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Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11
RHEUMATIC
 PAINS GO SWOLLEN JOINTS

RHEUMA - Greatest Remedy For Rheumatism, Gout and Sciatia 6nly
 50 Cents and Money Back from
 The Lee & Oseood Go. If 1t
 Doesn't Satisfy.
 Thousands of persons during the last year freed themselves from the bond age Of Rheumatism; rid themselves of the torturing pain; feduced the swollen joints; threw away canes and crutches. and from helpless beings became able to work and be of use to themselves and their famiIie es.
 They tpok RHEIJA4A: the modern enemy of Rheumatism. Wl1iGh Is also sure to eure Lunl gpss Scfatfea, Afth : ritig, Goht. Chronic Neuralgia or Kid nEE disease.
 b6nf be sazeptica} about. RITEEAI1A- E6I Will know in feW hoHrs after e6g1an eeHaonans Eriss is .xefd leaving yonr nS sEsIem rhE6ugn the naIuFd channeIs. EolI zNalf feel better in d day. syou or will eknUN yUu are going to be-cured in less than WeEk.
 I1on3t think because RIIFsI-AIA is sold for only 50 cents a bottle IhaE it won [ bring ssy3u baesss-to health There is no guess work -abolIt it. .sRIIEIEM A is betfsr tna any remedy at ten tim es tals.lsEtrA Ask Leg 9ssend e.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11
BREAKING OUT ON THE FACE
 Got All Over Face and in Hair.

General Delivery, Pittsfeld. Mass - .' My oldest girl began breaking out on the face with a sore. It began to run and be watery. and scabs formed over it. 1t got all over her face and in her hair so had to cut it. Her hair came out in places. It was very itchy so had to hold her hands. got bar of Cuticura Soap and a box Of Cuticura Ointment. and she was cured. Her hair came back fin and she has beautiful hair now" fsigned) Mrs. I. Kaufman. Dec. 21. Il.
 Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment are sold throughout the world. Liberal sample of each mailed free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Ad- dress postcard s'Cuticura. Depth, Boston,
 ES- Tender-faced men should use Cuticura Soap Shaving Stick. 25c. Sample free.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11

licensed drinking club. It is possible that the whole matter may be amicably arranged between employers and em ployes, but, if report be true.there will be no completed reconciliation unless there be radical change in existing conditions.
 The Westerly Ministerial association at it's meeting in the Memorial build- ing Monday morning had lengthy and prevalence of gambling by means of slot machines and other devices. op- efated openly in all towns having rep resentation in the Ministerial assoeia- tlon. The ministers decided to take the initiative in the suppression of this gam bling and a committee rep Fesenting the towns of Westerly Ston- Ington and Hopllinton was appointed to prepare resolutions for presentation to the authorities of those towns, de-
 nanding that the form of gambling complained of be abolished, No spe- bling where money is the stake, but rather of the form where candy and cigars are the chief premiums, and, in some instances, Where chewing gum is a factor. It was not considered of public interest to give the names of the committeeman for publication.
 Another feature of the meeting was the interesting paper presented by Rev. Albert F. EarnShaW, pastor o1 the Con- church in Mystic, on Berg sons Philosophy. The paper was fay- orablE discussed and the thanks of the society was extended to the Mystic clergy gynan,
 Shortly after noon Monday, a fire alarm was sent in from Box 71, cor ner Pleasant and Canal streets. for a fire of no consequence in a house in Cisco alley. There was no damage and the recall was sounded within ten minutes after the alarm was sounded. Considering the facilities the hrenen made quick response and were on the way to the fire alarm box just after the four rounds of 7-1 ended. Only the Alert Hook and Ladder and C5scIoIeas were sent out and by the time Broad street was reached each wagon had it's complement Of ffren en. Just about tnat time Chief COttrei. was huIryins along afoot to Canal and Pleasant streets when a man from across the street shouted:
 Say. chief, you should not allow the men to ride on fire apparatusi"
 Whats the use Of going to a fire unless there's a gang ready to work pm arrival?" replied the chief.
 Then you ought to have better horses sand more of them; one horse is not enough to draw the truck, and all the horses should be heavier and stronger
 That's not <up to me" said the chief, and if the horses are not sat payers to improve the motive power of the department. talk is cheap"
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Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11

wich- Westerly Traction company and a North Stonington woman have dis appeared and it is said have gone to Canada. The man leaves a wife and five children in almost destitute con ditfon and the North Stonington man left three children. to mourn her departure. Both left this section last Wednesday and, so far as known, have sent no word as to their intentions to those they left behEld. The troll leyman moved from Hallville to Wes- terly- about two months ago.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11

Nausatuok.-The first of series of Ienfen organ fecitals arranged by 9r- ganisf Leon X. French W1T be given at St. MiehaeTs Episcopa1 chlrrch Ihis GEnesdayJ afternoon af 4 o'clock bV Raynnonyl Harrfrgf ton. organ1sf of the Church of the Good Shepa1era in Shelton. He VIII be assisted by Mrs. H. R. HaMlty soIof1sf Of Trfnfty church, Waterbury.
 ff;eid--Reg Hiram Van Kirk preached the farewell sermon at Gal vary Episcopal church Sunday morn ing He Jeff Monday to take charge af St. Luke.s parish m -Rarien.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11

The police authorities Of Westerly have under consideration the Commit n7ent of 8 fourteen year old boy to the cIassed as high grade feeble minded boy" by his teacher and has an un- eontroIlabsa temper. Monday the fla ther of the hoy placed him in police custody and he will probably be com Tnftted by the Third district court The father fears that the boy may do in jury to himself and others and is be- yond the fathers control He has smashed windows, dishes and furni-
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11

ture at his home and has threatened bodily harm to members of the house. hold.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11
ST0NINCTON
Fellowship Meeting-t4earing in Mat ter of Sending Three Barracleush Children to the County Home.

The fourth of the fellowship meet ings of the Southeastern Connecticut Congregational churches will be held at Westerly. The moderator will be Deacon B. F. Williams of Mystic, the preacher Rev. George E. Spau1ding of Rocky Hill, former pastor at the Road church. The subject for dis cussion will be Are the Churches Standing Together
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11
Political nall Talk.

Much interest is being shown in the selection for the officials of the town court for the next two years. For judge the names of w. R Breed of the borough, the present incumbent, and H. W. Rathbun, a former judge, have been presented to the legislature. At terney Frank H. Hinclz1ey is mention ed for prosecuting attorney.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-11

a licensed drinking club. It is possible that the whole matter may be amicably arranged between employers and en- ployes, but, if report be true. there will be no completed reconciliation unless there be radical change in existing conditions
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
Player Pianos in the Sale

Here's brand new SS-note Player for
$500 Lots Of good people have paid $3.50
and $3.50 for player pianos that would not
do any more or last any longer than this
one. Look at that magnificent Krell Auto
Grand-thc 5000 style marked S5l5. Look
a, that Lester Player Piano-the 500 style
for SSls; and slightly used Pianola Pianos
are half price-s595 and SASS. These have
been taken as part payment on Auto Pianos
and Chickerng Flexitones Though they
could not be told from new-still they're
half price.
So on even among the secondhand
pianos All in good shape. tuned, polished,
adiusted-yet less than half. Schirmer
e. Co. which was $500, is now Sl5o.
Spencer & Co. which was S275, is now
Si3s. A Leland Piano which was SIS. IS
now Sl6O A Marshall & Wendell, which
was 500. now S237. Several pianos, all in
good order. are S9S apiece, cash or long
time payments.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
Best Short Stories of the Day


His Business.
You insist that the officer ar
rested you whil. you were quietly
attending TO your business"
Yes. your honor. He caught
mo suddenly BY tho collar and
threatened To strike me with his
club unleAa | accompanied him 20
the station house
You say you were quietly at
tending 20 your own business.
making no noise or commo,ion OF
any kindg"
Yes. your honor"
What IL your business
I'm n burglar ~ fAppincot,'s.
In tho receni suffrage parade
there was a noticeable number OF
marchers who were CARRIED In the
very latest Of feminine fashion.
Tho clothes In which they paraded
up 9Th Av. would have graccd an
afternoon function In any 81 the
paiatial homes past which they
strobe.
And. OF course. there was n
humorist among the curb spectators
who rcchristcned this particular
brigade.
"Fluffrnecttos." he called them
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
Easy Terms a Feature

A good many people thought that It
would be necessary to pay all cash in order
to secure the advertised Pianos and Talking
Machines This, however, is not the case
The same easy terms which have made
Eilers Music House famous the country
over, and which have enabled hundreds
Of homes TO enjoy the worlds best music,
are still feature OF the sale.
A very small payment down viii bring
any instrument desired to your home, and
a few dollars month will soon pay for It.
The big store at Third and University will
be open tomorrow night till 10 o'clock, so
tina, everybody will have an opportunity
TO get the instrument they want.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
PRISONERS IN JAIL.
PRINT NEWSPAPER

ELLENsBURG. wash. June g.
The firsi isaue Of the Germantown
News. named after Sheriff German.
vas issued here today by the pris.
oners In Kittitas county Jail Ac-
cording TO the slogan over the date
line. Il ia subject to ccnsure aud
confiscation." but tn. editor. who
IL In jail because be charged a few
groceries Of another mans account.
did not hesitate 10 hand IL 10 the
iailer." fio also wrote strong
plea for an American merchant
marine
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
To Make More Elbow Room for the
WOrkmen-Get One Now!

If you have any idea OF ever ever get
ting Talking Machine. your dreams can
all come true tomorrow, for the workmen
want the space this big stock occupies.
They will begin remodeling just as soon as
the work on the first floor IS finished.
Therefore we have decided 10 get them
out OF the way
You can now get any kind Of Talking
Machine you've set your heart on-and pay
for il as may be convenient. Terms are
secondary consideration. You make your
own terms--any halfway reasonable sug-
gestion will be gladly accepted.
For the need OF getting them out OF the
way is imperative. They must either be
stored or sent 10 the homes oi the people.
And storage is stagnation. and stagnation
is loss.
Therefore you're invited 10 come TO
Eilers tomorrow and select a Talking
Machine Edison, Victor Nictrola, Column
bia, Grafanola, from SIS to $500. Anyone
you want will be delivered TO your home,
with an armful OF fine records. You pay
us just as YOU find convcnicnt--a little
every week or month
This is the first time in history OF the
business that il has been necessary TO
adopt such drastic measures-and in all
probability il will be the last. We reserve
the right TO Withdraw the offer whenever.
in our opinion. tho stock has been reduced
10 safe and movable proportions.
Ac; quickly-tomorrow viii not be bit
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
Can Still Rubber

We are 20 have new postal cards.
They'll ready be at early day.
And. though their color viii be
green.
They'll bo read In tho same old
way.
But She Nigh, Have Been an
Old I'm
She--i sent quarter 10 young
woman for a recipe to make me
look young.
What did you got7"
- card saying. Always ansoci.
alto with women 20 Year, older than
yourself.
An artla, took painting 20 the
Globe Art store
This IL a cubist picture OF the
spiral stairway IN the Eiffel tog.
or" said the artist
I'm buy Il. said the manager
But We must give Is a local name
Let's call IL The Courthouse
Plans"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
Pianos, Players and Grands Are
Reduced Easier Than Rent

The Pianos are all marked down, the
Chekering alone excepted. You can get
beautiful instruments OF the finest quality
at prices nobody ever expected TO meet
with. These arc plain facts. Anybody and
everybody can see for themselves. The
more critical YOU arc the better you II ep-
preoia,e the importance OF this sale. Scores
have already profited by ii. Many homes
have secured fine pianos for little money
and on easy terms. Savings OF hundred
10 a hundred and fifty dollars are common.
You could pick a piano blindfolded and
you'd be sure TO get bargain
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Frank. AZ Least

Frank, AZ Least
"My dear. my salary has been
raised"
Good. now can start In being
axtrnyagant" ~-pctroit Free Press
II 10 Ever Thus
Just aA soon as man succeeds I'm
getting on Easy street somebody
comes along and begins 10 tear up
tho pavement there. Chicago Rec.
ord.Herald.
when n girl has no higher nmbi.
ton she can usually find aome gink
to take her out on his motorcycle.
New monopiano oyerturnH. rays
news story. For a new machine
you'd think Il might have done
something original.
A llttlc booze.
A little fool.
A lit,lo bump.
A broken rule.
A broken bone.
a specdor caught.
SIX months IN jail.
Should bo his lot
The United States--fifEt In
peace. first In war. second In the
list Of aylatora Killed. And yet
they sny we're race OF high
flyers!
Among the applications for IN.
loon licenses IN Tacoma 10 one
made by Bernard Bnsor.
While c. n. ". writes. Alden
To0thaker IL gardener hero In
Denver. would like 10 make him
n dentist. but Truth before pleas
urc' IL my motto"
Ard what's tho Pay. Pieasef
wAat~a-~ofaes eifig must havs snrn'
snaafrfss % stsn1FfaphF anf tfps~fH
tee; ch~.rfsii. ssrssAhis. pisssaai. esisfs
wasaag aad anissni --Advsffiss fnsni "
uurfaio. y. r. Ness
Have you seen the green hats
yet. with the lls,ie pink bows
behind shemf
Well. thank heaven. neither
have we.
In Frlaco a man, wearing
ore Of ,hese hats. 10 reported 10
have laughed AZ = alri who was
wearing purple shoes with YET
low buckles This 10 as bad 40
an srrnisss mar plying a Girl
with . wooden ieu. But maybe
the principle 10 tho same.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
Cinch for Dad

"ot labor. there are Just two
kinds"
Tho fourth grade teacher said.
The mental and the manual.
ny which men earn their bread
Now which kind does your father
dog'
She asked OF Pat Mccain.
lie don't do neither" Pat replied.
My dads n policeman"
There are two kinds OF ssashore
love:
Youth find ore soft and easy
plekin'.
The other 10 sincere ard true:
VIII you have puppy love or
ehickenf
Hardly
THAT hat Is simply n vision.
madame"
Il prefer one which won't fade
tina, quickly"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
SOMETIMES

soetmes the chaps prince and wins the village maid
tcous fails the star reporter saves he
dub policeman
the shabby rich Is the worthy lover
swell who fights the tough comes out WIN
braggart full OF bu mas got e
IDS all his bluster. 49, 49,
In life grim. far far wiser than their
swim mis-
water Sometimes and strife the undeudy gets no
glory often true in life. but NEVER NEVER In
tOry
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
Plain Figures Price

Every one is marked in plain figures.
Here's beautiful Story & Clark. famous
the world over The SAYS style now
marked s2s5 Here's dainty Krehlng, in
a rich mahogany case--it can be had for
sl24. The regular price OF this style is
S27s. Here's a Lester Piano. the old re-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
and THIS COMES
FROM TACOMA

TACOMA, June Ga fish
with a near human head IL the
latest monstrosity pulled from
the waters of Puget Sound here
today. The fish is more than
six feet long and weighs about
60 pounds. II has front teeth
like those OF human and
molars similar 20 those OF
horse. The head bears n start
ling resemblance to that OF a
human being.
The freak was hooked by
James Marowich. an Indian
fisherman. He worked for
nearly two hours before he
finally landed II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Kindly tell me whc,h.
or this ticket will allow me 10 stop
over here.
station Agent-it depends. What
do you want TO stop fort
Transient-To visit some rather
distant relatives OF mine. the
Jlnkses.
station Ag.nt--Then yon'll have
plenty OF time. This ticket In good
for the next train.
Translent-Aca here' Do you
know how long intend TO stop7
station Agent--Not exactly. but
I know the Jinkses.-Pucks guar
teriy.
Al n card party held In this city
last week some OF the women were
discussing woman suffrage. relates
the Washington Star. ono OF the
PLAYERS said she always attended
suffrage meetings and had even
marched In one OF the parades.
"Goodnessi" exclaimed her part
ner. Il didnt know you went In for
that sort OF thing. DO you know
all about politics.
NO" replied the suffragist, Il
don't know a thing about IT,
We'll. why do you III"
Because Il leases my husband
So"
Scarcely mail comes TO Mayor
co,terilrs office that does not re
veal a new salutatlon. Beginning
with Dear George" they run
through the customary greetings oil
Dear Mayor" Dear Sir" and
"IIon. George r. Cotterill.'
A few still come MY Dear Pro
lessor"
Notes from abroad often read
lord Mayor" and His Excel
lency."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Seattle. the Seaport of Success, where Judges &c
a two months vacation full pay. That bait ouSh
to attract lot of struggling Eastern legal s'nks t'
come to our fair city.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

liable make, which has made Philadelphia
famous. brand new 500 style for S244.
Here's Smith & Barnes Piano in richly
figured oak case. They were widely adver-
tscd by another concern a few years ago
at $500. They can be had in this sale for
S246 and on the same easy terms Look
at that row OF Player Pianos.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Now we know why every attorney has that Der
powering ambition to become a judge. It's the two
months vacation that lures them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Noah Webster used half column OF his valuable
compendium on words trying to explain the where
fore of a Judge and leaves in a maze OF synonyms
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Horror on horrors, this is awful! Unless rrcs'-
dent Wilson hurres to name a new federal judge
Judge Cushman won't get any summer vacation.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Take warning The lsraelites put their faith i
judges, and look what happened to them They &C
ouired an appetite for kings, and then the Roman
took a fall out of them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Speaking of long vacations, cx-Judge hanford u
taking one that beats the dinky little eight weeks
rest framed up for themselves by the superior cour
jurists.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Down in Portland they have Judge by the name
Of McCinn, who just won't take vacation iheyr'
of Commerce when his term expires. He's the onl!
one in captivity.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06
SPEAKING OF VACATIONS

SPEAKING OF VACATIONS
Big news! Telegraph brings report of judge
in Ohio who died from overwork
Lives of judges all remind that summer comes
not in vain Profanity hill.
One swallow does not make summer, but nine
judges make bird of vacation period.
Portland is getting ready to give one OF its coun-
ty Judges rip-roarng vacation via the recall route.
Every little Judge has n movement all his own.
and its path leads not to the courthouse IN july anu
August.
Nobody knows but maybe the fellow who work
ed out the age of Ann might help
SpeaLSpg of long vacations, cx-Judgc Hanford is
taking one that beats the dnky little eight weeks
rest framed up for themselves by the superior court
jurists.
Now we know why every attorney has that Ser
powering ambition to become judge. It's the TWO
months vacation that lures them.
Horror on horrors, this is awful! Unless Prcsi-
dent Wilson hurries to name new federal judge
Judge Cushman won't get any summer vacation
Seattle the Seaport of Success, where Judges get
a two months vacation on full pay That bait ought
to attract lot of struggling Eastern legal sinks to
/. come to fair city.
Noah Webster used half a column of his valuable
compendium on words trying to explain the where
fore of Judge, and leaves one in maze OF synonyms
Take warning! The lsraelites put their faith in
;udees and look what happened to them. They ac-
ouired an appetite for kings, and then the Romans
!. took a fall out of them
Down in Portland they have a Judge by the name
Of McCnn who Just won't take vacation lhey re
going to preserve him and exhibit him at the Chamber
Of Commerce when his term expires Hes the only
one in captivity
!. Just enough men on the King county bench to
make a baseball team. Help! Noah Webster says
Judge is umpire. What would happen 10 oase-
/. ball team of Jumps!
/: Wouldn't it be cruel, should the taxpayer. Of
King county decide to wipe out about tour OF these
!: judgeships by the initiative?
:. Judge r. M Wanamaker recently elevated to
!. the state supreme court in Ohio, is making EN- SIT
up and take notice with hi: revolutionary preacnns:
One Of the astonishing things in his propaganda ::
his theory that judges should dig in their toes and
work hard, Just like common folks Pleased to meet
you, Mister Wanamaker.
Judge Humphres bames it onto custom IT'S
been the custom for years" says his honor; TOR
Judges to take two months vacation Is it the Gus
tom in YOUR business YOUR factory!
MUST have been custom. We've read the con-
.t,,t;on of the state Of Washington very panstak-
;ney, and we find nothing in that section relating
TO superior court judges to indicate that they shoudn
work 365 days out OF every year.
Even the LATEST municipal or county employee
works more than four five hours a day. the aver
age Judge puts in. And he doesn't get any TWO
months vacation, at that
And because it is CUSTOM you know, is no rea-
son why we should permit it to remain So There's
nothing sacred about custom.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Portland is getting ready to give one OF
ty Judges a rip-roaring vacation via the reca
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

One swallow does not make summer
Judges make a bird of vacation period
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Big news! Telegraph brings a report OF judge
in Ohio who died from overwork.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Why is judge?
ed out the age of Ann might help.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Just enough men the King county bench
make baseball team. Help! Noah Webster says
Judge is an umpire. What would happen to base
bali team of Jumps?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Lives of judges all remind that summer comes
not in vain on Profanity HILL
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Every little Judge has movement all ms own
and its path leads not to the courthouse IN july ""o
August.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Wouldn't it be cruel, should the
King county decide to wipe out about
judaeships by the initiative!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-06-06

Even the LATEST municipal county cmploye
works more than four five hours day, the aver
age Judge puts in. And he doesn't get any two
months vacation, at that.