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Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
ACCIDENT DUE
TO A CUSPIDOR
Msther e Yssss Baby Ssunbles
Ard Fab. Serisss Csa-
p6ca6eas Set n.

Dufieid. Vain advioes from this
place. Mrs. J. l.. Johnson says: When
my baby was about a month old.
stumbled and fell over a cuspidor. and
contracted such pains In my back.
could not stoop over without falling to
the floor.
eot terribly weak. and was very
uneasy about myself.
My case was certainly a serious one
! was so delicate that most people
thought was going 10 have consump-
ton. and l thought so myself
Finally my husband advised me to
try Cardui. the woman's tonic. tried
II, and am confident that II saved my
life.
The pains In my side and back have
disappeared, and all Of my friends
here say that am looking better than
] have done for a long time.
recommend Cardui to all OF my
lady friends. as ] believe 1t will help
them. just as II did me. IL they will
only give 1t trial.
You may use this letter in any way
you wish. feel so grateful. for IL II
had not been for Cardui. the woman's
tonic. ! believe ! would by this time
have been In my grave"
Try Cardui for your troubles. It I'll!
help you. as 1t did Mrs. Johnson.
n B-.r',ts. n. Chsttsncosa Medicine Co.,
Ladies Advisory Dept-. Chattanooga. Tenn. fof
wrsppef. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
The Ballard Case.

The demurrer Of the house man.
ayers to the immunity plea Of State
Insurance Commissioner Perry A. Bal.
lard was sustained by the senate. sit.
ting a. court Of impeachment. and
the case win 90 to trial on April !.
OF the thirty-eight senators voting on
the uestion only two. Senator Guy p.
Horton and Senator ]. ]. Jones. voted
to overrule the demurrer.
The trial was to have been started
last week. but on account Of the M.
ness Of Mrs. Ballard. who Il was stated
will be . material witness In behalf
Of her husband. the case was con.
tinued on reuest Of Ballard's attorney.
Mrs. Ballard Is now In hospital,
where she underwent an operation and
her physicians say she will be SUN.
ci-~''- '''--r"cf st the end OF an.
. v,kss week 10 appear al .se trisl.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
Good for Small Towns.

A few big shoe manufacturers are
fighting US because we bave always re-
fused to give them better terms than
We give to the small manufacturer.
The little fellows stand with US be-
cause we treat all manufacturers
alike. no matter how many machines
they use. Hence. competition in the
shoe business and prosperous factor.
les In small towns,
Write US and we viii tell you all
about II.
The United Shoe Machinery Co., Bos-
ton, Mass.-Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
Gone TO the Wild Waxes.

Simon Easy, after living sixty years
on farm. finds his quarters on ship
board somewhat cramped. He obvi-
ates the lack of space. however. by
slowing his trousers and shoes into
rouyd cupboard in the side OF the
vessel on going to bed. Seven a. m.
Startling disclosures!
Steward. last night put my
clothes In that cubby hole. an they
aia't there now
That amt clothes press; that's .
portfolio. SIR"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
His Deceased Relative.

Mrs. Boynton noticed that her col
ored gardener was wearing mourning
clothes.
Il see you have met with a loss,
Henry" she said, glaScing at the band
OF Grape on his hat
Yes. maam." was the reply
Was IL a near or a distant rela
tive?" inquired the lady.
Well. kind o. distant" said Henry
bout twenty-five mile. ma am"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
THE DEAREST
BABY
Min. Wil|ses Fsndsse Hop,e
Realised-HsaltA, Hap.
pinsss and BABY.

Plattsburg. Mlss.- Lydia Z Phi.
hams Vegetable COMPOUND hss provea
very beneficial b me, Tor now I an IN
and have 2 :wsst healthy baby, anA
our home b happy.
II was IN invalid from psrvous proe.
trston, indigsstjoo and female troubiea.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

IL think suffered every pain No.
man could before I began taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
! think II saved this baby's life, - I
lost my first one.
"My health has been very good ever
since, and l praise your medicine to all
my friends. Mrs. VERNA WILKES,
r. F. d. No. /, Plattsburg, Miss.
The darkest days othusband and wife
are when they come to look forward to
childless and lonely old age.
Many wife has found herself inca
pabie II motherhood owing to some
arrangement Of the feminine system,
often curable by the proper remedies.
In many homes once childless there
are now children because Of the fact
that Lydia E. Pinkhsm's Vegetable
Compound makes women normal.
II you vast special advice write 70
Lydia E. Plnkham Medlcine Co. (c0nn.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Y0ur letter viii
Be opened, read and answered By Q
woman and held In strict con0de1ces
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate enc
inyigorste stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar
coated, tiny granules, Easy TO take. Do no
gripe. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
city Built on Secure eoucd..,oc

Oty ouIIt on secure Foundation.
Naples is built chiefly of a soft vol.
canic rock called tufa which IL easy
to work and yet shows remarkable
resistance to compression under the
weight Of buildings. Nails can be-
driven into 1t without difficulty but Il
stands the strain of use in high walls
as well as much harder materials.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

Logical Sequence.
"A sneak thief stole my parlor car
pet"
What did you do?"
Il called a policeman and he beat
It."
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

The average girl treats a new &C
quaintance far better than she does
an old friend-so the old friend
thinks
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
New HlIls In the House.

A multitude OF new bills, many OF
them OF unusual importance. the pass
age Of a bill to appropriate $4,000 for
the purpose OF clearing title to the
penitentiary site. and the death OF the
Lenox-Griggs highway code" made
up the features OF the Wednesday ses-
sion OF the house.
Representative Curry and others
appear as the authors Of the bills to
abolish the highway department. state
fire marshal and state enforcement Of
ficers. At the regular session the
house passed a bill to abolish the
highway department. but the senate
killed It. Both houses passed the bill
10 abolish State Enforcement OhiceI
w. J. Caudill. but 1t died under the
governors veto.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
Matching u.

Il see your coming lecture takes a
rosy view OF life
Yes; pink always was my color.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

Speaking OF square deals, cornel
in food products Is something else.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

mouse can create as much excite
ment among half dozen spinsters
as an eligible bachelor.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

icy!"
Not II I am on the warm side"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
ISvIGoRATISG To THE PALE AND

GROVES TAsTsLH-s chill TONIC. drives out Ma
lara. enrieh-s the blood and builds up the system
sure Appe;rer. Bor adults and children. b ct
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

eoerscb eoastipasioa Munyoas Pav-Pav
Pills are . tonic b ~ sepmach. livse 81
eervsa Thsy invisoraAs insasad q vsahsa:
they enrich The blood inslsad a iappves.
iahint u; they enable ~ s1omacA b ~ u
ths noerishmsnt fre@ food thaa b p1t iaAs
L PSies - esatA Az urunRluh
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
Natural Supply

Natural supply.
What's the use OF all the sand on
the seashore?"
That's what they scour the seas
with"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

LEWIS Single Binder Sc cienr; 10 rich
in quality that most smokers prefer them
to l0c cigars. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup for Chiidrea
teethibe. softens the gums, reduces inhsmma-
skou, u,aliays pain.cur wind cole 16c y bc4sie-AA
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03

TosroP rHfi HfiS2YY}yH., S2YGH, CURE THE
Spray or mop the throat with the wonderful sntisep-
ue bR POkTERe ANTissiSTIC H1ALiNG oil.
bottle nc. oc. el.W.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
one WOULD RecRgAVe STATE
Commission. WHILE OTHER
ORDERS SALE or TRACT.
TO MAKE An APPROPRIATION
Amount Left Blank: Sentiment Grows
for Setter euIIdine-othse
News Of the stats Leg.
legislature.


capitol Is now squarely before the
House Of Representatives. Two bills.
one No. 70 to recreate the state capi.
tol commission and to make an ap-
preparation for beginning work on the
capitol at once: the second. No. l5, au-
thorifing the state land office to plat
and sell the $40 acres Of land donated
by Oklahoma City, we're introduced In
the house.
The authors are Hill Of PittsbUrg.
Curtis. Lemon. Woodard,. McCrory.
vosbursh and King, the former the Re.
public-n leader In the house, and the
latter an important member. are back
ing the bill. makes It practically GER
tain that the Republicans will join the
Democrats in making an appropriation
70 build the state capitol at once.
The amount OF the appropriation IL
not set out in full. The bill provides
that s47S.117s4 remaining on hand
and unappropriated Of the public build
ing fund shall become available as .
part OF the capitol building appropria-
tion as soon 40 the contract to build
10 let
The remainder OF the amount neces-
sary is to be appropriated out OF the
general revenue funds, and as the leg
islators have not yet decided Just how
much OF q capitol Oklahoma should
have, this sum was left blank. II was
the original intention to appropriate
81 .oo0.0 900. but the sentiment IL fast
growing that tie legislature should
build a decent capitol now and be
done With It. and that S2.0o0,ooo Is the
smallest sum that should be appro-
priated.
Bill No. 70. in addition to carrying
the Appropriated. provides for q state
capitol commission of three persons.
leach OF whom shall be over 80 years
CT age and a man Of business expert
ence and ability" to work under bonds
OF $4,000 each, with full power 10
contrac, for and manage the building
OF the capitol.
Bill No rs, BY the same authors.
provides that the school lard depart
ment shall plat, appraise and sell the
lands and lots donated by Oklahoma
City.
The bill provides that none OF the
capitol lands shall be sold until the
actual construction work on the capi'
tol is we'll under way: that all sales
shall be by public auction at the capi.
tol site: upon terms Of 20 per cent.
cash down and 20 per cent. per annum
for four years. the deferred payments
TO bear s per cent. interest. A pur'
chaser may pay out in full at any
time, at or after purchase.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-03
CONSTIPATION

Munyon's Paw-rsv
Pills are unlike all OH
Or laxatives or calhas.
tiea They coas -
liver into activity By
eentle methods. thsy
do not scour; hsy Do
not grips; they do aos
weaken: bat they Do
start all the secfetious
of the liver and stem-
ach h Q way that supa
paas thsss organs In .
healthy ooudiHon and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-12

The ATLANTA Base Ball Company is
planning to build new $4,000 grand
season. And some folks say a mem
nant winner doesn't pay
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RICHEST PUC|LIST
BEFORE THE PUBLIC
Carpenter Has Made Almost
as Much Money as Jeffries
Out of Boxing.

Georges Carpenter, ii is asserted. has
become the best heavyweight attraction
III the boxing world. Georges won "A
guaranty of $13 600 and side bet Of
5000 by beating Bombardier Wells Mon
day. He can repeat the sum If he boxes
Gunboat Smith in London, a match that
is new under way. and, 1T is declared, he
can draw great houses in America. In
France. his home country, where he is
idoliZed. he IS under a nine-month ban
20. meeting dub" who was billed un-
der well known fighters name. He
cannot appear in a ring there until the
bars are lifted.
Outside of being the best card OF any
heavyweight living, Carpenter has the
distinction OF having made more money
out of boxing than any man but Jeffries.
If the boiler1naker had not fought john
son this Frenchman would today be the
crowned Croesus Of the game. At that,
he holds one record, that of making
historic sum in less time than any other
?ugilist-eighteen thousand dollars for
beating Wells in one minute and thirteen
seconds Every time Carp steps in a
ring he draws at least 5000. and more
often much more. He has made close to
100000.
Out of the whole web of heavyweight
strife there have only been four devel-
oped who stood by Observation-Disclosures
McCarty. Gunboat Smith. Georges Car
pentier and Bombardier Wells. Wells is
named because he showed flashes of in
telligent and skillfil fighting. When he
won ne won impressively. When he lost
he lost quickly.
Carpenter is a good fighting man. True,
he has not done mighty things, but his
record far surpasses that Of the majority
of American hopes. In the first place
when he was lighter than now he beat
Frank Loughrey Of Philadelphia. Then
he trimmed Harry Lewis. American well
.erWeight champion. After that he
whipped Jim Sullivan. middleweight
champion of England: next George Gun
ther. who last year was a tough man to
defeat.
Weak from making the French middle
weight limit, for Carp has been grow
ing ever since he became a fighter, Car
pentier went twenty rounds with Willie
Lewis, and won. Weaker still, a short
time after, he lost to Frank Klaus and
Billy Papke.
This year Georges has beaten Bands
man Rice, Cy Smith. George Gunther
again. Private Williams, JEFF Smith and
Bombardier Wells twice.
Carpenter Is not yet twenty years old.
In Europe he is regarded as an athletic
marvel. Here he would be box Office
bear
Gunboat Smith and Carpenter would
make a great batue-the worthiest one
staged between heavies since the days of
Corbett. Fitz, jeff and Sharkey.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-12

NEW YORK, December 12.-President
Tener ridiculed the idea that the game
was controlled by trust in brief state
ment issued last night incident to the
business meeting Of the National League.
There is no such thing as base ball
trust he said. "Organized base ball is
a natural outgrowth of an endeavor to
build up the business and put the game
on the highest plane. There has been
no desire to crush competitions.
Gov. Tener served notice upon the bas !,
ball magnates that he is going to lie I,
real president. tIe will not allow the mo-
suls to dictate to him or interfere with
action which he thinks proper.
II intend to he the real president of
the league, declared the governor last
night Before / accepted the s;tion I
exacted promises from club owners that
l should have full authority as executive
Of the league, and i am going to cond let
all affairs according to my ideas of JUS
tice and good judgment. / am not to be
hampered nor handicapped i'm any way.
Il do not know myself what course /
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-12
CLASS TEAMS PLAYING.
Colored Schools Are Having Some
Spirited Basket Ball.

The interclass series of basket ball
games closed at Commercial High school
yesterday, and left the freshman team as
winners of the series. and thereby schoo
champions. This team will meet the
winners of the class series in the VI
Street High School and the Armstrong
Manual Training School series The
juniors of the Commercial School forfeit
ed to the freshmen by not producing
team Oh time, and the first-ycar boys adj
ministered handy defeats 10 the stcoa
and fourth year classes. The seilio -
won from the sophomorcs and juniors ~
convincing fashion; the second-year stu
dents won from the juniors. and the l2i-
ter team met defeat in all of its contests.
All of the games were played on Inc
outdoor court in the cold weather of the
last few days and We're fast and clearly
nIayed. of the stars of the series, Tur-
ncr. Tatun Wallace, Taylor. Dean.
King, Horad and Fantroy bear. mention
ing.
Has,
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NATIONAL LEAGUE PRESIDENT
RIDICULES TALK OF TRUST
Tener Says the Base Ball Magnates Have No Desire
to Crush Out Competition.

shall pursue. But each matter VII be
given individual attention as it crops up
and l intend to neglect nothing.
Until my term Governor of Pennsyl-
vania' expires, on December 81, 1914.
cannot give the league the full attention
it will get afterward
THE demands of the Players Frater-
nifty have been referred to the national
commission which viii conside. them at
it's next meeting, in Cincinnati. Ohio, Jan
uary >. That matter is entirely up 10
the commission.
Another matter that ] want to speak
of in this connection is the criticism di-
rected against reserve clauses i'll players
contracts This is u safeguard enacted
TO. give the people of the United States
the best kind of base ball possible. If 1T
Were not for the reserve clauses several
rich clubs might be able to pick up all
the stars through offe ing exorbitant sal
aries, and this would remove one of the
most attractive features of the game
the fight which comes from ability pitted
against equal ability.
The club owners were in session until
well along into the evening discussing
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-12
ARCAD|ANS BOWL
THE HIGHEST SET
Also Get Best Mark for a Game
and Beat the GoodfeI-
lows Easily.
IGULLI ROLLS GOOD SET.
SCORING TOTAL OF 379
Leads Individuals, But Goodman Is
Only Onc Pin Behind Him.
Having 378.

The -afcad.ans of the Arcade League
featured the play in the bowling leagues
last nisht Net Cuiy did thes take three
1traight sames from the Coodfei.ows but
they had the highest set and game regis
tered No sci made by any team In any
of the leagues was near the mark ot
the Arcad.ans. 1t was not because oi
any spasnodic rolling that they made
the high scores. as their worh was con-
sistenlly coed. In the first game they
rolled 50. which was the best mark OF
the night; then got 5,S and 90 in their
las: two. The three games Melted d
tota' Of l.612. which was way above that
secured by any al ncr mint
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-12
shermans Win Three in Row.

The Shermans won three straight games
from the contenders in District League.
The winners got mark OF 500 in one
game and way over that in the other
two. Allen led the two teams with scores
of %. 116 and 129. for set Of 3Ss. 1t
was rather remarkable that Dryer got
the same score in each of his games
101. Keith led the Contenders, getting
scores of los, 100 and 1O2
The knickerbOckers had the margin on
the IroQuois in the Colonial Tenpin
League. taking all three games. Doyle
had the best scores among the players
1s5, 234 and 10, for set of 634.
The Commissioners won two out of
three from the War qunt in the Depart
mental Tenpin circuit.
Warthen of the Railway Mails team
had the best scores made in the Post
Office League. He secured marks of
H., 1cS and 81 for set OF :S37
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possible changes in the constitution.
President Tener brought up the matxer of
players and managers negotiating with
the players of other clubs i'm violation
of the leagues ruling OH the subject.
There was more or less tampering with
other players by some of the managers
dent means to put stop to the practice.
At the conclusion of yesterdays meet
ing President Tener announced the APP
pointment of d. Leroy Reeves, sporting
editor of the Public Ledger of Philadel-
phia, as his private secretary. Mr.. Reeves
will take up his new duties at once, and
will probably look after the affairs os the
Tener's term will not expire until Janu-
airy, 1915.
The National League will probably
make an innovation next spring by send
ing the umpires south to train with the
pail clubs. The suggestion was made yes
terday, and the club owners favored the
scheme Umpire Rigler's demand for
money which he SAYS is due him from
the Philadelphia club was again dis
cussed. but no action was taken Rigler
demands a sum Of money for having
signed Eppa Rigey for the Phillies.
The much-talked-of case of the - per
cent of the worlds series money of 1917,
was finally settled. Il is customary in the
two major leagues to take - per cent of
the worlds series receipts ana divide il
equally among the eight clubs The New
York club objected to this two Years ago.
and it was decided by a committee con-
sisting of Bernard York of BROOKLYN G..
j. Sullivan of the New York club and
Judge Carr. Judge Carr was the referee
III the matter, and decided that the New
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-12
Guilt Has Highest Set.

Also the ArcadiaRs had the best game
of individual players to their credit,
GULL beating all others with set of so.
His first game was his est-143-but
he was over the i0o-nlark in mis- other
two, getting 100 and III. Goodman, roll
ing for the GoodfelIows, was only one
pin behind GULL on the set. Goodman
had marks of l39, Ito and 100, which
gave him total Of 57S Keller of the
Arcadians had good scores. getting H..
l?6 and "a, for a set of 6i2. Baum had a
set of 31S. for which ne rolled games OF
l19. % and 1U4. Roberts was next to
Goodman among the Goodfellows, having
scores of no. 30 and 10I.
The Woodward & Lothrop quint took
three games from the Toinlans in the
Commercial League, while the Hahn five
dropped two to the Berber.ch team. w.
Du Busky led in the first match with Il
set of 312, while the best marks !. in
the second were those of Geier. his three
games giving him a total of BOG.
In the two matches In the Depart
mental Duckpin League Land got two out
of three games from Navy. and War TOOK
three straight from Agriculture. Fergu-
son led the Land five with scores Of
lilo. 119 and 100 for set of 3:SS; Shipley
was first among the Navy players with
81, III and 1O1; Norton was the best
of the Agricultural quint with scores OF
So. 119 and 116, and Roberts led the War
team with 100, 99'and 115.
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dams Feature Play in Bowling Leagues-Gul Has Highest Sc
SCHEDULES IN BOWLING
LEAGUES FOR TONIGHT.

LEAGUES FOR TONIGHT.
District LeaEue-GarrisOns vs..
Newcomers. ut Harrison alleys.
Commercial League Weisbach
VS., Judd & Detwcfler. mt Palace
alleys.
Ar1yles. NJ Arcade alleys.
National Capitol LenEue-Bruns-
wlcks vs.. Y. N. &. A., Palace W..
Velvet Kind, mt Palace alleys.
Terminal Il. n. y. VI. &. a. League
Freight vs.. Auditors, at Union
station alleys.
Navy Ward Misunderstanding vs..
u. NJ. shop. Mt Capitol Httt
alleys.
Southwest LeaEne-Altrrr vs.. At
tamOnfk. mt Southwest Grand
alleys.
Carroll Council Lea.nc-SaIva-
doris vs.. Ntnas. mt Southwest
Grand alleys.
Departmental Dackpin LeaGue-
Land W.. Navy. mt Palace alleys.
Southern Railway League
alleys.
Columbia Observation-Disclosures ,vs.
Cubs, mt Royal alleys.
Post Once Department League
Station r VI. Inspection. mt Ar
cade alleys.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-12

York club must pay over the money,
which amounted To about $4,000. The 2
per cent of last falls worlds series Is
now being held by the rational commits
sion and has not yet been distributed
among the other clubs
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-12
EVANSVILLE QUINT WINS.
Robinson Star in Close Game With
Christ Church Five.

A fast and interesting game of basket
ball was played last night between the
Christ Church and Hyattsville fives In
the latter's gym. and ended in 27-to-25
score In favor Of the latter. For the WIN
ners Robinson played a star game. while
for the losers E. Moore and E. Hickman
gave a good account Of themselves. The
lineup: -
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-12

Pretty soon Claud Derrick will be mall
ing good in a major league. Derrick
wi get his third trial i'm big league
next spring. when he will go south with
the Superbas. Derrick has a good chance
to stick. as Fisher. last years short
fielder for the club, has been sent TO the
minors.
Joe Hovlik the big spitball pitcher of the
Milwaukee club of the American Asso-
citation. Hovlik had a great year with
the a. \. pcnnant winners in 1916. and
Fred Clarke thinks he could use him
nicely. as the Pirate hurting corps is none
too strong.