Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-14

a senator with federal Jon uhless ~
was for his son-in-law?" They were
ordered to stand aside ana thes "ooiu
be killed directly
Clarkistas dictatorship proved short
lived. for again the tickle army revoited
and this time declared william Aisofah-
ldo!ph Hearsto dictator.
ION what grounds are you dictator.
asked Ciarkista.
''The million acres of ground l own in
Mexico" replied Hearsto.
La Toilette Seizes Presidency.
Next the presidency was seized by
Senior La Folietto, who had beguiled the
army by convincing them that he was
the only honest man: he said so him
self.
| Il originated universal peace, cried La
| Toilette" and Bryana stole that from
me. / am the original trust buster
Every body is busting them now L
wanted the progressive nomination Tor
! presidency and the Bull Moose stole that
from me. Now | am dictator and
/ shall do little larceny and murder my
/ self l order your instant execution
But Hearsto begged for mercy unni
/ he could be elected to something and
! promised to praise La Toilette three
times day in his papers Then Senior
Penrosa contested the dictatorship and
/ finally agreed to halve 1T with La Fol
Ietto and get rid of the army of in
surgents by taking them over to Phila-
delphia and voting them. while the mel
ancholy Marshalio still demanding his
rights, was presented with large turnip.
Maj. Stofer sang the Watermelon"
song and the company joined In the
| chorus with Will.
! Preliminary 10 the Gridiron Clubs only
] toast The President of the United
States and Just prior to calling on Vice
/ President Marshall. who made a partcu-
! larly happy speech. the following letter
4 from President Wilson to President
Rudolph Kaufman, was read by the
: latter:
| Il am deeply chagrined and greatly
disappointed that very severe cold still
/ Keeps me indoors and VIII prevent my
/ attending the banquet OF the club this
] evening: deeply chagrined' because
/ seldom behave myself in this way and
am ashamed and disappointed because /
| was looking forward to the evening with
! keen anticipation of pleasure. ! am
/ sure that will miss you much more than
YOU will miss me- and / wish for you the
] joll.est and most rewarding evening
! This was the menu;
Canape-Astrakhan
| Cape Cod oysters
| Celery Radishes
Olives Sailed Nuts
| Clear Green Turtle
Potomac Bass, au Gratin
| Tenderloin of Beef. Fresh Mushrooms
Florida String Beans Bermuda Potatoes
| Terrapin. Maryland
Gridirun
/ Punch
Virginia Quail
Endive Salad Chiffonade
Mousse of Fresh Peaches
Fancy Cakes
Apollinaris Coffee
Gridiron Clubs Guests.
The Vice President of the United States.
The Secretary of State.
The Secretary OF War.
The Postmaster General.
The Attorney General.
The Secretary of the Navy.
The Secretary of the Interior.
The Secretary of Agriculture.
The French ambassador.
The German ambassador.
The Brazilian ambassador.
The minister Of Peru.
The minister of the Netherlands.
Robert Adarlson. New York.
Felix Agnus. Baltimore American, the
Star.
Milton f. Allies. Washington. D. C.
L V. Ashbaugh, St Paul News.
William l. Austin. Mississippi.
Robert o. Bailey, New York.
Joseph c. Baldwin. jr., New York
Frank y. Barksdale, Pennsylvania rail-
road
John Barrett, director Pan-American
Union.
William L. Barnum, Carnegie Institu-
ton
Albert E Berry. Philadelphia, Pa.
+. III. Bigelow. New York.
F. s. Bigelow. the Saturday Evening
Post, Philadelphia.
Howard NJ. Biscoe. Boston and Albany
railroad
j. c. Blackstone. Washington. D. c.
Arthur Blanchard. Washington. D. c.
John r. Y. Blakely, commander. United
States Navy.
w. D. Boyce, Chicago. ILL.,
Stephen Nelson Bourne. Philadelphia,
Pa.
Commander Boyd, naval attache. Ger
man embassy.
Samuel Bowles. Springfield Republican.
Chauncev c. Brainard. the Brooklyn
Eagle. Washington. u. c.
Robert Bridges Scribner's Magazine.
Frank H. Briggs. Washington. D. G.
George w. Brown. Boston, Mass.
ID. J. Callahan. Washington. d. c.
Charles F. Carusi. Washington. ID. c.
c. 3. Chapman. Washington, D. c.
I II. E. Chubbuck, Peoria Ill.
, Frank T. Codrington. Washington Her
aid.
| C Fred Cook. Washington Star
| Robert Grain. Baltimore. Md.
Rev. J. Thomas Grove. Bramwell. w.
Va.
| Joseph E. Davies. commissioner of cor
porations.
| John NJ Deponai. Baltimore Star.
| r. Golden Donaldson. Washington. D. c.
Frank L. Doremus, representative from
Michigan.
Addison G. Du Bots, Washington D. G.
! William N. Dykman, Brooklyn, N Y
| Martin Egan, New York.
| James A. Emery. Washington, d. C.
Henry B. Endicott. Boston, Mass
| John C. Eversman, Washington, D. c.
| Thomas Ewing. commissioner of pat
| entS.
| William John Eynon. Washington, d. c.
| John Heth Finney. Washington. D. C..
! II. p. Fletcher. United States minister
| to Chile.
Joseph W. Folk, solicitor State Depart
| ment.
Rudolph Forster. executive clerk to the
| President.
A. X. Fowler, New York.