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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
LIVESTOCK


Dunning 4 Stevenss Live stock Report.
EAST BUFFALO. N. T.. Sept. IL
Cattle: Receipts two oars: market.
slow; stockers and feeders. 1oc low
err: prime steers. @S.7600.3S: ship.
3s0s.s6; heifers ss.so@A; fat cows.
3I.So07.l6 trimmers. eS.s00S.So: feed
ers, 16.iS@7SB. stockerS. s6.6o0e.6o:
bulls, e6.600710; mixers and sprtng-
ers, tt0e Hogs: RsceiptA 20 cars:
market. slow; steady. ls0S.1s; workers.
Se.s0oSlo: pigs, s12s9s:so. Sheep:
Receipts, 10 cars: market allow; top
lambs. 174oWfsO; yearlinga. es.S00S;
wethsrs lsqs,as; ewes. NoAso'
UNION STOCK YARDS.
UNION STOCK YARDS. CHICAGO.
Hogs: Receipts. $4,000 head; market,
slow and steady to &c lower; mixed and
butchers. s7;so0sosi Eood heaxy. Ss3
90; pigs. Sl.1S0S. Cattle: Receipts.
ID 600 head, market. steady: beeves.
47.250s40; cows and heifsrs ~osO@
67s: stockers and feeders. 96:A0Qe;
Texans. 79x1o: calves. Ss.So0n.
Sheep: Receipts. $4,000 head: market.
x::h to ,se lSwe5; 1,: :mS: :S34IS
CLEVELAND.
CLEVELAND. o.. Sept 3l.--Hogs:
Receipts, 1000 head; market. 100 goo
higher: hsavieA 4S.36017S; mixed
Se.1S; yorksrs, 4s.lS60.26: pigs. IS. Cat
tie: Receipts. : cars; market steady.
Sheep and lambs: Receipts. : cars: 41.1S
%. Calvss: Receipts. 100 head; >l30A
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

an institution where they can be given
In trade. They are not
to be fined and turned loose. Street
walkers are to be given Industrial In
struction II they desire It.: or they
may be given . place In which to stay
until they ind honest employment. II
q place 10 to be put out Of business,
the district committee IL to see to II
that literature is distributed and pup
lie sentiment aroused against the
place, 30 that It will be kept closed,
and 90 that the proprietor will be un-
able to find another property In which
to operate.
1.-THE morals Of a community seem
to depend on public sentiment. De-
generation of the moral faculty ID
gradual. A suggestive word In song
may lead to further suggestiveness'
and. finally, to degradation. On the
other hand. public sentiment may be
directed In the opposite course. and
the morals Of the community raised
to q higher plane. I believe that this
has been the result In Chicago. There
are many places which still run wide
open; but the sentiment OF the com
munity 10 against them. and the entire
moral tone of the city has been rails
ed. In the old vice district. even the
police were infected by the laxness
Of the place. They were seen without
their coats, with handkerchiefs around
their necks. taking part In the life
OF the district and declining to inter
fsre With Il. This condition - now Z
thing Of the past. The community
has Withdrawn it, sanction; they are
outlawed."
Mrs. Washburne says that threats
against her life have ceased, now
that West Hammond has been clean
ed up and the city has seen the good
effects Of the closing Of the vice dis
trict :.
A general meeting Of the Detroit
committee investigating the vice PROB
lem will be held In the Board Of Com
meroe building 1t O'Clock. THURSDAY
afternoon.
The commission will consider two
points-the formation Of . civic NOR
ais commission. along lines already
suggested. to be permanent board
dealing with eli problems Of public
morality: and preparations for the
reception In the Florence Cr1ttenton
home Of women from the places wAach
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

OF one alderman from each ward, or
Il members. instead Of az
The council may refer any ordi.
nance to the people for adoption: anu
on petition Of Ave per cent Of the
electors. an ordinance must bs refer
red to tho people for ratification. Pro
vision 10 also made for the initiative.
The board OF estimates II abolished.
The budget, after passing the council,
goes to the mayor. who may increase.
decrease or wipe out any item. The
budget then returns to the council.
which may reject the mayors findings
only By q three-fourths vote.
The council IL given power to de-
fins the denomination Of city bonds
The interest limit II nxsd at ave per
cent instead Of four.
In the police department. . new Of
dcer. known - the deputy commits
stoner. II created. He II also to be
property clefk
A new department Of public safety
10 created. having control Of inspec-
ton Of electric wires, buildings,
plumbing. drainage. gas water heaters.
boilers. steam machinery and the 10
sue Of licenses. The department II
divided into ave bureaus-slectrtc In.
spsction. boiler inspection. plumbing
inspection, building inspection. and
signal service. Each bureau II to b
In charge Of . superintendent
Provision 10 made for the street
railway commission. according to the
terms Of the charter amendment
adopted last fall.
The water commission n brought
under the city government II II now
separate corporation
4 recreation combustion In created
TO have charge Of Fairgrounds. indoor
recreation oentsrs, debating clubs
gymnasiums and private baths, and
to inspect and regulate commercial
amusemsnts for which licenses are 70
Quired.
A department Of labor welfare u
established. with . single commits
sioner 1t it, head. and an attorney to
assist him, to adjust differences be
tween employer and employe, and to
give advice to workingmen. Questions
Of social vice may be investigated BY
the department. It may be assisted
In this course by citizens, serving
without pay. The commission, with
the councils consent, may establish
free employment bureau and . ioaH
bureau.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
POLICEMAN CATCHES
PROWLER IN SALOON

Frank Miller, no home, was caught
In Barney Clark's saloon, No. 1906
Michigan-ave., early Wednesday morn
ing, when an ofiacer from vinewood
station saw the shadow Of q man
moving about in the place, entered q
window. and nabbed the prowler.
David Gordon's saloon, at No. 1921
Michigan-ave., had been entered by q
rear window only . short time before.
and $40 was stolen from the cash till.
Miller IL charged with that burglary,
also.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
BEBY MOUNTS
WITNESS STAND
in SLAVE CASE
Court Room Crowded With
Women as Millionaire Pre-
pares to Answer CHARGES
VISITED .JONQUIL" ONLY
AS A PHILANTHROPIST
Prisoner Will Endeaver to Prove
That He Ii Victim of Black
mailing Plot

LOS ANGELES. Sept 2%.-Judge
Blsdsos's court room was packed long
before court opened. today. ~ the re-
suit Of the announcement that George
H Bixby, millionaire. accused OF con-
tributing 10 the delinquency Of young
girls, viii take the stand In his own
defense during today's session.
That he had not been guilty Of the
acts charged against him by Miss
Cleo Barker and other young girls.
and that he visited the JonQuu resort
here only for the purposes Of phil
anthropy, will be the principal tssti-
mony OF the defendant. B1xby viii
assert, further. that Miss Barker has
no basis In fact for her charges. but
10 merely trying to put through .
blackmau schema Q
Testimony to support this latter
charge was taken. late yesterday. and
when court opened today. Oscar Law
lor and Samuel Haskins, attorneys for
the defense, both testified regarding
suits for damages hled against Bixby
by Miss Parker and Miss Jeanette Ell
liz, . former Jonquu resort inmate.
Miss Barker. they allege. had said
her attorney had urged her to go
AFTER certain rich men In Los Ange-
lee. including Octavius Morgan and
Justice w. H. Evans. OF 4onrovaA
HAskins asserted one OF Miss BarkeTa
lawyers made vague demands for Q
settlement from Bixby. justice Evans
was questioned. and admitted that he
had called 1t the JonQuil resort sew
eral times, but never for immoral
purposes.". With Bixhy's testimony,
the defense expects to close. and n
guments viii begin Immediately after
wards. The case viii probably reach
the Jury tomorrow night.
That Miss Barker win be married
to q youth about town a. soon - the
Bixby trial ends 10 the general BELIEF
today. The severe attire she affected
during tho early days OF the trial has
been abandoned and she appeared. to
day, garbed respendently in silks. Az
torney Lawlor. for the defense. says
she intimated to him that she intend
Cd to marry.
Women today occupied the hrst few
rows Of seats In the court room. Q
majority taking voluminous notes
Many were from the w. G. T. u, and
others represented the Women's CLUB
The Indications are that they arc pre-
pairing papers on the white slavery
situation to be read before the wom
ems organisations. later.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

Police Commissioner Gillespie has or.
dored closed Oct. Is.
1.-TWO eases have already beSn re-
ceived By the Crittenton home,p said
DR.. william A. Wihon. superintendent
Of the home, Wednesday. 1T 10 i'm,
possible 70 tell What the effect Of the
closing order will be on the number
who may apply for admission"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
POWELL HELD FOR TRIAL
IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

Martin Powell, arrested here while
trying to dispose of $4,000 Of stolen
bills from the Bank of Montreal. New
Westminster, was held for trial after
his examination before q magistrate
In New Westminster, according to
news received here. The Detroit Of
ficers who are there as witnesses did
not testify In the preliminary exam
nation. Powell acted as bis own At
torrey.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
DUR. ESCAPES
BIG TAX LEVY

Cass Benton, the tax expert en-
ployed by the county, has discovered
that since the annexation Of Delray
and other western territory. In 1905.
the d. u. r. has been escaping taxes
on fag ends of its lines In the su-
burbs. The property which has thus
been escaping Is valued at over w.
000, 900, and the city has lost much
money In taxes.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

WASHINGTON, Sept. 24.--The
state department today wired Consul
Wilbur T. Gracey, at Progreso. Mex.
TO proceed Immediately to Champan-
ton, and investigate the reported slay-
Ing near there Of Victor East OF
Peoria, III.
Rep. Fftzhenry, Of Illinois. asked
the department to take action. after
an appeal from East's brother. STAN
ley. Of Peoria.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

No. hidsa 10 "a: Hip aAs sAas. 1sSe
stsns.s-Msssipas. sS.So0s Der box
Msisss-Rocky Tords. ei.Soo1.7s; -
OrenGss-california. vaisneiaA eAse
VS.sssS-Ysiiow. Si.xs per bu: ta.3S
mar sack; Spanish. Sl.<0 per crate
Piuas--ai.so y LIS per hu -
r:c..-cciaRH1s, 80 Ssr SS 1850"
Feachss--AA. sL7s02; A, s1.to0l-ss'
Pcuitry-springs. 1sM cleo: hsAS
iSx a lee: stays. III @l2c: roosterH leg
Isss sY.ss--ss.s as = ass per crete:
Petstoes-CAr lots, track Detroit. In
bags, 90 u sac: In bulk. Ss0s7c per bu.
sweet PstatSss-,W,yiniHs {hhiSs9Tn
per bu
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
Man Bitten BY Horse.

Louis Rather. of No. 3S1 Hastings
st., was bitten over the left eye by
q horse, a. he was walking along
Michigan-av4, near Harrison-ave..
where the horse was tied ut the curb
ing. He was taken to the city physi-
clans once where his wound was
dressed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

~ YORK. Sept 34.-The stock
1r1SGt openod active, with prices
So mt stocks showed good sup
q the decline.
* n m.-Ihe market continued DUH.
= - mnrkot became dull In the
AFTERNOON. Prices, however,
1o1 signs OF returning Armness.
- a n.--Durtng the nrSt hour &C
~ 40 variable and price changes
cluolya. room traders trying to
reolts on both sides. Rock lsl'
- stronger, but the street. be-
tat Incubation In these issues
= unooncluded. Virginia Rail
"a Power sold 1t ~. ave points
- IL last side. July "a.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
GILLESPIE AND MAYORS
SECRETARY ON VACATION

Police Commissioner Gillespie and
Edward T. Fitzgerald, mayors score
tary, leave Thursday morning on q
lake trip 70 Duluth. They expect 10
be gone about 10 days.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

CHICAGO, Sept 2A.-Butter: ExtraA
SIC; nrsts. 27Q27hc; dairy extras, asc;
CSC: firsts. 360i5hc. Cheese: skima
16K 016Nc: young American ~ %
lee. Potatoes: Minnesota, 70 q 500; Wis
consin. 100 soc: Michigan. 100 soc. Lave
poultry: Fowls. 1871 01ec: ducks, l&0
lEc; geese, l2@ l9c: chickens (broilsrs).
100 1tkc: turkeys, 1eo.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
BUSINESS MEN

II Il feasible for businOse men 60 buy
stocksf II 90, what methods should
they follow IN order 20 be succsesfu!f
A booklet By Roger ~ sc sOs9isd fr 80
tis. Address Dspt. D-1Sos - the Dabcen
Gtatletfea1 Organisation. Engineering
Offioes, wellesley Mills, Mass lArfest
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

.ASSlss-sscoti per bu: saWoass
se.a.as--ooo sasvp,as STOCK. slss
ses.s-Dri.d Lima. 70-xe per ID.
cslisss.s. yr.it-Pluns. S1.isoi.ss:
ssy s:sp.s. iiSas: H.issssS. i;,.1sS
6s.iiSswsrs-sl.sooi.7s Der aoa
ssiesy--Ka,smaSoo. $50 8. per aea
CsSsase-3sHi:1s per Dbl
nss Sew S ssss; ,ase5ss:;
new. iy9iSxc: imported SWISS, SSK0
SSa; long horne. izs per 10.
t 6,sssszps S.s nsT, e %.
.gSs@:..cs.s:a. iseiss pr ~: Call,
foxnSA eSc per boz
Si.Ss; red psppsrs.. q per Su: cucum.
bsrs. seQ1sc dos; lettuce. SOC $50 bu:
osets. 7sXsoc ou; green corn. home
Pc SrsS. :s.g 's s.s s' %.
es.s:s-ps..xsrs ana v..ssra. zoe
81 Slrs , az . Per az, a. 1ss:kst
ss9ssraS LIB: SesHsts 100; Michigan
uoesy-Isncy. white. new: lAllge,
psSass s 81 ss: g: AL ,S
M Is = S:sr:sss r.. s assssz
3Si IA ~. c.s Gil 81: ~ - s ~
l90es theas aaa saS stfsw. 55SLS'
T.. i,sc::!:i' =. ~. as. ,ssi s Ne
fs.a IN ase: &c: : sys .:
- 3 go 4ISsse9 1ss; re:
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

CHICAGO, Sept. 40 , ening
Wheat: September up kc: December
steady. Corn: September steady; De-
csmber steady. Oats: September not
quoted; December up Nc Provisions:
Eaeier.
Noon-whsat: September steady; DE-
cember down NC. Corn: September
steady: December down Nc oats: sep
tsmber dc~n Nc: December down Nc
Close-WNea eat: September down Nc:
DeceMber dywn 6. Corn: September
down 1c: December down Ne. Oats:
September down go; december down
Nc. Provis1< NJ: Weak.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

v " orDQox leAnlHDT-Clsss.
= 3 xf @ An Log AN.
"a 1900 :ss.a &: g 5 4 4 Z
A n Az io7. CHI : y l3s. Co!
4 Con 0as 1914. Corn Prod
= 1oeN. Die Dec Cor lth'
- IT " Aeh. Gen Flee !NS,
u t6k. ms vsnt III, Int Net = ..
* -. Int Har DOM III. Kan y 30
IVA 1S' = r. : pa = & 5. 'S "a;
NJ. g :e%, y Z. = S,,s
~ ffoV, Press Sc Car 2Sh. Ray
-, Rad 1859. Rep - do
y, $ock Ia IS g DO pr asM So-th
y NH south Ry 3SS. do pr 1yx.
C6p 34k. Texas IL Union re
y ~ l6o. u 3 Bonds 100 -. vir-Car
H "a. utah Cop san, West Un Tel
Wet MIG sox. Krssgs com -
..ti
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

= NEW YORK MONEY MARKET.
NEW YORK, Sept 1l.--4onsy on call.
IA per cent: time money. per cent
cent; bar silver-London. ~ 7-1sd: bar
silver-Ney York. ENC; demand ster-
ung, N.osSS.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

Dusiness-llke Printing. No fuss and
no feathers. The plain. neat kind that
looks right Tines Priasins Co. Is
John B.-st Phone Main 1lSS.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

BUTTER AND UsH0.
Butter-Extra creamery. 31o: cream.
cry nrsts. 500; dairy. 32,: packing. 200
per ID.
receipts. cases included. $50 per do&
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
PRODUCE

Psaehss a. pouitry were the BE
deals In the produce market thie morn
Ing. the former attracting attention b
lAktgr fro0 the fac. that The joviaS
holidays are approaching and there 10 Z
big demand Cor heavy hens Heoolpte
Of pssltyy we're liberal, but ths m1skst
peaches wss disappointing. and 49,
Wa tendency Ia some quarters q
shAds prsesA
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

ELGIN. ILL.,. Sept. 19-Buttsr VA
price that prevailed last Monday.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24

NEW YORK METAL MARKET.
NEW YORK, Sept. N.--The metal ex-
change closed nrm- Spot copper. e1S.ee
bid; led, oA.70 bid
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-09-24
U. s GOVERNMENT BONDS
NY. COTTON EXCHANGE

Cotton prices reported By Hayden.
Stone y Co.. Sept ~;
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
A Humorous Series of
Characteristic Letters
By D. Darby Aaronsor
Mutterzolb and Son.

Britain Rights Reserved
He
he's doing.
should have him drink
Gould should
Amt he enough troubles1 Yes
l how
for
We 9 wedding there Ike Pad
ntroducemus his dauChel
few talks-and what girl she would be for
think
thing When talk NIT him from business
other kind nobody
the inside from him, carry
big
he don't talk much.
Bawdshnskys Padusky talk
NIT them talk NIT to
thing her. she's high
lit bet people money
but honest, thank
But she's girl 1t
trust him his family
Mamma find there big diamond
want to find out who back
many
l I
Well Baumgarten couldn't blame Such
sensible mind
nothing me
The eating something
day at home it taste Just good like by the wedding
all n poultry,
The They
them "Pommes
the potatoes
beg nit
business wish you wishes
MUTTERzoLB
s. Don't you money
what don't make
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
Oepyris.ht. 1913, By the Star Compan
BRONX, of Nov Q, 1913.
New York City.
" rY BEST SONi

n WY BEST sons
MI i terrible I
- sickness something it from
the father
Also orders this minute
would yourself tell Meyer Glickman
when hear Sarah Kapan sick feel just
knife nice girl
that couldn't believe it.
4 Is lawyer 8 I explain
NIT a style business; retail wholesale
thing
would like for
my sport
latest cremation they
respects
he upside everybody
Is
buy for olesale price (boneheads)
1t that such
a
by
dizzy everything dark like If it would
be bookkeeper.
to l Is a is a
good honest-right away
obge feel for the klndshi1
but right, pockets empty,
you any
thing everything just
everything would be with
thing the l bring IT o e
] % That
dollars And
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
tn oxIN AN rH' DART.

A oXIE was hitehed up 10
"A cart onct, an rs he hauled
n It over tn roads tn wheels
begins 10 squeak an make a big
noise. tn oxin keep right on q
haulin' tn cart until be finally sot
tired Of II an he stopped an looked
around 10 tn cart an be says,
"sufferin' cats, you cart, what ais
you1 Here you go making more
noise than q sufrragetts meetin'
an yet you amt dom a bit of tn
wofk Look at me. I'm hauiin'
tn whole blame dizziness an aint
sayin' a void, while youss wheels
il putin mp a boiler that oan b
heard fifteen blockA WHAT'S eatin'
yerf'
It ann IN guy what makes tn
biggest noise what is doin' th reel
wetk.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
Of Course Not.

7 T was Sunday, and two small boys
l. we're industriously digging in a
vacant lot when a man who was
passing stopped to give them a lee
ture.
Don't you know that it is a sin to
dig on Sunday unless it be a case of
necessity" asked the good man.
Eyes, SIR" timidly replied one of
the boys.
Then why don't you stop it?"
"'Cause this is case of necessity"
replied the little philosopher "a
fellar can't fish without bait,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
A HunoriSt,

IRWIN COBB claims to have dis
covered the very worst OF the
American humorists.
"How's Jimmy this morning."
asked one Of the neighbors.
Well replied his mother, he's
got the measles now, When he was
a baby he had nettle-rash When he
got over that he had a breakin' out
that looked like scarlet fever, but
it wasn't. Then he had a ring
worm on his neck. He has biles
every spring, sure as spring comes,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
Aesop's Fables
Translated by the Office Boy.
oopyrishI 1918. b. the star ooapsnI
Great Britain RiSh1 Reserved
tn A.sTRoN-r R-MUR.

TN A-STROk-r R-MUR.
NNCT they was q gink called
a A.stron-er-mur which is
a guy what knows all tn
stars by their middle names, He
used to go pikin' erlong star
gazing. watchin' tn stars an never
rememberin' he had a couple Of
feet to look out for. One evenin'
as he came pilSin' along with his
chin up, q takiu' a sQuint at tn
stars. tn boob walks inter a deep
we'll. He gifts a bump what rat
tied all tn fllin' outer his teet'
and he puts up a yelp fer assist
ance what ia heard nine precincts
away.
Erlong comes another gink what
knows him an he rings a Are
alarm an tn nremen git him outer
tn well.
Eyer poor skwib" yelis tn cap
ting Of tn fire department, watcher
wanter rubber at them stars for7
Yer better keep hep to what's on
earth firsti"
They's lots Of guys what waste
time studyin' erbout things what
they've got nothin' to do with an
neglect to get wise 10 tn bread
an butter thingA
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
Sweet and Tender.

TT HE sweet young thing was being
L shown through the locomotive
works.
What is that thing?" she asked,
pointing with her dainty parasol.
That" answered the guide, rs an
engine boiler"
She was an up-to-date young lady,
and at once became interested.
And why do they boil engines?"
she inquired again.
ITO make the engine tender" po-
litely replied the resourceful guide.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
He Kept What Was Left.

T HE little son of the physician,
together with a friend, was
playing In his fathers office during
the absence of the doctor, when
suddenly the young host threw
open a closet door and disclosed
to the terrified gaze of his little
friend an articulated skeleton,
When the visitor had sufficiently
recovered from his shock TO stand
the nouncement the doctors son
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
And There You Are.

TOURIST Ito boy fishing)-How
l. many fish have you caught my
man?
Boy-Oh, l couldn't count 'em.
Tourist-Why, you haven't caught
any, you little vagabondl
Boy-That's why l can't count 'em.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-09
Father Goose
Copyright. 1913. By the star OompSny.
Great Britain Rights Reserved.

OOpvrisht 1913. By the star Company.
Great Britain Rights Reserved
rTANDY sPANDY, Jack-a-Dandy
IL Loved TO eat all kinds of candy.
de ate some that wasn't good,
Now he's eating angel foodl
DYE BABY BUNTING,
- Daddy went a-hunting;
Some one thought he was a deer
(This Is awful sad
Baby Bunting, now ! fear
Must get another dad!
THERE was man In our town
l. And he was wondrous wise
lie used cement for filling
In his custom-made mince plea
and when he saw what he had done
He laughed 'till he was sore;
,cney're s'posed to set hard. any
way"
He said, and made some mOrsI
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and every once in a while he gets
something the matter with his hands
that the doctor thinks is eck-zebra.
How dreadful! lie must have
some kind of humor in his blood.
suggested the neighbor, sympathiz-
ingly.
Yes said his mother, shaking
her head, gloomily He's the worst
humorist ! ever did see of his age"
Having Fun With a Bostonian.
A BOISE CITY, Idaho, man tells
"a Of a poker game in that town,
wherein there sat "a good thing" in
the person of a nice young man from
Boston.
Now, as the players were profess
sional gamblers, there did not seem
to be much chak for the Hub
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Unreasonable Man.

uE-Mary, this milliner's bill is
L unusually large l thought we
had decided to be economical.
She-And we have been. Haven't
you given up smoking, and horse
racing, and the club?
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SMILES
An Awful Fate.

DlLL-You remember youns
IL Dunno. l think | saw you with
him last year.
Pat-Quite well. What has be.
come of him?
Bill-Only think. This morn!s.,
we took breakfast together. He
appeared in good health and spirits,
and ate a hearty meal; in fact.
never saw him look so we'll. | left
him, and two hours afterward
heard that he was
Pat-Dead, Ell?
Bill-No, not quite; only married
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Cheerful Soul.

GA ND you used to say you were willing to die fer
Ame?"
$50 am"
"And yet you refuse mo a now dressT"
"5ut look at the cost Of ri"
ats cheaper than a funeral"