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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
BEATS ROCKEFELLER JAN. /

TARRYTowN, N. ", Jan. 2.-John
d. Rockefeller went down to defeat
in his first game of golf of the new
year. With Elias johnson he played
Frederick ]. Hall and /. B. johnson
and lost by the score of 6 up. Mr..
Rockefeller said he was not bit
superstitious and would retrieve him
self at an early date.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
Deadlock Is Broken

CONCORD, N. H., Jan. 1.-The
deadlock in the House of Represen-
tatives, which had existed since the
Legislature convened yesterday was
broken today by the election of Will
lam J. Britton as speaker. After the
vote was announced Democratic lead
ers declared the election of their can
ddate for governor, Samuel D.
Felker, was assured.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
FALLS OFF WATER WAGON

BERWICK, Pa, Jan. 2.-John Lewis,
of West Berwick, fell off the water
wagon here and is in serious con-
dition, suffering conclusion of the
brain. In Berwick's big hummer
parade Lewis, beer bottle in hand, oc-
cupied a prominent place upon a
street sprinkler. He was thrown off,
striking his head upon the stone
pavement and was rendered I'M
conscious.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
LAST sERFS FREED

ST. PETERSBURG, Jan. 1.-The
Council of the Empire has adopted a
law abolishing the last vestiges of
serfdom in Russia. Premier Kokovsoff
personally appeared before the Coun-
ell of the Empire to urge the adoption
of the new law. 1t already has passed
the Duma
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
TRIES SUICIDE IN CELL

NEW YORK, Jan. 2-walter
Reichter, %, who escaped from
Wards Island in August by swim
ming, attempted to commit suicide in
the Tombs last night. A keeper
found the prisoner had pricked a vein
in his left arm. DR.. McPeders was
called from the Hudson Street Hos
pital. The wound was not serious
and Reichter was placed in another
cell
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
Newsboy Dies at 1o5

JOLIET, ILL.,, Jan. 2.-Carsamus
Page. believed TO be the oldest news
boy in the world died at his home
here today, aged 10E Page sold his
papers in the streets up to a few
lays ogo. when he was taken i'll.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
MUST SERVE SENTENCE

BOSTON. Mass. Jan. 1.-The Gov
ernor's Council refused yesterday to
grant pardon to Robert e. Davie,
the boy broker, serving a sentence
on Deer Island for misuse of funds
placed with him for investment.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
RABBI ON IMMIGRATION

At the Oheb Shalom Synagogue on
High street near West Kinney street
tomorrow night, Rabbi Charles l.
Hoffman will speak on Our Immi-
grafton Problem" On Saturday
morning his subject will be IRE
llgious DeYelopment.Y
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
GOT INDIGESTION? STOMACH UPSET?
BELCH|NG UP GAS OR SOUR FOOD?

stomach is an uncer-
vauabe you mustn't III
with
giving relief; ats
unfaing action regulating sick sour Classy somans
of in garits other stomach
hasm mad famo world
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
SIXTY ARE DROPPED
BY WORKS BOARD
Democrats, Finally in Control,
Adopt Policy of Extensive
Retrenchment.
$4,000 PER YEAR WILL
BE SAVED TO TAXPAYERS
Board Promises That Efficiency
of Department Will Not Be
impaired by Change.

For the first time in thirteen years
TIE Board of Works organized yester-
dav with the Democrats in power, and
as a result of the dropping of en-
ployees the taxpayers will save 49,
600 a year in salaries. Sixty men,
whose yearly compensation totaled
This amount, fell under the axe which
was welded with no respect to poll
ties. only those offices and positions
which were thought by the new
movers to be unnecessary to the effi-
cheney of the department were
abolished.
Only two appointments, one OIL
temporary nature. were made by the
board Former Deputy Surrogate
John ]. Berry was named as secre-
tarv to the president, at a salary of
q. 500. but he will also perform the
duties of Clerk William Greathead,
who is to be retired on pension.
The temporary appointment was that
of David Holmes, as chief accountant
in the water department, at a salary
Of s., 25c a year. Henry D. Northrop
rendered his resignation as cashier
Of the water department and his as
siztant. j. George Zimmerman, was
named to act temporary in his place.
This position carries a salary OF
So. 100.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
AGED SENATOR WEBS

SPRINGFIELD, Mass, Jan. g.
Miss Helen Pbaisted Emery, until
Monday secretary to Mayor E. H.
I.athrop, was married in CRANKY,
Conn. yesterday. to State Senator
Luke S. Stowe. one of Springfields
wealthiest and prominent citizens.
Senator Stowe is n years old and
Miss Emery is 80.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02
CHEER Up! IF HEADACHY, BILIOUS,
CONST|PATED-C ASCARETS TONIGHT

bowels
v1hC
vou eech eeru andbu fol mo
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02

COLDS CAUSE HEADs 5HE AND GRIP
LAXATIVE BROM0 Quinine re-
moves the cause. There is only One
"BROMO QUININE.k Look for sig
nature Of e. w ssrovI Zoe.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-02

, -. 5;s,,,iseed their salaries.
az ,asnactiva denartments with
s., ~ t,a,, wers connected follows:
ne srva.,,tsve aenartment. Charles
Niahols messenger. 81. 100; Charles f.
Quinn clerk 1886. Surveyors de-
ssrt,,a,t William q. Dassing. stem
a es'r and typewriter, s1,O5s;
charles T. Puff, planning engineer,
ss.0oe Street department, Frank B.
Knott. second assistant superinten-
dent of streets, 81, 100; J. Brownston,
foreman. 81, 200: M. Snyder, foreman.
81 200: L. Kantzmann. foreman, $1,000;
!. FITZGERALD, foreman, $1,000; A.
Landmesser, foreman, $1,000; q.
Murat, foreman, $1,000; ]. Dove, fore
man, $1,000; T. Scanlon. foreman,
81, 200: A. Barnard. foreman, $l,2oo;
Bentley Hunt, foreman, sl,2OO; Henry
Lind, foreman, $1,000; Jacob weiss,
foreman, $1,000; A. Pnlliipone' Iore-
man. $1,000; e. V. Hendricks, black
smith, city stable. $sSS; Ranaei Del
feda. assistant machinlst, $500; Z. n.
Vaudeville, payroll clerk, $LS2V; A. ).
Wooten, inspector of complaints, $3.50.
Scavenger Departments. ii. Ter
riil, $i,040: c. A. Del Guercio, sl,04o;
Herman Pfeifer. $1,000; Michael Vel
ardo. $l,040; Adolph Schwartz, $l,04o;
Angelo Casiera, $l,040; Jacob Mass.
s1.040: Charles Derivaux, s1,040; Her
man Schengel, $1,040; Joseph Bon
scher, 5000; John ]. Kinney, $1,040;
Harry Doremus, s1,04O; Robert F.
Strubel, $1,404.
r Trolley Department. Henry Weser-
an. 1896: III. w. Freeman, 1896; Robert
Wagner, 1895.
Public Neutrality-suspicious. Great
head. assistant superintendent, $1,000;
O. w. Filler. assistant superintend-
emf 81 300. w. II. Porey. assistant
superintendent. $1,000.
sidewalks-John III. Lapp, $1,140.
Sewer Department-M. j. Smith,
carpenter. 81 .04O; J. j. Heating, assist
ant superintendent. 1.20O.
Accounting division, Henry d.
Nortbrop. cashier. So. 100; Henry e.
kdackev ianitor. $1,000; John Con-
kolly. messenger. sS5s; Henry G.
alra,- assistant SUPERINTENDENT in
kctorz 81 400. James Meyler, car
se,,ter ses6. William Pauline. watch
man ss5s. Alpbonso Magne. meter
renairer $3.50: Frank Weiser. watch
man. 500. Angelo Chippa, watchman,
sqae James Moore. inspector. 1858;
charles smear. watchman. $1,000; ].
CALGARY meter reader: r. Hibbana,
meier reader. n. w. Kitchell. assert
ing cards. 81 900: William M. Morton,
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
TWO MEN IN L|MEL|GHT
YOAkUM OF FRISCO AND BROWN
OF NEW YORK CENTRAL.
Former Is on Witness Stand and Lat
ter Resigns Presidency on
Account of Age.

st, Louis, Nov. 19.-Beniamin F.
Yoakum, directing head of the Frisco
and Chicago & Eastern Illinois rail
road systems up 10 the time of the
Frisco receivership and the divorce of
the two systems last May, testified
before the interstate commerce COM
mission hearing as to the causes of
.he receivership.
The hearing, which was called by
The commission at the direction of the
United States senate, is presided over
by Edgar L. Clark, chairman. About
20 persons, mostly railroad officials,
beside reporters, were present.
Yoakum, answering questions of At
torney Brown for the government,
said the receivership could have been
averted if the Frisco had succeeded in
putting through deal amounting to
$6,000,000 or 100000 for the sale of
New Mexico and Arizona land
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
INDIANS ARE ON WAR PATH
Fifteen Hundred Are Preparing to
Resist Power of the United
States Government

Santa Fe, N. M, Nov. 19.-Unitod
States troops are en- route from the
Mexican border to Beautiful noun
tain, near the Shirock Indian agency,
where 1900 Navajo Indians are pre-
pairing to resist the power of the gov
eminent. United States Marshal Hud-
speth says he fears the troops viii.
have difficulty subduing the redmeu
Beautiful mountain is 10 miles
across the top: The only access is by
3 precipitous trail which winds about
the mountain and is easily defended.
Eight Navajos, including four medi
cine men, are wanted for rioting and
assault, and the tribe has refused to
surrender them. The medicine men
declare the government is robbing
them of their land.
To an emissary sent to the Indians
the chief medicine man. more than
100 years DID, said I'VE will never
surrender. l have seen blood on my
hands twice. / have not seen it for
nothing"
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
MARCONPS INVENTION HAS BEEN
PERFECTED TO A USAeLE
POINT, 1T is SAID.
INVENTOR HIMSELF USED IT
TeIeoraphic Communication Is Cut off
for an Hour so He Could Try
His Wonderfully Success
full Experiments.

New York, Nov. 19.-Guglielmo Mar
conf has talked across the Atlantic by
means of wireless telephony which he
is perfecting, according to a dispatch
from Sydney, N. s. The dispatch con-
tinues:
There can be little doubt of this.
One day last week the sending of
wireless telegraph messages between
Glace Bay and Clifden, Ireland, was
suspended for half an hour while Mar
conf, at Clifden, experimental with
his new wireless telephone apparatus
between Ireland and Cape Breton.
1.-The experiment succeeded per-
fectly; that is all we dare tell you,
say the wireless operators at Glace
Bay who are sworn to secrecy when
they enter the Marconi service"
Sig Marconi was expected at Louis
burg to open the new wireless tele-
graph station put in operation there
last month. He was not there, for he
is devoting all his time at Clifden to
his wireless telephone.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
ROBBER CAPTUREDlN SALOON
Nine Men in Barroom See Woman
Catch Man Rifling Her Fa-
theirs Cash Drawer.

Pittsburg, Pa, Nov. 19.-Miss Eliz-
abeth Reagan, school teacher, is re-
ceiving the congratulations of her pu-
pills and friends because she captured
an armed man when he tried to rob
the saloon of her father. Patrick Rea,
gan, after he had failed to hold up a
street car in the business section.
Nine men were standing before the
bar
The man, who said he was Michael
Reilly of Seattle, Wash, entered the
saloon on Pennsylvania avenue and
was rlfling the cash register when
Miss Reagan peeped into the room.
Getting her fathers revolver, she
walked in and ordered Reilly to sur
render. The man obeyed without a
word.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19


matinee with me, for have enjoyed
your acquaintance, and the acquaint-
ance Of your wife and daughters, for
many years, Mr.. Joshua Wheeler, of
Hartford"
Lydia donned her wraps, and still
smiling broadly, extended her hand.
Il thank you for the jolliest after
noon of my life. Now will you take
me to my carr"
I'm heavens name, who are your"
calculated Joshua.
Mary Jones, of Buffalo," smiled
Lydia. "Will you take me to my
carr"
II will"
And he did.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
MISS CLARK, HOUSEKEEPER
Speaker Clark and Daughter, firing
of Hotel Life in Washington,
viii Keep House.

Washington, Nov. 19.-After trying
both apartment and hotel living.
Speaker Clark will go to housekeep-
ing Dec. 1. Though not yet 20 years
old, his daughter, Miss Genevieve
Clark, will do the buying, manage the
servants and, in short, become the
executive officer" of the Clark fam
lily.
The new Clark residence. which the
speaker has leased for year is 2140
Massachusetts avenue. 1t is in the So
cial heart of northwest Was ,etol
The rental of the Clark l. ne il
1900 a year
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
New York Man to Retire.

New York, Nov. 19.-William C.
Brown, who rose from section hand to
he presidency of the New York Cen
tral lines, resigned. The directories
OF the four railroad companies COM
prising the New York Central system
accepted the resignation. 1t will be-
come effective New Years day
A. H. Smith, senior e-president
of the lines, it is reported, will sue
coed him.
Brown is 60 years OLD and has been
in railway service for more than A
years He has been president of the
New York Central for the last five
years.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
Horns on Locomotive.

Chicago, Nov 19.-The use of auto.
mobile horns instead of whistles is
the innovation planned by the Illinois
Central railway to alleviate the noise
occasioned by trains operating on the
lake front, according to an announce.
ment made by W. l.. Park, vicepresi
ol~ Of the road before the anti-noise
committee.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19

you sleep peacefully. The first s ives
checks the symptoms and t gN Of
prompt relief. Mrs. A. +, Mer y NOS Ss
Glen Ellyn, Iowa, writes: "Dr. o h,ngo
New Discovery cured fail
cough after six weeks doctoi iiI 80 the
ed to help" Try it, as 1t VIII i,' az for
same for you. Best meolcliite ronb-
coughs, colds, throat and lung price Price
les. Money back if 1t fans; nail.
SOC and $1.00. All druggists, XII, 10y or
II. E. Bucklen & Co. Philade'p''"
st. Louis.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
London Hears About Talk.

London, Nov. 19.-The transatlantic
telephone is now an accomplished
fact, according to a cable message to
the London Daily Mail from Sydney,
Cape Breton, which says that Marconi
had a Commute transatlantic expert
ment between Clifden, Ireland, and
Glace Bay, Nova Scotia. No details
are given.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
Nearly Every Child Has Worms.

Paleness, at times a flushed face
unnatural hunger, picking the nose,
great thirst, etc, are indications of
worms. kickapoo Worm Killer is a
reliable, thorough medicine for the
removal of all kinds of worms from
children and adults. Kickapoo Worm
Killer in pleasant candy form aids di-
constipation and increasing the action
of the. liver. Is perfectively safe for
even the most delicate children. Kick
apoo Worm Killer makes children
happy and healthy. 25c. Guaranteed
Try it. Drug stores or by mail
klckapoo Indian Medicine Co., Phila-
delphia or st. Louis.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
Duchess Makes Speech.

London, Nov. 19.-The duchess of
Marlborough, formerly Consuelo Van
derbilt, succeeded in quieting suffra,
gette hecklers at a meeting at Sun
derland house in behalf of women and
children working in sweat shops. The
duchess made speech in which she
dwelt on the fact that many women
earned only $3.50 a week.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
Tom Thumbs Valet Is Dead,

Kansas City, Nov. 19.-Benjamin
Sellers, for IA years the valet of Gen
Tom Thumb, is dead at his home at
Kansas City at the age of 80 years
Sellers travelled oil over the world
with the famous little man, and had
in his home as priced relics many of
the generals belongings, including
pieces from his tiny wardrobe.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
FROM THE OLD HOME
BY L. o. HUME.

There is no more lonely experience
than being among strangers in
large city, upon holiday; so thought
Lydia Hargrave, as she started out for
the matinee one Thanksgiving after
noon, in brave effort to enjoy the
Lydia belonged to an old cultivated
family of Hartford but, like so many
of our old eastern families, the
strength of the Hargraves had been
given to the accumulation of culture
rather than the accumulation of dol
lars, and Lydia had accepted a posi-
ton in a young ladies' boarding school
in Buffalo.
Mr.. Joshua Wheeler, middle-aged,
well-to-do and a merchant of Hartford,
found himself held in Buffalo over
this same Thanksgiving day He did
not know that Lydia was in Buffalo
indeed, he had not seen nor thought
of her since she was a child.
Lydia as she turned down Genesee
street, headed for the Star theater,
was delighted to see some one from
her old home, and approached Mr..
Wheeler with happy confidence. AS
she came near enough to speak to him,
she saw plainly that he did not recog-
nize her. She hesitated, and filled with
embarrassment and Indignation, hur-
ried on. She had not gone far, when
she heard rapid footsteps behind her,
and turning Immediately, discovered
Mr.. Wheeler. In his most suave man
ner Mr.. Wheeler raised his hat and
inquired if she was going to the matt
nee.
YES" said Lydia, tentatively.
May | join your" murmured Mr..
Wheeler.
81 should be most pleased to have
you" she replied.
Lydia had been rowing her own boat
for over six years and had learned to
steer.
Mr.. Wheeler secured their seats and
they were comfortably settled with
some minutes to chat before the cur
tain went up. Lydia could not feel
certain that Mr.. Wheeler did not know
L,
said:
Now you must tell me who you
are"
Mr.. Wheeler hesitateG then with
emphasis that was slightly overdone,
said:
"Calhoun-Calhoun; haven't card
with me, but I'm Calhoun-William
Calhoun"
Then she knaw.
And where are you from, Mr.. Cal
houn?' sweetly murmured Lydia
I'm from New York"
New York city,"
Eyes, from the metropolis. And
now you must tell me your name"
Lydia could not think Of any high
sounding, romantic name, so she chok-
ingly murmured: Jones, Mary Jones'"
20, come now, your name isn't
Jones; tell me what it really is.'
But it is Jones, and it is unkind OF
you to doubt it. 1t is bad enough to
have to go through life with such
plebeian name without having people
make personal remarks about it,"
Here the curtain went up and their
conversation was interrupted Just be-
fore the last act her escort said.
I'm going to take you home"
mo-" said Lydia, trying to fence,
cit is so far out to my house that you
would get lost and perhaps never get
back"
I'm going to take you home. You
have led me to believe that l might,
and l don't intend to let you go alone"
"But your Interpretation is wrong"
what other Interpretation is
there?"
This. l had every right to speak to
you-every right to let you go to the
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
Pretended Kiss a Bite

Chicago. Nov. 19-Mrs' ,ardan
Smith, wife of Rev faui cher.
Smith. complains that her pfe@ ling
husband pretended that he was s nock
to kiss her and bit her on 'h' No.
She got a divorce.
The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1913-11-19
A Constructive Cough

A cough that bothers you continu-
ally is one of the danger signals
which warns of consumption. DR..
Kings New Discovery stop the cough
losten the chest, Danish fever and let
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-07
WORLDS news CONDENSED

SPECIAL MAIL SERVICE TO STAR-BULLETlN
Home and Foreign Dispatches Giving Worlds News
at a Glance.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

Des Moines, la, Jan. 10
The Iowa weed law is a joke in
the opinion of Senator E. L.
Grow of Mapleton, a democrat,
and if he has his way about it
the law will be amended or re-
pealed. Senator Crow thinks
the only kind of a law that will
prove effective is one that will
make every farmer responsible
for his roadside weeds.
"The money set aside for
weed cutting in not enough to
make a decent start" he said.
"The whole plan is wrong. It
is probable that; l will intro
duce q bill that will require
farmers to cut their weeds.
When they fail to do this tie
township authorities will be
empowered to cut the weeds
and assess the cost against the
land.
"If q farmer has any pride
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

Washington, Jan. 10. More
than a million dollars will be
spent for public buildings in
Iowa if the public buildings bill
passes congress as it now
stands. Congressman Towner is
a member Of the committee
and he has asked for 100000
for Iowa cities. The house COM
mittee is now considering the
bill which provides for these
appropriations:
Cherokee, $4,000 for bull
ding and site; Vinton, $4,000
for building and site; Newton,
$4,000 for site; Marengo,S IS, 900
for site; Glenwood, $1,000 for
site; Fairfield, $4,000 for site;
Washington, $4,000 for bull
ding; Cedar Falls, $4,000 for
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Children Crv
FOR FLETCHER'S
G a 8 T Q RIA
Joint Installation

The W. R. c. held a joint in
stallation with the q. A. R
Post Friday evening. The
meeting opened with prayer
by Rev. Carter, of the M. E
church. The following officers
were elected: Pres Mrs. Alb
bic Davis; Sen. Vice Pres, Mrs
Kate Clark; Jun. Vice Pres,
Mrs. Susanne Smith; Chaplin,
Mrs. Sarah Newton; Treas,
Mrs. Colenso; Cor-Rec, Mrs
Lulu Wehrli; Patriotic In
structor, Mrs. Sophia Brinker;
Press Cores, Mrs. Lizzie
Casey; Condt., Mrs. Margaret
Way; Guard, Mrs. Josie Blunt;
Asst. Condt., Mrs. Margaret
Byers; Asst. Guard; Mrs. Mary
Bells; Color Bearer, Mrs. Anns
O'Gorman; c. B. No. 2. Mrs
Anna Krause, G. B No. 8, Mrs
Burkett; c. B. No. 4, Mrs
Steinert.
After installation a splendid
banquet was served, covers
being laid for one hundred
The members of the Order did
themselves proud in the way
of entertaining. Their hall
was very effectively decorated
in red, white and blue and
flags and the work of the
installation was beautifully ex
emplified in every detail. Sew.
eral members from the Logan
Order were in attendance.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Don't be Spoony.

Manchester Press: The mother
who let's a sixteen year old da-
lighter to float around the
town in a top buggy or any
other way, until 200 a. m,
with a counterfeit sport of
weak jaw and weaker morals
merely opens the front door of
grief and disgrace. If you don't
know what company your girl
keeps or what time of night
she turns in, your roar when
the gossips get busy will sound
about as pathetic as the whe-
eze from a Jews harp The girl
who insists on spooning with
everybody in the corporated
limits ought to be backed into
the woodshed and relieved of
her overflow affection with q
number eleven slipper laid
carefully across the hiplets.
We had sooner see a girl kiss
a blind shoat through a barbed
wire fence than have to change
partners six nights a week in
the front parlor with the lights
turned low. 1t is harder to
marry off a girl who has been
paved over by every zap in
the community than it is to
fatten sheep on pineapple ice.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

You can't gold-brick a sharp
eyed sutton with second hand
goods, any more than you can
fit a bath robe on a goat. There
are lots of weak minded parents
who are going up against as
much show as a cross-eyed girl
in a beauty show, and their
children will rise up and call
them blessed with the enthu-
siasm Of a one-legged man at a
club dance.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

site and building; Maquoketa,
$4,000 for building; Charlton,
$4,000 FOR building; Oelwein,
$4,000 for site; Charles City,
$4,000 for building; Grinnell,
$4,000 for building and site;
Carroll, $4,000 for building
and site.