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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-05-29
h. VOIGT
MANUFACTURING JEWELER
72b Seventh Street Northwest
BETWEEN C. and n.
WASHINGTON, D. C.
g9sgas} 9sR2saas

Everybody has some friend
whom they wish to make
happy. 1t may be mother
OF father. sister or brother. II
may be d wife. or Il may be a
sweetheart often them.
selves.
Our stock Of Jewelry and
Bric-d- Brac IS a complete.
Each piece has been carefully
selected and we feel satisfied
that a visit from you vii
bear us out that we have as
fine a selection as can be
found anywhere. Why not
give us a call.
Any article that you may
select will be laid aside and
delivered when wanted. Ex-
penenced clerks. Polite at
tention.
WATCHES, DIAMONDS, EN-
BLEMs RINGS, SILvERWARE
CLOCKS and BRoNzES, PRAYER
BOOKS and MEDALS.
725 18th Street, N. w. Washing
ton. d. O., is the place and the mao
to deal with is e. VOIGT.
Everyone who deals with Voigt is
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Nov. Fly.
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DENTAL NOTICE

/ will make my trips for this
Spring as follows:
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-05-29
AN .e1 IL Az
COMMISSION MERCHANT
Cor. Ia. Ave. & 10th St.,
Washington, D. c

For the sale OF all klndt OF Countr,
Produce. VIII give special attention IA
the filling of all orders for merchandise
Prompt rOtunrs.
REFRREEcKs--John II. Mitchell, Por.
Tobacco: Joseph II Key. Leonardtown,
Spencer G. Zones, Rockville, Il. N. vii.
son. ~ Wilson. Farmer s. Co, Balti.
more; National Bank OF Republic, Wash.
ington, ID g Jacob Warden, Berry.
vile Va.
Correspondence solicited with stock
shippers Write FOR market tin tags for
shipping Veal and LRmha. ALWAYS mail
and giving the number usah
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-05-29
EBb0fW9n0

Having received instruction al one @
,he lCst aohouls 10 the lilun aud been
granted diploma, ! am prepared Ia
EmbHlm and conduct iunerale ~ IN.
shurtce, notice give personal at,en.
tion to ail the details Of the busiueseI
Every thing 10 NY line warranted Ia be-
arst class aud up-to-date,
respectfully,
ErGRsE HALL.
Drag den. Md
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-05-29
w. p. d C. Railroad Time Table
SCHEDULE IN Expect MAY n. 1912.

SCHEDULE IN EXPECT MAY y. 1912.
Train leaves Mechanicsville at lao
p. NJ, arriving az Brandywine at $50
Pm Pope's Greek Line leaves Brandy.
wine at AIT. p. IA. Arrive In Baltimore
at 6 %, r. NJ and Washington at $40
Trains connecting with the Pope's Greek
Line at Bowie leave Washington>7 as,
NJ. Baltimore at z 80. An No Sun.
day trains to or from MechanicsyiIle.
Mail Stage leaves Leonardtown every
day, except Sunday, for Mechanicsville
at 7.30, A. NJ; leaves Mechanicsville for
Leonardtown as soon as mail il sorted,
not later than Pm.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-05-29
NOT Behind EUROPE
AmeriCan-TaiIored FroCks the
Best in the World.
Home Designers No Longer Rely on
Partisan Modlstes for ldeas-some
New Blouse Effects in the
Latest Coats.


to our own, since we create the de-
mand) be it said that in one depart
ment Of dress this country has forged
to the front with astonishing rapidity
When it comes to tailored frocks the
American woman need ask no odds OF
anyone Nowhere else can they be
found in so great variety, from the
severely simple suit. witE neverthe-
less unimpeachably good lines, to the
elaborate three-piece gown of genuine
artistic beauty Take them as a whole,
American-tailored frocks are the best
In the world
A curious proof Of this is found in
the fact that even the best New York
houses that make tailored suits for an
exclusive clientele, do not wait for
the Paris openings before submitting
their own spring models. At receEt
exhibition OF tailored designs by one
Of these establishments an inquiry for
q certain member OF the firm brought
this reply
Mise Blank? She is abroad now
to obtain the new models OF costumes
and gowns Tailored things? oh. she
will bring hack O few But" with a
satisfied smile America leads Eu.
rope IN tailormades now"
New eloucod Jackets.
Twenty or thirty new models being
produced Ia support OF this statement.
It viii be OF interest to describe their
salient features. Host conspicuous
among the coets we're those having
The upper part blouaad over the tight.
atting lower portion. This blouse went
into a seam several Inches below the
waist line, The seam being just GOV.
cred by the rulncss falling over It. The
skirt portion OF this jacket was round
ed abruptly away from the front In
tact, the cca, fastened only at the
bust and the rounding of began at
once. The plain lower part was quite
short and Cited very suugly. being alb
5olutoly Cat alI around.
The same Idea was repeated in
many yariulions. In i eeparafa coa,
for example. Of brirht green velours
De laine Dthc ng1 beiug in SQUARES I'm.
stead OF Tho most common gtrlpesl the
iightGtung part around the hips was
not more than at.f. inches deem This
coat was NOT cut away b. front The
eightnch l9Wor rr., buttoped snugIy
around Dec Hps with Two large white
pearl buttons
II WAS GOOD frsf IN The s,v,o .,
Tho Macliuac Hrlate 20 y,ruIar Ias,
summer. sc m.t ths pnnnr no.,
bluuacd over ,bw hama srannd ~
him Itt. frt.us., fo. .q,,,tr,. 80
TO be el..r.a rr .n.., "a chit. go,
It win D. r..n. a.rb.,a morn NO.
tennis ara m a-vars mr. hy snaots
tors A -a..a -.,....
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wool al v,ra .,.rl.. -. -" 81" anu
sien i'll. .ttwu,... pao.t, ,,.' 'ue ue
not ba raf.h.g a., loss nj. ~ "oulo
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MY oIiAs8 up The eYer-burning
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-05-29
Nd. Del. & Va. Ry. Co.
POTOMAC RIVER LINE.
SCHEDULE
in Effect September "A. 1909.
THREE TRIPS WEEKLY.
-BRTwERN--m
BALTIMORE and WASHINGTON
BALTIMORE and WASHINGTON
Read Carefully Important changes have

Read Carefully important changes have
0een made.
Leave Baltimore, pier 8, Light street
wharf, weather permitting, az s p. m,
sveFy Monday, Wednesday and Satur-
day, for the following River Landings,
Alexandria and Washington.
Baltimore, y. m, Miller's, Brome's,
Porto Bello, Grason's, CoRn, a. m,
Bundick's, Lakes, Walnut Point, Cow
arts, Lewisetta, kinsale, Lodge, Mundy
Point, .Cintra, Pin'y Point, 10 a. m,
LeOnardtown, l2nUon, Abels, Cobrums,
Stones, Bushwood Lancaster ., 4 .. M,
riverside, Liverpool Point, Glymont,
Alexandria and Washington.
'stops only on Signal
Leave Washington, seventh 81. Wharf,
weather permltting,l y. m, every
Monday, Wednesday and Saturday for
the following hiser Landings and Balti-
more:
Washington, Alexandria, a.45 .. m,
GlymoeL, Liverpool Point, Riverside,
Busbwood, Lancaster, Cobrums, Stones,
leOnRrdtown, o a. IN, AbelPs, Piney
Point, 'CinIa, Lodge, 10 a. M, Mundy
Point, Kinsale, l2noon, Coan, Bundick .,
Lake,, walnut fOint, COwarts, Lewis
sta Miller's y. M, Grason's, 8 y. IN,
Brome's, Porto Belio, 6p m, Baltimore.
stops only on Signal.
Arriving Ia baltimore early Wednesday
friday and Monday Mornings.
SPECIAL NOTICE.
Toe Extra Steamer leaving Baltimore
~ saturday aud arriving on Tuesday
Is Withdrawn
Freight received daily 10 Baltimore
10 sailing days until 4 90 p. NJ
This time table shows the times which
STEAMERS may be expected To arrive at
aud depart from The several wharVes,
9ul u cir arrivals or departure at the
t,Wcs stated II not guaranteed, nor does
lac Company hold Itself responsib!e for
INV DELAY or any consequence - arising
be- spirom.
WILLARD THonPsON, General Manager
kEAHnuN a timAEs, Agent.
Telephone 90, Alexandria. Va.
5TEPHEEsos BIO. Agts.
Telephone TA6, Washington, u. G.
I. hURDoCE, Gen Fra. Htd ass. Agi
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-05-29
Al The Very Lowest Prices


IN ANY QUA NTITY.
We can supply you from a bu.
TO = car load
We keep large supply al
ways on hand
Honiton Rose, He'd Blisi
lrish Uobhlers, Early Ohioa
crown Jewels, Piueky Baltimore
Trust buster, White Bliss
Gray'E Mortgage Litter, AToostock Prize
Henderson, iogeo, Sir Waiter Raleigh
American Giants, White Elephant
state Maine, Pride OF the south
Carmen No, 3, Early Thorough breds
iiolginnos Prosperity, kRriy Northern
Early New Queen, Beauty Hebron
Clarka No. Extra Eariy Xxx Roaa
spaniding's No. 4 white Rose
Ensign Ragley, Early Long Six Weeks
Early Round Weeks, Rural New Workers
Green Mountains, Maggie Murphy
Empire state, Burbank Seeding
Early Harvest, Dakota Hose
Puritan or Polaris. Mccormack
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24

a man who was very misery hoard
ed up his stacks Of hay year after year
I'm the hope of making double the price
he was offered for them. A WELL
known hay and straw buyer in the dis
trict one day asked the price of a
stack An enormous sum was asked,
which the buyer accepted.
How about the terms of settle
ment2" asked the old miser
well, you see said the buyer my
terms are to settle when ! fetch the
last load away
That's bargain" said the miser
Shaping the others hand.
The old chap watched every load go
away except the last, and that the
buyer has never fetched yet
A young wife Sscenuy went into a
grocer's shop and addressed the grocer
thus.
81 bought three or four hams here
"A month or so ago, and they We're fine.
Have YOU any more of them? o.
Yes ma'am," replied the grocer.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
The Fuel of Love "a % BEATRICE FAIRFAX:

himself a martyr. He begins to regard
himself as eligible to the rewards OF
the early Christians because he gives
up ball game or a theater that his
| cooking stove fund may grow.
Feels Sorry For Self.
! He feels sorry for himself and the
first twinge of self pity a lover feels
is the first of many stabs at the heart
of the girl he loves.
/ He occasionally strays. The evenings
when he is not with her are no longer
| his most weary hours; they have be-
come his evenings off. He flies here
and there, and the engagement of
which he was at first so proud becOmeE
something to conceal because Of the
hampering influence 1t would have on
his relations with other girls.
The girl, with her head bent a little
lower over her embroidering and hem
stitching, continues to take such Joy
In anticipation of their future she
doesn't see that the face of the future
has changed. She has grown older. and
is losing the freshness of youth. When
he takes her out he is conscious that
she isn't as smartly attired as other
girls Man-like, he doesn't see the sac
rif1ce; he sees only the effect.
Loves a fire that needs renewal of
fresh beauty for it's fuel" She has
neglected the renewing of fuel in her
certainty that his love was lasting, and
realizes her folly only when the ashes
are dead and cold.
The tie that binds man TO an en-
gagement of marriage is as fragile as
gossamer, and when # is broken it
leaves him with no scars.
a girl Is bound by tie which her
love makes a cable. To the end Of her
days she will bear on her heart marks
of this painful lesson in mans fallibil-
ity when that enga cement is broken.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
Up-to-the-Minute Jokes

There are ten of those hams hang
ing up there now"
We'll II you're sure they're off the
same pig I'll take three Of them" re-
piled the young wife, meekly.
candidate for parliament at an
election, instead Of giving the old
adage Truth is mighty and will pre-
vail" in English, resorted to Latin, and
said; Magma est veritas ct preva-
lebit"
His opponent got the laugh on him
by saving that Magma and Veritas and
other foreigners, on whom the gentle
man depended for success, might pre-
vail a bit" but it would hf a mighty
small bit, as the ballot boxes would
show. Which they did.
DO you really love me- she wrote.
Referring to my last letter" ne
promptly replied you viii find that !
love you devotedly on page one. madly
on page three. and passionately on
pages four and five"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
Loves a fire that needs renewal
OF fresh beauty for It's fuel;
Loves wing moults when Gagged
and captured
only free he scars cnraptured.'
THOMAS CAMPBELL.

IN HE question is asked many times,
rs a long engagement fair to
the girl?'
II certainly is not. An engagement
of more than a years duration is as
trying on love as six months of mar
ried life, and more fatal.
A man and his wife in such short
time as six months accumulate a COM
munity of interests. They have a
home. and the home instinct is the
greatest anchor love knows There is
the hope of a family, the tie of their
early welded happiness; every self
denial the girl-wife makes has its re-
ward in something tangible.
II she is disappointed, she conceals
It in her pride She was wooed and
won. and is married to the man she
loved. These facts stand out as if
written in a splash of gold with which
she would cover every disappointment.
The engaged girl has nothing TO
sustain her in the waiting period Of a
long engagement but love and hope.
sturdy offsprngs Of her romance at
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
Novel Surprise
Party
n~OUNTRY life has both it< sd-
vantages and it's disadVan-

ln~oUNTRY life has both itS sd-
vantages and its disadVan-
tages," explained the man who
had tried It. You should know both
sides before giving up your bookkeep-
ing Job and buying farm.
zone of the main festivities in coun-
try life is the surprise party.
There are times when country peo-
pie get desperately hard up for enter
tainment. There may not have been
charfvari for a week. II may be. three
whole days until the next social at the
church Then it is that a surprise
party comes to the relief of the COM
munity. 800
Some defenseless neighbor IL sur
prised by everybody else and anything
will do for an excuse.
ION the appointed evening the gang
descends unheralded About $50 OF
them! Seventy-flve take possession Of
the parlor eighty -four get into the
dining room and the rest overflow into
the kitchen, the pantry, the bedrooms
and the cellar.
There are all kinds of amusements.
Eating is the main one. The prowl
committee takes possession Of the pan
try and cellar and draws on the hosts
for any necessaries. This is part OF
the surprise that the host and hostess
get.
Haul Out Garments.
Then there is a bevy OF gay young
things who amuse themselves going
through the clothes closets upstairs.
trying on tho various garments they
find there. When they are arrayed in
the funny old hats and other gar
ments they have found they appear in
the parlor This adds to the surprise
of the hosts They are expected to APP
plaud the Joke. especially If some one
falls and rips something badly.
Another good joke is to take the
parlor rug and give It a good shaking
amid the guests, thus creating a cloud
of dust that chokes and blinds them
BY bringing out the fact that there
is much dust IN the rug one Of the
best jokes of the evening Is perpe-
trated though the hostess may fall to
appreciate it.
Having fun with the family por-
traits in the album is another amuse-
ment. Comparin the hosts family
and ancestors to various members Of
the animal kingdom in considered
rather good
breaking the furniture is in the
nature of bon mot and adds zeSt TO
the festivities.
Keeping the old folks out of bed as
! long as possible is not much of a point
| gained. but IT helps little.
After having wrought all possible
havoc the guests tear themselves away
and proceed to wake up everybody
| along the road to their respective
| homes and especially to wake up all
the inmates of the home of each mem
Der as they deposit said member at
| his own threshold"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24

the beginning, but they soon begin to
weaken.
The days of their courtship were so
ideal neither the man nor the woman
sees a reason why they should not
continue, and they become engaged
with no immediate prospect of marry
ing.
Loves Him the More.
At first the sense Of proprietorship
which an engagement gives the man.
the JOY of knowing that she is his,
without the tOrmenting thought of pay
ing for her material wants, makes his
happiness complete. He spends his
evenings with her, and his little bank
account grows. On her part, with that
longing for a home which dominates
every good girl, she works feverishly
on dainty little household accessories,
putting in tiny little stitches with a
prayer Of thanksgiving that she has
the privilege.
These she puts in what girls call q
hope box" and she begins to take
more pride in her hope box" than in
her personal appearance.
She loves him all the more when he
does without a new suit that he may
add to his fund for their home: woman
like she takes it for granted that he
loves her just as much in last years
hat, knowing that the price Of a new
hat has increased her store Of house
hold linen.
The economy never grows irksome TO
her for the reason that woman's love
grows on its opportunities for sacrifice
and service, bur it pals on him. He
is neither married and enjoying
home, nor is he a free young man, at
liberty to come and go and spend
dollar as he chooses
1t Is easy for a man to make Of
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24

It's the wching hour of HE is taking
of HERor the hndredh in of
a grand sneakh
What should each of the
and Outw would
o
think o Discuss ourselves
he
something like MAIDEN
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
LOCAL POLICEMAN SAYS
"QUAKER" IS REMARKABLE

in the stomach He would blOat, his
heart would palpitate. belching spells
were frequent and he sometimes had
severe headaches Some foods would
not agree with him at ALL and he
had 10 be very careful what he ate at
all times He had a tired, languid,
dOn't-Care feeling nearly all the time,
He was at a sanitarium for over four
weeks, but left that institution in 6
bad d shape as before he went into
IT. He continued 70 suffer with all
the distresSes. He commenced a
treatment Of the Quaker Herb Elk
tract. After a few weeks he saw
that he was getting real. curative
results. which caused him to continue
the treatment. and, after taking six
bottles. about ten weeks treatment,
ne is a well man Ask him what
has made him a different person
physically. and he viii cheerfully tel
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24

you at any time, for he, like many
hundreds of people who have been
benefited here in Atlanta by the
Quaker Remedies. Is grateful for the
work done in his case, and is will
ing TO let other sufferers know the
cause of his cure. And don't forget,
If you suffer with any branch Of
stomach, liver, kidney, bladder and
blood troubles, catarrh, rheumatism,
indigestion, worms, ETC., you certain
ly could not remain skeptical after
seeing all this grand work done by
a remedy right here in your own
city.
Call to-day at Coursey & Munn's
Drug Store, % Marietta street. for
the wonderful Quaker Herb Extract.
for $500. 3 for $3.50, S1.00 single
bottle, because they always keep
fresh supply. We prepay express
charges on all orders Of $500 or over.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
| little Bobbiie' S
Pa
~ WILLIAM F. KIRK.

All going to the club tonite. sed
pa his morning wen he went
sUav from the house.
vou aren't, sed Ma. have cum
f.- tonite; my aunt Is cumming
4 rom Schley county. 1t is the one
I nan newer had a chanst TO meet
L. has toald all her trends that
4 Is going for to meet you.
I s,ert cair If you have a unkel cum
4 here from Gilmer county. sed Pa
4 !, going to the club. The Mems
!. cue is going to have a meeting &
4 Do Uether II mite not be better,
4 all 20 let the wimmen vote. Bless
10 see~ harts, sed Pa, why shuddeHt
/. vote if thay want to?
4 saz Ma. II that is the case, you
(. On 70 the club. l thought maybe
4 Won had a idee that you cud go
he club 20 play bilyards or poker or
Il o NJ those horrid gains that talks
m~e sleep away from you & the
sr-v that l need so bad for new
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
No Expert.

Ifa horny-handed son OF toll who
just inherited a fortune went to
q manicure.
Can you do anything with these,
Iam?' he asked, exhibiting his
Ids.
Yes. sir" she said, after you've
be to a surgeon and had those cracks
tened up, l don't NEEDLE with jobs
i belong to the regular practition-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
Another Member of the Gin
est" Has Occasion to Test
Virtues of Quaker
Remedies.

And still they come Read this
case J. c. Swinuey. who lives at 50
Pearl street, has been on the police
force Of this city for over FIVE years.
For the past four of those five years
he has had "A severe stomach trouble
which has an times disabled him
completely. When ne ate a meal. no
matter hoW ght il was, he found
that Fl would lie like a load Of lead
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24

twenty-five useless delivering that last farewell
Candidate SOninIaw might himself that
He he always
showed that Preside of his real early the morning
And the girl having the who has been
something Are
thinking of asking the day?'
o. o friends.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
Righto!

rather asked little Andy, what's
leading wOman?'
ANY woman" replied father, who
Lmarried."
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
Goes to the Club.

Al Goes 10 Lue O1uD'
Pa went to the club & Mas aunt
& h. 10 dinner with US. I newer was
sch,ev county, but the scenry must
1 awfuI hoamly thare If 1t looks like
H. aunt
fbe first thing that she sed wen she
& h. in the room was, Ware is yure
&0and2
f. went TO the club tonite, sed Ma.
Mercy sed Mas aunt. wud jest
il TO see my husband go to a club.
I'm he does l will quit him. l always
IL 10 go half way with him about
airgs & be broad, but ne can't go on;
I mite q he has to work daytimes.
H. husband is a CRATE big child, sed
ii have to humor him a lot, es-
Il ulIy The day he gifts his pay, but
A. that it pays to be nice TO him.
II doesn't go to the club many mites. &
fke to think that he is getting lit
N reIaNashu He q his men trends
d going to vote tonite to desidc
ether or not wimmen shud vote, &
! sad that he thought wimmen had
perfeck rite 20 vote If thay wanted
Il the deer boy.
There Pa Was.
b.. then he is a deer boy. sed Ma 5
BIZ. Most Of the men in Schley
1brty thinks that a woman's place is
hoam, & thay do thare best to keep
u rhare. I am sorry now that yure
asoand isent at hoam. shud 50
Be- Ike to meet him.
wish my husband had cum down
Atlanta with me, so he cud meet a
Rn that has sum brains & under
Ending He sed that rather than see
\ wife vote he wud tie a milestone
tud her neck & throw her into deep
ttar He is awful crule sumtimes,
sn ne gifts to talking about voats for
inmen, but you bet that in our fam
Il ! am the captain & he Is the first
b. That is the way to git along
b yure husband. Teech him his
T.. My husbands place is at hoam.
\ Them Ma sent me oaver to the cor
h 10 git sum ice GREEN, & on the
] looked into the back room Of
4 bur.nnan's ware Pa goes lot. &
faw Pa thare with a happy looking
man. Thay was having "a CRATE
b.
suppose ! ought to be at hoam &
\ b entertain yure wife, Pa was say
! My wife thinks I am at the club
T. ha sed Pas friend, G. mine thinks
no tn Scbley county.
can't see why wimmen want to
tnay will git fooled anyhow
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-24
A Slight Difference

."h1-l suppose your wife still
PMS YOU are a trea sure2
"hHaIck-NO-a treasury.