The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-05

was astonished by hearing I'm not
a preacher. Guess you'll have to pass
me up" and he did.
"Bish' says: Men and watches are
judged by their works, for both have
wheels .-
The new president Of the travellers,
known by the title of senior counselor,
Bob Cole. hopes that all of the boys
will give him the kindest and heartiest
kind of support during the present
term. He want them all to turn out
for tonight.
Yes, everybody at the recent dance
n reception had a very pleasant
time, and all in attendance vote It the
host dance the boys have yet given.
The hall was a little crowded and they
had to sort of dance in relays. For
once there were more men In attend
ance who wanted 10 dance than ladies,
and that helped some. :
Many of the travelling men who
winter in the city are getting ready
to start for the lakes and William
Bit R~ingland is one of them. He
expects to pack his household belong.
ings and go to Detroit for the sum-
mer betore long. ..'..
Frank and Hud AsheIman lave sent
down hoes and other spring parapher-
MALTA to Fair Oeks and will soon be-
gin the work of getting the garden IN
order. The boys maintain a fine
garden which is n of the sights
and good things of this very handsome
and popular resort. The big auto
hack will also be treated to some new
end approved decorations.
Jack Lang remarks that some men
are so digniied that they never bend
until they are broke, but he proposes
to act as pilot to the Crookston meet
Ihg with great dignity and careful
ness. He will precede the regular
train of autos by about an hour and
a half and will blaze the way"
Harry Horwitz remarks 1.-THE more
a man has the more he wants unless
1t happens to be twins" but he
wouldn't take a whole cigar factory
Tor the twins he has, but he is salts
fed with what he has.
Boys, get. busy and keep talking of
The auto trip to Crookston. AS. you
WIN see by this issue the officers for
the big trip have been secured and
NNS So0A1Soo hO" tS 10 secure enough
autos, so that no one will have 70
stay at home on that account Tha
Fargo auto club has been asked 50
participate In the excursion.
Denny Donaldson of Moorhead can
frbe depended upon to make the trip 10
C~rookston in a machine, but he will
. careful to see that his dues and as
sessments are all paid up regularly.
Es -
,. G. Mumma, another of the philo-
sophers of IS, arises to remark that a
man always puts his best foot for
ward a mule puts his backward.
No, there is no truth in the story
n Joe Rolfe has started a pawn
shop. He opened one, but has given
up the project as a mighty bad under
taking.
Bill" Laimer Of the Gardner a v
that the easiest way for a man to fig
ure how much it costs to live is to
hgure the amount of the monthly pay
check. for it's generally gone before
the next months gets to him.
Lud Lardner of the Waldorf re-
marks that the most important mar
about a. railroad is the Drake in the
caboose. for the brake" himself al
ways admits it.
John McGrann and John Forth both
remark in unison, "And you needn't
be feeling good because the coal sea-
son is about over--fne ice mans to be
heard from yet"
JaImer Anderson, who is now a
Knight of the grip, was in own this
morning to visit with the folks over
Sunday. He reports the meat busi-
ness az being all right in the northern
part of the state.
Gus L4eiber of jamestown, one oil
the best known travellers who roanls
about North Dakota, was greeting his
many friends in the city a few days
ago. Gus still maintains that the
jamestown boys in the Elks lodge will
go some at the state convention which
will be held there In Tune. Every
committee has been appointed" said
he, and YOU can bet your life they
are all llard ait work. Jinltown wants
l to make 2 bis showing on this occa;