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asa -lutino the Bride"

There was a marriage at the upper
end Of the D. and II. road the other
day. A great big chap, almost able to
throw a carload of lumber off the track,
fell in love with widow who was
cooking for the hands in a sawmill, and
after weeks acquaintance they were
married. The boys around the mill
lent William three calico shirts, dress
coat and a pair of white pants and
Clipped in a purse of about 500, and
the couple started for Detroit on a
bridal tour within an hour after being
married.
This ere lady," explained William
as the conductor came along for tick
cts, 'are my bride. Just spliced fifty
six minits ago. Cost 81, but durn the
cost. She's a lily Of the valley, Mary
is, and I'm the right bower in a new
pack of keerds. Conductor, salute the
bride!"
The conductor hesitated. The wild
ow had freckles and wrinkles and q
turn up nose and kissing the bride was
no qualification.
Conductor. salute the bride or look
out for tornadoesv' continued William
as he rose up and shed his coat.
The conductor sa-luted. 1t was the
best thing he could do just then.
Il never did try to put on style be-
FORE" muttered William. "but I'm
bound to see this thing through If l
have to fight all Michigan. These ERE
passengers has got to come up to the
chalk, they has"
The car was full. William walked
down the aisle. waved his hand to
command attention and said
1--WE just been married Over thar
sots the bride. Anybody who wants
to salute the bride kin now do SO.
Anybody who don't want to will hev
cause to believe that a tree fell on
him.
One by one the men walked up and
kissed the widow, until only one was
left He was asleep. William reach
ed over and lifted him into a sitting
manded:
"Ar' We go1n' to dust over thar an
kiss the bride?'
"Blast your bride, and you, toO!'
growled the passenger.
William drew him over the back Of
the seat, laid him down in the aisle.
tied his legs in a knot and was making
bundle of him just or size to go
through the window. when the man
caved in and went over and saluted.
Now. then" said William, as he put
on his coat. this bride tower will be
resumed as usual, and If Mary and me
squeeze hands or git to laying heads on
each others shoulders | shall demand
| to know who LATED about it. and I'll
make him e-magine that I'm a hull
boom full of the biggest kind of saw
logs, an more comm down on the rise.
Now. Mary. hitch along an let me git
my arms around ye!'
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and write Through the influence Of
her mother. who had made pilgrim
age to Rome. she spent much Of her
time in solitude and prayer.
When thirteen she constantly talked
Of seeing visions and hearing angels
voices, which told her to restore happi-
ness to France and give aid to Charles
VII, the weak hearted dauphin, whose
place was in jeopardy. These visions.
together with the prophecy current in
Lorraine that the kingdom lost by a
woman Queen Isabella) should be
saved by a virgin. helped to define her
mission.
Joan put on masculine dress and
suit Of white armor, mounted black
charger and bore a banner Of her own
device. white. embroidered with lilies,
on one side picture of God enthroned
on clouds. on the other the shield Of
France supported by two angels, to-
gether with a pennon representing the
annunciation. Her sword she declared
would be found beneath the altar In
the Church of ST. Catherine at Fiebois
Thus equipped she put herself at the
head Of an army Of 5000 men and adj
vanced to the aid of Dunois. in the re-
lief Of hard pressed Orleans. She threw
herself upon the English and fred the
fainting hearts of the French with a
new enthusiasm. The hardened SOL
diers stopped swearing and gave up
their debauchery under her pure pres
ence. After fifteen days fighting the
English were compelled to retreat.
The French spirit again awoke. the
enemy was swept from the principal
positions of the Loire. the village girl
urged on the dauphin to his corona
ton. and three months later she stood
beside Charles at Rheims. saluting him
as king.
Dunois prevailed upon her to remain
with the army. but her victories were
over. She failed to carry Paris. Other
exploits followed. Left behind by her
men. she was taken prisoner and was
sold to the English by John of Luxem
bourg. Carried to Rouen. the head
quarters Of the English. she was heay-
lily fettered and flung in gloomy
prison. The English. who had carried
with them the tale of terror at the
strange witchcraft by which they
thought they had been overcome. now
had their turn. Joan was tried for sor-
Gerry and convicted The papers were
sent to Paris. and the verdict of the
University Of Paris was unanimous
that such acts and sentiments ~ hers
were diabolicaI and merited burning at
the stake.
10 fhe market place Of Rouen, sur.
rounded by the soldiers and ccclesias.
tics. Joan of Arc. the spotless Maid OF
orleans. martyr to her country and
Der king. was burned Nav 10 14a1
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DRUMMER'S GRINS
Sure Fire AnnihiIat0rS of the In
growing Blues.
TAKE ONE EVERY TWO HOURS.


Mississippi Skeeters, Not Shylock
and Sa -luting the Bride-lf They
Don't Make You Laugh See Doctor.
BY M. QUAD.
copyright, 1912, by Associated Literary
Press.1
n WOMAN and terrier dog
~ reached the Union depot yes
"A terday half an hour before
the time Of the Grand Trunk
train for Buffalo, and while the wo-
man sat down in the waiting room
as the best thing she could do the dog
made the tour of the room several
times and then curled up on seat not
far away to get a wink Of sleep be-
fore being turned over to the tender
care of the baggageman. All things
were so so when a young man with a
good deal of cane and watch chain
and necktie sauntered in and took a
cool survey of the various females.
The one nearest the dog not only had
young and pleasant face. but she
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two, broken only after a long intervai
by the native saying:
1--WE allus kinder suspected that
them two skeeters had assistance from
a hossf1y that held him down till the
murder was committed"
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No Other Way,

Yes. SIR said Brown. BLACK Is
man who keeps his word. but then he
has to-
How is that?" asked Smith.
Because no one will take tide
troit Free Press.
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Evidently.

To be weighed in the social
scale it seems necessary to have
cash balance. New York Times
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In wrono.

In Wrong.
He-l dreamed last night that your
mother was very ILL.,
She-Biute! heard you laughing
In your sleep.-McCaH's Magazine.
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FOR SALE-We have chattel mort
gage and release of chattel mortgage
blanks at this Office. Six for
quarter. 57-9p.
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HEALTH BOARD SEXES
CINCINNATI ICE PLANTS
ON ORDER OF THE MAYOR.
Drastic Action Due to a Strike,
and Authorities viii Dis
tribute Ice.

CINCINNATI. July 2.-Foliowing a
communication from Mayor Henry r.
Hunt deciaronG that q public emergency
exists on account of q strike. the Board
Of Health at noon to-day ordered the
health Officers of Cincinnati to seize
all leo plants IN this city.
They will use every available means
Of distrtbut ins fee 90 tho general public.
This action followed the refusal of
the leo manufacturers to arbitrate their
differences with the striking drivers.
helpers ana engineers OF tho ice plants
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PERKINS on PROFIT SHARING
FinancieP Strongly Advocates .
In . speech.

In . speech.
aAoAnNoRE BEACH. Mass. July a.
Representing the antithesis Of social
and economic doctrines. George w.
Perseans. capitalist and Arturo NJ. oio-
yannitti. socialist and Industrial Work
ers Of the World leader. were given
the moor at to-day's sessions OF the
Sycamore Sociological Conference.
Mr.. Perkins advocated profitaharinG
by emspioyers and employees
II believe" ne said. Gin real gen-
uine profit sharing by which employees
become partners. by which . given
concern makes q complete statement
Of IL transactions annually, showing
its PROFITS or LOSSES. IN outputs and
all other factors entering into tho
failure Or success Of It's business. and
In this way permit labor and tho pub
10 70 know what the business II do
Ing"
He saSd that whenever . business
earned . surplus . percsntaGS OF the
profits should 20 TO the workers.
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FINcER.P IN COURT.

Everybody Fined for lntoxication
Must Leave Ide MITIGATION Marks.
In all tho Magistrats's courts Of the
city to-day the new system Of tahins
the hnsenprints OF persons convicted OF
intoxicaton went into effect A. only
six experts were appointed by the Board
Of Magistrates some Of tho courts were
without one. In Morrisania Court a man
who had been hnsd q and paid It de-
mandcd that he b permitted to leave
the courtroom without waiting for one
OF the experts A court attendant then
took his printA al ~;
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RAGT|ME TANGO
| Drove PREACHER
| FROM HIS PULPIT.
borough Park Church Mem
\ hers Cause Arrest of Manager
( of Adjoining Club.

I f,agtime music has found popularity
IN nearly every section and station.
They've gone crazy over II in London
and Paris. where they are trying TO
out-tango the turkey trot In society's
most exclusive circles here they turkey
trot all night, and everybody knows
what they're doing in the cafes and
what the Mayor thinks about t.
But It remained for Flarbush 10 fur
Slsh the limit. IL anybody can picture
the 'rag'' for church muslc-well. he's
Some artist. Fred NJ. Buchler. Chairman
Of the Board Of Directors Of the Bor-
ouyh Park Church of the Ascension told
Magistrate kempncr n the Flatbush
police court to-day all about II.
Z Mr.. Buchler was in court as tho com.
plainant against NJ. Il. kitner Of No.
b0i2 Thirteenth avenue. manager OF
the Borough Park Clubhouse at Thir-
teenth avenue and Fifty-hrst street..
kutner was charged with disorderly
conduct in permitting singing and tur-
hey trotting. to the accompaniment OF
abe rag" In the clubhouse on Sunday
ihights. The clubhouse Is diaEonally
across the street from tho church.
WOMEN OF THE CONGREGATION
Y CROWDED THE COURTROOM.
{ The court was crowded with mem.
bers Of the congregation. Some very
stylish summary gowns and draperiea
eat well on pretty and stunning women.
delicate perfumes succeeded the usual
a -
, II appears that week ago Sunday
might tho sounds of revelry first broke
Unto the silent and sanctined services OF
tho church. II was very annoying and
the Rev. william steinbickcr. pastor.
could not be heard from the pulpit.
THAT was bad enough they said. but on
nast sunday night the Rev. Dr. q. u.
.S3urkemeir was invited to como down
tfrom Mount Vernon and grace the pull
ipit.
by the time the rsvsrsnA gsntisman
hrom Mount Vernon reached the pulDit
tthe going was good in ne clubhouse A
Mig crod OF jewellers had gathered. But
when the orator would soften his voles
IN gentle cadence the crashing Of the ~
would come tearing through ths chusst
Windows.
I'm My Harsm- Il uvuse 30 ararnowa.
fedged Is no hitting accompaniment 20,
kchurch service. Then through the win.
tdows came the shouts and sinsing Of tn
turkey trotters. a little respite an<
lthen they were At Il again with "Bonbin
Mo and Down." DR.. Burksmase has {
magnificent voice He needed II but b
fhad 70 use Il for All II was worth. an<
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atssmye 10 shout Il down. quit and left
the pulpit.
MAGISTRATE GAYS CLUB MEM.
0eRs CAN DANCE.

chief Magistrate Kcmpner took the
ground that the church people were
rather unreasonable. lie said that the
clubhouse had been there before the
church was built; that the club had a
license for selling drinks, for having
music and for dancing. lie didn't think
Il fair 70 abr1dse the clubs priv1b ses.
He fsit that he had to dismiss the case.
And % there will be turkey trottins al
the clubhouse a. usual IN next Sunday
night And &bers may be church SER
vices. That mater hasn't been quite
decided.
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The Closing Quotations.

The folioWins the highest. lowest and lAst
prcc~ Of stocks for "a day. and tho ne, changes
~ compared Nth yesterdays closing prices;
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acter TO the trading naturally Incidental
10 the approaching triple holiday whLch
became most pronounced In the after
noon.
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Al OxTHAvA0AMT AO0.
I'm ~ PittsbuSGh Posel
sO0eA extfavaOAncs"
s11ow n0wr'
Ills wife broke . NJ carpet swsspsr
over him. 4 broomst3ek would have
done Just ~ we'll"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-08-07
man Is DRUGGED;
LEFT On PRAIRIE

i Grand Forks. NJ d.. Aug. Drug
Eged and stunned by the fall from his
wagon, while on the wayfo his farm
ten miles north OF this city, John Brett
woke up on the prairie about seven
miles north of this city at about 4
O'Clock yesterday morning and found
his team of horses, wagon and man,
whom he had hired in this city Tues
day evening, gone He at once notified
the sheriff, and deputies have been
securing the country north of the city
since early yesterday morning, but
have found no trace Of the hired man
or Of the horses.
Mr. Brett is one of the most widely
known farmers in this county and
man for harvesting. He left the city
at about 10 o'clock Wednesday evening
and remembers driving homeward
with the man beside him in the wagon.
He has no recollections of a fall, and
was in an unconscious condition for
about seven hours. Brett believes that
the farm hand, who is described as be-
ing man about 80 years of age, light
complexion and about five feet, ten
inches tall, either drugged him or
pushed him out Of the wagon. Brett's
watch, chain and small amount Of
money are also missing.
The authorities in the different
towns and villages in this part Of the
state and Minnesota have been noti-
fled of the affair as well as the liveries
and other places to be on the lookout
for a man answering the description
| of Brett's strange companion.
One Of the horses is a dapple gray,
weighs about 1,400 pounds and Is
years old. The other is a dark brown
weighing about 1900 pounds and is
13e years old. The wagon is wide
tired one and had a hay rack on 1T
1t is probable that If the man took the
team he would remove the rack from
the wagon in order to make better
progress.
Deputies went out into the country
by automobile last evening, but failed
to find any traces of the man OF
horses. It is believed that If the horses
were stolen the thief is on his way te
the Canadian border, and every posi-
BILE precaution is being made to head
him off before he reaches the line.
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If you want to play a game that for
real excitement, thrilling experiences.
and narrow escapes makes football
seem like a game Of tag and yachting
like a swimming bath, here is an OPP.
portunity, the only requirements be-
ing that you possess plenty of. nerve
and a Ford auto :,,.' =.
To hear the expert describe this new
game which is such a sensation In the
east and is the feature that has taken
the. place of the Loop the loop and
the Dip of death in many circuses
one would imagine that 1t Is the most
amusing Of pastimes where real pleas
ure reigns supreme The cars used are
the Ford, stripped. with two steel bows
running over the top Of the machine
enabling the car to roll over quite
gently without hurting the occupants
One man drives and the other, with a
large mallet, stands wherever he can
find a foothold and hits the ball to-
wards his goal. With open exhausts.
sudden jamming of the brakes, for-l
ward at thirty miles and backward at
forty the little cars go spinning mer-
rily over the field while the crowd
watches the performance in breathless
suspense. ,sz,~,.
Mr. Murrel promises to teach any
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Washington, Aug. IA further de-
,mand for the passage Of a resolution
for an investigation Of Mexican con-
ditions by the foreign relations COM
nittee was made by Senator Clark of
wyoming.
: Chairman Bacon asked that the
resolution be referred to his committee
before being acted upon, but Senator
Clark objected.
Senator Bacon said the conditions
Fin Mexico and the relations between
the two countries were such that no
hasty action should be taken by the
senate.
Tariff. Is He'll. a
According to the declaration of one
of our great war leaders, war is hell -
said Senator Warren of Wyoming in
speech discussing the agricultural
schedule of the tariff bill.
This has never been denied, and
therefore, I beg the liberty Of saying
this bill is to be indeed hell, so far
as the farmer Of the northwest is con =
cerned. ... r.
''About everything he has to sell, the
use, of his capital and his labor, the
product of both, with few exceptions,
must meet the competition of the world
with it's cheap, peon, pauper labor.
while everything he has to buy, bar
ring certain occasional purchases, is
taxed"
The amendment for the "anti-dump
ing clause to replace the provision
was struck out by the finance com
'mittee, as introduced by Senator Pen
rose. &.
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ROBS SICK GIRL
and EMPLOYER
BISMARCK LAYS CLAIM TO THE
NEANEsT MAN, BUT He LEFT
THERE LATELY.

Bismarck, N. D., Aug. THAT the
meanest man on earth was In the city
awhile recently, and finally skipped
OUT stands without denial. While he
lived in Bismarck he went by the
name of Jack Corbett, and when he
lived in Milwaukee he was known as
Kelley. He is a barber, and UP till
last Saturday night worked for Ole
Golackson in the Grand Pacific bar
Der shop. III
There was a young lady in this city
who had learned to like him and have
confidence in him. She was taken i'll
and gave him her money $45 in cash
--and asked that he look after her
bills He went to Mr.. Golackson and
asked that he guarantee the payment
for suit of clothes. which Mr.. Col
ackson did Sunday night when he
skipped from town il Is alleged that
he took the sick girls money, never
settled for the clothes, and further he
took. two razOrs, q strop and pair OF
shears.
| He is a cocaine victim and on SUM
day evening after securing a supply
OF SNOW he proceeded to .get out
| his redndeerse and carried on In a way
| that Mr.. Golaekson closed his shop
early in order to get rid Of him. In
| some way he re-entered the shop and
lit is claimed. took the articles above
mentioned. sS n
| It is not known which way he went
butit lis thought the authorities may
succeed In locating him before he
igets entirely outSof the country
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COL. CODY
KILLED
in fall.
Nephew and Replica Of Buffalo
Bill Killed
Had Become Noted in British.
Aviation Circles
Was Carrying Passenger Who
Met Death Also

London, Aug. 7.-Col. f. S. Cody, the
famous Anglo American aviator, was
killed in an aeroplane accident at AL
dershot. He was with passenger
named Evans trying out q new ma
chine, travelling over the open country
when 1t fell to the ground. Both We're
killed.
Colonel Cody was the most interest
ing figure in aviation circles in the
British isles He was a real soldier of
years ago from the United States,
where he has been cowboy. He wore
q sombrero, long mustache, an inn
perial and long, hair, and was almost
an exact replica of Buffalo Bill'.
He had difficult time in starting in
aviation here, but after showing ex-
pertness in constructing some flying
machines ana balloons, he was attach
ed to the British aviation staff.
His theatrical appearance and meth
DDS created some prejudice, which
were largely dispelled wher he fore
swore his American allegiance and be-
came a British subject. In August,
19i2,ahe carried off tho military prize
of $4,000 open to the world at Halls
bury Plain. Following that triumph
he built several machines and was
constantly experimenting with his i'm
provements He leaves a widow and
q son In England.
Evans was a member of the Indian
Civil service who obtained a leave OF
absence to come to England and study
aviation The machine was about 800
feet high when it fell. The bodies were
renewed to the military mortuary and
an inquest will be held tomorrow.
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one who will meet him at the fair
grounds Saturday the method of driv-
ing and on Aug. I6 a game will be
played at the same place, to which the
general public is invited.
MIR. Murrel is accompanied by Percy
Cooper, his mallet man, and they will
endeavor to arrange a series of games
over the state, predicting very enthu-
siastically that auto polo will become
a very popular pastime in this state,
even rivalline golf
The gentlemen maintain that the
game is not nearly as dangerous as 1t
looks and that 1t attracts thousands
of people wherever played Anyone to
whom this appeals should make ar
rangements this evening as there are
a great number of Ford cars in the
city and Mr.. Murrel will undoubtedly
be, Nwamped with applicants.
Nh. Murrel offers to take a lady pas
senger aboard for the last fifteen min
utes of the game and guarantees to
place her back in the grandstand in as
good condition as she left it.
Intense interest has been awakened
throughout the city in the coming
games and there promises TO be rec
ord breaking crowd at the fair grounds
when the little cars start bucking the
line. E.s3 }#
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COUNTY SEAT
CONTEST CASE
Was DISMISSED

Bowbells. ". D., Aug. Judge;
Buttz Of Devils Lake, who has been
holding court here for Judge Leighton
this week. today dismissed the contest
between Bowbells and Lignite over the
county seat of Burke county, which
leaves the county seat at Bowbells.
At the opening of the trial motion
was made by George "a. Bangs, attor-
ney for the Bowbells side, to dismiss
the contest because Dimond, the
contestant, is no longer a resident of
the county, having removed to Canada.
Judge guttz refused to dismiss, hold
ing that In bringing the contest, Di-l
mond was acting for the public inter
est and not In an individual capacity.
solely. u
So soon as evidence was offered Mr.
Bangs objected on the ground tflat
other parties representing the town OF
Ignite had brought naandanus
proceeding to compel the canyassing
board to count the votes of certain
precincts which they had thrown out
because the elections in those town
ships were not held at the regular poll 7:
ing places; that In that proceeding the
district and supreme courts held that
the votes in those precincts were void
and that Bowbeils was legally elected
the county seat and that by that law
suit the matter of the county seat had
been finally settled In favor of Bow
bells and that the matter could not be
further questioned.
The objection was argued yesterday
afternoon and this forenoon The court
held the objection well taken and that
/ the question had been finally settled in
the supreme court in the case OF state
ex. rel. j ohnson vs. Ely, cit al., 1877 NJ.
W 334, and that he had no uthority
to ne try the case. Thereupon he
contest was dismissed