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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
COMMON SCHOOL EXAMS.

Average of 75 Required-Common
School Diploma Required of Nom
Resident Tuition Pupils for High
School Examination.
Common school examinations will
be held Saturday, April 19, begin
ming at $3.50 a. m. in the school
building located at the following
places: Newfoundland, Sterling,
Hamlin, Hawley, Ariel, South Ca
naan, Waymart, Prompton, Alden
vile, Pleasant Mount, Lakewood,
Starrucca, Scott Centre, Lake Como,
Equinunk, Rileyville, Galilee, Tyler
Hill, Torrey, Bethany, Beachlake,
and Clark's Corners.
Eighth grade pupils only are al
lowed to take this examination.
Each applicant should furnish him
self with foolscap, legalcap or essay
paper. The work in all the branches
except Grammar and Arithmetic
should be done with pen and ink.
An average of rs per cent. is re-
quired.
Common school diplomas will be
granted to the successful applicants.
This diploma is required of non-resi-
dent tuition pupils for high school
entrance.
]. J. KOEHLER,
Co. Supt. of Schools.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
SPORTING NOTES.

of the series with the Maple City Five
on Tuesday evening. Score IA to A.
The "Champs" were badly crippled,
three of their regular men being in
their lineup, which was D. Faatz and
McDermott, forwards, Jacobs, center,
Brader and Bader, guards. The G.
c. lineup was w. Polt and Hessling,
forwards, Rose, center, Keigler and
j. Polt guards.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
HONESDALE is THE PLACE FOR
YOU

Honesdale is the best place to live
in.
If you are undecided where to
spend the remainder of your life,
come to Honesdale.
The air is pure and light, water
sparkling and bright, people congen-
ial and business prosperous in Homes
dale. Come here and dwell.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
AS TO WOODEN PAvEMENTs.

Main street is soon to be paved.
There is no doubt about that. And
it certainly is high time. Right now,
before decisions are reached as to
the kind of material that will be
used, The Citizen again urges the
committee having the supervision OF
details of selection to consider care
fully the merits of wooden blocks as
a desirable paving material when
PROPERLY LAID.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
WAYNE COUNTY
BEING ADVERTISED

Professor Surface said in Homes
dale that Wayne county could make
known to the whole world that she
is the home of the Baldwin apple.
Pike county could likewise claim
that she can produce just as good
Baldwins as Wayne, or any other
county. Now let her proceed to do
so.-Pike County Press.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
JUST HOW A TORNADO LOOKS.
Read All About 1t in Next Tuesdays
Citizen,

The Citizen is in receipt of a vivid
and graphic account of the tornado
which recently visited Omaha. wit
messed by former Honesdale young
man, who is now in that city. The
article will appear in our next issue.
Look for 1t.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
TONIGHT AT LYRIC.

The attraction at the Lyric to-
night will be ''The Shepherd of the
HILL" 1t is a forceful play, full of
pure humor.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
RRAYROE

Miss Nettie Roe, of Hoadleys, and
William P. Bray, of Hazleton, were
married Wednesday afternoon al
1880 at the Methodist parsonage
Honesdale, by Rev. Will H. Hitler.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
VETERAN EDITOR
is ~ YEARS OLD.
Edward A. Penniman Receives Con-
gratulations at His Beautiful
Uptown Home.

)OD morning, Mr.. Penniman!
So the Honesdale National
Bank and the celebrated af-
fair of the Alamo we're not
all there was tO tha vpar
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04

1886, after all. Something happen
ed in Cleveland, Ohio, on April 4,
way, was the birth of Edward A.
Penniman. His father, Francis B.
Penniman, removed from the Buck
eye" State to Binghamton, N. Y,
and in 1914 he removed from the
city where Lester Boots were made
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04

Il Your Friends That The Citi-
Is the Livliest Proposition i'm
ne County. It's the TRUTH
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-04-04
BRIDGE CONTRACT WAS LET
To CHAMBERSBURG MAN
EACH COMPANY BID ON OWN
SPECIFICATIONS AND BEST
ACCEPTED.

Price Was 81 1856 Building of
Abutments Given to chatham q
Bell, Ariel-Work to Be Com
pleted by October 1:
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

FOR Rent Nicely furnished bed
room iu modern home. Call 900
Fillmore 0r phone 500. 1856.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

FOR SALE-Two secondhand low
riding plows, in good condition;
cheap: one two-row corn planter,
secondhand, one second hand
spring wagon; one secondhand bug
gle. Call and see them. Phonetic.
II. T. Hume. 97-f
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

ilO-tfc
FOR RENT-Six room modern
house. 1902 Harrison street Phone
693. J. + McGregor. l0O-ttc
FOR RENT Two or three modern
furnished housekeeping rooms ll0G
Fillmore. llg-tfc
FOR RENT Modern furnished
rooms for light housekeeping Can
11O7 Fillmore or Phone 400. llg-tic
FOR RENT one or two furnished
modern rooms. $40 Lincoln. 122-ic
FOR SALE Bulls, Augora Goats.
aud Mammoth Jack Also q Pope
Toledo Automobile for sale or trade
&C.. r. Word, Canyon, Texas lla-tfc
FOR RENT April I. O. room house
with hall aud bath. modern, gas aud
electric hghts 1907 Harrison ST..
Apply Dr. Walker or Phone SOL
12l-tfo
FOR RENT An attractive bunga-
low furnished Phone 7G2. l22-5p
FOR RENT I room modern home
furnished 1901 Buchanan one Z
room house 1000 Fillmore Sl5.oO
per month, phone 9i2. 12G-3p
FOUR Beautifully furnished rooms
for light Housekeeping Apply at
/ l1ol Tyler street or phone l1u7
l2G-9c
FOR RENT Three furnished rooms
for Hight housekccpiug 1000 Buch-
auau Phone 1897. I25-3c
/ For RENT . room house and re-.
ccptiou ham strictly modern Inquire
of Jas Aslracan, lio3 Van Buren,
street 1852
FOR RENT Nicely furnished bed
room iu modern home. CAN 900
Fillmore 0r phone 500. 1856
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

II you have house Tor rent, an
adj in the classified columns OF the
Amarillo Daily News will get results
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

NJ vs. s. and r.. s. 8 Amarillo
Ball w. o. W. Hall April lst
1850
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

DO YOU want 10 buy ranch. big
ranch, medium ranch. little ranch if
| cant show you what YOU want YOU
are mistaken. YOU don't want a ranch
at all s G.. Carter, +. o. Box 40.
5oi. Amarillo, Texas. Phone No.
5i7. lO2-tfc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

FOR RENT Large Southeast front
room. nicely furnished In a modern
home. bath privileges. For rent
April LIST. Can 1000 Tyler or phone
1876. 124-Gtc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

FOR SALE Some good work hors-
es, price right city Ice Co. Phone
la. l20-tic
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

DO YOU think criminal tendencies
ian be overcome BY a surgical opera
Ion :"
! am certain OF H."
You think that say a plckpocke,
FOR instance. can b. cured % the de
sire 20 pick pockets BY an operation
~ his brain
NO. not on his brain Amputats
bis hands
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

Counters aud shelving tor sale At
old location of Amarillo Clothing ca.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT Rooms and board. an
modern conycniencos. 4OG Fillmore.
liU-tfC
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

FOR SALE Eggs from FLOODED
Barred Rock hens. s1.0O per setting
OF -. Reduced price on incubator
settings Mrs. Finley Martin. Forest
Hin Phone 055 llS-l2p
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

NEWLY FURNISHED Rooms and
board. close iu at the Saint Nick
House, Meals 20 cents 20i West
Seventh. ll7-tfc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-30

STRANED-Dark brown horse Dol
good flesh a. the Slade place south OF
iaHH Par'ie, may get same by pas
iug ior thi- AL b Sr.s0u
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26
HEALTHY LIVER
MAKES BEAUTY
Famous Actress Finds that a Healthy
Liver is Necessary to Good Looks
and YOuthfulness.

One of the best known women OF
the American stage is writing series
Of articles on the preservation Of
beauty. She attaches great import
ance to keeping the liver active at al
times, and she is right. Neither good
looks nor happiness will stay long
with any man or woman who let's the
liver get lazy and sluggish.
1t is not always safe to take Gallo
mel, the Old liver remedy. Doctors
agree that it is very uncertain drug.
But the Howell-Prather Pharmacy has
a remedy for sale that they guarantee
to take the place of calomel, abso-
lutely, and still be harm ess causing
no restriction of habit or diet. This
remedy is Dodsons Liver-Tone.
Dodson's Liver-Tone is a pleasant
tasting vegetable liquid, but it starts
the liver gently and surely and re-
lieves constipation and biliousness
so promptly that it has become a de-
pendable remedy in thousands OF
homes in the United States. There
are scores of families in this vicinity
who will not be without it in the
house and who would not think of
starting on trip without bottle of
it.
The Howell-Prather Pharmacy has
sold so much Dodson's Liver-Tone
that they are convinced of its merit
and will give any person his 80 cents
back. who buys a bottle and does not
find that it takes the pace of calomel
to perfection.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26
TWO women
SAVED FROM
OPERATIONS
Bv lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound -Their
Own Stories Here Told.

Beatrice, Neb. Just after my mar
rage nv left side began to pain me and
the pain got so severe at times that
suffered terribly with it. Visited three
doctors and each one wanted to operate
on me but | would not consent to an OPP
Grafton. | heard of the good Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound was
doing for others and l used several bot
ties of it with the result that l haven't
been bothered with my side since then.
am in good health and have two little
girls. Mrs. R. B. CHILD, Beatrice, Neb.
The Other Case.
Cary. Maine. -"I feel it a duty owe
to all suffering women to tell what Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound did
forme. One year ago l found myself
terrible sufferer. l had pains in both
@des and such soreness | could scarcely
straighten up at times. My back ached,
! had no appetite and was so nervous l
could not sleep, then would be so tired
mornings that | could scarcely get
around. 1t seemed almost impossible
to move or do a bit of work and l
thought l never would be any better
until submitted to an operation, but
my husband thought had better write
to you and l did so, stating my symp-
toms. l commenced taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
soon felt like new woman. / had no
pains, slept well, had good appetite and
could do almost all my own work for
family of four. l shall always feel that
| owe my good health to your Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. HAYWARD Sewers,
Cary, Maine.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26
Bowen, Chancey and Brouthers ar
easy. Runs @; Hits 0.
Here Is Where 1t Was Done.

Here Is Where 1t Was Done.
Seventh Inning: Eubanks singles
and goes to second when Dacey dishes
up pass to McLendon; Height singles
and Eubanks scores; Davenport walks;
Hall fans; Wilder hits into double
that retires side Runs /; Hits q
Manchester opens with single; Ut
ter lives on an error; Dacey singles
and base are full; Bernstein drives in
one with screaming single; Kuhlman
lives on error and Utter scores; Griffia
doubles and two tally; kaufman is out
on questionable decision at third; Bow
en- smashes one that gets away from
everybody for a freak home run. Chan
cey and Brouthers are easy. Runs 6
Hits 5.
Eighth Inning: The first three men
in batting order are easy. Runs O.;
Hits 0.
Manchester gets on by striking at a
bad one that catcher cannot get; he
goes to keystone ON Utter's sacrifice;
Dacey tripes and Dick scores; Bern
lstein fans, but catcher drops ball and
he is safe; Kuhlman hits into a dou.
bile
Ninth Inning: Eubanks walks but
Bernstein puts a crimp into the in
ming by pulling off spectacular dou-
BILE with the aid of Hal; Height singles
but Davenport is out, Red to Hal Runs
10; Hits 1.
Here is the box score:
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

Dick Utter will get a try-out with
Atlanta next spring. A telegram from
the Columbus Cotton States league
team was received today telling him
that he had been sold to Atlanta. TIE
price was not named. Utter will leave
Thursday for Valdosta, where he will
play in the post-season series with Otto
Jordan We do not know what ar
arrangements Otto has made to play Dick
for it was stated that new men could
not be added after last Monday, but
anyways Otto has wired Dick an offer
to perform in the worlds SERIES
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

An exchange says that August II
was a gala day for baseball. They go
on to point out how SO and so pitched
no-hit game, etc. We have referred
to our files and find that on that day
the directors of the Empire league
threw out contested game for us amt
we jumped from next to last into Sec
ond place. We also trounced Rip
Reagan and his bunch at the same
time.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

Summary-Stolen bases, Dacey; sac
rifice hits, Bernstein, Griffin, Utter,
Bowden, Hall; two base hits Bern
stein Eubanks Chancey Bowen, Kuht-
man; double plays, Dacey to Mani
chester to Griffin; Bernstein to Griffin
Hall to Eubanks; struck out, by d.
cey Z, by Wilder 5; base on balls, off
Dacey 10, off Wilder hit by pitcher,
McLendon by Dacey.
Time of game Las. Umpire, Gentle.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

Gentle was cheered by the grand
stand as he came into the lot yester-
day. Johnnie is one of the best in the
league, according to our way of think
ing. He makes his mistakes but, then
he tries hard to be fair to both sides.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26
FACTS, FIGURESAND FABLES FOR FANS
(BY QUIMBY MELTON.)

1t was one of those old-time school
house smuggling merry go-rounds yes
terday. The fans got a run for their
money in that game alright.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

Bones-What makes you so down
hearted?
Binks-My employees wife has en-
dowed another mission.
Bones-What of that?
Binks-Every time she does it the
old man cuts down our salaries to ger
even.-Boston Post.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

The local pitching staff will be boil
stored up for the post-season serbs
that is practically assured with Al
bany. A couple of the leagues finest
will be imported So Albany will have
no cinch after all
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

When the fool who rocked the boat
is on dry land he walks along the
crowded streets whirling a can and
smashing a few eyes and ears.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

There is one statement you may
make to a man and he will always
agree with you; it is that he is work.
inc too hard this hot weather
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

Well now, let's get busy planning
for next year. We're going to win d
couple of remnants just for fun and
gave a post-season series all by our
selves.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

Well, poor old Cordele will forget al.
about that Fourth of July victory if
we don't remind them of it a bit. Six
straights from them in a row, Dacey
is responsible for half of them, too.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

Chief Werner will not report to Al
bany until after the game Wednesday.
We wish the old boy all kinds OF
luck.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

Come ON out to the benefit tonight at
the Alcazar. The boys will appreciate
lit.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26
curs. Old Sores. Other Remedies Won't Cure.

The worst cases, no matter Of how long standing
are cured by the wonderful, old reliable DR..
Porter's Antiseptie Healing Oil. u relieves
Pain and Heals at the same time. 25., SOC, $loo
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

"Chancey is probably the best hitter
in the circuit. brunswick News.
That's music to our ears.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26

Il understand her husband is A
baseball umpire"
Yes. And it's great for her people.
81 suppose they get passes to all tn ;
games"
NO; it isn't that. But every time
they haven't anything else to do, one
of her relatives says, Let's go out "a
the ball park this afternoon and roast
Kitty's husband. Detroit Free Press
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-26
Empire League Results.

The Soulful Maid-Ah, if we could
but return to the days of romance
when knights were bold!
The Romantic Poet-Sure! Armor 8
the only clothing that won't wear
shiny and bag at the knees-Chicago
News.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-18
a TRIED AND PROVED GUARANTEE
Tone, Then Took 1t Back and Ask
ed for His Money and Got Ii

A man recently tried out the guar
antee which the Court Pharmacy gives
with every bottle of Dodson's Liver
Tone. He bought bottle and ther
went back TO the drugstore and said
the medicine hadn't helped him.
This druggist just reached into his
cash register and took out a half dol
lar, the price of the bottle of Liver
Tone and handed it back to the gem
tleman. But he didn't take the money.
He owned up that he was just trying
the guarantee and, as a matter of fact,
he had found Dodsons Liver Tone the
best remedy for constipation and hill
iousness he had ever tried why" he
said, my wife wouldn't be without a
bottle in the house for anything It's
the best thing in the world for the
whole family, and the medicine that /
prefer to take or to give to my child
rem for lazy liver.
The Court Pharmacy sells Dodson s
Liver Tone and guarantees it to start
the liver without violence. 1t is taxi
ing the place of ealomeI everywhere
II you buy a bottle and don't find this
pleasant-tasting vegetable liquid the
best thing to start lazy liver, he will
hand your money back with a
smile. Ad. No. TO-
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-18
SPEAKER PROTEIN SPENCER
Legislator to- brilliant Young
Man

The following speech was made by
Mr. Otis r. Parker. of st. Lucie county.
in nominating AR Edwin Spencer. Jr.
for speaker pro tenn of the Florida
House:
Mr.. Chairman, Marion county has
produced many good things, and many
good men.
am going TO place in nomination
for the important position of speaker
pro TEN Of this house young man who
was born and raised in Marion county,
who sir, step by step has hewn his own
road, and who has arisen 10 be one of
the foremost citizens and lawyers of
Marion county and of the state of Flor
ida; man Mr. chairman, who viii pre-
side over this House. when ii becomes
his duty to do so. with perfect impair
tiality and perfect fairness; a young
man whom to know is to like him and
say 10 YOU therefore. gentlemen of this
House. we cannot make any mistake
by electing Honorable Edwin Spencer
Jr, Marion county's favorite son. TO
that position. l offer him to YOU there
fore as Marion county's candidate, and
a young man whom this House will
take pride in as its speaker pro tenn.
l present TO YOU Honorable Edwin
Spencer of Marion county
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-18
OCALA, FLORIDA, FRIDAY, APRIL 49, 1913

by the department OF labor and who
shall after this act becomes law EN-
pioy in his factory other than citizens
OF the United States; and who shall
employ in his factory any person under
i6 years of age: and who shall permit
any female to work in his factory
longer than hours in any one day. or
AZ hours IN any one week: and who
shall permit any man TO work in his
factory. clerical work excepted. longer
than so hours IN any one week
Mr. LEngle says the only argument
in favor of a protective tariff that viii
hold water is that il is necessary TO
protect the American manufacturer in
order that ne may pay living wages to
American labor, and that under his
amendment. if ne pays the wages he
gets the protection, but If he does not
he refunds TO the government the ben
eft he receives from the protective
tariff through an internal revenue tax.
If a protective tariff is levied to pro-
tect American labor why let the manu-
facturer pocket the benefit of the
tariff. employ foreign labor. and pay
less than living wages? This amend
ment compels no one to exclusively
employ American labor TO pay living
wages. but it simply compels manufae
turers to either be honest with labor
or pay an equivalent to the protective
tariff they ask.
II L.Engle gets his amendment thru.
and there is no question but that all
the argument is in its favor, it will
have a wholesome effect in discourag-
ling the enormous immigration Of cheap
labor from Europe which increases
year after year, and is the most serious
menace TO American labor.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-18
q COMING BACK

The Great c. W Park Dramatic Co.
will return to our city ALL NEXT
WEEK for their annual engagement,
presenting high class society dramas
catchy musical comedies and real live
up-todate vaudeville between acts
Mr.. Park, who is personally conduct
ing this years tour, has gone to CON
siderable expense to play this engage
ment, and We feel safe in saying that
this grand old man who has grown
gray in the snow business, backed with
unlimited capital and years of exper-
ience. can offer the best in the amuse-
ment line to his many friends and pat
rons.
The show has been greatly enlarged,
scenery, costumes and electrical effects
being so blended as to make this NAM
moth tented theater dream of beauty
and magnifcence never before accom-
phshed by a travelling company of this
kind
Tie popular price of 10 cents to all
win prevail. aud performance will be
given at our regular show grounds on
North Main street, starting Monday,
| April 21st and ending April 26th, rain
or shine. Reserved seats 25 cents ex-
| ira
/ DON'T FORGET. ALL NEXT WEEK
--Adv fra and wky
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-18
cor NEXT TO THE GIANTS
Members of the New York Mae Hear
Their Team Roasted ON the boards
(New York Hera1d)

Members of the New York and Bos-
ton ball teams last night were guests
of Robert Hil1iard at the performance
of The Argyle Case" at the Criterion
Theater. They occupied the boxes and
some of the orchestra seats.
In the second act scene. laid in the
office of Asehe Keyton, the detective
whom Mr. Hilliard impersonates. call
er was announced.
What's your name?n asked Mr.. Hill
lard.
MIR Fam said Brandon Hurst.
What do you WANT
Il want TO know If you can tell me
some way that the New York Giants
can beat the Boston Nationals or AM
ericans.'
When the laughing ceased Mr.. Hill
lard said:
No. TIL be darned if do
Then you're bad detective"
And your New York ball team is
bad too
These sallies brought out much
laughter from the ball players. as vel
as the rest OF the audience.