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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11
w ASHINGTON,-Here is something
v that will surnrise Won.

$3.50 "AA AoO 9Oas
IN spite of the tremendous growth
of mechanically propelled vehicles, tho
"horseless age" which has so often
been heralded as just about to arrive
is not in the offing, apparently it is
not even ZEN route" today there are
more horses in the United States than
there have been since the time when
the mind of the census man runneth
not to the contrary.
And not only this, but horses today
have a far greater value than they had
a dozen or more years ago, when the
first workable "horseless carriage"
poked its crude nose over the horizon
and threatened to sweep all horsedom
into the discard.
Furthermore, those poor relations of
the horse-the mules, the asses, and
the burros-have also increased in
number and in value.
In short, all our old-fashioned four
footed means Of traction can kick their
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11
Keeping Cheese.

To prevent cheese from getting hard
cut a small piece of for present use
and place the remainder in cool safe.
Spread a thin film Of butter over the
cut part and cover with a clean cloth.
This will prevent that hard, cracked
condition which ruins the best OF
cheese.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11
Proper TraInIno Of Bows.

John Wanamaker says, Save aman
and you ave one person; save q boy
and you ave a whole multiplication
table" An old scout says, Boys is
like pups; you've got TO help 'em
some, but not too much, not too soon.
They We got to learn themselves
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

Never at Loss.

ut is hard to beat American enter
prise"
How now?"
"a friend of mine who got stuck
with a lot of Billikens is shipping them
to Africa for use as idols"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

In focusing binoculars the tubes
should DO extended to their limit be-
fore placing to the eyes and then adj
1usted. for, II extended afterward an
optical nerve strain Is caused that
sometimes results seriously
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

Miss Summit must answer his let
ter and | want to write something that
doesn't mean anything.
Miss Palisade-Why don't you tell
him you love him?-Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11
Discretion.

Your office doesn't seem to be do
ing a great deal of work"
mo. I'm trying to be as quiet and
obscure as possible so that nobody
will ask me to esign."-Washington
Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

Mrs. Harriet Johnston.Wood a prac-
ticing lawyer Of New York. is wagfng
a determined campaign to be appoint
ed to the bench in the Children's court
In that city.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11
JoIlylnq The Doctor.

Doctor-when ] started out in my
profession had to cultivate pa
tience.
Friend-And now You, plant pa
TENTS, Oh, docY i.Ah ea 49, hlA NJ
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11
what Ne Means. ,

When a man says the world won't
take him at his true value. what he
means 10 that the world won't accept
his own exaggerated opinion Of him
sell,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11
Nothino to Retail,

De Garry-Won't you give me a
kiss-just one?
Madge-Oh, pshaw! l like a man
who makes love on a large scale
Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11
New Name for Golf.

Farmer Foddershucks-Haow do
them summer boarders of yourn keep
busy?
Reuben Robbins-They play golf.
F. F.-What is that?
R. RS near's l kin figger, it's soil
taire shinny.-Burlington Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

A patient seldom knows any more
about the medicine the doctor gives
him than the doctor does.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11
IHla Act.

THAT porter of ours certainly re-
minded me Of a gun"
How SOP"
"He kicked so when he was fired"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

THAT star has the face of a seraph."
And what's better still, she has the
packing of an angel"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

1t sometimes happens that a girls
reason for wanting to marry a man is
that he doesn't want to marry her.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

Cures Old Sores, Other Remedies Won't Cure
The worst cases, no matter of how long
standing, are cured by the wonderful, old re-
liable DR.. Porter's Antiseptic Healing Oil.
Relieves pain and heals at the same time.
Csc, soc, $1.00.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

Young people seem to have a mon
opoly on good luck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

1t may be easier for an actor to
that he has an audience than
that he hasn't oney
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

"a waitress is born to the work"
How SOP"
isn't she maid to order?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-11

But most men prefer a dimpled
cheek tc a classical h~igh-brow.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
Tells Csnsunpdyes
low He Got Well

Tuberculosis Is said to be durable by
simply living In the open air aud taking
an abundance Of fresh eggs and milk.
In this way; but the appropriate remedy
for Consumption is Eckmans Alternative
Do all you possibly can to add to strength
ana increase weight; eat wholesome, nOur
ishing food, and breathe the clea nest and
purest air-then. to the sensible things Of
right living, add the tonic and beneficial
ELECTS OF Eckman's Alternative. Read what
4O5 f. 9Th Street, Wilmington, Del.
Gentlemen: In January, 1908, ! was
taken with hemorrhages OF the lungs. My
physician, one Of the leading practitioners,
and milk in quantities, but ! got very
weak. The doctors said would not gain
IN weight as long as stayed in the store:
hut ! kept on working and prayed each
prayers were answered. for Mr.. c. a. Lip
department Store, 3O6 to 314 Market street.
Wilmington. DelD, had learned Of a rem
done great good, and upon his recommen-
dalton ] began taking 1t mt once This
ras about June. 1908. continued faith
fully using no other remedy. and finally
noticed the clearing of the lungs firmly
believe Eckman's Alternative saved my
life. I sent my spittle later to the State
Board Of Health to be examined for tuber-
Gm atsa. b asa , and none We're found My
WAS about two years old.
II make this statement so that Others
may learn Of the wonderful merits Of
Eckman's Alternative. l regard my recov-
cry as being miraculous"
Eckman's Alternative is effective In Bron.
chitis, Asthma. Hay Fever: Throat and
Lung Troubles. and In upbuilding the
system. Does not contain poisons. opiates
or habit-forming drugs. Ask for booklet
telling OF recoveries. and write to Eckman
Laboratory. Philadelphia Pa. for more evil
dence. For sale by all leading druggists
P. A. Clemmer, Cresco.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
MAPLE LEAF.


Matt Koblisky returned from his visit
in Minnesota last week.
Johnnie Dunt is cutting wood on the
S. Kubicek place for John Drtina this
week.
Charlie Wentworth, of Cresco, is
staying at Will Franks this week.
Frank Lipa arrived from Minnesota
Saturday.
A dance was given at the John Kubi-
eek place on Sunday evening. All re-
ported q swell time.
Grandma Harnack is on the sick list.
johnnie Dunt, and George Kubicek
made q trip to Cresco Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. Kubicek were visit
ors at the Y. Buresh.h0m Sunday.
Stacia Truka is assisting grandma
Harnack with household duties.
Frank and Jim Lipa called at the
Zobeck home Sunday evening.
Agnes Zobeck called on Elsie kubi-
eek Sunday afternoon.
Fannie Hutton, of Cresco, is staying
at the home of her sister, Mrs. Will
Frank.
John Drtina hauled wood from Steve
Kubicek's this week.
Mrs. Joe Haskovec is much better at
this writing. II
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
TWIN VILLAGES

Desmond Hunt. Willis Copeman and
Willie LETTERS were Cresco callers Sat
urday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Peterson were
Cresco callers Tuesday. They pur'
chased . new Majestic range.
Mrs. Frank Benson entertained the
young people Cor dinner last Thurs
day.
Herman Serfling and little son YER
non were Twin Village callers last
Wednesday.
Mrs. Sam Smith was seen on our
streets last Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charlie Bigalk re.
turned from their honeymoon last Fri
day afternoon.
Elmer Sims and father were Cresco
callers Thursday.
A farmers club was held in the
school house last Wednesday evening.
John Groteboer was a CrescO caller
last Saturday.
Eunice and Charlie Copeman left for
Fort Rice, N. OAK, where Eunice will
make her future home with her brother
Archie. Charlie, after few days
visit will 60 to his home.
Clarence Brink was Cresco caller
Saturday.
Rev. Kertz and wife called on Mrs.
Kramer last Sunday.
Rev. Smith took dinner with Mrs. S.
]. Sorting last Sunday.
Mamie Michel spent Sunday night
with her! cousin Mona.
Esther Copeman spent Monday night
with Florence Serfling.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
ORLEANS.

Marie Benson assisted Mrs. Andrew
Benson last week at sewing.
Eugene Observation-Disclosures company,
Sunday.
Clara Hovey was taken to Mercy
Hospital, Saturday, for an operation.
Hannah Hovey was pleasantly enter
tanned at the Julius Gunhus home, FRI
day evening.
Edwin Kjorlen returned home Satur-
day from Dakota.
Orville Hovey went to Austin to
learn engineering.
Hannah and Melvin Hovey left Mon
day to attend the Hans0n-L ewis0n we'd
ding at Adams, MINI.
A little girl came to brighten the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Lar Melaas last
Tuesday.
Mrs. Olaf Anonson has been on the
sick list but is little better at this
writing.
D. Werhan was visiting in Waukon
the latter part of this week.
Sally, Oscar and Clara Christensen
spent Sunday at Tom Hovey's.
Helmer Gunhus spent Sunday at
Kindson's.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
T. M. Hawkins, Kansas.

1t is surely considered good recon-
mendation Of an article when the prop
rietor of the store IS it. With re-
gard to medicines, the range Of choice
Is especially large. Yet when Druggist
!. M. Hawkins Of Mound City, Kansas
got i'll and needed reliable laxative
and tonic for his stomach trouble he
selected DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin,
which he naturally considers the best.
This remedy is absolutely guaranteed
to do what is claimed, and If you want
to try it before buying, send your ad-
dress for free sample bottle to Pepsin
Syrup Co. 119 Caldwell Bldg. Monticel
10, ri. 1t is sold by all Druggists at
.6Oc and 81 q bottle,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
Best Cough Medicine for Children

Best Cough Medicine for Children.
II am very glad to say few words
in praise of Chamberlain Cough Rem.
edy," writes Mrs. Lidia Dewey, Mil
waukee, VISIT have used it for years
both for my children and myself and it
never fails to relieve and cure cough
or cold. No family with children should
be without it ts it gives almost imme.
date relief in cases of Group" Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy is pleasant
and safe to take, which is of great i'm.
portance when medicine must be
given to young children. For sale by
Fred Lowry.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24

Lies in That Cough and Weak.
WORKOUT Condition.

Ia
Grippe, pleurisy, pneumonia, these
are greatly to be feared at this time
of the year.
To prevent grippe from being fol-.
lowed by either pleurisy or pneumo-
MIA, it is important to drive the last
traces of it out Of the system quickly.
Our advice is to take vinol, our
delicious cod liver and iron prepara-
ton without oil, and get your strength
and vitality back quickly.
Mrs. A. A. Grabill, of Strasburg,
Va. says: Grippe left me weak, run
down and with severe cough, from
which I suffered four years. tried
different remedies, but nothing seemed
to do me any good until took vinol.
from which received great beneht-
My cough is almost entirely gone, and
l am strong and we'll again, and l am
glad to recommend Vinol to others
who suffer as l did"
Try Vinol with the certainty
that IL 1t does not benefit
you we will give back your money.
P. A. Clemmer. Druggist. Cresco, la
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
pRnrrv1N


Henen Lukesh and James Kader-
abek were business transactors at De-
corah Wednesday.
Emma Skoda, of Fort Atkinson, cal.
led on Protivin friends Sunday.
Joseph Fchcl returned from Cedar
Rapids Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Ira, of Lisbon.
N. d., are visiting relatives and friends
in this vicinity.
Mesdames w. j. kalishek. and JAS
Kaderabek and Miss Pauline Chipera
were shopping in Cresco Monday.
Mrs. Mary Snopek returned from
New Hampton Saturday, after visit
at the horne Of Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene
Griffin.
James and John Horky left Friday
on business trip to Dcs Moines.
Frank J. Kovarik, of Spillville, as
sisted the P. B. B. orchestra at the
dance Monday evening.
Chas. W. Chyle and w. c. Dostal
were taking in the sights of Clesco
Friday.
Don't miss to hear Jaroslav Kocian,
the great Bohemian violinist at "Be.
Seda March ~, 1913.
Charles Bouska returned home Mon.
day from visit to Oxford Junction
and Cedar Rapids.
The social dance in Beseda Monday
evening the Goth. was huge success
All enjoyed themselves Immensely.
Rudolph Lukesh was caller in Jack
son Tuesday.
Abbie Kodelka, who works in New
Hampton, came home Saturday for a
visit.
Bonnie Bopska and sister Leona
were at Cresco Monday.
The Forthcoming marriage of Fred
Chyle, of Mamdan, N. D., and Miss
Mary Voyna of this place was an
nounced at the Holy Trinity church
Sunday.
Frank Vachta and Joseph Kostka
were at Lawler Saturday.
Edward Lukesh went to Charles City
Tuesday.
Lewis Fischer of near Lourdes was
seen here Wednesday.
Frank and Charles Pecinovsky were
business callers in Jackson Wednesday
Martin PeIikan of near Jackson was
a business caller here Wednesday.
Dance at "Beseda." Protivin, Iowa.
Monday and Tuesday evenings, Feb. 8
and A. Music by P. B. B. Orchestra.
which furnishes all the latest music.
As these are the last dances before
lent, and as it will be sometime before
another dance. everyone should attend
and share IN the fine tim:. The COM
mittee expects to make this the most
successful dance ever given here. A
cordial invitation is extended to all.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
KENDALLyILLE

Chas. Curtis drove asbunch Of cattle
to Cresc0 Tuesday with the intention
of shipping them, but owing to the
drop in the market, drove them back
home.
G. C. Brown and j. Powers shi pped
hogs to Chicago Tuesday.
We are sorry to hear that Mrs. Alb
bic Nelson and Otto Soltow are still
very ssick Their many friends hope
to see them out soon.
Mrs. VIM. Nichols of Cresco has been
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Will Stock
man the past week.
Mrs. Len McIntire visited her moth
er, Mrs. Will Stockman Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs..*John Pierce were over
Sunday visitors at the Handke home in
Cresco.
Lille Moore is assisting Mrs. Otto
Soltow with her housework this week.
Mrs. A. Clink and Mrs. Elmo Steph-
enson were Cresco visitors, Monday.
w. A. Clink attended l. o. o. F.
lodge in Cresco. Monday night.
Elias Holiness and Everett Clark
sawed wood for Pete Ellingson, Tues
day
Elmo Stephenson delivered hogs at
the Cresco market, the first Of the
week.
John Clink, of Orleans, was bust
ness visitor in Kcndallville, Monday.
All report good time at the party
at the Fifield home, Friday night.
Phil. Todd was an over Sunday visit
or at Cresco.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. C. Fifeld went to
Monticello, Thursday, to visit their
daughter, Mrs. Andrew Elliott.
Mrs. just Ludden, north of town,
has been very sick the past two weeks.
DR.. kessel was called Sunday to cOun-
Gil with the Harmony doctor. She is
reported some better at this writing.
Elmer Rivers called on his grand
parents, MIR. and Mrs. A. N. Green,
one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harrison Culbert and
little daughter Mary, visited at the e.
K. Eddy home Sunday.
Mrs. Hurry of Fort Atkinson is here
for a visit with her sister, Mrs. j.
Young.
John Flynn and lady friend. of
Austin, made ashort visit at the Flynn
home last week. =
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
For Sale.

IS March, April and May Duroc Jer-
sey Gifts, bred to Luana Lad No. $780,
AT; Palmyra Lad No. 1858, and
many Of these Gifts are also bred to
Kings Select No. 12S. 537, our $1,000
hog that we bought at the Minnesota
State Fair. This hog is large. .len-
gthy fellow that has size. bone and
quality combined; these Gifts are to
farrow in March and April. We furn-
ish pedigree with every pig sold.
Write, or better come and see them.
MRS. JOSEPH BoUsKA & Sons.
RI. No. 2. Calmar, Iowa.
, Phone PrOtivin Line. 39tf
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
President
of the
Associated Doctors
Institute
DIR. C.. c. AITkEN

The chief consulting physician of the
Associated Doctors Institute will he at
the Strother Hotel in Cresco for one
day only only Tuesday, January 2s.h,
when he will receive and examine pat
tents.
The Associated Doctors are the spec
ialists whose many wonderful cures
have caused comment by the press,
pulpit and public not only in Iowa but
all over the country. These specialists
have founded new school of medicine
which embraces all the good points of
all the old schools and leaves out the
bad. They use allopathic drugs when
they are needed, they use homeopathic
drugs when they are neened, and Elec-
trio treatment where they are needed,
and in some cases they use combina-
ton of Electric treatments with Hon.
eopathic or Allopathic drugs in the
same case The associated Doctors
have united the various schools and
''isl,s" of medicine to form perfect
system of curing disease.
The object Of the Associated Doctors
in visiting this community is to secure
q few cases, but they want these cases
to be only the most difficult ones. They
know that if they cure few OF the
worst cases here, that others will hear
of it and 60 to one of their institutes
for treatment. A cured patient is
their best advertisement.
While the doctor is at the Strother
hotel for this one day visit on January
18th, he will examine all cases free of
charge, but will accept only durable
cases for treatment, as it would not be
q good advertisement to treat any case
unless they were sure of q cure. To
the cases selected for treatment spec
isl reduced price will be imade.
The diseases treated by the Associa-
ted Doctors are diseases ofOthe nerves,
blood, skin, heart, stomach, kidneys
and liver, including rheumatism, para
lysis, neuralgia, loss of nerve force,
goitre, constipation, cstarrh. epilepsy,
dyspepsia, Indigestion, piles, fistula,
weak back. bloating, dropsy. eczema,
scrofula and diseases of women and
diseases of men and all diseases of the
eye. ear, nose and throat.
The daily papers throughout the coun.
try are continually publishing reports
Of the wonderful cures that have been
made by the Associated Doctors.
While the Associated Doctors will
not accept any iAcurable cases for treat
ment, no one should give up hope simp-
" because other doctors have failed to
help them. It must be remembered
that this new system Of medicine has
quickly cured many cases which could
not even be helped by other doctors or
medicines.
The Associated Doctors treatment
10 all home treatment go that frequent
visits to the office are not necessary.
This treatment may be used in any
home, anywhere. without necessary
Inconvenience, publicity or annoyance
and without OBTAINING the patient from
his or her usual occupation.
This wonderful new system of treat
ment is what these noted doctors are
bringing to Cresco. He will be here
on Tuesday, January 28th.
Their Laboratories, Century Building,
MINI
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-24
BONAIR

Milly Gibbons was home from Lime
Springs to spend the Sabbath.
Harry Gibbons is shaking hands with
old friends in and around Bonair. He
has been for some time at Manitoba,
Canada, and has returned to re main in
definitely.
Albert Albertson, our energetic and
aggressive postmaster, has received q
stock of staple and fancy groceries
and will soon be ready to supply the
demand of the community with some
of the necessaries of life.
Howard Lapham was in Cresco the
first of the week on business, and the
same excuse took him TO Lime Springs
Tuesday.
Lawrence Grabau is home from one
of his regular trips. He leaves We'd
nesday for keokuk county. y. &
Lew Smith left Monday for Ames,
where he will enter the university and
take few weeks instruction in their
agricultural department. Mr.. Smith
contemplates taking up some field
work for one of the many farm asso-
Citations organized by the university.
We wish him all the success possible.
Frank Paul has purchased some
property in Lime Springs and we un-
derstand that he will take up his resi-
dence there this spring. Bonair is
sorry to see Mr.. and Mrs. Paul leave,
but we wish them success in their new
field.
Meetings are in progress in the
Methodist church here. Rev. Meyers
spoke very forcibly Sunday evening on
the theme "a Lost Combination. y
Monday evening his subject was ''The
Soil and the Sewer There was 4
goodly attendance at both meetings,
and interest is being aroused in the
community. Mr.. Meyers is q very
good speaker and it is hoped that all
in the community will take advantage
of these special services. The topics
for some of the meetings are as fol.
lows:
Friday eveping-"Get Busy"
Saturday evening Lost and Found. ~
Sunday evening-"Come. -
Monday evening-Woodmen and
Royal Neighbor night. All members
especially invited.
Tuesday evening Heaven"
Wednesday evening-"Hell."
Other announcements will be made
later. Monday afternoon at 4:l5
o'clock all the children in the commu-
nifty are invited to the church to help
organize Boosters Club. Help the
children to come to these meetings
held every afternoon during the week.
Everybody welcome to all meetings.