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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12

Wouldn't you hate TO nre IN
Connecticut" said Myrtle. the Tel.
cphono Girl. In teasing strain.
They can't serve FREQ lunch In any
OF tho saloons OF the state. FREQ
lunch 10 outlaw
Free lunch ought 20 be OUTLAY
almost anywhere under the Sure
Food and Drugs Act" said Hank
the Hotel Clerk. Think how many
happy homes are wrecked by FREQ
lunch. with little or no insurance
10 cover tho total losai Think how
many trustfui young brides go and
prepare heavy. wholesome. deli.
oious dinners for their husbands.
knowing that the poor men should
DO tired and hunsry after tho daily
game Of Hpearing dollars.
Yes. the young vito prepares a
tomi ting meal. with the aid Of a
chatting dish. two EGGS. a pl~cs OF
huiterrd toast. a dish OF pickles
and pcodlc-eared cook. book. Hut
when the husband horns homo to
the flat and hangs up his news,,s.
per and unfolds his walking stick.
does he show an appetite like a
horse In n Panama bat factory
NO. lie eats as II he were a
bird acting under doctors orders
to abstain from all fats. leans
starches. meats. vegetables. fish.
fruit and hickory nuts In other
words. he doesn't eat anything
worth mentioning. much less NSsth
chewing. And wifi. looks VI tho
untouched meal and goes away and
cries her ii,ti. eyes out--or. AZ
least. cries her eyebrows out OF
gear.
What's tho reason for hubby
scorning his wff.s best efforts!
FREQ lunch. OF course. Hos been
dallying In some drum with a hor
OF drinking companions.
And every tims he hoissed n
stein he made an ingrowing wish
that HIS vito would learn how to
cook. Then he helped himself 10 a
free cornod beef sandwich, cut "a
thin as a sheet OF writing paper.
Also spoonful OF potato salad. n
protxel. an onion and a rosy-oheck.
ed beet
No wonder he lost his appetite
remarked Myrtle. tho Telephone
Girl.
Yep. he lost IL two wayn." said
Hank. tho Hotel Clerk. First,
while trying his wifie's cooking.
and then while loading up on gratis
grub. Tho act Of Connecticut in
taking saloon refreshments OF the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12

LATEST PARTISAN thing is laced stockings under
meath those split skirts Good thing girls, to il 1t will
permit freer circulation of air amongst the feet.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12
TheSePianOS Must GONow
Remodeling of Eilers Music
House Almost Completed
The Greatest Piano Sale of World,
Famous Pianos Will Soon Pass
Into History

Now you purchase piano worth while big lcga.
saving Act quickly, for YOU have thought
purchasing piano for several years, the savings made nov
will make il we'll worth your while to buy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12
TESTAM EMIT.

A Seattle man cnmo down 10 HIS
office the other morning no sad that
his doskmate. Jones. asked him
what was the trouble.
MY rich old uncle In dead"
you don't really mean ~" ex-
claimed Jones In a surprised voice.
Left viii and testament. | sup
pose7"
"Oh. yes" was the prompt re-.
Spouse OF Smith. He left a will
and testament. all right"
You always seemed 10 be a
favorite OF the old mans" con.
tinued Jones "Of course you
weren't forgotten"
NO. he remembered me-" AL.
swered Smith. with sad sigh. Il
am 10 have the testament"
ryails CtehfVrAkos.s. u CyR.sshow
.icvails
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12

An officer Of the indiana national
guard shot a private who was try
ing To smugglc whiskey into camp.
Getting shot for trying TO get nhotI
Sign In a downtown store;
Kindly Report Any inattention
OF tho Clerks to the Management"
Hut the clerks are so seldom In.
attentive TO the management
Joseph Eats Hls Words.
Having made statements that
would lead the public 20 believe
that |. Joseph Wanek. contracted
the barbor's itch Mt the tonsorial
parior conducted by Leo Mcclure. ]
herewith rotract any and all state
ments made by me. and viii also
state that have been shaving my.
self for years. and that contracted
the disease by my own careless
mesa In not keeping my razor. mug
and brush In proper sanitary con.
dition. lSigusdl Jos. Wanek.-iligh.
land (wls) Press.
The opening up Of alt skirts
has caused the withdrawal Of
many deposits from tho SILK
ana lisle national banks.
You have 90 say this for those
slioed. alit. slashed or split sklrts
They make tho girls keep their
stockings darned
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12

Marriage a la Mode

III HOUCH born when the world was young the niue goo
OF love finds trouble in keeping up with inc swift
modern procession this OF the diamond WIN SNOW
Paul Picard Chicagoan in New YORK Tor Eo"u ut 1
wen, one afternoon the Polo grounds TO see inc H pay
,hs Pirates Near him the prettest girl ne had ever
So, Te secured an introduction In iun ne asked heI
s.If the Giants win, will YOU marry me --
The Pirates had been booming up pretty strong LOT so'e
a. .nd she thought it a safe sporting chance to say yes
But Marquard had lot OF stun on ''e van ~ Wv
Pirates were vanquished : 10 o. -. r. A.;
After the game a merry group went to an mn LOT ain
80, Young Picard offered toastTo my Young BRIDE oe
The maiden bushed friends drank and appanded ana
then it the happy man that he didn KNOW W
girls first -, -. n,s,
Well to cut the story short, he learned her ii.s'
,,r,c and he declined consider the wager joke 90
being "too good fellow WEIGH she went with nun 20
the little Church Around the Corner and the pason ued
But hear the sequel skepteal folk II is Picard talk
ing: -, Il. -, .,.o,r, ,,d Tn,
going work. =, W., -, III.
In the lottery Of love YOU never can tell we oont IKE
80 eou,end this pattern OF eourtship but the Young man
stiek, 10 his agreement we'll the girl stood by hers
tbcre1 be hearty and unanimous hope that theyh I'VE
happily and prosper.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12
Money for Bliss

ROCHESTER. MINI. the father OF Cassius Bart gave
"A bond in 500 Cassus would loaf drink, gamble
or phander with other after marrying Lizzie bo
whose father gave 500 that Lizzie would not gossip
run with other be poor housewife after marrying
Cassus And both parties feel sure that means weooen
bliss. :,
Cupid would be wise to mark up on his pool board odds
against this Money does buy welded bliss but II Is
very often the cause OF marital unhappncs Instances arc
very rare wherein people made good by being put under
bond They better but their character doesn't be
come better habits may change but they the poo
pie Good habits contribute to welded bliss but they are
all . -,
Some OF the meanest husbands that lived did not
drink gamble indulge in unfathfulness and gossip Fir
housekeeping not the only WEAKNESSES
producing domestic infclciy Of high order
Cassus and Lizzie easily make each other perfee,y
miserable and not stretch their 500 particle and indeed
il will not be very remarkable knowledge OF the money
consideration does spur them on TO do H.
A cold chill always along Cupids spine every
time he sees his entering into hard and fast money
obligation be honest with each other Yet the practice
is very uncommon. ,
In these days. there's many marriage license that
ought be headed Bill OF Sale
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12

RISING TO question OF personal privilege, Mr. Chair
man withdraw remarks OF yesterday wherein
Judge HUMPHREYS referred being without distine
ton as Splinter and suggest that though his mill
tary orbears may have refused run the judge himself
has run some this community. incidentally, once being
elected.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12
THE DAILY wAsHINoToNER srAArs-zEIrUNo

has issued large and complete anniversary issue that
reflects much credit upon its publishers the German News
paper association Jacob Schaee president and II
replete with interesting articles and boost matter
and includes full comic supplement in colors.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12
UNCLE KITCHEL PIXLEY

UNCLE KITCHEL PIXLEY wires from Mogadore
"And now the dude Eastern editors is roasn
Mrs Bryan because she's left Washington and went home
Nebraska put jam and against winter and
see in the Phladeiphy Press for that might
been known that the organs in hopeless ignorance
gather what is meant by conventions Of modern life
but it's eferrin to Chicago and Baltimore conventions
they're sure lyin about Bill agn."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12

In Northern city. old chap. tn.
jewellers IN the apartment house
wherein was stopping became sud
denly afflicted with chllls arising
from sudden cold winds. |. too. Muf.
fered from tho drawfts until a neigh.
Dor tubcd to the baily porter A. fol-
lows
"Heiioi 10 this that ursnite-doned
stir Of q Janisorf Well. what DO
you think this is. an Arctic ialoo or
q cold storage bungalow for aged
eqgs7 Get busy With the anthracite
sureen and tune vp the anvil chorus
on the steam coll. Get sorrid. kid:
get torridi"
My word
A Street Car Pest.
I hope that old Everett True
Arranges a day of and pegs
That III hammered boob on the cars
The mar with the "xlsh.boney
legs.
A rafting good aame-piee.
A corking good game--putting up
ke,chup.
A skin game-The beauty doc
tors
A smooth rame-The hardwood
finishers
A bsngup game-Prirefighting.
To hear some pessir,isss tell
II you might think ell our
American girls were going 20
rag and ruin.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12
The Days
Best Stories
roo ELIGIBLE.

Tho late Mr. Bradley Martin. who
was himself IA polished Wit. used to
recall with delight a conyerBation
no overheard between two girls
apropros OF an aged millionhire's
marriage 10 debutanto.
Il know he's rich" said one. but
isn't he too old TO be considered
eligibie7"
"My dear" answered the other
Girl. he's too eligible 10 be con
sldered old"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12

MAYOR COTTERILL has framed up another little
marty in which he is play the role OF the victim MS
declared intention the licenses OF the L saloons
,h voIated his Poatch emergency order will not bother
the saloonmen much if any Instead, the affair will afford
the council another trampe upon the mayor ana
the indications that he Will be duly uaHPIea
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12

Rernen,I
ertfact ar
pain.
Our pri
lave evel
ix the h
Do. Jus,
heavy SIC
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-12

FREQ list makes II hard for the
young hubby who hasn't got n
lcatherlined lunch basket. But IT'S
going TO DO fine for wives who like
to seo their best cooking appreci.
ated. even n friend spouse has TO
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-05
"FAGGED-OUT" WOMEN
Will Find a Helpful Suggestion In
This Letter,

Overworked, run down tagged
OUT women who feel as though they
could hardly drag about, should pro-
fit by Miss Richter experience. She
says: "Last winter | vas completely
run down and felt tagged out all the
time, was nervous and had indigestion.
cone Of my friends advised me 70
take Vinol and it has done me great
good. The tired, worn-out feeling is
all gone and | am strong, vigorous and
well. The stomach trouble soon dis
appeared and now 4 eat heartily AMI
have perfect digestion. | wish every
tired, weak, nervous woman could have
Vinol, for | meyer spent any money in
my life that did ne so much good Is
that ! spent for Who'll" Marie Rich
ter, Detroit, Mich.
Thousands of women and men who
were formerly weak and sickly eve
their present rugged health to the
wonderful strength-creating effects of
Vinol. We guarantee Vinol to build
you up and make you strong. If it
does not we give back your money.
Iauer Drng Co, Perth Ambov, N. j.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-05
INSPECTS
PUBLIC MARKET SITE

AS the result of an inspection
yesterday by Aldermen William c.
Wilson and John J. Clark, and
Henry loft, superintendent OF
weights and measures, improve
ments will be recommended imme-
diately to remove congestion Oh
Maple street. The special committee
of aldermen named to make the in
yestigation will have a written re-
port prepared for the council, which
will most likely be presented on
March II.
Recommendation will be made to
abolish all farmer and huckster
stands on Maple street and to place
them on private property on the
westerly side of Maple street. APP
p~roximately the same number of al
lotments will be furnished, as there
will be two rows of stands on the
property instead of one row at the
curb line and one on the property as
at present.
There is every indication that the
aldermen will grant a request to be
made by property owners of the
northern and northwestern sections
for another farmers market on
Penn street. The petition will prob
ably be presented on March IT. AL
dermen seem to favor establishing
such a market on Penn street, to ex-
tend from Hall avenue southwark.
Farmers appear heartily in favor OF
the idea. Some declare the extern
sion will cause the cost of their
products to be reduced, because
they will thereby become able to
dispose of all their goods here.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-05
MAKES NEW CABINET PLACE
Taft Signs Bill Which Creates Depart
ment OF Labor.

Washington. March 5.-The tenth
portfolio-thnt of secretary OF labor
WAS added to the presidents cabinet
when President Taft Just before going
ont of office signed the bill passed by
beth houses OF congress creating the
department OF labor. long advocated
by organized labor and recently urged
by Governor Sulzer OF New York,
William b. Wilson Of PENNSYLVANIA
a progressive Democrat. will he the
first man to head that department. nc.
eording to the unofficial list OF mem
bers of the new cabinet to be nomi
mated by Mr.. Wilson.
The list. headed with the name OF
William J Bryan MS secretary of state.
was described by the president cleo,
as provisional" and 1t WAS stated
that 1t would not become official unit,
actually s.nt to the senate for contir
nation.
The list as made public contains No
alterations from those alrendy revealed
by friends Of Mr. wilson
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-05

The women remained at their hotel
when MIR Wilson aud Mr.. Marshall
were escorted to the White House ear
~ In the day. Shortly afterward. how
EVER, they were escorted by the mill
tnry aides In carriages to the capitei
md took their places In the galleries
reserved for them In the SENATE cham
Der. where until the beginning of the
ceremonies they received much atten
lion.
Mrs. Wilson wore a tan cloth dress
with q brown ribbed silk coat and Q
! small hat to match. Miss Margaret
Wilson wore blue silk pepiiu. Miss Jes
sic Wilson lavender broadcioth and
Miss Eleanor Wilson a bright blue cloth
1ress.
Mrs. Marshall from her place in the
gallery. where she WIS scented with
Miss Caroline Rowland. a friend from
Indianapolis. waved to her husband
when he first entered the senate cham
her. but he did not catch the greeting
md withdrew almost Immediately to
return half IN hour later.
Neither Mrs. Taft nor any member
Of the presidents family occupied the
space reserved for them In the senate
galleries or on the stand ut the east
front. Mrs. Taft and her daughter
went to the home of Miss Mabel Board-
man to await the arrival Of Mr.. Taft
after the inaugural ceremonies, when
they leave for Augusta. Ga
When the ceremonies in the senate
.hamber were finished Mrs. Wilson.
her daughters and Mrs. Marshall went
directly to the platform on the east
front and took seats close to the square
platform OH which Mr.. Wilson and Mr.
Taft were seated. AT Mrs. Wilson's
request Mrs. Marshall took Il chair nd
Joining her. The two women walked
forward 10 the rail to look Mt the
them.
Isn't II wonderful" exclaimed Mrs
| Wilson as she looked out oveT the i'm
menSe thrOng that extended so far that
faces were not recognizable.
When her husband arose to take the
| vain Mis- llSplis " HbN Ntsit u ol "a
bower level. climbed upon u chair nj
The edge of the platform and peered up
ut her husband as he repeated the oath
In IL moment her daughter Margaret
pulled another chair forward and join
I'd her mother. A moment later. an
President Wilson began his inaugural
address,. Mrs. Marshall Joined them
and peered over the rail Lieutenant
Commander Rodgers. naval aid at the
White House. placed chairs for the
other women and they stood on tlptoe
, for II nearer view of the proceedings.
After the ceremony the women were
escorted in carriages to the White
House. where they occupied seats in
the reviewing stand for T. great inau-
gural parade.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-05
BAPTISTS WILL HAVE
EXCURSION, JULY I8

The matter of the excursion next
summer a considered seVera
months ago by the First Baptist Sun
day school, and q committee was
appointed. Arrangements have
been completed by ~chartering the
steamer Sirius, of the Iron Steam
boat Company, for July 10 next. In
stead of going up the Hudson this
year, the excursion will be to Valley
Grove, on the Long Island shore,
some forty miles east of New York
along the sound.
The steamer will leave here at Q
o'clock in the morning and arrive at
the grove between IL and l., The
excursionists will have exclusive use
of the grove that afternoon. There
is a baseball field, swings and the
like, with bathing and boating, etc.
The return trip will be in the cool
of the early evening, leaving the
grove at S o'clock, arriving in Perth
Amboy between 8 and 8. July IS Is
the date for the full moon, which
will make the homecoming all the
more pleasant.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-05
PAST COUNCILLORS AT
JAMESbURC MEETING

Past Councillor Birden Golden, of
Middlesex Council No. 60, Jr. o. U.
A. M, of this city, was the only rep
resentative of the local council at the
meeting of the Past Councillors Asso-
citation of Middlesex County that was
held last night in the rooms of Me-
chanics Home Council No. II, of
Jamesburg. County Councillor Rene
Won Minden presided. Nine councils
out of sixteen in the county were
represented. Five new members
joined the association. After the
meeting refreshments were served.
The next meeting will be held at
Spotsweod the second Friday in April
in the rooms of Eagle Council No. SO,
OF that place.
The councils represented at the
meeting were: Good Intent, of New
Brunswick; Goodwill, of New Bruins
wick; Charles l.. Walters, South
River; Metuchen; Friendship, New
Market; MiddleseX, Perth Amboy;
Joel Parker, of South Amboy; Gran
bury and Mechanics Home.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-05
SCATTER FISH
ABOUT STREET
horss Runs Away In State
Strest--N Y. Rig.

Picked fish, sailed fish, dried fish,
smoked fish rolled out of a over
turned travelling fish market from
New York about 4 o'clock yesterday
afternoon, when the left axle of the
wagon snapped and threw the We
hicle over on It's right side. The ac-
cident caused the horse to run away
and smash the shafts in State street,
near DeKalb avenue.
]. Rosen, of Long Branch. after
peddling fish all day for d. Tabaeh-
nick and Company, of New York
city, was driving his wagon Of sea-
food in State street, when he felt a
sudden Lump and found himself
thrown from the vehicle on the pave
ment. The horse becoming fright
ened, jumped to and fro, breaking
the harness and the shafts from the
wagon. Buddie O'Toole and Harry
Gallagher stopped the animal be-
fore it had run very far. The con-
tents of the market were transfer
red to 223-233 New Brunswick ave-
nue. for storing, and the empty wagon
taken to a blacksmith shop.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-05
Absolute Truth About
The Great Kidney Remedy

Several years ago I suffered with bad
pains in my back. | was very restless,
often getting up several times during
the night. My limbs were swollen AMI
l dropped in weight to l47 pounds. l
consulted a well known Norfolk ply
stefan and he stated / 1T I had a very
bad case of kidney trouble.
/ saw your advertisement in the paper
and purchased a bottle of DR.. Kilmer s
Swamp-Root from a druggist, after he
recommended it to me. After | took
three bottles felt greatly relieved. |
have taken Swamp-Root since at diff
ferent times. | gained in weight to
206 pounds, and l am well and have
been ever since | commenced taking
Swamp-Root.
Very truly yours,
W. j. BARROW,
FarmviHe, Va
I. A. NJ. Barrow, a Notary Public in
and for the County of Prince Edward,
in the State of Virginia, do certify that
w. J.. Barrow, whose name is signed
to the foregoing writing, bearing date
Jan. 18th, 1912, personally appeared
before me in my County aforesaid and
made oath that the said writing is true
in substance and in fact. Given under
my hand this 18th day of January, 1919.
A. NJ. Barrow, Notary Public.
We sold Mr.. W. J. Barrow most Of
the Swamp-Root in question and have
personally heard him speak of it's action
in most complimentary terms.
White Drug Company,
By E. W. Sanford.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-05
3|ST ANNUAL
BANQUET HELD
Protection H. & |. Co. In.
stalls Its New Officers.

Protection Hook and Ladder Com
pany Mol held their annual election
and installation of officers at a meet
ing last night, which vas followed
by the company's thirty-irst annu-
al banquet In Krueger's restaurant
In Hobart street. Joseph Hornsby,
the outgoing captain was praised
for his excellent services and was
presented with an e~x-captain's badge
hat shield and lapel buttons. Inc
presentation speech was made In an
admirable way by r. H. Barnes, a
life member of the company. He
lauded Mr.. Hornsby for his efforts.
The officers elected~and afterwards
installed by Mr.. Barnes, were: S. M.
Coutts, president; Richard Hibbitt,
vice president; Samuel Bayard, cap
tain; M. j. Hurley, first lieutenant;
Eugene Flaherty, second lieutenant;
A. H. Crowell, treasurer; Joseph
Hornsby, recording secretary; NJ. j.
Hurley, financial secretary; j. Fl.
McCabe, Edward Walker and Rob-
ert Cotton, members of the finance
committee; George Meade, sergeant
at arms; Jay B. FRANKIE, Charles
Larsen and Aleck Warner, assistant
s~ergeants at m
Several entertaining features were
rendered at the banquet, which fol-
lowed the meeting. Among the most
prominent guests of the company
were Mayor Ferd Garretson and AL
dermen William G.. Wilson and F.
William Hilker. The banquet was
carried out in accordance with plans
prepared by the officers in charge.
The menu included relishes, tomato
soup, roast beef, mashed potatoes,
peas, roast chicken, ice cream. cake
and coffee.