The Glenwood post., 1913-06-28


Modal - the busy bee, the special So
siOa viii debate the truths Of tariff
aAa finance, the nimbls colt will den
eastsate the new here esnss your daddy
dance, ths picture show viii still the
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Win Asftly spia srssnA the hAR-
rhs erusA ssss.d ths seAa fOant
Will beat . bargain rush for 6ghts,
The naa cut camping On ths mount
Will halsan his mosquito bites,
The ssatrovsrsy With japan
Will sleep the middle Of the day,
And the ever busy little fan
Will blow our troubles all away.
On the morning of July 3 the sun
and the the dog star, Sirius, will rise q,
the same time, bringing in the aog
days in time for the Fourth. This will
dogs in 4 little different relation to ia
dependence than they have been at va
rious times when the dog days began
after the Fourth. They viii refuse to
let anyone tie packs of firecraekers on
their tails, and assert their indspend-
enee in other little things having to do
with the pride and self-respect of dogs.
In extreme cases in which their rights
are transsrssssd dog viii 60 mad, but
dogs in the main will retain their reason
aad attend strictly to their business of
keeping . sharp lookost for ts.nps.
Ths dog days caused the fall Of
Egypt. The Egyptians attributed to
them tAs foeds which re.dsrsd the
Nils Valley fertile, and vsssAippsd the
dog ~ The god Isis. Tie Grssks and
Rsns.s, upea the other haad, blamed
them vita the intense heat Of nidsunl.
mer, a.d took An altogether profans
view Of the dog. The result was ono Of
those terrible theological feuds which
have from time to tine arrested ths de-
velopment Of the world, aad il only
ended when Egypt was conquered and
the dog was moved From the temple to
the dog house. The celebrated British
controversy over the beginning Of dog
days was almost as sanguinary. In the
time of Elizabeth they were made to
begin on the 9Th of July and end On
the 5th of September. Subsequent,
they were made to begin ON the 18th Of
July and end ON the 2sth of August A
violent protest against this change Bet
in during the protectorate Of Cromwell.
1t was at this time that the term dog
fall originated. The people who wanted
the beginning of the dog days set back
got in the habit of falling before the
thoroughbreds of Cromwell and other
dignitaries At the races and getting
killed for the cause. The Stuarts, who
promised to set the dog days back to
date from July 3 to August II, were
finally restored to the throne on this
issue.
The first twenty-one days Of July
will be under the influence of Cancer
the Crab, the fourth sign Of the zodiac.
This will cause the lobby to back uD
and leave the way clear for the passage
of the Underwood tariff hill. The last
ten days of July will be under the in
fluence Of Leo the Lion, the fifth sign
of the zodiac. Babies bern under this
sign will be fearless, ard will not care
whether the milk bottle las been stesil.
lied or not. The moea will be full -
the 18th. Mr.. RoekefsIler's birthday
celebration, which iscEeases in violence
in inverse ratio - ths aeessass in vis-
leace Of our own cele6satioa Of liberty.
I will occur On The eighth, when he win
be -.
And thea Augustus Caesaf's month
Will cone to scar and sisz,
And show us what q hot tine on
This side Of jordan h