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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

Ida TafbeIl says married women
ought not 10 work for wages. Most
az them work for what they can get
admminR through the pockets Of hub
by,a trohsnfnf
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30
MISSOURI

1t is up to the police to make safe
blowing unsafe
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

There are 1000 males to 900 fe-
males in the world. And still there
are those who would tax the bache-
lors.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

Still, it seems like taking an unfair
advantage of a hard working microbe
when a human being saturates him
self with onions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

That man who wants to know
whether the years 1000. 1000. 5000 and
10000 will be leap years. should wait
and zee.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

New York man died the other day
and his heart was found to be on the
right side. 1t was in the right place,
all right.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

Mexican federal soldiers made q
mistake and fought themselves They
ought TO change their brand Of r.
frenhment.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

AS between dollars and bullets, we
must say we'd choose dollars every
time.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

A New York woman lost $40 which
she carried in her stocking. How 10
not explained.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

What excellent fuel some lreprooi
structures appear to be!
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

One way to avoid cholera seems to
be to avoid war.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

Whatever else may be said Of him,
the storage man deserves the credit
,f putting the old in cold.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

The kaiser has just dedicated a mo
ton picture house of his own. Well.
there's money in moving pictures.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

One way to stay young, says Ad-
miral Dewey, is to avoid banquets.
Yes, they are deadlier than battles.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

Some young women want a vote, but
some prefer a husband with a vote.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

Husband killing episodes may be
necessary, but they are awfully mussy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

The French Poets society plans
pensions for aged members. Who
will furnish the funds.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

If New York can't find a new sen
sation it stirs up an old one.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

Nature generates facts, but fiction
Is manufactured by man.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-30

ssThat howwid Miss Giggles really
laughed at me lawst evening. doncher-
known
well, never mind her--she often
laughs at nothing"
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01
NOTICE OF DIssoLy TIoN.

Notice is hereby given that the partnership firm of Blum aubarg Bros composed of Frank Blumenberg and H J BIumenberg. has this day been dissolved by mutual contest All debts due to the firm are payable to Flank B nuremberg, who retains tile property and wtll continue the businesss. to whom all debts con tra6tai by the firm prior to ths date should be pfesented
 Datei this 2lss day of July. 1913. 14-ft pd Frank Blumenberg
 Spsingdale. Ak
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01
Good second hand top buggy and almost new base burner for sale cheap, also six room house to rent. Apply to Will Long at Springdale Cash Dry Goods Go.

Apply cotton cloth wet with BILLIARDS SNOW LTNIMENT to all wounds, cuts. burns sores or blisters and note it's wonderful heal ing power It is prompt and very effective Price 25e, 50e and sf00 per bottle Sold by W. c Ownbay
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Of tbe Ozark Produce Journal of Fort Smith, written from Des Moin- =. Iowa, bringing information of the organization in that city of q big company to bring emigration into the Ozalks from Iowa, IIli- nots and other states The com pauy will be known as the Ozark Land and Emigration Company, and headquarters will be al Des Molnes MT Hopkins vans the Peach GroN- CTS Exchange 10 send package of fancy peaches up there for ex- htbition purposes. which will be done
 Springdale friends of Guy Hch- lyter, formerly of WestvilIe, Ok, will be pleased in learning the following. which is taken from The Westyllle Re ord
 Guy Ltehtyter who has been at Searcy Ark, the past few weeks will soon be in charge of one of the Fair Stores of which he has been employed in This is what the Conway paper says in part about i Guy. "G l. Lichlyter of Searcy at present in charge of the Conway store, but will b. succeeded by the permanent manager. Ray R Ram ed of Mountain Home, within few weeks. Mr. Liehlyter will be tn charge of the new store at Kensett 2
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

WANTED-Thoroughly reliable man to take charge of orchard at Wyune, Arkansas. About ten thous- and trees-most!y winter apples Must understand pruning. spraying and generally how to get best re- suits Trees are ten years old and in full bearing Prefer man who will work for small salary and share of crop. 0. N. kiliough, Kill oneone Orchards, Wynne, Ark
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Wanted inn ediately, ons hundred young men to prepare as telegraph CTS and station agents on the fElt- no9a Central Situation sure as soon as you graduate in telegraphy at Springfield Businez College Write a. onca for particulars to ]. A. Taylor, Springfield Missouri
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Good Reason for His Enthusiasm.
 When a man has suffered for several days with collie. diarrhoea or other form of bowel complaint and Is then cured sound and well by one or two doses Of Chamber lain's Colic. Cholera and Diarrhoes Remedy. as is often the case. 1t is but natural that he should be en- thusiastie In his praise Of ths rem edy and especially Is this the case Of a severe attack when life is threatened. Try 1t when Ia need of such remedy. IL never fails. Sold by all dealers.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01
FRISCO TIME CARD
South Bound
North Bound.

I have connection through bonded mercantile adjusters with the law yer and credit men tu every part Of inc civilized world, by which I can collect your notes. account or judge mAnts anywhere on commission basis 1T.
 J. W. Lewis
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Good second hand top bvggy and almost new base burner for sale cheap, also six room residence for rent. Apply to Will Long at Springdale Cash Dry Goods Go.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01
Closing out Sale.

will sell my entire stock of harness and saddles at reiuaed price for the next 90 days as wish to close up my business in Spring dale My reasons are this: am now 73 years old and 6anaot stand up 10 do hard work Those wishing good haai made harness now is the tme to buy.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

WANTED-Young man. between IS and 24 years to learn drug trade Must be able to write good legible hand. Permanent po- s.tion. splendid opportunity for ad- vaacement Call on or write to w C Ownbey. Druggist. Springdale, Ark
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

FOR SALE. = Two good moving machines, two good riding blows, spring tooth cultiyator and five sets single buggy harness. For sale or trade See Carl Ownbey 14-2t
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Do you gamble? It is gambling to carry your own insurance Place your insurance with Smith & Fitz- gerald. Spriagdale. Ark.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

The slicing machine at The Meat Market slices your ba on any thick ness. try an order for breakfast
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Hereafter our tee wagon will not stop at places where the bill is not paid on the first of each month
 Peoples Meat Market
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

It is better b have insurance and not need it than need it and not have it. For the best, see Smith X Fitzgeeatf springdae, Ark
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

It Is too late for insurance when the fire occurs Get your policy now from Smith & Fitzgerald, Spring. dale, Ark
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

The City Meat Market doesa t close when hot weather comes and expenses run nigh They stand by you. Ii will pay yoa to sand b3 them They are reliable
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01
Of 1oeal Interest.

MI u Iu Will GOuu0Ct lueA udl het Saturday at the City meat market
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 Jessie Graham is in Indianapolis Ind, where he is assisting in iu- sailing an electrical power plant
 .:- :. .-
 c E. Williams of Macon. Ga. expert on peaches, will be with D. E Eieher. during the Elberta seas on
 4 Y Roberts favored The News with q nice lot of peaches this week They were the Belle of Georgia variety.
 Miss Ruth Sutherland who has been attending the summer school at Fayetteville, came in Saturday morning
 f <
 The News is advised that the Auditorium has been secured for .hs Fu.ker-eole debate, opening on September 16
 
 MT and Mrs Cell Hurst. who had been here visiting at the home of the lattees parents, returned to Fayetteville Sunday afternoon.
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 Mss Nellie Johnson Of Sherm T. Texas, who has been here visiting with her friend, Mrs 5 D Aaron will leave foe her home this week \ new story and half bunga- low k being erected by W, c Thompson on one of his lots on the south end Of Holcomb Street. KImmons, Walker & Co expect to sat their peelers to-day The price for vinegar stock s 20 cents ] par hHuired and peelers 30 cents
 4 I. +
 F Craig, who ts in business at Muskogee, Okla came in Sat 8urdaY afternoon for short visit with home folks. returning Monday. Mrs R Martin and son Epler aa1 DiAasd Mur -el of Wichita. Kansas, are guests at the home of the formers fathez.J N Lang ston
 All Northwest A kansas app aars to nave been visited latter part Of las. week by eopfous rains. which assures a good corn crop in this see- ton
 The News | requested to an= nounce that Ed Wallace will preas | a. the Old Baptist Church the sc ond Saturday and Sunday in Au- gust
 sam Davenport and son of Wayne. Ok arrived recently on I visit to Sp-ingdale friends and relatives They are guests at the home of ] P Bennett
 E J Eiaher of Way,and Iowa lrei4ea Wednesday and will remain through the D aeh season He owns pa orchard west of Sprlngdale
 Mr and Hrs II Clayton Of Elm springs. who nave been visit iug with relatives at Buffalo. Ky and o5aae points stnae May. return ed Tuesday
 Ms L Marks arrived home Tues day afternoon from Tafkio, Mo to which place she had been called two weeks ago on a.eount of the death of h=e sister
 NJ z MeKfaHey and sister Mss R s,i efox fate went down te Prairie c 0ve yesterday morning to speud tWo or three weeks v.sit. iug with friends
 At5s ra Graham. who has beer smp!o9eI to teach the school d Noait5s : h5ol tousse in school dis trIet N 21. will sta1t the work of N0naas. August 4th
 4 :. :.
 V ovnbey and L N Rigg. returned satgrday morning iron So9ta0e-t eza, on fishing expe iitton They reroet fishing not $. good in 5payiuaw as they expected
 s- !. -
 Mrs Clyde Murphy left Mouda! ntgbt fo Dai-as. Texas, to join hei husband. where they will make their home Clyde has position with an express company at Dallas
 -:- 4 2.
 Clarence Fugate went down t Fayetteville yester day morning. hay ing been appointed section foreman for the Frisco at that place H. will likely move his family to Fay ettevile later on
 Prof. Iagaiis. who was recent,
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Don't forget those cash premiums al the City Meat Market They have enough to last q year.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

If the articles you get at the City Meat Market don't suit you they will replace t or refund the money.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

See White kennan at the Racket Store for watch and clock repairing
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

We have our ice haulea n sresa every day from the factory Phone n. Vaar orders IA ialivered promptly anya ahare | limits
 Peoples seat Market
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

FOR RENT x room house on W Maple St See. Mrs \ ]. Nor rison on Johnson
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Cooked meats a what eoa want for these Lot days The City Meat Market has nice line
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Johnson & Sanders for groceries. salt. hay and feed Phone No. 8ttf.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

To the Public. We have purchased the grocery business Of L. Beasley and will con- tlnue the business at the old stand under the firm name of Sanders & Clarkson. We respectfully solicit a share Of your patronage. and will spare no effort to render you satis- factory service
 RAspectfuIly,
 Andrew Sanders
 Reaea GtarkSo
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Good runabout aai touring car for sale cheap. or trade See spring dale Auto ani Supply Co
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

What is the difference between a prize fight and our meat shop?
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Pasture 70 ren, Good pasture with plenty os w3t4r, g. cents pe- month Harvey Mercer Sonor3, Ark -12-2t.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

The cash customer gets the prem- ium5 at the City Meat Market :
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

FOR SALE E-ehot 2 2oa fruit farm l 12 mics SpEiagiale nearly full bearing, goo impHe Hemeats Price. s3 .000 J B Johnson oWn- er or see ] : Ewalt-tf
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Suits Sponged and Pressed 50c Right Way Cleaners.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Good fresh ehsese ts a aree af- tlele this hot weather The City Meat Market has t
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

FOR SALE Good brood mare and mule colt and good coming 5 year-old mule Well broke to work double or single ! E Seabolt near Zion, Ark-14-2t pd
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

For at.rs ff.sa paoae oHr osi ers Q Peoples Nsat Market
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Having disposed of my entire crop of cuas l will have no more for sale c. N Miller
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

The Peoples Meat Market will be ready Saturday to again supply the public with meats Of all kinds
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Have you tried that Clean Easy soap at The City Meat Market? If not You are missing treat in laundry soap
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

In ye olden times the netghbors clipped in" to assist the friend whose house had burned Times nave changed Secure policy from Us and be independent of char ity. Smith & Fitzgerald. Spring dale. Ark.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Phone No l70 for ie De!.v2.e promptly anywhere 5asi ie tsg ltm- is
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01
To the Public.

One or two horses or mares for sale. c. 5 Bouton, phone 76-tf
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

For Sale set Of French Corn Burs. Loeated miles south of Goshen F. 0 Goshen, Ark 12-6t. IL A Neill
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

LOST. - Iu Springdale Tuesday night. dark brown dress coat Find CT please retun to News offtce.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Suits Cleanai and Pressed $ Right Way Cleaner
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01
EOl Na e

Tw8z5ulner New Perfection 0s Stove Mrs. GrutcAee
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Opllu6VulV UumUVI VV. Lumber Lath Shingles Windows !, Doors Screen Doors Porch Baiusters Porch Columns Porch Brackets Stair Newels !, Stair Rails Stair Baiuster5 Base Blocks Head Blocks Corner Beads Building Paper Daadening Felt Rubber Roofing House Paint Floor Paint Roof Paint Barn Paint Hard Oil Stain Screen Paint Wagon Paint Crack Filler Liquid Wood Filler Wall Finish White Lead Linseed Oil Turpeutiae Window Glass Putty Venetian Red Plate Rail Wall Board Y Gutter Lime Sand Chats
 Brick
 Cement Paint Brushes Woven Fence Wire Window Frames Door Frames
 M. M. LAVENDER. Manager
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

D. R Young came in Friday
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Mrs. 5 NJ Graham arrived home
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Mrs Car. O~nb4y. who aecompa- ujed her mother Mrs c. W Jones. of N stville. Okla. to Rochester. Miun some days ago where the latter hal n operation for q tu- nor. writes tat Mrs. Jones is gal tng along nicely The operation was paeformal Satnrdav.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

5 Ewalt has traded his resi- tenee property on Emma Avenue to $ W Meeann, who came in re- gently from Oklahoma, and Mr Ewalt will erect q modern eight room residence on the lot just aast of his old residence It vii ba two ssories
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

c \ Miller is in receipt of letter from F N Hopkins. editor
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Mr and Mrs Marion Smith ar rived Friday of last week from Cola gah Okla. where they have ben making their home for the past few months They report crops as being very poor and everything mighty dry in that section
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Grover Couch sends in his re- newal from Baldwin and also ord CTS tie paper sent to a friend H. las recently returned from Kansas Where he worked i'll the wheat har- y-st. and says Arkansas looks mighty good to him
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

The News i requested to an. nounee that Eld Wallace will preach d the Old Baptist Church the sc ond Saturday and Sunday in Au gust
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Willard Ferguson. son of s. Ferguson. of this place. came in Sunday morning from Poeatetto, Idaho, where he has been making his home for the past six years His vie has been here for the past two weeks visiting
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Ba nett Graham, who has a post ion Wiht 4 E Smyer & Son Of this place. ts enjoying l vacation this week from his duties. He left Sunday for F. Smith on visit ani will probably stop at other towns in that section
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Ms L Marks arrived home Tues iay afternoon rom Tafkio. Mo-, ID which pta1e she had been called two weeks ago on account of the l-ata of hes sister.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

 Ear. Jordan and Chas Fainkhous- ar of Great Bend. Kan. old friends of ] s Ewalt of this place. came ju Wednesday and are looking 1v- CT this section with a view of To- eating Theg are delighted with this country They report crops n bad coudition in central Kansas. due to dry weather.
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 The picture show given last Fri ily nig ght at the Majestic Theatre under the auspices of the Gene tery Association was a success A large crowd gathered in front of the picture show house long be- fore the doors were opened for admtttance Music was furnished by the band The net proceeds were S30.05
 J VI Southerland arrived home first Of the week from a trip to points in Colorado. and other sec- tions of the west where he had l been looking after business for tue commission house of J T Craig of Muskogee. Okla. He reports that in all his travels he saw no count ry that looked as good as North west Arkansas
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

All Northw Arkansas appears to nave been visited latter part Of las. week by eopious rains. which assures a good corn crop in this aee= ton
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

Prof. Iagalls, who was recently elected as one of the teachers Of the high school, has resigned on account of the illness of his wife and the board is now on the hunt of another teacher.
 s- :. s-
 Mrs M Berry returned Thursday of last week from Jonesboro. where sh4 had been visiting for few days She was accompanied home by her daughter, Mrs B. C. Hiner. who will remain indefinitely.
 T. + T.
The Springdale news., 1913-08-01

sam Davenport and son at Wayne. Ok, arrived recently on visit to Sp-ing1ale friends and relatives They are guests at the home of J P Bennett
The Detroit times., 1913-10-31

Lonesome, who was seeking hus-
band In this brazen manner? The
life OF Reginald p. Sherman was
made miserable. His telephone rang
necessarily. Mr.. Sherman admitted
that he knew who Miss Lonesome
was, all right. but he wouldn't tell.
Then came reporters from New
York and they besought Mr.. Sherman
to put them wise" to Miss Lonesome.
Nothing doing. But they wrote pieces
for their papers, anyway.
Then the answers really began to
come to Miss Lonesome. The Rye
mail carrier had to make special
trips to the Courier office.
One persistent reporter finally got
an interview with Miss Lonesome
actually talked with her--but he
doesn't know who she is. Editor
Sherman made the reporter go out
and stand on the sidewalk while he
got Miss Lonesome on the telephone.
Then the reporter came In and tai
ed to her. He says she had q sweet
voice. She said to him:
II think woman ought to be al
lowed to seek husband in this man
ner, II she pleases, without all this
fuss. I've had over 500 offers.
have answered three-one from Chi
cago, one from Butte and one from
Los Angeles. The man In Los Angeles
Is a doctor. / have had two letters
from him. They were sensible and
The Detroit times., 1913-10-31
HAVE COLOR IN YOUR CHEEKS
Be Better Looking-Take Olive
Tablets

II your skin Is yellow-complexion
pallid--tongue coated--appetite poor
you have a bad taste in your mouth
lazy, no-good feeling--you should
take Olive Tablets.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets sub
stitute for calomel--were prepared by
DR.. Edwards after II years OF study
with his patients.
Dr. Edwards. Olive Tablets are a
purely vegetable compound mixed with
olive oil. You will know them by
their olive color.
II you want clear, pink skin, bright
eyes, no pimples, feeling Of buoy;
ancy like childhood days, you must
get at the cause. DR.. Edwards Olive
Tablets act on the liver and bowels
like calomel-yet have no dangerous
after-effects. They start the bile and
overcome constipation. That's why
millions of boxes are sold annually
at loo and 25ctper box .>z1S
Take one or two nightly and note
the pleasing results. The Olive Tablet
Co., Columbus, O.-Adv.
The Detroit times., 1913-10-31
NeU York Letter
~ NORMAN.

NEW YORK, Oct. 31.-Who is Miss
Lonesome Of Rye?
Nobody knows but Reginald p.
'Bherman, and he won't tell.
Reginald p. Sherman is editor OF
The Rye. Courier, in which weekly pub
ication there recently appeared the
following advertisement:
HUSBAND WANTED.
"Wanted-By fair mot fat, nor
ret forty gentlewoman, with large
ract of land not far from Port Ches-
1er, an unselfish, decent. self!sup-
borting man for husband; would
brefer good. natural fool to crank ;
ho fiirts nor elderly men need apply.
Address Lonesome, care Rye Cour-
err"
The day that advertisement appear.
ID the good. old village of Rye just
bout stood on its head. The excite
nent spread up and down the shore
BIZ Long Island sound. The folks at
Port Chester. naturally, were quite
wrought up. the name of their baili-
wick appearing so prominently in the
advertisement.
Who could she be? Who was Miss
The Detroit times., 1913-10-31
TANGO GIVES PLACE TO
ANCIENT SQUARE DANCES

ITHACA. N. Y, Oct. 31.-The tango
turkey trot and other modern dances
must give way to the old-fashloned vir-
ginia reel In the assemblies OF the
sophmOres OF the state college OF
Agriculture at Cornell University.
At the first social meeting Of the
year. members OF this class enthusiasts
tically took up the Virginia reel, and
while thee regulation two-step and
waltz and Daniel Jones were also on
the program, the old-fashioned square
dance made the biggest hit.
~The tango and all Of its evolutions
were barred.