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The midland journal., 1913-05-09
DelaM are College Summer School
Faculty.

.
DR.. George A. Harter. president of
Delaware College. named as director of
the Summer School for Delaware teachers.
TO be held at the college for five weeks.
beginning June 24, has secured the fol-
lowing faculty:
Courses to English. Professors w.
Owen Syphered and George E. Dutton;
mathematics. Professors Clarence A.
Short and Howard X. Preston; hygiene
and sanitation. DR.. Raymond c. Reed
animal llusbandry, Professor Harry
Hayward; horticulture, Professor Charles
A. McCue; agronomy. Professor Arthur
E. Grantham: physics, DIR. Harter and
Professor Koeber; and French and Ger
man. Professor E. Laurence Smith. all of
the Delaware College faculty; instructor
in agricultural methods, Professor F. E.
Baton. of the Manassas Agriculture High
School; instructor in pedagogy and school
management. DIR. Norman Cameron. of
the West Chester Normal School; instruc-
tor in primary methods. Miss Bessie c..
Devine. assistant superintendent of the
public schools Of Wilmington; instructor
in geography and history. Chester HI.
Ross. of the Wilmington Friends School.
and instructor in drawing and arts.
Ronald F. Downs. director of manual arts
in the Wilmington public schools.
The midland journal., 1913-05-09
DEATHS.
James Ruley.

James Ruley. one Of Cecil county's
Oldest residents died Monday at Earle
vile from stroke of paralysis, aged "a
y,ars.
The midland journal., 1913-05-09

Ready made dresses for ladies'. misses,
and children are now quite prominent
feature at Bufinston's.
The midland journal., 1913-05-09

Another shipment Of Ginghams and
Lawns now displayedaon center. counter.
at Bufzngton's.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
Dies in Electric
Chair for Murder.

Auburn, n. Y, Dec. 10.--Nelson
sharp of Monroe county. died in the
electric chair, today, for the murder of
Patrolman Frank Ford of the Roches-
ter police, May IS, 1912. The murder
er went unaided to his DEATH
In statement given out when he
was taken to the execution chamber,
Sharp admitted his guilt and profess
ed deep regret. Drink, he said, was
the cause of his killing Ford, to re-
store whom to life he said, he would
willingly die a hundred times. He
was for a time in the army.
Sharp had been addicted to the use
of intoxicants and occasionally drugs
and while in a frenzy started a row
in his boarding house. When Patrol
man Ford entered to learn the cause
Sharp shot him He also shot a civilian
before he was overpowered. The ci-
william recovered.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
ArO0stOOk Divorce
DEGREES Announced,

Houlton, Me, Dec. 10.-The Novem-
Der term of court has adjourned after
what was referred to by the prosecut-
ing officers as an epidemic of crime
Six respondents were sent to State
prison, IL to Jail and more than $1,000
was collected in liquor fines The in
determinate sentence now allowed by
the Maine laws was imposed upon
cases of criminal assault and attempt
ed criminal assault
Most of the convictions for violating
the liquor law were settled by pay
ments Of fines and costs. Collections
on all kinds of fines and costs for the
term will reach nearly s2500.
Divorce DEGREES We're granted in 81
cases, as follows: June H. Tompkins
from Henry Tompkins, Grace Mayo
from Ernest Mayo, Blanche p Grant
| from Ebenezer Grant, Bertha NJ Drake
from Ernest B. Drake, Lena Bonnell
from Charles S. BonneH, Minnie A.
Perry from Samuel P. Perry. Berthe A.
| Waugh from Ernest Waugh, Annie
| kimball from Sherman j. Kimball.
Leonard Bell from Gertrude Bell An
ME Beatrice Howard from George
Howard. Carey E. Shaw from Martha
B. Shaw, Winnie E. Morrill, from
Douglass C. Morrill,, Mary Lawlis from
William Lawlis. Catherine A Delong
from Garfield A. Delong, Ida Cormier
from Herbert Cormier. Mary Louise
St. Peter from Charles St. Peter Ruth
L. Coffin from Lloyd Coffin, Viola S.
Kinney from Joseph w. Kinney, John
j. Mcconnell from Carrie Mcconnell,
Elsie r. Terrii from Florence Terrill,
Marcus n. Leavitt from Hessie A.
Leavitt, Sidney S. Shea from Gertrude
L. Shea, George A. Gibson from Ger
trude L. Gibson, Viola Hargrove from
i Leonard Hargrove, Ella M. Langley
from Frank Langley, Rose e. shanks
from Wentworth Shanks. Marguerite
f. Gibson from James Gibson.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
Annual Mid-Winter Fair Of
UniversaIist Church.
Dr.. Gabriel Mcclure Gives a
Most Entertaining Lecture.
proIec. Of New $4,000 School
Building at Siandsiill.

Belfast, Me, Dec. 10.-(SpeciaD.--
Memorial hall was never more attrac-
tive than on the occasion of the an
nual mid-winter fair of the Universal
list. held, yesterday and today I'm
der the direction of Mrs. Charles
Bradbury, the decorations were very
prettily arranged. Red and green was
the color scheme, carried out with
masses of pine boughs, fir trees Poin-
settias and Christmas bells. In the
afternoon, the hall was thronged with
holiday shoppers for hundreds of gifts
for Christmas We're displayed on the
tables At the candy table, nearest
the door. Miss Florence Libbey and
Miss Valma Mitchell sold home made
candy; next was the fancy werk, pre-
sided over by Mrs. W. b. Woodbury.,
Mrs. Colby Rackcliff and Mrs. Leroy
Weber; the aprons We're sold by Mrs
Charles Crosby and Mrs. J. G. Paul;
Miss Maude Milliken sold Poincettias
and Christmas boxes; Mrs. A. a. Blair
presided at table ladden with dainty
toilet articles, the gift of Mrs George
E. Evans of New York, the articles
including many imported soaps, pow
ders, perfumes, etc; Miss Mildred
Randall sold mysteries from a hand
somely decorated Christmas tree, and
Mrs Clarence E. MeIntire served tea
An attractive program was arranged
later in the day.
DR.. Gabriel Reid Mcguire, the Irish
traveller, doctor and clergyman, who
after II years in darkest Africa. with
numherless hairbreadth escapes gave
last night in the Entertainment
Course, a most wonderful story of the
terrible heathenism and cruelty of tbs
barbarians.
Owing to circumstances the project
of building the new $4,000 schoolhouse
for Belfast is practically at stand
still and the outlook is not very bright
at present. This is unfortunate for the
city and it is ardently hoped that there
may be some way clear to build as
MANNED
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
WINTHROP.
Payson Tucker Hose Cos.
Annual Ball, Thurs, Jan. l.
The Literary Club Met, Tuesday,
With Mrs. W. 5. lngersoIl.
Schools viii Close, Dec. 10, for
KoIidays-.Personal Mention.

The annual concert and ball of Pay
son Tucker Hose Co. will be held, on
Jan. 1, at the town hall. Robert A
Baird is chairman of the committee
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Baker are WIS.,
iting in Corinna.
Peter Thaapum, Jr., has begun work
in the auditing department of the Bos-
ton & Maine Railroad.
Ralph C. Jackson has returned from
Boston, where he has been employed
in a drug store.
Mr.. and Mrs. Masters C. Edwards
and Miss Clarabell Smith have re-
turned from a short visit in Unity.
All schools in winthrop will close.
Dec. 10, for the Christmas vacation.
The Winthrop Literary Club met,
Tuesday evening, with Mrs. w. s. In
gersoll, 13 members being present.
Roll call was answered by miscella-
neous items. Review of Chapters IA
and Is was conducted by Mrs. H. E.
Foster. Magazine articles were read
by Mrs. L. r. Carleton, Mrs. H. E.
Foster and Miss Harriet Weston. The
club will meet, next week, with Mrs.
J. H. McIlroy.
F. C. Reed is employed at the F.
L. Hersey shoe store at Augusta as
shoe repairer.
S. L. Bonney returned Tuesday.
from a visit in Greene.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
HoO to Make
Better Cough Syrup than
You Can Buy
A Family supply, Saving SO
and Fully Guaranteed.

A full pint of cough syrup-as much
as you could buy for $2.50--ean easily
be made at home. You will find nothing
that takes hold of the ordinary cough
more quickly. usually conquering it in
side Of "a hours. Excellent, too, for
spasmodic Group, whooping cough, bron-
chial asthma and bronchitis.
Mix one. pint of granulated sugar with
u pint of warm water, and stir for
minutes. Put 21A ounces of Pinex fifty
cents WORTH in pint bottle, then add
the Sugar Syrup. 1t keeps perfectly.
Take a teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
This is just laxative enough to help
relieve a cough. Also stimulates the
appetite, which is usually upset by a
cough. The taste is pleasant.
The effect of pine and sugar syrup on
the infamed membranes is well known.
Pinex is most valuable concentrated
compound of Norway white pine extract,
rich in guaiacol and other natural
healing pine elements. Other prepara-
tions will not work in this combination.
This Pinex and Sugar Syrup remedy
has often been initiated, but the old sue
cessful mixture has never been equaled.
1t is now used in more homes than any
other cough remedy.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction,
or money promptly refunded, goes with
this preparation. Your druggist has
Pinex, or will get it for you. If not,
send to The Pinex Co.. TT. Wayne, Ind.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
School, to Inspire
Young Suffragettesss

Washington, Dec. 10.-Lectures on
subjects pertaining to the Suffrage
movement are daily being delivered at
the Suffrage school conducted here I'M
der the auspices of the Congressional
Union for Woman Suffrage. The stu
dents are young women, who aspire
to become active workers for the cause
and the lecturers are leaders in the
movement for the adoption of a Suf-
frage amendment to the Federal con-
stitution. Mr.. Sherman NJ. Booth of
Illinois is delivering a series of lee
lures on lobbying" She is outlin-
ing the methods employed in her state,
which succeed in obtaining a limited
franchise for women. Social purity
Field Campaigning, How to Hold
an Audience" street Meetings" are
other subjects in which the students
are instructed.
Among the teachers are DR.. Anna
Howard Shaw, president of the Ma
tional American Woman's Suffrage AS
scciation; Mrs. Frances NJ. Bjerkman
OF New York; Miss Alice Stone Black
we'll of Massachusetts,; Mrs. Thomas
Hepburn of Connecticut; Mrs. La
vinia Dock of New York; Mrs. Jessie
Hardy Stubs of Washington and DR..
Harvey w. Wiley of pure food fame.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11


~ something awful. They first
1MNA looked Ike little white Jumps
IA and then they began to foster
M - 81 and came to head. Tho
II burning and itching were SO
81 intense that / scratched till
= I made bleeding sores and
NS-S- they panied me very much.
1t seemed when my clothing
IL touched me that l would
scream. I could not sleep at night; would
turn and toss all night. 1 suffered torture.
1t seemed as though l should go frantic;
] did not seem TO care what happened;
did not care whether lived or not
II tried -, aud various other
soaps and ointments with no help. | did
not know what to do until friend told me
to use Cuticura Soap and Ointment. had
only used the Cusicura Soap and Ointment
q month when my hands and arms were all
better" (Signod) Mrs. Elizabeth B. Gustin.
Nov. /, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment do SO much
for poor compilations. red, rough hands. and
dry, thin and falling hair, and cost SO little.
that 1t Is almost criminal not to use them.
Sold everywhere. Sample of each mailed free.
with 32-p. book ON the skin and scalp. Ad-
dress postcard 'Cutlcura. Dept. r, Boston"
E5-Men who shave and shampoo with Gu
ticura Soap viii find it best for skin and scal4
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
SALTS IS FINE FOR
KIDNEYS, QUIT MEAT
Flush the Kidneys at Once When
Back Hurts or Bladder Bothers.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make mistake by
flushing the kidneys occasionally, says
q well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which clogs the kidney pores
so they sluggishly filter or strain only
part of the waste and poisons from
the blood, then you get sick. Nearly
all rheumatism, headaches, liver
trouble, nervousness, constipation,
dizziness, sleeplessness bladder disor-
ders come from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache in
the kidneys or your back hurts, or if
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at
tended by sensation of scalding, get
about four ounces of Jad Salts from
any reliable pharmacy and take a
tablespoonful in glass of water be-
fore breakfast for a few days and
your kidneys will then act fine. This
famous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia and mas been used for
generations to flush clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to activity, also
to neutralize the acids in urine SO it
no longer causes irritation, thus end
ing bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and can
not injure: makes a delightful effer-
vescent lithia- water drink which all
regular meat eaters should take now
and then to keep the kidneys clean
and the blood pure, thereby avoiding
serious kidney complications.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
SHOCKED THE JUDGE.
Quit Your Fighting, He Admonishes,
And Act Like Loving Sisters.

Butte, Mont, Dec. 10,-"For Gods
sake. women, quit your fighting and go
back to your meetings and try to act
IKE loving sisters" Police Judge
Thomas Bocher told several women
suffragists. who were on trial before
him. yesterday, on charge of dis
turbing the peace, when the two fac
tions clashed in an assembly hall and
the police were called in. The women
engaged in a hand-to-hand contest
over the possession of the gavel
Judge Bocher dismissed the case,
telling the defendants it would be use
less so far as any good to the commu-
nifty were concerned, to fine them, and
that he was thunderstruck that edu-
Gated and refined women of Butte
cannot meet in social sessions ithout
fighting."
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
WILLIAM DEERINC.
Founder Of Harvester Co.
Dies, Tuesday Night.
Was Born in South Paris, Me-,
April rs, 1926.
Figured Prominently In Business In
Portland..lli Some Time.

Miami, Fla, Dec 10.-William Deer
ing. founder of the Deering Harvester
Co, who fer some time has been i'll
here, died at late hour, last night.
Members of his immediate family were
with him at the time of his death.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
JOICE.

The home of Forrest Ware is under
quarantine on account of scarlet fever.
Mrs. Ware is reported to be very i'll.
Friends of Mrs. Charles Hi,ldreth, who
has veen very poorly since her return
from New York. will be glad to know
she is much improved in health.
The Kings Daughters will meet with
Mrs. Hildreth, Dec Is. A full attend
ance is much desired as they wish to get
the Christmas box ready to send. Dec.
10. 1t is hoped all will bring or send
their contribution for the box.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
BURNED AND ITCHED
SOME THING AWE Ill
Little PimpIes on Hands and Arms.
Began to Foster. Turned and
Tossed All Night. Suffered Tor
ture. Used Cuticura Soap and
Ointment a Month. Hands and
Arms All Better.

481 East 9TH St., South Boston. Mass. -
81 first noticed little pimplos on my hands
and arms and tkey burned and itched me
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11

William Deering was born at South
Paris, Me-, April 25, 1926, of a Puritan
family which was established in
America in 1854. His father was a man.
gave up the study of medicine to en-
ter a commercial life. In 1865, with
Seth Milliken, he formed, in Portland
Me-, the firm of Deering, Milliken &
Co, which became one of the largest
dry goods commission houses in the
country.
Visiting Chicago in 1870, Mr. Deer
acquaintance, became partners in SELL
ing agricultural machinery. With him
he formed the firm of Cannon &
Deering. Nine years later, Mr. Deer
ing became the sole owner of the bus
mess, which later engaged in the man.
ufacture of harvesters and other farm
implements at Plano Ill.
In 1874, the factory as moved to Chi
cago, here 5000 operatives are now en-
ployed. In 1902, the Deering interests
were merged with the International
Harvester Co.
Mr.. Deering admitted his two sons
and his sonin-law to partnership and
in 1901 ne retired from active work
passing a large part of each year at
his winter home.
The wealth of the founder of the har-
vester business is estimated at from
$50, 100000 to 50,00o00O
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
Pittston Granae.

Pittston Grange. p of H., No. 214, held
it's election of officers, last week. The
following were elected:
Master, Fred Wodell; overseer, Walter
chaplain, Mrs. Z. A. Lapham; secretary
Mrs. Mary Ripley; treasurer, E. A. Lap.
ham; steward, John Troop; assistant
steward, VIII Sparrow; lady assistant
Alice Scott Ceres, Mrs. Fred Wodell
Pomona, Mrs. Walter Scott; Flora, Mrs
John Whitmore; gatekeeper, George
Sparrow.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
Hard Colds.

People whose blood is pure are not
nearly so likely to take hard colds as
are others.
Physiology goes into the reason.
Hoods Sarsaparilla makes the blood
pure, causing healthy action of the
mucous membrane and giving
strength and tone to all the organs
and functions.
This great medicine RECEIVERS the
system after a cold, as no other does.
ADV.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11

The Oldest account of a. chimney
places it in Venice in 134T.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
HER 1O2nd BIRTHDAY.
Miss Annie Conant of Mansfield, CT,
Is Past 1o2nd Milestone.

Mansfield, Ct, Dec 10,-Miss Annie
Conant of this town, today. celebrated
her 1G2nd birthday. She Is in good
health physically and mentally and
daily busies herself about light house
hold tasks Among those from whom
she received congra tulations was Miss
Betsy Capron, a school girl friend and
neighbor. who Is also nearing the 102nd
year mark, having been born, Aug.
ae, 1912. Both are natives of Connecti-
cut.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-11
Christmas Gifts
at ROWell'S

We are making an extensive show
ing of standard Watches, Rings, Pen
dants, Cuff Buttons and rare jewelry
gift giving season. Correct designs.
Distinctive beauty and character. City
goods at country prices.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-09-26
Want CHANGE I'M
SElN1 A I ON
lnd others made addregseg.

and others made addresses.
The traction engine which wa
shipped here several days ago by the
West Virginia Gas Company 70 maui
the machinery to It's pump station
being built near Camden. proved too
light and horses had to % substi-
tuted.
A horse belonging to Richard
Marsh, Of Kitsonsiile, became fright
|ened near the electric light plant
and ran away demolishing the bug
81. A boy who was driving the an
imal jumped out and. escaped in
jury.
Wesley Brown and daughter, OF
Salem, are visiting relatives here.
They came here with Charles ]. Glib
son. Of yadis, who is Mr.. Browns
father-in-law.
The Rev. c. C. Lanham oficiated
Thursday morning at the Bailey
House at the marriage OF R. j. Nay
and Miss Luella Hetfner, both Of; Ro-
anOke.
T. j. Stewart, a well known rcon-
tractor and carpenter. cut the mid
die finger of his lett hand while
working with jointer Thursday.
Mrs. w. L. Yourex, of Richmond,
Va, is here on a visit. Her mother,
MRS. ANNA Moneypenny, VIII aceom-
pany her home.
The construction car of the trac-
ton company is expected to rezzii
Weston this afternoon. Track is be-
ing laid today across the bridge over
the West Fork river to lower Main
street. where a platform is to be-
constructed.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-09-26

WESTON. Sept. 26-Carr Bailey
has rented his farm near Hurst and
will hold a sale to dispose OF his
stock and farming implements pre-
paratory to moving to this city. He
was hero Thursday arranging for the
sale and looking for property.
The Odd Fellows picnic at Beech
wood Park Thursday was well at
tended and a big dinner, speaking
and music were features of the day.
Ira Robinson, OF Harrison county,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-09-26
WESTON
tarrelAL coRREsronprNer,

.osseoson soosoaonsaal
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-04

on horseback, in one of the fights in
Cuba
lis it a good pieture?" he was asked
"Ye-es." he replied it's all right
except that I never had a sword and /
didn't ride a horse. Otherwise it's all
right"
Pretty Waitress--What makes you
look so miserable. sir?
Customer-Why. to tell YOU the truth,
the wife ran away last night.
Pretty Waitress shouldn't take on
about that II I were you.
Customer don't; but she came
back again this morning
King-How did you make your wife's
acquaintance
Btng--I ran over her with my mo-
tor car. The courts decreed that l
should pay her fifteen thousand dol
lars damages, but thought it was
cheaper to marry her.
Mrs. Nagget-OhNyou make me tired!
You're forever trying to give the inn
preston that you're a martyr. l sup
pose you want everybody to think that
you suffer In silence, because
Mr. Nagget--No suffer in the per-
petuaI absence Of silence A little ST.
Ience occasionally would he a positive
pleasure to me
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-04
My Lady F air
BY FREDERICK MANNING.

w HEN . @S lady climbs The
From the wet, surf beaten
sands.
Loosening her cloak of hair
with her slender. foam white
hands,
An my heart cries out in me
What fair things God maketh be!
Praise her white. and red, and gold:
Praise her lips. made sweet by
mirth
Her grave eyes that dreaming hold
Tears. which tremble ere their
birth,
Yet what song shall snare the feet
or white dawn upon the wheat?
Surely all earth's changing grace.
Starry waters. starry skies,
Fallen in some fiower-loved place.
Speak such peace as speak her
eyes.
There earth's restless wonders are
Cilassod as waters glass a star.
When Hpy lady climbs tine stair
Every wandering golden tress
Streameth out upon the air
Like q flame for loveliuess
And 10 my heart cries out IN me
What fair things God makath be.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-04

We'll, boy, what do you know? Can
you write a business letter? Can you
do sums?"
Please, sir said the applicant for
job I'VE didn't go in very much for
those studies at our school But I'm
fine on beadwork and clay modelling. -
What" asked the very young per-
son, SIS your idea Of a dude?"
"A dude" answered the observer of
things is a young gentleman who
tries to behave in "a ladylike manner"
The Actor Man (modestly) a
matter of fact could show you letters
from r-ladies in--er-almost every
place in which I have appeared.
The Sport with conviction) Land
ladies ] suppose?
A coster and his bride stood before
the rector of the red church" in Beth
nal Green, London, mutually plighting
their troth in marriage.
The bride hesitated to repeat the
| phrase "and obey"
You must say it" said the clergy
man
After moments pause the coster
interviewed Go on, guv-nor! I can
make 'er!"
New York Judge-Pat, / didn't think
you would hit little man like that.
Pat-Suppose he called you an Irish
slob?
Judge-But I'm not an freshman.
Pat-suppose he called you a Dutch
siobg
Judge But I'm not a Dutchman
Pat-WelI, suppose he called you the
kind of a slob that YOU are?
Returned Fighter-And as was
being carried away in the ammunition
wagon T.
Listener-Dont YOU mean the ambu-
lance wagon?
Returned Ffghter-No. sir. was so
fun Of bullets they put me in the ana
muniuon wagon
"Bikius has just returned.
Where has he been ."
ITO Monte Carlo. to win enough to
pay his wedding expenses"
And the Wedding"
Has been postponed for two years"
Visitor-Thats the village doctor
isn't it2
Native-Yee
Visitors he good doctor?
Native-Oh, he's all right IL youy,
got a strong constitution.
Have you heard how young Wilkins
got shot7' Stevens asked
Got shot? No" exclaimed his com
panion How did he get shot"
He bought them. of course"
Ethel-Jack Huggard told mt d Ions
story last night.
Kitty-Is he an interesting storl
telIer2
Ethel should say so. He held his
audience from start TO finish,