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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
SUPREME COURT
AOJOURNS TERM
HIGHEST TRIBUNAL WILL CON
EENE NEXT ON JUNE SD
AT wYTHENILLE.

The State Supreme Court of Appeals
adjourned yesterday for the term. The
summer session OF the tribunal will
convene at Wytheville on June Sd,
The following cases were argued
yesterday:
st. Stephens Episcopal church ct
ais rs. Norris executor et ais. Argued
by John S. Barbour for appellants,
and by Grimsley & Miller for appel
lees. and submitted
Wardell VS.. Birdsong Argued by
Thomas H Howerton and W. r. Cooke
for appellant. and by r. II. Mann for
appellee. and submitted
Court adjourned TO meet at Wythe-
willie on June 3, 1918
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

Of Isle of Wight county through app
pointment by the grand master
The Officers.
Following are the officers of the
subordinate grand lodge: Grand mas
ter A. VI. Southall, DanviIle Depu-
ty grand master, w. E. Allen, Cow
ingtou: grand secretary. DR.. f. P.
Turner, appointed. Isle of Wight;
grand treasurer. NJ. r. Ferguson.
Richmond; grand chaplain, Rev. j.
j. Scherer. Richmond.
The officers Of the grand encamp-
ment are: Grand patriarch, DR.. f. A.
Jenkins. Natural Bridge; grand high
priest. Dr., Lee Robinson, Newport
News; grand scribe, f. M. Buwch.
Lynchburg; grand treasurer, George
W HILL Norfolk.
The first grand lodge Of Odd Fell
lows in Virginia convened In Rich-
mond July 10th and 18th and August
10 1897
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Especial 10 The Richmond Virginian.t
FREDERICKSBURG. March 25.---
An Easter house party is being en-
tertained at Snowdeu, the handsoms
home of AIR and Mrs. f. c Baldwin.
near this city. The guests are Misses
Helen owen, Selenah Butler. Jessie
Miller, Marie Smith, ali OF Detroit,
Mich. Massrs John Dohan. Of Phila-
delphia ward and Edison Smith. OF
Detroit
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Governor Goes 10 Norfolk.

Governor William Hodges Mann left
on a 3 o'clock train yesterday after
noon for Norfolk where last night he
made the principal address at the ex-
ercises incident TO the dedication OF
the new Young Mems Christian asso
citation building. He will return to
Richmond tomorrow.
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Chesapeake and Ohio Railway.

$50 A.--Local--Dy,- Newport News.
SIS al--Daily--Ch'ville Eek
sun Thurmond.
1900 A. x.--Dy.--Norfolk, Old Point
1000 A ai--Daily-Lchhg.. Lex
c. Forge.
.i2 On Noon--Ex.- Dy.--Norfoll<. Old PIT
"2:15 P.-Fx--Dy.-Cinc L'ville.
1900 P.--Ex.--- Dy,--Norfolk, Old Point
100 P.~--Local--Dy.- News, Old Pit
5:l5 P.-~Local--Ex. Sun.---G d nsville,
5;15 P.--Local---Ex Sun.---Lyn 'hburg.
's;A0 P,--Lmtd--Daily-C Chicago.
al 90 press-Daily--Cfn., Lville,
'Sleepers. 4Parlor cars.
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHM0ND-Local
from East; GAS 4. NJ. TAO r, NJ. Through
from East: 1880 A, NJ, 2:05 F. NJ, $50
r. NJ Local from West: $40 A, NJ. ss9;55
A. NJ and 1870 p. NJ. Through: $40 A.
NJ. 1855 A. NJ and $40 p. NJ
James River Line; 1885 A NJ, T:1e
p. NJ
"Daily except Sunday.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

We Satisfy Our Customers Because We
send them the best coal and wood ;
also good weight and measure; coal
and wood dry and under shelter; all
manufacture plate ice. the superior
kind Phone US when in need of
same TYLER & RYAN. 1901 West
Cary, Madison 1879: Monroe 30l7.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
ExChan Ee
XamsnHen-...-.Tn

wanfed--To Exchange 3oO-.Acres
estate for revenue producing prop
erty in city; twelve-room Colonial
dwelling, in excellent repair, all
necessary outbuildings, land in eX-
ceIlent state of cultivation. 80 miles
FROM Richmond, Price. $4,000.
AMOS & COMPANY, INC, 200-20i
PA Travellers Bldg.
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SCHEDULE
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND.
N. B--Following schedule figures
published as information and not
guaranteed.
sfo A. M-Daily-LocaI for Char.
iotte. Durham and Raleigh.
10;45 A. Daiiy~-Iirnited-For all
points South, Drawing Room Buffet.
slseping, Cars to Asheville, n: C.
800 r NIX. SUNDAY. Local for
Durham and intermediate stations.
600 P. NJ -Dally--For Danville. At
lanta and Birmingham, with electric
lighted Drawing Room Sleeping Cars,
YORK RIVER LINE
<:so p. M-Daily-To West Point.
ssonneeting for Baltimore Monday,
500 A. M.@Ex. sunday. and sis p.
A.-Monday, Wednesday and Friday
Local TO west Point.
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND.
:. From. the South: $50 A. NJ. $40 A.
NJ. 200 Y, NJ, and sos r. NJ. daily:
1885 p. NJ, except sunday -.
From West Point: 40 A. NJ, daily;
Ii;ss A. n: Monday, "Wednesday and
friday r = B + 4 EsssssePps sunday p x
sb7 East Main st. Phone Mad 2T&
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

On Tuesday afternoon, May 18th,
the visitors will he taken in special
cars to Crystal Springs. thence TO the
top Of Mill Mountain on the incline
railway. While waiting at the foot
OF the mountain for the incline cars.
the delegates will be shown Crystal
Spring
The Roanoke Machine Works band
will accompany the Odd Fellows to
the mountain top where 1t will rem
der several musical selections. The
tower will be opened to the visitors.
Returning fro mthe mountain, and
after partaking of supper an unusu-
al parade will form headed by the
Roanoke Machine Works band which
will start at 1880 going over the prin-
cipal business streets of the city. The
Ninton band of thirty pieces will par
tiCipate in the parade. The enCamp-
ment. and Patriarch militant will be
in full uniform regalia-
II is believed that nearly two thou
sand Odd Fellows will participate in
the great parade Roanoke city and
county can furnish 500 active Odd
Fellows. and beside the regular dele
gates from every lodge, enca m pment
and Rebekah assembly in the State.
the lodges OF Bedford. Blacksburg,
Chrstiansburg, Ellison, Buchanan
lTroutville Bedford City, Lynchhurg,
E5iue KfGEe springs, Rocky Mount
Floyd and Martinsville will be invited
to attend and participate
An auto ride for the visiting women
will be arranged for one afternoon
during the convention.
II has been decided 10 hold a bust
ness session after the parade. mas
much as a lively contest is anticipated
over several offices. especially that OF
grand secretary. recently made va
cant by the death Of T. Wiley Davis.
of Richmond. who held the position
FOR thirty years. and which is being
temporarily filled by DR. F. P Turner
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
Wants
Real Estate Wanted

List Your Farms With ,. A. CON-
NELLY a. CO. Write postal for
necessary blanks.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
Fined For Cutting

Martha Coleman, colored. was fined
$25 in Police court yesterday morn
ing on charge of cutting Gertrude
Richardson.
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Agents

sETI.TK: $50 TO s2.0u FOR AN
FOR sAMrLE AND START TO
e. ST. " W. WASHINGTON. D. C..
DEPT ID.
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ODD FELLOWS MEET
IN ROANOKE IN MAY

ROANOKE, VA. March 25.-The
sixty-eighth annual session OF the Nir-
ginia grand lodge OF odd Fellows,
which will be held in Roanoke May
18th, 18th and 1 9Th. Is expected to
attract one thousand delegates from
all sections of the State. Represented
VIII be the subordinate grand lodge,
the grand enCampment, the Rebekah
assembly and the Patriarchs Militant.
The local committee which has
been hard at work for two months
arranging the details for the annual
meeting of Odd Fellows in all its
branches. have about completed the
preliminaries and plans for the en-
tertainment of the visitors have been
adopted.
The headquarters Of the grand Of
ficers will be at the Ponce de Leon
hotel.
Public Reception.
A public reception Of the rcpreseu~
tatlves of all branches Of the order
will be given in the Masonic hall audi
torium on Monday morning. MAY 9th,
which will be presided over by Charles
u. Fox, chairman of the local com
mittee. Frazier's orchestra will fur
nish music for the occasion Mayor
c. y. Moomaw will welcome the visi-
tors in behalf OF the city, and r. Fl.
Angel will speak on behalf of the
chamber of commerce.
w l.. Andrews, grand master OF
Virginia Masons will also welcome the
Odd Fellows to Roanoke. Responses
to the addresses of welcome will be
made by Grand Master A. NJ. SouthaH
of Danville. and Deputy Grand Mas
ter, w. r. Allen of Covington.
Returning from the mountain, and
grand encampment will convene In
the great parade. Roanoke city and
the course OF the day will conclude
their deliberations. After the ad'
journment Of the encampment. the
subordinate grand lodge will meet In
the same auditorium.
The Rebekah assembly composed
of women will hold its meetings ir
the Pythian hall on South Jefferson
street. and the Patriarch militant vii
convene In Odd Fellows hall.
Arrangements have been made fol-
an exhibition of degree team work ir
the Masonic hall on the first night
Of the annual session. The chairman
Of the grand committee has been in
formed that Alexandria will be rep
resented by twenty-five members OF
the Patriarch militant.
a
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
For Sale

SHOES. SHOES. SHOES:
Sample shoe Store, ato North Firth
street Good shoes cheap Men =,
women's and children's shoes re-
tailed at wholesale prices GEO. A
B0WDEN. q. EDWIN BOWDEN.
Pure White EeEhorn EEEs--65 Cents
per Ia. ANDREWICH, 1919 East
Broad.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
Wood and Coal

WOOD.
Call Monroe 43T6 For Rest Grade of
pine, oak or slab wood, Anthracite.
Splint or Briquettc coal; save money
and get quick SERVICE. LYME d
HARRIS, 1911 East Cary.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
Cleaning and Pressing.

Have Your Clothes Cleaned and
pressed by Beazley, We also do re-
pairing, such as refining, altering
and velvet collars. etc. Phone Mon
roe 2ST9.
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Richmond and Chesapeake nay Rail.

SCHEDULE OF ELECTRIC TRAINS
EFFECTIVE MAY 80. 1912.
Leave. Richmond. Laurel and Broad
Streets, bss.05 A. NJ. s7;lo A. NJ. bs:i0
A. NJ, $40 A. M. s'to1o A. NJ, 1l.1o
a; N, 11o %. n, $40 p. NJ, $40 P. NJ
b4;l0 f. NJ, $50 P. Nj. $50 p NJ, Ti0
T, NJ. bs:lo P. NJ. 1910 p. NJ. 11;45
Leave Ashland. England and Maple
Streets; 1855 A. NJ, hsT;o0 A. NJ. 500
A. NJ. be 90 A. NJ, 1000 A. NJ, ali 100
4. NJ .I2aoo NJ, 100 P. N, ago
GOO p NJ, 1900 P. NJ. 90 p. NJ. Big oe
p. NJ, IL 100 p. NJ.
spaiiy. except Sunday.
ssSunday only
kCarries baggage
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
Lost

Liberal Reward For silver Card Case
left on table at Meyers restaurant.
a20 East Main street Full pane
engraved on back. No questions
asked Please leave at Meyers and
get reward, or phone Madison 1911.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

Highest Cash Prices for Modern Furut-
tHrp. Phone Madison ASST
wamtcd-~Men and Nomeu 10 LEARN
various branches of shuemall inE
VIRGINIA SHOE COMPANY. Tween
ty-Grst and Grace streets,
Nanted---FeRSher Beds, 0Ta~tiUTr An
tiQue sofas. tables. sideboards.
chairs. bureaus china, brasses, etc
BEARD. Is West Main Madison
eso7
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
Help Wanted emale

wanted-Seryantx and Cooks for
city colored and white. INTERNA-
TToNAr. LABOR AGENCY, lila East
Main Room ..
Wnntcd--YounE Ladies' 80 Make Cigars
and cheroots, Will teach inexperi-
enced girls and pay them good
salary while being taught. GORhoN
CIGAR AND CHEROOT co. Nine
teenth street between Main and
Franklin streets.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

S~arn auditors or Ticket Collectors Are
row or about 81 railroads. wou1f
you Ike such a poEitten9 Railway
experience unnecessary. Good sal.
AIRY. For applications blank sen4
stamped envelope 70 FoTFR IfRPFY
A CO s1I Monadnock Building.
Chicago.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

La6ieAt YonF Hair Is Important Save
money, Yes we redye and remaka
faded switches poupadours, etc,
equal 10 new we make combinKs
the most artistic Kramer Charges
very moderate. Cut rrfces on all
hair goods RICHMOND HAIR
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

Northampton Terrace 1.-TWO Blocks
from Country Club lots from s+5o
to $3.50 Easy pawn ents-buy now
and get the choice ones before prices
advance. SMITH & ROHLEDER
lQ4 North Seventh.
Nice Little Home, ST. Paui Streets
cheap, on time. BRAGG BROS. & co.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
Real Estate for Sale

Highland Park Addition Best Lots to
buy: 5000 up; SIS cash and $40 per
month. car service. sewers, side
walks MCCLURE DA NEWPORT =
TAYLOR CO, Selling Agents.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

WAY BE Idiss See INTERNATIONAL
LABOR AGENCY. I112 East Main
street.. Room 4,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
Special Notice

For Help of Any Kind, See TNTERNA-
TIoNAL LABOR AGENCY, lli2 East
Main street Room s.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

Women All Want Monitor Sad Irons
Self heating, saves time. saves WORK
saves drusgery. simple and strong
Over 500 eco IN use, Guaranteed
, Martin, Tennessee. made IS 600 In one
year Tarrftory fren~-excfusive sel1-
MONITOR SAD IRON co ESQ WAYNE
New M rotters Hnmes buy to
street Rig Prairie. O.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
The Officers.

Of Isle of Wight county, through APP
pointment by the grand master
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

For HeBt--Tnexpired Lease of House
on Floyd avenue. s25 per month. six
rooms bath, and all con*eniences
large front and back yard. Phone
Madison 62S5.
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Help Wanted--Mal

to handle State and county rights
Al tty ,hrch Spring ana Motor
Model Can be seen at Murphy S
Thursday and Friday a hich-class
proposition. Call and see IT.
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Business Opportunities

Wanted Farther for Very Good Pay
ing business office work; $3.50 CAPT =
tai needed Call iI12 East Main
street, Room Z.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

Ladies' our ConnbfnA Made Into
beautiful switches pompadours. etc
Charges moderate; old switches re-
dyed to look ike new Largest stock
II pure hair switches in the city.
Come and see this stock before
going elsewhere ShautppoinE use,
mail orders gwen prompt attention.
THE ROTALLE. COZ East Broad
street
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26

STOVES.
For stoves, Ranges and Heaters, See
REAMS, BAILEY & CO, Furniture G,
3os West Broad
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
SCHEDULE
Richmond, PredcTlcksh'g I P0tQmacR. R.
esk1 FROM WASHING row AE1 sEYokp
Leave Rlchmond | Arrivs Riehmond

ACCOMMODATION TRAINS --wEEkpArs.
Leave BYRD 81. Sta. 400 p N for Frederic kseu Z
Leave Eiha Sta 80 A. n, so p. u. fer Ashisn&
Arrive Ryra st. sta. SIS An from FreAerseksh' {
Arrive Eiha Sta. $50 AN, SAC r. m. from Ashisna
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-26
FURNITURE AND CHINA PACKING

We Pack and ship Furniture, China,
and wedding presents with care.
JACOB IfMTAJF. 1925 West Broad
street. Madison 3292
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-11-30

= his words Billy up tree.
Billy perfectly good country boy, in
nocent of any poetic yearnings, or possibilities
Yet 1t was up him to write Marie Letter in poetry
and send it to her for little Thanksgiving remem-
brance. 1uuis
1t Maries idea not Billys. You see, she
Id been visit to the city, and she had been
srary clubs and learned something of the beautiful
-nd poetic lovemakng of the Brownings-also she
had been reading some of the mpassoned sonnets
written by Burns and Byron to their lady
oves-and she straightway stricken with case
pf artistic temperament, and felt in her sou that
hBillys loye-making not up to the scratch And
20 it that the hard-hearted Marie had declared
she would not go driving with Billy Thanksgiving
Day unless he wrote her proper invitation in verse
Hence Billy's perturbation; and hence the follow
| ing effort:
AIM SO awful good at making rhymes; have
GSoD and study lots of times I'd ruther plow patch
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-11-30

blue jeans, an tells me interestin thingsD
| like TO see him when he brings the wagon in to
meet me- Gee like that ten mile drive! You see
the woods all brown an yeler, an the air feels
kinder soft and meler, an hazy like-well it
has ceansh sweetish smell like we don't have in
town.
Sue, she liz rhanksgivin in town. She likes to
ask the girls to dine at>en. an have bout forty
nine courses
Shucks! like to see gran'ma and grant, watin'
for me at the gate an black Nanny May come
waddlin' up an hear her say: "Hyar come my chile!
Wall jes knowed dat he comn Lawd! Amt he
growed"
like % listen to Hiram yarn an climb clear up
on top the barn, an watch him millxin evry day an
shoe the little calves away
We amt got none In town,
Thanksgvin' Day in town 1t amt much fun-it
feels like Sunday, an then the mex days Just like
Monday, cause go to school the same old way sn
they hadn't been no Thanksgvin' Day
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-11-30

than to try to make words match (Blimes, flimes
kimes, gnes, climes. That's it-ClimesD
I'd rutner go and live in other cmes
But I've got to write some verses to Maree She
says her hearts dead set poetry. So I've got to
make try-got to write 'em if die
CBee. chez, gee, skee, squee, flea That's it.
Flea)
And don't know how to do it more'n a flea.
Got to tell how Cupids shot me with dart And
how she is the idol of my heart And guess I'd bet
ter say how I'm pining plum away
(Bart, cart, hart, art mart part That's it.
PartD
How I'm hoping me and her will never part
Guess better put in something bort the
zephyrs-t9 t9effers, deffers, keffers, hefers That's
it-HeifersD blowing in the pasture round the lambs
and hefers. Better put in few words bout the sing
ing of the birds, and (Neffers, PETERS, steffers.
squefers-). Doggone Taint another word rhymes
with zephyrs!
Then Ill asst her would she like to go a driving
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-11-30

But out at gran'pa's, it's different Geel Some
times four Gays an always three-they let me stay.
An things TO eat.
My gran'ma's coolin can't be beat | like the way
her tables set, with everything on so you can ge
waht you want.
tell you it's simply prime to have things
brought just dab at a time.
That's all the style in town.
Thanksgivin Day in town don't compare a-tali
with what it is at Granpa Green's An diner Gee
whiz! The big brown turkeyd make your mouth
water.
An the little stuffed pig! Say you just oughter
see it! An the chicken pie an things an dough.
nuts cut IN little round rings the jelly an
homemade cheese, an honey that's made by gran.
bees, an the hickernut cake an apple Stew an
the punlsln pies an mnce pies, too
An when I ack three times for pie, nobody SAYS
Good gracious! Why the boy will kill hisself, Look
here. you've eaten quite enough, my dear
Yke they do In town.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-11-30
Ne1U Congress
Win Assemble
This eek

and see a hole flock of United States Sem
tiers in captivity. If he is feeling bad,
he does this so he can feel worse He then
goes away and hugs the fond memmery
to his boosum that he has actuelly beheld
the gratest law making boldly on earth'
in actsion If he can reely and trewly get
to shake hands with genuwine Seniter it
gladdens his yung life and gives him a
heritage TO hand down to prosterity,
which while posterrity can borrow no
mummy on it, is very valluabull frum a.
sentimental standpoint
The City of Washington and the Dis
trict of Columbia air always happy
when Congriss is in session. When the 433
members of both Houses air out of Wash
ingtun with their wives and secretaries,
and there varius and sundry constituents
who crave to be attached to the guvvern-
mint payroll, it casts CRATE gloom ovver
the bissiness district of the Capital The
miinurs and dress makers weep teers of
JOY when they think of the long session
starting tomorrer and the clubs and varius
and sundry phases where the oil of Joy is
dispensed welcum Congriss to our midst
with manifestations of much intense pies
ure and delite. Washington has no polytcs;
emmy old kind of an administration looks
good to Washington so long as it keeps
Congrss making a noise like leggislasion
up on the hill. The only way the admin
stratslon can grow unpopuler with Wash
ingtun is to dispense with extrv sessions
and cut the Legislative program short,
thus making the hotel keepers and shop
ownurs have to struggle through a long,
hard wintur subsisting entirely on mingled
regrets and Woe When Congriss is in ses-
sion Washington is cheerful and happy and
declares more dividends with gratur gusto
than did the Standered Oil Co. after the
Soopreem Cort ordured its dissolusion but
when Congriss adjourns, Washington be-
gins to east gloomy glanses at the high cost
OF living and wunder how it going to
struggle through the hree or fore munths
OF drouth
AS Pressidint Wilsun has kept Congriss
Will Ito IOSe W lnc SIllld SlOHe, l1ldklll1
the boys on the hill perform like an assort-s
ed lot of trained Seels ever cents he has
been in the White House, very naturally
he is rite now Aces Up with the folks in
Washington, as we'll as those back in the
sticks.
The long session just now beginning
is going to tackle the Predatory Inter
ests' and ring frum the hands of the vul-
ger rich part of the spoils they have
been bizzly engaged in taking frum the
Very plain peepul for so long. This pros
ess is going to be long and painful-lowd
walls air going to be herd all ovver the
land. The Walls of the predatory rich
listens good to the ultimate consumer, and
walls is about all the ultimate consumer
gets, and he pays a good prise for admis-
sion to hear these Yours trooly,
BILL VINES.
Washington, d. c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-11-30

ger display of your weelth afturwards-
in which evvent it often becum very en-
barrassng at the investigation.
In these progressive times, however,
ennybody can vote for United States
Seniter frum the lowest and most hum
bull citizen who makes his living by an
noying the peevish landscape, or by ham
mering the he'd of railroad spike in cut
when the sun is hot enuff to blister the
rails, to the expert deeer in high-fynanse,
who rides in limoosines, shirks the Shur-
man law, and lodges the incum tax
gathurer.
The average tourist who VISITS
Washintun always is anxious to go rite
away to the gallery of the SENT Chamber
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-11-30

And I'll say it some pretty way, contrivng to make
it sentimental and real poet-ike and gentle and
Diving, nivng, spiving, skiving squivng) Shucks!
Dear Maree-
Would you like to go buggy riding Thanksgiving
evening atf3 o'clock?
Yours
BILLY
Somehow Thanksgiving seems to go with the
country and honest farmer boys like Billy-just as
associate the Thanksgiving turkey with barn.
yard, and the yellow pumpkins with big open field
and the mince meat and porksausage with a roomy
farm kitchen
II takes real farm. and the things produced on
that farm for genuine, old-fashioned Thanksgiving
dinner.
At least there's little city bred boy who
thinks so.
Johnnys Thanksgiving
don't like Thanksgvin' in town. l like to go
out to Granpa Green's, an talk to Hiram (He wears