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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
AUCTION SALES


PUBLIC AUCTION OF TIE ENTIRE
assets OF Congress Cafeteria for the
benefit OF creditors. l.. S. Sampson. auc-
t!oneer sells OH Friday. May l6 1913, at
1899 q. n. at 2J-2T Il. First south,
restaurant tables, 200 quarter-sa~ed
OAK. wire bound dining chairs: about
lCo linen tablecoths: about 500 linen
napkins and dclies; 300 pieces OF
silverware consisting OF knives, forks.
spoons; large copper steam table, one
National electric total adding casn
register, recently cost $500. $3.50
Eclipse two-ovcn gas range: one small
ECLIPSE gas range; one automatic egg
boiler. gas eriddle plate (almost new);
Ice boxes. meat blocks. etc. Ono large
com6ina tion iron safe. roll-top desk,
one silent salesman. 6-foot showcase.
about 1000 cigars OF the leading brands,
large stock OF canned goods, teas, cof-
fees. suears.
Also four-arn electric fans, dis
play palms inlald linoleum, fancy
crockery. and. In fact, everything that
goes to make UP a flrst-class cafeteria.
Sale also includes a $3.50 Victrola and
large lot OF records.
This sale deserves the attention OF
all restaurant and hotel keepers cater
Ing to the better class trade.
The above sale is held positively
without reserve or limit In lots 10 the
| trade only.
| This cafeteria was recently fitted Up
! al a cost OF over $4,000 and everything
| IS in first class condition.
! Don't fail TO attend the sale. For
| particulars apply TO L. S. Sampson,
| auctioneer, 1913 West 1st South st.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
COAL AND KINDLING


e. P DEAL, COAL. BLOCK WOOD
and kindling. 165 East 4th South. Phone
Wasatch 1888 h2o
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
Western League

At Denver-pes Moines, /: Donvcr. o.
AZ Topeka-sioux CITY. 4: Topeka O.
~ Llncolp-St. Joseph, s.; Lincoln. J.
AZ Wichita-Om9ho. s: Wichita. 4.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
~. Boy May Recover

~, HDune.
's,si n SsshrHldf. a late hour this
e b.,ss va ssriea,{i,nie The North os-
SSd1 ssII.vss ssas ssttsndssnntss an auto. q; va: "a:
70 tSoy sustaI@nsISTs uSsStSSI@ITs more 'faisce: ta%or
sSull and otller { iH,,,lpE iGHo,mpounc
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
EYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT

DIR. ARTHUR BURROWS. OCULIST
and aurist; spectaclos accurately fitted
difficult cases solicited g3se3
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
SCIENTIFIC sANITARIUM

DISEASES OF ANY NATURE CURED
skeptical; il so, call at my office and be
convinced. One treatment only will con-
vince YOU. ]. II, IIorr. 252 3rd avenue.
Was. f12i-M b55S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16

And in accordance with law, and an
order of the board OF directors made on
the 1st day OF March. 1919. so many
shares OF each parcel of such stock as
office of tho company, 351 South Main
street. salt Lake City Utah. on the Goth
day OF May 1919. at the hour OF p. M.
to pay delinquent assessments thereon
together with the cost of advertising and
expenses OF the sale.
CHARLES TYING,
Secretary Abraham Irrigation Company
851 South Main Street. Salt Lake
City. Utah.
Sale date. May 20. 1918. at p. m.
b7s3
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M s,slss asls Get Busy.

M, Iribunc.
s'|. s|s:., ! s'';,o0sss 0sss.s. ',se' sse,. arrange
''''isf'';''SS III & IL H. ! Fl E'$e'S$.ss r. $ss
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
PENMANSHIP
IRON WORKS

JOE DEWEY, MANUFACTURER or
ali kinds OF iron work. Bids and estl
mates gladly furnished, 1856 Edison
steet Wasa tch 6l90. bs43
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
QUICK SHOE REPAIRING

MEMS SEWED SOBES. 6oc. LADIES.
doc. Utah Shoe Rep. Co., III So. w
Ten pie. Was 1897. we call and deliver
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
CURTAINS LAUNDERED


TRY OUR FAMILY WASHING; HIGH
class work We VIII save you money.
was 2033-W b2330
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BUTTONS
SECONDHAND CLOTHING

HIGHEST PRICES PAID FOR OLD
clothes and shoes. e. Green. Wasatch
1903. o391
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
FURS STORAGE, REMODEL,
ING.

MIDSUMMER PRICES; EXPERT FUR
riers: storage insured against fre.
burglars moths. Hudson Bay Fur Co,
1872 Main. Wasatch 1l61 b17S5
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
WHERE TO STOP

LINCOLN HOUSE. 6S EAST 1ST SO.
ESQ rooms rates 35c. 40c and soc; mod :
ern: baths, 1Sc. D1339
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-16
FURNITURE REPAIRING

w. WILLIAMS q SON. l68 N ST, WAS.
1546-W- Upholsterins. chairs recaned:
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HAIRDREssING

LADIES. MAKE YOUR APPOINT
ments early: we are open evenings.
W. 1886. VelvetIna Parlors. 81 E. 4th
South street s-teo
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-06

exclusively The newest model is of remarkable
beauty and excelence-the automobile fashion plate.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-06

IS the maker solid? You need to
| know that, now, before you buy
a car. For the day Of reckoning
in the automobile industry is here.
Witness the sudden changes in plans,
methods, models and prces-heavy stock
offerings -reorganizations big loans
failures, more than Is in the past year.
Excessive overheads and super-expanded
plants, extravagances, and mushroom
methods are coming home to roost. Already
several weIlknown makers have failed, and cars of
good reputation have disappeared from the market
Review of Reviews says automobile stocks are not
investment Neither is an automobile unless its m
sure to continue in business making good on his g
tee, giving service to owners and sustaining tn
mercal value and public standing of his car
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-06
Finest of Car Equipment

Has the finest of everything gracefully low body with
yachtIke lines long stroke motor left drive center
troll electric lights, selstarer, first quality moha top,
easily handled curtains ranvision glass 'front.' best Warner
speedometer Watham eightday clock Klaxon electric
horn, tire carriers demounabe rims full set of tools,
German silver radiator metal parts nickel finished four
cylinder tire pump. Price $3.50, fully equipped
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-06
Find Out About the Maker

Find where the maker stands before you buy Know that
the Winon Company has always followed sound and endur
ing policies No water in its stock bonds
cages to be charged for in its price frantic and frequent
changes in models that premaurey age and depreciate
prior models Juggling with quality, marketing of
pements graspng after quantity exaggerated price
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-06
A Car of Beauty and Excellence

You safely buy Winon Six for it is now in its seventh
year of thing impossible it hadn't been right
made by the company that founded the industry and the
first in the world to upon sx-cylnder
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-06
What Every Buyer Ought to Know

Find out about it Find out about the comp
makes it. Compare point for point with what you
out about other cars and other companies. Get
that tells what every buyer ought to know abo
happening in the automobile industry: sent or
owners and those intending to buy. Ask for Bo
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
Civilizing the Indian.

The following is from The Soul OF
the Indian" a book by DR.. Charles
Alexander Eastman. himself an Indian:
Long before | ever heard OF Christ
or saw a white man | had learned from
an untutored woman the essence of
morality. With the help of dear na.
ture herself she taught me things sim
ply but of mighty import. knew God.
] perceived what goodness is. | saw
and loved what is really beautiful. Civ.
ilization has not taught me anything
better. AS n child | understood how to
give. | have forgotten that grace since
] became civilized. | lived the natural
life, whereas ] now live the artificial.
Any pretty pebble was valuable to me
then, every growing thing an object Of
reverence. Now | worship with the
white mar before n painted landscape
whose value is painted in dollars. Thus
the Indian Is reconstructed, as the nat
ural rocks are ground to powder and
made into artificial blocks which may
be built into the walls of modern soci-
ety."
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
A Joke That Failed.

The clerk of a supply store in
southern Colorado did not know In
dian nature very well when he invited
a Ute chief to a boxing bout. After
explaining the use of the gloves. which
the chief seemed to readily under.
stand, they went into a vacant room
In the rear of the store to spar. The
gloves were adjusted. and the clerk
invited the chief to hit him. This, of
course, he failed to do, as Indians new.
err strike with their hands in conflict.
All at nee the clerk struck out, and.
catching the chief under the ear, land
ed him on the floor, This was enough.
The Indian sprang to his feet, pulled
off the gloves. jerked out a knife, and
the clerk had to run for his life. For
~tunately he managed to keep out Of
reach until some friends caught the
Infatuated Indian and held him until
he cooled off. Then the clerk explain
ed the joke, but with very poor suc-
cess. The chief consented to forego
vengeance for the insult, but he was
never friends with the clerk again
st. Louis Globe Democrat.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
WhstIer,s Eccentricitles.

Whistler's remarkable genius is no
doubt responsible for his many eccen-
tricities. He qunrreled indlscriminate-
ly with friend and foe, and for him
the public were Il set of ignoramuses
who had no right to any opinion what
evcr.
Especially well known is his quar-
rel with John Rusl:in. who in his
"Ars Clavigera" had heaped scorn on
n of Whlstler's "Nocturnes'' i'm the
following language. ~ have seen and
heard much Of cockney mpudence be-
fore now, hut never expected TO hear
a coxcomb ask 200 guineas for finging
a pot of paint in the public's face"
The artist promptly sued for damages.
and in the celebrated trial which fol-
lowed he was awarded one farthlng,
which coin he triumphantly wore as a
watch charm ever afterward.
In his art work. as in his own per-
sonal appearance. Whistler was fastid-
lous. His palettes were beautifully
wiped, his brushes faultlessly kept. and
as for his general behavior 1t was
foreign. one may even say exotic.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
When Lobster. Were Common.

The lobster was not always the arts.
tocrat of the supper table and the
most costly of d~elicacies. A man who
used to live In Maine, but now lives in
Ohio, has this "Reminiscences. according
to a writer In the Cleveland Leader;
Zone day here in Cleveland ! took Il
friend out to luncheon, and suddenly
the old appetite for lobster came back
to both of us, as we were both born
on the Maine coast. We had two full
portions. and the bill was 50. And yet
as a boy I've seen my father standing
oil the wharf. bargaining with n fish
erman for his lobster catch of the day.
and often. for 50 I've seer the lobster
fisherman turn over to my father the
entire catch, and the whole boatload-
$50 oil 800 big. black Holsters. perhaps
would be dumped on the landing and
taken back on our old farm as feed
for the pigs.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
He Took tha Cue.

He was a man who gave little and
got much. Today. for instance, he had
got a clothes brush. a basin of water.
a towel and Il shine, and he had given
nothing at all.
Tr-r-r-ring! went his bedroom bell.
The hotel attendant smiled sourly.
This was the fourth time he had been
summoned, and he did not hurry.
81 thought you were never coming"
exclaimed the visitor when the at
tendant appeared mt last. Are you
nicknamed 'Slowcoach|"
"No. sir" answered the attendant.
'"They call me Billiard cue"
Billiard cue!' repeated the visitor,
frowning. Then an inspiration dawn
ed. "Ah! Because you're such a stick,
i suppose?" he asked.
wrong again, sir" returned the at
tendant. IT'S because | work better
with a good iD."-London Answers.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
PITTSBURG

Brtter-Prints, BIZ; tubs, 30. Eggs
Selected, 90. Poultry-Hens, live, 16
OH.
Cattle-Choice, SS.4O@S.6O; prime,
$S.2OdS.4O; good, $S.1O@S,S5; tidy
butchers, s7.75@S; fair, $7.25@76O;
common, s6@S; good to choice heifers,
seas; common to fat bulls, $6@7.5O;
common to fat COWS, $4@7.50; fresh
cows and springers, $6O075, Sheep
and Lambs-Prime wethers, $3.50
$50; good mixed, $4.90@5.25; fair
mixed, S4.25@4.75; culls and common,
$2.50@3.50; lambs, $4@7.25; spring
lambs, $5.50@S.50; veal calves, $l0.5O
oil; heavy and thin calves, sS@9.50.
Hogs-Prime heavy, $3.50; heavy
mixed, $S.S5@S.9O; mediums and
heavy Workers., $S.90@S.95; light
Workers and pigs. $S.95@9; roughs,
$7.50Q7.75; stays, S6.75@7.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
They Couldn't Help Il.

During the American invasion of
Porto Rico. in the course of the war
with Spain. General Tasker II. Bliss
with his troops, was stationed near q
village held by an overwhelming force
Of Spaniards. Orders were to keen
his 'eye peeled" and. If he heard any
thing suspicious. to fall back abo, ;
eight miles. Instead Of this his men
turned in one day and captured the
village. chasing the Spaniards out.
The next day the commander of the
American forces came along to find
Bliss sitting in front of the home of
the chief man of the village. The com-
mander asked him why he had attack
ed the Spanish force, when he knew
that he was outnumbered. Couldn't
help it." said General Bliss. you see,
my men have been hungry for some
days, and the wind blew toward them
from the village. and some squaw vas
frying onions V there. And so"-
ArEOnaut.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
Bigness of Bio Ben.

Big Ben, which marks the hours for
parliament ut the top OF the clock tow
er Mt Westminster. Is bigger than it ap.
pears from below. Looking at the dial
of Big Ben from the northern footway
of Great George street or from the
Thames embankment, it appears as II
its diameter might he equal to the
space that n man of medium size could
cover with Outstretched arms. As q
matter Of fact. however, the diameter
of the dial Is twenty-three feet. From
the ground the minute marks on the
dial look like ordinary minute marks
and as If they were close together.
Really they are a foot apart. The nu-
merals are two feet long. The minute
hand, with its counter b~alance-the
heavy piece of metal that projects be-
yOnd the center Of the dial-is fifteen
feet in length. This hand is so massive
that during a snowstorm the clock is
sometimes retarded by the weight OF
the fakes that alight on it.-London
Mail.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
What He Was Showino.

A young nan sitting in a subway
car with legs crossed and one foot
showing a highly polished shoe and
silk sock extended so far into the aisle
as to make it almost impossible for
people to pass without coming in con
tact with the obtruding member was
brought to Il sense of his disregard for
others by three young women who sat
opposite. One said. II wonder If he is
showing his foot or bis shoeY" The
second said loud enough to be heard
above the car clatter and of the
amusement of others. II think he
wants to show his clocked socks
watch It," mo-" said the third, he's
only showing his bad manners" The
foot anne down and was lost in the
crowd which got off at the next sta
tion.-New York Tribune.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
Ole limo Trade Siqns.

On nearly all street corners ever In
he largest metropolis of Europe may
be found relics of the middle ages and
Of the earliest times. Take, for In
stance. the wooden image of Il shoe.
which every cobbler hangs out above
his door. 1t goes back for its origin
to the Rome of the pre-Christian era.
In the ruins of the lava buried cities
of Herculaneum and POmpeii many
shop signs of stone and terra Gotta
have been discovered. the f%orerunners
of those that for centuries adorned
the highways not only of Europe, but
of the new world. Among them was
the emblem of the shOemaker's trade,
a Cupid carrying Il dainty pair of wo-
mems shoes. But the Romans did not
stop there, They used the image of a
goat TO indicate the diaries. that of a
mule driving a mill to point out the
bakers shops and n bush of evergreen
to direct the thirsty traveller to a tav-
ern. This particular sign gave rise to
the English proverb, Good wine needs
no BUSH"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
ornamented With Scars.

The natives of some of the Islands
Of the Pacific are always glad to see
the doctor on his periodical visits. At
Kaiser Wilhelm's harbOr the German
government has stationed DR.. Heise.
gang as medical officer. He is a busy
man. Natives by the dozen come to
him, not to be treated for illness. but
to get the benefit of his professional
opinion on how to scar themselves ar
tistically. The natives are very fond
of scars, and nearly all Of them are
covered with specimens which have
resulted from self inflicted wounds
which were kept open by frequent
scratching or by the Introduction Of
foreign substances like sand, bamboo,
shells and so forth. The eXcrescence
which results from the average vacci
nation Is scratched off ut the proper
time, and the resulting large scar Is
very dear to the native, A young
islander whose face and body are n
mass of cuts, bruises and scars is con.
sidered the catch of the season by the
dusky bellies.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
He Didn't Know,

One June day in 1862 near Freder-
ickshall, Va, General Stonewall Jack
son saw II of General Hoods Texans
climbing Il fence to get into a cherry
tree. Where are you goingY shouted
Jackson. 81 don't know" replied the
soldier. "To what command do you
belong?' II don't know" the Texan
replied. well, what state are you
from?" 81 don't know" Jackson
gave the man up, but he asked a COM
rade what it all meant. WELL" was
the reply. "Old Stonewall and General
Hood gave orders yesterday that we
were not to know anything until after
the next fight"
The soldier was left to his cherries.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11

Laughter, while 1t lasts. slackens
and embraces the mind. weakens the
faculties and causes Il kind of remiss-
ness and dissolution in all the powers
of the soul. and thus far it may he
looked upon as Il weakness in the com
position of human nature. But If we
consider the frequent reliefs we re.
ceive from 1t and how often it breaks
the gloom which is apt to depress the
mind and damp our spirits with tran
sient unexpected CLEANS Of JOY. one
would take care not to grow too wise
for so great Il pleasure of life.-Addl-
son.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
Jefferson as an Inventor.


Not many people know that Thomas
jefferson vas Il great inventor. His in
v%entions were all of articles Of every
day use. He devised u three legged
folding camp stool that is the basis of
all camp stools of that kind today.
The stool he had made for his own
use was his constant companion on oc.
casions of outings. The revolving chair
was his invention. He designed n light
wagon. A copying press was devised
by him and came into general use.
He also invented an instrument for
measuring the distance he walked. A
pillow and n hemp cultivator showed
that his thoughts were often on agri-
cultural matters. His plow received a
gold medal in France in 100. Jeffer.
son never benefited financially by his
inventions, but believed they should
be for the use of everyone without
cost.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
An Innocent Query.

At n dinner party in England the
host introduced to the favorable notice
Of the company, amid murmurs Of ad'
miration, q splendid trufied pheasant
isn't it a beauty" he said. "Dr
So-and-so gave it to me; killed it him.
self"
"Ah! What was he treating it forT'
asked one Ut the guests.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
KILLS THREE; WOUNDS ONE
Canton (o.) Man Starts to Settle
Domestic Trouble With Gun.

Enraged, he said, because his wife
had left him, Robert Roach. aged
twenty-seven, started in to destroy her
family at Canton, o., with a gun.
He shot and killed his mother-in-
law, sister-in-law and sixteen-month-
old baby and when a policeman tried
to arrest him seriously wounded him.
Roach then tried to end his life
with gas after barricading himself IN
an upstairs room, Roach was in the
Massillon asylum two years ago and
he is believed to have become sud
denly demented.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
Michael Mummy Dies.

Michael Murphy, the worlds famous
athletic trainer of the University OF
Pennsylvania, ended a long and gal
liant fight with death when he passed
away at his home in Philadelphia. A
complication of throat and lung
troubles brought death for Mike be-
loved of thousands Of students and a
man to whom is largely owing Penn
~sylvania's present prominence in
track sports.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
Why ~Thaokeray Was Moved to Tears.

A lady, IN intimate friend and a
frequent visitor ut the Thackeray
home. called late one afternoon. She
was shown into the study, and on en
tering perceived the novelist himself
seated at his desk. his head bowed
upon his arms Fearing she was in
truding in the presence of some great
and unknown grief, she paused, hest
tating. Then. thinking she might be
of some help or ut least express her
sympathy, she stepped forward. just
then Thackeray looked up, His Shout
ders were shaking, the tears stream
ing from his eyes.
Little Nell Is dead" he snid broken
ly.
little Nell?" his visitor interrogat-
ed.
eyes, Little Nell" was the answer.
"She Is dead. I've just been reading
it." Before him on his desk lay an
open copy Of "Old Curiosity Shop
Ladies' Home Journal.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11

Queen Marie Amelie of Portugal
stamps as absurd the widely published
report hat she is to wed Count Vas
%salaes, one of the royalist leaders OF
Portugal. She is the daughter of the
late Compile de Paris and a sister of
the Dukes of Orleans and Montpensier
King Manuel is her only son.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
Not Fast.

81 understand" says the father,
'that you have been going with a very
fist set"
Fast nothing!' retorts the son.
"Why, not one of them has a four
cylinder c~arp'-Judge.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
Time to Go.

"Pa, is a vessel u boat?''
"E-yes-you may call it that"
"Well, what kind of Il boat is a
blood vesselY'
ITS a lifeboat. Now run way to
bed."-Boston Transcript.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
a Matter of Collar

"Why do yon refer to your youngest
son as THE black ShpepY'"
Because he paints rhe town red
Toledo Blade.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11

Skinfint-l have no money. but I
viii give You II little advice. Reggar
Well, II yer amt got no money yer
advice can't lie very vaiuable.-Chris
tan Advocate.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-06-11
A Dream of a Hat.

She-I dreamed last night you bought
me a new bat. He-Well, that's the
first dream Of a hat you ever had that
didn cost me money.-Club Fellow.