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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-15
YOUNG EDISON AN INVENTOR.
He Designs Bomb For Hostile Ships,
but It Acts Shabbily.

SSN - SNSeS ShobOhys
Theodore Edison, the fourteen-year-
old son of Thomas A. Edison, was ex-
perimenting with explosives recently
in an effort to invent a bomb that
would float about on the water and ex-
plode with tremendous effect whenever
it happened to be touched by a hos
tile vessel. Friendly vessels would. of
course, avoid touching the bomb.
To Theodore's mind the best way to
shape up the device would be to in
Hose 1t in an air tight bottle and put
the bottle in a casing of cork, so that
it would be sure not to sink. He had
proceeded as far as mixing the explo-
sive and depositing it in the glass bot
tie when the explosive went off. The
Odore had the bottle in his hand, and
the pieces Of glass penetrated the hand.
The boy is not going to suffer per-
manently from his wounds, but Mrs.
Edison has decreed that his future ex-
beHments with explosives shall be un-
der the supervision Of his father.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-15
BIDWELL HILL.

Rev. o. G. Russell preached his
last sermon here for the year last
Sunday. The people of Bidwell Hill
church will be CAD to have him re-
turned for another year.
John Cobb and family, Of Scran-
ton, spent Sunday with friends here.
Edna Bidwell returned to Mans
field school after spending her va
cation at home.
Alden Conklin underwent an op-
Grafton at the State hospital, Scran-
ton, a few days ago. After he left
home Mrs. Conklin had severe at
tack of erysipelas. DR.. Mullen is
attending her.
ROLAND June, formerly of this
place, is now in California.
Calvin Swingle, of Scranton, was
visitor at Burris Gilpin's on Sun
day.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-15
ORSON.
Orson, April IL.


William Sanford is very i'll at his
home, having had a stroke of par
alysis one day last week.
Milton Rhone has leased the w.
r. Belknap farm on shares.
Miss Reba Hine and Rose Smith
hove returned to the East Strouds-
bury Normal school after spending
their vacation here.
DR.. and Mrs. H. A. Evans and son
Spencer, of Wilkes-Barre, and Mrs.
Walter Broome, whose late husband
wrote the morality play, Every
Woman" her daughter, Miss Doro-
thy and sister, Miss Marie Thorne
of Brooklyn, N. Y, were all recent
visitors at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Stanley Hine.
Mrs. Margaret Belknap is at
home again after spending the winter
with relatives in the valley and else
where.
Mrs. Fred Soles and little son,
Lee, and Mrs. Abbie Temperton, of
Binghamton, N. Y, and Mrs. Bessie
Wall of New York city, have been
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Clinton Hine.
Mrs. E. L. Vincent entertained
the Ladies' Aid society on Thursday
of last week. Owing to the present
condition of the roads there were
but few present.
Mrs. Arch C. Hine and little
daughter, Elizabeth, and Mrs. Stan
ley Hine, also Mrs. H. A. Evans, re-
Gently spent some time visiting
friends in Washington, d. G.
Curtis Spencer has leased the
Emory Whipple farm and taken pos
session April first.
Smith Hine is now manager of the
creamery at Starlight.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-15
LOOKOUT.

Mrs. Grant Hawley and sons, Gar
old and Gordon, recently spent a
week with Mr.. and Mrs. George
Knapp, Jr., at Norwich, N. Y.
Miss Eva Silsby and Miss Alice
Turnberger spent the weekend
with Miss Anna Doherty at Riley
vile.
Mrs. A. Daney and grandson Har-
old Lester, spent Saturday with Mrs.
Bert Brinning at Union.
Miss Evelyn Lane was a guest of
Miss Sarah Burke at Galilee on Sum-
day last.
J. G.. Hill is on a business trip to
Washington, D. c.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-15
HOW MR.. DANIELS
INSPECTION
Secretary of Navy and Other
Cabinet Members
Have Thrills.

'OSEPHUS DANIELS, secretary
of the navy, had the first look at
his ships recently at the south
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-15
LOOK AT THE LABEL ON YOUR
PAPER,

Quite a number of our subscribers
will notice on the label on the out
side of their paper that they owe us
for one or more years subscription.
Kindly send us the amount at once
so that we will not be compelled to
send you bill as per the ruling of
the new postal law, and help us to
comply with that law.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-15

Bidwell Hill school closes to-
day (Tuesday).
Louise Cook, after caring for her
mother, who has been sick, but is
now much improved, returned to
Scranton last week.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-15
Mr., Daniels Surprised.

Secretary Daniels party took to the
bridge to watch the work of naviga-
ton. Later they inspected the engine
room, the quarters, fire rooms, bunkers
and other parts of the ship. Mr.. Dan
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26
SAMPSON ARRIVES
 > AND SAILS SOUTH I
Have Number of Westward Pas sengers--Several Valdez Poo-
 pie Leave for States.

The $. $. Sampson arrived in Valdez early last evening and sailed before midnight for. the states. She brought many pas sengerS from the westward and also some Valdez people left for the states.
 The following passengers left from Valdez: Miss JenDic Taft, Miss Olive Taft, Mrs. A. C.. Meagher, Mrs. Mary Finnigan, Mr. and Mrs. BIoomquist and child.
 Through passengers were G. Van Slyke, k. J. OLeary, Mrs. Ii. J. Vaughn and child, N. V. Hcn- dricks, w. $. Hawkins and wife, J. 0. Larsen, James Franey and three second-claSS.
 Passengers from the westward for Valdez were w. l.. Helvey, A. B. Crawford, Jas. McGOvack, John H. Robinson. Lieut.. w. F.. PrOs- ser. r. A. Shumaker, Harry I.inSp and one second-class.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26
SUMMONS FOR PUBLICATION,

In the District Court for the Ter
 ritory of Alaska. Third Divis-
 ion.
 Emily Gould, plaintiff, vs. AL .onzo Gould, defendant.-No. S-3f. Summons for Publication.
 The President of the United States of America. greeting, to the above-named defendant, AL onzO Gould:
 You are hereby required to ap- pear in the District Court for the Territory of Alaska. Third Divis- ion, within thirty days after the completion of the service 6fHthis summons upon you, and answer the complaint of the above-namedl plaintiff. The original of sand complaint is on file with the Clerk of the above Court, at Valdez Alaska. and unless you appear to answer, the plaintiff will apply. t,o the Court for the relief demand I'd in said complaint.
 This action is brought to se- cure a divorce from the. defend ant. ilpon the grounds of crue
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26
Notice of Public Sale of Lots in
 Valdez ToWEsite.

Notice is hereby given that on lhe 28th day of June, 1913, al 10 o'clock d. m., at the Federal Court House, in the Valdez TOwnsilr. Alaska, the Townsite Trustee will sell at public outcry for cash, to the highest bidder. all lots and tracts which were unoccupied and unclaimed at the date of the entry of the Valdez TownSiir: and all htS and tracts claimed and awarded on which he ToWnSitr nssessmrnts have not been paid at the date of said sale.
 List of lots and tracts in the Valdez Townsite lnucrupird and unclaimed at date of entry:
 Block C.. Lots 10, IT,. i2. I3, If. Block i, Loi ,. Block ,. Lot ,. Block i2. Lots s, 9. 10. l.. Block i3. Lois ,, 3. [, ,. 6, :. s. 9. 10, If, I2. Block l9, Lots :, s. 9, 10, II, lo. Block 20. Lots 1 to i2. Block 2i, Lots 1 10 l2. Block -, Lots 5, 6, :, s, 9. 10. IT, io. Block 26. Lots 10, l.. Block 21, Lots 1. ,, 3. {. }. !, s, 9, 10. ii, 12. Block 2S, Lots to i2. Block 20, Lots 1 to i2. Block 30, Lots to l2. Block 3l, Lots Lots 9, j. 10. Q. Block 35. Lots i to E. Block 3i, Lots I to l2. Block 35. Lots 1 to i2. Block 36, Lots 1 10 t2. Block 37, Lots 1 to F. Block 38, Lots to l2. Block 39. Lots ?, 3, I, :, 8, 9, 10. Block 10, Lots i, ,, !, 8, 10. fl, r.. Block fl, Lots 1 to I2. Block i2, Lots to i2. Block i3, Lots 1 to i2. Block i4, Lots 1 to l2. Block i5, Lots 1 to i2. Block i6, Lots to i2. Block ~, Lots io f2. Block 50, Lots I, 8, 9. 10, l. Io. Block 5l. Lots 5. !. 8, 9. Q. II, l2. Block 5, Lots 1 to i2. Block 5i, lots 1 ?, 3, f, 5, 6, !; 10, If. i2. Block 55, lots, :, 3, i, ,, 6, |, s, 9, 10. II, i2: Block 56' lots, |, 2, 3, I, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10. II, i3. Block 57, lots, to IT.. Block IS. lots, i to t2. Block 59. lots i to i2. Block 60, lots, ,. 8, I. ,, s;, :. 8, 9, 10, fl, t2. Block G. lots, | to l2. Block G, lots l ln I2. Block 63, lots, 1 to i2. Block 6l. lots i to l2. Block 65. lots, 4 to I2. Block 66, lots, t" i2 Block, 67, lots, to IF. BLOCK oo lots, to 12. Block 69. lots,, to i2. Block 70, lots, to r Block 7l, lots; '9 to F F B1ock B1ock 7S 7S lots, I, ,, 3, I, 10. II, i2, l3 Block so, lot, 25. Block 82, lots [, 5, 6. Block 83, lots. 2,, $, I Block 8i, lots 1, l2. Block So lots, IS, i9. Block s6, lots, | ,, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, H. l2. Is Block 87, lots, ,. 3. I, 5. 6. !, 8 9. 10. fl, l2, l3, ii. Block 88 Block 9I, lots. 6, :. Block ?2 lots, 9, 10, fl. Block 95, lots i 5, 6. Block 96, lots. i, 5. 6, : s.. Block 100, lot, i3: bl"ck ,"s It, ial | i, ,, 5. 4, :, 8, 9, 10, If. is i3. Block lO3, lots. 1 [" iG Block 1Oi, lots, 1 to l2. Bloc , HO5, lots,> to 12: Block 1Oe dots, f to 10. Block t09, lots.
 ao 1i. Block it0, lots, to l: Block 1ti, lots, to i2. :,
 List of lots and tracts m tn Valdez Townsite claimed an awarded on which assessment have not been paid.
 Lot, G. block R lassessmen'
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

sad office. This claim is bounded on the north by the Lakeview lode: on the south t, IGe hS 'hn Anna eus D. ode; ' on the A w"s, by ,hs Hillside lode.
 Bully Boy Lode.
 Bcgnnlng, al cor No. I: whence d t., ,n E. E. io7i. M hdi iT' r, dist; H thence s k d.g y nm w. i5oo 1t. to cor. No. ); thence x. 7l deg 3s nun. w., GOO rt. to cn, x" soo s {, ,n'a"r 'n a"r k So ls Ssnce asf @ " drs sS min. F.. 600 it. to cor. No. i, the piacc pI % of beginning Area, ss.s6i acre, The l"cation notice or saii , cam ,or IS u",H ,, Valdez. Alaska. in Book ]. of Mining Lo< cations. at page l71. of the records or sald ofrice: This claim is bounded ns on iIle south by unknown claimants: on thr east by the Ajax lode; on the west by tine Winchester lode.
 Winchester Lode.
 Beginning at cor. No. 1. whence U. E. Nj i7sss S? 's f Dssrs ast $ thence 0fs G aes as min: W. 600 fl. to cor; No. 2 2: thence sns No. K B g. ass 7ssnoe s mn deg 'soaS mn ssso W ioe5.it f, to cor: No. |: the R,see R,'s ,s Of ca;ion notice Of said claim is duly Of re-, rec- dcz. Alaska, in Book j. ot M.n1ne Lesa ssaa 2n at bs Pae e. ans is or the nosss nS e uahnaSe alsiss idae: on tSe % M esss tS i,akevlew lode: on the west by unknown '''''' 4iitsids Lode.
 H ;7sss Se 'S S oeass e's, s ,heoce e oes s @ aes F min, "; ss7s.sss t; to cor s-I No; ss M :; to cor; No. 3; thence N se deg; s;,s5ca sS mig -I deg 3S min E. 500 It. to cor. NO, i. the place Of besinnnine. Area 1i;7s. acres: The locs!ion nottce or sssd claim aa Mining d Locations. at page 1T. of the records, of said oifice This ,;aanns GIa,m ,ds IS lode and unknown claimants; ou the south by the Waterfront lode; on the east by the legal Tender lode: on the west by un- known c'a'msa's mssss.-tron. Lode.
 l., fss'So"iEs H No. is. bears M \. 7s des sc min: E, mS sSs W f 'soo Sst t. 'eenss sor so ofS thence No. 3; thence x. is deg. ze min. F. ssi rt. esr sssse Ne m Henss s ssr N Na e aes encs so S 6; thence $: 7i des ss min: '. s7s.s7
 to eof No the Psce oes,oe es 6esnnns na,ss Of said claim is duly Of record in the ka. in Book J. of Mining I.ocations. a' page 473, Of the records Of said onice This claim is bounded on the north by the Hillside lode; on the south ny un. Bully Boy lode; on. the west by Dryer ! Ray and unknown claimants. Var. at all 1 corners this survey 27 deg. % min. F The survey covering said mining claims being designated as Mineral Survey No l oSt.
 Any and all persons claiming adverse, ly any portion, of said mining claims Q. Q, nle their adverse claims, with the Reg l ister Of tho L. z. Land Ofrice at !i neau. Alaska, within the time prescrlo cd by law. or they will be barred hy l virtue of the provisions Of the statute. i z. B. WALKER. Register. 1 II is hereby ordered that the forrgo. ing notice be published for the statutory period in the tvaldez Daily Prosrscior. a daily newspaper published al Vaidez'
 C. B. WALKER.
 Register.
 nate Of first pub. Feb. e6. iat3;
 Date Of last pub. April 20. t't3.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

and mhuman treatment, and this summons is served upon you by publication thereof pursuant to an order of the above Court, mlade and entered on the 2ith day of March, 1913.
 Witness, the Honorable Peter D. Overfield, Judge of said Court, this third day of April, in the yea of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and thirteen. and of our independence the one hundred and thirty y-seventh. ANGUS MCBRIDE, (Seall Clerk.
 Rv V. A. PAINE. Deputy Clerk.
 First pub. April 3, 1913. Last pub. May. 20. 1913.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26
Annual Meeting of stockhoIde

To the stockholders of the Alas ka Water, Light & Telephone Co.,, Inc: The annual meeting of the stockholders of the above named company will be held at their of fees in Valdez, Alaska. at g o'clock p. m. on Monday, May 5, 1913. for the purpose of electine a board of directors for the en- suing year and other important business.
 ARTHUR LANG. Secretary.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

Mrs, Rose Johnson left this morning with a load of lumber for her property near the Valdez glacier. which she will develop thlS summer.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26
Episcopal Church.

Regular services are resumed at Ihr Church of the Epiphany as follows:
 Morning prayer 1 1 d. m.
 Sunday school i2 m.
 Evening prayer. : 80 D. III.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

J. J. Finnigan. who was called to Chicago to testify against Watson and Frost, passed through Valdez last night on his way to his home in Seward and the new red haired kid, which he has not yet seen
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26
Conqreaationai Church.

Sunday school 12 to 1 o'clock. Song service for the people at 7:30 D. m. Prayer meeting at { 80 Wednesday evening. All are welcome.
 Subject for Sunday at the Congregational church will be A'Thirsts.'
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26
Catholic Church.

Confession and communion al 6:3O.
 Mass at l0:3O.
 Beads and benediction at 7:3O Sunday school at 2:30.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26
VALDEZ
The heart Of the gold belt

The most northerIy port In the world open to nav- igation the year round.
 The logical entrepot to the great interior of Alaska; the salt water terminus of the gov- ernment wagon road Iead- ing into the Panama val- ley and the Yukon water shed.
 The seat of government of the Third Judicial di- vision of Alaska.
 The headquarters of tho Alaska Road Commission, of the Telegraph and Ca ble systems.
 It is S5 miles nearer the interior than any other coast city.
 It is the headquarters of the largest fleet of small craft in Southwest ern Alaska.
 It has the largest popu- iation of any community in Southwestern Alaska.
 1t has the best public schools and an accredited high school with a four- year course.
 It is the only sea coast town offering direct com- munication with the in- terior by wagon, summer or winter.
 Valdez offers the near- est and most direct route to the Matanuska coal fields.
 It's harbor is the most easily defended on the Pa cif1c coast and can ride the navies of the world.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

Anton Eide, who was called to Gordova on the special panel of jurors from Seward. passed through on the boat
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

The Viking returned to town last night, bringing John ;'rolick, Homes Jones. Robert Mcintosh and George Callashan.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

Alfred B. Hes has been in structed to sell all the property of the Valdez & Yukon railroad at SwanitZville.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

Mr. and Mrs. }lonnuuiSt left on the Sampson for Cor'i"\a, where they will lake the train for Blackburn. their home.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

Adler is, selling out. Bargains in anything and everything.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-04-26

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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-07-24
BAD CASE OF DANORUFF

BisseIl, Ala had a very bad case
Of dandruf on my head was tor
mented BY itching and my hair began
TO come out BY the comhfuls- al
most became frantic. fearful that
would lose all OF my hair which was
my pride. There we're some pimples
on my scalp and scratched them un-
I'll they made sores. Ny hair was dry
and lifeless.
y saw the advertisement OF Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and sent to my
druggist for three cakes of Cuticura
Soap and a box Of Cuticura Ointment
I washed my scalp with warm water
strong with the Cuticura Soap and
dried. afterwards applying the CUT
cura Ointment. working 1t In the scalp
slowly with my fingers. After using
them for several days my hair began
to stop coming out The dandrun all
disappeared and In less than four
weeks cure was accomplished per
nanently." (Signed) Miss Lucy May.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept L. Boston. ADV
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-07-24
IRENE KNEW A BETTER WAY
what Weakened Force Of Psps's
Little aehuks.

The amusing quality Of children's
sayings frequently depends upon the
viewpoint Of the adult listener Only
those who can thoroughly enter into
and sympathiye with the child nature
get the full favor and SAVIOR Of many
a piGuant childish remark The men
tai attitude Of the critic. for example.
has much to do with due and proper
appreciation of one OF the favorite
child stories told by the actress.
Grace George.
A family dinner table serves as
background for this story. and father.
when II begins. has Just reproved his
ten-year-old daughter for handling
greasy food with her fingers. then
vipins them on the front of her dress
Look 1t your little slater. Irene
dossnt got her dress soklsd. a. you
do. when she eats
NO" Ia Irene's prompt and seren,
acknowledgment OF the compliment
Il keep my dress nice an clean In
front I wipe my finger way down a
the bottom"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-07-24
HER OPPORTUNITY AT LAST
Mr.. Tirsins Naturally Anxious That
His wife Should See the Burglar
zt Work.

Can believe my eyes" exclaimed
Mr. Timkins OF East Orange as he
confronted the burglar Mr.. Timkins
had been mt down in the middle Of
the night TO investigate a strange
noise, which proved to be the family
silver in process OF packing up.
The burglar reached for his gun.
but MIR. Timkins grabbed the hand IN
stead
Don't" he said. giving the hand a
cordial shake You don't know how
much I'm interested in you Stay
awhile. | want you 10 meet Mrs. Tim
kins"
While you're calling a cop, Not
on your life" retorted the burglar.
Mo- said Mr. Timkins. Il Just want
you to stay while I call my wife. She's
heard You ut work every night for %
years and this IL the FIRST chance she,
had to see yoa."-Sew York Evenin,
| Post
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-07-24

Dinah was a product Of New Or
leans. a big. plump "yaller GAL" Who
could cook the fnest dinners for miles
around. One day a new butler ap'
peared upon the scene. and Dinah's
mistress noticed that she took q great
interest in the man At last her mis-.
tress could stand her curiosity No
longer and asked:
-Dinah. do you know that new
mani"
Dinah took another long and scru-
tinIzing look and then slowly and rem.
iniscently replied:
Well. I dunno. Miss Alice: but |
think he vas ma fust husband
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-07-24
cIoupep BRAIN
cissrs up on Change 70 Proper Food.

The brain cannot work with clear
ness and accuracy. IL the food taken is
not fully digested. but is retained in
the stomach 70 serment and form
poisonous gases. etc. dull. clouded
brain IL likely to be the result.
A Mich. lady relates her experiences
IN changing her food habits. and re-
quits are very interesting
A steady diet OF rich. greasy foods
such as sausage. buekwheat cakes and
% on 1naIly broke down a stomach
and nerves that. By Inheritance. were
sound and strong. and medicine did
no apparent good in the way OF relief.
Ny brain vas cl0uced and dull and
was suffering from case Of eoussi-
patton that defied all remedies used.
The Road to Wellvine.' tn some
providential way. fell Iato nv hands.
and may Heavens richest blessings
fall on the man who was inspired 10
write t.
I followed directions carefully. the
physical culture and all, using Grape
Nuts with sugar and cream. leaving
meat, pastry and hot biscuit entirely
out Of nv bill OF fare. The result
an in perfect health once more.
never realize have nerves. and
my stomach and bowels are in fine
condition Ny brain is perfectly clear
and am enjoying that state Of health
which God intended his creatures
should enjoy and which all might
have, by giving proper attention to
their food" Name given by Postum
Co. Battle Greek. Mich Read The
Road to MELVILLE IN pkgs- There's
a reason
Ever read the above f-sters 4 new
one npeesr~ from tfme 10 time. They
arc 9~susne. trues and fall OF hunsnp
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-07-24
KNEW IT HAD BEEN FOUND
But lnfcrmssion 80 to Minister'S Lost
ceat Afforded Little sssisesetien
10 That osntieuaa.

william NJ Wood. the head Of the
wooden industry. said In Boston
apropos OF the new tariff:
1T listens good. as the slang phrase
goes. but will Il listen good to the
very endf Won't the end be . dis
NAL surprise. like the tale Of the lost
coatf
"A country minister. driving to
church with his new overcoat on the
seat beside him. lost the coat en-
route. and announced his loss from
the pulpit.
Dearly beloved he said, 4 met
with a sad loss this morning Some
where on the River road. while driv-
ing TO church. lost my nne. new.
silk-lined overcoat. n any Of you
and it. hope you'll bring IL to the
parsonage
Its found. Doctor said q voice
from the back OF the church.
Bless you. my friend Heaven
bless youi' said the minister. beam
ing on the speaker gratefully.
IT'S found STR continued the
voice. 4 came along the River road
Just after you. and Il wasn't there. ="
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-07-24
YOUNG MAN HAD LAST LAUGH
Get Even fer snueeins Administered.
Thought Il Was q Mean Trick
On tire Glris-

A young man played a mean trick
on four modest young women in the
theater Of n small town in York state
recently. The girls knew the youth.
but suubbed him at the door OF the
playhouse by refusing TO speak 70
him He decided TO get even
The girls occupied the first four
seats In the sixth row and the young
man had the nth seat They paid
no attention 10 aim whatever Dur
ing the early part OF the program a
nonologisr came out on the stage
and began 20 talk about love. Il was
then that the snubbed young man
got hts chance 70 square accounts
with the girls Suddenly the mono
lcgiss asked.
VIII all the girls Who are in love
please stand up
Turning To the girl next to hin,
the young man sAids Please let ms
uma-
Naturally sA~ wnsk~ tour haA I
rise To let him 90 BY When the
were once on their feet the youn
man settled back In his seat an
srinned- The rest OF the audienc
roared in xiee.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-07-24

A cane sugar solution injected di-
rectly into the blood Is apparently un-
1T for assimilation. for IT Is eliminated
by the kidneys unchanged. The real
value OF sugar seems to be that the
carbon obtained from its disintegra-
ton is available for forming the gas
known as carbureted hydrogen or me-
thane, which seems Indispensable to
the growth and respiratory processes
OF all living organlsms.-Americar
Food Journal