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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
OUCH!

The Bake Oven takes the ouch
out OF your system. Quit saying
Ouch: say Bake oven" The
The Bake oven takes the ouch"
out OF your Crouch" by elimina-
ting tho poisonius secretions and
foreign matter from your entire
body. Enroll for o course OF Bake
Oven Treatments and quit saying
ouch"
DIR. Loughney cuts his prices In
half for n few days only. Rheu.
matte sufferers and those with
kindred ailments will be given the
Bake oven Treatment ut ono dol
lar fi.00) a treatment by the
course.
DR.. Loughney's offices are IN the
Peoples Savings Bank building.
corner Second Ave. and Pike st.
Suites 22O.221-222-223 Hours 8 a.
m. to 6 .. m. Sundays. Q 20 ~ only.
Consultation FREQ.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
Observation-Disclosures IIME1 I5Il1T
Cheopness Us. Economy

this time of the year. when the budget is being pre-
"A pared taxpayers and the council are apt TO accept 'he
deusion that cheatness and economy synonymous.
Ii is mistake. Especially must be borne IN mina
that undepad labor not economy but may be exaetea
only at the expense of efficiency. -
Councilman Grifiiths proposition to make generai cur
in wages of all receiving 500 month IS neither eq'-
able profitable, ,., ,.., ,....
1t will not hit the really officials because
their stipend has been fixed by city charter and the people
-, -, - -, -
Criifhs proposition, therefore, will strike others no, so
IN increase in salaries. ..
For illustration, take the case OF police captains
required 20 paw one half cent for insurance
Compare that salary with what police captains gel III
o,ber coas cities San Francisco S22S; Oakland o Los
Angeles $500 Portland Sis; Spokane, S|9 vancouver
B. c., 500 - . ,a.n, ,,o,
True economy Mr. Critths, IL no' oep@'" -
underpaid service -. ,.,.v. .o,,
In fact, that is likely prove the most expensive s0
of economy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
SUCCESS

II tho true test OF a dentist or any
other man.
Our success Is based on skill.
gentleness. moderate prices and tho
best work that II Is possible to pro-
duco In every case. Remember.
this Is the only large dental office
in the city that Is owned by a
graduate registered dentist, and
has only registered dentists as
ISOLATED with him.
Just think. we will make you an
extra heavy $40 gold crown for
$500, or one of our famous $40
nover-slip plates for $500. And not
only that. but we pin n guarantee
to every receipted bill that means
something TO you.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
TOUGH OLD DAD.

Young Harold was late IN attend.
ance for Sunday school and the
minister inquired tho cause.
Il was going fishing. but father
wouldn't let me- announced the
lad.
That's tho right kind of n
father to have" replied the rev.
erend gentleman. did he explain
the reason why he would not let
you go?'
Yes, sir. He said there wasn't
bait enough for two"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

From tho odor OF Lilac Perfume
and tho odor OF Cabbage. from No
Hcelod shoes on Fat Girl. from
People Who Spell Your Name
Wrong on Purpose. from Geekm
who get on Street Cars with Large
suitcnses. from Psychology. OPP
timiam and Cheap cigarcts. from
Sultry Days and Electric Fan
Dreezea. from Soft Words of Woo
Ing and Soft Collars. from Bees
wax and Lagniappe and from All
Friends Who Don't Own Autos
Great Guns. Deliver us'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

The United States has q popala.
ton OF over e0.O00.00O.
Electric lights were unknown In
the 18th century,
Soap iather should be applied be-
for. shaving oneself, and II is not
necessary 10 acrape the eyelids.
Honesty IN the best policy.
Tho nebulnr hypothesis was 30
named because sciontihta found II
was a nebular hypothesis.
Stove polish In black. except
when tinted with coloring extracts.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
America Bettered
by Tango, Asserts
Ruth st. Denis

PITTseuRo. Aug. fs.-rhe
tango and the turkey trot found
a champion today In Miss Ruth
St. Denis, whose. athletic dancing
has been seen here and abroad.
"Let all American tango and
turkey trot," said she. ~ will do
America good. I'd like to see
everybody doing these dances.
They are no more Immoral than
the dancers make them. They
are sex dances, TO be sure, but
you can make a sex dance a sim
Pile dance II you try,
"Thc Futurists, artists say,
while doing only work 10 create
a sensation, will Influence art TO
become more plastic and. broader
In vision. SO the tango and the
turkey trot, after the craze has
passed away, will Influence
dancers to feel moro Of tho spirit
Of ryhehm."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

convictions are regarded M prob
able. all mn the outcome OF the muir
der OF Herman Rosenthal. gambler.
by tho system." year ago this
month. the system" being the
grating clique In tho police force
and its allies In the underworld.
Tho murdercrs, In all likelihood,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

DRETTY soon the money win feel like singing the
i Missouri hymn: 49,
you Gotta Quit Kickin' My Dawg Aroun
F;r., came Untermycr and the Pujo prooe-tne prooe
that unnasked Morgan and sent such shock TO b
felers bronchial tubes Then Wilson followed WIN ms
low, "a high as Humans" Then followed MeAdoos of'e
~ half billion OF emergency currency the successful sale
in St Paul and other places OF municipal bonds IN sa
denominations to people and McAdoos latest proposal
to deposit 100000 of the peoples money IN banks
need Il to help in moving the peoples taking as security
not only gedgcd bonds but also well Endorsed commercial
nanea proposal which the schemng constructors OF
credit not leg stand in their campaign to pnch the
people into subsection.
Perhaps il is with these examples in mind that
Poindexer in his bill the natural treas.
ures of Alaska has made it possible for any small
investor to become a stakeholder in Uncle Sans coal
company The bill provides that bonds In the gov
eminent enterprises which il contemplates shall DC
issued in denominations low as $40 and offered 70
popular subscription
Our dependence the money trust has been due 10 our
own lack OF insight and moral courage We have been let
ting few men by tactics like those OF the Indian
medicine
THE BANKS don't be hungry for Secretary NC.
Adoos reserve currency, despite the money ughtness
Maybe banks get for of their money when money
isn't loose.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

N. J. Prlebe, r. e. NARROW, c. e.
Conklin. c. $. Morse and Victor
Birazzo ere fined s5 and costs for
fishing without license. In Judge
Wright's court Tuesday. Shufort
Gordon and Gust Anderson were
fined $40 and costs for catching
bass less than six inches long
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
Just BEGINNING to LiUe at Sc

TINE governor of Indiana So years DID, yet by his own
admission he's just beginning ve-all the rest OF his
time he only existing IL.
For Governor Sam-Sam Ralston, you KNOWS taxing
his first vacationl
Mind you we've not a word say against the chap
who's so hard up he can't afford vacation not trip
once in while old homestead, campout in the back
ward or picnic by lake, creek It's the tragedy OF
our time that such folks by the hundreds and thou
sands the galley slaves of want who have to pull 10 the
limit OF their strength each minute merely to keep afoa
But Governor Sam isn't in that category. When not
doing politics he's banker with wad Long ago had he
wanted to- he could have found what the wild waves
were saying. Why didn't he!
We don't be unfair to Governor Sam, but the
chances be that he thought more OF money and
property and OF ping up things than he thought OF the
immortal soul within him. II that's the right guess. here
hoping that his fortnight down the Massachusetts, coast
where the Atlantic pillows roll and the skeetcrs sing and
prey will convince him what sad mistake he's been making
ali these arid humdrum years.
take vacation when can! What earthly excuse
Is there for denying reasonable call OF nature!
PLAYWRIGHT r. BEERS LOOS says his play is
one that ANY witness and then out and look
a bartender in the eye without linchng. Something Ike
"Everywoman" which enables fellow to go out and look
his wife the eye without nnchingor look, or two
ONE SWITZERLAND famiy's priced heirloom is a
cheese 148 years old and still strong and healthy.
EXPIRES. SUN VAT SEN has gotten safely out of
China by Disgusting himself they could Huerta him.
REALLY BIO MEN. like elephants don't lie down and
roll every time fly bites them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

Wiisonade 10 defined In the
White House cookbook fiei3
edlsion) 40 orange juice mixed
with pump water. In view Of
the attack made on the eltrus
tariff II 10 easy 10 see why this
drink was not named orange
aid.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

GETS WIFE ~ WRITING

4 MESSAGE ON sHiNoLE =
= PORT ANGELES. Wash. =
= Aug. i3.-Brouaht together =
y through a message written on =
4 a shinaie. Mr.. and Mrs. n. NJ. =
= La Flower sre now happily =
= married. 4
La Flower. who 10 ahinole =
= edger In a local MILL grew =
= tired Of single biessedness" =
r and wrote the following with =
= an lndslibie pencil on one OF =
4 the shingles he made: ~ 4
4 want a wife before 1915. Ny =
4 address 10 r. M. Ia Flower, 4
= Port Angeles. Wash. May IS, 4
+ fet2." 4
4 Tho shIngle was found by =
4 carpenter In Dunmore, Pa. 4
4 ard % young women wrote 4
= La Flower. Miss May Met =
r terson's letter appealed TO r
4 him most. 4
4 fAttttt -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
AND NOW

AND NOW PROF. EHKLiCfi teIs az. " 49,. e.,
Medical Congress that his famous remedy, GO cure ,h
boosa We might we'll give up Just as soon As 'heS
Get us cure for one thing they find amboosia or pam
Soozia or something else that's ailng US
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

would never have been caurh, ..
whole gigantic process OF i.
would never have been -,
operation but for the ons NJ.
the vaudeville dancer-who essss.
tho number +l5i3 on the mr,Ssa
ers car and gave It TO the distrs
attorney.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

u 10 . gentleman burglar who 10
taking the jcwelry by the carload
at Narragansctt Pier. say the de-
tectives. We've felt right along
that he must be gentleman. No
thief would do thing like that
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
Both with One Hope

Hostess--Oh. I hope your dog
won't 70 into the Kitchen The
fish for baby's dinner 10 on tho
table.
Caller hope not. indeed He
isn't allowed to have flAh.--Punch
uondon).
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
Tells Positive Cure
For all Foot Troubles

ali foot troubles originate from a
common cause; that Of injured It's
sues The following information
will be welcomed by thousands Of
victims Of daily foot torture. No
matter how many patent medicines
you kSSve tried in vain, this treat
only TO doctors. will DO the work
Don't waste time Got II Mt once.
dissolve two tabIespoonfuls OF CAL
\ ocide compound In a basin OF warm
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
Regal Dental Offices

DR.. L. r. Clark, o. D. s.. Manager
f4o5 Third Az, N. w. Cor. Union
NoTE--BrIng This Ad With You
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13
JOSH WISE SAYS:

~ Q leyspors's
merchant princes
seem ter have
adopted tn slo-
Gan that Any
thing that can't
DO soid In Cor
nellwllle. Pa can
be worked off
here"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

water. Soak tho feet for full Is
minutes. gently rubbing the sore
parts" The effects are marvellous
All pain disappears instantly, and
the feet feel simply delightful.
Corns and callouses oan be peeled
right off Bunions, aching feet and
sweaty. smelly feet got Immediate
relief Use this treatment a week
and your foot troubles will be a
thing OF the past. Caiocids works
through tho pores and removes the
cause. Any druggist has Caiooide
In stock or will get II from his
Wholesale house. Don't be influ-
enced 70 take something else in
stead. A 25-cont box is said TO be
enough TO cure the worst feet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

Corrugated
Inquisitive Friend--Don't you
had tina, your vito Ia very subject
TO rnoods'
Enpcck she has only one
mood. tho imperative. AMI I'm tho
ono that's subject to that,
An old maid may preach
about svoenles until she ls blue
In the face. but let any fellow
come along and jolly her and
she will waive all examinations.
The Feminine Commercially
husband" she said. always wants
me to look my best. no natter wha,
the cost"
WELL her friend replied. "ono
eau hardly blame him for feeling
as he docs."-Chicago Record.
Herald.
Not Pay for lt--Bobbs--Your
friend. the poet. seems TO think he
has a message for the world.
Sobbs--Well. II he takes my sa.
vice. he'll send Il coilect-Phila-
delphis Record.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

have traiied through many coun.
tries.
Countless wonders have found.
But ] never saw n copper
When they needed one around
Grief and Remore--'Now.- said
tho stage manager. you arc the
heroine You are supposed TO snf
fer more than anybody else IN tho
play. You must put yourself mo
a framo of mind which represents
grief and remorso
Il know replied tho lea Ting
woman. I'm try TO make mysolf
believe I'm one OF the people who
paid two dollars 10 sec this play"
Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

nRETTY soon the money trust VIII feel Ike singing N
i Missouri hymn:
~yo, Colt, Ou, Kickin' Nv Dawg Aroun'"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

EXPIRES SUN VAT SEN has gotten safely out
China by Disgusting himself they could not Hueta hr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

ONE SWITZERLAND familys priced heirloo
cheese 148 years old and still strong and healthy
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-13

REALLY BIO MEN. like elephants, don't lie
roll every time fly bites them.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
TWO WOMEN
SAVED FROM
OPERATIONS
By Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Congratulated
Own Stories Here Told.

Beatrice, Neb.-" Just after my mar
rage my left side began to pain me and
the pain got 30 severe at times that l
suffered terribly with it. visited three
doctors and each one wanted to operate
on me but I would not consent to an op-
Grafton. l heard of the good Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound was
doing for others and l used several bot
ties of it with the result that l haven't
been bothered with my side since then.
] am in good health and have two littla
girls. Mrs. R. B. CHILD, Beatrice, Neb.
The Other Case.
Cary, Maine. feel it duty owe
to all suffering women to tell what Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound did
form me. One year ago found myself q
terrible sufferer. l had pains in both
sides and such soreness I could scarcely
straighten up at times. My back ached.
/ had no appetite and was 30 nervous
could not sleep, then would be so tired
mornings that l could scarcely get
around. 1t seemed almost impossible
to move or do bit of work and I
thought l never would be any better
until submitted to an operation, but
my husband thought l had better writa
to you and l did so, stating my symp-
toms. commenced taking Lydia T.:
Pipkham's Vegetable Compound and
soon felt like new woman. had no
pains, slept well, had good appetite and
could do almost all my own work for q
family of four. I shall always feel that
/ owe my good health to your Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. HAYWARD Sewers,
Cary, Maine.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
JAM ES WILSON

Wilson was largely responsible for the
establishment of the sugar beet indus
try in Colorado. now one of the lead
ing wealth producers of the state.
Secretary Wilson obtained the first
sugar beet seed from Germany and
had it sent to the Denver Chamber of
Commerce for experimental planting
in Colorado. During his last visit to
Denver-a year ago-the then secre-
tary of agriculture declared that Colo
RADIO should maintain its lead as the
foremost beet sugar state and that.
with proper development, the sugar
beet industry in this country should
eventually supply the entire demand
for sugar in the United States.
Perhaps the most interesting thing
my father could do now would be to
write into book form his remnis-
cences as a Cabinet member for six
teen years." said Jasper Wilson. Il be-
lieve 1t would be impossible to induce
him to do this, however. because of
the confidential nature In which so
many of the interesting events of his
experience came to his knowledge and
observation"
James Wilson entered President Nc
Kinley's Cabinet sixteen years ago.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
VERY CURIOUS FRYING PAN
Interesting Relic in the cIuny Muse
UNI in Paris-lts Remarkable
History.

At the Cluny museum in Paris is
a very interesting relic, of which this
is the history. 1t appears that one
day, year or SO ago, the curator
of the museum happened to visit a
small restaurant in the suburbs of
Saint Denis, in which the same room
served for dining room and kitchen.
While waiting to be served the Gu
rators eye was caught by frying
pan OF most unusual appearance that
hung upon the wall. He took 1T down,
with which it was covered, and made
out part of an inscription. What he
found interested him so much that he
bought the old pan
When it was properly cleaned, 1t
was found to bear the arms of France
and Navarro, surrounded by the chain
of ST. Louis and the cord of the Order
of ST. Esprit, and this inscription
as well:
Here lies the magnificent Prince,
King Louis XIV, king of France and
Navarro. Requiscat in pace"
1t was the plate that had been fast
ened to the coffin of Louis XIV. When
the burial vaults of the royal family
in the populace in 1898, 1t had been
wrenched from the cuffin, fitted with a
handle, and turned into frying-pan.
The relic may now be seen in the
Cluny museum. The handle has been
removed but three holes show where
it was attached.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
RECALLS LITERARY MYSTERY
Rev. Mr.. Wolfe, Author Of "euriai OF
Sir John Moore" Buried at
Queenstown,

A literary mystery of a hundred
years ago is recalled by the special
centenary number, recently issued, of
the Newry Telegraph, an Ulster
triweekly. In its pages April 10,
1917. under the simple head of Poe
try" appeared what Byron called, the
most perfect ode of the language"
THE Burial of Sir John Moore" By
ron or Campbell or any of the others
to whom this poem was variously
ascribed would doubtless have been
proud to claim it. But the author was
the obscure curate of Ballyclog, in
Tyronne, Rev. Charles Wolfe, and
the fame of the piece was but a pos
thumous fame for him. Not until his
death, of consumption, in 1928, at the
early age of thirty-two, did the author
ship become known to the world. And
Wolfe, who wrote much other verse
of merit, is remembered only by that
one poem. which sprang from the col
umns of provincial newspaper to
universal recognition in the big world
of fletters.-London Chronicle.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
MOST AWFUL TORTURES WERE
INFLICTED ON MADERo, U. s.
INVESTIGATORS FIND.
BODIES ARE MUT|LATED
REPORTS OF YOUNGER BROTH.
ERS VERIFIED BY SECRET
SERVICE MEN.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

western Newspaper Union News Service.
Galveston, Tex-Agents of the
United States secret service who have
been Investigating conditions in Mex
leo have made report to the govern
ment in Washington in which they
verify in almost every detail the story
told by Raoul and Emilio Madero, two
of the younger brothers of the slain
President, concerning the torture and
mutilation of President Madero and
his brother Gustavo.
From the secret service report,
Emilio Madero's narrative was con-
servative statement, and the worst de-
tails of the torture to which Fran
jected were not told by the surviving
Madero brothers.
A copy of the Madero brothers
statement was shown to United States
army officers. THAT statement is a
conservative recital of the actual facts
as to the manner of death meted out
to President Madero and his brother
Gustavo," one of these officers said,
but does not go quite far enough,
other tortures much worse than those
told of in the Madero statement were
inflicted upon the unfortunate Presi-
dent, his brother, and others Of his
administration"
These tortures. 1t is stated, were in
flicted with the consent If not at the
actual direction of General Victoriano
Huerta. now President of Mexico, and
who, until the day of Madero's being
made a prisoner, was supposedly one
of his most loyal friends.
In addition to the gouging out u
eyes, cutting off of lips and other afro
cities, Gustavo Madero. these secret
service agents say. was tortured in
manner almost beyond belief with
red hot iron poker. The details of this
part of the torture inflicted upon Gus
tavo are impossible of publication, so
savage and horrible are the facts.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
Forty Miles for Wedding license

Colorado Springs.-After forty
mile drive from Yoder, in the eastern
part of FL Paso county, Alonzo A.
Heaston and his two sons reached the
county clerks office. John, aged sew
enteen, desired marriage license to
wed Laverna Correll, sixteen, and
Ralph. twenty-five, a license permit
ting him to marry Clara Worrell,
seventeen. Heaston, ST., gave his con-
sent for a marriage of his sons, and
also was armed with the written
statement of the mothers of the
brides-to-be consenting to the nuptials.
The double wedding was celebrated at
Yoder.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
Killed in Old Mexico.

Colorado Springs.-Word has lately
reached here that Charles Fremont
Fraker, formerly resident of this
city. was accidentally killed in a rail
road construction camp near Madero,
state of Chihuahua, Mexico, two
weeks ago. Fraker was fifty-six years
old. HIS was son of Mrs. and Mrs.
Marion Fraker of 1916 North Roger
street. The body was buried near the
scene of the accident.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
Point he Had Overlooked.

The story is told of man who
bought a gallon of gin to take home.
and by way of label wrote his name
upon a pickup card which happened
to be the seven OF clubs, and tied it
to the handle. His son, observing the
Jug. quietly remarked. That's an aw-
fully careless way to leave that
liquor" "Why?" Because some one
might come along with the eight of
clubs and take it."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
COLORADO SUGAR BEE!S
FATHER OF INDUSTRY SIXTEEN
YEARS IN CABINET.
Former Secretary of Agriculture OBJ
tained First Seed from Germany
and Sent It to Denver.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
Denver-James Wilson of Iowa,
who, when he retired as secretary OF
agriculture March 4, completed a rec
ord for continuous service in the Cab
inets of Presidents of the United
States. will probably remain in Wash
ington for some time and later go to
his farm near Tama, Iowa. according
of the Denver Reservoir Irrigation
Company.
AS secretary Of agriculture In Pres
ident McKinley's first Cabinet Mr..
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13
Jury in parrow Case DISAGREE.

Los Angeles.-Clarence S. Darrow's
second trial on a jury bribery charge
ended in a disagreement of the jury.
Eight jurors were for conviction; four
held out for acquittal. Darrow imme-
diately demanded new trial and Dis
trict Attorney John ID. Fredericks said
he would have one. Judge w. NJ. Con
ley OF MADEIRA county, who presided,
set March 81 as the date for the begin
ming of the retrial.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-03-13

eorrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are tonic to tho stomach. liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken:
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing it: they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
il. Price IS cents. All Druggists