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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12
THRONE GOAL OF RUSSIAN PRINCESS?

Is the prince of Wales, heir to the
throne of the British empire, the goal
at which Grand Duchess Tatiana, the
slxteen-year-old daughter of the Rus
sian Car. is aiming in the race for a
husband. In which she is said to be
competing with her sister, Grand
Duchess Olga. two years her senior?
The young people are second cous-
ins. but are said to be much fascinat-
ed with each other and TO be alto
gether willing that speedy announce
ment OF their betrothal be made.
King George and Queen Mary OF Eng
land have announced they will visit
Russia at Easter time, and It is ex-
pected that official cognizance may be
given the love match at that time
The young prince Of Wales saw
much of Grand Duchess Tatiana, who
is said 20 be one of the most beauti-
full children of royal parents in Eu-
rope, when she and her sister accom-
panied their mother to England on a
visit. He had eyes only for Tatiana,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12
sWlMS HOURS TO SAVE SON
Boy browns After Parent Puts Up
Brave and Prolonged Fight
to Reach Him.

New Haven. Conn.-As the result of
his efforts to save his son in a fierce
storm which swept over this section
of the country, Guilford d. Young. a
civil engineer of the New Haven rail-
road. is physical wreck, his hours
battle with the waves having taken
all his strength
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12
HIS SERMON AROUSES INTEREST

At the church congress the other
day the bishop OF London preached a
sermon which has aroused very ex-
traordinary interest. In the course of
this. he said. 81 would ask you to
turn your eyes from this world to
another; to look up from the heat
and struggle of the stadium to those
tiers after tiers of spectators who
look down upon the conflict which
they once knew so well. There they
are In their million and tens Of mil
lion. During my visit to Russia. when
4 had a long conversation through an
interpreter with the authorities of the
Russian church. nothing seemed to
strike them more forcibly than the
little connection which We seemed In
our church to have with that multi
tude. They ended by saying: Sure
ly, bishop. yours is a very unloving
doctrine: we love our dear ones in
the other world; they are close to us;
our boys speak to their mothers in
paradise as If they were in the same
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. at 81 ~
seph's hospital have succeeoeo =
building a new nose from human ~
An incision was made in the sac
Lynn Davis, a railroad employe. ana
piece OF cartlege little over W
inches long was cut from the tnl.
rib and shaped for the shattered no.s
bone. The nose is now In its no'n-
shape.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12
Second Crop of RaspberrIes.

Passaic, N. IA second crop of
raspberries has appeared on the farm
of William Henwood, a farmer Of
Athena, N. ]. Henwood visited local
newspaper Offices. bringing several
branches from his bushes bearing ripe
fruit. to prove his statement true.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12

Duchess Olga his
the beha Grand Duchess Tatiana
keeping wondering
that OF Grand Duchess Olga Crown Prince Charles Rouman will be
which Nicholas will
possibility
political
Russian England would
RENE living matter
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12
Finds FureearIna Fish.

Boston.--The polar trout, the only
fur-bearing fish. is the latest contribu-
ton OF the frozen north, according to
John Bunker Of Northwood Centre, N.
H.. who just returned from an explor-
ing trip In Greenland.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12
aroommen Act az PaIIbearers.

Washington.-Six young men who
acted as ushers at the wedding last
June OF Reid v. Dempsey Of Cleveland
and Stella W. Carmichael, acted as
pallbearers at the bridegroom's fu-
neral here
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12

highways anybody because
those living the main highways would them the value OF their
would enhanced
highway
extending
ing spirit of which is Charles Henry Davis eminent civil engineer
South Yarmouth Washington Shacklefords address
hostility Automobile
cfato
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12

the last time the father couldn't find
his son. He swan frantically about
near the boat for nearly an hour and
then, overcome by cold and exhaus-
ton, had Just strength enough to climb
upon the boat
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12

reaching
Thomas A Edison
looking wizard obeys
in West
Orange takes Of the
old
preserved for
the
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12
MRS. THOMAS A. EDISON

Thomas A. Edison is sixty-six- II
he we're to die now Il would be diff
cult to estimate the loss to humanity.
He has given it the lightning's Hash
for Its tool. He has taken the very
soul of harmony and imprisoned II
for its toy.
Every day, every night he works
in his laboratory out in those quiet.
encircling hills. literally the wizard OF
the new world. Think, just for an
instant, what the conservation OF
health and energy means to such a
man. Loss of time or strength to MIN
is loss to civilization. Disturb him,
worry him, divert his mind and you
may scatter a swarm Of thoughts that
are forming into one big idea, one
great working principle that will make
life safer and happier for your chill
dren
1t takes constant vigilance, unfail-
ing patience, perfect love when you
have a great. white-haired boy Prone
theus on your hands to look after.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-12


should
allowed
bishop acknowledging
oul assent to
public
line than know
tbought
revival the church OF belief
the saints The sermon regarded
by revolutionary"
The Washington times., 1913-02-10

land, then retain him in the Senate just by way
of giving him testimony that they think him honest
Should they sacrifice the overwhelming CoN.
VICTION of the State as to the Loriner case, and
the overwhelming INTEREST of the State as TO
lumber in order not to njure the feelings OF
pleasant gentleman who. having made some millions
out of lumber, frankly says he would be hypocrte
if he voted to take off lumber duties?
OF course, Senators Smith and Jackson both
would be hypocrites if they voted to take of the
lumber duties The lumber duties are their partic-
ular good thing in the tariff. The lumber duties
have enabled them TO amass fortunes that have been
their chief recommendation for the nonors of the
public service.
But is it we'll for great and proud State like
Maryland to sacrifice the interest of its people, the
convictions of overwhelming majority, as to ques-
tions of both economic policy and simple morality,
in order that pleasant gentlemen with large for
tunes may look after their interests instead of
the interests Of the State?
Senator Smith is a nice man. But is he nice
enough to warrant Maryland in making quite that
sacrifice for him?
The Washington times., 1913-02-10

SENTIMENT VS.. BREAD AND BUT
TER
Scene: A restaurant cabaret.
Time: u:3o p. n.
(1fr. and Mrs. A. enter. Mr.. A. os-
tentatiously extracts a dollar bill from
his pocket and forces Cd IL upon the
head waiter. They are shown to .
choice table. Mrs A. removes ner near
skunk furs and her Great South Bay
seal coat, disclosing a ready made
model Of charmeuse that has begun to
pull at the seams)
Julie. that dame at the next table has
SOME back, Ell?
Mrs. A. (on the defensive)-My back'd
look like that II had that loose maline
around my shoulders. You'd be sur
any little damages you may have IN
your skin. OF course my backs never
been the same since i had those porous
plasters on for pleurfsy, In December.
They made 1t look sort Of ripped down
the side.
Mr.. A. dnterrupting)-say Julie, I'm
goin' to splinter a bottle tonight, Just
Tor the celebration.
Mrs. A. (fearfully)-Now, I wouldn't
be toe extravagant, Sam. That order
you got today isn't really closed yet.
MT. A. (confidentlyl-0h. sure! It's
as good as closed. Gee!'The biggest
order I've had since Noyember' 1893.
Mrs. A--Who did you say you got
Mr.. A.-Blank & Blink. of Louis-s
Vile. Ky. Their buyer. Thomas JEFF
Tom talks about an order to me, it's
as good as cinched. Toms very fond
of me-has been for nine years and
more. Sure that orders closed. Wen
have a Bronx first; and then a pint of
Mrs. A. (gigglingo-wen. ~ YOU
say so. SAM But il seems awful ex-
travagant to me. After we've been
to the theater, too. in two dollar
seats,
Mr.. A. Gaughing loudly)-Aw. come
on, Julie. make a noise like a SPORT
Whatre you goin' to eat? Now don't
take lobster salad. Take something
like sweetbreads and broiled fresh
CThe orchestra begins to tune up.)
Mrs. A. (delightedly)-Oh, they're
going to begin the cabaret. Just i'm
agine. these places don't BEGIN even,
until ,,1 half past eleveu' Isn't 1t gay
(They give their order The orches-
ira plays "DiNie" amid wild applause.)
Mr.. A. (sourly)-Now, will you tell
that tune? That amt Northern tune.
Why don't they play The star-Spangled
Banner?'
Mrs. A.-Oh, it isn't so inspiring.
Mr.. A. (grunting)-Aw,
(The waiter brings the cocktails and
the wine cooler.)
Mrs. A. (enthusia siastically)-Look, Sam.
isn't that boy who's going to sing hand
some?
(The boy in. question begins to intone,
cabaretly, when the Midnight Choo-
choo Leaves for Alabam"' by the au-
thor of that sterling classic. ma Bald
head Baboon Boob
Mr.. A. leaning over the table ex-
citedly)-See? Alabaml Another South
ern State. Can't they write songs about
anything UP north?
Mrs A. (keeping tlme)-Its a nice
song, Sam. OH. look, There's that
pretty little girl we saw sitting at a ta-
BILE when we came In. She's going to
do a turn, too.
IThe girl renders the ballad. my
Homes in At-a-lant-a-a G, Az
Mr.. A. (rattiing the silver on the ta-
ble)-what do you know about that, Do
YOU think I'm paying my good money
TO come to place and hear lot OF
punks sing about a neighborhood We
licked to FRAGILE in IS? Who spends
money I'm these joints, anyway? North
erners!
Mrs. A. (nervously)-Don't talk so
loud. Sam. That cocktail must "a gone
Is your head.
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
g : e'@]@7Sg}ssa 8
Rs1 .AAO ~

cles of the very highest society. Yes
Ill have the Cackeiberry girlsr'
You were speaking about bachelors.
said Mr.. Jarr. Going TO have any
bachelorsg'
only Jack Silver" replied Mrs. Jarr
Bachelors are not In favor this season
especially young bachelors. Young mar
ried couples are entertaining each other
this season. There Is ban on young
bacheiors.''
why soy'
Its like this" explained Mrs. Jarr.
The young bachelors come to your
house and take dinner. and come and
play cards land II IL Is bridge or poker
they generally win all the money!. and
the host or hostess 10 supposed to fur
nish them what they smoke or drink.
And what do they do In return?'
We'll. Mr. Bones. what DO they do
In returnT' asked Mr.. Jarr.
Nothing" was the reply. Young
bachelors are social dead beats. II you
have a young girl visiting you and get
uup theater parties for her you have to
furnish the box seats and you have to
have your husband or a private detect
i've who owns his own dress suit to be
along with the party to pay for the
young bachelors In Washington haven't
a cent in their pockets-all their money
goes to buy advertised haberdashery
and purple silk socks"
Not Only Her
Opinion of Them.
You don't seem to have much opinion
of the gilded youth OF Washington" !"
said Mr.. Jarr.
1T isn't my opinion. It's every body's
opinion" she retorted. "That Is why
the affairs of this winter. whether for
NAL or informal. are mostly young mar
ried couples giving dinners and theater
parties to each other. 1 have to laugh
when / read about young Washington
bachelors buying jewels for chorus
girls.
why. most of the fashionably attired
young weshingt6 mans won't go inside a
street car where a lady they know Is
riding until they have seen her pay her
fare. They make me sick! And that's
why I am not bothering my head to
have any OF the younger bachelor set
at any OF my affairs.
But. for all that. my tea is going to
be a social EVENT.
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
THE PAN-AMERICAN RAILWAY.

There is an element of romance, as we'll as a
solid basis of commercial and political utility in the
vast system of trunk railways already in operation
Under construction or projected, that will constitute
the Pan-American railway
Most of the links that enter into this chain OF
steel that will bind Northwestern Canada and
Southern Argentina have been forged When the
remaining hundreds of miles have been completed
and the inevitable railroad building in Alaska has
been done it will be possible for passenger to &c,
on board his train in Nome and to travel uninter-
ruptedly and amid luxurious surroundings through
the intervening republics all the way to Buenos
Ayres go
The connecting band of rails running through
the two continents like string through the pearls
of necklace, will promote sympathy of sentiment
of COMMERCIAL interests and of political aims all
through the countries which it will traverse.
The Pan-American railway will make phys.
ical Monroe Doctrine. 1t will express in terms OF
steel the essential unity of the two Americas and
the distnctively American destinies of the two
tinents of tine Western world.
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
What's on tie Program, in
Washington Today

i
The following Masonic organizations
VIII meet tonight: Lodge-Dawsou.
No. Is z. A Royal Arch Chapters
Mt Vernon, No. 3. election: Anacos-
tia. No. Il election. Eastern Star
Ghapters-Tempie. No. Is: Columbia.
the :; following II 1. b. o. F. organizations
win meet tonight: Lodges--Union. No
II; Covenant, No u; Beacon. No. L.
and Langdon. No. Is. business. Re
bekah Degree-Esther Lodge. No. 5
degree work
Tho following Knights Of Pythias or
ganizations viii meet tonight. Lodges
Decatur. No. 3. Calapthe, No. II;
Equal, No. II. knights of Khoras-
san. Ascalon Temple.
meet tonight: National. old. Masonic
Temple: Mt. Vernon. Northeast
Temple: Anacositia. Masonic Hal,
Anacostia: Washington Division. uni
form rank. regular meeting.
The following National Union Councils
will meet tonight: Federal. No. az:
Pressmen's. No. 7s; East Capitol, Nc.
1905.
The following Red Mems organizations
win meet tonight: Usage Tribe. NJ"
6; Grand Council Of the District OF
Columbia.
Weekly meeting of the Central Labor
Union. Typographical Temple. 4s3-f1s
G. street northwest. p. IN.
Meeting of the DEBATING Society OF tee
Washington College OF Law. 7:e0 p. m
Monthly meeting OF the board of gov
ernors of the Washington Ad Club.
private dining room. the NationSi
Press Club. $50 p. m.
Heart to-heart talk to the Girls
Friendly Society of the Church Of the
Epiphany, sp. m
Benefit performance~of the Honey Boy
Minstrels," the Columbia Theater, Co
lumbia Commandery. No. :. S:l5 p. M
Meeting Of the New Hampshire Asso-
citation. so Sixth street Northwest,
D. m.
Unyeiiing OF the Belva a. Lockwood
painting. the New Willard, s p. m.
Monthly meeting OF the Stonewall Jack
son Chapter. No. 20. United Daughtsrs
of the Confederacy. Confederate Me-
mortal Hall. lsse Vermont avenue. to
night
Meeting of the Georgetown Citizens
Association. Potomac Savings Bank
Hall. Wisconsin avenue and N street
northwest. ) D. m.
Monthly meeting OF the Northeast
Washington Citizens Association.
Northeast Temple. Twelfth and II
streets northeast. 80 y. m
Concert by the United states Soldiers
Home Band. Stanley Hail. s:3o n m.
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
WOODWARD

(As an encore. the sirl gives Garry
Ne Back to Old yirginny. Mr. A
glares wildly.)
Mrs. A (qu;ckIy)-sam You're max
ing perfect show Of yourself Every
body's looking at you
a male quartet appears It MARBLES a
medley Of The suwanee River and
my Old Kentucky Honey
Mr.. A. twildly)-See; Now here's
where / get outi Waiter. gimme my
check. Spend the whole evening sing
ing about lot of-MY OLD KEN
lucky HOME-see.
Mrs, A. (sotto voce)-Say Sam.
there's a man at the table right behind
you. giaring at you like he'd Ike to kill
Iyoui
{Mr. A. turns pugnaciously. There Is
q sharp exclamation from him-)
Mrs. A.-What's the matter? Do you
know him?
Mr.. A. tan in)-Do know him.
Great gunst That's Thomas Jefferson
Sneak. buyer for Blink & Blink. OF
Louisville,
Mr.. A. Gin cold ACCOMPLISHMENTS
KENTUCKY.
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
THE MEXICAN REVOLT.

If Francisco Madero had used the iron-fstej
methods of Diaz the elder, there would have been
no uprising in his capital yesterday, no assault on
the palace, no storming of the arsenal.
Strange how those events of a crowded Sunday
in Mexico City parallel and recall the sackins of the
Tuileries and the stormng of the Bastile!
Bernardo Reyes inaugurated revolt soon after
Madero became President. II fickered q moment,
and went out in impotence and ignominy. Reyes was
captured and locked up.
Diaz would have hanged him as traitor
Later, Felix Diaz turned traitor, started the Vera
Cruz revolution, and was duly captured and i'm
pFisoned
Diaz would have hanged him as traitor.
Madero mistakenly allowed both these malefactors
to live and plot again.
Both Of them represent the worst elements Of
the centiHco exploiting class They stand for every
thing that brought the Diaz regime into disrepute
because of grating lootng, betrayng Of the coun-
try, selling out its natural riches franchises and
opportunities, to alien grabbers and sharps
Madero believed he could have order in Mexico
without using the mailed fist. Perhaps some day il
will be possible not now. He has been surrounded
by turbulence and revolt from the day he took the
chief magistracy. He ought by this time TO have
learned his lesson.
Perhaps it is too late. Another day may bring
the news that he himself is oyerthrown and dead
Ii may be taken as certain that little mercy will
be shown him, if his enemies get him into their
grasp
Mexico seethes from northwest to extreme SOUTH
The capital is suddenly become the Paris of the
latest revolution. American nterests-always alert
to urge that we ought to into the country
pretext or anoher-will forthwith urge that this Gov
ernment has reached the limits of patience and should
intervene in force.
To do that would mean to make the situation far
worse to precipitate a fanatical warfare to assume
burden of expense and bloodshed that we ought not
attempt and in the end, probably the annexation Of
large slice of northern Mexico that we don't want
or need
1t is to be hoped that President Wilson will be
as moderate and conservative in listening to advice
about Mexico, as Mr.. Taft has been. Repeated ef-
forts of American capitalists and adventures have
failed to induce Mr.. Taft to drag army into Mex
co to give real value to the rainbows of speculation
Mr.. Wilson can afford to be just as wary.
Meanwhile under no conceivable circumstances
should the Taft Administration assume to commit this
nation. to a policy that might have to be reversed
by the Wilson government less than mopth hence.
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
Don't Rush!

Ia lecture a well-known author
~ lty on economics mentioned the
- fact that in some parts the
number of men was considera-
bly, larger than that of women. and he
added, humorously:
II can, therefore, recommend the
ladies' to emigrate to that part of the
world
A young lady seated in one of the last
rows got up and, full of Indignation.
was leaving the room rather noisily.
whereupon the lecturer remarked:
in such a hurry as that."-London BY
stander.
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
AmuSements.

Natjonal-"The Red Widow" Sis p. m.
BeIasco-"Ready Money" Sis p. m.
CoIumbia-GeorSe Evans Minstrels,
Sis S-p. m.
Chase's-Polite vaudeville, 2:15 and
PoiTsEPol PLAYERS in Get Rich Quick
Wallingford." Sis p. m.
Academy-Rainey African hunt pic
lures. afternoon and evening.
Cosmos-Vaudeville. afternoon and eve-
ming.
ming
Gayefy-New Behman Show, els and
I.yceum-Billy watson's Show. Els and
Sis y. m
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
HONESTY.

commentary upon the regard one average citi-
zen entertains for another average citizen is the
action of the legislature in middle Western State.
1t passed law enabling the merchants to garnishee
the wages of dishonest workingmen who try to beat
their debts and law to prevent dishonest merchants
from cheating workngmen by false measures and
weights.
And both merchants and workingmen mad lobbies
on hand to insist that it was the other fellow who
needed watching!
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
SANDMAN STORIES.

tGol. George Harvey. at the University Club
banquet
And yet am told-and I suspect the
information will be in the nature of
news to many OF you-thst It Is a "a fe
prediction that within a very few days
the entire. undivided, solid Republican
electoral vote will be cast for Nicholas
Murray Butler for Vice President. 7
know. at any rate, that Vermont is for
him and am told that Utah. too. is
invincibly resolved"
The Washington times., 1913-02-10
rs. Jarr Is Going to Take a
Plunge Into "Four Hundred.

Plunge Into "Four Hundred"
y = RS. JARR had decided that she
Nn would celebrate the family's
/" rising fortunes-the increase
Of salary Mr.. Jarr had actually
gotten and the ample fortune
friends imagined he had gained-by
giving a tea.
As Mrs. Jarr explained, a tea Is a re-
strained ebullition OF joy-refined. grace
full, and also economical. More can be
done In a high society way. at slight
cost. by giving a tea than by any other
function of which the fashionable world
is cognizant.
What a pity we know SO few young
girls and middle-aged bachelorsr' Mrs.
Jarr mad complained. II really will be
glad when our little Emma is grown up
and can assist me In receiving. Oh. yes,
now know-the Cackelberry girls, of
Philadelphia
Mr.. Jarr looked UP in surprise at this
sudden switching Of topic.
The Cackelberry girls have been
limiting they'd like to come over from
Philadelphia to Washington to see the
Jarrs And I've been putting them OF,
as ] do not want them on my hands
for a couple Of weeks. as j had them
last fall" Mrs. Jarr went on. But IL
invite them over to assist at my tea
they won't have any excuse but TO go
back the next day.
They Can Break
Into Society Columns.
Then | can send an account TO The
Sunday papers society columns. 1t will
look grand: Assisted by the Misses
Cackelperry. of Philadelphia Philadel-
phia society columns willy copy 1t. and
that will please the Cackelberry girls
and their relatives because 1t will make
their friends very envious.
.'The Cackelberry people think all
washlngtonians who give teas are mil
uonaires. while. on the other hand.
washington people think visitors from
philadelphia are solid, substantial folks
NJ the exclusive Quaker City set-at
Ieas, that's how It reads in the society
.o,u,rus SoIII kill two birds with one
stone"
WHY this cruelty to our feathered
friends? Why kill two birds. or even
one. asked Mr.. Jarr. Besides. you
couldn't hit bird with a stone II you
tbreu the stone-that is, unless II was
an ostrich. and the ostrich was standing
Tanr rect from YOU in a different direc-
tion from which you were aiming"
"what have ostriches got to do with
what / am talking about?' asked Mrs.
Jarr in surprise. Feathers aren't in
~. this season, When | said l could
Lii two birds with one stone I simply
meant that II I had anybody knew
Clara Nudridge-Smith for instance-as-
s;sting me pouring or receiving at my
tea ever body would say, Pooh, We
know who she Isl
"Rut they don't know who the Cackel-
harry girls are, and their manners are
So rude that everybody thinks they
must move only In the most refined cir