The Republican journal., 1913-03-06
. .FRNING DOCTORS.

-1s ERNING DOCTORS.
-.rt.r The first person we meet
r- uA INTO this world, and,
.zs z, ont oy accident or other un-
., anao1s, he is the last with
-,.a $40. ave it. Such devotion is
+ros CHEST praise, and that is
4. snt iIi the doctor gets for it.
d.. ....s ut it, because practice
p. fsrfvt. and a doctor without
.ar. - worth much.
Nm -r5 '-t loctor was is not known,
h. aa-t We arrived shortly after
.,a f-. e INTO the Garden, because
Ar. rst taere wasn't any need of
In .asr words a doctor is a m at
si'y. When you need him,
s5 bu You DO need him, and if he
he NERVE to present his bill just
nm. 3Ilied you out of the hole
q .b-sa holes, you know. with
-re Top to jt-you would be glad to
g amount he might ask. But
n y51 feel some different, and you
rCr tu with graft when he charges
.Tii7 sum which would have seemed
ii enough when you thought you
r gong 10 lose it all. But this is to
rsde-a extent the doctors fault,
sgs4 be should never let a patient
We enough to feel frisky like that
tb- 1lIi is paid. That is one reason
oe-o-s $, often need the money,
doctors have expenses to meet just
ofer people DO, though they never
. srg loaror's bills to pay. This is
lE 90 b. fact that the ethics of the
iession forbid one doctor from charg-
no-her for professional services.
,bt mere comes in one of the greatest
lUsrms . doctor is called upon to
si, 10 wit repairing one until he is
goN as lev and getting nothing for
TaeT D, quietly letting him drop out,
agnt r5- only get rid of competit
hut secure much of his practice.
tho Ds-s9ce IS on record of any doc
long this. Really, don't you know,
ter, r- o1t early as bad as people in
ito thsm say they are.
rs aonUp0 tslk-very common that
.3. in league with the under
-' ta2 .aa, you might as we'll begin
pack ~ jon tae long journey when
lc,r comes around. But plain
,n-ss s.ns- cor troverts. this fallacy.
~. aa.. o.. lie, is the doctors mot
DE- 1o'u's non payabus, which,
'gTaa 4.'a, means, 1.-The dead ones
,sy True, some of the live ones
# me do, and never a dead
sat- graveyard may mean some
'gt =rtaker, but it doesn't to
',-- ABLY as many kinds Of doc
aa' te ~- varieties of professors
h- a- politics. For example,
.s.ts ueopatns, hydropaths,
t.'s.a5, re-topaths, and mentao-
.- paths, osteopaths, @ro-
les tH~-r1paths, quackopaths, and
u.''1s l.a=r PATHS, all going different
r.. a- all leading to the same
:. the cure of the ills that flesh
.'f d. s, Protestant, Catholic, Mo-
.a-5'aa. jew. Buddhist, and the rest
G-a going differently, but all
..-'. nor 1aaven; Democrat. Republi-
~ 2'e.s-r Prohibitionist, Populist,
n. acn taking a different way,
Il =a- for the Pie-Counter. Man
~. aa wonderfully made. If
,sT'' re, the doctors would't have
II, '-'a3le with him they now do
a Sas ''n started and keeping him
W.. ...'f a'e also women doctors. Women
!, '4.r aad any difficulty getting
\ 'sl}l10 hut getting irto medicine
4. R.s.ies Is quite another matter, and
,., .'s lay Of phenomenal human
MI. Werner doctors and women
/. .'a'' are 9oked upon with more or
Ma 'ie'2' hey have got far enough
sS ~-1cHe TO have DR." prefix
ino Games, but not far enough
" p''.rs 70 prefix ''Hon." yet.
r. 5asr hat there is strong ac-
A, s' IN that sentence.
4. ''.''' IT may be stated, with
MI. vi ssful contradiction, that
b. 'g pas been wonderful progress
& ~ ranches of medical sciences
ao. wee mankind goes on dying
be srd if the dead were as
e " ,af living are in grasping as
4 t~ earth as they can get hold
N d.. "14 10 he any room for the
ta " j hampton in Lippin-
dARRIED MAN ONE HOOK
sn 90 TER ANOTHER.
p nd s, 1?. 'gomery Flagg, the famous
hlQr-, Is Contributes in words and
|loae.n' ' amusing piece to the March
|seet aloo Magazine, an extract from
HI osa 'of married men nowadays is
To- osnso aalnned hook after another.
|tae % IN the midst of YOUR second