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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

can Win back MS love and get him
from the other girlE'
Can't Believe Him.
HeartbrOken writes: It am Is and
IN love with a boy two years Older He
tells me he loves me, but see him with
oIHer girls When ask him IL he
cares Lor the other girls. he always
SAYS NO but cant believe him
how can / win him back2"
There are no two IN the world. per
maps VINO can agree on what it is that
~ tnat mean something little more
than time as measured by the clock and
calendar i mean the value OF It, as
compared with the results achieved
One wastes time while waiting for a
car but the car finally comes One
wastes time IN reading worthless lit
eratures but often such mental nausea
results tnaE one IS cured OF the desire
The skeDtIcal say that much time is
wasted IN making love, but those of
broader minds and younger hearts have
leaves one little more sympathetic
and charitable
The man who boards his money re-
garus every minute wasted that doesn't
bring him more, and the tramp who
spends his days blinking lazy ewes at
the sun IS sure that every one who
WORKS IS time Wascer
But I contend that there IS a vvav
more prodigal than all Of these. And
tnaI IS the time wasted in trying to
WIN back lover whose affections have
1t is as if one lost something abzo-
lureiy worthless in the beginning. and
instead Of STRENGTHENING up and walk
ing on, glad 10 be relieved of the bur
Gen, went down on ones knees in the
dust and dirt to seek for that which
was lost
A Good Thing.
There is a vail and a cry and time
IS spent in weeping that should be
devoted to rejOiCing- A love that can
be lost is a mistaken love; IL is the
best thing that can happen to a girl
to lose 1t before 1t is fettered on her.
If il had been worth while ft v-oT1l5rlsf
have been lost so easily. 1t would have
taken much more than the pretty face
or another girl to have won &c away.
The fact that it could be lost puts a
price mark on IL, and that price mark
IS very. very low
Yet day after day girls. on their
knees in the dust Of humiliation and
despair, cry to me after vainly search
Ing Tor the worthless bauble they have
Tor my heart is brOkenrf
And how I would like to helm Won.
you poor little girls with your achfng
nearrs- But my method would not he
the kind you seek I would raise Won
to your feet and have you laugh at your
loss, and walk on, glad TO be relieved OF
the care OF anything so worthless. and
glad that you lost il before its possess
SION had become more serious
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

TUU are always hearing women
talk Of the "nameless longing"
IN their hearts. If she is single
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

ice Evening service at 8 o'clock, Sunday
Service at YsIeta.
Rev. VIII r. Howell viii preach Sun
day afternoon at 8 o'clock at the Ysleta
Methodist church Mrs. Rose Young win
sing solo at this service
First Baptist.
First Baptist church. corner 8Iagof-
fin avenue and Virginia street, Rev. J
T. Williams, D. D., pastor. Take Park
or Myrtle-BOulevard car to Virginia
and come one square north Subject OF
the morning sermon, ION immortal
er's day Subject Of the evening sermon.
Prepare TO Meet Thy God" Sunday
school at $3.50, Prof G. p. Putnam, su-
perintendent- The ordinance Of bap-.
tism viii be administered at the close
OF the evening sermon B Y. P. u. viii
ject, The Character Of David, King OF
Israel
Seventh Day Advenfists-
Seventh Day Adventist, NJ R. Pros
tor. Services at Houston Square church,
corner Montana and Ange streets. on
Sabbath Saturday; Sabbath school at
10 a m. preaching at IL a m Subject
OF sermon for May IL. wv here Are We
Living in This Worlds History? Is the
World Getting Better or WOrseT'' Pray
er meeting Friday evening at 1880.
st. Paul's Lutheran
St. PauFs Lutheran. corner Montana
and Ange, opposite Houston square.
Sunday, May II. Sunday school at 10
IL a. m, communion and congregation
al meeting at p m, also a cOngrega-
garOnal meeting on Friday night. May
%, at p m, Rev. E. H Combs pastor
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

can you offering Military you
neseice and n
~ t minute can seyic o he
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10
Real Truth About Women
By Franees L. Garside.

FOU are always hearing women
talk Of the 'nameless longing
in their hearts. II she is single
this nameIess longing is for lover,
and if she is married, it is for money.
In the books a woman returns a
letter from q discarded lover unread,
but in real life curiosity would arouse
her from q deathbed, II need be. TO
break the seal.
In the stories she gives a guIping
sob as she leaves the room after
quarrel, and he is Gone Out Of Her
Life Forever. In real life she has 10
go to the shop where he works next
day TO buy sausage, and he waits on
her.
The suffragists in speech and pam
pnler tell how wives have TO account
TO their husbands for every penny
they spend. If the men had to listen
to the account Of how their wives
spend every penny there wouldn't be
insane asylums to hold them.
In the books a girls neck looks
like white marble. and those who see
II are driven TO writing poetry IN
real lie girls neck causes every
housekecper present TO make a menL3I
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10
Great Waste Of Time
Girl Can Waste II No Easier Than
on Boy Who Docs Not Keep
Faith With Her.
BY Beatrice Fair.
YOUNG girl writes:

A YOUNG girl writes:
~ I am II, and love man four
years my senior. But he meets
other girls. When he meets me when
with these other girls he always talks
to me, but he Keeps on meeting them.
How can I break him OF this2"
Ethel tells her troubles. What do
you think Of a young man who pro-
fesses to love a girl and still admits
he goes with Others2 He claims I am
the only girl he cares for. but stiu he
meets others"
Il am IT," writes 3. W. and in
love with a boy of 10. We have been
meeting each other steady till last
week. when he didn't come. and I found
out he was meeting another girl and
was deceiving me. For all that I can
not seem to lose my love for him. How
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

The books say 2 great deal about
the "childreu's hour" q period at twi-
light when the schiIdren climb N
mothers or fathers knee and listen
to fairy stories. In real life, il father
Is farmer, he is engaged at his
poetic period OF feeding the hogs and
mother is doing the milking. Or. If
they live in town. he is hanging TO a
car strap and she is running TO the
delicatessen.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10
: 9 note to buy sDareriOs for dinner next

note to buy spareribs for dinner next
day.
In the books a young woman never
mentions the dear old home without
moist eyes. and in real rife she never
years In the stories there is always
trusted servant who has been with
the family 40 years; in reality no ser
want is kept as long as 30 weeks In
ucuon q poem or song about ''baby's
shoe" viii cause a woman to. dissolve
IN tears In real life. if the stork
whispers to q woman that he is going
10 give her an occasion for buying a
baby's shoe, she is mad enough TO bite
nails in two.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

In the books the children gather at
mothers knee for their good light
prayers In the days when every
mother believed in having her chill
dren pray, there were so many chill
dren in the family that they couldn't
have gathered around her knee unless
her limbs were built like those Of an
extension tabIe
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

the services both morning and evening.
Owing 10 the fact that certain features OF
the organ are not quite complete, the
complimentary organ recital announced
for sunday evening viii be postponed
a week, but the organ viii be ready
for use in connection with the rendl-
ton OF THE Messiah" on Monday
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10
Can't Believe Hin.

can win back his love and get him
from the other girl2"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Up-to-Date Jokes

Il was evening. A stranger APP
preached the cyclist
Sir" said he, your beacon has
ceased its function"
"Sir?"
Your illumination, | say, is shroud-
Nd in unmitigated oblivion"
N"But. really l don't Quite
The effulgence of your irradiator
has evanesced"
My dear fellow. T
The transversal ether oscillations
in your incandescenser have been dis
continued"
Just then boy shouted, Hi. mis-
ter. your lamps out"
And the cyclist understood.
An ardent golfer who was a very
middling player was paying his an
nual visit to 81. And.ews, and re-
marked to his caddie:
BY the way. l played a round with
Tom McGregor the last time | was
here. Grand player, McGregor!"
Aye" said the caddie, but We
could bate McGregor moo"
DO you indeed think 500" eXclaim-
ed the gratiied visitor, well aware of
Mr.. McGregors prowess.
100, aye" responded the caddie.
For We see, McGregor's deid"
May INDIGNANTLY don't care
I think Harry Easterleigh is down
right mean
Marie-Why, May?
MaY-Wen. he wrote me from
Egypt, saying he had shot crocodile
seven feet long, and that when he
shot another he would have pair of
slippers made for me. I'll never
speak TO him again.
He-The hand that rocks the cradle
rules the world. Don't forget that"
She-Then you come in and rule
the world awhile. I'm tired.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
A Weird Procession.

Five hundred snake charmers, sound
ing weird notes on their pipes. formed
the unusual yet picturesque procession
that followed to his grave katch Sarak,
man of big renown in his business,
who died in terrible agony as the result
of a cobra bite received while practic-
ing his profession in the neghborhood
of Garden Reach. India.
"Guru," or god. he had become
dubbed by the people among whom he
lived, such was his influence over poi
sonous reptiles. His services were
sought recently by neighbor who had
missed many fowls from his compound
Going al dusk one day, the snake
charmer discovered a cobra of unusua
size among the birds so formidable. il
fact, that he postponed his attempt e
capture it until daylight. when he was
successful in securing it.
Instead of dispatching the snake a
once, he took 1t to the local bazaar fol
the edification of the natives. On at
tempting to extract its fangs, the cobra
wriggled free and darted at its captor
who was bitten on three fingers. The
gurus" supposed godille qualities
proved of no avail.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Household Suggestions

Said to be the Oldest ship in the world
in active service. the Copenhagen yacht
Constance has been sold 90 fisherman
of Skaw in Jutland. The Constance
was built 1873 years ago. and in her long
life she has sailed into almost every
port N the world. Her timbers are still
staunch, and her new owner declares he
can see no reason why she should not
sail the seas for a century to come
Individual glass rooms. with private
telephones, are to be provided for pa
tents recovering from infectious dis
eases in new isolation hospital in Chi
cago. Instead of being grouped togeth-
er in general ward, the patients will
have private rooms separated by al
alright glass partition from a public
corridor so that their friends can see
them and talk with them by telephon.
without exposing themselves to infec-
ton. This Is an advance over the pres
ent system. which prohibits friends from
seeing or receiving letters from colva-
lescing patients.
The death is announced of Lady Phil
ipps. widow of Canon Sir ]. f. Phil
ipps. Lady Phllipps was the mother OF
two unusually tall members of Parlia-
ment They were Sir owen Phillips,
who is feet 4 inches, and Lord St.
,DaVids, who is feet 3 inches high
The Toulon police recently arrested
young woman in whose hair. which was
beautifully dressed. large lot of opium
was found. Smaller quantities of the
drug were concealed in each of the high
heels Of her shoes.
Forty years continuous service in one
signal box is the wonderful record OF
Walter Down, signalman in the Elmes-
thorpe signal box. on the London and
Northwestern Railway, near Leicester.
New York is building the largest ho-
tel in the world containing lS0O rooms
at a cost Of $4,000 200.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
TIME teacher asked us to rite
essay on What CONSTRUCTS
Grateness & last mite | asked

TIME teacher asked us to rite a
essay on What Constr toots
Grateness, & last mite l asked
! Pa & Ma to help me rite it.
Thay are crowding the children
ahed too fast these days, sed Ma, the
idee of asking child to rite a essay
with subjeck like that
1t may seem like a vary deep sub
jock to you, sed Pa, but it is mere
child's play for me. ] will help Bob
bic rite his essay. You go right ahed
looking at yure fashion magazine,
sed Pa. Bobbie, cum into the library
ware we will be close to the books &
l will rite yure essay with you.
In the first place, sed Pa, wen we
got into the library, true grateness
is what the teecher ment wen she
gave you the subjeck. What Consti
toots Grateness. OF course there are
different kinds of grateness. Mathew
son, for instans, is the gratest pitcher
that ever lived, & yet he will not
live in history as a CRATE man. Bryan
is CRATE talker, & yet he will newer
be remembered as Washington was
remembered. Dickey Doolin is a CRATE
prize filter, but that let's him out. None
of these men mite be sed to be truly
CRATE, Pa told me. Grateness of the
reel sort as the grateness Of a Shake
speer or a Caesar, or to bee moar
modern, like me, sed Pa.
The surest way to tell reel CRATE
| ness or to spot a CRATE man, sed Pa,
is to notice his clothes. He will new
yer look like a tramp on the bench
in the park, Pa sed, but he will
| newer look like a picture of a man
, like you see on cards in the tailor
| shops. All of them men on the tailor
cards sed Pa, has high, stiff collars
& thay ware leather gloves, rite in
the middle of the Summer even.
| | always. thought that was the rite
way to dress, / toald Pa.
| 1t maybe the rite way to dress for a
yung man that likes to dress, sed Pa,
| but it amt the rite way to dress if
you are a CRATE man. Imagine George
: Washington with one of them Alpine
| hats with bow on the back of it, Pa
sed. Or think of Caesar leeding his
Romans aggenst the Gauls with a
| high, stiff collar on. Why, sed Pa, if
one of them Gauls shud hit Caesar on
| the top of the he'd it wud cut his
| throte. No, Bobbie, sed Pa the truly
CRATE man of all time have been
men witch believed in having thare
clothes Comfortabel but not stylish,
| Thay believed in beeing eileen &
| took bath wenever it was handy,
1 but moar than one CRATE man has
been known to live in a place ware
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Daysey Mayme and Her Folks
BY FRANCES L. GARSIDE.

No reply from Mrs. Appleton, WIN
had returned to her book.
He turned to his daughter gym
have a girl friend of the same name
Daysey Mayme-William-
sandy mustache, and she was hero
only last week"
81 can't remember all who vera
here last week." snappily from tbs
daughter.
You have been on errands to his
house" to his son. You know who
mean; why don't you say who it isq@
But Chauncey Devere didn't re-
member.
with a B Barber, Black, Barnard I'd
Biddle-B-B-Will b Sand.
mustache-- Oh" turning to his
wife, you know who l mean. He
used, to have a fairly good voice. His
wife died and he married a second
time, and he is so fond of custard
pie"
William Granham," said his wife
That's who | meant Why didn't
you say so in the first placer"
''What happened to him." from his
wife, putting down her book with a
look of despair
why" foundering again, 81 met
him, and he-he- What was it he
said? Sent a message to you about
something Hoped remember he
hoped Oh, this was it; he hoped
you were WELL"
Then he returned to his paper. and
Mrs. Appleton resumed her reading.
but not till there had flashed between
mother and children one Of those
looks which are so uncomplimentary
to father.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Slips Of the Tongue.

Most amusing are the slips of tongue
which so often lead to embarrassing
situations.
At an evening party a lady said to
her partner:
can you tell me who is that exceed
ingly plain young man sitting opposite ?"
That is my brother was the reply
"Oh, | beg your pardon" she said, in
great confusion. II did not notice the
resemblance
gentleman how he liked che duet she
had Just sung. You sang charmingly."
was The reply but why did you select
such a horrid piece of music"
Sir. that was written by my late
husband was the indignant reply.
"Ah. yes. | did not mean-but why
did YOU select such an ass to sing with
YOU
"oh, YOU brute" screamed the lady.
THAT is my present husband"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25

you're accustomed to travelling first
class.
why, there's quite a nice looking
young man Just coming into the car
l hadn't noticed him before He must
have got on at the last stop. | thought
saw rather nice looking man get
ting in with dowdy looking woman.
but | was talking to the conductor at
the time, so | did not really get a
good view of them. oh, he's going
to sit down at the end of the car. He
really isn't so very nice looking.
merely nice looking for a person
travelling tourist. It's quite laugh
able, isn't II. how ones ideas change?
NOW | don't suppose l would have
honced that man at all in the first
class car, but here he looks quite nice
Porter, You simply must see that
that ran in the berth over me has
another berth. cannot have m
there and | simply will not have him
occupying the seat IN the section dur
Ing the DAG. See il you can get the
young ma" that gust came In to
change with him
There's no reason in the world,
porter. why yoh shouldn't ask tina
man AT the end of the car to change
WIN inc on in the berth over me,
ana " YOU don't III speak to the
conductor myself.
i've 2 mind to go and ask that
Young man myself il he won't get the
man IN the berth over me TO change
with him don't believe It will do
a bit of good to talk to this porter.
and ! simply VIII not tip him.
Won't
TN put those things back into the
berth porter. while you go and see
about changing the berth.
HiG LAUGH.
My friends Just screamed with
laughter when they saw me starting
out with all these packages You
KNOW at home l won't carry, the
smallest package. I'm so sensitive
about that kind of thing. But | do
so dislike going into the dining car
alone that l brought enough lunch
to last me to the end of the trip.
And then | don't believe in encour-
aging the prices they charge in the
ulnlng car. And then the tips. too
| think ii is the duty of the public
not 20 encourage----
Did YOU ask him to change. por-
ter Well certainly shall speak
TO the conductor. Or perhaps il would
be better for me to go and speak
to the young man myself.
"Oh, my dear, is he your husband?
Then ! suppose YOU wouldn't want
him TO change. III Just speak to
the conductor and see If he can't dc
something about changing the Other
man from the berth over me
simply will not tip this porter. That's
the worst thing ABOUT travelling tour.
ist---they don't seem to recognize
lady when they see one"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
TIME way it is in fancy:

TIME way it is in fancy:
Lysander John Appleton anC
his wife, sitting on opposite
sides of the table, with their two
children on ottomans at their feet.
The father is telling Of an anecdote
Of his courtship days. The mother
bushes and smiles and occasionally
helps him with an encouraging nod
The children are enthralled, and when
he stops cry out Tell US some more,
daddy dear! Oh, do tell us some
more!"
The way it is insfact:
Lysander John dropped IFS news
paper with a reminiscent sigh and
looked over the top of his glasses at
his wife reading book on the other
side of the table, then at Daysey
Mayme perusing the Helpful Hints in
her favorite magazine, and then at
his son, aged Z, presumably studying.
81 see,'' he said, the newspapers
are saying a good deal about Hora-
ito Atkins. Remember, mother, he
was best man at our wedding?"
Horace Atkins, you mean" replied
Mrs Appleton, plainly annoyed at the
interruption. "Horatio is his twin
brother"
well anyway" resumed Lysander
John, 'it reminds me that the other
day met William-William-
what was the name of that man with
a sandy mustache we used to know!
-William-what is his name
You know it as well as you know
your own
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
~ In the Tourist Car y

THE elderly blond woman with the
youthful complexion sank into
the seat beside the quiet little
woman tourist in the section opposite.
May / sit with you while the
porter makes up my BERTH" she in
ouired languldly. II feel that | must
retire early; I'm really so exhausted
with all tins common crowd and
noise. 1t has been almost too much
for me. | have such sensitive
nature. ! ought never to have come
tourist, but was simply determined
TO do so--for the experience. don't
you know?
I'm such student of human
nature and / knew that the people
would be 50 different from anything
Id ever been accustomed to. such an
entirely different class, don't you
know? My friends were really quite
shocked when they heard of It I have
the reputation of being so exclusive.
1t isn't that ] intend to be- but I'm
naturally fastidious and retiring and
anything common CRATES on me so.
Porter. is there going TO be some
one in the berth over me tonight ?
No. cannot have it. You'll have to
sensitive II know that there's some
one In the berth over me can't sleep
wink And the man that had the
berth last night was such a common
creature He snored-heard him dis
tinctly.
How can l help it II the ear is fsu?
Tn sure I'm not running the train.
II | were things would be quite diff
ferent You certainly will have to
see that there's nobody in the berth
over me.
MANY TROUBLES.
"Oh, yes, l meant to tell YOU that
you'l have to put the mattress out OF
the upper berth into mine. | IN not
accustomed to sleeping on hard
mattress, and | simply cannot rest on
one
yes I know YOU can do it. It's
often done, and ! suall certainly in
sist
n | pay FOR the whole section?
We'll. I'm certainly not going to pay
for the whole section. III speak to
the conductor.
Porter, your have TO do something
to stop those children from running
up and down the aisle. They make
such noise, and when persons
as nervous as | am---and ycu)l have
TO speak to that woman with the
baby, too. II that child cries half the
night, as It did last night, ! simply
cannot stand II.
MY dear. did YOU ever see such
queer looking people, There isn't a
good looking man In the car. Haven't
YOU noticed Wen. | suppose I'm
more observant than most people. and
Of course. IL makes a difference when
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
THAT DEPENDS.

TEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
~ have known the parents or
the Young man with whom l am
keeping company Tor four months
Uo,,1d If be- proper for me to visit
them? BERTHA
IF the invitation comes from them,
/ it would be proper to visit them.
But under no circumstances should
you accept an invitation that comes
from the son without their sanction.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
TABLOID TALES

Why is the man SO detected?
His wife ate cheese one night and
dreamed he was UP to some meanness.
and now she viii never have the faith
IN him that she had before She thinks
the dream was a Warning
Is woman ever satisfied when she
has told a fbr
No. child Not till she has compelled
her husband to agree with her.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25

Why does The Woman take so many
trips away from home neglecting her
house and her family
Because. alas, the only times her hus-
hand ever kisses her are when she
takes a train.
What does that expression mean that
l see on every married woman face
Translated into English my dear, il
means, Il earn all | get.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
A BIG FIND

Is what you viii say when you
get pair of Kryptok double Wis
ion glasses without seams or
joints both far and near vision
all in one glass. John l.. Moore
X Sons make them. Bring us your
prescription and see how palms.
taking We are Expert opticians.
A. y. Broad Street.