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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Old People Need
A Bowel Sti171tIll1f1f
The Ideal One Is a Mid Las0ffpe-
Tonic That WIN Keep the BosceES
CenrIy Active.

Healthy old age IL, so absolutely de-
pendent upon the condition OF the bow
els that great care should be taken to
sec that they act regularly. The fact
is that as age advances the stomach
muscles become weak and inactive and
the liver does not store up the juices
that are necessary to prompt digestion.
Some help can be obtained by eating
easily dlgested foods and by plenty of
exercise but this latter is irksome to
most elderly people. One thing is GER
tain, that state OF constipation should
always be avoided. as 1t is dangerous
to life and health. The best plan is
to take mild laxative as often as is
deemed necessary. But with equal Ger.
tainty 1t is suggested that cathartics,
purgatlves. physics. salts and pills be
avoided, as they do but temporary good
and are 80 harsh as to be shock to a
delicate system.
A much better plan and one that
thousands of elderly people are follow
ing, is to take gentle laxative.tonic
like DR., Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin, which
acts as nearly like nature as Is possible.
In fact, the tendency of this remedy
Is to strengthen the stomach and bowel
muscles and so train them to act natu-
rally again, when medicines OF all
kinds can usually BIO dispensed with.
This is the opinion of many people of
different ages, among them Mrs, Mary
A. p. Davidson of University Mound
Home, San Francisco, Cal. She is rs
and because of her sedentary habits
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
And That Non Her.

81 don't see what argument your
wife used to get that woman | was
trying TO get to cook for US. we told
her we could treat her like one of the
family"
MY wife promised her that we
wouldn't"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Aoed Convict III, Gets Parole.

Jefferson City.-H. Fl. Thomas.
aged II, was released from the peni.
Tertiary by Gov. Major on a sick pa
role. Thomas was sentenced to serve
six years for forgery. He will report
to w. d. stutesvilIe of Mount Yer.
non. Ind.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Landscape Would Be Hazy

Il wonder why It is that Joy rides
are always taken at night?"
Chiefly, suspect. because the per-
son who Ia in the mood for a Joy ride
is seldom in condition to view the
scenery"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
To Please the Ladies'.

Are you strict with lady SNUG
glers?
"Oh, no." answered the customs In
spector. I'VE always let them Snug
gle In n few cigarettes or a cake or
two OF foreign soap"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Foley Kidney Pills Relieve

promptly the suffering due to weak in
active kidneys and painful bladder action.
They offer powerful help to nature
in building up the true excreting kid
new tissue, in restoring normal action
and in regulating bladder irregularities.
Try them.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Sure.

This story says a man raised an
umbrella" said the Boob. where do
they raise umbrellas?"
'In wet climates" replied the
Cheerful Idiot.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Tso Economical.

Hell never be rich
But he's just bought himself 2
fine out?"
Yes. but he bought 1t to save
street car fare"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Forty Years a Public charae.

Forty years In the workhouse is the
record Of man living at New Ross
County Wexford, Ireland The inmate
Ia serenity years old.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
states september Interest Saba.

Jefferson City.-State Treasurer
Deal received checks from the 10
banks and trast companies that are
state repositories, these being for in.
terest on the states daily balances
for September. The aggregate Is s14,.
13412, a total of s134,s71.34 interest
that Deal has collected since he went
into office last January.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
The Difference.

What the difference between
speculation and investment"
When you lose, 1t is speculation;
when you win II Is investment. -
Judge.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Notes Disreaarded

Don't you think Miss iowler's
voice has remarkable ranger
Il do indeed. II simply romps all
over that song she IL trying to sing.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16

Mrs. winsow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethng, aoftcns the gums, reduces lnhamma-
lion lays pain cures wind collie 23c bottle.aes
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Naturally,

WAS Harry angry when father or
dered him from the house last nlght?"
"He certainly was put out"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
The Cause.

She-I don't know what makes her
30 positive about everything,
Heller sex.-Puck.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16

When a man begins to abuse his
own town II is time for him to move.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16

Jefferson City.--Albert ]. Watson OF
Kansas City has been appointed a
member OF the state board of account
,ancy for term of Ave years from Sep.
ianlber 10. 1913 Mr. Watson succeeds
W.,P. Hoehn of st. Joseph.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-10-16
Alienation Suit plsml.sed,

Jefferson City.--The $4,000 aliena-
tion suit filed by John M. Williams
against Lee Jordan, wealthy busi-
ness man ard member of the city
council OF jefferson City, was dis.
missed following conference be
tween Williams and Jordan.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21

possession of the appliances of modern civilization. in their electric street cars and handsome parks. in their ably written press. in the volume of business they transact-I might add in the aspect of the legislatures and in the administrative machinery of their government-that he is apt to fancy like resemblance in the coun- tries as a whole.
 But the small towns and rural dis trlcts are very far behind. though least so In Chile and Argentina
 If one regards these various na- tions as a whole. one Is struck by the want of such an atmosphere of ideas if the phrase be permissible. as that which men breathe in Western Eu- rope and in North America. Fdrcat- ed men are few, books are few. thete Is little stir of thought, little play of cultivated intelligence upon the prob lems of modern society. Most of thesA countries seem to lie far away from the stream Of intellectual life, hearing only it's distant murmur.
 "The presence of a great inert mass of ignorance in the native population partly accounts for this. and one must remember the difficulty of providing schools and the thinness of a popula- ton scattered through desert or forest covered regions. These disadvantages may in years to come be lessened.- Ex.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21

she certainly seems to be more than able to hold her own in a contest with any woman on earth for a prize given for any of the characteristics that make women what they are.
 of course every woman in the terri tory has been told this individually by some palavering member of the stern CT sex at some period or another of her existence. Sometimes she believ- ed 1t and sometimes she only half be- lieved 1t. but never did she quite doubt it until she heard the same praise from the same tongue for another member of her own sex. Then, like all of us under similar circumstances, she began to doubt the speaker's judg- ment.
 That's 1t; praise people collectively and no one pays much attention to 1t, even those who are included in the laudatory remarks It sounds too much like politics. and for that req son 1t Is passed off with a shrug of !mpatience or without even go much as that notice.
 But. anyone with the least imagina- ton can picture for himself what AL aska would be without the compara- lively small number of women who have graced 1t with their presence. To them are due the many pleasant and good homes. To them is due the softening Cf the social atmosphere To them is due the restraint which men SO often leave behind when they pass out to strange places.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21
BOASTS DEMOCRATS.

As the sole Fairbanks newspaper exponent of temporarily lost poli- tical cause, the News Miner desires to congratulate the Tanana section of the victoriouos democratic camp upon the absolute completeness of its disorgan- ization. Such Reorganization and one SO magnificent in it's conception could not be found elsewhere in the United States. The democrats of Fairbanks are to be congratulated up- on their extreme disunitedness upon any subject connected with the spells or rewards of office.
 AS the matter looks today. the dem- ocrats have no candidate for any of- flee in Alaska. Fairbanks has many democratic candidates for office, but their candidacy is entirely personal and opposed by every other democrat. The democrats seem to have not tho slightest idea of what or whom they want. but a complete knowledge of all those whom they do not want-and. that list comprises every present can- didate.
 There should be, in the nature of things, but one result from such dIsor- ganization-every office here should be filled by an outsider. It was just this kind of disorganization. peculiar to AL aska, which has made the lot and the success of republican ofiiceholders in this distrit so disagreeable and 30 meager. It is the spirit of always never boosting" and is there is nothing constructive in 1t. 1t never gets anywhere or does anything worth while. It spells trouble. and nothing else. and yet no party in the North seems to be able to overcome the un- desirable and unprofitable condition. no party except the great unorganizei non- partisan party which polls the vote of all the dissatisfied republicans and democrats of the North.
 However, 1t is nothing to us, ex- cept the opportunity to point a moral or adorn a tale.-Fairbanks News. Miner.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21
NOME, ALASKA, FEB. 21, 1913.

It may be d mighty good idea to propose that the chief Alaskan exhibit at the Panama exposition should be a deputation of Alaskan women.
 Many people outside have an idea that the women of Alaska are for the greater part something like the female characters taken from the wild and woody pages of old time mining camp fiction. They believe that a woman who lives in Alaska only manages to survive by wearing leggings and six shooters and that her grammar is of the kind that knows mo rules of God or man."
 They little know that women govern the territory or that Alaska owes its place in the political world to the fates that sent women to the North. They little know that if Alaska were deprived of it's women tomorrow the following. would witness male exodus which would leave the terri tory once more to the natives.
 The only trouble with the Alaska woman is that there is not enough of her. It might be that the paucity of her numbers makes her all the more valuable, like rare gem, or it might be that it requires splendid dis position in a woman to live in such a new land, but whatever the reason is,
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21

--A-book of large interest and import is South America, Observations and Impressions" by the Hon. James Bryce. famous author of "The Ameri- can Commonwealth" A fragment from the final chapter gives an inlkling of Mir. Bryce's treatment:
 "The traveller in South America who confines himself, as many do. to the larger cities. finds them 50 like thosoe of Europe and North America in their
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21
NJ GoET MINING AND DREDGING
 MAGAZINE
City Official Paper

Copy tor regular advertise m to must be in hy 10 o'clock on the day H publication,
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21

j. J. MIGRATE, Editor.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21

Nome Weekly Nugget, 1 month ..60c Nome Weekly Nugget, l year ..s5.09
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21

We have been ceiling groceries In Meme for thirtesn years, and our businsss has been increasing every year. There must be reason. Thoruif Lehman.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21
MIR. MINING OPERATOR.
Give Your Men a Change in Their
 Meat Diet and Note Good Results.

Here are just few of the bargains we have to offer you. that makes liv- ing cheaper in Nome than in the
 kt states:
 Front quarters beef( minus prime Beef liver. fine for breakfast. . .15c Trimmed beef tongues unexcelled for lunches ..... .25c Fresh white fish just received .15c Straight beef ...... .... .15c All meat dog feed chopped in 100 ID iot0 .... ............ 7Hc Ham. bacon and corned beef, next to nothing.
 For other bargains too numerous to mention call on
 'ALASKA'S BEST FRIEND" You know where to find them. Adv
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21
PHO'<E MAlr1 NO. 46.
FRS ALARM SIGNALS.

i2 Standard Oil Go. B. CarstsnG Cold Storage. '4 John ]. SSanon Go. office. IS. Hsadausrtsrs suIssn. 21. Recorders Office. %. Lawrence Hotel. $. Fire OepA, tmsnt. 31. Diseovs. Saloon. 92. Yorksy's Cigar Store. 41. Pacific Cold Storage Co. Sandspit 42. Third Avo. and Lance Way.
 Engine H1uss Phone Main o7. Seven Whistles. Water. Three Fire cut
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-02-21

Entered as second class matter. Feb. 26 1907. at the PostOfiice at Nome. \nska under tie Act of Congress of ,t1.rh ls-c
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
BANKERS WIN CAPITAL
CITY LEAGUE PENNANT
Trim Cornell Tigers in Deciding Con.
test, S to 0, and Are Undisputed
Leaders of Circuit.

Bankers...... d .ss7 HySttsIilIe. q 80
Cornsll...-... . ~ Wareriy........ 4 IS III
The question Of a pennant winner in
the Capital City League was definitely
settled yesterday when the Bankers
humbled Cornell in an abbreviated con-
test by a to score. thereby clinching
the circuit leadership beyond dispute.
Although the game started promptly at
$50, darkness set in so rapidly that
Umpire-in-chief Will Handiboe was
forced to end the battle after six and
one-half innings had been played.
Much credit is due Chris Feinle, the
American Security hurler. Three safe
blows We're all the Tigers could garner
of his delivery, two of the hits being
made by Curly Brown.
Kelly was the choice of the Cornell
management for the slab work, and the
East Washington boy got in trouble
right at the start. With the bases
loaded and two down in the first frame
Kelly forced two Bankers across the
plate, hitting Riddle and passing Davis.
Hayes and Meyers played great field
ing games for the winners, while Jack
Spaulding gave an excellent perform
ance at shortfield for Cornell. Score:
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
FLAG TO NINTH.
Win Pennant by Capturing Forfeit
Game from Reformation.

The Ninth Street Christian Church, 81
the East Washington Sunday School
League. won full claim to the pennant
in that circuit when the Church Of Ref
ormation club forfeited yesterday. The
Christians had full lineup on the field.
and when Umpire Jaeschk called the
game the Reformation club had but two
players present The Ninth team line
up as follows: Walters. center field:
Roundtree, second base; Giovannetti,
catcher; C. Broome, first base; Snyder.
right field: Crabbie, left field; Miller,
third base; Harris, shortstop. and Kelley.
pitcher.
A club composed of most of the stars Of
the league outside Of the Ninth Street
club will cross bats with the Christians
this afternoon at the league grounds,
Thirteenth and D Streets Northeast, at
6:15 o'clock. Mr.. Harry La Clair, the
well-known manager Of the Navy Yard
team. Is acting as leader of this outfit,
and has the following players in his line
up: Varella. Strobers, Hoffman. Hughes,
Mccarthy, Upton. Dodge. Davis. Brady.
Miller, Newman Fraxee, Thompson, and
Claud.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
MARQUARD IS
FINALLY beaten
Pirates Defeat Giants with
Southpaw IN Box-Seore\
Is S to l.
HAD WON NINE STRAIGHT
Pittsburgh Singers Drive New York
Crack from Box in Third.
Adams in Form.
HAD WON NINE STRAIGHT

Pittsburgh, Aug. 5.-Marquard's record
for consecutive victories. which was just
beginning 20 blossom" was nipped by
the Pirates this afternoon. to /. Right
OF the reel the Pirates began hitting to
the outfield. and there was not much
doubt as to the length Of time Rube
would last.
His doom was sealed In the third, when.
with none out, four hits, together with a
tase on balls. Melted three runs.
When Rube gave way to Fromme the
count was Pittsburgh, 4; New York. o.
Adams had no trouble at any stage of
the game, keeping the hits well scattered
until the ninth, when he let up slowly
and two hits resulted. one a triple by
Shafer. which was turned into a marker.
Until today Marquard had won nine
straight games for the New York Giants.
The ScOPe.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
johnson TWirIs Today;
Can Equal the Record
Speed King Has Ten Straight Wins to His Credit
Illness Of Germany Schaefer Costs Game.
Other Comment and Gossip.

completed the play.
During each Of the first I'VE rounds ths
White Sox batfers managed to nici
Boehling for q bingie.
In the second. Midget Foster started
another lifesaver. when he hung onto
Schalk's grounder and slammed II to
Morgan at second. forcing Fournier. who
had been passed. Cutie's throw to Gan.
oil beat the White Sox catcher by an
eyelash.
| In the third. Chappeli hit one toward
second which Boehling attempted "a
field. Before his hands had gotten low
enough his foot Kicked the ball toward
first base. Gandil, his toe on the bag,
stretched his full length on the ground
and intercepted the ball, gaining the de-
cision.
Moeller's catch of Collins foul in the
sixth was a dandy. He came across
the third base stand and just managed
| to snag the ball
Manager GrifYith made another change
In his lineup by placing Carl Cashion in
right field. This was the first appear
ance of the husky pitcher since the in
jury to his arm. He made his hit
| When Chase batted in. the sixth he hit
| bounder which hit in front Of the plate
that must have bounced Twenty-Five feet
Foster. who was right on top Of it, LEI
II roll foul
Harry Lord hit a Texas Lacquer in the
seventh which Melted him two bases, but
II was bit by an eyelash only. Milan
made a great try for the ball. sliding
ten feet on the grass after a flying dive
| for the sphere.
Boehling served Collins with slow
ball in the ninth which the outfielder
turned into a dinky single. He hit at il
with much force, but the ball did not
could field II.
: In the seventh Harry Lord attempteA
to steal third. He had a good lead when
he made the try, but Ainsmith's throw
was perfect. Foster waiting with the ball
in his hand when Harry slid in.
| Hal Chase was certainly in fielding
form yesterday. On several occasion.
when Weaver was qelled on to make
\ hurried throws, they went high but the
human rubber man stretched that right
arm Of his high in the air and saved the
play.
Joe Boehling. generally q pretty fair
latter. was helpless before Butcher Boy
Benz splitter. Every time he batted he
took the count on strikes.
| In that ninth. when any kind Of hit
1 would have scored the winning run. Dan
ny Moeller hit one to Scott which wa
| easily made into a put-out. II was tough
that hit was not Forthcoming.
| WILLIAM PEEr
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
maps HAMMER
eddie PLANK
Forest City Club Finds Connie
Mack's Star Southpaw
Easy and Win.
FOUR HURLERS ARE USED
Maekmea Send -Four Pitchers to the
Mound IN IN Attempt to Stop
ClevelanHs Hitting.
FOUR HURLERS ARE USED

Philadelphia, Aug. 5.-Failure to hit
with men on bases was responsible for
Philadelphia's defeat today, Cleveland
winning by the score of to O. The
Maps hit Plank hard in the first in
ming, scoring three runs and causing
his retirement in favor of Houck.
Houck pitched only one inning. being
taken out to allow a pitch hitter to
bat Pennock started the third inning,
and after walking Olson and striking
out Jackson. Brown replaced him. La
joie then knocked out a home run,
scoring Olson. After this inning Cleve-
land only got two hits or Brown.
Blanding pitched air-tight ball when
ever q man got on the bases. Lajoie's
batting was a feature, the veteran get
ting a single. a two-bagger. and a
home run on. Of four times at bat.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
HUNTER LEADS WITH GUN.
White Flyer Gun Clubs Expert Top
List in Riweekly shoot.

Joe H. Hunter leads the members Of
the White Flyer Gun Club yesterday in
their bi-weekly shoot at Twentieth and A
Streets Southeast. when he lost only
birds out of Is. Hunter missed three
targets in the opening event at Is, and
one in the last time up out Of ten shots.
His score in each event follows:
Shot at .............. Is 10 Is 10 Is 1o-B
Broke ................ Il 10 Is 10 Is 81
William Lowe, age fourteen, who was
a guest Of Joe Hunter. tried his hand
at the game for the first time and man
aged to bring down 81 "lyers'' out of
80.
A special merchandise shoot will be
held Saturday, beginning at 10 o'clock,
and from all indications it will meet with
unusual success. As there will be no
shoot at the Analostan Club all members
will participate in this event Handsome
prizes will be awarded the winners The
scores:'
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06

Runs-Small, Smithscn. jenkins, Anderson. Lieh-
man. Buscher 81. Farrell Gi. Raha t2). Hicketts.
America Lansan. Weaver. Earned runs-Coasres-
sionals, .: Mohswks. l. First hase by errurs-Con-
srcssionals, .: Mohawks. s Left on bases-Congres-
sionals 5; Mohawk 6 Flrst base on balls-Ch
yost, ); OF fessaSno. l; on kasie, l. Innings
pitched-By yosf. .; by PessAsno. 5; by Buscher.
Is: by Farrell. IL; by kasie. IL Hits made
Od yost, 5; of PesszSpo. S: OF Buscher. L: OF
Kasie s Struck out-By voSt, .; by Pessasno. s.:
by Kagje, Is Twobase hits-wearer. Rabs. ssrl-
fee hits-Smithscn. Doushcrty. Lehman, kaslc.
Stolen bases-Small Smithson. jenkins, Anderson.
Hildshrand. Buschsr e.. Farrell. Ricketts,, America.
Weaver Double play-weaver to Lsnsan Wild
pitches-yoet 90. Passed balls-Andersou %. Leih-
man. UmpirS-NIr. Hoffman. Time Of camel hour
and . minutes
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
DIVIDE DOUBLE BILL.
Red SOx and Browns Get Even
Break in Two Games.

Boston, Aug. 5.-The Red Sox and st
Louis Browns split a double-header to
day. Boston taking the first game. to
0. and st. Louis winning the second coli
test bv a score of to 3 The credit
for the first game goes to Dutch Leonard.
who let the visitors down with two hits
and to DUFFY Lewis. who .batted In ell
the runs scored by the home team. In
the second game the Browns hit Collius
savagely. especially in the sixth in
ming. when three triples produced two
runs. The throwing OF Carrigsn was a
feature of both games. Scores:
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06

Runs-Bush q, Bauman, Crawford, Cobb. Vcacn,
Gamer. stanase. Moriarty. Dubuc, Hartzen t2.
Peckinpaugh (2l. Knight. Two-base hits-Cobb ~,
Peckinpaugh Home rms-Bauman, Dubuc. Sacri-
fee hits-BaumAn. Moriarty. Sacrifice iy-CaldweL
Stolen bases-C7wford. Vcach, Stansge, Moriarty
First base on errors-Detrot, l. First base on bal
I-of Dubuc. 5; OF Heating. 2; of Caldwell.
Struck out-By Dubac, 4; by Heating. ]; by Cald
well. 5. Hit by ptcher-By Caldwell tveach).
Hits-on Heating. in l inning tnope out in the
tccondD; of Schulz in inning. Left on baJes
Detroit, 3: New York. Z. Double plays-Moriarty
to Gamer 20 Moriarty: Cree to Hartzen to Midkif.
BAlk-Dubuc. Passed ball-Swceney. Umpires-
Messrs. O'Loughiin and Sheridan. Time Of game
hours and 10 minutes.