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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-09-18
general came to be in the multi
m1lliona iro class

general came to be in the multi
millionaire class.
Any mention of General Butler
would be incomplete without some
illusion to his famous biographer,
James Parton. James Parton was
an Engiishman who came to Ameri-
ca and settled in the old town by
the sea, New bury Port, thirty miles
from Boston and twenty from
Lowell. Mr.. Parton married lit
erary lady, who was famous con-
tributor to the New York Ledger,
under the pen name of Fern Leaver
and Fanny Fern. Mr.. Parton al
ways reminded me Of the descrip-
tions of Thomas Carlyle. having
the same cast of features, pale.
scholastic with spare form. He
was quite methodical in his habits,
walking in the country lanes at GER.
tain hours of the day and stunning
social intercourse with his neigh
bors. | feel sure all readers of the
Mirror will be amply repaid for
their time spent in studying Parton's
life of Genral Butler; the soldier,
statesman and hero of New Orleans.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-09-18

of things, but a new one has been
sprung: The Agony Squad" Can
you beat it?
New York City" Yes, it always
reminds us of one vast fish pond
filled with suckers.
There is no hope for the woman
who cannot manage to be on time
for bargain sale.
Failure is the result of waiting
for other people to do things first.
Give me True Friend" The
rest of the world can be yours.
When man acquires a peck of
trouble, it looks to him like a
barrel.
Once in while a cook has as
many troubles as butcher.
What is "shindee?''
Johnnie A., of the kitchen crew.
is real battler when it comes to
charging a pail of spuds with
sheath. Say guy, | give 'em hick-
DRY.
What did Paddy call you on
the way out?" was asked Of his prom
inent's side wheel. Now saw"
(retorted the wheeler) Il amt
much on dat poisonal stuff, but hon
est to Gawd he used to call me lots
OF things wot amt in Webster's."
State prisons are filled with peo-
pie who thought they were clever.
1t is the greatest manifestation of
power to be calm.
Paddy says: The dentist springs
another: How much money have
you got?' Paddy uncovers his
b. r.
Let me see," said our dentist.
I'm afraid we'll have to treat
UNI, yes-one, two, three teeth-ah,
yes-five, six, eight, eleven-hah!-
thirteen, fifteen and two is seven
teen"
paddy with the B. R.) Hey,
there! Wait minute! What do
you think you're treating, a combY'
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-09-18

be taken on trust, and if we made
good, our position would be secure.
But on the other hand if we failed,
we would be considered unworthy; so
it is with a man leaving prison. He
is given another chance by society
and ls taken on trust, and it is up
to that individual to make good.
And after we do get our freedom, if
we choose as friends men we are
not ashamed to ask to our homes
and Introduce to our mothers, wives
and sisters, we will make good. and
If we leave booze alone we will not
have to be in doubt about our ac
tiOns.
We will all have to agree that it
does not pay to be at war with the
laws of the land, for the law is
much stronger than we are End by
trying to gain living along the line
OF least resistance is going to bring
us before the law and sooner or lat
er we are going to be citizens of
some walled city. No man with
good common sense will say he is
happy behind prison bars, once
they have had taste of it, and why
not make the start now to a better
life, of freedom and happiness
A. G.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-09-18
American League
WRITING NOTICE.

All inmates are hereby re-
quested. when writing, to
place their register number
and page number on the up
per right hand corner of the
envelope, in the space to be
covered by the stamp. The
page number will be found
written with a lead pencil
on all incoming letters. Com
plianCe with this request will
cause letters to be mailed at
an earlier date.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-09-18
POPULATION

Mum Der of Inmates at Old Prison sol
Number in First Grade 4O7
Number in Second Grade. .I74
Number in Third Grade ................. 10
Received during week.............. 2
Discharged........... ......................... L
Last Serial Number. 1880
Number of Inmates at New Prison. .462
Number in First Grade. oq1
Number in Second Grade. 158
Number in Third Grade. IL
Total Population of both prisons. 1908
Cell changes at Old Prison:-4O1-346;
34o-3z4; 54S- 555; 539-237; 403-393; 402-
Cell Change at New Prison: SCOOP;
4o4-497; 333-106; l06-351; 26O-498; 1866
AS; 454-3rd.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-09-18
ST. CROIx

81, UnULA
Child of six criminal. "
Crimes range from burglary to
highway robbery" | told you so!
We may look soon for the appear
ance of the professional safe cracker,
and the strongarm chap among the
kiddies of 5, 6 and years of age.
One old friend to whom we for
got to address our new-opening
salutations. = that brother Badger
Otto Mobile. Here's how" and
the glad-hand thou mobile one.
Madam Blavatsky was at one
time a resident of London Town.
| wish some one knowing, would
affirm for me, just why that impress
sion sticks" Maybe because | long
ago read something to that effect.
But did [:
An ancient monarch's inscription
above the door to his palace, for his
admonition in times of prosperity,
and for his comfort in time of adj
versity: This, too, shall pass
away" Commit it to memory, o
We of little heart and lost faith, and
We shall become an optomist, pur-
poseful and forwaroly.
We have coined a new name for
our professional criminologists.
We call 'em crlmers,' for short.
Don't that sound sort O. grizzly
like, though?
The best three out of possible
five and you win the pennant. We
don't. We've done the best three
out of that five. but the pennant has
failed to materlalize for us. Might
be baseball jargon for all you
know.
An egg, from surface indications,
appears perfect specimen of its
kind, may, on being broken, be any
thing but that.
Theosophy teachs the oneness of
man. and soul wrought through ev-
olution of matter to infinite proper
tions.
1t takes pair of shears to estab-
lish the shorn lamb"
Increased cost of living. IONA
Gale in Woman's Home Companion
on, Ethics and Cooks" recon-
mends that we proceed to license
cooks, following the form by which
we permit doctors and lawyers to
engage in the practice of their re-
spective profession. If then your
wife can't cook, yon are not to
mind the extra expense, but hire a
certified culunist. But say, why
not, finding your wife can't cook,
move to Utah, get another and live
happily ever after.
The light of eternal fires does not
mean damnation, but reflections
| thereon.
Wit is what made the freshman
put on the hand car-and got the
Dago" to do the pumpin'.
The spoon-bill is coincident with
that monthly gas bill, as many an
irate papa has rose up to remark
The easiest way out of difficulty
is to act on the other fellows ad.
vice.
A doctor may get all that is com.
| ing to him on this earth-but think
of the other fellow!
! That crude oil very often signifies
a proportionate quality of elbow.
grease. is right.
/ Whenever we hear 'typewritel
supplies mentioned, we always
think thar chewing gum and side
combs should be included.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-09-18
JOKER'S BUDGET
BY PADDY

When one of the gents who lost
in the tug-of-war contest on field
day was asked why it was that he
failed to hold the winning hand
said: How could guy win with
that big gent standing on the other
end of the rope" When asked
what big gent he had reference to-,
said: Why, the Librarian"
Mickie, me friend, was up to see
the Doctor the other day, and when
asked what the matter was, said:
l think olive writer's cramp."
The little red curtain is still on
the job; but it has nothing on that
little red coat.
What is the matter with the
mail? Don't know. Ask Grand
Dad, the chief engineer of the
Barn Yard Express.
The Usher has been bothered the
last few days with sore throat.
Just knew something was bre wing
during Fair week.
The human cigarette has now
Joined the muckers union.
Sometimes gent gets so warmed
up in trying to reduce the high cost
of living that the cold storage
comes in handy to cool him off.
No" said Capt. Alexander, to
gent that wanted something for
pain in his knee, you better wait
until the doctor comes. There are
three kinds of pills here, and all
though somewhat of sport, l don't
like to take three to one shot and
run the chance of handing you the
wrong dope"
The road monkeys seem to all
have a bad case of the dropsy lately.
Every time they get chance they
sit down.
Have to keep cake of ice on the
typewriter now days to keep it
from getting too warm when using
it.
Officer Morrison is wearing
pleasant smile the last few days. Oh!
just the kitchen boat has not been
rocked for week or so.
We have known Mickie to break
into chin feast with rough neck
when he thought there was drink
in sight; also to break into a run
when he saw the cop coming, and a
judge told him once that he broke
into building and it is claimed he
did not deny it, but.we take off our
3onnett and wish him success since
he broke into print.
Mex was setting down, the other
day and seemed to be thinking pretty
strong on some problem. The
officer walked over and said: What
seems to be the matter, Mex?" II
was just trying to think what rule I
broke the other day." said Mex,
and | was made to eat two pies as
punishment What do you want
to know that for?'' asked the off Ger.
So can break 1t again." said
Mex.
Old Dan Patch got frisky the
other day and started to run away
with Gum Shoes, but when inter-.
viewed in regard to the matter re-
fused to state if he was bound for
the lemonade springs or the rock
candy mountains.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-09-18
Latest Baseball News

Following are the percentage tables of
the three leading leagues up to and includ-
ing Tuesdays games:
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-09-18
HERE AND THERE
Sherlock.

Sure; peddle 1t to Paddy.
We've heard our choir called lots
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
| K. K. K. S T % r E
right. and that they have been mislsd
nv rlavsP ankamavx

right. and that they have been mislsd
by clever schsmers.
"But . situation so serious as tbs
present one. In which certain persons
are claiming to hold the grand Jury Of
this county IN their hands, calls for
exposure. and when my father told
me Of the proposition that had boon
put up TO him. I made up my mind
then and there that would stick to
my guns and that I would tell the
public the whole story from begin
ming TO end. emitting nothing that
would show clearly tho motives b.
hind this plan. where certain persons
claim that they can move the wheels
OF Justice 20 suit their own selfish
purposes and influence the actions Of
. grand jury Of this county.
Much - ] dislike to indulge IN
personalities. ! feel that the situation
d 20 serious and acute that Il b my
plain dsty 10 The psopls ana TO myseis
to uncover - far a. possible the
workings and methods used BY q Ger.
tain ct Of men to accomplish their
financial ends"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
LOT FOR HOME
CHOSEN BY LODGE
MAsONs SELECT SITE AT CORNER
OF SIXTH AND KLAMATH AVE.
NUE-BUrI.DINc PLANS NEXT
IN ORDER

The lot At the corner Of Sixth street
and klamath svsaps. belonging to
Mrs. Fred Meihass. was decided upon
- the location Of the Masonic Temple
ct last nights meeting Of the local
A. ,. 4 A. n. order. The lot Is OFFER
to the order for $4,000.
Following the acceptance Of the
committees report regarding the So
lection OF . site. the matter Of rails
Ing the money with which to purchase
the property was discussed. ana .
ways and means committee was sp-
pointed to circulate . stock subscrip-
tion to secure the $4,000. Tho sub
'cribsrs will pay . fourth Of their sub
scription ~ soon - the lodge accepts
tas subscription and appoints . build
Ing committee.
Much snthusissm vas manifested
by local Masons In the plan. II d the
Intention Of the lodge TO erect .
building at lsast three stories high. Of
arsproof construction.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
LOCAL SExTET
MAKING A HIT
KLAMATH FALLS MUSICIANS
PRESENT SPLENDID niIL At
STAR THEArER sOIO AND
CONCERT NuMnEiss RENDERED.

In place Of tho regular vaudeville
attraction. q pleasing change Was giv-
On patrons OF the star thsatsr las,
night. whom . scxtet Of local musl-
clans gave q program Of solos. duets
and concert numbsrs. Members Of
the sss'st are X. Rsvey and Harold
Fecse. eornets; Marion barnes. from.
boLe; John Hubbard. baritone: Lss-
ter TcrwiiliEcr. tuba. and Howard Ev-
erett. alto.
In addition TO tho musical numbers
a vocal solo By Mr.. Hubbard pleased
tho audience. The program. with q
splendid bill Of pictures. viii be given
again tonight.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
CONDEMNED Will
GET LAST CHANCE
sPANos AND SEYMOUR, sExrExC.
KID 10 BE HANGED FRIDAY.
ARE GIVEN A STAY OF ExECU.
TlON-NEw TRIAL POSSIBLE

United Pres Service
SALEM. Feb. ll.-Spanos and sey-
mour. sentenced to hang Friday. wore
today given . stay Of sxseutioa. This
viii probably cause the cases 70 90 to
the suprsns court eA The question Of
. rev trial
The two msa were convicted Of the
murder Of Dskaskaloas In Msdford.
Tho murder was most brutal. Rob
berry ID supposed 70 have bssa the
motive.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
county COURT ATTACKS Aeeysfls


He started right In with his story.
The nrst thing he said was. Bill. this
grand Jury u going to break your
neck And then he said that. q .
friend. he would advise me to resign.
The grand jury would indict me, he
said. ! asked him what charge they
would bring against me. and declared
there was nothing In my of1cial life
that would not bear the light Of the
fullest and most hostile investigation.
He answered that Il would makg NO
difference whether or not could b
convicted on any charge that the
grand jury would bring: that the i'm
portant thing would bs that would
b. dissraced before the people Of
klamath county by reason Of the in
dictment. and that before trial could
be held . recall petition would b cir
culated and that would b. thrown
out Of once before could defend my
self.
Il asked him who we're back Of this
move. and he said that ] had very In
nuential people opposed to me. II b
different now to what Il was Q fsw'I
months ago. he said. the people Who
are against you now are msa of IN
! asked hin Who they we're. |
and he said that very likely during |
The next week would b approached |
BY two msn and asked to resign. II
lsksd him who these two men we're.
Hs said they would probably 10 Ala |
Martin and Charlie Moore.
y went 70 Portland within . DAY or
NO. and upon my return my father
old mo that Martin and Moore had |
made their proposition 70 him. Il
Il was astoundsd that any ct Of
nen In this county could pretend 70
ave control Of the grand jury, or
hat such IN outrageous proposition
ouid be placed before any man. Ill
I'd not know whether or not he pre-
sntions Of Martin and Moore we're
assd upon fact. ] knew, Of course (
hat D. v. kuyksndaiI. former district
ttornsy. who had initiated the pro-
ssdlnss against the county court ~ L
'rs the present Grand Jury. was at-
'rnsy Tor the First National bank.
nd handled tho personal business Of I
Iartin and Moore; but could not I
'sn bring myself 70 believe. and !
'nnot now bring myself to believe.
'at the msmbers Of the grand jury Z
= eonsciousIy under the inausncs Of
~ set q men. prefer 70 believe
~ whatever The msnabers a the L
Fa4 1usy have dcas has been done !
III the thought that thsy we're d
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
Leading Clothiers
u. G. Waite has returned TO Merrill
after q short Walt here.


WASHINGTON. u. G.. Web. liz
Tho house Judiciary committee vossd
today no, 10 repor, any bill this sss.
sicn sngtheninx OF changing the
term Of the presiaont. This bill kills
the Works resolution.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
|SUFFRAGETTES TO
. START TOMORROW
GENERAL" ROsALIE JONES AND
HER COMPANIONS WILL MAXI
THE LONG HIKE 10 ATTEND
THE INAUGURATION
United Press Service

United Press Service
NEW YORK. Feb. il.-''0snsral'
Rosalis Jones and her associates viii
start for washinstoa tomorrow. They
viii assemble at the Hudsoa terminal
At . o'clock In the mornins ana VIM
60 70 jersey City.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
March 25. 1914"
I'rsss,ier speaks

Premier speaks
unitsd Press Service
LONDON. Fob. ii.-when Premier
Asquith rose In the house OF com
mons to speak Of tho Scott tragedy
the galleries were packed. Tho pre-.
mier declared that scott's appeal shall
not fall ON deaf ears.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

United Press Service
LONDON. yeb. ii.--Relstives
are today trying TO notify the wife Of
Captain Scott Of the death Of her hus-
band. She is aboard the steamer
Aoranxi. bound for New Zealand, for
the purpose Of meeting her husband.
30 far communication with the vessel
by wireless has not bsen established.
The eject Of the publication Of
Captain SCOTS final message Il mark
Cd. The heroic deeds OF the party
are arousins the patriotic spirit Of
the public more than anything In rs-
cent years. A great memorial service
VIII be held In st. Paul's cathedral.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

The work Of moving the FIRST Ma
tional bank into new quarters on
Fourth and Main street was started
this afternoon. Tomorrow being .
holiday. the bank will BE- closed. and
will open In the new location Thurs
day morning.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

After On absence Of severn, days.
neecssita,cd by . sudden attack Of
Appendicitis. Icon Boiler has resumed
his studies u tho klamath county
high school. Boiler is q guard on the
high school basketball team.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

NEW YORK. Fob. i.--rslis Dsas
today sent tho following message 10
tho United Prcss:
There 10 no reason At all for inter.
vention. ! am strongly Of the opln-
Ion that there h no necessity for for.
eIgn aid"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

Robert A. Johnson. manager Of the
klamath Development company.
leaves this evening for San francisco
To attend 90 business matters. lie
win be- away several days.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

a box Of candy will be given to the
most popular Girl at the skating rink
Friday night. the winner 70 bs decid.
cd BY vote.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
JAPS CONTINUE
Be D|S0RDERlY
TROUBLE FOLLOWING THE RES
IGNATI0H or A MEMBER OF
THE CABINET ooxrlNUEs-aoo


Un1to6 Pr0oo ooFvco
TOXIC. vsb. 1.-THE trouble pre-
etpttatsd hy The resignation Of Kat
eusa from the cabinet continues.
otrest Ashtlas h In progress. ana
further attempts have been made TO
barn newspapes onces. Two hum
~ asyoots have bsen made.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

Mrs. Charles p. Mcguire Of NJ. He
bron. who has been visiting Mr.. and
Mrs.. }. y. Mcguire. viii rstusn home
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

John Holman returned TO yainax
tn's morning. after . visit 70 klamath
Sails u the Interest of ths Jndias
service.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

August Liskey returned 70 Midland
'odsy after . short visit In the county
ssat.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

Miss Esiei Campbell loft Monda,
for q visit with friends st Sacramento
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

D. ". Dsvsry came n from Merrill
last night on business trip.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
Will 4 ADVISED M MS UNCLE
Continued from Page -

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To-Day that Madero had Left Mssico
CITY and had sons To cusrnavses. Is
miles distant. with several hundred
soldiers.
Peace nsso,iations with Dias are
progressing. Tho xspitistas are
marching TO the capital 70 Join Dlas.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

The tax records we're turned over 70
Sheriff Low last night. There = the
sum OF ell3.3s6.37 for collection.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

Gus \. johnson. q we'll known trss-
citing man. Ia hero from aaeramsnfe
to call on the trade.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

Hiss Lorinda saubsr has returned
from . visit with relatives ct Malin.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

Indian Agsat Rdson Watson left
this morning for the klamath reser-
walton after visit Of several days In
klamath palls.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

wAsHlNdroN. d. c.. Fob. H.
= was of'eially announced today that
.ns policy Of non-Intsrvention In Mes.
'co would be adopted. However. the
army and navy will bs ready to move
on short notice II necessary.
capitalists and nnsncisrs are bring.
ing pressure to bear on President
70" and Secretary Knox 10 Intervene.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

}. W. DePuy Il here from bis ranch
near Midland.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

Loo Todd and u. n. Morris, we'll
'' xnown Merrillites. are klamath vslls
v'.'.ors today. While here they ere
'es's'ered at the American house.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
q. u. Hoffman IL registered ai the
Hotel Hall iic 10 from Portland.

Miss Faye HoEus Ia rapidly rscov.
crinx from her recent serious iiiusss.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11

Mr. and Mrs. A. q. Mack Of Med.
ford. are guests at the White Pelican.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-02-11
HEROES Of SOUTH POLE H0NoatD


that those who depend upon us are
provided for.