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D|RECTUM| |. WINS
$4,000 FEATURE
Opening of Grand Circuit Races
at Columbus Accompanied
by Cold.

columbus. Ohio. September 22.-The
grand circuit opened here day with
a" a.. accompaniment OF wintry weather.
the track also being in rather bad
condition from q rain or vosterd.v.
The chestnut stallion Dircctum 7. won
inc S3.oo0 King stake tor 2:05 PAGERS
In straight heats. Tho field was ono
or tho best which has started this sea-
son. but the half-mile track champion
handled them with ease. pacing tho
last two heats In 2:o4 "a and 2:O4 l-3
In the heavy going. Newell. the
heavy favoritc in the 2:li trot was
beaten after he had won two heats by
Omas. third choice. In tho factions.
The big upset came I'm the $1,000 stake
Tor sI3 PAGERS. In which the $50 to
$40 choice. Frank Bogash, Jr., leading
money winner PAGER OF the wear was
beaten bv The California marc Icata ].
Summary:
2:o5 class. pacing. three In nve;
stake $1,000:
Directum L.. CHI. H.. by Directum
Kelly tRyan). II
Walter Cochato. blk. II. Ncgg). 10,
Flower Direct. b. IN. (whitc-
head) = 3
Longworth b.. b. II. tMur-
phD .................. $50
Branham Baughman. Zombrewer and
Jones Gentry also started. Best time.
c:oa IL.
2;li class lass trot,ins. three in nvo.
Omar. b. e.. by Noblesso
cFloyd> XXX
Newell. b. e.. by New
Leaf CAndrews) .....I 2 g 4
Leo a. b. n. Ryan)... 2 Z 8 3 2
Red Lac. Jr.. blk. H.
tCoN) .........-...... Q
Frances Graham. James w. Peter
Billiken. Mason Mathews and Moko
billiard also started. Best time.
2:09l-4
2:l2 class pacing. threo in i've.
stake $1,000:
Lcata J. b. m. by Major
Mckinney (Childs) 49, / 1 L
Frank Bogash. Jr.. b. n.
by Frank Bogash
tMurphy) .......... 2 4 !
Del Rcy. II. n. b. Nut
wood wilkes tCoX) e.. 3 3 3 / &
Mack Thistle, b. h.
tStcadman) ...... 3
Best time. FOB l-4
2:l5 class. pacing. three In Ave stake
$500 tunhnished):
Cleo b. Oh. IN. by Oranges
tHedrlck) ..-.--.-.-...... ,
Zanzibar. br. h. by Alran-
tura Pitmam .,..... 5 5
Princess Margaret. b. M.
Lnnc) Observation-Disclosures. : .
Mary Direct. &. m. tAiaIlow) : 3
clifford Pal. Patsy Dumas, Rita j,
Polly Ann. Rebel Wedge, Ne. In Schnell
Great Scott. Vnndola and Volunteer
Lockheart also started Best time
2:GS IA
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HERBERT TO MEET
YOUNG" BELL
Local Grappler Will Attempt to
Come Back in Strenuous
Bout Tonight.

o-night's wrestling bout at Broad
street Park, beginning at S:45 o'clock.
will be George Fierberts initial at
tempt to como back" into the light
weight wrestling game, and 1t goes
without saying that tho Richmond
wrestler will put forth his best cf-
Tort TO defeat young" Tecll of Ohio
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NJ TAGGERT LANDS
FIRST -FOUR TIMES
After Two Days Without Vic
tory, He Makes Up for
Lost Time

Hare de Grace Md. September %
= iel r4HlnG Two DAYS Without landi-g
e Wlnner Johnny McTapgcrt fattcnod
w ms Lead on the Jockeys here by
ulolhg iGGur Straight horscs TO victory
lo-oaN Inc messenger Boy admir-
eFS We're do"n heavily and won ac-
IoTai9gly q X Jcplr fresh from
,,,hhaGa' mace tremendous l,illing on.
i>ehhl!csS. u was tine uli.'s ur-t SIAM
bGt money came uack tlJm the out
81 io " ~ hande9oks ana NE joplnies
nia 20 Dc S"NsMcd with twos for their
iHoney. The illy won pulled up.
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son,s SINGLE. The latter want TO ,hira

sons single. The latter went to third
on Fishers low throw, and scored on
an inheld out The Yanks tied il In
the second, only TO go behind in the
next frame, when Johnson singled with
TWO on and Fishers wildness forced in
another The visitors scored the win
ning run IN the NTH. as the Yanks'
rally In that frame fell shy of a tie
oy one run. a game effort was made
IN the ninth, but. with the bases full.
PeskinpauSh forced out Gilhooley, who
was on first
None of the five pitchers used dis
played even fair form. The score:
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Was hingtou.
Total. - 50. Totals ., $ =

.p;Ais 80 =. Totals "a. - Is
tal ior NcAliesteT in seventh.
7satite fo- L-y--enz In eighth.
"a williams. lsft ueld.
score - Innings: u
" AsliGEtoE ..........-.......oI occc. o.
~ ! 2 y g J @
Summary. Earned Washington /
rlfst o-s- 81 errors-St- Louis, .. Errors
--!.tA tosi-r. Morgan, GeGeou. Mcbride
49, 1o.a-inE. Shottcn. Sloane. Two-base
FFati sloane. Sacrifice hlt-Milan.
Steten na'es- Foster %, Gar/il. Morgan
>-oitss Pratt, Mares. Double play.-MoeIIer
r. ''-no.i Aoei.er 20 Henry. Lett on bases
37hlhsto- - Louis :. Hits-Or Lev
sFth- u innings. OF Mitchell. In . In
..aEs. Oh ayers. IN 20 innings: OF Roch-
Its : ~ - !nc!Egs. First raSe on balls
~ i-e'eftnz OF Ayers. 3. of BoehlinE =
S|lrs c-t-Sy !-eves=us &. by BoehlinE s:
~ ytf. A!t - pttcher-By BoehlinE /
- "illtaTnsl Cupi5es. Din-ea and Sher!-
can Time o! game. g::0
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MARSHALL|TES
GETTING STARTED

q good squad from the John Mar
shall High school reported for rrac-
ticc. but they showed UP pretty we'll
considering the fact that they had no;
linberod up.
team should DO obtained
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OUTFIT, MAPS WIN

New York. Sert-mber 22-Althoush
=, i"nks outbattcd the Maps nearly
2 - 'orcday. they lost TO the visitors
F.; Timely hitting in tic first and
, ~ innings gave Birtr!nghn.n's men
l-cicold singled I'm tho nr,t
'i'lcco to second, and scored on LACK
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BRAVES DEFEAT
CARDS IN THIRD
Errors by St. Louis Prove Big
Aid to Boston in Land
ing Game.
VISITORS WIN IN FIRST
Hess Goes All Way. While
Grincr Is Relieved by
Recruit Trekell.

ST. Louis. Mo, September o2-Thc
Braves made it three straight from the
Cardinals by winning to-day's game,
to /. Errors by tho locals were
largely responsible for tho size OF the
score. Griner started for the locals
hut was relieved by Trckcll before
Tho first inning was over Hess went
all the way for the visitors The
Braves won the game in the first,
when three runs were scored The
ecore:
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WOMEN'S TOURNEY
TO START TODAY
Fifty-Two Fair Golfers in West
ern Association Ready for
Championship Battles.

Memphis. Tenn. September 22.-Play
in the qualifying round of the open
Championship tournament Of the We;
mems Western Golf Association Will
Country Club Tomorrow morning, with
ffty-two contestants on hand to com
iinrdest fought tournaments ever held
in the South. Eleven. Western clubs
and two In the South--Nashvillc and
Memphis, Tenn.--will be represented.
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''''' U IT.
New York Observation-Disclosures | O o o q q 4
CLEVELAND ............-..........2 > ] o o 0-6
summary: Errors-Carisch. Fisher. Two
base hits Williams. Holden, Maisel Sacri-
:ics hit-Chapman Double plays-PeckIu-
phugh to Williams; Lajoie To johnson. Left
on bases-cieveland. 4. New York. z. First
base on balis-On Falkenberg. /: of Stecn l:
OF Fisher. 8; on schulz 3. struck out-By
steen. /. by Schulz 3. Hit by pitcher-By
FISHER. tJackson). Wild pitchcs-Steen.
Falkenberg. Umpires. Connolly and o. Louyh-
lin. Time Of game. hours
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Results in Big Leagues.
{. NATIONAL

i.oston, 3; st. Louis. l.
Chicago. 0; Philadelphia (frst
gaInc).
Chicago, e; Philadelphia, / (sccond
gamc).
Pittsburgh Brooklyn ,rain).
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AMERICAN

Cleveland, 5; New York, 4.
Boston Chicago (rain).
Philadelphia, A; Detroit. (first
gamc).
philadelphia. /; Detroit. 0 (second
game).
ST. Louis. 7; Washington, 5.
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st. Louis.
! othIs ...oI ] - IS Totals Isl -
Score by innings:

SUMMARY Errors-Huggins. Mowrcy.
Cakes. Beck G). snyder Trckcl. Sacrifice
hit-Maun. Stolen baHes-S Sweeney linn
Double plsys-Beck TO Hugrins to Whitted:
Nhitted tunassisted); Sweeney to Maran-
vito 10 Schmidt Left on bases-St Louis &.
Boston !? First base on balls-oT Griner
:, on Irckeli, 3; of Hess. ?. Struck out-By
LEES o; by Trckel 1. Hit by pitcher--Ry
rrekcli. ! tHiun) Passed baIl-Snydcr. I'M
nires. klem and Orth. Time OF Enine LIE
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B O w 1. 1 nj G

The Chesapeake and Ohio Shops de-
fcated the Chesapeake and Ohio Office
team last night two out OF three
games on the Newport Alleys In close
and exciting series.
Tonight two teams from the class
division VIII meet on the Newport
Alleys for a series.
President II. W. Mcfarland has called
night at 3 o'clock at the Newport Ai
leys. II is earnestly requested that all
VIII try and be on hand. Scores:
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Charters Issued.

Charters were issued by the state Corpora
tfon Commission yesterday as follows: /.
The Ashland Cas- Sewer and Water Com
pnny Onc.). Ashland. Capital $4,000. %.
b. Cox. president; w. L. Foy secretary
both of Ashland
Borden's Condensed Milk Sales Company
Qnc.). foreign corporation, chartered un-.
der the laws OF New York State. John q.
Armistead. statutory agent. Richmond with
10000 capital.
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,,7.1'.',.'.T fIf0Fa-Galner TWO-bnse Mit.
MHphy' walsh. Sacrifice hit-Mcinris.
2,"leh bhse. walsh. Baker Double plny-
i'HSh TO G"iner. First bago on bnlis-or
%uEek on, BY Dubuc, .; 10y Plank. 6. hi
~ ptfhermhurns. Empires. Egan and iii
,irui rand Time OF game. I:ij Attendance
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FIRST GAME.
Totals ..54 : -4ls Totals rs 81
.Ilnffen fnr IlnLl.. a. -.i,.r

- '''9''''57 T.
Detroit .....-.-....- ............o o06oooo 10
ii.l'aHc'phih .........t....0 ! II Ox-t
summary; Errors Loudcu Two-Lase hits
Gibson. o. TBush. sacrince hits-Strnnk
Barry stolen Das.sC BGsh -. Collins
bpHbIe play .. Bush 70 Raurnan to Ons-
i"". fiTst base on hnlls-On Dausa 2 of
I! Bhsh, !. struck out ~ Dauss. !; by !
knsh M By pitcher Mclnnis Wid
lltch- j. Bush. EMPIRES. uilGcbraud and
EeaU. Time or game l:iJ
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SECOND GAME.

Totals 80 7?ii Totaln 2s ] 5.7l7
hhitea i"r lennock In second
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Totals ..33 10 q IL Totals ...23 J ~ l6
Rated FOR Gossett In eighth.
tBatted for Schulz in eighth.
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st. Louis at Washington.
Detroit at Philadelphia.
Cleveland at New York.
=. Chicago at Boston.
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STANDING OF TEAMS.
WHERE THEY PLAY TO-DAY.

Brooklyn at Pittsburgh.
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iessness Of trying to clap = silence on
the early morning howis-the stamping
janitor. tho whistiing baker boy, the
tnghng mailman. the banging gar
oaxeer. They are beyond all pleas Cor
mercy. But. fellow-ten lst US b
confederate OF each other. Il 10 rotten
enough to have TO live the canned lsfci'
OF nat without torturinx each other
by l&te-at-nisht music, OLD MAID.
Medical Ethics.
To tas Editor Of The Evenls World:
Your recent editorial on Medical
Ethics" was very timely. Tho police
system isn't i-s-S with the system a,
fostened and encouraged by (somcttmos,
the incomlstents twho contribute .
larger percentage than most people rcaa
ize) OF physicians. and who are erwin,
Tor laws to protect them In their &C.
lions.
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WHERE IGNORANCE IS FOLLY.

ISCUSSlNG economic conference in Philadelphia the
high of living President Miller Of the Bronx added
point the long controversy by saying: "e New York
prices for food because conditions made
known to him. have known cabbag sold for head and
spinach 10 cents barrel that went simply because New
Workers knew nothing Of it."
Here at rate evil for which the remedy plain and
practicable In fact land where publicity is easy gain
where the value of advertising well understood it strange
such conditions should with any frequency
be individual market gardener produce dealer
wishes undertake himself the Of advertising such bargains
and would rather throw the food into than advertise
low prices but Of the cooperative associations might
find profit handling the business To throw cheap wholesome
food New FORK rather than take trouble
know Of it is reaconary beyond Egypt
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WHY is A CITY GOVERNMENT?

nY the members the Maritime Exchange resolution has
adopted favong complete separation Of the administration
Of the water front from the internal city government
This along in line with movement to take
public morals out Of the hands Of the police and estng in board
distinct from the general city government
Various other departments Of municipal activity times
pest been turned to special boards So the
projects not revolutions innovations They
merit however, Of raising question whether it while
maintain city longer body Of function
aries to put display civic holidays
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Tim: 100 r. ".
Il. J. (entering) Hello. honey!
AN Mrs. J. (sourly)-You seem to
Alv DO in q pretty good humor.
Been out with the boys?
Mr.. J. (surprlsed)-w no.
I came straight up from the once.
What makes you ask thatr
Mrs. ]. (coldiy)-Oh nothing.
M. J. approsnho Nh. J. and embraces hG.)
Mrs. J. umpatiently)-Oh, for good
ness sake don't get mushy! (subtly).
II strikes me you're MIGHTY oonsid-
crate and bridegroomy this evening.
What have you been up to that you
think needs squar'ngr
Mr.. J. (ofrended)-Thats right. Go
anc spoil the spontaneity OF Il! One
minute you complain that Tn not at
tentive enough and the next you accuse
me OF being mushy.
Mrs. J. dcily)-'Say. don't try to pull
that martyr gag on me. II won't 20
down, son. Once upon n ttme-but not
nowi
| Mr.. ]. 0h,nlsing to placate hsr)-rhs
house looks lovely. What have you
done to IT,
Mira J. drowning blsosly) Not .
thing.
MI. j. (amtably sampnng the soup
NY The soup Is excellent.
Mrs. ]. (snii,ng bitterly,-Youre q
vary bad actor. James-you overdo
things.
| Mr.. J. Cblazing up)--Who's acting
What on earth are you getting at?
II you've anything up your sleeve. go
on and spring H. What Hypothetical
grievance have you got now
Mrs. J, Cfu1ou~ly) Hypothetical In
deed. Well. let me tell you this: n
I'm going to DO anything TO spodi
another persons pleasure. TIL DO 1,
openiy-not 70 meaidnG around. kks
thief In the night about Il!
Mr.. J. Quitting down his spoon)--say
don't Won think that II you tried e
explain the situation 10 me, Il woult
simplify matters wonderfully
Mrs J, Cboiling up)-Just lead me 4
M I'm full OF explanations. am
Only can't trust myself to sneak jus
now-I might say something I'd b,
sorry for,
MI. y. dronically)- On. don't spare me
pray. daressy I am equal to you
onslaught.
Mrs J. Growing sioqusnt) Well
evsrybody's rsvihng ne Mayor
, They're all talking Il the polass Soro
end ~ GsNA sspess an1 iuaVsaakal
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THE CASE OF JOHN PAUL FARRELL.

FTER the Coroncrs jury had found that the confession Of
~ John Paul Farrell that he made the bomb that killed Made
- line Herrera invalid and should be repuded the Coro
reported to have said to Farrell 81 sorry for what you
vs through sorry kept in long, but the
D6 Of justice the police and DstrctAorncys Office trying
- that they served made for suffer
did, there compensate for the time
you spent in prison. but there is way TO do it,
On that showing there is good opening for reform Mscar
ags of justice in the Of without becoming
fsuen in this country There be in the state to
ssdy all the wrong done to Farrell but there surely
And out how his invalid confession obtained and how stood
IL test Of examination court is sheer stupidity to "he
ends Of Justice make such wrongs necessary that there
guard against them when endess happens he suspected
q crime
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Mr.. Jarr Seeks to Perform an Act of
Kindness. It Won't Happen Again.

other day." said Mr.. JarT.
Boon working here fourteen years
and nobody loves me- stunt," asked
johnson. as ths waitress brought the
viAnds and punched their checks.
Yes. didn't think his work was ap-
preoiated. Well. II Isn't Neither 10
yours nor mine declared Mr.. Jarr.
II tell you, . man who works on sal
faithful serv1ce''-
Gets his salary. though" said the
practical johnson.
But there u more In life than just
wages" insisted Mr.. Jarr. Doesn't
Shakespeare ay The laborer IL worthy
Of his hire"
NO. It's the Bsble" replied johnson.
who he'd . baritone voice and sang in
. choir In the Bronx.
'well. It means Q man Who works
faithfully should sst . pat on the back
once in . wthle." NJ. Jar went on.
Tie gets . short-arm Jolt In the rsbs
every once in . while at OUR shop"
lAaid johnson. - ne made his beans
lgory with ketchup.
well. I've been thinking we might
show Jenkins We % think something
OF him. Make him . nice little useful
present or something. Oh. nothing
icostiy, you know" he added. sesing
johnson edge away; ''bst II the poor
old gink was 10 croak we'd send flow
lsrs. wouldnt wer'
well, then" continued Mr.. Jarn
why not get him . nice plant for NJ
little garden in the oountryr'
"B1ne"" chamed the oashisr. And
tell you what-hs'd APPRECIATE some
thing ~ had grown ourselves mors
than soGnsthing w bought Now.
, lam no little boy Burbank myself. bu,
on . vacant lot near who're ! live ther>
10 . beautiful plant. . climbing ever.
green. rye often admired II: It grows
% strong and healthy. think berries
come on u IN the fall. but I am no,
, sure ! only know II 10 green all tbs
year round except IN autumn. when II
, turns q beautiful gold and brown
IT'S q stunning hght from my window
Wen quit early ana pull big bunch
OF ~ and send Il down to Jenkins By
messenger. and won't tell him VINO it''
'front.'" said Mr.. Jarr. Then, when III
lSets TO Dragging shout \ later. ~ MAJ
lUInt tuoTo ~ UuHO t00uAW 6tAsOii&
ofylcs-mAtss. even IN 0old-blooded New
, York"
&c. after they returned 30 ths ono,
, they kept aloof from JenkinA Wersn'
! they goinG to cheer his heart anony
mouslyf Then why SGT mushy ant
have him suspect
: They ralded the luxurious evergreen
!. lon the vacant lot IN the Bronx ant
sent bundle Of fine plants to Jenkin
by parcel post.
I But the nsxt day. ana for some day
later. they lay around the house
Y jenkins. too. phoned IN concerning HI
t intispositon a day later.
. Ute very funny" said the boss
!. 10 nsuch ivy poisoning % Early IN Ii
, 'ssasosi ! wonder Z - s1ssy =
? : Y o..
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The Servant Problem.

T'AEKD ~ b4 90 eouk In ~ ine0ho0
twAy d ehW ah II thakO effios "a -
hoDsvivo vU hddins s3 ~ sal1sD
Nm fiss n ~ 90 ,e.
Own aaA sooa tos ~" 80 -. ~ -
voa't have % VaA On Thondays and 6unda1As
''Coos o. -" I'D ~ e<h9. "snd yua -
have v NAH yoW own hsd." -
"wlth n ~ aan entertain ysW n1sndD A'0D
pasios." .s.s
WsaS ~ "a snA.' .- .o ..
You wait have to waA and No ~ -
n yvu tahs ~ anantiaa Win me-"
And 1 waAdnV ehank a yoW scss6A,e -
NAch0 floor
Tue frst louisville ~ dsspesaoa. -
'Cums wtfA NJ" che szclaamsd, "an1 ~
wur SAve - ooDkr'-Ksnas Clfy Star. -
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Domestic Dialogues
--- By Alma WOODWARD

ins Co. CThs New York Evening WORLD.
the IMAM higher up and everythinB'
aren't they7
Mr.. J. (aghsst)-why er-er. I suppose
they've got TO talk about some
thing. you know.
Mrs. ]. (bstween set teeth)-wslL
I've unearthed band. or union, II
you prefer the torn. more deadly
powerful than any OF these. And they
20 about their work In q vilely sur
reptitious manner. And you. YOU. ars
one Of them!
Mr.. ]. (unsrammat,caily amazed
ME-
Mrs. J. (hotly)--Yes. you I've been
figuring II all out in my own head
for the past few DAYS. All It needed
was confirmation. To-day I KNEW
! something was going To happen. b.
cause one OF the pictures in the parlo1
dropped right OF the wall. for no
reason At all. And sure enough, n
the next mail, THIS came!
from il . typswrssn lsts~. She vs~s !
wildly hsfors hsr astrniAhed hsahand no
tyins 70 oon@ms scsp.)
Mr.. J. (wiptnx his mustAchs>-Ant
what may that DO!
Mrs. J. (shrtliy)-That 70 q letter som,
kndhearted person sent me anony-
Vously, telling me that the "Asso-
dalton OF HOMELESS HUSBANDS
90 which you're q member. II sems
was the snake in the grass that pu
the Mayor on the trail Of the dancing
teas. Poor things SO abused. Wtfe.
wouldn't stay At home and be hubby,
slavey. % hubby goes and tells tn
Mayor on her.
Mr.. J. tangrtly)--I,st me see that
ridiculous paper.
(Mn. J. hAnds II over. Mr.. J. psruso
carvfully. tisu braah Into hearty hushor)
MIRA J. (frantioaily)-How DARE ~
Taught
Mr.. J. cbstwssn gaSpSD-As ususl -
haven't read this thing 10 the end
You viii 80 II finishes ~ say1ng thai
"a long - the Mayor has put the N
on the dancing teas. ''ooms to Dia
mond's Dance Dispensary' on -Four
tecnth street; and trot to your heart
content. WE HAVE A DANCE HALL
ILcENSE-YOU WON'T BE DIS
TT RBED, Sessions. SIC per"
Mrs. J, (foiled)-'seslly' You DON
say
: Nj J. (medltativsly) Say. n onl
could get hold OF the fellow who but
tina. circular! wouldn't ~ make u
osWsssr5aek SUBURBAN rsal estate u
, Ar'>st thought oonD 0osaaev. b
1--WE - 49, ID. e.
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Too Much.

NORMAN WHITE. Who was u ~ pnAtAoi
IN ring rsusniy - . Bull Aanss. eDh ~
s,ury to Tighten % Ms tariff eJi.iona.
Hers il the story:
4 new baby arItvsd 1t . houss. 4 he1s
s1rl had been the pct Of the family. Lvsy sns
made much Of hsr. bvt vim there w. . ~
taby she felt raeh9 neglected.
How ere yox, Msryf" visitor ssksd a ~
O. aftArnoon-
"Ob, IN al rxH.' ne sssa. except tat
thinh thss = too much compsethoa h sAis
world "-LOwSll 6sm.
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4 Warn weather Grisvssos

a warn weather GrtevsaSe.
10 IL xzii1ps q TSs EW0ing World:
warm weather draws near. ThA
means apartment windows will soon be
up and mat means sounds will travel
easily. And that means that the ursd.
nervous. sleepy or sickiy people Will be
ksot awake late at night BY pianos.
phenographs. cornets. merry chorusas.
goose-neckod solo singers and crying
babisA The only persons in this list Of
pests who are exouabls are the babies.
The rest latter 10 p. NJ are wantoniy
maaang nuaaances Of themselves. I am
not q crank Il think. and ] realize I am
paying for no apartment In the house
but my own. But I believe In Live
and let i've" SO ] make this plea for
consideration. Let tired people sleer
eetsr 10 p. N. Don't keep them awake
By dulcet melody. realize the hope
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A FADING CRUSADE.

w re may have grand cleanup this April appears the
w Street Cleaning Department, the Department Of Health
" and the Police and Tenement House Departments
reckoning without their host when they proclaimed the ean
ssds without assuring themselves beforehand that the needed money
would be forthcoming from the Board of Aldermen
Thus have another illustration Of that eternal want Of
psnss that public men,"
New York has lots Of money and lots Of good Intentions but
somehow they do not cooperate The money goes the
sssts with whng motors the good intentions pave ade
Thus Of winters talk of general spring cleaning nothing
to fufment and only the desire remain to be counted
virtue which would practise if could pay for it,