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The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1913-08-27
Eixinu the Guilt.

Following Tim, who was following q
pair of horses, the owner Of the farm
noticed that the drills Tim had been
running out for potatoes were strange
~ irregular.
"Tim," he said, "these drills are very
crooked"
Faith, they are now" assented Tim,
'but you should have seen them this
nornin' before tn sun warped them"
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1913-08-27

plete satisfaction in the morning.
After short use of this remedy all
forms of outside aid can be dispensed
with and nature will again act alone.
All classes of good American people
keep it in the home for ills of the
stomach, liver and bowels, and among
the thousands who have written the
doctor that they will never be without
1t are Mrs. ]. w. Haynes, Brady, KY, and
Mrs. E. L. Weeks. 1744 w. End ST,
Owensboro, Ky. a dose of it has saved
many person from a serious illness
Anyone wishing to make a trial of this
remedy before buying it in the regular
way of druggist at fifty cents or one
dollar a large bottle (family size) can
have sample bottle sent to the home
free of charge by simply addressing DR..
w. b. Caldwell, 405 Washington ST.,
Monticello, Ill. Your name and address
on a postal card will do.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1913-08-27
Came Near Ii.

A New England farmer was once de-
scribing in the presence of a very
humane person the great age and de-
bility of horse that he formerly own
ed and used. You ought to have kill
ed him. interrupted the humane per-
son Indignantly. WELL" drawled the
farmer, 1--WE did-almost"
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1913-08-27
Cheerinu.

Robby-I think like you better than
any of the other fellows that come
to see sister. Percy-Tm pleased to
hear it. Robby. Why do you like me
the best? Robby-Because sis always
lets me stay around and hear what
you say.-Judge.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1913-08-27
A Mean DIG.

Myrtle-Look what lovely diamond
engagement ring George has given me-
Estelle-Yes: it's lovely. 1t nearly
broke my heart when l sent 1t back
to him.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1913-08-27

Mind is the partial side Of man. The
heart Is eveything.-Rivarol.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
RED, ROUGH HANDS MADE
SOFT AND WHITE
MADE

For red. rough. ohapped and bleed
ing hands. dry, assured itching. burn
ing palms. and painful finger-ends.
with shapeless nails. a one-night Cutl-
cura treatment works wonders. Di-
rections: Soak the hands. on retir-
ing, in hot water and Cuticura Soap.
Dry. anoint with Cuticura Ointment.
and wear soft bandages or old. loose
gloves during the night. These pure.
sweet and gentle emollients preserve
the hands. prevent redness. roughness
and chapping. and impart in single
night that velvety sOftness and white
ness so much desired by women. For
those whose occupations tend to in
jure the hands, Cuticura Soap and Gu.
ticura Ointment are wonderful.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free. with 32p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. l.. Boston"
Adv.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
MUCH DIRT IN PINT OF MILK
Factory Operators and Milk Dealers
Given Chance to See Amount
Of Filth In Bottle.

The milk sediment test described in
a newly issued circular of the COLLAGE
of agriculture OF the University of
Wisconsin gives factory operators and
milk dealers chance to show each
farmer the amount of dirt In a pint of
his milk. This is an index to the con.
ditions under which the milk has
been produced.
The test shows whether the milk "a
fit for direct consumption. or for use
in making butter or cheese. Dirty
milk is not only dangerous from the
hygienic standpoint. but It is likely IN
produce poor quality in dairy prod.
ucts, thus causing serious loss. A C.
Baer. the author Of the circular. feels
confident that when a farmer actually
sees how dirty his milk is. he will
keep his cows. stables and utensils
clean.
This test was first developed in thi,
country by the dairy department OF
the college. and is now extensively
used In the United States by city mill
dealers and boards OF health.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
PROGRESS OF DAIRY BREEDS
Long Line of Ancestors OF Good Char.
acter on Both Sides of Family
Is Quite Sufficient.
CBy W. r. GILBERT)

Although the general run OF dairy
cows are of no definite breeding. they
are not necessarily the worse for that.
Good dairy quality is a natural char.
acteristic which is hereditary in an
eminent degree. A long line OF an.
cestors OF dairy character on both
sides of the family tree is quite sufi.
cient TO insure good dairy quality OF
the offspring.
Dairy character has been developed
by careful selection. II Is not a DUAL.
ity originally inherent in any one
breed, although some breeds prove
themselves more amenable to the in
fuence Of selection than others.
Dairy farmers are fully alive to the
Importance of heredity in this respect.
and although they favor cattle OF Ger.
tain breeds. they fight shy Of cattle
of those breeds from pedigreed herds.
This is because they have found that
pedigree bulls in many instances get
calves far inferior in dairy quality 10
the calves of locally bred bulls.
The influence OF an unsuitable bull
is very far-reaching. for his heifers
do not show Of what they are capable
until three years after his introduc.
ton.
During these three years that bull.
II he Is a wrong one. will have been
destroying the dairy character that
probably took many years to estab.
lish.
The reason why pedigree bulls in
the past have failed as popular sires
in the dairy herds is to be attributed
to great extent to the cattle shows
Breeders OF bulls for sale. naturally
look to the show yards for publicity
and success to bring their cattle un.
der the notice of the buyers.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
MACHINE TO WASH BOTTLES
Ingenious Apparatus Thoroughly
Cleanses Glass Receptacles and
Then Rinses Them.

An ingenious machine for washing
dairy bottles has been invented by a
the bottles thoroughly. but rinses
them as we'll \ series of open ended
receptacles with hinged lids revolve
on an endless chain. The lower half
of this mechanism passes through a
tank of hot water and the chain is
enclosed in a frame work below the
mits the bottle holders to pass through
with the lids closed The bottles are
thrust into these receptacles as the
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
Hit the DANCER Spot.

A tippler with a very red nose got
days work as a laborer In a boiler
works. The same day he appeared
before the surgeon at the hospital
with his nose smashed.
Good gracious" exclaimed the sur.
geon. How did you manage to get
your nose smashed like that"
oh, cried the sufferer. Il put my
nose through hole in the boiler for
a sniff OF fresh air. and the man out
side with the hammer mistook it for
a red-hot rivet. And he only hit once
that's all"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
BIG FIGHT COMING
FEDERAL AND STATE RIGHTS
CONS ERvATIONISTS LINED
up FOR BATTLE.
BRYAN CLASSED WITH FORMER

Strength Of the Opposing Forces May
6= Revealed First in the Matter of
esze Coosa River Dam in Ala
Gs5-7a.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
Bottle w asher.

mechanism revolves and when they
come up on the other side they roll
out and down board into a tank OF
rinse water. which is kept in contin.
ual circulation. The lids are so
loosely adjusted that they open on the
way down, until the enclosing shaft
Is reached, and are pushed open by
the weight of the bottles as soon as
the top of the shaft is reached.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
Think Before You Speak.

II thou thInkest twice before thou
speakest once thou wilt speak twice
the better for II. Better say nothing
than not to the purpose And. to
speak pertinentliy. consider both what
Is fit and when It is III to speak. In
all debates let truth be thy aim. not
victory, or an unjust interest and en-
deayor to gain rather than to expose
thy Reconsideration Penn.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
CUT THIS OUT
Recipe that Breaks a Cold In a Day
and Cures Any Durable Cough.

From your druggist get half ounce
Of Globe Pine Compound Concentrated
Pine) and two ounces OF Glycerine.
put them into u half pint Of good whis-
key. shake well and use in doses OF one
to two teaspoonfus after each meal
and at bedtime" Smaller doses To chil-
dren according to age. But be sure to
get only the genuine Globe Pine Com
pound concentrated Pine. Each half
ounce bottle comes In a sealed tin screw
top case II your druggist does not have
=. he viii quickly get 1t. Many mix
lures are OF large quantity and cheaper.
but It is risky 10 experiment. This
formula comes from a reliable doctor
and is certain This was first pub
lished here six years ago and local
druggists say II has been In constant
demand ever since. Published by the
Globe Pharmaceutical laboratories or
Chicago.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06

Anyway. the leap year girl who pro
posed to man was merely trying to
make a name for herself.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06

A cloth jacket is warmer than a fur
lined coat. there being less temptation
to leave it open.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06
Natural Effect.

Woman is a delusion
Yes. and II comes natural to hug
our delusions."
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1913-02-06

Lots OF poor men are the architects
OF other mems riches.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
Wisdom Of tn, Riddles

Congressman James L. Sldyueu, oI
Texas. told me one at recent banquet
to prove that occasionally you can't
lose the kiddies when 1t comes to
choosing the w.sest course
Connected with a religious institu-
ton in a certain city. the congressman
said. there is baseball team composed
Of 12-year- old Youngsters. Some time
ago the team got challenge from the
club of similar institution. and wish
ing to encourage the boys. the min
lister gave them IS. telling them to
spend 1t for bats, balls. gloves or any
thing else that would win the game.
Came the great day and the minister
went down to the ball field. CHANGING
around he saw the same old parapher-
MALTA. Not single new article was in
sight.
"Come here minute. Willie" said
he, calling the captain. where are
your new bats. balls and glbves?"
I'VE haven't got any new bats. balls
and gloves" said Willie. glancing from
the dominic to the opposing team.
you haven't?'' exclaimed the sur
prised pastor. Didn't give you IS to
buy them?"
Yves, SIRE replied Willie. "but you
told US to spend It in any way we
thought best to win the game. SO We
gave it to the umpire.
Telegraph.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
Teach Mexico Baseball.

II was wise man who once re-
marked: Describe to me the amuse-
ments Of people and will describe TO
you the character Of that people"
In the light Of this consider the bull
fight. It, with It's next of kin, the cock
fight. Is Mexico's chief pastime. When
the sons Of Montezuma are not "revo-
luting" they are on their way to or
witnessing a bull fight. Now. any one
who has ever calmly and dispassion-
ately viewed sample Of This Mexican
entertainment must admit that it
tends to bring out the vicious pro-
pensities, to arouse the baser instinct
and to excite to dangerous. almost
violent pitch. Assuredly there Is
plenty Of seeing red" at bull fight
Then turn to baseball. 1t is the
American amusement, the national re-
Taxation. When Americans are not
making money they are on their way
to or bowling themselves hoarse at a
ball game. 1t is clean, keen sport, in
which human strength and agility. sci
ence and mental caliber figure. No
dumb beast is baited and slain NO
blod is shed-unless II be that in the
enthusiasm Of the game an occasional
umpire is put hors de combat with a
pop bottle. This latter. being antlcl-
pated, can hardly be counted
Mexico Is at war with herself. The
United States is at peace with the
world. Mexico goes from her bloody
bull rings to the holder battlefeld.
Uncle Sam goes from the grand stand
and score board home to his family and
dinner.
AS a result of these two national
sports-the one cruelty vicious, the
other innocently Observation-Disclosures
now has a hand at Mexican throat, the
republic is swept by fire and sword;
war. rapine, and disaster grip what
should be prosperous land; while the
| United States calm. healthy, happy, is
almost on the eve Of stepping In to
separate these battling brothers that
the peace Of the world may be pro-
NOTED.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04

attracts greater attention and perhaps,
generally speaking It II harvested thru
cooperation. It seems to bs tho case
also. that the Oregon apple crop Il
gathered In . smaller aPea, and there.
fore more economically than n the
older states. Il - the gathering q
the apples in quantities 60 pay foS
shipping under present transportation
conditions that works 70 the 0sad-
Of the small grower IN many
parts Of the country. The tfeso and
orchards are scattered In many In
stances the apples are NOT gathered q
all. or they are fed to cattle.
It would be impossible 20 estimate
at present how great = the ennual loss
70 the United States fFom failure Of
the small orcha1dist 70 - his fruit
but tt must reach q stu
pendous figure IA tho aSgPsGaas. Here
Is real and . psessing problem. Not
only the home market but many for
eign markets are ready TO taho Ameri-
can apples tn much g1eater quantities
than they 10 now. providing the apples
can be delivered ~ more reasonable
prices. They can be delivered ct more
reasonable Prices only thru . better
and cheaper system Of transportation
and distribution. The parcel post was
expected TO lead 20 Q solution Of the
problem. II has not done 30 yet, but
there is reason for thinking that 1t
VIII do so In time, that Improvement
in the system will not cease until the
small grower Of apples, and the small
producer Of foodstuffs Of all kinds.
shall be enabled to md markets for
the commodities he has to offer.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
LOCAL MARKETS.
Prices Paid to Farmers by Marshall.
town Merchants,

The following prices are quoted by
Marshalltown dealers for the differ
ent varieties OF farmers provisions,
grain, produce, and hides, tallow, wool,
pelts and skins.
S. P. Johnson quotes the following
prices for country produce:
Butter-2S.
Eggs-es.
Benedict Flour ana Feed Company
will pay the following prices at their
place OF business in this city. subject
however, to market changes:
Corn-62.
Oats-35.
HIDES. FUR AND WOOL
II. Willard. Son G. Co. quote the FOL.
lowing prices:
Green hiGes-10 cents.
Horse hides. large-s3.00
No. / tallow-5 cents.
Beeswax-30 cents.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04

AppIo O0y ono tno oman 0Io"eN
Apple day has come and Is gone. The
International Apple Shippers Associ-
alton thought it would be helpful
thing to the apple trade II on one GER
tain day Of every year everybody would
eat at least three apples. Even II the
population Of the United States should
be divided by four, leaving approx
mately 100000 apple-eatere, con-
sumption on the three-apple basis Tor
one day would reach 100000, which
would make quite q hole In the supply.
But the country could stand much
greater consumption Of apples than
this. Out in Portland and Spokane
alone, apples are being handled by the
thousand carload. The north Pacific
fruit distributors report shipments OF
5000 carload lots. Oregon 10 q great
apple state, but It Is far from BEING
the only one or the leading one. Mis-
souri,. New York. Ohio. Michigan. ILL.,
nois, Iowa, Kansas, Virginia, Massa-
chusetts. Indiana and several other
states, east, west and south, had .
larger crop than Oregon last year. Bue
Oregon IL building up . great demand
for its apples and It 10 making gains az
q ratio that promises to give II lead
ing place in the near future
On the whole. however. the apple
crop OF the country IL not keeping pace
with the times Tho total product IN
1900 amounted to 176.3S7.o00 bushels;
last year It fell to 147.627,00o bushels.
The value OF the crop last year was
put at 1921 900; this year II 10 esti-
mated to be about slot. 1000. 900. the In
crease being due mainly to higher
prices. Perhaps oregon's appls cTop
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
,,n.on sro.. Daily Grain Letter.

1908 Masonic Temple. Phone 1911
Shtcago, Nov. 4.-Wheat-Litt!e al
tention was paid to news outside OF lhs
cables and at no time were prices as
hfsh as last nights close. The close Is
at losses Of from g to q =. SCAT
tered liquidation was responsible 1oF
.be easy tone Of the market. uneas1-
ness over the Mexican situation anc "a
lack OF good buyer power appear to &C
count for the weakness % the situa-
ton.
Corn - Liquidation carried corn
prices from q to IN cents down before
sufficient buying orders came in to
cause q good rally. Final prices show
a loss OF from 4 to q, December de-
Ginning the most. This weaker tone In
nearby delivery was credited to selling
by industries which replaced the fu-
ture delivery with cash corn in store at
a moderate premium over December.
Oats-Oats were dull altho the net
loss for the day was only Is cent.
Eastern handlers are said to be very
well satisfied with the feeding qualities
OF Canadian oats, which continue TO be
the principal depressing influence here.
Provisions-Liquidati Of current
delivery lard, lower hog market and
easy grain markets were responsible
for loss OF more than yesterdays
gain IN provisions. The run Of hogs is
heavy and promises to continue. Pack
ers are succeeding in having their way
in the reduction Of hog prices and sup
port to provisions appears to be con-
fined to scattered investment buying.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04

The Chinese. according to one OF the
delegates at the Episcopal general
convention, are the most exacting OF
worshipoers. When they pray to their
idols they ask for definite material
blessings and they expect results. The
life Of an idol in China Is precarious.
Gifts will be heaped before 1t only as
long as It seems to be bringing about
the wishes Of its followers II the
shrine falls upon evil times and dis
appoints its worshippers their homage
soon fades. Not only do the gifts
cease but the resentfuI people OF the
countryside will come In q body and
smash the inefficient symbol.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
stockers and Feeders.

Chicago, Nov 4.-Ten to Is cen. ad-
vances were easily scored in the traoe
en- stock and feeding cattle. much or
the supply selling 15a 25 cents higher
While low spot struck during the fore
part of last week. Fresh supply was OF
only fair proportions and yard dealers,
having effected a comparatively gooo
clearance last week, -ook hold actively.
There were few desirable feeding cattle
in the western delegation and native
offerings Of decent class cleared freely
al the advance noted. Trade on coun-
try account during the morning hours
was of the usual quiet eariy-week ma
ture. but there was fair attendance
of buyers here and a decent output
during the matinee session was indi-
Gated. Stock cows and heifers OF de-
sirahle class were not numerous and
shared in the advance
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
pRourH PRODUCES POET.
Missouri Lad Makes Report In Ven
on Corn Club Efforts.

Missouri LAD MAKES IMPORT IN VSoO
on Corn Club Efforts.
Special to Times Republican.
washington. Nov. Floyd e. Fisk.
Of Anderson, No, member OF the
Boys Corn Club. was asked by an
agent Of tho department Of agriculture
for a report on his corn crop. The
drough had ruined Master Fisk's corp.
but instead OF q negative report from
a disappointed boy. he sent tho fol-
lowing:
MY CORN.
No use for a boy to look forlorn.
When it's too dry In the ozarks to
grow good corn.
He can feed the fodder to the goats
And throw the nubbins to the shoats.
have done the best that know how
used the harrow. then the plow.
I plowed It deep and close at first.
The piowed 1t shallow to Quench Its
thirst:
But It remained as dry as dry could be.
/ looked and looked and looked IN
II do not succeed I'll try again.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
somstjme. Il Took But Two.

I'm q terror. I be-" announced the
new arrival in Frozen Dog 70 one OF
the men behind the bar.
BE YEP
Takes three mon TO handle me once
get started" he went on.
ooh, WELL" he remarked as ne arose
painfully and busted OF his clothes.
"of course. II ye're short handed. I
suppose two kin do 1t on . pinch. -
Houston Chronicle. 49,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
Range Of Chicago Grain Prices.

Sn1caSO, Nov 4.
Wheat-December opened at s5h9
s5A: highest. s5A: lowest. s4as SAG:
closed. s4A @s5: May opened at Sss4 q
s9s; closed. s99s @s9A.
Corn-December opened at 6s1s q
6sN; highest. s9%; lowest, 6ss; closed
s9A 6s9A; May opened at 7Oh @70s;
closed. 70A @70S.
Oats-December opened at $3.50
s7A: lowest. 37A: closed. 37ts G37Z;
May opened at 41as 941z; closed, 41S
9iix.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
Chicago Grain Close.

Chicago, Nov. 4.
wheat-No. 2 red. s4Rs 1854; No. 8
red, ssz 9s2; No. 2 hard. SsA q 1914:
No. hard. s59s51a: No. 2 northern,
s7Gse1z: No. northern, So q So; No. 2
spring. s7@ss1s: No. 8 spring, So Sc;
velvet char. s3Gs7; durum. 1888.
Corn-No. 2. 71h d72; No. 2 white,
70: No. yellow. 72972h: No. 3. III
or; No. white. Tx a72; No. gel
low, 72@72a.
Oats-No. white, II; No. white
as@4oM; standard, ssz940A.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
Grain Trade Items.

'IFrcm Lamson's wire, 2o3 Masonic
Temple, Phone 1881
Northwest cars: Minneapolis, sss;
Duluth, 307; Winnipeg, 1875.
Primary movement: Receipts
Wheat, $4,000; corn. $4,000; oats.
10000. Shipments-Wheat, 7i1 900;
corn. 100000: oats, $4,000.
Clearences: Wheat and -four, 1000;
corn. none; oats, none.
Chicago car lots: Wheat 80; corn.
ST: oats, Isl. Estimates for tomorrow:
Wheat, SO, corn, SO; oats, i46.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-04
n. Had One.

A large. slouchy colored man went
shutting down the road whistling Ike
a lark. His clothes were ragged ana
his shoes were out at toes and heels.
and he appeared to be in tho depths OF
poverty for all his mirth.
AS he passed prosperous-lookin1
house a man stepped from the doorway
and hailed him "Hey, Jim: I got
Job for you. Do you want to make
quarter"
mo, sah," said the ragged one; Il
done got quarter Everybodys
Magazine.