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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
That Jubilant.

Harry X. Thaw's lawyers. success.
full so far in keeping their client in
Jail safe from the immigration au.
thorities. rejoiced over the failure of
William T. Jerome to see the Premier
after his trip TO Quebec.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Still Talking About 1t.

July 81 little poem" on Mary'S
saint appeared in this paper and with
It is still going from ocean
o &C AN. We reproduce the poem
~ ith some Of the recent verses:
Mary had a new style skirt.
Al slit up TO the knee;
Aad everywhere that Mary went,
TIE rubber-necks could see.
-Hopkinsv,lle Kentuckian.
Mary had a little gown.
A hobble. says the rhS me.
And everywhere that Mary went
Took quite lengthy time.
Louisville Courier -Journa .
Mary had little skirt.
She slit il most in half.
And every where that Mary went
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Services At Court House.

The floors of the First Bapii, t
church have been freshly varnish-i
this week and all ~ the services 70
morrow will be held at the Court
House. Sunday School ut $50 and
preaching at IL a. m. and 8 .. m.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30

now. l was very
young when my first
baby was born and
my health was very
bad after that. |
was not regular and
/ had pains in my
back and W as so
poorly that l could
hardly take care of
my two children. l
doctored with sew
eral doctors but got
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Will Not Re.enliSt.

Tom Humphrey. recently dis
charged from me u. S. Navy will
make his mere and RAJ taken a
position win me A ogul wagon
Wo-ks
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Schools Overlooking.

In New York 100000 school chill
dren have registered rs part tim
eis." owing t. the crowded condi-
ton of the schools.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30

Mrs. Alex. Frazier. Of L)1isvIll1.
arrived the first of the week OIL a
visit to her daughter. Mrs. h. {.
Anderson, us East Twelfth street.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Bouncing Boy.

BON To M. aim Mr.. Emmett
G. zee. south of town. Monday. a
y u, their secord.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Stanley in Paducah.

Coz gresham Sta Icy will speak
in Paducah on Labor Day. next
Monday.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Mrs. Waddlll Dead.

Mrs. M. E. WauDIll, a sister of
Judge c. J. Pratt. died at Ovens
boro a few days age.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
GaynOr to Bolt.

Mayor Gaynor will bolt the Demo-
cratic ticket and run for re election
N New York AS an indep ndent.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
They saw her little calf.
Purchase Property In Lafayette

Mr. X. l.. Horn. who recently sold
his farm near Pembroke has purchas-
ed the G. NJ. Cayce resident in La
fayette. possession to be given Dec. /.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Another BOOtlegger.

Angus Johnson. negro. was sent
to jail at o Snesboro last "Wednesday
u. S. Commissioner Avian Clark.
who was found guilty Of bootlegging
whiskey.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30

The Temperance Advocate - My
poor man. don't you know that most
alcoholic beverages are adulteratede
The Drinking Man-Sure, and that's
why / make 1t my business to take
larger drinks so that / get all Of the
genuine article that's coming to
me.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
MOTHER
so POORLY
Could Hardly Care for Chill
dren - Finds Health in
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etabIe Compound.

Bovina Center, N.Y.-"For six years
/ have not had as good health as have
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
HOpkinSyille Tobacco Market

Below is Inspector Ahernathy's
weekly report for week erding Aug.
% 1919.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30

" hen you want lire,
tornado. life or bond
insurance in the.
Oldest and Strongest
Companies, see
Il. d. WALLACE,
Office up stairs. over
Anderson - Fowler
drug store, corner
Ninth and Main or
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-11-14

Z
GentRemen-I-I-1f you really wish
ft-then as long as you wish TT will
do my best to hunt as hard and ride as
straight as a SaFtoris should thank
you very much-and I'll hold the whip
you give me TIL Tit can go into bet
ter hands,
Overjoyed at the turn of events the
old marquis fastened to the table, FILL
ed big bumper and then motioned to
all the company to do the same.
ladies and gentlemen he cried,
''the hounds wattI It's time for stir
rup cupl FIJI your glasses! I give
you a toast"
Cries of ''The whip" and Lady Dr.
greeted him.
Yes. the whip and Lady Dr. he
said, ''and not only the whip and my
dear Di-for the whip may soon have
a new handle to its name
A general murmur greeted this state
ment-
'tFalconhurst and Rievers may be
bound by a new thong went on Bev-
erIey. s'On a day like this it's a great
pleasure to ask you to drink not only
to your new whip-to my grandchild
Dt-bzat to the future
The strident tones Of a big footman
at the door interrupted him, or rather
inserted themselves into the pause he
had intended to be impressive.
The footman's words completed the
marquis sentence, but they also gave
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-11-14
FINANCIAL
Notice

Tor GOrty.eeven years we have been
conducting business At the Same OLD
f0catfOn, corner of Main and John
greet 2sreetA Eidgeport Conn, ana ous
ehere continuously. we have received
and paid out ON demand without mo-
nee millions Of dollars OF money de-
posted with us and we continue to
receive money subject to deposi0oPs
meek at sight. on which We allow
enFee peg cent per 2nnun1. GTediteN
% each account monthly. We eolfcte
ehe accounts of individuals. bus1nee9
men, INNS and corporations, sind an
San deposit money, checks or drAffas
ana leave it for one day, One week. om9
month or ono year. and draw interest,"
On II for any time iE Is left with a.
VIC give to the business our care1uS
Personal attention as the oldest MFD
u private bankers I'm this state
TT WATSON & co.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-11-14
Get PangaIay if Your
Feet Ache and Burn

How do you expect to take the pains
and aches out of the muscles of the feet,
or legs, unless you can reach the afflicted
spot? PANGALAY, which is known to-
Day as the greatest preparation ever
kinds has a truly magical effect upon
tired, sore, aching, red and infamed feet.
IT you walk a great deal, if you stand
cramps in the legs, if your toes distress
you, just get a 25c tube of PANGALAY,
squeeze little out and rub it thoroughly
into your feet and it goes right through
the skin and stops the pain instantly.
Do this at night and see how you feel
in the morning. At any drug store or
Curtis Chemical Company, 1T East 9th
street, New York City. 9
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-11-14
CHAPTER VIII.
To Nieterx-and You.n

ITO Victory-and Yous"
@HHREE weeks after the hunt
breakfast at FaIconhurst had
ended 50 disastrously for Bran
caster and Lady Diana, Sartor-
is and Mrs. D'Aquila met in a corridor
near the stables at the London horse
show. =
Sartoris had been making secret sig
nails to the woman in a box with a
party of her bohemian friends.
"Ah, at 1astp' he exclaimed in relief,
hurrying to meet her as she came
down the corridor.
Mrs. DAqui1a glanced to the right
and to the left as she walked swiftly
along. Her name and face were in
every newspaper In the United King
dom because of the great D'Aquila-
Brancaster case, begun when she start
ed her suit to prove her marriage.
ST could not get away from my
friends before she said anxious1y,
'sbut ought not to meet you at alp
lTo be Continued.1
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-11-14
T. L. WATSON & co.
PEOPLES SAVINGS BANK
924-926 Main Street.

THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE
BUSINESS OF THIS BANK DURING
THE PAST FEW YEARS HAS, BEEN
ESPECIALLY GRATIFYING AND
WE HOPE for the continuance of this
growth by our endeavor to deserve it.
We make every effort to be In cor
dial, satisfactory relation with our
customers and among the personal ac-
counts on our books we should be
much pleased to have yours.
Samuel w. Baldwin, President.
Willis III. Lyon, Treasurer.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-11-14

Send for Circular Describing Method
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
RAILROAD TIMETABLE.

AlmElAbLfs.
All trains arrive and depart from
Union depot foot of San Francisco
street All arrivals and departures
given in FL Paso or mountain stand
SANTA FE.
For Albuquerque, Denver, Chicago,
Los Angeles-Lv. $3.50 a m and 1905
From Albuquerque, Denver, Chicago.
Los Angeles-Ar. 1000 a. m and $40
p m
Ell PASO & SOUTHWESTERN.
CWestern DivfsIOn.)
For Arizona and SOnOra-Lv. 1880
From Arizona and Sonora-Ar. 700
a. m, 2:45 D m
For Kansas City, St Louis. Chicago
-Lv. 7:45 q m. 12:45 p. m, 2:55 p. m
The 7:45 a m train connects daily at
Alamogerdo with train to Cloudcroft;
meets with Cloudcroft train
From Kansas City, st. Louis, Chicago
Ar. SIS a m $50 p. m, $40 p; m
For San Antonio, New Orleans,
WashingtOn-Lv. 10 a n. $50 2. m
From San Antonio, New Orleans,
WESTINGHOUSE. 6:25 a m, 1880 D. m
For Arizona and California-Lv. 6:5S
a. m, 7:1O a. m. 400 p. m, 1905 D. m
From Arizona and CalifOrnia-Ar.
6:53 a m. 1920 D. m, 2:42 D. m. 500
TEXAS & PACIFIC.
For Dallas and St Louis-Lv. T:45
a. m, $50 p m.
From st. Louis and Dallas-Ar. $3.50
a m. $50 D. m.
NATIONAL RAILWAYS OF MEXICO.
For Mexico City-Lv. 1885 a. m
From Mexico City-Ar. 4:15 D. m
MEXICO NORTH WESTERN.
For MADEIRA, Pearson and Chihuahua
Daily, 7:O5 a. m.
From MADEIRA, Pearson and Chihua-
hua-Daily. 1905 D. m.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
Wanted-Board and Rooms

WANTED-Room and board wanted in
good location by family of 8 for at
least months: have complete furni-
ture for 4 rooms including gas range
and prefer to use furniture; want some
one TO reply who can offer accOmmo-
cations and need use Of furniture; must
move Oct. 1sL Phone 5671-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
Notice To Classified Advertisers

All classified advertising ordered
to run indefinitely It. f. must be in
writing. No I T. advertisements
accented over the telephone. Orders
to discontinue t (. ads must also be
in writing and can not be accepted
over the telephone. A stop order re-
cept viii be given when a t (. ad is
ordered discontinued
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
Helm Wanted-MaIe

~~~~-~-~-~~~-~-~-~~~---~
MEN-My illustrated cataIog explains
how I teach the barber trade in few
weeks, mailed free. Write Moler Col
lege, Fort Worth. Texas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
ROOM RED BRICK

4 ROOM RED BRICK,
Bath, sleeping porch; south front: on
3l12X14O, Tularosa St. A bargain at
SZ95O' 4 cash, balance 1, and years.
EASY WALKING DISTANCE
FroW down town 3 room cottage on
45X12O feet The ground alone is worth
more than amount asked, $500; ex-
cellent apartment house site: no trade
Terms 1.3 cash, balance to suit
4 ROOM RED BRICK,
Bath, fruit trees and garden. A dandy
home, on full lots, for $500. $500
cash, balance easy.
r. e. Bailey Land Co.
S06 Mesa Ave Phone 206S.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

$>\%> >%@%~%~~>~%l
. CLASSIFIED ADS. ON .
- PAGES 10 AND II -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
For Sale or Rent.

EXCEPTIONAL LOCATION.
Close in business property for sale.
rent or lease, suitable for wholesale or
manufacturing business. Apply H
Welsch. 311-313 W. Overland St. Phi. soc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

Man wanted to open FL Paso office
to handle sale of nationally advertised
patented specially. $1,000 capital re-
quired; strict investigation invited
Write Mr.. Ross. box So. Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
DIsTRICT MANAGER WANTED.

Position on EXCLUSIVE manager OF the
enormous business of a well known
nationally advertised speciality is open
for this district. Party who secures
position must be financially responsible
and in position to carry active stock
Of from $1,000 to $4,000 worth merchan-
disc; no competition; specially adver-
tised in all leading magazines; big
money maker. VIII close with the first
man who has right qualifications.
Write TODAY s So Herald
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
GLOBE 10 PHOENx.

GLOBE TO PHOENIX.
hours Via Roosevelt dam Leaves
Dominion hotel Globe. daily $3.50 a. m
Arrive Phoenix 4:3O o. m Fare. SIS
Make reservations in advance
GILA VALLEY AUTO STAGE LINE.
Globe. ARK
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
Arrivals and Departure Of Trains and Automobile.

ROSWELL-CARRIZOZ MAI. LINE.
Daily passenger service leaving ROs-
Wen and CarrizoZo at 500 a m
Westbound EastbOund
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

Through fare, one way, $3.50; inter-
mediate points, 10c per mile so lbs
baggage, free: excess carried
Roswell Auto CO., Roswell, n. NJ.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
Agents Wanted.

LIVE AGENTS write US at once. Our
men making 500 each week P o. 312,
Muskogee. Okla
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
For Sale or Exchange.

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Fine patented
homestead in Mimbres valley of New
Mexico. Write P. o. box S27.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

MESILLA VALLEY LAND for sale for
cash, or will exchange for Ell Paso
property. so to $50 acre tracts. Otto
Bombach. Mesilla, N NJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

TWO or three beautifully furnished
housekeeping rooms with sleeping
porch in private home. SIG Noble.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
Statesmen Wanted.

statesmen WANTED - A few good
men TO sell FL PasO lots at S45 to
$50 on easy terms; best seller on mar
ket today: birdseye view furnished. FL
PaSO Heights Investment Co, box $40,
FL PaSO- TaXas 221 Trust RldU-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

LIGHT housekeeping rooms, sleeping
2oreh, furnished or unfurnished. go
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.
Only abstract business in growing
county of New Mexico; good opening
for right party. Address VIM. +. A
Gierke. box 1912. San Antonio. Tex.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
EXTRAORDNARV

Modern red pressed brick cottage, 5
large rooms, full lots, south front on
parked street; spacious lawns, shade
trees, harness house. hay sheds, auto.
room Low cash value, $4,000. VIII sell
or exchange for upper valley land or
Sacramento mountain timber land. See
property, 1901 Z. Nevada St, FL Paso.
Royal Jackman.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

! Two ROOMS neatly furnished, gas
| Hght, range, large pantry, sink, sleep
| ING porch, SIC. 72O S. St Vrain. Phone
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

TWO connecting rooms for light house
tO9 Z. Boulevard
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

FOR RENT - Nicely furnished light
housekeeping rooms over Bryan Bros.
store; no children taken. Inquire at
Bryan Bros
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

FOR RENT - 2 housekeeping rooms
| ana sleeping porch, running water;
| Fren6I reasonable. 1920 Magoffin. Phone
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
For Sale-Furniture

BEDROOM furniture for sale. Wal
lace Annex, Apt. G Phone 1854.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

For Sale-Rooming Houses.
Fl NEWLY furnished rooms. splendid
bargain for cash Phone 3175.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

TWO OR THREE nicely furnished
pp1GusekeepIng rooms. 1913 n. Florence
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

! HOUSEKEEPING and bedrooms, close
| N w no children, dogs or invalids. Phone
! 1881 sol Mesa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

rooms for housekeeping, modern i'm
proyements. 14O1 W. Boulevard Phone
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

FOR SALE-Household furniture, desk
and office. supplies. Block 29, Altura-
Phone 5541.
FOR SALE-New furniture of . house
keeping rooms: rooms for rent: front
and back entrance; screened porch;
private family 912 n. Stanton
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
Rooms and Board.

FURNIsHED ROOM with or without
| board. 1713 Montana
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
Business Chances.

WANTED - Partner in grocery an
market business Apply 409 S. Virgins
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18
Secondhand Automobiles.

S~~~o~~-~~~~~~~-~-~~~~~~~
FOR SAILS passenger Maxwell, ex-
cellent condition, fully equipped, $3.50.
See L. W. TeeL 315 Texas.
FOR SALE-New 7 passenger Winton
Six; apply FL PaSo Garage, 2O8 North
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-18

FOR SALES room rooming house,
splendid location; close in Write NJ
E Herald
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-08-16

As will be readily understood, the
commission is able and willing to sell
food at very little above cost. Conse-
quently the housewife on the isthmus
can buy at prices that are never above
those in the states, and that nearly
always are considerably lower.
An important part of the commits
sary plant is the industrial and ex-
perimental laboratory in CristobaI,
where all the foods are tested and
many things, such as davoring ex-
tracts, are manufactured
The commission conducts more than
dozen hotels for white Americans,
where good meals are furnished for
80 cents each; score of mess halls
for European laborers, where a days
board costs forty cents. and about
twenty-five kitchens for West Indian
laborers, where board casts thirty
cents day. Something like a million
meals are served each month in these
various establishments, fer nearly ev-
cry employe of the commission eats
at a government table. 1t has been
said that no private contractor in
the world feeds his employees as well
as the Isthmian canal commission.
Very few of the men ever ate better
meals than they are getting on the
isthmus. and this is true of the Amer
leans as well as of the Spaniards and
West Indians.
No. you cannot avoid the use of the
superlative degree In speaking about
Colonel Wilson's commissary depart
m6nt
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-08-16
TIRED or BIS PEEvIsHNEss
Millionaire Gently Reminded That He
Was Not Alone in Quest of
the Missing Link.

A western millionaire of the newly
rich" variety recently came to New
York and one of his first extravagant
purchases was pair of diamond
crusted cufflinks, for which he paid
$3.50
But the pride of possession lasted
only two days, for one of the links
became lost High and low the mill
liopaire hunted for it, turning the
whole hotel upside down in the search,
but it was not discovered But he
would not give up the search
One evening a week later, while Civ
ing dinner party to few friends
and business associates, he recounted
the circumstances of his loss and con-
cluded by saying:
"Confound it; don't understand it
Here I've spent a whole week hunt
ing for that there missing link. and
still, by crackeY, can't find iti'
''Oh, cheer up," advised One of the
men who was bored by the recital
Charles Darwin spent a whole life
time in the same quest. but he wasn't
half as pee~ish as you are,"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-08-16
True Business Instinct.

Topham's was the smartest empor-
ium for miles around. You had to be
the last word in ''go" before a situa-
ton was obtained in that establish
ment Keen business men filled every
post.
One afternoon when trade was in
full swing an unfortunate customer
fell down the first floor stairs.
'Help." he groaned in agony. Il do
believe I've broken my Leg"
A shopwalker Immediately flew to
his side.
Broken your leg, sir?'' he inquired.
alphabetically. And then, in sharp.
clear tones: Cork legs! Third coun-
ter to the right. sir! Forward. Miss
Davisi"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-08-16
Lonq-Lost Mine Found.

The long-lost Cinnabar mine in Ne
vada has been found after a search
lasting more than thirty years. The
discovery was made some weeks ago
by George Keough while searching for
strayed stock, seven miles from Nina.
The discovery was kept secret IN
til claims were staked and assays
made of the ore, showing it to run high
in quicksilver.
Following the announcement of the
finding of the mine rush was started
for the district in which it is located.
Hawthorne, after finding the Gin
nabar deposit, became confused and
lost his way on the desert. He wan
dered about for several days and final
ly landed at New Boston, formerly a
thriving camp, but now extinct.
He conducted expedition after expe-
dition in search of the deposit, but his
efforts were fruitless. He described
the location. stating that two petrified
trees stood near the mound.
The stone trees are to be noticed
today as described by the old pros
pector, who died thirteen years ago.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-08-16
THE RIGHT SOAP FOR BABY'S
SKIN

In the care of baby's skin and hair,
Cuticura Soap is the mothers IA
vorite. Not only is it unrivaled In
purity and refreshing fragrance. but
its gentle emollient properties are
usually sufficient to allay minor irri-
tations, remove redness, roughness
and chafing. soothe sensitive condi-
tons, and promote skin and hair
health generally. Assisted by Cuti-
cufa Ointment, 1t is most valuable in
the treatment of eczemas, rashes and
itching, burning infantile eruptions.
Cuticura Soap wears to a wafer, often
outlasting several cakes of ordinary
soap and making its use most eco
nomical.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.'-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-08-16
Just Wanted to Be Sure.

Four four entire hours had the lady
remained in the shop. She had Wis
tied every department and worried
the majority of the statesmen without
spending a penny.
Toward the close of the afternoon
one of the statesmen, feeling somewhat
exasperated. ventured to make a mild
protest.
Madam he asked sweetly, ARE
you shopping here?'
The lady looked surprised. but not
by any means annoyed.
Certainly she replied But what
else should 1 be doing?"
For a moment the salesman hesi-
tated, then blurted out:
Well, madam, l thought perhaps
you might be taking an inventory"
Then the lady melted away among
the shadows by the door.