The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-31
And che m.n arc right"

VIVA, an escape I nsve haf,"
Meaning house parties. or that
am a gentleman"
III you hal not been a gentleman
For. Of eouTse. you arc. stree ny
uncle has 80 dubbed you. II you he'd
not been q gentleman"
IL you had TO, been a lady, II
you had been q 5unlso s.sercr. And
SIN % not know that you are not
one. DO you believe met | kept my
hand on my wallet 2oeket nearly all
the time"
Il Understood you TO say that you
were pocr.'
oh. mean tina: | am toe poor 20
hur, for excitement IN bizarre
things"
Confess hat you look upon me
with a frank conteGpt!"-Impe-i
ousiy.
Never"
That in your secret mind you
wri;e me down silly focl"
ALLOW ne 70 quote cogoe-ry-
1 Masters. remember that am an
ass. though It be not written down,
We, forget not that an an ass
Thus. l may net call you u foci. Be
sides. Il would be very impolite."
You neither eat nor drink. Why
/ i demand TO retain some OF ny
seifrespcct"
"Yeu must think Us a pack of
fools"
/ oh. indeed. no: only rich"
That Is almost an epigram"-
warningly. You will lead me TO be.
! lieye that you belong to smart soci-
/ ETY. in Eome provincial town"
Heaven forfendi"-earnee,ly.
But speak all the thought Moth
ing prevents truth from either CT US
Fl, tonight"
All OF whnt thoueht7"
We are not fcois. cniy rich"
Wei. lower the bucket, then:
and II I ca1 bring tritd 20 the top
OF the we'll you Wiil promise not 70
blush on beholding herr
Il premise
1T lie nnedden.ng sn1 unhealthy to
be rich and idle TIE rich and idle
do such impossible things in the wild
effort 20 pass away the dragging
hours. Society is NOT mede up %
fools; rather knavss and madmen
Money aud idieness result In a mild
attack OF insanliy."
Thanks"
"YcI are welscmo. Shall lower
truth slong with the butter Of nat
tery?"
You may lower tie butter OF nat
terry. SO that is how the great pub
lie looks upon u.s."
Yes. in a way; while It e1vIcs
you"
7 have ALWAYS been rich. What is
poverty like
Tt 70 comparative"
1t must be hcrr,i"
Poverty is ugly only when man
himself is the Cause CT IT,"
Another epi7rcm. have always
been under ry unc;e's care. "-with
the slightest drecp CT he lips
An Ills knowledge begins az the
table and ends a. the stable: Wit.
ieges and horses n woman had
crossed hts path he would have been
great man"
Poor Cnele Csu. To him am
his favor.te ely. and he has put huge
sums on me to win the ducal race
Everybody says that In 70 marry the
duke Of Roxcitft."
And voT?'' Go not know why my
heart sank q little as hesitstingly
put this question.
Il? on. I'm going 70 baik a. ths
quarter and throw ire race Tonight
what would you have done in M
place."
Hailed a gentleman exactly like
myseif"
She dnll,ed with 4 rose. brushing Il
across her lips II % not know why
desire your good opinion. Perhaps
its the novelty 81 slt'ins beside O
mar Who docs not believe IN Eat
terry"
''F7stterv = = truth 'hat e not true
think you srr charmir0. beautiful
i,oragirz. enchanting. mysrfyinr
can th.rk ~ 70 ether n1ieotivcs.'
II fr'te7v u truth that T. no.
true. then ell your pretty sdiectives
mean nothing"
"oh. but I An not hsit-- ycu. Men
natter hcnsiy wcuenAhonsiy WON
IN who ere rich and easily hood
winkef what I Rave Offered ycu n
the Ire ~ decorative afirctivra vCI1
mirrc- has si-cEiv told vcu tine and
time sEsin Had 7 ss'd that YOU are
witty. scho'arlv. fcientidc vastly and
highly intellectual net knowing v1u
any better than ! 10. thrt would rave
been hattsry. 10 you grasp the
point"
"Nsbulcusiy You nrs i-yins 10 say
something n'cs
We arr setting N oar4inlv. when
J. ief' 'he o'rh tonight tbs widest
stretch - nv fancv would net have
placed M hsre beside you
"Yoe" --irrsiNva0fiv .f-cti ~ ~ are
. md F"cry-hias ie 20 terribly mo
urfcn~u1
Tonight"
We'll ncf Or rirNf"
Won have not afto1 ne ~.ho nm I'd
Then you arc soncb-fv i5oly
she conicur ia'r1 80 fpscu'a'irr.-
a. 70 we're
7 ifuahed Th't we th- rncsf srrut
ire srd c~chantinr tG-entu-- 7 ned
ever had t1s iuek IN fsn into TIE
world thinks co." 7 replied % be-
nufsffoa
The wo@i- what vcr.G-'
nv world fn1 rar' ~
yours
Are ycu m, r. 'rose mon vim pr
c71rfFh something tcsides novel CIR
mere
40 Z nm ipd ~ believe"
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