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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-09-05
HITS WOE
FoR NEW YORK YArxs

WASHINGTON. sept. BY bunch-
ing three init on GLila IN the seventh
irnif : ana coupling them with "A ba~-
GA b'l--, N"w YORK ~rpied three runs
ana Vol tho opening game OF the se~i--
from Washington her" today Tn,
score We 3 e. .. Score
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AND MAPS
BATTLE FOR IL INNINGS

CLEVELAND n. Sep Tn = thrice
f'ed game. Detroit won from Cleveland 4
20 2 iu J. Inning to-day After bayfDr
frur~ OFT three time. cobb drove IN
fFe Winning ran. which was scored a.
Z r~wfofd. who Ike Cobb. rad ror~ hf.-
less tr Goo the final inning score
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Two hase hits, YerHes. Hooper. Three.
o.tNe nv u Murphy. stolen bases.
iiooper. Reng Walsh. Struck out Hush
) Base IN balls Noseley. Q. IIouck &
lfush. J. Umpire: Evans and Ferguson
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-09-05

TWO base hit Meyers. Home run
Smith. stolen base. Doyle Double
plays Fletcher. Doyle and Merisle.
fa-t ou balls By IeSreau. =. struck
out by TcSrsas. .. 10y lingung. 5. TIM
pires Eason and Fireman.
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Cutshaw. Fisher and Dauberts CutHhSw
and Dsubert. Murray and Doyle. Base
ON balls. OFF Marquard. 2. of Crandall.
/ off Walker. 3 Off Ragan, /. Struck
out: By CrsndRil. 1. hy kagan- 4. I'm
pires: brennan and Eason.
Second CANA
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-09-05
MATHEWSON SIZES UP COOMBS
AND TESRAU FOR BIG SERIES

eQualled and the chances are that
Drew p mark II the first one to be re-
corded since buys fscnus century Drew
was aii 20 have the best chance e.
make a new mark by the Late Mike NiuT-
phy. who knew traak men well enough
70 be able 10 predict such performance
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-09-05

Three base hire. Mowrev. Warr.-.
Mitchell stolen haf- k0uafrFr. Ht-.
o. hai.s Robinson. g. stru.x out. HoI
nsou. D. Sallee. ]. Umpire KLEIN end
ORTIZ
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-09-05

Two base hits Jackson. Turner. John
ston. Lolden Three base HIT: Baumann
stolen base. Bush. Double play. Bush
hhuman AMI Tutweiler. Base on balls,
or Gregg. of Dubuc. O. Strur--T,ut.
ny Gregg. c Umpires. IiIldebrand and
OI.oughlln
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NATIONAL LEAGUE

YssesrdAys Rssulta-
.Brooklyn. 9. New York. ,.
''New York. .. Brooklyn. 4
.st. Louis. I; Pittsburgh. 2.
flttsburgh. g. ST. Louis, 4.
Chicago-Clnci. not scheduled
Boston Philadelphia. rain.
First game SECOND
game. ''s-lO innings
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Boston - q a n o q
philadelphia -. % . . 40 %
Two base hits: Lewis. ID. Mummy
maker, Mclnnis. Double play: SchanR
ana Collins. Base on balls: Leonard q.
nan. J.: Penuock. 3. brown. 2 struck
OUT Leonard, {. Hall. 7. Plank /:
Iennock. !. Brown. 2 Bush. J. I'm
idTes. Ferguson and Evans
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SPORT WORLD

MacEs o.. IN. after winning sirt~cn
pnt or r"ffrtarr. loses "a uH.Ilt- neH.I.r
n" the hauks. Caldwell Ineffective mo "a
~ ff" trIr shuts the .rlsfira OUT
Witu IwI l'f. The fff.II.. HarlfraF
MarIuard Tesreau. af.I Nathews.u iu
t row johnson hulH. the Itel Es1 a.
ono MT ir frI folHIs ard loses Thsu
tH" newt tHV GROOM ar.H EuErI win fu "A
e tutFr f.eveluri wins Iif.e ouf ~
-FOUR from tho Nefhlnfira nrf l.aaa H...
= ifaiGht O. washington nrf Euaf.u
there ar those whu desire - r~r mo
To- futu.f OF baseball affairs and snn
Insist uron knowing IN advance what
may happen
They ara saying that speed vii BE-
Ereaf m Tor BOO ffr worlds series n tho
At letl-1 ana Giant como f1Eefher
Hgsir. Thai is wfat they said two weave
sfH lI Tho Athletics showed On g.
~ u. but -turrof t.e ether fellows T.
nv fhH Athletic have urif two rurr.
who hsNe stolen mono than a. bases
while The Giants have i've ON tho ofhe~
hand. The Athletic have i've men
among 80 'eailnE run. scftera IN tho
ArerigIn lcosue While tfe New Tartr
have three Take your choice
Almost every follower ~ TRACK an.
Iefica bel . ad irrt ran kcllv's marx OF
nine ard fhree 9th seconds has beer
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AMERICAN LEAGUE

YesterdAy's Results.
New York. 3; Washington. J.
CD Boston. =; Philadelphia @.
CD Boston. 3; Philadelphia, T.
st Louis. 3. Chicago. 4.
'Detroit I: Cleveland. 8.
D-Frrst game. (2l-Second
game. Ill innings ia in.
nings.
To-day's oamSA
Chicago at ST. Louis
Detroit at Cleveland.
New York at Washington
Boston at PHILADELPHIA.
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Buy Your Suit By Comparison

You have bought clothes for number
where receive the value for
Examine these suits that sell
Then will be fully convinced and satisfied t
buying your clothes At Shermans-WtiY? Because
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tcoutinusd on PHge TsAD
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S SsOSk ISTt . S SSSSSSS % g 3
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-28
URGING GREAT SALE
OF CANNED FOODS

Dealers, grocers, iobbers and manutac-
tur,rs al over the country are Joining
hands during the week of March 3lst to
April Jtn IN an effort 70 arQudlut house
wives with the economy and quality OF
canned foods.
1t is now a We'll known fact that heat
IS the only preserVauNe used AN pr pdlIuS
these economical foods. The cans are
sealed and stcriiized AT "a temperature Oh
go degrees. which prevents any coutam-
nation and keeps the contents fresh ana
wholesome as The DAY the tins were hIIed
III the Cannerles.
National Canned Foods Week. during
which dealers and groccrs viii make
canned foods their salcs-ltatureS, Us FOR
the purpose OF demonstrating to house
wives that the cost of living can De cut
with such foods, and that they may be
served an hundreds OF delightful ways
and thus served daily without monutony.
The farmers wife especially fluids n ad-
vantaseous 10 relieve herself Of all the
cooking possible and Canned Foods en-
able her To do this and at the same time
improve the quality Of her meals.
Women in every community should OBJ
serve National Canned Foods Week by
going TO the dealers and putting I'M a sup
ply. The saving and general satisfaction
IN the use OF Canned Foods is entirely
worth while.--Ady.
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BeGLOW.8I|56()('}7I W8|((I s. IS 8: s !
OE&e QUBEES
By FRANCIS PERRY ELLIOTT
90 ILLUSTRATIONS bT EA/uHA=vS
oo>oheN011T /5sI 81 60A4J zzh82XX cUAe4lyy

ly. and | patted his knee. Doesn't
make Jolly bit Of difference to me
personally. Just told you because
thought you ought to know. You Just
go right along and continue your du
ties, 30 far as | am concerned"
Jenkins hand slipped along his
knee and yentured TO touch mine
timidly. He rose heavily.
Mr.. Lightnut, sir" he said huskily
III you're not going to need me very
much could be excused for a while
tonight
by Jove, yes, Jenkins Go out and
enjoy the evening; 1t will do you good
stay as long as you like, dash It!
You know | dine tonight at the club.
Go to a roof garden and get some
fresh air"
A toss Of the head broke Jenkins
calm; his fist struck his palm.
1T amt that, SIR" he exclaimed Il
don't want no fresh air, but | do want
fresh resolution and fresh start.
I'm going TO find him"
Hint" l was startled. Dash me. I
half thought he meant the Chinaman.
Him, sir: that temperance lectur-
er, l mean. I'm going to get out a
paper against that old enemy there!"
And he shook his fist at the whisky
decanter.
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feet sent my chair thudding back
ward.
"Why-er--good evening" l man.
aged to stammer. Just managed, you
know. for, give you my word, never
was so bowled over In my life
never And on the instant I guessed
what 1t meant The kid" that Bill
ings referred to wasn't a kid brother
at all, but kid sister-girl, by Joye.
Are you busy?" [ saw the fash OF
parted in a smile. IF not may talk
TO you while7"
| mumbled something designed to
be pleasant-dash me II | know what
and managed to summon sense
enough to lift toward her a wicker
armchair. Then | dashed into my
bedroom to chuck the smoking Jacket
and get into a coat And all the while
| was thinking harder than ever had
thought it possible
Just the thing 10 have expected OF
an ass like Billings--a fellow with no
sense of the proprieties His kind of
mind had never got any further than
the fact that | lad a guest-room and
quiet apartment. The further fact
that 1t was in a bachelor apartment
house and / bachelOr-and not yet
out Of my twentes. dash it-would
never have presented itself TO a chump
like Billings as having any bearing on
the matter.
"Of course, | must get right over to
the club and leave her in possession
It's the only thing left 10 do" This
was my thought as | slipped into my
coat and gave my hair a touch-iust
a touch, don't you know. The thing
TO do was TO carry it off as naturally
as possible for few minutes. and
then slip away. Probably she hadn't
counted upon my being in town at all
had taken It for granted it was
some sort of family partment-with
housekeeper, servant maids, all that
sort of thing
Now. just few minutes Of con
versatiOn to put her at her ease" |
reflected, land then I'm off. I'll get
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-28
HOW TO TREAT PIMPLES AND
BLACKHEADS

For pimples and blackheads the fol.
lowing is a most effective and eco.
nomical treatment: Gently smear the
affected parts with Cuticura Oint.
ment, on the end Of the finger, but
do not rub. Wash off the Cuticura
Ointment in five minutes with Cuti.
cura Soap and hot water and continue
bathing for some minutes This treat
ment is best on rising and retiring
At other times use Cuticura Soap
freely for the toilet and bath, to as.
sist in preventing inflammation, fri.
tation and clogging of the pores, the
common cause of pimples, blackheads,
redness and roughness, yellow, oily
notify and other unwholesome condi.
tions of the skin.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. l., Boston"
ADV.
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tired and off to bed before you get
home from your dinner"
That's all right, old chap; jenkins
will look after the young one"
heard Billings chuckle-I remem-
bered that chuckle afterward.
Not much OF the young one there.
Eighteen. you know. Never of to
school, though, until last year--and by
George. il was time Between my
mother ana my sister the kid was be-
ing absolutely ruined-petted, molycod-
died, and was getting soft and silly
oh, something to make you sick. Well,
so much obliged, Dicky. You know
what these hotels are. Good.by'
| explained to Jenkins. All right,
SIR" he said. Il won't 60 out until
after nine. It'll be time enough"
And so went Gu returned early,
about ten. and sat reading jenkins
was still away, and the door OF my
guest room was open.
Good evening""
The voice behind me was soft, nv.
sical. delicious.
whirled about, and there, within
the door. leaning against the frame.
was the most beautiful creature l
ever saw in all my life.
A girl! But oh, by Jove. such .
girl! A lovely. resy blonde. dash IL!
Golden-haired angel-lorg, droopy
kind Of lasles. don't you know-Syes
like dreamy sapphire ssas-oh, tnas
sort Of thing--a peach!
The leap that lReught me - ~
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the janitors wife to come up and
stay near her"
And | dashed back, murmuring some
jolly rubbish OF apology And then |
just brought up speechless-almost
fell over backward For as she stood
there under the light, | saw that what
| had taken for dress of black silk
was not dress at ALL but a suit OF
pa5amas-black, tilmy pajamas, whose
loose elegance concealed but could
not wholly deny the goddess-like fig
ure within
I'D have known you anywhere. Mr..
Lightnut." And then found that we
were shaking hands, my fingers
crushed IN grasp never could have
thought possible from that tiny hand.
From hearing Jack talk, your name
Is sort OF household word In tho
Billings family"
mumbled something Jolly idiotic-
some acknowledgment But I was
pink about the ears. and | knew II.
while she was cool and serene as q
lily of the wAat-you-call.it. don't you
know. was trying not to see the
pajamas, trying to pretend not to no.
tice them. but dashed II l didn't only
make It worse!
For she looked down at herself with
laugh-rather an embarrassed
laugh. thought: and her little shrux
and ssancs directed attention to her
attire.
II 80 you're looking at the d,
jAmAa,S che saiA amllinG
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CHAPTER v,


Long distance call from Mr.. BIZ
ings, sir" said Jenkins, lifting the re
ceiver.
BY Jove, he had just caught me as
was about to leave.
Hello! That you, Lightnut" came
his voice. Say, old chap, you remem
Der you said you wouldn't mind put
ting up the Kid overnight on the way
home from college. Remember? Wants
to rest over and come up the river on
the day line"
Yes, remembered, and said so.
All right, then! it's tonight. BE
there about nine from Boston. Don't
go to any trouble, now, nor alter any
plans. The kid will probably be dead
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corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Pav
Pills are a tonic to the stomach. liver and
nerve5. They invigorate instead of weaken
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing it they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
it. Price IS cents All Druggists.
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Deep Discrimination.

You seem inclined to encourage
your wife to be a suffragette"
yes" replied Mr.. Meekton IF
can thoroughly convince her that de
sire her to march and make speeches
maybe she'll get resentful and refuse
TO do so"
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Richard Lightnut. an American with an
Affected English accent, receives pres
snt from friend In China The present
proves 10 be pair OF pajamas. A letter
hints or surprise 10 the Woarer. Li8htnut
@ons tho pajama and late at night gets
sp for q smoke His servant, Jenkins,
comes In and. failing TO recognize Light
aut, attempts 20 put MIN out Thinking
ths servant crazy. Ldghtnut changes nus
Ftothss Intending to summon help. When
NJ reappears Jenkins falls on his neck
asth joy, confirming Lghtnut's belief
AMf hs In crazy
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CONSTIPATION

Munyon's S Paw-Paw
Pills are unlike allo,b-
er laxatives or cathar.
tics. They coax Ii
liver into activity by
gentle methods, thev
do not scour; they do
not grippe; they do not
weaken: but they dc
start all the secretions
of the liver and ston-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-28
Their Reasons

why do managers try their new
plays on the dog?"
ITO see If it is bowling success.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-28
In,nortapt IN Hrotbar.
CjrcumstantiaI Evidence

Did you find our poor friends spir.
its were broken?"
Yes, in a way He was ordering
nothing but brandy smashes."
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-28
ASK FOR ALIENS FoOT-EAsr

the Antisepttc powder 10 shake into your
shoes Relieves Corns, Bunons, Ingrowins
Nails. swollen and Sweating feet, Blisters
and Callous spots. Sold everywhere, 2bc.
Don't accept any substitute sample FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, LeRoy, NY. Adv.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-28

sEEDS--Alfalfa Sc: timothy, blue grass &
cane &; sweet cloyerS9 Farms for sale d rent
on crop paym'ts. }. Mulhall 500 City, la.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-28
Need OrIQinal rhinkers.

We want today men and women b
think for themselves; working mea
Nave beeE too apt to accept u
thoughts of othsrA-E4~AaneA
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-28

Only One "BROMO OUININE~
That Is LAXATIvE BROMO OIjININE Iool
for The signature OF n. w GROVE Cures n Cos
In One Day, Cures Grip in Two Days. %c.
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II 1t wasn't for worry some people
would have nothing to do.
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Not Mucl

My feelings have been lacerated.
Did it take?"
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Mistake

No Sympathy.
He lost money in a wheat deal
Then | haven't grain of sympa
thy for him"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-12-11
Methodist Church.

Next Sunday morning the
eleven O'Clock service will be
for the boys. The subject of
the sermon is Goliath of Gath"
We invite every boy under 80
years of age.
The evening sermon will be
an appeal to young men. Two
Bids for Your Manhood or the
Saloon Against the Church.
/ wish to say that this
means no abuse or insult to the
men engaged in the saloon bust
ness; as men they need the
church as other men do. But it
does mean unconditional and
u%nremitting antagonism to the
liz uor traffic. and its attendant
ones. The fact that sixty
thousand American boys must
learn the drink habit each year
in order to keep the saloons
running. is enough to make
every man who loves a square
deal, tremble for orr future
manhood.
I -)rdially invite every saloon
man to this service.
The PASTOR.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-12-11


IT'S a beautiful custom this
Christmas
Remembering each old friend.
With some little tardy memento
Which takes with it love without
end;
Tis sweet to be thus held in.
memory
one you hold close to your
heart,
But at Yuletide let's not be for
getting
That the gifts are but one little
part.
There's a far grander, holier
lesson
To be cleaned from this season
of cheer.
It isn't just jewels that are
crayed for
BY the ones to whom we are
near;
Give kindness and love and as
sistance,
Not only to body. but soul,
And you'll find that you're draw
ing much closer
To the seasons significant goal.
Give a word Of sweet solacing
comfort
To those who are laden with woe,
Give sympathy where you can
mete it.
Hold no such thing as a foe;
Send some little glimmer of 5an
shine
To the lives that are far from the
light,
lis then that you'll know the
full meaning
OF that star hat shone forth in
the night!
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Child's Reasoning.

Mamma, Santa Claus isn't
married, is he?
Il don't know. Why do you
think he isn't dear"
Cause if he was Mrs. Santa
wouldn't let him stay out that
way at night.
NO ROOM FOR ANY MORE.
Coin to hang up your stock
in Christmas. Mickey?"
Nav"
Better. You might git it
filed.
IT'S filled now"
What With"
Holes
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8rRrtal GnltAay
Snharrtpttnn OffRr

From now until January 1, 1914, the News
will accept subscriptions at so cents per year,
cash, to all addresses within Curry County.
This offer applies to back subscriptions as we'll
as renewals and new subscribers.
Now is the time to take advantage of this
exceptional offer. we are making for short
time only in order to increase our list of sub
scribers. Farmers especially are invited to
enroll on the list, and get the Curry County
farm news, late land law rulings. market re-
ports, general crop conditions, live stock news,
country correspondence, railroad news, local
happenings and protection for the unfavored
common people in the administration Of public
affairs by public servants.
THE CLOVIS NEWS is the only peoples paper
published in Curry County without a collar.
SUBSCRIBE Now!
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August Carlberg and John
Starkweather were in the city
Tuesday. Mr.. Carlberg made
proof on his homestead before
Commissioner Curren.
Mr., and Mrs. j. B. Huguley,
of Salida, California, were in
the city visiting Mrs. Huguley' S
brother, John f. Taylor and
family from Sunday until We'd
nesday. Mr.. and Mrs. Huguley
have a splendid home in sunny
California.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-12-11

F.. E. Lovett, of Texico, was
in the city the first Of the week
and re-enlisted in the CLOVIS
NEWS subscription service for
another year.
Subscribe for t Youths
Companion and t e CLOVIS
NEWS under the new clubbing
offer of So. so a year, until Jan. 1,
See Earl E. Forbes or call at this
Office,
t.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-12-11

There is too much said in these
days of the manger, too little of
the cross. Of Christ's birth we
hear very little from t h e
Apostles. but everything of his
death and resurrection. Hence
it has rightly been said the
vicarious atonement is not a
doctrine of the Gospel it is the
whole of it.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-12-11
Railroad
Time Table

No.
11S. Ar. from Chicago, Kan
sas city, Wichita, Amarillo
and points east ~.-1O:50 a. m,
119. Dep. fer Melrose, Fort
Sumner, Waugh, Mountain
air, Belen, albuquerque
and points west 11:2O a. m.
ia. Ar. from Pecos, Carls-
bad, Roswell and Portales
~ 1856 a. m.
ia. Dep. for Amarillo, Wich-
tia, Kansas citv, Chicago
and points east -- IL AS a. m.
III. Ar. from Chicago, Kan
sas city, Wichita, Amaril-
10 and points east 1905 a. m.
III. Dep. for Portales, Ros-
well, Carlsbad and Pecos
1925 a. m.
118. Ar. from albuquerque,
Mountainair, Ft. Sumner,
Melrose and points west
$3.50 a. m.
118. Dep. for Amarillo, Wich-
ita, Kansas city, Chicago
and points on Coleman
cutoff 4.35 a. M
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"a Preference

Bobbie, would you rather find
your Christmas present in your
stocking or on a tree?"
I'D rather have it on a tree,
cause there's more room there. "
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-12-11

The Taylor Stock Company
filled their engagements with
the Lyeeum Friday and Satur-
day nights, and, although the
weather was decidedly incle-
ment both nights, large crowds
greeted Mr.. Taylor and his
troupe. My Fathers Son"
played Friday evening and
Alias Jimmie Valentine, for
the Saturday night engagement,
were clean, moral and entertain
ing.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-12-11

King Solomon had a great
head, all right"
Certainly. He was the wisest
man who ever lived.
guess he was. He had all
of those wives Of his before
there was any such thing. as
Chri stmas.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10
MADE OLD GENTLEMAN WROTH
Misunderstood Editors Use of French
Word, and Trouble Was With
Difficulty Averted.

Il was in Indiana, not so very
long ago. that the daughter of an old
White River farmer was reading the
country newspaper to himself. She
had got to the Personals" and read
this:
Mrs. Willie Morritts. nee Black.
has returned from visit to her par
ents in Indianapolis
Il don't quite understand that"
said the old gentleman.
What don't you understand" in
quired the daughter.
That part about Mrs. Willie Nor
ritts, nay Black What does nay
Black mean?"
"Oh, that's French, and means she
was born Black"
yes, nee Is French for born"
We'll. II amt SOL" calculated the
old man, jumping up and shaking his
fist. II knowed her parents. and they
were as white as anybody that ever
lived In Indiana. and Ill see that ed
itor about it." But before he could
get away the daughter explained mat
ters, and the old gentleman cooled
down.-Exchange.