Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-10

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Sept s-i2-osago County Fair. Paw
huska.
Sept. e.i2-Northwes,cr oklahoma
Fair. Woodward.
Sept. io-l3-Kngnsher County Farm
Sept. 10-13-Greer County Fair. Man
gum
Sept. 16-l7-Cadio County Fair. Ana
:. Sept. 1s-1s-M Mccain County Fair.
Purcell
Sept. s-Beckham County Fair. Elk
Sept 1s-is-Blalne County Fair, Wa
Sept 16-2O-Pawnee Fair. Pawnee.
Hallett
Sept. ie-2O-Pi,tsburg County Fair.
Sept. ts-1o-Pottawatomie County Fair.
Shawnee
Sept 17-2o--Sterling Fair. Sterling.
Sept. 25 -27North Lincoln County Fair.
Agra.
Oc,. I-l-Jackson County Fair. Blair.
Oct, H16-Tulsa County Fair. Broken
Arrow.
Bartlesville promises to have its
$i26.000 hotel open for travellers July
18th.
While the streets OF Dewey were
being oiled someone set fire to the
oil and the streets were soon ablaze.
Wanted-To exchange small fry leg.
islators = dogs. then exchange the
dogs for brush pile to burn.-Guthrie
Leader.
The Okmulgee Democrat tells OF
boiler exploding which completely
severed the head from the body Of
the engineer.
The Oklahoma Clipper says the big
gest fool on earth is the man who
pays the fiddler while his wife dances
with another man
Old Cheyenne proposes to be on
the railroad map D. August I, tho
grade work on the Cheyenne Short
Line being near completion.
The Cushing Citizen tells OF
young man suing for the loss of his
arm, and setting out In his petition
that 1t was his spoonng arm and very
valuable.
Beaver county boasts Of family
OF royal blood. which causes Frances
Bernice Adams TO remark: That's
nothing; | am lineal descendant Of
Adam the First"
The printers devil says that the
first night he went to see his girl
they sat wide apart like this, but
after becoming better acquainted they
snuggledupclosetog
Up in Bartlesville a woman was
operated on for appendicitis, and al
leges that the doctor absent.mindedly
left In the wound some of the tools,
when he scwod up the incsi H. She
asks $1,000.
The st. Louis Republic don't know
what 1t Is talking about when II says
that Mrs. Simpson of Alex. Mrs. Tom
B. Ferguson of Watonga and Mrs.
Thomas of Bearer are the only wo-
man editors In the state. Maud Tan
ner OF Mannsville publishes one of
the best papers in Oklahoma and is
smart enough to edit the Republic.
Somebody lifted" 175 chickens,
hatched from eggs costing $50 n set
ting. and shipped from Canada, and
the Altus Tribune thinks II is pity
fancier In time to empty load OF
shot into him where the suspenders
cross the back.
Editor Wilfred Watt. OF Granite,
hastens to deny that he was recently
married In Hobart, and says that the
occasion OF his visit to that city was
merely to watch an old friend lose his
liberty.
Muskogee Times Democrat tells OF
local citizen being arrested for beat
Ing horse and, when fined by the
court, said he had beat only half Of
the meanness out of the animal and
wanted permission to complete the
job. He was told to bring double tho
fine back with him II he did.
st. Louis newspaper is offering
500 to the person who will give the
ten best reasons why people should
move from other states to Missouri
and the Muskogee Phoenix says that
anyone who could give one reason
would more than earn the money.
Governor Bonehead OF New Eng
land state refuses to allow to be
hanged brute guilty OF no other
offense than rayishing a neighbor's
daughter, and Frances Bernice
Adams wants to know what Cover
nor Bonehead would say II his owp
daughter was the victim.