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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
TANGO DANCED FOR PRIZES
Stage People and Society Folk
Compete in London.

London. July l@.-Probably the most
amusing affair OF the season was the
dance arranged last night by Maurice
and Florence Walton. now appearing
in the London Hippodrome. While
many stage people crowded to Princes
fully as many society folk were there,
and they participated enthusiastically
in the tango and the turkey trot COM
petitions. for which Maurice and Flor
cnce Walton and George Grossmitl
Judged and awarded the prizes
The waltz prize was won by Mrs.
Cecil Baker and NJ. Laertes, a French
actor. The third prize for the tango
went 10 Baron and Baroness Meyer.
The turkey trot contest resulted in a
tie between Ethel Levey and Claude
Grahame- White and Billy" Dylle AMI
Resale Starbuck. a vaudeville actress.
Ethel Levey thought that she should
have the prize, and was asked 10 dance
again. this time with Dylle, but she re-
fused. on the ground that she was there
not TO dance professionally but 20
amuse herself
Others attending the dance were
Cosmo Gordon-Lennox. Elizabeth
Forth. Lord Portarlington. Mrs. Colvin.
Mrs. Roscoe Bremen. Lord and Lady
George Cholmondely and Miss Fitz-
george.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13

. STRIKE FOR Sc A WEEK
West Lancashire Farmers Also
Want TWeNe-ROur Day.

.rf.u Tho Tribune ,.r..H.Huf.r'I
London. July 5-Au cEc',iiucy pint-
ur..0u, and powerful tgIr. Il. lately
doomed zap or Ens.uuIs horizon 900 M"
person ot George Edwards. the secretary
OF OBJ, Agricultural Laborcrs Union. a
strike leader comparable Boo som. respects
Ca John Mitchell. l,,aus, 400 intelligent
champion OF labor. cause
Edwards. an ignorant I'Il te man
until L- $40. ufy years r.d. anl forty
years farmer. taught him 30 h"" 60
read and write. because hr wished 10
,spol.r tire cause ~ the asriguliIrists.
Although to-day Or, bows under tho
r.l. 90. more 'rna seventy years. Do,
makes daily pHgr.mag's into West l-.n-
ra.r.l.. wlcf, tur farmers strike has
crippled Oh. landowners.
IT,. poverty and isolation 81 Oh" dig
gers cleaners ard r'au'rs Zoo this section.
coupled With their long hours. "a" fact
that they 4r, constantly under dread u'
eviction. hav, heretofore hiuIsr,l urrau-
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who g. f0 fred with zeal. ha- rallied thorn
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
NOTGBLES ON MAURITANIA
John p. Carter, w. A. Brady
and Milton Aborn Sail.

London. July l2.-Among those sail
ing on the Maurotania to-day was John
Ridgclv Garter, who go.s New York
On route FOR South America on a busi-
ness trip Tor Morgan GrcnfclL He will
go 10 chill and then 90 Buenos Ayres
William \. Brady who also sailed,
said ne had cn-1god Spencer Trevor
the English actor. 10 create the part
played here hy jimmy Welsh In ron,
I Say" and had secured "A Drury Lane
pantomimc Tor the Forty-eighth Street
Theatre IN November he had bought
the rights of new success, Tine
March Hare" written hy Harold smith,
NJ. r.. brother of T. T.. smith the noted
barris,cr and had a new play by Nc
Donald Hastings. author ~ The New
sin" called ANY Woman Would" Mr..
Brady has his trunk full OF manuscripts
written 10y Enslishmcn who were un-
successful m getting them produced
here.
Or. J. r.. .tubbs, president of the
University Of Nevada and a member
Of the American commission inycsti-
eating cooperative farming. was called
home suddenly by the illness Of his
wife
Milton Aborn, also a passenger, said
that after the English season was over
Sir Joseph Bercham would bring a
Russian ballet and opera, with the great
basso. Chaliapinr, 10 the Century The
atrc In Ncw York IN May. lie has Sc
cured a tenor Morgan Kingston. a
Welsh miner. Kingston. who was re-
leased 10 Mr.. Aborn by MIR. DIPPED,
had a great success in London. MIR.
Aborn also got new tenor. John
Bardslcy.
other passengers included Mr. and
Mrs. Hugh Baxter, J. II. Brewster. Mr..
and Mrs. Dewitt Cuyler. Mrs. william
Draper, Miss Margaret Draper. Lyman
J. Gage and Mr.. and Mrs. Mark
Fishci
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
EVELYN THAW IS TALLER
Lays Growth in Stature TO
Dance She Does with Clifford.

London July l2.-Erclyn Ncsbit
Thaw, although when she loft New
York short time ago said she was
sailing FOR Europe 90 make career
ana earn money FOR herself and child.
has now decided 10 go back 10 America
and open AT Hammcrstvin's Victoria
1h"atr" IN August probably doing the
same dance which she is now featured
IN with Jack Clifford AZ the London
HIppodromc.
Mrs. Thaw says she has grown an
inch and half since she las become a
dancer. because during her turn with
clifford she clasps her hands back Of
his collar and he rcvolvcs on his heels
while she swings out into the air like
the wooden rattle which small boys use
tu make New Years Eve on Broadway
hideous. Evelyn says that this siren
uous exercise has looscncd up all ~ her
cartilagcs
When she first arrived in London
from Paris Mrs. Thaw was very dcmurc
md quiet, but lately she has been seen
wearing "a fashionable dress and driy-
INK In a large canary colorcd motor.
and occasionally she APPEARS nj one
night clubs. She is very pretty-in
fact, bcautiful-and very sweet and
soft spoken.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
u. S. TALENT HALLMARKEO
Musicians, Making London Sue.
cess, to Appear at Home.
NY Gable to Tho Tribune J

London, July l2.-Maurice Warner
violinist. and Lucille Aranon. pianist,
are two Americans who will appear IN
their own country in tho autumn They
made big success at their appearance
Thursday afternoon at the benefit AZ
ranged for the drivers and horsekeep-
ers' branch of our Dumb Friends
League by tho Countess 81 Shaftesbury.
II was held AZ Grosvcnor House which
was lent by tho Duke OF Westminster.
Signorina Cucini, a contralto, another
who sang AT the benefit viii also ap-
pear in thu United States.
The programme was under the dlrcc-
ton ~ Rudolph Aronsten. who, by the
way. has finally brought his pet scheme
10 a successful termination by leasing
the Tcatro Cavour. az Porte Manrlzio,
one ~ the most picturesque spots on
the Riviera. whore IN December he vail
produce Italian grand opera, lie is
anxious 10 feature young singers. and
win allow them chance 10 be heard
y" Continental impresarios.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
O'CONNOR PICKED TO LEAD
NEW IRISH PARLIAMENT
Duke of Connaught May Be-
come First Lord Lieutenant
Under Home Rule.

London. July l@.-Liborals and Ma
tlonalists are 80 enthusiastic over the
prospective passage OF the Home Rule
bin through the House Of Commons
that they have already planned a new
government FOR ireland According 20
these forecasts. Irish privy councillor
ships will be- conferred on John Red
mond and John Dillon. and the KING
will ask Mr. Redmond 10 form an irish
Cabinet. then Rcdmon will retire from
Westminster and r. +. OConnor Will
become Irish leader of the Imperial
Parliament n is hoped that an ar
rangcmcnt may be made with the
Bank OF ireland by which the old Par
Lament House I'm College Green would
again become the seat Of government
The King and queen arc expected TO
open the first Irish Parliament. Mr..
Rcdmord's government will be con-
sentative. while In the Irish Parlia'
mcnt the calyites will be for protec-
ton. Mr.. Dillon will lead the Free
Traders. and Mr.. Dcvlin. also a Free
Trader. will be- In industrial AFFAIRS the
LLOYD George of College Green.
with the nnal passage of the bill the
sclf-dcnying ordinance whereby Ma
tlunalists refuse to take Office under
the crown or attend state functions
will be cancelled. and tho Lord Lieu
tenants court will become for the first
time representative OF Irish society
II is hoped that under Home Rule
the Duke ~ Connaught will be the
nrst Lord Lieutenant OF ireland.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
MCoMBS GREATLY IMPROVED
Will Soon Leave Nursing Home for
Switzerland.
my Gable TO The Tribune !

Paris July l2.-William r. McCombs.
chairman Of the Democratic National
Committee. is recovering from the ef-
fccts Of recent operation for appen-
dicitis more rapidly than the doctors
had expected.
He will soon leave the nursing home
IN Neuilly probably for -. Mortz or
some elevated. bracing resort I'm Switz-
crland.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
Russian NObIeWOman, Dogged
by Cars Spies in New York,
Finds Them There, Too.
AT THE END OF HER PURSE
Sympathetic Kitty Cheatham
Tries to Help Her to the Stage,
but Fails, and She Goes
10 the Continent.
ny cable to The Triburc D

London. IuIy 1.-THE Russian prin-
cc-a Olga Goli,zcna. who had such a
strenuous Zine rot long ago IN Ne"
York because the Cars spies we're 50
hot on her trail. appeared suddenly In
London early last week In financial
straits and very downhcartcd indeed,
Miss Kitty Chcatham WAS astoundod
one night when she walked into the
YORK Hotel. in Albcmlrle street ana
found the big eyed and round tac"1
little Russlrn sitting there waiting for
the American entertainer, who iS 50
popular on this side u the ocean IN
society circles Princess Golitzcna
brought with her a letter from NoroG-
rs. well known on the New York East
Side as aympathizcr with Russian
political refugees who have felt the
sting Of the knoui and experienced the
tcrrors OF Siberian prisons
The Russiul girl. whose husband sh,
has now left is very close TO the family
q Tho car. was in great distress Sic
did Mt know which way to turn. she
said she vas willing L. do almost any
thing to earn % living IN an honorable
fashion.
Miss Cheatham enlisted the sym
pathy of several Americans IN Lon
don. who used their best cndcayors 10
set the princess job on IN" stage.
but all their efforts were unsuccessful.
Although the girls life would have
been splendid press agents story to
introduce her 20 a stage career 'he
absolutely refused TO allow IL to he
used.
The princess remained here several
days. and although her pochotbooA by
I that time looked as u an automobile
had run over II she insisted ON stop
ping al a very swell hotel saving she
could not do otherwise. as she had
always been accustomed 10 surround
ms hcG,ting her station In lifc.
: Princess Goll,lona had intended To
I remain week or ten days longer.
stiu hoping to burst into the glare of
the fcotngh,s. bu, suddenly one day
| she became aware that her footsteps
were being logged by two kccn-ryed
men who. she afterward ascerrliGcd,
had taken a room directly opposite
+ her hotel Princess Golitz,na went
rght mp In the air" when she found
+ these men here and SWorc they were
RUSSIAN spies sul trailing her. so
she determined to leave England on
the instant, as she declared she would
not go back To- her husband. who she
alleged had treated her brutaliy and
in such fashion that the great wealth
and position she formerly enjoyed
could not compensate her
The princess took a train Tor the
P Continent and will remain some time
IN the home oi Charles Leonard van
/ $oppen. whose Humanitarian impulses
seem % have lod him 20 maintain a
sort of open house tor the oppressed
. uf al kinds boz cottage near The
Hague. when the princess left yh,
WIS wcllnigh broke but ncy,rtnc-
. ic,s used hall her cash In order To
travel first instead of second lass.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
OPPOSED TO MIXED BATHING.

Copenhagen. July While England Is
engaged In removing restrictions against
mixed bathing at her seaside resorts. n
certain group In Denmark is seeking 10
restrict the mixing Of the sexes In the
surf OF this country The movement Is
not showing any great force. and family
parties will probably continue 10 dJsport
themselves ia the waves without feeling
the heavy hand OF the law.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
DOOM HOLD-UP'S HAUNT
Inn Frequented by Jack Shep-
pard No Longer Safe to Live In.


London. July l2.-Thc old Six Bells
Inn. once the haunt If Jack Sncp-
pard. the highwayman. and Jonathan
Wild. the thief tdk,r. has been de-
clared unfit for human habitation
The house. which almost adjoins the
picturesque Wilesden Parish Church.
and was long the headquarters FOR
swashbucklers and braves OF the
coaching days in the Georgian period,
soon will be closed.
Sheppard's mother lived n few yards
from the house. and the cage In which
sheppard was confined used 20 s;u nd
few yards away on the main road.
but was removed about a decade ago
to make way Tor Improvements. Clad
stone while staying at DOLLS Hin al-
ways found the old inn the subject Of
his greatest interest.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13

ing white mice trying TO get out OF a
glass maze.
Princess Dolgorouk's charming
house at Nashton has been taken for
the summer by Mr.. and Mrs. Sherwood
Aldr.ch. who ere going 20 do much en-
tertainiEg there. The house IS emil
nentiy suited for entertainment. with
beautiful sHitcs Of rooms Of Chinese.
Indian. Louis XVI and Empire styles.
Yesterday was the birthday Of Prince
John, youngest son Of King George AMI
Queen Mary. the small boy who is 80
human ms 10 be known TO some friends
ri the royal family as the demon. be-
cause h. does the most unexpected
things. Not long ago he got hold III
Princess Mary's painthoX and deco
rated his face in brilliant Stripe. cleo
trify.nS a luncheon Iarty which his
parents we're giving by walking IN the
room. He promised his mother TO be
good durinG Lent but could not stand
the strain and broke over 10y torment
ing one Of the foo;mcn at Buckingham
Palace. lie said. Yes, mother / d'1
Iiomisc but you never told mc Lent
vas so LONG"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
AMERICANS AT BAD NAUHElM

Bad Nauhcim. July l2-Among the
Americans taking the cure the follow
ing arc registered at the Hotel Kaiser
hof: Mr.. and Mrs. Louis +. Payn. Mr..
and Mrs. II. Bevan. Mr.. and Mrs 5. II.
Valentine. Mr. and Mrs. George Goslett
Hudson. !. 7. Hudson. Mr. and Mrs. T..
4 Brooks. Miss Wicklinc Yulcc. Mr.
and Mrs g. s Bovill. Mrs. Shannon.
Miss Shannon. Mr.. and Mrs. George
Cameron, Mr.. and Mrs. John Thompson
Spencer and Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick
Schiff.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
NOVEL WAY TO ADVERTISE.

Paris. July i-Now that the large 40
vertising boards on either side OF VI,
French railroads have been taxed ou' y
existence. advertisers on the orleai,
Railroad have begun 10 plant bees "
flowers on either side OF the track VIZ"
the blossoms so arranged as TO spel Wv
name Of the products TO which II is de-
sired 10 draw the attention OF the uA'
III
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
Vanderbilt Ends Season.

Alfred G.. Vanderbilt's sixth coaching
season has just ended and he has left
Brighton with his wife. SiXty-tlvc
horses have been turned out to pas
turc. after drawing more passengers
than ever before.
Lord Lcconfclds coach. the Old
Times. will now take up the Brighton
London run.
Mrs. James CominGs gave reception
10 Walter II. Page, the american AM
bdssador, al hey house in Wimbledon
this afternoon. Among the guests of
Mrs. COmings, who IS president Of the
Society Of American Women in London,
besides the ambassador. were Mrs.
Page. Miss Page. Colonel Sqgicr Will
lam Penn Crcsson. Mr. and Mrs. Irwin
Laughlin, all Of the embassy and Mr..
and Mrs. Henry futile Sir Anthony
and Lady Rowland. Mr.. and Mrs. ". y.
Horne. Mrs. Horncr. Mrs. Hamilton
Mccormick, Mr. and Mrs. Theodore
Rowland. Mrs. Webster Glyncs, Mrs.
short. Miss Short, Hrs. Shcarer and
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Jenkins.
Last Thursday Charles Klein, the
playwright. gave a housewarming at
his new home. No. Nethcrill Gardens.
II was also the anniversary Of his silver
wedding Among the guests we're Sir
George Alexander, Sir Herbert Tree.
Sir Charles Wyndham Henry Arthur
Jones. Mary Moore. Harry Bcnrimo,
william J. Locke and Zelic De Lusgan.
Mrs. f. II. Lownsbury gave a dinner
on Thursday evening at the Berkeley
in honor OF May Robson who sails Au-
gust y for home.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
Result Of a Romance.

Tho engagement is the outcome Of
romance. The couple met when Miss
Mallct. fourteen years Old was return
ing from school at Manhattanvillc for
a three days visit 10 Jamaica. Her
future husband vowed he would marry
her later, and in spite Of having mar
ried another girl FIRST he evidently kept
Miss Mallct In mind.
During the oxford Cambridge match
at Lords cricket grounds there was an
impressive incident when the memory
OF Alfred Lyttleton. the famous player.
was honored. At noon all flags were
half-masted and the players stood
bareheaded. The example was followed
by thousands Of spectators. Some one
in the stand started humming the
Dead March" in saul" and all the
stand followed suit. Many people were
seen 20 be affected Lyttleton died
through overexerting himself at cricket
the week before. when he made ~ runs.
Queen Mary's ideas are not the same
for all grades Of society. She IS very
particular in her own grade, so mucn
so that she had the face Of gentle
man painted out Of big durbar pict-
ure because he since then has figured
in a divorce case. At the same time
she has thoroughly enjoyed music hall
turns during the house party AT Knows
ley Hall this week. and is very popular
with the girls as she won't allow her
list Of "don'ts" to interfere with their
amusements
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
Hundreds at Matches Last Week
in London; Duchess Of Man.
chester Hostess at Dinner.
MISS RITA MALLET ENGAGED
Daughter of British Minister 70
Panama TO Wed Son of Sir
John Pringle, Big Jamai-
can Land Owner.
rBy cable 20 Tho Tribune .

London, July 1.-THE oxford Cam
bridge and Eton-HJrrow cricket
matches this week have been magnets
for society. and Lords cricket grounds
have been crowded with LondOn's most
fashionable people. The theatres arc
damned and all sorts Of dinners and
dances, large and small. have been
given. Hundreds Of English people
came in from their country places, and
almost all the undergraduates Of the
two bis universities ana preparatory
schools came down 10 London.
y smart dance was given by Mrs.
Rawnsley az No. 20 CrosvcnCr Car
Gens last night in honor Of her duuGn-
te. Bettine. The guests included the
Dowagcr Countess Of Granard, the Earl
and Countess Of Scafcld. Lady Alice
Leslie, Lady Raglan, Frank Page, son
Of the American Ambassador, ana
Captain and Mrs. Archibald Weigall.
Ambassador Page has accepted an IN
vitation 10 dine with tho Anglo-SaXon
Club at the cecil on July Il. Earl
Grey Will be the chairman.
The duchess Of Manchester gave a
dance al no. : Grosvenor Square N
Thursday night tho ta2gp being
danced until q late hour
The engagement is announced Of Miss
Rita Mallet. daughter of sir Claude
Mallct, the British Minister 10 Panama
and Costa R!ca. This IS Of much m
terest to Americans, as the bridegroom
IS the eldest son OF Sir John pr.nGlc,
who Is the biggest land owner in Ja-
maica and heads the banana trade
there. The wedding next October, VIII
lie one Of the biggest functions ever
held in Panama. Miss Mallet dedcs 81
old English superstition by having the
bridesmaids dressed in white and green,
which is SUPP Cscd TO give offence To
the fairies. : 500 cake has been sent
out. The monl crs OF the British col
ony and all the Americans are expected
10 lie present. The honeymoon will lie
sIcnt in New York and England
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-13
The Prince OF Wales Missed.

The Prince OF Wales is much missed
at the Bath Club in London. as he is
very fosd Of swimming and diving and
IS very popular with the other mem
bors. losing his usual shyncss in the
water.
The Duchess of Connaught is so much
better that she hopes TO take up her
social duties again soon She says she
finds Bagshot duh after Canada.
Anxiety has been felt about the tree
Princess Pat" planted at .Taplow
Court, in Lord Desborough's famous
avenue, where the first pair of trees
were planted by King Edward and
queen Alexandra and the last pair by
King George and Queen Mary, but the
rain came just in time to save the prin-
cess's arboreal effort.
The Earl and Countess Of Granard,
who have done more than any one else
TO keep what cannot be called a brill
liant season alive and are great favor
ties with royalty. being asked not only
20 the big court functions but every
where, gave two dinners which were
the chief events Of this weeks enter
tainment Not only English but Amer
leans were present. including the Grand
Duke Of Mecklenburg- Strelitz, the Mar
outs de Several. Mrs. John Aston, Lady
Arthur Paget Lofd Basil Blackwood.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt. the
Prime Minister, the Duke of Marlbor-
ough. Lady Ashby St. Legers and the
Hon. Cecil and Mrs. Bingham. The
Granards were also at the Duke Of
Marlborough's weekend house party
Il Blenheim Palace.
Queens Seen Much Together.
Queen Mary and Queen Alexandra
are going about together a great deal.
Both have given the Bedford College
Of Embroidery emblems representative
Of themselves on a device which will
he presented TO the college by Lady
Cunard. Queen Mary. who spent much
time there, was much amused at see
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1913-01-24

You've heard about the way fugi-
tive slaves used to draw a red her
ring across their tracks so as to
throw the blOodhOunds off the scent?
Well, pick up an average newspaper,
and what do you find it generally dis
cussing? Is it not something about
The Bill Board Nuisance" "Carne-
gie's Munificence," Sir Thomas Lip
tons Visit" THE Menace of the Hat
pin" "Pensioning Our eX-Fresidents, -
The Postoffice Deficit" and a lot
mere of such solemn piffle? all of it
30 many red herrings drawn across
h path Of progress. Never a word
from those alleged news dissemina-
tors, and self-appointed censors, of
what the public should know, about
the social unrest and discomfort which
find expression in syndicalism, I. W
W'ism, socialism, bull mooseism, and
related striving for the goal of the
ages. To touch upon that subject
would hurt business" and Hurt
Business" would be sure to retaliate
by withdrawing its advertising from
the dependent-in-all-thin Daily
Tom-Tom. And when it comes to a
showdown between independence and
advertising receipts, the Daily Tom
Tom stands not upon the order of its
choosing. It's 'raus nit 'em for In
dependence, enter practical manage
ment; get up Jack Truth and let John
Pifflr eft down. And maybe Their
isn't d method III the queerness Of the
promulgators of daily transformation!
Sure there is. They are wise to the
fact that there is a sucker born every
minute, and that the supply is not
likely to run short while the stork
leads the fool-killer by more than a
hundred to one. Also know they that
sheep were made to be cut into NUT
ton. Likewise have they made the
sport of stuffing news-hungry gud-
geons so costly that only multi-mil-
lionaires can afford to indulge in it.
This, of course, effectively bars pro-
letarian competition, with its bust
ness-hurting tendencies. All Of which
is respectfully submitted to you Mr.
Hornyhanded Mutt the next time you
kick about lack Of news in your local
labor paper. Remember, just be
cause you see It in the Morning
Booster or the Evening Chirper it
isn't necessarily so.-Coast Seamen's
Journal.