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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-03-18
Helpful Words
From An Aberdeen Citizen

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Does it ache especially after exer
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Is there soreness in the kidney
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kidneys
Your neighbors use and recommend
them.
Read this Aberdeen testimony.
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l had kidney complaint and although
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New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan sand
take no other. (21
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-03-18

.riiurtinn aS to utility Is he nalip OF
tue live stock business in general De
tprmint, first that Il better service must
toe required from our herds and breed
to that end
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-03-18
A BIG SNAP

% acres on the south side of the
bay at South Arbor, on high and
level site overlooking Grays Harbor;
fine place for ranch, dairy farm,
etc; $1400. See us about it.
ELLIS MARTFN & CO.
Real Estate and Insurance
2I0 S. Street Phone 397
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-03-18

Send your inquiring eastern friends
the Semi-Weekiy Aberdeen Herald. to
inform them about the Grays lar,or
country. IT
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-03-18
1t Compels Admiration

And you could not help but appreciate the
need in your home of the famousW TESTING
house Utility Stove Of course if Won
haven't them yet you do not know
what perfect little cookers they are Many
who have them know that they are the ideal
stove to prepare a quick breakfast for Hub
by, the monday lunch when wiley is home
alone, an after theatre lunch and hundreds
Of other will recommend themselves
when once you have one of these perfect lit.
tie devices in your home.
Call at our new store and see them on
display Wednesday and Thursday
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-03-18

country
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
Seen and Heard at
the Four Corners
BY BRIGHT EYES

Buffalo papers say why shouldn't
the Newark team lead the league
with a Solomon owning it?" Some
strength, eh!
Bill Peet declares that he Is the
man who discovered Raleigh Lefty
Aitchison. That makes Bill a regu-
lar applicant for the DR.. Cook Club.
The wives of the members OF the
Huckleberry Club, which organiza-
ton went on moonlight sail to
Coney Island, Sunday night. might
be interested to know that the boat
left Coney at 1880. Two hours sail,
now can you figure out what time
they ought to have been home?
Eddie Higgsby was told to make his
vacation arrangements for the hrst
of the month. The landlord. though.
refused to give the reason
When a certain soda dispenser near
the -Four Corners saw his name in
this column a few days ago, he
bought a drink for everybody in the
drug store. We hope he doesn't miss
this one.
g 9 g
No Gertrude, you are mistaken.
An "Automat" is a place where you
have no chance of getting rid OF the
burden of tortured stomach by cali
ing the waiter down for something
you have speared yourself.
g GO
The fall styles in womens attire
are surely approaching the limit
When those x-ray dresses are fol-
lowed by the phosphorescent hose.
then it's time to make your husband
| wear binders, surely.
9 9 g
Employees on the local street rail-
way have been informed that they
must be polite or resign. Why not
adopt the slogan BE polite or be
fired"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05

When she was p she was married
to Henry Ireton, then a widower of
35. Ireton. who was later most re-
lentless for the execution of Charles
l., is known in history as the
foremost of the 'regicides." 1t Is said
that he more than any other man
could prevail over Cromwell. In col
lege he was described as a stubborn,
saucy fellow" and later his political
adversaries said that he was a tall
black thief with bushy curled hair,
a meagre envious face, sunk hollow
eyes. and complexion between
choler and melancholy, and a four
square Machiaveliian head and a nose
of the f1fteens." whatever sort of head
and nose these may be. He was also
by his enemies said to be a
thorough faced dissembler under the
mask of religion" and the best his
friends could say of his character
was that he was grave serious re-
ligious person" It was whispered at
the time that Bridget was not over
happy with Ireton. and that though
she was cast into the deepest appar-
ent gloom when he died of the plague
when she was q still she was thereby
freed from a rather tyrannical better
half.
During her first husbands life she
had been-because he was second in
rank In the army to her father. Crom-
well-the second lady in the land.
Now Mrs. Lambert. wife of the
famous General Lambert, who sue
ceeded Ireton In the army. was
second lady In the land.
One day the young widow. dressed
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
HOROSCOPE.
TUESDAY, August 3, 1913.
Beware of Cupid's dart.
Let thy head rule thy heart.

Courtship and marriage are under
ban today. According to astrology,
women are subject to an evil rule,
since Venus Is in square with the
moon. AS Neptune Is in position
believed to increase susceptibility to
love, the influences are said to be
especially dangerous.
Since Venus governs actors,
musicians, painters and sculptors
they may find difficulty In doing their
best work while this configuration
prevails.
1t Is not a time for successful en-
tertaining, since all who contribute
to the preparations for banquets or
dinners are supposed to be affected
by Venus in evil mood. Florists,
caterers, bakers, decorators and per-
sons of similar callings are included
in this classification.
Dressmakers and milliners are
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05

II cannot recall any time when Il
ever saw President Mckinley In bet
ter spirits than he was just before he
went to Buffalo," said Mr.. Hawk. i
frequently strolled with him about his
grounds at Canton and observed that
he took special pleasure in talking
with the gardener.
"I-did not realize until then how
fond Mckinley was of home life, OF
the little garden where flowers could
be cultivated. He even took pleasure
In watching the growth of the things
his gardener cared for in the kitchen
garden.
II spoke with him, think, on the
morning of the last day that saw
him, about his Canton home and then
l learned for the first time what his
plans were for the career which he
would take up after the expiration OF
his second term as President.
He said to me: I don't think any
one can fully appreciatelwhat a graf
ification 1t is to me to have home
of my own-my own cottage, my own
place of retirement, my own acre OF
ground. Mrs. Mckinley and l have
been compelled to live away from this
home for more than twenty years
AS time goes on we begin to feel more
and more how great a blessing 1t Is to
have a place in the world which we
can actually call our own.
II said to the President that 1t
seemed to me that at first 1t might in
volve a curious feeling of change to
retire from so spacious a dwelling as
the White House to a modest home
like the Canton house.
He said in reply: The only feel
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05

In the deepest mourning, was walking
in st. James Park, London. Mrs.
Lambert, very proud and self-satls-
fled, was walking in the same park,
and as second lady in the land, passed
poor Bridget, by way of showing
that she had the right of precedence
over her.
At the same time walking in the
park was General Fleetwood, also in
very deep mourning, for his wife had
died only two days before General
Ireton. He was second only to Cen
eral Lambert in rank. He saw the
confusion of the young widow, whom
he recognized as the eldest daughter
of his chief and though he had never
met her before. hurried to her side,
introduced himself and offered his
escort. Bridget accepted his courtesy
and within a few months they had
consoled each other In their recent
bereavement so that within year
they were married. Thereupon Crom-
we'll promoted General Fleetwood 10
the position held by General Lambert.
and after that proud Mrs. Lambert
had to step aside when she met
Bridget walking in the park.
Though Fleetwood was one of the
most stalwart soldiers of his day he
was of sweet. healing peaceable
spirit" which must have been a re-
lief to Bridget after the tall black
thief with the bushy curled hair,
who had shared the first years of her
married life,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05


Many victims of hard luck are like
those other sufferers from an insidi-
Gus form of insanity who hurl them
selves from high buildings. One look
into the depths drives all other
thoughts from the minds of such an
unfortunate, and if he looks long
enough he must cast himself down.
The thought of what would happen
if he should fall so terrifies his sub
conscious self that he can think OF
nothing else but falling, hence ne
falls.
If any threatening misfortune
frightens you badly enough, you
can't escape it. Once the bugapoo
gets YOU scared stiff, you're its meat
You fly to meet that which you rear
lust as you fly to meet that whlch
YOU love-and for the same reason
Roth dominate your consciousness
and YOU have no choice but to SUD-
nit. You not only lose your nght-
ing powers, but you surrender your
seIf-control. A leaf tossed in the
wind is hardly more helpless.
Don't let impending troubles get the
edge on you. Size them up coolly'
Keen your nerve. The thing that
can't bluff you can't get you. The
misfortune that can't scare "ou -
nieces can't hammer you 20 pieces.
When you have once recognized a
danger and sized it up, quit thinking
about it. You have something better
70 do and brooding over danger IS
more dangerous than danger 1tSelt'
that's when it fastens it's fangs into
Won That's when it renders you help
less. Instead of thinking about your
peril. spend your time devising means
to avoid it. The man who sits down
70 contemplate impending evil Is done
for-he who works and watches Tor
n way out is already safe.
Don't let hard luck hypnotize YOU
Don't be a fly for anybody's spider.
Hard luck can't hurt you until 1t
terrorizes you to the point of noa-re-
eistence. Any man who keeps lis
brain clear and his feet in good shape
can dodge 1t. 1t can't get you ,'n'il
II scares you stiff.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
EVENING STAR ASTROLOGER
Rhted

warned to be exceedingly cautious In
business while Venus is unfriendly.
They may have difficulty in doing
creditable work and they may lose
money.
Shipping should prosper today, lot
Neptune is in benignant mood. snort
Journeys by water will be lucky.
There is a sign which gives warning
of n prevalence of fevers. Diseases
contracted through the use OF con-
taminated water may be more numer-
Gus than in previous years.
Persons whose birthdate 1t Is should
avoid Journeys or removals this year.
which Is likely to be unsettled. me
stars presage anXieties at home and
in business, but caution Will avert
the troubles which the heavens indi-
cate. Both men and women who are
employed should be diligent, lest they
lose their positions.
Children born on this day should be
guarded with the utmost care, as they
will be impulsive and headstrong.
They may have too great love or
pleasure and seliishness may be their
besetting sin. Still, they are not un-
lucky. On the contrary, If they are
wisely trained, they may achieve
great success, for they Will be
naturally bright.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
y ADELlr1E CARRlCk WELLS


perch itself auntly atop her head . So. , ,. ,
the eyebra p9 With oes hat
'sit down, it carefully"
before deciding mode just without plea for mod
thus srsr ssy
enrolled list the countrys copy-cats
RRs {s
have the merity
s sS s @
"in"
For instance
linz aan asa.r with
hair
between your an effect effect Of Drtad n an n on " the
But if your high AND yur ay yts w apart @
of the mides
wear the present day.
ooa @ then @o turn y yD I'm to s nn y nd hit to @ back
Then selection made decide to stick to long
Whether the knot
always mind when selecting clothes
so su 9.F f 6 m an authority tell you just what you need " "
o x1 mind 1 them nt e0
Have present Se 5 n sG oar @a s exam
ns sns sff % oS'
And M said before do not go for srdleS
'e san are 70 mpon silly
emnineyour nghbors win
G xn n SOY he s
Aren't the caty critters?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
DID YOU kAeM-

THKT GEORGE WISHING
TOM DIDN'T KNOW HOW
TO CDANK AN AUTO?
-THK,T EVE NEVER
WoRE ONT OF THOSE
DlSGRKGEFUL Low CUT
EVENING GOWNS?
~ THHT NONE OF ADAMS
CLOTHES NEpE TAILOR
MKDEc
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
HOROSCOPE.

rhe stars incline, but do not compel
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
President McKinIey's Dream of Domestic Joy

Ohio of New York
of
he
a twohef the his final trip
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05

Tomorrow Mr.. Edwards will relate
"A Suggestive "Reminiscences of Pres
ident Mckinley"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05

ing will be one of pleasure. We are
entirely content with our house. 1t
just suits Mrs. Mckinley and my
self. We have in 1t room enough for
ourselves and a little to spare for
friends who come to see u.s.
Then with a CLEAN of pleasure he
pointed to his library and told me
that 1t was the most satisfactory
place for him and place where he
was sure to find content and enjoy
ment when his public life was over.
"I like my library immensely he
said. I am going to get all the books
that I have collected at Washington
and elsewhere together and have
them brought to this library. l am
sure / can find a place for all of
them.
Nov / will tell you something Of
my plans for the future. My library
when my books are all in it and
when It is fitted up exactly as I
return to private life. OF course,
after my term as President Is end
ed, shall become again a private
citizen and shall be that until my
day Is ended. | shall never have an
office in the business part of the
town. l presume, however, / shall
have enough business matters to at
tend to and shall find various things
to occupy me, for l have no inten-
ton of leading an idle life after my
public career is ended"
Copyright, 1913, by e. J. Edwards.
All rights reserved).
Tomorrow Mr.. Edwards will relate
"a Suppestiva "Reminiscences of Pres
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
Noted Women Whose Birthday Is Yours
AUGUST S
Bridget Cromwell
Copyrighted, 1913.

LIVER CROMWELL the stern old 1ronsdes whose name any must
of all that
gentle and devoted his children His Oldest daughter was named
Bridget
naturally
Still life had its quota of adven
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
''QJm@l@ G@W'' Says
copyrishted. 1918. By W. Il. williams.

ARD luck seems to nave about the same kind fascination for
III
i t oom Up on
the
of a
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05

Copyright, 1913, by E. J. Edwards
All rights reserved).
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-05
On the Spur Of
the Moment
BY ROY MoULToN.
Written prolusivsly for Evening staA

THE DIARY OF A BONEHEAD
When 1 went to the city with the
colonel the colonel suggested that az
matter of economy 1t might be well
if we got hotel room with two beds
in it.
Being naturally somewhat weak
minded and easily influenced I
agreed. and we went to bed about
midnight. After had been asleep
for a few minutes I began to dream
of the battle of Gettysburg I could
hear the rattle of small arms which
greeted Pickett's gallant charge
Then 1 could hear the deep-throated
siege guns ana the terrible scream OF
shells as they flew through the air.
These sounds were intermingled with
the groans of the wounded and the
hoarse commands of the officers. Sud-
denly there was a terrific explosion
and I woke up with every individual
hair In my head standing straight up
on end.
The colonel was snoring. I did not
know at the time that the colonel was
the champion long-distance plain or
fancy snorer of our country.
l sat and listened, spellbound. The
| colonel initiated all of the beasts OF
the jungle. the birds of the air and
the fish of the sea. He gave COR
rect imitation of a panic in q circus
menagerie. which was the best thing
of Its kind that l had ever heard.
| L. .ttxxs
explosion aboard Mississippi river
steamboat. and followed this with a
head-on collision on the B. & o.. giving
all of the incidental sounds, includ-
ing the screams of passengers and
the terrible hiss of escaping steam.
Then he give a one-cylinder automo-
bile climbing a steep hill, which was
the best thing he did. He followed
this with a motorboat race which
seemed to conclude his program. as
he gasped and woke up. 1t was then
7 o'clock and / had not closed nay
eyes since 1:30. During all of his imi-
tations the colonel had not repeated
himself
The next time the colonel and ]
are detailed to do any committee work
together in distant city, one of US
will go and the other one will stop at
home.
90
SIGNS OF THE TIMES
The Chinese are very polite. A
Chinese assassin who killed the wrong
man by mistake has apologized to the
police.
DIR. Munyon is seeking a divorce.
Evidently his old slogan, There Is
hope" has gone out of commission.
The Isle silk bank has failed again.
A New York woman has lost $440
which she carried in her stocking.
!. Paris has a hotel without servants
which seems to be the only way to
solve the tipping problem.
Advices from the East are to the
effect that safe blowing is altogether
too safe.
: Eggs are three cents a dozen In
: China, but who wants to eat China
eggs?
The Washington times., 1913-06-14
NAVY OFFICIAL IS
FREE FROM SERVICE
Rear Admiral 0sterhaus Quits
His Position After More
Than Forty Years Of Work.

Rear Admiral Osterhaus, one Of the
most conspicuous figures in the United
States Navy, was placed on the retired
list on account Of age today. after serv-
ing more than forty years.
Rear Admiral Osterhaus represents the
second Of three generations Of the
Fighting House Of Osterhaus." His
father was Gen. Peter J. Osterhaus, who
fought with great distinction In the
civil war. He has q son now In the
navy. Lieut.. Hugo w. Osterhaus. who
distinguished himself q few years ago
by leading a rescuing party IN a launch
which saved seven mon from drowning
at Norfolk. Va.
On his retirement today. Rear Admiral
Osterhaus received letter from Secre-
tary Of the Navy Daniels speaking In
the highest praise Of his distinguished
service in the navy.
Rear Admiral Osterhaus was born In
Belleville, ILL.,, in 1851, and was gradu-
ated from the Naval Academy in 1870.
He progressed steadily by promotion un-
til he reached the grade Of rear admiral
in December, 1909. He assumed COM
mand of the Atlantic feet in 1911. retir-
ing for office duty on the general board
a few months ago.
The Washington times., 1913-06-14
Gonzales Name to Be
Passed Without Trouble

No trouble over the confirmation OF
William E. Gonzales as minister to
Cuba is expected in the Senate, although
long political feud has existed be-
tween the Tillman and Gonzales fac
tions in South Carolina. 1t Is under
stood that the President. before send
ing the nomination to the Senate, re-
ceived assurances that Senator Tillman
would not oppose the nomination.
Mr. Gonzales, who Is editor Of the Co.
lumbia Is. c. State, is brother Of
N. G. Gonzales, former editor Of that
paper, who was killed a few years ago
by James Tillman, a nephew Of the
Senator. Gonzales is the son Of Am
brosio Jose Gonzales. the Cuban patriot.
A number Of combinations are ex-
pected in the Senate next week, in
cluding the two other diplomatic ap-
pointfnents made yesterday. OF these,
Benjamin L. Jefferson, Of Colorado, who
will be minister to Nicaragua. has
strong support among Western MEM
bers Of Congress. Major Edward j.
Hale. Of North Carolina, named as min
lister to Costa Rica, was formerly State
Democratic chairman in North Carolina
He has previously served as consul In
Manchester.
The Washington times., 1913-06-14
Hat Pins Cause Fines.

SYDNEY. N. s. W., June H.-Fffteen
women were fined $50 each in police
court at Perth for wearing protruding
hatpins without guards.
The Washington times., 1913-06-14
Medical and Dental
Graduates Are Advised

You win do your whole duty. to hu-
manity II, in the exercise Of the healing
art, you observe the great ethical prin-
ciples on which your profession Il
founded" With these words DR.. Hugh
H. Smith. United States Commissioner
Of Fish and Fisheries, summed up his
advice to the graduates Of the medical
and dental departments of Georgetown
University. Degrees were conferred on
twenty-seven candidates In medicine
and on thirty-eight candidates for
dental surgery. Twenty-four hospital
appointments were announced.
DR. Lester Newman. valedictorian Of
the class in medicine, made an interest
ing address, which was warmly ap-
plauded. Frank A. Lally, valedictorian
of the dental class. spoke for the gradu-
ates In dental surgery.
The degrees were conferred by the
Rev. Alphonsus J. Donlon. g. j.. president
Of the university. Following the exer-
cises, an informal reception was held in
Georgetown Hospital. Light refresh
ments were served. The reception COM
mittee included Francis T. Gibbs, Fred
erick Schriber. Roy A. Thornley,, Mark
F.. Finley. jr.. Hugh B. Nelly and Will
Sen Ziergogel, all Of the class Of "a
The Washington times., 1913-06-14

weighing 230 carats- The outside
stones were estimated at $500 carat
and the fifteen interior ones at $500 a
ued at 500. and rope of -2O4 dia-
monds, weighing at least 200 carats,
was appraised at $500 carat. The
highest-priced diamonds were found
in two solitaire earrings. They were
appraised at $500 a carat and weighed
fifteen carats.
Costly Honeymoon Gifts.
Colonel Astor invested heavily in
Jewels after meeting Miss Madeleine
Force. who afterwards became mis-
wife. One of the debts of the estate
was s67572 due Cartier & Co., of
Paris Nicholas Biddle, an executor.
testified that Colonel Astor contracted
this bill for Jewels for Mrs. Astor dur
ing their honeymoon trip. The estate
made no claim upon this jewelry,
which Mrs. Madeleine Force Astor has
in her possession.
Edward H. Holston valued the
works of art at $464,819. Colonel As
tor bought $4,000 worth of these
treasures and inherited the REMAINDER,
A Flemish tapestry, estimated to be
worth $500, was moth eaten, but had
been repaired. The two tapestries on
the north wall of the Fifth avenue
mansion were appraised at $25, ,ooo'
They show ninety sepafa5e Goese Girl
was appraised at $4,000.
Mr.. Holseon made the following ex-
PLANTATION about the change In values
to show how he had fixed the value OF
''The Goose Girl" The Woman with
times" tim he said. We bought it orig.
iraIly for $500 and sold it for $500
Years later We bought it back for So.