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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

General ID. NJ. Law, who was briga-
der genera in command of division
at Gettysburg, attended the great re-
union that was held there on July l..
2, 3, and 81 and writes very prettily
and Interestingly concerning it in the
last issue Nf the Barlow Courier-In-
formant. NJ was his command that
did so muMh havoc to the Vermont
cavalry, ana he was especially invit-
ed to be pfRsent at the dedication of
a monumenN to those who fell in that
regiment, and made a speech which
was heartily applauded. The general
has since Heen elected an honorary
member OF the association. General
Law ends Gan interesting account of
the meetir* as follows: THE holding
of this g1sat reunion was indeed a
happy ms Mration and as We look back
upon it and all the incidents connect
ed with III we are able to see more
clearly than ever the benefcent re-
suits that will follow from it. Florida
was we'll represented at Gettysburg,
and held her own in point of numbers
present with many of the larger and
more populaus states of the south. OF
course Virginia, North Carolina and
the states bearer the field were rep
resented byMarger numbers, but none
by old soldidfs who could claim bet
ter record"
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

At the reed it meeting of the state
board of par pms the following re-
quests for pard bns for prisoners from
this county WEI denied, viz: Pardons
for Jas. Wilkin pm, life sentence for
murder in the cond degree; A. l..
Jackson, life sen ence for murder in
the second degrk e; Albert Gilbert
and Angus Jones' same sentence for
same crime.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

t. Bking an z. N. Parker, two
public spiritedA citizens of Arcadia,
donased fourts en beeves and ten
sheep, for theNbig Arcadia barbecue.
TIE barbecue as big success. The
citizens of q ala are already plan
ming for BIZ barbecue for the next
Fourth of Jul Her progressive, pub
lic-spirited q izens are determined
that it shall be the one red-letter day
In her histoIE
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

The growers of Florida also will do
we'll to ''get pgether." All who are
interested in heir city's growth by
all means shq I'D get together" "A
house divide| against itself cannot
stand" is al true today as it ever
was. MereN getting together" will
not suffice. After getting together"
to accomplish permanent results the
next thing do is to "stiek together"
Hang toga. her. or hang separately"
is the way Ben Franklin explained it.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Work ha& commenced ON building
the hard roI d around Lake Weir. We
hope that e road builders will not
stop work htil the road is hardened
all the wal to the Lake county line.
This is ALMOST necessary piece of
road, and he hardening of it will not
only be a&help to our own county, but
to travel rs generally.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Mr.. ] H. Spencer returned home
Saturday from a brother in Norfolk,
business He went to Flint, Mich,
on BUSINESS connected with the Buick
Automobile Company. Mr.. Spencer
is agett for this well known car, and
whosel slogan is, eff better automo-
biles hre built, Buick will build
themf
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Mr. md Mrs. Herbert Crook and
Miss FRrrie Crook of Palatka, and
Miss Alian Frost of this city, will
sail frog Jacksonville for New York
City eek from tomorrow, and will
then go 10 the mountains for a month
or longa
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Judge ]. r. Wilder, one of the most
prominent and successful of the An
thony vegetable growers, was a Tues
day visitor. He is a pioneer in the
trucking business, and blazed the way
for others to follow.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Mr.. and Mrs. bert Gerig leave
next Sunday aftern& bon over the Sea-
board limited for sheville, N. c.,
where they will spsnd. the month of
August. They are gping to the noun
tains especially for Che benefit of Mr.
Gerig, who has not been well for the
past few weeks.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Mrs. 81 anche Milestone, son and
daughterN have gone to Lake Weir to
occupy 4 eir pretty new cottage for
the balal Zee of the summer.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

The brber has his grievance-he
says th& the biggest nuisance in a
small tofn is the man who waits un-
til Saturday night to have his hair
cut.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Every body knows what the Old
TRACER MAJ Rye Whiskey is We
are now Nng four quarts, DELIV-
Erred, a ur express office, for 81.
G. d. Hoa@& Co., Ocala, Fla.-ad
4-1S-tf.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Mrs. A. Turner and Miss Lizzie
Turner 1T a few days ago for their
home at Wauchula The latter was
here for medical improvement.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Mr.. ]. F. Cocowitch and family
leave this week for Hendersonville,
N. c., for the remainder of the sum-
mer.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01

Decatuf county, Georgia, bordering
on the sage of the Florida line, has
the Largest tobacco field in the world.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-08-01
SEVERE SKIN AFFECTION.
Cured by Our Reliable Skin Remedy,
n :. Saxo SaIve


III \pffered from a severe skin aft
aeo<io so l could not sleep nights.
was%AyR host crazy with itching. I
would Rtch and almost tear myself
60 piece tried a great many rene
dies within relief. When saw Saxo
Salve adve ised I decided to try it
and one tuN entirely cured me.
recommend itvRherever Goa. L..
Morgan, Endic N. Y.
Many VpersoH around here suffer
so much from ed ma that they con-
not sleep az pight Saxo salve stops
the terrible ftchina ND soothes and
heals the erupNQns.W
In all kinds okecz salt rheum,
Better, BARRIERS iteh, $S Saxo Salve
has wonderful heahng Hdker because
IL penetrates the skip HCNRe and de.
stroys the germs at We ve seat OF
the disease.
We give back your Many II Saxo
,Salye does not help you.AE
Court Pharmacy. Ocala N
Pms. For thin, poor IMPOVERISHED
bloodAtry ViApl on our guarantee.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02

position involving the reorganization
Of the Richmond terminal system.
There are q vast number Of bonds
and fixed obligations which must be
harmohized. There ia the question
.ot Il capitalization, the Importance
OF which Is indicated by the belief tina.
It must be as much as s $1,000, 900, 900.
There are very intricate questions
which relate to the systematic opera
ton OF the entire system, and the
economic relation of the system to the
immense transportation business OF
the mississippi valley, the northwest.
and the midwest. Never has a. prob
lem OF this magnitude and difficulty
been offered to counsel and men Of
finance, that they may work it out.
IT Is a greater problem than any MIR.
Hartman undertook to solve when
ne became an authority over the
Union Pacific. It undoubtedly means
ultimately the establishment Of en-.
tirely satisfactory relations between
the great body Of the shippers Of the
east and west and the railroad com
pany. 1t certainly would not be UNI
dertaken II !; were not for the con-
viction that II a practical and lawful
way OF .perfecting- this plan can be
FOUND. then the adoption of the plan
VIII make possible highly important
economies n very systematic opera
ton Of railway systems which cover
York state. and. to a small extent.
New England. 1t is not Impossible
that in the course Of the wear 1918
the announcement will be made of
great progress in the perfecting Of this
plan.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02
LUKE M'LUKE SAYS
lCincinnati Enouirer.l

And now an ivory-domed geek pro.
poses to start a school to teach wives
how OF spend money. It 10 q cincl
tnat he 10 q single man.
suppose I am the original Mr..
Butt In. but there should be a Law
a hobble skirt when her beam meas.
urement exceeds Jour feet.
Love Is what makes a man spend
$50 on q diamond ring for a girl while
he tries to keep warm In last sum.
mer's low cut shoes.
A married woman's greatest com:
for . man to fool his wife. And
married men like to have their wiva.
believe 1t. 1t makes the job all the
easier.
a high brow has issued ten com.
mandments for a bride. There Is on'y
one commandment that will do !
bride any good. and that Is: Don,
After a a has been married for
ten years he regards his wife as q
good old o to have around. He
may quarrel with her every day over
some little thing. but he forgets II
IN ive minutes. He knows that she
isn't an angel and she knows that ha
heart he has a regard for her tina,
never shows until something happens
to her or she Is away for a few days.
Man is a funny animal. He has no
use for a girl who Is crazy about him
and he Is crazy about some girl who
wouldn't wipe her shoes on him.
A man who is sane enough to use
there is no tomorrow as his bust
ness motto ran be insane enough to
experiment with wine. woman and
song and discover that there Is al
ways a morning after.
When a woman plays a mar a mean
trick she can always cry and make
him apologize to her for what she did
to him.
The reason a girl likes to have you
make an unexpected call when her
hair is upstairs or the dresser. is be-
CAUSE a man likes to stay home and
sew corset covers for the heather.
Could you say that a girl has an
arch look Just because she is bow
legged?
Modesty is only another name for
flesh. A skinny girl could 60 halt
naked and the street cars would keep
on running. But If a fat girl exposes
much there Is a riot.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02

While ducks IL Texas have been
deceived by the appearance Of great
pools Of crude oil into the belief that
these pools were OF water. and have
entered them. to their death. Many
people believe that wild birds and
animals are su~rernaturally wise, and
especially that they are able to fore
see conditions long in advance con-
corning which the a Of man gives
him no light. Particularly Is it held
that the birds know long In advance
what the coming season will be like.
All the evidence that we have tends
to prove the contrary. The wild bird
Is guided in a manner which seems to
US marvellous in certain matters per-
tanning to the routine OF its daily life.
It's guide We call instinct. which we
understand to he the tendencies de-
veloped by the accumulated expert
ence Of many generations. But the
Wild bird often falls a prey to Its own
lack Of knowledge Of the things con-
corning which 1t is credited With the
greatest wisdom. Instead of being
able to forecast a winter month in
advance 1t is often unable to anticipate
q cold snap over night, and millions
Of ducks and geese have been frozen
fast in lakes and ponds. being caught
In the water by a sudden frost which
their instinct failed to warn them OF.
And nov other birds have gone SWIM
ming in lakes Of oil and les, their
lives. Instinct is a great thing. but
It has its limitations.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02
known as the Boston and Al.

~1Aly
From Buffalo westerly the Wander
bilt properties expand like the leaves
OF q fan. The great system, which
bisects the heart OF the midwest,
stretching from st. Louis across Illi-
nois. Indiana, and Ohio to Buffalo, is
under Vanderbilt control. The Van.
derbilts ~ the owners Of the Lake
Shore railway system, and also Of the
Michigan Central. and the Canada
Southern. Although they are largely
interested in the great Chicago AMI
Northwestern railway system. yet pre-
sunhably that Is not to be included in
their plans for consolidation.
Some Of tho Dihiculuee.
One Of the difficulties which must
be overcome. fairly and without any
monitions Of the Sherman anti.truyt
law. Presumably the v~anderbilts a
not consolidate both the Michi-a
Central and Canada Southern r~aiIro~.i
systems and the Lake Shore system,
into their single corporation. These
roads are parallel and competing. The
Canada Southern came into the ~os-
session Of Commodore Vanderbilt after
the failure Of the attempt Of the late
Governor Jacob B. Cox Of Ohio to cor.
soltdate It with a line running from
Detroit to tho Mississippi river, which
..afterward became b%ankrupted.
Those who are best informed abou,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02

foolish-b you take so little are Of
yourself: If you knew how it Kept
me awake at night-how-"
Why. little girl! l didn't know my
little cough had worried you. No. 1
won't be angry, but"
oh. suppose l should lose you?"
Now. now! So you have sent for
The doctor!:"
mo. dearest. for the insurance man.
Now"
tThe rest is mere sordid bickering.)
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
John L. Sullivan met with some
amusing incidents while giving boxing
lessons.
One day a husky young man came
70 him as a pupil. He took his boxing
lesson and went home somewhat the
worse for wear.
/ When he came for his second les
son he said: "Mr. Sullivan, 1t was my
idea to learn enough about boxing
tleman a good licking. I've had It in
for him for a good while. But I've
changed my mind. II you have no
objections I'll send this young man
down here to you to take the rest Of
my lessons for me."-Bih!
A large German woma held up a
long line Of people at tine money Or
der window in a %postoificc the other
day. and all because her memory had
failed. She wanted to send some
money to her son. a sailor on a mer.
chant steamer then in foreign wa.
ter. but when she presented the ap-
plication at the window the clerk no.
ticed that the address was lacking.
it?" he asked. I'VE can't give you
the money order unless you know the
name Of the place."
Yah. dots de trouble" she replied,
IT didn't pring his letter and I can't
remember der name Of der town but
it's some place out by China dot
sounds like der noise q motor car
The two clerks looked at each 9TH
er obviously.
What kind Of a noise does a motor
car make?" asked one.
"Honk. honk." suggested the other.
yah. dots IT," exclaimed the WON.
".Honk. konk.' dots de place."
Fiji It In Honk Kong" said tho
clerk. and she paid over the money
with a sigh Of relief-Weekly Tele-
graph.
my wife," said a young Benedict,
rs so exceedingly nervous at night
that she scarcely sleeps at ALL"
"Burglars?" asked the old married
man.
YES"
well. you have to expect that. My
wife Was like that. Every time she
heard Q noise downstairs she'd rout
me down to investigate. After q time.
however. convinced her that ie q
burglar did come into the house he
wouldn't make any noise at all."
That's rather good" exclaimed the
young one. "I'll try that"
Don't do It," pleaded the other;
FOR II your wife's anything like mine
hear a noise downstairs! Btu.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02
DISCUSSING THE MAN WHO 1s 10

New York Times: Some eminen,
and learned Germans, all Of whom.
presumably, are so years old or older,
have been comparing the several
ages Of man. and they have come Ia
the not very astonishing conclusion
hat men are at their best when they
have reached or passed the half-cen.
fury line.
They might have made their decis-
ion the safer from the attack they
evidently expect had they qualified
it by adding "for some purposes" and
they could have gone on to make an
impressive demonstration Of the i'm
portance Of the purposes which full
maturity serves. In other words, they
could hove expanded as much as they
chose the ancient saying. "old men
for counsel. young men for war;" and
nobody could have entered any yer,
effective deniais.
That these eminent ana Learned
Germans conaplainingly characterized
as American" whatever prejudice.
against advancing years they ma!
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02
R!e g
-pS@V
g.

A Richmond wonnan has in her en-
ploy a colored cook who has man
aged to break every variety Of arti-
Gle that the household contains. The
mistress patience reached the limit
recently when she discovered that the
dusky servitor had broken the ther-
mometer that hung on the house
porch.
Well. WE'LL" sighed the lady of the
have managed to break even the
thermometer, haven't you?"
The maid replied in a tone equally
resigned: "Yesum: and now we'll
have to take the weather jist as it
comes. won't we?"
e. F. Swinney, president Of the
First National bank Of Kansas City.
was born in the south. He goes back
part Of the homecoming program to
have Old Nose polish his shoes. Old
Nose prides himself on the fact that
he has known "Mistah Eddie" since
he was born-and his daddy befo'
him."
When Mr.. swinney vas there re-
Gently Nose was polishing his shoes.
He stopped and asked:
"Mistah Eddie. how much IL 4 mil
lion dollars?"
Well. Nose" Mr.. swinney replied.
you have seen ten silver dollars.
haven't you. Now. imagine ten Of
those stacks and you have a hundred
dollars. Then ten times that and you
have $1,000. Then ten times that and
you have $10.o00-and 100 times that
and you have a million"
exceedingly troubled. would all them
silver dollahs 30 OF that table yon-
to the ceiling? What would you do
If you had q million silver dollars?
mo. Mose-not II they piled
Nose stopped shining. He pondered
for q minute. Then he said:
well. Mistah Eddie. / reckon I'd
have NAH cistehn cleaned out"
and. going up to the keeper. she said:
Il want to ask you which Of the
animals in the zoo you consider the
most remarkable"
Well, num-" he replied: ''arter
careful consideration. as you might
say, I've come to the conclusion as
the biscuit goes to the laughing hy-
indeed" said the old lady in sur.
well. num-" answered the zoolog-
lean expert. 'he only has a sleep once
a week, he only has a meal once a
month, and he only has . drink once
IL year. so what he's got to laugh
about is q bloomin' mystery to mel
Darling" said the young wife. "a
lgentleman Is waiting to see you in the
next ROOM"
what kind Of a gentleman"
grunted the young husband.
"Oh, dsareSt-forgive me II this
worries you-but-oh! I know I am
tit is. only 4 loving woman's anxiety"
Yes, love. What is IT."
rive noticed that little cough OF
yours-now. don't interrupt. I know
you think it's nothing and that ] am
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02

have encountered-or imagined-is
distinctly amusing. For nowhere does
the man Of 80 look younger or feel
younger. and nowhere Is he more
generally accepted as still in his
prime. than In the United States. To
be sure. IL he has been doing hard
physical labor in bad environment or
without taking good care Of himself.
he may then be "broken." ana be
treated a. such, but otherwise. unless
he happens to be seeking E new posi-
ton. nobody treats him or thinks Vt
him as old.
The single exception. curiously
enough. is due. at least largely. to the
new and much.commended sense OF
responsibility for employees which has
come upon employers. They would
take on" the man Of 50 as readily
as another il. when his working days
were over they could discharge him
without making any provision for his
support. BY just as much as their
consciences would hurt them for do
ing that. they prefer to hire the man
whose term Of service will In the nat
ural cours Of events be the longer.
Some modern Psychologists declare
that men are not really grown up"
have not arrived at full Develop
ment-til they are about 10 years old.
That. perhaps. Is only another way
Of saying that until a man reaches
that age he has not acquired as much
OF experience as he is physically able
to put to profitable use-that not I'M
til after that is the balance struck
between his metaholic and katabolic
processes on the wrong side Of the
ledger.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02

the plans, so far as they have been
that the v%anderbilts win feel com.
Central and Canada Southern proper
~. There are. in fact. hints that ne
gotiations. wholly in the preliminary
stage, are now under consideration,
which have this plan in view. The
only other "arallel lines owned by thu
Vanderbilts which, under Independent:
ownership. would be competing, are
the West Shore railroad, which par
allels the New York Central from
Jerse- City. 440 miles to Buffalo. and
which parallels the Lake Shore from
Buffalo to Chicago. In addition, there
y the Harlem railroad. which parallels
the New York Central from New York
city to Chatham. 40 miles to the
north. It ID the presumption of cour
sci that these railroads may be alb.
sorbed into the proposed New York
Central company without violating
the Sherman law. They were bought
and practically absorbed by the Cen.
trail before the Sherman snti.trust
law was passed.
The Financing Of the Plan.
But 1t will be the financing Of +hir
sigantic proposition which will ocna-
sion the greatest diniculty. A
complicated. financial problem Will b.
presented in this case than was the
exceedingly intricate and diiicult pro-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02
BOYS 70 HOLD CONVENTION.
Between 5000 and 1000 to Gather
0ohI0sh VII

OsVVO W1U fsVVU 10 UdtuGr III
Oshkosh. Wis.
Nennah. Wis, Jan. 1.-Between
5000 and 1000 boys will attend the
tenth annual state boys convention at
Oshkosh. Wis. Jan. 10 to IL. accord
ing to information received here.
Boy Scouts and the Y. NJ. c. A. will be
largely represented. R. A. Waite Of
New York and F. Q. Crosby Of Chicago
are to be among the speakers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02
.
" REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR .

New York Press

New York Press.)
Maybe it's So hard to inherit a big
brain because it's so easy If it's a big
lose.
What makes a girl 50 sure Of the
men n Ia engaged to is she v
Will DC when they are married.
What makes the baby look so much
like its father is It ia never going r.
have luck in anything.
A woman never needs to make up
her mind when she can make up her
husbands. -
A man will spend money on bor-
rowed cigars that the lender can't at
ford to smoke.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02
WHAT THEY SAY
He Could Easily Improve on It,
Boston Globe.)

(bOSIOn GlOOe.)
1t 10 all right for Ambassador Bryce
to praise the constitution. but Colone
Roosevelt can see many places in
which is might be notably improved
Bill Has al Eye to the Future.
washington Post.)
Bill Sulzer has decided to have nc
inaugural parade in Albany. evidently
preferring to postpone it until he
comes to Washington.
Moral: Avoid the Judicial Mind.
milwaukee Eews.)
Yale Is to pay President Taft $4,000
a year as a professor, but will pay
$4,000 to a football coach. Higher
education!
All Up II Taft Sits Down on Him.
lMemphis Commercial Appeal.)
Madero had better look out; a fat
man Is SLOW to wrath, but when he is
riled UP there is so very much to him.
Reds Got Their Colon in Tinker.
tEoston AdveItiser.)
President Taft and his party OBJ
served the rules Of syntax. They visit
ed Colon, but made only a short stop,
Mr.. Bryan Being Democratic Party,
Galveston News.)
Mr.. Bryan Is very enthusiastic over
the outlook for the democratic party.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02

1t is said that David Belasco is to
give up the star system and devote
himself to plays which feature no
player in particular. He has now tw,
stars in Frances Starr and David War
field. but he will not add to their
number. while retaining management
Of these two.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02

,'c.ct@n Nepresentatives-carpenter
sc.it. re- Special Agency, People Gas
Br,.u.as. chicago: Fifth Avenue Build.
iA,. N.,u York.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02

Entered as second class matter at the
post office at Grand Forks. North Da-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-02
THURSDAY. JANUARY 3. 1913.

rtficial Paper of GRIND Ferks cou.ty