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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

Nothing recalls the mind OF the
married man to the joys of single life
so wildly as to find that the baby has
been eating crackers in bed.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

Even If the boast OF the Chinese
that China is overtal1ing the rest of
the world is justified, China need not
feel entitled to any sprinting medals
on that account.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

Some Of the popular magazines will
have to be printed year or two ahead
in order suitably to advertise the ad-
vanced styles in automobiles.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

The young woman who says she
prefers death to kiss can scarcely
qualify as an expert, since she admits
that she has tried neither
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

One Of the biggest questions con
fronting the hotel men of the country
is running a hostelry to suit every
patron.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

a Denver legislator proposes 10
compel surgeons to exhibit the al
legged diseased appendices they re-
move. and If there is nothing wrong
with any of them. send the experf.
menter to Jail The doctors regard
this as hostile legislation, calculated
to interfere with prosperity.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

Bricks are now being sent by par
eel post but this will not increase the
facilities of those people who are
fend of throwing them.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

China, It is now reported, is ,inf
to have an aeroplane feet for pQ
lice USE This will put the force in
the air.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

Next year the Tooth anniversary OF
the treaty of Client is to be celebrated
with five minutes of silence. Glorious
and uniquel
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

Bow-legged men have just cause to
be peeved over the report that fash.
Ion ordains men to wear garments of
clinging variety.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

Why do the advertisements for
southern resorts depict people sitting
ir perambulators? Is something the
matter with their legs?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

How much prettier a woman looks
when photographed in the act OF
skating than when committing golf!
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

A projectile has been invented in
Germany which will not only pierce a
war balloon but win actually set it
ablaze. high test for results.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

1ntimation that lion attempted to
eat up a moving picture actor sug.
gests the need of laws for the protec-
ton of cinematograph heroes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

Wives should take note of the fact
that il the operation of grating
dogs brain onto mans head proves
successful, they will have regular
Preside companions
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

A noted New York Physician advo.
Gates open air schools for all chill.
dren. Not a bad idea by any means.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

In an age Of artificial ice is it not
wasteful to keep on discovering
poles?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

A Brooklyn Judge ruled that a
broomstick is not deadly weapon.
An irate woman can WELD it just as
effectively as bludgeon. is the gen
eral belief
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

One of the new dances is called
the Jelly wabble" Perhaps you learn
1t out of the cook book.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

Seems as though nobody was to be
safe 1t is now proposed to take the
tariff off lemons.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

History has never recorded an in
stance where the world has failed to
mourn the loss of srave men.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

A good many women would rather
Join suffrage hike than wash dishes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

line The invention is a new application of prin-
ciples which have been employed for other pur
poses for many years.
N 1903 the cruiser Yankee hit the Hen and
Chickens reef, Just outside Of Newport Various
wellknown salvage companies tackled the wreck
but abandoned the work. declaring that il was
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-03-28

$ 1t possible to make ship unsink
able? At lesst, can't craft be made
far less likely 80 founder than under
present systems OF construction and
yet be fit for the service for which
she is designed? The sinking of the
Titanic brought these questions be-
/ fore the public some months ago
Since then the skill of one man has
developed a method which bids fair
to add greatly to the margin of safe
ty to any steel ship which may suf-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

both before and after the marriage to the
man OF her choice. Nor do l force my
sons. / simply suggest.
try to throw the two together as much
as possible 10 let them get thoroughly
acquainted. Unless there Is basis for
mutual attraction I cannot succeed. But
between good girl and good boy, any
of them, there is always basis. 1t needs
only to be built up and moulded.
You read in the Bible that so-and-so's
son married the maid servant, time and
again; and don't think we are any better
than they were then.
have always tried TO avoid interfering
with girls religious Beliefs all want
Is for her to be good and gentle and
capable. Even If, as my sons wife. she
does not have to work, can have servants
of her own, is that any reason why she
should not know how, or to understand
what 1t is to work? / think not
Most men have to work hard for their
money. Even when they make a great
deal they have to work hard for It. 1t
makes me sad and angry to see how many
flighty wives who wouldn't know how to
bake a loaf Of bread, squander their hus-
bands money. They are vampires. How
can woman know how to run a house
efficiently unless she has been trained
actually In 1t from top to bottom. When
a man learns to be an engineer he has to
go through every part OF engineering, from
the humblest drudgery up. After that he
knows. And SO 1t should be of wife,
and SO It will be of my sons wives if
can make 1t so. Lots OF men can make
money, but it takes good wife to save it,
believe there should be only one head
of the family, and that. of course. is the
husband. haven't any Of the new tangled
ideas about the rights of women and all
Of that Women have all the rights now
they can conveniently handle. My chief
right, as it should lie of all mothers, is to
be a good housewife and to train my chill
dren to be good and to see that they
marry the right persons.
Therefore, my husband Is the head of
the house, and what he says goes. 1 am
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

yances on the first three days OF
March. Sharp fluctuations will fol-
low the 7th, between which and the
llth there will be briskness and
confidence. Very erratic on the
12th, up in the forenoon. OF In the
p. RI. Very apparent manipulation
cn the 18th. operations chiefly pro-
fessional. with recessions OH the
13th. The ensuing week up 10 the
goth, and the last six days or rnc
month viii show advances IN ;he
general list.
March weather begins under a
Sun-Jupiter regime, bringing north
to northwest winds and plentiful
generation OF ozone. This promises
pleasantly for the inauguration
ceremonies. Precipitation around
the tin, with falling barometer.
rise in temperature and electric
and magnetic displays. Improved
weather conditions from the 9th to
18th. followed by unsettled aspects
that eliminate about the 18th. with
Venus afflicted by Saturn and caus-
ing rain. The 18th brings n clear
atmosphere, with wool-pack clouds
and vigorous winds on that and the
following day
The Moon eciipsed in perigee on
the 22d, coincldent with the Sun
crossing the line," will cause seis-
mic shocks and destructive tidal
waves. There will be fall OF tenn
perature, with storm formations In
the South and West parts of the
country, requiring from two to four
days for continental traE-it. Mari
ners should exercise unusual eau
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
at the Stars Predict for Next Month

ton between the 2lst and 23d. High
winds between the 27th and close
OF month will clear the atmosphere,
particularly on the 2Sth.
Matters will prosper greatly
through the benevolent Jupiter III
March for those born In the flrsr
week OF January, March or May, or
between the ith and Sth OF Septem-
Der or November Of any year. Their
business interests will be stimu-
lated and favors should be sougnc.
new enterprises set in motion, and
new friendships formed. March 2-3.
z, I2. 2o-2l and 90, Will be especially
good days fer these people
Disappointment, obstruction and
4 depleted vitality nre IN store next
month for those born between Feb
ruary II and 81. May 20 to 23,
August % 10 90. or November 2l to
"a, of any year, under Saturn In
fiuences, Deceit, secret enmity and
mental depression are Characters
tics Of this transit. and these people
are cautioned particularly against
March 6, IL. 20 and 60.
During March strange and une1-
pected happenings OF business and
social import Will befall those whose
birthdays fall near the gath OF
January or March, or near the 18th
OF July or October. They should
guard against intrigue. ambushes,
criticism, changes or journeys. THIS
is Neptunian influence and induces
to peculiar OF prophetic dreams,
subjective experiences, etc. The
July date, however, will bring pre-
fsrment or public notice.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
"My Servant Daughter-in-Law "
Bv Mrs. Louis J. Tichacek.

me that II girl Is a good servant she
ought to be good wife. secured a girl
In my house servants are not treated as
they are In the average home They are
made one Of the family. They eat at the
same table and have all the rights that
any child or other member Of the family
would have as long as they are worthy
I don't believe in hasty marriages, and
I have always tried to discourage elope-
ments. / think that boys and girls should
come to know each other thoroughly, and
by my system, and by having the girls
employed by me treated as members OF
the family, they do come to know each
other thoroughly
After a girl has worked in my house for
a year, and find that she is a good girl
and that she and one OF my sons are
really fitted for each other. l become a
matchmaker. ] do not force their incli-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

cations in the servant problem. The only
way we can test the value Of an idea
is to follow 1t to its logical conclusions.
The help wanted ads. Of that day will
all probably bear the pictures OF eligible
sons and daughters. They will read some
thing like this; Mother. with we'll trained.
eligible son desires the services Of first
class cook An excellent opportunity TO
exchange FIVE years OF service for perch
upon an old. respectable family tree" Or
like this: Wanted, a position as house
maid In family having a manageable
son; brunette with mustache preferred:
must have baritone voice"
The son Of any spirit will prob
ably elope with the first pretty girl OF his
own kind that comes handy. but the weak
kneed scion will accompany mamma to
the intelligence office TO be paraded be-
fore band OF critical help as bait for
cook, housemaid or whatever 10 Is that
mamma is most in need
Cook, permit me to present my eldest
con. Algernon. Algernon, this is the
young lady l hope 1 can prevail upon to
take charge OF my kitchen. Bless yous
my children"
to be sure, Hear mamma:
But really Miss Marie-Steifel I think
You said was your name? Oh. yes; GER
tainly I will always address you as Miss
Steiffel. My boy Alfred Is the most
charming young man. / know you will
like him better than the son at the last
place. You adore blondes-well, I'm sure
Alfred will bleach his hair for you He
has the sweetest disposition. / do hope
you will give us trial. Three years is
all the term Of probation I ask. And
Alfred's position is very secure one"
The Tichacek solves neither problem
1t only muddles both still more
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

M Tf system Of providing wives for my
M sons has so far worked out to the
Av4 satisfaction of all concerned.
Three Of my sons have married my scr
wants and they have as good wives as
can be found.
l have six more sons, and they Will
probably follow the steps Of their
Drothers- ] have daughter who can do
as she pleases in her marriage. | do not
apply my system so vigorously to girls.
They are different
When my eldest son began to grow to
marrlageable age, wondered how to pro-
vide him with a suitable wife. My sons
are not poor, nor are we, and my daugh-
ters-in'law would not have to work. but
1T seemed to me that girl who had
worked all her life, who could cook, bake,
sweep and look after house efficiently,
would make good wife, 1t occurred to
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
"She Only Complicates the Problem
By Eva Macdonald Valesh.

THE Tichacek experiment proves that
Mrs. Tichacek is either fifty thou
sand years behind her time or
twenty years ahead Of 1t. Whichever
way it Is. her theories, IL put into gen.
eral practice would only muddle the SER
want and mother-in-law problems even
more than they are muddled, instead of
solving them.
Back fifty thousand or hundred thou
sand years ago was the matriarchate,
when the women ruled everything, and
the men merely hung around and were
made as useful as possible in a more or
less limited way
Twenty years from now we're going to
have another matriarchate.
But In the meantime there are twenty
years more for us to live along in the way
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

IT. HE March lunation comes un-
der the reign OF Venus, with
that planet so placed as 10
favor international amity during
the coming month. and a foreign
negotiation will be pleasantly con
summated. Mercury in the western
angle gives unusual activity In dip.
loratic circles and is of beneficial
import 10 our Government. This
likewise denotes very windy Pc
riod atmospherlcally
4 more tranquil spirit will per-
wade the industrial world, and
amicable settlements will be made
in March Of issues between master
and man. Building and real estate
interests will be furthered and as
Congress will very likely be called
into session some special bills Of
this nature will be passed. The
Navy will benefit through liberal
appropriations.
Mars in March will threaten
theatres and schools with fire and
loss Of life. Neptune will afllict
executives in the Middle West, and
official corruption will be disclosed.
Death will be very active among
the aged. The health OF the ger-
eral public, however. Will be above
the normal.
A few CT the events foretold by
the stars for March days are as
fellows:
MARCH 3.--The money centres
VIII be very busy and to the bettsr-
ment of public utilities A transae-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

Is nllety-nine times
out of a hundred more than willing to
be friends She is older and more expe-
rienced and she knows the unimportance
OF most things. She is besides eager to
keep her boy or her girl close to her as
she can. and to do 1t she tries her best
TO be amiable, and lovable. But daugh-
ter"in-law or son-in-law are young. Each
OF them Is more or less fercely Jealous
and intolerant Of the pasts OF their mates.
And they resent in differing measures the
influence Of husbands mamma or T1fe's
mamma. They magnify everything and
they misconstrue nearly everything
Motber-n-law being only human, resents
this now and then and perhaps gives way
to her Indignation. Then the young thing
is terribly abused in her own mind. Walt
till she gets children OF her own and,
marries them off, then she'll see better.
But this is cross grained human nature,
and it can't be changed by the girl living
for years with her mother-in-law to be as
a servant They may for FIVE years
possess every virtue that sonny's mother
is looking for In his bride. may be sweet
as May morning and gentle as dead
lamb, and the minute she marries sonny,
10, the years are as though they never
nave been. Her point of view is changed,
you see Wasn't married-is married!
Between the two states is transition as
complete, as between the living and the
dead, no matter how many years girl
may have been living on with the family
she is going to marry into. Nothing is
so abrupt as the marriage state, no matter
how long we have prepared for it.
l shudder when ! think OF the compli-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

ton OF this nature will be material
ly fastened If not fully accom-
plished. Money rates will become
easier,
MARCH A railroad casualty Is
due on this or the following day.
An accident in Washington will
mar the inauguration festivities.
The embezzleIaent Of postal en-
ploye will be reported.
MARCH IA public institution
will benefit through gift CT legacy.
Important matters relating 10 docks
or wharfage will be adjusted.
MARCH Announcement OF
the engagement OF man and
woman prominent in society.
MARCH 12-15.-Crime rampant,
with women and children as the
victims. The death OF one promi-
nent In financial circles near the
18th. a scandal in high life will
also develop during this period.
MARCH 1S-22-Conflagrations in
school or theatre buildings. Strikes
Will threaten. but differences will
be adjusted after the 10Th. From
the 18th to the I'D there VIII pc
train Of astral disturbances, affect
ing economic problems as we'll as
the weather.
The last week OF the month Will
be under happier auspices. Bene-
fetal and important legislation may
be looked for, yet around the 25th-
29th very sharp criticism will be
kn1 at 1h
Many persons OF prominence will
die about the Goth.
The stock market will show ad-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

the thing to have. No man
worth his salt is without them.
And no man worth his salt will
let his mother or anyone else
choose n wife for him. / have
son and I would accept a Hot
tentot for a daughter-in-law "
he brought one to me, and l
would do my best not to let him
know ] did not much fancy Hot
tentots. | would at least admire
his independence and be glad OF
it-for Il man needs lighting
strength to make his way III
this world, and he can't be Il
fighter and a slave TO any one
at the same time.
Again, the mother-in-law prob
lem is not so much matter OF
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

his lieutenant, and what I say goes. too,
Of course, but l never come into conflict
with the head. His word is law and in
this way we have raised a family Of
good children. He agrees with me thor
oughly in my ideas.
The real cause Of the mother-in-law
problem is not the mother-in-law, but the
son or daughter By my system there is
no such thing as the comic paper mother
in-law. After girl has worked for me
five years and becomes the wife of one
OF my sons she grows to be a real daugh-
ter TO me. She comes to know me so we'll
that the little things that cause the usual
mother-in-law disharmonies are impossible
in my family.
have a friend with single child. who
says she would not know how to get along
if she had as many children as I have,
but / would not know how to get along
without them. My boys never were any
trouble to me. The high cost of living
never bothers us. You see, there are none
here but workers. Every one in our fam
daughters-in-law,
I have a great deal Of work, even with
nv maids, but my daughters-in-law all
help me from time to time when they can
be spared from their own homes. ! put
up forty bushels of tomatoes last year l
also made three barrels OF apple butter,
/ preserve enough spinach, okra, beans
and other vegetables every year to carry
us through the Winter My daughJers-in-
law always give me q couple OF days
during this period, and ] in turn help
them with their work We have lots of
fun working in this cooperative
plan and at the same time we
keep down the cost Of living
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

" e To UUIIEI NIIU luC
Tichacek way don't
help US.
In the first place,
the independence Of
spirit and free
dom OF choice in
all things Is the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
HOUSEWORK

n wife o tractor who
MI and s
sand
of
havebe in
with
n
she slip hin o hers
Federation Tchek
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

nations. II a
girl is in love
with some one
else, or falls
in love with
some one else,
] do all l can
to help her,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

fun working in this cooperative
plan, and at the same time we
keep down the cost Of living
by it,
The head Of the house, my
husband, looks after the busi-
ness fortunes Of the children,
Just as I look after their domes-
tic fortunes. 1t is the good old
way. learned 1t from the
Bible, and you cannot better
what is taught there
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the mother-in-law as
II is of the son-in-
law. or the daughter
ln-law. The ''m-ln-l"
The daily sentinel., 1913-09-30
L0EFFLER
WHERE EVEN THE DUM-
MIES ARE ALIVE.
Photo Collection
Sent to Stanley
Miller By Stone

c. Stanley Miller has Just received
by parcels post photo album con-
tanning 100 beautiful views of the
Grand canon of the Colorado from
Green River, Wyo.. to the California
coast, sent to him by Julius +. Stone,
president of the Seagrave Automobile
company. makers of fire fighting ap-
paratus trucks. Mr.. Stone met Mr..
Miller recently and too a great lilS-
ing to him and promised to send
him n bunch of the photos.
The trip was made by Mr.. Stone
with three other men last fall be-
tween September and November. The
trip cost them $4,000 and they COW
cred 400 miles. Each member of
the party had boat with all sorts of
special equipment but very light out
fits, and made the exciting trip under
all sorts of daring adventures. The
photos are very fine and have been
shown to The Sentinel today. Some
of them are simply astonishing in
beauty and uniqueness. Mr.. Miller
is very glad to have received the
priceless collection of pictures.
Mr.. Stone is man past middle
age. yet into all sorts of daring adj
ventures in the great out-of-doors
and only recently killed bear in
Utah for which hunters had looked
for months and for which large re-
ward was offered.