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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-06-14

ance In shirt sleeves and straw hat,
whiting a pine stick, without which
the character would not be complete.
and he doesn't waste any time In get
ting down to business. His stories
cover q wide range and he changes
them at every performance so large
In hts supply. He will tell or his visit
to New York with Aunt Nancy" his
trip through department store. his
hrst experience with an automobile
and 10 on down the list. The added
feature OF the bill will be the comedy
playlet, "a Day at Ellis Island" pre-
scented by Maurice Samuels and COM
pany. giving an intimate and realistic
picture OF the handling OF immigrants
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-06-14
q. ~ ETY..

Lew Kelly. the creator or the famous
burlesque role. prof. Dope will he
the new star Of the Gayety stock com
pany next week Kelly was here n
few weeks ago with the Behman show
and IS one ~ thc most popular OF bur
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-06-14

Radcliffe college. while the other is
graduate Of Bryn Mawr Zelaya. son
81 the president OF Nicaragua. Will be
heard in number OF his native songs
and piano numbers The La Franc
brothers offer a novel head balancing
act. playing upon the violin, banjo and
guitar while balanced upon their heads
on pcdestals and columns Hurst
Watts A Hurst are three "songhends.
The latest worlds events VIII he por-
trayed via the Wardoscope. also the
latest fashions Ina Paris and New York
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-06-14
MILES.

MILES.
Cal. stewart. tnc original and only
Uncle Josh. OF phonograrh fame, ~
announced ms the headline attraction
OF the Miles bill for next week. Every
body knows Uncle Josh, OF Pun kin
Center. and the stories Of his eNper-
fences as given forth by the phone
graph have caused millions 10 laugh,
but this will Ice the first opportunity
most Detrciters have had To see and
hear him In person for IL is his first
visit TO Detroit as vaudeville en-
tertainer Mr.. stewart is probably.
the best known rural comedian OF the
tru Yankee type in the country. and
his coming To the Miles promises 10 be
n real event. He makes his appear
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-06-14

Jessie Bonstcllc and her stock COM
pany viii begin an indefinite engage
ment I'm the Garrick Monday evening
June %, presenting for the opening
nlaN. The Marionettes"
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

In the midst of life is death, - wrote an
ancient sage, and when the death of Albert
E. Meade, former governor of Washington
was reported last Wednesday, it was furth-
er proof of the correctness of the adage. 1t
was with heartfelt regrets that we read
of the death of Governor Meade, for in
many ways he was a most admirable man.
For four years he was prosecuting attorney
of WhatcOm county and made for himself
an enviable record while in the office. At
the expiration of his term as prosecuting
attorney he aspired to a seat in Congress
and made valiant fight for the nomination,
but instead Of being nominated for Congress
the political wheel Of fortune brought to
him the gubernatorial nomination. It came
rather unexpectedly and placed him under
obligations to persons, who did not have the
cause of the people at heart, and after he
had been elected and inaugurated, he was
often at a loss to know how to do his duty
and at the same time not offend his political
sponsors. But on the whole he got out of
the awkward situation very commercially,
and though the most Of his former political
hackers did not come to his rescue in his
fight for second nomination, yet he lead
the field on first choice and was only de-
feated by a few hundred votes by second
choice votes. When he retired from office
he returned to Bellingham and took up the
thread where he had laid it down four
years previous, and his friends and neigh
bors received him with the same fidelity
they had always shown him and he soon
became their foremost citizen.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Cram s Horn)

NRam S EOfn).
A lie is lie, no matter whether it is white or
black.
A barrel of money has yet given any man
all he wanted
Lot walked into Sodom, but went out of it on the
double quick
The sparrow went into the ark through the same
door the elephant.
If we are not making a good use Of what we have,
we have too much.
1t takes a good deal more than bargain counter
halo to make saint
The man who is too poor to take a newspaper al
ways has two dogs.
It would spoil nine people out of ten to let them
have their own way for mouth.
Everybody will be glad that the trouble at Olympia
over at any rate And if anybody offers prac
ticabe substitute for state legislature the idea ought
to- prove popular in Westinghouse. Angeles
Tribune-Times.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

When Barnum said ''the American people loves
to be humbugged he told the truth, the whole TRUTH
and nothing but the truth and it being demonstrated
almost every day One of the latest demonstrations of
it was in the resent arrest Of the AntOna Muslca
family of New York. who had worked the banks OF
the United States to the tune of million dollars
and the discovery was made by mere accident. The
American peoples anxiety get something for nothing
accounts for them biting at every gold brick scheme
that presented to them. 1t may look bit shaky but
they take chance with the hope that they will feather
their nests beofre the thing colapses and the other
fellow will have the bag to hold. Swndlers reap
golden harvest every year from American suckers.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

arch was very democratic in his life and refused to
be heralded by advanced guards, with the king now
approaches, but he moved around in the community
as would any other and the crazy fool took adj
vantage Of his democratic movements Killing the
crazy fool will do good will it deter similar crazy
fools from killing other good men, but lest this par
ticular one get an opportunity to commit similar
daboca deed he should be killed and his body buried
in quick lime in some place where his grave would
never be know to the public.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

The simplicity with which Woodrow Wilson is
running the presidential office of the United States
has caused CONSERVATION to prevail among the office
seekers and the would be royalty apers, who hang
about Washington City for the sake of ''sawciety.
It is simply Woodrow Wilson, president Of the United
States without frock or frils, prefxes suffxes
Keep it up Woodrow and all hell cannot beat you for
a second term
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

A couple of street conductors in Seattle have
proven that all street conductors not thieves
by returning valuable finds they made into the office
now if the policemen could make similar demonsra
ton of honesty Dr. Matthews statement, this is the
ceanest city in the United States, would be thor
oughIy demonstrated.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

and that part of the citizens of the United States who
think there is entirely too much tendency to mimic
the bowling apes of Europe the part of presidents
are heartily glad Of the ruling
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

DIR. Booker Washington had no sooner made his
first visit to the Northwest and taken it by storm and
departed than the report given out that the Giants
of Chicago a Negro baseball aggregation, IS to play
a three game series with Dugdae's team and If they
keep up their past record they will take the Northwest
by greater storm than did DR.. Washington. The
Northwest seems to be a pretty green field for the
Negro just now.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

With all branches Of the U, S. government Demo-
cratic the session of Congress to convene April |h Will
be extraordinary with vengeance.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

There is method in Uncle Joe Cannons madness
in saying adeu' to the political game as the pot-
icans first said the fatal word to him.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

In the past Maxine Elliott, the actress may have
worked some ''good angel to final fare you we'll
but she recently married angel, judging from his
moral record
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

The tail of the British lion got badly twisted
St. Patriczs day by Secretary of State Bryan that
it holered like a stuck pig Mr.. Bryan was making
speech to the Irish on home rule and seemed to have
forgotten the position that President Woodrow Wilson
named him for few days previous and that his talk
might cause diplomatic enstrangements between Eng
land and the United States but he let go Riley with
all his power. Uncle Sam in order to pacfy Johnny
Bull whispered into his ear, Bryan once an Irish
man himself but he dropped the from his name and
now he is Bryan instead of O'Eryan and for that his
outburst of enthusiasm should be overlooked.
1t was only crazy fool that assassinated King
George Of Greece but bullet from pistol in the
hands of crazy fool will do just deadly work
bullet from pistol in the hands of one of equal stand
ing with the king IF reports true the dead mon
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

Pitched in the key Of the finest human ideal"
is the Wilson administration, and it remains to be
seen whether those ideals shattered before the
four years expire
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

The cost Of harvesting wheat is to be reduced
from fourteen to two cents per bushel if inven-
tion made by Kansan continues to be a success 1t
threshes the grain as it stands and machine
threshes thirty acres in ten hour day The next
thing in order will be patent grower for wheat.
Silk braided guards have been discarded by the
new master of the White House at Washington City
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

The next time Rev. Call, the deposed San Quentin
chaplain goes into the grating business, we suggest
that he graft from dead ones and he will be certain
they will tell no tales out Of school
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

moral record.
Pitched in the key Of the finest human ideals"
is the Wilson administration, and it remains to be
seen whether those ideals shattered before the
four years expire.
The next time Rev. Call, the deposed San Quentin
chaplain goes into the grating business, we suggest
that he graft from dead ones and he will be certain
they will tell no tales out Of school
In refusing to accept valuable presents from per-
sons President Wilson makes it plain his admnlstra-
ton is to be under no obligations to either the office
seeker or the friend of the office seeker.
When jury of his peers found John S. Bodine
of Chehals guilty of crime against his two year old
daughter it would that the missing link between
man and monkey has at last been found.
Reports from Washington City say Mrs. Wood
row Wilson is the happiest in the Capitol City.
Then it, might and not right after all that produces
real happiness in the human heart. Too bad.
Every age has had it's heroes and in my opinion
future history will record Abraham Lincoln and David
Livingstone as the commanding characters of the pres
ent age said DR.. Booker T. Washington in recent
address.
Even the Scientists have tired of w. D. Haywood,
he of Gov Steuenberg murder fame, and by referen-
dunn vote recalled him from membership of the ma
tional executive committee of the Socialist party. It's
long lane that has turn
Seeing there was hope of arousing any patri-
otism among the men, the Turkish women have burst
forth in flame Of patriotism that promises to make
the allied powers set up and take notice. God bless
the
Because neither her children nor her grand-chil-
dren would visit her, aged woman in the King coun-
ty hospital died heartbroken Such offspring should
be made wander the wds of the woods and eat grass
like an OK
The cost Of harvesting wheat is to be reduced
from fourteen to two cents per bushel if an inven-
tion made by Kansan continues to be a success 1t
threshes the grain it stands and one machine
threshes thirty acres in ten hour day The next
+hin0 in order will he q Datnnt grower for wheat.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

When jury of his peers found John S. Bodine
of Chehas guilty of crime against his two year old
daughter it would that the missing link between
man and monkey has at last been found.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

In refusing to accept valuable presents from per-
sons President Wilson makes it plain his admnstra-
tion to be under no obligations to either the office
seeker or the friend of the office seeker.
The Seattle Republican., 1913-03-21

Because neither her children nor her grand-chil-
dren would visit her. aged woman in the King coun-
ty hospital died heartbroken Such offspring should
be made to wander the wds of the woods and
like an OK
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
wan AND PROFITS.

The cost % war. not only to the
conr.-..ss onsaged in combat. but TO
others accustomed 10 deal IN COM
merco with the combatants. IL illus
traied In statistics compiled by the
different departments Of the Austrian
government. These figures show that
Austria -Igungary lest sise. 4ee. goo in
1912 ~ a result 81 the Balkan war;
This ia good campaigh material FOR
the peace advocates. Il In the sort Of
|argument TO which the world viii nos
turn a deaf ear War viii never be
eliminated because war IL crime.
but Il may be eliminated because Il
Is Improbable. No effort should be
spared to show how friehtfuily UNI
profitable Il Is. Austria Hungary's
loss Of a hundred and thirty-two mill
lions and a half IL merely ono item
IN the losses which the world suf-
fered while the Balkan states were
engaged la fratricidnl strife. Bust
mess everywhere felt the m effects
81 that great struggle. 30 man can
calculate in dollars and cents the in
jury suffered BY industry all over the
world because OF the money strin-
gency for which the Balkan war was
partly responsible.
There Is no rccohpense for these
LOSSES. They represent money thrown
away One mans loss Is not. in this
case. another mans gain. Tho money
is destroyed as effectually as II -
had been gathered in pile and
burned.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
HOOrsyl Baby 10
Rule the House
No Longer DO Womon Fear The Great.
esl q All Human Blesaings.

Il 10 a Joy ard comfort 10 know that
those much.iaikodof pains and other dls.
srcsacs that arc said 70 preccdc chlldhear.
Ing may easily DO avoided. No woman need
fear the slightest discomfort n she viii
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time honorcd remedy. Mothers Friend"
This Il most grateful, penetrating. *.
tcFnal application that at once softcns aud
makes plant the abdominal muscles and
iirumcnts They naturally expand without
the slightest strain. and thus not only
Danish all tendency to nervous. twilchlng
SPELLS but there Is an entire freedom from
nausea. discomfort, slccplessnoss and dread
that 80 often leave their Impress upon tho
babe
The occasion d therefore one Of I'M
bounded, Joyful anticipation, and too much
stress can not be laid upon the remarkable
influence which a mothers happy, prenatal
disposition has upon tho health and for
tunes Of the generation TO come.
Mothers Friend is recommended only Tor
the relief and comfort Of cxpcetant mothers.
thousands Of whom have used and RECON-
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ths greatest of an subjects. motherhood.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
~ ~ IN THE SOLAR PLExUs


IN APPEARS that Hon. sr. Mleuel
Gara Aidape has Joined the hcaith-
seekers brigade along with prof. and
Felix Dlaz--and General Castro. who
hurficdly ltft his epaulets and his
Tooth brush ln JuhreN
%
RESTORING order In tho Trinidad
district appears % be- q sort Of Wild
goose Chase.
--u-~.
If THIS MEXICAN crisis lasts
much LONGER We shall be Ia danger Of
nervous proslrution.
%
In Panama.
The Washoc Chlnk
And sney Chop
In Panama have
Shut up shop;
No kctchum mo
For buyam chuck
pix-tail man is
Run amuck
Nclly bad man.
You sabe meY--
Try chargum twice
For Chink chock-gee.
o.
WE SEE THAT MT Herhcrt a.
jackson Of Brookiinc has got per-
mautnt Job as caddy Tor Miss Kaih-
erinc c. Harley. former national woe
mans golf champion. They were mar
ried yesterday.
SENATOR GLASS succeeds senator
Johnston from Alabama. N any
more men of that name break into
congress our law making body Is like
~ to get very brittle.
o
a WEST VIRGINIA woman was
killed by a lcad-peneil wound. Pen
wounds have nearly driven some OF
our statesmen 20 suicide.
o.
sTvENTY-ONE dollars fine was as
sessed upon woman yesterday for
killing "a man Are we 10 have no
protection from the oourts2 Are our
invaluable masculine oxisiences TO be
quoted. forsooth, at less thnu hun
drcd plunks?
O.
A CONNECTICUT cashier commit
ted suicide la a vault IN the cemetery.
II he were really trying 10 observe
the eternal fitness Of things On shuf-
fling on & appears that he might
have selected the morgue as the scene
OF his demise.
CONFERRING with Carranza APP
pears 90 be the administrations long
suit, is kimono. so To speak, az the
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

inherited This innrmliy. toaother with
q pair Of iungs which annoyed him
considerably az tho psychological
moment Dcmosfhcnes ovcrcamo
these defects by going cut behind The
barn ana Ginning himself ON the
horizontal BAR ALSO hy throwing
parts Of speech into the teeth of "a
head wind. This gave him very
durable and penetrating speaking
voice. which enabled him to prcclpi-
tate his vocabulary several miles In
advance OF his thought q system
which has since come into general
use. No other equipment being re-
quired. he became successful crim-
inol lawyer, showing his fairness and
impartiallty BY taking retainer from
both the plaintiff and tho defendant.
lie made a specially Of personal IN
jury cases and had his passes called
IN by the railroads. but ala not muir
muir or replnc Demosthcncs is said
TO be the only lawyer on record who
could mn tho mind 81 pctit jury
with anything but currents OF afr.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
s~N~%N&N~N~~NN~~~Ae
. STATISTICAL SCREENINGS. =
. .
. . ~6NS aA@~ . .

In tho course Of one day Sew York
eats i.9i7.es6 eggs.
india produced 5N.2I3.oOo, 600
pounds 90 rice this season
Manhattan has nine BUILDINGS have
ing more than thirty stories
a submarine cable. planted. costs
about % thousand dollars mile.
|leyclaud's municipal court fees
are 20 De- reduced nearly 100 per cent.
Bottled orange juice is the product
OF new California fruit extracting
factories.
Mnnosota's SEA crc1mories uu 1912
produced more than 235,U0U.OUO
worth of butter.
The graphite deposits al Madagps-
car are Co bc exploited by tho French
company
Tho largest elevator in the world
is about Go Doe erected Gag Cubullit,.
near Buouos Ares
a suspension bridge with main
span 1900 feet Ions is proposed for
tho Morsoy river an Liverpool
About eight thousand nyc hundred
mules were sold boo Kansas city last
year at au average price of $3.50.
Tho Suoz canal established Now
earning record last year. when its
profits amounted to nearly $4,000
600
Germany spent S20N 10000 last
year uu lts primary ana secondary
schools. The number of pupils was
more tbau l0OOo.U0o.
The worlds sugar crop for This
yC1r H estimated lon excess uf SlN,-
O5O.UU0 tons. or more than 1000. 900
tons greater than last year
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
WHERE no THY CANS co?

The United states of America Is
associated IN the thought Of people
in many parts Of the world. who
know little % "a ia other respects
with the Tin can. And there o. "a
reason for it, for the United states
leads all nations IN the canning or
timing industry. Tin cans bearing
an American label may pc found
everywhere. u D. hardly 20 be- won-
defed "a Then that tho production Of
tin cane IN the United States Is este
mated at 100000 200 annually.
What ii TO be- wondered a. however,
81 that while the empty tin cans are
utilized IN tho industries of many
other countries, greatly cheapening
production In some Of them, they arc.
eeneually speaking. wasted Ia the
United States. says the Christian Sell
ence Monitor.
untl within a decade or 30 empty
sin cans were employed as material
In the manufacture 81 other articles
Only ia the far eaai. Throughout
considerable part OF Asia the cans
were collected and sold TO makers
81 humorous small articles, both for
rra and for ornament IN Persia,
syria and other countries oi the near
end farther Orient, according 20 con-
sular reports. artisans have bccume
very adept IN the Transforming o.
American tin cans into snlable arti-
oles. But 81 those latter years some
" the European countries and espo-
cialiy those engaged in the manufae-
iuye 81 togp and the smaller articles
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
EngAsh-zS is:, a: 5 k:' 4 s Of


Japanese English is peculiar and
$50 D. Siameso English. OF the for
mer we have specimen In "a private
letter which reads as follows.
~ must apologize 90 YOU neglect
ing 10 write you since YOU got there.
How are you getting on, suppose tho
weather of Chicago Is getting hot
while we are eniuyiug fine cool
weather here. I avn very wen. work
ing Ia tho field, planting tomatoes
and picking cherries I spent two
weeks nothing doing, but being inti-
mated VITA reading since you left
here"
The Slamoso variety appears in "a
newspaper announcement whose
spirit is western enough even if the
style is strange. The publisher SAYS.
"rho news OF English we ten tho
latest Writ in perfectly style and
most earliest. Do murder commit
We hear Of and tell t. DO a mighty
chief die. we publish H. and in bor-
dcrs or fomhrc staff and each one
been college. and write Ike tho KID
ling and tho Dickens We circle eve
cry town and oxtortionatc not for adj
yertiscmcnts. Buy IL. buy H."
II viii be observed jn both cases
that tho queer English is by no means
indicative oi % lack OF Intelligence.
The writer's understood wnBt they
wcrc tuikiuE about ANA their mean
ing 81 clear. Their difficulties came
from the use % "a foreign idlnm and
from the confusion that arises from
un Incomplete dictionary knowledge
Uf words. A very different state col
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
HooRAYi

II President Woodrow Wilson
takes the pc )ple OF Mexico for slaves.
sorfs. servants w minlons. he has
another think coming. IN Impair.
oial. OF the city of Mexico. says that
they belong Co the noble and fierce
race OF Circumference. tho last Aztec
sovereign az Mexico. crossed with the
blood o. thae other lndomitable and
proud people whose monuments OF
glory rear themselves on the heights
Of the Andes. "Our Grand Prosi-
dent" says El impartial "now un-
embarrassed by intr'guers. stands
more firm than porphyry or bronze
Il strikes us that this phrasoolosy
is trifle too suggestive OF monu-
menta and tombstones. We should
not place too much stress on the Az
tees, who as Is well known, are all
dead ones, nor on that proud ana in
domiiahle race which got 70 inglor-
iously licked az Santiago ana clse-
where.
We were not personally acquainted
with the late Cuauntcmoc. whose
name sounds vaguely similar 10 that
OF some forgotten patent medicine,
but 1T any rate pointing with pride
20 the heroes Of ancient Mexico is
not going 10 get Mr. Huer,a any-
where unless be rounds up enough
poems to push Carranza back across
the map.
n Ar. Hucrta, as alleged, is "a
gravon image, Il D. likely no viii find
tho stone wall OF international dis
approval fully as massive AZ his own
architecture.
TO pas Il frankly this hlshfaluun
language about tho glory and the
sovoroisnty and the uluslriousness 81
Mexico gives as slight pain The
nation of che late Circumference lm
presses ua chiefly as an aggregation
Of Wild eyed, thioylns and murder
Gus bandits