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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-27

pointed a finger at him to quiet down.
Finally they threw him out. The man
went around the corner. but came
back. BY this time sulzer himself,
gun a speech. But the shouter only
yelped with increased vehemenca:
Let Sul5er speak. We ant Sulzer!l'
my friend" said the chairman, wav.
Ing one hand at the interrupter and
the other at Sulzer as a sign to pause.
~ you We're really a friend Of Mr.,
who js speaking now" Jaw, that
amt sulzer." replied the interrupted
in q stentorian voice. That's the
Teller that paid me to yell for sull
zer."-The Argonaut.
They were discussing many people,
and during the curse Of the evening"
all manner Of little acts Of stinginess(
were described.
Then the silent maj began to sneak. !
Il once knew a woman he said,
who had a cat. She went out shop.
ping one morning and ordered q few
cheap grlceries. together with a. penny.
worth Of meat for the cat.
The goods had to be delivered
three miles away. But as the van
was oou to leave. late in the after
noon, q servant rushed into the shop
IN q state Of great excitement.
"J4st going" replied the assistant.
Wen. you mus change the order
gasped the b%reathless girl. Don't send
me Inc, meat; h cats Just caught a
: - @5 50 -
He had obtained a place in an estate
agents Office. and was doing every
thing he could for the interests of hia
employers. The other evening he was
at q social gathering and was asked
70 sing. He responded with Home.
Sweet Home" His friends were a
i,s1i wa surprised 5a. at the selection. but
forward. he said: Il am glad c; o
like the song. There Is nothing like
Home. Sweet Home and let me saw
ina the company I represent is SELLING
pine on terms to suit everybody
within forty minutes ride Of the CITY.
ought to have a home. II
houses yourself it's tina chance Of your
lie for an investrnent."-Tit-Bit Bits.
John. do you practice regularly on
the p b while I am away At bust.
Yes: father" replied the boy.
Yes. father"
How long did you practice today,"
Three hours" "
And how long yesterday"
Two and a half hours"
so regular" 'o"Ae
Yes. father"
And the next time you practice be
and unlock the piano. Here IL the
keE; l locked the instrument last
n I have been carrying the
Key IN my pocket aver since."-Week.
Now that wireless biography has
become q reality. it remains Tor sone
n to demonstrate that there ia
In the chicken raising business.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-27
A II OF SMILES

Seeing the youngster sitting on the
doorstep. crying pitiably. a kind.heart-
ed old gentleman went up to him and
asked what might be the matter with
the lad.
Hunger appeared to be the matter:
the boy said he hadn't had anything
to eat that day.
but why doesn't your father give
you food?"
No reply.
What is your father?" asked the
would.be philanthropist.
"'E's my father" zane the some.
what astonishing reply.
Yes. but what is HI? !"
low. really, 'e's my stepfather."
Yes. yes, yes!" exclaimed the old
gentleman. impatiently. But what
does he do: Sweep chimneys. drive
q bus Of what?"
The light of intelligence suddenly
dawned on the small boys puzzled
"oh. e amt done nufin' since Wa
'ah in," he replied.-Answers.
Andrew carneste tells the following
father was leaving his native country
to settle, in America he borrowed 20
pounds from a relative. The family
had an uphill battle on the other side
OF h Atlantic. but when the tide
Of prosperity turned with the son, he
remembered his fathers indebtedness
and determined to clear it of. togeth-
er with its accumulated interest. He
started by renting the sum Of 90
pounds. and for several years sent the
same amount-a dividend equal to
exactly 100 per cent. Returning to
Scotland. the Pittsburg ironmaster
met hi. old relative.
Well" said Mr.. Carnegie. "havine
paid up q good deal Of the interest. i
should like now to clear off the prin.
cipal."
"Ah. ali. Andrew. dinna We fash yer.
sell about the loan! Am pairfectly
satisfied with the interest"
"Ah. but I'm rich enough now, I
think. to clear off the principal! re-
piled the millionaire.
III. Dime e., mind the principal. An.
weel invested as It is!"-Tit-B Bits.
A political meeting in the last am.
paign in New York was seriously dis.
turbed by a man who kept yelling for
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-27

The question that puzzles a good
many people 10 how a man could ex.
pect to carry through a $500 trans-
action with q cash capital Of only
fifteen cents.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-27

A Greenville (1l.) republican went
home the night Of the election and
woke up his wife and told her to pack
up and get ready to leave; that H.
tnois had gone democratic ana he
wouldn't live in such a DANCED state.
After storming around for a time he
went out to get some more election
news and. later returned home and
told his wife that she needn't mind
about packing up. that there was no
place to go.-The Argonaut.
Angry Purchaser-Didn't YOU tell
me that you had got as many as
twelve eggs in one day from those
eight hens o sold me?
Poultry Raiser-Yes, ma,am. .
Angry Purchaser-Then why is it
that I'm never able to get more than
two eggs from them ana sometimes
not so many in one day?
Poultry Raiser-I don't know.
ma'am, unless It's because you look
for eggs too often. Now( IL you look
for them only once a week I feel quite
positive that you will get Just as many
eggs in one day as I did-Weekly Tel.
egraph.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-27

POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Clubs for men have added much to
the happiness of home.
Some women wear themselves out
worrying about what to wear.
A woman and her money are soon
separated in q ten-cent store.
Just the same, a pretty girl inspires
more envy that a clever one.
Many a man has discovered that he
cannot borrow money on his popular
ity.
A woman notices what an actress
has on; a man notices what she leaves
off.
You seldom hear a married man
say: II never made a serious mis-
take in my life."
Most people either have no brains,
or they have them and don't know
how to use them.
There is no rest for the man who is
pursued by bill collectors and q guilty
conscience.
The average man usually develops
into an artful dodger when the ONCE
without a salary seeks him.
An optimist is a man who, points
out the silver lining In q cloud-and
then borrows your umbrella before IL
begins to rain.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-27

A political meeting in the last cam.
paign in New York was seriously dis.
turbed by a man who kept yelling for
Sulzer. I'VE want Sulzer; we want
sulzer!!" he barked. much to the an
noyance Of everybody. The chairman
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-27
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eo'dey-prove Il 70 your ovn s~sdsfaetion..
Always ask for HAYS HAIR fEALTH.
Oon.t take chances With otbes preparations
R r Sign this sdv. sndtaks Il to
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-27

Now that wireless telesraphy has
become q reality. it remains for some
one to demonstrate that there is
money In h chicken raising business.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-27
GREY HAIR
Restored to
Youthful Color

Why !hsve trey Of faded hair that makes
zou look old-Why !ose your GOOD looks
tni. yoo!nio': natural colored hsir slwsys
% need for It.. A fev spoiiesfioos ~
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
MOUNT CARMEL NOTES.

The Sisters and pupils of Mt.
Carmel were delighted with the
visit of Rev. Mother Valerie, the
beloved Mother General OF the
Order.
Rev. Father Cruel, assistant 20
Rev. Father Langlols, was enter
tanned by the Convent boarderS'
Sunday evening, Performing On
the violin and piano, were Misses
Ruth LeBeau, Angela lIaupt and
Daisy Fagot. Misses lnez Pelle'
rim. Ethel Darby Ruby lloworka,
Elodie Broussard, Gertrude Ben
nett and others sang. rather
Cruel expressed himself as benz
charmed with the simple open
and cherry" manners of our
Louisiana girls and boys.
The children of Mary received
Holy Communion, in BODY,
Tuesday. "St. Agnes" Patronal
Feast Of the Stability. Several
candidates were received among
whom were Rose Romero.
Rev Father LangIois celebrat
cd Mass at seven o'clock on 81
Agnes" Day and preached a most
touaIhine sermon to the children
Of Nary "Whv Should | Com,
Horev heino his theme.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
LARGE BUILDING COLLAPSED

Mckinney, Tex, Jan. 23.-Be-
tween fifty and sixty people wera
buried beneath tons of brick and
stone at 3 40 o'clock this after
noon when. without an instant s
warning, the three story building
occupied by Cheves Bros. & Go. S
department store crashed to the
ground.
The store was filed with Gus
toners at a bargain day sale and
men, women and children were
hardly able to move from their
tracks when they heard the walls
begin to crack. before they were
struck down by the mass Of de
bris.
Hundreds Of people rushed 10
the scene Immediately and started
at work to rescue the victims.
Fire breaking out half an hour
after the crash stopped the res
cue work for an hour. At five
o clock if was resumed and the
dead or injured were taken from
the ruins as fast as the debris
could be thrown aside.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
MID WINTER GRADUATING
EXERCISES.

Following is the program TO DC
rendered at the Elks Theatre ON
Friday evening, January 3lst
invocation Rev. A. 5. Lutz
Chorus, "Glad Festal Day =.
N. |. II. $. Glee Clup
Address to Graduates 49,.
Mr.. w. G. Williams, Law
School, Il. s. U.
Farewell Song ....,.. Graduates
Presentation of Diplomas 49,.
........ .Supt. r. W. Frame
Chorus ooh Hail Us, Ye Free
N. |. II. s. Glee Cluo
Bepediction Rev. J. M. Langlols
The graduates are Misses LAZY
Belaire. Elnorh French, Thelma
French, Merle Riggs, Myrtle Rlp-
beck. Emma Walsh, Ahne Her
peche and Masters Felix Mes
tayer, Jr. and Fernand Couvllon'
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
SUCCESSION SALE.
SUCCESSION OF IDEA DEROUEN, DE-
CEASED WIFE OF OCTAVE
DEROUN.
10Th Judicial District Court OF Louisiana,
Parish Of Iberia.

By virtue of commission issued unto
me, the undersigned NatnralTutor. out OF
the above said Court, under an order
granted on the 10th day Of January 1918,
there will be sold by the undersigned Ma
tnral Tutor or duly authorized Public
Auetioneer, FOR CASH for the purpose
Of realizing funds to pay debts OF the
bove said guccession) at Public Auction,
to the last and highest bidder, on
SATURDAY the lst Daylof MARCH 1913,
between legal sale hours, at the late re-
sidence Of the deceased, the property be-
longing to the above said Succession, and
described as follows towit:
A certain tract Of land with all the
fencing thereto belonging situated at
Petite Ause, Iberia Parish, Louisiana,
and measuring in area thirty eight
arpen ts together with all rights, ways and
servitudes. and appurtenances thereof,
and bounded north by Public road, south
by John DesIattes, East by Octave Del
cambre and west BY Public road and John
Deslattss.
OCTAVE DELCAMBRE.
Natural Tutor.
A. N Muller Atty.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
DEATH OF HON. ALBERT
VOORHEES,.

A long, honorable and useful ca
reer was brought to a close by the
death of Judge Albert Voorhies
which occurred at his home In New
Orleans last Monday. Born, Jan.
10Th. 1929 in the village of Ver-
miionvilIe as the present City OF
LAFAYETTE was then known. Al
bert was one of twelve children
who came to bless the union oil
Cornelius VOORHEES, and Cadallze
Mouton. Having completed his
course at the old st. Charles Col
lege at Grand Coteau and secured
his degree of l.. ID. j.. the law
school of Lexington, KY, he was
admitted to practice OF his pro-
fession when only nineteen years
of age. His father at the time be-
ing Supreme Justice OF the Lou
isiana Courts, associated the
Young man with himself and to-
gether they practiced law until
the election Of the son at the age
of 25 to the position Of Judge OF
ST. Martin Parish, of which he
ria was then part. AS such he
served for five years and upon the
death of the elder VOORHEES, sue
eeeded him to the Supreme bench.
At the close of the Civil War,
Judge VOORHEES, again entered
public service and was chosen
lieutenant governor under the adj
ministration of J. Madison Wells
anl in that position accomplished
much for the betterment OF his
beloved State, at time when such
services were greatly needed by
a suffering people, at eighteen
years of age, Judge VOORHEES, was
married to Miss Leontine Durand
who proceeded him to the grave
several years ago. Eleven chill
dren were born to them OF whom
only three survive, Messrs. Arthur
and Paul of New Orleans and Mrs.
Geo. Monton Of Rayne. Besides
our own well beloved and hon
ored citizen, Judge Felix Voor-
HES remains the sole survivor
of that family Of twelve to mourn
the loss of his brother. A sad in
cident connected with passing OF
Judge VOORHEES, was the death OF
his Youngest son and law partner,
Judge VIM. VOORHEES, which pre-
ceeded that of the father by
twelve hours. Because of his
tender affection for this son, the
news of his demise was merciful-
ly kept from the aged Jurist 50
soon to be united in happier and
better land.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
REMEMBER YOUR LAST DOSE
OF CALOMEL?
You Probably Recall the After
Effects of the Calomel More
Than You Do the Sickness
You Took It For.

You don't have to 90 through
this again.
Next time your liver gets slug
eish and inactive, we suggest tha'
Won 90 TO Taylor Bros. drug store
for bottle Of Dodson $ LAYER .,I
Tone. a vegetable liquid that VIII
start your liver as surely as CA,
omel ever did and with none OF
the arter-effects ofcalomcl. 1t IS
absolutely harmless both to ch'l-
dren and adults and demands no
restriction Of habits or diet.
Taylor & Bro. guarantees Don-
son s Liver Tone to take ihe
place of ralomcl, and will re
fund your money if it fails IN
VoIIr case.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
CONSTABLE SALE.
JOE NORRES
ALFRED ROMERO.

State of Louisiana, Parish of lbe-
ria, 9TH Ward Justice Court.
Notice is hereby given that by
virtue of writ of seizure and
sale issued from the above named
Court in the above entitled suit,
!, Elodias Romero, Constable,
have seized and will offer for sale
FOR CASH at the front door Of
the said Justice Court, between
the hours of II q. m. and z p. III.
SATURDAY, FEB. 9Th, 1913,
the following movable property,
to-wit:
Two cows and one calf.
One mare.
Seized to satisfy judgment IN
favor of plaintiff for the sum OF
$81 .65.
ELODIAS ROMERO,
Constable.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25

Notice is hereby given that by virtue Of an or
der of seizure and sale issued out of the above en-
titled and numbered cause and to me directed,
George Henderson Sheriff through Frank j. Mes
layer Deputy Sheriff have seized and will Offer
for sale and will sell 10 the last AMI highest bid
der FOR CASH, at the Court House in the City
of New iberia la. between the legal sale hours on
SATURDAY, MAR'H LIST, 1913
the following described property, to-wit
One certaHn tract of land and Improvements
situated In the Fifth Ward of Iberia Parish. iia
containing fifty superficial srpents, more or less
and bounded as follows, North by Il. Mathurin
South by Lastie Romero, East by ficheloup ant
West by Lastie Romero being the same property
acquired from DR. |. r. Rand and Of record il
Conveyance Book so ilio So
TO pay and satify the sum ofTwelve hundred
and fiftv dollars with \ per cent interest pei
annum from December 9th, 1909, until paid ano
all costs of tlrese proceedings.
Given officially this 25th day Of Feb, d. 1gl.
GEORGE HENDERSON, sheriff,
per Frank j Mestayer Dy.Sheriff.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
OFFERED FOR LEASE.

The EIks Opera House, New
Iberia, La. Seating capacity
100 Population Of City ten
Thousand. City connected with
other towns and country by in
terurban trolley lines; can be
used for both Theatre and Moving
Picture Show. Possession given
May LIST, 1913. For information
and particulars, Address,
r. d. SOUTHWELL. Sccty,
T. New Iberia, La
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
ABSOLUTE SECURITY.

There is no better securitg on
the market than first mortgage
loans on Iberia real estate. The
law provides that Building and
Loan Association must invest its
funds in this class of security.
Our full assets are so invested,
and the present marketable value
of this property, at its lowest es-
innate is far above all possible
shrinkage.
This is the class of security we
give our members for money in
vested with ms.
You may start to-day. The
weekly payment for each share
is 20 cents.
IBERIA BUILDING ASSN.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
Adv.
TAYLOR & BRO. DRUGGISTS
DESERVES PRAISE

Taylor g Bro. deserves praise Irom
New iberia people for introducing mere
the simple buckthorn bark and glyeerine
mixture, known as Adler-i-ka. TINS sim
ple German remedy first became Famous
by curing appendicitis ard It has now
been discovered that A SINGLE DOsS
reDi. YES sour stomach and constipation
INSTANTLY.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25

The Ladies' Of the Presbyter-
k,hurch are giving a twenty
cent supper at Mrs. Reynolds,
Washington Street, Tuesday,
harry 2Sth. You are cordially
led.
[Mr. Robert A. Jacob ncgotiat-
he sale of the BONN property
West Madison Street to Mr..
|cre Babineaux, one of the 9th
td residents. We understand
Babineaux will remove to
J iberia very shortly.
The Office of Parish Superin-
hent Ralph w. Frame was re-
Fed last Thursday from the
|nra huilding to one OF the
|ns on the second floor of the
homie building. duperintend-
Frame will henccforth be
nd in those quarters.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25

II your stomach feels uncom-
Portable from overeating, or from
food which disagrees with you,
take HERBINE; it settles the
stomach, strengthens the diges-
ton and relaxes the bowels.
Price soc. Sold by Estorgd
Drug Co.-Adv.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
CLUB NOTES.

| will gladly answer all inquiries for in
formation on health subjects from readers
of this publication If same are address to
Home Health Club. 5039 Cattage Grove
Ave-, Chicago. Send full name and ad-
dress with cents postage.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
PERSONALS.

fGhOONAbO.
n
Chas. A. POirSon Of Jean
WAS "A visitor IN New be
Thursday.
IDaVe DAVIS OF Jcancrcttc
few hours IN New Iberia
lnesday evening, the guest
relatives.
Florence Wright Of La
visited friends here last
LAlphonse Davis was a Wis
| Lafayette for several days
teek IN the interest Oh the
Western Traction and Pow
Ppany. ii. H%se&
Is. .. Nuckolls made a hur
ip last Wednesday to Mil
b., on business, returning
lowing day.
Nlnelta Mates visited her
here last Sunday, return
Lafayette the same day.
had an appreciated call last
lay from observation-disclosures
Iorcauville, one of the en-
Biic readers of The Enter
| land Mrs. u. j.. Wright re-
to their home after a de-
] visit to their parents,
Id Mrs. Max Mates.
| Brown Of New Iberia was
ing to business here Mon
St. Martin Banner.
M. l.. Wilcox Of Franklin,
las a visitor here Sunday,
! lest Of her sister, Miss Iii
Ship of East End.
|Chas. Gptekunst of st. Mar
] was a visitor in TINS City
|lay for a few hours.
Police Juror Martel lie
of Pare Perdu and Mr..
BIN Leblanc Of the 9th Ward
in New Iberia yesterday III
lance at the Court as wit
and Mrs. Frank II. Smith
st. Peter Street are the
possessors Of an elghi
girl baby born on the 10th
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
gura Of East End was
happy this week by the
/ Of q bouncing twelve
boy baby, their third child.
; Minnie Barthe left on
" = noon train for Midland,
vhere she will be the guest
! aunt, Mrs. j. w. Callahan
amily for several weeks.
j. Jos. Camos Of L0reau.
was q visitor in this City
Wednesday to attend the in
lion of The officers Of The
It's of Pytlias of which he il
r. the chartered members.
Ice ventress J. Smith of tht
Irm Of Burke, Burke ant
departed for New Orleans
Wednesday IN Attendance be
the session Of the Supreme
Willie Mates and wife 0
Orleans is spending u few
in New iberia, the guests o
md Mrs. Max Mates. Mr.
Is is the agent at New Or
of the Mississippi Vale.
pad.
IS Ophelia Stone of Clinton
arrived in New iberia thu
having accepted a position
reessor of Mr.. Neil M. Levi
istory Teacher in the New
. High School. The youn'
came to New Iberia wei
lmended to fiji the response
osition.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25

Dear Doctor: Can you tell me what
to do for my boyf He is ten years old,
weigh 10 pounds, and is four feet and ten
inches tall. tie was always very restless
when baby, was much constipated and
never slept as baby should. thought
a good deal of it was caused from being
handled too much. He is very peeyish
and nervous. He also has catarrh of the
nose and throat. Thanking you for your
advise, | am, very truly. Mrs. X. s..
would say yeur boy is quite husky
youDgster. fear he is victim Of tc Q
much "coddling" and too much "stuffing'
with rich, heavy foods. Keep him out
doors as much as possible Let his food be
simple and nutritious, avoiding pastries
and too much meat. Have him examine
for phimosis. Teach him deep breathing
exercises.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25

Perhaps the most common trOu-
BILE in lumber camps is bowel
trouble. Keep a bottle of BRO
DIES CORDIAL at hand as a
safeguard. SOC bottle.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
ECZEMA'S ENEMY.

The Eczema appreciates relief from his dreadful itching
scay when speak of absolute remedy he
skeptical. However, IMPERIAL REMEDY has proven its
worth through actual 1t absolutely kills the
germs opening the skin sinks to the seat OF the
trouble leaving the skin soft and white is vegetable
iouid patent medicine If druggist
not supply YOU 81 90 and will send large bot
tie charges prepaid Imperial Medicine Co.. Houston
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
IN BANKRUPTCY.

All the Creditors Of Dominique
Brothers and Paulin Dominique
and Hypolite Dominique, lndivld-
uallv and as members of said firm,
Of New iberia, La, adjunged a
bankrupt on the 4th day of De
cember, 1912. on its and their pc
tition in the District Court of the
United States for the Eastern Dis
trict of Louisiana, are hereby mot
fled to meet at the Court House
Tbn,,a an
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-01-25
FEBRUARY 9TH. 1913,

at the hour of 10 O'Clock a. m,
for the purpose of examining the
bankrupt as to the general inter-
est Of the bankrupt estate and
for such other purposes as may
come before said meeting.
Il. O. HACKER,
Referee i'm Bankruptcy