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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-27
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FOR SALE-Graud new range heater
two beds complete with springs and
mattresses, bargains. CAll Robert,
sor. Main 30I.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-27
.This WilI Interest Mothers

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children, certain relief for Feverish-
ness, Headache, Bad Stomach, Teeth
ing Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and destroy Worms. They break
up Colds in "a hours. They are so
pleasant to the taste Children like
them. Over 10000 testimonials. Used
by Mothers for "a years. They never
fail. Sold by all druggists, 25e. Sam
pie mailed FREE Address, Allen s.
Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-27

If YOU WANT good wood can Main
1886. Z. c. Earl
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-27

But won't there be Jealousy in the
rural schools over who shall be official
pigmasteri
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-27

kOB hkNl---srooz modern e0ttago,
$40 per =oash Insuire Saginaw and
WiIlcn-
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01

MONEY TO LOAN on FARms
I am in a position to make
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01
TRULY TIMES HAVE, CHANGED
Philosopher In Puck MoraIizes Over
the Announcements Which tho
World Has Seen.

The time was when you could get a
woman to do all your homework and
tend to the garden and milk nine cows
night and morning. and do 1t for two
dollars a week and be glad to get the
money. Where have they gone?
Time was when you could get man
to cut wood for IS cents a cord, and
when a dollar day wasn't paid to
anybody except in harvest time. Look
at things now!
Time was when days work meant
to be up by candle-light doing chores
and eating suppe. Wy candlelight after
the evening chores was finished. And
I'm talking about summer-not winter,
Time was when you could go to the
county and get boy to work for you
Tor his keep. He was ksund out to
you till he was eighteen, and If he run
away you could bring him back and
lick the nonsense out'n him. II you
want a boy. these days them people
will ask you as many questions as If
you was selling a horse
Sometimes when I look at this here
country that I've give my whole life to
80 to speak, wonder II it's RELY
an truly paid. I tell you I dunno
Puck.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01

double grain boxes, / riding at
tachment for drag, 1 tanning mill
1 shutting machine, 1 full set Of
blacksmith tools, 2 set Of heavy
breech harness, 4 set Of double
work harness, 1 single driving
harness rubber trimmed, 4 set of
double driving harness rubber
trimmed, 1 set trotting and rae
ing harness, 4 disc.
4 six hole range, large wal
nut clothes cabinet, quarter
sawed oak book case, 3 complete
bedroom suites, 1 new cream sep
arator and other household goods
too numerous to mention.
Free lunch at noon.
Terms Sums OF $40 and un-
de- cash. Over shat amount TIM.
~:ll be given ON bankah..e PAL ~
due October list, 1913, with in
terest at 10 per cent.
C. H. JOHNSON,
Owner.
Col. L. C. Riemenschneider,
Auctioneer.
o. H. Fischer, Clerk.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01
ACCOUNTED FOR THE CHANGE
Explanation Satisfied Soldier a ID
the Cause Of His colonsi's Lamb
like Demeanor.

A soldier, being photographed. hap
pened to mention the name Of the regt
ment to which he belonged, whereupon
the photographer said that he had pho.
tographed the colonel Of the same reg.
iment and showed the private copy.
WELL" said the soldier, I've seen
Colonel - good many times on the
parade ground. to say nothing Of South
Africa, and he never looked IKE mat
"Yes." said the photographer. but
you must recollect that the colonel
was neither on the parade ground nor
In South Africa when he was photo.
graphed."
well, but Tva seen him alone, and
he always looked az IL he were going
to Jump down your throat. In this
you'd think he couldn't say boo to q
goose. Was he alone when he came
here?"
well. no." said the photographer.
with unconscious irony, 'she had hia
wife with him"
"Oh," said the soldier thoughtfuny,
"that accounts for it."-London Tit
Bits.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01
MUST HAVE HAD BUSY LIFE
Beer Woman Surely Holds che Worid's
! Record for Her Many and Varied
Marriage Ventures.

| The worlds record in matrimonial
ventures 10 probably held By Mira
Ihelia N. de Beer, . widow, seventy.
eight years Of age. residing at Pre-
toria, Transvaal. At the age Of eight
cen she married Petrus Jacobua
Lubbe. who died, leaving her with one
child. Ten months later she took IN.
other husband, . widower with three
children. A year and I'VE months
Afterwards he also died. leaving hel
with four children. Within flve months
abe married for tho third time, IN.
other vidower. this time with seven
children. With him she lived fol
eleven years, and had seven children,
when he also died. After I'VE years
widowhood she married for the fourth
time. on this occasion a widower with
eight children. With him she had four
children. and after eleven years. he,
too. died. Five years later she mar
ried a man named Hendrix Hopper,
Another eleven years elapsed, and then
her nth husband died, leaving hel
With ten children. In two years time
she contracted another marriage with
Hendrix Van Wyk, . widower. who
brought I'VE children to swell the fam.
ny. Another eleven years passed, and
he, too. went the way Of his five pro,
decessors. his death occurring only 10
Gently. Mrs. do Beer - now thu
mother and stepmother Of - childrsu
and the Grandmother Of 20,
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01

Let the Valet do your dry clean
ing and pressing. 122 Dakota
avenue. Phone No. 37i.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01
Found u.. for tn. Yacht.

The resourcefulness Of some men
at times furnishes q surprise even to
those who know them we'll. A fair
illustration is q certain New Yorker
Of wealth who bought q costly steam
yacht. He is very fond Of the water,
but his chief object in the purchase
was to please his wife. Then he
found she did not care at all for that
sort Of thing-and as result she re,
NAMED at home whenever he went OF
on q cruise. His wife died; and after
a reasonable time he married again!
''1t's all right now, old man." he said
to an acquaintance who congratulated
him some time later. "You see,
looked around till l found woman
who would rather live on a yacht
than in q house-and married her,
Now the yachts worth while"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01
AUCTION SALE

AS ! have rented my farm
will sell at public sale on my farm,
one-half mile north Of Dwight
the following described property
on Saturday, May 10th:
1 bay horse 10 years old and
weighing 400.
1 bay mare 8 years old and
weighing i4OO.
4 black horse Z years old and
weighing 400.
1 black horse 6 years old and
weighing 400.
4 black mare Z years old and
weighing 1850.
1 black horse 6 years old and
weighing 400.
1 gray mare 10 years old and
weighing 1900.
1 gray horse ii years old and
4 team of mules.
1 sorrel mare 2 years old.
1 sorrel horse two years old.
4 black mare year old.
grade trotting stallion years
old.
1 bay trotting horse 2 years
old.
bay trotting mare 1 year old.
1 bay driving team and 10
years old.
fore door E. M. F. 1912 model
touring car.
1 high wheel buggy auto, g
cylinder ~ h. p.
8 milch cows fresh last of May.
full blood Guernsey heifer.>
= full blood Guernsey bull.
4 shorthorn heifer.
2 Dowagiac 22-shoe drills, 2
Case gang plows, 1 Case sulky
plow, 4 walking pillow, drag,
eight-foot Deering binder, 2 sew
en-foot Deering> binders, 2 Deer
ing mowers, 1 Deering hay rake,
4 new Deering hay rake, 4 new
Deering corn binder, 4 new Deer
ing corn planter, 4 new corn Gull
tivator, 1 buggy, 4 sulky, 1 wide
tired wagon with grain tank, 2
wide tired wagons complete with
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01
Telephone Three Mile. In Air.


A telephone exchange three miles
In the air. This station, said to be
the highest In the world, 10 In the
meteorological observatory on the
top OF Mont Rosa in the Pennine
Alps. 15.450 feet above sea level. AT
this elevation snow is always found,
and advantage is taken of the high
insulation given by dry snow, the
wires In the last section, at the peak,
being simply laid on the snow covered
ground. To prevent breakage by
glacier movements the line is carried
through rings on the telephone poles.
The poles are short and are taken
down ut the end Of every summer sea-
son and replaced at the beginning Of
the following sumner.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01

loans on farms 81 i low rate 81
interest and give you the priv
ilege Of paying on the mortgs-
&c on any interest paying day.
1t would pay you we'll 10 have .
talk with me before placing .
loan on your farm.
LOUIS FLIGELMAN.
Adv. Wahpeton, N. p.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01
An OLD ||l| D PROPHECY I #: \.
IS Being FULFILLED
Modem irrigation Is Achieving
Bible Predictions.
Pastor RusssIl at Washington Temple.
Discusses Second Text ouotsd on
Union Depot Pertals-Aailisnnium 10
Beginning, He Avers-0reatsr Bless.
inss % Fellow Shortly.

Washington. d.
c.. January 49,
Pastor r q ssell
preached this after
noon at the TEN.
pie. corner 18th
Street and New
York Avenue, to a
large congregation.
He made the rather
startling declara.
ton that the Mil
lennium is already
here; that chronol-
ogy proves that we
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01
Escapes an Awful Fate.

A thousand tongues could not
express the gratitude of Mrs. J..
E. Cox, of Joliet, ILL.,, for her de-
liverance from an awful fate.
Typhoid pneumonia had left me
with an awhrd rdl etaoi nwypp
with a dreadful cough" she
writes. Sometimes l had such
awful coughing spells l thought
I would die. I could get no help
from Doctors treatment or other
medicines till I used DR.. Kings
New Discovery. But l owe my
life to this wonderful remedy for
I scarcely cough at all now. +"
Quick and save, its the most re-
liable of all throat and lung med
icines. Every bottle guaranteed.
SOC and $500. Trial bottle free
at all dealers.
Let the Valet do your dry clean
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-05-01

For sale-A blacksmith equip
ment with tools complete, cleo.
trio power, in one Of the best
towns in North Dakota. For par
ticulars write or call on R. v. Nc.
Michael, Wahpeton, N. d. Adv.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1913-02-12

Superior Vacuum Cleaner
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-03-06

We miss you Bill, and your many
little visits to our bailiwick.
Brewing, isn't in the vocabulary
Of prohibitionist not even when
speaking of storms.
Ha! ha! no! no! 'smatter? Oh nix,
jes' thought of Nil Desperandum
and hash.
A man can have checkered ca
reer without being able to foretell
his next move"
Love is a snow shovel with which
the snow can be removed from
around the heart. Is
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-03-06
Tit Bits.
By r. G..

Did we enjoy the quartette and
orchestra music? Don't ask us such
question again, you know we did!
Going to storm again. Sherlock
has the rheumatic.
Too much dissipation pulls" your
hand was unsteady last shave-day.
OF all the Publications ever seen
hereabouts, Wednesday and Thurs
day of last week surpassed the limit.
You should have seen Sherlock,
Pussyfoot, Midget, and Pulls pass
ing out the eats to We Senators, to
say nothing of passing it down.
Come all We vocalists and join us
in making the new auditorium ring
with song. Our Chaplin wishes to
surpass the old prison in music, vo-
cal if not instrumental, and those
who can sing can better themselves
and at the same time help out our
chorus, try it.
Clarence P. had his hands full last
week but seems to have come off
with colors flying.
Midget came near having serious
accident the other day. He acct
IDENTIFY dropped his chew and it SO
over balanced him that be nearly
fell down two flights OF stairs; his
timely grasp of the railing and the
prompt replacing of his chew saved
him.
Have ordered all the public build
ings to close March 10; bands to
play, choirs to sing; it is my birth
day. No wonder, hey!
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-03-06
Sense or no Sense.
By Paddy

Now a gink over in South Amer
lea offers any one fifty thousand
dollars who will catch and bring
him a live ghost. The most of US
will let madam. who. tells the past
present and future, make run for
the coin.
The Rev. DR.. Merrill, who has
charge of church in Minneapolis,
introduced couple of hurdle kick
ers to his congregation and had
them perform in order to show his
listeners that the whole world was
going to the bow-wows. After the
noise from the coins falling on the
platform had stopped and the WON
en- had told hubby to not be so reck-
less with their dough as they were
short of coal, the DR.. capped the
climax by stating that the devil
would hesitate to introduce such a
scene in hell. Well, perhaps Dr.,
his Satanic majesty is compelled to
enforce discipline in his berg.
1t is claimed that the high cost Of
eggs is due to the scarcity of hens.
If that be the case the price will
sure take fight upwards after the
hobo convention in st. Louis is
over.
Tramp: L hate to have it to say
that / ever had to beg for something
to eat, but I'm just out of the hos
pital and broke and hope you will
give me something as l am very
hungry"
Lady: II haven't got thing to
eat in the house."
Tramp: well. give me basket
and will go and beg you some."
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-03-06
JUST a kOLUMN
Sherlock

All, choo! Who me? Nope, not
till March 1.
Oyez! Oycz! Sherlock and hash.
Oh where, Oh where, has my led
die doggone? In the instance Of
Heliograms it's doggone cat.
How about the truth of this A.
N. A? We all love those whom
we benefit, and, as soon as we find
ourselves actually interested in ben
citing humanity, our love for hu.
mainly begins to grow and devel-
ope."
Without earnestness no man is
ever great or does great things.
Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of
sunshine in the soul, and fills it
with a steady and perpetual seren-
ity.
Piece de resistance; what do you
know about that holiday size; some
cut hey? Il should warwaw."
Speaking in the language of
songs: Kiss me Once More" Girl
of My Dreams" but tell me Who
Shall Wear Them, You or l, Love?'
Tell Me Grille, Speak" I Don't
Know Why I Love You, But [ Do, y
if you don't tell me who'll wear 'em
It's Beautiful Doll Goodbye" 1
Cannot Waste Ny Time Here y
For Too Many Girls are Making
Eyes at Me-"
A man cannot be mud-slinger
without getting his hands dirty
A. Dubb.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-03-06

The quartette made it's first appear.
ance. They did very well. The
singing, too, improved under the
leaderships.
Prof. Webb certainly captivated
the visitors. You're there, Prof, es
pecially when you get off i never
got nothing from nobody no time, >
etc. And then the jingle. Eth!
What! How much?
Wednesday and Thursdsy Of last
week were red letter days for this
institution. The State Legislature
turned out in force to inspect the
new prison, and were given a royal
reception. The Senators arrived
Wednesday morning about eighty
strong, and Thursday, the Represen-
tatives aud attaches, numbering
about three hundred arrived at the
prison. The old prison orchestra
furnished music for the occasion
and lunches were served in the big
dining hall on both days. Warden
Wolfer acted as host, assisted by
members of the State Beard of
Control.
Assistant Deputy Warden Back
land was in charge of the dining
hall and kitchen during luncheon,
and Deputy Warden Coles took
general charge of the festivities,
and the program was carried
through without hitch.
The luncheon, Identical on both
days, were prepared by Steward
Doyle. The courses were as fol-
lows:
Oyster Cocktails,
Tomato Soup,
Cold Meats, Mashed Potatoes,
Chicken Salad,
Coffee, Rolls,
Apple Pie with Cheese,
Cigars.
The luncheon was served by
House Steward Westlund of the old
prison, with force of walters
gathered from both institutions.
After luncheon, Thursday after
noon, speeches were delivered by
Warden Wolfer and others in the
auditorium.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-03-06
MONTHLY SCHOOL.
New Prison.

The following is the school history
for the month of Feb. 1913:
Number of school sessions 8;
School attendance at opening ses-
sion Feb. 4th. 1918, IS; Average
attendance during month, 81;
Highest, 70; Lowest, 81; Average
compulsory attendance, 4; Average
voluntary attendance, 81; Number
excused by Medical Department dur
ing month-Temporarily, 4; Per-
manently. 1; Number excused by
Deputy Warden during month Tenn
porarily, 0; Permanently, 4; Num-
Der enrolled during month, ALL;
Number (who attented SCHOOL, dis
charged from Instisution. l; Num-
her pupils reported for breach OF
Institutional rules. 0; Number pu-
pills reported for Incidence and lack
of interest in school work, 0.
i. M. Coles.
Dupty Warden.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-03-06

You can't suit everyone, says an
exchange. Correct you are; over in
England many Of the upper crust
are sore because they are not pre-
sented at court, where here many of
the lower crust are sore when they
are.
One of the leaders Of the suffrage
cause over in England says if wom-
en- are not granted the right to vote
they will start civil war and COM
pei mere man to let them place
their moniker on the ballot, so
there. Yes, it won't take long for
hubby to get tired sleeping in the
wood shed. and he will grant any
thing that will carry the noise away.
But on the dead who started this
suffrage noise anyhow? Oh! how
old is Ann?
Now they are going to enact a
law that will compel every person
that wishes to carve up the human
frame to show license that he is
a surgeon or else go to Jail. That
will no doubt set the brakes on
some Of the Judges over in North
Dakota from opening the eyes of so
many blind tigers.
a judge has just rendered de-
cision that a wife has the right to
wallop hubby over the bean with
fire shovel. Well, suppose, Judge,
he had his life insured in wifey's
favor and no fire shovel handy and
she used an axe instead. How about
it then?
A doctor over in the twin cities
gave as his opinion, after his exami-
nation Of a man that had been run
over and killed, that the guy died
natural death by violence.
The game wardens up in the
north western part of the state have
just discovered a lot of moose
meat that had been planted by the
different lumber companies to feed
the men working for them. Yes,
but that aint all the moose that has
been stored away since Nov. 4th.
We are just wondering if the
berg where that gent lives who had
part of his gray matter removed and
then replaced with the brains of
dog, will pass an ordinance COM
polling him to wear a muzzle every
time there is mad dog scare among
the bOW-WOWS.
There is new song just hit
Broadway, New York, entitled:
Everybody gratis, even father"
An exchange predicts the farm
ers in the state viii! cultivate and
produce a great many turnips this
season, and judging by the wire
grass that is being grown on the
mugs of great many here there
will be several turnlps here before
long.
Mary took little bite
OF boarding school pie
Then the doctor told bis friends
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-03-06

i DamW.
i The cutlery business seems to be
on the increase from the many
sharp axes we have witnessed
Grind,ng's good. yes! no!
Gee Whiz! Drill! Smoke up there
somebody, you're out.
Some men are willing to take
jobs but they persist in calling the
contents of their weekly envelopes
salary. "A. Guy.
Something doing all the time
down here. Our staff "articifers''
are preparing to build an altar for
our chapel. also other pieces of
needed furnishings.
If you didn't see it in The Mirror
it isn't so. That goes.
We warn you! Take notice! Act
accordingly! Law classes are formu-
lated but once, get wise and stick
in your monaker.
Well, well, our laundry chap,
Mr.. G.. +. is certainly delivering
| the goods. (clean clothes).
An accident. Oyer, an event
looking for some place to happen.
Loan you my fiat iron? Why,
tobecertainly.
Dutch says: Ply gosh! trousers
are dot somdings vat are always
combiDg loose mitt der buttons off. y
Oh we know what he says but what
he means furnishes the rub.
rawlings of jingle juggler: Ven
is hen not hen?" Why, at de
night dimes ven she is rooster.
Poljteness is wasted on some
people. They are always i'm
pressed with the idea that we have
some other motive in mind other
than just plain true gentlemanly
courtesy.
It's no juice; it's no juice, adjec-
t,ves, verbs, conjunctions. articles.
Oh whew! Brain fag.
Slivers. the Beau Brummel of the
N. p. says: Too many girls are
making eyes at me-"
The cry is for liberty and then
some.
Kindness beats gruffness in get
ting work out of men.
Oh say Leroy: Faith and how be
yez coming wild thin sign paintin'
contrapshuns, hey?
G. r., cell l03 new prison, would
like to receive the next few issues
Of the r. r. Mans magazine from
some one generously inclined.
A man that continually has an
axe to grind, has little time for
aught else.
Oh, heavlngs! how Pussyfoot's
smile continues to grow. We won
der why?
1t is pleasing to learn that the
non-appearance of our Kolumn is
noticed by even those outside these
dim gray walls. insignificant as
our efforts at space filing has been.
yet to be thusly encouraged is to me
stimulus to further endeavor.
Thanks Mrs. A. G.. Nee.
Who's looney now? S-h-h-h?
we've had our first lesson on a
| spinner, but rats! We're an in
spector," get me? A conscientious
one.
Helzbelz! This is all horsetalk
about drill, and in the face of the
present condition of the parade
ground. Nix on the dope, shut up