The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-05-09


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Hazers at Annapolis are to be jailed,
in spite of the long entertained belief
that course in assault and battery is
useful for military and naval men.
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China has borrowed $125,OOO,O0O
That will go little way towards pay
ing the river and harbor bill
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The trolley cars are said to be the
the poor mans automobile, but there
isn't the satisfaction of making the
public jump quite as fast as with the
other kind.
1t is useless to think of getting the
tariff bill through congress until they
provide some settled hot weather.
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The one thing that seems to bother
Bill Haywood is not getting arrested.
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From the way Congressman Sisson
feels about the immnence of Jap war.
it would seem good judgment for him
to put his shooting irons under his pill
low before retiring to rest.
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Many women do not care for gowns
that button in the back, but they real
ize that the Old Mans usual job of
buttoning them has valuable disciplin-
airy effect.
One that has the feeling that the
new English ambassador, Sir Cecil
Spring Rice, rather enjoys writing out
good fat name, and wouldn't object
to autograph albums.
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These yellow newspaper editors
who are urging on war with Japan
might not be willing to enlist, but
probably they would take offices in
uhe war department
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It's long way from the home plate
to the left field fence.
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Carl Hagenbeck was great wild
animal man, but he never succeeded
in capturing any Suffragettes.
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It is not true that the attendants
at the D. A. R. convention are given
rain checks if no fight comes off, as
no such contingency ever happens.
Joseph Choate wants the newspa-
pers to cut out crime headlines. No
doubt it ought to be done, but it will
be some time before the public will
buy the papers for the Sunday school
lesson notes.
The present aeroplane fleet of the
United States might be able to cope
with Uruguay, but probably Servia
could put it over US
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They are now planting 100000
fish in the Great Lakes. Murray for
a crop that doesn't have to be hoed.
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Over in Belgium they have quit
working to get the suffrage, while ov-
er here they won't quit working to ex-
ercise it.
When a boy gets up to the sixth
grade he learns that Father is the
only member of the family who ap-
preciates the true significance of his
having caught fly.
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The sergeant at arms may not be
able to compel the congressman to
come to Washington, but good ball
team will.
When housekeeping has removed
your shaving mug from the washstand
to the shelf, it is much easier to have
your wife come up and find it than to
look around yourself.
4 X X
Having transferred his bill from his
pocket to some committees dustiest
pigeon hole. the new congressman
feels that he is already doing things
4 4 4
Father usually observers Cleanup"
day, by clearing out in good season.
4 4 4
An EFFORT is goin to be made to stop
having Swivel chair" navy. Never
theless, the aforesaid article of fur
niture If very convenient with
typewriter, which is the leading en-
CINE of modern warfare.
4 4 4
This 50 minimum wage law would
protect the future of the Congre ssmen
when they get through with their
present jobs.