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The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
HAVE YOU TRIED THIS?
e,,,oIe Prescription Said to Work
~. Wonders for rheumatism.

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~, has been we'll known to the
=, ls'Id doctors for years as the quickest
best most reliable cure obtainable for
i.hnsa,,matism ina and backache; 1t has been
snsSdIshed here for sest several alsv winters and
num- n. short time. From your drug
! T. u get one ounce Of Toris compound
gs' g. original sealed package) and one
Qn Q.oa w. of syrup of Sarsaparilla com
ounrd Take these two ingredients
gou,e pousOia and put them into a half pint Of
noISiI nooS whiskey. Shake the bottle and
sIoa s,o tablespoonful before each meal
take at bedtime" Results come the
snst sn% day. II your druggist does not
sa,s nave Toris COMPOUND , in stock he will
sa1e s,me patent medicine instead of this.
,usst suss on having the. genuine Toris
elocmnpound in the original; one-ounce.
Globe Globe Pharmaceutical laboratories of
chicago.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
incompetent GeorgIe.

Little George was six years old and
the family was much interested in
having him start to school, but he in
sisted that he was not going.
One day his grandmother said to
him: George. you are going to
school with sister this winter, aren1
you?"
No, grandma. I'm not going to
school at all. can't read, nor I
can't write, nor can't sing, and I'd
like to know what good I'd be al
school,"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

ed to the needs OF every member OF
the family. 1t is pleasanttasting.
mild and non-griping. Unlike harsh
physics 1t works gradually and in Q
very brief time the stomach and
bowel muscles are trained to do their
work naturally again, when all medt
cines can be dispensed with.
You can obtain bottle at any drug
store for fifty cents or one dollar. The
latter size is usually bought by fam
lilies who already know it's value. Re-
suits are always guaranteed or money
will be refunded.
II no member of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you
would like to make a personal trial
Of it before buying 1t In the regular
way of druggist, send your address
"a postal will do--to DR.. w. B. Cald-
we'll, 203 Washington ST., Monticello.
H., and free sample bottle will be
mailed you.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
FuIIer's Earth,

Fuller's earth, SO named from its
earliest use in fulling wood, is a
rather rare, soft, frabe rock whose
value depends altogether on its tex
lure and its fltering and absorbent
properties 1t has no definite compo-
sition. mineralogically, its physical
properties rather than a chemical an
alysis determining its commercial
value. F'uller's earth vas first pro-
duced in the United States in the
early nineties.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
FRESH EGGS AT 27 CENTS
Philadelphia Women Make Big SLASH
in New Food Crusade-Are only
Two Weeks Old.

-, Philadelphia, Pa.-The Housekeep-
ers' league OF this city, which recent
" brought about reduction in the
mice of storage eggs, began another
crusade the other day, placing on sale
"strictly fresh eggs" for q cents
dozen. The eggs, 1t was said, are
western, southern and nearby, ana
none more than two weeks old"
They are sold from seventy-hVe sta-
tions throughout the city. The price
ia reduction of about IL cents from
the previously prevailing rate. "
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
Compromise.

Senator Fletcher of Jacksonville,
apropos of the recent peace confer
ence in London, said:
Such conferences usually end in a
compromise, and the people con-
cerned depart homeward with sour
smiles.
"A compromise, you know, has
been accurately described as an
agreement whereby both parties get
wtrat they don't want"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
FAR BETTER THAN aUININE.

Elixir Babek cures malaria where
qulnine fails, and it can be taken with
impunity by old and young.
Having suffered from Malarious Fe-
yer for several months, getting no re-
lief from quinine and being completely
broken down in health elixir Bnbek'
effected a permanent cure. William
+. Mari.
Elixir Bnbek, SO cents, all druggists, or
klocZeWski 4 Co.. Washington, DC. ADV.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
Job for a King.

st. petersburg.-ExKing Manuel OF
Portugal has found job. According
to the Russian newspapers he has
bought and will run a hotel at ShunK-
su in southern Crimea.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
Sure.

Don't you think that we should
have more elastic currency" asked
the Old Fogy.
It's elastic enough" replied the
Crouch. Why don't they make 1t
more adhesive"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

eorrects constipation. Munyon's Paw. Paw
Pills are tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken;
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
It. Price IS cents. All Druggists.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
Credit and "Confidence" !"

First Bank Ofticial--I just loaned
Bulger $4,000 on his business.
Second Ditto-ls his business good
enough to warrant it?
Sure! He showed that he was
employing over fourteen hundred chill.
dren. Life
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
G0NSTIPATI0N

Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are unlike all 9TH
er laxatives or cathar-
tics. They coax the
liver into activity by
gentle methods, they
do not scour; they do
not grippe; they do no,
weaken; but they do
start all the secretions
of the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
he Kind,

This head work Of yours Is some
thing of tax isn't it?"
Yes; something Of poll-tax"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
Surely a Good Cook.

MIS- Champ Clark was engaging a
new cook. The applicant, a nice
ooklhg woman, made a fine impress
s'on on Mrs. Clark. After the usual
Weiimlnary questions, the speaker's
wife asked:
Gan you really cook?"
Can cook" exclaimed the appli-
'ant' i should say | can cook"
but are you a good cook?"
Am | good cook" echoed the
woman, Il go to mass every morn
ns' The Sunday Magazine.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
Too hastY,

'Dggs can dash off epgrams with
out moments thought"
That's just the way they sound"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
Sometimes They Are Stnien

After all, you ought to buy an
auto"
Buy one, child? That would be
difficult. But might try to get one"
--Meggendorfer Blaetter (Munich)
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
Just to Prove It.

"pa, what is undying love?"
"Thats the kind the gink has who
.hoots himself dead when he is re-
,ected."
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
40 years ago. They regulate and invigorate
stomach, liver and bowels Sugar coated
tiny granules. ADV.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

in the world than it is to be an easy
one.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces intamma
tion,allays pain cures wind collie ,5c bottle Adv
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

when you have lawsuit to lose
you can afford to hire a cheap law
Yer.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

~, Only One "BRoMG OUININE"
INA tnat Is LAXATIVE BROMO OUININB Look
IN one sne signature of TO- w. GROVE. Cures Cold
WIG Lay, Cures Grip in Two Days. sc.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

ITCH Relieved in 80 Minutes.
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds OF
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

Stealing away from bad company Is
!ustifiable larceny
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

Platonic love is good deal like
a gun that you didn't know was load
ed.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
PILES CURED

PILES CURED IN g TO IA DAYg
Your druggist will refund money IL PAZO ONT
MENT fails to euro any of Itching, Hind
Bleeding or Protrudng Piles In 70 IA days. 5IcAI
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
Jumped the Track.

And Zens turned Niobe into a
ctone.'
Did they have motor cars in those
days, dad?"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
s,nor4an, .o Mctt,ers
Result.

"Tll hurl the insult back in that
fellows teeth
Then he'll have to eat his words. y
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

Inc best cure for kleptomania may
De arrest cure. . g
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

Proof.
ls Isabel going to a beauty doc
can't you tell she Is by the way
Sne Is changing countenance?'
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old STANDARD GROVES TASTEL LESS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taxing
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle
showing 1t sslmpiy Qulnine and Iron in tasteless
form. and the most efrecual form. For grown
people and children. 30 cents.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

Agreeing With Her.
81 was fool whel | married you
"Yes. and you married fool"
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13
,1SE ALIENS FOOT-EsSE.

the Antscptc powder to b. shaken into the
shoes for tired aching feeA. 1t takes the sting
out OF COINS and bunions and makes walking
n delight Sold everywhere. Csc. Re fuse sub
stttItes For FREE trial package, address A.
& Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y. ADV.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

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The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-02-13

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The Nevada County picayune., 1913-02-21
0BI BITUARy

John RoWn was born at Son. mersetshire, England, December 1886, and died at the home of his son, Albert near Rosston Ark ansas Feb. 3. 1913.
 Mir. B0Wn came to CarlinviIa Ill. when he was twenty years of age. He spent the rest of his life, with the exception of five years in Kansas and one year in Arkansas, in Macouipin III.
 In the year 1861 he was united in Matrimony to c h a II 0 e Santell, who died 1898. To this union were born ten children. Three died in infancy, the rest who lived until of age. Namely, Mrs. Clara Thompson who died in the year 1907, Mrs. Emma Wison who died in the year 1905, Mrs. Mary Bowling of Conner III. Mrs. Matte Walker of Montrose Colo Samel Bown of Carlinville H., and Albert BoWn of Rosston. There were twenty-three grand children and eight great grand children. He has h ost. of friends and relatives.
 Mr. Bown served turee years and ten months in the Civil War from 1861 to 1864 in the 18th Illinois Cavalry and was honor ably discharged at Eaten Rogue, La. He united with the Congre- gational church in 1860 at Ches- terfeld and remained constant member until death. He died happy in the Faita which he pro- fessed, He sang just before he died, T love to tell the story. He died surrounded by friends and neighbors who did all that loving hands could do to comfort his dying hours.
 J. F. w.
The Nevada County picayune., 1913-02-21
UNKNOWN PLtADER FOR RURAL CARRIER

A contribution to the Wiscon- sin Agriculturlst, weekly pub- lication that has an extensive cir culation among the rural popu- lation of the northwest. publish ed, in a recent issue, the follow ing plea for the rural carrier:
 Don't expect the mail carrier to do more than what Uncle Sam says is his duty, when you are not willing to do even as much as Uncle Sam expects of you to do. Don't expect him to pick up loose coin when the weather is cold. just because he may have some times accommodated you in the warm weather by so doing Don't expect the mail carrier on days when you would postpone a trip to the city because you are afraid of the snow drifts. Don't expect the mail carriers team to make twenty-four miles with the snow up to the neck-yoke, just because you may have plunged a big blow team two or three miles miles into town and back.
 Don't expect the mail carrier to break the roads when you don't think it worth your while to do
The Nevada County picayune., 1913-02-21
STOCK RAISERS ASSOCIATION

The County Judge has appoint ed the following delegates to the stock Raisers Association which will conyenein Little Rock March 10th:
 J. V. Hulse, Emmet.
 Tom Garland, Emmet.
 M. w. Greeson, Prescott.
 A. A. Gordon. Prescott.
 Guy N. Garner. Prescott.
 H. V. Scott, Prescott.
 Sid Purtle, Prescott.
 J. A. Woodul, Mt. Moriah.
 John Adams, Emmet.
 This meeting of those who are interested in stock raising in Ark ansas was called by John H. Page Commissioner of Mines, Man. etc. and is step in the right direct ion and should be attended by ev- cry one that can possibly go.
The Nevada County picayune., 1913-02-21
WARNING ORDER

Before w R. Dewoody J. P. Union Township, Nevada Co. Ark. E. l.. Meador Plaintiff
 VS
 Bettie Weaver Defendant The defendant Bettie Weaver is warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff, E T. Meador This the 18th day of Feb. 1913.
 w R. Dewoody, J. P.
The Nevada County picayune., 1913-02-21
ITCHING PILES
J F. W.

l want you to know how much good your Hunts Cure has done for me. I had suffered with Itching Piles fifteen years, and when was travelling through Texas a man told me of your Hunt s cure. got a Soc box and it cured me.
 John Bradley, Caney, Kans.
The Nevada County picayune., 1913-02-21

1t. It is you who will miss the mail, not he. Don't sit in the house and wait until the mail IS stalled before going out to help, for the carrier will turn around and be gone back before you can reach him, as he don't know that you are coming. Don't write to Washington about the carrier failing to get through some road before he reaches your district; you will get more satisfaction if you notify the town chairman.
 Don't wait until the last min ute before you buy stamps, mon ey orders, etc; 1t may be stormy day or you might miss the car rier, and 1t is not the way you buy your coffee and sugar for breakfast. And don't wait for the path master to ask you out before you go cut to open the roads after a snow storm; he may De sick or away from home.
 One Who Knows.
The Nevada County picayune., 1913-02-21
One Who Knows.

Do you know that more real danger turks in common cold than in any other of the minor ailments? The safe way is to take Chamberlain Cough Remedy, thoroughly reliable prepara- tion, and rid yourself of the cold as quickly as possible This remedy is for sale by All Dealers.
The Nevada County picayune., 1913-02-21
TELEPHONES. The piCdyune Office PUP (. B. Andrews Residence l+9
NOTICE TO IKE PuSllC.

Any erroneous reflection upon the character, standing or reputation of any uiiyidual, firm or corporation appear ing in The Picayune will be promptly corrected if brought to the attention of the publisher. Statements of facts, aowever will not be retracted.
The Nevada County picayune., 1913-02-21
TRADE M0RAL-The quality

what you have to sell IS known to some people all of the time and all of the people some ol the time, but advertise regu, IarIy with us and you'll react all ot the people all of the time
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1913-08-21
Really NOTHING New,

In 1914 the possibilities of the sub
marine were first propounded, while
from the very earliest times men have
conceived the idea of flying with
wings like birds. There Is no reason
whatever to doubt the fact that Archy-
tas of Tarentum, about 1894 years be-
fore the Christian era, constructed an
automaton pigeon that would fiy."I
Turning to other latter-day infen-
tions as they are generally regarded.
it might be mentioned that switch
back railways were constructed more
than a hundred years ago, and loop
ing the loop was sensation in Paris
in 1893, while most people will LEARN
with surprise that roller skating,
which came up as new inventioAr
about forty years ago, was being in'
dulged in by our forefathers as far
back as 1929.
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1913-08-21
FOR rhe III
IIIIIThHY 4
ONES &
AMUSING GAME FOR PARLoR
Gross Questions Are Made and Crook
ed Answers Givsn-one Must
Not Laugh Nor Smile.

The players arrange themselves in a
circle. and the first player commences
tihe game by asking his neighbor a
question. and receiving a reply. The
second player must do likewise, until
Ssyery player has both asked question
and received an answer. The last
player then asks a question of the
4irst, who replies with the answer CIV
fen him to the question, which he, in
Ghe frBt instance, asked the second
pfayer.
Another. and I'm most peoples opin-
1on much more amusing. way OF play
Eng the game, Is for the players to
sEeat themselves opposite to each other
In two rows, the ladies ON one side
AaDd the gentlemen ON the other. Two
$sf tho players. a lady and a gentleman,
femain standing. When the rest of
Ehe players are all comfortably set
tiled. the lady walks down the line be-
hind the gentleman, and asks each in
eurn a question. The gentleman at
the same time whispering in the ears
<1f the ladies opposite ridiculous an
aywers to the questions which are be-
Eng asked, the nature of which he is
entirely ignorant Then, starting at
Ghe head OF the line. the flrst gentle
xnan repeats the question which was
sazsxed him. and the opposite lady re-
plies The rest OF the company are
naturally highly amused at the absurd
combinations. but the gentleman ask
Ing The question. and the lady reply
ing. may neither laugh nor smile. II
they do. they are Obliged to pay for
ifeits, and retire from the game.
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1913-08-21
GAME OF IDENTITY PLEASING
One Player Is Asked Questions Until
He Recognizes Character He
Then Represents.

There are two ways Of playing the
game The first method is to send
one player out Of the room. The 9TH
ers then decide upon a well-known
character in history or fiction whom
the absent one Is to represent. He Is
then recalled and each Of the others,
in turn, asks him question about
himself until he recognizes the charac-
ter that has been thrust upon him. On
his return the player may be assailed
with such questions as: Did you like
life on an island?" You must have
grown tired of keeping your arms
crossed on your chest for SO many pic
lures, didn't you?" How many OF
your brothers we're kings?" "Is your
present residence in Paris to your lik
ing?" 1t would probably require nc
more questioning to indicate that Ma
poleon was the character chosen.
The other form of the game allows
the person who goes out to decide
upon a character to represent and
then act 1t out for the others to guess
Sometimes the company Is divided
into two groups and each side in turn
acts out an event in the career of the
character chosen.
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1913-08-21
Roundabout Information.

The question as to how to spell the
name Of watering place in Bohemia
was submitted by New York woman
to resident of the spa. The answer
did not decide the point, but 1t at
forded those who were interested
some amusement. "The place is nam.
ing after a name which by you Is
Charles" says the writer. mo per-
son will be deceived If Carl or Karl
is written. Each one is entire right.
So your letter with Carlsbad will come
equal time as with Karslbad address.
Us business people care very little OF
the name how it is spelling" The evil
dent desire on the part of the writer
to be on both sides of question was
frustrated, however, by the printed let
terhead, which had "Karlsbad" on the
date line and contained in corner
also the legend, English spoken"
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1913-08-21
BROWN LEATHER IS EDlCT
To Be Really Smart All tho Various
Belongings Must Be of That Color,
No Matter the Material.

The brown leather era has arrived.
You're not smart at all If the most of
your small belongings are not Of
brown pelt-real leather, walrus, seal
or morocco grain-from your automo.
bile dressing bag fitted with nickel or
strap bracelet holding small gold
filled enameled watch. Between
these two extremes in leather come
innumerable conveniences. One of
them, the handy pocket kit, comprises
a neat leather case containing large
knife. a small saw, a chisel, cork
screw and wrench. Another Is a
pigskin case containing fiat, flash.
like glass, a folding knife, spoon and
fork, and third is leather combina.
ton case lined with silk and contain.
ing pockets for handkerchiefs, gloves
wells and pins. Not unlike The last
mentioned case, is a silk-lined recep
tacle for neckties.
There are three types of sewing
case from which to choose. The larg
est is bag shape, closes with a draw
string and contains a pin cushion
scissors, cases of needles and reels ol
| thread. Next in size is a satin linei
folding case fitted with stiletto, tapC
needle, bodkin and two thread reels
Smallest Of all is brocade LINED
sealskin book holding leaf OF need
les and leaf wound with threads.
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1913-08-21
SWIMMING BOOT is HELPFUL
Paddle Blade Moves Like Fin When
Leg 10 Kicked Out, Giving In
creased Speed and Power.

Strictly speaking, this should not
be called boot at all, but the device
fits around the leg in such manner
as to justify the name. 1t was invent
ed by an Ohio man and is said to en-.
able swimmer to get much greater
speed with much less effort. A hing
ed blade is fastened to the leg by
straps that go around the limb and
under the foot. When the leg is
drawn forward through the water the
blade lies close against 1t, but when
the kick back comes the blade stands
out straight and acts like fish's fin
to afford resistance to the water.
There are stops at top and bottom to
prevent the blade from making the
complete semi-circle ON its forward
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1913-08-21

vT1HE coiru the conceptions
n a
high
simple fascinating They still
the designs still
that be suited
extremely high the head Psyche knot
using the almost
percepbe switches other Bwihng little
cofues
be- These coiure definite nes
striking than finished
striving for; a charm within the reach of
tion difficult slight short small
roll forms
the forehead hair brought back temples
strand the
big having
irregular
Just below the puff the
In the hair
curls back
bmngy The knot only slightly higher
O
shape themselves to the head Of the
Dressing may
a
will
| designs.
| ROT
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1913-08-21
uneompllmentary Composer.


A young tenor, whose misfortune
1t was to be hideously ugly, waited on
Cherubini one day and asked to be al
lowed to give specimen Of his vocal
powers. For a wonder his application
was met by sulky nod Of acquies-
cence. He sang and sang superbly.
There came another nod, accompanied
by something like snort of satisfac-
ton. Then came pause, which after
a minute or SO was broken by the
youthful artist asking in faltering ac-
cents whether he might eventually
hope for an engagement at the grand
opera. moi" Numbered the director.
But, M. Cherubini-" moi" The dis
consolate artist was slowly departing
when Cherubini rose, took him by
both arms and loked him fully in the
face. II am sorry" he said. very
sorry, but, mon cher, do you think
that the opera could get UP company
of ourang-outangs to sing with you?''
-Sala's Life and Adventures"