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The Detroit times., 1913-04-26

be quite chummy. They inquired TO
gcther in movie" stunt the other
morning. After the session OF the
frst-class In political economy and
current events. Prof. Wilson TOOK ms
boys out on the lawn back or the
White House conservatory and jokes
were told while the movie man dio
his worst. IL is not yet revealed what
is 10 he done with those films, but
pleasant time was had by all those
present.
Since the Montana senators threw
up their hands on the wool duties, X
has become quite plain that the ad-
ministration's tariff bill will be passed
BY the party vote in the senate. Ex-
cellent discipline is being maintained
In the Democratic party ranks. There
are different theories as 10 why SEN
ators are persuaded 10 do what they
do not want 10 do. Some intimate
that it is the patronage which Is being
held in reserve; others say II Is mere
ly the desire 10 preserve party solid
arity and 10 perpetuate the Demo
cratic experiment, but whatever II Is,
Wilson, with his low tarin bill, 10 TO
De permitted 10 carry out his expert
ment and TO take the full responsible.
ity for IT,
One Of the most entertaining spec
tacles I'm Washington these days 10
that OF the open caucus sessions OF the
so-called Republican minority in the
house Of representatives. There have
been three caucuses at which frantic
efforts were made to outline some pol
Icy on which the minority could get to-
gether. With sadness II must be told
that Mr.. Lenroot. Of wisconsin, once
grand progressive. has been one or
the most strenuous champions Of the
"get-together" proposition. II Is most
interesting to see him and Serene
Payne faboring shoulder TO shoulder
10 pull the lifeboat through the surf
At this writing the surf Is beating over
the gunwales, and the sturdy oarsmen
are In great danger or being walloped
, on the rocks Anyhow. they have not
worked out any compromise on which
any dozen members can agree.
Have you heard OF the organization
known as The National Democratic
Fair Play or Civil Service Reform as
sociation?" This Is the name Of the
organization which has Just been
formed by the advance guard OF the
army OF ONCE seekers now encamping
In the Washington hotels. II Ia made
up OF lifelong Democrats who have
| invested time, carfare and hotel ex-
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26
Favorite Fiction.

Best Five-Cent Cigar You Ever
Smoked
IF You Don't Come in Right Now.
Bobby, III Thrash You Within an Inch
OF Your LIFE"
Il Didn't Mind Losing the Money.
but Hated to Be Cheated Out OF It.
Mr.. Weerius, We Can't Think OF
Letting You Go Away Without Taking
Dinner with U.s."
"Ratted for Jones in Ninth Inning"
Il Assure You, Mr.. Yellerfang, |
Don't Mind the Smell OF 'Em a Bit" -
Chicago Tribune.
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26
The Cost of High Living

Pessimist-If | should give you
dime, what would you do with II?
Optimist-WeIl. first, I would get a
hair cut and a shave. After that,
would take a Turkish bath, and. while
doing the sanitary, Id order com.
plete change Of clothes. from high hat
TO shoes. Having dressed. | would go
to the best hotel In the city and pay
for a years board and suite Of rooms
in advance With part OF the bal
ance, | would buy an automobile and
several aeroplanes, with complete
equipment for one year. Then ! would
make my will, leaving a part OF my
vast income TO my poor relatives, well
knowing that such living for one year
would Kill even a man OF my constitu-
ton. However, some Of my wealth
should 90 toward building libraries
and establishing pension funds and
medal factories for dead heroes and
bachelors-Judge.
One-fourth Of the irrigated farms OF
the United States are In California.
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26
DEMOCRATIC ORGANIZE TON GETS
ITS @UIETUS AT WHITE HOUSE

incoming Wilson administration the two
Michigan for the Office Of collector customs
- Port Huron.
q One Of these A. E. Stevenson. (9)
Mn Remember the name, if you would follow
candidate Judge Connolly Wood and
~ principal ingredients Of the Democratic organization
Michigan
Judge Connolly during the for delegates Baltimore was
81 Harmon.
Wood for Clark.
Shields for Marshall
Jack Spratt could eat fat
His wife could lean
So betwixt the they cleared the cloth
And licked the platter clean
Connolly Shields hoped platter before the
pporters Michigan when the Bay
City, which the however Of their first portion
osvw In the shape of failure put the unit rule.
organization abbed in Bay City and whipped in Baltimore
mt up in Washington for
other candidate John Bell progressive Democrat
~ fought organization Clark Marsha
lpdy Wilson alliance in this state
Remember this name, also
Like the who concluded after he had been thrown down stairs
wanted there the organization
effect that the appointment of collector for the Of Port
would the acid Michigan whether the organization
dispense patronage whether this favor would fall the
following represented the capital by Congressman Beakes
N Well to make long story short:
JOHN J. BELL HAS BEEN APPOINTED BY PRESIDENT WILSON
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26

wild tn Japs
be no war
9TH little Jap
Griffith
av
Ye Choina
world wild hand told
behoind his back
they calls aast an he thinks that whn he
fghtn straight
spotw here
popul n directhors meetin
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26

vet tnlnkluS hpouN
currency legisla-
ton. He is not yet
talking with mem
bers OF congress on
that subject. He
Is refraining be-
cause he wants the
attention OF con-
rress and the coun.
try concentrated
on the tariff. so
/ infer that every
thing that is being
printed about Sem
ator owen ana
Rep. Garter Glass
ana their currency
reform Is not re-
hecting the plans
OF the administra-
ton.
President Wilson
and the newspaper
men are getting 10
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26
Edtnri11 p2Gr Of The ArtrOit Times Saturday April 20
FOR THE PUBLIC
FROM DISHONEST PUBLISHERS

While the Month bill against fraudulent advertising
both houses signed Ferris is by
nv hat it should be- sa step in the right direction
Ie Rep Monteh and his associates and
for the bill and congratulate the
ads newspapers Michigan well the readers of magazines
and periodicals. which the applicable by late
ansndments
This will protect them against the sharks who have been
able reach their victims through advertising but will not absolutely
INSURE them, could be the
falls short believe and submit the particular that the pub
Usher accepts dishonest advertising held accountable the
saccompice o the shark WHICH HE IS
The against blowing punishment
who the big end when the
~ divided up.
distinguish between the member the who watches
sr who off the nOen while the other
telow gathers up the contents of the vault
The who watches just as much engaged In r0ong bank
other fellow the publisher who accepts dishonest
advertisement and in his columns just much engaged
Asecng his readers as is the crooked advertiser.
The protection newspaper reader which the pub
lsher Of a newspaper could have given himself
who watches while safe being robbed has made his
sounding pals that the police coming
sounding alarm the police that safe is being robbed and
therefore is as guilty Of the criminal
newspaper publisher and dishonest adv
Ing has OFFERING HIS READERS
ploitaton by crooks PROTECTING THEM from crooks
Progress the this law for the that
,svspaper publishers will have their publication found the
burglar kit u speak, of a crooked advertiser.
viii classify for readers those which
p their columns honest for the protection of their readers and those
Aswpaper which do for the reader long the
oenpanes the order for the advertising
publisher from the law provided "h of
dishonesty the advertising which connection further progress
the direction of having the matter the
nifty Of the publisher settled by the courts
The Times welcomes the cooperation of the laws of Michigan
campaign has conducted for honest advertising lasting 10
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26
LOSING Faith.

Old LADY, don't believe this
sure-cure tonic is a-goin' to do me any
good
Friend-"Its highly spoken of In
the papers"
Old I.ady-"Yes; but I've aiken AZ
bottles, and ! don't feel a bit better
] tell you what II is. Sarah. I'm be.
ginning to think these newspaper
editors don't know everything. New
York Weekly.
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26

Uoeq4 T,mes heartily Joins with the q. Q: postss
~ 1ho Michigan Food and Dairy Commissionsr
yU0Anoe Committee Of the Association OF Amen
Dw@fDers IN protecting the public from advertising
~ Any reader having grievance against an aover
- fheoo columns will confer Q favor BY promptly
1G1g ~ same to the pubisher.
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26
BIZ gibson GARDNER.

WASHINGTON, April 26.-Presi'
dent Wilson tells me that he is not
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26
ll(!tjRsRee1&4;;n|ac RocFI4
He Enlightened Casey the JapCaiforna Con- W;it3&I
\ the Whereabouts
WI an Article Of Wearing Apparel Yah
e. Missed by Casey "a u
BY TOM MAY.

BY TOM MAY.
ELL OF greasn brogues? said Grogan tn
grocer. taking SLY the feet OF his customer
FIR whoy?" asked mysthed Casey.
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26
AT A MILLION DOL.
LARS PER POUND

tNrs a soO"o OF
eeTTee'r> srGAk COO Iev
\cA~oT oE So
g NQ.NV6
r.: Bssss5E
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26
BY TOM JACK sNN

BY TOM JACKSON.
What would you do to prove your
lover"
The maiden asked in blushing way.
What would | do?" Then he replied.
I'D buy you beefsteak ev'ry day.
The Detroit times., 1913-04-26

One-fourth of the irrigated farms OF
the United States are In California.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
FUND FOR BLIND
GIRL REACHES S2f4
Five Dollars Is Sent to Times
Office by Patrons of Store
in Northeast.

A little box placed in a prominent
place in Pap" Sanford's cigar store,
at 1908 H street northeast. has been
opened and found to contain S in nick
els, dimes. and pennies. the whole
amount of which has been turned over
to The Times, with the following letter:
Washington Times:
"Inclosed find IS for little Eyelyn's
fund. Please insert in your valuable
paper the following. as am anxious to
get more for the little girl:
Given by the patrons of Pap" San
ford's cigar store, 1908 H street north
east, where he will be glad to receive
any little mite for the little blind girl.
Respectfully,
GEORGE W. SANFORD"
This contribution. which was brought
amount raised for little Evelyn up to
a total of S214B. The contributions from
the benefit to be given by MesdameS
Brahm and Cohen at the two motion
picture houses owned by them. on
Iulv 2S and of the lawn fete which is
10 he given in Lincoln Park on July
s. il is hoped will swell the fund to
xs;n the sum required to send the
hIind child to the Institution in New
Jersey. where she will be cared for
and educated.
q hard working young widow. The
wa shington Branch of the Interna-
,ionaI Sunshine Society has taken
an interest in her future. and Is en-
to raise sufficient money
20 send the child to the institution,
nSbere she will be educated with a
view of making her self-supporting
sbe Is an unusually bright and, in
taresting child, and has responded
readiIy to the rudimentary education
,',Sich the Sunshine Society has pro-
W,ded her through a kindergarten
teacher. ~
J. hones to send the child, provided
nOPpnrh money is Forthcoming. is the
onIv one of it's kind in the country.
pIiId children are educated and cared
fnr IN this school, and are taught
,,or,oms trades and arts which enable
rem TO make a living for themselves
in later Ire
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
Personal Mention.

Mr.. and Mrs. Oettinger, of 1854 Oak
street, will celebrate their golden we'd
ding anniversary at the Hotel Lorraine.
Atlantic City, on July q. Mr.. and Mrs
Oettinger have gone to that resort to
remain for some time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Elgie Wrenn have
been the guests of Mrs. Wrenn's grand
mother. Mrs. P. VI. DuBant, at the
Hotel Carlton, Chelsea, n. ]. Mr.. and
Mrs. Wrenn are now making their home
at 71S North avenue, west Baltimore.
=
Mr. and Mrs. J.. w. Hecinger and
mother, Mrs. B. Hechinger. left yester-
day to spend several weeks at Redgate
Cottage, ocean View. Va.
=
Bert Cohen has returned home after
spending the past two weeks at the
Royal Palace, Atlantic City.
Mrs. Eugene schwab and children are
spending the summer at ocean View,
Va.
Mrs. Goldsmith sigmund and son, of
Pennsylvania avenue, are spending sew
eral weeks at Braddock Heights, Nd.
8
Miss Hortense Rosenthal and LIE Roy
Rosenthal, Of Florida avenue, have gone
to New York for a few days. and from
there will go to Providence. r. l., to
visit their sister, Mrs. /. B. Stone.
-
Lawrence Gassenheimer. of Harvard
street, sails from Philadelphia on Au-
gust 9, to spend some time abroad.
i, Mrs. Abe Lehman and daughter left
yesterday to spend the remainder OF
the summer at the Rudolph, Atlantic
City.
Mrs. L. ]. Brown has Joined her
daughter. Mrs. Philip Brown, for a few
weeks at Boyd's, Nd.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
FOR TIMES, WOMEN WHO WANT TO KNOW
What Is Seen In The Shops

blue, purple. and Americas Beauty para
soils In eight and ten-ribbed frames are
selling at the department store at the
corner of Eighth and Market Space for
$50. They cost originally 50, "a. and ss.
Have you q side porch? II you have,
and have not converted 1t into a read
ing or sitting room. you are overlook
ing very good proposition. With q
cheap rug, few chairs, and an avn
ing or shade. porches are made the
most attractive spot in the home. The
rug Is the most important touch of an,
for IT is the means Of giving the finish-
ing inside" appearance to the whole
porch and Of suggesting comfortable
resting place for a whole lazy summer
afternoon Stenciled mating rugs and
ail-wool fibre rugs are. to be had at
the department store at the corner of
Eighth and Market space for SIS and
A.Ss, respectively. Both styles are 8
by u feet, and are made In quiet tones
The fibre rugs are two-toned browns,
green's, blues, and some mixtures.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
Birth Strike Favored
By German Socialists

BERLIN, July S.-Declaration Of q
birth strike" was suggested at a So
cialist meeting held to discuss the ad-
visibility of general strike as the best
means Of bringing about electoral re-
form in Prussia The father Of the idea
was DR.. Alfred Bernstein, who declared
that most successful pressure would be
exerted on the government II mothers
would announce:
I'VE will bring no children into the
world to become citizens Of this State
unless better rights of citizenship are
accorded -
What the Socialists oppose Is the
three class election system. by which a
poor man has from one one-hundredth
to one -hundredth OF the power of a
rch man. .....
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
President Wilsonand Party Attend Polls
To Witness Productionof Madam Sherry
Secretary of State Is Host
at Dinner at the University
Club Today.

The Secretary of State. who returned
to the Capital yesterday, entertained at
luncheon at the University Club today
senor DR.. Don Eusebio A. Morales.
minister Of Panama, and Mr. Metcalfe,
recently appointed governor of Panama
There were no other guests.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Corcoran Hill
will close their residence In / street to-
morrow and go to Narragansctt Pier,
wi ere they spend some tirle each sea-
son.
+
Count Won Bernstorff. the German am
bassador. has gone to Brookline, Mass,
to visit Mr.. and Mrs. Lara Anderson al
their beautiful estate, Weld, where they
are said to have one OF the most beau
tifui italian gardens in this country.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
vanderbiIts and Baby
In Adirondack Camp

NEWPORT, July 6.-Mr. and Mrs.
Alfred G. Vanderbilt. with Master AL
fred Gwynne Vanderbilt, nurses, maids
and other servants, and several large
cans Of the special milk the child
uses from his exclusive cows at Oakland
Farm. have gone to Sycamore camp, in
the Adirondacks for a few days
Mr.. and Mrs. Vanderbilt had received
cards for the important social affairs
for the weekend, but were forced to
decline. having arranged for a weekend
party In the mountains.
THY go to Long Branch for the horse
show from there.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26

.'You never remember that we have any
feelings at all. I thought We would
show you just how It feels to be wor-
ried as you have been doing US today"
Just then a band struck up again, but
this time It was loud enough to wake
Sam. for he had been asleep ON the
straw behind the cage for half an hour.
and the performance was about to be-
gin. The boy rubbed his eyes and looked
about, but all the animals were quiet
In their cages. Ane9 his clothing had
NOT a grain Of sand on II
FGee," he exclaimed happily, II must
have had a dandy dream--and how glad
1 am that it is a dream after all. 1
tell you 1t was tough being shut up In
a cage and having folks tease you. 1
guess I'll remember after this Just how
animals feel and not make them miser-
able any more" -s
So happy Sam went out to give Ben
a fresh pail Of water, and ever after
he was a changed boy In his treatment
OF animals.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
Would Collect $4,000
As Sobriety Pledge

ST. LOUIS. July ga suit filed by
Mrs. Belle Kinsolving to collect from
her husband, H. p. Kinsolving. $4,000
which he is said to have agreed to for
felt to her If he became intoxicated and
abused her after the date of their
reconciliation has been transferred to
the United States district court. The
Kinsolvings were married January 19,
1906. in Marshall county. KY.
While they were in st. Louis Kinsolv-
ing, who was then postmaster at NAL
den, Mo-, beat, struck, choked and mis-
treated his wife, the petition recites.
Mrs. Kinsolving returned to the home
of her parents. After a separation of
two weeks Kfnsolving induced her to
return to him, signing the alleged con-
tract.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
Steamer St. Johns
To Colonial Beach

The big steamer st. Johns is making
its usual weekend run to Colonial
Beach today. The next sailing will he
al 9 o'clock tomorrow morning for those
who wish a cool sail on the river and
a day at the beach.
All of the amusements are In full
blast, and fishing, Grabbing, salt water
bathing and sailing are provided for
the salt water lovers.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
Two New Productions
Feature Blanche Bates.

~ ONE people think that one of the
most positive signs of refine
N ment and culture is a marked
disinclination for carrying par
cells, or packages, or bundles. Under
no conditions will the elect burden
themselves with even the most trivial
bundle, and the signs in all of the
department stores at Christmas time.
please carry small parcels" is
mute testimony to their remarkable
unwfllingness in this direction. To
save the highly strung temperaments
Of Just such as these. the shopping
bag was invented, and though hor-
rIbly maligned. manages to struggle
along and appear for sale in the
shelves of unquestionably respectable
establishments. In F street. not far
from the corner of Thirteenth, there
is a leather store which sells shopping
bags Of mating, imported from japan
for 25 80, IS, and 50 cents. Each one
is a little larger than the other
or Just a little smaller. 1t depends
upon whether you are packing or un-
packing the nest" as the bundle OF
them, one inside the other, Is called.
Department stores nave ali Oh inc III
dividual characteristics Of little boys
and girls. II one store gets new Tea
ture the others soon follow suit with
some improvement; II one put In new
department, they must all have 1t, ana
the mushroom-like growth OF all OF the
mems departments in the larger stores
has really been most amusing to watch
Some have had them at the start out
all have been improved, and where there
was none, one was installed. A very
compIete mems section occupies a large
part of the first floor of the department
store in Seventh street, between d and
E streets. The quality Of this mems
wear corresponds In every way to the
excellence of the goods in other parts
of this house. Some mems soft shirts,
sizes "A to II, are selling today for soc.
A soft collar in madras to match goes
with each shirt.
Millions Of parasols are bought every
year, the people in hurry run and
nav IS or s. at the very earliest change
of season, but those who have seen
more than one or two. seasons come
around, buy their parasols In the middle
of the summer. and perhaps put new
one aside for the coming year. Green.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
Too Efficient.

j -Editor-We are sorry TO lose your
subscription. Mr.. Jackson. What's the
matter? Don't you like our new poll
tics?
Mistah Jackson-It amt dat. sah;
'tain't dat. Nah wife jes' been an dun
landed a Job o. work foh me by adver-
tisin' In youh burned old papahi
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
Blanche Bates viii Appear in
Two New Productions in.
Coming Season.

~ ESPITE the cry of theatrical
managers who deplore the
dearth OF new plays which win
offer material for their stars.
the coming theatrical season promises
an embarrassment Of riches, according
to the announcements that are being
made by the best known managers. As
Is to be expected. number Of the plays
that the managers have for production
will not be presented this season. ex-
cept In cases Of emergencies, such as
successive failure Of the plays upon
which their hopes have been placed.
A good Barrie season is announced
by Charles Frohman.. Maude Adams
will devote the season to cycle Of
Barrie plays. Following Peter Pam.
she will appear In the new play by
Barrie, which the Scotch author wrote
especially for her, THE Legend OF
Leonora," and later In the season she
is to have another Barrie vehicle In
"The Ladies' Shakespeare, Being One
Woman's Version of Notorious
work" edited BY. J. M. Barrie.
Two New Productions q
Feature Blanche Bates.
For Blanche Bates Mr.. Frohman has
prepared a new play by Barrie called
Half Hours In conjunction with
which Miss Bates viii appear In Stanley
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
His Only Satisfaction.

Smitb-Have you taken in the auto
show?'
Jones-Surei I never miss 'em.
Smith-You don't own a car. Why
are you SO interested? .- i
Jones-Well. once a year / like to
look al a bunch Of 'em I don't have
TO dodge.
The Washington times., 1913-07-26
Maude Adams, Is Furnished
With Cycle of Barrie's
Delicate Work.

Theater, London, and q new rnu.icsl.
comedy by Caillavet and deF1ers are
among the new musical productions
which Mr.. Frohman VIII present this
winter.
Among the Shubert productions WIN
be the new Drury Lane meIodrama.
'Dreadnaught;" another. English meIo-
drama entitled Cheer, Boys. Cheer:''
The Surprises Of He'll" by c. B. Far
nald. and Simon Street. No. Is' By 4
prominent English author. The shu-
berts VIII conduct the farewen Ameri-
can tour Of Forbes-Robertson and Ger,
trude Elliott For the other shubert
stars the definite plans have not been
announced. tx Srsr
: cohan and Harris include IN their.
plays the productions of Seven Keys
to Baldpate," Potash and Perimutter.-
Newly. Married" by Edgar seiuyn.
Raymond Hitchcock In a new musical
play. Porter Emerson Brcvne,s comedy.
80 Per Cent" Irwin Cohbs Back
Home,. Home Ties. "a wonan,s sun
rage play by George Middleton: Douglas
Fairbanks In Cooper Hoyt, Inc.,' ssThs
Brain Promoter" by Edward Laska:
"The House OF Glass' and Mooney
Theatrical Stars Who
VIII Show In Vaudeville.
The productions planned by John Cort
for this year are THE Elixir of YOUTH.
a comedy by Zellah Covington and Jules
Simonson; ''The Nance" comedy by.
Anne Crawford Flexner, and q revival
OF The Ham Tree" with Mcintyre and
Heath. Mr.. Cort win also have two
road companies, in which
Lillian Russell Anna Held, william
Farnum ami other stars win appear.
The Lieblers have announced only two
new ventures for the early part Of the
season. the American tour Of Engiand,s
most notable light comedian, cyrn
Maude. and the production Of George
Irish farce. General
John Regan."
Winthrop Ames win open his new
Gotham Theater with Arnold Bennett's
play Of The Great Adventure" About
the same time the Little Theater WIN
open with "Prunella," by Granville
Barker and Laurence Housman. Mr..
Ames also has in preparation Her
Mark Swan, and ''The Clash" IN excit-
ing drama by a new author, Cyril Went
worth Hogg.
The American Play Company win pro-,
duce a baseball play by Christie
and Rida Johnson. called
Fair Play" Another production Of the
same firm will be Under Cover" .
drama based upon smuggling operations
at the port Of New York.
JULIA MURDOCH.