Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-03-21

house to disgrace his relatives.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The largest diamond in the world
has been discovered in South Africa,
It's only matter of time till it is
discovered by United States customs
officials. Cleveland Plain Dealer
After many sproutings and frost
! bites the free seeds were put back in
/ the agricultural appropriation bill It
is hard to get these little bits of
graft cut out Salt Lake Tribune
Harry Thaw as mealticket for
hungry lawyers and doctors is no
more an edifyng spectacle than he
was when he was burning money on
Broadway cleveland Leader
Uncle Sam is the modern Hercules
After the Augean stables of Manila,
Havana, Molokai and the canal zone,
he will tackle Quayaquil More pow
err to his elbow Brooklyn Eagle.
Before issuing call for Jehad
the Sheik Ul-Islam should have taken
pains to study what may happen to
man who is too enthusiastic about
throwing his hat into the ring
Washington Post
When the king of Servia goes to
battle in a motor car war loses much
Of its picturesqueness. If there must
be war, let its hero ride a foam
flecked steed into the jaws of death.
Toledo Blade.
The Butte Miner, in its local steel
market, refers to a contract for IAN
apartment house at 107th street and
Broadway" Must be a mile or two
to the southeast of the Washoe
smelter.- Kanesburg Illumination.
Cuba seems to think that amnesty
begins in jail. Boston Herald.
Few are chosen, and you don't have
to call any Memphis Commercial
Appeal.
One has to be futurist to get on
to the curves of this administration.
Baltimore Sun
1t will do no harm either to check
up on the fire risk in your own home.
Omaha Bee.
Liquor improves with age The
longer you keep it corked the better
it is for you-Atlanta Journal
If an indictment means states evil
dence in every case, who will be
sent to jail?-Little Arthur Echo.
The first hurdle in the democratic
party's path seems to be the patron
age problem Detroit Free Press.
The policemen seem to be almost
the only standpatters left in author
ity in Washington. Kansas City Star
Some smart American ought to be
able to invent acid-proof stationery
and make fortune in England
Cleveland Leader
John Barrett is to keep his job and
it is also certain that he will here
after also keep his mouth shut New
Orleans Pieayune.
Two donkeys are going to walk
from Portland, Me-, to Portland, Ore
The one who bet on Teddy will lead
the other Pittsburg Post
The personnel of the state depart
ment is unanimous in the conviction
that the new secretary has grin
sense of humor.- Cleveland Leader.
Houston, David F., born in North
Carolina, bred in South Carolina, but
tered in Texas and Missouri ant
toasted everywhere! Columbia State
newspaper writer declares that
it is easier to live on SIS week
than $4,000 a year. II certainly is
if you don't get the $4,000
land Leader
However, purchase of two-gallor
hat is the only evidence to date thai
William Jennings Bryan has develop
ed reactionary tendencies,-Pi ttsburl
Gazette.
With rare courage Los Angeles ad
mits il has no Stun district ant
cheerfully awaits the consequences
of this absence of publicity .-Cleve
land Plain Dealer
We note the prediction that womer
will some day sweep the streets o.
New York. Long skirts must be com
ing into fashion again Nangle, N. Y
Utterance.
OF course there is still room t
hope that some of those disappoint
ed aspirants to cabinet Jobs may BE-
made ambassadors to great powers
Galveston News.
Detroit philosopher has decided
that when boy leaves the house
without slamming the door II is time
to begin worrying about him Dallas
News.
It now costs a person in Utah
three dollars to stay away from the
polls and good citizenship is becom
ling proportionately popular Mime