Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-09
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As4NH "tN'NNWN IH NIlN morn
Youngstown TclesFam,
ia like 90 BE- q farmer lad
And harvest tots of wheat.
Hut in the summer SIS too had
To Quit the movie seat
Denver Republican.
IA like 60 be a farmer lad
And FRke the new mown hay;
But here's thought that makes me
lie asis 50 little pay.
D.
Oh. you Buol
Lucky THE oINK who hath
basement
REMEMBER, Precipitation Is only
state of mind.
! SENATOR SMooT must have been
iyine his shoe
EVIDENTLY the American soldier
hnan's forgotten how 10 scrap. even w
"a pouring rnin IN q Filipino jungle.
THEY CAN HAVE thel- hydro
aerOplanes--we'il stick a. ,nat good
old Chedbourne trolley-car
THE PACKING plants are to be In
speeted. They have long peen sus-
pecied.
TO DECIDE that nationality dis
pute we might state that the presi-
dent is corn'shman.
I TO GO BACK a bN. the man with
spring fever doesn't feel sprlngy. He
feels sprung.
D.
WHAT GETS OUR GOAT is TO
hear a 9o-pound wife call her 300-odd
pound spouse Pet.
CHARLTON Mfilsr ~ back to Italy
for trial-and We don't care " he
never comes back
WE TRUST JOHN d. will have
many happy returns 90 the day and
would appreciate ~ slight rebate on
our next can OF OH
o.
MRS. MARSHALL maze a. calls in
30 minutes. n all women made calls
like that Dame Gossip wouldn't have
chance 20 draw her breath.
D
you CAN GET a very good idea Of
what the Garden Of Eden was like by
reading the advertisements of summer
resorts.
B.
JABs ARE BARRED from the
Denver beaches, We hear Now We
may be dense. but what sea Il Denver
located ong
If A PROPOSED tax Of t2O0 a
pound Ia placed on opium, plumbers
viii be about the only persons who
~ ~. al. az
SAID A CHEERFUL old bear Ut the
ZOO; ~ never have time 10 feel blue;
n ID hores me. YOU know. % Walk TO
and fro. ! reverse II and walk FRO
and TO-"
THE YOUNG MAN who succeeds IN
marrying "a whole hearted girl h. play |
ing in great luck. The average girls
heart has been broken three or four
times
D.
MIR. SMITH had JUST returned from
abroad sue" he said, - find you
Nonsense, Tom replied MIS-
smith "iVe swo % those blank I
checks left yeti"
o.
A POLICEMAN rose In court 10 ties.
tify against prisoner.
"WOt's this here felier charged |
within" the magistrate demanded.
"blgoiry Judge. ne policeman 1..
Three" cried the magistrate. "Why
you ignoramus. that amt bigotry
That's irigonomeiry.'
--u--
EVERY DROP Of rum should be
az the bottom ot the sea. shouted a
minister az a temperance meeting,
"Yis. thots 50, lviry word 81 II,
was the loud Enforcement OF an Irish |
man In the rear
After the service the minister |
sought ont tho lrlshman. You are a
Prohibitionisi, OF course" he ven
tured.
$50. sor." said pat, I'm deep sea
diver"
o
sure
I'm strong for irrigation. no,
ill boost IL til J burst:
II will make ans old thing grow.
Especially thirst.
cincinnati Enquirer
And irrigation. Sc appears
VIII make the human nose
CQuoting from Western pamphlet
eersJ
"To hlosso mas the rose"
Denver Republican,
Irrigation. 50 they say,
VIII bring about good roads;
Men will need "a broad highway
To carry home their loads
ECHOES FROM SANTA FIFE
santa re Happenings Always Interest
Our Headers.
After reading OF so many people IN
our town who have been cured by
Doan's kidney Pills, the question