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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
Oh, Girls! Now What SHALL
We Wear i'm Our Hats?
nv Imogena Hortense De StiIe.

Britain Rights Reserved
TVTIT shall in hats gS' our hord govern
NM bird Of paradise feah
things this country The perfectly ooolsn ana
officials the feathers from our hats and
plunsge
birds
But something
Now gsse-ycu perfectly wvn what
matter diaphanOu skirts b. must
thing
feathers pretty but they
nothing pre1er
barnyad would
other feathers expensive that
weeks salary for them2
perfectly absurd. get up
something
taxation without representation.
But that doesn't
The question is, WHAT SHALL WE WEAR ON
girls will sending
geionS These will published
Section by special arrangement with the Kind editor.
All this will be Of benent We
inexpensive Remember that
would
q steak fresh
bone is to be each day the make
Probably up enough In few
weeks purchase slice SlOin
Indefinitely.
That wouldn't style economy bu. economy has
nothing whatever to do with style My
the hat day As bone
OF the o
tect readily than they aigrete
Then again. why not made Of a
fresh eggs OF course only the weltodo could
splendid imitation
Twist $50 bill
$50 bills strips wire
$40 greenbacks not represent
quite the cost OF high bird Of paradise
With these few will
Miss Imogene Hortense st Bsnu
Easg HusbandA City We Section
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
I'm
South
America
Historical, chronological, SYMBOL
cal, Pedagogical, Metaphysical
AID UmptogicaI Sketch Of
Our Sister Continent.

~ NE part Of South America
is populated almost on
tirely by the Andes. The
Andes must not be con-,
founded with the Andy family,
for they are much quieter. In
fact none OF the Andes ever gets
into a row, but Just kind Of
sticks around doing nothing. For
all that the Andes arc bad to
cross.
TERRA del Fuego, or Land OF
Fire, is even souther than South
America. II is called the Land
Of Fire because It is so cold and
wet there that kerosene won't
burn. 1t is Inhabited by a very
low race of people. Some of
them are as low as four feet
three inches. They live prin-
cipally on food, as savages In
Vartably do, not having invented
the table d'hote.
While these savages are expert
in the use OF canoes, they show
their entire lack Of civilization
by never taking in their canoes
either mandolin or a Chinese
la tern, Shades Of the Charles
Rflarl
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
HEAR, o my son. the Instructions Of father.
g. Be thou welded to Wisdom, and lot tn

I Instructions a
Be thou welded dsushNsrS Of man
be sisters
II thou prosper and worldly goods not b
"Onen lest they aflict thee with popularity
Draw tight the purse bugn~ bank r1 ra
''DSeen tne heart OF ne Eye
AS farmer investor Ia wall str.e4 a. Is
q youth maids.
All the world doth indeed
and IN the chief place footsteps Easy
street. and his middle name Ia Cinch
. designing taketh the pannstn
ais pattern the image OF a monkey
Beware the Pharsees who add
nsth OF thy days. it's but
longer. " - ~
D. Ihou prase the face
efe but betraysth nought
ucn truth from Havana label from
me helds OF Connecticut
~ -woman's beauty recompense other
qu4Aues she lacketh; she It as a comp lment
IL And lament shs WAS
phantom delight"
L. Hast thou considered the blindness
70 hirn that ne behold the %
H. When maketh thoum
mat not-any other woman
H. How long, the State Of
'rmony? Know the q on tn.
Capital thereof ~ 80 49,"
man trap: lie get in but hard m
'1Paanstions TO a to geo out
Is Light as the falling promise womans lps TO
cherish and obey; cherish the
N~A'0n~ and to ebay HER OWN SWEET WILL
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09

Scissors Nichols has resigned
his position as flagman on the
railroad. He was out with a red
flag the other day when Da wson'S
bull got sight Of the red signal
and jumped the right Of way. He
made Scissors tango some down
the railroad track to keep from
having a rear end collision with
the livestock express Scissors
SAYS railroading Is too exciting for
him. He guesses he will get job
as umpire OF try to be president
sf Mexico.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09

Owing to the foods we had NJ
train service in this vicinity f0
two or three days, and Miss Letitb
Primrose, who sends poems to tn
magazines. didn't get any verses
back for three days and she thought
che had landed at last. When com
munication was restored they all
came back in one flock Never
mind, Letitia, better luck next time,
say we.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09

Mary Pratt, who had the leadin
and sad part in our home talent
play Tuesday. done It SO life-liks
that she made herself feel 50 bad
she couldn't so on. and the play
wuz postponed till next Tuesday
mite.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
Our Weekly Health Hint.

Don't call man a liar. except
before election
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09

(ANoTHER VARIATION OF
THE A5oVE.)
He--Would you like a lobstsr1
She--No. but I'll be a sister to
you
Stranger-How far 10 It 10
Hicksvillef
Native Depends On whether
~~AA aida * nalk-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
A Young Bagman.
Reflections of a Reflector

Imagine the disappointment OF
a football reporter who had to
write the story OF Leipsic,
mere battle.
Whoever said that all men are
liars was merely anticipating
this election campaign.
Graft is what Legitimate re-.
ward for services rendered be.
comes when I other side hears
Of it
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
Take it from
Solomon
BY ]. ]. Leibson,

1913 by the Star Company Rights Reserved
NVneN tho Queen I" shsbs Ised King Solomon enjoyed
W. ner company very much when abe left he had "a
race the fury Of sss CThe other one wa. down
WIN the m"mPa) Whom they got through him. he ren h
senss ard Pueked hIs beard Them rushing the palace
ne h"stonho'ed the FIRST come Of the tpss
AaId. Wv N""S'
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
IN THE SMILES
LETTER-BOX
POETRY.

POETRY.
TO THE EDITOR-What is
the easiest way to write poetryf
J-R. SMITH.
dictate Z to a
etc n ogrspher.-
Ed.l
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09

When Mary Bunker sends her
old man Deb to the store she
writes what she wants with an
indelible pencil on his bald head
Last mite when he went to the
Cash grocery 1t rained through his
cap, and the clerk said all that
could be seen WIZ one or two long
scratchy marks, and he didn't
know what they meant. Deb sed
they must hev bin fer to repre-.
sent chicken tracks, SOS he guest
he would take five pounds Of hen
feed.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09

Some ono stole the badge often
our vigelant police force while he
wuz attendin to his duty on Main
street Saturday evenin. The thief
will be punished to the full extent
of the law II he's cot.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09

At the Grange social wedno~~
day evenin, Herb Miners paper
napkin slipt of his knee, and in
reachin down to gift It he put his
rite ear into his bilin hot oyster
soup. He Civ a Jump and hit the
elbow of Ceph Niles, who wuz
eatin a stock Of celery. guess
Ceph would hev choked to death IL
Phil Fussey hedn't seen the fringe
stickin out and saved Ceph.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
A BAGMAN.

TO THE EDITOR-What is
"bagman2" notice political
speakers often refer to bag
men" Are they men in bags or
are they men who sell bags?
J. 8. T.
mo; they are
men who hold tho
haa.-Ed.l
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
A Few Jokes

After the Very Best Patterns.
He--Would you ike lobster?
shs-This is so sudden.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
Cherry Valley
Notes
BY Old Joe Bigger


Great Britain Rights Reserved
II " RS. MARY PFEIFFER got
MI herself into bad acci-
s% dent on the Ice Tuesday.
She slipt and fell and hurt herself
between the Grange hall and the
pustoffiA
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
THE BROKEN MIRROR.

FtE BHONEN mIHHOFs
TO THE EDITOR-Yesterday
morning broke mirror. Yes
terday lost 100000 In the stock
market. To-day lost the same
amount What's going to become
Of me. ARTHUR ALLISON.
[cheer up. Break.
ing a mirror
brings only seven
years bad luck.
You can figure
out your losses
easily: TX 365 X
100000 e. $255, 500
900. II might have
been worse.-Ed.l
Our Weekly Health Hint.
Don't call man a liar, except
before election.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-20
IS YOUR CHILD'S
TONGUE COATED2
If Cross, Feverish, Constipated,
Give "CaIifornia Syrup
of Figs"

Look at the tongue, mother! II
coated. 1t is a sure sign that your
little ones stomach, liver and bow
els need a gentle, thorough cleans
ing at once.
When peevish, cross, hstless,
pale, doesn't sleep, doesn't eat or
act naturally. or is feverish, stom-
ach sour, breath bad; has stom-
ach-ache, sore throat, dtarrhoea,
full Of cold, give a teaspoonful OF
california Syrup Of Figs" and in
a few hours all the foul, constt-
pated waste, undigested food and
sour bile gently moves out of its
little bowels without gripping, and
you have a well. playful child
again.
You needn't coax sick children to
take this harmless fruit laxa-
tive" they love its delicious taste,
and it always makes them feel
splendid.
ASK your druggist for a 50-cent
bottle of California Syrup of
Figs" which has directions for ba-
bies, children of all ages and for
grown-ups plainly on the bottle.
Beware Of counterfeits sold here.
To be sure you get the genuine,
ask to see that 1t is made by Cal
ifornia Fig Syrup Company" Re
fuse any other kind with contempt.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-20
Burlesque Theater
Opens With Matinee

A large attendance Is expected at
the opening Of the Columbia Bur
lesque Theater this afternoon at 3
o'clock.
The new theater at the end OF Wall
street, opposite the Union Depot, has
been completed. and the first per
Torrance will be given to-day, with
the White Way Burlesque Company,
direct from Cincinnati, presenting
Almost a Husband" which Is said TO
be a scream from start to finish The
company has % people in the cast.
with some of the most noted bur
lesquers in the business In the lead
Ing roles.
Beginning at o'clock Saturday at
ternoon there will be three perform
ances daily at in the afternoon and
80 and 9 o'clock at night. Prices,
10 cents and 25 cents; boxes, so cents
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-20
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION, GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" Cures Sick,
Sour Stomachs in Five
Minutes-Time It!

Really does" put bad stomachs
in order-''really does" overcome
indigestion, dyspepsia, gas, heart
burn and sourness in five minutes
-that-just that-makes Pape's
Diapepsin the largest selling stom-
ach regulator in the world. If what
you eat ferments into stubborn
Jumps, you belch gas and eructate
sour, undigested food and acid;
head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your insides
filled with bile and indigestible
waste, remember the moment
"Papes Diapepsin" comes in con-
tact with the stomach all such dis
tress vanishes. It's truly aston
tshing-almost marvellous, and the
JOY is it's harmlessness.
A large flfty-cent case of Pape's
Diapepsin viii give you a hundred
dollars worth of satisfaction or
your druggist hands you your
money back.
It's worth its weight in gold to
men and women who cant get
their stomaChs regulated. It be
longs in your home-should al
ways be kept handy in case of q
sick, sour, upset stomach during
the day or at night. It's the quick
est, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-20

one Of the most interesting events
Of the coming week viii be the first
meeting Of the Brookhaven Hunt
Club. which is scheduled for Saturday
afternoon. Prominent young girls
and men OF Atlanta VIII ride in the
hunt. which viii be the initial event
in "a series Of weekly hunts 20 be held
throughout the winter
The Hunt club Of which Mr.. John
King Dttley is president and Mrs
William Lawson Peel Is honorary
president, includes many very fine
riders. who Will follow the auiseed
bag IN lieu Of fox on an exciting
chase The route viii be laid out
over the hills and valleys surround
ing the Capital city Country club,
and there probably win be one or TWO
breaks the hunt
Misses May Atkinson and Mary Al
good Jones have been appointed
whips" and viii keep the hounds In
order Mr.. Samuel SHcer is master
81 hounds. and viii ride at the head
Of the chase.
Mr. Nvm Mccullough is vice prcsi-
cent OF the club. and Alr kOystOn
Cabincss It's secretary Among those
who will ride Saturday are Misses
Mary AlgOod Jones, Margaret Mckee,
Josephine Wirdel Louise WindcL
Mabel Drake Mrs John Hill Mcssrs.
Roy Dorsey, Willard McBurueE Rob
ert Foster Maddox, Baxter Maddox.
William H. Kiser. Lawson kiser, John
King Ottley John Ottlcy Royston
Cabincss, Hugh Inman, Wilmer L..
Moore. Ir, Freddie White, Lamar
Hin, Westervelt TerhUne and r. An
.dprs0n Stigen.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-20
Defends Himself in
Freight Theft Trial

JACKSON, TENN. Sept. 2O.-Wn-
liam Brelsford, alias Greene, alias
Evans, who, while working in the
Mobile and Ohio Railroad freight Of
fice, conhscated bills of ladlng and
reconsigned special trainload OF
grain TO himself and disposed Of one
car in Memphis for $500, is his own
lawyer and is conducting his own de
Tense at his larceny trial.
Three vars ago he broke his parole
from the Missouri Prison. and had
$4,000 worth of goods shipped to the
Kansas City. Mo-, Prison factory re
consigned to St Louis. and was in
the act Of dtsposing of II for 81 600
when arrested
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-20

Interesting political gossip which
recently connected the name of ].
Randolph Anderson. of Chatham
County, President Of the State Sen
ate, with Congressional aspirations
has switched back TO its former place,
and it is again being stated with
considerable show of authority that
he intends running for Governor
whenever Governor Slaton, whom he
Will not oppose in any event has
finished his term, either by choice or
Limitation, as the case may be.
Mr.. Anderson lives in South Geor-
gia, and II ne runs for Governor. 1t
Will be distinctly as a South Georgia
candidate, of course. At the same
time, however, he has established a
summer residence in Cobb County,
and will claim some measure of con-
sideration up that way by reason
thereof.
When Judge Richard B. Russell ran
for Governor several years ago, he
claimed divers and sundry counties
as his very "onliest' own, and gem
orally was able to advance some spe-
Cific right to consideration at the
hands Of the voters therein.
If Mr. Anderson is as good a claim
er as Judge Russell was, and likely
Still is, he will not be at all back
ward in setting up reasons why some
considerable lot Of people in every
county should vote for him.
q Ill g.
Governor in succession to Governor
Slaton-which Is looking rather far
ahead. perhaps-there Is a possibility
Of Thomas w. Hardwick opposing
him, and also a further possibility
that Gordon Lee may throw his hat
into the ring.
And. then. too. there is Speaker
William H. Burwell, Of Middle Geor-
gia, who may think that he halls from
about the right section for every
body to compromise upon.
Governor Slaton has friends who
think he may enter the next Sena-
torial race, but the Governor him
self has given no sort of countenance
to rumors connecting his name with
that suggestion.
None Of the gubernatorial posi-
bilities mentioned are counting upon
y
yet, andsto that end they are shap-
ing their plans.
Word comes from abroad that
Pleasant A, Stovall. OF Savannah
United States Minister to Switzer-
land, is more than well pleased with
his assignment in Uncle Sans"
diplomatic service, and that he be-
lieves he may be useful no less than
ornamental In his new post of duty
The Swiss mission generally has
been looked upon az rather a soft
snap in diplomatic circles, involving
quite a number OF social duties and
obligations, but not much genuinely
hard work
Mr., Stoyall believes. however that
trade relations between this country
and Switzerland may be vastly i'm
proved and increased. and to bring
those things about, he has set him
self diligently to work.
Mr.. Stovall IS, in every way, well
qualified for the diplomatic service.
and the belief is widespread among
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-20

/ his friends that he will acquit himself
with credit and distinction abroad.
The Court of Appeals is making
every effort TO wind up all cases in
which Judge Hill is concerned be-
fore that gentleman leaves the bench
to assume his duties as Judge OF the
newly created Atlanta Circuit.
No unargued cases win be heard
until the new appeals bench is com
pleted by the swearing in of judge
Roam, and in the meantime, the court
will work overtime preparing and
handing down opinions upon cases al
ready argued.
1t may be stated, perhaps, In good
taste, that the remainder of the court
parts with Judge Hill with genuine
and sincere regret. He has been a
member OF the court since 1t was
created and is very greatly loved by
his colleagues. not only for his ability
and courage as n lawyer, but for his
many fine and admirable qualities as
a man.
Judge Hill is the Chief Judge of
the Court, and has always held its
integrity and dignity close TO his
heart
The rumor that Representative
Crawford Wheatley. of Sumter Coun-
ty, may be a candidate for Congress
next year against Congressman
Charles R. Crisp, while more or less
persistent, is not being taken with a
very great degree Of seriousness.
Not that Mr.. Wheatley is not Con-
gressional size, or that he isn't popu-
lar and well esteemed throughout his
district, but that MIR. Crisp is serving
his first term in Congress, and it is
customary in Georgia to award a
first-term Congressman reelection
without protest, unless some very Sc
rious objection to his service is raised
in the meantime.
Moreover, Charlie Crisp is very
strong in his district, has had long
experience in Washington as House
parliamentarian and otherwise, be-
fore his election to membership; and
over and above all that, he is the son
Of his father, the late Speaker Crisp.
and the district would hardly turn
him down without very substantial
reasons therefor.
AS a matter of fact, therefore. It IS
hardly probable that Mr.. Crisp will
have any opposition whatever for re-
It seams to be accepted as a fore
gone conclusion, although he has
made no authoritative announcement
Of his intentions, that former Solicit
tor General ]. Walter Wise of Fay
etteville, viii again be candidate for
Congress against Judge Bartlett.
The race between these two gen
tlemen was painfully close last time,
Mr.. wise losing to Judge Bartlett by
a very close margin, and then only
in the Judges home county, Bib.
1t has been stated that Judge Bart
lett will not run again-indeed 1t has
been said that he has so publicly an
nounced-but this may or may not ne
true, 1t appears. At any rate. Judge
Bartlett's friends, or some of them,
anyway, are talking recollection fOr
him right along.
Mr.. Wise is an exceedingly strong
man, and there is no doubt whatever
that he will make a most formidable,
and perhaps a winning, candidate.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-20
CANAL To BOOM
ATLANTA, SAYS
BARRETT
Pan-American Director Urges the
Gate City to Begin Early to
Exploit Advantages.

John Barrett director general OF
the Pan-AmeriCan Union, asserted on
his visit TO Atlanta Friday that the
South occupies, from a commercial
standpoint, the most strategic posi-
ton in the world 70 profit from the
opening of the Panama Canal.
Atlanta and the remainder OF Geor-
gia. he said, will reap incalculable
benefit from the canal II the mer-
chants, manufacturers, exporters and
importers will awaken to the trade
possibilities presented.
With Clarence ]. Owens, managing
director of the Southern Commercial
Congress, he was the guest Friday
afternoon and night of the Atlanta
Chamber Of Commerce.
Trade Scramble Certain.
He called to the members attention
that Immediately upon the opening Of
the canal there would be a scramble
among the various States and among
the foreign nations as well in an ef-
fort to seize the greatest commercial
benefit from the big ditch"
Referring to his mission in an in
terview, he said:
1T is my purpose to impress upon
the business men Of the South three
important points:
First the imperative necessity Of
sending a large delegation to the
Southern Commercial Congress In
Mobile in October.
Second, the advisability of Atlanta
and the remainder of Georgia sending
ten or twenty men on the excursion
to the Canal Zone after the Com
mercial Congress is ended.
Urges South American Tour.
Third, the vast commercial benefit
that would accrue to Georgia cities
If Atlanta alone or in combination
with other important Georgia cities
would send one or two OF the State'E
best men on the trip around South
American countries which win follow
the visit to the canal.
The mission of these men will be
to tell the people of the South Amer
lean countries about Atlanta and
about Georgia, and to discuss with
them the market and trade possibin-
ties"