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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
GOOD TIMES IN CANADA
BUSINESS PRosPERINe, TRADE
INCREASING AND FINANCES Z
IN GOOD SHAPE.

The present tightening up Of money
must not be looked upon as being in
any sense brought about by financial
stringency. It is really more a period
of stock-taking resorted to by the
banks to ascertain the true condition
OF the finances and trade of the coun-
try. Legitimate business ENTERPRISES
are not affected. Throughout the
States there are those who # allowed
to continue borrowing, would ineY-
ftably be q means towards precipi-
tating something q good deal worse
than they feel now. In Canada, the
conditions are excellent, and It is
safe to say business was never bet
ter The pulse Of trade is carefully
watched by the Finance Department
Of the Dominion government, and it
Is 1luminative to read portions of the
address Of Hon. W. T. White, the
Finance Minister, delivered a few days
ago before the House of Commons.
Mr.. Whites remarks are in part as
follows:
It falls agreeably to my lot TO ex-
tend my most hearty congratulations
to the House and the country upon
the prosperous conditions which 1t
continues to be our good fortune to
enjoy I am happy to announce that
the outcome of the last fiscal year.
which ended on March 81, viii prove
even more satisfactory as rejecting
by far the highest pitch to which our
national prosperity has yet attained. I
have every expectation that when the
books are closed, it will be found that
h F2I
the splendid total of S16S $50. 600 or
an increase over the year 1912 OF
over So, 100000. Some indication OF
the magnificent growth of the Domin-
ion may be CLEANED from the fact that
this increase in revenue during the pc
Rod Of one year almost equals the en-
tire revenue Of the country seventy
years ago
The augmentation OF revenue TO
which 1 have referred has not been
irregular, spasmodic or intermittent
in its nature, but has steadily charac-
terized each month Of the entire fiscal
year 1t was OF course mainly derived
from Customs receipts, but the other
sources Of revenue-excise, post office
and raiiways-also gave US very sub
stantial Increases
That in a period of great fnan-
cial stringency not only have we not
been obliged to resort to the con-
gested markets of the world, but have
been able to reduce so substantially
($23, 000,0 00) the debt of the Denim
ion, must be q matter of qualification,
both to the House and to the people
Of Canada.
Il believe that during this period
of exceptional money stringency the
credit of the Dominion as reflected In
the quotations of its securities has
maintained itself among tire highest
in the world"
Owing to the favorable state Of its
finances Canada was in a position 10
pay on a heavy loan~in cash without
recourse TO the issue Of bills or Sc
curities.-Advertisem
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
Goddess of Liberty Will Fall Some Day

newspaper Offices and arranged with
a motion picture concern. He gave it
out publicly at the Langley exercises
that he intended to climb up the
Washington monument and jump on.
This, he confided, was what is known
in New York and other sporting cen
tiers as "a stall" Bridge players
would call it 'finessing" Bridge
jumpers would call it good business.
in order to get the attention of the
police centered in the wrong place
The fly" went to the capitol in the
afternoon with his false friends. He
climbed up a column on top Of the
dome, using a piece Of steeple jack
rope to aid him in his efforts. Pre-
viously he had handed his pocketbook
and valuabIes to his false friends who
accompanied him. When he descend
ed they had gone. He had not heard
from them this morning when a Star
reporter asked him what the interior
of a goddess of liberty holds out to a
seeker after truth
'I went all around the inside and
saw the rust. 1t was very dark, and
1 used up a box of matches in there.
Then l crawled up on the base OF the
statue. A cop yelled to me to come
down. l slashed the ropes 1 had, and
a pair of newly-weds picked up a
piece to use as a souvenir
when I slid down the cop pinched
me- He pinched this newly-wed. The
girl cried. I said to the man: Say,
you must be just married by the looks
of you He got red in the face, and
the cops all laughed so that they let
him 60 I went down to the detention
room in the capitol. and, of course,
they let me go. You see, had done
nothing seriously, wrong"
A rap on the door interrupted this
story A bellboy handed in a tele-
gram. 1t was money from New York
replacing that which the false friends
had taken with them so hurriedly.
We'll, guess 1 can have breakfast
now. So long"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
Uses of Maline.

Maine is shown used in various
ways; heather buds developed Of mai
inc as well as the imitation aigrette
have been favorably accepted. Maline
in its present degree of perfection OF
fers many inducements TO the miIline7
who is DESTROYS of combining materf
ais to the best advantage, says Mill
merry Trade Review Chantilly lace
used as drapes and TO form the brim OF
the large picture hat for midsummer
is also an interesting feature Ostrich
has come into its own, and the hand
some ostrich fancy effects in the new
shades are unusually attractive.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
peeIIne and Fair Of the KS.

Real kisses soon become monoton-
Gus, according TO Mrs. Minnie SIentz,
who, in her divorce testimony, said:
Some couples may kiss each other
right up until they are so, In an at
tempt to fool themselves into think.
ing that their kisses have the genuine
heart glow of the first month Of mar
riage, but it is all bosh- Real kissing
becomes monotonous during the sec
ond year, intermittent from the fourth
TO the sixth, and stops entirely before
the eighth year of married life
Steubenville Dispatch to Philadelphia
Inquirer
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

WASHINGTON.-" day that
w goddess of liberty on top of the
capitol is going to fall down and hurt
someone. I know, because l was up
In it."
Thus spoke Rodman Law, who calls
himself the human fly" while he was
reclining on bed in a downtown no.
tel waiting for telegraphed remit
lance from New York, which was
necessary after the way some friends
of his had disappeared with his cash
while he was climbing up the god
dess' insides.
All that bracing material on the
interior of the statue is made of cast
iron," continued the fly" 1T was
put up there before anyone used steel
construction, I suppose, and I scraped
up handfuls Of dust 1 went all over
the inside and III bet that If some
thing isn't done about it there will
be an accident some day"
The human fly took the impend-
ing danger to the goddess about as
seriously as he took the fact that his
top of the capitol had disappeared
with his cash.
Any old time he wants to go back
and sit on Libertys head he is going
to do it. but he is going to make sure
that his friends can be trusted with
a human fly" pocketbook before he
gets up in the air between earth and
sky, with no one but a press agent to
keep the secret.
The fly" made all his arrange
ments early in the morning In order
to elude the public, he visited the
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
Ne coTcAA SIEYE

Only the movement of their eyelids
showed that they were alive
Dr. Jones concluded his remarks.
The boys did not stir muscle, and
DR.. Jones was totally at loss to tell
whether his efforts had made an i'm
preston upon those mute and immov-
able orientals
Have I made myself plain?" he
asked
Three heads nodded.
''I should be glad to go over the
ground again. he said, IF you are not
quite sure you got what was saying. y
And then the middle statue Of Budd-
ha spoke:
We gotcha. Steve" he said.
Which is certainly making progress
in English
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
10 Darn Liable Linen

Stretch the article smooth and tight
in embroidery hoops Remove the
presser foot from the sewing machine
loosen the tension, slip the hoops uu-
der the needle and, without turning
the hoops, sew back and forth until the
hole Is neatly filed Then turn the
hoops and proceed in the same manner
across the stitching already put in
The result is gratifying.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
Now They Are Making cowIess Milk.

Now They Are Making CovsIess Milk,
COwless milk is being made in Lon
don. where a factory with capacity
OF 10000 quarts day was opened re-
Gently The milk is made from
vegetables, principally soya beans. It
is said to be scarcely distinguishable
from the real article and has the ad-
vantage of keeping longer and being
free from disease germs II sells for
six cents z quart
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
Sick-Room Lioht.

If there are electric lights in the
sick room they will generally be
found too brilliant, hurting the eyes
Of the patient, and not every sick room
has the electric lights that can be
turned up or down. Make a little
green silk bag and fasten it over the
incandescent bulb and it viii give q
good but subdued and harmless light.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
d Mend Laee curtaIns

Take strips OF net the right size, OF
good parts OF old curtains, and dip
them into hot starch Apply these
pieces TO the worn places while the
starch is hot, and they viii adhere and
viii not show as much as darns world
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

The New York board of aldermen
have fixed 20 miles per hour as the
speed limit for motor cars in that city.
To this we do not see how objection
can be made by any reasonable W.
dertaker.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

A dentist in Chicago spins his pa
tients around by whirling device into
insensibility. His envious brethren
will probably denounce his invention
as the work of a crank
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

There will be no arrests for obtain
ing money under false pretenses. in
spite of the fact that an eastern pro-
lessor says that any man who gets
over SIS week receives from soci-
ETY. more than he creates.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Every time it rains in the city huh-
dreds of dollars worth of benefit
comes to the back yard gardens and
damage to the extent of thousands of
dollars comes to womens hats and
dresses.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Word from a scientific center says
1913 is going to be a great bug year.
Seems bug years always have been
with US. notably the many specie
potato, water, bed. city gardener.
baseball. and others too numrous to
mention.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

A billboard artist turned his back
on baseball game between the Sox
and the Senators, in Boston, and calm
ly painted a sign on the center1eld
fence. We have an idea that such a
man is capable of great things.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

why did you PVT me at dinner be
tween those two women? They near
~ talked me to DEATH
why, I thought you were so fond
of tongue sandwiches"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

A ten-dollar suit has been appealed
to the Supreme court of the United
States 1t must look rather lonely
among the other suits of the million
stripe.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

prize Christmas story: A man who
sought to pawn a revolver for food
was arrested for carrying a concealed
weapon.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
Patch Pockets.

Patch pockets are sometimes placed
o. each side OF the skirt, about twelve
inches below the waist line The ap-
proved size seems to be about six
inches vide and four inches deep.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

How can the New York Athletic
league contend that pie is bad for ath-
letes, when this, the only pie eating
nation in the world, has established so
many world records?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Perhaps some of the good women
do not know who the persons are that
popularize the present outrageous
styles. We refuse to believe that
they do not care
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Bible references to shining raj
ment" are understood by the man who
thinks to wear his last years blue
serge suit.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Not one freak in Paris Salon art
exhibit this year, says a correspond
emit Shows the Cubist art must be
tabooed.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

This new style for women to wear
loops of hair down over their ears
may have the effect, in some cases. of
preventing evil gossip.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Somebody could make fortune by
inventing a raincoat or an umbrella
that would be at the right place when
ever it rained.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Some people enjoy winter more
than summer. but the vendor of soft
drinks does not belong to this class
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

y ran out with my new machine
What happened2'
4 got run in.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

AS potato cars are to be heated in
winter, the earnest hobo will proceed
to disguise himself as a potato.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

That Colorado doctor who killed a
grizzly with his automobile showed
himself a good surgeon but a bad
sport.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

When man is not a baseball fan
1t is safe TO assume that he is either
a poet or golf player.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

The supreme court says bay rum is
booze" Might have gone further and
stated whether or not it is good for
bald heads.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Report says a girl lost two OF her
teeth while biting fOotpad. Beyond
question, he must have been tough
one.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

The tragedies of life are numerous,
but one of the most poignant is that
to be observed in the girl of thirty
five or Whereabouts" sitting in street
car. chewing gum and reading the
newspaper filler entitled Advice to
Lovers" or one of Laurajeans heart
throbs.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Ethel Barrymore, in her beauty
hints, says: Don't let fat accumu-
late" No one would if they knew
where to put it.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
Cheese In Quantity.

This country last year imported
more than $2,S72. 600 worth Of Swiss
cheese and the amount is constantly
being increased
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Philadelphia man slept eleven days
and thought it one Such a case could
only develop in the Quaker city.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Our fellow worker inquiries, What
is worse than gloomy day." Candid
Iy, two of them.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Speaking of sirens and Loreleis.
there is the seductive voice Of the in
dustrious hen
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Ers- WinsIov-s Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinE, sOftens the gums reduces iudamDs-
tO1,aIiays pafn.cures ~-ind collie &c q botsIeLez
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

There is a bit OF a riot going on
among the Chinese to decide which
one is father of his country.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Some men never recognize an op-
portUnity unless it is labeled.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Now Cubist gowns are being worn
Is life TO be one long horror after
another?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

What's become of the old fashioned
woman who used to coerce her hus-
band with a rolling pin?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Occasionally the limeIight appears
to be a sort of X-ray.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

placsS anywhere, A.
tracts and kills Al
aisI. Neat, clean OF
namental, convenient
cheap. Lasts al.
sea son. II ade o;
metal, can'tsPin or til
over; will not soil OF
i njure anyth in g.
Guaranteed effective
All dealers orsseni
express paid fer s1-co
Ave, Brooklyn, n. z.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Anyway, before womans dress is
standardized something worth while
should be evolved.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

4 woman is really brave when she
is trying to make some man better
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

However, the green postal cards
will not have a little bow behind.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

Remember that swat in time may
save nine funerals and then some
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28
EXPERIENCE
OF MOTHERHOOD
Advice to Expectant Mothers

The experience OF Motherhood is a try
ing one to most women and marks dis
tinctly an epoch in their lives. Not one
woman in a hundred is prepared or un-
derstands how to properly care for her
self. Of course nearly every woman
nowadays has medical treatment at such
times, but many approach the expert
ence with an organism untitled for the
trial of strength, and when it is over
her system has received a shock from
which it is hard to recover. Following
right upon this comes the nervous strain
of caring for the child, and q distinct
change In the mother results.
There is nothing more charming than
q happy and healthy mother of children,
and indeed child-bisth under the right
conditions need be no hazard to health or
beauty. The unexplainable thing is
that, with all the evidence of shattered
nerves and broken health resulting from
an unprepared condition, and with am
pie time in which to prepare, women
will persist in going blindly to the trial.
Every woman at this time should rely
upon Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, a most valuable tonic and
inyigorator of the female organism.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

In N any homes
once ci1ildless there
are now children be-
cause of the fact
that Lydia E. Pink
hams V eye table
Compound m AXE
won en- norm al,
healthy and strong.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-06-28

II you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkhan Medicine Co. (confl-
dentiaD Lynn Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by s
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-12-25
Additional Local Items

The Luverne Farmers Club
will meet Wednesday. January
9TH, with Mr.. and Mrs. Ras.
Ronde.
]. V. Officer returned Sstur.
day from Fargo where he has
been attending school. He will
remain until after the holidays.
Frank Kable, of La. Gross s,
Wis, arrived Tuesday morning
and is visiting at the home of his
daughter, Mrs. w. J. Hanson.
Miss Mary Washington, Of
Saux Center. MINI, and Mrs.
Jas. Boyland and son, James
Carleton, of Steele, are enjoying
the hospitality of the Hitchcock
home during the holiday season.
The ladies are sisters of Mrs.
Hitchcock.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-12-25

Miss Mary Pepper is visiting
IN. Fargo at the j. A. Pepper
home.
Robt. Officer, who has been in
New Rockford for some time
past, returned home Wednesday
morning.
A. e. Watkins, who has been
receiving medical attention in
st. Paul for some time, returned
yesterday morning. Altho some.
what improved in health, he is
still in a critical condition.
The Woman's Club is having
A.. N. McKellips transplant a
number of large trees from his
grove to the city park. Trees
transplanted in this name +
with frozen earth around the
roots are almost sure to grow.
Walter. one of the twin sons Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar johnson,
died Tu esday evening. The
little fellow was only about nine
months old and has been ill for
some time. The funeral services
will be held this afternoon at
three o'clock from the Methodist
church. Mr.. and Mrs. johnson
have the sympathy of the COM
munity in their time of sorrow.
Christmas va cation for the
public schools of this city start
ed last Saturday morning and
will continue for two weeks. All
the pupils seem to be in the
Christmas spirit, at least if you
Judge from the looks on their
faces. School work will be re,
sumed the first Monday of Jan
uary, which comes on the fifth
of that month. Most of the
teachers left Friday evening for
their homes.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-12-25
Disciplining Sammy.

An exchange gives the follow.
lowing letter received by a school
teacher from the mother Of one
of her pupils:
'Dere Mis- You writ me a bout
whippin Sammy. Civ you pur-
mishun to beet him up eny time
he won't lern his lesson. He i S
jest like his father an you have
to beet him with a club t O lern
him emmy thing. Pound nolege
into him. Don't pay no atenshun
to what his father sails I will
handel him.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-12-25
of Mortgage Sale.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIvENt that that. certain
mortgages; executed and delivered by Lewis
n. Wood and Nettie b. Wood, his wife.
MortgaEors, to James X. Joslyn, MORTGAGES.
dated the Srd day OF July, A 1911, and filed
ior record In the office OF the Register Of
DeedS Of The County of Steele and State Of
North Dakota on the 10th day of July, A. b.
recorded In Book 12fof Mortgages at page 559.
vii! be foreclosed by q sale Of the Premise III
snch mortgage n hereinafter described. AT
the mont door of The Court House IN the VII
lage OF Sherbrooke, in the said County Of
steele and State of North Dakota at the hour
oftWo ~ O'Clock p. NJ, on Saturday the 10Th
Gay OF January A. D. 1914, to satisfy the a.
mount u upO such mortgage on the day
of sale.
4 premises described In such mortgage
which will be sold to satisfy the same.
are located and situated in the said Counfv
Of Steele and State of North Dakota and are
descr1bed as follows, to.Wit: The East half
q. 1-2l OF Section TWenty-Six (28) IA Town
snip Ont hundred forty-hve Q45) North. Of
Range -Fffty.six (56) West Of the Fifth Prin-
c.1pal Meridian, containing 800 acres, more or
less, according. to the United States Govern
ment Survey thereof.
There Will bedue on such mortgage on the
date OF sale the sum OF Two thousand five
W25ls.6O besides the costs and expenses OF
this foreclosure including Attorneys fees "a
provided by law.
Dated December 3, 1913,
James K. Joslyn,
C.S SIMPLY. Mortgage.
Attorney for Mort
gagee,
Hope, n. OAK.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-12-25
Luverne Ledger,

Volume l, No. 1. of t h e. Lu-
verne Ledger is the latest arrival
on, our desk. 1t is edited a n d
published by r. s. Mars, who
is also publisher Of the Sutton
paper. The Ledger starts o u t
with a nice bunch of advertising
and some good Illustrated read
ing matter boosting Luverne, We
take pleasure in welcoming Bro.
Marris to the press fraternity of
the county, and wish him sue,
cess.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-12-25
Notice Of Stockholders
Meeting.

The annual meeting of the
stockholders of the Hope Land
and Investment Company, will
be held at the Office of the Presi-
dent, G. s. Shippy, at the City
of Hope, in the County of Steele
and State of North Dakota, on
Tuesday, January 9th, 1914, at
2 O'Clock P. NJ, for the purpose
of electing a Board Of Directors
and the transaction of such
other business as may come be.
fore such meeting.
Dated December "a, 1918.
G. S. SIMPLY, Pres.
B. G. SHAW, Sec'y.
.EL rH
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-12-25
Greetings.

To Our Customers and Friends:
We extend to you our hearty
greetings of the season and wish
you prosperity and success for
the coming year, and assure you
OF our earnest desire for a con.
tinuance of the cordial relations
existing between US.
Respectfully yours,
Ed. w. HANSON.