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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17

grave menace to the Republic to al
low monarchies to acquire territory
this side the Atlantic.
This vas the principle upon
which Monroe founded his famous
doctrine. Doubtless It served q
wise purpose in its day when our
system OF government vas a mere
experiment. But now. since We are
firmly established among the pow
erful nations % the earth and es-
pecially since we were first 10 vio-
late our promise not to even desire
couqussts in the East. Il is absurd.
IL not a stone about our necks..
Morally il binds US 20 keep the
peace over all the two continents
For what in return. Nothing on
earth but the satisfaction Of show
ing of the monarehies Of the East
ern from the Western Hemisphere
a prohtle<s Job which our power
and security render absurd and our
possessions in the East make hog
sish q the last degree. IL not per
ndous.
Why not lift embsrgoes and let
the republics South OF Us settle their
eternal. internal. internal affairs
themselves. just as We settle ours.
Let them work out their own des-
tiny in their own way. We are not
the guardian OF the whole earth:
besides charity should begin at
home and the Lord knows the ooun-
Try mss need OF it. Or. II there must
Be intervention. why not invite the
interested powers 20 share the snor-
nous expense Of trsnquilirius that
obsJrsperous country, Our inves-
tors and investments about equal
the three powers named. Then le,
hem furnish half the men and mon
y and let the ". n. so hang. II
foreign aggression i 50 alarming.
shy not get somebody 70 help Us
urn the Philippines loose and form
! Pan American Alliance This
Eould a. least divide the cost Of
the continual riots
nd revolutions il tsmpestuous Is
il America xxx
Rock7ort. Ky. Dec. :.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17
CATARRH OF
the PHARYNx.

Clearing out your throat every day
all day. That Is what you have beer
doing for months. Possibly years A
little mucus covers the phsrynx
II you were to so TO a doctor nc
yngitis- II you were TO look into
your own throat you would ind Just
back OF the soft palate a red lunpy
granular appearance Of the hack part
Of the throat Pharyrgitis the doc
tors call IT.
Perhaps he would call Il. foiicuiar
pharyngitisL II causes you constant
annoyance You are always maxim {
siiEht disturbances when seated in an
audience Can't hold your throat
still Stringy mucus eothers you.
Worse in the morning.
A-hem, A-hem, A-hent That Is
the way you are going nearly all day.
Sometimes IN the night when you
wake up You ought to Eargie your
throat with salt water every morn
ing. Cold salt water. That clears
out the throat perfectly and makes IL
ready for treatment
Peruna is the treatment Begin
with . te2spoocful before each meal
and at bedtime. Try IL for . week.
You viii Be convinced OF course.
Psrura viii not entirely relieve You
in . week. That Is too much TO ex-
pect Of any remedy. But IL VIII bs1e-
1t you 50 much you will be con-
WINGED Yes. It will II has done
this many times
Folicular pharvusitfs. Big words
Almost IS bs6 as the disease But IL
you take Pe-urs for one month reg
uiariy. you may forget that you ever
had such 9 disease Then you VIII
have . perfect right to forget the big
words too
People who object to liquid n,edi-
zines can now obtain Peruna Tablets
Ask Your Druggist for Free PerunA
Lucky Day Almanac for 1914.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17
Lightning and the Cows.

\ Georgia farmer whose pasture
! skirtsd by = transmission line
recently had q couple OF cattle
struck by lightning He brought
suit against the company. When
the attorneys asked the grounds for
the suit he gravsly explained that
he had lived there twenty years and
-, never until the erection OF cleo
tic wires had lightning struck
those cows Electrical World.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17
With Mexico. All Things
Being Considered.
If INTERVENTION MUST COME
Why Not ASK the Interested
Foreign Powers To Help
In the Fight?
MONROE DOCTRINES MEANING

Armed Intervention in Mexico
means an invading army OF $4,000
men al . cost OF S2.OO0.O00 per day
for the first six months In this
time that army would deteriorate
SO per cent In other words. $751;
eco men would be killed. and dis
abled by wounds. disease. &c. Then.
10 restore peace. II would require a
standing army o. 100000 and take
FIVE years time. all az a proportion
ate cost Of blood and treasure.
No wonder Europe is p2ttins Is
on our-Cn our Monroe DCctrine
and yellin' Go for en-. Sheerley."
or course viScouEt Haldane very
heartily irdorseS our peculiar dos
trire. England has thousands OF
citizens Who have nearly a half bill
lion OF dollars invested IN Mexico
alone The Monroe Doctrine. with
our treaty obligations. morally binds
Is 70 protect them and their invest
Esnts- The Lord High Chancellor
would D a queer sort % monkey
not % use Is a. cstsu2v - lorS
- We are wiliias 70 play TIA; sor;
o: cat
Thousands o. English. German
sr5 French have gone into Mexico
20 skin The poc- GrezSs-s. and their
respective governments could have
70 possible objection rot only % our
holding them while The SHINING Is
Soins o. bu, even whipping them
for hovii1s and kicking about IT,
Just how much foreign interests
have lad - 60 with unhappy Mexi- T
cos troubles We may never know, /
but Ne krov their power = ,-enen-
dous Hall = million Of greedy IL
vssto-s with nearly two billions Of
money could eorrup, greater eoun- /
tries than Mexico.
VIC vrut no territory in the East
en- Hemisphere and il would b :
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17
California Woman Seriously
Alarmed.

a short time ago I contracted &
severe cold which settled on my
lungs and caused ne a great deal o.
annoyance would hcve bad
coughing spells and NY lungs were
so sore and iafamed l began 10 Be
seriously alarmed. 4 friend recon-
usn6sd Chanberlain's Cough Rem
ety. Saving she had used il for
years ! bought 8 bottle and il r.
lisved ny cough the first night. and
II week I was rid OF the cold and
soreness o. ny lungs" writes Miss
Marie Gerber. Sawtelle. Cal. For
sale by all dealers. n
Advertisement
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o Q o Q o o o o o o o o o Q O
o A CHRISTMAS HINT. Q
Q Q o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o

Nignons-one-half cup butter. =
cup Of sugar. yolks of three eggs,
! tesspOOnful OF backing powder. y
teaspoon OF cinnamon, 4 pound OF
almonds. ground. l = cups Of -four,
! tezspOonful of vanilla
Cream the butter and sugar; add
the yolks OF the eggs and then the
almonds ground nne; sift the -four,
baking powder and cinnamon to-
gether and add 20 the mixture. With
the vanilla Roll very thin. cut into
fancy shapes, brush over with white
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17
HOW TO AVOID COLO
WEATHER DISEASES

TO prevent cold weather diseases.
PIT your body into proper healthy
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Colds. snip. b-onch.tis- pneumonia.
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IN Eos- czSes- IL This : done. Build
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This : = remarkable medicine.
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Rexau Olive OIL Emulsion Is the
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You vhc are weak and rundown,
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ROW. bar are liable 20 suffer from
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Q Q 0 Q Q @ Q 9 c o o o Q Q
9 MINCEMEAT. 9
; Q Q Q Q Q Q 9 Q c q o Q Q c

ozs pound cf rz:s;as. o1e rczz6
OF currants. one pound OF beef suet.
one-hslf pound OF eandied orange
peel and citron tmixed). one pound
OF sugar. two pounds OF apples. one
and one-half teaspoons of mixed
spices. one tablespoon OF salt. one
cup Of brandy or cider. grated rind
OF Two lemons, one cup OF nut
meats
See that the suet is beef kidney
suet; for this is the irmest. richest
and best Have it freed from all
skin and fiber. then chopped as fine
as posible. Clean the raisins and
seed them. Wash and thoroughly
dry the currants. preferably doing
this some days before the mince-
meat Is 20 be made.
Chop or cut the peel fine; if hard.
and consequently difficult to cut.
steam q little over hot water and
the labor will be unlimited. Part.
core and chop the apples and chop
the nuts. Place all these ingre-
dents together in a large bowl or
jar. add the sugar. salt, spices and
the lemon juice and grated rinds.
Mix very thoroughly, adding the
brandy or cider. whichever you de-
eide 70 use. Cover closely and set
aside 20 ripen and mature until
needed i Pictorial Review.
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There Is Nothing So Deceptive As Diamonds
ad been addressed in ls different

had been addressed in ls different
languages
Miss Forrest replied accepting,
This letter crossed the Pacific six
times. and made numerous trips up
and down the Pacific coast PUNK
EFT arrived here yesterday and re-
eeived Miss Forests letter. the en-
velope OF which was almost covered
With notations in Chinese. japanese
Korean and other languages
Plunkett had an hour 10 catch .
fast ezstbOund train Before start
ing. however. he telegrAphed the
young woman that he vas on his
way
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Fits His Case Exactly.

When father was sick about six
years ago he read an advertisement
OF Chsmberlain's Tablets in the pa
pers that m his case exactly writes
Miss Margaret Campbell. OF Fl.
Smith. Ark. He purchased a box
OF them and he has not been sick
since. Ny sister had stomach troub-
le and was also benefited By them 4"
For sale by all dealers. N
ADVERTISEMENT
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17
Constipation Poi>ons You.

u you are eons-i7stet. your en-
tire system Is poisoned By the waste
matter kept in the body-seriOus
results oftea follow Use Dr.. Kings
New Life Pills and 700 iii soon &c,
rid OF constipation headache and
other troubIes- sc AZ Druggists or
~ nail Il z Busk,ea 4 Co. Pail
atelphis. or s. Louis. n
CAdSsFtissnsaL)
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A Common Quest.

i say. my. friend" called the
motorist 10 the farmer as he drew
up alongside of the feld. I'm look
ink for decent road 10 take me
into SQuigglesville."
I'm derned glad 10 hear IT," re-
piled the farmer. EFT We happen to
md il. stranger. send me telly-
gram. will yer"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17

DE boy dat stops belisvin' in
Sznty Claus" said Cnels Ebsn. is
bout de same as grow'd up folks
DAT dOa' wznt NUN but cold facts
De pride dey takes n helm Eise
fails 10 compensate 'en toh De fun
dey's missin-"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17
Ouch,

Mrs. Pankhurst says she will re-
nOunce England and will make her
home in Holland said the Old
Fogy. 4 wonder why she selected
Holland"
All the rest OF the windnills are
there" replied the Crouch.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-12-17

OF egg or milk and sprinkle with
granulsted sugar. Bake on a greas-
ed pan in quick oven.-[Pietorial
Review.
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Arithmetic.

II there we're four flies on the
table and I killed one. how many
would BE left."
~One-the dead one
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-14
Melon w avs.

A SHERBET made Of cantaloupe 10 a
"A dainty way OF preparing. Remove
the edible portion from several canta-
loupes, mash to a pulp, and measure "
To one quart of the pulp allow one pound
of sugar and a pint of water. Boil the
sugar and water together for moment
to make a clear strip, add one table
spoonful Of gelatine, which has been
soaking in little cold water, straln' anu
set away to COOL
When cold, mix with the melon pulp.
Put into freezer and partly freeze,
then add the white of an egg whipped TO
a stiff froth with tablespoonful OF pow
dered sugar and continue the freezing.
When firm, repack the freezer and set
away for an hour or two before serving
Cut small melons in half, carefully pare
off all the rind and serve In small disnes'
filling the cavity of each melon with Ice
cream. Cover with finely ground nuts
and pieces of pineapple, and two or
three cherries.
Watermelon is delicious frozen. Mash
the red portion fine. add sugar to taste.
and the juice of a lemon to bring out
the flavor. Freeze the same as for can
taloupe sherbet.
The best method of serving watermelon
is to cut the red portion I'm pyramids and
put them in the can of the freezer. Pack
the freezer well with Ice and salt to stand
several hours before serving the pyramids
at the opening of luncheon
thick rind. Remove all the green rind
and the soft inner portion. Cut into
cubes The liquid will be like honey il
brown sugar Is used. Make the strip
and have il boiling with a few slices Of
lemon and stick cinnamon in It, Do
not put the cinnamon in bag. Pour the
melon into the strip and boil until done.
If simmered. the preserves will be dark
and rich, and the strip will be Q biz
thick. II quickly cooked they turn cleaS
pink.
Choose q large, firm watermelon, fresh.
ly picked as possible, giving the same .
thorough coat of varnish. Seal up the
stem end with sealing wax and place
in a cool, dark place. preferably the Gel.
lar. until the holidays Chill before serv.
ing. To those desiring something choice
plug the melon twelve hours before serv>
ing, and pour In q bottle OF sweet wine
II the melon was firm ana sound before
treatment Il viii be found when cut at
Christmas time - Arm and fresh a. the
day Il was taken from the vinea
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-14
POLITICAL AND
SOCIAL GEOMETRY

MOST every one at some time In his
AVA early youth studied geometry. But
the chances are he cannot now tell a
polygon from q. paragon nor a corollary
from an apothecary. He used to know
what was equal to the square on the
hypotenuse but now all he knows is
that he is not equal to it. Yet so pedan-
tic and sophomore are we all of us that
those nine months of familiarity with
geometric parlance have colored all our
conversation.
We speak gllbly of man being on
the square. We look at things from this
angle. We fly off at tangent. We have
our circle of friends, and We think we
have a sphere of influence. Stockholders
like TO get a corner on the market; news
paper men like TO get line on man.
and even the printers devil knows what
pi is. We even have the cubist art
though nobody knows what it means.
1t Is possible that there are those who
might be inter ested In pursuing in
facetious Vein study OF geometry as
applied to society and to politics, and
for such the following axioms are thrown
out merely as suggestions:
Points are the extremities OF lines,
having position only. Appointees are
often in the extremities of hard lines,
having position only.
A straight line is the shortest dis
lance between two points. A straight
ticket is the shortest distance between
graft and grab. A straight politician
is the shortest distance from heaven.
II surface has length and breadth,
but no depth Surface conversation has
length, is often rather broad. but is
uniformly lacking in depth.
y volume has length. width and
thickness. Many volumes now in CIR
culation have little else.
An upright man is on the square ana
at righ. angles with all the world.
A mans angle of divergence from the
upright measures his declins toward
tie dead ."rel of the comm onplace.
An angle is the divergence of two
lines from a common point or vortex.
A wrangle is the divergence of two
politicians from common plank.
This ends in a vortex.
II 90 degrees (Fahrenheit) were rec
ognized as the right angle OF tenlpeTa-
ture for summer there would De 1905
time lost Tuning about the weather.
Thirty degrees equals On: but
If Il man has taken 80 degrees IL - ho
An obtuse angle is too broad ana an
acute angle too narrow to be right
angle. On the other hand an obtuse
mind is more apt to be narrow than an
acute mind.
An obtuse angie and an acute angle
are often compliments OF each other.
together forming a right angle. So in
marriage it often takes an obtuse man
and an acute woman or vice versa to
obtain a right matrimonial angle.
Square measure in arithmetic is also
called superficial measure. Square
measures in legislation are evidently
considered superficial by some poll
ticians.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-14

Tho ieuals with which its neck was stud
ded-and no other mummy being with 1t,
obviously it was not common goat.
Rather a priceless mystery. So they got
away with it. and opened 1t with hated
breath and all precautions.
Ma they hope to find a goa. filed full
of jewels? They would have been fool
No, the goat was full of packages.
What kind of packages? All foodstuns
not in hieroslyphic, denote or cursive,
but in picture writing of the simplest.
Understandable by men of any age or
language! Thus the French, when they
set up the obelisk Of Luxor In the Place
DO Ia Concorde. engraved round its base
bare outline pictures showing how the
obelisk originally stood beside palm
trees, was let down fat by means OF
derricks, had a wooden casing raft built
round 1t, was towed by an ocean steamer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-14

goose. fish. clam and numerous fruits,
each growing on tiny conventional tree.
to show. its nature. COW being milked'
ditto a sheep and goat and pictures OBJ
viously of cheese making,
Understand, these details are. inper-
feet They are such as can be gained
from rumor-word of mouth and letters
written. doubtless. by such as may not
have seen the objects really themselves.
Yet enough is here to reconstruct SEN
sational meaning-yea, message from
the tomb!
The meats, fish. fruits. nuts. green's,
cheeses and milk as a drink, all bear the
label of the baby and old man. but with
a hundred dots between them!
Must 1t not mean tnat the eaters OF
fish meats fruit nuts, greens and
certain vegetables apparently difhcul'
to recognize). cheeses In abundance
with milk and other milk products
ought to live to be hundred year,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-14

been a Creek. this tomb tout told his
secret 10 the French maid that she might
make deal with her pat ons. Which
was done. And this was how they found
the tomb" and got the priests goat.
What they found of course, was not
tomb, but something utterly unprece-
dented. Even now name cannot Ger
tainly be put to 1t. But all points to
this. supposing that the rumor be a true
one, could the wise old priests Of antique
Egypt have cunningly hidden vital
food lesson for the benefit of remote flu
ture generations?
Did the priests intend to hide the thing
so well that it might not be found, per-
haps, for ages after the Egyptian Ian
guage itself should be forgotten? (They
could not, of course, foresee the Mariet-
IA stone)
There was not hieroglyphic in the
roCkroom.
No carved yaIegy rics, no quotations
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-14

Call 10 rumor among studious people
I'm Paris and London. whispering In cor
ners, just the kind OF folks TO feel they
lave no right to hide a message to the
world, already hidden SOM t6AO years.
On the other hand, what Is the penalty
FOR looting without permit. an untouched
royal tomb Of antique Egypt? Note you,
this tomb would be more than roy al. Ger
tainly they would not be allowed 10
carry off the remaining donkey loads of
precious objects which remain, mostly
unique. unknown to museums.
The discoveries could not take much
the first trip.
Yet they got the priests' goat
X
IIowe Why? Who could have dreamed
of such sensational contents inside a
mummihed Egyptian goat, dead these
5000 years? Other embalmed goats have
been found They contain nothing. You
can see one In the second hall OF DER
et-Bahari in the Gizeh Museum. Made
moiselIe'' is quoted as saying that the
goat Of the priests" lay on rich species
OF altar under a cloth-of-gold canopy,
as IL the enigmatic animal were the one
valuable object in the rockroom.
They would be two tourist parties.
French ard English. who came together
last winter In Egypt. They had with
them, presumably with the French fam
fly, an attractive young Fiench maid,
now dignified to the title of "mademoi-
seiie," though reported married. On this
young servant the adventure turned. 1t
Is not even known whether there We're
Psychologists in the party. They may
have been simply cultured. inquisitive
people.
Here goes Love did II, anyway.
A native guide, one of those specialize
ing. capable fellaheen. or Arabs, who
work with the official tomb-explorers. but
Cairo dealers, fell. in love with the
French maid Which leads 20 the slispi-
cion Of n. Es, biologist In the party, 9TH
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-14

sequels TO each other quadrennially
after March T.
In geometry pi is 3.1416 times the oil
ameter. In politics pie assumes much
larger proportions.
n ANY two women moving within the
same social circle aiming at the same
point of social eminence outside the
perifera of said circle are bound TO
come together in an acute (wrD angle
at a point much lower than that al
which they aim.
Given a congressman and a con
stituency to construct the largest
sphere of influence. Hint: First project
a line straight to the heart of the CON
stituency. With this a radius draw
around the congressman the largest
possible circle of acquaintance. Revoive
this circle about an axis of loyalty and
service. thus producing sphere of in
fluence. -. Z. ".
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-14

from the book of the dead. no pictured
representations of the gods.
On an altar simply lay goat.
No king or priest. the story runs, could
be more richly laid away after embalm-
ing. The mummy case had golden horns
not gilded Its form followed that or
the embalmed goat inside, like that In
the Gizeh Museum, only its eyes were
two great rubies, and B65 jewels studded
into the wood outlined decorative col
lar. Scattered round the rockroom were
all those pr.estly ornaments and objects
in gold and jewel-studded.
They took the goat 1 understand, from
its place on the ALTAR" Its gold horns,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-14

erwise how could he hope his find would
interest the girls employers? Anyway,
he talked Love did it, perhaps also
money. Shopping about the foot OF
rocky ledge in the tomb's neighborhood
he had found in spot laid bare by sand
blows, the almost invisible square lines
tomb, unvisited even, by robbers Of the
earlier epochs.
And what will not love do? Just to rec
ommend himself to her and her to them,
and also get a good lump sum of money
for them both the rumor is that they
are married, now, In Paris, fourishing
and happy, for, you know. he may have