Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-17
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=" - - 1879
ALoNu Anour This time there be-
sins 70 De- "a euiumn tango ~ the air.
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THE WHOLE world viii soon bc
vorkins einhi hours a day. says one
81 our professional knou-it.alis We
ifDsi Ne iani deliberately holding our
false hopes % thu newspaper man.
g.
rifAw, a. ieast didn't iry hum
ger siflke.
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NOBODY has enlightened ~ set ~
90 the relationship between Trnvera
Jerome and Jerome Trayers. The
chief difference. We have notfd. =
That one plays golf and the ether pen.
ny-ante.
WE SHOULD worry about that
Christmas siroppine yet a while.
o.
HARRY r. good actor. says Nve-
Ism. Jerome thinks he n a bad ac-
TOR car opinion ls he Is maief-
actor
OLD FATHER HUBBARD went 10
the cupboard % qncnch his AWFUL
thirst Whom he got there the cup-
Board was bHfe-the old lady had
been there first
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A soul.
A part of the Infinite kindness,
4 part ~ the Infinite pain.
Called from she Infinite spaces;
iiohbied and bound with a chain.
A part 81 the Infinite glory.
Called from the puths 81 the stars;
F'iesh-heid 80 the earth and flesh
driven.
Made subject TO bolts ana bars.
a part Of the Infinite kindness
part II the Infinite love;
a light on the path up To heaven;
a whisper 70 earth from above.
a treasure hostngo--a promise.
a thing that d mans, In his hands,
a runiEhmcnt~-C0nscience--n mem
tor
whatever the mind understands.
a shrob from the heart Of the Mas
ter,
TO know all earth's srievlne and
To help 50 when books are all ball
onced.
The world shall show something OF
gain.
Houston Post.
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NOwADAYs she man who gets
IN the spotlight has 10 be mighty
careful 90 conceal Il II ne is not
fan.
SOME SAY they are called that be-
'auEc they arc so windy.
D.
liberal
"A gen roua lads my brother Nod.
Said little johnny Loyitt.
~ takes the middle or the bed
And leaves me both sides OF a."
October Womans Home Com
panion.
HUERTA EXPECTS TO raise
'ampaign fund He'll raise well. he
possibly may raise something.
O.
so. ANGELINA. that neat pine
structure which you see at the corner
Il Second and Tiieras Is not The city
hall.
THERE ARE SAID TO be 23i |
,nown milll0naires IN Chicago. There |
re probably some IN hiding who |
nave not been counted.
DiGGS was acquitted Of suOorna
ion Of perjury II must be- comfort
ne 10 him To- be acquitted of some
hing.
THE REV. SCHMIDT admits that
Iesides being flrst-class murderer
nd several other varieties OF "a Grim
nal he Is ALSO a counterfciter a. a
idc line. The Rev D. az least versa
he.
O.
AFTER READING the story of the
wo iates, automobile gun battles on
he streets Of Sew York. We nave
a h VIII be safer 60 visit the ciu
Mexico.
O.
ahsHhf I httHNN sun ANtN" "'|'N aAt'A ~ |
he Buffalo Bill ease. when he gets
, acting Tor the movies. however
uflalo viii be- able 10 file few bills
his suit case.
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PUT UP YOUR gun--the above
as purely accidental
&
WE NOTE IN pawsing that Las
cgas has a merchants policeman
AIMED Terry McGoyoru. We won
cred an tlds time whore Terrible ,
crry has found retirement
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WHEN THE dcadheadH praise the
low YOU may De sure 30 Sos Zine
O.
M rs ALL right to have "a hobby,
st so u isn't yourself
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WE HEAR that wcll-known i've
d skeleton in circus has lost 900
FUNDS 10 is oXpanatloued by the
"a that he was the husband OF the
c lady. and she died.
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LITTLE Willie, quite brightly
Tells teacher that Poahorse,
a. simply and merely the
Past tense of sawhOrse,
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DIDN'T YOU SEE Jimmy as you