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Ecreiun French.

"Learn to speak French. Then things won't cost so much in Paris"
 "Oh. you can't make lem think you are a Frenchman."
 "No. but sometimes you can make 'em think you are Russian or Span iard"- Washington Herald.
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STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, ss

Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of F. Cheney & Co.,, doing business in the City of Toledo, County and Statt aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum o ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each ana every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure. FRANK J! CHENEY. sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres ence, this 9th day of December. A. ID. 1880
 A. w. GLEASON, (SEAL) NOTARY PUBLIC. HaIPs Catarrh Cure is taken internally: and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system Send for testimonials free.
 F. CHENEY co, Toiedo, O. Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
 Take Hall's Family Ptlls tor GENERALIZATION.
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Another Hopeless Case" Ha AstonIshed inc Doctors ReeeveFs Without Operation Dr. Ken
 nedy'a FaVoFIie Remedy.

Mir. James Lettice, of Canaioharie, N.Y.s writes:
 "some years ago I was attacked with fearful paine in my back and side l could not control my Kid- neys at all, and what came from them was mucous and blood. l was in a terrible state and suffered intennely. A prominent physician Of Albany, NY, decided that an operation was all that would save me. I dreaded that and commenced to take Dr. David Kennedy'e Favorite Remedy. felt better almost immediately. When had taken about two bottles the flow from the bladder much clcanors ahe pain etopped, wa. saved from the surgsona knife and am now we'll"
 The above letter was written in 1900. To prove that the benefit he obtained from Dr. Konnedy's Favorite Remedy was per- manent, read what he says in a recent let- ter Gin 1912):
 CT am enjoying the best of health. Dr. KennedyN Tavorite Remedy cured me psrnansntly. ] have answered many letters asking about 1t. ! ahsn keep on prasing it."
 Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy has had nearly 40 years of great success in Kidney, Liver and Blood disorders. Not a "patent" medicine, but physician's prescription, prepared for universal use. Write to-day so Dr. David Kennedy Co.,, Rondout, NY, for free trial bottle and booklet of valua- ble medical advice, Large bottles sold by 10000 druggists.
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the very choicest of modern business training might be produced. Every up-to date convenience and advantage has been installed. The several de- partments of practice are large, light and spacious. There is plenty of room everywhere. An assembly hall has been provided, into which all the students of the College can be collect ed at one time to listen to success-ad- dresses of the heads of prosperous business establishments.
 Elegantly equipped advanced offices of banking, transportation, insurance, commission and commercial stock ex-
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change work have been provided. The departments of secretarial, steno- graphic and reporting have also re- ceived attention from experienced amanuenses who realize the require ments of exacting employers in these lines of occupation. The demand, furthermore, for Morse graduates greatly exceeds the supply, and every student who completes a course at Morse's will be placed in a desirable position upon graduation. The Morse building is now finished and open for the inspection of the public.
 The illustrations published here
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Eina Idea.

Insurance Man-If you lose a hand we pay you $1,OOO. Pat-I'n spake to me brother Mike. He's a contractor an do be losin' hands all the toime.- Puck
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Cramnino the Bank,

Cashier Cto lady cashing check for e15)-How will you have it, madam, gold or notes" Lady-Oh, all gold. please, < you've got it-London Punch
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.IF YOU ARE ILL

from any disorder of the STOMACH, LIVER or NDEfSs or if your bowels are inactive at times, or you should suffer from headaches, geta 50 cent bottle of SEVEN BARKS of your druggist. Ifyou are run down and don't feel as young and chipper as you used to, give SEVEN PARKS fair trial; twill purify your blood, clear your system and brain, and make life worth living. It is absolutely harmless, is highly palatable, and will not disturb the most delicate stomach.
 For sale st druggists at 50 cents per bottle. Don't fail to try it. Address
 LYMAN BROWN, sS Murray SL. New York, NY
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Somersville.
Result of His Researches.

Investigator What. in your opinion. IS the secret of good roads?
 Downstate Chauffeur-The secret of good roads Is to find 'em. - Chicago Tribune.
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actions. There is no imagination to the work; the students do not enter into classes and be called upon to tell what they know in embarrassing reel tations. The teachers sit right down beside you in Morse's and explain the work privately and carefully, so that you cannot help but to understand and enjoy it and make rapid progress.
 These teachers, furthermore, work shoulder-to-shoulder with you in the advanced offices. You are given daily lessons and exercises in penmanship,
 business correspondence, rapid calcu- lation, commercial, law, salesmanship,
The Press., 1913-08-20

Geo. P. Dearborn, Blairstown, N. l. S. o. R. I. Reds, (15)-69s.
 White Leghorn Poultry Yards, Wa P. G. Platt, Wallingford, Pa, W. Leghorns, (25)-6S7.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
SERBS ARE A PEASANT PEOPLE,

The inhabitants of the Balkan
provinces are not the warlike, fero-
eious people that popular magma
lion in this country is apt to picture
them. The Servians, for example,
are genuine simple peasant folk.
whose home life might be copied
with advantage by the populations
living under the rule of the great
powers of Europe. The Servian
practices the art of cooperation,
while civilized people are learning its
elements. Every little homestead in
Servia is a family commune, while
in some of the mountain districts ex-
lists the zadriga, or communal viii
lage, where everything is held in
common and where the oldest man is
the guide and commander and final
authority as to the mating Of the
people in his district.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
TAKE CARE OF YOUR EYES
First Symptoms Of Discomfort Should
Be the Signal for Prompt Rene
dial Measures.

Nothing will more quickly inter-
fere with the general feeling of we'll
being than some abnormal condition
of the eyes. Working steadily day
after day at some very absorbing &C.
cupation, trouble with the eyes may
come on almost imperceptibly. You
may have headache and lassitude be-
fore locating the real difficulty, so
that the eve affection has gained
Roadway before it is detected. You
will feel as if there were thickness
all about the eyes, and between
them. Don't 60 to the optician be-
fore trying to cure yourself. He
might put glasses on you which You
do not need. Bathing the eyes with
hot water, and little boracic acid
or salt, will help them. However,
the hot water loosens the skin about
the eyes. Cold water solution may
not act as quickly, but it will cventu-
ally allay the difficulty. Ice COM
presses in the morning and at night
also bring relief. Wear an eyeshade
while working, to keep the light from
striking downward on the eyes. In
a very irrita.ed case smoked glasses
may be worn in the street. But they
should be rather light, and dispensed
with as soon as possible. Treat the
eyes with the very first symptom Of
discomfort.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
COUNTY OFFICERS.

Commissioners-W. A. Messer,
p. T. Greenman, l.. L. Poitras.
Frank Naeve, Fred Adams.
Auditor-H. NJ. Kent.
Treasurer-John w. Pearson.
Register Deeds-O. A. Leonard.
Clerk of Courts-J. J. Holley.
Supt. Schools-A. H. Nuetzman
Sheriff-Chas. Maupin.
States Attorney-Rav4nond L.
Dillman.
County Judge-Alex. w. Stow.
County ASSESSOR. d. Barber
Coroner-Dr. T. H. Baer.
Justice-John Mock.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
THE MOcKER.

81 understand you are at outs
with Binks, Dubbleigh," said Jor-
rocks.
81 am that" returned Dubbleigh,
with fervor. "No more Binks for
me. Last Sunday, when my new car
lay in the ditch, l asked Binks to see
II he couldn't find somebody or some
thing to pull it out, and the blister
Ing idiot offered me a corkscrew."-
Harper's Weekly.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
Town Officers.

Trustees. Andrew L. Anderson,
Pres. r. T. HOLMAN, p. +. Green
man.
Clerk, w. II. Waterbury.
Treas. II. ]. Kindred.
Assessor. John Mock.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07

Johnson-The trouble with the
average furnace this weather is that
it don't draw.
Bronson-If that's your expert
ence you're in luck. Mine draws too
much-draws nearly my whole sal
ary, in fact.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
DIRECTORY.

Timber Lake Commercial Club.
Meets the first and third Monday
nights of each month promptly at
7:3o clock at Odd Fellows hall.
Jno. De Y. Smith, Pres.
Andrew l.. Anderson. Sec.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
CORY MOMENT

'What's the matter with Briggs?"
''He was getting shaved by lady
barber when a mouse ran across the
floor. Life.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07

Lumber and meat may be placed
ON the free list, says a Washington
dispatch. This ought to make
table-board cheaper, eh WHAT
Detroit Free Press.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
NOT IMPOSSIBLE.

"Do YOU suppose she married him
for love-"
"Well, such things have hap
pened."
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
EXTREME CASE.

as Spilks very susceptible to NAL
lie mer:"
at used to make him seasick
10 look at a marcel wave"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION

The resolution which provides
Tor submitting to vote the prop
osition of a second constitutional
convention, has now passed both
houses OF our legislature.
The reasons advanced by some
who voted for the resolution is that
there is a wide demand for a num-
Der of constitutional amendments
and rather than have these coming
up at every general election for the
next few years, some of them pos
sibly a number OF times, it is best
to 60 at the job in a convention
specially called for the work.
The demand for new constitu-
tional conventions in several states
SO as to remove certain obstacles
in our basic laws. and permit pro-
gressive legislation, both in state
and national affairs, forcibly re-
minds us of the present trend
toward purer democracy. Every
year greater responsibilities are be-
ing placed on the shoulders of the
individual composing the rank and
file. The question is: Are the in
dividuals composing the rank and
file responding to these new re-
sponsibilities?. In order that gov
eminent may be good those placed
in authority must be wise and just.
And in order that pure democracy
may be successful the great powers
placed in the hands of the lowly
individual must be exercised by
him with intelligence of mind as
well as goodness OF heart.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
The Best Cough Medicine
TINT; TABLE,

Train No. 1O3, west bound due
to leave lao p. III.
Train No. lo4, East bound due
to leave S 90 p. III.
+. r. Hoesley, Ag't.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
AS FAR AS HE'D GONE.

ado you love them that hate
you?'
Not quite, but l love them that
hate my enemies"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
LIE WHO BELIEVES

: : that It requires an UNI
lawful, overt act to constitute
himself a wrongdoer, fosters a
mighty deception. Mental re-
solve always precedes the act
itself and he who meditates
wrong but never strikes be-
cause Of fear, caution or lack
of opportunity, nevertheless
harbors blighting curse.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07

If anyone read an editorial APP
pearing in this column last week
regarding John c. Fremont, we
would like to have them under
stand that same was taken from
the Chicago Record Herald and
credit enormously omitted.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07

kabo-the live model corset
at Drees Bros.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07
The Newest Shaving Process

The men OF Chicago have suddenly ac-
CURED an attractive complexion. The rea-
son for this Is, that they are now shaving
their facing with the newest process called
the Nelvet-Icdge Safety Razor Blade Shapen-
err" which gives the velvety smooth to
the constant shaver.
You men who use safety razors and want n
velvety skin. shaved with the delicate soft
ness SO much desired, with n Keen cutting
edge. send your old safety razor blades at
once to Chicago. and have them sharpened
by the newest electrical process. which
makes the old blade cut better than the new,
and your old blades are returned to YOU a
perfect new blade.
Don't throw away your old safety razor
blades but send them today. well-wrapped.
and do not delay ii until tomorrow.
Price SOC. per dozen for all safety razor
blades which include Gillettes EverReady.
Gem. Auto-Strop Finders. Keen kutter. and
all other makes Your blades will be re-
turned to you in few days. charges prepaid
Send coin or stamps. No orders accepted UNI
der SOC.
u. III. COLLIDE d. CO.,
velvet-Edge Sharpeners,
Main office. 326 River St., Chicago III.
y. H. Wrap blades securely in cardboard
box. DO not send them in an ordinary enve-
Include your name and J.. O. address on the
! D9ck1pt
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07

Governor Wilson says he will
get nine hours OF sleep in the
White House or know the reason
why. There being ABS representa-
tlves and 90 senator's. the Office
seekers will increase the total to
1o,ooo.53I reasons why.-W ash
i1lgton Post.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07

Local Grain Market.
Feb. 6, 1913.
Spring Wheat
No. l Nor. II.
No. 2 60.
No. 3 GO.
Winter Wheat
No. 2, II. No. 3. 81.
Durum Wheat
No. I, II. No. 2. 90 No. 3. sc
Flax
No. I, LIS. No. 2, ITO
Barley so cts.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1913-02-07

The action of Wyoming's legis-
lature in ratifying the income tax
amendment to the federal consti
tuition, the sixteenth change in the
constitution and the first since re-
construction days, completes list
OF thirty-siX states thus ratifying
the amendment, making the neces-
sary three fourths Congress will
now fix the manner in which in
comes shall be taxed which will
probably supersede the corporation
tax law and provide for a tax on
all incomes in excess of FIVE thous-
and dollars. 1t has been estimated
that the income to the government
from this source will be approx
mately one hundred millions a wear.
There is such thing as CARRYING
art to the extreme. A lady artist
at the University of Illinois recent
ly painted big red apple hanging
from a leafy branch. The next
morning she went to look at her
wonderful creation and found that
the rats had eaten away the apple
but had left the branch and foliage
intact
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17
ECZEMA SPREAD
 ALL OVER HANDS
Could Hardly Do Housework. Pim- pies Full of Matter. Itching and Burning Intense. CHticura Soap, and Ointment Cured.

P. O. Box 25. Alburg, Vt. My hands hardly do my house work for all srrn1ner
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17
AMERICAN GIRL ROUNDED IN ITALY
 BY POLICE SPIES

Rome, Dec. 17-Dorothy MacVane an American prima donna. in an opera company touring Southern Italy, finds herself in a strange plight. She is sus- pected of being a spy at the Italian fortified seaport of Taranto and Brin- disi.
 The American embassy here has ur- gently. requested an explanation from the Italian government, of. the charges that Miss MacVane being shadoWed her correspondence tempered with and that she was warned that an attempt to leave Taranto would be the signal for her arrest. NA
 Her sister, Edith, the noted author ess, who is a resident of Rome, said that Dorothy's last letter was received through "a. friend ~Who happened to meet her-in Taranto.
 In the letter." she said, Dorothy tells me that after being warned to cease her visits to government land In Br1ndiSi, she. went to Taranto- but was preceded there by an officer conn manding the Brindisi naval police who is a close personal friend of hers
 This gentleman, though decIarina his belief in Dorothy's innocence in. sisted upon providing her with an es- cort, and a sailor was ordered never to leave her.. Meanwhile, letters from her relatives grew fewer and showed signs of having been tempered with A money order foH $40 was undeiv- cred. =
 When Dorothy asked permission to leave, the commander said her depart ure might be the signal for her ar- rest. Whether that warning was true or was given merely to detain her, Dorothy was unable to say"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17
HUSBAND AND WIFE BOTH
 SAVED FROM SUFFERING

I wish to tell you the good results myself and husband received from Dr. KiImer's Swamp-Root- About eleven years ago had a severe attack, of La Grippe end was confined to my bed about eight weeks under the doctors s care He pronounced my case kidney trouble and rheumatism and not re- cefving the results from the doctors s treatment I should have received, I decided to try Swamp-Root. After taking several bottles of Swamp-Root I was able to get up and attend to my work About year later my husband was affected, with a severe attack of kidney trouble and doctored for some time with the doctors and received no benefit Knowing of the good had received. he decided to try Swamp Root His condition was such that he was confined to his bed and words cannot tell how he suffered, but after taking Swamp-Root he was relieved so he could go on with his work with out pain. I wish to heartily recom- mend Swamp-Root to all persons af- fficted with kidney and bladder trou- bIes and you may publish this letter if you wish
 Yours truly,
 MRS. A. B. BRIGGS,
 E1dred, Pa Sworn and subscribed to before me- this 18th day of May, 1912.
 IRA MCCARTHY, Notary Public.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17
REPUBLICANS AGREE TO MAKE REFORMS IN PARTY METHODS

Washington, Dec 1.-The RepubH- can national committee last night, af- fer five hours of debate, determined that it was clothed with ample power to readjust the composition of the Darty's national conventions and had authority to make reforms in conven- ton rules and procedure that have been demanded by many elements since the convention of 1917 and the Democratic victory at the polls during that year.
 with little bitterness and no tangi- 11e evidence that differences which arose over methods could not be re- couciIed the committee took steps which have been agitated in the party for 80 years and which have been vital factors in many exciting con vsntions izs its 1ater-day history.
 Without a dissenting vote theNcona- n1ittee decided to make change in the basis of representation in national Conventions which will greatly affect southern states; gave full recognition to the principles of the primary in the election of delegates to such conven- tions; approved laws regarding such elections adopted by several states which provide that all delegates be selected at large; and accepted the principle that delegates properly ac- credited by state authorities shall be pIaced on the temporary convention roll
 Informally 1t had been agreed that the new basis of representation should be referred to the Republicans in the various states for ratification The only difference of opinion that deVel- oped on the surface was over the ques- tion of the machinery to be used to effect the reforms
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17

but to no success. Then used Cuticura Soap and Ointment washed the sores with Cutcura Soap then let them dry and then used the CuticJlra Ointment. In 8 few nights I could sleep well and in two weeks my hands were completely cured.'' (S1gneO Mrs. George Pelkey, Oct 14. 1912.
 A generation of mothers has found no soap so well suited for cleansing and purifying the skin and hair of infants and children as Cuticura Soap. It's absolute purity and re- fresh1ng fragrance alone are enough to recommend 1t above ordinary skin soaps
 but there arc added to these qualities delicate yet effective emollient properties, derived from Cuticura Ointment, which render it most valuable in overcoming tendency to distressing eruptions and promoting nor nal condition of skin and hair health. Cuticura Soap (25c.) and Cuticura Oint- ment (5oc) sold everywhere. Liberal sample of each mailed free, with 32-p. book. Ad- dress postcard Cuticura, Dept T, Boston
 S6-Men who shave and shampoo with Gu ticura Soap will find 1t best for skin and scalp.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17

Farmer Want Ads 1c a word
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17
CHRISTMAS MUSIC AT OLIvEr
 CHURCH, DEC. 21, 1913
1n.2n I

1O:SU a. m.
 Prelude, 'tFY1letide Charm,'' H. En- gelInann.
 Response, Hear Us, O Loving One Divine'' s. Sa1ter.
 Anthem, 'tSing, O Sing, This Bless ed Morn,' W. H. Neid1inger.
 Offertory Organ So1o, ''Nocturne,' ? William Faulkes.
 Anthem, There Were .shepherds,'' J. Edgar Birch.
 Response, Lord Have Mercy Upon Christmas Post1ude in F, Ed. M. Read.
 Mrs. E. G. ThralI, soprano; Mrs Li1- Han c. Phillips, contra1to; Lewis c. Fenton, tenor; Eldert Lockwood. <hass; Chester G. Harrison, organist ana Fai- rector. 6f Prelude, 70 Come All Ye Faithful, '' Ashford.
 Anthem by MChofr, .Hark! What Mean Those Holy Voices,'' by George c. Evans.
 onertory Bass Solo. Bethlehem, '' Christmas carols and recitationS by the children.
 'NThe Nativity" by L H. Meredith. Hail Christmas Morn,'' Hazel Dick son. E55lA5. '"The Poets Word,'' Margaret Mills. 'fChristmas Cheer,'' Gareth Speer. f5 ? s"The Flower of Christmas''; song, Shining Afar''; Holly" Primary de partment.
 Song, Christmas BeIls.' Tell the story of Jesus,' John Speer, Russell Buckingham.
 "On Christmas Aforn,'' Grace Senger, Eva Guilty.
 Peace on Earth,'' Arthur Barnsley, John Cate.
 '"The Christmas Message Lillian Co., gill.
 E"The Christmas Glory Song.'' "The Christmas Story,'' Phelma Kno
 '.what Do They say?'' chorus of girls.
 Like the Star" chorus of girls Star of Bethlehem" Emma Marsh 'The Star and the song," Ethel Dickson.
 fon HanPy Christmas Night Rol- and Clark.
 Song, Star of Bethlehem Song, E'The Gift Divine." Postlude. Shout the Glad Tidings,'' Ashford.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17

The eczema broke out as pinples full of matter and the itching and burning were SO intense that I scratched and made it spread all over my hands. They itched and burned so I could not sleep. I tried different kinds of aaluar nillz and Hcr1nadn
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17
Fine Christmas Trees.

We have just received our large shipment of Christmas trees and holly and offer same at reasonable prices Give us your order now and be sure to obtain a nice tree for Xmas J, Horan 6 Son, f1orists-Adv.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17
Letter to Dr. K1u7er & Co. Binghaxnb0n, New York

Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do
 For You.
 Send ten cents to Dr. Ki1mer & Co-, Binghamton, N. r., for 8 sample size bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive booklet of Vaf- uabIe informatfons telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing be sure and mention the Bridgeport Daily Farmer. Regular hfty-cent and one-doIIar s1xe bottles for sale at all AxHG atqEeA@A4&
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17

Bayonne, N. J., Dec 17-Exe1np' Firemen's Association re-elects George Seymour secretary for thirty-fifth time.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-17

Paterson, N J., Dec 17-Adelaide Demarest, eleven, weak-mindec, and deformed, who insisted on living in coal bin has been taken by the s. P. C. C.