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The evening world., 1913-12-29

cs irSa pieces. About ~ was wound
borrowed haschet from a grocer mar.
BY ana cut tAis line. Then he Dssed
SYN thS Ilin,sy esass lsek.
When ne raised the la Of the trunk
hs disclosed cheap pillow made o.
sicking ana stS6sl wssh serav. IL
covered tho whole top Of the trunk
lie lifted this and was startled by the
glimpse Of . asaa's leg. The croSd
was peeaaing oioss AbOit him aad coa
hdsnt that ~ had como On . murder
0tAs5ohn aiaope1 the lid Of the trunk
smut aad sent n messenger 90 notify
the police Of the Clinton street station.
By me tsme me patrol wagon With
Acting Captain Cooper Of the Detectives
arrived q cnvwd OF several hundred
MS around the trunk. The news spread
shrSseh S,s neixhbnrhpod like prairie
0rs that some ono had b~en murdered
a~d cVvds followed 70 the stakaoD.
vh~e sfs body was taken and wtaths
Mr. DouGhsrty hurried from essad.
eSAsterA
He Qwssttsned young Feinstein and
thsn sent him out With two detectives
10 search the neighbour ood for some
trace Of the psahcart man or the we'll
dressed stranger. He found Esther
Lemick OF No. 10 Brooms street and
Frasja E,sner OF No. @ Pitt street.
two little girls VINO had seen the men.
and other detectives escorted them
through the naishborhocd. stiii others
went with Mrs- Ref and Mrs. wein-
stein and half . dozen men were sent
O. the market under the Williamsburg
Bridge to inauNe II any pushcart man
had been hired 20 use his cart for car
ryi ing a trunk.
pGDpLER PROBABLY EMPLOYED
~ THE ZEAL MURDERER.
Young Fcinsteln's description Of the
men gave rise to the theory In Mr..
DouOhnrtys mind that the vol dressed
man aions knew OF the murder and
that the pesidi~ had been employed
by him to carry tho trunk without
knowlsdgs OF what II containsd He
ordered the reserves To scatter through
the nsighborhood TO Keep = watch for
athsr OF the two suspectA. but especially
70 learn " % stranger had hired .
pushcArt either In tho regular market
or along any Of the streets.
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HAVANA. psG 1.--it was learned TO-
aAy thas SS.(o0 has bssn stoasa frow ths
Havana branch Of the Rovea .eeak "
nannAa 0seaahlS " aGa0asyeee
The evening world., 1913-12-29
kENTUCKy's PRArRn i.

IFNm the Loshss Iky'I NeHsI
booze, Boalils AMI hallots. speed the
time when the latter Will Oe ever!ast-
ngly divorced from The other I've!
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
MOLINO ITEMS.

There will be preaching at Mt.
Zion church next Saturday night,
Sunday and Sunday night by Rev.
Grimmett of Fulton. All members
are requested to be present Sat
urday afternoon at O'Clock at
the business meeting.
Mrs. Arley WHITEWATER and
little son, of near Rush Hill, spent
several days last week with her
father, o. l.. Woods.
Russell Woods who was i'll in
st. Louis came home Tuesday and
is getting along all right.
Mrs. Lon Heller who was quite
sick is better.
Mrs. Porter Cauthorn entertain
ed her sister, Miss Marine Cow
herd of Mexico, Wednesday night
and accompanied her home Thurs
day for couple of days visit.
Walter Robinson and wife of
Mexico were Sunday guests of his
parents, R. L. Robinson and wife.
Lee Brown and family were the
guests of T. U. Stuart and family
Sunday.
Henry Imam and wife attended
church at Santa Fe Sunday.
Rev. II. B. Banks of Mexico
filed his regular appointment at
Bethel Sunday.
Miss Annie Heller of Mexico
visited home folks here Sunday.
Clyde Marshall moved to the
Pate Cauthorn house IN Moline,
vacated by Elmer UInstattd.
Mrs. Mollie McFaddin and Mrs.
Porter Cauthorn each have new
incubators.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

WANT ITEMS.
Good Farm for rent.
Adams & Son.

Good Farm for rent.
Adams & Son.
Eggs for Sale.--Full blood Buff
Orpingtons. $100 per setting.
j. d. Greer.
For Sale.-Five pairs good com
ing years old work mules. Adj
dress Matthias Crum, Mexico, Mo-
Farm for Rent.-130 acres,
2 l-2 miles from Mexico. Apply
to j. b. Botkin.
For Rcnt.-Farm 100 a. for corn,
75 a. for oats. so a. in grass. Address
p. T. Bruce, Thompson, Mo, r. X. /,
or phone 81 w. Chance.
Watch for Alex Carriers mule sale
the 2Sth of Feb; 60 head; 80 are from
4 to years old, best ever sold in a
sale ring.
For Sale.--12 head yearllng BLACK
face sheep; l work horse, 1 young
milk COW. Four miles northeast OF
Mexico. j. J. Hickman.
For Sale.-10 room dwelling
house. Convenient to the Public
Square. A bargain to somebody
Address Message Office.
For Sale. - Pair Percheror
draft mares; weigh 1900. James
Quinlan, Mexico, Mo-, R4. Tele-
phone Moline. Il
For Rent,--My farm just cas-
of Molino "a mile, consisting oil
house and 80 acres. Call by phone
or write to John j. Heller, Santa
Fee, Mo.
For Sale.-Seed Oats, at my
farm 8 miles N. E. of Mexico
Funk S Great American
(White). Place your order be
fore March LIST if you want it re
cleaned. John c. Bartels, Mex
leo, Mo. r. F. D. No. 4, Boz
7s4. 8
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
OAKLAND STOCK FARM.

Gus Smiley, Of Santa Fe, visited
with 7. T. Harris and family
several days recently.
Joe Mudd and wife are enter
tanning a new baby girl.
Trinity Missionary Society met
the 10Th with Mrs. j. j. Wake
field. There was a good attend
ance. Officer swere elected as fol-
lows: Mrs. F. j. Harris, Pres. ;
Mrs. w. T. Lambert, Vice-Pres. ;
Mrs. Annie Selb, Sec.; Mrs. Mabel
Householder, Treas. Mrs. Arthur
Paulin, agent of Missionary
Voice. Collection and dues 1851.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Hopkins
and family took dinner with f. 7
Harris and family Sunday.
Mr.. Mudd and bride of Monroe
City spent several days recently
with his uncle and aunt, j. j
Quinlan and family.
The Hoover Brothers will move
their saw mill from the Quinlan
farm southwest of Mexico where
they have a yard full of logs
awaiting them.
Theodore Selb sold a bunch OF
hogs last week for eight cents.
Carl billiards. wife and two lit.
tie children, Mary Emma, and
Morris, of Kansas City, and Mrs.
Gus billiard of Mexico visited F.
T. Harris and family Tuesday.
Mr.. Alltide, who has been quite
sick is some better.
Gordon Dowell spent Saturday
and Sunday with Frank Sum
mers.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
QUALITY AND EQUALITY.

Now, how would you like to be
in Washington the Bird and 4thg
Of course we know from past
history about what the great
March 4th demonstration will be
like. But anything oft repeated
pales into insignifcance beside
something new. How we would
like to see that magnificent band
of Virginia horsewoinen. OF
course the success of the pageant
is assured; : any move headed Viz
ginia is bound to be successful
Missouri also will be well repre-
scented. Our Mrs. Champ Clark,
and Miss Genevieve, with their
st. louis guest, Mrs. Lafayette
Ewing, are helping to work out
plans for Missouri's part in the
parade. A historic float, the
women band of Bowling Green.
and the girls band of Maryvillc,
have places prepared for them.
Maryville has raised $500 to de-
fray expenses of the Girls Band.
Blue uniforms will be used with
broad sashes of purple, green and
white ribbon, the suffrage colors.
Fifty thousand women from all
parts of the civilized world will
march under the banner of "Vote
for Women. The parade, in adj
dition to its newness, will present
the greatest demonstration known
in the history of the world on be-
half of womankind. Far Off
Australia has a delegation com
ing. China, Norway, Sweden
all nations where woman s suf-
frage has been adopted will be
represented. Garment workers
thousands weak as well as college
women five thousand strong will
be there. A sight to remember.
B. S.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
Mr.. Lee Dead.

The Message last week briefly
mentioned the passing away on
the 18th inst, of j. w. Lee. He
had been confined to his bed by
illness for a long time. Mr.. Lee
was born near Santa Fee, Nov. "a,
1888. For long time he lived
near Rowena, this county, and
about % years ago moved to Mex
leo, following the dairy business
here for some time. The wife,
who before her marriage was
Miss Catherine Carver, survives
him besides the following chill
dren: Mrs. w. II. Vanlanding-
ham, Santa Fe, Claude Lee, OF
LaSalle, Colo; Milton Lee, OF
Caney, Okla, and ]. W. Lee, Jr.,
of this city.
Rev. w. A. Shullenberger
held funeral service at the home
Thursday morning, burial in Elm,
wood. The following served as
pail bearers: W. N. Boatman
W. H. Turner, j. A. Guthrie, j.
D. Miller, W. Fl. Richie and VIM
Mason.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
Notice of Stockholders Meeting
Of the Ruth Katherine Min
ing Company.
ing Company.

Notice is hereby given that a
special meeting of the stock
holders of the Ruth KatherineMin-
ing Co. will be held at the office
of the company, tO-wit at the
Office of G.. A. Witherspoon, in the
City of Mexico, Mo-, on the 2Sth
day of February, 1913, at 9
o clock a. m, for the purpose of
considering the matter of carry
ing out the terms of a contract
entered into on the Goth day of
February, 1904, between r. S.
Gill and II. S. Seward, or Peters
burg, Virginia; as parties of the
first part, and G. G.. Holland of
indianapolis, Indiana, trustee for
and on behalf Of the Ruth Kath-
crime Mining Co, party of the sec
ond part, and for the purpose of
considering a proposition of G. A.
Witherspoon heretofore on the
oath day of January, 1913, sub
mitted to the Board of Directors
of the Ruth Katherine Mining
Company, and for the purpose of
taking such action on said matters
and on other matters and things
that may properly come before the
stockholders meeting.
c. A. Witherspoon, President.
r. d. Worrell, Secretary.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
LADD0NIA ITEMS.
George Days Sudden Death
Personal Mention.

G. r. Ferris went to st. Louis
Monday on business.
Geo. Day, one of our most prom
inent citizens, dropped dead at
the depot Saturday about II 30
o clock. He had come with some
relatives who were going TO leave
on the II :55 train and had only
been there a very short time when
he fell dead. Mr.. Day was II
years old and a very active man.
He leaves a wife and two sons,
Noah Day lives northwest OF
town and Cheever of this place.
His funeral was conducted at his
home at 2 80 Monday by Revs. b.
G. Reavis and II. b. Rice. The
body was laid to rest in Laddonia
cemetery.
Mrs. j. C. DeLaporte spent the
latter part of last week visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Clyde John
son, near Vandalia.
Mrs. Grover Ferguson went tc
Martinsburg Sunday to visit hel
sister, Mrs. Geo. Stotler.
The debate between Laddonis
and Perry high schools Saturday
night was a victory for Laddonia
They defeated Vandalia higl
school the same week. The ques
ton was, Resolved. That Immi
grafton Should be Further Re
stricted by Literary Test. TIL,
judges were Prof. j. W. Million
of Mexico, Prof. f. S. Conner, SUI
perintendent of New London, anC
Prof. E. p. Street, principal o
Mcmillan, Mexico.
Chas. Stevens, Robt. Ferris anc
Ote Freels shipped mules to ST
Louis first of week.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
Trustees Sale.

/ Whereas, Mason NJ. Creasey and
Carrie b. Creasey, his wife, by their
certain deed of trust dated the 10th
day of February, 1909, and recorded in
Recorders Office within and for Au-
drain county, Missouri, in Book "a for
recording trust deeds, at page l0l
thereof, conveyed to the undersigned
Trustee the following described real
estatate situated in Audrain county,
Missouri, to-wit:
part OF Lots Three (3) and Four
az in Block Eight t8) in the Original
Town of Mexico, Missouri, more par
ticularly described as follows: Begin
at the Northwest corner of said Lot
Four a. and run thence South Forty
i've and six tenths (45.6) feet along the
East line of Washington Street; thence
East Ninety-two and Four tenths (92. AZ
feet; thence North Forty-hve and Six
tenths (45.6) feet: thence West Ninety
two and Four tenths (92.4) feet 10 the
point of beginning and being the same
ground conveyed 10 the said Mason M.
Creasey by William +. West and wife,
by deed dated July 10, 1901, recorded
in Book 81 at page 552 In Office of Re.
corder Of Deeds of said Audrain County.
In trust to secure the payment of
certain promissory note with the in
terest thereon in said deed of trust
fully described and set forth:
And whereas, said deed of trust
provides that If default be made in the
payment of said interest or any part
thereof, then both principal and inter-
est shall become due and payable;
And whereas, default has been made
In the payment of the interest due on
said note and the said note and interest
are now due and remain unpaid.
Now, therefore, l, w. II. Coons,
the trustee named in said deed of trust,
at the request of the legal holder of
said note, will, on Friday, the l4th
day of March 1913, between the
hours of o O'Clock A. NJ. and five
O'Clock +. NJ. OF that day, proceed to
sell the above described real estate,
at public vendue, to the highest bid
der, at the east front door of the
Court House in Mexico, Missouri for
cash, TO satisfy said debt and the
costs and expenses of executing this
trust.
w. II. CooNs,
Trustee.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

Mr.. +. L. Crosby has been as
sured of what the people of this
community think of him as a man
and of his being able to accom-
plish what he undertakes. That
vote of confidence by the Com
mereial Club last Friday was un-
usual-when a rising vote was
called for 40 business men of this
city enthusiastically climbed to
their feet, urging him to
purchase the electric railway.
Now if Mr.. Crosby will take the
road we say give him ample time
to work out every detail.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
Registered Saddle Stations and
Mares, Jacks and Jennets at
:Auction Friday, March
9Th

Hamilton Brothers, of Mexico, Mo-,
will sell 80 registered saddle stations
and mares, 20 jacks and 10 jennets at
their annual sale Friday; March 7th.
The offerings in this sale will include
the best blood of Missouri and Ken
lucky and all of them are fresh young
stuff including number of show pros
poets. If interested write for catalog
and arrange to attend.
HAMILTON BROS,
Mexico, Mo.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

DR.. Conoway, of the Missouri
College of Agriculture, gave a
very interesting talk at the Mex
leo court house last Saturday
afternoon In regard to hog
cholera. We CLEANED from some
things he said that hog cholera is
often originated in a drove of
hogs by giving the wrong serum
your hogs being well and you
wanting them weller, so to
speak. Are we right about this 7
is there a firm somewhere that is
sending out a serum that is
dangerous? But DR.. Conoway
said if your hogs die of cholera.
burn them. Don't endanger the
hogs of your neighbor, and, too,
if the disease spreads it may
make your case worse. James g.
Ford and Marston W. Beamer
brought in three hogs that had
just died of cholera for the dis
secting table and DR.. Conoway
cut up the carcasses before the
farmers assembled and showed
the effects Of the disease in and
on different parts of the body of
the hog. Cholera has killed
hundreds and hundreds of hogs
for the farmers of Audrain coun.
~ in recent months and most any
thing would be welcomed that
would stay the ravages of the dis
ease. DR.. Conoway promises to
be back in a few weeks and with
tie assistance of Farm Adviser
RIsk will attempt to stamp our
the disease in Audrain county.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

Three marriage licenses were
granted from the Recorders Office
here Tuesday. They were ::
Ernest Branstetter and Irene Orr.
of Pike county; Frank Forrest
and Miss Joella Stevison, of this
county, and Archie Jacobs, of
this county, and Miss Josie Bod
kins, of Oklahoma.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

President j. W. Million of Har-
din College has started a move
ment to have the roads of the
North Missouri Cross-State High
way, which pass through Mexico,
dragged ali on one day. With the
cooperation OF President George
Robertson of the northern route,
who resides here, every county
seat and town on the highway
will be communicated with and a
date set for the dragging OF the
roads. This is one of the moves
this route viii make toward secur,
ing the national transcontinental
route in its passage across the
State. Mr.. Million has made &
very timely suggestion.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

p. l.. Hanley has introduced
two resolutions before the City
Council to pave Clark Avenue,
which passed unanimously. One
is for pavement 40 feet wide
from the south line of Liberty
street to the north line of Love
street, and the other for a 20 foot
pavement from Love street to
Orange street.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

James Terry, IA years old, died
in the neighborhood of Liberty
church, northwest of Thompson,
last Monday morning. He was the
father of Mrs. John Davenport OF
that neighborhood. Ed. w. H
Hook of this city held funeral ser.
vices at Liberty church Tuesday
afternoon. We extend sympathy
to the bereft ones.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

Oscar Kent, son of w. l.. Kent
of this city, has accepted the
position as general bookkeeper
for the Night and Day Bank in
St. Louis. Mr.. Kent is qualified
and will make good.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

City Engineer Z. F. Ketter re-
ports 10 the City Council that the
opposed subway under the rail
roads, near the site of the old pas
scnger station, will cost the city
approximately $1,000, In add.
ton it will cost the c. & A. $685.
$50 and the Wabash $26,734.5O
The subway is TO be 60 feet wide
and is to be built of plate girder
or a concrete arch.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
A. Happy Wedding.

Mr.. Craig Mildred and Miss
Eula Brinton, both of whom live
near Benton City, were married
Tuesday, February 20, at the
Christian church by the Rev. w.
A. Shullenberger, in the presence
of few friends. The bride is a
refined and accomplished young
lady, while the groom is one of
the leading farmers of Audrain
county. They will make their
home on a farm near Benton City.
A Friend.
DIR. W. Fl. Hickman, Osteo-
pathic Physician, Pasqueth Bldg.
If.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

Lewis Rice left yesterday for
McFall, Mo-, where he will be a
helper in telegraphy with o. c.
Old, Agent.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

1.-THE merchant and farmer
should meet half way OH a good
road"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27
And How They Shine.

Have you seen the new style in
buggies' Just little early but
call and take a look before buy.
ing.
Ferris & Cauthorn.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1913-02-27

A. NJ. Dyson of Santa Fe is Wis
ting Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Dyson
and other friends of this city.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-25
Uncle Sans
Surplus Gains.

bACIUSlSS VI d4Id-
ma canal and public debt transactions.
This exceeds last years surplus by
$3.50, 900. Panama canal expenditures
OF s41,741 900 and public debt transac-
lions. however, wiped out this surplus
and created a deficit for the year of
-, 149. 900.
Total receipts for the fiscal year
amounted to s723, 49,. 921, while the or
binary disbursements were s6SS.699,-
e92.
The record drinking and smoking of
the American people during the last
12 months brought the government
s309, AIS. 600 In interest revenue re-
ceipts. which was $16,500.000 greater
than in 1912 and one OF the highest
amounts on record. The Peoria dis
trict alone collected s34 .o00,9si, : gain
of s4,132.555
Corporation taxes yielded the gov.
eminent s34,s4S,s7G, or $685.. 100 more
than during the fiscal year 1912.
While custom receipts for the last
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-25
MELISSA WOULD NOT PLAY
HONEY TO A BUTTERFLY.

MRS. Merriwid's maternal maiden
aunt Jane looked particularly know
ing as her niece entered the room,
and her cough, delivered behind three
correct fingers, spoke volumes of in
snslnuation. Mrs. Merriwid, who was
little flushed, but as composed as
Usual, smiled tolerantly in recognition
oT what the cough and look implied
and made herself comfortable ON the
lounge.
Cant fool you. can I, auntie?" she
said.
/ lay no claim to uncommon pene-
tration,, but l had an idea that. you
1ldnt take all that trouble dressing
for an ordinary caller, my dear" she
replied.
Mr.. Wethervane is not an ordinary
caller, certainly agreed Mrs. Mer-
vivid.
Nor was it with an ordinary pur-
pose that he called" Aunt Jane as
serted. You needn't tell me, Me-
-issa"
But I'm aching to tell you," de-
clared Mrs. Merriwid. please listen.
dearie. Mr.. Wethervane proposed"
so | inferred" said Aunt Jane,
complacently. "And you accepted
him"
That's where your inferer slipped
cog and threw the prognosticator
out of gear, darling" said Mrs Mer-
riwid. THAT comes Of slipping into
high too abruptly. Mr.. Wether-
vane is charming man, auntie dear,
but this is one time his charm
didn't work. He is now on his way
to seek surcease of sorrow, so l in
Ter from what he said-some anodyne
or antidote, presumably. At least,
he's on his way. l don't say 1t didn't
cost me a pang, but refusing him
was the only thing I could do to hold
his permanent regard"
ooh, that's 1t, is it?' commented
Aunt Jane.
HE has a record as a butterfly,
dearie,' said Mrs. Merriwid. Ever
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-25

says he with noble dignity and iron
determination. 4 loved one woman
passionately-for her beautiful face,
the classic regularity of her features,
and all that sort of thing, don't you
know. I'm not naturally inconstant,
as you seem to think, but I found in
time that there was something lacking
in her She was beautiful, but mere
beauty was not enough to satisfy the
cravings of my soul. met an
| other
"T don't want to have the appear
ance of hurrying you,' interrupted
him in low, rich tones Of deep earnest
ness, but think get you. Another
was intellectual, but not spiritual.
You loved her madly, but you couldn't
make the temporary organization per-
manent without an infusion of the
| spiritual. Number three was spirit
ual, but angular, number four was
curvilinear, but her dimples couldn't
hold you, owing to some other def
cheney. They all fell a size or two
short somewhere, and it wasn't until
you met me that you discovered the
right combination of loneliness of face
and form and high mentality and earn
est soulfulness and wit and charm and
tact and style and all that sort Of
thing. Having found me, your affec-
tons are anchored unmovably and
eternally. Is that the situation%
Practically says he. You under
stand,- of course, that all the love /
lavished on these incomplete objects
is now concentrated-focus as it
were, upon you Considering that
from a mathematical standpoint you
can easily see how strong my devotion
must be-
cts all right, Mr.. Wethervane,' l
replied, with note of sadness in my
voice. You put up good talk, but
I'll have to ask you to release my
hand. 1t can never be. You are not
wholly Indifferent to me, confess, but
I'm afraid you'd realize in time that 1
am brunette, instead of blonde, and
that my nose isn't tip-tilted, and that
l don't know anything to speak of
about fancy dancing or the nebular n.y.