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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

smoke cigarettes
that you use lit
tie slang; that
you pay strict at.
tention to your
duties and al
ways show a
proper Difference
10 those above
you"
M y N o I b Q r
told me when /
started out in the
world" the boy
replied, Ito al
ways keep away
from bad habits
and be respect
full TO those who
had the right to
be treated re-
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

a Warning 10 Llars


What was the happiest moment OF
'our life, dear?" she asked.
1T was when you said yes, darling,
he replied.
She sighed and permitted her cheek
20 rest against his breast for a long
time Then she said:
Harry, do you remember that dia-
mond ring we looked at in Blazem's7
| was there yesterday and they had II
still What a splendid Christmas pres
ent II would make"
After he had reached the NEXT room
he whispered 20 himself:
That's always the way. Never
told lie In my life without having
Immediate cause TO be sorry for 70"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

Why the Colonel Gave n uo.

Colonel" said the beautiful grass
widow, why 10 II you so strongly OBJ
iect to the exchanging Of Christmas
presents7"
I'll tell you" he replied. 7 USED
20 be az crazy as other people over
The sending OF gifts. There was a
girl that I thought a good deal Of ia
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

Well raid the good man. patting
little Willie on the head. have you
written 10 Santa Claus?"
NO" replied the child. II heard
papa and mamma talkin' about what
they were goin' 10 give me, one night
when they thought was asleep. and
n old Santa doesn't want 20 stop
here without getin' invited he can
drive On"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

MY boy" said Burlington Bilger.
the eminent speculator in stocks. Il
antend to do something this year that
4 have never done before j have
never taken much stock in this Christ
mas foolishness. IT seems TO me that
people carry it TO an absurd extreme;
but, as / have said. l am going 70
break away from my custom this
year. You are helping to support your
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

We hurry through the busy day,
And in the market-place contend,
We strive to win in shameful ways,
Forssking brother. wrongins friend;
We foster greed and cling,o pride,
We have no time for being kind.
We rudely push the lame aside,
And give no guidance 70 the blind.
We madly struggle after gain.
Forgetting all the Master taught:
We worship riches. and disdain
10 heed the message that He broushs--
Ies, even so, at Christmas, love
Assails our hearts and chasien, them
And brings us glad remembrance Of
That holy night in Bethlehem.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19
His GIh

He rave the girl a pair of skates.
And now his heart is ful' Of hate:
He merely stands around and waits
And invardly rebels az Fate.
While one more favored far than he
IL or may ever hope TO be
Kneels where she stands. 20 fair. %
sweet.
And fastens them upon her feet
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19
No Room for Any Mora.

Coin to hang up your stockin
Christmas, Mickey?"
Nav"
Better. You might git It filed
It's filled now"
What with?"
Holes"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19
AT Ghrtatntaa
By S. E. KLSER
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Along the road to Bethlehem
Three weary wise men slowly Jared.
And wondering shepherd, gazed a, them
And bowed the heads which they had
barred
Three wise men who had journeyed far
Rode slowly DER the hills that night.
Still following their guiding star
Whose constant beams were broad and
bright.
AZ Christmas time they heard q voice
That sweetly sounded far on high:
Rejoice. ye sons OF men. rejoicel"
The words rang clearly from the sky.
i he trembling wise men paused to hear
The song that angels sang to them,
And ceased to doubt and turned from
fear.
That Christina, night IN Bethlehem
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19
Cettlna the partlouIar,.

"oh. have you seen your Christmas
present TO me. dearr
No" hO answered. what did I give
your
This beautiful cabinet for the din
ingroom"
IT'S beautiful. isn't III How mncA
did | pay for nf- q
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

'TWHONeu mOtncA'
are you not?"
The boy who
marked the quo
cations up on the
Big blackboard
nade a strong
effort TO conceal
his emotion as he
answered:
Yes, sir. ] al
ways carry my
earnings home to
her"
THAT is noble
OF you. You de-
serve the highest
praise for yQnr
Rougeother who
has such a son
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19
Il Preference.
Wise Klna Solomon.

Wise King Solomon.
King Solomon had a great head.
all right"
Certainly. lie was the wlsest man
who ever lived"
i guess he was. He had all those
wives OF his before there was any
such thing as Christmas
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19
Child's Reasoning.

Manila, Santa Claus isn't married.
is he?"
Il don't know. Why do you think
he isn't, dear"
cause IL he was Mrs Santa
wouldn't let him stay out that way A.
night"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

Don't forget that the clothes you
are not going to wear any more may
look mighty good 70 somebody.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

And magic lantern
and a goat that ]
can train %
byck.
And mebbe a four
bladed knife. n
he has one %
spare,
But I've told him
plain and honest
that 7 don't want
things % wear.
III try % keep be
Levin tll he
comes aroun q
once more.
But he's got % 90
much better than
be ever done BE-
fore
II he brings another
OF what I'd Tx
Why. I'll ouit bellevi
nlnuts. the Old
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

Good. It Is evident that you have
an estimable mother. With such a
mother and such a character as you
seem TO possess have no doubt that
you will succeed In life. It would
be a pity to disturb your self-reliance
by giving you money. / shall not do
that do not believe In giving money
60 people anyhow. 1t is a bad prac-
'tice. There are other ways of ex-
Sending help that are much more eff
fective-much better for those who
receive it. Now it is my purpose to
do something for you"
II hardly know how to thank
you, sir"
"Oh, never mind that, my boy The
most eloquent thanks are not always
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

II Santa Claus were a woman
Christmas would always have to be
postponed for a few days while she
administered the finishing touchea
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

those days, and sister OF mine who
had been married only a couple OF
years was made glad by the arrival OF
little one only about a month before
Christmas. thought a nice present
for her would be a book on the care
and nursing of infants. So I bought
II. At the same time bought very
handsome volume OF poems for the
girls"
"Yes?"
They got mixed. I believe this
Christmas present business Is all fool
ishness."
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

Some people don't permit their chill
dren TO believe in Santa Claus be-
cause they selishly want all the cred
II themselves.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

Don't know 30 very
much about book.
kcepin', seems "a
me.
/ asst him fer some
rabbits and a
pair OF skates
one year.
And all he left Uaa
nothin' but a lit
tie Eister here.
And last year when
! wrote 20 him I
said ia like a
sled
And one of these
here spaniel dogs
that's kind Of
brownish red;
But blame the luck.
I didn't git n soil
tary thing
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

Except a cap and overcoat and plated
napkin ring.
I'VE wrote him this year that I want a
hook-and ladder truck
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

1
You would be surprised IL were
60 tell you how much II cost But !
heed not dwell upon that have
found it extremely comfortable. II
has caused me 20 feel sorry for others
who cannot afford such coats.
think 1t must be the Christmas spirit
that has come to me. With the col
lar OF my warm coat turned up 50
that IL covers my ears / am able 10
keep comfortable In the coldest
weather"
The boy felt lump rising in his
throat and he was compelled TO wink
rapidly to keep back his tears OF
gratitude.
This morning. Mr.. BIlger con
tinued. Il found pair OF plush ear
muffs that ] used last vinter, and I
have decided to present them to you
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

People who put off buying things
they really need until after Christmas
hardly ever find them In their stock.
ings.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

We cease little while 20 hate,
We turn little while from ain;
We greet the stranger at the gate,
And reaching forth we lead him in.
And, happily remembering
The babe tha,in the mangcr lay,
We still acknowledge Him our King.
As they did, that first Christina, day.
Three shadowy wise men slowly fare
Along the shsdowy highway ,tll.
And shadowy shepherds watch them thess
And see the star blaze o'er the hill,
And men, wherever men may dwell.
Shll bear the message borne to them,
Ths, God s6ll reisns and all is well.
The star shines on o'er Bethlehem.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19
Lucky divers

With happy hearts some people give
And never mind the price.
They know the gifts they will receive
Are sure 20 be as nice.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

A good thing about some Christmas
presents is that they don't last more
than a day or two.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

a \ y T q S Sc q j n
words. There are
other ways OF
showing apprecia-
ton. So don't
bother yourself
II words happen
20 fail you. There
hre indications
that this is go
ing TO be an old
fashioned winter,
and | know what
IL Is 10 De Tor
tured by the cold.
You have seen
that / have a
m q W OyarcOAt
with a Persian
lamb collar and
real mink lining.
have you not?"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19
FAIR WARNING TO SANTA CLAUS

There ain't no Santa Claus. I guess. or II
there IS. why he
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

The woman who looks for the price
mark on her present generally gets
mad If she finds t.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19
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5tt thr Sptrtt
nf GhrtatntaH
9ulltty S: E T; RISER
NS.aD5e svS2& pSSS @5Na

Many woman is known by the
Christmas presents she takes back to
be exchanged
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-12-19

II there is a Christmas season I'm
heaven the department store clerk
will hardly want to go there.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17

III Rztaa Qaiere veader ana casa. ~
atom6yil, una joys, $50 de vslof De
arte. ofreEcalos 1 faiez peeda soa.
lrarle.
IL .GzisA pae@e comprar sia aizeres
La geate que 10 tieae lee 81 R0LA
.sfM a2EQAATIL
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17
COLEGIO DE SAN ILDEPONSO
PARA .SENORITAS
dirigido por las
HERMANAS DE LA CARLOAD

En- este plantel Sc cursan las asigna,
turas propias de la primera enseiianza
Sc dan lecciones de Ingl6s, Frances )
Mdsica.-CLASES DE ADORNO: di.
bUjo, pintura, taquigraf1a maquinilla y
confecci0n de flores. DE LA
BORES:- Costura, tapiceria, encaje
bordados en- ORC, litografia, sedas, etc,
etc.
Adcmas de las asignaturas mencio-
nadas, Sc; instruyn las alumnas, con
gran eSmero, en- ell gobierno interior de
una casa y Sc les ensena toda clase de
ofcios dom <sticos,
Los cursos empiezan ell 10. de Sep
tiemb,e. Sc admiten alumnas internas
= externas.
Para informcS 1irigirse a la Se6ora
tnncriora
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17

El censo escolar que ACADIA de hacer-
Sc arroja 3268 alumnos en- todo ell dis
trito Morovis-Corozal, 10 que signifca
un aumento de 291 sobre ell censo de
1912. El promedio de asistencia es de
100 allmnOs por escuela.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17
THE KJFELAND SHOE.
M. Llinas y CO.

La conferencia annual de maestros Sc
celebro en- Juncos ell 8 de mario,
con la asistencia del superintendent
General de Escuelas, senior Barlow y
del Dunlevy, jefe de la division de
propiedad cuentas del Departamento
de Educacion. Sc discutieron impor-
tantes asuntos y Sc resolvieron dif1ci-
les problemas pedag6gicos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17
"LA LINDA
PANADERIA Y REPOSTERIA
PUERTORRIQUENA.

{ ,
~, ---
Pan para emparedades, pan dulce,
pan Reina, pan de Mallorca, dulces fl
nos 1Yemas, smacarrOnes, almendrados,
borrachos, ponques, bizcochos, meren-
CUES, los exquisitos (Dones)-
Todo bien presentado.
Donde Sc confecciona ell mejor pan de
E~-,. x
En- Juncos ha fallecido la estimable
senorita Juanita Falero.
<
:.Tenedor de Libros, Corresponsal y
Mecanografo solicita colocaci0n -
Box 4S, Observation-Disclosures: seno-
res Sues de San Miguel Hns; don Ri
cardo Nela;. don Sebastian Davila, don
Angel Viejo y don Juan Martina.
Aver muri6 en- el hipodromo de San
Juan, Ell una carrera que efectuaba. la
famosa yegua "Covadonga"
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17
P A r I S

Para comprar 6 alquilar Hoteles,
Casas-Quintas. Propiedades, Pa acios,
Viviendas amuebladas 8 no, es con-
veniente pedir antes Hsta aTatuita 4
TIFFEN, antigua casa John Arthur,
fundada Ell 1918, % rue d Capucis
nes, Paris. Enyfase gratis un nnmero
del per OdicO q Ia casa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17
Operaciones de azi1car

En- la relaci0n de las realizadas ell sa-
bado, que fu6 pubhcada en- el BOLE-
TIN de dicho d1a, aparecio una errata
q consecuencia de halberse corrido una
llnea.
Debe decir: Central Borinquen,
5000 sacos, puestos "a bordo Ell Huma-
Gao y vendidos a $3.S8 a Fritze Lrndt y
Go.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17
IDI0MA INGLEs.

Para que I'd pueda prosperar es pre-
ciso que aprenda ell idioma ingles. En-
seilanza practica con aplicacion a los
usos comunes y comerciales, $2 men
suales, Professor Jose L. Fajardo, Sol
48.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17

Eel vapor Ruby" cargo en- Santa
Isabel, con destino a New York, seis
mil sacos de az1car de la central Cor
tada.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17

ST usted quiere vender, necesita qu,
Ell lector de su anuncio tenga dinero pa
"a comprar.
An1ncicse en- ell BOLETIN.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17

Esta noche Sc proyectaran en- ell cine
LAS tres banderas,' las interesantes
pel1culas ''Fausto en- colores, e His
toria de un mozalbete'', dividida en-
tres parties.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-03-17
AYIgO KMPoRTAMTR

si Ud srdena algma Philadelphia Chicago
uad mas AHA de New los emacadcres andeS
el eeAeeimiento ompahfa foa o6n New York.
10 Bridge Street, nosotros cargo del
TRASBORDO EN- NUEvA YORK
sin cohrae comsi6n sercio Haremos Las
Agente Trabordo cobndos solamente
gamos nosotros cuenta.
Ensgsdo Poeo Reo r. Z. SHAFFER, Mcee No San uan
AGENTES EN- PUERTO RICOs Telsfono ITO.
Aguadnla -
& -
Alyarez Co
-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-12
A TRIUMPH OVER FANATIC1SM.

AcQuittal of McndcI BciIiss at
Kicf. Russia, by a jury composed ot
eleven farmers and wOrkingmcn ana
one official. is Il triumph OF common
sense over fanaticism. BcilcsS was
accused Of a ritual murder" The
allegation was that Il boy had hccn
slain that his blood. might be SecUT-
cd for use in religious ritual core
monies, Testimony during the trial
pointed altogether away from the ac-
cuscd man. There was not even evil
dcncc to connect any jew with the
crime, Nevertheless, there was wide
spread fear that the prosecution $
aDprn to fanatical prejudice would
produce Il verdict against Bciliss--
not 50 much against HIM, however,
as against the Jewish race. wAlch
WAS accused in his person OF pre-
MYSTERIOUS crime foreign to jewish
brlict and custom through all ages.
Primarily, the result is Il legal vln-
dicaton of BciliSs and through nm
Of the Jewish people in Russia, VIVA
often have been similarly accused
, But in broader way ii is Il vindtca-
ton Of the intcIligCnc" OF the PLAIN
Russian people. and all tn" mor" SC
because Of the composition of the
Jury. When a jury composed almost
wholly OF Ignorant ""Th'hGM"N
and farmers" as the dispatches DC
scribe them. rcpudiatc and condemn
the mrnoScful fanaticism Of b"re""'
Gratis and learned ca men VIII" lo'
50 long have imposed their own cdu'
ctaed ignorance and supcrSt't'""
upon popular crcduIity it would
seem that lamp of understandings
has been lighted for irradiati0n I"
the dark places OF darkest Russia Il
visualize truth to the common under
! standing. -- Pittsburgh GaZell'
| Times.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-12
WARD CONVENTIONS.

Tonight the ward conventions OF
the Republicans will be held and
much depends upon the attcndanc"
of the representative citizens Of tn"
city. 1t should be the aim OF every
good citizen to be at these ward con
ventiOns tonight as member of
council will be selected to serve for
four years uldldelegatcs are to be
elected to attendithp city convention
on the 18th for the purpose of nom
mating candidates for members OF
the Board Of Affairs. There should
be one purpose only in selecting
these delegates and that is 10 select
reliable men who have the interest
Of the city at heart regardless OF
their preference for any particular
candidate for any Office. If good
men are sent to, the city convention
It may be expected that they will
nominate for members Of the Board
Of Affairs the very best men that
can be induced to take these posi-
tons. Political rewards should not
be thought of IL this connection. y
man should not be considered be-
cause Of his party service nor for
his party loyalty, although these ar"
good traits to possess they are not
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-12

Il towel tied shape around her
head, he doesn't have TO be a prophe
to rOresGe Trouble with big T UhcE
1t" comes home that night.
y woman doesn't mind wearing q
greasy wrapper when she answers III.
door bell as long as she has clean
apron about the size Of a napkin tied
~ front OF her.
The only way to fix it 50 womeI
WoM't want to vote is to fix it so they
| ave right to vote.
The reason a maA likes to see hi,
wife smoking a cigarette is becaus,
he is fond Of being knocked down by
automobiles every time he crosses 4
Street.
Virtue lays of when the whistls
E!ows, but vice is always on the Job
A girl who is too short can wear
!.igh-hccIcd shoes. but Il girl who i
100 tall cant go barcfOOted
4 woman can get her fortune toIC
rpr quarter but fool man has tt
so OUT and work for his.
don't know mrch about malhc,
!!atlce but to know that . sixteen,
ycal old girls can sit comfortably =
II pace That you couldn't jam sis
.i%'y-ycar-old girls into.
100 may have had his troubles, but
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-12
SPCRSONALIS5
NJ PEOPLE
AS THEY CONE AND CO

4 daughter was born recently to
MIR. and Mrs. Roger Kingsland at
their home on Walnut avenue and
Third street.
Rev. John S. Stump, secretary OF
the Baptist Home and Foreign Mis-
sions Board Of West Virginia, was in
the city. yesterday guest at the
home of Rev. W.. Eddy ,r,.,,.D.vv ..
DR.. c. Fl. Neill left this morning
for Braxton county, where he will
spend two weeks hunting With u
party of friends.
Miss Elizabeth Hall. who recent
~ underwent an operation at Cook
hospital. has been moved to. the
home of her sister, Mrs. T.. W. Chem
owct'l, on Jackson street.
Mrs. J. r. Snidcr and Mrs. Il. H.
Martin and daughter, Leslie, have
returned from near Farvicw. where
they had been the guests Of Mrs.
Martins mother. Mrs. Margaret
Sturm, for several days.
W. G. Cunningham, Of Wheeling
was Il travelling man in the city yes
terday.
Miss Stella Amos, Of Baxter, is the
guest of Mrs. Earl Amos on East
Park avenue.
The little son Of Mr.. and Mrs
Howard SmO,Sr is recovering from 4
recent illness. -,,,,. d,
Miss Nellie Steele is the euestFot
/ friends in MorgantOwn' 5!b
Rev. 1. A. Barnes, who has been II p
Percy, Pa, conducting revival ser
vice, has, returned here for Il few
days. on account of the storm the
meeting was closed until Sunday
Mrs. Roy Howard and little
daughter, Martha. are in Uniontown'
Pa, the guests Of Mrs A. 9. How5
ard and Mrs. l., e, ChOrpcnnlng'
DR.. j. W. Mcdonald, president Of
the Miners hospital, is in Chicago
where he is attending the National
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-12
BELL PHONE SERVICE.

THE Bell Telephone company has
made splendid progress in straight
cning out its line under the worst
possible storm conditions. 1t was
the Hcii line that kept lip comm"n-
icati0n with the outside world when
all other means OF communication
had failed. The leased Bell wire
over which the West Virginian re-
ccivcs me Associated Press service
has NOT failed rs. although Monday
the morning service was impossible,
but by afternoon the company had
50 far patched up its line that by
cutting of every other service for a
time and giving the West Ftrginian
the right Of way communication was
established with Pittsburgh.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-12
Stand Behind President.

WASHINGTON. Nov. 12.-Presi-
dent Wilson's cabinet stands firmly
behind him in his efforts to force the
retirement of Provisional President
Huerta as necessary step to the
qualification Of Mexico.
For more than two hours the cab
met discussed every phase OF the
Mexican situation, and consensus Of
opinion was that the United States
government should not take II single
backward step in its announced pro-
gram looking TO the restoration OF
constitutional government In the
neigbbor republic.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-12

lie didn't have to use cheap f0uI-
tain pen when he wrote his lamenta'
tons.
E:cry now and then You run across
4. l1Gr who has so little to do that hi
can't sleep at night worrying be
cause the country has no national an
them.
If hard looks could kill, about o.
600, 600 women would be arrested fo'
urhcr every day in the year.
Women have been talking them
arlHe:, out OF paradise ever since Eve
started the thing.
i'r snrC you are right and then ask
yotr wiic.
s:anN"" should be a day Of rest
but lots OF preachers labor throngI
tirir sermons.
nnc.lIuIl Of the world cant under
stand why the other half wants it
mind its own business. Enquirer.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-12
WHICH FIGHT.

We hrlievc it is clear to every
thoughtful observer that the United
States is rapidly approaching ii crisi'
where It must fight in discharge OF
is obligations under the Monroe Doc
rinc. or must fight to maintain that
!M'tl;nc.
Under this national policy, as at
resent construed. We say to all Eu-
,opcan nations: Hands off Of the
Sew World" England. France ANA
Germany all lave thousands OF citt'
ems in Mexico, who have millions o.
lollars invested there. The present
haotic condition Of affairs in that
country is mtolcrabIc, and these for
ign citizens are demanding protec-
Jon from their home government. We
, In.t that the claim of a man, who,