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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
LOSS ABOUT $8.5OO.OOO
Estimated DnmnGe fO Vessels md Car
goes In Recent storms.
Especial 10 The Times Dispatch.

T'NU'UINI TO It -Ht TIne eS- UlspatCH.
Detroit Mich. November 2i-Ac-
'ordinG TO the estimates of the under
writer's carrying the risk on the steam :
crS ana carSoes lost in the storm of Il
week ago, the total loss to carsoc.; and
vessels was about sS.5c0. O0N OF the
total loss, about S3.O0000 was unin-
sured, while about $4,000, 600 was i'm.
sured. of which $2.0up 600 is appor-
toned TO loss ON carEoes and $500. 600
on the vessels. The Great Lakes Pro-
tectivc Association carried about -
ner cent OF the total risk the re
mainder being carried by American and
hritisi marin. Insurance companies
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
NO FINAL. REPORT MADE
Directors of New Haven Discuss Reor-
SaniyntiOn of COmnnnY

Boston. Mass, November al.-Reor-
sanitation OF the New York New Ha-
yen ana Hartford Railroad Company
20 meet requirements of the Sherms n
antitrust law was discussed by direc-
tors Of tn" road a their monthly meet
ing to-day.
tiSaiinS the systems trolley interests
IN western Massachusetts. its steam :
snip holdinHs, and the relations between
me New Haven and Boston and Albany.
told of their progress but msda no
final report.
Chairman Elliott said that no demand
nao beei made upon the New Haven bv
;nl'ofney-Gencra McReynolds to hasten
Its reorganization
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
c. P. SIMS UNDER CHARGES
Disbarment Proceedings Against We'll.
Known I.nwyer

Columbia. : g. November ol-Dis-
Darmcnt proceedings were instituted
IN the state Supreme Court here to- da =
against G. y. Sims. OF Spartanburg. one
oi oi inc pest known attorneys in the
state. ChargcS of nprofessional and
Improper conduct are made and more
than 100 aifidavits attached. The pro-
Geedihgs are instituted in the name q;
~. -; flnicy. OF Spartanburg and tho
petition is signed by Ralph X Carson,
president OF the state Bar Association,
ana ten other members OF the Spar
tanburG bnr 'l''''
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
LEAVE FOR CAPE HENRY
Army Officers business Connected
Win IrnpoScG Qualifications.

Washington. November 2i-A boar
Of army officers left this city Tonight
u spend tomorrow at Cape Horny, Va.
on business connected with the pro-
posed iortihcaiions TO ne established
thcr" for the defense OF WashimGto on
Baltimore aud other cities acces sSibl.
from the Atlantic Ocsan by way or the
virginia Capcs entrance To Chesapeake
Bay.
The Governmcn, is having some dini-
Guilty IN acquiring the land necessary
TOR these tortIncationS at Cape Henry
OWING mainly TO the high rates fixed
hN the owners and II is possible that
u can be obtained only by condcmna-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
HIGH RECORD IN CHICAGO
Abnormal Temperatures Throurhuut
MIs.lhslrpI and Ohin NnIirxs

weather, accompanied by southwest
winds which reached a velocity or
LOFTY miles an hour, continued might
tcihp.td lures We're reported through
o1t the Mi*Sissppi and Ohio Nnlleys
Ihc thermometer here registered -
= nigh record for this time OF Tho wear
Ihe highest temperature in tn. cen
tial DIVISION Of the Weather Hiircau
was ht Springfield. III. where ii was
-. II was Il at Cairo. 20 at Miiwnu-
k." ana Indianapolis. and Is at Kansp.
CITY and Cleveland,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
KAISER NOT SERIOUSLY ILL
Suffering from slight chm UcccrtIy
Contracted nj Iiipl

Especial cable 60 The Times Dispatch. !
Berlin, November 2i.-Thc report
that the Kaiser /. seriously i'll is do
nied on the highest authority The
truth IS that the Kaiser suffered from
slight chill. contracted during his
last inspection of the fleet at Kici. lie
cancel al his out door engaRements
Tor the next week
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
GUARANTEE OBLIGATIONS
Munsey Interests Absorb nited states
Trust Company.

Special to TIC Times Dispatch
Washington, November al-Repre-
scntativcs of FrGnk A. Aunsey, pub
!iShcr and banker. announced late to-
night that the Munsey interests had nj
sorhed the United States Trust com
fanN. az ihiS city, guaranteeing all
outstanding obligations and liabilities
During the day the trust company
had been subjected 10 run of ae-
poSitors. following runiors In local
credit
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
Visit Hospital at Naples.

Naples. November FLA number al
American navy surgeons headed by
Surgeon Washington B Grove Of the
battleship Arkansas. to-day visited the
military hospital here. Other officers
OF the Arkansas and Florida attended
q reception given III their honor by the
Naples Towing Club.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
Declared unnt for Food.

fhiladelphis, Pa, November 2l-Ab-
normal weather conditions have caused
iarSe Iuant!ties Of provisions sent 10
AGENTS OF the State Dairy ana FOOD
'ommisslon to-da% seized nearly $1,000
rounds oi hsh, game ana poultry. which
tAeN declared was UNIT for food The
maximum temperature to.day WAS -
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
PLANS NOT YET MATURED
Garrison Discusses Canal AHnfrS Wiz,
PRESIDENT.

WASHINGTON. November 81 coor.
tary Garrison conferred with President
wilson to-day on the Philippine uucs-
non ana his plans for the operation OF
me lahalna Canal. Mr. Garrison 81 id
his plans for the government OF tho
ahai zone were not sufficiently ma :
tufcd TO give them 10 the President in
una, % Ioilii Ihrce new members Of Tho
Philippine Commission have bcnn
liieed upon. ana their nominations will
soon go to the Senate "
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
NEARS 100000 MARK
Contributions In y. VI. &. A.-Y. W. e. A.
CampniEn cItnch S..NfD.0N.

New York. November 21.-Thc CON
iribntion clock of the Young Womcn's
ana Young Mems Christian Associa
tons. which arc engaged here in Il two
weeks campaign to raise $4,000. OO0.
registered $100.533 to-day. and its hand
aio.99@. To-day's gifts included $50. 900
from J. II. Morgan & Company, SiO.OOO
from Mr. and Mrs. Stephen G. Clark,
ana $1,000 each from Daniel Gugecn-
heim. Herman Sielcken and william
Nelson Cromwell.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
HuiIders' Vc.t sntI,rac,orx

philadelphia. November 2l--The tor
pedoboat destroyer Parker returned
here to-day after a satisfactory build
crs test over the Delaware breakwater
course. \ speed OF So.33 knots an hour
vas attained. while the government re-
puirement called for only 30 l-2 knots
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22

y High Class Table d'Hote Dinner
with excellent music, served In Red Room
at Hotel Richmond sle0. every Sunday cy en-
'ins from TO $780,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22
Dinner nj White Housc.

dlhncr was given at the White
House tonight by President and Mrs.
Wilson to tho members OF IN, brid, +,
party and few other guests Among
thosc were: Secretary cf the Treasury.
McAdoo, William Dcnnison. Major Win
ship. Paymaster John H. Knapp Felix
frahkinrtcr, pr Carey t:raNson. Lieu
tenant John Dunn, Miss Maitland Mar
Shail. Miss Ruth Wall. Miss Lucy
Smith. Miss Mary Smith, Miss Marpa
Continued OIL Elfth papnl
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22

S2.50--Baitimorc and Rcturn-s..50
York River Line. Nov. e6.
eo7 u. Main.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-22

S..5o--Haitimorc and Ret,irn--s..5O
York River Line. Nov. IS
soI T.. Main,
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Continued on Ninth Pagc.l
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Continued OF Flfth page1
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submitted, and was adopted. This
report was read hy William Ellyson.
OF Richmond. secretary Of tic general
association. The Scriptural warrant
for social service was argued in the
report by the citation Of certain
passages OF the Biblc III both tho old
Testament and the New Testament.
The problems OF tho Kingdom or God
in the world were designated in this
Continued on Second page1
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
CURLING
Ambition
Boys Seldom
Finish Trade
Education
by A. e. wINSHIP

m MUST there skiluy promoted and amply
financed movement for urbg the ambition the children q
the poor. There certainly
children of the rich and cultured and there public demand for
specially voaonang the public schools Everything
that direction is artificial
enerprisng population
urfod trade school for boys of fourteen upwards which
spending by state law about oneseven much upon the education
OF the other tens of thousands of children trade school
superintendent providing specialized
The school superintendent board papers
the employers and the labor unions sympathy with the experiment.
1t has had several enthusiastic promotion
have found hundred boys for all of these Scholarships
About fourth these they
never learn the trade selected and another fourth tired of carly
and drop out There slight prospect that they viii graduate
worthy and well qualified fifty year all the shops plumbing
apenterng iron working and pattern making The movement
interesting but the demand not tidal
In great industrial established
and attendance promoted brought applicants
one lad who willing learn the bayes trade three consented
to learn cpenterng and others would like electrical engineers
of vast wealth. believing that the demand
left fortune for maveouy complete technical institution
not only provide free tuition and free material but free board and clothes
Tor four years. SO that have good trade wholly without
and the absence of tremendous enthusiasm for learning
ordinary trades is interesting
years ago the movement was brilliantly () launched in
Massachusetts by the appointment commission
which the state duc xpend 100000 prom
Used oneh Of the entire
shadow thereof by day by night and after elaborate
campaign Of speech making and banquetng citizens
sve lobbying in cities and towns they did succeed in starting
anything anywhere with the suspicion of trade idea in it.
"Real causesa" Well, the time has tell all
known of the real They people WHILE
they fool people long Time but refuse believe
will fool all the people all the time
suspicious of the poor amy
Of interest that has been willing
the the greed mill and factory and has
raise against the crime of child labor
It said private banquets that
the children Of the poor ought allowed
the higher lines of industrial life
Saws show where the FROM again
they 1t entirely under existing conditions
school place poor boys ambition Here
9; ;:;: ':'' ''@''s ' '' ne s' A M
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
sarloua Miataka.

The arresting officer said he didn't
know just how the trouble had start
ed; but 1t seems, according to the tes-
umony offered In police court. that
Mrs. McTigue hit Mr.. McTigue over
the head with rolling pin.
Mr.. McTigue was staggered, but be,
ing game. he came up smiling and
Knocked his wife against the ropes,
with a half-arm hook.
After sparring for an opening. Mrs.
McT1gue got hold of the rolling pin
again, tented with her left, and then
soaked her hubby over the right eye.
He was still dreaming when the po-
liceman arrived
After the testimony had been taken
and Mr.. McTigue had stepped down
from the stand a stranger arose and
said:
IT the court please, would like to
ask for the dismissal Of these people.
Their detention is interrupting my
business. and the policeman who made
the arrests deserves to be severely
censured."
Il am unable to fathom your mean.
ing, SIR" the judge returned.
Then will explain" said the
stranger. Il had secured the kineto-
scope privileges on this fight, and un-
less 1t can be resumed at once, I'll sue
the city for damages"
A public apology was then made by
the authorities, and the affair went on
to a finish without further Interrupt
ton.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
why He CHANGED His Mind.

John L. Sullivan met with some
amusing incidents while giving boxing
lessons.
One day husky young man came to
him as a pupil. He took his boxing
lesson and went home somewhat the
worse for wear.
When he came for his second lesson
he said: "Mr. Sullivan, it was my
idea to learn enough about boxing
from you to give certain young gen
tleman good licking. I've had it in
for him good while. But I've changed
my mind. II you have no objections
I'll send this young man down here
to you to take the rest of my lessons
for me. "-Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele-
graph.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Quality
That Will
Count
Among
Boys

better 1t sham. In thae notice the hyca shouts
of the horde when the flag is displayed Is this patriotism?
If America made understand the lack Of farmnded
the of dishonesty the brutal cruelty which the aged
subjected the nationwide puneng of the people by Of their
paid officers boys could be made and ahor all
ck thn these boys could be brought to work for beement
conditions for the mpantng of honesty integrity justice
patriotism would be worth while
Let work that forget fecsm
the national anthem is sung
Let first pledge boys work toward producing conditions
which American shall have proud Then let
our heads to the flag that flies such a country
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
SPIRIT IN TUBERCULOSIS WAR
Nineteen Million Dollars Expended
Last Year In Fight Against the
Dread white Plague


Nearly $ts.0o0.o0O was spent in the
anti-tuberculosis campaign in the
United States during the year 1912, &C
cording to the fourth annual statisti-
cal statement of expenditures in this
movement issued by the National AS
ISOLATION for the Study and Prevention
Of tuberculosis. The expenditures
during the year for sanatorium and
hospital construction and treatment
make the largest single item in the
total, amounting to nearly $16.S00, 900.
This is an increase of nearly $4,000,
600 over the same group Of expendi-
lures for the year 1911. The anti
tuberculosis associations and commit
tees spent over $765,000, while dis
pensaries and tuberculosis clinics
spent over 100000. Over $4,000
was spent for the maintenance and
establishment of open-air school and
fresh air classes. which is more than
double the amount spent for this pur-
pose in 1911. Official, state and mu-
nicipal expenditures outside of the
maintenance of institutions, which are
included in the other totals, amount
ed to $280,000. In addition to these
figures, about 100000 was spent by
hospitals for insane and penal insti-
tutions in caring for their tuberculosis
inmates.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Collecting Antiquities.

Slopay received a card on which
was engraved; Professor Brace.
Antiquarian"
He knew no such person, so his curl
osity led him to receive him.
What is your business, professor?"
he asked, politely.
II am collector of antiquities" an
swered the old man.
so I imagined And how can I
serve your"
by paying deposit on this little
bill you have owed for more than
three years.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Took Load OF Mother,s Mind

Stx,yeafold Dora returned unusu-
ally early from school the other day.
The rang the door bell. There was no
answer. She rang again, a little
longer. Still there was no response. A
third time she pushed the button, long
and hard. Nobody came to the door.
Then she pressed her nose against
the window scren and in a shrill
voice, which carried to the ears of
every neighbor on the block, called:
It's all right, mamma. amt the
installment mani"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Army OFFICER Mustn't umplre.

It is found in the army that it will
not do to let officers act as umpires
in ball games and orders have been
issued to forbid It, 1t seems that the
players take advantage of the great
American baseball players right to
abuse the umpire. and 1t is found that
1t destroys the army discipline. when
the umpire is an officer, to have pri.
Yates call him such names as mutt, y
"bone-head," etc.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
NJ. M..,4r

Complaint is made that American boys
do not stand at attention" and remove
their hats when the American flag is dis
played and the national anthem rendered
1t seems to me that we have enough of
such meaningless, silly display of so-called
patriotism. Unless the American boy has
a good reason to be proud of his country,
be it on account of the protection which the
government affords its citizens as to life,
property and liberty, or for other reasons,
such display must appear senseless.
Uncovering the head does not make for
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Her Liberal Dad.

MY father is trying to get me to
promise not to marry until am thir-
ty years old" she said. ''In any event,
he says he will give me thousand
dollars for every year that l wait
Geo." he replied, III you hold out
till you're thirty you'll have couple
OF thousand dollars, won't your"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
SPOILED ier Secret

my first husband and / kept our
marriage secret for nearly year"
Didn't you find 1t rather difflcult?"
"Oh, not, not at all. We could have
gone on for much longer time II the
horrible reporters hadn't been snoop-
Ing around when applied for my di.
vorce."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Early TRAINING.

Willis-Is that new young preacher
you hired fresh from college up to
date?
Gillls-You bet- He called out the
Easter choir squad last Sunday, and
has ordered practice behind closed
doors.-Puck.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
More 10 the purnose.

Are you in favor of a ten-hour
day7"
Il don't care anything about the
days." replied young Rounderley, but
1t would be jolly good thing II we
could have twenty-four-hou night"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

What is that ugly-looking building
across the square?" asked the visitor
THAT is our city hail." replied the
chairman Of the reception committee"
Heavens! Whoever could have de-
signed such a monstrosity as THAR"
81 did"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Wasn't His Fault.

PA, where was Washington born?"
I'm Virginia, my son. You must re-
member that Ohio was not then In the
Union"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

Three college men out on a celebra-
ton smashed an automobile and were
promptly thrashed by the owner, who
proved football star. It always pays
to investigate in such cases before IA,
king action.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Not a Complaint.

well, Oscar, we ought to get in
that picture also, should think"
mo, you needn't be on every plate.
1 took my camera along to have some
pleasant recollections OF the trip"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
skeptIcaI.

do you really believe George
Washington never told lie?"
81 sometimes doubt It. He was a
property owner and must have had to
fix up a tax schedule"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

Navy officers imprisoned chickens in
the turret Of the ram Katahdin and
then shot at It with guns. This is the
poorest way to kiln chicken We ever
heard Of
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

Half way down from the top flight
Of stairs at an elevated railway sta.
tion one morning not long ago a man
stopped to read the conspicuous sign.
Look where you step!"-and fell
down the rest of the way.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Surgery already does things that to

Surgery already does things that to a
past age would have seemed miracles, but
there is ground for believing that still
greater triumphs in that line are to come.
The young French surgean, Carel, has
shown the possibilities of replacing lost
portions of the human frame through his
experiments on dumb animals, and some
startling results have been attained.
If these things are demonstrated in the
case of brutes it is logical to assert they can
be done with the human subject.
1t is too early to say just vet how far
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

New York woman. under vow
Of silence. hasn't spoken to her hus-
hand for eleven years. Lucky mani
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

Rats are causing much trouble in
Washington by devouring postage
stamps. Why not poison the stampsf
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

The man with cold In his head In
; menace 70 society. say the doctors.
Another menace to society is the man
who habitaally suffers from "eold
feet" as crisis.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
short ON Breath

Patience-What sort of dog is
that?
Patricia knickerbocker poodle.
Patience-A knickerbocker poodle?
Patrice-Yes; don't you notice his
short pants?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

Albatross eggs are esteemed Q
great delicacy In Hawaii Hens eggs
are esteemed . great delicacy In
America
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

The women of France are not good
cooks. according to expert evidence.
But, ali. the styles they wearl
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

A scientist comes to the front now
with the agile suggestion that poverty
causes bow legs. 10 that why Jockeys
have them?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

New York divine despairs because
ministers are paid less than laborers.
But laborers are In greater demand In
New York city than are ministers.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

Mexicans are abandoning bun fight
Ing for automobile racing. Hard to
say whether it's progress or retrogros
sion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

Spikes have been used to mend bro
ken bones by an eastern surgeon. We
pave heard some of the profession
tekmed butchers, but we have never
hsAfd them called carpenters before.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

one-legged man walked from Jack
sonville. Fla, to New York. We
should think that man who has only
one leg would take better care Of It
than that
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
/. ArtlatIc Temperament.

Your daughter seems to have such
an artistic temperament"
Eyes. She slapped the cook yester-
day morning because the coffee was
bad"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

A Tacoma man. acquitted by . fury,
kissed three Of them. They were
women. We see right now where
feminine juries become mighty popu-
lar.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

Nine people were killed during the
twenty-day rabbit hunting season In
Ohio. Strange how easy It is to mis-
take a man for q rabbit.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Great Enects.

what is that terrible noise?" asked
the pedestrian.
'That," replied the policeman, sis
caused by an ordinary one cent safety
pin sticking into $4,000, 900 baby"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
Mind Reader.

First Straphanger = Look out.
You're treading on my feet!
Second Straphanger-Beg pardon.
| also prefer to ride in cab.-Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31

A Paris doctor has discovered q
means Of fattening one by electricity.
1t must be shocking operation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-01-31
These GrldIron DAYS.

Miss Culchaw-Do you like the
Passing of Arthur?
Mr. Chump-Im not up on football
players. What team Is he on?