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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-09-12
EQUAL TO ANY OCCASION

G0OhL ~ AM OSSH0iON
Brown had just returned home
from a short, but quite delightful,
journeying over the continent of Eu-
rope. Barely, however, had he set
foot again on the shore of England,
when, as is usual in such cases, he
was forced to submit his baggage to
examination by the customs officials.
The latter, moreover, although
Brown assured them that he had
nothing to declare, seemed bent on
making more than a perfunctory
examination.
"But there's nothing in that trunk
except wearing apparel" insisted
Brown absolutely nothing"
Unperturbed and unconVinced, the
official proceeded with his task, pull
ing out garment after garment, until
finally he disclosed dozen quarts Of
rare champagne.
The official looked at Brown, then
again at the bottles, then again at
Brown. ..-
,"And what kind of wearing apparel
d'you call this?" he asked.
"Nightcaps!" retorted Brown. And
even the customs officer almost
smiled.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-09-12
WITHIN CERTAIN LIMITS

Young Tom Toote was spending
holiday in the country, and had been
invited to the beautiful home of a
sweet young thing named Agnes.
What charming place!" he said
enthusiastically to Agnes proud par
ent. Does it go as far as those
woods over there?"
cit does" remarked the somewhat
unsympathetic father.
"Ah," said Tom, still cheerily, "and
to that old stone wall over there,
sir?"
ct does" came to gruff answer;
f'and it. goes as far as the river on
the south, and to the main. road on
the north"
''Beautifulp put in Tom.
Eyes," went on the old man; ''but
it doesn't go with Aggie!"
Then Tom faded peacefully from
view. $780,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
Lanoille Rally

Last Wednesday, Jan. 20, over eighty
veterans and their friends met here. in
response to an invitation given by the
James NJ. Warner Post, to be present at
rally on McKinley's birthday anniver-
sary. At noon the ladies of the local w.
R. c. served dinner, after which most
interesting literary program was given.
Post Commander Austin Wilkins acted
as Master of Ceremonies in a very able
manner. He first introduced Dept. Com
mander A. A. Niles who gave most in
teresting talk ON the Vermont Soldier.
Mrs. Ila Niles then entertained the audi-
ence by singing "The Grand Old G. A.
r" and had to respond to an encore. A
very clever and original poem, 1.-THE
Home Guard" was given bv George
Lamphere of Eden and caused much
laughter. Other interesting and appro-
pirate remarks were made by Rev. r. ID.
Cranmer, Rev. W. T. Best, Dept. Sr. Vice
Commander, J. A. Jarris of st. Albaut
Capt Frank Kenfield, Past Department
President Mrs. Clara B. Niles and De-
partmeDt President Mrs. Hattie Ship
man of Hardwick. Miss Lula Towue
rendered piano solo in a very finished
manner. Beside the guests from out
side the county, veterans were present
from Stowe, johnson, Hyde Park and
Eden.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
OH THOSE PIMPLES
CT a Clear Skin with Renova, the New An
tiseptic Cure for Eczema

There is no longer need to feel ashamed
and embarrassed on account of those un-
slightly pimples on the face, for the new
antiseptic remedy, RenoVa, will soon cure
the Disagreement and leave the skin
smooth, soft and clear.
The worst cases of eczema, salt rheum,
and even ulcers are cured ply Remove, as
it's antiseptic qualities kill the poison
germs in the diseased skin, and the sores
and eruptions soon heal, healthy skin
taking the place of the old.
The almost infalIible power of Remove
to cure eczema, and other skin troubles
is shown by the guarantee given with it,
to refund the money if it does not do all
that is claimed for it. Get three inch
tube for soc. from Arthur L. Cheney on
this guarantee and see how quickly all
itching, irritation and soreness disappear
and the skin begins to clear up. adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
MRS. VIM. ARCHER
Tells Mothers What To Do For
Delicate Children.

"My fourteen-year-old daughter was
very thin and delicate. She had a
bad cough so that l became very much
alarmed about her health. She was
nervous and did not sleep well, had
very little appetite and doctors did
not help her. Having heard so much
about Vinol, l decided to give it a
trial. 1t has helped her wonderfully.
She can sleep all night now without
coughing once; in fact, her cough Is
gone. Her appetite is greatly inn
proved and she has gained in weight.
Vinol Is a wonderful medicine, and |
will always keep it in the house. l
wish every mother knew what Vinol
will do for delicate children" Mrs.
VIM. Archer, 223 Broadway, Long
Branch, N. J.
This delicious cod liver and iron
preparation without oil is a wonderful
body-builder and strength-creator for
both young and old. We promise
to give back your money in every
such case where Vinol does not
benefit. This shows our faith in Vinol
p. S. If you have Eczema try our
Saxo Salve. We guarantee it.
A. L. Cheney. Druggist,
Adv. Morrisville. VT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
Try The Mirror Cure

"Bailif, get a mirror and make this
man take good look at himself" was
the penalty fixed by Municipal Judge
Hopkins. of Chicago, when an accountant,
charged with drunkenness, was brought
before him. The prisoner took a look
and begged to be allowed to 60 to a turk
| ish bath.
Hang that mirror to the wall back of
the rail and let it stay there" continued
the judge after the offender had been al
lowed to go to his bath. 81 want every
man like this to be compelled to look at
himself when brought to the bar of this
court. | would like to have a large mir
ror put just outside of each cell also. If
these men could see themselves as they
are, half of them would be cured"
The mirror cure'' would be good for
many besides drunkards. A Judge in a
Detroit divorce court once jocularlv said
that if he had his way he would pass
law making it necessary for every home
to be lined with mirrors. If this was
done, he said, there would be no necessity
tor divorce court. When young man
cam" Scowling to breakfast his first glance
in the mirror would make him ashamed
of himself. The women, this humorous
judge declared would be simply trans
formed. They, his honor explained,
would be smiling and good humored all
the time, fOr.they never could help look
ing at their reflections and while they
looked they just couldn't make ugly
fIOwns.
Quaint as this judges matrimonial
cure-all is, there is sound philosophy at
its base. Burns had the same idea when
he wrote, "Oh, wad some power the giftie
gle us to see ourseIs as others see us
1t wad frae mamie blunder free us, al
foolish notion" The fact is that if we
saw on our own faces the repellent lines
that bad temper, envy, malace and indul-
gence draw, natural hum IN vanity would
cause different thoughts and habits in
many.
The "mirror cure" simply calls into ac-
tivity slumD ering self-respect. Possibly
most of us would be better off if we IopB-
ed into the mirrors every so often solely
to see what message the inner man was
writing on the manuscript records of our
faces,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
NEW DEPARTURE
Selling Medicine at Half Price Under
Guarantee of Cure

After two months of remarkable sales,
Arthur l.. Cheney, the enterprising drug
gist. says that his plan of selling at half
price the regular so cent size of DR.. How
ards specific for the cure of constipation
and dyspepsia, and guaranteeing to re-
fund the money if it does not cure, has
been the grearest success he has ever
known.
Anyone suffering with dyspepsia. consti-
patton, liver troubles. headaches, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, or the general tired
feeling, caused by inactive liver and bow
els or disordered digestion, should take
advantage of Arthur l.. Cheney new de-
parture and buy bottle of DR.. Towards
specific at half price, with his personal
guarantee to refund the money If it does
not cure. adv
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
EclipSes of Sun and Moon

In 1913 there will be five eclipses three
of the sun and two of the moon. A total
eclipse of the moon on March %, the be.
ginning visible to North America; par.
tial eclipse of the sun on April and Au-
gust 81, both invisible; total eclipse of
the moon September 10. the beginning
visible to North America; partial eclipse
of the sun September 30, invisible.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05

James Bartlett Hammond, the inven-
tor of the typewriter that bears his name
who died Thursday at the Hotel Alcazar
in St. Augustine, Fla; graduated from the
1876 that he produced his first typewriter.
One of the achievement of which he was
proudest was an invention by the use of
which 26 languages canbe typewritten on
one machine. Mr.. Hammond is reported
to be several times millionaire and it is
prophesied there will be contest over
his will. He was on a yachting cruise
around the world at time of his death.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
ReVerses.

Things do not always go smoothly
when five-year-old John dresses him
self. whats the matter, sonny
boy?" asked his mother one morn
ing, as she heard discouraged sigh.
John surveyed himself with a puzzled
frown. How does it happen?" he
inquired tragically; I've put on these
overalls three times, and every time
/ get 'em on acksidebeforehand!"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
DIET AND HEALTH
HINTS
BY DIR. T. J. ALLEN
Food Specialist
HELPFUL EXERCISES.

The average man or woman
should, besides walking from
two to ten miles daily, exercise
every muscle uniformly and sys-
teraticaIIy. Individual condl-
tions require variation in exer-
else as in diet, but the following
system will serve as a founda-
tion in the average case. Half
an hour devoted to this every
morning will bring good returns
in health and efficiency. Stand
ing erect, stretch the Ems by
the sides, raise them to the hori-
zontaI position, then stretch
them overhead and bring them
together; repeat from five to
twenty times; stretch the arms
forward, bringing the hands to-
gether, bring them to ricH+ an
giles with the body outstretched,
then try to touch the backs of
the hands behind the back, with
out lowering them, thus stretch
ing the muscles of the chest and
shoulders; repeat from five to
twenty times. Stand erect with
arms outstretched, turn as far
as possible to the right without
changing the position of the feet,
carrying the left arm round aft
err the right, while turning the
head and eyes round as far as
possible; then turn to the left
and repeat. Stretch the arms
forward and bend to touch the
floor with the tips of the fingers
if possible, without bending the
knees; then raise the arms, out
stretched over the head and
bend backward, repeating from
two to twenty times. CIench the
fists and reach forward with
vigorous pull, then draw the
shoulders back as far as posi-
Bile, repeating. Stretch the arms
by the sides, the fists cIenched,
raise the arms, bending the ell
bows, drawing the shoulders up
as high as possible, repeat and
then alternate the movement OF
the arms. Raise the right arm
over TIE head, stretching the
left by the side and leaning
over to the left side as far as
possible; raise the left while
lowering the right and leaning
to the right as far as possible.
Stand erect and raise the right
foot as high as possible to the
right; repeat and then raise the
left in the same way; then reach
forward as high as possible, al
ternateIy. Swing each arm alter
nateIy in both directions. Clench-
ing the right fist and resting
the left on the Ioin stretch for
ward to the right, then lean
backward, bending the back, re-
peat and change position. Stand
erect and shake each hand alter
nateIy, vigorously, outstretched
in front; then holding by the
back of a chair, vigorously shake
the lower limbs in the same way,
spontaneity is important In ex-
ercise and this Is best supplied
in games. Everyone should play
tennis, or golf or some other
game requiring activity, concen-
tration and skill.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
Green Cut Bone and Meat

is a splendid cold weather Poul-
try Food. Send us your check
or money order for 1915 and we
will ship you a 200 pound barrel,
freight prepaid to your railroad
station. CARROLL S. PAGE, Hyde.
Park, Vermont.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
Whistler's House

Whistler wrote jestingly over his
door: Except the Lord build the
house, they labor in vain that build it.
E. w. Goodwin, F. S. A., built this
one. Famous Houses and Literary
Shrines of London by A. st. John
Adcock.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
Not Really Serious

My cases are all simple ones. such
as stealing boxes of matches and
handkerchiefs, and bigamy," said a
prisoner at Kingston-or-Thame
court, after rs previous convictions
had been proved against him.-Lon-
don Mail.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
Years of Suffering
Catarrh and Blood Disease =
Doctors Failed to Cure.

Miss Mabel f. Dawkins, 1914 Lafay-
cite St, Fort Wayne, Ind, writes:
"For three years l was troubled with
catarrh and blood disease. / tried sew
eral doctors and a dozen different rem
edies, but none of them did me any
good. A friend told me of Hoods Sar-
saparilla. ! took two bottles of this
medicine and was as we'll and strong
as ever. l feel like a different person
and recommend Hoods to any one suf-
fering from catarrh."
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called SarSatabS.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05

hence you will be returned to the presi-
dency. May I suggest, Mr.. Roosevelt,
that you disabuse your mind of that hope.
which can only lead to added disappoint-
ment. Your pursuit of tie presidency is
the chase of an ignis fatuus. You have
given some study to the history of your
own people, and you are credited with
almost intuitive knowledge of their tenn
permanent. With tins equipment the
meaning of the last election ought to be
clear, and it is that meaning which is so
gratifying to the hundreds of thousands
of Americans whose votes made possible
the election of Governor Wilson.
YOU ARE MISTAKEN
You believe that four years heSce your
recent minority will have been trans
formed into a majority. You are mis-
taken. 1t will not be. Your country
men are emotional and often foolish, but
you can recall no time in the history of
your country when the whole people
were mad. On the contrary, a majority
of the people are always sane, always
able to think for themselves ana to see
the dangers confronting them. You must
convert the majority before you can hope
tor success, and that conversion is i'm
pOSSlOIe. instead OF oelng stronger FOUR
years hence, you will be weaker. In 1910
you had the prestige of success, which
was tremendous asset. You were-yOu
will pardon me If | mention federated.
This year you had the prestige of former
success to balance against the humilia-
ton of defeat, and the superstition of
your invincibility was no longer a bogy.
Foul years hence your opponents will
say contemptuously, 1--WE shall have to
beat him again." and they will proceed
to do it as thoroughly as they did recent
ly. Then, Mr.. Roosevelt, you will become
not serious candidate, but standing
Joke.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
ARLINGTON REsrAuRANr

Serves meals and lunches at all hours from 700
a. M until 500 p. m. We also have furnished
rooms for dodgers. Grocery store in connection.
F. c. MEACHAM, Morrisville, VT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
OLD JUNK WANTED

would respectfully inform the public that I
have no relatives or partners in my junk business,
but am the sole proprietor and guarantee salts
faction, Save your old junk for me. Highest
ash price paid. OSCAR KAHN.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05

ANY skin itching is temper tester.
The more you scratch the worse it itches.
Doan's Ointment is for piles, eczema-any
skin itching. SOC at all drug stores. adv
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05

81 have been somewhat costive, but
Doan's Reguets give just the results |
desire. They act mildly and regulate the
bowels perfectly. B. Krause, AL
toona, Pa. adv
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
DR.. j. ARTHUR ROBINSON

CORNER BRICK BLOCK, MoRRIsvILLE
Extracting, using Somnoforme Gas, Painless
Method, Ether, etc. Plate, Crown and Bridge
work. Treating, Filling and Saving Teeth. viii
answer any calls nights and SUNDAYS. Telephone
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05

A household remedy in America for IS
years-Dr. Thomas Eclectic Oil. For
cuts, sprains, burns, scalds, bruises. 25c
and SOC. At all drug stores. adv
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
n. j. NJ ASH

General Truckman. Carpet Cleaning and
Piano moving a speciality. Hay and Wood for
sale. Telephone 1922.
MORRISVHLE; VT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
NJ. p. MAURICE, LAWYER
BROWNE sLock. Mo7RIsvI.LE.
A. j. VALLEAU, M. D.

Morrisville, VT. Office Valleau residence, Main
St,-Hours a. m. to IL m. to 4 and 7 to 3 p
m. Appointments for examination OF the eyes tor
glasses can be made in advance by letter or tee-
phone. Specially eye ear, nose and throat.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
AN UNDIsCIpLINED AMBITION

Four wears may bring reflection and un-
Outstanding. Let me hope so. Four years
may perhaps not be too long a time, Mr..
Roosevelt, for you to determine to your
own satisfaction whether it was really
worth while fer you to wreck the Repub-
lican party to crafty an undisciplned
a hitinn
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
M b WHITE 81 CO.

Successors to G. w. Doty.
Furnishing Undertakers and Licensed EN-
palmers Best of service at reasonable prices.
Night call Io-I2 Morrsville, VT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
q. i KELLEY

TNDERTAKER and FUNERAL DIRECTOR
Licensed Embalmer, Calls answered
promptly day or night WORTHWHILE, VT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
BUSINESS CARDS.
a. r. CAMPBELL
DIR. JOHN M, CAVITY

Graduate of University of Toronto and Onta-
no Veterinary College. Office in Woodbury. Block,
Room 10, Morrlsville VT. phone 35-B.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05

j. FRANK JACKSON .. .. s.
ONCE in browne Block, Portland Street
Morrisville, Vt. Oftice hours to II 30, IN
1900,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05

for course of special study in SHORTHAND,
TYPEwRITING AND BOOKKEEPING. The de-
mand for our men graduates is greater than the
supply. Send tor catalogue and particulars. Car
nell & Holt Albany, N. Y.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
LOCAL MARKETS

Morrisville Produce and Provision Mar.
ket, furnished and revised weekly OK
pressly for the NEWS AND CITIZEN by
Fl. Waite & Sons.
BUTTER
Creamery Extra, tubs, 81
boxes, 81
prints, 30
Dairy Extra, prints, 81
boxes, 81
tubs. % 80
Ordinary Small Diaries, "a 20
EGGS
Strictly Fresh Eggs, % rs
DRESSED POULTRY
Fowl, u IA
Chicks, IA 10
LIVE POULTRY
Fowl, 10
Chick, 10
MISCELLANEOUS
Potatoes, 90 90
Pea Beans, 70
Yellow Eyes, so
Dressed Pork, 90 %
Beef, 80 80
Loose Hay, IL 90 IL 90
Baled Hay, IL 90 400
Maple Sugar, IL
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-02-05
EMPLOY NJ EN- II

Young men, if you wish positions that will bring
YOU advancement, attend the
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