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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22

had continual bowel trouble From
the day she began taking DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin she has had no
further inconvenience and naturally
she is glad to say kind things of this
remedy.
A bottle can be bought of any drug
gist at fifty cents or one dollar. People
usually buy the fifty cent size first, and
then, having convinced themselves of
it's merits, they buy the dollar size,
which is more economical. Results are
always guaranteed or money will be
refunded. Elderly persons of both
sexes can follow these suggestions
with every assurance of good results.
Families wishing to try free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by ad.
dressing DR.. w. B. Caldwell, 419 Wash
ington St., Monticello, Ill. A postal
card with your name and address on
it will do.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
MANY USES FOR GRAPE
SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR LOVERS
OF THAT FRUIT.
Made Into Catsup It Is a Welcome
Addition to the Winter Menu
Recipe for Unfermented Juice
Marmalade and Salad.

Grape catsup.-Take five pounds of
grapes and stew over a slow fire until
soft; then rub through a sieve. Add
two and half pounds of sugar, one
tablespoonful of allspice, one of pep
per, one of cinnamon, one of cloves,
half tablespoonful of salt and a pint
Of vinegar. Boil slowly until thick
and smooth, then bottle.
Grape Jelly Without Water.-Select
perfectly clean Concord grapes; strip
them from the stems into clean, dry
preserving or jelly kettle; mash with
wooden potato-masher while they
neat. Keep them to the boiling point
for four hours, uncovered, stirring and
MASKING them every now and then.
hour. Keep. uncovered and stir fire.
quently to prevent burning. Then set
aside and let cool slightly. Pour into
cheescloth strainers, a little in each
one, and let drain over night. Then
measure the juice and proceed as
usual.
Unfermented Grape Juice.-Take
the following proportion of grapes.
sugar and water: Fifteen cups of Con-
cord grapes stripped from the stems,
nine cupfuls of water and three cup
fuls of sugar. Mash the grapes and put
them into the preserving kettle with
five cupfuls of water Let boil gently
until soft; then strain off clear. Re-
turn seeds and skins to the kettle, add
iy,iv1 E,,Ix. l.
seeds are clear from pulp. Strain
this juice through cheescloth and add
to the first strained. Put into the ket-
tie over the fire and add the three cup
| fuls of sugar. Bring to boiling point
and continue five minutes; skim and
bottle in alright jars while hot. Bot
| ties with patent shoppers and fasten
| ers are most convenient
| Ripe Grape MarmaIade.-Take four
| pounds of grapes, four pounds of gran
ulated sugar, one pound of stoned
raisins, chopped fine; two oranges
seeded and chopped with yellow rind
! of one. Cook the fruit half an hour
add the sugar and boil ten minutes
longer Pour into jelly glasses or mar
nlalade jars and seal up.
Grape Salad.-Remove the skins
| from large, white California grapes
| and cut them in halves to remove
seeds. Blanch an equal quantity oil
| English walnuts or pecans and shave
in strips. Remove the skin and al
the white fiber from several small
rather tart oranges, cut in rather
thick slices, then into strips, removing
[ the seeds. Grapefruit may be substi
tux for the orange. Dress each sepa
rately with oil and lemon juice sea
soned with little paprika. To give
a dainty finishing touch, sprinkle few
| chopped candied cherries or pistachic
nuts over the top. If you want some
| thing little out of the ordinary, mix
| the salad with a cream mayonnaise, IL
| which BLEND little almond paste, oil
sprinkle fresh grated cocoanut over
| the salad.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
eretna Green Ceremony.

A young couple who arrived at Der,
wick the other Sunday were married
after the Scottish fashion in delight.
fully simple way.
They drove over the border into
Scotland, and stopping at a spot
where two men we're seated, the young
man said that he and the lady wished
to be married and that they could not
adopt the conventional method, as 1t
would be stopped directly the banns
were put up.
The couple then formally took each
other for man and wife before the two
witnesses, and a document to that eff
feet was produced and signed by the
parties and the witnesses.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
A FOOD DRINK
Which Brings Daily Enjoyment
lady doctor writes.

A lady doctor writes:
Through busy hourly with my own
affairs, will not deny myself the pleas
ure of taking few minutes to tell OF
nv enjoyment daily obtained from my
morning cup of Postum. 1t is food
beverage. not an irritant like coffee.
81 began to use Postum s years ago,
not because / wanted to, but because
coffee, which 1 dearly loved, made my
nights long, weary periods to be dread
ed and uniting me for business during
the day.
"On advice of a friend, l first tried
Postum. making it carefully as sug-
gested on the package. LAS l had al
WAYS used cream and no sugar. l
mixed my Postum so. 1t looked good,
ives clear and fragrant, and it was
Measure to see the cream color II as
INV Kentucky friend wanted her cor
fee to Iook-1ike new saddle
"Then | tasted it critically, for had
tried many substitutes for coffee.
was pleased, yes, satisfied with my
Postum in taste and effect, and am yet,
being a constant user of 1t all these
wears. I continually assure my frlends
and acouaintances that they will like II
in Mace of coffee, and receive Denent
from its use. l have gained weight
can sleep and am not nervous.
Name given by Postum Co, Battie
Greek. Mich. Write for the little DOOR,
1.-THE Road to Wellville.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be wen
boiled
instant Postum is a soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolyes quickly IN
Gun of hot water and, with cream ana
sugar. makes a delicious beverage IN
stantIy. Grocers sell both kinds
There's a reason" for Postum
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
pidnt Quite Understand.

At a diapers shop they employed a
small boy to run errands. The other
day, while he was waiting in the shop
a lady came in and asked the assist
ant for yard of silk.
When it was placed before her she
exclaimed:
"Oh, really, must me mad; l want
mustn't"
On hearing this the boy rushed out
of the shop, and. seeing a policeman
across the way, ran up to him, shout,
ing:
Come over here. There's woman
in our shop gone mad. She wants
muzzling London Tit-Bitss
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
Banana Pie.

Line deep plate with rich crust and
bake delicate brown. Filling: Take
a scant cup of sugar in your sauce
pan and cream into a generous tea
spoon of butter (not Melted, beat in
the yolks of two eggs and two table
spoons -four, and cup of boiling wa
ter and cook, stirring constantly until
thick. Add a little vanilla after the
cream is cool. Slice into the crust a
layer of bananas alternated with a
LAYER of cream There should be two
layers of each. Frost with the whites
of two eggs, beaten stiff, with two
teaspoons of sugar. Brown in oven
Serve cold.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
Old People Need
a Bowel Sfif71uIaf1f
rzo Ideal One Is q Mild Laxative
Tonic That H7iH Keep the BoLoeLS
Gently Active.

Healthy old age is SO absolutely de-
,ondent upon the condition of the bow
re that grea care should be taken to
coo that they act regularly. The fact
:. that as age advances the stomach
r,uscles become weak and inactive and
che liver does not store up the juices
that are necessary to prompt digestion.
Some help can be obtained by eating
EASILY digested foods and by plenty of
overcise but this latter is irksome to
most elderly people. One thing is GER
tair that a state of constipation should
oIvavs be avoided, as it is dangerous
10 life and health. The best plan is
n take a mild laxative as often as is
deemed necessary. But with equal GER
tatnty it is suggested that cathartTcs,
nurgatives, physics, salts and pills be
avoided, as they do but temporary good
and are so harsh as to be shock to a
delicate system.
much better plan and one that
thousands of elderly people are follow
ing. is to take a gentle laxative-tonic
like DR.. CaIdwelI's Syrup Pepsin, which
acts as nearly like nature as is possible.
In fact, the tendency of this remedy
&c TO strengthen the stomach and bowel
muscles and so train them to act natu-
rally again, when medicines of all
kinds can usually be dispensed with
This is the opinion of many people of
different ages, among them Mrs Mary
AP. Davidson of University Mound
Home, San Francisco, Cal. She is 78
and because of her sedentary habits
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
EASY Winner.

Senator Kay Pittman was talking
in Tonopah about two lobbyists who
had quarreled.
But there's no fear" he said, "of
their manning or mutilating each 9th
er. They are like Bluff and Stuff
WHO came out ahead man
asked, in that street row between
Bluff and Stuff
Stuff did,, was the answer, but
he had half a streets start
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
Peach Whip.

The following peach whip is deli
cious: Cut ripe, juicy peaches in
cubes. and cover them with sugar.
stand them on ice for half an hour.
Whip the whites of eggs stiff and beat
in granulated sugar until you have
stiff ,meringue-in the proportion of a
tablespoonful of sugar to one egg
white. Pile the meringue in the CEN
ter of a dish, pour the peaches around
it and serve with cream.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
Eoos and Cheese,

Cut some small squares of toast, but
ter them thickly, and put on each a
slice of hard-boiled egg. Melt in pan
any scraps of cheese you may have.
with a little milk. Season with pep
nor salt and make custard. When
smooth and thick, pour over the eggs
and serve at once.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
Pineapple Whip.

Crate some pineapple and mix with
It some stif1y whipped cream. Serve
It in paper cases or in meringues With
a few candied violets on top.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22

Its very evident that the old
school of press agents is passing
away"
whats the new SCHOOL,?
There isn't any"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
His place.

''The operate tenor we heard lately
ought to come under the dog laws"
why so?"
Because his songs are mostly
barky-roles."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22

Don't neglect cold 1t means Consump-
ton or Pneumonia. Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops check colds-5c at Druggists
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22

You have a right to your opinion.
So have others.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22

Good positions far exceed the sup
ply of good material available to fill
them.-Columbus Ohio State Journal
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
Never.

Ts your wife still away from
home?"
MY wife is still nowhere. Boston
Transcript.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
ton,allays pain cures wind colo, 25c bottle.AdV
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
Foley Kidney pills ReIievs

promptly the suffering due to weak, in
active kidneys and painful bladder action
They offer a powerful help to nature
in building up the true excreting kid.
ney tissue, in restoring normal action
and in regulating bladder Irregularities
Try them.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22

Hash is the stuff some queer dreams
are made Of
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
Naturally

"Was Harry angry when father or
dered him from the house last night?"
"He certainly was put OUT
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22

Here's a good motto for married
men: BE sure you're right, then ask
your wife"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
From 40 to SO Woman's Critical Period.

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evil papitaon of the heart irregularty constipation and
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This the critical period of womans life and she
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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22
Innnortant TO Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-10-22

or more goods brighter and faster colors than an
4 can dive any garment without ripping apart
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
HoW's THIS?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re ward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls catarrh Cure.
 F. J. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and fi- nancially able to carry out any oh- ligations made by his firm.
 NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERC
 Toledo, O. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in- ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
 Take Halls Family Pills for con-
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
A Great Cutup.

What a cutup th0t fellow E! Quite so. He is a meGicul student Baltimore American.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
Up Two stumps.

Little Johnny was in the habit of wanting more victuals put upon his plate than he could eat. His papa de- cided to break him of the habit. One day as Johnny insisted upon being served until his plate was well filled bis papa said, Johnny, if I give you this you will have to eat every bit of it or I will punish you" Johnny prom iscd that he would, and bravely did the little fellow try to do so, but in vain. It was too much for him. He would try again and again and then look sorrowfulIy at bis papa. Finally, laying down his fork, he said:
 Papa, if you was me which would you rather do. get licking or bust?
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
A madnan,s stranae Belief.

An unfortunate maniac was confined in one of the Scottish Iunatic asylums, his particular infrmity being an un- shukuble belief that every day was Christmas day and that he was din- ing sumptuousIy on turkey or roast beef and a good slice of plum pud' ding. His real diet, however, vas o' the plaiuest. he being seTTeC twice daily with d dish of oatmeal porridge. After daily describing to his atten- dunts the pleasures he had tasted iD his cut of turkey or what not he as regularly added Yet, somehow or other. everything that l eat tastes of porridge." This story 1t was which gave rise to the saying AS palatable as the madman's porridge.'
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
Price Of His Treason.

Benedict Arnold died in London June IA, 1901 His life after his treason was a most unhappy one. He was avoided by men of honor and on many occasions deliberately insulted. He re- ceived a considerable sum of money from the British government and made several unsuccessful attempts to en- gage in business in British America and the West Indies and finally re- turned to London. where he died in obscurity His second son, born in 17sO, entered the British army in 179S, served with credit in many parts of the world and three years before his death in 1854 was made a lieutenant general
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
lacked Somethinn.

You Germans have no sense of hu- mor," said an American to a German friend.
 Try me and sec" said the German.
 Well" said the American, you know America is the home of very large things-the highest mountains, the greatest waterfals"-
 "Oh, yes. yes, yes," said the German.
 And our trees" continued the Amer. icGn, "are so tall that in order to see to the top of them one man looks as far up as he can. and another man be- gins where the first man leaves off and looks up to the tOp.'
 But dat vass no joke; dat yass q lie"
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19

Very Intelligent. CboIly-IS this horse intelligent, me good fellah? GT0Om-Vcry. Look Out he don't kick yOu. sir!-Puck.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19

17he hgmmug bud5 Weue su9la8 and tha 5lr W55
 filled IlUl dvJ and some smoke, Q family Of pink squirrels Wera l5vuE beir noond5y meal Of b0rSless nuts. One sud- ,'G 5Q old maid W50ted to 90 10 tle coyaty. u3uld 5 lett6rc5rU8r2'
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19

J1o belLhoP5 uere 8Itta8 on tae bench smoking .e1peasjoe cl85r5 s cs9b str578htl uae0 tas clerH called one and sad yf
 that youn8 man 5lttla8 oUey there and his 5Uaet heart Wo0e to get married SeCreiy. uQuId the hote.l
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
Ucesn"T Ueau IT.

A man always feels like a hyDocrite when he brags of another mans baby. Washington Herald.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19

HAND LAUNDRY-The Jando Hand Laundry on Third street next to Golden North Hotel, does your washing without shrinking Che clothes. Family work given care full attention. If.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
Fireproof Paper Chimney.

A paper chimney fifty feet high and fireproof is a curiosity to be seen at RreSlau, Germany..-
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
FIVE GOOD ONES TO DRAW TO.

PebbIeF0rd and Gibson Rye. Bud weiser, Plge Ribbon and Pale Rain Ter Bee at the Board of Trade.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-11-19
Irish Stew.

Irish stew is a dish unknown in Ire land. The famous correction is oi New England origin.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-12-21
DEAR OLD SANTA CLAUS
 TO BE AT THE LOWELL

Santa Claus has notified Manager Frazier that he will be al the Lowell theater Christmas Eve with a load of candies and nuts, all put up in prettv little stockings, which he. will give to the little people and if pcsslbie leave another load for the Xmas mat inee on Christmas day Every child attending the Lowell theater Xmas Eve will be given a pretty stocking .ull of goodies by Santa Claus in per son.
 There will be a special program Gt the Lowell tonight, the feature being
 Silas Manner" from the famous novel by George Eliot. There are good sit nations in tbese two reels and they are finely handled. There is q multi plicity of characters G6 are in the cast: this, will make for special iH- terest an exceptional offering. '-Tne Man in the Hamper" a special drama by the Lubin company Betty BUttin and the Bad Man" and "Jimmy's Fin ish' are two splendid comedies which
Bisbee daily review., 1913-12-21

tically the world ever for his feats, will hold the boards at the Royal for two nights only. He is known univer-
 ally as the rope and straight jacket ing of the world Any and everyone is challenged to tie him was a rope in such manner that he can not get loose. Should he fail in any of his efforts he agrees to donate large sum of money to any charity organi- zation in the district, Scotty does all of his work in open view of the audience
 In the insane asylums of the coun- try a straight jacket is used to se- cure violent inmates and it has been claimed that no one can escape from a straight jacket. scotty does it, and innumerabie other seemingly impos- sible things.
 Scotty is a man of the navy. He is a prepossessing, gentlemanly, blue jacket, through and through. Today he will be seen about the Royal, where a navy straight jacket, the style he uses, will be on display.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-12-21
CENTRAL GIRLS WON GOOD GAME

Central school girls yesterday wo,. from the Lowell Gir,s in the c'osest game of B. B. ever Tlay,d in the Graumar SchocT League, by score of 2 to ?. The work of Marion Keller and Veslie Stamper. guards for Cen tral, was the best play of the game.
 Matte English, Captain for low. ell, played a fine game at Jumg;2s Center Allie Smith. Eowe.I, rep,aceI Margaret Attaway in seccnd half and played a wondeFfB; game at guarding. returning the ball to Lowell for the only score they Er !e.
 The game was played on the Cen tral court. The weather was really tbo chilly foG an outdoor game slow ing the teams up considerably. The general team work was good on both sides Miss Bessie Gill was shown as reliable as ever as referee. Tine line up was as follows:
 Central-Emily Iougnin Alma Fletcher. forwards; Matte English, Charlotte Clark. centers; Grace Jones, Margaret Attsway Allie Smith, guards.
 Lowell-Della Sheppard, Ruth Pat. ton, forwards: Leona Wildman, KAth- orine Salmon, centers Marion Keller, Efsie Stamper, guards.