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The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
Walking Typhoid
May be Your Trouble.
Why Drag Along, Worn to the Bone When You Can
be Robust, Happy and Full Of Life.

icaiiy fisre up the nerves only to die
down again. as die they must. Avoid
nerve stimniants. Bear in mind that this
worn out feeling is due to poor blood.
To bacteria In the water You drink; 10
the multiplying OF destructive germs in
the blood faster than they can be over
como by the white ccrpuscles; and to
what Is known as auto.toxemia. that con-
dition where the venous or Impure blood
aecumuiates faster than II can be re-
placed by tho red arterial blood.
II you feel played out or experience
the peculiar sensations Of gas and ten
derns5s ia the bowels, 90 TO any drug
store and ask for a bottle OF 3. 8. s..
|Swift's Sure Specific. Here Is a remedy
that gets at work Ia twinkiing. IL JUST
naturally Iushes right into Your blood.
hoattsrs germs right and left. up and
down and sideways.
You feel better at once. not from
|stimuiant. not from the action OF drdfs.
but from the rational effect OF natural
medicine just as active and just s'ttmal
iy as TO man who has been -lost- In.
the mountains. is about starved--and
comes across settler just cooking
savory meal Of good honest beef. Do
not neglect TO get bottle of s. 8
today. II will mako you feel better in
Just a few minutes. II Is prepared only
Ia the laboratory Of The Swift Specific
Co. ls7 swift Bldg, Atlanta. Ga, Send
fer their free book telling Of the many
strange conditions that aflIet the human
family by reason OF impoverished blood, .
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
|CONY|CTS FIGHT
1.-THE FLAMES IN
KANSAS PRISON
Asz.st in Rescue of Women Pis
oners and Also Inslne From
Burning Buildings.
SCARE OF POSSIBLE MUTINY
In Penitentiary Throws the Towns
OF Leavenworth and lansing
Into Excitement
SCARE OF POSSIBLE MUFINY

Lansing. Kan, April l2.-F.re
that destroyed four large buildings
and caused loss estimated at
100000 in the Kansas state peni-
tertiary here today. was started by
conflicts who scattered burning
paper in the buildings not in the
path OF the flames. according TO a
statement by Fire Chief Bahler OF
Leayenworth and confirmed by the
prison officials.
Aside from the indications of in
cendiary, attempts OF mutiny were
lacking. Preparations were made
| fo. mutiny and the towns of Ian
| lsing and Leavenworth were thrown
Unto frenzied excitement, fearing an
outbreak, but the eonviets. assisted
! tho prison officials in eytinguishing
! the fire and number of them CIV
F., ing valuable efforts in lighting the
flames. Their efforts largely were re-
sponsible for the saving OF the
buildings endangering the women
prisoners and criminal insane. The
women and the insane cohSicts We're
| all taken out and transferred into
cell houses. The bui ding was only
slightly damaged
The burning buildings are total
loss as the state carries no insar-
ance on Its public structures,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
River Forecast.

The Mississippi from below ST
Louis to above Cairo and the Wa
bash at Mt. Carmel, will change but
little during the next "a TO sc
hours: the Mississippi. will then be-
gin to rise. The Tennessee from
Florence to the moath, and the
Ohio, from the mouth Of the Wa
bash to Cairo. will continue to fa.l
for the next few days. At Cairo il
Ia expected that the iifty-two foot
stage viii be passed during Monday
or Wonaay night.
r. r. LINDLEY.
Local Forecaster
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
cAIR0ITEs SLOWLY gUT
SURELY RETURNING HOME

Slowly but surely the people are
beginning to return TO Cairo and IL
VIII be only few days until the
city again resumes its former ap-
pearanee of life and hustle.
Every train on fhe Illinois Cen
trai has been crowded with Cairoites
anxious to get back.
The gasoline boa; waurega brings
IN from so to so people from the
Big Feur making connection at olm-
stead. The waurega brought in su
las: evening.
As there is only one train on
5rnday on the Big Four the Wan
reea will only make one trip today
leaving hers at $3.50 IN the morning
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
PASTORS HOME is DYNAMITED

Decatur. Ill. April 1.-THE Pres
byterian parsonage at Tolono, ILL.,,
was dynamited early this morning.
The Rex. w r. Wilson and his wife,
who were in the house at the time.
eccapcd without injuries other than
bruises. The rynamite blew a hole
in one of the walls and broke all the
windows. Wilson has been Wig
orons foe of saloons, but has had
no personal enemies, SO far as he
knew.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
ILLINOIS CENTRAL Is NOW
RUNNING THROUGH FRTIGHTs

The Illinois Central, In addition
TO passenger trains Nos. !. 2. 3. {,
5. 6 and sWhiskey Dick" Is also
operating its through freight
trains over the track in the Drain
age district.
BY next Tuesday it is believed
that the waters in the District will
have fallen enough to permit the
"Bobtail' to meet all trains at Cairo
Junction and add Nos 21 and - to
ny train service.
The roadbed near Paducah is in
meh lad shape that it is quite un-
certain when the Cairo-Paducah
trains win be resumed.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
HRS. CHARLES CRAVEN -. -.
LOSES $4,000 JEWELS

London. April 12The Hon. Mrs
Charles Craven. sister-in-law of the
Carl OF Craven. who married
Cornelia Martin of New York, has
sither lost or been robbed of a green
ewel case containing $4,000 worth
of jewelry and bank notes Mrs.
Craven believes she either left the
jewel case in taxicab or was rob-
bed Of it in the Savoy Hotel She
has offered q reward of $2,500
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
NEWS Of THE RIVERS
Stare of River.

Stage Of river at Z p, M. Saturday
53.S75 fall OF A since p. m. Fri
day
Rivers falling al all points above
on tie Ohio. Tennessee. Cumberland
and Wabash except at Terre Haute
where a rise OF 4 was reported in
"a hours up to a. n Saturday.
Please Note: Full reports and
forecasts will be issued from this
Office Sunday; If interested, apply
in person or BY telephone.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
ROCK SLIPS; EARTH
SLIDES INTO CANAL

Washington, April IA giant
shoulder of rock that for the last
few years had prevented mountain
CT earth from slipping into Culebra
cut on the Panama canal has given
away and, according to official re-
ports received today. the slide has
moved into the canal a distance Of
eighty feet and is still travelling. A
battery of steam shovels is tearing
away at the earth and rock.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
NOTED DOGS ENTERED

Washington, April 12-The most
notable entry list in the history of
the Washington Kennel club was
carded today when the annual dog
show Of that organization was open
ed. Among the many prize winning
CANNES exhibited were entries from
the kennels of Mrs Raymond Bel
mont, Thomas w. Lawson, Mrs,
Eagene Ruhino of New York and
Miss Lydia Patten OF Philadelphia.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
DR.. MARY WALKER
TELLS WOMEN TO VOTE.

Washington. April l2.--"The way
10 win the ballot is to use 1t. March
to the polls in numbers at the next
election and cast your votes" This
Is the solution OF the suffrage ques-
ton. according to DR. Mary Walker
who. clad in trousers. froek coat and
silk hat, told the leaders at the
rational woman's suffrage head
quarters today that there wa,
nothing in the declaration OF inde
pendenee or the constitution which
prevented them from exercising the
right Of suffrage.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
PROVING the Obvious.

A magazine writer who has gone
back to the farm tells about sixteen
hours of nothing but play. Well leave
It to any three farmers, picked from
any community. to determine what
kind OF liar that writer is.-4penyer
Republican. b,s M
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
IMMIGRANT HAS $4,000.

Philadelphia. Pa. April 12.-Im-
migration officials here were
startled when Rudolph Gert2en, a
German farmer, in reply to the
question as to whether he had S25,
which is necessary before immi-
grants may land. carelessly pulled
out OF his pocket $4,000.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13

With your blood ian Of catarrhal ilfso.
tion, nerves all unsIruns, blood impos
erished. headaches. iassitude. peiagfa.
hookworm. rape worm. chiils and fever
or some other debilitating influence. the
very foundation Of health is being sapped
away by spring humors.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
Mrs. Peter Lind, Jr.. has returned
from visit to st. Louis.
Experiment Worth Trying.

Morning, before breakfast, is said to
be the very best time for thinking.
There are always exceptions. Then,
again, there are many who declare
they can think better at night. who
perhaps never tried the experiment
OF giving serious thoughts to anything
before bfeakfasting.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
AUTHOR OF THE
THIRTEENTH AMENDMENT
DIES IN WASHINGTON

Washington, April 12.--John
Brooks Henderson, former United
States senator from Missouri and
author Of Thirteenth Amendment @
the Constitution. died at 7:30 to-
light at a hospital He was Sc
years old
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
overdose.

Habitual Customer ito HIS barber)
Your confounded hair restorer has
made my hair come out more than
ever!" Barber-"Ah, you must have
put too much ON, siri Made the air
come right out stead of only art
way"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
Notice of Annual Stockholders Meet.
ing.

Cairo Building and Loan Associa-
ton.
Notice is hereby given to the
stockholders Of the Cairo Building
& Loan association that the annual
stockholders meeting Of said asso-
citation, win be he'd on Wednesday,
the 23rd day of April 1913. at 1890
p. m. at the office of the Secretary
702 Washington avenue. Cairo, Ill,
for the election of three directors
for three year term and for the
amendment of the bylaws, chang
ing the date of the monthly meeting
of the directors from the 4th Mon
day OF each month to the last Mon
day Of each month.
A. COMINGS,
Secretary.
VIM. SCfIATz. President. $3.50 I'd
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
imnortant rhlna 70 Know.

If a man is dependent upon his life-
work by means OF his thinking II is
lust as important that he should
choose that time when he is best
qualified to think. as it is important
that he should look before he crosses
a street.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
ENGINEER DIES In WRECK

Eldon. Mo-. April 12.-The Rock
Island Colorado + yer. west bound,
from St Louis, crashed head-on into
freiht train early today, killing
the engineer OF the passenger train,
Frank Fitzsimmons OF ST. Louis
Both engines were wrecked.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
MOUND CITY AND oLMsTEAD.

The gasoline packet Waurega will
make three round trips daily he
tween Cairo and Mound City and
Olmstead leaving foot Of Fourteenth
street al a. ms. II a ln.. and 2,So
p. m.
Passengers and freight carried
Connections made with Big Four
at Olmstead
W. L. FITZGERALD,
Master 4 lot.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
VIM. SCHATZ. President. $3.50 |
FIVE KILLED; TWO INJURED

Wilkesbarre, Pa. April IL Five
men were killed and two injured
by the explosion OF gas in the Wood
ward mine at Edwardsyille ner here
tonight.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
IOWA PASSES THEATER BILL.

Des Miones. Ia. April 12.--The
House this morning passed the
Miller bill permitting cities to vote
on the question of establishing
municipal theatefs and levy tax for
the same.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
Comlnc Out.

$50 this is your daughters coming
out dinner. is it?" friend said to
the debutante's father. YES" the
stern old man replied, and II | hadn't
put my foot down on that dressmaker
shed have been out even further than
she is"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
REGULAR Meal.

He eagerly swallowed every word
she bestowed on him. he fed upon
her very look, he lived upon the smiles
she gave him That's what j call an
a!l-consaming passioni Judge.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
Hop Sing Laundry Opens.

Laundry now open, 1910 Wash
ingtou avenue. Home phone 231-W
Work guaranteed. 4-9 1t
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13

w. II. Smith.
Pleas Simmons
Wm. Schatg
J. ". Sullard r
II e Stelnhoase.
=. +. Steinhouae.
I.onis Sackherger.
j. r. Scott.
Eobf. Serbian.
Geo, Shaw
Jchn Shea, Jr
Lon sheppard.
Ras ph siegelman
" IL simpson.
s. e. Shelton.
Harry Smith.
B w. r. Smith.
Fred Stehr
Dean Sites.
Frank Sherman.
Guy SummerwelI.
Roy Summerwell.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13

Cairo and vicinity: Fair and
warmer Sunday. light to moderate
westerly winds.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13

Half the people you meet complain Of
weary muscles. stagnant Lrain. tangled
nerves. and - n.ournfui desire To iay
down and just quit Most Of these people
have seen using nervines that spasniod.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13

Many Miles Of Sausage Links.
= The sausage eaten In this country
n the course of a year would encirclo
he earth more than six times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
Awaiting The
Joyful Sound
The Wonderful Music that Bursts Forth
When the Stork Arrives.

That funny, little. brassy cry that echoes
the arrival Of the new baby is perhaps the
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
Local Data.

Sunrise and Sunset.
sun will rise today .s. D 20
c,,n viii set today ... ESQ
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-13
MEN ORDERED TO
REPORT TONIGHT
FOR PATROL DUTY

Concluded from Page One.)
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30

the corn and the boys of the newly
organized association will see to it
that the pigs are produced to eat the
corn.
In connection with the organization
of the Pig Club the department makes
the following statement:
'In organizing the Boys Pig Club it
is the purpose of the department to
establish clubs in every Southern
State. The Animal Husbandry divis.
ion is cooperating with the Farmers
Cooperative Demonstration office in
the Bureau of Plant Industry and has
already established clubs in Ala
bama and Louisiana, and the move
ment is under way in Georgia. The or
ganizing is being done by the officials
of the Farmers Cooperative demon
stration force. and the Animal Hus.
bandry agents are instructing and
demonstrating how to handle the stock
and to breed a superior type of pigs.
1T is the purpose of the department
to have every member of the club en-
courage not only an increased pro.
duction of the swine family. but 4
better breed of pigs than is being
raised at present. 1t is a serious pur
pose the officials of the department
are engaged in-one that is aimed at
the high cost of living.
The production of pork Is not
keeping pace with the increased popu-
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30
BOYS PIG CLUBS
Being Organized in South to Increase
Supply Of Pork and Encourage
Raising Better Hogs.

Washington, d. c.. Oct. 3O.-The De.
partment of Agriculture has its Boys
Corn Club and its Girls Canning Club
and now comes the Boys Pig Club,
being organized in the South for the
purpose of increasing the supply of
pork and encouraging good breeding
Of hogs. Already clubs have been or
ganized in Alabama and Louisiana,
and club organization has been
started in Georgia. 1t is the purpose
of the officials of the Department to
organize clubs in every Southern
State.
The idea of the organization started
with the Farmers Cooperative Dem
onstration branch of the Department
and has been carried on with the CO.
operation of the Animal Husbandry
Division of the Bureau of Animal In
dustry. The organization is an off
shoot of the Boys Corn Club which
has an organization in every Southern
State and which has been the means
of producing record-breaking yields of
corn. The Pig Club. when thoroughly
organized, will. it is expected, work
hand in hand with the Corn Club.
The boys of the latter will produce
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30
Curiosity Of an Empress,

Nine. de Hegermaun- Lindencrone in
her "reminiscences. in the Courts Of
Memory" relates an amusing expert
ence which took place at one of her
visits to the court of Napoleon Ill.
Her hair was so abundant and so
curly that no one would believe her
couture was natural. The Empress
Engenie asked: Where can one buy
such lovely curls as yon have? Are
they real or false? You won't mind
telling me. Some people have made
bets about 1t. How can we know IN.
less yon tell us?" The American Wis
itor replied: MY hair is all my own.
your majesty. and. If you wish to make
sure. ! am perfectly willing that yon
should see for yourselS" And. Re
moving my helmet" says Nine. Lin.
dencrone. ~ took out the comb and let
my hair down Every one crowded
around me and felt and pulled my hair
about until ! had to beg for mercy
The emperor. looking on. cried our
Bravo, mndamer and. gathering some
flowers on the table. handed them to
me. saying: 'Yonr success bangs by
hair, does II notT"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30
A. M. WALDROP
& COMPANY
The Store for Values
Mems Wear
Anaqrams,


The anagram. or transposition of the
letters in words or sentences. was
much In vogue in Greece In the oIden
times. The Cabalists. or Jewish doc
tors. thought that the anagram always
pointed out mans destiny, and " his
name written backward or transposed
In any way spelled word with mean
ing they firmly believed II a revelation
The hatterers of James I. of England
proved his right to the British mon.
archy rs the descendant OF the myth
lcal King Arthur from his name.
Charles James Stuart. which becomes
claims Arthur's seat" The best ana
grams are those which have In the
new order Of letters some Specification
appropriate to that from which they
are formed. When PLATE asked "Quid
est veritas?" tWhat Is truthD he prob
ably had no idea that his question an.
swered itself. but II did. The transpo-
sition made II. Est vir qui adest" ut
Is the man who Is here. Anagrams
were written as early as $50 r. c.. and
their name comes from the Greek
words ana (back ward, and gramma
twrjting).
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30
Solving the Old Problem.

When Sir Thomas Upton was small
boy in Scotland he dropped into a
church one Sunday morning and was
put by himself In pew directly IN
front Of the minister, who preached
sermon on the text Am my brothers
Keeper"
The parson. who was unusually elo-
quent, talked on this theme for about
forty minutes and finally worked up to
the climax Of his remarks. He kept
his gaze fixed directly on the little LIP
ton. who began to fidget and look very
self conscious. At last. after an over
whelming outpouring Of long words.
the minister. his eyes blazing, made a
quick gesture and shouted at the boy:
Am ! my brothers keeperT
Upton could stand the strain no Ion
ger, and replied in meek voice:
mo. sir."-Popular Magazine.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30
pusls Over rrixialitiss.

The trivialities which led TO duels
in the old days were almost infinite
John Ashton mentions some of them
In noting that by William Tvs time
public opinion was setting against the
practice Colonel Montgomery was
shot In duel about dog. Captain
Ramsay in one about a servant. Mr.
Fetherston In one about n recruit.
Sterne's father in one about a goose
and some one else about an acre of
anchovies' instead of 'artichokes One
officer was challenged for merely ask
Ing his opponent to have another glass.
and another was compelled to fight
about pinch of snuff. while General
Barry was challenged by Captain
Smith for declining glass of wine
with him at dinner on a steamboat, al
though the general had pleaded in ex-
cuse that wine invariably made him
sick at sea"-London Chronicle.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30

Prospective tenant talking with the
janitor standing on the steps Of fat.
house on n cross street near an ave
me on which there Is trolley line.
Prospective Tenant-Can yon bear
the cars plainly here2
Janitor-Oh. my. no; yon can't herr
the cars here at
But at this moment there came rum
bling. grinding down the avenue at
forty miles an hour big trolley car
that passed this street with roar that
would have made n double jointed
earthquake falling down a steep and
rocky mountain canyon sound like
somebody in the distance playing a
plccolo.
The prospective tenant looked at the
1anitor for just one moment, sadly and
reproachfully. and then she turned and
went away.
And the janitor7 Well. the janitor
just let her go without another word.
for he realized that this was case In
which there was nothing further to
say.-New York Sun.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30

each member of the club-and they
will be growing it is expected all the
time-will see to it that one more pig
and better pig is produced each year,
then long step will have been taken
in meeting the ever growing chasm
between pork production and increased
population"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30

Origin es the New York Yacht CLUB.
Shortly after the Revolution Colonel
Stevens purchased Hoboken. which
was then an island of swamps and
rocky hills, and established the family
on Castle point. a beautiful promonto.
ry overlooking the Hudson ana New
York city. John q. Stevens. the father
Of American. yachting, was born there
in 1885. There were no ferries In those
days. and the Stevens boys of necessi.
ty became expert boatmen. At four.
teen John {. owned sailboat Of twen-
ty feet length named Diver. As the
years passed by he had the schooner
Gimcrack built for him by William
Capes In Hoboken. This boat is one of
the most historic craft Of American
yachting, since she was the cradle Of
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30
Remote connection.

Scottish Elder ito loafer,- Weel, Mr..
Mcdonald. what church do We belong
the? McDonald--It's like this, Mr., Nc
Pheerson. | Gamma RIGHTLY be said the
gang tae ony kirk. but It's the aud
kirk | stay ava frae.-LoDdon Ex-
press.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30

Departing Guest--Out Of this sum
give each Of the walters 10 SOUS and
Henri 5 francs. Head Porter = But
Henri has just now entered our en-
ployment He has not yet served yon.
Guest--And therefore he IL the only
one who hasn't annoyed me- Heiters
Welt
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30

New Orleans, Oct 30, 1913.
Mr.. John DAILY, Jr., Bryan, Texas.
Frost Friday morning.
CLINE.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-10-30
WEATHER FORECAST

Bryan and vicinity: Tonight and
Friday fair.
JOHN DAILY Jr.,
Local Weather Observer.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-14
STOMACH GONE BAD,
ISOUR, Classy, UPSET
WHEN "PAPE'S DIAPEPSlN GETS
IN STOMACH ALL INDIGESTION
GOES.

Time it! In five minutes all stom-
ach distress will go. No indigestion,
h artburn, sourness or belching OF
gas, acid, or eructations of undigest-
ed food, no dizziness, bloating foul
breath or headache.
Pape's Dapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
1t is the surest. quickest and most
certain remedy in the whole world
and besides it is harmless.
Millions of men and women now
eat their favorite foods without fear.
they know now it is needless to
have a bad stomach.
Please, for your sake, get a large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any drug store and put pour
stomach right. Don't keep on being
miserable-life is too short-you are
not here long, so make your stay
agreeable. Eat what you like and di-
gest it; enjoy it, without dread Of re-
bellion in the stomach.
Ifapepsin belongs in your home
anyway. 1t should be kept handy.
should one of the family eat some
thing which doesn't agree with them
or in case Of an attack of indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis or stomach de-
rangement at daytime or during the
night it is there to give the quickest,
surest relief known.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-14

A Chicago school teacher tells witt
great gusto of the shrewd little col
ored brother" who once arrived a
school provided with a most unusua
excuse for tardiness. 81 couldn't hell
bein' late, please, teacher" he dubbed
shrilly. "Somepin happened to us las
pight. My nav, she went ter bed wit
a headache, and when she wakes W
dis mornin', dere's two little quin'
U%ins) one on each side OBJ her, anc
she don know muffin bout EN- tel
she wake UP. An my nav, she sc
s'prised, she CANT get up ter get me
ready Tor schools"