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The Press., 1913-09-24
NOTHING MAY BE VERY FUNNY.
Weedon GrossmIth Proved It to Henry lrvine's Satisfaction.

Weedon GrossmIth Proved t to Henry
 Irvine's Satisfaction.
 In "FrOm StItlis: tO Stage" WepdOn GrOsSmith tells Us nt lis invitation to play JnrpncS Strp {" Henry irving's Robert MArAirp He ~H!> if took his breath away. Irving told him that he had received good reports of tn" young actor from Booth and Jefferson in America and arranged to pay him E1O a week if that would be enough.
 "I didn't tell him that [ would have played the part for nothing and have willingly given premium to have done 50 df l had had the premiumI ] positively received FLO week to be in- structed in the art of acting by the greatest actor of our time: It was worth hundreds to me both from an artistic and il business point of view The pains and trouble Irving took with every one over the slightest detail were remarkable 1 admit he was very try ing at times. especially when l was doing something quietly humorous or. rather. nOthing-and he would gaze on me very solemnly and say. That's not funny. my boy. You must do some thing funny there.'
 "I proved to him. however. on the first night that sitting perfectly still on the staircase looking the picture of misery was decidedly funny: at least the audience thought so-sO much so that the great chief said to me after ward. What were you doing on the staircase that made the audience laugh so muchy
 "'NOthing.' replied
 "'All right. my boy; do 1t again. he answered
The Press., 1913-09-24
MONSON.

The No. 3 Ellis mill is being oper- ated day and night to fill orders.
 The new garage for Royce Eros. and Moffett is nearly completed and they hope to occupy it in about two weeks. It presents very attractive appearance.
 s. M. Stebbins of North Main street has gone to Oldtown, Me-, to act as superintendent of the construc- tion of a large bridge there. MT. Stebbins expects to be absent from town on the work for about three months.
 Daniel Young, who recently re- signed his position as superintendent of the dyeing department at the Hei- mann & Lichten factory, has accepted position in Chicago, III. MT. Young will go to Chicago to take up his new duties before October l.
 Invitations are out for the mar riage of Miss Mildred E. Munsell, daughter of MT. and Mrs. K. B. Mun- sell of North Main street, and Frank Holloway of Monson. The wedding will take place at the Munsell home on North Main street Wednesday af- ternoon, October 2.
 Edward Lyman Morris, curator of natural sciences at the Brooklyn mu- scum since 1904, was found dead Sun day, the I4th, from gus asphyxiation at his home, 42S East Twelfth strC ct | in the Flatbush section of Brooklyn. MT. Morris left his window open be- fore retiring and it is believed that the wind blew out the light, which he had left burning low, permitting the gas to escape. MT. Morris and his wife entertained party of friends on Saturday night. The guests did not depart until after midnight. Mrs. Morris then went to bed with her three-year old son on an upper floor, and Mr. Morris went to his own room. At 7 o'clock Sunday morning Mrs. Morris slipped into her husband s room to awaken him and found him dead. The Parkville precinct police were called and satisfied themselves that the curator's death was acci- dental. MT. Morris was born in this town on October 23, 1870. He was graduated from Amherst in 1891 and received the degree of master of arts from that college in 1895. He was an instructor in biology at Amherst in l 895 and 1896, and during the fol lowing two years was an instructor ot biology and chemistry in the Wash ington, D. O., high school. He was director of botany in that school from 1898 until 1900. In 1898 MT. Morris was director in the Depart mnt of Agriculture and in 1900 he was member of the United States Fish Commission. He had been editor of several publications devoted to botany. He also filled the position of acting cuartor of the Brooklyn museum at various times. Besides a wife and child, he leaves a mother and two sisters, now residing in Springfield
The Press., 1913-09-24
AID THE KIDNEYS.
Do Not Endanger Life When a Staff ford Springs Citizen Shows You the Way to Avoid It.

Do Not Endanger Life When a Staff
 ford Springs Citizen Shows You the
 Way to Avoid It.
 Why will people continue to suffer the agonies of kidney complaint, backache, urinary disorders, lame- ness, headaches, languor, why allow themselves to become chronic invalids, when tested remedy is offered them :?
 Doan's Kidney Pills have been used in kidney trouble over 50 years, have been tested in thousands of cases.
 If you have any, even one, of the symptoms of kidney diseases, act now. Dropsy or Bright's disease may set in and make neglect dangerous. Read this Stafford Springs testimony:
 Mrs. M. G. Converse, East Main street, Stafford Springs, Conn.,, says |: ''For a long time suffered from backache and had about despaired of ever getting relief. To my surprise and delight Doan's Kidney Pills acted effectively and soon as I began talk ing them, and soon made me feel like a different person. Another of our family suffered for long time from kidney trouble. This complaint caused loss of rest. Nothing brought relief until Doan's Kidney Pills were procured at the Eaton Drug Store. Their action was all that could have been desired. The pain and lameness was removed and the other symptoms of kidney trouble left ;
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan sand take no other.
The Press., 1913-09-24
Uses of Rarvfe9,

The greater part of the barytes pro- durpd in the United States is used as a paints. It is also used in the manu- fracture of IithOpOne. white pigment. Other uses for the mineral are in the manufacture of rubber, wall paper. as bestOs cement and poker chips and in tanning leather X use of barytes re- ported from Italy is in the manufac- ture of gOrgnnZOIa cheese. The cheese receives covering in the form of a thick. heavy crust of the finely ground material. which has the property of affOrding just sufficient protection from aeration.
The Press., 1913-09-24
Future Troubles.

Rounder-Funny what ideas come into fellows head. This morning while dressing I was wondering how. in the future life. could get my shirt on over my wings. Bounder-DOn't let that worry you. What you want to think about is how to get your hat on over your horns.-BOston Tran script.
The Press., 1913-09-24
Catarrh Cannot be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach the seat of the disease Catarrh ls 8 blood or constitutional disease and in order to cure 1t you must take internal remedies Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Halls CatarTh Cure is not QuaCk medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years and is regular prescription. It. is con- posed of the best tonicS known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces The peTfect combination oI the two ingredients is what produces such won. derful results in curing CatarTh. Send for testi- : FJ. CHENEY geo, Props, Toledo, O.
 Gold by Druggists, price 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Press., 1913-09-24
The Vision of Mankind.

Man is funny proposition"
 "What nOw!''
 "When he reads a medical book he fancies he has every disease described; but let him read the work of moral ist, and all the faults pointed out he sees not in himself but in his neigh or."-EXchange.
The Press., 1913-09-24
Both Sides.

First COmmuter It's perfect little gem. It has been the ambition of my life to buy nice little place in the country. Second Commuter- Well. | once felt that way myself. At present It's the ambition of my life to sell nice little place in the country. Puck.
The Press., 1913-09-24
Didn't Believe It.

The Young Man-Yes, kissed her when she wasn't expecting anything of the kind. The Elderly Man-A young man. q young woman, nobody about and the young woman not expecting to be kissed. H'm! Ha! Rubbish!-New York Telegraph.
The Press., 1913-09-24
Fine Recommendation.

Miss Slimdiet-So you have placed yourself under the care of a physician who reduces superfiuous flesh. Did he recommend any special diet? New BOarder-NO, madam; he simply rec commended your boarding house.
The Press., 1913-09-24
Aoains& His Will,

! !''You ought to be ashamed to spend the best part of your life. in jail" said the kind old lady to the prisoner.
 "Mndam." replied the convict, don't blame me for it. assure you that 1 am here against my will" = Detroit Free Press.
The Press., 1913-09-24
lnAallAnA

Knicker-Is Jones smart enough to set the river atire? Bocker-No. but he is smart enough not to get up to build the fire himSelf.-New York Sun.
The Press., 1913-09-24

'M J. BURKE'S WOOL OINTMENT 1N1O the grertest discovery of the twentieth century. For burns andscRlds, cuts and bruises. soft corns, lngrown toe nails and the only cure for piles, salt rheum and all skin diseases. Mapu- factured and sold by M. J. BURKE, Stafford Springs; also at Jacobsen's Drug Store. s3m6
The Press., 1913-09-24
The Boss Idea.

"Young man." said the boss. "I like to see you arrive in the morning feel ing fresh"
 "YcS. Sir.''
 'Dut let it end there. You have a 'ad habit of keeping your freshness up all day"-Kansas City Journal.
The Press., 1913-09-24
One Way to Make a Living.

In the vicinity of the London docks there is a man who makes money whenever he wants it by a crafty ruse He fills an old port wine bottle nearly up to the neck with water, then he pushes an old cork down the neck until 1t meets the water. The small space above iS filed with good port wine at a cost of about sixpence. and cork is gently placed in the top. He soon finds a flat on the streets who after sam bling the wine is willing to forfeit a few shillings for the bottle. whereupon the sharper speedily vanishes before the deception is discovered.-Shefiel Telegraph.
The Press., 1913-09-24
Tha Elas EnnarA.

Parvenu (going over his estate with his steward, The flax Is very short this year Seems to me they will only rhe abItn td' srhakt. Iestifldren's shirts with it. Fliegende Blatter.
The Press., 1913-09-24
RIausihIe TheoFv

'How do you suppose Steggins ever came to write me such an elaborately sarcastic letter about so slight mat ter?'
 "Very possibly" replied Miss Cay enne. "he has just employed a new stenOgrapher and is trying to show ff."-WashingtOn Star.
The Press., 1913-09-24

We must make our election between economy and liberty or profusion and servitude. Jefferson. !
The Press., 1913-09-24
Why They Fail.

It takes some people so long to be sure they are right that they never get time to go ahead.-St. Paul Pioneer Press.
The Press., 1913-09-24
E. L. BURR'S
Is Main Street.

Big Reduction on
 Everything
 to make room for
 Fall Stock. Brown Suits for only $5.0S, worth S1O.OO. Regular Sl.OO Shirts re- duced to 70c. Regular soc Shirts re- duced to 3Sc. $2.5O Waldorf Shoes for $1.S0. Remember there are only a few pair of them left. Big bargains in Caps. Regular price $l.OO, now 00c.
 Ladies' JuIiets only 70c a pair while they last. s. KUSLANSKY.
The Press., 1913-09-24

}''.'.'''a ts' js ExtrGmess. s%s.ess. issj. fl i 'I ran out with my new machine" "What happened? s.sy -.>>ssra.:
 ssI got run in.''-Baltimore American
The Press., 1913-09-24

Lt3,n' of local interest IKen from the solu 1n7
 of The Press, thirty years ago.
The Press., 1913-09-24

TOR SALE-A 4-tenement house on I Prospect-st. Everything in good repair. Cord Inteiest on money invested.
 8tf FRED FONTANELLA.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13

be begun and holden Il: the Court
House in the city of l%Iartville, in
said County, on the eth day of APP
ril next. and on or before the third
day of said Term, if the term shall
50 long continue-and if not, then
ON or before the last day of said
Tcrm-answcr or plead to the petit
ton in said cause, the same will be
taken as confessed, and Judgment
will be rendered accordingly.
And it is further ordered, That a
copy hereof lie published. according
to law. in the Mansfield Mirror a
weekly newspaper printed and pub
lished in said Wright County, Mis-
souri,.
4 true copy from the record.
Witness my hand and the seal o.
the Circuit Court Of Wight County
this 10th day of February, 1913.
(SEAL) john n. PRYOR, JR.,
Circuit Clerk
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13
THEY COME N GO

But Long Tom is still doing bus
mess at the same old place.
Painting and Paper-Hanging of
all kinds.
| have just received 1913 Wall
Paper samples from one OF the
largest Wall Paper houses in the
middle west, and notice the prices
are a fraction lower on the best
grades of Wall Paper. | will
cheerfully call and show samples.
Telephone No. 127.
Respectfully,
TOM DEAN,
ADV. The Old Reliable.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13
NOTICE

FIRST Published February -, 1913
Notice is hereby given, That Let
tiers of Administration on the Estate
of Klass Poort, deceased were grant
ed to the undersigned, on the 23rd
day of January, 1913, by the Pro-
bate Court of Wright County, Mis-.
souri,.
All persons having claims against
said Estate, are required to exhibit
them for allowance to the Executrix
within six months after date of said
letters, or they may be precluded
from any benefit Of such Estate; and
if such claims he not exhibited
within one year from the date O
last insertion of this publication
they will be forever barred.
This 18th day of February, 1913
JOHANNA POORT,
Executrix
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13
TRUSTEES SALE
It Published JAmuary %, 1913

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Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13
ORDER OF PUBLICATION.
First Published February IS, 1913


stateof Missouri, &C.
County of Wright. -
In the Circuit Court,
April Term. 1913.
Thomas +. Bogart. Plaintiff,
W.
Jane Ponder, if living, if rot, then
her unknown heirs, consort, devil
sees, donees, alienees, or immediate,
mesne or remote, voluntary or III
voluntary grantees of the said Jane
Ponder, and Pearly Gilley and Les
ley Gil;ey, Defendants.
At this day comes the Plaintiff
herein, Thomas f. Bogart, and files
his Petition and Affidavit, alleging,
among other things, that Defend
ants, Jane Ponder, il living, if not,
her unknown heirs, consort, devil
sees, donees, alienees, or immediate,
mesne or remote, voluntary or invol-
untary grantees, and Pearly Gilley
and Lesley Gilley are not residents
of the State of Missouri:
Whereupon it is ordered by the
Clerk. that said Defendants be noti-
fed by Publication that Plaintiff
has commenced a suit against them
in this Court, The object and general
nature of which is to correct and
, reform a certain deed made, eXecut'
ed and delivered to Charles Bogart
by one Absalom Miller and Jane
Miller, and to correct and reform
, another certain deed made and exc
i cuted and delivered by Sarah Gille,
e to Charles II. Bogart, each of sale
u deeds %purporting to convey thu
Northeast quarter OF the Northwes
quarter of Section thirteen 13)
q
Township twenty-eight (2S) Rang,
.e fifteen (15), West, and to dctermin
y and quiet title, by virtue of tn
Statute of Limitations ana unde
the provisions of sections 1879, 1873
p, and 253S Of the Revised Statutes c
. 1909 of the State of Missouri, an
:, that unless the said Jane Ponder,
n living, if not, her unknown consorI
., heirs, devisces, donees, alicnces, c
immediate, mesne n remote, volur
tary or involuntary grantees of sue
- Jane Ponder, and Pearly GiIlcy an
Lesley GiIley be and appear at thi
Court, at the next term thereof, I
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13
LEGALS
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

ORDER OF PUBLICATION
First Published January 30. 1913
State Of Missouri, =.
County Of Wright, !
In the Circuit Court.
April Term, 1913.
The J. s. Brown Bros. Mercantile
Co., Plaintiff.
VS..
W. F. Buckley. Defendant.
At this day comes the defendant
herein. W. F. Buckley, and files his
Petition and Affidavit. alleging.
among other things. that Plaintiff.
The J. :. Brown Bros. Mercantile
Co.. is not a resident Of tie State
OF Missouri:
Whereupon it is Ordered by the
Court. that said Plaintiff be notified
by Publication hat Defendant has
commenced a suit against ii in tins
Court, the object and genera! ma
ture Of which is to review and set
aside a judgment rendered by the
Court at the September Term, 1872,
thereof in favor Of the Plaintiff
therein. and against the Defendant
therein, this petitioner, in the sun
of $1,000. and that unless the saiC
The J. S. Brown Bros. Mercantile
Co.. be and appear at this Court, a
the next term thereof, to be begun
and holden at the Court House II
the City of Hartville, in said Coun
ty. on the 9TH day Of April, 1871"
next.an on or before the third da
of said Term. if the term shall :
long continue-and il not. then 0
or before the last day of said Teri
answer or plead to the petition !
said cause, the zane will be take
as confessed, and judgment will
rendered accordingly.
And it Is Further Ordered, That
copy hereof be published, accordir
to law, in the Mansfield Mirror.
A True Copy From the Recor
Witness my hand and the seal
the Circuit Court Of Wright Count
this 28th day Of January, 1913.
(SEAL) JONI y. PRYOk. JR.,
Circuit CIcr
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13
GUARDIANS NOTICE OF LETTERS
First Published January 80, 1913

Notice is hereby given that the under
signed was, on the 9th day "f January,
1913, appointed guardian OF the person
and estate of Frank 4. Cantrcll, an idi-
and that letters Of guardianship were
issued to him by the probate court of
Wright County, Missouri, bearing date,
9th day Of January, 1913.
Al persons having claims against the
estate Of said Frank A. CantrclI are re-
puircd to exhibit them for allowance
before the probate court of said county
within two wears from date Of the pub
I]icatiun Of this notice, viz: Both day o.
January, 1913, or they shall be forever
barred j, K. GHLELAND, Guardian,
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13
The Old Reliable.

Mrs. w. A. Black and son,
Francis, were here Saturday af-
ternoon from Mansfield. Mrs.
Black is associated with her hus-
band in the publication of the
Mansfield Mirror, which is a great
Improvement over the former pa
rers published there.-Seymour
Citizen.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13

For the next 80 days we will
make you a special discount of
on all Buggics and Hacks for cash
or bankdblc notes, 50 now is the
time to buy you a tirst.class John
Deere Bupgy or Hack
Adv j. d. REYNOLDS.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-02-13

Subscriptions taken at tn" Mirror
office for any periodical published.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-05-01
FORMER BURLINGTON
GIRL COMPLAINANT
Miss Martha Poulaillon Alleged That
Dentist Attacked Her in His Office
in New York City.

New York. May l,--Dr. Albert G
Roy, dentist. AZ years old OF l59 Sixth
avenue. is held in 81 800 bail by Mag
istrate Herbert in jefferson Market
court for examination on a serious
charge preferred by T-year-old girl
who visited his Office.
The complainant is Miss Martha Pou-
laillon of 12s West Eleventh. street
daughter of Charles Poulaillon, owner OF
the Lumere JougIa Plate company OF
New York and Paris, with headquarters
at - Fifth avenue. She was born in
Paris and recently graduated from Well
lesley college. The family moved from
Burlington, VT, to New York, where
her father has an extensive business.
According to the story told the police,
the Young woman visited the doctors Of
flee unattended late Monday afternoon
to have tooth flied
"He removed one filing" she declared,
"and then suddenly asked me to step
into side room and wait while he pre-
pared a new one. went into the room
and sat down on davenport. | had
leen there only minute when he came
in and shut the door and bolted It. Then
he attacked me. / fought and screamed
and managed TO free myself but my
clothes were torn and my arms black
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-05-01
Best Medicine for Colds

When druggist recommends rem.
edy for colds, throat and lung troubles,
YOU can feel sure that he knows what
he is talking about. c. Lower, druggist,
OF Marion, Ohio writes of DR.. Kings
New Discoyery II know DIR. King
New Discovery is the best throat and
lung medicine ] sell. II cured my wife OF
severe bronchial cold after all other
remedies failed" IL will do the same
for You if you are suffering with cold
or any bronchial throat or lung cough.
Keep bottle on hand all the time for
everyone in the family to use. 1t is a
home doctor. Price soc and Sl.00. Guar
anteed by the Red Cross Pharmacy
Adyt,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-05-01

and blue. | ran to fathers Office on
Fifth avenue and he took me at once to
Judge Swami, friend of the family"
Acting on the advice OF Judge Swami,
the police were notified and Detective
Vitsch placed the dentist under arrest.
When arraigned DR.. Roy declared he
had given the young woman gas to have
a tooth extracted, and that while coming
out OF the anaesthctc she had been the
victim OF Authorizations. He was rep
resented by Adolph Mayer, lawyer of
East Eighth street, and bail was fur
nished by Vincent Fortunate, dentist
of | Union square.
Acting on the advice of Asst.-Dist.-
Atty. Dickinson, doctors from Bellevue
made an examination of Miss Poulaillon.
They declared that no tooth had been
extracted, nor had any gas been given
her. The magistrate then issued another
warrant for Roy's arrest
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-05-01
Notification of Deposit Books

The bank commissioner Of the state Of Ver-
mont has designated the month Of May. 1918.
as the time for the verihcation Of deposit
books in all the savings banks of Vermont.
In accordance Herewith you are requested
TO forward your deposit book by mail or
bring il to US, as is most convenient for you.
for verihcaton and at the same time you
will please give your correct address, Books
received by mail will be verified and returned
at once. We desire a prompt response TO this
request and suggest that you retain the en-
velope covering the book in your possession.
Address your communication to
THE MONTPELIER SAVINGS BANK AND
TRUST CO..
Montpelier, Vermont
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-05-01
How's This?

We offer one hundred dollars reward
for any case OF catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo, Q.
We, the undersigned have known "; j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable IN all business trans
actions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE..
Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Testimonials sen,
free. Price, 7b cents per bottle. Sold by all
druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-05-01
GRANITEVILLE

"The Ragtime Four tlst well-known
Barre quartet. will furnish the enter
tainment at the baseball fair Thursday
evening May /. This is the same quar-
tet that made such hit at the Pavilion
last Friday night. Don't miss this; it is
a treat. Dancing after the entertain
ment to music by Harris orchestra. Ad-
mission, Zoe
Public dance in Miles hall Monday
evening, May ), Riley's orchestra. Every
other dance a plain one. Admission soc.