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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

A Chicago waiter has just died, 1eav-
ing a fortune. Evidently Chicago is
making progress in it's imitation OF
New York.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

The reason a man can't help loving
a girl like a lunatic is she could help
him not to only that's the way she
wants him to do it
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01
Misunderstood.

'T hear that in the club Miss Old
girl was considered a bone Of con
tention"
Law, no. Name; they don't think
she's that thin
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

Now comes an expert who says too
much riding in automobiles gives
person fat feet Consolation for the
man who can't AFFORD to buy one.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

A recent New York auction dis
posed ofApianos for 471k cents each.
We know lots of pianos that would be
p big price for
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

In China breaking a cup means an
oath of brotherhood. In America it
usually means a separation between
cook and family
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

An Italian Archaeological says that
the ancient Romans built flats. Must
have bad janitors. No wonder the
plebs were hated So
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

Scientists have discovered that rat
tlesnake poison Is a curean. It's
cinch you'll suffer no more after u.s.
ing it,
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

Five divorce cases in thfrty-two min
utes is the record established by Ger
man judge. Why need New Workers
go to Reno any more?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

A Pittsburgh man bet he could drink
forty-seven Tom and Jerrys. a pint OF
whisky, and six bottles of beer. He
did Then he died. However, he had
the satisfaction of winning the bet.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

For a good days work try breaking
in new typewriting machine after
having used one of a different kind
daily for several years.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

Atlanta City cemetery authorities
refuse to let a woman bury a pet cat
within its confines. Another case
where the cat came back
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01
ReprisaI.

jack give my seat only to pretty
girls.
BeIla-Then well only take them
from handsome men
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

German restaurants are listing dog
meat on the menu Here, we buy it
under the head of wienerwursts-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

Last season 1873 tourists were acct-
IDENTIFY killed in the Alps. Mountain
climbing is almost as fatal as avia-
ton
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

A Brooklyn man is charged with
stealing an airship. Evidently he has
aspirations to rise quickly.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

An eastern physician says: mo cou-
pie is perfectly mated" He's a mar
Eied man, it's a cinch.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

A Russian revolutionist escaped
from prison in a milk can. Was cam
ned, as 1t were
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

A ST. Louis bride interrupted the
marriage ceremony to promise not to
nag her husband. sort OF hobby,
evidently.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

Even il mankind has not improved
I'm 1000 years the plumbing has,
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01
A GRATEFUL OLD MAN.

Mr.. w. D. Smith, Ethel, KY, writes:
81 have been using Dodd's Kidney Pills
for ten or twelve years and they have
done me a great deal Of good. I do
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

A college professor, announces an
exchange. was robbed OF $4,000. I'm
possible! No college professor ever
had that amount at one time.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

st. Louis man made :: sausage fifty
feet long. Must have been dachs-
hund
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01
COkSTIPATION

Munyon's Paw-PzZ
Piilsare unlikealI 9th
or Iaxatives CT czthar-
tics Thss coax tbs
liver into activity By
gentle methods they
do not scour; they do
not gripe; they do not
weaken: but they do
start all the secretions
Of the liver and stou-
ach ina way that soon
puts thess organs ina
healthy coalition and
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

correcs constipation Munyon's Pa1-Pzz
Pills are tonic to the stomach, liver sn6
nerves They invigorate instead Of vezkeas
they enrich the blood instead of imP0ver-
ishing II; they enable the stomach to get al
the nozrishment from food that IS put int
L. Price * centz All Druggists
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01
HOW MRS. BROWN
SUFFERED
During Change of L iffe-How
Lydia E. Pinkharn's Vege-
table Compound Made
Her a Well Woman.

lola, Kansas -"During the Change
of Life was sick for two years. Be
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

Natural Result.
That girl rings true"
'Of course She is a fine belle"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

y. \. 81 KANsAs On. be. s-lalz
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01
1t Was Lin Lee.

he turned round and whfstIed and an
other Chinaman came out of the dark
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-03-01

cough entirely.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
ZELAYA TO GO FREE
WHEN DIAZ AGREES
Cable from Nicaragua President Is
Expected to Cause Release Of
Former Dictator.

All parties interested in the Zelays
case yesterday were expecting a favor
able reply from the government OF Nj
caragua, to which has been referred
for decision the tentative arrangement
that the extradition proceedings be
stopped and the Nicaraguan freed on
condition that he will return 20 Spain
and refrain from all intriguing In Cen.
trail American affairs.
A reply from President Diaz, OF Nicara-
qua, is expected within twenty-foCr
hours, and there is little doubt felt that
the response will be announced OF the
acceptance by Nicaragua OF the pro-
posed arrangement.
In case Nicaragua accepts the proposed
agreement, the Nicaraguan Minister, Gen.
Chamorro. will notify Solicitor Folk, or
the State Department, that his govern
ment wishes to withdraw its request Tor
the extradition Of Zelaya. Solicitor FOLK
then will inform the Department OF Jus
tice of this action, and that department
will issue the necessary Instructions Tor
Zelaya's release under the condluons
already informally agreed upon.
Officials Of the State Department are
extremely anxious that the government
Of Nicaragua accept the arrangement
proposed. This desire upon the part OF
the state Department propaoly VIII SOil
for much In influencing the Nicaragnan
government in making its decision.
1t is felt at the State Department that
.Zelaya in Nicaragua would create a most
delicate and dangerous situation. We're
he executed in Nicaragua, a revolution
might be preclpitated; were he to escape
from custody. he might start revolu-
ton. Under no circumstances, according
to the opinion of officials, could his pres
ence in that country contribute to the
peace of Central America
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
Wilson Deals with Many Vital Problems
PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES TRUSTS REFORMS
STRIKING POINTS IN PRESIDENTS MESSAGE.

eliminated
waiting Huertas down
fall which
should be
made explicit legislation
legislation the direct nomination Of Pr
ratfing framing party platforms
platform pledges
Philippine independence
government
operated
Urged a and effective" liability
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
Tearing FOR LIFE"
HE ASKS FOR DIVORCE
J. Walker Williams Says Wife Re-
fuses to Cook and Profanely Ex-
i plains Absence from Home.

Rosalie Garrison yesterday filed suit
for absolute divorce from Robert l..
Garrison, a member Of the Metropolitan
police force, alleging misconduct They
were married in this city December 5,
1906. and have no children.
Alleging desertion and nonsupport.
Irene Loefier yesterday fled suit for
maintenance against George w. Loeftier.
They were married at Chesapeake Beach
August 50, 1913. and lived together until
November 90 last, when defendant Is
alleged to have deserted plaintiff.
Cruel and inhuman conduct are the
grounds upon which ]. Walker Williams.
printer. Of 1873 Ninth street, yesterday
sued Helen Williams for a limited d.
vorce. Plaintiff alleges that defendant
refused to cook meals for him; that she
absented herself from their home and
when asked by him for explanations
answered In profane language; that she
frequented barrooms: that she attempted
to stab him with scissors. Plaintiff says
he Is in fear Of his life. They were mar
ried at Alexandria, July 3. 1911.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
ARMY ORDERS.

Can't Walter NJ. Wilhelm. Ordnance tLepart
inert, wiz make not to exceed four visits during
December to the works Of the Bethlehem Stee
Company, South Bethlehem, fA, on ofhclal bust
mesa
Second Lieut. Conrad skladal, Philippine Scouts
recently appointed from battalion sergeant major
TWsnty-eighth Infantry. viii proceed to Manila,
p. l.. about January {.
First Lieut.. Rhodric W. Browne Medical Re
serTe Corps. is relieved from duty at Fort Dade,
Fla, and viii proceed without delay TO his home.
Leave for month and tweniy-six days Il
granted First Lieut. Rhodric W. Browne. Medical
Leave granted Mai Edward Sigerfoos, Seventh
Infantry. is extended twenty days
First Lieut.. La Veryne L. Greg, infantry, Will
proceed To Pensacola. Fla, for the purpose Of
making 4 special inspection Of Company l. First
Infantry, Organized militia
Mai Charles h Muir, infantry. win proceed To
places in Indiana for purpose Of making special
inspections OF Organized militia
Leave OF absence for fourteen days is granted
COL George N. Dunn. judge advocate. military
attaehA
Waterman, Quartemaster Corps. is relieved from
detail in that corps 70 take effect Deesmber /.
First Lieut.. Calvin p. Titus. infantry. Viii pro-
coed TO Fsnlkton. s. OAK, for the purpose Of
making q special inspection Of Company Fl, Fourth
Infantry, organized militia.
Capt DheIbert L. D. Brechnridge infantry, will
proceed to places in Kentucky for the purpose Of
making Secial inspections Of certain Organizations
First Lieut. Benjamin r Mcclellan, infantry,
win proceed to places in LouisiaqX for the pur-
pose Of making special Inspections Of organized
militia
Leave for three months to take effect upon
his arrival in the United States Is granted Capt
Philip w. OOrbusier. Eighth Cavalry.
Leave for two months, 10 take effect upou his
arrival in the United States. is granted c,pt
John W. French, Fourth Infantry.
First Lieut. Richard ID. La Garde, infantry win
proceed to places IN New Menco for the purpose
Of making special inspections Of Organized militia
First Lieut.. Leonard ]. .Mysatt, infantry. viii
proceed to Newport, Vt, for the purpose Of making
a special inspection Of Company L. First infantry,
orxanized militia
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03

diet to harass the mind Thousands Of
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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
DIR. c. A. VINCENT COMING HERE
Massachusetts Clergyman to BE Pas.
tor of Mount Pleasant Cburch.

Rev. DR.. Clarence A. Vincent, of Mas
sachusetts. win be the next pastor of
Mount Pleasant Congregational Church.
members of the congregation learned
yesterday. He probably will reach this
city early in January, and Immediately
will assume the pastorate, which has
been vacant for several months.
Rev. DR.. Vincent is pastor of I'M
manuel Walnut Avenue Congregational
Church, Roxbury, Mass. He probably
will visit this city next week to COM
plete plans for taking charge Of the
Mount Pleasant church. He is a native
OF Ohio, and graduated from Oberlin
College, Oberlin Theological Seminary,
and Yale Divinity School.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
BRYAN's NEW CLERK.
state secretary's Assistant, F. VI
Bauskett, I'm Civil Service.

Frank N. Bauskett, Of South Carolina,
has been appointed Clerk to Secretary oi
State Bryan. This appointment waa
made solely under the merit system. Mr.,
Bauskett having been employed IN the
State Department civil service for sew
eral years, his training beginning In the
Diplomatic Bureau.
Mr.. Bauskett's home is Columbia, s. c.,
where he graduated from private and
public schools and the South Caroline
College. He studied law in his father I
office in that city. Mr.. Bauskett rrst
came to Washington about nine year4
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
NAVAL ORDERS.

Coumander Thomas waShingtou. to Board Of In
spection and Surrey for ships washingtou, D. @.
Lieut.. Commander G. II. Fisher. detached Ala.
hama; to Tennessee.
Lieut.. h. R. Greenlee. Lieut. tiunicr graded NIL.
Nichols. EnSgns II. L Merring, c. Z. Battle. Il.
and H. N. Brsnhan, detached Moutgmery; 70
Montana.
Ensign J. d. Moore, detached Yorktown 10 treat
ment Naval Hospital Mare Island, Cal
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03

Mount Vernon. N. Y. Dec. IA Ger
man wolf dog is being trained as a per-
sonal bodyguard for Mrs. W. K. Wander
bilt. jr. The training of the animal ID
under the direction OF Carl F. Baer. the
famous dog trainer, who Is teaching the
animal to attack any one who in any way
molests Mrs. Vanderbilt.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03

lnubClcss euAOlcs Iuctu
to expand without
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women to 20 through
the ordeal without
pain, nausea, morn
ling sickness or other,
dreaded symptoms 50
familiar to many
mothers.
There Is no foolish
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
BAND CONCERT TODAY.

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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
STATUE DEDICATION POSTPONED
Commodore John Barry Monument
Exercises Delayed Until May.

Dedication of the statue to Commodore
John Barry, now in process OF erection
in Franklin Park. will be delayed until
next May. 1t was announced yesterday
v the engineer oficer in charge Of pub
lie buildings and grounds. The post
ponement was made at the request Of
Irish American societies, which plan a
CELEBRATION in connection with the dedi-
cation.
The statue probably will 'he "nlshed
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03

next February. 1t Is to show Com
modore Barry wearing the continental
uniform. and holding his unsheathed
sword. The statue will stand on a ped
estal Of Tennessee marble.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03

Spokane schools are to have special
classes for particularly good, bright boy
scholarR
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
ceming Of
The Sunbeam
Hcwto Avoid those Pains and Distress
Which so Many Mothers Have Suffered

1t Is pity more women do not know Of
Mothers Friend. This remedy softeps the
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
L Precarious Power.

Even If the usurper had succeeded in
his purposes, in despite of the constitu-
ton of the republic and the rights of its
people. he would have set up nothing
but a precarious and hateful power,
which could have lasted but a little
while, and whose eventual downfall
would have left the country in a more
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03

q ~ Work days remaining in
which to do your CHRIST
MAS SHOPPING. Don't
~ be selfish. SHOP EARLY.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
THE
WASHINGTON
HERALD

Is offering its readers a
COMPLETE education
on this. subject by dis
tributing almost free this
beautiful big book, which
covers the entire history
OF the great waterway
from Beginning to end.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
Ultimate Independence Of
the Philippines and Hawaii
and Full Rights for Alaska
Favored.

a policy which must be worked out by
well-con sidered stages. not upon theory.
but upon lines 81 practical expediency.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-12-03
stop Private Monopoly.

Turn from the farm to the world of
business which centers in the city and
in the factory, and I think that all
thoughtful observers viii agree that the
immediate service we owe the business
communities of the country is to prevent
private monopoly more effectually than
it has yet been prevented. I think 1t
will be easily agreed that we should let
the Sherman antitrust law stand, un-
altered. as it u.s. with its debatabIe
ground about it, but that we should as
much as possible reduce the area of that
debatable ground by further and more
explicit legislation; and should also sup
plement that great act by legislation
which will not only clarity it- but also
The Washington herald., 1913-05-24
WEEKLY REVIEW OF TRADE
Volume of Business Continues Large, but Con-
serpative Policy Prevails Pending Tariff
Adoption-Crop Outlook Good.

New York, May 23.-R. g. Dun's re-
view Tomorrow will say:
The volume Of business in nearly AL
branches of trade and industry continues
very large, but II is mostly to meet
Immediately the needs. Care is sustained
by the prospect of big crops, but manu-
facturers and merchants still pursue a
conservative policy, pending the termi-
nation of tariff uncertainty. Such recess
sion in trade as exists is chiefly in the
absence of new orders for future de-
livery.
Mercantile and industrial conditions
are strengthened by the absence of large
stocks, and the financial situation IL
made more secure by the absence OF ex-
cessive speculation. While cold weather
has served to delay planting in some
sections, crop conditions for both spring
wheat and corn are, In the main, very
suspicious, and cotton shows improve
ment This serves to make business SEN
timent in the West and South very
cheerful
'aDhe iron and steel mills continue fully
occupied in filing old orders, but there
has been a sharp falling on in the vol
ume of new business. Pig iron is de.
pressed in price. but finished products
are firmly held and there is a gratifying
absence of cancellations. The textile
trades continue on a CONSERVATIVE OASIS.
but both wholesale and retail distribu-
ton is fairly active In most depart
ments.
'.The shoe trade is expected to show
some Improvement when the work be-
comes more settled. Railroad gross earn
ings in the first two weeks Of May In
creased SIS per cent Bank exchanges
this week show a loss Of 81 per cent as
compared with the same week last year.
but a gain of l5 per cent over 1911. For
eign commerce continues to expand"
The Washington herald., 1913-05-24
COURT DENIES LABOR
LEADERS A REHEARNG
Gompers ct al. Now to File Writ of
Certiorari in United States
Supreme Court.

The Court of Appeals yesterday over
ruled motions for a writ of error and
a rehearing of the contempt case against
Samuel Gompers, John Mitchell, and
Frank Morrison, officers of the Ameri-
can Federation of Labor. -..---z-ssz-
Counsel for the labor leaders argued
that a majority of the court erred in
holding the word "orfense." occurring
in the statute Of limitations. as synony-
nous with the word crime" whereas
an offense may exist without 1t being a
crime. and criminal contempt. If not
recognized as a crime. is recognized as
an offense by the provisions of the re-
vised statute limiting the punishment
Objection also was raised to the word
information" used as being equivalent
to criminal information" although this
Is not the necessary Interpretation OF
the statute of limitations.
Another point raised was the reference
by the court to language credited to
President Gompers at the Norfolk con-
vention of the American Federation of
Labor, which occurred between the date
of the filing of the bill and the making
of the temporary order, and which was
published and circulated after the order
became effective.
The writ of error was sought in order
to carry the case to the United States
Supreme Court The refusal of chs
Court Of Appeals to permit the appeal,
however, does not necessarily bar tfs
labor leaders from reaching the court
of last resort. 1t is expected that a
writ of certiorari viii be filed in the
United States Supreme Court today or
Monday.