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The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
IT CERTAINLY Is.

Montclair, n. j., is shocked at dis
covery that a large number of resi-
dents indulge IN the secret vice of
beer drinking This is distressing
and also deadly. Only way to drink
beer is in large parties with one foot
on chair. between copious draughts
waving big stein around your head
and yelling "Hoch-" as the Saenger-
bund Fidelia sings "Er Ist Elm
Musikaner" or some other soul
stirring ditty.
We thoroughly agree with Mont
clair that secret beer drinking is a
terrible vice.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
p lITHF.l
foEM sos ~slpAY) ! ~

BALLAD OFF SIMPLE SUSAN.
Simple Susan went a-fshine
For to catch whale,
Wore n costly Paris bonnet
With n spangied veil,
Wore n pair of high heeled slippers
And her sfIken hose
Other things wore simple Susan,
As you may suppose.
Wore her newest, tightest pattern
Tube skirt. with a slit
As a dress display fair Susan
Certainly was "it."
Susan wore her hair I'm frixxes
And made up her face,
Thes she notored of a-fshing
With "a 1anguid Erncc.
Susan didn't take rod or
Reel or creel or hooks,
And for bait she. depended
On her bonny looks.
Simple Susan went n-fshing,
Lucks Wen. pretty fnfry
Went a-hshing in the city
Caught "a milIionaire.
ATLANTA Journal.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
HOW ABOUT IT2

Yes it is true, we might get up a
guessing contest on the chance a
straight republican candidate for
Mayor would have in Hammond with
two other tickets in the field. Send
in your answers. The reply 1.-THE
age of miracles has passed" is barred.
And congratulations with Drink
hearty in a loud voice and Il hope
you choke" soto voce would be fly-
ing around in no time.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

JUST about the time that we will
get this Mexican situation nicely
ruffled over rumpus will start at
Mineral Springs.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
X ANDOM THINGS. AND FLINos]


make one deaf. Without doubt some
of the Erie railway officials, who
have been asked to provide civiliz-
ed depot for Hammond have been
cruising about in air crafts.
PROTEST has been made about the
stage farmer. Why can't our vaude-
vile producers show the farmer as he
really is? Up-to-date producer might
present sketch showing prosperous
| looking individual in latest clothes
| riding in his eo-horse-power touring
| car.
BIG CROPS THIS FALL-"-Head-
line.
! OF what? Politics or Oats?
1
CARTOONIST of the Columbus Re-
publican hits the nail on the head
when he says that women wearing slit
skirts and objecting to September
morn" resemble folks who live in
glass houses and try to throw stones.
SEE that the Canadian mayors ad-
dressed the mayor of Gary as his
worship" If they had pronounced it
as 'warship" no harm would have been
done. Tom Is in action most of the
time.
JUST about the time that we will
get this Mexican situation nicely
ruffled over rumpus will start at
Mineral Springs.
THE yuvaraja of Mysore is travel
ing through England. He will feel
sore than that IL he bumps into any
of the mflitants.
KER-CHOO! Ker-choo! Got the hay
fever?
ANYHOW the Sulzer presidential
| boom has been nipped by an awful
| frost.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
THE MEXICAN SITUATION.
Hammond. Ind. Aug.

llaAhhiDtN' Ai'H' aus. -.
Editor TINES
BY setting up his academical in
dividuality and egotistical pharasafcal
pretensions of morality against the
law of nations President Woodrow
Wilson is likely to inffict serious in
jury upon his own country.
His plan of mediation to effect a
peaceful adjustment of difficulties in
Mexico was not an unwise or dishonor-
able plan. But President Huerta re-
fuses to accept it, or consider any
proposition whatever emanating from
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR CLERK.


Editor TIMES
You hereby authorised to an
nounce that i will he n candidate for
nomination for city clerk on the Citi-
xens' ticket of East Chicago and In
diana Harbor mt the Citizens conven-
ttoa to be held later and L respectfully
ask the support OF the citizens of East
Chicago and Indiana Harbor mt COM
ing convention and VIII appreciate
their efforts for my nomination.
JAMES MCCOY.
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line.
OF what? Politics or Oats?
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR ALDERMAN sTH WARD.

ROBERT sTooKEY.
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FOR MAYOR.

Editor TiMESS
You may announce that 1 Will be a
candidate before the East Chicago
nominating convention on the Citizens
ticket for the nomination of mayor OF
East Chicago and Indiana Harbor.
JOHN ID. KENNEDY.
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FOR CITY CLERK.

EDITOR TTMESf
Please announce that 1 Will be a can-
didnte for the nomination of city clerk
ON the republican ticket. subject to the
primary convention to be held Mt .
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CITY JUDGE.

Editor TIMES:
Please announce that i will be . cam
didate before the East Chicago repub-
fcan primaries for the nomina alton of
city Judge on that ticket. at n date to
be de sided later.
GEORGE e. IRELAND,
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FOR MAYOR.

Editor TIMES:
The nominating convention to make
up the CitiEens' ticket in the city of
East Chicago may consider me a can
didate for the office of mayor of this
city. IL in the Judgment of the con-
vention i am worthy, and the best
qualified and equipped citizen pre-
scented TO the convention for this Of
flee.
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FOR CITY JUDGE.

Editor TIMESi
Please announce that L will be n can
didate before the East Chicago nomi-
mating convention of the Citizens' tick
ct for the nomination of city judge.
WILLIAM A. FUZZY
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FOR ALDERMAN, FOURTH WARD.
Editor TIMES,
Please announce that will be n
candidate for alderman of fourth wnrd.
East Chicago, subject to the Citizens
convention to be held on a date to be
decided later. HENRY BAUM.
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FOR CITY TREASURER.

Editor TIMESs
kindly announce my name as n can
dfdate for the nomination of city treas
urer Of East Chicago ON the Citizens
ticket subject to the nominating con-
vention a date to be published later.
WALTER O HARMON,
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East Chicago.
FoFt MAYOR.

Editor TIMESs
Please say in your columns that
am a candidate for the mayoraify
nomination of East Chicago and Indi-
ana Harbor on the cftizen1 ticket, SUBJ
ject to the forthcoming convention.
sssHAA J. M. RIEL.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
GARBAGE COMPLAINT.

Editor TIMEs:--
VIII you please inform one why 1t
is, at this period of the year particu-
iarly, that garbage cans are not
emptied oftener than once in two
weeks? I live in Homewood, our
garbage box is full, oyerfiowing and
there is big pile of garbage lying in
the alley a breeding place for flies.
j. r.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
Political Announcements
NOTICE.

All political notices of whatever ma
ture and. from whatever party are
strictly cash. Notices of meetings, an
nouncement of candidates.. etc.. may
be inserted in these columns.
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EOR MAYOR.
Editor tt

Editor TIMES;
Please announce through your col
umns that 1 am a candidate for re-
nomination for the of6ce of mayor of
East Chicago and Indiana Harbor on
the republican ticket, subject TO the
voting at the primaries whose date II
TO be set later.
A. G. SCHLIEKER.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
CITY CLERK.

Editor TIMFSf
candidate before the East Chicago re-
publican primaries for the nomination
of city clerk on that ticket. Mt a date
to be decided later.
ALDERMAN JAMES HI. BURNS.
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(You can enter complaint with the
city street cleaning department or the
Street Commissioner John F. kaufman.
AS we understand the garbage is col
lected twice a week but there are
many complaints made that this is not
done.-Editor)
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
The Day i'm
HIS 7 O r Y


1SO4-The province Of Louisiana In
state of insurrection against the
United States government and was
about to declare independent
government.
1S7o--The Franco-P -Prussian War; bat
tie of Courcelles.
1904-Turkey consented to give Amerf-
can schools equal rights with those
of other powers.
l904-The japanese squadron, under
Admiral Kamimura. engaged the
Vladivostock fleet in the Strait of
Korea and sank the Russian
cruiser Rurik
1904--Japanese attacked 174-yard hill.
Port Arthur on Russian left flank,
but were repulsed with heavy loss.
Terrific bombardment by the
Japanese. Capture of the Pigeon
Bay positions
1912--Col Roosevelt Announces extern
sive stumping tour for Progress
sives.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
Editor TIMES.

EIuftOr IIMESs
Please announce thnt i will be a cam
dfdate before the East Chicago repub-
fcan primaries for the nomination OF
alderman of 7th ward on that ticket
mt a date to be decided later.
w. G. BARRETr
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VOICE OF
.srA THE snn..-
p e Q l. e
NOTICE.

THE TIMES acknowledges the receipt
of a letter signed Constant Reader"
but no name is attached thereto. We
desire to call attention to the Oft
reiterated statement that anonymous
letters will be thrown in the waste
basket Time, stamps and paper Will
be saved IL this admonition is needed.
THE TIMES will not publish letters
without names.--Editor.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
CITY JUDGE.
Editor TIMES.

Editor TIMES,
Please announce that 1 will be n
candidate before the East Chicago RE-
publican primaries for the nomfn alton
OF city Judge ON that ticket at a date
to be decided later.
JOSEPH A. NEAnE
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR CLERK.


Editor TIMESs
Please announce that I am n candf-
date before the East Chicago and In
diana Harbor republican primaries for
the nomination OF city clerk.
HOWARD DAVIS.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
ALDERMAN, FIFTH WARD

ALDERMAN, FIFTH WARD.
Editor TIMES,
Please announce that 1 Will be q cam
didate before the Enst Chicago repub-
Hcan primaries for the nomination of
alderman of the NTH ward ON that
ticket, at n date to he decided later.
AXEL r. MYREN.
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CHARLES Il. FOWLER
FOR CLERK.

Editor TIMESi
Please announce that I will be = cam
didate before the East Chicago repub-
Ifcan primaries for the nomination of
city clerk ON that ticket. at n date to
be decided later.
JOSEPH J. FREEMAN.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR TREASURER.

Editor TIMES
Please announce that 1 will be n can-
didste before the East Chicago repub-
fcan primaries for the nomina tion of
treasurer that ticket. at a date to
be decided later.
c. BURDICK.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR CITY CLERK.

Editor TIMESt
Please announce that I will be a can
dfdate for the nomination of city clerk
on the republican ticket. subject to the
primary convention to be held at u
later date. L respectfully solicit the
support of my friends.
ALBERT G. SURRA.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
Whiting.
FOR MAYOR

Editor TIMES
] announce herewith that ] am .
candidate for the democratic nomi ma
ton for mayor of the city of Whiting,
subject to the decision of the party
primaries.
J. j. DONEGAM.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

CZAR Nicholas may yet occupy a
permanent place in history as the
man who ordered the destruction of
Tolstoi's unpublished works.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR Observation-Disclosures.

Editor TIMESs
Please announce that / will be a cam
didnte before the East Chicago nomi-
mating convention of the Citizens ticket
for the nomination of aIderman-at-
large.
I. sPECTER-
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR TREASURER.
Editor TIMES

Editor TIMEss
Please announce that I will be n can
dfdate before the East Chicago repub-
liean priamrfes for the nomination of
treasurer that ticket, at a date to
be decided later.
THOMAS r. ROBERTS.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR ALDERMAN-AT-LARGI

Editor TIMES,
Please announce that I Will be n can-
didnte before the East Chicago repub-
lfcan primaries for the nomination of
nIderma -at-large on that ticket. MT n
date to be decided later.
LEONARD ORZECHOWSKI.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
ALDERMAN FouRTH WAND.

Editor TIMESt
Please announce that l will be n
candidate before the East Chicago
nominating convention of the Citizens
ticket for the nomination of alder
man. fourth ward
JOHN TANKELY.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR TREASURER.

Editor TIMES
Please announce that L Will be a cam
didate before the East Chicago repub-
nean primaries for the nomination of
treasurer ON that ticket, mt q date to
be decided later.
WALTER l.. SPENCER.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

Hammond Commandery. No Al. X. T.
Regular stated meeting Monday, Sep
tember /. Visiting Sir Knights well
come.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

lfcnn primaries for the nonatn alton of
alderman of 9Th wnrd that ticket,
at a date to be decided later.
NICHOLAS MAYER.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR COUNCIL.
Editor TINES

Editor TIMES
You Will please announce that 1 am
"a candidate for the Office of council
man Mt large for the city of East Chi
caso. subject to the repubIican prf-
marfes.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR TREASURER.

Editor TIMESs
didate before the East Chicago repub-
Iican primaries for the nomination Of
treasurer ON that ticket, at a date to
be decided later.
w. III. JEPPESoN.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR TREASURER.

Editor TIMES
date before the East Chicago repub-
Hcan primaries for the nomination of
treasurer that ticket. mt a date to
be decided later.
LEO e. HERoD.
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CuTy CLERK.

Editor TIMES.
Kindly announce my name q can
dfdate for the nomfn m tion of city clerk,
East Chicago, ON the Cftizens ticket.
subject to the nominating convention
at n date to be decided later.
THOMAS Y. RICHARDS.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
FOR ALDERMAN 9TH WARD.

Editor TIMES
Please announce that 1 will he a cnn-
didate before the East Chicago repub-
lican primaries for the nomination Of
alderm of 9th ward on that ticket nj
a date to he decided later.
ROBERT sTOOKEY.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

later date. respectfully solicit the
support of my friends
BERT III. PETERSON.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

Hammond Chapter No. III r. A. NJ
Regular stated meeting. Wednesday,
September 10. visiting companions well
come.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14
CITY CLERK.

Editor TINES
You may announce that I sm n can
didate for the nomination of city clerk
of East Chicago and Indiana Harbor
before the Cftizens' nominating conven-
tfon mt n date to he decided later.
T. RAYMOND JONES.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

AWFUL catastrophe nearly happen
ed at washington the other day. L
s. senate nearly opened its session
without prayer The senate is gettins
worse every day.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

Stated meeting Garfield Lodge. No.
$50. T. and A. NJ, Friday. September 5.
p. m. E. A. degree. Visitors well
come. r. S. Caller. Sec, E. NJ. Shank
lin. w. NJ.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

i've got-cha, Steve" and others at
the Whiting Elks' picnic at Spring Hill
Grove est John), August 1s.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

Editor TIMES
Please announce that L will he q can
dfdate before the East Chicago repub-
Iicap primaries for the nomin alton Of
n date to be decided later.
SAM r. MATHENY.
FOR ALDERMAN 9TH WARD.
Editor TfMESs
Please announce that will be a cam
didnte before the East Chicago repub-
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

SAID at the British medical con-
gress that riding in aeroplane will
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

STATE of Wisconsin has devised
plan TO loan money to farmers Neve
hear of any one devising plan to LOAF
the long green to newspaper men.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

PERILOUS occupations now day
include pulling the tigers teeth at tn
Chicago zoo. being a London police
man. and acting as President Wilson
envoy to Mexico. Also, being governo
of New York.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

CHICAGO is celebrating her soth
birthday. You would think that the
old lady would be giving up the tango
and other things by this time.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

KER-CHoo, Ker-choo. Got the hay
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

A PENNSYLVANIA baby was
born under the auspices of five
grandmothers and is reported to be
doing as well as could be expected.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

SKIRTS are now mostly cloth and
few slts. Way things are going they
may be mostly slits and little cloth
in the near future.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

THE yuvaraja of Mysore is travel
ing through England. He will feel
sore than that IL he bumps into any
of the mflitants.
The Lake County times., 1913-08-14

ANYHOW the Sulzer presidential
boom has been nipped by an awful
frost
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-05-29

which will be of the regular news
paper style, but devoted entirely 10
LambertvilIe's great summer event.
Three thousand or more copies
will be issued and the papers VIII
90 into all the surrounding country,
so that many people will be reached
bv this edition that are not usually
in touch with Lambertoille.
Owing to the issuing of this spe-
cial edition, the Lambertville City
Directory will not be issued until
July y. The large number of mans
and the desire to be exact in each
one precludes the rushing of the
compilation. Announcements pc
tanning to the directory will be
made next week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-05-29
BUSINESS WANTED.

Man would like to buy going mercan-
tile business in the City of Lambert
vile, with view of locating here. Or
would invest SIS, 900 or more in busi-
ness or industry where he could also
fill position. Replies strictly con-
fidential, and may be made by letter
phone or in person to Theodore l.
Kitchin, Lambertvile Record Office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-05-29
ATLANTIC CITY COMFORTS

The Tracey, South Tennessee Avenue,
Atlantic City, is kept by Mrs. +.
Gordon, who is pleasant and obliging
to her boarders, and besides making
them comfortable, furnishes delicious
meals that taste like the best home
cooking. This advertisement is put ia
The Record by one who has boarded
at The Tracey very recently. Further
information can be secured by inquiring
at the Record office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-05-29
Mrs. Frances H. Horn.

The funeral of Mrs. Frances H.
Horn, wife of John w. Horn, who
died at St. Francis hospital, Trenton
on Sunday evening, where she had
been under treatment for eczema,
was held from her late home, 1853
North Main street, this morning at
1920 o'clock. Rev. Roy E. Vale,
pastor of the First Presbyterian
church of this city, conducted the
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-05-29
Special Edition For
Fleet Wing Carnival.

A Carnival Record will be issued
under the auspices Of the Fleet
Wing Hook & Ladder Company on
June 18th, and it will contain the
program and many interesting
things about the Carnival, which
will be held from June % to July 5,
inclusive.
The Carnival Committee have the
advertising in charge, and are now
soliciting for this special issue,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-05-29
P. @. S. of A. Celebration.

I. u. ). OF A. IeleDralOn.
Lambertville was in gala array
Saturday in honor of the celebration
of the twenty-fifth anniversary of
Washington Camp, No. |, Patriotic
Order Sons of America, and even
the uncertain state of the weather
did not deter about 500 men from
marching.
The line was led by the Municipal
Band, of Trenton, followed by the
visitors from the various camps.
Members of Camp l of this city
in line were 140 out of member
ship of 200. Camp No. 152, of
Ringoes, was awarded the alter urn,
suitably engraved.
For the best marching and ap-
pearance in line, u. S. Grant COM
mandery of Phillipsburg, was award
Ell the silver loving cup.
After review and countermarching
on York street, the entire line of
marchers were served with luncheon
at St. Andrews hall by a committee
of ladies.
An evening mass meeting was
held in camp headquarters on Bridge
street, The speakers were State
President F. C. Torrey, of Lake
hurst; State Master of Forms, T. J.
Prickett, of Palmyra; State Secre-
tory ]. Virgins Thorne, of Trenton
and State Conductor w. P. Stein
houser, of Asbury Park.
A large quantity of food that was
not used was distributed to worthy
persons in the city. The committee
wishes to thank the ladies who help
ed prepare and serve the luncheon,
the members of the Fire Patrol who
acted as escort for the parade, the
Lambertville Chambers of Commerce
and citizens generally for their
decorations and other efforts to
make visitors feel welcome.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-05-29
Common COuncil.

The regular meeting of the Common Coz
ell of the City of Lambertville will be held n
the Council Room. Masonic Hall, on MON
DAY EVENING, JUNE ?, 1913, at 500 o'coa6.
JAMES H. REYNOLDS, City CLERK
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A Rebuff.

Miss May" began Mr.. HoamIe2
"wOuld you-er-be mad if l were ~
kiss your
Not necessarily" replied the bright
girl. but | would certainly be mad u
let YOU"
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esz PEOPLE e.
You KNoW2

Mr.. Claire F. Vale, who is study
ing medicine in the University of
Pennsylvania was recently elected
President of his class.
The father of Rev. George Boddis
pastor of the First Baptist Church
of this place, died at his home, 1904
West Dauphin Street, Philadelphia,
last Saturday. Funeral services
will be held this afternoon at the
Twenty-ninth M. E. Church,
Twenty-ninth and York Streets, at
2. P. M. Interment will be in West
Laurel Hill Cemetery.
Mrs. Willard Todd, who was taken
to St. Francis Hospital, Trenton,
on Sunday and operated on for
appendicitis, is getting along nicely.
The Bucks County Historical
Society held an interesting meeting
at the Thompson Memorial Church
on Tuesday, and a number of papers
were read. In the afternoon, the
rain holding off, tour of inspection
was made along Bowman's Hill.
The presentation of The Man
of the Hour" by members of the
Catholic Club Dramatic association
of this city last night and tonight
in St. Johns Hall is attracting much
attention.
Emmett Swayze, of Douglass
street, is the latest to have a Bell
phone installed in his home.
City Clerk James H. Reynolds
has had a Bell phone placed in his
residence at 1911 Swan street, the
installation being made under the
direction of the City Property COM
mittee. This phone connection will
prove especially convenient for those
having business with the City Clerk
in the evening.
The selection of the baseball
grounds on Main Street as the site
for the proposed S75, 900 high school
which the Board of Education plans
to build, will be determined We'd
nesday, June II, the date for the
hearing by the State Board of
Education.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-05-29
Unclaimed Letters.

R. C. Corson, Mrs. Chas. Madigan
Advertised Nay "a, 1913.
Sent to Dead Letter Office June
7, 1913.
Jas. D. Mackay P. N.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-05-29
BOARD WANTED.

Man and wife wish board and one OF
two rooms in Lambertville for summer
season. Prefer location away from
the railroad noise All replies will be
treated confidential. "W," Record
Office, Lambertville N. J.
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Political Activity.

"What are the principal activities q
the official position our friend occa'
pieS?"
Those involved in holding on to II.
replied Senator Sorghum. WasElng'o"
Star.