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The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
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His MasterPioSe.

THE greatest comic artist In the world
drew caricature Of woman's bat
The picture was so funny that he al
most had to laugh at It himself. but
when be showed 1t to his wife she
neYer cracked q smile.
aDon't you IKE it:" inquired the art
ist,
alike itT' she replied. "Of course
4 IKE II It's tie dearest. sweetest
aogesest hat ever saw IN my afe.
Why do You waste your time on those
horrid comic pictures when you are
capable Of designing beautiful things
IKE this? I'm going right down and
have ray miiIiner make me one Just
Ekeitg.
And she did.
Moral You can't cartcature wo-
mans hat-London Tit Bits.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
ROMANCE OF A RIFLE.
It Linked Soldier With Two Wars
Twenty-Five Years Apart.

IL Linked . SoiCleF WiSH i"o w al
Twenty-Five Years Apart.
While Mr. Frederic Martyr was
serving N Africa With the French For
eign Legion there came under his no.
tice in incident that he records In
Life In the Legion" The legion bad
advanced against the DahOnan army
and was in pursuit of the black warri-
ors.
A Dahoman warrior was killed IN
the act of leveling his gun at Captain
Battreau Of the legion from behind a
cotton tree on the side of a nearby hill
As be fell his rife clattered down at
the officers very feet. Captain Bat
treau saw that it was an old rhaSSe-
pot and picked it up out of curiosity.
Suddenly be became very much inter-
ested. He examined it carefully and
at las, exclaimed with Il gasp Of aston
ishment:
We'll. thi; is y miracle! Here is the
very rife used in 1870 during the
war with Germany. See that hole in
the butt: That was made by a PruS-
sian bullet 1T Saint-Privat. | could
tell the gun from among million BY
that mark alone. but here's my num-
Der stamped on it as well. which is
evidence enough for anybody. Who
would have thought it possible that |
should pick up in Africa. as i captain.
rife that used in France as ser
geant twenty-five years ago? 1t is in
credible"
Captain Battreau was able to prove
that the rife bad indeed been his, and
he received permission 10 keep it.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Annotated Music.

The unmusical man if be takes Gu
riouS interest in music very often fa-
vors program" music. And the rea-
son is not far to seek. If the music
says nothing to him the program"
does. He thinks Of the program. "
therefore. as making music more hu-
man. connecting it with life. giving it
definite message to men. AS mat
ter of fact. however. the program" is
never the essential thing q mean by
program" Of course. the official liter
ary explanation. The program" does
not interpret the music. 1t is the mu.
sic that lends something Of itself to
color and emotionaliZe the program >
Music is the universal native. It is
never the foreigner with the literary
person for Observation-Disclosures Her
aid.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
The Glacial Epochs.

Several times in recent years it mas
been observed that great explosive
colHanic erlptiOn> lkrakatoa. Pele,
Katmai by charging the upper atmos'
phere in the iSothermal region With
fine dust have markedly diminished
the amount of solar radiation received
at the earth's surface. 1t seems e71'
dent. according to Professor w
Humphreys. that the effect OF tllS
process must be to reduce the temper
allure OF the air near the earth. since
the GnSt Scntter$ Il great amount OF
the solar radiation Thus, Il period or
excessive vnlcanir activity. II long con-
tinued. would produce the thermal
conditions of an Ice age "he SeoloS-
iya! record is said to furnish evidence
that S,:ch Il period act!ai'y began
shortly before the last ice age and has
continued with diminishing intensity
to the present time.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
ESKIMO SEAL HUNTING.

Spears That Won't Break and Floats
That Bag the Game.
When orce he has gone to the trouble
Of splicing Il fine spear handle the Es-
kimo does not wish to break it. so the
point is put on with a tosgle or joint.
When seal or walrus IS harpooned the
sudden struggle Of the animal does not
break the spear. but merely :unjointS
the point. and the more the animal
struggles the more the point turns
crosswiSe In the wound and the hrmer
the barbs take hold.
But the animal cannot escape. for
with thongs of skin the point is con-
rected with the spear shaft. The AMI
NAL merely swims away or dives deep
into the sea. carrying with him tn,
spear. The long leather thong which
is attached to it uncoilS from the deck
Of the caique and pays out. 1t car
ries with it drag like kite. which
retards the animal and exhauSts him.
but does not pull hard enough to break
the line. Even this drag is made OF
skin stretched over spliced frame
work. When the line is all paid out
It is seen to be attached to float
which is also carried on the deck Of
the boat. This is made of an inflated
skin. 1t has plugs and attachments
cleverly carved from ivory. for wood
is far toe precious to be used in this
land Of ivory so far from the forests.
The float serves as buoy so that the
Eskimo can follow the animal and find
it after it gives up its struggle and
dies. Then. too. the float keeps the
catch from sinking and being lost in
the oceans depths.-Southern Work
man.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14

The spring months often Ed wo
man tir~d out, with pain in back, hiE
aud head, nervous and sleep!ess. Foley
Kidney Pills will quickly prove theil
worth and value as !. healer of all BID
ney aud blAnder ailments and irregu
lar.lies. They are a splendid remedy
for Rheumatism, clearing the uric acid
from the joints aud system Tr. them
lhe D ck,on Drug Co., Manning, 5. G
Leon Fischer, Summerton, 5. 9.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Best Medicine For Colds.

When a druggist recommends re1.n-
edy for colds, throat and lung trouble.
YOU can feel sure that he knows what
he is talking about G. Lover, Drug
sist, of Marion. Ohio, writes of DR.
Kirg's New Discovery: Il know Dr.
Kings New Discovery is the best throat
and lung medicine l sell. It. cured m!
wife of 4 severe bronchial cold after
al other remedies failed" 1t will do
the same for you if you are suffering
with a cold or any bronchial, throat or
lung cough. Keep bottle 90 hand all
the time for everyone in the family to
u.s.. It Is a home doctor Price SOC and
$i.OO. Guaranteed oy all druggists.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14

The great calamity in Omaha was
quickly overShadowed by the terribly
disastrous foods in Ohio. Great suffer-
inc and sickness from colds and expos.
ure resulted. L Poole. 2217 California
St Omaha, writes: ''My dauY hler han
a very severe cnu. h aud cold but Fol-
-y's Honey and Tar Compound knock
ID it, out il 90 time. Refu-e subsr itutes.
The Dickson Drug Co.. Manning, S. c.,
Leon Fischer. Summerton, S. c.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Fer tie Weak and n, ,rYors.

Tired.out, weak, nervous men ano
women would feel mbitious, energetic
full of life and always have good ap'
petite, if they would do the sensible
thing for helth--take Electric Bitters'
Nothing better for the stomach. liver
or kidneys. Thousands say they owe
their lives to this wonderful home rem
edv. Mrs. O. Rhinevault. OF VestaI
Center, n. Y, says: 81 regard Electric
Bitters as one of the greatest of gifts.
can never forget what it has done fol
me- Get botlle yourself and see
wnat a difference it will make in youl
health. Only SOC and S1.O0. Reco
m1neuded by all druggists.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Wonderful Skin Selve.

B1cklen's Arnica Salve is knowu
everywhere as the best remedy made
for all diseases of the skin. and also-for
burps, bruises and hollis. Reduces IL
fammation and is soothing and healing,
J. T. Sossaman. publisher Of News, OF
Cornelius. n c.. writes that one boz
helped his serious skin aiIment after
other remedies failed. Only 25c. Reco
mmeuded by all druggists.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
This Interests Every Woman.

4 family dncinr-Said recently that
women come to him thinking that they
have female trouble, but whep he treats
them for their kidneys and bladder.
the, soou recover. This is worth know
log, aud also that Foley Kidney Pills
arg The. best and latest medicine at such
mes. They are ionic in action. quick
- r.suIt They will help YOU. The
Dickson Drug Co., Manning, S. c.,
L Oh Fischer. SummerLon, S g.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
AapnY Thought.

Anxious, Mother-There's look about
that young mans eyes that ! don't
like. He looks at me out Of their cor
ners as If trying to conceal something.
raughter-Perhaps be is trying to con-
eeal his admiration for you. ma. Moth
er tmuch relieved,-Oh. didn't think
Of that!-I4ondon Express.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
A reas In Shorthand.

Although Henri Biowftz was Paris
correspondent OF the london Times for
thirty years, be never: learned to wrste
English. This gap In his requirements
led to the performance Of remarkable
shorthand feat on the part Of ). q. Al.
ger. one Of his colleagues. Every day
Baowitz ased to dictate his article In
French. and Mr. Asser would take It
down In shorthand IN English. How
many are there. even among those per
sectiy equipped IN both languages. ca.
pa5le OF such perforroance?-Lonloc
Spectator.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
chanoino Tastes In Perfumes.

the ancient world. but it is curious to
notice how views have changed as to
the pleaSantnesS or otherwise Of varl-
GUS odors. The smell Of aloes is now
considered diSagreeabe By the majori'
ty of people. but in the old days aloes.
both as solid extract and as wood.
formed 4 staple perfume or aromatic
Saffron. too. was the most popular per-
fume Of the Romans and was much In
favor in England until about the
sixteenth century But who would
tolerate the smell of saffron about
house or person ncwadays?-L London
Chronicle
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Health a Factor IN Success.

The laryeSt factor contributing to. a
man S success is undoubtedly health. 1t
has b-eu observed that u man IS seldom
sick when his bowels are regu iar-he
i never well when thev are cunSti pat
"a For c,n>ripa ion You will find no h.
ing quite 20 good as Chamberlain :
Tablets Thy not only move the onw-
is but improve H. appetite an Il
strensthep the digestion. They are sod
BY all dealers.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
saston,s State House.

The statehouSe. iocated ON Beacon
hill. Boston. occupying the site OF
John Hancock's cow pasture. which
was purchased by the town and pre-
sented to, the state. Cornerstone laid
in 1895 by Paul Revere. the GRAFTON
being delivered By Governor Samue!
.Adams- Original building completed
in 1893 and cost S13S.00o. New extern
sion. completed In 1895. is four times
the size of the old building and cost
O0O,O0O.-Exchange
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Rheumatism Quickly Cured.

My sisters husband had an attack
Of rheumatism in his arm.* writes q
well kuowD resident Of Newton. Iowa.
"f gave him bottle of ChamberIaln'S
Liniment which he applied TO his arm
and nn the next morning the rheuma-
rism was gone " For chronic muscular
rheumatism you will tiud noJhing bet.
ter than Chamberlain's L!niment. Solo
BIZ all lealrrS
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
News to Him.

"Here is story OF woman who
says that present marriage laws make
woman the slave Of man." said the
square jawed matron as she looked up
from the newspaper.
''IThy don't they enforce the law.
ythen:" meekly asked Mr.. Henpecke.-
Buffalo Express.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
GETTING Used to Ii.

How are sou getting on in society!
Pretty we'll" replied Mr.. Cumrox.
Il am much more at home in nay own
house than used to be. When we
have reception now people very sell
dom drag me up and try to. introduce
me to my wife and daughters. -
Washington Star.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
yonofeIlow'S Joke.

IOncfellow. the poet. was INTRODUCED
TO one I.ongwurth. and some one COM
,n-nrrti on the fact that the hrst SEi
Ialles of their names were the same
Yes. said the poet. but IN thls
case fe"r pope's lines Will apply.
Worth makes the man, the want OF
II the fellow.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
EncourS6cS.

81 am afraid said Mr.. Henpeck,
.that made fool of myself today"
Don't worry about it, his wife re
piied. 1T isn't likely that anybody
noticed anything UNUSUAL aoout the
way you spoke or acted Chicago
Record Herald
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14

80 poor old johnson mas tailed? 100
bad: ae promised me something yes
tesday. but now 10 hts trouble won't
bold him to Il"
That's. very generous: Of you What
was TT"
"His daughters hand in marriage
Boston Transcript
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
The Old Time Foundry.

An .auctioneer 1T Il iatp sale or an
tiquitieS put up a helmet with the fol
lowing candid observation:
This. ladies and gentlemen. Is bel
met Of Romnlus. the Roman founder
but whether be was brass or tror
founder rannot teli.' st. Louis
Globe Democrat
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Most Prompt and Effeetua, Cure tor Bad Colds

Most Prompt and EHeetual Cure tor Bad Colds
When YOU have bad cold you want
q remedy that will not only give relief,
III, edec, promDt. and p-rmanen' cn'e,
rem-d, 'h,t i. plea>a"t % IKE. ::
remedy thar Contains nrthins iriu"io s.
4 'hamberlaiu'S Cough Rem. d, % It's
~ these rreuir-men's IL a,ts n. a.
ur-'s plan. relieves the lungs. ai,:s en-
p-croration, opens the secr-tl"ns anu
restores the system t., hea thy cond-
ioa..- This remedy has 4 world wide
S+Hssand use, and can always oe dep, nd-
ed upon. Sold by all dealers.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
A Reminder.

MIR. Oldbeau Miss Ethel. may I not
hope to--er some day call you my
wife? Miss Ethel have you spoken
to mamma on the subject? Mr.. Old
beau Why-er-yes. believe did
some twenty years ago. Boston Tran
script.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Both Mere Ancient.

What lind of bird was the dodo?"
asked the callow youth of the breezy
bud.
'"I don't know" she answered That
bird Is extinct, but ask Miss Sereleaf
over there. Maybe she's seen ONE
Exchange.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Constipation Cured.

DR. Kings New Life Pills will re-
1--we constipation promptly and g. {
YOUR bowels in healthycoudition again
John SuuSic, of Sanoury. Pa. saws:
"Thev are the best pills [ ever used.
abe l advise everyone TO use them for
constipation, Indigestion aud live r
complaint" Will help YOU. Price 25c
Recommended by all druggists.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
aOid Habits.

II believe that phreuoloGiSt Is a
fake"
"Why?"
He asked me In an ahSentninded
way If didn't wan; a shampoo Tried
to lallgb it uff immediately. but | have
my suspicious Pittsburgh Post
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
An Invitation.

II suppose" be ventured. that you
would never speak to me again if !
were 10 kiss you!''
"Oh. GEORGE she exclaimed. why
don't you get over the bit Of always
looking at the worst side Of things"-
London Tit-Bits.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Why Waste Words?

"Hello! IS that you. .John:"
Yes"
Ibid you go to the store and order
the things spoke about when you left
home this morning?"
why. TO tell you the truth. Maria
That's all. Goodby."'-Chicago Trib-
uQe
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
All He Said.

: O&cer-Eow Is this. Mcrphyg Ser
eeant complains chat you called him
names. Private Murphy-Plaze. SUI.
] never called him ony names at all
AL I said was. Sergeant" says T.
.tsome os. us ought to be in a menaS.
erte."-Lordon Tit-B1ts.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Broken,

"BjinkS has broken his engagement
with Miss Hansum. he says"
Why did he break it,"
"She decided she wouldn't MARI? him.
and he said be wouldn't be engaged to
any girl who wouldn't marry him.
New York Mail.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
a Mean Trick.

!. knicker-Why did, Jones give his
wife clock that strikes the quarters?
Bocker-It keeps her so confused she
doesn't know what time he comes
home-Puck.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
RUB.NY-T
ire vour rheumatism

VIII cure your Rheumatism
Neuralgia, Headaches, Cramps,
Collie, Sprains. Bruises, Cuts and
Burns, Old Sores, Stings of Insects
Etc. Antiseptic Anodyne, used in
essnally and externally. Price Csc.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Fault Of the Auto.

Hiram The doctor says Ezra Is sur
ferirZ from autointoyication. SilaS-
Guess that's it. b'goSh!. The feller act
ed Jest like any one else until be got
that automobiie.-Judge.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
a 7houehtful Name.

Visitor ito FacetiouS Farmer,-l'd
like to know why on earth you call
that white pig ink? FacetiouS Farmer
Because he's always running from
the pen.-Town Topics.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Cure For Stomach Disorders.

Disorders OF the stomach may he
avoided by the use OF Chamberlain's
Tablets. Many very remarkable cures
have been affected by these tablets
Sold BY all dealers.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
AS the Grow Flies.

Mandy -YeSSah. After de shot was
fred NAH RaStus dun run seben blocks
as de crow lies. Iudge-As the crow
hieS? Mandy YeSSah. All so could
see was jeS' one black streak. Puck.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Experience.

| have but one lamp by which my
feet are guided. and that Is the lamp
of experience know no way Of
judgin" nt 1hr fnture but by tue past
Patrick Henry.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Rather Ambiguous,

Mother (admonishing,-Don't let the
men come too near you when court
Ing. Daughter-Chares and l have a
chair between us.-Judge.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Theatrical Note.

Hist" whispered the villain. creep
Ing steaIthily away
II expected yon would he." rejoined
the stage manager with curling lip.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14

a n.an ;nil<t stand erect. not he kept
ret LN ni!:..r> Marcus Aurellus.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Zig Eayorito PAPER

His Favorfte Paper.
what Is your savorits illustrated
paper? asked the cheerful Idiot
1.-THE ten dollar BILL" replied the
boob. Enquirer.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14

Nothing is difficult. It Is only we
who are ipdolent. Benjamin z. Hay
| don
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The strongest things are in danger
from the weakest. -Disraeli.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
whero They Go.

Where They Go.
"Ma. where do the trees put their
green dresses when winter comes?'
"ln their trunks. my dear."-Baid-
more American.
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Instructive Translation.

Instructive Translation.
Mother John. had very touching
letter from our boy Frank today.
Father-How much did he touch you
Baltimore American.
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From the Heart He Spoke.
The Inventor-That machine can do
the WORK OF ten men. Visitor. Gee
whts: My wife ought to have married
Stt-Puck.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1913-05-14
Accommodating.

aSSohlnoOdSiHS.
Eusband-.By Jove. want some
thing exciting to read something real
" bloodcurdling! Helpful Wife Here
is my dressmaker's bill. dearest
Puck.
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He is sufficiently learned that knows
how to DO we'll and has power enough
10 refrain from evil.-Cicero.
The evening world., 1913-04-17
Copyrisht 1918. b. The Prs~ r
The Midday Lunch.

= YERD 10 . problem that faces
|" every man and woman in the
. work-a-day world: What con.
stft,tes q heslthful. nutritious. and at
the Same time reasonably economical
midday meal7 Many OF tho iunc heons
served do not possess any. Of these
qualities.
Go into the restaurant or lunch room
at noon and watch the throngs Of peo-
pie all rushing to get something to eat
You will observe that pastry. pies. Ice
cream and coffee form the chief menu
these foods. when pure. may not be Of
real danger to health. especially II
ssten sparingly and only occasianai'y.
their constant. daily use results in
weakened powers of digestion and
Door nutrition. There IL many a person
suffering from disorders Of the digestive
organs, impoverishment Of the blood. a
low state Of general vitality. and many
other conditions of Ill health, all due to
the consumption OF improper. unwhole-
some food at the daily lunch.
All this can he prevented and avoided,
provided q little care and intelli gence
are used In the selection OF the proper
kind of food. For those engaged In In
door occupations. with little muscular
activity, there are several simple and
inexpensive lunch menus that will prove
wholesome and healthful. and meet all
the requirements OF the body. A bov
The evening world., 1913-04-17


hold
T.
entered
old pupils Of Hiram Of
Rosecns and promoted
70 to
Resigned a..
In the the
THAT the
II youth
in
Believe
solemn notes the choir
party drove them! dppins
found Mr. Garfield gen
noticed his arguments
handsome super figure. ' ~
saw MT Garfield only
posMie
Mr. andoph Tucker who with
President - wv " " W.
We'll Mr Tucker. exciting campaign v~s
wondering
the mules made ms'tep and said
I
praying FOR the
nave accepted invitation
Of
there among memories Of
shall make that speech the O m 0'
Mt Garfield affection.
- '
You know that Grant bless
hrs time mis- Ne
to New
him
be grateful Tammany
n your place."
fhA n rfaah