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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18
THANKSGIVING DINNER
MAY COST LITTLE LESS
BY BOND ?. aEppEs.
(staff Correspondent United Press.)

(Staff Correspondent United Press.)
Washington, Nov. 18.-There's real,
unalloyed joy contained in the new
Democratic tariff, if positive prophe-
sizes materialize-and a score or more
of Wholesale and retail grocers here
have declared they will. 1t will cost
every family in the United States
about one half dollar less year for
the same kind of a Thanksgiving din
ner they had in 1912. And, Of course,
the saving will not be possible only
on the Thanksgiving dinner. 1t ap.
plies to every meal, day in and day out
throughout the year. Assuming that
the average family consists of five
persons, in population of 9O,O0O,OO0
people, that would be 100000 fami-
lies who will be able to save so cents
each on Thanksgiving dinner alone, or
a. grand total of $5,4O0,OOO saved by
the United States on this feast day.
Here is the Democratic "dope" cal
cuIating that retail prices on Thanks
giving provender will be reduced as
much as the new tariff law reduces i'm
port duties. On a 10-pound turkey,
the tariff is cut 80 cents, providing
that the imported turkey was brought
!, in dead. If "on the hoof," the saw
| ing would be 40 cents head. That
Canadian turkeys will be imported this
year and force down prices, at least
in the East and New England, is ex-
pected.
The tariff on cranberries is reduced
about cents quart. Five quarts Of
these for the ordinary family-if the
tariff reduction extends to the family
grocery--would result in 10 cents saw
ing. Saving of another dime on veg
etables, most of which are on the free
list in the new law, is another Demo.
cratic calculation.
If wines are bought, the new tariff
win not effect any Thanksgiving econ
omy. The same old duty Of 80 cents
quart remains on champagne under
the new law. Ale and beer are taxed
As cents gallon, as they were before
October 8. Oysters, Holsters and 9th
er shellfish are not dutiable under the
new law; neither were they under the
old Payne act, But plums for Thanks
giving pudding may be bought chcaI'-
er, as the duty has been reduced from
about 25 cents to 10 cents bpshel.
The principal reliance for reduction
Of the cost of the Thanksgiving din.
ner is placed by the Democrats, how.
ever, on the reduced duties on poul-
NV and vegetables. Last year only
$4,000 pounds of poultry were i'm.
ported, but under the new law, includ'
ing the 1913 Thanksgiving period, i'm.
portations of 100000 pounds are ex-
pected.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18
LARGE PERCENTAGE OF
HoLD-UP STORIES FAKES

The "hold-up" game in Salem is
getting to be popular according to
members of the police force. The de-
partment credits about half of the re-
ports of hold-ups as fakes and, while
few people may have been the vic
Tins of highwaymen during the past
few months, not all of the cases re-
ported to police headquarters had the
right evidence.
In any event, the members of the po-
lice force department are somewhat
worried on account Of their failure to
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There 10
only one way to cure deafness, and that 10
by constitutional remedies Deafness Is
caused by an inlamed condition Of the mu-
cous lining OF the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube Is inhamed you have rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when 1t is
entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal condi-
tlon, hearing will be destroyed foreveri nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which Ia nothing but an infamed condition
Of the mucous Burfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars free
r. ]. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists 75c
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18

If write better book preach better make bet
than his nehbo though he build his in the woods the
win beaten path to his door Emerson This like other
things sounds good but there absolutely truth in the
individuals mentioned therein good advertisers 1t for
that in these things better than your Dgbor
that they would be well neghbor might
these occupations Again. to writing better books hadozen
could which the better the the
world would hear for the the
demand not large that the world watching for the best that line
Emerson eugenic is failure
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18

cure on a new principle. Put II ON any
corn In two seconds, II stops pain, the
corn begin to shrivel and disappears,
II never fails. Simplest thing you ey.
or saw. No fussy bandages, no greasy
calves to turn healthy flesh "peely"
and raw, no plasters that make eorns
bulge out Your corns won't "pnll" I"
and hurt way up TO your heart. Lay
aside your knife and razor No moro
digging and tugging and wincing, no
moro bleeding, no more danger OF blood
poison. "Gets-lt" never hurts heal.
thy flesh; Il is safe, painless, quick,
simple, sure, For warts, calluses and
bunlons, too.
"GETStTn Is sold at all druggists
at a5 cents bottle or sent on receipt
Of price by y. Lawrence 4 Co., chi.
cage.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18
GREAT INLAND WATERWAY
BOOSTED AT BIG MEETING
IuNIrnp rnnsa rnAsrp wnn.l !


Jacksonville, Fla, Nov. 18.--At-
tended by leading waterways advo-
Gates from every section of the coun.
try, the Atlantic Deeper Waterways
Association today convened its an
nual meeting with an address by Rep
resentative Moore, of Pennsylvania,
president Of the association, Repre-
sentative Moore reviewed in detail the
progress which has been made on the
" coast cana" " from Cape Cod, Mass,
to Key West, Fla. Completion of this
great inland waterway, he declared,
would mean not only the saving Of
millions Of dollars in cheaper trans
portation and prevention Of wreck and
damage so frequent at sea, but il will
mean the prevention Of the annual
toll Of death which the sea takes from
the coast shipping trade. Tomorrow
the attendance at the convention will
be increased by the entire delegation
representing the Mississippi to Allan
tic Deeper Waterways Association,
which met at Palatka the 18th and
18th. The two waterwaysy ossocla.
tions are behind the intra.eoostal sys-
TENS of canals, work on both of which
has already been begun, that will con
meet Cape Cod with the Gulf Of Mex
leo aud will run westward from there
to the Mississippi and into the Rio
Grande river.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18

Churchill Admiralty
gon holiday emnenty when he said it would
tidy battshp building year
He recently showing that the principal nations
the $sOOOOOOO this battp
billion
popular notion that the United
line folks forever bowling for of
country year spent than $125OOOOOO bateshs
other wa vessels
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18
LABoRER KILLED IN WRECK.


Umatilla, Or, Nov. 17.-Santos Che
Lelos, laborer, was killed and the o.
W. R. & N. companys coal chutes part.
ly demolished today when several load
ed cars we're derailed and fell Is feet.
10 the ground.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18

agreed year
to keep the family supplied with life
time other asan
than 5000 year
wisdom correct then rs of the workers 5000
shy Of having the bare necessities of life This is certainly
ing for this boaed land of freedom Of freedom
4 Ia
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18
THE ROY.

FED THE STOMACH OF tho boy exclusively and win
90 ANIMAL him with polite noxcan
he will drye down to drnard low allow him freely
mhbc the poisonous fumes Of cigarettes and he win lapse
and d victim Of this folly; scrimp
gardng provisions full development body spr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18
TWO SEEK DEATH.

San Francisco, Nov, lT,--Desponden
over their inability TO get work, tw,
mon attempted suicide here today
Jacob Feilback, painter, shot him
self in the head with an automatic re
vOlveh He Is dying. Edwin Khur
mond a clerk, who swallowed bichlor
ide Of mercury tablets, may recover
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18
SUPREME COURT RECESS.

UNITED PRESS LEASED wIRRl
Washington, Nov. 1.-THE federal
supreme court took a recess today until
December !. In the meantime opinions
will be prepared in pending cases.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18

correspondent asks after naming several trouble (which is
which frankly
the suggested refuse to make choice the
wanting frivolous say
the trouble o 'the other felow's'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18

John Barrett his statement believed has settled the Mexican
ter He would 100000
Mexico The price of the ckos prohbe
cerned
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18

Secretary Daniels declared favor
the making Of every
wanting where
their localities the good.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18

Surely che railroads should be given
square deal and treated fairiyi but
II Is unlikely that governmental regu.
lation will ever be abandoned.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-18
Whee! Corns Gone!
'GETS-IT' Did Ii!
Ever Try It Berore2-You' Marvel
How II Makes corns Vanish.

Ihere never was anything like
"GETs.lT" for corns, and there ism Z
anything like It now IL is the corn
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
MOLECULES APE INVISIBLE.
Yet Their Tracks Through Space, Can
Be Dscerned.

L came to be evident about the mid
,lie OF the last century that, in order
{, explain certain facts connected with
The relative weights of gases, matter
must not merely consist of atoms, but
tbat these atoms must have the power
If uniting in small groups. In form
ns Il compound. indeed, this must be
~ For instance, carbonic acid gas
must consist OF one atom of carbon,
which. along with two atoms of oxy-
zen. forms a small group of three
atoms.
The novelty of the conception was
in the notion that oxygen itself, in the
state of gas, as it exists. for example,
Ia the air, consists OF small groups OF
atoms: in this case. two TO such small
groups of atoms was given the name
molecules. \ molecule is that portion
Of substance which can exist in the
free state. as oxygen does in air. An
atom generally exists in combination.
Init atoms may and sometimes do ex-
tst separately. i'll which case they also
axe termed molecules.
Now. can molecules be seen? Is their
existence. mere assumption? The an
swer 10 that question is. No, they can
not he seen. but artificial molecules
can he made which correspond so
closely in their behavior TO real mole
cnles that the existence Of real mole
although no one has ever seen a mole
culc. still the track of molecule NOV
ing through space has been seen, and.
inst MS Robinson Crusoe was right in
inferring the existence OF man Friday
from his footstep imprinted in the
sand. so the real existence OF Il MOLE
Guile may just as certainly be inferred
from the track it leaves.-Sir William
Ramsay in Harper's. Z
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
PERSIAN OPIUM.
Turning the Poppy Juice Into Dried
Cakes For Export


FcfSiah OPT Jhic' IS S"'d III ''iEe
upper 'esSe'S ~ l''e -'o"'' TO "a"
merchant III WiioSe '''iiuS u ilu'lso'N
seN cru piocesSes III "'H'I 10 p''se' 'e
II from fermentation ana "ec''y Vh
sunny me- NOT days inc 'efs'a'i. 'i'r'-
nurseries where OPIUM d'"'eiS nave
'leiF magazines present "l' interesting
picture The Juice Is brought ont to
lie prepared INTO clkes l"r export
On large wooden Boards tW" ana %
halt feet long ana one ana " haiI rect
hroad. the sticky mass Is spread "ni
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
Appropriate Excuse.

Before the establishment Of right
cous courts and trials by jury where
justice could be obtained" explained
the teacher, persons suspected Of GER
tain crimes were tried by what was
known as the ordeal One of these
was the ordeal OF IRE Hot plow'
shares were laid at short intervals
along the victims path, and the sus-
pected person was blindfolded and
compelled TO walk over them. II he
succeeded in doing it without stepping
on the hot irons he was deemed limo
cent. But IL he received burns he was
adjudged guilty. Who would submit
70 such an ordeal now? Johnny, would
YOU"
NO. ma'am," said Johnny.
and why not?"
I'D get cold feet."-Clevelan Plain
Dealer.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
"A QUEER LAKE.
With Neither Inlet Nor Outlet II Has q
Mysterious Tide.

With Neither. Inlet NJ or Outlet II Has q
Mysterious Tide.
There is a curious Swiss lake, Lake
Marjelas which, at regular intervals
completely disappears and does not be-
gin to refill until the following winter
Offspring. On.these occasions it emp
ties itself so rapidly that the Rhone
rises several meters in q few hours
and overfiows its banks, as
But it is not necessary to go to
Switzerland in order to find freak
ish lake. There is pond in the center
oftLong Island, at the present end OF
the Motor parkway, called Lake Ron
konkoma. 1t.has neither inlet nor out
let and lies at the foot of the hills that
form the backbone of Long Island.
Round its shores are many pretty sum
fiier homes. The trees about it are
much larger and more beautiful than
elsewhere on Long Island. The waters
of'the lake are very clear and cold. In
some places it seems bottomless.
Tile Strange thing about Lake Ron
konkoIna is that it has a tide; not n
tide like, the ocean that rises and falls
every twelve hours, but one that takes
seyen years to rise and seven more TO
fall The difference between high wa
ter and low water mark is between
thirty and forty feet. Many scientific
men haze studied the curious phe-
nqmenon, but no one has found out
what causes this mysterious tide. Nei-
Their long continued rains nor severe
droughts AFFECT the quantity OF water
in the lake.
The Indians used to hold the lake in
great awe. and few dared to cross it
in Il canoe. There is a legend Of one
brave who. while fishing. was drown
ed in the lake. His body was found
six months afierward nearly ten miles
away in Long Island sound. Youths
Companion.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
PAID WITH A FLAG.
Rich pueal Estates In England With a
Curious Rental.

H Curious Rental. OPS
II is not generally kn0wif that on
the anniversary of Waterloo each year
dune is. 1915. was the original day
the Duke OF Wellington is required to
present the sovereign with new flag
bearing the French colors as an ac-
Acknowledgement that his grace holds the
manor OF Strathfieidsaye at the will
and pleasure. of the king. that estate
having beeu presented to the Iron Duke
as national gift for his success over
Napoleon Mt Waterloo!
The ceremony Of the presentation OF
the dag is today much shorn Of its
ancient glory, Ter Formerly the ruling
duke ussf to bfihe ibe trophy himself
on lioi'selsicH ana personally offered Il
60 the monarch. NOWADAYS Il Is sent
by deputy. however. and istheu placed
BY somr nig,oiifhd cqnerry' III fihc no
siiion aSSignesl 10 q mmch. over the
marble busf ~ the old Duke of Wei
llngfon 1ht stands on its pedestal in
the giauiFuom No Windsor caStlr. The
dag which has rested there during the
pnscdiug year is then taken dawn and
returned 10 fhc dukes messenger.
II j. "a The si,eciat cendi;ion 81 TINS
rchd,riig fills ahiiua tribute OF fendal
seryicc. rs we may cali il. that the
neigniny duke = allowed to retain the
spierdid .si,ste already mentioned. N
he. Omifs - schd the bonner on The
prp'r~ ,las 70 forfeiiS fhe tieht to TIE
estates
File SlIn~ lfihciIiie applies To- tho
k,sriiifu drneins 20 EianheiIn lseid
hy-ihc Duke - MarlbOitaigb. WIN sim
Harry las O. send new faC on each
anniversary e che hattie Aug. Is.
l1all The haaucF Is plscsl over tiR
bust ~ ihe uotcd Duke - Marihor
ou2h also IN lhe euardroom 81 Wind
scr -L0naoa sphere
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
The Other Woman.

Il don't see how that woman can
CAD about tile way she does and neg.
lect her little children"
How do you know that she gads
about:v
Eve get the same girl TO take care
OF our babies when were away from
home. aud she's kept busy over there
fully half OF the time. II provokes me
so TO have to be put OF SO often when
iwant TO get away."-chieago Record
Herald.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
HIS BACKING WAS GOOD.
And President Tyler Found Place
For Old Jack Dade.


President Tyler had a curious office
seeking experience at the very begin
ming Of his administration. Old Jack
Dade character about Washington.
who had been the presidents class.
mate at college, went TO the White
House and said he. Jack. | want an
Office"
'lou do;" said President Tyler
What office on earth do you think you
are tit FORE
why. one o. these 'sinecurees' hear
50 much about-no work and good
pay" Dade promptly replied
''Wcll. Jack" said Tyler deprecating
Is YOU know that | am president
now and must have some kind OF war
rant for making an appointment. Can
you get anybody TO indorSc you? Could
you bring me letter of recommends
tor"
"0h yes" said Dade I'm fixed for
thati' aud he produced letter of -four
pages written by Tyler himself to
President Harrison. whom he had inst
succeeded. urging the claims OF his
dear friend and classmate, Colonel
John w Dade. for a good. fat office
Cast your eye over that" he exclaim.
ed in triumph
Tyler read the letter attentively to
the cnd folded it carefully and said:
''Iack. yohr backing is irresistible.
Como up here tomorrow. and I'll have
u place Tor you"
The liext day Colonel John w Dade
was appointed keeper of the Federal
prison of the District of Columbia
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07

4 negro. hJvin- Wuu 30 d'lHt 20 50
crap game. decided To- >lwud it "n ha'-
ing his fortune told The ioruw'
teller led him into q .luomf room UHh
dirty hangincS and misty u,d l.ni>
She took his palm traced IL With 90
dollar. spread ont her cards ad tuca
said:
you are very fond ot music. you
Ike chicken; ron have won moucy 40
craps. and you have been in Jail
The negro looked M her with hulgiu-
eyes and finally calculated.
"Mah goodness. hdy-why. yn' Jest
read nah inmost th0ucht>"-l.X
change.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
List ! Dry Smoker.

List WAS dry smoker ~ "a peculiar
type. Mas>enet. Who knew him well
in his later wears. tells us that List
cor'd NOT PLAY unless De- had a cigar
To- bis month which hc newer troubled
Co. hghi lie worll ~it down to the
piano with - ci-ar between h's teeth
and Keep murchiu- DO aii fhe time De
p,1yci When The ri-ar WAS quite
eat,n rf' t'-e aifs- would ri.. from the
in~isr.lrlt exhausted.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
sews OF The Town and vilIsge TsId Bdefb
* ~ '-sS ssv bay READER

q 81 = ~ sSs bay Reader ~ =
Martin Cravensis In New York on
business sAa es4s 4es4tls@
Mrs. j. II. Inesons dancing class
onisht in n. f. o. p. hall eight TO
ten.
Miss Sarah Mann and her mother
Of Arlington are passing the day in
The village.
Mir. and Mrs. b. ! Brooks viii
leave tomorrow for atyisit in Troy
and Sahuy'eryille,
c.. NJ, Lambert and son have Just
completed the Form for rhansoleum
at Old bennington cemetery
THE Iron Woman" by Margaret
Deland author of Awakening of
Helen Richie" now so cents at
Evans. ADV.
A deg, or two more of weather like
Yesterday and today viii make The
prove bal Indian summer in Novem-
Der an right.
George II. Elwell of North Ben
ning,eli has bought a building lot on
Stod street in Remington upon
&hlch nc will build Il double tene-
menc
The Bennipgion machine works
has the contract for the equipment
Of glazing mill for the American
Powder company at Concord juno
ton, Mass.
Miss Abbie Mallory. who has
mssed geye al months IN Denver,
Oh, las Angeles, and Pasadena,
al, has returned TO her home in
Bennington
Daniel Robinson OF Old Benning-
ON closes his residence Under
wood" today, and viii go to New
York, where he has an apartment at
the Great American hotel.
Congressman Flank l.. Greene was
1 }isi,or in Bennington Thursday
and was warmly greeted by his many
trlends. lie does not expect TO re
urn to Washington until. the lIAl- .ol
December.
Req Joseph Robinson OF Old Ben
nington mas returned from New York
whittier he was called few days
ago to see his mother, who was very
III. Mr5 robinson died soon al er
Ills arrival.
Richard Kellogg and family, who
nave been occupying the family home
stead du ing The summer, viii pass u
portion of the winter in Williams.
own, where his sister Mrs fAlrl
ne resides.
Tie Daughters OF the American
Revolution viii be entertained by
Miss Mary Cone and Miss t. Eliza
beth Norton at Miss Cones home
IN Tuesday afternoon, Nov IL at
$50 O'clock
MIS-. Charles L. Pate SOB or one
Bennington Is hay ing her simmer
'esiGence painted. The building Vas
he former home OF In. Ileman sGiIe
me OF Bennlngions most prominent
Physicians in the sos.
Eugene O'Dell of Petersburg, a
section hand employed BY the Rus,
land railroad, dropped dead while
at work in the local yard Thursday
afternoon The, remains we're remov
ed to his home in the evening.
Mrs, Charles r. Patterson of Old
Bennington VIII close her honse
here about THANKSGIVING to go 10
Augusta, Ca, where she has rented
a hanse for the white. She will be
accompanied by her daughter, Mrs
l.puis +. Hopkins and Miss Betty
hopkins,
Gooigc Gregg stayed Ia the Ayrca
}Gt,agc in Dunnvtllc last hight Hei
o,day Mr.. Gregg put every hing IN
otde for deer hunters WHO viii be
entertained here during the open
seastn, which begins Monday. Mr
Aytcs has installed . big fire place.
and bnilt on large addition 20 his
mountain hahltation.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07

by lnST hiDS YOU way t>HCFs li'+'''t
Umbrellas sometimes ~pcIk "ui,r
than words The travelling l.n-'i o.
nan had become 50 cusnoi"liiHu ilUti
the umbrella member could uni aa 'r,
customer was English uuili Gee np"ns'
the umbrella Then hr'>.,id
English, | suppose: Au2iwa. '"H
umbrella is Umbrellas ha,r Ills
tinct nationality. especially NHrirHu
and English umbrellas a., inrt rih~
you may know iheu Amcroiu uu
5rellas are best provided With thn~r
supports Il intended lor q ml, 400
American umbrella ha> u'ur d.~ %
FOR gentleman ten cor even twelve. n-
against eight ribs iu Eusl.>h uwrr
as far either sex Even th.~ uumurr
-enrrsents a biz cat iu tllr ai1iuuN Oh.
IN American umbrella. Wluvh iurmcr
~ contained twelve or iiflcvu ribs Inr
a woman ANA aS high us twenty tor %
gentleman e. New York sun
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
Mhsre Ma Was Strict.

Little Girl-My mamma is awful
strict. Is yours? little Boy-orful.
Little Girl-But she lets you go any
where you want TO and Little Boy
Oh. she amt strict with me. Little
Glrl-Then who is she strict with2
Little Boy-Pa.i 80 rni
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
Loves Paradox.

Lave results in many paradoxical
vtuations," remarked the professor
What Is ones"
Ia Keep the. love OF another one
must return it.":-Buffalo Express.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
Educational.

There is only one occasion when a
business education is more preferable
for woman than housekeeping abili-
ty, and that is when she has a hus-
band To- support-New Orleans pica-
yuue.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
Just az Re Ennnoted.

His Daughtcr-Thi> paper SAYS that
Mr MiiliouS died mjc>tate Her Ia
I expected il the minuit hecri thcn
do-torS was soin' to operate on him -
Puck.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-11-07
Inrhi, Ran;d An.

Mammals good little boy wnnt a
alice OF bread iandT-
"Oh. mother. cut out that sort OF
thing. I'm nearly four years old
Chicago Tribune.