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The evening world., 1913-08-05

tAuO wv 1oSA 1seuiu8
CIV yrlA-. whatn W do next!
w a. !. =! Mr. r.: Jar {, o,.. ,,.,.
and had II been one Of his friends who
frequented this popular with the men
folk cafe. Mr.. Jar would have replied.
In the latest slang of the day:
"Whadds yah mean. what'l We do
next?"
But. A. II was In his homo. and As
Il was his wife who was speaking. Mr..
Jar only gave . respectful interroga-
tional case.
~ asked you what'n We do next?"
repeated Mrs. Jarr. Don't stand there
like Q MUMMY mean . mummy-,star-
Ing like . stock fish--aithough what q
stock hsh 10 cont know
"A stock hsh." spoke uu Mr.. Jarr
with Q merry smile. rs fish who
acts In stock
And II II played the leading parts
II would be q star ash. i suppose. .
said Mrs. Jar, who could think OF
bright things to nay too. tOh. yes she
couldD "Weli. wharll We do next?"
"whAtll you say next. 20 I'll UNDER
stand what you mean by 'What'll va
do next?'" asked Mr. Jarr. This
conversation Is getting us nowhere"
1T VIII II you'ii decide where wen
Co." rejoined Mrs. Jar. That's wha;
! am asking. whatn We do next!
Where will we 70 next on our little
trips-around-New York vacationr"
The evening world., 1913-08-05
NO DELAY.

EN1ED the delay for which they crafy planned and hoped
the axicsb monopoles and hotels who fighting the new
tsxicab regulations must show their hand at once In
view Of the Importance Of the ordinance for which The Evening
World made its long fight the Supreme Court refuses to POSTPONE
the hearing the niunctons with which the companies resisted the
new law and Justice Seabuy will hear the at II o'clock to-
morrow morning.
The same amazing ignorance and greed which these
interests believe that New York oil cities the world will
demand better axicab service than they to give it, deuded
them with the hope that by deceit they might
s hold on to the privileges they have long usurped
They wrong The city tired Them disguised with them
Far from feeling sympathy them the public impatient n
have the courts speedy that may indicate
finally to rid the city Of their sgnant influence New York b,s
made up ito mind to win taxcab service that public service
II y ready to press on wherever the fight may lead
The evening world., 1913-08-05
Dreadnoughts Of The Air.

~ READNOUGHTS OF the air within
the next few years probably will
II DO quite ~ important As the
dreadnoughs of the sea. They may
play the greatest part N the decision OF
the next great war.
Germany at present stands hrst In
the world a. an owner OF aivhtps. No
other great nation seems TO have even
tried to compete with her. Germany
Possesses twenty-five dtrigtbles Of the
ragid type> Il n said that at the end
Of the prsAent year shs wall BE- ne
0AanAr q ehlDty-<Wo. -
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@(}SI% se&&:

Why. ! thought, after what happened
on the excursion Of the Gentlemen's
Sons to Perfection Point. you'd not
care to 20 anywhere for q while"
EDWARD said Mrs. Jarr sweetly'
after what ! saw and experienced
among that crowd OF merry young muir
derers. nothing could ever give me
thrill again. II you were to take US for
q basket party In the Balkans to witness
a matinee massacre I would get bullet
proof clothing for ourselves and the chill
dren and say Let vs. hurry! We may Be
too late to see this afternoons fall of
Adrianoplis."
80 you are vace ton har I'd ened?"
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lust Summer SUGGESTIONS

- O. HAs ~ - 0MO WA
Kitchen Ynss IN 0aShsP = - -
tuDt ne Hniasa ~ - ~ ~ 60 -
Z Any aaa0 0ses - - aDA1
snhls or - a. 1salA ooD0o -
kitchen ank must - wl0e1 ~ -
may be 900 q t0sy tu1ee - -
and the niss vtn s1s1V ~ ~ f
4 u an ehsss yrssAst1sas 80 1uoUwUo
and tAsrs ass sein . fsv 0sA haaB .
sman pasos q tADs ~ Dapsr ASD -
osntrs ohandslise. n 61as m 10n1v
sdsbls IN . reom tAsV have Q Aa14 q
flying h . nsvse-snA1ng elFAe Sensa0
. ehsnAslisP. That = ~ ~ AanUnD
~ Da09 = sometimes ~
The evening world., 1913-08-05

0NE MILLION DOLLARS the estimated cost to taxpayers
Of the efforts Mr. Murphy and Gov Sulser which
the boss Of the show Two hundred and fifty
dollars have gone for date and last
those incurred future must be with fresh by
Mr. Murphys Legislature.
Why expensivea Will the taxpayers million get them their
moneys worth in results it be used by the
keep their mnions at work grinding knives for ay frank
and showdown both sides that would the issue might
be worth the cost But why quander million merely prolong
stealthy, waiting fight?
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asked Mr.. Jarr.
u am" said Mrs. Jarr; II have hung
on . strap going to Coney Island until
have lost. all sense Of physical discom-
fort: have hsh my Feet trodden on 20
much by the residents along the line OF
the B. r. T.. and also the Jolly trippers
from New York to the sea and back
again. that nothing can hurt my feet
any more.
"And after what passed through on
that boat excursion and at the landing.
when the savage tribes Of New York
met in combat. I know I havasno more
nerves. no sense OF fright or horror. !
think q massacre would seem dull and
The evening world., 1913-08-05
No Laundry Bills.

TIE was en- optimistic seul and . snsoe-
n combination that msds hin nssea 70
boohss, both directly and Indirectly. an
TIT Bits. His psls, whom be infected With ~
suthsaiasm. followed his tips baindly, VIII aess
oitsn than not disastrous results.
$50 what you'vs DONE" walled cos q ~
frssnds sitss Q sacA And you told ne could
put my shirt ON that hona"
"And dh your'
"Yss--woss luok."
"wsl tlssn," rspiisd me optimistic sportsmaa.
''ess ths MONEY youp ssvs On laundry bapsr'
The evening world., 1913-08-05
osvvsisht. 1918. ~ M rsu
i.-FOR>THE HONE.

n 70 need 10 0wat ne ~ u ~ Hols0W
nj q few Simple ruisG bsoeUs @@s
y won't b anV diss DO swat
I. Keep your rooms - dark - pos
sfbie. A good plan u 10 open vide al
winduws and doors at night and kesp
them tiEhtty closed and the shades
drawn all day. The cooled aisht air will
hold out surpr iangly well al DAY sone
Q. Cover W everything eetsOe
tween meals. The bowl o6 cut susar
that you uss on your table II ono OF me
greatest attraction for hies. Do not
leave Il On the buffet In summer. 6weep
up any crumbs there may b. In the
The evening world., 1913-08-05
PLEASURE SEEKERS IN PERIL.

RECORD Of sixteen persons killed and thrtythree seriously
injured in automobile and drowning accidents last Sunday
within the ciys excursion radius shows how increasingly
difficult for people to themselves the day Of rest
without fatalities
Example and warning utterly inadequate keep down the
deaths toll from swimming and boating But the shock
ing automobile tragedy Long Island Railroad crossing Long
Beach in which three lost their lives and dan
gerousy injured calls attention the fact that this end Of
Long Island pelou wilderness grade crossings and that
grade crossing when unprotected by agman with which
there can be compromise.
Might not be better to shut Of the nnumerabe Long
Island roads which the railroad grade
upon thoroughae where improved crossings provided
least guard maintained
AZ now driving Long Island at night almost dan
gerous as walking railroad yard.
The evening world., 1913-08-05

ture; OF. the A. b.
C. Of True Liv-
ing" by Horace
Fletc b er. TIE
Mayor recognises
wisdom.
] know Horace
Flet G h err. the
multi = millionaire
chew-chew man.
who coined the
word fletcher
ize." He Ia a stu
dent OF human
49,
The evening world., 1913-08-05

copsh. b, Publishing Co. Evening
IARKEN. q Babylon
who hath Turkey Joined Tango
. . Dancers! a be
Now
trot and she lifted her hands, &
1T hdeous: dotic
shall lure
since did this damse beating and crying
Alas! alas! Mother
d with ashes For THY DAUGHTER have the the Doodle
wits and the Aghtweshts
the EPIDEMIC hath reached m stricken. 2
Yet thou Brightest
thou maes know the temptations
set for
Behold, there Ito mi a man. saying
Let me TEACH thee
But I Knocked him with my ha.has, crying:
Get thee behind Step.
the Tango
~
And he COMPOUNDED ahd rel ways
Then there Unto another, saying
"Go a Join the trotters
thou shalt pa Behold
only the Old Maids waltzng and the but
Irheumacs' .x,
But shook head
Then there a WOMAN; she
and her dripped poison persuasion. -tf1
And she opened her lips and saying:
Oh thov Simple One! WHY wilt
the SconerS when all the world rejoicing? exceeding
Thy waine
th pounds
days For all the world
TRoT baning'
And. behold. nc tempted. r.
"And FELL
the grapevine and the
steps y
And GLAD -
|, Behold. ance unto mes.
crying ..at
See
But they could STOP mel For the madness the
was met" -.
oh! my m Zee
For DANCED not
from It," s=.t......
Daughters made resolute brought
low BY their VANITY shall GET them! seah go"
The evening world., 1913-08-05
Hot Weather Story.

A VERY fashionable young man down South
~ stopped q norhts one hot summer day
TO order . boz Of nowsn sent to his iady
love. At TIE sane time no alan purchased . d.
ssn for ths funsrai Of . frsnd. On the card
for he boz ~ wrote;
"Hsotns this aay help yov - ssss he hat. "
The evening world., 1913-08-05
Letters From the PeoDie

'''"'v ny m AAo0man. G. n.
fss OF q u charged Tor the iiceaso.
No Zee 10 expected for q wedding care,
mony by an Alderman. The iosnse
mus be issued In the county In which
the bride lives.
The evening world., 1913-08-05

newly discovered BabyIonan tablet inscription to the
effect thst created the world possession had about
settled the matter title 4 encher.
The evening world., 1913-08-05

~ ~ odttas e n D01aG Wor!l
what fees ere prsscribsd BY law for
the purchase Of . marriage license and
the psesorming Of the marriage core
The evening world., 1913-08-05
Coprisht. 1918. BY Ths Pre-
BY Sophie kens Loeb.

A MONG the list Of books that
~ Mayor Gaynor carries with him
\ continually on his travels y the
The evening world., 1913-08-05

How fair is Fusion when no longer refuses to iuse
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08
Baseball Invading Spain.

Americas national game is making
marked progress in Spain. and with
the coming worlds trip of the two
baseball teams there ia every indica-
ton of a renewed interest in the
game. Leagues have been organized
in England, Australia, Canada and ia
pan. and the progress made in King
Alfonso's dominion indicates a gen
eral tendency toward baseball. Span
iards are quick to embrace any branch
of sport that carries the element Of
keen excitement With the falling on
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08

so Tar as the taxable American Ia
concerned, the income tax law is now
practically in force against him While
the tarin law in which the law is en-
bodied will not be signed until next
week, the first returns do not have to
be made to the internal revenue col
lectors before March /, 1914. But when
the returns are made they will COW
er the income of citizens from March
L, 1913, to December 81, and the first
payment OF tax will be for money re-
cetved during this period.
Every single person (citizen or for
eign resident) whose annual income
exceeds $4,000, and every married per
son with an income above $4,000. Is
expected to report his or her re-
ce1pts In detail to the government
agents March / of each year.
President Wilson, the federal judges
of the Supreme court now holding Of
fee and employees "ot a state or any
political subdivision thereof" are the
only persons specifically exempted
from the tax by the new law. The
president and judges now in Office
were made exempt to escape any ques-
tons Of the constitutionality of the
law, and their successors In office will
be compelled to pay the tax.
First Burden Is on Citizen.
The general public is expected to
give close study to the new law in
the next few months, as the first bur-
den of the tax payment rests with the
individual citizen, and his failure to
report his income Is punishable by q
fine.
1t Is admitted that when first re-
turns are made many taxable persons
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08

probably will escape payments, but
with each year the governments lists
persons with taxable incomes viii
be made more nearly complete.
Methods of Collecting Tax.
Two primary methods Of collecting
the tax are contained in the law. One
is that the individual return made by
the citizen; the other the returns by
corporations and other employers who
pay their employees taxes at the
source" Under the law as it will be
signed by President Wilson next week.
every large company employing labor
will be compelled to report any regu-
lar salaries it pays in excess of the
$4,000 figures, and will pay the taxes
for its employees and deduct the tax
from their pay envelopes.
This payment at the source" will
apply to salaries, rents, interests, roy
alties, partnership profits and some
other sources of income, and persons
receiving such incomes must be pre-
pared to show that the money has
PAID us TAX at lLS bOuTCc.
In figuring up his net income for
the taxpayer, the American business
man, after deducting $4,000 for him
self, or $4,000, if married, will have
the right to claim the following addi-
tional exemptions:
Necessary expense OF carrying on
business, not including personal. living
or family expenses.
Interest paid out of indebtedness.
National, state, county. school or
municipal taxes paid within the year.
Trade losses, or storm or IRE
losses not covered by insurance.
Worthless debts charged of during
the year
A reasonable allowance for the de-
probation of property.
Dividends from companies whose III
comes have already been taxed.
Interest from state, municipal or
government bonds.
Must be Entire met Income"
1t Is clear provision of the law,
however that the taxable person must
make return to the internal revenue
collector for his entire met income,
and exemptions claimed under the law
must be submitted to the federal Off
GERS for them to determine upon their
reasonableness or legality.
Ready to Answer Questions.
The treasury department is prepar-
ing for a food of questions about the
new income tax. realizing that this
feature of the tariff bill about to be-
come law strikes more intimately at
the tax paying citizen than do the
indirect taxes collected through the
customs duties.
For the first year the citizen will
make return to the local internal reve-
nue. collector before March 1, 1914,
as to his earnings from March l, 1913,
to the end of this year. The collector
will notify him June how much
he owes and the tax must be paid
by June 80 After next year the tax
will apply on the full calendar year,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08

in the interest in bull fighting and the
establishment of branch houses of the
leading American commercial firms
the opportunity for the introduction
of baseball on a firm basis there ap-
pears encouraging.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08

aires, are down here. Ask these meg
the secret of their success. and they
won't attribute it to any benefactor.
or to luck. but they'll attribute it to
their own hard work and enterprise
solely" Mayor Rushlight, looking out
on the immense blue seascape, ended:
These men will tell you that the kind
of chap who is always waiting for his
ship to come In has rarely, IL ever.
sent one out"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08
TARIFF CHANGES FOR HOUSEWIFE TO NOTE

the tar1n
bill in the charged household necessities;
law New law
Sugar ..............4s5 per cent March t.
Tea ..................Fre Free
CoHe
Salt
Bread ...............25 per rs cent
Milk ............. Gallon 2 cents
Cream cents Free
Ems
Butter .,........ Pound. cents 2Ia
tine .............Pound, ts cent
Flour ................ Barrel, As cents Free
Cheese Pound, cents Eye cents
Meat per
wool Yarns - $50 per cent per
49,, urd.rw.., % 90 Der cent per
clothing 7s per cent 50 per CENT
goods for
and children se7 psr cent 80 per CEN
Cotton clothing so cent ~ per cent
Cotton 40 cent 20 per cenI
Cotton collars and
Cotton stockings 75 per cent 40 p oer cent cent
Cotton underwear 49,. 60 per cent. ~ pc 49,
Trimmed cent ~ per cen"
] $500 40 per.
20
.............. b. rs cents free
Potatoes Blu, % cents. 80 -
CABBAGE ............2 cents apiece Free
and IentiIs Blu, IS cents s ps sr"
Nearly all
tables state rs per cent - pe' o0
Pickles .............-. 40 per cent Pc ~
VINEGAR gallon ne cents 0e"
Apples, peaches gum
ces pIums, and - oa,4.
pears, Green IS cents ~ ems
quart cent. * -
Lemon lines grape cent
fruit. oranges pound ass ss' per cent March
Cattle each ......... 1878 r
Sheep, each ...''.''' ~ ~ go IS cents
Barley, bushe . 80 cents cent
lI2 GEMS cent
Poultry ID. ...-''''' 40 on ner cent after Dec l.
RaNTW
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08
rA..e Kinds Of Fools.

Buck bryant. the srandest ana mos
shoadded fighter the state OF North
cnroI;na ever saw, has figured out 10
90 "a o n,rn satisfaction who are the Dig
cost fools in the world. He DESERVES
them as follows: The man VINO s eas
-, ,n boat and then rocks II i0i
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08
Flour Test.

A good -four should not be pure
white. but rather creamy in tint
When a little is rubbed between the
thumb and first finger 1t should have
slightly granular feeling. A good
-four absorbs more moisture than one
OF inferior quality.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08
TARIFF CHANGES IN The new
REVISION MEASURE ARE MANY
Special Session of Congress Has Produced Bill Which Makes
tor Keducuon IN Number of important Duties
Income Tax to Produce Revenue.

increased and on cotton yarns and
cioIn made of yarn, from numbers 70
10 ~ The rates on handkerchiefs or
lnumers, not hemmed, have been de-
ouced from 30 per cent, as provided
by the house, to rs per cent
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08

launching in a hotel restaurant at
Atlantic City which afforded a superb
view of the blue sea with it's white
sails shining in the sun, Mayor Rush
light of P ,rtland said: Many sue
cessful people, many great million
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08
HandeI Died a Rieh Man.

handel for whom the kaiser mas
o7en expressing his admiration, maze
~Ofe money from his works than any
SnPoser before his time. For a lie
osan and a "Jubilate" written 10
,Sleorate the Treaty of Utrecht. ne
Us awarded a pension of EZOo a
!saf' This was doubled by George |.
.,Vu alter his accession, and connrni-
0y George H.. SO that Handel drew
We pension until his death. in 17Ss.
Ha'osether for these two compositions
"Saoel received G1S,s00. Although
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08

fun: the man who squints into guns
tn see if they are loaded, and the
man who goes for a ride on bicycle
and let's his baby sit on the handle
ars."-Popular Magazine.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08

:, loot thousands of pounds runn.ns
opera at Covent Garden nanue. u for
worth G2O,000-a sum. aiiowlns ~
tbe adherence in the value OF MONEY
oI 20 100000 nowadays.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08
POINTS ABOUT INCOME TAX

1t has been figured that a revenue
OF $S2,29S,O00 will be afforded by the
imposition of the income tax, of which
the following is the schedule:
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08

1t is only the other mans wife who
looks charming In kimonA
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08
PANAMA CANAL PRACTICALLY COMPLETE

Destruction of Gamboa Dixie Permits Waters of Gatun Lake to
Fill CuIebra Cut-Boats Soon to Pass Through the
Waterway.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-08

probably will escape payments, but
with each year the governments lists
4 persons with taxable incomes viii
be made more nearly complete.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-05-12
TWO BODIES WERE
FOUND IN RIVER
one Was That Of a Babe and
Police Have Mysterious
Case to Unravel.

TIInited Press Leased Wire Service. J.
DENVER, Colo, May 12.- The
bodies Of a two months old infant.
bound fast to a heavy steel frame,
and a man apparently As years old,
found lying within fifty feet OF each
other beneath the waters OF the Platte
river here has presented mystery
that the police are exerting their full
powers to unravel.
Wrapped in an old newspaper, with
a steel weight tied to the tiny form.
the body of the infant was discovered
by Mrs. A. M. Jackson, while she
was gathering mushrooms near the
river. The body had apparently been
thrown In the water more than q
week ago.
There was nothing to indicate
whether the infant was dead or alive
when 1t was thrown into the river.
The body of the man was discover
ed by Colorado and Southern engi-
neer, who saw the form protruding
above the water while bringing his
engine into Denver. The body was
lying on the east bank OF the river.
while the baby was almost directly
opposite on the other side.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-05-12
TRIPPED OVER
MURDERED MAN
Policemen Accidentally Dis
cover Crime While at Tene-
ment House Fire.

limited Press Leased Wire Service ]
CHICAGO, May Policemen, as
sisting in the rescue work in fire
that destroyed two tenement dwell
ings at 726-T2s West Kinzie street
early today, tripped over the body Of
Conrad Benson. whose skull had been
crushed and mwittingly turned up a
murder mystery.
An investigation showed that the
man evidently had been killed in a
rough and tumble fight in which
chairs and tables were swung freely
The stove lay in pieces on the floor
The police theory is that after the
man was slain his assailant set fire
to the tenements to cover up the
crime.
Acting on information given by sew
i eral tenants, the police took into Gus
! tody three women, Frances Wolf
Margaret Kelly and Mrs. jacob
Scheaba, and two men who gave theil
names as James Lawrence and We
( lante Scheff. The police are investi
eating the report that the three wo
men and three men engaged in vlo
lent quarrel after an all-night drink
ing bout. Mrs. Benson is missing ant
is being sought by the police.
A dozen tenement dwellers were
partly overcome by the smoke ant
! rescued with difficulty.