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Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

In every home where there is a
baby there should also be bottle of
McGEE'S BABY ELIXIR 1t may be
needed at any time to correct sour
stomach, wind collie, diarrhoea or
summer complaint. 1t is a whole
some remedy, contains no opium, NOR
phine or injurious drug Of any kind.
Price Csc and SOC per bottle. Sold by
Central Drug Co. ADV.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19
RATES TOR CLASSIFIED ADvER
TIsEMENTs

Five cents per line each Insertion.
Estimate six ordinary words to a line.
No ad to occupy less space than two
lines Ali advertisements charged
will be booked at space actually set
without regard to number Of words.
Cash in advlnce preferred.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19
Proner Color.

"There Is one class Of widows who
should wear not black, but green"
''Who are they. pray?"
"Grass widows"
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD NO.
1o2--Mess every Monday night at
o. R. G. Hall, on Douglas avenue,at
S o'clock. Visiting m ambers are
cordially welcome ]. G. Wertz.
president; ]. T. Buhler secretary; !;
c. H. Baily, treasurer.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

3 p. o. ELKs- Meets second ana
fourth Tuesday evening of each
month Elks home on Ninth street
and Douglas avenue. Visiting broth.
ersare cordially invited. Gov. VIM.
] Mills, Exalted Ruler; D. W. Con
don, Secretary.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

MODERN WooDMEN OF AMERICA
Meet in the Forest of Brotherly
Love at Woodmen of the Worlc
han, on the second and fourtA
Mondays OF each month at s p. m
G. H Stewart, Consul; G. Laemmle
Clerk: 2. w. Montague, Local Dsb
uty. Visiting members are espS
cially welcome and cordially invit
ed.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19
The Reason.

why do you use so much nutmeg
for seasoning?"
because I get from it CRATE re-
suits" mh
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

RANsFoRD CHAPTER NO, 2. o. E.
s.-Meets first and laird Fridays
at 7:SO p. m. in Masonic Temple
Mrs. ], o RutledEs. Worthy Ma
trOn; Mr5. Agnes Tripp, Secretary.
Telephone 4ain S2S.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

KNIGHTS AND LADIES OF sEcUR.
lTY Council No. 2S9O-Meets in W
o. W. hall, Sixth street, on the first
and third Mondays of each month
at 8 p. m. Visiting knights and La
dies always welcome. o. L. Fiers.
man President; A. D. Tillman, Fin
ancier; Mrs. A. " Morrow, local
deputy, 9OS Jackson avenne; 2. W
Montague, assistant deputy, 1O11
Sixth street, East Las Vegas N. M
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

J. E. RosENWALD LODGE NO. s4t
|. o. Of 3. R.-Meets every first
Tuesday Of the month in the vestE3
rooms OF Temple Montefiore At
O'clock D. m Visiting brothers are
cordially invited, Isaac ApDel
President Charles Greenclay, See
retary.
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SOCIETY DIRECTORY

|. o. o. MoosE-Meers second AMI
fourth Thursday evening ssss
month at W 0 w. Hall. visitfRi
brothers cordially invited. Howard
T. Davis, Dictator; ]. Thornhill
Secretary.
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|. O. o. F. LAS VEGAS LODGE NO
1.-Meets every Monday evening 81
their hall on Sixth street. All visit
ing brethren cordially invited to ~
tend. F D. Fries, NJ c.. Guf
Lehman, V. G.; T. NJ Elwood
Secretary; Farl Wertz, Treasurer
c. v. Hedgcock, cemetery trusrea
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

Hardly-Does your wife ever bother
Tou about her new bonnets?
Easy-Not in the least When she
wants one she simply gets it and has
the bill sent in
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

Postmaster Antoine Deloria, Gard
ner, Mich, speaks for the guidance Of
those troubled with kidney and blad.
der Irregularities, and says From my
own experience I can recommend Fo-
ley Kidney Pills. My father also was
cured Of kidney disease, and many
neighbors were cured by Foley Kidney
Pills" O. G. schaefer and Red Cross
IDrug store.-Adv.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19
EAST BOUND
WEST BOUND
ATTORNEYS

HUNKER G. HUNKER
George A. Hunker. Chester A. Hunker.
Attorneys-at-Law
Las Vegas, New Mexico
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS, coUN.
Gil NO. so4.--Meets second and
fourth Thursday in o. r. c. Hall.
Pioneer building. Visiting mem
bers are cordially invited. Richard
Devine. G. K; Frank Angel, r. s.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19

Manager of Charity Society-Put
that $50 that Mr.. Blowhardt gave in
The vanity fund
Secretary
Manager of Charity Fund = He
only gave it to please his vanity
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19
Kidney Trouble Began With a Lame
Eack

J. I. Hack, 915 Eighth St. Lincoln
H., was recently cured of a bad case
of kidney trouble that started with a
lame back and says: Il am certainly
thankful in getting a cure of my kid,
ney trouble by using Foley Kidney
Pills. Try them yourself O. G.
schaefer and Red Cross Drug Store
Adv.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19
Important to Dyspeptlcs

Bear in mind that Chamberlain's
Tablets improve the appetite, strength
en- the digestion and regulate the
liver and bowels. Just what you need.
For sale by all dealers. ADV.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19
Wanted

Wanted
WANTED-Experienced dining room
help Plaza hotel
WANTED Woman with little girl z
years old, wants position as house
keeper. Mrs. Mae Thomas, care
Optic
WANTBD-GHl for general house
work. Mrs. I. Appel 1O11 Eighth
street.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-19
Fer Safe

FOR SALE OR RENT-A 5-room res.
idence located at 9O1 Columbia. In
quire 726 Seventh street.
The state herald., 1913-09-19
BURNING, ITCHING ECZEMA

st. Helens, Ore.-"Eczema had both
cred me for two years. First 1t came
on my hands then on my face. neck
and arms. My hand first began to
crack along the lines in the hand, and
white rash broke out. l was both
cred with 1t. A rash came all over
my face and I could not sleep nights
for the burning and itching.
scratched myself at night till my neck.
arms and face were one mass Of sores.
could not put my hands in water and
my hands and face were all dishgured.
"A friend sent for sample OF Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment and he made
me a present of 1t and before had
used half of the sample l felt relief
from that terrific itching and burning
then bought four cakes Of Cuticura
Soap and six boxes Of Cuticura Oint-
ment. I used three cakes of the Cuti-
cura Soap and three boxes of the CUT
cura Ointment and now am entirely
cured" (Signed) ]. A. Pender, Apr.
20, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. l.. Boston. ADV.
The state herald., 1913-09-19
Marine Telescope.

Make an ob,ong narrow box out OF
four pieces OF quartcrinch board sbou,
two feet long by sixteen inches vide.
and nt piece OF clear. clean glass
across ono end. held In place by brass
headed taekn. driven into the wood
and overlapping the glass. FIJI all the
cracks with sealing wax to keep ou,
the iisht Then plunge tho glass end
two or three inches Into III. water and
look through the open end. This sim
pie marine telescope In made on the
principle OF the more elaborate glasses
through which to look at the famous
gardens under tho sea near tho cata
llnn islands. Christian Herald.
The state herald., 1913-09-19

Imagination to keep from copying
after your biographical sketch IN the
newspaper! I don't believe she is
your friends daughter. don't be-
lieve you could ever have liked the
father OF girl like Fran-that he
could have been your intimate friend"
we'll" faltered Gregory. But why
should he defend Franz
"Mr. Gregory" she asked. as II what
she was about to say belon sed to what
had gone before. would 1, greatly In.
convenience you for me to leave your
employment"
lie was electrified. Grace! lncon.
venience me,-.would you-could -
Il have not decided-not yet.
Speaking OF being yoked with unbe-
lievers-I have never told you that MIR.
Robert Clinton has wanted me to mar.
ry him. As long NJ he was outside OF
tho church. OF course It was impos
sible. But now that he is converted
"Grace," grosned the pallid listener
He would like me to 20 with him
to Chicago"
But you couldn't love Bob Clinton
he isn't worthy OF you. Grace. It's
impossible. Heaven knows I've had
disappointment enough" He rtart.
ed up and came toward her. his eyes
glowing. "wiil you make my life a
complete failure. after aii7"
Love himf" Grace repeated calmly.
This IN merely question OF doing
the most good know nothing about
love"
Then let me teach you. Grace.
let"
shall we not discuss IT," she said
gently. "That liz best. I think. III de.
eide TO marry Mr. Clinton. I will tell
you even before tell him. don't
know what l shall choose as my les,
course"
"Bu,. Graeci What could | do
without"
Shall we Just agree TO say no more
about ~" sh. softly interposcd. THAT
In wisest until my decision IN mnde.
We were talking about Fran--do you
think this n good opportunity for Mrs
Gregory TO attend norvicesf Fran can
stay with Mrs. Jefferson"
Il have no doubt" he said. stlii ari.
tatcd. that my wife would md II easy
enough 10 no TO church. n sbo really
wanted to go"
mir. 0rcgoryi" she rcprovod him
Well" be cried. somewhat defiant.
ly. don't you think nho could no. n
she wanted tot"
Well" Grace answered slowly,
this riri will leave her without any
any excuse"
"oh, Miss Grace, n my wife we're
only-like you--I mean. about goins
to churehi-
The state herald., 1913-09-19
Japanese Courtesy.

A country where courtesy Is a bust
ness. and business but gentle avo-
cation. reflects its peculiarity In the
most trifling details OF conduct Such
country is Japan and such detail
recently came Into notice when a city
electric bureau OF Tokyo asked the
patrons on Its street car lines how
they preferred to be addressed when
II was necessary to urge them to
move up" Out OF the 2.7l9 sugges-
tions sent In the Independent selects
and translates six. as follows:
Those not getting on. to the mid
die. pleasel"
The middle is more comfortable"
I'm sorry. but all move ON by one
strap"
There's pretty girl about the
middle OF the carl"
"A pickpocket has Just come on
boardl"
The municipal authorities frowned
somewhat upon the last three sugges-
tions, but the conductors will be
taught to use scme OF the other forms
Is It possible that the japanese hope
TO enjoy an efficient traction service
on such termsY Apparently they hope
to. and we pass nlong the Japanese
idea ms helpful hint to the gentle
men who jerk gong on the hear Of
our own street ears.
The state herald., 1913-09-19

teacher In a college. and that you were
graduated from his college. Don't you
think It marvellous. this claim Of Fran.
who says that her father, when a
young man. went to live with cousin
who was o college professor, and that
he was graduated from that college?
And she says that her fathers father
was a rich man-just as yours was
and that the cousin is dead--just as
yours is"
At these piercing words. Gregory
bowed his head to conceal his agita-
tion. Could It be possible that she
had guessed all and yet, in spite of all.
could use that tone Of kindness? 1t
burst upon him that II he and she
could hold this fatal secret in common,
they might. in sweetest comradeship,
form an alliance against fate itself
She persisted: "The account that
Fran gives of her father is really your
own history What does that show?"
He spoke almost in a whisper. MY
friend and were much alike" Then
he looked up swiftly to catch look
of comprehension by surprise. II such
look were there.
Grace smiled coolly. But hardly
Identical. presume. Don't you see
that Fran has invented her whole
story, and that she didn't have enough
The state herald., 1913-09-19
sYNoPsIs.

Fran arrives at Hamilton 0rsgory's
ome In Littlsburg, but finds him absent
pnducting the choir at 4 camp meeting.
he repairs thither In search Of him,
Sughs during the service and u asked TO
Save. Abbott Ashton. superintendent OF
chools. escorts Fran from the tent. He
Siilar Of the. church. Ashton becomes
realty interested In Fran and while tax
ng leave OF her. holds her hand and v
zen by Sapphira Clinton, sister Of Rob
rt Clinton. chairman Of the school board.
Fran tells Gregory she wants home
Nth him. Grace Noir, Gregory's private
becretary. takes violent dislike to Fran
Ind advises her to go away at once.
Fran hints at a twenty-year-old secret,
Ind Gregory In agitation asks Grace to
leave the room. Fran relates the story
bf how Gregory married a young girl at
Springfield while attending college. and
Then deserted her Fran 10 the child Of
That marriage. Gregory had married his
present wife three years before the death
bf Fran's mother. Fran takes a liking to
Mrs. Gregory. Gregory explains that
Fran Is the daughter of very dear friend
who is dead. Fran agrees to the story.
Mrs. Gergory insists on her making her
home with them and takes her to her
krms. The breach between Fran and
Grace widens. It is decided that Fran
must go to school.
The state herald., 1913-09-19
LESSON FOR ARDENT SWAIN
Startling Experience Cures Him of
Making Love to maldens
at Balls.

II happened at public ball. He
was q man OF serious intentions and
numerous attentions. and she was
rich and weddable. They sat In the
hall under the stairway II was n
nook for lovers There vas not a
soul In sigh, and. and ho thought his
golden opportunity had arrived Down
he foppcd on his knees, and claspcd
her hand.
Dear one" he whispered. not very
loud. but loud enough y have loved
you with the whole strength and
ardour OF n mans nature when II Is
reused by all that IL pure and good
and lovely In woman, aud ! can no
longer restrain my pentup feelings.
must toll you what IL In my heart.
and assure you that never yet has
woman heard from my lips tho SO.
crota that nrc throbblng and"
Just then .uHtle was heard on
the atairn aboso them. md card
fastened TO ;hrcae swung down and
dangied not two inches from the low.
er's nose. ON II were thcss ..'tton'
tous words
"i'm BIT Of C. liar myself"
Then the awful truth flashed upon
him. and ho ned As he went out OF
The state herald., 1913-09-19
CHAPTER xIll-contlnued.

Fran's quick eye caught the express
sion of baffled reaching-forth. Of un-
certain striving after sympathetic un-
derstanding. "You darling lady!" she
cried, clasping her hands to keep her
arms from flying about the others
neck, don't you be troubled about me.
Bless your heart. can take care Of
myself-and you. too! Do you think
I'd add a straw to your Now
you hear me: II you want to do 1t. Just
put me In long trains with Pullman
sleepers. for I'll do whatever you say.
| II you want to show people how tnme
am. Just hold up your hand. and I'll
crawl into my cage"
The laughter of Mrs. Gregory sound.
ed wholesome and deep-throated-the
child was 80 deliciously ridiculous.
Come, then." she cried. with a light
ness she had not felt for months,
come. crawl into your cagel" And
she opened her arms.
With fash Of her 1.-THE body. Fran
was In her cage. and. for q time. rest
ed there, while the fre In her dark
eyes burned tears to all sorts OF rain
bow colors. It seemed to her that Of
all the people In the world. Mrs. Greg
ory was the last to hold her In affec-
tionate embrace. She cried out with a
sob, as II In answer to her dark mis-
givings-"Oh. but want to belong to
somebody"
You shall belong to mel" ex-
claimed Mrs. Gregory. folding her
closer.
ITO youf" Fran sobbed. overcome
by the wonder of II. ITO you. dear
hearth With q desperate efiort. she
crowded back intruding thoughts. and
grew calm. Looking owes her shoul-
der at Simon Jefferson-"No more
short dresses. Mr. Simon" she called.
you know your heart mustn't be eI-
cited
"Fran!" gasped Mrs. Gregory in dis
may. ''hush!"
But Simon Jefferson beamed with
pleasure at the girls artless ways. He
knew what was bad for his heart. and
Fran wasn't. Her smiles made him
feel himself = monopolist In sunshine.
The state herald., 1913-09-19
GROWING STRONGER
Apparently, with Advancing Age.

AT the age OF 30 years ! collapsed
from excessive coffee drinking" writes
man In Mo For four years sham
blcd about with the aid OF cru,ohes or
cane. most OF the time unable TO
dress myself without help.
My feet were greatly swollen, my
right arm was shrunkon and twisted
Inward. the fingers OF my right hand
were clcnohcd and could not be cr.
tended except with great effort and
than temporary relief.
Now. during all this time and for
about 30 years previously. drank
daily nm average OF Q cups OF strong
coifec-rarely missing a meal,
MY wife Mt last took my case into
her own hands and bought some
Postum. She mndc II according to d.
rections and | liked II fully aa wen
aa the best high.grado coffee.
Improvement set In at once, In
about months began 10 work IN.
tie. and In less than year was yory
much better. improving rapidly from
day 10 day, ! am now In far better
health than most men OF my years
and apparently growing stronger with
advancing age.
Il am busy every day nj some kind
of work and am able 10 keep Mp with
the procession without n cane. Ths
arm and hand that were once hlnos,
useless. now keep far ahead In fnpdiy
OF movement and beauty OF pcnman.
ship"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Crock. Mich. Write for copy of the ~
tie book. The Road 10 wclivllle."
Postum comes In two forms;
Regular Postum-muat be well boiled
instant Postum IN n soluble powder.
a tcnnpoonful dlauolyoa quickly IN q
cup OF ho, water and. with the add
tion OF cream and sugar. makes n DO
llcioua beverage Instantly.
"Thefr'H fanson" for Postum.
The state herald., 1913-09-19
COPYRIGHT 1912
BOBB5 -MEPRlLl COZ

Il consider It," she responded. "the
most important thing in the world"
Her emphatic tone proved her sin.
cerity. The church on Walnut street
stood. for her. as the ark; those who
remained outside, at the call OF the
bell. were in danger of engulfment.
After long silence, Grace looked
up from her typewriter. "Mr. Greg
ory," she said pausingly. you are un-
happy"
Nothing could have been sweeter to
him than her sympathy. except happi-
ness itself. YES" he admitted. with
great sigh. 81 am very unhappy. but
you understand me. and that is little
comfort. II you should marry Bob
Clinton-Grace. tell me you'll not
think OF 1t. again"
And you are unhappy" said Grace,
steadfastly ruling Bob Clinton out Of
the discussion. "on account OF Fran"
He burst forth impulsively-"Ever
since she came to town." He checked
himself But ! owe 1t to my friend
to shelter her. She wants to stay and
and she'll have to. II she demands
It,"
DO you owe more to your dead
friend" Grace asked. with passionate
solemnity, than to the living God?"
He shrank back. But | can't send
her away" he persisted in nervous
haste. II can't. But heaven bless you.
Grace, for your dear thought OF me"
You will bless me with more rea-
son." said Grace softly. when Fran
decides to go away. She'll tire of this
house, promise 1t. She'll go-just
wait!-shell go. as unceremoniously
as she came. Leave 1t to me. Mr.. Greg
ory." In her earnestness she started
up, and then, as II to conceal her
growing resolution. she walked swiftly
to the window as II TO hold her manu-.
script to the light Gregory followed
her.
sSIf she would only go," he groaned
Grace! Do you think you could?--
Yes. l will leave everything to you
"Shell co." Grace repeated tixedly
The window at which they stood
overlooked the garden into which Fran
had wheeled old Mrs. jefferson.
Fran. speaking through the ear
trumpet with as much caution as deaf.
ness would tolerate. said, Dear old
lady. look up at the library window
II you please. for the muezzin has
climbed his minaret to call to prayers. -
Very little OF this reached Its desti.
nation-muezzin was in great danger
OF complicating matters. but the old
lady caught library window" and held
II securely. She looked up. Ham
ilton Gregory and Grace Noir were
standing at the tower window. to
catch the last rays OF the sun. The
nag OF truce between them was only
typewriter sheet OF manuscript
Grace held the paper obliquely toward
the west: Hamilton leaned nearer and,
with his delicate white finger. pointed
out word. Grace nodded her head
in gentle acauiescence.
Amen" muttered Fran. Now let
everybody sing!"
The choir leader and his secretary
vanished from sight.
The state herald., 1913-09-19
s,orekeepers In Difficulties.

A number OF shopkecpefn we're
summoned at tho Grimsby police court
recently for contrnycnlng tho closing
order under the shops act They com
planned that they had dltioulty In un
dorntnndins what they could and
could not sell, one OF the defendants
admitted selling soap To n man who
waa very dirty. Thinking cleanliness
was next to rodlnosp., let him bayr
q packet" snld the dofondant--Lon'
don Mail
The state herald., 1913-09-19

Simon Jefferson might be nifty. but hc
sili had nosc for roses.
Old Mrs. Jefferson was present. and
from her whcel.chair bright eyes read
much that duh ears misscd. How
gay Simon isi" smiled tho mothcr-he
was always her spoiled boy.
Mrs. Gregory called through tho
trumpet. II believe Fran has given
brother n fresh interest In life
Old Mrs Jefferson benmod upon
Fran and added her commentator
"sho pushes mo when ! want To be
pushed. and pulls mo whom ! want TO
be pulled"
Fran ciappcd her hands like child.
Indeed. "Oh, what = gay old world
she cyiod. "Thoro are 10 many people
In Il that like mo-" She danced before
tho old lady. then wheeled about With
such energy that har skirts threat
snsd 10 level TO the breeze.
Don't, dontl" cried Mrs. Gregory
Srecipitaieiy. "Frasi"
The state herald., 1913-09-19

just ike the play IN Hamlet, fran
said half-aloud. "And now that the
inside play is over, guess it's time
for old Ham to be doing something"
Mrs. Jefferson gripped the arms of
her wheel-chair and resumed her tale.
as II she had not been interrupted. 1t
was of no interest as a story, yet pos
sessed sentimental value from the
fact that all the characters save the
raconteur were dead, and possibly all
but her forgotten. Fran loved to hear
the old lady evoke the shades OF long
ago, shades who would never again
assume even the palest manifestation
to mortals. when this old lady had
gone to join them.
Usually Fran brought her back.
with gentle hand, but today shc d.
vined subterfuge; the tale was meant
to hide Mrs. Jefferson's real feelings.
Fran ventured through the trumpet:
Il wish there was man-secretary
on this place. instead OF woman.
And let me tell you one thing, dear
old soldier-theres going to be fight
put up on these grounds. guess you
ought to stay out of II. But either
or the secretary has got to git"
Fran was not unmindful of gram
mar. even of rhetoric. on occasion.
She knew there was no such word as
git" but she was seeking to symbol
ize her idea in sound. AS she closed
her teeth, each little pearl meeting a
pearly rival. her git" had something
of the force of physical ejectment
Behind large spectacle lenses,
sparks flashed from Mrs. Jefferson's
eyes. She shifted battle. Bu; her
tightly compressed lips showed that
she lacked both Fran's teeth and
Fran's intrepidity. One steps eau
tiously at seventy-odd.
Fran comprehended. The old lady
must not let 1t be suspected that she
was aware of Gregory's need OF cotton
In straining ears. such as had saved
Ulysses from siren voices. The pre-
tense OF observing no danger kept the
fine old face uncommonly grim.
Little girls shouldn't fight" was
her. discreet rejoinder. Then leaning
over the wheel. she advanced her
snow-white head to the head OF coal.
black Better not stir up dragons"
Fran threw back her head and
laughed defiantly. Bring on your
dragons" she cried boastfully. There's
not one of 'em I'm afraid Of" She
extended one leg and stretched forth
her arm. I'm say to the Dragon.
stand up'-and she'll stand; III say
Lie down'-and down she'll lie, I'll
say 'Git'-and she'll" Fran waved
her dragon to annihilation.
Goodness" the old lady exclaimed.
getting nothing of this except the ran
tomime: that. however. was eloquent.
She recalled the picture OF David In
her girlhood's sunday-schooi book.
Are you defylng the Man OF Gath7'
She broke into delicious smile which
seemed TO flood the wrinkles OF her
face with the sunshine OF many dear
old easy-going years.
Fran smote her forehead. Il have
few pebbles here" she called
through the trumpet.
Mrs Jefferson grasped the others
thin arm. and said, with zestful ener.
gy. Let her have 'em. David. let her
have 'em,"
fro nE coNTrNuEDA
The state herald., 1913-09-19
Their Office,

Whales must be the peacemaker
Of the ocean"
How do you make that out?"
Don't they pour oil upon the wa.
ters?"
The state herald., 1913-09-19
Led Astray.

Il see where n tight skirt has
broken up another happy home"
Did hubby object to tight skirts'-
No. He followed one"