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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
ARNOLD FUNERAL
palladium Snecian

NEW PARIS. O.. Aug. miss Iva
Arnold, daughter of Edward Arnold,
died Sunday morning at $50 after a
short illness with tuberculosis. Flu
neral services Tuesday afternoon at :
O'Clock at the residence, conducted by
Rev. w. B. Shirley sof Carrollton, Iili-
nois This is the thiro q cath in Mr..
Arnold's family from the dread disease
in the past three years, the wife in
November 1910, daughter, Halle. in
August, 1911, and this daughter, who
is aged eighteen years. Miss Arnold is
a niece OF Charles and Frank Halter of
Richmond
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04

A Russian does not become of age
until he is twenty-six.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
NOTICE OF P2oFosEosTAx LEviEs

NOTICE OF P2oFosE1s TAX LEviEs
Expenditures and taxrIexies to be
made Sept end 1913. psasnsle-in 1914
The Trustee Of Wagn9 H5Aswnship,
Wayne County, Indianas dDfnboses for
the yearly expenditures and tax Ievies
by the Advisory Board CT said Town
ship, County, and State. aforesaid, at
its annual meeting to be held at the
Trustees office at the Court House,
Der, 1919. commencing at 100 o'clock
F. NJ. the following estimates and
amounts for said year:
1. Township Expenditures, $4.145.-
10 and Twp. Tax 15c on the one hun
dred dollars.
2 Local Tuition Expenditures, ST.
974.4S and TWP. Tax 1sc on the one
hundred dollars
5. Special School Expenditures
s12,159.s5 and Twp. Tax 44e on the
enc hundred dollars.
l. Road Tax Expenditures. S4,1#5.40
and Twp. Tax 15e on the. enc hun
dred dollars -
5. Additional Road, TaxsEExpend'
lures. s2.763,60 and Twp-r1Tax 10e on
the one hundred dollars. -
6, sehool Tp. Bomb tIIaxa Bxpendi-
lures. s1,6SS.1S and &c on the one
hundred dollars.
4 Library Tax Expenditures, So
1878 and Twp Tax Sc on the one
hundred dollars
s. Poor Tax Expenditures, s3,41s.55
and Twp. Tax &c the one hundred
dollars.
Total Expenditures. sss.39s- 20; To
tai Twp. Tax, s1.13 on tie one hundred
collars.
Dated August 1st. 1918.
Signed: sssg9 81
James HowarsisI ia
Trustee of Wayne Township. Wayne
County, Indiana. aug
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-House. South West First
and G street Address OrFilIe
Price. Centeryille. Ind r. R. 10.
PIT
FOR RENT-A house South 3rd and
C. Phone $3.50. 1-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATOR WITH
THE WILL ANNEXED

State Of Indiana, Wayne County, 50:
Notice is hereby given, that the I'M
dersigned has been appointed admin
istrator with the will annexed Of the
estate of John Haustetter. deceased,
late of Wayne County. Indiana Said
estate is supposed to be solvent.
Dickinson Trust Co,
Administrator with the WIN An
snexed
WILLIAM H. KELLEY,
Attorney. -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04

FOR RENT room fiat, modern,
Central. B. F. Harris cost
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
BOWEN VERY I'LL
Palladium Specially

EATON, o., Aug. 4.-Thom2s low
en-, about ~, well-krown civil war vet
Gran, is seriously i'll at his, home on
East High street, and athsis thought
that he can rot long survive. He SUI
fers from heart trouble, dropsy and
other complications. For many years
Mr.. Bowen was in the employ OF the
postoffice department and hauled mail
from the Pennsylvania 9station to the
local postoTce
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATORS

State of Indiana, Wayne County, SIS.
Notice is hereby given that the I'M
dersigned has been appointed admin
istrator of Patrick O'Dea, deceased.
late of Wayne County, Indiana. Said
Estate is supposed TO be solvent.
Dickinson Trust Co,
Administrator
WILLIAM H KELLEY,
Attorney.
4-11-1S-s5
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
FRUIT FED RATS oNtsANDA.
BY the Natives They Are Regarded Al
Dainty Dish.


The idea OF eating rats is so repul-
siye to us that we cannot i3na gine such
a thing unless one We're driven to it by
starvation. The people of Ugand3.
however, eat rats not from necessity.
but because they like them. The rat
of Uganda, however, is very, ditIeren,
from the little creature that snaws
holes i'll our cupbourdS. This rat is
much larger. 1t is more than Il foot
long aud is therefore, qui ( i Substan~
tial animal and as We'll worth cooking
as Il rabbit. a.s
The wonderful thing about this rat H.
that it has two mouths, one behind the
other. The first mouth has pointed
ratlikc nose and is furnished with two
rows of sharp white teeth With which
it bites off ifs food and laSsas it OH TO
the second mouth. whiE4atS 4laced just
above the throat. This -ipauth also has
two roys of teeth, but, one long. slender
tongue serves for both sets OF grinders
Rats are net only eaten in Uganda,
but they are regarded as a delicacy.
The king among his many retaiEers
has one whose duty it is to furnish the
royal table with rats. \ rat catcher Is
not an exalted person usually, but in
Uganda he is looked upon with respect
and walks with an air Of dignity. He
goes out rat hunting daily and general
~ finds his game among the young
banana trees or IN any place where
fallen fruit or berries may be found
for this is what the rat lives on. Slen-
der shoots of bamboo or banana or
fruit and leaves are his fqdds sand this
diet makes his flesh tender and whole
some. e
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04

Shurley's Large Moving Vans
II 10 Ii North Sth street Phone 1886.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
FOR SALE - REAL ES-
TATE-Continued
PORTERFIELD & GAAR
Union National Bank Bldg.

6 ACRES close to Richmond-6 room
house and barn, well fenced, fine little
home-S5,2 200. on a good pike.
II ACRES near Richmond on pike
no buildings-S3. 600
G. ACRES close to Richmond. Mod
ern home, very best of land at $3.50
acre on pike.
SO ACRES miles Richmond, build
ings fair-s7, 900.
l55 ACRES : miles Richmond-mod-
ern room bank barn, fence fair, on
pike, close to market-s12o acre.
leo ACRES 9 miles Richmond, Z
room house, flat barn. 40x5o. good
fences. This farm is a money maker
st 500 acre.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
WANTED

WANTED-Yo to call L. M. Blue if
you need window and door screens.
Flytraps, soc UP. Shipping and show
coops for chickens. l also do grind
ing Of all kinds, knives, scissors,
plow points. Give me call on your
carpentry job work. 402 S. 18th
st. Phone 1922. Att
WANTED-To buy small farm near
Richmond Phone 1855. Ait
to do housework. 103
North 10Th street. At
WANTED-A dish washer at Hull's
restaurant. AIT
WANTED-Girl or woman to work in
kitchen. Call Westcott Hotel. AIT
AGENTS S. DAILY-Tast Seller, 100
fine printed visiting CT business
cards with nice identification card
case, only sec. Send 1Gc for COM
plete sample outfit. S. Robbins Nov
elites, 1850 Forty-first street, Brook
lyn. y. Y. 2-3t
Any INTELLIGENT PERSON may
earn steady income corresponding
for newspapers. Experience unnec-
essary. Addres Press Correspond
ence Bureau Washington. D. c.
2-4t
WANTED-Girl for general housework
References required, Mrs. Howard
Dill, 4G South 18th. Est
HELLO-GET WISE-If you are look
ing for a paper hanger, call Phone
1862. 2-7t
WANTED = Family washing. Mrs.
Louis Ach. S07 n. 14th street. PCT
" - La.lJ--M oman Il day for wash
s~~ s96 South 11th street 39-tf
80 l.I--->4lII - ,voluan 10 ASSIST
with housework 207 n. 14th street.
1-3t
WANTED -Violins to repair Work
guarante cd. Fl. w. Harris, 100
Bridge Ave. 30-Tt
WANTED-Second hand 4
cylinder runabout = Ford
Preferred. Call evenings.
p N. 18TH. 29-tf
D-Housekeeper for country
place. Address "A" care Palladium.
0... 29-7t
WANTED-Young girl to assist with
housework So South Sth 29-tf
LAWN MOWERS sharpened. bicycle
and all kinds of repair work. Call
for and delivered free. Wesley
Brown &Son, North West Second
and Williams. Phone $685. 2S-7t
ARCH HINDMAN & son Auctioneers.
Sales of any kind any where. Salts
faction guaranteed. Book your fall
sale with US Hagerstown. Indiana.
Phone CO. 26-tf
WANTED-Laundry woman at West
colt hotel. 19-tf
FOR PASTURE call g. E. F'ulghlm.
Phone 5122-A. 6-tf
WANTED-Competent cook Tel 2l63.
GET YOUR lawn mower snarpene2.
Screen doors and windows made and
repaired. gasoline stoves cleaned.
new and secondhand bicycles. pic
lures framed, baby cabs retired We
repair everything. Work called fo-
and delivered Brown Darnel Co.
1920 Main
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-04
FOR RENT-Continued
FOR RENT-Large new brick house.
521 South Eleventh street. 4-lt

FOR RENT room house. SO West
Main street Modern every way. Key
back door Address \. Il. Smith,
Richmond, Ind, r r. No. s. lit
The fool-killer., 1913-11-01

Oklahoma City on October the
9th. Veach was not there, and he
had nobody there who could
furnish one syllable of evidence
in his behalf. Even his bosom
friend, DR.. Alb, who only last
spring was so full of facts in the
case that it made him bow-legged
to tote 'em-he was not there,
either. I think it was plum mean
of Alb to desert a friend like
that-don't you, Hammer?
And so the court had nothing
to do except to hand down a de-
cision giving the Wayland heirs
SIS, 900 damages which can never
be collected, because Veach has
got nothing but his miserable
gall, and you can't get gravy out
of an old shoe-sole.
The fool-killer., 1913-11-01
GOOD NEWS

Dear Friends Maybe you
would like to know that Mr..
Parsons "other half" is also
editing a monthly paper, called
Good News. It is quite different
from The Fool-Killer, and some
of you might not like it, but if
you want to send fifteen cents for
a years subscription, or get up q
club of five Or more at ten cents
each, Pm satisfied you'll have no
kick coming against me. Good
News is a non-sectarian religious
paper, same size as The Fool
Killer, and stands for the pure
and undefled religion Of Jesus
Christ and. the Whole Truth of
Gods Word. As long as The Fool
Killer lives, the proceeds of Good
News will be used in charitable
and religious work. Also along
with your subscription or club
send me a good list of names (of
women preferably to send sample
copies to-not very many from
one postofhee-and I'll appreciate
it. Address:
MRS. CORA PEARSON.
Morayian Falls, .----- N. C..
The fool-killer., 1913-11-01
War as a Business.

ITO be prepared for war is the
surest way to have peace"
So goes the old maxim.
Say, don't you believe nary
word of it.
The devil is the author of that
lie, just like he is the author of all
other lies.
All these great preparations in
the way of ships and guns are
very expensive. They cost billions
of money, and somebody must
pay for them.
And who gets the money?
Why, drot your fool gizzard,
the big corporations get it who
furnish the supplies.
Maybe you never stopped to
think about the great number of
money-making industries that
have grown up around the war
idea, all of which would be badly
crippled or put out of business if
war should cease.
Just to mention a few
The army.
The navy.
Army hospitals and surgeons.
Military schools.
Navy yards.
Red-tape departments.
Transports.
Ammunition.
Coaling-stations.
Cannon-foundries.
Arsenals.
Fortifcations.
Armor-plate works.
Torpedo-builders.
Drum manufacturers.
Gold-lace embroiders.
The fool-killer., 1913-11-01
The Standard Air Company.

Now, by the beard of the Nor
mon prophet, I have found it at
last! Yes, sir, I have got my liter
airy g~rab-hooked securely fastened
in the gills of the warmest news
item that has chased itself through
these diggins since the woods
we're burnt.
A dispatch sent out by the ASS
ociated Press tells about the con-
struction of several large plants
for the manufacture of CONNER
cial fertilizer from the air.
Think of that, will you? Just
going to take the common air that
we breathe and sack it up and sell
it for fertilizer! Speaking of
miracles, maybe that amt one.
Yes-sir-ee! They are going to
form q Standard Air Company, as
it were, and then maybe we will
find out who owns the air. When
the air trust gets control and we
The fool-killer., 1913-11-01

Tent-makers.
Banner-weavers.
POwder-mixer.
Crutch-makers.
COrk-limb manufacturers.
Military tailors.
Brass button factories.
War-loan promoters.
Camp-followers.
War correspondents.
Horse breeders.
Balloonists.
Inventors.
Flying men and diving demons.
Tom, Dick, Harry and the
All these industries, and many
more, are financially interested in
having war go on. War is the life
of their business, and when fight
ing holds up awhile their trade is
dull.
All these various interests nat
urally agitate war in order to get
business.
And their combined influence on
the life of the world is strong
enough to bring war-and il
comes.
Can't you See the point?
l could see it with both eyes
shut and my head rammed four
feet into a fodder-stack.
The world will never get rid Of
the curse of wal until it first puts
a stop to all these Internal "pre'
partitions"
You can just mark that.
The fool-killer., 1913-11-01

have to pay tax on our breath, it
will be goodbye vain world with
most of us poor devils.
But if we are able to foot the
bill we can have an air-meter
hooked onto our wind-pipes and
life will be worth living still.
And so they are building a steen
thousand horsepower plant to
transform common scrub atmos-
phere into the finest thoroughbred,
18-karat, gold-plated stable-ma-
nure, with a pedigree running
back twenty seven years and two
months beyond the dawn of time.
I am glad to see old Sally Gal
Science padding her little canoe
along at such a splendid gait. And
now if some fellow will invent a
machine to make votes out of the
air, he can sell the patent to the
Bull Elephant party and make a
fortune out of it.
But there is another side to this
question. 1t looks like q neal dig
at the fying-machine men-this
scheme to take the air away from
them just as soon as they had
learned how to use it. It will be q
pity if the flying folks go ahead
and invest millions in the manu-
facture of fying-machines, and
then discover that the politicians
have used up all the air trying to
fertilize their crop of paramount
issues and a few little sickly
boomlets.
l suggest that a committe be
appointed to- look after the conser-
walton of the air. This business of
tampering with the air we breathe
is a serious matter. Lots of us
poor folks are not able to paw
rent or our breath. And those of
us who are rich will want to fly
some, and we don't want any holes
dug in the air for us to fall into.
We, the people, demand all the
good, pure air that we can use in
our business, and then the poll
ticians and the Standard Air
Company can have the rest.
The fool-killer., 1913-11-01
Club Rates!
In Clubs Of Five, 15c a Year.

The price of single subscriptions to The Fool-KiHer il Is cents a year,
but if yu will get several of your friends to go in with you and send in a
club of five or mor at one time. you "a all get the paper at Is cents a
The Fool-Knler is creating great excitement wherever 1t is intro
duced, and it now goes into every State in the Union. Join the army of
clubraisers. Do it low. Address:
The fool-killer., 1913-11-01
A LIAR UP A TREE.

0o ~ l
loafed around in the back alleys
OF Oklahoma City, Oklahoma,
and answered to the name of
Andrew Allen Veach.
This same Veach was the
editor of a vile and putrid rag of
a journal called The Remonstra-
tor. And in the issue of The
Remonstrator for March, 1913,
there appeared a dastardly false
and libelous article concerning
the life and conduct of the late
j. A. Wayland, the great Socia-
list leader. No sooner had the
vile stuff appeared than it was
snatched up and copied by per-
haps a dozen little one-hoss anti
Socialist howlers. It was just the
dope they wanted, and they
didn't stop to consider the source
nor to ask whether there was a
syllable of truth in it or not. They
simply played it up in scare-head
type and made a great fuss over
it. ..l.
But the next move in this little
game was a libel suit brought by
the Wayland heirs against the
editor of The Remonstrator, and
a promise that a like suit would
be brought against all the papers
that reprinted Veach's lie.
What next? Well, some of the
papers that copied the libelous
article were moved either by
honor or fear to print an apology,
which, in either case, is some
thing to their credit.
But Veach-the poor, ignorant
food! He just backed himself up
in a corner and went to blowing
like a mad cat. He thought he
could just bluff everything and
make the lie stick. He even
called to his assistance the Rever-
runt Doctor Arthur Talmage
Abernethy, AM, Phi. D., LID,
J. A. S. S. A. c.. K, Professor
of Vulgarity at Loafer's Glory,
author of "Oh, Dammit, I'm
Called to Preach" II Wonder
Who'll Marry Me Next" and
other we'll known works.
With the help Of four quarts Of
cheap mail order goods from
Richmond, DR.. Abernethy sue.
ceeded in spewing all over three
or four pages Of the next Re
monstrator, trying to tell wha1
he knew about the Wayland case
And such intimate knowledge 0:
all the details of the crime CAV
good reason for suspecting tina
it must have been Abernethy O
Veach who did the dirty work
At least, they were the only mel
that could be found who knew
anything about it. And now the.
can't be found-nary drotted on
of 'ern. They seem to have crawl
ed Into a fve-cent cigar AM
hired a nipQer to smoke it.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-11

II you want a clean shave and
correct hair cut 20 TO the Silver Ave-
nue. Barber Shop. adv
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-11
THE ALABAMA MlNsTRELs

Those who failed To see the Ala
hama Ministries last night missed n
very rare treat in the minstrel line.
aud one that will not be forgotten by
those who were 80 fortunate as to
witness the performance. Manager
Erickson is giving the people a show
that is not only amusing, but was
thoroughly clean in every respect. Ia
fact. there was moi one present who
could find anything that would attend
the most fastidiou, tastes of the city.
The show is full of fun, good Jokes
and late songs, all well gotten up and
well rendered. The fire eating act
i, exceptionally good. The company.
consisting Of forty people, travel in
their own private ears. Should Mr..
Erickson ever return To our city he
j. assured full house H. he has
made many friends for his show bv
honest dealing aud giving the people
their moneys worth in first class en-
trrtainment
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-11
Care OF Gas Engine Batteries

Gas engine users who want the
best battery ignition, do not use only
five batteries ia SERIES as is com
monty done, but use what is known
rs the "Srrics multiple arrangement
IN which four groups, tive IN group.
are used. When twenty cells are
81 arranged their life is eight times
that Of five cells. But even with this
arrangement, the battery will give
trouble sometimes, rs regardless of
the number or kind of batteries used.
or their arrangement, batteries be
come exhausted with age. even if not
III use.
II will be- we'll to remember that u
battery will not give n uniform spark
all day. In the morning, when the
engine Is first started. the spark may
be entirely satisfactory. In the al
tern0On, after the engine has run
several hours. and the batteries be-
yin 20 weaken, the spark weakens.
and the engine begins to miss. This
means that the batteries are getting
weaker. Do not attempt to remedy
this trouble by adjusting the engine
igmiter, but give the batteries the at
tention they demand.
Rongh treatment tends to shorten
the life of batteries. Handle then
gently. Do not remove the paste
board covers.
Excessive heat shortens the life OF
batteries; cold makes them inopera
tive unit. thawed out.
Don't keep batteries in a hoi
place. Don't lay them on sides, bn
always stand on end. Don't buy $,
many that you will have TO keep then
on hand for months. Get new fresl
cells as needed.
Slow speed engine timed built ii
magnetos are an up-to-date devic
for the gas engine. They are indie
pendent of heat and cold AZ tn
magnetic forms part of the engin,
il will run anywhere and give a goo
spark as long as the engine runs
The built-in type of magnetic shout
always be specified ON engines to b
used for portable and farm work. a
they are entirely independent of th
many conditions which SO seriousl
affect battery ignition. Magnetic ig
milton is always uniform, as il de
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-11
To the Public

As | have been setting and reset
ting monuments, doing cement,
grave and lot trimming in the Dem
ing cemetery for the past four
years. am always ready to render
you my valuable servic. E. F. Mo-
ran. Phone PIG.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-11

Isn't little electrical stove that
heats instantly in any room any hour
II wonderful convenience! Deming
Electric Supply Company. adv
q. ". Rutherford of Deming. n.
NJ, is in III Paso on short business
"trip this wcck.-f,l Paso Herald.
Local Santa 'c circles were all
agog yesterday morning when 1t be
came known that +. C. Fox, vice
president and general manager of the
Western Lines, had returned from n
visit to East Texas. bringing with
HIM bride, who, mp to March !, was
Miss Mildred Greer Morgan of Mar
shall, Texas. Amarillo Daily News.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-11
WELLS ON CARNE TRACT

DrlllerS have struck water IN both
wells being put down on the 10000
acre Carne tract east of the city.
Water in one well was found at for
ty-siX feet and at forty nine feet in
the other, a large stratum of water
hearing gravel was touched aud has
not yet been pierced. As the wells
are n miles distance from each other
the investors now have very good
idea of the distance of the under
flow from the surface.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-11
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LUXOR


j. !. !. j. j. ]. T. i i. + !. i. ]. j. !.
The Rev. Glenn preached ut the
Luxor SchoolhouSc last Sunday 10
u large and attentive audience.
Miss Bessie Mackey. who lives
near the crossing of the Santa Fe
railroad and Borderand route, is
having n considerable amount of
grubbine and clearing done on her
land.
Charles Schrimpp and Mrs. George
Recb had company from near Carne
Sunday.
DR.. Belts is having work done ON
his farm east of here.
John White will go To farming at
once.
Mrs. Bentley and Miss Scott were
in Deming Friday.