Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-27
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Seseteoeeeseseeses~ssse
MuLHALL has rather host his
,nrllia
-
THE SICK MAN o. Europe ls sim
able 90 round up siragGllpq little
band ~ eoo.ooe soldiers.
90.
A. A WALL street lhmb d looks ~
e sulaer had already got his
o.
WE STILL look for the headline
Thaw out"
L.
st1ZER now knows an the min.
eled emotions ~ the man who taics
liberties with the buxz-saw
-o--
~ THE OLD DAYS they really did
capture q bona fidc wild man onCe
IN while. Nowadays h's ten ts one
IA moving picture stunt.
%
WE UNDERSTAND That the cm-
issary 81 the president. also under the
auspices IF the state department. po-
lHely refused both pulQue and mcscal
from President Hgerta.
O.
OH. ny THE WAY. what has be-
conn % Castro
o.
WE ARE setting satiatea with the
daily readina OF the outline of the
Lind note which 81 going 60 be- made
public day after tomorrow.
o.
THE LAWYERS have muzzlcd
rhaw. Thanks
o.
We Love Him so.
The man who, after We have cud-
geled our brain turning out partic-
ulafiy admirable piece OF poesy for
the collum, oirily wonders why they
don't get out good newspapers here
like they do In Denver and Peoria,
Illinois.
O.
TT WAS hardly fair In senator PEN
rose % get us al worked up and then
fall 10 say wha, Il was william Bay
ard Hale ala some years ago.
O..
1T ISN'T the thing 20 address one
Of those Chicago policowomen as
"dearie."
MAYOR SELLERS SUCCESS In in
voking rain yesterday calls to mind a
faint recollection Of some local pub
fication which intimated that the Col
onei WAS enough 10 make the angels
weep.
o.
THE HEADLINE "shocked-wants
$4,000" refers "a q man who got mixed
up with q live wire. In this instance
the slit skirt can prove an allSi.
D.
No Way For Moran "a Act.
CFrom the New York, " Y. Globe
Washington. Aug 2.-Thc Pacific
northwest has been warned OF counter
felt $40 national bank notes that are
being circulated in that territory boy
w. n. Moran. acting chief OF the
United States secret service.
o.
4 SWEDISH girl who applied for a
position as servant. asked the lady
OF the house how many there were In
the family.
my husband and myself. my
daughter, and my son, but he has gone
To- Yale was the answer.
go, poor young man. said the girl
'whut he did? My young man be "a
to YAH too. Dcy say he steal q coat
III - FIGURED our that n the an
cient records of Babylon arc correct
one ruler roigned for $4,000 years
We can fairly see the pensively visit
ful expression which stole over th'
hooseveltian countenance when h'
read that.
HAVING adverted Co the subiec
of r. r., who subsists ON mountain
Hons. II is surmiscd that he htci
their heads right OF and eats EN-
alive.
AND a MOUNTAIN LION mus
seem like gentle tabhy kitten com
! pared 90 some OF the fauna of Africa
and other seaport towns which hnV,
fallen before the trusty ;hirteen-inct
gun OF the Colonel
O.
TT MUST be conceded that Jaci
Johnson has one gigantic nerve.
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WARNfNG-A young woman oil
Chicago who was wearing "a slit skiTl
got blt on the--er -lcR by a bulldog
An exchange observes that "a silt skirt
90 a bulldog looks like an Invitation
10 dinner
q
| WHAT'S THE use Of hurryIng
asks Senator Lodge Pardon u.s.
cabot. but who hurried
d
s ST LOUIS umpire wants $685.,
600 because BAN player spoiled hlt
nose. He ought 60 be- glad. being or
umpire, 90 have saved tho rest of hif
features
| q
THAT RAIN, ns Ia were. busted tho
backbone of summer
-E. d. j.