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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-05-13

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-05-13

Clarissa: Yes. there are many so-called
''chin-reducers'' made. but ! cannot rec
ommend any special one. For hesh-reduc-
ton see reply To Olive.
Betty Deans Beauty Book. &.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
MUST LOVE THE LITTLE FOLK
Otherwise the Girl Who Adopts Pro.
session Of Chiidren's Nurse
viii Not Succeed.

The great essention for any girl
adopting the profession of childrens
nurse is that she must have great
love for the wee folk, to be able to
enter into their feelings, to sympa-
thize with their sorrows and joys. A
child's nurse must not be a cynic
She must know the importance Of lit
tie things to children, must know
that the molehills of grown-ups are
the mountains of boys and girls. Now
adays the children's nurse must be a
comrade and companion as wen as
mentor to her young charges, but the
latter role must never be over-empha
sized.
II is well, too, for any girl desiring
to become nurse Of this kind to go
somewhere and obtain the proper
training for the position. 1t is big
advantage when seeking employment.
Briefly, the nurse of children must
he able to superintend the children's
health. their good, their clothes and
their lessons-not at all onerous du
ties to the girl who is fond of chill
dren.-TXchange
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
WOULDN'T TAKE ANY CHANCES
Woman Surely Could Not Be Accused
of Having Any Lack of
Caution.

One day very nervous, tlmid-lOok'
ing woman, accompanied by a robust
farmer, appeared On the platform of a
little railway at remote country
town For time she devoted her at
tention to the time table, but she did
not find there the information she
sought, and she stepped up to the sta
ton master as he came cut of the
office.
viii you please tell me If the three
fifteen train has gone YETI" she asked,
in apparent concern.
Yes, about twenty minutes ago." he
replied.
And when will the four-thirty be
along. do you Think"
Why, not for some time yet, of
course"
Are there any expresses before
then?"
Not one"
ANY freight trains?"
mo"
Nothing at all?"
Nothing whatever"
Are you quite sure?'
Certainly | am, or wouldn't have
said so"
Then" said the timid woman, turn
ing to her husband, Il think we'll
cross the tracks, William. Youths
Companion.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
In A SHADOW.
TN a S1AUUW.
invete-ate Tea OrInker Feared Par.
alysis.

Steady use of either tea or coffee
often produces alarming symptoms as
the poison (caffeine) contained in
these beverages acts with more po-
tency in some persons than in others.
Il was never coffee drinker,"
writes an Ill. woman, 'but tea drink
er. was very nervous, had frequent
spells Of sick headache and heart
trouble, and was subject at times to
severe attacks of bilious collie.
mo end Of sleepless nights-would
have spells at night when my right
side would get numb and tingle like
thousand needles were pricking my
flesh. At times could hardly put my
tongue out of my mouth and my right
eye and ear were affected.
"The doctors told me I was liable to
become paralyzed at any time, so l
was in constant dread. took no end
Of medicine--all to no good.
1.-THE doctors told me to quit using
tea, but / thought | could not live
without it-that it was my only stay.
/ had been tea drinker for twenty.
five years: was under the doctors
care for fifteen.
about six months ago, I finally
quit tea and commenced to drink
Postum.
Il have never had ono soo'l of sick
headache since and only che light
attack of bilious collie. Have quit hav.
ing those numb spells at night, sleep
we'll and my heart is getting stronger
all the time" Name given upon re-
quest.
Postum now comes in concentrated
powder form, called Instant Postum
1t is prepared by stirring a level tea
spoonful in cup of hot water, adding
sugar to taste, and enough cream tc
bring the color to golden brown.
Instant Postum IL convenient;
there's no waste; and ths flavor is al
ways uniform. Sold by spacers every
where.
A Soup trial tin mailed COR grocer;
name and 2-cent stamp tor postage
/ Postum Cereal Co., Ltd, Hsttle Greek
| Mich.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
CRUST COVERED BABY'S HEAD

$50 Brunswick St., Baltimore, Md
"NIy babys face broke out in pimples,
which after bathing would weep and
form scabs until his head and face
were completely covered with crust
and his hair all fell out. It was cross
and would not sleep. Each day it
spread until his entire face and head
were covered with weeping sores. l
tried several prescriptions, but did not
find any relief Then decided to try
Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
after using them two or three
times the sores dried up and after a
hall dozen applications all dishgure-
ment disappeared. In less than three
weeks the sores and scales were conf
pletely gone, and baby's skin as
smooth and clear as when lie was first
born. Cuticura Soap and Ointment
cured him" (Signed) Mrs. Lottie v.
Steinwedel, Jan. IA, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32.p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston"
ADV.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Healthy Old Age Is What
DR.. Hartman Advocates

take a cold water towel bath every
morning, winter and Summer. IL Is
these things that have kept me Wen
and strong. You could just as well
and strong as am if yca would DO as
do.
You may ask, do never get slcG.
have | never had Occ. sion to take
medicine at all? Yes, have got SICK.
Sometimes | feel little touch OF Gil
matte trouble, like cold, malaria,
slight catarrhal symptoms, but my
only medicine is Peruna. | always
keep a bottle CT Peruna in the house.
| keep bottle of Peruna on my desk
in my office. Once in a while | take
some. | do not take 1t habitualiy.
Take it only when | feel little out OF
sorts. One swallow will perhaps be
all that will be necessary, but 1t Is
always handy by.
1t is sorry sight to see the young
men Of today begin to peter out phys
icalIy when they ought to be in the
glory Of their manhood and the heigh,
of their vigor Eat plain food. Live
frugally. Give up all weakening
habits. Live as God intended you to
live. Take Peruna when you do not
feel as we'll as usual
II you want me to l will send You
a book which will tell you a great
many more things about yourself and
about matters that may be OF great
value to you. Enclose two-cent
stamp for postage and the book will
be sent in a plain wrapper and you
will not be troubled with any follow
up letters or advertisements.
Peruna is for sale at all drug stores.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21


men Of today have just such symp.
toms as you describe. What does it
mean?
LOOK at me. l am eighty-two years
oio' Sound as a nut. Tough as hick.
Dry DO not know what it is to be
tlred. While | cannot do as much
physical work as l used to when a
young man, /! can do a great deal
Probably twice as much as the aver
age young man Of today.
What has kept me so strong and
well? | will tell you. | do not use
tobacco. | do not use alcoholic slim
ulants. I do not use tea or coffee
habltually. l go to bed early. get
up early. | am always doing some
thing; something that occupies my
body and mind. l love to work I
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Got His Answer.

Standing by the entrance of large
estate in the suburbs of Dublin are
two huge dogs carved out of granite.
An Englishman going by in hack
thought he would have some fun with
the Irish driver.
How often, Jack, do they feed those
two big dogs"
Whenever they bark, SIR" was the
straight-faced reply
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
4 GENEROUS GIFT
Free 10 Readers Of This Paper

Professor Munyon has just issued a
most useful almanac containing a number
Of his best essays. including the two won.
derful articles, Don't Be CipherY and
"The Power of Love-" The almanac also
contains illustrated instructions for Char.
acter Reading, gives the meaning of your
birth month. tie Interpretation of dreams.
complete weather forecasts for the North.
ern States, Pacific Slope and Southern
States. In fact, it is a magazine almanac.
1t will bsscnt you absolutely free. With
i we will include any one full-sze 25e.
Munyon Remedy, our rheumatism Rem
edy fer rheumatism, our Kidney Remedy
fer kidney trouble, our Dyspepsia Rem
edv for indigestion. our Paw Paw Pills for
biliousness or constipation. Not a penny
to pay. Address The Munyon Remedy
Company. Philadelphia, Pa.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
GirliSh Scheme,

Your daughter plays some very 70.
bust pieces"
She's got beau in the par'or,"
growled Pa Wombat, and that loud
music is to drown the sound OF her
mother washing the dishes. Louis
vile Courier-Journal
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Cruel to Be Kind.

What makes you carry that horri-
BILE Shrek machine for an automobile
signal?"
For humane reasons" replied Mr.
Chuggins. IF l can paralyze a per
son with fear he will keep still and ]
can run IT, one side of him"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Stunn.

BELLA, have you any engagement
for next"
"Mr. Squinchley, my name is Miss
Blim."
Yes, and from the present outlook
it's likely to be Miss Bfim as long as
you live"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Sarcasm Wasted.

Cook-There's no use, sorr, can't
stand the missus.
Master (sarcastically)--lt's a pity,
Bridget, that | couldn't have selected
a wife to suit you.
CoOk-Sure, sorr, we all make mis-
takes.-Boston Evening Transcript.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Corrected.

"Bliggins always knows the lateIt
story"
Not the latest" replied Mis- Cay.
enne, YEARLY. 1.-The longest. Wash
ingtOn Star
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
WARMING to Women.

Very Meek Husband just finished
writing your speech for the club.
Marian.
His Wife mot so meek)-What's
the subject?
Very Meek Man-"The lady who will
strike her husband is no man
Satire.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

ee h ere.
young man, |
heard you COM
planning t h 9
other day Of be-
ing nerv gu 5.
sleepless. brain
tagged, and the
like. A young
man, hardly in
the zenith of
your lie, COM
planning Of such
things.
And this is
very c o m mon,
too. You are
not the only
one. Pro b ably
three out Of four
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
His Position.

He was minister Of the old schoo
and was catechizing the children Or
their biblical knowledge. who wa
Isaac?" at length he asked. "please
sir" replied small girl eagerly
please. sir, he was Rebekah's man
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Books Sneak.

Books carry with them a charm of
their own. They speak of cosy indraw.
lngs about the evening lamp. Few
Things add SO much of warmth and
liVeableness to room as shelves of
used" books,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
SaYinn Time

Roosevelt Named for 1916" But
why stop there? Why not for 1920.
la24 and 1928? 1t would save both
time and the cost Of holding coayen.
aons'-New York Evening Post.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Not Long to Wait.

Rumble-Why didn't you get on the
water wagon?
Rumble-No seats left.
Bumble-Oh. well. If yor persist II
the notion, you will find seat later
Judge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

Removing Grease From Paint.
A paste made from ordinary whiting
applied wet and permitted to dry be
fore it is rubbed off, will remove
grease from paint without injurins
the latter.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
No Chance.

81 saw young Sappley the other
day."
We'll, did he look like himself"
"Yec; still Insignificant.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
ILLUSTRATIVE Case.

"Why are those two affinities?"
81 don't know, unless it is because
she is dove-eyed and he is pig ION
toed"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
OUINIhE AND IR0N.THE MOST
.EFFECTuAL GENERAL TohIC|
Groves Tasteless chill Tonic Combines both
in Tasteless form. The Outline drives :
GU, Malaria and the Iron builds up
the System. For Adults and
Children.

You know what you are taking when
YOU take GROVES TASTELESS chill
IONIC, recognized for 80 years through,
out the South as the standard Malaria,
Chill and Fever Remedy and General
Strengthening Tonic. It is as strong as
the strongest bitter tonic, but you do not
taste the bitter because the ingredients
do not dissolve in the mouth but do dis
solve readily in the acids Of the stomach.
Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean
it. Soc.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

Red Cross Ball Blue will wash double as
many clothes as any other blue. Don't
put your money into any other. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
The world likes good loser, espe
ciai1y if it gets some of his money.

To Relieve the Pain OF q Burn Instantly
and take out all inflammation in one day, Apply Inc
wonderful, old reliable DIR. PORTERS ANTlSEf-
TIC HEALING OIL. Relieves pain and heals at
the same tire. gc, Soc, $780,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

Speaking of human dynamos.
there is a man who has everything
charged.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

Constipation causes many serious diseases.
1t Is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. One laxative, three for
cathartic. ADV.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
RELIEVES PAIN And HEALS
At THE SAME Time
The Wonderful, OLD Reliable Dr.. Poner's
Antiseptic Healing Oil. Prevents Blood
Poisoning. An Antiseptic Surgical
Dressing discovered by an Old
RR. SURGEON,

Thousands Of families know it alrc DIV,
and trial will convince you that Or.
PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING
OIL is the most wonderful remedy ever
for Wounds, Burns, Old Sores,
Ulcers, Carbuncles, Granulated Eye Lids,
Sore Throat, Skin or Scalp Diseases and
all wounds and external diseases whether
slight or serious. Continually people are
finding new uses for this famous old
remedy. Guaranteed by your Druggist.
We mean it. 2Sc. Soc. Sl.O0
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
The Process,

How can milk trust be inyesti-
gated?"
by pumping the witnesses"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

Competition may be the life of
trade. but it's tough on the jealous
lover.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

After a struggling man succeeds in
marrying an neiress he gives uD the
struggle.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

Mrs. Winslowa Soothing Syrup for Children
t.ethiug, softcu3 the gums, reduces iutlamnliL-
tion,allays paiH,curcs wind coic PC u bott!e-ti.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Wanted IA Know.

81 don't like to carow bouquets at
myself. but do think have excellent
taste"
"Am | to consider that as pro.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

However, the man who knows just
how to manage woman never tried
{t
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

PILES CURED IN 8 TO IL DAYS
Your druggist will refund money IL PAZO OlNT
MENT fails to cure any case OF Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or ProtrudnG Piles In 70 Ia days. 50c.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

Silence IS the college yell of the
school OF experience.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
Proof Positive.

How did the new play go?"
Like a breeze"
Then somebody raised the wind
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21
FREE ADVICE
TO SICK WOMEN
Thousands HaveBeenHelped
BY Common Sense
Suggestions.
Women suffering from any form Of
female ills are invited to communicate

c~c~n promptly with the
SN%SMS%Q[p woman's private
M% &sSA\M correspondence de-
~ gae& W partment Of the Ly-
II WV dia E. Pinkham Med
II ~ y icine Co., Lynn,
G A.a--%W M Mass. Your letter
MN Gs&s@EAW will be opened, read
(SESSlEypG0 and answered by a
i75N E'FTNka1M woman and held in
strict confidence. A woman can freely
talk of her private illness to woman
thus has been established confidential
correspondence which has extended over
many years and which has never been
broken. Never have they published
testimonial or used letter without the
written consent of the writer, and never
has the Company allowed these conf
Dental letters to get out of their pos
session, as the hundreds of thousands
of them in their files will attest
Out Of the vast volume of experience
which they have to draw from, it is more
than possible that they possess the very
knowledge needed in your case. Moth
ing is asked in return except your good
will, and their advice has helped thou
sands. Surely any woman, rich or poor,
should be glad to take advantage of this
generous offer of assistance. Address
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., lcon-
fidentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Every woman ought to have
Lydia e. Pinkham's 8O-page
Text Book. 1t is not book for
general distribution, as it is too
expensive. 1t is free and only
Obtainable by mail. Write for
1t today.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

BROMO OUIN,Nr
Of W. GROVE box Cures Cold Csc
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-03-21

Day dreams are more pleasan. than
profitable, unless one gets busy and
converts them into fact
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-01-09
SHOULD NOT BE SECRETARY.
James J. Hill is too big man

James J. Hill is too big man to
go into the cabinet of the president
elect. The ripeness Of Mr.. Hills
years and Judgment, his experience
as an empire builder, his knowledge
of agriculture, and the wealth of his
disposition and means, all conspire to
give him position of unique honor
and usefulness as a private citizen.
Such man in private life can do a
work for. his country greater than he
could accomplish in any bureaucratic
position where his usefulness would
he hampered by public expediency or
governmental red tape. Northwest
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-01-09
MEETING THE SITUATION.

II has been within only the last
year that North Dakotans have been
thoroughly aroused to the fact that
this state, rich In resources and
wealth, has an agricultural problem.
AT the present time there are few
farmers and business mn who do not
sec that North Dakota, like the older
middle states, must of necessity
change from the production of small
cereals and nothing else to diversified
farming-that the farmer cannot Ion
ger rely OH wheat, barley, oats and
flax. This does not mean that it
no longer pays to raise wheat III
North Dakota because it does. Bur
it does not near that the most fertile
soil in the world cannot be depleted
definitely without replenishing it. II
means that GRO! S other than small
cereals must be grown that the rails.
ing of corn, clover, alfalfa and dairy
ing and cattle raising must supple
ment the production of small cereals.
But the satisfying feature of the
whole situation is that it is being
intelligently met by all classes fer
there must be cooperation of bust
nessman, barker and farmer il this
transition is to he accomplished with.
cut depression and economic loss.
The Better Farming association and
other agencies are aiding the farmer
in making the transition without
those costly experiments that his
predecessors were compelled to
make. The Formers clubs, where
methods are discussed and expert
ences compared, are most important
agencies. Altogether the year Of 1913
comes in with unusual possibilities
or constructive development. II
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-01-09

The parcels post will give the
country merchant a delivery system
as good as that of the city mail or
der house. The catalog house will
learn that the 100 pound freight ship
ments will no longer induce the Gus
toner to Increase his order in order
to save freight and the country mer-
chant who advertises right, ought TO
build up greater business than ever
When the self binder made its ap-
pearance there was great consterna-
ticn among laboring men who feared
that many would be thrown out of en-
ployment. Every step of progress
seemingly Injuries some class. hut the
obstacles are always surmounted and
the old world goes on. The country
merohant should have no fear OF.
the parcels post. Get busy and make
use Of It.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-01-09

were stacked against me, but l got Il
better deal last season and made
some money. Look at the wealthy
Red River valley farmers. They
made their money plunging. The
theory of Investigation is all right
but life is too short for me to prac-
tice it. I'm either going to make or
break am an optimist. Ten years
ago thought I'd be a millionaire
long before this. but I missed my cal
culations. Give me a fair chance
next year and I'll make killing"
These men are after results and
its possible that 10th Of them will
succeed. The farming game isn't
played exactly alike by any two in
dividuals.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-01-09
new CORPORATIONS

p. D. Norton, secretary Of state,
reports the following new corpora
tons, organized in the state for which
charters have been granted out Of
his Office, since Dec. l..
Stacy Bismarck Co., Bismarck,
1surleigh county, capital stock $4,000
incorporators: E. P. Nash, and w.
X. Nash, Minneapolis, and H. B.
Finch, Grand Forks. Filed Dec. 20.
Stacy Lake Co., Devils Lake, Ram
sey county, capital stock, $4,000; in.
corporators: w. X. Nash and +. p.
Nash, Minneapolis, and H. B. Finch,
Grand Forks. Filed Dec. 20.
New Rockford Grocery Co., New
Rockford, Eddy county, capital stock
100000; incorporates: F. p. Nash,
W. p. Nash. both Of Minneapolis. ana
II. b. Finch, Grand Forks. Filed
Dec. 20.
lpeT FARMING Co., M1not, Ward
county. capital stock, $4,000; incor.
porators: Geo. W. Kemper Erik K
isamstad and M. R. Porter, all Of
Minot. N. D. Filed Dec. "a.
Northern Btiquetting Co., Minot.
Ward county, capital stock $500 600
incorporators: Herman Winterer
Hugh Mcdonald, Valley City, and !
NJ Davis. Minot, N. D. Filed Dec. "a
Minot Implement Co.. Minot, Ward
county. capital stock 100000; incor-
porators: Carl B. Swanson. Ninot:
'coth OF Minneapolis. MINI. Filed
Geo. P. Schultz ana J. Willis Jones.
Dec. 10.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-01-09
A new ailment in the FRIDAYS ma,

A new ailment in the Fridays pa,
pers. The doctors have discovered a
weakness among rich folks, and they
diagnose It is the "auto foot" So
much speeding in the autos has put
the foot out Of business, these pam.
pered sons and daughters will not
walk, and the feet are losing their
power. Heroic treatment d neces
sary. Burn or sell the machine, get
q pair Of heavy stogies, trot i've miles
a day, and these useful members will
resume their normal condition. The
feet were made to walk. They are
not for ornament.
Don't be afraid to be kicker.
That IS the only way to get things