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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22

playing ball on the shore and finding
the shipWrecked hero among the bush
es. You remember that the lovely Nau-
sicaa was the daughter Of the king and
went down TO the waters edge early
one morning to wash the festival raj
ment with her maids. They accOmp-
iished their task and then bathed them
selves, rubbed themselves with oil and
ate their luncheon. Then they started
TO play ball on the sand where they
had left the linen to bleach. One Of
the girls threw the ball far into the
bushes and when she went to get it
Nausicaa- the kings daughter, discov-
cred the other king, Ulysses. who had
been tossed about for days on the
ocean and was finally washed ashore
by the god Neptune to be saved BY
Nausicaa and her dancing maids
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22
GW ? ASHINGTON, D. c., March p.
NJ Clark Griffith is to be con-
graduated

Last year he, as a manager and one
of the stockholders of the Washington
American league team had the salts
faction Of seeing the Nationals change
from a team Of also rams" into one
of the most powerful baseball clubs
in the country Now he has drawn two
plums from the schedule makers which
are sure to cause the shekels to drop
merrily into the WashingtOn's club
treasury and incidentally into Griffs
pockets.
The American league fans are anx-
iOusly awaiting an opportunity to see
the New York teams under the man
agement Of. Frank Chance. New York
ers are now, because of the fact that
Chance is part Of the New York
Americans, beginning to admit that the
Giants are not the only team IN
Gotham When the Highlanders make
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22

ZBYsZKO MAY MEET LIE MARIN.
Chicago, Ill. March 22.-Plans are
practically completed for a finish
wrestling match between Stanislaus
Lbyszko. the Pole, and Constant lie
Marin, the Frenchlnan. If arrangements
can be made the u.etch viii take place
next month here.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22

able to so into the ring on April y,
and has asked for a postpOnement Of
one week Wolgast smashed the little
finger Of his right hand in his trip
for MedfOrd, Oregon.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22
R SCOTTEN WINS SPRINGBOARD
HIGH JUMP AT y. d. c. A. POOI

Nun SDlAE "A. H n - - =
r Scotch won the springbOard high
jump, in the weekly event at the 7.
M c. A with a jump of five feet six
inches. S. BrOaddus headed the younger
boys with leap Of six feet, two inches.
J. Biggs tied the record OF BrOaddus. Z.
Kfmbau led the employed boys with a
spring of five feet, 10 inches, and r.
Hem added another victory to his con-
secutiYe record in the regular di-
vision with a jump OF six feet.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22

appreciates the visit OF 10000 fans to
his ball park.
If that mob would only repeat that
visit the last month Of the season" he
wires from the south, Il will be in
tensely gratified."
So viii the visiting club. Charles.
X
Y'knOw RUDE Marquard kept saying
daily all winter he wasn't going to
Join the Giants unless McGraw gave
him 100000 per annum. McGraw re-
fused to accede to the terms. so Rube
got in before the rain started Rube
IS far from being a rube.
Joe Rivers. the battler who flattened
Knockout Brown into cooked hat a few
weeks ago in Los Angeles. is with US
once again. Rivers pulled in and liked
70 HawNins's training quarters. where
ne VIII get in shape for Leache Cross.
Joe was married recently and in
sisted on wearing an Opera hat Out
side the fact that he resembled one of
Dockstader's minstrels. Joe looked
scrumptiOus
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22
SHELTER BOWLERS
ARE GIVEN SURPRISE
Bateman's Quintet Loses Match to Fos-
ter While Crffchett's Team De-
feata CaprOm's Rollers.

Surprises In the shape OF the defeat
OF the two leading clubs were sprung
Friday night at the Cactus alleys in
the Shelter league when the BaUeman
quintet was walloped by the Foster five
and the Critchett bunch put the eclipse
on the CaprOn team. In the first match
three points were won by the Foster
team H G. Bateman rolled high game
and total
c. A. Critchett scored three of the
four points in the second match. VIII
kinsOn rolled both high game and total
IN the second period
The rnI-.---nz- acn-a. VOC -..Ea-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22

Totals .--. 1880. b92 IA 40 Zl56
Points won, Critchett, 8; CaprOn, L
High game. Wilkinson, IS9.
High total, Wilkinson, SIS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22

*, I''''<'SY cLeT1OHS, THE REFEPEEEE
'e-'s'''T'f1H OF PRINCETON INNER
-, IN HFTEHPHHe TO BRING
- oeIHss AL TF4E PaeAlsED
'Y'S'iiN6S aNO ADDRESSES Or
PRESIDENT WILSON yDonHoTIe
PRWceTowGaLDnffgo eeEIE
.FS'S6 we're Any WRTmsSS H
ND ONERLooKED. VIE H617
my 9E REcEfHED = LETTER
WHICH SaD:~ HERE IS The
. ~SSSI THirie PReslDaT M SOH
EgSR Wrote At cOLLBe.-R
Iss6 SOuT1s HID Won WOOL
I, Lf7S O''i+SO STATES HIVE BEeRy4
Die O4HED STRTES2
u LOOKS LIKE = CRU Isl
OOUGHHUT.2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22

Totals .. ...-6S6 697 SOS 2O49
Points won, Foster, 3; Batemau. 1.
High game, Bateman, 2O2.
High total, Bateman, 53l.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22
Up Against The
Teeth Question

Then it is high time you consulted US, if
you want the best job Of Dentistry at
the lowest reasonable price. We are ex-
Perts in every detail of the profession,
scruPulOusly careful IN our work and
very patient and painstaking to get the
best results Ask some of your friends
and neighbOrs about US They viii tell
you We give satisfaction.
Any color rubber plates. ........ $500
Gold Crowns 2 kt--..--..G5 m
Bridge Work, per tooth. 4VUVU
Silver Filings. .-...........5Oc and up
Painless Extraction. soc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22

z ~ > ~
ne WAS LED OUT INTO TIE PRlSoH
S7SSD BLIND LDED. WITH Nc
POSSIBLE cHANCE or ESCAPE
Tia POOR BOO6 was TO BE
SHOT nj SUNRISE. TIE sun
WAS ALREADY COMING UP OVER
ToWDER HILLS. de HERRL ESSl
Sergeant WAS 0ST ABOUT
70 GIVE n3E WORD TO FfRs
e-0IEF4 AN AID Dc CAMP WAS
SEEN COMING M RREakFECk
SPEED. he DREW Up SHCRT
AT THE SERSEAHTS SIDE RRP
0aiD: " { HIVE SEEN H5E 6oEHdi
pr AND HERE IS p Pardon FoR
ms CONDEMNED n4R4. TIE SER
TEahT TORE HOPEh and READ: I
~ Alba ~ = m a BAD coH171oa
8 6R00gLylI H9TEE SANE SEeEz79
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22
Griffith To Pitch Johnson In the First Game

Washington Getting
Opening Games Home New Chances
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22
Hal Chase Is. Real Hard Luck Kid

First Stacker of the New Many Sessions Sick
and Accdents-Sport
By
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-22

TE4ENISHT WAS CALM AND suJ
SUDDENLY HSHoT R7H6 OUT
ROSRRlS MO n4E DARkNeee
SILENT T+ STUMBLED OVER
= FORM LYING on The GRoyv5
hUmBLINS' 'iFT9E TaLians
Sank p TURRsH MaRSHfP
WOULD TTF1AFE THE HaV< b m =
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
FIRE IN H. P. DAWSON HOME
Wife of Member of j. P. Nor
gan & Go. Discovers Blaze.

Fire engines and hook and ladder
trucks soon filled Fifth avenue in front
of St. Patrick's Cathedral when an
alarm was sent in from the home Of
HI. Dawson, a member of the firm of
j. p. Morgan G. Co, at No. l. West
51st street, at midnight last night. A
vatchman, P. j. Conlon, was standing
in front of the cathedral when he
heard a woman scream Fire. fire.!
He ran around the corner into DIST
street, and saw Mrs. Dawson leaning
out of a window on the fourth floor OF
the five story house. He ran TO the
door, which was opened by servant,
and ran upstairs. There was blaze in
Mrs. Davison's dressing room, which
was caused by defective insulation.
Conlon put out the blaze with pail
of water. Meanwhile a still alarm and
a regular alarm were sent in. The
damage done was trifling.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
BRAVE WOMAN SAVES SHIP
Takes Deserted Wheel and
Bouts Craft in Hurricane.
TBy telegraph 10 The Tribune !

Philadelphia. Oct. 2S-A woman's
daring and courage in a terrific hurri-
cane off Cape Hatteras saved the big
American bark John Ena from destruc-
tion and the lives of the crew of thir-
ty-seven men The heroine is the wife
of Captain Charles v Olsen, master OF
the craft.
on October u the bark which had
been within 100 miles Of this port
three weeks ago and had been blown
back nearly TO Bermuda. ran into
hurricane off the coast of North Caro-
lima.
Startled by a particularly heavy sea-
Mrs Olsen looked out Of the captains
office in time to see the scared sailor
at the wheel desert his post. She
rushed on deck and crept along until
she clutched the wheel. With almost
superhuman strength she swung the
heavy wheel over and brought the ship
about.
Captain Olsen worked his way back
over the wreckage and found his wife
clinging to the wheel Her bravery
and quick action had saved the bark
and it's crew.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
NURSE PROVES A HEROINE
Plunges Into Bay and Rescues
Girl Patient.

Anna Olsen, a nurse on Island No 3,
which holds the CONTAGIOUS ward Of the
immigrant hospital at Ellis Island,
proved herself a heroine yesterday
when, incased in a tight rubber apron.
worn to prevent infection, she leaped
into the bay to save girl patient who
Jumped overbo- I'd.
The patient. Martha Novik, was ii
Volturno survivor. She slipped out Of
her bed early yesterday morning while
delirious, ran from the hospital and
threw herself into the water before Miss
Olsen could reach her. The nurse, not
stopping to remove her rubber apron.
nlunged after her and was followed al
most Immediately by Superintendent
lanes Lee. a brother of Treasurer Lee
of the island.
The two managed to hold the girl
above wate~ until a rowboat, manned
bv hospital attendants. reached them.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
WHY HE DRINKS HIGHBAllS
'Tis Because Wife Seasons His
Food So Highly.

Henry Leonard Hughes, an electrical
engineer n the employ Of the Third
Avenue Railroad Company, is in a
most unenviable position. His wife,
Matte. is suing him for separation
and she complains that he is addicted
TO beer and highballs.
The answer of Hughes, denying that
he ever drinks to excess, is unique IN
the way Of defences In the first place,
the engineer says. his job requires that
he use the utmost care in his work,
lest the slightest slip damage the r'a-
chinery he handles and cause loss of
life, including his own.
Hughes admits that he takes drink
occasionally, but explains that he just
has TO do it by reason Of the highly
seasoned food his wife serves at home,
which induces fire in his stomach
that must be quenched.
Also Hughes objects TO the brilliant
rouge his wife uses, and he alleges that
she pencils her eyebrows and blackcns
her eyelashes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
MANS BEAUTY DOOMED;
BARRIERS CO ON STRIKE
Demanding Shorter Day. They
Quit, Leaving Whiskers to
Riot Unchecked.
TO IMPROVE ON THE |. w. w.
Union to Make It's Fight by Sec
tions-First, South Of 18th
Street, Is Now Affected
Two Others Mapped.

All those who are interested in whis-
kers. boards mustachios, Lord Dun
drearys, goatees and other facial embel-
Iishments with which proud man Is
wont to enhance his natural beauty
hear ye!
Mark Brill. the determined secretary
of Local so. OF the international Union
NJ the American Federation OF Lapor'
made announcement yesterday to the
effect that the American Feder-
alton Of Labor BARRIERS had started a
strike. to be given under the auspices
Of the Journeymen BARRIERS lnterna-
tional Union. which is affiliated with
the American branch.
The BARRIERS. 5000 Of them. filed with
natriotic determination not 10 WELD
razor nor comb nor brush. slipped
those articles into their grips, discarded
their uniforms of immaculate white
and swore their secret oath at 10
o'clock I'm the morning. Then they
marched out of the shops, leaving King
Hirsutus To reign as he will, without
let or hindrance, until their demands
be met
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
REBELS AT PURITY PACT
Because Of 1t Husband Seeks
Divorce After 18 Years.
TBy Telegraph to The Tribune ]

Philadelphia. Oct 2S-One of the
strangest divorce cases that ever occu-
pied the attention of the local courts
was argued before the judges of the
Court of the Common Pleas No. ). to-
day. when Mrs. Irene D. Cunningham
presented exceptions TO the recon-
mendations of a master that her nus
band. Clement +. II. Cunningham, be
awarded a decree of absolute separa-
ton on the ground Of cruel and barbar-
Gus treat, ent.
Mr.. Cunningham is president o.
steel compa y ard is ,puted TO be
wealthy About eighteen years ago
when he was about to marry the re-
spondent the couple took solemn VOW
to lead lives of purity. This compact.
it is stated. was never broken.
The attorney for Mrs. Cunningham
contended that the testimony before
the master proved that Mrs. Cunning
ham had always been a good, loving
wife and estimable woman, and that
she had never been guilty of any overt
or threatening act Of violence or abused
her husband in any way which war
ranted the granting of a divorce for
her husband on the ground specified of
failure to fulfil her conjugal duties.
The court reserved decision.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29

sTILWELL BECOMES LEADING
FIGURE IN CITY CAMPAIGN.

Former Senator StIIwell, In sing
Gin, refused 10 be seen In regard 70
the sulzer letter, but admitted tnat
the Signature was genuine Waroe"
Clancy made many wild statements
and finally wrote out his resienauon'
John A. Hennessy went to the us
,rIct Attorneys office, under subpoena
and gave Information In regard 70 MS
statements from the stump.
In his speeches Hennessy told OF MS
conversation In Sing Sing with SUI
wall with restrictions placed on ny
counsel for the ex- Senator.
s,Ixer learned OF StIlweIPs denial
while on tour In leVy's district, oue
held that the letter was genuine.
Herbert r. Limburg, counsel for fHe
Voters League. charged that between
IS and 20 per cent OF the men regis
tered In "Tom" Foley's district were
"tln soldiers"
rammanys effort to swing insurance
men Into the Mccall camp caused
much resentment.
Reports made by district leaders IN
the Democratic stronghold below 14th
street Indicated a landslide for the
fusion ticket.
Mitchell asserted that his brand OF
Democracy was not OF the Tammany
Hall kind. He also challenged Mccall
70 olive a definite plan for Improving
port facilities.
Judge Mccall was cheered twenty
eIaht minutes In Tammany Hall and
reviewed a parade Of five thousand
"braves."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
IN PADEREWSKPS CLASS?
WHAT AN ABSURD IDEA!
Pianist Strongly Objects to
Other Players Being Billed as
on a Par with Himself.
IBy Cable to The Tribune. ]

London, oct. 2S.-Paderewski objects
so thoroughly TO other musicians being
advertised as in his class that he to-
day entered claim for heavy dam
ages against Arthur Russell an agent,
who billed Egon Petri. a pianist ap-
bearing in Bechstein Hall, as "one OF
the greatest pianoforte players in the
world, an artist whose playing Is
classed with that OF Paderewsh -,
Paderewski. who is at present in
New York, said through counsel to-day
that he is injured in credit and reputa-
ton in his profession and otherwise
"damnified" He says Bechstein Hall
is a small place, where low prices pre-
vail, and the impression will be that
Paderewski is no longer able to secure
large audiences or fill large hall him
self. In addition to this he says that
Petri is a much inferior performer.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
FIGHT IN CHURCH TO SEE
MISS LEISHMAN MARRIED
Religious Ceremony Preceded
by Fierce Struggle-A
Honeymoon in Spain.
IRy Cable 70 The Tribune. ]

Geneva, Oct. 2S-Great disorder
marked the wedding, according to the
rites Of the Catholic Church, Of the
Duke OF Croy and Miss Nancy Leish-
man. An immense crowd gathered
early this morning before the Church
of st. Joseph, where the ceremony was
TO take place. and swarmed in as soon
as the doors were open. Men and
women fought fiercely for places,
benches and chairs being broken in the
struggle. Hundreds waited outside.
unable to get in.
A wedding breakfast was afterward
given at a hotel. the Duke and Duchess
of Croy being seated under a canopy
OF white flowers. The brides wedding
dress was Of white velvet
The duke and duchess later de-
parted in an automobile. They will so
to Spain for their honeymoon.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
Strike by Sections.

The barberous ones have divided the
citv into sections. Like the well known
IAN Gaul." il is divided into three
parts. The present strike affects only
that part lying below l4th street from
river TO river When they have
finished with that seat Of rebellion the
BARRIERS will advance on Harlem's quiet
precincts. and then, leaving a trail OF
wild and untamed hair behind them,
will lastly invade The Bronx and
Brooklyn.
AS one barber put II last night, I'VE
Will win our victory at a price that
will stagger humanity, at least that
feminine portion OF 1t that likes to
see men folk clean shaven and trim
OF hair"
II has not yet been decided by the
generals OF the present strike just
what the coat OF arms TO be borne by
the BARRIERS will be. From a conf
Dental and reliable source however. It
leaked out that the insignia will prob
ably be "a hair, rampant, on field
OF cheek"
This is the first time in eight years
that the BARRIERS Of this union have
become so desperate as actually TO defy
Nature and let her have her way with
the faces Of men. Nor is 1t a move on
the part of the journeymen BARRIERS to
play into the hands OF the manufact-
urers of safety razors. That base cal
umny was noised about during the last
strike and never authoritatively de-
MED, but this time the refutation OF
the charge is whole-souled and straight
from the shoulder.
Mr.. Brill believes that those men who
are using the safety razor at the pres
ent time will continue TO do so, but
that those unfortunates who have used
the old fashioned article, welded by
their ancestors. will have to be shaved
NV barber or let their whiskers, etc.
run riot, No man. Secretary Brill be-
lieves. is going to hide his facial beauty
under a BARRIERS bushel. so to speak.
Continued on fourth page. sixth column.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
This Mornings News
LOCAL.

LOCAL. Page.
Riots Mark Mail Driver Strike.
BARRIERS Go on Strike. .................
Bite" in Suffragist Grape Juice. 2
John the Barber" Accuses Accuser .l2
Joseph DE Long 100 Years Old. 1S
Muret. Schmidt's Friend. Guilty .la
Man Hits Cerrigan with Club. ......18
Opera Singers Aigrcttes Seized. ia
Floating Hotel Sinks at Pier r......l l6
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29

Continued on fourth page. sixth column.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
GENERAL.

Charles G. Gates Dies in Wyoming l
Diaz Flees TO American Warship. ...... a
Europe VIII Await Wilson's Action. 4
Temporary Deadlock on Currency Bill
Glynn Says He VIII Investigate. ....
Faro Fakers Get $3.50; One Arrested. 6
Asphalt Trust After States $40, 100000 ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
Mob Tries to Burn Loaded Auto
mobile in Eighth Avenue
Two Men Caught by
Police After Chase.
BOTTLE HURLERS ARE HELD
All Prisoners, Turned over 10
United States Officials, Face
Serious Charges-Three
Accidents Due to
Green Hands.

Four striking mail truck chauHeurs
are NOW facing the very serious dis
Measure of the United States govern
ment. charged with acts Of violence
tending TO obstruct the transportation
OF the mails. Their alleged enorts'
however. coupled with the passive re-
distance of their comrades. had little
effect Yesterday. The mails moved
and though an exact schedule of runs
was not maintained between the Gen
eral Postoffice, the Hudson, PennsylVa-
MIA and Grand Central stations ana
the sub-stations, the accumulatlons
were at no time serious at any point.
George Canning and Patrick Brannt-
gan, in the West 31th street police sta
tion. were wondering last night What
Uncle Sam had in store for them. Both
Young men were arrested following the
disablement of a United States mail
delivery truck full of mail. Canning Is
charged with attempting to assault the
policeman sitting with the chauncnr
and Brannigan with attempting 10 I'D
crate Canning. Both charges are lei
onies.
Attack on Mail Wagon.
They will e arraigned in Jefferson
Market court this morning. 1t is be-
ueved that a representative OF the
United States marshal will be there 10
lodge a more serious charge against
one or both. The two prisoners are
striking chauffeurs.
Leo Goodwin was driving mail
truck down Eighth avenue, ard beside
him sat Patrolman Joseph A. Neral.
From the windows of Harley Hall at
2Sth street and Eighth avenue, head
quarters Of the strikers, irate chduf-
feurs watched the autos progress.
Suddenly from the sidewalk opposite
first one rock and then another hurtled
by the heads of driver and patrolman.
Goodwin put on brakes and McFail
Jumped out and caught Canning. The
driver unlocked the rear Of the mail
truck and the policeman showed his
prisoner inside the cage with the bags
Of mail. While they were doing this
some one opened a valve, letting the
gasolene out. 1t trickled into the street
and formed a pool. Another threw a
lighted match into the pool. and in
moment the front Of the car was a
mass of flame.
Driver and patrolman ran TO the
front to check the flames and keep
the crowd away. Immediately it is
charged, Brannigan opened the rear of
the truck and let Canning out. Patrol
man McFall chased both, and. with the
succeeded in capturing them. In the
mean time an alarm Of fire had been
turned in, and within few minutes a
ire truck dashed into the mob of strike
sympathizers The firemen put out the
DANES with a chemical extinguisher
out not until the mail truck had been
put out of commission.
\ call for reserves brought from the
West 9th street station fourteen men,
led by Captain Joseph A. Conboy. Nc
Fall marched his two prisoners to the
station house and the reserves dis
persed the crowd. Word was sent to
the offices of the Postal Transfer Com
pany, No. 543 West 25th street. and
another mail truck was sent TO the
scene To this all the mail in the
Continued on fifth page. fourth column.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-29
POLITICAL

StilwelI Won't Talk of Sulzer Letter.
Hennessy Tells of Stilwells Talk.
Hennessy Sees Whitman's Aid.......!
Mccall Cheered at Wigwam. .........
Tammany After Insurance Men....... a
Sulzer Silent on Stilwell Denial. al.......
See Fusion Landslide Below l4th St.
Mitchell Defines His Democracy. y....... 3
10000 Votes Up to Court.
East Siders Cheer McAneny. y..........
Mitchell Explains Subway Stand....
The Marshall republican., 1913-05-23
NOT MARRIED YET

John A. Vaughan was over from
Miami Saturday and made us an
agreeable call. When he stepped In
he carried a ladies umbrella with g
much battered handle and looked as
though he We're growing baldheaded
We conclu led of course that he had
married the widow and she had been
battering the umbrella ON his head
He would not accept our c~ongratula-
tons though, saying the umbrella was
borrowed from a lady friend. He says
the widows and other pretty girls are
still shy as far as he Is concerned.