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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24

In the course of an educational lee
ture the speaker made this assertion:
I'VE owe much to heredity and en-
vironment."
When he had finished and the audi
ence had arisen, a man whose knowl-
edge of the dictianaIy was limited,
walked up to him and remarked:
You said in your speech that we
owe much to Heridity and Environ
ment. Now. I never heard of that
firm before and 7 know I don't owe
them one cent"-Septembe National
Monthly.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24

not as side issue so that the teach
ers should wait upon the convenience
of the physicians in the carrying out
Of the plan.
Teachers Endorse Plan.
Mrs. McReynolds, the principal of
school No. 20, and Miss Olive Andrews,
principal Of school No. Al, both en-
dorsed the plan and thanked the do5-
tors for their kindness in making the
inspection possible.
DR. L. deM. Blocker spoke concern
ing the movement as having its In
ception in a preliminary investigation
OF schools made a year or so ago. and
was very much pleased to see that
some definite action had come out Of
the work He regarded the conserva-
ton of childhood an absolute neces-
sity. He also limited at some Difficult
ties and desired the widest education
of the parents UPON the value Of the
plan.
Mr.. w. P. Cunningham endorsed the
plan and stated that the power OF
public sentiment was amply proven
that the physicians were begging the
teachers for their cooperation upon
a project for which the teachers had
striven to have accomplished for a
number of years.
Dr. DA1emberte said a last word in
pressing home the need for systematic
CO. operation.
Supt Edwards fittingly brought the
meeting TO a close by placing the
meeting upon record as extending
vote of thanks to the physicians, en-
dorsing their plan of action, and
placing the teachers at their disposal
after the school session has opened.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24

SUPPORT GIVEN
MEDICAL ASSN.
LARGE NUMBER, REPRESENTING
VARIOUS BODIES, ASSEMBLED
AT PUBLIC SCHOOL BUILDING
AND HEARD ABLE DISCUSSIONS.

InM enthusiastic group OF about forty
persons representing the Civic League,
home and school leagues, public health
and public school commissions, the
Escambia County Medical Society, y.
NJ. c.. A., the City Teachers Associa-
ton and various other civic bodies,
met at school No. l yesterday after
noon to discuss plans and methods for
the Inauguration of the proposed med
ical inspection for the public schools
of Pensacola.
The gathering was informally called
to order by Or. H. F. Borst, represent
ing the special committee of the Es-
Gambia County Medical Society. in
which he briefly announced the desire
for cooperation upon the part Of the
physicians OF the city and suggested
that County superintendent A. S. Ed
wards preside.
The meeting was then thrown open
for general discussion, in which Mr.. J.
II. Sheriff. outlined some plans which
had been adopted in other Cities and
indicated the value of CO. operation
and system DR.. Kennedy stated that
the greatest need for the success OF
the plan was public sentiment and
thanked the press for its part in Pen
sacoIa. DR.. Kennedy stated that the
board OF public instruction had agreed
to cooperate with the committee of
the medical society, and that index
cards had been printed and physicians
appointed to secure data. He also in
dictated that where defects are found
In children whose parents are unable to
have a physicians attention that such
attention would be furnished. Medical
inspection, continued the doctor, does
not end with the child but includes
the building in which they are housed.
He also declared for a movement
which should eliminate in the passage
of medical inspection law by the
legislature of 1915.
Health Greatest Asset.
DR. c. Il. Hutchinson endorsed tho
plan proposed as practical, and stated
that the greatest need of the day was
the conservation Of health, the nations
greatest asset.
Mr.. Tyler, instructor in the high
school and president of the City
Teachers Association, stated that the
matter was of great Importance and
should be treated main issue and
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24

Continued from First Page)
the home owner.
give due weight in it's deliberations to
such measures or policies as tend to
relieve the producer of the handicap
of this economic burden and establish
equitable relations between producer,
consumer and the distributor of prod
ucts
IF the agricultural millennium does
not arrive in the near future it will
not be for lack of agitation in behalf
of plans to bring it about. Scarcely a
day elapses but some new scheme is
proposed. having for its object greater
Yields, higher prices for products of
the soil, lower prices for what the
farmer buys, cheaper money or some
other thing calculated TO ameliorate
unsatisfactory conditions This makes
for progress, whether it brings prog
ress through these agencies or not for
the farmer is thereby stimulated to
think for himself and to work out his
own salvation.
Comfort and prosperity on the farm
lie at the base of our national well
being. But sometimes we think there
is a tendency TO overdo the matter Of
attempted relief through the medium
Of mere mankind. To his hands and
to his intelligence are entrusted the
solution of problems OF national con-
Germ which affect our entire citizen
ship
Mr.. Sanford said the point has been
reached in the evolution of the SHOW
the farmer" movement when some
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24
Chew it after every meal

Misses Grace and Julia Renfroe and
Claude Cocker will leave for their
schools at the end of the week
Mr.. Beal, The Journal man, was in
our town Monday.
We are all glad TO gee Mr. Colxer
out again after a few days serious
The children are looking forward to
Monday, when school begins We OK
pect to have a good attendance this
year. If the patrons will be as pro-
gressiye as our supervisor, Mr.. Clay
we believe We win have an Al school
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24
BODY Of NEGRO
REACHES HERE
REMAINS OF JOHN BENNETTE,
KILLED IN BIRMINGHAM SUN
DAY BY A WOMAN, BROUGHT
TO PENSACOLA.

The body of John Bennette, who
was killed in Birmingham Sunday by
a woman, reached here yesterday aft
ernoon. Benefits home was in Pen
sacola and he resided here practically
all of his life going to birmingham
a few months ago. The remains were
sent here for burial.
Funeral Notice.
The funeral of John L. Bennette will
leave the residence of w. j. Bennette
and wife, No. SIT North B street at
2:30 p. m. today. Interment at Zion
cemetery. Friends and acquaintance
invited to attend.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24

She-Mr. Tawkins claims to be quite
a mountain climber. He (contemptu-
ously)-Mountain climber! Why, he
couldn't scale fish.-Boston Trans
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24

a guest at the home OF Mr. Renfroe
Sunday.
DR.. Cocker of Pensacola, spent Sun
day with his parents.
Mrs. John Watson, ST., is visiting
relatives in Repton, Ala.
Miss Maggie Hardys friends were
very much surprised to learn OF her
marriage to Mr.. Horace Booth on last
Friday.
Miss Matte Wilson iq visiting her
brother i'm Bagdad
Mr.. VIII McVoy of Pensacola, spent
Sunday with home folks.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24
Farm Credits, Parcels
Post and Good Roads

CONTINUED from First Page.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24

broad, comprehensive plan for central
and responsible control and co-ordina-
ton of effort should be agreed upon.
He said that a successful movement
for the advancement OF agriculture
must depend in the last analysis upon
the farmer himself and that the great
army of husbandmen are already on
the right track.
Farm credits, betterment of country
schools. good roads and parcels posts
were among other subjects also dis
cussed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

San Carlos-H. H. Park. Cincinnati;
r. E. Denham and wife, Illinois; j. b.
Armes, New York; A Thornton, New
York: J. l. Robbins, Alabama; H.
Grace DeF'uniak; L. E. Jacob, Jack
sonville; L. A. Trowbridge. Chicago;
M J. friedman, Kentucky; s. Klein,
Cincinnati; P. o. Dozen, New Orleans;
Ben 3. MADISON, GreenvilFe; c. Daniel,
New Orleans; J. w. Boardnan, New
York; J. NJ. Collins, New York; S. w.
Holland, New Orleans; f. A. Garrett
and wife, Louisiana; J. E. c. Johnson.
Syracuse; w. " Oliver, Ohio; D. j.
Pellingue, Louisiana; Mr.. and Mrs. NJ.
Evans, Cincinnati; G. NJ. Fitch, New
York; R. Y. Porter, Greenville; A. B.
Ware Atlanta Edw. CHASER, New
York; Fl. d. Clifford, Atlanta; L. c.
ParnelL Chicago; J. w. Stands, Flor
ida; J. B. Hamilton, New Orleans; A.
G. Dorgan, Mobile NJ. D. Houghton,
New York; w. Newburger, Jr., Mo-
bile: P. G.. Dorr, New Orleans; j. 7.
Mccarthy, Gainesville; A. A. Rolf,
Chicago; E. w. Brown, Nashville; R.
p Gouldy, Oklahoma; W. L. Ewing,
New Jersey; o. J. Dykes, Mobile;
David Cohn, Memphis; w. g. Mamp-
ton, Atlanta: c. T. Broyles. Birming-
ham; r. B. Bell, McDavid; G. W. Tut
wiler, Mobile.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-01-28

ftige Oebs, bns iinb bic !9auptfenn=
aei6en bes beutisen S9angbai. Ser
WeftlGnber unb Der GbineIt, bic ii6
ouf Saanghaier 8oben gum pirt>
f4uftli4en Wettbetperb 3%uiamaenfin>
ben, troeen our 8erbreitung be: mos
terialiitiidm geitanbteile ibrer &ulz
tur Bel unb bermifhen iie 5u einem
9an3en, bas i~einerfeits einsa neren
MoteriaIismls BARTLETT unb Die Bfps
9ploeie Der Stabt beItimmt. @eil
es Sdangbai an elmer bsIebenben
Gultur manselt unb bic Stdttsn, tpp
tie gepfIset pirb, fpdrIi6 gsiat finb,
10 bab tie geeen bic acknowledgement
Rebrbeit hineiifder unb psI.Idnbis
iher materiali5tif9er &ultureinfliiKe
nibt an5utdmpfen permogen, erbdIt
bas Stabtbilb etpos &aItes rno @bz
ipeifenbes. 9esbalb 1T Sdangbai
fir ben feiner empfinosnen @sits
Timber ebenfo lpie fir ben gbineIen
Elm ,D6es Rsf."
Sn ben ausen Der GbineIen lit
Saangbai nit feiner &ultir ,obne
MaB unb Mitte" Elm Srt, BEN Der
gbelmann, i'm Slime Der 2e5reS bes
8onfuaius. flieben fpIl; es lit cine
Stabt, tpu tultureIl alIes i'm Stub
unb in ftdnbiser Hepolutipn lit, bic
INNER mebr am aern bes edtsn Gbis
nefentums nagt. Menn man toge9en
no6 iabrelaneem Mufentbolt in benz
NATURALIZATION S6aneboi Den 3ous
Der Der olten 3aiferftabt Sanqtf6ou.
bas beute in tpenioen Stunoen nit
Der 9abn errei9bar lit, auf iih mir
fen ldBt, 10 berfteiet man ia fat
81 benz @ebanten, bab peitldrbif9.
auItur, ouf hinefifhe gsr1ditniFe
iibertroger, berbdbIi6t. Wie ihliht
unb einfud liest bic olte aoiisritobt
in Der fruptbdren gbene, unS pie
fdmubig unb unfreunbli6 stiheint
bdeegen Sdansbai nit ieinen bimz
Mediterranean SGufern urb ,autens
ben Tobritidlotsn. &ein Manber,
bob Der dineiiI9e 9elebrte, BEL benz
Der Sinn fir bos S9Dns urb Gble
ousseprGst III, nit brobenosr 5ouit
in Der Saide biefe neue G~ntuideluna
gbinos perpiini1t. iinb e ouf eipiae
pur peitIiher Rnltur unb
diiBeren 3ibiliiationsmittel bsspabrt
ieben mOdte.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-01-28
6nnntfhnn IL RE Gtnht her Sc.

| Sangti6ou lift bic @tabt ber sc.
lebrten bieIes S9lags. SroB ibrer
regen 9anbeIsbe5iebunsen, bic fe NIT
ben 9dfen Der 9ineiiiden aiite uns
terbalt, brdngt ii9 benz 8eobahter
bic materinliftii1e Settle bsr TIT
9ungtI6au gepflesten auItur nidt
berausfurbernb in bic Nusea. Sn
ein5slnen StabtteiIen liegsu in gleid@
formiger ginfa9bett slatte 9dufers
reiben, in benen in re~gelmdbigcn Nbs
itdnDen elm idmales, nit DsrfhnDrs
felten Steinitulpturen ber5iertes Gins
gangstor bineinsefdnitten 1T. Nur
felten lit es benz Musldnber psrgOnnt.
einen Bid in bos 2eben 81 ipsrfeGk
bos ii9 binter bieIen peiBen 6arss
mouern obfpielt. BORT brinnsn
bsrri9t nod bes oIte unoerfdlidte
China, beiIen tDpii6er 8ertreter Der
bebriIIte @elebrte lit. Das Gdreien
bes Illtogs psrbaIlt in ben itillen
Soften. Sober 3oll IN benz gepobs
ner bes 9auIes lit 81, bas betbf bns
feline, o~bgetpogene, niirbig ~abgeneHsne
8ens6msn, bas ben Gbelmann i'm
fonfu3ioniiden Slime ousmodt. .6ins
ter ienen Mauern lit bos edte China.
Muf elm poar @epiertfuB lit bic nin,z
iifde Sbeallonbf9dft NIT einsm Ges,
ben @ebirgsgrotten, fdIanten 3tbern.
gobillpns unb benz @oIbfii6tsih 5us
Tammengeprebt. Dem WeitlGnotr trs
Ideint es bi5urr; benz dineiiIden
9eiiBer nit fetnen bebrilltsn @elebrs
tenaugen biintt es Elm Stiid aus BEN
8on3en berausgefbnittene Notur.
Seine rdufdenoen Sefte NIT anglo
omerifaniidem Ginfhlag, ipie iie in
benz tulturfranfen S9angbai Mobe
iinb, perben in ienen 5Guit,n ats
feiert. Die bD1fte Dtftesfrsnhe gss
nisbt Der 9ausberr, iuenii er einipe
oleidgeitimmte Srennbe, bic fd 10
piirbepoIl nnb gemeFen beipsntr uie
aufs feinite obseitimmte puppsnfptrfs,
gum Mabl IGbt, iih nit linen bsim
W.in, Der in tleinsn IdpF1ca gts
reicbt pirb, an ben psrlen AiutTldtr
Didttunit srgDbt. unb in timer Biz
bers nnb muiitrsi9en GprnMe
fdpelst.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-01-28
@eaenidte in Gbina.
S6arsbai tnb Sanstidau stuei grub.
berihiebeue Gtabte.

adumIib Iiesen Die StdOte
G4ongbai unb 9ansti9ou alr $50
&ilometer poneinanber entferat; Seits
lid adblt Der 4bftanb Der teioen
Stdote elm Sabrtaulenb. SAensboi
1T baS Speifelbafte Gapd6S elmer
peItIdnbifd=dinefi9en 3e%rrbiIbung,
9angti4au TT cine S6opfuns Der
dineiiIhen Ilsorudstultur. SGpn
bag 4eubere Der beiben StGb!e Seigt
uns, ipeI4 bsri4iebsne 8rdf!e bort
BET Der Mr6eit lparen. S6anahoi 1T
aus einem tleinen 6ii9erborf eripads
fen. Setner siinitisen 2ags ON
Spangpn tpesen lpnrbe es uns,ipollt
gu benz plob eema9t, ipo bas Wuss
Lamb einen 8sriibrungspuntt nit
China fudte. Seds Sabrsebnte bas
Ben seniist, Inn oas 6iIherborf bos
ii9 nod in bic dins1ii1e llmlp.l! sins
fiiste, gu einem 3errbilb gu maiden,
bas Der WeltlanSer jebt nit einem
nsitsoitli6en wlnbebaeen betritt. !Ssute
lift G9onsboi cine Wsltitobt. Mebrs
itSdiee Gte;nbautsn, eleftriihss ai9t,
GtrnBenbobnen. 10000 GurrpGer,
rsinroiIise uno mii1rnHise. Elm ses
ipaItiaer 6anbsI unb i'm iibriasn ssis
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Me9t i'd meihefbaft.
Sd piirbe meine Wirtfdaftertn beis
taten, trobbem ie teinen pfennig
@eIo bat, aber bic ganse JamiIie lit
lsibsr b~asegen!!1
sWas tiimmert sic brnn Sbre Jas
milie?"
sMeine GamiIis 1T ia aud ni1t
basessn =. Die ihrigs!'
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-01-28

9FpreuBen Fat i'm WerbGltnis
Diermal tpeniser Gtdbte as ban
grOb9srsostum 9sftu.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-08-15
Seems to Prove Scholars Theory.

The introduction of reindeer in
Alaska has not yet in any degree JUS
titled the predictions Of those san
guine persons who declared that 1t
would speedily add much to the meat
supply of the United States, especially
on the Pacific coast. However, the
civilizing and stimulating effect of the
possession OF these animals upon the
naturally intelligent and adaptable
Eskimos has been well worth while.
It recalls the theories OF those schol-
ars and philosophers who have held
that the difference between Europe
and aboriginal America, in the ad-
vancement of human life, was due
chiefly to the fact that the former
had the services Of the horse, which
the American Indians lacked until the
white men brought that fine animal.
but came with 1t to subdue and STAY
the natives.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-08-15
LONG HEAD is BUSINESS ONE
Shape More Important, This Writer
Says, Than Size-Some Noted
Examples.

London.-A writer in an Indian pa
per states that heads have changed
remarkably during the last quarter Of
a century, owing to the advancement
Of education, which is materially af-
fecting business men and women by
developing the mental powers. The
person who will hold the reins Of
command in the future will be the
long headed individual, who is fast
surprising his wide headed brother.
The shape of the head is of greater
importance than its size, and the best
literary type Of head varies from % to
2315 inches, but up to 24A inches
may be found men Of powerful H.
tellects. Heads that succeed in bust
ness and in manufacture and mech
anism are usually large, wide about
the ears and forward, with a broad,
though not always a high forehead.
Heads that succeed in educational,
literary, scientific, analytical and ar
tistic pursuits are generally long, pro-
portionately narrow and high, with a
good development forward Of the
ears. Sir Thomas Upton, H. Gordon
Selfridge and Sir Joseph Lyons are
among the men who possess heads
which may be accounted somewhat
ideal types OF the class OF business
men who will lead in the future.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-08-15
Minq|inq Els Politics With Virgil and Horace

A CCORDING to Arthur Krock. that
IA bright luminary OF a favorite Blue
Grass paper, who loves to mingle his
politics with the classic honey OF Vir-
gil and Horace, Representative McDer-
mott of the stock yards district in Chi
cago is lacking in his appreciation of
the beauties of the dead languages. Ar
thur, with a cigar one and one-half
yards long. in a voice which would
have soothed the raging brine, told
this yarn in the press gallery.
Robert Gordon. who is now ser
geant-at-arms of the house." said Ar
thur, studied Latin twenty years ago,
when he was a schoolboy. and evil
IDENTIFY he clings to knowledge of 1t.
Two members of the house got into a
wordy row few days ago. They
reached the point where they began
TO roar at one another. Mr. Gordon,
sergeantat-arms, sat nervously finger
ing the mace surmounted by the in
toxicated eagle which Is the symbol
OF his authority.
III l had my way he said to the
stock yards statesman, I'd pitch them
out nolens volens'
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-08-15
Site Of the Garden of Eden.

About 5000 men are at work on the
region between Babylon and Bagdad,
which Sir William Willcocks thinks
was the site of the Garden of Eden. At
present it is an arid desert, but the
Turkish government seems deter
mined TO do for ii what Anglo-Egypt
has done for the lower Nile. Sir John
Jackson is 10 perform feats on the Eu-
pirates by building barrages, so as to
suffuse the arid regions with the fer
tilizing waters OF the river. At first a
district OF 100000 acres will be irri-
gated. at cost of s7.50O,000 after
which the value OF the land, now prac-
tically nil. will be at least $4,000. 900.
When entirely irrigated Sir William
Willcocks estimates that this resus-
citated Garden OF Eden will have &C
quired value of $3.50. 0Oo. 0OO.-Youns
Churchnan-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-08-15

The Rev. David Thompson, D. T..
of the Presbyterian mission in Japan.
recently celebrated the fiftieth ami
versary of his arrival In that
country as a mission worker. He
assisted in organizing the first Pro
testant church in Tokyo, and for
years served as interpreter to thu
United States legation. During his
connection with the latter office he
translated. among other documents.
the original Japanese penal code and
code Of criminal procedure, which
were published in the United States
in 1881. DR.. Thompson has also made
many other translations on various
topics. Now, at the age OF seventy
eight, he is still active in the cause
OF religion, taking part in the gen.
eral work of the Japanese church.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-08-15
Old NANNY Is Entertained by Secretary McAdoo

EOLK who know William Gibbs Nc
i Adoo. secretary of the treasury,
as an austere. dignified person would
have been surprised the other after
noon TO see him standing in the big
reception room OF his Office in the
treasury department engaged in an
intimate conversation on childhood
episodes with an old colored NANNY.
After IL was over the secretary frank
ly confessed he just had enjoyed the
most pleasurable visit he'd had since
he entered the cabinet.
The old nanny was Julia Gibson.
mother OF seventeen children and who
still lives In the McAdoo home town.
She came to the treasury department
10 call on the secretary. AID not only
was she received. but she was enter
tanned for more than an hour while a
crush OF business and visitors. as we'll
as treasury officials, waited.
Incidentally the secretary Is treasur-
ing what he believes to be an invalu.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-08-15
Welcome the College Farmer.

When a young fellow has finished al
agricultural college course and returns
to take up his work on the old farm,
give him the right hand Of fellowship.
More than one bright young man has
been discouraged and sent away from
the farm by some relative or family
friend interfering with his business
and leading the old folks to believe
that he was going wrong. Though he
may not tell you so. In words, the
young fellow has come home with the
intention Of making the old farm the
best place on earth. Such young
man needs encouragement II you
can't give him few kind words. keep
your mouth closed. Don't discourage
the boys initiative. Give him a show
to work out his ideas.-Philadelph
Farm Journal.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-08-15
TURN TO THE MODERN STEPS
Writer Thinks Nevada indians Badly
Advised in Forsaking Tribal
Dance for Turkey Trot.

The once noble red man has suf-
fered much at the hands of his pale
face conqueror He has exchanged
his hunting grounds for reservations,
he has traded the warpath for the
trail around the bases. In place OF
the forest primeval he now inhabits
the circus tent. He has bartered a
continent for firewater and trousers.
AS If this were not enough, the
tragic news comes from Nevada that
he has sounded still another depth OF
ignominy. Abandoning his tribal
dances, he has taken up the turkey
trot.
Before this revelation all the old
illusions as to the dignity and self
respect Of the American Indian fell
with a crash. Not even the most per-
fervid admirer Of Hiawathas people
can picture them in the mazes OF the
trot without shudder. A turkey
trotting Indian deserves no greater
respect than a turkey-trotting pale
|, face clerk.
/ Why the red man should seek to
change the ghost dance for the trot,
the snake dance for the bunny hug
or the fire dance for the grizzly bear
is a mystery. While the Indians an
cient gyrations may be trifle more
dignifled than the latest menagerie
movements, they are only slightly less
barbaric than the dances which now
hold the floor in polite circles. The
difference in savage energy Is hardly
worth the substitution.
With Terpsichore gone mad. we
may look for an early retaliation by
the dansant .paleface for the raid
which the Indian has made upon his
dances. The snake dance and the
warwhoop will be taken, in turn, and
made a part of the turkey trotter's
repertoire. Even at this late date Lo,
the poor Indian, can't make trade
without getting the worst Of it.-New
York Evening Sun.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-08-15
"Jawbreakers" Cause Much Laughter in Senate

"a" said the senator gravely. while
the secretary had been doing very we'll
| hope he will read this clearly and
distinctly"
Coal tar products known as anidine
oil and salts and various other ar
ticles," began Mr.. Rose, blandly and
halted.
Il protest" said Senator Gallinger
He is not reading the complete para
graph"
Mr.. Rose appealed TO Vice-President
Marshall, but the latter was obdurate,
Pitching his voice SO 1t reached for out
side the senate chamber and with an
agonized expression on his face, Mr..
Rose called off the various items.
"Toluidine, xylidin, cumidin, bini-
trotoluol." he chanted "Binitrobenzol.
benzidin, tolidin. dianisidin, naphty-
lamin, diphenylamin, benzaldehyde.
benzyl chloride, nitrobenzol and nitro
toluol northumberland
At this point the gravity Of the SEN
ate gave way and members joined the
galleries in burst OF laughter.