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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Football SOlOnS to
COdify Regulations

PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 2O.-Au-
nOunCement was made here to-day
by DR. James A. Rabbit. member Of
the intercollegiate football rules COM
mittee and chairman of the central
board of officials, that the annual
meeting for the Interpretation Of foot
ball rules will be held at the Hotel
Manhattan. New York, on Septem-
Der 20, at s p. m.
Changes in the rules will be dis
cussed and all rules over which there
may be some question as to their
meaning will as far as possible be
given definite Interpretation
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
BASEBALL FARM
PLANNED BY ST.
LOUIS PLAYERS
Shotton and Agnew Have Pur-
chased a Missouri Plant to
Train Recruits.

~ NORNIN', nelghhor, how's all
MI the little neighbors getting
along"
oh tolerable, tolerable, Mister
Shotton. haow he things goin' with
yew and Mister Agnew. these dayso'
Fine and dandy neighbor we have
several more Ty Cobba coming to our
cornfeld this week, and by the way,
what do you think Of that bunch you
see working over there"
WAL, | dew declare, them sure do
look TO be right pert lookin' chaps
Alright, Alright WAL. good luck tew
yew, Mister Shotton, good bye"
"S'long. neighbor, same to yuh."
The above morning salutation may
be heard in the vicinity Of Bismarck,
Mo. any morning this fall or next
spring. when Bert Shotton, taking his
early morning walk along the country
roads, happens to meet 81 Perkins,
whose farm it Jest up the road a
piece from the tract recently pur-
chased by Outfelder Bert Shotton and
Browns to Open Baseball School.
TIE two Brownies having decided
to become gentlemen farmers, last
week sent a ST, Louis real estate man,
John Curran, 10 Risnark, Mo. in the
Ozark farming region, to close a deal
whereby the aforesaid firm Of Shotton
and Agnew came into possession Of
the SO-aCre tract formerly owned by
f. Z Evans of Bismark
a 20-acre plot Of the tract, It is ex-
peCted. will he fenced off and baseball
diamonds training pits and a cinder
track constructed on the field. on
which the new owners contemplate
establishing a baseball school rivaling
the institution being built by Charlie
Carr. manager of the Kansas City
American Association team in Texas.
During the spring and fall the gem
tlemen farmers viii devote their time
to teaching ambitious young Ameri-
cans the fundamental principles and
finer details Of the great national
pastime.
To Hunt and Fish on Farm.
During the summer months, while
the two are playing for Colonel
Hedges Browns. the school will be
left i'm charge OF some seasoned base
ball veteran, who is no longer con-
neCted with the big leagues. II pres
ent plans mature. the aspiring young
sters viii be able TO work out their
tuition by working IN the fields or
gardens, for the remaining so acres
will be used for the raising of crops,
by heck
And in addition. Agnew and Shot
ton, both enthusiastic hunters and
fishermen. expect TO spend consider
able of their time with rod and gun.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Famed 20 Batsmen
In Seven Innings

SHARON. PA. Sept. 2O.-John
Broderick established a new baseball
record when he pitched for the Bene-
diets in the annual game between the
married and single men Of the Sharon
Knights Of Columbus In the seven
inning contest Broderick famed
twenty men and allowed three hits
In the first two innings the crack
HEAVIER breezed six batsmen by pitch
ing just nineteen balls Errors by
catcher made the extra work neces-
sary.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Women in Baseball
Championship Series

OAKLAND CAL, Sept. 2O.-Not to
be outd0ne by their San Francisco
sisters. a number of woman here in
tend to organize a baseball team and
challenge the San Francisco women
for the Pacific coast championship.
Some time ago San Francisco wom-
en- got a nine together and called
themselves the champions Of the
Golden State. The local female de-
voices of the national pastime dis
pute their rivals title. 1t is possible
that a game will be played in the
near future
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Harvard Athlete Is
Engaged to Marry

MONTCLAIR, y. J., Sept, 20.-The
engagement of Quincy Reynolds, cap
tain of the Harvard varsity crew, to
Miss Sylvia CroweI, of this city, was
announced to-day by the parents of
the young woman. Miss Crowell Is
a member of the senior class at Vas
sar and Reynolds is a member of the
class of 1914 at Harvard. No date
has been set for the wedding.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
AL Palzer Gets Crack
At Comeback Game

NEW YORK, Sept. 2O-Al Palzer the
RAPIDLY diminishing. If not entirely
faded white hope, who recently was
knocked out by Frank Moran, the Pitts
burg dentist. is to have another chance
to show whether he has any of that
come back stuff which is talked of so
much and seen so little.
PaIzer has been signed to fight Char
ley Miller, the Californit heavyweightat
the St Nicholas Athletic CLUB next
Wednesday Miller comes here with
very good recommendations. as he has
fought such men as Gunboat Smith
Jim Flynn Jess Willard and other big
men on the Coast. He was to have
fought Sam Langford at San Francisco,
wi the authorities refused TO grant the
club license.
The Palzer-Miller bout will be for ten
rounds.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Wisconsin Boxing
Law BoOnS Sports

MILWAUKEE,. Sept. 2O.-The first big
match to be scheduled in the State OF
Wisconsin under the new State boxing
law IS the ten-round go between Eddie
McGoorty. Of Oshkosh, and Frank Klaus
of Pittsburg. The fight is 20 be stageu
here next Monday night
The Milwaukee promoters have been
very busy since the passage Of the He'd
ding law. and so have the fight men Of
Kenosha and Racine The athletic clubs
of all three cities are catering to Die
Chicago fans.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Bernice r. Fast
Trotter, Breaks Down

CLEVELAND, ONO, Sept. 20
Bernfce r., termed the trotting queen
Of the Pacific coast, has hopelessly
broken down and never win be able
10 race again.
The bay mare set mark Of 2:O7 Ia
on the California circuit last season
and had a long string of victories to
her credit. She was shipped here for
this years Grand Circuit races, but
developed a fever which caused her
undoing.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21

~ Athletics experienced SilBHt
state of perturbation last week
when both leading teams encountered
the inevitable slump. 1t lasted long
enough to make the followers of these
two teams skeptical of their favorites'
chances of landing the pennant in
their respective major leagues.
Now all is quiet and serene. Those
who idolize the Giants and Athletics
have recovered sufficiently from the
shock to resume their interrupted ar
gumentation of how these teams will
fare in the impending worlds series.
Delving deep into the dope we
drag out a handful of statistics that
may or may not give line on how
the coming struggle will terminate.
But figures are figures, and we here
with present a batch of same that
furnishes some food for thought.
We present the records of the two
previous worlds series between the
Giants and Athletics and then we will
dwell on the figures:
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21

Athletics lib 713 721 $50 "a 20
Giants .......511 2SO 216 1928 65 %
Games won-Athletics, 81 Giants, g..
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Third Game.
r. II. F.

IL. IL T..
! Giants 200 $50 0O2-9 9 1
Athletics ....... 900 600 600 )
| MathewsOn and Bresnahan; Coax
LEY, SChreCk and Powers
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Fourth Game.

X. II. r..
Giants 600 100 OO"-1 /
Athletics ....... 600 600 600 > 2
McGinnity and Bresnahan; Plank
and Powers
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
1911 SERIES.
First Game.

Giants ........O 600 100 1912 ) 0
Athletics .......0l0 600 000-l s 2
Mathewson and Meyers; Bender
and Thomas.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
1905 SERIES.
First Game.
Second Game.

Athletics ....... OO1 600 O20-3 ?
Giants ........ 900 900 600 2
Bender and SchreCk; McGinnity,
Ames and BreSnahan.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Fourth Game.

Athletics ........ 600 80 OO'-4 II /
Giants ......... 200 600 000-2 I 3
Bender and Thomas; Mathewson,
Wiltse and Meyers.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Fifth Game.
r. H. E

Giants .......... 900 O1O O1O-2 5 /
Athletics ......O 900 600 600 6 0
Mathewson and Bresnahan; Bender
and Powers.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Second Game.

X. ii. f.
Athletics .......1OO COZ OO'-8 0
Giants ..........Ol0 900 000-1 3
Plank and Thomas; Vanguard,
Crandall and Meyers.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Third Game.

Athletics ........ 900 600 1923 3 2
Giants ......... OOl 900 001-2 3 s
Coombs and Lapp; Mathewson and
Meyers.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
Dope for Worlds Series Fans
sof *.* 4s+
Giants, &; Athletics, 5
Marquard, Meyers and Wilson.


Composite Inning Score (19tD.
Athletics ....1l4 7l3 701 OPT 80 II
| Giants .......311' 100 2O3 l1-13 80 II
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
COMPOSITE INNING SCORE (1so5)

Giants .........2OO $50 Obs 6
Athletics ....0O1 900 02O-- 3 "a 8
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21

CAMBRIDGE, MASS, Sept. co.
I Upward of 100 men for the
Harvard varsity football team
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21
a DHERENTS of the Giant,

~ Athletics experienced slight
state of perturbation last week
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-21

THICAGO. Sept. 20.-When Will
lie Richie turned his back IN
the San Francisco promoters
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01

;ove ahyone else. He could nse ash
her to share his thirty i've dollosu .
week. but could he dare ask ~ =
wait? aSt
And Cynthia had laughed q ntt3s
and cried = little and treated hio
like . big, overgrown school bey.
Somehow everybody treated Movbeay
pretty much In the same fashioa.
You're too late.' she said, with
little sob and following hngk
"James-Mr. Snyder-asked me zee
terday."
But that was always the "tortoise's"
way. He was always one lap behind
the hare" So, because he had not
expected anything different he Wo0l
away. Next day Snyder, who had
somehow guessed his secret. beEa1
laughing at him. He told some Of
the men in the office, and they laugh
ed at him, too. But these men wseo
toadies of the hare" .
1t was about this time that DE
tortoise" was temporarily PLACED n
charge Of the books Of one of theoo
toadies and discovered somskh1ng
that made him sit up all night, oh1nh.
ing. In the morning he went stru1uhe
to Snyder and told him what hH ~
found. Snyder lsaped out Of his -.
NY God, Tortoise" he yuoDl
~Aid old Davearich put you In claaUD
q the booksf" Thea he came = -
ssasss. s<5
+ You'd have done The same II yea'A
bssa h ~ Dases. "Tortoiss,' saitD
wAiasl. How ID 700 suppose I -
gueAs to kss0 uD NJ style of 49,
% ssveaty-Avs 1eilass . vsskY -.
ssasa. II went really . crinA -
DavsaFseA = 0sing 70 naks W -
- neGt ysae. cd ~ ev1s ~ -
Stock II ~ sso6se.. TAsa, vhsn E1o
snassssa CyntAia, It vim - prscsaG1onv
my own business. vest It, Whak
aro 20 soing to Do about it?- j
These defalcations," said TIE 49,
toass slowly. elenching his 49,
for somehow he always hated to hnoe
~ hare" pronounce Cynthias sons
Amount to nine thousand 49,
and seventy-thres cents."
Cut out the esAts," saiA a1
ts4 gosss tAat's alssk q -.
-.
4 Asss ~ As.a.,l A.ar.. - =
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01
me- ~ 1ulIu&
Aasollsr lastaass uhaes lloaaaay
Hssed ~ ~ es1gv
~ WOa ouk
~ oGoaoG aaDGa eooa

~ o6o0o8 o09o eo0A
Tos1Dissr 0oUtsag ~ anDohon
Z osAssl. = esaaFollsA1nG11no =
1lass- 0aS1sr: - assss vso -
sDasioas1s 0sse laAF1y eosual -.
~ vas ~ DastasuAas oslGA1 ~ q
- eaaaa - always e - - 49,
.T0sAs1ssr AoWbsay h0U1 SoQape,
~ oaae tAs bstAs0 q 4 Vnna
Hare Snyder tsek aAvasAaOs q ~
oaose eo6s - eovse ~ ss1b ~ ~
saglyDAies aD1 Dassed ~ eana1n&
1oa Ser coaiaOs With hnaasu. Ter
sOiss" Aowbray Oot h b ~ s1aa
u his tssth sAA ksS< his ssul o.
sullieA
After college It was tie aane.
Hare" Snyder and ''Torteiss" Nov.
bray obtained positions in The same
corporation, Snyder through . pull"
Aowbray because the straightforward
elean-cut appearance Of the young
man favorably impressed Henry Da
senrich, the president And Snyder
vent up and up by means Of sundry
ievious and doubtful short cuts. while
Tortoise" Aowbray remained Drstty
much where he had started. n the
accounting once.
TAs hare" made money anA spsat It
recklessly, while the TORTOISE put his
aside. added to 1t. and lived neasstly
and soberly. They were always fr1eods
sf . sort. for Mowbray Was patroaized
By Snyder and never openly resented
Il
The test Of this friendship came
when they both fell in love with the
same girl. Cynthia Lanfrey was a
niece of Davenrich and lived In q
big building on Madison avsaue.
where she kept house for hin. At
this period the hare" and ~ ~tor.
toise" had been working with Tie cor.
poration for nearly ten years. oayder
was pretty near the top. thaaks to
the pull" aforemenioned. anA was
constant visitor at Davoas6ch's
home. Aowbray was invited easoAlly.
On some grand occasion; bat Cynthia
liked hin and Ae was invitsd again.
Then. one evening. Aovbeay told
Cynthia his story In . Dlain, slow
spoken. manly fashion. He ~ loved
her for . long tine. As ~ slnply.
md ~ was Qsits sure hs wsal1 nsver
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01
Moooo,v euFvlvoes.


That soldiers-once they escape the
risks Of war-are long lived b shown
by Russia's finding four or five sur
vivors Of the Moscow campaign, the
centennial Of which 10 now being cele-
brateA.
These vstsfaas must b 115 years
old. q least, ualsss small boys were
snlistsl in those days.
After tie, - yeafs Of war OF the
Napolssaic era, of the 3s marshals Of
Fnncs. - survived. OF the 10 who
were gone. oaly two died Of disease:
three fell IN battle, oas was drowned.
one was assasalnated. one was . SUI
eiAe and tW0 were exseated.
Tho olfvtvogU FoocAo1 an average
ags Of u years, 10 of them dying ~
octogsnarians.
Many other generals have reached
extreme old age. Marshal de Richie
lieu was - years old when he died in
l78s. Two years before his death he
married . girl Of 1S. who was able to
say to Napoleon III. in 1862: "Sir.
Louis XIV asked Of my husband
She was then 80 years old and lived
two years longer.
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01
HUNTING q. 0le60
D olAaA saaes oeAessL

0a1RssV 0yoa. Oo111 - - -
61a ThsG h. - - Os1aG - -
ss0s ~. y ~ s1nllD = - ~
- svuag laAiaa sauAs - MO-
VslOAAs. ~ 1D0o q - hssthars
1As0. vAss0 - paAns1 Dsst q ~
oanAaya. - ~ 0AA
H sass IN ~ MT y tsa00
esssa1 - - ~ - hsaslAs
ehsoa0h ~ aass. ~ ~ q ~ ~
~ Oovis1 shssG 4. - ~ MI ~
- 1DWo - - aooao1gSa. Ho bao1a1
tRoas - ~ eAsa11sr 0asesss. -
- - veaat DaFtAsaAar - = vAass
tssas tAsy vsss. ~ YAfass HsAhs
0aAs hin ~ 1vs 6sllass saeA ~
tAo0.
Ne liftsl EepssaA stssss svss
esosss. climbed trees. FaA W and 6svn
hilAa. aAA ID 70 Many other thiass
that seemed curious to the farnses
around that the report got abroad that
- vas . little touched in the head.
An this wouldn't amount to shucks
had not an accident happened to Mr..
Gym one morning as he was jump
ing fence. He caught his toe on the
tou rail as he went over and fell in
such q way that he broke the thumb
on his right hand. This was ON Q
morning when he had risen with the
lark. and long before anybody else
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01
= Official Directory

U. 8. Senator 80. Simon 0uGSeahesD
Congressman-st-laree.... e. 7. fsylss
Congressman, "a District, J. A. 4astas
State Senator ..........B. r. Napiss
State Representative. q. .HoFaes 0ass
Reg. U. 8. Land Office. e. E. FsPdhao
Rec. u. 8. Land Office. ~. Z Wslloss
District Judge ......JoAs !. sss1sss
District Attorney. :. james G. 0sotsy
Clerk District Court. .Chas. h. xisO
Division Irrigatio. Engineer. .......
................Th .Thoo0oro HooooooeD
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01
p,.sno.,. Wrong for Once.


ITS . dangerous thing" said the
physician, ito jump at . diagnosis be-
fore getting all you can Of the pa
tients' personal history. knew .
doctor who while still young man
had attained considerable repute -
Q specialist in nervous diseases. One
day . man visited him with tale Of
Wee, and after listening the physician
lsaaeA back in his chair, joining his
An0sr ttps with Tie trse professional
air, a1l saiA:
"WAAt yea Assd. NJ 1sar cir. = .
hroo1se vis1oa. Tea have 0ot into .
~ Yoa e1gAt 70 rod 0erA O.
~ e9inioas q alls writer's % IL
sax1o1t teQios q the ~. Your nine
las bseoos stapaAt Il has bssa
61llsA ~ ths pstty eoanoaDaaess q
yooP eva nttls sDAsss. Rod tAs
AsWsDaSsn Oct faail1as vieA vAas
y - y tAis esaAtFy-a u wsriA
~ ~ wsy. ~ I ask vAas = ysss
.aoGuDak1Gar
sTa - s1cAaa0s elDtse,' rsQl1ea
- Daalsat vteA . nela1eheay s0llAs
-esvask 0taf.
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01

UOOs~o - - uV
ave thsaaasA Dasa vin Nv ~
a0sast II - Dso0kas - - ~
sasaAGAa - asGnge ose-- - slsosAad
~ ~ a0nls--1ss A1D LAaarsy's
aakA.
-Yss - ~ rssaaiss.' 0e es.rss
{ ~. ~ 0nyAss. saaooaag ~
49, ~ hask- -AsA vhan IN y
navsastsh6 UlAss n aaks ~ -
-vAao ~ - = 0osoasleA's H1noo
I sAan hssA ~ aaseAas pssl1aaa,.
~ 0s0osaV Os1s1ly. - tusoal -
~ hsa - 49, ~ y ~ Aapk.
~ ws11lag - ~ ~ JunA. Ghsao
0sakAs aAaol. ~ -tasAs1Bs- vsa4
- lsa0sr - ~ Asass - lGa1assa
svsaoa. ~ vAale esasus q ~
sr6ssiy ~ vas shaaOsA Aslss -
~ ~ u - aAns tAs~aa.l Asaaass
- baoaa lssaaag asssnA ~ a.sGAss
positisa h antisioeEssa q Davsasssh's
rsttrsosat Bat DovearieA rsGassA
earlier tAaA - beea sxpsetsl, ~
~ Ats1.
Thea ruoors bagan 70 spread cos-
cerning tAs financial condition Of the
corporation. InQuisitive men. con-
nected with the state. began porins
nightly over the books Then one
day they summoned Mowbray before
them.
There is an item Of nine thousand
dollars paid in by you on March 2
last, according to the books" they
said. Can you explain this?"
YES" answered the tortoise" un-
flinchingly. Il stole that money to
play the races. won. and paid the
money hack. What are you going
to 10 about IT,
where 10 that nine thousand dol
iarsf" asked the chief inquisitor 1T
was entered but never deposited"
The tortoise" could not think
quickly enough to answer. 90 they
arrested him and closed the business.
Next day the world learned that near
ly two hundred thousand dollars had
been embexzled by Q high o6cial in
the corporation. And the tortoise, I"
sitting in his cell. discovered that
Snyder had taken his nine thousand
and added It to his other plunder-
ings. The hare" was moving much
more swiftly than the tortoise"
The lock clicked and the jail gov
ernor stood before him. accompanied
BY the lawyers for the state.
"Yoa want nsf" asked the tor
toiss" ssistly.
~Yss." answered the lawyers. As
Q witness. Yoa aFs free. Nowbray
blew bis brains out yesterday even
ing" .....
''oooA LsrA!" sail tAs -tortosss. ."
Thea. II aa really frss!' ~ asked.
Il Dast 81 have a important
eAOAes0sat" A.l. fading that 10
vas really at hbsfty. - vent 70 tAs
ho0oo - llal1esa Avssus. II tAs
viAAsw vas Q IN aaAesneiAg tAst Il
vas tsf sals. In tie .parSer sst Cyar
thiA.
IL eansHl eaos - ~ hev
ssssly sssy-~- bssaa tAs "tsr
tooDo."
CyutAia vas csyias. ~ II was not
al through grSsf. She knew that.
unaiAeA, the ''tortoise" would never
get to tAe goal. 80 she put her arms
rounA his neck and kissed him.
tcesyr,ght. is12. by ". @. chspmah.)
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01
Wom ove.

= eatd tAe man In die alsle 70 liie naaa
ooe1ang Down: Yea ought to staAd
- anA give that seat to ne. ] An
~ tirs1est man In America. I have
~ taken part IN . stxty-mile motor
Dooed bicycle rAoe."
0ai1 ths Daa h ~ seat to the man
- IL aisls: Yea have nothing on
- = IL nns os'dxA6asxioa Naybs
- ~ - H. snee. bst ! sat an
0aDdAoo ="
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01
WHY NOT f1Y'
POPHAM'S
ASTHMA aEnEDY

Gives prompt and positive relief IN
every case. Sold by druggists. Price
$l.oo. Trial package by mail, l0e
Williams Mfg. Co., Propristofs
CLEVELAND, ohte
For sale by W. 9. Parkison, drug
cist and apothecary.
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01

us 0Oll4f0 70 cents It's q case OF
toothache." said Mr.. Gym to him
self and the idea almost comforted
him.
Mr.. Gym was right about the tooth
ache. Miss Hope Thornton was visit
ing . married cousin at the manor
by . tooth trying to jump out Of her
mouth, aaA thence to early morn she
groanel and wspt and vowed that Z
she lived thousand years she would
never DO any more wading in brooks.
II was an hour after daybreak when
sAs woke her cousin to ask what could
- done.
he NV was bandassd up aad Miss
HsDs started est. She saw Mr.. Cyan
0tsDs behiaA her. r....
AP. 0yla aiAn't mean to ovsrtaks
IL GIRL = The paia Of his thsnb hsDt
hin grittfng his teeth, bst somehow
q othse ~ Dreseatly foaAl hinooll
kssplAg stsD With her aAd askinS:
''TootAacAs?"
"Yun."
'BoA?'
awful"
"0oiAs TO Dr.. Gregg's!"
Yum"
Then this must be the place, for
here 10 his sign"
They both turned in at the gate. and
. frosty-haired woman said:
THE doctor amt In"
where is he?"
'Out in the fields somewhere to kill
. rabbit for breakfast"
I'll go hnd him. This young lady
has q bad case Of toothache."
"She can come in and wait, but he
won't do anything. Early As it 10, he's
Alf-tight."
"f'll try and sober him up"
Mr.. Gym nodded to the girl to 20
In and wait. and after much peering
and considerable tramping he got
sight of the doctor with q gun on his
shoulder.
"Patient?" queried tho medical
man.
Young lady with the toothacAs."
Let her ache"
Thumb"
Broken. Ell? Well. go to town"
Come on to the house."
"Nixy. Nothing doing today"
1t hurt like everything. but Mr..
Gym managed to remove his coat
and dropped his hat on the grass
What's a-coming?" asked the doc
tor.
you are, unless you want a good
licking!"
Huh! You must have lots Of grit
to fight with q broken thumb. Well,
come along"
At the house, Miss Hope was weep
Ing and the doctors wife saying:
shut up!" exclaimed the doctor
as he put his gun away.
Young lady. open your mouth.
Huh! Bit of liberation. Keep this
liquid in your mouth for awhile. Feel
better. chr
Yes"
Give you some to take home. Ache
al goas By and by. Now. young man,
for the broken thumb"
Mr. Gym hsll It out to b looked
1t and operated O, and It was thsa
hat Mis- HeDe knew that he haA
been hnFt.
"ls 1t hroksa!' sAs ashsd.
Out Of Joint, Miss" answered the
Doctor.
asa yos nsvsr te,l ~" ~ sasl
h rs4euacAf1l toaes 70 Nr. Qynn.
He tfsel - s013o - ~ 1oseoe
eQIIsA ~ tho0A boak into pl0ea. ut
n anAnA n 4 1a
"Ysa Des1 1silswi"
TAo Doctor lpoksd up anA langA-
q, aAA hls Wieo toooo1 ~ AeaA an1
said: ==--.=z#s==-
''lts 70 sss to aAviss yoang woosa.
TAGy are boanA 70 - foolish.
'-Thsa 6ca't aAviss," grunbled tie
husband.
Miss Hope aad Mr.. Gym walked
hack togetAee. TAo toothacAe bad IL
most vaaisAe1, an1 u tAanb MT ~
~. ~ svssy - - ~. 0ynl's ealls
~ - Aqu4 1an1A ~ tA1sa1 -
oosannaAA osunuA ,oh1abe - -
AmaR ~ -. ~ . sn1nA
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-03-31
Changing a Name.

How a patronymic may be trans
formed out of all recognition is shown
by an instance quoted by Cosmo Innes
in his work on surnames:
James Halfpenny, a Dublin citizen,
throve in trade, and his children in
duced him in his later years to change
the name, which they regarded as un-
dignitied. This he did chiefly by drop
ping the last letters. He was buried as
James Halpen. The fortune of the
family did not recede, and his son after
renouncing retail dealing looked about
for a euphonious name. He made no
scruple of dropping the unnecessary
''h," and, that being done, it was easy
to go in for the Celtic rage, which
Walter Scott had just raised to a great
height. Consequently he who had run
the streets as little Kenny Halfpenny
came out at the assemblies of the day
as Kenneth McAlpin."