The Washington herald., 1913-12-12

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the efforts of walters to keep her oui
She announced herself as Mrs Banl
going to address the Carabao o
/ woman's rights. The patriarch of tn
herd hesitated and was lost.
Mrs. Bankburst Speaks.
Mrs. Bankburst burst into a volubl
flow of oratory on woman's rights. Sh
had not proceeded very far when tn
Bombinero cut in and interrupted
which was followed by a raucous di
from some of the diners. Mrs. Bank
burst got the floor again and announce
that II they would not let her talk sh
would at any rate sing a song, and the
began to trilI the melodious strains o
THAT Rag Time Suffragette."
More music followed. In chorus wer
given, 1--WE Are Carabaos," and Man
chu Soldier Man" Next came a par
ody of that ancient ballad, Cynthia
Cynthia. I've Been Thinking" entitlet
THE Political Review
Sailor. sailor, I've been thinking
Washington Sundays are very dry.
One whole day Of total abstaining
Should make tie herd lay down and die.
Soldier. soldier. I've been thinking
Excise boards may do their worst.
Caraboa may go hungry sometimes,
But he'll never. never die Of Thirst
Sailor sailor. I've been thinking
What a grand thing 1t will be,
To be connected with the navy,
And have a whole years holiday.
Soldier soldier. I've been thinking,
And I've reached the conclusion, old chap.
While we're having these peaceful notions,
al and cha
Finale: BY sailor and soldier or by marine.
Cardiac, Carabao, we've been thinking
What this vacation really means
While the army and navy are resting easy.
Theren be plenty Of work for the bold marine.
A soldier and a sailor in uniform gave
pungent expression to their views on how
the army and navy are treated by men,
bers of Congress and other politicians.
More songs followed this. and then the
patriarch of the herd introduced Score
tary of the Navy Daniels.
Models of Battle Ships.
Those who knew in advance what the
program Of the evening was to include,
awaited most expectantly the next num-
Der. Into the the banquet hall sailed
three battle ships. They were six-foot
models borne by concealed boys. In the
of the guns on eaeh ship were
stuck nosegays, and the milk white
dove was perched on each fighting top.
They bore respectively the legends ~.
S. s. Fellowship" "U. S. 8. Friend
ship" and ~. S. S. Piffie."
To none of the Carabaos. nor to any
of the "Hombres'' present was IT neces-
sary to explain that allusion was be-
ing made TO the famous address Of Sec
an fhA METEOROLOGICAL =
tleships which he said would be SYM
bols of innocuous peace and ladylike
concord. The entrance sof the battle
ships was greeted by a striking demon
stration. Many of the diners arose to
their feet and cheered the harmless
dreadnoughts. Meantime, the Marine
Band was giving Columbia, the Gem
of the Ocean," A chorus Immediately
followed, IF Wilson Were Here To-
night" Verses of this read as follows:
ECHO FROM TEXAS.
Now If Wilson here tonight,
He would give US a spiel that's right,
On How TO Preserve the Army's Good Name"
How TO Play the Mexican Game"
But we'd ask him a thing or two.
Policy that We should pursue,
If he'd found it hard replyin',
He'd ask William Jennings Brysn.
Who would sing him Lead, Kindly Light
VI Ndill6Oh " GO NoAACu
upon at this point for his address. And
after more Cardiac songs, Represent
alive Kahn, always speaker at Carabao
was introduced by Admiral
An address by Representative Stanley
concluded the speaking part Of the pro-
gram, but there were several other en-
features. Besides Carabao
songs, such as Cardiac Soldir Man."
ETC., a new ballad of the Islands, Phil
Ippine Maid" was sung to the tune of
Peg o. Ny Heart" by a young actress.
Officers of the army, navy and marine
corps, rose and sang verses Of this song
At the young woman, CARRIED in true
costume, and duets were sung
oy the young woman with each.
Among those present were:
HoMBREs.
Naval Constructor James L. Ackersou, U. 8. N;
Rear Admiral James d. Adams U. s. N, retired;
Milton E Allies, Gen. Alcantara. Venezuela army;
Leon NJ. Allen. Rock Island Railroad, Chicago. III;
REPRESENTATIVE Daniel r. Anthony, IT., Kansas;
Capt. Percy F. Archer, U. s. Marine Corps; Perry
Arnold, United Press; Lieut.. Col. Chauncey B.
Baker, U. s. A.: James b. Baker, Secretary United
States Senate; Col. Lewis L. Better, Harrisburg.
Pa; George A. Bentley, Commander John r. Y
slakeley, u. s. NJ; Arthur Blanchard. Washington.
D. c.; Samuel G. Blythe. Lieut.. William B. Borden.
II. n.
3rahany. assistant secretary to the President; As
istant Secretary Of War Henry Breckenridge,
Joseph A. Breck0ns Denver Republican; Harry ].
Brown Portland 0regoniau: Capt. Thomas II.
Brown U. S. Marine Corps; Louis Brownl0w. Col. Z
= BuckneF. Wilmington, DEL: Representative James
francis Burke Pennsylvania; Postmaster General
Albert Sidney Buieson. A. B. Butler. Representa-
i've Thomas S. Butler. Pennsylvania; Mai John
boyle Carmody Senator Thomas b. Cstrun. New
dexico; Senator George Z. Chamberlain, Oregon !
Iol William r., Chantland. Col. John L. Glen.
J. g. A.; Walter c. Clephane, F. 7. Codrington,
The Washington Henld; Representative Ira @.
Jopley. Illinois: Paymaster General Thomas J.
Jowie U. S. ~; Eric B. Dshlgren. Secretary Of
he Navy Jcsephus Daniels. Commander Joseph A.
Oemp. d. c. naval militia; Representative S.
hubert Dent. IT,. Alabama; Surg. Arthur w. Dun
ar, U. s. NJ; Arthur w. Dunn, American Press
association; ]. c. Endcn. Representative John n.
syans Montana Col. J. &. Ewing, Wilmington,
Del; Edward b. Eynon. H.: Capt William NJ
1essatt o.. d. AZ. Capt. William q. Fay U. s.
representative John J. Fitzgerald New York; Rep
sentative Henry D. Flood. Virginia: Lieut.. Col
frederick s. Foltz. General Stan, U. g. A.; Stewart
I. Fuller, Isaac Cans, Secretary q War Lindiey
filler Garrison, Dr. A. II. Glennan, United States
'ublic Health Service; DR.. Francis r. Hagner J.
isldenstein, New York City; Capt. Dickinson P
Hall. U. S. Marine Corps; Newton T. Hammer, Maj
indianapolis News; J. Z. Jerks Army and Navy
Register; E B. Johns Amy and Navy Journal
apt. Hillary P. Jones. U. s. N; Wiuheh Jones'
lew Orleans Picayune; Representative Julius Kahn
,alifomia james L. g. KenseIla, Charles p. Keyser.
+ Louis Globe-Democrat; Philip King. R. n.
1obelgard. Justice Joseph R. Lamar Supreme Court
the United States; Representative Charles
evils. Illinois; Arthur Lincoln, New York city:
harles I{nkius Thomas T. Iornn Phiiadesr1i.