Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

My frand Rosey. da barber, say to me,
Tony. If Walta Da Johnse is besta pitch
In da world, who you theenk IS greata
quickastop in Enita State?" Bayleeva
ME, deesa foolisha question max me hot
in Adams APP. / theenk l COMA choke
weeth deesgust. l say, vera quick,
'Rosey, you provo. to me wan theeng;
you read Lady Homa Journal an notta da
Star peenka sheet. Georgia Floriana
Mack Bride.... Deesa nam Is sweeta
to me dan da nam Caruse. Georgia Mack
Bride is champeen quickastop OF Cnita
State. Milwauk'. Italy an Ireland: weech
mean da whola world. Leetla Georgia 8
ladder an mudder com to deesa countra
from Counta Cork. Ireland Dees is
where dey firsta max da corka sole
shoe. Tonga tim before hasa ball gam
was play in foreign countra, Mack Bride
senior play da gam weeth shillalah for
bat an Irisha potato for ball Wen he
hav' spare tim he max Belfasta geenga-
ale. He shippa da stuff to England for
maka da high ball. He hav' plenta en-
envy in Ireland. Dees peep put up da job
on old Mista Mack Bride; dey tai him
to nova to Milwauk', Unita State where
he can max buncha mon in geenga-ale
bizaness. Gooda night. Angela, In less
tim dan 1t take you to speaka Jack Robb,
da Mack Bride family lose all da mon
dey max in Belfasta; dees drive leetla
Georgia into hasa ball gam for maka
da mon. He was stronga for geev assist
to his pop justa Xix today he is stronga
for geev assist to all da boys on da
teama. Basa ball in Milwauk' at deesa
tim was play weeth thirteena men. Dey
play fiva men for quickastop. Georgia
Mack Bride was vera Superstish' lie is
afraid of da jinksa If he play Weeth
thirteena men. He speaka to da captain
of Milwauk teama; / theenk his nam
was Mista Schlitzpabsta. He say to him,
II bat you wan dol to fiva cent l can
play hasa ball gam weeth nine hasa
ball playa" Schlitzpabsta is greata
sport; he TAXA dees bat. Georgia tai him
to chasa five quickastop to da bench.
Den he vera quick TAXA da place of deesa
men. Dey play da gam weeth onla wan
quickastop-leetla Georgia Mack Bride.
Needless to say da teama win da gam.
georgia is wan brighta boy; wat you call
wan slicka duck. He max da Milwauk
club geev him salary of da five quicka-
stop he chase from da gam; dees max
Schlitzpabsta scratcha da head; he say,
georgia, where do l com in" Georgia.
he say, ''Schltz my German frand,
theenka wat you sava on railroad fare
an hotal bill on da men l chasa from da
gam" Georgia gat medal from Banan'
Da Johnse baycause he sava da legue Ave
hundred thousand dol ezra year in salary
for quickastop. Da Washeenton club
nevva hAv' real quickastop till Georgia
Mack Bride join da teama. / tai you.
da besta fun we hay in summer tim is
wen we watch Georgia Mack Bride play
auickastop. Georgia grabba da ball first
weeth rishta hand den weeth lefta hand.
He stoppa da ball weeth wan foot; den
weeth two-a-foot. He choka da ground
guinea hen in Center Mark. He catcha
da fly ball weeth wan eye on da ball
othra eye on da sun. Wen ne choka da
to Chicka Da Gand'. He cover seconda
base weeth wan hand-wan foot. He
killa da run at homa plate Wen he maka
da lighteeng peg to Ainswift an John
Georgia is wan gentlemanna. He use onla
polite word Wen he max protesta to da
Jump. To provo dat he is human being
he maka da error two-a. tree tim ezra
year. Da granstan' anvil manager is
notta human being baycause he nevva
max wan mistak' in his lifa- Georgia Is
leetla bit pigeon toe. 1t is moch batter
to be lika dees dan to be pin head. Don
Busha of Detroita Tiger. Weave of Whita
Sox, an Packeengbox of New York Yank
all deesa boys are pupil of da great
Georgia Mack Bride. Bravo. Georgia Mack
Bride! Wan day you will be in cham
peenship gam weeth da Washeenton
teama.