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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07

FOR THE purpose OF having all
Seattle club women meet Mrs. J. S.
NJ. Steele, president of the National
Federation of Womcn's clubs, n
Dutch treat luncheon will be given
at Fraser-Paterosns lunch room
Tuesday noon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07

TcRcher-Wililc can you tell mo
what trust company isT
Willie-Yes'um It's a bunch OF
mon surrounded by other peoples
money.
a lot OF fellows stIli think that
dropping a coin In tho collection
plato entities thom 10 through
pass TO heaven.
ia a shame the women get moth
ing but scoffinx. and they trying
to cut down tho cost Of living by
wearing almost no clothes at all
Yes, ard what's become Of the
old.fashloned man who used to
say: That boy In going TO tho
dcmnltion bow-wowA He spends
all hts spare time r-adln'."
Thoughts make you a beoear or
q prince.
Mother" said the bride. shave
you an electrical cook book7'
An electrical cook book ="
Yes. want 10 know how many
volts TO give n steak"
Bsldhcad Club OF America an
nounces second annual banquet nj
Canaan. CT, Oct. 10. They ought
not kick n there's q hair in their
soup.
There goes a man who can al
ways get foothold in business.
who is her"
MY chiropodist"
what IL a normal child, any
how7"
"All depends. In Boston Il IN one
who wears powerful spectacies."
The old osken bucket that hung In
the we'll
Was full OF aerrs steaithy.
But we never knew II. az matters
befeIl.
And so grew up healthy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07
Real Bargain, Too

Tho maiden washed her fluffy hair.
Then dried II on n Kitchen chair.
Was Il her own Why, guro as
fa,o.
She bought Il for six nincty-eight.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07

Suggested by Yorhs who not fast on their feet
that there be law prohibiting sale OF autos that can make
over 20 miles hour
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07

In an Ohio town. where the good people get most OF
their amusement BY fighting the bad, there was mayor
whom the good" people suspected was bad 30 ms was
how they put him TO the test:
They hired an aluring woman and got hef 20
,.L. friends with his honor a skillul woman, out
10 ensnare man. especially il she be pretty ano
dimpy and apt in the Alterations OF beauty IN ois
tress generally history tells u.s. makes some hea"
way - ..a .,d ~. ma,
II was 50 in this case The woman tempted ana me man
~; l;kr the great gawky gudgcon that man IS Notnins
s wrong understand No deliberate plotting OF periidy
On his part lust foolish yielding to lure as old as eea
And when the trap ready 10 be sprung; 10
there came detectives policemen and photographer
the good" people chorted with glee and mock Q.
them hied the governor to see II they eouio se'
the bad mayor removed
Wonderful reforming isn't ~
presden Huerta learning He has had to postpone en-
so,cenent Of the compulsory enlistment law because II ex-
..d NV man who was earning than soldiers pay
The fellows earning less than that, Just ma IN the
Mavbe Huerta is going try to make the rch 90 the
fighting
Iuisvles chief police going arrest all
r,.,rers who make fragrant OF their ankles
are now going get decision TO how many feet long
Louisville girls ankle is
Doctors gave up Jim Woodward Of Cuba ILL., he was
40 dronscal So lin himself but the bullet let out the
droosv fluid and inns getting we'll Hereafter James wi
lkev call in an expert trapshooer instead OF DOCTOR when
aling
Tn Chicago pedders drive needles into their horses eyes
m make them docle Considering variety and dcpravy Chi
surely has the collection OF devitries outside
Hades.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07
Doctors gave I'D lin Woodward Of Cuba. Ill. he was

Tn Chicago pedders needles into their horses eyes
20 MAZE them doce Considering variety and dcpravty Chi
caqo surely has finest collection OF deves outside OF
Hades
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07
Daily Healthogram

RAT.PROOF BUILDINGS are
the latest scheme for protecting
the human race from the danger.
Gus. disease-bearing rodent. The
United States public health ser
vice urges that all new build
lngs be constructed no that the
rat cannot enter them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07

What IL normal child. any
how7"
"All depends. In Boston II IN one
who wears powerful spectacies."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07
;a.. u,.-ta ia learning He had postpone en- VI

Iousvies chief of police going to arrest all
.,rers who make fragrant exposure OF their ankles we
re now going to get decision how many feet long
Louisville girls ankle is.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07

A lot Of fellows sslIl think that
dropping coin In tho collection
plato entities them 10 n through
pass TO heaven.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07

There goes a man who can al
ways get a foothold in business.
who is her"
My chiropodist-"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-07

its q shame the women get moth
Ink bu; soothing. and they trying
to cut down tho cost Of living by
wearing almost no clothes at all.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
FREE ATTRACTIONS AT
SOUTH DAKOTA FAIR

The finest list Of free attractions ever
presented has been secured for the 1913
State Fair In the personnel of f. M.
Barnes European Hippodrome, com
prising the greatest hippodrome spe.
cialties In America. These free acts
VIII be presented, with daily changes.
before the grand stand between races.
Among the many features viii be the
Famous original Florenz Troupe, famed
throughout Europe as the most won.
derfui society acrobats and somer.
saulters.
Slayman Ais Eleven Wild Moors
We're brought to this country expressly
by =. M. Barnes, Inc. MI Of these per.
are genuine Moors. Their feats|
OF sensational whirlwind ground tum.
pnng are most wonderful to hehela
Little Hip and Napoleon, the crown.
ing triumph Of the ~hippodrome, the
smallest trained elephant in the world
and the man-monkey comedian. The
bowling scene In which Hip appears as|
the bowler and Napoleon as the pin boy
IS q scream from the start to finish.
McPhee & Hill. England,s greatest
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
MIGHT EMUIATE.THE OSTRICH FRRIIcc
Physician Apparently Had Little Fear
for the Digestive Powers Of
His Patient.

Dicks line of talk on Imagination
said Senator Marcus Smith Of Arizona
to a party OF pals a few nights ago,
makes me think OF a medical ac-
quaintance Of mine.
among his patients" continued the
senator, the doctor had a lady who
was strong on Imagination. In fancy
she suffered every i'll in the long sick
sick list. and was continually calling
at the physician's Office or 'phoning
for him.
Early one evening the doctor was
called to the lady's house, and al
though the fair patient complained Of
being very Ill, she said she intended
going to the theater.
"The doctor readily saw that she
would be perfectly safe In attending
the performance, and was about to
take his leave when the patient called
him back.
"tOh, doctor said she In q weak
and languid voice, ] want to ask you
something. Do you think that / may
eat q few oysters tonight on returning
from the theater?'
Eyes, madam replied the physician
ljust q trifle testify MS he started for
the door. shells and ALL"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
BUT HE NET THE GREAT MAN
Insurance Agent Had aemethins to
srag About, Even Ii He Didn't
Get Any Business.

A w~eli-known insurance official said
the other day in Chicago:
In the beginning of my career,
when l was only a humble insurance
agent, gained access one morning to
the august and formidable presence
of j. Pierpont Morgan"
moi"
Eyes," the official insisted; Eyes, it's
a fact. Don't ask me how / did it,
though, for that's a secret. But at
ten o'clock one morning, behold me, a
young Insurance agent, standing be.
fore the desk of the great ]. Pierpont,
with my big envelope of life-and-death
statistics, twenty-year endowmente
and SO forth in my hand. / was, ]
have since learned, the first and only
insurance agent who ever managed ia
meet MI. Morgan face to face"
We'll, what happened?"
"'Mr. Morgan / began, hurriedly
you ought to carry more life insur,
ance. You see, sir,
And lucidly and ~cogently / laid my
insurance proposition before the great
man.
He listened in silence. Those fierce
blue eyes of his bored me through
like lances. When / stopped at last
all he said was:
How did you get in here?'
Il walked in ! answered.
Well said he, walk out"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA, s,
COUNTY OF Bon HoMME.
In Circuit Court, First Judicial Circui

In Circuit court, f1fSb judicial Circuit,
In the matter of the discharge
of the mortgage gived by Geo.
G. Lindley and Ellen Lindley
his wife, to L. Q. Bogert and j.
III. Dickson, row deceased, up
on Lot tent 10l in Block twelve
(12l In the town of Scotland,
Bon Homme County, South
Dakota.
Notice of Application for Discharge
of Mortgage.
Notice Is Hereby Given that an APP.
plication made by The Manitoba Mort
gage and Investment Company Linn.
ited) of London, England. owner in
e OF the premises hereinafter describ
ed, has been filed in the Office of the
clerk of the circuit court within and
for the county of Bon Homme and
state of South Dakota, which applica.
tion is for the discharge Of q certain
mortgage described as follows to-wit,
A mortgage dated June 9Th, 1893 fol
One Hundred and Fifty Dollars $3.50
given by Geo. q. Lindley and Ellen
Lindley, husband and wife, to T. o.
US duu VI. II. nov QG
ceased, upon Lot ten (10) in Block
twelve (12l in the town of Scotland, s..
d., and recorded in the office of the
register of deeds of said Bon Homme
County December 10, 1883, in Book d
of mortgages at page 1862, which mort.
gage has been fully paid.
Said application is made pursuant 81
the provisions of Section $50 of the Re
vised Code of Civil Procedure OF South
Dakota, and will be brought on fol
hearing before said court at its cham,
bers in the county court house IN til,
1cityof YanktOn, In the county az Yank
ton in said circuit on the 18th day 8
August, 1918 at ten o'clock a. M, or q.
soon thereafter as the court can con
veniently hear the Same.
Dated this 26th day Of July, 1918.
MANITOBA MORTGAGES AND
INVESTMENT COMPANY,
Petitioner
RoYoE, WARREN n FAIRBANK,
Attorneys for Petitioner,
Sioux Fails, S. d.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07

give relief.
W. Fl. Knowles, Of CISCO, ILL.,,
writes: eve have given DR.. Kings
New Discovery the most thorough
tests for coughs, colds and various
bronchial troubles for six years, and
have never found it to fail"
"For about three months I had the
worst kind of a cough" writes W. P.
Rinehart of Asbury, N. J. "It
would keep me awake for hours at
night. Ali the medicines / took did
not help me till at last I used DR..
Kings New Discovery. Three doses
gave me the first good nights rest I
had in months and further use COM
pletely cured me-" Sold by
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07

cold epidemic and your home seems
like a hospital, your children all have
colds, cough continually, Ire fever
ish and restless at night, sleep little
and then not the sound, refreshing
sleep children need. You yourself
are almost sick and awake most of
the night, caring for them. You
need DR.. Kings New Discovery.
1t quiets the children's cough in
stantly. It is pure and pleasant.
Children like it. By relieving the
cough promotes sleep and gives you
and the children the much needed
rest.
Get a bottle Of DR.. Kings New
Discovery from your druggist. he
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
Notice of Teachers Institute

According TO the Provisions of Arti.
Gle II, Section 10, Revised School Laws
of South Dakota, a County Normal
Institute will be held at Tyndali. South
Dakota, beginning August 18th and
closing August 2Srd, 1918. Candidates
for school positions will govern them,
selves accordingly.
GILBERT G. FITES
County Superintendent
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07

@. j. Bruhn aud family autoed
to Yankton last Sunday.
G. J. Vellek made a business
trip to Sioux City Wednesday.
Mr.. AID Mrs. John Hirsch visit
ed friends in Memo last Sunday.
A brother of George Simentel has
been here this week from Illinois.
Mrs. B. B. Cobb returned on
Wednesday from a visit in Vermill-
ion.
Steve Zolnowsky has taken a
position as clerk in the Quick Sale
store.
Mrs. Jasmann was on the sick
list last week, but is again able to
be out.
Mrs. III. P. Carson of Huron ar
rived yesterday for a visit at the
Griffiths home.
Commissioner II. g. Gum is
attending q meeting of the board
in Tyndall today.
Lucille Bruhn will go to Armour
today to spend a couple OF weeks
with her grandparents.
W. l.. O'Neil of Trip al in
town Tuesday between trains while
on his way to Wagner.
Prof. McVay went to Woonsocket
Tuesday where he will remain
several days experimenting some
building on his farm.
j. 81. Minnich went to Sioux
City Wednesday to look over bust
ness matters with the Hanford
Cream Co. which he represents.
A meeting of the members Of the
Bay View Study Club will be held
next Tuesday at she home OF DR..
and Mrs. Koobs and all members
are invited to be present.
Robert Clough got his finger cut
on a pillow lay that he was sharpen
ing a few days ago, and although
he had it disinfected right away it
is showing signs of blood poisoning
and he is unable to work.
r. W. Schoonmaker who has
just sold the News Messenger at
Frankfort, was in town today on
his way to the new town of Heaton.
between Geddes and Platte to look
over the field for starting a new
paper. He says the crops around
Frankfort are very poor, and that
not over half of them will be har-
vested.
Jos. Alter, who is now working
the Alex Brown farm two miles
northwest of town, has decided to
quit renting and possess himself
OF a farm of his own. he has
purchased a choice farm of 100
acres lying one mile from Kaylor
and will move onto it rs soon as
bis lease on the Brown farm ex-
pires. The farm was bought of D.
K. Tomlinsoa who purchased it
from Will Colwell a few months
ago.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
FOR SALE

One of the best business blocks
in the city of Scotland, southwest
corner of First and Main Streets,
occupied by the Martin Remboldt
saloon.
Sioux Falls Brewing i Mailing Co.
Sioux Falls, s. D.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
UP TO DATE

For more than twenty-five years The
Sioux City Tribune has published news
of vital importance to the people OF
this vicinity, local news bearing direct
ly on county happenings and home in
~terests. world wide and state news,
editorial comments that really shed
light upon every subject, There is s
sports page, woman's page, and much
special matter of interest to each mem
Der of the family, the accurate market
page being invaluable to farmers and
stock raisers, You can have it one
year for the low price of $500. Sub
scribe through this paper or send that
amount to the publishers direct.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07

When your family is visited by a will refund your money if it doesn't
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07

Mrs. VIM. O'Neill of Trip, is
visiting her sisters here today.
There was a good rain in north
ern Hutchinson county last night.
The deal made last week by the
Biermann brothers for the purchase
of a new threshing outfit fell thru
before the rig was delivered.
The road graders who have been
working near Dave Milbeir's place,
will finish today, and they viii not
commence another job until after
a good rain, as the ground is too
dry to work easily.
Mrs Bardwell's sale of household
goods last Saturday was very sat-
isfactory. Those that we're not of.
fered for sale have been either stor-
ed or shipped to Arkansas where
she and LISA expect to go in q
short time.
Mr.. and Mr.. Jos. Sharf have been
spending the week in Scotland. Mr..
Sharf returned to Sioux City Wed.
nesday. He has several places in
view for going into the mercantile
business, but has not yet decided
which to choose.
e. ". Wilcox returned last night
from his trip to Kansas City, Mo-,
and return by way of Genoa, ILL.,,
where he visited his parents. The
entire trip was made on his motor.
cycle, and he says he feels like a
fighting cock this morning.
There have been .hree bluffs
made during the last three nights
at a rain storm. A few claps Of
thunder and a little sprinkle each
night have been all that it has a.
mounted to. A good soaking rain
would be very welcome for the
corn.
Frank Zolnowsky returned last
Saturday from his trip to Mon
tana. DR.. Landmann accompan-
led him and has purchased $50
acres of the tract owned by Mr..
Zolnowsky and Philip Schpierer.
The tract will now be divided be.
tween three. Frank says the crops
around White Sulphur Springs
are magnificent and he looks for
his land to be worth 500 per acre
In q short time.
DR.. and Mrs. Ray Smith Of
Mitchell passed thru here in their
car last Saturday and stopped off
for q few hours. They we're on
their way to visit at Yankton, 500
City and Cedar Falls, Iowa, the
former home Of Mrs. Smiths de-
ceased sister, Mrs. Title Leverson.
DR.. Smiths dental parlors, To-
Gated over Diehl & Browns drug
store in Mitchell, were consider
ably damaged BY water during the
fire last week and while repairs
are being made they are taking 4
vacation and pleasure trip.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
CLASSY RACE meet AT
SOUTH DAKOTA
STATE FAIR.
Harness and Running Contests
For The Week Of Sept. S-l2

49, @sHaHnfE+ 4laE sAS14.AA HE#ENGss1
The finest bunch of horsefesh ever
seen in South Dakota will be Assem-.
bled in Huron during the week of the
big State Fair and Exposition. The
early closing races closed May 10
with 167 entries. These horses repre-
sent the nine states OF South Dakota,
North Dakota, Nebraska, Iowa, Mis-.
souri,, Texas, Wisconsin, Kansas and
Colorado, and Saskatchewan, Canada.
Nineteen towns in South Dakota have
horses entered. The list includes the
following races:
Purse.
Iwo-year-oid trot, l5 entries. .......... $500
T~hree-year-old trot, II entries...... 500
2:30 trot, A entries. 900
2:2O trot. 81 entries. 1lOe0
2:S pace, 80 entries. 1.000
2:l4 pace. "a entries. / o00
Entries for the following class races
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07

Parkston Tuesday.
A little son was born last week
to Mr., and Mrs. Frank kadlec.
Philip Schmierer of Mitchell was
looking after business matters in
Scotland Monday.
Mrs. Lance McLachlan came
from Tyndall for a brief visit with
Scotland friends Tuesday.
Don't let your stock worry them
selves to death. Use our Fly
Chaser.-Adv.
r. W. Russell Drug Co.
Miss Amanda Flick came from
Sutherland, Ia, Monday and will
visit for a time at home.
Miss Friesmann, of Holstein Is.
arrived the first OF the month and
has taken a position as clerk in the
general store of Becker Bros. Co.
MI. Jos. Alison has purchased
the Clausen house, now occupied
by John Wittmayer and family and
will move into it as soon as Mr..
Wittmayer's new house is complet-
ed so he can vacate the premises.
FOR SALE-30 head of high
grade two year old Aberdeen Angus
heifers. O. G. Cleland, Scotland,
s. D., R. F. D.. No. 3.-Adv.
George Hird is learning the
printers trade in the Citizen Re-
publican office, and is taking hold
OF the work like a veteran. He
graduated from the Scotland high
school last sprIug and gives prom
Use OF becoming a master printer.
Prof. McVay has been packing up
the school exhibit prepared by the
Scotland Schools preparatory to
shipping them to Tyndall where
they will be put on display at the
teachers institute. Later they will
be placed in the educational exhib-
il at the state fsir.
1855 T47uESGE EN-aZ1
Get rid of your rats by using a
sure death Raj Poison. Guaran-
teed.-Adv.
R. w. Russell Drug Go.
Some much needed repairs have
been made on the city we'll. The
old curbing was in bad condition
and was in danger Of caving in
and spelling the well. A new
brick curbing laid in cement has
been placed inside of the old so that
the we'll is now perfectly safe. II
will now be necessary to clean it,
as there is about ten feet of mud
in the bottom which interferes with
The flow, and this will probably be
done next week.
Milo Baird, who for several
years has been CITY marshsl q s
Scotland, handedin his resignation
last Tuesday morning, and the
mayor appointed Hans jacobson as
bis successor. The duties Of the
city marshal inclnde not only police
duties, but hs is ex.officio water
commissioner and street commiss.
Toner. With all II these duties 10.
look after it il, utterly impossible
tor any man to perform them TO
the perfect satisfaction Of all. One
person would have him continually
patroling the streets, another would
have him spend his time cutting
weeds along the sides Of the streets.
while others would have him spend
more Of his time at the pump sta
lion and looking after the water
supply. Considering all Of these
demands upon his time mi. Baird
bas rendered very efficient service,
but be feels, with some Justice, thai
the demand that he perform these
services On = salary Of $50 PEI
month il unreasonable.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
?. a. BLISS, Editor 4 Proprietor.
SUBSCRIPTION s,.oo pen YEAR.

HE aL
Do not let your valuables lie
around the house, when you hear
every day OF some house being
entered and some valuable article
being taken, such rs jewelry or
other relic.
There always are a lot of tran
sients going through the country
this time OF the year. you don't
know when they will break into
your home.
Leave them in our va ults where
they are safe.
Bon Homme County Bank.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-08-07
FOR RENT-0ne good room
over the Hanford cream station
Adv. j. FL. Minnieh

FOR RENT-Some living rooms
over Office building opposite Don-
Icy Hotei.-W. C. Haynes.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-02
Mishcs Big AndItorium

THE TULSA WORLD.
Mr. Editor You have noticed the
sentiment of the voters in Tulsa when
in your editorial offering suggestions
for a 1000 or 5000 seating capacity
for mn auditorium. That was Ger
tainly the impression we voters were
under when We voted the bonds.
Many that ! hsye talked with con
slider II a very great mistake to build
an auditorium with a less seating
capacity.
Your citizens don't allow this great
mistake to be made by building any
thing smaller for IL can not be rem
edied for many years If oyer-for SO
very much depends upon it for oui
city's greatness In the future as a
convention city.
FRANK VAN NOORHIS.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-02

In the March American Magazine.
Oliver Herford contributes verse and
pictures on the subjects of George
Bernard Shaw and William Dean
Mowell's under the caption, Gel
ebrities | Have Not Met" Following
are his lines:
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW"
THE very name OF Bernard Shaw
Fills me with mingled Mirth and Awe.
Mixture of Mephistophles
Don Quixote. and Dogenes,
The Devils wit, the Don's Romance
Joined to the Cynic's arrogance.
Framed on Pythagorean plan,
A Vegetable Souperman.
Here you may see him crown with
bay
The Greatest Playwright of his day;
Observe the look. of Self Distrust
And Diffidencelupon the bust"
WILLIAM DEAN HOWELLS
Not squirrels in the park alone
His low and winter-kindness own.
When literary Fledglings try
Their wings in first attempts to nv.
They flutter down to Franklin Square,
Where Howells in his Easy Chair
Like good Sam Francis scatters
crumbs.
OF Hope. to each small bird that
comes.
And since Bread, cast upon the main,
Must to the giver come again,
tender now, long overtime,
This humble Crumh Of grateful