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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-16
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
New york PressO

7
Wives may keep some men poor, but
they keep more out of Jail
Sin sorrows under punishment.
Being unhappy without love doesn't
mean you would be happy with IL.
A man can earn several livings. but
get only one out of IL for himself
Women put their most genuine feel
ing into their love; men into their
friendship.
The difference between the average
man and woman is how she will wOr-
ship him when he isn't worth it and
how he won't her when she is.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-16
DECIDEDLY NOT.

Dear Miss Fairfax: 7 am 20. and re-
Gently met a pretty blonde, 1 assume
she is about - years old
Whenever L see her she gives me
pleasant smile
Would il be proper for me to ap-
prOaeh her and thereby introduce my
self Raymond.
Such a procedure would be treat
ing her with disreSpect. You must
wait for an introduction.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-16
TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND.

Dear Miss Fairfax: 1 would like to
establish a home. I have no woman
acquaintance Can you give me any
help or direction toward the attain
ment Of my desire either through So
cial or direct introduction? II. G. NJ
Tell the best friend you have among
the men, If he is married he will tell
his wife. and every woman is, at the
bottom Of her heart, a born match
maker. She will see that you meet
other women and have a choice.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-16
CERTAINLY NOT

Dear Miss Fairfax. Ny sister got
married and I bought her some flow
ers. Should the groom be insuIted
because I bought them2 G. B. J.
It was an attention kindly meant.
and If the groom is sensible he will
receive it in that spirit.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-16
Letters to The Herald.

IAN communications must bear the
Of the writer, but the name
viii be withheld if requested
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-16
Women For the School Board

VT OMEN taking the school affairs
Wv
n
should
at elected o the
problems public
plan Walthan
their regular organizations candidates for the board
determined to The
dOn Of California and the total land holdings Of japanese the
he something TO
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-16
Susie SmaIt
By GELETT BURGESS

Susie Smdlt
"Oh," says little
Susie Smalt,
1T Is someone
else's fault
'She began it,"
She's to blamel"
She's the one that
spoiled the camel
So Goops always
blame each other;
Do you own up
your fault to MOthe
Don't Be 4 Goopl
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-16
Women as Office Holders.

Despite their increasing political
power women SO far are not showing
any great desire to hold Important pU-
litiCaI positions There always have
been one or more women members of
ire Colorado legislature and now there
is a woman state senator In Wyoming
FOR the first time, this year there are
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-04-11
THE AMERICAN ISIS UE
April II, 1913.

That was where the pigs made mistake Evanston was
only thinking The for thought the elimination II
the blind pigs from such elevated society.
"We cannot chase them any further away, Evanston
thought because they already beyond jurisdiction
They refuse to Shoe and dogs cannot the deade
to bite them.
"Wel then" concluded Evanston, well adopt these
blind pigs We will make them and can do what
we please with own
SO adopt the blind pigs Evanston didat Tuesdays cleo
ton 1t Just extended its borders include the sites OF those
animals And now it is doing what pleases with its
1t is leading its blind pigs to the slaughter
Chicago might profit by Evanston's campaign There
are of things knows it wants, and some knows
doesn't want With Evanstons persistence and determine
ton it might please itself both ways.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-04-11
And That's the Way They
Do in Kansas"

Rev. Elmer Sinclair, former pastor Of the Chris
tan church at Watseka this state now located in
Kansas City, Kansas, in writing friends at Watseka
says:
We have twentyeigh counties without single inmate i'll
their poor houses fortynine counties without single pris
the pentenary, and thirteen counties only
each in year. This city kansas City, Kan) has lost
much by putting the saloon In the first
of law enforcement rule the city had 100000
surplus before it bankrupt Homcdes have decreased
cent decreased nearly oneha and bank deposits
have grown 81 per cent.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-04-11

them on account OF drunkenness Sixty-one were
PEELED, most of them account OF drunkenness.
brighter eyed healthy looking thousand
BOYS no one and they deserve the protecting
arm of the state
The modern battleshp is a mass of machinery
and one great European power during the last five
years has lost three batteshps through neflciency
Twenty minutes of naval battle with modern battle
ships will settle the fate of empire Efficiency must
be had and is the duty of the state to assist the gov
eminent at Washington.
The venerable Mrs John A. Logan in spite of her
great age has worked hard this winter for this egsa
tion and only the secretary of the navy but the
secretary of and Mr. George c. Perkins, chairman
of naval affairs of the senate have all assured her Of
their anxiety this very necessary legislation
To show the consequences of drinking on the lads,
recently citizen of Lake Forest passing through
the county Jail at Waukegan, and he was Mortified to
notice five of these handsome boys herded with COM
mon criminals The boys were about seventeen or
eighteen years old The following their COM
pany: Five robbers two bigamists one rapist
three burglars and two murderers, white man
and one negro. Both of these in the Joliet
penitentiary for life.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-04-11
Brewery Earnings Fall Off

Entirely consistent with the internal revenue re-
port which shows marked decrease in the consump-
ton of beer for the last fiscal year the preceding
is the annual report Of the United States Brewing
Company, of Chicago, which shows falling off in
the earnings of that company for the last year.
After paying dividends on the capital stock this
report shows deficit of $4,000 compared with
surplus of over $4,000 in the previous year The
following is from the Chicago Inter-Ocean of March
~:
The annual reports of the United States Brewing COM
pany of Chicago the manufacturing corporation, and the
Milwaukee and Chicago Breweres, limited of London the
securities holding issued at the local Offices
of the former company in this city yesterday.
The statements, which the fiscal ended Sep
&c. 1912 show that the local breweries experienced
the the last three of both sales and
earnings The sales of beer aggregated barrels for
the decrease of 6o4 barrels compared with the
ceding twelve months Profits resulting from operations of
the American company $7283 compared with $780,
238 in the previous year. and after meeting all operating
penes fixed charges and paying $4,000 in dividends the
capital stock there deficit of $2236 The latter
pares with surplus of $27,337 in the previous year.
The English company derived 3o,813 pounds from the
American company and after meeting all of its obligations
surplus was III pounds
The decrease earnings attributed principally to
the abnormay high prices which ruled during the for
all kinds of materials and supplies consumed in the brew
ing business.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-04-11
One Way to Kill Blind Pigs

Evanston was successful in the effort to
the blind pig territory adjacent that city The Issue
took occasion last week to commend Evanston's
ton in this matter and takes pleasure in con-
graduating the city its There is ques
ton that Evanston will deal effectively with its
newly acquired blind pigs 1t is gratifying to know
that some of the great daily papers are commencing
this beautiful college town for its courageous way OF
handling difficult situation. The following editorial
is from the Chicago Examiner of April A.
Evanston Sets Good Example for Chicago
Evanston evokes the admiration of its neghbors. 1t
knows what when it it, and generally figures
way get it. Also, it knows, sometimes, what
doesn't and by strategy otherwise contrives to get
rid of those things that undesirable
witness of which last cited the of the blind
pigs
Evanston made its mind right at the beginning that
would be antalcohoc When built itself away north,
where the lake breeezs pure, Keep Off the
Grass sign against the demon That sign has been kept
freshly painted with the lettering sharp and clear since
Notwithstanding the sign, though, the demon
fused regard Evanston sacred1y closed precinct So
there about the blind pig
That numbering animal began roofing around the by
back alleys of Evanston first The Evanonians
the dogs him. But sort o pig is stubborn animal
The blind that Evanstons black beast declined
further than the border line There he
made his habitation and multiplied.
Evanstonians did like blind pigs for neghbors
better than they liked them in their streets.
Seemingly though they helpless They became almost
quiescen and the blind pigs waxed fat and Impairment
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
LOCALS

Whipple, local piano tuner. Phone
554.
Wanted-Gooi. clean rags at the
East Oregonian office.
Joe Ell. insurance, room Ameri-
can National Bank bldg.
For bottled sodss and beers, phone
Paul Hemmelgarn. lit.
Just received, one carload Of cedar
posts at J. A. Borie Lumber Co.
Found, on street, fountain pen.
Owner can have same by calling at
Georgia restaurant.
Wanted-Good strong woman for
general work at Lehman Hot Springs.
Call by telephone.
For rent--Nicely furnished suite
with board one block from Main
street Phon Main $50.
For Sale-Single buggy, good as
new, cheap. Can be seen at Carney
& Bradley barn. Call $40.
C. e. Rude. livestock and general
auctioneer. Terms and dates can oe
made with Mr.. E. L. Smith.
wanted-some one to lease me
their wheat or stock ranch on shares.
Address "P. N. B." this office.
wanted-Rellable girl or woman
for light housework. Snap for right
PARTY. Address Box A, Weston. Ore.
For sale-Restaurant and lodging
house, doing good business. Owner
leaving city. Inquire 1875 w. Webb.
Latest Victor and Edison Blue Am
berol records, also latest sheet music
received daily at Warren's MUSIC
House
Lost-Elk tooth chain with diamond
settings. Initials T. F. B. and 2SS
engraved on same VIII pay suitable
reward II returned to this office.
Lost-Pocket book between Clar-
ence Penland's and Farmer Edwards
Finder return to this office and re-
ceive reward.
wanted-To rent by responsible
party modern six room house, good
location. Call at this office for inior'
nation. Phone /.
For sale at a bargain. Modern
seven room house. For further par
ticulars address rs" care this office
or phone 569.
For sale-Six foot ice box, glass al
around. Will be sold cheap If taker
at once. Call at corner Of CAREER
and Webb. Joe Sullivan.
Penland Bros. new furniture val
moves all you have in one load. Gooe
warehouse storage; rates reasonable
Phone 33s or call Penland Bros' oA'
Main street. . -
Popcorn Crispette Machines MAKE
big money for the operator II 70.
are looking for cash cleanup tol
fair and Roundup call at Room 0
temple building. Get my offer Boz
341, Pendleton, Ore.
UNIQUE Shooting Gallery, $40 Man
street. next door to Bond Bros, nov
opep. Prize, mechanical and moVinl
targets. Prizes given 70 best sho,s
First prize a 5000 Remington r'iie
ID e. Brown, proprietor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
HIS MIND A BLANK
HE WANDERED AWAY

John w. Clay, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
George Clay OF Helix, who disappear
ed at Spokane six weeks ago, has re-
appeared and can give no account OF
his absence, declaring his mind has
been a blank. scar on his head
bears out his statement that he had
been struck a blow on the head. Tha
following item appeared in yester-
days Spokesman Review:
John w. Clay, street car con-
ductor who disappeared July Z after
his bloody cap was found by officers
beneath the Post street bridge, has re-
turned. Clay insists that his mind
has been blank since he droppeo
from sight. Mrs. Clay reached the
city yesterday from Rathdrum, Idaho.
after she had been notified by her
brother-in-law, NJ. e. Gordon, book
keeper of the Monarch OIL company
that Mr. Clay had returned to the
city. Clay. according to his state
ments to the police yesterday has
been working as fireman for the
Milwaukee and as a laborer in the
Cascade mountains"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
siage Hold.un at Cheyenne.

CHEYENNE, Wyo, Aug. 2S.--An
ancient frontier stage coach carrying
half dozen passengers. both men
and women, was held up here AS
the vehicle dashed into Frontier Park
sour mtn riding bronchos and wear
ing handkerchief masks, bore down n
the coacn firing revolvers and sawed
cff shotguns almost in the faces o:
t.A vase ngers, whJ replied With q
fusi.lade. The driver ard guard hav-
i,.g toppled from their seats, one of
the hirhwaymen grabbed the lead
h orscs' bride and brought the ca
r,ening coach to a stop. The f.g II
taken out of them, the passengers got
It 1T the terse order of the oard
leader, with one exception. The one
remained unseen by the robbers un-
der a pile of baggage AS the rob-
bers lined up the passengers to &c
through them the passenger in the
coach fired pointblank at the bandit
leader who dropped to the ground
Immediately the other passenger
sprang at the robbers and soon hat
them overpowered.
A posse from Cheyenne soon reach
ed the scene and checked up casual
ties. At least they went through tn
signs of checking them up for ther
weren't any. The whole thing was
"frame-up." It was the opening fea
ture of today's Frontier Day program
and was easily the most spectacula
of the many events yet staged, Th
celebration closes tomorrow.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
RIDES BUCKING COW
BEFORE BIG CROWD

ENTERPRISE, Ore, Aug. "a
Charles SPANS bucking COW was rid
den by John McFetridge at the fair
grounds last Saturday before crowd
of more than 1900 persons. The COW
proved a great Market Day attrac-
ton. Town and country people filled
the bleachers and massed around the
race track to see the spectacle. A
purse of 10 was given to the success
ful rider by business men of the town.
The COW, docile animal when re-
ceiying the treatment she feels she
Is entitled to, fought vigorously
against being saddled. She threw
the saddle several times before 1t could
be cinched. When Mr.. McFetridge
mounted, she started straight across
the open field bucking and pitching al
every jump, but not twisting or turn
ing. After he had gone few rods,
Mr.. McFetridge felt he had mastered
the cow and he rode to the finish with
his hands waving in the air.
Mr.. McFetridge had been practicins
for the trial for more than a week,
riding bull that resented being sad
died. In this way he became accus-
toned to the movements of a bovine
animal, and found no surprises in the
cows actions
A bucking horse owned by Clifford
Wade was also ridden before the
crowd. Fred Hearing mounted and
the animal started pitching and
plunging even more viciously than the
COW had done. 1t almost ran into a
post and fell. Mr. Hearing slipping
out of the saddle. He climbed on
again and conquered the horse with
out any further fishap.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
POWER OF THE PRESS
DISCUSSED AT THE HAGUE

THE HAGUE, Aug. 23.-"what the
Press Might Do for the Cause of
Peace" was the main question under
consideration at today's sessions of
the twentieth annual meeting of the
Universal Peace congress which has
been in convention since Monday.
Herr Fried and NJ. lie Foyer were to-
days chief speakers. Both empha-
sized the power newspapers have in
promoting peace among nations. Both
strongly condemned those newspapers
(which are continually clamoring for
war or warlike demonstrations behind
mask of false patriotism" Herr
Fried declared "the lingo press the
greatest menace of the present day
to commercial advancement" He
argued that the lingo" press by con-
tinually grasping every opportunity
for calling for war could not help
but stir up a certain amount of un-
settledness in business circles. The
congress will adjourn tomorrow
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
PERSONAL
MENTION

John Anderson of Helix was in the
city yesterday.
L. Brownell was up from his home
at Umatilla yesterday.
]. Shatton of Bingham Springs was
in the city for awhile yesterday.
Rev. B. F. Harper of Milton came
down this morning on the local.
]. L. CLANCY was numbered among
the Helix people in the city yesterday.
Mrs Ralph Stanfield OF Echo was
among the visitors in Pendleton yes
terday.
H, C. Manela of Milton was in the
city yesterday and spent the night
here.
Mrs Henry Arbogast returned to-
day from Meacham where she had
been spending her vacation.
! Miss Gladys Brownfield returned
today from Walla Walla where she
had been visiting with friends.
]. c. Royce and family of Helix are
leaving today for Portland. They ex-
pect to return to this county in the
fall.
! Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Penland arrived
home today from Lehman Springs
where they had been spending their
summer outing.
r. w. Fletcher and family returned
this afternoon from a camping trip
, that took them through HeppEer and
/ the southern part of Umatilla county.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cyrus C. Sturgis (Miss
Una Smith) arrived home this morn
ing from Long Beach where they
went Immediately after their wedding
, in June.
| Mrs Sam r. Thompson and dau-
| ghter, Miss Thelma Thompson, ar
! rived home this morning from Port
land where they had been spending a
couple of weeks.
Mark Patton has returned from
San Francisco where he accompanied
his son Robert who has entered the
! dental college of the University of
California.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
SUSPECTS ARRESTED
FOR TRAIN HOLD-UP

PORTLAND, Ore, Aug. 2S.-Fol-
lowing the arrest of two men, whose
Identities are being withheld. rumors
arc In circulation that detectives en-
gagged in the hunt for the robbers
who held up the Soo-Spokane limited
in SrlIrvan's gulch Tuesday night.
have landed their quarry.
Just what evidence has been gath
cred against the men is not know n.
They were taken into CUSTODY by
Detectives Hyde and Vaughn and jail
ed on suspicion" Beyond the state
ment that the men closely tally with
the descriptions of two of the bandits,
the officers are silent. When arrest
ed each suspect carried gun.
Leo Furlong, 23-year-old youth
who was arrested by Sheriff Word on
suspicion, and Harry Coleman, an
ex-railroad man who declared Fur
long was one of the robbers, are still
held in the county Jail.
Sheriff Word said that he will hold
them until he has made a thorough
investigation. Coleman was on the
train at the time it was robbed. He
said he recognized Furlong during the
robbery
Ed Wood. special agent for the o.
w. r. & N, declares Furlong could
have had nothing to do with the hold
up. as he believes the statements OF
Mrs Furlong, his mother, and a T.
year-old girl who declare Furlong
was sick at his home while the rob-
berry was in progress. Coleman is be-
ing held as a witness.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
SLIT TROUSERS WILL
BE NEW MEMS STYLES

Los ANGELES, Aug. 2S.-"Within
three months every city councilman
in California will be doing it. I'm
merely bit in advance of the rest
is the explanation given by P. ]. Dur
bin, city councilman of Vernon, who
exhibited the first pair of slit trous-
ers in Los Angeles. The trousers
occupied a prominent place on Dur
bins person, with a slit, revealing
his hose of binding crimson. "a
man must wear these to be really up
t" date" explained Durbin, who is 60
years old.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
Fortifying cables.

PARIS, Aug. 23.-The French gov
ernment today began the work OF
fortifying its submarine cables to
protect them from deep sea shrimps
and other destructive fish. 1t will
take vast outlay of money to do the
work In the Mediterranean several
cable lines at depth OF from 2500
t, 1900 feet have had their insula-
Tins destroyed by shrimps The ca
bic. between the ports of Ma o;es an
Pa'mero have been armored whh
supplementary castings of COPPER al
great expense.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
DEATH COMES TO MAN
AT TIME HE WISHES ii

MILTON. Ore, Aug 2S.-Rev. j.
w. Compton, secretary of the Colum-
bia River conference of the Methodist
church South since its organization 80
years ago, died from cancer. of the
stomach. after a prolonger illness. He
was elected secretary of the confer
ence Wednesday morning and died in
the afternoon. He had several times
expressed a wish to die at conference
time so as to be buried by the minis
ters with whom he had labored Sc
long. The funeral will be conducted
J by Bishop r. G.. Waterhouse of Los
| Angeles, who is spresiding over th'
annual conference Rev. Mr.. Comp
ton leaves large family.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
BODY TO BE TAKEN
TO n. y. IN AUTO

LOS ANG ELES, Aug 23-To fulfill
the dying wish of Michael Moran. a
San Francisco automobile man, that
his body might be transported to the
final resting place in New York by
automobile arrangements were COM
pleted by w. A. Peck of Los Ange-
les, to convey MorGn's remains across
the continent in an automobile hearse.
The start will be made from san
Francisco next Wednesday. Peck ex-
poets to complete the trip in a month,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
Americans object to French Law.

PARIS, Aug. 23.-A score OF AM
ericans living temporarily on French
soil today formed an organization to
fight the French army bill clause
of which. they declare, would force
them to serve in the army. The clause
to which they object declares the fol.
lowing are naturalized Frenchmen and
so must serve:
Children born on French soil OF
father, himself born on French soil
children born on French soil of 6
ither born outside Of France and o
a French mother; children born IL
France of a foreign father and who
are domiciled in France at the age o
| majority.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
First Christian.

Main and Jackson streets. Tolbert
F. Weaver, minister. Bible school.
10 a. M; Christian Endeavor, 6:45 p.
M; preaching, II a. m. and 7:45 p.
m. Morning subject, 'The Invisible
Mamma Which Absolutely Satisfies the
Soul of Man" Rev. Peter Crockatt
of Wasco, formerly of Pendleton. will
preach. A violin obligato will be rem
dered by Mrs. Judd. and solo will
be sung by Miss Judd.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23

For Notwithstanding rooms.
Monterastelli Bldg.
Mrs. C. L. Crockett will resume her
classes for piano lessons the 1st of
September. Good tuition from Euro
pean experience. Phone 36S w.
Passengers for Portland desiring q
refreshing ride on the Columbia river
should take the Str. Bailey Gatzert at
The Dalles, daily except Sunday and
Monday, at 3:15 p. m, arriving In
Portland at 9:45 p. m. Fare, The
Dalles to Portland. 800
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
Notice of County Board of Equaliza-
fipp

Pendleton, Ore, Aug. s. 1918.
Notice is hereby given that the
Board of Equalization of Umatilla
County, State of Oregon, will meet at
the court house in Pendleton. in said
county and state, on the second Mon
day in September, being September
Sth, and publicly examine the assess
ment rolls correct all errors in valu-
alton, description or quality of lands,
lots or other property assessed by me.
It shall be the duty of persons in
terested to appear at the time and
place hereby appointed.
c. P. STRAIN.
Assessor for Umatilla County.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-23
Cashier Wanted.

Make application in your own hand
writing and state over your own sig
rature, with address and phone num-
ber, whether married or single.
whether living with parents or rela-
tives, age, business experience If any.
and with whom and where, II holding
sncther position give reasons for lcav-
ing. Address tx. Y. Z.," this office