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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
VOTE FOR THE LABEL.

The sovereign citizen may ex-
ercise his franchise in regard TO
local or state affairs not ofteper
than once year
But the wage Garner has an OPP
portunity to vote for the union
label every time be makes a pur-
chase of any Of the necessaries
OF life. which may be several
} times q week.
IL the wage Garner, either
} himself or through his wife, aver
ages one urcbase day II
means he can vote for the right
to organize and for better wages
and conditions over 800 times a
year.
A candidate for political office
may betray his constituents. so
that very often the voter gets
result that he did not think he
was voting for. but when a wage
Garner buys goods bearing the
union label be IS never betrayed.
because the union label guaran-
tees 10 him that the goods were
produced under the union con-
ditious that he IS resolved to
vote for
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Made II Unanimous.

A woman's rights woman, claiming
that women would make better jurors
than men, said:
"For instance. there's the story Of
the Gold Gulch murder. The jury re-
manned out thirty-four hours. Then it
filed back into the courtroom, very
stale and i'll humOred
Gentlemen. what is your verdictr
said the judge.
WAL said the foreman, eleven
on US is for hangin', jedge, yer honor,
but the twelfth man sticks out for &C
quittal. and there amt no arguin' with
him He's d low down. no count
rooster anyways. and so we've decid-
ed to make our verdict unanimous by
hangin' 'em both. dorchester Herald.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
DEPARTMENT OF LABOR.
Possibilities of the Newest Depart
mont of Government.

Discussing the possibilities Of the
new department of labor, the New
York American says:
The new department will divide the
work now done by the department Of
commerce and labor. But it should
not and probably will not confine it
self within the lines that have been
marked out in the past.
The creation of a department of la
Dor should be taken as a public and
official recognition of the fact that the
existing bureau of labor is wholly in
adequate to represent the public inter
ests for which it is supposed to stand.
The work of this bureau has been
mainly statistical Apart from the fact
that the commissioner OF labor has
had, under the Erdman act, a useful
putes, the bureau has had no active
agency in improving the status Of Ia
Dor. 1t has confined itself to the gath
ering of facts and figures.
1t is to be expected that the new de-
partment Of labor, like the department
of agriculture. will have an affirmative
and constructive character 1t should
be militant and aggressive in advanc-
ing the rights of wOrkingmen and in
safeguarding the lives Of the men,
women and children who bear the
physical burdens and hardships of in
dustry.
1t may indeed reasonably conceive
Of its office as general charter to CON
serve and economic all the national
resources, so far as they are embodied
in human flesh and blood.
Under an enlightened-a thoroughly
modern and American-adminis
Of such a department the class idea
of labor should vanish. Everybody
who contributes anything in brain or
Drawn TO the process Of economic pro-
duction should come within the juris-
diction of the department.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
MOUNT oLIVET CHURCH.

Rev. w. S. Slack, Rector. 2S5 Olivier
st. Telephone, Algiers 2S5.
Sundays-Holy Communion, 1880
a. m; Sunday School, $3.50 a. m;
Morning Prayer or Litany and ad-
dress, IL q. M; Confirmation Class
(children), 4 p. m; Evening Prayer
and sermon, 1880 p. m.
Holy Days, Holy Communion, 1880
n. m. unless otherwise announced.
Vestry meets first Thursday OF each
month at the Rectory, 1880 p. m.
Ladies' Guild meets Tuesday after
the third Sunday at the Rectory. 1880
m sos
Senior Chapter Brotherhood OF st.
Andrew, second and fourth Tuesdays
at the Rectory. 500 p. m.
Choir Guild first Tuesday after prac-
tice.
Girls Friendly Society. second
Thursday at 700 p. m, homes OF mem
bers.
Teachers Meeting, Saturday, Z p. m.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Another SSft Answer,

I'm glad to say" remarked Mrs
Strongmiade in an insinuating tone.
that my husband is not a sporty
man"
oh" replied Mrs Kahyppe, looking
very sweet and innocent, I'm surpris
ed TO hear you say that | had always
supposed that he must have married
you on a bet Chicago Record Herald
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
LABOR'S MARCH.

From out the past these serried :
hosts
Have marched through ages long, !
Meath whip and scourge, with !
deaths grim dirge, :
Oppression, hate and wrong. :
Sold like a chattel with the land,
Scorned by his brothers hand,
At last they rise and form new ties, :
Find union in one band. :
They front the future with a hope :
The past has never known.
When brothers all they break the q.
thrall :
That bids them fight alone. :
The past is gone-forever gone. :
No more shall labor pray,
But know is power, and in that .
hour
No man can say it nay. :
May Bertha Kerr. :
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Ray Of Light In Gloom.

why are you cheering 80 enthu-
siastically?" asked the friend. The
man who got elected wasn't your
choice" He isn't my choice yet" re-
piled Mr.. Growcher. I'm rejoicing
because OF the trouble I think he has
ahead Of him"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Art and Reality.

Il never yet saw a man who talked
ike the hero Of a story" said Mrs.
Growcher.
WELL" replied her husband, 81 new
er saw woman who looked like the
pictures in a fashion magazine
Washington Star.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Followed the Presentation

Lady of House-What caused you to
become a tramp? Ragged Rogers
The family physician, mum. He ad.
vised me to take long walks after me
meals, an I've been walking after 'em
ever since.-Boston Transcript.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
METHODIST CHURCH.
Sunday Service.

Rev. r. M. Brown, 233 Delaronde
street.
Morning service. IL Q. m; eve
ling service, 1880 p. m; Sunday
School. $3.50 a. m; Junior Epworth
League. 4:so ,. m; Senior Epwsrth
League, Tee ,. u.
Junior Epworth League Social and
Business meeting at the church on
the second Friday. 1850 p. N.
Senior Epworth League Literary,
Social and Business meeting at the
church on the fourth Friday. 1880 p.
N.
woman's Home Mission Society at
the church on the first Tuesday Of
each month and on third Tuesday of
each month at the homes Of Its mem
bers ct 1880 p. n
Choir practice every Saturday at
the church at 1880 .. m.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Wages of Farm labor,

Reports received from correspondents
Of the bureau of statistics of the de-
partment Of agriculture indicate that
the recent prosperity of the American
farmer has been shared with his hired
help.
Wages now are per cent higher
than in 1910, 81 per cent higher than
in 1902 and 65 per cent higher than in
the low year of 1894.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Must Have Hit Finn Hard.
FIyinu Words,

Flying kites may De brought back by
pulling in the string. but flying words
have no strings to them.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Railway Firemen Arbitrators.

With the appointment of William L.
Chambers, an attorney. of Washington
as third arbitrator in the wage dispute
between the eastern railroads and
their firemen the board is complete.
W. W. Atterbury, vice president Of
the Pennsylvania railroad. and Albert
Phillips. vice president of the firemen's
organization. are the other members of
the board.
Mr.. Chambers was former chief jus-
tice Of the international court at Sa-
moa and former member of the
Spanish treaty claims commission.
Must Have Hit Finn Hard.
A tourist from the east. visiting an
old western prospector In his lonely
cabin in the hills. commented, And
yet you seem so cheerful and happy
"Yes." replied the one of the pick and
shovel. 81 spent a week In Boston
once. and. no matter what happens to
me. I've been cheerful ever SINCE.
Argonaut
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
A Life Saver,

Nell-She's very strong swimmer.
I wonder IL she ever saved anybody's
life? Believed, Chollie Saphedde
said he couldn't live without her and
she has promised to marry him.
Philadelphia Record.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Hardly.

MANY hands make light work"
Not when they all go on a strike
together New York Press.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
TRINITY Ev.LUTHERAN CHURCH.

Cor. olivier and Eliza Streets.
Rev. A. J. Schliesser, Pastor.
Residence: 43s Olivier Street.
German-Every Sunday at 1880 q.
English-Everey Sunday at : Q. m.
Sunday School-s:15 a. m.
Weekday Services-Conducted IL
the English language. every Thursday
night 1880, from October to June.
Communion services are previously
announced.
Church festivals observed by special
services.
A parochial day school, conducted
by q special teacher, in connection
with the church.
Meetings-Co Congregational meeting
every second Monday, 1880 p. m; Ger
man Frauenverein, every first Wed
nesday, 3 p. M; Helping Hand Circle
every first Wednesday, 1880 p. m;
Yeuk Peoples Society, every second
:, 1880 p. m
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-07-31
Sassy.

Lady - Why. you naughty boy! /
never heard such language since the
day l was born.
Small Boy-Yes. mum. s'pose dere
wuz a good deal of cussin' de day y'u
wuz born.-London Tit-Bits.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
NOT WORKING FOR ARTS SAKE
Violinist Certainly Had No Mistaken
Idea as to His Ear for
the Melody.

The Blue Forest orchestra had just
finished an ear-piercing melody on the
front lawn of Berry Inn"
One of the guests approached the
violinist and somberly inquired:
did you play by note?"
"Niver a note do l play, sir" re-
piled Mr.. Hennessey, hopping his
fevered brow with handkerchief Of
sanguinary hue.
"Ah. by ear, them" said the sum-
mer boarder, with smile Of gracious
interest.
'Niver an ear helps me-" respond
ed the other, returning his handker-
chief to his capacious pocket.
Indeed! May l ask how you
what you do play by, them" persist
ed the inquirer.
by main strin'th, be gorry." said
Mr.. Hennessey, with a weary air, as
he plunged his ancient instrument
into it's green bag; IAN it's mighty
dry wurrk an that's no mistake"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
Dissemination of Disease
by Pets
By E. Starr. Montana Department Of Health

many pet dogs Birds
the dangers which such animals them when afflicted with
disease
weknown fact that the cat is susceptible to diphthera
children playing with such afflicted pets Likewise birds carriers of
dphtheria.
Dogs infested with many kinds of apewo (tena) among
them tena echinococus the of which hydatd 1t
therefore, not strange to find who constantly surrounded with
dogs suffering frequently from hydad cys and tapeworms
BARRIERS itch (nea tonsuans) contagious and persistent skin
affection frequently transmitted from cats and dogs The
called achorion shoenen producing yellow % the skin
Another disease of the dog which is tansmissb to IS the
sacpc ITCH caused by microscopic mite called sarcopes scabe H
dopho still another disease of the dog and cat which transmitted
Oman by being bitten by these animals and die from
it yearly.
The disease called CHAMBERS fary caused by bacillus ma and
of infection from afflicted animals known
hoer drivers farmers horse butchers and other habtua handlers of
horses The bac generally gain through abons wounds
of the skin Laboratory workers occasionally become infected through
the respiratory organs nose and lungs by png accidentally culture
material Chambers infection is highly fatal.
Anthrax charbon pnc fever wool sorters disease disease
of animals and easily transmitted The woo soers dis
ease derived from the fact that handlers of hides from wool
from sheep which died anthrax occasionally the dis
Actnomycoss umpy jaw disease caused ya fungus
generally found cattle swine rarely in horses Sheep occasionally
having been observed deer elephants dogs and cats Infection
in generally by incubation with umpy material carrying
the ray fungus, acnomycosis bowls
certainly dogs
Many Investigators and observers cite where dogs
presenting all the LESSONS of tuberculosis shown
from contact with human beings
These examples should suffice call the attention of the public
the danger which connected keeping pet animals apartments
Any pet animal showing signs of disease should be
living and isolated We that precauon ourselves and Others
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11

pressed upon your mind that to make
your dog obey or to teach it the most
difficult trick or feat it is rarely nee
essary to use the whip If the dog, as
he will sometimes do, knowingly and
wilfully disobeys, the whip may be
Used sparingly.
One sharp blow Is generally suffi-
cient, and it should be accompanied
with reprimand In words. Never
lose your patience and beat the ami
NAL in anger To successfully train a
dog, 1t is necessary TO place the great
est restraint upon your own feelings;
for II you once give way to anger the
dog will know II, and one-half your
influence is lost. To be sure, the
special line of education depends up
on the kind of dog you have and what
you want him TO do.
You may commence to teach the
pointer or setter to stand" at a very
early age, using first a piece OF meat,
praising and petting him when he
does well and reprimanding him when
required. Do not tire your pup out;
but II he does well once. let him play
and sleep before trying again.
AS he grows older, replace the meat
with a dead bird. The best sports
men of today do not allow their dogs
to retrieve, saying that the mouth
ing" of the dead and bloody birds af-
fects the fineness of their noses.
TO teach dog to retrieve, com.
mence with the young pup. Almost
any dog will~chase ball, and very
soon learn to bring IL TO his master.
When you have taught dog to fetch"
he may be tried with game. IL is
very probable that the first birds ne
brings will be badly "mouthed' that
is, bitten and mangled. To break him
of this, prepare a ball Of yarn so
wound over pins that the slightest
pressure will cause the points to pro
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
Very Warm.

A party of commercial travellers
were drawing the long-bow and spin
ming yarns of wonderful adventures
on sea and land. A silent listener
sat In the corner. Presently one or
the company addressed him.
Have you travelled much, sir?'
"a little. I've been round the
world seven times"
"Then you must have had some
striking experiences. Perhaps you
would like to tell us one or two"
WELL" said the stranger, perhaps
the most remarkable was on my last
voyage. At one time we found the
heat so terrific that we used to take
1t in turns to go down into the stoke
hold to get a cooler"
No more yarns were related that
evening.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
(Rv FRANK II. SWEETO

(By FRANK II. SwEETD
Most of you boys who live in the
country have dogs. Have you ever
ried to train them, beyond the throw
ng of sticks for them to bring back,
ind few such tricks as standing on
heir hind legs, or barking for some
hing to eat?
AS a boy, back in the country, | was
he owner of number Of dogs at vari-
GUS times, and until ! was pretty well
grown, this was usually the extent OF
ly training And my friends who
aad dogs trained them in about the
Iame way. Possibly some of you
nave bright dogs that are capable OF
moving much more than they do. II
10, the following general directions,
earned by experience, may be of USE
First of all, teach your dog that
Fou mean exactly what you say, and
hat he must obey you.
Never under any circumstances al
ow him to shirk, and even naturally
stupid pup will learn to look upon
your word as law and not think of
iisobeying.
Strict obedience to your word, whis-
lie, or slightest gesture once obtained,
is an easy matter to finish the dogs
education. Bear in mind that there
about as great a difference in the
character and natural intelligence of
logs as there is in boys. Not only
does this exist between the distinct
varieties OF dogs, but also between
The different individuals Of the same
variety. All Newfoundlands possess
similar characteristics; but each in
!ividual varies considerably in intelli-
gence, amiability, and all those little
traits that go to make up dogs char
acter.
1t is we'll for you to understand this
act, that you may not be disappointed
Or make your pet dog suffer because
t cannot learn as fast as some one
you may know Of. And let it be i'm
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11

trude and prick any object pressed
against the ball.
After the dog has pricked his mouth
once or twice with this ball, he will
learn to pick it up and carry it in tho
most delicate manner. He may then
be tried again with bird. This time
he will probably bring it TO you with
out so much as rumpling feather; but
II, notwithstanding his experience
with the ball Of pins, your dog still
mouths" the game, you must skin
bird and arrange the ball and pins
inside the skin so as to prick sharp
ly upon a light pressure.
Make a dog fetch" the bird skin
until he is completely broken of his
bad habit of biting or mounting"
game.
With pointers and settlers, at first
you will have to give your commands
by word of mouth; but if you accom-
pany each command by an appro-
pirate gesture, the pup will soon learn
to understand and obey the slightest
motion OF the hand or head.
After teaching dog to heel"
down charge" and 20 "hie on at
command, you may show him game
and teach him to quarter" his ground
by moving yourself in the direction
you wish the dog to go. The dog will
not be long in understanding and
obeying.
When your pointer comes to a point,
teach him to be steady by repeating
softly, Steady boy, steady" at the
same time holding up your hand. In
course of time the words will be omit
ted; the hand raised asI a caution will
keep the dog steady; but should he
break point and flush the game, as a
young dog is more than liable to, you
may give him the whip and at the
same time use some appropriate
words that the dog will remember.
After your dog has been taught to
obey, it is we'll to put him in the field
with an old, well-trained dog.
AS every sportsman has a peculiar
system of his own for breaking
dog, it is scarcely necessary to give
more than these few hints; only let
me caution you once more against
using the whip too often. Spare the
lash and keep a good stock Of patience
on hand. Otherwise, in breaking the
dog you will also break his spirit, and
have a mean, treacherous animal that
will stink and cringe at your slightest
look. but seldom obey you when he
thinks he is out of reach of the
dreaded whip.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
MODERN THEORY OF THUNDER
Intense Heat of Electrical Discharge
Turns Vapor Into Steam and
Causes Loud Explosion.

There have been a great many DIFF
ferent theories about the cause of
the noise we call thunder. Some
savage nations think ii Is caused by
the clouds knocking together in a
storm and making a spark, like two
pieces of flint, with a cracking sound
at the same time. Not long ago. when
electricity first began to be uT1er.
stood. many persons believed that the
lightning made hole in the air ar 1t
passed along and that the rush Of air
to fill up this vacuum caused the
noise, just as II is caused by the mir
rushing back into the vacuum In o
big cannon.
The more modern theory. based on
some remarkable experiments with
very fluffy cotton that was made damp
is that the intense heat OF the cleo.
trical discharge instantly turns the
surrounding vapor OF the clouds into
steam and causes an explosion as sal
den and fierce as gunpowder. II is
the number and diversity of these
explosions that makes the cracking
sound we hear when the thunder is
close to us, which would not be the
case If the cause were the air rush.
ing into a single vacuum. as that
would make only one big bang, just
like cannon.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
Rational Love.

THE rational rather than the
romantic, view Of marriage is the one
most in favor with the young people
of the twentieth century" said DR.. H.
Lucas Wentworth, the we'll known
eugenics expert, in an address in
Cleveland.
The rational view will make for
happier marriages. And this rational
view is beautifully illustrated in two
questions-a little diologue-running
thus:
"'Will you always love me-"
"'Will you always be lovable?'"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
Fly Swatting Scheme
Futile and Absurd
BY DR.. Charles E. Page. Boston, Mass.

fly early the kill busy little that would
have h helping prevent disease by helping ean up When
make everything and and place clean have
goody flies longer needed with nothing
doomed
The cleanup Panama. brought abou
matter of improvement health of the residents
points not from absence of fly bites mosquito bites but solely from
Punishment of filth and filthy surroundings
The effort Danish flies wattng
attempting to drain the by dipping with teaspoon
Not fly in millions aighs human being and wher
az futile absurd
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
What's the Harm of
Little Kissp
BY Jefferson Emerson. Baltimore. Md.

spoonng Witness Also the good of Baltimore magistrate in
dsmng the youthful couple with the that sponng
indecent The feature however, this incident is the
arrest the ride in patrol and the hearing police
this youthful couple for what? For that which old and which
will continue for age-smp poonng which the slang fol-
courting
Courtngat which the gods smile upon, which natural to
boy and girl is the budding of the which natural
the the birds and which pedestned by prem
the popping of the eternal question which makes happiness hold
this broad land This poc and commercad enough
without mnion of the law stepping and laying hands
recall all youthful lovers spoon AS the magistrate has wisely
decided there nothing indecent holding
stole kiss
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
Chain Gangs Of Convicts
Breed Much Disease
ByProf.Chas. Wardell Stiles. Birmingham. Ala.

have had number Of opportunities TO observe prisoners
ear FARMS as and chain gangs and have seriously
impressed with the lack of cleanliness among
their guards although the opportunities for rigid discipline rendered
possible make these penal institutions admirable schools which
might easily give charges good
hygiene and sanitation,
With few EXCEPTIONS the authorities only failed
willie the opportunity offered but they actually permitted things
1tIr which dangerous the communities.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11

Chain gangs of prison.
ers in many communities
are compelled to live under
conditions of filth that are
ideal for the spread of soil
pollution diseases.
During the past twenty
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11

Flies are our fellow sani-
tarians. Oceans of filth are
by them consumed and
transformed into the tissues
of their healthy bodies in
the course of the "Ay sea-
SON." When you kill one
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
Perfectly Safe.

Better lap up that split milk said
mess you'll catch fits"
Not me-" said the second feline.
THE woman live With blames every
thing on her husband. Louisville
Courier-J ournal.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
SAVING Grace.

Paterfamilias Cooking up from the
morning paper)-I don't know what
we are going to do if the expense CT
running our table Keeps going up all
the time
Youngest Boy know what I'd do.
what. my boy?"
"Well, pop, for one thing Id stop
saying grace at meals any more. 4"
Life.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-11
EVERYTHING Relative.

Madge-This summer seems to be-
much cooler than last.
Marjorie You must remember.
dear, that you're not wearing so many
clothes.-Judge.