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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15
WE WANT THE LIsTTNG

WE WANT THE LISTING
Of room room and room bunga-
lows and cottages-one stOry-west of
Brown St. and from Montana St. north
as far as California, or River St have
customers for immediate sale in this
district
Austin & MARI.
800 San Antonio st. Phone 1850.
TWO REPUBLICS INVESTMENT co
41O-411 TRUST BUILDING.
FOR SALE.
Tract of land near Chihuahua Mex.
$4,000 acres, 10000 acres under irriga-
ton. fine farm and ranch proposition;
improvements alone cost 100000. Price
100000
other tracts in Mexico from 35c per
acre up.
Two fine ranches with cattle in
southern New Mexico. These are Al
proposition. other small ranches with
out stock.
one of the finest and best improved
farms at Stafford, Ariz.. l45 acres. 125
in cultivation: crops viii net $40 acre;
no better land. lots Of water to irri-
gate it. fine buildings 10 acres orch
ard. and all for 100000. $4,000 cash.
Other farms. mines, town property,
city property
SCRIP WANTED.
Land scrip wanted. State price. n
r.. Herald
GOOD GLASSES MADE GOOD
FL PasO Optical Coz
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15
Automobiles

FOR SALE passenger Marion auto
1912 model Phone 1910 or 60
FOR SALE-COmbinati auto. truck
and touring car can change bodies In
10 minutes: Sc II. p. Cheap for cash
or trade for inside city property. 315
Trust Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15

LIST YOUR PROPERTY
II you want to sell or
trade.
Alderete Bros.
Real Estate and Insurance,
Alderete Building.
lOS Mesa Ave. Phone 47A
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15
MAKERS o FGOOD GLASSES.
ri FasO OnffcaI Co. Inc
TULAROSA ST

First one to be paved. We have 3
beautiful terraced lots on corner. For
a Few days only this price OF $3.50 each
Austin & MARI.
SO4 San Antonio Phone Aa5O
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15
FOR SALE

At bargain. , heavy draft teams. in
fine condition
see Neff-StiIes Co.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15

$50 A LOT UNDER THE MARKET.
See this quick. 5 level lots on Bliss
ST, block of both cars $3.50 each
Austin 6 Mari,
5O4 san Antonio. Phone 1850
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15
DOGS For Sale

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UANTED-To buy a small fox terrier
dog. male or female- must be house
broke. Write 1S2. Herald.
FOR SALE-ThOrouGhbr English bull
terrier pups from first prize winners.
fO6 Texas
FOR SALE-Some thoroughbred Aire-
dale pups, subject to registration. APP
ply 90 or write c. f. White, Fabens,
Texas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15
For Sale Miscellaneous

PIANO FOR SALE-Big bargain, cash
, or terms. Address 100. care of Herald
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15
Too Late to Classify

LOTS IN EAST Ell PASO
have lots on car line on TularOsa
St. which must be sold at 25 percent
less than market price. If you mean
quick business address G. H. care Of
Herald
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15

WELL ORGANIZED and established
mercantile concern, comprising repre-
sentative business men. desire to in
corporate. and solicit more capital.
with every advantage for increased
success. close inspection desired from
interested persons who mean business
and are looking for d paying invest
ment- Address P. o. box 1877, city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15
For Sale Furniture

FOR SALE-Wire cots, leather couch.
Morris chair, brass bed. etc. Phone
1910. 110I = Bio Grande.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15

JUICY SNAPS-S375 for 10 rooms. new
furniture, rent $50: good location.
500 SWINGS 80 ROOM HOTEL OPP
Million Dollar hotel. bal. $500, at $50
month See this Snap.
ROOMS, CLOSE IN, Charming place
sacrifice for $3.50 Hurry.
shoe shining etc. The P. o. is Oppo-
site. only $500
BEST SALOON BARGAIN EVER offer
ed in FL PaSO.
Bailey Land Co. SOC Mesa.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15

$3.50 buys room bungalow. Only
$500. bal. S25 monthly
500 buys 5 room new pressed brick
bungalow. hardwood floors. builtin fea-
lures. sleeping porch $1,000. bal. $25
month
$500 buys 4 room bungalow. beamed
ceilings, builtin features Only $500,
bal S25 month
fun lots, Bliss St. 1915: good terms.
Group Of lots. Country club district,
worth $3.50 each. quick sale at $50
each. good terms.
For quick sale list your property
with US
Macon Realty co.
Phone 5519. 426 Mills Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15

SINGING CANARIES for sale from
SL25 up. 5O6~S. FL Paso.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15

For Sale Only abstract business in
SocOrrO county. the second largest
county in the United States. Owners
moving 10 California. Address
The SOcOrrO Title Abstract Co.
SOcOrrO, n. NJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-15
Business Chances

WANTED to hear from owner who has
good merchandise stock for sale. Box
303 Mckinney, Texas.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-16
, Brains Necessary
 To Teach a Dog
HUGH STEEL EXPLAINS TO CAP TAIN LINKS WHY HE FAILED
 IN THIS RESPECT.

To teach sa dog. brains are neces- sary.
 The fofegoing information was given grads in the editorial sanctum of the Bolster by Hugh Steel. He was tryink. to enlighten his friend, Captain links, on a subject most pain ful to the tonsorial authority. Both men had come to the editor of the Booster to settle dispute. The ed itor is authority for many things, but he draws the line on the kind of ca hines Hugh fiim-fiams his friends with
 Two weeks ago" began Captain links, T was struck with a fox ter Tier Steel had I wanted one like it. got it. too. for $35.00. The reason bought the dog was because the Sne Steel had would do tricks any owner would be proud of Steel told me the dog 1 bought was even better than the one he had
 Well, the dog is all that 1t is rep resented to be-" spoke up Hugh. q sold it and got my money, which, you
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Judge Archer Was
 Justified in This
TURNED THE "NEWS6OY KING" LOOSE.

For the seventeenth time in twenty. three days, T. H. Jackson, "The News. boy King" faced Police Judge Jack Archer. The police reporter for the Booster noted the look of concern on the defendants face The same old charge, exceeding the speed limit, had been entered
 Your honor" explained Jackson "i tried to warn the man but the horn wouldn't work"
 Then why did you not slacken speed rather than run him down ?' asked Judge Archer.
 A light seemed to dawn on the prisoners face.
 That's one on mel never thought of 1t" he said
 Who was the man?" queried the Judge
 "hr. Gebhart,'' replied Jackson
 The prisoner is discharged " promptly replied the judge.
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SAY THIS QUICKLY
GREAT MIND coNcENTRATOR WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER
 YOUR JOKES.

Some of the Elis were overheard to say they couldn't remember their jokes in the coming Minstrel show or where the respective gags" came in. The following is suggested for memorizing, and when you once know this by heart" and can say it quickly you won't need to worry about yoni jokes for you'll have no brain left: Betty Botter bought some butter, But" she said, this butter's bitter, If l put it in my batter,
 It will make my batter bitter
 But bit of better butter
 Will but make my batter better" So she bought bit O butter Better than the bitter butter
 And made her batter better. So twas better Betty Botter
 Bought bit of better butter
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-16
BIG k
 WEoyv

ENTIRE CITY uNlTEs IN PAYING TRs rAr'vEs IN GENERAL As seMaS
 ADjou RIVED
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will agree. is the main feature of a transaction Of this nature The Cap tain tried to train the dog He failed. You see. to make a dog do tricks. one must have as much sense as the dog. That, too is important. The Captain failed in training the dog. You can't blame the dog, eitehr. But here's the funny part. Captain links got disgusted and started to get ont re- plevin papers for his thirty-fve Swell chanee Do you know what happened? The negro porter got hold of that dog and in less than two days had the fox-terrier doing thirty five separate and distinct tricks, n Lew turn for every dollor links paid for the dog"
 This is a sad tale of a dog
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-16
Chief Instructs
 Local Policemen
VERY EMPHATIC REGARDING MEN WITH ARTILLERY AND BILE
 IN THEIR HEART.

The phone rang in the Boosters office. The editor answered It.
 Kin yez kom over t the office for a min't?"
 The Boosters police reporter heard the dialect and guessed the name oi the man on the wire.
 That's Chief of Police Leonard, he said. Shall get over there?'
 He was so instructed. The chief was informed the reporter was on his way. In few minutes the Booster representative was back at his desk
 Pretty good story over there" he said,
 What was it?'
 Chief Leonard called all the men together for instructions.
 Write it just as they were given the reporter was told. His story fol lows:
 Yer a fine loolSin' lot O bucks ain't yez? Now let me as yer Chafe tell yez-all where to head in. Whin yez see a man on the corner and ye2 know he's got his artillery on him and the man looks as if he's got gile and bile in his heart walk away iron the dangerous Hessian Give him time to cool aff, thin go nail him.
 'Ef he runs yez to the city limits go like ell all the way always kapir in the lead
 "Ef any one wants yez to make 2 pinch. call up the Mayor first and ask ef it's all right. We've got to be dou keerful of our friends. you know. Watch for poker and craps, espec tally among the nagers, but shet yei eyes and look across the street whif yez-all pass Coopers' livery stable Don't talk to newspaper guys They wouldn't print it right anyway
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-16

Doc" Barry got this tale from a beach guard at Atlantic City: A yves tern specimen who had never seen the ocean was standing on the beach and he asked. Say, mister, do you fel- lows sell this water in case the folks want to take a sea bath in their rooms?" l thought l would jolly him along. and told him it was fifteeV cents bucket, or two for a quarte3 He seemed to think that was too steTp and went away. When he came arofnd again II was low tide. "Thun4n?' said he, but you have sold a lot since morning, haven't you? Who'd have thunked it?'
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-16
Signs of the Times
 In Washington

There are some wondrous signs in Washington, D. C., and Walter Little sends in few from his observations.
 At a moving picture show: Young children must have parents"
 In barber shop During altera- tions, patrons will be shaved in the back"
 In a cleaning shop:-"We dye for others-why not let us dye for your
 In clothing store:-"These pants will look better on your legs than on our hands" Thanks. Walter.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-16

have an ache or pain when went there but that was nothing against the waters. l absorbed the sunshine, the scenery, the geniality and hospi- taltty of the people. From Hot Springs have come forth into the world again a grateful "opossumist"
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-16

Al. Reynolds, while motoring through rural scenes, saw this awe inspiring sign on pasture . fence: Any Man or Woman's COW caught straying in this pasture. will have his or her tail cut off. as the case may be" So. boss:
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-16

Collins Mir. Parrish my wife wans me to go shopping with her. May get off this afternoons Y Parrish Positively no! We are too bnsy and can't spare son.
 Collins Thank you: yoii ire vcrr kind. sir.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-31
INTERESTING GOLF NOTES
FROM THE LOCAL CLUBS

Probably the best golf news of the
year from local standpoint is that def
mite announcement can now be made that
HRrry Vardon and Edward Ray, the
British cracks, who are touring the
United States, and who came here for
the one purpose OF lifting the American
open championship and CARRYING the
trophy back to England, will appear in
Washington in a thirty -six-hole match
against George Sargent and Fred Nc
Ieod. While at Shawnee-on- the-Dela-
ware last week in the open tournament
Of the Shawnee Club. Sargent talked
with both Vardon and Ray and they
promised to give the local clubs a date.
probably about the middle Of October
Alexander Britton of the Chevy Chase
Club. who is handling the matter. ex-
poets to write Immediately for a definite
TO stage the event The plans as first
published iii The Star will be adhered to.
The men will play single match at
thirty-six holes. eighteen holes to be
played over the Columbia Country Club s
links and another eighteen over the
men We're scheduled to return to the
home country" October 1. but because
of the great demands made upon them
for matches they have decided to stay
over on this side of the big pond an
other month and will leave here Novem-
Der J. An idea as to how lucky Wash
ington is 10 be able TO land the visitors
II is learned that they turned down no
less than twelve offers for matches for
last week alone. They have, by the
way, raised their prices, and are now
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-31
BEST ANA EUR NINE, WHICH WILL
PLAY RICHMOND FOR THE SOUTHERN CHAMPIONSHIP

straight wins went to the credit of the
Trust Company. and the championship
of the District was won.
1t has been given as an opinion that
the team has been and is being run as
method Of advertisement for the
American Security and Trust Company.
Nothing could be farther from the real
fact. The bank does not contribute one
cent toward its support. and every dol
lar spent during the year is result of
personal donation. To Howard S. Rec
side should go the greatest part of the
credit for the handling of the nine. He
personally foOtS the great majority OF
the bills contracted. and he does it sim
ply because of his personal interest in
base ball and the boys. especially the
boys. But it would be mighty hard
matter to decide to which he is the most
attached. although the fact that he
would rather sit on a plank propped up
against a fence and watch Naveriy
and the Bank teams play than occupy
chair in the grandstand at American
League park when the worlds cham
pions or the Athletics We're performing
there would rather incline one to think
that the boys get the greater part of
his attention.
While men of the caliber of Mr.. Rec
side rarely care to have their names
appear too lavishly in the newspapers,
it is not amiss TO say something of him
personally i'll this onnectlon. Every year
Mr.. ReeSide spends six or seven hum
dred dollars from his personal funds in
supporting the team.
He does it not for advertising purposes.
not for the purpose of watching good
base ball. not for any motive other than
that of his interest and desire to advance
the objects OF amateur base ball. which
he looks upon as the cleanest of sports.
and of the natural and splendid concern
he takes in boys and boys sports gener-
ally. The character OF the man is shown
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-31
BY II. C. BYRD.

Tomorrow the first games of the series
for the amateur base ball championship
of the south will be played. Two teams.
one having won undisputed recognition
as the strongest that the capital of the
nation affords and the other heralded as
the most powerful combination ever got
ten together in the city which used to be
the center of great confederation of
states. will begin their struggle for the
highest honor that can come to an ANA
tcur base ball team.
Though the lads from Dixie are COM
ing to Washington with a splendid record
:ts proof of the prowess they have been
reputed to possess. they Will meet a
team worthy of their greatest efforts.
The nine that will do battle against the
southerners in an effort to hold the
championship in this city is one of the
strongest possibly the strongest. teams
that have ever played a season in anna
teur base ball. Individually and collec
lively, there is not a doubt that the men
" no represent the American Security and
Trust Company tomorrow are as repre-
sentative an aggregation as could De Sc
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up. The handicaps started them on an
equal footing and the match remained
about that way throughout the entire
eighteen holes. neither being more than
up. Langley taking the lead toward the
end of the match and holding on to ii I'M
til the finish.
The other matches We're not so good,
the scores of all three being rather one
sided. Edward Harden was compelled to
start Representative w F.. Ogiesby, up
In the first sixteen. but he was not at MS
best and was badly beaten, the match
ending at the thirteenth hole with MIN
down.
Eddie Brooke made his debut as MEM
her of the Columbia Club by winning In
the second sixteen, s. p Thompson being
his opponent. Brooke started Thompson
5 up but had no trouble catching him
and winning out on the sixteenth. He Is
now at his best and made several sensa-
tional shots by running down long puts
A. G. Buhrman was way off his game
and lost to Orville Drown. who played
him just about even and who did not need
the five-hole handicap allowance given
him in the fourth sixteen.
The qualification round of the Septem-
Der tournament closes today and draw
ings will be made and play started on the
first round tomorrow.
The summaries for yesterday follow:
First sixteen, final round-w r. Oglesby tif-
TEEN defeated Edward Harlan CfOurteenD, up
and 5 to play.
defeated s. T.. Thompson sixteen. up and
Third sixteen. final round-C +. Langley
,ffteen) defeated II. l.. West mfteen,. up.
Fourth sixteen, final round Orviile Drown
Z; wenty four, defeated 4. q. Buhrmsn -four
teeuJ, 4 ZIP ard :; 10 play.
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demanding 5000 apiece instead OF $50
for their appearance, but this apparently
has made little difference, as they are
receiving offers much faster than they
can I'LL them and are turning them
down from clubs all over the country.
DR.. Thomas j. w. Brown Of Bannock-
burn and Morven Thompson of Chevy
Chase, chairman of the green commit
tees at their respective clubs. are now
out of town for a short vacation. Alex
ander Britton is acting as chairman OF
this important committee at Chevy Chase.
while DIR. Brawner is doing the honors
at Bannockburn.
George p. James of the Columbia
Country Club left town Wednesday after
noon for a three-week vacation at Great
Rosseau, Ontario, Canada. He took his
clubs with him and expects to play all
Of the time on the Royal Muskoka links.
His departure leaves Harold Z. Doyle
as the only remaining member OF the
green committee. as DIR. Walter Harlan
and Alpheus Winter are already away.
Walter Harban's entry in the Ameri-
can amateur championships which will
be played. starting tomorrow. over the
Island. n. Y. was made for two pur-
poses. The first is. Of course. that he
wants to compete in the event and to
witness it after he has been eliminated
which he expects to be in the early
stages. The second is that he expects
to invite and get acceptances Of many
of the well known golfers to compeea,
In Columbia's tournament. which will be
held in October. Already Jerome Trav-
ers the national champion, and Walter
j. Travis have promised to compete. and
these two entries in themselves are
enough to assure the success of the
tournament. Columbia expects to make
| this years event it's banner one and
the doctor will be much disappointed
| If he does not come back with the prom
| Uses of at least eight more players of
national prominence Ii Travers COM
petes in this tournament it will be his
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-31
way after overrunning first. provided he
| shows no intent to advance to second.

way after overrunning first. provided he
shows no intent to advance to second.
Sporting Editor Star:
Please publish in your Sunday pink
sheet whether the ST. Louis team of the
American League ever won the champion
ship and in what year. G. ii. G.
st. Louis has never won an American
League pennant
Sporting Editor Star:
Two men out, man on third. two
strikes on batter. Pitcher in box, facing
batter. Man on third starts to steal
home. Has the pitcher the right to
step out of the box and throw to the
catcher? If he has, is the batter obliged
to step out of the batter's box?
W. G. S.
There isn't any box" for the pitcher
to stand in or step out of. but If the
pitcher was on the slab, ready to de-
liver the ball. he would be making a
balk If he Stepped on in throwing the
ball If he waited until he was clearly
off the slab before making any motion
to throw, the runner would be likely
to beat the ball to the plate. In such
cases it is the proper thing to pitch the
ball low and wide to catch the runner.
The batter could not strike at ball
thrown by the pitcher while off the
slab without interference, but could try
to hit a pitched ball, of course.
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has been used almost everywhere at diff
ferent times. He learned his base ball
in Washington on the lots with the other
amateur clubs. and has held position
with the American Security and Trust
Company for some time.
Holden and Murphy-theSe two go to-
gether because they are left-handers-
have not been worked as regularly as the
other men, but they have delivered on
more than one occasion Murphy is a
Montgomery county boy and started play
ing ball with the Washington Grove team.
Holden started at Western High anG
later went to Lafayette, where he is now
student. l-ooms. who pitched Il no.
MT game on his first appearance in the
Capital City League. looked as though
he was going to be mainstay. but lie
developed Il kink in his arm and has
never been able to pitch satisfactorily
since the middle of the season. He is
another former Western High lad and is
now student at the Maryland Agri-
cultural College. He was a freshman
last year and did good work in the box
1t is noteworthy that he has yet to lose
game this year.
Zachary, the best catcher in the city
got his first experience at Rock Hill Col
lege. lie left there, though, and entered
catholic University. With the Catholic
nlversity nine he has played about
every position on the team, with the eN-
ception of the pitchers. His work has
been consistently good. He also will be
a captain next spring. he has been
chosen to till the position at the Brook
land institution. He has been a mem
Der of the Bankers team two years. and
too much commentators notice could not
be given him. This will be his last year
at Z. :, and he can make good in any
minor league if he wants to take the
chance in professional ball
Mcdonald Well Fitted for Captaincy.
Captain and manager of the team.
Mike Mcdonald, stands out as being eN-
cellentiv fitted for his nlace. 4 better
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that of any mai on the team and he WAS
rated as the best hitter. He will return 70
Lafayette this fall as the president OF his
class.
Morris went To the Maryland Asricul-
tural College last fall and was also
freshman. He made good in three
branches of sports and did some mighty
clever work in all. lie was the mainstay
of the foot bali team. and his play was
recognized To the extent that he WAS
chosen to captain the eleven this fat.
He played outfield and first base at NJ.
\. c. Morris and Myers were both mem
bers OF the championship Pepco nine last
summer.
Boykin is another member of the team
who has played nearly all his base bail
for the Bankers. He went To that club
when il Was first organized. and las
since been consistent performer. III.
is one of the cleverest outtielders in tie
city.
Marty" West has been a fixture WITH
the Bankers for a long time He has
not done "A great deal of catching this
year simply because he has been physi-
cally unfit during the greater part OF
the time. At times he has gone out with
the team when he was advised to go to
bed by doctor. Had .chills and fever