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LIFE AND ITS CHANCES.

IRyHIE saving life at end wasting 1t at the
other is the rather melancholy uphot of the latest Health
Department figures Children have chance Of life
Adults have lees According to tables compiled 1879 child under
five years might expect live foryone That expecta
ticn increased TO ffytwo Even to thirty the
stance of further life has improved
But from forty adults die rapidly Mortality from
dses of heart kidneys stomach and liver have increased Eighty
nine cent Of avng before the twentieth
The and tear Of strenuous life much transportation
too little exercise too much and drink As he
report puts it, "he adult of the present generation travelling
too fast for his health Rapidly Of living but end
dying Never there greater need from health stand
point Of moderation all things by the inhabitants of city
Z. To-day it the Health Department warning that
uandeMng health Yesterday it the Comptroller telling
that are spending than available credit us
d" We eat too MUCH drink much spend too much
work too hard get it, late nights build too
theatres code muscles too much draw too heavily all
Ssf funds And alive and happy II took dose Of
moderation should probably swallow too much and perish
~<>-
So The "cubiS coektaE~ the hightalw
arrivals
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Observation-Disclosures

DO they send them c. o. Dr." asked
Mrs. Jar. We'll. II l had a charge
account I might risk II and buy some.
But after my poor mother'a awful ex.
perience and after the way I aw Il,
worried Mr.. Pewters I made up my
'n'hd ia never dabble In Wall street,
as the papers call It. But how can you
daoble in street that hasn't any wa
ter In it?"
ON, hasn't IT." retorted Mr.. Jarr
Sill good deal OF the water has
oeen squeezed out, and II il a fact that
good securities are to be had at bar.
gains these days"
you 20 buy all you wish to-" re-
piled Mrs. Jsrr firmly. But I have
lost my faith. and do not wish 10
have another experience rghtinx the
interests. Poor Mr.. Pewters! They
ruined him. And yet how Generous he
was Both times mamma bought stock
land the stock was beautifully en-
Sraved and her name written on Il in
a lovely business hand) he took us to
luncheon and he wasn't niggardly
about it either"
You won't buy any city bonds, then.
not having your financial adviser. Mr..
Pewters, at hand to recommend them -
asked Mr.. Jarr. Then look at this list
OF gilt edged stocks"--
Poor mammals stocks were stlt edged,
too" said Mrs. Jarr. land had a gilt
seal on them. No. the savings bank IL
good enough for me. One feels sure OF
ones money In the savings bank"
How much money have you got In
| these sound fduciary institutions?'
i've got eight dollars said Mrs.
Jarr And you needn't try to bor-
row any Of 1t either to buy your old
| city bonds"
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. |J%{Tg&SIn

zee OF the stock did double In ten
days. and mamma had to pay twenty
cents share for them instead OF ten
and Mr.. Pewters gave his personal guar
rantee that they were an investment
par excellence. I remember his exact
words: An investment par excellence. "
why didn't your mother sell her
stock7" asked Mr.. Jarr.
she was advised not to by Mr.. Pew.
ters," explained Mrs. Jarr. II remem.
her his exact words. the second time
We called Sell and repent. he said.
And when mamma did try to sell them.
contrary to Mr.. Pewters advice. nobody
would buy them. and when we went to
Mr. Pewters about II he said:
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Mrs. Jarr Wants Some City Bonds,
With Gilt Edges, Sent to Her c. o. D.

"'Ah. More devilish work OF the
Rockefeller and Morgan interests
And he burst into tears and asked
II we. could blame him. And he lett II
to us. he said. IL the shares had not
doubled In value. and II we did not be-
Iieve II he had q small allotment held
for his children he would part with NJ
double prices. just to prove his SINGER
ity."
And your mother has the sahron
Canine Mining Company stock YER
Eyes" said Mrs. Jarr. and Mr.. Pew
tiers said let II he a warning TO W not
to speculate-always to invest
Some OF the department stores are
selling city bonds" said Mr. Jarr.
The evening world., 1913-05-24
THE MAN IN UNIFORM.

NAN in uniform said: "Show your money" bewidcrcd
~ young Polish immigrant fresh from the gauntlet Of Ellis
Island officials meeky handed all he had in the world
and it The uniformed impostor.
Does the average American realize what ptuy mark
~ immigrant offers for clever enough himself
braid and brass buttons? For hundreds Of thousands Of
pean peasants their earliest childhood Authority by
~ gold lace They bow before it, They obey nstnctve i'm
lIciy abccty few years rascal Of German shoemaker
ed forth in captains uniform, picked mp squad Of soldiers in
TIE Streets marched them all unuspecng to the town hall and
there cooy annexed the cash box The whole world laughed
For he fooled his superos and hs countmen their
famliar ground.
What pathetic victim N" other hand than ignorant
young en swed BY the formidable fomaes Of entering this
tree country for the first time who submisvey does told
before "a in uniform"
Our Government presents terrible and awcnspirng
authority to trembling ought to be able decsny
protect them from mposo wearing it, badges least up to
~ time the arrivals clear Of Ellis Island.
iced the park squirrels peanuts says Commissioner
nal 'em the
The evening world., 1913-05-24
Aga inst the Rules.

" y1LLiAM. Who VAS VISITING he uncle near
w Gr-snwood avenue. sTsnt one Sunday ~
teuoon admirns the beautiful wa.ss ard
scenic View In Mill CvsE Park.
Well, iaddie.'' auered his unes when the
boy vtunsd to the house. what did 70 see
10 the psrkt"
Some Of the most beautiful vistas ! ever saw. u
replied william.
"Ah. isddiss." cautioned the old gentleman.
'but 70 m,utna' pluck then; it's against tis
rules. "-Younutovn Telegram.
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TO READ TOMORROW.

III the world has still ready for romance particularly
when happens in res life above oil when concerns
rsal artist md s real model Penrhyn Stanaws the illus
~ ns s gil Of biz dreams in Ensnd, and he has let
- g. The whole story told by the two that have made he
oOd IN the Sunday World Magazine Among other
r for mornings reading Norsn. Megd IT, Describes how ii
- b gamble and lose 100000 and why the feeling" kept
- fsn ssr touns Gard sinDs Trzie Fngans, the actress
ous~ many thing, including Ire fact that she is "Cincnpa
despite SpsniA and . German husband; q doctor
ans bow wearing veil injuries wom.ns eyes; Ellie Kogsn
1a rsvoutou tails Of three yea nneng escape from
hn prison. resulting only in discovery and the knout the chow
with hi points and pedigree recalls the Admiral Dewey
hssdncd him to THE country fourteen years ago. and Bill The
0s Boy has recorded Of his daily dongs his friend
HI W0t
The evening world., 1913-05-24

After discussing the nrst necessity Of nndins mate
this Basdeker Of the tender passion Endorses tbs
method prescribed George Meredith for separating love
from infatuation
Have you found herr she quotes the question from
Meredith "A boy can't but . must reason In these
You know love from Its power Of per-
ssting and bearing delay Passion has not these
II love OF this II true and not OF
fancies. Il will light you clear enough"
In other words ascertain II genuine SUBJ
Ject 1t to sustained low temperaureput In the cold
vault Of absence, and II Is pretty
good specimen Of the real thing
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Mjllstones, Vampires and M0lluscs.


be a q .
knd did, wouldn't
unhappy msriages'
unhappy
a
for which falls In love with
dme the hair
a q catl
Of honor and per- humor'
IN
b,
looking
thing andof
remarked the Mere Man pung his Cigarette thouhsy
. anal
n a u
o o and
a
and Ideal"
corfDs"'
parasoL I'm MANS woman takes
shrea q intsuigsnss" ~ y
The evening world., 1913-05-24

tea set that belonged to Edmund sold for $50
thirty Six years ago brought sasoo Day before yes
tesday II realized 0,7So-News Item.
hold thM pace thirty years more and stick toRethe
n win fetch Z million hail.
The evening world., 1913-05-24
1915 Publishing The New World
She Describes "a Mans Woman"

EEHERE Ideal remarked The Mere Man indicating
" a o
end
o
do will
brains sHE dea and she shrugged her shoulders gn
AVERAGE the hastily
s
a
cent. stupi Is our
charming and
Umm interrupted the Rib cod and utterly minus brains
woman Now apprs'ns those the qualities
always"
q
in
and
Rib
Is
q word rs he a MAN""
be a
The evening world., 1913-05-24
The Loveseeker -
Some 'Kads IN Eeeland'' Relies Ear Easaaans and
keepino Hearts
By Nixola Creeley-Smith.

wcadD
nerestln
~ and
The evening world., 1913-05-24

You msy iesd the park squirrels peanuts says Commissioner
Stove. provided yos make ZEN give baek the shells
The evening world., 1913-05-24

Dist cocktail" ana the "Bryan highbalr' are new
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1913-03-26
Set flammcuOe SogitaS,
NntBaniel 6alutborne
4aa Can't be0
Geo. Sui. Stct
SGngicls portcn.
SEQ. Sui Stct.

5oron ct g~iaIfebus, bois ioGre @getrGsport par
beiot meo ipioie Sernoupper, itoO Ell tGt IonrmentrGngt
Menneifemangoe: ifg9geoe WtGno, flGote opltre 0nr'
Der, meo graa, ipiosplIleoe 9atte paa Sooeoerne, =
og 6it og Der Iigeiom lireet mo imellem benz, no9le
apin6er, iomme mco SoOeotei, andre ~barbooeoe.
aoor Renneifer grunOlagser en- Rp6pso, fan De
beopnoe meo olorig iaa lpe Saab % alorig iaa 9ooe
3oript getning al llifpIOs 90 Spfiali9beos %fori9tteoe
2ono, De ifal Dog mart Sinets baaroe 9irfeligbeo
forune til GrfenoeIie al, at De al bette famine Sono
neooenoigpiS mao uolGage ct Stpffe til alrfe9naro %
ct anoet til gpgge9runo ior Ell 5Gngiel. 5 Ooerens'
ienmeIie neo oenne 2ipetS ubsnberlige @rrnolop tor
man gaa no ira, at 9il9rimSiGorene Bolton bar rellt
gpens ferite 5Gneiel Gornbias a'obolog onltrent paa
famine 5io og al iomne @rilno, iom oa De onlogoe
Den isrlte gegropeIiesploos poa Siof Sobnions Serb
rilnot omfring bans egen @rao, Der %ioaleoes bleo oct
feaes @ibtpunft for ale De @rooiteoer, iom Den gomIe
airfeaaoro peo .aongefapeaet" 9ioens SOB fom til
at riimme. Oct cr alt 5alo iiftert NOT, at aaereoe
en- 1870 aar efter gpenS @rliuolG9gelie bar 3Gngs'
lets giulfe6us ipoeIige 0lGrfer al at babe OGret uoiat
for 9ino oq 8eir rum Eio, bpilfet biorog til at gioe
oct nlerfe, ~u6pggeli9e Srs ct enonu mere itiinfllelt
Qrqg. De iopre, rulne O~ernbeiag poo @getrasportetI
boboe ct Grpg of 9gI6e, iom intet moet Den npe
geroen; - LEGION alt boooe, Der ltoor 6orbinoelie
meo 0tiseerning 90 lloaoo, ion oct no, ionl ON oct
oIbrig boboe fenot til l%tneoom og 5riifbeo.
Meuem oenne basIiee 9poning 90 @ooens aere-
bane loo Der ct Stpffe @rsnioGr, itGrft tilgroet meo
gurrer o9 aIifens itrgt lltrlot, iom e~ienionligt fanot
DC rette 2iosoiIfoar Der oenne Sor6buno, boor W'en'
neifebeoens giftigite llfriiotplante, 8engslet, iaa bur-
tiat bar ifuot geiret. When neo Den enc Sioe al
Jqngslets snoeonesport, rooiGitet ioo at iige UNDER
bets S9rifel, too en- blo goienbuif, Der M Sum-
Moaneo bar npiten belt iffult UNDER ct gGlo al fine,
iarte 9lomiter, bet bar ret, icni oiloe ben bpoe buer
Sange. Der oros mo, oe boer %ososoeint, Der orog no
paa Den TbIte @onorinesfGro, al fin iorte, oufterioe
Sfsnbeo iom ct 9een pao, at Noturer ira ut Siertes
Gpb ifpnfer WaiIobeo oo Meopnf til bpert MenneIfe.
Soo mberIigt bar oct fsiet fig, at ON oenne Ho'
Ienbu5f er Wainoet enonu 2ine. Den, ON ben err font
men til at itao Der, blot foroi ben blep laot tilboee al
ben qamle. piIoe llrffoo, efer at DC pGloige @ge os
aprre par folonc, bpis Sfpeee Den f6rite pofieoe frert,
eaer ON ben, ion Der er sobe @rnnoe til at tro.
ipireoe OPP at Soroer, Der bpor ben frontiie anna
Srtdinion fatte fin Gca, ibet bun traaote inc isennern
Ganeslcts Nort, - bet ifaI pi lite fee for pift.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1913-03-26

Ell lille Slmo. Get bar grent % i~fDg9efulot og opline.
oes al ell lille ilaorenOe 99f. Der bar Ell moseroet
Sr9itamne, iom bar ialoet lige ueo 0ens 9re0 oe Dan.
neoe ct mogeIigt Sp6e. Wloonen faIteoe fine StrooIer
paa 8anoilooen bit o9 Der, ot iom 9Gffen risleoe neO
imeIIem De leprige @rene. Get bar en- pnoig gIet, og
g1orp iatte fig neo, io1n for at ianIe line 1anfer. 81.
Ter at babe taget en- aoiit op og leget ct gieblif meo Den
/ 9an0et, begpnote bun;
Oct bar n%laaife rteget natlrligt al Gem Setter,
at De iao6e oct, noor Sc tGnfte BET; men ieg frnoe
life babe %forrtooet, at De pil6e tpnfe %iaaleoeS."
Set ifiiloe bare mig fart at erfore, boao oct er,
De inener," iogoe @iliam Ell tnalmooig %reiigneret
Cone.
% ieo gIefite, at ieg life bar fortoIt Gem oct"
ioareoe bun oe ifeo lin Sat tiIbooe ion en-, Der beIaoer
ig paa OF orete en- Gag %grinoiot. o0ian bar iagt
mig, Setter, at De bar toIt 0 M mine 0lonerer inloo
Gem ioni ~friere, ionl mere paotrqn9enoe emo De
buroe bore. 90 M fer Qe,~ ~tilfgieoe bun meo Ipnenoe
Zine, ut oct iut life bar ioa ganIfe let at fomme no
meo Sprooet; men iea %beopnote meo at bpre o%prigtig,
og oct bill iea ogioa bore M, for at 6e1oge mig ielo.~
3ertil Ipnreoe g9iaiam iilnpelt BEN:
vSbem bar iortolt Gem bette. Marp2"
yaPin 8ante.@
oSogoe bun, ieg bao0e ioet oct til benoe?@
ga; % ieo bar life iaa meget imoo, at 3e Iogoe
oct, iont at DC tGnfte oct; for 3e oeo. ieg paatrQngte
mig life Ceres 0pn9rfombeo; oct bar Gem, Der ibgte
nit @efenotitab % uonot min 8ortroligbe0 og ioo
ifuIoe netop De, &c frelnior onore tonfe iaaleoes ON
migl"
Seq oar oIorio tanft i%noIeoeS, Norp," idgoe
@iaiom roligt.
Seller life ioat oet2"
ralOro. Seq ifuloe tro, &c maotte 6aoe pioft
oct, MarD@
,92cn -
,gfeu." aibreo Niaiom benoe meo 6oitbeo, ,Gonte
a6iaoiI bar ganife beiternt toget fell"
yghL oct oIaoer mig, io9oe 0loro Gettet oo itirreoe
neo @Gffen.
Gerpaa ino bun op meo ct narint 9lif.
% Sc mao 9eller alori9 tGnfe iaoleoes, Setter.
SEQ er %oOergi0en, oa ieg ptrer mig frit; men ieg bar al.
ORIG ment, oa er bis poa, at ieg olorio fan meme onoet
og mere, emo 6oa6 en- Seiter fan iiae.~
Or Dc bis pan, De oIoria fmloe aere oct, boiS
belle min 2pffe beroeoe oerpaa. Wlorn2"
Sun ben0te io ON % iaa bom mo Gniiatet. Spoo
bun Der ioa, meoferte Ell 6oron0ring. Sl1t reite fig
for at aoa oioere; ben0es Setter toa benoes Soano inc
un6er fin arn, og bette bnr Gn0en poo Den ferite oa
Den iiOite @lsioritaoelie, Der no9en Sinoe opitoo incl.
lem Dem.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1913-03-26

Yen oa ri finoer Den Der ueo SnO9angen til Dor
5ortGllin9, Der iuit toeer lin gegpnoeIie no fra oenne
ifGbneioangre Sort, bill Ri life un0laoe of pluffe en- al
oens 9lomIter, o9 9iOe ben til Dig, min 29ierl
Oct er nit Saob, at on poa Den 8an0ring, ni
MI ionmett bill tre0e, moa iinoe en- 9IomIt Zig oenne,
= en- 9GomIt, 6os miIoe 6orpeifpr fan ienoe fit 2gs-
itreif, Blot og nGniont, ben ober 5ortpIin9en ON
Spn6 og Sorg / Menneifebierter.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
STATE ORGANIZATIONS.

Bricl<layers' and Masons' InternntionaI al
NJ II. Leonard, pres, Colo. Springs;
w. H. McCord. sec'y-treas., p. o. Box
176, Denver.
Colorado Anti Injunction League
Chris Duer, sec., 1884 w. Gath ave.
Meets 1st Sunday. Q p. M. 1855
Champa.
Colorado State Federation of Labor
John McLennan, pres; w. T. Hickey.
ec.-treas. Box 140s. Rooms 305-
German-American Trust Co. bldg,
Denver. Phone Main 4037.
Colorado State Plumbers' Association
]. E. Murrin. pres, 1000 S. Logan
ave, Denver; NJ Writenour, sec
treas. 1851 Washington st, Denver.
Phone York 2213.
Federation of Railway Employees Cd.
4 r. G. System)-Jesse Vetter. Sec,
$50 Kalamath St Meetings called.
International Association of Machinists
District Lodge No. 20 Cd. & r. G.
System)-Thomas Walsh, Sec, sos
Club bldg. Denver.
international Brotherhood of Electri-
cal WOrkersl - Centennial District
Council Of 3rd District. ]. A. Pearce.
Hamnett. sec. Victor. Colo.
State J0urneymen Barbers' Ascocia-
dOn-Thomas Arneil, pres, Victor;
Ed. Anderson, Sec. Bd. Trade bldg,
Pueblo; ]. E. Connolly. org. Club
bldg, Denver.
United Mine Workers of America, Dis
trict No. 15-Edward Doyle, Sec, 301
German-American Trust Co. bldg.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
LOCAL CENTRAL BODIES.

Allied Printing Trades CounciI-R.
II. Means, pres; Thomas p. Rodg-
Snamps 4st Mess s0x W. phSne
202 Quincy bldg.
Amusement Federation-A. II. Adding
ton, Secretary, p. o. Box 3O2. Meets
first Wednesday. IL a. m, T. NJ. A.
Hall, 1422 Curtis.
Ciapp. sec. Meet LIST and srd We'd
nesday. Carpenters hall. 1S47 Stout.
Cement Workers District Council
Meets Sd Monday. Building Trades
Club, 1871 Arapahoe.
Denver Building Trades Council-J.
bldg. Meets Carpenters' hall, 1s47
Stout st. Friday nights.
ing Trades Councii-Meets every day
except Saturday at II o'clock at
Building Trades Club. Club bldg.
Denver Trades and Labor A.sembIy-
secretary. Phone Main SOL. Box
lS12 Meet I'd and 4th Sundays. 1856
ers, Cooks and Wafters-E. ]. Lott.
sec. 316 Club bldg. Meets every
p, Friday at .i p m; room room sls Club bid bid.
rest. sec, % i75s cSampa st. Meets
every Monday, 3 p. m, Painters hall.
Denver Metni Trades CouncII-E. Wat
than; sec, 1928 Kalamath. Meet LIST
and Bird Tuesdays. 415 Club bldg.
Union Label League No. 1 of Denver
Hines, see treas, p; o. Box 1863
Meet LIST and Srd Fridays. s p. m.
w1man's Trade Union LeaEue1Mrs.
LIST and ard sunday afternoons.
Cooks hall, 3ls Club bldg.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
LOCAL UNIONS.

AmnIgnmnted Sheet Metal Workers
NJ. w. Burg. sec, 241 Grant ave.
Meets Monday evenings, room 3,
Building Trades Club. 173f Arapahoe.
AmsIE"m.ted ns sheet Metal worker. No
Meets End and 4th Monday night
202 Quincy bldg.
Bakery and Confectionery workers
Ray e, Lowderback. sec. and bus.
agt-. itis Larimer. Meet and and
Bakery and Confectionery Workers
No. Dos tJewish)-pavid Herman,
sec. 2639 w: Holden Pl Meets 2nd
and 4th Friday. 1924 w. Coifax.
barber. No: 2osI-John e. Connolly,
day in month. 5os club bldg. ~
Bartenders No. Sired Vessel. bus.
agt.. rm.. 316 Club bldg. Meets ev-
cry Sunday evening at Z o'clock at
31S Club bldg.
beer BottIers No. 5s-wm. Koch. sec.
office 432 Charles Bldg. Teleph one
Champa 1888; residence phone Gallup
27S7. Meet End and Ain Tuesdays.
1418 Larimer.
Beer Drivers. stnbIemen and Firemen
No. S6-Wm. Koch, sec. office 432
1888: residence phone Gallup 27S7.
Meet list and 3rd Saturdays. Building
Trades Club. 1881 Arapahoe.
Bindery Women No. 5s-Miss Matte
MondaS ses SEC o15cv 15t Psn5 sdk Meet i.t
sec, 5o2 Club bldg; Meets End
and 4th Wednesdays. sos Club bldg.
BBroadway; Meet End Tuesday. sc2
Na aps. e "nf Cot: ss: WorhsS- sssh
Howard place Meet Thursday, 1881
nth st.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
Advertising Pay. 100 Per Cent.

A Kansas man lost a five-dollar bill
and advertised for 1t. In day or two
a man appeared in his office. saying
that he had seen the advertisement.
and handed him the bill. In few
days the Kansas man was going
through his other" clothes and found
the original bill which he thought he
had lost. Notwithstanding the fact
that the events in this story may
sound suspicious. the lesson is OBJ
vious.-Kansas City Star.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
To Clean a Sponge.

For sponges that have become
Shiny. It is found by treating them In
the following manner makes them
good as new: Get basin. Hil II with
boiling water and little washing
soda. then put the sponge into this
and leave It for several hours When
this Is finished. rinse In plain hot wa
ter. afterwards rinsing In cold. Leave
the sponge In the cold water until you
are ready to use II again.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
Who Invented Chess,

The honor Of inventing chess has
been claimed by at least fourteen ma
tions, and variety Of famous per.
sons have been mentioned as solo In
ventor. ranging from Japhet and Shem
to King Solomon and Aristotle. 1t is.
however. generally agreed that Eu-
rope got the game from tho Arabic.
"checkmate" being a corruption OF
Shah mat" C'the king is dead").
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
Accounts rransferabIe.

A couple OF pickpockets had been
following rich-looking man for some
minutes. when they saw him enter =
lawyers office. What shall We do
now?" asked one. "Wait for the law.
YER" replied the other. He'll have
the swag and tho other follow the
empty pockets"
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
Excellent Preccpts,

II you would relish your food. labor
for It; II you would enjoy the raiment
pay for 1t before you wear it: II you
would sleep soundly. take clear con
science to bed with you.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
success In LooaIIzIno Crop.

The little seedless grapes which
furnish the so-called dried "currants"
exported from Greece in large guam.
titles and produced nowhere else in
the world are remarkable instance
of localizing Of an important crop In
a small district. The annual yield OF
these "currants' is over 1.200,000.00
pounds of fresh fruit, or about 1907
900 tons when dried.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
Straw vo,Ino Now,

What has become Of the old-fash-
ioned woman who used to put fresh
straw under the parlor carpet every
spring ?-Chicago Daily News.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
FIatterlng Epitaphs.

Charles Lamb. when n little boy.
walking in churchyard with his sis
ter, and reading the epitaphs. said to
her: MARY, where are all the
naughty people buried?'-Table Talk.
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
The Makinoa.

First Physician-"Can you make
anything out of the patients trouble?"
Second Ditto-'T think II we manage
right we can make about five hundred
apiece out of It..
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
What Bothered Him.

did your father ever raise his
hand to you. Billy" asked Tommy.
Hundreds of times" said Billy. But
1t wasn't that that bothered me.
Where l got stung was when he
brought 1t down"
United labor bulletin., 1913-12-27
NINE nescuers' Teicpnone.

A telephone designed for the use OF
mine rescuers whose heads are COW
cred with helmets while at work is op-
Grated by throat vibrations. the trans
mitter being held at the throat.
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INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS.

Western Federation of. Miners-Ernest
Mills, sec.-treas.. sos r. r. bldg,
Denver.
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Try Principe de Lees cigar for an
aftr-dinner smoke. Union made. Adv.
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Portland, Ore.-Under a ruling by
the state welfare commission. women
workers in Offices are limited to 81
hours toll a week and their months
wage must not be less than $40.
Those affected by the order are ste
nographers. bookkeepers. employees OF
motion picture houses. billing clerks
and comptometer operators.
San Francisco.-The United States
district court, sitting en- banc, upheld
the constitutionality of the state law
passed by the last legislature provid-
ing that women shall not work more
than eight hours day as nurses in
California hospitals
Reading, Pa-The tube mill of the
Reading Iron company has decided
upon nine hours instead of ten. and
works only five days a week instead OF
five and half. as formerly.
Indianapolis.-Eigh thousand cop.
les of the Carpenter are issued every
month. and distributed pro rata to
all the local unions
London, England.-British miners
urge cooperative action between un-
ions sympathetically involved in great
Industrial disputes.
London, England.-About onetwen-
tieth of the blast furnaces in the
United Kingdom are in the South
Wales district.
have increased the membership OF
their international union 2s per cent
In the last year.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-07-10

Tribune argues that the completion of
the canal will be practically coincident
with the four hundredth anniversary
Of the first crossing of the lsthmus by
European. This crossing was first
made by Balboa, who was the Euro
penn referred TO. Our New York con.
temporary further says: ''It would
have been felicitous, had it been prac-
ticable, to arrange for sending the first
vessel through from Colon to Balboa
on that exact date, ST. Michael's Day.
That being impossible, the next best
thing is to get to as near that date
as possible, and as near the centennial
year as can be done. The suggestion
is good one, and we believe it Will
commend itself with practical unani-
nifty to the American public.