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The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07
Living Off Others Haste

Collected a dollar sixteen SO far.
and It's my first trip"
Say, what's the idea?" asked the
curious bystander.
You see, It's this way" said Bill.
Il figured that there ought to be
enough forgotten pennies to make 1t
worth my while.
Got on at the Grand Central and
took look over the slot machines
and found cents just lynn there
waitin' for some smart guy like me
to pick 'em up. That's what started
me on me present career. shoestrings
and suspenders havin' failed aud a
newsstand gone to smash.
Il start from my home 18th
street-about ten o'clock, just after
the early mornin' rush is over. and
look over the machines. Then ! get
on the next train and get off at the
next station. l can make close In
spection and have time left over be-
fore the next train comes along.
Bout noon I'm down to the Battery
and II it's a pleasant day l rifle up
town on the elevated road, only
pIckin's not 80 good there. because
It's lighter"
How much do you collect in good
day?"
Anywhere from two to threH dol
lars. During the mobilization Of the
fleet ! picked up 500 pennies one day.
So long. here comes my train"
What an excellent idea" unused
the curious bystander as he got on
at 72nd street to change for the ex-
press. And Just to pass the several
minutes away he examined four slot
machines. to be rewarded by finding
three cents.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

This reused all of Roses anger and
when they reached the street she Is
said to have started preparing the de-
tective for physicians care. Healy
waltzed her right back Into the build
ing and as he attempted to lock her In
cell, she broke away and ran to the
court room.
Judge Courtney was listening to evi.
dence in another case when Rose ran
into the room
Judge, your honor, the cops have
pinched me, an amt guilty and be-
sides want jury trial she shouted
You'll sc; it," observed the judge.
Lock her Up"
The Judge leaned back and sighed.
Some Wapps." he said. Some
Wapps."
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07
CUT THIS OUT
Recipe that Breaks a Cold In a Day
and Cures Any Durable Cough.

From your druggist get half ounce
OF Globe Pine Compound Concentrated
pine) and two ounces of Glycerine.
rake these two ingredients home and
put them into a half pint of good whis-
to two teaspoonfuls after each meal
and at bedtime" Smaller doses to chill
get only the genuine Globe pine Com.
pound Concentrated Pine). Each half
ounce hottie comes in a sealed tin screw
i he will quickly get It. Many mix.
lures are of large quantity and cheaper,
put u is risky to experiment. This
formula comes from n reliable doctor
and is certain. This was first pub
nshed here six years ago and local
druggists say 1t has been in constant
demand ever since. Published by the
Globe Pharmaceutical laboratories Of
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07
When the Peanuts. Ran Out.

For two hours an old back country
man, who had never before seen an
elephant, had been standing before a
row of them in enrapt silence deal
ing out peanuts one at time. When
the last was gone and no more forth
coming. Jumbo, the largest elephant
reached over and removed the enter
tainer's hat from his head to the tor
of lions cage nearby.
For the first time in two hours the
old man expressed his emotions il
words You old two-tailed Indian
rubber nuisance you" he exclaimed
Indignantly. "If ! knew which end
your head was on, Id slap your face.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

A tippler with very red nose got
days work as laborer in a boiler
works. The same day he appeared
before the surgeon at the hospital
with his nose smashed.
Good gracious!" exclaimed the sur
geon. How did you manage to get
your nose smashed like that?"
oh" cried the sufferer, 81 put my
nose through hole in the boiler for
a sniff of fresh air. and the man out
side with the hammer mistook it for
red-hot rivet. And he only hit once
that's ALL
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

10 quit Work, anu
doctors failed to do
me any good. ! kept
getting worse all the
time, and 1t at last
turned to infiamma-
ton of the Bladder.
and l had given up
all hope. when one
day l received your
little booklet adyer-
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07
Tin. Rea, Villain,

"Arc you the villain of this troupe? p
asked the bar gageman who was han
ding theatrical trunks. No replied
the youth with black, curly hair. 81
used to be, but the real villain is the
treasurer of the company, and by this
time he must be about five hundred
miles on his way to somewhere west"
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07
No..

Mrs. Plodgitt gets all her gowns
from Paris"
she doesn't get her French accent
from there"
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

Yes. smoking is an expensive habit.
When one gives his friends cigars all
the year round his loss is no little
one" DO you mean in cigars or IN
friends?"-Ulk.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

The people of the Netherlands lead
the world in coffee drinking. Who
now will dare to say that coffee makes
people nervous ?-Chicago Record-Per
aid.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07
SUFFERED FOR 25 YEARS.

Mr.. r. NJ. F1eenor, r. F. D. 80. Otter.
bein, Ind, writes: Il had been suffer
err from Kidney Trouble for about 20
years. l finally got SO bad that had
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

Father can't understand why
you want to be a prize fighter!
Son-Easy! Because it's all prize
and no fight.-Judge.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

A cloth jacket is warmer than fur
lined coat. there being less temptation
to leave it open.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
tcething. softens the gums, reduces iniamma-
tiou ;Lllays pain cures wind cole 25c bottleAds
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

We'll. my little man. do you know
what an oath is?'
Yes, sir; was your golf caddie for
whole week last summer"
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07
Following Orders

Doctor Ito Mrs. j., whose husband
is very ilD-IIas he had any lucid in
tervals?
Mrs. J.-'E's 'ad nothing except
what you ordered. doctor.-Lippin-
colts.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

Makes the laundress happy-that's Red
Cross Bag Blue: Makes beautiful. clear
white clothes. All good grocers, Adv.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07
Depends,

Belle-Do you think it is unlucky to
marry in 1913?
Nell-Sure thing, if he's poor man.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

Silence may be golden. but silver
will shut mans mouth just as eff
fectively.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

Anyway. the leap year girl who pro-
posed to a man was merely trying to
make name for herself.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

His Caiiber

His Caiiber.
He has a heart of gold, grip OF
iron and will of steel"
"Humph! He must be Il man of
mettle."
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-07

DWrite to LYDIA f. PINKHAM MEDICINE CO.
(CONFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MASS, for advice.
Your letter will be opened, read and answered
by q woman and held In strict confidence.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12
MONROE GRAND JURY
ASKS LEGISLATION TO
SAVE COUNTY'S CASH

FORSYTH, GA, Feb. lin the pre- r.
sentiments read just before the adjourn
uent of The February term Of Monroe
superior court, the grand jury recon-
mended that The cuuntys representa-
tive Introduce a bill in the legislature
abolishiug The city court, because OF
the little litigation and few crimes in
Monroe county; that bill be intro
duced prohibiting the sale of pistols
and pistol cartridges IN Monyoc county
and that the act providing for three
commissioners Of roads and revenues
for the county be repealed ana the
countys affairs be placed in the hands
of one man.
The grand jury also recommended
that the county authorities exercise the
most rigid economy in the conduct OF
the county's affairs, and that the tax
rate be reduced to $l7 per $1,000. The
books Of the county officials and their
records were found in excellent shape,
as well as the county buildings
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12
NO ROOM IN SING SING:
SIXTY C0NVlCTS SHIFTED

NEW YORK, Feb. 11.--Warden John
(. Kennedy, of Sing Sing prison, has
shifted 90 convicts from there TO Clin-
ton prison to make room for new ar
rivals which have swollen the enroll
ment TO record breaking proportions.
Eighty prisoners have been commit
ted to Sing Sing from Greater New
York the past few days and these
oyertaxed the capacity OF the place.
Those moved are all old offenders.
The total enrolment now is 1852. A
week ago there were 1880 confined
there. or this number sixteen are
condemned men, as they cali slayers,
in the death house, which is over
crowded.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12
WOMEN WILL WEAR
GREEK AND HORSEY
STYLES IN SPRING

NhN DIRK. Feb. H. B0ierO coats
, 'u'..R Sfli's, paddoeN coats. Pussy VIII
~" S''NS' MOTH and Flame nantes,
, 'Iten gowns Shorthip lengths ana high
"aiSu'nes, were decreed for fashionable
"o'mei wear in an edict promulgated
~ 'i'e '>a""haI IaiIors and iressmakers
non no" meeting here
i'eIg - "ha5 you may wear.
- Ni-\,' AND SUMMER COATS arc
-. Ds p''e'o ana very short and much
, ,r't,il ,-,.,...
'i-i'h NEW EST Iajior-made
SHIFT Us conVeutiOnalized regulation
I''hE SKIRTS, fun about the saddle ana
''r'LuH az the feet
LIZ iiI INC RO'k PADDOCK
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12
GRAND JURY OF CRISP
IN ADJOURNED SESSION

CORDELE, GA, FEB. 1.-THE Crisp
county grand jury convened today in
adjourned session Two Of the cases
to be considered by the jury at this
time are those against j. d. Wilder and
Mary Orphanious, charged with con
Quoting a disorderly house. They were
bound over for hearing before this body
under The testimony of thirteen wit
nesses, all white men. submitted before
the justice court.
An adjourned term Of the Superior
court was called to convene today. but
Immediately after it went into session
and before any cases were tried, Judge
w. F. George announced that the court
would be continued until next Monday
morning
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12

ZEMO is q clean, antiseptic solution,
not a greasy paste or ointment You
simply apply it on the afflicted part
your pimples, blotches and blackheads,
all eCzeSla sores and pains, prickly
heat, rash, tester infiamed or Redeemed
skin, all disappear. 1t also cures dan
druif, which is scalp eczema. ZEMO IS
guaranteed to stop itching Immediately
1t gives instant relief.
II have had wonderful benefit from
your famous ZENO for the skin. It
has cuved my face completely" Miss
T.. n, Rugby Place, st. Louis Mo.
Go 20 any first-class drug store and
get 25c sealed bottle of ZEMO, or
sent direct on receipt of price by Il. W,
Rose Medicine Co., st. Louis, Mo.
sold and guaranteed in Atlanta hy
Frank Edmondson u Bro. CourSey 4
Mum Drug Co, Il. II. Gone Drug Co.
Eikn- Watson Drug Co, Gunter & Wat
Adns Drug Co.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12
WOMEN OF MACON PLAN
COMMERCIAL AUXILIARY

MACON. GA, Feb. 1.-THE women
OF Macon will organize an auxiliary to
the Chamber Of Commerce Thursday
night. following AN address at the city
auditorium ON How 10 Make "A City
Beautiful" by Charles d. Leavitt. Jr..
Of New York, The meeting will be
presided over by Mrs Miuter Wimberly.
wife of one of Bibb's representatives in
the legislature.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12

WE COULD HARD.
Wv ly wait on the
crowds yesterday. The
entire force of my office
was busy until late last
night and we had sever.
al people out at Com
pleted Ansley Park as
early as $50 o'clock
this morning.
See the young men in
the pictures? They are
doing what many other
young men have done.
They have gone together
and bought several lots.
Z hey realize what such
terms are Of
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12

1t is the best oppor-
unity cv2r offere5 in
7 ilanta for saving mon
ey and then INCREAS-
ING II. For they and
dozens Of others who
have bought know the
wonderful story Of the
rise in Ansley Park val
ues.
Real estate experts
sat up and took notice
when the last chance to
get lots in Completed
Ansley Park on such
terms was offered, and
the investing public was
quick to see the good
thing.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12

There was just so much of Ansley Park---no
more. am offering the last Of it now A year from
now expect to repeated the same thing which
has happened after every other Ansley P ark sale.
Don't be surprised when | announce that the last
lot has been sold.
Even J. who know Ansley ark history well,
am astonshed at the sensation which have created
And it is gratifying to know that the people of At
lanta have much faith IN me and in Ansley Park
1t will be long time before such opportu-
nifty to get such high class property such terms is
offered again, if ever.
Remember the exclusiveness of Ansley Park
Think about the beautiful parks which every lot
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12
ALLEGED SLAYER TO BE TRIED.

DALTON. GA. Feb. 1.-THE case Of
Ham Hyde. charged with murder, will
be called at Spring Place. Murray
county tomorrow or Thursday Hyde
is charged with killing Bob Dunn about
Is months ago, since which time he has
served a six months sentence for selling
whisky
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-12
Clears Face of
PimpIes, BIackheads
Wonderful zEM0 Also Stops Terrible
Itching at ONCE; Cures All
Skin Troubles.
Get a 26c Bottle Of zEMo Today.

at last! At last. One application
OF HEMO, the wonderful new treat
ment. quickly put an end to those
awful humiliating pimples and black
heads. For the first time in months
I haven't been ashamed to go out in
public" A trial of ZEMO will con
vince you OF it's astonishing results
in clearing the complexion.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-18
KENWOOD peal ESTATE !
! - H1ONOIOGUFMS m
No. 10.
KENWooD: RESTRICTED BUT NOT EXCLUSIVE.

to
with advantages OF kenwood residential district We
limits 0 40
to
Euclid o en- "a Glendale park.
the
next door,
to the
be
o cost.
OF close dlawntb
kenwood the charming n
afor
the commercial value of the city beautiful
0 ha
nOtp
the advanced building
'askth of
on ome
Roscoe E.. FrankH ammo
Omce-Hmmond sand Trustee " '
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-18
THE ENGLISH SUFFRAGETTE.

What shall England do with the
suffragettes?
This is one of the most important
questions for the government to set
tie, and the men who are guiding the
destinfes of the country realize it.
They have come to the conclusion that
imprisoning the offending advocates
OF votes for women is not proving
effectual, so that other measures have
to be taken. AS applied to resisting
jailed suffragette forcible feeding is
practically indistinguishable from
Etorture. 1t is therefore almost the
exact opposite to what criminal pun
ishment should be. Its deterrent
effect is little while it causes great
suffering to the prisoner. The gov
eminent has been advised now to en-
power the courts to sentence the law
l-offening suffragettes to deportation
to some more or less distant island
and once there leave them at large.
Ionly preventing them from returning
to England.
Food and lodging would be offered
| to them, but no compulsion would be
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-18
THE LoAvEs AND FISHES.

There is joy in the heart of the
federal office seeker at the report
that President Wilson is giving signs
of modifying his ironclad rule about
leaving the distribution of patronage
to others.
Mr.. Wilson is sitting up and TAX
ing notice hearing petitions and later
consulting with heads of messes.
1t could hardly be otherwise. so
many Presidential offers of positions
having been turned down. Said right
from the start things would come out
all right.
Have little patience. The adj
ministration is scarce forty days old
yet. There are still 1,421 days to
run.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-18
A HAMMOND ATHLETIC FIELD,

The spring and summer months are
coming on and Hammond, a city of
10000 inhabitants finds itself with
out anything in the way of a baseball
and athletic field
High school track meets will be
scheduled to be held from time TO
time and the baseball season will give
way to the football season and vet no
provision has been made for the en-
joyment of wholesome games and
sports under proper supervision.
Chicago's splendid example of sue
cessful Fairgrounds does not seem to
have provided the incentive for HAM
mond to 'go and do likewise" One
OF these Fairgrounds is located at
Hegewisch only four miles away.
Chicago's playground plan con-
templates the purchase of an entire
block OF ground and it's exclusive use
for Fairgrounds purposes and not the
the erection of apparatus in the rear
of school house where the children
are compelled to play around in the
dirty cinders and ruin their shoes and
clothes.
The playground plan contemplates
the scientific organization of play and
not the disorganized play that pre-
walls in the vicinity of every school
in Hammond
There ought to be one playground
on the northside. one in Robertsdale.
one on the site of the manual train
ing school on South Calumet avenue
and the West Hammond authorities
ought to provide space for one there.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-18
APPLIES ELSEWHERE.

Answering the editorial of j.,
Terre Haute paper that complained
because of the bad name the city
has obtained because of the action,
Of some of its notorious gangster:
the Fort Wayne News hits the mai
On the head with this:
For Terre Haute is blessed
with thousands of as good people
as can be found in any cornmun-
ity. But they do not assert their
citizenship and are in a large
measure recreant to a solemn
duty. In this connection, how
ever, it is only fair to say that
conditions there are peculiar, and
that severe restraint is laid up
on decent activity in public affairs
from the fact that many of the
leaders In the city's business and
professional life are VIGOROUSLY
vicious and corrupt Their bust
ness methods are immoral and
their private lives are immoral
Moreover. they dominate public
affairs and the citizen who at
tempts to combat their ways must
be one who Is independent He
must be immune from boycott and
secure from petty annoyance in
his business. Still, 1t is known
and recognized even in Terre
Haute that concerted action on
the part of those who are decent
could end this offensive regime,
and 1T is the failure to take such
action that lays the people of
Terre Haute open to the severest
censure. For a great majority of
her people really have a desire for
better things. They have simply
allowed themselves to be dom
mated and bullied by disreput-
able minority. They put vicious
men in office because they allow
crooks and bandits to run their
primaries, and they endure the
burdens that bad government
places upon them for the reason
that long usage has hidden from
them the knowledge that any other
rule is possible. They accept 1t as
mankind accepts death and taxes
unpleasant but unacceptable"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-18

streng. healthy condition, so they can
inter the blood and keep yeu well.
IL you suffer with backache-have
pains In the neck or sides-nervous
or d1szy SPELLS few doses of Crox-
one will relieve the congestion and
you viii be surprised how quickly all
kidney, bladder and rheumatic trou-
bles will disappear.
Croxone 10 different from all other
remedies. II is not like anything else
on earth ever used for tho purpose. It
starts to work the minute you take it
and relieves your suffering the very
nrst time you use IT 1t Is prepared
that II fs practically Impossible to
take 1t into the human system with
out results. You can secure an original
package OF Croxone at trtfing cost
from any first-class druggist. All
druggists are authorized to personally
return the purchase price If Croxons
should fail In a single case.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-18

The time to assure the construc-
tions of these Fairgrounds at mod
crate cost is now. 1t will be suicidal
to wait until it will cost S25, 900 to
get sites that could be purchased for
$4,000 to $4,000 now.
These Fairgrounds should be under
the supervision OF the school authori-
ties. A custodian should be appoint
ed for each one. Thus the objection
that has been raised against the
school yard play ground, namely,
that it is improperly supervised will
be overcome.
Hammond is taking up the matter
OF providing playground facilities in
the same way that it took UP manual
training and domestic science, in a
makeshift manner
The time has come for Hammond
to follow the more progressive cities
in providing these facilities for its
children. AS bad as the manual
training school is needed 1t would be
best TO build 1t in units rather than
neglect the present opportunity to
get play grounds that will make the
children, the growing youth and the
young men of the city, happy for
years to come.
1t would be fitting, If three play
grounds were purchased, for them to
bear the names of the members of the
school board who had the foresight to
provide for them. Let's get a place
where the boy can organize his play
and where it will be properly super
vised. The time to act is now.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-18
MAKES YOUR BACKACHE VANISH,
DRIVES ALL RHEUMATIC PAINS AWAY
New Discovery Eases Stiff Sore Swollen Joints and
Muscles, Relieving Backache and Bladder Dis
orders After Few Doses Are Taken

No matter how badly you suffer,
how chronic your case may be, or what
has failed to cure you. your pains will
leave. your aches vanish and the tor
turous killing backAche or rheuma-
tism will bother you no more
This Is what Crexene. the new sci
entifc discovery. does for sufferers of
such troubles. 1t cures these diseases
because 1T reaches the cause and re-
moves it. 1t soaks right into the walls
and Innings Of the kidneys and cleans
out the stopped-up, inactive ORGANS
like water does spongs-neutralixes.
and disselves every particle OF uric
acid and makes the kidneys sift from
the blood all the waste matter and poi
sons that lodge In the joints and
muscles to scratch and irritate and
ca sc rheumatism. 1t soothes and
heals the delicate Innings of the blad-
der and leaves the kidneys in q clean,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-18
THE FIRST SPRING POEM.

One of the first spring poems ever
written, was composed by Solomon,
who sang:
For, 10, the winter is past the
rain Is over and gone; the flowers
appear on the earth; the time of the
singing of the birds is come, and
the voice of the turtle is heard in
the land; the fig tree putteth forth
her green figs, and the vines with
tender grape give good smell."
If people would write as good
spring poetry as Solomon did there
would be fewer office boys In edi-
torial offices emptying fastebaskets.