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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Ancient and Honorable.

The word Gumboil, when used as a
surname, has nothing at all to do
with any part of the anatomy. 1t
denotes that it's first bearer was a
man of considerable Importance and
great power in the state. 1t is de-
rived from the Morse word gum
bald" which itself has nothing to do
with any atIliction, but means bold
In war
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

/ am to speak
to you on the sub
ject of Christian
Vacations f o T
Young People,
which is my rea-
son for using
this text.
us" is the i'm
portant word to
begin with, which
does not mean
everybody, b u t
only true Chris
tian believers in
the sense of re-
deemed and re-
generated m e n
and women. On
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Prudish Priest.

Prudery knows no frontiers. The
historic and valuable frescoes in the
church of Benouville, Calvedos, have
just been ruined by the misplaced zeal
of a parish priest The frescoes rep
resented the Day of Judgment and
scenes from an old French parable,
and the priests action is due to the
fact that the painter clothed his fig
ures after the fashion of our first
parents.-London Globe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Industry Denied.

Your husband says he has to sit
at desk all day.
YES" replied the energetic woman
"but most of the time he keeps his
feet on the desk"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

'Is that what you call dirigible?'
mo. it faint. It's watcher call a
bloom"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
WOMAN FEELS
10 YEARS
YOUNGER
Since Lydia E. Pinkharn's
Vegetable Compound Re-
stored Her Health.
Louisville, Ky.-"I take great pleas
ure in writing to inform you of what

Lydia E. Plnkham' 8
V e 6 e BILE Com
pound has done for
me. I was weak.
nervous, and cared
for nothin G Blu t
sleep. Now l can
go ahead with my
work daily and feel
ten years younger
than before Istarted
taking your medi-
cine T will advise
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
son.+b;no Else AGAIN.

Something Else Again.
"How's the doctor today?"
Gardener-Very poorly, sir.
Has he got locum tenens?"
Gardener-No, sir. l think he has
got a touch of influenza
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Paw Knows Everythina.

Paw Knows Everything.
Willie-Paw, when a baby gets sick.
why do they call the doctor?
Paw-To cure it, my son.
Willie-Wel, why don't they send
for the curate instead of the doctor?
Paw-You go to bed, Willie.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Love knows no locksmith, but moth
er often proves a very effectual sub
stitute-Atchison Globe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

1t has gotten SO that girl isn't
considered a good dancer If she can't
throw her hips out of joint and then
throw them back again.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Genera; Directions,

Mrs Youngwife- do you make
mince pie?
Mrs. Matron-Oh, out of anything!
Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

He that would endeayor to take
away friendship from the Fellowship
of mans life, should seem to take
away the sun from the world
| Cicero.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Try myself unweariedly till thou
findest the highest thing thou art cap
able of doing, faculties and circum-
stances being both duly considered.
end then do it.-John Stuart Mill.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

The precise difference between the
longitude of Washington and Paris is
to be determined by representatives
OF both nations.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
w. N. u., BALTIMORE, NO. ss-1s1s.
Self Evident Fact.

Are you going to attend Mrs
Snapper's musicale?"
do you observe any strong armed
individuals propelling me by main
force in the direction Of Mrs. Snap
per's villa?"
II do not"
Then you may surmise that am
not going to attend Mrs Snapper's
musicale"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
But Not Musical.

Knicker-What is harmonica?
Bocker-Corn on the cob set to mu
sic.-NeW York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Realistic.

rs tie story of that foreign wed
ding sta bling ARRAY in the papers,
yes, illustrated with plenty OF
cuts"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Thty Hadn't beeh Wdsteu.
"Oh, Mr.. Broome!" The sad eyed
young poet was calling to his board
ing mistress did you throw away
those blank sheets l left on my table
this morning."
81 did, Mr.. Scribbles,'' came the
aIologetic reply; weren't they waste
pa per-"
Not yet returned the poet, sadly;
81 hadn't written anything on them. =
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Literal.

Sentimental Sue-Did you have .
woman come stealing gently into your
life?
Practical Pete-Yes. She was .
lady pickpocket.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Its Proner Destination.

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scalding sen
sation in eyes and Inflammation OF eyes OF
eyelds. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
For SUMNER HEADACHES

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat. sitting in draughts, fever
ish condition, etc 10c.. Csc and SOC per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
The Sensation.

Knicker-These are said to be
times of great moral uplift."
Booker know it; but don't like
to ride in an elevator all the time
Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
A Distinction,

Miss Outertown-Isn't there Mrs.
Skinner here who keeps boarders?
Hi Hubbel-She takes boarders,
ma'am, but she don't keep EN-
Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with Or. Peerys Fermifuge "Deao
SHOT" Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
DOES YOUR HEAD ACHE.

Try Hicks CAPUDINE. It's lquid-rleas-
ant to take-effects immedlate-Roodt to prevent
SICK Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back IL not satisfied. 10c., ESQ. and
Soc. at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

The principle Of conscience is in
every heart, but the pendulum often
requires a touch from without to make
# do it's ofice.-C. |. Yorke.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Sooner or later the man with
swelled head will get what's coming
to him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Problem.

There is one argument that in try
ing to put down, it is useless to set
our face against"
What argument is that"
kissing"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
APE voIr coNsTIpArEp?

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills have
proved their worth for IS years. Test them
yourself now. Send for sample to 312 Pearl
st., New York. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Which q?

Here's an account Of girl Rugged
by bear"
did it happen at mountain re-
sort or in Wall street,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Give the old fashioned woman the
I've and she will make batch OF
soap.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Some people have streak of bad
luck and then a change for the worse.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Literary Helpers.

KnickerTWhat books have helped
you most?
they saved nv time
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Vacations for
Young
Christians
By REV. JAMES M. GRAY, D. D.
Dean Of Moody Bible Institute
Of Chicago

TEXT-But unto every one of US Is
given grace according to the measure OF
the gift of Christ.-Ephesians 1V:1.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

It is natural for some women to act
unnatural
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Just Like Her.

PEIe had his wife talk into a graphic
phone to remind him of her while she
was away"
HE carried out the illusion perfect
ly," said neighbor. HE kept it go
ing all the time Courier
Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
His Reformation.

Uplifter-Arent you ashamed to ask
for money?
Weary pyillie-I got six months for
taking 1t without asking
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Everything you do counts-see that
1t counts for, and not against you
Dean Stanley
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Already Done.

Are you trying to make a fool OF
me?"
mo; wouldn't try to improve on
natures work"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
In the Police Court.

Were you intoxicated?'
mo, your honor; on the contrary,
was ostentatiously sober"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Love based on pity Is apt to come
out in the laundry.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

rooms are useful when the guests eat
soup.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

any woman to consult with you before
going to doctor. Mrs. 1NIzE WILL
LIS, 2229 Bank St., Louisville, KY.
Another Sufferer Relieved.
Romayor, Texas.-"I suffered terri
bly, with a displacement and bladder
trouble. was in misery all the time
and could not walk any distance. I
thought never could be cured, but my
mother advised me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and did.
81 am cured OF the displacement and
the bladder trouble is relieved. I think
the Compound is the finest medicine on
earth for suffering women" - Mrs
VIOLA JASPER, Romayor, Texas.
II you want special advice write to
lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by q
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma
ton allays pain, cures wind collie ,25c bottleAN
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
Revised by parvenue.

Children rush in where climbers
fear to TIRE ad.-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03

A warm friend is one who is willing
to divide his cold cash with us.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
learn To TANGO
Complete Instructions by mail Zoe. American
Mail Order School of Dancing Corlandt ST.. New York
EIGHTvHOUR SYSTEM FOR HIM
One Wonders What This Old-F ash
Toned Farmer Did With the Rest
of His Time.

Farmers, thank goodness, take life
. little easier, thanks to their various
unions and combinations, than they
used to do
The speaker was John H. Kimble of
Port Deposit, secretary of the Farm
ers' National congress, an organiza-
ton of 100000 farmers. He con-
tinued:
Farmers are not nowadays like old
Cornelius Husk. A new hand said to
the old man one morning in the har-
vest season:
"T suppose you believe in the eight
hour system, Corney?
That's what l do grunted old
Corn Husk, as he swung his pitch
fork vigorously Eight hours in the
forenoon, eight hours in the after
noon, and two or three hours over
time after supper in the hay and har-
vest season-that's my system
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
In the SINGULAR.

lAnlEc 25c brings 100 indispensable articles used
LHV1ES daily. Don't miss this bargain G. b.
ROPER, Box 6S1, Baltimore, Maryland
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-03
The Food Route
To Steady Health

Many people are kept III because they do
not know how to select food that their own
particular bodies will take up and build upon.
What will answer for one will not do
for another.
If one is aling it is safe to change food
entirely and go Oh plain. simple diet, say:
y Some fruit
Dish of Grape-Nuts and Cream
Soft-boiled eggs
Crisp Toast
A Cup of Postum
no
Mani But diet like that makes one
feel good after few days use.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-15

not later than August %. We shall
try and call on as many Of the far
mers as possible, to assist In the sell
Getting OF the products, but shall not
be able to call on all. Remember that
this is boost for every one living in
Beltrami County.
i Kindly help US make this success.
q Yours for cooperation.
z c.. F. SCHROEDER
s Secretary.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-15
STEAMER IS HARD AGROUND

Vessel Stranded In Mud Lake Must
Be Unloaded.
Sault Ste. Marie, Mich, Aug. 16.-
The steamer Lakeport, upbound with
cement for the government construc-
ton work at Superior, which went
aground in a heavy fog OH Frechette's
point, Mud lake, is still aground. Pas
sengers are in mo danger.
Two tugs were sent from the 500 to
the steamer, but returned saying they
could not release her. The lighter
Reliance has started the work OF un-
loading the Lakeport.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-15
Berries

Red Raspberries fresh every day
until Sept. list; also cucumbers, corn,
onions and rutabagas. A. Wheelock
Phone. 764
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-15


Phone Society news to society edi-
tor, phone No. 81.
To send in your application to be-
come a member Of the Bemidji
athletic Club to Secretary Carl
Johnson.
H. s. Prigale of Ada spent yes
terday in the city.
M. Mahlan of Brainered spent
yesterday in the city.
~ E. S. Casey as an international
Falls visitor Wednesday.
Mrs. Arthur G. Vanlin of Marion,
Iowa, is a visitor in Bemidji.
G. M. King of Ueer River was a
caller in the city yesterday.
Go-carts retired a, the second hand
store.-Adv.
H. E. HIGHLAND of Nebish is trans
! acting business in the city today.
E. E. Griffith of Plummer trans
acted business in the city yesterday.
D. Van Arian of International
Falls is business visitor in the city.
R. Drysdale of Mallory, Minneso-
ia, is spending his vacation in the
city.
John Anderson Of Wheaton, Min
nesota, is transacting business in Be-
" midi.
Dreamland Saturday night Adv
Charles Haycraft came down from
, Spur this morning to spend the day
in the city.
Mrs. M. A. Chic of st. Louis is in
Bemidji on combined business and
pleasure trip.
Mrs. F. A. Schwinger of Minot,
North Dakota, is spending short
time in the city.
B. w. Lakin returned from Mime
apolis this morning, where he has
been on business.
~ Mrs. Roy Ferguson of Grand Forks
is spending a week here at the lake,
the guest of friends.
II pounds granu1ated sugar $1.0O
at Schmitts Grocery.-AdV.
James Pasard of Grand Rapids
was among the out of town visitors
in the city yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs J. w. Naugle will en-
terrain Mr. and Mrs. Robert L. Given
at dinner this evening.
Frank Suitor of Star Island, Cass
Lake, transacted business in Bemidji,
for a few hours yesterday.
G. D. Backus and daughters left
today for their farm near Big Boot
leg lake, where they will spent the
week end.
Come and attend the dance at the
bowery Friday night. Music by the
"Rag Time Kigs.'-Adv.
Miss Flora Todd returned the first
of the week from Park Rapids,
where she has been visiting friends
for the past week.
Our next Sunday special, Cherry
ice cream and Pineapple sherbet 40
cents a brick. Model Manufacturing
Co Phone 125-Adv.
Miss Olive Jones of Grand Rapids,
Michigan will arrive in the city
Monday night and will be the guest
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-15
TWO HUNDRED BOYS RESCUED

Taken From Burning Dormltorles n
St. Joseph's Institute.
Chicago, Aug. 1.-two hundred
panic stricken boys were rescued
from burning dormitories a St., Jo-
seph's institute, twenty miles north
Of Chicago, when lightning caused .
$4,000 fire. Four buildings were de-
stroyed before bucket brigade or
sanised by the priests checksd he
lAm0S. . ~.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-15

Xxx x x X X x * x X y 4 X x X x X X
X LEST WE FORGET X
X Xxx X x X X x * x x X X
Phone Society news to society edi-
tor, phone No. 81.
To send in your application to be-
come a member Of the Bemidji
athletic Club to Secretary Carl
Johnson.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-08-09
WAS AN OLD-TlME SLEEPER
Rip Van Wrinkles Predecessor Sue.
cumbed TO Tired Feeling at Least
Once Every Year.

London.-The modern Rip Van Win
kle had an eighteenth century prede-
cessor In one Nicholas Hart. But Hart
was able to turn his sleeping to good
account. He made money out Of it.
The Daily Courant OF August 3, I'LL,
contained the following advertisement:
Nicholas Hart, who slept last year in
st. Bartholomew hospital, intends to
sleep this year at the Cock and Bottle
in Little Britain"
An account Of this astonishing per-
son was published In the Spectator.
Addison, who made investigation, re.
ports that Hart lis every year seized
with periodical 1T of sleeping. which
begins upon the 9th Of August and
ends on the 18th of the same month;
that on the LIST of that month he grew
dull; on the I'd, appeared drowsy; on
the Sd, fell yawning on tho 4th, be-
gan to nod; on the 5th, dropped asleep;
on the 9Th, was heard to snore; on the
9TH, turned himself in his bed; on the
Sth. recovered his former posture; on
the 9th, fell stretching; on the 10th.
about midnight, awaked; on the 18th.
in the morning. called for little small
beer"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-08-09
lona-lost Nina Found.

The long-lost Cinnabar mine In Ne
vada has been found after search
lasting more than thirty years. Tho
discovery was made some weeks ago
by George Keough while searching for
strayed stock. seven miles from Nina
The discovery was kept secret UNI
til claims we're staked and assays
made OF the ore. showing 1t to run high
in quicksilver.
Following the announcement OF the
finding OF the mine rush was started
for the district In which It is located.
Hawthorne, after finding the Gin
nabar deposit, became confused and
lost his way on the desert. He wan
dered about for several days and final
ly landed at New Boston. formerly a
thriving camp. but now extinct.
lie conducted expedition after expo
dition in search OF the deposit, but his
efforts were fruitless. He described
the location, stating that two petrihed
trees stood near the mound.
The stone trees are to be noticed
today as described by the old pros
pector, who died thirteen years ago.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-08-09
WOE BROUGHT MOTHER FOX
Tragic Moments for Vixen After She
Had Carried Poisoned Food to
Her Litter.

On one OF the large estates In Hing.
ham, few weeks ago, fox was found
to be destroying poultry. The time OF
the raids, and their boldness. were
proof enough that the fox must be a
female with young. Poisoned meat
was prepared for her. and at once the
raids ceased. A few days later one Of
the workmen of the estate came upon
the den OF a fox, at the mouth OF
which lay dead whole litter OF young
ones. They had been poisoned. The
mother had not eaten the doctored
food herself, but had carried II home
to her family They must have died
In the burrow, for II was evident from
the signs that she had dragged them
out into the fresh air to revive them.
and deposited them gently on the
sand by the hole. Then in her per.
plexity she had brought various It'd
bits of mouse and bird and rabbit and
placed at their noses to tempt them
to wake up out OF their strange sleep
and eat as hungry children ought TO
eat Who knows how long she watch
ed beside the still forms, and what
her emotions were? She must have
left the neighborhood soon after. how.
ever, for no one has seen her since
about the estate.--Dallas Lore Sharp.
In the Atlantic. ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-08-09
LED HOST IN PATH OF DUTY
ington, Said to Have Induced Pa
per Man to Go to Church..

The two Alternately kids. who came
through Indianapolis on motorcycles
on their way TO New York, made a
newspaper man go to church. though
they probably did not know IT,
The y. NJ. had the boys as guests at
his house while they were in town.
The first night when 1t came time to
go to bed the boys handed him a sur
prise when they both said their pray
ers. Sunday morning the boys init
mated that they always went To
church. When one OF them naively
asked the host: do you go to
church," he said that he did, though
he admitted inwardly that he had
been neglecting the church going Of
late.
We'll, let's go to church. said Tenn
pie, who is nine years old.
Would you like to go with me or
would you boys just as soon go with
the boy across the street, asked the
newspaper man. cycling the porch
swing which swayed gently in the
breeze
Wed rather 60 with you" said
Louis. the elder. And they all went.
The newspaper man admitted after
ward that he had not attended church
TOR six ths.-Indanapolis News.