Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-14

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That hard must b.
a stupid loon
Who cnnHDl ming
a soma ~ June
III words are found,
without DELAY
To rhyme with "tune"
u simply play.
There's boon and "crnon"
And dune and moon,
And .nunn" AEd rune
And spoon and soon"
And tune" ana "swoun."
and usfieFH. too
eoolh, NOT a few
Ihot rhyme with Juno"
IN ~ NOW cinimeJ thar lhe army
worms come from Armaaeddon.
L.
WHEN a MANS face r. broken lt
generally doesn't break into smiles.
THAT GRfN on the face Of the
catsleman g 80 happy il almost
makes him look foolish.
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HoRRfBLE-that anyone should
dare 20 lnalnUate that Woodrow Will
son ~ lobbyist.
try AGAIN. Las Vegas. You
can't stay in the dispatches with no
bigger Hood than that
WE Aren't sore because Huerta
borrowed his money Of somebody
else.
o.
CHARLES ". MORSE won
$4,000 suit and otherwise shows signs
or complete recevsry.
WHY THIS PAINFUL silence Of
Tommy-rot MARSHALL?
THE HON. WOODROW Is sort Of
setting hold of the hot end OF the
aforesaid probe.
o.
WE ARE LOOKING for the guy
who made Two graeshoppers grow
where only one grew before.
FHE SECRETARY OF state appor-
emily has no compunction about put
Ting the commorer Family into fat
ana sraps-juicS othces.
WE MUST have no more political
speeches during the campaigns. A
man who makes one is deliberately
trying 10 influence public opinion. He
u nothing else but lobbyist.
THE GIRLS IN one senior class In
a high school Ia Ohio we're gradu-
ated In dresses that cost them only
&l.9O apiece. And Il is not recorded
that they knew less In those dresses.
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SENATOR GALLINuER IL onotbcr
one Of those fellows who shows a
reprehensible disposition 10 blurt
things about the president right out
IN mees'"S.
A MOVING PICTURE concern ad-
vertises "A Morning With the secre-
tary OF state in Two Reels" IL was
not supposed that grape juice would
make one reel.
FALSE TEETH. false hair and
|aksletOns are ail put on the free list.
While putting d kink In the High G.
OF l.. II SCENE ~ be- also the plan To
reduce the cost Of growing passe.
THE HOPPERDOZER is recon-
mended by "a state college bugOiogist
10 gee rid of the grasshoppers In
case one..is chased BY AN angry bull
we presume bulldoHcr would oe re-
quired.
O.
An African Trip.
I took q camera along
In case "a lion I'd see.
But those ! saw kept going strong;
They wouldn't pose for me.
To snap some natives In a fight
thought would splendid be.
But al ! saw were peaceful quite;
They wouldn't pose Tor me.
/ aimed 10 catch the Nile 80 food;
A sight. az you'il agree,
But u stuck 90 lis banks 81 mud
And wouldn't pose for me.
O.
SPEAKING OF srasshoppers the
Los Angeles Times 80 far forgetS itself
- 20 say as follows, towit. viz; we
see a report that the grasshoppers az
Chico nave eaten up the lace cur
| tains la a fine home. THIS reminds
us that "A few years ago man was
arrested and convicted OF grand lar
| ceny under peculiar circumstances
He had been robbing cash tllls over
the city by having trained graSshop-
pers that would nv around The stores,
pick up half dollars OF quarters and
carry the coins 10 ais premises in the
suburbs