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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23


Who took a tip from Dad,
perhaps, and picked the Buck
eye state in which to land with
Dr.. Stork to wrest a crown from
Fate? Who nailed no job as
president, as father did, and yet
who got as far as member of q
white house cabinet? Who tast-
ed Of the spotlight as a sleuth
for Uncle Sam by showing up the
trusts that own our Oil and steel
and ham? Who always lost at
tennis when he PLAYED the presi-
dent-then landed in his cabinet?
(Some diplomatic gent!) Who's
roofing still for Roosevelt and
that progressive plan to send him
back to Washington? That Jim
mic Garfield man.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

Nor is the high cost Of beef due to
the enormous quality of veal II takes
to feed the prodigal sons
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

Every time his satanic majesty
glarces up the pike he sees a lot OF
hypocrites coming his way.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

A henpecked man has about AZ
much liberty as a five-year-old boy
with a stepmother.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

Many a mans unpopularity is due
to the fact that he always tells the
truth.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

Farmer Backup-I want 10 Genus
with o. stamps"
Aleck Smart (the new clerk)-
What denomination?
Farmer Backup-I'm a Baptist; but
l don't know as it's any o. your bust
ness.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

The income tax will no doubt pro-
duce a big crop of strange Dedfellows.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

Prospective Buyer-Yes, I think the
house will suit me-but what age Is
Dealer-What age do you want?
Prospective Buyer-I don't want II
too young and I don't want It too old,
Dealer-Then it'll suit you, guv.nor,
cause this boss is just middle age
say thirty or SO.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

And q woman's clothes are always
On her mind-evcn when on her back,
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POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

. y y . + IS = . =
People seldom thrive who do not
strive.
The maj who has hoarsc sense sell
dom feels his oats.
The more people give the easier it
is to forgive them.
A bilious man should rather enjoy
being handed a lemon.
Any man. under q cloud naturally
appears in a bad light.
And a wolnan's clothes are always
on her mind-even when on her back.
The income tax will no doubt pro.
duce a big crop of strange Dedfellows.
Many a mans unpopularity is due
to the fact that he always tells the
truth.
A %henpecked man has about as
much liberty as a fve-year.old boy
with a stepmother.
Every time his satanic majesty
glarces up the pike he e a lot Of
hypocrttes coming his way.
Nor is the high cost Of beef due to
the enormous quality of veal IL takes
to iced the prodigal n
q woman never says anything
nice about other women she never
gives them a chance to say nice
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

Department Clerk Cat Washington)
The president will soon dispose OF
the highest Office in his gift.
Crowd Of correspondents eagerly
(which is that?
The postmastership at Mineral
Point, Col.--12,O00 teet above the
level of the sea.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-23

Any "a under q cloud naturally
appears in a bad light.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-10
HOLDING
WINTER MEETING
Grand Forks, Valley City
and Mandan are After the
Midsummer Gathering

Wahpeton. n. D.. Jan. 1o.-The
winter meeting Of the North Dakota
Press association opened here this
morning with an unusually large at
tendance. The program for the day
vas carried out according to schedule,
and several interesting discussions
pertaining to the work Of the associa-
ton. were INDUCED in.
Inls afternoon a reception was Civ
en- for the lady visitors, and tonight
q banquet and dance will be given at
the Wahpeton science school for all
the visitors.
The election Of officers will take
place late this afternoon. 1t is gener-
ally conceded that Percy Trubshaw
OF Coopsrstown will be elected presi-
dent. and that w. E. Holbein OF
Lansford and Harry Case Of Neville
Will be reelected secretary and treas
urer respectively.
The meeting was opened this morn.
ing with a short musical program,
given by the science school band. Fol.
lowing this. Attorney Forbes gave the
address OF welcome. The response
was made by Editor Della Of Bedford.
The report Of the officers OF the as
ISOLATION were then presented and
approved. after which John H. Has
kett.s paper on advertising Rates
ct Country Weeklies." was. read by
able to attend.
This afternoon W. p. Davies. man.
aging editor Of the Grand Forks
Times and Herald, read a paper on
THE Editorial Department." which
was followed by a paper on Better
Business Methods" read by A. P. Cliff
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-10
SAVINGS IN THE SCHOOLS
Farmers and Mechanics Bank Secure
Permission of School Board to
Institute Department.

At a meeting Of the board Of edu-
cation held last night permission was
granted the Farmers and Mechanics
bank to establish a savings depart
mcnt in the public schools. The prop
osition was laid before the board BY
W. Il. Fuller and the members Of the
hoard after some discussion decided
that the proposition was a good one.
A number. of cities more especially
larger cities have found this n!an to
work successfully. In Minnea. oils
approximately $4,000 children h"ve an
average account Of $3.50. The main
purpose of the movement naturally is
to encourage thrift among the chill
dren.
Mr.. Fuller has no. as yet worked
out the details Of the plan but these
will be announced In the near future.
Another proposition which. was
taken up was that Of the starting Of
a course in agriculture. The board
is planning on establishing such .
course in the local high school as
soon as possible and the discussion last
night was in regard to the most ad-
visable time I o start the work and the
possibility Of getting state aid for such
a course. No definite action was tax.
en- in regard to the matter.
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WARNING TO MANY
Some Interesting Facts Re.
garding Health Statistics

Few people realise to what extent
their health depends. upon the condi-
ton Of the kidneys.
serious illness. makes q chemical an
alysis of the patients urine. He
knows that unless the kidneys are do
ing their work properly. the other or
gans cannot DO brought back to health
and strength.
When the kidneys are neglected OF
abused in any way. serious results are
sure to follow. According to health
statistics. Bright's disease which 10
really advanced form Of kidney trou-
BILE, caused nearly ten thousand deaths
In 1910, in the state Of New York
alone. Therefore. 1t behooves us to
pay moro attention to the health of
these most important organs.
An ideal herbal compound that has
had remarkable success az a kidney
remedy is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
the great Kidney, Liver and Bladder
Remedy.
The mild and healing influence OF
this preparation is soon realized. 1t
stands the highest for Ito remarkable
record OF cures.
II you feel that your Kidneys 70.
bottle, write ia I1r. Kiimer 4 g..
Binghamton. n. Y. Mention this pa.
per and they will gladly forward 1t to
you free. by mail.
Swamp-Root IL sold ny every drug.
gist In bottles Of two sizes-50c and
$1.0o.
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HAS SUCCESS WITH CATTLE
c. b. Mcmillan of Hannah is Meeting
With Considerable Success in.
Feeding Young Suckers.

Langdon Republican,: Late last Oc-
tober c. B. Mcmillan Of Hannah pur-
chased sixty head of young stockera
for feeding this winter at his farm at
looking over the outfit on New Years
morning, and it looked good to sec
something of this sort being done,
and in a way that promises satisfac-
tory returns.
To begin with this is not Mr.. Nc
Millan's first experience in feeding
cattle. as last winter he fed q small
lot and that bunch topped the Chicago
market the day they were sold. This
mostly steers, and not as we'll bred
as they should be for profitable feed
ms. but 1t was the best lot that he
could pick up, and as many of these
are young some are making more of
a growth than laying on fat. These
cattle were put on feed at the time
OF the first sno In November, and
will be fed until grass comes. At that
time, those that are sufficiently ma
ance put on grass until midsummer.
The feed used is ensilage. alfalfa.
chopped oat bundles. and some oats
and barley mixed.
The silo is 1892 and was filled to
the root from fifteen acres Of north
western dent corn. This silo cost
1920. Just the price Of an ordinary
this part Of the feed for the sixty
head until grass comes. The ensilase
cutter cost a little over 5000. A sam
pie Of the ensilage sent to q Minnesota
station for q test. shows 1t to be rich
Or In feeding value than any ensilage
tested from silos in southern Minne-
sofa. From a held Of seventeen acres
Of alfalfa. which IL Just getting we'll
started. something over thirty-ive tone
dies were stacked instead Of being
threshed and are hauled in and cur
as used. The manure Is being hauled
out daily and spread on the farm, and
while the steers are expected to show
. profit on the feeding another good
proft Will be made through the in
creased fertility Of that particular
that will follow.
This ia. real farming. and there is
considerable personal satisfaction in
this kind Of work. Mr.. Mcmillan paid
$50 an acre for that farm, and will
mako 1t worth 500. not by boosting
hut by farming 1t in such q
that 1t will pay q better return
will pay IN a $50 an acre farm.
There is nothing about the whole
proposition that cannot be easily
handled by any farmer who wishes
to raise and feed some stock. There
are many reasons why every farmer
should carry q reasonable amount Of
stock on these farms. and IL Mr.. Nc
MILAN can mako 1t pay to buy tho
and at high prices hire every
hours work done. It should be much
more profitable for the farmer who
can raise his own feeders, and during
the winter months when there 10
ing 70 do except chores. he can pocket
some Of the high wages paid to hired
help.
For the past few years the high
Of coarse grains have discour-
aged many feeders. but low 1t would
pay much better to feed than to sell
grain, and tho chances are better than
that during the next few years
we will not see as high an average
price for grain as We have had In the
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-10
BIG GAME At Y TONIGHT
Local and Model High School CUNTS
Will Clash for Honors-One
More Game In Series.

What promises to he one Of the
fastest n most exciting games OF
the interschool basketball league will
be played tonight at the Y. NJ. c. a.
when the local high school meets tho
fast aggregation from the model
high. These teams are both fast and
are quite evenly matched. as the last
game resulted in the model high de.
feating the local boys by but one
point, after playing off a tie for more
than ten minutes. The local boys
have been doing some strenuous
practicing during the last week and
they r determined to win this game.
They will come on the floor this ve-
ming with their new red and white
uniforms and this they think will help
them somewhat in playing a better
game. The model high aggregation
is not slow by any "a and are de-
termined that the local boys shall not
go away with the victory. Should
the model high lost tonight's game
they will have practically no chance
to win the pennant of the league is
only n more game will be played
and that between the Union CONNER
ciai college and East Grand Forks.
So that makes tonieht's game the de-
Gliding factor in who is to carry Oft the
championship honors.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-10
SAYS MOVEMENT
IS IMPORTANT
O. D. Center Discusses the
Pork Production Contest
Just Launched.

That the movement inaugurated re-
Gently by the North Dakota Better
Farming association in it's pork pro-
duction contest, is n Of the most at.
tractive and extensive live stock edu-
cattonal features cver started in the
state. is asserted by o. p. Center, the
expert for this county. In discussing
the contest today MIR. Center said:
The twenty cash prizes offered, Of
which the first five are exceptionally
liberal, make 1t an inducement for
boys and girls to enter the contest.
The absence OF difficult restrictions in
the rules that govern the contest are
noticeable. The chief requirement,
aside from time of entry and age of
contestant, is the keeping Of a record
OF the kind and amount of feeds con-
stunned, the amount of skim milk fed,
the kind Of pasture used, and the
length Of time litter Is on this pasture,
all recorded on blanks furnished by
the association. These blanks are
furnished free and will be called for
monthly.
1t is a conceded fact that where
and records kept. as is the plan in
this instance, that the grower Of such
stock develops an attachment for an
finals. and a disposition to grow great
er numbers of better quality. This
attachment too, Is no temporary thing
but a liking that endures and grows
as years pass. The educational effect
on the coming generation Of North
Dakota citizens therefore Is most
wholesome.
There is no state better than North
Dakota, and yet there is at the pres
n time less than one-half a hog per
acre in the state. If. by this contest
the number Of hogs in North Dakota
Is increased to even n hog per acre,
our wealth is increased not less than
100000 annually. An increase, too,
without appreciable reduction in the
income Of u great revenue from
grain. since these extra hogs will
scarcely consume more than the pres
n waste.
The desirable effect Of the produce
ton OF at least litter of pigs, on
many farms now without a single
.porker'' OF any sort. and the mark
cd increase OF North Dakota's waste
consumers" and consequent meat sup
ply, Is plainly apparent. Aside from
this desirable p%ecuniary effect to the
state there is h more important ed
ucational benefit accruing to the
younger generation who are contest
ants. This effect extends beyond the
contestants themselves and is felt by
every member of the family to which
the contestant belongs. The formation
OF habits of accuracy, regularity, econ
nm and thrift in the matter Of feeds
and feeding and the keeping of rec
ords; OF habit Of careful observation.
In which cause and effect are necessar.
lily met and analysed. and a knowl-
edge Of animal nature and disposition
gained. will be an asset appreciated
alike by the possessor and by all
those with whom he comes in con-
tact.
These. together with a love for an
imal kind that cannot FAIL to develop,
lea more toward assurance Of flu
ture advance and prosperity Of North
predict.
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give up his whole family and fortune
of seven or eight millions. but would
stand by me. But he didn't. for he
let his brother Daniel take him to
Europe a few days later"
Mrs. Daniel Guggenheim then told
and Untermeyer in the latter's Office
ON Feb. IL. 1901.
Lawyers Outline Divorce Plan.
cure a divorce in Chicago" she said.
and that all ! would have to do
would be to take a trunk along with
me and deposit $1,000 in some Chi
cago bank. It'll make 1t look as
though you really lived there one of
them explained. / told them that !
would consider the matter. hut as they
were both Jews probably they would
both side with Mr.. Guggenheim.
Next day Mr.. Werner called on
me. l then consented. He secured
tickets and We left for Chicago that
day. Before going MI. Werner said
side asked him what 1t was. Well.
the divorce was to have been obtained
on desertion charges. but Mr.. Guggen-
helm was seen visiting a resort last
night and so the charge will be in
fidelity. The Joke is that my private
detectives We're on h job last night.
The other side said it would be much
more secure than 4 desertion charge"
The witness then told Of remaining
"a hours in Chicago and returning to
New York with an imitation trunk.
She said she gave her attorney a
$1,000 bill which he deposited in a
Chicago bank and later gave 1t back
to her in currency. She and her use-
fui trunk made another flying trip to
Chicago in March Of the same year,
when she secured her divorce.
Mrs. Gugsenhcim SAYS that her at
torney received Il fee from the Gug-
genheims for securing the divorce.
samuel interviewer. William GuE.
genheim's attorney. Is n prominent
Wall street lawyer. and Is 10 attract.
ing nationwide attention as counsel
for the money trust investigating com.
mittee at Washington.
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Chicago. Jan. lo.-wiliam Guggen-
helm. millionaire smelter man. will
find himself in a most awkward po-
G~uggenheim, his former wife. in a
Chicago court is successful. Mrs.
~Guggenheim asks that Il divorce
granted her in 1901 be annulled. The
courts decision will be rendered on
January IL.
II the court decides that the d.
vorce secured by Mrs. Guggenheim is
not binding. and annuls 1t. then the
millionaire will find himself with two
wives on his hands. he having mar
ried a second time. some wears ago.
riage. who will not be legitimate II
the action 10 successful.
Then. too. II Mrs. Guggenheim sue
ceeds she will be at liberty to sue
Guggsnheim for divorce again. She
can ask for alimony. too. although
she received $1b0.0o0 in the way Of
alimony at the time Of the first di-
vorce action.
Mrs. Guggenheim asks for an an
nulment on the ground that she was
not a resident Of Chicago when she OBJ
tanned her divorce in this city. She
related the whole story in Judge
Heard's court a few days ago..
Gugeenhcims Didn't Want Her.
II married William Guggenheim on
Nov. 20. 1900. in Hohoken. N. j." she
said. "One month later there was a
meeting in my husbands apartments
In New York city. at which my hus-
band. his brother Daniel. my attorney,
Louis Werner. and myself We're pres
ent. As soon as l entered the room
Daniel turned to me and said: You
got to give up William. Will you
60 to North Dakota and get n divorce?
l replied that / would not and that
l didn't believe In divorce.
We'll, either you get Il divorce in
North Dakota. or III take william ~
Europe he said. He can't live with
ycu. Mr.. Untermeyer. our attorney.
will take care Of all the details Of the
trip. You will have to stay there
only 20 hours when the final div orcs
proceedings are carried out. We will
buy you u house to comply with the
reumirements.'
II refused poin, blank. I said T
didn't believe in divorces of that kind.
My husband said he would have to
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-10
Id IS PLACED
ON HIGH STAKES
No More Gambling for Mon
ey Consideration to be
Allowed in the City.
OUT
IN FORCE TODAY
Decision Reached by Officers
and Violators Of Order
Will be Prosecuted.

The lid on gambling In Grand
Forks pool rooms is on. Proprietors
of places where gambling has been go
ing on in various forms were notified
last night that after last night. no
more card playing for q money con-
sideration would be allowed. 1t Is
understood that the authorities Will
not try to prevent the playing of
games for social amusement or for
merchandise chips" The rather ex-
citing games Of stud poker" "black
jack" rum dunn" and "kilter" for
money considerations will have to be
cut out in tho future. however. as the
result OF a decision reached by coun-
ty and city authorities.
Some two months ago the various
pool rooms were ordered to close at
midnight and to see to 1t that there
was no gambling for high stakes. the
closing order was obeyed u q lew
days ago a complaint was made tnat
some big games were In progress. An
investigation Of conditions resulted IN
the ultimatum delivered last night.
1t is understood that he omcers
have secured plenty Of evidence re;
6dI0lll6 ShS thAbAAS
Of the places" around the city are
being conducted and unless orders are
vigorously obeyed, there will be prose-
cutions started.
The order which went out last night
was precipitated by the complaint OF
Carl Lindbloom. who claimed that he
lost a total Of $119 in a lower DeMers
venue pool room in a gambling
game. His story was investigated. but
although 1t failed to hang together.
sufficient evidence that gambling Tor
big money stakes was going on was
secured.
plants have been made in the past
few months and in all cases the pro-
prietor threatened has 'seen" the
complainant with satisfactory results
to himself.
The officers are agreed that no more
gambling for high sta e will be al
lowed. and II necessary: the city Or
dinance which prevents partitions IN
pool rooms will be enforced to the let
The officials are not 81 much inter
ested in prosecuting for past ofenses
as In seeing that the order issued to
proprietors Of pool rooms and othel
places where gambling has been con-
Quoted, is complied with in the future
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ford Of Grand Forks. This paper was
exceptionally interesting and very
valuable. 1t was illustrated by Il
number Of carefully prepared charts
bringing the subject matter before the
audience in an intelligent manner.
Newspaper Legislation came in
for considerable discussion at the ses-
sion this afternoon. y. B. Black,
chairman Of the legislative committee
Of the association. led the discussion,
and a number Of interesting points
touching on present laws and pro-
posed bills We're brought out.
Valley City and Mandan are both
after the summer meeting Of the as
ISOLATION. a number Of the members
present today are in favor Of holding
this session at Grand Forks, and STEPS
toward this end may be taken.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-10
A. HjERT0S IS
CLAIMED BY DEATH
Merchant Of Middle River,
Minn., Dies Suddenly Aft
er Minor Operation.

After an illness Of only a few days
following a slight operation on his
nose, E. A. Htertos. a prominent mer-
chant OF Middle River, Mimi, died at
q local hospital at II o'clock last
night. He leaves u wife and two chill
dren to mourn his loss. The remains
VIII be taken to Middle River where
tnterment will be made.
Mr. Hjertos came to Grand Forks
a few days ago and had a slight opera
ton performed on his nose. He was
staying at a local hotel and the clerk
noticed that he had not seen the guest
turing an entire day. An investiga.
tion showed that Mr.. Hjertos was in
his room in a serious condition COM
plications having get in. A physician
was at once summoned and the un-
fortunate man removed to a hospital.
In spite of all that medical aid could
in and the brain was finally affected
and death came,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-10
MORE FUNDS NEEDED

Washington. Jan. l0.-state fores.
teSs and fire wardens from New York.
Massachusetts, Rhode Island. Connec-
t!cut. Pennsylvania. New Jersey. Ohio,
Maryland. Kentucky. Vermont. North
Carolina. Oregon and Minnesota. dis.
cussed here with officials of the fed
eral forest service questions dealing
and the states in protecting forests.
Henry 8. Graves, chief forester. in
opening the conference. pointed ont
that the appropriation for carrying on
this cooperative work would he ex-
hausted at the end of this year and
further funds should be secured from
this session OF. congress-. -
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-10
sTEFANss0N COMES MONDAY
-A'rtic Explorer Will Arrive in City
University Students Look For.
ward to Lectures.

Y. s%tefansson. the Arctic explorer.
Will arrive in the city next Monday
evening and will give a series Of three
lectures In Woodwork hall at the
university. The lectures will be given
on Monday. Tuesday and Wednesday
In the evening and no admission will
be charged. Those desiring to attend
should secure free tickets from the
Grand Forks Commercial club or at
.he university box store and these
must be presented for admission to
the lectures. Mr.. Stefansson is being
sent here by the American Museum
OF Natural History of New York city
and he will have some very interesting
things to say. He was formerly a
student at the university.