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The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19
Fashion FriIls.

After all, the Y ray skirts are only
a logical extension of present fashions.
New York Sun.
The latest novelty in dresses is one
that has only two hooks in the back.
Cheers by overworked husbands
Cleveland Leader
Newport reports the appearance OF
the nose veil. If 1t is anything like
the nose bag we are willing to let
Newport corner the market.-Chicogo
News.
The diaphanous skirt originated in
Egypt Crude pictures show it. Prob
ably, If the truth We're known, Cleo
patra set the style. There is nothing
new nowadays.-Portland oregonian.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19
i Il 4 J. !. j. + + i. + + + =
+ MT. ZION !

Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Taylor of Mt. Ver-
non spent Sunday with relatives here
Miss Bertha Van Winkle spent last
week with Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Hoover
of st. Louisville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Green spent
Sunday with relatives at Fallsburg.
Mrs. Mary Van Winkle has returned
home after spending two weeks with
Mr.. and Mrs. George Rine of Dennis.
There will be business meeting at
the Mt. Zion church Saturday night
Sept. 20; everybody invited to attend
Miss Gertha Hall spent Sunday with
Miss Ollie Nichols.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Johns of Martins
burg visited Willis Johnson and fami
ly Sunday.
Mrs. Addie Schooler spent Monday
with Mr.. and Mrs. James Fowles Of
Pine Bluff.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19
TROLLEY CARS IN CRASH
Thirteen Persons Painfully Hurt Near
Norwalk, ohio.

Norwalk, o., Sept. 1S,-Thirteen
persons were painfully hurt in head
ON collision OF two Interurban cars
one mile west OF here. Mayor August
Hess OF Monroevilie, Deputy Sheriff
Carl BELLE o. ,oaroevllle and County
Treasurer r. Hemmiter of Huron
county We're the most seriously hurt
suffering broken arms and legs. Al
though the track az the scene of the
accident IS nearly straight for loag
distance, both cars We're travelling
rapidly when the crash occurred,
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19

An examination of the latest output
from the Association of Ex-Republi-
can Office Holders discloses that
their machinery is out of gear. Here
are some acts by the state admins
tration which the sufferers of ma
.chinists condemn, but which accom-
plshed the epoch making benefits
enumerated.
Reorganized the state utilities COM
mission. The new act made the state
absolute masters of public utility cor
porations, made it possible to obtain
relief for the people quicker from OPP
pressive corporations and all this
was done without adding a single new
employee or increasing the payroll
one cent.
Conceived the agricultural commits
sion. Farm journals everywhere,
and Ohio farmers generally, regard
this as the most advanced step ever
taken in the interest of better agri-
tuilult- uG Inicc dpDOihtCu Solh-
missioners replaced twenty-six mem
oers of boards formerly appointed by
the governor, so that his appointiye
power was reduced. Hundreds OF
thousands of dollars will be saved by
the Capitalization OF authority and
the elimination of Implications of ef-
fort
Rebuilt the state board of awards
Its members were forced to admins.
ter eight departments whereas be-
fore the change they had charge OF
but one department. And the board
members have to do all this extra
work without a cent of salary in
crease over what they received for di.
recting the work OF a single depart
ment.
Organized an educational survey
This is being done on cooperative
basis, by which school people in
Ohio are donating their services fol
the field work II will correct faults
uof 40 years standing in the rura
schools and will enable Ohio's coun
try schools to become the best ii
the u S. The survey Is being direct
ed by an expert in this line OF work
and his salary is paid entirely by thu
Bureau of Municipal Research of New
York city.
The Warnes appointiye tax asses
sor law. Under it the force of elect
ed assessors who have been apprais
ing the real estate of farmers AM
home owners and permitting the PEI
sonal property of milliOnaires to e.
cape, viii be replaced by force q
appointed assessors, with instrut
lions to get hidden personal propert
out of hiding Changes of admins
tration will result In great reduc
lion in the cost of making duplicate
each year.
All of which is a ine record Othe
states have taken these achievement
for models.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19
Truthful James.

A hostess who was going 10 give q
big dinner party hired a page for that
particular evening to help with the
waiting, and duly impressed his duties
upon him during the course of the aft.
ernoon
"Now. James" she said, "it will be
your duty to hand around the wines.
and you will begin with the sherry.
There are two kinds of sherry. and the
inferior kind is to be offered with the
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19
STAY GRANTED
osgs and caminettl Sentenced and
Heavily Fined.

Oiggs and Caminettl Sentenced and
Heavily Fined.
San Francisco, Sept 1S.-Maury /.
Diggs, former state architect of Cali
fornia, was sentenced by Judge Van
Fleet in the United States district
court to serve two years in the state
renitentiary at San Quentin and to
pay fine of $4,000 for violating the
Mann white slave traffic act, f, Drew
Caminetti was sentenced to is months
at San Quentin and to pay fine oil
$1,000 for similar offense A Today
stay of execution was granted and for
that period Diggs was admitted tc
bail in $4,000 and Caminetti in $1O,,
900. and meanwhile the defense will
perfect an appeal to the United States
circuit cont OF appeals.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19
,oun. DO Won understand 81

soup 10 you underStandY
James duly mastered this. and the
other details of his work, and the ban
quet began Presently the hostess
signed to James and that young man,
seizing the decanter, began to make
his rounds, saying in clear and pene-
trating tones as he approached each
guest:
Inferior sherry, ma'am?" inferior
sherry. ?"-Pittsburgh Chronicle
Telegraph.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19

IMPERAToR CARRIED
FIVE THOUSAND SOULS.

New York, Sept. 49, - The
Hamburg-American liner Impera-
tor, bringing to New York more
people than have ever travelled
before on a single ship, was
; docked at her pier in Hobokep.
Nearly 5000 persons came in on
. the Imperator-4,961, to be ex-
. act-and 3.649 of these were pas
sengers, There were $50 in the
first cabin. The crew numbered
1882. The time of passage was
. days and "a minutes, at an
average speed of 2l.21 knots an
. hour.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19
rhres Bio cathedraIs.

81 Peters. nt Rome, will accommo-
date $4,000 persons, Milan cathedral
$1,000 persons ana St pauls cathedral
London, $4,000 persons.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19

II Is fierce to read in summer,
Record Hot Wave Here to Stay"
But we'll hear it and be thankful
II the crime wave keeps away
New York Sun.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19

"What did the tramp say when you
asked him to weed the garden for a
meal?",
"He said he couldn't do it because
wedding made his trousers bag at the
knees. s."-Boston Transcript.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19

He-And won't you give me kiss?
Certainly not. never kissed a
man In nay life
He (emphatically,- Neither have l.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19
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s. DEATHS
II i !. X !. T. T. T. II y IL = :
.rhe palrymnle FuneraI

The Dalrymple Funeral
The funeral of the late Squire Dal-
rymple viii occur Friday afternoon at
. o'clock from the house, instead OF
Thursday afternoon as was announc'
ed
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19

entered at the Mt. Vernon. o., postof-
.ic as second class mail matter.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19

Subscription Rate-S1.50 per year
strictly in advance.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-09-19

Resolutions Of Respect, obitaaries and
Cards of Thanks, five cents per line.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-10-09


S of Washington have followed
lndard goods advertised in The
THE thingl' j. Marshall Hall. 1900 18th st.
II think this a good idea"
20. A. Pendleton, 1896 9th st. NV.
"A Marcus, eIs ~ St s.w 4
II highly approve this mode Of advertising"
j. G. Wilson. 6s4 ~ st. s!w
Good idea" Win. A. Hunt, sos-s AZ st. sw
heartily approve of all methods newspaper advertising
&C X Hudgeon, 1886 ~ st. s.w
81 think it is very good idea"
IF H. Newman & Bro. 63a ~ st. s.w.
.verv good idea"
WIN. Braddock 1900 IN st. s.w
Good" "A Hamburger, 1895 w st. NV.
Il think this is great way of advertising"
"A J. May a46 ~ ST. sw
81 approve of the advertising"
John sabril, 9a4 N st.
As mutual proposition be good thing
all parties concerned.
Blink & Co., I414 18th st.
IT greatly approve of your way of advertising"
IN. J. Yagolmtzer, 1900 14th st NV
Capital idea" Dorsey Bros, 1923 f4th
Every good" -Umberto Anessi, 900 G st NV.
"It good advertising will always bring results"
M. w. Benton, 18th st. NV.
Carrying of these goods will do what can
Henry Limberger, BOG North Capitol St
display 1any Of these goods already"
Columbia Tea Coffee Co.. 1905 North
Capitol st.
II am handling most of these goods"
e L. Hoffman, 14o1 North Capitol st.
81 think it svery good"
-Bealeck & Goldman, 7or 9TH st.
81 think this is a good idea"
ID. Kennedy e1s East Capitol st.
OK" John S. Clark 9th st. Sc
: "A very good idea
IS. R. Caswel, a37 Pa Sc.
Il think it a fine idea"
u. Gregari, ao7 I'd ST. Sc S.
81 think this is very good idea"
Il. A. Ehrmanntraut, a514 LIST. w.
will help the cause I by displaying your goods
advertised in The Star" IF
W Warner 18th st & Florida
"very good" VIM. Rosenberg, 200 G ST. NV
We want YOU and every other
that Of the manufacture
wells window, telephone to Us,
ADVERT
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| wo hundred Of the leading gros
of
"The idea is admirable" -
&C. G. cornwell & Son, Inc, 1915 st.
Excellent dea certainly helps the sale Call and
window display"
-Emrieh Beef Co., 13o6-1a Wisconsin ave-
-B.I Burdette, Mgr, Grocery Dept. Wood
& Lothrop Inc, nth & SITS.
Think it fine idea and should be good producer
IN. A. Hammersley. 1903 9th ST. NV
Its very good for the retail merchant"
J. r. Richards Co.. 1903 14th St
Best campaign yet"
w. s. Brown Co.. 111s 14th
Il think this advertising will greatly benefit my business
IN. Cottin, aaaS 18th st. Nv
Very good idea I highly approve the same"
Julius Viedt 1314H 9th ST. NV
Oh Fl. DeCola, so7 Penna.
81 will put them in 81 store win
dows' Sanitary Grocery Co, Inc
The advertising of these articles being condensed be-
licve is good idea
Alex. S. Clarke, 1890 18th NV.
Will be of great benefit to our business"
w. H. Brewer 1906 Wisconsin
Think idea great"
Henry J. Tippett 2s26 M
Very good idea. Should help sales very much"
III. Clyde Grimes, 1901 Wisconsin ave-
Think this form of.advertising good proposition.
IS. Perry, 1858 M st. W.
This local kind of advertising think great"
e w. Haines, 1854 ST.
1--WE consider this good medium for advertising"
j. E. Dyer. Co., 1890 st. NV.
Il think this is good thing for u.s.
IN. Cohen 1914 M st.
I'm my opinion ad. in The Star will help much the
sale of goods advertised"
Leon E. Sells, 1904 M st. NV.
rs good" -chas G Reckert sasa M
TT strikes me to be good advertising scheme"
&c. Atenus aeao 14th st. and a44o 18th st.
VERY good" -chas E Gormley HOO i4th st. NV.
"A good idea" The Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Co.,
1920 I4th ST.
81 greatly approve your way of advertising"
Samuel M Tucker, College Market s1s
90. X" j. E. Staub, 200 c nv.
T.
received the show cards, as in Co
Every Grocer Should Displ;
z - -,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-10-09

he Stars suggestion Of cooper
r.. Here is what some of the1
Good idea" b. F. Parks aeoo Pa. ave- NV
Excellent idea.
j. F. Schneider, 9th & R NV.
VERY good -E. L. Clark. aoo7 Eye st. NV.
II think Ho Oatmeal Ii enc Of the best selling products
In the country"
Atlantic & Pacific Tea Co., 1886 9TH st. NV
"t good thing to advertise to put things before the
people" WIN Gass, Sherman & Park road.
IT think this very good idea
IT. D. Bussey, nth & Kenyon SITS. NV
81 think this good idea"
-Chas. A. Davis, 2S4s Georgia ave. NV.
Il really think this will help business great extent
w. L. Widmayer, 1921 Georgia ave NV.
"A good idea" Il. M. Biggs, 26as nth ST. NV. 3.
idea" Il. Lyles, a6o1 Sherman
This will benefit line of business. Will gladly
operate" L. Corner 3oo1 Sherman
81 think good proposition willing cooperate
John T. Howarth, 34oe-34o4 nth ST.
Sam Katha, White House Market Co..
10th q Eye StS NV.
81 really think this line of advertising will help my business
great extent Will be pleased to follow your sug-
gestion of cooperation"
B. Bassetts, CAB NJ Y. w.
81 think it is very good idea
Geo. Filah, 900 12th st. NV.
"A good project
j. H. Crown, ZIG H st. nv
Advertising of this kind bound do everybody
good" w. M Hornstein, 1923 st.
cit scheme much appreciated by local grocers"
-Chas. A. Compton, 4o1 Eye st.
This should prove very good idea
r. A. Harvey, 1919 5th St NV.
very good" IF g. Alexander GAS st.
This should help very much"
F A. Dodge 1850 9TH st.
"This should be o. K"
Alex A. Pitt, 9th & SITS
"All O. K' WIN. Wahl, Ala R St..
This is very fine for all groceries,"
Tony Gramagha 713 o st.
Good idea" S NJ Mcclure, 4th & Mass. ave. NV
1--WE handle many of these goods"
Moses Stern, 900 ST
dealer in Washington to CO..
Of standard food products and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-10-09
eve are too
busy selling ad-
vertised goods
to try and sell
anything else"
Another Grocer

!
n by window and counter display
":
90 X. Keep up the good work"
Martin L. Fries, Arcade Market Stands
4o4I-5I-6o.
I'VE wish you help to make it So"
Il S. Barker, 18th & NV.
Splendid idea Keep it up"
"A. c. Brandes 1sth & SITS. !,
Good idea John Captain 16o1 1ath st. NV
I'VE heartily approve"
Loose Wiles Co., Stands and Z, Arcade
Market Geo. L. McCurdy.
Good" B. Rasasca. s4a6 18th st. NV.
Good idea" Manhattan Market, r4th & Fla NV.
Fine" "A. L. cansi, asoa r4th st NV
Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Co, gas
I4tn ST.
Seems good and practical"
p F. Pollard 1929 13h st. NV.
Good advertising"
&C Buffers, 1876 18TH
Il thnkt very good idea.
E. F. McKenny, r4o1 1st st
81 think it very good way of advertising"
Il w. Beael 234 Fla. ave.
81 think the goods should be advertised that way"
"A Vgnan, 1927 1st st.
Every good" Leon Kaufman, 1856 sd ST. NV.
Il think it very good"
Mrs M Sullivan, sd ST.
Every good" John w. Toson, 13s st. NV.
"very good idea"
j. G. Guilani, c NV.
Il think it is very good idea"
IN. Halls, 1870 D ST
II really think that it is very good idea"
Miss Clara Bacigalup, IL Q st. w. -
"very good idea"
&C. T. Faunne, New Jersey
Every good idea"
e. ]. Learner 1900 North Capitol
81 carry of these goods"
R. H. Owens 5th & ne.
81 am handling most of these goods"
j w. Dorsey gao St ne
81 will be glad to follow your suggestion cooperation by
displaying and pushing these advertised goods which
carry in stock
John Brayshard jr, 9th & A sts ne.
ate with The Star for your own
rse1ves. If you haven't already
you free of cost.
G STAR, Washington, D. c.
,rised in the Newspapers
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We ndev live in
Of
til owns Comuens A
EVENING STAR Washington D.
Grocer Should DISPLAY His Windows With These ac the Goods Advertised the Nwspa
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
Sunday TheatricalS.

Sunday tleatricals had q rough time
of it at one period Of England's his
tory. Oh Sunday, Sept. 27, 1881, Shake
spcArc's "3iiGsummer Nights Dream"
was privately performed in the bishop
OF Liucoin's house in London. The Pu-
ritans had the affair inquired into, and
there is ii suspicion Of hunor IN the
punishment awarded to the performer
Of bottom. the weaver-"We do order
that MI wilson, as he was a special
piotter and contriver Of this business
and did ia such Il british manner act
the same with an ass head, shall upon
Tuesday next from 6 o'clock in the
morning till 6 O'Clock at night sit in
the porter's lodge at my lord bishops
house with his feet in the stocks and
attired with an ass head and bottle
Of hay before him and this subscription
on his breast:
Good people, have played the beast
And brought Ill things to pass.
was u man. but thus have made
Myself silly ass
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
RAILWAY TRAVEL iii SYRIA.
They Have a Tree and Easy System or
Some Of the Roads

Scr,e Of the Roads.
They have q curious way Of manag-
ing some railways in Syria. Weary Of
much riding. party of travellers on
their way to Beirut resolved one day
to go By train. They arrived ut a
primitive station, but could find no sta
ton master.
Presently, however, one OF the camp
followers arrived, looked about and.
spying small red flag lying on the
platform. made off with it along the
line. When q train came in the man
waved his flag, the engine driver pull
cd UP, and the travellers got in.
Later, while the train was putting
Oh lis way. the guard came along the
fo0tDoarG and issued the tickets care
fully noting down the names, 4ational-
ity ani occupations CT the passengers.
80 -t.-'"re fart'ec~ o- 4hov rn+ OFT
and here there was not only q station
master. but porter. and the Natter
stayed with them all Cay in an Or
caard til the camp arrived, meanwhile
feeding them with honey from the
comb,
Where else, one wonders, could such
q charming railway system be found?
Wide World Magazine.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
WATER FOR HEALTH,
Drink at Least Three Pints q Day to
Keep In Good Condition.

NSSP III SOSd \CHUitlOfs
IT'S queer" said a medical man to
the writer, ''hoW few people drink the
amount Of water they should to insure
good health. You should take at least
three pints daily.
in the first place, you lose by per-
spiratior and evaporation in the breath
about two pints day Of the water
you take into the system, and about
another pint goes to help keep the
blood IN order and the skin glands and
joints, etc, sufficiently moist. Milk is
not Of much use to replace this, as it
is mainly a food. Tea and coffee are
not advisable drinks, because they
contain a nerve destroying drug (caf-
feine). Cocoa, again, is more Of a
food than drink, and alcohol-wcll,
the less said about that the better.
THE only drinks we have left, then,
are mineral waters and plain water.
Too much mineral water is not good;
but plain water contains no harmful
drugs or minerals and, moreover, is
natures own product. If you drink
sufficient Of it the skin Will be kept
clear Of pimnles, rashes and sores, the
blood will be purer and nature will
see to it that sufficient water is min
gled with it so that 1t circulates nor
mally ard not sluggishly because it is
thick with impurities.
''Take q half pint glass Of water at
time. One in the morning on rising,
one after breakfast, enc after dinner,
one during the afternoon, one after
tea and one before retiring-total,
three pints. London Answers
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
Rorneo's Tobacco Fields.

Tobacco IS tie chief product in North
Borneo, and as land produces but one
crop Of tobacco in seven to nine years
new fields must be cleared every year.
After the jungle is cut and burned an
army OF Chinese coolies is turned on
the land with hoes to dig it and pre-
pare it for planting No plows are
used. The young tobacco plants are
set out by hand and kept clean with
hoes. 1t is necessary for tobacco
planter to possess thousands OF acres
Of uncultivatel land in reserve and to
employ 500 to 1000 coolies.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05

The storls had visited at Haucil's
house and 1t the same Zine at the dos
tors house. One day tie mother aal
doctor were talking about thclr babe.
The doctor said his baby was so cross.
When he went Harold, aged two and
a half years, said. Mamma, isn't il
funny the doctor Brought Us 4 good
Troy Times
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
A Roland For an Oliver.

Although no saying is in more com
mon use than Roland for an Oliver,
vet few are acquainted with It's origin
The expression signifies the giving Of
an enuiva!ent Roland and Oliver were
two comrades who were famous knights
I'm romance known In early French his
toiy for their vulor The wonderful
achievements Of the one can only be
egualed by those Of the other. and 50
we have the phrase. .'Itoland for an
OlIvcr"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05

"Swanll, sWanl;? What is this swanIi
you hear so much aboutf' inquired 4
Harvard freshman of his big brother
graduate at the Harvard club
Why, swank means putting on
side of course replied brother
And what does putting on side
mcGn?"
IF you really want to know" was
the reply, ''hoth Of them are Piccudil'y
for the good OIL Missouri phg-.e
throwing the dog Now, keep quiet"
New York Sun.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
Greater Capacity.

"Nhat do you mean by getting load
el when I send you out with pro-
spcctiye clstonoct' asked the ller-
chant
"Iou told NE TO take the mans
measure" explained the prodi@ata son.
This man had & greater capacity than
I had. d."-BuiTa,o EZprcss.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
T;r,a is concetinnes Kind,

Father Time is not always hard
parent and. though he tarries for none
of his children, often lays his hand
lightly upon those who have used him
well, making them old men and wo-
men inexorably enough. but leaving
their hearts and spirits young and II
fu!! vigor With such people the gray
head is but the Impression of the Oh
fellows hand in giving them his bless
fng and every wrinkle but notch IN
the quiet calendar of q well spent HE.
-Darnaby Rudge.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
The Book He [ iked.

The late Joaquin Miller, says writ
er in the Christian Register, was in-
different to books, but was fond Of
nevsnapers "He scanned the news
papers with avidity and made copious
clippings. He preferred communing
with nature to books. The only vol
ume in his den was a Bible"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
n1akino II Hard to Ee Happy.

"Nhy shoald you be complaining!
Think of all tie blessings you've got"
"Oh, it's All right TO say that, bet
how can think Of NY blessings when
the neighbors are always taking the
trouble 10 FAINT theirs before met'-
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
grN


- To.Gor WY am getting 50 bald"
sail the r2an who wanted little free
advice.
".G:-:,:e oef yGur Iiat," said the doctor.
All it is very simple" replied tho
1T. .. after 4 glance, "your hair IS
falling. out Cincinnati Enquirer
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
CircumstantiaI Evidence.

II guess she will marry Noodle after
ALL"
"Did she say so?'
"Not in so many words, but she ask
ed me if | knew anything about the
most effective method of training
puppy."-Youkers Statesman.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
FeItar Te-S

Crawford-Iou can judge q mans
character by TIE way he acts when he
has q tooth pulled.
Crabshaw-Td very much rather size
him up by the way ho goes on when
lie has had his leg puled-Puck.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
RU BanEY-a Is N

Will cure your Rheumatis11a
Neuralgia, Headaches, Cramps,
Colic, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts and
Burns, Old Sores, Stings Of Insects
Etc. Antiseptic Anodyne. used in
ternally and externally, Price Csc.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
SATISFYING the Customer.

Il found q fy III the cake I bought
here the other day"
Bring 1t back, madam, and we will
give you q raisin for it."-Journal
Anlusant
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-06-05
a p;-t;ir. of Life,

4 colored philosopher IS reported to
have said. life. my brethren, am
mos'ly made up Of prayin' for rain ard
chen wishiu' il would cl'ar off. Pres
b. terian