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well. ne other day, when ! wus OF.
! wus weitin' ter my Aster-in. law. next
% the silver picture frame counter, in
Blanks when all Nv . sudden q dame,
al dolied Up In one Nv them draped,
slsshsd. un6uttonsd an subtractsd now
style gowns. approaches IKE feststsps
on horssosck an says to ne:
"win you do me . favorr
Nov. didn't know Z she wus ro,n'
to spring the old sag oout Twin In
Brooklyn an jus' havin' lost her purse,
&C.. or whsther ne had inside informa-
ton that como wv her costume had
broke loose from the hitehin' post an
she wanted aid. SO I saye wary:
"what 10 II yuh want me 10 DO,
MADAME An she pipes back:
Call up telephone number for me r
Then I thought she recognised me
frum this switchboard Joint an wuz
tryin' to get fresh, an I wus Jus soin'
to hand her one hot rum the ba. when
che apologies:
You zee. I want to dissuiss my
voice with some one very particular.
And II can't do you any harm and it'll
take only . few minutes
well. Nv course. yuh know, this here
little Ray NV Sunshine amt soin' to 10,
nothin' vital like that slip BY, % thu
deal wus on. Tho phones at Blanks Il
In the basement. next to the Iawr
mower an garden supply department
an when We arrived there wus Q 6unci
Nv men customers trytn' tn shear tn,
mos off'n the basement Moor with thes,
same machines-An' they were maxim
some noise. The dame Sivs the GIRL tn
number an then che begin instructin
IA ] wvs to set this guy on the wiz
lan' cay: Hisllo. swesthsartv Sect On
'WAatsl - taeW 0ase. 4 As'a esas bael
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&C A RENT you SD che hns
"a weather 10 here At iastr'
= asked Mr.. Rangie - he aA6
Mr.. Jar were haastnS onto strapa CON.
Ing homo In the subway.
1T wasn't % balmy ye0teFday."
grumblsd Mr.. Jar. 1T was - gray
and gloomy . day - sver I saw. ]
Just couldn't take any interest IN my
work. COULDN'T work."
"Wsu. with . bright and cheerful day.
like to-day. you could work all rsht.
ventursd Mr.. Rangie. optimiSt.
ION . day IKE to-day 4 would b q
crime to work." rstortsd Mr.. Jar.
"a day IKE to-day y an Inspiration"
Mr.. RanGis resumed. Let 10 havt
cheerful faces 70 meet the day's taasa
With sest and interest"
''0wsnkr' said Mr.. barr. 'To-dav \
all hight 10 20 to 80 baseball game
o. fishing. or 70 pick VIA towsrU-a'
II b not too early Tor vita nowsrs-
but work has no part IN the Joy Of liv
Ing. 20 far a. I'm concerned"
yet the peach and pear and paun
trsss are In blossom" said Mr.. Rangia
the cherry and apple trees. the sreA
pink and purple MAGNOLIA blooms. an
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Mr.. Jarr Has a Right Deadly Bout
With Jocund Springs Press Agents

1T means smaller gas bills and larger
Ice bills" replied Mr.. Jarr. But !
won't believe the fine weather 10 here
tin see more Of It,"
Spring 10 lyric" Mr.. Rangie in
sisted. "a lyric Of love. Of hope. OF
growth and happiness! Every sight
and every sound should tell you that. I"
The only sights see are q lot Of
loafers hansing around the corners.
And the sounds OF spr1ny are I cash
clo' and 'shad" and Btrorberrieees.'
maybe you're right"
And Gus has book beer on tap" sus-
gested Mr.. Rangle. '.And there's an or.
gan-grinder-not . street piano, but an
Old fashioned hand organ playing old
tunes-Killtoyw
M. Jarr was the iC1ll3oy.
They turned into Gus's. to hnd the 70.
NAL proprietor Of the place swearing q,
pale little man In shArtsleeves.
The pale little man was standing on
the counter At the back Of the bar
stretching netting over the miwor with
gaudy ARTIFICIAL flower here and there
to give It touch Of color.
| Ah. Gus" cried Mr.. Rangle jovdafiy
Come nh the cup and In the Ore Of
Your winter garment q repsutenc,
u ain't throwing no garments In tn,
dre." sad Gus suriily. IT you bur,
garments In the furnace you ohok,
yoursek nit the smell o( burnini
clothes. But this teller has broke thre,
sheiis and . mixing glass a. COS
ms"-
'Nsver mind" interrupted M
Rans1e, Cheer upi Cherries will 500,
Be riper'
4 amt selling cherries" said Gus
"Whatll YOU fsllers hsvef''
They sisted what they'd have. an,
Gus went hack to experimenting tn
drapins Of me mirror.
u don't see what you have q miro
for n you cover II with netting" sal,
Mr.. Jar.
Mind your businessw said Gus shor.
ly. Il gotta clean W for spring. ain
II"
That's what I was telling Jarr." sail
Mr. RanEie. Everybody should b
happy In the spring"
Everybody should be happy In tn
winter. too" said Gus. But nobod
amt. Feiers a. 10 happy 10 only fool
ing themsslvea"
That's what rye been telling him.
said Mr.. Jarr. Il think RS only falls
} alarm. We may have cold weather q
morrow. III believe It's spring when
see real indications" And he wen
| home.
, 'Looas out thers!" cried Mrs. Jarr ,
he entered the door. ''ths hoor's Jus
been scrubbed. And don't Put you
/ hand on the WOODWORK MS Just bee
painted
; "9prins cleaning. shr' asked N
! Jar. II was tslilng Ransis and Gu
! smother friend land the on Erouchs
. wouldn't believe mel that the whit
I was really over. 0svs - Q kiss. XIX
'CAsrstss wtu econ b riDsr'
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Letters from the People

A equals accsisration Of gravity t1iS
feet per second at New York and r the
time. Substitute values for letters:
n.ooo equals lao r square. r equals the
square root OF i3lS.7s plus. or about Is. y
seconds The space passed over by .
freely falling body In any second OF its
descent 10 equal to tho product OF the
acceieration and the cms II has been
In motion. Therefore IN the last second
the body win fall U.N @se. or 1885
tpius) feet. RAYMOND RonNUrSD.
Saturday.
To The nd,tos Of Ths Evsnins World;
On what day Of the week did Oct. U.
iS12. fan? r. n. 70.
"Werss thss No Reform ~ AL"
To ths pdits u rhs Essnins Word;
hear there 10 . chance that raoirl
may not be allowed. after al. In New
York this summer. II this DO true
have . higher opinion than ever Of IN,
native state and am stiil more prout
to dive IN Il. was afraid We we're soin&
to lapse back into . form Of iaWiess
ness from which Q wise Law iiftsd ~
And . reform that relapsss become
far worse than no reform At all. II. II.
How Mech Does Ne SAvss
10 The Editor Il TIE Evening woAd:
| Here 10 . little problem which Nigh
interest your readers. A friend Of min
who 10 baker had this Identical situa
zion out up TO him by the manager o.
the bakery: He buys two crates OF eggs
each Of which contains thirty dossI
egss. One crate costs % cents per dossI
and measures % egSs 70 the quart. TIL
other crate costs n cents per dozen AM
measures ~ sggs 10 the quart. How
much DOS he ave BY buying the cset
whose egss cost y cents per dossaf
| q. q
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WHY THEY CROAN.

TT WAS only expected that the Mayors proposed axicab
ordinance cmbodng the ongurg demands OF The Evening
World for lower fares, public stands and strict regulation would
raise howl from the hotel
There things the proposed ordinance does NOT
provide
docs NOT provide % the hotels shall continue their nsolcn
practice Of selling street privileges which do not belong TO them
hst they shall continue collect 100000 yearly akeof from
the taxcab companies in return therefor.
II does NOT provide that only limited number Of hoesubsi
d xab shall be safe and reliable enough for hotel guests
does NOT provide that fares shall be exobant that the
hotels axcab companies combine heretofore make
snug thing out Of it.
II DOES provide that city regulation shall make all licensed
cAbs not only cheaper but also equally safe and available that
hotel guest else shall he able to choose what cab he
likes and Of II in the public streets regardless Of whether
not he il in front Of hotel door, guest wishes to take
pv.ts cab higher there will be nothing prevent his
dering such . cab.
In Of nnumersbc strong and repeated protests Of visitors
to t city sgsinst the Of taxcb system the claim o!
the hotel propreto that their guests satisfied and want
change silly false The fact Of the best proofs
that the proposed ordinance sound and for the best interests Of
tho public the angry grow Of the hotel that it unjust It
disturas them in very particular and private graft.
The streets and The public cabs that ply in them for the
se and Of the people and not for the selfish and
shorghcd monopoly Of hotels and taxcab companies Our
csnow and pubcspted Aldermen have for fourteen months
tried avoid looking this fact honestly the face The Mayor
put squsre,y in front Of them Can they dodge t
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With . sharp call or fall fer The mush.
II he DID call. I wus TO hang up; but
II he followed my hrst play. In the
snooksy-ookum pattsr. 1 WIS TO lead
him on. She didn't want him to know
wus calm from . public place. 20
she shut the door Nv the booth. cause
there wuz such . noise outside. Then
got him. Well. say. that gink never
even come up TO the surface fer air!
He swallowed the bait an line an all.
An he had SOME soft vocabulary. hid!
Now. right here's where the subtle part
comes in.
The weather warmth up Q BIT must
a warped that door an the same stuck.
An - he got more'n more reckless with
his Laura Jean conversation got In.
terestsd. an my face must q showed II
Well. yum en- zee how II WIS. Here
WIS the dolisd-up dame. shut on The
outside. Nv the booth. tryin' to unwarp
that dor; me on the inside with q
dreamy. let-ms-dis expression on my
map: an the lswn-mower chorus Eoin
strong an drowuin' every syllable Nv
what wus sayin' over the wire. But
should worry my young Me away an
stop the sale NV lawn mowers! Nevah
well. say. when got out Nv there I,
wus FIVE calls! An when seem hel
cough up the quarter thought thu
least I could do would be TO soften thu
blow 20 I says to her:
"Our voices must sound . whole lo'
ALIKE, cause he took mo fer yuh.'
AN then I beat II. cause could se'
she wusn't fainn' fer the softened blow
not Ter q cent"
You were lucky to get BY" con
trrbuted. "Of course you haven't heart
Anything SINGER
She sighed deeply.
"well. yuh see. wouldn't "a both
cred bout ssivin' him another though
only I seen how upset she wux %
called him Up to tell him to be kind b
her"
Yes you did!"
"Yeh. Honest I did. en- I help Il II {
guy gets squiRy bout my voice over tn
wire C'n stop HIM comm here. to {
public hotelr'
And do you call that conausstr'
sneered. deliberate theftT'
DO I cal, II one?" she echoed 4
sublime confidence. Just pipe the sol
lockst. lax. Its plugged an he's
J Stone In the middls-no chip! guss
that ioolEs like Nils Hotel stu1-not
! N. wAatr
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The Days Good Stories
Unlike the Lawyer Men.

THE Moirrly Monitor h telling this little
story on lswy~ thrrs. 1t happensd Ia
Juige Tcdford's court, and the witness
was . negro woman. whose reply 10 every quer,
Vas II think So
Finally The opposing lawyer rnss and pounded
on the desk. Now. you look here" he roaesd.
you cut that thinking business aud answer my
questions. Now talk
Mr.. lawyer Man." ssh the witness. M
IAwy~r Man. you will have 10 'scuse me.
sinx Hike. you t~rneys. I can't talk without
thndn'. "-Ksnsas CITY Times.
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spaaish sts.sssaphy.

uD0ouoD vteoo0woUnys
- - D1lAss q n Bvsaing wosid:
Here 10 somsthing that may interest
an proat many stsnographers; caa
some expert reader inform mo what
opportunities and possibilities ere open
70 stsnogrsphsrs who are capable OF
rssdins and trsascribins Spanish
X. Y. z.
letA asa i5th AhssnAnests.
. ~ nAitss d m Evssins wossd;
WHIST ere the aixteeuth and Seven.
tsouth Amendments to the conStatu-
tIou 81 the Uaitsd 6tates7
GREGORY w. J. CULLEN.
ne sixteenth Amendment provides
Tor ne Income Tax. This has already
been certified by me Secretary Of state.
The Seventeenth Amendment provides
tor ths Direct Election Of Senators. II
hes bssn ratified BY the necessary
thlrty-six States, but the oficiai notid.
cation Of this fact has not yet been re-
cstvst BY the Secretary Of state.
Ne.
- ~ Edltcs Of M Evening Void:
u II true that there Il . special iaw
nat makes Il . Greatsr or more serious.
y punishable 06enss TO strike . man
vho wears glasses than to strike . mar
80 docs not wear glassesf c. I.
III TAst 00tOOo Fset Fall.
- ~ eAitas Of M Evsains wosiA
% reply 70 2. L. X. regarding the
I tine Of descent and the space passed
ever N TIE last second u . body drops
>&foa . hslglt OF 5000 feet ! would saS
(6leDminC the BODY to b small and
Ao3Doeet - ~ 70 eliminate the resist
~ q H. air snA Nat ths body start'
/ q eBeD 40 ~ solutien b - follows
- oQpaAa 9 y = square. 10 whtuA
. Qr1D u1oo paaoe1 ever mn Seeu
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TSe &! g:!%SSSSa

the bright yellow what.you.may.cail.
'sms. and IN TIE other fragrant bios
SONS Of spsingi Can't you anell themf..'
mot In he subway" snssrsd Mr..
Jarr. Anyway. what's the use Of
getting fused W? A few warm days
may be only April fool. % Tar ~ pleas.
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ant weather II concerned"
'You are sure one merry little COM
panion," said Mr.. Ranxie ~ they got
out at their station and climbed up the
stairs to the street. but isn't It hne
70 gst homo from business by daylight
againf"
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] ~ yum leW!'
"Subtler"
"Yeh. One Nv
them rob . m
plays-F re Q Q h
farcs situations
that the critics
talk about. II they
have Just q stsall
. n o I hsrsd In
onions. Whist didn't
aSrse With them,
when Msy seen the
01ay.
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The Passing
M Ma0NHteh.

o
a
in
"'"~
land He wandered to Salts House The place
par "~
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A Mysterous
Fortune.

F1pp
thanked
evaded his
' w "''
Of his
to Of
ana
'A'n ~henr she Nved him or merely playing
Pip shared with his hum Herbert
Al did
Maswch the convict he had
Magwch had
Now OF
Tor MS work Pip was aghat His
much -
Almost he
.aey were rowing out to the ship government need In
Magwh
into the river When dead
was w. N~--
day later faithfully by Pin
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good talking what California needs Of TIE best
a 10 kind Il on tie way.
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|Conquests of Constance
The Dark
Horse


Copwtsfk. 1918. b TAs Psso Publish
en- EEw Connie hailed me- 1--WE
had one NV thsm-what yuh
cali-,subtie experiences since
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The Stories of "A
yFa nous Novels
By Albert Payson Terhune
DOOO0OOODOOoO000O000O0NosO0O

% cine New York; Evening mhi.
No. N-"GREAT EXPECTATIONS" by Charles Dickens
IS0lIPs real Philip Pp, blu he little
important that Pip" He orphan
and lived with his shrewish
~ big gentle Joe Garsery blacksmith village
Wandering In
and ne Next day
the convict engaged
lusged them both back
Maexitch The other was
Compyson smooth genius.
Magwch
under pain Of death should be
Soon country
little Years before the
not stirred out Of doors let sunlight
She had adopted founding
bringing all
them
fell
boy His childish gil snubsa no cd tsu
III M..A.L... 4 Haviham
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and still believing his dear boy" as he
protese. was overjoyed to be with him. But
conv1cts death Pip learned from him two lmpor
nrst' that Conpeyson was the man who hs
Miss Havsham: second, that Estella WA.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-04

Good pitching and timely batting, gave
Georgetown well earned victory over
the nine from the Maryland Agricultural
College yesterday, 5 to !.
Coach Hartley trotted Lynch gu; to
the pitchers mound and the youngster
delivered the goods. letting the Farmers
down with but three hits In the nine in
nings, no two of which came at any one
time.
While Georgetowns total number Of
hits was small, they were delivered at
times when they would do the most good
and were large sized healthy clouts with
whiskers. NJ. Mnlcahy led with a poke
on the nose for three bags in the fourth
session, which scored two men, and
Lynch and Connolly slapped out princely
doubles, one of which blossomed into a
score
Neither club claimed any prizes for fast
fielding, although the work. taken as a
whole. was pretty good. Lednum, sec
ond baseman for the Aggies. let three
chances ooze through his init out of the
six that came his way, thereby capturing
first place in the error column.
With good support, Hoffecker would
have held Georgetown to a much closer
score. at least two of Georgetowns runs
being partly the result of misplays
Score:
The Washington herald., 1913-04-04
WILL MEET
BROOKLANDERS TODAY
Ryan, of Catholic University, to Op-
pose Robertson on the
Firing Line.

Charley Moran's Catholic University
team will meet Amherst this afternoon
at University Field, Brookland. in what
should prove one of the closest games
played so far by the Brooklanders Am
herst has one OF the strongest clubs in
the history of the New England institu-
ton and expects to give the Red and
Black team a good rub. Last year Am
herst was shut out by Catholic University
and ii hopes to turn the tables today
Robinson, who has done the best work for
the Purple and White in the games ii
has played in the South already, will in
all probability be sent in to do the fling
ing for the New Englanders, and if he is
going right, the Brooklanders may find
him a tough proposition.
Tom Ryan will likely be Coach Moran's
choice for duty on the firing line, with the
possibility that Chief Greene will relieve
him in the last Few innings for work.
out in preparation for the game with
Cornell next Tuesday. Smith, the sec
ond string catcher of the Brooklanders.
may be given thorough trial behind the
bat in todays contest, as Coach Moran
is exceedingly anxious to find out just
what he can do. The game will be called
at $3.50 o'clock.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-04
Griff Will Keep Boehling.
Boston Braves Here Today
sesses the Necessary Ability Despite Recent
Poor Showing Other Sport Comment.

and wait The Phillies have been such
an uncertain proposition in the past that
their followers will be satisfied to do the
cheering after the 9Th of next October,
f they are permitted to do ii then.
It's the ideal condition of affairs too
This preseason cheering is not the ideal
joy. The time that unalloyed happiness
comes to the fan Is when his favorite
team has battled down the stiffest kind
of opposition and raced under the wire
at the finish, winner by nose Therefore,
/ will not even venture a prediction at
this time for either team. But l do hope
that October 6. 1913, will find frenzied
mob on Lehigh Avenue watching the
Athletics battle the Phillies for the
worlds title.
Jack Egan, the young catcher who was
laid low with foul tip during the last
week of the Nationals stay in Char
lottesville, was able to be out in uniform
yesterday and may get a chance to per-
form in one of the exhibition games be-
fore the American League season opens
WILLIAM PEET.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-04
NOTES OF THE GAME.
Dodgers looked good.

First licking for the Climbers.
Joe Boehling could not get his hall to break.
Besides. his straight one would not go where he
wanted it, and when he served his famous slow one
the Dodgers generally waiting for it, Better
luck next time. Joe.
Red Smith, the Brooklyn third sacker was the
man of the hour in the first when ne drove three
runs over the plate with screechng double to left.
Jake Daubert played his usual CLASSY game at the
initial bag.
Ray Morgan's work at second of the
features. The Baltimore lad felded in grand style,
and. besides. handled the willow effectively.
Dutch stengel dropped Milans low liner to left
center after a hard nun. II would have been some
catch had he held on to the ball.
Benny Myers. the former Toronto slugger. clouted
one past Foster and through Shanks' legs 80 hard
that before the ball could he returned the infeid
the right fielder sitting the bench.
Daubert caught Foster Hat-footed IN the fifth when
he laid down perfect hunt the midget making no
attempt to get the first sacker.
Fisher came close to robbing Mcbride of hit in
the same inning. when he PUT his glove in the air
while running back into left field after line drive
The hall hit in the glove. but promptly bounced ont
Joe Engle could not locate the plate for back
stop Miller, the first man to face him on relieving
Boehling in the sixth
Nationals played sloppy ball not looking like
the same team which performed last week.
Raglan had the stuff. one scratch hit by the
Nationals in the first five innings will show.
Moeller's bunt in the eighth did not roll quite
far enough and he thrown out
Manager Griffith was not in uniform The Old
Fox, in his street clothes, warmed the bench
Benny Meyers was the recipient If much kidding
by the bleachetites when he returned to his place
In night field after raising strenuous objections to
strike that the Umps' called on him.
II yesterdays game is TO be taken as a criterion
Bill Dahlen has team that will cut quite a fig
ure IN the coming campaign. The outfield is
especially strong, while the inheld likewise has
much strength. Fisher at short and Daubert at
hrst, are men that you'd he hard to improve upon
The Washington herald., 1913-04-04
Inability Hit Causes Nationals Lose
Georgetown Beats NJ. A.C.;
Virginia Downs Cornell
Winning 5-1-Orange and Blue Lands Game
by Eighth-Inning Batting Rally.

Charlottesville, Va. April 3-Cornell
fell before Virginia here today in the
best game played this season. by score
of g. to S.
5 The Southerners started or to a good
lead, getting two runs in each of the
first two innings. but several misplays.
coupled with a batting rally by the Red
and White, put the latter one to the
good until the eighth
Lille started the eighth by tanning, but
Fitchett followed with a clean single
to center. He took second on an infield
tap by Beckwith. and scored on Stick
leys drive to left for two sacks Cor
nelis shortstop dropped Green's Texas
Lacquer. and Stickley came In with the
winning run. Score:
The Washington herald., 1913-04-04
LAND
Third STRAIGHT GAME
Pennoch, q Recruit Twirler, Holds the
Phillies Helpless in
Pinehes.
FIVE TO ONE TELLS THE TALE

Philadelphia, April 3.-For the third
successive time the Athletics completely
outclassed the Philadelphia Nationls ana
won today. 5 to ]. Only ninth-inning
rally, which was quickly nipped by
Macks team, saved the Phillies the ig-
nominy of q shut-out.
Pennock, an Athletic recruit, and a for
mer Wenonah Military Academy star.
held the National League representatives
helpless before his benders. being espe-
cially good in pinches.
Manager Charles Doom has begun 10
cut the strings to the extra men on his
squad. Buck" Taylor goes to Montreal.
and Catcher Loan and Pitcher Stanley,
to the Portland team, of the Pacific Coast
League, in trade for Rowley, a backstop.
There will be no releases in the Athletic
camp until Connie Mack returns from
his trip with the Yannigans. Score:
The Washington herald., 1913-04-04
CORNELL SOCCER TEAM
DEFEATED BY YALE MEN
Contest Marred by Injury to TiIlou, Of
Ithaca, Who Breaks
His Leg.

New Haven, Conn.,. April 3.-Yale de-
feated Cornell, to 0, today in the first
intercollegiate soccer football game of the
season, but the game was marred by a
distressing accident. Walter j. Tillou,
right outside for Cornell, collided with
Shepard, of Yale, and as they both tried
to kick the ball their legs became in
tertwined and both fell. The snap Of
a braking bone was heard the length
Of the field, and a moment later it was
announced that Tillou's leg had been
broken half way above the ankle. His
home is in Buffalo, and he, with Capt
Davis and Lynch, were playing a most
aggressive game for the visitors.