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case OF similar nature.
Those Wishing further advice, free. may
Ee-Eilwood SITS. Dayton Ohio. enclosing
self addressed. stamped envelope for reply.
only initials or fictitious names Will be used
u, nn. my answers. The pr. pressriptions can be
druggist can order OF wholesaler.
Doctor: What can take for bad case
many years: and nothing take helps at ALL
am also bothered With constipation
on and no a ne' 'fs sads to mero
ss trouble very frequently appendicitis
and take tablets ariopep,ine' These oa are
packed in sealed cartons with full direc-
lions for taking.
Laura S., writes: 81 am tired and
nervous 31s all the time that can scarcely drag
for me. as have to work My appetite is
also very poor
restorative treatment. Take the tonic pre-
scribed below and you will soon be strong
feeling. Your work viii become a pleasure
to you. Syrup OF hypophosphites comp.
spoonful before each meal This should
be continued for several weeks until! you
feel perfectly strong.
Mrs. W, ". e. asks; Can safely take
too much for my height
Answer S,., Yes you can. by taking as per
inc directions Whlcn accompany, o-Bfain
sold by well-.tocked druggists. They are
safe for any fleshy person to take.
Anna r." writes: 81 have taken medicine
from several doctors for liver and kidney
trouble and constipation. but IL does not
seem to help me at all. My skin is salow
have constant headaches ,.. and dizzy spells
Answer: The best remedy that know for
your trouble is three grain suipherb tablets
mot sulphur tablets). These are packed in
sealed tubes with full directions. Most of
the remedies only relieve but IL you take
weeks you will be cured. This will purify
the blood and your skin will lose that sal
low look.
Busy misunderstanding can be easily
cured in children by giving them the fol-
lowing: Tineture cubebs. dram; tncture
rhns ar9maie S Sra ms, and n comp % fluid
water an hour before each meal.
Doctor: II have a very bad case of catarrh
of tho head. and my stomach. bowels and
blood are affected, suffer greatly and
a. G-Local treatment should be used as
powder. Use a half-teaspoonfui to a pint
OF warm warter: snun the water from the
palm OF the hand through the nostrils two
or three times a day. Then make a catarrh
balm by mixing level teaspoonful OF Vilane
and apply to the nostrils as far up as pos
sIble. Alsto take teaspoonful four times
daily OF the following: Syrup of sarsapariila
comp. ozs.; comp. huid balmwort, ! or:
huld ext, buchu, OF Mix and shake wellS
Advertisement.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-08

which she presented the guest of honor
nose playing were Mesdames James Heis
XIII McNeer. Charles Greed Frazier Saul
Saach. Michael Bloch. Clyde Beerbower
John Pauleue Haller, Charles Montague
galway, George B Irving. Mack j. Alex
ander Hebsr Marvin UmherEer.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-08

parents. Mr.. and Mrs. John CundiR near
Emaus
Mrs Il. F. Cecil Mrs. r, l. Dudley and
LynChburE
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-08

Dancing In Coon FL Jarabe. This In
n typical native dance. The girl puts
her foot OH the hat and dances around
the rim.
easily find out. This means that you
may follow her home. and thus learn
where she lives. After that the SER
wants or others can easily give YOU
her name. This being accomplished,
the way to courtship is oren, and the
bear act may begin.
Counting by Telephone,
And now comes the real courtship,
which is known as playing the Bear
| have seen a little of IL during my
stay in the Central American coun-
tries. but here in Mexico the custom
has been greatly improved. and it Is
now carried on even by hand tele-
phones. in which Juliet, standing on
The evening world., 1913-01-27

pressed. The clerk cannot remember
whether there was any one with him
The records show Mrs. McElvecn's age
was twenty-five and Powells twenty
seven.
\ talk with the Rev. Dr.. James Nc
i.adghlln followed and the services Of
the pastor and the use OF the church So
cured. The minister was gwen the
license and the hour was set for the
ceremony that afternoon. The Rcv. Nc
Laurhiin had the church decorated and
then waited
IN the 'ucan tune Mrs. McfIlveen and
Powell attended polo match at the
Denver Country club They left in the
middle Of the match and the auestioa Is,
n not q quarrel. what was II that pre-
vented tho wedding
Mrs. McElveen has been a prominent
fncsuhcr OF the younger soclh est ~
Denver for some time. She was Edna
Case. daughter Of Dr. A. q. Case. she
married. when quite young. n prominent
young clubnen. Gilbert McEvecn. Her
husband died not great while after
they were married and left considerable
money.
The evening world., 1913-01-27
CurIey Brown viii Try to Compel
Jockey Club to Grant Him H.
cense for Race Meeting at
Laurel, Nd.
d. CCURLEY, BROWN. who

TT u. cCURLEY) BROWN. who
was denied n license for race
meeting for the Maryland State
Fair Association at Laurel. Nd. this
year. declares that he will resort to tho
courts to compel the Jockey Club TO
act favorably on his application. Brown
charges that tho Jockey Club has
usurped d!ctatoriai powers and Is a
self appointed illegal organiza on,
which Restraints individual rights and
has gone SO far TO coerce and boycott,
when It Is TO their interest to do So.
all OF which Is contrary to the laws of
tho country.
P~rcy n. Hsu:h;on. the Harvard football coach
aud his Iartnrr. H. ID. scott Of Boston, wor
'hs NH'ional Amateur RACQUET doubles champion
ship ny defeating tie title iOlders. Quincy \
shaw 6nd Geprse X. Fearing jr., also ~ Boston
"a the final match Of thus years tournament q
Bos;n.
The metropolitan A. A. u. 500 yard swimmin,
cham aonshtp has been sws,ni " tne New Norl
A. G. aud will lie heh on Fcb. 3. James II
the, starters. and rs Is pro,sble that Nicnola,
Werlich. who tas siready plsc~i the 100 and
..O.ysd district events Ia his credit. viii make 4
J. l.. Mante,i OF the West SIDE Y, ~ &. 4, ard
Bud Goodwin At the " Y. 4. G. appear 10 bs
bis nearest rivals j.. q, Eddy, Alan Clyburn
Ferdinand Frerichs and Zoltan Tobias. tie prob
The evening world., 1913-01-27
Packey's Coming Makes
Prospects Bright for Match
With Britton.
by JOHN POLLOCK.
.iIE prospects are bright that with
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In the next day or two the long
agitated match between Jack
Britton and Packey Mcfarland. Chi
Cages two clevcrest ring opponents, VIII
be arranged. Danny Morgan. manager
of Britton. received a hurry summons
to como to this city and suddenly
brought his Southern campaign to q
close and took the first train back home.
Some time to-day II Is expected that
Mcfarland will arrive In town. and II Is
thought that he'll favorably consider the
offers that will be made to him by local
promoters and accept one OF them.
Packey. they say. IL anxious to show
the public that he isn't afraid Of Brit
ton, an has been limited, and IL he can
be guaranteed sufficiently he win take
his trusty fountain pen out OF his poke,
and slgn TO box.
There are three clubs In the field for
the match. The Forty-fourth Street
Club. the Garden A. &. and the Empire
a. c. Morgan has promised the firs'
named club to give them the preference
The management OF the Forty-fourth
Street Club has expressed lts willingness
to guarantee Packey 1900 and allow
Morgan to draw down 90 per cent. oil
everything over that sum.
Morgan In exceedingly anxious to gel
this match closed in the next day OF
two. as he plans TO leave for tho Coas
next Sunday or Monday. He declare,
that IL tho Mcfarland match Il made
that he'll call of all the other matched
that he has arranged for Britton.
The evening world., 1913-01-27

PHILADELPHIA. Jan. q. 80 Nearly
one-dusrter Of the banding resources OF
the United States. II In estimated. win
ne represented Mt the annual banquet OF
the Philadelphia Bankers Association.
which will 10 held hero "Wednesday
night. Among the more than sOo guests
will be those who have been tho prlnci-
pal witnesses before tho Money Trust
investigation committee and many who
have bsen named among tho 10 men IN
interlockinG directorships controlling
corporate assets Of t25. 0O.0C.0o0.
The evening world., 1913-01-27
PASTOR kept WAITING
WHEN BR|DE-ElECT
CALLED WEDDING OFF
Denver Widow Changed Mind
Suddenly and Came to
New York.

DENVER, Jan. 91-Iniw arr, w u.
Powell. Denver society ana club man. In
July. 1919. got . license to marry Mrs.
Gilbert McEiveen. a wealthy widow and
society favorite; he engaged minister
and had the church decorated, burt there
was no weidin6 and the story came
out to-day.
Mrs. Mcl;lveen. accompanied by nor
sister. Virginia Case-who II engaged "a
be married 20 Raymond Ifav~neyer
nephew OF the New York sugar mas.
nate-ieft Denver on the day set for the
wedding and went to New York. Powell
was on hand to see them of,
Powell secured the license at Litueton
a suburb Of Denver. and had Il sup
The evening world., 1913-01-27

refined people there than in other places
in England, but. even so. the undesir-
able element gets in
Just then maid entered with 4 tea
tray and the interesting clergyman in
sisted on his interviewer joining him in
a cup ITO get the dust out OF his throat"
lie laughed At my awkwardness in
handling the cup and saucer without .
rest.
II think n YOU people would do more
Of this YOU would learn to enjoy It," he
said rather naively.
"Oh. by the way" he asked. "will I
have a chance to see one OF your base
ball matches before I leave right after
EASTER"
He expressed genuine regret when
told that the season did not begin until
April 10.
The evening world., 1913-01-27

A match will nrotaby he arranged for Atlantis
Ca, betwven Jim Savage and Al Palzer TIE club
Ira. Offered 81 600 TO Palser to fight tls Jerscyite
and although he isn't IN the best Of ahape Just
now he THINKS he'll BE- able TO round into form 10
The evening world., 1913-01-27

Knockout Brown Ia back home after his sucres.
fd Southern invasion and hell rr< 10 uniil hs
starts for los Angeles for his twenty. round bout
With Joe Rivers on Washington's Birthday
The evening world., 1913-01-27
co4 E5IR|G , HEA9ACHy ,.ss!H22Yy$$ ,,


from and eossed bowels which
,wi barrel That's the first step to untold merOu bad breath
everything
tonight morning. druggist will
makeyo feel bully months Don't children.
The evening world., 1913-01-27

Jus u. Capsblanca not only scored hs sixth
successive vcta~y IN tire rxtl rrund q the Amfrl
can national chess masters tournament at the
roons OF the Rice Chess club. hut also gminei a
half point IN ais nearest competitor. Jaffe VIII,
pitiei against United STATES Champion Maryhall
sad 10 h~ content with draw, which lie
achi~cl after = hard fight. This olsnsd IN
blanca and Jaffc ~
Mier sk rounds the sror~ Of the rI,ysrv Or.
"A mi.
The evening world., 1913-01-27

Jeck Bit.on will have his hands full for some
time. Tonight he clashes with Jimmy Evans a,
Atlanta. Ca. On Friday night hs faces Eddie
I,anion at ss,,nnah; on Feb. 10 he'll boz Freddie
Duffy a. Buffalo; on Feb. II h will meet younr
Ernc in Philadeiphia. and the following week n
will face Iri knight in the West, match viii
also probably be oraneed for him with Young
The evening world., 1913-01-27

Stap,er VII rlsy OF their ADJOURNED game from
the fifth round
In a match whbch started with Q sensational
net anal tel tans'y. Wliis u. Grant holder
~ thu national indoor lawn tennis singles cham.
nlonship. won his place In tho smi final round
of me tournament the courts ~ the Sixty mint
RcSlinsri Arnnrv II was the fi~t contest Grant
BOD ilayed IN the Tournament. az he had passe.I
Robert VI. Recklcy and y, H. Alnrco w de-.
faults TO- engage George :. uroesbeck and te
won by the score OF 10 g. 90
The evening world., 1913-01-27

Breaklng his own recori for the course Richar
Rigby carried the colo-s Of the Putnam A. e, l.
victory in the three and lalf mile roai race d
the Presentation A. g.. held In brooklyn. Rigbl
lel practically from the start and completed n,
cours. in the rccord time II IN minutes and Al
aernnds
The evening world., 1913-01-27

TNs first round Of the Amateur Hocke,
League Cup tournament ended laV week wit
the Hockey Clue even leading with tl,ree vic
tories and ne defeats. Tie 81. Nick ar
second on the ls. with two games won and on,
lost, Tic champion Crescents have been deteatet
by both the Hockey club and ST Nicks WIFI.
their only victory was over tho Irish. American
A. G. team
The evening world., 1913-01-27
Mcfarland Expected
To Arrive Here To- Dan

TIE New Iolo Athletic Association viii cele.
9rste its twentieth anniursry on Friday might.
10 ISIS ns crs~n..., s. w~ ssc,ici.,ed
ciuhbors at one Hundred AMI frty .fiFh strye.
sri Eighth avenue FIVE years After l,s ot~nins
the csut'houss Usu~i down and tr club th'n
movai 70 ~ Iryscnt sns at une Hupitel and
VENT ninth strccs spd l'srs avenue. Nav
t s. lrr'rd bouts az he "a rolo {. , San
Marty Aict'ue, Patsy Rrsierict> fr,nh Etne,
Smith. l.ny Roeshfori Iipps hsry, n. Weir.
1 nssMs pi.cr: KID r, ln,sr.: XII MSr.rsi.ct:
jssf 6'Iirisa ~sSs ensns the ils.
Jsm Drs,or. hotisr II the Lorsdais ron snd
The EnsiSl fsau,erwsisht chsnntcnslLp. vii
m@t Oven Moran In tweu.y-rnni bout a. the
National Sporting Club 1t lotsSon tpulxh.
I 1ns' ~. tvo so.sss hsvs hem bite snsni}s ~s
' s:s : sp N Moran S N tosS
putsi l,is9)ls boil ON the tue ard he b con
stdsnt that he'll capture u tonight.
Hary Donohus Of PeAin. III. u rap,ily soryirs
10 az aep' MI. ss~s. Sissssa' n'r
M. me iI S. ~ y. :lsasS !oy F bopoi. vi
uriay night. On Feb. 8 hen face Mel Cougar
At the now Atlantic Garden A. O.. and on Feb
and 3 he will boz in Q boring csnnivl e
Jim ,s.-.Se. who h.. tccn provided with .
An Ne.on n Oh,csso At the iii -sss- show a
the fcry<Curii STREET Club. Th,unday nighi
At which JOHNNY Lore and OneRound- Hogan vii
also clash.
The evening world., 1913-01-27
SPUkIS s sss NJ sAi I'ss; IS GUSS|P

able City A. c. entries are not czpsctsd TO prove
dangerous
The evening world., 1913-01-27

Ground improvements at the Stadium otor.
drumc at Brighton Beach will he started next
week. and riding practice will follow this work
Johnny Constant Of Brooklyn e1pec,, 10 enter tile
Professional held tins year constant as an
amateur. captured the championship At The Brish.
ton counec last season. winning every race in
which he started. With his appearance In tho
free ,fcr-sn ranks Chapple, Mcneil, Cox aud some
OF the Others will facs q hard battle
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-20
He Should Worry.

Three students OF philosophy eat on
top of high hill. One was a Pes
simist, one an Optimist and the third
had not declared himself.
While the first two were warmly
discussing their opposing theories of
life. sudden gust OF wind simulta-
neously lifted off three hats and sent
them bowling down the hill. The Pes
simist and the optimist gave chase.
but their companion remained calmly
sitting on top of the hill and watched
the others running after the hats. Pres
entity each procured his own hat and
the Optimist picked up also that of the
third man. Then they painted back up
the hill.
"Whew!' gasped the Optimist, as he
handed over the hat to him who still
sat on top of the hill. II guess you're
an Optimist, too. You didn't seem to
worry any"
why should n" was the dispas-
sionate reply II knew that mine own
shall return to me- You see, I'm a
Fatalist. Frederick Moxon, In LIP
pincott's.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-20
Centenaries of Sas.

In 1872 manufacturer in Redruth
in Cornwall, named Murdoch made gas
to light his home and factory Pail
Mall in London. 1907. was the first
street to be lighted by gas; Philadel
phia introduced It in 1915; Boston in
1922, and New York in 1926. Gas is
obtained from coal. which is heated
in large retorts; the heavy gas drawn
off passes by pipe, called the by
draulic main, through a number oil
curved pipes called condensers, in
which process coal tar and ammoni
acal liquor condense and fall into q
wen, The gas passes to purifiers over
slaked lime, which takes up sui
phureted hydrogen and carbonic acid.
1t Is then headed downward to the gas
holder, large tank having its base
resting on water, and from which the
gas is distributed to the consumers,
Certain byproducts are obtained in the
course of manufacture which are more
valuable than the gas itself; these in.
clude coke, ammonia, anilin, phenol. or
carbolic acid, naphthalene dyes. vari
Gus artificial drugs and basic perfumes
The Christian Herald.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-20
Rather an Ahuae.

Claude Grahame-White, the English
aviator, is a tory and, like all tories,
he hates the Democratic legislation
of the chancellor of the exchequer.
David Lloyd-George
Mr. Grahame-White in a recent let
ter to an American friend-married
to an American wife. he has many
American friends-said bitterly:
The Lloyd-George policies are all
open to abuse. Take his latest pol.
icy, the maternity benefit, 80 shillings
week to every insured woman who
has child born to her
- mechanician of mine was In a
pub, getting glass of sour ale the
other day, when woman entered.
Say, old dear she began, could
you let me have half a dozen o. gin
on tick? Tom and me are havin' a
party tonight
You're customer Of mine, said
the landlord doubtfully, but IL l let
you have this gin, whenll / get my
money!
The woman smiled an embarrassed
smile Then she said
"'Old LloydGeorge'l owe me thirty
bob next month. I'll pay you then, old
dear'"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-20
OLD ERRORS THAT PERSIST
Have Been Handed Down for Genera
/ tons, and Are Hard to Eradicate
from Youthful Minds.

One is surprised to find that in the
mental storehouses of many pupils lie
hidden quaint and curious ideas, dis
,orted historical truths, popular fall
Rcies, and false beliefs which modern
historical criticism has long since ban
ished to the realms of the historical
novelist, the newspaper writer, and
the maker of almanacs.
To suggest few of these old
friends The Church OF England was
founded by Henry VIII. because the
pope would not allow him to marry
Anne Boleyn. meets one constantly
Another interesting item Is that the
puritans we're SO much purer and bet
ter than the members Of the Church
OF England that they were prosecuted
for religion
Only the children Of the rich plant
ers we're ever educated in virginia or
in the other southern colonies, and
these children were sent to England
or had tutors at home, for there were
no schools OF any kind in the south.
is a statement sincerely believed, his
torians to the contrary notwithstand-
ipe
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-20

The king or England caused the
revolutiongbeeau he taxed the Amer.
leans SO heavily The king, in the
students mind, laid the tax and acted
In most outrageous fashion in gen
eral. Such a body as the English
parliament or the English theory o.
representation appear to have made
no mental impression upon him.
A royal colony was always tyrsn-
nieallys governed, and was much
worse than a charter or proprietary
government, the word royal evident
ly striking the democratic mind rs
Fundamentally wrong.
Poetic justice is also ever present
as to the ultimate end of certain nota-
bic personages. Benedict Arnold and
Aaron Burr always spend their last
days in deepest poverty and remorse,
while Columbus still persists in dying
In prison and in chains. Jefferson is
q peculiarly fortunate character. for
the average pupil insists that he orig
mated democracy and solemnly states
that We owe our government by the
people to the Sage of Monticello. He
also wrote the constitution This
rather irritating falsehood is strangely
common. History Teachers Maya.
zine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-20
Really Neat Retort.

While telling stories In the freight
on recent afternoon the question
arose: What is the neatest ant
cleverest retort on record?' The
claimants were many, but the follow
ing, which may not be familiar to some
of our readers. was adiudged winner:
One day Dougles Jerrold and 9
friend, who were neither quite sc
sober as they might have been, guar
relied. as men will under such circum
stances. Next morning Jerrold, who
had forgotten the incident, met the
friend on the street, and raised bis
hat In greeting, as was then the man
ner. To his surprise he was "cui
dead" He pulled up in surprise. MY
dear B., what Is wrong?. H0h,
said B.. in whom the, memory Of
the quarrel stiii rankied, 7 never
raise my hat to cad, Jerrolds Don't
YOU" replied Jegrold, raising his hal
again az he PASSED on. y always do
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-20
IS THE WIFE's RIGHT
sPEkDINc Is HER PARTICULAR
BUSINESS IN LIFE.
The Whole OF Mans Personal Activity
10 a Mere Preliminary to the
Wife's Aetivity-Money
10 Made to Spend.

Your imagination, once set In mo-
ton, will show you that your conjugal
existence is divided into two great de-
partments--tne getting and the spend.
ing departments. Wordsworth chant
ed that in getting and spending we
lay waste our years. We could not
lay waste our years in more salts
flying manner. The two departments,
mutually Indispensable. balance each
other. You organized them. You
made yourself the head Of one and
your wife the head OF the other You
might, of course, have organized them
otherwise. II was open to you, in the
Hottentot style, to decree that your
wife should do the earning while you
did the spending. But for some mys-
FERROUS reason this arrangement did
not appeal to you and you accordingly
so forth daily to the Office and return
therefrom with money The theory
OF your daily excursion is firmly based
in the inherent nature of things. The
theory is made in order that money
may be spent-either at once or later.
The whole of your own personal &C.
.tivity is mere preliminary to your,
wife's activity. Without hers. yours
would be absurd, ridiculous, futile, SUI
premely silly.
BY spending she completes and JUS.
titles your labor; she crowns your life
by spending. You married her that
she might spend. You wanted some
one to spend, and it was understood
that she should I'LL the situation She
was brought up to spend, and you.
knew that she was brought up to
spend. Spending is her vocation And
yet you turn round on her and com
plain: "She only thinks Of spending"
Exercise your imagination to put
yourself in your wife's place, and you
will perceive that she is constantly in
the highly delicate difficulty of having
to ask for money, or at any rate, of
having to suggest or insinuate that
m ey should be given to her. 1t is
her right and even her duty to ask
for money. but the foolish, illogical
creature--like most women, even
those with generous and polite hus-
bands--regards the process as little
humiliating for herself You have per
haps never asked for money. But your
will probably be able to
make you feel how it feels to ask for
money. A woman whose business in
life is to spend money which she does
not and canliot earn. may sometimes
have to face a refusal when she asks
for money. But there is one thing
from which she ought to be absolutely
and eternally safe--and that is snub
Arnold Bennett, in the metropolitan
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-04-20
Some Personal Effects.

When the late J. Pierpont Morgan
was in Washington as witness dur
ing the senate Investigation of presi
Dental campaign contributions last
fall he dropped into the Offices of this
revenue service In the treasury de
partment. and was met by clerk
We'll, what can do for you" asked
the clerk, who did not know the great
financier from a side of sole leather
i Tn thinking about moving some oil
my personal effects from my London
town house TO New York" said MI
Morgan. politely. Il want TO find Out
whether or not they are dutlsble."
Well" said the clerk, looking pro
foundry wise, what is the value oil
the stuff"
! Right there the clerk got the shocb
OF his life.
"Oh." replied Morgan. something,
should say, between seven and ten
millions of dollars