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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Such a Wise Widow.

My husband" remarked Mrs. Wise
girl, brought me flowers every week
for the first five years of our marriage.
Don't you think that proved his love
for me?"
Undoubtedly" replied the widow.
And he still does it, continued
Mrs. Wisegirl.
Which said the widow, signing,
may prove that he still loves you
or that he is afraid you viii find out
where he spends his evenings when
he isn't at home!"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Polished Crown for Him.

A prominent lawyer, famous alike
for his wit and his bald head, strolled
into the barber shop and took his ac-
customed chair.
II think I'll have haircut, joe" he
remarked.
The barber looked at him, slapped
the beautiful pink and shiny dome OF
his customers skull with mock tender
ness and gave loud laugh.
why. man." said he, you don't
need a haircut today. What you
wants a shine"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
'QUlNINE AID lR0h.TnE MOST
.EfFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tas,eless chill Tonic combines both
Ia iasteless form. The Ouinine drives ota
Mslaria and the Iron builds up the
system, For Adults and CHILDREN,

You know what you are taking when you
take GROVES TASTELESS chill
TONIC recognized for 80 years as the
standard General Strengthening Tonic.
1t has no equal for Malaria and Fevers,
Weakness, general debility and loss q
appetite. Removes Biliousness with.-s4
purging. Relieves nervous depression ssstS
low spirits. Invigorsting to the pale arst
sickly. 1t arouses the liver to action aus
purifes the blood. A true tonic. and sure
appetizer. Guaranteed by your Druggist
We mean It. Soc.
There is Only One "BROMo QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININR
Look for signature of E. w. GROVE on
every box. Cures a Cold in One Day. 2Sc-
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Facts and News.

President Wilson has dry wit"
said a newspaper correspondent. In
Trenton before the Inauguration ] was
Fostering him for cabinet news.
Now, we all know that some irrespon-
sible writer's had sent out good
many cabinet fakes. Well. 1t was
apropos Of this that President Wilson
made a neat remark. DO tell me
about the cabinet | persisted The
public is dying for the facts Dying
for the facts. Is it?' said he. Well,
nevertheless, I'm afraid 1t will have
to be satisfied with the news"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Chinese Paper Money,

Paper money is said to have had its
origin in China in the year S06, when
the government issued 1t to relieve a
financial stringency, receiving coin
in return, which enabled 1t to pay of
outstanding obligations In the mu-
scum of st. Johns college in Shanghai
is a paper bill worth 1000 cash, the
equivalent OF so cents American
money, which was issued by the first
Ming Emperor (Hung-wu A. D. 1868
1897. 1t is nearly two feet long and
one foot wide, printed on mulberry
bark paper and is dark slate color
-Argonaut.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
0-BAN GUARANTEED TO RESTORE GRAY
HAIR TO NATURAL YOUTHFUL COLOR
Stops Itching Scalp Instanty-Sops Dandruf-Beautify
Your Hair-Use Q-Banl

and the scalp healthy 1t is delightful 20
use. BY using Q-Ban hair color rest0re9
dant, and possess an Incompatible soft
ness, luster and INSURANCE, the beauty
and simmer of true hair health and
youthful color. so cents bottle at drug
gists. Use three bottles as directed aud IL
beneficial results are not obtained your
$3.50 returned to you. This is a fair and
honest guarantee. II your druggist does
not keep II send us his name and 6oc i'm
stamps or silver and bottle Of Q-Rsn
will be sent you promptly. Hessig- Ellis
Drug Co, Memphis, Tenn.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

Q-I3an hair color restorer works on a
new principle. II is not dye. but by
applying OIL Ban to the scalp and the gray.
thin or wispy hair tho natural YOUTH
full coloring matter which Ii al
ways present Is stimulated to the sur
face of each hair. In this way Q-Ban
hair color restorer gives your hair Its
whatever the youthful color of the hair
happened to be.
Q-Ban stops itching of the scalp, stops
Dandruff and cleanses the hair OF oil,
dirt or dust. Makes the hair beautiful
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
RINGW0RM SPREAD ON FACE

Campbell, Val have been trou'
bled with ringworm on the right side
of my face for six or eight years. 1t
began with Just very small pimples in
spots and continued to spread more
every year until 1t covered the right
side Of my face. 1t was red, rough and
In circles, and itched and burned very
much. 1t was sore when ! scratched
my face and 1t worried me so much /
couldn't keep from scratching. 1t
looked very bad; would hate to go
out while It was on my face. Every
lone noticed 1t and some would ask
what 1t was.
II tried some home remedies before
using Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
such as ---, -, ----- and -. l
could only find temporary relief until
I began to use Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment. put the Cuticura Ointment on
my face and let 1t stay on for about
an hour and then / washed my face
with Cuticura Soap. used the CUT.
cura Soap and Ointment for one month
and / was cured" (Signed) Miss
Virginia Woodward, Feb. 81, 1919.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32.p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cutcura, Dept L, Boston"
Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
FAR BETTER THAN aUrNINE.

Elixir Bnbek cures malaria where
uuinine fails, and Ii can be taken with
impunity by old and young.
Having suffered from Malarious Fe-
yer for several months, getting no relief
from quinine and being completely brok-
en- down in health. elixir Babek' effect
ed permanent cure. William F, MARI.
Elixir Babek so cents, all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczew-
ski & Co. Washington. d. c,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
podoIno Verbal Debris.

Tourist (alighting from train ut
Prairieville)-What's the laundering
noise up the street?
Station Agent-Colonel Roarer de.
nouncing grating and grafters.
Tourist-But / don't see anybody
listening to him. Where's his audi.
ence?
Station Agent--ln the cyclone Gel
'tars-JudRa
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Oats for Hoo Feed.

Oats as a hog feed has never been
very popular for two reasons. First,
the price is usually too high: and,
second, the feeding value is not SO
great per pound for hogs as that
of corn. When the price declines go
that the cost per pound is less than
corn the attention OF hog raisers Is
Immediately attracted to its feeding
value
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Queer Advancement,

81 am not going to take sleeper
for this one trip
But isn't part of the journey at
night?"
Well, what of that?"
How can you make a night jour
ney In day coach?
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Not a Minute Wasted.

Can | get my pants pressed while
you cut my hair?"
Certainly, sir"
"All right. Boy. shine my shoes at
the same time and hand me that news
paper BY the way, get the restaurant
next door to send in couple OF sand
wiches, and can be eating my lunch"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Clumsy Enouah.

"Stoogins waltzes like a camel"
II don't know how camel watzes,
but Judging from Stoogins movements
out there on the floor, he would make
a first class turkey trotter.'
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
New lCea In Education.

The moving picture has been intro
duced as a permanent feature of the
German schools Films for courses Of
bsc,eriology. anatomy and biology are
already available In talat country,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Nh. SIx-sIxTy-svx

This Is u prescription prepared especially
for Malaria or ChtIls and Fever. Five
or six doses will break any case, and II
taken then tonic the fever Will not re.
turn CSC. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Commencement Date Set.
Chicken Has Four Legs.

Trezevant.-Mrs. Ware, wife Of the
cashier Of the Bank of Trezevant, has
young chicken in her poultry yara
that has four legs.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Three Stills bestowed.

Knoxville.--Deputy Collector T. X.
Teall and posse raided and destroyed
three illicit stills in Monroe and Polk
counties Monday and Tuesday.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

1t sometimes happens that deaf
mute is not highly educated but what
he knows he has at his fingers ends.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
New Depot Is Begun.

Trezevant.-Work was begun on tn.
new Louisville & Nashville passenge,
depot and telegraph office at this place
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
RIJR-mY-TISM

win cure your Rheumatism and all kinds
OF aches and pains - Neuralgia, Cramps,
Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores,
Burns, etc. Antiseptic Anodyne. Price
25c. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

Hrs, wtns'ow's Soothing syrup for Children
teethiug, softens the gums, reduces intiammn'
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie Csc "a bottle.AN
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

When a young widow gets on a
bachelors trail, it's only a matter of
time.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

Ripley.--Quite an exciting municipa
election was held at Gates SATURDAY,
r. J. Moore berg ele-.ted mayor.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

What do you think of that labor
theory?'
ut won't work"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

A drunken man will tell you every
thing he knows--but what's the use?
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

No man is born as free and equal
as hired girl.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

We feel sorry for the hero who is
out of job.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
The BUSY Bee.

There Is no domestic animal or
fowl that pays us as big dividends as
the honey bee. She works for moth
ing, boards herself, supports her
queen and the royal male harem, fer
tilizes the blossoms for miles around,
and frequently furnishes us with
enough honey in one year to buy the
entire hive, bees and all, twice over,
Hives of bees are frequently kept in
large cities, as well as in the country.
We have seen a number of hives on
roofs of buildings. etc, where the own
ers had no other space available, and
the bees will do just as well there as
on the ground provided the hives are
shaded from the hot sun.
Your success in keeping bees de-
is the food supply. They gather their
food in the form of nectar and pollen
from all sorts of blossoms. The nee
tar is eaten by the bee, undergoes GER
tain changes, and Is stored in the
comb as finished honey. The pollen
Is treated in a somewhat similar man
ner, and is worked over into bee bread
with which the young are fed. A fairly
constant succession of Towering plants
must be available for your bees, and
there must be enough of these flowers
SO that the bess can gather more
honey than they need. Remember that
you don't get any honey until the
bees have all they need. You get the
surplus only.
Before you buy hive of bees look
over the territory within a radius Of
q mile and size up the feeding posi-
bilities. II there are considerable
amounts of clover you are safe. Sweet
clover, fruit trees and bushes. bass
wood and mustard, buckwheat and fax
are heavy honey bearers. OF course.
ornamental flowers do their share, but
they are of much less Importance.
II you find plenty of feed without
too much competition from other bee-
keepers, your next step is to secure a
good standard beehive with strong
colony Of lta.Ju bees and tested !tal.
Commencement Date Set.
Paducah-The county high school
commencement date has been set for
May 20 and that of the common
graded schools for May 2s. The Coun'
ty Alumni Association will give its reg
ular excursion on the river on the
evening of May 81.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
TO sToP THE C9pGH3cURET THE

spray or mop the throat with the wonderful antsep-
do 1R PORTERS ANTiSEPTlC HEALING OIL
Il cures in one day. Fall directions with each
bottle. &c, Soc, sl.00
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Just the Riuh. Ace

Has the millionaire Prudence mar
ried much of a past?"
"Sixty-nine years"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

No. Alonzo. you cannot always tel!
a belle by her rings.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

A fortnight passed uneventfully
Edyth Waterman had been given
every chance to enjoy her freedom un.
molested. She had not seen her hus-
band or heard from him since the
afternoon he had left her sitting be-
fore the library fire.
At last she received a communities
ton from Waterman. He would sail
on the Silver Star the following day
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Imnortan. tc. Mothers

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Signature of N<NzzzZM
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22

Ladies' Don't BE Hairy. My guaranteed treat
ment will remove all supertiuous hair, have
the most successful treatment In the world.
Write today for free sample and particulars
Don't delay. Remove that biemish to woman's
beauty. Ad. The Home supply, Bethel. Conn.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
PARTING OF THE WAYS
BY NELLIE cRAvEY GILMORE.

For an hour Waterman wrote rapid
ly, then turned in his revolving chair
and fixed his attention upon his wife.
Il have read your letter over several
times, Edyth." he said gravely. land
there doesn't seem to be any alterna-
tive. 1t is your wish that leave your"
Il am afraid 1t is the only way" she
replied slowly.
There is-another man, Edyth?
Her eyes met his in quick, indignant
challenge.
"Harrison!"
Without answering her, Waterman
drew from his pocket her letter and
read aloud:
thought II would be
best to tell you now, frankly, that II
10 my wish to separate from you, be
fore there should arise any tangible
cause for bitterness or regret. After
much carefui observation, ! have ar.
rived at the conclusion that we are
not for each other, and that under the
circumstances, a continuance of our
relation would be quite wrong. The
next best thing is for us to part
quietly and peaceably, rather than to
wait until we have to do 1t violently
and with hard feelings
1t was all SO queer, so sudden. His
wife's letter was the very first inti-
nation he had had that all was not
well between them.
1T shall be as you say" he remark
ed calmly. 81 intend to provide amply
for you. II you ever want or need any.
thing, call on me-"
Half an hour later, Edyth heard him
leave the house and obeying some in
explicable impulse. she ran to the win
dow and watched him out OF sight.
Then she turned away, her eyes filling
rapidly with tears, and flung herself
down on lounge where she sobbed
herself to sleep.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
Memphis Directory

LAX-ANA, "surc Chill Killer" klk-LAA, best tonic
Known FOR liver and headache without ca lionel.
Dr. Dessiss Wine for wocnfresh and strong Sold
by ali druggists Ti-Teae Drus mrs Co. Mrs msmphs Tenn
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-05-22
ALIENS
FOOT=EASE.,

The Antseptc powder shaken into
the shoes-The Standard ksH-
edy for the feet for a ouarterl
...,t,,,,t IN mn act ,tpAutalg Anl6t
Arizona republican., 1913-05-11
BEES FAILED, BALERS
 BEAT II QUICKLY
Farm Hands Discover Swarm in Hay
 and Leave at 40 Mi. Per.

"Hi-i-i-yuh, Git outa here, It was a calm pastoral scene near Scottsdale the other afternoon. A gang of overalled farm hands was loading dried hay into a gasoline baler as fast as the machine could consume it. Ev- erything was peaceful
 Suddenly the air was split by the yell of mingled fear and pain. Drop ping their tools the men took one en- tirely satisfying slant at the hopper of the baler and-Pouf' they were all gone.
 The air in the vicinity of the baler then became filled with the noise of d million microscopic buzz saws all working like mad. The baler cOntin- ued to eat into the last chunk of hay that had been stuffed into 1t and in a moment there issued from the in wards countless thousands of infuriat- ed bees.
 It had been a little private swarm in a shock of hay The forkful had not been noticed or disturbed by the husky farmer who had crammed it into the hopper. That is until the contents thereof began to emerge. Baled bees. Bad actors, too. It was over half an hour before the men could get near
  gingerIy to pick up the remnants. Having once been disturbed, the bees spread angrily about for a while and then came to rest on another inviting little bunch of the valleys most fam ous product. Then the operators were enabled to return to their tasks and re- arrange matters. It was warmer than even the Arizona sun could justify near that baler for a few minutes, and the heat was not climatic either.
 A Temperance Yarn.
 Another amusing tale comes in from the Scottsdale district Two ranchers came to Phoenix to stock up. They ordered their loot packed in the wagon at a corral. Then anticipating their possible deprivation of that there stuff that travels in bottles, they went around and about to have a last long glorious one. The result was they were pretty well spreed when they got home with their load. They had driven mighty promiscously and had jolted their vehicle along the roads and canal
Arizona republican., 1913-05-11

product which the United States gov
 ernment in recent bulletin not only declared the best of fish foods, but placed it at the head of list of a list of seven great staples, namely:
 salmon. steak, cured ham, macaroni, eggs, chicken and white bread. Great numbers of persons are ignorant of this food value They look on salmon more as side dish or relish than as a staple Not few are possesstd of the belief that it is a white fish of the halibut species. and that its pink or reddish scoier results from conservatives. Others imagine that the canned salmon has little or none of the taste of the fresh variety, and
Arizona republican., 1913-05-11
DICKENS FINE
 |S REM|TTEO
Tulapai Seller Gets Off Light Judge Morrow Goes to San Francisco Other Offices Slack Work for Two Weeks

Fast work between Phoenix and Washington resulted yesterday in the remitting of the $1O0.0O fine of Richard Dickens the Mohave- Apache Indian who was the defendant in the celebrated tulapai liquor case before the United States district court week before last. Attorney Hayes for the convicted man wired to the president to have the fine remitted Dickens had served his six months long be- fore his case came up fOr- trial so with the conviction came the order releasing him on the ground that he had already served more than his sentence.
 In less than five days the matter had gone through the judicial depart ! ment at the capital, had been referred to the president and was approved and back again in the office of J. | F.. Morrison.
 Morrison to Globe.
 i Morrison leaves for Globe Monday night in order to be in that city when Goodwin is hanged Tuesday. | The district attorney said yesterday 1 he would not be present at the hang | ing but would be represented by some one who preferred such scenes ! Following that he goes to his home ! in Bisbee for the summer. He will be back in time to take part in the l October business of the court. Judge Morrow Leaves
 Judge Morrow Mrs Morrow and l the judges private secretary, William 1 Hawkins. got away last evening for l San Francisco. His honor in all probability will be back on the 2Sth to finish mp the term, in which two criminal and a number of civil cases remain Conferences with the other | judges on the bench of the circuit l court of appeals for the ninth dis ! trict and some private matters will keep the judge busy the next two
 weeks. In his eight weeks here Judge i Morrow made himself very well liked | by everyone who came in contact with him. The officials of the court | to man swear by him, for they all 1 liked the business like way he con ducted the many cases that came up l One man even went so far /as to say that if he had to be sentenced, for anything wrong he had done, he
 would prefer Judge Morrow to pro nounce the words
 Clerks Still Busy
 Allan B Jaynes, clerk of the fed eral court left Friday for his home in Tucson, leaving his assistants F. F McCray- and Francis Crable hold
 ing down the desks. The work of 1 compiling the minutes is still of an i appalling size though every days
 work leaves an appreciable impress sion on the pile. Consequently the
 clerks office continues to be one of
 the busiest offices in the town. L. $ Marshal C. A Overlook left the other day for Globe to be in his of flee at the execution of the mur-
 derer James E. Goodwin next Tues day. His men, commanded by Chief Deputy Willets, are gathering up the loose ends of very busy session and
 making ready for the next part of
 the term, which opens about the first of June.
Arizona republican., 1913-05-11

could scarcely be brought to believe that d pinch of salt and the cooking are all that there is to make any difference
 Washington well can offord to cele- brate salmon day With fisheries third in it's great industries second only to lumber and wheat-it counts it's salmon wealth in millions each year Every fourth year comes the great sockeye run, when tht salmon catch is from 200 to 300 per cent larger than ordinarily, and when the person seeking unusual sights may by journey to the southwest shore of Vancouver island. see leagues of sea lashed into foam as myriads of
Arizona republican., 1913-05-11

banks with a grand disregard for the contents of the wagon bed.
 The next morning on unpacking their load they came to four small com pact looking boxes branded with the well known sign of an explosive man ufacturer and claiming to contain in all two hundred pounds of dynamite. Perhaps it is good thing that the sources of that there stuff are going to be cut off-perhaps. say the two ranchers.
Arizona republican., 1913-05-11

fish move in a compact mass, their gleaning backs showing for miles along the surface of the water
 There are many kinds of Pacific coast salmon, nearly every stream representing a different variety. Yet. despite the variance in the grades. they are all first class food, and the 200, 100000 pounds or so of the fish packed annually are well worth the celebrating, as well as the eating- Tacoma Ledger
Arizona republican., 1913-05-11
A VALUABLE FOOD FISH

There is stid a great deal to be done in behalf of the great canned
Arizona republican., 1913-05-11

Hire a little Salesman at The Re publican office. A Want Ad will see more customers than you can.
Arizona republican., 1913-05-11

s s bte constr thar the motor in the motor wnk delivering wit raph vinp m rs 0 similar meS Srement
 
   O  on priced a Phoenix. Call e221 1NuthFiru usneeta