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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-03-27
Mo Kick comino.

'tKow did her father receive your
request for her hand?"
ooh, had no kick coming"
Looked on your suit with favor,
eh?"
mo, but he had bad case of the
govt"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-03-27

Twenty-seyeu years of experience in
the wall paper apdpaint business gives
us expert knowledge of all that per
tains 70 same. Advice free for the
asking at De9srge $. adym27
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-03-27
Mise.

Carl have to warn my chauffeur
continually to keep down his speed.
Barr-Afraid Of breaking the law,
Ell?
Carr-The law be blowed! AfrsE
Of his breaking my precious head.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-03-27
OFFICIAL NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given to all per-
sons serving on the election board in
the different precincts and wards.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR A
LIQUOR LICENSE

Notice is hereby given to the citizens
of the City Of Gary. Lake County, In
diana, that the undersigned, Gustave
Elser, is a male inhabitant and resi-
dent of the City of Gary. Calumet
Township, Lake County and state of
Indiana, and is over the age of twenty
one years and has resided in the State
of Indiana for more than one year and
in the City of Gary, Lake County, In
diana, for more than six months prior
to the date of this notice. And that
he is qualified voter; that he is a
citizen of the United States of America,
is a man of good moral character and
a fit person to be entrusted with the
sale of Intoxicating liquors: that he
| will apply to the Board of County
Commissioners at Crows Point Lake
| County. Indiana, on the first Monday in
April the same being the 7th day OF
/ April, 1918, for license to retail in.
| toxicating, spurious, vinous and mall
| liquors in less quantities than five gal.
Ions at a time and permit the same t.
be drank upon the premises wher,
| sold.
The precise location where LIQUOR
are to be sold by the provisions of tn
license to be renewed Is as follows:
| The ground floor room of the two
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

NOTICE OF THE APPLICATION FOR
THE PURCHASE OF LIQUOR IL
CENSE.
Notice is hereby given to the citi-
zens of the City of Gary, Lake County.
Indiana. that the undersigned person,
la male inhabitant and resident of the
City of Gary, said County and State,
is over the age of twenty-one years
and has resided in the State of Indiana
! for more than one year and in the City
of Gary for more than six months prior
to the date of this notice, and that he
| is qualified voter. and that he is a
citizen of the United States of America,
he is man of good moral character
and a fit person to be Entrusted with
| the sale of intoxicating liquors, that
| he will apply to the Board of County
| Commissioners of Lake County, Indi-
ana, on the first Monday of April. 1913.
being April I. 1918, for permission and
| authority to purchase and have trans
| ferred to him the retail liquor license
to sell Intoxicating liquors. granted by
/ said Board at it's May, 1912, session. on
/ the 9Th day of May, 1872 to John Mol
! mar at the following described prem
/ ises, to-wit:
/ The front room on the ground floor
| of the two-story frame building known
| as No. 1916 Adams street, City of Gary,
| Lake County. Indiana, said building
being located on lot s, in block 2, of
the Chicago Tolleston Land and In
yestment Companys Fifth addition ito
Tolleston. Said room is SO feet by %
feet by IL feet and faces east on Ad-
ans street. public highway of said
City. with plate glass front, side and
rear doors which can be securely lock-
ed and fastened.
= signed JACOB NYEMICK.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

story frame building located on lot 10.
block /, of the original Town of Toll
lesion. now in the City of Gary. Lake
County, Indiana. The room where said
liquors are to be sold and drunk is a
room 10 feet long by 30 feet wide and
fronts on Tenth street, a public street
in said City. Said room has front and
rear entrance and all of the inside of
said room can be seen from the high
way.
GUSTAvE ELSER.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
IT CLOSED BIG DEAL.

You can say for me that the
pulling power of THE TIMES as
an advertising medium is unex-
celled," said Frank ]. Wachewicz.
SIT State Line ST., when he settled
for a little real estate advertise
ment that he had inserted for two
nights.
On the strength of it, he turned
five thousand dollar deal, acting
as an agent for Frank E. Stake
miller to sell the latter's two story
fiat building on Condit street.
Henry Seeker of ST. John was the
purchaser.
Mr.. Wachewicz has more than
six hundred pieces of property
listed in Hammond and West
Hammond, both vacant and i'm
proved.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
Real Es7A1E BARGAINS

EOR SALE-Two story
two-fat brick building on
Calumet ave. Price very rea-
|sonable. Terms easy. Don t
miss this bargain if you
want an investment that
will double it's value in a few
years. Phone 1121R. Call at
8 a. M. or after 8 p. m.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

FOR RENTAL once. furnished house,
So. Holman ST.; modern convent
ences- Apply Hammond Savings g.
Trust Co.. Hammond. 1Stf
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

WANTED-Room and breakfast within
blocks of the courthouse. Apply
r T Times, Hammond. f9-4
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
FOB RENT.

FOR RENT-Two very desirable rooms
in Homewood; half block from park
and country club. Phone Grow.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
NOTICE TO
TIMES READERS

NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.
Readers of the following advertise.
ments who wish to communicate with
advertisers whose identity is not re-
veaied, should follow the instructions
90 address them by the key letter CIV
en-. Requests at this office to reveal
the identity of anonymous advertisers
can not, in Justice to the advertisers.
be answered. Simply follow tnssruc-
tons.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
WANTED TO RENT.

WANTED-A four or five-room house
or fiat in a desirable location in East
Chicago. Address F. z. Schock, 3413
Michigan ave, Indiana Harbor.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
MONEY TO LOAN
LEGAL NOTICE.

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION
In the Matter of the Estate of Apoiy-
nary Samiewski, Deceased. No. 1867.
Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned has been appointed admin
istrator of said Estate. by the Judge
of the Lake Circuit Court
Said Estate is supposed to be solvent.
FRANK BORMANN
Admins TRAITOR.
Dated Feb. II, 1913.
E. Miles Norton.
Atty for Adm.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

WANTED-Washing to take home.
Rear 627 Indiana blvd, Whiting. Ind.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-A sum of money between Lion
Store barn and State and Holman
Return to 80 Gostlin ST, Ham
mond 20-2
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

SCAVENGER-Fran Mueha, Mgr of
the Hammond Scavenger Co, 1904
Columbia ave. Phone 493 Hammond.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

FOR SALE-Specia1 offer: From now
until Easter with every felt mattress
sold we will give a beautiful center
table or dresser scarf absolutely free.
Leave your order now and secure this
bargain. Every mattress guaranteed or
your money refunded. Yours for busi-
ness. Hammond Furniture Co., ]. Ar
kin. Mgr, 242 E. State ST., Hammond.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
MISCELLANEOUS.

WANTED--Tfres and tubes to repair;
all work guaranteed: highest prices
paid for old castings and tubes J. G.
Van Der Veer. So Muenich court, Ham
mond. 20-6
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

FOR RENT--A store room: suitable To-
cation for 1unchroom and restaurant
402-119th St, Whiting.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21
CHICAGO OIL MARKET

Chicago-Tureptine &c lower. Lin
seeds easy Wholesale prices for car
bon and other oils were as follows:
Standard white( $50 test, 10Ac: per-
lection. 1011c; headlight, IT'S test, 12c;
eocene. 121ac, gasoline, Ice: machine
gasoline. &c; special naphtha. 1sc,
raw linseed. single brls, 47c; boiled do,
4sc; tureptine. Ate; summer black oil.
71hc: winter black oil, sac. These
quotations apply to brl lots (. o. b.
Chicago.
TIMES WANT ADS ARE FOR
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

As far as It is possible 1t IL ADVISED
that all classified ads should either De
mailed or sent to the office. The Times
will not be responsible for errors In
ads taken over the telephone.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

FOR RENI-Upper fiat: s54 So. Hob
man ST.; Z rooms and bath. Apply
Times office. Hammond. SIT
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

Condit ST., Hammond. w. c. Harrison,
courthouse. 1873
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

FOR RENT-Modern, clean rooms in
Griswold building for two gentle
men. $50 Sohl St, Hammond.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

WANTED-A girl for general house
work; good wages. $40 Conkey ave-,
Hammond. 1876
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

WANTED-A strong girl 1873 Plum
mer ave-, Hammond. 1S-tf
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

WANTED-25 girls at once.
Goshen Shirt Mfg. Co., 1O5
Condit ST., Hammond.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-21

TIMES WANT ADS
SERvICE-TO YOUH
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
VELVET A POPULAR MATERIAL
Ono Recommendation Is That It
Lends Itself to Great Dea!
OF Variety.

The velvet suit is the most conven-
TENT costume Of the moment, for it
may be built on either plain or SIM
pie lines, and 1t may allow itself a
good deal Of variety Midway between
these two styles may be indicated
the suit which has fairly long coat
deliberately cut away In order to make
the most Of a stylish vest. Striped vel
vet, which rather resembles corduroy
in appearance. is favored among ma
terials for the more dressy type of cos
tune, such as one Of gray striped vel-
vet made with a fairly long coat fas-
tened In semi-Russian fashion at one
side, with close row of crystal hut
tons stained with black. The revers
and collar are Of velvet. the collar be-
ing faced with crimson and bordered
with black satin. Such a coat has as
a noticeable detail long and narrow
sleeves closely buttoned on the arm.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
Daddy sBedtilae
c, Clever Major
DlOI Y - Waits on His
Kind Mistress

Y<E clock
u You ought to let or for evening grmhled
he laid as
Ah cant
Well said daddy
nice little
Just When
deed dear MISTRESS understand quite well what saying
In
teresing things should
Just
has trained Major fetch
dog, often
one thing that he fond of doing fetch
when
she puts her slippers she going with him
when he
slowly and bringing them down them
doGgie
wish that he could hide those old street
find them
when he is left alone Major sometimes reckless
cushion Kitchen to
the paro chairs though they
they often look
There is chair In particular that stands just
Sometimes Major will stand and look longgy
Il naughty he does
However when his mistress Major whether
he then he climbs
Just the dog hears his
locked he is waiting inside ready to give her welcome
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
EFFICIENT
HOUSEKEEPING
The Servant Question
BY HENRIETTA d. GRAUEL
domestic Science Lecturer)

California that
she might Chinese thought she would then be
kerchiefs
scolded would obliged girls
all claim
deadly
the they consider mistress should be
belongings which excite
their valuable ideas
Grechens, Dinahs
endure
question formerly
realizing while
training schools through
like hotel
but trained cost of and time
Associations throughout
excellent
their employers usually their cooking classes
maid" hiring
promising maid the good investment
ability 1t
divine
authority but tells
be intimately life
quality be desired in help than this.
Patience the mistress will often a
awkward dull the valuable The
hardest both and employer Even months
enough the
the family their
the
qualities likes well
makes her mind keep her least months that
remember; said polite
than l myself
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
MANY GOOD WINTER SALADS
Not Available, Numerous SubstI-
tutcs May Be Found.

Salads should always form an i'm
portant part of the family bill OF fare.
in winter as well as summer. or
course, In summer the fresh, crisp
vegetables which are best for salads
are more easily obtainable. But there
Is one good old standby we have with
US always, and that Is cabbage. Cab
bage salad in the form of cold slaw
can be eaten by almost any one, and
is easily digested, IL carefully made
The cabbage should, first OF all, be
crisp and cold then it should be fine
ly shredded and dressed with plain.
mild dressing.
Cooked vegetables also make accept
able salads, especially when used in
combination with raw ones like celery
or lettuce. Vegetables left over from
the preceding meal, as string beans.
peas. tomatoes, beets. etc. are deli
cious in salads. when carefully pre-
pared.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
Is>sAG-~ ZA~,<sexN-.
German Dishes.

Here is a cheap and good German
dish: Get two flanks of lamb for
about Is cents, put on to boil, and
add two quarts of string beans and
about four good sized carrots. An
onion may be added. Cook 80 as not
to have too much juice, and when
done rut a piece Of butter In spider
and brown a heaping tablespoon OF
flour. Add this to your stew and you
will see what nice cheap dinner
you have Season to taste. pinch
of thyme added is nice II one likes 1t.
Here are two more German Ideas:
When cooking butter beans or cab
bage pour of water when soft and
add sugar and vinegar to taste. also
use the Drowned flour. Try these with
roast pork and see how nice they
are.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
"a PAGE F0p THE Women FOLKSpB
HND|
HONE TALKS
Romance That Is Not Romantic
d ~ Pa "a PA
d DOHD

TALL athletic
his
He public n
I'll Of
stories of Western life
oneof of
sadfaced though
grlih
And in the lives of these
of the
Life be flowing along eney
pleading
though he had husk strictly
10 thrilling
teachehad
with him the Western life, owingly depicted
hardships
all kinds
most of the living as waitress in resort hotel
there nothing but barrenness and hardships
What had brought about the change?
reading books of life perhaps
education failed had
understanding real She clothed
that had all sembance
being
the capvad
threwa aside he the imitation
reading be her
that lasts7
schoo
experience
esrning whose is often only sorrow?
Ba>~Iasa> /3~7~<.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
PRETTY CASE FOR RIBBONS
Simple in Design and May Be Made
From Remnant at Compare
lively No Expense.

An attractive case for holding rib
bon is made OF an odd-length of silk
or satin or strip OF ribbon. A piece
Of material. flo sred silk or ribbon.
IL inches long by 8 inches wide: a
skein Of white silk. yard OF white
ribbon one-quarter inch wide, and 12
yards OF narrow ribbon suitable for
drawing through underclothing are re-
CURED.
Basic narrow hem around the ma
terial and fold over the lower edge to
withiA one and one-half inches Of the
top. Featherstitch the hem and di-
'Zdo the turned-up portion into four
V.',;-l sections with the white silk.
From plr.in white cardboard cut four
pieces to 1T the sections of the ribbon
sase. Over these wind the ribbon and
sl.p each into its particular section.
Fold over the case and tie together
with the white ribbon.
To make the case more useful. at
tach bodkin and small pair OF scis-
sorns to the upper corner with more
white ribbon
II you pref~r-to decorate the outside
svabroider the word Ribbons" in
white silk diagonally across the front.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17

WITH rOUR-PIECR SKIRT, III OR
Low SHIELD. LONG. THRGIl-s. oARTER
OR SHORT SLEEVES.
The demand for new frocks is iiever-
ceasing one for small girla and every
pretty model is sure to find welcome.
The one illustrated combines a number
of smart and attractive features. Sailor
collars are always becon . to little
girls and the long trimming straps on
the waist give most becoming lines. The
skirt is cut in four pieces and the waist
is a simple one with sleeves sewed to the
arnholes, and the two are joined at the
waist line by means of a belt and are
closed together at the center front. The
shield can be made low or high with a
standing collar and the sleeves can be made
In three-quarter length or extended to the
wrists The long sleeves are laid in double
box plaits at the wrist. Here the material
is checked novelty goods combined with
white and with braid. but it would be
pretty made OF blue serge with collar OF
white or, for more dressy frock, of white
serge with collar Of blue or of white.
Linen and pique, too, are admirably
adapted to the design. The frock can
be worn with belt of the material or
with one of patent leather, as preferred.
For the 8-year size the dress will require
412 yards AZ. 3A yards SO, or 7H yards
a. inches wide. with u yard AZ inches
wide for the collar and shield. and 5X
yards of braid.
The pattern No. 1863 is cut in sizes
Tor girls from 6 to 10 years OF age. 1t
will be mailed to any address by the
Fashion Department Of this paper, on
re,.eipt Of ten centa
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
SPflNG SUITS OF HEAVY SILK
For Ores.y Gowns sroeade SILK VIII
Ee Combined With Material
Of More Piainneas.

Heavy are among the most tempt
Ing offerings in this season of partic-
ularly alluring fabrics. The heavy ius-
trous failles, ottomans, bengalines.
poplins and Bedford cords, In rich and
beautiful colorings, promise far
greater variety than was possible last
spring with its monotonous black.
blue or taupe satin suit, repeated in
wearying sameness. Another novelty
which, 1t has been predicted, would
appear at the Paris openings is ailk
covert cloth.
For still more dressy gowns the
brocaded silks will be used. especially
In combination with plain silks of the
same shade. Brocaded silk wraps will
be found with plain one-piece dresses.
A plain charmeuse costume, in l. shade
between tan and yellow, has a loose,
medium length coat of brocade. Pop
Inns on which self-toned satin bro
cado appears are used in combination
with plain poplins Of the same shade.
Plain and Dloire poplin are also COM
bined.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
APPETlZiNG DISHES.

The following are something little
unusual, and will be found also very
palatable:
Apple and Celery AppetIxer.-Take
equal parts of celery nd .pple cut in
small pieces. To this id about as
much more picked beets, also finely
cut, small quantity Of chtlipepper. a
very little minced onion, all well
mixed with French dressing Serve
on lettuce leaves, leaf to portion.
containing about a tablespoonful Of
the mixture. After arranging, sprinkle
each portion with finely minced pars-
ley.
Serve breadsticks or unsweetened
bread with this salad.
Beef Olves.--Cut thin slices from
cold roast beef. chop the trimmings
and fat, allowing a tablespoonful of
season highly with salt, pepper and
herbs, and mix with fourth az much
cracked crumbs as meat.
Add -four to the fat in the pan and
when brown pour on pint OF boiling
water. Season with salt and pepper.
and pour over the meat, which has
been spread with mixture, rolled up
and allowed to simmer for an hour or
until they are tender.
Lettuce and Egg Sa!ad.-Cook as
many eggs as needed, cut across, re-
move the yolk and cut small slice
from the end to allow it to stand; put
a leaf Of lettuce to each plate, crumble
over 1t q little cream cheese. Two
small ones will be sufficient for sever
al plates. Sprinkle over this the yolk
of egg put through the ricer or a
sieve. then stand the egg white On
each and fill the little cup with may
onnaise dressing.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
Skeleton Apple PIE.

Take an agate pie plate. not too
deep, end rub 1t over with butter
Then cut up apples same as for any
pie and lay them in uniformly. cover
with light brown sugar and a little
nutmeg. also bits of butter or not.
just as you choose, cover with an or.
dinary pie crust and tuck the edges
under and bake. When done, take
large plate and turn the pie in, apple
side up. then serve with whipped
cream, or make a sauce.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
Bead Embroldery,

The woman who can master the art
of fastening colored beads in position
to form towers or conventional fig
ures can give her summer wardrobe
q touch of smartness. Bead embroid-
cry is used on dark silk street cos
tunes to decorate girdles. sash ends.
skirt panels, collars, vests and cuffs
1t is also used on chiffon and net
tunics for evening frocks. A band OF
bead embroidery about the bottom
edge Of a net tunic gives it weight
which insures artistic lines.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
Good Tea Cake.

A delicious cup cake to serve with
afternoon tea or with the frozen des-
ser' Is this: Beat up two eggs very
slightly and add a cupful of brown
sugar, half a cupful of -four mixed
with q quarter OF teaspoonful of
baking powder. third of a teaspoonful
of salt, and cupful of pecan nuts
cut into small pieces. Fill small but
tered patty pans two-thirds full ard
place in a moderate oven for quar-
ter of an hour. This will make fifteen
cakes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
ScoU&e.

Pare and slice very thin several raw
potatoes. Slice thin cold roast beef
and Spanish or large onions. In the
bottom of large baking dish put first
layer of potatoes, then layer OF
meat, then layer OF onions. Again
alternate until pan Is full Add plenty
OF salt and pepper tween the lay
ers. Fill the pan half full Of water.
adding any left over gravy that may
be at hand. Sprinkle -four over the
top and bake until potatoes are soft
all the way through and brown on top.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17

One cup of sugar. piece OF butter
size of an egg. two eggs well beaten
IN a cup, then I'LL cup with milk. two
cups OF -four and two teaspoons OF
baking powder. Bake In four lay
ers.
Filling for cake: Grated rind and
3uice Of one lemon, one egg. one cup
of sugar. Steam oyer boiling water
until thick. Stir while steaming. then
snraad the LAYERS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
Need Much Heat.

In cooking meat and game It is we'll
to remember that the most Intense
heat Is required in the oven. Next to
meat comes pastry, when the oven
should be as hot as can be for the
first ten minutes, then cool the fire
80 as to reduce the heat
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
Touch Of Whl.s at tha Neck.

No matter what color ones gown
Is, 1t Is always advisable to have 4
touch OF white ut the neck. whether
1t be g high or a rundown collar. for
there are very few women who look
we'll with q dark color against the
face.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17
A street gown of old rose broad.
cloth, with sleeveless Jacket, Russian
blouse atyIe, Of striped velvet trimmed
with fur.
Quick Biscuit.

One pint OF -four. one heaping ta-
blespoon of shortening, one saltspoon
OF salt, two teaspoons Of baking pow
der, one cup of milk. beat well and
bake In q hot oven.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17

True dignity Is never gained by place
and never lost when honors are with
drawn. Messenger.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-17

Questions,


]. Is there any similarity between
the atmosphere and a very young
child?
2. What girl is good enough to
eat?
3. Take inside from a dearth, and
leave celebrity.
a. Why is a caterpillar like bread?
5. With the letters of the words In
capitals fill in the blank in the fol-
lowing sentence with an appropriate
word: I MOB SEVEN CATS owing
10 my
Answers.
l. 1t Is not apparent Ca parent.
2. Salmon.
3. Famine; Fame, in.
4. Because its the grub that
makes the butterfly.
5. Combativeness.
Qualified
Uncle Ed-"Why, Johnnie. you don't
swear, do your" Johnnie-"No. | don't
swear, but know all the words"-
Judge.