The Washington times., 1913-09-10

When do. l repeat, some atrocious
conceit
That is indub;tably The Worst
It's a ten-to-one bet that the praise that
Is the same as I got for the first.
And it happened that at 5 40 on the
afternoon Of a day In September, the
Uotc of the Senate having been ~ For
and but 81 Aoainst, that the Cost Of Liz
ing Staggered and ioas Like to Fall But
In short time it toas seen partially to
Regain its Composure, smile toanly aud
Continue on its Way. And at the offices
made Inquiry, It t1as said that It .ronld
probably Bear Up under the Blo,o.
Double-headers and the difficulty of
recording them on a single score-card
suggest the advisability Of a system Of
double-entry scoring. if some genius will
kindly come through Win one.
SOME DRAWN OUT CARD GAME.
tFrom the 'Star")
On the evening Of September 1 big Tim"
played cards with his guards TIL after mid
night. Two OF them fell asleep and the
third followed suit about 2 o'clock
After a glance at the opinions Of a
dozen prominent gentlemen on the
Maine election. we gather that it was Id
a sense a victory for all parties. and.
though 1t indicates that the country
is absolutely opposed to the policies Of
the Democratic party. 1t Is In no sense
rebuke to the National Administra-
ton. <.s>... ....... =,
+ -, TO UMPIRE EGAN. 3 S:.s
'Tuizt your pronourei.9 "ball" and
"strike"
The difference Is small:
The former listens like the last,
The latter like a ball.
The Maine election serves also as. a
means Of introducing a new member
Of the Intrepidity Club. Readers, sena-
tor James. If 1t had not been for the
fact that some Of the Democrats de-
serted to the Republicans" qualities the
Senator. the outcome might have been
different"
The Very English Language.
Obi received from a New Jersey tailor.)
monthlai Kossttomer.... 81 70
one Waitt Pants drai Clint. ...... 50
Balns .........................$2 90
Il am mortified to think" said Mrs.
George Howe, re-anent Miss Wilson and
the upper berth. that there was not
one gentleman or a Democrat on that
train with a lower berth at his dis
posal.'' Which leads Fl. c. B., who
probably is a Republican. to endeavor
some caustlc comment.
Bromidion for the clever--to be spoken
when food is served piping hot: Il
guess that must have been on the fire.r
FAMILIAR PHRASES.
VII
Scion Of a well-known family.
Fracturing for the nonce our resolu-
ton to overlook the Thaw case. 1t occurs
that the attorneys for one side are
almost as poor sports as those for the
other. IL not worse.
Ceiling Falls. But Bryan Was Alb
sent"-The Herald
Tough.
NOT KNOCKING THE LAKE.
CFrom the ''Post")
All goods things must come TO an end like
wise Chevy Chase Lakes season will close
Saturday. September I3. The dancing AMI
Marine Band concerts will continue every
night during this week.
When Mrs. Pankhurst lands" we
lamp. Immigration inspectors will ask
her questions regarding her past life"
Add Personal Friends: Past life."
The Cleveland battery for the wind
up of both games was James o Neil.
Count Of Monte Cristo please write.
And Where Did You Awake?
Sir: Catcher Carisch crossed the fielt
yesterday and Friend Lady queried:
Hasn't he fine bearing?" Yes" I
answered. he Carisch himself we'll"
LIMO.
The next time you're hard I'D for a
last paragraph pens o. NJ. l.. D..
you might mention the lastparagraphy
fact that Charles Foot is a Union Hill,
n. j., chiropodist."
Not that there aren't an. number OF