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The Washington times., 1913-09-19


NAN wtlook anywhere for the
~ why girl has refused him.
The modern, girls ideal man. is one pho is genius enough
make lot of and fool enough to throw her,
The marriage ties begin bind first bride dis
soiped lopeydope down to breakfast
four ahead of her, and the first time bridegroom
sumed NTH wrath because his pey wets wants to stay in bed
and let him his'breakfast aH-aloney. ..
perfect of teeth been the whereby many
has acquired reputation for the ability to ee joke
When man asks girl wife, these days of holeproo
socks apartments and chorus girls she has revelation Of
writing anyhows Emerson has said everything
SAYING Shakespeare has portrayed human emotion Mak
sated everything amusing Swiuburne has
meter Gn and Laura Jean Lbbey have done the re
of things puzzles the in lone the
problem of where he w find place which to spend his evenings
so pleasantly after he has married the girl
girl is sometimes so dazzled by engagement ring that for
her, much of her thrill her fdnces
whch insists keeping his nie in the
straight pa you wou fancy that Heaven womans
club and Hades exclusively a stag affair."
If married would tell their wives that "ha of their
periences keep themselves instead OF the halt they
usually ong dull epenngs famHe would be
considerably enipened
When man girl marry him he deliberately taking
off his shield bukler and his halo and handing them in
change fora kiss.
feeling of sickness that almost akin to
uhen articles how hold husbands love-
The of lore that has to be hed isn't worth holding
No completely happy unless he is little bit in
unless somebody Just little bit love NTH her,
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
THE WHITE SLAVE ACT.

Diggs and Caminetti have been convicted and
sentenced to fines and prison. The Mann white $! I'VE
act has been vndicated far beyond the hopes of its
authors the common sense view Of Federal legis-
laticn
The commerce clause of the Constitution has been
a good deal stretched, but never more than when
the Federal Government made Federal crime of
immoral conduct with incident of interstate trans
portation involved in it. The law was intended, Of
course, to meet the organized, syndicated traffic in
women for vice. 1t was never designed for such
cases these of Diggs and Caminett, and ought
not again to apply to them. Such matters should be
left to the States
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
JOSEPH w. FOLK.

Every time President Wilson is able to draft
some man like Joseph w. Folk into his Administra-
tion he is doing something to strengthen it in the
confidence of people, of whatever party, who want
good government.
Mr.. Folk is one of the men whose leadership
contributed much to making possible a new and
better order of political thought He has proved
that he not only thinks right but knows how to per-
form. He is going to be solicitor of the State De-
partment and while there will be some mystery as
to how of his parts is induced to accept post
involving modest an emolument, there will be
much satisfaction the assurance that the former
governor is again to be in public life.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

or for making improper promises for votes, or for
anything wrong he had done. He being pun
ished because of the right he had done when he
wouldn't let the bosses of his party work their own
sweet will with him and with the governorship and
government of New York
There never was binder political folly or denser
political stupidity than for the machine not to see
that, whether Sulzer good bad guilty or nno-
cent, the public could not fail to know why the
mans political life being taken.
There was never anything binder and stupider
than that and if the politicians couldn't realize It
when they set out to make end of Sulzer, they
must in spite of all their density, have realized the
full truth on Tuesday when they found their own
nfuriated party smashing their machine right and
left on primary day.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
THE PRIMARIES AND THE IMPEACH.
MENT.

Right on the eve of the impeachment courts
opening in New York, a State primary was held
The results of that primary, within the Democratic
party, cannot but give pause to those Democratic
machnists who have set about to drive Sulzer from
Office.
The outcome of the impeachment has been all
but certain from the beginning Murphy and his pals
have decreed that Sulzer shall 20. 1t will take a
near-mirace TO save him.
And just as the solemn proceedings of the Court
of Impeachment are about to begin, what happens in
the primaries? In district after district throughout
the State the masses of the Democratic party have
gone the polls and turned down the very leaders
vho at Murphy's bidding, have lent themselves to
the job of destroying Sulzer.
Ii is very unusual cause which will take the
rank and file of the Democratic party to the primaries
in rebellion against the machine. As rule when
they wish to strike at their own organization they
wait until election day. But this week there we're
Democratic uprisngs at the primaries. They did
not wait for election day; they kicked out their
machine leaders on primary day.
1t was in this way that the rank and file of Demo-
Gratis gave their warning to the machine just as the
impeachment court was ready to assemble to try the
man whose trial had been forced by politicians be-
cause he had dared defy their orders.
They did their work to show the machine that its
own party members hadE't been fooled any more by
the impeachment of Sulzer than Progressives and
Republicans had been fooled. If they were shocked
that the charges against Sulzer could seem to be
substantiated before the assembly, they we're ont
ragged to know that those charges brought
against Sulzer by the politicians until after he had
resisted their will.
That's what aroused the wrath of Democrats as
we'll as the disgust of other They didn't have
to pass upon the guilt innocence of Sulzer to
know that he wasn't being punished because he mis-
appropriated campaign funds, or for committing
perjury, or because he gambled in the stock Market
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
HOW EASY TO BE GREAT!

Some men are born great, some achieve great
ness, and others have things coming their way in
handbaskets from the cradle to the grave.
Take the case of the Hon. Lawrence Y. Sire man,
of Illinois, short-term Senator and candidate for
election next year.
Senator Sherman's leading opponents, as thus
and Roger Sullivan, Democrat!
The Senator ought not to need a nomination, a
party, record, or a campaign fund. We don't know
very accurately whether he has any of these things.
In such a mess, we are for him anyhow.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
NOT SOOTHING TO PRIDE.

1t is something of jolt to national pride that
Secretary Daniels has decided to buy British turbines
for the greatest American battleshp to be built
No doubt they will promptly become naturalized
and do their work as we'll as American turbines. We
have no fear whatever that they might prove
treacherous on account of their foreign origin.
But the fact that they cost but slightly more than
one-thrd as much as American turbines of the same
pattern is disconcertng reminder that, big we
are and able to do so many things, we are behind
the British in an important detail of naval equipment
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Smiling at Misfortune
BY Sophie Irene Loeb.

(fT AUGH At misfortune" said
DR.. W. McDousan, of OK
ford, before the stern, seri-
ous-minded scientists assem-
blsd In BIRMINGHAM. England Laugh
ter b q benencent provision whereby .
mass Of minor suffering, which would
otherwise depress humanity, Is turned
into . stimulant. promoting well-be-
Ing" he says.
This learned professor further urges
that II everybody would actually dis
play . sense Of mirth and take such
view Of their own and other peoples
troubles. this tendency would alleviate
exaggeration Of trials and Affections,
II not eventually remove them
While man can't very well be
happy over losing his Job, yet to
plunge into deep grief over the inev-
liable aud things that are past never
got anybody anything but wrinkles
. little "amen corner by themselves
But laughter Is an unfailing magnet.
Il always draws. It Ii the enc human
element that We are born with. though
many OF u try to smother It and put
scientist had evidently studied the hu-
man In summing up his broad state
ment. Tho little child who falls and 10
about to set up q painful cry will look
up at you, and II you are laughing
over it he takes his ''cue" from you
and his loud lament turns into q laugh.
Why? Because his viewpoint has
changed. He has made mirth of his
misfortune. We are all children at best,
and II we but cultivate q standard to
change our sorrowful viewpoint at least
into a smiling one. even that very effort
may be rewarded In getting a new light
on how to meet It. At all events. most
people look at troubles through micro
scope Some Of Us complain Of trouble
as II 1t were . stepchild. and yet nurse
1t carefully as our very own
There are two kinds Of rouble-tho
kind you have and the kind you
haven't. There are but few Of the first
sort, but Of the second there In no end
For as q wise old man said. II am an
old .man. have had many troubles.
but most Of them never happened" Tho
funny thing about trouble II that there
by the tail and hinging II into the back
yard. A man who has no so-called
troubles never has anything.
Troubles are q manifestation that nA-
ture wants you to get busy and do
The energy you waste on
worry over troubles drains the vitality
and makes you less At for the sffay. It
multiplies the drug stores and enable0
the patent medicine folk to i've on FIFTH
avenue. -.
Trouble. the tempest in the teapot.
should be settled" speedily 50 that each
may have his cup Of life moro clear.
And II mirth will do II. on with the
laugh.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Is Your Name Hugh Williams?
Then You'll Never Die at Sea

day of deliverance from what had
seemed certain death.
But the superstition that no Hugh
Williams can become Ncptune's victim
is far older than that. In August. 1S2o
II pleasure boat of the Thames collided
with another vessel and went down.
There were twenty-five persons on
board. most of them children, and all
were drowned save one. Hugh Williams.
a lad of six
Another similar case was that of the
Menal. ferryboat which piled across
the straits of Dover. In l1S5 this craft
was caught in a gale and went down.
Sixty persons were drowned and only
one was saved, an old gentleman named
Hugh Williams.
\ similar instance is recorded at an
even earlier date. In 1904 "A vessel was
WI. cked on the Isle OF Man with eighty
persons on board. one was saved-Hugh
Williams, Who can explain il? The
Cass are apparently authentic.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Too Tender Hearted.

~ HEY had been talking as they
walked through the le3fy groves
Of Cherokee Park. She had re-
marked pathetically:
"Oh. 1t must be terrible to man to
be rejected by woman"
Indeed 1t must" was his response
Then, after a while. with sympathetic
ingenuousness, she exclaimed:
1T doesn't seem that 1 could ever
have the heart to do II"
And then came q silence between them
as he thought it over.-Louisville Times.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
What's on the Program, in
Washington Today

Washington VS.. Detroit. 60
p m.
MeetingS-evening:
Observation-Disclosures. No. 5, and Iebanaf,
No !. Hiram, No. 10. Royal Arch
Chapter. Columbia, No. :, knights
Templar Martha, No. 1. Eastern Star.
Odd Fellows-Central, No. l; MeIropu-
lis, No. Is. and Phoenix. No. y. Ma
genenu. No. l. encampment; Miriam.
No. g. Rs5ekah
knights of Pythias-Syracuse: No. 10.
and Rathbone-Superior, No. g. Rath-
bone Temple. No. s, Pythian Sisters.
Red Men-Seneca Tribe, No. IL, and
Mineola Tribe. No. A.
ADJUSTMENTS
Polrs-"The Man Who Owns Broad.
way" s:l5 and Sis D. m.
Academy-"One Day." Sis p. m.
Eeith's-Vaudeville, 2:15 and Sis D. m
Columbia-"Quo Vadis." els and sis
u. IN.
Cosmos-Vaudevil'e
Casino-Vaudeville.
Gayety-"London Bellies" 2:lS ami Sis
n N
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Newspaper office humor

Newspaper office humor:
Phone bell rings.
Hello"
Hello"
Can you tell me where the Detroit
club is stopping?"
Yes"
"Where?''
Sixth place"
Thanks"
Don't mention it."
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

WE'LL BE THE GOAT: WHAT'S THE
ANSWER?
From the New Haven. Mo-; "Leader"O
At outs with a very large number Of our
town inhabitants through seemingly occult
methods OF business policy. he appears now
to be turning his attention to bedraggiing
and reducing the interests OF the farmers
in order to stave of little while longer the
stranzling that usually follows the utterly
hopeless saving power OF straws that float
with the jetsam and iotsam on the surface
of the commercial streams and which ulti-
mately remorselessly swallow the perverse
and needless victim
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
The Lesser Evil.

GENTLEMAN from the North
n was enjoying the excitement Of
~ a bear hunt down in Mississippi
The bear was surrounded in a
small cane thicket The dogs could not
get the bear out. and the planter. who
was at the head OF the hunt, called to
one Of the negroes:
Sam. go in there and get that bear
out"
The negro hesitated for a moment and
then plunged into the cane. A few mo-
ments later the negro. the bear and the
dogs were rolling upon the ground out
side. After the nunt was over the WIS.,
Itor said to the negro:
Were you afraid to go into that
thicket with that bear?'
"Capn," replied the negro. 1T was
Jest dis way: 1 neber had met dat bar,
but I was pussonally 'quainted wild de
old boss. so 1 Jest naturally took dat
b'ar."-Montreal Herald.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Good Stories
Interested.

~ UsBAND (at the police station)-
~ They say you have caught the
fellow who robbed our house
night before last.
Sergeant-Yes. Do you want to see
see him?
Husband-Sure! I'd like to talk to
him. 1 want to know how he got In
without waking my wife. I've been
trying to do that for the last twenty
years.-Judge.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

MONG the many English seafar-
~ ing men there is tradition that
n no man blessed with the name
of Hugh Williams will ever die
az sed-a tradition based on one of the
most remarkable series of condolences
ever recorded in the logs of those who
60 down 10 the sea in ships.
The last and the most remarkable in
stance of this immunity Of the Hugh
Williamses from death at sea occurred
in 1889. when coal barge was caught
in a storm in the North Sea and went
down.
There were nine men on board. and al
were los. except two, who were uncle
ard nephew and each of whom was
named Hugh Williams For vars after
ward the relatives of the fortunate men
held a yearly reunion to celebrate the
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
TO THE NIGHT WIND.

Ey STANFORD J.. O'HARRA.
saw at another time
You picked up leaves of every kind.
saw you gather all the leaves
To dance in ragtime for your breeze;
saw you lift the lady's skirt
And eyes of men you filled with dirt.
oh. naughty wind. you're bad too,
But the wind still means. its you, its
YOU
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
IRRTTATIOSS.

Among the million things or so
That tend to get me going.
The most inspiring one knou
Is Ther torn lining lets mn arm. In
bef,ccen the dermis and epider-
mis- Of my coat sleeve phsn
I'm trying to dress in q hurry
-rhich I dlpdys am uhen I
am trying to dress
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

We are anything but accurate where
time is concerned. but it strikes us
the centennial of the Perry centennial
celebration cannot he overly far away.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

Il continue that verse-prose method"
adds o. w. L., because il not only
helps you fill up but also saves me the
trouble of finding rhyme. since bv the
time folks get to the end of that long
line they have forgotten what the
ryhme ought to be
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
THIS& THAT
TO A MOSQUITO.

Hurk, belated little deru,
TO trhdt I'm about to suy:
1t concerns you, on the leueI,
In a rather vital tcay.
Bryant, ,rho, if remember,
Glorifed your fln,y ptno.
Nerer lay G,cake September
Nights aud listened to you sino.
1t Is your distinguished pleasure,
Among all invertebrate,
To enjoy the fullest measure
OF my pure. untranmeled hate.
Apful bussing thing, III bet you.
II you stick around q tphile,
That, believe me, DO, PH GET you,
By an English-speaking mile.
II you-wait! keep still a minute!
Don't you dare to move jot!
THERE! Aha! you WOULD begin it
Wei, you notice phat you cot.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Does That Include This One?

G. S. K: When "a certain Congress-
man" forks over that 1855 kindly remit
4c to reimburse me for postage
on two dazzlingly brilliant paragraphs
which you. with malice afore (and after)
thought. consigned to the W. b.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Well Tell Him About IT

q. S. *: If r. J. viii stop his strik-
ing clock he can lie awake all night
without being disturbed.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

The artist who could sketch shaking
air realistically would indeed be no
slouch of an artist. He would be Going
Some. But there are-there must be
other lines and situations just as diff
cult to visualize What are some of
them? 1.-The call echoed and re-echoed
through the valley" for example, would
be anything but easy. Any others?
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

In city containing s21 haberdash-
ers' clerks it would be strange II there
were not one who could wrap up a COL
lar without fingermarking it. So We
shall continue the search.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
{ Exit. }

The trouble with your Chain Bridge
stun" kicks G. W. L.. lis that the
Climbers win one day and lose the next
and you therefore never get anywhere"
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

Correct about the team. old top. but
our own actions are part of a clear and
definite program.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

DIS practical suggestion to tailors Is
that they build suits with a special
pocket for car tickets. his claim being
that they are the one thing that he
doesn't know where to place.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

We always have an end in view.
G. S. h.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Concerts Today
By United States Engineer Band at
Judiciary Park, at 7:3o p. m.
CHIEF MUSICIAN FRANK ].
WEBER. Conductor.

March. National Emblem. Bagley
Overture. I'll Guarany." .....Gomez
Waltz, Dreams of Childhood
Waldteufel
(a) Song for cornet. silver
Threads Among the Cold
Danks
(b) Sextet from Lucia. .Donizetti
tRequest)
Selection. Creme de. la Creme"
Tobani
Descriptive Indian Fantasia. The
Death of Custer, johnson
(RequestD
Popular Melodies. ''H;C-ris Hits"
arr. Clark
Two-Step. when It's Apple Bios
som Time in Normandy. .Remick
The Star-Spangled Banner"
By the u. S. Soldiers Home Band,
from 4 to s:ao p. m.
EMIL A. FENSTAD. Asst. Director.
March. "Luxemburg" ....-..... .Lehar
Overture. Vienna Festival"
Keller Bella
Fantasia, Evening Bells" .EilenberS
Selection, "reminiscences of All
Nations ....................G .GOdfrey
Characteristic. The Junk Man
Rag" NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ..iioberts
suite royal. AT the Kings Court
Sousa
,al Her Lady ship. the Count ess.'
,b) Her Grace. the Duchess.
&C, Her Majesty, the Queen"
Einalc. THAT Ragtime Regiment
Band" Observation-Disclosures. Norris
THE Star-Spangled Banner"
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Thanks Awfully.

G. S. K: Your fussing around for 4
paragraph keeps us from work. Use
this and keep still.
THE COPY DESK.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

"A solid roar came from the stands,
making the air shake runs a line in
The Splitter" in the Saturday Eve
ming Post" and the illustration
that accompanies the line shows neither
solid roar, nor stands, nor quivering at
mosphere. All of which plows up a new
and virgin field
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

The approaching wedding Of the Presi-
dents daughter will be the thirteenth
in the White House, but a girl isn't un-
lucky to have the White House to be
married in.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

Lying" says a theosophical expert.
causes stuttering." Not IL you think
UP your story well in advance.-Memphis
Commercial Appeal
The Washington times., 1913-09-19
Hits From Sharp Wits.

a man gets into Norfolk suit and
crawls under a fossy golf cap he 10 able
to kid himself into the belief that he Is
the very dickens with the wimmin.'
Inquirer.
The Washington times., 1913-09-19

'Whaddye mean work?-Ed.