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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
RUINED THE PAINTING.
Curious Fate Of eurne- jones' Favorite
Water Color.


A very curious history is that Of
Burne-Jones' favorite picture, Love
Among the Ruins" The original pic
ture was in water color and was sent
TO Paris by firm of art publishers for
reproduction and in that city forward
ed to their Photographic studios in the
suburbs. The picture unhappily pre-
coded the letter of instructions regard
ing 1t warming the photographer Of the
medium in which it was painted, SO
that Immediately on its arrival it was
brushed over with white Of egg to
bring out the colors for photographing
Ian excellent procedure in the case Of
oil pictures. harmless and very effica-'
cious
But. as to the urne-Jones picture,
Love was very soon among his own
ruins. for every swish of the brush
brought Off the final touches and left a
mere smeared ground. Sir Edward
Burne-Jones was heartbroken at the
loss OF work ON which his reputation,
he considered. would in great measure
rest and on which he had spent many
months OF patient toll and the very
perfection of his execution In the reali-
cation of one of the most poetic con-
ceptions that had sprung from his fan
ciful Imagination.
"Love Among the Ruins" was paint
ed during the years 1903. In October,
1893. it was destroyed. and by the fol-
lowing year the oil version was I'm
ished. but was scarcely a consolation
to the artist for the loss of his first
and more spontaneous work.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
SONG Of a LittI. River.

There's no music like q little rivers.
4 plays the same tune (and that's the
Xorite1 over and over again. and yet
foes not weary Of it like men i'd
re. It takes the mind out of doors.
though we should be grateful for
ga houses, there is, after all. no
pse like God's-out OF doors. And,
y, Sir. It quiets man down like
pg his prayers. Robert Louis Ste
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
pov.r ef p.sir..

It has been said OF Abraham Lincoln
that as boy he read less than half
dozen books and that they were such
books as Pilgrims Progress" Weems'
Life of Washington" and a popular
history Of the United States written in
almost primary language. Yet Lin
coin was able to express himself more
clearly than almost any public CT liter
airy man Of his time. Such Is the pow
er Of desire.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
Tonight.

Tonight. if you feel dull and stupid. or
billions and coLstipated. take dose Of
Chamberlain's Tableta and You will fedl
all right tomorrow. For sale by All
Dealers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
Getting a Verdict.

I'VE could have settled our Diff
culties by tossing coin. Instead we
spent lot Of money in going to law"
'eWell7"
II understand the jury settled the
whole matter by tossing a COIN
Kansas City Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
Broke the Charm.

6FUN6 t5iS OuAFEus
"Well, you are good little boy. Are
you usually as quiet as this?"
mo fear, but mothers going to give
me a clockwork engine and hobby
horse IL don't say anything about
your dreadful red nose. "-London Opin'
ION.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
What She Lacked.

Wigg-I suppose Mrs. Pneurich has
the best Of everything. Wagg-Well,
perhaps the best of everything except
manners.-Philadelphia Record
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
NOTICE

Blythe ORPHANS COURT ron OEc1L COUNTY,
January l, 1904
ORDERED, That all Administrators, Fa
slutors and Guardians that have not stat
an account within year. come forward ~
do the same, or show cause to the contra.
y theJ = i'll he cited up
TEST fHOS. r MILLER. Regis 81
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
a Smoke Nuiaanos.

Willie Paw. what is the smoke null
sance? Paw-The fellow who Is al
ways borrowing matches. my SON.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
A Night Of Terror.

Few nights are more terrible than that
of mother looking on her child chok-
ing aud gasping for breath during an
attack Of Group. and nothing 10 the house
to relieve it Many mothers have passed
nights OF terror in this situation. A little
forethought will enable you to avoid all
this. Chsmherlain's Cough Remedy is a
certain cure for Group and mas never been
known to fail. Keep it at hand. For
sale by All de ,leFs.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
J ORPHANS COURT.

The Stated Meetings Of the Orphans
curt Of Cecil county will be held on the
cond Tuesday ofevery month. Executors
\ administrators and Guardians, wanting
heir accounts stated, will please bring in
heir vouchers few days before Court.
Test THOS. B. MILLER, Register.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21

Hev Be h.ine and you win make me
The happiest man in the world. She
I'm very sorry. but unfortunately
want to be happy myself. I'D Boston
Transcript.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
Literary Aids.

Knicker- What books have helped
you most? Rocker-The ones 7 didn't
read: they saved my time.-New York
Sun.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21

The most beautiful of affairs is the
soul Of an unhappy creature, consoled.
thanking God. Victor Hugo
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
NOTICE.

Owing to the recent illness of Samuel
A. Taylor his business will be directed
under the supervision of his wife, Jennie
TAYLOR. and his brother. VIM. L. Taylor.
Furnishing Undertakers.
UphoIstering. Repairing and Picture
Framing.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
For Sale or Exchange.

High Grade PIANO for sale cheap on easy terms
or will exchange for a building lot, small house
and lot or small farm.
FARMS WANTED.
WE CAN SELL YOUR FARM. We have sew
eral buyers for cheap farms, town properties,
building lot propositions and timber lands If
you want to sell. list with us write or call tor
anywhere in the U. 8 We can find you what you
want Our list will be sent upon request.
TRUITT REALTY CO., SALISBURY, MD.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21

nyil counsel is swift in its march,
Pl0tarch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-11-21
G. 4. SNYDER,
Green Grocery & Restaurant.
Green Groceries Of all kinds in season, Domestic
and Imported Fruits, full stock of Canned
Goods, Tobacco and Cigars.-E

Kolbs fresh Bread and Rolls daily. In additio
will receive every Saturday special order OF
the celebrated Engler & Murdaueh goods,
consisting of Rusk, Cinnamon Buns, Coffee
Bunsl vanilla icing,) Doughnuts, Wedding
Buns, Bread Sticks, Fruit and Custard Pies,
Cream PUTS. EclairsI chocolate icing).
Ice Cream, Oysters and Fresh FISH
Butter, Eggs and Country Produce taken in trade
or for cash.
Large or small orders will receive prompt and
careful attention and your patronage
is solicited.
Agent for the Institute Laundry, Port Deposit
Shipments Thursday morning, returning Friday
evening.
Cecil Farmers Phone.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22

Declared to be clever counter
feiters, Dan Darnell, age 81, OF
Tacoma, and George Griffith, age
II, of Seattle, were captured In
the Subway saloon, 18th and Pa
cific avenue, late last night. The
youths are said by Secret Service
Agent T. B. Foster, who effected
the capture, to have raised a num-
ber of 81 United States bills to
$40 denomination, and to have
passed several in Tacoma and Sc
attic.
The counterfeiting, according
to Foster, was as cleverly execut-
ed as has ever been discovered In
the Northwest. The youths had
printer a number of $40 figures
on paper resembling the currency.
They pasted these over the 81 fig
ures on the bills. accomplishing
the work with such skill that the
ordinary person receiving the
money would not discover the
ruse.
Detectives Thompson and Nc
Kay of the police department as
sisted in the capture. A counter
felt bill. with the $40 numerals
pasted on it, was found in Grif-
fith's pocket. Darnell told Opera
tor Foster that he had worked in
a Tacoma drug store as clerk, but
investigation proved that there
was no store by the name he had
given. Both prisoners were grill
ed by Operator Foster and Cap
tain of Detectives Fitzgerald to-
day, but refused to admit their
guilt. Operator Foster said that
he had a clear case against Grif-
fiths. The youths were taken to
Seattle this afternoon.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
sHERBRoOKE. Que, Aug. 22.

SHERBRoOKE. Que, Aug. 20.
Assured that New York's re-
quest for the extradition OF Har-
ry Thaw will not be granted by
the Canadian authorities George
Carnegie, Thaw's brother-in-law,
is reported to have arranged to
have a yacht in Canadian waters
in which Whites slayer will be
taken to Virginia. There Thaw
will have the benefit of the courts
decision in the case of John Chal-
oner, who lives unmolested in
Virginia although he is an escap-
ed insane prisoner from New
York. Thaws Sherbrooke coun-
sci, Attorney Shurtcliffe, return
ed today to Ottawa where he In
terviewed heads of the immigra-
ton service. Shurtcliffe told
Thaw flatly that he would have
to leave Canada but positively
would not be returned to New
York state. Whether Thaw will
be rejected as an undesirable citi-
zen and returned to the United
States by the same route over
which he entered or be given 4S
hours to quit the country is yet
uncertain.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
KNOCKED FROM
HORSE BY AUTO

Hobart French. II, 1857 East
L street was returned with COM
panions on horseback from the
grocers' picnic at ! o'clock this
morning ON Pacific avenue when
an automobile flashed by and the
top caught in the stirrup Of
French's saddle. throwing him un-
der the machine which passed
over his leg breaking 1t. The
machine never stopped to see
whether he was hurt or not, but
dashed on into town.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
INSANE LOGGER
HITS HOSPITAL
0RDERLIES

Becoming suddenly insane
while lying on cot at the county.
hospital last night. Jack Slovan,
a logged who was brought to the
institution this week for treat
ment, knocked down several or
derlies and threatened minia-
ture riot before he could be sub
dued. Police headquarters was
notified, and Police Sergeant Guy,
with squad of officers, hurried
to the hospital, removing the in
sane logged to the city Jail.
Slovan will be tried before lun-
acy commission.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
COULD NOT EJECT;
ASKS CITY To PAY

Christ Wicks could not throw
his tenants out of his house be-
cause they had sick child, which
later died, and the city could not
shut off the water for the same
reason. The water bill ran up to
$3.50 which Wicks had to pay to
get the water turned on when an
other tenant went in. This morn
ing he wanted the city to pay him
back the $3.50 Lawson objected. :.
The matter was referred to City
Attorney Stiles.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
UNKNOWN MAN
ECAP|TATED
BY TRAIN

His head completely severed
from his shoulders by the wheels
of Chicago. Milwaukee & Puget
Sound train this morning, the
body of an unidentified man was
found on the railroad tracks three
miles east of Tacoma at o'clock
this morning. 1t is believed that
he was run down by a freight
train shortly before daybreak. The
mans clothing was neat and clean
and it is believed that he was a
farmer in the Puyallup valley.
He was about so years old,
weighed 1875 pounds, feet in
ches tall, had black hair, slightly
gray, and dark complexion. His
clothing consisted of brown coat
and vest, dark brown striped
trousers, light gray cap, white
soft shirt, blue tie, tan shoes size
G 1-2, and tan underwear. The
remains were removed to g. G.
Mellinger company's.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
GREEK GAMBLERS
CAUGHT in RAID

Conducting a raid on a Greek
coffee house at 1914 Commerce
street early this morning, Police
Sergeant Hill, with Officers Mo-
dahl, Even and Roy Nelson, cap
tured seven Greeks playing a
gambling game with cards. The
cards, paraphernalia, and all the
money IN the kitty" were taken
to police headquarters with the
prisoners. Frank Sarantino and
George Pappadas were held as
managers of the game. Evanke-
las Pavakis, George Sandasky,
Tom Pappas, George Sopes and
John Vamvakas were charged
with gambling. They were tried
in police court late today.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
"BUFFALO BILL" GETS
HIS OLD HORSE BACK

DENVER, Aug. 22.-Col. Will
lam F. Cody's (Buffalo Eill's) big
white horse Isham, placed on the
auction block by the bankruptcy
court, produced spirited bidding
yesterday. Carlo Miles, an In
dian, who had sold his horHe. sad
die and bride to get money ran
the price up to $150--all he had
to buy the horse back and pre-
sent it to Buffalo Bill. His money
would not reach and Col. G. J.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
PRESIDENT IS
MAKING REPORT

WASHINGTON, ID. c., Aug. %.
President Wilson shut himself
in his study today and began
typewriting personally a message
which he will send to congress on
the Mexican situation. The presi-
dent dislikes to dictate and will
do the work on the document
himself. 1t is believed Wilson
will make additional recommends
tions to congress concerning
Americas attitude. 1t is possible
new Mexican policy will be out
lined. The message will be the
longest the president has yet
written.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
She Carries a
Gun In Garter

UNIoNTOWN. Pa, Aug. 22.-
Holding her dress little too high
to avoid the water as she crossed
Main street Miss Matte Pierce
was arrested when she revealed a
beautiful pearl-handled revolver
in a holster fastened to her gar
ter. The girl explained that there
were some bad men" in Union
town and she wasn't taking any
chances with them.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
Word Obey Is
too Much For
the Bride

AURORA, ILL.,, Aug. 22.-Jus-
tice Cortez Dutton of Aurora has
dropped the word "obey'' out of
his marriage ceremony. He be-
lieves 1t is asking too much Of
bride and bridegroom to promise
to obey. He officiated at his Sec
Dnd wedding of the kind when
Joseph Hettich. teller in the First
Natinal bank of Chicago, anc Miss
Edith Fillmore were marriei.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
NEW INSPECTOR
CONDEMNS MEAT

Miss Marjorie Johnson, pure
food inspector, made her first i'm
portant move for pure food this
week when she condemned a
whole steer for the Carstens COM
pany hanging in the Fulton mar
ket ready for sale.
Meat Inspector Calkins went up
to Auburn Tuesday and found the
steer had been killed. 1t was
brought to Tacoma and hung up
in the Fulton market cooler.
Calkins found 1t there and Miss
Johnson condemned the whole
carcass and poured kerosene over
1t to destroy 1t.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22

Bills of Lincoln, Neb., bought the
animal, having come all the way
for the sale.
II that man does not give
Isham back to Buffalo Bill III
steal the horse and give 1t to him
myself" said Miles when his limit
was reached but later he discov-
cred Col. Bills was determined to
get the horse for the same rea-
son as he was-to turn him back
to the old scout who had ridden
him 25 years.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
o o 9 o o o o O . o o @ o o
FREE THEATBR TICKETS.

@ Have you seen "Uncle
@ Toms Cabin?
@ The Times believes there
@ are a few adults in Tacoma
@ who have not witnessed this
@ famous old play.
@ AS test of our theory, We
@ will give away free theater
@ tickets tomorrow.
9 To each OF the first ten
@ persons who call at the
@ Times editorial rooms after
@ 8 o'clock tomorrow morning
@ the Times will give two seats
@ for performance of "Uncle
o Toms Cabin" either at to-
@ morrow's matinee or the
@ night performance.
9 o @ @ @ g @ 9 o - o @ o @ @
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
Locks of Hair
Unlocked Their
Marriage Ties

Numerous letters, filed with
endearing terms, and locks Of
hair, said to have been sent to an
alleged lover, were introduced In
court this morning as evid ence
against Mrs. Cornelia Hoffman,
sued for divorce by Charles w.
Hoffman.
Mrs. Hoffman did not appear to
contest the case and the plaintiff
was granted a decree. as well as
the custody OF the couples four
year-old daughter.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
CONGRESSMAN SAYS
he WAS THREATENED

WASHINGTON. d. c., Aug. %.
NRepresntative Ben Johnson Of
the lobby investigation says the
passage of the federal loan shark
law was marked with daily threats
against his life. and that a police
man had informed him a former
OFFICER had followed him three
days trying to kill him.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22


For Tacoma and vi
cinity: Generally fair
tonight and Saturday,
colder tonight.
FOR Washington:
Generally fair tonight
and Saturday except
showers tonight or
Saturday extreme
northwest portion;
cooler tonight except
near coast.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
TURKEY ALLOWED
TO RETAIN CITY

LONDON. Aug. 22.-According
d, Constantinople dispatches the
porte was Informed through dip
lomatic channels that the powers
have decided that Turkey may re-
tain Adrianople. The report Is
not confirmed and b discredited.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
SLIT TROUSERS WORN
BY CITY COUNCILMAN

of slit trousers in Los Angeles
streets. The trousers occupied
prominent place in Durbin's per-
son with the slit revealing a pair
of hose of binding crimson. "a
man must wear these to be really
up to date" explained Durbin who
Is past 60 years of age.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22

Los ANGELES. CAL, Aug. %.
+"Within the next three months
every city councilman in Califor-
MIA will be doing 1t; I'm merely
in advance OF the rest" is the ex-
PLANTATION given by p. ]. Durbin,
csty councilman of Vernon, today
when he exhibited the first pair
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
RUSH BIG LOAD
OF SILK EAST

The Mexico Maru, with a $780,
600 cargo of silk and 46 passen-
gers from the Orient, came in last
night. The silk started on its
way to New York over the Mil
waukee this morning and the rest
of the cargo will be unloaded
later.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
CLUSTER LIGHTS
FOR NORTH END

Commissioner Lawson reported
this morning that he would bring
in his first report on the new clus-
ter street lighting system next
week. He has North End dis
trict ready for consideration now.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
.STEAMERTACOMA
TO CHANGE TIME

After September 1 the steamer
Tacoma will leave for Seattle on
the first morning trip at 7:15
O'Clock instead of as heretofore.
This will give Tacomans chance
to catch the boat better and as
the Tacoma is Is minutes faster
than the other boats 1t will get
into Seattle at the same time as
he former boats.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22

TELL STORY
BY FIRED L. BOALT.

Of the Times who sent to Port Townsend
wrecked Caiiforni. back to Seattle
r. "'s1 ! @ .,
s h. or s a h be s s iron and Injured
Today the offices G the Pacific Coast Co. n On
the valley baekhOw why
who that must
of how the State of cafor-
and e s sa % s he st
60 Tor s al links to the m teller ss % ns
ss"Rs ss's
the M e ~ee 0n the Ii al dining Its tess d ssa
ss S. es " there @
tables the floor and and walters
poured through the port holes the lowered
s s @ sss
closing benefit
the broke though it had been
made that an ., soua have
we nstnctivey port holes prompt
@ ths no sa ss
boat the list Of the which would
seems impossible that all
within t three had. had hardy the
called above all the turmoil and confusion that
beach
the boat struck he had blown three sharp blasts the
whistle
about preparing to put out with the gas boats there
the
Of Of sea- There n came another list to port %
their
's'"' MAsTs CRASH DOWN UPON LFEBoATs
"Alongside feboats, filled,
filled charge
"As the boat listed mast broke
the who
indescribabe
which quivered
O "A great
and
to
with wreckage and human beings all about
"The half UNDER 10
break at the social cabin
to
ter going bow.
Of Of
wrecked is 81
is al lmos mi q
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22

CHICAGO, Aug. 22.-The heat
wave in the middle west was
broken today by general drop
in temperature. In Lincoln, Neb..
the mercury fell 40 degrees.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
Doctors Machine
Strikes Small Bow

DR.. Burton e. Paul ran over
Norman Menzies, 10, of 1922
North Oakes street, as he was
crossing Pacific avenue at the city
hall Thursday. bruising up the,
little fellow considerably.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
"WHEN 1 WENT in the house last
night l fell against the piano."
Did it hurt your"
NO! I fell the soft ped
alt'
"TOBE SMALL

"TOBE SMALL
acre an wife,
who've gone in
to tn poultry
business, find
their excess cut
glass weddin'
presents a r e
jest tn thing
ter feed chick
ems FROM"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
FATE
IN BALANCE

ALBANY, N Y, Aug 22-Acng Governor Gynn today wired
the following the of Vermont:
al authorities
him
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22

SHERBROOKE, 22-"Thaw perfectly This is
the dctum Dr. Ho jail physician exhaustive
fugitive This
peced will he vitally important Taws fight for freedom
New
cIoSa Scruttuv
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22

NORFOLK, O.-To the ingenuity
of Harry Bennett, garage pro-
prietor here, and a Norwalx
dentist, certain automobile
tourist owes the platinum point
of his cars sparker and the
continuance of his tour.
The autoist put into Ben
nett's garage with a broken
sparker.
Needs new platinum
point" said Bennett after an
examination of the car.
But Bennett didn't have any
platinum. Neither did any of
the other garages, all of which
Bennett telephoned.
We'll try the dentists" said
Bennett.
"But If you'll wait till a pa
tient of mine comes in l think
can fix you up" sad one dem
tist.''
When the patient came, the
dentist set him in a chair and
pulled tooth. He handed the
molar to Bennett. 1t contained
a big platinum filing.
Bennett gouged the filling
out, and in half an hour the
autoist was speeding on his
way.
CHTCAGO-Tripping over haw-
ser on her entrance to Ellis
island, Jean Worenslxi fell into
the arms of Francis Las6 ewitz
and in love. They married but
now she wants a divorce.
CHICAGO-TwO prisoners escap-
ed from a crowded patrol wag-
on by saving through the roof
while the copper guards were
swapping baseball stories.
REAR SEATS ON both sides of a
PIT. Defiance car were occupied
by women when tired-looking
woman with a baby and three
bundles in her arms climbed
aboard and balanced herself
near the door.
Finally a woman got up and
gave the woman with the baby
seat. This was after a man
with a dinner pail standing
near the door had said:
81 wish I were a woman.
would get up, ma'am, and let
you have my seat"
A PROPRIETOR of a dairy res
taurant in Tacoma heard a
crash Of china in the kitchen
and rushed out.
The floor was covered with
broken cups, and the new dish
washer was gone.
Her aunt died and left her
$780," explained the cook.
"She said she wanted to en-
Joy herself for once, and gave
me IS to pay for the dishes.''
TODAY'S CLEARINGS
rtaa,tnoo &402449 h1
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-22
5 BOY C0UNTERFElTERS CAPTURED

PORT JERVIS, N. Y.-Because
Mrs. Mary Gray, Is, turkey
trots, JOY rides, gives huge tips
and wears four skirts to keep
out evil spirits, it is alleged she
can't manage her $4,000 es-
tate.
AND WHAT juicy bit of adver-
tising for Evelyn again!
4--F
"YOU'RE NOT one of those fu-
turist painters are you?"
mo; I'm a presentist."
What is that?"
Cant sell all my pictures
have to give them away"