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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

Pills cured me Of that and the Kidney
Trouble. | take Dodd's Kidney Pills
now to keep from having Backache. l
am II years old and a farmer. You are
ii liberty to publish this testimonial,
and you may use my picture in con-
nection with It." Correspond with Mr..
Smith about this wonderful remedy.
Dodd's Kidney Pills, soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodd's Medicine Co,
Buffalo, n. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music Of National Anthem
English and German Words and reel
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Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
Where 1t Happened.

A seven-year-old colored boy was
before Judge Taylor in juvenile court
not long ago for shooting at his play
mate with a rifle. AS is customary in
all such cases the attorney in Ques-
tioning the boy asked:
You were in the state Of Indiana,
Marion county. when this happened
were you not?'
The little fellow studied a minute
and then answered:
NO, sab. All was on TIL front
po'ch.'-Indianapolis News.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
ChjIdren's Humor.

The poetry of life is frequently seel
in childhood. We have this illustrate
in the description of butterflies q
"pansies flying"
"A star is a cinder from Gods grea
star" has a wealth CT unconsciou
meaning. But perhaps the finest al
proach to poetry was made by a tin
tot who defined dew is the gras
crying" 20 auntie!' said a llttl
girl; I've just seen a pencil walking
The nurse who had grown out
| fairyland explained it was only an q
binary worm.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
A GENEROUS GIFT
Free to Readers Of This Paper

Professor Munyon has just issued .
most useful almanac containing a number
of his best essays, including the two won
dcrful articles. Don't Be a Cipher and
'"The Power of Love" The almanac also
contains illustrated instructions for Char
scter Reading. gives the meaning Of YOU
birth month, the Interpretation of dreams,
complete weather forecasts for the North
ern States, Pacific Slope and Southern
States, In fact, it is a magazine almanac.
1t will be sent you absolutely free. With
Il we will include any one full-size 25c.
Munyon Remedy. our Rheumatism Rem.
edy for rheumatism, our Kidney Remedy
edy for indigestion, our Paw Paw Pills for
Nbiliousness or constipation. Not a penny
to pay. Address The Munyon Remedy
Company, Philadelphia, Pa.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
Books Speak.

Books carry with them a charm Of
{, ir own. They speak Of cosy indraw-
ngs about the evening lamp. Few
things add so much OF warmth and
llyeableness to a room as shelves of
used" books.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
His Position.

He was a minister Of the old school
and was catechizing the children on
their biblical knowledge. Who was
lsaac?" at length he asked. Please,
sir" replied a small girl eagerly
please. sir. he was R~eDekah's man
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
Not Iona to Wait.

Bumble-Why didn't YOU get on the
water wagon?
Rumble-No seats left.
Bumble-Oh. we'll, If you persist In
the notion, you will find a seat later.
Judge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

not think | would be
alive today if it
were not for Dodd's
X idney Pills. /
strained my back
about forty years
ago, which left it
very weak. | was
troubled with inham-
nation of the blad,
der DodG'S kidney
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
Savino Time

Roosevelt Named for 1916" But
why stop there? Why not for 1920,
1924 and 1928? 1t would save both
time and the cost OF holding coaven-
tions.-New York Evening Post.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

Constipation causes many serious diseases.
1t is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative, three fVi
cAthartc. Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
A OLD MAN.

Mr.. w. D. Smith, Ethel, KY, writes:
7 have been using Dodd's Kidney Pills
Tor ten or twelve years and they have
lone me a great deal of good. ! do
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
w anted.

Cook-There's no use, sorr, | can't
stand the misSuS.
Master (sarcastically)-It's a pity,
Bridget, that ! couldn't have selected
a wife TO suit you.
Cook-Sure, sOrr, we all make mis-
Iakes.-Boston Evening Transcript.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
Removing Grease From Paint.

A paste made from ordinary whiting
applied wet and permitted to dry be-
fore 1t Is rubbed off, will remove
grease from paint without injuring
the latter.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, %softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pa~in,cures wind collie .25c a bottle. Adv
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
important to ~ h
Wanted to Know.

II don't like to throw bouquets at
myself. but | do think | have excellent
taste"
Am | to consider that as a pro-
posal?"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21
FREE ADVICE
TO SICK WOMEN
Thousands Have Been Helped
BY Common Sense
Suggestions.
Women suffering from any form of
female ills are invited to communicate

1~~~ promptly with the
NE~SNAH woman's private
M<~A\M correspondence de-
~ A~~T partment of the Ly-
wv dia E. Pinkham Med
" icine Co., Lynn,
GA A~/U ~ Mass. Your letter
W\G.SA>AMSsW will be opened, read
GEcS~ aHS1 and answered by q
~i76N 5 FINka1M woman and held in
strict confidence. A woman can freely
talk of her private illness to a woman ;
thus has been established a confidential
correspondence which has extended over
many years and which has IVA been
broken. Never have they published a
testimonial or used a letter without the
written consent of the writer, and never
has the Company allowed these conf
Dental letters to get out of their pos
session, as the hundreds of thousands
of them in their files will attest
Out of the vast volume of experience
which they have to draw from, it is more
than possible that they possess the very
knowledge needed in your case. Moth
ing is asked in return except your good
will, and their advice has helped thou.
sands. Surely any woman, rich or poor,
should be glad to take advantage of this
generous offer of assistance. Address
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., icon.
6dential) Lynn, Mass.
Every woman ought to have
Lydia E. Pinkham's SO-page
Text Book. 1t is not a book foI
general distribution, as it is toe
expensive. 1t is free and only
obtainable by mail. Write fol-
1t today.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

The successful man is honored and
envied.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

Many a girl with a soft voice pc.
eesses a marble heart.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

And platonic friendship frequently
makes q noise like a Irritation.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

Success comes from good vol
oftener than it does from good luck
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

SEEDS-Alfalfa Sc; timothy, blue grass q
cane 81: sweet clover 50. Farms for sale * rent
on crop paym'ts. J. Mulhall, 500 City, la.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

No. Cordelia, a criminal lawyer isl
necessarily a criminal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

Only One "BROMO OUININE"
That Is BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature Of #. w. GROVE. Cures a Cold
An One Day, Cures Grip in Two Days. &c.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

A man may develop into a ripe
scholar if he lives to a green old age.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

how to manage a woman never tried
n
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

PILES CURED IN G TO II DAYS. =
Your druggist will refund money IL pAZO DIN
MENT fails TO cure any case of Itching, Bill
Bleed ing or protruding Piles in 6 10 IA days. 5Oc.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

The world likes a good loser, espe
cially If it gets some Of his money.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-03-21

Write for book saving young chicks. SEND =
names of z friends that use incubatorS ana q
book free. Raisall Remedy Co., B~lackweli,O OK
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02
Meeting of Board of Regents.

At session of the board of regents
OF the U. of M, that body raised the
fees of the dental department from
sos to SOS for Michigan students, and
from SIS to 800 for nonresident stu
dents.
One thousand five hundred dollars
was appropriated for tearing down
the old medical building, the Oldest
building on the campus, and for raz-
ing the old storehouses on North I'm
iyersity avenue, and the old power
house chimney.
A committee was authorized to Wis
Ii other universities and obtain ideas
for the new science building.
DR.. C.. 3. Stouter, OF Hagerstown,
Md, who will graduate from the hon.
eopathic medical college this June,
was appointed homeopathic physician
for the students infirmary next year.
Three volumes of the Douglass Hol-
ton Herbarium were accepted as a
gift from Miss Harriet ID. Morgan, of
Coldwater This makes a complete set.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02

Reel sorry for the hero who is
of job.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02
FRATERN|T|ES
MAY Be OUSTED
GREEK LETTER SOCIETIES TO
BE GIVEN TWO YEARS TO
MAKE GOOD.
AN INVESTIGATING COMMITTEE
MAKES REPORT.
Unless Standard of Scholarship 10
Raised by 1915 Manasem to Be
Taken Over by University or
Fraternities Abolished.

The Greek letter fraternities and
sororities and the different house
clubs at the University Of Michigan
are to be given till March, 1915, to
justify their existence. II they fail
in this, their control will be taken
over by the university senate or else
the fraternities. sororit.es and clubs
at Michigan will no longer be allowed
to exist.
This is the result of an investiga-
ton which has been carried on by a
committee composed OF Prof. Alfred
Lloyd, Arthur G. Hall, Charles Tilden
and Joseph Bursley, and which was or
dered by the university senate. This
investigation was started In July, 1912,
and has just been completed. In Jus
tice to the Greek letter clubs, and to
the other university organizations, It
IL said that they have assisted in this
investigation, meeting at stated inter
walls with the committee, and that they.
too, feel in general, O. though the
time had come when university fra
ternities and sororities should assert
themselves to raise their standard Of
scholarship or cease to exist.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02
The Texas Land & DEVELOPMENT CompanY

offering irrigated farms the Palnvw district
where mako fR1
world rich soil and
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02
Hesitated Between Courses.

Jamie, writing letter. was unlucky
enough to spill the ink upon new
Jug. Remembering that his mother
"a used milk in a similar case, he
WAS working renewed havoc when the
maternal presence appeared.
His progress was somewhat i'm
peded by the determination of the kit
ten to enjoy the cleaning fluid.
James" cried the shocked mother,
sternly, what on earth are you do
ing?"
James considered before replying.
Then:
II wonder IL you'd be most angry II
I said I'd spilled the ink or was feed
ing the cat on the rug?"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02
STATE NEWS IN BRIEF.

Another hotel project has been
launched In Pontiac and a committee
of the commercial association is out
with subscription lists to provide the
capital needed for the new enterprise
When the horse which he was driv-
ing became frightened and ran away,
Ned, the 19-year-old son of William
Wordelman, of White Pigeon, was
thrown against tombstone and
killed.
Miss Lois Boyle, of the law depart
ment of the state university, who has
been teaching at San Antonio, Tex,
has sailed for Barcelona, Spain, where
she has been appointed teacher of
English in a convent.
The dates for the annual encamp-
ment and reunion of the Eaton County
battalion, G. A. r., are announced for
the week beginning Monday, Aug. H.,
and the event will be held at Grand
Army park in Eaton Rapids. The bus
mess men here will take a hand at
giving the visiting war veterans q
good time.
Judge Smith, of Pontiac. set aside
assessments levied in Addison against
farmers for cutting weeds along the
roads. The taxes were unpaid and the
land returned for sale. The directors
to the tax filed their appearance and
the court held with them that such a
tax is not assessable TO individual
property, but must be spread upon the
township at large. The lands assessed
are exempted from the tax SALE
M. A. G. cadet corps, at East Lam
sing, is putting in many hours of hard
drill in order to gain the highest de-
gree of perfection for the u. s. gov
ernment inspection, which will be held
at the college May 6. At that time
Capt. J. p. Robinson. u. S. A., will in
spect Lieut. -Cron's men. The college
corps is composed this year of 74S
men, which includes the band Of 55
pieces.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02

The White Lead & Color works, De-
troit, has removed its $500 fellowship
in the chemical engineering depart
ment of the state university.
Civic reformers of Saginaw have Sc
cured permission from the school au-
thorities to keep all Fairgrounds open
this summer and will open up other
Fairgrounds.
The Germania Maennerchor Singing
society of Saginaw, will tour Europe
in body, starting from New York
May ! and spending four months on
the continent.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02
Good Evidence.

Katherine had been brought up to
believe that tale-bearing was despic-
able, but there were times when her
greedy twin strained her principles to
the swapping point.
katherine" said her mother one
day, is it possible that you and How.
ard have eaten that whole bag OF pep.
PERMITS that l meant to take to
grandmother, just because left the
bag on the table?"
II didn't take one of them, mother
said Katherine, Indignantly, but How
ard-well, sha'n't tell tales, but you
Just smell him !"-Youth's Companion.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02

Thomas Thompson and two grand
daughters were killed when a boiler
in brick factory one mile east OF Mt.
Pleasant, in which they were work
ing, blew up. II. Orson Smith, who
was driving by the factory, was badly
injured by flying debris.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02
Paternai Wisdom.

PA, what is a classic?'
THAT depends. my son. A classic
In Kentucky is horse race"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02

No thoughtful person uses liquid blue. It's a
pinch of blue In large bottle Of water. Ask for
Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that's all blue. ADV
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02
INTERNATIONAL.
SUNMSCHOOL
LESSON
LESSON FOR MAY 4
JOSEPH INTERPRETERS DREAMS.
(By e. o. SELLERS, Director Of Even
ing Department, The Moody Bible In
stitute Of Chicago)

LESSON TExT-Gen. 40:S-23.
GOLDEN TExT-"The breath OF the
Almighty giveth them understanding
Job. 1878, X. v.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-05-02

MRS. winsiow's Soothing Syrup Tor Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamrna-
ton ,allays pain cures wind collie &c bottleA&
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-07
CUSTOM HOUSE GETS AID
New Clerks Added to Handle
Rush in Withdrawals.

Fifteen extra clerks were put to work
yesterday at the Custom House to handle
the great demand FOR Withdrawals from
tho forty eight bonded warehouses a this
port where there are stored imports
valued at 100000 From a. m to 6
p. IN. Saturday sixty customs brokers
stood in line and made four thousand
Withdrawals The Withdrawals made yes
terday were 2,6Si,-
During the two days the total collection
of duty amounted TO t2.3s3.SCo. the duty
yesterday being 81 ,i63S7i II. The clerical
force was taxed to capacity.
The Prinz Friedrich Wilhelm. of the
North German Lloyd Line. brought to
port yesterday from Cherbourg $4,000
worth Of aigrettes. which. according to
the new tariff schedule are not import
able. The consignment. which arrived
here too late TO be entered under the old
tariff law. will remain I'm the ships hold
and be returned to France.
The disposition Of aigrettes found on
passengers was discussed yesterday at
that until the Treasury Department gave
ruhnS on tne suoJect no PROMPTED
plumaGe would he taken from the hats
of returning women travellers. Such
plumage found In trunks will be held at
the Appraisers Stores pending decision
of the Treasury Department. Under the
circumstances a woman may rightfully
transfer all her feathered fnery from her
trunk TO her hat. and by a technlcality
defeat the carrying out of the new tariff
law.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-07
BIG CUT IN STEEL PRICES
New Tariff Believed Response
BILE for Reductions.

Wholesale reductions In prices were on
nounced yesterday by independent steel
manufacturers here and i'm other Eastern
markets. II was the belief OF many IN
the financial district that this was the
result of the enactment of the Under
wood Simmons tariff bill and the INST
move on the part Of American producers
TO meet the competition offered by Eng
lish. German. French and Belgian mills.
No announcement was forthcoming
from the Steel Corporation regarding hs
future policy as to prices. but in other
quarters 1t was acknowledged that sharp
reductions in prices had occurred WITH
out inducing buying orders IL vas
strongly contended. however. that the
new tariff law had not been the immcdl-
ate factor In bringing about these
changes. The tariff consideration was re-
garded as only a contributing cause Tor
the decline. A general slowing down IN
buying orders when activity was expect
ed was named as the chief reason.
1t is now possible to get steel plates
from nearly all the manufacturers at 81 20
per 100 pounds. compared with previous
quotations OF 81 40 or s. a ton higher.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-07
MAY REVIVE RECIPROCITY
Statement of Canada's Ex- Pre-
mier Meets with Favor.
tBy Telegraph TO The Tribune. !

Ottawa. oct. Sir Wilfrid Laurier. in
opening the Parliamentary by-election
campaign in Chateaugay County, Quebec,
where a member OF Parliament will be
elected next Saturday. surprised his OPP
ponents and many of his supporters by
reviving the reciprocity and tariff issues
Sir Wilfrid did this at a great open air
meeting after high mass at St John.
Quebec. yesterday, and his statement is
generally reported. even by the Conserva-
tive newspapers. as having been enthusi-
astcally received The by-election con-
test In Chateaugay will be fought out as
a test case against the Borden govern
ment. with the Hon. Sydney Fisher. who
was for fifteen years Sir Wilfrid's Min
lister OF Agriculture, as the Liberal can
didate.
Sir Wilfrid and his principal advisers,
including all his old ministers, assert
that the new United States tariff Will
have the effect Of making the tariff the
prime issue In Canadian politics. From
the West tonight dispatches are pouring
into Ottawa saying that the organized
grain growers Will demand. regardless OF
party that the government abrogate the
wheat and -four duties so as to give those
commodities free entry to the states by
the removal OF the existing countervailing
duties.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-07
PRESIDENT WORRIED
OVER CIVIL SERVICE
Fears Effect of New Tariff
Laws Provisions on Prln-
CipIe of Merit System.
( From The Tribune Bureau.

Washington. Oct 6-The President is
much concerned over the protests against
provisions OF the income tax section oil
the new tariff law and the urgent de-
lcicncy bill. now In conference In Con-
gross, and intends TO take the necessary
action 10 Offset dangers to the principle
OF the civil service laws.
Because OF the remonstrance OF the Ma
tional Civil Service Reform League
against the provision in the tariff bill
permitting the selection OF employees for
the collection OF the income tax TO he
made outside the civil service lists, the
President summoned Civil Service Com
missioners McIlhenny and Galloway to
the White House to ascertain their views
There is doubt whether the President can
change the Objectionable provision by ex-
ecutive order. although II is argued that
the law contravenes the spirit OF the civil
service acts.
Commissioners McIlhenny and Galloway
added 10 the protest against the pro-
vision I'm the urgent deficiency bill eX-
cmpting deputy collectors Of internal
revenue and customs and deputy mar
shals from the protection OF the civil
service laws II is urged that from one
thousand to twelve hundred deputy col
lectors can be replaced II the law IS
passed
President Wilson Informed callers to-
day that the situation was not clear 70
him. and that he wished enlightenment
before making any comment. but he in
dictated clearly that he was averse 10 any
legislation jeopardzing tho ciyil service.
Before any decision Is reached the At
torney General will be requested % make
an inquiry as TO the full power OF tho
President ard the possibility OF his pre-
venting a serious assault on the civll
service.
Various interpretations Of the per cent
rebate provided by the tariff law for i'm
ports IN American bottoms are being
taken up by President Wilson and the *
perts OF the State and Treasury depart
ments. The President said to-day hat
the intent OF the trainers OF the provi-
sion merely was to give a 5 per cent ais-
count 10 imports coming I'm American
ships from countries with which the
United States had no special treaty ar
ranGements.
OIhand. the President inclined 10 the
opinion that In cases whore treaties were
I'm force the discount would not be opera
tive.
Customs receipts at New York on Sat
urday. the first day Of the operation Il
the new tariff law. reached the record
figure Of t923,37i. The usual collections az
Mitchell made most OF the assessments
under the new law and the big increase
Is believed To be due in large measure 10
the heavy Withdrawals from bonded ware
houses.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-07
May Issue a Statement.

Various rumors were current at the
Capitol when the Presidents views be-
came known there. One report had II
that Mr. Wilson contemplated issuing a
statement with especial reference 10 the
relations between the big bankers and
small bankers who had expressed their
opposition TO the administration bill dur
ing the recent hearings There was no
confirmation Of this at the White House.
No announcement was made tonight OF
the particular Senators with whom the
President will discuss the currency situa-
ton. Senators Hitchcock. of Nebraska;
Reed. of Missouri. and OGorman, OF New
York. are the Democratic Senators who
have expressed "A desire 10 continue the
hearings end get more information before
beginning work on the bill. The other
four Democrats on the committee -Sena-
tors owen, Pomercne, Hollis and Sha-
froth-are declared TO be willing to start
work at once on the bill itself.
Arguments supporting the administra-
ton bill were presented 10 tho Banking
Committee to-day by George II. SHIRLEY.
director OF the Bureau Of Political Re
search. who attacked American univorsi-
hes for the character Of their economic
of economies, with the exception OF one
or two colleges. dared not take any other
view OF currency and financial affairs
than favored ~ the creditor or pluto
cratic class