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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-23
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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-23
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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-23

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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-23

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8ciseit pom aife Den oprrenbru Spau,
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Zringe In mooernoe @riifte!
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-23

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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-23

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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
LLOYD GEORGE URGES NEED
OF HELPING ENGLAND'S POOR
He Would Tighten Powman's Lot by
Removing Great Abuses.

"The foremost task Of Liberalism In
the near future is the regeneration Of
rural life-tbe emancipation of the land
of this country from the paralyzIng
grip Of a rusty, effete and Improbable
system"
David Lloyd-George, chancellor Of
the exchequer of England, made this
mOmentous declaration in London re-
Gently at the annual meeting of the
National Liberal club. The land ques-
ton has been Mr.. Lioyd-George's hob
by, and the Conservatives have accused
him Of being ambitious to introduce
the Henry George system Of taxation
in Great Britain.
Recently they have been asserting
that the cabinet has sidetracked his
scheme, but the recent speech by the
chancellor Of the eXchequer indicates
that the government soon will grapple
with perhaps the greatest attempt in
its extensive program of social reforms.
Speaking of the agricultural laborers,
the chancellor said:
"Our reports prove conclusively that
there are hundreds Of thousands, If not
millions, of men, women and children
living under conditions with regard to
wages, housing and the rest Of labor
conditions who ought to make this great
empire hang its head with shame"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
This UiIL Stop Your
Cough In a Hurry
Save 81 by Making This Cough
Syrup at Home.

This recipe makes pint of better
made for $3.50. A few doses usually
conquer the most obstinate cough.
stops even whooping cough quickly. Sim.
pie as it is, no better remedy can be had
at any price.
Mix one pint Of granulated sugar with
" pint OF warm water, and stir for 2
minutes, Put 2la ounces Of Pinex fifty
cents worth in pint bottle; then add
the Sugar Syrup. II has pleasant
taste and lasts a family long time.
Take o teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
You can feel this take hold Of q cough
in way that means business. Has a
good tonic effect, braces up the appetite,
and is slightly laxative, too, which is
helpful. A handy remedy for hoarse.
ness, Group, bronchitis, asthma and all
throat and lung troubles.
The. effect OF pine on the membranes
is well known. Pinex is the most valu.
able concentrated compound of Norwe.
gian white pine extract, and Is rich in
guaiacol and all the natural healing
pine elements. Other preparations will
not work in this formula.
This Pinex and Sugar Syrup recipe has
attained great popularity throughout the
United States and Canada. II has often
been initiated, though never successfully.
A guaranty Of absolute satisfaction. or
money promptly refunded, goes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Pinex, or will
get II for YOU. II not, send 10 The
Pinex Co, IT. Wayne, Ind.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
THE COUNTY COURT
WAS BREAKING TIE LAW

AS State Labor Commissioner o. p.
Hoff ambled past the county court
house this morning his eagle eye, un-
dimmed by the commissioners so odd
winters, perceived that the county
court was violating the state labor law
in allowing painters to work on the
cupola Of the building without proper
scaffolding. The commissioner did not
delay, but went Immediately to the Of
flee of County Judge Bushey and put
the matter up to the Judge, and his ret
inue of county commissioners.
Mr.. Hoff told them they would either
have to put the sCaffolding up or he
would have the county court arrested.
The county court came through and
the workmen were ordered to quit
work until the scaffoldlng could.sbe
erected
The law requires that for any work
that is done on buildings at a height
Of 20 feet or more above the ground
the workmen must have scaffoldlng on
which to stand and railing to prevent
them from falling. The workmen on
the cupola Of the court house had
merely board suspended by ropes,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
WILSON'S PROPOSAL
PLEASES SENATORS
Think His Occupancy Of the Presi.
dents Room VIII Prove Bene.
fetal to Everybody.
UNITED PRESS LEASED wIRB.l

Washington, Feb, 27,-President-
Elect Woodrow Wilson's declaration
that he will occupy the presidents
room in the Capitol constantly during
the special session of congress was
most favorably received here Follow
ing are some of the comments voiced
by legislators on the plan;
Senator Kern Undoubtedly the
president and congress should keep in
closer touch, The proposal that the
president occupy his room at the Cap
itol is excellent"
Senator Thomas-"It is splendid
idea. Wilson's success in New Jersey
was due to his attention to details, his
going into caucus and his personal at
tention where measures were being
created"
Senator Pomerene-"The closer as
sociation there is between the presi-
dent and congress, the better they will
understand each other"
Both Senator Pi+tman and Senator
MARITIME commended the plan.
Governor Marshall of Indiana, ar
rived at noon and had a heart to heart
talk with Wilson. 1t is supposed the
conference concerned the cabinet
makeup.
In discussing his turning down of
the invitation to membership in the
exclusive Chevy Chase club in Wash
lngtOn, Wilson declared this after
noon:
my declnation Of membership in
the Chevy Chase country club in
Washington was in reply to an offer
of honorary membership. I do not
expect to have time for golf, but If |
do, prefer to join the club as a reg
ular member and pay dues like any
other ordinary member
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
LEONE CASE-BAER
VISITS FRIENDS HERE
Drifts Into The Capital Journal Office
Delightful as a Stray Sunbeam
From a Winter Sky.

Miss Leone Case-Baer, whose grace
full and pungent pencil brightens the
pages of the Oregonian with delightful
comment, vivid description and bub-
bling humor, Is visiting Mrs. George
Waters of this city, coming up Tues
day, and thus getting a glimpse of the
legislators before the last sad rites
and suggestiyes flowers marked the
passing Of that infant aged As days 2
hours and 80 minutes. The Capital
Journal acknowledges a most pleasant
visit, for she drifted in unexpectedly
like a stray sunbeam through an Ore
gOn winter sky, the more delightful
because unexpected With her came
Mrs. Geo, Waters, Col e. Hofer and
Mr.. Geo. S. Simmonds. She expressed
her delight with Salem, admitted she
was at odd moments writing a book,
"a cross between Mary McLane and
Three Weeks that might be either a
song or sermon, but was yet name
less. She also gave Col. Hofer some
warm praise for his new book and
asked the Colonel how he managed to
so describe his heroine that all his
lady friends thought she must have
been the model and insisted that some
Of the scenes were so real that the
Colonel must have actually lived them.
/ Then between times she admitted to
the old Journal editor that she had
freckles on her neck, liked newspaper
work immensely and newspaper men
individually and collectively still more,
appreciated it when her copy was call
ed STUFF" and confessed to having the
worst mussed up and dlrtiest desk in
the OregDnian office. She was born in
Kentucky, but says she couldn't help
1t, but is a western girl anyway.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
URGES RAW WHEAT AS FOOD.
DR.. Harvey w. Wiley Declares Pint
Would Sustain Family For Days.

DR.. Harvey w. Wiley Declares PINT
Would Sustain Family For Days.
"Haf Of the children of the United
States are starving, and under the very
shadow Of the nations capitol there
are 1900 who are underfed. The very
foundations of the government are
threatened"
This statement was made recently by
DR., Harvey W. Wiley before an au-
dience OF thousand, who applauded
him repeatedly. He said:
People do not know what to eat
Farmers take more care Of their cows
than they do Of their children. Wheat
in its natural state is the best balanced
food for the muscles and the mind"
DR., Wiley told how to make enough
breakfast food from pint of wheat to
last family Of four for four days at
cost Of cent and quarter a day.
He said all that was necessary was to
grind the wheat in coffee mill aud
prepare 1t as ordinary mush is made.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
FINDS FISHPOND OF NERO.
Roman ExoaVator Discovers Reservoir
Under Palace Where Fish Were Bred.

Roman ExoaVator Discovers Reservoir
Under Palace Where Fish Were Bred,
Professor BonI, who is supervising
the excavations on the Palatine hill, In
Rome, has made an important archae.
illogical discovery. Beneath the basil.
lea Of the Flavian palace he found two
narrow stairwuys leading to "piscina,"
water reservoir consisting Of five
large compartments. 1t is still intact,
covered and well preserved by water
tight cement,
The reservoir dates from the time Of
Nero, when 1t was used as a pond for
sea fish, with the object Of breeding
exotic fish for the emperor's table.
That the artificial rearing and hatch.
ing Of fish were practiced in ancient
Rome is attested by Pllny, who refers
to a fish called scarns, found between
Rhodes and Crete, but bred artIGcially.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
INvENTS MYSTERIOUS MOTOR.

German American Has Machine That
Works Apparently Without Power.
An American company Is said to hold
the sole rights to a new motor which
Count Zeppelin has gone specially to
Frankfort to report upon for the Ger.
man imperial government
1t Is the invention Of German
American named Bolzhardt, and II is
claimed that neither gas, oil nor elec.
trlclty Ia necessary, the motor taking
lts power from the earth and the air.
II is exceptionally light II It works
II will mean much to heavier than air
dying machines
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
FOR SALE
OR TRADE
WHY PAY RENT9

When you can buy good 5-room
house on a paved street, large lot
good well water, bearing fruit trees.
Price $1250 on your own terms; small
payment down, balance $3.50 per
month. Act quick or you will miss a
good bargain.
65 ACRES.
Go acres on the famous Howell
Prairie, only $1OO per acre; one of
the best buys in the valley; all under
cultivation except about 12 acres tim
ber and pasture. Terms.
$50 ACRES.
The best 25O-acre farm on Howell
Prairie; deep rich black loan soil.
Price, $11O per acre; terms. On main
road. Mr.. Farm Buyer-don't buy a
farm until you have seen Howell Prai-
rie, the cream of Oregon land.
VACANT LOTS.
1926 will buy eight large lots.
$3.50.
$3.50 will buy fine lot in North
Salem, close to a paved street, car
line and school. You will have to act
quick.
We have a beautiful lot in Fair
mount Park addition; very slightly,
choice location. Price $500; terms.
5000.
For a few days only we can sell a
choice lot, 6Ox147 feet, on Court street
near state house; 7-room house Price
$S7OO; terms.
ON EASY TERMS.
We have a number Of houses choice
lots and fruit tracts that we can sell
on very easy terms.
TRADE.
We have so acres of land-price,
$165O--that we can trade for city
property. What have you?
INSTALLMENT HOUSES.
$S5O-$15O down, balance SIS mo-;
6 rooms.
s125O-$25O down, balance SIS mo-;
s rooms.
$16OO-$25O down, balance, SIS mo-;
s rooms.
$2OOO-$5OO down, balance $40 mo-;
G rooms.
We write insurance.
We rent houses.
We loan money.
BECHTEL & BYNON.
BAT state st. Tel. 452 Main
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
APPLES AS A CURE FOR DRINK.
Chicago Clean Food Club seIIs Fruit to
lnjure Liquor Traffic.

Iniure Liquor Traffic.
The Chicago Clean Food club sold
1900 barrels of apples one day re.
Gently. To put this quantity OF apples
in circulation required the service Of
twenty-five commission firms, 1900 gro
GERS and 1000 women inspectors. The
apples were sold to poor families at a
price Of 81. go to $2.75 a barrel.
THE LIST Of January there were
100000 barrels and 100000 boxes Of
apples In cold storage in the United
States" said Mrs. J. @. Bley. In 1912
25 per cent of the stored apples had to
be destroyed because they were held
too long, The people need apples and
will buy them If the price is not too
high. Any man or woman who eats
apples will not drink liquor, The apple
is doing wonders in the way Of liquor
cure"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
Real Estate Specials
Real Estate Bargains

IA acres near Liberty, with almost
enough fine timberto pay fir the place;
a portion is in cultivation, and a few
acres can be easily cleared. Price
$3.50 per acre. Considering the high
price of wood in the vicinity of this
land makes the price of the land very
cheap. 1t is all very fine land, no waste
land, If you want it come in at once;
it will no doubt be picked up within a
few days. We advertise nothing but
good property.
JOHN II. SCOTT.
Phone 1862. Over Chicago Store
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
ILLINOIS CANNOT
ELECT 4 SENATOR

UNITED PRESS LEASED wiRE.l
Springfield, Ill., Feb. 27.-Taking adj
vantage of the absence of a number
Of Republican members Of the legis-
lature who left to catch trains at the
close of a Joint ballot this afternoon,
the Democrats took second ballot
and tried to force the election Of two
United States senators by a majority
of a quorum. The Republicans frus-
trated the plan by refrainlng from
voting and by leaving the hall so that
no quorum remained Then Speaker
Mckinley, after stormy arguments, an
nounced that mo quorum was present
and that no election was made"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
BURGLAR lNvENTS THIEF TRAP
With Tears In His Eyes Felon 6esS
Mercy on That Ground.

With tears streaming down his
cheeks, William Cornell, burglar, who
has spent twenty.elght years Of his life
Of 1fty.four yenrs In prison and who
has invented a burglar alarm, begged
Justice Cor Of New York city for
mercy recently,
81 have patented burglar alarm,
your honor" he explained Through
the money that expect to realize on
that 1t Is my hope that may be able
to live an honest life hereafter and be
able to look honest men in the face"
He was sentenced to one year
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
Surprise Your Friends.

For four weeks regularly use Dr.
Kings New Life Pills. They stlmu.
late the liver, improve digestion, re-
move blood impurities, pimplos and
eruptions disappear from your face
and body and you feel better, Begin
at once. Buy at j. G. Perry's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
More Trouble Over Thaw.
UNITED PREss InLsrp WINE.

Albany, ~ Y, Feb 27.-As result
Of the scandal over a reported attempt
to free Harry Thaw from Matteawan
Insane asylum by the use Of a 5000
bribe, DR.. John W. Russell today re-
signed the superintendency of that in
stitution.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27

She is bright and Tiyacious enough
to make a poor deyB Of a newspaper
grind, forget the blues or even the leg
isIature and all its worries. In fact,
if g0od old Tom Hood had been here
to meet her and feel the witchery Of
her presence and the infinite charm of
her, he wOuld have rewritten his
Fair Inez," and told of that young
lady as she came back improved an
hundred fold by her journey into the
West She left for Portland and
work" as she expressed it on the 2:3O
electric train this afternoon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
just a Corpse Now.
LrN1rnp rnrss leased wrnr.l


Palm Beach, Fla, Feb. 27.-James
A. Moffett, president of the Standard
Oil company Of New Jersey, is dead
here today, He had been i'll but a few
DAYS.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
A Coffin by Mail.

TUNIINU TIHo" IHNDNU HIHH'I
Pittsburg, Pa, Feb. 27-Weighing
slightly under the prescribed II
pounds, baby's casket has been re-
ceived over the parcels post by c. c.
Donnoly. a local undertaken here to-
day. .iI.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
Gets Il Swift StenOg.

UNITED PRESS LEASED wIREl
Trenton, N. j., Feb. 27.-President-
Elect Woodrow Wilson has confirmed
the appointment Of Charles Swan,
aged 30 years, of Newark, N. j., hold
er of the worlds stenographer record
for speed and accuracy, as his private
stenographer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27

Do not restrict your children to
what you know yourself, since they
we're born in another time than yours.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27

He who frowns in giving gives but
little; he who smiles in giving, gives
abundantly.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27

When the OK falls down the butch.
ers are many.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-27
Famous Artist Again In Salem

CELEBRATED
CHANDISE AMOUNTING TO BEGINNING THURSDAY MORNING
Arizona republican., 1913-01-05
LITTLE JAMES

Concerning Multiplying Signs of the Approach Of
 Hard Times)
 It looks to me like" sez My Paw, "'at we're tn verge of Hard Times which -shurely comn' with tn Democrat Adminstrashun just like I sed it would Things is Tightenin' up a Hole Lot rite here m FtemN II theys anything in Shes
 What Premonishuns of a Strngency, to Speek, in financhle matters have you yt?' asst naber, Perfesser Hobs which is a Barber; T been notisin some myself" he adz
 The Most Planest Sine I seen yt" sez My Paw S the Inability of tn Ladies of FeeniX spechlY tn younger Wuns to affoard Hare Brushes Comes an HlbbnS with which to keep their Hare Confined sos 1t hangs loose all over their Faces maxim em Picters of Woe. My Hart Bleeds fer 'em an if 1 was as well Fixt as I'd like to be, I'd every Woman in FeeniX had Brush an Come sos at she could keep her Hare her Ize
 "They's anuther thing l been notsin at proves [" me at Cant Poverty is Stockin' tn land in advance of the Democrat Admnistrashun You'n notia, Perfesser any of these here chilly Mornins Evcnuns lots Yolmg Ladies which cant affoard to buy Ear Muffs an has ot have their Hare Pasted down over their Ears to perfect em from tn Rggers of Winter.
 Tn older Ladies seems to be prosperous enuff wit, but tn chill of what's called Pennyry to Choose fer it's Victums tn Young and Beautife,"
 T don't know PerfeSSer Hobs, how you come to Notis all these here Sines Depreshun an hard times. I'm Observant myself but I ain't seen wOman's Hare Face all Winter Tn best l been able to do to git Glimst of their Chns which if it's a vary Long sometime Per troods below the Hat brims. I spose you ant told your wife yit about these here Fourrunners of tn Pannick which you been Skeered at"
 No replize My Paw, T didn't think it best to PrematoOry alarm her fer feer at she would misconstroo my motifs in ookn' Sines of Hard Times. By tn way, Perfesser you sed awhile back in this here Discushun you'd notsed some Sines. What they?"
 "Wiskers,' replize tn Perfesser. they's putin tn Barherous Bizness tn Bum