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The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
Notice to Contractors.

Sealed bids or proposals Will be re-
ceived by the City Clerk at the City Hall.
Mtssoula Montana, till 10 o'clock a. M.
April End. 1913. for the City Sidewalk and
Curb Contract for the year 1913, in &C
c%ordance with the specifications now o
file in the City Engineers office, Mis-
soula, Montana.
A certified check on a Missoula bank
or a New York draft for 5000. 90, made
payable to the City Treasurer, to be for
feited to the City of Missoula in case the
successful bidder fails to enter into con-
tract at his bid price, must accompany
each bid.
The City Council reserves the right to
reject any and all bids.
w. II. SMITH,
City Clerk.
3-2-5-9-l2-16-23-26-30
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE

ASTORIA HAS A POPULATION OF
from 10000 to $4,000 people. The
great jetty which has been under
construction for ten years by the U.
5. government, will soon be COM
pleted allowing the largest of ocean,
going vessels to enter this port. The
Columbia river drains an empire
and it is the great waterway to the
ocean o three-fourths of Wash
lngton, Oregon and Idaho, and a
part of Montana. A great city is
sure to be built at Astoria. Present
values are low. The same condi-
lions 10Y prevail as at Vancouver,
b. c., ten years ago. Lots that
could then have been purchased for
800 are now often valued into the
tens of thousands. Buy a c~lose-in
slightly lot now at from $S5 to $3.50.
These lots are as close to the BUSH
ness part of Astoria as the Western
Montana FIGURING Co.'S elevator is
to Missoula'S business center and
they are of the same character as
Portland and Seattle's highest
priced residence lots. Buy now be-
fore the certain boom. Easy terms.
For information see r. M. Cobban,
third floor Higgins block, Missoula.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30

FOR SALE-"FAULTLESS" HOU-
dams; this strain has e%gg-hred from
trapnest records since April 1890; |
have bred them u years for great
layers and - years for large size
chalk-white eggs: these fowls are
extremely hardy; have neither down
nor waffle to freeze and are the best
of all winter lays in open front
coops; "Faultless" strain Houdans
have won every blue ribbon at New
York. Boston. Chicago and Philadel-
phia shows for the past six years;
eggs and stock sold on honor; send
10c for the largest illustrated poul-
try catalogue ever issued, 1t tells
you how to breed these fowls, which
average $50 eggs a year apiece; II
tells you how to net $4,000 a year from
100 hens. r. f. MacAvoy, sccre-
tary Houdan club. Cambridge, N. Y
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
PURE FOOD PRODUCTS

Are now demanded by all intelligent
our system of employ
ing men to sell direct solves the
problem. Special inducements for
men starting sub-salesmen. Full
particulars upon request. Name ref
erence and county desired.
JOHN SEXTON & CO.,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
Notice.

Notice.
oli1ce Of the Quartermaster,
Iort Missoula, Montana, March
goth, 1913.
Notice:
IN compliance with Instructions
dated Headquarters, CentraI Depart
mont. Chicago. H., March 10Th. there
VIII be old at public auction at this
office, at = O'Clock p. m. Wednesday V.
April End. 1913, for cash, to the highest
bidder, the following subsistence
stores. viz:
Fish, o d-.---.-.--.... "a lbs.
Cornmeal, white .-.--. 300 lbs.
Potatoes, fresh 5000 lbs.
onions, fresh~--.~.-- 500 lbs.
iruhes- $50 lbs.
Apples, cvaporated 200 lbs,
Coffee, issue. roasted
and ground ....--..-... 600 lbs.
Lara ssue~.--..... 1870 No. 5 pals
Bacon. breakfast. in
boxes~.~~~.~.-.,.,...... 800 lbs.
Candy, chocolate. 8 boxes
Cigars. Iondres,
Manila ..-.. rs in Ito hnyee
Cigars, Pcrfectos,
Manila -.........-... 4 in 10 boxes
Cigars. ExcciIcutes,
Manila..~~-.~....,,,..,,. 10 in 1-4O boxes
Farina~~-.-....~....,-.-...., SO pkgs.
Ginger le.-........--,....... 100 bots.
Lard, sales--..~---.....,t as No. 5 pals
Macaroni.-.-..-~"-.....A 300 pkgs.
Water, effervescent., 300 bots.
All of the above enumerated stores
are in first-class condition. They are
to be disposed of because they are in
Xces of requirements. owing to the
withdrawal OF the troops from this
post.
c. +. Won DEM BUSSCHE,
lst Lieut.. 14th nifty, A. Q. NJ.
Office of the Quartermaster, FIT. Mis-
soula, Mont, March goth. 1918,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
PERSONAL.

ANYONE KNOWING THE WHERE
abouts of John Woydziak will confer
a favor and receive a reward, by
communicating the information i'm
mediately to Mrs. Stephen Woyd-
ziak, Houghton. Michigan.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
AGENTS WANTED.

WANTED-YOUNG MEN OF ABIL-
ity and integrity to qualify as gen
eral agents in leading cities of Mon
tana. Exceptional contracts and
opportunity for advancement to
men who make good" Address,
Manager Central Life, 319 First Ma
tional Bank Bldg, Mi%ssoula, Mont.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
FOR ~RENT-LoDGE ROOM.

KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS HALL, FOR
lodges, dances. receptions and enter
tainments; kitchen and banquet
room in connection. See. w. II.
Reid, f. NJ. McHaffie or L. c. Stod-
dard, trustees.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
WANTED-SALESMEN

SELL GROCERIES DIRECT TO
armer in your community for the
largest wholesale house selling di-
rect by samples: all goods guaran-
teed. Drop shipments or carloads;
permanent positions worth s35 to
500 per week and up; liberal terms;
l V references. Address Dept. O,
Hitchcock Hill Co, Chicago.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30

Classified Advertising
Ratea

Per word. each time ....1 cent
Per line, per month .....75 cents
stated length of time.
Orders for ads to be taken out
must be in tie office before 8 p. m.
Minimum Charge, is Cents.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30

BE A DETECTIVE-EARN $3.50 TO
$500 monthly. Particulars write De-
tectlve Wagner, 1243 Lexington ave
nue., New York.
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HELP ~WANTED-MALE.

WANTED-MARRIED MAN FOR
DAIRY ranch; must be capable of
managing same. G. T. Kinch, Mis-
soula, Mont.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
YPEWRITERS.

SECOND HAND TYPEWRITERS,
all makes, in first-class condition,
cheap. TypeWriters rented by day
or month. w. J. Grover, Bell
phone 344 black.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30

WE WILL LET A FEW SETTINGS
go from our famous coCkerel mat
ing of Barred Rocks that win, lay
n pay: our foundation stock is all
from Bradley Bros; we have Won
more prizes than any other exhibitor
in the M~issoula shows in last two
years for the number of our entries
in the Barred Rock class; no stock
for sale; first pen headed by cock
weighing 1oA pounds, has won first
n second prizes as ~cockbird, and
five hens that nave all won prizes
as pullets and pens. also shape
Barred Rock of Missoula show is In
this pen: eggs $3.50 for 10: second
pen headed by cock that Won as
cock in Missoula shows; he Is a good
bird, weighs az pounds, mated to
eight hens who are especially good;
eggs $3.50 for Is. Louis T.. Ken
nedy. 500 Higgins avenue
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
FOR

FOR SALE-ONE OF THE BEST
stock ranches on the Flathead; easy
terms n low price, direct from
owner. Address Box 1874, Poison.
Montana.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30

WOMAN WANTS POSITION AS
~housekeeper on ranch; have small
child, 6 years Old. Address C. O.,
Muscular.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
SEEDS.

SEED BARLEY FOR SALE. HOW
land Bros. Lolo. Montana
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
FLORIST.

FLOWERS. FUNERAL DESIGNS.
decorations for weddings, ETC.; write
wire or phone, Bell 1853; Ind. 2726: l
have no uptown store and nc big
expense. 1t pays be u give you the
benefit. Anderson'a Greenhouse.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30

$25 WEEKLY AND EXPENSES TO
trustworthy people to travel and dis
tribute samples for big wholesale
house. c. Emery, Chicago.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30

WOMAN WANTS WORK BY DAY
or month; prefers position as house
keeper for Widower with small fam
lily. Bell 632 red, or E. A., Missou-
lian.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30

FLATIEAD RANCH; $50
acres; rich soil; spring water;
small house, barn and orchard: low
price; easy terms. Harold Flower,
Camas, Montana.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
FOR SALE OR RENT.
FOR

ONE FARM FOR SALE-ONE FARM
for rent, Is miles east of Missoula.
Apply N. X. L., Muscular.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-30
SITUATIONS WANTED - FEMALE

COMPETENT GIRL WANTS POSI-
ton: cook or general houseWork. N.
N, Muscular.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1913-10-09

| want every woman who
comes to Hillsboro to the Street
Exposition next week to make
this store her headquarters. We
have every convenience for
women at this up-to-date store.
Ask the saleswomen.
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The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
RETRENCHMENT

The decidedly unexpected action board of the
T. M G. taken last night disoharging Boys Secretary Cal
oway the grounds that eenchment does meet
with general endorsement
The Sentinel surprised to learn that several members of the
beard informed advance that this important action
to be considered last night We also surprised that Mr.
Galloway net called consultation and nothing what
take place until after the sction had been taken
Furthermore learn that the chairman the boys
not consulted and much this
morning of the action taken
Mr.. Galloway understand it. employed last fall a
period this is and view of the that his
work has been highly satisfactory do believe the
last night lair to Mr. Galloway
Every member of the board should have notified the
adjustment the boys department
taken last night Mr. Galloway should have least given
hearing.
great many reasons we are not sympathy with the ac
ton last night by A. We sincerely think
the matter should be reconstructed
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
THE DAHY Y SENTINEL
A ADOUBLE-EDGED LAW.

DASSAGE by congress of the Webb law prohibiting shipment
of intoxicating liquors into dry states will bring about
that will be watched with interest Advocates of statewide
prohibition have been fighting for this principle years and will
the triumph of the bill towards making prohibition
effective in all where the manufacture and sale of
tooang liquors have been prohibited by of the people, de
clare the Pueblo Star Journal Under conditions that pro
hbion farce Kansas, Georgia and Maine these
notorious because of the immense of liquors shipped
them from other Kansas and Georgia be
bad Maine but the has been made horrible exam
pie by deuge of goods which has resulted open
bars the principal cities of the Much of the failure
prohibition prohibit due the with which liquor be
shipped from other
The Webb law, if strictly enforced will make the under
prohibition approach possible that condition Justice
demanded that national regulation be made of
shipments of liquor being impossible for individual
shipments from other The law will off the
of dstlers and wholesalers who catered
of the thirsty residents of dry crrorythe thing
peance advocates deemed necessary make prohibition pro
nounced success
Those who fighting the liquor traffic to be counting
strongly the good effects that will follow the enforcement
of the Webb bill There is possbty-indeed it is almost
certainyha prohibition will be harmed instead of helped by
the bill In the dry states thousands for prohibition because
does Interfere with their liquor drinking owing their ab
purchase quantities through dealers other De-
priye these people of their liquor supply and the oppo
tnty they will be found voting put their the
column axe Maine example The people of that
almost equally divided the wetanddry problem
properly local option There is question about what will
happen there when the Webb bill goes into effect Local option
will and the sale of liquor will be legalzed cities and
towns few years of strict enforcement of the Webb law
likely every dry into The Webb law
seems to be doubeedged weapon.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
new YORK BEATS
BEAN EATERS IN
EXCITING GAMES

Score, Thursday, New York, 1921
21; Boston, 2l-l 90.
The 5:15 Business Mems Volley
Ball league finished its second round
of games in this years series yester-
day afternoon when the leaders OF
the league, New York defeated the
Bostons. But this was not accom-
plished without the Bostons getting
a game and the first one. too. The
score OF the first game was Boston,
FL; New York. 16.
At the close of the first round the
teams stood in order-Washingto
New York, with Boston and Phila-
delphia tied for last place. Some
quite unexpected changes may yet
take place before the close of the
league, and it may take the very last
games to decide who will banquet
and who will be banqueted.
Game, Tuesday, February is,
Washington VS. Boston.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
LEST THEY FORGET.

GRAND FUNCTIONS commission form of government has
NJ been held up shining example of Denver
in order convince them that Denver should have such
of government
Speakers from here and articles here have
claimed that everything good that has Junction
during the past four years has because the commission
form OF government and that prior that Grand Junction
simply hotbed of graft wickeness ard backward
Grand Junction has 100000 water system the result
of the commission form of government, is the greatest claim
being made in these articles here and the letters
that have been Denver by the local charter leaders
In big, bombasc article, claiming that Grand Junction
never had good thing blessing of any kind until the
mission form of government sadded this city, published
yesterdays Rocky Mountain News the following paragraph
appeared:
Under the ward political regime the question of noun
tain works held up by factional fights for
than fifteen years. 1t completed and the finest
system in Colorado"
1t is to laugh.
Grand Junction would have had the system
several years before did have it, had NOT been for the
backcappng the opposition and the knitting lot of the reform
who afterward advocated the commission form of
heSe fellows fought bond and retarded the
coming of the mountain system.
he advocates of the system did give up
WHO HAD NOT BEEN FAVORABLE TO THE COM
MISSION FORM OF GOVERNNlENT
When the issue again forced BY THESE SAME AD-
NOCAIS after the commission form of
operation and the bond election called the opposition
BY MANY OF THE MOST PROMINENT COMMISSION
FORM OFFICIALS AND CHAMPIONS IN THE CITY.
Grand Junction has today her great mountain system
not by the grace of but IN SPITE OF TIE OPPOSITION of
Mayor Thomas M Todd and many of the other leading
songovenment people If these had had their way and
could have their fight would be pumping
from Cunnison today waiting
Everybody knows this be here and have the
spectacle OF the very who did all they could defeat the
mountain water system proposition now claiming credit for bring
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
Local Government
Employees Fauor
New Pension Bill

All local employees of the United
States government have gone onqrec-
ord in favor of the employees pension
bill, now before the United States
senate. Last night they passed res
olutions at an enthusiastic meeting,
held in the Y. NJ. c. A. building. The
resolutions, as drawn up by Il. S.
Nichols and j. II. Chalmers, will be
sent to Senators Charles S. Thomas
and Simon Guggenheim, and Con-
gressman E. 7. Taylor, urging their
influence to be directed towards pass
ing the pension bill.
The new bill, which finds favor all
over the country. provides an income
Tor all employees retired through eX-
eessive age or accident. totally disa-
bling them
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
Methodist Minister Recommends
Nhnmherlnin' Coiigll Remedy.

Rev. Jasper A. Lewis, Milaca.
Mimi, writes: chamberlain S
Cough Remedy has been a needed
and welcome guest in onr home for
q number of Years Iihighly rccom-
mend 1t TO my Fellows as being a
medicine worthy OF trial in cases of
colds, coughs and Group Give
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy a trial
and we are confident you will find 1t
very effcctual and continue to use it
as occasion requires for years to
come as many others have done. For
sale by all druggists. tfeb. 1-15)
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
Funeral This Afternoon.

TIC funeral OF Mrs. RhOdn c.
bingham was held this afternoon at
, o'clock at the home near the Gun
nison river bridge. The services
were we'll attended by friends. The
burial was made in the Orchard Me-
sa cemetery, Rev. Edwards in charge.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
ALyortisinr Nrn.icd.

a RESOLUTION favoring a tax on
boxed apples shipped through the
Grand Junction Fruit Growers assS-
citation, which would raise a fund to
be used for advertising purposes was
passed at meeting of ranchmen at
the Fruitvale schoolhouse Wednes-
day night, A number CT talks were
made, and the meeting was an entire
success. This is one of series held
previous to the annual meeting.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
ng this system to the city.

ing this system the city
This Just of many fake claims made by lot of these
posing reorme who let opportunity pass throw mud
the adermac of government the officials
Grand Junction
Grand Junction does NOT any degree whatever her
mountain the commission form of city govern
The who declares have great
because of the commission form of government making fraud
ulent claim
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

Here ON Business.
F. w. Dickerson arrived last night
from Grand Valley to spend few
days here on business.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

Denver is deciding today whether she shall have
commission form of government We hope the capital city will
find solution her long standing and deporabIe municipal
problems which way the days election goes but
doubt it. Denver she adopts the commission form of govern
will find that it the balm for all good
people continue contend
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
GENERAL WOODFORD IS DEAD
Associated Press.

Assoclated Press.
New York. Feb. 14.-General
Stewart l.. Woodford, former United
States minister to Spain, died here
this morning after an illness of two
weeks.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

For estimates on store and office
furniture and fixtures. call the Grand
junction Planning Mill Company.
phone Junction 3S. I2-l4-6t
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

Don't delay buying your shoes at the
m Shoe Store. 1t is get
MASf0n ting sloppy weather
and you must have
good wearable shoes and rubbers to
keep from catching cold.
2-1-1mo
Before you 80 to work, oil your
harness.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

f y. Park, cattleman from Gar
field county, well known here, was
among yesterdays local visitors.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

II will pay YOU to bny for future
use. McConncll & Loves Shoe Sale.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

Colonel Roosevelt wasting lot of very vigorous talk in
dcnouncng the state supreme of Idaho
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
Nlrs. Albums in Mnck.

Mrs. Adams i'm Mack.
Mrs. Orson Adams went to Mack
this afternoon 10 visit Mrs. NJ. W.
I Cooley, wife OF the manager of the
/ Uintah Railway company, for short
/ time.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

West Nrgnia senatorial election scandal of the
dramas of this that will be enacted The people will
be cectng the United States by direct before another
four years rolls past. ~ l}is t.ov s.n
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14
Harris Leaves.

Vern Harris. brother of Mrs.
Earl johnson of this city, has return
ed to Carbondale after short visit
in this city.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

We do regret that wnterng the City of
Mexico.
The daily sentinel., 1913-02-14

The Big Shoe Sale is still on at the
Shoe Store There isn't
D0St0N place ON the western
slope where you can
buy as good shoes Tor as little money
2-l-imo
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1913-02-05
UNANIMOUS.

Final Prescription Was Just the Thing
to Make Him Well.
A VERY honest ma who was sick
"A wanted to keep On living. With
that end In view he called the
neighborhood doctors into consulta.
ton.
big dose" said the allopath.
"Small doses." said the h~omoeopatb
sariently.
"Fresh air and exercise" said the
physical culturist.
IAN operation" said the
"Starve.' said the faster.
Fruits and nuts" said the dietist.
"Kneading." said the osteopath.
MY favorite prescription" said the
patent medicine man.
This is all very interesting" said
the patient. but likewise it is all very
different. Is there any grand principle
on which you all agree?"
"Yes." they chanted in chorus. 1--WE
all agree that when it comes to fees
the proper thing is to charge all the
traffic will bear and the devil take the
undertaken. We will send our bills by
the e mail" And they did.
Which was exactly the prescription
that the honest man needed, for he
was obliged to get well in order to
earn enough money to die free from
debt.-Puck.