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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

The memory of a witness is usually
either TOO good or too had.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

Tie is q ,hought!css man who
thinks only of himself.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

Ii is tough luck when Il man mar
tics Az heiress and has to support
he's.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11
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POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Pretty soon it won't he too carly to
do Your Christmas shopping.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

If o mean no. say no--unless you
arc Il woman.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

Nowadays when a man makes a
fool of himself he claims that he was
l~lypnoti2ed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

In after years II harefaced lie grows
w%hiskers aud becomes Il tradition.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

There are a great many artists who
don't wear their hair tina way, and
fact is stranger than fiction in sew
eral other particulars.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

No m would care to let the
world see her as she really is when
off guard.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

1t is no sin to be thirty years old.
When a little man stands on his
dignity he feels as tall as Il two-story
house.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

why don't YOU run for congress-"
NO. sir replied the sensitive man.
It's bad enough to have my wife
and daughters %eternally finding fault
with me without taking a chance on
the entire American people"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

If the income tax is to be collected
from it's source. will there have to be
a. double rakeoff in every real poker
game:
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

Keep tab and YOU will discover tina
at least half Your disa appointment.
arc blessings III disguise.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

'litIlSu supply AZ ldllSy prices, uu'
justice would be done and the heavens
would not fall if somebody were no
quite SO comfortable.
. .
+" POINTED PARAGRAPHS. y
= i Is y " y = s. . y u y = .
Pretty soor it won't he too carly to
do Your Christmas shopping.
If You mean no. say ao--unless you
arc IL
lie is a near ,houghtlcss man who
thinks only of himself.
The memory of a witness is usually
either too good or too had.
Ii is tough luck when Il man mar
tics uH heircss and has to support
hev.
In after years II harefaced lie grows
whiskers aud becomes Il tradition.
Nowadays when a man makes q
fool of himself he claims that he was
hypnotized.
No woman would care to let the
world see her as she really is when
off guard.
it is no sin to be thirty years old.
When a little man stands on his
dignity he feels as tall as Il two-story
house.
After a woman forgives an injury
she keeps irving to forget that she
has forgiven it.
Keep tab and you will discover tina.
at least half your disappointments
arc blessings iii disguise.
thirty her age.
No man can waste valuable time in
an argument. If his time is valuable
he doesn't argue.
No. Alonzo. you can't always judge
by appearances. A girl with yes like
ostrich.
JOY is the peculiar feeling expert
enced by the man who counts his
money and discovers that he has all
he thought he had and 4 few dollars
moro.
New Jersey women pay he mod
estly dressed in STYLES fifteen years be-
hind the times. But New York has a
lot more population.
The public announcement that Or
tie McA1anigal is going to South Amer
lea may he intended to deceive any
interested in his Whereabouts.
Mrs. Fankhurst will need to collect
a American dollars to hire Eng
lishmen to engage in the hazardous
business of bearing arms against the
crown.
John Lind is still the elusive little
pea in the Mexican she'll game.
Unjust make Boss Murphy of New
York feel really annoyed when. he
thinks of how easy Huerta got away
with it.
AS a bit of belated campaign news
it may he we'll to mention that Col.
Roosevelt seems to be running strong
in South America.
If the income tax is to be collected
from it's source. will there have to be
a. double rakeoff in every real poker
game:
There are a great many artists who
don't wear their hair that way, and
fact is stranger than fiction in sew
eral other particulars.
why don't YOU run for congress-"
NO. sir" replied the sensitive man.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

After a woman forgives an injury
she keeps trying to forget that she
has forgiven it.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

No. Alonzo. you can't always judge
by appearances. A girl with eyes like
Il dove ma have an appetite like an
ostrich.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

No man can waste valuable time il
an argument. If his time is valuable
he doesn't argue.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

The worst is yet to come. Nat
Goodwin announces that he has fin
ishcd his book.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

At least one has to take a good de,,
less for granted than in the old DAYS
when skirts were made of stcrner
stuff.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

but it is a shame to ask a girl g.
thirty her age.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

As a bit of belated campaign news
it. may he we'll to mention that Col.
Roosevelt seems to be running strong
in South America.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

Joy is the peculiar feeling expert
enced by the mar who counts his
money and discovers that he has all
he thought he had and 4 few dollars
more.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

What has become Of the -old FASH
toned people who used to refer to a
dance as a hoedown?
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

New Jersey women Vay he mod
estly dressed in styles fifteen Years be-
hind the times. But New York has a
lot more population.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-11

Unjust make Ross Murphy of New
York feel really annoyed when. he
thinks Of how easy Huerta got away
with it.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
CONSIDERATION.
Bishops and Abbots at st.
Anthony's Hospital
Tuesday.

Next Tuesday will be one of the
most memorable days in the history
of st. Anthony's Hospital. this city,
in charge Of the noble Franciscan
Sisters. On that morning will take
place with elaborate ceremonial the
solemn conservation of the hand
some new chapel of the Sacred Heart
of Our Lady of the Blessed Sacra-
ment, including the three marble
affairs. The conservation ceremonies
will begin at 1880 o'clock in the
morning and will be followed by a
Pontifical high mass. Right Rev.
Joseph Chartrand, Coadjutor Bishop
OF indianapolis, will conduct the
conservation ceremony for the main
altar, and the Right Rev. Edward
NJ. obrecht, Abbot Of Gethsemane,
and the Right Rev. Athanasius
Schmitt, OF st. Meinrad's Abbey,
will be the consecratiing prelates for
the other two affairs. Right Rev.
Denis O'Donaghue, Bishop OF Louis
Vile, will preach the sermon for the
occasion. The three marble altars
and the communion railing, which
are works OF art, are the donations
of Miss Lillian Pearson, of Phila-
delphia. A banquet will be ten
dered the visiting clergy at the
conclusion OF the high mass.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
COMMITTEES
Named For the Year For
Central Committee,
c. K. of a.

The regular monthly meeting OF
the Central Committee, Catholic
knights of America, at st. Mary's
Hall on Friday night of last week
was we'll attended and interesting.
President Schalda named the fol-
lowing standing committees for the
year:
Entertainment-Wil William NJ. Hig-
gins, Patrick Holley, Oscar Maier,
Tony Heicken, Charles Hill, Ben
Kruse. Charles Falk, G. w. Mat
tingly.
Membership-John ]. Score, Jo-
seph p. McGinn, w. T. Meehan, Fl.
A. Veeneman, Michael Reichertr
Henry Schulten.
Ritual-W. T. Meehan, Eugene
Mccarthy, William Cushion, John
Soeder.
Press-Gen. NJ. Reichert, William
NJ. Higgins. John ]. Score, Patrick
Holley, H. A. Veeneman.
State President Score brought
greetings from the Supreme Dele
safe Col. poter Manion, of Hepder-
son, who is expected to pay a visit
to the knights of Louisville before
The Supreme Council meets in Wash
ington. Gen. Michael Reichert re-
ported the results of the meeting
and conference held at the Church
Of st. Francis of Assist, which gives
promise for a new branch soon after
Easter. The committee were given
cordial reception by the pastor
and men Of the parish and feel con-
fident of success.
A communication was received
from the knights of Columbus invit-
ing the Catholic knights of the city
to participate in the retreat to be
given at the Cathedral. The invita-
ton was accepted and all who can
we're urged to join with the X. OF Q.
and also bring their non-Catholie
friends.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
WELCOME
For Supreme President of
Catholic knight and
Ladies'.

The Catholic knights and Ladies
of America, with branches in nearly
every Catholic parish in Louisville,
Jeffersonville and New Albany, will
entertain their Supreme President,
Charles H. Marr, Mayor Of Wyan-
dotte, Mich, on his initial visit to
the Falls Cities on the evening OF
Wednesday, March 26. President
Marr will be accompanied to this
city by Supreme Secretary Henry
s. Hayes, and the attorney for the
order, Hon. Fred ]. Crowley, both
of Chicago. The distinguished Wis
itors will be met on their arrival
here by their Entertainment Com
mittee, and in the evening will be
escorted to Robinson Hall, Seven
teenth and Main, where an elaborate
entertainment will be given in their
honor. An interesting programme
has been arranged, special feature
of which will be the address OF
President Marr, who hopes that all
the members in the three cities will
be present 10 hear -1finl The evening
will be concluded with refresh
ments, and the committees have
spared no efforts to make the even
ing a memorable and enjoyable one.
Thomas keenan, will preside and act
as master of ceremonies.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
CoNNELLY-BUTLER.

A marriage of widespread interest
IN Louisville Catholic circles will be
solemnized with nuptial mass at
81. Cecillas church at 6 o'clock on
tho morning Of Wednesday, April 10,
when William j. Connolly will lead
TO the altar Miss Mary Butler, the
charming and accomplished daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. George ]. Butler. Mr.
Connolly is one of the most widely
known and popular Catholic young
men in Louisville and is the County
President OF the Ancient Order OF
Hibernians The bride-elect Is
Young lady Of many pleasing traits OF
character and has been a fayorite In
West End social circles. After the
ceremony they will leave on an ex,
tended Eastern wedding trip, and
after May 5 will be at home at 52O
North Twentieth street In advance
the Kentucky Irish American tenders
the worthy couple its hearty con
gratulations.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
POPE Plus
DEGREES Universal Jubilee
Extending From March
to December.

Associated Press dispatches bring
intelligence that Pope Plus on Mon
day, st. Patrick's day, published an
apostolic letter, which he revised
the preceding day, decreeing a uni
versal jubilee from Low Sunday,
March 80, to December 8, the feast
of Immaculate Conception, in COM
memoration of the religious tolera-
tion edict issued by Emperor Con-
stantine in the Fourth century. The
faithful must come to Rome and
visit twice the churches of st. John
Lateran, st. Peters and st. Pauls,
praying, confessing, receiving COM
munion and giving aims, or they
must visit six times churches chosen
by their own Bishops and carry out
the same. devotions. Those thus at
tending the jubilee will enjoy plen-
airy indulgence of all their sins.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22

maintained its faith unshaken for
more than 1900 years"
In concluding Bishop o'Donaghue
said he came with a good will and
good wish and hoped they would all
live 10 have many celebrations TO
honor st. Patrick and God.
Following the. Bishop came Thorn
ton Flynn, whose solo was so well
rendered that he had to respond to
an encore. Daniel McCarthy's rendi-
tior OF '"The Priests Leap" so inter
ested the audience that a pin could
be heard drop, and at its conclusion
the house shook with applause. The
irish humor and comedy and singing
of Frank and Kate Carleton proved a
big hit and stirred the great gather
ing to laughter and applause. Robert
Seymour, the blind boy, captured the
entire audience with his vocal solo
and was forced to take a position
where all could see him. Real Irish
enthusiasm was manifest and true
irish loyalty was shown when the
Stars and Stripes received even
louder cheers than the green flag
emblazoned with the harp and sham
rock when Miss Aleen Xix so charm
ingly sang They've Won Every Ma
tion's Battles But Their own" Miss
Gladys Reigers solo was we'll re-
eeived, and Miss Effie Mcdonald
sang with force and sweet voice '"The
Harp That Once Thro' Tara's Hail."
Every number was artistically rem
dered and to mark one for more
praise than the other would be un-
just The splendid programme was
concluded with moving pictures of
the Irish drama, colleen Bawn."
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
KLAPHEKE A GUARDIAN.

] William Klapheke, prominent
in Louisville business circles. mas
been appointed a member OF the
Board OF Children's Guardians, sue
ceeding Frank A. Geher. Judge
Boldrick also appointed Robert b.
Burdine for another term or three
years. The Board OF Children 5
Guardians. which has done a great
amount OF work for the children OF
the city by making fathers care TOT
them through the medium OF the
Police Court, is composed or iour
white men and two negroes. In ad-
dition TO the appointees of Saturday
the board is composed of Judge X.
w. Bingham and Leon p. Lewis and
Rochelle |. Smith and Thomas
[. Smith and Thomas Parks, col
ored. Judge Boldrick is member
ex-officio.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
Breach Has Widened and Their
Fight On Ministry Is
Weak.
Ministry VIII Remain Two More
Years and Pass Home
Rule.
REAL CALM RULES IN COMMONS

Reviewing the week in Parliament
aud the fear caused by threatened
war. Hon. T. P. O'Connor cabled the
American press that abroad every
thing for several days promised Q
tempest and even cataclysm, while
at home there reigned unfathomable
dullness. The situation in the
House of Commons presents the ex'
traordinary spectacle of new
Parliamentary session opening with
all the tranquility, staleness and
even depression which more fitly
belong to the close of a session,
when eevrybody is too exhausted 70
feel or speak excitedly.
The attack of the Tory opposition
On the Ministry is so feeble that
everybody wondered. Andrew Bonar
Law. opposition leader, spoke IN
tones of subdued moderation, IN
strange contrast with his fiery ut
terances OF the last session. Law
even went to the length oi
acknowledging that the Ministry
might remain two years more in Of
flee and carry the home rule and
other measures. In short, the Tory
leader made a speech OF a COM
pletely broken man. The demon
stration of the Tories was most
conspicuous on the night when they
attacked the home rule policy OF
the Ministry. For hours the House
of Commons remained with less
than twenty. members present, ana
tha debate at several times would
have collapsed if some of the talka-
tive Liberals had not helped the
Tories spin it till the end Oh the
sitting.
All of the politicians agree in de-
scribing this new session OF Ihe
Commons as the deadest in many
years. Apart from the enormous
siren gthening of the Ministerial
authority DIV the recent by-cleetions,
This demoralization of the Tories is
attributed to the fierce conflicts be-
hind the scenes between the rlVa,
sections of the party. The loou
takers. though beaten in the recent
struggle. are not reconciled TO ac-
cent the situation, and they maze
n desperate effort to force on Bonar
Law a protectionism motion whlca
would have undoubtedly opened all
the old sores and again exposed the
internal divisions.
Bonar Law has put his teet down
and suppressed the protectlonist
motion and added to the fury OF the
defeated food takers by appointing
as an additional Tory whip capt
stanley. brother of Lord Derby, VINO
Is especially detested by the 1000
takers as the chief organizer OF the
recent successful revolt against the
food taxes.
The situation of Bonar Law ana
the Tory party is further compn-
cated by the extraordinary choice OIL
the Tory candidate for one OF tne
two 'by-elections now being fought
the Tory candidate being an avoweu u
free trader, and therefore IN luli
revolt against the whole poilcy os o's
protection. Such a candidate, !,
sanctioned by Bonar Law woul1
look like the final abandonment OF
protection as a Tory policy ahu
would be the last word in the CON
troyersy, and close forever the dlsas-
trous protectionist chapter OF Lory
history which Joseph chamberlain
opened seven years ago.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
EXPECT LARGE CROWD.

On Easter Monday, March "a, the
ladies OF ST. Edwards church at
Jeffersontown will give a euehre'
lotto and supper at the home OF Mrs.
Mary siyori Levi. Cedar Grove sta
tion, on the Taylorsyille road. The
Jeffersontown cars stop at the door
Euchre and lotto games will start
at 2:3O in the AFTERNOON and 3
o'clock In the evening, and supper
viii be served beginning at 8 In the
afternoon. The committee on ar
rangements have made preparations
10 take care OF the usual large
crowd and viii have amusements foi
young and old
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
HOME AGAIN.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Nc
Grath Return From
Visit to Cuba.

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank McGrath and
lille daughter Helen returned Mon
day night from Havana, Cuba, where
They had been on visit Tor resi- and
recuperation for two weeks. Mr.. Nc
Grath is much impressed with the
Improvement in the Cuban capital
end states that Havana has several
innovations which far surpass the
majority Of our leading American
cities, their tuberculosis hospital,
their care of the sick and infirm,
being models of their kind, in addi-
ton to the sanitary care of their
streets and public buildings. He also
was much impressed with the enor-
nous police force used in preserving
order over 5000 patrolmen in the
employ of the city administration
preserve admirable order without
any ostantatious display or exhibition
os force. Havana also possesses, in
Mr.. McGrath's opinion, one of the
handsomest Catholic churches he has
ever seen, the Church of Our Lady
OF Mercy. which is conducted by the
[azarist fathers, Rev. Doroteo Gomez
being rector, six priests being at
tached in addition to five brothers.
The vestments used by the priests in
saying mass are of the finest quality
and contain precious stones. The
picture shows are a more expensive
luxury from the Cuban standpoint
than at home here, the admission be-
ing thirty cents in American money
and forty cents in Spanish money,
and as at home several vaudeville
features are given in connection. MI
McGrath is we'll qualified to speak
on the improvements and reforms
Instituted in Havana, having visited
there about seven years ago, but says
there is no place like the old Ken
lucky home after all.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
CHALLENGE
Sent by Priest to Gang
That Threatened
Him.

Father Philip J. Magrath, "the
fighting priest" who conducts the
Catholic Seamen's Mission at 422
West street, New York City, received
an anonymous letter Saturday morn
ing telling him to beware of an at
tempt on his life. The letter, which
was turned over to the police of the
Charles-street station, said:
Father Magrath-While I was
&C ming home from work, I stop in a
saloon to get drink, and 1 met all
the bunch from Ferry street. They
was talking about the drunks along
West street to hold them up and
they say they did not care for you
or all the cops you can get, and that
If they get a show they will stick
them up in front of your face and
that If you say anything they will
blackjack you or anybody who will
stick by you so look out for Satur-
day night. Yours truly,
"Your Friend"
Father Magrath identified the
bunch from Ferry street" as the
"Pig Alley Gorillas." The fighting
priest" has mauled several of these
and received previous letters Of
warning of their revengeful inten-
tions. Saturday night he sum-
moned one of the Pig alley persons
and sent him back to the gang with
challenge to come on. In several
dozen hand-to-hand encounters he
has had on West street since he
onaned the mission seven wears ago
Father Magrath, who weighs about
220 pounds and is nearly all muscle,
has never come out at the small end.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22

the last sacraments when the end
came. Concannon had been EN-
ployed on the building in course OF
construction at Fourth street and
Broadway. He suffered a fractured
skull in the accident last week when
scaffolding upon which he was
working collapsed, precipitating him
to the ground His home was at
Seventeenth and Lytle streets, where
he lived with his wife and two chill
dren. His funeral took place Friday
from st. Patrick's church.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
FRACTURE OF SHOULDER.

Arthur Cusick, the young son OF
Deputy Jailer Peter Cusick, met with
painful accident on Tuesday. With
number of his young companions
he was roller skating at Twenty
third and Market streets, and in a
collision with another boy suffered
the fracture OF his right shoulder.
The broken bone was set by a sur
eeon when he was removed to his
hcme at 1928 West Madison street.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
THEIR BIG SHOW.

An annual event that is looked
forward TO with much delight Is the
concert and minstrel show to be
given by the young men OF 81.
Augustine's Band for the benefit OF
the church at their hall, 1908 West
broadway, next Wednesday and
Thursday nights. These young men
deserve great credit and praise, and
under the training OF their jealous
pastor. Rev Francis Felten, are
ready TO put on the "big show" OF
the season. The performances viii
begin at 8 o'clock and everybody IL
invited. Il is expected that Bishop
O'Donaghue will grace the oepnine
performance with his presence. The
price OF admission is only twenty
five cents.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22

Irish leader in the British House Of
Commons. When they arrived the
Presidents Secretary, Joseph Pat
rick Tumulty, with a smile said he
felt that he alone was qualified to
receive them. President Wilson
shared the little green leaves with
his Secretary and other friends in
the White House,
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
FALLS TO DEATH.

Injuries received I'm an accident
one week ago last Monday caused
the death Tuesday night at st. Jo-
seph's Infirmary OF James Conean-
non, aged about forty years, and a
well known painter. His wife was
at the bedside and he had received
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
CHURCH SUPPER.

The ladies' of st. Mary's church.
New Albany. who have been socially
inactive during the Lenten season,
will entertain with a bounteous sup
per on Monday. March "a. in st. Jo-
seph's Hall, East Eighth street.
Their affairs are well attended and
always enjoyable.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1913-03-22
sHAMRocKs FOR PRESIDENT.

ST. Patrick's day found President
Wilson decorated with a sprig OF
real shamrock from the Green Isle.
From ireland on Saturday there
reached the White House for the
President box OF Irish shamrocks,
the gift Of Hon. John Redmond, the