The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-07-31
Old Prison Notes
Uncle John Says:


Guard Brosious is enjoying his vacation.
Guard Rice left Saturday on his annual
ten days vacation.
Guard Krouse is doing night watch
duty in the cell house.
A large crowd of visitors passed through
the prison last Monday.
State Agent Whittier escorted a party of
friends through the institution this week.
t. Mcfarland was appointed guard
since last writing and is stationed on the
wall.
w. H. Thompson was transferred from
wall duty to place in the shops last Sat
urday.
Paddy, the street commissioner, had the
audacity to want to borrow my genuine
panama.
Sun-fowers eight feet high Yes sir, we
have some of that height, between the cell
house and storeroom.
Guard Thompson has charge of the
walters during the absence of Guard
Plante, who is on his vacation.
Guards Clapperton and Scully returned
the later part of last week from their vaca-
ton. Both report splendid time.
Heinie is sure some forgetful This
time he went to the spring after pail of
water, and left the pail in the library.
The park gang is unusually small this
summer. DR.. Newman is on the Job al
most continually, and does not allow the
boys to get sick.
We are more than willing to do our best
by the new editor, just the same as by his
predecessor, and most heartily wish him
the best of success.
The man with the keys is no SLOUGH of a
drill master. He was needed Sunday
morning to break in a bunch of ''rookies'
and he sure delivered the goods.
"Hi say, Professor, what's the matter
with this blooming clarionet. She squeeks
half the timer asked Nil Desparandum
the other morning at band practice.
An exchange says that St. Paul girl
walked seventy-fve miles to secure en-
ployment. We are willing to walk 200
miles if given the privilege, to secure most
any old thing.
What is the contents of quart of
whiskey? Answer: Disgrace, sorrow,
pain, selhshness, loss of manhood, crime
and DEATH Last, we might say, it con-
tains cheap big head
Acting Assistant Deputy Warden
Whelan returned from his vacation Sunday
From all appearances vacation seems to
be just what the doctor ordered, as he has
beautiful coat of tan, if you want to call
tan beautiful.
Seven first class bands have been en-
gagged to play at the State Fair. We are
willing to bet tomatoe that if Warden
Wolfer would take the NJ S. p band to
the fair, they would attract more attention
then the other seven all put together.
The following puzzle was handed in this
week by one of the boys: We have ten
characters called figures, namely; l, 2, 3,
4, S, s, 7, 8, 9, 0. Now the question is
to place the figures properly, so when ad-
ded up will amount to one hundred U00).
The example must contain all the figures,
but you must not use any figure more than
once. Answers received from anyone will
be published.
AS has been the custom in the past,
Flower Sunday will be obrerved on
Sunday, August 10, 1913. The folio wing
program will be rendered:
March Convention City Orchestra
DOXOlOgy Congregation
Invocation Chaplain
Gloria Congregation
Scripture Miss RoZette Hendricks
Hymn-Nearer My God to Thee Number 7l9)
Congregation
Prayer Chaplain
Grand Fantasia Orchestra
Home Sweet Home The World Over Synopsis:
No l, Home Sweet Home Air. No. 2, Germany.
No. 8, Spain. No. 4. Russia. No. 5, Italy. No. 6,
Scotland. No 7, Hungary No. g. China. No.
g. Ireland No. 10, America.
Solo Miss Grace Reed
Sermon Miss ROZette Hendrix
Solo Miss Grace Reed
Hymn-God Be With You (No. 800 Congregation
Benediction Chaplain
March-The Whip Orchestra
L. w. Burchard, Musical Director.
Old Prison:-The following is the pro-
gram rendered in the Chapel Sunday, July
u, Rev. Benson officiating:
March-Rum Fun Fiddle Dance. jean Schwartz
Orchestra
lnvoca ton. Chaplain
Scripture ........ ......... Chaplain
Hymn-Rock of Ages. .................C Congregation
Prayer..... Chaplain
Vocal SOlo-The Eternal Home. Member of Orch
Sermon. Cha plain
Hymn-Abide With Congregation