The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-22
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the city for forhcaons pusts aud quarters and proceed
ing ia the face of difficulties make this the naval
station of the Union which means bringing here hundreds
of families of artisans and hundreds of families of naval
employees, besides keeping few thousand sailors always
in the port
II is rather astonishing how some lIonoulans believe
that reduction in The sugar tariff going epres things
ia the city That il will have It's bad effect the other
islands is certainty but the only thing II will do for
Honolulu to keep it from going nleadn fast other
wise would 1t is treachey To the industry to say
that Honolulu is all right whether have free sugar
bill to face or not Honolulu will keep right on being
prosperous city II cannot help IT, unless the war and navy
departments 90 into bankruptcy. Honolulu has pay
roll running into the millions and this payroll will be
doubled within the next three years.
With continued prosperity for the sugar growers, Homo
lulu will boom by the time of the Panama Exposition. If
the the with the industry Ho-
nouh will still keep ON growing as military naval and
tourist center
Right Twice
The Republican county committeeman came two cor
rect conclusions dll ing the week One that they
committee had lost the confidence of the party whole
the other that they should put the whole question of
rules up to the territorial committee The g. o. r.
leaders who ditchod the party last November in an
embarrassing position beyond doubt. Like Governor
Frear they do not want TO stay and cannot very well
get Individually majority of the committee are good
men, who have the confidence of their AS com
mitte however they represent several cphers after the
decimal point.
A Real Live One.
Gustavs Kretchmnar is the real thing Kretchamar of
the Volcano Road ~ Kretchgmas the strawberry King 49,
kretchzmar the small honest eader who with the aid only
of his wife and small son about big pint OF cider
has carved home and paying farm OF the wilderness
at 2sH miles the volcano road Kretchzmar invites the
world to and eat Strawberries at his expense just
an advertisement.
! Now call that Twentieth Century Up-to-dateness
| How do know all this about Kretchzmarg Why from
the best of authorityfrom Krecthzmar himself Here
the letter he has written the IIlo Board of Tradethe
live organization which zip and fire from the volcano
upon the foothills of which and Kretehzmar roost and
have their being
To --
volcano Road 2sH NJ, July T. 1913.
dear Sr:-With great interest have read about the
healthy proposition the lo Board of Trade has talked to
attract tourist travel.
MAY humbly suggest that in connection with this L
would like all to the Island to invite them TO-
my strawberry gardens and let them their full of deli
eous fresh Strawberries Since they bearing pretty
y all the year round believe people would enjoy this picnic
The benefit would desire is from the free advertisement
would get May ask you, dear sir to suggest this idea
the honorable Board of Trade?
] Most sincerely yours very truly
''(Signed) GUST. KRETCIIZMAR"
There you are! Strawberries for the mllion Come
come al-co and freely Strawberries Just for an
adj; and what's hear that Kretczmar has made so
much out of his Strawberries with and spring chick
ems on the side that he has bought himself automoby
goat.
Shades of Misery Now. what do you think of that
| Where S Kelsey-Kesey of Iamakua - fearful Kelsey
who sobs every he hears of homesteader
Kelsey who knows that every small farmer predesned
and foreordaned to bust from the eay days before
lie is born cen Kelsey himself busted Where OH where
Go up thou sobul and hang Kretczmar front
fence-he front fence of Strawberry Grove" at 2SH
miles the Volcano road and feast your weeping eyes
Krechznars strawberries Strawberries from which he is
making honest lvingso many Strawberries that he is
giving them away just ad-Feast your fearful
Kelsey and snuff the smell of gasoline it escapes from
the automobile which he has bought with strawberries
Snuff snuff and snuff again. Kelsey for here's another
cessiu small farmer add TO the blacklist fifteen at Wal
punae who spend $4,000 a year the store Of Moses
Moses Of Laupahoehoe.
/ And meanwhile, here's to Kretchzmar Kretchzmar of
2SN miles the Volcano road retchmar the strawberry
| King -kretclzmar the upto-date advertiser.
Meanwhile drop him order for Strawberries -postoice
address, 'Volcano House Hawaii
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Debate in the Senate.
If has time to search for it, humor be dug of
the Congressional Record declared to be the edited
daily in the United States In the last file
lulu for instance recorded the great debate
Jones clerk. Jones the honorable from Wash
ington and for q week le carried libuster
TO compel the government to supply him with additional
clerk He pescred the senate about it made long
the greatness of the State of Washington the Monroe
Doctrine and the combination of coors in the Flag always
ending mp by reminding the that he wanted that
clerk and intended to keep making speeches until got
him Finally the clerk got the nervcS Of Williams OF
Mississippi who arose and remarked: al