Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-11-20

#NnS S@A ho Y N hAS AUS ny g MANNa
~peekaboo. Give us a girl tho matter what age) who knowsSSss
that the & street isn't : vaudeville stage; size ns ! girlWhpN
shine through--Sisseto Courant.
CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT.
Rates on application -
1900 ostt--A poodle dog y young LADY vHiasaaa loagga# 1T -
Wanted-An old lady with one tooth, to bite holes ins
%linburger cheese, to let the smell out.
Wanted-A boy TO handle horses with a good record.
light touch.
Wanted-Subscribers for our big club offer. Have
For sale,A good horse, by young lady With ! white
face and city broke.
Mr.. DOOLEY S4YS.
This suffrage movement is knockin' all the pothrys ont
" our relations with TIL fair sex. There's our friend Ho-S
gan. He's been expelin' pothry about TIL, ladies frs so
nanny years that T have it be heart. They're this an
they're that. They're etarnal 10Y am everlastiin, love.
Angels don't look like thin, but on,y spretind to. THEY'RE
perfection noblys planned, says he But whin wan N thin
wondherful e~rathers comes mp an thries to cash III his adj
a lady to think he's on TIL square with her whinsh lie tells her
men wud be brutes without her, aftfer he's ordhered &
pollsnan. g chase her away I'm the polls.
APPEARANCES DEGEIVE.
q man lay grooming and writhing By the roadside,
when. up dashed a policeman and proceeded to investigate,
but all ne could get out Of the sufferer was:
. ate one, tool ate one, too,'s and he was puzzled,
aPoisonH II was his diagnosis, and, mindful of his train
ing, at once procured an ~antidote, which simply electrified
the recipient.
So'1SS Soh' AAoAoho LU@ IhdndSGd III dSA Tilt UH%
such treatment, and on his being told, and asked what 1T
was ne had eaten, he became more abusive.
What did i eat9' yelled he. why, you idiot. Il 812s
is the number Of the auto that knocked me downl',
HIS ATTORNEY WILL BE THERE.
An old gentleman, now deceased, never seemed to be
satisfied unless he had several cases pending in court. He
left q surviving son who seems to have followed ia his foot.
steps and has continued to- keen up his fathers record IA
proceedings in court.
Several Of the attorneys were talking about his court
trouble one day, when one told the following about the old
The old gent had just won q case IN the Justice court,
when the loser, in q very ~conbatiye frame Of mind, exclaim-
ed: III law You to the circuit court
Old Gent: ssI1l be thar,
Loser IS 5 I. And I'll law you to the supreme COURT,
1Ill law you to ,elll,, l
Ny attorneyll be thai. ,,-The Docket.
IT WOULDN'T LET GI.
Thel ibel case of Geo. w. Egan VS.. the Daily Public
Opinion puts us in mind of the story Of the two Irishmen
who had read an advertisement Of a lost cat.
The story. goes that q lady had lost her pet cat il The
woods and offered 800 reward for its return. Pat and
Mike read the ad and made up their minds to win the re-
ward. They searched the woods and finally found some
thing in a tree.
Mike said to Pat: You climb the tree and get him.,
4Al roight,' q says Pat.
He climbed the tree and had been up there for q short
time when pieces Of branches and leaves and torn parts Of
clothing commenced to fall and there was an awful racket
among the branches.
Let go Of It, Z yelled Mike.
81 cant, said Mike, st Wontlet go Of me. I
It was q wild cat.
STAND THE AFF
The iron must enter your soul, my lad
Stand the Gaff,
The hour viii come when your ears viii smart,
When your cheeks will burn and the tears will start
Let ,em laugh,
For the testing Of manhood's q cruel thing,
And the lash of suspicion is heavy with sting,
And SANDER and gossip are waiting to fling
Their mud ait the beat of ambitions strong wing.
Injustice has always stood ready with lies,
She's ahead of the heights and expecting your rise,
You must pay for your progress, for there's no success