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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
IT'S A MISTAKE
Made BY Many Salt Lake City Resi-.
dents

Many people in a misguided effort
to get rid of kidney baekache, RELY on
plasters. liniments and other make
shifts. The right remedy is kidney
treatment and a remarkably recon-
mended kidney medicine is Doan IS Kid
ney Pills. Salt Lake City is no cxcep-
ton.
The proof is at your very door. The
following is an experience typical Of
the work of Doan's s Kidney Pills in
Salt Lake City:
Miss NJ Watson, 55s South Fourth
West street, Salt Lake City, Utah,
says: GA strain. caused by lifting one
of the family while sick, was respong-
,ble for my trouble. | suffered occa-
sicnally from pains across my back, di-
rcetly over my kidneys. While these
spells were present | used Doan's Kid
pey Pills. procured at Schramm. John
son S Drug Stores. A few doses is all
] have to take before T am relieved.
DoaD 8 Kidney Pills always has nv
praise and l gladly confirm this state.
ment.'
For sale at Schramm- Johnson, Drugs,
Five Stores, Salt Lake City, Utah, and
by all dealers. Price soc,
Foster -Milburn Co.. Buffalo. New
York, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan 's-and
take no other
advertisements
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Salt Lake Statistics
Marriage Licenses,

John F. cashen. Elko New. and Iona Wing.
Calicnto. New
II G. Frost and Bertha Webster. both o., Salt
Lake.
Joseph G. Slight aud Mary Pepper. both Of Salt
Lake.
Charles wapkmiller and Marie Boston. both OF
Salt Lake
Ralph Nelson and Hewra Neibon. both of Salt
Lake.
Simon NJ. Mckinney and Nellie shlpp. both Of
Salt Lake.
Farley Burnham. Midvals and Laura Anderson,
Sandy,
Oswald c. stcimitz Berkeley. Calf. apd Emily
Pfister. Salt Lnke.
Charles NJ Douglas. Chicago and Allie oliver.
Denver.
oliver ]. sorensen and Bessie Roach both Of
Salt Lake.
H. g. Pullman Hepburn, Idaho. and Marie
Rasmussen. Salt Lake.
AleIuudcr NJ. Quion. Pocntelo Idaho. and
Ehie Jensen. Tremonton. Idaho
Charles Solos and Ruby Maiin. both OF Salt
Lake.
Dnniei Lloyd and Hattie Dooken. both OF Salt
Iate.
Aionzo Msckcy and Annio Horne both Of Salt
Lake.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
OUTING FOR EAGLES.
Canyons Beauty Appeals to Visitors;
Final Sessions to Be Held Today,

Canyons Beauty Appeals to Visitors;
Final Sessions to Be Held Today.
Special 10 The Tribune.
OGDEN. June 1S.-All of the visiting
Eagles VINO are In the city for the an
nual conclave Of the Trl-State aerie de-
serted the city this afternoon for the
cool breeZes of Ogden canyon, following
a morning session of the convention In
the lodgeroom. The entire afternoon and
evening were spent at the tieEmitage
grove, where a programme OF dancing
and athletic events furnished entertain
ment. During the evening the visitors
were Joined by several hundred members
of the local aerie and their friends.
More than a score of delegates who
could not reach the city In time for yes
terday's sessions were present '@ren Tri-
state President Earl GeiSsr called the
meeting to order this morning. The
business transacted at the session con-
cerned the secret operations of the Or
der Tomorrow at secret sessions. both
morning and afternoon, The important
business OF the convention will be trans
acted. Thursday is the concluding day OF
the convention.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
STUDENTS Of SACRED
HEART GRADUATED
Impressive and Beautiful
Ceremonies Mark Thirty
fifth Commencement.
Spccial In The Tribune

special TO Inc Tribune.
OGDEN, June 1s-The concluding
event Of another years work Mt the sa-
red Heart academy occurred this morn
Ing when the thirty NTH annual com
mencement exercises were held In the
academy assembly hall. Before q large
audience. comprising relatives OF the
students and other friends OF the school,
nine students In the academic course and
one from the conservatory Of music, re-
ceived graduating medals and diplomas,
which were conferred by tho Rev, Father
p. NJ Cushnahan. pastor of ST. Josephs
church. The address to the graduates
was made by the Rev. NJ. A. Cotter 8.
NJ, of An Halows college, Salt Lake.
Although 1t was not the largest class
graduated from the Sacred Heart. none
has furnished more conclusive evidence
OF the thorough training received at the
institution.
Framed in the bower of June roses and
cut flowers which formed the background
of the stage, the white-sowncd gradu-
ates presented a beautiful picture for
the audience when the programme was
opened at 10 o'clock. Forming a center
piece at tho rear OF the stage and COM
pletely surrounded by flower wreaths,
was a large painting Of the Guardian
Angel" a subject keenly appropriate to
the occasion The visiting cIergymen oc-
cnpied prominent seats in front of the
raised platform.
At the conclusion OF the exercises the
members OF the graduating class and
visiting clergymen We're guests of the
academy at dinner Members of the
clergy attending the exercises were the
Reverends M A. Cotter. S. NJ. Theodore
Roser, S. NJ, Joseph Sullivan. S. NJ An
drew Heltus, S. NJ, Timothy O'Brlen. s.
NJ, Thomas Canning, S, NJ. NJ. j.
O Riodan and President Lawrence Kelle-
day OF All Hallows college, all Of Salt
Lake; the Rev. Nicholas Hahn of Twin
Falls, Ida, the Rev Leo Dubois OF At
Ia Tho Nicholas FlIChS Of
Idaho Falls. Ida. the Rev. George De
Stoop of Montpelier. Ida. and the Revs
Cushnahan and John Ryan of this city.
This evening at the Hermitage hotel
In Ogden canyon the members OF the
Sacred Heart Aumnae association gath
cred for the annual banquet in honor
OF the 1913 graduates. There was an In
formal dancing party at the conclusion
Of the hannmet
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
81 and IS. block :. Rice & cndors first

81 and rs. block 2, Rice & Glldcrs first
Rhdition OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES,
Marian 4. NJ. Cannon 10 Edward Fernley.
lots 6 and Z. block a. Emerson Heights.
oliver Mawsou to Mary II. Pincha. part OF
lot O. block 81 ten-acre plat ...,....,
Kimbail g. Richards Building company 10
Minnie L, Roberts. part OF lot 1. block
II, plat g ........,....s...s.s...s.s. =
Charles T. Murphy TO Utah Duck club part
Of section 10. township l north, range l
West ,.s.,s....',..,-..... '''s,.'...
Kimball e. Richards company to Otto Simon.
lots SO and 81. block Q. southgato Park.
Granite Realty company TO klmball 4 Rich
ards Security company lots 30 and SO.
block .. Highland Park. plat ......,.,..
Ashton-Jcnkins company TO Albert 7. Pow
ell. lots s and .. Woodbury. subdivision.
Klmball &C. Richards to ID. A Taylor. lots
10 to 49, block .. Homeiield Acres.
Salt Lake Security & rrus, company 10 Will
linn Bald!e. lots Al: AZ and 4S. Tayloro
william Bennett and wife TO Joseph f.
Player. iota ~ aud 20. Liberty Park. plat
Is s,.,sHsr.,,,ss...n..
Edward Martin to Jane Farmer. lot J. block
~, Hartman ..-..s,..-,-,.n.'s.. 's...s-..ss....
". C, Campbell and othors 10 Thomas But
tcrficld, lot I. block Is. Hartman ....,...
willard l.. Griffith 10 Abort BurEon. part
OF section 30. township south. range !
Albert Burgon 10 w. l.. Griffith, part OF
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
BRICK WALL COLLAPSES.
Ten Workmen Have Narrow Escape
From Awful Death


Special to The Tribune.
OGDEN, June lS.-The lives OF ten
men employed on the Peery building near
Hudson and Twenty-fourth, were en-
dangered this afternoon when the entire
west wall Of large brick building used
by the Ogden Transfer s. Storage COM
pany toppied into the excavation. Along
with the tons OF brick was an avalanche
OF household goods trunks and other
articles which had been stored on the
TWO floors of the structure. The acci-
dent was due TO the undermining OF the
foundation In preparation for erecting
the concrete walls OF the Peery build
Ing.
The wall skidded into the excavation
about fifteen minutes after the men had
returned TO work following the lunch
hour. There were ten men and a team
in the hole at the time. but the warning
yell OF q man who was erecting concrete
forms iminediat tely beneath the wall sent
all of the workmen to places OF safety.
The team of horses attached TO scraper
took fright at the noise and dashed up
the incline, thus avoiding the avalanche,
The damaged building is owned by r.
Ford, but he declined this afternoon TO
make statement regarding the probable
loss.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Guaranteed Eczema Remedy

The constant itching, burning, red.
ness, rash and disagreeable effects of
and irritating skin eruptions can be
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and smooth with DR.. Hobson g Eczema
Ointment. Mr.. J. C. Eveland of Bath,
Ill, says: ~ had eczema twenty-five
years and had tried everything. All
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Eczema Ointment ! found cure. -
This ointment is the formula of a ply.
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not an experiment. That is why we can
guarantee it. All druggists, or by mail
Price Soc. Pfeiffer Chemical Co.,
Johnson, Drugs, "The Never-Substitu.
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ADVERTISEMENT
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
One Charge Dismissed.

Following this decision of the supreme
court, attorneys for Henwood secured
the dismissal OF the information charging
the murder OF Won Phul. on the ground
that the case had not been brought to
trial within the time limit fixed by law.
An attempt to have the Copeland case
failed
In both trials Henwood took the stand
as the principal witness for the defense
He admitted the killing and pleaded self
defense
uenwood testified that his quarrel with
Won Phui resulted from an attempt he
made to secure letters which had been
written to Won Phul by Mrs John w
Springer, Denver society woman and
wife OF a wealthy banker and stock
raiser Mrs Springer was divorced by
her husband after the shooting. In the
second trial just closed. Mrs Springer
took the stand in behalf of Henwood.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Girl Scores as Mountaineer.

Special to The Tribune.
OGDEN. June 1s.--MIss Mary Bernice
Williams. who has been teaching In the
public school at North Ogden, departed
for her home in Jackson, Mo-, today. A
few days ago Miss Williams assembled to
the topmost point of Ben L,omond. the
moontaln cast OF North Ogden, which
rises TO a height of $3.50 feet above the
level OF Great Salt lake, So far az local
mountain climbers have been able 10 as
certain. Miss Williams Is the first woman
to reach the top of this peak. which is
difficult of ascent
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19

No person need hesitate to take
Foley Kidney Pills on the ground that
they know not what is in them. Foley
& Co. guarantee them TO be a pure
curative medicine, specially prepared
for kidney and bladder ailments ana
irregularities. They do not contain
habit forming drugs. Try them,
Schramm-J Johnson. Drugs, "The Never
Substitutors. - Five (5) Good Stores.
Advertisements
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Bride Inherits Fortune.
Special to The Tribune.

oVEETdI 20 TIC I ITIUuWe.
OGDEN, June 1s-FolIowIng their re-
turn from Salt Lake this evening, Mr.
and Mrs. Carl c., Rond, who were mar
rled in the temple today, will make the
final preparations for their departure to-
morrow afternoon a honeymoon trip
to Mrs. Rond'S native home in Holland.
There is an interesting motive in the
European wedding journey from the fact
that the bride who was Miss Jennie
Hagen Dalebout, adopted daughter OF
Martin Dalebout residing In this city, re-
celved a cablegram yesterday announc-
Ing the death Of her grandfather, Isak
Hagen; who left small fortune. to his
granddaughter
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Will Appeal Again.

John T, Bottom. attorney for the de-
fense. asked that the jury be polled. and
at once asked for ten days In which TO
file an appeal for a new trial. IL this
fsils the defense Will take the case
again tu the supreme court.
Henwood shot George T.. Copela nd,
Sylvester l.. Won Phul of ST. Louis and
James ". Atkinson in the barroom OF a
Copeland and Atkinson were bystanders,
end were hit by stray bullets. Copeland
and Phul died
in the first trial Henwood was con-
victed OF murder In the second degree
and sentenced to imprisonment for life.
The Colorado supreme court on February
3, 1918. reversed the decision and re-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD.

NHs. WIysLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used !or over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS OF
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEETHING. with PERFECT SUCCESS ID
SOOTHES The CHILD, SOFTEES the GUMS
ALLAlS all PAIN; CURES WIND COLIc, and
IS the best remedy Tor DIARRHGA. II is alb
Winslosy's Soothing Syrup" and take no other
kid twenty-five cents bottle.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Submarine Goes to Sea.

PHIIAD DELPHIA. June 1s,-The SUBJ
marine torpedo boat Thrasher, built for
the government by the Cramp ShipbuiId- :
ing company, passed out to sea today
oounu iHp APE n,ad eoo -, me nttle diving
Her trial tests Will be held near Cape
Cod about July 15 and will be In charge OF
a board OF experts.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Will Speak for Deaf,

Special TO The Tribune.
OGDEN. juno s--Superintendent
Frank NJ. briggs of the Utah School for
the Deaf and Blind has arranged to de-
part next Saturday on an eastern trip
which Will tako him to two national con-
ventions, The first is that OF the princi-
pals for the blind. which Will be held In
Jacksonville, Fla, opening June "a. Mr..
briggs Will attend only one days session
or that convention
He Will then proceed to indianapolis,
Ind, where the national convention OF
the principals for the deaf Will be held,
opening June q. The local superintend- .
ent expects to spend an entire week at
the deaf convention and will read & pa
per on "Curriculum and Text Books" "
lie Will be absent from the city two
HapEe
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Mrs. Jennie Anderson Dtes.

Special 10 The Tribune
OGDEN, June 1S.-Mrs Jennie Matilda
Micha aelson- Anderson. aged a years, died
at her home, corner or Grant avenue and
Tenth street at o'clock this morning
death being due 10 asthma and compli-
cations. She was born In Norway on
September %. 1869, coming to this state
twenty years ago. She IS survived by
the father and one daughter. Bishop r.
+. Terry VIII conduct the funeral serv~
Ices in the home of n. PjerlSe West
Tenth street, at O'Clock Thursday after
noon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
New Corporation,

The Metropolitan Music company of salt Lake:
capital stock $1,000. shares. 81 each; David
Thomas. president; Charles W. Gibbs vice Tresi-
dent: Mabelle Harris, secretary and treasurer.
Amendment to the articles OF incorporation OF
the State Loan &c Trust company, Increasing the
capital stock $500 900.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Best Laxative FOR the Aged

Old men and women feel the need Of
a laxative more than young folks, but
it must be safe and harmless and ono
which will not cause pain. DR.. Kings
New Life Pills are especially good Tor
the aged, for they act promptly and
easily. Price 25c. Recommended by
Schramm-J Johnson, Drugs, 1.-THE Never
Substitutors. Five (5( Good Store.
Advertisement }
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Home for Vacation.

Special to The Tribune
OGDEN, June 1S.-Francjs E Matson.
son Of Mrs. Mary Matson, residing al 500
IWenty-fourth street returned home to-
DAY Tor the summer vacation. after at.
tending the Santa Clara college in Cali
fornia during the winter
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Granted License to Wed.

Special TO The Tribune.
OGDEN. June ts-Marriage licenses
we're granted &c 'ay 10 John T.. Reardon
and Maud l. Lynch. both of Ogden: An
gus Mcdonald OF Ogden and Lizzie Clark
or CoalVlile: Milton D. Peers OF Devils
Slide and Myrtle GIlmer of Fresno. Cal !:
William t. Burton Of Salt Lake and M
Louise Ferrell OF Cleveland. O.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Deaths.

June. IL. 1913, Alfred Schiller. St Marks hos
pitsi. agod 4G years. cerebral thrombosis
Juno Is. 1913, Charles r. Gordon, county hos
Dltal. aged 40 years. myocarditls.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
GUILTY OF MURDER
IN THE FIRST DEGREE
Harold F. Henwood, Slayer of
Won Phul and Copeland,
Sentenced to Death.
LAWYER WILL APPEAL
First Trial Resulted in Impris-
onment for Life; Killing
Was Admitted.
LAWYER WILL APPEAL
By Internationa! News Service.

BY International News Service
DENVER, Colo, June 1s--Guilty of
murder In the first degree was the YER
dict in the trial OF Harold F. Henwood
for the killing OF George E Copela nd
IN MAY. 1911, The Jury fixed the PEN
atty at hanging.
When Judge Butler and the attorneys
IN the case had assembled to receive the
verdict, Henwood was brought In He
entered pale and composed, and seated
himself as rigid as a corpse.
His hands clinched the arms OF his
chair, and when the verdict was read
he did not quiver an eyelash. AS though
he had not heard be snt still until depu-
ties started TO lead him from the room,
when he recovered his poise and stepped
out a s ianntilY as & acauttted.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Whoopinp Cough.

"I have used Chamberlain g Cough
Remedy ever since I have been keep
ing house and I consider it one Of the
best medicines [ have ever used. My
children have all used it and it works
like a charm for colds and whoopirg
cough. In fact, | consider it good for
and do not think any household com.
plete without it,'' writes L. G. Hajnes,
Of Marbury, Ala. You win look a
good while before you find a better
preparation than Chamberlain g Cough
Remedy for colds and whooping cough
in children It contains no narcotic
and is pleasant TO take. Fo~ sale by
all dealers, advertisement J
Tonight is carnival night at Saltair.
Cant do nninrr 1aon
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Held for Sheriff

Special to The Tribune.
OGDEN. June tS-Nick Krainovic who
stabbed Nick Repap during a quarrel al
Lakeside last evening, was arrested by
Special Agent II. ". Gordon of the
Southern Pacific company IN the local
railroad yards at G20 O'clock thia morn
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19

ing. The man is held at the city jail
for Sheriff Joseph r. Olsen of Box Elder
county, When arrested Kralnovlc wac
armed With a. three bladcd knife. Re-
pap has a chance to recover.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
section 90 township south. range

section 29 township south. range 1
''tSI .'e.''sss.s- Observation-Disclosures.
National Real Estate Investment company
TO Mary j. Hickman. lots l3 TO 90 block
.. Fnirmont subdivision ...,..,.........
Netile Bnysiuger 10 Lizzie p Nocdham part
or lot !. block %. plat ....-............
T. n. Hill TO c. p. Dewey. lots II and u.s.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Knight of Columbus Outing.

Sixth annual state outing of the X.
of G. at Lagoon Thursday, June 26.
Round trip, 25c. c24S6
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Births.

Anthony H, Fioerty. Judge Mercy hospital.
boy
Allan Carter 4l6 Third avenue. girl
John w. Vettcr, 1a8 McClslland street girl
Chnrles T. Peterson, Judge Mercy hobpital.
boy.
girl.
Horatio B1rleigh - Rosella avonuo. girl.
Harold ". Hill. L. D. s. hohpltal. bo-.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
Real Estate Transfers

Ashton Jenkins company to a. w. Hall
part OF lot H. block 2. fivs-acre plat A IS
Fred ". Schcner TO sydna A. Rice lots
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19

Tonight is carnival night at Saltair
Continuous dancing. 8 to 11:30.
hdyerttgement.)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19

MAGDEBURG, Germany. June is
The firm Of Felix & Forster suspended
today. 1t operated extensively In Cana
dian Pacific and American securities
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19
FRANKFORT BANKING
FIRM GOES TO WALL
Creditors Refuse to Extend Aid; An
other Failure Reported From
Magdeburg, Germany.

FRANKFORT-oN-rI THE MAIN. Ger
many, June 1S,-The banking firm OF
Wiesbaden &c Bauer suspended today,
with liabilities of $500, 900 and assets of
$3.50. 600 The firm had been negotiat-
ing with its creditors for several DAYS
without result and the creditors asked
that bankruptcy proceedings should be
begun.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-19

Tonight is carnival night at Saltair.
Continuous dancing, 8 to 1880.
(AdVertsement.)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-11

and easy enough for wear during
the next month or two beneath a
long fur coat and at the some time
well worthy of full display when
this coat is laid aside in restau-
rant or theatre. Still, again, It must
be of such advance" style that it
will be ready and able to prove its
possessor up to date in the early
days of Spring, when it shall Just
be completed by e.. fur stole and
muff. And all this l have, I think,
secured for you in a certain very
faVorite new model, where the dark
blue coating serge is bordered at
the skirt hem with band of black
Ottoman silk, this in its turn be-
ing bound with black braid, whose
ribbed patterning initiates the tex.
ture Of the silk. The skirt is quite
narrow and straightly hanging, but,
to make 1t Immediately and no
ticeably different from the merely
ordinary straight and scanty skirt,
which you can see every day IN its
hundreds, / have introduced, low
down at the left side, queer lit
tie drapery, whose slight fulneSs IL
caught into the side seam Just
above the closely encircling band
of silk. There are straps Of the
braid, too, carried down from the
waist line at either side and end
ing with little pocket flaps where
the openwork device of the braid
shows the soft, natter blue Of the
velvet beneath, one dull gold but
ton being set In the centre to en-
phasize and complete color con-
trast which / always love. At the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-11
Up-to-Date Jokes

Professional Beggar Gin Hardup's
Objective been out of work for over
a year, mister, and amt got tn price
Of a nights lodgin'. Can yer do any
thing to help me out?
Hardup (sardonicaIly)-Td like to,
but 1 sprained my foot on a collector
yesterday.
THE time will come" Numbered a
suffragist orator, when women will get
a mans wages!"
Yes" sadly muttered a man on the
1,a' seat-"next Saturday night"
wat your pore husband wants Is rest
Wot's needed is a sleepin' draught"
when should you give it imp"
"Oh, don't give it to i'm. Take it
ycurself!"
my firm opinion is that whenever
a man makes a little extra money he
should give his wife a new hat
Indeed! Are you a married MANI"
mo, but I'm milliner"
Notwithstanding l say to you goes
in one ear and out the other.
Youngster (thoughtiuly)-I that
what we have two ears for, father?