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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26

Columbus She said she was tho last
person remaining in the exchange
building, and that there was seven feet
of water in the main street. She she
was talking, she said, the Leonard
Building. across the street, collapsed.
Many persons were believed TO have
been in the building ut the time.
Columbus Suffers Enormous Loss.
Columbus also suffered enormous
damage from the flood. Railroad traf-
fic was paralyzed early in the day.
Fires in three large factories ragged
ened considerable portion of the dis
trict. Because of the flood fircmcn
were handicapped Conditions ut In
dianopolis. Fort Wayne. Kokomo and
other places in Central Indiana were
the worst in many years. From every
part Of the State there were reported
disastrous inundations. Al Lafayette
two spans of bridge went out. Two
are reported dead. West Lafayette.
where Perdue University is located.
was cut off late in the afternoon. when
the lovees were broken by the waters
of the Wabash River. The river is two
miles wide and rising rapidly.
AT Indianapolis. l,500 families had
been driven from their homes, and four
deaths were said to have resulted from
drowning during the day. The pump
ing plant was forced to suspend opc-
rations and the city is without fire
protection.
At Peru property damage of $500. 600
was done by the flood. ii was reported
Logansport also was under water
Governor Ralston this afternoon re-
ccived n frantic appeal from Gonnors-
willie. Ind for aid for many sufferers
from the flood. 1t was said White
River had broken over it's banks and
great loss OF life had ensued.
'rhe entire business district of Rush :
Vile and part OF the residence sec
ton is under water. One person is
reported drowned. No trains entered
or departed from that city to-day.
Heavy ClOudburst mt Cincinnati.
Cincinnati experienced q cloudburst
early to-day, which started the Ohio
River rising rapidly and flooded many
of the streets.
y big dam a short distance north
of Akron, Ohio. burst this afternoon
and horsemcn were sent throughout
the valley to warn the populace of the
impending danger. Hundreds He'd to
higher ground.
The big ridge over the Miami River
al Middlctown, Ohio went out this
afternoon. Fifteen persons were re-
ported missing Several houses were
seen floating down the river.
Sweeping up the Ohio Valley from
the West, the third storm in ten days
devastated different .cctions between
Louisville and Cincinnati in Kentucky
Southwestern Ohio and Indiana ~
Louisville the wind maintained n We
i locity OF sixty miles an hour
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
A city of Honpitnl..

Especial TO The Times DispatchJ
Omaha, Neb, March 25-One thous-
and persons are homeless in the
wrecked territory here Every second
house is a hospital All schools have
volunteered nurses. Central High
School girls and boys. 300 volunteers.
assisted by the militia. are patroling
the district, Local pride prevents ac-
ceptance of outside help.
Mayor Dahlman says II is useless to
estimate the conditions.
1T is n catastrophe" he said. we
ore used 10 handling big things. and
We viii handle this one"
Dynamite is being used on building.
in the section north OF Eighth Street
IL is believed many bodies are IN the
ruins
Major Hartman. In command OF the
Fort Omaha Signal Corps. is In charge
Of the search for bodies. The dead,
as now estimated. VIII number 2li
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
TOWNOF DELAWARE
IS OV[R " HELM ED
People Af Marooncd in Trees,
and Silation Is Described
as Terrible.
SCENES ARE ExcRUcIATING
OF the p,ooo Population at
Leas Two-Thirds Arc
Homeless.
SCENES ARE ExcRUCIATING
Especial ! The Times-DIspa,ch.

loptCIal Inc I'm Dispatch.
Columbus-D Ohio. March GA wall
OF water sten feet high is rushing
through thdnain section of Delaware
tonight Fte bridges connecting the
east and maj sections OF the city have
been washed away. Nineteen persons
are alreadN known TO have been
drowned. an lthere is a list or 100 more
missing.
The Olenttgy River suddenly over
moved IT'S tnks this afternoon. and
Delaware scomplctely overwhelmed.
Tonight, rcording to the mcagre
dispatches rtcived from the town. the
situation thd. is frightful. -Four hun
dred familiesh have been rendered home
less. OF thclb.OOo population, at least
two-thirds them are marooned in
trees, on hcse tops or other points
above the Wcr line Would-be res
cuers are shdtinS words OF encourage
inent TO the; but the boats are said
10 he practIdlly unmanageablc in the
swiftly movF current Debris. with
which is miljled dead bodies. coating
by, adds TO @ hazardous task OF the
rescucrs
With the Exception Of a crippled
telegraph seiice. the town is cut of
from the su'punding country.
SrcrH cAcruciatnE.
Most circulating scenes are report
U
ness gathers this evening weeping
women and children lined the east
banks of th{river. waving handkcr-
chiefs and shutting words of cncour-
, aGement TO ?ved ones marooncd in
houses and ties in the swirling river.
In one tre where six people are
clinsing TO y branches. repeated ef-
forts 10 throSShem a rope have failed.
Four persoi were thrown into the
river when a Big Four bridge gave
| way at ll:3oh. NJ Three were res
cued. but Ralh Rigcs. a printer, who
caught on Tee after being carried
200 yards dop stream, lis still ma
rooned there.
Just as thebridge was swept out.
q man, clin2iI 10 the roof OF a house
which was bog swept down stream.
waved his SHIT at the people on tho
/ shore, and thI was lost to view as
the house cruIplcd when 1t struck the
bridge.
Several builIng OF the Ohio Yves
leyan College re inundated
One baby. ndyet identified. was res
cued as IL no,cd down stream An
other baby wasecn in midstrcam, but
could not be Itovcred.
Silas Smith, hose wife and children
were drowned. Erasped the roof OF n
house as II ftted down stream and
! driftcd safely ito a lumber yard
Res cs Bnbics
| BY climbing ito a tree, Rev. Eugene
| Bush. pastor ofirace Church rescued
/ two babies andteveral adults. Taking
! g rope with bin the minister fastened
/ himself 10 the &c and threw the loose
/ end 10 n man. yho, with several wo-
| men and childin, was being carried
! down stream house. All were
/ hauled ashore.
Mayor V. r. ees. who was reported
drowned. and mo saved himself by
catching hold d the roof OF a shed in
n lumber yard Estimates the numbe
/ of dead anywhere between twenty
| five and scventifve.
The food wa preceded by q, cloud
\ burst All win communication went
by the board. al In panic the towns
people at oncetook TO the hills.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
Red Cross Mt work.

Omaha. Neb, March 25.-Eugene T.
Lies. OF Chicago official representative
OF the American Red Cross, arrived to-
day to assist In organizing work for
relief
II have talked the situation over
with several leaders of both houses
OF the Legislature" said Henry &C.
Richmond. clerk OF the House. to-day.
and they have agreed that we should
make an appropriation for at least
100000 for relief fund"
Mayor C. NJ Skinner. Of Ralston,
has issued an urgent appeal for cloth
ing and for food. The place was al
most completely wrecked and more
than 200 persons are homeless.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
lCEBERGS SIGHTED
Warning IL issued tn All Ocean-G ding
Nhins.

WashinEton March pa warning
- all oceau-Eoinc ships was sent out
uy the photographic Office Of the Navy
Department to-day following the re
port that lcebergs have been sighted
IN Southern waters. The nrst iceberg
was reported at 80 degrees north lati-
Jude hy the German steamer Mann
The navy department 20 day agreed
20 turn over the unarmored Newark
10 the naval militia OF Maryland for
use as % Coating arwory and barracks
st~H The vessel viii be dockcd at
Baltimore after the government has
expended $4,000 in repairing d, Tor the
new duty
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26

Richmond. Ind. March 25.--Frank
PurYance an employc Of the Tcrrc
lIaute. indianapolis and Eastern Trac-
ton Company at Dayton Ohio, tonight
said over the telephone scores had been
drowned there.
They arc diving Ike rats in their
homes, hodies are washing around the
streets. and there is no relief in sight"
PurVance said
Purvance said the catahtrophc was
caused hy the breaking Of the Lewis
town reservoir dam. north Of Dayton.
He said water stood twenty feet deep
in some streets
telephone operator In the Dayton
office. who established communication
with Richmond. said bodies were float
ing past the window Of the office. The
operator logged the local oficcs 70
send an appeal for aid TO Governor
COZ, Of ohio
Just before the wire to Liberty failed
I the operator said the levee near the
Main stree, bridge had just gone out
aud the water was pouring into the
town Hike a TIDAL wave. lie asked that
aid he rushed 10 inc town
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26

SCRANTON. Pc. March 25-A fierce storm
50 epi oser Scranton and Vicinity this after
ard iN-:oct section Of tho roof was De
iositea an the lllateut cnriue room. partly
otroisniug The structure. There we're 10
r-rI. ar work but outside of bruises ana
srHt-hes They We're uni1iwsc
the storm came from the west = heavy
tru tpolr. accompanied hy thunder and
Lightning follow eG the bow
~ SntmoEin .c"iauGs were flooded orops
ca"asea ana VIE service crippled.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
SETTLING WATER
COVERS DAYTON
MANY FEET DEEP
tContlnned From SiNth pagel
into the city was dynnn,itcd this uf.
tcruoon. hut the effect yvns not felt {,
my marked degree.
Mayor Says 5000 Dead.

Springfield, Ohio. March 25.-The
Mayor Of Dayton. Ohio. in an appeal
made to the Mayor OF this city. re-
ported at 6 o'clock tonight that tho
water is thirteen feet deep in the Union
Station ia Dayton and that. according
to unconhrmcd reports 5000 lives have
been lost and fully 10000 are home
less
The hydraulic. dam at pioua. has
gone out, and reports unconfirmed SAL
that $40 lives have been lost
The Mayor Of Dayton, in his appeal.
asked for food for the stricken people
OF his city.
Nenia mas already sent three cars
of food 10 that city.
The Springfield officials are now in
session and plan 10 take action for
the relief of food sufferers.
There is considerable suffering in
this city. there being fully 500 fami-
lies driven out Of their homes
Rumors have been received OF loss
of life in the villages. but these lack
continuation
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
M More Bodies Found.

Terre Hauta. Ind. March zo;.-rur e',e
s sentcn niS S tornado failed TO- reveal any
more bodies. and tho death toii t"-nny re-
, mnw IN hospitals. probably WIN DE. and
four persons stiIi are reportrd d ,n1Ss'hs ne
Ths city Vigo county. and many private
arms and citizens have donated thousanas
~ u, na,ara for relief Heavy rains fell again
,a Hav seriously hamperins the Work OF
removing tho ,lrcken families, The ,, no,,ee
,oen rom overcharging the people
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
EN- ROUTE TO ATHENS
BODY OF King George Taken on Board
ROynl lncIit.

Especial Cable TO The Times hi spatch. !
Saloniki March 25.-The body OF
King George OF Greece was taken to-
day on board the royal yacht Amphi-
trite. which subsequently left for
Athens.
Greek pomp and aolcmnity marked
the ceremony The town was draped
with black, and huge crowds packed
every point of vantage. The coffin was
borne on gun carriage. 1t occupied
the centre of an imposing procession,
In which representatives OF all ma
tiona lilies pnrticipAtcd cd.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26

Columbus Ohio. March Ex-Governor
Cox tonight received n telephone mes
sage from Phoneton saying twenty
three bodies had been swept through
Troy in the Great Miami River. This
report tends to verify the heavy loss
of life at Sidney, which was reported
partly wiped out.
A telephone message from Dayton to
Governor Cox said that 10000 people
I'm that city were homeless. and that
four suburbs were inundated.
The message said that no estimate
of loss of life was possible.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
Militia Ordered out.

Columbus Ohio. March Ex-Governor
Cox late tonight issued an order di-
rccting BriEadier General John G.
Speaks TO call out the entire Ohio Ma
tional Guard tomorrow morning for
duty in the flood swept district, which
comprises practically the whole State.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
nenerynir Rnnorted nrois.n

Marion. Ind. March 26-t'ncon
M med, hut persiuont rtnnors here to-
night are that the grand reservoir AZ
Eclena Ohio the largest 81 ita kina
nae gone out This. ~ is eaid IL
causing the unprecedented hood TN.
report was brought here by a. dcuuty
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
q. ,a..nb +. managed.

EvnnsviiIe. Ind. March 70 Winds 81 y
.nmt. ~ Jossnh suburb OF Evansville.
nnd El,zabeth town. M. below this city, ear
~ to-day Al these places considernhle
nyonerty damage was done. though no loss OF
life Ia reported. 49,,
IntGrsst centres here. where Sttie danger
4. Inroinent in the threatening rise OF the
ohio River, which riverrnen expect will go
over rho forty.eight foot stage. ri. Inches
higher than the Jannary stage The present
high stage OF tho Mississippi River makes
Inc outlook worne for towns Sclow hore.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26

Cincinnati. March 25.-It is reported
that the railroad embankment at
Cloves, seven miles below Cincinnati.
broke tonight, and that part of the
town is under fifteen feet of water.
The operator at Cleves said he dis
tinctly heard cries for help, but he
could not learn if there was any loss
damage.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
FLOODS AND FIRES
SPREAD DEATH
AND DESTRUCTION

down tonight and the
uon mere Is hourly growing
The bridges the scoo Street and State
flooding
OF Railroad
phone
property not loss of ife
The Scoo
Views
Side
in
ling the city fire
S on.
The people al
water they drinking until further
buildings
the food
and
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
Epns Arc pnisoned.

Columbus, Ga. March 25-Mrs. w.
w. Terrell. her three children and he.
cook are lying at the point OF death
as the result OF eating baIt\rcakes
This morning, made from eggs that
had been poisoned. The police are
investigating.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26

$4,000 was subscribed in less than an
hour late this afternoon.
The waters of Buckeye Lake. pleas
ure resort east OF this city, are rising
so rapidly that ii is believed the banks
Will have to be cut to save the thou
sands of acres of land In that section
Many cottages have been flooded, and
the residents arc all moving out.
If the banks are cut. ii means great
danger to Newark. as the South Fork
River receives all the overflow water
from the lake and flows in a narrow
valley to Newark.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26

Cincinnati, March 25A message
from Phoneton said that a report was
received there that the reservoir at
Hamilton broke at $40 o'clock to-
night and that 1000 persons werd
drowned
a newspaper man. who is n refugee
in the office OF the telephone company
In Hamilton. admitted this might be
true but that owing to darkness OF
the city he was unable to confirm 1t.
AT IL o'clock tonight the report that
1000 persons had been drowned a
Hamilton could not he confirmed. a
newspaper correspondent at Hamilton
stated that homes which would shelter
more than a thousand persons were
submerged, but nothing could be learn
ed of their fate until daylight.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
1000 Dend MT Hamilton.

sheriff. who insists 1t is true. 1t is
impossible to reach Celena.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-26
RICHMOND 191
Destruction Of Lite and Property by Floods Reaches Terrifying
THOUSANDS DRIVEN
FROM THEIR HOMES
CONTINUED from First Page.)

that sixty lives had been lost Practically the entire
to flee for their lives Many of the intrepid sought
refuge on the housetops.
Ats P M. young woman telephone operator at Day
ton in direct communication with Governor Cox at
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13
Rub PAINS From.
LAME BACK
RUB BACKACHE. AWAY WITH
SMALL TRIAL BOTTLE OF
OLD "ST. JACOBS OIL"

Back hurt you? Can't straightcn
up without feeling sudden pains,
sharp aches and twinges? Now lis
ten! That's lumbago. sciatica or
maybe from strain, and you'll get
blessed relief the moment you rub
your back with soothing, penetrat-
ing "St. Jacobs OIL" Nothing else
takes out soreness, lameness and
stiffness so quickly. You simply
rub it on and out comes the pain. 1t
is perfectly harmless and doesn't
burn or discolor the skin.
Timber up! Don't suffer! Get a
small trial bottle from any drug
store, and after using it just once,
you5ll forget that you ever had
backache, lumbagO or sciatica, be-
cause your back will never hurt or
cause any more misery. 1t never
disappoints and has been recon-
mended for 60 years.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13

Special 1917 discount on furniture
at j. II. Snider's Furniture Store. -
Adv.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13
FOREST NOTES.

There is flourishng forest school
in the Philippines, Snd' 2S men were
graduated with the class of 1913.
1t has been suggested that guayq.
can, a very hard wood of Central
America. may furnish shuttle blocks
to supplement dogwood and pers!m-
mon. now most used, and in danger
OF becoming exhausted.
The. so-cnllCd Scotch pine is the
principal tree in the rrussian for
csts. It's wood is much like that Of
the western yellow pine OF the Uni.
ted States.
IN general il may DE stated that
the most dangerous :Jrest fire pc
RODS in the west are in middle and
late summer; in the cast they are in
The spring and fall.
Under fOrcsc regulations in Colon.
hia, rubber gathcrCrS are required to
give the trees a rest period In tap
ping them for gum. The size, num-
her and location of the incisions are
regulated by law. in the United
States similar regulations are i'll
force in the tapping Of pines for tur-
pcntine on the Florida national for
est.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13
About the Nose.

1t is an ancient belief that the nose
indicates ancestry, says the current
Woman's World. We speak about
The aristocratic nose with its high
bridge, and the plebeian nose OF the
tOtler. Certainly in a great many
cases, race can be distinguished by
the nose. The Hebrew could hardly
be confused with the typical negro
nose. The highly arched nose is
supposed to indicate tendency to rule
and the flattencd nose shows ser
Witty.
There are several classes Of noses,
II We are to take The word Of phySI-
ognomists. The Roman nose indi-
Gates executive ability Its owner Is
the aggressive person. the con
Queror. Portraits show that the an
cient warriors had this type of nose.
The Romans were trained especially
for deeds of valor. Tile modern own
or of such a nose will achieve Sue
cess, I've IL leader, perhaps not lii I"
battle for blood, but In battle for
supremacy and success in business Or
professional life. The woman with
this nose may obtain social leader
ship If she chooses that rather than
some other line OF achievement.
The Grccian nose indicates re-
flnement. In that ancient country
refinement, artistic tastes and great
love of the beautiful were valued
rather than valor in war. The own
or of such a nose Is art loving and Is
successful in pursuit of things only
when they arc agreeable to her
tastes.
In opposition to this type OF nose
VIC End the snub nose, which shows
undevelopment. crudencss. 1t is the
nose of the child rather than Of the
developed man. When 1t is seen in
adults, we tipd the childlike mind ac-
companying it. The owner does not
Nch icVe great success, but is content
to keep on in his humble way. From
This class come the manual workers
who lay the foundation of the wealth
Of the world. Their work is neceS'
AIRY, but they cannot direct Others.
they follow where they are led or
driven. Theirs not to reason why,
theirs. but to do and die"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13
I.'airnlOnt.
Administrator Appointed.

W. NJ. Hess was named administers
tor Of the personal estate Of +. w
Sh0rtridgc. Bond of $25 given.
Deeds Filed.
Deeds were yesterday filed with
the county clerk for recording as fol-
lows:
Hugh Fl. Carr and wife to Logan
Carr, u is interest in Il parcel Of
land in the city of Fairm0nt; con
sidGration, 81 and other valuable
consideration.
EanieI p. Parrish to D. J. Tooth
man a parcel Of land on Plum Run III
Lincoln district; consideration, ST.
.S25.
Mary y. Duncan and husband 70
NJ. L. Floyd Il parcel OF land on Buff
fal0 creek in Warrington district
consideration 81 and other valuable
consideration.
NJ. a. Duncan and husband to Nj
+. Floyd a parcel Of land on Buffalo
creek: consideration. $25.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13
THE SPARROW AND THE SPOUT.

4 bloody, bIoomin' sparrow
Lived in bleedin spout;
There came a blOOmin', bloody ruin
And drove the beggar out!
The bloomin', bloodin sun came out
And dried the bloody rain.
And the bloody, bIOomin' Brighter
Went up the spout again!
Anonymous.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13
COURT NEWS.
Licenses Issued.

Marriage licenses were YESTERDAY
issued by the county clerk as fol-
lCWs::
William lIucy. "a, and IIarria
lIlbbs. 81, both Of MannintSm.
Harry Moran. &c, and Rosie Stan
ley, 90, both Of fairmont.
AAcl L. Anderson, -. and Janet
Stratiord II"rndon. 10. both OF
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13
There's a Reason.

There's Reason.
Said careless young lady named
Anna
When she stepped on an empty ban
ana,
Now. what do You see
That You stare so at me-"
And the bystandcr cried. "Hosan-
ma"
Here is another definition of an
cgoist,"
Lets have It."
AN cgoist is man who never
disappoints himself, no matter how
often he disappOints others"
And so you married a poor man
after all. What are you living in?"
~ little flat"
"And how do you find married
lifc?"
"a little flat"
DO any OF the good things you
hope for come to pass?"
They all come to pass, but they
come and pass 50 doggoned swift l
can't grab EN-"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13

40 Years
Used D. d. D.,
All Itching Gone !

THIS Is :hc actual experience Of Anne
C"Umnn. salt:a ltusa. Cal. with the won
dtrfuI u. y. y. prescriptions
-. -. u. Is the proven Eczema Cure
the mild wash That gives instant relief
In an forms Of skin trouble
LhaMSeS the skin of all impurities
washes away bl0tChcs and pimples,
leaving the skin as smooth and healthy
iS that az II child.
Get q soc bottle OF this wonderful
EcZ"mi Cure today and keep it in tho
house
We know that D. D. D. will do all that
Is ClaiMGi for 1t.
Mt. city Drug Co. and Hall Drug
w Va.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-13

DorCas-Y0u say the hcro was dis
appointed in love?
Dorothy-Yes. lie thought that
after marriage his fathCr-tn-law
would support him.
"My hands are dirtier than
your'n,"
well, your hands may be dirtier,
but you're two years older'n me-"
The Yale expositor., 1913-11-27
Poor Charities,

There are charity societies. as all
the world knows, that only give TO the
poor a quarter or half cent of every
dollar they take in, most of their sub
scriptions going for salaries to Off
GERS and investigators for expensive
rentals, etc.
Richard March, the charity expert
of Denver, Colo, was condemning
these charities He said:
"A mans wife shouted up to him
the other day:
Don't you think this blue over
coat with the strapped-in back is too
new and fashionable. George, to give
away?
Its the agent OF the Alpha lncor-
porated Charities that's at the door,
isn't it?'
"'Yes, dear
Then let the coat CO. said George
It'll be old enough and old-fashioned
enough before it gets to the poor dub
that is shivering for 1t now"