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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

called and Mr.. Lee is now recovering
rapidly.
Miss Schmidt, trained nurse OF
New orleans. is spending awhile here.
Mr.. A. F. Ware and sister, Pearl,
from Magee, were recent social visi-
tors to Mr.. Raba Phillips
Mrs. Jack Haney and baby, OF Hat
tiesburg, who have been resting here
for few days, have returned home.
Mr.. will Easterling and wife, of
Sumrall, are visiting his father, Mr..
Sim Easterling.
Mr.. Steele left today for visit to
his mother in Florida.
Master Ward Lewis, of Prentiss, Is
visiting his grandmother, Mrs. Edmon-
son.
Mr.. T. r. Phillips has returned from
a few days visit to Clyde. Miss.
Mr.. w. ]. Bass and wife, of Hatties
burg. are spending few days at the
I Springs for their health.
y Mr.. WILDER Rawls, of McLaurin, Il
resting here awhile. He is just recov
J, ering from a broken ankle.
!. Miss Rosa Matthews is organist 10
Rev. Davis in a protracted meeting
o near Lumberton.
l. Messrs. ]. c. Hudson and Hardy To
bert are representatives to the Farm
ID ers' Institute at the A. & M. this weel
S. Our people are progressive for the
e. have put in a dipping vat at Mr.. j.
y, Hudson's and large bridge acro'
Big creek, near Mr.. Easterling's.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
CHURCH SOCIETIES.

The Woman's Missionary Society OF
the Court Street Methodist church will
meet on Tuesday afternoon at 4:3o, at
the church, the day having been
changed on account of Monday being
Labor Day.
Owing to Monday, Sept. 1st being
Labor Day, there will be no meeting
of the Lydian Circle Of the Main
Street Methodist church and the meet
ing will be held instead, on the follow
ing Monday, Sept sth, with Miss Ethel
Turner.
The Woman's Missionary Society of
the Main Street Methodist church will
not meet on the regular day, Monday
but will meet the next day, Tuesday
at 4 o'clock, in the missionary room
Of the church.
The Ladies' Aid of the First Presby
terrain church viii meet Monday at
ternoon at $3.50 o'clock, Sept. Sth, AM
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
HARVEY ITEMS.

Misses Eunice Pickle, Bessie and
Mamie Mathis, of Petal, were guests |
recently of Misses Carrie Jean and
Thelma Evans. i
Mrs. w. L. .odom and Mrs. G.. w.
Farmer were guests recently Of the
formers daughter, Mrs. H. B. Wright.
Mr. and Mrs. Sam Harper are ex-
pected home Saturday from Newton,
where they have been visiting friends
and relatives. -.
Miss Dicey Myrick returned home
Monday from Philadelphia, where she
has been visiting for the past two
weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Meals have returned
to their home in Louisville, KY, after
a short visit to the lat er's father, Mr.
G. w. Purcell.
Mr. Smith has returned to Beau
mont, Tex, after a few days visit
here with Mr.. and Mrs Smith.
Mrs Covington, of Meridian, Is the
guest of Mrs. Matt Haywood, thi
week.
Misses Carrie and Sadie Russell re
, turned home Monday from tw
weeks visit to friends in Magee an
Mendenhall.
Mrs. Rogers and children have re
turned to their home in Quitman, afte
a short visit here to her sister, Mrs
Holster.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mack Pursell and chi
dren, of Foley, are visiting friend
and relatives here this week.
Mr.. Green Neal is visiting friend
:, in Philadelphia this week.
= Mrs. ]. O. Mckinney and childre
have returned from Epley. Miss Do
ly Chappell accompanied them hon
for few days visit.
= Mr.. and Mrs. Thornton have r
turned from few days visit to FRIEND
!, in Newton.
:. Miss Eldeane Hogan, of Richbur
: is visiting Miss Ethel Hogan this wee
II Mr.. 8. s. Baker is able to be o.
" again, after severe attack Of blot
poison.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
PETAL ITEMS.


Mrs. Warren Upton had as her guest
this week, Mrs. MCGEE, of Richton,
Miss.
Mrs. Thelma Allen, of New Orleans,
La, is visiting her niece, Mrs. H. A
Burke.
Mrs. ]. B. Shirley was called to
Meridian this week by the serious ill
ness of her father, Mrs. Bynum.
After visit to her father and
mother, Judge and Mrs. A. Odom, Mrs
Emma Quick and children have re
turned to their home in Seminary
| Miss.
Mrs. w. A. Dozier and children, o
New Orleans, are visiting Mrs. E. z
Butler.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
The News will observe Labor Day
and will not issue a paper Monday.
RACE MEETING IN MONTANA.

Great Falls, Mont, Aug. 30.-A four
teen-day race meeting was inaugurat-
ed here today under conditions that
promise two weeks of excellent sport.
The meeting is conducted under the
auspices of the Northern Montana
Racing Association. Many of the best
horses seen recently at Butte and An
aconda are here. .lH
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
RAwLs SPRINGS.

Heat and dry weather are about to
knock us out. 'Twould, were it not
for the great supply of shade and cool
water.
Rev. ]. N. McMillin and family, of
Hattiesburg, left for their home Mon
day.
Mr. T. S. Jackson's family, of Hat
tiesburg, are still enjoying the springs.
Mrs. Jackson seems somewhat i'm
proved now.
Mr.. Cooper Mangrum and sister-in-
law, from Magee, spent a few days
here recently.
Mrs. F. F. Phillips and children, OF
Amarillo, Tex, left yesterday to visit
friends in Hattiesburg. They will
leave for their home next Tuesday.
Little Miss Lottie Thatch fell from
swing this morning and fractured
her arm. The Doctors Donald were
called and gave immediate surgical at
tention-
Misses Ida Baylis and Mamie
Knight, of Eatonville. were social visi
tors to Miss Myrta Edmonson Wednes
day.
The family of Mr.. T. L. Lee, of Lau
rel, boarding at Mr.. N. L. Phillips
home. were shocked Sunday mornin
by Mr.. Lee having sudden Sigh
stroke of paralysis, DR.. Turner wa
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
LEWIS AND EMS
Continued From Page One.)

eral days, attended the hearing al Pur-
Wis Friday and have all returned to
their homes in Alabama
1t is learned on good authority that
there is no probability of Henry EMS
being implicated under the Indictment
found by the Federal grand jury, joint
" against Lewis and the Enises. It
is said that his release without hear
ing is highly probable
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

all the members are asked to attend
this first meeting of the fall months.
The intention had been to meet on
Sept. 1st but that being Labor Day,
the meeting has been set for Sept. Sth,
the following Monday.
I.
The Young Ladies' Auxiliary OF the
Main Street Baptist church, which had
been announced to meet on Monday
afternoon with Mrs. Arthur v. Hays
on account of Labor Day. will meet
instead, on Tuesday afternoon, at
O'Clock. at the home of Mrs. Arthur
". Hays, on Main street
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UNITED STATES
Continued from Page One.)

ton.
Officials here viewed the situation
more brightly because of the fiotation
of a 10000, O0o-peso loan. which was
taken by three local banks, the Ma
tional, the Bank of Landon and Next
CO and the Banco de Concrete y In
dustria.
The exodus of Americans from the |
capital on account Of President VIII |
sons warning to them to leave the
= country was greater Friday than on
! Thursday, but not so great as had
been anticipated, since many Ameri-
cans took the attitude that there was
no reason for them to get out unless
intervention was a certainty. Many
persons appeared inclined to doubt the
, Judgment of the Washington admins
tration in its statement that the fight
ing would become sharper as a result
of cutting off of the supplies of ammu-
milton. These persons seemed to be-
e lieve that the increased difficulty OF
both sides in obtaining ammunition
would result in less active operations
: and therefore reduce the danger tc
Americans.
Ask About Warning.
% Many Americans sent private tele
grams to friends in Washington in ar
: effort to get more specific information
U concerning President Wilson's warn
u ing. A large number of big corpora
tions employing Americans in various
T. outlaying points in the republic ar
IT preplexed as to what instructions the,
g. shall deliver to their men, since tn
carrying out of President Wilson's II
IL structions would mean a complete ces
Is sation of their operations.
Consul Gen. Shanklin's office agai
Is today was beseiged by anxious Amer
cans, the majority of whom sought IL
an formation regarding the President
d. warning. A large number of then
ne however, availed themselves of the o.
portunity to secure from the cons'
e general transportation to the Unite
US States.
In the opinion of the leading SPANS
e, newspapers here President Wilson's a
*. titude toward Huerta has greatly i
ut creased the chances Of Huerta becor
Cd ing next President of Mexico.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

ing, was hurried from the Sulphur jail
last night to the more secure prison
at the nearby town of Norman when
mob violence was threatened.
Lindsay, it is alleged, opened FIRE ON
Schenck with a shotgun when the edi-
tor refused to "eat" a copy OF his
paper which contained adverse edito-
rial comment concerning Lindsay.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

trimmed with handmade Irish point I
lace, and the veil of Illusion was
caught to her hair with orange bios
SONS. A shower bouquet of white
roses was carried.
Mr. and Mrs. Conner left later for
Ashville and Washington, d C., the
latter wearing a travelling suit of tail
ored light gray. trimmed with green,
and gray hat, shoes and gloves.
On their return, after the 21st of
September they will be at home with
the grooms mother, Mrs. NJ. E. Con-
ner, on Sixth avenue.
The bride, who is the niece of Mr..
and Mrs. Walter v. Price, of Macon,
Miss, is well known in educational
circles of the state, having been a
member of the faculties of two state
institutions, the Industrial Institute
and College, of Columbus, Miss, and
for the past year the Mississippi Nor
! NAL, at Hattiesburg, while Mr.. Conner
/ is a prominent business man of this
city, being secretary of the Hatties.
burg Grocery Company. +'
Among the out-of-town guests at the
wedding were Dr. and Mrs. Heard, o.
e Jacksonville, Fla, uncle and aunt o.
t bride; Rev w. E. Faust, of Huntsville
!, Ala, cousin of the bride; Miss Mar!
Stokes, of Columbus, Miss; Miss Luc,
/. Conner and Mr.. John T. Conner, siste
@ and brother of the groom; Messrs.
IS S. Turner, H. S. Hagerty and Chas. +
D. Ames, of Hattiesburg, B. D. Turne
of Montgomery, Ala; Miss Sadi
te Chiles. of Starkville, Miss.
ID i. i. =
g Thaddeus Ryan's Birthday Party.
c. Master Thaddus Ryan was II
guest of honor at birthday party
~ the home of his parents, Mr.. and Mr.
n. T. M. Ryan, on Laurel avenue, on h
ce fourth birthday.
go - A number of childish games we
,ff played, the favorite being feeding t
nd chicken" each of the guests trying
I'll pin the paper worm in the CHECKER
on mouth.
"a. The prizes, box of candy and pc
on gun, were won by Emily Hemeter a
tt, Malcolm Dixon.
ur. The dining room was decorat
,ir with festoons of red and green ere
,ey paper extending from the chandeli
Ne. to the corners of the room and tai
md Vases of red and white flowers We
OFT used and the table centerpiece was
large birthday cake, holding II
lighted candles. Orange sherbet, W
block cake and fruit, was served.
on. Those present were, besides Tn
Ter, deus Ryan, William and Donald Han
iay Amrell Jordan, Mary Ann Moore, E
at " and Myra Hemeter, Dorothy
UNI Mary Kathleen Neville' rlorehce
3 ell, Eileen Connors, Alma and Evol
Chapman, Florence OBrien, Charlie
18th Fields, Mary Claire Ryan, Annie
of Crawford, of Laurel Malcolm Din
Lawrence Neville, Chester and j.
les. O'Brien, Johnnie Bennett and n
ON. danes II. p. Dixon, ]. A. Scham'
ON, B. D. Moore, Robt Field and T.
1on- Ryan.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

When friendships are real, they are
not glass threads or frost work, but
the solidest things We can know
Emerson.
-t+|
Mrs. d. G. Mohler, of Gulfport, is
the guest of Mrs. ]. D. Donald.
+
Misses Lucille and Modesto Shinn, OF
Laurel. are visiting Miss Kathleen
Sparkman.
.f+i
Miss Anna Virginia Williams, of Me-
ridian, Is the guest of her aunt Mrs
e. L. Robins.
i. :.
Miss Laura O'Briant returned FRI
day from visit to her brother, Mr.
Jim OBriant, in Meridian.
=. -
Miss Frances Ferguson will leave on
Sept. 10th for Brenau College ana
Conservatory of Music to continue her
studies,
!. i. !.
Mrs. David Farley and children
have returned after an extended stay
in Meridian and are located at So'
Main street.
!. I. I.
Misses Beulah Schmulen and Vivian
Mayer, of Franklin, La, have returned
home, after visit to Mrs. LANAI
Russell. on Walnut street.
+ + i.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. Emmett Mclnnl
and family and Mr.. and Mrs. F. W
Foote and family motored to Gulfpor
today to spend the weekend.
p Misses Rosa Lee Hartzog and 70
McDuff are expected home tonigf
from a visit to relatives in Canto'
Cotton and jackson, Miss,
$50
., Mrs. L. L. Major and Master Robe
MaAOT lett tOuhy AOh o. "SSC-0. -
"" ia reaatives and friends tn Bingham
ton. n. z, Scranton. Penn. and oth'
cities.
j. 80
Hattiesburg Chapter, United Daug
ters Of the Confederacy. will hold l
regular monthly business meetil
Tuesday afternoon, at $3.50, at Hot
Hattiesburg.
i. 81
Miss Lucy Conner, Mr.. John T. &c
ner, Messrs. ]. S. Turner, H. S. Hag'
ty and Chas. F. Ames returned Frid
from Macon, Miss, where they went
attend the Conner-Faust wedding
i. 4
Miss Sophronia Hyde returned
Poplarville Friday, after a weeks VI
tn friends. Miss Hyde will return
the fifteenth and open her studio
piano and voice instruction at
Main street
!. 4. +.
Miss Ethel Powe is giving mi
Gale this afternoon at her home
Mcleod street, in honor Of one of
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
KILLS EDITOR AND
MAY BE LYNcHED.

Sulphur, Okla, Aug. So. Y.
Schenck, editor of the Sulphur Demo
crat, was shot and killed here Friday,
and John Lindsay, former treasurer OF
Murray county, charged with the kill
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

London society has been agitated by
the announcement of the engagement
of Miss Sybil Rachel Betty Cecile Sas-
soon, a beautiful Jewess, to the Earl
Of Rocksavage. The British nobility
has held aloft from such mixed mar
riages and they have been very rare,
but the Earl of Rocksayage stands SO
high in noble society that his bride
will doubtless be received.
She is the daughter of Sir Edward
Sassoon, who has been knighted. He
was a member of parliament from
Hythe. Her brother, Sir Philip Sas
soon, succeeded his father as mem
Der of parliament from the same con
stituency. Miss Sassoon is only nine
teen years old; and the earl is thirty
He is the elder son of the Marques o.
Cholmondeley. He served In thu
South African war.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

Take a dose of Prickiy Ash eitters
at night when you go to bed and you
will feel bright and vigorous next
morning. 1t will insure you copious
and healthy passage of the bowels, i'm
proved appetite and digestion and In
creased energy OF body and brain.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
THOUGHTS FOR rHE DAY.

The knowledge which a man can use
is the only real knowledge, the only
knowledge which has life and growth
in it. and converts itself into practi-
cas power-James Anthony ,Froude.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

pupils, Miss Edith Naylor, who Will
leave Tuesday for the Cincinnati Con-
servatory of Music to continue her
musical studies. The guests include
the older pupils of Miss Powe's music
class and a few of Miss MAYORS
friends from the younger unmarried
set.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

The News Will observe Labor Day
and will. not issue a paper Monday.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
Miss Temple Entertains
HaknAl QAt

+ 81 |
Miss Temple Entertains
School Set.
Miss Marie Temple entertained the
Younger school set Friday evening at
the home Of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs
w. s. Temple. on West Pine street,
Miss Gladys Dantzler, of Florida,
presided at the punch table on the
veranda, and there were nine tables
in the parlor. dining room and recep-
ton hall, where bunco was played.
A color scheme of pink and white
was used, the ices and cake served
after the games, being of these hues.
Mrs. Matte Dantzler, of Florida, as
sisted Mrs. Temple in serving.
Those playing were Misses Mary
Neal and George Denham, Grace High
tower and Thomas Ferguson, Grace
Woodley and Dixon Turner, Hortense
Hayle and Paul Batson, Nell McDuff
and Louis Smith, Clarine Wall and
Ernest Nixon, Bobbie Haney and VIII
Tatum, Laura Burnside and Carson
Miles, Frances Rocker and Frank Ia
tum, Mamie Gotten and Spurgeor
Lane, Louise Mayson and Dan Barrett
Edwina McSwain and Spurgeon Tur
ner, Ruth Curtis and Gordon st. Clair
, Louise Oliver, of Slidell, and Chaunce!
Camp, Anna Virginia Williams, of Me
ridian, and Pettigrew Caperton ant
4 Messrs. Austin Ferrill, Joe Bennett
! rand Will Temple,
r
conner-Faust.
Miss Annie Irby Faust of Macor
S Miss, and Mr.. James Sidney Conner
:. of this city, we're married Thursda
t afternoon in the Methodist church a
Macon, in the presence of a large nun
Der of friends and relatives at
70 o'clock.
IT The church was decorated wit
n, quantities of ferns and garlands I
southern smilax.
Messrs. H. s. Hagerty, of Hattie
TT burg, and B. D. Turner, Of Montgor
1t cry, the latter a cousin Of the groor
n acted as ushers. and MT. John T. Co
or ner, of Hattiesburg, was best man fl
his brother.
Rev w. f. Faust, of Huntsvill
h Ala, a cousin of the bride, perform'
is the ceremony and another cousin, N
az w. e. Stokes, of Macon, gave her in
ei the keeping of the groom.
Miss Mary R. Price, of Macon,
cousin of the bride, was maid of hone
IN wearing white crepe wolfe over sati
err en- traine. Pink trimmings finish
ay her white hat and she carried pi
to roses.
Two flower girls, the brid'
small cousins, Julia and Mary s
to Stokes, of Macon, and the little ril
sit bearer, Augusta Bright Price, We
on white lingerie frocks, slippers q
for sashes, little Miss Price carrying
$50 ring in a bouquet of white roses.
Mendelssohn's wedding march v
played for the professional by N
usi- Ida Miller, of Macon.
on The brides wedding gown was
her white crepe meteor, with long trs
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

Wilson Goes to Summer Home.
Washington, Aug. 30.--President
Wilson left Friday for his summer
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30
SEVERE PUNISHMENT
OF Mrs. ChappeIl, Of Five Years
Standing, Relieved by Cardui.

Mt. Airy, N. C.-MrS. Sarah M. Chap
pell of this town, says: 81 suffered for
five years with womanly troubles, also
stomach troubles, and my punish nent
was more than any one could tell.
tried most every kind OF medicine,
but none did me any good.
read one day about Cardui, the wo:
mans tonic, arr decided TO try it.
had not take about six bottles until
| was Al ed. II did me more
good other medicines had
an asking me why |
nd told them about
re now taking it."
adler, suffer from any
to womanly trouble,
backache, sideache,
that everlastingly tired
you TO give Cardui a
-. 4sS Z &. N..iident ii will help you,
'l.AaEi = 's7 lion other women in
".
ID. Vi to-day. You
| dhiggists.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-08-30

"A young man idle, an old man
needy.-Selected.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-13
The Worlds Almanac.

Packed within the s32 pages of The World Almanac and Encyclopedia for tst3 Is a vast compendium Of useful knowledge, remarkably inclusive in it's scope and at the same time generous As to detail It is a printed information bureau which answers the thousands ef questions raised every day in home, cfnce, and even in school, bearing on political historic, scientific, legal, com- mercial and other subjects. It is a tabloid reference library condensed in one volume. yet so generously yielding Information thatyit corresponds to a 1i- brsry comprising hundreds of voll1m es. What is the question in your mind :? The index gives you the subject and tn less than a minute the page Is open before you and your answer is there. Of convenient size-it can be carried in the coat pocket-it is invaluable to the man who needs a reference library within hands reach to broaden not only his knowledge of general affairs, but also his field of usefulness and general efficiency. It is not only re- hinder, but an educator as we'll It Is 6 ready-made memory and an author ttsy of the last word. It Is compact, It ts complete. it Is comprehensive. It B q big-ffttle book.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-13
THE AUDITORIUM
Offers Three Good Acts and Special
 Picture Programme.

While there is no special headliner on the Auditorium programme, the three acts are so evenly balanced today that 1t is hard to pick the best Davett and Duval have one funny act: it is a sketch; it is different from any sketch that has played here this season. The plot hinges on a disgusted actor who has gone broke trying to break into vaudeville, and his wife. who is hold ing out, living on hope. The title of the sketch Is Holding Out, but there will be no holding out on laughs when this act is on. Fred and Annie Pelot, the juggling jol1ers. have an act that combines slSilful juggling and bright comedy They are jugglers with an unusual lot of talent and their ability to spring jokes in the most difficult part of their tricks makes their offer ing all the more interesting. MT Pelot will also demonstrate the art of pitch ing ball. and if you want to know how to throw any particular kind of curve. just ask Fred Pe1ot. Coffnnan & Carroll, the mulatto and the coon, have an act that consists of some singing. some dancing and much com edy. These clever people are not col ored folks. but are such clever deiin- eators of the colored race that the de- ceptton is almost perfect.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-13
HuMOR OF THE DAY

i He-Do you believe in kissing2. 1 She-I don't approve of kissing ohEl- dren-Jack O Lantern l tBut, Michael, what are you doing in | those large shoes?" | Growing into them, teacher.~-Meg- gendorfer Blaetter. "The hired man fell of the fence l down in the meadow just now" Had he hit the ground when you 1 Ileft?'-Louisvf1le Courier-JournaL "Has Agnes achieved popularity in her suburban home 'rYes; sho keeps her doors w4de open and her mouth tight shut. life. Ted-If you make love to that girl, you'd better look out for her big
 Ned-n there's ,any trouble, it's more likely to be caused by her little brother. Judge
 What's Mrs. Wombat abusing the government for now 7''
 ~Seems they wouldn't let her send a gallon of ice cream by parcel post.7 |-Pittsburgh Post.
 She-You know my dear Julius
 He-Ju1ius? You meant to say Karl didn't you?
 she2oh. how silly of mel thought this was ednesdayI-Punch Bowl
 Say, Bin. wot's 8 pedigree? ?''
 Same as hydrophoby, guess.''
 "Hydrophoby, not11in'i You're way off
 well. it's somehn dogs have. any, way."-Boston Transcript.
 What are you thinking about dar- ling?''
 Nothing
 '.So was L It's wonderful the sym pathy between two loving hearts. t- Fflegende Blaetter.
 T don't understand why my watch will not go." said Stay7ate. I'm sure it's wound upts
 Dear me- yawned his hostess, look ing toward the clock. what an odd coincfdencel"-St.L Louis Post-DiSpatch.
 Mrs Yeaste-I see it is said that throughout her wedding day the Ko- rean bride is bound to remain mute.
 MT. Yeast-No wonder the Korean bridegroom looks upon his wedding day as one of the hRppiest in his life. -Yonkers' Statesman.
 'fWhat are you worried about? ?"
 'I am not worried" answered Mir. Meekton, ''only puzzled. What I can't understand is why woman will march four miles in suffragette parade and require a taxicab to travel four blocks on a shopping gu1p.s'-Washington Star.
 "I hope you are following my in structions carefully, Sandy-the pills three times a day, and a drop of Ehis- ky at bedtime"
 'fWeel, sir, may be a wee bit be- hind wi the pills. but I'm about six weeks in front wi the whisky."-The Tatler.