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Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-03-13
DEAD MAN IN MAIL
Corpse Reduced Ia Ashes Forward
cd Ia Ills widow.

DENVER. Colo. March d. -"iIcrc
IL a dead man." was the comment
made by a parcel posi- clerk today
aH he held up to the vlew Of hh
fellow clerks a package nine inches
square and Weighing seven pounds.
The package contained the ashes
Of Edward y. Knots OF California.
who died here a few days ago. and
was addressed TO The widow. Mrs.
Ada a. Knots. san Francisco. II
cost flfty-one cents postage and
bore a ton-ccnt insurance stamp.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-03-13


n. s. Nelson. being first duly
sworn according to law. deposes and
says that he Is president OF the
above named bank; that the above
and foregoing report contains a full.
true and correct statement OF the
condition OF the said bank az the
close OF business ON the goth day
OF February. 1913.
n. s. NELSON.
Correct attest:
w. r. OLSON,
CARLOS GUNDERsON,
Directors
Subscribed and sworn TO before
me this 9Th day of March, 1913.
]. w. STERLING,
tseaD Notary Public.
My commission expires August ..
1916.
STATE OF UTAH,
Office OF Bank Commissioner.
|. David Mattson. bank commits
sioner OF the state of Utah, do
hereby certify that the foregoing Is
full. true and correct copy of the
statement OF the above named COM
pany, filed In my office this 9Th
day OF March, 1913.
DAVID MATTSON,
(SeaD Bank Commissioner.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-03-13
the FORTY YEAR TEST.

An article must have exceptional
merit 10 survive for a period OF
forty years. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy was first offered 10 the
public In 1872. From a small be
ginning II has grown in favor and
popularity until Il has attained a
world wide reputation. You will
find nothing better for a cough or
cold. Try Il and you will understand
why It Is a fayorite after period
of more than forty years. II not
only gives relief-it cures. For
sale by all dealers.-AdVt.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-03-13
ARE you CONSTIPATION

II 40. got a box OF Dr. Kings New
Life Pilla. take thom regularly and
your trouble will quickly disappear.
They will stimulate the liver. Inn
prove your digoation and get rid OF
all the polsons from your system.
They will surely get you well again.
Twenty-Five cents at all doalers.-
Adyt.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-03-13
EGGS FOR HATCHING.

For sale. a limited number of
Golden Buff Leghorn eggs from the
heaviest laying strain In America.
Fertility guaranteed. Price. ti.25
per setting OF fifteen. prepaid. u.
u. Poultry Co.. Moab. Utah.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-03-13

Crystal Brook whlsky-Quaker
Maid Rye-the two beat over-sold
In Price only by J. II. Forester at
the %. r." Ask for these popular
branda.-Advt.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-03-13
REPORT MADE TO THE BANK

Commissioner OF tho state OF Utah.
OF the condition OF the Price Com
mercial and Savings Bank. located
at Price. In the county OF Carbon.
State OF Utah. at the close OF bus
mess on the goth day OF February
1913.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-03-13

Licensed abstraoters OF titles I'M
der 100000 bonds. II. w. Crock
EFT a Co.-Adyt.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-03-13

Smoke Eureka Queen cigar. ]. w.
MeGann. maker.-Adyt.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-03

explaining Mr.. Everett's kingly ca
reer.
Mr. Everett, before he became y
Rlhg. was a man-about-town, Beau
brummcl and boulevardIer. Lob.
sters, champagne and chorus girls
were his favorite dishes.
Suddenly affairs In Wall Street left
him In shaky state of health fnan.
cially, and he started on Trim
around the world.
In the course OF his travels bo
came to ArOrai. 1t is in the midst
81 .hc maze Of islands scattered
through the Southern Pacific. The
nearest centre Of civilization lies in
samoa over thousand miles away.
rms was just the place for Mr..
i1VeIr't 10 start In anew. Fortu-
n"teiN Tor Mr. Everett, the king of
me island, one Rovaka, didn't like
ms LOOKS, from gustatory stand
point, ana as 1t was not considered
etiquette for the lesser dgnltaries of
he island to take up what the king
turned down. the New Yorker was
not molcstcd. On the contrary. his
me white fiannels, his manners. and
u monograph which he carried with
'iiii' SO charmed the old king that,
before he had been on the island
more than few hours, the king
begged him to accept Arawali, his
only daughter, for wife and named
him as heir TO the throne!
Having given him his daughter in
marriage and named him heir, King
hovaka then further evinced his Tx
Ing for the lucky New Yorker by
dying, and thus giving him the
throne
With the throne went some twenty
wives, and in the years that followed
King Everett, or King Eta Moroa,
lih, immaculate One, as he was
called, gradually increased his wifely
collection until he had an even
thirty.
IL was a long while before the
American King could master the saw
age lingo. and he insisted upon nam
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-03

Calling Soup" Mop" and "Alo."
his three favorite wives. to him. the
king allowed each of them TO select
one OF the gowns and the flmy croa.
tons that went with It, There was
good deal Of misapprehension among
the women rs to the exact functions
or the various articles of clothing.
but the king. full Of experience gath
cred in years gone by, was able to
advise his wives, and they were soon
attlred In the way the clothes were
intended to be worn.
The king sat back on his throne.
malt closed his eyes. and as the three
wives paraded up and down the court
Imagined he was once again back on
dear old Broadway and that three OF
his faVorite musical comedy queens
were waiting on him.
Ills bliss was short-lived In some
way the news OF the arrival OF the
wonderful new gowns spread through
the royal domain, and the other
tWenty-seven wives quickly presented
themselves at court, demanding
apparel similar to what Mop, Soup"
and "Aio' were wearing
The American king was IN Il guam
dairy. Never before had his wives
assumed such belligerent attitude.
The three favorites made no move TO
help him out, but kept marching up
and down In their tight-ftung gowns
and arousing the Ire OF the others.
He summoned his medicine men,
but even their magic was unable ID
quell the wrath Of the envious twenty.
seven beauties. The situation grew
more threatening every moment.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-03

A THRONE is going begging for
"A the lack of man brave
- enough to occupy It.
1t is perfectly good throne fully
equipped with all modern improve
ments. including thirty wives and in
Vulnerable servants and retainers,
and II Is quite centrally located. To
be exact, 1t lies on the equator about
four thousand miles to the southwest
Of Hawaii.
This vacant throne is that OF the
kingdom OF Arorai, one of the Gilbert
Islands. Its last incumbent was
Archibald c. Everett, formerly n New
York stock broker Mr.. Everett
abandoned the stock broking business
for the king business rather sud
denly. He had been on the short"
end of the stock market for some
time-that IS to say, he had sold n
whole lot of stocks that he didn't
own, In the hope that prices would
go down and that when the time
came for him TO deliver those he had
sold, he would be able TO ge, them at
reduced price.
Instead OF going down. however.
W NAi' hP' anu MI. ENtTtUJ
iost out. 1t was then that he de.
cided that the atmosphere along his
beloved Broadway was too warm for
comfort, and that. by comparison.
even the tropical climate of the South
sea Islands might be regarded as
frigid.
This was four years ago. Some few
months later he found himself firmly
established on.-tha throne of Arorai
ana the lesser half of thirty different
wives. q He reigned most satisfac-
torily to all concerned until a few
weeks ago, when he suddenly deyel-
oped desire 10 return TO his former
haunts along the Great White Way.
Al the present moment he is aboard
some merchant steamer in the Pa
cine, headed for these shores.
u was all on account OF three Pa
risian gowns-but first a few words
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-03

ing things in his own fashion. In.
stead of the difficult sounding names
with which his wives we're endowed
he dubbed them after stocks in which
ne mad specialized in New York. So
ectlhg the names with more or less
reference to the characteristics pos
scssed by those he chrstened
Thus. one OF them who had an
enormous wad OF hair he called
.Mop'-the Wall Street designation
lor Missouri Pacific Another who
mad prediction for mushy foods he
called Soup Southern Pacifc).
third who was always on the jump he
christened "Alo" american Locomo-
uve). a fourth who was always lab.
oerlng he named Con Gas"
One who had long since passed her
nrst youth he dubbed Old Woman"
tOntario & Westerly. Another who
highly priced n piece Of rope he had
discarded, and wore it as a necklace.
he appropriately named Clothes.
lne," the Wall Street name for Cen
raj Leather. Still another was
katy the nickname for Missouri
Kansas & Texas. The chief of
police he called Copper" and the
rest OF the pOpulace Of the island he
named to suit his other whims.
And now the throne of Arorai Is
vacant! King Everett has abdicated,
ana VIII never return, and it was all
because of three Partisan gowns!
One OF the natives who had so
much copra he didn't know what to
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-03
Suddenly he had an inspiration.

Suddenly he had an inspiration.
Turning to Mop" Soup" and
"Alo." he commenced to laugh up
roariously at them.
My good queens, how very funny
you look!' he shouted. You must
really excuse my laughing, but I
can't help it. What made you pus
those clothes on in that remarkab BILE
manner? That is not the way my
people wear them"
The fashionably gowned wives look.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-03
The Weird Medicine Men Who Vainy Tried TO Settle The
troubles of the Royal Household with Their Magic

do with 1t. bought OF one Of the trad
ers three Partisan gowns and all the
lingerie and other accessories which
went with them
Under the laws Of the island, every
thing purchased or otherwise ac-
quired by the natives had 70 be
offered TO the king. These gowns and
French finery were the first real signs
Of civilization Everett had seen in
four years, and he promptly accepted
them.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-03
''But the king didn't wait.
snatching a suitcase, he fled for
the boat, with the enraged wives
in pursuit"

cd at each other but said nothing.
no, no. went on the king. I'm nv
country one woman doesn't wear all
those clothes. You would h, laughed
at II anyone were to see you dressed
up like that. If you want to look
MS the Parisians look, take off those
clothes and divide them among the LOT
OF you, There's enough for ALI"
Loud shouts Of approval from the
rest or the wives greeted the kings
announcement, and in momen: the
three favorites we're disrobing as fash
as they had previously attired them
selves in the filmy garments AS
the various articles Of dress came off
they were speedily bounced upon BY
the other women.
In fifteen minutes every one Of the
thirty wives had confiscated one of
the articles and was embellisbin1 her
person with It. One drew a pair of
shoes. another hat, third a pair
OF gloves. fourth petticoat. a nth
slip, sixth pair OF corsets, a
seventh belt. and so on. There
wasn't one In the whole lot who had
more than two or three of the articles
OF clothing upon her, and most of
them nau only one.
When the distribution was COM
p!etc the thirty wives paraded before
the king. and although he was
nearly bursting from suppressed
laughter. he complimented them all
on their appearance and inwardly
congratulated himself Mt having thus
settled what might easily have devel-
opcd into very troublesome cituation.
Again the kings bliss was short.
lived. For week or two his thirty
wives went about attired in the vari-
Gus garments they had selected In the
general distribution They looked
upon each other with more or less
amusement, each considering herself
TO have drawn the prize and none OF
them suspecting for a moment that
she looked any different from the
women the king had associated with
In America and Europe
And then, some three weeks later,
came another trading vessel TO Arorai
Island. Among the articles one OF
the natives purchased with his copra
was late issue OF one OF the
monthly magazines. In 1t there werel
several colored fashion-plates which
attracted his attention. When he got
OhNh W MS IcIHe nc showed the PIC
lures to his women folk Then. OF
course, he offered the magazine TO the
king, and, as luck would have 1t,
Soup was the royal knee when
the fnshion-plates were revealed.
Soup" was quick TO see the way
In which the French models were at
tired. Snatching the magazine from
the king. she shrieked for the other
wives and waved the fashion-plates
in front Of them
The king dismounted from his
throne. His disgruntlcd wives were
angrily convers!ng among themselves.
"Alo' was marching up and down,
eShorting the women to have revenge
on their king. who had lied to them
and made joke Of them. The elders
OF the tribe were summoned, and 1t
was decided to put the king on trial.
But the king didn't wait. The
trading vessel which had brought the
Hateful magazine was still In the
offing. Its boat was on the shore,
and. snatching a suitcase which he
always kept ready for emergencies.
he fed for the shore with the en-
ragged wives In pursuit!
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-03
One of the Kings Wives Whom He Cbristened "Er D.,
ferred" Because She Was Such Favorite of His

A THRONE is going begging for
~ the lack of man brave
Oh - enough to occupy II.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-06
sENEFiTnNG FROM oPPoRTu-
 NITY

Wherever opportunity is offered for
 business there American capital is
 ever interested and this Is no bet
 ter illustrated than by the determine ton of the steel trust to erect tWen- ty million dollar plant in Canada. Our northern neighbor has been making great strides in the way of develop ment and it is bound to continue when 1t is realized that this development is due to the railroads and in their wake is bound to follow developments in all lines of industry. Inasmuch as there seems to be little chance for across the border. In the past year over 2000 miles of railroad were built by three lines in Canada and this poll icy of extension will be vigorously pushed throughout this year so that a third more miles may result in the coming twelve months.
 There has been large draft of peo- pie and money from this country since Canada's possibilities were opened up and 1t is apparent that American in- f1uence is going to play an important part insthe future development of that vast territory which is destined to play a leading role in colonization for years to come. The steel trust Is getting in on the ground floor and like much other American capital it is going to be of vast benefit to that country. It will not be alone to the railroad but in construction work in general that this will be an aid Whatever business will be done by capital from this country will also be of immense benefit to Canada in securing earlier develop ment and a quicker realization of it's look into the future.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-06
GOOD IN MOTION PIcTueEs.

The crusade against the bad in mo- ton pictures has extended throughout ene country and it has had it's good eneets in many ways. The censorship naS oone much to overcome the show Ing or pictures which would have a oetramenla1 effect upon young minds ana an investigation which the Asso- ciafed Charities of Boston cond1cted showed conditions much better than expected The committee reports.
 The results of investigations showed Tar less discouraging conditions than we had expected to find The build- fngs are. for the most part. modern we'll constructed, fairly well heated and ventilated, especially at the be- slnnlng Of the performance, and have adequate fire protection, with the nos sfoie exception of Saturday afternoons. when the entrances and Hobbies are thronged with baby carriages.
 Naturally, the most important mart of the investigation was to determine the character of the performances. And here again the investors were rather pleasantly surprised. In contrast to any objectionable features there we've occasionally illustrated stories patri- etic pictures. scenes of industrial life and the 1ikes
 Such results are encouraging and it IS reasonable to believe that there will be every reasonable effort made by picture show managers to h,ire their entertainment up to as high and educat1ve level as the patrons will sanction. and therein lies the oppor tunity for the public to demand that which will accomplish the greatest good The moving pictures have come to stay and they should be turned to the greatest good.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-06
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

When President Taft delivered his address to the republican gathering at New York he made it evident that he fully realized that the defeat of the republican party had been the result, not of the party and its prin- ciples. but Of personality injected into the contest by the bo1ting element and that there is absolutely no reason for believing that the party setback is permanent. It is natural that he might hold such an attitude but he points out plainly that 1t Is not plac- ing the party in the proper light to judge it from the figures of the pop ular vote of last November While those figures show that it finished third, the figures in the state elections st the same time show that it finished second. whereby it is evident that it was personality which was the issue in the national contest and the party in the states A million votes un- coubtedly went over to the democratic candidate to block any possibility of the progressive candidate winning in the national contest and those votes are coming back to the party to which thes belong. This means an undim- fnishable army standing and working for the party principles.
 Tn this outlook the president is talk ing conservative view. The action in state elections since the presiden- tia1 contest bears it out. The party which has stood so long for high prfn- ciples and the welfare of the country Is still great force. which has gone through temporary dfsorganization be- fore and come out with colors flying. + has an important duty to carry out and its record in behalf of such prfr- cfp1es as it stands for, is such as to indicate that it will not be remfss.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-06
Upset Stomach
 And Indigestion
"PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN" CURES SOUR, GASSY STOMACHS IN FIVE
 MINUTES.

Time itl In five minutes all stomach distress will go. No indigestion, heartburn, sourness or belching of gas, acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dizziness, bloating. foul breath or headache.
 Pape's Diapepsin is noted for it's speed in regulating upset stomachs. It is the surest, quickest and most cer- tain remedy in the whole world and besides it is harmless.
 Millions of men and women now eat their favorite foods without fear they know now it is needless to have a bad stomach
 Please, for your sake, get a large ffty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store and put your stomach right. Don't keep on being miserable-life is too short-you are not here long, so make your stay agreeable. Eat what you like and di- gest it; enjoy 1t, without dread of re- belIion in the stomach.
 Diapepsin belongs in your home any way, It should be kept handy. should one of the family eat something which doesn't agree with them or i'll case of an attack of indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or stomach Arrangement at daytime or during the night it is there to give the quickest .surest relief known.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-06
cHINA,s TROUBLES.

China is looking for better condi- tions in all walks of life and is so cutting her cloth as to bring them about, but in so doing there are others who are equally determined that she shall not succeed and strangely enough there are interested in this hindrance, two of the big nations of the world. Russia and Great Britain. Russia ie concerned with blocking the political regeneration of the country which has made such an suspicious start under the new republic, and Great Britain seeks to force upon the new republic the necessity of buying the product of ths opium field Of India against her will. Russia Is seeking to em- osr-ass the financial conditions of re- newing demands for indemnity from the Boxer rebellion while Great Br,- tafe is seeking the same relief bc- cAuss o7 the opium destroyed tu the government wa4 the opium habit
 Russfass intentions are tc cripple the new government and get a strong
 CT grip on the situation in the east and Manchuria in particular, but there can be little patience with Great Brf
 tain in forcing upon the country the evil of the opium, habit when sucr, determined efforts are being made against the debauching of the people by the use of the powerful drug. If Is the fact that speoulators are inter ested in this trade which China wants to discourage which forces the British Interference. Like all new republics China Is having her share of trouble She faces it bravely but matters are taking such shape that it seems i'm evitabie that the big loan which was not consummated last year will be wrung from her at the terms of the six powers
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-06
OBEY THE RULES.

With the parcels post service in op-
 eration but a few days there has not
 been a long enough trial to get it into
 the smooth operation which will re-
 suit after the newness of it wears off.
 There are, however, many ways in
 which the public can help bring this about and in no better way than the strict observance of what may be termed the red tape of the system. In devising the rules the department may have made some which seem un- necessary, but 1t is for them to keep careful account of the business which the new departure does and in order to do that it is necessary that all the details shall be observed by one and all. Yet in many offices much difficulty is experienced from afhxing the wrong kind of stamps.
 In the matter of stamps, a special issue has been printed for this parcels post service and as long as such are the requirements it is as easy to carry them out as it is to purchase the reg u1ar stamps and expect them to do. It is true that the same value is given Uncle Sam in either case when stamps are purchased, but until some other method of distinguishing parcels post business from the regular business in the other classes is provided, the rules must be observed. The time may come when it will be changed. as it has been done with the special delivery service, but until 1t does, the public can save itself and the post office employees much trouble and get better service by following the requirements. Uncle Sam is like a doctor in this regard, who prescribes the medicine and ex- poets it to be taken as directed, to accomplish it's purpose
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-06
NEWEST NEckWEAR.

Tn addition to the newly revived stock which is such a comfortable SUD- p1ement to the collarless blouse or bodice, the novelty of the moment is a long strip of embroidered silk, which passes twice round the neck and is held by a lace pin. For the chilly muf11ers in cream colored wool, very finely knitted, fit closely to the collar and fasten with a spring button. The colors are white, sake blue amethyst, reseda, cinnamon and navy. More pro- tective still Is the knitted woolen muf- fer, with a simulated turndown col lar bordered with piping of any color. This kind completely protects the chest in front, and, being rounded at the back. Is warm and cozy where the coat collar fails in these qualities It fastens down the front with pearl buttons