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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
Sure Cure.

Mr.. Nabor ito his wife)-My dear
Mr.. Crosslots wants to borrow one Of
the twins.
Mrs. Nabor lin horror 49, Why
What does the man mean?
Small Girl lat the door)-Yes' m
PAS got the insomnier. and he says
please lend him the one that cries all
night; he wants to walk It awhile
Puck.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

ments show that there is no one VA.
rlety Of wheat that is universally
adapted to all soils, nor even to the
same soil for all seasons. II is cvl.
dent from the results of these expert.
mCnts however. that certain varieties
are very superior to others where
averages are considered And there
Is no doubt that II farmers were care.
ful 10 use only pure strains OF some
one or another OF these better vare.
ties the average yield of the state
would be greatly increased without
modifying the other methods of han.
ding the wheat crop.
Unfortunately. the varieties which
average highest are not all available
in this state and cannot always be Sc.
cured. Among the best varieties OF
the bearded wheats are "a Deitz,
GU Rudy. (3) Mediterranean, "a Full.
caster and % Lebanon and of the
smooth wheats a. Michigan Wonder,
t2) Jones Red Wave. CD Hickman,
tD Beechwood. 90 Hybrid, go Daw-
sons Golden Chan. (7) Early Ripe,
tS) Poole and 90 Fultz.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

MY brand of cigarettes Is selling
very we'll"
"Candor. however. compels me to
tell you that you could improve 1t.
old man."
81 don't want to improve It. That
brand is so bad that people are using
It to break off on. Louisville Cour.
ier.Journal
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

sixteen years. and
was thin, weak and
nervous. When /
would lie down it
would seem as If l
was G ding RICH t
down out Of sight
into some dark hole,
and the window cur
tains had faces that
would peek out at
me, and when | was
ont nf dnora ~ uyould
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
KEY WAS UNDER DOOR MAT
ductor Of indianapolis Car Held
the Passengers.

The South East street car was hur,
living on its way toward the end OF
the line Near the ten hundred block
the single line branches out into a
switch. The cars slow up and the
passengers. generally known person
ally by the conductor. often have time
to exchange pleasantries as the cars
pass. A German woman was on the
car coming downtown the other day.
As the car slid on the switch and
started to pass the other she got up
eXcitedly and waved toward the car
headed for the end OF the line.
oh, Charlie! Oh. Charlie," she
Shouted at youth on the other
car evidently her son, on his way
home Charlie did not catch the sig
nal at first, and the ears gathered
speed
Charlie! Charlie!" came the voice,
this time more insistent. Then Char
Ii" looked around and saw the other
car going or the switch with the
woman still waving cxcitedly
The mctorman was aroused by this
time and, thinking that tho summons
YVES urgent, stopped the car and
Charlie jumped OF and made bee.
lin" for mother
She met him at the door 81 just
wanted to say that the key is under
tn mat at the back door" she yelled
And Charlie jumped or, waved at his
conductor and caught his car amid the
cheers OF the other passengers-ln
News.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
EStremelY Modekt.

Rather a modest. retiring fellow in
a crowd. isn't he?"
Yep. Pretty modest Reminds me
a whole lot OF a governor on n state
occasion surrounded by his stan OF
colonels-in uniform."-St. Louis Re
public.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
Abandoned proiecs

Two hearts that beat as one" The
museum manager unused.
"oh, WE'LL" he went on, continuing
his solilouuy. Il suppose we could get
up freak like that, but she wouldn't
be In 1t with the two-hcaded girl. any
way."--Puck.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
And She Had Been Warned.

"All men are alike. They're deceit.
full and selfish"
How do you know"
"A married friend OF mine told me
so and warned me against all OF
them"
But you're going TO marry Fred"
"Of course | am He's different"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

Another factor which controls the
yield OF the wheat crop is the seed,
and only good seed of some variety
best suited to ones locality should be
used.
The experiment station has been
testing wheat varieties for number
Of years both AT Columbia and by
means OF cooperative experiments
throughout the state. These expert.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
WHENEVER YOU NEED
4 GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
The Old Standard Groves Taseess chill Toni is Equally
Valuable General Tonic because Acts on the Liver,
Drives Out Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds up
the Whole System For Grown People and Children.

You what Tonic
the formula showing
tonic and Tastess Form has equal for Chls
week.-mrs. debility and life and
Mothers and Pale Sey Children Removes Bousnes without purgg
Relieves
puihes the blood True Tonic
No should be without IN
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
Evening Things Up.

Mamma" said four-year-old Thel-
ma, Harry wants the biggest piece of
pie and think ought TO have It,"
Why. dear7" queried the mother.
Cause" replied Thelma. "he was
eating pie two years before was
born. "-Nationa Food Magazine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
Never Touched Him.

Want to go to the theater tonight"
Il have nothing to wear" said his
wife peevishly.
That won't matter. only meant
one OF those moving picture theaters,
where it's dark. Louisville Courier.
Journal
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
Forty Yearn In Style,

City Cousln-But. Cousin Eben, you
can't go to the party in those clothes.
Your grandfather wore those at least
40 years ago.
Country Cousin-Thats all right. You
don't suppose there1l be anybody at
the party who saw him in them, do
you?
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
It's Advantages.

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
Then 1t never becomes moss
back, either"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
Compromise.

Cant serve you with liquid re-
freshment, sir. This town Is dry"
"All right. Bring me bottle OF
something extra dry"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

Many n man puts his foot In It when
he attempts TO stand on his dignity.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

Winslow's Soothing syrup for Children
tecihinR, soiiens the gums, reduces iuhhmmR
tou allays pain cures wind collie Zoe bottle.la
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
Modern Method

Maud-It's a paradox, isn't It?
Edith-What?
Maud-That the woman Of position
dances like n climber.-Judge.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
Suffered
awful PAINS
For Sixteen Years. Restored
To Health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.

Moretown. Vermont --"I was trou-
bled with pains and irregularities for
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

Most OF our relatives are about as
useless to US as empty tomato cans
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11
The Seeding of Wheat
Correctly Proportioned Fertilizers and Good Seed
Arc Important Factors in Increasing the Yield
The Use Of Good Seed.

BY Huehhn Ah, Professor AaOnomy College Agriculture uofM
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

seem as if something was going to hap
pen. My blood was poor, my circula-
ton was so bad would be like dead
person at times. / had female weak
ness badly, my abdomen was sore and
had awful pains.
81 took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound and used the Sanative
Wash and they certainly did wonders
for me. My troubles disappeared and
am able 10 work hard every day. - Mrs.
W. +. SAWYER, River View Farm, More
town, Vermont.
Another Case.
Clifford, Iowa. was troubled with
female weakness, also with displace.
ment / had very severe and steady
headache, also pain in back and was
very thin and tired all the time. / COM
menced taking Lydia Z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and l am cured Of
these troubles. l cannot praise your
medicine too highly. Mrs. INA MILL
sLAGLE, Clifford, Iowa.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

COLONIZING fertile Arkansas lands in n
healthful country, well drained, near good
mkt, t2S. Eome excellent Investments Asta~
wanted Southern Land CO., Helena, Ark
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

1000 ACRES good farming land In nou nE Arte-
elan belt tl 80 per acre VIII sell In trlcts
RAsausskA, owner, AL nAors Bldg, ssA Ahsais Tea
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN wishing 30 ioln
reliable Post Gard Club, arc cordially invited 70
addfoss eIRhAA nEALTY CO., oaoo hiSros, ST. L0uw
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-11

W. N. u ST. LOUIS, NO. s7-191a.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-03-27

he had received at that institution.
He said, when left Hope for the
Fargo Sanitarium, was suffering
with Intiammatory Rheumatism, at
fecting both my feet, hips and arms
to such an extent that l was unable
to move without assistance, but after
having taken five days treatment at
the Fargo Sanitarium, the soreness
and swelling had subsided to that
degree in which l was able to walk
about without any pain or incon-
venience, and left the institution
after fourteen days treatment, per-
fectly we'll. l feel entirely rejuvenat-
ed, having an appetite and bowel
action that would do credit to boy
OF fifteen.
have taken different kinds of
treatments in past years for my
rheumatic atfiiction, having been to
the Hot Springs and also taken a
course of John Till's plaster treat
ments and l can truefully say, that
have gotten better and quicker re-
ults at the Fargo Sanitarium. than l
did from the other two courses of
treatment, and the point that can't
understand is, why the people of
North Dakota trail thousand of miles
seeking help for rheumatism, to the
Hot Springs and similar places, when
they have such an admirable insti-
tuition so close to home, as the Fargo
Sanitarium.
The citizens of North Dakota may
not be aware of it, but the fact re-
mains, that this Sanitarium is equip
ped with the very latest and most
modern devices for the treatment of
both acute and chronic conditions.
DIR. Cavanagh has put on an addition
to the old Sanitarium building, at a
cost OF several thousand dollars,
which makes the Sanitarium now
modern in every way, and 1 would
strongly advise any one seeking
health for rheumatic conditions or
other Affections to go to the Sani-
tarium and see for themselves what
complete health resort we have
here in North Dakota.-Adv.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-03-27
A DAIRY MOVEMENT.
Prominent Men Finance
Plan to Improve Quality
of Dairy Cattle.

For the purpose of improving the
quality of dairy stock and encourag-
ing diversified farming and the dairy
industry in the communities tributary
to Hope, Blabon, Colgate, Luverne
and Pillsbury at each of which points
they have banks, Jas. D. Brown and
NJ. B. Cassell recently made propo-
sition to certain of the customers of
their banks to furnish high grade
Holstein COWS and beifers and regis
tered bulls at cost on liberal terms of
payment and low rate of interest.
AS this Is done without any profit
they selected only such customers as
live on and operate their own farms,
and who are in some measure equip
ped to properly handle the class of
stock to be furnished
A meeting of those interested was
held Monday afternoon at the First
National Bank here. Although, on
account of the storm, the roads we're
very bad more than twenty of those
invited were present, and Thos Coop
er, Director of the Better Farming g
Association was present. also Mr.
A f Nelson, the local man employed
by the Association to advise with the
farmers. Both OF these men are quite
enthusiastic over the proposition. Mr..
Cooper addressed the meeting and
gave much valuable information.
AS a result of the meeting ninsteen
farmers signed an agreement to take
from three to eight young COWS each,
and six registered bulls were SUBJ
scribed for, the total number being
about ninety head.
AS several who were unable to get
here on account of the condition OF
the roads 'phoned in that they wanted
to be counted in on the proposition
The number of head that will be taken
will considerably exceed one hundred
the propo sttion being left open for a
a few days to give them an opportun.
ity to come in and subscribe.
1t is the intention to purchase the
stock in the dairy districts of New
York and Vermont, it being foun,
that on account of the demand for thi
class of stock in the west prices ar
too high in Wisconsin and adjacen
states.
i Mr.. Cooper advised that the Bette
Farming Association would furnis
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-03-27

called clincher motion had prevailed,
a two thirds vote would have been
required to reconsider it, while the
fact that the clincher motion did not
prevail left the bill subject to recon-
sideration by a majority vote at any
time during the next "a hours, the
same course as most bills usually
take. The Senate was practically
evenly divided on this measure.
Now, what was the fairest course
for me as presiding officer, to place
the absolute control, as far as any
further consideration of this bill was
concerned, in the hands of one-thrd
OF the members of the Senate, or to
vote so rs to allow the majority to
rule? II the friends of this measure
actually had 26 votes for the meas
ure, it could not have been recon-
sidered, but it was reconsidered and
never passed again.
The papers, in their reports of my
vote, did not take the pains to say
anything about the provisions of the
bill, but laid particular stress on the
Tact, as they had it, that my vote
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-03-27
KRAABEL EXPLAINS
How and Why the Ployhar-Blake-
more Initiative and Referendum
Bill was Killed.

The reports, in some of the news
papers of the state, OF my deciding
tie vote on a motion in the Senate
March 9Th have been so misleading,
that believe a true statement as to
the facts in the case would not be
amiss.
Some of the reports We're to the
effect that | voted against the Initia-
tive and Referendum, and other re-
ports had it that my vote killed the
Initiative and Referendum, neither
being the truth. Thee presiding Of
ficer of the Senate has no vote on
any legislative measure before the
Senate, but he may decide tie vote
on motion. When House Bill No.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-03-27
Ls3, known as the Ployhar- Blake

1873, known as the Ployhar Blake
more Initiative and Referendum Bill,
came up for the third reading and
final passage in the Senate Thursday
morning, March 9Th, there were 26
ayes and % nays, Senator Englund
being excused Oh account of Illness
and the bill passed without a vote to
spare. Immediately the motion was
made that the vote by which House
Bill No. 1873 passed be raconsidcred
and that motion be laid on the table
(thss being the so-called clincher
motion). There were "a ayes and "a
nays on this motion, one senator
having left the chamber after the
vote was taken on the bill itself.
declared the motion lost, as I con
tend that any motion that does not
carry is lost. | was, however, re~
quested to decide the tie by voting.
and voted No, and I would do it
again, and possibly little louder.
this did not kill the bill, however, as
it passed, and we were. not now
voting on the bill itself. If the so
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-03-27
Chronic Stomach Trouble

There is nothing more discouraging
than a chronic disorder of the stom-
ach. 1t is not surprising that many
suffer for years with ailment when a
permanent cure is within their reach
and may be had for a trihe? about
one year ago. says P. Fl. Beck of
Wakelee, Mich, 81 bought package
of Chamberlain's tablets, and since
using them I have felt perfectly we'll
! had previously used any number OF
different medicines but none of them
We're of any lasting benefit" For
sale by all dealers.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-03-27
The Forty Year Test

An article must have exceptional
merit to survive for a period of forty
years. Chamberlain's cough Remedy
was first offered to the public in 1872.
From II small beginning it has grown
in favor and popularity until it has
attained q world wide reputation.
You will find nothing better for cold
Or cough. Try it and you will under
stand why it isa favorite after u per-
iod of more than. ,.fortysyears. 1t not
only gives relief-it cures For sale
by all dealers f7.eg7',a7 Fs
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-03-27

an expert man to select the stock,
without cost. except his expenses, on
condition that he should be accom-
panied by local iariner who was in
terested in the proposition, and who
would do the actual paying for the
stock, and by vote of the subscribe
ers present Mr.. Geo, L., Smith was
selected for that purpose. y,
The intention is to purchase the
stock so as to deliver it here Arhaps
early in June, buying heifersE that
will calve in the fall
The subscribers are very enthusias-
tic and much in earnest. The time is
opportune for the movement and
splendid results are anticipated.
North Dakota is proud of the Min
neapolis Symphony Orchestra which
is Northwest-Made. In its recent
triumphant eastern tour, this famous
orchestra carried to the effete East
the virility and enthusiasm of the
growing prosperous Northwest. Its
series of successes in Boston, New
York, Philadelphia, Cleveland, Chi
cago and other eastern cities caused
even the most critical tob accord the
Northwestern artists place amongst
the three great orchestras of its
kind in the nation.
The entire state of North Dakota
is congratulating the Lake Region
upon the appearance of this world
famous orchestra at Devils Lake for
two performances, Friday, April IL.
From all sections of northern North
Dakota the Devils Lake Commercial
Club, under whose auspices the con-
cert is given at the City on the Lake,
is receiving orders for reservation
for this great musical event of the
year. Special trains on five branch
lines will take the great crowds to
the Lake Region metropolis.
For the reason that this magnif-
cent assemblage of artists and solo
lists has literally been created In the
Northwest under the exceptional and
brilliant genius of Emil Obeerhoffer,
people of the Lake Region feel that
something of the soul and spirit of
this region is reflected in the splen-
did work of these artists. In addi-
tion, they know that this music
brought to them by musicians who
understand the Northwest will be an
Interpretation of those great master
pieces of music which will appeal
particularly to the people of this ter
ritory. BY it's irresistible melody,
and its sheer charm and vividness.
this music will WOO and win the
farmer, the business man, the child
and the musician. 1t Is music for
the multitude, not merely for the
student of music,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-03-27
Returned Home Saturday
Geo. King Speaks a Good Word For
Fargo SanatOrium.

Our old friend, Mr.. G. w. King
who has just returned from Fargo,
where he had been taking a course
of treatments at the Fargo Sanitar-
ium, dropped into the Hope Pioneer
Office to tell us of the great benefits
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-20

PENDANTS who are described as all persons, un.
known to complainant. claiming an interest
in the above described lands, all be and they
each are required to appear to said bill OF
or before the End day Of February. A. D
1914, the same being the rule day Of sale
court for said month. and that any failure
Of any Of said defendants. as above ordered
will be grounds for taking the allegations OF
said bill as confessed and the same will bt
so taken by each Of said defendants.
1t is further ordered that this order be pub
llshed in the Lakeland Evening Telegram,
newspaper published in said county and State.
as to the above named defendants for FIVE con-
secutlve weeks and as to the defendants. the
unknown heirs, devisees. grantees, or other
claimants under Alfred E. Cresweli. Joba Al.
den, and William +. Rogers. deceased, and
as to the defendants who are named as AL
persons claiming an interest in or to said
above described lands, but whose names and
places Of residence are to complainant un.
known" for twelve consecutive weeks
Given under my hand and seal this 31st day
! Of October, A. D 1913
! J. A. JOHNSON,
| l3tl4O7 Clerk Of Circuit Court.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-20

names and places Of residence are to the
complainant unknown, are residents OF the
United States and State Of Florida, but that
they have been absent more than sixty days
next preceding the application for this or
der
That there Is no person in the State Of
Florida the service Of a subpoena upon whom
would bind said defendants and that all OF
said named defendants are each over the age
of twenty one years
It is therefore ordered that the above de-
PENDANTS whose names are given, be and each
of them Is required to appear to the bill filed
in said cause, on or before the first day Of
December, A. d 1913. the same being the
rule day Of said court, for said month
1t is also ordered that the defendants named
as all persons claiming an interest as heirs,
devisees grantees, or claimants otherwise un
der Alfred E. Creswell, John Alder. or VIII
liam E. Rogers deceased. in or to the above
described lands, be, and each Of them is re.
quired to appear to said bill on or before
the End day Of February, A. D. 1914, the
same being the rule day Of said court for
said month.
1t is also ordered that the above named de.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-20

and chocolates and gum-drops were
heaped in pyramids, with trays OF
fudge and molasses.candy in between.
She stopped, and, without any hes
itation this time, gave them eacn q
cent.
Her chal.. purse was empty now,
her exhllarating occupation gone, ana
she stood, forlorn little figure in her
ermine and velvet, on the corner OF
the crowded street.
She had remained thus for some IT.
tie time when she heard a quick step
behind her and she was quickly grasp
ed by strong but kindly hands and
swung on to the steps.
"So-ho!" said big man, who had
come I'D the street. ITS Mistress
Elizabeth Rockerby! What are you up
to, Betsy Jane?"
Cousin Bob." sasped Elizabeth.
Yes, Cousin Bob, and now, cry
your trail little sister!"
IL ran away" falterer Elizabeth.
well, come along in and I'll intro
duce you to the cousins" said Cousin
Bob, cheerfully, and then I'll phone
EN- up and tell them that it's our
turn to have you"
And Elizabeth snuggled her f1nge,A
happily into her big cousins hands al
shs stepped forward into new life.