davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-15

Carey, Byrne, j. Wagner. Home run, ].
Wagner. Sacrifice fly. Cutshaw, Stolen
bases, viox, j. Miller. Double plays, Smith
to Cutshaw; r. Fisher to Cutshaw to
Daubert. Bases on balls, w. Wagner 2,
Walker 2, Yingling l. Struck out, Coop
er !, McQuillan J. Yingling 2. Wild
pitches, Walker ?. Hits, Allen In is
innings, Wagner in 3 2-3 innings. none
out In. fifth: Walker / in one inning,
Yingling Q in innings; Cooper 6 In 4 in
nings: McQuillan In 5 innings. Time,
1:52. Umpires, o Day and Emsle
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-15

Morgan was shunted to the
minors by Connie Mack last sea-
son. AS McQuillan. Falkenberg
and Packard. Morgan proved he
was far from "all in" 1t Is un-
derstood that he brought
$4,000.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-15
CY MORGAN RETURNS

Cincinnati, August icy
Morgan, erstwhile Philadelphia
American league pitcher. now
with the Kansas City team, has
been sold to the Cincinnati Ma
tionals.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-15

DATED for Miller in ninth.
j. ss-Batted for Walker in fifth inning.
Score by innings:
Pittsburg .......................3 800 042 002-13
Brooklyn ........................0 .010 $40 800 s
Summary: Two base hits, Mitchell, Cut
shaw 2 Gibson. Hyatt Three base hits,
RNrna Mapnar L
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-15

Summary: Sacrifice hit Hardage Stolen
bases, Ragsdale, Blackwell. Bone. Double
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-15
NATIONAL LEAGUE
CONTINUED From Page seven)

! Totals ........... Sc 5 70 q l9
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
Benefits Of Women 5
Tight Fitting Skirts
BY Alex cussafson. Schenectady. NY.

the socae suggestive garments To almost incredible
that ordinarily decent respectable GOdang should have the ha
hood denoun all who such skirts wanton when surely
everybody knows that muudes Of good and modest as can
be found anywhere these tight-fghttng garments
Womens ovegrown baby skirts far suggestive to weak
prurent minded than the modern ghng skirt But they
not denounced in any brutal ferocous manner Why?
Not because they considered free from suggestion than
the modern skirt but because they indication that intended
to free herself from male tutelage.
suggestion the ghtfttng skirt which terribly
scandaes the her The clumsy cumbersome
ungn skirts by in the past man tremendous phys
ical and psychological advantage her.
So long such garments he need not fear losing his mas
terry her. and he might humor her by granting her education access
industries and professions and limited Of voting But
revoluonize Dress she doing
then he knows that she is indeed earnest break all her mmemora
bonds serytud wonder he cries. the Of outraged moral
ity: "Bewarep
Well whatever Of thing be sue-the modern
American ouown her waddng clothes and will put
them again And that that bodily she intends to become
free
In due time after she has taught muchneeded lesson IN the
rudments of sson respect for and in true morality she
will garment gracefully suitable to her FORM which will leave all
her bodily organs and free and unmpedd the Creator
intended they should be.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
TWO CARBUNcLEs ON NECK

Veterans Home, Napa Co., Gait
was afflicted with two carbuncles on
the back Of my neck. The doctors said
they were the largest carbuncles he
ever saw. suffered the most intense
agony, so much that could not rest
or sleep for about q month. One was
lanced four times. When the first be-
gan to get better another broke out
and was equally as painful as the first
one. l heard of Cuticura Soap and
Ointment being good for such things,
30 / procured q box Of Cuticura ONT
ment and a cake of Cuticura Soap. ]
washed both the carbuncles with Cuti-
cura Soap frequently whenever any
pus began to gather, and applied the
Cuticura Ointment. / felt relief after
the first use Of Cuticura Soap and
Ointment, and in . weeks time both
carbuncles were gone and was COM
pletely cured. 1 have not been trop-
bled since.
II also had eczema Of the scalp. My
scalp itched fearfully and pimples be
gan to break out which emitted pus,
and my head became sore and scaly.
I had dandrutf also. / used Cuticura
Soap for q shampoo with hot water
and used the Cuticura Ointment on my
scalp. and it afforded instant relief, fol
lowed by absolute cure" (signed)
George H. Wetsell, Dec. IL, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 82-p Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. Z. Boston
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
PASSING THOUGHTS

The giver is always cheerful when
there is a crowd.
A doctor never is i'll and a lawyer
never sues anybody.
Most of us will believe a lie and in
sist on proof of the truth.
A reformer always seems to be dis
appointed when his reform is adopted,
Before you begin worrying about
something today remember what you
worried about yesterday.
Some folks have a skeleton in the
closet, but have Judgment enough to
use it for clothes hanger.
The man who raises bantam chick
ems would question your sanity If you
raised herd of pet elephants.
AS soon as a. man begins to make
money he commences to talk about
the advancement of civilization.
Think of an egg staying in cold
storage for years and years wonder
Ing If 1t will finish as an omelette or
custard.
When a henpecked man goes to
heaven he must be always worrying
about the day when his wife will ar.
rive on the scene.
An optimist is man who tells you
how much worse luck you might have
had; pessimist is man who tells
you how much worse luck he has.
For little boys lie is a STORY
for older people it is a "falsehood,'
for politicians it is a "roorback," and
for dignifled folk it is "misapplica
ton of the facts"-but It is just al
big lie all the time.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
AT the Studio,

A motor stopped in front Of the
photographers, and woman lack
ing none of the artificial accessories
deemed necessary to looks" entered
the studio.
A couple of days later the photogra-
pher submitted proofs for her APP
proval.
Not one of those pictures looks
anything like me-" the woman insisted.
The photographer tried in every way
to pacify her, but finding this an i'm
possibility, lost control Of his temper:
Madam" he exclaimed, did you
read my signf"
Eyes"
''Welll 1t does not say cleaning,
dyeing and remodeling.' It says 'por.
traits"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
Many Roomers Dread
Happy Holiday Season
By A. J. KING. New York

because of the homeses brings and
whose and who have depend the board
ing restaurant for their meals and many cases. the table
talk of these boarding houses is all the social pleasure they have
have both who have had spend these
days awful loneliness and whose hearts ach those who
experienced such utter loneliness appreciate.
The majority Of those who have homes have company the ho
days. u but in their company" consists of those who
have homes of their and who they know will be able to recpo
the But believe that there those who the
realized how much would and how much pleasure would
would invite woman without home and without friends
spend least Of the holidays with them in their homes If he
know of such themselves that they made inquiry among
their friends they could find who would value it.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

When pa was my age he was glad
To do just as they told him;
He never made his parents sad,
They never had to scold him;
He never, never disobeyed,
Nor punched his little brother,
And day and night he always made
Things pleasant for his mother.
When pa was my age he would clean
His shoes when they were muddy;
He never thought his folks were mean
Because they made him study:
He always tried his best to be
For goodness celebrated,
And he was praised by all--but, geel
How pas degenerated!
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
Il Talking is Selfish
Pastine With Some
ByAG. PHELPS, Minneapolis. MINI.

monopoze conversation then the point is often for
gotten which painful atmosphere hard to change Rarely
ever talk about yourself and your affairs To be this
would render great many dumb but the world would LOSE
lttlel
personal often discussed with abusrang
acknowledge that had her appendix
after every other group had graphically described her expert
with this member and its removal
Talking pleasure selfish pasme with people
and talking break sence which painful little minds sometimes
drives the spirit away just is lowering We do not think enough
and do not mediate at ALL
The old had this their fruitful lives purposeful prac
teal and loving have been for examples of little talking and muc
good thinking poise the result Of BOTH
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
What She Meant.

so you think I smoke too much pa
he asked, Just to keep up conversa-
ton that seemed to be languishing.
mot at ALL" she answered. not very
skillfully concealing yawn.
you said you thought So"
Pardon me. don't think you are
smoking too much"
Didn't you say that I'd die II
didn't cut 1t down?"
"Yes-that's what / said"
It took him long time to get It
and then he was quite angry.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
sIIrAlv : Good cnnI<

Mrs. Champ Clark was engaging a
new cook, The applicant, nice look
ing woman. made a fine impression on
Mrs. Clark. After the usual prelimi-
nary questions, the speakers wife
asked:
Can you really cook?"
Can COOKIE exclaimed the appli.
cant 81 should say can cook!"
"But are you a good cook?"
Am la good cook" echoed the wo.
man. Il go to mass every morning. y
The Sunday Magazine.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
HAVE YOU TRIED THIS7
simple Prescription Said 20 Work
Wonders for Rheumatlsns.

AeN~s~@@@~r~e~r~~ee~@@e@N
This has been well known 70 the
and most reliable cure ohfniwable for
rheumatism and backache. It has been
published here for several winters and
hundreds OF the worst cases cured by
gist get one ounce Of Toris compound
Tin original sealed PACKAGE and one
ounce of syrup OF SarsapariIla com
pound. Take these two ingredients
home and put them into a half pint OF
good whiskey. Shake the bottle and
take a tablespoonful before each meal
and ut bedtime" Results come the
FIRST day. II your druggist does not
have ToFfs Compound in stock he will
get Il I'm a few hours from HIS whole
sale house. Don't be influenced to take
Insist on having the genuine Tori
compound in the original. one-ounce
sealed, yellow package. Published by this
Globe Pharmaceutical laboratories u
Chicago.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
elvIna AVIAN the secret.

Willing to have his neighbors think
he was fine musician, Brown install
ed mechanical piano near a front
window of his home, where he spent
hours each day pedaling out melodies.
"Your father is great piano player,
isn't he?" one of the neighbors re-
marked to Browns boy William one
afternoon. yep" replied william,
''but 1t makes his feet awful SORE"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
FuIIer's Earth.

Fuller's earth. SO named from it's
earliest use in fulling wool. is a
rather rare, soft, friable rock whose
value depends altogether on its tex
ture and its altering and absorbent
properties. It has no definite compo.
sition, internationally, its physical
properties rather than chemical an
alysis determining it's commercial
value Fuller's earth was first pro
duced in the United States in the
early 'nineties.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Why don't people who
have homes invite those
who have none to spend one
of the holidays with them !
There are thousands OF
men and women in any big
city who dread the holiday
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
ComprOmIse.

Senator Fletcher of Jacksonville,
apropos of the recent peace confer
ence In London, said:
Such conferences usually end In q
compromise, and the people concerned
depart homeward with sour smiles.
"A compromise, you know, has been
accurately described as an agreement
whereby both parties get what they
don't want"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
SAFETY OF RAILROAD TRAVEL

The Union Pacific System-Union
Pacific Railroad, Oregon Short Line
Railroad, Washington Rail-
road and Navigation Company-is
now reauing the benefits of years OF
consistent effort to promote safety OF
travel on its lines
Within q period Of four years
the Union Pacific System fell
short Of q perfect record for safe
ty by only one accident resulting
In death.
During the past i've years $4,000, 600
have been expended in installing
Automatic Electric Block Signal pro-
lection On its lines and every mile Of
the way from Omaha to It's western
terminals Is under this protection.
To reduce to minimum the haz-
ard of accident, the Union Pacific
System during the past ten years has
been drilling It's trainmen in the OBJ
servance of danger signals by sys-
tenn of surprise tests, the results OF
which have been very satisfactory, 80
per cent of them being successful,
respected sufficiently to have ayerted
accident
Every accident involving a hazard
of human life is promptly investigat-
ed to determine the cause and to pre-
scribe, If possible, a remedy against
a recurrence.
The Result Of All This Effort
Means Superior Service When
You Travel Via the Union Pacific
System.
Ask any Oregon Short Line Agent
regarding rates, and full particulars
when you travel east.
GERRIT FORT,
Passenger Traffic Manager, Omaha,
Neb.
ID. e. hurley,
General Passenger Agent, Salt Lake
City, Utah. ,, (AdV)
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Pv the use OF cables to divert the
Jehrador current. an inventor pro-
poses TO abolish ieetergs in the north
Atlantis and so TO ameliorate the eli.
mate of Iceland that oranges would
grow there No slump in the price Of
oranges is yet reported as a result Of
this suggestion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Japan.
'My dear" said Mr.. N. to Mrs. Ne
'twhat name did 1 understand you to
call the new hired girl!''
Japan replied Mrs. N. briefly.
"And, pray, why such an odd name.
my dear?"
Because she Is SO hard on China"
-Detroit Free rress.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Just to dispel any suspicion OF un-
fair discrimination the United States
public health serviceshaa put the fin.
ger bowl in the same class with the
common drinking cup and the roller
towel When we think Of the perils
that environ our daily life we have
les admiration FOR the heroes OF the
Iirh' Brigade
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

YES" said the clerk, as he dipped
his pen in the ink and prepared to fill
out the blank Your name. please"
amelia Whippleton."
Nationality ?"
american"
Married or unmarried?"
'Both-twice.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

If you would talk vel
don't tell stories, long.
drawn-out ones especially.
unless you have this gift
Gas few have).
Nothing makes people
so restless as an attempt
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
LImItatIons.

els your wife suffragette?"
EYES," replied Mr.. Meekton. "To a
certain extent. She thinks she ought
to have the ballot, but she knows a
lot of women who she is sure do not
deserve tt-'r
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

A canning plant is being Installed
In ore of the eastern universities. All
Of the universities do deal Of can.
ming. but most Of them are enabled
to get along without a plant for the
purpose.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
credlt and "confidenee. !,

First Bank Oficial-I just loaned
Bulger $4,000 on his business.
Second Ditto--Is his business good
enough to warrant it?
Sure! He showed that he was
employing over fourteen hundred
children. Life.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Adrianople. the besleged, Is report
ed to have cheese enough to last its
people for several years, but who
would undergo the horrors of war for
the sake of living on cheese?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

An eminent scientist has increased
his eminence by discovering that the
beet wav to reduce weight is to re-
frain from eating Stringent profes.
sional ethics prevent him from pat.
enting the idea
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
When she Knocks.

When Opportunity knocks more
than once at your door she may mere
ly wish to offer you chance to buy
a set of books at positively only a
little more than half the publishers
price.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Another exponent o. the simple life
reara his heed He writes in the Pasa.
deua Star: = would rather be a lawn
mower sharpener in beautiful Pasa-
dera than be a banker any place on
garth"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

A Chicago packer has for his CORE
apondent Soumen OsuuskauppojeH
Keskusosunskunta in Helsingfors
Finland, says an exchange Probably
meaning that he has time only for
the writing of that ona name.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

A talking dog from Berlin has been
making a sensation in the vaudeville
theaters. Now the same city has dis
covered a cat that not only talks. but
also sings. To those harried by the
average back-fence musicals, this dis
covery will be more exasperating than
interesting.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Query: Is the man in the smoking
car who. having box Of matches in
his pocket. reaches across two fat men
and a newsboy to borrow light. gull
ty of economy or parsimony?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

From Washington comes the in.
formation that a prune war may be
expected. Which brings to mind the
well established adage: IT'S not al.
ways bullets that kill
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
One at aTIme.

she-When we are married. dear,
| must have three servants.
He-Certainly, darling. But try to
keep each as long as possible,-St.
Louis Post.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Determined to Be Observed.
you may announce that intend
to retire to private life," said the
Industrious statesman.
what for?"
n seems to be the only method just
now by which can attract public at
tention."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

A French process has been invented
to iengthen the time eggs may be
stored. What the public demands ID
some way to hasten the time in which
fresh eggs may be secured.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

A Philadelphia wife has found o
husband who has been missing for
twenty-five years. Some men are
mighty unlucky.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
Located.

Ted-If you make love to that girl
you'd better look out for her big
brother.
Ned-n there's any trouble, it's
more likely to be caused by her little
brother.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

A Buffalo clergyman couldn't draw
q congregation until he started se
ries of flfteen-minute sermons. Nov
he has all the other ministers buffa
tOed,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
Educated.

Mrs Garmercy-I notice you always
go south for the winter.
Mrs. Park-Tve found it's safer co
depend on the temperature than to
trust to the ianitor for steam heat.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

A chimpanzee has been educated to
smoke and drink That shows the su.
periority Of man over the lower anil
mails He doesn't have to be educated
to 1t
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

London women now feed their dogs
Mt the tables. On the basis, probably.
that II they are doubtful Of any dish
presented to them. they can try It on
the dog.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

1t was announced recent
" that churches of all de-
nominations were combin-
ing to fight the divorce
evil. 1t is positively useless
for them to think Of better
ing conditions to any great
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Life is just one coal bill after an
other" remarks an exchange; which
is the same exactly as the proverb in
the profane form.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

There was once chauffeur who
was compelled to ride horseback. The
horse trotted. "Ah," said the chauffeur.
''his shock absorber is working bad
w."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

The rag pickers of New York have
formed a. union. and expect to see
their business picking up rapidly here
after.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

In spite OF the annual New Years
resolutions man hasn't improved In
1000 years. says DR.. Alfred Russell
Wallace.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

: A New York woman wants a dJ
vorce because her husband always
took the larger portion Of steak.
What Of it? No reason why she
should beef about t.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

While reading the sporting page the
philosopher requires all his philosophy
to console him for not being a high
priced baseball player.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

As one who supremely
respects womanhood and
who looks forward to a
new and blessed era for hu-
mainly through woman's
emancipation, l would like
to say a word in defense Of
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

Seventeen names have been given
to an Austrian royal infant 1t is ex.
pected that he will use them in Install
ments.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

The inventor who perfected q sui
eide box and tried 1t on himself didn't
live long enough to realize that ne
had succeeded.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

A New York hen laid seventy-two
eggs in an icehouse. Everything seems
70 be coming the way Of the cold
storage men.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

There are Vomer on the police force
Of some western cities But none Of
them. so far, has been induced TO &c
on the plain clothes squad.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

The great national game now con-
sists In guessing whether the star
pitcher OF the home team viii get
$4,000 or $4,000.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

A tuning fork is to be applied TO 6
boys aflicted throat Sc that he may
eat It is well, for future effect. that
tuning is not done wit.s knives.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

The month OF September once CON
sisted of sixteen days. It must have
been cinch for the man who was
paid by the month
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28
lie Backed Out.

i saw you with Helen, yesterday.
/ thought you were going to start
the new year by proposing to Mar
jorie2T
Il was, but when l called l found
her chasing a mouse with a broom. /
regarded it as an omen"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

For vigor we recommend this from
the New Orleans Picayune: High
heels on lovely woman make her look
IKE a hen on a hot skillet"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
20 years ago. They regulate and invigorate
stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated
tiny granules. Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-28

The latest dancing cure ID called
"eurythmy." Sounds like a cure for
catarrh.