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The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

Wants Divorce-Venia S1iger, has filed a suit tor divorce against her husband on the grounds of cruel and inhuman treatment
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

Wedding 6eIIs-A marriage license was issued by the clerk of the Super ior Court this week to Robt Edwards to wed Mary Jean Wallace.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

w. s. Humphrey, a building con tractor, who was formerly located in Clifton, but who has spent the past few years in the northwest, has re- turned to the district and will again locate here.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

Bridge Party Invitations-Invita- tions were issued this week by Mrs. Jas. H. Kerby and Mrs. Sam Spann for a bridge whist party to be given at the home of Mrs. Kerby on Satur- day afternoon April 5th.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

Divorce Granted-On Thursday of Minor was granted a divorce froln Anna Minor on the grounds of deser- ftion.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28
wiII Enf>&zia

Will Entertain Bridge cIub-Ac- cording to announcement Mrs. Sam Abraham will entertain the Clifton Bridge Club at the Clifton Hotel on the afternoon of April 12th
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28
Adnfiniskrator.

Application for Adntinisxrater-- John Ware has filed application in the Superior Court to be appointed administrator in the estate of Antonio Lupio, deceased.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

For SaIe-House, Fraser Heights, East Side, rooms and bath room, cheap. Address P O. Box S7, Cliff ton. BPS. 2t.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

Divorce Suit-A suit was filed for divorce this week in the Superior Court by Mary K Lisle vs. James Ev- rett Marcell on the grounds of de- sertion.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

Lost-A ladies' gold pin, mexican style with some stones. Reward to the person who finds it and gives to the Mexican Consul. 3-2S-2t.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

Hon. John R. Hampton made a fly ing trip to Phoenix this week on mir ing business.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

Wanted-Refined young lady de- sires board and room, or room with private family. Address l.. O., Copper Era.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1913-03-28

At Deans Lunch counter-Every-
 thing the Very BEST.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Hurrah for Wilson!-but /
don't mean Woodpile. That 'hur-
rah'' was made to order especially
for J. Stitt Wilson, the Socialist
mayor OF Berkeley, California.
Mr.. Wilson has just administered
a very proper and timely rebuke
to the Associated Charities of
San Francisco. They invited him
to dinner at which he was to pay
So for plate and watch moving
pictures illustrating SLOW Needy
Families Live" Mr.. Wilson sent
back word to the Associated
Charlatans that he had no desire
to dine with the social class which
can squander So on one meal, and
that he preferred to give his three
dollars to some needy family. If
j. 5titt Wilson is Socialist, God
give us more like him.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Cardinal O'Connel opens the
slot in his face and squirts out
the following wad of wisdom:
Capital has a right to just
share of the profits, but only a
just share.' Will Mr.. Red Hat
please tell us exactly what pro-
portion of what the worker pro-
duces is a just share for the man
who produces nothing? / am
waiting for an answer.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Oh, say! Did you know the
Standard Oil Company had been
dissolved? Law, yes, it happened
long time ago. Uncle Sam was
the boy that did it. He just teto-
tally ruint the oil trust-so he
thought. But bless your gizzard,
l see where the Standard Oil
Company has just declared divi-
dends again, and old Johndee's
share of the profits is $40, 600, 900.
Doggon, wish somebody would
dissolve" me that way.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01
Let Us Talk 1t
Over

Well. dear sinner friends, this is
The Fool Killer. /.
= How does it set on your stomach?
II you like it, you can get more at
headquarters.
The Fool-Killer is not even forty
leventh cousin to any other paper on
earth.
1t stands in a class by itself, and
it's field is as broad as the English
language.
This paper wears no bell, muzzle,
collar nor halter.
You can put that down to start with.
| am the fellow who works at the
punp-handle on this pungent period
ical Of thrilling thought. print only
what I write; write only what l
think; and I think what I doggon
please.
own this entire establishment,
and Rockefeller isn't rich enough to
buy one share of it.
Does that sound strange?
Well, bless your soul, I am a great
deal richer than old John.
/ never travelled any to speak OF,
but I have read great deal, and have
thrnk some.
have also writ few books which
I know are great, because they don't
sell worth a cent
Great books never do.
And then started The Fool-Killer,
Just to quiet my nerves and keep the
old press from getting rusty.
From the seclusion of these wooded
hills there will go forth each month
a bundle of literary dynamite that
will shake the rotten foundations of
society and cause the Church of Nam
mon to at least turn over in its sleep.
The Fool-Killer is a monthly mus
tard-plaster, for the blood-boils OF
Society, Church and State.
1t is salted with wit, peppered with
humor and seasoned with sarcasm
Every line cuts like a whip, and
every word raises blister
II you are fool you had better not
subscribe for The FOol-Killer. Il
you are wise you will. And so that
settles it. :.:.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Geeminy goodness, friends! I
do wish you would all use pen
and ink when you write to me.
About half the letters | get are
written with a lead pencil, and
they are so dim can't read them
above a whisper. Please use ink.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

They have got out . new nickel
with the picture of a bison's head
omit. The internal scamps! Looks
to me like they could at least have
made it a Bull Moose.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Another one of these scientific
fellers comes along and says,
There is no reason in science
why a man might not live several
hundred years an d keep young"
All right, smarty; just go ahead
and do it. Whenever you succeed,
then I'll try it.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

If I was in Morris Sheppard's
place I would have Joe Bailey's
seat in the Senate thoroughly
scrubbed and fumigated before
I'd ever rOost on it.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

I've just read about a man who
spent large sums on perfume for
himself, but wouldn't buy his
wife any shoes. It would take a
thunderation big sight of per-
fume to keep that kind Of a brute
from sinking.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

A man with a cigar in his
mouth will rebuke a boy for
smoking cigaretts. That's sorter
like a polecat telling a dead fish
that it stinks.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

If you get hold of a sample of
The Fool-Killer, you are hereby
invited to read it over carefully,
show it to your friends and get
up a club.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

The Yellow Jacket has got one
foot in the Progressive mud-hole
and the other in the old Republi-
can mire, and it just can't decide
which puddle itwants to dabble in.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01
In response to numerous calls
for sub cards, I hope to have a
supply ready in a few days.

A big ''blessing" over little
snack of grub is like buying a
hundred dollar safe to keep ten
cents in.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

When old man Satan looks up
this way and sees a big, plump,
chicken-fed preacher going along
the street putting at a ten-cent
cigar, I'll bet he laughs till his
belly hurts.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

The Yellow Jacket calls itself
a Luxury" Yes, that's right. l
always heard that luxury was
something that people didn't
need.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Look out there, Ted! / see
Woodpile casting sleeps eyes
toward them ''policies'' that you
stole from the Socialists.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Now / guess the Kansas City
Star knows how to sympathize
with the Appeal to Reason. It's
editor has been indicted for con-
tempt of court.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

If New Jersey is the mother of
trusts, l suppose Woodpile Will
son must be their step-father.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Wonder what in the dickens has
become of old J. P. Morgan's
Men and Hypocrisy Backward
Movement? Its loud-mouthed
boosters of few months ago
seem to be turning out a choice
line of silence these days.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

If you like The Fool-Killer, say
so; and if you don't like it, just
keep your mouth shut.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01
THE CAUSE OF IT ALL.

Well, 10ll0f C1U1Z0uS, uOPO yON
all got your January Fool-Killer at
last. You have had a dickens OF a
time getting it, but not half as hard
time as had. knew you all loved
The Fool-Killer, but I had no idea
how great your love was till ! began
to hear from you about the delay Of
the January issue. I got hundreds of
letters from subscribers everywhere
who were just standing on top of their
heads and having double barrelled
ieeminy-fits because The Fool-Killer
didn't show mp at the regular time. L
begun to fear that wo d actually
be responsible for the death of sew
eral thousand people if didn't get
that Fool-Killer to them in about
three winks of a rooster's eye.
Boys, it tickles me plum to my giz-
zard to know that my little old sassy
paper is of SO much Importance that
it is so sorely missed when it fails 10
arrive. couldn't ask for better tes-
timonial than the basketful of "com-
plaints' that came in during the lat
ter part Of January. I am going TO
keep them for souvenirs, and if any
body denies that the The Fool-Killer
is eagerly looked for by it's readers,
I will have the proof ready.
Friends, Pm certainly glad you en-
JOY the paper so much, and I'm aw-
full sorry it had to be so late last
month, but couldn't help it. And
right here's good place to tell you
what caused the delay.
Some of you may remember about
my wife being a semi-invalid. She has
the worst case of asthma and bron-
chitis that I ever saw, also stomach
trouble, and what she has suffered
during the past seven years no tongue
can tell. Not feeling able to stand an
other cold winter here, she packed
up last fall and went to Florida.
stayed here and worked at The Fool
Killer till the December issue was
mailed out, and then I closed up the
office and hiked out to Florida to
see the widder. Stayed with her
as long as could, and then hurried
back to get out the January paper.
On my arrival here I found nearly all
my work-hands sick-my main head
clerk down with bad case of meas
les-and l have had time of it. /
had to work day and night, trying to
do the work of three people, and it
looked like I never would get the
paper printed and mailed. The letters
just piled up in great stacks. I
couldn't get the subs recorded. and
my personal correspondence was
neglected. Everything got terribly
behind, but am doing my level best
to catch up. My hands who were sick
are able to go to work again and We
are going to make things hum to beat
sixty from now on. But the printing
and mailing of q, 900 or 80, 600 papers
by hand each month is a big job, and
hope you will all be as patient ~
possible.
Quite number have stated that
they subscribed and sent in clubs
several months ago and never re-
ceived the paper. In eases like that
don't know who is to blame, but I
will try my best to find out and rem
edy the trouble. Whatever happens,
bear in mind that mean to be honest
and that I am not trying to beat you
out of your money. If you don't get
the paper within a reasonable time,
write me friendly note and tell ne
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01
TAKE NOTICE!

TAKE NOTICE!
Do not send postage stamps on sub
scription.
Remittances should be made by
registered letter, express or postofhce
money order.
BE careful to write your own name
and address plainly, and direct all
letters and make all orders payable
to: 49,.
THE FOOL-KILLER,
NOravian Falls, North Carolina.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01
EDITORIALS.

Say, pard, how do you like this
automatic sin-swatter, anyhow?
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Entered as second class matter
March 80, 1910, at the postofice at
Moravian Falls, N. c., under the act
of March 3, 1879.
The fool-killer., 1913-02-01

Pass the good news along.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-10-21
Mrs. Josephine Loo 10, Who
Was Fire Is in
~ Jourt
WAIVED EXCEPTIONS
AND TOOK A TERM
Mrs. Marion Valentine Also
Takes a Long Term in
Preference to Fine

Sheriff Frank H. Tracy was in the
city yesterday to served mittimus war
rants on Mrs. Josephine Locacio of 10
Foster street and Mrs. Marion Valen-
tine of Blackwell street. Mrs. Lo-
cacio was convicted on selling charge
IN Washington county court and the
case was carried to supreme court on ex-
eeptions taken by her attorney. Before
the higher court the exceptions were
recently waived and the county court
sentence of $500 fine and SIS costs
was affirmed. The woman will be tax
en- to Rutland to serve the alternate
sentence in the house OF correction.
At the March term of county court
Mrs. Valentine was convicted of Illegal
selling and sentenced to pay fine of
$500 and costs. The case was appealed.
but the judgment of the lower court
was sustained in supreme court this
fall. She will serve the alternate SEN
tence on the fine and costs of s62.s4
in county Jail, it is said Sheriff Tracy
took both women to Montpelier with
him.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-10-21
In Extinguishing Fire in a
Thickly Built Up
Section
WIND DROVE FLAMES
WITH MUCH FURY
Loss Of $500 Sustained and
Soaked Roofs Pre-
vented More

Newport, Oct. 2l.-Fire which broke
out at l;3O this morning destroyed a
barn and outbuildings in the rear OF
+. H. Wheeler's livery stable, owned
by II. B. Stewart of Beebe Plains. With
the buildings, four horses were burned
and number of sleighs were destroyed.
These belonged to Mr.. Wheeler. The
loss on the buildings is estimated at
$500, partially covered by insurance
and on the contents ST 900, on which
there was no insurance. The origin OF
the fire is not known.
If it had not been for the fact that
the roofs of the adjoining buildings
were soaked from yesterdays hard rain
a far greater loss would have resulted,
as the buildings are thickly located and
there was a hard wind blowing at the
time. The West Derby fire company
responded and assisted the local fire.
men. II is probable that Mr.. Stewart
will not rebuild.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-10-21
AN UNUSUAL CHARGE.
Burlington Licensee Charged With IL
legal Sale on Credit.

Burlington, Oct. 2l.--J. Henry Lavinge,
who conducts a second class license place
at the corner of Battery and College
streets, was taken into custody yester-
day afternoon ON warrant, issued by
States Attorney Hopkins and charging
the Illegal sale of liquor on credit. A
preliminary hearing was given yester-
day afternoon in city court and bail
was fixed in the sum of $500, Joseph
Mitchell becoming surety.
The offense is alleged to have been
committed on October Is, when it is
charged Samuel II. Miller purchased two
gallons of whskey from Lavigne's place
and did not pay for it on delivery. La
vigne was at that time out of town and
Miller ordered the whiskey over the tel
ephone. 1t was delivered but the man
did not take any money as he waited
for the return of Lavigne before MAX
ing any price.
1t is known that there has been a feel
ing between Joseph Agel, Miller's part
ner, and Lavigne, and Miller attributes
a recent case brought against him to
Lavigne. He is the complainant in the
case against Lavigne.
The penalty in the case of first, sec
ond or third class license selling liquor
on credit Is severe, as a conviction means
the revoking of license. The maxi
mum penalty is years Imprisonment
and a fine of 81 900. The minimum is a
fine of $500.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-10-21
CALL SPECIAL GRAND JURY.
To Consider Shooting of 0ssie Prouty in
windham County

Newfane, Oct. 2l-A special grand
jury was drawn yesterday and will be
convened Wednesday afternoon here TO
consider the case of l.. A. Foster OF Hal
flax, charged with the murder of 0ssie
Prouty Ii an indictment is found
against him the trial will be begun in
the county court here Oct. 81.
The state officials decline to say
whether they have found the weapon
from which the 3s-calibre steel iacketed
bullet which called Prouty was fired f.
W. Gibson and W. r. Daley, attorneys
for Foster, say they have not found it.
They say that they are not withholding
anything from the state and even as
sisted the officers in their search on the
night of the affray.
A circular has been found which Fos-
ter used to advertise himself when lee
turing on Temperance. This contains
his estimate OF himself and comments
by clergymen and Others as to his char
aeter and ability.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-10-21
HUNTER SHOT IN EYE.
Harry H. Warren Victim of His Com.
panion in Woods.

Bennington. Oct 2l-Dr. G. S. Bu.
chanan and William ii. Myers returned
from Troy yesterday after carrying To
a specialist in that city Harry Fl. War
rem, young man in the employ of the
Twin State Gas & Electric company,
who was accidentally shot in the face,
neck and head while hunting in the
town of Salisbury Sunday. The spec
ialist gave but little hope for saving the
young mans right eye which was pene-
trated by one of the No. shot from the
gun OF Claire w. Soule, the young mans
hlynting companion.
Not knowing that Warren was in the
brush in the immediate locality, Soule
shot and killed a gray rabbit and had
started to pick up the game when War
rem cried that he had been hit. Between
l5 and 20 shot struck Warren in the
side of the face, neck and head but the
only wound at all serious was caused
by the pellet which penetrated the up
per eye-lid and passed into the optic.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-10-21
SYLVESTER cAMERoNs FUNERAL
Was Held From His Daughters Home
Monday Afternoon.

Funeral services for Sylvester Cam
eron, a longtime resident of Barre
whose death occurred at the home of his
daughter, Mrs. Alexander Coburn, s
Orange street, Friday evening, were held
at the house Monday afternoon at |
o'clock, Rev. John b. Reardon, pastor
of the UniversaIist church, officiating,
assisted by Rev. w. j. M. Beattie, rec
tor OF the Church of The Good Shep-
herd. Mrs. A. w. Allen sang two se-
| lections. Among those present We're
several veterans of the Washington
County Veterans association, to which
the deceased belonged.
A number of relatives from out of
the city also attended. The bearers
were as follows: j. G. Cameron OF Ruth
erford, N. j., S. X Cameron and A. M.
Cameron OF North Calais, brothers of
MIR. Cameron, M. Il. Williams OF Crafts
bury, a son-in-law, John Coburn, and
Clarence Cameron. The remains we're
taken to Elmwood cemetery for inter
ment
A profusion of flowers included the
following pieces; IS roses, Husband,
Father and Grandfather" family; car
nations, Mrs. +. J. Martin and kath-
crime, Mr.. and Mrs. George Wolcott,
Mrs. Nora Daniels. James Even and
Miss Ethel Even, Morton Warren, Wal.
ter Warren, Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Graf
ton, Mr.. and Mrs. l.. w. Sibley. Mr..
and Mrs. +. II. Rogers, Mr.. and Mrs.
John f. Murray, Mr.. and Mrs Donald
Leith, Mr.. and Mrs. F. 7. Cutler, Mr..
and Mrs. Edwin Ross, Mrs. Nora Poor,
Mrs. Addie Clough, Mrs. J. f. Sawyer,
Clarence Cameron; ehrysanthemum Mr.,
and Mrs. George Reed, Mr.. and Mrs.
N. j. Roberts, MIR. and Mrs. James
Gauld, Mr.. and Mrs. William Cole, Mrs.
James Even, Mrs. X. A. Lane, Mr.. and
Mrs. George Bates, Mr. and Mrs. O. r.
Philbrick, Mr.. and Mrs. n. B. Ballard,
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Philbrick Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Robins, Mr. and Mrs.
A. c. Moore, Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Ladd,
Mr.. and Mrs. Center Bates, Mr. and
Mrs. James Cow, Mr.. and Mrs. Nicholas
Veale, Mr. and Mrs. George Mathieson,
Mr. and Mrs. Pliny Cutler, Mrs. Smith, |
Mr. and Mrs. James S. Milne, Mr.. and
Mrs. Walter McIIugo. Alderman John L. |
Hoban and Mrs. Hoban, Mrs. A. Beck
ley; roses, Miss Pauline Darling, Mrs. |
Sarah NJ. Darling.
There We're present from out of the |
city: j. c. Cameron of Rutherford, n. |
j.. S. X. Cameron, Allie Cameron OF |
North Calais; Clarence Cameron, North !
field; Mrs. |. Z. Sawyer, Worcester,
Mass; Mrs. Nora Poor. Miss Cordelia |
Poor, Northfield Mrs. Rufus Virgins,
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. w. Sibley,
North Montpelier; Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Il. |
North Craftsbury; John Co
burn, New Rochelle, n. Y; Miss Paul
inc Darling, Mr.. and Mrs. George p.
Wolcott, Mr.. and Mrs. James Wakefield,
Mrs. 7. II. Daniels, Morrisville; L. w.
Warren, Hardwick Philo Warren, Wa
terbury Center; A. r. Leonard, Mrs.
Pauline Lawrence, Middlesex; L C. Ia
Dor, North Calais.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-10-21
SPORTING NOTES.

Guernsey, who has played the greater
part of the season in the Yale back
ield, has been shifted to end by his
roaches to replace Avery, who has not
been showing standard form.
The American league officials will hold
their annual meeting in Chicago this
fall month earlier than in previous
years. The league will hold its meeting
In November so as to allow President
Comiskey to join his White Sox on a
tour of the world.
Eddie Collins days of attempting to
break into professional league ball are
recalled apropos the playing in the
worlds series. When he graduated from
Columbia university he had friends ask
Clark Griffith to try him out with the
New York Highlanders. Griffith turned
him away as did McGraw Mack's
sleuths then nabbed him. Mack saw
that Collins needed experience and then
sent him to Newark. After eleven days
Burnham, manager of the Newark club,
returned him to Mack. saying that he
rould neither hit nor field Mack made
him one of the greatest players of the
game.
The services of Joe Tinker have been
retained by the Cincinnati Reds for next
season. Tinker, though, may not be
manager of the Redland aggregation.
Lavan, the utility infielder of the Phil
hdelphia Americans, will return soon to
resume his studies at the University of
Michigan medical college.
Eddie Mahan, the star Harvard half
hack, weighs but los pounds This is a
great weight when it is considered with
what force he hits his opponents.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-10-21

Walter Crawford, aged 81, a native
of Putney, was struck and killed in
Winchester. n. H., Saturday, when he
miscalculated the distance and drove
across the track in front of train.
Mr.. Crawford was hostler at the Win
chester house and was on his way to
the station with two-seated rig to
meet passengers when the accident oc-
Cured. His body was carried by the
engine for more than l25 feet and
dropped outside the track. The horse
was beheaded, its body being found on
one side of the track and its head on
the other. The carriage was entirely
wrecked. Mr.. Crawford was grad
uate of Montpelier seminary. He had
been a selectman and deputy sheriff
in Putney and represented that town in
the legislature at one time. He also
formerly had charge of the office of the
Stowell Manufacturing company, of
which his father was a stOckholder.
When his wife died, some 10 or Il years
ago. he moved to Winchester, and had
lived there most of the time since He
leaves two daughters, Ellen, who is mar
ried and lives in the White mountains,
and Isabel.