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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Men who can be bought imagine that
they can't be caught.
The deserving poor are usually
those who don't deserve to be.
Consolation can be found in the
dictionary, but it's an inferior variety.
No, Cordelia, soldier is not en-
titled to a pension for getting half
shot.
The man who tried to kick his way
into popularity learned better after
awhile.
After a spinster has married she
may discover that she merely drew a
consolation prize.
If man is too proud to beg and too
honest to steal, what business has he
in politics?
e. ***
While a young man may admire a
kittenish girl, he should remember
that kittens grow up.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
Northum berland Surnsmes,

For quaint surlHulpS one should
search the records of Northumberland
A. G. Bradley has nlndp II collection OF
some OF these Northumberland pat
rOnymiCs He Is writing Of the times
Robert Unthmnk ~ those days Among
others. too. we find the name Of Adam
Aydrunken. who upset his hoat IN
the Tyne and accidentally drowned
his wife. Beatrice Cecilia. the wife
Of John Dnkuthman mnCouth man. cut
her throat with II razor The incident
requires no explanation Another m
the nose. L ondOn Spectator
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
A. the Bottom of the Ocean.

The temperature at the bottom OF
the ocean is nearly down to freezing
point and sometimes actually, below t.
There is total absence of light. az
far as sunlight is concerned. and there
Is an enormous pressure, reckoned It
about ton to the square inch In every,
thousand fathoms. which is 100 times
greater than that of the atmosphere
we live in. at $500 fathoms the
pressure is thirty times more powerful
than the steam pressure OF locomo |
tive when drawing a train up a steep
grade.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
Man Who Rensadcd Charles |

Perhaps the nearest British analogue
for the puzzle about the Man Win
the Iron Mask" is the Identity OF the
masked eXpcutiuuer who Deheaded
Charles l. He was Richard Brandon.
ragman. who was also the common
hangmHn Brandon admitted thai
they made him do II for f30." which
by grim jest was paid in half crowns.
New York sun.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
Too Vigorous.

Vicar Ito sextonD-That pulpit cush-
ion is worn ont. Edward | wish you
would see that u new one Is put on.
Edward (grimlyl-Yes. sir; know Il
be worn ont. an It's the third one this
year II amt my place to pass re-
marks. sir. hut in my opinion there's
such a thing rs carryln religion lee
tie too fart London Opinion.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
WILL MOVE INSURANCE OFFICE

City Secretary John A. Moore has
leased, by the month, one lofthe rooms
on the second floor of the City Hall,
in which he will conduct his insurance
office, to be convenient to the City
Secretarys office The room was un.
occupied, and as Mr.. Moore offered
the rent of IS a month, the Council
accepted the proposal.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

The most wonderful cargo with
which ship ever sailed will leave San
Pedro. Southern California, some time
next month, bound for China. The
cargo will consist of the remains OF
six thousand Cinnamon who have died
in this country during the past fifty
years. Just think if that phantom ship
should go down, what bunch of bones
for Davy Jones!
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
ExempIified.

Georgie-Auntie what does irony
mean: Auntie-lt means to say one
thing and mean the opposite. like call
ing rainy day fine day. George
think understand you. auntie.
Wouldn't this be irony: "Auntie,
don't want II nice big piece of cake%
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

Colonel Bailey of the Houston Post
says he has trembed so much over
the fate of the peach crop this spring
that the ordinary ague remedies fail
to compose him.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

The Eagle believes steadfastly in
States rights, and if any of the States
enact laws distasteful to some country
ten thousand miles away, let all the
other States back her up and tell the
disgruntled bunch to come on.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
Illusions Of Wealth.

"BliGgins was assessed for four
times the amount OF personal property
he actually owns"
why doesn't he appealT"
"He is afraid to. His wife takes
pride In showing the notice to the
neighbors." - Washington Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
Tho Strange Part.

"Isn't 1t strange that 80 few men
discover the secret Of success In life?'
"Yes. but IT'S stranger still that the
secret Is still a secret Surely some OF
the men wb" discovered 1t must have
told it to their wives. Philadelphia
Press
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

At this season of the year the crops
are always beset by the devil and the
deep blue sea. Looking across the
months. however, we can always hear
the hum of the gins and the rumble
of the corn wagons.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

Tomorrow is Sunday. If you have
a regular place in the chnrch you
ought to be in it; and if you have not,
you should connect with one as soon
as possible.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

Ty Cobb has signed with Detroit. 1t
will doubtless never be known whether
it was the lure of the game or the
yearning for the pay envelope that
brought him around
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

The Houston Post doubts that the
Dallas sharpshooters will accept the
disarmament feature of Mr.. Bryan's
peace movement.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

The new Council is moving off
grandly. They mean business, they
are in earnest, and things are going
to happen.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
Scientific.

A scientific writer says that the only
color that can be determined by the
sense OF touch is blue. True enough.
man always knows when he feels
blue New Orleans Picayune.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

Anyway, the Secretary of State
never before travelled from Washing
ton to the capital of distant State
in an effort to influence State legisla'
ton.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
Very Different.

Blinkers Hello. Winkers! hear
you married woman with an indie
pehdent fortune Winkers SADLY
N-np married fortune with an In
| dependent woman.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

Subscribers will confer favor on
the management by telephoning the
Office promptly when carriers fail to
deliver the paper, or when change Of
residence occurs.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
Cunning.

Cunning always has been the often
sive and defensive weapon OF iGno
rance. Match cunning with cunning"
only as a last resort-John A. How
land.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

Will we have a baseball game to-
morrow? 1t will be disgrace to the
city if we do.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

An exchange heads a news item
thus: Man with Broken Neck Dies. "
They generally do.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26

Happy is the man who does all the
good he talks of.-Italian Proverb
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-04-26
Bryat1 Dailg lcaglr
T. AND PILOT
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Entered as second-class matter April
a3, 1910, at the postoffice at Bryan,
Texas, under the Act of March 8, 1879.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
DANGER IN DELAY
Kidney Diseases Are Too Dangerous For Norwich People to Neglect.

The great danger of kidney troubles is that they so often get a firm hold before the sufferer recognizes them. Health will be gradually undermined. Backacne. headache. nervousness, Iameness, soreness, Iumbago, urinary troubles. dropsy. gravel and Bright's disease may follow as the kidneys get worse. Don't neglect your kidneys. Help the kidneys with Doan's Kidney Pills. which are so strongly recom- nended right here in Norwich.
 Mrs. J. E. Sundstrom, Norwich, Conn, says: "For several years suffered from backache and other symptoms of dfsordered kidneys. had about despaired of ever getting relief when I was advised to try Doan's Kid ney Pills about a month ago. I pre- cured a supply of the remedy at N. D. Sewn & Sons Drug Store, and through using them my kidneys were strength ened and felt better in every way"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. -Mifburn Co.,. Buffalo, New York. sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name Doan's = and take no other.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

ae High Cost of Living and How to
 ,..e It proved a topic of interest tc
 men and women as evidenced by
 asge attendance at the address
 by Rev. Madison c. Peters of
 York in the Sunday school room
 0sgood Memorial under the au-
 0f the Mems club of the Park
 ationa1 church at o'clock Fri eeen4ng. President F'. S~sBunnell ;4Il1eces the speaker, who held the
 and interested attention of his
 ~nce throughout his address, which punctuated with humorous re- .lai Ks and stories. He spoke in part t;s follows:
 Trtilh is mighty scarce-and some say some things which you won't like, but somebody ought to say them The high cost of living and revolution are identified closely. The American rev toIution was brought about by the high cost of living. due to King Georges taxes. America should take 8 warn ing from the lessons of history. Be- reason to believe that she will live forever. We are today repeating all the mistakes of all the republics of ell tuae. The prophecy that the ocean was dug for Americas grave, that the w5fnds shAd be her winding sheet and that her mountains will stand as her monument, I pray to God may not come true. The millions of votes polI- ed by the socialists at the recent elec- Of unrest and dissatisfaction felt in the country. am not a pessinist, but do not believe in covering ones eyes to real dangers. We are today heading towards a revolution in America, and when a revolution comes
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
To Keep the Face
 Fresh, Clear, Youthful

INa-lonaI HygIenfc Review. )


 More important than the cosmetic care of the complexion is it's physical care. To keep the face clean. fresh, youthful, there's nothing better than common mercolized wax. It absorbs the so11ed faded wornout skin par ticles. Using cosn cites simply adds umnwhole m meness to the complexion. That's the difference. By all means, acquire the meroolized wax habit. It's so easy to get an ounce of the wax at the druggist's. apply at night like cold There's no detention indoors. the old skin coming. off so gradually no one in a week or two the a1luring1y youth fu1, r9selike. u1aderskin is fully in view made-up complexion after that It must be apparent that this process 1H cans complete riddaRce of all eutane- eus b1efnishes, lAe freckles, pimples, bietehes and blackh eads.
 For obstinate wrinkles, face batI, made by disseiving an ounce of saxo- lite in a half pint witch hazel sur passes massage cream and everything else for results.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
worse mess of the things than the men

| worse mess of the things than the men 1 have already.
 1 Lack of Systematic Housekeeping. l Another reason. and a big reason, l for the high cost is the lack of sySte- l matic housekeeping. Eighty-seven per cent. of the girls who go to high school l study dead languages. They do not | learn them, just study them. Three per cent. study domestic science. Re suit: marriage, dyspepsia, divorce I want to see, the day of practical house | keeping, when the woman will know how, where and for what she pays. We blame the middleman. We al ways blame the wrong fellow. The middleman gets big price for things, but we make him spend so much to suit ourselves that at the last analysis we are to blame for the price we pay The grocer is the poorest slave of ev- daylight to midnight. We forget to anticipate our wants and keep him busy making deliveries due to our neglect. Fifteen per cent. is added to the cost of an article by the expense Of deliveries. In the department store a Shirtwaist selling for $1 brought the manufacturer 40 cents. Yet the 60 cents difference is eaten up in the ex- penses of the store. so the niddlen1an makes but the slightest profit The manufacturer does not make much. I believe that he cannot pay any higher wages than he is. The other fellow
 
 the process that's to blame. Our sys- tenn of distribution Is wrong; that's what makes the trouble. The credit system makes a big difference. for the up for the one who does not. Do you want to cut the cost of living? Then pay as you go. and if you can't pay, don't go. Forty per cent. of the cost of many articles is due to the package craze. Trading stamps add 4 per cent. These are the economic reasons why the cost of living is high. l am glad that the women have been here this evening, for 1t is the women who can solve the problem.
 Charity Won't Help.
 Cooperation will cut the cost of living. That has been done in Eng land. Charity won't help. The more charity, the less justice. Help the establishment of cooperative stores.
 Public Market.
 The speaker told of the success of his experiments with cooperative stores in New York and these, he said, will solve the problem. Let a few men public market where the producers can come in and sell direct to the con sumer, cutting out the cost of distri- button. The farmers today are letting food rot on the ground because they can't get enough in the markets to pay for the transportation; but with pub lie market they can get something for their stuff. <~The poor people can then afford to pay for their food and, the farmer will get more for his produce. In the south and in Europe there are public markets. and living is low. With an opportunity to get something for their produce the farmers will be as they never were before and the producer and the consumer will be inlmeasurably benefited We can cut out charity and the people can live.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

honor at the assembly rooms on Broadway, near Wall street. About 300 persons were present, including Washington and Adams. The presi-
 dent danced several times during the
 evening, taking part in the cotfllon the
 minuet and other dances. The func- ton, while sometimes spoken of as the inaugural ball. was entirely pri- vate. The earliest real inaugural ball
 was given at Madison's first inaugura-
 tion, and the center of attraction was. of course, Dolly Madison The ball
 ball has been omitted several times
 On the other hand, at Van Buren's and Folks 1nauguratiOns two balls were given and at the elder HaTrison's and Taylor's installations there were no fewer than three, all of which were attended by the respective presidents.
 News that 8 fresh attempt is to be made to recover sunken treasures from the ship General Grant recalls the story of that i'll fated vessel. She stfIed for London from Melbourne in 1866 and was wrecked off the Auck- lane islands. For two years her ris- appearance remained mystery. Then chance led to the rescue of a few survivors who told how the vessel had been dashed against a cliff 400 feet high and in sinking had been swept into a cave at it's base. There for close on half a century the wreck has lain in fourteen fathoms of water, with treasure to the value of $1,25o,000 in the bullion room to tempt the treasure hunter. The estimate may be exag
 geratton. but the report has already attracted five we'll equipped expfditions The swirl of the tide and the deadly backwash within the cave have so far defled the efforts of the most skillful and daring divers to reach the treas ure. It remains to be seen whether the sixth attempt will share the failure of its predecessors.
 Martin Publishers adventures in search of the northwest passage form Q curious mixture of daring and credulity. With the piraticaI instinct of the true Elizabethan, Forbisher was tempted to forego exploration in quest of phantom gold. One of his sailors had brought home 8 piece of black pyrite, which the goIdsIniths of Lon don declared to contain no gold, but which an Italian quack valued highly. The Italians advice being preferred, Forbisher went out a second time to reenland's icy mountains and brought home 200 tons of rubbish-that much tarnished the credit of his latter days. I
 Yet the Lord may not love a cheer full giver of advice.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

Yet the Lord may not love a cheer- ful giver of advice.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
CURIOUS BITS OF HISTORY.

When AIr. Wilson refused to sanc- ton the inaugural ball he struck a blow at a tradition as old as the pres idency. When the arrangements were being made for Washington's first in- auguration the managers of the City Assembly, the fashionable dancing class of New York, planned to give an inauguration ball. But Mrs. Wash ington did not accompany the presi- dent to New York, and the design was abandoned. Just one week later, how ever, a ball was given in Washington's s
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

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Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
W0 adwePHSs
 exactly as # Es
You ought to look

especially this Spring at our Blue Serge Suits; we have a particularly good line of these goods; and no fabric ever made gives such general satis- faction as blue serge; always looks dressy; always looks and feels cool.
 Priced $12.OO, $500, $18.OO, $2O.OO up to $25.OO.
 Tailored to fit and hold shape.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
Glove Department

MISSES CHAM IsETTE GLOVES in white or yellow. LADIES' c HAM ISETTE GLOVES in yellow and white.
 A PAIR ....-................ 25c LADIES' H A M OIS TIE GLOVES of high grade in either yellow or white.
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-07-19
TO CURE SPEED MANIACS

The increasing number Of fatalities
and lesser accidents from the speed
ing of automobiles has become Ma.
tional concern Those killed and Grip.
pied by automobiles are no longer num-
bered by units, by tens, by scores or
even by hundreds, taking the country
at large. The dead and the crippled
run into the thousands yearly, and the
remedy for the unbearable conditions
Is anXiously sought. As stated by the
Philadelphia Record, the "speed mania
and the willingness by many automo-
bile drivers to take a chance is re.
sponsible for ninety-nine accidents for
every one caused by unsupported de-
fects in the mechanism OF the cars. -
That is a statement which probably has
universal application, and the fair de-
duction is that the motorists "have
got to be taught and made to drive
carefully
But how to do it. Our PHILADELPHIA
contemporary lays down what it con-
siders 10 be the true remedy. First.
1t urges n campaign Of education in
safe driving. All safe drivers who
wish to use the highways without risk
ing their lives and the lives OF Others.
should Join, and there should be also
an organization of car owners. This
is the prime requisite. The vast ma.
.iority Of automobile owners dread even
worse than the general public does.
any accident caused by their machines
This Is natural, for no one wishes 10
kilI or iniure another; and besides.
accidents cost money. On both these ac-
counts, therefore, il is clearly to the in
terest aud coDsonaDt 10 the feelings
of the great mass OF automobile owners
that safety in the use OF the automo
bile should be absolutely assured.
rs second protection. the Record
argues that the laws against speeding
should be made reasonable, and then
rigidly enforced, "not with fines. which
with many offenders arc matters Of
indifference, but with round terms Of
imprisonment.
Both OF these suggestions seem to
us to be sound and good. Automobile
owners are organized into associations
or societies, generally, in the different
cities of the United States. II is fo
their interest undoubtedly, as IL Ger.
tainly is conformablc to their humane
sentimepts, to do everything possible
to prevent accidents of any kind in
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-07-19
ASSESSMENT NO. q.

The Tar Baby Mining company. pr,n-
eipal place OF business. Salt Lake S',rv
i1 LoSauoP ot mines. South Fork. Big Cot
Nouce Is hereby given that at a meet
ing OF the board Of directors of the Tar
Baby Mining company, held on the p7th
day OF June, 1918. assessment No ~
one-fouTth tD cent per snare was lev,ed
upon the capital stock or tho corpora !.
tloH Issued and outstanding. paVs SIo
Immediately 10 w, w Trimmer. Conf.
nental NATIONAL bank East Second Somth
Sait Lake City. Utah. or c. Fred Crew
ll3S East Fifth South. Salt Lake City
Any stock upon which This assessnocr,
may remain unpaid on the lst day OF
August. 1915. will be 6ellnquent and ,J-
veTtlsed for sale al public auction and
unless is payment Is made before win be
SOD s9s on tne 27th day OF August, 1919. al
Sz- Atas block ct o'clock d. m ar ,Se
y oonlpany oince, 10 pay the deiInouenf
assessment thereon, together with fbs
COSTS OF advertising md expenses ~ sain
L !. GREENE, Sccretarv,