The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-11-20


in another.
The Republicans of the Sixth Dis-
trict are entitled to a Republican can
didate for congress and the contest
for the honor, if any there be, should
be confined to Republicans.
It is better to be lame duck than
a dead one.
The country editors life IS just ore
publication day after another.
A small man sometimes has tenn
per in inverse proportion to his size.
The perfect young ma1 has Il
mighty hard time to find a sweet
heart.
Preachers and Irizefighters can al
ways take their pick among the girls
for wives.
Every dog has his day bit it Ices
not pay a man to De q dog IN order 10
have day.
There is too much education ana
not enough training in our public
school system.
Living in Mexico under existing
conditions is just ore continued case
of appendicitis.
A responsibility shirker in public
position is as bad for the country as
q corruptionist.
A wife would be awfuLiy dis
appointed if her husband did not lie to
her once in while.
Talk about the self control Of a
man, a sick man is ten times as
fussy as a sick woman.
A daisy is wortl: more to d Man
while he is alive than a ton OF hot
house flowers on his coffin.
When nothing bad can be said
about a man, it is mighty seldom that
anything good can be said about him.
Sulzer is going to lecture I'd get
money to pay his dcots with. 1t is a
cinch he won't pay there with any Of
ours.
The oldest and roItcncst masculine
excuse in existence is for d man to
attribute the cause Of MS misconduct
to a woman.
There are a million girls in this
country who don't fiirt, but they will
begin as soon as they are old enough
to walk and talk.
Womans extravaganza is most
loudly denounced by men when they
stand with one pedal extremity on the
foot rail of a bar.
Those who are Shuu1io:; loudeSt fer
reorganization IN the Republican
party are the ones who have Done the
most to disorganizc it.
: An exchange asks, NWhau is tic
Purity Congress for?" That's easy:
To talk impurity and to sell publica-
lions excluded from the mails.
Why is it that gentle little girls
just adore a rel headed, freckled,
snub-nosed little boy who always
goes around with his fists doubled up
spelling for a fight.
St.. Cloud is perfaci!y willing 20
hav the county seat question settled
on it's merits by vote of the peo-
ple-if she can't help herself,
The most perfect type Of mascuiin-
lCy In Cne WOTlu Is dN p"t IOOStcE. 11S
will dig up a choice morsel, call the
attention of all the hens to it and
then deliberately swallow it himself.
When the country editor falls for
the supplement game, he gives away
his subscription list for advertising
purposes. Advertising that he would
not permit in his own columns, and
pays the postage for the advertisers
out of his own pocket.
Hurrah and hurrah again The
Fashion has decreed that men shall
wear vests that button up the back.
We shall order one skin tight, having
1877 buttons. Then our wife will
know how we feel when she says,
"Come here, dear, and button up my
gown"
We are not such an ALFRED red
headed advocate Of woman suffrage
but this woman's anti-suffrage soci-
ETY. gets our goat. Even the NEST
militant suffragette does not propose