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El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-09-11

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pagar una licencia de licor cuando las
rbebidasp on vendidas para nineuna
ganancia individual? Puede INA. orea,
nizaci6n social & frafernal vender II.
cor soiamente q miembros Y 4 ans
l~huespedes. ser clasfficadas como uns
centina Ia cual yende 4 cualouier hom
I bre cue &c arrima sediento y con II
precio de apagay IA sedg
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en viata AZ q acc,6n ", ocnas,,s ~
fciudad 81 Il 5,,rta Il su,xw.s,ss SaSs
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tarra,sa .verd;ardc
cantidadas da meros MI &c. ua,a
nes \ menos oua ma docara ~ hots
IN. uas-s.s - 800 !.
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das
.1an1a l0c.oio ~ primer iec'
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~ accioh ~ conclllo rue 81 asun'
~ 0e conversation tod el
GA el Jueves pasado en- vista de Ia pre-
sencia aqui DC Ia L6gia de los Elks y
gel Ciup de Santa re.
81 "a es pasada podra ha.
cerse vaier? Cuando Sc pregunt6
acerca gel asunto FL procurador gene
rai de Nuevo Mexico, Frank w. Clan.
cy, admiti0 que hay campo para mu.
enc argumento sopre 81 asunto. El
piocurador general NO 10 cree, no obs
tante, W p materia de ciudad de
esta clase venga ante Ell por n OPT
mon.
Hombres prominentes de los clubs
dijeron que organizaciones locales tie
men que insistir sobre la 'botella in
~diyiduar' en- 6rden de hacer tai orde-
nanza "invalida."
Otros hombres de clubes dijeron
nerviosamente: I'll sistema de Ia bo.
tella individual hace la bebida meg
clada impossible Y 10 que es mas de-
seable como una bebida que una bebi-
da m~ezclada?"
Los cantineros Sc Divierten.
Los cantineros parecieron divertir-
Sc b~astante Ia noche de la junta por la
CONSERVATION que fu6 causada "oui.
nientos pesos de licencia de un club
es mucho?' pregunt6 uno. 'sPor que,
deberian haberIa puesto en- $1,000.
Los clubs estan hacienda mucho ne.
gocio en- 10 que concierne a apagar la
sed.s
A la sorpresa y delicia de I'm MEM
bro de las ''madres de la ciudadv
seioras prominentes de Santa Fe-|
quien apareci6 ante Ell concilio la no
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-09-11


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Etcnasao aess'iAos Sueeo -
yqp senors muy NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. A.
susoor1' pres'oen3e oel cuerpo ae oa'
z i.
Sinoeras oraesas--Ei !. Eoitor .qei'
Npeyo Mexicano extienae POT meoio
49, estas ilineas sus mas sinceras gsar
Iclas 4 nuestro estimaao am'so 2 III
Mieue Herrera p eHciente es'a1sso'
n0 y labrador "a Nampes POI 81 repie'
y ca1on de puenos y sanrosos AURA
nos aye ie regaioS en qias
Esto nos mace Greer iuera ~ toas ~
az que ~ heffefA posoe VINO ~
Q me1ores nuertos ,oe aEnoleS Aruta'
IN en- aque'ia pues ~ ca4ir
Gag oe iruta que cosecna pEueoas
~ nv ehc'enc,a cuAaRoo con ~
huerto' Los son az 7norAne
tAmeno Y ue un saDof uo''c'oso, ~
nlo comunmehte uicsh n es'1 tletis
s0ue Az poca ~ vueivs asua anees ~
o0merios' ESQ tanipaen Ha,a 49,
ltender 2 ios que ~ lSeo
Mexicanos poseen M cVnoclnllen'o ~
ia horticuisufA Y quo pu7ueM uosoo,HA
~ que oeseen' Vu"ii"o ~ u s. ! ~
cerio. Las'inna qu0 lu0. 81 poHu'
tos' pero ~ PIT eso u71anlos ~ M
|nocer que n caiino 9t1 4, 4,
aeseamop - ~. iAoit1ra wy p'v' 4
come y islic'uau7s - .ouoe 80
luelzos Y ~ coione IL 80 100 ~
exlpo'
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zsl' 3 eAc'eae1 as1sol IL, =
ioiTance, esta conteu'is'n ~. n@
r0iio - $3.50 $3.50
pfote 9 u'a 2 ~ o1ps,0.'
ore, 1912 en- y casa uOnuo ~ nsl
|nospeoados 8en - Sailo ~ oo'osuo
tx LILLY - ihaui0 $500 n
lesauo so1an uo una onApi.sa s"'uu
~ Sr, Saia@ar eS'a uhn con'n.O wv
no sape a. que runloo IA Sopia
viento' Los caeatios:
Iravesura en 2 rsrel> nec'en -
eoa;-Doh 1Sieo'as llcrrcia Y 0SpoSa
partleron IN su "a g poua' 81
oestlnacion slendo para Denser.
- soiamehte hesalon naSta hspanoia
AIN. ~ tren % deeuvo 10 minutes -
novio H. nova - apearon para salu'
~ a1su tio' 81 ~. a mauo Aucefo' ~
% pasar ounce Minueos ia ~
reJa pefmaneclo en- 10 casa oei 81
y 'ucero POI una semaha Y uesosresie
sO e santa re. ~ Sr. Lucero no los
.de3o lr-reso Tue todo. luvlmos una
vista ueilciosa de~touos modos, dljo
81 novio con una sonrisa muy aerada'
pie.
q. Conway Estuvo en Nenneoy
I'll Superlntendente conway estuvo
en- hennedy 81 lIunes Y aprio \ e.
cneia coma ara. Eieahor Y. AiHeida'
como maestra- "a casa az eS
nueVa' naDlendo $40 constru.oa esea
prlmavera. Asien1o y < equi
po huevo nan sAno opeeniuos' Y 81 su-
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-09-11
'jER0nE ENCARCELADo BuO
I CARGO q JvGlR

Ee ARHEoTApo PoRQuE JuGc
CON Los REPoHTApoREe wv
THAW cjTApo "a MoNTHEAL-
THAW MEGA SER ~ cAueA
pom ~ ARnEeTo PA JEHoME.
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Wa'i'Am 5avef enc1rcoA1
Ro por ju1ar Thaw ordenhdo de sel
reportado. y una 0rden de- detenci6r
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~ ereh especial, ~ dlce, Iue nc
ilsto esta tarde para lievar a los aDo-
ssdos ae montreal de ihaw e Coat
Icook para servir ei auto ~ custodio
" ihaW All. III Juez Geryals esta
81 ~ corte gel panco del rey.
~ ~. Laramie parti0 para Coati-
ccoK Q tren especlai est tarde Lie
Va conslgo ~ Vto expedido POT 81
Juez Gervais
Ia razon tomada' &c dice, es que
nav no es IN lnmigrante en- 81 yerda-
zero sentioo q 10 paiaDra.
por TELEGRAPH.
o~oaticooK, Cue, sept. 6.--Avisos tes
iograncos Iueron servidos a las auto
rluades &c Immigration aqui hoy que
"A Juez Gervais de Ia corte dc apelar
ticnes en- Montreal habia concedido
auto de haDeas corpus y ma drden
Ge aeteniendo cualquier mo-
simlehto lnmedlaIo con referencla a
deportacion &c Harry Is. Thaw. FL
auto mlsmo era mandado en- apuro
esta tarde POI tren especial.
por 70 production dc Thaw en-
L. IT, ~ 49, H b
corte en- Montreal.
III prosecutor Hanson anuncio esta
lafde que Jerome seria arrestado en-
c~nalquier tempo que q atentara salir
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-09-11
Nuexo secretario PRINCIPAL.

NueVo SecfctarIo FrFHctpaI.
c. +. Kanen. anteriormente asisten.
to secretario del estado, tonic ell Mier
coles sus nuevos deberes como secres
tario principal por Ell ~ingeniero de es
tado.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-09-11
|DELGAD0 P0R MUCH0S AMOS
CANA u LIBRAS EN23 DIASv
= Ezpsrieaeia Notable Dbl s.. r. Cssu.a
Reeonstituye slPeso Observation-Disclosures,

IVA salrd fu6. complctsmente miserable,
escf.ne e! ". e Gagnon. ss1uve que renuncial
q, frsDslo. Pu6s estaba tan dSbifaue % podia
sss homSrs a aasvs. s sans y i Il sa1 sS h PsaSis ss.s
diss." manifesto 81 ST. W. D. Roberta NE
c 6 me syuda 4 trabajar con Intsrss y
ms ,c.ando % empeee con = sargol. pssaba .ss
pSSssado IA libras; ri sareol .es 81 mds mara
y'i,oso prapaTado para 2roducir earns, que
81 sS.I s. n ns S1st ahs:d ass'a sDu 3 81; ? 81 Martin s|t;m;. Z q
amos ne estado tornando medicines par4 IA in
Question fui mas deleado cada nfo. Tome 81
3 s 4 n POI 80 = Gas Y ahora me siento mas mejor
~ aumentado de $50 4 70iibras. 80
Cuando centenares de mujeres y caballefos..
Iau asn se q sncSsnt 4 s9a - { sos di q. bay nsy.s md 4:
essa tierra tan Erende. testiacan. voluntaria-
& m9nts 81 sumento De peso promediendo Do 10 4
debe confesar, senior. sehora ysenorita 1ectores
aeiEadoss que ticne ciieBer alGo en- egte n6todo
- SHrgoi. par9 aumentar eu peso. i
tigarIo, como miliares de PERSONA bar, hesSo
IMuchas personals delgadae dicen. ssYo esfsrfs
|contento & dar cualquier cosa para aunenfar
una I ecsa 20 po SG msd 4 pssG 4 c snrsst,s eIlSs c ss5s ns De
nads qae pueda sumentsr ri peso. III con.
iGiatI ~ ss sa as,s 3 sa 2sri sG1sdE a pr ~ mis . Y
81 Sargol be dado1 centensrss ds psrsonss
dSdss) muchss ii6rass a: ca csrns p pssms cs sSs
Va. no necesita tener creencia On 81 Sarroii
pala aunentar peso con su uso. I'd. soIamente
desspsrisnciss DC 18Th rs s0 incest eosa s ! ss snss:
Ronlendoso en- II proportion bonita y normsI
20; 6oma 81 peso a principle del tratamiento
= - ndai. , 81 platnlo de ls baIanza 10 diE6 u
ElSargois s Embellishments ssno ' salyo. Es
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-09-11
COMMUNICABLE.

Casa Salazar, N. Nj, Sept. 4, 1918.
ST. Editor del Nuevo Mexicano.
Santa re, m. M.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-09-11
Una csis Dc ! 50 esntsves ORC,

farn ayudarl cualquierle ctor del9ado probsy
cste Sra1miento facilmente, uuien per- ia Z
mas iiDras snenos de % que debe pesar. IL pro-
orc Cratis. 81 Ssrgof aumenfsr< 81 peso 4 ~
y "a unlca nancra en- que I'd. pucde sabsr esfo
re probarlo. Mande boy por este paquete de
pIuena: Cue g gratis. 8 incluyendo 10 cenfsvoe
oe lrenQueo, etc. etc. y nosotrcs 10 mandsre-
mes 81 Pssqueto regular de 50 osntavos orc.
The sa -soi Co., i0fScl Hssssiid 80 Bnii al es En- Z
hamton. N. Y, .. q. A.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Harm Rice and Lars Chistoffersen of
Audubon were in Brayton Monday and
purchased of Nels P. Hoegh, the bank
fixtures for the new Bank at Hamlin,
Mrs. Chris Hansen of Hamlin and
Miss Chistena Andersen of Colorado
were guests of Mrs. John Molgard a
part of last week.
Anton Juhl purchased a Ford runa-
bout of Hol Hansen of Extra Monday
having sold his old auto to Willie Fries
last week.
The dance at the Brayton hall Satur-
day night, drew large crowd. Phelps
orchestra of Atlantic furnished the
music.
Misses Kathleen Dimick and Gladys
Chamberlen spent Sunday with Beatrice
Creese near Audubon.
G. l.. Bison is now the owner of a
new Ford touring car, he purchased
the first of the week.
Hans Nelson has gone to Tyler,
Mimi. to look at land, with the in
tention of buying.
Mrs. Nora Beers of Fremont, Neb.,
was calling on relatives and friends in
Brayton Friday.
Coral Esbeck of Elkhorn was a guest
at the Bartlett home, Saturday and
Sunday.
Roscoe Koch returned Saturday from
visit with his uncle, Lafe Koob near
Anita.
Percy Hallock spent Monday night in
Atlantic with his father, |. p. Hallock.
Richard Powers came up from At
lantic Monday and spent the day.
Miss Grace PARROT was caller in
Extra between trains Monday.
Albert Bintner was business caller
in Atlantic one day last week.
Amelia Andersen visited with friends
in Atlantic last Wednesday.
Brayton is figuring on having a gala
day on Saturday June H.
Anton Juhl had business calling him
to Atlantic last Thursday.
T. Thomas went to Audubon on bust
ness Saturday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
BRAYraN AND oAkFIELp

The following was taken from Ia
coma, Wash, paper and tells of the sud-
den death of Soren Jensen, father of
j. f. Jensen of Brayton, and at one
time resident of Elk Horn, La.
Seized with violent fit of coughing
at lao D. m. May 8, Soren Jensen
aged 6o, living at AIS N. 18th st. Ia
coma, Wash, aroused tho members of
his family, who fastened to his bed
side, but in 10 minutes he died. He
was the father of Is children all grown
to manhood and womanhood All the
IL sons are in creditable employment
in 10 different vocations.
MIR. Jensen had been seriously i'll
about two months ago but appeared to
have fully recovered. He was a native
OF Denmark and was married there, the
family coming to the U. s. about 30
years ago. Mr.. Jensen engaged in the
milling business in MINI. and Ia, un-
til his removal to Vancouver, B. G. in
1902, where he was in the real estate
business coming TO Tacoma three years
ago. Besides his widow, Mrs. Mar
geret Jensen II sons and A daughters
survive him. They are ]. F. Jensen
grocer, Brayton, Iowa, Mrs. Anna
Christensen, Tacoma, DR.. j. Jensen
Cedar Falls, La, Walter Jensen, New
Orleans. La, Miss Helen Jensen at
home, Axel f. Jensen manager of lum-
Der yard Sioux City, Iowa, Viggo Jen-
sen painter. Tacoma, Mrs. Mathilda
Petersen Tacoma, G. A. Jensen loco
motive engineer Vancouver, B. c., Ed
ward Jensen insurance agent Tacoma,
Mrs. Elizabeth Gould Aberdeen, Wash,
August Jensen, barber st Paul, Mimi,
Thorwald Jensen, painter Tacoma,
Harold Jensen, carpenter, Vancouver,
B. G., John Jensen with Virges Drug
company" Tacoma.
VIM. Thompson, who has been station
agent here for the past two years, left
Saturday for Buffalo, II. Y. for an in
definite stay. L. s. Drew of Hamlin
is now in charge of affairs at the de-
pot.
Mrs. Will Essington and children re-
turned TO her home near Atlantic Sun
day after pleasant visit with her hus
bands parents, 7. j Essington and
wife.
George Kellogg of Audubon was de-
tanned in Brayton all day Thursday on
account of the high water the train not
being able to make the run until even
ing.
Mrs. Ralph Goodwin of Wiota visited
last week with her mother, Mrs. ID. B.
Beers.
L. p. Rasmussen and family spent
Friday night in Atlantic with friends
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

The railroad bridge that was washed
out the night of the flood is now fixed
up and also the tracks are put back in
place so that it is possible for trains to
run.
Mrs Glenn McLachlin and Mrs. Fred
Hasty who live at Omaha came the first
of the week to visit with the latters
parents, Geo, McLachlin and wife.
Mrs Maggie Wilson's daughter, Mrs.
Audubon Shelley and son Wayne.
spent Sunday with her returning to
their home near Ross Monday.
viii Lacy and father who are staying
at the Soldiers home at Marshalltown
came home Thursday. Mr.. Lacy will
return to Marshalltown soon.
Mrs. A. G. McMullon is quite sick at
this writing with appendicitis. We all
hope she will soon recover.
Rev McVey's son who has been work
ing in Manning came Thursday to work
at the Pete Hansen home.
The Markleys are now enjoying their
freedom after being quarentened several
weeks with scarlet fever.
Mrs. E. G. Rice and son Homer, went
to Audubon Saturday to visit with her
mother.
On account of the Northwestern train
not running it makes news somewhat
scarce.
Mrs. Ross Higgins and Mrs. 8. G.
Higgens were Manning shoppers Tues
day.
Lily Wolfe who has been working in
Manning returned home Saturday.
Chat Dustin and family spent Sunday
at the John Cameron home.
Frank Gray is improving his barn by
giving it coat of paint
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
Splendid Farm For Sale.

/ have for sale 400 acres within z
miles of one of the best towns in south
western Iowa. This is all pillow land. ex-
cept 20 acres. has three sets of improve
ments. and the fartherest one away
from school is only three quarters of
mile The price is 500 per acre, and
has loan of $4,000 that runs five
years from this spring For further in
formation see E. H. Jacobsen. agent.
Audubon, Iowa. A second mortgage
can be carried back on this farm If de-
sired. 20tf
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
GRAY.
OBITUARY OF Mr.. DENNEY

OblIOAhh Or NIX. OENNE1
Isaiah Denney was born in Washing
ton county, Ind, August LIST, 1884 and
died in Audubon county, Iowa, May
18th, 1912, aged ~ years. 8 months and
IL days. Mr.. Denney came to this state
with his parents in 1852 settling in
lama county, afterwards he moved to
Marshall county, and later to Crawford
county, IA years ago he. came TO this
neighborhood where he has made his
home since.
In 1858 he was married to Catherine
Ferguson who departed this life eight
years ago. To this union twelve chill
dren were born, only four of whom
are living; Mrs Bell Yonl1er, of Shen-
andoah; Joe Denney, of Anita; Bert, of
Botna; and Mrs. Anna Meike. Mr..
Denney was converted at the age of "a
and united with the Christian church
at Trimbe Creek in Marshall county
where his membership remained until
the day of his death
He leaves TO mourn him two brothers,
one sister, two daughters, two sons,
eighteen grand children, four great
grandchildren together with many
other relatives and friends whose hearts
are saddened because he is gone. Fun
eral services were held at the home of
his daughter, Mrs. Fred Meike where
he has been making his home for the
last six years. Interment was made in
Cameron Center cemetery.
The commencement exercises of the
Gray High School will be held in the
M. w. A. hall Thursday evening May
goth, 1913 The members of the gradu-
alton class consist of Misses Adelphia
Rogers, Ellen Neitzel and Gladys Nc
Laughlin, Messrs Floyd Coppersmith
and Biddy Schroeder. The program is
as follows:
Piano Duet -Holtz
Mrs. Farrell and Miss Shaffer
Invocation ------- Rev. McNey
Lonely Rose------ Phys. Herbert
Misses Delaney, Shaffer, Mr.. Linn
Address .-.------- Rev. j. II. Freedline
The Isle O'Dreams -Olcott
Miss Delaney
Glass Prophecy Ellen NeitZel
Glass Poem Bismarck Schroeder
Farewell ---- w 0lganu
Glass of 10
Presentation of Diplomas.
The Harvest Moon is Shining Herbert
Misses Delaney. Shaffer, Messrs
Farrell, Linn
Baccalaurette sermon held in the M.
w. A. hall Sunday evening, May 25th
conducted by Rev. McVey. Special
music prepared.
Mrs. Elmer Audas was in Manning
Monday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
Eses For Matching.

Indian Runer ducks zoe for 10, $1.26
for 30. White Wyandotts 75c for Is or
81 for 100 Buff Orpingtons 75c for IS
or 81 for 100. Phone 9A2-11.
179d Dreher Bros, Audubon, la.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

IL will soon be warm enough for the
annual crop of loafers to gather in the
shade and discuss the shortage of work.
and what the people ought TO do for
the town, We don't know what they
will say after the main streets have
been oiled.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

The old injunction, PAY as You 60, ,
is better read, PAY before you go"
Too many persons do not count the
cost of dancing until the piper puts in
his bill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

After having shown by the perform
ance of visiting team last year that
they are capable OF very good quality
of base ball, the Japanese naturally
can't understand why Americans should
regard them as an inferior race.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Its bad enough for couple to go
buggy riding after supper and in the
dusk of the evening, but it takes lot
of nerve for couple not being used to
each others company to go buggy rid
ing in broad day light.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Audubon has young lady who
couldn't do anything else to attract at
tention, so she pasted piece of black
court plaster on her face. The expert
ment worked fine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Some men can carry $500 around and
pay no attention to it, But IL some
other fellows get hold of IS bill they
have to get drunk, and they don't al
ways wait for the 4th of July either.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Love is a queer feeling that makes a
sensible girl long to work for her board
and clothes just to get to live in the
same house with big mutt who chews
tobacco and eats raw onions.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

A woman can get man six ash re-
ceivers and three cuspidors and place
them around him when he is smoking
All of the ashes that don't stick to his
pants and vest will be found on the
floor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

One of our physicians declares that
vegetables and exercise will cure
spring fever" But some fellows would
rather endure spring fever than take
exercise enough to raise the vegetables.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Don't get fat-headed. You know
how hard it is for other people to fool
you. Well. always remember that it is
just as hard for you to fool other PEG.
pie.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

When woman can't find any excuse
for keeping her husband waiting she
gets ready ahead of time, so she can
sit around and urge him to to hurry up.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

The law recognizes the husband as
the head of the household. But what
does woman know about law2
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

The Audubon advocate editor remind
one of the barn yard turkey COOLERS
Every time he hears the gate clicket he
starts his cula cula cula. Spencer's
squibs are about as intelligent as the
cula cula cula of the gobler and is nm.
derstood by no one but himself.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Most small boys win testify that the
first chew or the first pull at a pipe
causes quite number of personal ills.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Strange, but woman places as much
faith in little hook and eve as a man
does in bunch of buttons.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

They are wearing stockings so thin
that you can see the veins through the
mesh. Yet it would be awfully i'm
modest to go out without stockings.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

If a woman knew she was going to
have smallpox next Wednesday she
would begin to run baby ribbon
drought her night-gowns.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

A man who is too smart to buy a
gold brick win always fall for a bundle
of excelsior, powder and Chinese hair.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
Heard on the Streets
OF THE TOWN
BY OUR BUSY, BUSY MAN

One half the world wonders how the
other half digs up enough coin to own
automobiles.
Ambition is pretty good stuff, but it
takes three or four children to make a
man stick to job.
An Audubon lady has never stopped TO
figure out why Nature gave her two
ears and only one mouth.
Strange, but woman places as much
faith in a little hook and eve as man
does in a bunch of buttons.
The law recognizes the husband as
the head of the household. But what
does woman know about law2
Most small boys win testify that the
first chew or the first pull at pipe
causes quite number of personal ills.
A man who is too smart to buy
gold brick win always fall for bundle
of excelsior, powder and Chinese hair.
The circuses have discovered some
remarkable freaks, but they have never
found man who could out-talk his
wife.
If woman knew she was going to
have smallpox next Wednesday she
would begin to run baby ribbon
drought her night-gowns.
They are wearing stockings so thin
that you can see the veins through the
mesh. Yet it would be awfully i'm
modest to go out without stockings.
When woman can't find any excuse
for keeping her husband waiting she
gets ready ahead of time, so she can
sit around and urge him to to hurry up.
Don't get fat-headed You know
how hard it is for other people to fool
you. Well. always remember that it is
just as hard for you to fool other peo.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

The circuses have discovered some
remarkable freaks, but they have never
found man who could out-talk his
wife.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

An Audubon lady has never stopped to
figure out why Nature gave her two
ears and only one mouth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Ambition is pretty good stutf, but it
takes three or four children to make a
man stick to job.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Ever notice when duck lays an eggg
1t just waddles off and never says a
word. Ever notice when hen lays an
eggY Talk about cackle and noise
Everybody can hear it. Go TO grocery
store-l00 people will ask for hens
eggs and only one will buy a ducks
egg. Moral: 1t pays to advertise.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

One half the world wonders how the
other half digs up enough coin to own
automobiles.