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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
A BRIEF RECORD OF PASSING
EVENTS IN THIS AND FOR
ElGN COUNTRIES.
IN LATE DISPATCHES
ooINGs AND HAPPENINGS THAT
MARK THE PROGRESS
OF THE AGE.
WE STERN.

silt" skirts have ben barred from
the Los Angeles. Cal. schools.
Three bills appropriating $4,000 for
campaign against tuberculosis were
passed by the California assembly.
The Illinois Senate passed the Ma
gill woman suffrage bill, which gives
the right to vote on all statutory Of
fices.
Arbitration can be made much wild
er In its scope than hitherto. in the
opinion of John Wesley Hill of New
Yok, president of the International
Peace Forum.
Milo L. Lyons, night watchman,
Hall OF Fame in Chicago for having
succeeded In leading a double life for
seven years on a salary Of $12 week.
Complete returns showed that the
wet policy was endorsed in Lincoln's
municipal election by a maorjity OF
S34. The majority for the saloons two
years ago was 665. Over 5000 votes
were cast.
Free lunch has come back at Gary.
Ind. Needing the protests of hun
dreds OF employees OF the steel mills.
the city council abolished the ordi-
nance prohibiting the serving Of free
lunch with beer.
A woman buglar. faultlessly attired
and employing an automobile in her
work. was driven from the home of
Mrs. P. B. Geary, a dressmaker, by
Helen Geary, seventeen years old. aft
er desperate encounter between the
women at Pasadena. Cal.
White women who associated with
Jack Johnson, negro heavyweight
champion of the world. were used as
sparring partners, according to
charges Of government attorneys at
Chicago in the trial OF Johnson.
charged with violation OF the Mann
law.
A proposal to divide the state OF
California at Tehachapi Pass. naming
the northern half, California" ano
the remainder. South Cafeteria" is
made in a resolution introduced In the
Senate by Senator John B. Sanford of
Ukiah. Democratic national commit
teeman.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
Our Wonderful Energy.

Andre de Fouquieres. whom 30
ciety lionized during the New York
season. praised on his departure for
Paris the wonderful energy of the
American business man.
II once asked an American bust
ness man. he said:
do you know what leisure
means?'
why, to be sure, l do the busi-
ness man replied. Leisure is spare
time that can be devoted to some
fresh job of work."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
WHERE HER THOUGHTS WERE
Most Married Men Have Had a Sim
liar Experience, II They viii
Admit the Truth.

The husband was reading a news
paper account to his wife. Now and
then he paused and asked a question.
doubt that she was listening closely.
He accused her of having thoughts
elsewhere, and she Indignantly retort-
ed that she had heard every word.
He continued reading for a few
minutes and then glanced at her.
From the far-away look in her eyes
he knew her thoughts we're not upon
the item he was reading. So. turn
ing the sheet as an excuse for q
pause, he continued as follows: ap-
parently reading:
Last night, about 2 o'clock in the
afternoon, just few minutes before
breakfast. a hungry boy about sixty
years old bought an orange for nine
pins and threw 1t through a concrete
wall twenty feet thick. With a cry
of despair he jumped into a dry mill
pond, broke his arm at the knee
joint, and was drowned. 1t was only
ten years later, on the same day and
at the same hour, that goat gave
birth to six elephants. A high wind
then came up and killed three dead
horses and a wooden cigar Indian
What do you think Of that. dear?" he
questioned, suddenly.
She gave a little start. smiled. and
said:
II think that's a splendid bargain.
Henry. You had better get half .
dozen, for your stock Of shirts Ii
low"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
Right Course.

The late Edward Dowden was be-
ing discussed in Philadelphia
"Dowden's style was ponderous and
somber," said a sonneteer. but l often
met him in Dublin. and his talk. unlike
his writing. sparkled with true Irish
wit
Il once told him of my many vain
efforts to swear of. and of my re-
solve, none the less, to make another
trial.
"'Right!' said Professor Dowden.
Right! Turn over a new leaf. You
needn't mention to any one the num-
Der of the page"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
Militant Snirit.

We were lined up at the booking
ofilce window, taking our places. In
front of me was a burly man. All
went well until n woman broke the
line and planked her twopence in
front Of the burly man. The man
swept 1t aside. I've always taught
my wife" he said. ito be polite to
gentlemen" I'm very glad I am not
your wife," said the woman. The man
in front of me took his ticket and
said. as he moved on, II took that
precaution some years ago."-London
Chronicle.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15

Between the great things we cannot
do and the small things we will not do,
the danger is that we shall do moth
ing.-Monod.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
Ready Answer.

BE mine. l cannot live without
you"
Bah" said the heiress. You have
lived without me for years"
True" retorted the duke, "but the
cost of living has got me at last"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15

Ten smiles for a nickel. Always buy Red
Cross Bag Blue; have beautiful clecr white
clothes. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15

The man who is called upon to
carve the turkey never gets his prop
er share of sympathy.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15

Work might be more to our liking
II we didn't have to do 1t.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
BEGIN With II.

why are people so much disguised
with any one who informs upon an
other?"
why shouldn't they be?"
Didn't every mothers son of us
begin life as squalers?"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15

Pleasure is temporary thrill of the
senses: happiness great and lasting
uplifting of the soul.-Sarah Grand.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15

Deaf mutes must be a noisy lot II
actions speak louder than words.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
Neiohborly,

Not long since man moved into
a certain village. After a week or
so a friend called on him and asked
how he liked his new home.
Pretty WELL" he said.
Have you called on your neighbors
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
Woman's Way

Woman's Way.
when she wasn't looking I kissed
her"
What did she do?''
Refused to look at me for the rest
of the evening"-Wasp.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
Queer Trouble.

I'VE are having hard time with
that smoke"
"A hard time? That's odd. It's
from soft coal"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
No Hope Of Retu

No Hope Of Return.
IT am afraid will lose my mind"
That's bad, for nobody who saw
1t when you lost it, would notice it.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15

NO" he replied; but I'm going to
IL any more of my wood is missing.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1913-05-15
Considerate.

"a cubist has asked me to suggest {
name for his latest picture"
Are you going to do it?'
mo, I'd hate to hurt his feelings"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18
First Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. I. Porter Bennett, Pastor.

"The Appointed Way" will be the
subject for the morning service. All
are welcomed.
11:45 Sunday School Rally service. A
g pod program has been provided. Let
every scholar be present at the Rally
Day service. A souviner will be given
to every scholar that is present. New
scholars are especially invited. Parents
are requested to come and unite with
us in this school. If you cannot come
regularly you are invited to join the
Home Department, you will then re-
ceive a quarterly to study your lessons.
Let us show to Mr.. Mcdonald, our eff
cient superintendent, that we will make
next Sunday record day in this live
up-to-date Sunday School. All are in
vited to be with us next Sunday.
6:l5 Epworth League, Mrs. Mary
Robertson, leader. You cannot afford
to miss this service, try and be there.
ZOO "The Sin of Achin" will be the
theme for the evening service. Come.
Good singing, live service, interest
increasing. No class distinction, all
are wanted.
The first Quarterly Conference will
be held next Tuesday evening at 1880.
Rev. w. Kendrick will have charge of
the service. Let every member OF the
Conference be gresent.
The Bible Study Class will meet on
Monday evening at the parsonage. You
are invited to come and assist US in the
study class.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18
SCHOOL NOTES.

The eighth grade pupils are studying
the metric system and making all sorts
of measurements and computations
with a view to becoming familiar with
the system.
1t is expected that Just previous to
the high school foot ball game this af-
ternoon the second teams OF Boyne CT
ty and East Jordan will play their first
game.
The second spelling exercise, con-
Quoted this week shows considerable
improvement on the part of each class.
The results are as follows: seniors 81,
juniors SO, sophomores %, freshman SO.
Miss Winters room has been provid-
ed with new seats to accommodate the
large enrolment in her room.
Tie literature class is now studying
the authors in the Elizabethan age.
Miss Johnson was absent from school
three days this week on account of
illness.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18
County Normal Notes.

A very interesting letter was received
from Merle Brecheisen, class of 1919,
who is teaching near Clarion. She has
a school of seven, and is getting along
nicely.
Esther Walker was absent the latter
part of the week on account of illness.
, A letter was received from BERTHE
Howe. Her sisters are much better
and we are glad we will have BERTHE
with us again Monday.
The class is enjoying two pictures,
the "Divine Shepherd, by Murella, pre-
scented by the class OF 1912, and the
windmill" by Ruysdael, presented by
the class of 1918.
The class is preparing debate on
the prohibiting of the saloons.
Lila Howe is assisting Miss Jarvis
this week.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18

Henry A. Johnston, business man
of L'Anse, Mich, writes: "For years,
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound for
coughs and colds has been our family
medicine. We give it to our children,
who like it on account of its pleasant
taste. 1t is safe cure for coughs and
colds" 1t contains no opiates. Hites
Drug Store.
Even fortune comes to him who waits
it he doesa't starve to death in the
meantime.
A narrow-gauge man never gets very
far on broad-gauge track
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18
Christian Science Church Notes.

Christian Science Society hold SER
vices in their room over the postoffice
Sunday morning at 10;30; Subject Of
lesson ID Crime of Agreement.
Sunday School at 1900 m.
Wednesday evening meeting at 1880.
Reading room in the same place open
every Tuesday and Thursday after
Moons from 2 to 4.
All are cordially invited to attend the
services and visit the reading room.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18

Every rich man imagines he would
enjoy helping his poor kin-if he hasn't
any.
Not even an ingenious woman can
make really good husband out of poor
material.
Occasionally a woman weighs her
words--then throws in lot for good
measure.
Roy X. Moulton, the famous humor-
list, is now on the editorial staff of the
Grand Rapids News. Old Cap Whipple
Grandma Whipple, Hank Tumms, FL
mer Sphinx, the village milliner, the
town constable, the station agent and
all the other "Hoppertown" characters
have followed Mr.. Moulton to The
News.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18
Presbyterian Church Notes
Rev. A. ID. Grigsby. Pastor.

Public worship Sunday morning in
the Presbyterian church at 1890 and
evening at 700. Sunday School at HAS,
Y. p. S. c. E. at 6:15.
Annual offering for Board of Home
Missions. The needs of this board are
very pressing, and increasing, and a
very liberal response is asked.
The annual offering for the Board of
Education will be taken at the same
time.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18
ST. Joseph's Church
Rev. Timothy Kroboth.

Sunday, October 10
500 a. m. low mass, Communion for
the Ladies Altar Society.
October 10th
1880 p. m. Meeting Of the Altar Socie-
ty.
Thursday, October 23rd
500 p. m. Meeting of Sodality and
Children of Mary, in school building.
Important business.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18

1t is no compliment when a woman
says ooh, all men are alike!"
Before she has been married a year
every woman discovers that her his
band is brute.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18
Keeps Your Steve
"Always Ready for Company"

n bright, clean, glossy stove is the joy
and pride of every housekeeper. But it
Is hard to keep n stove nice and shiny
unless Black Silk Stove Polish is used.
Here is the reason: Black Sill, Stove
Polish sticks rIglt 10 tie iron. 1t doesn't
rue off or dust off. Its shine lasts fonr
times longer than the shine of any 0ther
polish. You only need TO polish one
foRy1h as often, yet your stove will be
cleaner, brighter and better looking than
it has been Since you first bought it. Use
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-18
cHARLEvOix COUNTY HERALD
q. A. Lisk. Publisher
ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR

Entered at the postofce at East Jordan
Michigan. as second class mail marusr.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been report
ed TO the health department in the last
twenty-four hours:
Harvey A. Ford. - years, i6l. 10th
street northwe ST.
Jacob Johnson. ~ Years. George Wash
ington University Hospital
Blanche Nj Swope - years. 1871: y
stree; northwest
Eleanora A. OTooie IL Years. 1884 |
street northwest,
Virginia French. a. years. II, 6 street
northeast.
Sarah f. Denty. So years. Sibley Hospi-
tai.
George ]. Games. ). years. United
States Soldiers Home.
Esther j. Michael, 10 years. a3l =
street southwest.
William A Larkin. IA years. Garfield
Hospital.
Mary Jacobson. Z? years. S,- .6th street
northwest.
Dorothy T. Hungerford. l. Years. the
Portner.
James Octy, - years. 1912 Temperance
avenue.
Eva Edwards. Is years. Episcopal Eye.
Ear and Throat Hospital.
Mammie Edmondson. - years, l''l' itn
st-s ct northwest.
James H. Robinson. ~ years. 6lo A
street northeast.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
HOUSE TO LOAF UNTIL JUNE.
Chicken Feed Business to Con
mand Time During Recess.

Chicken feed business as il is termed
by Representative Mann of Illinois, VIII
occupy the time of the House from now
until June according to statement made
by him last night In view OF that Tact
the House will take. practically. a Naca-
ton until the first of the month.
The ways and means committee will &C.
cupy the intervening time in completing
the committees for the democratic SIDE
of the House and the banking and cur
rency committee heads will begin to con-
fer on the currency legislation which will
comprise the second chapter I'm the lesis-
lative history Of the Wilson adminstra-
ton.
Representative Underwood and Repre-
sentative Mann agreed last night that
the House should adjourn three days at
time until June |. The chicken feed
business" will consist of unanimous con-
sen. matters of slight political impor-
lance.
The Indian appropriation bill. which
failed to pass in the previous Congress.
will be sent to conference during the va
cation.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
IVY CITY WANTS SIDEWALKS.
Citizens Association Also Plans a
Cleanup Campaign.

A petition is being circulated among
residents OF Ivy City. ID. C.. asking the
District Commissioners to lay sidewalks
on the various streets in that part OF
the city.
Tie petition was started Tuesday night
at meeting Of the Ivy City Citizens As
ISOLATION. at which time it was stated that
sidewalks have only been laid on one
side of the street. A playground for the
children of that section is urged by the
association and the committee on educa-
ton was notified to confer with the Dis
trict Commissioners on this score.
The association voted to take steps
toward cleaning UP Ivy City. 1t was eX-
planned that at number of places there
are quantities of tin cans and other rub
bish.
The meeting was held al the home of
Mrs. Rebecca jackson. 100 Capitol ave-
nue.. The June meeting is to be held at
the home of Mrs. Joseph Hawkins. 146
Providence street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
FOR CLOSER AMITY.
German Ambassador Attends Ami.
yersary BANQUET in New York.

Count Won Bernstorff, the German am
bassador. went to New York today to at
tend banquet intended 10 accentuate
the fact that Germany and the United
States have no need to celebrate a peace
anniversary. given by the German Pub
lea ton Society.
The society hopes to bring about even
closer relations between the United States
and Germany than are marked by the
fact that the two nations never have
been on any terms other than those or
amity and good will.
Among those who have accepted invita-
tons to the banquet are DR.. Eliot. DIR.
John Grier Hibben. Prof Hugo Munster
berg. Hugo Reisnger. Theodore Sutro.
Lieut. Gov Martin III. Glynn. Controller
William A.. Rrendergast. Representative
Richard Bartholdt- Nathan Straus. Rod
man Wanamaker, DIR. Charles III. Park
hurst Herman 4. Metz. Henry ". Taft.
Timothy W. Woodruff. Rear Admiral
Charles G.. SiSsbee. former United states
Senator John =. Spooner. Judge Barlow
s. Weeks, Gen. Francis >. Green. Frank
Tilford. F. w Woolworth. Daniel Froh
man. Gen !. Grant Wilson and Borough
President Mctneny.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
DIED.

COLEMAN. ON Wednesday,, May :. 1913. at
nm a, GF hs ifsidenee c $s street saa,h
brother Of Susan Madison and Ella Newman
and husband Of he late Julia Coleman.
Funeral from on Zion Baptist church +. street be
day. May II. at pm. Friends aud rela
tivcs invited 10 attend TO-
CROSS Suddenly, May o. 1918. al AtIsnti
CITY sAMk s, cn@ss Of sa s.a
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
FRENCH on Thursday. May $. 1919. at 1890
am. VIRGINIA. daughter OF Mr.. AMI Mrs.
William French. Beltsville. Md
Funeral from Methodist Episcopal Church. Belts
vile. Md. NJ EGO pm. Saturday. May
sos 4th street southeast MARY. behaved wife
of Thomas W. Grfin.
Funeral Saturday. May 10. IT SO IN. thence
To 81. Peters Church. where reaui. m mass
will be ssio for the repo-c OF her soul Al .
am. Relatives and friends invited.
HANNAH. On "Wednesday. May = 1915; at :
west. FRANK DANIEL soa Of Catharine
and the late Daniel Hannah. and brother Of
Rev. Eugene A. Hannah Of 81. Martin 5
Funeral from st. Patrick's Church on Saturday.
May 10. at $50 am. lnterment private. ..
HARRIS. Departed this life "Wednesday. Ma,
:, i es: =. PM; ALICE HARRIS m1,he,
Funeral from lI4o I'D street northwest Satur.
da,. May 10. al o'clock. Friends and
relatives invited.
HICKEY. On TUESDAY. May q. 1918 a: nm.
nj her home in Hyattsvil.e. Md. MAMIE g.
HICKEY Tree Jenkins. wife of John T..
Hickey.
Funeral Saturday. May 10. at 10 n m from 81.
Jerome's Church. HynttsvIllc. Intcrment pri-
vate. baltimore papers please copy, %
HUNGERFORD. On Thursday. May s. 1918. 1T
4:10 am, the Portner Apartment. 18th
and u streets northwest. DOROTHY TAfLOE
Youngest and beloved daughter Of MFR. ana
Mrs. Philip G. HungerforSA aged twelve
years. one month and twent rec days
Funeral services will be held~Aturdas, May
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
AMENDING HOSPITAL RULES.
Bill Regulating Admission to Insti
tuition for Insane.

Representative Barchfeld of Pennsyl-
vania has introduced a bill i'm the House
to allow patients from the District of Co
lumbia to enter the Government Hospital
for the Insane on their own application
At present admission to the hospital Is
obtained only after certain legal steps
have been taken. the District government
maintaining sanitary officer through
whose office all applications for treatment
i'm the hospital must pass.
Representative Rarchfeid $ bill PROVIDES
that written application from any citizen
Of the District should he sufficient to AL
low entrance to the institution.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
Births Reported.

The following births have been reported
to the health department in the last
twenty-four hours:
+. Ambrose and Mary {. Armstrong
girl.
Patrick +. and Mamie {. Vaughan, boy
Howard and Carrie Carroll boy.
Alfred L. and Mamie Richards boy.
Gustayus and Stella Floto girl
James X. and Rosetta Mayhugh. boy.
Frank I. ard Mabel n. Fox. boy.
Frank and jamie Dudley, boy.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued TO
the following:
William Y. Dixon and Mary r. Thomp
son
John l.. Wharton of Culpeper. Va. and
Alice !. Sacre of Orange. Va.
Rupert s. Hughes of Bryant. Va. and
Laura W. Harris of Fauba. Va.
Francis \. Carmela of Royersford.
Pa. and Sara +. Brounback of Parker
Ford. Pa.
Fred j. Lay and Anna V. Mueller.
Grant W. Fenwick and Harriet Wilson.
George \. REYNOLDS and Madeline Is.
Robinson.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
FRECk Les
Don't Hide Them With a Veil
Remove Them With the Othine
Prescription.

This rrescript ion for the removal or frcr.l
was written by prominent physician. AMI j.
usually successful in removing frrc,il.s AMI
giving clear. beautiful complexion that il l.
sold hy Your druggist under an absolute suaran-
tee t" refund the money If it fails.
Don't hide your frecklcs under veil: get an
ounce of oihnc and them. Even the
first few applications should show wonderful
improvement. some Of the lighter freckcs
ishing entirely
Be to ask the druggist for The double
strength nthne: IL Is this that 10 sold the
money back guarantee.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-09
In Memoriam.

GEORGE " BRrNNER. who passed away
two years ago today. May =. 1911
HIS PARENTS.
Although Two years have passed away
Since you from me have gone.
Yet. George. miss Won every day
And still for you | mourn
Oh. IL ut times the stain If grief
Upon my cheek appears.
II is because my saddrst thoughts
Find some relief in tears.
BUSY In sad and loving remembrance q our
dear mother OLIVIA Busy. who died
eleven years today. May 8. l:"'2
By HER CHILDREN. WILLIAM. HATTIE
AND GEORGE.
FISHER. In sad and loving rememl,ranec 81
my dear mother. BETTE Il FISHER. Who
departed this life three years ~" to-day.
May =. 1910
Dear mother. ! shall never I" l",c you.
Though your form be in dust,
Some day hope to meet you there
To this end In tod trust.
BY HER DEVOTED DAUGHTER. TILiIE B.
HARPER.
GEDDEs In sad but loving memory u PETER
n. GEDDES. VIII" died seven year ago today.
May .. 1896. at his residence. l3l3 North
Carolina avenue northeast.
In life beloved. in death remembered
BY HIS LOVING WIFE ANn FAMILY.
LEE In loving remembrance - our dear ia bani
aud father ALEXANDER LEE. Nh1 d"rar'ei
this life year ago today. Ma! >. lai:.
| have kissed thy lovely hraw.
AnI in my aching heart Know
I have no husband EaM.
A voice I loved j. stiilrd.
\ place j. vacant in my hcati
Which can he nj el.
BY HIS LOVING WIFE, SARAH LEE AID
CHILDREN
STAHI.. In loving remembrance - my dear
brother GEORGE l.. STALL. VINO sud
denly departed this life one year ago today.
May .. 1912.