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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-09
WRITES JOKE.

Dear Uncle Jack: contribute
the following Joke TO the Circle
corner:
Wanted Time.
One day man addicted TO slut
tering. but who had also a sense OF
humor, accosted friend and said:
"H-h-hello. Ned. c-can you g-givs
NINE Fifteen m-rn-minutes"
Certainly" replied the friend
What is IT."
Il w-w-want 20 have f-ffive NM
minutes t-t-talk with you
HENRIETTA HELMS,
Snohomish-
Dear Uncle Jack: Here comes
another one OF the many children
who wish TO join your interesting
club. SO please send me q member
ship card.
think shall try with stories
and compositions. for my drawings
are nothing 10 be proud Of
Hoping that some time ! may r.
ceive an honorable mention. ! re-
main--Adeis Ayers. 1914 Boren ~.
Dear Uncle Jack: VIII yUu
please send me q membership card,
for ! am very much interested -
the Circle. My sister wrote for .
card . few days ago, so thought
I would. too. am s years old
Carrie DIshI. 2ois ". s%th-
Dear Uncle Jack: We tAke Tho
Star and I am interested IN Tho
Star Circle. 10 please send me .
membership card. am IL years
old and VIII be In the fifth grade
this year.--heIen White, 223 N.
Central nv. Kent. Wash.
The Dollar Dinner nj the Rathp.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-09
WRITES POEM

ia hate 10 be poet.
With long hair and dreamy eyes.
They don't care for candy
Or Juicy apple pies.
Beatrice v. Smith, 10. fis7 Whit.
man ay.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-09
Woman Defends Defenders Of Flag


Editor The Star: In Tuesday 9
edition OF The Star noticed mn ar
iicle entitled "Rascality Hides Be
hind the Flag" written by Victor
Berger. In the article Mr.. Berger
states. Nowadays We hire men at
sf5 a month TO defend the flag. Only
boys who are no good for anything
else enlist" In that Mr.. Berger Ia
very much mistaken. IA n sister OF
a sailor and cousin OF soldier. !
have met many men In both
branches, and I have the first sailor
or soldier yet 10 meet who has failed
20 behave like gentleman In even
the very smallest detail. and ] have
entertained both in my home.
Take modern battleship. for In.
stance. On a medium sized one
there are from 500 TO 500 men. Line
up the lads on a battleship-line up
600 or 500 civilians here in Seattle.
and I'll warrant you'll find more
good.for.nothing among the civil
inns.
!. A FRIEND OF THOSE IN THE
SERVICE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-09

Edgar Allan Poe was the
first American poet who made
poerlng a success. Before Poe
went Into poetry there was
nothing TO IL but "try."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-09

Just see how the experts differ
on this army stuff Secretary OF
War Garrison was declared In
favor of trained volunteer force
Other experts favor a national
guard.
Some people like the picture
Of September Morn 30 much
shss they would hang v In full
View. Others would. II they
could. hang the fellow who
painted II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-09

its true that I sing Yet when with you
About my passion My 10 sinking
With ring tongue will repeat
In loving fashion; The words I'm thinking
In declare
How would you, To all the world I'd cry
And yet do dare How adore you
I'd
Ny passion for you.
With o palace and In
chant your praises. I'd like 20 shout H.
! tell what fls my heart But somehow, cannot
In facie phrases Tell YOU about NJ
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-09

JESSIE iHRlG.
Eight years In school without
missing a single day or ever being
tardy. IL the record which has been
set by Jessie Annabelia Ihrig.
daughter OF Mrs. Fred Ihrig. Of
pontlca. Think of It. Circlcites. not
absent day in eight consecutive
years.
Miss Ihrig last attended the Yes
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In Editors
NJ all

Editor The Star would like
10 have my little word spoken. It's
small matter. published In your
esteemed paper tho other day. ]
mean n photograph and few
paragraphs. printed about man
that paid two thousand dollars for
n dog. do not believe that your
valuable paper. taking always such
A common sense outlook on life.
and it's numerous readers. need
such stuff. think man who
gives five cents 10 tho needy aud
poor deserves more credit than a
man that spends two thousand dol.
lars on a dog LEO vERBoN.
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The Dollar Dinner at the Raths-
keller. with wine. Is popular.--Adv.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-09
GIRL WILL BE JUDGE IN NEXT CONTEST
HERSELF THOUGHT OF; WINS PRIZE FOR SUGGESTION

corinns Munson. ss,f is,h u. H.
James Callahan. Brsrnsrton.
Ruth Phpin. iiio Stewart St
May Lee. aGth av and sfth 81.
Mar Mitchell. ttit Dsnsfnors AZ.
Ruth Raines. sultan. Wash.
HsIsn Bohjotb.
gsrsna n Lortis. IN 10Th Az.
Vera n West. Auburn. WASH
Douglas Mcdonald. conor~ts. Wesh-
Helen spndsSn. 1911 Fourth -
csthsrins MAihsvs soof Pniatins ~.
Is,hs Irloornmgn. 1851 w t7th ."
Carl Lloyd Piedmont. wash
VToyd Cansron. Kent
Mary KIens, Bsdro Woonsy
Alice n. Gray. nth y. w. ana tfse
Euby Mcdonald. fssaquah. wan
Ruth burlington. sultan. Wssh-
Cstherins wallis. sOoi Paia,ins -
ragene Thorp. sos Tifih y. Y.
Ir.ns Aunsop. ssff ism ~. ~
lhe contest for next week,
suggested by Bessie Day. ap-
pears IN another part OF this
column.
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Want I'D readers develop shrewd
Judgments Of business PROPOSE.
slons. which serve them we'll and
often.
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SINCE HE refuses to participate in Friseos Panama
Expo the horrible thought strikes us that johnny pun may
refuse to participate in the Panama canal
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GRADUALLY COL. MULHALL is aequrir
record as to the kinds Of liar man can be
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
WILL ASK CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
TO FORWARD DIVISION PLAN

1t was determined last evening at
the banquet given by DR.. E. F. Ed
ridge at the La Court that a commit
tee of those interested in the move
ment to create new state out of the
western slope will wait on the direc-
tors of the chamber of commerce at
the next meeting of the board and
urge action from that organization.
DR.. Eldridge's public spiritedness
in inviting large number of busi-
mes sand professional men to the ban
quet evoked general commentator
and vote of thanks was accorded
MIN during the evning. The doctor
is full of the new plan and will use
every effort to have the scheme given
the widest publicity.
The chamber of commerce will
consider the matter after the argu-
ments have been presented by the
committee next Tuesday.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Mrs. wadswortb Entertains.

ms afternoon Mrs. Emma Wads-
worth entertained at delightful af-
ternoon party at her home on Gunni-
son avenue, number of the guests
being old time friends of her moth
er, Mr5. Smith, who in her life time
mad made custom of entertaining
her friends in a similar manner once
a year Just at this season. The la
dies all brought their needlework,
and Mrs. Wadsworth, assisted by
Miss Margaret Mcconnell and Mrs.
George Nahstoll, made the afternoon
an extremely enjoyable occasion for
all present. At 5 O'Clock beauti-
fully appointed little luncheon was
served in the dining room. the color
scheme of lavender and white being
prettily carried out in the lovely CEN
terpiece of sweet peas and also in the
dainty refreshments. An attractive
feature Of the occasion was the fact
that Mrs. Wadsworth wore her moth
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Greaf Presentation of Shakespeare

Greaf Presentation of Shakespeare
shakespeare boiled down TO it's es-
sentinls was presented last night by
the Ben Greet players when they
produced as the final lycenm number
ON this seasons course THE Comedy
of Errors" In spite of the fact that
every one present appreciated the ar
tistic presentation of the piece by
the capable company, ii must be said
that the fact that the two Dromios
We're as alike as two peas lent the
greatest interest and amusement to
the piece. The whole series Of situ-
ations which makes up the comedy Is
built around the remarkable like
nesses of the two brothers, Antipho-
lus, and their two slaves. ithe Dromi-
os, Physically there was some pos
sibiltty of keeping the masters apart,
cir bOndmen held resem-
blance that II would seem impossible
10 secure even with the aid of the
makeup art. Their comedy was i'm
mense, touching off the fire of each
humorous situation with the necessa-
ny spark Of repartee.
Mr.. Greet has eliminated several
characters and. much dialogue in his
version of the piece, but no critic
can say that he has emascuated It.
Il was nothing less than surprising
how he maintained the general
strength of the play after sashing
out some Of its most familiar pas
sages.
OF the company too much can
hardly be said. The east was well
balanced, carefully selected and
above all marvelously trained in
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Entertained Last Evening.

Last evening Miss Evelyn Walker
was popular young hostess at her
home on Ouray avenue, when she en-
tertained number Of her friends
and schoolmates at delightful little
evening party. An entertaining pro-
gram of games had been arranged for
the delectation of the young people.
and noe slow moment was eXpe-
rienced during the evening. which
wound up with delicious little
course supper about 10 o'clock, serv-
ed in the dining room, where the
prettily appointed table was the
cause of much admiring comment.
The following were guests pres
ent: Misses Mabel Swire. Frances
Adams. Gladys Kiefer. Gladys Birds
all, Margaret Purcell, Alfredo Elkins,
Augusta Finch, Jessie Sawyer. Helen
Simpson and Ruth Hardenburg.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Work Starts Monday.

Marshall II. Chapman of De Beque,
who has contract for completing
the Plateau canon road, states that
the work will be started Monday with
about fifty men on the job and will
be pushed as rapidly as possible.
With the two Lumsden crews work
ing On the NV lOO-foot bridges the
canon will be quite lively place for
the balance of the warm months
Mr.. Chapman, who was a local Wis
itor today. left for his home this af-
I ternoon. having attended to a num-
Der of important details of the work
while here.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Setting Steel Towers

Powerful latticed steel towers for
tne new power line from the Red
lands power plant to the electric light
plant in this city are being erected
at two corners in the pole system.
Inc towers are placed to eliminate
the necessity of guy wires and to
make the dangerous power cables
more stable and safe. The two steel
towers are about 40 feet high and
are being embedded in concrete bas-
es about six feet square and set in
the ground five feet deep. One is
Just north of the Rio Grande freight
depot and the other near the inter
section of Colorado and Spruce
streets
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Hyers-.IOhnson-

Miss Belle Byers was married last
evening at the home of Rev. Eugene
Smith 10 Mrs. Lester Johnson. TAX
ing their many friends somewhat by
surprise and with Only the close
friends and relatives present. Miss
Byers is the popular and attractive
daughter of Mr.. J. F. Byers of Frui-
ia. and Mr.. johnson is a prominent
young raneher of the near Fruita
section, and equally popular. The
young couple will make their home
on the groom Aranch and will not
take a trip until June.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Rupp entertain
ed the bridal party after the we'd
ding last evening at a prettily APP
pointed dinner party.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Mothers Club at Pear Park.

yesterday afternoon the Mothers
club of Pear Park held an interest,"
ing meeting at the school house
which was attended by thirty ladies.
The subject for the afternoons dis
cussion was 'Amusements for Chill
dren During Vacation" on the pro-
gram also were Mrs. T. G. Higgins.
who read the principal paper; Miss
Ernie Seiss, who led the discussion:
Mrs. Douglas, who gave a delightful
piano solo; a paper by Mrs Nealy
and-a reading by Mrs. Day. A reci-
tation by Miss Gladys Palmer closed
the program for the afternoon.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Entertained Ladies' Aid.

The ladies Aid society, division
No. 3 of the Methodist church was
delightfully."- entertained yesterday af-
ternoon at the home of Mrs. James
Cameron at her home at 416 White
avenue, Mesdames Lapham. Penn
berthy and Aupperla assisting as
hostesses. A Bible quiz was con-
Quoted by Mrs. N. F.. Coles and Mrs.
c. b. Rich, and Mrs. j. Il. Billings
gave interesting reviews of chapters
of the Enid which the ladies are
studying at present.
After the program delicious little
luncheon was served by the hostess.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Mrs. Hopkins Entertains Club.

The members of the NJ. NJ. Bridge
ciub enjoyed pleasant afternoon as
me guests of Mrs. j. w, Hopkins to-
gay at her home on Ouray avenue
ne usual enjoyable afternoon of
auction bridge was the program for
the afternoon, followed by prettily
O'Clock.
Among those present wer: Mes
danes r. NJ. Todd. T NJ. Jones A
A. Miller. r. Il. Dean, William Van
Buren, J. Il. Hunter. Thomas Saw
yer, A. n. Bucklin. Freudenberger
and A. X. Rupp.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Word Received from Dauohter

Rev. and Mrs. ]. NJ. P. Martin have
received word from their daughter
Miss Anna Martin. who is attending
school. little distance from Colum-
bus, o., that she is all right anGt that
the Hoods have not reached that sec
ton. Miss Martins many friends in
the city will be relieved to hear from
her that she is perfectly safe from
the great disaster.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Earl Ncel Leaving

Earl Neel. well known actor
from Colorado Springs and formerly
with the Majestic stock company in
this city, leaves tonight for his home
after spending month with rela-
tives on Orchard Mesa. He states
that his wife. formerly Miss Minnie
Louise Ferguson, is in Springs
hospital, recovering from serious
operation
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28

is now second only to the city band,
and has n complete set OF Instruments
and Is nicely outfitted with new
uniforms. The program This eve
ming which has been previously print
ed in this paper. contains. besides the
many stirring band piece. a number
CT excellent numbers by the best tai
ent of the city. including the follow
ing: Mrs. F. II. Welles. Miss Myrtle
Palmer, Miss Ruth Rankin and 9TH
erS
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Concert This Evening.

A large crowd is expected to at
tend the big musicale and concert
given this evening at the Presbyteri-
an church under the auspices of the
Presbyterian Musical club, assisted
by the Presbyterian band, which is
making its first public appearance as
a fully and permanently organized
institution this evening, and which
bids fair to become one of the leading
amateur organization in the city, 1t
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28

their partsy Capable to degree.
they were moreover chosen as much
ior their physical adaptability as for
their artistic merits.
There Il no question but that the
beh Greet players. whenever they
are booked on the local course, will
DC heard by crowded houses. Today
there is a general demand for the
company TO be included in next years
series. .
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Ranger Finds Six Feet Snow.

Ranger Finds Six Feet Snow. 9
Robert Bowen, cattleman from
kannah Creek, is in the city today
on business. He says that a forest
ranger crossed from Delta to Coll
bran on snow shoes before the last
storm and measured the average
depth of snow on top of the mesa at
6 feet.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28

er's wedding dress, with. its quaint
design and handsome material was
wonderfully becoming.
The following We're invited guests:
Mesdames +. q. Chapman, Josephine
Rich, Hale. Winton, Frank Smith.
Rosette Provost, Johnson, Shawver,
Lapham, Campbell, Jenny. Forty. Bi-
dleman. Gibson. Baylis, Walker, Hal
gler, Shores. Strcek. McGinnis. Weed
Bent. Drake, Smith and Hiatt.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
10 IlnteIetnln.

The Ladies' Aid of the First Ban
tlst church Will entertain the men
OF the church at luncheon on Mon
uay night at Z. This luncheon is
given TO get the men togetherito talk
over the plans for the coming revival
meetings which begin on April Ia
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Easter Egg Hunt This Eveninr

The children as well as the elders
will enjoy the Easter egg hunt and
entertainment which is to be given
this evening by the Luther League
of the Trinity Lutheran church in
the basement of Odd Fellows hall.
Everyone is cordially invited to come
and bring the small folks. A pro-
gram and dainty refreshments viii
also be features of the evening. all
for the one price of admission.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
DIR. Carl Hill Here.

DR.. j. Carl Hill. son of Justice
John II. Hill. and former we'll
known local man. is visiting his folks
in this city. while on his way back
to his home in Boise. Ida, where he
mas nice medical practice. DR. Hill
states that his wife is still in the
iar east. where he has been for the
iast Two months. He will soon leave
for mis- home
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Guests at Luncheon.

MISSES Julia Carlson. Augusta
Reichmuth, Carrie Lindley and
Eleanor Cole We're guests yesterday
of Mrs. Rex Barber at her pretty
home on Orchard Mesa, at a prettily
appointed l o'clock luncheon.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Wilson Returns.

Wilson Returns.
10y Wilson of the postoffice force
VINO broke his right wrist Tuesday
noon IN fall from his bicycle. went
oack on duty this morning with his
arm IN Dandages, determined to lose
no more time from work The arm
VIII not greatly Inconvenience him
In the performance of his dutias
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
New Cars Coming.

New Cars Coming.
The Denver & Rio Grande is re-
ceiving a number of fine new steel
IRAN box cars, sc feet long and hay-
ing capacity of $4,000 pounds. The
cars are already in active service on
most divisions. although they were
only received the first of the month.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28

Don't forget the big dance at the
Auditorium on Tuesday. April LIST.
given by the Grand Junction hand
Music from the entire band for first
nour and full orchestra the rest of
the evning. 3-2T-5t
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Dinner Guests Last Evening

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Coe and Miss
Carrie Lindley were dinner guests
of MIR. and Mrs. Silmon Smith last
evening at their pretty bungalow
home on East Ouray avenue.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Kicks Home.

Ricks Home.
Lawrence Kicks. SON of William
Kicks. grocer, has returned from a
short vacation trip to the Hannah
Creek section. He stayed three days
at the Robert Bowen ranch and one
at the James Nelson ranch on East
Whitewater creek.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Hebard a New Father.

HebarI New Father.
baby weighing 8 pounds was
born this morning. to Mr. and Mrs.
b. M. Hebard at their home on Chi
peta avenue. Mr.. Hebard is con-
nected with the Interurban company
and electric light company offices.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Mrs. Harris Returns.

Mrs. Harris Returns,
Mrs. Harris of Carbondale. mother
OF Mrs. Earl Johnson, OF this city,
left for her home this afternoon ar
ter visit Of several weeks in the
city.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28

Mrs. ]. r. Davis of Clifton Is in
the city today shopping ana visiting
friends.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28

George Shrewsbury is a visitor IN
the city today from Denver.
The daily sentinel., 1913-03-28
Family F
Records

arc not complete without frequent pictures of your boys
and girls This week THEIR time is free, and so is
OURS for THEM. This is your chance to secure their
pictures and we can make you especially attractive
this week
FRANK E. DEAN,
"The Photographer In Your Town =
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features of romance including
in
his
practically pennless
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White House Housekeeper Wins Name and Fame

It's excellence and the manner OF fete-
giving at the White House is the envy
OF the smartest hosts at the capital.
Multimillionaires who pay their chefs
$4,000 yearly are not able to match
the product OF the White House kitch-
ems and millionairesses who have aim
ed to make good by living up to the
maximum that the way to a mans
heart is through his stomach" cast en-
vious eyes upon the way things are
done at the home OF the president.
Caterers who previous to the COM
ing of Mrs Taft had found the White
House their best patron. bewailed the
lost trade No matter how perfect
their wares they had no sale at the
White House. where Mrs Jaffray's
management made II possible for
home cooking" to hold the boards
against all corners. The biggest tete
planned. as for instance. the silver
wedding celebration of the President
and Mrs. Taft, as well as the tiniest
luncheon served. were provided for
down in the big White House kitch-
ems 1t was all done so easily that
1t looked like child's play
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biscuits Is Biscuits" Is the Impression Abroad

VIZ HAT is a biscuit? There has been
w an impression abroad that bis
cults is biscuits" and that that let
them out but German customs OIL
cials have found biscuit is:
"A fine bakers product. sweetened
and favored. and should, therefore
come under a particular heading for
import duty"
And, in consequence of this epicu'
rean definition, importers of American
biscuits in the Fatherland are forced
to pay G prohibitive duty. So high
has this duty been set that one i'm
porter has made a protest to Ambas'
sador G. A. Leishman at Berlin that
the matter be taken up by the state
department
Many weiGhty problems have left
ineiS indent on the massive brows Of
the shippers of our ship of state. But
the latest problem is one that will
force them to get down on their knees
and scrub out the cellars Of their in
tellects. What is beer?" What is a
Democrat" What is whisky they
have all beer answered. But now
comes a proposition OF preponderant
pourousness. and 1t is up to the state
department officials either to substan.
tiate the good old Century diction-
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Highwayman, Dressed as Woman, Aids in Hod-Up

Two highwaymen. one attired as a
stylish young woman, held up
John McLain of l10S Florida avenue
Northeast, he told the police of the
Ninth precinct the other night. and
at the point of revolver demanded
his cash and jewelry.
McLain was going to his home
when he was accosted at Montello
avenue and Morse street Northeast
by two men, one dressed in womans
clothes. Both had their faces smear.
ed with lampblack The one in mans
clothes pointed a revolver at McLain.
and demanded his money. He only
had % cents. so the highwayman took
that. and pointing his revolver at Nc
Lain told him to beat It," McLain
did
Hastily turning corner. he met Pc
liceman Steele about to mount the
steps of the Ninth precinct station.
There's a couple of hoid-ups down
the street" he yelled at Steele The
bluecoat spied the pair about four
blocks away and started after them
on the double-quick. The two heard
his footsteps and vanished around a
corner. No more was seen OF them
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airy. or to agree in the German YER
sion. The Century dictionary gives
this press notice on biscuits:
"A kind of hard. dry bread. consist
ing OF -four, water, or milk. and salt
and baked in thin, fat cakes, The
name is also extended to similar ar
ticles very variously made and flaw
ored See cracker"
The German importers OF American
biscuits say that our biscuits ought to
be classed as "Einfaches backwerk."
and taxed accordingly.
The state department hasn't heard
from Ambassador Leishman yet but
expects to at any time. and officials
are getting ready for an international
tussle over the dictionary
They may ask a counter.question;
What is a pretzel?"