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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
GOOD NEWS.
Many HOpkinsyille Readers
Have Heard 1t And Pro-
fitted Thereby.


Good news travels fast" and the
thousands Of bad bac sufferersi in this
vicinity are glad to learn where relief
may be found. Many a lame. weak
and iching back is dab no more
thanks to Doan's Kidney Pills.
Thousands upon thousands of people
are the good news Of their expert
ence with this tested remedy. Here
is an example worth reading:
T. F. Reed, Cadiz, KY, says:
"Doan's Kidney Pills are the best
remedy l have tried for kidney
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was so frequent that couldn't get a
good nights rest. Pains in my back
and a bearing-down feeling through
my loins, also caused me much an
noyance. Doan's Kidney Pills
helped me at once and soon made
me well.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
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New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name -Doan's-
and take no other.
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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
Constipation POiSOnS You.

If you are constipated, your intire
system is poisoned by the waste mat
ter kept in the body-serious results
often follow. Use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills and you will soon get rid
of constipation, headache and other
troubles. 25c. at Druggists or by
mail, H. E. Bucklen & Co. PhiIa.
& st. Louis.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09

Wastefulness on the farms and in
the cities, failure to fertilize and cul.
tivate millions of idle acres in the
United States, inadequate means Of
getting products of the soil from the
producers to consumers and extrav-
agant desires of housewives were set
forth by speakers at the Agricultur-
al Conference in philadelphia as cor
tributing causes of high prices of
food.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
The Rev. lrl R. Hicks 1914
Almanac.

The Rev. Irl X. Hicks 1914 Alma
nae is now ready and will be mailed
prepaid for only csc. Professor Hicks
fine magazine, Word and Works. for
one year. and copy of this Almanac
for only one dollar. The plain lessons
on astronomy, and the correct fore
casts of storms, drouths, blizzads and
tornadoes. make these publications
necessity in every home in America.
Send to Word and Work Publishing
Company .3401 Franklin Avenue ST..
Louis. Mo.
Advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
On the RIaht Road.

II you are looking for that which
is best in the men and women with
whom you come in contact; II you
are seeking also to give them that
which is best in yourself; II you are
looking for friendship which shall help
you to know yourself as you are and
to fulfil yourself as you ought to be;
II you are looking for love which
shall not be a hattering dream and a
madness OF desire, but a true CON-
radeship and a mutual inspiration to
all nobility OF liying-then you are
surely on the ascending path.-Henry
van Dyke.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09

N. Manchester. Ind.-Mrs. Eva
Bashore. of this place. says: II suf-
fered female misery Of every descrip-
ton. Two doctors attended me, and
advised an operation, lost weight un-
til | weighed only ninety pounds. |
dreaded an operation. and, instead,
began 20 take Cardui. In short
time. | gained 25 pounds. and feel as
we'll as | ever did. Cardui. am sure
saved my life." Cardui is to day used
in thousands of homes. where it re-
lieves pain and brings back strength
and ambition. Ii is a woman's med
icine, for woman's ailments, and you
are urged to try It for your troubles.
Ask your druggist. He will tell you
about Cardui.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
Why We Do Not Burn Witches.

When the old Puritan got so excited
over witches that he couldn't sleep
and was willing to burn the old women
to get rid of them, he showed that he
did not have the steady nerve of the
modern man, who sees things ten
times more mysterious happening all
the time and never gets at all ex
cited. The reason why they did not
have 30 many in the asylums at that
time was because there we're no asy.
lums to which they could be sent
Omaha World Herald.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
Fearful plcture of He'll.

The penal hell of the Hindu is one
Of the oldest known. Over it presided
Yama, the subduer, a monster with
huge teeth and hideous, writing body,
the cry sight of which, to judge from
the lncient drawings, were torture
enoul b. This hell is filled with snakes.
monsters, insects and other Internal
machinery. Red hot charcoal figures
largely with boiling oil as an inciden-
tai torture.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09

Names of nearly six hundred per-
Is ms will be stricken from the Ala
bama State pension rolls by order of
the State Pension Board which has
been investigating charges brought
a sainst 800 PENSIONS. By striking
from the rolls the names of the six
hundred, the State will save approx
imately $500 year.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
Stomach Troubles Disappear.

Stomach, liver and kidney troubles
weak nerves. lame back and female
ills disappear when Electric Bitters
are used. Thousands of women
would not be without bottle in their
home. Eliza Pool of Depew, Okla.
writes: Electric Bitters raised me
from bed of sickness and suffering
and has done me world of good. |
wish every suffering woman could
use this excel7nt remedy and find
out, as / did, just how good it is"
As it has helped thousands of others,
it surely will do the same for you
Every bottle guaranteed. Soc and
Sl.OO. At eli druggists. H. E Buck
len & Co. Philadelphia or St. Louis.
Advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
ANNOUNCEMENTS

We are authorized to announce
HON. DAVID H. KINCHEL0E,
of Hopkins county, as a candidate
for Congress from the Second district,
subject to action of the democratic
primary August, 1914.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
HER CHOICE.

"Miss Oldgirl is going to make
very appropriate match"
"Whom is she going to marry?"
"a collector of antiques"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
PLEASURE OF PURSUIT.

"Do you think your wife will be
happy when she gets the voter"
T'm afraid she WON'T" replied
Mr.. Meekton. "Merely going to the
polls and casting a ballot will seem
pretty tame compared to organizing
these great suffrage demonstra-
tions."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09

"Stick to the farm and keep out
Of politics." was the admonition Civ
en- to some twelve hundred boy and
girl corn growers from Ohio by
speaker Champ Clark at a reception
rendered the young farm experts in
Washington by the Ohio congress.
slonal delegation.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
COINCIDENCE.

Neigbor-And how's yer guild man
this mornin', Mrs. Tamson?
Mrs. Tamson-He deed last NIGHT.
Neighbor-Tm real sorry to hear
that. Yell no remember if he hap
pened to say onything ABBOTT a pot
o green paint before he slippet await
Punch.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
Keeping Cheese.

To prevent cheese from getting
hard. cut a small piece on for present
use and place the remainder in cool
place. Spread thin film OF butter
over the cut part and cover with a
clean cloth. This will prevent that
hard. cracked condition which ruins
the best of cheese.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
nOpkinsviIIe Market
Quotations.
Corrected Nov. 20, 1913.

1 RBlAhL 1ROOEhA hhOnos
Country lard. good color and clean
14c and 15c per pound.
Country bacon, TIC per pound.
Black-eyed peas. $3.50 per bushel
Country shoulders. l5c pound.
County hams 21c per pound.
Irish potatoes. $1.30 per bushel.
Northern eating Rural potatoes.
81 80 per bushel
Texas eating onions. $i.75 per
bushel, newistock
Dried Navy beans, $500 per
bushel
Cabbage, 8 Genus q pound.
Dried Lima beans, Coo per gallon.
Country dried apples. 1Oc pc,
pound. 8 for 25c
Daisy cream cheese. 25c pei
pound
Full cream brick cheese, 25c per
round
Full cream Limberger cheese, 25
per pound
Popcorn, dried on ear &c per pound
Fresh Eggs 35c per doz
Choice lots fresh, well-worked
country butter. in pound prints, 30c
FRUITS.
Lemons. 30c'per doz.
Navel Oranges, 3Oc to Soc per do7.
Bananas, 15c and zoe dozI
Cash Price Paid For Produce.
POULTRY,
Dressed hens, 12ac per pound
Dressed cocks, 7c per pound
i've hens. lie per pound; live cocks
Sc pound; live turkeys. 14c PEI
pound
RooTs. HIDES. Wool AND TALLow.
Prices paid by wholesale dealers to
butchers and farmers:
Roots-Southern ginseng, S.. 10 lb
Golden Seal" yellow root, SI.35 II
Mayapple, 81; pink root. 12c and l3
Tallow-No. |, Al: No. 2. &c.
Woodbury., Zoe to TIC; Clear
Grease, 21c. medium, tub washed
2Sc to 30c; coarse, dingy, tubwashed
18c.
Feathers-Prime white goose. Soc
darl and mixed old goose. I5c to Soc;
gray mixed. I5c to 20c' white duck,
22c to 35c. new.
Hides and Skins-These quotations
are for Kentucky hides. Southern
green hides &c. We quote assorted
lots dry flint. I2c to I4c. 9-10 bet
ter demand
Dressed geese. lie per pound for
choice lots, live 81
Fresh country eggs, 80 cents per
dozen
Fresh country butter 25c 10
A good demand exists for spring
chickens. and choice lots of fresh
country butter
Hay AND GRAIN.
No. | timothy hsv. S22 10
No. clover hoy, go 10
Clean. bright straw nay. 25c bale
Alfalfa hay, S2l 90
White seed oats, sac
Black seed oats, 53c
Mixed seed oats, 65c
No. 2 white corn. 92c
Winter wheat bran, S2S 90
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09

There is in Indiana q cultivated
patch Of two and one-half acres of
! lueberries. which in 1911 and 1912
/, ielded profits of about $3.50 per
var.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
ENTERPRISE.

"Sir, you were hugging my daugh-
ter"
"Well, sir, you told me yourself
never to let slip the chance of en-
bracing an opportunity Baltimor
American.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
For Sale.

One good second hand. 4 Fl. P,
horizontal international gasoline en-.
CINE, in good running sorder, at q
bargin.
PLANTERS HARDWARE co.
Incorporated.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
THE DUMP.

Young Wife-That padding
have just made for you is poem.
Hubby-And l suppose Pm to be
the waste basket.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
Chronic sprIna Fever.

Surprising as It may seem, lot OF
people in the temperate zone, with
four seasons year, have chronic
spring fever.-Louisville Courier,Jour-
nal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
PLENTY OF ROOM.

"I saw a dozen men once covered
with one barrel"
elbow could that be?"
''It was the barrel of a gum"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
Preferred Locals.

See j. H. Dagg for contracting
building and general repair work OF
all kinds. Phone 476.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
FOR SALE.

Four White Japanese Silkies; for
prices and birds, see, James Hill
West, at Hill House, Hopkinsville
KY.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
DESC RIBBED.

"What do you think Of Binks'
wife?"
"She looks to me like Binks mar
ried for money"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
For Congress-.

We are authorized to announce
]. W. HENSON
ns q candidate for the Democratic
termination for Congress for the
Second Congressional District,
subject to the action Of the primary
ia be held in August, 1914.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-12-09
For Sale.

400 barrels of corn, at S4.O0 9
barrel.
BROCKMAN MASON
Hopkinsville, R l.
Advertisement.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-12

ment. and she was desperately anxious
to find some other good restaurant at
once-hefore his growing hunger in
creased his irritability,
They walked on for several blocks,
Helen gazing anXiously in every direc-
ton, while Warren maintained the
scowling, sullen silence that always
foreboded storm
"Oh, there, DEAR eagerly. as she
caught sight Of a balcony, high above
the street, with white clothed tables
and rose-shaded lights Doesn't that
look like a good placer"
You can't tell anything about these
strange places in Paris" growled War
rem. May be rotten. But we've got to
eat somewhere. Come on And wen
stay here-understand? Whether We get
a table YOU like or not. No more trot-
ting around for me tonight"
Helen followed Warren up the broad,
red-carpeted stairs, hoping desperately
that at this place things would go
right"
The first glimpse was disappointing.
The room was crowded Would they
have to go somewhere else?
Sounds Good"
As they stood uncertainty al the door
way couple rose from a most desira-
BILE table on the veranda-one that Hell
en- had seen from the street II they
could only get that,
The next moment the head waiter was
bowling them toward IT, Two other
walters rushed forward with fresh linen
and silver, and a third placed foot
stool for Helen's feet
"Oh, dear, it's wonderful place p"
sinking back with a sense Of infinite re-
lief that a critical situation had been
safely passed.
well, Wen not get enthusiastic till
we see what the foods like" grunted
Warren, somewhat appeased by the at
tention they had received
81 cant make anything out Of this 90
scowling at The menu. which was lle-
gihly written in French with pale purple
ink
WIN YOU have our 5-franc table
d'hote dinner, monsieur" asked a wait
er at his elbow.
"Uumph, you speak English? Well
that simplifies things What do we get
with that dinner"
''HOrs d'oeuvres, potage. fish, entree,
roast, salade entrements and . bottle
Of red or white Bordeaux.
THAT sounds pretty good" assented
Warren. "All right; Wen try it."
To Helen the atmosphere of the place
and the street scene below was one Of
enchantment She was beginning TO feel
the charm Of Paris.
With the hors d'oeuvres and first
glass Of wine, the scowlIng frowu on
Warren's brow had relaxed, and with
the thick green Saint German soup he
grew almost genial
Just taste that tsh' It's great
What they call FLEET of sole at home is
only founder We never see the real
thing there. This is an all right place
"Oh, I'm SO glad we found this. dear.
For I felt that YOU We're getting out of
humor. and would blame me for not
staying 1t that other place" exclaimed
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-12
By Chas. D. Isaacson.
Copyright 1913 by International News
Service.

Copyright 1913 by International News
Service.
TN the midst of the seance the grave
faced spirit medium paused. He
u slowly rose from his seat before his
assembled auditors and impressively
spoke:
MY good friends. we are now going
to attempt the most difficult expert
ment Of all-something never before
accomplished in the records Of the
world If we succeed in doing it, we
shall prove beyond all possible doubt
the fact that We CAN communicate
with the dead
He cleared his throat and waited as
a sharp flash of lightning illumined the
room and murderous peal of thunder
crashed on its heels.
1t was a night late in August hot,
black, scary night, when you look war
lily over your shoulder at the bent,
sinking, soaking figures that pass you
by; when the very air seems laden with
hobgobin phantoms, and the wind seems
to echo the moaning and groaning of lost
souls
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-12
The Solitude.

Think of what the ambitious man
suffers when he is married TO a woman
who never wants to advance one step,
who never sees why he wants TO make
a change. and whom he has to fight
at every step Of his progress. Think
Of the solitude OF soul of a man married
TO a woman with whom ne can never
discuss a book he has read, or a play
he has seen, or an opera he has heard
who never even comprehends anything
that he tries TO tell her that is more
psychic than the price Of butchers meat.
Not always the woman who never
could know, and never could under
stand is a vampire. Only too often
she is just a dull and stupid wife with
out brains or Imagination or aspiration.
So ] say to the man who is hesitat-
ing between his career and his pretty,
ambitionless, unintellectual sweetheart
10 choose the career. He will soon ont
grow her anyway, and IL is far, far bet
ter for both that this inevitable separa-
ton should come before they are mar
ried than afterward.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-12
Do You Know

Or. Samuel Rideal, of London Uni
versity, who read paper on the ad-
vantages of gas over coal as the fuel
at a teachers conference at Shelf
field. said that . per cent OF coal used
was converted into SCOT. and in Lon
don. the annual sootfall was $4,000
tons. The annual SCOT and dust fall
in Leeds and London averages be-
tween 500 and $50 tons per square
mile: in Glasgow l 1881 tons and In
Coatbridge, 1880 tons.
A marked crab that had been caught
OF Catherine, on the Kincardlneshire
coast. was sent TO the fisheries on
Ger at Aberdeen for examination and
II has now been ascertained that the
crab was liberated at Beadnell
Northumberland, on October 9, 1919
Catherine is 120 miles from Bead
nell.
\ boy police force is to be insti-
tuted at Portland. Greg. 1t is proposed
to have a boy chief of police with
captains, Sergeants. and other offi-
Cials They will not be permitted 10
make arrests. but will report youth
full offenders TO the police department.
The second wedding OF the IS-year-
old daughter of HariCharan Chaka-
barty-the first Hindu widow who has
ever remarried-took place at Chit
TAGGING, India. Her first husband died
when she was six years old,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-12
Drew On Account.

Doctor-From now you may let
your husband have a glass Of beer
every day. You understand
Wife-Yes duCtor-just one gls S
a day
Doctor "a week later)-Now, l hope
you have kept strictly to that one
glass per Gay that ! allowed your hus-
band 10 take?
Wife-Most decidedly, doctor-only
he is four weeks in advance with mis-
allowance.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-12
Beauty Secrets of Beautiful Women
Dot Wilson Found Mix an Aid TO Natural L0UeltneSS
BY Lillian LAUFERTY.

TT you want to have your skin
white, your eyes bright, your di-
gestion good and your weight al
ways adjusted to a pleasing plump
ness that does not increase to stout
ness try the milk diet. This is pref
ty pink and white, sparkling eyed
Dot Wilson's great beauty secret, and
she longs for converts to her theory
Of the simple life"
found Miss Wilson and her sig
tiers in a cool, wind-swept room down
at Brighton Beach. New York, and
after | had adjusted myself to this
triple personality as illustrated by the
''three-twin" sisters. we settled down
to coy little visit that gave me
one or two brand-new ideas for the
attainment of beauty The first idea
was something no one said-it was
just the generous, kindly attitude Of
admiration and willingness to have
their baby sister" featured that Miss
Doris Wilson and Miss Alma showed
throughout our interview. Next fall
B. F. Keith viii give you all "A chance
TO see the three clever girls who
make UP the Doris Wilson trio-but
before that time pray let me present
to you a bit Of their philosophy Of
! life-and beauty.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-12
Literally.

Boarder Ctacklino a tough steak. to
boarding house keeper when you
undertook to provide me with board.
madam, | was unaware that You
meant to do so literally!
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-12

they go to the milk diet and then they
just get in tune with things again"
] looked at the three pairs of bright
eyes-blue. blue gray and hazel
gray-eaCh pair with a spark Of light
at the back of their starry depths, /
studied the creamy peachblow com
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-12
Only Milk.

MIX, milk, nothing but milk-that
Is what my mother brought me up
on. None Of her children had any
other article Of diet until they We're
II; and ] have never found anything
so nourishing, so easy to digest and
so productive Of good results. SO milk
is my diet, and though the girls vary
from IT, they often regret some in
discretion Of diet to the tune OF pain
OF skin rash or one of the ills that
food is so generous about presenting
people with" said Miss Dot
81 live on milk-no water to drink.
for milk takes its place. No indi-
gestible food can tempt me, for milk
keeps me so well, 80 buoyant and so
free from nerves that ! flourish there
on and never long for the flavor Of
any food but my tried and true friend
About twice a year | have a taste IF
some such foreign substance as ice
cream. Oh. yes. ! can eat food, and
| do occasionally. but / don't like t..
~ drink eight quarts of milk day
not iced milk to shock the sensitive
stomach nerves, but normal tempered
milk.
Il sip it slowly-'Just sneak il
down. said one specialist who cures
all sorts OF nervous and digestive dis
eases by a seven week milk cure
Well, 1t takes me about fifteen min
utes to drink one glass OF milk, and
] am enjoying IL all the time. We'rc
all only bigger babies-babies grown
up--and IL IL is 80 good for the wee
things to live on milk, why should IL
not be good for them to go on living
on milk. the friendly food Of their
childhood? The girls drink Ave or six
glasses of milk a day, and whenever
they are tired or nervous, or feel on
the verge Of a little breakdown, back