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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23
GIRL AS A CONSCRIPT

state on scientific lines all the func.
tons of womankind.
Women's CONSUMPTION would thus
meet a social need. The need is
proven by the decline in the birth
rate which has fallen in thirty-five
years from AZ per 1000 to only 30.
THAT" says Won der Goltz. "is
proof OF the decay Of Germany"
The female CONSUMPTION school ar.
que that in Germany the state always
thinks its function is to fight nation.
al evils; therefore. the state must not
shrink from attacking the evil Of the
dewomanlEing Of womanhood."
II the natural woman is dying out.
the state must replace her with the
state made woman. THE woman con.
script is the ideal of modern Ger
many"
So far the most detailed scheme Of
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23
JOLT SETS A BROKEN NECK
Vertebrae DlsIoeated From Man 10
Jared Back Into Place
by Ambulance.

San Francisco, Cal-An unidenti-
ned man on the steamer Simla, coal
Ing here, dislOcated the vertebrae OF
his neck by hanging himself and then
the joltlng of an ambulance put them
back in place again. The man leap
ed from a yard-arm with a rope
around his neck. He was cut down
and a surgeon discovered the dlslOca-
ton. When he reached the hospital
the bones we're in place.
Or. Alfred RoncoVieri said the case
was one Of the most remarkable In
medical annals. There was no doubt.
he said. that the 10iting ambulance
bad set the bones agsip.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23
SECRET OF HEALTH !,

'In 1845 l came to London. and all
through busy career of fifty years
I worked twelve and fifteen hours q
day. Now l get up at noon.' and my
invariable diet, on which hope to
pass the century. for I am we'll and
happy. is:
"One o'clock-Breakfast, three
boiled eggs. tea, and three slices OF
thin bread and butter.
1.-Two o'clock-Glass Of milk.
-Four o'clock-Glass Of milk.
Five o'clock-Tea, one boiled egg,
tea and thin bread and butter.
Eight o'clock-Dinner, one boiled
egg and thin bread and butter.
81 have not touched meat for seven
years, and did not eat 1t until ! was
twenty. / never smoked. except for a
year when was a young man in Edin.
burgh, and have rarely touched al.
coholL For years my drinking has
been confined to four glasses OF cham.
payne a year-one on my birthday.
one on my wife's birthday, one on
Christmas day. and one on New Years
day.
1T is true that my business career
was confined to the days before mod.
ern rush, and have never used tel.
ephone; but 1t is over-eating, not rush,
that ages men. They tell me that
they feel old at fifty-and then / find
they eat Ave meals a dayl"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23
PATRICK MEETS HIS CHILL
ereets Daughter, Now 10, from Whom
He Was Parted by Prison
Sentence.

st. Louis.-For the first time since
she was a child 4 years old. Miss LII
lian Patrick and her father. Albert
T. Patrick. recently pardoned by Gov.
Dix Of New York, met here.
Ths young woman. now IS years
old, arrived from Denver, Colo, with
Patrick's mother, Mrs. Edward T.
Patrick. They are at the home Of
John T. Milliken. Patrick's brother-in.
law.
Patrick's plans for the near future
are still uniformed, he said. It is prob
able that within a week he win either
return to New York OF be Joined here
by his wife. he believes.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23
Collecting Antiquities.

Slopay received card on which
was engraved: Professor Brace.
Antiquarian"
He knew no such person. 80 his curl
osity led him to receive him.
What is your business, professor
he asked, politely. g.
81 am a collector Of antiquities" an
swered the old man.
$50 l imagined. And how can 1
serve your"
by paying q deposit on this little
bill you have owed for more than
three years"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A Red Wing man walked six miles
in his sleep and finished bis nap In
the woods with the mercury below
zero. Lucky some Of the Minnesota
hunters didn't take him for deer.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

The authorities Of q western uni
versity say that farm boys are the
physical interiors of city boys. Here
is another dear delualon shattered
and a setback to the cry Of Back to
the farm!"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

The boxers saved a referee from
rough handling at the hands of fren-
Sied fans at Birmingham. England.
The English fight fan must be firss
cousin to the American baseball
rroter.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

Baltimore has tried the experiment
Of employing blind telephone girls,
and finds that 1t is very effective. So
long as they are not deaf, none need
complain.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

ham. I'VE had good deal Of trouble
with the Peruvian government. On
the two expeditions l had previously
made into Peru had no trouble at all.
but the ministery had changed and
those in power at present were not at
all friendly to American exploration"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

Says a critic, men do not think
enough. OF course. he refers to mar
ried men. The bachelor has to do
an awful lot of quick thinking to re.
main single.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A Macon Judge rules that man has
a right to take a few anifters before
getting married. He realizes that Il
takes courage, Of course. but is a
bracer OF that sort absolutely neces-
sary?
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A gay old Lothario OF eighty ad-
dressed his dear one as "Iny fawn."
Now he's paying S5.614.sO for breach
of promise. Probably. too, he sings
the old song beginning. 81 never loved
q dear gazelle."
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A Chicago man was arr ested be-
cause he took a mule into two cafes
and tried to buy 1t a drink. Had he
done the same in Newport, he'd have
been made a society leader.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

In Springfield. o.. they locked bevy
of society girls in a padded cell dur
ing an initiation into secret society
and released them in hysterical con-
dition. Cheerful tactics.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A Chicago woman footpad held up q
man. cleaned him, and then returned
4 quarter for car fare. Just about
the amount a woman gives her hus
hand when she's through with him.
Could she haye been married.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A Harvard professor says that angle
worms can think. II they can. they
must think that all men are liars
basing their deductions on the fisher
men they associate with.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

One OF Robert Burns razors was
sold in London the other day for 500.
This, however. will make no diner
ence II the buyers wife happens to
need It to rip dress.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A titled English woman has opened
a school to teach wives how to spend
money. In spite of the suffragettes'
England is still apparently in de-
plorably backward state.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

The dentist who says that he can
tell from their teeth when fashionable
women are in the habit OF smoking
cigarettes will probably not get a sec
ond peek at those teeth.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

King Alfonso is studying aviation
under an English instructor. Proba-
bly, for the peace Of mind OF his cabi-
net, his advisors will insist that he
make 1t a purely theoretical course.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23
MIIIIonaIre'e Son IaaLaborer.

WEIIIOHdIENo NUW 70 EdUVIUTs
St Louis.-In an effort to learn the
business from the ground up" Al
den B. Swift. son Of the millionaire
Chicago meat packer. donned over
ais and IL working aS . laboreF n.
. packing plant
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A New York stenographer gave up
typewritlng to marry baron. After
the honeymoon wanes. she'll probably
resume It to support him.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A Pennsylvania judge fined his wife
$50 and costs because she sold In
ferior catsup. Probably he had to eat
It himself.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

A newspaper announces that New
York chefs receive more than govern.
ors; but not half as much as head
walters and holdup men.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23
improved Some.

The wlfe-Don't you think mar
riage has improved you, dear7"
The Husband-Sure thing. ] was
an idiot when l married your
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

DR.. Sun Vat Sen is coming over to
this country to ask loan OF $780,
100000. Have you that much to
spare Just now?
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

Now the question is. what will a
iourteen-inch gun do II It doesn't ex-
plode before It does TT
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

Burglar breaks into 4 house and
steals only cornet. He deserves
Carnegie medal.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

The English language is employed
by lbO.OOO.OO0 people. A few do not
murder It.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23
Hla ouena.

'Wots inflated currency Bllls-
Dunno! less It's money wotS been
blown. in.'"-Boston Transcript
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

Reports from the millennium indicate
that It has been delayed again.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

Hydrocya9ic acid is sure death to
rats. mice. insects--and children.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

Il takes q good pugilIst or Doog
uinistsr b Uut he nsp to sIssR
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

BAXTER STRINGS :. KANSAS
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-01-23

cHAs. L. SMITH. Editor q owner.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-07-31

ocaIed its
whether
Delaware
Township Pennsylvania, could condition.
esseXp tuet than al present.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-07-31
Vol. Al, No. 81
WHOLE No. 2105

This dirt that
nan other worked other method This
Neshanc Valley follows
AmW Baptist Church,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-29

They were tried in a hurry and
sure enough found guilty. The jury
stood eleven for capital punishment
and one for second degree, and that
one thank God for putting
him there-deadlocked the jury for
eighteen hours, until finally they
compromised on a verdict of gull
ty with recommendation of im!'
prisonment for life"
Notwithstanding the verdict, Mac
still contended they were not the
murderers. They went to the pen
itentiary and twelve years after
ward, a man dying of consumption
confessed to his brother that he and
a pal had committed the murder,
and the brother, well known citi-
zen, went to the Governor and had
Kelly and Christy pardoned.
Twelve long years did those two
men serve for crime they knew
absolutely nothing about, just be-
cause the other newspapers had
worked up public sentiment against
them and somebody had to suffer.
God only knows how many there
are i'll prisons to-day suffering as
innocently.
\ 4 II
Next week we will learn how
Robert MacGregor became ac-
quainted with and unwillingly be
came temporary manager of Mrs.
Carrie Nation.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-29
CuttIe-FiSh
Pendennis

There is to be found in the Pa
=cific Ocean curious fish, resembl-
ing in form the devil fish. Seamen
call this creature the cuttle- fish. If
the cutie fish Is alarmed or attack
ed it exudes All inky substance that
darkens the waters around 1t. and
under this cover the cuttle-fish es-
capes. l believe there is but one
species Of cuttle-fish among the
tinny tribes. There are several
breeds of cutie. fish identified with
the genus ego.
/! Now the writer is aware that this
muddle of Inconsistencies he has
written is knock, but he denies
that he is cuttle-f fish. This article
is a knock against knockers, wise
guys and smarties.
We have with us always the
knocker, who endeavors always by
creating a loud noisy hammering to
distract attention from his own de-
linquencies. Let anyone do thing
we'll and straightway the anvil Choir
us raises its din. Every reform
that has been attempted has been
assailed by the knockers. Every
man that has dared to rise above the
common level has been pelted by
the mud singers. If you can do the
thing better, do it, and let your good
work boost for you. Do not knock
the other fellows well directed
efforts. Do not resort to the tactics
of the cuttle-fsh.
! A common method persued by
the habitual knocker is the pose of
cynical criticism, like the remark
of the knocker who stated that all
men are liars,' forgetting that he
himself was included
1t is popular to knock the rich
and wall against the accumulation
of wealth. The knocker in doing
this simply advertises his jealousy.
He lets us know that he lacks talent
and ability and consequently envies
those who possess great wealth.
An American of great wealth died
recently abroad. He was one of
the worlds leading men. This man
by the use of his power in financial
centers, stayed the blight of disas-
ferrous national panic. Throughout
his lifetime he did many acts of
kindness and gave millions 10 char
ity. His last words before he sail
ed away never to return alive were:
When you see Mr.. Wilson, tell
him for me that if ever there should
come time when he thinks any in
finence or resources that | have can
be used for the country. they are
wholly at his disposal What
splendid patriotism! For years this
man was lampooned and cartooned
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-29

Astronomers at the University of
Minnesota have discovered a comet
that travels at the rate of 10000,
OOO miles per hour. Those astrono-
mers must have been going some
themselves to catch on this wonder
full speed-crazy comet. II comets
continue 10 travel at this rate some
of them may get arrested for exceed
ing the speed limit. -Gayhoppin.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-08-22

Kroll. OF Spokane; Mrs. +. f. Corn
wall, OF Moscow; aud Mrs. B. q. Sly
of Othello. Washington.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-08-22
AT THE GRAND

The Grand theatre is now booking
10 what they term as real vaudeville.
Acts that are jumping to the big
western circuit have been In oommu-
nioation with Managers Sommers &
1hessin aud are going to play this
popular house at q reduced salary.
The first act. consisting of the trio II
Salroy, Beverly & Diamond, are very
clever aud those attending the Grand
Saturday night are sure Of a pleasing
show. Singing. dancing and lost of
comedy make up the clever entertain
ment. For next week big surprise
is "a awaiting. Another big feature
motion picture has been obtained for
Friday night called "Segfred" the
Ambrose feature production in three
reels. This picture is considered by
all authority to be the greatest tri-
umph of this worlds producers.
This Is only one OF the many won
ders the Grand will have and 1t Is
easily to be seen why the people OF
st. MarIes know where to 60 to see a
feature show. Managers Sommers &
Thessin are building mp a fine bust.
ness on account of their being able
to obtain the best only, having the
liabilities to handle ali big features.
whether pictures, big companys,
grand balls or anything in the enter
tanning liue.
The trio on Saturday Ii a high sal
aried groupe and the theatre goers
should make it point to see them.
Five dollars will be given as usual
on Saturday.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-08-22
IDEAL PROGRAM
cal theatre, the home Of licensed

AAC'A NAN@NADf eAp AoALD ~ AAoIa1|A
films. -
Tonight: PsN aweskIy. Friday
the Ideal Is the Cd e In st. Ma
ries where thiA pol weekly may
be seen.
'The Lesson" Selig drama.
"Hypr otism Ia Hicksville," an
Essany comedy with Augustus Car
ney. 'The Gibraltar of Fun -
Saturday night an excellent Essa
nay pmedy entitled; "Old Knots'
Win be shown in addition to two
highSolass dramas
Sunday: 1.-THE Belle of North
WHles.' Kaiem drama, 1.-THE Clutch
of Conscience Patbe western drama.
aud "a Trap to Catch a Burglar. -
VitaRraph comedy.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-08-22
Organize Maccabees

Thursday afternoon a new fratern
al ord,r devoted exclusively to wom-
en-, was organized ia this city, when
st. Ma les Hive Ladies OF the Modern
Macoab es was Installed here by Dep
uty Mary lslbel MoRae, of Green
Bush, Michigan The new order
startedsof With a charter membership
Of 10, after the organization work
being completed. an election aud In
stallation of officers icing held.
The Ladies Of he Modern Macca
bees Is the oldest Urder Ia the oouu
try today devoted exclusively to
women, the first beneficial fraterual
society being organized ia 1855.
Deputy Mary McRae has been spend
log some lime here on the Organiza-
tion work aud she states that al
though the lodge is now organized
and running smoothly, she will prob
ably remain here for at least a week
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-08-22
Social Afternoon

Mrs II. e. Brennan and daughter
Florence. entertained a large mum Der
of guests at their home on Second
street Wednesday afternoon In honor
of Mrs. George e. Steele of Occur
d'Alene. who is spending the week
visiting In this city. The afternoon
Was very pleasantly enjoved In play
ing Five Hundred, prizes being
awarded to Mrs, j. 0 Lumsdon aud
Mr.. E. W. TruemRn. Dainty refresh
ments we're served at the close OF
the card play Ing, blythe hostesses.
The list of invited guests includes
the following:
Mesdames II J. Hull, f. II. Her
rick, e. b. FlaRR. j. P Goodwin, j.
o. umsden. W. O. Guile. f. o,
Gibson. d. r. Cornwall, e. l.. CLARK
E.. W. Trueman, J.. g. Fraliok, W.
S. Nelson and r. Il. Cherry, and
Miss Nell Mulcahy, Mrs. william
Kroll of Spokane, Mrs. o. d. Steven
of Occur d'Alene, Mrs. Arthur Krol
of Spokane, Miss Cabot of Milwau
kee. Mrs. f. r. Cornwall Of Moscow
aud Mrs. George f. Steele of Ooeu
d'Alene.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-08-22

SEASON CLOSES SUNDAY


The base ball season In this city
will close this week with two games,
one on Saturday and the other on
Sunday. with the strong Standpoint
team. These games are a httinR close
for the season as upon them depend
the championship of the Panhan die
of Idaho, in fact almost the cham
pionship of he entire Inland Empire;
az it Is extremely doubtful that there
ls another team in the country that
would make bids against the strong
teams of either this city or Sand
point.
Standpoint has slightly the advant
age in the way Of playing q double
header contest, as they are we'll sup
piled WITH pitchers and have been
playing from two TO three games a
week for some time now. while the
lucal squad has been having but one
contest each Sunday. and the pitch
ing has been done almost entirely by
Parks.
Saturdays contest wili start at
3:45 p. m. Manager Keeton an
nounoing that Browning. who has
pitched winning ball for BOWL this
year, being the man selected 10 do
the twirling In this game. Sunday,
Parks will pitch. this last game start
ing at 80 O'Clock to enable the Wis
itors to catch the excursion boat fol
their return home.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-08-22

ing batter Of the team, his per cent
sRe being 404. Kriuele leads the
team without the slightest dispute 10
this department of the game, as he
has played in as many games as any
other memb Der aud has at the same
time faced the opposing pitchers more
often than most OF his fellow team
mates.
The above list shows just what
kind of a hitting team st. Maries has
and from a. IL can readily be seen
why it is that the locals can win
games when the opposing teams are
several runs ahead. a. we feel safe to
say that there is hardly team in the
semi professional class 10 this pant Of
the country that can come anywhere
near equaling the record set by the
St. MRries batters.
Taken as a hole. when only three
of the regular lineup as It now stands
are hating under 800. it shows that
40 far as hitting the locals are far su-
perlor to any other team they have
had the opportunity to meet. in the
fielding and baserunning departments
the team ranks almost equally as
WE'LL thus the many victories of the
locals may readily be summed up as
Victories earned by a superior team,
rather than getting the best of It In
the luck breaks during the season.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-08-22
The atr@@
BIJOU THEATRE

The Bljou theatre under the man
agement of Clif s Kelley. is draw
inc larger houses than at any time
since the ne~ play WAS started,
couple of months ago. The new
managers have just finished the paint.
iug OF a new curtain upon which to
show their motion pictures, aud It is
certainly an added Improvement in
tue way of clear pictures. The spe
OF 4 feature films which the managers
are showing least two or three times
a week are proving s,rong attractions
and on the whole the attendance is
increasing so steadily that the Bi
iou Is even now as popular a picture
house as there is Ia the city.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-08-22
Society
Social Meeting

Monday evening the Modern Wood
men and Royal Neighbors lodges held
a so ,ial session in the /. o. o. f.
ball on Main street. The occasion
Was the regular monthly meeting Of
the two orders. 1t having been decid
ed upon some time ago to hold social
sessions at least once month, with
an entire change OF entertainment for
each session. This variety in the
way of program is keeping the men,
bers of both orders thoroughly inter
ested In the sessions and each time a
gathering is held finds larger at
tendance than at the presi ous one, as
all are anxious to sac what will be
done in the way of entertainment on
that evening.
The attendance Monday was the
largest that has been registered for
some time, almost 80 memb,rs Of
the two orders being present.
splendid program of music recita-
tions, and monoloRues was rendered,
the following persons helping to
make the meeting a success. Reoita
tions aud monoloRues by j. A. Flynn
Harry Baer, Miss Walaser, Miss ReeD
imam aud Miss Margaret Dreger, and
music by George Sewiert aud Mrs
W. Hauscom.
Refreshments we're served at the
close of the program.