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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-08
Confirmation for
Mrs. Ham Thursday

WASHINGTON, July s.-The APP
pearance in print to-day of the tos-
timony of Airs. Helen d. Longstreet,
widow Of General Longstreet. before
the Senate Committee on Postoffices
and Postroads, is believed to remove
tho last objection OF the Republicans
to the confirmation OF Mrs. II. w. ].
Ham as postmaster at Gainesville,
Ga, to succeed Mrs. Longstreet.
Mrs. Ham will undoubtedly be con-
firmed on Thursday. the next meet
ing of the Senate.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-08
Davis, Of Albany, to
Get Marshall s job

WASHINGTON, July s-The name
Of Joseph $. Davis, of Albany, for
Marshal of the Southern District OF
Georgia, win he sent to the Senate
on Thursday, according TO informa-
tion coming from the White House
to-day. Denial is made that the name
is being held up.
Davis is Senator Bacon's appointee
and Senator Smith will agree to his
confirmation.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-08
Charges Combine
In Grocers' Trial

BIRMINGHAM, July 81. Immer-
giuch. Of Abbevtlle, La. a witness
to-day at the hearing of the con-
tempt case against the Southern
Wholesale Grocers' Association, its
president other officers and many
members, said that because he was
not a member of the association he
had difficulty in buying from manu-
facturers, being forced to order
through another Jobber, who received
the commissions
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-08
Augusta W. G. T. U.
Opens Liquor Fight

AUGUSTA, July s.-Members Of
the local Woman's Christian Temper
ancs Union made an attack last night
on local conditions before City Coun-
ell Rev r. w. Thiot, pastor OF the
Curtis Baptist Church, their spokes-
man, arraigned the fragrant violations
OF the prohibition law in Augusta.
Council did not act on the matter
last night, and It is expected to come
up at another meeting.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-08
Faces Punishment
as Common SCOld'

ATLANTIC CITY, N. J., July s.
Charged by her neighbors with being
common scold." Mrs. Annie Cha
cano was brought before Recorder
Keefer here.
He sent her to Jail and said II he
verified the story of her accusers he
would Danish her from the city.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-08
Ankles Scandalize
Memphis Clubmen

MEMPHIS, July s.--Ths Business
Mems Club OF Memphis to-day ap~
pointed a committee to ask the street
car company to lower all car steps 50
that women boarding the cars need
not lift their skirts so high.
Another committee to obtain facts
about how high women are compelled
10 lift their skirts was voted for and
half the members OF the club volun-
teered TO serve a members.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-08
Baby Pig Is Denver
Society WOman's Pet

DENVER, July s.--A baby pig is
the latest society pet. Mrs. whitney
Newton. prominent In society here. is
the owner Of the pet. OF which she
is wondrous proud.
It's skin is washed, combed and per
fumed every day and II sleeps in a
downy bed every night
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
BUSINESS GUIDE
Ready Reference for the
Business Man, the Artisan
And the Public in General
Ladies Tailor.

i LADIES TAILOR; spring suits, special
= prices. Arnone, 345h Peachtree street
= Ivy 1891. PTS
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Legal Notices.

BANKRUPT SALE.
In the Matter of Joe S. jackson. BAN.
rupt: l will sell at public outcTy IN new ~ +
nan, Ca, before coJAt house dooI a. i, .
o'clock on Saturday morning. March -. =.
1913, the following property of bank}lp u
One roam stallion, named More,ai;1
King" registered, weight 1850 pouHO'
eight years old, pedigree as follows
Moreland King( McEwen MARY NJ. -,i ~,
Ao7oo zo1t3ssh' I15I8
Merry War
Terms: Cash on confirmation Of az "a,
by court. Right to reject any ana I-s an O--'
reserved. J. LITTLETON JONb2,
Newman, Ga. II S5. II
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Accordion Plating.

AlcstC50RDTTON- PLATING WORKsZsun-
burst skirts made TO order. ten differ
ent STYLES Of buttons made. 7SA White
hall lZ-5- II
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

Trains marked thus 90 run daily e.
cept Sunday.
other trains run daily Central time,
City Ticket Office, No. 1 PeschFee s.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Stores Wanted.
Railroad Schedule.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY

PREMIER CARRIER OF THE SOUTH"
ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF
PASSENGER TRAINS, ATLANTA
The following schedule figures are pub.
lished only as information, and are no!
guaranteed:
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
UNFINISHED Houses For RAJ,

FOR RENT OR LEASE-To 5o 9-0--4
parties, house consisting of five 1 Sa5 aes
large front and back hall, BATH lyons
cold gas, porch latttced; suitable far far s ~
small families; wood, coal, cow ~ yEo
seven-foot fence, fine chicken A9lss
Owner. 40 Bell St 5an
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

FURNISHED ROOM for rent; business
lady preferred West End. Phone NeS5
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

FOR RENT-One front room, with large
closet. one with private bath. Ivy 629g-L
S12 West PeaChtree. 4I-It-0
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Rooms and Board.

DE,TTGHTFTrI, front rooms: private
home: best location; excellent table;
home comforts. 256 Capitol ave. Main
gOa1-I 3-21-35
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Situations Wanted-Female

~
WANTED-Position by refined. settled
lady with small child; have hotel eXpe-
rience, would consider general house
keeping in good home: best references.
30 " Fair 81 2-2t-37
AN EXPERIENCED. refined lady wants
a position as housekeeper and Compan-
ion for children in a widowers home, or
charge of pantries or linen room: best ref
erences. Miss Mary Graham. 129 Spring
street. atlanta. 4S2t-S
GIRL n, would like place to do house
work. Address 10S Nenable street.
Sl-21-S
WANTED Position in doctors office by
Young lady. Can Atlanta phone 5005.
Ask for Ruth. 3-21-7
FIRST CLASS COOK wants position at
once. Can give good references NJ.
Box S12. care Georgian. 5l-20-3
YOUNG lady employed, but dissatisfied,
would like to make a change. Have
had several years experience in gen
eral office work Can help on books.
VIII furnish the best OF reference. Gail
Ivy Gall after s p. m 27-20-S
WANTED Position as housekeeper ana
as one Of the family, by young orphan.
Miss Hattie, General Delivery, Atlanta
04-l9-S
COLORED girl wants position as nurse
or maid, can give good reference. 20
Vernon place. 49-19-S
SEAMSTRESs tcoloredp desires position
sewing by the day. NJ. J., 90 Howell
street. 42-19-S
WANTED Stenosrsphic position: have
good education, several years eNpe-
rieUce in office work. best of references
furnished. Address Miss {. A, s. I4uckie
street, Atlanta. S0-19-S
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

W ANTED-A young lady StenOgrapheT.
State experience ana salary expected
Broker. care Georgian
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
The Georgian's Rent Bulletin
Furnished Rooms For Rent.

NICELY furnished room with private
bath ASS Peachtree. Ivy 2953-J
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

is NOW LOCATED in tent, corner For
syth and Luckie; can be consulted on
all affairs Of life. Charges moderate
satisfaction guaranteed. 3-17-9
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

Is ARIZONA AVENUE-Siy-r 0C7-7 - -
with water, bath and all convania--9ll2 ;
lot 6OX360; $50. Apply us the Cram r1tSgilees
6l09-J "a anu q: lvY
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Public Stenographers.

saw if your stenographer can't do all
bA L your work, then let me do it; eX-
cellent work; reasonable prices Nam
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Dressnaking.

GENERAL dressn7a king, tub and one
piece dresses a specially. Phone Main
Z966-L. 3-2O-l5
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Dropsy.
Rheumatism.


RHEl MAT-lCURE win cure that rheu-
matsm. liver and kidney trouble Form
ula of Or. Holbrook, a specialist in chronic
and private diseases. 100 doses 81 post
paid. Call for free sample DR. Hol-
brook, 3352 Peachtree street. 1-2-6
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Situations Wanted-Femals.

AN EXPERIENCED nurse desires posi-
ton al once. Can act as maid and can
stay In house at night II desired. Ad-
dress L. II Newman. 3y-ly-5
WANTED-Fcsition by practical sick
nurse Maternity cases a specially.
Best of references. Phone Main 1888 L
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Medical.

DR.. EDMONDSoN's Tansy. PennyroyaI
and Cotton Root Pills a safe and relia-
bic treatment for painful and suppressed
Instructions. Trial box by mail, soc
Frank Edmondson & Bro. manufacturing
chemists. IL North Broad street. Atlanta
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

v M EL-LaCN mousse CanVasseTs Tor
good proposition. WIZ pay salary and
commission TIA those with some expert
FENCE cal evenings 10 :. SOP Temple
Court building zs-25-8
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Furnished House For Rent
or Sale.

TWELNE-ROOM furnished boarding
house for sale or rent, on st. Simons Is
land, Ga. near the beach. high location.
Can be used as boarding house. club
house or private cottage. Address c. Gil
otte. st. Simons Island, Ga. 8-19-14
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

front room; private bath;
gentleman; refined home Peachtree,
- Canrgiso 41-17-3
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

KINDERGARTEN AND
PRIMARY TEACHER
WITH six years experience in public
school work desires place as governess
in private home at once. Address Teach.
er, Route ]. Box "A. Alto, Ga. 6O-lL-3
EXPERIENCED SICK NURSE.
cases a specially; best Of
references. Call West 1854. 2-2I-I
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Help Wanted-Male.


boys with wheels for
messengers. Apply Postal Telegra phi
Co. 40 n Broad st. 3-21 -43
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
HERE AND THERE

Someone has compared Emmeline
Pankhurst to Moses. The difference
between Moses and Mrs. Pankhurst
seems to be that Moses had some com
mon sense while in Mrs Pankhurst
there seems not to be a trace of this
very desirable attribute.
George Garnett has so far recovered
from his fall in James Whites barn as
to be able to spend pleasant week
with his grandparents in Hamlin.
Clyde Rising, of Clinton, Mo-, was
met at the Hamlin depot Friday even
ing by Ewing Wright for whom he
came to Iowa to husk corn.
The Richard Owen and Lou Kleuver
families of near Extra were entertained
in the Marshall McNutt home Sunday.
The children and grand children of
John McNutt gathered at his home near
Ross Saturday and raised his potato crop.
A new barn is in process of building
on the Stuart land in Greeley for the
convenience of the tenant Art Cameron.
Miss Beatrice Brorby, of Shenandoah
will close a successful term of school at
No. Greeley Friday.
The new concrete hog house on the
). NJ Gardner ranch is nearing com
pletion.
The Otto Petersen home was the scene
of social dance Saturday night
A Kansan by the name of Harris worth
is picking corn for Louis Moore.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
Explosion Near Extra

A farmer hadA log he wanted split
and as it was very tough he got stick
of dynamite, intending to blow the log
into smithereens. He laid the dynamite
down by the barn door and went inside
10 put his team away. A pig found
the dynamite, swallowed it, and walked
into the stall where span of mules
were tied One of the mules kicked the
pig and the jar sent the dynamite off
The explosion blinded the farmer, killed
one mule, tore the harness. off the other
blew the end out of the barn and nearly
killed the pig.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
Will Have Poultry Show

In another column of this paper will
be found an advertisement of the Botna
Valley Poultry Association who will
hold their first annual exhibit at At.
lantic on Nov. Is to 22nd. They are
offering liberal list of cash prizes and
they are of such proportions that il
might attract the attention of the
breeders in this section of the country.
At any rate it will be interesting TO
read what they have to say and TO see
their premium list which will be sent
free by applying to the secretary, A.
G. Jensen, at Atlantic, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
Notice to School Officers

There are several teachers drawing
money who have not paid their Institute
Registration fee. That money is being
drawn illegally. The County superin-
tendent has failed to find it a good
financial investment paying this out of
her own pocket in order to make books
check up right and to make your acts
legal. All school boards, rural and indie
pendent should not pay out any more
money until they find out whether
their teachers have paid this fee.
436 Ella M. Stearns, .
County Supt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
s++++++++++++++++++A
; LOCAL AND PERSONAL. 1

4 3.
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Cool room house for sale or rent.
Inquire of j. N. Renftle. All
Peter Thompson who has been here
on an extended visit left yesterday for
Frenso, Calf.
Mrs. VIM Dixon, of Sac City is here
on visit at the home of Mrs. Louis
Barger.
Farmers Attention:-Grain stored at
the Updike Elevator. Call at office for
further particulars. 43S
Some full blood Rhode Island Red
ROSTERS for sale. See Mrs. f. L. An
dersen, phone 9A22, Audubon, la. 43tf.
Doug Thayer, of Bond, Miss, for
mer business man of this city, arrived
in Audubon yesterday for visit with
former friends.
John Alt and wife went to Guthrie
Center this morning for an over Sunday
visit with their daughter, Mrs. Otto
Leib and family.
Mrs. Andrew Nary returned from
Harlan yesterday where she had been
called to attend she funeral of her sis
ter, Ella Kilcoin. 49,.
j. F. Russell came from FIT. Dodge
yesterday to be at the bedside of J. A
Nash, whose condition has been quite
alarming the past few days.
Ed. johnson came back from Yves
sington Springs, S. d yesterday after
spending several days looking after his
land interests in that section of the
country. ..r....
Rev. r. Turnbull and wife, of Cam
bridge, n. Y, arrived over the North
western this morning for a visit with,
his sister, Mrs. James Oliver, who
makes her home with her daughter,
Mrs. Fullerton. -
Mr.~and Mrs. Leonard Paulsen, of
Des Moines arrived in the city this
morning for visit at the home of Z
B. Thomas and wife. Mr. Paulsen is
the state secretary of the Boys Y. NJ. C.
A. and has been looking after matters
in this pat of the state.
Miss Dora Moates, trimmer in the
millinery department at the millinery
Emporium of Mrs G. E. Long, returned
this morning from several days stay
in Chicago where she went to get more
familiar with the new styles and to
purchase some new stock for the store.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. II. Dolahide who
went to Let's, Iowa, last week to at.
tend the bedside of her mother sent
word that they reached the sick room
on Thursday evening and that her
mother died on Friday. Funeral SER
vices were held on Sunday. Mr.. and
Mrs. Dolahide will remain for visit
and to be with her father who is also
very feeble.
The hunters and fishers in this neck
of the woods will hereafter have to
keep their eye pealed for F. L. Ander-
son who was recently appointed game
warden for this county. The state law
requires a hunter to have license and
if you are found hunting without, one
you are laying yourself open to prosecu.
ton. 1t has become necessary TO pass
these laws in order that game will not
become extinct in years to come.
Word reached Audubon this morning
of the arrival of a baby girl at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. L. B. Webster at their
home in Osceola. The little one will
be known as Mildred Laurella. Mr.,
Webster is the young man who was EN-
ployed at the furniture store of q. w.
Hoover for couple Of years, but who
went from here to Qsceola last spring
Their many friends join the Republican
in extending Lester and his wife the
congratulations that are certainly in
order.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
Iowa Corn First

An Omaha commission company
Wednesday received the first car of
new eSrt b iso yesr Ss 10 as o Ss
company sold the corn for 66 cents.
The corn came from Marine, Iowa, 1t
contained only IL 3-5 per cent of moist
ure, and graded three mixed.
1t is very rare that new crop corn
begins to move so early as it has this
year. The first arrival usually comes
later than this. Ii is very rare. too,
that the first arrival grades so high.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
First N. E. Church

A fine large Sunday school on last
Sunday with good attendance at both
morning and evening services. Our
revival meetings begin on Nov. end
Watch important announcements. On
next Sunday the services will he as
follows: S. S. at 1000 a. m, sermon at
HOO Il. m, subject, IF l Were a
Church Member Junior League at
2:30. At $50 Epworth League, at 7:3O
sermon, subject, "A Prayer Answering
God" Prayer meeting ami Bible Study
Wednesday evening at 7:30. Choir
practice Friday evening at 1880. All
are cordially invited.
J. H. Freedline, Pastor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
Teachers Examinations October 20, 80, 81

There will be held the regular
teachers examination, Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday, October 80, 30
and 81. ANY one entering this examin.
alton must be eighteen by December
first-not the middle of December but
December first. The state makes these
rules and also the program. Those
coming on trains better be here the
night before. If this is the first exami,
nation you will have entered since July
/, 1918 the fee will be two dollars.
ADJ Ella M. Stearns,
County Supt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
Notice to The Publicu

Get your meat on Saturday for Sun
day, as | will not be open hereafter
on Sunday. All orders for delivery
must be in by 1880 a. m. and $50 p.
M, on account of keeping the horse in
the cold. Fresh halibut, cat Ssh, oysters
and celery. 43k ]. F. McCort.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
Photographic Bargains

In order to make room for my Xmas
Beauties / will make all $500 and 90
solid mounts Cabinets while they last
So. so dozsn. All $500 and $3.50 one
half Cabinets Solid mounts only $3.50.
The same Standard of work and material
as formerly. Masons Studio.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
G. A. MAY. NJ. ID.

Physician and urgeon. Special at
tention to disease of Eye, Ear. Nose
and throat. Office in the Watts Build
ing. Day phone 40. Night Residence
Phone 428. Audubon, Iowa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

The best way to avoid trouble is to
never allow your nose to project more
than an inch or so from your face.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

You may count among the benefact-
ors of the race the man who has invent
ed the painless cucumber.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

Three months ago it did not seem
possible that steam heat could ever
feel agreeable again.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

1t was noticed on Sunday that one
touch of winter made the whole frame
SILVER.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
Contest at frick'S Drug Store

The contest amongst the young ladies
for the silver set to be given away at
Tricks drug store is creating a great
deal of interest. 1t promises to be very
exciting in few days. The ladies
now in the contest are: Miss Ota
Underwood who heads the list for votes,
Miss Hazel Gates, Miss Mae Hansen,
Miss Elvena Sorensen, Miss Clara
Foley, Miss Clarice Oelke. A cent
lead pencil gives ten votes to your
favorite contestant, Everybody needs a
lead pencil. Prick Drug Co.
~ Sa.60, e..
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

1t is even better to stay at home than
to be killed while riding in an ANTONIO
bile.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

1t sometimes requires keen sense of
discrimination to tell the difference he,
tween a peacemaker and busy body.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23
r. F. CHILDS, NJ. L
A CrHARMON-

Licensed Embalmer, State No. 6a1
Coroner of Audubon County. Store
Phone 100. Residence Phone 1893. Au-
dubon, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

The man who lost his entire corn
crop in late July and early August is
now wondering where he will find corn
pickers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

And still our telephone operators
probably have more than ffth-grade
child's knowledge of the vocabulary of
irritation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

That judge who ruled man is boss
in his own house decided what every.
body knows but which few wives heed.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

There was time when the family
that had porch swing stood as high
socially as the family that has an
automobile now.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

There was an exidous of Young fell
lows from this good old town a couple
of weeks ago, but many are returning
to the fold.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

We find men who spend so much
time Dragging about the immensity of
the Panama canal that they haven't
time to dig up. enough coin to pay the
grocery man.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

1t doesn't take bride long to dis
cover that no woman can live in abso-
Lutte content and avine-clad cottage with
tightwad husband.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

Tx. DONALDSON, D. D. s.
Dentist Office ever Scars Harness
Shop. Audubon, Iowa. Phone 42l.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

The ten commandments and the law
providing that weeds shall be cut along
the roadsides and the highways dragged
when they need it are about equally
shot to pieces in practice.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

In the days of ancient Rome the
populace was contented with bread and
circuses. Now it demands peanuts and
moving picture shows.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

Men who attempt TO color Gala
bash pipe to match the rich brown of
the lower bowl may appreciate in a
small way the trials of the girl who
seeks to get sunburned to the hue of
the large freckle on her nose.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

Speaking Of cooked hats isn't Mr..
Bryan cooking his in, the face of pop.
ular protest when he insists that he
will continue to chautaulk until he
gets good and ready to quitH .
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

Complaint is made that there are
not enough goats in this country. OF
course, every one should have his goat
and to do that he should not be com
PEELED to get his neighbor's.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

The New York Base Ball club should
not worry, for since the days of old
when knights were bold young Davids
have been knocking out their Giants
with slingshots, balls, bats and things.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

Sulzer, the impeached governor of
New York has been removed from
Office on what he calls clearly a tech
nical error" But, What of it?"
They caught him with the goods on
him like other men we know of have
been caught.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-23

1t usually makes an d-fashioned
housekeeper feel good when she remem-
bers that she doesn't have to fill the
electric lights-that is when our plant
is running and not referring to last
night.