The Glenwood post., 1913-02-01
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Dseks"
"Deas Annis.'"
Il that the kind Of dear yss naasS
That's dear. told you wroaS.-
Dear Annie. vs were How -
you spsll wers. w-s-Fsr
mot this time. baby. WeFS thao
tina" Il
.'w. vsr. at the p.rt' How 81
yos spell park!"
"P-a-r-k.-
rs It that way oil the tios-
Yes I don't know Of any sxesD
tons. You see. don't know nScA
about spelling. Spell any olA way.
I'm going to read"
"Uncls Dick-Uncls Dick!"
"Yss! What do yoa vast ~
tine?"
what did mother ~ - vssa6
bring met"
Il 1oat know"
"Yss, you heard her. Shs saiA -
vas going to bring me somstAinG"
well. I'm sorry. but i've foreottaa.
You sec. I'm not like your mother. ]
can't act A. memorandum book anl
dictiopary. and all that I'm oa1
plain. ordinary Uncle Dick. I 6oat
know much moro than you DO"
"Oh. Uncle Dick-Uncls Dick! Tn
bloodthirsty!"
"That %! You don't look II"
II am! Ny tooth's loose and ~
bleeding and I can taste It. It's Aaol
I must b. bloodthirsty."
Tea are dssesaAsA froa DiraAea.
That's what makes yos like tAat Nsv.
Il yosn keep suist for half a hssf
- - rad viii tahs ~ - ~
~ cream soda Daaes a1A ~ 20
seos Sos cream so1a. Bst ran havo
y - Suist for half - Asse - -
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hto!"
Uncls Dack stspDeA b 10 ssooa-
strats. Nov. hook hsee. Ennai An
IL dine yoa vsrs eoos tAs ehlDl has
besa psefsotly AaDeyi Not . osaAA
ost of her. But g soea - yua ~
hack there is an tAis fsss!"
"Fsrfsctly AaSDyl No AosAti AAl
10 voaler! Lott q vha3 - ~
bssa alIovsa - Daay IN! Lasso I'd
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tAaa tAas!"
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ueskr
"Ysa. I sAink -.
DO yoa love ~ gisasF
Tea" vhispsss1 unsls Dssk
"AA1 yoa pst 'sa. toor
Yea bst col"
When he mother aaAe iaA> he
room tAs child vas sttn ia Uncls
Dtckis lap. His arns vsrs tight
aFoNnd her and thalr hsahe yers
close togstAse.
"Yoa o1gAt1t % ~ ~ sxespi
VIA Ha gooA.. the cAilA vas saytne.
wen yoa ~. I aoat have b han
- tha4 - q 4 eoeAse.. rseuansd
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a3eee tha3 a1saG VieA ~ dictionary
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ysW Uheos p0sk. - yua havo = sfvs
- se0se11nG easy."
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