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The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26

up to fall in love and become wife
and mother.
The little darling didn't.
{ When she was year old she hadn't
smiled vet. When the doctor was APP
pealed to as to what allied her he re-
piled:
Her name gave her a shock and
soured her disposition
.'But will she die young?" was asked.
Not by jugful: She is cut out for
an old maid. and she will live as long
as there is anything that she can med
die with and stir up trouble"
She had got to be thirty-five years
Did when an event happened. Up to
this time they had been incidents and
UeeuffFh'es.s This was an event to be
spelled with Il big "E."
Little Mrs. Larkins>was the bride. of
: Z year. She had married a nice young
man. and the home was a happy one.
One day the husband answered her in
an impatient way. and soon after he
I had gone tn business Cynthia dropped
In to find the wife in tears. The old
maid licked her chops. Here was a
bouquet Of gossip for her. What was
the matter.
..lt,s-it's Henry~
!, .All-ha. said so when you We're
married. What's he done?'
II wanted just Il card of hooks and
ayes. and he sid he couldn't be both.
cred with sl:.Il trif'ps.''
Well, t.,at's the beginning of the
end. In six months there will be "A
separation.
OH don't say that. Henry was
boehered abort something and gave
sme Nh impatient answer. Maybe he
Win even firing the hooks ananges
when he comes = -
Lucy Larkfns. prepare yourself and
don't be deceived. can't stop longer
today. but will come in tomorrow
and tell you what you must do. Unless
you want to lose your husband, this
thing must be nipped in the bud"
Why, Cynthia, how you frighten
exclaimed the wife,
Mr.. Larkins had loaned a sum Of
money to be repaid at certain date.
When the date arrived the money was
not forthcoming Therefore he was
unset.
II Mr.. Larkins had owned up about
: the money the skies would have clear
Cd In llve minutes. If Mrs. Larkins
had mentioned that the old maid was
seeking to make trouble there would
lave been an explanation. AS it was,
when Cynthia called next day she
found victim ready for her.
did he bring the hooks and eyesY
Gle asked.
sN-no."
Good! We will now proceed to
slow that young man few things to
open his eyes. We will let him under
Sand that If he is tired of you you
aro ditto.
but / cc1't believe he is tired OF
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KEPT. FROM DYING MOTHER

Rush of Christmas Mail Holds Post
master to dob.
Pottsville, Pa, Dec. 26. - James
Kingsbury, the new postmaster OF
Pottsville, made frequentt rips to the
bedside of his aged mother, Mrs. Ma
tilda Reed, at Brooklyn, N. Y, but he
returned to his duties week ago, with
the assurance that she was i'm proved.
On Wednesday he was notified OF
her death. Owing to the rush of the
Christmas mail, which compelled him
to remain on duty, he was unable to
be with her when she died. He is ar
ranging to attend her funeral
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No Lucy dear.
Then came the note left for him prop
ped up against the clock.
81 have discovered that you no long
er love me, and you will never see me
again. 1t read.
Mr.. Larkins jumped two feet high.
His heart choked him. His knees wab-
bled. The room whirled round and
round with him. In minute more
he was out of the house calling an
alarm:
Lucy has committed suicide! Come
on to the river"
The river was at its lowest stage.
and a child could have crossed it.
Lucy's bedraggled body was not to be
seen. There was mud turtle or two
sailing up or down. but no Lucy.
There were orchards and groves,
and all night long men were searching.
They found no trace of the missing
wife, and the next day the ground was
covered again with even more care.
The result was the same.
As night came down for the second
time a score of men gathered at the
Larkins home TO sympathize, condole
and plan anew Henry L.arkins was
in tears and the others on the verge
when in walked Lucy. She had come
downstairs from the garnet. where she
had been in hiding in compliance with
Miss Cynthia's orders. She had agreed
to stay up there at least three days,
but couldn't stand the strain
Her story was told. explanations
made, and after time of rejoicing
Squire A1ler raped for order and
"Gentlemen. this meeting has pleas
ant duty to perform. Let us perform
IT.
Twenty men fled out and down the
street and stopped ut the house where
the old maid made her home. She
sQuealed and kicked5and scratched. but
she was borne to the river and ducked
till she did not get her breath before
high noon next day. No arrests: no
suits for damages. She felt that she
deserved the dose
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Textile Workers Share In Profits

Fall River, Mass, Dec. 26. = The
Bourne mills paid semiannual profit
sharing dividend of 31a per cent to
the employees. About IS per cent of the
800 operatives will be benefited. The
total amount paid out equals $4,000. In
order for an operative to benet under
the profit sharing system he must
have worked at least six months be-
fore declaration of the dividend.
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Accidentally Kills DAUGHTER.

Southboro. Mass, Dec. 26. = Alice
the eleven-year-old daughter of G. w
Whitney, publisher, OF Boston, was
accidentally shot and killed by hel
mother. Mrs. Whitney was extracting
. shell from the magazine of rife
mne. lii weapoa was discharged, tn
bullet entering the child's heart.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
Christmas Pardon For "Boy 81

Christmas Pardon For "Boy Broker"
Boston, Dec. 26.-Robert 7E. Davie
known as the hoy broker" who was
serving prison term of five years for
misappropIiating funds intrusted to
him for investment, has been pardon
ed by the governor and council. He
had served two and half years of
his sentence
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
A PeSsimjst.

Persistence will gain sou fame and
fortune, my son. said the Sage.
''Oh. don't KNOW replied the Fool.
"lf the danseii0n WASH t so persistent
the blame things would be raised un-
der glass and would be worth as much
as American Beauties = Cincinnati
ENQUIRER.
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STEALS BACON AMID GEMS.
Christmas Thief Priced 1t For Old
Fashioned Cure.

christmas Thfef PriZed IL For Old
Fashioned Cure.
Pittsburgh, Pa, Dec. 26.-A most
discriminating burglar visited the
home of N. S. Zimmerman, wealthy
resident of Beechview, suburb, and
after carefully going over a pile OF
Christmas presents selected from
among them a side of bacon prepared
in the old-fashioned way and sent to
Zimmerman by his father as Christ
mas present
Among the packages left by the ma
rauder were several which contained
valuable pieces of jewelry valued al
some hundreds of dollars.
Zimmerman, hearing the thief at his
work, threw on the electric light ami
descended to the lower floor TIE
burglar, however, had fed with his
bacon, 81
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
A Splendid Remedy for
Dangerous Kidney Trouble

For a long time 4 was troubled
with severe kidney trouble and ii
critical condition. was advised
by a physician who knew the seri1
BUSINESS of my condition to try;
well known Sanitarium Il St.Lol7
did so and derived no benz
from this Institution .aH woS
idly sinking from bad TO Mssrss. ~lien
a friend advised DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, which I used, and In
a fairly short time commenced to
show a decided improvement.
have taken several bottles of your
remedy and am now in the best Of
health. Gratefully yours,
H. H. CRAWFORD,
CRANKY, Missouri.
Personally appeared before NE
this 26th of March, who subscribed
the above statement and made oath
that the same is true in substance
and in fact. S. B. Warner,
Notary Public.
Prove What Swamp-ROOt Will Do
For You.
Lettcrto
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
Cox Rardons Ten For Christina,

Columbus, o., Dec. 26.-Christmas
gifts in the form Of pardons were
made by Governor Cox to ten prison
ers in the Ohio penitentiary. HEADING
the list of thise given immediate free
dom was Paul Zelher, serving a life
sentence for murder.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
New York,s New Mayor Sworn In

New Works. New Mayor Sworn In.
New York, Dec. 26.-John Purroy
Mitchell, elected mayor Of New York
last month on the fusion ticket, took
the oath of office on Wednesday. The
oath was administered by Supreme
Court Justice Ford in the presence of
q few personal friends. Mayor Mitchell
will not take Office ntil the first of the
year.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
Letter to
Dr.. Kilmer & Co.
Ringhamton, N. 7.

Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer &
Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a sam
pie size bottle. 1t will convince
anyone. You will also receive a
booklet of valuable information
telling about the kidneys and bad
der. When writing, be sure and
mention the Cambridge Daily Ran
ner. Regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at. all
drug stores.-Ady.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
Explosion Kills Nineteen.

Rome, Dec. 26.-Nineteen persons
were killed and eighteen seriously in
jured by an explosion in the fireworks
factory at Terre Annunziata, near Ns
Pies.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
Fire at carneoie Country Place

Hastings on Hudson, N. Y, Dec. 26-
The garage on the country place OF
Andrew Carnegie, near the st. An
drew's Golf club links, was destroyed
by fire. The firemen found no hydrant
near the fire and had to fight tn:
flames with buckets. -
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internret.r Wanted.

Curling. like it's sister Scottish game
of golf. has its own vocabulary. Here
us a dialogue in which Scot In the
antipodes tried to illustrate the ''kittle
pints' of the game to his New Zealand
friends.
whats pat-lid. MIR. Macpherson
asked an inexperienced member of the
venerable skip
Div We no see. We gowk?" said the
skip. "Ye ding yer stane cannily. but
nae sac fine as tae hog it; nae halfin'
feg nor jinkin' turn, We ken. but ten.
tiely. that it aye gangs snoovin an
straight as an elder'd walk, hog
snoufherin' amang the guards. till We
fam on the vera tee. When ye'ye
dune that. laddie. we've made pat-lid.
and We may bear the greer
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
Her Mind.

Hilton-My wife is a matter of fact
woman. She only speaks her mind.
Chiffon So does mine, but she charges
her mind so often that it keeps her
talking all the tirne.- Chicago News
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
JOS. Il. MAyNE
R0bins0n's All American Shop
Is NOW OPEN
40 Poplar Street next door to Warren Hooper

Shoes repaired and all fo;es sew ed
by hand, harness of all kinds fe-
paired and all parts made % order,
have the best Oak harness leather
in stock. All work done when pro-
missed and prices guaranteed to be
right, Cats Paw rubber heels. black
and tan, trunk straps made, satch
els and dress suit cases repaired.
After % years experience l belle We
hand work Is better than machine
work and 1 do all my work by and
Try the all American shop
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26

Experience teaches us again and
again that there Ia nothing men have
loas command over than their tongues.
r-Spinoza.
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DIES PLAYING
SANTA CLAUS
.Succumbs in Snow After Max
ing Boy and Mother Happy.

Denver, Colo, Dec. 26.-Moved by
the pathetic story of little Wilbur Har-
ris, eight years old, who lives with his
widowed mother in tiny cottage
here, W. H. Heap, of Paterson, N. j.,
who has been suffering with tubercu-
losis, went in an automobile against
the wishes of his physician to play
Santa Claus for the poverty stricken
widow and child.
Heap brought to the cottage many
toys and presents and few moments
later he collapsed, dying in the snow.
His body is now on its way east for
burial.
~However, the child, happy with his
many gifts from Santa Claus, is un-
aware of the tragedy which followed.
While in Denver Mr.. Heap Joined an
organization known as the Good Eel
lows. One of the members told him
the story of little Wilbur, explaining
that the widow was destitute and had
told little Wilbur not to expect Santa
ClausAhis year, that he was busy with
wed io3,ld not bother
VII
THE child's keen disappoineifeeAsl''
moved Mr.. Heap and he decided te
play Santa Claus for him. Just as he
left the house after delivering the
presents Mr.. Heap fell in the snow
and died little while later. He had
gone to the house in opposition to the
advjca of his nhysician and the strain
and exertion proved fatal.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26

Many woman is known by the
Christmas presents she takes back
to be exc anged.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26

The woman who looks for the
price mark on her present generally
gets mad if she finds it.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-12-26
Baltimore, Chesapeake and a,
lantic Railway Compan,
Railway Division

CuOPTANk RIVER LINZ
sleA love Baltimore, weathe. ,.,
nltt!ng daily except Sunda for Ttlghi n.
)xford, Easton, Double MiIIa. fseIt
rravers Kirby's Gam bridge, Oyste, ~ J.
FONT. secretary, Chopiank and WING Il
nesurnnk, yea mers~ al leave Vino. ~
Jay, stopping ut ali the above pointa
WILLARD THUMs \
9sneFei Ms, 80,
General Passenger Asenf.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16
CIRCUIT COURT.
MAY TERM 1913.

Circuit court for Greene County,
convened in Leakesville Monday af-
ternoon early, the Judge, District
Attorney and court stenographer ar
irving on the moon train. Judge
Buckley proceeded to the organiza-
ton OF the court with characteristic
energy and soon had the grand jury
empanelled and delivered his usual
lucid and able charge inyeighing con-
siderable new matter. Then came
the filing of the panels for the petit
juries. After this the deck was
cleared for action and the John Byrd
Arson case called but through a mis-
understanding as to the time for it's
trial all witnesses were not present
so the case was set for Wednesday.
Then came the civil docket which
consumed the balance of that day
and all day Tuesday, barring the
sounding of the criminal docket for
Wednesdays business. However,
there was but one jury trial had from
the civil docket, that of Barney
Pierce VS. D. r. Williams for dam
ages. That case began trial Tuesday
afternoon about 5 o'clock and ran I'M
til about 2 o'clock Wednesday when
the jury went out Happily for all
concerned the attorneys agreed for
the jury to separate Tuesday night
under instructions from the Judge
not to talk to anyone about the case.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16

Box Denmark and Joe Beech, kill.
ing game out of season, mol pros, as
to Denmark Con showing of his suf-
fering from recent stroke of paraly-
sis) Beech fined $40 and costs.
JEFF Beech and Joe Denmark, A
counts. returned by present grand
jury, viz: horse racing, A. & B.,
drunkenaess and profanity. plea
guilty and fined $50 each and go
day suspended sentence. Mercy Of
court asked.
Some splendid advice was given
the two young defendants by Judge
Buckley before administering merci-
tul sentences, which they and all
young men would do we'll to heed
which We quote in part to wit: ~ =
go to Sunday school and church AND
you will have no desire to geG drunk
and cut up, but you will make gooo
citizens. They promise to use the
chance he was giving them to make
good men out Of themselves and We
only hope that they will make good.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16
PETIT JURY NO. 2.
CRIMINAL DOCKET.

Pleas of guilty in following cases:
Lee Kittrell, profanity, fined $40.
Riley Mills 80
Geo. Wade /" !" $40
Lonnie Ball. disturb public wor-
ship mol pros, diff to pay cost. (Par-
ties got together and agreed to such
orders.)
Denny HARRISON, offensive conduct
and abusive language, Indictment
defective and quashed; DIT. held on
bond at request Dist. Atty. and wit
ness ordered before Grand Jury.
Bear Greek Mill Goa corporation,
obtaining a license not based on cor
rect capacity of saw-mlll; plead gull
", Lned $3.50 but $3.50 suspended.
Mack Harmon, Alias Tracy, S. L.
plead not guilty, J. q v. guilty
Ed Nance (col.) S. L., plea not
guilty and Jury, but allowed to with
draw plea not guilty and enter guilty
plea.
After the examination Of the two
state witnesses the evidence showed
so clear-cut that permission of the
court was asked to change the plea
from not guilty to guilty, which was
granted. An incident of this trial
was the Development by the dist.
atty. of testimony from the two state
witnesses (wko though negroes told
too straight tale to be misunder-
stood nor could they De shaken from
it'll that they had been talked too by
counsel for the defense in such dia-
logues as expressed wish to fix
their evidence as favorable to that
side. TO say the least OF it, this is
reprehensible practice, FORBIDDEN by
the code and not likely to be tolerat-
ed by this court, aud speaking with
out malice but in kindness, we say
should be carefully avoided in the
future whether this ha p p d
through lax conceptions Of the SEEM
lies or not.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16
\ 10 S.----7
MARRIAGES.
'SuS IA, lvllI
BALDWIN BERRY.

MARRIED, Fat Hillman, Miss, on
Monday afternoon just before dusk,
Mr. f. NJ Baldwin to Mrs. Geronie
Berry, mother of Dick Berry of that
place. Justice Graham Briscoe per-
formed the ceremony. This is the
fifth time Dad has jumped the broom
so to speak, according to his own
statement, and we know of four of
those times that he has welded.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16
PRIN E--BALL.

Married last week in Lucedale,
Miss, Mr.. julius Prime of Richton
rural route in Greene County, Miss,
TO Miss Edell Ball OF Ball and a
laughter of Mr.. w. G. Ball from
ghom we CLEANED the news of the
Wedding while he was in town at
ending court.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16
CIVIL DOCKET.

The following cases dismissed
Blk. Lville VS. Hillman Lbr, Go. ct
for want of prosecution.
Mrs. Bessie Buckalew VS. A. g. M.
r. R. Co. damage for failure to secure
costs.
Vinegar Bend Lbr. Co. VS. A, & B.
Lbr. Co. and J. r. Buckwalters at
cost of pitt.
Dorsett & Co. VS. /. S. Smith ct al
at cost OF pltf.
Dorsett & Co. VS. G. J. Jones nom
suit without prejudice cost of pltf.
v. B. Lbr. Co. VS. Mrs. Christine
E. Lewis ct al, trespass. non-suit.
cost of pltf.
P. L. Mills VS. DR.. w. w. Diamond,
improperly on docket.
Turner & Dorsett VS. T. J. Prem
tlce. attchmt, adjusted.
N. o.. NJ. s. G. r. r. Co. VS. A..
Wade, appeal, J g. V. for pitt. So. 80.
The following cases continued
w. g. Urqehart ct al VS. R. F..
Mcleod trespass
:, ct al VS. r. F.. Nc
Leod repleyin.
Union Naval Stores Co. VS. p. L,
Green, unlawful entry and detainer.
Mrs. w. w. Avera admr VS. J. r.
and G. L. Avera. assumpsit by con-
sent.
V. B. Lbr. Co. VS. w. A. Breland
ct al, action to enforce materialmen s
lieu.
Ed Moody ct al VS. NON. q G. r.
r. Co. ejectment, by'consent.
Ed Moody VS. R. @. Avant eject
ment by consent. Question to be
ruled upon by Supreme Court from
Chan. mtr.
d. r. Williams plaintiff in ex-
ecution VS. J. J. McInnis ct al, Defts
Lillian Groom claimant, 2 cases-By
eosent and she taxed with all cost
in both suits and same set for 1st
day of next term.
Bank of Rickton vs. 2. w. Valley,
C. J. Jones, garnishee garnishment
garnishee discharged and fee So. co.
Barney Pierce VS. D. R. Williams,
Damage personal injury in fight,
] g. v $3.50 and costs for plaintiff
The jury was out till late hour OIL
Wednesday night on this case.
By way of comment we would say
that this appears to the Herald as .
very fair verdict and is about what
the writer predicted conversational
lly)would be awarded after hearing
the evidence and we trust it will be
paid up promptly. the matter drop
ped and good community feeling re
stored betwixt the principals, now
that jury of tnelr peers has care
fully and impartialIy considered and
decided the relative claims, and We
can speak unbiasedly as are friend
ly to both sides.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16
MARRIAGE LICENSES.
WHITE.

WHITE.
$40 Ii. F. M. Baldwin to Mrs. &C.
ROME Berry.
COLORED.
5-13-13 Orange Hinton to Lucy
Rodgers.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16
LOCAL


J. B. Billiard came up Friday from
Lucedale in the Lane car which is
being ratified off.
C.S. Jackson was in town the fore
part of this week. He is now with
a drug concern at Gulfport.
Earl Baird left Monday for Hous-
ton to look after a business matter
and visit his fathers family.
Miss Bertha Green is taking in the
postmasters convention at Jackson
this week and visiting relatives
there.
J. ID. Webb left Monday for Pol
lard. Ala. gong to see a brother
who is quite sick. He got back We5-
nesda.y
Levi Brown and his son ]. L. Brown
have both been court attendants
this week; they are jewellers in low
er Greene.
Bud Young, whose initials read d.
w. was over from Betty during the
week an onlooker at the court pro-
ceedings.
Mrs. A. d. Denmark of Avera
came down the latter part of last
week to spend few days visiting
relatives.
Mrs. P. J. Mcleod went to Luce
dale the middle of last week to at
tend the funeral of her brother, w.
A. Avera's wife.
Mesdames g. w. Faux and j. Ell.
Stewart are spending the week Wis
iting relatives at Shubuta, Mobile
and Bay Minette.
Mrs. Callie Davis boarded the cars
here the latter part of last week
bound for Alabama to visit relatives
about Deer Park.
Miss Lottie Mcleod. the daughter
of Mr.. Bill, in company with Mlley
Mcleod looked in on the Herald
printery Wednesday.
N. Owen of Gulfport met parties
on business in Leakesville in the mid
week, knowing court good time to
see folks in Greene county.
Mrs. ]. Ell. BearrY got to town
this week joining her husband in Wis
iting friends and relatives at their
formerly adopted home town.
Mrs. Albert Mizell and children
were travellers out on Mondays
train bound for Valleys to spend
the week visiting relatives over
there.
Representative Willis VALLEY hove
into town from his home in North
Greene Wednesday and is busy
greeting friends and watching the
court grind.
Taylor Williams of the Upper East
Side, one of the sons of the redoubt-
Sble J. G. or Old Mig came down
Monday with his brother Geo. who
was luryman.
The street passing to the rear OF
the school-hoUse travelling direct
from town up that way, is at last be-
ing opened up on that part beyond
or rather alongside the branch.
Tom Ayera says he doesn't want
the Herald to stop and proceeded to
pay up for another year one month
before ctuial expiration, which
thoughtfulness ever gladdens the
editorial heart.
Vidmore and Chandler Ball were
two other court attendants this
week. Vi6more got caught up on
"a jury but was challenged off by
counsel. They belong to the com
mun1ty OF family name.
If our arrangements don't miscar-
nv some way. this editor and wife
will leave next Monday for Natchez
to attend the annual session of the
Mississippi Press Association Of
which we are devoted members.
Mrs. DR.. T. "A. Chapman had what
came near proving fatal spell OF
weakness Of the heart Saturday
evening, which came On suddenly and
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16
SUM AIRY,

There were three untried cases left
on the criminal docket before court
went into session Thursday morning
of these the Newell seduction and
John and Lawrence Byrd, arson cas-
es are both set for trial today( Thurs
day p. n.y. The grand jury up to adj
journlng hour Wednesday evening,
had found s bills, all of which had
been returned in open court. They
can hardly conclude today, without
special rushing. as there are a num-
Der of Witnesses on the ground not yet
examined and more sent for. besides
examination Of the books Of county
officials and Jail hadn't been made
when they went in session Thursday
mornlng.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1913-05-16

Don { try to make a picture Of
yourself with d screen door pushed
open while YOU stand in it for q
pose. The flies will swarm in and
people will mistake you for country
pumpkin who doesn't know that such
breaches Summer time etiquette ia
this land Of those ever alert insects-