Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-03
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eonsouant with that superstition
pboul descending the chimney Per-
sonaiiy eur nature faking studies have
never revealed anything about flying
felndeen
A NEW york mas IS reported to
have chokcd 90 death on roast beef.
Some eluiionoaA millionaire, Of
course.
la--
MIR. BRYAN Is good nelghbor.
says Dr. Lnwton sure. you know
how little 81 his time MR. Bryan
spends az home
L.
sULzER has no axo to grind, ne
says 30. William. very true. the
legislature has the axe.
d.
THE DUCA DE ABRUz' he's not.
go FAR as we can learn. committed
suicide nor gone 60 the South Pole
on account % the marriage Of Miss
Eikins.
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WE PRESUME. in tais connection.
that the bride VIII now stay OFF the
trent page for n while
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AN OHIO man left $1,000 20 each
Of the stenographors. OH. lust think
Of the chewing gum Il viii buy, Col
trude.
g.
1T rs ASSERTED on reliable au-
thority that tho president used two
nouns with q singular verb. This
ought 10 be pretty positive indlca-
ton that Mr., Wilson is becoming per-
turbod.
A MANS content to boss the job;
woman bosses the boss or she plays
hob
WE STILL insist upon the Elimln-
alton of Huerta. So far a. that Is
concerned. we insisted upon the non
assassination OF Madcro.
o.
INDIANAPOLIS may always be de-
pended upon TO como braveiy forward
with a dynamite explosion or q street
car strike riot
o
MEANWHILE. DR. Henry Allen
Tupper seems 10 be doing quite "a biz
Va HtAt'ANi ullAhlAh ulhhhhs
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THE ODDS arc reported TO be
against Tammany IN New York where
they pull Oft an election tomorrow.
when the odds are against Tammhny,
Keep your eye on Tammasy 'ris IS a
cunning and resourceful old varmint,
that historic tiger
g.
WE RESPECTFULLY protest, now
against any p,ore witticlsms on the
ground that wee President Marshall
IS visiting his mother-in-
O.
WITH NEARLY $50 automobile
tourists honking through Albuqucr-
cue in month. q begins 10 look as
90 we might get more than "a smell ot
that 1915 exposition business.
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plain Words.
CFrom a Kittannlng pa) EXchangc)
The girl who Insists on spooning
with everybody in the corporation
limits ought 90 bo taken back 10 the
woodshed and relieved OF her over
flow OF affection with "a No. / slip
per laid carclessly across the hiplcts
We had sooner see "a girl kiss q blind
shoat through barhWiro fence
than have her change partners siX
nights a wees Boa the front parlor
with the lights turned low. II Is
harder 20 marry of girl who has
been paved Owen Dos every boy IN the
community than 10 is TO fatten sheep
on pineapple i,c.
What To- Mpur ON the IuUpn
The following sartoriai suggestions
from the END MAN. in Denver Field
and Farm wl, prove invaluable
lunches % the New Mexico runch-
man:
What to wear con- the ranch. WHOM
wear croaw-colorod trousers.
When hayinr-a cutawuy coat Tap
ping barrel OF ,ldor--a plug hat
Driving yoke "a cattle--oXfords.
Burning brush .lazer coat Build
ing pig ptu-a claw hammer coat
Flowing turn uu rouscrs Breaking
Tho coit-oNarhaH and jumpers. Co
Ing fishing seer ecker Planting
amy secdy fuit ecding the young
Digging potatoes sack
suit Harvesting rain leather shoes.
Gardening U.a Jacket Top
ping heets spHts lrrigatinE pumps
narrowing "a rr.Ir-tnu. Sharing ruh-
hits--a choker lrIyinE team whip I.
cord ororcoat Going on n spree I
tight pants IN ming dogs -short .
pants. Nuttiug b.. kory shirt ana I
buttcruut suit Turning out tho
hursesa hobh.r skirt Going out .
for lynchlnF blood red nccktic. /
Irrlgating tho WHn-hose. lAcking .
the kid-fclt Going 20 "a prize fight
cuffs
O.
A LOCAL IwE dcalor was once
asked ns 10 tho uor cent of profit he .
was making lu mo business "Oh, 4
Ncli'' ho said "I don't know much .
about per cent 40 profit, but ven /
buy somcdng for flfty cents and
SELLS him FOR ono dollar I knows (
don't lose uottIng
O.
so. fEMiHAMls. the Ocean Grey T.
hound is au entirely different spec
cics from tho Wator spaniel or The
Dog Fish
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WHERE $3.50 overlooked "a bet was
in falling To dictate settlement OF b
the Balkan question.
II. ID. j.