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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

NUBS OF THOUGHT.


What Austria threatens to do will
hardly make Montenegrin.
If that young man. whose picture
appears on the front cover Of the last
issue of the Saturday Evening Post
isn't a mOllycoddle we miss our guess.
It is to be hoped the Kansas legis-
lature has been more satisfactory to
the people than 1t vas to the Kansas
City Star.
When II is e dull you a depend
upon it that the average country
newspaper is going to denounce the
rowing gypsies.
William Howard Taft has written
to the white house for a picture Of
T. r. We presume he wants to kick
a hole in it.
Many river towns are now quar-
reling about city water. The Webb
bill has left nothing else to quarrel
about, perhaps.
Texas is the foremost agricultural
state, but the fact that it has SO much
more ground to work has a good
deal to do with it,.
English people are getting tired of
the actions of the SUITS. and may de.
up with the country.
You may have observed that that
celebrated Huerta investigat ion re-
suited in the promotion Of the man
who had Madero and Suarez shot.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

Is Willing. to Wear Any Old Label.
New York Telegram.)
Teddy Bear Makers International
union has declared that all Teddy
bears must bear a union label. Oh.
sure.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31
When did he begin?

The hardest work isn't done in the
mines or sweat shops: the hardest
work is done in search Of recreation,
and is called Sport.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

March usually starts the peach
buds, and then freezes them. 1t may
be added that March is about equal
Ily unsatisfactory In other respects,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31
What They Say


(St. Louis Republic.)
DIR. Mary Walker says Mrs. Pank-
hurst and her supporters are a rowdy
crowd who ought to be in an insane
asylum. Some people have thought
DR.. Mary needed treatment, but this
remark acquits her.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31
1t Gives the ..Marks' Acid Test.

(BostOn Advertiser
The cubist artists are fairly safe
against the possibility Of having their
work suppressed as immoral. Their
real difficulty will be to sell it.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

Company for Dollar Diplomacy.
philadelphia Press.)
Perhaps Secretary Bryan will now
want to give up those famous dollar
dinners, also.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31
Mhat Reallx Gives Finn cola Eeet.

tSt. Louis Globe-Democrat.)
When we note the hesitancy with
which the anbassadorship to Great
Britain is regarded we mustn't forget
the influence Of the knee breeches.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

It's a Pity Uncle Lutte Burbank
couldn't have been in The Garden of
Eden. He'd have taken the Trouble
out of The Apple.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

Will be Awful jolt To Huntington.
Baltimore SUM-
Huntington Wilson has gone, but
the government at Washington still
lives.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

WAS the letter Of introduction
gave you of any service when you
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

oh, Well, Why IL an Ambassador?
philadelphia Record.)
Wilson doesn't want rich ambassa.
doris, and the poor ones decline.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

Texas is the foremost agricultural
state, but the fact that it has SO much
more ground to work has a good
deal to do with it,.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

When He Took That 18.to.l Chance.
(New York Evening SUM-
Bryan stopped Sambling.-Head.
line.
When did he bepino
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

English people are getting tired of
the actions of the SUITS. and may de.
eide to send them to Canada to grow
up with the country.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

A chap who says he is Dismayed he
cause Mans Gratitude stays hid, is,
maybe. trying to get paid for Some
thing that he Never Did.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

You may have observed that that
celebrated Huerta. investigation re.
suited in the promotion Of the man
who had Madero and Suarez shot.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

William Howard Taft has written
20 the white house for a picture Of
r. We presume he wants to kick
! hole in it.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

Many river towns are now quar-
reling about city water. The Webb
bill has left nothing else to quarrel
about, perhaps.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

.
What Austria threatens to do will
hardly make Montenegrin.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

When It is very dull you can depend
upon it that the average country
is going to denounce the
gypsies.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

It is to be hoped the Kansas legis-
lature has been more satisfactory to
the people than it was to the Kansas
CITY Star.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

Bill the Baggage Man overheard the
Manager Of The Troop a he
wouldn't mind the Leading Lady's
taking her dog into the Hotel Dining
Room. If the Pup would only Bite The
Head Waiter.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

If that young man. whose picture
appears on the front cover Of the last
issue of the Saturday Evening Post
isn't a %mollycoddle we miss our guess.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

The man with a Hand Full of
Trumps develops a suspicion
that the deal isn't square.
OF course. there r lots of Big Fish
In the sea. Everybody has seen one
or two slide off the hook.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-31

You should try to forgive your en-,
emies: 81 do" replied Senator Sor.
ghum; "but I can't help wanting tt
make arrangements to pity then
first"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
REV. DR.. JACKSON
HAS WORDS OF PRAISE
Pastor of Cedar Valley Bap-
list Church Talks of
Plant Juice.

The Rev DIT. NJ. c. Jackson. pastor Of
the West Dallas Cedar Valley Baptist
Church says that he would not take
anything for the benefit he has re-
ceived from Plant Juice. Rev. Jackson
is IS years old and an eloquent and
Jealous worker. Previous to his pres
ent charge he was pastor for ten
years in Arlington.
Il have had a great deal Of trouble
with my liver. also constipation and
a catarrhal condition of the head. I
frequently became dizzy and had head
aches constantly. / read so many fine
things about Plant Juice I was sure
that IL must be worthy, so tried it. I
have taken one bottle and have been
greatly benefited. Ny head is clear.
my nervous system toned up and I
feel fine and strong
Ministers everywhere have found
Plant Juice highly beneficial in its in
MIGRATING and vitalizing effects when
they become run down and ,debilitated
from nervous strain as a result Of their
eEacting work.
For all arrangements Of the stOm-
ach. liver, kidneys and blood Plant
Juice is without an equal II you have
indigestion, biiousness, poor appetite,
nervousness, insomnia, catarrh, rheU-
ma tisTn OF just feel tired out you VIII
be surprised at the quick results.
Kelly & Pollard sell it--Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
LOTS SOLDIN
RESIDENCE SECTION

The Highland Park Realty company
has sold TO @ A. Bush lots to II. in
block 81 Highland Park, for $500. The
MOrningside Heights Realty company
has sold Alma Fehrenback lots and
4, in block 81. MOrninsside Heights, for
$500. These sales were made by the
Newman Investment company.
ID. G. Heineman reports the follow
ing sales made during the past two
days; c. ". Groom to Miss Alma John
son, lots Z, and 9. in block IS, Gov
eminent Hill, for $3.50; n r. Henley 70
A. ". TrOtter. lots p to "a, in block 53,
Altura Park, for $3.50; J. L Dyer to
Phoenix-El PasO Building company,
lots II and L, in block g. Government
Hill, for S465; Florence OchOa to Mrs.
Helen C. Caplinger, lots Q to II, in
Richey TO Mrs Helen G.. Caplinger, lots
p to y, in block 4, Government Hill.
$3.50; /. E Gilett to z. A. Walters,
five lots in Valverde addition for $3.50.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
FEDERAL COURT HAS
BUSY WEEK AHEAD

Automobile seizures, ammunition
smuggling 'ases, and petty violations
OF the federal statutes will be threshed
out at the April term of the United
states court, which opens here Mon
day Three autos have been seized
by customs officers because the gov
eminent sleuths claimed that they
were being used for the smuggling Of
cigars, ciEarets and other Mexican con-
trabands from JuareZ- a number OF am
muniuOn cases. charging various per-
sons with conspiracy TO smuggle am
unltion to Mexico viii also be tried
at this term, including the Krakauer.
Lork q Move, succs-, case which was
postponed from the last term.
An unusual number of witnesses have
been SubDenaed for the April term.
Service has been ordered On 10 witness
ses and the deputy marshal is busy
serving the papers on the witnesses
and grand jurors who were drawn for
the federal grand jury this term.
Judge 7. S. MaXey and district clerk
D. H Hart will arrive Sunday from
Waco for the opening of court Monday.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03

scarcely rest at night, it would itch and burn
so badly.
Il bought box Of Cutcura Ointmenta and
cake Of Cuticura Soap, washed my head
good in warm water and CuticlIra Soap,
rubbed the scalp good with Cuticura Oint-
meht. let it stay on all night and washed it
OF the next morning. 1 kept the treatment
up for about two weeks and my head was
entirely well and I have seen no signs Of It
since My face was covered with boils and
began using Cuticura Soap and they all
disappeared. Cuticura Soap and Ointment
cured me completely" CSigned) Miss
Maude Sharpe. Mar. 25, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment do 50 much
for pimples. blaclNheads. red, rough skins.
itching, scaly scalps. dandruff. dry. thin and
falling hair. chapped hands and shapeiess
nails, that it is almost criminal not to use
them. Sold everywhere. Liberal sample Of
each mailed free. with s2-p. Skin Book. Ad-
dress postcard "Cuticura.' Dept. T, Boston
sS-Tender-faced men should use Cuticura
Soap shaving Stick, 25c. Sample free.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
NEW DISTRICT A SURE
CURE FOR HOAIESIC6NES
Dallas News says Burges and Harris
Feel Perfectly at Home When at
Austin as Result OF Gerry
mander.

An Austin dispatch to the Dallas
News says.
Representatives Harris and Burgess, of
FL Paso, today took q walk down the
international and Great Northern
track. When they got back to town Mr..
Harris said
Dick and strOued to the south
piece and came to the eastern end Of
the proposed FL PasO district lin Co
nal county,, and Immediately we barred
our heads in thankfulness; that feeling
Of nostalgia which has possessed US
instantly disappeared. and we sang
There Is No Place Like Home Come
to think of it, it isn't a bad thing
to stretch congressional districts out
so as to come to the very doors of the
state capitol, for this viii make the
members of. the legislature feel at
home all OF the time. and perhaps
make them content to serve at 81 a
day"
But said Mr.. Burgess ct am not
entirely satisfied. Having stretched
the FL Paso district so far to the east.
they should have included Guadalupe
county, the place of my nativity. in
which event 7 would have had a home
at both ends of the district"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
lRPENTER5 SAY
They IRE WHINING
Contractors Say They Have
Not and VIII Not Ac-
cede to Demand.

! Union carpenters claim that they are
. winning the strike for an increase in
[ scale. and that all but 90 of the Journey
/ men carpenters are back at work at the
new scale OF 62 II cents per hour. L.
( b. Louis. assistant business agent OF
I the carpenters union, saws that of the
/ 400 union carpenters there are but so
now out on strike, as the others have
{ returned TO work for contractors who
/ have granted the demand OF the men
I for the increase IN the working scale
Among those who have taken back the
men or have kept them at work without
| interruption. he says. are II. I. POnsfOrd
and Perry kirkpatrick.
Say They VIII Not Give In.
} The contractors say they are deter
mined not to give in to the demands OF
the union carpenters. Y. +. Ware. sec
rotary Of the General Contractors assO-
citation, said Thursday morning: we
have enough men at work and are con
tinuing our operations. We do not in
tend to accede TO the demand made for
the increased wage scale
"TWO-thirdS of the contractors are
now paving the increased scale assist
ant business agent Louis says. "SOme
are even paving the new scale on old
work. Wherever the contractors agreed
to the new scale before the strike the
old work viii be finished at the old
scale. IN order that the contractor may
not lose on his contract, because of the
increase in scale. Most OF the contrac-
tors did this and are now enjoying the
lower scale of 55 cents on old work The
Masonic temple is the only big Job that
IS now being interfered with by the
strike
Union Holds Smoker
The carpenters union entertained
Wednesday evening with a smoker IN
the labor union hall for its friends. An
invitation was extended all of the con-
tractors to attend. f c. Standish pre-
sided at the meeting and introduced the
speakers. who were invited to talk on
any topic but municipal politics. Judge
A. S. J. Ey1ar. Ralf Border, Ballard
COldWell. j. ID. Ponder. Gunther Leasing
and Prof. q. ?. Putnam of the invited
guests spoke. W. @. Griffin. secretary
of the Central Labor union; J.. B. Louis,
assistant business agent of the carpen-
ters' union; J. B. Williams, J. ".
Ramage. William Embler and other labor
men also spoke. Ted Bartlett, Emmett
Bonleore and the carpenters quartet |
sang and Il boxing match was given. |
There were 500 men present at the /
smoker.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
BISBEE POLICEMEN
ASK PAY INCREASE

Bisbee, Ariz., April "a request has
been made to the city by chief of no
lice Watkins that the wages of the
police force be raised. He points out
that the local force is now working u
and 10 hours a day whereas in other
cities eight hours is the limit. The
police are willing TO continue working
the present hours if a raise is granted
C. A HOlz, Of the first ward, has
been appointed to fill the unexpired
term of alderman j. j. Hill, resigned.
Mr. Hill has gone to Tucson. where he
viii engage in business.
Figures just compiled show that. for
the month of March the freight busi-
ness at Bisbee increased more than IS
percent over the same month for 1913.
The largest item carried is ore. which
is showing a steady increase.
Dr. Charles Hunt, city health Officer,
has been reappOinted, his term TO run
for two years
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
SAYS KELLY COT
MONEY As CHARGED
F. B. Stuart, Campaign Man
ager Of Citizens Tick
ct, Backs Stanton
Declaration.
FL Paso. Tex. April 8, 1913.
" II plsn HeraId.

} -uitur III PdsO Herald:
/ There appeared in tOdav's issue of The
! Morning Times a card signed by Q. L.
/ Kelly and the other candidates for city
/ offices associated with him on the ring
/ ticket.
in reply to the statement made In
| that card. I desire to call the attention
! of the public to the fact that there were
charges also made bv Mr.. Stanton IN
his speech at the Opera House, to the
effect that there were detaultlng OH
Gals OF the city. who Id used the
money of the city, and also a further
statement was made to the effect that
nothing had been done to bring them
to Justice or to protect the citizens OF
the city OF Fl PasO against such de
faulters- l desire in behalf OF the hide
pendent candidates, as well as Mr.. stan
ton. who made the speech at the Opera
House, to request that that portion OF
his speech above referred to be given
proper consideration before either the
candidates OF Mr.. Stanton is required
to make a statement in reference to
the charge that contributions had been
made by women occupying or interested
in the redhght district. Why was this
not dOne2
1 further call attention to the fact
that when these gentlemen. other than
Mr.. Kelly, signed the card above re-
ferTed to, they did not know whether
or not the statements made bY Mr..
Stanton in his speech at the opera house
were true. They are simply trying to
bolster up the veTacIty OF Mr.. Kelly
The charge was made that Mr. Kelly
received the contributions. at least that
was the only inference that could be
made from the charges made by Mr..
stanton in his speech.
The information was received from a
ment to me, that he would much rather
believe than c. E. Kelly, and he further
requested me to state, that when the
other charges are met, one OF which IS
above referred to, he VIII then be pre-
pared to make q statement showing the
,asis upon which he made the charges
in his speech at the opera house not only
IN reference to the contributions, above
referred to, but also to the further
charge that there have been defaultiag
officials OF the city. who are handling
the money of the city.
The other persons, that Is. candidates
Tor aldermen, Levy. Hewitt. LeaTel and
Clayton, and the other candidates, Davis,
COldWeN and Sullivan. were not charged
to have known that said contributions
were made, and they undertake to state
that such charges were false, when 1T IS
impossible for them to know. except I
from the statement OF Mr.. Kelly him
self, whether such charges are true or |
false. To make q statement. when Won !
do not know whether it IS true or false,
is, within itself. a false statement. The
gentlemen are invited to give this state /
ment immediate consideration.
The siOners of the card. other than /
Mr.. Kelly. are rot charged with knowl- /
edge of the contributions above referred /
to. l here assert. upon definite infOrma-
knH
tributiOHs.
Very respectfully.
T. B. Stuart
Chairman of the Campaign Committee
for Independent Candidates.
ADVERTISEMENT
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
TREES ARE PUTTING
OUT At ALAMOGORDO

AlamogordO. n. N. April 3.-ApYiI 3
arrived in this section with very much
OF a furry. The wind has been blowing
a gale This wind IS in marked contrast
TO the weather OF the last DAYS Of
March, which were very pleasant and
sunshiny. The city and surrounding
country has taken on a very green tint.
All the fruit and shade trees are put
ting out leaves, and many of them have
leaves already in their upper branches.
The pear trees are blooming now and
also the seeding peaches which were
not killed by the cold weather.
In the election held in this school dis
trict to elect a board of education. c. W.
Morgan and Thomas Frazier were elect
ed to fill the two year terms and 7. J..
Lawson, Fred Crosby and F. c. ROLAND
were chosen to fill the four wear terms.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
DIR. PEARSON COMING;
HIS ROAn Is OPEN

For the first time in three years. DR..
Francis s. Pearson, head of the Pear
son syndicate, viii be permitted to ride
from FL Paso to Chihuahua and return
over his own line, when he arrives here
from New Ork next Wednesday. DR..
Pearson has Just returned from Ems
land. where he has been on a financial
trip for his Mexican interests. and. ac-
companled by vice president II. J. Mil
Ter ne VIII come to FL EasO for an in
spection Of the properties here and i'm
MeNlcO- The Mexico North Western
railrOad--the Pearson liue-is now run
ulnE trains between FL PasO and Chi
nuahua, the FL PasO mills are running
fun time and the MADEIRA and Pearson
NILS are ready to reopen. Dr. Pearson
ana vice president Miller viii make am
inspection IT'D of the railroad and mill
ing properties.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
GETTING WARRTED IN
1 II L


Getting married IN JuareZ is a great
deal more difficult than il is in FL
Faso- Here all man is required to do
Is first to win the girl then get a mar
rage license and a preacher or Judge
and be married There are certain re-
-qulrements as TO age and sometimes
consent Of parents is required, but it
is not a difficult rhing
In Juarez it is different There, the
persons desiring to be married must
appear before the jefe politico To him
they must give their names. ages. ad-
dresses and names of their parents
tney must also be residents of Juarcz
Tor SLY months before getting married.
When they have furnishes the re-
CURED cata. 1T Is posted on the wall
on tHe 5eL$ tura, where all the public
may see IT. at the end Of three weeks,
leF the couple may be married bv the
]eIe poEtieo. A civil marriage is re-
ealIea OF Mexican citizens q church
civil ceremony
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
ROSWELL ORCHARDS TO NET
CLOSE TO $500 An ACHE
c. D. Miller. Who Visited PeeOs Valley,
Says Land Owned By Local Men
Is IdenI for Eruif Growing.

Is Ideal for Fruit Growing.
Albuquerque n n, April sc. d.
Miller. who recently returned 10 Albu-
QuerQue from the Pecos valley, is iIEter-
ested in the apple orchards developed in
that district by /. B. Schwentker, OF
this city, and n r Summers, former
assessor OF BernalIiO county, but now
a resident OF Roswell
The tract being put into orchards by
the local men consists OF about 5000
acres all adjacent TO the railway and
only four miles south OF Roswell The
land in part was purchased from the
Hagerman tracts j. D. Tiusiey, OF the
santa Fe, and Prof Fabian Garcia. Of
the New Mexico Agricultural college,
have pronounced it IDEAL for apple cul-
Lure.
The tracts in apples have been plant
ed so feet apart, considered by hUrti-
culturists to be the proper distance,
and the most profitable varieties have
been planted Starils's Delicious. Black
Twig, York, Imperial, JOuathans and
Wines2ps have been set out State
ments from cOnserva tive men place the
value of q fun bearing orchard to let
close to $500 an acre per annUm and
in this section Of New Mexico. on ac-
count Of the good market, the results
have been higher.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
ONE KILLED DURING HIGH
WIND GTnRlT NEAR ST IOT

St Louis, Mo-, April IA nigh wind
storm which struck Tuxedo, a suburb in
st. Louis county. today, tore down a
dozen poles. carrying electric light
wires and heavy feed cables, thereby
causing one death. Harry Davis, OF
Webster Grove. 10 years old, who was
driving a graders team. was struck by
the falling wires and elecrocuted-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
APRIL II Is ARBOR
DAY FOR NEW MEXICO
Governor ". C. Mcdonald issues Proc
lamatiOn, Setting Aside That Date

Santa Fe. n H.. April 3.-Governor
w G. Mcdonald has set aside Friday.
April II, for observance as Arbor day
in New Mexico The governors proc
lamatiOn follows
Whereas. the laws of the state pro-
vide that the governor shall designate
a day to be set apart and known as
Arbor day, that the actual planting of
trees may be done at q time which may
best suit local climatic conditions. I
hereby designate Friday. the nth day
Of April, 1913, as ArbOr day
4 recommend that this day be OBJ
served as a holiday in all the public
schools Of the state: that the county
school superintendents give proper no
tice of the day in the respective coun-
ties for the actual planting of trees.
All intelligent citizens know the i'm
pCrtance of tree culture and forestry
iu our state. ArbOr day, if prQperlv
observed. viii stimulate statewide
interest I'm this cause. The great les
son OF conservation should be fought
as well as that of the propagation and
culture of tree life"