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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

plane clothes cop acrost the
street without no trubbel at all,
and he went in and pinched the
prof
the prof he went along to the
station, and there was bunch
of cops that thought they would
kid him
ges you amt mulch of a
forchun teller, says one of them,
by the name of riley, or you
would of knowed that was a lady
bull
never mind about that, yung
Teller, says the prof, you write
on peace of paper the name of
your mother, the name of your
skool teacher, the place you
bought your ring, and what you
had for breakfast
So riley did, and he gave the
paper to anuther cop, and then
prof reed told him evrything that
was on it
and what's more, he says, you
was dead stuck on that sKooi
teacher, and you amt never told
your wife about it for fear she
will be jellus
that was plenty for riley, and
the rest of the bulls dident want
their forchuns told
say, says the prof, git me on
this one, / bet am going to be
discharged
and i'll be burned il he wasent
jOhny
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
CHEEKY MR.. HILL ES

Secretary Hle from whom haven't heard much he retired
after making that splendid political prophet cheerfuy
that Cousin Bill Taft has travelling president anyhow
including
the headwae of Salt River and appeared before 2O0OO of
the people.
It's high record distance and exhibition all right but can't
credit Bill it. He didn't
back but Puman and was and there isn't hobo in the nation but
will B
millions look at Bill
then voted for somebody
He the tail
presidential the higher attitudes public
the dashing
eartwad Hi oousy behind
exhrated naked Blessed
is he truly blessed, who always sing whistle.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
Quaint Answers.

Miss Clara Evelyn McHugh, a
teacher in one of the Topeka
schools, read at recent teachers
meetings from a collection OF
quaint examination answers that
she had been gathering for some
years. The gems of Miss Nc
Hugh's collection were:
"a blizzard is the inside of a
hem"
1.-THE equator is a menagerie
lion running round the earth"
Oxygen is thing that has
eight Sides"
1.-THE cuckoo never lays its own
eggs"
A mosquito is child of black
and white parents.-Topeka State
Journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
LATEST MARKET REPORT
FOR TACOMA HOUSEWIVES

Globe Onions. 6 for Toe.
Beets. Carrots, Turnips, Onions.
Radishes. all bunch STUFF.
punches for &c.
Cabbage, 5000.
Potatoes. sack, 10000.
Spinach, h., 10c.
Sweet Potatoes, selected, 6 lbs.
Csc.
Fresh Bermuda Onions. 4 lbs. csc.
Brussefs Sprouts, 10c lib.
Cauiiflower. 10000.
California Head Lettuce, 2 lbs. 16c,
celery. home grown, bunch, 2 for $50
California 10c.
Cucumbers, csc.
Head Lettuce. for 15e.
BUTTER, CHEESE AND EGGS
Butter, tub, 35c lb.
Fancy tub, 40c lb., lbs. s1,15.
Fancy Bricks, 43c.
Washington. 43c.
Cheese
Tilamook. 22c
New York, soc.
Imported Swiss. 4oc
Roquefort, Coo.
EgRs.
Fresh Ranch, fancy. soc.
Regular. Eastern, csc.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
lA, 'I|% t ,f1kS,]'S!1EA!, ,Xl52l1'9l5,!lS0
What His Motive Was.

A lady having more than the
average portion of avoirdupoise
mounted a Superior avenue car
the other night. Safely inside she
grabbed a strap and stood on a
sitting gentleman's toes for the
trip home.
Almost Immediately the sitting
gentleman got up, bowed grace
fully and motioned her to his
seat.
"You are very kind, sir" dim
pied the roly-poly lady, subsiding.
"Kind?" snorted the gentleman
who had arisen. This amt
kindness-it's self-defense." =
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
New England is beginning spirited

New England is beginning spirited
campaign, with plenty of funds, to keep
her sons and daughters at home-the
steady campaign of the western COM
munities for new citizens is beginning
to alarm our Yankee brethren. That s
the high sign, then, to redouble our
efforts. Anyway, the east doesn't need
half what she has, and we need 'em
badly. HUSTLE!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
Takes All His Time.

But" exclaimed the traveller,
do you never read the news
papers?"
II useter," replied the farmer.
81 did oncet fur quite a spell;
but they got too funny. Bout
ten or 'leven years ago l quit
readin' 'em. Since then I've been
readin' a book. Saturday Even
ing Post.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
The fact that Frank l.. Crosby, the

new federal court clerk, is dispensing
$4,000 in old unused court costs which
have been held for years shows just
how loose things have been in the
courts in this section.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

Checks, stock certificates and
other similar documents, that
must bear personal signatures
sometimes must be signed whole
sale to take care of widespread
distribution of payments. The
burden of signing name often
and the time consumed has led
to the invention of a machine for
multiplying the signature of the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
Her Busy Life.

Aunt Martha spends all day
long hiding her silver in fifty
different places to defeat the bur-
glars she is perfectly sure are
coming here"
"Goodness!"
And she spends all night
hunting for it and gathering it
into one pile in case of fire. -
Harper's Bazaar.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
Just So.

The Wife-Don't you thing
marriage has improved you, dear?
The Husband-Sure thing. I
was an idiot when l married you!
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
Remember 1t.

There are not many girls
these days named Bedelia."
mo. I'm afriad it will be a
long time yet before that blamed
song is forgotten. "-Birmingham
Age-Herald.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
Determined to Be Observed.

"You may announce that 1 in
tend to retire TO private life"
said the industrious statesman.
what for?"
1t seems to-be the only method
just now by which I can attract
public attention. Washington
Star.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
THE ANSWER

W. Corey expresident of the u
which the u Steel
agre to seekb in United
of legislation.
Monopoes to make competition positively impossible
any OF answ
"Let Uncle tip
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
XN'uff!

Statistics often fool the eye,
They are not worth a jigger.
While figures do not often lie,
Some liars often figure.
Cincinnati ENQUIRER,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
MEET UP WITH THEM, WOODROW!

the fact that Woodrow Wilson
fromC California
with the big Many of the best
Why
evening2
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
Paw Knows Everything,

Willie-Paw, what is an infal-
lible man?
Paw-A man who always
changes his shoestrings before
they break. my son.--Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
Used to Being Run Away With

$50 Betty has eloped with Jack
Huggard. Well, l really can't say
I'm surprised"
You're not?"
No; she's let her Imagination
run away with her many a time. ("
Boston Transcript.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
The bill to permit cities to operate

municipal cold storage plants, lobbied
out of committee by Mayor Seymour at
Olympia yesterday, brings the munich
pal dock enterprise little nearer in
Tacoma
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
Yes sir, we're for that game law max

Yes sir, we're for that game law max
ing shores of lakes and streams pub
lie fishing highways. Nothing makes
us so blamed mad as to have to stuff
the bait in our mouth, grab our pole
and climb a barbed wire fence just as
they're beginning to bite, all because
the fellow who is coming on the run
with a pitchfork thinks he owns all the
scenery.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28
If You Can't Get Your Money Out of the Bank
Quick Enough, Use a Machine Check Signer

signer, so that he can actually
write 10 signatures at one opera
ton.
On a steel writing tables is ar
ranged a monitor" pen which Is
handled exactly like an ordinary
pen. This monitor pen is con-
nected, by a flexible joint, with
an exceedingly light aluminium
frame, supported on almost fric-
tionless roller bearings, so as to
move with utmost freedom IN
any direction in a horizontal
plane.
Ten fountain pens are secured
to the frame, spaced at proper
distances and slanted at the
right angle for writing. Papers
to be signed are placed on a flat
bed below the frame. By simple
pantograph mechanism, the frame
follows every slightest movement
of the monitor pen, SO that
signature written by the latter rs
simultaneously written by each
of the 10 pens, giving 10 identi-
cal signatures.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

Fruits
Pears. box, s1.0o@1.75.
| Oranges, Is soc.
| Lemons, 35@40c.
| Cocoanuts. loo
Bananas-30c doz.
| Apples. box. 50c@$1.75.
Delicious Apples, box. $1.90.
Grapefruit, loo, 2 for 15c.
Spare Ribs, 15c Ib.
Veal Stew, 15418c lib.
Pork Tenderloin 45c.
Roast Beef, prime rib. zoe.
Boiling IssI 8 q J !. 10 @1ah~
Porterhouse. 2542Sc.
T-Bone, 22@25c-
| Round Steak, zoe.
Leg of Lamb, spring, 20c
Lamb Chops, shoulder. lBc: loin
and rib 20@22c.
Shoulder of Lamb. 15c lib.
Lamb stew, 1Oc lib.
Roast Pork, IS, 29@25c.
Pork Chops, shoulder, 10000; loin
and rib. 25c.
Veal Roast. 20@25c.
Veal Outlets. 20 025o.
Ham. sliced, 25 q 3ec.
Salt Pork. i5c.
Pork Sausage. link. acc: bulk. i5e
c coeas, B Be @ssf sonele... $50
=
Brains. 15c.
Liver, 12hc.
Poultry
Spring Chickens. csc.
Hens, 22c.
Spring Ducks. 26c.
SQUADS. 3sc.
Haffbut. lbs. csc.
Crabs. s1.50@2 doz.
Trout. 25c ID.
Salmon. 1E1
Black Cod, . lbs. CSC.
Rock God. It's.
Sound Smells. 2 lbs. Csc
Shrimps. 1bc.
Goldfish, brick. CSC.
Olympia Oysters, 81 qt
Anchovies. quart, csc.
kippered Salmon and Cod. iBc
Ktppered Herring. 1se
Vegetables
Tomatoes. lb.. 15c.
Squash. lb., 2Mc.
Bell Peppers. ID. Csc
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

z1lbCl b1IC CAPC1ICItCCS OI NIClIUBIt,
Wright and Peterson with Tacoma city
contracts, contractors may hereafter
demand bond from the city that there
will be no changing of engineers or
commissioners until their jobs are fin
ished.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

MnxBER or THE SCRIPTS NORTHWEST
LEAGUE on NEWSPAPERS. TeleRraphfe News
service Of the United Press Associntfen ~ direct
Leased Wire.
Battered AZ the pestoffice, Tacoma, wash,
sccond-cln.s matter Published by the Tacom.
Tsnaes Pub. CO. Every Evening Except Sunday.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

Let no Tacoma stut-tut- tut tuterer
escape the instruction now being given
In the hi-i-i-i-igh school,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

This familiar fog is much preferable
to the snow and slush, anyway.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

"I'm no third termer," said Cousin
Bill Taft to the National Chamber of
Commerce Now, there's one great
question settled, anyway.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

If there is any other kind of bad
Puget Sound weather let's have it all
now and get through with it this month
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

through Tacoma port in a year some of
the wealth is bound to stick to our
fingers.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

Only few of us willb able to carry
about in our pocket and forget the par
eel covering 70 inches that our wife
gave us to mail.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-28

Only 299 shopping days till Christ
mas.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-07-03
misunderstood

In a small village lived a gentleman
whose name was Peacock, and his
great hobby was the breeding of tur-
keys, of which he always kept a large
Quantity in a paddock in front of his
house adjoining the roadway, which
was a great attraction to the public.
One day a traveller passing that
way mingled with little crowd that
was watching their antics, and
asked:
Whose turkeys are these?"
A youth replied: They're Pea
cocks"
Traveler-'I asked whose turkeys
are those?"
Youth answering AGAIN. -
They're PeacOck's."
Traveller (excited and boxing the
youths ears)-"You young fool, u
you think 1 can't tell peacOcks from
turkeys?"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-07-03
HER METHODS


At a certain school, we are told, the
teacher, feeling well disposed toward
her class, during one very hot after
noon, sent one of her pupils to buy a
pound of plums from a fruit vendor
who was shouting his wares outside.
'And be sure, Nellie" she remark
ed, Ito pinch one. OF. two Of the pluLia
before buying any to see if they are
ripe"
Presently Nellie returned to room,
her face wreathed in smiles, and pre-
scented the teacher not only with a
large bag of plums, but also with the
cOppers.
For some time she could do moth
ing but burble incOherently. Then,
more or less recovering her COM
posture:
Instead of pinching only one or
two as you suggested" she laughed,
81 waited till the man wasn't looking
and pinched a whole bagful!"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-07-03
COULDN'T EAT IT

After being kept waiting for the
usual five or ten minutes, the new ar
= rival at the restaurant was duly
i served with the first course of the
/ table d'hote dinner-soUp.
! Hesitating a moment, he glanced at
his plate; then said:
4 - Waiter, l can't eat this soup"
! r- "Then I'll bring you another kind,
i sir" said the waiter and fastened
n away.
4 The guest sighed as the second
I plat was placed in front of him.
| Nor can l eat this SOUP" he said,
b trif1e more emphaticaIly than be-
1 fore.
81 And the waiter, silent, but angry,
brought yet another plate of soup.
i Whereupon the guest once more re-
marked, in low, emphatic tone:
i Really, cannot eat this Stuff
\ But the waiter, now really angry,
Esummoned the manager, and, to the
interest of the other guests in the res
taurant, explained what had hap
+ Oenpd
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-07-03

Really, sir, this is most unusual,
sir, said the manager. May I as
why you can't eat any of our soups?"
Because, replied the guest, with
a sad, wan smile, 81 have no spoonw
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-10-02
PROJECT GIVES UP GHOST.

One Carey act project died from
strangulation at the hands OF the
state land board on Wednesday.
This was the Idagon, segregation
No. 3S, of 5000 acres in Owyhee
county, near the Oregon line. By
formal action the land board relin-
quished the land back to the general
government and cancelled its deal
ing with the company. just as
soon as the required steps are taken
the land will be thrown open to
entry. AS good part of it is con-
tiguous to the Gem irrigation dis
trict it is presumed that it will be
much in demand.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-10-02

of the local organization with their
Chicago neighbors, it was but nat
ural that Mr.. Witwer should ask
for full explanation Of the va
rious propositions considered by Mr..
Taylor, inasmuch as he states, that
Taylor's letter was written with go
much confidence and in such broad
terms of denial, that | should like
to receive your full advice and sug-
gestions before reporting on the
same to our executive committee.
The statements made by Mr..
Taylor so incensed some memb-
ers of the association here that sew
eral very pointed letters were ad-
dressed to Mr.. Taylor, while the
following reply to the Chicago or
ganization was prepared and for
warded to Mr.. Witwer, over the
signature of the secretary of the
association, a copy being also sent
to Mr.. Taylor for his perusal.
While this reply may seem some
what lengthy, there was no attempt
made to curtail some of the senti-
ments of disapproval as expressed
by the settlers in general, and we
believe the letter contains many de-
tails that are Of interest to the peo-
pie on the tract as well as the non
residents,
Jerome, Idaho, July Soth, 1918.
Edward B. Wtwer, President.
Chicago Ass IN Carey Act Land Owners
Chicago, Illinois.
Dear Sir: Yours OF the 22nd inst. Will
copy of the letter of Taylor, Manager o
the Carey Department, was duly receive'
and should have had earlier attention
but | have been too busy to reply, ant
give it the consideration necessary t.
correct the mis-information and mis-rep
reservations it contains.
The letter is sure 'corker and !
must be confessed to be rs he claims 1t t.
be, very frank communication,
ialsehoods and representation can .
to make up a fair and frank statement
1t is as you suggest, written with sue
confidence and such broad terms an
coming as it does from State Ofici;
would carry great weight to those n'
informed fully as to the exact facts.
We are very much surprised too at il
coming from Taylor, for when he was
member of the land board we did col
slider him our firm friend, and just VII
he should now make such an uncallC
for, malicious and utterly false and III
called ior attack upon us. we do NJ
know. If il had come from almost al
other person connected with the Lar
Department. we would not have been
surprised.
And we might have overlooked it
some extent on the ground that su'
:, party was misinlormed, uniniormed, b
-. we cannot be SO charitable with Taylc
for as a matter OF fact, he is the best /
formed man as to conditions down he
that there is connected with the Sta
Land Department, so we must bral
this, lust what it is, deliberate attem
to msead you people there, and to d
credit us with you, who we hope sol
day may be our neighbors on this Nor
- Side tract, and this last, consider
u meanest part of 1t all.
Is Now to the letter. We note that
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-10-02
L. I. ALEXANDER, SEC y,
Twin Falls North Side Canal
Users Association.

Having covered the field quite
thoroughly in the above letter, we
had supposed the matter closed.
But having a desire to be in the
lime light, MIR. Taylor rushes into
print with his reply which contains
so many illogical assertions that
we will take them up for considera-
ton next week.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-07-25
Clymdn and Vicinity.

Miss Theresa Altman of Milwaukee, is
the guest of Mrs. Henry Stueber.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. j. Ennisson Of La
Crosse, are visiting the formers sister,
Mrs. j. A. Bunnell.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Zimmerman are
visiting relatives in Milwaukee.
Frank Klatt transacted business at
Cudahy on Tuesday.
Miss Anna Weining of Milwaukee, is
visiting friends in the village.
Mrs. A. T. Lathrop who has been the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. j. T. Collins for
the past ten days returned to So. Mil
waukee Monday.
Miss B. Lekachmann of Berlin, is Wis
iting her brother, H. Lekachman.
H. Schrayen transacted business at
Juneau Wednesday.
Miss Belle Sutton is visiting relatives
at New Auburn.
Thos. Ward of South Milwaukee, visit
ed with friends here the past week.
Mrs. VIM. Schmidt of Milwaukee, is
visiting her cousin, Mrs. H. Stueber.
Mrs. Jas. Lyons visited friends at Wa
tertoWn on Saturday lat.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Caughlin were al
Juneau Tuesday.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-07-25
City BriefletS.

Mrs. CT Nutting of Baraboo, was a
visitor here Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Dodge OF. Lake
Mills, were visitors here Thursday.
Asa Brown, travelling representative
for the Milwaukee Free Press, was a
business visitor in Watertown yester-
day.
Miss Title Lemke returned Wednes-
day from a two weeks visit in Mime
apolis.
Bernard Quandt and family of Huils-
burg, were visitors at the home of
Herman Zimmerman Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Probst and chill
dren return to st. Paul Saturday after a
months visit at the home of DR.. F. C.
Werner.
6. M. Gahlman was elected Vice
president of the State Retail Liquor
Dealers association at a convention at
Milwaukee this week.
Miss Winifred Duffy, teacher of
mathematics and language in one of
the high schools of Des Moines, Iowa,
is visiting at the home of the Misses
Feldschneider, North Washington
street. Miss Duffy was born here and
left with her parents when quite young
for Riceville, Iowa, her father, Henry
Duffy, dying there few years ago.
Her mother, who was formerly Miss
Anna Sloan, still resides at Riceville,
whom she reports well and prosperous
1t is Miss Duffy's first visit here since
the family moved west and Miss Duffy
states that she is delighted with the
progress and beauty of our city.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-07-25
johnson Creek.

DR.. P. E. Stiehm has received his
commission as postmaster and expects
to take possession of the Office shortly.
Landlord breeder will hold a mid
summer dance at the Park Hotel next
Saturday, July 25th.
Next Sunday. on the local diamond,
our team will play the strong team from
Clyman, who defeated our boys at the
latter place several weeks ago. We hope
that the attendance will encourage the
players.
Otto Auer is the happy pOssessOr of a
new five passenger Buick touring car.
The sale was made through ]. C. Shekey
& Co.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. O. Stiehm, W. Stiehm
and Reuben and Mr.. and Mrs. Otto
| Stiehm, of Milwaukee, are camping at
Ladien's grove.
The second time last week the ring
ing of the fire bell alarmed QUE people.
Tuesday evening about o'clock light
ming struck the barn of A. Sabien. The
bolt was seen descend and willing hands
extingnished the flames before m aterial
damage was done.
Miss Fora Warnes of Milwaukee, has
been visiting relatives.
Mrs. j. Shekey and daughter, Miss
Ruby and Mrs. Frank Shekey and daugh-
ter Dorothy left Thursday for Grand
Rapids, Oshkosh and Wausau, where
they expect to visit for some time.
Mrs. W. A Christians was a Water
town visitor Wednesday to meet her sis
ter. Mrs. Stannard of Macomb, ILL.,, who
is spending week at the home of her
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. E. L. Shakshesky.
". Christians had been quite I'LL last
week but is able to be around again.
Pearson Mueller of Milwaukee, is Wis
iting his aunt, Mrs. f. R. SchOl.
| Fred Grell was a Milwaukee business
visitor Friday.
Mrs. Ruedig of WatertOwn, have been
the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. E. A. Drews.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. F. Christians of Chi
cago, spent few days with his parents
Mr.. and Mrs. H. C. Christians.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Wunnek of Hum
boldt, Neb., had been the guests of F. c.
Mansfield and sister Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. O. C. Harrison of Wauke-
sha, are spending few days with Mr..
and Mrs +. R. SchOll.
Among Saturdays Watertown visitors
were Mrs. H. Hungerford and Mrs.
Bennecke and sister, Mrs. Rausch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bishel spent Friday with
his father, who celebrated his eighty
| fifth birthday.
/ The Misses Claybough and Faville ana
DR.. Sparks and Ernest Greenwood of
Lake Mills, spent Sunday with the lat
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-07-25
UnSightly Face Spots

Are cured by DR.. HObsOn's Eczema Oint-
ment, which heals all skin eruptions.
No matter how long you have been
troubled by itching. burning or scaly
skin humors, just put little Of that
soothing antiseptic, DR.. Hobson's Ec-
zema Ointment. ON the sores and
the suffering stops instantly. Heal
ing begins that very minute. Doctors
use it in their practice and recommend
it. Mr.. Alieman, of LittletOwn. Pa,
SAYS: Had eczema on forehead; DR..
Hobson's Eczema Ointment cured it in
two weeks" Guaranteed to relieve or
money refunded. All druggists, or by
mail. Price soc. Pfeiffer Chemical Co.
Philadelphia and st. Louis.