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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-17
STONY RIDGE.

Miss kathryn GOetzinger visited
her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Anton
Goetzinger. Sunday.
Miss Minnie Snyder. teacher at the
Jockeytown school, is IN with the
measles. Leo Van Ness Is substitut-
ing in her place.
Miss Marie Haney spent the week
end in Elkhart
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Stuckey and
Mildred visited Mrs. ROseWarn OF
Niles Sunday.
A son was born 10 Mr. and Mrs.
William Umpherey Monday.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-17
LOW FARES TO CANADA
GRAND TRITNK RY SYSTEM

Tickets sold Dec. 20, 81, p, 2S.
Return limit Jan. II. For particu-
lars. call phones. Bell 80, Home 5O93.
c. A. McNutt, Passr. Agent. -Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-17

cent Altman. in a labor smuggling in
cident during a strike in Chicago, was
given a full pardon by Gov. Dunno
Tuesday.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-17
MARRIED LIFE SHORT.

NEW ROCHELLE, " Y.-MiSs
Florence Boschers and John w. Nor
riSon was a widow. Morrison died
ried at noon. At midnight Mrs. Nor
risOn was a diwod. Morrison died
from apopleXy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-17
APPOINT COMMISSIONERS

erty of the South Bend Wooden Co.
on Z. LaSalle av which the Chicago,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-17
GRANTED PARDON.

SPRINGFIELD, Ill, Dec. IL
Maurice Enright, sentenced two years
ago to life Imprisonment in the state
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-17

TRY NEWS TIMES WANT ADS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21
HAS CLASSY FIELD.
Bachelor Clubs Annual Tennis Tour.
new Gets Under Way Tomorrow.

All is in readiness for the tWenty-fifth
annual renewal of the District cham
pionship tennis tournament which starts
tomorrow afternoon the courts of
the Bachelors Lawn Tennis Club, Cathe-
dral avenue and Woodley lane.
For the first time in this tournament
the champions will be compelled to play
through the tourney. so there will not
consequently. be any challenge rounds
Nearly all of the sixty-odd players who
competed in the Columbia tournament
which Just ended have signied their
intention of entering this one, and IL
they do IL will undoubtedly be the best
ever held on the Bachelors courts
The entries will close this evening, at
which time the drawings will be made
and the pairings announced The fol-
lowing entries had been received last
night and II is understood that fully as
many more have been given TO various
members OF the committee and not yet
handed in:
Mems singles-H. Y. Lake, III. Cuteley, c. H.
Dawson A. r. Calder. r. III. Ridgeway Louis
7. DOYLE. Albert J. Gore, Spencer Gordon Paul
Trcanor. Harry Burton. Louis A. Fischer, Albert
W. Howard, Colin Herrle. Carl Alsberg Norris
w. Mclean, :. l.. Howard, Philip b. Campbell,
Ballard Moore, Dudley D. Morgan and John X
Graves.
Mems doubies-Cnnrad b. Doyle and Herbert
Shsnnon. Lake and Cuteey, Hume and Gordon,
stearns and partner. Herrick and Freeman Bur
Ton and Herrle. Mclean and partner, Howard
and Hooves Morgan and Moore, Gordon and
Graves.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21

You aska me why da Saint Louisa basa-
ment boys coma here at deesa tim? Cor
rect. Nevva be afraid to aska da theeng
you hav' weesh to know We hav' da
brain fulla da besta baseball dope. We
hav' othra Washeenton pape-da Con-
gress Recorda-skin wan mile. Wat da
peep want is hasa ball dope. We no care
IL da peanutta an banan' slippa In free
from Eetaly. Very we'll / geev you
briefa history of da Saint Louisa Blanche
Rikey boys. 1t is lika dees. Col. Hedge
gat vera moch peev at my frand Georgia
Stovallo Evrabod' is viva to da fact
dat while Stovallo is firsta class hasa
ball man lik' Clarka Da Griff. he is not
magician-he no can max da pickle turn
into da banan Col. Hedge gat mad
weeth Georgia baycause he no maka da
team win prize peanutta flag in 'Merican
League. My frand, Giuseppe Giovanoli,
chiefa cook of Willard Hotal, will tai you
1t is impossible to max spaghetti soup
weethout spaghetti. In deesa way, 1
trusta I draw map Of da joke. Georgia
Stovallo is hero to da hasa ball
cause justa lik J. Stallio, who Is
compel to departa from da Red Sox
by Jeem Macka Leer. Now, when Griff
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21
BARTON TO PITCH.
Nationals Recruit to Work for Vigi.
lants Against All-Stars.

With Buck Barton and Dutch Munich as
the battery, the Vigilants. Independent
base ball champions of the District, will
wind up their season this afternoon by
meeting the All-Star combination at Vigil
liant Park. 18th and II streets northeast
The game will start promptly at 3 o'clock.
Buck Barton and Dutch Munich were
the battery which piloted the Pepco club
to the championship last season in the
amateur ranks under the guidance OF Gus
Gray. The All-Stars will have either
Chief Greene, King Brady or Finney KEEL
~ on the mound. with either Joe Giebel
or Johnny Mace behind the bat. Lee Nc
Carthy will play first, Austin Howard
second, Chick Davis short and Gil Cassidy
third. In the outfield the Stars will have
Yum Moreland. Monk Walter and Sam
Johnson. with Maggie Wood to fill in
anywhere. AS usual. Billy Belts. the
dean of all the indicator handlers in the
District, will be In charge Of the game.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21
Always the Same
Tharp's :
Berkeley Rye
sIe F St. N. w. Phone Main Ell.
Special Private Delivery.

is ask by Col. Hedge 10 PLAY coupla
gam weeth da basement boys he is in
cline 10 decline his requests. Why
Baycause Griff say it is no glory to de-
feata da tail-end tcama. owevra, not
weeth standing deesa fact, he geev con-
sent TO play coupla gam weeth da
Blanche Rikey boys from Saint Louisa.
Deesa man Rikey, da new manager Tor
Col. Hedge, firsta graduate from hasa
ball correspondence school Den he go
to Battla Creek breakfasta college. |
theenk 1t is call Universe Of Micheegan.
In weenter tim he teacha basket ball 10
da girls teama; i'm summer tim he geey
hasa ball lesson TO da college boys. lie
gat vera good knowledge Of beeg league
hasa ball from da scora board an peenka
sheet. He watcha Clarka Da Grif an
Conn A. Mack from granda stand seat
In deesa way he pick up da point on how
to play da gam. Da gam begin weeth
Joe Engia for pitch. Dees is mstak
baycause Joe was slate to pitcha da gam
nexta Tuesday. Griff sand Engla in for
pitch onla until Ed Aimswifta find his
fire proofa glove. He mislay deesa glove.
He no can catch Walta Da Johnse weeth-
out dees fireproofa glove. Wal da glove
is found in seek inning; den da smoke
house firm, Aimswift & Da Johnse.
proceed to smoke out da Rikey boys.
Danna Mole run vera quick to barn
yard of smoka bull: he grabba da fly ball
weeth wan hand. AS he grabba da ball
weeth onla wan hand da Saint Louisa
bataman is permit TO TAX seconda base.
Wen Chicka Da Gand' smasha da ball to
da same place he Is permit to TAX da
same base. AS da- Saint Louisa righta
feel did not keepa da ball even i'm wan
hand Chicka Da Gand' should be per-
NIT to TAX two more base. Does is equal
to four base or home run. hav' al
ready protesta deesa daceesh to Banan
Da Johnse. If you feela da same way.
sand talagram to him-collecta- Ii is no
use for try for firsta place deesa year.
Simpla baycause 1T would upset da plan
OF Conn. A. Mack an provo wan great
to da peep of Feeladef. Sec
onda place is vera soft. For wan thou
sand Congress Height transfer ticket we
will geev free passa to world champeen-
ship gam.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21

The schedule for the week i'm the Com
mercial League Is as follows: Monday
Welsbach agt. General Baking Company
Tuesday. Judd & Detweiler agt. Will
liam Hahn G. Co.: Wednesday. Tolmar
Laundry agt. R. Berberich Sons: Thurs
day, Evening Star agt. Columbian Print
ing Company; Friday, Tolman Laundry
agt William Hahn.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21

A meeting of the board Of directors Of
the INSTRUMENTATION League will be
held tomorrow night at the home of its
president, H. r. Fellinger, 7OT 18th street
tendance is requested. 1t Is planned to
start the season Tuesday, October I. the
downstairs Palace alleys again to be
used.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21
WHAT THE BATTERS ARE
DOING IN THE BIG LEAGUES
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Records of all players who have played in fifteen
more games up to and including
Thursday, September IS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21
TURNS BACK PITCHER.
Pirates Let Luhrsen Go to Columbus
in Exchange for Mcmillan.

COLUMBUS. Ohio. September co.
Pitcher Luhrsen OF the Pittsburgh Ma
tionals was released this afternoon to the
Columbus club OF the American Associa-
ton This ives in completion of the deal
by which Pittsburgh recently secured
Pitcher McQullan from Columbus
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21

tentative plans call for a start October
g. with the teams rolling every night in
the week save Saturday and Sunday. The
meeting. which will be called to order at
S:15 o'clock. was called by H. Hill, act
ing secretary.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21

I'm the last week OF the season Man.
ager Zeke Wrigley of Hamilton in the
Ohio State League had a row with the
club owners and demanded and was
given mis- release. Nick Francisco was
named 10 lead the team for the remain
Ing sanics Of the season.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21

Eighteen prizes are provided in the
Commercial League schedule, just is
sued, as follows: Team finishing first,
team finishing second, team finishing
third. team finishing fourth. team with
best percentage in third series, the four
prize winners above eliminated; high
team set. high team game, highest indi-
vidual average, second high individual
average. third high individual average,
total pins dndividual,. greatest number
of spares, greatest number of strikes.
high individual set. high individual game.
high average man on each team. sec
ond high average man on each team and
third high average man on each team
Weekly prizes for high game each week
and the following, all members of the
league. will donate prizes Evening Star,
Rudolph a. West. William Hahn. Column
bian Printing Company Woodward d.
Lothrop, Judd g. DetWeiler, Tolman
Laundry. General Baking Company,
Welsbach and r. Bcrberich Sons
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21

The Northeast League will hold a
meeting Wednesday. September "a. at the
Northeast alleys. at which time teams
for the coming year will be selected
the East Washington alleys. and as there
are a couple of vacancies a chance for
some FIVE TO affiliate with this strong
body of duckpn rollers is afforded. The
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
MUD HOLE SAVES MANS LIFE
Pittsbvroher PIunses 400 Feet From
Retaining wail-Auto Pulls Him
Out UnhurL

Pittsburgh.-Walking along the re
tanning wall In Grant boulevard the
other night. stephen Barr slipped on
a banana peeling. pirouetted for an
slant. then topping over the low rail.
ing. shot 400 feet into darkness and
into a chance mud hole 30 feet above
the railroad tracks. on a narrow shelf
OF the cliff
II the banana peel had been 20
feet either way from the spot where
Barr encountered II. his death would
have been certain. As Il was. Barr
was imbedded In sticky clay. lie
managed 70 get his face above the
surface and began struggling to eI,
tricate himself.
In response 10 a telephone call a
squad Of police with a stretcher ar.
rived in a patrol wagon. Leo Gaus
was lowered with q rope which he
tied to Barr. The crowd at the top
OF the cliff was unable TO pull Barr
from his incasement OF mud
Harry Geiss. passing In an automo-
bile was stopped. The rope was at.
tached to the machine. and Geiss slow.
ly started ahead. Once drawn from
the mud hole. Barr was hauled TO
safety. Aside from bruises. he was
unhurt
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
his STOCK IN TRADE.

The nervous little man next to the
car window sired up the fat man who
shared the seat with him and ventured
the inquiry:
'How's busifess'"
Can't complain" said the other To-
conically.
What DO you deal I'M"
"Mothers-in.iaw. billy goats, the
weather. slit skirts. tramps. stranded
actors, candidates. politics and the
like"
"Whattyye tryin' to do" snaried the
nervous little man. "Tryin' to kid
me.
Nope" the fat man grinned. The
things / have named In q large meas
ure comprise my stock in trade. You
see, my dear sir. I am q professional
writer Of Jokes and anecdotes"-
Youngstown Telegram.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04

the little fellow back to camp and nur'
tured II. II was gentle and never
showed any disposition 10 return 10
wild life II made friends with all the
campers. shared their hunks and
frolicked with them when they lolled
about on the ground
When the job was finished last sum
mer. Holcomb returned to the states.
bringing the animal with him. His
sweetheart fell In love with his pet
and begged him to give IL to her. Hol.
comb was In a quandary.
Tell you what III do" he said. III
you want that tiger you1l have to take
me. too. Then IL will be the pet for
both Of US"
Two days later they were married
The tiger does various stunts. and
Is regarded as . pet by everyone ex.
cept dogs Recently a bull terrier
with a reputation as a fighter was
trotting past the Holcomb home when
he spied the tiger and growled a chal
lenge. The tiger answered with .
snarl
Immediately there was mir -up
but II lasted only q moment. The
terrier. bleeding from myriad scratch.
es from the tigers claws. stuck It's
tail between its legs and streaked Il
around the nearest corner.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
0UTRUNS TRAIN; GETS WAGES
Section Hand Spirits Six Miles on
Ties In overtakins the
Pay Car.

Hammond. Ind.-Joe Delse l.. a sec
ton hand. and sometimes a foot racer,
too
Joe yields a pick and shovel for the
Nickel Plate road. and the other day
was pay day. But Joe didn't try any
sprinting to reach the pay car, and.
just as he arrived at the depot here.
the train with the pay car attached
pulled out toward Chicago.
Joe took one look at the recedins
train and then started hitting II on
on the ties after IL, Six miles north.
and across the Illinois line, the train
stopped for water, About six minutes
later Joe came pufing up. lie de-
manded his pay and got IT,
He had sl.l2 coming. lie had drawn
a little in advance last month. he
said. pocketing the check and start
ing back to Hammond on a dog trot
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
THIS MANS TIGER IS
PET OF The TOWN
Caught az a Cub In Central
America Michieander Has
Raised Il

Grand Rapids. Mlch.-wiliiam Hob
comb OF Stanton has . unique pet IN
the person Of . South American tiger.
measuring 81 inches from tip to tip
and nearly ~ inches In height II 10
tame and playful and roams at large.
not only in the Holcomb household.
but also In the village streets. Chill
dren play with Il. srown-ups stop to
pet II and stroke its spotted fur
About four years ago Hoicomb vent
to Central America on q government
Job. One day while hunting he shot .
ugress. When he went up TO the
dead animal he saw In the grass be-
side her . playful cub. He carried
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
SLAP, SLAP, SLAP,
SING IS SLIPPERS
bold Boy Bandits" Are Beaten
by Parents and Good Willie
Is Glad.
TWO DREW REvOLvERS
New Jersey Gang Participates In .
wild Western Esespade In . Raid
on the Quiet village Of haywood
and Suffer Penalty.

Hackensack, N. J.-Sixteen slippers
In sixteen representative Hackensack
homes were put into action the other
evening when as many parents learn.
ed that their young sons had partici.
pated In q Wild western escapade In
q raid on the quiet village OF May
wood. Here they discovered little VII
lie O'Conneil. ten Year, old. wearing q
cowboy suit William II the son OF
william A. O'Conneli. . New York
photographer and printer. and 10 q well
behaved boy.
AT him. boys" was the command
from the "gang" leaders, Lester
Thompson. John Cronin. Gerald Giles
and Danny LETTERS. q son Of Commits
sioner d. G. JefYers. and the would-be
''bandits." armed with clubs and re
volvers with blank cartridges. pounced
upon defenseless little Willie. He
cried and his dog barked. and then
Willie's mother appeared on the scene.
I'll send for the policel" called
Mira O'Connell
Go and call EN-, Well meet 'em.
all right" yelled back the boys
Two drew their revoivers and aimed
them at Mrs. O'Connell Then they
threatened to shoot the dog
At this stage Mrs. o'Connell decided
II time to telephone to the Hacken
sack police. and Detective Earle hur
ried to the rescue on his bicycle. He
discovered the boys In the woods on
Summit avenue. and one OF them dis
covered him.
Cheese II. fellers, Scoot, There's
a cop" yelled the scout on picket
duty. and the boys scooted
Earle caught several and soon had
the names OF the band OF sixteen. He
also learned that the band OF ban
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04

III there be any Virtue. II there be
any praise, think on these things"
To admire what Is admirable, to
adore what is adorable. to follow what
Is noble. TO remember any such sx.
amples that have crossed our earth
~ pilgrimage. that have frightened
its darkness and cheered its dullness.
this keeps alive before us the ideal
OF human nature and the essence OF
the divine nature. The good thoughts,
the good deeds, the good memories,
OF those who have been the salt and
the light OF the earth. do not perish
with their departure. They live ON
stu. and those who have wrought
them live In them.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
BUCK DEER DEFEATS A BULL
Latter Was Without Horns. and Gets
the Worst OF a Terrific
Battle.

Pottstown. PA large buck deer
suddenly appeared among Edwin Ger
bers cattle. grazing. In field near
this town. and attacked one OF the
largest bulls In the herd. A fierce bat
tie emsued. The deer plunged its
large antlers into the bovlnes sides
and head and had an advantage In the
fight because its antagonist was de
horned
Farm hands heard the commotlon,
and, armed with pitchforks. hurried
to the scene OF conflict. The deer
Jumped a fiyefoot stone fence and dis.
appeared. II was a member OF a pri.
yate herd and had escaped from an
enclosure.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04

dts" had lassoed Laddie Kinzley. q
son OF Joseph Kinzley. OF Lookout
avenue, as he was riding his bicycle.
and. throwing him to the ground. took
his wheel away with them. one OF the
leaders mounting II.
The boy bandits" have a hut In q
tree on Euclid avenue. and Earle had
trouble climbing the tree to see what
was on the inside. Toy pistols. hand
made swords. air rifles and a box Of
apples we're found.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04

the blackboard that the children
might have an opportunity to think
good thoughts. She talked about
pleasant things. The most pleasant
thoughts are those connected with
work we'll done and the children OF
her room had pleasant things to
think about.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Better Than Before.

Prosperity is painted window.
which shuts out much OF the clear
light OF God. and only when the blue,
and the crimson. and the golden tings
are removed, is the glass restored To
Its full transparency, Adversely thus
takes away tinge and color. and dim
ness, and We see our God far better
than before. II our eyes are prepared
for the light-Spurgeon
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Between GjrIa.

Anything good at the theaters next
week."
Hadn't noticed" said the other
girl. WHY"
II there Is. I'll start a quarrel with
Freddy now. and then be can send me
a couple Of matinee tickets to square
himself"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
ANYTHING to PIease.

What's the baby crying for now"
asked the head OF the house from the
depth OF his paper.
He wants his own way" answered
the mother.
We'll. II it's his. said the absent
minded man, why don't you let him
have it?"-Punch.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Over the Phone.

is this Mrs. Blithering Brown
Yes. Who's talkingr'
Mrs Benjamin Green. Is Mary Jane
Blocker cooking for you know
She Ii. Cooked for you. didn't
she,"
Yes, and you took her away from
me-"
"Oh. no. didn't"
You say you didn't Then who
did,"
Why. was told II was the humane
society. Good-by. dear"
A violent clash OF receivers. Quick
calls for the repair department.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
vindieatsd.

Il always knew Josh would grow
up to be a great help to u.s." said the
fond mother.
Il haven't seen him do any regular
work yet" replied Farmer Corntos
sci
We'll. II you'll take notice. he's the
only person around the place who
knows how to teach the summer
boarders to do the tango and the tur.
key-trot."
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
No Sympsthv.

when I left home to seek my for
tune" said Mr.. Cassius Chex. Il had
only SEQ"
Where was your boyhood homer
asked the cynical person.
"Punkville"
We'll, don't see that you have
any kick Twenty dollars Is a lot OF
money for anybody to clean up In
Punkville"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Ensnared.

Kitty-oh, Ethel, Jack has finally
proposed. ! knew he would
Ethel-Why, you said you thought
he had no intention whatever OF pro
posing.
Kitty-Well, he didn't have.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Rubber Coat Saved Him.

Goshen, n. Y.-When j. b. McKii-
iop, a bartender passed a church. light
ming. jumping from the lightning rod
struck him. A rubber coat he wore V
thought 10 have saved his life
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Useful for SHOPPING,

This is what l call my perpetual
shopping ticket"
Why do you call It that?"
"Oh. it's something ! take along
when have no money to spend. It's a
sample Of goods that nobody in town
can match"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Boarding House Repartee.

He was one Of those fresh young
fellows. given to the use of bromid
isms and stale slang At the break
fast table. desiring the milk. he ex
claimed: Chase the COW down this
way, please"
Here. Jane" said the landlady
take the COW down to where the calf
Is bawling."
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Somewhat Cynical,

Il see where a man has won bride
after proposing to- her three times a
week for two years" remarked Glim-
mersly, single.
"Pshaw! A fellow who'll do that
doesn't deserve any luck" said Apple
bough, married.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Her Failure

Il see where a girl on Long Island
swallowed a half dollar and the doc
tors can't dislodge il"
Lucky girl. The doctors would
make most people cough IL up"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
A Terrible Trial.

The great actress has had a nerv-
Gus breakdown. She is a complete
wreck"
What caused it,"
She had two photographs taken
and had been trying to decide which
she preferred"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Also Gave Him Exercise.

Gibbs-Did that hair restorer You
tried do any good?
Dibbs-Oh, yes il kept me In a
hopeful frame Of mind for a whole
month.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Going Somel

Paris. ON a bet six seamstresses
OF a famous Paris dressmaker cut out
and finished complete gown In 20
minutes riding In cube train.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04

All kindly humor makes q hit
With men OF sense.
But few OF us care much for wit
At our expense.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
After the honeymoon.

What are you thinking OF. Bea.
trice?" inquired Mr.. Hainer OF his
wife one morning while they were at
breakfast
Il am dreaming OF my youth" re-
piled the woman.
Well replied the brute. Il thought
you had a far-away look In your eyes"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Still Another Story,

A twenty-story new hotel
Now adds TO New York's glory;
And when II comes to price of rooms
Why, that's another story.