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The Adair County news., 1913-04-30

house on the account of the
Webb anti-eXpress company bill.
Sidney Hooks says whenever
you see | &C Helwanger's
whiskers moving he is either
talking or the regular wind is
blowing.
The Mail Carrier complains
here lately that he has been
mistaken several times for the
Tin Peddler ard takes this meth
of Of making the correction.
A stray cow followed Yam
Sims to the Dog Hill church last
Sunday. The object of her at
tention was a new shuck collar
worn by Lam's mule.
Ellick Helwanger called on
M ISIS Zalcher Sunday night.
She asked him to call again, but
he don't know whether he will
or not.
The Rye Straw storekeeper
has Just received a new barrel of
molasses and will have them
open for sale as soon as the rats
complete the boring Of a bung
hole.
1t has been ordered that all
the benches in the Hog Ford
church be busted right good next
Sunday morning, Raj Barlow
will be present wearing his new
Easter suit.
The Excelsior Fiddling Band
has ordered a gross of music
from Chicago. The shipment
consists of selections that differ
ent ones have asked them to play
in the past.
The postmaster at Hogwallow
will not be affected by the civil
service examination that may be
inaugurated by the government,
as he just stood a thorough ex-
animation trial recently held at
Bounding Billows.
The Deputy Constable, who
went to the headwaters of Gan
der creek the forepart of the
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
Odd Compliment That Was Paid to IN
English Artist.

Odd Compliment That Was Paid to IN
English Artist.
Richard Wilson. the English land
scape painter, was not of a plant dis
position. Conscious of his own merits,
he disdained to humble himself to
those who measure men by rank and
value them by pounds. But Wilson's
friends liked him no less for his
brusque manner.
Goldsmith. Sterne, Wilson and DR..
Johnson were assembled at Garrick's
house with a party Of ladies for sup
per.
I'VE were very lively at your ex-
pense indeed, gentlemen" said Mrs.
Garrick, rallying them for having ar
rived late. ITO punish you for not
obeying our summons the ladies Hkened
you all to plants and fruits and fow-
ers"
"Pray let us hear" said Wilson.
Doubtless I come in for a sprig Of
laurel"
mo, sir" said the pretty. lively lady;
you are wrong"
For rue. perchance." said he.
mo. sir; guess again"
"Why, l am dubbed bitter enough,
perhaps a crab," said he, "for that
man." pointing to Garrick. has dub
bed me- Sour Dick"
Guess again." said Mrs. Garrick.
laughing. will you give it upY'
Eyes, madam"
why. then. sir, you are nkened to
olives. Now. viii you dare to inquire
further?"
"Let me see," said Wilson, with all
eyes upon him. "Well, then, my dear,
out with 1t! I dare"
'Then know, sir" said she, rising
and courtesying most gravely, 'Mr.
Wilson is rough to the taste at first.
tolerable by a little longer acquaint-
ance and delightful at last"-Ex-
change.
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
Resistance to the Sun.

Animals whose capacity for thermal
regulation is limited, such as rabbits
and monkeys. rapidly succumb to ex-
posture to the tropical sun. In the
same circumstances the skin of man
rises some or degrees q. above the
normal. Theoretically the black skin
of negro races should absorb more heat
than that of the white people. How
ever. cOlored races are better able than
the white to regulate their temperature
under the influence of the tropical sun
perhaps because perspiration is more
abundant. The ape, although a native
of the tropics, is less capable of resist
ing the sun than other animals and
even the white man. This is no doubt
attributable to the fact that its natural
home is in the forests. For certain
monkeys two hours Of exposure to the
tropical sun is fatal.
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
CAUGHT THE buffer.
De Wint's Clever Ruse That Sold One
of His Paintings.

De Wint's Clever Ruse That Sold One
of His Paintings.
Peter De Whit, the English land
scape painter, was accustomed each
year to have a semi-private show of
his pictures before sending them to the
Water Color society's exhibition. On
such occasions his friends frequently
bought pictures, which, Of course, ap-
peared at the public exhibition marked
Sold"
Among the painters friends was
wealthy man who wanted to appear
patron of art and at the same time
keep his money. He managed this by
loudly admiring the paintings already
sold. He was always a bit too late to
buy the pictures that pleased him
most, and having seen them, as he was
wont to declare. be could never content
himself with less beautiful works
De Whit at last suspected the mans
sincerity, and when the next show day
came round he concluded to test him.
After plenty of time had been allowed
for De Wint's friends to make their
purchases the rich man arrived. AS
usual. his eye soon fell on two per
feet gems" marked Sold" Turning to
the artist. he said: Nov, De Whit,
those are exactly the things 1 should
like to possess. What pity they are
not to be had"
my dear sir" said the painter. slap
ping him on the back, II knew you
would like them. so l put the tickets
on to keep them for you"
The awkwardness of the situation
was only relieved when the enthusiast
tic admirer became the somewhat IN
willing purchaser of the two gems
Youths Companion.
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
Pains in the Stomach.

If you continually complain of pains
in the stomach, your liver or. your
kidneys are out of order. Neglect
NAV lead 40 dropsy, kidney trouble,
diabetes or Bright's disease. Thous-
ands recommend Electric Bitters as
the best stomach and kidney medicine
made. H. It. Aston, of Raleigh, n +
c., who suffered with pain in she
stomach and back, writes; "My bid
news were deranged and my liver did
not work right. l suffered much, but
Electric Bitters was recommended and
1 Improved from the first dose.
now feel like new man." 1t will
improve you too. Only SOC and 81. |
Recommended by PAUL Drug Co Adj
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
HoewailOw Happenings
(Hogwallow Kentuckian. }

N1OSWdllOW heuIuChldu.
Poke Eazley has made up his
mind to quit farming. he having
doubt as to how it ought to be
done since reading several farm
journals.
The Excelsior Fiddling Band
walked itself almost down last
week trying to learn to play a
march.
Cricket Hicks yearns to live
in Tickville or some other large
place, where he can have his
shirt washed by machinery.
1t is always darkest just be-
fore Sidney Hooks lights his Ian
tern.
A Wren is preparing to bull d
its nest near the home of the Old
Miser on Musket Ridge. Sidney
Hooks says if the Old Miser was
in the Wren's place he would
keep down expenses by using a
last years nest.
The storm party scheduled to
take pace at the Hog Ford
preachers house Tuesday night
was postponed on account of the
pretty weather.
Raj Barlow sent some word by
parcel post to friend in Tick
vile.
Little Fidity Flinders spent
one night last week in Tickvllle.
The bright light almost strangle
him.
The train arriving at Tickville
Iaesday evening lacked only two
ticks of wood of coming in on
time.
The brisk March wind of this
week blowed away hay stack
belonging to Frisby Hancock,
and he has put his horse on the
job of gathering it up.
AS yet no effect has been felt
at the Hog Ford moonshine still
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
Straight at II.

There is no use of our beating
around the BUSH" We might as well
out with it first as last. We want
you to try Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy the next time you have a cough
or cold. There is no reason so far as
we can see why you should not do so.
This preparation by its remarkable
cures has gained world wide rep
utation, and people everywhere speak
of it in the highest terms of praise
1t is for sale by PAUL Drug Co. AID.
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
A Unique Laboratory.

Outside the harbor of Sfax, Tunisia.
in the shallow water of the clear
Mediterranean, is situated a biological
laboratory for the study of sponges.
1t is one of the most unique in the
world and affords opportunity for OBJ
serving the development of the sponge
from tiny larva. so small that it can
only be studied under microscope.
until FIVE years later it has developed
into a perfect sponge.
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
Quick RefOrt of "GOlden Rule
Jones.

In the May American Magazine
Mayor Brand Whitlock, of Tole-
do, Ohio. writing his autobiogra-
ply, tells the following story
about Mayor Sam Jones, of To-
ledo, known as Golden Rule"
Jones',
THE struggle over the renew
al of the franchise grants to the
street railway company had al
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
Cough Medicine for Children.

Two much care cannot be used in
selecting a couge medicine for chill
dreu. 1t should be pleasant to take,
no harmful substance and be
most effectual. Chamberlain Cough
Remedy meets these requirements and
is a fayorite with the mothers of
young children everywhere. For sale
by PAUL Drug Co. Ad
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
Two Sides.

There are two sides. you know. to
every argument" said the ready made
philosopher
"Yes," replied the gloomy person.
but it makes a difference which side
you choose There two sides to piece
Of fly paper" Washington Star.
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
The May Woman's Home Com.
panlOn.

The May Woman's Home Com
panion, continuing it's fight for
Better Babies" contains a re-
port ct a Better Babies" show
recently held in Denver at which
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
Luke McLuke Says.

canary, watered the fern and fed
the gold fish, she is so fatigued
that she has to see a nerve spe.
cialist before she can write her
paper for the Mothers Club.
believe in pensions for moth
ers. But what reward is there
in few dollars a month? Ev-
cry woman who has raised a fam
lily should have a comfortable
home and some one to wait on
her. She should have unlimited
credit nothing to worry about
and nothidg to do but rest. And
after giving her all these, the
world would owe her money.
When a young couple start in
to live on love it doesn't take
them long to get tired of eating
out of paper bags.
A married man is a pink who
can read the story of the game
at breakfast and follow every
play while his wife is telling him
that she has to have a pair of
new shoes, that her best dress
is worn out under the arms and
that she suspects the woman
next door of swiping the milk.
Ignorance may be bliss. but
that doesn't prevent a woman
from opening her husbands
mail.
A woman will wear two old
petticoats and an apron when
she does her house work, but
when she goes down town all
she wears is the apron.
A newspaper mans idea of a
suspicious character is a guy who
owns a SIS bill the night before
pay day.
! Once in a long while you meet
a man who thinks as much of his
family as he does of his political
party.
Women who stand on their
rights at a suffragist meeting
have to shift over to their lefts
when they have to stand up on a
street car.
If there are any clouds in the
sky girl won't take a chance
on wearing her 1898 bonnet,
but she will marry a mutt before
she knows how he spells his
last name.
Some of the girls who peck
daintily at food and spend ten
minutes using the finger bowl
when they eat in a cafe are char
ter members of the Bone pub
fishers and Thumb Suckers I'm
ion when they tackle a mess of
pigs feet at home.
A whole lot of brides discover
when it is too late that they
should have purchased more
canned goods and fewer Princess
slips when they fixed UP the
trousseau. Cincinnati ENQUIRER
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
An Exception.

Money. after all. means nothing but
trouble"
"Still, it is the only kind Of trouble
which It is hard to borrow"
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
He SWore,

She-Was he furious, dear, when you
told him that we had been secretly
married? He-Not really furious, only
sulfurious.-Judge.
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30

None is to be deemed free who has
not perfect self command.-PythagoraA
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30

week looking for a lawbreaker,
has sent word on ahead that he
will float down the creek on a
raft, be can travel that way
without making a noise.
The Adair County news., 1913-04-30
BILL MCFARLAND.

~ This Jack the John Mcfarland Jack Is hands inches high
and will stand place $500 living colt Same
terms applied to horse.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-25
At the Hotels

Lake; Ella NJ. Robertson. Bathgate;
n. l.. Taylor, Fargo; F. A. Moone,
Grafton: G.. W. Holmes and wife,
Reynolds: Mrs. Ada Nease. Mlnot;
Mrs. E. A. Geers. Minot: Robert c.
Jackson. Grafton; Geo. Odegard,
Drayton: c. f. Reynolds, Fargo; NJ,
T. Awes. Northwood: Bruce G. Mel
son, Lakota; Emil Larson and wife,
Larimore; c. F. Atwood, Fargo; r.
r. Miller. Souris.
Frederick-G: Is. Glade, Fargo: J.
A. Mcconnell, Cavalier; c. H. Living
stone, Fairdaie; W. r. Preston, Far
go; *. Thorsteinson. Winnipeg; E.
NanCamp. ST. Thomas: Ernest Berg,
Duluth; Clarence Cable, Minneapolis;
Frank Keonan, ST. Paul; Julia Han
son. Drayton.
Columbus. L. Lamont. Fargo;
NJ. Ryen. Northwood; Ella Skadeland
Portland: j. NJ. Nelson. Adams; E. ..
Dimavin. Wahpeton; ]. NJ. Cline,
Devils Lake; J. A. II. Wullke. Winni-
peg; I. Smiley, Portland: ole o. VAL
den. Fordville; ]. j. Rochan, st.
Thomas; T. Grundeson. Minot: Guy
Wood, Buxton; Louis Gilche. James
town; Samuel Leppart. sorlie.
Imperial-Nick Groenheide. Ed
more; D. e. Marsden. Cavalier; G. y.
Midgarden, Grafton; Gilbert H. Ian
do. Cavalier: r. Void. Velva; Geo. w.
Grilley. Deering: w. p. Swanson, Man.
vel: Robt. Huntington. Minot; w.
II. Greenhalgh. Minot; O. II. Flatla.
Berthold: f. H. Beakstad, Cavalier;
H. c. Richsteig, Reynolds.
Northern-H. Bennett. Larimore;
s.. j.. Radcliffe. Iarinore; Jos. De-
schemes and son. Walhalla; Fred j.
Nelk, Jr., and wife. Minot: ]. C. Nell
marck.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-25
THREE DIVISIONS
IN BIG PARADE
Marshall of the Day and Po-
lice of Both Cities Will
Lead Off.

The grand industrial. civic, cali
thumpian and automobile parade for
tho big Fourth of July celebration to
De put on in this city will start from
the school house grounds at 10 o'clock
a. m. There will be three divisions
in the parade as follows:
First Division-Marshall of the day
on horseback, Grand Forks chief of
police and assistants on horseback,
East Grand Forks chief of police and
assistants on horseback, Grand Forks
military band. aides of the day on
horseback. carriages, president of the
lay, master of ceremonies M speak
er of h day, mayors and city clerks
OF Grand Forks and East Grand
Forks. city councils of Grand Forks
and East Grand Forks, Grand Forks
and East Grand Forks civic organiza-
tions.
Second Division-Bernham Creek.
Mimi, band, automobiles, Grand
Forks Automobile club, specially dec
Grated automobiles, automobiles driv-
mobile concerns, Grand Forks and
East Grand Forks fire departments.
Third Division-Individual and fan.
cy floats, calithumpians, single char
acters, industrial floats of Grand Forks
and East Grand Forks business con-
Germs.
Attorney J.. +. T. O'Connor Of Grand
Forks will be the speaker of the day
and will be introduced by F. G. Mas
see, master of ceremonies. Other we'll
known speakers will also be on the
program.
The parade will be one Of the prin-
cipal events of the day. Liberal priz-
es will be awarded to the best floats
in the divisions of the parade.
The prizes are to be partly in cash
and part of them will be donated by
some of the leading mercantile and
manufacturing industries OF both
cities.
The sports program is a long and
Of all kinds and descriptions and for
all contestants what may wish to en-
ter. Some Of the races hat are not
very common are, the slow bicycle
| race, the w~heelbarrow race. the race
for fat men, and the ladies' potato
race.
According to all indications the
crowd that will assemble here in the
city will be a record breaker, as many
people from different points in the
surrounding district have signifed
intention Of attending and the cele-
bration is to be the only really large
one in this part Of the Northwest.
Large and glazing posters have been
distributed throughout h surround.
ing districts and have done a great
deal to make East Grand Forks
known.
Three stands FOR speakers and band
concerts will be erected on DeMers
avenue, one in each Of the first three
blocks. Rest rooms for the ladies
have also been secured and the Con-.
mercial club rooms and Giles nall will
be at their disposal throughout the
day.
Besides the races and other sport
events there will be many smaller
amusements. Dancing will start early
in the day and will continue until late
in the evening.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-25
REVISE LIST OF
LODGE OFFICERS.
The Death of Grand Master
Mooers Brings Changes
Board Meeting Soon.

George ]. Price returned last even
Ing from Devils Lake where he at
tended the funeral of George Mooers
yesterday afternoon. Mr.. Mooers. was
grand master of the North Dakota
Workmen lodge and by reason Of his
death Mr.. Price succeeded to the Of
nee. The grand lodge held a meeting
last May and the officers were all
elected at that time and thus Mr..
Mooers had only been in Office for
thirty days. He had. however, been
laying plans for an extensive cam
paisn during the next two years.
MIR. Price was grand foreman of the
organization and his place will be
AXE by Bradley C. Marks of Bis
marck, who was the grand overseer.
None of the other officers will be pro-
noted and this leaves the Office OF
overseer vacant.
The Workmen grand lodge only
meets once in two years and the mat
ters that come up between conventions
are taken care Of by the advisory
hoard. Mr.. Price states that there
probably will be a meeting of this
board within a month. but the exact
date canno be set yet. The other
members of the board besides MIR.
Price are Past Grand Master Judge
John Gsarnody of Hillsboro, Grand
Foreman r. c. Marks. Grand Record
er r. j. Moore of Fargo, r. S. Adams
of Lisbon. Grand Receiver Judge
Kneeshaw of Pembina, chairman of
the law committee; T. w. Neville OF
Grand Forks chairman Of the finance
committee and DR.. G. A. Carpenter of
Fargo, grand medical examiner.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-25
MEDICAL BOARD IS TO MEET
Large Number Of Aspirants for Medi.
cal Degrees Will be
Examined.

The state medical board fill meet
at the state university next wee to
conduct examination for those who
are DESTROYS Of practicing the medical
profession in the state. The examin-
alton will commence neXt Tuesday and
will last for at least three days. Every
subject will be covered in the most
thorough manner by the examiners.
DR.. G. n. Williamson Of this city is
the secretary Of the board.
There are a large number of appli-
cants for the medical degree, many
coming from the leading medical
schools Of he middle east and the
west to take the examinations.
St. PauI's Episcopal Picnic Tomorrow.
The Sunday school of ST. Paul's
Episcopal church will hold it's annual
picnic tomorrow in Riverside park. all
participating meeting at the Guild hall
at $3.50 a. m.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-25
' =
SOME DREAMS ARE HEALTHY.
The Pleasant Kind Are Restful
and Stimulating. Says
Neurologist.

(New York American.)

(New York American.)
Freud. the great German n%eurolo-
gist. who has put our dreams to a
scientific test and told us the meaning
of them. declares that our customary
phrase of good night, and pleasant
dreams" has a deeper significance
than most Of us realize. He says that
we are wishing him good health, for
certain dreams are healthy.
A sleep with pleasant dreams is
more beneficial. according to Freud,
than a dreamless sleep. OF course, a
sleep with bad dreams. nightmares
and the like is by no means restful
or healthful, but a night Of fairly
good slumber. interspersed with a
few dreams of a decidedly pleasant
nature, is really restful. and, being
extremely %restful, is healthful.
Nearly every one according to this
authority. feels rather dull upon
awakening from a stolid. dreamless
sleep and frequently is so dull he does
not feel disposed to perform his usual
good days work, but to awaken aft
er a night in which You have expert
enced pleasant dreams the nerve cells
Of the brain have been pleasantly
stimulated and YOU feel bright and &C
tive and cheerful. Dreams that give
! IA "ld idppS oSSlll
to leave the sleeper with fresh vigor
and an eagerness for his days work.
Since the reasoning faculty is in
active during sleep. 1t is not to be
wondered that many of our dreams
are impossible and weird. Sleep, re-
leasing the brake on reason. allows
u sleeping mind to manipulate the
stronger thoughts that occupied our
brain during the waking hours. II.
! hou.ax-ar xh4 xla,,~Lt. ~ <h4 1ry;el,a,
Of the dreamer, when awake. were
strong enough, his dream is quite like
ly to De rather sane, and IL his wishes
were pleasant ones in his dream it is
natural to see them fulfilled. 1t is not
difficult to make a logical reasoning
from this to the effect that to have
our dearest wishes fulfilled in. our
dreams is really beneficial. for during
the dreaming the effect upon the mind
actly the same as though We were
awake and the wish came true. II
tmakes US happy. and to be happy is
one of the greatest laws OF health.
There is no argument then against
Freud's claim that pleasant dreams
are really very beneficial to everyone
If o & out to spend a pleasant
evening with friends. or attend a good
play. or II you go on an outing and
much better. for It. But II the play
you saw was bad. IT, the social you at
tended was dull. IL you quarreled with
the guests. OF IL your outing was a
failure, you feel YER much worse than
you would If YOU had not gone out al
all. And so It is with dreams. Nc
dreams makes your rest rather dull
like staying cooped up In doors: bad
dreams leave you fretful and feeling
badly; good dreams leave you happy
and refreshed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-25
SMALL DAMAGE
BY HIGH Wind
Two Walls of Normal Build
ing Blown Down-Must
Use New Brick.

Minot, N. D.. June 25.-A heavy
wind storm resulted in considerable
damage at the normal school, the
building which was to house the heat
ing plant being wrecked.
The wind struck the building from
the west. The west wall. due to the
fact h a it had some supports rest
ing against it, buckled. The east wall
was blown straight out. The south
wall was S o badly wrenched that it
will have to be rebuilt also. The
coal bunkers on the north remain
practically intact.
The building is almost a complete
loss as the pressed brick facing cannot
be used again. The window frames
OF course were completely destroyed,
too.
BY a piece Of good fortune, Con-
tractor Dinnie had taken out $2O,O 900
insurance on the buildings against
wind. storms only the day before. Less
than twelve hours afterward the
storm came.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-25
EAST GRAND FORKS
TWO vAGs AND J1Gs ARRESTED.
Sentences Were Suspended in All
Cases and Men Ordered to Leave.

Two men were arrested for vagrancy
in this city yesterday and were given
hearings before Municipal Judge Ras-
mussen this morning. William Nc
Donald and Edward Smith were each
found guilty of vagrancy and sem
fenced to pay fines Of $25 or to serve
thirty days in the county Jail at
Crookston. The sentences were sus-
pended and the men ordered to get
out of the city and not to return.
James Murphy was arrested on u
charge OF drunkenness and was found
guilty n sentenced to pay a fine Of
$40 or to serve fifteen days in Jail.
was suspended on his prom.
Use to get out Of town.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-25
TWO RUNAWAYS YESTERDAY
Fire Team Ran Away With Water
Wagon Causing Considerable Dam.
age-AnOther Team also Started,

One Of the city fire teams, hitched
to a water wagon, became frightened
and started to run from the new pow
er house building. running into the
pipe fence back Of the Kingman prop
erty. The fence was torn down and
in hitting it one of the horses had its
leg cut, though not very badly. The
fence posts were pulled from the
ground and the railing badly bent.
Earl Gapes narrowly escaped seri-
Gus injury when the team which he
was driving broke into a run. The
buggy was slightly damaged. the
whiffletree being broken. *