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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05
From the HiekeyviIIe Clarion,

Mr.. Amos Butts, our gentlemanly
and congenial undertaken, also livery,
feed and sales stables and folding
chairs for rent, says there is not very
much doing in any of his many lines
of endeavor and he expects to add card
writing and painting and paper hang
ing to his accomplishments in the near
future. The undertaken has had sew
eral prospects during the last year, but
they are all still hangin' off and some
of EN- gettin' better.
A hot tempered woman never ought
to wear celluloid combs in her hair
The highway commissioner is busy
moving the pond which has stood in
the middle of the rud in front of the
pustoffice for several years. He has
hauled away several barrels Of it
already and expects to put the pond
out in the middle of a field belonging
to Deacon Stubs some night when
the deacon amt looking.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05
A PERFECT SIGHT
WITH letter
Face and Hands Would Itch and
Burn. All ScaIy and Would Peel
OFF. Could Not Put Hands in
Water. Cuticura Soap and 0int-
ment Completely Cured.

Rfeyvflle. va.-"I was cured Of tetter by
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. suffered
with . burning and itching. My face and
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05

What has become OF the old-fash-
toned calico frock Star.
Got tight.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05
Souvenirs

Souvenirs
One thing the legislature has accom-
plished is most remarkable collection
of press comments. There hasn't been
an unqualified word of praise for that
brave crowd Of lawmakers since the
first of April.-Miami Metropolis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05

an old friend, an actor whom he hadn't
seen in years The man in the picture
was bent over reading paper. why
doesn'e he look up?" we asked. He
doesn't dare look up" said earle. Il
loaned him $50 nine years ago in New
York and he probably knows l am in
the audience"
The Missouri legislature is asking
again: What is a sausage?" There
is a suspicion that a sausage nova
days is made of almost anything eX-
cepting sausage. But, to answer the
Original question, and it is a shame to
way ever since Joe Miller wrote his
famous joke book. A sausage is a
hamburger steak in tights.
Content.
I'm glad it isn't up to me
To mollify the Japanee:
To fix the tariff schedule so
1t will please all the folks / know.
I'm glad 1 do not have to treat
With England in a manner neat
Upon the Panama canal
And have to say which vessels shall
Go through there free and which ones
pay.
Peace does not hang on what say.
A nation does not ,ook to me
To cut the cost of living-see?
NJ hordes of office seekers throng
My humble homestead all day long.
go ahead and make mistakes
And cen when making my worst
breaks
Nobody says an unkind word.
Nobody knows they have occurred
Let some one else be president
And get the glory. I'm content.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05

Hub Aliens tribute to his mother on
her sixty fourth birthday was a classic.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05
FLORIDA AND
FLORIDIANS
Frank Saws

What Frank Says
Frank Huffaker says that West Flor
ida is to blame for the defeat of the
good roads bill-another plea for state
division.-Ocala Daily Banner.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05
WOMAN IN
TERRIBLE STATE
Finds Help in Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.

Bellevue, Ohio. was in terrible
state before / took Lydia E. Pinkham's
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05

This, That and the Other.
Richard Carrie and the writer attend
ed moving picture show recently and
in one of the pictures earle recognized
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-05
The Artistic Temperament.


The folks, they all just gather round
And stare at him without a sound.
In admiration rapt they gaze
And love him for his winning ways.
And callers, they all hover near
And whisper, "Ain't he just a dear?"
It seems they can't get close enough,
They are sincere; it is no bluff,
It's worth a trip of many miles
When baby smiles
But they do not remain to gaze,
They scatter fifteen different ways.
They dash out to the open air,
Glad to escape, most anywhere.
They jump through windows to the
ground
And smash the glass with fearful
sound.
They do a lot Of funny stunts
And all try to escape at once,
They make for far-of woody dells
When baby yells.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Mrs. Ruth Dies in Iowa

At the home of her daughter, Mrs
Anderson Nickel at Marshalltown, la.r
May 2l, occurred the death Of Mrs
Emily Ruth, aged rs years and elghl
months. Emily Green was born Sep
tember 49,, 1886. in Henderson, Jeifer'
son county. New York. In 1856 she
was united in marriage to James Ruth
and leaves a husband and four daught'
ers to mourn her loss, also sister,
Mrs. Eliza Sowards, living near Ash
land.
The daughters reside, Mrs Cooper
and Mrs. lsenberg at Hood River, Ore,
Mrs. Webster at Clackamas, Ore, and
Mrs. Nickel at MarshalltOwn. At the
age of ID years she became a member
of the Methodist church and was al
ways a consecrated Christian during
her life. Mrs. Ruth was a great suf-
ferer for more than ten years, and
finally the end came through a stroke
of paralysis.
The body was brought from Marsh
altown to Ashland and burial was IN
the Ashland cemetery Friday after
noon. The Ashland, Neb., Gazette.
Mrs. Ruth will be remembered by
the many friends who contributed
kindly attentions and flowers to her
during her six years as an invalid in
the Cottage hospital here.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
ED. WILLIAMS DIES
ON VISIT HOME

The death of G. f. Williams, better
known to his many friends here, to
whom the news of his sudden demise
comes as great shock, as ed, oc-
Cured at the home of his parents, DR..
and Mrs. j. Williams, at their home on
the West Side Tuesday evening. Death
was caused by recurring pulmonary
trouble, which caused MIR. Williams to
leave here seven years ago and seek
health in Arizona, where until January
of last year he had been at Winslow in
the telegraph service of the Sante Fe
Railroad Co. Mr.. Williams, when he
left Winslow, was at the head of their
telegraph service there. He went from
the Arizona city to Los Angeles, where
he has been for the past year. He and
his family arrived here last Saturday
in order that he might enjoy a rest this
summer.
Before he came here 20 years ago to
enter the drug business with his broth
er-in-law, DR.. +. c. Brosius, Mr.. Will
lams had been a dispatcher for the
Burlington lines in Nebraska. He was
one of the youngest dispatchers that
SNSi WoihSu luI tudL SySLeHl, anu WAS
sending out, trains when in his teens.
The store of the early business with
which Mr.. Williams was connected was
in the present location of the Hood
River Banking q Trust Co. He later
became sole owner of the drug store
and at the time he sold out to Chas.
Hall, the business was located in the
corner store Of the Brosius building,
where the kresse Drug Co. now is To-
Gated.
Mr.. Williams was prominent in local
fraternal circles. He was a past mas
ter of the local Masonic lodge, the
members of which will conduct the
burial services this afternoon. The
funeral services will be conducted at
the home of MIR. Williams parents at
2 o'clock by Rev. j. L. Hershner and
Rev. W. B. Young.
Mr.. Williams was married August
10, 1900, to Miss Alice Julia Graham,
and the union has been blessed by two
children, boy and a girl, both of
whom, as does Mrs. Williams, survive
the father and husband. Mr.. Williams
leaves surviving one sister, Mrs. F. c.
BrOsiuS
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
COunCiIman'S Seat Goes Begging

1t is the busy season Of the year, and
no one can be found to take a seat on
the council to fill the vacancy made by
the resignation of Ed S. Mayes, who is
now at the Modern Woodman sanitari
um at Woodman, Colo, where he is
unergoing treatment. Two prominent
buiness men of the city, Geo.W. Thom.
son and p. S. Davidson, who were
elected by the council for the position,
have refused the place, declaring that
they are too closely confined by private
business to give the city's affairs the
proper attention. 1t has been sug-
gested that woman be appointed to
the place.
The council will not meet again until
Monday, July Z, the body holding ses-
sions semi-monthly now.
j. II. Heilbronner has been men,
toned for the place on the council and
friends and members of the body are
trying to persuade him to accept the
office.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Hartman Man Secures Data

A. E. Bennett, travelling representa-
tive of "The Tooter." the magazine
issued in Portland by the employees of
the Hartman lines, was here yesterday
and today securing data for write
up" of the city and valley. MIR. Ben
nett, who states that the July 8 issue
of the unique publication will be devot-
ed to Hood River, was shown over the
city yesterday by ]. II. Fredricy, local
O.-W. r. & N. agent. and Secretary
Scott, of the Commercial club. He
was the guest of Mr.. Fredricy at lunch
con at the Mount Hood hotel yester-
day, where he met some of the busi-
ness men of the city.
I'VE want to make the July 3 num-
Der especially of interest to Hood Riv-
er folk and to tell our readers of the
opportunities that may be found here,
but we want to publish the current in
dustrial news of this region right
along, said Mr.. Bennett yesterday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26

Four Hood River students have just
been awarded diplomas at the gradua-
tlon exercises of the University of Ore
gon at Eugene. The graduates are
Miss Lena Newton, ]. Elwood Iluckey,
Karl Onthank and A. Rurleigh Cash.
Miss Newton will teach next year at
Springfield, Ore., in the history depart
ment of the high school there. Mr..
Cash has been reelected principal of
the Grass Valley high school, and MIR.
Onthank principal of the Frankton
school here. The latter will remain in
Eugene his summer and take special
work in education.
When going to Portland try boat
ride on one of the ID. p. K A. N. Co g
Regulator Line steamers, the Dalles
City or the Bailey Gatzert. The latter
makes daily round trips, except on Sun
days and Mondays. When in Portland
return home on boat up the scenic
Columbia. Dock at foot of Alder street.
Local phone 45S2. m29tf
William Martineaux, the new watch
maker at the Laraway jewelry store,
furnished the annual scene of an at
tempt to photograph Indians here Mon
ady. Mr.. Martineaux was preparing
to take the photograh of number of
squaws and children when one of the
women saw him. She let out whoop
and seized his camera. Friends had
difficulty in rescuing Mr.. Martineaux.
Rubber Stamp Inks and Pads at this
office, also stamps made to.order.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
James W. Pifer EIOpeS

"Et te Pifer," was the exclamation of
Harry Wood yesterday afternoon as he
received the news of James Pifer's s
wedding to Miss Rilla Hall Waughter,
Of Pttsburg, Pa, at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Hail. Then Mr..
Wood tainted away, so great was the
surprise. Indeed, Mr.. Pliers wedding
was kind of an elopement; for no one
but Albert l.. Crocker was let into the
secret of Mr.. Pliers intentions. Miss
who arrived here Tuesday
noon, and Mr.. Pifer have been sweet
hearts since childhood Immediately
after the wedding the happy young
couple left for Portland on a honey
moon trip. Friends are preparing the
tortures of charivari for their re-
turn
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Commodore Dean Becoming Wealthy

If Capt. Lou Warner. who is manning
the motor boat. Ollie S. of Commodore
.. {. Deans, makes many more finds
Of 10 pounds of ambergris he and the
Commodore will soon reach the mill
lonalre class. This amount of that
peculiar substance found in the stomach
of whales, was picked up by the Ollie
5. Monday. Capt. Warner has also
brought in seven salvage" vessels
this year. The Ollie s. is making bic
hauls of halihut regularly at the banks
off Newport.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Clarke Rose Garden Beautiful

Among the beautiful roses of the
city homes have been those at the resi-
dence of Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Clarke,
where numerous shrubs have been
bursting into blossom and dstilling
their perfume. One of the bushes was
for many years the especial care of
Mr.. Clarke's mother. On Memorial
Day recently it afforded heaps of flow
res for the decoration of the grave of
the soldiers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
THOSE WHO HAVE GONE BEFORE

The present management of the Gla.
cier wishes to express thanks to the
former editors. Messrs. bly, the and
Cradlebaugh. who have given of their
time and thought to tell the modern
day readers of the paper of the early
struggles of the publication. The right
start in the right direction is half the
battle won. and the early editors had
done much toward placing the paper
permanently in the estimation of the
EARLIER residents of the place. And by
their loyalty and their work for the
community they made a place for
themselves IN the hearts of the pio-
neers. No articles that have recently
appeared in the paper have caused so
much interest among the old timers as
have those of Mr.. Blythe and Mr.. Cra-
dlebaugh.
The story of MIR. Cradlebaugh-it
isn't an article, it's a story teamlng
with human interest-in this week s
paper may give one an insight into his
character, although he may never have
seen him. He is man who has spent
his life in hard work, not for sordid
money getting, but for the love of the
work he has been engaged in. AL
though one of the greatest editors of
the state of Oregon, he has never risen
to places in the imelight; for he
has always been boosting other men
instead of boosting himself. John Cra-
dlehaugh is a literary genius. He is
now on the staff of the Salem Capital
journal.
And there is George T. Prather. MIR.
Prather will boost Hood River in the
Elysian fields. 1t was he who famed
the Goals of Hood Rivers fame into a
fine. He has ever been optimistic.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26

Local Folk Greet Veterans

The Gettysburg special over the o.
W. r. & N. line, which passed through
the city yesterday afternoon at 4
O'Clock, was greeted by large crowd
of local people. The Candy Post G. A.
R. was represented, and Newton Clark
and S. EF. sBlythe and wife pre-
sented the veterans with boxes of cher
ries, while the Commercial.cl pre-
sented the veterans with several crates
of extra fancy Strawberries. The box
of Mr.. Blythe bore the following direc-
tions: Gettysburg Veterans, Union
& Confed. Care of Capt. J. p. Shaw. ."
Capt. Shaw, formerly of Hood River
but who now resides in Milwaukee, is
in charge of the Union soldiers of Ore
gon who are aboard the train. James
W. Wallace, of this city, is also aboard
the special train.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
BIRTHS

Born-To MIR. and Mrs. r. N. Young,
Sunday, June 22, a son.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Knob
lock at fuckers Bridge Sunday, June
%. son.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. j. d. Nc
Lucas, Thursday, June 10. daughter.
Born TO w. G. ParmaIee, of Pine
Grove, Monday, June %, son.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Rey.
nolds at their home on the Heights,
Sunday, June 10, daughter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
HEIGHTS NEWS

Mrs. Alec Muir, of Belingham, who
has been here visiting the Edgingtons,
has returned to her home.
A show window full of pedigreed
Belgian hare at the store of Hubbard
Taylor during the past week has ere
ated no small amount of attention.
Miss Nell Cameron has left for Port
land to visit with relatives.
Miss Mills. of Sisters. has been visit.
ing at the home of DR.. and Mrs. j.
Edgington.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Fire Bell Arrives

Hood Rivers new fire bell has ar
rived at the local freight station and
the installation of the new automatic
fire alarm system will soon begin. The
huge bell will be hung in tower to be
erected on lot south of the Park
street school. 1t will be rung automat-
ically by the operator at the exchange
of the office of the Home Telephone
Co., who will start the alarm as soon
as the notice of the fire has been tele.
phoned in.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
ARTHUR D. MOE. Publisher.
THE VISION OF YESTERDAY

All of us who receive the 0regonisn
looked at the inspiration Of Cartoonist
Reynolds last Thursday and laughed,
when we noted the words of his
''tiger": 81 saw a buffalo once" But
1.-THE visions of yesterday" of the old
pioneer, as he speeds on his way to the
Oregon metropolis. aboard fast pas
senger train and dreams. as he dozes.
of the methods of transportation of
yesterday-th portion of the cartoon
may be made the basis Of much
thought. Progress has been fast here
in America. and indeed, it was bat yes
terday, when the "prairie schooners. ="
drawn by their yoke of oxen, were
winding their ways across the plains,
through tortuous mountain passes and
over unexplored fords of streams aud
bearing their passengers, bold men and
the bravest of brave women, out to the
frontier. They we're the pioneers, who
felled the trees and broke the sod and
opened the way for newer rule of
things, when those who followed after
might live in ease reared in a cradle of
plenty.
Think of the things that have hap
pened since the first pioneers came.
We might spend the day counting,
and be tired and yet not half finished
when evening came. There have been
evolutions in thought, in social Gus
toms, in mechanical science, in trans
portation, in almost everything. When
the first OK wagon had traversed the
vast expanse Of prairie land and had
deposited its burden of sturdy human
ity here in the rich land of the North
west, the first transcontinental railroad
had not been begun. Then travellers
discussed the speed of postcOach sys-
tens, and the steamboats, were thought
the last word in travel for speed The
Northwest territory was then the home
Of the Klickitats, the Tacomas, The
Spokanes, The Wascos and other In
dian tribes. The pioneer with his ia
mily had to guard against the attack
of the warlike bands. He had to make
the road as he went.
Today the pioneer and the families {
If his children may travel like the
wind on express trains. or they may
peed along the best of roads, overland
n automobiles. Coincident with the
Meeting of the Pioneers Association y
ast week we noticed an announcement /,
an attack and robbery in eastern 2:
regon of automobile bandits. Meth
is change with times. In the days of Ii
he early comers, the crime would have
cen perpetrated by desperados or In u
ans, who sped away from their pur-
lers on the backs Of swift ponies. G, 6,
All honor to you, pioneers. We must
lank you for tasks you have per-
'rmed and from which we now bene-
!. But nevertheless, we envy you. II
onvened there in Portland last week, tn
Nv radiant and happy were your ex- fir
ressions as you recalled the hardships ny ny
the early conquests of our great al
.ate. Indeed. those are fortunate who ic
ave had their muscles hardened and OF
leir hearts made big by living on the "
rontier. I aI
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Hood River Berries Barred From Utah

Hood River berry boxes are made to
measure the fruit by the pound instead
of the quart and on this account laws
of several states prevent shipments
into those states. Local berries have
not been sent into Utah on this ac-
count. The size of the box will be re-
adjusted in order to allow it to hold a
full quart.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Unique Scout Watch

Local Boy Scouts are now the proud
possessors of unique watches that not
only tell the time of the day, but that
have on the reverse side from the dial
small compass to direct the Scout
when he is on hunting or woodland
exploration trip.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Boats Resume Service

The Bailey Gatzert resumed the run
on the Mid-Columbia yesterday, the
water having gone down about six feet
since the fall began. 1t had been
about three weeks since the boats had
been above the locks on account of the
nigh water.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Damage by Rain

The rain, while the heaviest for
years at this season of the year. will
not do as much damage as people al
first thought. While cherries will be
pretty badly hurt and the strawberry
harvest was stopped for two days, the
fruit was not injured as seriously as
was estimated. Hay fields will be
damaged in parts of the valley.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Death of Baby

The death of Evelyn, the infant
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James W.
Parker, occurred at their home on Oak
street Monday morning. The child
was sick only a few days, having been
attacked by scarlet fever. The body
was inferred Monday afternoon at Idle
wild cemetery.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26

Hood River county, the state of Ore
CONS youngest child, was Just five
years old Monday. Though the young
est, it is one of the healthiest industri-
ally and best known counties in the
great commonwealth.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
ChenOwith Will Celebrate

The people of Chenowith, up the
White Salmon river in Skamania coun-
ty, Wash, will celebrate the Fourth of
July. Basket dinners will be enioyed
by the citizens of that section and their
families, and dance will be held in
the evening. 1t will be an old fash.
Toned Fourth, as announced.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26

The Bingen Observer came forth un.
der new name, The Columbia News,
last week. The sheet of the neighbor-
ing town across the river has been
taken over by C. S. Maynard. of Spo-
kTne.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26

III you hear an unusual noise on the
morning of the Fourth, don't be start
led. Just turn over and take another
snooze. II will be the sunrise guns at
White Salmon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26

Because of the unusually heavy rain
fall experiments in the irrigation de-
partment of the local experiment sta
tion are made very difficult this year.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26

Prepaid freight charges on shipments
of fruit will be one of the things that
will cause the cessation of haphazzard
and irresponsible distribution of north
western fruits.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26

Adopt the suggestion Of the Fourth
of July automobile committee and
place your automobile at the disposal
of a number of happy children.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26
Notice to NIaSOnS

Special meeting this afternoon,
Thursday, at Il O'Clock to attend the
funeral of our late brother, Past Mas
ter Williams. Geo. X. Castner, W. M.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-06-26

J. w. Palmer raises Strawberries
over seven inches in circumference and
still they call strawberries small fruit.