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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19
The Swattine Season.

Bright, shining hours do we devot,
To swatting flies and bugs.
but nothing seems 10 get our goat
Like swatting parlor rugs.
Youngstown Telegram
We hate Ia swat the parlor rugs,
Put really, on my soul,
II Is "A snap To him who Tugs
IA both the wood and coal
Los Angeles Express
The Juggling i'm Of coal and wood
We'd rather de-. nv tar.
Than stand ont in The boiling sun
And crank II balky car.
Detroit News
love a. swat the measly fly,
And swat the carpet. too;
But sooner'd swat the Gink who says,
rs II hot enough tor YOU"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19
production.

This IL the DOPE colyum," as YOU
will note by the head al the top. We
can il junk because we slap into
II anything the news agent over us
refuses 10 run in the news columns.
CNote that the dope runs in a colyum,
On Two or three as the case may be.
ana the news in the other columns.
There's difference) We have been
stopped, often on the street by A
Phunnybouy, who seems To have some
sort OF an idea that reporter does
not work for "A living. Mr.. A. T.. al
ways wants Ia know what paper We
clipped this or that from Now we
insist and hereby swear-(even though
we swore of)-that all this here dope
or Junk. which Tommy pronounces
'iunek," is simon pure. Take IL for
what It's worth-which isn't much,
for this is no literary review.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19
COMPANIES INSPECTED.

Samuel Jeffery, formerly Of Laurium,
now connected with the state Insurance
department ~ Lansing, who has been
ia the copper country for several
weeks past. inspecting the books of the
iccal insurance companies reports that
he found them i'm very satisfactory
condition in every way. Mr. Jenery
states that il Is pleasure 10 look over
the books of most of the local com
panies. after inspecting those of some
companies i'm other parts of the state.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

For the fourth day OF The weel;
stewed prunes occupied a conspicuous
place on the menu. The star boardel
glanced over said menu, and the wait
ress noticed his strained look.
Well" she said, don't YOU want
some sauce"
Sauce, is it," said the boarder 4
call it damned impudence."
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

In spite Of all the wisdom these
commencement orators eXpound, we
have never yet heard one give sum q
Client advice on what disposition should
be made of diploma. We have ours
tackled lace down in the bottom Of our
trunk.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

Forbes Robertson will open the new
Schubert theater IN Forty Fourth street
New York. during the first week in
October. He will present the same
rel, rtore he save during his London
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

Theodore Roberts has signed with
William \. Brady 10 originate next
season the part of q Western sheriff
in a new comedy that viii be one of
the managers first productions.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

PeEeath the spreading chestnut Tree
The smith no longer stands,
The smith a mighty fan is he,
Baseball now his time demands.
~ the bleachers the smith Voull see
with hammer IN his hands.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

The graduates viii give the world
"A bit OF advice this week-and th"h
the world will have It's inning.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19
Some Debauch.

Harvey Arlington OF ,he Majestic
theater, spent three hours and thirty
Ave cents last Thursday In Sarnia.--
Port Huron Sunday News
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

Have YOU bought something for the
June bride and the sweet girl grad
uate vet? This week IL about the last
chance
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19
Does John Waltz
No, bur John Risando.

Suggs--I was seventh son
Buggs-Did IL bring YOU much luck ?
Suggs-Not much. had L" wear
the east off clothes of my six older
brothers.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19
lJpprecedented2

Earl HOag was seen on Main street
Misunderstanding City Correspondence
in Gladwin CO Record
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

Haven't been hearing mueh non'
cincinnati Enquirer lately HOW
about IL, RaddyY
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

II is to he regretted that the pun
ne schools of Calumet have no '"''l-
bhle WAY of training the memory W.
less than fourteen fishermen nave con
Tossed lo us this season thar 'heS "''e
ahso,,,e,v forgotten our address.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

A traction company says; Don
Ie,ve mr. hoard these cars while In
motion" Perhaps some kihd cohul'-
tor will pick you up and carry YOU
on or of.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

In Milwaukee. the ladies are wear AR,
,oc" swagger sticks. Well the ia''eS
:, co,,met are right up-to-date ana
all that. hut We don't th''k my ,, "n
sa, down to this English army c""p-
mic sort Of thing for while yet any
\Nny
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

Yep, we're planting our farm inns
Week-that is, we are inserting ih'o
the ground few spuds. beans, fadlsh
seeds. etcetera. We expect That there
VII. ne u fine crop OF etceterd anu
nope that the other stun WIZ "'S'
grow some We know we are p''
late, but what's the diff. Polk say
his stun Is MP already. He's got hoth-
ing on Hunk, though. for Hunks sun
most of it. was lifted one evening las,
week Hubby was wise. He piah'e"
only u little stuff "A few radishes'
They grew all Ia leaves. so he's goinE
10 leave them in the garden. So w"ui"
we. Chet didn't do any garden WORN
this year lie SAYS Chef senior u"s
M all the horseradish last year pu'
that it's coming up all over the 'o'
AGAIN and there will be nm" cr"i
This fall Bill raises the price "i
trip To Gratiot lake once week ""'
nothing else. Tommy is still raisihe
whiskers-so he says. oh, YES we
all gardeners.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

Friday. the 18th. somebody sent us
few donts. They are appendeu w
The hope that YOU will Keep them uh-
~ 20l3 comes around
Don't breathe-the air is tuII w
deadly germs.
Don't sleep--it might be your 'as'
snooze.
Don't eat--hundreds die of over
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19
JUST DOPE
"A Little Awful Stuff by thu Staff

eating every day
Don't walk-you might stumbl. and
break your leg.
Don rid"-the train may collide.
Don't stand up--some one may
knock You down
Don't iay dowh-some peopls No,
bedridden.
Don't run--you might get locomotor
ataXia
Don't Work--thousands of men die
IN the harness.
Don't go out some maniac might
shoot up the town
Don stay IN, the house-a cyclone
might remove il.
Don't loaf often promotes fattv
degeneration
Don't-well, jus, don't. Whatever
you intended to do-d don't. It's the
easiest way % get the laugh on the
triple ink
Classified ad ia Gazette-"IrmbreI-
las recovered ana repaired. by ---."
wet we wish ----------- would re
cover som" of those rainsheds we've
lost IN the past three or four years or
So OF course, We got them by some
ON" else losing them, SO PERTAINS
iheNV" already been recovered-by
the original owners.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

Doctor-How many cigars do you
smoke day
Patirnt-Forty.
noc,or- chi Them down to four a
Gay.
patient--For how long?
poctor-until my bill is pald
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-19

rho secret is out Everybody knows
row why Doe Spaulding accompanies
caorge williams on his fishing trips
DOCS athletic shoulders are just wv
nroper width when 1t becomes neceS
sary IN gently nft the boat and carry
u through the woods To the wafer
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
The Goosebone Prophet

The goosebone seer he tills a sphere
Of usefulness and honor; he works
with vim, compared with him the
scientist's a gOner. He scans the trees
and bumblebees, he marks the light
and shadow; and-hear him speak! he
says: Next week we'll have q big
tornado" Next week Is fair, and
clear the air. though hot as southern
Tophet; no storm in sight, but that's
all right! Don't blame the goosebone
prophet! He sees the squirt, its tail
acurl. for winter rations straining;
that sign ne'er fails" the prophet
rails; tomorrow twill be raining" :"
Tomorrow brings. no rain, by jlngsl
It's dry as dust or tinder; no clouds
are seen and all things green are roast-
ed toa cinder. 1.-The government ain't
worth cent" he says, "at prophesy.
ing; them 'ficial chaps, they go by
maps, doodads, and flags flying. I'd
meet them all, both great and small,
and beat them all together; a man
must read each twig and weed II he'd
foretell the weather" But Uncle
Sam still keeps his ham cyclone and
rain disburser; the goosebone seer full
we'll may jeer--he can't be any wors-
er.-Wait Mason.
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
New Officers

At the county Sunday school con-
vention in Olney Springs last week
the following officers were elected fol
the ensuing year:
John Stille, Sugar City, president;
j. Cravens, Sugar City. district vice
president; j. Fl. Sale, Ordway, dis
trict vice president; ]. d. Conard
Olpey Springs, district vice president
Nellie L. Work, Olney Springs, secre
tary-treasurer; N. Grace Conard,
Olney Springs, superintendent ele'
mentary department; Q. H. Gree o.
Ordway, superintendent secondary
q. H. Claflln, Olney Springs, super.
intendent adult; J. E. Williams. Sugal
City, superintendent home; Mrs. W.
E. Strever, Ordwsy, superintendent
training; Mrs. G. A.. Wilson, Ordway,
superintendent missionary; Mrs. e
W. Dowuey. 0rdway, superintendent
temperance; Rev. P G. Nufrer Ord
way, superintendent evangelism; A
B. Lancaster; Ordway, superintend
ent Sunday school management; Rev
J. Q. Rose, Sugar City, chairman
board of directors.
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
immigration Bureau

At a recent meeting 10 Pueblo Of
the executive committee of the i'm
migration bureau of the Arkansaa
Valley Commercial association plans
were made for Immediate activity.
The thorough organization Of the
seven counties In tue valley will be
the first step. The second will be the
raising Of fund OF $3, $50, which 1t IL
estimated will carry the bureau
through the present year, after which
the levy made by the commissioners
Of the different counties will be avail
able. When the immigration COM
missioner is selected he, in conjunc-
tion with the members OF the execu.
tive committee. will visit every p0r-
tion of the valley and look the ground
over preparatory to taking active
measures to boost the valley and in
duce a larger immigration. The COM
missioners OF every county have pledg,
ed themselves to contribute to the
funds Of the association and when
this Is done the commissioner OF i'm
migration will be appointed. Com
mercial organizations are invited and
expected TO become members of the
bureau, to the end that all our people
may work together IN perfect accord
for the greater growth Of the valley.
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
Matter of SEX

We see by an exchange that a man
will run as fast as he can to cross a
railroad track in front of train,
then Watch 1t till 1t goes out of sight
and then he will walk leisurely away.
He seems to be all right and probably
Is. That is man. A woman in q
street car will open sstchel and take
out purse, take out dime and close
the purse, close the satchel and lock
both ends. Then she will give the
dime to the conductor, who will give
her a nickel back. Then she will open
the satchel and take out. the purse,
put in the nickel, close the purse,
open the satchei and put 10 the purse,
close the satchel and lock both ends.
Then she will feel for the buckle at
the back ofher belt.-Fowler Adver-
tiser
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06

List your trades With h. =. Johnson
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06

Drinking vater-TIede emann-lstf Z
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
Roosevelt's s vindication

Editor George A Newett. who H.
beled Colonel Roosevelt 10 his weekly
newspaper by charging him With being
drunkard. did the right and the onl y
honorable thing when he retracted the
libel 10 open coust Yesterday and
apologized for Its publication.
Colonel Roosevelt, when he asked
that the damages be merely nominal.
did only what was expected Of him by
every one who admires q square and a
manly fighter.
Now that the trial ia ended. let US
hope we have heard the last of the ma
licious scandals which have been
hissed at the former president by the
irreconcilables of partisan politics aud
the irresponsibles OF the CUTTERS This
foul rumor which has Just been thor
oughly exploded has dogged the career
|of the former president for many
months, but he was unable to tackle
its authorship properly until It's pub.
licity In the obscure weekly at Ish-
peming.
Newett was only a cipher in the
legal battle at Marquette. What
Roosevelt wanted, and what he
achieved, was the chance to nail once
and for all time the lies that connect
ed bis life with the taint Of alcoholic
indulgence. There should be no more
whisperings Of the SANDER he has so
irrevocably refuted.-Denver News.
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
Hanging It On

In parting with one OF his deck
hands" recently the editor of the
Monte Vista Journal took occasion to
remark:
WINDY Geo. johnson, a pretended
printer from Denver, was adorned
with the .tinware 10 this office Monday
and left for other parts that evening.
The only class johnson showed was
in killing time, at which he is adept. !"
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
lIges, With Comment

This section Of Colorado has been
blessed this spring with number OF
good rains and the farmers are feeling
correspondinRly happy. With the
start that the crops have got at this
stage the yield Of farm stun this year
should be record breaker.
La Junta, q dry town, has family
oamed Lagerquist. while Greeley, an
other dry spot on the map, sports q
prominent citizen named Beers,
who curiously enough is a staunch
|prohibitionist. What's in name,
anyway? Fort Collins has an under.
taker by the name OF E. NJ. Balmer.
Robert Fitzsimmons was married 10
Fowler the other day. but he wasn't
the freckled, redheaded hero of the
prize ring. However. he and his bride.
Mise Jessie Garrett, were smooth
enough rlng generals to be married
and get out of town before any Of
their friends caught on"
The Palace drug store 10 La Junta
was burRlarized one night recently
and although there was over s25 in
au open cash register the only thing
missing was u quart Of whisky.
These dry t,,wns furnish some mighty
funny instances OF the lengths some
men willgo to secure a drink.
The other evening over In La Junta
q resident of Swink went into NOV
ing picture show and as he went to alt
down quart bottle Of the fluid that
keeps Swink on the map fellfrom his
pocket and was smashed tosmither-
eens. As the applause grew to deafen-
ing proportions the Swinkite gazed
sadly at the wasted JOY juice and fed
through the front door. 1t Is said
that many Of the La Juntaites also
Razed with sadness at the tricklinR
fluid.
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06

Old papers for sale at this ofllce.
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06

Read the first install
ment and you will
want to read every
one of them to the end.
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
Gossip from Ezchs

A scientist says that the hum
race will soon be leRless. We supp
that will be the end OF the hobt
skirt
La Junta has an organizatio knotld
as the Laf7-A-LOtt club. II they li.h
up to their name they must be . JCiI
bunch.
The plans are now all completed \
the erection OF the s25. 900 Elks bulls,|
ing at Rocky Ford and work will A
begun at once. :. HI
The Fowler Tribune is now teilitt|
about four legged chick matched o|s|
over there. And yet we believed tho|
that man Buck belonged To church. q
This Is the way the Haswell Hers
announces birth: ''Born-To MI
and Mrs. w. NJ. Thomas, absolute,I i
the finest 8 pound boy ever welcomt
into this unhappy world. Marion n|
wearing No. 8 hat aud an expansi.r|
grin" SFalH
Eads Is now agitating to have t9ol
Missouri Pacific put iu q Y at thsI
point and make that town instead
Sugar City the starting point for I'll
accommodation train. 1t would be 4
big accommodation for the people oy n
there. ~ I'd
Mrs. Jack Wood Of Eads lost I'D
gold watch early last week and putcI
want ad 10 the Press announcing d
fact. Saturday morning she foul
the watch while goiug TO town. All
still some people say it doesn't pay j
advertise.
Col. T. Roosevelt. having been
awarded cents damages In his lihe
suit against an IshpeminR, Mich, edIi
tor. will again cease 70 be front paige
attraction 10 the dailies. "Oh, what
a fall was there. my countrymerl.
from president OF the United State,
to winner Of a 8 cent verdict IA
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
Tank For Rent

We have for rent good 20 barrel
tank for water hauling. Call at Ord
way livery and Feed Stable, phone
Ord. 81. McNalty s. Bass.-1ltf
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
For Sale

l have q lot of second hand sewing
machines to dispose Of. Call at Hen.
dersons livery barn. d. Spindle.
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06
A Good Hosiery

II good square meals, clean rooms,
moderate prices and central location
appeal to you, stop at the Hotel Ord
way. A. NJ. Brenaman, proprietor.
The Ordway new era., 1913-06-06

Save money on your ice by patron.
Izing Kropf Bros waaon.-l2tf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-08-08
Big DAT CROP
NOW In PROSPECT
GRAIN MAN MAKES INSPECTION
OF CROP CONDITIONS IN
LATAH.
Finds Some Winter Grain Not Up ia
Former Years but Spring Grain
Looking Fine.

| The oat crop of Latah will be one
of the best in years and from present
indications the yield will be extremely
heavy, according to NJ. B. Mikkelson,
of Lewiston, associated with the Voll-
mer-C Clearwater company, one of the
largest grain and flour mill concerns
in the state. Mr.. Mikkelson was an ar
rival in Moscow this morning in his
automobile enroute to Spokane. He
was accompanied by Mrs. Mikkelson.
Tho oat crop is fine and the indica-
tons now point to an extremely heavy
yield" said Mr.. Mikkelson. THE
spring grain also seems in splendid
shape but the winter grain does not
class up with crops | have noted here
in former years. The winter grain
seems to have been frozen out in spots.
in spite of the damage to winter
grain, the crop prospects were never
better and the entire district cOmpris-
ing the grain belt counties of northern
Idaho will produce heavy crop. Har-
vesting is in progress in the Lewiston
country, however, labor is somewhat
scarce and farmers are working under
difficulties.
1T is too early to make predictions
on prices. 1t will probably be cou-
pie of weeks before is can be fully de-
termined what the opening market will
justify. Just now barley seems to be
stiffening and sales are being reported
at above dollar
Mr.. Mikkelson left this evening for
Spokane. He has been touring this
section for several days visiting Cen
esee, Uniontown, Cotton, Troy, Ken
drick and other points.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-08-08
Alias Summons.

Alias Summons.
In the District Court, Second Judicial
District of the State of Idaho, in an6
for the County of Latah.
Richard J. Hilton, Plaintiff
VS..
Ada R. Dysart and Frank Dysart, her
husband, Defendant. :.
To Ada r. Dysart and Frank Dy-
sart, her husband, Defendants.
THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF
IDAHO SEND GREETING:
You are hereby notified that there is
now on file in the office of the Clerk
of the District Court of the Second
Judicial District of the State of Idaho,
in and for the county of Latah, at Mos
COW, Idaho, the complaint of the above
named plaintiff, in an action brought
against you, of the nature in general
terms as follows:
To forclose a certain mortgage COW
ering lots three and four in Block
One Park Addition to the Town Of
Juliaetta. Latah County, Idaho, which
mortgage is of record in the office of
the Recon scr of Latah County, Idaho,
in Book "a of Mortgages, at Page sos.
You are hereby directed to appear
and answer to said complaint within
twenty days after the service hereof, if
served within this district, and within
forty days if served elsewhere. And
unless you so appear and answer, the
plaintiff will take judgement against
you as prayed in said complaint
GIVEN under my hand and the seal of
the District Court of the Second Ju-
dicial District of the State of Idaho,
in and for the County of Latah, this
29th day of July A. D. 1913.
HOMER E. ESTES, Clerk.
BY ADRIAN NELSON, Deputy.
(SeaD G.. ]. ORLAND, residence
Moscow, Idaho, Attorney for Plaintiff.
July 31-Sept 4
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-08-08

the state board has decided to discon-
annual The failure has inspired a
conclusion that the days of the open
range are at an end SO far as the in
terest of the stockmen is concerned
Representative French has had up
to the interior department the ques-
ton of expediting a large number of
land cases that are pending before tbs
secretary of the interior on appeal and
the. delay in consideration of which is
causing great hardship and loss to the
persons involved
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-08-08

Mrs. J. n. Clarke underwent an op
GRAFTON yesterday at the Inland EN-
pire hospital for appendicitis. She il
doing nicely and her condition is re
ported much improved this afternoon
Sand Wanted-The University Of
; Idaho wants IT'S cubic yards delivered
on the campus driveway. Can COM
mence delivering at once. $l.25 per
cubic yard. 49tf
A party formed of Merritt Lieuallen,
Latham Moore and Professors d. B.
Steinman and George Hall left Mos
COW this morning for two weeks
trip to the Salmon river country, go
ing on horseback by way of Grange
VILE
! am equipped with a complete and
up-to-date we'll drilling outfit and
would be pleased to figure with any
one having work in this line. The
outfit is now at work near Moscow.
Rominger & Banner, Troy, Idaho.
63-S-73-8pd
James Keane who returned to Mos
COW the first of this week from the
Priest river section where he had
been in the employ of the forest serv-
ice since the close of the varsity, left
this afternoon for his home in Cen
esee. He will spend the remainder
of the summer harvesting.
Professor l.. e. Quincy returned
last night from ten days trip
through Yellowstone National Park.
He will leave in few days for short
visit on the coast after which he will
go east and spend month or two in
Chicago, New York City and Wash
ington before sailing for Europe to
engage in research work during the
winter and next summer.
LOST-A CAMEO PIN, BETWEEN
Harvester office and Hagan &
Cushings Reward. Phone 13-Y. 65-7
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-08-08
Notice of Attachment.

Notice of Attachment.
In the District Court of the Second
Judicial District of Idaho, in and for
Latah County.
G. E. Frederick Company, a corpora
ton, Plaintiff.
Roy L. Barnhill and H. c. Browns
field, co-partners as Barnhill G
Brownfield, Defendants.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
State of Idaho, County of Latah, IS.
l, Homer E. Estes, clerk of the above
entitled court, do hereby certify that
1 have issued a Writ of Attachment
in the above entitled cause, against
the property of the said defendants
In witness whereof, l hereunto set
my hand and affix the seal of said
court, this End day of August, A. D.
1918.
HOMER E. ESTES,
Clerk.
By ADRIAN NELSON,
Deputy.
(SEAL) Aug7-21