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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
HUSBAND MUST BE AMERICAN
Popular Singer Declares They Are tho
Best In the World, and Perhaps
She 10 Right.

A young American singer who re-
turns to this country after a success
full career abroad, expecting to reap
here high honors and much money, an
nounces that she is a candidate for
matrimony, but only American men
need apply. Her verdict is that the
Russian husband is cruel, the German
selfish, the Frenchman untrue, the
Italian broke" the Spaniard jealous
and lazy and the Englishman domineer-
ing These congratulations are un-
doubtedly too strong. There are as
good husbands in each of the coun-
tries as anywhere, but the foreigner
who deliberately hunts an American
girl is apt to be an adventurer, and
we hear of all the bad cases. We do
not hear of the thousands of American
women happily married and living in
every country in Europe.
1t is to be hoped that the singer will
find a husband with none of the bad
qualities mentioned and with all of
the virtues. We feel at liberty, how
ever, to point out that there are some
mighty bad husbands In this country
and that American birth alone is no
guarantee of perfection. 1t is true,
however, that the ordinary American
husband is the best trained animal
in captivity. He eats out of his wife's
hand and signs checks and is thankful
for the opportunity. There are millions
Of such husbands now and millions
of candidates for the yoke--Philadel-
phia Inquirer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
DIZZY, HEADACHY,
S|CK,I' 'CASCARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the in
testines, instead of being cast out
Of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
DRY SCALE COVERED HEAD

2760 Tamm Ave, st. Louis, Mo-
my little daughters head began with
a dry harsh scale covering it. First it
got a white scale over the top and
then it got q dirty brown scab with
pus under it. Her hair came out in
less than week and her head itched
and bled. She had no rest. had her
wear a scarf all the time, it looked so
badly She was SO sore and had such
big brown scabs on her head that the
teacher would not let her attend
school.
I'VE took and had her treated for
three months with no relief. She kept
getting worse until 1 tried Cuticura
Soap and Ointment I used the Cuti-
cura Soap every third day and the
Cuticura Ointment at night. In three
weeks her head was well of sores. Two
cakes of Cuticura Soap and one box
of Cuticura Ointment completely cured
her." (Signed) Mrs. Walter Rogers,
Nov. %, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
DIDN'T KNOW
That Coffee Was Causing Her Trouble.

So common is the use of coffee as a
beverage, many do not know that it is
the cause Of many obscure ails which
are often attributed to other things.
The easiest way to find out for one
self is to quit the coffee for a while,
at least, and note results. A Virginia
lady found out in this way, and also
learned of new beverage that is
wholesome as well as pleasant to
drink. She writes:
Il am 40 years old and all my life,
up to year and half ago, I had
been coffee dTinker.
Dyspepsia, severe headaches and
heart weakness made me feel some
times as though / was about to die
After drinking a cup or two of hot
coffee, my heart would go like clock
without a pendulum. At other times it
would almost stop and 1 was SO nerv-
Gus / did not like to be alone.
IF l took a walk for exercise, as
soon as / was out of sight of the house
Id feel as if / was sinking, and this
would brighten me terribly. My limbs
would utterly refuse to support me-
and the pity of it all was, l did not
know that coffee was causing the trou-
BILE.
Reading in the papers that many
persons were relieved of such ailments
by leaving off coffee and drinking Post
UNI, / got my husband to bring home
a package. We made it according to
directions and I liked the first cup. Its
rich, snappy flavor was delicious.
Il have been using Postum about
eighteen months and to my great joy,
digestion is good, my nerves and heart
are all right, in fact, am well woman
once more, thanks to Postum"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Greek. Mich. Write for copy Of the
little book, The Road to Wellville. :"
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be well
boiled.
Instant Postum is a soluble powder
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in a
cup of hot water and, with cream and
sugar, makes a delicious beverage In
stantly. Grocers sell both kinds
"Thara's a reason for Postum
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
His Advice Worked.

"And don't forget to climb, boy"
said the later day Polonius as he part
ed from his college bound son; climb
and keep a-climbin'."
81 won't forget, dad" said the boy.
"Good-by."
He didn't forget.
Three days later he climbed over
the PROSTATE forms of q disabled
sophomores and, climbing the creased
pole to the hated upper class emblem,
yanked it from it's fastenings, there
by winning place in the esteem of his
fellow students that a score of schol-
arships couldn't equal.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Telephone Managers Gather.

Fifty telephone managers from
various parts of the state took coun-
sci with the railroad commission over
problems affecting their business
with a view to adopting rules stand
ardizing telephone service. The
meeting was held In the assembly
chamber and was opened by Commits
sioner David Harlows, who outlined
the program for which they met. He
said that the tentative rules for tele-
phone service proposed during the
meeting Of the State Telephone asso-
citation here last year had not yet
been formally adopted, and that the
commission desired the advice of the
telephone men in approving or revis-
ing them before their PRONUNCIATION
as official orders. Standards for gas
service were recently issued by the
commission.
Chief Engineer @. NJ Larson then
took charge of the meeting.
The directors of the Wisconsin
State Telephone association were
prominent in the discussions. The
Bell company was also represented.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Eighth Wonder.

The ex-summer girl was talking to
the ex-college man.
"And what are you going to do, now
that you have completed your educa-
tion?" she asked.
ooh, think I'll live on my income!"
he answered airily.
81 am disappointed in you. Live on
your income, indeed! Why don't you
do some great deed to show the world
how clever you are?"
MY dear young woman, if 1 sue
coed in living on my income it will be
the cleverest deed any man ever ac-
complished."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Relief for Alaskan Miners.

AS an encouragement to further
prospecting and mining in the new
gold field near the boundary line be-
tween Alaska and Yukon territory the
American customs officials have de-
cided not to establish a custom house
there for one year, believing that the
miners have already undergone hard
ships enough in getting their outfits
there without having to pay duties.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02

Many Changes In y. Of w. Faculty.
Nearly two score of changes. pro-
motions and additions have been
made in the faculty of the university
since the close of school. DR.. S. NJ.
Babcock has been made professor
emeritus and has been succeeded by
Prof e. B. Hart, chief Of the depart.
ment Of agricultural chemistry. Since
Associate Professor E. G. Hastings
has been promoted to the professor
ship Of the agricultural bacteriolog-
zeal department, Frank M. White
succeeds as head of agricultural en-
gineering. X. L. Hatch of the agri-
cultural extension service has been
made professor.
Dean Richards of the law school
has returned from years leave of
absence which he spent in Europe
studying foreign systems Of jurispru-
dence. Henry w. Ballentine succeeds
Eldon r. James as professor of law.
Mr.. James is now with the Univer-
sity Of Minnesota. During the past
year Mr.. Ballantine has been dean of
the law school of the University CT
Montana E. A. Gilmore, professor
of law, has been granted a leave of
absence for the first semester to
study law in Europe.
The vacancy caused by the sp-
pointment Of Paul S. Reinsch as Uni
ted States minister to China will be
filed by Stanley c. Hornbeck, who
has been assistant professor at the
law school at Mukden, Manchuria,
China. He is a Wisconsin graduate.
Mr.. Hornbeck will not arrive until
the opening of the second semester.
Prof. Chester Lloyd-Jones will serve
in his place for the first semester.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Knew ALI About Ii.

Spell dough- Dick" directed a
teacher of little black pupil.
DO" said Dick, promptly.
'No, that is not right" smiled the
teacher 'Who can tell Dick how and
why he is wrong?"
Hes wrong cause there's two kinds
OBJ do" shrilled another dark-skinned
youngster, "de do what yo' shets, an
de do what you eats-an' de do what
yo' eats is writ widout de 'postrophe at
de end
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02

"Our first baby is
strong and healthy and
we attribute this re-
suit to the timely use
of your Compound. -
Mrs. FRED YoHANN,
Kent, Oregon.
81 owe my life ana
my baby's good health
TO your Compound. -
Mrs. w. .. SPENCER,
Il. +. D., No. 2. Troy
Alabama.
ST have three chill
dren and took your
Compound eachtime."
Mrs. JOHN HOWARD,
Wilmington, Vermont.
at have o lovely
baby boy and you cam
tell every one that he
is q 'Pinkham' baby.'s
---Mrs.LoUIs FISCHER.
SO Munroo ST., Carl
stadt, N. j.
I" We arc at lasn
blessed with 3 sweet
little babygirl. Mrs.
G.. A. LAPERoUs R,
Montegut, La.
i have ono of the
finest baby girls you
ever saw. Mrs. @. E.
GooDwTN, 1912 s. 9th
ST., Wilmington, Nc.
" My husband is the
happiest man alive to-
day." - Mrs. CLARA
DARBRAKE, 397 Maril-
la ST., Buffalo. NY. !.
Now / have a nice
baby girl, the joy OF
our home. Mrs. Do.
SYLVIA COTE, No. lit
So. Gate St., Worceaa
ter, Mass.
"I have q fine strong
baby daughter now"
- Mrs. A, A. GILES,
Dewittville, N. W
Route A.
ct have q big, fat,
healthy boy. Mrs. A
A. BALENGER, RED.
Mol, Baltimore, Ohio,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
4,2oO Enter University.

On the last day for registration the
figures at the registrars office indi-
Gated an enrolment for the year of
1900 students, an increase over last
year of about 200. The registration
for the 1913 summer session is over
2,100, or an increase of $50 students.
This will place Wisconsin's enroll
ment for the year at considerably
over 5000 students. With the influx
of students at the beginning of the
second semester, which amounted to
some 200 last spring, the total num-
Der will possibly reach $500.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Lutherans Discuss Training.

Nearly 100 prominent members OF
the three Lutheran denominations,
representing Norwegians from more
than fifteen cities Of southern Wis
consin, assembled in Stoughton for
the first conference on the promotion
Of Christian education in schools. The
meetings were held at the First Luth-
eran church. A grand musicale was
given by joint choirs Of three Slough
ton Norwegian Lutheran churches.
Among the subjects brought up for
discussion were Historical introduce
ton Among Norwegian Lutherans in
This Country" by Rev. ]. Halverson,
Rockdale; Duties of Giving Youth
Christian Training" by Rev. J. j. Lee,
Stoughton; "The Demand for Chris
tan Education" by Rev. S. Gunder-
son, Mount Horeb; Christian High
School," by Rev. J. A. 0. Stub,
Stoughton Synod church.; Appeal to
Support Only Christian High Schools
in This District, Namely Albion Acad-
emy," by Rev. M. H. Hegge, Slough
ton United Lutheran church.
Among the ministers present were
clergy of the Norwegian Synod,
Hauge's Synod and the United Luth-
eran church. They are Rev. R. O..
Brandt, Mcfarland; Rev. L. s. Rogue,
Morrisonville; Rev. G.. G. Krostu,
Koshkonong; Rev. N. o. Peterson,
Deerfeld; DR.. T. H. Larson, Madison;
Rev. ]. J. Linnevold, Edgerton; Rev.
S. Gunderson, Mount Horeb; Rev. ].
J. Lee, Rev. M. H. Hegge and Rev. J.
A. o. Stub of Stoughton.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Reain Work at Wales.

The state board of control award
ed the contract for the building of
the dining-room and infrmary at the
state tuberculosis sanitarium at
Wales to the Beauregard Bros, of
West De Pere.
The bid was $12,08S. The work
will be started Immediately.
At the regular meeting of the board
to be held next week, Allan B. Con
over, architect, will submit prelim-
mary plans for the new woman's re-
formatory, which is to be erected
near Fond du Lac.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Demand for Farmers, Bulletins.

BSTnano TOT 2 aTFHCFS' EUIleLInSs
Thousands Of boys and girls, young
men and women in Wisconsin who for
one reason or another are deprived of
the advantages of course at the col
lege of agriculture of the University
of Wisconsin, are keeping fully in
formed upon the latest developments
and discoveries in the agricultural
field.
During a single day requests were
received by the agricultural extension
service for 1928 bulletins of which
number 642 were circulars of informa-
ton, 102 United States government
bulletins and 579 Wisconsin bulletins.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
FOIeY KidneY Pills Relieve

promptly the suffering due to weak, in
active kidneys and painful bladder action.
They offer a powerful help to nature
in building up the true excreting kid
ney tissue, in restoring normal action
Try them.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
State Cows Popular With Buyers.

Efforts to eradicate tuberculosis
from Wisconsin herds and to develop
their producing capabilities have
made dairy animals of the state pop
ular with buyers in all parts of the
nation who desire to establish or re-
cruit herds as milk and butter pro-
ducers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02

Inc closed season Tor wOOdcOck,
partridge, plover and snipe Is between
December 1 and the succeeding Sep
TENDER 10 in all parts of the state,
according to an opinion given by At
torney General Owen to Chief Game
Warden John Shots. There appear
cd to be some misunderstanding as to
the law because the sections which
provided for this open season emu
merated a certain number of coun-
ties in which the law regulating the
open season for prairie chicken and
grouse should apply.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Cheese Industry Good.

G. Marty of the dairy department
University of Wisconsin, who acted as
Judge in the cheese class at the state
fair, announced that the 142 entries OF
American cheese received an average
score of 92.67; the 20 exhibits of Block
and Drum Swiss 93.9; the 20 brick
cheese 92.5, and the nine Limburge1
1894
Although the exhibit was large the
appearance of the cheese was yer,
good, showing that the factory oper
ators are doing their part IN III kin;
good product
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
The Discovery.

What do you suppose is the sad
dest discovery man can make?"
II should think it was to go out for
Joy ride and discover he is in the
trouble wagon"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Literal.

Il understand the popular young
city minister won his bride, after all.
in the country"
All? Then it was regular pastoral
romance"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
CHiLpiESS
WOMEN

These women once childless, now happy and
physically well with healthy cnildrenwill tell how
Lydia e. PinKham's Vegetable Compound made
an rhis possible. Here are the names and correcr
for yourself. They are only few out Of many
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Contradiction.

Rare cooks belle their name"
How SOP"
Because the work of rare cook is
generally well done"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
No Wonder.

What made the canoe tip over?"
"Cholly carelessly placed his pipe
in one side of his mouth"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
No Trouble About stickino.

NO TUuDIG HDUUI OITCkITIg.
First Drummer-Confound it! Half
the sales l make don't stick.
Second Drummer-Get into my line
and you'll have no trouble. l sell
mucilage
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02

When a man begins to feed on fiat
terry compliments become the necessi-
ties Of life.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
McGovern Makes Appointme,

Governor McGoyern appointed the
members Of the state highway COM
mission and three persons from each
of the congressional districts to repre-
sent Wisconsin at the American road
congress to be held at Detroit on Sep
TENDER 20, 80, and October 1, 2, and
4. The delegates appointed from the
congressional districts are as fol-
lows:
w. w. Davis, 487 Cramer street, Mil
waukee; H. C. Hale, Bayfield,; William
A. Whitney, Superior; Edward Buc-
holz, Poysippi; M. S. Gedlinski, 413
Mitchell street, Milwaukee; Charles j.
Stumpf, 416 Wahl avenue, Milwaukee;
Emil Hoefs, 1913 Green Bay avenue,
Milwaukee; e. E. Browne, Waupaca;
w. e. Watson, Almond; DR.. Roger
Cahoon. Baraboo; Percy Sharp, Ocon-
to; G. c. Jacobus, Wauwatosa; George
Foster, Mellen; Charles J. Hagen,
Black Creek; Cupt. H. A. Aune, Hud-
son; Thomas Roycraft, Chippewa
Falls; Orrin Ingram, Rice Lake;
F. L. Boerner, Amigo; A. A. Por-
ter, Portage; DR.. Frank H. Geh-
be, Manitowoc; ]. L. Willard, Marke-
san; Fred Ties, Brodhead; Albert
Hurlbut, Prairie du Chen; John Gard
ner, Platteville; A. P. Croghan, Cas-
cade; Henry J. Falk, West Mend;
DR.. L. e. Youmans, Mukwonago; R. V.
Baker, Kenosha; Capt. w. L. Lewis,
Racine; William Stabelfeldt, Green
Tree road, town of Milwaukee
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Employers Not Under Compensation.


Approximately 500 Wisconsin en-
ployers Of four or more persons in
common employment have filed no.
tice that they desire not to come I'M
der the provisions of the workmen's
compensation act. This information
comes from the industrial commission
with the names of those who have
filed such notices at Madison.
Under the new. workmen's compen-
sation act every employer of four or
more persons in a common employ
ment became subject to the act Sep
tember 1 unless before that date no.
tice to the contrary had been filed.
All employers who are not under the
compensation act are liable for dam
ages in case of injury to an employe
through the negligence of the en-
ployer. This liability comes under
he old common law method but those
employers who are not under the act
cannot plead the defense of assump-
sion of risk, fellow servant or con-
tributory negligence. Many employ
ers who have decided not to accept
the act are expected to come under
the law when their present insurance
policies expire.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02
Petition Governor for convicts.

The Racine Commercial club has
petitioned Governor McGovern to per-
nit the employment of convicts in
improving Racine county highways
this fall. The county is to spend $751;
1000 in road Improvement.
An accident which cost the lives of
two men at the Racine county gravel
pit at Burlington delayed the work
two months and the county officials
want convict labor in order to rush
the improvements TO completion this
fall.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1913-10-02

One 1Oc package colors all fbers. They dye in co
FREE booklet calendar, blotters. etc. MONROE
Evening journal., 1913-10-25
DR. PRICE Tn LECTnRR.

At Smyrna U. A. NJ. E. Church to-
morrow the Rev. Albert Price will
preach at the morning service on the
subject, Who Is This MANI" The
Sunday School services will be held
at 2 o'clock. The Rev. Thomas w.
Bostic, of Millington, Md. will preach
at O'Clock. The Smyrna praying and
singing band will have charge Of the
Praise service.
At $50 o'clock the Young Peoples
meeting, will be held, and at the 7.S0
O'Clock service DR.. Price will preach
on the subject Seeking the Light, or
Using the Search Light"
At Eighth street Baptist Church,
Wilmington, on Thursday evening,
October 80, DR.. Price will lecture on
THE Uplift of the colored Race, or
The Delaware Negro"
Evening journal., 1913-10-25
u. S. u. CLUB IN
REUNION DINNER

In the Dupont Hotel on Thursday
evening last the reunion dinner of the
n. S. II. Club was held The club was
organized in 1870, when its members
were apprentices in Wilmington. After
nearly fifty years, fourteen of the n s.
L. members gathered for three hours
socialbility. George H. Mccall kept the
boys awake with "reminiscences of the
early seventies, when the Market street
club held forth.
Those present at the dinner included
Harry Griffith John Hyde, jefferson
Hart, Albert Hmdle. Adam J. Lang, Or.
John II. Moreland. George II. Mccall, J..
Harry Pierson. W. G. Tindall, John Peo-
ples, Samuel White, Of this city, and
W. 4. McCenn, Of Valley Forgei J. b.
Robinson. Newport, and J. Milton Solo
mon, Of Eden, West Va.