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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01
ParadoxlcaI.

You meet some oddities in bust
ness"
Give me an instance of what you
mean"
1T takes promising young man to
establish paying trade"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01
Look That Gives Joy.

Gold and silver may supply US with
the necessaries of life, with food and
drink. clothes and houses; but they
cannot give the Joy OF kind look
Lord AvebuTy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01

Harry What reason have you to be-
lieve that she is beginning TO take any
interest in you?
Albert-She took her handkerchief
and brushed the dandruff from my
coat collar last evening.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01
His Method.

Il always did make hit with the
women" Dragged Henry VIII.
with your wit, sire?' murmured
the obsequious courtieT.
NO. answered the monarch. with
a sly smile. with an AK"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01

in the little world in which chill.
dren have their existence, whatsoever
brings them up. there is nothing 30
finely perceived and so finely felt as
ntustice.-CharIes Dickens.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01
Force Of Hablt.

why did she want 10 set her hus-
bands VIII aslde?" Merely because
il was her husbands, and she had got
in the habit of setting his will aside"
Houston Post
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01
Often somethIna Bad.

There are very few people in this
World who know what is good for
them"
Maybe so. but there are compare
lively few people ~ the world who
don't know what they want
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01

4 world without a Sabbath would be
Ike a man without smile, Ike a
summer without flowers and like a
homestead without garden-Beech.
er
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01
one far Her

He-Goethe says one cannot always
be hero.
she-WeH, since I've come to know
you better, am convinced that one
cannot always be a fool. either
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01

! call for volunteers!"
For Naet geueral?"
To rus rr in front Of yonder con
traption ano whether II ia a new
tangled gun or merely a moving pic.
ture machine"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01
RATES OF POSTAGE

weighing maahle at the rate Of one
each fraction regardless distance Fa
maiabe at the pound rate as
following mailed this fraction
# snnund Lis a
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01

full explanation Of the rates Of postage the First Zone
Guide.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-01-01
OFFICIAL
PARCEL POST MAP
OF THE UNITED STATES.

This map is for only In Unit No 1871, In which the
city of Washington Is located.
Numbered arsa circles Indicate
boundaries of
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
Call The Evening Journal
When You Want the Score

Since the opening OF the exhibi-
ton ball games all over the country
THE EVENING JOURNAL has been
receiving special reports of the scores
over the wire of the United Press As
sociation and the Western Union Tele-
graph Company by innings and IN
some cases by plays The scores
are being posted on THE EVENING
JOURNALS score board which is the
largest and most complete score
board in the city. Every day the board
has attracted a large crowd of fans
on account Of its accuracy and quick
service. An improvement on the
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
BOWLERS ASKED
TO WAIVE
PRIZE MONEY

ROCHESTER, n Y. April FIFTY
delegates 70 the seventh convention Of
the National Bowling Association vot-
ed to ask persons who won prizes IN
Buffalo in 1911 and did not obtain the
money to waive claim. The associa-
ton charges that the company con-
Quoting the Buffalo tournament with
held about $500. After the case had
been taken to the courts $500 was
turned over to the n. B. A. last May.
The division Of that amount would give
sums so small to prize winners that
distribution would not be worth while,
Il was argued. The treasury is low
and Il Is the desire of the association
TO keep the 5000 for current expenses
The convention did not legislate on
the loaded ball, because a majority
seemed to favor Il.
Officers we're elected as follows:
President. E. q. DUNCAN, Philadel-
phia; FIRST vice president, W. Cough
lin, New York; second vice president,
]. J. Smith, Buffalo; permanent score
tary, Major Gage, Rochester; trea-
surer. William Cordes. New York.
The governors voted to recognize
duck and candle pins
The scores posted Saturday saw
several shake-ups in the standing Of
the contestants. Quinn, OF New York.
went into a tie for third place in the
singles with 622. Second place in the
doubles was wrested from Rochester
by Cohn and Reed, Of New York. who
rolled 1900. The leaders In doubles
are Petit and Day, with 1913.
The Rosevllles. OF Newark. N j,
rolled 2S72 in the ive-man division
and took third place.
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
BASEBALL
Diamond News and Gossip.

God made the concrete dome" fan
as well as the bone head" ball play
er and sometimes he cannot tell
which is which.
Don't look for the perect ball play
er IN the Tri-State or any other minor
league. You will get a headache be-
fore you find one. II they could hit
800, field 800 and think, they would
not be In our little one-ring circus.
Playing baseball in minor league
cannot be called a job-it is a sort OF
disease that comes with the early
spring breezes.
The hardest Of all hard things for
a ball player is to think he is think
ing and TO know that the fans think
he is not thinking.
Life is a puzzle for yyoung ball play
ers. They are always being fitted into
some new place on some new club.
Manager Hughey Jennings is won
dering whether his big twirler, Edgar
Willett, will deliver this year. The
big Kansas hurler has everything. but
he has had little success.
Bill Louden will most likely start
the season at second base for the Tri-
gers this year.
They are talking about having
Manager Joe Birmingham. Of the
Maps, sending Cy Falkenburg 10 the
mound against Ed Walsh IN the open
ing game OF the season at Cleveland.
Ty Cobb. the star hold-out Of the
Tigers is a bit heavier than usual
Tyrus is fifteen pounds overweight.
Manager Joe Tinker has ordered all
OF his players TO desist from smoking
until the end OF the 1913 season.
Manager Birmingham says all OF
his players will wear shin guards this
season and spikes will have no fur
ther terrors for them.
Detroit does not possess a single
inhelder who hit as much as .250 last
season. All Of the Tigers batting
lies in the outer garden.
The happiest man in the Highland
eTs' camp is Business Manager Arthur
Irwin. Irwin, while scouting for the
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
BROWNS BIG PITCHER.
Weilman, Who is Feet 1-e Inches
Tall, IL Expected 10 Shine

ihlig ~ EAVNNepu " hthhVs
The tallest pitcher in the major
leagues, weilman, OF the st. Louis
Browns, is expected TO be a sensa-
ton this year. This little fellow is
only 6 feet, s 1-2 inches tall instead |
OF being the seyen feet he looks He
is only fairly heavy for his height,
Weighing 1876 pounds.
This formidable southpaw got his
first taste Of fast company in Detroit
last year. weilman was beaten, but
he made a fine showing. On the
mound he looked like a skyscraper.
He had lots OF stuff But for a pass
cd ball by Alexander and an error by
stovall, he would have shut out De-
troit. AS It was he lost, to /.
Weilman's rise to fame has been
sudden and meteorlike. In the spring
Of 1910 he was given a trial as a
pitcher by a semi-professional club
at Liberty, Ind, and made good at
once. The management OF the team
In the Indiana town saw in him
coming star. He pitched two years
for Liberty, during which time he
achieved the remarkable record Of
pitching So games OF ball and losing
only one. His sole defeat was at the
hands OF the Cincinnati Muldoons, by
the close score OF 2 to 1. In his So
contests he averaged IL strikeouts
per game. which is some percentage,
even against amateur and semi
professional teams.
After joining the Browns last year,
weilman pitched In eight games, of
which two we're contests which he
finished for other pitchers. OF his
six decisive games he won two and
lost four. For young southpaw ne
showed wonderful control, giving only
three bases on balls In his eight ap-
pearances and not hitting a single
batter. He famed "a men IN AS in
nings, or one batter every other in
ming that he worked. The two games
which he won were both taken from
the White Sox in a single series, and
both were shut-outs. His clever
pitching In this series caused Kid
Gleason, the veteran coach Of the
White Sox TO remark that here was
one man who would give the Chicago
team plenty OF trouble IN 1913
Weilman took a very prominent
part IN the post-season series be-
tween the Cardinals and Browns at
81 Louis last fall He won two out
OF three games which we're taken by
the Browns, IN one contest holding
the smuggling Browns 10 single hit.
Evening journal., 1913-04-14

board over last year is the installa-
ton Of two large gas lights. of sever
al hundred candle power with special
refectors that make the board as dis
tinct by night as by day.
The special baseball telephones,
which were Of so much convenience
to the fans, who we're compelled to
work in the afternoons last summer,
have again been installed and are
now giving the results Of all the big
league games. For the score Of any
game in organized baseball call
either No. 1903 Automatic Phone or
No. 500 Diamond State phone. The
service is unexcelled.
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
RrxFY MAY ION OUTLAWs.

Eppa Rixey. the star twirler Of the
Philadelphia National league club,
who has not signed his contract 70
play with the Phillies. has notified
Manager MacKinnon, OF the Lynch
burg United States league club, that
unless Manager Doom comes to his
terms he will consider an offer to play
with Lynchburg Rixey, writing from
the University OF Virginia, says thu
Phillies have as yet shown no disposi-
ton TO meet hts terms
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
OLD MINSTREL HOME.

Lew Denny. one Of the end men
with vogels minstrels, which Just
ended their season at Cairo. H.. has
returned TO his home No 91S West
Second street Mr.. Denny had to ride
through the flooded districts and Il
required four days to get here. Mr..
Denny was a member Of the Brownson
Literary Association and took part
in several amateur minstrel shows be-
fore he became a professional with
the Vogel company.
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
American Leagne.

T0DAY'S SCHEDULE
National League.
Boston at Philadelphia.
Brooklyn at New York.
Pittsburgh at Chicago
St. Louis at Cincinnati.
American League.
Athletics at Washington.
New York at Boston
Chicago at St. Louis.
Detroit at Cleveland.
American Association.
Kansas City-Kansas City, 8; Toledo 2
Milwaukee Milwaukee 6; Louisville 1
Minneapolis Minneapolis, A. Colum-
bus, 2.
st. Paul-St Paul, 4; indianapolis, 2
Southern League.
New Orleans-New Orleans, z; Mobile,
3. Second game-Mobile, 8; New
Orleans, 1.
emphis-Memphis 4; Montgomery 0.
other games postponed.
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
Doings of the Baseball Amateurs

The Madison Juniors started the
season by winning two games last
week. The boys who will hold posi-
tions Of the team will be, infielders,
Hanf, Carney. Blessly, Sucker, and
Evening journal., 1913-04-14

No matter how long you sur
fered. or what other remedies have
failed TO cure. Foley Kidney Pills
will surely help you They are genu-
inely tonic strengthening I'd cura-
tive. build up the kidneys and restore
their regular action John Velbert
Foster. Calf. says. 7 suffered
many years With kidney trouble and
could never get relief until tried
Foley Kidney Pills. which effected a
complete cure."-N. 3. Danforth
Market and Second Sta, Wilmington
pel-s
Evening journal., 1913-04-14

Monaghan; outfelders, Mcdonnell,
Demil and Sullivan Maxwell and
Barney will do the pitching and
Lynch will do the receiving
The Madison Juniors will play
Salesianum Midgets today.
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
Y. w. c. A. EVENTS.

Mrs. John Taite will be the chair
man Of the chicken and waffle supper
which the physical department of the
Y. w. c. A. will give on next Thurs
day night II is also announced that
the. swimming pool Of the institution
will be open every Tuesday evening,
afternoon and evening and every
Saturday morning from now on
This schedule will be in effect until
June when the pool will be open every
day.
Yankees last year, had the club sign
up Ray Heating, the Lawrence, Mass
phenom, and now the youngster has
been showing his worth.
Hans Wagner says there is no
truth in the yarn that he is going
to dye his hair
Tri-State players should remember
not to argue with the umpire. I'm
der the existing salary limit one ar
gument will cost a months salary.
Many a ball player is kept off the
toboggan by little boosting from the
fans And many a ball player is
started off on the toboggan by unwar-
ranted knocking from the bleachers.
Do you know there are five base
ball leagues in Honolulu Very good
for a beginner, eh?
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
American LeaRne.

Amciichu Lthkues
hicago, z; s. Louis. 2.
Cleveland-Detroit, Rain
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
National League.

Chicago, z; Pittsburgh, 4.
Cincinnati-St. Louis Rain
Evening journal., 1913-04-14

Detroit does not possess a single
inhelder who hit as much as 250 last
season. All Of the Tigers batting
lies in the outer garden.
Evening journal., 1913-04-14

The happiest man in the Highland
eTs' camp is Business Manager Arthur
Irwin. Irwin, while scouting for the
Evening journal., 1913-04-14

Manager Birmingham says all OF
his players will wear shin guards this
season and spikes will have no fur
ther terrors for them.
Evening journal., 1913-04-14
Read the Want Ads. on the Last Page
The Smirh-Zollinser Co.
10 Those Who Appreciate
Good Hosiery

We call attention to this special celebrated
Onyx Hosiery which takes here
week For 40 this has been
stockings, and unqualihedly recommend them you
In point ookss-o comfort-'Onyx" Hosiery
The
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merits full appreciation Freely supply your Spring
needs from these splendid hosiery bargains
Evening journal., 1913-04-14

Hans Wagner says there is no
truth in the yarn that he is going
to dye his hair.
Evening journal., 1913-04-14

Manager Joe Tinker has ordered all
OF his players 10 desist from smoking
until the end OF the 1913 season.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30
PARTISAN SAGE
The Hair Grower Now Sold in Amer
lea on Money Back Plan.

It's mighty good thing fos the wo.
men of America that Partisan Sage
can now be obtained in every town
of consequence.
No preparation for the hair has
done so much to stop falling hair and
eradicate dandruff and make women's
hair beautiful as Partisan Sage.
Partisan Sage is the only certain
destroyer of the dandruff microbe
which is the cause OF 81 percent of
hair troubles.
These pernicious, rsistent and de-
structive little dew thrive on the
ordinary hair tonics.
Partisan Sage is such an extraordin-
airy and quick acting rejIvenator that
Wilkinson e. Co., who are the agents
in Keokuk. guarantee 4 to cure
dandruff, stop falling hair and itching
scalp in two weeks or money back,
1t is magnificent dressing for wo-
men who desire luxuriant, lustrous
hair that compels admiration.
And large bottle Of Partisan Sage
costs only so cents at Wilkinson &
Co, and leading druggists all over
America. ADV.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30
DISTRICT LECTURER
WILL COME HERE
Oldest Masonic District Lecturer Viii
Preside at School Of Instruc-
ton In April.

The Masonic lodge will hold school
OF instruction here on April 9, 10, IL
and IL and word has been received
that District Lecturer F. A. Whittak-
er. OF Hi1lsboro, Iowa, win be here 70
al least part OF the sessions Mr.
Whitaker holds the Oldest commits
sion as district lecturer in the state.
On April 9 first degree work will be
teld; on April 10, second degree work;
on April II, third degree work and on
the closing day, April Il, there will be
given first, second and third degree
work. On the last day the work will
begin at 1880 p. m. and at the close
ir the evening supper will be serv-
ed. Third degree lectures will be IL
lustrated with stereopticon views and
John r. Carpenter will give lecture
on Masonry from 1717, the date of the
formation OF the first grand lodge
While the work Is primarily for the
benefit of the local Masons, invitations
will be extended to lodges in neigh
boring cities and an effort will be
made to secure number OF district
lecturers from over the state.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30

great Woodmen order at the next
meeting of the head camp We are
willing, but We are more than willing,
as suggested by this correspondent in
a recent communication, that Phil.
Dallam, of the Warsaw Bulletin, be
named as the next editor Of the off,
cial paper Of the order.
Prof. J. D. Elliff, state school exam
liner for the University of Missouri,
was in Kahoka this week and made
an examination of Kahoka high
school. He reports our schools in
fine condition.
Mrs NJ L. Burke was the guest Of
old Keokuk friends portion OF this
week.
Rev w. F. Laidley has tenderesd
his resignation Of the Baptist church
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30
kAhoKA, MO.
} 3 . . 4A re 5 = =

James R. Hume died at his home in
Kahoka Thursday afternoon about
five o'clock, after an illness OF only
few days duration. The immediate
cause of death was gall stones. For
many years deceased was cashier or
the Kahoka Savings bank, but of re-
cent years engaged in the real estate
business. He was always regarded as
one of the city's foremost and enter
prising citizens. He was soldier
during the civil war and of the
union army. He was aged about six
ty-five years. A wife and two children
survive Arrangements for the fun
eral have not been made at this time
Truman Plantz of Warsaw has been
suggested by Kahoka paper as the
proper man for head consul Of the
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30
A Notre Dame Lady's Appeal.

To all knowing sufferers OF rheuma-
tism, whether muscular or OF the
Joints, sciatic, lumbagos, backache
pains In the kidneys or neuralgia
pains, to write to her for a home
treatment which has repeatedly cured
all OF these tortures. She feels 1t her
duty to send 1t to all sufferers FREE
You cure yourself at home az thous.
ands will testify-no change OF eli.
mate being necessary. This simple
discovery banishes uric acid from the
blood, loosens the stiffened joints, pur.
ifies the blood. and brightens the eyes
giving elasticity and tone to the
whole system. II the above interests
you for proof address Mrs. M. Sum.
mers, Box r, Notre Dame, Ind.-Ad-
vertisement.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30
All MY Friends Marvel at the Way
stuart's Calcium Waters Drove
Those Uclv Pimples awax


Those Ugly Pimples Away.
Stuart's Calcium afers cleanse
and clear the blood, driving out all
poisons and impurities. And you'll
never have good complexion until
the blood is clean.
These little waters may be used
with perfect freedom. Science knows
no more powerful blood cleanser.
They are entirely free from harmful
drugs or opiates. Your doctor pre-
scribes these hundreds of times a
year.
Stuart's Calcium Waters go right
into your blood. Their purifying.
beneficial effect upon the blood is felt
throughout the body, not In a year or
a month, but in few days. You feel
better all over because your blood.
the life-giying fluid. is doing its work
properly.
No matter how bad your complexion
is, Stuart's Calcium Waters will work
wonders with it. You can get these
little wonderworkers at your drug
gists for so cents a package ADV.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30

OF Kahoka. The resignation will be
acted on at business meeting mex,
Wednesday. This correspondent has
on number of. occasions expressed
our appreciation of Rev. Laidley. We
regard him as one OF the ablest min
listers the city ever had, and we
deeply regret that he has seen fit to
tender his resignation, and trust that
he may reconsider
Barney Blum is guest of friends
in Burlington.
Mrs. Henry Stricken of Elmwood,
H., is the guest of Kahoka relatives
and friends.
F. T. Beckett of Tucumcari, New
Mexico, was a guest Wednesday with
his relatives Mr. and Mrs. Robert
Woodruff. He was enroute home from
a meeting Of the Santa Fe engineers
held at Chicago.
Mrs. W. H. Beyler and daughter are
guests of Denver, Ill, friends.
May has been suggested as clean.
up day for Kahoka.
George Troutman, foreman OF the
Courier. has rented the Geo. King
farm north Of Kahoka, and will try
his hand at tilling the soil.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gene Wayland Of Los
Angeles, California, were recent
guests OF Kahoka and Luray rela-
tives.
Rev. and Mrs. T. Penn are guests
OF daughter at Monroe City, Mo.
Miss Elsie seyb is the guest OF her
sister Mrs. J. A. Hess at Bucklin,
Mo.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30
FOR WOMEN
DEAD IN ITALY
Continued from oage IL

The trouble began when some pope
in the middle ages employed Michel
Angelo to decorate the Capitoline
Hill. Michel laid out piazza, leaving
enc side open for an approach and
building palaces on the other
three sides. When Italy took
Rome over from the popes, without
the consent of the latter. the three
palaces were set aside as the city hall
Things ran along well until two
years ago when Italy held its fiftieth
anniversary exposition and Mayor
Nathan decided the three palaces
ought to be hooked up with connec-
tions SO that the visitors from all over
the world could be shown all OF the
city hall without being obliged to go
out in the rain twice. Although there
was decided opposition in Rome
against the presumption of tinkering
with anything which Michel Angelo
had done. Mayor Nathan, by solemn
" promising to do away with the con-
nections the moment the exposition
visitors had departed, was allowed to
commit the sacrilege.
During the exposition. however, his
honor found the hooked up palaces so
convenient that he has since refused
TO return to the old order of things.
The persistent demand that he yield,
and which has been made steadily for
two years, has now eliminated into
an almost universal cry from all
classes and all quarters of Italy. Art
lists, architects and psychologists, es-
pecialIy, have almost reached agfrenzy
Of denunciation.
On his part, however, the mayor is
firmly standing pat Entirely aside
from the convenience of the thing,
his honor asserts that from the mere
standpoint of beauty alone, his i'm
Lroyement clearly demonstrates that
Michel Angelo knew about as much
about architecture as village car
penter. In addition, he has intimated
tnat the colonnades will only come
down over his dead body. Much, there
fore, as the Romans love Michel An
gelo, they love Mayor Nathan more,
and the general impression prevails
that as long as his honor lives, the
palaces will stay hooked up.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30
The WEAK POINT.

According to Mrs. Wharton, the
weak point in American social life
lies in the fact that THE average
American looks down on his wife" Or
at least this is the talk OF her char
acters in THE Custom Of the Coun-
try now running serially in Serb
ner's
"Well-doesn't he prove it," says
the speaker. How much does he let
her share in the real busiess life?
How much does he rely on her judg-
ment and help in the conduct of seri-
GUS affairs Take Ralph, for instance
You say his wife's extravaganza
forces him to work too hard; but
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-03-30

This is the season OF the year Wnsa
mothers feel very mucA concernsu
over the frequent colds contracted "
their children, and have abundant req
son for 1t as every cold weakens th'
lungs, lowers he vitality and paVes
the way for the more serious disease
that SO often follow. Chamberlain
Cough Remedy Is famous for Its cure'
and is pleasant aid safe to take. ~.
sale by Wilkinson & Co. Pharma''
and j. F. Kiedaisch & Son.-Adv.