Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18

That's where. devoid Of care and fuse.
The cave mRn put u over ~.
-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
The cave mar was lucky SOUL
He Paid for no supplies of coal.
Ris bosom never huiaed with ire.
Recourse Of an exploded tire;
Ne never had 10 save ON grub.
To pay His dues "a any club.
IN some respects. a. you may see.
He put It over you and me.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The cave man led the simple life.
When 80 disposed he beat his wife,
And. AZ the record now afiirmr,
lie dad not live IN fear % germs
But ate and fought and slept and
played.
BY dislnfectants never sprayed
And though his stomach may have
pained.
Hie old appendix still retained
Birmingham Age Herald.
The cave man had no grief at all;
Whenever HIS baby gan TO bawl
He swatted Il upon the head
With large billy made % lead.
The gas meter was then unknown.
No rent collector must be shown:
For these. and other things mothlnks
He had the edge on modern ginks.
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INSTEAD % waits re around
again. Willie" az in the good old
fashioned days ~ maiden modesty.
you now hear her shrek, ION, YOU
Tango-slOsh me around again
o.
MRS corNscADs denies she Is
going 20 have mezzanine floor
IN her honse--says they're going 10
be all hardwood floors.
"F'cil" 4 Plausible.
(From the BURLINGTON Hawk Eye.D
Washington. Ia.--Up TO this even
ing a trille over two and half inch
es Of precinitation fell.
o.
or COURSE. that happened long
time ago.
o.
SPEAKING OF the man who put
the misery In Missouri
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JUST a PLAIN LIE" Il the cap
ton ~ an editorial In the Carlsbad
Current This Is interesting We have
70 many fancy gold trimmed, diamond
studded, complicated and new-fangled
lies nowadays that Il is positively re-
frcshinR 20 discover one OF the good
short and ugly kind
D.
rrEGGr -. A sssg.a~
and highly hopeful. not 10 say gratl-
fed. az the nattering outlook In Mex
leo. II u keeps up We may expect Mr..
Lind 10 go automobiling with the
fourth assistant to the secretary OF the
OF mesCal
D.
TOM LAWSON wants To raise gi-
eantic fund for hades-d destructive,
grab em-a nd stab 'eln, |
headline producing. te-their- heads
-eat-them- ultra-hy-
phenated nght on Tammany hall-a |
graphic account of which under the |
title The Bloody Trail of the Cory
Tiger's sanguinary Footprints" viii u, |
published IN Anybody's Magazine
o.
MR.. SUFFER- doesn't know exactly !
what he's going 10 do, but he feels
mighly tJugh, anyway.
O.
WE CERTAINLY trust that no ex-
chief page OF the house IL going to 20 /
Into print with everything he knows |
d
ille Strenuous EAfe.
tFrom the Westville IndicaturJ
week The force got mixed up with |
Field day, which To as meant two |
days then wee spent three days making |
garden and fused around putting up |
awnings etc. one day. andy heck |
I've only had one day left. and that /
WAS sunday ~ the Indicator is a /
strictly religious paper we could not
print Il on sunday 30, you see how /
Il was. n you miss any more issues /
this summer just conclude we have
got behind with our hoelnR. We do l
liko 90 hoe. and raise some YeiS fine l
weeds ~ tine Indicator in Us 80 |
years existence has missed few /
pthor issues Ia the past ana the world 1
didn't come 20 an end we did not an
ucipate any trouble OF this sort this
time.
o.
YEs. sEMIRAMIS, we Thawt ne
would.
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IIARRY's ESCAPE of course will |
not injure Eveiyn's gate roccipts-not
a Neahit.
D.
KINDLY DON'T report that last
one 10 the Photographers. Union.
HE PROBABLY IL lurking around
someW here IN Connecticut disguised
is q milk can
O.
~ HARRY gets bottled up well.
n course the milk can.
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ABOUT TIME 10 stop
o.
HERE'S THE stopper
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For quick service ca Bambr0ok
Bros. Auto Line. Phone SOS.