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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

LIle iOWeI Idi L VI my
back, headaches and
felt weak and was
very irregular. At
ter taking five bot
ties of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound with
Liver Pills for con-
stipation, / felt well
and strong and have
no more female
J troubles. / hope
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

menced to itch and | would
scratch them and in time
they got larger. forming a
scale or scab with a little pus.
and chunks Of hair would
come out when would
scratch them OFT. 1t caused
me to lose most Of my hair.
1t became thin and dry and
lifeless. / was troubled for
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
A Good Timesy Dance.

The Women of Woodcraft will give
a Good Time" dance in Moose hall,
Tuesday night, october 7th. United
Orchestra. Refreshments served Ev-
erybody invited. Admission 50c.-Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
Cosy.

Program for Saturday only.
Mutual Weekly No. S5. We believe
this is one of the best weeklies made,
containing the latest happenings of
the week
Peg of the Polly P" Reliance.
This is the best character comedy we
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
What Ten Dollars Did.

much better than l
did when the doctor
was treating me. l
don't suffer any
bearing down pains
at all now and l sleep
well. / cannot say
enough for Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound and
Liver Pills as they
have done so much
for ne. / am enjoy
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

Wanted on ranch-Girl or woman
for general housework. Good wages
and steady job to right party. Ad-
dress 70S w. Bluff street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
TWO
YOUNG. women
Tell How They Suffered and
How Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Restored Their Health
and Stopped all Pains.

GAINESVILLE, Ohio. -"I would have
cramping spells, distressed feeling in
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04
SCALP TROUBLE FOR
OVER TEN YEARS
Small Bunches on Scalp. Itched,
Formed Scale. Hair Came Out.
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Oint-
ment Cured in Two Mo tbs.

26s Harrison St.. Elyria, Ohio. - Ny
case was a scalp trouble. | first noticed
small punches on my scalp which COM
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

every suffering woman will give your
medicine trial. | give you permission
to publish what your remedies have
done for me. Mrs. Roy SIMMs, K.
No. 6, Box "a, GAINESVILLE, Ohio.
What Ten Dollars Did.
Danville, Va. -"I have only spent ten
dollars on your medicine and l feel SO
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-04

ing good health now and owe it all to
your remedies. take pleasure in tell
ing my friends and neighbors about
them. Mrs. MATTE HALEY, SCI Col
quhone Street. Danville. Va
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
THE NEW YEAR JEWELLERS.

The better elements in st. Louis,
Chicago and other leading cities have
begun their fight early this year on the
New Year revelers. City officials
should support those who would pro-
hibit excessive drinking in clubs, cab
arets, cafes, hotels and restaurants on
New Years Eve.
The eXcesses OF New Years revel-
ers have become a disgrace to our big
cities. 1t is an influence which will
spread more and more to the smaller
cities, if nothing is done to stop it.
1t would be hard to estimate the enor-
nous amount of money expended in a
single big city on this morally harm
full and profitless custom.
There is no logical reason why such
conduct should be allowed on one
night more than another. The excite
ment of the evening causes many good
people to join in things which may
have a permanently harmful influence
over them
The longer such things are allowed
to go on, the harder they are to stop.
City officials can easily do their part
and stop the revelries to a great de-
gree by ordering all places where
liquor is sold TO be closed at midnight
or shortly after.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
UNIVERSITY PUBLICITY.

The county clubs of the University
can do great deal of useful public
ity work for the University during
the Christmas holidays.
The average high school student
wants to know all he can about the
University. He feels that he cannot
learn much through reading OF it. He
wants the students side of the ques-
ton.
He is trying to decide now. if he is
a high school senior, whether to get
a college education or not. You with
a few explanations and descriptions
may be able to help him decide cor
rectly.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
VIEWPOINTS
Wearing Tiger Insignia.

Editor the Missourian:-A feeling
against the promiscuous wearing OF
Tiger jerseys and NJ sweaters is pre- :
alent among the NJ men and athletes
in general. 1t is not unusual to see a
student who has never participated
in athletics wearing a Tiger jersey
Anyone can become the owner and
wearer of one by going to a student
store and paying the money asked.
The habit of wearing the regular
VI sweater is not SO common. Still,
there is not bona fide possessor of
an NJ who has not seen some other
athlete take his sweater and put it
on. And under the circumstances
nerve though the action was the
M man did not feel like telling the
other fellow to take his sweater off
Some ruling probably will be made
in regard to the wearing of jerseys
and sweaters. It has been suggested
that the plan of granting this privi-
'ege be changed in many respects
The changes are to make a greater
honor Of the wearing OF these athletic
insignia.
But, cen after a new SYSTEM has
been adopted, it will depend on student
sentiment and support whether or no.
t will be carried out B.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
GUARANTEED.

In 1906 Congress passed the Pure
Food and Drugs Act. The aim was to
protect the public from INSCRIPTIONS
manufacturers. Since that time peo-
pie have used articles bearing the
guarantee label with the secure feel
ing that the Government had inspected
the products and put its stamp of ap-
proval for purity and wholesomeness
on them. More than 1000 prosecutions
have been filed against manufactur-
ers of articles bearing the guarantee
The Government does not guarantee
the products. The manufacturer guar
antees them himself to conform to
certain Government standards OF pur-
ity. The serial numbers on the labels
are reference numbers which enable
tn Government to trace liability in
case of violations.
Inspectors purchase. as private per-
sons. articles in all parts of the coun-
try and send them to Government lab
oratories for analysis. If the samples
are not up to the standard as indicated
by the guarantee, prosecution is in
stigated. Out of the 1000 cases prose-
cuted, 1000 convictions have resulted.
Ofenses are punishable by fines of
SIS to $50. Such fines seem light, but
the publicity which officials give the
prosecution spreads to consumers, re-
tailers. jobbers and competitors of the
convicted, and has apparently served
10 insure against a second violation
which involves fine of 81. GOO and not
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
WE LOSE PENNIES TOO.

Penny-in-the-slot machines have
grown in such favor in England, we
learn, that the British government has
had to coin more pennies to supply the
demand.
That seems to be one advantage an
Englishman has over US. We have
never thought of appealing to Uncle
Sam to supply us with more coppers.
when ours get stuck in the old
machines.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
Helping the Towns Survive.

Editor the Mssourian:-Th mai
order monopoly is slowly but surely
crowding out the small town. From
II parts of the country come reports
of the enormous growth of mail order
buying and the decline of local en-
terprise. Today the mail order houses
of the country are doing business o.
20 millions of dollars annually. prac-
'ically all of which comes from the
small towns and the rural commune
ties.
The mail order business is a menace
to the country, for its continued
growth means the elimination of the
small town.
Th mail order house has its custo-
mers in Columbia and Boone county
as we'll as in every other community.
They are people who honestly believe
they are saving money by buying of
the big city dealer. but unconscious
of the fact that in the long run they
are applying the difference in price
through the decreased value of their
own property. Every dollar the city
dealer gets saps the business vitality
Of the community from which it comes
o that extent and depresses labor and
wages
Too much is expected of the country
merchant in the way of prices. He,
90, must have a fair profit, and his
expenses are proportionately much
greater than those of his competitor,
The big city dealer. The mail order
lorse has at its back unlimited capi-
al and il it needs to borrow. the
money comes from the financial cen
'ers where interest rates are lowest
But the country storekeeper has no
'uch chance. He starts with only a
United capital of his own and when he
5orrows. the money comes. not from
he large financial centers, but from
his local banker and at the highest |
"ate of interest.
Tie county merchant is a necessity |
in every rural community. The local |
business house pays its taxes and con- |
tributes to the support of schools and |
churches while its owners live, vote |
md go to church right in the home
The mail order hous
pays no local taxes, supports no local
Institutions, extends no credit and
ares nothing for the health. wealth
md welfare of the rural community.
The country merchant buys the pro-
luce OF his customers and extends
,redit to them for the goods they buy.
He is called upon for contributions
or every local cause and responds lib
sasily. The mail order house buys no
produce and makes no donations
Iharity is not part of its business.
The holiday season is approaching
he har. est time for the mail order
louse. Every Boone county citizen
Who is concerned with the welfare OF
lis country and who has interests here
hould do his shopping at home and
hus help to further the interests O.
lis home community. Any community
hat is good enough to live in and to
make money in is good enough to
pend that money in. and in the long
TN it will be the profitable thing to
o, for every dollar spent at home
clips to make this better community
D live in. lie.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
TO Lecture mt Short Course,

j. {. Hackleman, assistant profess
0r OF agronomy, went to Sikeston, Mo-,
yesterday to speak at a short course
Hee,lng at that place December 9, 10.
II and Il. These gatherings of farm
ers are becoming more and more pop-
lar. especially so in the counties
where there is a county adviser H.
). Eerr is county adviser in Scott
'o"nfy, in which Sikeston is situ-
ated
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
DIR. Connoway Home From Chicago.

]. W. Connoway, professor of vet
erinary science, returned yesterday
from Chicago, where he attended the
meeting of the United States Sanitary
Association. He read a paper, "The
Best Methods of Control of Hog Chol-
era in the State" before the associa-
ton. Doctor Connaway also attended
the meeting OF the Illinois State Vet
Urinary Association.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
SEVENTH COLUMN

C. ]. Blackburn, editor of the Black
burn Record, of Blackburn, Mo-, is the
target for the so-called witty taunts
of his friends because he is bachelor.
With a town to hand down his name
to posterity and a newspaper to sup
port, what does he want with wife?
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

less than one years Imprisonment
That no second offense has been de-
tected speaks we'll for the efficiency
of the law and for the prosecution it
affords.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
Lay of the Egg,

We like to hear the meadow lark. a
slngln' on the wing; the red bird and
he robin and every living thing; but
the sweetest lay that e'er was sung
can't be described by pen, for it's the
cackle-cackle OF that old speckled hen.
c. NJ. f.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

where gas is installed. Stove must be
sold by Wednesday, December 10. If
you want real bargain call at 9OS
Lowry street, or phone 521 White.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

Life insurance protects yourself
and family. Begin now while the
premiums are low. H. NJ. McPhee-
ters. 413-15 Guitar Bldg. (4-1mo-c)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
R0chepOrt Visitors Return.

Newman T. Mitchell and wife re-
turned today to their home near
Rocheport, after visiting with the
families OF J. T. Michel and R. H
Gray.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

\ man may be so broke that he has
20 let his hair grow long. but in
hese days Of cheap safety razors a
mustache is his own fault-Daily
Illini
Run by request.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
WANT COLUMN
MISCELLANEOUS

We feature fresh eggs and country
butter. Our stock is new and fresh.
A. NJ. Schweick Phone S95-White.
(7,tfc)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
WANTED.

WANTED-All kinds of second hand
furniture; we also do repairing. W..
H. Leebrick, 500 Walnut. Phone 394
green. (25 tf)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

- Toledo dentist, copying the res
laurant keepers. has music to draw the
victims attention away from painful
things.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

Concerning the Waukegan, ILL.,, wo-
on rail. there should be no raillery.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
TO RENT

ROOMS-Large, airy, we'll fur
nished; vacant soon. 403 Matthews
street.
FOR RENT-In private residence a
nice study room with bed in fresh air
ROOM Preferable one man. COG S.
Fifth. (4,tfc)
FOR RENT-Room, 600 South Ninth
street. Phone 245 White. (26.t)
BEAUTIFUL furnished rooms, new
ly decorated, including two suites,
with or without board. S04 Hillcrest
(19-tD
Continued on page siX)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

Shoe Repairing while you wait.
Parsons Shoe Shop. Z South Ninth.
Q3c)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

Shoes that have been run over are
very uncomfortable and look the same
way. Let me repair them. W. W. Nor
rison, Eighth and Walnut. (24tf)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

DIAMOND Sparkling Ginger Ale 65
cents per case. Just the thing for the
bunch. Columbia Bottling Works. 54S-
Black. Q9,tf)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

For Sale-Six hole steel coal or
wood range with warming closet. Was
purchased from Matthews Hardware
Co, in April. Is good baker, and
is in excellent condition. Original cost
$500, present selling price is. Rea-
son for sale, owner is moving to house
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

Morris Bros, have the only closed
cars in town Phone 491. (ady)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

A jury decided the other day that a
St. Louis girls pretty nose was worth
1850. What will you sell yours for?
News ltem-A man named Anheus-
er, city prosecutor of Omaha, has re-
2elved 500 proposals of marriage from
blondes in the last few days. He was
ecently left $4,000 on condition that
he marry within two years. He in
2dvertently let it out that he preferred
blondes.
II the man could get $4,000 for mar
wing one blonde, how much could he
get by marrying 500? Also, how much
should he be compensated for marry
ms brunette?
Adamists,' a new cult of literary
uturists in Paris, write only of the
emotions of the barred sould. 1t is
we'll that their soul seances last only
five minutes in this sort of weather.
Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.
If the cars don't get us
The autos must.
Then the New York magistrate call
I'd the cases of six speeders.
Il to dust,
Ashes to ashes.
Fined fifty each:
Remarks, mostly
Physicians have discovered that
girl who does things backwards has
her heart on the right side and her
brain misplaced. We know of someone
with no brains at all who has lost
his heart and still isn't the least bit
backward.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09
FOR SALE

For Sale-Bycicle, bought new last
July. W. c. Swarner. phone $50.
(7,tf c)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

A jury decided the other day that a
St. Louis girls pretty nose was worth
1850. What will you sell yours for?
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

All kinds of soft drinks 65 cents PEI
case. Columbia Bottling Works. Phone
54SBlack. (19,tfI
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

Continued on page six.)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-12-09

Shoes that have been run over are
very uncomfortable and look the same
way. Let me repair them. w. W. Nor
rison, Eighth and Walnut. (24ti)
DIAMOND Sparkling Ginger Ale 65
cents per case. Just the thing for the
bunch. Columbia Bottling Works. 54S-
Black. Q9,tf)
All kinds of soft drinks IS cents per
case Columbia Bottling Works. Phone
54S-Black. Q9,tD
Learn to read your light, gas and
water meters. saved s11 in two
months by, knowing how to read mine
can teach you. NJ. R.. TIA Missouri
ave. 7,moc)
Dressmaking and tailoring done at
reasonable prices Miss Perry, POI
Guitar Bldg. Phone 246-White. Q1,c1m)
Patronage of Missourian patrons de-
sired. Scurlock Transfer Co. Phone
72. QO,tf)
WANTED-Men's clothing and shoes.
Miller.s Second Hand Store. rs N.
Ninth Street. Phone 70S-Black
(5.1mo.c)
Dancing Lessons given privately at
sos Conley. Phone 448 White. (29.tfc)
FOR SALE
For Sale-Bycicle, bought new last
July W. C. Swarner, phone $50.
(7,tf g
The evening world., 1913-03-08

Ballet danclns At IN. Grand opera
House OF Paris IL wonderful. OF course
but the numbering capcss cut by musical
comedy girls are worsr than terrib.e'
1hey haven't got Il In them. somehow.
II would take them siN months to learn
one or the natural. easy steps that are
second nature to an American girl
1hats why there are so May English
dancing trolpes IN iaTIs, they foot 4
mrrrIly, while the Flrisicunrs stand
about and sing. Paris.ln audiences ~
rave aoout the little English dancers
! won Ter whit they would say X some
Doatioai VI heiutlcu. American chorus
girls The production would run FOR
years. But you'd have - send your
rrc,t!rs,. dear New YORK Generally
'tcftoTcrs" are sent out Ike That, be-
cause YOU are Incl n'1 to slv "\nyth.as
IS good enough FOR tpgrIgn"rs'"
10 YOU know wnat amused ME very
much here II vas % ind that IN 50 -
~ inc difference oI salary, nrrrnc. {, Z
permanent ana l!."r!cu'e ~ 81 i.a-
ton tOr c,rttlnl Noat cnorus kris can
II Hp," than .1ti, tl,.r nance, NH.lr
/. pars. when tn, a, 'htt, tn,v Jpq !
zee, very cpWruc' t..r L1oEt ',. fa.y
certainly pin.pvIt'" = rlug" st'rN oct
ter thln a peEb we, IN spite u' many
differences there l"r po!lts Were
American and French chorus girls meet.
In the dressing room espec ally. IN
Paris the gir.s are learning English Il
The evening world., 1913-03-08
O'PAlLlP SoO5A5

music Nc liked because after a thor
auPh search OF the town, aided hy
"lrSegton and Barns. ] coIlin't I'D !
,in-le business man TIA. looked or
acted the least bit tired Served me
light, | ought 10 have known better
than ask mvs-f that qu, .i.pn, NON
ASA. me an easy one" lac challenged.
An righ' What kind OF WJs.c does
New York Ike"
An kinds, LESS" lie answered,
Just now 4 seems TO have taken "A
great fancy to the kind that makes the
turkey trot. After all, that's only natu-
Iil. for the first impression In al music
4, dance rhythn. Dances Civ" birth to
,Sit form OF music. and while the music
IL every nation ina has national n
s,rument like the sultar of Spain or the
udspipc Of Scotliuu-may Dee instantly
recognized. there's no such thing as ma
tonal music. II Wagner had been born
The evening world., 1913-03-08

order 10 come 70 New York: IN New
YORK thes are ,"Irn.ng French because
they think OF visit,ns Paris! When
caught sight Of smlh French gram
mar and It's owner, dear little blond
lady named Marie. pIrlez-yooel with
me, | was tick,cd 10 DEATH
Cigarettes are barred in all dressing
rooms on ,he face ~ the earth Cat least
| guess So they ara In Europe ana
Amer cal; out have vou ever found one
that doesn't rrek o. smoke
Compared to frencl girls. their
American sisters are 50 delightfully."- be-
haNcd, It's true that when you earn
only twelve dollars a month you don't
bother ahot having manners and be-
sdes, musical comedy theatres are run
quite Il NrrentS IRON those In New
York, one can1"t mag ne the pande.
monlIn that relsus In Paris,
II = fierce
Every caorls Eirl over here seems 10
have the chance 10 make good. and now
| undess;snd Nllt little Frencn
1',rcs> sad Nhru she returned TO Paris
.rum the states; IA rather To- a chorus
sirl over there than thr.e-0uarters .:
a star here"
That seems TO be very conclusive
remark. dOesu', IL so think II may
Wind up this s,rlO6le
Three rHrers Tor Miss New York
Chorus Girl and may her waist measure.
ment never grow more than II 10 oow.
for At present $40 u perfsssi
The evening world., 1913-03-08

~ New York MS music would have
that tl!s influence makes Itself fclt IN
re music of the moment. The Amrr!-
'Ar people arc a callsth.nic people, and
50 they turn !nstlnctively - ans thing
tia has calsth"ni.s IN u. II the docic-
orc"fs exercise. tho eager patient I'M
m'd,i'".y aEks inset What could -
better than turks y-;rotting or tango.
hs" Then. too, II is pictorial--lt comoa
from tn. stage. a few years ago there
was q lull In rag.ime. Yet the worst
tina; can be said OF rdstinc Is that 1t
has a bad name. OF course, the tTo
strong rhythms In music are the mar,a
ana the waltz. Pastoral people feel the
~ nj the march least OF all becdI-a
they are Of a peaceful nature. but those
vita red blood In their veins respond
enthusiastically 10 the march"
But to my great surprise Mr.. Sousa
shooh his head at the suggestion tina,
iI's land oil the brave is the home o.
TIE march
so h' htNltitu, tOCNlnE HiG
head al his cigar as though 4, were a
bans about to strike ~. lis Identified
less with America than with other coun.
tries for the reason that We are the
smallest military nation in the world
that IL. among the great powers. Jast
g 'nsider this point: In every great city
"a' Nov York the uniform OF tho sol
dier - a common sight In the stree Is
But here's AN Interesting fact: tn,
stars AMI Stripes Forever which
think may say IL the most patrio. IL
piece OF ~ ndern music. has aroused us
a. much applause in England. Australia
Africa aud other countries where ny
hand has played 1t as It does here. Th,
only explanation to b" found Is that
apparently, 1t strikes universal patr!.
Utlr note, ] wonder would you THAI
IN, csoust.cal II | told You that I abso
lutely believe ia myself as a composer
dou't wish to give that impression
What | mean Is that ! write only VIVA
! feel. and In doing this I feel | dn