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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Mlsconstrued.

An American motoring through q
small Scotch town was pulled up for
excessive speed.
Didn't you see that notice Dead
Slow?" inquired the policeman.
"'Course I did," returned the Yam
kee, "but l thought 1t referred to your
burned little towni"-London Eve
ming Standard.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Such lnqratltude!

Briggs-So Nudge Is getting bet
ter?
Braggs-Yes. he will soon be all
right now. But, talking about sells,
you know we had nearly 500 raised
to put up a nice monument for him,
as no one thought he could recover.
And now he comes round and wants
to borrow 1t to help pay his Doctors
bill. What do you think of that?-
Stray Stories.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
When lampa Small.

Having had trouble myself with
cOal oil lamp that had q. tendency to
smell badly when turned low. I have
Ut last discovered remedy to over.
come It Saturate the new wick with
good vinegar, then let it dry per.
fectly before you place 1t In the lamp.
1t will never smell, no matter how
small fame is left.-Exchange.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Protecting Himself.

1.-THE doctor says you have an hour
to live"
"Give me pen and paper" said the
dying man.
ITO make your will?"
mo; am going to give the doc
tor a note for 30 days. He will have
to keep me alive that long, at least,
so a. he can collect It."
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Save the Starch.

After using bowl of starch do not
throw away what remains, but leave 1t
to settle. Then pour OF the clear
water and dry what remains in q cool
oven. This starch win be in a firm
cake. which can be put away for use
another day. when twill be found to
b as good AZ ever.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Severe rheumatism

Grove Hill, Ala: Hunts Lightning
Oil cured my wife Of severe case of
Rheumatism and my friend of tooth
ache. surely believe 1t is good for
all you claim for it.-A. r. Stringer.
Is and SOC bottles. All dealers.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
THE BEST HOT WEATHER TONIC,
GROVES TASTE[ESS Chill TONIC
The Old Standard General Tonic. Drives out Malara,
Emiches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System.
FOR ADULTS AND CHILDREN.

. of a
Chs
without Relieves
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
RUB-MY-TISM

VIII cure your RheumatIsm and al
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps. Collie. Sprains. Bruises. Cuts.
Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antlssptlc
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Fitting Recognition.

In view of the fact that the mining
industry has contributed more than
0,000, 100000 to the wealth of the
United States during the last quarter
Of century, 1t is not surprising that
1t is planned to make an impressive
display of this industry at the Pana-
ma-Pacific International exposition, to
be held at San Francisco In 1915.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
VITALITAS

Natures greatest curative for indi-
xema, nervous debility. etc. At all drug
gists or address VITAL REMEDIES
CO., Houston, Tex.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

That girl who admitted she was
twenty-five in 1900 must be nearly
thirty by this time.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

TO Keep Tins From RustIng.
After having washed and dried the
tins place them near the fire for q
little while, as this prevents any
chance Of their rustins.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

There's no power in knowledge un.
less you know how to put on the har
ness and hitch 1t up.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

Many important episodes in the
worlds history have been settled by
q profile.-Arthur Pendenys
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Shortcominu.

There is one inconsistency about
the unwritten law"
What is that"
1T is not practiced by payless law
."-Baltimore American
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Did He Get Her.

Her Father (sternly)-Young man.
can you support my daughter in the
style she's been accustomed to?
Lover-l can. but I'd be ashamed to.
Life.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Sociable Shave,

Hubbub-Don't you miss q barber
out in the country?
Subbubs-Oh, no; talk to myself
all the time am shaving.-Philadel
phia Record
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

It's easy for the man with candid
opinion to enlighten friends.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
A girl with dimples will laugh at
every fool thing a man says.

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton ,allays pain cures wind collie Csc bottleAv
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

A woman's bravery crops out when
she has q mouse trapped and at other
times.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

70 Cure Tender and Receding Gums
Apply the wonderful. old reliable DIR. POR.
TER'6 ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL $50,
SOC, 500.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
WOMAN TOOK
FRIENDS ADVICE
And Found Health In Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Window, Kansas. eel had a displace.
ment which caused bladder trouble and

! was 80 miserable
l didn't know what
to do. / suffered
from bearing down
pains, my eyes hurt
me, ! was nervous,
dizzy and irregular
and had female
weakness. ! spent
money on doctors
but got worse al
tho time.
"A friend told mo
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
lta OrIuln.

IT believe the slit skirt was original
ly intended for the London arson
nt<As0
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20
Man With Ideas.

How shall we advertise our fir
sale?"
Say the goods are still warm"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

about the Pinkham remedies and I took
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and was cured. ! cannot praise
your remedies enough for I know Inever
would have been well If / had not taken
It Mis- MARY A. HoRNER, Route
No. 2, Box Il, Window, Kansas.
Consider Well This Advice.
No woman suffering from any form
Of female troubles should lose hope un-
til she has given Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound . fair trial.
This famous remedy, the medicinal IN
gradients of which are derived from
native roots and herbs, has for nearly
forty years proved to be most valua-
bic tonic and invigorator Of tho fe-
male organism. Women everywhere
bear willing testimony to the wonderful
virtue Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound
II you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (con1.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by .
woman and held in strict confidence.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

why for them?"
ITO make a quick cutaway IN:
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-20

times.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
ONE ROAD is MADE PERFECT
HummelstCn Pike, Near Harrisburg,
Pa, Considered by Experts to
Be Model Highway.

The Hummelstown pike, near Har-
risburg. Pa, is considered by experts
to be a model road. 1t is made of a
mixture of water. gas. tar, cement,
liquid asphaltum. road oil, carbolic
disinfecting powder, sulphate of cop
per, and oil of wintergreen. The sui
plate of copper is used to prevent
the oils from becoming ignited, and
the wintergreen counteracts the odor
OF the others. There is nothing dis
agreeable about the smell. A curious
effect of the mixture is its disinfect-
ing power. During the past year
there was not single contagious dis
ease in that section. The cost of ap-
plying the mixture is 5h cents a
square yard. The cement binds the
dirt together like stone, and the oils
make it waterproof. so that it readily
sheds water. The road is never mud
dy and unlike tar road, does not be-
come slippery in winter time. Frost
has no effect on it at all The cost
of applying it is very small, as it is
sprinkled on like water That the
method and the mixture is a perfect
success has been shown during the
present summer. Despite the heavy
automobile and wagon traffic, the road
Is perfectly smooth and very hard,
and it has met the test in every way.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

all means from the boy with the sling.
shot or air gun and from proving
cats.
1t has been estimated that the birds
in the United States save 5000, 100000
worth Of crops each year. The tree
sparrows in Iowa eat 4,666 pounds Of
weed seed daily. One fully-fedged
robin Will eat sixteen feet Of cater
pillar daily, or about 1850 individuals
a month.
However, in spite of the persistence
Of the birds the apple worm in I'LL
nois destroys $2,375,O0O worth of fruit
each year. The potato bug damages
potatoes in Massachusetts to the
value OF $4,000. The chinch bug an.
nually damages crops in the United
States to the amount of $20,O0O,O0O.
Insects generally destroy $S00,OOOG0O
worth of crops in this country each
year.
Let Us protect the birds if for no
other reason than for the welfare OF
the crops. The insect ravages once
perhaps the high cost of liv.
ing may be somewhat reduced.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
KEEPING EWES FLEECE DRY
Protection of Breeding Animal From
Snow Is mportant-ShouId Be
Given Exercise.
By PROF. THOMAS sHAw.)


The protection or breeding ewes
from falling snow is important, es-
peciaIly is it important when it falls
in the form of rain. Winter rains and
also sleet are always cold. If sheep
of the open wooded breed are long
exposed to these, they may do them
great harm. The close-wooled breeds,
as the Merinos, will be harmed much
less, as the water cannot readily en-
ter the wool which they carry. The
shelter provided up to the Landing
season may be Of the simplest kind,
providing it will protect from storm
and wind.
The aim should be to give breeding
ewes large liberty in the winter; II
he ground is bare, or even partially,
it viii do them good to give them
1arge liberty. They VII make eycur-
sfons into the fields in search of
grass. and the exercise will do them
much good. They should be allowed
TO lie in o well-bedded yard at nisht,
or i'll The shed or house adjoining, as
they prefer.
The other necessary attentions in
cluGe regular feeding. supply Of salt
at all times accessible, an ample sup
ply OK pure water and yards apart
from those of horses and cattle.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
HOW BIRDS PROTECT FARMER
Estimated Little Songsters Save
S2oo,ooo,ooo Worth Of Crops Year.
ly by Killing Insects.

Large numbers of our most beauti.
full and beneficial birds may be seen
during the month of October linger-
ing with US for a while on their way
to the south. Hermit and gray-cheek-
ed thrushes, white throated sparrows,
dickcissels brown creepers, kinglets,
warblers, blue birds and others, all Of
which as rule inhabit more seclud-
ed places, may be found among the
shade trees and shrubbery of the city
says q writer in the Chicago News
1t viii be found upon investigation
that they are yigilantly searching for
insects most Of which are injurious.
These birds should be protected by
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

Batten the cracks.
Poorly drained bottom lands are not
suitable for alfalfa.
Many silos will be filed with frost
bitten corn this year.
Prices of all kinds of grain are low.
or than they have been for some time.
Practical farmers consider it a
waste Of feed to plow down crop of
clover.
The rule fer blowing under clover
for green manure is when the heads
are brown.
After seed corn is gathered from
the field it should be dried as quickly
as possible
Corn grown for grain and for fodder
should be cut and shocked as soon
as possible.
Kadr struck by frost when green
will generally color some after it is
in the shock.
Kafir killed by the frost viii make
fair feed even il it is green, but it is
not saIable
The 1912 hay crop is estimated at
100000 tons. Last years was fig
ured at 55,O00,000
Flowing gardens in the fall gets rid
of most of the weed seed and makes
them easier to tend next spring.
One of the great drawbacks on
many farms is the small size and ir-
regular shape of the cultivated fields.
: Expert truckers and gardeners pile
the manure close to where it is to be
used; this saves handling In tAe
spring.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

Tic kansas experiment station has
received reports Of the result OF vac
chatting $4,000 hogs against cholera.
in herds infected before vaccination
70 per cent Of the hogs survived. In
herds not infected before vaccination
90 per cent survived. This shows very
clearly that the time to use the chol-
era serum is before the disease hits
the herd. The losses from swine dis
ease this year promise 10 be much less
than that, but there is good deal Of
it scattered over the corn belt and
all precautions should be taken.
Serum is available now in nearly all
important swino-producing states, and
those who own hogs should take ad,
vantage Of it.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
Aid The Kidneys

Do not Endanger Life when A Mary
vile Citizen Shows You How to avoid Il
Why will people continue to suff-
the agonles of kidney complaint,
. ckache, urinary disorder iameness
headaches languor, why allow them
selves to become chronic invalids,
when a tested lemedy is offered
hem?
Doan's Kidney Pills have been
lsed in kidney trouble over so years,
nave been tested in thousands of
asses,
If you have any, even one, of the
,ymptoms of kidney diseases, act
fow Dropsy or Bright's disease
may set in and MAKE neglect dan
erous. Read this Mary lille testi-
monv:
Mrs I. A. McCullev, Washington
Ave Maryville, Tenn, says: Il
used Doan's Kidney, Pills, procured
at George & Mitchel's Drug Store,
and they relieved me- of backache
and other symptoms of weak
kidue, 40
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
Floor Plan Of Hog House.

placed two inches of concrete. The
trough is built Of cement and is
twelve inches wide by six inches
high. The partitions are four feet
high. The house is ten feet high at
the ridge, eight feet in front and six
feet four inches at the rear. If made
twenty feet wide, it would be five feet
high at the rear.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
Lonnest.Llved Horses.

An authority on horses says that
the gray will live the longest and that
roans come next in order. Blacks,
he asserts, seldom live to be over 20
and creams rarely exceed 10 or Is.
1t is a matter of common observation
that grays and sorrels often live to
useful old age. AS to the alleged
short terms of the other colors, there
is room for discussion.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
The HaIterMise Colt.

The young horse should be halter
wise at one year old. Several weeks
before hitching or driving let him
stand in the stall with an old harness
on. Let him know the harmlessness
of every jingling buckle or chatting of
Tapping strap. Give him hit, too,
to play with and discover that it has.
come to stay.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
Side View of Hog House.

smaller, writes Bert Scha1fer of
Michigan in the Farm and Home.
There is four-foot corn crib on one
side, then a three-foot feeding alley,
and three good-sized pens. 1t should
be built on a concrete wall with the
stills placed six inches above the sur
rounding surface, then fill in four
inches with gravel over which is
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
Ground Hog Hollow

Tapping seems t., be the order Of
the day.
Misses inertia and Bertha jenkins
also Miss Virla Russell, three OF
Blounts winsOme young ladies who
are attending school at the Friends
vile Academy, spent from Friday
till Monday with homefolks.
DIR. Cox SAYS it is absolutely nee
essary for those girls who want TO
join the Dukes Mixture Lodge to see
Prof. Henry Love, or Rev. Roy
Morton, before taking the Bumpers
degree
George Myers SAYS he is going to
iatertain his intimate friends. with
big dinner on Feb. 29th but it
never comes, ha ha
Harvey Robbins called on Miss
Maude Moore Sunday afternoon
Miss Willard Myres cnlled on Miss
Nola Jenkins recently,
Miss Clemy Gregory has been
3mewhat ind sposed for a few daS :.
Mrs. S P. Jenkins is able to BE-
out again
Ask Ruben McCash how he likes
to attend Church at Mentor
John Russell passed through our
burg last Wednesday.
Alex Gourley will make a bust
ness trip to MaryvilIe the latter part
of the week,
Wonder what has b come Of Sam
Mccall and that new buggy
Pleas Jenkil S still continues to
ta1e music lessons, he is getting
along very nicely, and we hope that
he shall be hur musician.
Pleas French was seen on our
streets last wee
Mrs. Mamie Heron and son willie
were shopping in Louisville last Sat.
Miss Helen Cox spent Sunday
night with Miss Anna Wisccarver
What has become OF dear old
MIDI espttlements correspondence
we would like 10 hear from her.
Eyerette Bailey spent from Fri
day till Sunday with his parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Maston Bailey.
Miss Fanny McCo,h of Louisville
Route l, spent from Wednesday til
Saturday in Maryville attending
lha revival at Maryille College.
Tobe Jenkins took nice lot Of
country produce to Knoxville last
week.
Miss Cleo Harper visited Miss
Jennett Cox Sunday week.
H G. Jenkins spent Saturday at
he old home place.
| will ring off with best wishes to
he dear old Times and its many
'eaders.
Trixie.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
HOG HOUSE is INEXPENSIVE
Plan Given for Building That May Be
Made ANY Size Deslred-Founda-
tlon of Concrete.

A convenient hog house that is not
expensive to build is shown by the
two plans. 1t is 1920 feet in size,
but can be made either larger or
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
CO.,
Knoxville, Tenn.
Mrs. WIN, ARCHER
Tells Mothers What TO Do For
Delicate Children.

flIy fourteen-year-old daughter was
very thin and delicate She had @
bad cough so that l became very much
alarmed about her health. She was
nervous and did not sleep well, had
very little appetite and doctors did
not help her. Having heard SO much
about Vinol, / decided to give 1t
TRIAL 1t has helped her wonderfully.
She can sleep all night now without
coughing once; in fact, her cough is
gone. Her appetite is greatly i'm
proved and she has gained in weight.
YiDol is a wonderful medicine, and
will always keep it in the house,
wish every mother knew what VinoI
will do for delicate children" Mrs.
VIM. Archer, 223 Broadway, Long
Branch, n, J.
This delicious cod liver and iron
preparation without oil is a wonderful
Eody-builder and strength-crcator for
Both young and old. We promise
TO give back your money in every
such case where Vinol does not
benefit, This shows our faith in Vinol
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

Bring us your chickens, eggs and
butter. We paw the highest cash
price. We want your trade again
this year.
T. H. Farr q Son
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

We can place $4,000 well secured
yielding s per cent interest in sums
from 5000 up. If called on by
January 1st 1913.-Jas. A. & D. R.
Goddard.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

DIR. Thomas Eclt cite Oil is the
best remedy for that often fatal dis.
ease-croup. 1t has been used
with success in our family for eigh
years. Mrs. L. Whiteacre, Buffa-
10, N. Y,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28
Knoxville 6 Augusta
K. Time Table

nan +, Station Time
daryule 6:o0 a. N
II Knoxville Ga y n
sye- Knoxville rs a. M.
ives Maryville Sis a. N.
ayes Maryvills Sis a. N
ives Wallaud S:4s a. m
we Walland goo m.
ave. Maryvile o;3o m.
gss Maryville 9:3o a. m
Knoxville to:IS a. M
Knoxville 900 , IN.
Maryville gas p.
Haryvlle gas . n
Wa'and an, p, ~
$50 @ Walland $50 N
aoryyille $500 p. r.
t..ves Naryyille $500 =.
>rrc- Knoxville s:45 ,. m
a Knoxville 600 p. n
Ar,tve IaryviIle GAS p. m
Trans l. . and 4 make close counect2'
ben at WalIand to and from Townsend
S. 10y trains ~ill be run on the above
schedule with exception of No. 6, which
will leave Maryville at $50 arriving al
Knoxville 81 - a. m,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

H. G. jenkins spent Saturday al
the old home place.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

| will ring off with best wishes to
the dear old Times and its many
readers.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

Miss Cleo Harper visited Miss
Jennett Cox Sunday week.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

Trixie.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

j. H, Farr & Son
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-02-28

Tobe Jenkins took a nice lot Of
country produce to Knoxville last
week.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-05-16
(. Northwestern Dent seed o r at Ho
tan Mere. Co., 800 per bu.

Northwestern Dent seed corn at Hol-
tan Mere Co., $500 per bu.
j. j. Schweizer was a business
visitor in Bismarck Thursday.
Mrs. T. G. Madden returned
Thursday from a weeks visit in
Bismarck.
The county commissioners were
viewing roads this week. They
] adjourned Thursday.
Fred Hoover left Friday for
Bismarck, and from there will go
ion a trip to Sweden. Mr.. Hooys
er expects to be away about three
months.
Mrs. s. T. Sheppard Of Ham
line, Mimi, a representative Of
foreign missions was in the city
Monday and spoke at the Met
hodist church.
ILENIE 49, -.nssNt e4ra-E HE@A-, L9Tas-a
Arthur Swanson Of Basto was
in town Monday. Mr. Swanson
says he has most Of his seeding
done, and the grain out his way
looks very good.
Major 7. j. Haugeberg and Joe
Brown returned Monday morning
from the Hot Springs, where the
two gentlemen have spent several
weeks for their health.
Major and Mrs. Geo. i. Robin
son of Garrison, came down Tues
day afternoon. MI. Robinson at
tended to business matters while
Mrs. Robinson visited friends.
For Sale Cheap-I offer all my
furniture and household goods
at private sale, also one fresh
cow.
Adv. Mrs. i. M Wallin.
Mrs. Belk OF bismarck came
up on Tuesday to spend the day
with her husband who is captain
of the boat Bismarck, which is
laid up here a few days for re-
pairs.
It rained Wednesday, beginninI
Eabout three O'Clock in the morn
ing and continued all day. This
was the First good rain.we have ha
this spring and was very well
come, especially BY the farmers
who have completed their seed;
ing and q lot Of the grain is com
ing up.