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descended to the kitchen, choking, you'd
better get off to bed quickly before you do
any more damage. You've smashed seven
plates and dish"-
i don't think he could help It, James,"
put In Mrs. Pappendyke. the peacemaker
He wanted to help me put them away.
and, OF course, he's strange TO the place
and"-
1T was not large smashing" smiled
mans and the plates was no good. But
at the barbering shop-oh."-- Hans
sank back into chair and laughed again.
one day was carrying the shaver-mugs
after ! had bathed them there was six
teen OF them. and carry them so-but,
on. Here Hanss face purpled with sup
pressed laughter. 81 do drop them, 1t gives
rights to every one In the shop, and one
old mister who was having some shaving
nearly procured an ear cut off That was
good smashing, that was This one no
good. MOI"
Send him to bed. or I'll kill him!" Kissed
Pappendyke.
And when Mrs. Pappendyke went up to
bed. after showing Hans to his ROOM she
did not improve her husbands temper by
taking the youths part
Remember, he's stranger In a strange
land" she said
Yes and he'll find himself in n still
stranger land before long ii he doesn't i'm
prove" grumbled Pappendyke. as ne turne ed
on the pillow. Great snakes. Listen to
that internal row Whatever Is it?"
weird. monotonous sort OF chant came
from somewhere overhead. 1t really was
hideous noise, as OF some lost soul In
pain.
Tiff don't believe It's that Internal
German singing" gasped Pappendyke.
jumping out OF bed and rushing upstairs.
Stop that yelling" he shouted, outside
Hans door stop it,"
Il finish now" came the genial answer.
but do him every night before the sleep.
1t is my country's tune. do him also In
the morning time when I get me up. 1t
Is cheerful to me. Good nights"
Pappeldyke realized that 1t would be I'M
English to murder a youth as he lay In
bed, and went back to HIS own room,
threatening to return the German, carriage
paid. TO the agency the next day
His threat was renewed when, the next
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he cannoned heavily off the umbrella stand
on his way TO the kitchen.
He goes tomorrow" said the irate
householder to his wife later on There"
he added, as a sound of falling bodies. fol.
lowed by tenor yell. rent the air. that's
the duck, I'll bet!"
II save him! The duck, he is safe!"
cried Hans entering the room his shirt
front and face a river Of gravy, while aloft,
grasped in his right hand. he bore the
his master Il will have some legs please.
yes?"
Pappendyke hurled himself at the Ger.
man and propelled him quickly and brutal.
ly up to his bedroom. where he flung him
on the bed
and cheese?" pleaded Hans. Il have hun
gers"
Not crumb! You so tomorrow"
''If I don't believe that brute is going
down after the duck!" said Mr. Pappen-
dyke, waking up about two in the morning.
Listen. There's some one going by the
door. III swear!"
Surely enough. there were stealthy foot
steps passing the door. Mr.. and Mrs. Pap
pendyke held their breath and listened.
Then thud, thud. bump bump. yell from
Hans, and another In strange, rough
voice. Pappendyke flung on his dressing
gown and rushed out, to find Hans at the
bottom OF the stairs. sitting on the chest
OF a man whose throat he was firmly grip
ping with an ease which betokened an ath.
lete.
II come for some cucumbers," he said
cheerfully, land l encounter this one on
the stairs, so sit on him! am strong,
yes"
A policeman was sent for, and the
stranger proved to be notorious burglar
for whose capture reward Of fifty pounds
was offered.
Hans when the money was his, "and when
] have made some holiday I return to you
back yes?"
NO." said Pappendyke. firmly You're
brave boy. Hans. but next week we're
moving"
And the Pappendykes' present servant Is
English.
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= GERMAN INVASION--- tt2y Il Game the RagpendA
T We got thirty.pound.ayear rise!
Fancy that" cried young MI Pap

r We got thirty.pounda-year rise!
Fancy that" cried young MI Pap
pendyke, bursting in on his wife
How nice, dear What tor?" asked
Mrs Pappendyke. whom II would have
'Aken a iul!-si2ed earthquake TO have gal
vaAized into anything approaching excite.
Inent
What for?" gasped Pappendyke Why,
for-!or attention TO business, good con.
cLct, energy, and so on. What did you
;A'nk ii was for? Sitting in the office and
looking beautiful?"
Certainly not that, dear!" was Mrs.
Fhppendyke's unconsciously sarcastic re.
ply When does il start and what shall
we no WIN II? We really want new car.
pets and there's some lovely trips TO I.u
cerne advertised; and there's new rink
gong - be opened in Market street"
y did think Of a motor car and iaun,
round The world snapped Mr. Pappen.
dyk" But ! decided that, after all We
would spend Il on domestic comfort, The
1ortonS over the way have man servant;
"al S. olldn't We? Young Horton tells me
aS German costs very little, and does
q. the housework'
THAT would be nice interrupted Mrs.
pappendyke and he needn't cost anv.
ming In tho way OF livery, There's tha+
Old roliceman's coat you wore al Dr,vete
tAeatr!cals; II could easily be cut down 70
IT him
0Ihere'li be no carnival or fancy dress
costumes worn in this house Mrs. pappen
dyke. said her husband, sternly. Tho
idea OF hiring German youth ie for him
10 act as a domestic help. and not TO pro.
vide free entertainment for the children Of
NE neiRh oorhood. 4 foreign young person
in 4 policeman 2 coat taking the dog for a
walk would De an object that could hardly
TAI! 10 attract crowds, and possibly bricks. -
But altered the coat would"-
The discussion Is closed. my dear Con.
slider the policemans coat as put on the
shelf for good. J called al an agency which
provides everything In the way OF manser.
wants. from groom Of the chamber 10 a
potatopeeler. and asked for young Ger.
man willing to Go housework. wait at table
and make himself generally useful, for
ihree-sad-si1 week as per their edver.
tsement. The manager. genial person.
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odorous OF garlic, told me he had lust had
particularly fine consignment OF German
youths, and would dispatch one tomorrow
without fail. So we will await the German
sample, my dear, and should he arrive be-
fore I'm home. kindly remember that the
po!!cemans coat Is not to be submitted to
him as livery"
Anything IN the German line YETI"
asked Mr.. Pappendyke eagerly the next
evening when he returned home at
O'Clock.
"Nobody's been, dear, except the milk.
man. the dustman and the man about the
gas"
"A sudden spasm OF intellect tells me
that neither tho gasman, the dustman nor
the milkman is OF German extraction;
therefore, we may conclude the shipload
OF German youth has been wrecked. Great
Scott what's that?"
knock. as II imperative bailirs were
demanding admission. sounded through the
hoVse. and Mr.. Pappendyke went 10 the
door.
.Pappcndykes' yes, no?" inquired
Eo!ce IN a foreign accent, and a fat-saced
iar-ha!red youth stepped into the hall. TT
IS since Six or the morning hour that
MaVe pcen arriving here. lose the ways.
mere mas been 10 me the cost of"-he
nurrieoly consulted slip OF paper-"three
sh!Il!ngs and ninepence In tho Transporting
OF myself here. You give him TO me, yes.
he held out his hand and Pappendyke
looked at him curiously. His fat. smooth.
s!ighi4y pimply face was innocent of guile,
anu he smiled benevolently. as II ne had
zone something wonderfully clever IN tak.
Ing about thirteen hours to come from
Soho TO Walham Green
Look here, my friend" said Pappen.
oyKe, very distinctly, so that the FOREIGNER
could understand, your first entry into
en!s mansion does no, appear to be a huge
success. You try 10 hammer the knocker
through the door and you want me 10 nav
Tor your COMPOUNDED idiocy In losing vour
way Perhaps you'd like me to settle an
o!o'age pension on you at once? By the
way. suppose you're from the agency In
Soho--the Kellner Agency?"
yes, ! am from the agency" nodded the
youth, who spoke English remarka hIv waii
but OF course. with an accent. INV mama
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-26
Sam Loyd's Puzzles.

A TWIN" PRoBIIEM--ln his Joy at
the prospect Of becoming a happy
father. O'Shaughnessy vowed to settle
two-thirds Of his estate upon the boy"
and one-third upon the mother. but IN
case the boy" should be \ girl, then
two-thirds Of the estate should 20 TO the
mother and one-third to the daughter,
When II developed. however. that the
boy" was twin. which made II neces-
sary to provide for both a boy and a
Girl, az we'll as the mother, OShaugh-
nessy's mind was not In state to de-
eide upon the proper way to carry out
the terms Of the promise. What do our
friends. especially the members Of the
legal profession. say should he the
proper division OF Shaugnessy's es'
tate" ANSWER to MARITAL
PROBIIEM"-They were married thirty
six years. or when the bride was eigh
teen years OF age. The husband wa
thirty At the time. 80 that to-day he Il
elxt -stx AAd has We afV-ssus.
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DOCTORS AND COCAINE.

~ EwENN hs County Medical Society and the DisiebAtor-
nsyS ecs there has arisen the cocaine bill controversy
- which, while sstng nothing. hs brought veg clearly into
light sumo things that shsuid Be- settled.
the plea Of the District Attorneys odcs that the s 10
necessary for the suppression Of crime and M preservation Of The
pubic welfare The plea Of tns Medical Society that the bin would
tie tho hands Of doco their therapeutic efforts and insult
to the profession.
These viev' while contrary not contradictory thing may
b needed for the public good and still b insult medical societies
The representative Of M District Atnsys Office therefore, sban.
doned the interchange Of opinions and took to fac He said that
doctor had bssn known b cell within forty days 5000
osens IN the Black Bt Hs sddsd that vs large percentage
q tssAc in cocaine y carried On BY doceors.
Thsrupon tho okssman for the Medical soy IA the
dssdi b the Attornsys office nshsr than to the
seA pofsion for the guilty docs should haS bssn arrested
Thu gst lot a n4ezaon and left 10 decide for our
a,s whsr A hsvs sc~ Lawn sbout the sale Of cocaine
y sbsut ~ xcsnAay 4 deotou.
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IL dcussa concerning the difficulties Of womanhood
in practising profession while bearing and raising chill.
dzen. trs has proposal for the establishment Of
"V 0sn vhs babies be placed and duly cared for eav.
mg u mother se fr s duties her profession II further
sssssd .t hsow institution b made part Of the public school
CDtsm IKE The AindagEtsn.
There nothing evolutionary in tho project far the
schools concerned for would be but extension Of the kinder
gartn ids from ths y back the cradle But wou
complete the revolution Il the home With the father his club
mother s hsr professional css and the baby in the public
fantoru what would b left Of the y by the 6reside'
Most striking however, the argument advanced for the enter
prise Il u ~: There mother unable to give proper
her baby The that with every minute Of the twenty
four hours there wife poor the that always
home" PHILOSOPHY like that militant than smashing
windows and throwing hstchsh at statesmen.
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0Uo0oy.
To ~ D1l1s a1A DssA0 W0o;
On what 1ay did 0GAsch .. iSfo. fallf
J. J. X.
r, IL Editor q n EvssinG woad:
Does . mans rsligion o. religious de-
nomination AFFECT his sligfbaiity to the
Prssidencyf p. p. p.
The Latter IL Correct.
10 the Editor a TAs Dvsnins World
Which 10 correct: 1T WAS made for
him and T. or 1T was made for him
sn1 mey' LOUIS w.
The Made naa's PpoAt.
10 IL Editor Of Tho Evening WoHd
offer readers the following In.
stance Of what some commission mon
do--to help along! A relative Of mine
once sent zoo bsrrsissof potatoes and
two carloads Of wstsrmsaons 70 q
sas.assssa 49, ~ .sslfass.aax ~
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turns In Q reasonable time another
relative ealled at the store and priced
potatosA They were S2.76 per barrel
When tiisy did make returns to the
sender they sent . votal Of IS cents
per barrel Cor $50 In AID. hardly
enough 70 pay for the barrels they
were shipped In. For the watermeions
-nothing-the nrsiGaN and commission
charges eating II all up! Ia II any
wonder some fellows can buy houses.
autos. &C.. and have all tho iuxuries
of life while OFTEN the farmer has to
work for nothing? Naturally II scared
this farmer from trying II again and
by these means a certain element
amona the commission men are able
to boost prices. II. +.
Hicksville. n. Y.
! To the Editor Of The Evening worh
Are there snakes In Irelandf
"A 4. D ~
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GuidebOOk to Gallantry.
BY m. Pre-. Publish ing Co. THE New York Evening World
By Alma Wooduard.

ing Go. tine New York Evening WORLD.
Have at your tongues tip a store Of
short. new forms OF apology. Because.
when the car swerves suddenly to the
right. you. having no anchorage. will be
precipitated toward and against the
lady on the right-ard vice versa. Elk
cuse me. I'm sure!' and IT BEG your
pardon" will have to be rung in once In
q while. OF course.
! forgot TO warn YOU, In the beg.n-
ming. to draw all your savings from tire
bank before you start. For understand,
all the extras" such as luncheon, stray
drinks. automobile wells. &c, that are
acquired en- route are paid for by YOU.
Why not? Isn't the owner giving you
the time OF your lie taking YOU out N
his CAR: The leas. you can do. GER
tainly. Ia to defray TRIVIAL expenses,
, even though they may exceed the cost
| OF the machine In these days OF the
rampant roadhouse.
| Anyway. you'll have to pay. whethc'
you want to or not, because every auto
mobile owner has the head waiter ri
every roadhouse fixed to call him out "a
the machine on some pretext or other
just before It's time for the bill to bs
served-leaving the goat CHATS YOU, re-
membe) the only Richmond In thu
feld!
To make yourself extremely popular
with owners OF cars volunteer always Il
buy the ladies OF the party souvenirs o.
interesting places you pass through.
you do this systematically you may b
sure o. n trip every weekend and alst
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SPRING CLEANING ARDOR CHECKED.

Upon the Of the coming street cleaning
many people began clearing up their premises and putting
he refuse upon che streets The energy premature and
it, effects have many instances violations Of the law The
Department Of had halt and rebuks it. giving notice
that inspection going merely preliminary for The
pose Of anordng which to estimate the cost Of the work 10
undertaken end that persons depong refuse the
streets before tho date cot will be liable
The mistake part the public natural enough and tho
action department the only possible under the srcum
stances Yet pity tho fresh sprngms srdor Of the people
should be quenched just when ready bust forth IN wiling and
slous Before the puposed begins the spring fever for
cleaning up may given anguor and desire 70 Loaf Thsn
folks may arrested make hsm clean their premises
and clear out the refuse. Il often happens that Wy.
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Mr.. Jarr Is Still in the Awful
Throes of a Spring Hat Hunt


The money to buy Mrs. Rangle q hat
and Mrs. Gus hat as we'll as Mrs Jarr
a hat was crumpled up tightly in Mr..
Jarr's hst. The edges OF the bills ex-
uded. and the foorwalker saw in this
further evidence OF Mr.. Jarr being .
mere man uninitiated In the mysteries
OF shopping IN q 9reat department store.
Laying . gentle but OBTAINING clasp
upon Mr.. Jarr. the two-slded hoorwalker
raised aloft a well manlcured hand In
which he held a yellow lead pencil. and
at the signal . deputy hoorwalker
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-26
A Dull Job.

TT was SATURDAY noon and the school teseAsr
/ passing along the road surprised TO sse
the ordinarily o,eractive Tommy sitting dis.
consulate beneath tree in front Of the school.
house.
why. Tommy. my boy" he said, pausins on
his way. what 10 the matter' Anything sore
wrong!"
Nope" aid Tommy. Giving On lima TENT
wisgie
Where are the rest Of the boys askeA M
srhoolmaser. They haven't run away frJG
YOU, have thsyi"
"Gone home 10 lunch" sowied Tommy, h.
ing to talk and whistle both at the same time.
We'll VII, don't you 60 home TO lunch, too'"
laughed the teacher.
Cant" sid Tommy You se,. Mr. sa,u,-
sey. we're plsyin' war. and I've got to STAY b.re
until the other fellows se back. I'm tn. .r.i..
ticc. Judge Library.
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Throekmortoa lguluSatawusy,
Main Aisle Manager,
1ig Bargain Bazaar.


II will see you are satisfactorily
served" added he. We will have our
Miss Dilfworthy wait upon you. Her
taste In hats II exquisite. In fact'-he
sank his voice TO an awed whisper
..she Is one OF our best buyers in the
millinery department. and she goes to
Paris three times a year"
Mr.. Jarr gave one aching. enTous
thought to Gus and Rangie. carefree
and happy. accusing each other OF
cheating at Kelley pool nearby, while
he was being martyred here upon the
alta: OF Fashion.
In a quiet part OF the store where
only some forty or nifty women custom
ers were seated around before cheval
glasses and being told by the sales
, women that the highest-pTced hats
suited them best. they found Miss Dill
worthy, the omn!potent.
This gentleman desires a hat for his
good lady" said the hoorwalker. and ne
stood by to block all escape, while mo-
tioning Mr.. Jarr to a gilt chair before
the only unobstructed mirror In the de-
partment.
| o. "a Few
Jarr imagined they were going to Try
tho hats on him!
But he was to be spared this IT,
noininy.
ia she a petite blonde or is she OF
IAN fgure?" asked the head sales!ady
"Ncw. you are OF dark type. and
should say you were married TO a
lblcrde, ahem"-- Here Miss Dill
worthy. who was an angular female
wearing glasses, looked at him intently
and then added, "a perfect thirty-six.
"Thirty-eight, should say" inter
posed Mr. MullIgatawney. the moor
walker.
NO" said the brusque saleswoman
ana neither seemed to be feeling Mr.
Jar. was IN the conversation: "a thirty
six A thirty-eisht would do her owl
shopping"
I want hats Cor three ladies'" NUT
tered Mr.. Jarr defsntly.
~ Mormon murru-ei the sales
,Ndr, and che must have g.vea a secre
siGnal. for IN an instant Mr.. Jarr wa
the centre of interest OF the lady he
buyses 81 sss'sss eliza a
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T - &! g4Sg%Sd

Mr. Jar was ABOUT to lie painfully
and say he had been. But the floor
walker know a man OF Mr.. Jars type
was not acquainted with the c. o. d.
system. Men 60 In stores. select what
they want. pay Tor It and lug 1t away
with them. Mr.. Jarr's hands held no
trimmed hats; he carried no pasteboard
hstboxes.
you were looking for the ladies'
trimmed hat Department." said the
hoorwalker. who had . memory worthy
Of hotter things.
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~ %%dp
s."

"A RR. JARR waA escaping from the
M department store with the re-
AVA verse motion upon his generous
impulses to buy his wife . surprise gift
Of = now spring hat.
A. no dodgcd the mass play formation
Of the shopping women coming In as nc
was endeavorinG to get out. like Job. nc
cursed the day he was born. Which ID
JOBS record for precocity In profanity,
But q graceful form blocked his get
away. The double breasted nOorwalkei
at the main entrance nailed him and
held him with his glittering eye. Al
least Mr.. Jarr said afterward that !.
WAS his Glittering eye. hut doubtless |!
wac the hypnotic influences Of the floor
walkers cute little side whiskers.
''Have you been waited on7" asked 'h'
hoorwalker.
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HUBERT Won ElERKOMER'S HERESY.

1yY HEN % eminent Hubert Herkomer
w from bic pencils 10 the bioscope for professional work.
danger that brilliant interpreters Of music may give
up the piano for the pianoa
Sir Hubsrts argument b that With the "mov make
pictures without the bos It painting them, sc plays without
stage and present stories labor Of writing book The
argument valid enough but happens that in the world Of art
that Of and Of industry only the bother that counts
for excellence.
We have applied the mechanical crafts to building to such an
extent schitectue Lost art There few left
capable Of building vail that win stand itself good
many yet make piano sing and paint picture that breahes
but they getting The next generation may world
without bother and Without content With boopes and anolas
erecting monuments Or Hub2, but eonoundng them with
him whose praise prsiss indeed
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-26
Jumping in Ireland.

TWO IrSimen were watching the events ct
. field meet. says tho Cleveland Plain
Dealer. When one Of the athletes jumped
twenty one feet in the broad jump, Pat remarked
to Mike:
Mike that was q purity good jump.
"Ye" says Mike, 1T was. hut nothing lhe
what We had hack on the Ould Sod
Sure" says Pat, and they never had any.
thing equal to that jump
Yes" says Mike "and they did, One day
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stepped into the fixed post by the main
entrance while the first noorwalker led
Mr.. Jar back into the maelstrom OF
merchandising.
Weaving his way with his captive. the
noorwalker soon reached a cleared
space. and here Mr.. Jarr made a rally
and endeavored to escape.
Really" he said. really. you know.
I feel sure I'll make horrible mistake
II ! try to buy any ladies' hats. I'll
have my wife do It."
But II 10 an axiom with all shop peo-
| pie to let no prospective customer es-
| caps.
MY card" said the hoorwalker. and
ne handed Mr.. Jarr q bit Of pasteboard
on which was engraved
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-26
The May Manton Fashions
THE hve-gored skirt
Is always a good

. one. 1t takes prst.
~ lines and It Is alto.
gether satisfactory. This
one Is quite ovel for 1t
gives a plai.. panel back
while the fronts are
Tapped over a V-shaped
panel. This latter, II
will be easy to see, could
be used for the same or
for a contrasting mate
rial. In the illustration.
the whole skirt Ia made
OF eponge, the only
trimming being buttons
and simulated button
holes. but q very good
effect could be obtained
BY using . different
color or q different ma
tertal for the panel. Such
q model 10 excellent Tor
washable materials and
also for those OF wool or
silk or anything sea son =
able, for we make thi
and light materials In
plain styles A. well as
heavy ones. Eponge and
crepe finished fabrics
are favoritss. but we
wear a great deal Of silk
this season and the
skirt would b handsome
made of the new ribbed
silk With plain satin for
the panel, or II would be
pretty made Of fouiard
with a little flower de-
sign over the surface
while the panel Is plain.
For the medium size
will be needed i3-+
yards Of material q
inches wide. Ala yards
IS, or 3 l-2 yards ". The
width at the lower odge
In 2 yards.
Pattern no, 77oo A.
cut In sizes for %, 81.
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The Stories Of
SFam0us Novels
BY Albert Payson Terhune

cayhak - NJ rvs o. TEA svAs wAQ
No. E-"THE TALE OF TWO CITIES" By Charles Dtcke1sa
m-CCrE father oh nnrm doco had sens
London after Bailla YsosU
Ill powerful French nooles who -
@ imprisoned on the yofe o.
nobility feA trenaS
former self &1 4
Charles Darnay the a'
MARQUIS dssous
his brother NV
Thus Luciss
has
rudely interrupted
French sent Darnay back
the awful Reign Of Terror he venture
And q arrested
family Of old had cruelty
dared set foot In France
birth enough to send him to ne
Aanetts oy
hrokan Ia,can MEAD
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EVENING WORLD FASHION
site Gimbel
The. stamp. for each pattern ordered
IMPORTANT-wris and
sss wanted ADA two Tor Letter q