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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-14

But Wilson Can't See It.
Detroit Free Press.)
Senator Townsend rises to call
President Wilson'S attention to the
mote in his own eye.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-14

Race for Pennant in Bush League:
(knickerbocker Press.)
AS a matter of fact Champ Clark is
not getting into the newspapers az fire.
quently as Prof. Taft.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-14
Result of a High Ball, Too.

(kansas City Journal.)
Rut Colonel Roosevelt cannot deny
that he was something more than half
shot at Milwaukee once.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-14

Well. It Pays to Advertise.
ATLANTA Constitution.)
Many a man will pay an income tax
to improve his credit.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-14
APPREclAT1vE.

The Tenor-'Do you sing your baby
to sleep?"
The Prima Donna-"I've tried to.
but the little fellow Is such . music
lover that he lies awake and encoras
till I positively refuse to respond"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
NnTICE.

Sealed bids VIII be received until
1880 O'Clock Thursday night, June 10
1913, by the Town Recorder of Stealey
Heights at his residence on Duff
street, for the laying of $50 lineal feet
of cement sidewalk, on Milford street
and 40 lineal feet of cement sidewalk
on North street, also bids for paving
South Baker avenue between Dun and
Milford streets.
For any information wanted as to
material to be used see Street Com
mittee of said town.
The town reserves the right to re-
-. ~ : ". =. benson. Rec.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
PAINTING
DISSOLUTION OF CORPORATION.

Notice l. hereby given that, at a
meeting of the stockholders of the
Mount Clare Gas Company, a CORPORA
ton created and organized under the
laws of the State of West Virginia,
held on the 4th day of October, 1912,
the following resolutions were adopt
ed:
RESOLVED, FIRST, That the
Mount Clare Gas Company, a corpora
ton organized under the laws of the
State of West Virginia, does hereby
discontinue business as a corporation
and surrenders 20 the said State its
charter and corporate franchises:
RESOLVED, SECOND, That the
duly elected officers of the Company
do ALI acts necessary to the winding
nm OF the business of the corporation.
and distribute its assets among its
stockholders and cancel its certih-
RESOLVED, THIRD, That the
President of the corporation cause
notice of the foregoing resolutions to
be published in the Clarksburg Tele-
gram. a newspaper of general cir
cufation published in Clarksburg,
west Virginia, once a week for four
weeks. and that he forth
with certify these resolutions, to-
gether with a certificate of the pub
Usher of said newspaper to the Secre-
Itary of State of the State of West Vir-
GINA, as provided by law.
Given under my hand this 1st day
of January, 1918. u
R. n. KoBLEGARD,
President of Mount Clare Gas Com
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
sALEsNEN

sAIEsMEN-Complete lire lubricat-
ing oils. auto oils. greases, paints,
yarnishes and specialties. Exper-
fence not necessary. Salary or
commission. Central Petroleum Co.,
Cleveland, o.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
AGENTS WANTED

AGENTS-Good time now to take or
ders for trees and plants. Highest
commissions payable weekly. Fair
est sales agreement ever written. For
terms and outfit, address Perry
Nurseries. Rochester, N. Y.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
CARD OF THANKS.

/ sincerely thank the people OF the
New Fair Grounds addition for their
kindness and assistance during the
Illness and deattFof my wife. also the
w. G. r. u. for their contribution of
flowers. = nARNErr
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

WtNTED-Portraits of yourself or
family, made in your own home.
All work guaranteed to please you
S150 the doz., and higher. Inter
iors. groups. ETC., made day or night.
w. a. Anon, Second st, Gore Bldg.
Both phones.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

YOU CAN SAVE your waste fruits and
vegetables and increase your profits
by using a National Steam pressure
canning outfit. Northwestern Stee:
& Iron Works, Address Dept. &C.
charles R. Brown. Representative.
Worthington, W. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

ron RENT-In Glen Elk, the StrOthcr
building. two business rooms, with
Easements, and one two room
apartment. Inquire of ]. F. Stroth-
er Home phone S76.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
BoARDERs WANTED

TABLE BOARDING-s4.OO per week
all home cooking. Apply at 637 w
Pike Street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR RENT-Water rent paid, house
10 West Poplar street, (Due adj
dftion), $500 per month. Haze
Morgan, Union Bank Building.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

rlnnKn of every description, and
fAkWN all prices, from acres
to TOO. healthfuI c1i-l
mate, good roads, level land free from
markets, good location Write for
catalog! E. B. Figgs, Real Estate
Broker, 211 n. Division St, Salisbury,
Md.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR SALE-Five passenger forty-1ve
horse power Apperson touring car;
Has been run slightly over 800
miles A bargain for the right party
Address automobile" in care Of
Telegram or call Bell phone S54-J.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
FoR lent

-SToRE ROOM FOR RENT
Corner Fifth and Main
streets, 23x120 feet. G. G.
McCarty. MCCARTHY Bldg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

IF YOU WANT TO Buy nice lot,
sixe 40x120 feet, on Broaddus ave-
nue., at a bargain price, call or adj
dress Real Estate Bargainr care
Telegram office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
MOVING. PICTURE MACHINEs-Ed

MOVING PICTURE MAGHINES-Ed-
isons and Powers. new and second
hand machines and supplies for
same Why pay more when you
can buy for less? Jud W. Boehm,
demonstrators and sales agent,
Elienboro, w. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR SALE-One Princeton Upright
Grand Piano. New. J. w. Watts, No.
IS Third street, Hazel-Atlas addi-
ton.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

SPECIAL PRICES ON MILLINERY
Trimmed and untrimmed shapes
Bazaar Millinery, 132 Second street
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR RENT-Neat 3 room cottage in
Industrial right at street car stop.
Frank Shuttleworth, Fifth Floor
Empire building.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
MISCELLANEOUS

TFLEPHONE-Your subscriptions to
THE LADIES' HOME J0URNAL;
THE SATURDAY EVENING POST:
THE COUNTRY GENTLEMAN;
$3.50 each. Grace E. Keyes. Bell
6G9-J
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

business man In
Clarksburg to try the Telegram JOB
Department for his next printing
order. -
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms new
house. new furniture; use of bath
and phone. Inquire 479 Mechanic
street. r. j. Br1tton.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR RENT-One nicely furnished
room for one or two people with al
modern conveniences ana use OF
Bell phone at 10 Virginia avenue,
Garlic Court
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

WANTED-Man to solicit and make
Rubber Stamps on percentage basis,
or will sell outfit and business out
right. The O'Neile Printing Co.,
Fordyce Building
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

Frame dwelling, . story slate roof,
cement block foundation. 8 rooms.
bath.. basement, oak finish. cabinet
snantels. lot sex1ss feet good wen.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR RENT OR SALE-set of restau-
rant fixtures; also room for rent;
ideal location. Frank Oltver1o, 4z9
Clark street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. Well furnished
and reasonable rent. Call at 100 w.
Pike Street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

MEN IEARN BARBER TRADE-Now.
complete for SIC, cut rates given
for Is days, wages while learning,
positions open. Write for catalog.
Leader Barber College, Cincinnati.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR SALE Registered Jersey heif-
er. solid color, two years old with
calf by her side, male. Sired by
King of Merriatta Heifer's sire is
Divos Rioter Noras King, No. 67771.
Heifer's Dam is Zeno Wells, No.
13044s, with butter test of IL lbs,
IL ozs. This is a very promising
heifer Large udder. C.<H. Pue,
Adamston, Home phone 456-W.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FARMS. TOWN AND CITY PROP
ERTY-aud business chances for
sale or exchange. Can suit any
class OF buyers. Write me. State
what you want. Edison e. Osborn
r. F.. D. No. 4, Coolivlle, o.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR RENT-Fnrnished rooms for
roomers or light housekeeping in
nice location. Inquire at go Null
berry street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR RENT-One nicely furnished
room with use of bath and phone
in rear of Victoria theater. Apply on
premises or call Bell phone 1l5l-J.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

BOYS WANTED-co sell the Daily
Telegram on streets each evening:
hustlcrs can make from $3.50 to So
a week Call at the Telegram office
each evening at o'clock to get
papers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR SALE-A general store, situated
in the town of Lumberport. Reason
for selling other business requires
my attention. Lee Borgess. & Co.,
Lumberport, w. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

GIRL WANTED-For general house,
work. Apply to Mrs. Raymond Max
well, 331 East Main street
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR RENT-Furnished or unfurnish.
ed rooms for roomers, or light
housekeeping. 1893 Jarvis street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

FOR SALE-Fine residence LOT, Main
street, faces two streets, also eight
room house and lot, Main street, fine
neighborhood. Apply to Mrs. Agnes
c. Stuart, 226 Sumner Street
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Baked Beans. See ii. L.
Strother. Adamston, highly recon-
mended by the best housekeeper.
See Strother.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
PRICE $500

$1,000 down. balance $50 month.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06
WANTED-Fomale Help

WANTED - Experienced salesIadies
in all departments. Apply at Bak-
er's Undersellfng Stores.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

SEQ. s0sz
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-06-06

REAL ESTATE !: e :,9 s;s :
sale at lowest prices. Frank Shuttle
worth. 9Th Floor. Empire Building.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06
Importance of Trihes.

A proofreader, anent the impor'
lance of trifles, read from his note
book these absurd sentences of a sin
gle letter:
"The conflict was dreadful and the
enemy was repulsed with great laugh
ter"
"When the presidents wife entered
the humble sitting-room of the house
she was politely offered a hair"
"A man was yesterday arrested on
the charge Of having eaten a cabman
for demanding more than his fare"
"An employ in the service of the
government was accused of having
stolen a small OK from the mail. The
stolen property was found in his vest
pocket"
"The Russian soldier, Knackinoffos-
kewsky, was found dead with a long
word sticking in his throat"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06
Bio Balloons to Have Wheels

German manufacturers of dirigible
airships are seeking a landing APP
paratus that will insure the safety of
their delicate gas bags. Many of the
most serious accidents to Count Yep
pelin's craft in the past were due to
faulty landings.
A car of considerable length re-
quires the most righteousness in eff
fecting landing, for an uneven sur
face is liable to warp the structure
of the gigantic balloon, causing it to
burst.
Landing cars are now being pro-
vided on which the huge gas bag
rests when it is drawn to earth.
These are equipped with wheels and
assist In locomotion when the craft
is being towed into its hangar. 1t is
provided with a series Of cushions
along the side, and has graphing
arms that catch and hold the enve-
lope Of the balloon.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06

Lawrence. Kas Mr.. J. +. Stone.
Of this city. says. my wife suffered
for ie, yers from womanly trou-
bles. during two years Of which she
was totally helpless. She was exam
ined by many physicians. some whom
gave her up TO die. Finally she be-
gan to take Cardui. and since then
has greatly improved in health The
tonic strengthenings. and restora-
tive effects Of Cardui. the woman's
toni: on the womanly constitution,
are the most valuable qualities of
this popular medicine. Cirdui acts
specifically on the womanly constitu.
ton. Half century Of success
proves that Cardui will do all that is
Gained for it. Try it for your trou-
ble.- Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06
unprstsntIous Roxal Abode.

King Charles of Roumania has seen
many changes. largely effected by him
self, In his Balkan kingdom since he
arrived there In 1866 after an adven'
turous journey in disguise from Ger
many Notable among them are the
changes in his capital and in his own
palace. When he made his triumphal
entry as the country's new prince the
carriage reached house before which
a guard of honor was stationed. what
house is that?' he asked. THAT is
the palace" replied General Goleski
The prince, thinking he had misunder.
stood him. said: Where is the pal
ace?" And the general was SO embar.
raised that he could only point silent.
ly 20 the one.storled building. The
principal feature OF the view from the
windows on one side was a gypsy en-.
campment. with swine walloNing Ia
The main road before the pa.acal
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06
SETTLED THE JUDGES DOUBTS
Naive Statement Of Convicted Muir
derer Removed All Question as
to His Guilt.

When Judge Stewart of Vermont
presided at the trial of negro charged
with murder of another of his race he
admitted afterward to friends that he
had serious doubts of the prisoners
guilt until he began to pronounce SEN
tence.
The negro had pleaded not guilty
and repeatedly, on being questioned,
had asserted with much emphasis, 81
didn't do I'll" The evidence was not
convincing, and the judge was sur
prised when the jury brought in YER
dict of guilty. His doubts vanished,
when, after reminding the negro that
he had been tried by a jury of IL men,
ETC., he said: ut is my duty to warn
you that your days on earth are num-
bered, and 1t behooves you to avail
yourself of the little remnant Of time
allotted to you to make peace with
God"
Just there the negro broke in with
the exclamation, "Ah done dat already.
jedge, befo' All went out ter kill dat
niggahl"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06
Movlna picture Animals

A jungle Of several acres, inhabited
by wild animals of all countries, many
OF which are already well trained for
the parts they are to play as motion
picture actors, is maintained near Los
Angeles by one of the big American
tilm-producing companies. 1t is in
tended to extend the acreage and ac-
commodations until the motion picture
jungle will form the largest single col
lection of wild animals in the world,
and within it will be, and now are,
enacted many stirring scenes. A big
elephant named "Toddles" is, for in
stance. the star performer in a film
catalogued as Lost In the Jungle" in
which Toddles, during mis- wanderings
in the forest, finds the heroine lying
exhausted ON the ground. and, kneel-
ing. lifts her to his back and CALAMITY
carries her to. safety. All the animals
are as conscientiously trained to do
acts for the motion picture camera as
are the trained animals of a circus.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06
BOYS LIKE 70 OWN THINGS
Give Your son Possessions That He
May KEEP" and He win Treas
ure Them.

Tho, average boy believes firmly IN
the principle Of the private ownership
Of personal property. He would rather
be the sole possessor OF a broken
handled knife with no blades than a
pearl handled, four-bladed affair in
partnership, asserts Thomas w. Lloyd
In the Mothers Magazine.
In fact, the desire TO own something
TO possess property-is inherent in
all mankind. And mothers should en-
deavor to foster this desire. II will
not only Increase the boys happiness.
but will teach him the value Of acqui-
sition, within proper limits. He
should have his own playthings, his
own tools, his own books, his own
clothes, and a place of his own in
which to keep them.
4 boy who is permitted to do this
will take better care of things than II
owned in partnership, and he will
learn eagerly to have place for his
things and to keep them in their
place. And this is a valuable lesson.
Do not make a younger boy wear his
older brothers clothing which the
latter has outgrown, IL it can be avoid
ed. OF course In some families,
where every cent counts, this cannot
be helped. Every boy, and we speak
from experience, hates to wear an
others clothes. He wants his own.
Give him his own bureau drawer
and at least portion of a closet, and
teach him habits of orderliness and
system In the care Of his possessions.
These habits are easily learned when
young, and their value to the man of
business is incalculable.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06
Is No Lonaer an Onion.

Edward d. Onion of lat West One
Hundred and Twenty-sixth street.
New York, got permission recently
from Supreme Court Justice Guy 10
change his name to Barrett, because
he can't stand Onion any longer.
The petitioner said he was born In
Baltimore, and that the family name
was Barrett until a man named
Onion offered his ancestor a consid-
cradle sum OF money If he would be-
come an Onion. Onion says that be-
cause his ancestor sold his real name
he has been subjected 60 continual
banter, Jokes, criticism, and sarcasm"
causing a serious handicap to his
nuslECss and employment.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06
Many old People in BERLIN.

According to statistics just pub.
iished Berlin appears to be an extraor-
dinarfly healthful place for the aged,
who live there in remarkably large
numbers. A feature of the figures is
the much greater number of old WON.
en- in proportion to old men, and with
every decade above seventy the pro-
portion increases astonishingly. In
Berlin the number of men between
seventy and eighty is 1888, while
the number of women is 25,2O4. For
Greater Berlin the figures are 2O,049
and 1880 respectively. OF persons
between eighty and ninety women are
in an enormous majority. For Berlin
the figures are 2,036 men and 5,371
women and for Greater Berlin 3,169
men and 1910 women. Berlin has a
large numberof nonagenarians, and of
these three out of every four are wom-
en-. In Greater Berlin there are 1854
women who have passed their nineti-
eth birthday but only Ill men. q
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06
ALWAYS HAD CHANGE COMING
Escaped Inmate Of Ohio Asylum Only
Had to Return to Secure His
Two Dollars.

The escape Of Harry Kendall Thaw
from Matteawan recalled the sensa-
tional escape Of McNicholas from the
county Jail several months ago to a
reporter of the Cleveland Leader
There was no chop suey at Mat
teawan, was there?" the reporter ask
ed. So far as could be learned there
was none.
Solemnly motioning Ike, the waiter,
to bring another potation, he ex-
planned the mystery of his chop suey
remark.
when McNicholas escaped from
the county Jail he was in the hospital
ward. A few minutes before he made
his getaway he asked me to get him
two plates of chop suey. The oblig-
ing son of Manchu demanded a de-
post of two dollars. McNicholas was
rich, and / paid the deposit.
When l reached the jail with the
steaming dishes l found that Nc
Nicholas had flown. And there were
two dishes of chop suey on my
hands.
Sheriff Smith waved me away. ]
tried to explain that there was money
due McNicholas from the Chinaman
Nothing doing; he was too busy try
ing to apprehend McNicholas.
Il ate the chop suey and kept the
two dollars. Some day when l run
across McNicholas I'll buy two dishes
of chop suey and pay him two dol
lars. Sa-h-m day."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06

Niles Huida Mutt Proves BY Anccdoto
That Men Are just az Foolish
IS the Women.

Tt certainly does make me weary,
all these innuendoes In the funny pa.
pers about the women. One would
think BY some OF the supposedly face
tious Jokes that we girls didn't have
enough intelligence to keep out Of the
home for the feeble minded" remarked
Hulda Mutt to her sister, Ina, as she
pointed to an illustration in the eve.
ming paper.
Nov here, for instance. is re
hashed story about a bridegroom car.
rying basket, approaching a narrow
creek. He turns to his simple minded
bride--I Judge she must have been
simple or she never would have mar
ried him--and he offers to carry her
across the stream. This egotistical
male jokesmith has the bride make
the inane reply: But you can't carry
both me and the lunch basket. We
would be too heavy. You carry me and
will carry the lunch basket
"As matter of fact that foolish
chestnut was first recorded about an
old man with a basket of eggs and a
commercially humane heart, who, as
he boarded the street car. observed
that the arched necks and cruelty
locked tails Of the two decrepit horses
in front, bespoke a sadly contrasting
prosperity in their remote youth. The
old mans tender heart was touched at
the pitiful sight, and as he took his
seat in the car he gently lifted the
basket of eggs out the window and
held them there all the way of his
journey to make the burden lighter for
the poor horses. So you see, Ima," she
added with an emphatic nod of her
head, "the men are every bit as foolish
as the women, II not more So"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-06

We are prepared to do all kinds OF
high grade job printing. Trv ms.