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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-02-17
Fat Policeman Is Polite.

Would YOU OBJECT" the fatter one Of
the two asked Dr ioltof III We ar
rested you;'
If W must be arrested We must he.
said the leader Of the 9Th Il want TO
tell YOU. though. that consulted Helen
HAY Greeley. suffrage lawyer. and she
SAYS I'm Within ny rights in doing this
The policemen remained plunged in
u.cp though; for q time. while the sexton
seethed with his emotions.
Then
Would you kindly stay down on the
sidewalk the latter patrolman asked
the .unraeists. pr. Holton said Yes.
and the poll .eren went of Ito look up
the law They didn't return.
With brief interval for breakfast. the
little army. half Of it standing at Fifth
avenue and 18th street and half Of II at
Fi'th avenue and 5lst street met the
people coming from every mass until ECO.
They brought 800 circulars with them.
and gave out. they estimated at least
$50
When y was all over they reported that
all Tn. men had been perfectly lovely
Most Of the women were agreable-at
least. they took circulars
BESIDES PROSECUTING for the cause. sur
fragists cleaned up Fifth avenue-not
morally. but the way Big Bill Edwards
does IN the middle Of the morning Dr.
IIa,on bethought her OF the law against
littcring the streets. She east an an
Sushcd eve on the hits of yellow paper
here ana there on the sidewalk. Then
she behold four boys rollcr-skating down
upon her
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-02-17

This department will not be responsible Tor
manuscript which IL not accompanied by stamps
FOR return. Kindly inclose stamps With qucs-
tlons requiring an answer by letter. Write on
only one side OF the paper and see that mans
and address accompany each item
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-02-17

DREAMED PEAS.-Served on rounds Of
toast with bacon. creamed peas make
satisfactory luncheon dish Drain and
wash the contents OF "a can Of peas. Make
n white sauce with a cupful of milk
thickencd with heaping tablespoonful Of
hour and as much butter: add salt ard
pepper to taste and pour in peas cooking
until the whole is thick Then add just "A
tcaspoonful of sugar and stir well before
mourning ont TO serve y. w.
New York CITY.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-02-17
SuHragists Are Game.

Are YOU game TO do stunt that viii
take YOU out at > o'clock Sunday morn
ing" she asked.
"SLffragists arc game for anything.
they chorus.d
At o'clock. therefore the working
people coming from early mass Dcheld
standing on the steps Of the Cathedral a
row OF girls wearing the curious decora-
ton Of sheaf OF yellow circulars strung
on baby ribbon. which was tied around
thei' necks. \ placard on eacn girl said
Please take one" That. Or. Holton eA-
plains. was TO avoid breaking the laws
against handing out circulars on the
street
Well. Dr. HatOn and her cirls were
having beautiful though breakfastless
time. ami ever so many people were
taking the circulars of the baby ribbon,
when the Cathedral sexton appeared. He
took one look AZ the invaders. with their
yellow paper necklaces gasped and blew
his police whistle.
Two fat patrolmen came from some
where on the run.
Arrest these women he exclaimed.
The policemen took look AZ the de-
termlned votes for women army. consid-
cred with their thumbs I'm their bets and
then considered some more
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-02-17

HOT WATER SPONGE CAKE. To two
eggs we'll beaten add cupful OF sugar
and a cupful Of -four In which have been
mixed teaspoonful Of cream OF tartar
and tcaspoonful OF lemon fiavornG.
When all is thoroughly mixed stir In half
cupful OF boiling water in which half
teaspoonful OF soda is dissolved Bake in
moderate oven Immediately. NJ ID. '.
Elmhurst. y. Y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-02-17
YELLOW VOTE TRACKS
STIR FIFTH AVENUE
Suffragists Work for the Cause
Among Worshippers at
the Cathedral.
WIN TWO FAT POLICEMEN
Amateur White Wings
Quickly Clean Up Street After
1000 Circulars Had
Been Distributed.

Or Mary Holton. leader of the -'th
Assembly District for the Woman sui
fraGe party. chose St Patricks Cathe-
dral as vantage ground in demonstra-
ton foF the cause yesterday. As aminuhi-
ton she had some five thousand circu-
lars shrapnel. as il were-nlled win
telling shots like this.
why should women not have the
right TO vote?
Who will claim that the woman OF
educat ton or affairs is unfit 10 vote. when
the drunken loafer on the corner on the
vicious gunman is qualified to do so?
IF YOU must restrict suffrage. restrict
it. but not on the lines Of sex Alone.
The artillery having been unlimbered,
the next thing to 10 was To fire. And
fire she did. yolley after volley.
Or. Holton had summoned some Of h'i
pretty girl helpers. Gwendolyn Brooks.
Gladys Brown. Marie Murphy. Anne
crewe and two OF three others responded.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-02-17

CHESTNUT CREAM. - Remove the
husks and skins from dozen fine chest
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-01-09
WRONG

The captain of the ship was
talking to the new deckhand who
had just gone to sea.
Same old story, I suppose,
said the old salt, kindly. Fool of
the family went to sea, eh?"
ooh, no, replied the boy.
That's all changed since your
day, sir"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-01-09

Llln Slices.
Leg mutton or lamb-The
smell end of the roast of mutton
or lamb should be placed at left
on platter. Carve in thin slices
across grain to bone. Begin at
large end.
Rib roast of pork should be cut
into Individual chops. Loin of
roast should be cut cross grain in
medium slices like chops, through
the tenderloin. Serve a small part
of the latter with each cut.
Roast of veal should be placed
fiat side down. Cut across grain.
Steaks should be cut through
to platter with grain of meat,
close to bone. A porterhouse
steak should be cut crosswise half
an inch thick.
Roast of beef should be placed
on platter, ribs down. Cut slices
with one stroke of knife right
through to rib bone and at right
angles to it End of roast or rump
should be carved with grain of
meat.
A saddle of mutton should be
cut across the grain of meat par
allel to backbone. Put knife into !
meat close to the ribs to separate
the slices from them.
-O-0-
WRONG
The captain of the ship was
talking to the new deckhand who |
had just gone to sea.
Same old story, I suppose"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07
ALEXANDRIA GAZETTE.
PUBLISHED DAILY.

The Alexandria Gazette Corporation.
Gazette Building King Street.
ROBERT S. BARRETT, President.
and General Manager.
HOWARD W. SMITH, Secretary and
Treasurer.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07
VALUABLE ADVICE.
Alexandria Citizens ShcuiI i'rgs!t d;
The Following Statement.

Doan's Kidney Pills were used by
this Alexandria resident.
Their merit was shown-t:te story
told.
Now cones further evidence.
The testimony is confirme|.
The remedy was tested-.Ae &C.
suits lasted.
Could Alexandria residents de-
rmand stronger proof?
Us Alexandria testimony. 1t can
be investigated.
Miss Harriet Johnson, 90! Queen
street, Alexandria, We, says:
have had no symptoms OF kidney
complaint during the past four years,
since Deans Kidney Pills crccd me.
willingly repsat the testimonial
| gave at the time my cure wa"
made. For two years had Lei Of
trouble with my back. As long as
[ kept still l got along alright, ouS
as soon as I began to worl: l was
bothered terribly by backache. a
neighbor gave me box Of Doan's
Kidney Pills, procured from Lead
beaten & Co.'s drug store ard this
remedy cured me- would advise any
kidney sufferer to use Doar's Kid
ney Pills"
For sale by ali dealers. Pr.ce soc
Tos.srMilburn Co., Buffalo, \. y.
| sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan' Sand
take no other.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07

there, and that others VINO we i'm
agined had through tickets will be
among the missing.
There was a Joseph of Arimathea,
a rich man, among the first fruits Of
the Gospel. We have not been ac-
corded the privilege of inspecting
the Lambs Book of Life. Croesus
may have his name ther=in.
One Of the Hebrew prophets sur
prised the great King cyrus dur
ing the Bablyonish captivity by
showing that historical parsonage
that his name had been placed in the
Hebrew scriptures by the Prophet
Isaiah many years before tn. Per-
sian monarch was born, foretelling
the part he was to play in restoring
the Jews to their own Land.
When the reading angel comes to
the letter NJ. on the great day Morgan
may answer "here", notwitlS5aiG
ing Mr.. Richmond's opinions. Let
US hope so.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07
CRUSADE AGAINST
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.

Some misguided people who sup
pose themselves wise above tina!
which has been written, are enga%-
ing in useless crusade towards tic
abolition of capital punishm?n: in
this state. Strange to say. some
who are prominent in this question
able work are ministers Of the gos-
pie, who are suffering from 2 hallu-
cination that they can gradually
bring OH the millennium. in ibis coli
nection it may be we'll to st::te that
whenever a prominent man, such as
an official or member of wei! know
family, is guilty Of murder, the apoi.
ogists for others guilty of Tie crime
invariably demand that he receive
The full penalty Of the law. THIS
was apparent a year ago wnen q
young man was executed in Virginia
for killing his wife, as it was also
several years before when Ike for
mer mayor Of a city Of the common
wealth paid the psnalty o. the Ia"
for similar offense. But whca fierce
mountaincers, defiers of law who,
apparently flee civilization, arm
themselves and become wholesale
murderers, the same class c. people
find their hearts bubbling Ger with
pity and attempt ia induce the COVER
nor of the Stats to scar his corsc!-
ence ard prove unfaithful 10 his oath
Of Office and his sacred trust b.
standing as buffer between fierce
criminals and the gallows.
The element ref:rred to glove al
so desire the legislature t. change
the name of the penitcntiar. &c the
'Home for Unfortunate Mcn ana No
men,"
1t is high time that peOp'e Wao
possess masculine minds. Wee call
ing halt upon such asininc dreams,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07

Ncwpor;, News Va, April T.
Thomas MorrisAy, a riggcr, wa:
killed and NJ. n Refer, CO pen.
er. was badly hurt when acaf-
fclGing On whicH they were wo ,;irG
at the snip yanlE collapsed yaste lay
\ third man s. wed himself ~ rae
Ding joice Attached to t.:e 2ci'
against which the scafold re III
Morrisscy aM Keffer fell til It. five
feet. and dhc former fractured his
skull, death resulting an hou@ |; .er.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07

Entered at the Postoffice of Alex
andria, Virginia as second-class mat
ter.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07

TERMS:-Daily, year, 5000
Six Months, $3.50. Three Months.
Sl.25. One month, 43 cents. One weel
10 cents.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07

At Corporation Court of the City
of Alexandria, continued and he'd at
the Court House of said City Oh
Wednesday, March 18th, 1913
Present Hon. Louis c. Barley,
Judge.
Valerous Ross
VS.. III CnaEccry.
Anderson Ross.
Upon the application Of the COM
plainant, stating specifically the last
known place OF abode of defendant,
ind process having been issued and
returned of the Sergeant's, showing
he defendant not being found within
The jurisdiction Of the Court the court
Dr. this 10th Gay Of March, 1913, doth
grant the following order of publ
2atiCn:
The object of this suit is to obtain
for the complainant, divorce from
the bord Of natrimony from the de-
PENDANT, on the ground Of wiifpl de-
sertion and abandonment, and for
general relief, and an affidavit
having been made and filed that the
defendant, Anderson Ross is not a
resident Of the State of Virginia,
it os ordered that he do appear hare
within fifteen days after due publca-
ton, and do what is necessary to
protect his interests in this suit.
And it is further ordered that a
.opy of said order Of publication be
published once week for four sue
:essive weeks in the Alexandria Ga
zette, newspaper published in the
City of Alexandria. Virginia, that d
copy be posted at the front door OF
the court house Of said city on or
before the next succeeding rule day
after this order is entered and that 4
copy of order of said publication shall
be sent by registered mail ~ the
Clerk Of this Court, addressed to the
said nonresident defendant at Rock
vile. Maryland, his last known place
of abode.
A copy Teste:-
NEWELL S. GREENAWAY, Clerk.
SAMUEL G. BRENT, P. @.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07
rorrh Medicine For Children.

800 much care cannot be used in
selecting q cough medicine FOR chill
circa. i. should IL pleasant to take,
contain 10 harmful! substance ard
be mos efectuai. Cham6criain's
Cough Remedy meets the rcairc-
nents and is a favoTi;e with the
nathess Of voting children every
where. For sale by al dealers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07

SWING your parting IS, balance -,
how my h:ar. he music thrill!
Soil I'm lame and IstifF and sore
From dancing land FRS and grad lies
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07

Ny LkANoSoN DALI.
Ny grandson Bill IS merry little
boy,
Oh a sprigiltly kid IS ne,
And his heart IS fu!i Oh happy.
childish Joy,
The ticking Of my watch he always
wants to hear,
And he pulls my whlskers and nc
tweaks my ear,
And the world seems bright, Instead
Of cold and sere,
When he sits upon ny knee.
TO amuse himself is his end aid ain
IN me-
ana mes ac.iYe as " NiouSe' -
anu "heh ''il ~ '''ete 'i'eie VIII
iAe'y 'e S'i''' S'iN,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07

of st. Johns Episcopal church, il
Philadelphia, yesterday, said:
j. Pierpont Morgan has rot
Gore to heaven, for there is no
such place as heaven. Besides
he would be very unhappy up
among the angels, with all his
art treasures. He is now begin
ming a new lif: in a new world
perhaps in this world as
common day laborer.'
If it caused his death to testi-
fy before the Pujo Investigate
ing committee, then should more
Of his type be called to testify
In the Episcopal church Nor
gan had dominant influence
He controlled our House Of Bish-
ops, yet he held back religious
enthusiasm, for he did not be-
licvc IN it at all. Our church
will never progress very fast
until about % rich corporation
officials, retired financiers and
aristocratic gentlemen (sarcas-
tically), who at present control
our general convention, 20 to
join Morgan. The sooner they
go, the better.
The Great King David once sait
he would prefer failing into the
hands of God than man, as moro
mercy would be shown him, and,
Judging from the above uttcrances
lie expressed wisdom.
J. Picrpont Morgan was N ;
sense, an unfortunate mamie in
hcrited business instinct, CONNER
cial Foresight, and the industry of {
bcaver--and if the development O
these gifts of nature was a sin un
to death, he should receive our sym
patty, not anathemas.
The Great Teacher did not clos
the doors of Heaven to a rich man
He did however, imply that such ar
destined to have a rough road to III
eternal city. There are other classe
also who may be compelled to "ago
nize" to enter the kingdom.
A minister in Alexandria man!
years ago in speaking on this sub
jcct set numbers Of his congregation
to thinking when he said that whsi
he first read the Saviour's words con
corning the difficulty Of a rich ma
being saved, he supposed that onl
the opulent were referred to. HI
however, had revised his opinion cor
siderably in later years. and beliey
cd the words Of the man of Galile
were aimed at impecunious aecpl
also, as the great majority of til
class buiEded air castles and muse
on what they would do if they ha
the means. They are worshippe1
OF riches, and had they millions {
their command they would excee
the Count Of Monte Christie in rio
Gus living.
But a word for Morgan. We al
told that we viii find many people
heaven we never expected to NEE
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07

If he tripped up and snaa:aed hi
ankle, could Robinson Moncura ] q?
If old Fannie should die. voul,
Frank F. Marbury her?
If he liked one CT his horses bst
ter than the others, would RODE n
Petit?
What's the idea Of this new stylc
Of collar that all the young fc low
are WEARING? Are We really coming
TO those long-winged effects, o. ar
thc bays just wearing them fcr
joke?
The Creek flag once again lie'
ever the corner. Never more vii
the agile Chalk gIite to the Itch
~ after the succulcn1 nam and 1gg.
and Turkey trot bacl; flo draw Il cot
fec. Our distress il keen and sin
Gers. Truly, The gg5b die youn~
SWING your partnq IS, balance g,
~
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07
SMILES.
By The Second Ward Bard.
MY GRANDSON BILL.

4 Il . 4
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07
Ease Neuralgia
uIi|iiiiI|IIIIIstGrCIg

Massage! with MUSTEROLI arc
notice howl The pain lessons, :.nG tht
delicious cqr:f2r,'t That takes its Place
Sufferers At over the country writ,
Us about This araazing, quici: r:lief
MUSTEIoLE is a clean, white oint.
menJ, mfde with oil Of mustard
Simply RIB i. on--no plaster neces,
sary.
B2tterfth2n . mustard plaster ant
positively does rot blister!
DoctoS. ami nurses frankly rec
onmend MUSTEROLE for Sore
Throatf Bronchitis, Group, Stiff
Neck, Asthma, Neurslgia, ConseS-
ton, Tlaarisy, Rheumatism, Lumba-
70, Pains and Aches Of the Back
or Joints, Sprains, Sore Muscles.
Bruises, Chiiblains. Frosted Feet
Colds 3I the Chest Ii prevents Pneu-
moria.)
AT your druggists in 25c and Sc
jars, and s2ccia! large hospital
size for $2.5C.
Ac3-pt no substitute. If your drug
sisT cannot supply you,5end IS or SOC
% ithe AIGstdro!e Company, Cleve-
land, O., and We vii! mail you .
jar postage prepaid.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07
THE ETERNAL ABODE
OF J. PIERPONT MORGAN.

Rev. George Chalmers Richmond,
in his sermon on the Christian stand
ard Of life, before the congregation
of st. Johns Episcopal church, in
Philadelphia, yesterday, said:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-04-07
Pleads For War Tax Bids.

Berlin, April 7.-Referreing in
plain words to the war situation that
confronts Germany, the chancellor
this afternoon spoke for an hour IL
behalf Of the $262. 5000 war tax b.'
introduced in the Reichstag.
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
rOadrunnel
BOY SHOOTER BEATS VETERANS
Twelve Year Old Son Of Ralph L. Spotts Wins Three Events at
 Larchmont Traps.

\ tWelve-year-old boy Ralph R. Spotts. son of Ralph l.. Spotts a WeH-knoWn trap shooter stepped in among the veterans at the Larch- mont x Y. Yacht club shoot Feb ruary > broke 70 out of loo targets and won the I-archmont and Visitors Trophy shoots. competing with four teen of the clubs crack shots in cluding his father. The youngster returned d full score of 25. with a handicap of x. in the first 25 bird event and repeated the score in the next, cHnching his winnings by shoot ing off ties with "grown-ups in both events.
 That the boy was not favored in his handicap of eight targets is evi- dent from the fact that in his first attempt at the elusive clay birds, made only d short time ago. he was able to break only 47 out 1O0-an initial score not without promise, by the way Tn his one other triai at the traps before making his first published scores. the young shooter broke B out of 100
 As field shooters, however. father and son. each with his own pet gun 1 and both shooting Rpmington-UMC shells as at the traps. often roam the l game haunts together and in this ! form of the shooting sport the youth i full Nimrod eXcclS many seasoned 1 hunters.
 ! Ralph l.. Spotts. father of the young 1 man whose future ds d trap shooter | seems SD bright who was member of the victorious american Tray 1 Shooting team at the Olympic games, | firmly believes that every boy should learn the use of arms and ammuni-
 ton as part of his life equipment. T do not believe that closer observ- ance of the laws of pure. clean sport can be found anywhere than among trap shooters" MT Spotts. ST. saiC in answer to the reporters inquiry.
 At the traps continued Mr | Spotts, Every man stands on his
 own merits and is so judged. Crook edness is severely condemned and the square deal is exalted. This is sooC atmosphere for boy to get into jus
 as he is forming ideals If he learn,
 only the principles of fairness an'
 how to take a beating and give on'
 with equal grace. it would seem t' me to be well worth while
 Then. too, d boy should be tauGh
 to handle arms and ammunition in i telIigently not only that he may no
 get on the didn't know il was load
 ed list but that he may acquire tn
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
SCHOOL BOYS GATHER AT BIG
 SHOOT

In every way the biggest indoor riff" range tournament yet conducted for scholastic marksmcu in the Unit ed States ended at the Seventy first Regiment armory. New York City last week, after three days Of com- petition
 Nearly every local high school had one or more teams in the champion- ship events. besides additional en- tries for individual honors that brought the list of contestants up close to the two hundred mark. IL took nine hours of steady firing on the closing day of the shoot to decide the various titles Stuyvcsant High finally gaining the team champion
 ship award and the Clinton youngs- ters doing the best work in the indi- viduals
 The tournament held under the auspices of the Morris Rifle club. Was the seventh annual affair of it's kind, and included competitors among three different classes of individual marksmen and two classes of teams. nearly a hundred prizes being offered. i The boys shot with - calibrc rifles ! over seventy-five foot ranges. The ! highest individual score was l36 out of 150
 | The big meet presented the strong est possible evidence of tha success ] of the system of rifle shooting in- l struct.on now well established in the i schools of the metropolis
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
SPEEDWAY" CURTAIN RAISER

Indiana will contend for national prominence when it comes to staging gasoline events next summer h. diana's motorcyclistS will hold. May 16. Y and Is. the first state conven- ton of the Federation of American MotOrCyclists in the entire United States. will put on a big 24-hOur en- durance run and will hold a race meet at the state fair grounds. May 29, as d curtain raiser to the big Memorial Day races at the Indian apolis Motor Speedway.
 The Memorial Day Speedway race attracts automobile enthusiasts from every nook and cranny of the coun- try, many of them being in Indian apolis the day before the automobile race. The motorcylists will take ad- vantage of their presence and will stage an event on May 29th that will show them some of the thrills of competition on two wheels. The In dianapolis Motorcycle club has al- ready obtained the fair ground track
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
ARlZONA CAME

State Game Warden Frank Rogers is issuing d little document that shows the game seasons. The notice also shows when and how game can be shot in Arizona. Following is an extract:
 Open se&sons-Male deer and turkey. Oct. 1 to Dec 15 Quail, snipe and rail. Oct. l5 to Feb. l. Ducks. geese and brant. Sept l to April | Doves and white wings June l to Feb. l. Trout, June to Sept. l. Black bass strawberry bass or crappie Sept to Dec. l. Any person who shall take any fish under seven inches in length Of any of the above varieties is required to return such fish. as little injured as possible. to the waters from which they were taken
 No open eason-Antelope. elk. goat or mountain sheep, female deer, lawn. roadrunner bob-White. grouse or pheasant.
 Limit to each pcrson-T>yo male deer per season, 25 quail per day; 25 ducks per day. B doves or white wings per day: turkeys per season: 70 pounds of trout. bass. crappie, or catfish or 40 fish over : inches in length in one day
 Failure to comply with the above provisions is a misdemeanor under the law punishable by fine or i'm 1 priSonmont