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Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
Detroit Overwhelmed Highiandsrs.

New York. Au$. 5.-Detroit overwhelmingly de- feated New York Ill the second game of the series by q score Of 10 to ,. The locals played bad bah in the field behind mediocre pitching Detroit ham, mered the ball hard. Keatng started for New York and the visitors scored four in f first inning on four hits. error and a steal After Heating walked Rush in the second. Schulz replaced him. and Bauman. the first batter 10 face him. hit a home run. Caldwell finished the game and was 8 slight imprc~>nent. Score:
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
First Round for Bridgeport Cup.

Norfolk. Conn. Aug. 5.-The Fist annual tennis tournament for the B-idgenan cup started today on the courts of the Norfolk Country Club, with s entrants, among them being Robert LeRoy of New York, who has twice won the cup; A. Man Jr., the ! ale stnre and Frank Watrous, a for rer well known Yale player MT. Man won the cup last year.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
.urray's Boston Store
 WILLIMANTIC, CONN.
Special Prices on HOUSE DRESSES

Our great principle of good dressing is suitability. So the sensible who does housewok for herself body else wants dresses of strong, washable material.
 We have pretty collection of House Dresses, made of good quality Percale Prints and Gingham high cool Dutch neck trimmed with bands of contrasting materials and even pretty Laces ranging in values from S1.oo to S2oo We have gathered them together this week and priced them 75c, S1 .oo and S1.5o.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
COTTON.

New York. Aug. 5. -i Spot cotton quiet; middling uplands 12O0; gulf 12.25. Sales, none- Cotton futures closed barely steady. August 11.56. September 1.17, October 1899, Decem- Der 10.94, January 10.87, February 1O,9q March 1895. May HOS.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
RATIONAL LEAeuE STANDING.
Chicaeo swamps Brooklyn.

Chicago Aug 5-The Chicago team. under the leadership of Acting Manager Leach defeated Brook lyn I3 in a batting bee today. Fucker started the game for the visitors and forced to retire under a fusnade of hits Curtis. who succeeded Rucker, also hit in bunches but finished the contest as the local batters eased Cy Williams, the Notre Dame recruit the Chicago star with the bat. He drove in with a single tn the first inning and made a homer in the second inning with the bases full In his four times at bat he made as many hits Brdwell also batted 1000 in four times up. getting two bases balls and mak- hits. Score:
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
Totals. s4 s P Il
Chicago 4.&ashInssOn 2.

Washington. Aug Chicago made if two s+rsieb+ against Washington here today. winning to 2 in the tenth inning after Benz. who had been pitching shut-out ball. weakened in the ninth and paved the way Tor two Washington and a tied score
 Boehnng had the visitors puzzled. errors being re- sponslole Tor two runs scored him before he was taken out in the ninth to make way for pinch
 Manager Callahan of the Chicago team today denied
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
ATTORNEYS S-AT-LAw
tAsIsnn assoc:A. .on s1AnplNa.
sprin,f,Ie RIank. pIant.r.-

N,r Londcn. Au= 5.-Surin-feid took the third 7e o tec scTics here today by the score of to O. tr'r Hnic- s-o started for the locals was hit in fe Ftaeae& In Inc sfrcnfh inning. with three men c1 n-c-- Foye was sent n a pinch hitter but lsl % oonnevt it uts in this inning that Rada- hezh mza smtsfitufed Tor AbeTcrnmbie Score:
 c-rJr.a.fd
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
Challenge From New London.

The West End Baseball team of New London would like to play either the Norwich Town team of the Taftville team, Sunday, August 10, or Sunday, August r, in the after noon Address John Cavanaugh, 226 Shaw Street, New London.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
cIncInnati E. Rnston {.
Cincinnati

Cincinnati Aug 5-Cincinnan by punching hits won the third straight game from Boston today. to l. Boston could do nothing with Brown. who pitched old time form. not allowing more than one consecutive hit in one inning Score:
 Boston Cincinnati.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
MONEY.

New York, Aug. 5.-Money on call steady at 1-4m2 1-2 per cent; ruling rate 1-4: last loan 1-2; closing bid ? If: offered at 1-2. Time loans steady; 50 days 3-4: 90 days 1-2@ 34: six months (.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
PhiIIies Held St. Louis RuBIcss.

St Louis Aug. 5-Alexander at his best to- day and held St. Louis runless. while Philadelphia punched hits in inning for the only run of the game Manager Huggins returned today from Cincin- natl where he spent two days trying to arrange g. trade with Joe Tinker Huggins said that deals were made but that something probably would de yelop in q few days. Score:
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

-i1-ied -eE Ahc-crla-ble ia sth-
 Scr-~ by iurlu=s- Sr-.rgrriI ..-- ..--.-0 n 70 Nrs rrlacn ..o O @ O O n n "a rEo lase hits BErnes. NIisen
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

He~ Easland Lsas

He~ England League At Fan Riser-Fsn River 7- Brackfon f. A Lawrrrce-L.aMrrnce 5 Lynn {. AT icwcit-Inwsu 6. Portland { Al Worrrxicr-first game New Bedford c. Wor- e~-trr Scr~lnd game Woncster 5 New Bedford q l@evcn inuiurs ny agreement
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
WHO IS
 TO
 BLAME.

great kidney remedy. At druggists In nfry-cent and dollar sizes. You may psmphlef telling all about it. Address DF. kllmer Co., Binghamton. \. Y.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
Totals, s4 6 "A IS
Score by inninFs-

Brooklyn . .........o ee0o O. ? Chicago ...... ........4 0 *-13
 Two base hits. Leach Miller. Needham. zmmer- man; three base hit Phelan; home runs. Williams Wheat.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
" ashIn sten.

sBatted fer Beehlng in Eth.
 *shan fer gaslaseH Ill etEh cllease ...... ..1 Q o1O q a-4 Washington ... 70 Q 00 4oO 0 2 0-2 Two base hits. Lord. Mcbride. Gandil; three base hit. Ainsnith
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
The Sale of k2Ss 4G;S ANTIQUES AT PUBLIC AUCTION A g rdsuur acrC C&nnFAs

A PUBLIC AUCTION Pythan shington Street. THURSDAY, 7,F19f3 
  with other estates which have be stored for time  of   
 
   of of high with
 
  
 
   SALE, INVEST, Aucione
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

1 the champion, who was striken with appendicitis on the eve of a match with Welsh,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
Rcd Sax Divide Win St. Louis.
tFirst Game.

Boston, Aus. 5.--St. Louis and Boston divided a double header today. Boston winning the first gama to and the visitors taking the second to :
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
.Ratted for Moselez in

+Batted for Moseley in 9th.
 Score by innings: St. Louis ...-...-.-....l O- Boston ........ .-......1 o-2
 Two base hit. McAllister; three base hits. Pratt Austin. Brief.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

Women as well as men
 are made miserable by kidney and hladder
 tr uble. Thousands recommend Dr Kli- mers Swamp Root, the
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

Foster of the 'sRed Eox" is said to be capable in the in1eld and behind the bat, as well as on the slab.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

Because of the row over Zeider. Callahan and Chance do not speak as they pass each other.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
NORWICH BuLLETTN WEDNESDAY,, AUGUST g. 1913

the rumor that he to he relieved of the | agerfa reiils of the White S6x at the end of the | season by President comiscy because of the iatters alleged dissatisfaction over tho way the club has been srayefins lately Sccre:
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

"Kldp Gleason of the old "Ortoles' Ia coaching the White Sox'' players Twenty-fy five years ago he pitched for the rPhlllies.I
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

Manager McCann of New London says several teams haxe asked him to pit a price on Outf1elder Holden.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
PhIladelphIa.
BASEBALL NOTES.

"Joe" Jackson says he wishes he was batting in the National league.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
PiHsburq.

Score py innlngs- New York .............a Q O 0 0 1-1 Pittsburg -............1 1 0 0 #-5
 Two base hits. Carey HerzoT three base hits Shafer.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
BASEBALL RESULTS TUESDAY.
lsssrnsfioHai LsaFus.

lassrustIoHai League. N Raiftr1n-c-Tnrunto | Rsi.fmorp a--r1 i--tz-s nin<s- 10 4A@ Af FruridcIlrc- fsocllrstrr 8 P-ori,fen.. A Nsrzrk-Ru,aio i. Newsrk |
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

Totals S3 5 24 Il 9
 4+Batted for Perdue in 7th.
 zBatted for Strand in 9th.
 Rariden out for interfering with catcher Rogtor o I 6 0 co 0-i Cincinnati ...... ......2 0 0 6 0 *-5 Two base. hits Mann shecksrd: three base hits. HobtzelI Tinker. Sheckard.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

the other local printers felt they had a fair chance to figure on the city and town printing.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

Frank Chance says Peckinpaugh the former New Haven shortstop, is another Joe" Tinker.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
wILLlMANTIc CAMP GROUND.

Improvement Society Meets-Birthday Party-Address on Missions-Beach Outing.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

The Federal league is getting along nicely and is drawing the crowds. fndiahanails leads the race, with Cleveland aad Chicago next
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06

+Batted for Houck in 2d.
 #Bdtted for Brown in 9th.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-06
New York.

'Batted for Fromme in sth.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-11-05
BROWNINGTON CENTER


Little Ralph Emerson is quite i'll at
this writing.
Mrs. George Stone and daughter
recently visited in Albany.
Miss Ruby Dutton was visitor at
the home of Philo Powers recently.
E. A. Emerson and Thomas Smith
were in Barton on business recently.
Mrs. Beede Durham and Wilmer
Bennett visited at John Bullock's last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Woodland of
Barton visited at E. A. Gallup's over
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Bennett spent
Sunday with their daughter, Mrs.
John Bullock.
Over hundred persons attended the
supper given by the blues in the
Sunday school contest recently.
Mrs. Weeden and Mrs. Martha
burrows have closed their homes for
the winter and gone to Lyndonville.
EVANSVILLE
Frank Marshall is moving to the
Frank Seavey farm.
Roy Woodland was home from
| Orleans over Sunday,
Mrs. Sarah Fox has gone to West
more to spend the winter.
| Mr.. Still of West Burke visited his
son, Alton Still, over Sunday.
Mrs Mary Cobb of Glover" visited
at U. w. Browns over Sunday.
Mrs. Archie Will1ie of Barton visited
her sister, Mrs J. W. Brown, ovel
| Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Norris ant
little daughter of Barton visited a
Charles billiards. over Sunday.
} SUPPER AND LECTURE
The Ladies' Aid society will hole
their annual chicken pie supper at thu
church Monday, Nov. 10. DIR. K. N
Joscelyn of Newport will lecture. W.
quote: "Mr. Joscelyn is born acto
and has unlimited amount of humor il
his makeup which keeps his audience
spellbound for more than two hours.
-Lakefield Standard.
"Mr. Joscelyn is one of the yer.
few orators of the Minnesota confer
ence and as such is making no little
reputation as great speaker ant
effective public lecturer .-Minnesot'
Times.
Musical talent from Newport is ais
expected.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-11-05
ODER AMMERGAU PASSION PLAY.

The passion play as witnessed during
the season of 1910 by Prof. Timothy !
Drake, lecturer. will be presented in |
the town hall, Irasburg. Friday, Nov.
z, at 8 O'Clock p. M, and in the opera !
house at Orleans Saturday, Nov. 8 at |
8 p. m. Admission. adults. Is cents.
children, ten cents. Special music at |
Orleans. We take pleasure in present |
ing to you Professor Timothy Drake,
the famous lecturer on the Ober !
Ammergau Passion Play. Prof Drake |!
has lectured on the Passion Play
constantly since 1894 and has justly
earned the reputation of being the
foremost lecturer on that subject in
this country today. He is the only
man IN America who has memorized
the speaking parts of the great sacred
drama. During the season of 1900
while the play was being produced.
Professor Drake lived at ODER Ammer-
| gau. studied the play and the people
who took part in it, and has lectured
on the 1900 production for ten years.
Prof. Drake spent the season of 1910
at Ober Ammergau, and is now
producing in pictures and words the
clearest presentation that it is possible
to produce outside the village of Ober
Ammergau. Come and see his pictures
and hear him tell the story and you
will understand all about the great
sacred drama of 1910, and YOU will
understand what our LORD JESUS
CHRIST did for u.s. Following is a
synopsis of the Passion Play: Entry
into Jerusalem. The Cleansing of the
Temple. The Traders Return making
a Tumult. The Sanhedrin in Council
Caiaphas, Nathaniel. CHRIST and
the Twelve Disciples. Simon. Laza-
rus. Martha. Mary Magdalene pours
oil upon the head of CHRIST. Mag
dalene kneels and annoints the feet of
CHRIST. The farewell of JESUS and
His Mother. CHRIST and the Twelve
on the way to Jerusalem. Peter and
John kneel to receive the Master
blessing. Peter and John sent for.
ward to prepare the Last Supper,
Judas alone. Judas and the Traders
Judas alone once more. The Uppe,
Chamber. CHRIST and the Twelve al
the Table. Dathan and Judas before
the Sanhedrin. Nicodemus. Judas
receives the thirty pieces of silver
Joseph of Arimathea. The Garden OF
Olives. The Midnight Prayer. "Coule
Ye Not Watch with Me One Hour?'
The Band of Armed Soldiers headed by
Judas. "He that betrayeth Me is a
Hand.' The Kiss of Betrayal. Pete
I and John alone. CHRIST before
Annas. CHRIST before Caiaphas
Judas alone.
81 Know Him Not" Peter alone
I John alone. CHRIST before the
j Sanhedrin. The end of Judas. CHRIST
/ before Plate. CHRIST before Herod
! JESUS scourged. JESUS crowned
/ with thorns. The Soldiers Kneel il
! Mock Manner. "Ecce Homo" Ba
] rabbas. Bearing the Cross. Simon O.
4 Cyrene. st. Veronica. The elevation
/ of the Cross. The Last Words. TIL,
Death of JESUS. The Descent from
3 the Cross. In the arms of His Mother
D At the Sepulchre. The Resurrection
The Ascension. Many beautiful pic
lures not mentioned in the synopsi
4 will DE shown, Nearly all the picture
are hand painted in rich Oriental styl
Il projected with a powerful calcium
II light.
H Rev. F. F. Cray.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-11-05
* She SuNAor Bwzz
Volume mo. 9
EDITORIAL
OCTOBER Il. 1913

EDITORIAL
Just three more weeks in this term.
Exams ahead. Get busy!
z Orleans may be justly proud of her
young people for good reports are
coming in. Several times the Junior
Buzz has had occasion to report on
honors accorded them at school and
college. Today we take pleasure in
announcing that Ruth Skinner has
been unanimously elected president of
the senior class of Wheaton college.
Patronize our advertisers.
NOTES FROM BOOKKEEPING I.
Persis Lyon, Doris Spafford and
Maynard Halves have begun a seed
and grain business.
The Union Bank has been opened
and has received many deposits.
Maynard Halves is becoming a
regular sharper. On Thursday he was
found to have $500 which did not
belong to him.
G. A. B., (Which beaker did we
break. Nellie. the big one or the large
one?'
The teachers held their Monday
evening meeting at Mr. Smith this
week instead of at the school library
as they usually do. The evening was
spent in talking over the convention al
Montpelier which Mr.. Smith. Miss
Walter, Miss Briggs and Miss Hatch
attended last week. Miss Findley,
Miss Joscelyn and Miss Huckins re-
ported on their Friday visit to the
West Derby schools.
FOR SALE hens, 1 rooster
Price. Is cents each. Leon Going.
Il This weeks visitors were Miss
Giles. Mrs. Trull and Mrs. Sageman.
The first regular practice Of the high
school girls gIee club was held las
night after school under the direction
of Miss Lothrop.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-11-05
Orleans News Page
News and Views from il1is
Hustling Village
RddltloUaA Nevos, Page HaA 5. ADshstsv, coaa
GIRL A ~

RI A -
Mr.. and 7Mrs A. E. Ordway spent
Sunday in Beebe.
Mrs Harry Carr of Lowell. Mass,
is visiting at F. w. Hardy's.
L. S. Nye is visiting his son, Dr.
Harry Nye, of Leominster, Mass.
Mrs. Bracket of Concord, N. Eli,
visited at H. B. Smiths recently
Mrs. Mortimer Parker of Newport
Center visited in town last week.
Mrs. Mary Ordway is visiting her
sons in Auburndale, Mass, for a few
weeks.
Hugh Rowell was home over Sunday
from Dartmouth to celebrate his 2lst
birthday
Mr.. and MRS. Otto S. Hahn of Fort
Monroe. Va. are visiting at F., w.
Hardy's.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. rSageman left
| Saturday for their usual Southern home
for the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Laughton and
son. Armine. Of Lyndonville were in
town day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. M. Twombly Of
Waterbury visited Mr.. and Mrs. w.
D. Twombly over Sun lay. - -- Van
Lyman Sanborn. who has for the
past year been in Cody, Wyo., has
returned home for the winter. - -.e1es
Miss Beatrice Badger was in town
Wednesday to attend the marriage OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Donaldson
Mrs M. L. Pearson, who is president
of the state W. c. T. u, is in Asbury
Park, N. j.. attending meeting OF
that society.
Twenty three members of Intervale
Chapter No. 81, O.. E. S., went tt
Island Pond Wednesday evening to the
district meeting. Five autos carried
the party.
Miss Ruth NJ Skinner. daughter OF
c. S. Skinner has been elected presi
dent of her class at Wheaton college
Norton. Mass, where she is a student
Miss Skinner, last June. went to the
Silver Bay College conference Of the
Y. W. c. A., as a representative O.
the Student Government Association
of Wheaton. She is also prominent il
the Christian Association work in tina
institution.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-11-05
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Price One Cent
ALUMNAE NOTES

AL - M MAE nv
Grace NJ. Lyon, 1912, and Fred
Donaldson were married Wednesday
evening. They are spending their
honeymoon in Portland, Me.
M. Ethel GLADDEN.. 1904, attended
the convention at Montpelier last
week
Mr.. Smith: us your beaker cracked.
Bartlett?"
"No. but it Ieaks'
The gold banded dishes and granite
ware cooking utensils earned by the
class in domestic science have arrived.
VACATION NOTES
A small party of boys and girls were
entertained by Miss Mildred Ordway
at a candy pull Thursday evening.
Oct. %.
The Merchants again played the
high school baseball team on Oct. %
and defeated them with a score of 9 to
N. M. c. in English history: .'The
reason they didn't want Matilda on
the throne was because they didn'
want woman KING
The French II class have been
amused this week in oral French by
the story OF the three bears.
| Miss Briggs to little boy in out.
door gymnastics: "Now go into the
middle of the circle and do something
that we can all do"
The little boy promptly stood on his
head.
Seen on bundle addressed to Mr.
Smith at 0. H. S. ITO be shipped by
way Of Austin's wheelharrow drawn
by Chester Clapper.
THE JUNIOR BUZZ published
weekly by the Junior class, Orleans
! high school
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-11-05

Little Ralph Emerson is quite i'll at
hi
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-02-20
SYMPTOMS OF CONSUMPTION
Yield to Vinol.

The medical profession do not be-
lieve that consumption is inherited,
but a person may inherit a weakness
or tendency to that disease.
A prominent citizen Of Evansville.
Ind. writes: Il was i'll for five
months with pulmonary trouble, and
had the best of doctors; had hemorr-
hayes and was in very bad way.
Through the advice of friend I tried
vinol, and | feel that it saved my
life. 1t Is all you recommend 1t to
be. believe 1t is the greatest medi-
cine on earth. have advised others
to try Vinol, and they have had the
same results" Name furnished on
request.)
vinol sodthes and heals the inflamed
surfaces and allays the cough. Vinol
creates an Appetite strengthens the
digestive organs and gives the patient
strength to throw of incipient pulmo-
nary diseases.
Try a bottle of vinol with the un.
Outstanding that your money will be
returned II 1t does not help you
Frank w. Bucknam, Druggist,
Sk0whegan, Maine.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-02-20

Compound and / purchased a bottle.
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H. BROWN, S09iN. Walnut ST., lola, Kan.
Change of Life is one of the most
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Women everywhere should remember
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If you want special advice write to
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The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-02-20
Notice of SheriG's Sale

Taken on execution, wherein Albert
q. Blunt and J. Wallace Blunt. late CO.
partners in business under the firm
name of Blunt Hardware Company, are
plaintiffs. and Henry vigue. com
morant of Hermosa Beach in the State
of California, is defendant, for the sum
of ninety-six dollars and eighty nine
cents t$96.S9D debt or damages. and
eighteen dollars and seventy-three
cents $1S73) costs of suit, and will
be sold at public auction, at the office
of the Clerk of Courts, in Skowhegan
in said County of Somerset. on the
twenty-second day of March, a. d. 1913.
at ten o'clock in the forenoon, the fol-
lowing described real estate. and all
the right, title and interest of the said
Henry Vigue in and to the same, and
all the right. title and interest which
said Eigue had in and to the same on
the Third day of July A. d. 1912 at
when the same was attached on the
original writ in the same suit. to-wit:
\ certain lot or parcel of land situa-
tea in said skowhegan on the south south
side of the river road leading from
Skowhegan to Waterville past the
Shoe Factory. so called; and bounded
on the north by said road; on the east
by land occupied by Frank b. league;
on the south by land of Manley T.
Pooler; and on the west by land of the
heirs and devisees of Abner ana Phii-
ander Coburn. Also all the right title
and interest of said Vigue In and to
certain spring OF water and the pipe
rs laid leading fro msaid Spring to the
above described premises.
BEING the same premises decided by
said Henry Vigue to OctaVia Vigue by
deed dated January 81. 1912. recorded
in Somerset Registry of Deeds. Book
30S. Page 226. the record title to the
same standing in said Octavia Vigue
but said conveyance being claimed by
the plaintiffs in said execution to be
fraudulent and void as to them as
creditors of said Henry Vigue.
Dated at Skowhegan, Maine, this
fourth day OF February. A. D. 1913
CHARLES II. CHUTE
3w6 Deputy Sheriff
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-02-20
MAY BE CONTEMPT OF COURT
Some Definitions by a Writer Who
Does Not Respect Our
judicial System.

A Judge is an officer appointed to
mislead, restrain. hypnotic, cajole,
seduce. fiabbergast and bamboozle a
jury in such manner that 1t will for
get all the facts and give its decision
TO the best lawyer. The objection to
Judges Is that they are seldom capable
of sound professional judgment of
lawyers The objection to lawyers is
that the best are the worst.
In some states the jury Is Judge of
the law as well MS of the facts. The
objection to this system Is that the
jury invariably decides that the law
is an ass. Hence the courts of ap-
peal
A jury Is group of twelve men
who, having lied to the Judge about
their hearing, health and business en-.
gagements. have failed to fool him
Even a Judge. 1t appears, sometimes
has a certain low cunning.
The penalty for laughing in a court
room is thirty days In jail. II 1t were
not for this penalty the remarks OF
judges would never be heard
A de1endant is man VINO mas
sought refuge in the courts from the
natural consequences Of his rascality.
A fine is bride paid by rich man
to escape the penalty laid upon poor
men In China and Persia Judge
takes brides personally. In Christen.
dom he takes them as agent for the
public treasury. But 1t makes no DIFF
ference to the man who pays them
or can't pay them.
The verdict OF jury is the opinion
of that Juror who smokes the worst
cigars.-BaItimor Evening Sun.