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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
CHINESE SOLDIERS TODAY.

Till within the last two years or SO
the general impression was that the
Chinese soldier was intended to run
away The revolution of 1911 dissi-
pated some of this absurdity.
The events of the present year
have dispersed the remainder 1t y
now recognized that there is abso-
lutely no finer material than that
which could be selected from among
the sturdier of China's sons.
Nor is there any province lacking.
Nothing is wanted but training, arms
|of precision. good leading and good
cause. with these China could we'll
hold her own.
The improvements that have been
made during recent years in such
things can be appreciated only by
those who know what the old troops
from the Bannefmen downward. were
| like.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
Letters To
Santa Claus

East Chicago, Ind, Dec. s.
Dear Santa Claus: Please remember
me this Xmas by sending me a doll
carriage, a tea set, a doll and story
book, Xmas tree. candy md nuts.
am 101a years old. Your little friend,
BESSIE GREEN.
4425 Homer Lee avenue.
East Chicago. Ind, Dec s.
Dear Santa Claus: Please remember
me this Xmas by sending me tool
chest, a drum. a horn and a little train,
a Xmas tree. candy and nuts. 1 am 6
years old. Your little friend.
ALLEN GREEN
4425 Homer Lee avenue
East Chicago. Ind, Dec. s.
Dear Santa Claus: l want a pair of
gloves. some doll clothes for my baby
house, a game and anything else you
want to bring me. 1 am IL years old.
Your friend.
IRENE FRANCIS.
4432 Olcott avenue.
East Chicago. Ind, Dec. s.
Dear Santa Claus: / want a water
glass for my steam engine. a scroll
saw and some games. 1 am a boy Z
years old. Your little friend.
VERNET FRANCIS.
442 Olcott avenue.
Hammond, Ind, Dec. s.
Dear Santa Claus: Please send me
a tool chest and some books and some
nuts and candy and Christmas tree. ]
am years old and go to Riversids
school. From
HERBERT GEIGER.
33S Indiana avenue.
West Hammond. ILL.,. Dec. s.
Dear Santa Claus: I am going tt
give you my orders. / want a nice Sc
of cars and a snake in the box and :
story book and a nice rubber ball and
a nice dress and a stocking full o,
candy. some for my brother and ms
mamma and papa and for my Uncl,
Bill. From
EMMA BRANDT.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
JUMPS ON THE JACKET.

When the germ discovery business
slumps it's up to the medical fra
ternfty to find something else to in
terest or scare.
Eminent British surgeon, DR.. F.
w. Forbes Ross, has just figured out
that England is decaying, and the
cause of it is the Elton jacket-that
dainty thing much affected by dotine
mothers with small sons on this side
THE only reason why boys are
permitted to wear Elton Jackets Is
that many English mothers and
fathers are snobs," says the good
doctor, and they follow a fahsion
without thinking for themselves
whether it is wise or not. The
shortjacket, with it's low-cut
waistcoat, leaves the lower part
of the body exposed and does not
even protect the lungs It is re-
sponsible for many of the colds
and chills that are so prevalent
among schoolboys."
Awful, isn't it? A has the small
boys Elton jacket. Will the good doc
tor kindly step this way and see wha
danger the elderly woman with tn
| slit skirt is running?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
DETERMINATION IS THE CHIEF
FACTOR IN SUCCESS.

It is the determination to succeed
in spite of the lack of advantages
that is at the root and base of every
true success, and it is because OF this
fact that opportunity knocks at the
door of every man.
There is much that may be said,
with truth, of the power and infiu-
ence of heredity, through which men
and women are cursed for genera
lions by the sins of their fore-fathers
or blest by their virtues, but heredity
itself cannot furnish cords strong
enough to bind forever the hands OF
the man or woman who is determined
to overcome it.
The suffering Demsthenes became
the worlds greatest orator.
Martin Luther, a miners son, in
the days when to be king was all
and beggar, nothing. became the
most influential in Europe
Andrew Carnegie, taken from
school at the age of 8 to earn his
daily bread has lived to give away
$40, 100000 that others may have
| the educational advantages that were
denied him.
| James Gordon Bennett, founder
| and editor of the New York Herald
and one of the few literary men o
the United States who has ever beer
able to pay his debts, failed f1v'
times before success came
| But these men had determination
that's the thing 1t is worth NOR
than all the othter advantages of tn
world combined.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
THEN AND NOW.

Ten years ago mothers frowned
when high school girls read AGraus-
tark,'' light novel, the chief charm
of which rested in its innocent love
story.
But how times have changed.
How many mothers stop their daugh-
ter from reading THE Common Law
or even Elinor Gyms risque writings
Girls nowadays are as familiar with
Balzac, De Maupassant to say nothing
of erotic sex novels.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
SOME MORE JUSTICE.

The busy bodies who are moving
heaven and earth to get a parole for
Yoy Tan the Gary Chinaman who
satisfied his lust for human blood by
killing a countryman, have an UNI
limited amount of gall, but of course
Indiana's notorious pardoning board
which makes a speciality of paroling
rapists and other shameless criminals
will probably fall for their stuff
Warden Fogarty has already made
the Monaghan trusty and he prac-
tically has his liberty as he is a
servant in F'ogarty's house and APP
pears anything but a life convict.
White men charged with far less
crimes are forced to hard labor and
the Chink lives on the fat of the
land. Now a movement is on foot
to free the Chinese murderer. We
are informed that he is a good man
and had a good reputation up to the
time of the shooting. Yes and SO was
the poor half-starved chap who tool
an overcoat from a dummy to cover
his emaciatea frame and was sent Ut
to to IA years in the pen for it
We don't see anybody running
around to get him a parole
OF course there's money behind
Yoy Tan, the other poor beggal
hasn't the friends of a NANCY dog.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
PARENTS NEED EDUCATION.

The interesting interviews in Sat
urday's TIMES relative to the teach
ing of sex hygiene in schools shows
that the teaching of sex hygiene to
children is by mo means generally ap-
proved and one great church has set
it's face against the communicating
of this knowledge to the young.
Medical authorities. among them the
New York Medical Record. hold that
sex hygiene should be taught not to
the young but to their parents, who,
as rule, are themselves ignorant re-
garding this subject. Parents, .
says the Record, should be taught
sex hygiene and they should be
taught to impart that knowledge
gradually and at the proper time
according to the maturity of their
own children. The child should gel
just as much of this knowledge as il
is able to appreciate from its physi
cal and environmental development
There will then be no danger of ex
pertinent and abuse from discussion
of the subject among the children.
is the adult who must be educated i
he does not already know
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
TWO THOUSAND VISIT TEMPLE.
Motions and Orders
Entries in Room 1

Entries i'm Room
1o5s4--Ernest Hennig VS.. Joseph AUX
selwih ct al-plaintifr dismisses;
costs paid.
1oss7-Henry C. Friederichs VS.. Steph-
en- Joyce ct ALT appearing that
service has been had on wrong
parties plaintiff asks for alias
summons. returnable second day
January term. 1914; granted.
Entries I'm Room q.
10941-Constafice G. Sarer VS. Frederick
w. Sauer-By agreement of parties
court orders defendant to pay into
court $50 for plaintiffs attorney.
109S5-Georgia webel vs. Edward We
bel-By agreement of parties court
orders defendant to pay into court
SIS for plaintiffs attorney and SO
per week for plaintiff as temporary
allowance.
Observation-Disclosures Grunewald VS. Her
man Grunewalk-Court notifies
former order and now orders de-
PENDANT to pay plaintiff IS per week
and that he pay SIS at once an al
iowance heretofore made
11140-Herman +. Getze VS.. Michigan
Central Railroad Company-De-
PENDANT files petition and bond for
removal of cause TO e. s. district
court, sitting in Hammond grant
ed.
I1017T-Manhattan Lumber Co VS.. Wa
bash Railroad Co. ct al-Change
venue granted; case sent to Porter
superior court;s two days for
change.
Entries in Room. 2.
1OS75-Josie Police VS.. Daniel Joice-
Court allows $25 for benefit OF
plaintiffs attorney, and IS pei
! week as temporary allowance fol
plaintiff, same to be psid every
two weeks.
19s62-Magdalena Bernhart vs.. Peter
Bernhart-Court orders defendant
| to pay plaintiffs attorney So OF
| saturday. ecember 6, 1918, and s;
on December 20, and So on Januar,
3. 1914.
Entries I'm Room =.
l7f61-Wm. Kleihege jr., vs. Michigal
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
UP AND DOWN IN
Ind i=A-N-A
DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOADED.


Hulda Toombs, the 11-year-old
daughter of Robert Toombs, who lives
near Medaryville. was probably fatally
injured yesterday when a double-b bar
relied shotgun in the hands of her g.
year-old brother, Byron Toombs. was
discharged while the mother was at
the grocery story. Little Byron found
the shotgun behind the kitchen door.
1t had two loaded shells in 1t and the
little fellow playfully said: I'm going
to shoot you" With that remark he
discharged the gun and the shot tore
off the left cheek of his sister.
STRIKES MONSTER GAS FLOW.
What is said to be a 5000. 000-feet-
a-day gas we'll was struck at a depth
of $50 feet by George Hornby four
miles from Evansville two weeks ago.
The find was kept a secret until today
so a stock company could be formed to
lease adjoining land.
LINyILLE LOSES DAMAGE SUIT.
The jury in the $4,000 damage suit
of E. A. Linville of Connersville
against the Hendricks County Teie-
phone Company was out but a few
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
DON'T MAKE THE LADIES HOP

A lady in hobble skirt may hop,
but no one has a right to expect her
to skip or jump At least that's the
decree of Police Captain George
Cooley of Yonkers He has given
orders to his policemen stationed
among the road where auto cars go
into Yonkers from New York and
other adjacent places, to tighten their
grip hard on the speed limit. Capt.
Cooley says he has been deluged with
complaints from women that they
do not have time to cross the streets.
If they wore hoopskirts nowadays ii
might be different. But they don't
and the captain says they shall In
safety wear hobbies, yet cross the
streets with dignity.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
BUSY OLD KANSAS.

There's always something doing in
Kansas. The society editor of the
Sedgwick Paragraph observes that
the girls seem to have as much trou-
BILE keeping their MILDLY blouses down
as the young men encounter keeping
their belts up. AS for the Emporia
Gazette's charge that in Chanute
they regard Smoky Ookums'' as one
of the classics, the Chanute Tribune
replies that Emporia folks think
Shakespeare wrote ''Uncle Tom S
Cabin" and Ten Nights in Bar
ROOM
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

Central r. r. Pitt files motion to
require delft to produce certain
letters, books etc, granted.
S333-Anna Joyce adn'rx VS.. Independ-
emit Brewing Assn ct al. Pitt files
amended complaint. returnable
first Monday in February. 1914.
9252-Clair Stephens ct al VS.. Samuel
Kerskovitz; by agreement OF arties
cause transferred to room 2.
1o434--Agnes OTConnelI VS.. Hotel Carle-
ton CO. ct AL Deft. Tagge ordered
to return to Cravens. books hereto
fore delivered to him by said
Cravens in connection with ac-
counting required of him, to be
done by Dec 5. 1913.
10654--George Fisher VS.. Sarah Ffshed.
Finding for plft. divorce; judg-
ment
E. Parks VS.. Alfred A
Parks. Finding for pitt. divorce;
Judgment
l110ss-John Goedlander VS.. Perry J.
Mann Dismissed.
Entries In Room 4.
|f0132-Coal Supply co. VS.. Walter W.
Sohl ct al. Plft. dismisses, costs
paid.
1o5ss-charles Hoffman VS.. Frank
Beerwagon. BY agreement of
li0553-South Side Trust & Savings
Bank VS.. John Mahon ct al. Plft:
dismisses as to lots ~ and 40 blk
AS c. T. L. & I. Co.'S Oak Park adj
dition.
i10554-South Side Trust G. Savings
Bank VS.. Louis Bryan ct al. Plft.
disnisses as to lots AZ and AZ blk.
As C. T. L. & L Cos Oak Park
addition.
i10676-Marie Kruse vs. Fred Kruse.
Pitt. dismisses, costs paid
l110EStanley Adent admr. VS.. Gary
| Trust & Savings Bank ct al:
| guardian ad Item files ans. in gen.
| denial.
l1112s-Susie Krohman VS.. Perty Gelt-
| ger. Deft files motion to make
complaint more specific.
l11143-Deft files answer. Indiana Har-
Dor Lbr. Coal CO. VS.. Max Chubin-
| ski ct al.
Entries In Room 2.
lssS6-yaleska BornejlSi VS. Casimir
Bornejl1i. Citation issued for de-
PENDANT.
l10341-Harry Fullmer VS.. Willard B.
van Horne. Motion for Judgment
on interrogatories overruled de-
PENDANT files demurrer.
l10362-Ma gdalena Bernhart VS.. Peter
Bernhart. Citation issued for de-
| PENDANT.
I1Osss-John McNab VS.. Grasselli
Chemical co. Plft. dismisses at
his costs.
l106s3-Deft. granted change venue,
Porter Superior court. ten days.
Helen Golden VS.. Hammond, Whit
ing & East Chicago Ry.
i10S24-Henry Horner q Co. VS.. Charles
! Werbila- Receiver files petition 20
require plaintiff to remove fixtures
and goods purchased by plaintif
/ at receivers sale and to pay rent
for said room.
l10s5o--Leona suto VS.. John Suto. Deft.
| defaulted
I1o975--Josie Joice VS.. Daniel Joice.
PIT. asks for suit money and at
torney fees. set for hearing on Dec.
srd.
l1102o--Arthur Puntney VS.. Grace Punt
ney. Defendant files genial denial
and cross complaint.
11175-Armour g. Co. VS.. Charles Wer-
bila. Plaintiff moves cause con-
solidate with 10s24 of this court,
sustained.
112O6-Louisa Vanderbilt VS.. las. Ches-
ter Defendant granted charge
venue, Porter Circuit Court five
days.
l11216-tsertrude Wright VS.. Lee
IL Wright. Defendant defaulted-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

minutes at Danvf1le when 1T returned
a verdict for the defendant company.
Linville asserted injuries sustained
company at DanvilIe and the company
presented in evidence an agreement by
which he dissolved the company from
any blame for any accident that might
befaI him
CHARGES son WITH MURDER.
The plan of the defense in the
Brown murder trial was disclosed at
Marion Saturday afternoon when Mat
tie Brown, a school teacher of ingalls,
and a daughter of the man on trial for
his life, testified that her brother,
billie" Brown. Willie she
called him, came home the night of
the tragedy and changed his shirt.
| She said the garment was bloody and
| that she later washed It, but there was
| no blood on the clothing of her father,
the defendant. The witness testified
her father said: willie. there is no
use denying. anything. You had just
as well go to Anderson and give you're
self up"
TWO THOUSAND VISIT TEMPLE.
| More than 1000 people visited the
new Masonic Temple at Evansville at
Temple Association to Master Masons.
their families and widows and oryhans.
1t closed the weeks celebration at
tending the dedication or the new
s100,o00 building
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
p ITHEl
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TABOO!
You may put on a show that is full of
suggestion
And subtle appeal 10 the sense.
And no one will murmur or mutter a
question
But simply remark. "Its immense."
You may crowd 1t with girls In the
flniiest dresses
Or almost no garments at all.
And have them perform ali the Iafest
excesses
OF "bunnyhug." "grfxzIy. and
"crawI."
You may hold up the truth ms n subject
for laughter.
Make vice look attractive and gay.
Give praise TO the rounder. the crook
and the CRATER
And no one will whisper you nay;
But put on a play that is truthful and
vital
In showing the wages OF SIN.
A speedy arrest il your certain reguita1
with plenty of newspaper din!
You may cover debauchery thfnIy with
And no one Will utter a word.
But strip of the VEIL and the raucous-
voiced clRmor
| OF "Indignanf Virtue Is heard.
So put on your shows that are dnintiIy
shady.
| Where vice wears her pIeasantest
| mfen.
But shun, shun the Truth--she's n very
| nude lady
And therefore should never be seen:
From Harpclrs weekly.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

IF the parcel post, the new tariff
and the currency law fail to reduce
the high cost of living, perhaps it
may occur to Uncle Sam that he
Ought to produce more food.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

Mrs. Desha Breckenridge, of Ken
lucky, says that her state once classi-
fed alike women, horses and
whiskey. Yes, ma'am. That was in
the good old days. Now the thorough
bred is disappearing because Mineral
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

PERHAPS in refusing to see Chi
eago beef baron, President Wilson
understood the secretary to say that
a man with meat bill was at the
door.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

COLONEL Roosevelt should not
permit himself to become discomfort
ed after his return from South Amer
lea. There is still Asia.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

THE Navajo uprising was under the
leadership of Chief Be She She. Are
the suffragists getting busy in a new
quarter?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

A MILITARY commander is to be
succeeded by civil governor on one
of the Philippine island. 1t Is to be
hoped that the Moros will also be
civil.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

1T makes it much pleasanter all
laround to have the suffragists feel
free to move on congress without
claiming themselves TO the ratings.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

CONSIDERING the amount of cur
rent it produces, it would seem hard
ly necessary to spend public money
illuminating Niagara Falls.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

THERE is something TO be said in
favor of permitting Murphy to re-
main on the job. A new boss OF
Tammany might be able to do some
thing.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

STILL, Ex-Governor Sulzer is not
alone in supporting the principle
that the only way to save the people
is by holding office.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

A LOS Angeles man called in a
doctor to treat him for nerve trouble
and before he departed borrowed a
dollar from him. Quick cure, that.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

Hammond Commandery No. Il. x. T.
Regular stated meeting Monday. De-
cember 10. election of officers for 1914.
Visiting sir knights welcome.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

SENSATIONAL case of disappear
ance in New York. The missing man
closest investigation fails to indicate
that he has done anything wrong.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

LORD Cowdray, who has those big
concessions in Mexico, is said to be
IAN accomplished linguist. Well,
money talks.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

MAILING Christmas presents early
postoffice robbers a better chance.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

AT least Mrs. Pankhurst is taking
back with her enough of the sinews
of war to enable her to fill every mail
box in Great Britain with acid.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

THE woman who attributes her
aequittal to the ability of her lawy-
ers has fairly accurate idea of the
processes of Justice
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

HUERTA says he is ready to give
his life to his country Giving lives
to his country seems to be his long
suit
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

PATRICK Boyle, just elected
mayor for his sixteenth term, might
be called the Porfirio Diaz of New
port, r. I.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

FRIENDLY word of advice always
considered apropos at this time Of
year: Be sure to have your cotton
whiskers freproofed.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

THIS country wouldn't object just
pauper labor of the old-world hen.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08
< ANDoM THINGS AND FLINos


COLLISION on eastern railroad re-
suited in smashing of case Of eggs.
Herculean efforts being made to keep
the line from going into hands of re-
ceiver.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

Hammond Council No. 90 r. & s. NJ
Stated assembly. first Tuesday each
month. J. w Morthland, Recorder.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

SOME magazine eventually is go
ing to make hit by putting the
picture of a nice, wholesome, homely
girl on its first cover.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

UNDERSTAND that the public
printer at Washington reports several
hundred unused fonts of the letter
"I' on hand and wants to sell them.
Better save the stuff T. R. may be
president again.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

SENATORS kicking because they
have to work 13 hours a day. Some
body ought to call the attention Of
the Hon. Sam Gompers to this shock
ing violation.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

ILLINOIS girl kicks on a bewhisk-
cred Santa Claus. Objection quite
timely. This is the age of the young
man.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

QUITE in favor of Canadian reci-
procity if they give use some of the
sunshine they are reported to be hav-
ing now and take in return our nor
Westers.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

Springs has been closed; the trust
keeps down the output of whiskey
and a lot of the women are suffra-
gettes. Good night, ladies.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

IF the nations won't take a naval
holiday, why not make it half-holi-
day?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

BIG eastern manufacturer Says that
the supply of autos mity not equal the
demand. So what will 1t avafleth the
doctors to perform any extra Appendix
citis operationss
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

Hammond Chapter No. lit. r. A. NJ.
Regular stated meeting Wednesday,
December 10. election OF officers for
1914. Visiting Companions welcome.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

OLD Man Nineteen Humid
red and Thlrteen.s whiskers
now are of such length as
to enable us to appreciate
his few remaining days.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

CONSIDERING ALL OF THE TUR-
MOIL GOING ON IN THE WORLD
GREAT CREDIT MUST BE GIVEN TO
OLD MT. vESUvIuS FOR ITS GOOD
BHAVIOR
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

IF President Huerta acts up so on
champagne, mighty lucky for this
country that he never got hold of
any Dyer hard cider
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

SEATTLE socialists reported
to have expelled one of their
number because he wouldn't share
his wealth with them. Jndoubt-
eddy the penalty of having a hen
that laws eggs
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

WASHINGTON dispatch says that the
White House is quieter Why can't
another one of the Wilson girls get
engaged?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

THOSE Wits become of
WE'RE the old fashioned
HAPPY DAYS man who used to eat
eggs to beat the meat trust?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-08

WHY expect Huerta to go as long
as the champagne holds out?