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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
TO PRESERVE ONES HEALTH
Nine Rules That Rank as Cardinal
Points in Saving the Fees Of
Physicians.

To maintain health and ward off at
tacks of influenza, the following vital
points may be summarized to impress
them upon the attention of those in
danger of Infection:
First-A generous dietary of nitro
genous food.
Second-Free ventilation of dwell
ing and sleeping rooms by open win
dows.
Third-Adequate house heating in
winter.
Fourth-Boil all milk and cream pre-
vious to use.
Fifth-Try to obtain eight hours
sleep every night; if not sound sleep,
contract the hours to seven and rest
in the day.
Sixth-If debilitated with weak di-
gestion, take rest in the recumbent
position quarter of an hour before
and after meals.
Seventh-Wear the loosest clothing
possible, especially around the waist
and lower ribs, to afford freedom in
respiration.
Eighth-Take systematic exercise
daily in the open air on foot.
Ninth-If means and station in life
admit of a long holiday from time to
time, live during fine weather in a tent
in the open air or in a summer house
for most of the day; and, if unem-
ployed. pursue a hobby to occupy the
mind
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Wedding SoIemnity.

There is no talk, no levity, and
much crying at a Chinese marriage
ceremony, and the solemnity of a fu-
neral prevails. After the exchange of
presents the bride is dressed with
much care. A feast is spread upon a
table to which the bride is led by five
of her intimate female friends. They
are seated at the table, but no one
eats. Absolute silence prevails. Sud-
denly the brides mother begins cry
ing, the maids follow, and the bride
joins in the dismal chorus. Then all
the bridesmaids leave the table and
the disconsolate mother takes a seat
beside the chair of state where the
bride sits. The bridegroom now en-
tiers with four of his best men. The
men pick up the throne on which the
bride sits. and, preceded by the bride
groom, form in procession and walk
around the room or into an adjoining
parlor, signifying that he is carrying
her away to his own home.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
For the SEWING Room.

When scissors become dull, put
pin between the blades and rub it up
and down, working the blades as in
cutting. This will put a new edge on
the scissors and takes but moments
time.
If ore likes to have her towels
marked, but has not the time to en-
broider them nor the money to spend
on handwork, the sewing machine
shops, where one has machine hem
stitching done will embroider a mono
gram or initials by machine for 10 or
Is cents each. and. as each letter is
stuffed as in the handwork, when care
fully Numbered and ironed on blank.
ct. the effect is quite as good as Of
handwork. OF course, the towel must
be-, marked before giving 1t to the
shop.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
ECZEMA ON HEAD AND FACE

Reedy, w. Va.-"My baby boy
when three weeks old took the ecze-
ma on the head and face. 1t broke
out in pimples and first they looked
like blisters and yellow water would
run from them. His head was per-
fectly raw and his hair was all gone.
Everybody said he would never have
any more hair. AS the sores spread
his hair came out. The breaking out
itched so badly that we had to keep
gloves on his hands to keep him from
scratching his head and face. It
caused Disagreement. He couldn't
rest at night it burned and itched
so badly.
HE was treated for eight months
and he got worse all the time. So
l decided to try Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. In two months he was COM
pletely cured after using the Cuticura
Soap and two boxes of Cuticura Oint-
ment" (Signed) G. A. Dye, Jan. Z,
1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
FUDGE AND WHIPPED CREAM
DeIieacy Rich Enough to Tax the d.
aestIve Powers of All but the
Very Young.

Fudge with whipped cream Is deli
cacy rich enough to appeal to the pal
ate of the most exacting boarding
school girl.
First, measure out a pound and a
half of brown sugar-three cups-into
a saucepan, and add to this cup of
milk, half cup of butter, pinch Of
salt and a half square of chocolate
and cook the mixture till it hardens
when tried in cold water.
Take from the fire and beat with
vigor for three minutes. Have ready
a half Pint of cream beaten to froth
and add this to the mixture. Next add
a little vanilla for f1avoring and
chopped walnut meats if desired. Pro-
coed as with the usual fudge, beating
till almost stiff and cooling on butter
ed tins
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Music's Meat and Bread.

The truth is that the public taste is
not as degraded as theatrical manag-
ers and others who cater to the gen.
eral public would have US believe.
There is desire for the better things
which is far greater than the ability
of the producer to give them. In the
theater the immodest revue" and the
suggestive play find existence not so
much by reason of the demand of the
public as because of the limitations.
mental and moral, of the purveyor.
In light music ragtime has its place
just as fudge is regarded as an edible
without entering into the category of
substantial food. But the public has
the aste for the meat and bread of
MUSIC which it will crafty according
to the supply.-Cincinnati Times-Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Nothing Hard About Task.

1t was not without just cause that
Mr.. Gladstone's name was given to
the handy Gladstone bag" The
grand old man was master of every de-
tail of the art of packing. At coun-
try house they were discussing at
breakfast the right way to pack a
sponge bag when the sponge had
been used and was constantly water
logged. Mr.. Gladstone, who apparent
ly had been wholly absorbed in his
mornings = correspondence, suddenly
closed the discussion by informing the
party that they were all wrong. The
only proper method" said he, sis to
wrap 1t in your bath towel and stamp
upon it. Then put it in your sponge
bag. You will find it perfectly dry"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Folev kidney Pills Succeed

Foley Kidney Pills Succeed
because they are good honest med
icine that cannot help but heal kid
neyand bladder ailments and urinary
irregularities, if they are once taken
into the system. Try them now
for positive and permanent help.
LADIES, WHY NOT BEAUTIFY your COM
pIexfon and be rid of pimples, blackheads.
face eruptions. etc. Send for circulars.
e. NJ. STAHLMAN. NEW MAYVILItE. PA.
FOR SALE-IDEAL LOCATED HOME
farm, 100 q. in Amherst Co., Va: so a. cult,
all tillable. 100 bearing fruit trees. house.
barn. outbldgs, etc. Reasonable price and
terms. E. A. Marshall. Madison Heights. Va.
w. N. u, BALTIMORE, NO. s7-1s1s.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
BOUND TO HAVE HIS JOKE
Light Literature Not Being Available,
Passenger Selected the Next
Best Thing.

Jokes about the slowness of trains,
especially here in the SOUTH says an
Atlanta railway man, "also tire me
bit by their ancientness; but l heard
a new and good one not long ago.
1T seems that trains are always
slow and far between on a branch
line in Mississippi. Nobody knows
this better than the people at the
junction, except the people on the line
itself. One day the newsletter came
to me grinning.
GA fellow from the other end OF
the line just said a funny thing he
remarked. He had missed his train
and there wasn't another for two
hours He came to my stall to buy
some reading matter to while away
the time He asked for a jokebook,
and I didn't have any. Then ne
poked around for a while and said:
lowell, l guess I'll take time
table instead" '"-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Too Much Like SLAUGHTER.

It is the habit of the blackjack to
strut and fight with his rivals in an
open arena, while the gray hens sit
round as queens of the tournament.
The Russian sportsman builds a rough
hut of boughs right on the spot, which
does not seem to scare the birds.
Then he sleeps there and waits till
the tournament begins in the morn
ing, when he may blaze away at any
of the cocks except the old one, whose
death causes the spot to be deserted.
An English traveller in Russia says
that he knew of Russians who had
shot five or six cocks at one place sew
eral mornings running, but, having
bagged one himself, he never had the
heart to kill another.-Chicago News
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
New Scrub Bucket.

The newest style in buckets is a
great improvement over the old pail
where forgotten cake of soap some
times dissolved and there was no place
to lay the cloth. Now there is an i'm
proved pail, square in shape, with a
small tin tray which fits into the top.
This tray has a compartment for box
of washing powder, soap, rag and
brush, and is a great improvement
over the old kind of house bucket.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Snow Cake Without Eaas.

Two cups sugar, one-half cup butter,
one cup sweet milk, two cups pastry
flour, two teaspoons baking powder,
one teaspoon vanilla. Put ingredients
together and add in the place of whites
of four eggs two cups Of snow. put in
the last thing. Be sure and have a
good, hot oven, as it should bake
quickly. This rule makes three
layer cake; also you can add chocolate
to one layer and have in between
white layers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
None Has Monopoly In Prayer.

There is such a thing as gift
in prayer" Some great souls, dwell
ing on the high places Of Zion, have,
from the time of Elijah on, seemed to
be able to reach out and sweep the
skies with the searchlights of their
penetrating faith. But if prayer is a
gift, it is not the monopoly of the
favored few, for it is that kind of
gift which may itself be had for the
asking. ASK, and it shall be given
you" is a precept which applies not
only to the fruits of prayer, but also
to the power Of prayer itself.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Mint Frappe.

Boil together ten minutes the juice
from one can of pineapples, one cup
full Of sugar and two cupfuls of wa
ter. Remove from the fire. add one
tablespoonful Of gelatine which has
been softened in a little cold water.
Add bunch of fresh mint, bruise it
we'll with spoon and allow it to stand
covered about ten minutes. Then
strain and add the pineapple, which
has been previously put through the
meat grinder. Freeze until it becomes
like fresh mush. Then add the beat
en- whites of two eggs, continue to
freeze, then pack with ice and salt.
Decorate each glass with spray of
mint leaves.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Sure Cure,

Mr.. Nabor Ito his wife)-My dear,
Mr.. Crosslots wants to borrow one of
the twins.
Mrs. Nabor Tin horror)-Why!
What does the man mean?
Small Girl Cat the door)-Yes' m.
Pas got the insomnier, and he says
please lend him the one that cries all
night; he wants to walk it awhile
Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Worth That, Anyway.

Mrs. Exe-How could you lie so to
Mr.. Dauber about that absurd picture
he has at the exhibition? You told him
his picture was worth the price of
admission alone.
Exe-Well, great Scott, the frame
is worth more than so cents, isn't
tt?"-Boston Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
"BruIa" With Pecans.

"Brula" is another name for cara.
mel ice cream, and here is an unus-
ually good recipe for making It:
Make a custard, using little less
than a quart Of milk to two eggs. Put
one pound of dark sugar in hot skill
let and stir until it has become
rich, reddish brown. Then mix with
the custard while the latter is still
hot When 1t has cooled, add a pint
of cream and half cupful of finely
crushed pecan meats. Freeze as
usual.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19

Let us consider
first some things
which are not
conversion, but
which are often
mistaken for 1t.
To i'm prov e
ones life Is not
conversion. It is
a common opinion
that II one will
drop all bad hab-
its and cultivate
good ones, read
the Bible and 60
to church, he can
make himself a
Christian In a
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19

ACHY FEELINGS. PAIN IN LIMBS
and all MaIarious Indications removed
by Elixir Babek, that well known rem
edy for all such diseases.
II have taken up the three bottles of
your elixir Babek,' and have not felt
so well and entirely free from pain in
limbs for five years."-Mrs. E. Higgins.
Jacksonville. Fla.
Elixir Babek so cents. all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczew-
ski & Co.. Washington, D. c.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Used to Such Whining

The real estate agent, tired and
peevish, arrived at his home in the
suburbs.
"Oh, George" greeted his wife, the
dog has been whining all day long!
What do you suppose is the matter?"
Why" growled George. the darn
kicker probably wants his house pa
pered!"-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Raspberry Shrub.
A faYorite old-fashioned drink:

A fayorite old-fashioned drink:
Pour a quart Of best cider vinegar
over four quarts of red raspberries and
let them stand four days. Then strain.
and to every quart of raspberry juice
add one pound Of granulated sugar.
Boil for twenty minutes. skimming
carefully; bottle, seal. and keep in a
cool place until needed. When serv-
ing put the desired quantity In a
glass, add cracked ice and water. This
is very refreshing and wholesome
drink for Lot weather
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
FHINfnnHv-

The police cannot be excessively
anxious to come into close quarters
with any suffragette. Have you any
bruises?" asked one of the prisoners
on Monday, anxious to know whether
she had in vain battered the police
man with her umbrella.-London Sat
urday Review.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
important Question.

The old-fashioned farmer, who liked
nothing more than to dicker, hobs up
now and then rub elbows with the
moderns.
In a department store recently one
of the old-fashioned kind approached
the clerk and inquired:
How much are you asking for rub
Der boots today?"
Then, when he was told the price,
he looked wise and queried:
"And how much are you gettin'?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Extremely Modest.

Rather a modest, retiring fellow in
crowd, isn't he?"
yep. Pretty modest. Reminds me
a whole lot of a governor on state
occasion surrounded by his staff of
colonies in uniform st. Louis Re-
public.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Cheap DAYLIGHT Job.

A girl from the country who had re-
Gently come to town to work and who
was busy all day went to dentist one
evening to have him extract tooth
which had been troubling her. She
asked him what he would charge for
the operation.
Five dollars with gas, 50 without, .
was the answer
"Oh," said the girl, then Ill drop in
tomorrow and have it out by daylight"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Mere Formally.

Mere Formally.
well, we have had the infant fitted
with glasses, his appendix removed
and his stomach REINFORCED. Have
we overlooked anything?"
Just one item"
What is that?"
I'VE have forgotten to name the
hild."-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
WAITING for the SPUR.

Mard-So he's been calling on you
regularly for ten years. Why do you
suppose he hasn't proposed?
Beatriz-Oh. you see, he's the sort
of man who always does things on the
SPUR of the moment-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Suffered
AWFUL PAINS
For Sixteen Years. Restored
To Health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.
Moretown. Vermont. -"I was trou-
bled with pains and irregularities for

sixteen years, ana
was thin, weak and
nervous. When I
would lie down it
would seem as if l
was goin g ri gh f
down out Of sight
into some dark hole,
and the window cur
tains had faces that
would peek out at
me, and when I was
ont of doors it, would
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Different Proposition.

Can your wife make up a good
batch of bread?"
mo; but she can handle the dough
all right"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Another Case.

Clifford, Iowa.-"I was troubled with
female weakness, also with displace-
ment. I had very severe and steady
headache, also pain in back and was
very thin and tired all the time. I COM
menced taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and I am cured of
these troubles. I cannot praise your
medicine too highly. Mrs. INA MILL
sLAGLE, Clifford. lowe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Knew the Brand.

Customer-You say my size is 80?
Give me a Gize large-to allow for
shrinking.
Clerk-But these are the "unshrink-
able fabric"
Customer-Then you'd better give
me two sizes larger.-Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Money is the root of all evil-and
many family tree springs therefrom.
lows of conxalescino.

JOYS OF OOHVdIeSCfH9.
The Doctor-Every man needs =
fad. It's mental safety valve. Bet
ter cultivate one.
The Patient--I have mine.
The Doctor--What is it?
!. The Patient-Co Collecting unpaid bills.
Perhaps you'll add one?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Mean Suggestion.

''Maude says that in this bazaar
work, she has an elephant on her
hands"
Its lucky they're big enough"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19

seem as if something was going to hap
pen. My blood was poor, my circula-
ton was so bad would be like dead
person at times. l had female weak
ness badly, my abdomen was sore and I
had awful pains.
"I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound and used the Sanative
Wash and they certainly did wonders
for me. My troubles disappeared and I
am able to work hard every day. Mrs.
W. F. SAWYER, River View Farm, More
town, Vermont.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
ror SIMMER HEaDAcuES

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts, fever
ish condition, etc. 10c., Csc and SOC per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19

Acid Stomach, heartburn and nausea
quickly disappear with the use of Wrights
Indian Vegetable Pills. Send for trial
box to 372 Pearl ST., New York. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Why Thew Clutch,

He-Why does an actor, to portray
deep emotion, clutch at his head, and
an actress at her heart?
She-Each feels it most in the weak
est point.-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
What Was Left,

Did your husband leave you all
his money!"
well, all that 1 hadn't spent before
he died."-Detroit Free Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19

Fasten two thicknesses of muslin
over the pantry window; keep the win.
dow open and the muslin wet with
salt and water. This will keep the
flies out as we'll as cooling the pan
FRY
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Driven to 1t.

my husband doesn't care for grand
opera"
But I notice he applauds vigorous
ly."
"He does that to keep awake"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
The Alibi.

"Rastus, what's alibi?"
Oats provin' dat yoh was at pray
err meetin' whar yoh wasn't in order to
show dat yoh wasn't at de crap game
wah yoh was.'-Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Naturally.

This is a hosiery establishment.
81 suppose that is why they seem to
be stocking up
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
lie Cot HiN.

Miss Gladys, can you cook?' In
quired the prospective sutton cautious
ly.
81 can" she answered sweetly, but
the young man I am engaged to as
sures me that l won't have to"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Dick Out the Place

Bill-It is said that the Atlantic
ocean has an area of 24,536,000 square
miles. 4
Jill-When a fellow tells you to
swim out, you see you have large
area to choose from.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
The Lord loves a cheerful giver, and
everybody loves a cheerful loser.

Men must work and women must
weep, but the women seem to get
more pleasure out of their end Of the
Job.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19

What tall man your customer
isl"
Yes, and strange to say, he is al
ways short"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Horrors,

Have the Jinxes a family skele-
TONI" -.
Yes, and she's wearing one Of
these silhouette gowns, too"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Adapted for 1t

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, REQ" les intiamma'
ton ,allays pain cures wind coilc, sc bottle.Ay
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19

The hobo's idea of helping hand is
one that holds handout
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Both,

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scaling ssh
sation in eyes and Inflammation of eyee or
eyelids. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
twenty-five million tons OF shipping
rounds Cape Cod annually.

The man who hides his light under
a bushel is apt to think the Whole
world is in darkness.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-19
Nnnoejno OuaJitIe,

Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with DR.. Peery's Vermifuge dead
shot, Adv.