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The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1913-05-22
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The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1913-05-22
DOMACl zPRAvY.

j., w. HruSka byl Tsndall We
stredu "a obchodem.
Koupim nekolik telat, pod kra-
you. Jan Sirovatk, Tabor.
Petr Loes Emery byl zde nav
stevou u sveho syna V pondelf.
Karel Herman cd Wittenburg
byl zde narstevou tento t5den.
81. Bessie Udliuek cd Tyndall
byla zde navstevou ma zacatku IT,
dne.
Hatwan a Unruh, zednfci, odje-
Ii do Utica We Gtyrtek, kde obdrzc
Ii praci.
Skoldozorce G.. G. Fites 2 Tyn-
dali byl ma paysteve We zdejsf sko-
lie v pondelf. s.~ ,..
Frank J. Ko6er cd Lake Andes
byl zde n&vStevou u matky ma "a
Gatku t5dne.
Frank Hron jenz bydlf u Tyn--
dali obdrzel pred nedaynem patent
ma podporu vote u kultivatoru.
Martin Kubal obdrzel We stfedu
MOTORCYCLE kterS 81 objednal cd
Mercantile Co, DruhF den Sc jiz
ma mem v m9ste prohanel. !
TaneGnf zabava Dude ~uspofada-
ma v sobotu 81. kvetna v sfni Mich
Glove, pro kterou hudbu obstara
taborska kapela. Kazd5 je uctive
Evan by Sc dostavil.
Kontraktor Goetz z Yankton OBJ
drzel kontrakt ma postavenf velke
garaze pro zdeisf Mercantile Co.
Garaz Dude 50xS0, 2 cihel. S pra
Eci Sc co nejdffv zapocne,
II EH ga q" .
G. F. Blachnfk a jeho syn Vilfk
Sc vratiii re Sioux City " ned6li
ma automobile, kterf tam pred
tim museli nechat nasledkem bla-
tivfcb cest. ~
Mike Loes, zdejsf sedlaf, odjel
v GterS do Omahy do l6eenf. Trpf
nemocf ledvinovou. Jeho bratr
Leo z Emery, vede obchod "a je-
no nepfftomnosti. ~. ~ .
KareI Nedv6d zapoGpl Sc stay-
bou move residencena farm6 Jose
fla Gleicha u Lakport, ktera Dude
32x16, O dvou patrech, pax Dude
stavet maStal, 28x32, IL vysokou
a iine mensf saavby.'
.Jak vse n~aznaGuje, okolnf m9sta
nebudou oslavovat 4ho 6eryence a
tim padem Sc navrhuje, by isme v
Tabofe n6jakou mensf oslavu US
pofddali; totiz hru v mfG odpole-
dine a tane6nf zabayy veGer.
Neil Sc date pojistit ma zivot,
domluvte Sc u Jana KosteIa nebo
Al, Jezewskiho kteff pojisfuif u
U. S. Annuity Life ms. Co. ienz
zfskava denn9 Gleny a jenz je jed
ma z nejlepsich. g.. s..
Zdejsf sedlaf M. J. Loes hodla
svGj obchod vyprodat, nebot jest.
Fchurav a jeho STAY SO stale horst.
Kdo by chtel zavod koupit, necht
SO u mel pfihlasi. Obehod Sc do
bfe vyplacf a prace ie dosti.
MinulS patek hraly zde devftky
Tabor a Springfield a zdejsf zvfte-
ella. Skor byl 8 a 8. Hralo Sc
iedenact nastoupenf, poneyac v de
vat6m mely stejn6. Nasledujfcf
nedeli Sc hralo ma odyetu We Sprin
field a t&borstf opet vyhrali; skor
byl Z a8.
Velk5 v5prodei kuchyhsk5ch a
topicfch kamen, zelezneho zbozf,
nafadi dom&ciho Sc odb5ya We sto-
ruJ j. M. Petffka. KIDD potfebuie
n9co z techto s6ci dobfe ud6la
kdya ie koupf nynf nebot cena ma
Mich Jest yelice snfzena. ~
~ pond6lf yeGer Sc snesla boufe
mad kraiinou severne cd mesta be-
hem nfz S ad | 0 mnoho krup.
Kroupy tloukly mill ma vSchod
E6d Tabora, &C zde nespadla ami
led a. v Lesterville iich napadlo
"a . yry palce. Let's jest podiv-
he jaro; stale chladne potasf a bu-
He'll to pokracoyat, mnozf farmefi
a NL A LENn Ma
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1913-05-22
Ornament.

Vsem podilnfklm farmerskeho
elevatoru v Tabofe Sc oznamuje,
by Sc hned pfihlasili mnoholi Spa
gatu do samovazaei budou potfe-
.bovat, nebot Sc objedna jenom to-
lik kolik bude pfihlaSek. Je "a
hodno by Sc kazdJ5 pfihldsil ably
potom nebyl beg n9j. V p&du, re
by nekomu Groda byla znitena po-
nemusf "a spagat platit
az pffsti sezonu. ....... r..
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1913-05-22

~ ~TJ JN
.stfelil 2 revolveru do obydlf Jana
Hefmana. ri. Hefmanova zrovna
.pfisla s detmi re zabavy a sedla 81
ncdaleko kamen V kuchyni, kdyz
" tom padla stfelna rama, ktera
projela oknem, a letfc t6sne koIem.
tlavy pf Hefmanov6, prorazila
konev ma kamnech a zaryla Sc do
zdi. V tn dobu Jan Holman ne
,byl dcma a jeho manzelka S detmi
byla pfestrasena KIDD ranu vypa
Ill Sc urcite neyf, aG n9kolik MIA
bylotvideno pres ulici q nichz
jeden ranu yypalil. Ma Sc "a to,
ze to hyl n6kterS sprostS vtros-
tex, ktery TAX hlouposti Sc bavil,
coz by mu konecne mohlo( pfijit
draho. Pc pitomem stfelci Sc pa
ira a bude-li vypatran, povandru-
ma n6kolik let do Sioux Falls, ne
bot takovy kriminaInfk jinam ne
patti. Pan Herman da $50 odme-
ny tomu KIDD stfelce prozradf.
r. l. Kemple 2 Watertown byl
zde v pondelf ohledne uspofadanf
zabav ,pfistf zimu. Jest zastup-
Gem zdbavnf kancelafe re St.
Louis a podafilo Sc mt zfskat pod
pisd takfka Vsech obchodnfkG ma
kontrakt pro pet cfsel, z nichz mex
ter6 isou hddebnf, zp9ynf, pred
naSky poucn6, atd. Minulou zi-
'mu ma podobne zabavy Sc zavazali
.ctyff zdejsf obchodnici, mezi mimi
i vydavatel independents a kdyz
byl utinen'soucet vydanf a pfij-
muv dopIaceli 800, ponevaG zaba-
Wy byly mdlo naystiren6. Tady
v Tabofe vladnou jenom taneGnf
zabavy, ktef6 sotva mali vzdGlava-
Ct vliv ma mladez, a kdyz Sc n6kdo
pokusf o neco lepsiho, lid to- neo-
cehuje. Ovsem proti gustu neni
disputat. Taneenf zabayu neod
suzujem je Ii slusna, ale pro mia
dez. i pro ty starsf ie tez tfeba ne
CO co je vzd9lava, zusIechtuie, a
tento druh zabav jake jsme zde
NELL lonskou zimu a budem NIT
pffStf, ma velk$ a dobry yliv na
karakter lidu. Pr pfistf sve sdhn
ri nenf pochyby, re klub obchod-
nikG 81 vezme na starost pofadani
onech zdbav, a my doufame, re to
tentokrate dopadne lepe. Zabavy
nebyly, ami nebudou p~ofadan6, k
vufi tomu ably jejich promotofi 81
"namazaIi" kapsy, nybrz isou po-
fadan6 vuli povznesenf zdejsiho
lidu. Vydela-ti Sc n6co phi Mich,
.upotfebi Sc to ma dalsf; prodelali
Sc, pax to zaplatf ii kteff to pofa-
dali. Doufame, re ptists lid sew
plnem poctu dostavf a TAX da ma
jsve ze ocehuie praci takovou a
zaroveh poskytne sobe a sym de-
tenn zabavu ~slusnou. 4,
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
FEDERAL CASE ENDS TO.
DAY IN GUILTY VERDICT
ONE OF MOST Sc NSATTONAL C ASES IN HISTORY
OF UNITED STATES HAS COME TO
END
ONLY 2 ACQUITTED OUTOF OVER
40 ON TRIAL

would impose punishment in &C.
cordance with the degree of
guilt. The jury was out from 5
p. m. Thursday to 5 a. m. Sat
urday.
Almost the entire staff of ex-
ecututives Of the Iron Workers
was convicted. The only ones
not convicted were ]. E. McCloy
Of Cleveland, now the secretary,
and Edward Lewis of San Fran
cisco, a member of the executive
board.
Their wives will be permitted
to visit the prisoners tomorrow.
Attorner Harding for the defense
said that all the lawyers believed
absolutely in the innocense of
their clients. Their purpose now
is to seek as light sentences as
possible. All motions in arrest
of judgment and other techni-
calities will be disposed of Mon
day.
Attorney General Wickersham
is considering the question of
turning over the governments
evidence to the various states
which may wish to prosecute the
dynamite conspirators as acces-
sories to various murders and de
struction of property.
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
ROark- -TilIOWs

Cupid's designs are sometimes
thwarted by an unrelenting fate
as a happy young couple from
Hurley found out Monday. Fos-
ter (Shorty) Roark and his bride
to be, Miss Nancy Ii lows, left
that place Monday afternoon in
an auto for Silver City where
they were to be made as one.
However the machine broke
down and they didn't arrive here
until IL O'Clock Monday night.
The groom udaunted, rousted out
County Clerk Venable who issued
tho marriage license. Then the
couple repaired to the M. E.
parsonage where Rev. StocKland
was soundly sleeping the sleep of
the just. He too was routed out,
but smillingly appeared and per-
formed the ceremony that made
them man and wife. Both young
people are we'll known and popu-
lar at Hurley where the groom is
employed by the Chino Copper
Co. Enterprise.
Mr. Roark is a former Duncan
boy and will be wished long
and happy welded life by his
many friends here,
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
w. E. Spaw Passes Away

Last Thursday night occurred
the sad death of w E. Spaw in
Clifton after an illness of about
two years. Mr.. Spaw is an old
timer of Greenlee county and at
one time lived in Duncan. Robert
Spaw, a brother Of the deceased
came from Texas to the bedside
of his brother and just arrived
an hour before his death. Many
relatives were present at the
funeral.
The many friends of the
SpaW's in Duncnn will join in
extending their heartfelt sym
pathy to the bereaved family.
Interment was made in the
Clifton Cemetery.
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
Man Tries TO Hang Self in
City Jail

Phoenix, Dec. 16. Antonio Ev
ara was very drunk when Police
man Duncan locked him up in
the city jail Saturday afternoon.
Five minutes later he was uncon-
scious and gasping for breath,
following an attempt to hang
himself in one of the cells Of the
lookup. Had it rot been for the
alarm which the prisoners gave
Evara would have been a subject
for the coroner rather than for
this afternoons police court.
Just what actuated Evara to
endeavor or to shuttle off is not
known for he refused to enlight-
en- the officers as to his motive,
it could hardly have been be cause
Of remorse due to his arrest. for
he has been a frequent o ccupan
of the city Jail. 1t may have been
because of his disappointment at
being separated from the oppor-
tunity to lay in an additional sup
ply of red liquor with which he
was already nearly floating.
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
Hunt is Surprised at Ash
urst's DOings

When Governor George w. P.
Hunt was told Friday that Sen
ator Henry Ashurst was going to
see President-elect, Woodrow
Wilson, with the avowed inten-
tion Of recommending Arizona's S
chief executive for secretary of
the interior. he was astonish-
ment personifed.
Its news to me-" he said
when he had caught his breath.
Il have certainly not been a can
didate for a cabinet position and
did not ask Senator Ashurst to
mention my name to Governor
Wilson. | am inclined to think
the story is a canard. "
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
Many People Slowly
Dying Of Starvation in
Mexico Republic
Condition of Inhabitants
DeplOrable
Miniug Man Describes
Misery of Revolution Suffer
ers; Several Families Are
Known to have Perished

Lowell, Ariz. = "The NOSE that
one observes the miserable con-
dition of the inhabitants in the
interior Mexican towns, the more
pressing seems the need of in
tervention, "said William Farrell,
deputy mining inspector who but
recently returned from Lowell
from an inspection tour of some
personal mining property In
Mexico. "The miserable condition
of the inhabitants is beyond de-
scription, said he, and the
lean bodies Of men, women and
children who have lived on
nothing but frijoles cooked in
rice water for the past several
months pres ent a pitiable sight
indeed. Often these frijoles are
not to be had and several families
are known to have died of starv-
alton. /"
The recent trouble in Mexico
was a hindrance to agriculture
and now that the winter season
has come on, the effects of the
devastation and warfare are be-
ginning to show on the people /.
Some stringent means must be
taken in behalf of the poor ig-
norant Mexicans who are slowly
but surely dying for want of food
and proper habitation and cloth
ing"
Mr.. Farrell stated that on his
return, while in Nogales, he had
met quite a few men who had left
Cananea on account of the trouble
therebut they were making
preparations to return as it
was their belief that the trouble
was all settled and there was
nothing more to fear
Mining conditions in Mexico
were at presant on a low ebb and
the properties on the border
were in no fourishing condition.
Much activity was going on in the
Patagonia district, he declared,
and good properties We're being
opened from which pay ore of
value was being mined.
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
Arizona Oranges in Cali
fornia

Arizona oranges are selling fol
80 cents a dozen in California.
This is going some, for in the
Golden State the people are un
der the impression that they are
growing the only oranges in the
west, and that the fruit is the
best, finest and sweetest to be
found in the whole wide world.
For years the orange growers Of
that state have had something cf
a monopoly in the orange mar
kets, but now a time has come
when they have to sit up and
take notice.
Not only is Arizona becoming
one of the orange growing states
Of the west, but when her orang-
es can bring 80 cents per dozen,
in the so-caIled home of the
orange, it is worthy of notice.
The best California oranges sell
in the market for 35 and 40 cents
per dozen, and when natives of
that state are willing to pay 90
cents per dozen, it shows that
they consider the Arizona orange
to those grown in their
own state.
The oranges that are selling
for 80 cents were displayed this
week in a window of one of the
largest grocery stores in San
Diego.
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
Lizard IS Inches on9
Is Caught By Dogs Within
City Limits Of Prescott
lguana Far From
Home

Gosee the Dragon, SAID
county Recorder Colwell, Thurs
Gay morning. AS news was rather
scarce, we were ready for a
dragon or any other old thing
that might come along But we
were a little bit suspicious that
the Dragon" might prove to be
OF the same porcelain composition
as some badgers we have OF
but we took a chance, anyway.
We were informed by Mr.. CO.
well that a beast or a reptile O.
a kind unknown to anyone VIII.
had yet seen it had been found
at ball park and killed by Bob
Robbins dogs, and that the crit
ter was at the Hoffman Bar on
North Cortez street.
Still dubious as to whether the
story was straight goods" or
not, we went to the Hoffman
determined that no kind of snakes
or reptiles they might have
should got the best of US.
Sure enough, there was good
foundation for the story about the
dragon, for stretched out in the
back yard was a acritter which was
fully as ugly as any mythologicaI
dragon or imaginary snake of tn
genus delirium tremens. Tha
porter of the Hoffman was in tn
act of skinnig what is really a
large iguana. 1t mersured 55 in
ches in length, about three feet
of which is tail. The body am
tail is banded, the bands being
about two inches in width, alter
nately black and silvery in colo
FROM the nope OF the neck, e.
tending about a foot down tie
backbone, is a crest of scales.
gradually decreasing in size fror
the head toward the tail. Tt
longest of these scales measur
about two inches.
According to Encyclopeda
Britannica, the iguana is edible
in fact, is considered a very
delicacy in South America. We
accept the statement withol
trial. Also, it's said there are 2g5
kinds of him which is too many.
This lizard is supposed to be
one which escaped from it's cage
while the carnival was showing
at ball park, few weeks ago.
Courier.
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
Governor Restores man to
Citizenship


Phoenix, Dec. Ex-Governor
Hunt issued the only pardon that
will be entered upon the books
of the state for the Christmas
season of 1912.
J. M. Pemberton of the north
ern part of the state, who a
number of years ago served ! a
term in the penitentiary and who
since his discharge from that
institution has lived an exemplary
life, was upon executive proclaim
alton restored to full citizenship,
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
An old mans Darling

Her form is like Diana's,
Her features are divine,
And we were lovers once, but oh,
| cannot call her mine!
Yes, once | held her in my arms,
Perhaps she loves me yet;
For oft there is upon her face
A look | can't forget.
But she's an old mans darling,
And he's her willing slave,
So now sic blithely spends the
casl
His first wife helped to save.
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
Good Farm For Sale

85 acres, IS in cultivation, sc
acres in Alfalfa, 5 acres in gar
den; 10 shares Of water; 4 horses,
2 milk COWS, 2 moving machines,
l hay baler, 2 wagons, l spring
wagon, new adobe house 4 rooms,
New barn, and all kiuds of small
tools necessary; all for $6, 500. 90.
CUMBO BROS, Box 327,
Duncan, Arizona
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01

President Ryan and all but two
other high officials of Union are
among those found guilty cf aid
ing plots of dynamite crews;
coast official is held to have as
sisted in the plot to blow up the
Los Angeles Times in which &c
were killed, and to have furnish
ed two men for crew.
Indianapolis. Ind, Dec. %.
Thirty eight labor leaders were
today found guilty Of participat-
ing in the Mcnamara dynamiting
plots, including the Wrecking of
the Los Angeles Times. Frank
Ryan, president of the Structural
iron Workers; Tveitmoe, Her.
bert Hockin and Eugene Clancy
are among those convicted. Two
Of the 40 men on trial were &C
quilted. The two found not
guilty are Herman Seiffert, of
Milwaukee, and Daniel Buckler,
Of Davenport, Iowa.
Those declared guilty were
found guilty on al the counts in
he indictments. The jury was
discharged, and court adjourned
until Monday when sentences
will be pronounced.
After Judge Anderson had
cleared the court room. the 38
prisoners were taken by the
United States marshal to the
county jail. Buckley and Sieffert
were discharged from custody.
Senator Kern, counsel for the
defense, declared that appeals
would be entered Immediately.
The conviction of Tveitmoe, Clan
cy and Mnnsey sustained the
governments charge that they
abetted the plot for the Los An
geles explosion in which 20 men
were killed, and that they as
sisted the escape Of J. B. McNa-
mara.
By it's verdict the jury also
sustained the charges that the
McNamaras were aided in a long
series Of out RACES by almost all
the executive officials of the un-
ion. Tveitmoe is charged with
not only supplying two men to
assist in the destruction Of the
Times, but of also having de-
nanded more explosions on the
coast. Also at the head Of those
found guilty is Herbert Hockin,
the "Iago of the conspiracy, "
who first initiated McManigal as
a hired dynamiter, and then be-
tlayed all the plotters to further
his own ambitions. 1t was he
" 40 whispered in the ear Of
D. tective Burns the names Of the
Tines dynamiters. "
Affecting scenes attended the
removal of the prisoners from
the court room. The wives of
the defendants leaned over the
ratings, calling to their husbands.
Mrs. Frank Higgins of Boston
collapsed. Mrs. John Barry, of
st. Louis, displayed another dis
position, however. She threw
h er arms about her husband and
bade him have courage.
The possible punishments vary
from a minimum to a maximum
of 80 years for each prisoner.
Judge Anderson intimated he
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
Great Honor for Wilson at
Old Home

Staunton, Dec. PA great
arch with the words welcome
home, = outlined by incandescen t
bulbs, forms the gateway thru
which the people Of Staunton
will welcome home tonight their
distinguished native son, Presi-
dent-elect Woodrow Wilson. The
other decorations of the city are
also extensive.
SPEAKS AT STATION
Princeton, N. J., Dec. 27.
Governor Wilson spoke off" / is
attack Of grippe today as he
started for Staunton, Va, hs
birthplace, where tomorrow he
will celebrate his 56th birthday.
Mrs Wilson accompanied him on
the trip.
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
J. G. Blaine Jr.

The ''Plumed Knight, the
Silvery tounged orator. will
tour the west the coming
year and will lecture in Duncan
in January or February, on
modern thought. common sence
and free speach, -Advt.
Duncan Arizonian., 1913-01-01
Local and Personal

L.
ton this afternoon on business.
FOR SALE:-1 gentle work
horse, or will trade for good
milk cow. Inquire at this office.
Uncle Alex Martin is in town
this week taking in the holidays.
M. A. Clouse was in town from
Franklin this morning.
LADIES COAT SUITS mad
to Order. See MRS. GOOCH. 81
Jas. A. Smith was in town
from his farm up the river this
morning.
FOR SALE-Indian Runner
ducks. The Red Rock Poultry
ranch, Duncan. 8ft
Bart Upton has returned to
town after several days days
absence.
Gus Hobbs was down Lords
burg last week,
Good: d:-corp field pasture for
cattle or horses for about thirty
days apply to B. A. Wilson.
A large number of the cattle
men with thier families have
been taking in the holidays in
our little city.
DREsSMAKING. TAILORING, AND
HAIR WEAVING. Mrs. Gooch, next
door to ARTzoNIAN office.
The annual Stockholders meet
ing of the Bank of Duncan will
be held on Monday, January 18th,
at the Bank of Duncan.
FOR SALE Lots in the
Burtcher-Tipton addition, 160 x
so feet, one share water with
each lot, cash or irlstallmeht plan;
also 2 lots in Block l. Inquire of
BART Upton.
John Evans has just received a
large supply Of 1913 calendars of
the Arizona Fire Insurance Co.,
of Phoenix, and the Firemans
Fund of San Francisco, Cal.
B. R. Lanneau returned from
Clifton this morning where he
went on business matters and to
attend a big Lodge feast which
was prepared at that place.
Notice is hereby given that
after the 1st of January ordinary
postage stamps will not be accept
ed as postage on 4th Glass; matter
and that parcels post stamps only
can be used for such purpose.
j. L. T. WATERS, P. NJ.
Last Thursday night the Uncle
81 Haskins troop played in the
Hobbs Hall and presented a very
interesting play, it was as good
a show as was ever seen in
Duncan.
j. L. Spaw made business
trip to Clifton Sunday where he
will probabley remain for
several days.
F. R SALE:-10 acres fine
land, 9 acres in cultivation, good
location for house; under Valley
Canal; one mile from Duncan.
For prices and full information
call or write, l.. GRANJETTO,
Duncan, Arizona. -Advt.
After many years residence in
Duncan MIR. and Mrs. w. K. Gard
ner will leave this afternoon for
Melcalf where they expect to
make their future home, they
are accompanied by their son-in-
law and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs.
D. B. Jordan.
Mrs. Osborn and daughter Mi S
Nina, mother and sister of Supt.
j. w. Aker went to Clifton yes
terday for a few days visit whith
Mr.. and Mrs. Seigel.
Mrs. w. j. Owens and little
daughter, is up from Stafford
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15

And he had carefully hunted out my b.
monOgrammed napkins for the occas-
81 tried to be as pleasant as possa
about Il. | think he could tell that 4
composure was forced, for he got aVs
as quickly as possible, suddenly 1
Numbering that he had TO hurry dow
town.
Il wasn't hungry for breakfast au
that. but I went into the kitchen 10 \
the condition Of things. II was Won
than my widest imaginings' Frank ID
spilled sugar all over the floor and n
dropped the egg box, so that the "a
were leaking slowly through, he d
fried one batch Of eggs TO a crisp andh
left them In the pan, stuck fast, while
used another pan for other eggs n
air was blue with smoke
But what's the use Of going into o
tails II was beyond endurance,
But I've a different opinion than
had before Of the lazy things who
I'm bed and like to he served with ths
breakfast while their houses go to va
and ruin, I've no further desire loI
one Of them!"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15
Proof Positive.
THE notice in the restaurant win
dow said Assistant Cook Want

THE notice in the restaurant win
dow said Assistant Cook Want
cd" and the shiverins alien
walked straight in.
lie was directed Co tire kitchen.
where DE- discovered two men. One
was the chef. ana the other appeared
tu ne engaged in the mental task NJ
washing dishes Turning to the for
wer the wouid-be assistant cook
asked.
gym I Goe I hat come about tina:
Job"
Blu, the ouIy reply he got FROM the
august head Of culinary matters was
"a nod iu the direction Of the man at
.ae sink and curt.
ASK the boss"
Not sn much 'alk yog," cried The
Z uaHiIue-ed applicant "rha. can't Oe
Z the 5u7 The boss don't wash up.
sou raU ftr"
The Individual as tla ~laR. who had
7 iHst finished ary.uE stack OF plates
4 hem. Interrupted tHa conversation ir
dramatic style by letting them mI tu
-HH ground enl SMASH ro atoms Then
turIIu- fu Che seaUdlIi.eI FOREIGNER
/ D. .srIums4. n-us Hut uuICGTs.
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