Devils Lake weekly world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1911-1914, 1913-09-19
HE WAS
SQUARE
BY MARTHA v. MONROE

THAT new hand | hired today" said
! Farmer links, us the homeliest man
| / ever set eyes on. He's long limbed.
knotty jointed, red headed, freckled,
blear eyed. snaggle toothed. and when
| be smiles one would suppose he had
the stomach ache"
The farmer spoke these words early
in July, when the wheat was being
cut. One day in August. when the
(, corn was ready to be gathered. New
ton Simmonds stepped up to his EN-.
ployer and said:
"Mr. Simmonds. would y mind my
keepin' company with your darter, ex.
pectin' to marry herr"
what do you mean, you red headed
galoot?"
"Just what say. Eunice Is the pur-
test gal ever seen, and I'm dead
gone on her. But I wouldn't say any
thing to her about it without gittln'
your permit There amt nothin' I'M
demanded about me-
"See here, Newt" said the farmer.
struck with the mans sense Of honor,
my daughter is spoken for. She's
goin' to marry Hasbrouk's son: you're
not In the race at all. Now just put 1t
out of your head"
II won't put 1t outen my head be-
cause can't, but won't say nothin'
to Eunice, either, seeln' you don't want
me too. When man brings up a
darter, the apple Of his eye, its darn
mean for Teller he don't want to
have her to go steal her away from
him."
you're dead right, Newt. I'm very
much pleased to hear you talk like
that"
This dialogue occurred in the barn,
and the subject Of it. Eunice jerks.
was in the chicken house gathering
eggs at the time, so she heard every
word Of it. She was engaged to mar
~ young Tom Hasbrouk and satisfied
to do so. for he would one day own
the Hasbrouk farm. and her parents
desired the match.
Farmer jerks said nothing to his
daughter as to the new application for
her hand. One day soon after it was
made he saw Eunice walk down to
where Simmonds was at work. She
chatted with the farm hand for few
minutes. then went on her way to the
village. Her father thought nothing
of this and soon forgot all about it.
The next day while Simmonds was
cutting hay he saw Hasbrouk walking
rapidly toward Simmonds, who was
driving reaper. Simmonds stopped
his team and Hasbrouk stood by him
talking angrily, though jerks could not
hear what was said. Presently Sim
monds jumped down from his seat and
aimed blow at Hasbrouk Then fol-
lowed rough and tumble fight in
which Simmonds downed Hasbrouk
, and sat on him. Presently he let his
enemy up and Hasbrouk walked away
, '"That must be about Eunice," said
the farmer. II wonder how Tom got
: on to the fact that Newt wants her?''
From window Eunice had watched
the fight and seen her lover worsted.
She had been the cause of the trouble,
| but this did not prevent her from 60
him what was the matter between him
and Hasbrouk.
"He riled me with his talk" Sim
monds replied
"Talk about what?'
+ Simmonds hesitated for moment
: then said, Reckon. Miss jerks. you'll
+ have to ask HasbrOuk about that"
Eunice didn't press the matter, be
; cause she knew all about the cause OF
the trouble already.
Dad" she said one day not long
after this episode, "it's all up between
: Tom and me-"
t "What!' exclaimed the astonished
Y parent.
81 reckon l don't want him."
!. "I'm mighty sorry about that" said
: the farmer disappointed. Il kind o
thought you was provided for in case
anything should happen to me. What's
+ the matter?"
o "Oh, nothin': we just don't happen te
e work in harness together"
4 The farmer. knowing that he could
not force his daughter into match
"a that did not please her. said no more
= He must wait for some other sutton 70,
y his daughters hand Who that suitol
10 would be he did not know. Eunice
, went quite often to the store and he
rather suspected that one of the
l. clerks there had excited her sympa
l. thies.
y One day Newt stepped up to hin
- and said:
II hope y won't blame me, Mr.. Sim
monds"
"Blame you for what?"
"Why, Eunice told me to come tt
you to ask you for her."
'Eunice told you to ask me for her
4 What d. y mean?"
4 'That's what she said for me to do
told her you wouldn't like it.
hope you won't blame me-"
The farmer looked at his employe,
4 some time before he replied. At last
= he said:
mo, Newt, don't blame you. Your,
Il ~nuI <HA l.