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Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
CAUSE OF MILK BITTERNESS
r,,o cIasses and Two Sources, One
When Freshly Drawn ana otner
Comes From Long Standing.

There are two classes and two
sources of bitter milk. The first, &C.
cordinr to the Ontario Agricultural
college, has bitter taste when tresh'
Nv drawn. The second develops the
bitterness only after standing some
fine. and increases in intensity. ms
Is due to the growth of bacteria
When fresh milk is bitter 1t may De
line to feeding of Swedes. cabbages'
or the eating of certain herps'
Again. certain cows develop bit
terness in their milk when far IN the
lactation period. and this usually DC
ours when the COW is receiving dry
reed when this occurs the grain ra'
tion should be reduced SO that ,he
cow will be receiving no more ,nai
ia really needed for her production
II is said two or three doses OF EPSON
salts Mt intervals of three days is eli
rective in some cases in removing
this condition.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
BISHOPS POINT WELL MADE
Rebuke to Which It Is Hard to See
How the Curate Could Make
an Answer.

Bishop Oliphant of LANDAU had
well-to-do young man as curate who
had rather sporting instincts. He
kept his own horses and always drove
tandem. The bishop disapproved and
decided to administer a rebuke on a
favorable opportunity. Both the bishop
and the curate, each driving in his
own way, met near the historic Cow
and Shutters. The bishop, of course,
was driving two abreast, and the cur
ate tandem, as usual.
Il really must protest" said the
bishop, lat your driving about in such
a manner"
We'll, my lord" said the curate
you are driving two horses, and sc
am !. What is the difference?"
After a few moments reflection
Bishop Oliphant replied:
If, when you are at prayers at thu
cathedral, the congregation place.
their hands in the same position a
you have placed your horses wha
would become of the dignity an
solemnity of the service ?"-Londo
Mail.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25

flannel next to his skin. winter and
summer"
Melissa" exclaimed Aunt Jane, in
horror-stricken tones.
Il couldn't help it. dearie." protest
ed Mrs. Merriwid. Il didn't ask him
for the information. He thought it
would interest me so he naturally and
simply told me-"
81 don't see how he could possibly
consider it a matter of interest-to
say nothing of the improperly" said
Aunt Jane.
TITS a matter intimately concerning
him. isn't it?" said Mrs. Merriwid.
Every well. then. 1t ought to interest
ANYBODY. I'm surprised / suppose
when l tell you that he has had two
of his back teeth filled. you will fail
to realize the significance and I'm
portance of it. Keeping ones teeth
in proper condition is necessary for
the proper mastication and subsequent
assimilation of food. If there is any
arrangement of Mr.. Eighmee's diges-
tive apparatus. it affects his energy
and his mental faculties and the world
is loser by just so much.
81 should imagine that something
had affected his mental faculties,
said Aunt Jane. rubbing her nose.
Say not so, dearie." begged Mrs
Merriwid. "Mr. Eighmee is particu
larly sane. He prides himself above
all things on his sanity. He is q
modest man, but that is one thing he
insists on. The trouble with mos
people is that they allow their views
| TO become distorted by prejudices o.
one sort or another. Mr.. Eighmee has
no preiudices. Convictions he has
firm and unalterable convictions, bu
no prejudices."
"That's very nice. I'm sure" re
marked Aunt Jane.
isn't it?" said Mrs. Merriwid. 1T
continue this interesting subject, MI
Eighmee rises punctually at half-pas
six O'Clock in the winter and at ffv
o'clock in the summer. He believe
in regularity-in system. He takes
cold bath. He hasn't missed takin
his cold bath once in ten years. II
finds 1t stimulating and he attribute
his immunity from colds and his ger
eral good condition to this and tn
few simple gymnastic exercises tina
he takes after the bath. Then h
takes a light breakfast and arrives @
his office clear-headed and fit and abb
to cope successfully with any OF tn
| difficult problems that invariabl
| arise. He ia not capricious In n
tastes. He likes his roast beer raj
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
PREATTY NAMES FOR BOOKS
Real OId-Time Titles Sound Decidedly
Strange to the Eye of the
Reader Today.

The following are some of the curl
Gus titles of old English books:
"A Most Detachable Sweet Perfumed
Nosegay for Gods Saints to Smell
At"
Biscuit Baked in the Oven of Char
ity. Carefully Conserved for the
Chickens of the Church, the Sparrows
of the Spirit, and the Sweet Swal-
lows of Salvation
"A Sigh of Sorrow for the Sinners
of Zion Breathed Out of a Hole in
the Wall o. an Earthly Vessel Known
Among Men by the Name of Samuel
Fish" Ia Quaker who had been i'm
prisoned).
Eggs of Charity Layed for the
Chickens of the Covenant and Boiled
With the Water of Divine Love. Take
Ye Out and Eat"
The Spiritual Mustard Pot tc
Make the Soul Sneeze With Devo
ton"
Most of these were published in the
time of Cromwell.-London Strand.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
MELISSA WOULD RATHER EN-
PLOY HER OWN FACULTIES.

Mrs. Merriwid paused in front of
the mirror that panelled section of
the wall space from floor to ceiling
a satisfactory mirror in a good light.
She was attired in crimson morning
gowr and her hair was still in it's
braid.
Quite gay and girlish." she muir
INJURED.
who is?" demanded her maternal
maiden aunt Jane.
You are, dearie," replied Mrs Mer-
riwid. turning herself half around to
get the effect of the back.
You know perfectly we'll you
weren't thinking of me-" said Aunt
Jane. severely. You were thinking
OF yourself"
do you know how my thoughts
could be better Employed" demand
ed Mrs. Merriwid, with a brilliant
smile. "Of course I might have been
thinking of Mr. Eighmee," she contin-
ued
You will have to be giving him a
little consideration pretty soon," re
piled Aunt Jane.
Hes a most remarkable man,
said Mrs. Merriwid, refiectively. NO
an ordinary man, by any means"
"He impresses one" assented Aun
Jane.
Like a boot heel on a pet corn.
said her niece. But I've Learned
more about him during the short pc
riod that he has been calling than
would about most men in a lifetime
even know that he wears medicate,
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
HADN'T TOLD ANY UNTRUTH
coIored Witness Simply Stated a Fact,
Though It Was Not the Informa-
ton Desired.

In St. Louis a stout colored woman.
apparently about forty years old. was
called as witness in an assault case
before a police Judge. She said: Il
am eighty-four and | live down near
the river, and this is what ! saw when
the fight took place"
She then gave her account OF the
assault
On REORGANIZATION the attorney
for the defense asked her when and
where she was born. and she replied:
Right here In st. Louis. In July
70"
Then" cried the lawyer In tri
umphant tone. what do you mean
BY saying that you are eighty-foury
"Oh." replied the old darby. that
amt my age: that is my bust meas
urement"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25

While he was playing on certain
Scottish course, a politician remark
ed to his caddie: by the way, the
last time l was here l played with
Tom McGregor. He's grand player!'
Aye" said the caddie. but ye could
beat McGregor moo" The politician,
knowing what a fine player McGregor
had shown himself, was immensely
pleased at what he deemed the cad
dies compliment to his own improved
play. DO you think so?" he exclaim-
ed. Aye" came the slow reply. NC
Gregor's deid,"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
Not the Culprit.

Above the writing table in her
nephew's library Aunt Maria found a
framed New Years resolution: "On
the first of the New Year resolve to
stop smoking cigarettes" How
shocking" said Aunt Maria. Harry.
is it possible that the habit of smoking
these odious things has fastened itself
so strongly upon you that it takes a
New Years resolution to break 1t
Off" "Oh, it isn't / that have sworn
off," said Harry. Its my wife,
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25

and prefers a good full-cream Amer
lean cheese to the decayed and germ
infested importations from abroad.
He's a plain man and makes no pre-
tensions"
Mercy" exclaimed Aunt Jane.
HE has several relatives but he
doesn't like them and makes no bones
of saying So" Mrs. Merriwid pro-
ceeded, disregarding the interruption.
''He doesn't see why the accident of
relationship should give one person
any special claim on another. A man
is what he is. He ought to be able to
STAND on his own merits. Mr.. Eigh-
NEE stands on his own merit and he's
got fairly firm footing, il you ask
! him. His favorite color is red-some-
thing about the shade of this dress,
l think. He used to be subject to
| rheumatism. He likes the country
once in a while as a change from
town, but he wouldn't care to live
there. He has the social instincts and
likes to feel himself a force among his
fellow men. What he wants and
what he intends is to go into politics
and rattle up some of these dry bones
that have been fattening on the life
blood of the nation. He isn't opposed
to trusts, but he would control then
in such a manner that would proven
the accumulation of colossal wealtl
to the individual. That is his idea
There may be people who disagree
with him, but that's the way he look
at the subject"
"Ts thare aOy moray" manfred Aun
| Jane.
Lots, honey" Mrs Merriwid al
| swered. He is a little -Quick-ten
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25

pered, but not a man to sulk or bear
a grudge. He is rather inclined to
be reckless about spending money
and a little foolish about lending it to
people who never pay him back; still,
he makes a point of living well with
in his income. He uses i'rissels'
shaving soap and thinks Vesta lilly
really remarkable actress. Finally,
and most important of all, he likes
brunettes-not the blue-black ravens
wing variety, but the softer and less
decided type to which / belong
There's one thing though-he doesn't
know just how decided l can be when
l set my mind to it."
Il infer that you have arrived at
decision in his case" said Aunt
Jane.
The surest thing you know, sweet
heart" said Mrs. Merriwid, returning
to the mirror and smiling at her own
reflection. "You know I'm quite a
little interested in myself. and admit.
ting that Mr.. Eighmee is Interested
| in me, too, he is so much more inter
ested in Mr.. Eighmee. Another thing
no woman wants a lot of accurate
and reliable knowledge about her in
tended that she hasn't found out by
her little lonesome"
But they always tell about them
selves, I've understood" said Aun
Jane.
81 know" admitted Mrs. Merriwid
but 1 believe that most of this STUFF
he's told me is quite true, and tina
makes a difference"
(Copyright, 1913. by w. G. Chapman)
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
DAIRY
REPORT ON DAIRY BUSINESS
Increase In Number of Cows Almost
Same as Increase In Population
Interesting Figures.

The United States census report
shows 2l.795,770 dairy cows in 1910,
as compared with 18.108,666 in 1900.
an increase In ten years OF 1861, 104.
or 2O.4 per cent. The number of PEG.
pie In the United States increased 81
per cent. In the same period
The total number OF pounds OF but
ter made in 1909 was 1,619.415.263.
1899 1t was 1.491, 752,602, an increase
OF So per cent. There was an in.
crease Of 4S.7 per cent. In butter made
In the creameries, and a decrease of
~ per cent. in butter made on farms {:
Ola per cent of the butter was made
on the farms in 1903. as against, Ills
per cent. in 1899.
Inc cheese industry shows a SINH.
lar Increase in total make, being 800.
533,lsl pounds in 1909, as against
29S,344,642 pounds in 1899. an increase
or IA per cent; OF this only 2.9 pei
cent. was made on farms in 1909 and
DO per cent. in 1899. There was a re
duction OF 42.6 per cent. in the amount
or cheese made on farms in the ter
years and an increase of 1913 per cent
In the amount made in factories.
II will be noted that the increase,
population was almost in the SAM
ratio as the increase in number o
dairy cows. Each dairy COW supplied
milk. butter. cheese, ice cream, etc
for IL persons in 1909 and 1899
II would appear that any shortage O
dairy products must come about be
cause the American people are cor
Stunning more than they did ten year
ago, and this undoubtedly is true.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
Marked Similarity.

II ~ persons were to agree to dine
together every day. but never Sit in
exactly the same order around the Ia
ble," didactically stated the professor,
1T would take them 100000 years.
at the rate OF one dinner day.
and they would have eaten more than
$4,000 900 dinners. before they could
get through all the possible ar.
ragements In which they could place
themselves.
Yep snarled Uncle Pepys. THAT
would be nearly as many ways as q
a small boy rearranges himself during
a long mon."-Judge.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25

Apropos OF the divorce evil. DR.. Her
bert NJ. Shisholm. the Reno statisti-
clan. said with sigh:
AN exhaustive study OF divorce
statistics forces me to the belief
that the average woman's heart is
like toy balloon-lighter than air.
and most restless men tied to some
body"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
Caution.

It was the last day OF his vacation.
He had just finished carving her name
on the smooth bark OF the birch tree.
Dear" he said. will you promise
to wait for me till came again next
summer"
She looked up at him with the love
light in her eyes. yes. Henry she
murmured.
Then I'll cut my initials beside
yours"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
HANDY MlLK-BOTTLE CARRIER
TIresome Task OF Handling Recepta
cIes by Rim Obvisted by Use
Of Handle as illustrated.

Carrying milk bottle by the rim
is tiresome work for the fingers. sc
| constructed handle. as shown in
the sketch. from piece of wire. The
carrier can be easily placed In the
pocket writes Lawrence b. Robbins
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
Novel Pendulum.

In the show window of typewriter
concern stands a clock over six feet
high. What attracts the attention OF
those who look at 1t to ascertain the
time is the pendulum bob. The bob 10
typewriter. The suspended type
writer swings to and fro all day long,
and judging from the clock. it does its
novel duty faithfully and well.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
DeveIops Bacteria.

Milk is almost a perfect ioou ~.
human beings. 1t is also periec'
medium for the development OF GER
tain bacteria which may gain access
n Il from dust-laden air. from nies'
and from unclean utensils.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
Nothing To Il.

Il believe In calling q spade a
spade"
Guess you might as well. I've new
er been able to pass one OF for dia-
mond or a heart"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25

Lydia T. Plnkham'S
v e G e t BILE Com
pound has done for
me. 1 was weak,
nervous, and cared
for no thin g blu t
sleep. Now l can
go ahead with my
work daily and feel
ten years younger
than before l started
taking your medi-
cine. l will advise
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
A Distinction.

Mrs. Outertown-Isnt there a Mrs.
Skinner in this village who keeps
boarCers?
Hi Hubbel-She takes boarders.
ma'am; but she don't keep EN-
Puck
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
Another Sufferer Relieved.

Romayor, Texas.-"I suffered terri
bly, with a displacement and bladder
trouble. was in misery all the time
and could not walk any distance. I
thought never could be cured, but my
mother advised me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and did
al am cured of the displacement and
the bladder trouble is relieved. 1 think
the Compound is the finest medicine on
earth for suffering women" - Mrs
VIOLA JASPER, Romayor, Texas
II you want special advice write to
lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnfi-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by .
woman and held in strict confidence.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
N 0
" NJ al
A MiIk-Bottle Carrier.

of Harwich. Mass. in the Popular Me
chanics.
The part fitting under the rim oil
tho hottie neck is bent TO form two
semi.circles. one hooking permanently
at A while the other is hooked at b
after It is sprung around the neck Oh
the bottle.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
WOMAN FEELS
10 YEARS
YOUNGER
Since Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Re-
stored Her Health.

Louisville, KY take great pleas
ure in writing to inform you of what
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25

any woman to consult with you before
going to doctor. Mrs. INIZE VIII
LIS, 2229 Bank ST., Louisville, KY.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-09-25
important to Mothe

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-04
VII Take Boy Scouts On "Hike''
- From Here to Pacific Coast
Capt. Galiardo Organizing
Unique Trip for Troop Of
Young Americans.

After considering carefully for weeks.
CsN. Ernest 0aliardo. national physical
dirsefvt OF tho American Boy Scout or
Esneos4!on. has. with the approval Of the
sccNt headquarters. decided to attempt
the novel project OF taxing a troop OF
American Boy Scouts on nike" from
New York to the Pacific Coast.
Capt. Glliardo has tie knowledge and
experience gained frcn taking many
similar trips. tic has walked from Mos
Gov, Russia, to 3enoa. Italy. Another
hike" was from Luccrne. Switzerland,
10 Marseilles. France. \ distance Of more
than 1.o00 miles: and fex years ago
he took walking trip from this city to
Duluth, MINI.
The idea OF Capt Gaiiardo In taking
these trips has not been to make them
tests OF endurance. but to .nvigorate
and build up the stamina In the boys by
giving them a chance to get on. In the
open air ami breathe enough fresh air
to pat into their bodies tile steam OF llfe
With the assistance o. the National
Boy Scout Headquarters. Capt. GaliardD
Is busily. preparing for his projected
trip. An automobile truck will carry
all the equipment. A military instructo.
will 10 with tnem. and there will Also
he medical man TO look after tho
health OF the scouts. Capt. Galiardo will
take care of their physical training. and
his plendid physical development will
be AN inspiration to every boy who goes
on the trip.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-04
RUBIN GETS SIX YEARS
FOR EMPLOYING FlREBUG.

Robert J. Rubin, former insurance
adjuster. who was convicted OF arson
on the State's evidence Of "Ixxy" Stein
known as "Tzzy the Painter" the
firebug used by the Arson Trust
was sentenced to-day by Justice Con
In the Criminal Branch OF the Supreme
Court to not less than six nor more
than ten years In Sing Sing.
Assistant District-Attorney Weller
told the Court that Robins testimony,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-04

to The long term nov facing the Are
bug The Court ordered q bench war
RANT prepared on which stein was to
be brought before him for sentence
wnan he should have served his twelve
Year,. AZ Justice Con Ia an aged man.
this decision was considered tantamount
to suspension OF sentence on this
second conviction. the law making II
Impossible for any other Judge to I'm
p0se sentence.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-04

when he also turned States evidence.
had been Of no material assistance to
the prosecution and therefore he did
not feel like making any recommends
tons for mercy.
Stein was arraigned to-day also on
second indictment and pleaded guilty
As he Is serving q sentence OF from
twelve to twenty.four years In Sing
Sing on the former conviction. Justice
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-04

GoR decided upon q novel step In his
case. Mr.. Weller explained to the
Court what great assistance "Ixay"
had been to the state In causing
eighty Ave indictments and twelve con-
victions of members OF the arson gang.
The sentences In the twelve convic-
tions aggregated nesriy 200 years.
Oi. the strength OF Mr. werer's state
n. ent Justice GoR decided not to add
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-04
HOUSE DRESSES AT So

Exquiitely pretty little garments. made Of
superior quality white dotted Swiss, with
panel back and tucked belt. Waist he's collar
Of embroidery, with ribbon bow 1t neck and
belt. Box pleated front. trimmed with dainty
rows Of crochet buttons. Sises - to ~,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-04
HOUSE DRESSES AT $3.50

An entirely new style. made Of striped lawn.
with effective panel Of embroidery insertion.
Solid color collar and cuffs to match the fabric
stripes. with black and white pipings. Black
bow ct neck. Assortment Of colorings en-
braces blue, black and lavender. Sizes s. to -.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-04
success of til
IN the value of Il

That this big Cooperative Sale is goes without say
ing It's overwhelming Far beyond most sangne
expectations.
But when all is said and done-when the whole proposition
has been sied down what this be attributed the
thing that stands holder than all the others is the great
value of the piano for the money.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-03
POLITICAL PALAyER


The resent national administration, like most
other national administrations Of recent times,
is dragged into every close state or municipal
fight to influence the voting. a conspicuous in
stance is that now furnished in Massachusetts,
where the eloquent Senator Jim Ham Lewis OF
Illinois is campaigning in favor of Democraeys
candidate for governor, David + Walsh Sen
ator Lewis says that Walsh's defeat will be tax
en- in Japan and Europe as Republication OF
Wilson's foreign policies. This sort OF talk is
unworthy Of an administration which sets forth
ssThe New Freedom as a profession Of faith.
Walsh should be elected if he is the best man for
the office and only on that account, and bis cleo,
ton or defeat means nothing whatever so far as
Wilson's foreign policies are concerned. Sena.
tor Lewis is also mistaken in his facts He says
that if Walsh is beaten, the Japanese will cry
aloud that the president has been defeated in his
purpose to protect California con the yellow
question Now it was Wilson who sent Bryan
to California in an attempt to get the Legislature
to recede on the alienland ownership law, and
that law was passed by California Progressiyes
not by California Democrats.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-03
IHIOltRaBlE PROPOSALS


Hawaiian Democracy has sustained some Sc
we're slaps right across the countenance in the
last few months and unless the Democratic or.
CARNATIONS and the numerous factions can get
Iosetberon the matter Of patronage other slaps
are Inevitable.
The proposals Of the committees, ei]mRittee
iaetionsand national Committeeman IN the way
q candidates for certain federal and judicial
positions are intolerable With all the respect
that is due Noa w Aluli, indorsed by the, Maui
committee for a circuit judgahip; Harry Moss
man, proposed and indorsea for United States
marshal, and g d. Pringle, Endorsed l,y one fac
ton for the relationship of internal revenue,
they have little support among the responsible
Elements in their own party and certainly there
NI|l be an emphatic revolt against Bourbonism
II That Is the caliber Of the men It presumes to
urge for office in this territory There is re-
volt against the Democratic committee handling
already well under way
Now as never before all factions of the party
should set together on patronage, for the manner
fl which the party handles its responsibilities in
this regard will make Or mar the next fonr years
q lIfieiaIQom in the territory