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The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
How II Feels to Freeze.

Freezing to death .is preceded by a
drowsiness which makes the end pain.
less, the body actually feeling warm
and going comfortably to sleep Elk
periments have been made with ami
mails to show Just how freezing to
death proceeds In one OF these OK.
periments, in which the animal was
placed in a temperature of from 125
to 100 degrees below zero, the breath.
ing and heart beats were at first
quickened, the organic heat Of the
body actually rising above the nor
NAL, which is $50 degrees Fahrenheit
This showed a sudden and intense ef.
fort on the part Of the functions to
preserve the body's temperature. Then
violent heart action gave out sudden.
ly, end death came when the TEN,
pera ture of the body dropped to II
degrees Fahrenheit,-P Ne.
chanics.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
SAGE TEA KEEPS
YOUR HAIR DARK
It's grandmothers recipe to bring
back color, thickness and lustre
Everybody is using it again

Gray hair, however handsome, de-
mates advancing age We all know
the advantage of youthful appear
anCe. Your hair Is your charm 1t
make or mars the face. When it
fades. turns gray and looks dry,
wispy and scraggly, just few ap-
.plications of Sage Tea and Sulphur
enhences the appearance hundred
fold.
Don't stay gray! Look youngi
Either prepare the tonic at homo or
get from any drug store a so cent
bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy" Thousands Of folks
recommend this ready-to-use prepar-
'tiOn, because it darkens the hair
aautifully and removes dandruff.
tops scalp itching and falling hair;
besides no one can possibly tell,
9a 1t darkcns so naturally and even
". You moist a sponge or soft
frush with it, drawing this through
he hair, taking one small strand at
umo BY morning the gray hair
disappears. after another applica-
tion or two. its natural color is re-
stored and It becomes thick. glossy
aud lpstrous, and you appear years
Younger Advt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
GOODS ASK MEN TO
SOLVE TANGO PROBLEM

Champaign Ill. Oct. 30--Despite
the fact that they are prospective
voters, goods in the University of
Illinois have turned to the men stu
dents in the first big problem Of
their community life.
The question is; "Shall the Tan,
go go or stay7"
COED members Of sororities at a
macs meeting. discussed the aboli-
tion Of the dance and were unable
10 decide They voted to defer nc
tion until men Of the Greek letter
fraternities have been consulted.
A poll was started today among
fraternity men,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31

1760-Foundation stone of Black.
friars bridge over the
Thames was laid.
17sS--navid r. Porter, Governor
of Pennsylvania 1S3g-45, born
in Norristown, Pa. Died in
Harrisburg, Aug. Z. 1867,
1790-Rhode Island entered the
Union.
114s-Gen. Stephen Watts Kearny
the conqnerer of New Mexico
died in St Louis. Born Aug
80, 1895.
1S50-Queen Isabella opened the
Cortez in the new palace at
Madrid.
1S61-~Lieut Gen Winfield Scott re-
signed as commander-in-
chief OF the United States
and was succeeded by Gen.
George b. Mcclellan.
1Si3-The Far East" the first
twin-serew steamship, wps
launched at Millwall, Eng
land
1S64--Plymouth. n. G., was cap
tured by the Federals.
1SsS-The first legislature Of the
Northwest territories met at
Regina.
1oa9-The United States Peace
Commissioners presented o
Spain the demand AZ the
United States for the Philip-
pines.
1905 William H. Elder. r. &.
Archbishop of Cincinnati
Died at Cincinnati. Born in
Baltimore March %, 1919.
Isi2-Bulgarians defeated the
Turks in two days battle
near Lule Burgas.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Health Warning.

II the people would observe the
Meath laws to the letter epidemics
would be rare in this country. A few
Eases OF smallpox. yellow fever, diph
'hefia. or infantile paralysis are
not IN the least danger If the patient
can be quarantined, but when the
patients deliberately permit them
serves TO come into contact With
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Taking Toll of Rabies

Each season of the year takes its
toll of the babies, and to watch and
safeguard them from common colds
and coughs is matter of impor-
ance to their parents. To keep Fol
ey's Honey and Tar Compound in
the house and use it promptly is
to save the little ones from the ser
ious effects Of these colds, to ward
of Group, bronchial coughs, hoarse-
ness. stuffy wheezy breathing and
violent coughing spells. 1t is abso-
lntely free of opiates and may be
given to the little ones with no fear
Of harmful results. Refuse substi-
tutes. For sale by all Dealers
Advt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
A Clean Record.

Those who have been following
the remarkable record of the worn
of sanitation of the Isthmian cana,
ana have watched the gradual re.
auction OF the doath-rate and tha 81
lmination of preventable disease
nave hoped that before the monu-
mental work OF constructing the ca
nal was finished it might be possible
Tor Col. Gorgas to present q reDort
Lhat would be clean as far as death
from disease was concerned. The
report of the Department of Santa
tion for the month of August. 1913.
just received. shows that during thc
month there We're thirty-nine deaths
from all causes among the employees
OF the canal commissioners OF these
one. a Peruvian, died of malaria.
a Spaniard. of alcoholism. and the
third. a Greek, of appendicitis. The
only death among Americans which
occurred during the month were two
from violence, one due to an acct
dent ON the railway and the other ia
an accident in the quarry. Among
the l2,4S1 white American men
women and children on the Tsthm,,s
connected with the commission
that is, employees and their families
---not single death from disease oc-
Cured.
The exodus from the Canal Zone
has already begun; those employees
whose work has been completed are
returning to the United States with
their families The number of
American citizens resident in the
Canal Zone will probably decrease
steadily in the future. It is a fitt-
ahg climax, says the Journal of the
american Medical Association. to
the work of Colonel Gorgas, which
mas challenged the admiration of
the civilized world, that the month
winch porbably marks the high tide
oi american occupancy of the Canal
Zone shall have passed without
single death from disease in the
American colony
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31

A bright little hish terrier has been
trained as perfect c&ddie by we'll
known professional golfer in London.
When his master is giving a lesson
the terrier goes out with the party
and sits on the teelng green, well out
of reach of the sw'n ving club, criti.
cally watching the performance. He
follows the flight of the hardest hit
or worst sliced ball unerringly, and,
having marked it down, rsco- TO fetch
IL back He returns the ball
gently held in his mouth, - drops II
beside the sand box.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Willing to Take a Chance

A Scotch elder of the kirk, who was
visiting London for the first time, was
conducted into Leicester Square after
dark and shown the brilliant exterior
OF the two grand palaces--the Alham-
bra and the Empire. Pointing to the
allurements of the latter, his friend
said; "Wouldnf you Hike to go in
side?" Sandy pulled himself together
and in a furtive whisper inquired,
"Dae ye think onybody wsd see us?"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
YOU'RE BILIOUS AND
C0ST|VE!-- --CASCARETS
Sick Headache, Bad Breath, Sour
Stomach, Mean Liver and Bowels
Clogged---C up Tonight.
Get a tO-eent box how.

bet lucent boX now.
Furred Tongue. Bad Taste, Indi-
gestion, Sallow Skin and Miserable
Headaches come from a torpid liver
and clogged bowels, which cause
your stomach to become filled with
undigested food, which sours and
ferments like garbage in a swil!
barrel That's the first step to un-
told misery---indigestion, foul gases,
bad breath. yellow skin, mental
fears, everything that is horrible
and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight
will give your constipated bowels a
thorough cleansing and stralghten
YOU out by morning, They work
while you sicep---a ten-cent boy
from your druggist win keep you
feeling good for months. Millions
of men and women take a Casearc'
now and then to keep their stomach.
liver and bowels regulated, and new
er know a miserable moment. Don't
forget the children---their little in
sides need a good, gentle cleansing
too.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Most Dangerous Of Minor Ailments

OF the minor ailments cold is
by far the most dangerous. not II
itself but the serious diseases 1t Sc
often leads to. Pneumonia and con
sumption always start with cold
When you have a cold you are much
more likely to contract the infec
tious diseases such as diphtheria,
scarlet fever and whooping cough
Colds are easily cured, in fact
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy II
famous for its cures OF this most
common aiIment, and ia pleasant
and safe to take. Why take such
desperate chances when so reliable
and trustworthy a medicine may be
obtained for quarter. For sale by
all dealers.--AdYt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
BED Mans Future atata.

According to the best authorities,
the aboriginal Indian OF America Is
generally without any belief I'm any
form Of future punishment for sin.
The happy hutting grounds are re-
served for the brave. As to where
the wicked go. they are silent. The
Ojtbways. however. believe that the
souls Of the wicked follow wide path
to the west and enter a long lodge
after crossing deep and narrow river
on a huge snake, Here they are for
ever haunted by the ghosts Of those
things. animate and inanimate, which
they wronged In life.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31

II you want your boy to be orderly
provide him with a place OF his own
wherein he may keep his baseball i'm.
plements, sporting paraphernalia, tools
and the thousand and one other ar
ticles dear to his boyish heart. The
possession OF a locker to which he
alone carries the key ia sure to stir
the pride Of every ambitious boy. es.
peeially II he is allowed to build it.
Housekeeper.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
A Century Hence.

And will you be mine, Helene?"
"Yes, Horacel"
In transport of JOY he seizes the
hand of the young girl and shakes il.
To be sure handshaking has been dc.
clarcd unssnitary by the best medical
authority, but what has such "a tumul.
tuous love as theirs to do with con.
siderations Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31

The connection between fish eat
Ing during Lent and strong navy
may appear remote, but to Elizabeth
an statesmen 1t seemed vital So
much so that a law was passed com
manding everyone to eat fish on every
day of Lent. The reasons set forth
for this enactment made no mention
Of religious observance II stated the
queen needed ships for defense and the
fishing industry furnished men at all
times In readiness for her maiesty's
service.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Rich Haul BY Foraers.

The Bank OF Naples (Southern Italy)
has recently been the victim of fraud
to the extent of s160o00 by means of
genuine checks, the figures of which,
however, had been cleverly altered and
augmented with the aid of chem icals
and perforating machine, The
trickster, Of whom there is no trace,
had checks cashed simultaneously at
the branch oflces In Turin, Florence
and Rome.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Trade in Foreign Countries.

In foreign countries you pome
Into competition with the beat goods
from every land An article must
have merit of the -hlghest order e
win esteem. In many OF these
countries Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is the most popular medi.
cine in use for coughs and colds be-
cause it is the best. For sale by all
dealers.-Advt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Animals Resent keeper's Absences.

The keeper of the Washington park
zoo In Milwaukee finds that it is not
we'll for him to leave the baby ami
mails. of which there are always a few
on hands. When he leaves the young
ieopards or other infants they are like.
iy to sulk and make themselves ill,
and as he is very fond of all OF them
he takes very few vacations, and only
when there are no young animals that
particularly need his care.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Woman's Reason.

Women have more OF what is termed
good sense than men. They cannot
reason wrong, for they do not reason
at all. They have fewer pretensions,
are less implicated in theories, and
Judge of objects more from their i'm
mediate and involuntary impression
on the mind. and therefore more truly
and naturally.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Boards In England and Russia.

In England boards were not fash
ionsble after the conquest 106s) until
the thirteenth century. and were dis
continued ut the restoration. Peter
the Great enjoined the Russians. even
those Of rank, to shave. But 80 fond
were they of their long, flowing boards
that they refused, so Peter sent out
his soldiers with shaving mugs and
razors to destroy every beard they
could End.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31

The perfect baby bad reached IT,
age when he could COO, an accomplisl
ment in which he INDUCED hemse.
most of the time when not ot@s rwlg
engaged HE is the most welcome vi
itor I ever had" said the mothe
proudly "He just lies and talks
me by the hour" isn't that nice"
piled the caller. 80 unlike most vi
itors-they just talk and lie to you ?
the hour"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31

He Wasn't an And.i.

During one of the earlier discussions
OF the United States tariS in the
Canadian parliament, an opposition
new her characterized the attitude of
the government on the question as "a
sight that would make angels weep
ard iackasses laugh" The Hon. Frank
Oliver, who was then minister OF the
interior, replied, with his usual delib-
erato calmness: 81 have observed
that the honorable gentleman has
been one of those who laughed"--
Judge.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Quick Help to Backache and Rhcu'

The man or woman who wants
quick help from backache and rheu-
matism. will find 1t in Foley Kid
ney Pills. They act so quickly and
with such good effect that weak, in
active kidneys that do not KEEP the
blood clean and free OF the impuri-
ties that cause these symptoms. are
toned up and strengthened to healthy
vigorous action. You can not take
Foley Kidney Pills into your system
without having good results Con-
fain no habit forming gs.--~Adyt
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
On the Links.

Gclfer-Tm sorry to trouble
madam but you are directly Oh II
line of our drive. VIII you kind
move one way or the other?
Woman comfortably seated on o.
ground Certainly not ] bea'd yo.
shout very rudely, but I've no in'eu
tion of moving | should have though,
that a gentleman, when he saw me-
hero, would play the other way.--Lon.
don Punch.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
First Stone Arch BRIDGE,

Said to be the first stone arch bridge
erected in this country. the "Choate
Bridge, Built by Town and County,
1894" as the inscription states. still
stands, q monument to the builder,
Col. John Choate. at Ipswich. Mass. 1t
rs seemingly as strong as ever.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
To W1lten Ivory.

To whiten ivory rub 1t well with un-
saited butter and places 1t in the sun
shine. If it Is discolored it may be
whitened by rubbing it with a paste
composed of burned pumiee stone and
water and putting 1t in the sun under
glass.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Do You Dread Your Mealsl

Your food does you little good
you dread meal time. What you
need Is Chamberlain Tablets
They Will sharpen your appetite,
strengthen your digestion and give
YOU relish for your meals. For
sale by all dealers.--Advt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
SchonlhnN on Soan.

From a schoolboy's essay on soap;
Soap is a kind cf stuff made in cakes
what you can't eat. It smells good
and tastes orrul Soap always tastes
worst when you get it in your eye.
Father says Eskimos don't use soap:
/ wish was an EskImose,"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Bulletin is authorized to an
nouBce II. II. Halliday as the Re-
publican candidate for the office OF
county commissioner Election No
rember 4th. 1919.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31

The Bulletin is authorized to
announce Oscar Taylor as the Demo
cratic candidate for the Office oi
County Commissioners. Election oc-
tober 4th, 1918
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
He Knew Jones'

Sndth-See Jones over there laugh
ing 80 heartily. Somebody must have
told him funny story.
Brown-More likely Jones told 1t
himself London OpjEion.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31

isn't it dreadful that the English
suffragettes commit so much al@on7"
Yes, indeed; it is burning
shame"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
Nature of the Beast,

Il thought surely you'd sell that lot
of sausages," said the grocer. "You
praised it highly enough"
Il praised II too darned much.' said
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31

wsgged its tail New York Evening
Post
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-10-31
HEAD AND NOSTR|LS
STUFFED FROM GOLD

Don't stay suffed.upl Quit blowing and
snufIlinei A dose of "fape's Cold Compound
taken every two hours until three doses are
taken viii end grippe misery ard break up
limbs.
It promptly opens eioegedup nostri's and
air passages; stops nasty discharge or nc>e
running: relieves sick headache, dullness, fever
i-lness, sore throat srleezing. SORENESS and
Stiffness.
: "Pape's Cold Compound" is the Quickest.
surest relief known and costa only IS cents
at drug stores
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-11-21

The pastor has arranged an ex-
change of pulpits with Rev. Geo. E.
Hughes of the Congregational church
at Hancock. for Sunday. This will
give the people in Morris a chance to
meet the pastor of our nearest sister
church. Rev. Hughes is young man
of ability and all will enjoy hearing
him.
Alice Tomlin is leader of the
Christian Endeavor at $50.
Are you interested in knowing what
the Bible says about the unemployed ?
If so you will be interested in the
mems class which meets at the close
of the morning worship Sunday.
Yo1 will also be told about a great
code Of laws dealing with social ques-
tions that was compiled by Baby
lonian king nearly thousand years
before Moses received the ten COM
mandrnents from God.
James E. Parker, Pastor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-11-21
Students Club.

A we'll attended meeting of the
Students club was held at the home
of Mrs. Geenty on Monday afternoon.
The business session of the club was
conducted by the resident Mrs. Hig
bic.
The lesson of the day on "The
Child" was then taken up under the
leadership of Miss Wheaton.
Development talks on the child
were given by Mrs. Harris, Mrs.
Parker, Mrs. Stone and Mrs. Davies.
The anecdotes and sayings of children
by the members was most interesting.
A fine paper on the American
Child" was prepared and read by
Mrs L. C. Spooner. A few musical
selections completed the program.
After being served by the hostess
to very dainty lunch the club ad-
journed to meet with Mrs. Light,
Decent er first.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-11-21

The annual sale given by the ladies
of the Congregational church will be
held on Friday and Saturday. Nov.
% and %, the day Immediately fol-
lowing Thanksgiving day at Krueger's s
drug store. The ladies have spared
no pains to prepare variety of we'll
made articles for this sale among
which may be found aprons of all
sizes and descriptions, towels, quilts,
handkercFiefs, fancy articles, table
runners, cushions. slippers, bags and
many others articles suitable for
Christmas gifts.
A food sale will be held on Satur-
day and a candy table will be in
charge of the young ladies. A cordial
invitation is extended to the general
public to visit the sale and their pat
ronage will be greatly appreciated.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-11-21
SEND PACKAGES EARLY
Christmas Parcels Apt to Be
Delayed

With the month of November prac-
tically half spent ones thoughts
naturally turn to Christmas. The
problem confronting the postofice
authorities this year is far more COM
plex than in the past owing to the
millions of additional parcels and
packages sent through the mails by
parcels post.
Postmaster Finnegan states that
the wise ones this year will mail their
parcels nearly, in order to make sure
that they will reach their destination
in time. He also wishes to impress
upon the minds of the senders the i'm
portance of doing the parcels up in
good strong paper enough to with
stand the image it is necessarily sub
jected to.
The rural route carriers are the
ones who will suffer the most and
they are almost certain to be over
loaded even if the patrons do follow
the suggestion of sending parcels
early. Parcels mailed day or two
before Christmas are quite apt to
reach their destination several days
late unless the postofsice authorities
devise some new method of relieving
the congestion.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-11-21

have guided the destinies of the de.
cades Just closed.
The old order of things must change
lin fact is changing rapidly. New
ideals must arise and by us be woven
into the fabric, of our lives
In order that the citizens Of West
Central Minnesota shall fulfill their
true destiny and do the work which
lies at hand for them to do, they must
have such a spirit as shall lay hold
Of the tasks which are ours to perform
and carry the banner of humanity far
ther forward than it has ever been
carried since time began.
New viewpoints, better methods,
new enthusiasm, a better understand
Ing of each Other-all this is neces-
sary Ours is an agricultural terri
tory, and he who succeeds must have
the trained mind as well as the trained
hand, To keep pace with the onward
march of development, we must have
recourse to scientific facts. We under
stand that land is a storehouse made
up of many different properties, that
animals have the power to develop in
finite changes in their lives when they
are fed and handled properly, that
crops may be adapted by mans hand
and care to reveal wonderful results
We appeal to all forward minded
men and women of West Central Min
nesota to aid in the presentation Of
The first Corn and Alfalfa Exposition
In this State. In his book, "The Rura
Life Problems of the United States,
| Sir Horace Plunkett calls attention tt
the fact that the shifting of population
from the country to the cities may bt
stopped by the application of the
motto: Better farming, better bust
ness and better living" If our pro
gress in the past has not been salts
factory from a business point of view
-
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-11-21
NORRIS --HOSPITABLE HOST.

While the City of Morris will have
more visitors at the time of the Corn
and Alfalfa Exposition than any other
city in Western Minnesota mas ever
entertained, yet positive assurance is
given that accommodations will be
provided for every guest.
In hotel facilities Morris exceeds
any other city of similar size, being
provided with three first-class hotels
and is amply able to take care of any
ordinary gathering without special eff
tort. But the Corn and Alfalfa Ex
position will be an extraordinary
event, and for that reason the hospit
able people of Morris are planning on
opening their homes to the host OF
visitors who are expected.
In order that all the city's guests
may be properly taken care of, pro
spectiYe visitors are asked to notify
the secretary as early as possible as
to what accommodations they will re.
auire in order that reservations may
be made at the hotels or provision
made for their entertainment in pri-
Vate homes.
Let no one stay away from this great
exposition for fear that board and
lodging will not be available.