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n. y, wensdy-funny how time, f1ys,
sumtimes
a Teller that has a hay and Crane
dismiss in tunkhannock, pa, somees
down to n. Y. and philadelphia for the
world series
he STIMULATED back and 4th between
the 2 burgs. seeing the games in the
afternoons and seeing whatever else
was 10 be seen after supper
in his meandering around from one
place TO another. he discovered pritty
near a milyen kinds OF drinks that
amt never been heard of in tunkhan-
mock
and as he wanted 10 have all he
could, TO tell the fellers back home,
he dident let nuthing get by him
well. he got along all right until
after the. last game was played sat
terdy
then he went out and he just sort of
mixed up all the new drinks he had
got acquainted with, in one grand
farewell party
/. next he knew, he woke up in room
in a hotell
he couldent think what had hap
pened nor where he was nor nuthing
so he pushed a button and pritty
soon a bellboy come in, and told him
sum trends had put him to bed and
said not to bother him till he come to
gee, says the poor guy. in weak
voice. what day is this
it's toosday, sir. says the bellhOp
the Teller thought il all over, very
careful, for about minute, and then
he asks
what became Of sundy and mundy
but there amt chance in the world
that he will ever find out johnny
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

1T so rarely happens that man
fiunks when circumstances call for an
exhibition of courage that we feel Mr..
Carnegie has undertaken hopeless
task in attempting to reward heroes
and heroines.
Observation teaches us that most
men have the courage to do what they
should do in times Of peril 10 them
selves or others, but not to invite risk.
The minority is made up Of the reck-
less and towards.
OLD Z. II. NJ. is chortling over his
recent experience at Wawasee, in
which the bass manifested a decided
preference for his hook and old A.
l.. II. dashed the lake TO fury all day
without getting rise.
The Burning Questions.
(From Woman's Page.)
] go with a fellow, but 1 don't like
him. for he imposes too much 10
please me. He comees when l don't
want him and is in my way. Can you
help me TO get another fellow in any
way so 1 can get rid OF him? 1 have
gone with him for company and not
TO marry him, and he has never asked
me to, and L. would be shocked, too.
if he did. He stands in my way so
that other fellows think / am married.
He watches me. l have told him not
to come, but he comes anyway. He
is a poor sort OF worker He could
not support me if 1 married him. I
am twenty-eight years old. How
much is ii worth TO trim hat?
BY one of those mischapces through
which the chronicler of events omits
the most important when writing a
list Of names old Hi Sibley failed to
get Charles Hogan in on his Charley
day" We shall remain in painful
suspense until we are assured that
Bogus is still engaged in the hope
Tess task Of keeping the spittoons
clean.
AS falls the shade of Halloween
'athwart the opening path nail down
your steps and jerk your chairs to
save them from the wrath of ticktack
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

ton. 1t had its inception with the
pioneer German settlers of South
Bend including in it's membership roll
such old familiar names as Lederer
Livingston, Meyer, ChOckelt, Hanauer
COllmer. Rockstroh. VOedisch, Elbel
Rostiser. Adler. Sack Knoblock, Belt
ner, Russwurm and others Of a sturdy
ible impression on the character Of
the community.
These disciples of Father jain and
the generation that has followed have
contributed largely to the substantial
citizenship of the city. In their So
ciety they have stood for a high stand
ard of morals and for the develop
ment of the graces of mind and body
through the promotion of music and
athletics and the education of the
young in the mother tongue and its
literature.
The South Bend Turn-verein occu-
pies an enviable position among its
sister societies in this country. In
the athletic contests i'm which il has
participated it has always acquitted
itself with credit and frequently with
distinction. Ii is one of the institu-
tons transplanted from the old coun-
try which has found a ready adapta-
bility in the new.
The institution is one which, while
preserving the traditions of Germany
finds itself in perfect harmony with
the American spirit
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
THE MELTING POT
COME! IKE POTLUCK WITH Us.

girls and boys who roam the streets
at eventide and indulge in hendish
joys.
Put Up the <. X. O. Sign.
Rochester Sentinel)
Some one has written a play called
Indian Summer. A better sketch
than can ever be penned. is being en-
acted in northern Indiana almost
daily. II is the real thing, and best
Of all, there is no admission fee.
SPEAKING Of ones neighbors and
friends what is that quality in hu-
man nature which so largely prevents
them from becoming synonymous
terms?
IS it because proximity destroys
illusions?
The Unmistakable Signs.
indianapolis Starr
How do you know l am married ?"
asked the great detectives visitor,
obviously startled.
by your wedding ring and your
worried expression" suaveiy replied
the great man.
WITH the progress Of the world
some of the old sayings are becoming
obsolete For example, in these days
of dehorned cattle and horseless We
hicles what are we TO understand by
1T depends on whose OK is gored, !"
or That's a horse on you" ObVi-
ously we must revise the symbols of
our language that it may be under
stood by the rising generation.
For instance, let us say at depends
on whose tire is punctured," or Your
clutch is slipping"
OCTOBER sunsets are too common
TO be given their full appreciation,
but the October sunrise is sufficiently
exclusive to receive it full need of
praise.
TO get your moneys worth, see
both.
c. y. F.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
\ DIVIDED COURT.

While there may be no division of
opinion as the character of the
acts of William Sulzer before he was
elected governor of New York there
will be no unanimity as 10 his guilt
under the charges on which he was
impeached. The high court of i'm
parchment itself could not give more
thaL a bare twO-thirds majority
against the governor on the facts and
| the judges of the supreme court were
quite evenly divided on the law.
The question as TO whether Gov.
Sulzer was legally or justly impeached
! therefore remains a mooted one.
| There can be, however, no question
as 10 the moral unfitness of Gov. Sui
ger for the high office from which he
has been depOsed, and whatever the
motive of the prosecution may have
been and whatever the spirit in which
Ii was conducted the prevailing senti-
| ment will be that the state of New
York has been relieved of an official
! dangerous TO it's moral and political
welfare.
AAN OilChCNS Will WAlAOIl dON. 0ulGCl
was charged were classifying his state
ment of campaign expenses, the COM
mission of perjury by doing so. brib-
ing of witnesses to withhold testimony
| from the Frawley investigating som-
mittee, suppressing testimony by
means of threats, the commission OF
larceny in the use of his campaign
contributions for speculative purposes
and the corrupt use of influence tC
affect the prices of securities.
| These charges, if true, were good
reasons why William Sulzer should
not be governor of New York, but il
| guilty as charged the acts were com
mitted before he became governor
and on that point the variance OF
opinion among the members of the
commission hinged. 1t was a ques-
| ton not so much of fact as of law,
and on this point the court divided.
The attitude of Presiding Judge
| Cullen was most remarkable. He
voted not guilty on every article OF
| impeachment and delivered an ex-
haustive opinion in support of his
votes. He held that the main Of
| lenses charged were not impeachable
and that the governor neither falsfied
his statement of campaign expenses
nor committed legal perjury. Three
other judges or the supreme cOurt
voted with Presiding Judge Cullen
and five voted against the governor
a division calculated to create doubt
as to the legal aspect of the case.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

BY WILLIAM T.. KIRK.
That Teller from the city," said old
Hiram Hathaway.
WAS stoppin' up to Westcott's while
the gang was maxim hay.
When Westcott lost his youngest
boss. the one he needed most,
And couldn't raise no money if he'd
looked from coast TO coast.
The Teller from the city went and
bought that husky bay
And gave the boss to Westcott, jest
afore he went away.
OF course, / know the feller's rich:
he comes here every season.
But | wonder why he done it, Thar
must have been some reason"
This wondrous world we live in. if
we look in any land
Is full of Hiram Hathaways, who
cannot understand
The poor man lost his working horse
-and couldn't get another;
The rich man made a present Just to
help a luckless brother.
This world knows many mortals. men
of many Sects and creeds,
Who think unworthy motives Turk
behind all worthy deeds.
Who might find time themselves 10
do kindness now and then
If they were not so busy keeping
books on other men.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
TIE TURN-VEREIN

.Tith the burning OF redeemed Sc
euraies 10 the amount of $4,000 next
Sunday the South Bend Turn-verein
will be free from debt and in posses
sion OF a fine property aad the enjoy
ment OF a vigorous Organization.
A pear or two ago The News-Times
reviewed the history OF this society.
showing its beginning as a liederkranz
and its gradual development as a So
cial, musical and athletic organiza-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
BACK TO PAW PAW FOR
THESE TWO GENTLEMEN

James II. Coleman and Joseph
Burke, arrested Thursday night for
being drunk. were found guilty in po-
lice court Friday morning and fined
81 and costs. The men said they
were from Paw Paw. Michigan and
said that police picked them up while
they were looking for the salvation
army home. Judge Farabaugh sus-
pended the sentence and gave the
men ten minutes TO leave town.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
In Lighter Vein
IT'S THE NUMBER.

He was passing the golf links when
a golf ball hit him in the eye. En-
ragged, he said things to the golfer.
What's the matter with you?" yell
ed the golf fiend. when 1 cry fore
you should get out of the way"
Fore is it? Then when l cry five
it means you're going to get a whack
on the nose. 'Five!"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
SCJsSORIZFD.

In 1912 British Columbia admitted
56.S17 new settlers
New YOrk's mine output in 1912 was
valued at $35,519,3S2.
Pennsylvania has more than one
million public school pupils.
A new gem called heliodor has
been found in German South Africa.
Tricycle. taxacabs have been intro
duced into Germany with great sue
cess.
Cotton formed almost S11,000,eO0
of Egypt's exports TO Germany last
year.
Wood is cut thin enough to-be used
as a substitute for wall paper by a
recently patented process.
Liverpoors new cathedral, now in
course OF erection will have the
largest pipe organ in the world.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

We have it from Mr.. Armour him
self that if the public will discontinue
eating veal for several years the cost
OF beef will decrease. Considering
that as food veal is a negligible guam
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

The first step toward the establish
ment of home rule in the Philippines
has been taken by naming five Fill
pinos who are TO constitute a majority
OF the Philippine commission. This
puts it up 10 the Filipinos.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

The heroes who died on the Vol
turno cannot be given medals. but
their example will remain as impress
sive as that of those who may receive
these marks of distinction.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

Charles G.. Powell, whose death
in Niles is announced, was the Nestor
of the press in northern Indiana and
southern Michigan and an ornament
and honor 10 the craft.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

Judging from the number of pro-
tests filed with the department Of
labor there are a good many people
who regard Mrs. Pankhurst as per-
soma non grata. 1t will crafty the
eminent window smasher to learn that
she is receiving so much attention.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

The declaration that Juvenile officer
must be an optimist to succeed applies
with equal force to any other occupa-
ton. The pessimist has no place in
the world of today.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
OVER THE LIMIT.

Wouldn't it be fine, Harold, if some
one would give us an automobile?
What would we do if we'd bust q
tire?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
SAVING

II trust your Late husband had
something saved up for a rainy day"
Indeed he had" replied the wild
ow. with a fresh burst Of tears. He
had seven or eight umbrellas"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

Several things are lacking to con-
vince us that South Bend in as pro-
gressive as ii might be: Emergency
and isolation hospitals. for instance.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
Funeral ALI RIGHT

Boss Injecting clerk at ball game)
How is this Perkins? You asked
off TO go TO a funeral.
Yes sir; that's what it's been for
the home team.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
avn HOME AID ABROAD

You are a very large man." said
a tailor to a new congressman, as he
took his measure.
Think so, do you?" replied the n.
Il certainly do"
We'll, you ought to see me when
I'm home. Washington Critic.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

Huerta may have sense enough to
back off the dangerous position he has
assumed. If not he must accept the
tate of the fool.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
NOT IN DOUBT.

Did you tell the lady / was out?
Yis, mum.
Did she seem TO doubt it?
No, mum. She said she knew you
wasn't.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

Naturally Julian Hawthorne thinks
the Atlanta prison a very disagreeable
place. and doubtless it was and is to
those condemned to occupy it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

The outdoor flies are making a rush
for the house. Don't be in a hurry
about removing the screens.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
AFFRONTED.

Motor eXpert-The noise in the en-
CINE that you complain of is caused
by sparkling too fast.
Miss Riverside-"The Irea!"-
Judge.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17

Mexico must now take her medicine
or get out OF bed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-17
\ WHOLE BATH.
Didn't

THE salad tastes awful! Didn't
you wash it?"
"Of course, hubby-with soap
event.!
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-18
LITERATURE.

l. What is an historic novel?
Name at least five historic novels
and give author of each.
2. Name a character in fiction
that is a good representative of
vice, avarice, loyalty. madness,
patriotism. In what production
are these characters found?
3. What is an allegory? By
whom and under what circum-
stances was the greatest of Eng
lish allegories written?
4. What is didactic poetry?
Name two didactic poems and
give author of each.
5. Write briefly of the follow
ing characters: Ichabod Crane,
Father Felician, Black Knight
and Sir Gallahad.
6 Name five nature poems and
give author of each.
Z. Write a brief discussion of
the Rhyme of the Ancient Mar
iner.
8. What works of Washington
Irving are read by the people of
today? Do you consider Irving a
humorist?
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-18
WINTER CARE OF
THE BROOD MARE
Plenty Of Exercise Necessary
to Produce Healthy FOaIS.

One Of the most important points in
caring for brood mares is to give them
plenty of exercise. writes A. c. Becker
in American CUlivatOr prefer to
Use my brood mare IN team. but not
to do any heavy WORK which would be
likely to cause strain. Keep her
sharp ShUd to lessen danger of abor-
ton. | don't ilaiuE that heavy draw
ing hurts Il brood mare as long as she
is not severely backed or jerked. BE
careful not To give her too much hay,
as she is apt to eat too much if given
a chance.
prefer mixed clover aud timothy
hay. Feed more grain and less hay.
| prefer bran to oats | generally feed
a half gallon OF bran and Il half gallon
of chop mt each feed Give the mare
some roots. aS it helps to keep her
bowels regulated, and you will be less
troubled with the colt having consti
patton If you have no roots feed salts
occasionally. firmly believe in work
ing my mares until fouling time.
When the colt is constipated use
fresh butter and Il tablespoonful Of
whisky three times a day.
Also it is Il good practice to inject
oil. 1t pays to lose a little sleep if you
want to raise colts. Be on hand to as
SiSt the mare in foaling If necessary.
DiSinfect the string before tying the
navel. have had more trouble with
constipation than with joint i'll and be-
lieve it is caused by not keeping the
mares bowels loose enough.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-18
FOR The CHILDREN
WaSElinqton'S Career.

George Washington was born Feb.
90, 1872, in Westmoreland county, Va.
His father. Augustine Washington,
was a planter George Washington
went to school until he was sixteen
years old. He became a surveyor At
the age of nineteen he was made adJu-
tant of Virginia troops Two years
later he was made commander of a mil.
itarv district of Virginia. The follow
ing year he was sent on mission to
the French beyond the Allegheny river.
His first battle was with the French IN
1854. He was lieutenant colonel at
that time and defended Fort Necessity.
He was in the battle of Monongahela
IN 1875 and commanded on the from
tier till l757 In January, 1853. he
married Martha Custis and settled as
q planter at Mount Vernon. He was
appointed commander in chief of the
Continental forces June u, 1915. He
reached Cambridge June and COM
PEELED the evacuation of Boston March
II, 177G. In the war of the ReVolu'
ton he was defeated at Long Island.
at White Plains, at Brandywine and
Germantown. He won glorious victo-
ries at Trenton. Princeton. Monmouth
and Yorktown where CORVALLIS sur
rendered. He was inaugurated first
president of the United States April
80, 1880 He was reelected in 1898
and served until 1907. He died ut
Mount Vernon Dec. IA 1909.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-18

4. What are the functions Of
the sympathetic nervous system?
What do you understand by the
cerebro spinal nervous system?
5. What are the vegetable
foods? Saline or mineral foods?
How are eggs classed as food?
Name one non-proteid vegetable
food.
6. Explain sprain, a disloca-
ton, a fracture. Explain the
best treatment for broken bones.
Z. Write a few brief instruc-
tions for the management of con-
tagious diseases. What is a dis
infectant? How should disinfec-
tants be used?
8. Define alimentary canal,
bacteria. bronchi, casein, hem
orrhage and lymph.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-18
GRAM MAR.

l, Define a simple sentence. A
complex sentence. A compound
sentence. An independent clause.
A dependent clause.
2. Write the plural of the fol-
lowing nouns: Calico, topaz, ge-
nus, nebula, genius, stamen, aid
de-camp. handful, Miss Smith
and a.
3. What are personal pronouns?
Name the simple personal pro-
nouns. What is the antecedent
of a pronoun?
4. What is a definitive adjec-
tive? A descriptive adjective?
What adjective may be infected?
How many degrees OF compari.
son have adjectives?
5. An infnitive phrase may be
used as a noun. First as sub
ject, second as attribute compile
ment, third as object compile
ment, fourth as objective COM
plement, fifth as explanatory
modifier, sixth as principal term
in a prepositional phrase. Illus
trate these phrases in sentences.
6. Outline the imperative mode
explaining the tense, person and
number.
7. Write the conjugation of the
verb ito be" in the indicative
mode.
8. Diagram or analyze: Let us
be contented in work to do the
thing we can and not presume to
fret because it is little.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-18
VOL, 82-EstabIished 1882.

crops?
2. How much wheat is planted
to the acre by the average far
mer? Oats? Potatoes?
8. What is the weight of bu-
shell of shelled corn? Ear corn?
Wheat? Oats? Timothy seed?
Clover seed?
4. Name the tuber crops of
Ohio. Two plant fiber crops.
Two root crops. Two animal fiber
crops.
5. Name three kinds Of corn
and discuss each IN such a way
that they may be recognized by
the description. What kind of
corn is raised chiefly in your Sec
ton of the state?
6. Write briefly on the proper
method of selecting seed corn,
and describe a perfect ear of
corn.
7. When corr sells at 60c a
bushel in Ohio what would you
expect the price of hogs to be?
Why does the price of hogs raise
and lower with the price of corn?
8. What is winter wheat?
Spring wheat? Is winter wheat
flour more valuable than spring
wheat flour?
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-18
Examination Questions
Used Sept. 8.
OMITTED STATES HISTORY, IN
GLIDING CIVIL GOVERNMENT.

/ How is the number of cleo
tors determined in a presidential
election? Who are eligible to be
presidential electors?
2. What are the qualifications
prescribed by the Constitution of
.the United States for a United
Senator? Fer a United States
Representative? Fer the Presi-
dent of the United States?
3. Who were the leading men
in the Constitutional Convention
at Philadelphia in 1857? What
was the Virginia plan for Ma
tional Government? What was
the New Jersey plan for a revis-
ed confederation?
4. Outline as you would teach
it, the administration Of Thomas
Jefferson, showing that you un-
derstand the most important facts
of Jefferson's administration.
S. Name the states that were
a part of the Northwest Terrific
ry. Why was slavery never car
ried on in Ohio?
6. What do you consider Dan
iel Webster's greatest work in
behalf of the UnitedStates? What
political relations existed be-
tween Henry Clay and Daniel
Webster?
7. Who was Horace Greeley?
When was Greeley defeated for
president? What was Greeley's
stand on the question of recon-
struction of the southern states?
8. Name the presidents of the
United States in their order FROM
1860 to the present time.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-18
FORCE OF BIG WAVES.
Fearful Power That Is Exerted by an
Angry Sea.

Angry sea-
The average inland American who
has never seen the ocean has no real
idea of the force of its waves. He
reads about the storm. of boats being
carried away and bulwarks stove. but
he does not realize the steam hammer
blows that may be struck by mere
water
A recent storm on the British coasts
received the official designation of Il
storm of extreme force" A picture
taken in Hastings harbor shows the
conclusion with which the waves
struck the sea wall, sending the spray
apparently higher than the buildings
along the street. Blocks of concrete
and iron railing were torn from the
new parade extension at Caroline
place and tossed back into the road
way as if they had been bits of
nlank. Timber work that had with
stood the stress of years was torn
apart and carried away. Easements
were flooded along all the seaward
face of the>town.
Such a storm when it sweeps over
ship will sometimes carry away al
most everything on deck. Deck houses
are often smashed. and the lifeboats
are often stove in and ruined.
Various attempts have been made to
devise motors to develop power from
the force of the waves. The amount
of energy wasted through their lack
of success is beyond estimate. IT the
power of the sea coud be used 1t
! would drive the machinery of an un-
limited number of plants. Exchange.