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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

Six months in jail is the sentence
meted out to a tango dancer in Ger
many. German methods might work
mighty well In America, too.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

Some word is required to denote the
place where the aviator keeps his ma
chine. and hangar" is objected TO as
strained. Why not nest" or "roost, !"
as BELTS the tribe OF ayes?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11
FoREer Destruction IMMINENT.

French Minister Of Agriculture Otsers
Note Of Warning to Foresters.
The French minister OF agriculture.
Etienne Clementel. uttered a warning
az to the grave danger which threat
ened the world unless reforestation
were properly organized in all coun-
tries and the wanton destruction OF
trees stopped He was presiding over
the opening session Of the interna-
tional foresters' congress, at Paris, in
which 700 delegates we're participant
ing, including Mr.. Woolsey from the
United States.
NJ Clementel announced that the
French government was devoting 5000 :
900 to the work Of reforestation-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

Orville Wright says awaiting is just
as safe as motoring. Which assuredIy
goes a long way toward bolstering VI
our motoring nerve.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

The new British ambassador is
baseball fan, which is certainly better
than devotion to the tennis court OF
even golfing.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

The painted gown is the --latest
fashion from Paris. It is to be hoped
Il is not intended to match the face.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

A New Jersey school ia to teach the
art Of milking COWS. The pretty girl
50 doing Is to become q fair fact In
life as well as in song.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

Broadway, says an intrepid woman
explorer. is more in need Of mission,
aries than darkest Africa. And yet II
has it's angels.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

The prudent Englishman now looks
under his chair before sitting down te
dinner, and under his bed before coins
to sleep.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

1t is always interesting at this time
OF the year to find out In how many
rev places the old garden hose leakE
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

A Chicago girl lost two of hei
teeth in biting a footpad who tried
to rob her. Beyond question he was
u tough.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

Joy-riding is one Of the things that
ought to be done soberly-which, man
Ifestly, is impossible.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

It begins to look as IL the time hat
arrived when no elopement can be con
Bidered complete with out a press
agent
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

Now there is to be an Astronomical
trust. II poetical justice is dealt Out
to It the new combination ought tc
see stars.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

The housemaids having organized
the copper" will now exchange the
back porch for the parlor.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

There would be fewer failures
could baseball enthusiasm be carried
into business.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

According to a college professor
baseball is a nerve irritant. Still, the
home team can't be expected to wiz
always.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

Germany is trying to take the tang
out of the tango by sending those who
dance 1t to prison.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

On some Of the tight skirts one s
r. o. sign should be hung.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

A crying baby is simply developing
its lungs.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

At that, no one ever has attempted
10 describe girl riding on the aft seal
of q motorcycle as particularly charm
Ing.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

Anyway, the grandmothers of the
offtce boys have thus far not died 10
vain.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11
Peach Tree Borer.

Mr.. Peach Tree Borer is busy these
DAYS. Get after him with a piece of
sharp wire.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

The eternal triangle-One obtuse
angle and two actue angles.-Smart
Set.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11
Poor Spelling Of Average
School Child
BY H. S. lie Valley. Kankakee. III.

failed in the long ago hahfu rivalry
exhibited by the pupils under the old oral spelling Here
both and attention Eagemes and enthusiasm noted
where languid interest is manifested.
Let in the public schools have both types spelling drill
three times of writing to two of old fashioned spelling down
will marked difference interest and efficiency
by doing.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

said buy diamonds any other nation and an
newspaper wonders what becomes of are worn y
society women. Poll the bartendeIS and hotel clerks
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

American municipalities) that we
Americans still have everything to
learn regarding the efficient and hon
est organization Of life in our cities.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

People ought to get the habit Of ndugng automobile col
sons Sunday An effective collision completely Injuries the spirit of
he day.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-07-11

The attempt discovered San Francisco dup fends with
preparation of what assed as benevolent
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
new VERSION OF HAPPENING
Rumor That "Higher Critic" Has I'm.
earthed a Revised Account Of
+. SoIomon's Famous Deed.

History is becoming more unreliable
all the time The other day high
er critic" excavating in the Pelopon-
nesus, unearthed the following revised
account OF one Of King Solomon's ia
nous verdicts.
1t seems that there was a child
which was claimed by two women,
and the case was brought before
Judge Solomon for decision. Accord
ing to the old version Of the story
Judge Solomon, after careful consid-
GRAFTON, proposed that the child be
cut in two and half given to each wom-
an, whereupon the real mother pro-
tested.
1t now appears that this is not
what he did at all. He was still
shrewder. Instead Of cutting the child
in two on the spot, he ordered that 1t
be capitalized. Thereupon company
was formed and the stock equally d.
vided between the two claimants. He
then put the child to work in sweat
shop. Both women, satisfied, wen
away and lived in ease and affiuenct
ever after on the proceeds.-Lfe.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
WILL RELIEVE COMMON ILLS
''"p,e Home Remedies That Nav q.
"ea"s OF Preventing Serious
Attack of Sickness

.r mere is happy medium between
sans IN silence and haunting a
aSS.oi once The drug habit is not
aahlrable, but equally foolish is Il to
let ills become illness, " ~
a.. 1e,e are a few simple home RENE.
ales' harmless. generally effective and
inexpensive. 0 "ha
"A DAD cold can often be broken if a
.eaSpoonful of powdered ginger In a
cup OF hot milk is taken at the first
symptom.
another quick cure is a half tea.
spoonful each of bicarbonate of soda
and aromatic spirits of ammonia ia.
hen IN a half cupful of hot water as
soon as you feel the cold.
A bad headache can often be cured
oy drinking half glass of cold water
IN which has been squeezed the Juice
Oh half lemon and a half teaspoonful
Of soda.
Bruises and cuts can have no better
treatment than to apply turpentine i'm.
mediately. 1t will sting, but it will
cure. Cloths wrung from turpentine
and hot water can be frequently ap-
pied. For a cold in the chest rubbing
with turpentine and lard is excellent.
For a burn there is nothing better
than carrom oil, which Is nothing more
than equal parts of linseed oil and
lime water.
To prevent infection in a cut perox
ide should be applied at once. Equal
ly good is pure alcohol.-Boston Globe
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Still Got Good Credit.

A laboring man, who often runs
counter to the police, was picked up
few nights ago, almost literally, too,
for he had difficulty in keeping the
sidewalk and street from humping to-
gether.
"Why, Thomas, Thomas" said the
policeman in a reproving tone, what
In the world does this mean?'
what does dis mean. wha' does
dis mean, wha' does dis mean?' said
Thomas, with the rising infection, IN
an injured tone of voice. why, yo'all
orter know sho'ly wha' dis mean! 1t
means All still got good credit in man
home town-dat's what hit meant"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Those Peruna Testimonials
How Are They Obtained?

refer such questions to a body OF men
who are already convinced OF the
worthlessness of proprietary medt-
cines. To give such body of men
the unlimited authority to decide
whether our claims for Peruna are
valid or not is a manifest violation OF
my constitutional rights.
My claims are based both on cred
liable theoretical grounds and upon
irrefutable statistics But am quite
willing to have our claims as TO the
composition Of Peruna properly and
thoroughly investigated, and if found
to be false proper penalty should
be fixed. Or If | am making any
statements concerning disease, as to
the nature. symptoms or danger OF
any disease, if am making any such
statements as 10 unnecessarily fright
en- the people by false assumptions,
am willing to submit to any unbiased
tribunal or investigation.
Mrs. Alice Boyle, 500 Clinton ST.,
Circleville, Ohio, writes: u want to
inform you what Peruna has done
for me. have been afflicted with ca
tarrh for several years. have tried
different medicines and none seemed
to do me any good until | used Pc
runa. | have taken six bottles and
can praise it very highly for the good
it has done me. | also find it of great
benefit to my children"
Peruna is for sale at all drug stores.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
NO LONGER SELECTS THE HAT
Hubby's First and Last, Experience at
Millinery Store, Was Alto.
gether Too Costly.

Congressman Ralph W. Moss of In
diana did not care much for a hat his
wife wore. He finally spoke about it.
Mrs. Moss admitted that it was plain,
and, instead of taking exceptions to
her husbands remark, invited him to
accompany her the next time she
bought hat.
Il can certainly pick out better
one than that" said Mr.. Moss.
So they went to the store together
Mrs. Moss said not a word as the
comely milliner displayed one beau
tiful bonnet after another. It was the
first time Mr.. Moss had ever been in
millinery store, but he appeared to
be at ease. and finally selected one of
the most joyful creations in the en-.
tire stock. Mrs. Moss looked well in
it. She was pleased.
I'll take that" said the Hoosier
congressman. How much is ir?'
Forty dollars" said the pretty girl
without even a blink.
Mr.. Moss saw blue stars, but luck
lily had just come from the bank
and was able to produce that much
in cash. Now he let's Mrs. Moss buy
her own hats and he does not COM
plain about their being plain.-Judge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Problem in Physics.

A native of T., on the coast of Scot
land, when the contract for the build
ing Of the first three steamers fitted
with electric lights at the local ship
yard was completed, formed one Of
the social party gathered to entertain
the electricians, says Ideas. In a
burst of candor and comradeship, he
was heard to say to one of the wire
men:
Mon, Peter, efter workin' wi you
on they boats, believe could put in
the. electric LIGHT masel, but there's
only one thing that bates me-"
AYE, aye, Sandy, what is that?"
inquired his interested friend, willing
to help him if it lay in his power.
"Weel, mon,' replied Sandy, tits
juist this: dinna ken hoo yet get
the lie tae rim alang the wires"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
AWFUL THOUGHTS
QUICKLY bAN|SHED
Thought, at Times, that She Would
Die: Saves Herself, Also
Young Girl WhoseTro
Were Similar to Hers.

CiarksVille, Tenn.-Mrs. H. L. Ma.
son, OF this place, writes: II want to
"rlte you a few lines in regard to
tonic. =
before my marriage I lived in Ev-
ansVllle, Ind. l suffered very much
win Womanly trouble. | thought, at
umes, that would nearly die with
pans IN my stomach, and backache
saw your medicine advertised, and
sent and got bottle. The first bottle
neiped me, and haven't been both
cred with any Of my old troubles since.
After my marriage, | lived in Mt
vernon, Ind, and one Of my neighbours
girls suffered like I did. | told them
to give her Cardui, the woman's tonic,
as 1t would help her, and it certainly
did, right away.
Will surely recommend Cardui to
ali women, for I think it is a good med
icine for all kinds Of womanly
trouble"
If you are suffering from any Of the
ailments peculiar to weak women
such as headache, backache, sideache,
nervousness, sleeplessness, ETC., we
urge you to give Cardui, the woman's
tonic, trial.
1t should surely do for you, what it
mas done for thousands of others. in
the past half century, who suffered
with similar troubles.
Begin taking Cardui today. Your
druggist sells it.
N. B.-H,rift 70: Chattanooga Medicine Co., Ladies
Hsdai narsan! your case and 64-pase book, Home
T'eatnen, Tor Women. sent in plain vrappe:. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
PROGRESS.

All cur institutions, thoughts, senti-
ments and methods are slowly chang
ing with the advancement OF civiliza-
ton. AS time passes, the progressive
individuals and nations lay aside one
error and superstition after another.
Feudalism, chattel slavery, divine right
of kings, titles Of nobility and militar.
ism have already become antiquated
relics of the past. Our science is
daily growing more complete, religion
more liberal, inventions more perfect,
trade and industry more expansive
and unified, comforts and convent
ences more general, education more
popular and governments more demo
cratic.-Colorado Springs Gazette.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10


by various forms Of treatment they
have found complete relief by the
use of Peruna. These testimonials
have come to me unrequested, unso-
licited, unrewarded in any way, d.
rectly or indirectly. They have SIM
ply been cleaned from my private cor
respondence with patients that have
been more or less under my treatment
or taking my remedies.
No remedy, official or unofficial, has
a greater accredited basis for the
claims we make for it than Peruna as
q remedy for catarrh.
l have never been opposed at any
time to the regulations offered by the
Pure Food and Drugs Act. | am not
now opposed to its provisions, but |
am opposed to the proposed amend
ments to give to a partisan board of
physicians the unqualified authority to
decide as to all therapeutic claims
which may be made for a proprietary
medicine. 1t is manifestly unjust to
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Fire in Bank of ENGLAND,

The first fire within memory oc.
Cured at the Bank of England, Lon.
don, a few days ago. The fire broke
out in the southwestern portion Of
the building. The flooring and joist-
ing were considerably damaged The
outbreak was discovered by the Bank
Of England authorities, and subdued
by their own appliances in 80 min.
utes. A lieutenant and a dozen men
Of the Irish Guards on duty at the
bank, with fixed bayonets, assisted
the police in keeping the crowd back
from the building.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Novel Reasons,

Some men write novels because
they have got into a mess with a
woman and want to see how 1t looks
on paper, or to explain their real mo-
tives, or to find way out. Other
novels are really intimate letters in.
tended for one reader only. Others
and these are largely those written
by women-create the kind of life
which the writer would have lived
had she ever had the chance: exer.
cises in what may be called the Con-
ISOLATION School of Fiction. But the
greater number are written because
some one else wrote better, and the
initiative faculty Is so strong in us
London Lavender" by E. V. Lucas
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
"St. Sophia" a Mjsnor1er,

Some may have wondered who was
the St. Sophia who gave her name to
the great church at Constantinople. 1t
is not named after saint at all, it's
correct designation, Agia Sophia,
meaning House of Divine Wisdom"
According to tradition an angel in.
spired this name. Shortly after the
foundation of the church had been
laid by Justinian, boy set to watch
the workmen's tools was visited by
celestial figure with wings reaching
to heaven. "Go and tell the emperor"
commanded the angel, "that this
church is to be named The House Of
Divine Wisdom" and on hearing the
boys story Justinian obeyed the an
gelic command.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
GET THIS FOR COLDS
Prescription for Positive Results
Don't Experiment.

From your druggist get two ounces
OF Glycerine and half an ounce Of Globe
Pine Compound Concentrated Pine)
Take these two ingredients home and
put them into a half pint of good whis-
key. Shake we'll. Take one to two tea
spoonfuls after each meal and at bed
time. Smaller doses to children &C.
cording to age" This is said to be the
quickest cough and cold cure known to
the medical profession. Be sure to get
only the genuine Globe Pine Compound
concentrated Pine. Each half ounce
bottle comes in tin screW-top sealed
case. If your druggist is out Of stock
he will quickly get it from his whole
sale house. Don't fool with uncertain
mixtures. It Is risky. Local druggists
say that for the past six years this has
had wonderful demand. Published by
the Globe Pharmaceutical laboratories Of
Chicago.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Balanced,

Representative Pujo was talking In
Washington about the currency.
ut must balance" he said. 1T
must balance automatically and deli
cately. 1t must resemble the Christmas
husband.
"'Oh, John, DEAR said this chaps
wife, I'm sorry you've got all those
heayy parcels to carry -
you see,' John painted, re-
assuringly, my pocket is very much
lighter now"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Roses in Medicine.

Roses at one time figured prom
inently in the pharmacopoeia. Pliny
gives 80 remedies compounded of
rose leaves and petals. Sufferers
from nervous complaints used to seek
relief by sleeping on rose pillows and
one is told that Heliogabalus used to
imbibe rose wine as a pick-meup
after his periodical gormandizing
hours. The flower was also served
at table, both as a garnish, in the way
parsley is now used, and. as salad
and rose water was largely used for
flavoring dishes. Roses as food have
gone out of favor among western ma
tons. but the Chinese still eat rose
fritters.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Our Discomfort.

Brand Whitlock, the mayor Of To-
ledo, was talking about discomfort.
1T is our discomfort, our divine dis
content" he said, that will make .
great nation of US.
II believe in discomfort. can
sympathize even with the discontent-
ed old farmer, who said:
'Contented? WhenIl I be con-
tented? Wall, I'll be contented when
own all the land adjoinin' mine-and
not befur, by gum!'"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Self.Appreclatlon.

How do you know your speech
made such a profound impression?"
asked the doubling friend. There
wasn't very much cheering"
That's just the point" replied Sen
ator Sorghum. II am one Of the ora
tors to whom my constituents would
rather listen than hear themselves ap-
plaud,"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Distinction

What have you ever done to claim
distinctions? In other words, what
have you ever done that was original
or out of the ordinary"
Il once had part in the actual
transfer of several shares Of stock
on the New York exchange"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10

For a great
many years l
have been gath
ering statistics
as to the effects
of Peruna when
taken for ca
t a rr h al d e.
rangements. i
have on hand
thousands of
unS0Hcited teS-
timonials from
people in all
stations Of life,
who claim that
a ( t er N a II y
years futile at
tempts to rid
themselves of
nh ro-,1 1a{1~,L
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10

A woman has just died from blood
poisoning. due to sticking her hat
pin into her head. Usually some one
besides the user Of the pin has been
the victim.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10

Aviators In German, are paid s37
a month-that and dgalh accounting
for the scarcity Of German aviators
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
The Condition.

Can your wife keep a secret?"
q. Certainly, if there is nobody
around for her to tell it to-"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10

Chicago has school for brides, but
all graduates are not guaranteed q
position
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
Struggling Along.

us that a monthly rose?"
ut looks more like weakly one
to me-"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10
In the Niuht Editors Room.

Here's long story about that
storm on the lake the other day. Want
1t cut down."
Does it begin, The storm beggars
description"
Eyes"
We'll run that, and cut out the de-
scription."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10

Wished to Break the Record.
There's something uncanny about
hat lawyer"
WHY"
when his client was defeated he
didn't make 4 motion for Z new
trial"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10

LESSON TEXT-Genesis 1:26, u; z'-''
1924 :,
GOLDEN TEXT-"God created man III
his own image" Gen. III.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-01-10

Fighting Hog
Crowley.-Hog chal'
fought and farmers wi
serum are reporting s
zard seems to be res
diseas
The daily Alaskan., 1913-04-05
BARNEY McGEE CARRIES
 BANNER OF sUFFRAGETTEs

This mornings boat brought in Rareny McGee, the hotel man from Whitehorse. Mir. Mc3eo has been east for the winter and Is return inl north with the otaor sourdoughs t9 begin the seasons activities. Mining men, mucksrs, muahers, stampeder5, and workers of all kinds filled the boats capacity when the City of Seattle left the Sound. They were dropped off at various sta uons along the way leaving about a hundred for this port.
 Mr. McGeg informs us that dur ing his absence he visited New York; Washington. St. Paul, Fargo and the sound cities Ho was in Wash .ngtou for the Wilson inauguration and admits having carried a banner for tho sufiragettes during their memorable parade
The daily Alaskan., 1913-04-05
MODERN MAN.

Man is handsomer, better housed, fed and clothed, more charitable and Is morc rarely as- sailed with gout than in ''ye old eu times" In fact, man has had on an average Of six years added to bis life ln the last century. No doubt the stress and strain of life today are conducive to ner- vous complaints as well as to arterIal. cardiac and gastrointes- tluaI disturbances. And yet with au Of thls hurry one Is amazed at tbe outward calm, the poise, of che man of aEIlrs today We read that man is old and wOn- out at sixty, but statistics prove that tbe average length of llfe Is between six and seven years longer than a century ago. Wives and children are better cared for, better educated, dressed, enter tglncd, are healthier, happier more beautiful than in the his- tory of the world as we know lt pr. John ". Wainwright