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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
|uposT TURNED THE TRICK
,,.., Scheme of English Smugglers
o.ly frustrated by Luck at the
Last Moment.

ono NJ the most ingenious of SNUG
.n,g tricks was that originated by a
and Of clever Partisan rogues recent
h, A coffin supposed to contain the
y "A body of a man who had died Of
.,b,beria. was dispatched from the
:, eity for burial in London. 1t was
=, At the railway terminus in that
asutry. and conveyed at nightfall to
,.u,e not far from the Mile End road,
Tanechapel. Everything would have
,.ued OF as desired and planned had
a a policeman on duty become sus-
seious on seeing a particularly large
.cmp being taken out of a hearse in
!, a house that was known to be the
h.b,tation of men who had done penal
seEitude.
After the funeral party had shut
,aeir door and the hearse had driven
,vay. the policeman secured assistance
,ss Knocked at the door. It'was found
nat the coffin, instead of containing q
,orpse, was filled tightly with cakes
Al tobacco, dozens of boxes Of cigars,
and other excisable goods. The
-uourners" were Immediately arrested
,ud the goods confiscated.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Cooperative Creameries.

There are between three and four
hundred cooperative creameries in
Ireland, in addition to nearly one
hundred auxiliaries. Iowa is almost
twice as large as Ireland, yet all OF
her creameries together are but little
more than the cooperative creameries
of Ireland. But the Irish are not at
all satisfied with the dairy situation.
in spite of the splendid pastures, that
probably are the best in the world,
the Irish COW produces an average OF
4.5OO pounds of milk in year. which
is lust about the same as the average
Iowa COW. Four-fifths OF the milk
received by the creameries comes In
during the summer six months. Dur
ing the winter six months, when but
ter prices are from 10 to 20 cents
higher in the English market, only
one-ffth of the Irish butter is pro-
duced.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

A frowning face generally reflects
sour soul
Tact sometimes accomplishes more
than talent.
With most of us the art of living is
learned too late.
Lime sweetens the soil as generous
deeds sweeten the soul.
Too many of us have big, red barns
and little, implanted houses.
Some farmers have narrowed their
souls to broaden their acres.
The farmer who thinks he knows
all about farming has struck IL and
stopped.
The farm auto has become as com
mon as the top buggy and a great
deal more useful.
To grow a good crop three things
are needed; good seed. good weather
and a good farmer.
The man who goes singing to his
work often unconsciously puts heart
into d respondent neighbor.
Some people enjoy talking about
their physical ailments a great dea
more than they would enjoy perfect
| health.
We must rotate our crops to keel
our soil fertile, and vary our ways o.
living to keep our hearts hopeful ant
! cheerful.
Flowers on a dead friends coffiI
are very beautiful, but they are
mighty poor substitutes for goot
deeds that might have cheered hin
when he was alive.
If you never point a gun-loade'
or unloaded-at one of your friends
you are not so apt to read Of TIT
tragedy in which you accidently sho
and killed a friend.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
HUSBAND MUST BE AMERICAN
Popular Singer Declares They Are the
Best in the World, and Perhaps
She Is Right.

A young American singer who re-
turns to this country after success
full career abroad, expecting to reap
here high huonrs and much money, an
nounces that she is candidate for
matrimony. but only American men
need apply. Her verdict is that the
Russian husband is cruel. the German
selfish. the Frenchman untrue, the
Italian broke" the Spaniard jealous
and lazy and the Englishman domlneer-
ing. These CONGRATULATIONS are I'M
doubtedly too strong. There are as
good husbands in each of the coun-
tries as Anywhere. but the foreigner
who deliberately hunts an American
girl is apt TO be an adventurer and
we hear of all the bad cases. We do
not hear OF the thousands OF American
women happily married and living III
every country in Europe.
II is TO be hoped that the singer viii
find husband with none Of the bad
qualities mentioned and with all Of
| the virtues. We feel at liberty. how
/ ever. to point out that there are some
! mighty bad husbands in this country
and that American birth alone is nc
guarantee of perfection. II is true
however, that the ordinary American
husband is the best trained ANNA
in captivity. He eats out Of his wife
hand and signs checks and is thanktu
for the opportunity. There are million
of such husbands now and million
of candidates for the yoke.-Phllade
phia Inquirer
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
His Advice Worked.

And don't forget to climb, boy,
said the later day POlonius as he
parted from his college-bOund son;
climb and keep a-climbin'."
Il won't forget, dad said the boy.
"Good-by."
He didn't forget.
Three days later he climbed over
the PROSTATE forms of - disabled
sophomores and, climbing the creased
pole to the hated upper class emblem
yanked it from its fastenings, there
by winning a place in the esteem OF
his fellow students that score OF
scholarships couldn't equal.-Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
DIZZY, HEADACHY,
SICK, 'CAsCARETS''
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
YOU sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.

1oL lV-CeHJ DOA.
Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the in
testines, instead of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue 1t causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 1O-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear. stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

4" Our first baby is
strong and healthy and
we attribute this re-
suit to the timely use
Of your Compound. -
Mrs. FRED IoHANN,
Kent, Oregon.
Il owe my life and
my haby's good health
to your Compound" -
Mrs. w. O. SPENCER,
K. f. D., No. 2, Troy,
A labama.
Il have three chill
dren AMI took your
Compound each time"
Mrs. JOHN HOWARD,
Wilmington, Vermont.
/ have a lovely
baby boy and you can
tell every one that he
is a 'Pinkham' baby"
Mrs. Louis FISCHER,
80 Munroe St., Carl
stadt, n. j.
/" We are at last
blessed with q sweet
little babygirl. Mrs.
G.. A. LAPERoUs K,
Montegut, La
al have one Of the
finest baby girls you
ever saw."-Mrs. G. L.
GOODWIN, 1912 S. 9th
St., Wilmington, NC
Ny husband is the
happiest man alive TO
day." Mrs. CLARA
DARBRAKE. 397 Maril
la ST., Buffalo. NY.
Now / have a mic,
baby girl, the joy o
our home. Mrs. Do
SYLVIA Core, No. II
SO. Gate St., Worccs
ter, Mass.
at have a fine stron
baby daughter now.
Mrs. A. A. GILES
Dewittville, n. Y
Route Al.
." I have a big, IA
healthyboy. Mrs. Z
A. BALENGRR, R.F.L
: Mol, Baltimore, OEi;
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
EIJNC HAIR MEANS
|lANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
y.,, Hair! Get a rs Cent Bottle
n,,derine Right Now-Also
stops Itching Scalp

1 -, brittle, colorless and scragsy
mute evidence of a neglected
Of dandruff-that awful scurf.
20 nothing SO destructive to
~ as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
,us,er its strength and its very
.yentually producing a feverish-
ana itching of the scalp, which
,omedied causes the hair roots
.,,r loosen and die-then the
ais out fast A little Danderine
A,-now-any time-will surely
4 your hair
Is cent bottle Of Knowlton's
asrine from any store, and after
Asst application your hair will
1, On that life, luster and luxuriance
q, q 80 beautiful. 1t will become
q and fluffy and have the appear
of abundance; an Incompatible
and softness, but what will
- you most will be after just a
veeks' use, when you will actual
u a lot of fine, downy hair-new
-rowing all over the scalp. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Eiuhth Wonder.

The ex-summer girl was talking to
the ex-college man.
And what are you going to do
now that you have completed your
education?" she asked
"Oh, think I'll live on my in
GOMEZ" he answered airily.
81 am disappointed in you. Live on
your income, indeed, Why don't you
do some great deed to show the
world how clever you are?"
MY dear young woman, il sue
coed in living on my income it viii
be the cleverest deed any man evel
accomplished"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Cruel.

What are you thinking Of, Bea-
tnce" inquired Mr.. Hainer of his
wife. one morning while they were
At breakfast.
/ am dreaming Of my youth, re-
pHed the woman.
Well" replied the brute. Il
thought you had a far-away look in
Jour eyes. ''-Lippincott's.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Farm Machinery.

Every now and then we hear 1t said
the modern farmer spends too much
money for machinery. We hardly
think he does, though there are, OF
course, exceptional cases. The farmer
of today simply spends for machinery
what the farmer of yesterday spent
for hired help-and machinery proves
the cheaper way. AS a rule. too. ma
chinery Is more satisfactory
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Relief for Alaskan Miners.

As an encouragement to further
prospecting and mining in the new
gold field near the boundary line be-
tween Alaska and Yukon territory the
American customs officials have de-
cided not to establish a customs house
there for one year, believing that the
miners have already undergone hard
ships enough in getting their outfits
there without having to pay duties.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
RlNGW0RM SPREAD ON HAND

RID. No. 2, Box G., Ellijay. Ca
my sons ringworm began on the
back of his hand. A fiery red spot
came about as large as a dime and II
would itch so badly he would scratch
IL till il bled. 1t began 10 spread till
II went all over his hand. lie would
lust scream every time | went 10 wash
it. The nail came of on the middle
finger
81 used - and it got worse
all the time. The trouble lasted two
or three months. Then sent and got
some Cuticura Soap and Ointment and
began to use them. ! would wash
his hand with the Cuticura Soap and
dry it good and apply the Cuucura
Ointment. Relief was found in two
or three days and the ringworm was
cured in two weeks after using Cutl
cura Soap and Ointment" tSigned)
Josie Parks, Jan 1, 1918.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free with 32-p Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston. ADV
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Watch the Barn Door.

Never start to lead the horse from
his stall till you hold or fasten back
the door Doors have been known to
swing to where they were not fasten-
ed open, catching the horses head.
the animal pulling back and breaking
his neck.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
What He Meant: Not What He Said

Il godt-
John" called Mary. the astonlsh-
ed wife, Il never heard you use such
language before. What's the matter
with you
Il wased usig such bad laguage. !
said | godt-
John" called the wife again.
We'll. Barry" explained John, l
was saig godt to fide thad bedicine
or this blabed hay fever will sboid
| by debber. If | don't fide 1t soOd |
will swear-I'll say dab
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
PigWeed.

Prevent pigweed from going 70 SEED
and avoid sowing the seed in grain
and grass seeds. Frequent and THOR
ough cultivation of the seeded be-
fore sowing the seed will check the
growth in grain fields. Good blowing,
thorough cultivation. with some hand
hoeing and pulling. will eradicate the
weed from cultivated crops. 1t does
not give serious trouble in fields
where crops are grown IL good rota-
ton. It is most troublesome In gar,
deps but shallow cultivation and hoe
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Literal.

Il understand the popular young
city minister won his bride. after all,
in the country"
All? Then it was a regular pas
tor-al romance"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

There are some lips from which
even the proudest women love to hear
the censure which appears to disprove
Indifference Edward Bulwer Lytton.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

To keep automobilists' feet warm in
cold weather an Englishman has in
vented hot water tank with foot
shaped depressions in the top.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your rheumatism and al
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie. Sprains. Bruises, Cute.
Old Sores. Burns. etc. Antiseptc
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

absolutely don't know what to
give my cook for "a wedding present"
Then simply give her money"
Oh, no! 1t mustn't cost as much
as that. "-Ulk.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Its ADVANTAGE.

Lazy people would like to be in
TIE position of the desk calendar"
Why would they"
Because it is always getting a day
on
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
No Trouble About STICKING,

first Drummer-Confound it! Half
me sales | make don't stick
second Drummer-Get into my line
ana you'll have 10 trouble. l sell
nueilage.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
CHILDLESS
'"'-'--'I WOMEN

These women once chldlcss, now happy and
we'll with HEALTHY chiidrenwill tell how
vida E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made
an cnis possible Here are the names and correcs
q ldresses-write them if you want to- and learn
for yourself. They are only few out Of many
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
More in IL.

Griggs-l hate to play poker with a
hard loser
bnggs-lts a hanged sight better
'adh playing with an easy winner.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
NJ aturally,

what a cutup that fellow is"
Vulte so; he is a medical student.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

Red Cross Ball Blue all blue, best bluing
value in the whole world, makes the laun-
dress smile. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

Stupid people seldom realize that
they are stupid.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

Oregon has 5000 pheasants on its
state pheasant farm.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton allays pain cures wind coic &c bottle.Ar
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
PUT NAM
The Idea.

why didn't the founders of the ma
ton establish another king when
they broke away from George lll?'
II suppose they thought it would be
a crowning mistake"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

Lucky is the chaperon who has eyes
that see not and ears that hear not.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

ereece annually produces over Il.
s0v'ou0 pounds Of tobacco.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

ing or pulling by hand will eradicate
II
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

Oklahoma has 100000 bushel pea
nut crop this year.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

When a man begins to feed on fiat
terry compliments become the necessl-
ties OF life.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
I H.
|ures
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setofs
lida, sss
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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Fk, An.
today,
|ry Mr.
} com.
tomor.

Purses
len In
Why.
they
trunk
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The
mute
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-29
DuN's WEEKLY REVIEW.

New York. March 2S.-Dun's re- view will say tomorrow:
 Apart from the temporary inter ruptlon to railroad traffic as well as commerce generally, caused by the flood disaster in Ohio and Indiana and by the great storms throughout the middle west there has been lit tie change in domestic trade condi- tions. Notwithstanding the appall- ing loss of life and property in the safflicted regions from Omaha and other points devastated by to--nadoes early in the week, reports indicate that the work of recovery has already begun, while there is a nation wide movement to cooperate with the state and municipalities in the flood districts in coping with the situation there
 There will no doubt be increased difficulty in obtaining prompt deliv- cries of iron and steel products; but before the floods caused suspension of work in certain places, the situa. ton in this industry was marked by great activity in most branches.
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DIDN'T THINK
 COULD LIVE
"PAPE's DlAPEPsiN" CURES SOUR, GAssY sToMAcHs IN FIVE
 MINUTES.

Time 1t. In five minutes all stom- ach distress will go No indigestion, heartburn, sourness or belehing of gas. acid, or eructations of undigested food no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or headache.
 Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its speed in regulating upset stomacAs. It is the surest, quickest and most certain remedy in the whole world and besides it is harmless.
 Millions of men and women now eat their favorite foods without fear they know now it is needless to have bad stomach
 Please. for your sake, get large fifty-cent case of Papes Diapepsln from any drug store and put yonI stomach right. Don't keep on being miserable-life is too short-yoa are not here long, so make your stay agreeable Eat what you like and di gest it: enjoy it, without dread of re bellion in the stomach.
 Diapepsin belongs in your home any way. It should be kept handy. should one of the family eat something which doesn't agree with them or in ease pl an attack of indigestion. dyspepsia gastritis or stomach derangement al daytime or during the night it is there to give the quickest, surest reliei known.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-29
JUSTICE BISCHOfF
 DASHED TO DEATH
PLUNGED ii STORIES THROUGH ELEVATOR SHAFT WHEN HE
 MADE A MISTAKE.
Was Justice Who Gave Becker Delay and Sent Commission to Hot Springs to Inquire Into
 Schepps' Talk.

New York, March 2S--Justice Hen " Bischoff of the New York state supreme court, plunged eleven stor- ies down an elevator shalt to his death this afternoon in the Grand Savings bank building
 Justice Bischoff entered the ele- vator at theA ground floor, apparent ly intending to leave 1t at the twen- tieth floor, where he had offices. By mistake he left at the eleventh floor and he discovered his error almost immediately and turned to reenter the car. In the meantime the cas shot upward, the operator closing the door as the vehicle ascended.
 Justice Bisehoff who is nearsighted did not see the ascending car and fell through the partly open door.
 His body was horribly mangled. Justice Bischoff was sixty years old and had been on the supreme courf bench since 1896. -
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EARTHQUAKE IN TENNESSEE.

Knoxville, Tenn. March 2S. Earth tremors, accompanied by a muffled detonation. shook this section of the country for a radius of 20 miles around Knoxville at 40 o'clock this afternoon The damage was confined to demolished chimneys on a number of dwellings and disaTraBged furni- ture. Fsks'
 Whether due Co an earthquake or an explosion, has not been definitely determined, but communication with powder plants and magazines within 50 miles of Knoxville discloses the fact that none have blown up.
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okLAHoMA Fuoop FUND.

Oklanoma City. March 2S.--A proc lamatlon asking contributions for the Ohio and Indiana flood sufferers was issued by Governor Lee Cruce today, and bill appropriating S5,00O for the relief of flood sufferers was introdue- ed in the Oklahoma house of repre- sentatives.
 The governor requests that all con tributions be sent to Charles Page, treasurer of the Red Cross boaord Of Oklahoma, at Tulsa The proclama' tion also mentions the fact that con tributions might be sent to Mabel T. Boardman. Washington. D. C., chair man of the national relief board oi the Red Cross society.
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STEAMER IS IMPRESSED.

Paducah. Ky, March 2S.-The steamer Roberts of Paducah was i'm pressed by government officials to- day and sent with supplies and pro visions for flood refugees in the vicinity of the New Madrid Bend of the Mississippi river. fe wmiles be- low Cairo. The loss of life is said to have been heavy.
 At B o'clock tonight the river here registered 42 feet rise of two feet today.
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ENeLE LEFT DAYTON.
Famous Boston InfieIder Has Just Removed Ills Home From the
 Stricken Citv

Clyde Engle, the Worlds Cham pions renowned utility infielder and one of the big heroes of last Octo- ber's big series with the New York Giants. though he barely worked two minutes all told against the Nation al Leagues pennant winners, was born ill Dayton, 0. He also lived in that luckless city all his life. Last summer Clyde and his wife became so infatuated with Boston that they removed their household effects from Dayton to the big New England city.
 This was the first winter in En- gle's life that he did not live in Day ton. His wife is in Boston, so he is not worried, though 1t goes without saying that he would have about gone mad if their domicile was still in Dayton. Engle is eagerly awaiting news Of several members of his fam ily, as well as host of old friends, and naturally, all broken mp over the sad catastrophe, is happy over his good fortune of having moved East with his wife.
 Brick owens, the National League umpire, who has been running the Boston-Pittsburg series, left Tor St. Louis yesterday morning. He is Mill Ter Higgins nominee for work in the Mound City's spring series. which Is. scheduled to commence Saturday The Cardinals have been marooned in. Indianapolis all week and the ser ies will probably be passed up. But Mrs Brick is in St Louis and that suits the big fellow.
 Billy Evans returned north with owens.
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of this city. Miss Temple was an ar tist and had been in New York for several years doing illustrating for one Of the magazines. She returned to her home year suffering with nervousness. Her condition did not improve and she became Respondent.
 Miss Temple was widely known and she had been under constant watch by her friends and relatives for some time.
 The family is one of the best known and most prominent in the central south.
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BOWLING NOTES.

The Southern Ladies" took from the Lady ElksH in last nights match game on the Southern Alleys by Ito pins. Mrs. Gage made high average i2l. Mrs. Wolf high score, TIT. Prof. Oscar Oregar entertained the ladies with his harp while the victors sery- cd light lunch to their friends pres ent The score.
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EEpERALs lN DANGER.

Nago, Ariz March 2a.--Gcn. Ojeda with 400 federals. is surrounded by a thousand state insurgents ten miles below the border at Naco Sonora and making last stand. Gen. Obre- gon, commanding al Sonora insurgent troops, is on his way from Cananea with six hundred insurgent reinforce ments