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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-01-10

miQIonen Don anitdtspoitfarten bel
un5 Elm Gin oeutiher &lnitIer bar
cine Reibe Don guten 4niidten Gus
9IeinruBlon0 se3eIdHet. mdbreno
fein Renih Bel uns aui einen dhn.
liher 8eoanfen oeriaQen iii. 9eut.
ihe 6irnen iteaeu ruiiiihe 9Iniller
on, I'M 3eihnurgen i'm rliNiheu
Stll onfertigeu 3u lciien. llno mir
be5ahlen 6os dies"
Ater ipenn oieie Standardization
aud eine bareote Sprcdbe iqreten.
es lino bod unnler MIR AtuBerlid.
teiten. @;el ihucrer miaat es. 6aB
mar in oieier 3urlid]eu 9feiioen3 10
qar ni1ts Uon eiHem u~ationalruiii.
iden De0anfen ~periuiirt, Der in Die
len 3a9en. Do oa5 Shitial oe5 Grb-
IeIn0es Der ortb36oIgu &sirhe auf
Dem Sp;el ltlno. NIT e.ementarer
Wu1t bate erIIa1en mlllleu. 2u
Iieber @lmmei. e berrl1t cine pa
plerne &rie8slt;niuunJ in &eter5-
burg, Die lebiBlIb III Ben Spa!ten
Der 3eitun9e:i 3un Nu90rud fomnlt.
Il$ lid Die 9,aliri5at Bier per5raite.
te. oaB Der feline BAR BON 8ulgarIen
lid cen Meg sur 0aIia SopbIa bah
men ul0 ON (tauin perIplrIiid)eH
woute, Der [abt5uioerte bin0urb
Der 1roum oe5 aroben redt2lIubt.
gen 3Hblnn>s mar. iiir Sen aud Der
Itumpiiinuigite 4iuihif ~freuoig III
ben aanpf nejooen m0re - Bate oa
oa$ notionaIe G1r1ci.,hI uid)t MIDI
ttge Noacn i1!aJtn } tt libt me-
nigitetS Die ISllgtn0 ell loutes Wort
ipreten mii'en 3ntn ,3cihen oaiilr,
6oB in ihr nod Der Sinn Ser Batter
Iebenhio iii? 9tiato BON oIleOem.
@etersburg lett MIR penieBt unO
ihpeIot in Sen H'intarsfreu0en Die
es i'd iclhIt III Fem troNri1en GrieoS-
iohr nift Rot nerf mntern lai'en.
Die Az NmiGionen TIof+1en CHAM.
paaner. nit 6rrrn Sic @e'cGitnit i'm
n~eroorrcron Ho'rq Sen bisheri0en
Rcforh nrNrift fnt mcrAen aud in
bieier "i'1'-r crrc;h. r-c~0orl. ltno
Sic Tc+p~aEur-o~ \,-rr> II rieI.
IeiAt Hor ~trr,ri''te ~eNr6Ientaut ser
ertr,Strr "r"oItn>t.
&ier bcginl Sic hicTiqe heltt'te
Getr:itu!a sic 3~noitunhcrt aires.
feicr ihres9eItchevs ourh eire1 feit.
oft. TicIe or1ciehcnite uno bette
WitteIidlule Vcter%tur03 1ie oiele
ruiiiihe Miniitcr uno NcihSritc be-
iltt}t hahcn. lit aus Dem 8ru1oe te.
merfen$pert. mel! f,2h"r Sic oeutihe
Grade OILS llnierrihti pradle bepor-
3uat murAe. Elm ihla1cnber @clpeis
6afur, mas beutTd,er SIeiB. tcittite
grbeit, ocntihe N&Aa1oQen uro
beutlde Gr'iehnro III Ieiiten imItanoe
iino. Tie Patri'dIuIe 3Gblt all1en-
MifIid 100 SfliIor uno Sd:Ie.
rinncn. Gleitaeitin be>eht Ser oelt.
fte Terein .NoIme" fem ;iirf'i1.
iGhri1es %ubiI>um hurh EN- ,feIt.
biner. Dem t'ltte ahero eire ><lrbeI.
norite1unl i'm Fdlnetheoter fol1t.
Iieier nor iiirfsin ,Hohren ocn reits.
Seutihen AonNrcrfern oe9riin6ete
Terein 1T ieither Die 0fIeqeit1tte
oeutihen @eicrs unh neutitIer Mrt
.aepeien. uno bat i'd oie neiteitcn
Snmpathien Der bieiigen geooIterung
erluorben.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-01-10
G5nniiAer SdlasGrdbcr.S dminbeI.

GSantld)er notwithstanding
Nus Waor;h miro eeihrieben:
Ston Dor Sabren fonute man Ieien.
nuf GeranIailura oes oeutiden Son.
iuIats in Waor;o iei sic beruh.
tlate S6njnAlerbonoe. ole 10 lanae
ibr llnlueien ae~trleben. nerbaItei
porosr. 6ortgeiest murSen tali
ale 9Gnoer beionoers aber Geutit-
Iono. BON Wnorio aus nit 9ricIen
iiber ihiittet. in oeneu irsenocin IN
ben ipauii&er @ei1nQniiienS hmoh.
TENDER Dem Iorei'nter in ritbrenoen
Worter ielne 2aqe ifiIoerte uno
ibn onilebte. ihm 3u ieiner 9efrc,.
uno bebilfIla III ieIu uno bei3uIrn.
gen. oaB er iein auneiit itattlites
@ermoQen, bos an i%rgenoeinem iid)e.
rem Srts aufbepohrt iei. pieoerer.
Ianae. Don Dem Suute ioute Der
eoelmiitige @eireier natilrlih einen
teoeutcnSen Nitcil ertaIten un5 als
@eaerIeiitune bate er MIR Die BE.
TRACE oorausauidieben. ore nntuen.
bia paren. nm Ole 8cfunani5beam'
ten i'll beitetlen. Die 8erihtsfoiten
al be1nhIen uno mas a9ulit)e Ne.
benousqaben nod mebr iinh. 3ielei
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES bliih: o5er I'M.
qeit0rt meter. or ii io3uia8en gum
iponiiten gluSfubrartitA ~9elporoen
9ieier Gage nur0s elm aroB5il9l9
sirqerihtetc8 n@uro fir Stasgrd'
berci" in Woorib cntoeft. GaS IN.
itit,t trlta hen ihoncn Jlamen: ~8e.
'euiduit sur G0r9er1tn9 bes ,1rcln-
herpertehrs". IN ietnen Statuten
bieb. es. iein 3epd lei Die Nh.
biebun1s Ser au%ldnoiIten GourI.
item. Ius @i~irolofaI iehr l~rou'
mig uro eIeQout, be'uno lid i'm er-
item S!cdtpert oe8 4nuies !tllmmer
81 in Ser Wortierra;itraBe. Gen
WerpdInir1$rat biIoeten Yttgue.
N1artin. ;velir Be Los Aanas INN
HofoeI Tlaa n 9,a,. Ils Sic thor
ieit einiaer Belt ouf lie oufnterfIun
~geporAeue VoI3ei unnnaemeloet oos
QofoI Beirut. oiftierten oie 0srren
einen gan3en Seer bon iprod3e'
nonoten Streibern Wrlefe. ocreh
SrhrIt teinen 3reifeI iibtr Sic
~Spe,ioIit1t" Ser Tirrra bsitehen
licb. TuS gan,e 8lroperioual mur'
DC perboftet. Tie beihIa8na5mten
@iiher uro shrifitiife. barunter
un,dhIioe Int1uortidreibsn aus Dem
GuNato. hil,en orci qroBe 2ofler-
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tewaDrIc WrlGatts1rmeH.
Snpeliere umo ~llbrmader.
Veriihernnss=9 igentnren

ROBERT BRAUN, beutihes ubren une ,5uueIier
@eldafi. 3lS %edrI Str.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-01-10

Ter @erub con gepfeIu 1T fir
Sinner itets 3utrG9IIh. Wero0e Ser
mIrbe iluerIihe Auicl tit I'M 9erbl.
ur0 Ninicr cine a.iit Speiie fiIr ut
icre ShuItinoer. Mlr iouten tbEen
imuncr eilten ODER 3tuei in cen Sdul.
rau3eu Ieser. oumii lie in Den Fan.
fen itrcn Qitrit onran Ioiheu f0unen
To3 miro beiicr isju ais wenu lie
iih Sen Wnlen nit GaII2r fIaen.
ltrt SaS 2~uri,9efiibl los ga rperocn.
No5 aurh ole trofeae heife 2)tit Ser
SduI3rruacr beroorSeruian TirS.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-01-10
s hieaap, Aus.

Ter Ge'nnbhefstaih Der -Sgifspof" fos0ert eHE
lrcsortiaes graicbunasDert i'm EteHiie 6et ;tibenofn
RsHfdhcit. Gem Bath Ut Soloes rnfrth NM in otH
ueifffr EaieH g~eHuaeHo, u%etioreHe @eiug6heii rpte
eet1Hbrinqsn. aHOere Fdlle %hinaeaen. iDeine aa'
idrerfH etblic5en dDtr erporbeHfr BelatuHgeH bes
cuheu. beisrH fn nur iebr ibDer ober adr niht. feibt
tri natmrliter eebeHsipeiie nab better Sslb'tbetdHos
Inna. an iOihsH 5dueu fHe be hron.if1tT Setds
funasn cher gersftHnaen 10 itwet mo BIZ res
5eustr6fte 10 idiUdt, oaH be tettirof.e oes
abrters no Hid, 81 eHtihieoeHen Ari!frlieH autraHsu
turnen Soi6e innf lehertr IN e,ile suite 5eutStht
RdtnrbeiioRfial'. no dGe ndiilri den Felimiltei IN
HnpsHouua aebratt weroen, fpelhe ben Sorper friis
iiasn uHo reiuaen 81 aaierer 1afarbeiie nit1lt aes
5raH1 = mir Suft, uuc ScuueubIocr. eieftrtfdpe
stnstbdrer. Rueipb'i6 yEaiisrfnreH Tidts
furEn. Blafaae. Cifsopnftie. Seiiahmadttt.
Don bppaihnde nHe regtili libc peilmittel ure ole
anesrsn nainrlifeH peiIfGi VreH. Iebem Rrautheltss
'ale mtfitnihditlir a%uaeu1ft. Vile ipasHaBaten us
tetlbaIer Rranfheuei:. iuie Sn,iuiuofufit. Rrebo.
Sptlebfie. 81. Nttustsn3. xdtmuneeH. ms
petite. .,sierpoue s4rDfirafion". 9ocr motpr
AtaEia aftp., Inn neIlbur ioiunGs urd' Sebeues
trait asuua p0rhanben 1T nm aui bic BebdubIuuR
~csnoirsu ga f6rnen. uup iplanee bie Hsritoruna
ebeHsipidottaer Craaue nod nibt M melt tortaeidbrtt'
u n.
Dr. Lindlahr's Nanitarium.
ser aifblauo SOuieOaro. oateaeO. SGS.
u etnnlabr. ". D. 7ireftpr.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
WOULDN'T GET HIM.

ode devil, muh friends severely
said good old Parson Bagster, IN the
course of a recent Sabbath mornings
sermon, E'ain't way off yon'er in
some anonymous place or nudder, but
right yuh in our midst! Day after
day and night after nigl& he goeth
up and down CONTINUED in de streets
O dis town, pou'in fo'th fab, smoke
and lather, and uh-seekin' whom he
kin devourl And in an hour when
yo' wot not he'll get yo', muh sistuh,
if yo' don't mend you waysl He'll
git yo' muh brudder, and
"Nussah," firmly replied a strang-
er on whom the pastors accusing
gaze happened to alight. @HHe won't
git me, if it's all the same TO yo',
sab. uh-kase | lives over at Tumlin-
vile, and Is gwine right back daI
de minute de sarmint am over p
Kansas City Star.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
MANY LEGENDS OF PLANTS
Human Blood and Tears Are Ere
quentiy Given m Source Of Nari-
GUS Flowers.

Human blood and tears are fire.
qnently legendary sources of plants
AS a general rule red flowers spring
from the former and white from the
latter. Thus, Greek tradition says
that the anemone sprang from the
passionate tears of Venus shed over
the dead body of Adonis-
In Mexico marigolds are known
as death flowers because, accord
ing to legend, they sprang up on
the ground stained by the life blood
of those who fell victims to the love
of gold and cruelty of the early
Spanish settlers.
Among the Virginian tribes, too,
red clover was supposed TO be col
ored by the blood of the red men
slain in battle with the white in
vaders. In a similar manner the
red peoples which followed the
blowing of the field of Waterloo
were said 70 have sprung from the
blood c. the killed and wounded in
that battle
According to tradition, the Danish
invasion is the cause of the Dane
weed, a coarse asteraceous plant com
mon in England, as it springs from
the blood of Danes slain in battle
and if cut on a certain day in the
year it bleeds. The dwarf elder, for
the same reason, is called Danewort
and Danes blood. The clustered
bellfower is also associated with
this historical event.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
First publication December 81 1912
Notice Of Public Service

Notice Of Public Service
In Justice Court OF Wa-Keeney, Trego Coun-
ty- Kansas. w F. Swiggett. j. p
The Trego Mercantile Company. corpora
ton, Plaintiff.
Fred Sauer and Ludwitka Sauer, his wife.
Defendants
The above named defendants Fred Sauer
and Ludwitka Sauer. his wife, will take no
tice that they have been sued in the above
na med court by the above named plaintiff.
and that certain moneys. goods and chattelS
claimed and owned by You or either of you.
have been attached 10 satisfy the claim OF
said Plaintiff. also moneys credits and notes
have been garnisheed in the hands of C. R.
lille to be applied this plaintiffs claim
herein sned upon together with costs of this
suit.
This action will be heard before the said
Justice of the Peace at his office in said town
ship on the Gath day of January. 1918, at i
O'Clock p. m of said day. and unless you be
and appear and answer on or before the said
oath day of January, 1918. plaintiffs claim of
S135-2 p Will be taken as true and judgment
for said amount Will be rendered against
you and each of you with the legal rate of
interest from December 4, 1912. and said
goods and ChattelS attached will be applied
on the payment of said claim or judgmen
and also OF said garniShee the money or
notes in his hands will be ordered to be APP
piled on the payment of said claim judg.
ment to satisfy the same with the costs OF
this action,
The Trego Mercantile Company. Corpora
ton by Geo. NJ. Ufford. President.
W. F. Swiggett Justice of Peace
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
DAINTY CIGARETTES.

The latest novelty cigarettes fol-
Mayfair ladies is tipped with real
rose leaf and edged with gold The
velvet softness of the tip between the
lips of the fair smoker is apparently
pleasing to her sense of refinement,
while the red rose-leaf tip satisfies
her sense of color. But luxury-lov-
ing woman has TO pay for her cpl
curean tastes. Her cigarettes may
cost her anything up to 22s Sd pei
hundred, for she often demands her
initials or her erosion her cigarettes.
London Mail.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
USEFUL CALENDAR PEN.

An ingenious device, and one that
will be useful to the forgetful bust
ness man, is the calendar pen, in
vented by an Illinois man. If the
user wants to know the date of the
month al he has to do is to consult
the handle of the pen and find it
there. The handle has a barrel re
volving on it and calendar in the
barrel. Of course it must be set
each day, but that can be done by
the Office boy. The dates of the
thirty-one days are mounted on a
series of rings on the handle of the
pen and the barrel has openings
through which the right date can be
seen when the calendar is set. By
means of a locking device there is
no possibility of the barrel turning
to show the wrong figures
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
KOW'S THIS t

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Hairs Catarrh
Cure.
f. J. CHENEY s. Co., Toledo, Ohio.
We. the undersigned. have known
f. j. Cheney for the last 10 years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and finan-
cially able to carry out any obliga-
tians made by his finn.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE,
Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
First published December rs. 1912
Publication Notice
as, Trego county. SIS.

State of Kansas, Trego county. IS.
The State of Kansas to John A. Weigel:
You are hereby notified that you have been
sued in the District Court of the 23rd. Judicial
District of the State of Kansas, sitting in and
for the county of Trego in the State of Kan
SaS by Gustave Sitz, and you must answer
the petition filed by the plaintiff in the office
Of the clerk of the said court or before
the 18th day of February, 1918. or the said petit
ton will he taken true andjudgment will be
rendered against you for the sun of eighty
nine and 25-1OO dollars with interest thereon
al 10 per cent per annum from Decem Der Z,
1912. and for the cost of said action: andjudg
ment for the sale of all your right, title and
interest i'll and to crop of wheat growing on
the southeast quarter of section sixteen in
township thirteen south range twenty-one
West of the 9Th. z. NJ. in Trego County, Kan
Sas. for the satisfaction of the claim of the
plaintiff
Witness my hand and the seal of the said
court at my office in Wa-Keeney, Kansas,
this 24th day of December A. D. 1912.
c. E Ridgway
(SeaO Clerk of District Court
Herman Long attorney for plaintiff.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
FUTILITY OF GREAT WEALTH
The Enormously Hieh Have No More
Home Instinct Than =
Milk Can.

DIR. John Haynes Holmes, the
New York clergyman who, the Sum-
day before election day, preached a
Bull Moose sermon to President
Taft, describes himself as an "ulti-
mate socialist"
CDR. Holmes" said a member of
the Church of the Messiah, "pleases
MS here by his manner of forcing
home his views with a certain racy
humor
"At a dinner, talking about the
futility of great wealth, DIR. Holmes
once said:
"Iook at Gobsa Golde, with his
neurasthenia, a wreck at forty-ive.
I knew him when he was an errand
boy at So a week, and he now has
a castle in Scotland, a chateau in
Touraine, a villa at Monte Carlo,
a marble cottage at Newport, town
houses in Fifth avenue, Belgrave
square and the Faubourg ST. Ger
main
Where is his homer lady in
terrupted.
ellis home, wadam,' said the
clergyman, with laugh. He hasn't
any home. Why, bless your heart,
when they get as rich as Gobsa Golde
they have no more home instinct
than a milk can
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
MAKES A GENIAL COMPANION
Man Who Never Tells Friends In
pleasant Truths Is Sure to
Be Liked.

A man who never reminds his
friends of unwelcome facts or tells
them unpleasant truths is sure to
be liked, and when a man of such a
turn comes to old age he is almost
sure to be treated with respect It
is true, indeed, that we should not
dissemble or fatter in company, but
a man may be very agreeable strictly
consistent with truth and sincerity
by prudent silence where he cannot
concur and a pleasant assent where
he can Now and then you meet
with a person so exactly formed to
please that he will gain upon every
r1nnan hat hears or beholds him; this
ion is not merely a gift of
but frequently the effect of
knowledge of the world and a
1and over the passions. Ere
9dently that which is called candor
is merely malice.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
KNOW 1T WELL
Familiar Features Well Known to Hun.
dreds of Wa-Keeney Citizens.

A familiar burden in many homes.
The burden of a ssbad back
a lame, weak or an itching back
Often tells you of kidney ills.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys.
Here is Wa-Keeney testimony.
Charles E. Ridgway, ex-clerk of the
court, Wa-Keeney, Kansas, says: "a
bout two years ago / had bad at
tack of kidney trouble and after re-
covering ] suffered a great deal from
backache. Too frequent passages of
the kidney secretions also caused me
annoyance A neighbor at length ad-
vised me to try Doan's Kidney Pills
and / procured box at w. W. Glib
sons Drug Store. They proved to be
just what / needed and it was not
long before l was in good health.
Ever since then / have kept Doan's
Kidney Pills on hand and have taken
them occasionally as they keep my
kidneys in normal condition.
For sale by all dealers. Price soc.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, \. Y,
sole agents for the United States
Remember the name-Doan's- and
take no others.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
Hlceoush EpidemIcs.

The epidemics of hiccough which
have occasionally been observed are
probably due to hysterical contagion
and to the nervous predisposition OF
the majority of the individuals who
are affected by it. 1t is to functional
arrangement of the nervous system
owing to a slackening of the circula-
ton that the hiccough of the death
struggle, remarkable more particular
~ in a period of abundant hemor
rhage, is to be ascribed-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
A cirI.s Wild aidnisht Ride

To warn people of fearful forest
fire in the CatskilIs young girl rode
horseback at midnight and saved
many lives. Her deed was glorious
but lives are often saved by DR..
Kings New Discovery in curing lung
trouble, coughs and colds, which
might have ended in consumption or
pneumonia. ut cured me of a dread
full cough and lung disease writes
w. r. Patterson. Wellington, Texas,
after four in our family had died
with consumption, and gained 81
pounds" Nothing so sure and safe
for all throat and lung troubles.
Price so cents and SLIGO. Trial bottle
free. Guaranteed by Gibson.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
NoiseIess Gun fort killing Horse,

Noiseless Gun forS Killing Horses.
A curious horse-killing gun used in
England to kill horses which have
been injured is now being adopted by
American anti-cruelty societies be-
cause of it's noiselessness and surety
of action By slight blow a bullet
is noiselessly driven into the brain of
the animal, killing it instantly, with
out sound to attract attention in a
city street
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
Human Nature.

why is it, asked the curious guest,
that poor men usually give larger
tips than rich men?" We'll, sub"
said the waiter, who was something
of philosopher as well, looks to me
like de po' man don't want nobody to
find out he's po', and de rich man don't
want nobody to find out he's rich. -
Youths Companion.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
er.ndf.ther,a Record.

Did any of your ancestors do things
to cause posterity to remember them7"
asked the naughty woman. Il reckon
they did" replied Farmer Corntossel.
MY grandfather put mortgages on
this place that amt on yet"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
MIGHT Get Even With Mosquito.

An observer in India has found a
small fly of the nudge class with it's
proboscis inserted in the abdomen of
a mosquito, engaged in sucking the
mosquitoes blood. There is comfort,
if not benefit, in this bit of news
Why can't we import this nudge? The
mosquitoes would know how it is
themselves then, perhaps--Farm and
Fireside.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
Worth the Cost.

Pierre Laurent, in Paris, had his
worn-out stomach removed, and the
stomach of an ape was successfully
substituted The operation may have
been costly, but he can easily save
the price by dieting on peanuts and
insects.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
Victim of Snakes He Hunted.

After destroying upwards of 1000
vipers in the course of his career as
snake hunter, NJ. Henry Saussereau
died recently, in Paris, from the bite
of a snake. He was hunting snakes
in the woods near Bouloire (Sarthe),
when a viper bit him in the hand and
arm, and he died in terrible agony
twelve hours later.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
Learning From the Fish.

That's the tenth can of sardines
you have ordered said the railway
magnate- Aren't you afraid you will
make yourself sick?" I'm not eating
them,'' replied the employee with in
ventive genius. Il think I'm on the
track of a way to get more people
into a street car"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
Reoin Early to Train Children.

1t is habit alone that creates obedi-
ence in the child, and for the child, and
II it is not formed early, nothing but
hard, bitter warfare" can ever pro-
mote it il it's being. System is one
of the noblest laws in evidence. 1t is
the great under study for universal
peace
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
Proved Power of Louie.

The Professor of Logic Ito himselD
II laid my hat somewhere in this
room Nobody has come in since I've
been here. l can't see it anywhere.
Therefore"-putting his hand beneath
hint am sitting on it. Another
proof of the irresistible power of
logic"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
City Mans Sheer at Country.

There was Frenchman who hated
the country as much as did Charles
Lamb, but compressed his feelings
into few words. This was Charles
Monselet, who lived on the Quai Vol
taire, Paris. 1T is he said, the
place where the birds are raw"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11

Ladies and gentlemen said the
manager, before the curtain, 1T II
my unpleasant duty to inform you
that Mr.. c., the star comedian,
owing to illness, will not be able to
appear tonight His system has had
O severe shock, and he is suffering
from nervous prostration-" Whats
the matter?" shouted one of the gods
from the gallery Did ye pay him In
advance?''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
Gardening a Fine Art.

Without gardening, buildings and
palaces are but gross handiwerks;
and a man shall ever see that when
ages grow to civility and elegancy,
men come to build stately sooner than
60 garden fnely.-Francis Bacon
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11

When you want areliable medicine
for cough or cold take Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy 1t can always
be depended upon and is pleasant and
safe to take For sale by all deal
ers.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
The Gossin.

You're a terrible scandal-monger,
Linkum,' said Jorrocks- Why in
thunder don't you make it a rule to
tell only half what you hear?" That's
what / do do said Linkum- only
tell the spicy half-"-Harper's
Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
A GEYSER.

"What is the name of your foun-
tain pen?''
81 don't know, but / call it odd
Faithful"
"Why?"
Because it spouts SO regularly"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
QUICK AND THE DEAD.

''That young man who comes to
see you is certainly a live one
Eyes, he's a live one, all right
but he's dead in love"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
Hue and Cry

See the young VIC man Is the
young woman being suddenly and I'M
expectedly kissed? All, yes And
does the young woman raise hue
and cry? The young woman raises a
slight hue, but no cry.