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Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-04-04
dessss and chairs. ~tzrni have o@en IN
usss avsr since. Tvs rlsinSo hs quo 10
the trscraalsc OF nef1fDsrsaap

m. old maxim ''thers's many a ship
tsspgrst uise cup and the Mp "a wsas
sslsnaasatad in the fate q the folbo~anS
Idaho men who were nominated by
President Taft Tor important Fefief-
a. positions In the Stale but the Dem-
e,nAsac Senators a4rlsoueth Ia the M
nGny, we're able % prevent thea con
fls,usatsu by nisbusi>urns Il WAS not
a question ~ fitness. D,n rle fact tftAt
tle Danscclsas wanted these psiees
To- themselves ~fiAeh smpslied them 70
ssana bogetker IA preventing a vote.
Ia.eae we've if09 other RepubiAcaTzs La
the Uf41ssi s;afAe WHO mot sam MAJ
Fate These Idalso men lose vst.
a. 4 Attorney. Walaam r.. Lee, Mos
,oU; q g. Marshal. 5iod fio>igsrss.
igsase. PcstnAsters. Cz.ss. W Neison,
.4Ansiasssrt: Reuben H. Noyef. falfn-
mex; sffs Nattie n. CarIs~rter. Grange
'sas. eHes 6 Moore. ~ Anthony, jos
'sye. Parks. A. r. share Idaho Falls. 1
~ jos r. f.id~cl, kAns-lh. Tfos. g. I
.s4lsfe. ~ Aagtes. Ferdinand Beck
,a1s. Troy, J. T. Collins. MOSCOW; and 4
h. L. ffenan. wessr.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-04-04
Night Jobs for tho J.wsIsr.

Under the jewelers. letter box and
door bell was second bell labeled
jewelers. night bell" Kindly ex'
plain" said tho visitor rs the cray'
ing for diamonds and wedding rings
so Unsuitable that you have TO get up
at night TO meet tho demsndg"
1T Is not the prospect OF making
sale that gets me out OF bed after
midnight" said the jeweier. but the
misfortunes OF my fellow-man. About
the only people who ring me up after
working hours are those who have
piece OF jewslry on that they can't
get on and don't dare to wear until
morning for fear ef blood poisoning.
These accidents happen pretty often.
Every doctor and police oficer In this
part OF town knows that | can be
routed out In an emergency case, so
all rings that must be nled on swollen
nngers, all earrings that must be re-
moved from infiamed ears. all neck
laces and bracelets that must be taken
from bruised necks and wrists without
delay are brought to me"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-04-04
For Hair Health

n Rsssli go" Hair Tonic doss
set irap<ovs the health Of POUR
ssesip and hair, We will pay for
S~hst 700 uss during the trial.
We souid cot % ssroasiy sndorss
Hss2n ''e3" Hair Tonic and eontnae
70 eel il 70 the same people Il IL did
sot DO all ~s slain Should u not
grove entirely s.tisfsetory our ous-
tom~rs you'd loss faith la as. 80
you'd io-s thszs p.tronssp. and Gus
basn~s you'd suffer.
II your hair 10 faiiinx out or you
ssasf any scalp trouble. -s bslisvs
Hsssii "a" Hair Tonic Will do more
90 eradicate the dAndrlf. give h.<ith
~ tbs scalp. sumolats new hals
xrsvth and prevent prsmzturs bald
e@~s than any other human sxsaoy.
We want yoa to make IA provs
aha. Va Azk you 70 nsk no money
whsl~vss Buy bottle Of Rs4all
90 Hair Iohir. use ID according ~
difsetioas fOf thirty days, then II
ypa are not entirely satisfied. come
aud s~ll "a snd 80 vii promptly hand
back tho .,oasy you paid us for IA
We ~en't ash you 10 sign any
shinx. nor sven - bring the botds
back. We won't ohdiasts you Ia
any wsy We wli tzks your msrs
~erd Could anything Be mors TART
Could 80 do snything anors 10 provs
suf hsliaf Ia Rsssll s5' Hair fonis.
and our hohssty ef Parposs Ia recon-
ssendiax Il 10 youF
hnsAll ''o3'' Hair Tonie Ia - pis~~-
Ant 10 use a. sprsnx rstax sad has
bot f4int. pis.ssng odor. Ia comes
u t~e ssses u bottles. 500 sad sl.oo
ros can buy Rss2ll ''ss" Hair Toa1s
= thke sommunity only 81 our storsi
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-04-04
Childish. INGENUITY.

Small Ellsworth was returning Dor
rowed book.
Now. be sure not to get il dirty"
said his mother. as she wrapped 1t In
paper aud knotted the string
When he returned she asked Did
you keep the book clean."
Yes answered the boy; 81 dropped
1t In the mud once. but l took OF the
paper and turned it."
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-04-04
PEOPLE BLOCKING WEST

"In any event there Is going TO be
flocloing Of people from the East
towards the West and look TO see
this condition steadily increase
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-04-04

WANTED TO BUY-Sman tract OF
good land near Shoshone, improved or
unimproved. Apply at the Journal office.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-04-04

ron SALE-Ten milk cows, fresh
aud soon TO be fresh.
w. C.. CUSTER & SON.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-04-04
FOR SALE.

and on installments. Call at Shoshone
Hardware
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
The Truly Great Man

Civilian Elery Channng's Essay Self Cuture')
 The truly great to be found everywhere, nor IS 1t easy to in what condition they spring up most plentifully Real greatness has nothing to do with a mans sphere. It does not lie in the magnitude of his outward agency in the extent Of the effects which he produces. The greatest man may do comparatively little abroad Perhaps the greatest in our city at this moment buried in obscurty. Grandeur of character lies wholly in force of soul that is, in the thought moral principle and love, and this may be found in the humbleSt condition of life A brought up to ton obscure trade and hemmed in by the wants of a growing family, may, in his sphere per ceive more clearly discriminate more keenly weigh evidence wisely seize the right in difficulty. than another who has accumulated he has more of intellectual greatness Many a who has gone but few miles from home under stands human nature better, detects motives and weighs character sagacously. than another who has travelled the known world, and made name by his reports of different countries It is force of thought which measures intellectual and so it is force of principle which moral great
 ness, that highest of human attainments that brightest manifestation of divinity. The greatest man is he who chooses the right with nvincible resolution, who resiss the temptations from within and without, who bears the heaviest bur dens cheerfully who is Calmest in storms, and most fearless under menace and frOwns whose reliance on truth on virtue, God, is most unfaltering and is this a greatness which is apt make a show
 which is most likely to abound in conspicuous station?
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
LITTLE JAMES

tDistinguished Arizonian While En Route, Dis
 covers and Arranges to Fill a Long Felt WanD
 Tt was a Narrow Escape which Arizony had from not gittin' what's called Marickilated in tn Lectural Coldge, Washington" sez My Paw, through the Misunderstandn' of Mister Wetp which lected tn Mercoory which was to carry Washington"
 What's a Mercoory?" l asst
 It's a MithoOgicle Messenger My Paw, which carry Messidges around fer tn Gods an Goddouses which always sendin' Billy Doos to each other. Mercoory had Wings onto his Heels sos at he could Hit It Up little Faster when he was in Hurry He student in his Moshuns at they named Quick Silver after him an they aint nothin' nowdays ats more Quickern Quick Silver less it is Mister Webb
 Mister Webbd a put Wings his Heels too if he'd a knode it Nessary to git to Washing ton so Soon. He heard somewheres at tn Lee tural COlIidge wasn't going to be Took Up fer Week yit an they wasn't fer him to be Ioafin wround He was afeard they'd think at Washington he'd early after Job. Besides, Mercoories don't Loaf
 Mister Webb ben' in Hurry jist Son tered acrost tn. Country toards Washington, putin in tn Time Investigatn' tn Offses of tn United States Marshals to find out how they was Run an Pickn' up other Informashun, at he thought might be Usefle to wun Occypyin a Offishle Posishun. e Chicago to see if it was as Wicked as he heerd it an then he Sontered on to Moo York to find if what he had Heerd about tn Briteness of tn Crate Wite Way wasn't no EXag- gerashun.
 "Wun morning while he at Brekfuss, he pickt up q Noospaper which sez a Tellygrafts bein' sent all over tn Country astin' everybody if anybody anything of tn Mercoory from Arizony which has been lost SomeWheres Ong Root as French sez."
 Did you say at Mister Webb is agoin to be United States Marshal?' I aSt.
 He was agon' be but he found something in Moo York an also in Chicago at he thinks they is more Money into He notised how Dllytory tn Messenger boys an how long it took em to Pass a Given Pint, sos at he's arranged with tn Amerrycan Districk Tellygraft compny to Start skool Messenger boys sos to make em Sooner on their feet" LITTLE JAMES.
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
The Age-Old Discomfort
CKansas City Starr

(Kansas City Starr
 Doctor Green Chicago spoke to the Knife and Fork club the other evening of the dis content which he found all the world But how is such discontent? The prophets of Israel voicing the protest of the and denounc- ing the frich would have been called violent names by modern standpatters. There slave insur rections in Rome. At the time Wat Tyler's rebellion of the fourteenth century a wandering priest John Ball, had melted the peasants by such ideas this in his famous
 When Adam dOlve and Eve span,
 Who then the gentleman?
 In 1856 Jack Cade led uprising of English pea sants, and his manifesto has a modern ring He wrote:
 The pride of great men is intoler-
 able condition miserable. These abound in delights; and compassed with the
 fUllness of all things and consumed with
 pleasures, thirst only after gain. But
 ourselves. almost killed with labor and
 watching do nothing all life long but
 sweat, mourn hunger and thirst
 it is possible down to the present progressive countries, finding all along the way the marks of dscOntent. In China and India the unrest may be comparatively phenomenon they have been satisfied with existing conditions for centuries and so have made no progress.
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
Buttons
Chicago Tribune)


 "On that symbol respectability, the frock Beerbohm Tree, talking New York would dare appear without them. common humanity"
 certainly great a genius that other who dis covered that the wheel a wagon should revolve the axle instead of the axle the wagon box, found that by taking of the little knobs ornaments his clothes and pushing it through a slit the other end of the garment he could make the garment stay
 Rightfully since there has been reverence for buttons. They emancipated mascHinity. They gave escape from draperies and from laces. They gave him clothes he could get into and out of easily They deivered him from fumbling with and from the treachery of breaking laces. They relieved the poor of the necessity of wrapping clothes him with ropes and the rich of the necessity of having his servants work him half hour tying him
 It important discovery and the world, relieved of handicap, began to speed Society not only acquired pep but became hy- gienic Quality and commonality readily fell into the habit of disrobing lazy man, all tied and trussed up, easily justified himself if he went bed without disturbing his Wrappings.
 We have the button of authority, the button of honor, the button of utility, the button of service the button of adornment, brass, gold, collar, coat etc-aggravating only when missing and then most proving their place in civilization
 Nothing a greater right that symbol of responsibility" than the buttons mentioned by Sir Herbert
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
Germany's Educational Museums

school museum" where the best things in educa tionaI progress are shown for the benefit of the public. On the first floor exhibits of school architecture, school furnishings hygiene and tistics mathematics, physics and chemistry, and a testing for scientific apparatus used in the school the second floor busts of well known educators of the past-Comenus PestaloZZi, Diester veg and Froebel; exhibits showing the teaching religion, history, language geography astronomy. natural history and industrial economies, and the library Above are the exhibits of manual training and domestic science; of auxiliary schools kinder garten, and instruction of the blind; of drawing, singing and physical training; and large hall con taning examples of school work from Germany and other lands. The Breslau school museum is of fifteen permanent educational eXpositions estab- lshed the German empire since 1904.
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
Ships That Have Made History
New York Herald)


 A few historic ships of war sui grace the navy list, and associated they with our most illus trious days afloat it becomes only a matter of sentiment but of duty preserve their stout and batterd huIls inspirations to patriotism and object lessons annals of the Each of these famous vessels has in it's day made history for us And the traditions clinging to their names and deeds still cherished among the priceless inheritances of the nation.
 Two of these-the Constitution and the COnstella- tion-were laid down nearly 120 years ago, and it may be urged without undue pride that the Con- the greatest frigae of it's era; indeed, the noble single ship that has ever flown our pennant The Portsmouth the speediest sloOp of war in the days following hard earned inde- pendence and is the one ship most intimately aSSo- cated with the marvellous story of our Pacific coast. The Hartford flagship of that seaman, Admiral David Glasgow Farragut, is still kept green in the memories of this generation.
 the country guard these survivors, for while their number small their legend is inmeasurable And yet unless congress interposes these old bull warks liberties will be numbered among forgotten lost ranged tier after tier in that Port of Missing Ships of which nothing but ghosty memories issue.
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
Let the Parties Pay

The democratic county committee of COchise county lately adopted a resolution providing for the payment out \of the public funds of the expenses, and we sure, but the per diem also dele gates the meetings of the party committees Senator w. P. Simss of that county announced his purpose to oppose any such expenditure which he said would amount to about $24,O00 annually, which we confess is considerable to impose upon already heavily over burnened young state, just it's swadding clothes.
 It is we'll believe let each party take care of it's own expenses as has been done in the past and the same time see that the expendi- didaes the offices should properly contribute a fund for the purchasing of legitimate lubricants for the party machinery: The taxpayer has enough do now to pay the salaries of the officers after. they have been elected
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
[= Arizona Republican Editorial Page

things by dispensing with the inaugural ball. and is intimated that the usual White House reception will be omitted Even the four elaborate receptions the White House may be tabooed to facilitate simple life which the president-elect is credited with a desire maintain.
 Our distinguished almost townsman, Vice. Presi- Marshall, it is announced instead of talk ing house and entertaining according custom, will reside in a hotel with his family and live quietly. Thus the fashionable folk Washington are confronted by a lean and chilly four years
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
The Serviceable Mind
Philadelphia Public Ledger)


 Governor Wilson is quoted as saying that he doesn't get it he feels that his mental machinery isn't working with precision
 mentality the president-elec if acting and re-acting at the top notch of its normal efficiency. would probably be adequate for the service of several average mortals such lesser crises each days ordinary labor compels them to face But every man, whether his business is large or little, the full of his mind in hour hour and if he has done anything blunt the keen edge of his intellectual faculties e sorry it-afterWard
 Why the operate beforehand, him from the particular form of folly that diminishes his usefulness the day after it is mitted? The old joke about the morning head is somehow not funny as it used to be. The morn ing head has to have nowadays is that can see clearly, talk rationally, hear accurately. and memorze what it hears and and sees, for future reference. The day of the man who drank quotations potte-deep' and then asserted he fit as ever-that day is bygone, since the last of the four Georges What wanted now is the man who keeps his feet and his head habitualy and can depend upon his mind to serve him.
 The agencies responsible for the prevalence of the idea that must keep himself fit, in be worth the by entirely modern agencies of redemptive tality that doing a great and useful work It the exigent demand of industry, in every phase O. it, that a shall keep cear-headed and efficient. The railways and the steamship lines O intend to employ muddled heads if they can help it. The banking houses do not them Theirs a frosty reception in every establishment They are wanted because, instead of promoting the work in hand, their and blundering stupidity flinders it and makes a dead weight for live with live minds to drag
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02

VIII De HODOuy 10 reSpOIlu 10 TOII caI except the driver and a handful of citizens with square jaws
 If people would fasten themselves to the water wagon when aboard, using 16-inch lag screws if necessary, this would be a brighter and a better world. Proper of the wagon has enabled many man to get home without taking the entire surface of tWelVe-fOot walk It has also enabled him to have occasional clean shirt to pay the grocery bill and to spend his wages for something which does not the conscience and sting the stomach. After has been the water wagon long enough to tell what water tastes like, he is not liable to fall off and get his foot caught in the undertOW. About the only thing that will hold man to his seat the wagon is the human will. man may resolve until his tongue trips faster than meter but if his will is made of candle wicking he will slide off at the first crossing. The only way get rid of the drink habit is to keep away from the of supply It is great deal safer to toy with the trusting cOuntenance of the rattleSnake around the business end of a shredder than it is to enter into argument with Whiskey. In other words, the way to quit is to quit
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
Newspaper Men in Congress
CWa shington Times)

Washington Times)
 For many a militant. marching decade the slashing. flashing and dauntess assaults of journal ism the senate and the house of representatives always have been conducted from the press gallery.
 Now, however. variant of this style of paign has been discovered The floor privilege once and highly prized, is longer. Editors and journalists actually getting elected the house and the wholesale quantities,
 Of course, brilliant and otherwise purveyOrs of publicity have sat in the halls of legislation for good many years, but the election of 1912 brought a regular fraternity of them Washington
 They come from all sections, ready to fix hard. cold unfeeng editorial eye upon the Congressional Record and extract at least some of the tortuous, abyrinthine verbosity which is enshrned there and ready to deliver some speeches in both the upper and the lower house which will sound like the interminable cOnvoutOns of legal automatOn.
 At the session of congress it is quite pos sible the senate desks will have typewriter attach ments. there will be the sharp cry long speechmakers of Get all the up in the first paragraph, please Don't string the stuff out"
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
The Simple Life at Washington

There will be fewer frills and flounces in the national capital within the four years beginning March A. The battlefield of the carpet knights w displayed themselves valantly in the past will be deserted. There surface indica- tions that life in Washington during the admins tration of President Wilson and cePresident Marshall who will bear these titles, will not be one unceasing round of social hilarity far White House functions concerned.
 Governor Wilson has introduced order of
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02

According a story out from St Louis the wife of a wealthy marble dealer that city has solved the servant girl problem. The couple have nine and the mother assumes the responsibility of providing them with wives. Servant girls trained in the family for five years, and if they satisfactory they married to the Five the young have thus been provided with wives, and the plan is said have worked satisac torily If wealthy people in St. Louis generally fol- low this example they will have little difficulty in obtaining help in the household But every mother is able carry out her matrimonial plans so smoothly as this narrative would indicate
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02

of the best substitutes on the market. The sides of the water wagon are made slOping for the convenience of thirsty passengers who wish to get off on the spur of the moment and gallop to the nearest bar. The water wagon attains it's greatest popularity is crowded with straphangers and other social pariahs. On
 New Years day there isn't
 enough room on the average water wagon to allow anybody
 to stretch out without pushing
 somebody off in front of a sa- loon. but by February 18th there
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02

Good spOrtS friends scattered, all OCT this sporty land; though by misfortune bat tered till they scarcely stand, and though they stagger lamely each, captain of his soul still strug gles onward gamely. toward his chosen goal. Of high or low condition, ship or cattle range whatever his position. his grit will never change He does foolish whining, he crape or shrouds: his sun is always shining, regardless of the clouds: he utters reviling of fate cir constance: the good sport comes up smiling, Whene'er he has a chance
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02

death is near; the sailor, all un- daunted, who sails the stormy seas, by grim disaster haunted good sports, indeed, are these.
 The man who bears his burden and bravely plays the game, with little chance of guerdon, and lit tie hope of fame; the tortured men who suffer from sickness by the year, and use no language rOugher than moralists might hear; the men who smile when sizzling, who chortle when they freeze, kyoOdle when it's drizzl- ing-good sports, indeed are
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
AT HIS OWN GAME

(NeW YOrk TlmeS) "The made me show him my tongue and it cost me two dollars; but I got even." "How?'
 "In poker game last night made him show me his hands and it cost him five dollars"
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
A POSER

("C. W. T." in Chicago Tribune) Bobby, do you that bright star overhead, at the top of the big crOss?" "Yes"
 Well that's Deneb. It is nearly three quad rons of miles away"
 Huh! Then how do you know it's name is Deneb?'
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
BEYOND MERE MAN
Washington Starr

What are you worried about?"
 "I am worried" answered MT. Meekton, "only puzzled. What I can't understand is why a woman will march four miles in a suffragette parade and require a taXicab to travel four blocks shopping trip"
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02

When baby weighing over ten pounds can be by parcel post for 15 cents, it looks though the time had arrived for the stork to seek another job.
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02

We all more or less insane" says college professor, pleasantly. If he is right wonder Harry Thaw feels that he is being unfairly dealt with by being confined Matteawan
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02

A regrettable incident is the way the Young Turks describe the death of Nazm Pasha. This shows how easily ugly facts may be disguised if chooses his language with
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
The Water Wagon
By HOWARD L. RAIN

The water wagon is high vehicle with slopng sides which is used a low-priced substitute for the Keeley Next a stern, ham listed wife, who her husband the front door with a rolling pin and a few wel-chosen words. it is
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
A MAN TO BE ENVIEO

(F1orida Times Union) One advantage in being farmer is that it ables out his old clothes without feeling ashamed of himself.
Arizona republican., 1913-02-02
A WOMAN'S VIEW

Philadelphia Record) Nell--They say every has his price. Belle-Well mighty few of them worth i