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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01

time to gain tile inner chamber and stand
upright. 1 was bleeding, for 1 had been
cut here and there. but was otherwise all
right
painting you should have Kept it for
yourself.
II can find means to die" she answered.
IF naught else by your sword blade
Good" I exclaimed, proud of her
prowess and her resolution.
They gave us no time for further speech,
for. urged by what promises of reward.
what passionate hatred, what bestial de-
sire, I know not. they came on. The
narrow entrance was suddenly black with
the islanders. who thrust their spears at
u.s. Fortunately. my mistress had moved
aside and was out of range, but l was
perilously near being cut down. Mis-
tress Lucy had the sword which / had
thrust into her hand, and 1 the great ak.
which I had cast into the inner cave
ahead of me-
Those outside were less able to see
than We. and perhaps they thought we
had withdrawn or been driven back. for
they crept forward. While l had lived i'm
the gardeners lodge of Wilberforce Cas-
tie 1 had got to be quite an axman.
brought down the heavy weapon on the
first head. striking with just enough force
to kill the man and yet leave me able to
recover myself without delay, and when
three heads had been knocked that way
in rapid succession with no more damage
to me than a trifling spear cut on the
ankle the battle stopped for moment.
l laughed.
Come on, you dogs shouted. Il
tired of it than T.
1 spoke without thought, however, for
those outside the opening drew back the
bodies by their legs and thus cleared the
entrance. I judged that the outer cave.
which was large and spacious, was now
filled with men. They were shouting and
gesticulating In great excitement. But
none made any effort to enter. Finally
| heard a human voice speaking English.
1t was Pimball.
Master Hampton" he cried.
Speak not to ME, you numbering vii
lain,'' ! answered.
Now. this is Madness he went on.
You are trapped like rats: We have only
to wall up the entrance or build fire
in front Of 1t and you will die
1T is better to die even so,' l replied,
than to live with men like YOU"
You are a fool he exclaimed.
He dropped down on his knees as he
spoke and / could see his face in the
opening, but too far away for me to swing
my ak. II 1t were my last effort l was
determined that / would get him. and so
l waited.
Don't lose the sword / cried to my
lady across the chamber. where her white
face stared at me out of the dimness.
II shall not" she answered, undaunt-
eddy.
Then I lifted the ak and waited for
Master Pimball and his men to come on,
but he had a better plan. Bullets and
powder they had in plenty, and he knew
from the fact that l had thrown my pis-
tolls at them that l had none left. With
a dozen weapons swept into the cave. 1
leaped back. 1 had to. or should have
been shot where l stood. OF the way
thus opened they took advantage, and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
IN CHARGE OF SUNDAY SCHOOL.
Luther L. Derrick Elected Superin-
tendent of Eldbrooke M. E.

At business meeting last night, pre-
ceding watch night services at Eldbrooke
Methodist Episcopal Church, Tenleytown.
the following officers of the Sunday
school and church societies were elected
for the new year: Luther l.. Derrick.
superintendent of the Sunday school:
b. +. Crown. first assistant super
intendent: Mrs l.. S. Shermer.
perintendent of the primary department.
Mrs. B. F. Crown, assistant superintend-
ent: l.. S. Shermer. secretary; J. II.
Perry, treasurer. Miss Mabel Derrick
was chosen president OF the missionary
society. Mrs. j. s. Wilfong vice presi-
dent and f.. r.. Hurley treasurer. r. NJ
Riley was elected president of the tent
perance society. and r. j.. Perry was
chosen secretary and treasurer. Miss
Grace Robey was appointed organst,
with Miss Addie Dean as assistant Mrs
Elizabeth Shoemaker was elected presi-
dent of the home department. Under tho
revised discipline of the NJ Il. Church
twelve teachers of the Sunday school
were elected by ballot.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
News Briefs.

Mrs. Susie Elizabeth Phillips. wife of
former Sheriff Milford Phillips of Dor
chester county. Nd. died Sunday at Cam
bridge, after long illness.
William E. Baker of King George
county. Va. died at the home of his
daughter Mrs. William Billingsley. at
Colonial Beach, aged eighty-three years
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
Specially Priced at 80, $1.75,
SIPS, $3.50 and $2.7S Garment.

GOWNS-Nainsook, muslin and high,
low, round and square necks; effectively trimmed
with fine laces and embroderes $3.50
PETTICOATS-Cambric with founce of
hounce IS
GOWNS-Fine nainsook; low neck and short sleeves:
trimmed with Irish lace; also empire style gowns,
trimmed with fine valenciennes lace: many
attractive styles variousy trimmed s225
LONG ELECTROMAGNETIC cambria deem
hounce of English eyelet embroidery ...... 80 %
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
W000war0 & I0tbr0p
New NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
All 1913 Calendars marked at half price.
Beginning Tomorrow, january 2md
Our Annual January Sale of
High=grade Muslin Underwear
At Specially Low Prices.
At Specially Low Prices.

January of not
which hold Each select
always
attained
successful The high char
whow worthy every
Wesub items being
the splendid prevail throughout the collection.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
MAY CUT PRICE OF GAS
Georgetown Company Officials
Say They Will Do SO if Cost
of Oil Becomes Lower.

Hope is held out to the residents of
Georgetown that the increase in the price
of gas from So cents to 81 per 1000 cubic
feet, which was put into effect by the
Georgetown Gas Light Company December
-. may not be a permanent one.
The recent announcement by the COM
pany that the price would be raised Janu-
airy 1 was not exactly correct, inasmuch
as it was stated today at the Offices of
the company that as their bills run from
the 22d of the month to the I'D they have
been obliged to charge the increased rate
beginning with December %. SO as not to
be forced to wait until January - to
do so.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
Depends Mostly on Oil Price.

If. however. the price of oil should be
lowered. oil being one of the principal in
gradients in the manufacture Of gas, the
price Of gas will be lowered, it was stated
today at the company's office. What
prospect there may be Of this no official
could say. The Georgetown company is
now paying $4S3 per 100 gallons for oil,
against a price Of 1907 per. 100 gallons
paid by them when they reduced the price
of gas to s. cents per 1000 cubic feet
last year. The increased price Of oil and
coal was stated to be the reason why it
was found necessary to restore the old
rate of 81 per Loco cubic feet.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
Specially Priced at S1.OO
Garment.

iOWNS-Masonvlle cambria Berkeley muslin; high
neck and long sleeves; tucked and trimmed with
embroidery nd
in attractive assortment of styles; trimmed
with laces and embroideries beading and ribbon.
PETTCOATS-Fine cambria. with deep embroidery founce
DRAW ERS-Musn. cambria nainsoOk;
tucks and ruffes of embroidery lace edge n
sertiOn.
COMBINATION SUITS-Corset Corset
Cover and Drawers; trimmed in
with laces and embroderies.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
W0men's Undermuslins Reduced,

These are garments taken from our own stock
and marked at reduced prices to close out during
the January SALE
to $1.95 N p-o0'' Wv
prices. 6Jc. ' >NN1OoN
to $165. 1900 -oe" p''09s' '''
Corset Covers. SOC to s175 each Reduced
prices. 35c o 95c - ~''o e"e"' i'euoceu
An exceptionally special value is offered in
French Nainsook Gowns, low round neck and
short sleeves daintily hand embroidered front ST. OK
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01

II you want work read the want eol-
umnS of The Star.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
Specially priced at SOC Garment.

MISUNDERSTANDING. trimmed dainty ruf1es of en-
brodery or lace; sizes TO IA
SkIRTS-Musn. two styles embroidery or lace
ruffes; sizes
GOWNS.ln an attractive neck style trimmed with
embroidery and ribbon; sizes o years.
ldren marked at greatly reduced prices for clear
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01

Clearance Reductions ON Fine COrsets.
xcl of Fanea
ab pairs NAL romdi
OF
models
5par.
WereS 1905
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
Girls and Childrem's Umdermuslims.

Dainty garments In a variety Of styles, att
and fine tucks.
Specially priced ait Csc Garment.
DRAWERS-Musn, tucked and trimmed with embroidery
ruffes; sizes IA years.
SKIRTS-Musin. trimmed seal
loped edge; sizes 1 10 years.
GOWNS-Muslin tucked yoke and neck; finished with
ruffes; sizes to II years
Mussed and Soiled Underwear for girls and eli
ance. All from own stock, desirable styles.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
WOmem'S UmdernmmSlimS.


January
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-01
Specially Priced at Csc Garment

cambria high,
low neck styles long and short sleeves; trimmed
embroidery
LONG PETTICOATS-White cambria, finished with rufHe
of fine embroidery and tucks in cluster effect
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24


Constantine, the new king Of
Greece, is Of Danish and Russian
blood, his father having been son
Of Christian TX. Of Denmark, and
his mother being the eldest daughter
of the Grand Duke Constantine, a
brother Of Alexander III. King Con-
stantine was born in Athens, and
brought up under an English COVER
ness and German and Greek tutors.
Later on he went to Berlin, where
he received his education as a SOL
der, being attached to the Second
regiment of Prussian Foot Guards.
In 1897 he took command Of the
Greek troops in the war with Turkey,
but his army was crushed in Thes-
sally. In April last he was appointed
inspector general Of the forces and
has since shown himself soldier Of
merit AT the moment Of his access
sion he was in Epirus, conducting
the military operations for sweeping
the Turks out of that province.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
THIS PASTOR WAS NO SPORT
He Spoiled the Young Mans Proposed
Wrestling Match With His
Dark Angel.

A young man anxious to have
some one wrestle with his dark angel,
announced dramatically to his pastor
as they were walking down the street
that he was tempted to break one Of
the commandments. His pastor, al
ways effective and original, be-
thought him of a homeopathic cure,
and responded coolly: "Well, why
don't you do itY' The wrestling
match was off. The dark angel
sneaked away without a peep. The
boy went home feeling as if he had
been spanked and laughed at. The
parson was no sport.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24

Valley Heights. va.-Mrs. Jennie
B. Kirby, in a letter from this place.
says; II was sick in bed for nine
months. with womanly troubles.
was so weak and helpless. at times.
that | could not raise my head off
the pillow. | commenced to take
Cardui. and / saw il was helping
me at once. Now work all day."
AS tonic for weak women, moth
ing has been found. for fifty years.
that would take the place of Csrdui.
It will surely do you good. Cardul
is prepared from vegetable ingred-
tents. and has a specific. curative
effect on the womanIy organs Try
a bottle today at } our druggists.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
Rid Your Children Of Worms.

You can change fretful. il,-temp-
cred children into healthy, happy
youngsters. by Kidding them of
worms. Tossing, rolling, grinding
of teeth. crying outswhile asleep, &C.
companied with intense thirst, pains
in the stomach and bowels. feverish-
ness and bad breath. are symptoms
that indicate worms. Kickapoo
Worm Killer, a pleasant candy loz-
enge, expels the worms. regulates
the bowels, restores your children 10
health and happiness. Mrs. ] A..
Brisbin, of Egin. H.. SAYS: 81
have used Kickapoo Worm Killer for
years. and entirely rid my children
of worms. | would not be without
it," Guaranteed All druggists. or
by mail. Price 25c. Kickapoo In
dian MedicineiCo., Philadelphia and
st. Louis
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
UnSightIy Face Spots

Are cured by DR.. Hobson's Ecz ma
Ointment, which heals all skin erUp-
tions. No matter how long you
have been troubled by itching, burn
ing, or scaly skin humors, just put a
little of that soothing antiseptic. DR..
Hobson's Eczema Ointment. on the
sores and the suffering stops Instant
lY. Healing begins that very min
ute. Doctors use it in their prac-
tice and recommendit. Mr.. Alleman,
of Littletown. Pa. says: Had
eczema on forehead; DR.. Hobson's
Eczema Ointment cured it in two
weeks" Guaranteed to relieve or
money refunded. All druggists, or
by mail. Price Soc. Pfeiffer Chem
ical Co.. Philadelphia and St. Louis.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
Pair of Wild Pigeons.

For several years there has been
an offer of $500 for a mate for q
wild pigeon. in the biological Gar.
den in Cincinnati. believed to be the
last survivor of the countless
myriads that once infested the
country. Now there comes a well
grounded report that a pair of the
birds have been discovered nesting
on the Lehigh river in Pennsylvania
and naturalists are Gag rly hoping
that the species may be rescued from
total extinction.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
SLEEP FOR NERVOUS PERSON
Application Of Warmth, Outside and
lnsldc, OFTEN Brings sIumber
70 Them.

A hot water bottle covered with
flannel should be placed at the feet.
A very thin silk tissue bag Of rubber
partially filled with cold water
should be placed at the base Of the
brain. This bag can be about ten
inches long and six inches wide, soft
as silk and only half filed with cold
water, so that it does not feel bulky
back Of the head. In many cases
the patient. goes to sleep within a
few minutes with this treatment, be-
cause the blood is drawn from the
active brain, which is one cause Of in
somnia.
When a patient is extremely nerv-
GUS cracker spread with butter and
sprinkled slightly with cayenne pep
per should be eaten. This warns the
stomach. The stocking wound around
the neck, not too close, yet rather
snug, is an old method, for it docs
not retard the flow of blood from the
head to the arteries, but it does re-
tard the flow to the head, just as the
cold water assists. All of these
methods are simple, effective and
harmless.
A cup of hot milk taken just be-
fore retiring will induce sleep. Those
who hesitate about drinking the milk
lest it cause constipation should re-
member that boiled milk, taken hot,
acts as laxative. 1t is only when
it is cooled that it has the opposite
effect.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
EVERY WOMAN.

ga woman always wants the last
word"
"The last word would never sat
isfy my wife"
"You surprise mel"
"She wants all of them"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
For Cuts, Burns and Bruises

In every home there should be q
box Of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, ready
to apply in every case of burns, cuts,
wounds or scalds. j. H. Polanco,
Delvalle, Tex, R. No. 2, writes:
"Bucklen's Arnica Salve saved my
little girls cut foot. No one be-
lieved it could be cured" The
worlds best sslve. Only 25c. Re-
commended by All Druggists.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
Made HIs sIes,Inu Retroactive.

The father of family who had
been striving to bring up his children
IN the way they should so was very
much annoyed at his sons uncouth
habit Of helping himself to few bites
before grace had been said. The
stereotyped form called for: "A bless
ing on what we are about to eat"
bot one occasion being particularly
exasperating. he astounded the young
man by adding to his petition, land
on that which has already been
eatan.-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
Children CRY
FOR FLETCHER'S
9 a 9 Q RIA
Rosstod Victim ALIVE

An almost unbelievably cruel hap
pening has come to light at Hirosht
ma Japan. There man and his
wife have been arrested for willfully
eremating a live man. The prisoners
were in charge of crematorium. and
while at work faint voice coming
out OF coffih begged ior fresh air
The couple took nc notice. however,
and proceeded to apply FIRE. roastins
the man alive
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
DECORATIONS.

"You got this description of my
hat wrong" declared the Fiji queen.
~You say it had cluster of bows
over one ear"
"What is wrong?" faltered the So
ciety reporter.
at was a cluster of ears over one
bow"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
The King of All LaXativeS.

For constipation. headache, indi.
gestion and dyspepsia, use DR..
Kings New Life Pills. Paul Ma.
thulka, of Buffalo. N. Y, says they
are the king of all laxatives. They
are a blessing to all my family and
always keep box at home" Get q
box and get well. Price 25c. Re-
commended by All Druggists.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
MIXED LANGUAGE.

"This aviation business is going
to make a great confusion in words. .
"How so ?"
"Here they're talking of an avia-
tor who has just gained footing
by his flights"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24

The Perry Centennial week at
Louisville will begin Sept. 20. Jas.
b. Camp is President Of the commit
tee in charge and Denny B. Goode,
is Secretary.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24

DR.. Marie E. Equi, a woman doc
tor. is in the limelight as the leader
of the anarchistic demonstration in
Seattle that caused a riot. She
threatened to stab the officers who
arrested her with hatpins dipped in
poison. She did scratch one of them
with pin, but the wound gives no
evidence of poison.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
BASEBALL TALENT.

"Do you notice how serious Slug
gem is at bat, while Buntline is quite
lively?'
"Well, Sluggem was in tragedy all
winter, while Buntline played in
light farce"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
LOOKS THAT WAY.

Bill-It seems Switzerland is
building a new railroad 1876 per
cent. of the line of which will be
through tunnels.
Jill-Evidently making a strong
bid for the honeymooners.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24

Tho state board urges that all old
school books be sterilized and tells
how 1t can be done TO the damage Of
the bacteria. but not to the books. We
suppose II Is right. Il Is better that
children live healthfully than that %
time honored an institution as the
combination school book and towel sur
viva-Toledo Blade.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24

Leon Bryant, aged %. jumped in
to the Kentucky river at Frankfort
and rescued his wife, who had fallen
out of boat, but died from apoplexy
while in rhe water due to the exer-
ton in saving her.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
compassIOnabIe Nature.

IT haven't much objection to you
personally" said Mr.. Cumrox. "but
you know my daughter has been ac-
customed to every luxury" "Well."
replied the confident sutton, II won't
ask her to give up anything on my ac-
count. / think l could go along and
enjoy Injuries as much as ANYBODY"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24

u. S. Grant. son of the President.
aged 81, and Mrs. America Will,
aged "a, sprang a secret wedding on
their friends at San Diego. CAL, like
a couple of kids. They had been
married a week when they let it be
known.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
SOME DO.

"She's too poor for our circle. l
smell gasoline on her. She evident
ly cleans her own gloves"
go slow, now. She may be one
of these swagger girls who knows
how to adjust her own car"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
HER MISTAKE.

sour teacher told Jim Jones al.
ways to look straight ahead in life. {"
swell, what's the matter with
that ?"
Sims cross-eyed."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
CONVINCED OF THE FACT.

"Jobbers wishes it distinctly un.
derstood that he is not in business
for his health"
81 think that is understood quite
clearly by everybody who has had
business dealings with jobbers."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
ONE ROUTE.

''What do you think of that WON.
ans actingY'
81 don't see how she got on the
stage. Who did she ever shootY0
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
ONLY PROPER THING.

II saw a lady l knew smoking the
other day, and she was put out wheU
l caught her."
"What did you do?"
wrapped rug around her and
smothered the fire."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
A PREVENTIVE.

81 wish, Jane, you would not pow.
der your face so much. 1t makes a
girl look loud"
"But, pa, | use noiseless powder"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24

The lonyest shot with bow and
arrow since 1894 was made recently
in Paris by lingo Simon. at an arch
cry meeting. The arrow went 459
yards and 8 inches. The bow used
was 200 years old. He won "by a
long shot"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
THEN WHIcH8

Bona-Had tooth pulled yester-
day.
Fide-Did you take chloroform or
gas?
Bona-Thank God, not ether
Texas Coyote.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24

A thermometer placed in the sun
Mt Princeton, Ind, went to 146 de-
grees.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
A MISTAKE.

81 understand that grand opera
singer has an unusually low voice."
Nothing Of the sort. Five dol
lars a ticket to hear it,"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
LITERAL.

"My dear, what on earth is the
connection you have brought me ?"
"It's starch water. Didn't you tell
me you wanted a stiff drink?"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
NECESSITY OF THE CASE.

81 don't care to read any of Jones
articles. He is so superficial"
"But he has to 90 deeply into this
subject. It's about boring wells"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
JUST BREEzED RYI

Nowyu-How did you pass your
vacation?
Stoppit-I didn't; it was too fast
for me Jack 0'Lantern.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
HIS ADVANTAGE.

"a bald king is unlike other men
IN one way"
"What is that?"
"He can have heirs apparent"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
PEEvIsH.

81 had to kill my dog this morn.
ing"
"Was he mad ?"
swell, he didn't seem any too well
pleased"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
HAPPY CREATURE.
Advertisement

''Mrs. Dimpling smiles all the
time"
$50 she does. l don't believe that
woman could look serious at q bar
gain SALE"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
OUT OF KEEPING.

'1s the speaker for tonight one of
nur great statesmen"
81 fear not. His collar is a late
model"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-24
SEEKING EXCITEMENT.

81 long for adventure"
"Why don't you go to Boston and
split an infnitiyef"