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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30


A familiar burden IN many horne.
Tho burden Of u ''hnG back
a lame, r. weak or an aching buck
often tells you Of kidney slla
Deans kidney pills are for weak
kidneys
Here n good testimony ~ prove n.
nue., East f.ss vegas. N Mex. says.
In ie0s a member of Our honaahald
save a public statement Ia prAlke o.
Doan's kidney Pills and consirmnf Il
IN January 1907. This person thinhs
a. highly Of Doan's kidney Pills now
az ever. This remedy brought tom-
plete relief from kidney trouble.
which VAS shown ~ pesrr IN fn1 Rack
and other annoying dlIYicnltlea we
have been 90 greatly benefited ~
Deans kidney Pills that We can speak
highly In sieir praise
For sale BY all dealers. Price SO
centn. Foster Miibarn Co. nuRaiu.
New York. sole asonin for the United
States.
Remember the name -Doana and
take no other.--Adv. "a
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

manentiy.
u can be conveniently obtained A.
any drug store "a nifty cents or one
doiler bottle. Results are always
guaranteed or money viii be refunded.
You will find IL gentle IN action. pleas
ant in taste, and free from gripping,
ana ~ tonic properties have dis
unci value to women. II ~ the most
Widely used iaxatiyc-tonic la America
today and thousands Of families are
now never without u.
II no member OF your family has
ever used Syrup pepsin and YOU wouio
IKE 10 make u personal trial 81 Il be-
fore buying Il IN the rcguiar way of a
druggist. send your address, postnl
WI do--to DR.. w. y. Caldwell. an
Washington ST.. Monticello. M. and n
free sample bottle will be mailed you.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

TO Have Health. Bowcl Nsovemcnt n
absolutely NcCnaary--Iio,v Bc,a
tn Obtain II.


n woman'e beauty depended unon
cosmetics every woman would be "A
picture of lovellncaa. But beauty lea
deeper than that. a lies In health.
IN the majority ~ cases the haeia 81
henlth. and the cause ~ sickness can
be traced 20 the action Of the bowels
The headaches the lasaltudc the
ani'ow skin and the lustcfiess eyes ave
usually due in constipation. So many
thinHs that women do hahiiuaiiy con-
duce 20 this trouble They do not enq
vHrcfully. they ent indieesglbie foods
because the foods are served dnlntilv
nnd thry do not exercise enough. But
whatever the particular cause may 10,
~ important that the condition
should be- corrected
An ideal remedy for women. and
one especially suited Ia their delicate
requirements. is nr. Cnldwell'a syrup
P"psin, which thousands OF women
endorse highly. Mrs. Jennie gnedc.
her i0fi West Monroe ST. Chicago.
ieatiiies that she IL cured 81 grave
stomach and bowel troubles by using
Fsrup Pepsin and without the aid nf
a. doctor or any other medicine" All
me Family can use syrup Pepsin, for
thousands OF mothers give Il 60 babies
ana children. n o. also admirably
suited 20 the requirements ~ elderly
people. IN fact to al who by reason oi
age or inhrmity cannot stand harsh
snhs' cnihartics. pills or purgatlves.
Ihese should always be avoided for
~ best their effect In only FOR that
day, while genuine remedy like
SFrnp Pepsin acts mildly but per-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

There IL no need 70 feet any alarm
over he Hympioms % diahetos This
uheene u APT 30 boz purely a dleeative
trouble. ana Tor this reason tho liver
~ held largely rcsp0naible. The liver
~ the inrReste organ o. the body. ana
~ not only a mass Of thread.lllse blood
vessels. but throughout he entire
FABRIC ~ intimately associated with the
digestive system
The thing 90 % Il 20 90 stimulate
lhe action OF this myriad OF blood
vessels that each cellular part aeiects
lts own essential nutriment By healthy
Nnd judiciOua divine discretion. This
10 accomplished by 8. D. g.. the most
potent, the most active ana the most
naturally stimulating blood medicine
known, You do not need purEatlvea.
40 not be alarmed az the presence of
sugar nor OF sO-cniled sediment.
Just stick 10 = s. a ana bear In
mind that this celebrated remedy has
such specific stimulating action on
the local cells Of the liver az 20 pre.
serve their mutual welfare and give a
proper relative asslsianve. each cell
60 the other
Dfopaical tendencies are thus over.
come, hlliOuanesa soon becomes a
memory ana iaundioc malaria. aflIlc.
lions Of the spleen ana glandular
swelilnMs VIII be entirely eliminated
ion win ma 3 on sale az ali
afuE stores and foT competenf med
veal advice. free. consult by mail tho
laboratory ~ Tho SWIFT specific Co.
l9t swift BLDG, Atlanta, us.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

II would surprise you TO know OF
tho great good that Is being done by
chamberlain's Tablets Darius Dow
Itey, Of Ncwberg Junction, N. H..
writes, "Aly wife has been using
Chamberlain's Tablets and finds them
very effectual and doing her lots OF
good" II yoI have any trouble with
your stomach OF bowels give them
trial For sale by all druggists,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

II your fees hurt YOU try pair 81
our Arch supports They wlll give
you immediate relief aEa will analls
curc broken down arches. buulons
carna. caliDuses and AL innl auiil-
lions For Men and Women. s9.e4 a
pair G. Mays shoe store, ass WRIST
Central avenue.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

There never Was a time when peo-
plo appreciated the real merits OF
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy more
than now This IL shown by the in
crease In sales and voluntary testi-
moniais from persons who have been
cured by II. II you or your children
are troubled with a cough or cold
give u trial and become acquainted
with its good qualities. For sale by
all druggists.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

Washington, May -Superlnten-
dent Sylvester and the Washington
police are absOlvsd from blame for
the disorders which attended the blx
woman suffrage pageant here or
March 2. by the report OF the senate
committee which investigated the az
fair, presented 60 the senate.
Tho committee held the ef0rco
should not be discTedited because
some policemen acted with "appnr-
ent Indifference"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

Early Ohir seed llolat0es. per hun.
dred, $500; extra selected seed. y. w.
Fee.
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Mir. wilson On Route IIomc.

Vera Cruz. Mexico, May sO.--Mrs.
Henry Lane Wilson. wife OF the Am.
ericun minister was a passenger ON
the steamer N interey which sailed
for New York yesterday afternoon.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

Wnnted--Inrnltnrc In any quantity,
for cnsh. Frank, nncti0ncer. Pll0ne
cas-, opposite posl0fAce.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

you knew The determination 10 do The best possible
tor you which has been put into these Wash Dresses
and Skirts now selling the careful making. lie
satisfaction insurance in them you'd know that there no
way to get more for the money invested anywhere.
THE way in which Wash Dresses are made e ot;te
different from the old fashioned way The styesIafe
smart and they made after patterns that fit You en-
be assured Of the styles and there is not the trouble q
selecting materials, patterns and trimmings and then being
uncertain as to the results in the end
THERE is such variety here that we feel sure we
please you. both as to style. material and price.
We would be pleased to have you drop in and look al
them.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

Blg SHE OF baby caps saturday.
THE Model.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-30

ereaior fertility IN shc lntlor. e.
smaller proportion resulted In tNo
children OF lees and IN from three a.
nve children than In the case Of pure
maffiagos and a much higher proper
iion IN eIk Or more children. a larger
proportion % the children having one
white parent survive than ol children
both 81 whose parents are blood
of mixed blood Indians. hut do not
In themselves show whether thla ~
due TO conditions IN the home o. 20
Rreatcf vlrility o. the Offspring.
The reaulfn ~ the studies on RteFil-
ity, on fecundlly, and on vitality all
indicate that the Increase Of the mixed
blood Indians n much greater than
that OF the fullsblood Indians and
that unless the tendencies now at
work undergo n decided change the
fnll-bloods ara destined 20 form n de-
crensinr proportion Of the total In
dian population and ultimately 10 dis
appear aitogether.
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
HE CARRIED AN UMBRELLA.

A dear old lady who was very "sot"
in her prejudices was asked just why
she didn't like certain man. She had
no particular reason that she could
think of at the instant, but she had been
SO emphatic in her expression of dis
like that she knew she would have 30
find some excuse-at once. Just at that
moment she happened to glance out of
the window and saw him passing By.
He carried neatly rolled umbrella
though it hardly threatened rain.
! Quick as a flash she answered her
questioner, He carries an umbrella
whether it's raining or not-he is a
! 'softie.'"
But" said her friend, also looking
out of the window, here comes yoar
son William, and he is carrying an um-
brella."
This did not stump the old lady. "But
that's another matter-I don't like kiH
anyhow-and besides, it all depends on
who carries the umbrella" she replied
triumphantly.
That is the position some people have
taken regarding that wholesome and
refreshing beverage Coca-Cola. They
have said a good many unkind things
about it and in each instance have had
it proved to them that their tales were
not true
| Finally they seized upon the fact that
! Coca-Cola gets much of it's refreshing
deliciousness from the small bit of caf-
| feline that it contains. They looked upon
that as a splendid argument against it.
Then, like the old lady who was remind
ed of son William, they were reminded
| that il is the caffeine in their faVorisa
beverages, tea and coffee, (even more
than In Coca-Cola) that gives them
their refreshing and sustaining quail
| ties.
But does that stop their criticism OF
Coca-Cola for containing caffeine? No
their answer is similar to the old
lady's-they say "But that's another
matter"-what they mean is Being
prejudiced against Coca-Cola and iik-
ing tea or coffee, it all depends on
what carries the caffeine"
We think the joke is on them-for
/ caffeine is caffeine, and if it is not
harmful in one it can't be harmful in
another. We all know that it is not
harmful in tea or coffee-that it is
really helpful in whatever it is-this
Is bound to include Coca-Cola.
Of course, the truth is, that having
started an attack on false premises and
! having had what they thought were
good reasons for criticism proved to
be no reasons at all, they are graspiBg
at an excuse which does not exist, 20
explain prejudice. So you see, after
! ALL it all depends on who carries the
umbrella to people who are determined
to be unfair. Let US be fair.-AdV.
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29

freight, 1t never seemed to me quite
the Christian thing. Don't you agree
with me, Aconite?"
"Now, the Gods truth Is, / was
speakin' periodically about this pro.
jected homicide, but no man can bluff
me, an when the Old Man seemed to
fall in with 1t in that heart-to-heart
way, made lightnin' cat-hop, an
told him as sober as Keeley alumnus
that the Ignite bed seemed most ju
dicious to me, an when should we
load up the csttafalque? Then Mrs
E. breaks in with sort o. gugglin
laugh.
"Jim," says she, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself! Mr.. Driscoll,
addressin' me by my name, which
never was Aconite, reely, "Mr. Dris
coll, Mr.. Elkins is not serious in his
remarks"
"Neither'm L. says 1.
"Of course not" says She 1--WE fully
understand that"
Sure" says the Old Man. Let the
lawyer take its course. Which will be
assumin' possession of ten thousand
dogies; and l feel sure he'll want to
leave you in charge of EN- He's stuck
on you, Aconite."
"See him in Helena fust," says l.
"But wait minute" says Mr. Ell
kins. Somebody's got to take charge
of his stuff for the mortgage, If he
keeps on thinkin' as he does now
You're our friend. It'll De more agree
able in every way to have you than
say, Bill Skeels, of the OZARK"
Of course 1 gets roped, throwed an
branded at last, an Mr.. Jackleg goes
away takin' my receipt fir ten thou
sand head, more or less, of steers
branded "Jf' known in the cattle bust
ness as "J-Up-And-Down," the same
bein' on the ranges at the head waters
of the Cheyenne, Moreau, Little Mis-
souri,, an other streams, an God
knows where else, more definitely de-
scribed in certain indenture of NAV
glitch, and so forth and so on, till
death comes to your relief. An James
R. Elkins was reduced to a few hun
dred white faces he'd put in as side
line, an l feelin' like a sheepman un
masked!
Mr.. Jackleg-his real name turned
out to be Witherspoon-give me his
instructions from the blackboard as he
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29

O. quarterly conference of the punch
ers. I gives 'em sermon something
as follers:
''Fellers," says I, "it's ben borne in
upon me that these doges need drivin'
where they's fewer COWS to the cubic
| inch O. water. Moreover, they're in
too much of a huddle. Here's the hull
ten thousand cooped up within twen-
ty to thirty mile of the spot whereon
We stand. You CANT swing a bob-cat
by the TAIL" says |, without scratch
in their eyes out it vi'lates the
crowded tenement laws. 1t corrupts
the poor little innercent calves. It's
Mulberry Street shame. You are
therefore, ordered an directed to dis
seminate these beeves over a wider
expanse of the moral heritage. You,
| Doc, take Ole an the Greaser, an
goin' south an west with as many as
you can round up, drop off a carload
r so at every waterin' place an sum-
| mer resort up the Belle Fourche an
an as fur as Sheridan. When yeh
git short o. cows, come back f'r more.
There amt no real limits to yer eff
forts short O. the Yellowstone. We
must obey Mr., Jackleg's orders about
| huddlin' I'll give Absalom an Pike
| the Little Missouri, the Cannon Ball
and the Grand valleys. Git what help
you need; l grant power to each of
yeh to send f'r persons an papers an
administer oaths, if necessary. I'll
take my crew an try to gladden. the
waste places along the Moreau on
Cheyenne an White Rivers with
| dogies. Get your gangs an scatter
seeds O. kindness an long four-year-
olds from hell to breakfast. For as
yeh sow even shall yeh reap. If a
critter smothers from crowdin' sev'ral
to a township these hot nights, some
body's goin' to be held personally re-
sponsible to me. You hear, s'pose %
rs this straight goods, Aconite ?'
says Doc.
"Am l Professional humorist." :"
says l, "or am I the combined Fresh
Air Fund S. P. c. A., and Jacob A.
Riis of these yere hills? Am I the
main squeeze Of this outfit, an the
head of responsible government, or
am l not? Hit the grit" says I, San
began irradiatin' steers"
T Obedience is a lovely thing, fellers
an man poised in an air-ship a few
| thousan' feet above a given pint som
eres in the neighborhood O. the Hay
Stack Buttes, armed with a good long
range peekeriscope, might have OBJ
served a beautiful outbust of it, all
that golding autumn, on the part of
a class of men presumably onsubordi-
nae-tLe ungrammatical but warm
hearted cowboys. They preached
mixed assortment o. fair-to-middlin'
steers unto all men. The Ten Thou
sand was absorbed into the landscape
OF four great states, like a ship-load
o Swedes into the Republican party.
The brethren of the ranches heared
gladly the gospel of obeyin' orders. an
Wherever a wisp of COWS amountin' to
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29

more accordin' to the hydropathic
ideas of the executor of the will of A..
Macdonald, diseased. At the same
time you would be conformin' to his
remarkable correct hyjeenic notions
as to segregation"
"Hyjeenic y'r grandmother" says
I, Fl the sitiwation called f'r strong
language. "They couldn't be rounded
,up in a year. an it's damn nonsense.
anyhow, to foller the so-called idees of
A"
"Oh, I see," Says he, in sort of
significant way 81 see: it would be a
slow roundup. Maybe my intrusts
blinds me to those of the people you
represent. A slow roundup wouldn' t
hurt me any! But, of course, you
stan FIR the mawgitchee's intrusts,
an are naturally hostyle-"
1 set sort O. numbed FIR minute.
A new thing was a-happenin' to me,
to wit, an idee was workin' itself into
my self-sealin', air-tight, shot-proof,
Harveyized skull. Talk about your
floods O. light! l got what Doc calls
a Noachian deluge of it right then.
Sir" says I, can Madam, truly "
-quotin' from a pome Mrs. E. had
been readin'-"I think I see my duty
clear at last! If l fin'ly hev grasped
it, my labors requires my absence
says l, "an' I'll see you later"
Mr. Elkins laughed sort of Van
Triloquist's chuckle Josie Elkins
comes up, an stannin' close to me in
that maddenin' way O. hern, sort o's
if she's climbin' into your vest pocket,
she squoze my hand, an she says,
"Mr. Driscall, we know that you'll be
true to any trust reposed in you! An
to your friends!" An at the word
friends" she sort of made sunbeams
from her eyes to mine, an pressed my
hand before breakin' away, as much
as to say that, speakin' O. friends, the
ones that had reely drunk from the
same canteen an robbed watermelon
patches together from earliest infancy
was her an me. Holy Mackinaw! l
went out into the wilderness givin'
thanks an singin' an cussin' myself,
at peace with all the world
1 fatter myself that the work done
upon, or emanatin' from the J-Up-And-
Down Ranch from that time, f'r a
spell, stands in a clas by itself in cow
country ANIMALS. 1t begins with a sort
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29

prepares to pull out, in the presence
Of the Old Man an Mrs. E.
Il was fetched UP on a farm" says
he, an he looked the part, "an' l
know good deal about cattle Every
animal should hev water at least
twice day"
"Fll personally see to it," says +,
winkin' at the Old Man, that every
steer has crack at the growler at
least semi-daily."
Another thing" says he; 'I knew a
herd-boy that run a bunch of fifty
cows practically dry by holdin' 'em in
too close bunch on the prairie. Let
'em spread out SOS to give 'em room
to Craze"
well, fer Gawds sakes!" says l,
thinkin' of the feller's sanity; an be,
fore l could finish my yawp, off he
pelts, leavin' me gaspin'.
wake up" says Elkins, shakin' me
by the shoulder 'If you git 'em all
watered by bedtime, you'll have to git
busy"
He sure is a good loser, thinks l.
ontil figgered that with Josie an the
kids counted in, he hadn't been pried
loose from any great percentage of his
holdin's after all.
Now, the idee was to round up an
ship about the first of December, so
the estate could be wound up at the
January term o court. Pretty soon
things seemed about as they was be-
fore. l went to the Old Man for or.
ders, an Mr.. Jackleg's visit seemed,
as Mrs. E. once said like a badly.
drawn dream. Every time l went to
j. r. E. he says to me that I'm boss,
an to remember my instructions.
"Obey orders" says he, eff it busts
ownDrs."
Grass an water was plenty ag'in,
and the dogies was fattin' up Round
up was drawin' on just as prospects
f'r profit begins to brighten. 1t seem
ed a sort of hash of midnight assas-
sination, poisonin' water-holes, givin'
away a podner, an keepin' sheep, to
ship them ten thousand then. An all
the time the Old Man was bearin'
uOW dUOut ODtylu IL IL DuSU8u
owners. The thing KEEP millin' an
millin' in my brain till l got into the
habit of settin' around an sweatin'
heinyous, ontil I'd come to with a
start, in the middle of a pool of self
evolved moisture filled with wavin
rushes, an embosomin' acres of foat-
in water-lilies! That's the sort of
sweater 1 am when a little worried.
Fin'ly 1 turned on the Old Man like a
worm-a reg'lar spiral still-worm.
How in everlastin' fire." says /, not
Just like that, "am to see that every
doggy gifts two swigs day on these
prairies, an wherein am l to take any
notice of that shyster's fool talk about
rangin' wide?"
WELL" says he, you know thers's
pools an water-holes scattered from
here to the Canada line. an from the
Missouri to the Continental Divide. A
few head, dropped here an there,
handy to water, would be apt to live
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
FACE BROKE OUT IN PIMPLEs

Falls City, Neb-'My trouble began
when l was about sixteen. My face
broke out in little pimples at first.
They were red and sore and then be-
came like little boils. l picked at my
face continually and it made my face
red and sore looking and then would
wake up at night and scratch it. 1t
was source of continual annoyance
to me, as my face was always red
and splotched and burned all the
time.
Il tried 7, -- and others,
but could find nothing to cure it. l
mad been troubled about two years
before l found Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. l sent for sample of
Cuticura Soap and Ointment and tried
them and l then bought some. l
washed my face good with the Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water at night
and then applied the Cuticura Oint-
ment. In the morning l washed it
off with the Cuticura Soap and hot
water. In two days l noticed de-
cided improvement, while in three
weeks the cure was complete.
| (Signed) Judd Knowles, Jan. 10, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
EuidentIx Knew the Kind.

Mrs. NJ. left the house for few NO
ments one morning, telling little Hazel
to answer the door bell if necessary
Presently there was a ring. The lady
caller, learning that Mrs. NJ. was not
at home, opened her card case, and III
doing so bit of tissue paper fluttered
to the steps. Picking it up, Hazel re-
marked: NTH, you dropped one Of
your thigerette paperth. The Deiin-
Gator.
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
Sorry for the overworked Artist.

Henry" said his sister at the break
fast table the morning after, you
shouldn't ask that young artist to
work so hard when he and a party of
your other friends visit you"
'Huh?" replied brother, coming out
of a post-mortem revery of the big
hand.
you needn't try to deny it. l lis
tened at the door a while and some
one was always asking the poor artist
to draw three or draw some other
number of pictures. At least you
should have been satisfied to have him
draw one at time"
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
Home Campaiun.

rs your daughter going away this
summer"
INC; she has started filtration
with the iceman, and we think her
chances for getting engaged to hir, are
very good"
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
An 1s Per Cent. investment.

Jones G. Baker, 80 South La Sale
Street, Chicago, and 25 Broad Street,
New York, have issued very compre-
hensive report on Nipissing Mines
Company of the Cobalt district, On
tario, showing the Company to have
paid out in dividends $10,440,00O.
Every reader of this paper can secure
free copy of this report by address
ing their nearest office.-Adv.
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
And He Did.

Waiter-Here is your soft-boiled
egg, sir. Is there anything else
can do for you?
Patron-Yes; beat it.-Judge.
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
Young people seem to have a monop-
oily on luck.

Mrs. .Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
Hon, ,allays pain cures wind collie ,25c bottle.Av
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
Glorious.

did you have nice time at the
picnic, Willie?"
"Yessum. | had so much chicken
and pie and jelly and other good things
that / was sick for two days"
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
Double Rarreled Advice.

"My boy, never marry for money"
81 won't, dad
"On the other hand, never turn your
back on young woman just because
she is wealthy."-Detroit Free Press
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29

5 improved Iowa farms for sale at auction,
Sept. 8, 6, 8, 8 and 10th. ITO cash and half
the crop yearly until balance is paid, or in ten
payments. j. Mulhall, 42O 9th Street, Sioux
City, Iowa. Adv.
The Ely miner., 1913-08-29
Record for Ambition,

"Cholly is an ambitious sportsman"
"How now"
HE wants to climb the Matterhorn
in an automobile. e."-Louisvill Courier
Journal