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The San Francisco call., 1913-10-31

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Fruit Cocktail
Cream of Asparagus
California olives
Celery en- Branch
Sailed Almonds
Fried F'iIIet of Sole, Tartar
Sauce, .Julfenne Potatoes
Creamed Sweetbreads en- Caisse
banana Fritters en- GIncc
Roman Punch
Roast Spring Chicken, Sage
Dressing
Combination Salad
Mashed Potatoes, Garden Peas,
Baked Hubbard Squash
strawberry Parfait. Cake
Water Waters
Black Coffee
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-31
no HONOR E. T. BRINEGAR

"a = = N0@N = 7 DNN1IS 7 IxIN
A dinner will be given by the
progress and prosperity committee of
Oakland at the Hotel Oakland tonight
tn honor of Z. T. Brinegar, chairman
of the California Lincoln Highway
association Delegates from other
booster bodies viii attend The high
way project will be discussed.
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-31
Dusiness OppOrtnnities

BueineHH OPPORTUNITIES
YOUR AID HERE would be read by
others. Your store or business or fac
tory is probably just what a Call want
ad reader wants to buy. If you read
these ads. others do, too.
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-31
T.0at and Found

THE PERSON WHO FOUND the
article you lost is probably waiting
! for you to tell your address. Bring or
| phone your Lost ad to The Call now,
| and recover what you've lost
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
Case Referred To
Master In Chancery
Judge Krieber Will Pass Oh Matter
Excepted TO In Water Rate
Case At Later Day.

All that was accomplished yester-
day at Little Rock in the Federal
Court in, the water rate case when the
hearing was to be had on the injunc-
tion asked by the Pine Bluff Company
against the City of Pine Bluff, was
a decision to turn the matter over for
the time being to the Master in Chan
lery. As..:>... -.
The Master in Chancery will hear
the proof and then the Court will hear
only such portions of the finding of
the Master as have been excepted to.
Those portions of the findings which
are excepted to will be taken by
the Court for granted.
1t is expected that the taking of
proof will be commenced next week
and the proof will be taken in Pine
Bluff. The city in this matter is be-
ing represented by City Attorney w.
B. Alexander and the Pine Bluff Com
pany by Attorney F. G. Bridges.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

FOR ARKANSAS: Unsettled wealth
er Saturday, probably rain. Colder
IN west PORTION.
WEATHER CONDITIONS
the disturbances in the Southwest
nave mer 5ed into a general d.pres-
sion which is now central over the
Texas Panhandle. Low pressure pra
walls ON he North Atlantic coast and
also IN TIE extreme Northwest. There
mas been " heavy fall of snow in
Colorado, and light to moderately
heavy rains have occurred in the
Missouri valley and the southern
Rocky Mountain region and west Guil
states. ~ area of high pressure ex-
tends from Nevada northwes ward to
the Dakotas, attended by unseason-
ably low temperatures. In ncrth-
west Texas the temperature has drop
ped below freezing.
The Indications are that there will
be rain il this vicinity tonight, and
that Saturday will be partly cloudy
and colder.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
Albino Puzzle.

The albino Is still one Of the pr:z
Eles OF 5cience. Beyond the knowk
edge that albinism is due to lack OF
the normal pigment in skin and hair
the Psychologist and pathologist are
about as much at sea regarding the
real explanation Of this freak of ma
ture as they were a hundred or a
thousand years ago. AS to the ultk
mate why OF the problem why the
pigment is missing in the albino-
there Is nothing but a collection Of
anconvincing guesses. Regarding tse
statistics OF albinsm nothing salts
factory Is ob.ainable except In two
countries. In Italy the albinoa num-
Der about one in every twenty thou.
sand of the population. whereas in
Norway the rate ia twice as high,
with one In every ten thousand.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
= + = = + + + + -
COTTON :
As+ + = + r = Z = =
NEW Orleans Cotton.

-, orleans, Dec. 5.-Cotton
.,res ,,ened steady at decline of
s poluts. Cables were about as
y. ~, 70 shade better, the weather
uu thu telt was unfavoralbe be-
ssusc of too much rain and a private
...oau came out with a crop estimate
j. 14,149 80 bales, including linters,
10 IN spite of these features, the
sorket FELL off around the cai'
b.11s offered little support and mod
.,ote selling caused a small decline.
Immediately after the call tine
market stood 4. points down. Fear
- verv Tad weather in the centras
ind eastern belts, where some cottcn
let rens ms in the fields, stimulated
hsvng sand at the END Of the FIRST
6afi': hour of trading. pr.ces we're /
mil mint over yesterdays final qnc,a~
tons. -. =! - =: :.
The nc :ml,ket was dull and narrow
throughout the morning sesslo1.
Much interest was displayed in mill
takings for. the week. EARLY: in ths
morning some selling was do1e CT
the prediction that takings would be
small, bu. the Liverpool statistics
encouraged the bulls to believe in a
fairly large out Of sight movement.
The poin:er from Hester was 4O0,0c0
bales against $4,000 bales this wees
last wear and 4430O0 bales this week
two years ago On this showing prices
stood 1902 points over yesterday S
close, but later there was a sag ana
at noon the trading months were at
a net decline OF 4 points.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
New York Cotton.

New York, Dec. Cotton con-
tinued luieet during today's early
trading and, afteE. opening steady ar
unchanged prices to fahs as1yyanss !. Of
8 points, eased off q shade under
yesterdays closing on spot public
selling aud local liquidation. The
final crop report of local Stats
tician placing the yield at IA, 800
bales, seemed about in line with
previous expectations as to the prob
able showing Of the approaching
government report as it evidently
failed to stimulate fresh business.
Liverpool was rather better than due
on the New York close and again
attributed the relatively steady show
ing to a good spot demand. 49,
The market remained very quiet
late in the forenoon, with prices rul.
ing about 2@4 points net lower.
The market was easier during the
early afternoon under liquidation,
with January and later positions
selling 10@12 points net over. Their
appeared to be nothing fresh in the
news and December was relatively
firm, holding within a point or two
Of yeste days covering.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
ONCE THE HOME OF AUDUBON
Beautiful Mansion Where Great Natur
aIlst Died ls Now a New
York Tenement.

In dismal hollow, at the foot OF
One Hundred and Fifty-eighth street.
New York, overlooking the Hudson, ia
great square house that looks as
II 1t ought to be haunted-and per
haps 1t is. It was once magnificent
It's lawns were perfect and Its foun.
tains played in the sunlight: On
every side Of 1t were other handsome
homes. and all the owners were
friends of long standing. Now the
granite wall of Riverside drive almost
cuts into the roof of this fine old
mansion. Italian laborers live in 1t
and unkempt babies sprawl upon its
porches. A giant apartment house
towers over It and only the rays Of
the western sun ever reach its
windows.
It is the old home Of John James
Audubon, the American naturalist,
which he purchased in 1S4s and lived
In for some years with HID sons
Victor and John and their families.
He died there in 1851 and was buried
In Trinity cemetery, near the woods
that formed part of his estate and
which we're later called Audubon
park. For five or six years Audubon
park has been but a memory, only q
few dilapidated homes remaining in
q hollow hemmed In by modern
bureaus where people live in the
drawers"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
CHILDHOOD A VARIED PERIOD
From Twenty Years, In tho Human
Race, 1t Grades Down to Few
Weeks Among tho BircO.

The childhood Of animals varies
with the total length Of life, with the
size. and especially with the position,
In the life scale. Long lived animals,
large animals and highly developed
animals usually have long youth.
The educated human being requires
20 years to grow up: the savage about
Is: the higher monkeys-the gorilla
and the orang-12 to IA years; the
baboon, 8 years, and the small mon
keys, about half that time. The less
intelligent cat race has youth OF
but 4 or S years among the larger
kinds. The vegetable-eating animals,
mostly Of small intelligence, grow up
quickly, the buffalo and all the big
antelopes and deer having only about
2 years of childhood, and the channels
somewhat longer, although the giraffe
has 8 or years. The elephant. the
largest Of land animals and one Of the
most intelligent, is not grown up until
20 to q years old. All birds have a
short youth, looking after themselves
In 3 weeks to months. but becoming
grown up in l to 4 years. Many rep
tiles-like the tortoise, crocodile, and
alligator-seem to grow all their lives
Certain other creatures have a short
adult period-the mayhy, for instance
spending years on the bottom Of q
pong, and living but few hours aft
er emerging fully grown from it's Skin
covering Still more extreme is the
American cicada, which grores Ii
years underground, and lives but } OF
1 weeks after emerging,
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
CAMERA HERO SAVED TRAIN
Spoiled Films an I'll Reward for Act
That Deserved Better ThInge
Of Fortune

The slave Of the camera was doing
In the smoking Car when half dozen
shots rang out III the night air.
The train slackened. There were
more shots.
Train robbers!" shrieked pallid
passenger as he crawled under the
seat.
The camera man xrasped his black
box and tripod. and, running to the
car platform, sprang OF Into the dark
ness.
The robbers, most Of them. were
grouped about the express car There
was much money in the express safe
The company said not over SIT, but
It must have been thousands. Any
way, the robbers were determined to
get It, whatever it was. They had
done lot of wild shooting and sew
eral persons had been hurt. Now
they bad showed a stick Of dynamite
into the car and were just about te
ignite the fuse.
Suddenly binding glare oiled the
air with dazzling fire.
With a wild shrek the robbers ded
to the woods
The flashlight Of The camera mar
had saved the train.
When they found him he wal
crouched before a train hands Ian
tern, weeping bitterly.
Something went wrong with the
dunn thing" he moaned. 1.-THE dlm'l
spoiled"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
Stomach Troubles Disappear.

Stomach, liver and kidney troubles,
weak nerves, lame back and female
ills disappear when Electric Bitters
are used. Thousands of women
would not be without bottle in their
home. Eliza Pool of Depew, Okla.
writes: Electric Bitters raised me
from a bed of sickness and suffering
and has done me a world of good.
l wish every suffering woman could
use this excellent remedy and find
out, as l did, just how good it is" AS
it has helped thousands of others, it
surely will do the same for you.
Every bottle guaranteed, soc and
81. 90. At all Druggists. II. T..
Bucklen & Co. Philadelphia and st..
Louis.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
| DR.. HObsOn's Ointment Heals itchy
Eczema

sation and other disagreeable forms
of eczema, letter, salt rheum and
skin eruptions promptly cured by
DR.. iiObs0n's Eczema Ointment Geo.
w. Fitch of Mendoza, Ill. says: Il
purchased a box of DR.. Hobson's
Eczema Ointment. Have had Eczema
ever since the civil war, have been
treated by many doctors, none have
given the benefit that one box of DR..
Hobsons Eczema Ointment has.
Every sufferer should try it. We're
so positive it will help you we guar
antee it or money refunded. At all
Druggist or by mail soc. Piciffcr
Chemical Co. Philadelphia and st.
Louis
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
Not Beyond Help at 81

Sleep-disturbing bladder weakness,
stiffness in joints, weak, inactive kid
Iey action and rheumatic pains, are
all evidence of kidney trouble. Mrs.
Mary A. Dean AZ r. Walnut street,
Taunton, Mass. writes: Il have pass
Ct. NY S7th birthday and thought l
was beyond the reach of medicine,
but Foley Kidney Pills have proved
most beneficial in my case"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
Where caraway Seed Abounds.

Where Caraway Seed Abounds.
Caraway seed is extensively grown
b Holland Groningen, In the north
east corner, produces more than aay
other province, next being north Hol'
land, in which Amsterdam is situated
In these two provinces more than
half the caraway plant acreage 10
found. In the whole country the mum
Der OF acres devoted to caraway
growing was, In 1911. 20.337.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
Young Women: Number Surprising

Young Women: Number Surprising.
The number of young women who
suffer with weak back, dizzy and 1er-
vous spells, dull headache and weari-
ness is surprising. Kidney and blad-
der ills cause these troubles, but it
Foley Kidney Pills are taken as di-
rected relief follows promptly, and
the ills disappear. Contain no habit
forming drugs. Seawell's Pharmacy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
A Fair Proposition

The MANUFACTURERS Of Meritol
Rheumatism Powders have so much
confidence in this preparation that
they authorize us to sell them to you
on a positive guarantee to give you
relief in all cases of Rheumatism or
refund your money. This is certainly
a fair proposition. Let us show them
to you. W. L. Dewoody & Co., Ex-
elusive Agency.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

"A pile remedy that is entirely
different from anything else, used
both externally and internally, act
ing on the blood as we'll as the di
sease, remedy without superior.
It is Meritol Pile Remedy, made and
guaranteed by the American Drug
and Press Association. W. l.. De-
woody &, Cn
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
Home is Just what you make

Home Is just what you make 1t.
and protect it with covering OF
acquaintance with the old home place
Claud Clegg & Co.. furnishes both. tt
work satisfactory with economy OF
time and labor and with the least
wear and tear on the clothes. Ameri-
can Excelsior Laundry. Phone LAG.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
British MOVING Picture Theaters,

BRUSH MOVING Plcture TEeafera.
There are now OvJr 1000 moving
picture theaters in Great Br,tain md
ireland. Fully 100000 is said to be
invested in the provision and work
ing Of halls alone, and over 81 900 PEG
pie are employed. This leaves out Ct
account the development of auxiliary
branches Of the industry. y total OF
100000 people represents approx
hately the daily audience Of these pic.
turS shows
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

$500 worth for 95 cents Satur-
day only. A Brass Jardinere for
Xmas. Reap & Crawford Furniture
accompany. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

WANTED - TEN EXPERIENCED
iointers or listers and cullers; we
pay $40 per day mill time; we
want 70 bolt makers for which we
pay 81 so per day; we want LUZ
team drivers for which we pay
81 so per day; we Wa1t lOO com
mon laborers for which we pay
$3.50 per day. Our mill is located
out from SYCAMORE, Ark, on the
Iron Mountain II. r., White River
Division. Apply tn W. N. THOMAS
SYCAMORE, Ark We; will mt .Seg T.
wer any lettersi If you want WORK
all year round CONS. An-a OF
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
Surprised Japanese Husband.

Out of burning jealousy Torakichi
Hatano rained blows with a club ON
his wife, Tchi, who was asleep in bed.
The blows rendered the woman sense
less and this surprised the brute Of .
husband.-JapanT imes,
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

Anyone wishing to buy or sell JET
ferson County Scrip. call on Chas.
We'll.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

50 90 Brass Jardinere for CSC,
Saturday only at Reap & Crawford
Furniture Co. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
New York SHOTS .

New York, Dec. 5.-Cotto1-Spot
quiet middling uplands, Is. SOC; gulf,
10. 75c; no sales.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

MY HOME AT A SACRIFICE.
located at 1919 West Thirteenth
avenue. Some cash and balance in
monthly payments II desired. Also
the Crystal Bottling Co.'S plant for
sale or lease to responsible parties.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
Memphis Spots.

Memphis, Dec. 5.-Cotton-Spot
stady and unchanged; middling, 10
lac.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

1000 Ladies wanted at the Model
Bakery to buy our Dixie Fruitcake. tt
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

GIG w. 5th avenue, 6 rooms, electric
lights, bath and gas................--$30.0O
FOR SALE
One half block OF vacant ground on
south Popular street between 18th.
and 18th. avenuee...........-....-.-$3, 100000
One and one half lots in J. w. Monks
western addition, Terms .......$100.00
Foul vacant lots at 26th avenue and
Oak street. 55x154 feet. Will sell
any or all lots. Terms to suit pur-
chaser MISUNDERSTANDING. ....$325.00 each
80 acres IA mile off Camden road, Is
acres cleared and under cultiva-
zion $65V.OV
One inside lot 50x15O feet in HOO block
on East Third avenue ..............$550.00
200 acres on Sulphur Springs pike.
five miles from City limits, l mile
from proposed interurban road.
$4,000 per acre.
Also numerous vacant lots, factory
sites. farm and timber lands ct
reasonable prices. See US before you
rent or buy.
Us. INGRAM
Real Estate and Rents
Rent Collections Z Specially
40 PINE STREET rHONE sSS
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
WANTED

W.ANTED-CLERICAL, POSITION BY
man of long experience, can fill any
position of that natruc satlsfac-
torily. Address }. Il. caro-
Graphia. l2-6-bt
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

WANTED-BY YOUNG LADY
working up town, room Tor
moderate sum, with someone deslf-
ing companion. Best references.
address M care Graphic. 1l-3-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
FOR RENT

G. S. M IN e w
100 PINE STREET PHONE 07l|
OIL Beach, rooms, lights, bath $500
LII and 119 Il. 18th, rooms and city
wafer $9.OO
1905 Ohio, 4 rooms. hall; two large
lots, city water $3.50
7O7 Pine street, ) rooms, hall, modern
and close in ................. $500
2OO6 Chestnut, rooms, modern,
lights, gas, bath; garden spot, lot
70x210; good out building .$1S.00
1901 W. End. 10 rooms two story,
furnished or unfurinshed; modern
and up to date .................$40.00
ZIG Chestnut, rooms, halls, lights
and gas; close in ......................$15.00
I'll elm, rooms, modern, new; close
In $3.50
407 e. End, rooms, hall, lights, gas,
bath; good location for boarding
house ...........-.-...-........ ..........$25.OO
7O6 w. 18th 5 rooms, city water $500
1904 w. 18th, 3 rooms, well, good out
buildings .-...............-............. $3.50
1408 w. 9Th, Z rooms, modern in every
respect, will be vacant December
LIST, fine neighborhood ........-..$30.00
Store house. fine location for grocery.
Srd and Mo.
FOR SALE
5 acres and 6 room bungalow IL
mile South of Cotton Belt crossing
on Sulphur Springs road all feno-
ed and in cultivation, good well
and barn, strawberry patch; cash
PRICE .............. .$l,0VV.
West Third, corner 3rd and Cherry
with one Groom house, one 4-room
house. The 4-room house will pay
more than all taxes, insurance,
Money to Loan on City
Real Estate.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

Automatic.
Most Uf % forget rather than tn
g1vo because It % easier.-Puak
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

1000 Ladies wanted at the Model
Bakery to Duy our Dixie Fruitcake. tt
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

FOR SALE-MY STOCK OF MER-
chandise and groceries for sale. !
have two stores and cannot at
tend to both. This Is one OF the
best stands in the city. Apply 812
West 9Th avenue, Joe Westall.
1O-29-tf
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

LIGHT WORCESTERSHIRE RobMs-
newly furnished, in>e,suits 9f two
rooms and bath. All modern con-
veniences. Most desirable flats in
city. Apply to Mrs. W. r. Dickey.
phone s5e. 4..,at1 l2od1m
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06
FOR RENT

GIG w. 5th avenue, 6 rooms, electric
lights, bath and gas..$ $50. 90
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-06

FOR SALE-A WE'LL PAYING 10
room rooming house; will sell
cheap; this Is a money maker for
some one. Apply r.. B. Dixon,
Pine Bluff Laundry. 1874 st.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-03
COULDN'T MIX IN RELIGION
Advertising Man Who Wanted Picture
Fortrayins Marathon Afraid to
Trifle With Mercury.

Il want" explained the advertising
man, Il want a picture that has the
idea OF speed to it-real speed. want
TO go at a regular Marathon. But
It's got TO be new
Yes, | see." and picked up a pen
Gil How about Mercury? Some
thing like this"
he sketched rapidly the figure OF
the messenger OF Olympus, winged
sandals, winged cap. symbolic stafi
and all. The advertising man looked
1t over approvingly.
Seems all right" he commended
But what does it mean? Who's Mer
cury?"
oh, Mercury? He was the speed
lest thing that ever lived" the artist
declared Mercury was the god OF
speed. you know"
But the advertising manager gave
one long. regretful look at the sketch
and shook his head.
Too bad" he murmured sadly
Too bad. like its looks, but II
won't do. IL won't do, young man
We can't get mixed up with anyone's
religion like that"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-03
ELECTRICITY FROM THE SKY
Experiments Being Made In France
With Apparatus Designated as
Electric Niagaras."

Assuming that electricity in the
ids is the sole cause of the produc
ou OF hail. experiments are being
D. de in France with apparatus desig
ha'cd as electric Niagaras" to drain
|iar clouds OF electricity. says Popular
/ y chanics.
IN installing the apparatus huge cop.
D. points, bound together by bands
II the same material. are placed on
H." summit OF Il high tower of chin.
|loy. very much in the same way as
lchtning rods. These are connected
with copper band, which leads to the
ground and ends in reservoir flied
with water. by this route the atmos.
lhcric electricity flows down into the
earth and "empties the clouds" SO to
speak
The experiments with electric
N,agaras" have been carried on for
some time. but NJ. Wolfe. a member
"' the French Academy of Science. re-
ports that II Is still too early TO esti
mate the practical value. A test on a
iar larger scale was considered neccs
Sary, and quite recently the installa
ton of an apparatus of exceptional
capacity was completed on the Eifel
tower This apparatus. 1t is hoped.
viii prove the practlcability OF the
ld"a. but three or four years will
probably be required before II is pos.
f.hlc 10 place an exact estimate on
TIE true value of the system.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-03
WOULD NOTIFY HIS FRIENDS,
" Married to Hatehet-F aeed Woman
Who Did All Talking, Man Would
Let Fact Be Known.

who IL that hatchet-faced woman
over there who seems to think II In
necessary for her to do all the talk
ing?"
Don't you know herr
NO, l never saw her before. II she's
married I'm sorry for the poor devil
who In her husband. ] can't imagine
anything more terrible than being tied
up to a woman like that for life.
heavens. hear her 60 It! Her voice
Is like a rasp. should think her
throat would be all worn out. Do
you know what I'd do II ! we're mar
ried TO such a woman"
mo. For heavens sake tell me-"
"Oh. / beg your pardon. old man.
I didn't mean any offense. II apollo
gize"
That's all right. You gave me to
understand a moment ago that there
was something you would do IL you
were married to such woman.
What Is it,"
I'D hasten to let my friends know
1t when ! took her out anywhere so
they wouldn't be in any danger OF
mixing the kind of break I've just
myde."