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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-28

IT'S tNcIl ycNr tt Is estimated Swing OF SOU year
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Congressman Herman A. Metz Of brooklyn. in add
ton ~ many other talents Is able talk faster than
any other member OF the house 1t is said that the OIL
cia StenograplIcrS dread the time when lie gets his
feet Mr.. MetH's average speed is somewhat more than
80 words minute
Because OF the manner In which he trims his whisk.
ers Representative WitherSpoOn OF Mississippi Is called
Uncle Sam by his colleagues
Representative Howard OF Georgia page
In the house OF representatives OF that state
Charles " richards. who is nearing the end Of his
ftieth year of service keeper Of the senacs sta
tonery. is the dean Of the senate employees No one
in Washington tell interesting tales OF distn
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-28

FOR SALE entail Contracts, Deeds
OF OIL and Gas Leases and Assign
ments. Zoe per dozen at West Vir.
Sinian office. 1885,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-28

FOR SAlE-G.room house, good cel
lar and ourbuildings. One store
with or without goods, fair trade
Coed spring and well. also good or
chard. acres building lots; near
school. Apply A. NJ. Freeland
Hutchinson, W. Va. Marion Tela
phone.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-28

FOR RENT-Furnlsned rooms for
light housekeeping. Apply POI Jack.
son street. G.2O.t!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-28

guished Richards
oyhood knew John Quincy Adams Before he Washington
pretty active in the civil having his
ut Anietam. He is writing book Of "reminiscences.
Fifty members of recently Irish
meeting Washington.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-28

discovered
been used by members saving year
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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
Pertaining to Village Politics.

President r. C. Williams of the viii
lage of L'Anse, announced on Monday
that he was not candidate to succeed
himself. The position being merely an
honorary one, X. c. believes in pass
ing the honors along
Besides a president, one clerk, three
aldermen and one assessor will be chos-
en- by the people on Monday, March 10
the outgoing officials being Peter
Sands, clerk, j. j. O'Connor, Octave
Sicotte and George Sanregret, council
men. and Matt Hansen, coroner.
Mr.. O'Connor declines denomination,
having served four years, and desires
some other representative citizen to
succeed him.
Peter Sands, who has been clerk the
past two years, will be a candidate for
denomination.
Matt Hansen, who has been assessor
for two years, declines denomination.
as the salary is inadequate. The assess
or's duties, making the assessment and
tax roll, are very important.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
Council Proceedings.

A regular meeting of the common
council of the village of L'Anse was
held in the council chamber on the 9Th
day Of February, A. d. 1918. There
were present trustees Sicotte, Sanre-
gret, Seavoy, Seifert. Rambaud, o. Con-
nor and Peter Sands, clerk. Absent,
President Williams.
In the absence of the president,
the meeting was called to order by
President Pro Tenn. H. J. Seifert.
The minutes Of previous meeting W as
read and approved as read.
On motion of O'Connor supported by
Seavoy the application of the Richter
Brewing Co. for establishing and main
tanning warehouse and agency in con-
nection with the business Of selling At
wholesale brewed or malt liquors man.
ufactured by the Richter Brewing Co.,
was approved by vote taken a. fol-
lows.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
Start Building Lumber
Docks Next Week.

The Marshall Buffers Lumber Com
pany will next week commence driving
piles for their new lumber dock. The
dock will be Ga feet wide and will run
out into L'Anse bay distance of $40
feet. The piles will be driven along
side of the municipal dock, which will
also be used for piling lumber.
The logging railroad is now complet-
ed distance of 80 miles and will soon
be into the company's timber.
Four new Wickes water tube boilers,
each having capacity of $50 h. p.,
have arrived and will be installed in
the fire room as soon as the weather
permits. The work in the new mill is
progressing rapidly, the sorting tables
and one band being in place.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
Commissioners Hearing Concluded.

The examination of County Road
Commissioners Simon Denomie and
James McKercher for misconduct in
office, which was resumed last Satur-
day morning before Judge of Probate
Williams, was concluded that after
noon. Pros. Atty. Brennan and Atty.
Kerr examined five witnesses, while de-
fense rested the case.
The testimony will now be sub
scribed and sent to Governor Ferris,
who will either remove the defendants
or allow them to continue in office.
The question of the competency of
these two commissioners has been be-
fore the people for oyer year. being
started at Covington in Jan. 1912 at q
metz of the grangers, who were
dissatisfied with the road work in this
o nty.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
Board OF Health Proceedings.
L'Anse, Mich. Feb. 6. 19l

L'Anse, Mich. Feb. 6, 1918.
regular meeting of the board of
health of the village of L'Anse was
held in the council chamber on the
ubove date. The following members
were present: Sicotte, Sanregret, Sea-
voy, Seifert, Rambaud and O'Connor
and P. Sands, clerk. Absent, Chairman
r. c. Williams.
Meeting was called to order by II. j.
Seifert, chairman pro TEN. The read
ing of the minutes of previous meet
ings were dispensed with
On motion and support the following
bills be audited and declared correct
and certified 10 the board of supervis-
ors:
Martin Gaven, watching diphther-
la cases. .................. 90 w
DR.. C. F. Whiteshield, disinfect-
ing residences. .......... -. 81 w
DR.. vonZellen, disinfecting 2 res
Ayes-Sanregret, Seavoy, Seifert,
Rambaud and O'Connor. Sicotte ex-
cused from voting by the chairman.
On motion and support the board ad-
journed.
P. SANDS, Clerk.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
Died al Marquette.

John Lihinen, resident of Pequam-
ing, died at the hospital in Marquette
last Saturday afternoon at $50. He
was operated on for appendicitis.
Mr.. Lihnen is about 81 years of age
and has been resident of Pequaming
great many years, having been a
faithful employe of Hebard & Sons.
He is survived by wife and child.
The funeral was held Tuesday after
uAon, interment being in the Pequam-
ing cemetery.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
M. E. Church Annual
Fair March 9th.

The ladies' of the M. E. church held a
meeting at the home Of Mrs. J. b..
Smith on Wednesday afternoon and de-
cided to give their annual fair Thurs
day evening, March 9th. at the Opera
House.
1t will be the best, biggest and most
attractive fair ever given in L'Anse,
the ladies say. There were over twen-
ty at the meeting and they've signified
their intentions of working hard to
make this event success.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
grange Urganized at
Keweenaw Bay.

G. H. Anderson, county organizer of
the Michigan Patrons of Husbandry.
organized grange at Keweenaw Bay
last Friday evening, making the fifth
grange in Baraga county.
The following officers were chosen:
Master, Jaseph LaTondress.
Secretary, d. ]. Lawler.
Lecturer, d. F. Leary.
There were fourteen members taken
in under the charter, the meeting be-
ing held in the schoolhouse.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22

1916
Field Peas and oats for hay after
harvesting plow and seed to winter
wheat or winter rye for next years
grain.
Field POTATOES. In fall seed to
rye to be plowed under next spring
for green manuring.
Field S.-Corn (silage. fodder, grain)
Mt the last cultivation seed to rye and
clover to be plowed under next spring
for green manuring.
Field Corn (silage, fodder, grain)
vt the last cultivation seed to rye and
clover to be plowed under next spring
for green manuring.
Continued on Last Page)
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
Last of Lectures
for Men Only.

The last of series of four lectures
for men only will be given next Tues
day evening at the M. E. church par
lors by Rev. G. P. Davey, the subject
being 'venereal Diseases and Their
Results.
A great deal of interest is being TAX
en- in these meetings, an increased at
tend being noted at the last talk.
Mr.. Davey has spent considerable
time on the study on his topics and at
the meeting Wednesday night, the best
attended of the series, he discoursed on
his subject eloquently.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
L'AnSe Store Entered.

The store of J b. Smith was entered
last Saturday night through window
in the basement The thief tried to
get into the upper floors OF the store
through rear stairway, but the door
being locked he made no effort to break
it. Mr.. Smith says he will be unable
to ascertain the loss, as the cellar was
full of groceries.
Sheriff Demgen and Deputy Johr
Sands have several clues and will evil
'dently locate the guilty party.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22

Ayes Sicotte, Sanregret, Seavoy
Seifert, Rambaud and O'Connor.
Nays-None.
On motion of O'Connor supported by
Seavoy that the amount of bond to be
furnished for wholesale warehouse u
censes be fixed in the amount of three
thousand dollars ($3, 00O.0 00), the surety
to be either personal or surety bonding
company. Carried by the following
vote.
Ayes = Sicotte, Sanregret, Seavoy,
Seifert, Rambaud and O'Connor.
Nays-None.
On motion of Rambaud supported be
O'Connor that the bond of the Richter
Brewing Co. with the Michigan Bond
ing and Surety Co. as surety Co. be
surety be approved.
Ayes-Sicotte, Sanregret, Seavoy,
Seifert, Rambaud and O'Connor.
Nays-None.
On motion and support the following
bills were allowed and ordered paid by
the vote following.
julius Andra & Sons, electrical
supplies .................... $64 81
Beardslee Chandelier Co., cleo
trical supplies. -. ......... .16l 20
Marshall Buffers Lbr. Co., 500
#. rubber covered wire .... 8 so
Matt Hansen. hardware and sup
plies at power dam. ........ Al 05
Angus w. Kerr, services rend-
cred d......................... 356 20
L. j. Menard, freight, express
and drayage .... .......... 6 45
p. Bulger, labor on water wks :. l8 90
Aug. Bolda, labor water works. IL 90
Geo. Sanregret. labor paid ... so
Mason & O'Connor, services rend-
cred ..... $3.50. .........a.. .lf0 w
Ayes, all; nays, none.
On motion and support the following
boards were appointed for the spring
election:
Board of registration clerk and
Trustees Seifert and Sanregret.
Board of election inspectors the
president, clerk and Trustees Rambaud
and Seavoy.
Board of election commissioners
L. Mason, Ed. Sicotte and VIM. T.
Menge.
Ayes, all; nays, none.
On motion and support, council ad-
journed.
P. SANDS, Clerk.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
The School Roll
Of Honor.
List OF Students Neither Absent Nor
Tardy from L'Anse Township
Schools. January.

u
Summit Anna and Robert Gustaf-
son, Saima Walitola.
Mason Irene Homier, Arthur Den
omme.
Herman-Willie Laide, Saime Kun
dio. Waino Penttinen, Fanny keranen.
Jennie Eckloff, Saline Eckloff, John
Eckloff, Lowell Preston.
M. E. Mission Alfred, Ada, Mildred
and Clarence Tollefson.
McKernan-Ge Johnson. Eliza
Connor, Annie Crebassa, Ellen Creb-
assa, Lizzie Crebassa, Martha Egerer.
Robert Egerer.
PEQUAMING SCHOOL.
High School Helen Anderson, Nal
vina Foresythe, Mildred Peterson,
Claude Van Abel, Siiri Koppana, Alma
Koppana, Blanche Hicks, Helmi Kop-
pana.
Eighth Grade ohm Holso, Loranna
Miron, Joseph Foresythe, Lempi An
derson, Constantine Da'Oust, Oscar
Peterson, Harold Peterson.
Seventh Grade : Arthur Sawyer,
Mary J. ADJUST, Ralph Koppana, Wal
ter Saari, Bert Hill, George Harju.
Sixth Grade Carmen Anderson, EN-
il Haanpa, Lori Hoso, Dagnie Peter
son. Raphael Van Abel.
Fifth Grade Amanda Anderson, Ar
mold Anderson, Toiva Holso, Herman
Kohtala, Nels Nelson, Theodore Saari,
Anna Westberg.
Fourth Grade Lillian Bergen. Es-
ther Koppana, Fred Proctor, Lily
Westberg, John Neipert.
Third Grade Emerald Dishnow. Ev-
elyn Thoresen, Muriel Miron, Grace
Almli, Arat Nelson.
Second Grade Martin Almli, Otto
mine Almli, Arthur Anderson. Bertha
Anderson, Ray Anderson, Willie HAM
pa, Alger Sawyer, Oliver Thur.
First Grade-Mamie Koppana, Onnie
Saari, Hilda Harju, Elizabeth Mulu,
Theodore Nelson, Theodore Soil, Doro-
thy Anderson. Borghild Anderson, Nor
man Anderson.
L'ANsE SCHOOL.
kindergarten : Margaret Chandler,
John Demgen.
First Grade Elmer Menard Thiel
Sands, lawrence Deroscher, Herman
Seavoy. Myrtle Johnston, Stephen
Granger, Peter Demgen, Agnes Chau-
der, Rael Chaput, Raymond Seavoy.
Second Grade -Annabelle Charette,
Bernice Cote, Marjorie Davey, Victor
Fournier. Geraldine McKindles, Lola
Menge, Ellis Menge. Clarence NORM,
Helen Norm, Stanley Ruthstrom, FL
eanor Sands, Margaret Schlaak, Cor
don Seavoy. n.
Third Grade Albert Boyer, Oscar
Cote, Ernest Chaput, Aurelia Des-
chaine, Ivah Granger, Leo Grace, Hen
ming johnson, William Jacobson, jean
ette McKindles, Alice Pelletier, Ed
ward Sands. Elizabeth Trudeau, Madge
Whipple.
Fourth Grade -Maude Kemp, Err
nest Moran, Eudoxie Rambaud, Hans
Tollefson.
Fifth Grade = Normandine Boyer,
Madeline Clyne, Genevieve Cote, Phoebe
Jackson, Flora Johnson, Carl Jacobson,
Eleanor Knepple, Rose Peterson, Kath-
leen Stack, Lena Tollefson, Jack
Fraley, Ursula Knepple, Orel Whipple.
Sixth Grade Armand Boyer, Leon
ard Collins, William Crane, Albertino
Duchenno, Thomas Grace, Mildred
Granger, Wade Picard, Frances Stack,
Murel Liberty, Persie Liberty, Claris-
ga Welsh.
Seventh Grade Margaret Cote, An
ma Sands, Lena st. Onge, Geneyieve
Stack.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22

Attorney Joseph J. O'Connor was
legal visitor in Houghton Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. P. Mensrd and son,
Jack, will spend today in Hancock.
guests Of DR.. and Mrs. w. w. Kimmel.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22

1916
Field POTATOES. In fall seed to
rye to be plowed under next spring
for green manuring.
Field Corn (silage. fodder, grain)
at the last cultivation seed to rye and
clover to he plowed under next spring
FOR green manuring.
Field 3.-Corn (silage. fodder grain)
at the last cultivation seed to rye and
clover to be plowed under next spring
for green manuring.
Field 4.-Red clover and timothy
hay
Field 5.-Red clover and timothy
hay.
Field 6.-Oats or barley seeded to
red clover and timothy for next year
hay.
Field Peas and oats for hay. Aft
er harvesting plow and seed to rye
and clover or vetch to be plowed un-
der next spring for green manuring.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22

1914
Field Corn (silage. fodder, grain)
at the last cultivation seed to rye and
clover to be plowed under next spring
for green manuring.
Field Corn (silage, fodder, grain)
at the last cultivation seed to rye and
clover to be plowed under next spring
Tor green manuring.
Field 3.-Peas and oats for hay Aft
er harvesting plow and seed to rye
and clover or vetch To be plowed un-
der next spring for green manuring.
Field 4.-Red clover and timothy
hay
Field 5.--Oats or barley seeded to
red clover and timothy for next year
hay.
Field 6.--Potatoes In fall seed To
rye to be plowed under next spring
Sor green manuring.
Field 7.-Spring wheat after har-
vesting plow and seed TO rye and
clover or vetch to be plowed under
next spring for green manuring.
Field Shay. the same as last year.
No change.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
TILLING THE SOIL FOR PROFIT
Crop Rotation.
Henry William Geller, NJ. S

he can do that. and yet adopt al better
system of farming by which his risk
will be less and his soil will become
richer in plant food. Suppose he
wishes to raise corn, wheat. oats, bar
ley, potatoes and hay. These are his
total number OF acres under the plow
and divide by the number of crops so
that he has from six to eight fields,
and on each of these fields he raises
a different crop, thus he will have all
the crops with which he has been
accustomed, and every year he will
change them around from field to
field, and still raise the same num-
Der of acres of potatoes, hay, wheat.
rye, barley, corn and oats in a sys-
improved year after year and able to
support larger yields. The plan below
gives all the crops and the fields that
they are to be raised upon year after
year from 1913 to 1928.
1915
Field Corn (silage, fodder, grain)
at the last cultivation seed to rye and
clover to be plowed under next spring
for green manuring.
Field 2.-Hay, the same as last year
No change
Field 3.-Hay, the same as last year
No change.
Field 4.-Oats or barley seeded to
red clover and timothy for next year
hay.
Field 5.-Potatoes in fall seed to
rye to be plowed under next spring
for green manuring.
Field 6.-Spring wheat after har-
vesting plow and seed to rye and
clover or vetch to be plowed under
next spring for green manuring.
Field Hay the same as last year.
No change.
Field Shay, the same as last year
No change.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-02-22
ABOUT PEOPLE YOU KNOW.

Section Foreman William Peterson
was a business visitor Monday ir
Houghton.
The evening world., 1913-10-24
TEMPERANCE, NOT
PROHIBITION, IS
PLEA Of MAYOR
Chief Executive, in Addressing
w. G. T. IT, Urges Vigor-
GUS Educational Campaign.

For years a great part of the corrup-
Ion in the Police Department and In
politics has had it, origin IN the traffic
and use Of intoX!cants." said Mayor
Kline to-day IN = WELDON. address 10
the Womcns christian Temperance
Nnce in tho tcad nay of Muslc, Brooklyn.
Because some men want drink and
,ecause others grow rich 5y the sale Of
whiskey and bccr there have grown up
these troublesome questions OF saloon
regulation.
The MAJOR then spoke OF temperance
and said 1t wasn't popular to be
skate" now, although IL was In the
Georgian period.
whether OF not your rei, OBJECT
>e to bring about total abstinence
take 1t for granted tina; many OF
YOU have That object cannot help
thinking that YOU do wei. to carry on
your Banner the inldcr and more friend
~ word temperance. Tor Il is better
even with the mos: laudahlc Intentions
not - frighton ANY IN the beginning
those whom you might convert"
referring t. l,ca. conditions tho Mayor
said:
There Is great difference of opln-
ION as t. what the ilW ought 10 be and
strange as 1t may seen. a difference Of
opinion as To whether the law should
Re enforced OF not. NJ one extreme is
the faction which asks FOR absolute
prohibition. at tho other the faction
that Is FOR so-cIllcd wide open town
In between is great body Of citizens
who believe that good measure Of
personal liberty ~ no, inconsistent with
proper and healthsul regulation.
The saloon question Is a vital one
for New York ami will be- iol long
time to come. The NOS. thoughtful,
among our citizens are Of the opinion
that with us--with the varied national
traditions and ha1itA represented in
our populatiun-thc solution lies not
IN any sudden and drastic coursc OF
OPPRESSION, but rather IN II era !ual
process Of education.
Meanwhile the campaign OF educa-
ton by your organization and others
like 1t goes ON apuc-. You women VINO
eivs so unsclhsh!y of your time and
EFFORT in such Il worthy cause deserve
oar heartlest support II ~ mach the
easier way to stick to ones own AZ
fairs. ones own duties and Pleasures.
and not to worry about the rest %! the
world But nothing is eyer accom-
plished by thos. who follow such ,
course. The citizens, whether men or
women, who take an interest in the
rest OF humanity and who try 10 help
tho other fellow along are responsible
for all the progress humanity has
made toward better things. The W. e.
7. U. is distinctly within that class,
or, to use phrase that has become
, current. you are truly soldiers OF me
The evening world., 1913-10-24
DILLON WALLACE is SAFE.
Arctic Explorer. Reported Lost. "n
Ills Way Home.

Dillon Wallace las concluded has
exploration work in Labrador and
IL safe at st, Johns. y, i. Friends
who had not heard from him last
night expressed fears for his safety.
According to his sister, Miss Anne Wal
ace OF Beacon. y. v, she has Just re-
ceived a letter from HIN, postmarked
st. Johns. saying thar lie would Do home
in "A week
Norwich bulletin., 1913-10-10
A HAPPY CHILD IN
 JUST A FEW HOURS.
When Cross, Constipated or if Fever ish Give California Syrup of Figs" Then Don't Worry.

Mothers can rest easy after giving California Syrup of Figs" because ill Q few hours all the clogged up waste, sour bile and fermenting food gently moves out of the bowels, and you have a well, playful child again. Children simply will not take the time from play to empty their bowels, and they become tightly packed. liver gets sluggish and stomach disordered
 When cross. feverish, restless. see if tongue is coated. then give this de- HCiOuS fruit laxative' Children love it. and it cannit cause injury. No diff ference what ails your little one-if full of cold. or 2 sore throat, diarrhoea, stomachache. bad breath, remember a gentle inside cleansing" should al- ways be the first treatment given. Full directions for babies, children of all ages and grown-ups are printed on each bottle.
 Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot tie of California Syrup of Figs" then look carefully and see that it is made by the California Fig Syrup Com pany." We make no smaller size. Hand back with contempt any other fig syrup.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-10-10
Mi-o-na Stops All
 StOn1aCh Distress

Why suffer with that uncomforta- Ole feeling of fullness, headache, dizziness, Sour, gassy. upset stomach, or heartburn? Get relief at once delays are dangerous. Buy today noW-from your druggist a fifty cent DoX of Mi-o-na Tablets.
 They are not a cure-all or an ex- pertinent but a scientific remedy recommended for but one thing stomach distress. Their action is sure, safe and immediate.
 There is no more effective stomach remedy than Mi-o-na. Besides quick ly stopping the distress Mi-o-na soothes the irritated walls of the stomach, strengthens and builds up the digestive organs and increases the flow of gastric juices, thus assisting nature in the prompt digestion of the food-yOur entire system is benefited. you will enjoy good health,
 Do not suffer another day-get a box of Mi-o-na Tablets from The Lee & oSSood O.. or your nearest drug stOpe. Take them as directed and see how quickly you get relief.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-10-10
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Have you been able to meet all the demands of your creditors ?' Meet them? I haven't been able to avoid them. "-BuffalO Express.
 Uncle-RealIy, my dear only three months married and here are you in the Tyrol and your husband in Nor way Niece-Oh yes! We must get used to each other first.-Fliegende Blaetter
 How can a girl be sure that a young man loves her?" "Oh there are reliable signs Now my beau stands for my fathers stale stories and even for an occasional touch. Puck
 Saccie-Why in the name of good ness do you keep taking out your watch? Have you a train to catch? Tom-Eh! Oh, no. The fact is, haven't seen it for long time.-Illus- trated Bits.
 Look at dat dorg chewing. grass" "Wots de matter wit him?" Dunno, but he can't inveigle me inside de fence. I never seen a dOrg yet dat Wus a vegetarian. n."-Washington Herald.
 I'm afraid my son is hopelessly stupid" What's the trouble at col lege? History or geometry" 2" Why, they say he can't learn the football signals. Pittsburg Post.
 Tourist-How do I go from here to Blindalm? Innkeeper-You aren't go- ing all that way up, surely? Have glass of beer, then, and then perhaps I'll tell you something about it. Fiiegende Blaetter.
 Your husband is always so pressed for time He complains bitterly about it." That's too had" Isn't it?" T was in his office this afternoon and he wasn't there" Yes. His golf cluk is so far away that he has to leave hic desk at 1 o'clock. Cleveland Plain Dealer