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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-10-02
nT.TlNCS From SNI.A.BAR..
\ IS MARTINS SHORT
BURROWS.

I
BURROWS
| Ez Pash says he allus bates to
ioreah in Z clean towel.
! No woman ever knows how
many potatoes 10 bake.
| 1t allus upset some folks plan
to pay for anything.
| Nobuddy ever listened to rea.
son on an empty stomach.
! Uncle Niles Turner'S youngest
grandson has been married al.
most two weeks and still wears
white shirts.
Most anybuddy II take a UNI.
breller cause they've had two or
three stolen 'emselves.
t}attery won't hu TT you if you
don't swallow it.
a fellow that fails in the East
would starve to death in the
West.
It's no disgrace TO be poor but
it might as well be.
Mrs. Edith Mopps and her
daughter Edythe Tuesdayed in
Seymour,
Folks that burt out just what
they think, wouldn't be so bad
if they thought.
An all around fellow gathers
no moss
A holiday is hardly worth the
u.rey it takes TO get back into
-. .3IFMv>:, ayin.
@E.-t " y&i ONE Of the old fash.
o.t,l gentleman With plug hat
IN a dirty shirt? |
Nobuddy works as hard for
lis money as the Teller that
narries II,
1.rs ha' vicia.e al the rules
Il the won ms frage seem to
oo6 the SWEETEST.
1t seems like the more shift.
ess q farmer is, tne bigger he
uts his name on bis mail box.
Liver Spots are almost un-
nown in dry town.
Some folks don't like nothing
etter than to describe some.
1lng that cant be described.
The fellow thu asks FIR posi-
on han j looking frr cork.
H. sc. III axe hone,y women
e never at h me.
When you see how we'll some
lks git along without working
'u're almost convinced there's
Sanity Clause. 81
Jack Craw who broke out O
i Saturday night returned an
We himself up this morning asI
wasn't making runnin' expen-
s
Watching a cipher trying to
a figure is allus amusing.
A Teller will quarrel with his
fe at breakfast an tip a waiter
noon.
Great men come and go, but
} fellow that looks like Bryan
racts as much attention as he
II did.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-10-02
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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-10-02

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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-10-02

LOCAL LORE.
Mrs Julia Morgan is gct.in,
better at present.
Mr. John Slate was saw on on,
streets on last Monday,
The Colony mill is again saw
ing lumber at Mr.. Demrys',
Mr. Allen Page was q pleasen,
caller at the Colony on last Wed.
The Oddfellowa; meets eyery
!st and ard Saturday nights at
heir Fall at JAh.Ville.
Mr. | rank Letter and wife re.
snrned home Oft Of a couple week
visit among friends near Ava.
MT Carl Shafer and Mr. W1n,
eage are cutting logs for the
Colony people at present,
Our school is proving 20 be a
grand success with Mrs Nora
Morgan 4. the helm,
If any body wants Gue farm.
in Douglas Go. call on Us or write
us at Rrushyknob.
Mrs Judge Baker was pleas.
ent caller at this Office On last
Monday eve. on her way to set
up with Mrs Julia Morgan.
Mr. Harm Ppool visited Sc.
more this week and has MACE
arrangements for the Ed. to preach !
there on Thursday night.
Mr. Judge Baker has moved !
back on his farm, we welcone
you Judge and proud to see you
back,
Ii you want the hest religious
paper subscribe for the CRksSET
1t is also the greatest friend to
the people.
Mr.. Warren Robson and Mr.
from off MILESTONE paid
the Colony q visit on last Tues.
their. business was to get the
Colony to- move back on Whet,
stone and want them to cut a lot
OF timber, those people are well
with the Colony people
VINO will help US to life our bur.
len from under financial stress
Ind give US time, by US pay
lg the interest until we can paw
he principal. We want to Dor.
'ow fifteen hundred dollars and
We will give mortgage on all we a
AVE, land houses horses, and u
'verything we have. You will =,
more than be safe, :,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Laurium Lodge, X. of p.

The third rank degree team of Co
lumbia lodge. Knights of Pythias of
Houghton, has accepted the invitation
10 confer the rank on a large class Of
candidates for Laurium lodge next
Monday evening. All of the lodges i'm
the copper country have been invited
Ia attend this function and as there
are about l.0O0 knights in copperdom
at the present time, 1t is expected
there Will be a large attendance One
of DR.. III. T.. Sangster's celebrated
boo yas' will he the feature of the
evening after the degree work and
other business is disposed of. and
there viii be talks on various phases
Of Pythianism by some of the more
prominent Of the copper country mem.
hers. Al this gathering I.aurimn
lodge may invite the co-Operation Of
the other copper country lodges in the
matter of securing tf 1914 conven.
ton Of the Upper Peninsula league for
Laurium. This big gathering will bc
one of Two semi-centennial celebra.
tons Of that order in Michigan.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Social Party POSTPONED.

Because of the fact that the date
originally selected for the social party
under the auspices of the st Andrews
society in the jefferson school hall, is
Good Friday, and for other reasons,
il mas been decided wise To postpone
the party until Friday evening. April
4.
Good progress Is being made with
the plan Ia organize a ladies' auXil-
larry for the st. Andrews society. The
committee on constitution and by laws
is hard at work and will have these
ready to submit To the organizers at
a meeting To he held in the near flu
ture. Since the first meeting held
about two weeks ago. a large number
of the ladies have expressed a desire
Ia join the proposed organization and
the auxiliary is assured II large mem
bership. a meeting will be held in a
few days at which the preliminary
steps of organization will be taken.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
PRACTICAL JOB;
PRACTICAL Man


There In no more important state
office that the electors win he called
on To nh on April Z next. than that
of the state highway commissioner
The prosperity and progress of the
state is closely associated with the in
lelliBent and systematic Improvement
of IFS public roads and highways. Here
the interest of the farmer and towns
man are identical
The Republican party is considered
fortunate To have for it's candidate fo,'
that office, Frank +, Rogers formerly
OF Port Huron He is now deputy
highway commissioner. and has been
connected with the office in that ca,
pacity FOR the past eight years His
election, therefore, will be ia the
nature of promotion-the last re.
word for faithful public service.
Frank +. Rogers was born i'm Lena
wee county. where his family has Pc
sided long before Michigan became n
state. He attended the district school.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
PRooREssivEs ORGANIZE.
Planning Active Campaign in the Up
per Peninsula.


An organizer. Joseph l.. Larson,
from Massachusetts. is at work under
the direction of the Progressive state
central committee In the upper PENN
sula. Mr. Larson has been In the cop-
per country the past few days, and Is
now In Iron and Dickinson counties.
He will be Ia Marquette county this
evening. Mr. Larson has the names
of the men who were active la the
different counties last fall and IL call
ing on them. He viii spend much of
the time prior 10 election Ia the upper
peninsula.
In the course of the next three weeks
II Is expected that two or three speak
ers of national reputation viii visit
the upper peninsula one of these is
Governor Stubbs. of Kansas, who has
promised the state committee "a week
of his time. II is now planned, IL is
said, To have him spend the entire
week north Of the straits. Senator
clapp. il Minnesota, is another speak
or ii is hoped to have visit the upper
peninsula.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
X. of c. To Marquette.

Members of Calumet Council,
Knights of Columbus are making ar
engagements To send IA large delegation
To Marquette on Sunday, March 80, tn
attend IA big initiatory session under
the auspices of Marquette council.
If IA sufficient number Of members ex-
press desire to attend. ii is probable
that arrangements will he made for n
special car over the Mineral Range for
this occasion. All members of Calu-
met council who would like to take in
this big session are requested to notify
any of the officers.
Al the next regular meeting of Cam-
met council, which will he held on
Wednesday evening, April = there will
he an. informal social session. After
The business OF the evening is disposed
Of. the members and their ladies' VIII
enjoy several hours of dancing.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
LARGE MAPLE SUGAR PLANT.
viii Be Operated by Rev. VIM. Poy
seor. U. p. Episcopal Missionary.


II may be n surprise to many to
learn that the largest maple syrup
manager in the upper peninsula. n
man who ships his product to twelve
different states In the union. is Rev.
William Poyseor. of Crystal Falls,
general missionary for the Episcopal
church in the upper peninsula
Rev. Mr.. Poyseor will open the sy-
rup and sugar season at once and ex-
poets this to he "A good year. His pro-
duction, he believes. will he about nor
NAL, between seven and eight hum
dred gallons of syrup. Mr.. Poyseor' s
son. William. Is interested with him.
He has been In the business seven
years
The largest sap evaporating plant IN
the upper peninsula has just been in
stalled at the Poyseor plant. II was
manufactured under Rev. Mr.. Poy-
seor's own patents. and several will be
sold to large manufacturers this sea =
son. The principle of the evaporation
IL similar to those commonly used In
the manufacture Of maple products,
except that the bottoms of the boiling
pans have corrugations, giving double
The surface of the ordinary evaporat-
or. This larger heating surface saves
much time. The pans measure 6 by
rs feet. but the corrugations make the
actual width of the heating surface
twelve feet This liz the first year the
evaporators will be In regular use.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19

the Raisin Valley seminary and the
Michigan Agricultural college. grad
uating with the class of 1888. In 1905
the college conferred on him the title
OF G. E.-civil engineer-upon the
presentation of a thesis on "Econom
les of Road Building"
Following graduation Mr. Rogers
located at Marlette. Sanilac county
and for seven years was engaged as
an engineer and surveyor. In 1884
he was elected by the Republicans
surveyor of Sanilac county, and serv-
ed in that capacity for two years. He
moved To Port Huron i'm 1890. and the
wear following he was appointed city
engineer. In 1901 he was appointed
n consulting engineer To the Michigan
Highway commission by Governor
Bliss. and four years later joined the
e. He is one of the leading members
"f Michigan Engineering society and
an acknowledged authority ON the sci
cnce Of road building.
Michigan Roads and Forests" the
representative of the good roads sen
timent and organization of Michigan
has this to say in behalf of Frank f.
Rogers:
THE nomination of Frank f.. ROg-
"rs by the Republicans for state high
was commissioner has met with great
favor i'm all sections of the state.
There is no question i'm the minds Of
the people who have come i'm contact
with Mr.. Rogers, while pursuing his
duties as deputy highway commission
cr, that If elected (of which there
would seem To be little doubD, the
highway department of Michigan viii
take front rank.
Mr.. Rogers has many ideas per
tanning To the expansion OF the work
Of the department which, If he he per-
mitted to put them into effect. will do
ment His idea of district department
road engineers is one that is sure To
meet with warm approval in every
section where good roads are being
built.
Everybody should boost for Rog-
ers. and Michigan Roads believes. as
II has heretofore stated. that he will
lead the Republican ticket. He de-
serves the office.
THE officers and trustees of the
Michigan State Good Roads associa-
ton have unqualifiedly endorsed Frank
IT, Rogers as candidate for state high
way commissioners on the Republican
ticket"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Bio Duluth Ceremonial.

Copper country members of Al Siral
Temple. O. q. X. *. of Duluth of whom
there are about forty have received
notification of a big ceremonial session
10 he held soon in one of the towns on
the Minnesota range.
They are also requested 10 interest,"
themselves In the assembling OF the
Imperial Palace at Minneapolis during
the coming summer. The Duluth Tem-
pie will assist In the entertainment 81
this gathering and in the comforting OF
the work.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Calumet Lodge I. o. o. r.

The members of Calumet lodge. |. O.
.. +. conferred the first degree at
their regular meeting last evening and
next Tuesday evening the initiatory
degree will he conferred.
The management of the Peoples
theater will give II benefit performance
Friday evening for the degree team of
TIA" Calumet lodge OF odd Fellows.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
To Confer Third Degree.

The members of Charity lodge. No.
131, knights of Pythias, will confer
the third degree at their regular meet
ing Thursday evening. The degre"
team under the captaincy of t. IL.
Schumacher, Is making good Roadway
and before June will be in shape To
make an excellent showing In the up
per peninsula degree team contest. In
fact. several of the members Of the
team bieVe Charity lodge will be able
To capture the coveted cup, the princi-
pal prize in this contest.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
STOMACH SICK, SOUR, UPSET AND
FULL OF GAS? PAPE'S D|APfPSIN
ALL INDIGESTION HeARIsoHN ANU
DYSPEPSIA GONE sTo MACH FEELS FINE

ally keeps the stomach regulated ana
they eat their favorite foods without
fear.
IL your stomach doesn't take care of
your liberal limit without repe'''oh,
your food is damage instead oi
help remember the quickest, surest'
most harmless relief is Papes Dia-
pepsin which costs only NIFTY cents ior
n large case at drug stores. It's truly
wonderful--it digests fcod ana se'S
things straight. so gently and easily
that n is astonishing. Please don't go
on and on with weak. dis"foereu
stomach: It's "a unnecessary
-(AdvertisementD
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19

Wonder what upset your stomach
wrich portion of the food did the dam
ase-do you? Well don't bother. "
your stomach is in a revolt; IL sour.
RaSsy and upset. and what you just
ale has fermented into stubborn
Jumps: your head dizzy and aches;
peich gases and acids and eructate un-
dlHested food; breath foul. tongue coat
cd Just take little Diapepsin and IN
ave minutes YOU win wonder what be-
came OF the Indigestion and distress.
Millions of men and women today
KNOW that II Is needless To have bad
stomach. A little Diapepsin occasion
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
NEWS OF ERATERNAL
the -A SOCIETIES


lhls city. A joint committee will he
named by all of the copper country
lodges To complete arrangements for
this event.
District Deputy j. A. Peterson of
marquette Is expected here next week
IN the interests of the work of the or
der
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
,Heela Lodas / O O. 8

Hecla lodge No. 80, 1 O. o. r.. will
hold TWO meetings this week. The
initiatory degree will be conferred az
the regular meeting this evening and
at special meeting To be held Satur-
day evening, Keweenaw lodge No. 5Sj.
of Allouez. will confer the first degree.
Following the degree work IA social
session viii he rendered the visiting
brethren
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Easter Monday Ball.

Division No. ., a. -. II. has been
making elaborate preparations for the
Easter Monday bali tn he given in the
Calumet Light Guard armory next
Monday evening. The armOry will be
appropriately decorated and the dane
ing program will include, besides
waltzes and two-steps, a number Of
square dances
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
To Entertain A. c. A. Members.

Homer Beauchene will entertain the
members of Court Louis de France. \.
<. A.. at "a smoker in connection with
the regular meeting this evening. Mr..
Beauchene has recently resigned as
financial secretary of the order
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Calumet Favorite Club.

The Calumet Favorite club will en-
terrain NJ one of its regular dancing
parties at the Calumet Light Guard
armory on Wednesday evening, April ,.
The armory will be deliberately dec
Grated for this occasion and il is ex-
pected the party will he one of the
most enjoyable of the season.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Will Instruct Castle.

Garfield Castle. Knights OF the Gold
on Eagle. will hold its regular meeting
on Monday evening and following the
business of the evening. the members
will be given instruction in the secret
work by District Grand Instructor
William s. Uren.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Calumet Aerie Of Eagles.

The Calumet Aerie of Eagles Will,
on April 2, observe the tenth ami
versary of the organization of the
aerie. There will be big dancing
party In the Red Jacket town hall on
that date. for which good music has
been secured
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Sons Not to Celebrate.

one and All lodge, Sons of ST.
George, of Calumet, will hold no spe-
cial celebration of Good Friday this
year. Most of the members will visit
the William r. Gladstone lodge at Mo-
hawk, or the Quincy and Trimoun-
tain lodges To celebrate the day. one
ana All lodge will hold it's regular
meeting this evening
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
German Aid Annual.

The annual dancing party Of the
German Aid society will be held in
the Red Jacket town hall on Satur-
day evening, April ~. A splendid pro-
gram has been arranged for this oc-
casiOn.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19

They are manufactured. by the. Cham
pion hvaporator company,
Rev. Mr.. Poyseor owns Sixty eight
acres Of land In the vicinity of Crystal
Falls that In thic'kiy Wooded With hard
maple. He has. in addf,i9ai, the right
To gather sap IN an adjoining tract
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Modern Samaritans.

Copper country Modern Samaritans
read with interest this week OF the
final settlement of the difficulty when
has existed in the ranks of the MIMI
csota lodge of that order for some
time. This contest has involved
branches of the order in other states
and it's settlement will pave the way
tor greater progress In the order from
now on.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
BIG MUSICAL ATTRACTION
IS BOOKED FOR MAR. q
"A MODERN EVE" IMPORTED
GERMAN OPERA, COMING TO
CALUMET NEXT WEEK.

Charles Than. in advance of ~
Modern Eve" "a brilliant musical sue
cess that has been playing in Chicago
I since April. was here yesterday. The
production will appear in the Calumet
theater Wednesday, March eth
"A Modern Eve" is an imported sue
cess from Berlin. Germany-where il
is still 4 reigning favOrite. Mort H.
Singer is the fortunate producer who
decided that America would appreciate
its charms, and judging by his record
breaking run in Chicago. his judgmen.
was correct. Although "A Modern
Eve has only visited Chicago thus
far. its delightful music has become
the rage everywhere. and the fascinat-
ing waltz song, "Good-by, Everybody"
Lonesome Moon" Hello, Sweet
heart" rs the Girl You Married Still
the Girl You Love?'' and Rita. My
Margarita" are remarkably popular.
The music was written by Victor
Hollaender, also DISTINGUISHED as the
composer of "Sumurun." and Jean Gil
bert. both of who have been associat-
ed with many OF the musical successes
heard in Europe in the past ten years.
The scenes are laid at AK les bains,
France. during the present time, ana
the story centers about the Cascadier
family, father, mother and two pretty
daughters. The mother rules her home
with an iron hand and inculcates the
same spirit within her attractive
daughters, with almost disastrous re
suits when two ardent suitors resent
feminine rule. Advertisements
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
Card and Dancing Party.

Court Lafayette. F'oresters of Am
erica, will entertain at caro- ana
dancing party in the I-aurium hahk
hall, Wednesday. March 26.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
To Plan Dancing Party.

The members of Enterprise lodge
Modern brotherhood of America, will
at their meeting Thursday evening,
arrange for a series of dancing parties
To be held during the spring months.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19

The continuous increase in trade OF
the port of Manchester has made nee
essary additional equipment for load
ing and unloading at the docks.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19

Swinging his auto to avoid striking
fine shepherd dog. :. w Campbell
totally wrecked his car the other day
In White Plains ". Y.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19

New York legislature Is asked Ia
tax cats 81 "a year. II is thought the
plan will lessen the number of eats
and so protect wild birds.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19

Plans will soon he set in motion by
the copper country Maccabee lodges
for big summer reunion To he held In
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19

Two cats were. shipped the other
Fon ia lac. Wis, arriving safely.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-19
keweensw Lodae, r. & A. N.

The members Of Keweenaw Lodge,
r. Il A. NJ. viii hold their regular
meeting on Thursday evening,
March 20.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-11

succeeded Maj Charles Lynch ia that
place spoke of the spreading of infog.
nation about first aid work broadcast
throughout the country through lectures.
Red Cross cars and other means The
Pullman company gave the organization
another first aid car during the year to
take the place of one worn out. He urged
great extension Of the work in the
lumber camps.
National Director Bicknell gave de-
tailed account of the various great dis
asters i'll the United States in 1913 in
which the Red Cross took a part in aid
ing the sufferers. Speaking of the Christ
mas seals work. he said that 81, 100000
has been raised in this way for tuber-
culosis work in the last five years.
John Shelton Williams, assistant sec
rotary of the Treasury. and treasurer of
the Red Cross, reported that the total
cash receipts for the funds in the gen
eral accounting, including refunds. rof the
eleven months ending November 30. 1913
amounted to S2.121 ,JT9.3l. The total cash
payments for the same period amounted
to S1,J62.ols.4S. showing an excess of re-
ceiptS over disbursements from January
l. 1913, to November 30, 1913, of $685..
5e0.S;. which. added to the cash balance
on hand January l. 1913. makes total
cash balance in the hands of the treas
urer and fiscal officers at the close of
business November 20 1913. of s72l .126.
t6. The tota. receipts for the relief of
Ohio flood sufferers aggregated $2.04,
the flood and storm fund to November
ing a balance to the credit of this fund
of Ss,.,1 Ift; IN