Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-24
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AZ FAR AZ can ~ learned the
meoneni mon ie Ne who paid alimony
"a hIA wife 10 copper cents Maybe u
Niil keen the nn dleofceo 10 busy
cunniina she won't have time ia make
trouble elsewhere.
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/ IT ~ INFERRED from the ap-
noinimenf ~ a doctor Ia ~ flritlah
poet-laureate that the sob O. IN need
~ medical attention.
g.
OUR PRIVATE opinion publicly
expressed "a that Mr. Mulhnl cares
ahous a. much for the Good OF sfn-
inanity' a. a tachFabhis cares about
Greek syntax.
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a NEWS HEADLINE says
FreiEhi train enters room Of aleep-
ing Eiri they via probably try 40
cook up q scandal about Il. but the
real truth - probably that the freight
train had tanked un and didn't know
what Il was about. Undoubtedly a.
backed up az once.
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MR. HAYS has been elected COVER
nor % ArhanaE Not So inappropris
ate. either.
EVEN WHEN we can't borrow q
quarter 10 put In the gas stove mature
reelection makes VA glad that we don't
live in Mocedonia or Mexico.
o.
NOW If THOSE simp. spoilers viii
only give us . standard form for Kirk
Kiliisseh--
d.
INEz MTLHoLT4AND declares that
despte her marriage she will keep up
her sunraaette activity. Hut of course
Just NJ this honeymoon stage she ~
hardly accountable for everything she
says.
EVEN SOME Of the more fastid-
ioua OF "a might be willing 70 tend
bar Tor more than six years II Il
meant S0h. 000 year and a quarter
million a. the end 81 the six. Lead
~ 10 Il. In fact.
o.
THE PARIS TEMPS" thinks that
perhaps Mr. Bryan has changed his
opinion regarding the Philippines.
Maybe 30, maybe 80. He has changed
his mind about some other things. in
Guiding the justly celebrated cross Of
Gold and the ratio OF sixteen 10 one.
D.
THE TOBACCO trust IL again in
trouble. No more tobacco APPARENTLY,
il thereby evident ia the packages 81
smoking substance we buy.
L.
THE CLEVELAND giri who tore
up the marriage license because she
wished "a be courted a while longer
shows pardonable preference for
chocolate sundaes and moonlight cx-
cursIons az compared with the pleas
ures OF a kitchen in July
g.
A MANILA dispatch says that Date
Anil bites the dust From what We
have heard OF Dat. we fear tho bite
proved poisonous 20 the dust
D.
FOIL WING the disaster IN Bing-
hamton comes flood IN Bingham,
utah. This process 81 syncopation
leads us next 10 Bing. Ark what
will happen there remains go be saw.
D.
SOON THE VACATION season will
be over and we viii all start labor
iously at the bottom Of the ladder "a
save up for next years vacation.
o.
THE BALKAN war has resulted in
frightful mortality among the proof
readers.
AND THEY always told NJ a sun
day school picnic WAS a tame amair.
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WE WISH that curious citizens
would stop coming in the once and
asking this department about that
twelve pound MAMMOTH tooth they
found in one OF the news columns the
other day. The nature taking editors
room IA several doors from this part
OF the layout and u keeps rs busy
shouldering responsibility for our own
lies
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- PHILANTHROPY. what heroic
! deeds are committed In Thy name
An Oklahoma millionaire has adopted
500 children.
O.
KISSING Is a safe and healthful
l Dastime. says Berlin scientiai IL
vs. pleasant 10 have some 81 these
hiFhbr0ws spring something once 10 q
while that appeals 10 the popular
1 taste.
/ O.
A COLORADO man is dead from
/ eating pie-and careful lnyetlentiOn
/ confirms the rumor that he VAS a
Democrat and broke his sixteen year
I fast too suddenly.
II y. j.