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Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
FOR SALE.

S125o
 will buy a 4C acre farm situated a few miles from Westerly and a short dis- tance to a thriving manufacturing vil- laEe. Cottage house. barn, crib and hennery, plenty of fruit and wood for buy good farm cheap. Enquire about will buy-an SC acre farm situated two miles from Westerly. E. l., and a 1O- minute walk to tcelley, Land pro- duotive and smooth large house. barn and crib. wagon shed some fruit on R. F. D. ssse cash puts the farm in your possession. Investigate. Is all ask for one of the finest farms in the state of C0nnecstcU 66 acres. DO moving, 25 pasture. 10 wood and tim Der; keeps 10 cows. without silo. house has rooms with ell. horse barn 74 bT Ss, cow barn go. by 50. 8 hog houses, IT by 46, crib 14 by 25. henneries 10 by 3J each, wells, never failing springs; pasture borders a be4utirUi pond: loo apple trees, 46 pear trees a5 plum trees, 50 peach, apricot. one quarter of an acre straw berry batch raspberrles. all kinds of roses and clubbing vines. Will take d mortgaga on the place if desired. Possession given in 30 days Don't let this oppor- unity slip
 WILLIAM A. WILCOX.
 Real Estate Breker.
 Westerly. R. I.
 Phone connection. Free transportation
 in auto. Jan25d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
DAVIS THEATER.
Presenting Sarah Bernhardt in the Master PhotopIay Queen Elizabeth, ia Four Parts.

The opportunity to see the worlds greatest actress, Mime Sarah Bern
 hardt, in her greatest character, Queen
 ElsEabeth. Is one that theatregoers seldpm have. especially for five and ten cents at matfnees. But that is exactly what is happening at the Da- wis theatre this week. when a won derful motion picture posed for by this wonderful actress is the feature of g. great programme. No one should miss this opportunity which Manager Da- wis Is offering at great expense. The picture is in four parts and every de- tail is carried out, without regard to expense quite worthy of the wonder fui French star, whose powers of fla clal expression and panton1me are so wonderful that one can almost hear every word oft the great drama woven around Eifzzbath's fatal love. the love of her fife and its terrible disappofnt- ment when it proves unworthy Of her trust and sacrifices Historically the play is produced ScenfcalIy and cos- tuned with extraordinary accuracy and the whole production is the most wondsrful the motion picture world has ever had. And this is only one. of the many exceptaonai Features on the current program. Teacher Want ed Is Imaginable and very exciting western comedy drama, telling the trials of young school rna'aiq with her rough fun loving cowboys. Mabsfs two real good Keystone comedies, the kind that make yon sit up and smile. The vaudeville part Of ths program consists of Whitman and Davis, wfe His Lsfs1e Gaz5se, The Laasfags, tive clever eymnasts, asad szBeReHfs of physical culture. Manager Al Craig after rfznzSTSsEs FAa51ssts, has also rrorzased ts sahg a@1zzag taais haT and to miss saaaS epsSEEaaiEg &@ hear him again.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
YANTIC HAPPENINGS
lee from O'Hearn's Pond Being Drawn
 to Bean HaH-viIIass Interests.

Supt- Clifford Costial of the Yantic Woolen company is spending several days in New York on business.
 Mrs. Earle Hofbrook of Columbia fig spending a few days with her sister. Mrs. Thomas LdlHbridge.
 Avery Brothers of Bean Hall have been hauling ice from Stephen O'HeaHu's pond to their icehouses, not having thick enough ice on their own pond to harvest.
 Supt. c. W. Emerson of WiIIimantfc was in town Wednesday.
 Miss Myra Codding of Danie1son was a recent guest of friends in the village.
 Miss Bertha Weeks, who has been in the Backus hospital for treatment for the past eight weeks, was able to sit up for ten minutes Tuesday.
 The temperature Monday and Tues- day, 32 degrees at noon, wac in con- trast to that of Friday, the 21st, when the thermometer showed 62 degrees.
 Miss Lena Conn was called to New London Tuesday by the illness Of MrE. Louis Schwartz, her sister.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
BREED THEATER.
Prunnsnent Guests of Gould. Shepard Wedding in Patise Weekly Today.

As usual, the marvellous pathe Weekly at the Breed today tells all of the Important up-te- the minute happenings in both the old and the new wursd, but in addition to these, interest centres in the scenes of the Gouid-Saepard wedding. These in- clude a splendid close view of the Gould home, the arrival Of the guests at the station and all of the immed- fate family have kindly posed in sep srsate groups for the benefit of the public. Oil and Water. the big two- reel production of the Biograpk is a dramatic triumph. and features as enc of it's prominent attractions the Greek classical dance. The Dance of the ETeetinG Hours. which is in seven parts each of which has a description pre- ceding it. This is thoroughly artis- tic and is easily the gem of the pro gram, while A White Rose, is a re- markedly clever comedy along refined lines. Miss Margaret Shea, soprano, is heard in finely rendered songs-
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
POETRY
SWAT THn MAYOR.

A friend and admirer of Mayor Ar ntoIu, who evidently sympathlzes with HE frials in .eonsaderation of the criticisms lions which daily beset him. has sent nm the following string of stanzas, Wnlen the mayor highly appreciates, ana says he will sacredly preservei If your hens refuse to lay.
 Blame the mayor; h you fail to draw your pay
 Blame l.le mayorj 1T y0ufA false teeth break in two. And your food you cannot chew, ~ blame the mayor. If your street is never paved, .
 Blame the mayor, If your soul is never saved.
 Blame the mayor; If your collars torn and split And up your shirt there fs a slit
 Blame the mayor. If the water main runs dry.
 Blame the mayort If some one blacks your eye,
 Blame the mayor, If your seweR is not lald And your taxes are not pa1As
 Blame the mayor. If your weeds grow on your lawn,
 Blame the mayor; If your summers cash is gone
 Blame the mayor; ~ If you have oVerGO2& And old winters got your geaN,
 Blame the mayor.
 
 Blame the nnayor; . If your kids catch chicken pex,
 Blame the mayor; If your Jersey COW dries up And you lose your pointer pup,
 Blame the mayor. If your taxes are too big,
 Blame LAe Il7sy041 If your neighbor keeps . NAR
 Blame the mayors If the street lamps do not light. If your crossing is sight,
 Blame the mayor. Al If the trains too fast do speed,
 Blame the mayor; If the ordinance they exceed.
 Blame the mayor; "A If the engineers are fined " And the trains are all behind.
 Blame the mayor. bg If you're sore at all mankind,
 Blame the nayori If your pants are patched behind
 Blame the mayor. If he doesn't trade with you, Roast him till he's black and blue. Give him thund er-thGt's his due.
 Blame tAe mayor.
 Denver Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
w. O. Stanton Get. Divorce.

Judge Curtis has granted decree of divorce in the suit for Wilfred O. Stan- ton vs. Nellie Stanton. The suit was heard last Friday at the short ca1en- dar session at New London and Judge Curtis reserved decision. The ground was adultery, and the evidence secur- ed by a detective in @ HoIyoire hotel was used. His deposition showed that with hdr. Stanton he visited tine hotel and found Mrs. Stanton occupying a room with a man not\1aer husband, sR1t Una nneoutn11aA
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
RuGTROM

Will sell at my farm in Lebanon. one and one-haif miles north from Bozrahville, on Monday, March 3rd, or three tons of second quality hay, ten hens, six drag plank. one good blow.
 If said day be stormy. next fair week day. ~A
 E. A. LooMfs.
 Lebanon. Conn
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
Auditorium Has corieing Good Vasde-
 vile and Picture Bill Today.


 An all feature program is listed at three acts listed could i'll the head line position. The picture part has been well looked after, and when you combine the two you have com bination that is hard to beat.
 Emmet and EmInet, in their Irish singing speciality. On the Banks of Killarney. have an act that appeals to both old and young. Their fine sing ing will appeal to the grown ups, and their scenic effects, and livestock con- sistfng of pigeons. rabbits. doves, dogs and roosters, will please the young folks.
 Tabaldf, the Russian boy violin vir- instrument and is rapidly forging to the front. and it is predicted that he will equal if not excel the famous Mischa Elman- If yon like good music here it is.
 Skipper Kennedy and Reeves, a male trio of vocaIists, are one of the best acts of this kind on the road this season. All three men are great sing srss and all of their songs the latest. A fine act.
 When you stop to consider that the Auditorium has introduced all of the notable film features to Norwich, such as the first two films in which Sarah three reel features ever seen in this city, and countless others, including the famous Lion picture this week. 1t must be admitted that this house sets the pace in the film line for Nor wtch. Today's features are Animated Weekly No. 47. 1913, showing the fam olfs GoUld-ShepaTd wedding and other views. The Ga1lop of Death, an Eclair drama with the famous tiger, and an Imp comedy, A Double Deception.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
What Is Going On Tonight.

Moving Piotures and Illustrated SonSs ct the Breed Theater.
 VaudaviIls and Moving Pictures at the Audftorfan. Theatre Mass at United Lenten Service at Trinity Episcopal Church.
 Drill or Fifth Company, c. A. o. C.
 Dow Camp. No. z1s7. R. N-. meets in Bill Block
 F. meets in Odd Fellows Hall
 lafayette Council. No. 2o7. L,U. St. J. B.. meets ln Forastefss Hall.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
LEGAL NOTICES.
TAX NOTICE. Ts the Taxpayers of the Tswa of Franklin.

All persons liable to pay taxes in Town Of Franklin, State of Cenn.. are hereby notified that I have a warrant tp levy and collect a tax of thirteen ti5} mills on the doHar list of 1912, due and payatle March s0s 1913, also & warrant to levy and collect all per sonal .taxess due in Franklin March 1st, 1918. each of such persons being as sessed the sum CT Two Dollars as his personal tax All persons neglectnS this notice must be proceeded against as directed by the laws of this State. And for the purpose of collecting and receiving the above taxes [ shall be at my house March 20 and sf, 1913. in No. Franklin and March 25. 1913, at o'clock a. m to 2 o'clock D. m- On April T. 1913, at Franklin Town House, from 10 o'clock a. m to 2 o'clock p. m. After May 1st, 1913. interest at tha rate of per cent will be added freH the time these taxes became due.
 Dated at No. Franklin. Conn, Feb. A. 1913 EUGENE W. CLARKE,
 fsbz7 7maF1O-1e Collector.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Schwartz Bros. twelfth prize letter written by 0. W. Carpenter appears in this mornings issue.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST, SPRAYED OR STOLEN from ny place in Canterbury 8 golden col lie with s0n,te OH neck and breast. Tag eg66, GaatesbaFy. Please caEn- 1faHnisate with M. r. Shea. Wauregaa, Ct, GaRterbgRg Road. feb2sd
 LOST-A4edinra size yeT1ow and white lseagia hound, Ne 5S851. PIfnam; re- waFd Wrife Joseph DneIaass Putnam, Conn. Eel 6s-i4 fee2Sd
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
c. F. MACFARLANE ...... Auctfoneer
 AUCTION
FRIDAY, FEB. 2s. 1918, Positively at 1o.3e g. m. sharp,

 at 165 Ash street, WiIlimantic. the fol- lowing: horses, good family mare. 1 cheaper one; good yopn~ cows, Z due to freshen March Il; heifers. 2 team wagons. nearly new; | good light tWo-horse dump cart; 1 surrey, used but little; good Concord buggy; Q sets team harness. nearly new; 3 ex- press harnesses; l set light driving harness, nearly new; 1 surrey harness, nearly new; good buggy harness; lot of horse collars; 1 moving machine; i; horse rake and weeder, all new sum- mer of 1912; 2 one-horse bob sleds; 1 twe-horse sled; l log. boat; spring tooth harrow; disk harrow; l ou1ti- vat0r, shifting pole, or toms good hay. lot of corn fodder. go or 40 bush- hog wire. l 1.oGo- gallon cypress water tank, l cutting machine. feed box, l corn sheller. 2 blows. 1 lot heavy and light chains. blankets. robes. l wheel barrow. l set tackle blocks. set plat form scales, etc.
 Reasons for selling will be given at opening O. sale. Sale will start at 10.3G sharp rain shine. Absolutely every thing thie bill will be sold day of sale. regardless of price. Terms cash.
 feb24d GEO. M. FLINT.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27

LaiKuei Liang. a 1908 graduate of the Massachusetts Agricultural Col lege, has been appointed vice minis Chinese republic, and has begun the issue of the Chinese Agricultural Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
AUCTION

On account of being obliged to leave immediately for Europe I will positive ly selL the following property at my farm located between South KiIlingly and MoosEp Pond, on the Moosup Pond Hin Road on
 Friday, February 2s, 1913,
 at 10 o'clock a. m.
 One pair of Farm Horses. weight 225o. good Cow. Harnesses, Wagons, all kinds of Tools, Hay. Corn, Pota- toes, Turnips and quantities of artf- cies too numerous to mention.
 If decidedly stormy sale will take place first fair day. Terms cash. Caterer in attendance.
 HENRY LEWIS.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

Hawaii last year exported 100000 cases of pineappIes and 100000 gall Ions of juice.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27

There is comparatively little live stock in the Congo. Cattle do not thrive on account of the deadly tset5e fly, and horses gre almost tnlnowns Except for two companies, one of which has large herd of 4,000 cattle, no organized effort Is made to increase the live stock in the country.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27

Incandescent lamps in which the filaments are in the form of an in verted cone have been found to give one-f1fth more light than those of the same size in which f1laments form cylinders.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
45 SALE HORSES

Another express car of 2S Horses just arrived, making a total of 45 Horzes that want to dispose of at once. Some Of all kinds. w eishing HOO to 1900. All nicely broken. Come and see
 ELMER R. PLERSoN,
 Tel. 1139 feb12d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
S1.OO0.

will buy @Tsuge, Barn. Henfaouse. If acres of Land. 70 Apple Trees. Well located and with plenty of water
 B. A. PREATfcE Rtsaas 3oo.y aa ciix sfnaat
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich, on the 2eth day of Febrn- ary A. D. 1913.
 Present-NEL.SON J. AYLTNG. Judge. Norwich, in said District, dec eased- Ordered, That the Executor cite the creditors of said deeeased to bring in their claims against said estate within six months from this date. by posting notice to that effect, together with a copy of this order. on the sign post nearest to the place where said deceased last dWe1t, and in the same town, and by publishing the same once in a newspaper having circulation in said District. and make return to this Court.
 NELSON J. AYLdNG, Judge. The above and foregoing is true Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH,
 Clerk. NoTICE-AIl creditors Of said de- ceased are hereby notified to present their claims agains: said estate to the undersigned at R. F. D. No. g, Norwich. Conn.,, within the time limited in the above and foregoing order.
 s. CLINTON ROGERS, feb27d Executor-
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27

The annual crop of cocoanuts in Trinidad and Tobago aggregates about 25,oo0,00o cocoanuts. About feur-fifths of this number are ex- ported, most of them to the United States. The exports for 1909 were o.30o,1 ITS. for 1910 they were 19.605s 77e and for 1911 they were 21,Ss7.0S1.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27

E. L. Hsieh. 1909 graduate of the same college, is chief of the bureau of interpretation of the same depart ment. and is engaged in translatinE into Chinese the agricultural litera- ture of other countries Fl. Jen, also a 1909 graduate, is director of the agricultural experiment. station at Mukden, Manchuria.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27

Honolulu imports from the United e77.21s in 1911 and S2O,2SS,017 in 1910
 Exports to the United States likewise increased reaching $5S,989, ,22s. in con- trast with $40.312.437 and $45,440,7 706 in 1911 and 1910, respectively. Im- ports from foreign countries amount ed to $6.59s.444, while exports to the same countries reached sstasesA -
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27
ADVERTISEMENTS under inc hesdlno of WANTED FOR SALE RENT."
  Sc per line, six words to the line
WANTED.

WANTED-Orders for custom made corsets- Mrs. James. 161 Main St., up one flight feb2Td
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27

FOR sAI.E-A 1912 Overland delivery car. Can be seen at 30 Town Street, NorWich Town. 1eh2Gd
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27

FOR SALE-For $500. good 45-acre farm good four-r0om house and barn, timber L. ". care Bulletin. No agents.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-02-27

FOR SALE-Chauffe eur's driving oGat. Call at 96 Franklin. W. P. M. after D. n. EsD1ed
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-16
COAST GALE IS
EXACT|NC TOLL
Five Vessels Swamped and
Seven Lives Lost in Mas
sachusetts Storm.

Highland Light. Mass. Oct. 16.-
Two more barges were sunk and fou,
more lives lost today in the storm
which has been sweeping the Mas
sachusetts coast three days at an av.
erage of sixty miles an hour.
The total toll of the gale is five
vessels and seven lives. Most Of. the
accidents occurred off Cape Code.
The barge j. r. Thomas was wreck
ed OFF Wellfleet: four lost.
The barge Oakland was wrecked off
Truro; two lost.
A seine boat was wrecked off Sand
wich: one lost
The barge Sumner r. Mead was
wrecked off Wellfeet: all saved.
The schooner Henry d. May was
wrecked off Chatham: all saved.
Tho latest Mexican question is:
How long will it take Huerta to
reach a vessel OH the coast when his
successor is elected.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-16

New York, Oct. 16..-Mrs. Clarence
H. Mackay. suffrage leader and wife
of the head Of the Postal Telegraph
Gable company. broke her silence to-
day regarding the million dollar suit
filed against her by Catherine K.
Blake, for alleged alienation of the af-
fections Of her husband, DIR. Joseph A.
Blake. surgeon.
Through her personal counsel, Ar
thur c. Train. Mrs. Mackay denied all
of Mrs: Blake's allegations in for
NAL answer filed in the supreme court
and characterizes Mrs. Blake as one
who has n jealous. disposition an un-
governab1e temper, and mo affection
or love for her husband" who at one
time, 1t is alleged. she threatened to
kill.
Ayers No Affection.
Since 1895. Mrs. .Mackay AYERS, Mrs.
Blake has had no affection for the
doctor.
"On the. contrary" the answer con-
tinues, 'sle has sought to injure his
good name and by constantly spread
ing among his patients friends and
relatives false and unjust rumors and
accusations against him regarding his
eAAsAAhA>s - Win GSuSI WOIIISII anu Ills
neglect of his married obligations and
has constantly declared to said per-
sons that she. the said plaintiff, de-
spised and hated her said husband,
desired to ruin him; and that during
the year 1905 and repeately thereaft-
er. she. the said plaintiff. threatened
to Kill hor said husband.
Estrangctl From Husband.
'"By reason OF the facts alleged in
the preceding paragraph the plaintiff
is. and at all times mentioned in the
complaint. has been estr: k!gcd from
her said husband and has utterly de-
stroyed whatever affection or love he
may have had for her.
Mrs. MaclIay allegc; further that
pr: Blake has not lived with the plain
tin as his wife since the year 1904.
long prior to the tii.,e when he first
knew or had any acquaintance with
the defendant"
Mrs. Mackay says she did not meet
DR.. Blake until 1909. long after the
breach had come between him and his
wife and she prays therefore that the
case against her be dismissed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-16
THAT IS RESULT
OF PRIVATE VOTE
Final Decision, However, is
Not Made up to Late
Hour Today
FOUR ARTICLES
ARE VOTED ON
Suppression Of Evidence, Failure to
Report Subscriptions and Expenses,
Perjury and Converting of Funds to
Own Use are Sound Charges.

Albany. Oct. 1G.-It is reported
that the Impeachment court in.
formally voted to remove Sulzer,
the ballot being 43 to IL.
The vote to disqualify him from
over holding another Office lost
unanimously.
The governor Is reported to
have been held guilty on articles
one, two, six and four.
These articles embody the.
charges of filing a false statement
penses: p " thu, he sa was guilty SeS Of VII. sn
full perjury in signing his name
to statement OF expenses: that he
suppressed evidence. and that,
prior to the election. he appro.
priatcd campaign contributions to
his own use.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-16
hIChSCH00l NO PLACE
FOR SLIT SKIRTS THO
THEY May Be ALRIGHT

Weir. Kansas. Oct. 16.-Slit
skirts are barred from the pub
lie schools as q result of the ap-
pearance in the high school of
two girls wearing that style of
dress. The school authorities told
the girls they ''must wear moro
skirts or stay away from school,"
The high school principal issn.
cd statement defending slit
skirts in themselves but declaring
they are not the proper dress for
the school room because of the
fancy hosiery usually accompany.
ing them.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-16

e eehicsas ust: :
day shot and, killed Walter Paul, a
grocery clerk. His wife told him that
Paul had attacked her. Keith tele-
phoned the police and was arrested,
Keith is superintendent of construc-:
ton for the Aurora. Elgin & Chicago
railroad. and in his pocket was found
q written statement of his wife. de.
claring that Paul had first attacked
her a year ago when he delivered gro-t
ceries at her home. She said she fear
ed to tell her husband, but when he
made another attack on her recently,
ithe-secret. became too burdensotne. :.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-16

Washington, Oct. 1s.-Andrcw R.
gresham from the Twentieth district
Of Pennsylvania, is very much of a
self-made man.. From the position Of
errand boy in country store to mem-
Der Of congress is a long step. He land
ed his job as errand boy at the age
Of 13 and became a member of con-
gress at So. In the intervening years
he was making money as we'll as ad
vancing himself in position. He is
the big man; OF Hanover. where he
lives. He is a director in the bank.
treasurer in printing company, di-
in number of manufacturing enter
prises. -
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-16
WAR OPERATIONS
RESUMED TODAY
ie
Rebels Refuse Peace Treaty
and Foreigners Advised to
Leave Puerta Plata.

! H@Dominso, Dominican Republic,
Oct. 16.-Rebels in Puerta Plata today
refused to accept the treaty Of peace
offered by the government, and war
operations were resumed.
Incident to the resumption of hos
tilities. the government advises for
eigners to depart
Puerta Plata recently fell into the
hands of the rebels. and it was
thought that peace negotiations had
been successfully carried out till to-
days announcement.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-16
GRAND FORKS IS
after CONVENTION
This City May Have State
Organization Again
Next Year.
=
INCORPORATION IS
CAUSE OF ELECTION
Same Personnel Makes up stafE-Mr,.
Pennybacker. President of National
Organization. Will Reach Fargo th;.
Evening.

We have now reached our ma
1or1ty and as an incorporated body
can sue and be sued. and perchance
pursue and be pursued, which will
interest some of u.s."
President.
'"The modern girl cannot kean q 4
high standard Of morality Karbed
In the dress Of women of the lovn.
er world.
The skirt should be two yards
around the bottom and not skin
tight anywhere"
Miss Martha Fulton.
II you pick UP papers for your
husband at home 20 home and
make change tomorrow morning.
Tell MIN you can't wait on all the
family"
Miss Nellie Farnsworth.
Women pick out the novel.
they read from the public library
by the binding and colored plates
They pay little attention to the
subject matter"
PROF. Gottfried Hult.
The greatest work a club can
do is to start public library in II,
community"
Miss. Alice Paddock.
The reason that Eve ate the an.
pie was that she had not planned
her meals ahead.'
-Miss. Nellie 'Farnsworth+.