Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-03-12

Il will go to the police, if you say
so, and have him trailed to the ends
of the earthi'
A week later Mr. barrow went to
the store to buy velvet jacket He
had never worn one, though he had
been sculptor for three years. He
had at last been told that his non
success with mallet and chisel and
the refusal of his uncle to expire were
owing to the absence of the right sort
of jacket. He found his fit and
bought it.
On that very morning one of the
pockets of Miss Tyson's apron became
entangled and was torn off and she
realized that she must do some shop
ping. She was just entering store
and wondering about bargains, when
Mr.. DarrsSw came out Both were
stepping lively when the head-on col
lision occurred that crumpled them
up. They went down. They were
| mussed up. They were Inundated
and angered.
It's you!" gasped Miss Tyson as
somebody helped her up,
And you!" exclaimed Mr.. Darrow
as he reached his feet and knew that
his dollar suspenders had busted I'M
der the shock
You were gawptng at something
across the street, sir!"
And you were ogling your toes!
"This-this is the second time!"
II know it,"
They got away before the police
came, and on arriving home, and to
explain his condition, Mr.. barrow said
to his man:
Henry, 1 have had another en-
counter with that-that person.
YES, sir. They do be around"
"She bumped into me again
"You will have to carry gun, sir.
"And down went, Henry. and again
she laid it all to me-"
They always does, sir-they al
ways does"
And when Miss Tyson reached her
apartment she said to her maid:
Helen, there has been more bump
ing, and with that same mani"
"The assassin was Kissed.
ct must cease, Helen-it must"
ut must, Miss-it must!"
COR l shall have to take strong
measures"
Very strong!"
It was two weeks later this time
when Mr. Darrow was on the street as
fire alarm sounded. So was Miss
Il cs%a a
in haste to see where the fire was.
She started around the same corner,
in the same haste, to get clear of the
mob.
A third head-on collision and two
falls! Nothing new about the Ian
guage they scattered around as they
arose. Nothing fearful about their
parting. Again at home Mr.. Tyson
said to his man:
THAT person again, Henry"
Eyes, sir. They do hang on"
"But / can't stand being bumped
about like a pumpkin"
Eyes, sir. You will have to carry
knife and a gun"
And Miss Tyson said to her maid:
And more bumps, Miss?"
Eyes, more bumps. l must see q
lawyer or somebody
"You must, Miss. This cannot go
on forever
It did not Four weeks later Mr..
barrow visited picture gallery one
afternoon. So did Miss Tyson. 1t
was on the second floor with hard
finish stair to climb and descend. He
was just ahead of her when she
slipped and grabbed his coat-tails, and
together they bumped down fourteen
steps.
"Sir, my name is Miss Tyson, and
this must ceasei" she said as they
sat up.
Miss Tyson, my name is barrow,
and / too say it must cease!"
But how?"
"By our getting married. Married
folks never bump into each other
And two hours later Mr.. Darrow
said to his man:
Henry, / am going to marry that
that Miss Tyson the bumpess."
'iQuite correct, sir-quite!'
And Miss Tyson said to her maid:
'Helen. I'm going to marry Mr.. OAR
row, the bumper"
Perfectly proper, Miss, perfectly!
downright, 1913. by the Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.)
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