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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17
BRYAN WOULD PUT
Sl50,O0O INTO
MEXICO CITY
PROPERTY
Secretary Believes It Is Safe
to Buy Embassy Site IA
Capital Of Turbulent Re.
public.
WANTS POOR DIPLOMAT
TO HAVE A CHANCE

lBr Leased WINE a. ie,runr ficrni
Washington. Dec i4- Secretary
Bryan asked the h,Hse foreign uf-
fnns committee to-day O. include la
the ponding diplomatic and consular
appropriation bM 5o.oo4 each Tor
eniHsssy buildings fn Mexico and
Tokio. and sf4e.Qpu fot Ucrne
He was asked if ne asa nos think
it would Re advisable under fhe pres
ent Mexican situntion o. pass over
she MeKioo City huiidine for thc pres
emit but he replied that he had con-
fidcncc in Me&lcoa future and tnat
there gps ma reason why the United
States should hesitate about ongins
embassy property there
Air. Bryan emphasized that the
government should provide embassies
- chat poor men Woald nor hesitate
10 accept TIRE diplomatic posts
eve shouid not force this eut ern-
ment Co choose its dluiomltisis from
rich mpn only, he said. "rhero are
not onouEh men among our money
makers ltiod Tor thc best diplomatic
service and we should not allow rich
te SGT standard of exc
rense thar would Ombarrnss those
who succeoded them In an effort To-
Keep up the pace"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17
BELIEVED THAT RUIZ is
ALSO IN NEIGHBORHO0D

Margaritn Cundul1rIa under scu-
tcucc uf ten years lu The pcuit,uttry
for murder committed 100 ,hIs gouu-
Is, who escaped Irom the state prise
ON lusi "Wednesday uth HiWrIo Ruiz
under lfr sentence for tho same
crime. was captured early this MORN
iug short distance west of lslgta ul
station WatDhman " 80 PIus.us
and Tunm1strr VIII Thomas OF tho
Santa Fcs Eip irandc division. ace
c0rding Go telcuhon, message rc-
ccNcd by local officers ioda5
Details of tho captur. cot Candle
lHria are lacking but th, men who
have him n chars, state th1t thoy
are certain ol his identity and that
they have advised th, p,ultontiaT
officials 30 send guard for him,
Thc prisoner win he brought Co hlhu-
puerluo tonight ut q O'Clock 1lI re-
guard BE- expected from SANTA Ft to-
night Go take charge OF him.
The captors state that thoN believe
his companion Ruiz b. also Zoo tho
nolghhorhood OF lsirtu.
Thcro is reward Of 800 each for
the men.
They effected thoir esD1u, while
guards az me prison were busy with
H freight train switching iu the yard.
TN, mon went over the walt mount
ed double on "a convenient horse aHd
made their getaway Five others
who won't over the wall with them
were captured.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17
SCHOOL FUNDS WILL
NOT 60 INTO
STATE ROAD
B 0 \ D 5
Supreme Court Upholds Treas
urer Marion and Refuses 10
Issue Mandamus Asked by
Governor Mcdonald.
COURT HOLDS LOAN BOARD
HAS ONLY A VETO POWER

The state supreme court 900 60 de-
cisiun made public iu santa ne today
boa the case of the State Loan Conn
mission VS. state Treasurer % 81 Mar
ron. sustaius the position OF the treus-
urer and denies the petition oi the
commission, OF two OF its members
asking writ ut mandamus Goo compel
the treasurer Co invest the state school
FUNDS Boo the 100000 issu, CT state
highway bonds recently voted by Oh,
2coplr of New Mexico and tor which
market has NOT been found up Co
this time
The Cuso is of general interest not
only ir connection with the placing of
che road bonds and the investment OF
th school FUNDS. Uut boo the defining
OF The powers 0f tho state Loan com
mission This commission is com
posed ~ the governor the attorney
general and the state treasurer Tho
governor proposed that tho state
school funds held for permanent in
Nestmcnt ana derived from sales Of
state school huds. bc invested Coz tho
100000 state highway bond issue Tho
state treasurer refused tu mako such
Investment. ou th. ground THAI bot
ter interest u. and better i'm
'"stment could Boz, had for such funds
than Oh, hishwH. bonds afforded Tho
W1joriN OF th, commission. th, gov.
ornor ana attorney general thcn
sought Zoo muHN.uus the treasurer Geo
maE. the Investment.
While tho opinion OF Tho court has
Iuf ItUtlrI NIU...sf.u. DO O.. .I.t.I
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17
rMoNn -


received az lhe capital to-day. q FUR
thtf Fons was sdmlu.s,urca 10 ihe
rsteis nf SAN Lofcnso yesterday
tftef the taeaHefrcnt enc followers
uf 1apala tok refuge In the rough
fsinttt 90 lht hne 30 Mount Afusco.
twenty uHiite sosia az Mexico city
The pAnickK condition growing oni
~ ~ refusal 81 state bank bills was
aWgmenitd today ~ The flooding 81
me ciiy with this currency oy rtfu-
atea fhiof4 @ranHrle fsom the
northern states. cach 81 whom
hfuueht an accommodation.
Thn Refugees naturally applied to
tne t'entrai osnk watch was quickly
confronted with the prospect 90 be-
ing drgiued ~ reaet uatit papor and
left wth notes possibly good hut not
eaelis convertible Th,s was due 81
tht fart that eht banks 81 issue were
unable a. shin silver for the redemp-
tlup Of The paper "a accopnt of the
refusal ~ an express compauy 60
carry the money shrouEh districts
where rebels are numerous
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17

soc hoNcs Micro1onc Bnup Cure
~ iabicts-25c, cash price. T.. W.
Ice.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17

Colds Cause Headache and Grip
LAXATIVE HROMO QUINN mb-
tets remove cause There l. only
ono 'BROMO QCtNlNE" u has
signature OF r. W. GROVE on box.
25o.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17
Ladies Hdh'Es

Largest and most varied
stock Of Ladies Handkerchief
in New Mexico from sc to
$3.50 each. Some extra at
tractive Special Values for
Gifts
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17
PERSONALS

w % Buchcr % wen known banker
and outtlcmau of uUsburo aud 10
plsp. i- Boo Albuquerque today looking
after business
~ o. Schultz manager of the
Southwestern Land and Irrigation
gompan.s big farm at los Luuas. ls
u Albuquerque TODAY un business
S. Field cot pucrpr.tu. IS 49,.
Is lon the D.N 1u business matters
IT, A. .up.u, deputy state Iuuur-
1u.. commissioners arrived Iu Nlhu-
pucrluc Ds afternoon. making Che
trIp from Santa Fc Goo hI- automobile.
Ms Lon o. AmIiu state Librarian.
arrives FOO Nnuuu,rIu. from santa
Fc today for visit tu friends
There nIu be I'd called meeting OF
O. IS Warren Post SO. tomorrow
cycn.uE. the lNth lt 1.aU at the of-
flee of Mcdonald and MugpIcy. Third
aud Go'd, to transact ANS business
that may properly come befur, the
post Hy order uf r. a. Wylkiur
j. e. j q. caldwell. 1diutHut
Or Bruce kinney for FOUR years
tho successful pastor of iIr Albu-
qucrpuc Iupuer church and 700 press
Cut one cot 90, leading men ln thc
work of tbo denomination Iu the west
has arrived FOO iho .ly from bis bond-
quarters boz Topeka aud Nu attend
tho regular midVart uuycr service 100
tho church tonight
The Women Missionary society OF
the proshytoriuu church viii hold ts
annual christmas meeting aud JDa BOB
the church uarlor tomorrow after.
noon at 2.1u.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17

Vera Cruz. Dec. i7.---rhc krenprin-
zersln ceoeiic arrived here today with
ffa fatsstHucrA Only q few 80 them
Wefe rffugcee from Tampico The
Aiprrp Castle also arrived hi>nNiur
eishi passengers AlI az ihem rec
ported nofmnl conditions nt Tampico
whore there Is no present expectation
of another rebel attack
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17
\. Y. SURETY CO.
SEEKS TO RECOVER
BIG sum
Empire State Company Sues
Clark M. Carr as Indemnitor
on $4,000 Bond of A. w.
Arson.

The Empire state surety compan,
a. New York. yesterday filed suit IN
the district court against clark NJ
Carr of Albuquerque in an action Go
hold Captain Carr responsible az in-
demnitor ga the bond 90 A. W An
SON. at on time prominent coutrac-
tor here. made by The New York COM
psny So the sum of $4,000
The petition filed today in the dis
iriot clerks office roCitcs that Ausor
hc'd contract fof the construction
o tha iocal postoffice building and
tnat tho surety company bonded him
u tho sum ot sff. 600 AFR Carr an-
pcarinr in the bond us indcmnltor
Arson nIed ln business ard rari.
rus creditors who nre made pnrtics
to tho suit against the Albuquerque
mann. by I'd, Plaintiff cpmUau.
brought suit against the surety com
pany for their severed claims TN
Sow York COMPANY now socks Go hold
Capt Carr ro pons'blc FOR these
claims
Broom Machinery n Iitigu.hun.
Judge Eayrolds was occupied tho
greater pay, off today with the crep
ot the Lipo Walwth company of Syr-
ueusD a. 81. manufacturers ~ broom
motinF machinery VS. e.. f.. Gurlrr of
Albuquerque. uu action in replerm iu
which tha plaintiff seeks Zoo recover
certain broom mauufactutlng mH,hIr-
af sold to Gardner brothers who op-
GRATED broom factory hero f.r
avhiIc
Gardner brothers mortgarcd the
mgchiuory to Guriry tn, gasa rcsts
upnu zee character or ths .ufc of tho
machinery to Gardner brother. and
whether or mot 20 mortgage vae given
/ GA thc machinery wmch had mat been
tti-ficd
ON completion of this case tbc court
TOOK up Oh. case OF thc state National
Hauk. ys W 10 Gulonvutcr an ac.
tion ipynltiur contract for tho saIo
lof certain stock ~ the Montrzuma
THRUST company
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17
COWBRAN Not SELLING
OCT no TrT OCTDpU~

London Dee ~ Lord Cowdray Co.
denying to-day statement published
ln Now York to tho effect that he 8as
about to dhp0se of his Mexican oI
Interests go on american conccru.
fald.
AeHhtr mF firm Hor ! haFc cold
nor are about DO seil our McXicau OH
inieresis 90 tho Standard on company
~ anyone else"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17

SOC bnNcs Pacific stock Food Com
pany Worm Powder for Horses aud
Cattle, 25c. cash price. a.. ". Zee.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17

Candies Whtmlu's aud Park 4
TIlford's-frosh al Ncw Mexico cigar
Company
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-17
CONVICT
IS CAUGHT At
ISLETA

Waterman and Santa Fe
Trainmaster Run Down
Margarito Candelario Under
Ten Year Sentence for Muir
der.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
LONG DISTANCE PICTURES.
hsw rhsy rransmit Phstssrsphs b
Telegraph In France.

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"s~ ivy -, ..
:'sssI" ,.-... =. ,,,...
In france inc '..n'" ~
graphs over telegraph "' ~"
practical for newspaper work. ana pc
lures sent in this way appear In the
Paris papers. ILLUSTRATION Il taking
the lead, and one station II installed at
~. pat. os,ce and another At Monte
C..,. ,,.. co,.,.,a. American has the
s'u':~.-. :. ~. n-on....
Ao'U"ins .e.o'1. y. -. ...,
n'tosapn. AU AAe. .,..a.,- A.
noon ~ Aaonte Ssl'o a.1 S H.. ~.
ve'opeo IN .ne isuol..s a., =.
pnotos'.pneI. pep.tS . .. ~.
direct p.'n.'ns from tne no. -
eopperp'..e - ccvolsu WIN ""
parane' nus. VI ia.uia.ns
very tnin IN inc whlts p.f.s snu u ~.
IN tne o.acA.. nos un'iAo @ 80:
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23

spif1n and Mimi were friends.
They were strolling along one sunny
Sunday afternoon in the rear Of their
respective wives when Spimns. who
was always something Of a worrier,
broke the contented silence.
Look here. old man." said he. 81
know you say the most awfully nice
things about me to my face. and I've
no reason to believe you do anything
else behind my back. But 1t bucks a
chap up to be criticised by bis friends
every now and then. you know"
"You want me to criticise your"
asked Mimi. mildly smiling the clear
and frosty air.
II do" answered spifan. throwing
out his chest and striking 1t impress
sively. at wonld do me all the good
In the world"
Mimi looked sideways at his friend
and then burst out.
Look here. spifin, you're six feet
two: I'm ave feet four. You can't
seriously mean you want my private
opinion Of you. 1t can't be done. old
chap; can't be done."-Answers.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
RAklNe THE OCEAN.
New Wirs Drag That swssps the ssas
and Locates Distractions.

New Wirs Drag That ewssps the esas
and leeatss Distractions.
Pinnacle rocks. ancient wrecks and
other ocean bottom obstructfons that
have for centuries taken their toll Of
human life and dollars In ship disasters
have been discovered by the United
States coast and geological survey at
harbor entrances and in much frequent.
cd waters of the United States through
the use Of the new wire drag that
sweeps the seas.
This simple invention, simple at least
In its operation. has saved and will
save uncounted millions of dollars and
numberless lives. Already 1t has been
used to sweep the entrances to the
Panama canal ON the Pacific side In
preparation for the opening Of this
great waterway, and one dangerous
rock obstruction heretofore unbound
and uncharted has besn discovered.
This was In the pathway Of shippins
through main approach. Had Il bsen
found BY the costly expedient Of rum
ming Z great ship upon It the world
might have had another horror.
Through the old method Of sounding
with lead and line It was impossible
to find rocks. wreck spars and other
similar distinctions, because the lead,
even IL 1t struck these bodies standing
perpendicuIarly in the water. would
slip from them and find the bottom
level, maybe twenty or hundred feet
below.
-
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23

Under the headline What Can They
Do With Them?" Vienna paper tells
of number of thefts which were re-
Gently perpetrated in churches In that
city. From the Church of st. Stanis-
laus statue Of st. Peter was stolen.
Of which the account says, "It is made
of wood, dark brown in color, many
hundred years old and priceless" The
thief, who is believed to be a youth
who was once employed in a cloister.
also visited the Church Of the Angels
choir and carried away wood carv-
ing three feet high and Of the same
length at the base, representing the
baptism Of Christ by St. John. The
list includes several other similar OBJ
jects of worth and the suggestion that
foreign collectors Of old church dec
orations may be interested"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
HIGHER EDUCATION.

shes an aisebraic wonder: all her ieisur'
time she spends
Solving problems In equations that are q
her nnxers' ends.
In the higher mathematics she has gatnet
. college fame.
Where her geometric genius added luste
to her name.
She II up on trigonometry. and nSures ar
her forte.
For she even knows the age Of Ann. &C
cording to report.
But when playing OF rubber It's pip<
she'll never miss
Gurgiing sweetly to her partner some Ia
spirsd phrase like this:
eyes. indeed! Just dote on bridge. Iti
such lovely. scientific game! Let's sss-
what's trumpsr'
She has read the leading authors. and heI
diction II most choice.
She can rattle reams from Browning In q
cultivated voice.
Never platitude she utters; she's original
and bright.
And she scorns to use expressions that
are commonplace or trits.
But it's safe to bet some evening she'll b
gazing At the moon
With chaps that humming marches that
are popular In June.
And he'll ask Q single question a. she
slips her hand In his.
And she'll whisper in his waistcoAt some
unique reply like this:
''oh, John, this IL 20 suddenr
She 10 versed in many languages. from
Dutch to Corsican.
She can quote dozen poets In the tongue
of quaint Japan.
She excels in French and 6panish. and Il
even has been said
She knows all the rules Of grammar In .
language that II dead.
But tho day - some time coming whsn
she'll prattle quite offhand
In . tongue so weird and complex that no
man can understand.
She'll b talking to bundle 'twixt q rap
turc squeeze and kiss.
And her line OF conversation will most
likely run like this:
''Dodbessum's itty-bitsy heartums! DID
UNI naughty tolic hurtum's itty tummy!
Zero. Eere, don't 90 cwy. muvver's itty-
bitsy pwecious heartums!'
ELLA Bentley Arthur in Judge.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
TEN LITTLE SPEED BUGS.

First little spssd bug. whom the worA was
young
His end BY racing dinosaur TIL now has
been unsun8.
Second littis speed bus-worid bad older
Sled raos down . hiilsids-famliy ,.et
Third little speed bug racing on tbs lake
Skin canoe turned turtls-tothsr won the
stake.
Fourth It'll. speed bug. hrst to ride I.
Lost contro,-h,s anish came very quick
indssd.
Fifth little speed bug In . chariot race
dolsful easel
Sixth little speed bug rode safety bike.
He was the lovsllest corpse that ever
struck the pike.
seventh little spssd bug. . motorcycle
The churchyard grasses many moons
above his grave have grssnsd.
Eighth little speed bugs two hundred h
p. car
skidded, hurtIed through the fsncs-hs
couldn't stand the jar.
Ninth little speed bug soaring round and
round
Air craft hi. pocket. and the speed bug
hit the ground.
rsnth little speed, bug. though be has
speeded some,
studIes how he to still more speedy end
may come.
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SOMETHING WRONG.
But Il Wssns tl,s Patients r.vM ma
He cSuldn't Hear.

But II Wasnt the Patients Pavh Thal
He csuldn't Hear.
A man went to physician and said
doctor. I've got trouble with mi
right ear. What can you do for msi''
The doctor held his watch . fsot
away from the patients ear and asked.
"Can you heal the tick7'
II can barely hear It,"
The physician got out some Interest,
ing looking instruments and removed
q large lump Of wax from the aiiins
member.
Now. you ought to hear better" u
said and held the watch as before
The man listened.
Don't you hear 1t better nowT
mo; l don't hear 1t at ALL"
That's queer" said the doctor and
took another look.
Are you sure you don't hear now1"
81 can hear you. but can't hsar the
watch"
Lets try your well ear. Can yos
hearT'
!, Never a tick
The doctor looked pushed. Ths pa-
tient looked alarmed.
..See here, doctor, when yen dug me
that time you didn't destroy my bear
ing, did your
II couldn't have done that" SAID TIE
doctor. "Yet something h certainly
wrong. Listen again.
The man listened with the intentneaa
of suburbanite trying to hear street
car at 11:3O o'clock on stormy night
But he shook his head at last.
"lf you have wrecked my eardrunas
DOCTOR" he began. "I'll"-
But he did not finish his threat, fol
just then the doctor put his watch 10
his own ear. grinned foolishly and said:
II guess forgot to wind the blamed
thing last night."-Newafk News.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
African Diamonds.

The newest diamond field Is in the
Kasal river district, Belgian Kongo,
West Africa. The famous De Beers
group Of mines at Kimberly, South
Africa. have heretofore furnished IS
per cent Of the worlds diamond sup
ply. Their annual output II about
$44Ooo.OOO. and since their discovery
In 1867 they have produced 5000, OOO,-
900 worth of diamonds. The remain
ing 8 or per cent Of the worlds sup
ply has come from India, Brazil, Bor-
neo and Australia. There are many
diamond occurrences in the United
States. but none 30 far Of any impor-
tant commercial consequence. = New
York American.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
n. wrsns Les.

II IN WVUuU W.
Andy Flower has q now Scotch story,
or II It's not new It's 70 old that ev-
erybody else has forgotten 1t. 70 III
Just a. good n new. This b II: Sandy
Mac Dougai was . brave iad of twelve.
Ose day be fell Of The roof and broke
kis leg. Hi pArssts carr5ed him ben
the hooss and strstchit him - the bed.
where be grained and graf while the
doctor was sent for. when the doctor
came Sandy dtdna want him to touch
his iex for fear It would hurt But
the doctor explained that 1t mann b
done.
"whilk leg Is 1t. Sandy. lad7" speired
the doctor. Is
This ane.' whined Sandy.
The doctor seized the ankle. put bis
fut in sandy's oxter and gied the LEG
sic yerk that the lad was nigh pulled
In twa. He jammert like 4 bosgie.
Then the doctor put on q bit bandage
and went ava.
"DA 1t hurt. ladder" asked the aud
feyther.
INA sac m,,ckle as 1t micht,". an
swered the lad. grinning. II wasna sic
fule ~ to gle him ma sair legI''-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
Literally Speaking.

The geography class was in session,
and the teacher pointed a finger to the
map on the classroom wall.
"Here on one hand we have the far
stretching country Of Russia. Willie"
she asked. looking over her pupils and
settling on one small boy at the end
Of the class. what do we see on the
other hand?'
Willie. hopeless with fright, hesitated
q moment and then answered:
"Warts!'-Short Stories.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
Australia. to savs Giant Trees.

australia 70 Save Giant Trees.
popular movement has been set on
foot In Australia to preserve the gigan-
tic stringy barks. various species Of
eucalyptus. Of that country. which far
exceed in height the famous "big trees'
OF California and are the tallest trees
In the world. These trees sometimes
attain heights ranging from 400 to 500
feet. Their timber is exceedingly val.
liable. and for this reason they have
been ruthlessly destroyed by lumber
men. while no proper steps have been
taken to provide for their reproduction.
New York Sun.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
Didn't squsai.

Here is bit Of cross examination
dug up by Jovial lawyer from his
fund of "Reminiscences:
Q. Now. what were the exact words
used by the prisoner when he spoke
to you?
A. He said he stole the watch.
Q. No, no! He wouldn't have used
the third person.
A. But there was no third person:
only the two of us.
Q. Then he must have said. II stole
the watch"
A. Maybe you did. but he didn't
squeal on you.-New York Globe.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23

"You admit, them" inquired the
magistrate severely. "that you stole
the pig?"
II suppose I must" said the pris-
0ner.
Every WELL" returned the magis-
trate, with decision. There has been
lot Of pig stealing going on around
here lately. and l am going to make
an example of you or none Of us will
be safe."-Tit- Bits.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
N,t., Frem The Nurssry.

Despite the chill wintry blast IT,
two young men decided upon an after.
Moons fishing from punt usoorsd in
the swift running river.
When they returned their moses
were shrammed with cold. but through
It all they had a smile-and creel
containing some very small and d.
cidetlly immature fish.
The young lady-she was sister 10
one of the fishermen and the apple Of
the eye Of the other angler-met them
a. they were wriggling out Of tbelr
overcoats.
All" she remarked teasingly. 10
you've been fishing again despite the
cold wind! Let me see. Fish 90 IN
schools, don't they?"
"But why do you askr' asked the
angler who was not brother 10 the
lady. but who would have liked to b
something else.
'Er-nothing." she replied demureiy.
II was only thinking. Er-you've been
fishing In the infants class, haven't
your'-L0ndon Telegraph.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23

Teddy was walking across the delds
with his grandpa when he saw COW
for the FIRST time. what II that.
grnndpa?" he asked. why. that's
only 4 cow" was the reply. "And what
arc those things on his head?" Horns.
Teddy" The two walked ON. Pres
emily the COW mooed loud and long.
Teddy was amazed. Looking back. he
said, (which horn did she blow. grand
pay'-London Weekly Telegraph.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-08-23
No Mendse.

"Oh. look what pretty kitten.
mammal exclaimed little Harry
while visiting at the home Of neigh.
Dor.
Eyes" said his mother. land Just
think. Harry. 1t never CRIES"
'Well. why should itr' rejoined Har-
~. Nobody ever tries to wash Its
neck and ears."-New York Globe.