Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-08-01

across twenty acre lot. The bull
frog booming in the glade will sound
his ponderous farewell, the farmland
loafing in the shade will listen for
the dinner bell, the summer man will
plight his troth to seven maidens in a
night, the ever-enterprising moth will
teach the little moths to bite, the
commonwealth will stand appalled, at
revelations by the way, and Col.
Mulhall will be called liar forty
times day.
Oh. woe is US that have diverged
To finding one another out,
And scarcely knew the while we
urged
Exposure what we were about
If everyone lets out the cat
The country will be so bereft
Within a very little that
It won't have any good men left.
The heights by statesmen reached
and kept were not attained by telling
all, but mostly while their country
slept with soft gumshoeing in the
hall. The ways of politics are vain,
and no one carrying light has ever
found it to his gain TO dissipate the
shades of night. AS well would one
turn on the Pintsch while in a
tunnel on a train, revealing what
it IS a. cinch will ordinarily OBJ.
tain. The hlushing bride, in
sweet despair for hubby having called
her dear, and the maiden lady redden-
ed where some drummer bit her on
the ear. It won't do. friends; with
out the mask we've all good cause to
be afraid, and a much more charit-
able task is keeping up the mas
querade.
At any rate, the tariff bill
And other matters of debate,
Will linger through the summer still
And help the hills reverberate.
The sugar man will sound laments
That boom and break against the
sky, ~
And the wool man, from his pasture
fence,
Will sing coronach and die
On Aug 8, 1892, Columbus sailed
the first time for America. He sight
ed land Oct. IL. He had labor trou.
bles on the way over, and lost great
deal of time. The Industrial Work.
ers of the World, who made up con.
siderable part of his crew, wanted tC
throw the Socialists overheard anC
have the new world to themselves,
and the socialists. in turn, wanted tC
throw the Democrats and Republican,
overheard and keep them from dis
covering where the others went
Columbus subsequently, made three
other voyages for the purpose o.
bringing the different parties ovel
separately. They all got here. /
is customary on Aug. 3 70 think ot
Columbus and the time he had.
The dog days will end on the 11th
after which dog bites will not have
to be Pasteurized. The 18th will bt
the anniversary of the birth of Napo
leon, from whom we bought an ex
teusiva piece of territory for Col
j RooseVeIt tn hunt in. The moon will
be full on the 18th. Until tie 23c
of August we shall be under the in
fuence of Leo the Lion. the fifth sigl
of the zodiac. People born unde
this sign are very smooth, and US
uaIly work for the National Manu-
facturers' Association. After th'
23d we shall be ander the infuenc,
of Virgo. the Virgin, the sixth sigl
of the zodiac. Virgo people ar
great purists, and have screene'
minds like Anthony Comstock. o.
Aug. 31st there will be partia
eclipse of the sun invisible in Anne
RIGA. but it will drive home from Eu
rope lot of people who ought to b
here helping Us settle the Mexica
problem.
And then September's breezes bles
| Will fan the tlotting Turk.
] And Col. Byran and the rest
II Will all 40 back to work.