St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-11-14

4 IL ItHulItS bilC NOiiiOlllCu tliOI
of two people to make success
of marriage.
A woman with a beautiful min,
and gentle heart looks good IL
almost any kind of clothes.
A baby girl arrived at tn,
home of. MIR. and Mrs. Jacol
Spedd during the past week.
Since the new tariff went int,
effect New York thief robbed
four safes, and all he got was SIS
The worst of il is, Uncle San
will have Mexico for a neighbol
always. She cannot move away
Mrs. Vandusen of British Col
umbia has purchased the Bostor
Restaurant on Philadelphia
street.
Subject for debate: Resolved,
That the modern girl in hobble
skirt could outrun an old-fash-
ioned girl in hoops.
Automobiles are not afflicted
with SPAWN or ringbone. but
some of them breathe as If they
might have the heaves.
After a man has put in a whole
day minding his own business
he ought to be tired enough to
rest and let other peoples bust
ness alone.
Our forefathers had their
problems of the future" and
the coming generations will have
theirs. Nothing has been or will
be just right.
A masquerade party was given
at the home of Norman Brokaw
Friday evening, October 31st.
The event was immensely enjoy
ed by all present.
Marion Sherington, who has
been visiting his aunt, Mrs.
Chas. Asper, the past month or
so, returned TO his home at
Downs, Kansas, this week.
"What shall a girl say when
she receives her engagement
ring? asks Trixie Fairfax.
Well. for one thing she might
say il is just what she was long
ing for. Elk.
German girls are forming a
society whose members are
pledged to marry homely men,"
Girls who can originate an idea
like that ought to be well worth
marrying.
Persons who grow impatient
with the little irritations of life
might learn a lesson in fortitude
from the Ohio dog who is mother
ing seven puppies and four or
phan pigs.
Milk for sale, of the richest
and best quality. Right from
the COW to the consumer. Cows
have all passed the strictest
tests. Leave orders at Bonham
Curriers'. w. l.. Churchill. adv
Alex Kerr advises us that the
"young son" which the Review
stated arrived at his home sew
eral weeks ago. turns out 10 be
a girl. Our informant made a
pretty close guess. however.
The prohibition movement is
gaining momentum throughout
the state with remarkable rapid
ity. and il the wave keeps up its
sweep il will not be long until
the state of Oregon will be num-
bered among the dry states.
We can't believe the statement
that ninety-nine out of every
hundred marriages in America
are unhappy. But if il is true,
men and women everywhere are
TO be admired for their ability
TO grin and bear il.
After Nov. goth, Edmonson
CO., will be located at l07 S.
Jersey street, in the Holbrook
block, next door TO Mems Tog-
gerry, where they will be better
, equipped TO carry on their plumb
ing. heating and timing trade.
: DIR. James McLaren, dramatic
/, orator of California. lectured in
the auditorium of the High
School building last evening. be-
ing an addition TO the Lyceum
Course of lectures and enter,
tainments. All those holding
Course tickets were admitted
free. The lecture was quite
pleasing and entertaining. 1.-THE
Flags of the World" was his
subject.
Chas. Sagert purchased the
Smith dwelling on the city hall
grounds on Burlington street al
public auction held by Mayor
Bredeson in front of the city
hall Monday afternoon. The
price paid was $340 cash. II
is said the dwelling cost origin.
ally $l400. so that Mr.. Sagert
seems to have struck a bargain.
He intends to remove it TO one
of his lots on Charleston street.
On December 8-l3 the Pacific
international Livestock Exposi.
tion will be held at the Portland
Union Stockyards and. although
the opening date is still distant