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her pleasure and social success, out
nIaved behind the scenes by thousands
who stake their all upon 1t and to wnom
a lack of foresight sometimes means the
loss of fortune and a steady nerve means
Increased income and leadership among
their kind.
Women. with their love Of clothes. are
the pawns in this game They are moved
IN and fro with their full permission ana
endowment by the master hands whose
personalities and even names are often
unknown to the great majority. BEHIND
n fashion sits an artistic inventor OF fab
ric in a. small room in a high building
on one of the side streets OF Paris he
sits like a spider spinning web which
will catch in it's meshes a few thousand
people without harm to any one.
He invents a new fabric, new color,
a new design, and in two months the
women on the Pacific coast are talking
of little else and more than thousand
middlemen are transferring 1t to pub
lie that has never taken time even to
consider the work that goes behind a
new kind of cloth
He has turned, let us say, the fashion
for smooth fabrics into rougn ones dHo
he has made printed figures the success
sors of fiat surfaces. He knew what he
was doing and how he was involving
looms and mills and factories and the
sellers of clothes and the makers of fash
ions with the web he was spinning. II
he won out 1t meant NV phase In a
vast industry. He did win. along with all
those who work by his side in Paris, and
the whole civilized world has turned
from smooth to rough, from plain to fig
ured fabrics.
Stupendous as this is in the industry OF
fashion, it is only one small instance OF
the game that is being played every
month. To those behind the scenes. to
those who have studied the marvellous
machinery, human and otherwise, which
is behind the making of fashions, the
mere fact OF whether a woman wears
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-13

short coat or a narrow skirt becomes
syllabub.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-13
NE Is q l w a y s
xo~,~ta1 fn dis.

NE Is q l W a y s
tempted to dis
course upon the
philosophy OF dress
c h a n g 9 s rather
than to discuss the
news of dress. 1t
is such q vast and
gigantic game-this
game OF clothes
played on the sur
face by the female
Of the species for
success. but
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
News Of Ensley

Tonight at the Ensley High school audi
torium Miss Norma seebode will give
a eantillaiton recital under the auspices
of the School Improvement association.
Miss Seebode is director of the Seebode
School of Expression.
Leo Schafer who has been the guest of
his brother, Tony Schaefer, in Ensley, has
returned to his home in Danville, Ill
Mrs. r. $. Hickman will entertain the
dime social of the Grace Presbyterian
church this afternoon from to 5.
Miss Besse Manning Jones and Miss
Maybelle Self, who are studying music at
Athens college, spent the week end with
relatives at Owenton.
Miss Lima II. Denny of Birmingham
Miss Margaret Patterson of Birmingham
and Mrs. r. C. Bush of Oakman spent the
week end as the guests of Mrs. A. j.
Prince of Ensley Miss Denny and Miss
Patterson are connected with the medi-
cal department of the public school work
of Birmingham.
Wayne Dean, the little boy who was ser
ye1ely burned at F'airview last week, Il
reported to be improving.
A box social will be given this evening
at the residence of Mrs. j. r. Crumley
at Osceola Station. The affair is for tho
penefit of the Sunday school of the Fair
view Methodist church.
A baseball game will be played this aft
ernoon between the Bush and Moore
schools.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
mobile HIGH SCHOOL
STILL IN BALANCE
Commission Disapproves a
I 100000 Bond Issue.
To Compromise

4 Mobile, March 17--(specal.)--wh Whether
sor not Mobile will have a $4,000 high
Aschool might be definitely known after
sthe second conference between the city
scommission and the school board to take
splace Tuesday afternoon at o'clock.
sWhile no information was vouchsafed by
sthe school board members, it is pointed
fout by those in close touch with the
situation that a compromise upon the
amount of the proposed school bond is
sue is no improbability.
Last week the city commissioners
dranlSly expressed their disapproval OF
holding an election for 100000 bond
Issue. The voters. they declared, would
repudiate such Tremendous amount
in view of the strained financial condi-
tion of the city. Mayor Laz schwarz,
Commissioners Harry Pillans and Pat
Lyons thought sl50,00o at the topmost fig
ure. would be about enough to material
ize most of the improvements requested
by the school board. On the other hand
President S. p. Gaillard and Comnis-
sioner Harry IT. 1artwell of the school
board adhered to their conviction that
the bond issue should be for $500 600.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
MANEUVER OUTLOOK.
GOOD FOR ANN|STON
Chances for Calhoun Land
ing Maneuver Camp
Bright

Admission. March 17.-6speeian-Joe NJ.
slattery, private secretary TO Congress
man Fred T.. Blaelxmon. returned to An
niston Sunday afternoon. Congressman
Rlackmon. however will not return be-
fore June. as he is working on the prof
eet looking TO the establishment of pneu-
matte tubes TO increase the efficiency of
the postoffice work. He will visit sew
eral cities in this connection and will at
tend the special session of Congress.
Mr. Sattery says that Admission 5
chances of landing the permanent man
euver camp here continue bright. The
Tennesseans, who are working for Tulla-
homa, led by Senator Luke Lea. have
made two attempts to railroad bills
through favorable to the Tennessee town,
he says, but in each instance they have
been baked by Senator Johnston and
Congressman Blaekmon of Admission.
Mr.. Slattery says that with the end of
the last Congress all bills on the calen-
dar died and that the two towns nov
have an equal chance of landing the
permanent camp
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
MOTHER CHASED BY
SON WITH PISTOL
Admission Youth, Released
From Reform School,
Threatens Parent

Admission, March -(SpeciaD-Armed
with a revolver. Pat Sharpe a lad in
knee pants. chased his mother several
blocks in West Admission Sunday after
noon. according to evidence brought out
in police court Monday morning.
The lad has Just been paroed from
East Lake, where he has been in the
reform school for two years, and he was
ordered sent back there by the recorder.
When the order was given, he declared
that it would be useless. as he would run
away as fast as they could send him to
the school. The recorder thereHpon Or
dered him put in cell
The sixth district Sunday school con-
venton held at Parker Memorial Bap-
tist church in this city Sunday was well
attended. New officers for the ensuing
year were elected as follows: c. r. Bell.
president; l.. l.. Williams, vice pres-
dent; w. A. PillSinton, secretary; Edwin
Corr, treasurer. George II. Cater super
intendent of the temperance department,
made a foreeful talk and urged that each
Sunday school appoint temperance super
intendents The next meeting will be
subject to the call of the new president.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18

Baltimore, March 17.-(Speeial)-W II.
Manss of Chicago has been named as
vice president and general manager of
the Southern Settlement and Development
organization This announcement was
made today by S. Davies Warfield, presi-
dent of the organization.
At the meeting of the executive commit
tee held in Baltimore March 6. 1913, the
following committee was appointed to
take up the question of the recommends
tion of an active vice president and gen
eral manager: s. Davies Warfeld, chair
man, Baltimore: George II. Campbell Bal
tiInore; John j. Cornwell, Romney W.
Va. ". j. Craig, Wilmingto ton, n. c.; il.
\. IIaines, Baltimore; Samuel A. Hughes,
st. Louis; f. II. La Baume, Roanoke, Va. /;
Robert +. Maddox, Atlanta: NJ V. Rich
ards, Washington, d. c.; f. w. Robert
son, Columbia. S. c..
This committee, after full consideration
of the subject, recommended Mr.. Manss
and named the following subcommittee
to further take up the matter with full
power TO act on the recommendation
made 5. Davies Warfeld, chairman:
w. L. Burnett, president, First National
bank. Spartanburg. S. c.: John j. Corn
well, president state board of trade, Rom
ney, w. Va; Robert F, Maddox, ess-
mayor of Atlanta and vice president of
the American National bank, Atlanta. Ga.
W. II. Manss was born in Cincinnati.
o., and is about 4s years of age. He re-
ceiyed his early education in the public
and high schools of that city, graduating
from Wittenberg college. Springfield, O.
Later he graduated from Yale university.
He was also a student at oxford, Eng
land. and for two and one-half years took
a course in economics at The University
of Berlin
in industrial and agricultural matters. lie
organized in 1903 the industrial depart
ment of the Chicago, Burlington and Quin-
cy Railway system, and spent five years
in the development of the work in connec-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
SENTIMENT GROWS
FOR BETTER ROADS
Believed Bond Issue When
Submitted to Chiffon
Voters Will Carry

The recent heavy rains have to a great
extent done much toward keeping farmers
and truck growers from advancing in
work. but so far as damage is concerned
this will not amount to much as a week
or so late will not cut much into the
profits.
| While the weather has been unfavor-
able in the manner referred to, 1t has
certainly had it's effect on those who op-
pose the bond issue for road improve
ment There are some converts who
argued against bonds owing to future in
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
FIRE PREVENTION
SOCIETY AT DOTHAN

Dothan. March T-(Speclal)-Th Ala
bama Fire Prevention society met here
the past week. Special Agents S L..
johnson of the Aetna Insurance cold-
pany, Percy Putnam of the Home, Eugene
Ransom of the Commercial Underwriters
". r. Rater of the North American. Ma
rion Warren of the l<iverpool.y London
and Globe james Cunningham of the ST.
Paul, and W. r. Lattimer of the New
York Underwriters. made an inspection
OF the business section of the city.
The representatives OF the insurance
companies state that they found better
spirit of cooperation and more interest IL
the work of the Fire Prevention society
here than at any place they have yet
visited.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18

Secretary c. W. Roberts of the Cham
ber of Commerce is urging Gadsden peo-
pie to do their shopping during the week.
and to give the farmers a chance TO Sc
cure the attention of clerks on Satur-
days.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18

More than 40 carloads of machinery
have arrived and are being installed at
the steam power plant of the Nabama
Power company i'm East Gadsden.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18

debtedness for the same who now openly
declare in favor of little more taxation
and better roads in Chiffon county
The rains made the roads in some
plaees, very heavy and trying on teams
and vehicles. When the question of 4
bond issue for road Improvement is sub
mitted to the people OF Chiffon county.
II looks now that the bond issue" voters
will win. Many of the best and largest
growers of cotton corn and small garden
stuff are earnest in their endeavors ia
this particular movement.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
BROOKS LAWRENCE AT
HUNTSVILLE SUNDAY
Two Temperance Addresses Delivered
in First Baptist and Central
Presbyterian Churches

Huntsville, March 17.-( -(Special)-Supt
brooks Lawrence of the Alabama Anti
saloon league. spent Sundty in Hunts
vile and delivered addresses In the First
churches. Mr.. Lawrence says that the
league expects to win majority in the
next Alabama legislature and he is con-
fident that the state will go prohibition
once more. The league has not suspended
its fight in Alabama at all, he said.
The Postoffice cafe on the public square
was robbed early this morning by a thief
who entered the unlocked side door and
walked to the front counter in the well
lighted main room and helped himself to
all the money in the cash drawer, about
$50
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
SPENT 100000 FOR
LIVING EXPENSES
IN TWO YEARS

New York, March 17,-Mrs Philip Van
Vlakenburgh turned IN to the state court
today a bill of particulars covering the
$10O, 900 she says she spent for living ex-
penses in two years ending June q, 1912.
She is suing her husband from whom she
is separated for this amount. Here are
some Of the items:
Three trips to Europe, s32 400; hotel bills
at $25 a day, $1,000: automobiles and
chauffeurs, $4,000; clothing, $4,000; enter
tainment and restaurant bills, $4,000;
physicians, masseurs, $1,000; dentist, $1,000.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
ANNISTON GIRL is
PAINFULLY BURNED
Miss Harriet Adair, While Standing
Before Crate, Catches
on Fire

Admission. March T-(SpeciaD-Miss
Harriet Adair daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
A. J. Adair, fell victim to the open CRATE
Sunday afternoon While standing in front
OF the fire. Her dress became ignited and
ut was only by the prompt action of her
mother, who threw the young lady over
on bed and wrapped her in blankets,
that her life was saved Both Mrs. Adair
and her daughter were badly burned.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
BOND ISSUE CARRIES
IN CULLMAN COUNTY

Cullman. March Especially 1.-The bond
election is the quetest election ever held
in Cullman. The city precincts and Gull
man beat give 700 to As in favor of bonds
Hanceville, the next largest beat, gives
1870 to % in favor of bonds. Most of the
country precincts are in favor of bonds
and the general majority will reach at
least 1000 There are several strong coun-
try precincts that will go against the
issue Cullman Is jubilant and the cele-
bration will take place within a few
hours.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18

Eugene Virgin of New Orleans. presi-
dent of the Gadsden. Bellevue and Look
out Mountain Railroad company, is ex-
pected in Gadsden March 26 TO plan the
completion Of the line 70 Noccalula Fails.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
Married in Meridian

York, March 17.-(speciaL)-M Lynn
Dearman and Miss Kate Reed. both
young people of this place. were quietly
married i'm Meridian. Miss Sunday.
Accompanied by about half a dozen
friends they took the midnight train Sat
urday night for Meridian and We're mar
ried the next day.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-18
BACK IS BROKEN IN
FALL FROM HORSE
EtOwah Youth Fatally In
jured While Out Riding
Sunday

Gadsden, March H. Specially
Harris, Il years old. was thrown from a
horse yesterday, receiving injuries from
which he died 10 hours later. His back
was broken. Harris was riding bicycle
when he met Larldn Chatman, friend
mounted on a horse. The two decided to
trade mounts. They rode together lit
tie while when Harris was thrown.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21
BUILO CITY HALL,
ANTICIPATE TAX
PAYMENTS
With $4,000 Now on Hand
Mayor Sellers Believes Con-
struction of Municipa !
Building Could Be Finan
ced.

a auggcatIou ~ 20 tho manner i'
hi.h Albuquerque WuA build N'.,-
600 cts ham It once Was ultA' Goo th'
.un.l by Mayor H. s. ii ~'ilrr last
uirh; as part ~ % ronDTt b, presented
.s chairman ut 20 committee mot JOB
tended the meeting of th. state mo-
uiplprl league iu Santa ~, last Wrrh
Tho mayor suggested ihut 10 mas
., '. ..lI. i,N nHU b.
.s.. u. .. tu, time ui construction th'
81. 600 now On hand BOO tnr hnIldnf
iuuu. and entering into an uEr"' mem
With the contractor Goo Hutiflnt" ih"
taN lcVt The WHtor aid chat there
is no rusa HiIty 'hrt tho iegislatHr'
I.iU pass BIN uutHYr0t.ns W"rI. 'H'i-
F... Goo rruH money for N3'IinN
.uIu...e .f, cited th, sun.aNsi iI
manner u which Ration bad built o.
.ft ntI. engine hoE.r aui WI h
means nI uuI H.fIul Nl> I'.'.
Referring jo his ufr tu santa I'
Npvur SELLERS alId tni fn. u.. i.iA
~ Oh, municipal I.Eu. uHd N.'u .
Very rrusf1otpr, Hu, Iud thu "r boo.
h,trs fh, legislator, VlN paHs t'i
laws seven uf Hhi.H VIII affect Ninu.
quorIu.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21
FRANK AUCTION CO.
JUDGE BUROICK IS
DEAD IN BISBEE
Former Resident Of Albuquer-
que, Helpless Cripple fcr
Years, Relieved From His
Sufferlngs,

After mIt,TIrF iur uIun .lIr. Groom
terrible injuries sustained o.. in, rr
hUt ut .ll iu % min, shalt Juds'
O. D.. Hurdl,l. o. furWrT -ldrui of
Albuquerque. died boo Eisu.D lest
u,pk. Judf, NurI.rL vIF 90 m'di.uI
uu,tur and prHctirut hA profession iu
Albuquerque Tor several H,Urt. o.. 10
nag hvr with hi. mother. who vl.
II 600 loo Biehrr when death Dltu,.
having cured for him rNprS hnur ut
thV dos aud might since 90, Winr nee.
,idnut which crippled hcr run tor
lIU Th. Hisht. buiN EulIDH ,uu-
t.us thr IuIlIN.ul article regarding
Judge Blrdhk'a passing which Wu
Dee uf mach interest ucr"
Justice T.. 40. burdick, after AN ill.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21
SAN FELIPE BRIDGE
IS THREATENED
Structure BUTT for Indians by
Federal Government Dam
aged Slightly, Either from
Ice or Other Cause.

supervisor a.. j charlie ana Su.
perintcudent 1l pu hio schools. e. "
lourrrun. uf thr inHcd STATES iu-
dl1n service. spent to-day at San ff-
lpc. nenr Domingo. some thirtt -itr
miles north ol Albuourruur. ny"sii-
euinT thr condition uf the bridge
nD rus8 fhr 1870 Grlude Ht ihat point
which reported damaged either
from nccsant collision against ih
piers 81 floating icp. or from some
1thrr rnure. Do b. understood that the
damage b. Oult tn one ui the concrete
Stands. hut immediate steps win hkth
Np taken tu pr went furhtr Mnah"n-
ing 1l thc structure, which Was huir
sou fht .hn Felipe lnd aut hy me
ndcul government aud finished lfa'
Aiuh.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

Attorne, J.. .. Fullcn Of Roswell
arrived in The cts last evening.
james McGulrk. well known Wool
buyer OF Boston, is 70 business visitor
IN Albuqnerqre
Alfred Grunsfeld. or Gruusfcld
Bros. has returned from q business
trip Ca New York.
e. y. Blackwell cashier OF the First
National bank ut Ration, b. in Albu-
lueruu" today on business affairs.
LEROY o. Moore. assistant United
States district attorney, arrived today
from Santa Fo.
Captnin W 9. Reid. 70 prominent
attorney az Roswell g. Zoo Alhulu"r-
que today
Frank y Jennings. Welt known
sttlrncy ~ Esiancm, is in Alhuuucr-
cue today on business IN IN, district
nd federal courts.
John e. Brennan clerk iu the santa
" ualmustcr's ofic, ln Needles. cal.
arrived here TODAY 60 visit relatives
b. g. Drm.h,r chief clerk I'm tho
state pcuitentmry. is in Alhu0geruue
today ON official business.
state Engineer Janice 4 French ARE
rived from Sbnts q" today Co attend
me "Cel- Together hunquci 20 be
given m o.. Masonic temple this
evening
W. r Brown 1nG ". a Cameron.
travelling froigh' and passenger AGENTS
f1r tho Santa Do. arc in N'hIII .rIur
t.dat from I'D rHso.
Iamts Ncporru't 70 wine oN .a'
from Gibson Is in Alugrorlue Toe
I .U.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21
- Won Maud


Maud Muller ou n Summers day.
Remarked: I'm tired uf rlAing
HHs
So Maud hccafne sunracette---
And militant she was, YOU nvt'
She threw a brics. She won't o.
bail
she sun is there. FINS this
tal'.
milwaukee sentinel
And now what ioy tor me fnd
nu
II We can pat the judge there.
too.
For with tho judge ana Maud
lu jaii
No mora would burdcned De 'hc
mall
with variations 81 thls wheese---
Endless "Maud Muller paro-
dies.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21
Ilang- Ilalnr Tnnlel,l.

GET-ToGETHER RANQU ET
81 ail uunstcrs 40 G:aU at Ma-
sonic Temple hlgrt sf stunt
ever pulled ~ iu history of GIVE
iliHcd world
Temple lodge rommun ication
al $3.50
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21

"UumHnro uf n NlckFhaW' IRON
'oldins Three by hudyara kiplini
HrtHtal
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21

.pnn.r.c a. 90 UIckftIv.' from
'su.dl.r- Three" by Uud,ura k,pans
Crystal
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21

Tunilhi--Nhltiug la hls heap Tor
NE On -kRtcs 40 the rink.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21

LOCAL WEATHER. report
Ter - hours ending at s n. m,.
January -i- Maximum temper
allure. % dFsrett. minimum. q.
NnEt, ga. ut 81. ru, s.. NORTH
Neat winds. clear.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-01-21
The Weather

FORECAST Tonight fair.
colder ln southeast portion.
"Wednesday iair.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-01-09

sen, Harry Wfges of Elk Horn at
tended the dance here last Satui'-
day evening given by the Danish
Brotherhood Lodge.
Chris Nielsen left for Omaha Sun,
day where he will visit a sister fol
week or SO.
Charley Higgins SHIELDED corn r.
Audrey MikEelsen last Saturday
John Pete. sen gave a birthday
dance in The Danish Brotherhood
Hail. las. Thursday night. FREQ
An ersen furnished the music. r
freshments we:e served at mid
night. A fine time was reports.
by all present.
Elivira chris' ensen Of Elk aol.
is visiting with Mary Mortengen
this week. |
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-01-09
r. P. PETERSEN DEAD
PETERsEN-sTUB

| The NJ sses Dora Christensen, Cha
Monday, December Goth, Miss An,
ma A. Stubs of Elk Horn was we'd
ded to Mr. Andrew Peteltse. nj
Omaha. The wedd ng was held al
the Lutheran church here about
2:30 P M. pastor TIL. N. Jersild
performing the ceremony. A mumbe
Of friends and relatives gathered &
thee hurchi to witness the solemn,
act. After the marriage ceremony
there was a reception at the hom.a
of the brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs
Edward Nielsen who reside about a
inhlei east of town, where a large
crowd of relatives and friends d d,
justicei to a bounteous supper ar
ter which the evening was spant in
most enjoyable way Several song
were Sung and short talks INDUCED
in and a general good, t me is said
to have been had. Very litele Is
known of Mr.. Petersen in this com.
munitg as he has spent most OF,
sght year i'm Omaha, that he has
been in this country, he having inn
migrated from Denmark Mr.. Pete:
sen was a dairymaR in lomaha tav-
fng sold his business there pr
vtous to his coming here bafol.
the wedding.
The bride has lived here since
her childhood up to- the present.
time. excepting about year which
sh's spent in Omaha. Theirs She
met Mr.. Petersen and made his .ac
quaintanoe. The happy young cor
pie will go to farming on the brjda
lnma place
|, Their many friends join us In
Wishing them long and happy life
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-01-09
HAMLIN
- ; y. 81 ~ 81 1Sngn

Willie Rattenborg and Johanna
Petersen were in Audubon on bus
mess Last Monday afternoon.
Peter Mortemsen, of near Elk
Horn, visited with relatives and
friends here last Thur day and Fri
day.
Mrs. Maurice Rasmussen aid
son, Hans of west of Extra. went
through town last Fridayd on THEN
way to Audubon where they attend
ed to- business matters
Miss Bertha Brandt visited friends
i'm Audubon from Saturday until
= enday.
Arthur Petersen. Hams Aagaard,
Charley Christensen, Max Nell
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-01-09
q rBt ann
Jl1lltty ].
WHAT HE WANTED

The young undergraduate was
hauled before his tutor. He had
exceeded his leave by no less than
two days.
"Well," said the professor what
have you to say for yourself
I'm awfu ly sorry replied the
undergraduate. 81 really couldn't
get back before. was detained by
most importer business"
The professor Looked at h M
sternly. so you wanted two more
days of grace, did YOU" he asked.
mo, SIR answered the young
man, off his guardfor moment
"of Mario ie'
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-01-09
ALL FtoR NOTHING

Sorry, Bill, l can't come to the
theater tonight. Now, don't look
80 cross-you amt cross, really are
yer Bill
|, mo, amt exactly cross, Liz,
but still it is bit aggravating for
a chap to find he's washed HIS face
and hands for nothing, amt it.