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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

STATE OF WISCONSIN-MILWA
County.-County Court-sIn Probate
In the matter OF the estate of Oscar Helgesen
deceased.
OF Oscar Helgesen late OF the city of Wauwa-
tosa In said County of Milw aukee. deceased,
having been duly granted TO Mary HelgesenDy
this Court:
1T rs ORDERED, That the time from the date
hereof until and including the first Tuesday of
February A ID. 1914 be anG the same IL hereby
fixed as the time within which all creditors OF
the said Oscar Helgesen deceased. shall
present their claims for examination and al
lowance.
IT rs FURTHER ORDERED. That all claims for
necessary funeral expenses. for the expenses
OF the last sickness OF the decedent and for
debts having o preference under the laws Of
the United States which are presented within
sixty days hereafter be examined and adjust
ed By said Court. at its Court Rooms in the
Court House. in the City of Milwaukee, In said
County, at the special term thereof appointed
to be held on the first Tuesday OF October
1919 and all such creditors are hereby notified
thereof.
claims and demands Of all persons against the
said Oscar Helgesen deceased be examined
and adjusted before this Court, at its Court
Rooms in the Court House. in the City OF Mi.
waukee in said County. at the special term
thereof appointed to be held on the FIRST Tues.
day of Apri 1914. and all creditors are
hereby notified thereof
times and place Mt which said claims and de-
mands viii be examined and adj ed rs afore-
said. and OF the time above limited for said
creditors to present their claims and demands.
be given BY publishing copy OF this order and
notice. for four consecutive weeks. once In
each week In the Wauwatosa News q news
paper published In the County OF Milw aukee.
the first publication to be within fifteen DAYS
from the date hereof.
Dated this 18th day of July. 1913
BY the Court.
nj. S. SHERIDAN
County Judge
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25
THR


MILWAUKEE SANITARIUM
FOR MENTAL & NERVOUS DISEASES
ESTABLISHED IN 1854.
Located at Wauwatosa Ga suburb of Milw au.
keel on G.. IA. s. ~. p. Ry,. PA no rs from
Chicago. Two car lines from Mllw uxee. 5
rninu es walk from all cars.
New Psychopathic Hospital. Al appliances
for acute cases. Fire-proof bnildinR: separate
grounds.
New West House Attractive ros ms: pri
vate hath
New Gymnasium ard Recreation Bah ling
Sec ,uded. yet convenient. Five hon e. set
on hill.' 20 acres beautiful lawn and forest
Modern bal h house
Individual trea tment for all.
Address: RICHARD DEWEY. IA. MD
Gin charge) Wauwgtosa, Wis
Franz T. STEVENS, ND. WIT KRADwRi Linz D.
Assistant Physicians
CHICAGO OFFICE. Venetian Eldg
Hours. ll:30to Wednesdays texceptin July
and AugcSt)
TELEPHONES CEtcAGO--Cenfral2 s5e
MILWAUKEE Wauwat 10
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

The editor is reliable encyclopedias.
A subscriber sent us this query recent
": "What ails my hens? Every morn
ing / find one or more of them keeled
over to rise no more" Our reply was:
The fowls are dead. 1t is an old COM
plant, and nothing can be done ex-
cept to bury theni."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25
OFFICIAL NOTICE.
Assessment for Laying water Pipe

Assessment for Laying Water Pipe
once OF the City Clerk. wauw atosa. Wis
cOnsin. July Is. 1918.
Notice is hereby given to property owners
and to all persons interested that the officers
OF the City of Wauwatosa. duly qualified TO
perform the duties OF Board of Public Works
IN and for said City have filed in this onlce, as
provided by law, reports of special benefits
made by said officers for laying water ripe in
the hereinafter named streets of the city OF
Wauwotosa. against the lots, parts of lots and
parcels of land fronting or abutting on said
streets or which may be contiguous and used
in connection with any lot. part OF lot, or par
Gel of land so fronting and abutting.
The said assessments having been made by
the officers performing the duties of the Board
of Public Works in accordance with the pro
visions of the laws of Wisconsin.
The streets referred to and herein embraced
are.
smith Avenue from Sixtyiirst Street to
SixtyIhird Street.
Blanchard street from Fifth TO sixth Ave.
nue. and on sixth Avenue 20 Lot ID. r. Bre-
wers subdivision. z
EDWARD CoULTHARD,
23w3 City Clerk ana Acting Comptroller
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

When one finds he is out Of sympa-
thy with his home town he should
move out. Do not get into that un-
conscious habit of growing. THANK
fortune we only have few kickers in
this town, but the few we have are
weight for the rest to carry. II You
have made up your mind to live in a
town then stand up for it.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

The future Of any town depends en-
tirely uon its citizens. Ii friends come
to see you tell them what fine town
we have. If you have legitimate
"kiclS put ii on file aud cease to go
about in search of trouble. There is
much in our town for which we should
all be thankful md can all be proud
Be "booster."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITY.

Published at Wauwatosa. Wisconsin every
Friday by John r. Benoy.
sent TO any address in the United Statesfor
Entered Of the Wauwatosa post ofaceas
second class matter.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
New Women al RernIa-


Persian women are essentially fem.
mime. They want our dress, our edu.
cation, cur freedom, our happins.a
Dress, 1t will be observed, COY. n
hrst In the catalogue OF feminine
wants, but a change Of dress or eoae.
fure seems essential to all revoluttoa.
airy movements.
In Teheran, In place OF the face Vol
or white cloth, the Persian new woxas
an now wears . small square Of black
net or woven horse hair; her shoss
nave high heels; q European SHIRE
mas taken the place Of the short shfES
and narrow trousers; the head ken
cnief is being abandoned. One LADY
tried to introduce an OUTFIT TO take
the place Of the "chuddur,S leaving
ths face heavily yelled: but e was
TOO revolutionary even for Teheran,
and, after being mistaken for the or.
Shah In disguise, the wearer revert.
90 In disgust 20 moro orthodox
clothes In her home the nav womraa
oners cigarettes instead Of the vaaa9
piDe.-Moslem World.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
LOST Faith IN
REPUBLICAN FRIENDS

We are fast losing faith in our
Republican ENTHUSIASTICALLY the
Milan Republicans-who promised
to sell as Scent hogs. 20-cent corn,
SIS COWS, $25. horses and SIS
calves, if Wilson was elected presi.
dent. 1t is not right to treat your
friends that way boys. We want to
buy up all Of that kind of stuff at
those prices there is on the market,
and we have made arrangements
with Democratic loan company
for $4,000, 100000. Now we can
get this money for 1-2 per cent
to use for the purpose mentioned
above, and we do not want our re-
publican friends to beat US out of
an investment of this kind. So
hurry up, boys; bring 'em in; we
want all you have, and they do not
have to be fat or pure bred.-Mil-
an Standard.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
EDITORIALS
A REPUBLICAN HOWL

The republicans are making a
big howl over the appointment of
a democratic postmaster at Gard
nerville. Don't it jar you to hear
them whine whenever a republi-
cans nose is taken from the pub
lie trough? It's pity such things
must be, but they are bound to
happen and should happen until
every republican feeder at the pub
lie trough is separated from his
job.
So far as Nevada is concerned,
we hope Senators Newlands and
Pittman will keep up the good
work until every republican, hold
ingan officeunder the government,
is separated from the pay roll.
The medicine may be a little bit
ter for these job holders but they
should be compelled to take it,
whether they like it or not.
And what a spectacle they make
when one of them is compelled to
make room for a democrat. It's
enough to draw tears from a brass
monkey. It's very, very sad, boys,
but don't make sniveling babies of
yourselves over losing a little pot
tage that belongs to democrats I'M
der this administration.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
To Catch Foxes.

II you are particularly anxious 10 Do
q little SUBSCRIPTIONS fox catching Try
the following. It is the sage Of Lup-
tca who speaks, In his Thousand
Notable Things" "Anoint the soles
q your shoes with piece Of tak
sWine's flesh as broad an your hand,
newly toasted or little broiled At
the are when you go out Of the wood
homeward. And In every Of your
steps cast q piece Of the liver Of .
swine roasted and dipped in honey,
and draw after your back the dead
CARCASS Of q cat" Your fox cannot
resist all this, but "be sure to have
q man nigh thee with bow and shafts
10 shoot at him, or by some other
means to hit him." Good fun this for
. country house party at loose ends
Tho Danger.
TT may seem q trifling NATTER
says . writer In the Observer, "but I
think that the man who wears his
gloves seems to be smarter than the
man who carries his gloves In his
hands" Surely 1t Is no triling mat
ter. One might meet the Observer
writer any day, and then If one were
carrying ones gloves instead Of wear
ing them. what an outsider one would
foel-The Bystander.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
etraloht Talk From q Sea Doc,

For several minutes a Plain Civil
Ian had been trying to interest one OF
Uncle Sans bluejaekets in a CONVEX
sation on the steps OF the federal
building, when a portly man slipped
and fell on the lower step.
"Ah, see the dreadnaught party
strike a reef" the p. c., laughing.
~ said. see what7' the sailor re.
piled, with an ominous accent on the
what Then the lecture began.
you plowmaker's mates who try
to heaye the deep sea talk give me a
bows on pitch In the slumRullIon
locker" the see man said. I'm the
6rst place dreadnaught doesn't mean
large" he added in condescendins
tone. TITS a class term that 10 used
to designate any warship that carries
. primary battery OF large caliber
guns Of one caliber. And reef bears
about a. much resemblance to a gran.
ito step as"
But the Plain Civilian was gone
Kansas City Star.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Different ThIno Entirely.

This story Is being told on a Kan
sas lawyer. The lawyer was arguing
a case before a judge and, desiring to
illustrate by supposing a case, he did
30, as follows: 1--WE will suppose,
your honor" he said, that your hon.
or were to steal a horse. mo! No!
NO." interrupted the Judge, mot at
all, not atsall. sir. 'Tain't suppos-
able case, sir" Very well, begging
your honor's pardon" said the eager
lawyer with more zeal than prudence,
very we'll, then; supposing that I
should steal horse."-"Ah, yes, yes, ~:
said the Judge, that ia q different
thing, very different, Mr. x. Pro-
coed. SIR"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
GREATEST OF OUR time

An Eastern publication offered
prizes for the beat assays on What
are the Ten Greatest Inventions of
Our Timer" and first prize was
awarded to William /. Wyman,
Washington, D c., who gave these
as his selection: Electric furnace,
steam turbine, gasoline automobile,
moving pictures, wireless tele-
grapby, aeroplane, cyanide process,
linotype machine, induction motor,
electric welding, eli invented since
1889. MIR. Wymsn in his essay
comments, mo single invention of
the last 25 years initiated an in
dustrial epoch in the sense that the
locomotive or Bessemer converter
did. yet no farther period has been
80 rich in developments of striking
Importance or so productive of i'm
provemsnts whose aggregate so
vitality affected our economic and
social life" Mr.. Wyman says the
inventions of his selection "were
the most revolutionary in charact.
er, in the broadest fields which
affected most our mode of living,
or which opened up the largest
sources of wealth."
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Henry Ward Reecher,n Mamnrx.


Henry Ward Beecher, the centenary
OF whose birth is being celebrated.
had a poor verbal memory, says the
British Weekly. On one occasion he
gave a notice In his church thus:
In addition to the notices just read,
desire to say that / shall be absent
next Sabbath, and that this pulpit will
be occupied by-ah-by-ah-th
Rev. Che became much flushed and
confused). will not be here next Sab.
bath' and, as was trying to say, the
preacher will be-ah-why, know
him-you all know him-know-'Sam'
Will preach next Sabbath. Let us
praise God by singing the-the hymn. I"
He had no difficulty in remembering
the family name, SAM" but Rev. Sam.
eel Scoville was 700 much Eo- Li..-
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Foreign French.

Learn to speak French. TheI
things won't cost so much In Paris"
"Oh. yoG can't make 'em think YOU
are Freedman"
mo. but sometimes you can make
EN- think You are Russian or Span.
ard Washington Herald
Looked Like Ie.
The small but observant son Of O
New York travelling salesman noticed
when his father came home that he
had had a front tooth filled with gold
while he was away.
Pop" said the boy. you've got
your tooth bnttoned on with a collar
button. haven't youT'-New York Sun
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Birdie Fatal Mistake.

While the guests OF the Central
hotel were enjoying their breakfast
the other morning they were sur
prised to hear crash against the
plate glass window. Thinking that lt
was stone from q blast they ran %
the door, to discover on the sidewalk
. great big blue grouse. which. mis-.
taking the green foliage of the hang
Ing plants and flowers In the window
for the forests. had killed itself n
trying to hy through the window
Vancouver Sun.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
aWho Eate-PayaiR

10 indoor worker can continue %
ses meat thrice, or even twice daily,
eftsF middle hfe-end middle life,
mark you. begins with tho thirty-ffth
yeaF-without paying the penalty in
"a attack OF govt rheumatism,
BEtshts or an allied disease, q few
pears later. This few years" may, IN
special cases, stretch itself to q score
s-~e1t, Inevitably, "who eats, paysi"-s
nsetstio ana Hygienic Gasstte.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Bible Was Put Into RHYME.

VefSSncattons, not only of tia
Rsaims but OF the other books of the
Bible. we're numerous in the sixteenth
century. One Of the most prolific
Tersihers was William Hunnis. who.
ahaer such fanoiful titles az ''sevan
soos OF a sorrowful Soul for Sin"
"a handful Of Honeysuckles," AZ
hiVerui OF Honey" etc., published 6.
number OF rhyming versions OF Gene.
sis and Job, which ARE now worth
enelr weight In gold to the bibiio-
maniac. = - $50"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
RswspapeF RFve I. -

Newspaper readers are something's,
astonished BY mistakes on the ps& ]
OF reporters. Consider, for instances.
the surprise Of the readers Of a cor
tain steid daily some years ago when
they learned that . publio man haA
the night before solsunnly snnoanoed
that IAN reforms In this ooantry have
been brought about by Prussia" Tho
word the great man had really usad
was pressure" not Prussia" 90, too,
considerable astonihhment was oeusoa
when "ouratss" instead Of pew rates.
were reported TO be "the greatest en-
emiea Of the church"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Hard to see Under wstes.

There IL no scientific instrument a
the scope" character which enables
enc to see down TO 30 or 90 feet under
water. When the sun shines vertical
y over water, q box or bucket with q
glass bottom r. oftsn used 70 look
into the water. A cloth covering to
exclude light from the box or bucket
Is sometimes employed. But without
electric or some other light In the va,
Ter these devices are not very satis-
factory,
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
BettY'a Gift

A Lancashire vicar was asked by
the choir to call upon old Betty, who
was deaf, but who insisted in join
ing in the solo of the anthem, and
to ask her only to sing in the hymns.
He shouted into her ear, 'cBetty,
Eve been requested to speak to you
about your singing" At last she
caught the word Singing" and re-
piled: ''Not to me be the praise, air
IPs q gift."--Pall Mall Gazette.
couldn's sss HE Third.
During the cotton-pickins season IA
Texas a colored brother who had rons
into the country to work returned very
much Disguised. Don't 20 git NO
onahs tor pick no cottouT" asked a
friend. "sech es dey was. White
man done offered me one-third o. wat
An could pick. All done TUX a look al
DC Held an saw dat when II wah an
picked It wouldn't amount ter one.
Third. So All done lit out fer bouaais
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Proved His Contention

Mother" complained Johnny,
not 30 pleased as might have been
with the results of unselfish mater
nal tailoring, "these trousers are
too tight. They're tighter'n my
own skin"
Now, my son." said mother, in
quiet reproof, "don't exaggerate.
How can they be tighter than your
skin ?"
"They are, too, mother; they
must be. / can sit down in my skin,
but l can't sit down in these trou-
sers. "-Exchange.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Made Them lauoh,

"My friends" said n politician the
other day. with burst Of ingenious
eloquence. II will be honest
The terrific outburst OF applause
which followed this remark entirely
upset the point which the orator was
about to Introduce. London Telegraph.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Temple for Worshlpers Of Isrs.

While taking a stroll on the forth.
cations above Genoa, was considera-
bly, surprised to find myself face to
face with a very curious little build
ing. I could not help exclaiming to
my companion, "Have we been trans
ported by magic to the banks Of the
Nile?" Curious to know the history
OF this construction, which has all the
air OF an Egyptian temple, I made in
quiries In the neighborhood, and was
informed that it had been erected
some ten or twelve years ago by the
members OF q strange society, SUP.
posed to be worshipers Of Isis, and
that they used to meet there every
Thursday and Sunday. These gather.
ings lasted only for six months. for,
as Is usual with such little sects, the
society camo to an early end through
lack Of funds. After remaining empty
for some time the building was taken
over by wineshop keeper, but he,
too, had Ill success, and was COM
PEELED to close his doors. Had the
wine seller opened such building as
this on the Boulevard de Clichy at
Montmarte, side by side with some
OF the eccentric cafes OF Paris, he
could not have failed to make for
tune.-Wide World Magazine.
New EngIand's Advantage.
Here is how the spirits OF the wise
Bit in the clouds and mock us. Even
at the risk of arousing western preju-
dice. l maintain that New England
and all broken, hilly, rocky countries
have a decided advantage over re-
gions Of great fertility, In that human
stupidity and moleeyed greed can
never wholly divest them of forests
that their sterile crags and steep 40
cliVities must mainly be left to wood
SoreVer."-Horace Greeley.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26

Considering the kind of lanpu.va
some mon use over a telephone. II IL
a safe bet that not all the shocks 8
telephone operator gets are on the
switch board.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26

Though the modern college graduate
knows all about everything, he Ia dis.
Greet enough to conceal the fact from
the crude person to whom he applies
for q Job.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Profitable Drama.

Authors and musicians are not the
only dreamers of profitable dreams.
St. Augustine records that a disciple
Of his, having to lecture on Cicero's
rhetorical books, was baffled by GER
tain passage. He slept, and in dream
his master, who was really far away
and unconscious Of the whole thing,
appeared to him and expounded the
passage. In 1893 Herr Hilprecht, pro-
lessor Of Assyriology In the University
Of Pennsylvania, was worried over
two small fragments Of agate found
at Babylon, of which he had received
drawings. In his dream a tall, thin
Assyrian priest told him they "be-
longed together" being portions of
an inscribed votive cylinder which had
been cut up to make earrings for the
statue Of a god. The professor found
next day that the fragments did At
and make a continuous inscription.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
The Trnmhla.

Disseminated Twin - Pretty rotten
luck on me! shouldn't so much mind
having a face like mine n 1t wasn't 70
beastly like yours.-I.ondon Punch.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Really Good ldaa.

A new patent that will interest men
who would like to discard suapendera,
but are not partial to tight belts, IL
shirt with "a plurality Of lapels"
which are designed to be attached to
the trousers for their support. The
trousers being thus held up, sus-
pendors may be dispensed with and
bslts worn comfortably loose:
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26

1urner would be glad to get rid OF
the lobbyist who spends such an un-
considerable time bidding daughter
goodnight
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Ed Carvlle, Proprietor
Elko, Nevada m.

Postal Telegraph Cable Company
Fastest in the world. Day mess
ages and night letters everywhere.
Money telegraphed to ali the world.
Cables to all foreign countries.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26

All the latest magazines and per-
iodicals on sale at News stand in
Postal Telegraph Office. A new line
of popular books just received, also
an artistic line of Thanksgiving
Post cards. Salt Lake Tribune, San
Francisco Bulletin and Reno Ga.
zette on sale daily.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Lean Manual Inhnn

Lady-"You seem to like my pies"
Tramp-Its dc only one / got dis
week dat / didn't have to get at Wit
. can-opener!"--Kansas Capital
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
The New Hat.

II am afraid that girl has oerebro.
spinal trouble" said the near-aighted
man. mo, she hasn't" answered hIs
wife. She 10 merely trying to walk
In such a way as to keep her large
hat at precisely the proper angle"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-11-26
Demand for Goat Mna,.

The high price Of beef and mutton
has sent to New York markets large
quantities Of goat meat. It gives gen.
eral satisfaction and the price ts
from flvo to seven cents per pound
tower than mutton.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-01-10

New York, n Y, Jan 10.-Whil
there was little in the way of general
news to justify the change in market
sentiment, prices today took a down
ward course. presumably IN sympathy
with the weakness Of the copper
group Bear operators found little
general support and put out moderate
lines of important stocks. with special
pressure against some of the trans
continental issues particularly Union
Pacific and Canadian Pacific
A sharp fall in the price Of copper
metal abroad was followed by rumors
here that selling agencies We're dis
posing of copper at figures. well under
the long established official rate OF
17Si cents.
Bonds were steady.
The undertone improved, but there
was little inquiry for the important
GuEgenheim Exploration fell three
points. Chino Copper 6's which closed
yesterday at 1S3 Z, broke to 40 IN
sympathy with the decline in the
stock
The dulIness which came over the
market discouraged the bulls and
bears and even scalping operations
were abandoned. Prices of the copper
shares ruled close 10 the low figures
of the morning.
The market closed heavy The usual
buying for the short account in the
closing dealings did not make its ap-
pearance and Speculation became com
mOnplace. Occasional rallies in spec
ialties were without influence else
where The failure Of the steel ton
mage figure to arouse interest in the
market put damper on general specu-
latiOn.