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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

IN ANSWERING all want ads, giving
a certain number care of The Forum,
be sure to address your answers to
that number, in care Of Forum. This
insure prompt attention.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27
BUSINESS

ONE CHAIR barber shop; good IL
town. 474 care Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

500 ACRES hardwood timber land,
near Mile Laos lake, Mimi, to trade
good neighborhood. Box 465. Austin,
MINI.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED-Band musicians and work.
ing men for small railroad shows an
swer quick to d. n. Meyers, care Show
Casselton. N. p.
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capital to engage in profitable state
rights feature moving picture business
Large returns. Experience unnScest
sary. Address T. Il. Hughes, lax Gast
Seventh ST., st. Paul, Mimi.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED AT OMEGA first class barr
Der; $l7.00 per week., and half over
$500. Phone or write FL. Il, Wahl,
Washburn. N. ..
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

FOR SALE--Large assortment of the
latest designs of wall paper; also.
pure linseed oil AND ready mixed paints
and white lead. Call at Gate City Sup
ply House, 301 9Th street north: j. u,
GraVelle, proprietor; phone 1861.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED-At once, poy for all sum
mer on farm, to milk q couple Of
cows and do other light work h y.
D. No. /. Box 90, Darlington y. y.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. man on Yarn
for season; wages $35 per month;
state age and nationality. Andrew
Bertramson. Edmore, N. d.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

FARGO AUTOMOBILES ana gas enEi-
neeEinG school will give you practical
Instruction.; write 3oe information.
1895 Front IL
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FOR SALE-Must be sold to settle es-
tate; 10-room modern house; gas.
electricity, hot water neat and hard
block from Central high school, ST.
Paul, MINI. Address Barnum, p. Q. Box
ais, st. Paul. MINI. @
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

YOUNG MAN with good education.
desires position as bookkeeper; good
references. Address =. O. Box 166,
Fargo, NJ. D.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27
AGENTs wANTEp.

ENDLESS neckties sell on sight; girl
made $87 in one week; man MADE S2g
In one day; ooks like any stylish
necktie; ties in a different place each
time; wears 30 times as long; patent
ed; write for terms and free sample
outfit. Endless Necktie Co., Gunabel
Bldg. Kansaa city. Mo.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED-Good plain cook for small
three-day stand show Address q.
p. Meyers. care of Show, Casselton,
N. ID.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTEn~-Staady job by barber. WitE
three years experience. Phone Tell
or write Louis PantagiRs b1R Front Ses
Jamestown, N u.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED at once. a competent cook In
q restaurant: and ms shambermaid:
good wages; steady work. Apply to
Mrs, A. l.. Larson. Hansboro. N. u.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED-Two girls over fifteen
years OF age to work in Key City
Laundry.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

GIRL for general nousawork; small
family good wages. 1912 18th sc
north.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED-About 10 or IL room house
or large fat near town at once. I'll
10th street north; phone 1850.
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wANTED-Girl for general house.
work; no washing or ironing. Apply
Mrs. J. D. Farrand, 1928 North Broad
way.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

fha Scandinavian, Finnish and Ger
mar languages lgets along also In
Englfsh1s wants ppositton; salary rea-
sonabIa. Address Hastig, 612 Front
ST. Kennedy's hotel.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WARTED-Competent woman cook fol
small hotel; $40 per month. Hotel
Northern, Edmore, N. L.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WAMTEn--Position to run any kind
az steam engine. either in Minnesota
or Dakota; can run steam paoM @ ny
o. Paulaon, Detroit Mimi.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED-A position as gas traction
engineer; four years experience Win
Bfg Four; state wages when Wratlng.
Albert Robinson, Cakes, ~. ~.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

GIRL WANTED for general house.
work; small family; no cooking; nc
boarders and 40 roomers; good wages
VIM. ellis, 1113 First avenue south.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED-Two girls, one for day
shift and one for night shift; also
cook; none but first-class need apply.
Howard Cafe, Moorhead.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

FOR SALE or REET-New grocer,
store. III Sixth avenue north. Fargo
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED-Girl for general housework.
Address Mrs Q. Simonson, AL Sth
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

COMPETENT girl for general house
work. Mrs. G. H. Reineke, yelling
ton aat, No. 3.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WILL sell for cash or trade for build
ing lot in Fargo, a set OF meat mar
ket fixtures almost complete; cheap II
taken at once. 533 care Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

GAS TRACTOR engineer wants posi-
ton; I. II. c. mogul type; ave months
experience at and recommended by the
I'll. ii. Tractor Works. Chicago. Adj
dress 528 care Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

wANTED-Posltion by male steno-
rapher rapid and accurate. willing
to begin or low wages. S03 Eleventh
street north
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WANTED-Lady cook; also dining
Thayer, Glenburn, N. D.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

WILLOW RIVER-British
new town of Importance on Grand
Trunk Pacific. For free information
write today. Pacific Lane 81 wns
Co, Is Richards street. vancouver b.
c. Agents wanted.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

FOUR-ROOM fiat with bath room, over
Az Broadway: none but respectable
parties need apply. Apply Hadeland's
Grocery store.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

observation-disclosures; three in fam
! y good home and wages. Apply 81
18th street north.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

G12L-For general homework; good
wages. Small modern cottage, 1909
Fifth avenue south; phone 1O65-L-2.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27
WANTED no RENT HOUSE.

WANTED TO REET-Modern six-room
house. Phone 2558.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

PAINTERS WANTHD-At once to
work for 40c per hour; open shop.
Wahpeton Decorating Co.. Wahpeton.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

drawer cabinet OF type; L smashing
press; l. 30-inch cutter, two blades; /
mahogany glass top office desk, ETC.;
only used, short time. Write L. P. Mel
sen, Box 135, Valley City, n. d.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27
POSITIONS wANTnD--nrALE

WANTED-Position in bank by July
is: business college education; can fur
nish references. $50 care Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

FOR sALE--Meat market; reasons for
selling. Mrs. ]. w. Hornaeck, EDGE
ley, N. d.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

FOR RENT-Flat over Dakota Coffee
house; three rooms, toilet and
bath. Address j. F. A. F., Fargo Fo-
rum Composing room.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

LAW LIRRARY--A, good working law
library OF nearly 1000 volumes, Of
fee furniture and law practice for sale
at one-half value. Inquire of A. Rob
erts, so Broadway, Fargo, N. d.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

PRINTER wanted by July to take
charge of county office; state wages.
Address Dispatch, York, N. d.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27

FOR SALE-Book cases, library table,
rocking chair, kitchen cabinet, kitch-
en- stove for wood. gas stove, Roaud
Oak heater, lawn mower, etc. 915 9Th
street south.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18
en- farlis Streif.

Sra afron, Ohio, tcIclraferes Scr
i3bc Warts: Sper 100 9nrgere be.
oGbueoe meG asacr % nlbre Sonno,
poa6cn biitoo ioag ToIitiet meo al
o~pretholoe Sroenen / Habolaqet al
De itore Hubberiabrifcr, bpor Ser or
robrllbt Streif.
Slerc 9orgcre bill bli togne / 30.
Iitiets Sjeneite imorgcn. 6unore6er
az Iutomobilcr CT blct ltiqeoe nj
Wnnoi9beherneS SlcueIte. % Toli.
tiet CT bercbt Ill at msbc ethuert pua,
fommeubc 5iliplbc.
Get or Den ungioctaliitiifc sSor.
cntng. &c Iaafnlbtc "r~Snouitriul Wor.
fcrs Of tie @orlo", iom bar iaaet
Strcifcn iitanb, % "a DC tror pac
Sabotage OF on6rc nol6'ommt
anmpmiolcr. er Situationeu megc,
alporlig.
Man irngtcr Tor. al oct MI brnot
los FOR Hluor. nnar Crganiiotioueu:
6ercr, u. :. SapDoo@ fommer ii
9pcu imorgen.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18
Oper Papet / 3auon.

Sra Nfihpnufcc, @is.. meoocleS
Den 130e Marts. Gn tioligere Mtl.
monfecmnnb, rSoieph $, gr1icfer. ionn
iortiocn trpiier Sorbereoelicr I'll eli
@ollouirro oper atldnterhanet, 'fal
life pile benptte CT itprbart Siiitiftb,
men Ell iorbebret @aSballon. Ienne
Splnsnilla er meobelt al hons Su.
itrli, lom iortioen or paa geisg beri
0pen.
grucferS Sober bar / lin Sio Nc.
bafter for ct giab | Dianrilc, @is.
Ssnner CT M ell rig Snbrifant
aicl, 3piflano % er lterft intercSie,
RET / Sititiporteu.
Sislae NtrS. Sriicfer pil henbeS
Wono / ben nprneite sSremtio beai.
be liz til Sen @eit, Slorioo. b%poriro
Reiicn oper Sopct lfnl bcgpnoes.
Sart agier at bragg nilteb Den lite
April. % hons isritc Stoppeiteo bin
DC fanariife Ger.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18
1ntereslant Olefuno.

Sra Chicago bcrcttcs ben 1899
bS.: st bsiit merfeIi1t Sumo blen FOR.
le0en 9iort peb ll~Oarapriugen al Ell
mil1hIt 300 Iar qnmmcI inbidnif
Grabbing | Saitcocf Gnurtp. let par
ell rnnlcrif cler arGlf Nturt, Iou al
6inoercn z. W Scncpc, scr er anint
peb 8ran GilbliihinQ Sonic / Chico
90, bIcp Icnot til Sen bcrpnIt Slc.
~qronifcr DIR, isllfrcO Gmcriou pco
Gbicago aunitmuiGnm.
DR.. Gn1erIon erflTrebe, at ban al.
orig bapbe ieet nogen iiig Munt isr,
men at ban ontog, at ben ifrcp liz ira
Sioen mcllem 800 Mar ier % $50
Nar otter 9briiti sSshiel.
Slirlbet err imiblerti0 al opermaos
De itor @etpbning, ibet oct nen1lig
tpber paa en- iorbiitoriif sSorbinoelie
meo oct am~erifaiifc Sentiment isr
oettes SpDagcIie al hpioe 5oIf, cGTcr
at Wnntelt cr blct tobt al Ell al &c
tibIiaite Spbaaeliesreiieroe % faloi
/ S%noiauerncs @pirber. Set er imio.
lertib p~nnifcli9 at f%oritan. bnorIeoea
logen al biSIc Spoagclic&reiieuoC
fun0e pGrc / 8eiiobelie al Ell Wfpnt
iom ollercoe bn maotte uGre opel
1000 Iar aamnrel.
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Sremlfriotspartie

Sra Ebilnbclpbio, 90, tclegro'c.
res bcn 13oc Wdrts: 5heoborc Hpp.
ieoclt bolbt / Nften unbCr itor @e-
geiitring Ell Gale / oct herpTrcuOc
SperabuS, Der unr iplot til Srpng.
lei. s lin Cole, ser blco bolot / @r.
lebning al Den ierite oarIige Sonic
renee al Srelnifri0tspartiet5 Silbpn.
gere / Tenniplpauia, paapeqtc ban
Nsbuenotgbeben al en- arl,n0tg Or
sanitation al Gortiet, ipccieIt nlpo
bet Maal for 2ie at u0brcoc aun0.
ifab ON De Sbccr og Erii1ciper, Der
banner 8runOloget for Eortiet3
Ylatiorm.
Foa Iar5mebct, ser bar iprNeles
talrigt beis9t blcp Eartiet5 iorifiels
lige Eroaromiaqcr inb9onrn0e biIfus
teret al forificaigc bpgtigc Solcrc.
Wcolemmcr al S~algfoacgict fer.
ira Staten, iom itcmte paa Rooicpelt
ior Er9iioent. % Serene FOR @aib.
in1tonpartiet, Ser foreItoo hons
@olgfnmpagne beri Staten, or irems
ragcnbe 5aftorer / 9eprgeIien. hois
5ormaal er at uc0li9eboloc Bartlett,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18
6upernor.
pr0tenoenter

IRA 2ittle Rocf arfanias, telegra.
ieres Ben ABE Warts: 30 Stots
ienatorer gioroe igaar Sorbring paa
8uoernsrembeoet % bar inorettet iig
aontorer / Gopitolbpgningen.
Otter @uuernsr Soiepb Z. Hobir.
ions Reiignotion forrige 2srSag
opertoges Gm6e0et iislge @run6los
pens 9eitemmclic al Senatsprpii.
oenten, Senator y. y. SlobunL ga
man / Staten @rfanias ineen 8ice.
gitnernsr bar.
Monbag pnl5te imiblertio Sena.
tet Seuator Sobn ID. 5utrea iii gu.
pernsr. % berue began iis itrar I'll
8~uuernsrens aorttor og forlangtc, al
Slbbam uiortspct ifulbe paffc lam.
men. Slbbam nGateoe imiolertio al
eiterfomme bette 6orlaneenoe, ioei
ban benpiite iii 8runolopens ge.
iremmelie, bporpo1 6utrea efoblerebe
SopeSfparter ! Senatsprqiioentens
3ontor, og besge iorisser M at 90.
miniitrcre Statens afi9rer.
Guoen paa Striben pil rimeliapis
bli, at ct ipecielt 9upernsrpalg blir
~iororonet.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18
6rieomann / CANADA.

Sra Sttaipa, Ontario, t%eleardiercs
oen 12te Marts: Or. Srieoerit =.
Sriebmann ira Berlin forflareoe
ibag for oen fanabiife SCREENING iii
Slt6erfuloiens 9%efipmpelie lit npc
SGringsIerun1.
San iortolte, at ban hapbe au.
oenbt % 4ar meb Experimental for
at finoe ct Silberfulin, iom life par
giftigt eaer iarligt at annenoe, OF
at ban, ba bette bar lpffebeS. isrIt
bapoe annenot bet pao iig ielp, Ser,
nPlt paa 70 SGringspatienter % ilut,
telig iom eft prPpelltipt Miooel poo
iunoe Born, iom lepeoc / titberflilrre
SmgipelIer. Get hapbe / aQe Eli.
fPlber pitt Jig ufarligt. mems bei
iomtibig / ale Sili9loer, iom life
allereoe par baableit. itrnr bapbe
bdpt en- gunitig Sirfnina.
Sorat uorpobe Srberfuloien CT
oct. forflnrebe ban, life olene nsb.
penbiet at belbrebe Se Spge, men %.
iaa at beifptte De fommenbe @ere,
rationer MOB Smitte pco 9afcina.
ton.
Sm harbe bihtil, forialte ban
p~afcinerct $50 Bern / alOcren fro
nogle iaa Elmer til 3 Aur. gnc
bisie lepeoe | iterft tprirgsimitteoc
Omsiuelier o. iterft uoiatte ior
Smitten. Men ifisnt mango al oisiC
@afcinationer fnuot Steo FOR oper
II Mnaneoer iioen, er BOG gsrnent
iriife % fri for ebuert Spmptom pac
airteIipge eler Sitberfuloie.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18
en- ny G~inoebeitieer.

Sra Sairbanfs, Ilaifa, tele9rafc.
res ben 14be Warts: gn Wisiioupr,
8. Stucf, en- Irfibeafon / Den cpl
lfooale Strife, forlob i9aor ianlmen
meb ire 2eoiagere 6oirbnnfS forat
eipre ct 6orisg paa at beItige Wolrnt
Mcainlep.
grpeoitionen er goot i,brllitct %,
bl. a., foripnet meb pioenifabeliae
Snitrllmenter, ncb &iGlp al bpilfe
man baobcr at fur1e beItcntme 6iel-
bets nsiagtige Ssioc, Der hiotil bar
prret aniIaaet til 2O,5OO SOB. San
baaber at fiirne naa Soppen omfrinJ
ben lite Wai.
Grpeoitionen agter at felgc Sen
iamne 8ute, iop 5bomos 2lopo ber,
al 9pen fulgte / 1910, og iom ogion
8rofesior Serifel Barter ira Hep
Yorf og @elmore 9romn ira Tacoma
tog / 1912, ba 6e naneoe 90 I'll en-
Ssibe al Blot 200 SOB ira Soppen.
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Dilhelm Kras 900.

st telegram ira artitinnia mco'
oelcr, at Gigteren SilbcIm aroa /
Sreoa15 uilif ueo Isocn ocriteos, II
Iur gammel.
Tilhelm gn0reas 8ercl5 arag onr
isot | ariitionsiuno / 1871. Nnn bIeu
Stuoert i 1890 og nllereOe Aaret e.
ter ubquu ban lin Ieritc Iiqtiomlinq
iom qioroe mcgen 2pffc. 9oaoe ira
Sormcus % fSloholbctS Sioe ito0
benne Eocii ! mar 6orbinoeIic mes
oauif 9igtntng. iGrlig =. I. Snco6.
len o. Grad)mann. : Troio parie.
reoes Iiatenes Stemnirg | "Hat"
Iom u6fom / 1892 og | @ucuturora4
maet "Geiter / gIaaiieloet" glanOt
aragS mango 9iatimnliuger gan.
ge ira Spoen", Sine 9igte", "Nor-
&c" % "Ieitlanoapiier" itaor De ito.
tie hoieit. Gn intuf SufceS opnaae0e
arag meb i'm itemningsiuloe Gndfter
De gamles Saileaiteu". III hans
sorige 9raInaer maa nPones Zen
iibite Sag, "Sipet Ell seq, GAN.
gen ON Tlorens" oa ~9albeuin5
grplup". bporai oct iioite bor op.
naaet talrige SpiereIier. RIaubt
bans tnlrige Sortpllinger og sfil.
bringer fremhGoes "Siempe". Sen
alaoe Ssitnont". "Radel Sirsmme"
Ora De lane Snier". "Sbea Muric"
"Solmerue Be graz. "SarSrinas'
mnno". "1et blaa Srpggerbus" %
~Silius og Naarten", ion uofom nj
iibite Siil.
Srn 1908 iii - par Rrag Gbei for
gfatioualtentret / artitiaria. Siben
han iiior iratraabie berue Stiairg
bar ban poret fnpttet I'll :. aihe.
boug & Sos itore SorlagSiorret-
ming. 3igterea lbomas arag CT
hans Sror.
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Smuelernes
Drowning 900

Sra Sos almaeIcs, Gal,, beretteS
Den t2te Wiorts: Mrs. gtbeI San,
alminoelig fienot mroer 3ilnaunet
"SmugIcrnes Gronuing", iom til
bragte ct aar / Gouutpipn9ilet Tor
Smllgleri, er ioog uignoet peo %.
Ben pau ct al 9peus Noipitaicr.
Rc1ierinoenS &ol>mnftionGrcr
fortpler, at bun par ben leheroe
Nono / Ell al gonOc al Smuglerc,
iom brcp eli inobrlnacubc Iorrct.
Ming meo at imnaie aiueicre oocr
8rGnien ira Wcrlco
Mrs. Saa bar bare % Mar gam.
mel. Ser forelno ueh hen6c1 0eb 10
SiltalebeIlutninaer moo hen6c.
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Or0bt at 1noianerne,

Sra G~oroopn, 9unifa, t%ele9raicrc5
ocn ti0e Wart5:
Charles &. 9ombcrief, 90 Ior
gammcl, Der bar Goitierer melerr
@ol0 Ban % gtuibagaf, % iont por
oct cneitc bnioe Dtenneife poo DC
aonter, cr, iislge q, ueton mobtaact
McobcIclie iornpIis bIeuet orPbt al
,Nn6ioncrne. llnitco StutcS Nfar.
ibol Guuanouab / Hofucf bar ioaet
SrOre til ar d%nitiIle nprnere lluber.
isQelIc al Saaer.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18
oeuoe Misforhol0, iom i~larcIt NIT
lig bpr ioi9pnes.

gu Iianenoe, men efter Ell laltgt
Itgrre Waoleltof u~barbeioct Ela1t or
ubflpffet / acknowledgements. ZEN
oreier Jig nemlis ONT lntet nttltore
elo at fire Senlotraterne DC 3d.
GOO treble % ficroe alaSieS Bolt
meiterembeoer, iom FrPitoent Soft
ieate at bcpore for Hepublifanerne
peo at title Dem uuber Gioil Ser.
pice.9opens @elfpttelie,
Sgiaa berue Tlan er poer't hurt
ubtpnft. Set er life ben me DC
partcnlentShei, Scr. 9urleIouS Sen.
iigt at annlooe Er9iioent @il'on
pnl at Iloa Ell Strcg pper Safts
Grcfutiporore; @ilion piloe rinte-
Iigpis life gisre bet. 3erimoo oil
Wr. @urleion iore'loa, at allc btsie
oienuonrputc cllcr npubnGpnte III.
timber al Foitmeitre ifol unoerfaitc
fig Ell 9ipil Serpice. Granrer, Der
ieIpfel9elig ogiaa piloe Itoa aaben
for allbre.
On Frriioellten fllnoe formaoeS
til at prlge ber ieritnronte llbpei,
piloc Suiil1ber al Toitmeiterembcber
itrar bli biiponible; pGl0eS Den
iibitnppntc, pil inlialo Gemofroter
hare liqeina 9obc Gbancer iom Dc
republifonife Snbebopcre al OiSic
Gnlbeoer - % bel iaa BET.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18
8ernharot facet

Sra Cos NngelcS, Gal, mcloes, at
SEN nerbensberentte frarife Sfllc.
ipiqerinoc Sarab 9ernharot Den
12te os. por fonlmet tilifabe oeb Ell
Iittomobilulpffc.
Sun par paa &eicn til Cos Inge.
les ira 0enicc, bpor bum IapOe 3iuct
en- MISUNDERSTANDING, bd benoeS Iilto.
mobil folliberebc mco Ell ippr
"Srllcf" .alttomobitc.
WaIfinen, hitn fisrte /, bleu iterfi
ramponeret % 'clp iif bum flere 8e'
ifnbigelier. Sitn forprcb begge Irf.
fer og forilog it9 / Stniigtet, men Ell.
lers Hap bun belSigt ira bct.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18

FOR Setne, men ffitloC Settc piIc iig at
bore Silfrltet, piIoc BET utoioliomt
reildtcre len eieblitfelig NebiGttelle
al Suesfanoleus Sariiiotier.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18

eeIilg al Sen a~ncrifdnifc Rsbc
aorS Screening rptfeoc Itrar efter
rner @rGnlen iorat tage iig al De
Saareoc FOR bc0ae Si6er.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-03-18
gil rciurmere Socrbnief

legram ira Sonoon ~ureSbeler, ar 8e-
neralpoimeiter 8. 6. Sauuuel urber
Sebatten / ~llnoerbuiet / forrtse ltse
ontpSebe, or BET bar Hesierirsers
Seniigt / oenne ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
at ireml9gse e. Sorilus ON en- Sm-
faliatrins al Sperhuiet, San erflr,
reoe. at MISUNDERSTANDING piloe
BIZ i~ierr,et ira Ger me aamnrer. 90
ut aumrct FOR ale Sioer oil bore
berepet lit abiolute @yto.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1913-11-28

That your girls are not boys and
are not therefore filed with a con-
Stunning ambition to play football.
That your boys are not girls and
will not therefor tax your digestion
later with the nice little things they
have learned to make at cooking
school.
That up to date none of the avia-
tors have fallen down through your
Chimney fiue, filling your drawing
room with yells and SCOT.
That, thanks to the butcher having
refused you further extension of
credit, that particular bill won't grow
any bigger.
That, having during the last year
lost the last remnant of your hair,
your hpillary attractions have at
last ceased to fall out.
That, your joy riding chauffeur
having reduced your $4,000 car to
scrap iron, you are relieved of a
$4,000 annual expense in maintain
Ing him and 1t.
That, whatever else happens in the
way of draining your pocketbook,
you won't have to draw check for
the payment of your own funeral ex-
penses.
That your well beloved wife con-
'5iders her new winter hat a dream
pnly tread softly lest you both wake
eip when the first of the month brings
Ehe whistling postman to your door
with sundry requests from the little
nilliner.
That, having remained a poor, OBJ
scure nonentity all your days, there
8 no temptation for any mean spirit
I'd, envious person to try to pull you
Town off your pedestal and prove to
9osterity that you didn't know a bean
when you met one.
E That, not being a woman, you
ont have to wear hobble skirt to
Grip you up when you go walking i'm
ublic or carry your car fare in a
mall portemonnane inside a pocket
look, inside a wallet, wrapped up in
handkerchief, inside a chain bag,
nside your muff.
That, not being a man, you don't
ave to smoke cheap cigars, pretend
lg that you like them better than
hose made Of real tobacco, or think
p foolishly tansnarent explanations
pr having stayed at the club until 4
clock ihJthe morning.