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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14
Start Your Baby
With Sound Health
Regular Bowel Movement from
Childhood on Forest0us Fufure
Serious Diseases

Afses1ssOO1 III X Ut eStGAhAJ EukAkTe
Serious Diseases
We cannot all start life with the ad-
vantages Of money, but every child
born is entitled to the heritage of
good health. Through unfortunate ig-
norance or carelessness in the feeding
OF a baby its tiny stomach may be-
come deranged. The disorder spreads
to the bowels and before the mother
realizes it the two chief organs on
which the infants comfort and health
depend are causing 1t great suffering
II the condition is allowed to continue
grave ailments often result.
There is, however, no occasion for
alarm, and the sensible thing to do
but 1t should be done instantly-is to
give the baby small dose of mild
laxative tonic. In the opinion of a
great many people, among them such
well-known persons as the parents Of
Dixie Dudley, Magnolia, Ark, the
proper remedy is DIR. CaldwelPs Syrup
Pepsin. Mrs. Earl Dudley writes: "Dr.
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is the best
medicine ] ever used. It cured my
baby Of flatulency collie when the doc
tors failed; it cured my husband Of
constipation. My home shall never
be without Syrup Pepsin." 1t Is a
pleasant-tasting laxative, which every
person likes. 1t is mild, non-griping,
and contains that most excellent of all
digestants, pepsin.
This remedy is especially intended
for infants. children, women, old peo-
nile and all others IN whom harsh
cathartics, salt waters. pills, ETC., are
distressing. In fact, in the common
disorders of life, such as constipation,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14
CHAPTER TX.

In Which Keziah's Troubles Multiply.
KeZiah was getting worried about
her parson. Not concerning his popu-
larity with his congregation. She had
long since ceased to worry about that.
But what worried Mrs. Coffin was
John Ellery's personal appearance and
behavior. He had grown perceptibly
thinner during the past month, his
manner was distract, and, worst of all
in the housekeeper's eyes, his appetite
had fallen off, She tried all sorts Of
tempting dishes, but the result was
discouragfng.
His Observation-Disclosures was most
acute on Sunday evenings, before pray
er meeting, and after he had returned
from the afternoon at Captain FL
kanah's.
Say, Mr.. Ellery," she said, on one
Of these Sunday evenings, do you
know, II seems to me that Elkanah's
meals must go to your head. You
amt in love, are your"
The young man started, colored, and
was plainly embarrassed.
I'm lover" he repeated. "In love.
Mrs. Coffin?"
Eyes, in love. Annabel hasn't land
ed a male at last, has she? She's a
line over the side for a long time"
The hearty laugh with which this
was received settled the question Of
Annabel's success. 'Keziah was re-
lieved.
We'll, I'm glad of that" she said.
Il amt got any grudge against Anna
bel, but neither have / got any against
you. I'll say this, though, for body
that amt in love you certainly stay
with the Danielses long time. You
went there right after meetin' this
noon and now it's seven o'clock and
you've just got home. And twas the
same last Sunday and the one before.
Been there all the time, have your"
NO" he said slowly. mot all the
time. I-I-er-went for a short
walk"
Before she could inquire concerning
that walk he had entered the study
and closed the door after him.
Sunday was a cloudy. warm day,
"muggy," so Captain Zeb described it
After the morning service Mr.. Ellery,
as usual, went home with Captain
Daniels and Annabel. Keziah returned
to the parsonage, ate a lonely dinner,
and went upstairs to her own room.
Her trunk was in one corner OF this
room and she unlocked II, taking from
compartment of the tray a rosewood
writing case, inlaid with mother-of-
pearl. present from her father, who
had brought it home from sea when
she was a girl
From the case she took packet of
letters and a daguerreotype. The lat
ter was the portrait Of young man,
in high-collared coat, stock and fancy
waistcoat. Mrs. Coffin looked at the
daguerreotype, sighed, shuddered, and
laid 1t aside. Then she opened the
packet Of letters. Selecting one from
the top Of the pile, she read it slowly.
And, as she read, she sighed again.
She did not hear the back door of
the parsonage open and close softly.
Nor did she hear the cautious foot
steps in the rooms below. What
aroused her from reading was her
own name. spoken at the foot Of the
stairs.
"Keziah! Keziah. are you there?"
She started, sprang up, and ran out
into the hall. the letter still in her
hand.
who is it," she asked sharply.
"Mr. Ellery. is that your"
NO." was the answer. IT'S me
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14
EGG EACH DAY FOR 10 DAYS
bonneville, Pa Hen Called "chann-
pIon Layer Of WorId"-Test
Watched by Officials.

Pittsburgh.-"The champion layer
Of the world" is the title claimed for
Bessie, single-comb White Wyan-
dotte hen. by her owner. Jacob Hook
er of bonneville. In the year just
ended Rockers hen laid BOG eggs.
She laid an egg day for Is consecu-
tive days. This test was conducted
under the supervision of the officials
Of the McKeesport Poultry Show as
sociation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14
Trend Of Times.

Ex-Governor Pennypacker. discuss
ing the divorce evil In Philadelphia
said, with smile:
''In these times one never, as the
saying goes, knows where one Il at
An acquaintance of mine extended HE
hand to me at the Historical society
the other day and cried:
Congratulate mel / am the hap
piest man alive!'
Il looked at him doubtfully.
Engaged, married or divorcedr ]
asked. New York Tribune.
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Mans Preference.

Miss Lillian Hill, lecturing on eu-
gencies in Cleveland, said:
at is a good thing for the human
race that beauty counts for more than
intellect when it comes to love. In
tellect too often means nerves-in-
neutrality-suspicious..
Eyes, 1t is good thing for the hui
man race that, as an old maid from
Vassar put 1t rather bitterly:
men prefer a well formed girl to
a well informed one"
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Good Excuse.
.a m the sleeping-car.

II was on the sleeping-car.
"Say, mister" said the man IN the
upper berth to the occupant of the
lower, quit that music, win you!
What do you think this is, concert
hall? The rest of us want to Sleep"
why, the car is so stuffy." said the
warbler, Il was only humming a little
air."
It was then that he was hit with
Pullman pillow, remaining unconscious
for seven hours.-HarDer's Weekly.
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gone TO considerable trouble TO AVOID
observation. Why had he done it?
Had he done the same thing on other
Sunday afternoons? Was there any
real reason why he insisted on leav-
ing the house regularly at four o'clock?
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captured Win row PIstnl

Pittsburg.-After escaping from two
policemen William Davis, a negro but
Ter. was captured By John s. Miller.
an eighteen-year-old newsboy, who
pointed toy pistol at the fugitive
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14

ITCH Relieved In 80 Minutes.
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for ali kinda Of
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14

Red Cross Ball Blue viii wash double a.
many clothes as any other blue. Donf
put your money into any other. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup for Chlldr.u
teething, softens the gums, reduces innanmA,
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie. sc botflsh
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14
Inuo4ant 40 Mothere
Shocks.

why do you refer to that orator a.
the human high explosiveT
Because he is always getting the
uplift confused with the outburst"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14

There's nothing better than mar.
rage for bringing out all the temper
there is In red hair.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14

Some Of the blame for the lies We
tell ought to be charged up to the
people who ask our candid opinion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14

You can Jolly the average man By
referring to him as prominent citi-
zen.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14
Proper Helm,

THE steamer / sailed in was I
floating hotel"
did it employ any bell buoys?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14

Every married man should keep .
stock Of ready-nade excuses on hand.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14

It's tough on the society bud who
married a blooming idiot.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-02-14
TO DRIVE ogT Es,A MAI a ~. So.

AND BTILD UP THE gYsTEW
Take the Old Standard GROW BIS TAsfHLES6
CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking
showing IL IL simply Qulnine and Iron In tasfele9
form, and the most eneetusl form. For grUun
people and children. % cents. Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 20. 1913.
Let Us Be Up
And Doing.

Old Benjamin Franklin was wise
man in his generation. He said 50
many things and said them so well
that it Is difficult for the most pro-
ficient paragrapher to get off an cpl
gram that Benjamin has not already
phrased more tersely and more point
edIy. in his famous almanac.
Ben Franklin long ago babe US
never to put off till tomorrow what
can be done today. And in all the
wise saws and sage advice. the pages
and pages written for the guidance
ing that beats Ben Franklins advice.
Every day has its appointed task.
1t is so easy to say Mammal Ma
nana." But tomorrow comes with its
up, its pleasures to be enjoyed. and
If yesterdays tasks tread on the heels
of today what chance Is there for to-
morrow More and more with mod
ern conditions come the crowding OF
duties one upon the other. But it Is
q noticeable thing that the busy man
and the busy woman are always the
ones who have the most time to spare.
Punctuality should be counted one
OF the cardinal virtues. When work
is begun it is half done. In almost
every instance more energy and nerve
force are wasted in thinking about and
getting ready to commence the work
than goes to the accomplishment OF 1t.
We have all heard OF the old coun-
tryman who was constantly remind
ing his friends that Tempus was
Fugiting. But it is very wise for us
to remember that Tempus is not wait
ing on any of US, but is fighting so
fast that when one stops to watch
him. instead of hurrying to keep up
with him, one is apt to get sidetrack-
ed, whether that one is a man, or
city or a section or a state.
During the summertime in Pensa-
cola one is apt to become little In
dolent But now that the Indian sum-
mer days are with US. with their cool
nights and fresh, invigorating days
let us all be up and doing. working
not only for ourselves. but each one
with the idea of doing something, even
though it may be but little, to help
the town in which we live-and that
gives us our living. And let us not
put off the good work for tomorrow.
Let US start today.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26
WHETHER YOU USE CALOMEL
OR NOT READ THIS

taking Dodson's Liver Tone. 1t does
just what 1t is intended to do and no
more. Dodsons Liver Tone cannot
harm either children or grown-ups
and is an excellent preventive of
chronic liver troubles.
The Balkcom Drug Co. sells Dod-
sons Liver Tone for so cents per bot
tie and every bottle sold is guaranteed
to liven up the liver, and you get your
money back without a question if it
fails you. Some remedies are sold in
imitation Of Dodson's Liver Tone
look out TO rthem. Remember the
guarantee. (Adv)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26
EXAMINATIONS
FOR ASSISTANT
FOREST RANGER
ONE WILL BE HELD AT CAMP
PINcHOT ON OCTOBER Fl AND
% FOR APPLICANTS FROM THIS
SECTION OF THE COUNTRY,

An examination for eligibles to fill
the position of assistant forest ranger
in the United States forest service
will be held all over the United States
on October 81 and %. The local ex-
animation will be held at Camp Pin
chot, Carriers, Fla, the headquarters
of the Florida National Forest. The
position of assistant forest ranger
pays salary of S1.100 a year to start
with and a ranger is required to own
outfits. Their entire time must be
devoted to their duties and they are
required to live the year-rcund in the
woods. often in stations remote from
neighbors, churches. schools. etc
Rangers are entrusted with the care
of looking after Uncle Sans forest
land. They build trails telephone lines
and cabins, patrol for fire and trespass,
inspect turpentine permits, scale logs
in timber scales, issue free use per-
mits, investigate and report on claims
under the federal land laws super
wise the grazing on the public range,
etc. The men must be physically per-
feet and accustomed TO standing hard
vigorous outdoor life They must have
had some experience in compass sur
veying, numbering, timber scaling, and
should be acquainted with the practi-
cal operations of the naval stores in
dustry. A good high school education
with knowledge OF bookkeeping, cor
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26

care for such shows. but just to ac-
ommodate him, for we like him.
Now, boys, we are in for it-you
might brush up a little, you won't
need much. just to make the majority
larger-and well go over there and
annihilate them some more. so much
so that the word baseball win never
be allowed to be spoken above a whis-
per in The Journal office again.
All right boys, Hub has committed
you. 1t is now either a case of repu-
dating your leader or of coming down
to the Pensacola Interstate Fair and
getting slaughtered.
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9 . = . . o . . . = z
SOME FUNNY FREAKS
IN ADVERTISING FIELD
Lakeland Telegram.
. . . . . . . q . . . .

newspaper man has made the fol-
lowing collection of freaks in adver-
Using and shows what the misspell-
ing or omission of a word or comma
does for a sentence:
wanted-A furnished room by an
old lady with electric lights.
wanted-A room by a young gem
tleman with both kinds of gas.
wanted-A room by a young gen.
tleman with double doors.
Wanted-A man to take care of
horses who can speak German.
Misunderstanding in corsets and
underf1annels.
Wanted-Ladies to sew buttons on
the second story of Smith & Brown
building.
wanted-A dog by little boy with
pointed ears.
Wanted-A nice young man to run
a pool room out of town.
Wanted-A boy who can open oys-
ters with a reference.
Wanted-Experience nurse for bot
tied baby.
wanted-An organist and boy to
blow the same.
Wanted-A boy to be inside and
partly outside the counter.
Wantedl-A room for two young
gentlemen about 80 feet long and 20
feet broad.
Wanted-By a respectable girl, her
passage to New York, willing to take
care of children and a sailor.
Wanted-A furnished room by lady
about 16 feet square.
wanted-A COW by an old lady with
crumpled horns.
For Sale-A farm by an old gentle
man without outbuildings.
For Sale-A nice mattress by an old
lady full of feathers.
For Sale--A piano by young lady
with mahogany legs who is going
abroad in a strong iron frame.
For Sale-A large, nice dog, will eat
anything, very fond of children.
For Sale--A parlor suite by an old
lady stuffed with hair.
For Sale-A cottage by gentleman
with a bay window.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26
Mothers Advice
To Her Daughter
A Real Live Doll to Fondle Is Womans'
Greatest Happiness.

One Of the most important matters about
which women concern themselves is their
future status as a grandmother. And she
Is wisdom itself who knows of or learns
of that famous remedy, Mothers Friend.
This Is an external application for the
abdominal muscles and breasts. It GER
tainly has a wonderful influence, allays all
fear. banishes all pain, is a most grateful
encouragement to the young, expectaut
mother, and permits her to go through the
period happy in mind, free in body and
thus destined to anticipate woman's great
est happiness as nature intended she should.
The action Of Mothers Friend makes the
muscles free. plant and responsive to eZ-
pansion Thus all strain and tension upon
the nerves and Iigaments is avoided, and,
in place of a period OF discomfort and con-
sednent dread. it is season OF calm repose
and joyful expectat ton.
There is no nausea, no morning sick
ness, no nervous twitching, none of that
constant strain known to so many women,
hence Mothers Friend is really one Of the
greatest blessings that could be devised.
This splendid and certain remedy can be
had OF any druggist at S1.00 a bottle, and
is sure to prove OF inestimable value, not
only upon the mother, but upon the health
and future Of the child. Write to Bradfeld
Regulator Co., 132 Lamar Bldg, Atlanta,
Ga, for their book to expectant mothers.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26

Portland, Me, Sept 23.-From the
gay life of a popular society woman
in New York to a hermit-like exist
ence in quiet Portland is the change
just made by the dashing Mrs. Clar-
ence H. Mackay, the former Kitty
Duer.
Gossips are, wondering why she is
here
Her coming is full of mystery. She
is not here for pleasure, for Portland
is dull and sleepy, and she is never
out of her hotel save to take a drive
and then always she wears a heavy
white veil. The gossips have it all
figured out-shes here to gain a resi-
dence in order that she may secure a
divorce.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26

The Pensa cola Journal, in quoting Mr..
Griggs, heads it's article Cant Spend
but 81. 000"s The new laws says $4,-
900. But there's no telling what the
laws will be when Mr.. Mayes makes
up his mind to enter the arena, and
if the ante is raised to $4,000, he has
plenty of time to make that amount
from his excellent newspaper, with
Pensacola growing by leaps and
bounds. But we'll bet a dollar and a
half that Mayes would give up all
hopes, if he ever had any, of becoming
governor of(Florida, if that would in
sure Pensacola becoming the great
naval base for the gulf.-zolfo Springs
Truth.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26

Yellow complexion, pimples and dis
figuring blenishes on the face or body
can be gotten rid of by doctoring the
liver which is torpid. HERBINE is a
powerful liver correctant- 1t purifies
the system, stimulates the vital organs
and puts the body in fine vigorous con-
dition. Price soc. Sold by all drug
gists (Adv.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26
"Play Ball. Boys

"Play Ball. Boys
Did you say play BALI Hub DE
Funiak Herald.
We did, Cleve, and We'll meet that
bunch on a day yet to be named dur
ing the coming fair at Pensacola.
See our Fridays issue. Now, Larkin,
open your batteries and tell that Jour
nal gang a few things. You have the
vocabulary and the inclination to trim
them to a finish in talk feast" Go
for 'em, we young fellows will eat up
the spawned lot when they enter the
diamond. "Once more to the breach!''
Milton Gazette.
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If that really were her purpose 1t
would be necessary for her to remain
in this state a full year. 1t would be
a hard year for the pleasure-loving
Mrs. Mackay.
Perhaps she's writing another book.
She did write one once, THE Crystal
Ball. But if she has gone into liter
ature again her most intimate friends
don't know about it.
Divorce is much easier to get In
Maine than in New York. When her
husband with their three children
sailed recently to Europe the rumor
was current in New York that they
would never live together again, and
that she would attempt to gain her
freedom.
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Perkins Peculiarly Eligible

Hon. j. C. Brown has been recon-
mended for the United States mar
shaIship of the southern district of
Florida by Attorney General Mercy
noIds, and there seems now to be
nothing in the way of his appoint
ment. Brown is well fitted for this
position-he was once a member of
the Palatka police force. j. D. Per-
kins, who has been recommended for
the northern district, is a cousin of
Attorney General McReynolds, which
also makes him peculiarly eligible
Palatka News.
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The Joy of
The Daily Task.

Mr.. Thomas Edison is quoted as
saying that he never knew what it
was to be sick until he took a holi-
day.
Mr.. Edison knows little about sick
ness He has always been too busy
to be sick. His time has been so taken
up in evolving wonderful inventions
for the profit and pleasure of his fell
low man that he probably has forgot
ten about his own intricate mechanism
or the fact that ii is intricate.
A radical physician. writing recently
about the human stomach. made the
statement that it did not make very
much difference what the human ma
was plenty of it, and if it was con-
stunned az the proper time and in the
proper manner. He laughed at the
fad6ists who weighed and measured
each grain and each drahm that went
to tho storing of energy. He said that
the trouble with most people was that
they thought too much about them
selves He declared that the stomach
was highly sensitive and keenly imagi-
native, and that the mind if conferred
upon 1t, caused it to respond to the
moods and the nerves to an alarming
extent
Mr.. Edison, since taking his holiday,
has probably had too much time to
notice what he is eating, too much
time to realize that he is not sleeping
well-he used to average four hours
day-and too much time for his
mind to fix itself on trivialities
Holidays are not always good for
us. All work and no play makes Jack
dull boy, but when ones work comes
to be ones play. when ones larger in
terests centre in this work, there is
found true happiness.
Who has not seen the spectacle Of
a man or a woman, hale, hearty and
interested in life while in battle, drop
from the ranks as soon as the neces-
sity for action was removed.
There isn't any greater pleasure in
the world than work well done. The
task entered into for love of it, for
the joy OF effort, the happiness of en-
deavor. the satisfa ction of achieve
ment. Many of us, like Edison, come
home from our. holidays sick Of the
luxury of laziness. longing for the old
contact and conflict.
This applies to real workers. Not
to men and women afflicted with
mental If not physical hookworms. but
the real laborers in the vineyard who
joy in the labor as well as its re-
ward
This is not to say that holidays have
not their proper place. Maybe it will
do Mr.. Edison good to find out where
his stomach is located and that there
is a system of nerves and arteries tied
up somewhere about his anatomy.
But it is some comfort to those who
must work day in and day out to
realize that after all theirs is the real
satisfaction that life has to give.
That there is nothing that life has
to offer to poor struggling mortals
better than the joy of the daily task
well done.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26

respondence, etc, svery desirable.
The examination at Carriers will
be held by Forest Supervisor !. F. Ed
redge. The place of examination can
be reached from Pensacola via boats
that ply up and down Santa Rosa
sound, or by team or automobile from
Crestview. The civil service commits
sion furnishes the necessary applica-
ton blanks upon request.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-26
Then You Will Realize How Much
Better for You This Safe Vese-
table Remedy VIII Be.

The liver is such a delicate organ
that most people have learned from
experience the danger of logging it
into action with the dangerous drug
calomel. The Balkcom Drug Co. sells
and recommends Dodson's Liver Tone
pleasant tasting harmless vegetable
liquid that encourages the liver, re-
lieves constipation and biliousness
without restriction of habit or diet.
There are no bad after effects from