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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

A Hardin County Hawk, Owl and
Crow Club has been formed for the
purpo,, of eradication of the pests.
Premiums are to be given to the per-
son who succeeds in killing the great
est number. Prizes will be awarded
In E izabethtown August 8.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

Nashville is to have a Greek Pag-
cant May 5 and 6. and half fares will
be given by the railroads from all
towns in this section. 1t will be Civ
en- in Centennial Park with many
spectacular features.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
ESKIMO LAMPS.

1t is believed that the Eskimo
lamp was invented before its pos
SCISSORS emigrated from their original
home, which was probably farther
south and near the seacoast. But the
form of the lamp becomes more
specialized the higher the latitude is.
The lamps of southern Alaska have
a wick edge of two inches, while
those OF ! ONT Barrow and northern
Greenland have wick edges of II to
SO inches. The lamp is employed
for melting snow and ice to obtain
drinking water, for cooking, light
ing, warming, drying skins and in
the arts. 1t is also a social factor
and the sign of the family unit, each
head of the family having his lamp
-HarpeTs Weekly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
ALL is VANITY.

Mrs. Gramercy-You'n find the
weather lovely and warm in the Med
iterranean.
Mrs. Park-I hope, my dear, it
won't be too warm to wear my new
set of furs.-London Opinion.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
GROOM RARELY LOOKS LIKE ONE.

"How women do love to stare at
hero" sand the cynical youth.
EYES," assented the savage bach
elor, "that is one reason why they
always flock to weddings."- Bostor
Evening Transcript.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

The report that Congressman STAN
ley would combine with Gov. Nc
Creary and run for Governor instead
Senator. seems to have originated
with Beckham's supporters in Louis
vile.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
Housewives Have Good Time.

Some housewives of this city are
combining pleasure and economy in
a very ingenious way. The are form.
ing themselves into Larkin Cubs Jf-
Ten and buying their Soaps. Spices.
Teas and other household supplies
direct from Larkin Co. The CIu5
meeting are made very enjoyable af-
fairs. and prove an excellent ne ms
of bringing neighbors together in 4
friendly, social way. Although Lsr-
kin Co. charges you tn same prces
for their products that you would
pay at the store. they give you dou-
BILE the quantity that you could get
at the store. and in that way reduce
your living expenses fully one-half.
By forming a Lark Clu5-)f-T.n l.
is possible for you and your ueigf-
bors to share the benefits of $1,000
order for household supp les. a. d
divide he expense evenly between
you. Write TO Larkin Co.. Buff ,lo,
N. Y. for their large catalog K l0l,
which wi sive sou full particulars
r garding this Club-of-ren pan. 1t
will be the means Of saving sou and
your neighbors great m luy dol
lars Advertisements.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
PLAIN GOLD ONE.

Heck-They say ring around the
moon is sign Of rain.
Peck-So is a ring around a wom-
ans finger sign Of reign.-BostoD
Transcript.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

Owing to expiration June 80 of
law permitting Senator's and Repre-
sentatives to make two appointments
to the Naval Academy. Secretary
Daniels has directed an additional
examination June 5 to fill as many
vacancies as possible.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
E. C. MAJOR

the most popular humor section in
America To obtain this extraordin-
airy offer prompt action is necessary.
Remit TO j. B. Lippincott Company,
Washington Square. Phila. Pa
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

In Harry Sommers county tn ey
have organized a club to XII crows
and the champion killer will be given
a prize. This will be awarded five
days after the August primary. just
about the time a great deel of crow
will have to be eaten.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
TsAcAINe rHE YOUNG IDEA.

"Pa, when a man tells a girl that
she is the sunshine Of his life what
does it mean?"
1T means that he is talking moon
shine, my SON"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
QUITE so.

"The small husband of a large
woman is not expected to be assert
i've"
certainly not. And least of all
by the large woman"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

A searchlight has been installed in
Swope Park. Kansas City, on top of
q tower, to break up spooning in the
park.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
REAL SUFFERER.

MAN, can you do somethin' for a
sufferer in the war in the Balkans? p
"In what manner did you suffer p
Il was a proofreader on a daily
paper"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

A Tennessee man who bought a
drake from neighbor brought suit
when the drake laid an egg, claim
ing five cents a day for its board.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
Make LIttIe Of LIfs,s III..

To be poor is not always pleasant,
but worse things than that happen at
sea. Small shoes are apt to pinch.
but not If you have a small foot; II
we have little means II will be we'll
TO have little desires Poverty is no
shame. but being Discontinued with IL
is.-Charles II. Spurgeon.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

In Antwerp, Belgium, a pair of
lovers climbed to the top Of church
tower and jumped off together, a
distance of $50 feet.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

A Los Angeles woman has sued
her husband for divorce because he
made her nervous by staring" at
her.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
SOME HOPE.

Man (making rescue)-He may
not be dead yet.
Small Girl don't think he is,
mister. He was de slowest kid in de
neighborhood.-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
We are authorized TO announce
r. M. WOOLDkIDGE

as candidate for City Councilm an
In the Sixth ward. subject TO the ac-
uon Of the Democratic primary Aug
w 2 1918.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
MERcENARY AGE.

"There goes man worth know
ing"
as that so? How much is he
WORTH"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

Floorwalker-Why do you stand
so long in this one place?
Stranger-I'm watching those
women at the bargain counter get
ting their change. Never realized
what frenzied finance was before.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
AN EXCEPTION.

'NWalls have ears"
"How can they have 'em around
the dumb waiter~
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
We are authorized to announce
JOHN C. DUFFY

as candidate for the Democratic
nomination for State Senator in the
Sixth Senatorial district. composed
Of Christian and Hopkins counties.
subject to the action of the primary
to be held August 2. 1918
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

A man at Omaha was fined $40 for
snoring in court room.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
A N N OUNCEM NTS


as candidate for the Republican
nomination for County Clerk. sub
jsct to the action Of the state pri-
mary on August 2.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

We are hereby authorized to an
nounce
E. C. MAJOR,
who is now in the employ of Forbes
Mig Co.. as a candidate for sheriff
of Christian county, subject to the
action of the Democratic primary
election August 2. 1918.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
---------.------- -
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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01
We ere authorIzed to announce
GEO. W. MCKNIGHT

Of Howell, as Democratic candi-
date for County Assessor. subject to
the action of the primary election
August 2.19l3.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

as candidate for Sheriff Of Chris
tan County. subject TO the action of
the Democratic party in the official
D imary August 2. 1913.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

as Democratic candidate for the
nomination of County Superintend-
ent. subject to the action Of the
August primary.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-05-01

Ham sackIng season is here. Sacks
" sale at this Office.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
SOME FEW SIGNS OF MONEY TRUST

the York Stock Exchange guilty. staff of
will probably it's through the u
after the fashion set by others when caught
The brief the that
their
which legal battle that finally
dissolution theoretically
actually the examples already after
ton and litigation.
But the hope remains that will legislation fodng
Uncle postmaster for the gambling Stock
gambling like all other sorts gambling depends between
fsna gamblers the from the outside There
in which the reduce the suckers while the
gamblers slowly working their through
York World
CONSTITUTED authority long enough throw fit what the Morgan
in
bonds
hundred millions bonds be
sold Morgan % Almost unanimously the bankers and
York
circles know that the bonds worth that Morgan will haul down
profit OF nothing Yoks
500 additional interest yearly.
The thing fixed ncefor Morgan The bonds issued small
blocks that there might competitive bidding The entire of $780,
the market Mogns
with enough to handle it.
The bonds of small denomination bank deptos
might but denominations that the possible
buy.
That is Morganized issue the Morgans
banks drawing or
We believe the that
anything his With the u
millions
the poor devil know how he getting rich?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
MRS. RUTH THOMAS.

BRYNMENYN, South Wales,
Feb. 5.-In the little village or
Porthcawl an eighty-year-old
woman is beginning life again.
For 20 years she was totally
blind; now she sees. AS sudden
ly as the darkness settled over
her, SO did daylight return after
two decades.
The story reads like miracle
from the Bible in which faith,
hope and prayers We're answered.
Sight came to Mrs. Ruth Thorn
as as a Christmas gift. She saw
before she realized she was see
ing. At first she thought the
objects that appeared before her
eyes were mental delusions.
81 saw something like a white
film, but l did not think it was
the forerunner of returning sight,
for had almost given up hope of
ever seeing again, in spite of my
faith in prayer" she says.
Later l became conscious of
hazy bodies moving in front or
me. Then different objects sucn
as trees and houses appeared to
me, but then I didn't know they
were trees and houses, for l had
forgotten what they looked like.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

says, madden, how about this, is
this boob your husband, like he
says he is
sure he is, she says, we Amt
lived together for 6 months, but
i guess he can still claim the title
if it makes him feel any better
then what do you mean, hol-
lers the clerk, by making a
munky out of our offs, we don't
give out marriage licenses to
married people, what is the brite
little idea anyway
the brite little idea is this, says
the lady, thought if took out a
license to get married, maby my
husbend would tumble to the fact
that | am through with him
ben telling him so till my
voice has got a cramp in it, but
he don't seem to be able to get it
through his nut
want him to let me get a d.
worse so l can mary this other
Teller, and had a bunch that
when he heard about the license
some sort of a light might break
in upon him
it's a swell bunch, says the
clerk, but gimme back them pa
pers, if you don't want to go to
jale
by golly, can you beat that
johnny
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

My mental pictures of things
were so different from what they
really are.
81 saw a human being. At
first | didn't recognize it as suca.
1t spoke to me and l heard my
little granddaughter's voice.
had never seen her before,
though l had in my blind days
often pictured her as l thought
she was. Then 1t dawned upon
me that l was really seeing!
When operated on for a cata-
ract in one eye 20 years ago Mrs.
Thomas was informed that the
other eye would be affected later
and that she might become total
ly blind, but if she lived long
enough sight might return to
her. The other eye soon for
lowed the first into darkness.
Her children were nearly
grown then. Mrs. Thomas pray
ed and hoped for returning sight.
For twenty long years she still
sent up her daily prayer. Her
husband died and the children
married and had babies of their
own. In later years the blind
grandmother's one prayer was
to be able to see her grandchil-
dren even if for but one day.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
N XgzS 2XY !zI@!{!!3S
The AviatOr's Choice.

The aviator and his wife quar-
relied. That is, the aviator's wife
quarreled, the aviator sitting
meekly by and listening.
The wife, was determined
woman and her determination
took extreme forms. When her
rage was sufficiently warm she
seized a heavy broom and charg-
ed her liege lord. He ran like a
frightened hare, the LADY with
the broom a close second.
lust across the way rested the
birdman's aeroplane. He had
been mending it. One plane was
broken, the motor was loose, the
steering gear disjointed. The bird
man leaped into the saddle and
started the engine. The machine
arose unsteadily and wabbled up
ward at dangerous angie.
The baffled woman stared at
the carreening speck. Then she
shook her clenched hand at the
flyer.
Coward" she screamed.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
By the Junior Office Bow

n. ", feb. 5.-gee, but we got
some pretty swift folks down
here
the luther day a nice-looking
Teller and a well-dressed DANG
went into the marriage license
offs, and said they guessed they
would have one
down here you got to tell
whether it is your LIST or I'd Of
Tense, or maybe more, as for in
stence nat goodwin and lilyan
russell
well, this here skirt she admit
ted having committed matri-
money before and in the place
where you tell what becomes of
your former better IL, she
wrote, divorced
the Teller he hadent never mar
ried nobody yet, and the clerk
handed them their papers and
away they went, as happy as 2
burglars in a prosperous bank
next day there was fireworks
in the marriage license office
guy come in that had seen
the license printed in the paper,
and he says, sinse when have you
been giving out marriage licenses
to married wimmen
is this sum kind of a mormon
joint, this ehere female is my
wife, and If a divorsed they
must of done it to me while was
asleep
so then the marriage license
offs sent clerk out ON the jump
to find the dame and tell her they
dident issue no permits to COM
NIT bigemy, and take her papers
away from her
the clerk found her, and he
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
Biddy Forgetful.

Little Elsie came into the
kitchen with some eggs in bas-
ket. Mamma she said, "our
hens are getting awfully absent
minded"
why, dear, what makes you
thing SOP" asked her mother.
Look here" said the little
girl, holding up a soft-shelled egg,
this makes the third one this
week that they forgot to put the
shell on. "-Judge's Library.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
THEIR HAT is in THE RING

O. he
to n
suppcate the
going 20
This is their to the suit of the monopoly.
Seventy strong they organized at Milton last night raised
money, girded up their loins for battle
S a fight o justice against Mammon.
the valleys between here and Seattle Thousands built
crowded competition off the
on
protested finally got
It is time for the people organize and protest
And honest citizen will hope they
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
Are You a Cold sufferer?

Take DR.. Kings New Diseov.
cry. The Best Cough, Cold
Throat and Lung medicine made
Money refunded If it fails to cure
you. Do not hesitate-take it al
our risk. First dose helps. ]
r. Wells, Floydada, Texas
writes: "Dr. Kings New Discov-
cry cured my terrible cough and
cold. l gained Is pounds" Buy
1t at Ryner Malstrom Drug Co.
93S Pacific ay.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

This "hydrocycle" is the very
latest thing in water craft. In a
way 1t is a combination of airship,
bicycle and boat. 1t is driven by
a propeller on the rear of its
frame, like an aeroplane; it is
operated and guided by handle
bars and pedals like a bicycle, and
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

it glides through the water on
two long, slender buoys shaped
like boats.
On the seats are the Morettt
brothers, who invented the water
Swimming aerocycle in their work.
shop at Milan, Italy. 1t can be
made with single seat and used
by one person.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
No Sinecure.

"Why do you keep Fostering me
for money all the time demand
ed old Closefist, as his son begged
for few dollars extra. "Why
don't you go out somewhere and
work for it?"
Gee, dad" replied the boy.
"Is there any harder work any
where than getting dollar out
Of your"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
With Reno, New, putting the ban on

divorces, the state of Washington plac-
ing the lid on boxing and California
kicking the racing game out of bust
ness, it seems that real wave of re-
form is hitting the whole coast.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
Nicholas Murray Butler

buckling around at banquets about the
danger to civil liberty in progressivism
Nick is the fellow they found who
would partake of those Utah-Vermont
honors with Taft.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
A Correspondence School.

"Cholly received a letter this
morning from Gladys Maud. lie
consumed an hour in reading it."
WAS the letter very iong?"
Not very long. He spent most
of the time looking for page
two"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
Couldn't Accept.

Mistress of the House widow
Well, Johnson, of course I'm
very sorry to lose you, at the same
time I must congratulate you on
your good fortune in having this
money left you. pleasantly
| suppose you'll be looking gu,
for wife now?
Johnson-Well, mum, beggin'
your pardon, and I'm sure I feel
greatly honored at what you pro-
pose, but-er-I am engaged to
young woman already.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
START ON BIG JOB
(By United Press Leased Wir.

(By United Press Leased Wire
WASHINGTON, Feb. Con
struction of the reviewing stand
for President-elect Wilson's inaug-
uration was begun today in front
of the Capitol. 1t will contain
$500 seats.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
Probably the Stone. Webster people

will reconsider the idea of raising their
rates between Tacoma and Seattle.
Talk of municipal line and the or
ganizing of a strong campaign commit
fee over in Milton may have something
to do with it?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

Hanging around in the western
city, the tourist discovered a for
mer mayor dancing a jig.
You seem in fine spirits" he
suggested.
81 am" answered the other
81 have just been recalled"
81 don't see anything complI-
mentary about that" said the
tourist.
"Oh, yes, there is" the West
erner insisted. This Is the Sec
ond recall"
"How is that?"
well, you see, I was recalled,
and then they recalled the recall.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

The railroads are already getting out
their literature advertising the summer
carnivals of the coast and the Monta-
mara Festo has equal share with Seat
tie and Portland.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

Say what you will about the snow,
there was beautiful picture of a
frosted, sparkling white fairyland this
morning where we are accustomed to
see prosaic Wright park.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
Pacific Mills Corporation

renee, Mass, is going to carve up 200
per cent dividend. You see why it
couldn't accede to those strikers de-
mands, don t you?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
COllanSed.

''These doughnuts," began the
man.
What's the matter with
them?" demanded the We're de
We're behind the lunch counter.
Il think their inner tubes are
puntured.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

New Hampshire allows children of
II and Ii years to work in her mills and
factories. This is one reason why you
can throw stone in New Hampshire,
anywhere, and not hit anything that's
alive enough to boiler.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

Let's see, didn't some legislator VOW
he would put up bill requiring that
street ears be heated in the early frosty
morn?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
An Attitude Resented.


That neighbor or yours up the
road seems very contented."
YES" replied Farmer Corn
tossel. Hes one of those selfish
people that keeps on farmin' In
stead of listenin' to speeches that
tell him to wait for some one to
come along and uplife i'm"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

Tacoma milliners have failed to re-
port any blight of the new Easter bon
net crop as yet, in spite of the early
season.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

MEMBER OF THE SCRIPTS NORTHWEST
LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS. TefegraphIe News
Service of the United Press Association by direct
Leased Wire.
Entered mt the postoffice, Tacoma, WASH, n
secend-ciass matter. Published by the Tacoma
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
Wonder if the Bell telephone monop

V1eto1 II OIiO DCII UOIOPiIUIIO ihIOIIUP-
oily does not long for the "good old
days when franchise could be bought
in the open market like poles and wire
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05

Wouldn't municipal line between
Seattle and Tacoma about settle the
whole proposition?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-02-05
Thanks, dear readers, for your neat

jokes about the parcel post, but what
we re looking for is a parcel joke by an
express company man.