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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
STATE news
MINISTER DEAD.

HUNTINGTON-News was received
here of the death OF Rev. j. II. Burns
who passed away at the home of his
son.in.law, K. l.. Hamilton, Jr., at
SiSputh Ashland. Rev. Burns, was sew
enty.fiye years OF age and had practi-
caily been an Invalid for several years
otging,to rheumatic suffering He was
Oh the superanmated list OF the: Meth
DIST Bgs8opnI! (9nurs1l, soptAP, and
Wis widely known throughout the
West Virginia Conference Of this de-
nomination.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
puNcTUALITT { ifiM
By GEORGE FITCH,
Author Of at Good Old slwash."

Punctuallty is something which is
observed at weddings and funerals
and also by interest dates on notes.
: The dictionary says that punctual'
lily consists OF adhering TO an appoint,
ed time. 1t is remarkable, however,
to note how much more enthusiastic
man is about adherlns to a lunch
table or bar rail or warm fire than
3 he is an. adhering to an appointed
time. q
When it domestic appointments, man
IS one of our most perfect non-adhe'
sives.
Man takes a week of and gets to
his own wedding on time. Having
done this he considers his LIES duty
done. Ele is usually buried right on
the dot, but this is Il circumstance
over which he has no control.
Even the law is unpunctual 1t
says that it is two o'clock until it is
three. Man goes farther than this,
however With him it is sometimes
two o'clock until supper time.
AS for railroads, any old two O'clock
will do. If a tran-continental train
doesn't arrlye,today at two O'Clock it
gets in at two tomorrow and is just
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

REDWOOD - Thomas Crowel, a
contractor in the woods, was killed
yesterday by log jumping from a
chute and striking him in the breast,
The accident happened on Dogway, a
few miles from This place. Tho body
of the unfortunate man was brought
to this city and prepared for burlaI by
H. c. Carskadon. The deceased was
about u years of age and had been do
Ing contract work in this section for
the last few years.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
LIVE STOCK.

WHEELING, W. Va, Jan. S.-Cat'
lie. extra, 1000 to 1900, $7.25@7.5G;
good. 9OO TO 1900, $6T5d7o8; good.
$40 to 300, $GOO66.75; good, 200 to
500, $5.OOa 600; common $3.5O@ 4.'o;
beef bulls, $55OG6.OO; bologna balls,
$4.OOG5.O5; cows, $2.OOa55O,
Hogs - Choice. $7I5d7 So; good,
'1.50G7.75; light and common, $1,000
$50: stays aud sows, $5.O0G7.OO.
Sheep = Extra, $3.O5Gl.OO; good,
$2.5O@3.OO; common, $l.5OG2,OO;
lambs, saooG7.5S,
Veal Calves and Fresh Cows-Veal
calves, choice, $1,000; veal calves.
good, sS.5OGlO.OO; thin ana heavy
calves, s5,oOdS,0o; fresh COWS, extra,
per head, $5o.eS96e.eo; do common TO
fair, lpersAead, $4,000 4al 0osi !, NJ s:s5s
RRop0 OF MARK ET.
WHEELING NV. &. on;
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

have the annual e:".2c:: :=:.i,1nent Of the
Vest Virginia national guard held near
Wheeling in connection with the semi
entenniai celebration next June, in.
'tcad of Kingwood, Preston county.
Adjutant General G. D. Elliott is in
sympathy with such move according
to a letter received from him by Col.
John 4. Day, the secretary OF the semi.
centennial commission. 1t is not an
ticipated that there will be any din,
Guilty experienced in having the camp
transferred to that point.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
tCopyrlgntP" nv George Mathew
Adams.l

as proud OF the feat.
There are, however, a large num-
her OF punctual men in this world
It is easy to find them. Whenever you
notice man in a definite place gtar
ing at his watch with wrath printed
in AZ point Gothic all over his face,
you can honor him for punctual man.
He is waiting for some one.
Punctual men do the worlds wait
ing. A punctual man who is sixty
years old has spent ten years OF his
life waiting for other men. This is
why few punctual men are success.
fui They wait their lives away while
the men for whom they llnger are
hlithely grabbing success without look
ing al the clock.
Punctuality is Il duty. but there
should be reciprocity in it. A man
who is punctual all his life is the dupe
CT human nature. He should be pun2'
tual for thlrty-ivc years ana then let
the ether fellow wait fer the next thir.
ty.tive.
Man is used in this essay in the
strictly masculine sense. Woman and
punctuality are two entirely divergent
subjects.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
MINER KILLED.

WHEELING - Blindly walking
against a trolley wire, Steve Mauropis
Greek miner, employed in the Bar
ton mine of the Youghlogheny and
Ohio Coal company, six miles west OF
Bridgeport, was instantly killed last
night. His body was terribly burned
by the electricity, as several hundred
volts passed through him.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

NEW YORK, Jan. S.-Flour steady
with demand light.
Wheat. spot easy; No. 2 red. $l06l2
elevator and $1O7E I. 0. b. afioat nom
inal; No. northern, 1914 +. o. b.
afIoat. Futures closed net unchanged,
Export sales we're twenty loads. May
closed 81 1916; July, 951s; Bonded
wheat, Jam. 90ts May, S62s; July 81
Corn.spot steady; export. 55% f. O.
b. arlcat spot Oats, spot firm; stand
ard white, 40. nominal; mo. 3, SSR a
SYH; No. 4, SSG39; natural white
.37H1%NN.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
Butter, Cheese, Eggs and Poultry.
Hay AND GRAIN.

Hay. per ton, $500; mixed hay, per
ton. $1,000; No. | Timothy, per ton,
$500; no. 2 recleaned new oats, 4Sc;
shellcd corn. per bushel, 65c; wheat,
yer bushel, $l.20; bran, per ton, $3.50;
nihdlings, per Ton, $500; new straw,
per ton, $1,000; new corn, paying, 6Oc.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
Y. M. c. A. ALLEYS.

A very exciting contest took place
on the association alleys last evening
between the Mononeah glass team and
the Dorms, which resulted in the Mo.
nongah glass taking two out OF three
games. Last evening scores were as
follows:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

Cash quotations were as follows:
Rye. No. 9, SAC.
Barley, feed or mixing, 5OG54c; fai
to choice mailing, 5TdGtc.
Timothy seed, $3.OOM3.90.
Clover seed, $1O.OOG1O.S5.
Mess pork, new, $1L5OQi7.G2E.
Lard. in tierces, $9.G7ia.
Short ribs, loose, S9.00@9.15.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
ATTEMPTED MURDER.

MOUNDSVILLE-The only reason
that George Lark did not commit "
double murder was that his aim was
bad. Lark entered his home into%i'
Gated, and notifying his wife and his
rather.in.law that they had lived long
enough, commenced TO shoot. He
emptied a revolver at close range, but
none Of the bullets hit the mark.
He then barricaded himself in his
house, but surrendered peaceably
when police charged the place.
A,sl IN X 3 80
WANT Eke Am Pm N,I. u
NHEELTlS Il I1itoft is Bellg macs
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

Another sale OF $1.5O Hair Switches
at Room ZIG, Masonic Temple, Jan
.. 10, 1l.-Adv.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
Ei.nplMe eiRL .i4ELp.

sgEIl1BLING Wilbur "A, Ward 4
wtalt6y: sbrokeF is closely guarding
oan augbtes, IialhFyh aEd,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
JUDGE IL.

CHARLESTON = Judge II. C. Nc
Vhorter,who has been Ill for some
time at his residence on Capitol street,
has not been SO we'll for the past few
days. His legion of friends in the city
and State wish for him speedy re.
cegery.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
NOTICE OF FIRST MEETING OF
CREDITORS

United States of America, Northern
District Of West Virginia, So.
In the United States District Court
in and for said District:
In the Matter of William 2, smityiils
Bankrupt. No. 2S7 III Bankruptcy.
10 the Creditors of William ~,
Smith OF Barnstown, in the County q
Marion and District aforesaid, Bank.
rupt
Notice IS hereby given that ON the
4th day OF January, A. D. 1913, the
said William Il. Smith, was duly adjHS#
dicsted bankrupt; and that the first
meeting OF his creditors will be held
at the law oHl,e Of B. L., Butcher, ~
Fallmont, Marion County. West VIZ.
gln!a. on the 18th day OF January, vs.
D. 1918, at ten o'clock in the forenoon,
at which tins the said creditors may
attend, prove their claims, appoint q
trustee. examine the bankrupt, order
sales and transact such other bust
ness as may properly come before said.
meeting.
BERNARD L. BUTCHER. II
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

ions, yellow, 5OMGOc; do white, 75M
Sac; oranges, Florida. $3.50; Nayals,
as to size, $1.90G275; lemons $1,000
$50; grape fruit, $500; potatoes, per
hushel, Csc; do per barrel, fancy,
S165; cabbage, per barrel, 75c; apples
new, bushel, 75Q9Oc; apples, per bar
rel, $3.00G2.50: celery, per dozen, 25c;
California, zoe; Malaga grapes, S6.25;
Jersey Sweets, per bbl., $500; do
crates. $1.35; cranberries, per barrel,
$S.OOd9.5O; cranberries, per barrel,
$S.009S.50. ~
Butter, Cheese, Eggs and Poultry.
No. i fancy CREAMERY, 35c; Ohio and
Pennsylvania. S5c; dairy, Csc; cook.
ing, zoe; select eggs, 500 S2c; fresh,
at mark, 2SG3Oc; duck eggs, Csc;
goose eggs, Acc; storage, CSC.
pouitry-Hens, 1Sc; turkeys. 25dt
SOC; ducks, CSC; broiIers, fresh, zoe;
springs, 23c; geese, lac.
Alive-Hens, pound, 1Oc; spring.
pound, 13dI5t;; turkeys, 15@1Sc;
ROSTERS, pound 9@i0c; ducks, pound
,14G15c; pigeons, pair. 30@35c; geese
l2c.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

Ten per cent discount on Hair
Goods during the sale Of Jan. ., 10, II,
at the Marinelio Shop Room PIG
Masonic Temple ADV.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

These members OF the new indus
trial commission are, in the order OF
their numbering, A. B. Garrettson.
president of the Railway Conductors
association; john B. Lennon, treas
uFer Of the American Federation Of
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
BERNARD L. BUTCHER.

NtItTee III bUHhTUVtV1s
Dated the 9Th day Of January, 1911
1s:9g,1t
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
SYNOPSIS.

Agatha Redmond. opera singer. starting
for an auto drive in New York. finds a
stranger sent as her chauffeur. Leaving
the car, she goes into the park TO read
the will OF an old friend Of her mother.
who has left her property. There she Is
accosted by a stranger. who follows ner
TO the auto, climbs In and chloroforms
her. James Hambleton of Lynn, Mass.
witnesses the abduction of Agatha Red
mond. Hambleton sees Agatha forcibly
taken aboard a yacht. He secures tug
and when near the yacht drops over
board, Aleck Van Camp. friend Of Ham
bleton. had an appointment with him. Not
meeting Hambleton. he makes a call upon
friends, Madame and Miss Melanie Rey-
nier. He proposes to the latter and Is re-
fused. Melanie explains that she Is or
high birth in a German principally. from
which she had fed to escape an unwished
marriage The three arrange coast trip
on Van Camps yacht, the Sea Gull
Hambleton wakes up on board the Jeanne
DArc, the yacht on which Is Agatha
Redmond. His clothes and money belt
lave been taken from him. He meets a
Inan who introduces himself as Monsieur
Chatelard, who r. Agatha's abductor
They fight but are interrupted by the
threatened sinking OF the vessel. The
boat sinks Jimmy and Agatha are both
abandoned by the crew. who take to the
boats Jimmy dives into the sea and
reaches Agatha.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
HER "BEsT FRIEND"
A Woman Thus Speaks Of Postum.

We usually consider our best friends
those who treat US best.
Some persons think coffee a real
friend, but watch it carefully awhile
and observe that it is one of the
meanest of all enemies, for 1t stabs
one while protesting friendship.
Coffee contains a poisonous drug
caffeine-which Injuries the delicate
nervous system and frequently sets
up disease in one or more organs of
the body, IL its use is persisted in.
Il had heart palpitation and nerv-
BUSINESS for four years and the doctor
told me the trouble was caused by
coffee. He advised me to leave 1t OF,
but / thought l could not" writes a
Wis. lady.
"On the advice of a friend ! tried
Postum and II so satisfied me ] did not
care for coffee after few days trial
of Postum.
"As weeks went by and / continued
to use Postum my weight increased
from 9S to 11S pounds, and the heart
lIOuUlS lell Iue. i nave uSeu IL u year
now and am stronger than / ever was.
l can hustle up stairs without any
heart palpitation, and am free from
nervousness.
my children are very fond Of Post
um and 1t agrees with them. My sister
liked it when she drank it at my house;
now she has Postum at home and has
become very fond Of II. You may use
my name If you wish, as / am nC1
ashamed of praising my best friend
Postum" Name given by Pustum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Postum now comes in new concen-
trated form called Instant Postum. It
is regular Postum, so processed at the
factory that only the soluble portions
are retained.
A spoonful of Instant Postum with
hot water, and sugar and cream to
taste, produce instantly a delicious
beverage.
Write for the little book, "The Road
to Wellville."
There's a Reason" for Postum
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
CHAPTER TX.
Ire Camp on the Beach.


Sunset of the day that had dawned
so strangely and wonderfully for
those two wayfarers of earth, James
and Agatha, fell on a little camp
near the spit of coast-land toward
which they had struggled The point
lifted itself abruptly into a rocky
bank which curved in and out, yield
ing to the besieging waves. Just
here had been formed a little sandy
cove partly protected by the beetling
cliff. At the top was verdure in abun-
dance Vines hung down over the
face of the wall, coarse grasses and
underbrush grew to its very edge, and
sharp-pointed FIR trees etched them
selves against the clear blue Of the
eky. Below, the white sand formed
sickle-shaped beach, bordered by
the rocky wall. with its sharp point
dipping far out to sea. High up on
the sand a small rowboat was beach
ed. There was no path visible up
from the single, but II was evident
that the ascent would be easy enough.
Nevertheless, the campers did not
attempt it. Instead, they had made
a fire Of driftwood on the sand out
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
Objected to the Red Tape

all they had to do was to send a man
up and take the kittens away. Then
they asked me IL I was married, and
how many children l had; how many
neighbors were complaining Of the kit.
tens and II these neighbors were old
maids. / thought they were very per.
sonal in their questions. But / an.
swered them all Finally came a ques-
ton that made me mad. What IL the
name Of the cat that deserted these
kttens?' was asked.
I'm sure don't know I replied;
she is no relation Of mine and with
that banged the receiver on the hook
And after all we had to pay a small
boy to take those kittens away and
drown them"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
Claimed for New York CITY

street. and while examining the ap-
paratus an alarm was sounded from
the West Side. Capt Henry NJ. Jones
babe the visitors jump on the sides
of the fire truck and accompany the
fire fighters to the blaze.
Peter Gallagher was the driver Of
the team, and he quickly got to his
seat on the truck 1t swung out to
the street, and the driver guided the
horses to straighten out the ponder
Gus machine. When in a position to
take full speed and dash to the place
where the alarm was sounded Captain
Jones yelled to the driver, Let her go,
Gallagher
The visiting flremen never forgot
the command, and thus began the IA
nous old saying that is in vogue to-
day"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
Why New York Woman 10 Done with
the Famous Society with the
Long Name.

Tn never going to have anything
more to do with the Society for the
Prevention Of Cruelty to Animals" de-
clared a Brooklyn woman, indignant
ly, I've had one affair with them. 1t
happened when a cat In our neighbor-
hood gave birth to five kittens and
then deserted them. None Of US want
ed the kittens so, as l have a phone
In my house, 1t was suggested that l
get the S. P. c. A. to come and take
them away. l telephoned-and such
lot of questions as they asked!
They wanted to know my name and
the number OF my house; the number
of kittens in the litter. and their gen.
der and color and breed; the day Of
their birth and the number of days
since their mother went away from
them. OF course, these questions were
tantalizing, because couldn't see
what difference It made. / thought
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
RESINOL A SAFE
SKIN TREATMENT

You need never hesitate to use Resi-
mol Soap and Resinol Ointment. Their
is nothing in them to injure the ten
derest surface. Resinol is a doctors
prescription which proved so success
ful for eczema, ringworm and other
itching, burning, unsightly skin erup
tons, that 1t has been used BY other
physicians all over the country for
eighteen years. No other treatment
for the skin now before the public can
show such a record Of professional aR
prevail.
In single month, two hundred and
twenty-one doctors wrote US indorsing
the Resinol preparations. They would
not have done so IL they had not found
them highly valuable in their own prac
tice. They prescribe ResinoI freely,
confident that its soothing, healing 40
ton is brought about by agents 20
bland and gentle as to be suited to the
most delicate skin--even Of tiny
baby.
The nearest druggist sells Resinol
Ointment (50c and $1,000 and Resinol
Soap (26c) or you can try them free
by writing to Dept 13-K, Resinol. Bal
timore, Nd, for liberal sample Of each
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
Origin Of Popular Expression, Let Her
Go, oalIagherl" Said to Have
Originated There.

The expression Let her go, Gala
lgher" is In use in nearly every city
of the United States, and has travelled
TO foreign countries, yet It is doubtful
II many can tell the origin OF it. A
group Of men recently met in New
York city and soon were talking Of
events that happened many years ago.
One Of them told the story of Let
her go. Gallagher" and vouches for
the truth of it, as he was present at
the time II began.
"A number of delegates" said the
veteran, representing the Chicago
fire department came to visit the
New York fire ladies in the early
'70s. They were shown about fire
headquarters and inspected the differ
ent systems. Then they desired to
see some Of the crack companies.
Their escorts brought them to hook
and ladder No. IA. in East 125th
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
When EIoauenee Didn't Work.


There is such thing as being too
eager, as witness the following re-
mark:
YES" said the statesman, 81 de-
feated myself by my own elo-
quence once"
How was that?"
Il was a candidate for the nomina-
tion, to congress, and / got up and
made a speech to the convention. In
which Just naturally flung Old Glory,
with a capital o and a capital G, to
the breeze In 80 enthusiastic a man.
ner that ] took the house by storm.
/ dilated on the greatness of our
country and on the responsibilities of
the man who should be called to
make its laws, till one old fellow from
a back county got up and said that
had convinced him that it was too
big job for so young a man as I was
to tackle. so he moved that the con-
yention nominate a man OF more ex-
perience; and. by gee, they did it."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
Taking No Chances.

Genial Squire-Many happy returns,
William. was just going to call on
you with little bit of tobacco.
William (aged eighty)-Thank We
kindly, sir, but be done wi smokin'.
Genial Squire-Why, how's that?
William-Well, I've card that be-
tween eighty an ninety's a ticklish
part o. mans life, so be takin' no
chances.-Punch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
Masterfulness Checked.

I've q good mind to go and jump
into the river" said N. Peck, at the
end Of little domestic discussion, as
he picked up his hat and started out!
You come back here" said his wife
IF you intend any such trick as that,
just march upstairs and put on your
old clothes before you start"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
CHAPTER vIII.-contInued.


wheL daylight came, they found
they bad not travelled far from the
scene OF the nights disaster; or, II
they had, the Jeanne A'Arc had drift
ed with them. She was still afoat,
and just as the sun rose they saw
her, apparently not far away, tossing
rudderless to the waves. There was
no sign of the ships boats.
At the renewed miracle Of light,
and at sight of the yacht, Jimmy's
hopes we're reborn. His spirit bathed
in the wonder Of the day and was
made strong again. The night with
its horrors of struggle and its dark
ness was past, forgotten in the flush
of hope that came with the light.
Together they struck out toward
the yacht, fresh with new courage.
Now that he could see plainly, Jim
swan always a little behind Agatha,
keeping a watchful eye. She still
took the water CALAMITY, nose and
closed mouth just topping the wave,
like d spaniel. An occasional side
stroke would bring her face level to
the water, with a backward smile for
her companion. He gloried in her
spirit, even while he feared for her
strength.
II was a longer pull to the yacht
than they had counted upon. a heavy
tax on their powers Of endurance. Jim
came up to find Agatha floating on her
\ No.
shoulders. steadying her easily.
Nov you can really rest" he said.
I've looked toward the horizon so
long, / thought I'd look up. way up,
for a change" she said cheerfully
That's where the skylarks go, when
they want to sing-straight up into
heaveni"
Doesn't it make you want to
sing?"
She showed no surprise at the
question
"Yes, It does, almost. But Just as
] thought of the skylarks, / remem-
bered something else; something that
kept haunting me in the darkness all
night
Master in song, good-by. good-by.
Down to the dim sea-line-'
] thought something or somebody was
surely lost down in the dim sea-line'
last night"
Who can tell? But / had a better
thought than yours: Ulysses, like US.
swimming over the 'wine-dark sea-!
Do you remember It? Then two days
and two nights on the resistless
waves he drifted; many a time his
heart faced DEATH"
That's not a bit better thought
than mine; but like 1t. And / know
what follows, too. But when the fair
haired dawn brought the third day,
then the wind ceased; there came a
breathless calm; and close at hand he
spied the coast, as he cast a keen
glance forward. upborne on a great
wave That's it, isn't it?"
Il don't know. but l hope 1t is.
The wtne-dark sea- and the rosy
fingered dawn are all l remember:
though I'm glad you know what comes
next. It's a good omen. But look
at the yacht; she's acting strange!"
AS the girl turned to her stroke,
their attention was caught and held
by the commissions Of the Jeanne
D'Arc. There was a grim fascina-
ton in the sight.
1t was obvious that she was sink
Ing. While they had been resting, !
her hull had sunk toward the water
line. her graceful bulk and delicate |
masts showing strange against ocean
and sky. Now she suddenly tipped |
down at her stern; her bow was |
thrown up out Of the water for an
Instant, only to be drawn down
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
Absolutely IdIotIc.

There goes a crazy man." said
the theatrical producer"
Il didn't notice that he looked
crazy" replied the press agent.
He wanted to get me interested
in the production Of piece that
wasn't brought over from Berlin or
Vienna"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-06-13
Naturally lndIanant.

did you tell your troubles to a
policeman" YES" said the man
who had been robbed. And l tell
you that policeman was indignant
The hold-up man hadn't even asked
his permission to operate on his
beat"