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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
PREMIER CARRIER OF THE iSOuTH:l
1,raina lnaue Union Station. AIeNandrla.i

PREMIER CARRIER OF THE SOUTH.
Traina Lave Union Station. Alexandria.
9 In effect December Is, 1872.
N. B-Following schedule hgures are
published only as formation anu uie
not guaranteed, ,yo ~
TAI 4. M.-Daily local between Wasn!
lngton and Danville delivers e 6rnnge
to c. &. o., No.413 for GordonsVhfe ana
s:45 a .M.-Daily-Local Tor Harrl:
sonDurg and way stations. Bulte! par
lor car
.007-h.M.-Daily Us Fast Mail stops
.,nIv for nasseuGers % points, SOUTH
to which scheduled to stop; Flrst ciaSS
coaches: sleeping cars to Birmingham
and Naw Orleans. Dining Car ser or,
vice stops at Calverton TO lex OF
II:I5 A. M.-Daily--a1aIl train Goa
,hes fo. Manassas. WarrcntoE. Ini'
lottesvilIe. Lynchburg. DAnVll.e ain1
Greensboro. Sleeping cars from ufce"'
borO to Atlanta :, :,
4:22 P.M.-Week day-limited fo'
Warrenton, Charlottesville" and Harri
IonDurs.
4:aa A. Notwithstanding Spe
cial. Sleeping Ears between New toi
Atlanta, Columbus, Admission. biIiIiiiIs
ham Through first class coacheS, pe
tween Washington, Atlanta, anu 5it't ~
ingham. Dining car service. TOURIST
California six times weekly.
3:5. 8. M.-Week days. Limited To-
larrisunburg and way stations Gil "l'
,assas branch, ais" for Wa:rcptoh
Pullman buffet parlor cars.
5:la z. M-Daily-Local for wa:
IT r M.-The Southern's Southeast
-rn Limited FOR Esheville Columbia
Charleston. Aiken. Augusta, SaV;1nn.lI
and Jacksonville. Through Pullnla
Drawing Room, Sleeping cars Coach
s. Dining cars.
i0:21 r. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. anG
chattanooga Limited via Lynchburgl
Hirst class coach and sirpclnE car
,looga. Sleeper to Ncp' Orleans. Wash
ngton IL Roanoke. Dining car ser
lice
n.oc = M-paily--New York. At.
anita ard New Orleans Limited. Al
Pullman train. Club and Observation
EAR TO New Orleans. Sleeping cars u
Ashevillc. Atlanta, Macon ana sew
Orleans Sleeping CARS % Charlotte
Dining; car service
i:.1 4. NJ -Daily-Mcmphis spcclal
Sleeping car and coaches FOR ltoaiIoNe
Knoxville. Nashville CEaua :ino ". o.,
md Memphis Dining car service. ~as'
nlton slrcpinG ears open !" L. NJ:
For detailed schedule, figures. tick
ia, pulln1an reservations, etc, np
5i S' to
WILLIAM q. LEHEW.
ni.,r Ticket Agent. Alexandria, va
: "A C0APMAN. Vice-pres.& Gen. Msi
n. HARDWICE, Pass. Trait. mgr
4. f. CARY. GEM. Pass. AGt.
=, s. BROWN. Gcnl. Agt.
Washington. D. c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
DETECTIVE IN LOVE TANGLE.
Duped by Servant Girl he S9urteas toisI
Learn of Youths Murder. +

, A Berlin correspondent ofsthe New
York Tribune writes:
The -overzealous efforts Ia -pse
vate detective to unravel the mys-
terry of the death of schoolboy. En-
nest Tiemann, found hanging by his
parents in his home last October, has
led him into love ENHANCEMENT and
trouble with the police.
The parents; of young Flemann
were not satisfied that Their son had
committed suicide and employed
detective, who began his work by
making the acquaintance of SER
want girl employed by Tiemanns at
The lime of the tragedy and sus-
oected of being in some way con-
nected with IL.
Masouerading as wealthy young
merchant. he became a sutton for the
rirl's hand. As soon as he was en-
ragged to marry her he told her that
he had learned that she was sus-
oec.ed of numbering the boy, and,
although he was ready to marry her,
even if guilty, she must first make
4 clan breast of the matter.
The girl then confessed that a
former sweetheart had strangled
The boy, who found them in the Tie
mann house.
According to the Berlin newspa-
ners, however, tbs police authorities
now incline to the theory that the
Girl duped the detective, who was
subjected to stiff cross examination
at the public prosecutors office, after
,,hich the statement was made that
there now was every ground to be-
lieve the girl. The prosecutor as
scrts that she made the so-called
"confcssion" in order to avoid los
'ng her fiance.
Proc edings against the detective
ere now threatened for assuming ottl-
cial authority. The girl is still in
Jail
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that there
will be a meeting of the stockhold-
ers of the Edwards Land and Build
ing Company, at the office of Jas S.
Groves, Mt. Ida, Alexandria county,
Virginia, on May 5, 1913, at 2:30 P.
NJ, for the election Of board o. di-
rectors for the ensuing year, and
such other business as may be
brought before it.
BENZ. f. EDWARDS, Sec.
SO4 McLachlen Bldg, Washington,
D. C 3t-16-23-30.
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NOTICE TO BUTCHERS.

The slaughter house of Aaron
O'Dell having been officially desig-
mated as the municipal slaughtsr
house of Alexandria by the Health
Committee of City Council you are
hereby. notified that on and after
April q no beef will be allowed to be
sold within the city limits of Alex
andr:a that has not been killed in
the official slaughter house and IN
spected by the city officials or which
has passed Federal inspevetion.
16-6t. ]. J. CARNEY,
Deputy Health Officer.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
NOTICE.

The regular annual meeting of the
Stockholders of the Columbia Real
Estate Company, will be held at the
office of the company, Ill South Fair
fax street, Alexandria, Va, on Mon
day, May 5, 1913, at 2 o'clock P. NJ,
for the election of officers and other
business.
IS Ct. A. P. FARDIN, Prest.
A. S. Jones, Secretary.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING
OF STOCKHOLDERS.

The annual meeting of the stock
holders Of Washington Storage Co.,
Inc, will be held on the sixteenth day
of April, AID. 1913 at II o'clock A.M.at
the principal office Of the company. in
the State Of Virginia, 119 South Far
fax street, Alexandria, Virginia, for
the purpose Of electing board Of d.
rectors and receiving End acting upon
the reports of the officers, and for the
transaction of such other business as
may properly come before the meet
ing.
Dated, the 18th day of March, A.
D., 1913.
LOUIS P. KREY, Secty.
March 191 W at
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
MASSACHUSETTS BREWERIES
COMPANY.
To the Stockholders Of the Massa-
chusetts Breweries Company:

To the Stockholders of the Massa-
chusetts Breweries Company:
Notice is hereby given tnat pur-
suant to the Bylaws of the Com
pany the Annual meeting of THE
Stockholders of the Massachusetts
Brewerics Company will be held at
10 o'clock in the forenoon, on Mon
day, the 2Sth day of April, 1913, at
the principal Office Of the Company,
No. Ill South Fairfax street, in Al
exandria, Virginia.
ITO elect a board of nine directors
of the Company.
ITO transact such other bust
ness as may come before the meet
'ng.
EDWARD RUHL, Secretary.
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STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.
Philadelphia, Pa, April 9th, 191

Philadelphia, Pa, April 9th, 1918.
The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Lanston Monotyps
Machine Company will be held at The
Elks Home, corner Prince and Royal
Streets, Alexandria, Va, at twelve
o'clock noon, on Thursday, the 1st day
of May, 1913, for the purpose of
elecvting a Board of Directors to
serve for the ensuing year and trans
act such other business as may prop
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
AUCTION SALE OF VALUABLE
HOUSE AND LOT.
nv Samuel H. Lunt AuctiOneer.

BY Samuel H. Lunt AuctiOneer.
will offer for sale at the Royal
Street entrance of the Market build
ing, on
SATURDAY, APRIL &c, AT II
O'CLOCK,
that valuable eight-room frame house
and stable No. Oil Franklin street,
The lot fronts "a feet 5 inches on
Franklin Street, by ia feet
to an alley II feet wide. This is
fine opportunity for any che desir-
ing a comfortable home, as the house
is in fine condition with BAH and gas.
Terms of sale, one-thild cash, bal,
ance in and 12 months.
II It'd. HARVEY SIMPSON.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18

John E. w. Wayman, former States
attorney for Cook county Illinois fired
wo bullets into his body at his resi-
dence yesterday. The cause ascribed
was a nervous breakdown due to Ill
health. He may recover. For several
weeks his physicians had warned him
that unless he quit work entirely he
would undoubtedly die.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
NOTICE.

I will be at my store office daily
corner King and Lee streets for the
next thirty days. All owing ac-
counts at the store will please call or
mail checks to settle up. Accounts
not paid within 80 days will be plac-
ed in the hands of an attorney for COL
lection
9 3wks. E. GOLDSMITH.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18

was Based upon the decision OF the
United States Supreme Court in the
famous case Samuel Gompeafs
president III thsAmeFicahi Federation
of Labos and Bhe Bucs Stove and
Range Company; The latter was a
criminal case, but the Circuit Court
held that the ruling there made APP
piled to civil cases as we'll.
The, court today reversed presidents
by declaring, that a person adjudge'l
guilty of contempt in a civil suit
should be given the alternative OF
leaving Jail before the expiration of
his ten-day sentence, if meanwhile he
consented to answer questions. Only
in a criminal case, the decision held,
could. the prisoner for contempt be
made to serve the whole sentence.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
Norfolk and Washington
Stea NnGat co.

Every day in the yer for Fort Mon
roe, Norfolk, Newport News and
points south, via superb powerful
steel palace steamers.
Through connections made at Nor
folk with steamers of the Old Domin
ion Steamship ,mpany for New Yorl
and Merchants and Miners Stea2
ships for BostLr.
General Ticket Office, 720 18th S,
y. W.
Bond Building, Washington, D. c
Phone Main 1920.
Seventh street wharf. Phone MaiI
316O.
Alexandria c:harf foot of Prince
street.
II. II. CALLAHAN.
april ~. General Passenger agent.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
Washington Southern Ry.
Schedule in Effect January 5th 1913.

Schedule in Effect January 5th 1913.
Schedule in Effet April 9th.
For Washington and points north
laily at sos, 1928, 1924 a. m.'
1901, 1:18, 2:3O, Through train
for New York, via P. R. r. 6:l9.
sis. 1913 p. M, week days at Got
p. NJ, Sundays only 8:o7 P. M.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond, anc
points south at 4:37, 1853, Qocal) anc
lO:C2 a. m, 1916, 1922, 5:17 Qacal)
S:27 9:52, 1902 p. M, daily.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg
1t lib a. NJ, daily. On week days
mis- trY in runs through to Milford.
NOTE:--Times of arrival and de-
,,arture and connections not guaran
rced.
W. P. TAYLOR, Traffic, Mgr.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
GEORGE E PRICE & ). r. COOK
DEALERS IN
FRESH e. SALTED FISH

Are receiving daily fish from the
shores of the Potomac and will sup
ply customers in any quantities to
suit, either fresh or sailed, by eXpe-
rienccd packers. Country orders So
licited and satisfaction guaranteed.
Terms: G. O. D. or best references.
Stall No. 2, Royal street entrance
Stall Nc. Fairfax street entrance
to the City Market, and fish house
front of Corporation Fish Wharf.
Bell Phone 321-J in market.
Fish delivered from the market up
to p. NJ, daily.
Price e. Co.'S barreled Fish have al
ways stood No. l in market.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18

Seven persons were burned to death
several women sustained injuries from
which they may die, an dscore of per-
sons rescued by firemen in a spectac-
ular fire which destroyed the De Will
son Hotel, an old three-story wooden
structure in Malone, n. Y. yesterday.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
NOTICE.

The regular annual stockholders
meeting of the Virginia Marble Co.,
will be held at 3O5 King ST., Alex
andria, Va, Tuesday, the 29th day of
April. 1913 at u NJ, for the purpose
of the election of officers, etc.
VIM. II. SAUNDERS
- lot. Vice-President.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
NOTICE TO LIQUOR DEALERS.

All applications for L1QOUR
LICENSE for the ensuing year must
be flied with the Clerk Of the Corpor-
alton Court, accompanied by the r.
quired bond, on or before April %
BY order of the Court.
CHARLES II. CALLAHAN. {,
Commissioner Of Revenue.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
.-oNTEs.pT OF COURT RULING
Order in Gompers' Case Held to APP
ply in Civil Actions Also.

New York, April 1S.-The United
Et1tes Circuit Court of Appeals ruled
yesterday that contempt proceedings
il a civil case to be valid must be in
stituted by the government and not
hy a private individual. The opinion
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
NOTICE.

The stated conclave of Old Do
minion Commandery No. II. k.T.will
beheld in their Asylum Fri. April Is.
1918; at 8 O'Clock P. NJ.
Fatigue uniform.
A. G. UHLER, Recorder.
1871
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
MARYLAND Delaware and VIZ
Qi0ia a'|WsY Company.

SATURDAY at,4:30 p. m.
OR BALTIMORE AND ALL Thu
USUAL RIVER LANDINGS.
steamers Of ibis line leave Alexan
dria on am after May 10. 1910.
very MONDAY WEDNESDAY an
'"uis!n" ,1d apr ointments unexce!-t
Freight for Datlmo-c, Pnlladoli
md New York solicited and handled
with care. Through rates and h:S,s q"
ading issued.
Single fare to Baltimore, $2.5U; It
Urn trip, $3.50. S.;aterooms, one wa
$50. Meals, so cents.
tEARUCM g. GRIMES, AGENTS
Foo CT Can 'on street
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
eouqh Medicine For Children.

Cough Medicine For Children.
Too much care cannot be used in
selecting cough medicine for chill
cken. 1t should be pleasant to take,
contain no harmful substance and
be most effectual. Chamberlaln's
Cough Remedy meets the reuire-
ments and is a favorite with the
mothers of young children every
where. For sale by all dealers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18

FOR SALE-Motor Boat-26 it. long
6tf. ain. beam, IA horse power 2
cylinder Detroit engine, fully
Misunderstanding to- law. Will be
( sold cheap Inquire atf Moore's
Garage, 1895 King, street. Il a2wks
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18
WOOD
COilE.

COAL, COhE. WOOD
Order your coal before the advance
at lowest summer prices. Best quail
ity, prompt delivery, and bottom
price. Phone 95. De WATCHESON
LOT, South Royal Street.
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come before it.

erly come before it. :
Transfer books will be closed !
April. 21st, at four o'clock, p:
andsi8 will be reopened on May oths
ten o'clock a. m. ii
Shy order of the Soard OF DE
TORS. b 4
w ARTHUR SELLMAN, SectY
apr 14-15t. 3
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EGGS FOR SALE FOR SETTING

CNUo TOft oEhHE OfH SI Y. = VI
White and Brown Leghorn, Buff
Orpington, and Rocks, Silver Wy
andottcs, and Reds. $500 per Is.
Baby chicks and breeders Charles
E. Outcalt, 122 South Washington
street. q - Hl6 l2t-o-a-w-sat
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-18

Commissioner of Revenue.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19

A well known raoehorse owner said
to veterinary surgeon:
How is it you haven't called on
me for your account"
"oh." said the vet. Il never ask
gentleman for money"
Indeed. Then how d'yoa set 'cn
X he doesn't pay?9
why. after a certain time con-
clude he's not a gentleman. and thoH
ask him"
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19
The Brides Dinners
y y
80
80

Katy always attends to the telephon-
Ing for supplies. / believe in making
servants self-reliant-it's such a.
nuisance to have them coming to one
every minutes for directions, Only,
of course, I didn't tell Loulse-older
sisters have such disagreeably SUI
perior way sometimes
When / saw how Harry enjoyed
the steak and raved over the pie 1
made up my mind that he'd be raving
over my cooking the following night
I telephoned to the grocers right
away after breakfast to be certain of
having the things. 1t was lucky
did, for Tilly Smith, my school chum,
telephoned me at 10 o'clock that she
come to luncheon and stay with her
till train time. Tilly is the dearest
girl-and she's just engaged, and we
had so much to talk Overland her
train was late.
II managed to get upstairs that
time without Louise seeing me, and
1 got into a big apron and then re-
membered that nobody had been at
home to take the supplies. Of
course, the delivery boys had left
them at the back door, | opened the
door and, my dear, horrid poodle
from across the way was licking his
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19

! no use of your fussing-you and
Harry come down and have your
dinners with us the week Katy is
awayr
SHE MEANT WELL
Louise meant well, but she could
not disguise her tone, which said in
a perfectly plain way, You couldn't
cook dinner if you were to be
hanged for not doing it. Being a
woman of spirit, I resented her tone,
although / was not going to let her
know that / even thought she could
think such thing.
No. thank YOU I told her. 4
couldn't think of putting you to so
much trouble! / certainly am not
going to have Harry think he has a
helpless wifer
After that it was a trife humil-
iating to have to go to Louises for
dinner the first night, after ALL You
see, the Masons came along in their
car and took me out to the Country
club for tea and / did not get home
till minutes of 6. Louise caught
me in the front hall. She said I'd
never in the world have time to get
dinner by 6:30 o'clock, and I was to
stop my foolishness and come in. TO
tell the truth, there was nothing else
to do, for / had completely forgotten
to order anything from the market.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19
A Humorous Tale

chops over the last remnant of my
beautiful steak. He had chewed up
the lettuce and paved over the to-
matoes and the bread had a big hole
in it, and the mornings milk was
standing there all soured. I could
have cried. 1 don't see why people
are allowed to keep dogs In the city
great ravening beasts, and steak so
high!
SAW 1T ALL
way and saw the whole affair before
could conceal anything With one
look she conveyed the idea that /
was a shiftless creature and 1t was
all my fault. Then she remarked
calmly that they had a roast that
night and that we were to come
down as soon as Harry arrived
When I told Harry he frightened
up so that it made me perfectly
furious, and / resolved that I'd have
dinner at home the next night or die
in the attempt
1T was such hot weather that /
ordered tongue to boil and have
cold-and then / remembered that l
had had a bridge engagement for IL
o'clock and that luncheon was TO
follow. Louise was there, lowering
around anxiously, and 1t was lucky
she was, for she said right away that
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19
Us Boys
seA TATURALLY." said the bride.
~ 7 was annoyed"
But why?p asked her friend

6eA TATURALLY," said the bride.
N Il was annoyed
But why?' asked her friend
in the green linen suit.
The bride cast upon her one look
of pity. Why. to have my own sis
ter assume that I was such perfect
ly helpless individuall When Louise
heard that my maid was going on
vacation she looked as shocked as If
told her 1 was going to get a d.
vorce from Harry!
My goodness she gasped, what
ever will you dor Just like that,
1T certainly made me good and
mad Louise thinks because She is
10 years older than 1 and lives in
the apartment below me that she has
10 watch over me like six mothers!
Why. you'd think l was going to
starve Harry to death to hear her
sympathize with him: / thought the
time had come to assert myself
Dor / repeated frostily. I am CO.
ing to cook dinners for him, of
coursen
Louise just looked at me helpless
~. sort of terrified and aghast, you
know Then she began to talk In the
conciliatory tone that trained
nurse uses when she is managing a
hysterical patient. Now. Grace. she
said. its hot weather and there's
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19

she'd take the tongue downstairs
OF course. let her do that, because
there's nothing to do about boiling a
thing except to let 1t holland I had
a most beautiful bridge camel
came within one OF getting the first
prize, the loveliest-"
"Oh, yes, the dinner. Jennie Phelps
took me home in her new electric.
and she was so proud of it that
hadn't the heart to refuse when she
wanted to take me around the park
the tongue when / got home. You
see, ! wanted to make an apple pie
like the one Harry raved about.
got upstairs with the tongue under
one armand found I had lost my
keyi All the little shops near US
were closed and the janitor was out
and Louises key wouldn't ft.
"Of course | couldn't expect Harry
to sit on the stairs and eat cold
tongue that wasn't even sliced. so /
accepted Louise's invitation to bring
the tongue and have dinner with
them.
or COURSE NOT
II was so discouraged with all
the unl1ind things everybody said to
me, particularly Louise. that I de-
cided it would serve her right to
make her board US till Katy got
home. so we took the rest Of our
dinners there. But It wasn't be-
cause / couldn't have got our own
dinners If 1 had had fair chancev
why, OF course not" agreed her
friend.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19
WAL
WHERE IS
IT .

VANS FATHER J.A. G. VAN VALENTINE, PRESIDENT
or The VALlNE COMPANY AiNO MAIN
SQUEEZE IN The SPoN 6G TRUST THREE
or FOUR BANKS, AND AN A0TohDo6iLE EA4OF-
ACQUIRING CONCERN lWAi HE'S WORTH AS hDeh
xeSTERpA1S GIANT SoUTAiE CANE
WtttcH TIE 0iANTS WOtO OF To 0+. 100
WopLDNC THINKS A oiNk> LIKE HIM
WOULD kNo,U ENoDGA A6oOT The GAME TO
DDPlRE, uooLo IoD?- ueLl, 81 Go1cY He DOES!
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19
Tomorrow
Back to the Lions

why won't you buy my horse?
Don't you like his coat?"
.sHis coat is all right, but l don't
Alike his pants"
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19
MADE BEST OF 1T

Yes said a smart young man. II
used to be in the insurance business.
1 once got man TO take out s1o.-
900 policy only about week before
he happened to be killed. He was a
mighty hard chap to land. too. I had
to talk to him for nearly six months
before I got him"
'T suppose" remarked his friend,
you regretted, after IT was all over,
that your persuasive powers were so
good?"
''Well-er-no. / never felt sorry
about it. The fact is. made the best
Of bad job BY marrying the widow.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19

During the sermon at certain
church baby began to cry. and its
mother Immediately picked 1t up and
began to carry it toward the door,
stop the minister exclaimed.
Don't go away. The baby is not
disturbing me
The mother continued her way to
the door with the very audible re-
mark;
~oh. E amt. amt e. But you're
a-disturbin' OF 'imI'
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-19
SHE COT HOLIDAY

She ardently desired a rather OK.
pensiye holiday trip. and 50 shs
brosched the subject to her husband,
Jane said re. inpressiveiy. I'd
like you TO go this trip. know you
want to go, and I'd be glad to let you
go. I mean, OF course. I'd be glad FOR
your sake. But the fact is. I simply
can't do It. Next week I've got ia
pay UP an T. o. U. for AIS. and I can't
spare a penny"
Jane looked at him UP and down.
Very well. Josiah" she said. very
well II you think the man who
holds your I. o. U. can make it hotter
for you than 7 can-very we'll
Jane got her holiday.
Smyrna times., 1913-06-25

Mr.. Paul Hesser. of Germantown,
Pa, spent the weekend with his
cousin. Mr. Maynard Griffith.
Mrs. Joseph B. Benson. of Millers-
vile. Md. is visiting her sister Mrs.
Alexander FAIRIES.
Mrs. R. D. HOffecker, who suffered
a heart attack last week following a
recent spell Of tOnsilitis, is better at
this writing and her speedy recovery
is hoped for.
Mr.. Samuel H. Baynard, of Will
mington, spent Sunday with his sis
ter Mrs. Mary Register.
Miss NJ. Edith Beck, is spending a
two weeks vacation at Atlantic City.
n. J.
Miss Sallie D. Pratt, of Atlantic
City, n. j., is visiting Miss Bertha
Smithers.
Mr.. Charles J. Sudler spent Sunday
with friends at Atlantic City