Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-02


We came, we saw-we compromised.
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It's easy to find trouble or an excuse.
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A broken head is not what it is cracked IN to Be.
Some people would rather go broke than not 90 at all.
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The nervy man is never embarrassed long at one time.
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A man with a crouch can find fault where it doesn't exist.
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s Lincoln never worked a hodup game on county fair visitors.
There isn't anything more pitiful than a hero out Of 4 lob.
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1t is almost as hard to be a good %neighbor as iii S to have one.
The best way to throw dice is to throw them into the gutter.
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Some girls never get over being romantic while they remain
A little ad in the Saturday, News is harder to beat than a
piled egg.
One never realizes what a soft snap one has until one loses
pes teeth.
No, Alonzo, you can't tip a waiter enough to make hin lose
S6s balance.
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nj Don't stint the living in order to strew flowers on the graves
~ the dead.
A woman says things she doesn't mean; a man means things
1t takes a pessimist to worry over a job lot of possibilities
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If a man tells his troubles to his wife she sees to it that he
aaRs plenty to tell.
M Some men fail to meet their obligations because they are
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M No, Cordelia, it may not be a charitable instinct that prompts
Is man to give himself away.
M BITTER AND SWEET.
Ma There is no rose without a thorn,
@ No joy without a sorrow.
ADJ The pants" that creases now adorn
M Will hang like bags tomorrow.
# There is no smile without a sigh,
nav No gain without it's losses.
NM The girls we love will by and by
2 Be our severest bosses.
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There is more worry over money than there is over the lack
Babies cry most when they realize that they look like some
Af their relatives.
@ Put the sunshine of your soul out at interest and you will
asyer go bankrupt
sA An optimist is a man who can fool himself into the belief
he is contented.
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But there is seldom anything wrong with a mans home if
VA is willing to pay the freight and let his wife run it.
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# To know q man who loves a joke
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M Does it pay to be wise? A wise man worries over a lot Of
#Wrngs a fool never thinks of.
M When a mans enemies make a display of friendship he
III lways wonders what he has that they want.
It is easier for a man to acquire a reputation for being clever
a#han it is for him to. keep it up.
If S. Glass don get into this congressional fight before
long we will be a believer in the dawn of the millennium: ~
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How happy the average married man would be if he were
only half as well satisfied with his wife as he is with himself
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One nice thing about a summer vacation is the way you can
go home and rest up after it is over.
No, Cordelia, a young woman isn't necessarily slow because
lit takes him a long time to fasten a pretty girls glove.
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4 one she hates.
Also a goodly number Of people have been done in the
name Of charity.
The man who INDUCES in spasnodie attacks Of Eeracity is
more dangerous than the long distance liar.
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Elderly females claim that the lack Of wrinkles on a woman's
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