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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-08-26

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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-08-26

Happens Frequently.
We don't know who puts ~ pono
im punctuation. but We Do Knew
whole lot Of punctuation . ~ into
bunk. 81
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-08-26
Ne fuss, No Pain, SUR and Quick.
Nothing Like u. "osts" Thorn
Every Time.
Yo0 never used anything like
00I6-IT for corns. before! You're
sufs ct last that every stubborn corn
eeeobody Knows How Good Feel
Corns Are Gone at Last. GETS.
eFS MI VxSv

stsehody Knows How Good ! Feel.
Germs Ar Conc at Last. gets.
T Did lei"
that you've tried 20 long to get rid OF
- . "goner." You apply GETS TT" In
Z seconds. that's all. "GETS-IT' does
the rest. There's no more fuesing. no
more bandaEes to hx, no more salves
to turn the flesh red and raw. No more
piasters to get misplaced and press on
tho corn. No more pulling" no more
pain. no moro picking and gouging. no
more raxoro.
saDTs-rr' stops pain, shrivels up
the corn and the corn vanishes.
's0NTe 1T never fails, is harmless to
healthy flesh. Warts. calluses and
btnions disappear.
''aETe-1T" IL sold at drug stores at
zsc q bottle. or sent on receipt Of
price ~ -. Lawrence & Co. Chicago.
Sold Ia Marshalitown by Mcbride e
VIII Drus Company, p. Mayer & Son.
Henry c. siss. Beinerr Drug Com
pany.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
PURITANS LED
To GREAT WIN
BY SCHWARTZ
MulIen's Crew Defeats Sterl.
Iinqs on South River Court
by 1911 Tally.
HARRY SCORES 10 POINTS

Puritan followers should begin to
get their cheering apparatus for ac-
ton now for their favorites are off!
Last night Manager Mullen tool his
band to South River to oppose the
Sterlings. who have been cleaning up
for everything around their burg on
their W court, and there through
the brilliant work OF Harry Schwartz
were able to record a valuable VIC
tory one which will not be forgotten
in many Moons to come.
1t was the same Harry that won
many other games for the Puritans.
He scored thirteen points out of his
teams nineteen while the Sterlings
tailed eleven.
Poppy Phair. the shooting demon
of South River, did not shine as
much last night as he usually does.
For Schwartz's shooting was entirely
too much for the classy little South
River pivot general.
Sullivan duplicated his last two
performances by holding his man
scoreless. He also Gagged the sphere
once. Mike Smith, who replaced
Make Schicker after the first few
minutes OF play because the latter re-
ceived an injury, showed classy form
In his floor work. Johnny Deegan's
guarding was a feature. The Cath
cart brothers also proved mighty in
the guarding.
With Schwartz back In the ranks
and all the others playing In fine
fashion, the Puritan management
has much confidence that his boys
will not stop winning now.
Here are the make-ups:
S~teriings (11) Puritans COY
J.. Armstrong c.. Crabfel
left forward
H. Armstrong S%chicker, Smith
right forward
Phair Schwartz
Ed Cathcart Sullivan
left guard
Ernest 'Cathcart Deegan
right guard
Goals from field: J.. Armstrong
~, Phair t2), c. Crabiel az, Sch
wartz 60, Deegan "a, Sullivan (1).
Goals from foul line: Phair 60, Sch
wartz (3).
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
Blind DOGS and Rats.

CANNES born blind or Towsers that
become blind by accident are able to
smell and paw their way into the most
inaccessible and out Of the way places.
It In practically impossible to starve
them, lose them or trap them. Further
more. blind dogs learn stunts just as
quickly as those that ee. Loss of
sight In no way interferes with their
ability to learn tricks, acquire habits
or find their bed.
Rats, as a matter Of fact. II they use
their eyes at ala doubtful matter
can see little or nothing Of the world.
The retina Of these creatures has no
point Of perfect vision such as is found
In the higher animals and man; hence
their noses. muscles, touch and bearing
give them information about the world
they live in.-New York Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
IMPERIALS IN
FINE VICTORY

With but n field goal separating
either team from victory throughout
the game, the battle between the I'M
perials, Of this city. and the Wood
bridge high school seconds proved OF
more than ordinary interest. The
locals finally managed to win by a
1912 tally. Leo Goldberger's fine
shooting practically COPIED the
bacon for = the Perth Amboyans.
Parker and Jago performed a strong
and praiseworthy stunt by holding
Thompson s~eoreless.
Here are the make-ups:
Imperfals (13) Seconds (12)
FLYNN Thompson
left forward
Fitgen D. Potter
right forward
Quackenbush MacElroy
~ center
Goldberger Andrew
left guard
Parker. Jago Browne
right guard
Goals from field: d. Potter (2),
MacElroy (1), Browne I), Jago
a.. Quackenbush G), Flynn "a,
Goldberger (3). Goals from foul
line: GoIdberger ~, MacElroy a..
Referee, Campbell.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
P. A. H. S. TAKE
LEAGUE
FROM N.B.H.S.
County Ssaters Show Mo
Championship Class in Their
Initial Appearance Here.
LOSE BY 34-13 TALLY

From the strength displayed by
New Brunswick high school in yes
terday's exhibition on the Auditori-
UNI court, when the county seaters
were defeated by the crimson and
white clan by a 34-13 tally, it seems
as if the M. c. H. s. B. b. League
race will be only between Wood
bridge and this city. While the col
lege town tossers put up a fair exhi-
bition, championship class did not
g~listen from any of their plays, and
not once in the game did the New
Brunswick bunch extend themselves
to any noticeable extent despite the
fact that they held the lower end of
the score at every angle of the war
fare.
The crimson and white five passed
in clever style and placed much con-
fidence into the thoughts of their
many ardent supporters, who came
yesterday not only to see the game
but to 'look their boys over" and
Judge their strength for the w. H.
S. battle.
Manley seemed to be the only war;
| rior of the college town crew who
| could cage the pellet when opportu-
nifty afforded itself. and when the
battle was over he had recorded
eleven out of his teams thirteen
| points.
1t would not be well to discrimi-
nate among the local players for all
worked we'll.
Here are the make-ups:
p A. Fl. s. (34) N. ID. III. s. t1s)
Rooms ......".......... Polinsky
/. right forward
Shumsky Jackson
left forward
Goidberger Whtle
center
hAplOWltZ .s..s..s sssss iAaAhAlo
right guard
Belikove Nancy
| left guard
Goals from feld-Koons CD,
Shumsky co, Goldberger (3), Kap-
lowitz 60, Polinsky %, Manley
(5). Goals from foul line-Shumsky
az, Manley "a. Referee, Lipseomb.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
ALUMNI SQUAD
BEATEN BY H.S.
IN WOODBRIDGE
Captain Joe Cushing and
Marty Reyder Shine for
SchooIboys Yesterday.
SCORE IS 23-15
Special to tho EVENING NEWS.

specioI to tho EVENING NEWS.
Woodbridge, Jan. 1.-THE Wood
bridge high school Alumni fell be-
fore their younger brethren last
night In a fine exhibition ON the w.
H. 9. court. The final score was
23-15. Gushing and Reyder did
most of the scoring for the high
school lads, while Henry Simonson
did the greatest part Of work for the
grads"
How and why:
Woodbridge H. s. (23). Alumni (1o)
Gushing Huber
left forward.
Vecst H. Simonson
right forward.
ttey ueT sssss i ot
center,
Deber Liddle
left guard.
right guard. ,>e.-
Goals from fleld-Cushing (4),
Vecsi ~, Reyder "a, Deber t1),
Simonson a., Fee t1). Goals from
foul line-Cushing t2), vecsi ~.
Deber (1). Reyder (1), Simonson
(3), Randolph (2).
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
FEW GAMES ON
TAP IN THESE
PARTS TONIGHT
Rivsrsides Meet Crescents
in Auditorium TottenviiIs
Has Strong Opponents.
BOXING IN R0SEBAkK

All the games which will be staged
tonight are of no more than ordinary
interest to fandom. The only battle
between two teams in the county
will be played tonight on the Audi
torium court, where the Crescents,
of Midtown, will oppose the River
sides. South Amboy will have no
basketball activities tonight and
many are expected to attend the Au.
ditorium from that burg. On the
Island there are two good games
booked and a boxing show. The Tot
~tenville A. G. will meet the Young
Mems Club of Englewood and lively
doings are expected, as these aggre-
cations met before.
In Eltingville, the Oaks, of this
city. will meet the Seasides. This
game will prove very exciting as each
crew Is out to win, means to win,
and Ia sure he will win. At Rose
bank, the Liberal Athletic Club will
present a fine card Of bouts at their
regular stag. The Oaks play a
team In Bayonne tomorrow.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
IROQUOIS BOW
BEFORE OWLS
IN FAST FRAY
Mighty Attack Of Booz 49,
gregation StartIes 0ppo-
nents and Fans.
TAKE VERDICT By 1917

To the surprise of most OF the ans
present In the Auditorium court last
night, the Owls defeated the Iro-
quois by a 3S-17 tally. Right from
the beginning the victors began
whirlwind tactics, exhibiting speed
and even clever passing. Their at
tack was consistent for they out
pointed the Redskins" by one point
more in the last half than they did
in the initial administration.
That the ''Injuns" feared their
opponents because of their weight
and size, may be true, but in justice
to the Owls, we believe that they
earned the victory which they were
credited with last night.
The defeat against Philip Payne's
men does not take n honors away
from them for Manager Payne does
not boast that his crew Is strong in
senior ranks. At the same time the
Iroquois should be commended for
their gameness and Suitability In
playing the fray themselves and not
showing any signs of quitting. In
this department Hank Thomas de-
serves as much praise as one could
accumulate for him. Never did he
work as hard In a basketball game
as he did last night and he was one
and probably the only n who play
ed the whole game without register
ing a complaint.
"Pox'' Booz worked In wonderful
style and easily ~outpointed Thomas.
9 to 2. Luke Oliver and Carl Mul.
Inns showed fine form. Both were
speedy and In the game at all stages.
Dutch Ho1zheimer Was assigned
to guard Eddie Regan and In this
department is where the iroquois
were slightly weaker than they
thought they would be. Holzhefmer
held Regan down to two baskets.
which in itself Is 4 strong piece OF
guarding. But while he was playing
Regan. the clever "Blackey" figured
In most of the passes Of the Owls
and did a lot Of floor work, while
Dutch" waited until he advanced
near the basket and then he would
smother him. In this way, the lro-
quois really had but four men most
of the time.
Why Edward Clinchey smiles:
Owls 1857. Iroquois (17).
Regan r. Thomas
right forward.
Campbell ............ e. Mullins
left forward.
Oliver G. Mullins
center.
Booz Holzheimer
left guard.
Andy Schantz, Addie Sehantz
Clausen
right guard.
Goals from feld-Regan (2),
Campbell t3), Oliver (2), Booz 90,
Addie Schantz (1), Thomas (2),
Il. Mullins ~, c. Mullins (2),
Clausen (2). Goals from foul line
BOOB "a, Hofzheimer (2),
Thomas (1). Referee, Billott.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
SECONDS WIN
OVER S. A. H. s.

South Amboy sent it's high school
representative squad to this city yes
terday afternoon and they came and
saw but never once did they think
OF conquerfng the seconds Of p. A.
H. s., who earned a neat 1873 vic
tory. 1t was the second game be-
tween these combinations and in
cidentally the second victory for
the locals.
While the tossers from across the
river did not show any class worthy
Of much mention. those who wit
messed their performance when they
played here the last time, must ad-
nit that yesterday they showed more
intelligent form, basketballically
speaking.
Little Ears" Fiigen was the main
offender in Yesterdays issue, caging
the sphere five times from the field.
Parker showed good form in guard
ing his opponent.
John McCreery, captain Of the Riv-
erside basketball team, refereed in
commendable fashion.
Here are the m~ake-ups:
Seconds (18) 8. A. H.. 8. (S)
Quackenbush Grace, Rue
right forward
Fiigen Hoffman
left forward
Hardiman Orr
center
Seel Kwillinsky
left guard
Parker, Jago Crabe, Anderson
right gaurd
Goals from field: Grace ID, Xviii
insky az, Seel "a, Hardiman "a,
Fiigen (5). Quaekenbush (2). Goals
from foul line: Orr (2). Scorer,
Runyon. Referee, McCreery.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11

She Sympsthixed Too Soon.

"Yes. ma'am." said Harry the hobo,
81 know ! look like a strong man. but
nut Of my fifty years of life I've spent
over sixteen years in bed"
why, you poor man" replied the
lady alphabetically, handing him Il
quarter. What has been the trouble
paralysis?"
"No, ma'am." said Harry, Jest a
regular habit of sleepin' eight hours .
day, acknowledgements Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
WALLACE IS
CHAMP

Harry Wallace. u artist de luxe.
who tucked away doc" Nelson's
scalp handily on Wednesday night.
clinched his hold on the title OF Mid
dlesex county pocket billiard champ
last night when he defeated John
Dollins, New Brunswick's premier
performer, on the SIMPLEX House
tournament table. The Anal count
wal 150-135.
Waliace's high run was 80 and
Dollins' IT.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
PROBING the Jury.

Judge Ito jury)-Have you agreed
upon a verdict7 Is the prisoner guilty
or not guilty of theft, as charged IN the
indictments? Foreman-We have not
yet reached a verdict, your honor. ]
missed my pocketbook in the night
and iwould respectfully ask that each
Juror be searched.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
SENIORS MEET SOPHS
IN FIRST CLASS GAME

The first game of the inter-class
basketball series OF both the male
and female teams of the high school
will be played Tuesday afternoon on
the Auditorium court. In the boys
game the forces of the senior and
sophomore classes will battle. The
seniors feel confident, with several
varsity men representing them. But
on the other hand the "Sophs' VIII
be strengthened by their crackerjack
guard, Punk" BRIGGS. who was
forced to leave the game on account
of a broken collarbone during the
outdoor series last October
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
RED MEN MOVE.
TO IST PLACE.
spscIol 70 tAs EVENING NEWS.

Sayreville. Jan. 1.-THE Red
Men Of the ~Sayreville bowling league
COPIED three straight Thursday
night from the cellar champs, known,
as the Corner Gang" again placing
them In first place with a percentage
Of 800, while their rivals, the Has
sans, have one more lost and one less
won, or a percentage of 1855.
The score of the Red Men, Corner
Gang game follows:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11

Look at the "prIces of things as
advertised in. today's paper. Ii you
know values. and have a care for your
purse. these prices will interest You.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
Business Activity.

Tommy-Pep, what Is business nctfv-
fly? Tommy's Pop-Dodging creditors,
my son.-Philadelphia Record.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
Cruel Hint.

Mabel-Gee~@e thinks I am 20 easy
to please. Gladys-He must talnk so
after all the rest of us had turned him
down.-Baltimore American.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
TC THE AFFLICTED
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Cure Consult
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Cure Consult
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Over 80 years specialist at
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and vim, suffer from any chronic trou-
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or any SPECIAL AILMENT yoI should
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Prof. Ehrlich's 500 or GA.
for blood poison, hereditary OF other
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ministered.
Consultation Free-Medicins 81.
His Professional Services are the
Lowest. Hours 9 to 9. Sundays, 8 to 3.
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11

Look st the "prices Of things -
advertised in today's paper. II You
know values. and have a care for your
purse. these prices will interest you.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11

Read the Classified Ads. on page 8.
Judgment In the district court. which
II is thought the results will more
than cover.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11

He who laughs last Is an English
man.-priueeton Tiger.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11

The EVENING NEWS goes into
more homes in this vicinity than any
other publication.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
An Exception

Blobbs-Do you believe the Office eve
seeks the man? Slobbs-The tax office
always Observation-Disclosures Record.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-11
~ LIVE TIPS
N~N By BOSCO
By Gosh
By BOSCO

None Of US cal afford to say all the fool things " e would like to say
Mechanical kisses are the kind that women Oestow upOn each other
A man with a wit oftentfme: makes a bad witness for an attorney.
eom, 5s l R%sss ssy f hss 5 Hs: n es Hi io. 3 'ss d Sss1 r. are '"''s'"'
Truths of a Muse.
About the ?, S. douDletraeking their lire.
aHs sGns ny lfen my in nq pa. ynafanlf pn a~s
% Ts : y; q Z, III Il; E sss 4 n ( ss s:5: : :; ss s$ e +; . d 'a'. ''
Tt is better to be a "IIave Been. than a Never Was"
Know the best people If they will know you.
a 4 sigh and then ts two Yer we're WED vsa 7;,
z's ss ! ssa then he '9 aSt q es 5s' H Hs.'1 nst read
IT, 81 H. % 81 e: a.: = ~ T. % ssS s :: J NM ssa5a'-
Standing 0 your dignity won't help you to Zee over the heads II the
A home without a dog is still a home, but a house without a child "
Nature Takers stumped-
Ny de an .areS BUT aab BIRDS IF a feather,
Not ne can tell why, ~
RuDs its euteI little foreiees together.
= broke a record today. Had g Ist wo,a with a woman"
why, l said o a woman in the car. Madam have m seat"
Our Terrible Tongue.
And say you've swum;
But they're not trnm;
anu Is nGer skum.
~. So When words o speak
Those word ares spoken:
~ ~ But a noey you tweak
Is never twoken;
Nor car you seek
~-~- And say you've soken.
A top you spin,
Hwa-.~sv The top is spun:
A hare you skin,
Yet tbs lot skun; g
Nor can a grin
m Be ever grun,
- If we forget
Then we've forgotten;
But If VIZ bet
e We haven't boten;
- No house we let
Is yer lotten; -
+@ What we upset
Is no upsotten,
Now don't those prov
Our language. rottenF
Even the habit of the daily bath does not keep you morally clean.
You generally tell pretty much what sort Of people your neigh
bors are by listening to their phonograph selections.
Already 1 begin % feel that my day. are numbered remarked the
1913 calendar.
Was Complete Nights Work.
Have you got everythng7' asked the householder anxousIy. a he
peered att e burglar from beneath he bedclobes'
II think So"
"Dd you get my daughters fiddler"
yes"
"Dd you get my sons phonograph?"
my wifes bridge ouht2"
Her tight skirt"
"My motherin-awis parrot?'
my daughters camera"
Wei, then call at my office tomorrow morning and I'll give you $50.
You have done a good nights work.
"Rghto," replied the burglar, Is he turned with his sack to cdmb
out of the window.
tomorrow night and take my daughters pianoa and I'll double the e.
ward
O~J Liza
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-31
BIG CELEBRATION TO
MARK COLUMBUS DAY
Special Committee From Birmingham
Council of Knights of Columbus
Planning Details

A special committee from Birmingham
council, 635, knights of Columbus, has
been appointed by President Frank Nc
Gowan to perfect the arrangements for
the celebration of Columbus day in the
early part of October. The officers and
members of the local council are deter
mined to make the occasion one of note
and are working to that end.
All the state officers have been invited
TO attend. as well as all members of the
order residing in the state. The princi-
pal speaker will be the Very Rev. w. d.
of the noted pulpit orators of the Dorl-
inician order of the priesthood. Father
Noon will make an address appropriate
to the occasion. He is known as a man
of high intellectual attainments and cul-
ture and as an eloquent and forceful or
ator.
The programme in part is as follows:
The knights will attend mass at st.
Pauls church in the morning, and will
march to the church in a body. A large
class of candidates will be initiated in the
afternoon At night there will be BAN
quet at the Hotel Hillman. On Monday
night there will be a dance at the Hotel
Hillman complimentary to the newly in
ltiated members.
The committee is at work on the other
Details of the programme and 1t is stated
1t will be the most elaborate celebration
of Columbus day that has ever been held
in the south.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-31
GRAND Jury WILL
MEET TOMORROW
On Account of the Holiday
Will Not Take Up
Any Cases

Judge william e. Fort will organize the
grand jury for the September term in the
first division of the criminal court to-
morrow morning. After the jury is em-
panelled Judge Fort will give the charge
as required by law.
Owing to the fact that Monday Is
Labor Day. the grand jury will not take
up the investigation of any of the cases
set on the docket and will probably ad-
journ until Tuesday morning at the con-
clusion of Judge Forts charge. Solicitor
H. p. Heflin and Assistant Solicitor Hugh
Locke will attend the sessions of the
grand jury.
On Monday, September s, Judge Fort
will preside over the second division of
the criminal court. there being no docket
set for the first division. On Monday,
September 15. both divisions will be in
session, Judge Samuel E. Greene taking
the second division for tho week.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-31
EXPECT BIG CROWD
TO VISIT CULLMAN'
Special Trains Will Be Run Under
Auspices of Odd Fellows-Con-
tests Planned

Indications point to record break
fng crowd at the basket picnic and bar
becue to be given Monday at the Odd
Fellows Orphans Home. Cullman. The
Louisville and Nashville railroad will pro-
vide a special train running from Ca
lera to Cullman, stopping at intermediate
points. Trains Will also be run from the
northern part of the state, and it is ex.
pected that fully 5000 Odd Fellows and
their families will take advantage of the
excursion rates for Monday.
Everybody has been invited. Not only
all branches of the order, but the public
generally Those who wish can bring
a basket dinner, those who do not, can
be furnished with a barbecue on the
grounds. Other refreshments will also be
assembly to assist them in building the
sanitary dairy barn they are now build
ing.
There will be veiy interesting pro-
gramme, consisting of songs and recita-
tions by the home children, band of mu-
sic. interesting addresses by. prominent
odd Fellows. trip of jnspehtiop over
the farm, viewing the Berkshire hogs
and Holstein cattle, Silo and Rebekah
dairy barn. and a visit through the
buildings.
Games<and races will be an interesting
feature, Running race, three-legged race
potato race, lemon race, Odd Fellow race
100 yards; Rebekah race, so yards; climb
ing greasy pole; catching the greasy pig
pie-eating contest, and many other anus
ing stunts will be pulled off.
Grand Master Fred ]. Cramton of Mont
gomery and other state officers will be
present.