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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-06-13
FANS
By Hugh S. Fullerton
(Copyright, 1918, BY ". G. Chapman)

song Of the Sox rooters when they
scent victory.
One of the most dramatic displays
of loyalty ever saw was in 1907,
when the team, beaten and displaced
from the championship. came home to
close the season. They had gone
away in high hopes, and failed 1t
was Sunday, and as the defeated
team marched down the field 1900
men and women stood silent and I'M
covered for a moment, then broke
into applause that swept the stands.
1t is small wonder that team back
ed always by such loyalty won even
during years when 1t seemed much
weaker than it's opponents.
have heard opposing players de-
clare they would rather face anything
| in the game than the grinding root
| ing" of the Chicago south side fans.
The only duplicate / know is the
rasping, nerve-racking, long Yale yell.
Not all players are frank enough to
admit that the roofing has any effect
Indeed it is common pose to pre-
tend that they do not even hear. But
they do. Even among themselves
they pretend they do not care; but
once in a while they tell their inner
feelings. They know that half the
men who quit the major leagues are
driven out by the voice of the fam y
have seen men break and go all to
pieces, rave and swear and abuse
everyone after suffering a cruel grill
ing by crowd.
Walter Wilmot, one of Anson's ia
4 nous old Chicago players, came to a
game on the old grounds fifteen years
after retiring He looked across to-
ward the left field and said:
There's some of them out there
now I'd like to choke"
Yet the roar of the crowd does not
| break them as quickly as does some
sharp thrust of sarcasm or biting wit
from an individual. Perhaps that
shaft is only the last straw, but when
a player is in nervous collapse he
usually RACES at some individual who
said something to him. Josh Reilly
one of the merriest, happiest players
/ | ever knew, "blew up" one day and
had to be restrained from assaulting
| three or four thousand men in the
bleachers.
Did you hear what he said"'' de
manded Reilly as the other players
tried to restrain him.
sWhat did he say?" inquired some
one.
"He said:> Reilly, you're disgrace
to the Irish" and then he ragged
again.
One of the quickest things ever
heard was remark from Wash
| ington fan which upset Frank Isbell
the veteran, completely. Isbell's head
is as bald as a concrete pavement
and usually he kept his cap plastered
| tightly on his head to shield himself
from the gibes of crowds. This time
he tried to steal second and made q
desperate, diving slide around and I'M
der the baseman only to be called
out. He was SO enraged that he ran
at the umpire, grasped his arm, ar
| gued and raved and finally in sheer
anger, jerked off his cap, hurled il
onto the ground and jumped upon 1t
His bald head glistened in the sun
light and the crowd roared. Then
above the roar came a voice:
"Put on that cap. They pinched
Mary Garden here for less than that.
Possibly more trying than any con
certed roofing is the incessant nag
ging to which players on the Polo
grounds, New York, are subjected
The one great bit of rejoicing among
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war cry gave him his name. He quit
attending baseball games years ago,
but still continues his deep interest in
the sport, and in his apartments he
keeps, wonderful set of books show
ing the averages and performances of
players for many baseball genera
lions.
We'll, Well, Well,'' was another
character who was named because OF
his cry, which followed just after
big outburst of applause on the part
of the crowd The moment the ap-
plause subsidized his well, we'll, well"
would boom over the field and never
failed to start the cheering again.
The average crowd is cruel, because
it is thoughtless. Few of the fans
who hurl abuse and criticism at the
players stop to think that the men
they are addressing have the capacity
to feel and to suffer Many thought
less, barbed jest has wrecked the ca
reer Of some ball player It took the
players long time to discover the
fact that their popularity and their
safety AAOn dUuS0 A1co III plSSoAC1uS d
good-natured appearance, no matter
what happens, and in answering ques-
lions when possible.
If you go through league after
league, team by team, you will find
that the most popular player in nine
cases out Of ten, is some outfielder.
He probably is not the best player,
but he has the most devoted follow
ing, because he keeps on friendly
terms with the men and boys who sit
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-06-13

Even silk is adulterated. the recent
strike of millworkers bringing out the
fact that the tissue is weighted with
tin. 1t is bad enough to adulterate
the necessaries of life. but the mat
ter is going entirely too far when
ieven its Injuries are thus tempered
with.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-06-13

In these days of rapid evolution.
,novelists should not overlook the OPP
,portunity to make obsolete the word
l"tantalizing'' as applied to a woman's
eyes. "Tangoizing" is far more up to
date.
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Lovers of birds will uphold the pro-
lection which it is proposed to give
them AS has been well said, it is to
the bird police we must look to con.
serve our tree properties, and hui
mainly, too, joins with policy in de-
manding their wanton and cruel
slaughter be stopped.
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No matter what loan sharks or 9TH
ers might tell you. you can always
figure on borrowing one thing with.
out paying interest, and that's trouble.
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pzxs sao Duty on Golf suits.

Newport, R. I.-Joseph Hartman no #
this city paid $50 duty On tWo are
suits bought in England. Iney
the East word" in English ATTIRE
The chronicle=news., 1913-12-01
Flour
Potatoes

We have good white .puds. The
price is right,
The chronicle=news., 1913-12-01
HOW 10 BANKRUPT
I'M DOCTORS

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sAfe To take rof sale ,, ali dealers
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PANAMA CANAL
INTERESTS
ITALY

Rome. Dee. l.-itaiy IL following
with the greatest Interest everything
connected with the Panama Caual.
which is considered work worth.
Of the ancient Romans. The opening
Of the canal viii affect Italy. shove
all. in its principal expectation.
namely. .misranis. in Colombia.
Ecuador. Peru. Bolivia aud Chill.
new fields Of activity will be fouiud
for them aud. furthermore. tho em:'
sintion To the western coast OF Mexi-
co. the united State. and Canada viii
be increased. Already several ltal.
Ian iines ar. preparing lines os nsSi-
cation. !Aiso. II IL calculated that
once ih. means Of transportation I.
facilitated. Italian sxpos:s To soa'h
America will be al least doubiei.
while those for the western coast OIL
Mexico, the raited esAies and Can
ada viii Increase greatly.
When the su-a eAasi ~ss flashed.
Italian emigration ~ss very limited
bu, b-l~-en 1875 aud 1856 IN" ar.
nuai as-sa.. had become is5.e"e.
B-,~-sn 1855 and 1900 that numbes
~as doubled. aud from 1870. IL ha.
reached an average sf sy"."s". -hiie
In 1906. the highest year ON record.
the @mixsaais we're IS: 1855. In isi:
they were i.s.ess. and this s-ar they
saAy sarrs.. iu aams~ss those VI
1885,
An average Of aaif this -aixss-
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The chronicle=news., 1913-12-01

The sslsaissa Army zee vee ssy
tssi-ets etethlaa. sstaHste. Aisekes
S'ess,ss. sseAsa. ke~tise. ETC. AsS.
one hseise say II szch piesse ph1se
Red 7SeS saA thsy SIil ~ csilea fys
psv0piis. TAsaAs9 T. T.
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Grain

Grain prices are somewhat lower.
We have the hest on the market
at the lowest prices.
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lrrcclalmahle sknn.ic

How big an income should a young
man have before he is justified in get
ting married? This question is asked
In various departments Of the Sunday
papers at various seasons Of the year.
and It is variously answered. Condi-
tiOns change and domestic happiness
changes with the conditions
The best answer we remember to
have heard was given by synical
bachelor and skeptic last week This
person was in the newspaper Office
when the woman editor opened her
mail and read forth this question:
Could a young couple be happy on
$500 year?"
"Sure they conld," answered the
skeptic eagerly. "They couldn't live
together on it,
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Friendly Blow.

Louis Brownlow, Washington news.
paper man, paused in drug store in
Greensboro, n. c.. not so long ago. to
ask for match While he was there
young colored chap came running
In with a big cash the whole length
OF his skull. and apparently a good
deal put out about some accident that
had befallen him
What's happened to your asked
Brownlow, excitedly but sympathetic
ally.
a friend hit me with a Ratchet. :"
replied the bleeding stranger.
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InfantlIe ParalvsIa

The horrors OF infantile paralysis
will not be alleylated by the note OF
DR. Simon Flexner and two associates,
appearing In the Journal OF the Amer
lean Medical Association. that the
healthy parents OF patients may be
carriers Of the disease. DR.. F1exner
reports that washings from the naso-
pharynx Of the parents OF a child suf.
fering from an acute attack were
iLnculated on October % last in a
monkey, the Macacus cynomOlgus.
Recovery from the anesthetlc was
l'ompt and the animal remained well
until November II, when IL was noted
. be excitabIe and TO drag the right
-sg The left leg proved 10 be weak
November ~ the right leg was def.
1itely flaccid."
Two days later portions Of the spi.
nal cord and medulla showed typical
LESSONS OF experimental poliomyelitls. "
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When the Peanuts Ran Out.

For two hours an old back country
man. who had never before seen an
elephant. had ben standing before a
row of them in enrapt silence deal
ing out peanuts one at a time When
the last was gone and no more forth
coming. Jumbo, the largest elephant.
reached over and removed the enter.
tainer's hat from his head to the top
o. lions cage nearby.
for the first time in two hours the
old man expressed his emotions in
words: You Old two-tailed Indian
rubber nuisance you" he exclaimed
Indignantly. IF ! knew which end
your head was on, I'd slap your face.
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Good Cause.

VIII you donate something to a
good cause?' said the caller A. he
laid paper on the Businessman
desk.
What is it," asked the business.
man.
One OF the tenants in this build
ing killed a book agent this morning"
replied the caller, and we are taking
up a subscription 20 reward him"
Put me down for 10000" replied
the business man.
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HEARTS and DARTS
OF ST. valentine

lis the returning festival OF the
venerable Bishop Valentine. as be-
rhymed by poets and beloved of lovers
in these wireless telegraph days. as
II was in Merrie England OF old, when,
as Charles Lamb records, "the weary
and all forspent twopenny postman
sank beneath load of delicate en-
barrassment not his own
What manenr OF person was this
saint OF eternal youth, whose name so
brightly burns and CLOVIS in the
rubric? The Church Calendar assigns
him to the distant date OF 270 A. D.,
but gives no particulars. We do
know. however. that through all these
intervening centuries Saint valen-
tines name has typified that univer~
sal sweet unrest which impels poor
humans TO seek perfection in union"
Also, that hearts and Hymen's darts,
and rhymed madrigals. in which the
sender's name must be read between
the lines. have been from time imme-
mortal associated with the date OF
Feb. II, the good Bishops birthday
The more chivalrouG and devout men
have been the more ardent In their
observance OF the sentimental ami
versary.
Can any twentieth century valentine
surpass this one OF the Spanish
knight-crusader, quoted by Lockharo7
MY ornaments are arms,
MY pastime Is I'm war,
My bed is cold upon the void,
Ny lamp yon scar
my tourneyings are long.
Ny slumbers short and broken:
From hill TO hill wander STILL
kissing thy token.
IT ride from land TO land,
sail from sea 20 sea:
Some day more kind fate may find.
Some night kiss thee"
George Washington passed through
more than one violent valentine
courtship before he led the Widow
Custis to the altar. You can read his
love lyrics in any grown-up Life"
His ecclesiastical contemporary.
John Wesley the founder OF Metho-
dism, could also pen an occasional val
entine verse as well as a church hymn
--as witness the following. only re-
Gently unearthed in one OF his dairies,
relating to his Georgia love affair with
Sophy Hopkey:
This day, to hearts united dear,
Sees my fond romance ever.
Why should her light feet Iinger hero
TO wait a laggard lover?
"Sincs my bereavement f. begun,
try, but cannot pray.
o Lord. since first I saw the sun
Was never such a day."
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To Pom Corn

Very often corn will not pop quick.
ly. even over very hot fire II you
will put the corn to be popped In a
sieve and pour cold water over It. not
allowing the water to stand on the
corn. It will not only pop quickly. but
the open kernels will be larger and
lighter and more naky than they 9TH
erwise would have been
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Made Him. snnnlolnna-

Did you ask your girls father for
her hand in mariage?" Il did "
And he refused you. can tell by
the way you look" NO. he didn't.
He gave his consent" "Then wry
the peculiar look you are wearing? %
He was so darned willing. Houston
Post
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Griggs-I saw the doctors carriage
at your door yesterday. Anything Sc
rious?
Briggs should say So he want
ed to collect his bill.--Boston Evening
Transcript.
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hinh Cost Of Iluinn

Madam Were you downtown to-
day, Mary?
Maid-Yes. mum; an things cost SO.
mum. ] spent 81. mum. an only got
hat pair OF shoes. an some long
gloves.-Judge.
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MRS. WILLIAMS SAWS.

Elkhart, Ind. -" l suffered for Il
years from organic inflammation, fe-
male weakness, pain and IRREGULAR
tics The pains in my sides were
increased by walking or standing on
my feet and had such awful bearing
down feelings, was depressed in
spirits and became thin and pale
with dull, heavy eyes. I had six
doctors from whom l received only
temporary relief. l decided TO give
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound fair trial and also the SAM
tive Wash. l have now used the
remedies for four months and cannot
express my thanks for what they
have done for me.-Mrs. SADIE WIZ
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His Status

'1s that druggist well thought OF In
the community"
Sure. Isn't he pill-er OF the
church,"
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Father can't understand why
you want % be a prize fghterl
Sou-Eaey! Because it's ali prize
and no hgbt--Judgo.
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Anyway. the leap year girl who pro-
posed to a man was merely trying to
make a name for herself.
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Naunhnneas.

Mother (summoned by defeated
nurse) oh. Maudie, darling how can
you be SO naughty?
Maudie- Easily Punch.
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FROM MRS. ID. III. BROWN.

Il ISOM MIAS. ~. Ii. BROWN.
lola, Kansas--''During the Change
of Life was sick for two years. Be
fore i took your medicine 1 could
not bear the weight of my clothes
and was bloated very badly. l doc
tored with three doctors but they
did me no good. They said nature
must have it's way. My sister add
vised me to take Lydia l.. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compoundan L purchased
a bottle. Before it was gone the
bloating left me and l was not so
sore l continued taking it until I
had taken II bottles. Now 1 am
stronger than have been for years
and can do all my work, even the
washing. Your medicine is worth
its weight in gold. / cannot praise
it enough. If more women would
take y ur medicine there would be
more healthy women. You may use
this letter for the good of others."-
Mrs d. ii. BRowN, 500 North Walnut
Street, lola, Kan.
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Try Mrs. Austin's Bag Pancake, sure to
please you, all grocers. Adv.
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corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead Of weaken.
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing IT, they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishnheut from food that is put into
1t. Price IS cents. All Druggists
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Constipation causes and aggravates MANY
serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets The favorits
family laxative. Adv.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinR softens the gums, reduces infamma.
ton ,allays pain cures wind colo .25c AcxIc -
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Try Mrs. Austin's Bag Pancake. sure to
please You, all grocers Adv
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Higher Up.

Il suppose you have tried motoring.
judge?" he asked.
NO, has not" replied the Judge.
but ! have tried a lot of people who
have.
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"All the agent has to say is. Mr.
Gupp. you look like a man of intelli-
gence."
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Doctors disagree-except as to the
size OF the bill
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Medical Humor.

Pdtient-I'm troubled with boils off
an6 ON, doctor. What would you ad-
wise?
Dcctor-Well. I shouldn't let those
that are of trouble me.
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EIatterY.

at is an easy matter for an agent
to sell Gupp an edition de luxe set OF
books"
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Appropriate cOnneetlons.

appropriate connections.
so Miss Jiggers had an eye 10 the
vaudeville stage"
Yes, but she got the hook"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-02-05
CONSTIPATION

Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are unlike all 9th
er laxatives or cathar-
tics. They coax the
liver into activity by
gentle methods. they
do not scour they do
not grippe they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secretions
OF the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-02-05

Worth mountains Of gold" saws one woman. Arothe,
SAYS, Il would not give Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable
Compound for all the other medicines for women in the
world Still another writes q" should like to have the
merits of Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound thrown
on the sky witha searchght that all suffering could
read and be convinced that there IS remedy for their Ills
we could I'LL ten times the
aons taken from the letters have grateful women
Pmkhams Vegetable Compound. . " y ' -
why has Lydia g. Pnkhams
such universal and thved and Kent on
doing its glorious work the world mora
than 80 - $500 ~ Ao
Simply and surely because of sterling worth The reason NO
other medicine
ply because there Is 40 other medicine good for
letters that
OF thousands but both tell comforting every suffering
who viii read them-and be by them
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-02-05

Newwed-Say. old man. don't you
know what you miss by not being mar
ried.
Bachelor guess not. Do you count
your money every night and morn
Ing.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-02-05

IT ride from land TO land.
i sail from sea 90 sea:
Some day more kind I fate may ind,
Some night kiss thee"