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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-14

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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-14

Opera singers are temperamental
They are different. They cannot even
eat the food of ordinary mortals."
Il s'pose not. What do they eat,
canary seed?''
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-14

From the PittsbHs DisTaich
A st. Louis doctor says motorists are
becoming flat-footed through lack OF
He probably has never had
a machine break down or run out of
fuel twenty miles from anywhere
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-14

From the Louisville Pust.
The powers are more than willing to
exchange friendly advice with the Balkan
States for Turkish territory.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-14

From the Boston Transcript.
We are told that two tons of dynamite
in a New Jersey railroad wreck did
not explode. SuperhuOus information.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24
LEGAL and Personal Paragraphs.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. C MiddlebrOok
arrived home Monday afternoon.

Mr.. and Mrs. G.. MiddlebrOok
arrived home Monday afternoon.
The Rebekah circle meets with Mrs.
Il. +. Alderman this Friday afternoon.
Mrs. G.. j. Tice was an over Sun
day visitor IT Minneapolis returning
Monday.
Miss Nuna Shannon came down
from Aberdeen Saturday for q couple
OF days visit with her sister.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. G. Middlebrook,
returned home from a visit to Wis
cOnSin friends the first OF the week.
Miss Ada Atha. who had been visit
ing with her friend Miss FIossy Lewis,
asst week, returned TO Ortonville Sat
nrday.
Mr.. Phil Saunders entertained a
numoer OF his gentlemen r. lends at a
smoker and supper at his home Tues
day evening.
Will Miller has made arrangements
to 60 on the road with a moving
picture show and starts out next week,
taking in the smaller towns.
Mrs. Jens Peterson, returned last
week from 4 six weeks visit to her
father at Alexandria,, Mimi, whom
q had not seen for twenty-five years.
The w. w. Harper family, long
residents of kilborn township, moved
into their fine new home in Milbank
last week, and will hereafter ha We their
home in this city.
DR.. Fred Port accompanied by his
mother and Miss Gretchen Bleser
started last Sunday for Minneapolis
by auto, and reached the city that
evening about I O'Clock.
Mrs. Charles kimball, OF Vernon
township, left last Monday evening
for Canada, where her son Arthur is
in the hospital at Maple, Creek.
suffering q run OF typhoid fever.
Miss Leila Liebing went t Orion
vile yesterday to visit her sister, Miss
Carrie, who has recently undergone
= surgical operation. Weare pleased
to state that she is getting along
nicely.
r. L. Nelson, the Herald-Advance
fornan, left the first Of the week on y
trip to Montana, on land business
n expects TO bo away for = couple
OF weeks. Mr.. Fredericks, OF Slsseton
is filling his place in the office.
The Rounds Ladies Orchestra, the
, first number OF the library course,
will be given tonight at the opera
house. Don't fail to hear these spec
ialists. The Rounds are the most
popular musical troupe on the road.
Miss Minnie Shannon returned the
last OF last week from a six weeks
stay with her sister at Crookston.
Mimi. and resumed her duties as Ii
brarlan in the public library, which
has been ia charge Of Mrs. Eugene
Thorndike during Miss Sham ons alb
III
Miss Bernice MCGOWAN was hostess
10 q delightfully."- appointed bridal
dinner last Wednesday in honor Of
Mss Helene Owen. A company Of
twelve enjoyed the happy affair, where
flowers and favors were in pink and
white. The bridal pie center piece was
one OF the special features.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24

The n. =. Club met with Mrs. w.
w. Downie. Monday evening.
Mrs. f. d. Thorndike was visiting
with friends at Wilmot yesterday.
Mr.. stone. OF Big Sto-e was a
visitor at the f. j. Paddock home las,
Tuesday.
Mrs. }. SchWantes left Yesterday
for White Rock to visit ner daughter.
who lives near that place.
John .. Nelson. was ia from Strand.
burg Monday and made u short visit
with q number Of his friends.
Mrs. 6. s. Xix and Miss Doris re-
turned from Minneapolis Monday
morning where they had been shopping
and visiting relatives.
Miss Florence johnson. daughter of
I'D. johnson, left for Williston, N. D.,
"Wednesday. where she goes to accept
q position as s,enOgrapher.
Mrs. II. Alderman entertained the
ladies' OF the Episcopal guild Tuesday
afternoon. serving q two course din
ner that was greatly enjoyed.
Miss Hazel Copyright has been in
Minneapolis during the week visiting
her sister. Miss FlOssie who is sales
lady in the millinery department OF
the down own Pierce Store.
Mrs. <. y. Fairchild. Mrs. r. l..
Bouck, and Mrs. j. d. Cady. went 10
Appleton tuesday to attend a house
party, given by Mrs. G. S. johnson.
returning home the next day.
Every year hundreds of Young peo-
Dle acquire a good education Ut the
Sioux, Falls Business College. Sioux
Falls, ;. OAK. Their graduates sue
coed where others fail. Send for cat.
alogue and free tuition offer.
In sending his annual contribution
to the Herald Advance John c. Reeve
writes from North Yakima that his
family are all we'll and that they are
busy gathering apples. Of which they
have . very good crop this year.
The Catholic people are now hold
ing their services in the basemen: OF
the church building in place Of the
second floor OF the school building.
which has been used heretofore. They
expect to use the present quarters un.
til tho upper floor OF the church is
completed.
Mrs. j. + Corskie, Of Livingston.
Mont, is visiting her daughter. Mrs.
Arthur Partridge. and will visit her
daughter Mrs Johnson, in Minneapolis
before returning west. Mrs. Corskie
is q of the pioneer settlers in Grant
county, and for a number Of wears
lived in Milbank.
]. w. Parmley. Of Ipswich, with
several airs from Aberdeen and a car
from Waubay passed through town
Wednesday. They were booming the
Yellowstone. trail and we're bound for
a road meeting at Minneapolis. They
got of the trail between Summit and
Twin Brooks. as there are no mark
ings on that part of the route. and they
were misdirected. aud had to come
over some pretty rocky roads. Messrs
Il. A. Berkner. and =. S. Saunders.
pilOted the party to the Minnesota
line from here.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24

York State Baldwin apples in bar
rels. fancy stock and box apples.
Call on us before you purchase your
winter supply.
McCollum & Thirsk
Mrs. w. w. Reeve received word
yesterday that a little grandson was
born to her at the home of her daugh-
ter. Mrs Florence Horr, at Thunder
Hawk in this state.
John, Schliesman was in town yes
terday making arrangements for the
erection of a granary on his farm
nine miles north of town. He has re-
Gently completed a barn on the place,
26x6O.
Fleeced lined rubbers for women
and men. O%vershoes for winter. We
have them At the right price.
McCollum & Thirsk
Albert Legge. who vas arrested at
Albee last week for speeding his auto
through the streets Of that town, had
q hearing before Justice Bieser and
was fined for the offense. The fine
and costs amounted to 5000 Q
George Puder. who is located at
Timber Lake. west Of the Missouri.
practicing law, was on the train We'd
nesday on his way TO Big Stone for a
visit to his parents at that place.
George reports that he is getting
along nicely and that a good crop was
harvested in his locality this year.
Rev. w. j. Oldfeld was taken sud-
denly i'll at the close of the morning
services last Sunday, and has been
confined I 0 his bed since that time.
He was improving nicely until We'd
nesday evening when a heart trouble
complicated his condition, but it is
hoped that he il again-on the way to
recovery.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24
Excelsior Club.

The Excelsior club met a. the club
DON on Oct. - At } p. m, and WAS
called to oiucr hy the president, Mrs.
Bingham. Roll call was responded
to with q fact about a German city,
tw%enty-one members responding.
Mrs. Saunders gave = tine report OF
tho federation meeting. and all felt
quite elated when they learned that
south Dakota takes the head Of~the
list in the support OF 1.-The General
Federation Endowment Fund. Fol-
lowing was the afternoon program:
Paper on the German army and navy
by Mrs. Tice: Map Review OF Ger
many by Mrs. Clark: Mary Anton's
view OF the American public schools,
by Mrs. Golfer: readine-''Barbar-
ossa' by Mrs. Wood. Meeting closed
with the club motto, Attempt the
end and never stand in doubt, Moth
ing SO hard but search will find ii
II
Reporter.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24
Strandburg
A little SNOW has fallen.

A little snow has fallen.
George Nicholson has left for Red
field.
Hugo Holster is going to Bismark
this week.
Gus Peterson of Sally Co, ). D.,
Is here with = lot Of young horses,
and is figuring to locate here.
Nels Lundqnist al putting up stove
pipes Monday evening. and . piece of
pipe fell and cut his boy Ralph MAX
ing = deep gash on bis head. He "
Improving however.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24

Probably in no other department T
tofisl 81 there exhibited 30 much in
difference to hygienic considerations -
In the overcoat. The greatest fallacy
Of aN perhaps IN regard to I'M clfotte'
Of an OvercOat 10 that the terms
weight" and warmth" are syaony-
mous. Az . matter Of fact. they are
nearly always dia metrically opposed.
Moreover. the heavy overcoat 10 Z tar
on the sources Of the organism and
destroys the economy which Z good
insulating cloth is intended to secure.
london Lancet.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24

The injunction sought by
Gust Swanson to estop the may
or and council from awarding
the contract for the septic tank
to O. Hasinbiler, was dismissed
by the Judge on the grounds that
the contract had already been
let before the. injunction papers
were served.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24
What 10 caddie1

Is II a corruption OF the word cad
d." meaning one who holds the 'tee?"
Or is il the dlminutive Of cad-a
small end?
Or Is it from ''kad0s." the DOric form
OF the Greek word ''kedos." meaning
zone who suffers sorrow or af1ict10n"
who mOurns, one who attends Z
funeral procession? ?"
Or 10 It from another Greek word.
''kados." which may mean either n
collecting boz or "a cask containing
liQuorg'-WOrid of Golf.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24

At the home of the brides par
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Radtke,
in Grant Center. on the after
noon of October %, Miss Char
lotte Radtke and Mr.. Harrison
Rhenke of this county. Rev.
Geo. f. Zcch OF Big Stone per
formed the ceremony.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24

EVERY one speaks Of your benev0-
lence. madam. and that you provide 20
many needy ones With food"
"Yes. yes: when one has three daugh-
tiers learning to cook at the same time"
-Fliegende Batter.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24
Aids to Science.

Aids to Science.
There IRE eighty-seven American
learned societies. each organized for
the advancement or science.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-10-24

Houses for Rent-Three, TO ur
and seven rooms. Apply TO
\ Tnos. kippen.
Have you looked over that SIS
sample line Of Mems suits at the
s,chwantes Mercantile Co S store
The evening world., 1913-09-05

or to be punished A. men would be for
outrases against public and private
property their argument for vio,snos
does not seem t. me 70 hold good.
MRS. W.
4 Train Problem.
To the Editor Of The Evening World,
Two trains, ~ and $50 yards, rsspso.
lively, In length. are travelling In oppo.
site dire tons on parallel lines, the
former al the rate OF nifty and the lat.
ter at the rate OF thirty miles an hour.
How long will elapse from the moment
they mee, til the moment WHOM they
are completely clear OF each otherf
And suppose on the contrary. that these
two trains are travelling In the same
direction. the first At the rate Of thirty
and the second at the rate Of Asty miles
an hour. " there be half . mile bstwssn
them. what length Of time VIII siapsS
before the second train ovsrtahss the
nrssS !. q. CURTIN.
The evening world., 1913-09-05

like to wear to the Consy Island Marda
Gras an is PAWN the way fAr enough
in advance"
Maybe she Just said It because It was
true" observed.
business long enough to know nothin'
~ simple a. that happens between
skirts what 10 hghting fer popularity!
No. It's tn war signal fer some kind Nv
roughhouse-but TIN waitin' fer tn
next step. TIL reason I know 30 much
about this particular kind OF steer is be-
cause l worked It myself once.
There wuz II girl ! worked 'longslde
NV on tn ground Moor Nv tn Exchange
few years aso an ! hated her like
the dickens. First. because she had a
perfec wave in her hair; an second
because she always KEEP sayin' she wuz
above her position. Tn only time I
could see she wus above her position
was when she'd 20 up on tn second
moor. an tot her %. Which Nv course
didn't make matters no sweeter be-
tween U.S. At tn time wux goin' with
! a bald old guy what seemed perfectly
useful when ! nrSt met him. but grad
| uahy developed = tripls-platinE Of
Crouch bore and tsghtwsd. I ye~rnet
at last to, mislay him But he wouldnt
mislay.
well. lots Nv &mss he'd can for m.
at tn Exchange an this queen. MOI
seein' him long enough TO notice hi
tango trto1A u ~ to os1s him an
| nnNy she sAid;
s'WAo'A ysg trtsnAp
The evening world., 1913-09-05
OH, TO BE ADMIRED!

TT WAS tope bunch Of msans that Cooper Union
moment dart fire and birthstone the Suser enemies
and at the next TO dist balm for the Suser wounds
When Dr. Pakhurst the Rev Madison Peters, extongresman
Bennett and Thomas Mott Osborne got through with mpeach
mont that gy Of rbaldy which tho Aembmen and
waited to vote they told" under the group
Of smy boodsucer who had counted sulses joining
fraternity who have chance in the election this fall than
stumaed bull has in fly me and who going be uried
where the devil couldn't find th the audience felt that the
weather cool in The Rev. Peters threw lights
on the Sulssr crme Why he merely failed admrns
friends sma Of money that had been given him per
sonal use"
Not long Mr. sulser himself confded TO some
~ friends in this city that hsrs is little nothing In tho charges
against mo- which somehow suegsed the classic reply Tam
many statesman when told that his bill unconstutona well
isn't very unconstitutional" Similarly Of the "nd
vods from Cooper Union cuuy recall Oxford professor
Of history with strong bias in favor Of the character Of Henry VIII
vho when lecturng about his IDOL used pass the monsrh
habit Of choppng off the heads Of his wives the phrase ~s
lstsr Of this great mans life couded with domestic
hfscity"
The saints preserve admirers!
The evening world., 1913-09-05
SSSSSSSSssSSssSSSS 1888 SSSSSSSSS
Mr.. Jarr Witnesses the Climax
Of a Truly Successful Failure


efnc1ency engineer Il was because he
had been In the tatters company.
you know" Mr. Dink ston went on.
II do not need to be . wage slave.
have . wife who Ia both willing and
capable to support me. She Is a militant
suhragette. and nothing pleases her
headquarters and sit and wait for her
to get through her work preparing plans
for aggressive campaigns for the ballot
Then she takes me out to luncheon and
gives mo spending money. She thinks
. mans place Ia the home. you know"
''Yes. know" said Mr.. Jarr.
She likes the tender. clineing. help
less kind Of husband" MIR. Dnkston
went on. Tin not a good hor,sekeeper.
though And yet she doesn't md fault.
II I will meet her at the door with
smile and CHEEKY greeting and looking
neat, she 10 happy. Bless herr"
II take II. then. that you are firing Of
business rife?" queried Mr.. Jar.
"Yes and no. said Mr.. DinksteA.
when I was a poet. when I was a her
NIT. when I was q tango instructor I
often thought how I should prefer being
. tired business man. So much II done
for the tired business man-plays and
books written for him. time and labor
saving devices in his ofnces; IN fact, Il
was thinking OF thess devices. some OF
which discussed with your employees,
that led to my taking up shicisncy an
gineertn6."
ored business manf' Mr.. Jar asked.
then Y would be . pastimA" replied
MT. Dinkston. But - soon - ono b
paid for what one does one Immediately
hates ones Job. That's why unrscos-
n!ssd and unappreciatsd genius = 70
happy. A poet In starving: he rsalisss
he y sacrihcing case and luxury-evsn
three meals . day and room rent-for
the muse. He scorns the world that
does not recognize his gsnfuA
, "A painter cannot sell his paintfn gsf
So much the better. His Art 70 too
subtle and fine for the Snug toilers and
| the Grass commercial money-makin@
world to appreciate. Ask any artist
who Is making money and fame draw
Ing big-eyed. long-necked. doll-faced
girls for magaxine covers or who ars
making vast fortunes illustrating mag.
azine stories with young men and young
women in ornate attire in luxurious sur
roundings, and these so-called Suo-
cessful artists viii toll you: MY boy.
am degrading my art. All, AZ only
could paint what I wish to paintr"
"And you think you'll chuck up yous
Job Of efficiency engineer Just because
you arc too successful"
"YAs II mAkos nv wife unhappy.
she thinks ! am neGiecting our home
Besides" added Mr.. Dinkston sadly
''ehs Arm informs me my salary IL te
! bs raised. can't stand that"
Cant stand kr" cried Mr.. Jar IN sur
pstss. "Why notr"
J ~ = running my health b sps0d VIA
they Are paying ne now" replied th'
'ons0vtablo OdnkO1oA
The evening world., 1913-09-05
Don't Hurry.

JAMES a. WALLS. ''ths NJ man Of Boise, Z"
haa made Idaho the mos sanitary and the
J most fly-rrocf State In The union. Mr.. Wells,
discuahns his succca, lsughed and said:
II have rssdsd IN sradiestinG the ny b. max
ing an Idaho hate ths ny. svsn - poor oh Dan
Carson hstsd his wife.
Poor old Dan lay dying. H vifA. mating .
little for oucs, aid to him:
YOU'RE spins. Dsn.'
Dan his syes CLOSED. mahs 10 saswW. HIS
wife then repeated. With . dsh:
"'Dsn YOU'RE going, but Ill soon follow VOL
Upon this Dams glassy ors opsnsd. and hs
said In hollow voice:
"'You stay here = long - - o. New
Orleans Daily StatsA
The evening world., 1913-09-05

nc O.. CThs New York Evening word).
Immediate It give me tn grand idea
NV how to get even. So l SEE to her
one evenin'. as though was hurt about
Il:
My Charles thinks yuhve got tn
meltingest eyes he ever Scent SEE.
Then she begin to turn double hip-
nops whenever he wux around. an at
the same time begin treatin' him like
no wus . redheaded stepchild. An tn
two treatments worked together, an
sure enough he got wished on her.
That's how know. Sect But spsakin
Nv bein' above yer position an thinlrin'
yersslf superior tn prise output Nv
that kennel WIS tn Shining Light! I
put up with his Gran Nogvlishnsss fer
four months.
ellis college ys1 wus that he'd never
given none Of his relations . moment
Nv anxiety an that he got tn medal
grammar school He aiso kso' sayin'
that no credit wus due him for bsin'
nrst in his classes an . model At homo
cause Il wuxnt no effort. II 1us' come
natural TO him. DO yuh know that
kind, Well an his teachers havin'
long since passed away an his family
havin' moved to Hackensack Heights,
yuh'd have to take his word fer Il. yuh
know.
AN so I has to lissen TO how he VIE
always held up as example to tn
shiftless members NV tn family; an
how his teacher. on his graduation
day cried all over his white lawn tie
The evening world., 1913-09-05

Sunday.
- ~ Edteos a Tts Evening World:
On what day OF the week did June
II. 1850. fall on? T. b.
~Saashing Tor saGpage."
- ~ Edtaor q Ths Essnins World;
People seem TO think that militant suf-
frass riots and destruction Of property
ars something new In England. They
ass not. In 1896 I saw an English play.
'Ths Case OF Rebelllous susan" In
which the female comedy character was
. sunrasette who boasted that she and
her fellow milltants had wrecked the
post-ofiice At Chaplain Junction. Thus
understanding. sc. as an aid to the
ballot Is fully eighteen years old. II not
nero. ] understand the militants claim
mat violence IL the only way to make
9sgiishmen give them their rights But
: they have been nj II for eighteen
voass smashiny for sunrese. and are
~ barred from thsis "riShts' 90 vote
The evening world., 1913-09-05
HASTEN THE DAY.

BILL to get rid Of wooden passenger in the United
States within the next five years being drafted BY Repre-
sentative Allen Of Ohio, and will be reported possible
the next special session Of Congress.
will be strange indeed il such bill hailed and passed
With acclaim Railroad experience during past few years has
piled proof upon proof Of the mmeauraby superior safety and
stability Of the steel car Against the huge modern locomotive
Representative Allen the strongest cars opn uu ts.r
and split themselves pieces like card cannon bal.
We need further lessons at the price lives The
public everywhere mpatenty awaits the day when can be an
nounced in this country that railroad single wooden
passenger and that would think Of bud
ing
The evening world., 1913-09-05
PLAYS THAT ARE INSULTS.

IF THERE be and decncy left New York, public opn-
ion will make short work Of the indecent exhibits which, calling
themselves plays. bazeny pushing into the best theatres
Of the city how uh money there is in the unclean
The mug clapp morality put into the text Of such pieces
deceve nobody he youth Of the country must be protected
shouts the author Of the latest Of these dramas through Of
his characters Then he deliberately and with sckenng nence
fauns before the youth Of his audience Of awdy
painted vice and suggestion which claim shred Of us
cation from morality or from art
Such "dramasts little better than the wcched and
who make their ashy living by paneng directly to low
tastes and instincts. If this the direction in which young
raywrgh money and fame the quicker they brought
sharply their the better Although the theatrical
has hardly begun this city has enough Of such work be thor
oughy disguscd.
Sclfrcspccng hcagoers already demanding that the
police be called sweep these pcctacc from the into the
where they belong In this country Of whose gores
that people freely and safely the theatre plays Of
this sort much filthy insult flung in the faces Of children
and parents alike
New York has for "shows"
them sent broadcast the country with the pretended seal Of ia
approval The still young Now the time stamp them
out and make it plain that We will have Of them
The evening world., 1913-09-05
A Cheerful Spirit.

q ENATOR BrSsow was talAns aboue
- waainston lobby whose n6bvtng had
failed.
'sThsy took their shipwrsrk W philosophical
b. W.T. cheersul,y." he said. They ssmindsd
me Of the Ohio farmer In the spring foods.
THE farmer. having bcsn flooded out was
rushing down stream with his fsmily n . dilap,-
dated shff. relief boat steamed up 70 him
and the shipper called:
"'Huio, thers. What % you vant''
''Ths farmer. bailins with one hand and ped.
ding With the othsI, answered cheeriy
'Nothi,' but wfnsa. bon. Nothin' but
wings. ."--washington seas.
The evening world., 1913-09-05
When Flattery Failed.

- ATTAIN Vivian Lockstt a The defeo114
\ English polo team, said In answes - =
toast:
But after ALL thers's AWAY something dAAAe.
I'D and ridiculous about defeat Clos u ov9 =
~ N1ll. detea< s always absurd.
''Defest reminds Of the foe!gnR WAD ~
70 tbs fair American girl:
An dear young lady. ders iss only vm ~
In the English langrh,ch to describe your bsss0.'
"'Ye. yes' said the girl. with an sxpsctant
and encouraging smis.
And unforunateiy' the foreigner couciu6sA
I haf forgotten vat de wort ISL '-washingesa
Star.
The evening world., 1913-09-05

Isn't II straneer assented Mr. DInk-
ston. IAN ideal profession. one would
think. telling other people they are
running their business wrong. and yet.
as the expression Is. Il 10 getting on my
nerves. ! am ashamed to confess Il. but
answered my wife rudely this morn
ing. You never do that, I trust"
Mine Is not speaking to me-" admit
ted Mr.. Jarr.
And ne was on the point Of telling the