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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-09-07
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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-09-07
MUZZLE THE MUFFLER

fl ON the Atlanta Georgian and localiL-
ed by the substitution of the name Of
our city for Atlanta Americas has
| it's troubles with the thoughtless au-
toist. The Georgian attributes the cut
out nuisance to malice but we attrl-
butte it to thoughtlessness. Anyway
it's mighty annoying to have your
dreams interrupted by the noise of a
speeding car
There is a sensible and just ordiH-
ance in the municipal code of Ameri-
Gus against cutting out automobile
muffiers inside the city limits.
The ordinance is there, but so far
as the enforcement of it is concerned,
in certain sections of the city, at least,
it just as well not be there.
If it is not to be enforced, and if the
city authorities do not think it should
be enforced, it should be promptly re-
pealed.
There is nothing more annoying or
more disagreeable, particularly in the
residence sections of the city, than a
Ihigh-power automobile running at
full speed with it's muff1er cut out.
Particularly is this annoying during
the late hours of the night, when the
vast majority of US are abed seeking
well-earned repose
There isn't hill or grade in the CITY
that the most rickety automobile mag
nable-even the little "one-lunged" fell
lows-can not get over with ease and
without cutting out it's muffer
The only possible excuse for cutting
out the muffler in any machine is to
make a little bit better speed UP a
really unoffending grade.
People who motor about at night
with mufflers on their cars cut out SET
fishly think of nobody but themselves.
They are Indifferent to the comfort Of
others, the vast majority Of whom
have no automobiles, and ride seldom,
if ever, in one.
These citizens without automobiles,
however, have the same legal rights
that citizens more blessed in this
worlds goods possess, and they are
entitled to protection against the sell
fshness and lawbreaking proclivities
of their more fortunate brethren.
The city authorities gave their in
dorsement to that very idea when the
ordinance against cutting out mufflers
was enacted originally into munici>
| pal statute. In passing that ordinance
they placed themselves on record as
standing between the people and some
genuine nuisance needing regulation.
Not a day passes, however, that the
automobile muffler ordinance of the
city is not openly, boldly and brazenly
violated!
So far as scores of reckless and
genuinely culpable autcmobilists are
concerned, that ordinance might just
as well have been written on the
sands of the seashore as in the NUM-
cipable code of Americus
Since it is a good law, and since it is
law, anyway, whether good or bad,
it ought to be enforced.
Shall the city authorities see to it
that their own laws are not violated?
Here is one-The law against cut
ting out muffers inside the city-that
is not enforced!
Why?
There are many thousands who
would like to know why, indeed
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-09-07
EECANS BIG MONEY
MAKER IN S0-GE0RGlA

Nut Grower)
Native Seeding pecans have been
known in the south since the discov
cry of America. The present supply
CT this nut is even yet almost entire
L. from seeding trees. About thirty
years ago the plant ing of pecan or
chards was taken up actively and
shortly after that the budded and
grated trees were first propagated
in a commercial way. The introduce
ton of these improved trees marked
the beginning of the present era in
the industry.
Results from individual trees of
the best varieties showed early, reg
ular and abundant bearing, in con.
trast with the slow, irregular AMI
scant production of the Seeding
trees. In 1901 the first organized
steps were taken for the formation
of the National Nut Growers Asso-
citation, and in August, 1902, The Nut
Grower was established. Since then
the industry has grown by leaps and
bounds.
In all the lower Southern states,
large commercial orchards have been
planted Many nurseries make a
speciality OF growing pecan trees, and
thus far have been unable to fully
supply the increasing demand for
choice trees, and the annual sales
have passed the half million marx,
which means the planting of over
$4,000 acres a year. Then the great
bulk Of this acreage is in circum-
scribed territory, where the trees
produced the finest and most abund-
! ant crops. South Georgia, West
Florida and Lower Alabama are at
present the favored territory
The conditions Of soil and environ
ment for the pecan are ideal in the
Americas district, Trees grow large
and bear abundantly Suitable lands
are avilable in large or small tracts al
advantageous prices.
The attractive features of this in
dustry are the safety and permanence
CT wisely directed investments, and the
large and regular profits which come
after priod of five or six years need
ed for the trees to come to bearing.
The gathering and marketing Of the
nuts is easily and safely handled at
small cost Crops and trees are NOT
injured by cold or belated frosts. The
trees are remarkably healthy and Wig
orous and while not immune from tree
ills have less trouble than other orch
ard trees.
The greatest feature of the pecan
orchard is that it improves with the
age of the trees and with the advanc-
| in age of the owner becomes more
profitable, SO that even his posterity
profits by his forethought Mistakes
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-09-07
SIX MONTHS OF DEMOCRACY

The Democratic party has been IN
control of the national government for
six months. In spite of the predictions
ST the calamity hawlers who prophesi-
e1 in March that in less than three
months we would be in the midst of
panic the country is experiencing a
Z eriod of prosperity.
The old belize that the Republicans
we're the only party that could be
trusted to run the government has
been shattered The old saying that
sou could trust the Democrats to do
the wrong thing at the right time" is
thing of the past The country has
been moving along in the even tenor of
its way and prosperity has been the
rule and not the exception all over the
country.
Business has been generally good,
and as the fall approaches and the en1
Of tariff uncertainty draws nearer it is
expected that it will be even better. |,
had been hoped that before this the
new tariff, carrying into effect the
Democratic pledges, would be in oper
alton, but various causes have led to
delay. 1t has been noticeable, however,
that the long period of traffic discus
sien has excited no general apprehens
ION, and that the American people as
whole regard the subject with indiffe:-
ence 1t very evident that they fully
appreciate the fact that the welfare OF
the United States is just as safe if
not a good deal safer in the hands Of
Woodrow Wilson as in those of Will
liam Howard Taft or Theodore Roose-
welt In the handling of both the tariff
and the currency question the Demo-
Gratis have shown a greater construc-
tive ability than the Republicans
In a word, President Wilson in the
white House and the Democrats in
both Senate and House have made
good in a manner to confound their
CT tics. This is a great achievement,
fnr which the c~edit can be given i
the powerful personality of the Presi-
Ient. No executive has ever grapplei
wth public questions in loftier spirit
ar made deeper impression upon the
people. During the coming six months,
ia which il may be expected that the
tariff and currency issues will be dis
posed of and other important reforms
be taken up, this favorable impression
Is certain to gain ground and TO
strengthen the Democracy greatly Al
excellent start has been made, and the
future, despite Mexico and other com
piications, looks bright for both parry
and nation.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-09-07

The work being carried on by the
directors of the Y M. c. A in an eff
fort to open the local building shoul3
be encouraged by everyone interested
in the boys of the town.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-09-07

First thing we know someone will b.
advising us to Shop early and avoid
the rush"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-09-07

Albany is to pave some more streets.
Good for the little city OF the cross
roads.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-09-07

Good services at all the churches TO-
day Why not turn out and attend?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-09-07

Blobbs-Your friend the poet seems
to think that he has a message for the
W. id.
SIobbs-Well, if he takes my adj
vice he'll send it Philadelphia
Record.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-02

feIbIt uro am 0nfen 10 gut ME
monopoliIiert. uno Die 6riitliheu
RoufIsute fino, I'M sini9ermnben Den.
5uoen qegenii6er geiHdfttit gu be-
Ttshen. uuf Die DyigineIle Sose oerfat-
len, bic Wdrtts ouf Den Subbut gu
cerIegen, INN 10 biz iii0iihe &ontur
ren5 mentgitens fir einen Gag in Der
Wofs f~ern5ubatten. Mud i'm geieII=
idoitliten 2ebeu, Forpeit mon irI
Deiteuropdiiden Sinne pon osroIe
den in jeneH @e9eroen reoen ;1nn.
Qeben Die SSuoen Den 3on an; 'e has
BEN Die 0riehen geisIti6nftli6 oolle
tpmmen ou89eItotben, gerooeIo lpie m
Qef6dTtlihen Qebsn. Cine gon3e
Nei6e proBeuhofter. nidt gcrooe ges
idlmodpolIer 8iIlen in BEN NotitGbz
ten Soloni3i8. nit qnns peni9en
@usno6nen ollie Suosn oeborip, ges
ben Den beTten 8sfpeis i1rer Wo9lbaz
benheit.
Sn Der Stobt isIbit iino Die Stra=
BEN eng, oft nerbunDen nit ihmuBi~
gen 00fen ie6r 3lpsiTelbaften G6orat-
ters; Die 6duier buben i~i5erbdngenns
Gtodperte uno pom ben 9G6ern
trieft e5 Gus gerp0bnIid menig reinz
iihen Iohrirnen. lleberoIl iiehi
nan Suoeu, fdon GuBerIih tenntli6
our6 thre tangent taFtunartigen Rode;
nut lire TroneH hahsn bic orisntas
liihe Sraht b~eibebolten; lie geher
climber nit i~iberldbensm G9mut uno
meiItens tart betolletiert. Mon Tebt
Ie ii6e. lIt; oug'nI6einlih leben tie
onn3 ibrer mIi6teit uno ihrem
@srgniigen. sic beberrl6en qerooe3u
Die St1ot; fiibten bic Iiirten an
8nnoI IND bnltsn Die Ghriit.n in
6urAt; 6anoeI lit in SoloniAi niht
Der ein3i0e jiioiI6e Grper685nsi3.
Ser nieoeren Slofie Der oorti9en is
roeliti'hen 8ep0Iterung %sntitommen
foIt ollie 8ootsIeute uno grd9sr an
9ofen; lie baben fir bic 0ofsnorbeit
gerdoe3u Elm Wonopol iih ertdmpft
uno oulben tsinen onoersgldubiQen
Ginorin9Iinq. Dieie iiioii6en Boots
manner ltno Mrbeiter iino aroGe.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-02

6reiti6uIirias, nuberorbentIih FRAT
tige, mustuI0Is WfeuIhen, fpie mon
ne aud an Der norbQfritonii6en
3iiits unb Defenders in Sanger trifft.
Die Gbriiten leben in itetsr 5ur6t
Dor BEN iiiDii6en QaittrGgsrn. Sumol
Suoen uno 9iirtsn Tidl ouBerorbsnts
lid out p~srtruuen, ia Ii6 ~ge9enIeitig
untsrftiibsn. GoIoni6i lit Der elm
Stos Seehufen in Ter Qeuante, mel
dem niht bic grieAsr, iouberr bic
Suoen ibrsn RaIis1tempeI uuf9eoriidt
boben.
Sn SolpniAi per6innet Ii6, tpenn
man 10 iageu oarf. Der moraliihe
G6mub G%uropCs nit nem phpiiIden
S6muB bes Orient3. (3peiTetlos 9es
ben hire fAonen bn3untiniI6en Sir
den. lire r0miiden SriumphboQen
uno ihre olten 8urQen uno 8aitto>
nen, peihe bic tur3Ie6iQe 0errI6oft
Der &reu3fobrer un8 ins Geodhtni8
ruFsn, Der Gtont sttpd3 auBerorosntz
lid Wolcrifhes. Ord bomit per-
bunosn 1T cine sem Nu9e iih oufz
brdnqenbe 6dfIitteit upo Elm grober
WnterioIismus. Sotorihi IieQt mert.
riirbiq i~ipIiert, oIeihIom in feinen
Wouern ein9stoitsIt: tommt mon Don
bort in Die n0be n0roliA oeIeQenen
Sdler Wo2eooriens, ober fdbrt mon
iiioli6 mad bern Qerooe8u feenhuTt
ih0n geieQensn G'pIf BON @olo. boun
oloubt man in cine aroerc WeIt pers
felt 3u fperoen: mdli atmst orbentlih
erlei6tert ouf.
Soloni6i it cine Stoot Der froIz
Ieiten 8e9enIdBe uno innersn Wioerz
fpriide. Wdnner, md qon3 IN ben
olten 8sbrduhen bes ghetto bdrs
osno, pidsln teleQrapbii6 lire Sc
5Gdfts ub; oo5u Iprehen lie Elm go
tots. melfes Ij6 BEL ndberer Inter
iuchunQ ols Elm perperbte8 mitteldl=
terIi6es &oiiIidniih entpuppt, llno
boh gi6t e. neben bieIsu. ienem b6=
tertu Strsbsn ourfAus Gbhplben i'll
ni7fen SnuIleuten GnIonidi5 cine
iiibiihe Gette pon SbeoIismuS; lie
%erinnsrt oerooe3u an Die 3sitsn bes
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-02

Bel Den iinaften tebps
lutionGren Grei9niHen il U&ertto err
regte algemeine &spunberunq has
heloenmiitige 9erbolten elmer iungen
@n9ldnoerin. WiB 8ittoriu 6aftin9s,
nte mitten iii Qr6Bten Suoelregen
mader in Der 6euerIinie au5biett uno
mehr ais Elm Nubeno Wenfhenlez
BEN por Dem iiferen 9ooe errettete.
U}iB 6oitin9s lit cine gebiirtige
2pnoonerin uno nor in Werito BEL
elmer reiben Ululattenfcmilie aI8 @r1
siebsrin tGtia. Die iunge Dame hats
te iid fur3 Dor Nu5bruh Der Iepoz
lition NIT einem iun9en Sffi3ier Der
republitaniiden 2(rnee perlnbt uno
Die 6o@3eit 5Gtte bcreit8 in ben Md
item 2u9sn itattfinoen ioQen. 2tGs es
nun gum 8Groerfriegs fam, tpoIte
Ii0 Die Gol0utenbrdut, tpie iie Io0te.
hires 8erIobten piiroiQ erpeiien,
unb 70 i~tiir3te Ie 'i6 nit 5ooespers
editing in BEN GSeuerreQen. Inn pos
moglid 6rduen rno &inoer, Die 6ei
Den StrdBentdmrfen 3n;fdsn feinbs
Tide gOtterien Qerotsn naren, boz
eem llnterQand III retten,
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-02

urhriItentums uno biirfte in Der
aon8en Mslt foum i6rs8gleicben bas
ben. Nuber ben $4,000 %ortbooorsn
Suoen lebsn rGmIi6 bort nod 90
900 onbere; lie nennen Ti6 9oum.
neg. Sic delten Bel Siirfen uro Sus
ben fir oIei6 peroGhtiq aIs RsneQos
ten. obqleid ie iiA duBerIi6 sum
SSstdm bstennen.
SIN gan3en 5abIt Soloni6i etpa
10000 G%inpo6nsr. 9opon iinb etz
mo- Elm @iertel Griehsn, Die %iibriqen
Ginpobner fspen ii6 aus Siirter,
9ulqoren, Gerben uno 3iIi5aren gu
fammer. 0a3u torrmer GuropGer
fo7 ollsr T1tionoIitdten. Die oeutz
f6e @olts'huls tann BON un9efGbr
200 9inbern beIudt iperben.
Snloni6i 1T no6 8onfontinppsl
Der nidtigIte SeebonoelspIoB Der eus
fopdiI4sn 2lrIei.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-02
Salonihi.
tsm Shauplab bes ihnsfen Sirfeu.
%attentatS.

Inter Den 5abrbunosrte oItsu iii.
eiiden aoloHitn MoStooniens. BON
osn,n .~in3,Iue bis in Die Soften oss
@po'teIs NluIus suriidgeben. nilnmt
Sdlonihi. in oem in ben leBten Ylp=
roten 10 pjt'e 8reusItnten gsihdben
uuo IN Dem otr a0nig ron @ritdens
lono trmotatt lpuree, Die BEL rei.sn
berocrTaeenoite StsIle Elm.
S0loniti 1T nobl Die sin;i9s
Staot III 53r3 europa. oersu iibsrs
tris9enoe S,9olterun9smsbybeit aus
%uotn btittbt; ;bre ,3abl bort oelduit
l't duf minotntns $1,000, Sic has
ben 00nosl uno W0noel in Ger Staot
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-02

Iuqufs: Run. tpie itebt'8 nit
@eiuem Sd0b} Sit e INNER nod
b0sP"
Wjpn0: rStlbit bot er it nod
ni6t misoer bIiden %laIisn. aber felt
einiQtn (a1en torntnt Teiu SdnauseI
mittoas pieoer ye9eImdbi9 gum 6rsi.
fen"
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-05-02

0upitrtapettn, Fatt Der
'oitbdrsn @c5elius cher 9~toertaptien.
no crit nab 1850 in 5rlntreia be,
'onnt 9enoroeu; im ubris.r euro.
"a :leA a!<. ipGtsr.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-29
THE FAL CUPBOARD z zRsg g 81 sss @ It 5 s S

down on the couch and buried her face
in her hands Ken was still oblivious
of all but his own horror of himself.
Kitty began to sniffle dolefully
"Have-have-you hand-ker-
chief?"a she walled at last.
She sounded very young and forlorn
She looked very small and helpless.
Ken! Ken! I'm so frightened" she
sobbed.
The boy looked up-his eyes were
still glazed and dull He wanted to be
left alone with his dead pride.
Kitty managed TO peek through her
with intaken breath-with long, weary
exhalations like a little lost child.
The boy heard her. A woman was
suffering because of him! He had
caused one human being anguish to-
day-his father. His fatheri He list
ened to the girls sobs. This was what
he and his father had done between
them! The men of the Nelson family
had hurt a woman-ope of those men
would shoulder his sponsibility-
prove himself a mainland then.
Further than that the boy did not dare
look.
He stood up rather wearily-and tried
to shake off the vision of all he had
been through. He felt dizzy. weak, his
head whirled He moistened his dry
lips and tried to speak.
What is 1t, KittyT he asked in a
monotonous voice from far away
"N-nothing,' walled Kitty dolefully
II wa-want a hapdkencnrer
Kenneth saw the frayed white mass
at his feet. A bitter smile came to his
drawn, boyish lips.
To Be Continued Monday.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-29

was now-that later might be too late
He left the boy with bowed. head
still resting on wide-fung arms. He
left his boy to his fate-and Kitty May
Kitty stood alone in the middle of
the room, slowly tearing her handker-
chief to pieces. She looked weak-des
perate-beaten. Her eyes were haunted
by her own success
Suddenly a muffled sob from Kenneth
penetrated her consciousness. She
turned her eyes to the boy. They were
inscrutable pools of cobalt blue-no
sunlight, no ripple marked their smooth
surface. Suddenly they darkened--and
a little forked tongue OF hatred lifted
it's head.
She looked at the soft mass of torn
linen in her hand-she clenched that
hand over the fiImy cobweb that had
been whole before her fingers began
their devastation. She cast the white
ball before her and set n'-~ cruel little
heel on it. She writhed about mo-
ment, digging the sharp leather into
the soft mass at her feet. Then a cruel
smile began to trembel out and lift the
corners airily and then gabe them a
little staggering shake
Her eyes turned to the figure at the
table. They frightened to points of light
She was smiling very sweetly now
After all there was Kenneth And
she was not done with him yet!
Kitty stood watching the boy with a
little smile OF calculation on her face
He was not thinking OF her-uo one
was thinking of her She began to be
very sorry for herself or course. she
had 10 think of herself-who would
protect her IL she did not. she wondered
Her lips began to tremble. She sank
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-29
TO-DAY'S INSTALLMENT

He loosed his hold on Kenneth's hand.
The boy staggered to his feet-stood
swayng for moment in weakness like
that of delirium-and then CROPPED his
way to the great armchair by the
table.
He was Hike a swimmer spent by
struggle for life in a stormy sea, from
whose enguling waters he had dragged
himself with life pickering feebly
Many waters can not quench love-
but they can drown youth and hope and
happiness.
Kenneth stood in dazed wonder by
the great tate Uttered with the
souvenirs Of youth and folly. There
were cigarettes ip case of silver--his
fathers gift. There were gloves and
scarf Of English weaye-bought from
the allowance his father had given him
and pipes and a silver key ring. and
his thin gold watch Of fine Swiss move
mental, all paid FOR hy the toll and
freely given money of the father he had
struck
lie pushed the litter OF silver and silk,
of gold and gaudy trihes, OF scented
notes in Nitty's hand, and Of flaming
new novels, aside Then in the space
he had made he laid his trembling arms.
ana crouchtng slowly forward. buried
his shamed eyes from the sight OF the
father he had Just rewarded with a
bluwi
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-29
Would YOU Like to Earn a
SO Gold Piece
Well Write Letter Telling How You Have Solved the Prob
lem of Gift Giving at Christmas and You May
Secure One Of the Awards

II VIDENTLY the married
folk readers of The Geor-
gian are giving consid-
cradle thought to that Christmas
gift suggestion. More letters on
the subject came in this morn
ing. And one beauty about these
letters Is that they are short and
to the point. The writer's GER
tainly know what they are writ
ing about
I am trying to help husbands
and wives solve the problem of
gift giving. What should hus-
band give his wife? What should
a wife give her husband? Every
year thousands Of married people
are confronted by this perplex-
ing question. How have YOU
solved it? That's what ] want to
know. If you will tell, in a brief
letter, you may get one of the
gold pieces which 1 am Offering
for the best suggestions.
Here is the offer:
To the wife who writes the best
short letter telling what is the
most useful gift for a husband,
one so gold piece.
Three awards of S. each will be
given the wives whose letters are
adjudged the next best.
Also, l will award the same
prizes to husbands who write
brief letters outlining the most
appropriate gift for husband to
give his wife. To the husbands
letter that is adjudged the best
the writer will receive a $40 gold
piece. Husbands who write the
three next best letters will re-
ceive, each. S. gold piece for
their thoughtfulness.
Send your letters addressed to
MARY LEA DAVIS,
Editorial Department,
The Atlanta Georpiap
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-29

w ELL L,.,, Hopeful Spt 5os You s,d may be
mother for thinking that you
are wrong. Habits are bad things to
break YOU know, and the family
quarrel habit is about the worst thing
there is
I've seen a perfectly nice girl marry
into family that was quarrelsome-
and that girls heart was broken and
her health ruined and her disposition
spoiled for life-in less than a years
time
And none OF the members Of the
Iuarrelsome family had the least idea
what it was all about, They thought
nothing at all of picking quarrel at
breakfast over the way some body's
hair was Combed-or not combed-
sullins around all day about it and
spending the evening having a beau
tttui time not speaking"
My little friend took the whole thing
seriously she and her own sister had
never had really serious quarrel in
their lives-and the first time one of
her sisters in law picked a quarrel
with her about nothing. she cried all
night about II and her husband made
fun of her for that and the others
found out that he was making fun Of
her. and Joined in--and then they all
took sides some for her and some
against her.
To them II was just a pleasant little
game something to pass away the
time and keep up the eNcltement-to
the poor little bride II was dreadful
tragedy
She went into that family an afrec-
tionate, impulsive, frank. outspolen
girl. She left it a Quarrelsome. nag
ging jealous, suspicious woman old
before her time
All because her husbands family
( had the quarreling habit
Look out for this sweetheart of
/ Yours, Young man, and see that she's
ready 10 break that habit before YOU
! tie yourself to her and her disposition
/ for life
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Up-to-the-Minute Jokes

They had scrambled through the
first dance on the programme and he
was leading her back to a seat.
II could die dancing, couldn't your"
he asked
NO" she replied. There are
pleasanter ways than being trampled
to death"
Miss Hogabust (of Chice so)-And
what profession Is your son in, Lord
Hightop7
Lord Hightop-Oh. when Algy leaves
college I expect he will take orders
Miss Hogabust (surprised)-You don't
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say! Well, poppa has got some real
nice gentlemen travelling for him
A professor OF Illinois University who
is very popular among the students
was entertaining q group of them at his
residence one night. Taking down a
magnificent sword that hung over the
fireplace, he brandished It about, e1-
claiming:
Never will forget the day I drew
this blade for the first time"
Where did you draw It, STR" an
awestruck freshman asked.
"'At raffle," said the professor.