The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-02-09


MI tide in the affares of men
which II taken at It's ebb leeds
pn to fortune, according to that emmi-
mint fiilosofer and patryot willyum
shakespeer. The main point is reckog-
nizzing sed tide when 1t raps gently at
your door. Sum times sum uther tide
will call upon you and invite you tempt
ingly to take it. and il you do so, your
finnish will be a matter of q few breef
and fieeting momints.
The tide which leeds on to fortune.
Is not always tagged and labui1ed with
specific instructsions; sum times it
presents the appeerence of very or
dinery tide, as tides go. and unless you
have discriminating judgemint, you
may take the reel fortune tide as a
meer spring freshit, and pass it up, as
: fonny. If you do so It's good night for
you.
According to statisticks and frum ev-
vidense gathured frum CRATE and en-
mint men who have had the time to
hand down sed infermasion to pos
territy, there is but one proper tide
for each man. Sum times this tide Gums
along rite at the oppertune time, and
all one has to do is to spit on both
hands and grab 1t by the tail and ride
rite into the frunt door of fortune and,
begin to draw dividends
To all appearances theer tide blows
fog horn and gives uther startling
and distinct evvidense that it is on
hand and its up to them to get bizzy.
While to uthers, the tide which is to
furnish them with a meel ticket and
evening clothes slips by sum cold dark
mite with pare of gum shoes on, and
makes noise like deaf and dumb
ASYLUM
Sum folks have believed that they
had there tide lashed to the mast to
stay till the COWS cum home. only to
find out that it wasn't tide at all
but gin-rickey or sum uther faults
delusion.
But it is not of tides of fortune that
we would speek at this time, only as il
Is insidental with the subject upon
which we propose to rite and we have
picked out a large subject, in fact the
largest subject upon which we have
ritten in sum time. We mite say that
1t Is the biggest subject in Washing
am In,
gentle reeder know what the subject
is. we air sure that you will agree
with us provided you have evver had
the pleasure of seeing our distinguished
frend senater-elect Ollie NJ. James of
Kentucky
No one knows for certain just what
Senator Ollie ways, but one thing is
sure and EVERY one admits 1t, and that
is when Ollie gets ovver into the Sen
ate and takes his sect in that boldly.
his sect will have moar United States
senator in it than it evver had before by
hole lot. When the senator gets on a
Washington street car witn no one on it
but himself and the motorman and con-
ductor. that car is comfortably crowded.
The senator was born in Crittenden
county, Kentucky. and is proud of II,
and so air the citizens of sed county.
but cents he has grown up to fun man
hood the crttenden county authorities
have found it necessary in order to en-
terrain there distinguished sun, when
ever he chose to homer them with
vissit to extend the county's boundaries
in order that it mite be dun wholly with
in theer presincts, otherwise a part of
the senator would protrude ovver into
uther counties and out of there jurris-
diction.
The senator is considerably ovver six
feet and by comparison President Taft
fades into insignifficents in size. His
massive he'd is entirely innercent of hair.
IN tire House Of Representatives. of which
he is now a member, above his COL
leeges N Its huge simplicity entirely un-
embarrassed with emmy cuvverng what
soevver If Senator James is upon the
floor YOU would not fail to observe it,
there mite be luther things you wouldn't
notise bit he would kinder force him
self upor, iSour attension. 1t would be
next d npotsibul TO overlook the SEN
ater. wi,ehV rs presint. unless a little
thing IKE be Washington monunaiut
would escabA your observation,
rll.s may u one reesun why the sem
ales's tide on fortune had no difficulty