New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-11
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approached the bull. But-hang 1.-THE bull seems
good deal fused up Whoa, Pluribus" snorts
Ell Toro Remember the first O'Shaughnessey!'
1t is a terrible story. Even Mexcans shudder 10
recall it, Seeing bull in a Held, the nrst
O'Shaughnessey burst out laughing, for he medi-
tated joke the BULL "B'gorry. tits won on him!
III climb tn wall and clutch tn two horns ~ MN
and rub his in tn dir-r-rt.
History reports that OShaughnessey stole up on
the bull in a sly and diplomatic manner; then in
serts few stars
Returning to consciousness, hero scanned the
horizon for some familiar object to get back by.
Alas! none could he find. Moreover he felt stiff
ness in the joints Holy Biddy!" he cried. I'm
dom glad laughed befoore!"
It must be a TO the present attache, having
FL Toro muckrake his family history like this. Mex
leo should be grateful to America Where would
she be but for us? In Texas. in New Mexico In
California, in Nevada. in Utah, in Arizona, and In
parts OF Colorado and Wyoming
Which prompts us to twadde little about peace.
We hear that the trick of precipitating peace is
really very simple BE just. Then you can abolish
your army, scrap your batteships and settle down
TO life OF uninterrupted bliss. All nations will love
you.
Oh, charming! But somehow we bethnk us OF
Huck Firms whitewashed darby boy on the raft. and
the placard "Sick Arab; harmless when not out Of
his head" And it strikes us he was awfuly like
nation
Take Mexico When not out Of her head she loves
us for the Justice with which we kicked her down
stairs and would like to do it again. In mo-
ments OF derium, however. il overtaxes her intel
lect
Guess this might happen elsewhere. Doubtless
nations are amiabe enough to swallow justice but
are they brighti enough?
How does it feel to be shpwrecked? That de-
ponds Mr. r. l.. Hne (whom We congratulate on
his taste in initials) says he felt like cup OF tea:
II did not care one straw about being drowned.
provided | might have some tea beforehand. and
entreated the lady If she loved at all to get this
for me. She said IL absurd thing TO ask for
in the very presence Of death and that my thoughts
ought to be fixed on higher matters. was replying
10 this when the ship was torn asunder and was
thrown out to swim for my life in pitiless sea"
This hardly surprises us. When we asked an
ancient mariner what was in his mind when his ves
sci took fire in mid Pacific he answered: The beef
steak to sit down to when got ashore"
What a comical humbug is courage! When the
moment arrives for courage, fear vanishes. making
courage Impossible. Other feelings start up to
away. says IL was the same experience each time
disgust. And in the current outlook you will
read the confessions OF the gentleman who met
some beastly unpleasant mountain lions at night
and had only hand satchel to argue the point.
Scared? No, interested
We quite appreciate Were we less modest we
could describe how felt when both front wheels
went snap and volplaned twenty yards with our
wife on our arm. II a sensation OF intense and.
at the moment agreeable curiosity.
However we cannot believe that this applies to
the dear soul up yonder in Albany II fear no en-
envy but william Sulzer." quoth he. some months
ago. He has since been pointed out to himself at
dangerously close range so feels like South Para
disc.
The non-smokers have suffered much, and will
doubtless relish Sir Peter Pans reply to the editor
who has begged him to tell his readers how he
worked on a crumped piece Of tobacco wrapper
he wrote: