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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
cURIosITIes oE Fam
y Comp IN ths Toe May indicate o
Disordorsd Stomach.

Diaordorod Stomach.
Pain sometimes beba YES IN a curious
Fashion. There was a soldier In Lon
Son after the Boer war who complain.
I'd OF excruciaang neuralgic pains In
bis right foot
This very much amused his friends,
Cor he had lost his right leg, and both
Veg and foot were long buried neal
~Ladysmith-
The explanation was that the pain
happened to be In the trunks Of those
nerves which had sent branches 70 the
foot Sometimes a patient comes to a
doctor complaining OF pain IN the knee.
and be n greatly surprised when the
doctor tells him hat the site OF the
affection r. not the knee, but the hip.
We are all familiar with the pain I'M
der the shoulder blade which comes
from an aRicted liver.
The stomach. too, can produce pain
On many parts OF the body. A disor.
dered stomach will give US pein as far
away as the head, and when one gets a
crnmp In his toe It Is often due to acid
fty OF the stomach. Swallow a pinch
Of soda and the cramp will disappear.
An aching tooth will produce neural.
gie palms in the face. and very often q
violent pain at the back Of the head Is
due to the faraway kidneys, which
themselves may suffer no pain at the
time.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
consoIatory.

A correspondent OF an English paper
tells how some ~ visited a Wild beast
show and saw a c%ouDtryman come in
bearing u~nmlstakable signs of having
had a glass too much. A tiger scratch
ed the back Of the hand with which the
man grnsped n bar of the cage. The
liberation was severe. and the pain
was great The sufferer danced about
and twlrled his shillalah, crying: LET
him outi Let him out till l have me
will OV hImr' A companion tried to
soothe the irate dancer with this neat
impromptu: "Never mind. Pat Sure,
he only wanted to scrape acquaintance
wild ye."
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
A Real p~IselpllnarIan.

The other night we heard a father
speak thusly: william, your mother
tells me that you must have a dose Of
castor oil before retiring tonight. 1t
Is your bedtime now. Take your medt-
cine and go to bed at once"
But papa, l don't wanta take no
caster OIL"
"You must take II, and Immediately"
Jaw, papa, Idowanterr'
william, II you don't take that med
icine I'll put you right to bed this min
ate without giving you a drop Of It"
william was so scared that he took
Il That's the way to enforce disci-
phna-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
Won. but Not Held

A learned English judge asked a
woman to marry him because she,
knowing his weakness, had mixed a
salad so artistlcally that he declared
he could not live without eating an.
other. The Judge Don repented of
his folly. The lady had a foolish ma
ture and a 'emper which so tormented
her husband that he would prolong
the sessions of his court far into the
night. Gentlemen" he was aceus-
toned to say when counsel or jury
murmured at the lateness Of the hour.
"as we must be somewhere, we can
not be better anywhere than we are
here"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
Children Of Today.

Modern children are very precocious.
IA Mount Washington man asked his
little nephew " he knew who Cinder-
ella was.
"sureI" said the urchin. 1--WE seen
her"
You've Seen herr gasped his uncle.
10 establishment.
"sure I've seen her. She's a charac-
ter In a musical comedy."-Pittsburgh
Post
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
rhra. Million wine, 70 an Inch


Gold has been hammered out to thin
sheets whose thinness is beyond imagi.
nation. so thin a pile n inch high
would doubtless contain 100000 II all
were as thin as the thinnest one. But
q platinum wire has been drawn to a
diameter 80 minute that 100000 side
by side would occupy one inch The
method was to surround platinum with
silver aud draw the mas into hner
and 6ner wire. Then the silver coating
was dissolved on with nitric acid. leav-
ing the excessively thin, insOluble
thread OF platinum. Particles Of gold
have been seen in the new ultra violet
light. dark ground rejecting micro
scopes so small that a row containing
10000 would be one inch long. And
there are animals a smalL-New York
American.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24

An image impressed upon the retina
OF the eye remains there an apprecia-
BILE time This is the reason why a
torch swung rapidly seems to be a cir
sular hame. The sensibility Of the
retina is different at different times Of
the day. Every one has noticed how
on waking In the morning and looking
at the bright window. then closing the
eyes, he will observe an impression or
phantom Of the window for an appre
ciable time after his eyes are closed.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
rha connoIsseur,a surprIse.

An amusing story at the expense Of
a certain high French official is told by
q Paris contemporary. He was show
ing one Of his friends the magnum opus
Of his collection Of pictures, a land
scape Of the e~nyirons Of Paris. and de
pictlng the city as It was in Courbet's
time. There could be no doubt as to
the authenticity Of the picture, for It
bore the signature Of Courbet in red.
The visitor pointed out that the horizon
was dirty and would be improved by
the application Of a cleansing liquid.
A bottle was requIsitloned and some
Of the chemical gently applied with a
brush. Then was seen q delightful
little sketch Of the EiTel tower. It
may be observed that Courbet. who
was associated in the destruction OF
the Vendome column. died about a
dozen years before the tower was
built,
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
Praise For the erowIsrs.

'The GROWERS" says a Georgia phil
losOpher, fare the boys that keep the
world moving, for when folks are
growing all the time the world stops
to ask the reason and st~ralghtway
finds a remedy for the trouble. II the
world paid any attention to the Opt
mists things would be at a standstll.
Taking It for granted that everything's
o. X. is the end Of progress"-Atlanta
Constitution.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24

A couple Of neighbors we're leaning
oVer the back fence. MY husband
says be always does better work when
thinking Of me"
II notice be made a very good Job
Of beating the carpets"
And then the tOmcaI had q 1T
LOuiaYillo Courier-JOurnaL
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24

Once upon a time an Irishman was
walking through a lonely cemetery
and stopped before an imposing look
ing monument bearing the following
Inscription: II Still Live"
Pat reflected soberly for a moment
and then said. "Well, If OF was dead,
begorra. ora own up to itT"-Hxchange.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
Good Amendment.

Husband-This cake is very good,
my dear, but 1t seems to me there
ought 10 be a little more Wife I'm
clear, icy. inclsive tonesl-That cake
came by mail and was made by your
mother. Husband-Yes. as l was say
ing. there ought to be a little more
0f n
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
Whnt Har Mnthar hi.

Helen-My mothers a Presbyterian.
What's yours. Maryf Mary = Miner
Oh Iet me see Mine h a Methodist.
What h yours. Bsllai Bolla-Ay moth
O. owe told me, bot ! heard her tell
Der friend that shs was q d~yspeptic-
London TIT. BitA
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
would Eel gaslen

Caddie Master-What sort Of caddie
DO you want. slr7 Nervous Novice
WeIl-er-Td like a boy who knows
very little about the game-LondOn
Sketch y " eHAM ! 80
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24

Ship your wild animal skins to All,
Hilton Mercantile Co., San Antonio.
New Mexico. Over forty years expert
ence In the business, with European
manufacturers for outlet. Highest
prices guaranteed. u-z2-Iz
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24

A golfer playing his irst game Of
the season reported downtown the next
day that he had made a Grand Army
score-hs went out in 81 and came
back In 0G-Chicago Post
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24

~Nowt" said THE lawyer. -piease ten
1S how the alteration began"
II didn't zee any alteration" replied
the witness II was too busy watch
h. the nght--Chieago Reeor1-Heraid
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
Department of the Interior.
United States Land Office.
Is Cruces, New Mexico.

Las Cruces, New Mexico.
Dec. 8, 19ue
NOTICE is hereby given that William A.
Smith, of LOrdsburg, N, NJ, who, on Nov, 10
1907, made Homestead Entry, Serial No.
O236D No. 6bTs for NEA Section 8, Town.
ship "a s, Range II W. N. NJ. p. Meridian,
has filed notice of intention TO make Finaf
Biv Year Proof, to establish claim to the
land above described before D, H. Kedzle. u.
s. Commissioner, at Lordsburg, NM, on the.
22th day of Jan 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses;
Jack Williams. of Lordsburg, N. NJ.
Mrs, Sarah ]. Mitchell, of Lordsburg. N. NJ.
J. L, Wells, of Lordsburg,. N. NJ.
Mrs. EmR@-Muir, of L~ordsburg. N NJ.
JOSE GONZALRs,
Register;
First publication Dec. ID
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
A. 10 sueosss

Griggs-I should say that the two
keys to success are luck and pluck
|Bnggs-surel Luck IN finding some
one to pluek-BOston Transcript.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24

OSPNNNhonN u the AhNoHAONs
U. 8. LAND oFFIoE AT LAS CRUCES. N, N.
Dec. 8, 1919
NOTICE is hereby given that Edgar F,
Aker, OF Lordsburg. N. M. who on Dec, y.
1909, made Homestead Entry No, 05I62. for
sWk SEX, 81 sWA. Sec, sand SEA SEA
Section Q, Township "a g., Range II W, N. NJ,
P. Meridian, has filed notice Of intention to-
make hnal Eve year Proof, TO establish claim
TO the and above described, before d. IL.
Kedzie. u. s. Commissioner. at Lordsburg, N.
NJ, oR the 22nd day OF January, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses;
Mrs. Emma Muir. OF LordsburG, N. n.
Mrs. Sarah Mitchell OF Lordsburg.N. n.
A. W. Lawrence. of LOrdsburg, Nm,
W. A. Smith, OF Lordsburg, N. M.
JOSE GONZALES.
Register
First insertion. Dec. 70. 1919
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
only In . Business WAY.

$50 Clara rejected the plumber.'
"Do you know WhyT"
~aomebOdy told her 10 be careful
about encouraging him, as no hit the
lpIpa."-Baltimore American.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
MINERAL APPLICATION No. O7sao.
SURVEY No. 1895.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE.
LAS CRUCES, NEW MEXICO.
December z, 1912.

N9tice Is hereby given that 10 peur-
suance Of the Act OF Congress, ap-
proved May 10, 1872, Solomon S. Curry
and George A. Curry whose p~ostofice
address Is Ironwood, Michigan, Ralph
w. BARTLETT whose postofice address
Is Boston, Massachusetts,, and ]. e.
Conner whose postoHlce address is
Red Rock, New Mexico, have made
application for patent for the Iron
Cap No. J, Iron Cap Nc. and Iron
Cap No. 5Lode Mining Claims, situate
in the MayhOwer Mining District,
County Of Grant, State OF New Mex
leo, in Sections 20, 30, 81 aud 90
Township 16, South Range 81, W.
N Mp NJ, described as follows, to
wit:
IRON CAP NO. 1 LODE
Beginning at Cor. No. 1, whence
the N w Cor. Sec. 81, It. IS, S r 81,
W. N M P M, bears S 80 deg. on
minutes w 215O.4 IT,; thence N. 81
deg. 20 minutes w 1900 It. to Cor.
No. 2; thence N 80 deg. 40 minutes e
500 IT. to Cor. No. 3; thence S 81 deg.
26 minutes e 1900 It. to Cor. No. 4;
thence s. 80 deg. 40 minutes w. 600
IT. to Cor. No. l, the place Of begin
ming.
IRON CAP NO. LODE.
Beginning at Cor. No. 1. whence
the N w Cor Sec. 81, T. 16, S. r. 81
w. N NJ P NJ, bears S. 70 degrees AZ
minutes w 1902 5 II: thence N 7deg.
20 minutes w 1891 #. to Cor. No. 2;
thence N 80 deg. 40 minutes E 600 II.
to Cor. No. 81 thence S. I deg. 20
minutes e. 14o1 IT. to Cor. No. a.
thence S 80 deg. 40 minutes W. 600
It. to Cor. No. l, the place Of begin
ming
IRON CAP NO. . LODE
Beginning at Cor. Noe1, whence
the N w Cor, Sec. 81, T. 16, S r 2f
w. N M P M, bears s rs degrees 81
minutes W. l374.7 IT; thence-N. 50
deg. 40 minutes e. 628 1t. to Cor, No
3; thence s. 10 deg. O6 minutes w
1900 It. to Cor. No. 3; thence S 80 deg.
40 minutes W. 62s It. to Cor. No. 4;
thence N. 10 deg. 06 minutes e 1900
IT. to Cor. No. 1, the place of Begin
ming.
These claims are bounded on all
sides by the Public Domain and no.
adjoining or conflicting claims are
shown by the plat of survey.
JOSE GONZALES.
Register.
First insertion Dec. 20, 1912.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24

NOTICES is hereby given That Bart Burkett.
of Animas. MN, who, on March 20. 1905. made,
Homested entry, Serial No, 0lsOO No. 40sk for
SEX. NWA swk NEk, NEk sWk and NWk
SEA Sec. 20, Township 20 s. Range 10, w,NM
p Meridian, has filed notice of intention TO.
make final Ave year Proof. to establish claim
to the landabove described, before Alfred o.
Ward, U. s. Commissioner, at Animas, N. NJ,
on the 22ndday of January, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Reubin d. Gallman, Of Animas, N. NJ.
olive g. King, of AnimRs, N. NJ.
Fac. W. Gallman, of Animas, N. M.
Alvin DUNCAN, OF Animas, N. M.
JOSE GONZALES.
Register,
First publication Dec. IL
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24

He who knows only his own side Of
the case knows little Of that-MlL
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
NOTICE,
Department. Of the Interior.
United States Land Office,
Las Cruces. New Mexico,
Jan. 9, 1918.

NOTICE is hereby given that J Wayne Brazel
of Lordsburg, N. NJ, who. on Dec. 8, 1910
made Homestead Entry, No. 04928, for
sH NWk; swk NEk; NEk sWk Soc. %,
Township as, Range 20 W. NMP Meridian,
has filed notice OF intention TO maxi final
Communication Proof. TO establish claim 70 the
land above described. before d Il. Kedzie, U.
8. Commissioner. st Lordsbprg. N. NJ, on the
cath day of February, 1919,
Claimant names as witnesses;
]. W. Gould. of Lordsburg. N. NJ,
Joseph Olney. OF LoTdsburg, N. N,
Oscar Hunter, Of L0rdsburg, N, NJ.
Samuel Foster. Of Lordsburg, N. NJ.
JOSE GONZALES,
Register.
First publication jail
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
NOTICE

NOTICE.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
United States Land ONCE,
Las Cruces, New Mexico,
Dec, &, 1919.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
NOTICE.

First Insertion Dec. 20, 1912.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-24
no TRAPPERS.

First insertion, Dec, 70. 1919
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-28

his 1athfstraight victory and belted
the smoke shooter around the lot as
though he wasn't such a much. In
one game they put 13 hicks in his
hit record for five runs, while Bill
Steen, an in-and-outer last year, was
holding the Nationals tied to post.
Clarke Griffith, Washington leader,
who insisted the Maps were playing
ahead of their speed, was speech
less. He had used Johnson after
losing two out of three games to
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-28

Cleveland, and johnson looked Just
like his weekday pitchers, instead of
a weekend special.
Joe. Jackson, who makes hit
now and then; Jack Graney and Bud,
dy Ryan had much to do with John
sons downfall. They hit him often
and hard.
Johnson easily beat the Athletics
the other day to start his new parade,
but he won't forget the licking he got
from Cleveland in a hurry.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-28

The CIeric-Just think, my dear
lady, one missionary to every $1,000
savages! The Dear Lady-Dearie
me! Well, they must have very poor
sppetites of very big missionaries!
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-28
Griffith; below,

Many Greenland women are bald
on the sides of their heads, owing to
their method of dressing the hair,
which is pulled back tightly and held
in place by a ribbon.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-30

doubt Of our right TO them, considering
what the paper saws. But wha, in the world
could ever have induced this mysterious
Lord Of the Mountain Of tie Moon 90
send all his wealth 60 ne; DO DO, know The
man | never heard Of him before IN I'D my
HE. The whole affair Is "a positive riddle
% me
4 riddle The word sent her thoughts
barking back 20 that other clause I'D the
documont-the clause about The middle S an
swcr. She rose hastily and wen, round me
angle and through the pcrg"la 10 'Ac place
where the >undial stood and She found
that answer awaiting her.
For there. On the dial face, duly exc
cutcd deed lay, conveying iron Glnca Ham
adj. the purchaser. 20 Miss Amelia Lavcn-
der. the occupant, all that parcel q and
with the house thereon, known as The Phi
orv.~ and beside that deed IN Old faded
photograph Of John Carboys with Tie
words The Lord Of the Mountain 81 the
Moon" written beneath Il.
Miss Amelia caught Il up, looked ~ II
through a mist Of tears and ihen-kisscd H.
And ;Or a long time everything was quiet,
until a bird in the trees across the r1ver
flung out q note Of song and added music 20
the sunlight.
"Ycs. John. everything. everything. SAID
Miss Amelia softly. as II answering d quess-
ton. Il am so glad Dear, TIA, when Il
came YOU could NEE. il with q dear con
science. Nothing else matters nothing
else can. As for me, yesterday has come
back and ! am young again for, after ALL
the heart never can grow old, and nave not
a need on earth that Memory cannot sup
ply, now that your dear hands have gwen
me back my peace, my faith, and my roses.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-30

which 3. was born. Stripped were they also
that ~, .ab,,q Of them should account for the
djs,urbet condition OF the earth, lest YOU should
examin. before Il was time. and that you might
believe eliza. this was done by the feet OF those
who s.0.. .he blooms. Go then. and a. their
roots find their fruit; and when YOU have
harvcs. Il 8. 90 20 the sundial and the answer
10 the riddle VIII be given unto thee. So keep
| ny promise 20 my Master the Lord OF the
Mour,a.- ID, the Moon and so gaincth he the
light BE- r.ede,h 70 guide him 70 the abiding
place o is, Gods.
The. unsigned, the writing ended. Miss
Amela looked up as she finished reading Il,
her face sill pale her hands still shaking
and puzzled lo1k in her meek, old eyes.
@Id.a', understand i. can make out
what t. means" She said family. AT the
roots ~ The rose trees am % ind their
fruit, What fruit, What can he mean by
that,
and sce -uggeSted Miss Phoebe.
And this being sensible advice, Miss
Amelia acted upon II.
II the inning morning light they went'to-
ge,h,- down the garden walk and dug at
the rose trees roots. and there at the loot
O. eaCo. done up IN Ollcl SIX anu IENlS Du. d
few in ..,s below The surface, they found a
little pa he; containing ten choice sapphires
Of exceptional fire and brilliance, cut, pol
ished and ready for mounting.
"Oh. dear. wherever IS It going 70 end:
exclaiu,l Miss Amelia in a mild sort Of
panic. tree after tree gave up It's fruit
AMI ,he little pile Of gems grew until Miss
Phete ould no longer hold II in. her two
hands They will sell for quite little for
tune Dear, and there can scarcely be any
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-30

We unl.-- and that something tangible mas
been re When q specialist removes
soddcrr. supplying influence with the
adenul chat caused il, we are not IN the
least .-~--d. When slight operations re-
move ., -ourCe Of irritation. and morally
deprav. hid becomes wholesome and nat
ural. So. DO longer marvel. These results
axe OIL. hat Our experience has taught Us 70
eXpeCt
Blu, Medicine is not an exact science, and
with purely medical cases, or with those pc
culiar ~'.I-', with which the nerve special
Isl has 'o deal. We are much more obscure.
There d vide range Of difference IN opinlon
between cxucr,s-perhapsh honestly founded
as 20 - what extent certain conditions
may influence criminal actions. So that un-
der our present system Of "testliylng they
seem ue.a more eager 70 establish a point
than The. are 20 demonstrate tact.
Now, 5, not probable that a nearer APP
proximacon 90 The truth might be secured
Il, instead u depending upon men who are
biased IN favor Of the side that has retained
them, wc unlimited all questions OF a medi-
cal nature 'oa tribunal Of three or FIVE physi-
cans, appointed under Civil Service pro.
cedurc. " elected, possibly by their local
medical body, because Of peculiar htneSS ior
TINS work, these men 20 become experts IN
iaCt,-nOt iOT hire, masters OF the sciences
Of sociology, criminality, insanity, pathology
and everything bearing upon deeper APP
probation Of and familiarity with problems
that they will be called upon to de,ne' an
alyze, and solver
These experts would take the last word
OF the worlds greatest authorities as a bass
Tor Their deliberations, having for their guid-
ance al memoranda connected with vlgllant
observation and exhaustive study OF physi-
cal and mental defects in the criminal.
Then, with all psychical, physical, chemi-
cal, and pathological means at their com
mand % enable them 70 weigh every som
nlla Of evidence. removed from the gruellng'
insulting bubble and fence Of the attorneys,
seeking the truth with every means that SCI
ence affords, if majority Of these specialists
presented 70 the trial Judge and jury Their
opinion as TO the responsibility or irresponsi..
biity Of the culprit, it would be received
with respect and mark dignifed and hon
OTable departure from our present system.
This medical body could be granted power
as court officers somewhat similar TO that
o. a master appointed TO hear evidence IN
divorce suit, making public report to the
court and 10 the press as 10 It's findings;
THIS report 70 be received as final, 50 tar as
medical testimony IN that particular case
was concerned.
II d minority dissented from the findings
q a majority, they could 50 qualify, after
The present practice Of our higher courts.
And these statements, submitted IN PLAIN
unvanished terms, readily understood by