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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22

couldn't be you for a good deal,
Somebody who is smarter than: yea
are is going to catch you, and when
he gets through with you there won't
be anything left but a few bones. No,
sir. nothing but a. few bones." 8:
oh, Mr.. Jay. tllis is terrible news.
Whatever am / to do?' cried Paddy.
ali the time keeping right on at work
cutting another three.
There's. nothing YOU can do. re
piled Sammy. Erinning. wicked1y at
Paddy's fright. There's nothing you
can do: unless y"i, go right straight
back to. the North. where you came
rom. You think you are very smart
Sammy didn't finish. Crack. over
fell the tree Paddy had been cutting
and the top of it fell straight into
the alder in which Sammy was sitting.
oh. Oh! Help" sllrteked Sammy,
spreading his wings and kying away
just in time.
Paddy sat down and laughed until
his sides ached. Come make ME
another call some day. Sammy. he;
And when you do. please
bring some real news. l.. know all
about Old Man Coyote. You can tell
him for ME that when he ia planning
to catch people he should be careful
not to leave footprints to give himself
Sammy didn't reply, He Just sneak
off through the Green Forest look
ing quite as foolish as he felt.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22
Junior Recital ToGax.

The Junior students of Wesley COL
regular weekly recital this afternoon
In the city studios. A good program
vas given and the following students
took part: Margaret Sorlie, Donald
Watt, kathleen McGrath, Marie
Werstlein. Charlotte Hanson. Trenna
Linfoot. Bessie Devens. Howard Hand,
Florence Jensen, Mary Batten, Jennie
McWalters, Lulabella Turner, BeuIah
Hodge and Sadie Fisher.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22
Tho Daily Grind
What profit hath he that worketh in
(. that wherein he Mboreth'?"
~ -Ecclesiastes. III. q

- s'o "HctSiu DC HDOretn I!
-Etclesiastcs, Ill. 9
MY son, when you speak of the work
you do. there's something to kcen
in mind; Al
NO matter how little 1t pIeases YOU,
don't call it the daily grind"
Don't tell Of the tasks that. you dis.
ike. nor grumble at sor1y fate
There never was work to SGT to our
and that we had a. right to hate
1t isn't the work; it isn't the hire; nor
toiling from to sun
That counts in the. eyes Of them who
see--it's how is the labor done??
AS soon as You say it's daily grind,
that moment you hate your work.
ihat moment the imp of Incidence
SHOWS YOU how o we'll may
That moment you lose all YOUR good
intent: that moment. o ought
to quit,
For the work that you do is a friend
= you while You are a friend to
And once you have called. it a slav.
tsh tack and named it the daily
grind
Four work Is a snare that will catch
your 1eet and cause you to fall
behind.
NY son. when you work you must
snnfah YOU task you. must finish
that task alone.
And work that is-done- with al riendlv
hand will change to a stepping
stone 7 sF'
Will carry YOU over tho barring
stream or out ct the singing
.slough--~-~---~~-. -
Ana lit you to. whore you may put
your hand OF the work that you
want to do.
1t will help you along to the heights
Q seek, will bring you unto
But when you declare it's the daily
grind" 1T will grind you both
heart and soul.
-. -VVilhur n Neshi%. =.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22

Gave Banquet at Y. i.
club gave a Banquet last evening in
the gymnasium OF the association
building, which was decorated for the
occasion with. the hisit- school~banners
and pennants and q, large American
flag was arranged in the center Of
the gymnasium. The banquet was
served at $3.50 o'clock. The guests
were seated at two long tables and
covers were placed for 20. Eight fac.
ulty members. Miss Josephine Brown
and Mrs. Pearl Bluugh were present.
besides the members Of the club.
Neat booklets Of gray with red let
tering and the Y. w. monogram. con.
tanning the menu and program of
toasts was presented to each guest.
Miss Mabel Davies presided rs toast
mistress in a capable manner. and
the following toasts were given:
"The Pedagogue"-Miss Edna
Twamley.
"Team Work"-Miss Marion Doffel.
myer.
Bulls, '
Cheer Leader"-Miss Louis Else.
The following members Of the Bus.
mess Girls club. served; Miss Josie
Larson. Mabel Hustad. Nekoren. Mar
tina Anderson, Margaret. VAN puse
and Mary BERG. ...
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22
MICHIGAN MAN. KILLED
When He: Falls Into Network Of :Eec
trio Wires at Denver: -.

+: Denver. Col. Nov: cc-Albert Buck.
of .Fon dn Lac. Mich, fell from. a
and was 'electrocuted when he became
entangled In a. network of wires; Be
fore firelnen could reach Buck. the
wires broke and the body fell to the
ground
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22

Miss Laura Mcdonald has returned
!Iom inkster, where she went to at
tehd the funeral Of her uncle,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22
SOCIETY

Miss Rikka Jorgenson Of Cotton.
wood street is entertaining az her
guest for a few days Miss Ida Guam
of ST. Thomas. Miss Guam is a for
mer university girl.
Miss Grace johnson of c;ilby has
arrlVed IN n citS tospend several
Johnson. -.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22

From.~whst we. know Of woman. it
would be no great hardship for one OF
them to 60 on q hunger strike If
there were, no restaurants handy and
a. ms to pay. But what. sort. Of
grievance. do you suppose 1t would
take to~rut a boy off his feed:
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22
Knights Of Columbus Dance.

The Knights Of Columbus. have is
sued invitations TOR an Informal dane.
Ing party to be given Wednesday. ev-
ening. November 26, in their hail in
the Metropolitan opera house, block.
TINS will be the second party in the
series n the guests will include the
vited friends. Finley's orchestra will
play and a Svery pleasant evening Is
a~ntiCapateds t.sst. 20. ~ -, 80
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-22
Methodist church Music.

Methodist Church Music. ;
The following program Of music ha.
been arranged for the services at the
Methodist church on Sunday by the
director, IL. Alden Enyeart:
Morning.
Prelude. selected 80.
Anthem. Prayer ......,. Marchettj
u IerineRA.Nt ..bnwaso .
Offertory-
"a "Intermezzo". 500. Mascagnt
D Stun ber Song .....Hauser
j H. Buchholz.
fostiude. Selected :............
Prelude. Selected ......
Anthem, Eye That stand in the
House Of the Lord. ..... Spinne,
Anthem. 90 Lamb Of God" ....Tours
Postlude, Selected i.
Elks Informal Party.
There was a large attendance at the
Elks' informal dancing party which
was given last evening In their hall
Halls orchestra rendered the music
n dancing was enjoyed from 9 to Il
O'CLOCK ana h aair proved one Of the
most enjoyable Of the season. The
next informal will be given Friday ev
ening. pecember II. and the members
T ooking forward to It with a sreai
deal Of pleasure. The COMMITTEES ir
charge Of the party last evening com.
prised Ray Durick. chairman; W. r
Abrahamsen. j. II. Bulge. j. Gordon
Gray and W. II. Morrow.
The guest list included :Messers. and
Mesdames Carl ,Vuckle. Frank Kent,
Paul Girard, Horace Pagett, II. j
Lawrence, NJ. e. Stricken. W. s.. Whit.
man, W. F. Law. Casper Olson, j. Tay.
Tor. H. H.. Hand, J. d. Bacon, Frank
Robertson, Herschel Hunter. Fl. F
Bapst. J. Dows, W. r. Abrahamsen
William Morrow, Charles Main. Robert
McGrath. L. W. Diechert, J.. v. Higan
M. A. Morgan. J. e. Couvrette, Thorn.
as Collins. Jack Bartness. J.. A. Bert.
RAM. Mrs. w. B. .Galbraith. Mrs. "A,
e. Watson, Mrs. J. L. Bows, Mrs. j
w. Fulton ct Minot; Misses Mabel Col
lins,' Ida Guam Of ST.. Thomas. Rikka
Jorsenson, Lillian Ryan, Anna Nolan.
Estelle Deichert,- Frances Collins,
Florence Collins; Messrs. j. E. Bulge,
Paul Busch, e. C.. Peterson, Ray Du-
rick, Z. p. .O'Connell. James Phinn,
H. r. Baker; Jack Dustin, George
Beachem, w. II. Kelsey. :. ...~
- r. "r-E Lt 2"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Had His Goat, Evidently.

A Springfield man, replying to his wife's petition for divorce, says: De fendant states that the plaintiff is much better qualified than the defend ant to carry her part in nagging con- tests; that she commands better and more extensive vocabulary than the defendant, and simply overwhelm- ed him with her complaints and re breaches, and she was so master of her feelings that she could readily pass from storm to sunshine, from abuse to tears, from harsh language to tenderness, and from nagging plain tiff could upon the appearance of a third person so readily become all smiles and suavity that her sudden and complete changes of moods com pletely bewildered defendant. Kan sas City Star.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
ECZEMA ITCHED AND BURNED

Falmouth, Ky.-"Two years ago I was troubled with skin and scalp troubles. I would have pimples that would break out and form sores on my face and head, with terrible itch ing. The eczema on my face and head itched and burned and when I scratched it. it made sores and was very disfgured for the time be- ing. My head became so sore could not touch it with comb; it became a mass of sores. My hair fell out gradually.
 T was afflicted about year before l used Cuticura Soap and Ointment and after using them three weeks l was getting better and in less than three months, after using eight cakes of Cuticura Soap and five boxes of Cuticura Ointment, l was completely cured of eczema (Signed) Frank Vastine, Dec 12, 1912.
 Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post card "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston. ."-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
BISHOPS POINT WELL MADE
How the Curate Could Make an Answer

Bishop Oliphant of Llandaff had a well-to-do young man as curate who had rather sporting instincts. He kept his own horses and always drove tandem. The bishop disapproved, and decided to administer rebuke on a favorable opportunity. Both the bishop and the curate, each driving in his own way, met near the historic Cow and Shutters. The bishop, of course, was driving two abreast, and the cur ate tandem, as usual
 q really must protest" said the bishop, "at your driving about in such a manner"
 Well, my lord" said the eurate, you are driving two horses, and so am I. What is the difference?"
 After a few moments reflection Bishop Oliphant replied:
 If, when you are at prayers at the cathedral, the congregation placed their hands in the same position as you have placed your horses what would become of the dignity and solemnity of the service? ?"-London Mail
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
PREATTY NAMES FOR BOOKS
Real old-Time Titles Sound Decidedly Strange to the Eye of the
 Reader Today.

The following are some of the curi- ous titles of old English books:
 "A Most Delectable Sweet Perfumed Nosegay for Gods Saints to Smell At"
 Biscuit Baked in the Oven of Char ity. Carefully Conserved for the Chickens of the Church, the Sparrows of the Spirit, and the Sweet Swal- lows of Salvation
 "A Sigh of Sorrow for the Sinners of Zion Breathed Out of Hole in the Wall of an Earthly Vessel Known Among Men by the Name of Samuel Fish" Ga Quaker who had been i'm prisoned).
 Eggs of Charity Layed for the Chickens of the Covenant and Boiled With the Water of Divine Love. Take Ye Out and Eat"
 The Spiritual Mustard Pot to Make the Soul Sneeze With Devo- tion."
 Most of these were published in the time of Cromwell.-London Strand.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
After a Pleasant Eveninq.

MT. Sydney Buxton told an anus ing story for the purpose of illustrat- ing point at a recent dinner. A certain convivial soul, who had been invited to dine with a friend, whose house was at the end of dark and muddy lane, was advised to bring a big lantern. After a very jovial eve ming the convivial one left and strug gled home through the mud, firmly gripping his heavy burden by the handle. Next morning he received this message from his host: Here with your lantern; please return par rot and cage"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Mothers Club Orqanized.

Heber rings.-Probably the most enthusiastic meeting ever held in Heber Springs'was the gathering of the representative mothers of the city for the purpose of perfecting the or ganization of a Mothers Club, the first club of its kind ever organized in this section of Arkansas. The prime ob- Ject of the organization is to study ways and devise means for the better ment of the boys and girls socially. morally end educationally, and for the general uplift and welfare of the whole community The motto chosen is, Come, let us live with our children" the words of the immortal Frobel.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Rice Farmers Are H9pnv.

Stuttgart.-Rain fell to the extent Of eight and one-half inches in 36 hours and farmers are wearing the smile that won't come off. Rice and rice straw will find ready market at good price One firm has one single order of 20 carloads of rice straw to be shipped into Illinois. A big hay merchant of Illinois, has placed an or der for 200 cars of rice straw with diff ferent farmers in this neighborhood. shipment to be made as soon as possi- ble. Oats and cowpeas will also yield plertifully. IL |
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Marked Similarity.

If 12 persons were to agree to dine together every day, but never sit in exactly the same order around the ta- ble," didactically stated the professor, it would take them 13,000,000 years, at the rate of one dinner a day, and they would have eaten more than 474, 100000 dinners, before they could get through all the possible ar ragements in which they could place themselves.
 Yep" snarled Uncle Pepys. That would be nearly as many ways as a a small boy rearranges himself during a long sermon."-Judge
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
ALMOST BEYOND
 HUMAN ENDURANCE
Were the Agonies Which Miss Lance Underwent. She Lives to Tell
 the Story, However.

Palmer, Okla.--In a letter from this place, Miss Forrest E. Lance says: "As I have been benefited by the use of Cardui, the woman's tonic. l want to write this letter for publi- cation, as it may be the means of helping other suffering women.
 For three years, l suffered so, at times, with my back and bearing down pains, l. would think I could not possibly endure the pain. gradually got worse, and would look with dread for these trying times to roll around
 Finally decided to try Cardui, the woman's tonic, as l had heard so much of it's help to other women, and how glad I am that 1 did, for can truthfully say that I have been greatly benefited by taking only four bottles; in fact, it has entirely re- lieved me.
 I can truly sympathize with any sufferer from those awful pains due to womanly trouble, for have certainly had the experience of them"
 AS a medicine for women who suf fer from the numerous ailments pe- culiar to their sex, or as a tonic for tired, nervous, worn-out women, Cardui has a record of more than 50 years success.
 It has benefited thousands of women in this time, and should do the same for you
 Give Cardui a trial
 N. B.-Wyhe 10: Chattanooga Medicine Co. Ladies Advisory Dept, Chattanooga, Tenn, for Stferai i{nsfymcftons your case and 64-page book Home Treatment for Women." sent in plain wrapper. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
HAPPY OLD AGE Most Likely to Follow Proper Eatinq

As old age advances we require less food to replace waste, and food that will not overtaX the digestive organs while supplying true nourishment.
 Such an ideal food is found in Grape Nuts, made of whole wheat and barley by long baking and action of diastase in the barley which changes the starch into most digestible sugar.
 The phosphates also placed up un- der the outercoat of the wheat. are included in Grape-Nuts, but are lack ing in white four because the outer coat of the wheat darkens the flour and is left out by the miller. These natural phosphates are necessary to the well-balanced building of muscle, brain and nerve cells.
 ''I have used Grape-Nuts," writes an Iowa man, flor 8 years and feel as good and am stronger than I was ten years ago.
 Among my customers meet man every day who is well along in years and attributes his good health to Grape-Nuts and Postum which he has used for the last 5 years He mixes Grape-Nuts with Postum and says they go fine together
 For many years before I began to eat Grape-Nuts, I could not say that I enjoyed life or knew what it was to be able to say I am we'll I suffered greatly with constipation, but now my habits are as regular as ever in my life
 Whenever I make extra effort depend on Grape-Nuts food and it just fills the bill. I can think and write great deal easier"
 There's Reason" Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
 Ever read the above letter? A new Dnc appears from time to time, They are genuine, true, and fuli of human
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Texarkana Enioined.

Texarkana.-In the Chanvery Court Judge Shaver made an order perpetu- ating the injunction issued by the court some time ago, restraining the city of TeXarkana from enforcing an ordinance, passed in July, levying a special license of $15 month on wholesalers of cider. The courts ac- ton, however, does not affect that sec ton of the ordinance which provides for special license of $10 a month on retail cider dealers.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Cotton Damaged.

Plainview.-Rain fell here for more than a week and the sun scarcely shone ill that time. As result of the continued rain the farmers say the cotton has been damaged considerably. The hard rains and the wind that ac. companied them at times has caused g. considebale amount of the cotton to fall out of the bolls and that which is on the ground is sprouting. It is re ported that some cotton is sprouting i'll the boil.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Fruit Crop Good.

Mountain Home.-The apple crop in this (Baxter) and adjoining counties IS good and many cars will be shipped this fall from this territory. The trees are not heavily loaded. only com fortably filled, and the fruit has grown to a good size and is of very fine quality. good price is expected this year by the growers, as the crop IS very short in other sections of the country.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Cotton Sales Actfve

RatesVille.-More than 50 bales of cotton were sold to local buyers in one day last week. Now that the rains have ceased, cotton is coming in rapid ly It is estimated that 12000 bales will be marketed here this season as against 5000 last year. This year no cotton has sold here for less than 12 cents pound, while last year consid- erable cotton was sold for less than 10 cents.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
To Rebuild Church.

Hot prings.-Althoug no definite arrangements have as yet been made for the rebuilding of the Central Methodist church, which was destroy ed in the great fire two weeks ago, the announcement was made that the congregation would rebuild and that meeting for this purpose would be called soon. This edifice was one of the most beautiful and substantial of its kind in the state. It cost 5000. The congregation had s33,000 insur. ance on tl.e property and had intended to increase it within a few weeks.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Will Decline Presidency

Fort Smith.-A precedent of many years standing will be broken at the annual convention of the Christian Endeavor Society of Arkansas at it's coming session in Pine Bluff, when the Rev. Paul G. Preston, pastor of the First Christian church of this city VIII decline the presidency of the assoc a. tion, owing to the pressing church matters here. The Rev. Mir Preston is now vice president and is in line to succeed the Rev. n. L. Dar.y. D. D, Of Carksville, tie present president.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Scorned-

Its true, Miss Hummer, that should not have tried to kiss you on such a slight acquaintance and I am heartily sorry. What can 1 do in palliation of my offense?"
 If you are sincere, MT. Pinhead, in what you say, you might betake yourself to some other part of the lawn and leave the coast clear for a man I see approaching who has the reputation of getting what he goes after"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Caution.

It was the last day of his vacation. He had just finished carving her name on the smooth bark of the birch tree.
 Dear" he said. will you promise to wait for me till I came again next summer?'
 She looked up at him with the love light ln her eyes. "Yes, Henry" she murmured
 Then I'll cut my initials beside yours"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
ouachita College Opens.

Philadelphia. = The twenty season of Ouachita College began last week. Brief addresses were made by members of the faculty. Presidents Crowell of Henderson College and Dr. s. Y. Jameson, Ouachita's new head. also talked.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Not Fit For Ladies

Public sentiment should be against it, and we believe it is; there can be no req son why ladies should have to suffer with headaches and neuralgia, especially when relief It is simply question of getting the ladies to try it. All druggists sell Hunts Lightning Oil in 25c and 50c bot tles:-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Plaint of a Plant.

But, your honor, my wife won't let me work
 Wont let you work?"
 No; I got job last week, and she made me quit
 What kind of a position was it?" "At the burlesque theater, sitting in the audience where Il soubretts could come down twice day and kiss me."-Judge.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
AM Over Arkansas
6 eS
Marshal Is Arrested.

marshal is Pocahontas, was arrested marshal of Pocahontas, was arrested on warrants charging him with assault and battery. The warrants were sworn cut at the instigation of Frank Me Ilroy, proprietor of the livery and feed stables here.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Clarksv,iie Has House Famine.

Clarksvilie.-A house famine has been on in Clarksville for several months. It is almost impossible to find vacant house in the city. Alp piications for houses are being receiv- ed by local real estate men, who are unable to supply them.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
She Knew.

Bookkeeper-If I asked the boss to raise my salary, what do you think he would say?
 Stenographer-Mr. Penner. I am a lady = I never even think such things!
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
A DOCTORS STATEMENT

]. R. Wells. M. D.. Weidners, Ark. writes "Ihave been practicing in Arkansas 2oyears and constantly prescribe Mendenhals s Chill & Fever Tonic, where quinine is contra-in- dicated for children and adults with weak stomachs. It sticks where others fail" Nc cure no pay-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
After tie Premiere.

You're a gay kind of a friend!" said Whimpler to Wigglesworth. Laughing like hyena all through the first act of my tragedy"
 Tragedy? Tragedy, echoed Wig ellsworth. Why, Whimper, old man, really was trying to help you! thought all along the darned thing was a very amusing farce! !''-Judge.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Filthy Postscript.

A striking illustration of the say ing that the pith of a ladys letter is in the postscript occurred in the case of young lady who, having gone out to India, and writing home to her friends, concluded with the following words: ''P. >S.-You will see by my signature that I am married"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Severe Rheumatism

Grove Hill, Ala: Hunts Lightning Oil cured my wife of severe case of Rheumatism and my friend of tooth ache. I surely believe it is good for all you claim for it.--A. R. Stringer. g and soc bottles All dealers.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24

News item: "Grasshoppers stalled a Kansas train for 40 minutes" We suppose they bit off the driving wheels or kicked the fireman off tine engine.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
Their Two industries,

Vocational Cat seaport town)- What do you do here in summer? Native-Loaf and fish.
 V.-And in the winter?
 N.-We cut out the fishin'.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-09-24
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgi lgia, Cramps, Colic, Sprains, Bruises. Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.