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Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
Sell Grocery Fixtures.

To satisfy judgment rendered
for the plaintiff In the District
court in the suit OF the New Jersey
Dairy Products Company against
Hans c. Hansen, of 532 Sayre ave-
nue.. the contents and fixtures of his
grocery at that place and other
chattels will be sold at public auc-
ton for cash, Wednesday, by Con-
stable John G. Platt.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
ARTHUR GREGORY AT
THE MARCOhI SCHOOL

Arthur V. Gregory, of High street,
has enrolled as a student at the Mar
conf wireless telegraph school In
New York. He attended the school
for the first time Saturday and will
do so every Saturday from now on.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
Feast of Puriu.

The Feast of Purim, religious
observance which precedes the Feast
of Esther, to be solemnized on April
8, and the Pessach or Passover to
be solemnized during the week be-
ginning April 2S. was celebrated by
the Hebrews OF this city yesterday
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
Transfer or Real Estate.

Property at 93 State street con-
tanning residential building, known
as lot In block SO on the westerly
side of State street, has been sold by
Hans N. Dinesen to Jesse Seaman
through Charles X. Seaman. The
new owner is business manager of
the local plant of the American
Smelling & Refining Works, intends
to live there
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
Orchestra Meet

The Andre orchestra viii hold a
meeting tonight at their heAdquar-
ters In Smith street. \ rehearsal
will also be held.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
9sF4dEY' 9i:Y
1'JO1INGSr
r------
ROYAL THEATRE.

This theatre presents today the
first of the "What Happened to
Mary" series, which is produced in
collaboration with the Ladies' World.
This picture deals with the adven-
lures of the heroine Mary, and is pro-
duced in number Of series. Tues
day night the second series will be
presented. This popular theatre also
has a feature for tomorrow "The
Ways of Destiny" a beautifully col
ored two reel picture by the Pathe
Company. This picture shows man
struck by lightning, which Is con-
ceded by critics to be the best pic
ture imitation Of a lightning storm
ever produced. Several other inter
esting pictures complete the pro-
gram.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
New Store Is Opened.

Shapiro and Hoffman, of Newark,
have located a dairy products store
at 357 State street, this city. They
were located here through Comegys
Brothers, real estate dealers.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
Easter Dance

Arrangements are complete for the
Easter dance of the Goodwill Asso-
clation in Goodwill hall tonight
Music will be furnished by Professor
Ehrns' orchestra.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24

The Clipper A. G. will hold card
party tonight at the residence OF
Holger Holm in Rector street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
Much Digging Yet to BE Done.

Panama, March "a .JThe totaI ex-
cayations in the canal cutting up to
March /, 1918. are estimated at 1922
996,071 cubic yards, leaving 25.-
142,272 cubic yards still to be exca-
waited
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
AT THE TRYONIX.

Two subjects, 1.-THE Stolen Purse"
and "The Jealous Lover" will hs
given on one reel at the Tryon1x
theatre tonight. Another comedy.
"a Very Busy Man, will be shown
In pictures tonight at the Tryonix.
"a Woman Alone and 'An Amer1-
can Queen are the two dramas
which will be given in pictures.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-24
CLASSIFIED ADS.
Received Too Late FOR Classification

GIRL WANTED to assist with house
work. Apply 1876 South First st.
163gO-3-24-2t
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
CITY REAL ESTATE

COTTAGE, 5 r. and b.; 255 Chattanooga
ST.; large lot, 30xI17:6 to rear alley, two
frontages; $500. / W. H0UCHfN, 1l04
yaleaeia st.
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
COUNTRY PRoPERTY-wanted

WANTED from owner, 5 TO 10 acres sandy
loan soil for chicken ranch; within so miles
Of 5. F.; state lowest cash price. Box 1e5s.
Call office.
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
l0 oboe FOR

TEE HATE for inserting Want ads" in
2 ne CsH is 10 cents a line (eount six words
70 nnel each Insertion minimum charge 20
cents. Six insertions will be allowed FOR the
Price or four EXCEPTIONS: SITUATIONS
Named, four lines one time. 10 cents;
Rooms to Let" and Boarding" private
houses. two lines, six times. 80 cents: s.Busi-
ness Personals" 25 cents q line, one time;
NO1lCES, 10 cents a line time, subse-
cuent insertions, 10 cents line
- TELEPHONE your Want Ads to The Cali.
your order will receive prompt and careful at
Senuon- BIZ viii be rendered the following
TIE CALL win not be responsible for more
tnan one Incorrect insertion OF any advertise
ment ordered for more than one time
ANY ADVERTISEMENT ordered TO run ''tiH
1oroid must be stopped by written order.
verbal OF telephone orders to discontinue or
rhange can not be accepted.
OUT OF TOWN advertisements must be ac-
eompanied with remittances
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
Five Cents am Acre Cash

Texas school land for sale by the state; YOU
can buy good land at 81 per acre; pay &c per
acre cash and more for 40 years, but per
cent interest," send &c postage for further In
formation. Investor Publishing Co., Desk Z,
San Antonio, Texas.
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09

Cor o'rARRELL and HYDE rms. ana batA.
eomplstely fuxn'ds ea5 No. -; refk required.
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
SEWING MACHINES

A Singer sewing machine store, used machines
"a and up; machines rented by week or mo.
1908 Fillmore; West 1885. r. HENDERSON.
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
COUNTRY REAL ESTATE
BARGAINS
No q


Owner must have money and is willing to
sacrifice a two story hat building, brand new
and right up to date; this is bargain and
good income property; II you are looking for
something real cheap see this.
No. 4-Tehama County. 10 acres; 4 miles
from Corning; rich. level and ready for plow
Ing good orange land. almonds, peaches, fgs,
ETC.: no alkali, no hard pan: the piece adtoin-
Ing this Is held at 81. 600; the owner is In Los
Angeles and in desperate need, and has said
SELL FOR $1,000. Chances Of this kind don't
come very often.
No. $50 acres, all In alfalfa; room house
and good barn. windmill and tankhouse; nice
orchard; complete equipment Of farm imple-
ments; soil light sandy loan; only one and one
half miles from town; only miles from city
OF Modesto; 81, 600 cash will handle this place:
balance can remain as long as you want to pay
interest This is truly gold mine for the
right party.
No. TIA acres; 8 acres cultivated; acres
orchard: fully equipped for poultry, and a COM
plete set of new buildings: good windmill and
tank; beautiful and up TO date place, and
only two miles from postoffce and only four
miles from the beautiful little city Of Sebasto-
pol. and only 1876 required to handle this one;
balance very easy terms
No. IA classy mountain ranch; 500 acres:
10 acres In full bearing orchard; evaporator and
all tools for working the ranch; we evaporated
IL tons of apples last season; income 81 800;
redwood and black oak timber; - natural
springs, and trout stream runs through the
place; log cabin and other improvements; and
listen to the price, only $11 900; terms any old
terms, the owner wants to SELL.
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
ROOMS AND BOARD WANTED

NOOMO AND bOAND WAN Ell
WANTED--Room or board In refined Jewish
family; state description and location. Box
1884, Call office.
HAVE year old son. room. board and moth
er's care; close 10 school. Box 1881, Call.
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
FURNITURE FOR SALE

AT FREEMAN'S-Greatest values in furniture
In San Francisco. Large stock: samples OF
prices: Dressers, 81; Folding Beds, SIS;
New Linoleum, 40c up; lot of Used Carpet,
Csc; Stoves and Water Heaters, S. up; other
bargains. 1927 Sutter IT.
AA-KING FURNITURE CO.. 73s LARKIN
ST., HAS THE LARGEST STOCK OF FUR
NITURE. RUGS, CARPETS. STOVES TO
SELECT FROM AT LOWEST PRICES.
2 room apartment furniture for sale; reason
able. 326 Fulton st., apt. i: phone Market
$3.50.
FURNITURE OF 3 rooms for sale: $50: CON-
plets. Apply 2927 sacramento St. apt 10.
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
CURTIS & MASON

5000, 600 GALLONS
DAILY is the IL years record OF one we'll
near our Beckett & Crothers MADEIRA Farms.
Our wells tap the same inexhaustible sup
ply. Our soil Is very fertile easily worked
and especially adapted TO irrigation. You
can grow bigger crops on our land with
water always ready, than where you have to
wait for water. Farmers In irrigation dis
tricts are installing wells to avoid loss from
water shortage; this never occurs on our
MADEIRA Farms and you are free from irriga-
fion bonds. A word to the wise is sufficient
You want the best at the right price. Write
or see us. MADEIRA Farms booklet mailed free.
CURTIS & MASON
Phone Sutter Alb
1902 Chronicle bldg. San Francisco CAL
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09
ID. r. TANNER

RENL rs IAI e co.
Room 229 Muirhead bldg, 1878 Market st.
5,OOO,O 1000 GALLONS
DAILY is the II years. record Of one wen
near our Beckett e. Crothers MADEIRA Farms.
Our wells tap the same inexhaustible SUP
ply. Our soil Is very fertile, easily worked
and especially adapted TO irrigation. You
can grow bigger crops on our land. with
water always ready, than where YOU have to
wait for water Farmers in Irrigation dis
tricts are installing wells to avoid loss from
water shortage; this never occurs on our
MADEIRA Farms and you are free from irriga-
tion bonds. A word to the wise is sufficient
You want the best at the right price. Write
or see us.
CURTIS 6 MASON
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-09

Phone Suffer- Alb
1902 Chronicle bldg, San Francisco. Cal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12
WHEREIN WAS THE MYSTERY
Henry's BewIderment After Sans Ex-
PLANTATION Quite Natural Under
the Explanation.

Here is one of the favorite stories
of Josephus Daniels of North Caro-
lima, the new secretary Of the navy:
Two darkies bought piece Of
pork, and Sam, having no place to put
his share. trusted it to Henry's keep
ing They met the next night, and
Henry said
"a mos strange thing done hap
pen at my house, las night, Sam. All
myst'ry to me.
What was dat, Henry?
We'll, Sam explained Henry,
solemnly, dis mawnin' l go down in
de cellar for to git a piece of hawg fo'
breakfas', an I put my han down in
de brine an feels 'roun', but amt no
polk dar: all gone; so tu'n up de
bar'l, an. Sam, sho' as preachin', de
rats had done ct hole clar froo de
bottom of dat bar'l, en- dragged de
meat all out"
Sam was petrified with astonish-
ment for a moment, and then said:
why didn't de brine run outen de
hole?'
We'll, yo' see, SAM replied Henry,
OATS de myst'ry. New York Eve
ming Post.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12

was visiting the Alpine posts in the
Valtelin, on the Swiss frontier, when
the officer had to reprimand a soldier
named Cell. This man determined to
have revenge.
When the patrol was away On other
duty Cell attacked his officer on a
lonely Alpine pass and attempted to
throw him over the precipice A long
struggle followed, the men being of
about equal strength and unarmed.
The officer, to save his life, bit
through an artery in the wrist of his
subordinate, who collapsed, owing to
loss of blood. Soon afterward the pa,
troll arrived and carried Cell 20 a hos.
pital in the valley, where he recov.
cred. .-,a GIG
The military court, which has now
tried the case at Milan, took into con-
sideration the condition of the soldier,
and above all, the refusal of his officer.
victim to. prosecute, and sentenced
Cell to six months Imprisonment.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12
QUICKLY STOPS TIE
WORST BACkACHE
Croxone Makes Kidney Troubles,
Bladder Disorders, Rheumatic
Pains Vanish.

If you suffer with backaching kid
ney trouble, have disagreeable bladder
and urinary disorders, or are tortured
with rheumatism, stir joints, and its
heart-wrenching pains, you will be sur
prised how quickly and surely Crox-
one will relieve all such troubles.
It soaks right in through the walls.
membranes and Innings, neutralizes,
dissolves and makes the kidneys sift
out and filter away the uric acid and
poisons from the blood, and leaves the
kidneys and urinary organs clean.
strong, healthy and well.
1t matters not how long you have
suffered, how old you are, or what
you have used, it is practically impos-
sible to take Croxone without results.
1t starts to work the minute you take
1t and is guaranteed to relieve you
the first time you use it, or cost you
nothing.
If you suffer with pains in your back
and sides, or have any signs of kidney,
bladder trouble, or rheumatism, such
as puffy swellings under the eyes or in
the feet and ankles, if you are nerv-
Gus, tired and run down, or bothered
with urinary disorders, Croxone really
will relieve your misery and do it
quickly. An original package costs
but a trifle, and all druggists are au-
thorized to return the purchase price
if it fails in a single case.-Adv.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12

you they're sorry IL they've said any
thing to hurt your feelings.
You're a low-lived scoundrel and
a cock-eyed gutter pup, begging your.
pardon If I'm sort of personal, and
hoping that you won't take no offense'
where there amt none meant" quoted
the Janitor, with bitter emphasis.
That's their style. Was that your
eye | knocked out? Pray pardon me.
Here, let me pick it up and dust it OF
for you. Quite unintentional, l assure
YOU
Well, / guess that's all now, Nels,
my friend" concluded the Janitor.
You can go straighten out that ash
can, and believe me, the next time
you PUNK your administrations
ty-fve pound of awkwardness on my
bunion, your head will be harder to-
get back into shape, than the can.
Maybe thatn keep you from the ne
cessity of apologizing"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12

in education for the development of
their resources the old education.
but vocational and technical Prov
inces that have less than half the pop
ulation of Iowa and much less wealth
are appropriating more literally for
colleges and schools. Manitoba, for
instance, has in the last two years
provided about as much money for the
building of an agricultural plant az
Iowa has appropriated in half CEN
fury. It has given in two years SIS
500, 900 for buildings and grounds for
its agricultural institutions.
Saskatchewan is building a plant
for its university and agricultural COZ
lege on a broader and more substan-
tial plan than has been applied to any
similar institution in this country. Yet
neither province has more than half .
million population.
For public schools equally gener-
GUS provision is made. They are be-
ing built up to give vocational and
technical training as well as cultural
They fit the needs of the country ex-
cellently and should turn out fine
types of boys and girls. They do this
with a remarkable faith in the value
Of right education.
Dean Curtiss was much Interested
in the many other ways the Canadian
government aids agriculture, aside
from appropriations for educational
purposes. They are aiding in solving
marketing problems; they are encourt
aging better breeding of livestock by
buying sires and reselling them at
cost, and they are doing many other
things of like character ....'
Il found that the government is adj
vancing from SO to IS per cent of
the money necessary to build coOpera-
tive creameries and elevators said
Dean Curtiss, "and it is doing it at a
low rate of interest and on long time
payments. Where cattle need breed
ing up, the government buys bulls Ot
dairy, Shorthorn, or special dairy
breeds and sends them in at cost prica
and on long time payments"
The yield of grain in Western Can
ada in 1913 was excellent but not ah-
normal, wheat going from so to IS
bushels per acre, and other small grain
with equally good verages.-Adver-
tisement.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12
Minister and Movino Pictures.

NJ Cheron, French minister of labor,
was sitting in the darkness of a Gin
enla show watching the pictures of an
official reception. On the film ap-
peared NJ. Cheron himself in the pro-
cession. NJ. Cheron's neighbor in the
house remarked to him upon the ex-
traordinary likeness between him and
the gentleman on the film. He add.
ed, The only difference between you,
monsieur, and the real NJ. Cheron
seems to be that you and l are mere
plain bourgeois, whereas, of course, NJ.
Cheron, the minister, is one of our
greatest geniuses.''
The labor minister could not resist
it. He took his card and handed it
silently to his neighbor. The neigh
Dor returned his own card, and on it,
NJ. Cheron managed by the dim light
to read the name of NJ. Rene Besnard,
who was predecessor of N. Cheron' 8
in a previous cabinet.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12
Hemp Industry ReXiues

Hemp has been grown in the United
States for about 135 years, and the
chief center of the industry has al
ways been the bluegrass region of
Kentucky, where nine-tenths of the
hemp crop of this country is still pro
duced. 1t is said that shortly before
the Civil war hemp contributed more
to the wealth of central Kentucky
than all other crops combined. Ken.
lucky hemp is still, for the most part
broken on old fashioned hand brakes
with which one man can produce hard.
ly more than 100 pounds of fiber a
day. However, during the past five
years several machines to do the work
have been introduced, with improved
results.-Farm and Fireside.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12
SCALY PSORIASIS ON LIMBS

Troop H, 9Th U. S. Cavalry, Camp
Mccoy, Sparta, Wis., was troubled
with psoriasis for nearly two years.
Portions of my arms and limbs were
affected mostly with it. 1t appeared
in scaly form, breaking out in very
small dots and gradually grew larger
and white scales formed when about
the size of an ordinary match-head.
The looks of it was horrible, which
made it very unpleasant for me. 1t
itched little at times.
81 tried several treatments which
cured me for month, but it always
broke out again. One day a friend
saw the advertisement of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment in the paper and
I sent for sample. They helped me,
so l purchased two more boxes of
Cuticura Ointment and some Cuticura
Soap and they completely cured me.
1t took three months for Cuticura
Soap and Ointment to complete my
cure" (Signed) Walter Mahony, Oct
%, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12
TO BE A TIME
OF JOY FOR HIM
This Little Story Shows Just What
a Lot of Good Things the
Bachelor Misses at Merry
Christmas Time

my wife has been questioning me
for the past three weeks about what
l would like for Christmas"
well, suppose you told her."
Eyes. The first thing ! thought of
was an umbrella l really need an
umbrella, because it is quite dis
lance from my house to the train,
and have to walk it. A nice umbrel-
In would come in handy on rainy
days. Then there are some books l
would like very much. ! gave her q
list of them as nearly as could at the
start. and have been adding to it day
by day as l happened to think OF
something else in that line. / men
toned cuff-buttons and studs for full
dress occasions, and gave her to I'M
derstand that If she didn't feel like
troubling herself over the matter l
would be glad to take the money she
had set aside for me and buy myself
some cigars. Last night I had occa-
sion to look into a closet we don't use
much, and there l found my present,
all ready to be placed before me on
Christmas morning"
"Of course, then, she hadn't adopt
ed your suggestion as to the cigars"
"No. I'm going to be made glad
with beautifully worked sofa pillow"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12
The Basement
Philosopher
copyright. 1913. by w. C. Chapman)
By KENNETT HARRIS

The Janitor sat at the top of the
stone steps that led to the basement,
nursing his injured toe, a grimace of
pain comforting his usually pleasant
,ountenance. His Scandinavian as
sistant was at the bottom of the steps
in the act of arising from an undigni-
fed posture, complicated by crushed
ash can, and his expression was half
wrathful, half amazed.
Excuse me-" snarled the Janitor;
my foot slipped. And now we're
square, amt we? Don't look at me
in that tone of voice or thereH be
more accidents and I'll have to wait till
you come to to make my apologies
Aid don't co. he added, as the assist
ant picked up the can. I've word
or two to say to you. %
First of all, let me ask if you didn't
have the whole dashbinged court to
walk on without taking constitution
al on my corns?" the Janitor de,
handed. You didn't mean to? Sure,
you didn't. | never supposed you had
the nerve to do it a-purpose; but
want to tell you that what you meant
didn't take pound off your weight,
and your asking me to excuse you
didn't help none. You may think it
did, but you're wrong. If it had been
my feelings you had tromped on,
apologizing might have been little
comfort, though that would depend;
but it was my corns. You remember
that, you big-hoofed laundering block.
head! Excuse me calling you that
won't you?
Il see you've tore your pants on
that ash can. Well, I'm to blame.
uldn't mean to have you do that, and
you'll have to pardon me. All l real.
ly meant was to break your neck and
teach you to look where you were
setting your feet. My intentions was
all right. Now the next time you
com tripping along where I'm stand
Ing peaceable and quiet, you try and
rem nber that the world is wide and
that there's room a-plenty to steer
around me as a general thing, and II
there amt, you can ask me to move
to one side and let you a-past. I'D
sooner do that than have you walk on
me.
Here's the thing l want you to