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The Adair County news., 1913-03-05
Luke McLuke Says.
Cincinnati Enquirer. }

(Clnc!nnatl Enquirer.
Lots of girls who paint are not
as bad as they are painted.
A man is so willing to be driv-
en- to drink that he will go out
and buy you a whip.
Men practice economy by see
ing that their wives do not get
too much money to spend
The reason we have so many
divorces is because there is no
way for a fool girl to tell love
from passion.
The great American breakfast
used to be started with an appe-
tite, but nowadays it is started
with an appetizer.
The only time flattery doesn't
please a woman is when her
friends are standing around say
ing: "How Natural she looks. !"
When a woman is in a street
car with her husband she always
gets mad if he gets up and
gives his seat to a good looking
girl.
Lots of young couples are liv-
ing in furnished rooms and TAX
ing their meals out because Cutie
knows how to stew eggs and
boil bread.
The reason a bachelor doesn't
have any fun is because he
hasn't any wife to raise Cain
with him when he stays out all
night hunting for the South Pole.
Why is it that although you
have a yard of vest front and a
yard of coat front a splash of
dirty water will always land on
your five inches of clean. shirt
front?
1t is mighty hard to resist
temptation when it is dressed in
crisp bank notes of large denom-
nations. But when it is dressed
in clinging laces and lingerie all
poor mutt can do is hold up
both hands.
When they are married and
She calls Him honey" and He
calls Her dear" every few Sec
onds when they are in company
you don't have to imagine that
this is the way they address one
another at home.
In Africa when youth desires
a wife he selects the girl and
she is given a half hour start
and he must chase her until he
catches her. Over here when a
girl wants a husband she picks
him out and chases him until he
hollers "Uncle." And the poor
sucker doesn't get any handicap.
The Adair County news., 1913-03-05
Stupid.

81 wish ! was half as beautiful as
Miss Brown" remarked the fair Edith
to Mr.. Green.
well. yOn are. you know" replied
Green thoughtlessly.
Then be wondered why she suddenly
rose and left him.
The Adair County news., 1913-03-05
She Gould Spend.

He-l am Il millionaire. Haven't I
money enough for both Of Us? She
Yes. II you are m"derate in your tastes
New York SUN
The Adair County news., 1913-03-05

Mind Is the partial side of man. The
heart Is everything. Rivarol.
The Adair County news., 1913-03-05
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THE ADAIR COUNTY NEWS.
The Adair County news., 1913-03-05
Short Stops.

Mexico's revolution seems to
be a victim of the hookworm.
Nine. Sembrjch says that wig
gle dances are terrible for young
folks also fat folks.
A chicago girl almost welded
the wrong twin. These hasty
marriages should be discour-
aged.
A Chicago waiter died leaving
81, 100000. To paraphrase: "He
gets his too, who stands and
waits"
A New York man sent a live
lobster through the mail by par
eel post. Must have done it in a
pinch though.
Chicago chef found a $500
pearl in an oyster, says reports.
Press dope to advertise the house
quite likely.
The English language is en-
ployed by 100000 people.
Of that number a few speak it.
The rest mangle it.
A vast amount of Oleomarga-
rine was manufactured in this
country last year. and some of
it was eaten by mistake for but
ter.
New York moving pictures are
being exhibited showing brain
diseases. A brain storm must
be equal to the real thing.
British babies are now worth
$3.50 head, but you would
scorn to trade your American ba-
by for the whole British empire.
California woman divorced
her husband because he annoyed
her by frequent praying. Too
much of good thing, no doubt.
England's first dreadnaught
which revolutionized the navies
of the world, is only six years
old and yet it is already out-class-
ed.
Those New York walters who
struck before the diners had
dined. did not seem to care
about the slip between the cup
and the tip.
St. Louis physicians are en-
ploying a tuning fork to cure a
disordered throat. We know
lots of singers we wish they'd
practice on.
Man is at his best at 40, &C.
cording to a symposium of .Ber-
lin scientists There is hope for
the woman, if she only boosts
that 80 mark now.
There will soon be a million
automobiles in this country.
This will provide one for every
96 inhabitants. which still crowd
the joyriders.
A woman injured in getting
off a train has lost the power of
speech. However, her lawyer
will probably do all the talking
that is necessary.
1t is said that the railroad ties
of the future will be of cement,
which will come nearer suggest
ing the side walks of Broadway
than the wooden ones.
Some one might make a hit
and a great deal of money by
training Holsters for the New
York market to crawl to the ia
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
FREED AFTER KILLING HUSBAND
Massachusetts, Judge Accepts Wife's
Story of Missing a Rat.

Boston, Nov. 10.-Judge Sayward OF
the Ipswich police court discharged Sat
urday Mrs. Martha A. Hayes, who killed
her husband, John, Friday night while
trying to shoot rat in their home.
After hearing Judge Sayward released
the woman and made this statement.
81 cannot see where there is any evil
dence to discredit the story told by Mrs.
Hayes to the effect that the killing was
accidental. No evidence has been intro
duced to show that her story is not cor
rect. 1 have grave doubts that grand
jury would hold her upon the evidence
introduced, therefore / discharge her.
Medical Examiner Bailey's report of
the autopsy said that Hayes died within
six minutes after being shot. Robert
Madden testified that he had several
drinks with Hayes and his wife Friday
afternoon at their home.
He said that the couple were constant
ly quarreling, and it was with difficulty
that he was able to pacify them, which
he thought he had done when he left.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
Consumption Takes
$50 People Daily

in the United States and the deadly
germs claim more victims in cities
than in rural districts, due no doubt
to the increased number of indoor
workers in confining quarters and
their lack of sunshine.
Tubercular germs always attack when
the system is weakened from colds OF
sickness, overwork, overstrain, combining
duties or any drain which has reduced the
resistive forces of the body. But nature
always provides corrector and the best
physicians emphasize that during chang
ing climate our blood should be kept rich
and pure and active by taking Scott S
Emulsion after meals; the cod liver oil in
SCOTS Emulsion warns the body by en-
riching the blood-it peculiarly strength
ems the lungs and upbuilds the resistive
forces of the body to avoid colds and
prevent consumption.
II You work indoors. tire easily, feel
languid or nervous, SCOTS Emulsion is
the most strengthening food-medicine
known; it builds energy and strength
and is totally free from alcohol or any
supplying drug-every druggist has Il.
IS-io6 Scott s. Bovine Bloomfield MI
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
CURRENCY BILL
BATTLING
Senate Committee Unable to
Agree on the
Report
DEMOCRATS TO
CAUCUS ON MEASURE
Peace Treaty with Denmark
Conservation Matters
to Come Up

Washington, Nov. 10.A day of hard
battling in the Senate banking and eur
rency committee has resulted very much
in a draw and both sides rested over
Sunday. The situation looks unpromis'
ing, but a majority of the committee
sincerely desires an agreement. There
is vet some hope of it. The president
wants not less than eight regional re-
serves. Some Republican senators are
willing to yield on that point, but are
hesitating because of other provisions
which the president insists upon, such
as a committee on organization and gov
eminent members of the reserve board.
Matters are undoubtedly coming to such
a pass that there is danger OF MI
nority report to the Senate. In the in
terest of expedition and of support from
the country for the legislation, sub
stantially unanimous majority report
has been the aim of senators OF both
parties. Events to-day may determine
whether this is to be possible.
There was the usual quiet Saturday
at the White House offices. The presi-
dent received no callers and played golf
In the afternoon. There is much gossip
among Democratic politicians regarding
Secretary Turnulty as chairman of the
Democratic national committee. Mr..
McCombs is expected to yield the office
when he becomes ambassador to France.
The chief question seems to be whether
it would be expedient for the presidents
secretary to serve as national chairman.
A summons to the foreign relations
senators to confer with the president
Saturday night aroused new interest in
the Mexican situation. Secretary Bryan
now has renewed confidence in his pro-
gram of peace treaties. Denmark has
come forward with a proposition to ar
bitrate all questions of dispute and is
willing to negotiate with the United
States the most comprehensive peace
treaty yet attempted. The secretary
of state regards this as very impor
tant beginning and believes that much
advance will be made with other ma
tions during the winter. The treaties,
of course. must be ratified by the SEN
ate, which has always been cautious
about putting its seal of approval on
such documents.
Conservation is apparently to figure
eonspicuously in the Washington activ-
titles of the next few months. A natural
conservation congress assemblies in this
city soon to give impetus to enterprises
before the national legislature, one of
which is the Windsor Locks bill ON the
Connecticut river. A world congress on
conservation is also being proposed, be-
cause of the interest that foreign ma.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
ENJOY YOUR MEALS
Tone Up Your Stomach RightAwey Sc
ltWiIl Do Its Own Proper Work.

Nothing takes the JOY out of life like q
weak stomach. Enjoy the good things
that others enjoy. Take DR.. williams
Pink Pills and notice the improved con.
dition OF your stomach.
When you have no appetite and even
the sight of food is nauseating, no
amount of dieting, stimulating drugs or
any treatment that overlooks the blood
will help you for any length OF time.
These pills go deeper than a remedy
that acts on the stomach alone. They
get at the real cause, which is impure
blood. They make it red and healthy.
The whole digestive system is toned up
and where once the sight of food was
nauseating, you will have good ap.
petite and be able to eat without distress.
Do not put off finding relief single
day. Get a box of DR.. Williams Pink
Pills today and begin the treatment at
once.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
MONEY BILL CONFERENCE.
Senate Democrats Called in Caucus or
Wednesday

Wednesday.
Washington, Nov. l0.-A call was is
sued Saturday night at Washington for
conference of Senate Democrats We'd
nesday to discuss the currency measure
the Senate banking and currency COM
mittee being deadlocked in its consid-
Grafton of the administration bill. The
call was issued by Senator Swanson of
Virginia, who circulated petition for
the call on authority from Senator Kern,
who is out of the city. Senator Swan
son decided upon this course, following
an adjournment of the committee for the
day and after he had visited the White
House and talked with President Wilson.
All day long the committee wranglesi
without result over the question of fix
ing the number of regional banks to adj
minister the new currency system. Half
dozen votes were taken on various
proposition fixing the number at
from four to eight. Each vote dis
closed a tie, Senator Hitchcock
voting with the five Republicans
against the six remaining Democrats. In
vain the administration senators deelar-
ed that the president was determined to
have at least eight regional banks. The
tie could mot be broken and Senator
Shafroth forced an adjournment.
When the committee had adjourned,
Democratic members went into session.
The four administration supporters ar
gued with Senator's Hitchcock, Reed and
0'Gorman, although the latter two had
swung into line with the administration
on several propositions. An attempt
was made to secure a compromise by
which the administration supporters
would yield on other points in order to
assure eight regional banks. But the
administration senators were not willing
to yield enough and the effort failed.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
COLLEGE STUDENT DISAPPEARS.
Holy Cross Sophomore Has Been Missing
Since Sept. 20.

Boston, Nov l0.-Francis d. Beaur-
nette, sophomore at Holy Cross col
lege, has disappeared and no trace of
him has been found either at Worcester
or at his home in Boston since Sept. 20.
Mis- mother, Mrs. f. ID. Beaurnette, said
Saturday that she could not understand
why her son disappeared. While circu-
lars reporting his absence and asking for
information regarding him have been
sent out, the Boston police have received
10 official information of his disappear
anee.
Beaurnette returned to Worcester at
the end of his summer vacation on Sept.
y Eight days later he left the col
leqe
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
AUTO KILLS AN UNKNOWN MAN.
Chauffeur Taken in Custody on Charge of
Manslaughter.

Somerville. Mass, Nov. TO-. Frederick
a. Copmon Of New York, chauffeur for
William A. Simonson, Wall street. bank
er, was locked up in the police station
last night, charged with manslaughter,
after the machine he was driving ran
over and killed an unknown man Satur-
day.
Copman claims the man staggered into
the path of the star. The automobile
was returning from the ExeterAndover
game
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
BY SISTERS OF HOLY CROSS
Endorsement Of Father Johns Medicine as
a Tonic and Body Builder. Cures
Colds and Lung Troubles

This is of the many letters we have received
from hospitals and institutions all over Canada and
the United Sates--
1--WE cheerfuly recommend Father Johns Medicine
as good remedy for bronchial troubles and tonic
and body builder for those who weak and down.
Several persons Of our institution have used it with
beneficial results" tSigned) Sisters of Holy Cross,
Al Chandler street. Nashua N. II. Not t'cough syrup
or patent medicine with weakening stmulants but
food medicine the prescription of eminent spe-
eialst. Cures colds and throat troubes.--Advt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
TEMPEST CAUSE
OF A TIE-UP
Trees Were Blown Across the Trolley
Wires at Bristol,

Bristol, r. l., Nov. l0--A violent
squall lasting scarcely five minutes tied
up the trolley line of the Rhode Island
company between Warren and Bristol
for three hours yesterday.
Trees were blown across the trolley
wires, while electric light and telephone
service was affected from the same cause.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
EXETER PRINCIPAL DEAD.
Harlan P. Amen Suddenly Stricken at
His Home in Exeter.

Exeaer, n H., Nov. l0.-Harlan Page
Amen, principal of Phillips Exeter aead-
envy and oyerseer of Harvard college,
died yesterday afternoon, following a
stroke of apoplexy Saturday.
Prof. Amen graduated from Harvard
in 1870, fitting for college at Exeter.
He became instructor and principal in an
academy at Poughkeepsie, n. y, and
principal of Exeter in 1895.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10

He was go years old and leaves three
daughters and son.
Prof. Amen was taken suddenly i'll at
his home Saturday. He was found lying
unconscious beside telephone, having
been overcome apparently while trying
to call physician. Acute indigestion is
believed to be the cause of the trouble.
On account of his illness, the academy
students celebration of the football VIC
tory over Phillips Andover was called
off.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
MRS. KISS KISSED BoARDER.
So Kiss Got Divorce Because of Said
Kiss.

Chicago, Nov. l0.-John Kiss has
joined the army of the legally unwed,
Ill because Mrs. Esther Kiss was affee-
tionate with boarders in their home.
Kiss told Judge Baldwin that his wife
eft with their two children last June
,fter he had discovered and protested
gainst her friendliness with the board
Is. Il kept boarding house and my
wife was always too friendly with the
,oarders to suit me" Kiss complained.
4 caught her kissing one of them. who
had his arms around her one night when
| came home early"
He was given a decree
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10

ton yards of New Haven road, bringing
the number of victims to three.
Peter Regain and Coleman Kane, re-
pairmen, died yesterday and Daniel
Reardon, car inspector, Saturday.
All were working beneath the car
when it was struck by moving train.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10

tree which had been blown across the
tracks by a storm.
The locomotive plunged down an
embankment.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
All Were in One Sleeping
Room in Tenement
House
BELIEVED LAST TO RE-
TIRE TURNED ON GAS
Bodies Found Yesterday
Morning Three Train
men Killed

Stamford, Conn, Nov l0,--Fiye men
were found dead in a small bedroom of
a tenement house early yesterday morn
ing, having been asphyxiated by illumi-
mating gas during the night.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
DEATH LIST OF THREE.
Repair Men Working Under Car the
Victims.

Boston, Nov. l0--Two additional
deaths resulted yesterday from the col
lision Saturday between an empty pas
senger train and car in the South Bos-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10
Trainmen Are Killed.

Utica, n. Y, Nov. TO- Three of a
train crew were killed last evening,
when locomotive pulling a work train
on the Raquette lake railroad ran into
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10

One retired late, and it is believed he
accidentally turned on the gas
The dead are:
STEPHEN ARCADE, so.
PETER ARCADE As.
PETER ORSON, 81.
JOSEPH DECANTO, %.
ID. EDlTANO, 20.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-10

tons are taking in the work done or
this side of the water.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-05-20
JAPAN'S ENVOY
TALKS AT FRISCO

AN NHNtNN Fteea lfArNd wire
SAN FRANCISCO. May 20-"If
Japan aud the United states are TO
continue their relations on the Same
friendly basis which has marked
thoir intercourse up 10 tho present.
tho questions now agltating both
countries must be definitely settled
without delay"
THIS was the statement 10 the
United Press today OF 4. llattori.
former Seattle business man and
now leader OF the nationalist party
OF Japan. who IL hero with thrco dis.
.tlnguishod confroroB to observe tho
California situation and TO advise
Toxic on the anti.allen sentiment
here.
Japan must have an outlet. 3"
said ia,torl. discussing Japanese
immigration 90 California. Tho
population OF Japan has increased
by many hundreds OF thousands
within few years. and the time
has como when japan must settle
tho questions presented by your
alien land law"
Tho Japanese envoy deridcd ali
talk OF war.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-05-20
CITY IS after
CONTRACTORS

city contractors. who avoid the
's2.15 wage minimum or employ
subterfugsa 20 get around u, arc
warned By n resolution Introduced
hv President Hssketh OF the couu'
.cil that the city may order an an
nulment OF their contracts. Hes
keith framed his resolution. as d.
rect attack on = L. Leboau. con
tractor IN the Fremont district
Last week. Lobeaus men struck
because they we're only getting
$3.50 per day. they claimed. Hes
keith wants Lebeau's contract an
nulled. lie employs from eight 70
ten men on city work.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-05-20
DYNAMITE PLOT
WITNESS CONE

Have the strikers NJ Ballard. oh.
talncd positive proof that two
sticks or dynamite found AZ the
Campbell min last week had hoon
purpoecly planted SO as O. ais.
credit thom1
AZ the strike headquarters NJ the
Maccabee hall. u IA freely rumorcd
that one OF the mon who over.
heard tho plot 60 dynamite had
told what he knew 10 officera q,
the union. and that no had agreed
TO sign an affidavit late last night.
but that early this morning he was
spirited away.
Deputy sheriffs arc atm retained
BY sheriff Cudlheo az ballard.
That their presence IL entirely un.
warranted Is the opinion voiced In
resolutions passed by the aasocia.
ton OF Methodist Episcopalian min.
listers who made personal oxam.
nation.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-05-20
EXPLAINS RUSH
AT PRESIDE"

WASHINGTON. May .o.-seere-
tnry OF War Garrison today decid'
I'D that yeplcnlshment OF tho pios X
OF ammunition destroyed BY fire AZ
the Benlcia, Cal. arsena! vas tho
only reason for the rushed handling
.of thia variety % munitions At
present az some Pacific coast n'a'
tlons. Ito denied there was any IN
usual activity az army posts on the
coast. The explanation vns drawn
forth by reports from The Pacific
coast that men az tho Preside at
San Francisco were hclng worked
night and day handling ammuni'
ton for big guns and that a gonor'
al air of activity pcrvndcd both
army headquarters and navy yards
In the West.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-05-20
NEIL M'ARTHUR
EXPECTED BACK

Government officials here expect
20 receive direct word concerning
Nell Macarthur. tho customs In.
spector. who disappeared just prior
20 the trial OF Charlie Louie and
James a Ralston. on a smuggling
charge. In which ne was expected
TO testify. II Is understood Mrs.
Macarthur has heard from him and
has advised him % return 20 the
city
Ralston received sentence Of
nine months at Portland upon
pleading guilty In the Seattle
trial. both he and Louie were &c.
quilted.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-05-20
HOWE PICTURES
Are THRILLERS

A trip to France. n ride In Count
Zeppelln's gigantic dlrIglble. n mad
race between a hydroplane and n
fleet Of high-powerod motorboats.
and a repeated performance OF tho
runaway train. are only "A few OF
the features offered in the second
week series OF Lyman Howe Travel
Festival motion pictures The pic.
lures this week produce more thrill
ers than those shown last week.
with enough educational pictures
added 20 satisfy the entire audience.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-05-20
has
SPLENDID BILL

Headed by the clever IIeras Fam
fly OF acrobats and iugglers. the
Pantages has an excellent program
OF vaudeville this week The Heras
number Is one OF the best ever
brought 20 Pantagcs. Another mum
Der which merits a top position Is
the Jourdane Trio singers These
three all have exceptionally fine
voices. and their number called for
a rouslng encore. The Four Fords
are a quartette OF dancers with abil.
ity that has seldom been oqualed
here.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-05-20
Referendum ON
LAND BILL SOON

SAN FRANCISCO. May 90
Referendum ana initiative petitions
to KIN the Webb anti-alien land law
fathored by Gov. Johnson and 70
substitute therefor an anti.alicn
land law which viii absolutely ex.
clude from agricultural pursuits In
California all aliens ineligible 90
citizenship. win be IN circulation
throughout the state within ten
days. Il Il asserted BY Olaf r.
Tvcitmoe and special committee
OF the Aslatic Exclusion league here
today.