Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-15
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JABO Plerus.

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THEY ARE throwing the blame
for the tango now on Darwin. HuN-
ley and Spencer 70 would seem that
thosc distinguished senliemeu had
eneoush 20 answer for without beins
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sR VILLA among other careless
stunts has given a slight twist to- the
tail OF the British lion. no should
remember that the lion is not as
long on fPationt Waiting ~ the
American gNernment
AND PRETTY soon we shall en-
bark upo.. another wearlsOme period
of waiting for the Elimination of
villa
THE PRESIDENT OF Leland STAN
ford rs urging Research with the idea
Of evolving Is safe and sune earth
quake, or an earthquake proof fence
Z that can be placed around cities Ia
the quake zone. The president has
lccftainlt at least given Science "a
hunch az 90 q prolific field.
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WE RUTHER think that Perugil,
who stole Mona Lisa, made n. Bona
parte feel pretty ceeaP
IN rs PROBABLY fine picture.
Z but that price certainly does make a
hit with us.
HUERTA snys he can easily throw
more than "a million men Boz The field.
Well. our advice 90 fiucrta o. that ne
better begin throwins
40 MORE chocolate In the army
I HH.a
stiugy government We shall not en-
list
WE KNOW not whence thc money
for the Christmas gift shall come
/ uuly for us 90 buy ana buy. till blind
and deaf and DUMP
WHAT Is in n given name? The
I mathematical prodigy who died ot
! Kansas City recently was NAMED Reu-
ben.
/ WHICH FRUIT o. never single
I 1.-THE pear. What fruit rcNrls in hls-
/ tory The date Which fruit do
Eunnors use? The grape. which
tree forblds suicide The olive COZ
! livol. Which fruit is held OF low
causes MOST trouble Tho medlar
What fruit does best iu "a etubhlc
ncld The strawbcrry.--Flcld and
Farm.
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A WELL KNOWN race horse own
ar said 90 q veterinary surgeon: "Huw
Is u yO;. haven't called on mo for
your account "Oh. said the vet
- never ask "a gentleman for money Pc
Indeed Then how'd sou get on Do
ne don't pas "Why. after "A cer-
tain time 4 conclude he's not gem
tleman and then I chase him FIX
change
DOC COOK Is sim clamorinR for
his rights -Hnd Judd Lewis opinCs
THAT what he needs Is left hook.
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FUE-BEAHING ush nave ucen
discovered up north one wonders
inNoluntuI.y. hoW much fur ono has
90 acquire ou ones tongue Co see fur
bearing fish
GOVERNOR OBJ johnson is COINS
$50 become candidate Tor tho prosi-
denCr The uHwr ought Go be- %
stronl card With th. urmcrs-but
wh1ts in name
THE YEAR OF the Elg wind rs now
iu ths second class Hereafter DEM 70
win date everything from the Year
Tot ,hc Big SNOW.
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MRS PANKUUgsT ls never re-
laHecd until precautions are taken tu
Z have "a force OF police waiting just
[ outside the door to catch her us She
I comes ont
+ THE FIRING of Tho mdy supt ,n
I Chic1Eo seems to have had the effect
I of red Flags on the women in that
busy little city
SENATOR ROOT mentioned no
names hut his initials is william Jrn-
( mines Bryan
THEY MIGHT go further and do
worse hg tho waE than to run Root
Tor tho presideutinp iob.
AT LEAST o., wouldn't havc as
much Patience as the present Inc
|cumbout.
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THE SENATE ought to make Do
plain. IoCaus. Dos member. ur. now
seeking thD union labor vote. tnHJ DO
iuvors threou-bour wurEdar fpr
ID, .if alone
o.
a TOPEKA man spent his last MIC
. kUI for poison with which Goo commit
suicide We should think Doc would
have ALSO saved up enough tor th,
event tH pay eariHrp uut uf town
IDWN IA Alabama tuc paper.
Hrt ura.uG ih. people Goo uu their
NHr.sWu hom'o.iug ur,y and got
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