Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-01

tive who mn0 undfs surveillance an
amateur erime-in sezilsalor who was
Watching 9 suspect
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CALI IN. WATSON ann Arthur -
Reeve
We mirhs nsk. also. Of what wan
Afthuf Breefed7
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a SENATOR complains that mud
la helnR thrown at Witness Mulhaii
s.ct t be- distinctly understood that
hlr. Hulhaii D. To throw ala the mud
ui present
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THE FIRST storm ~ Washington
waA a. nothing 10 the suffrurint cy-
clone thai hit the capitol next day
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ALASKA IL pald 10 nave es. eoo. 600
acres ~ land where THE grass grows
waist hish ii summer.
The government. understand. never
lots aHyanE cui 4 y r an aFe ~
conservation
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AFTER a RAIN IN California
many fish. SOME Is inches long. were
found scattered over a vineyard
We know this 10 be fact. because
We saw h IN nne Of Willie Hearts,
newspapers.
D.
AND THE government In i.sese
hnlycon Dem. days won't even pro-
vide the soiona with any more EN-
boseed stationery. WHY should any.
ono want 10 90 into politics nova
daysg
e.
Ilcirihntion.
never hosRea IN an my life
The end seat IN a ear,
Bun what some fellow sat right next
And smoked q bad cigar.
View York Evening sun.
never grabbed good seat In
crowded ~movie" shack
That some kid didn't lose his gum
or candy down my back
Denver Republican
Of cnntalonpe I never mnced
The incest. biggest hunk
Put when ! got my greedy taste
II turned out 10 be punk.
seattle Post-SnteillgenceP.
never tried 20 help n woman
With her child n biz
But what she bawied me out because
she thought ia kldnap Il.
Houston Post.
I've never sough, n bargain yet
In any kind Of store,
But what the sad experience
Has left me feeling sore.
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THE EX-sJTLTAN 81 Morocco. now
touring snrope. gets a pension 81
SO. O00 a year Tie. also. should he
come a prey to sollcltude.
%
MOST ANY old Mexican president
is unrecognlEablc after he has been
on the job for few months
D.
EVEN AFTER they bust the Hello.
Trust the line will probably be AZ
busy az ever.
At LEAST Governor Sulzer r. not
writing any poetry these days.
o.
MRS. BRYAN has gone home 10
can the fruit. Grape juice. OF course.
O.
4 CHICAGO oonfectioner Is named
James Papatbeodorokoumountour-
Eetopoulos."
Now if i've were only football hero
we could hear the crowd shout:
Hes al right"
who's all right"
why. Observation-Disclosures
geotoroulos New York telegraph.
A NEW and unique method,
plquant In lis details, has been adopt
ed by the ardent prohibitionists or
iseayenworth. kas. To overcome the
craving FOR alcoholic liquor. remove
the patients clothes. plaster the EN-
tire body carefully with coating 81
warm tar. and paint the face a bright
grass green. The experiment with
this treatment on one Henderson
Iiasty at i.eavenWorth caused Hender-
son toBastliy express desire 20 sign
the pledge without delay.
.
SOUTHERN cotton planters may be
robbed OF a hundred million dollars
% the southern bankers cnnnot get
kmoney from the New YORK bankers,
says senator Tinman. Bully for old
Phchfork Bonnie may be- getting old,
but the fires ~ his merry youth are un-
| quenchaole.
q
SPEAKING 0f collecting the road
tax shovel
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WE FORGET whether or not DR.
DOYLE Killed on sherlock Holmes
again In the last instaiment-but " he
IN alive there ought TO be a tempt
ing aeld at NarraEansett Pier.
D.
MRS. HANAN trusts all her servants
-for publication.
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so DOES Mrs. Rumsey.
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THE FISH walk dance h the latest
stunt IN London. Personally we
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