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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
VISITING Nurse Fund.

MUCK ISLAND. Dec. 1.-THE Mar
saae. Giles memorial fund, to pay for
!. expenses and surgical opera
NJ MS LOT poor people, is being raised
= s'e oy the Visiting Nurse Association
- honor of Margaret Giles, who died
s,, aeeA ago after six years service as
slhg nurse. Liberal subscriptions
= coming into the fund.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
The Want Column

So much could be said OF its beauty
and worth that 1t would require con.
siderable space. It will be offered at
bargain. Don't wait. Address John
NJ Dawson, % North Fourth street,
Keokuk. Iowa, for particulars. or bet.
ter still go and see him and get full
particulars.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
MISCELLANEOUS

YOUNG MANIC barber. teach
you cheaply, thoroughly and furnish,
tools. give you actual shop work
and you keep half the receipts. Writs
me for catalogue. A. B. Moler, pres
ident Moler college. ST. Louis, Mo.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

at called meeting yesterday ap-
pointed committee to prepare a
memorial for Mrs. c. D. Streeter, who
was member of the board Mrs. H.
j. Reeves, Mrs T. R. Board and Mrs.
G. NJ Covell comprise the committed.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

FOR RF,NT-Four room house 42o
North Ninth street; s12 City water
in kitch an. A. M. Wyllie, 909 Morgan
street. Iowa telephone.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
WANTED.

WANTED BY young man, modern
room and table board with private
family having no other boardeis, and
living near Fifth and Blondeau. Ad-
dress B. B., this Office.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

WANTED BY boy Is years OF age.
work in town or In country. Phone
Red 1910 or 723 Concert.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

FOR RENT Seven room cottage in
first ward. Gas, bath and furnace.
E. s. Nodler.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
FuNg RAJ NOTICE.

s1REETER The funertl Of Mrs.
c. D. Sire ater viii take place from
the residence, I29 Grand avenue, a.
$50 Thursday afte noon. Bugial pr
yate.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
To Entertain Auxiliary.

Mrs. G. A. Demple and Mrs. Bruce
Gilfllan will entertain the st. Joseph's
auxiliary on Wednesday afternoon at
the hospital. A full attendance is
hoped for.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
.POSTPONES TRIAL
. OF HUtSTON CASE.
Judge Allows Plaintiffs Time to Re-
ply to Amended Answer Which
Was Filed To.
day.
JANUARY s, DATE SET
--->.---
Jury In the sterne Case Reported at
1920 This Morning and
Was Sent
Back.

The case OF John N. Hueston
against the Iowa State Travelling
Mems Association has been advanced
to the sixth Of January on motion OF
the plaintiff. The empannelling OF a
jury was started this morning, when
B. A. Dolan, one of the attorneys for
the plaintiff announced to the court
that an amended answer had been
filed this morning and that It would
be necessary to ask postponement
1t was declared that the answer
brought out some matters which had
not previously been covered and for
this reason he asked more time 1t
was agreed to set the case for Jsnuary
6, the first jury Gaze af,er the hoi-
days.
Judge Bank then excused the jurors
until this Afternoon when another case
will be taken lrp.
Senator John B. Sullivan of Das
Moines and Adjuster Harsh OF the
Iowa State Travelling Mems Asgocia-
ton We're here. Senator Sullivan to
| doSioC w. ". TOW eli III tIyluS the
! case.
4 Judge Bank is suffering with a bad
cold and an attack Of neuralgia, and
has had to relinquish tn, bench to
Judge Hamilton, who was telephone
for. and who promised to arrive this
afternoon
! The jury in the case OF sterne
against the Powder company which
was sent out at $3.50 o'clock ye-ter
day afternoon reported that 1t stood
4 to 8 this morning at 1890 O'Clock
and asked TO be discharged. Judge
Bank sent them back to their quar-
tiers for further deliberaton.
Stcrne Jury Still Out.
The jury in the case of Stern,
against the Powder company was still
out at $50 O'clock this afternoon. I
is likely that the jury will he dis
charged without reaching verdict
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

FOR RENT-A nicely furnished three
room light housekeeping apartment.
Heat and water furnished 329 North
Fourth. Phone Scored.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

Addison: a good conscience is TO
the mind what health is to the body.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
FoR RENT.

FOR RENT-Modern cottage, SIG
Orleans avenue. Inquire A. J. Rud-
dick.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
FOR SALE.

FOR sAIE-A fine $50 acre farm in
Clark county. Mo. 1t is unsurpassed
in fertility of soil. in agriculture. pro-
duction of fine stock, crops of all kinds.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
EAGLES Auxiliary Party.

The Ladies' Auxiliary Of the Eagles
will entertain at dancing party this
evening in their hall.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

FOR RENT-Two new 5,room houses
$1,000 each. j. A. Roberts.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

FOR SALE German church proper.
ty. corner Fourteenth ana Johnson.
]. A. Roberts.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

LOST-A bunch OF keys last week.
one Of the keys was Moose kay.
Return to this Office.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
Hostess to Dixie club,

'tOSteoo 20 O1NtS OtuU'
Mrs. Jacob Spring was hostess to
the Dixie club this afternoon
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

FOR sALE-American Adding Ma.
chine. Address Machine" this office.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
FOUND.
LOST.

LOST Brown muT Saturday after-
noon while shopping. Phone Black
1884. Reward.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16

..s.s The Daily Gate City. 1oc per
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-12-16
Committee Is Named.

The Y W. c. A. board Of directors
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
Home tor Aged Baptists.

Plans have been made To establish
in the near future, II home for Aged
Baptists in Missouri, the Home Ia
be located at Irunton. 4 board of
trustees, consisting OF Adrian Steel
+. l.. Cook and =. =. RingO, la
been appointed, and T.. l.. Cook, is
treasurer.
II is the purpose of the manage
meut to erect IA building for the ac-
cOmodation Of tn" home, and uppli-
cations for admission will be- receiv-
ed Immediately. Reverend DR..
Riggs, local pastor, under whose
general supervision the plans are,
has sent t. the churches Of the state
an announcement III the plan to
establish the Missouri Home for
Aged BaptistS in the Arcadia Valley.
1t * expected that the Home will be
a reality before the time for the next
of the Assembly on Arcadia
Heights. Arcadia Enterprise.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
Champ Clark on Saloons

Congressman Champ Clark, Speak
ar of the National House of Repre-.
sentatives, recently IN "A interview
with n newspaper reporter when
asked regarding the fitness Of the
saloon AS II plac" for young man
~ frequent, smd. "If young man
was ambitious % live a clean, SIZE.
cesstul life, 1t was no place for him.
But, he addr0. II lr wished to excel
IA crime, ruh his mental and physi.
cal powers, cun>urt with hlackl"g,,
grace to his family. stencil to hi>
own nOstrilS, ri adviS" MIN 10 fire..
quent the saloons. He can learn
AID be all that in a liquor saloon.
In iac1, he can take Il postgraduate
course without leaving the premises
The saloon is bad mainly because
Of what it sells But II is also bad
becaus" liquor selling always some
how creates in the premises where
- F'l' a. tilNNA hilil'hiNls aAlllbFN
here. One of the worst phases of
the saloon is the treating system.
have seen n half dozen choice
American citizens, leaders in their
line of works, line up in front Of "A
bar aud In less than thirty minutes
come out indecent jabbering idiots.
A hog would feel insuIted il any of
them should call it brother. You
know how 1t was done. One threw
down the dollar that he said he
could not afford to give his wife two
hours before, aud treated the bunch.
The others did the same. And so
on, until the bartender had served
six orders, thirty-siX drinks, and
had pocketed the change of six
American sheep"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30

to bring this bill to vote. Also
write your senators and Congress
men, or wire them, 30 support the
bill by their voices and votes.
Every citizen f"urcountry, when
he passes out Of one stat" intu AN
other, brcoiur- suffice, to the laws
Of the state into which he has en-
tered. But IL il not So with whisk"y
or other iutOXicuuts. Whlskcy deiies
the law under the present order.
This Sheppard. Kenyon bill, when 1t
becomes law, will hold whiskey AS
well as men subject to the laws "i
the stat" into which itpasscs. Every
sober and patriotic citizen OF our
Republic whO is opposed to anarchy
should do his best, through his SEN
aturs and COngrr>smcu, ~ have
this Sheppard Kenyon bill passed.
February 10Th hns been set for its
pas sage or for IT," yot" IN the Sen
ate.
Whiskry. snakes and pistols are
three thing, the Parcel, Post viii
not carry anywhere. rhn Express
Compmic npHrurl.or Er""lDuotbe
allowed iyrlrgy wN-toy, snakes or
pistols into any state Iu which Wills
key, ~nr:"- 3nd pistols are pr"nin.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
Administrations Notice.

Notice Is hereby given that letters Ot al
on tbs estate OF
JOHN W. WALLER. Dvc'd,
were granted to the undcrsi gucd on the
2ith day OF December, lHl!. 10y the Probate
Court OF 81, Francois County. Missouri
Nj persons having claims nLHlnst said
estate are required to exhibit them Tor at.
iownnce To the Administrator within six
months after the date Df said letters, or
they may he preCluded from cry bcuorit OF
said estate; ana II such claims he not cX.
hiblted within one year iIOm the date of the
last insertion OF the publication OF This no.
tlce, they shall he forever barred
GEORGE WALLER. Nlm'r.
January 2, lal3
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30

Dr, WIN &. Patton, of Thaycr,
Mo was in Ironton few hours !, st
Thursday on his way home from
Jefferson City, where he attended
the inauguration ceremonies. viii
says he has been rendered and will
probably accept the position Of
assistant superintendent ut the Far.
mington asylum when the Major APP
pointees assume charge of that in
stitutiOn. -Ironton Register.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
Administrators Notice.

Notice Is hereby given that letters OF ad.
minlStration on the estate OF
PETER 4. BEENE, Decd
were granted to the undersigned on the 9th
day OF January, 1918, by the Probate Court
of I. Francois County, Missouri.
All pCrsOn having claims against said
estate are required to exhibit them for al.
lowance To the Administrator within six
months after the date OF said letters, or
they may be precluded from any benefit OF
,ald estate; ana II such claims be not ex.
hiDited within one year from the date oi
the last insertion OF the publication OF this
notice, they shall he forever barred
LOUIS n. BEEVE, Admir-.
J anuary 70, 1850.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
Administrators Notice.

Notice Is hereby given that letters of ad.
ministrntlon on the estate of
BENJAMIN CONLEl Decd,
were granted to the undersigned on the
lIt!l day OF December, 1872, by the Probate
Court OF y. Francois county, Missouri.
All persons having claims against SAID
estate are required to exhibit them Tor Al.
lpNdncc 10 the Administrator within SIX
months after the date Dt said letters or
ib"y may b" pTcCmdnd from any benefit OF
said estate, ana n such claims be not cNhib'
tied within one year irum IA" date OF N"
last publication of mi, notice, they shall be
forever barred.
JAMES COWlEN, Admir-.
December q. lplg
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
City Mans Sheer at Country.

There was a Frcnchman who hated
tho country as much as d!d Charles
Lamb, but compressed his feelings
into few words This was Charles
Monsclet, who lived on the Qaai Vol
tuirc. Paris 1T is," he said the
place where the birds are raw
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
ExpenslXe Taste.

A woman wine faster In France ia
said to earn nearly $4,000 u year, as
her services are in good demand. Not
many women have adopted this pro-
fession, but half dozen or 80 have
been famed for their powers. 1t takes
a rare sense OF taste to be able to tell
as soon as a drop OF wine touches
the tongue in Just what part of the
world the grapes are grown.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
South BoUNB

Nos. IS and 40 run through without
change between st. Louis and Doe Run.
Through coaches on other trains,
making connections at Riverside with
Iron Mountain trains.
Two additional passenger trains in
each direction between Bonnie Tcrre aud
Elvins have been put on. No. a
leaves Bonnie Terre at S:45 a. III. and
arrives at Elvins al 9:2o; No. a leaves
Elvins at $50 a. III. and arrives at Bonnie
Tesre at 9:5s. No. IS leaves Bonnie
Tcrrc at 3:Is p. III. and arrives at Elvins
at $50; No. 90 leaves Elvins at SIS and
arrives at Bonnie Terre at 5:4s.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
The Gossip,

You're terrible scandaimonser,
Linkum." said Jorrocks. why in
thunder don't you make It rule to
tell only half what you hear" That's
what | do do said Linkum. only
| tell the spicy hals,"-Ilarper's
Weekly.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30

When you want a reliable medi
cine for cough or cold take Chams
berlain's Cough Remedy. 1t can al
ways be depended upon and is plea.
SAINT and safe to take. For sale by
all dealers. -adv.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
Write or Wire to Camp Clark, Your
Senators and congressman!

The Sheppard-K Kenyon bill, which
prohibits the shipment of liquor in
to dry states or prohibition territory,
is almost sure to pass and become Il
law If we can only get the bill out
of the committee to which it has
been referred, and get il TO n vote.
Champ CLARK, the Speaker of the
House, can do as much or more
than any other man to bring this
bill to O vote. Let all the readers
OF the Advocate send a night letter
by wire or day letter by post, urg-
ing him to leave no stone unturned
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
a Girls Superiority.

No man oaler seems TO put the Job
over with such thorough enjoyment
az a girl lolling in a hammock and
reading cheap novel.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
How to Get to and from
Pennington.
From the North via st. Louis.

10 reach Pennington you can use either
one Of the following routes
VI. Il. u, r. ny, Leave st. Louis at : 90
a. m. . 80 ana 80 p. m, arriving at Farm
bngtOn over electric railway from Flat River
at II ~ ioo and $50 p. m.
Frisco ana Illinois Southern-Leave 81.
Louis nj a. q. M, arriving At Pennington
over electric railway from Esther at g2l D.
IN.
Iron Mountain-Lenyc 81. Louis at 100 or
= .ni n. m. and =. M. arrivlngat Farming.
ton over electric railway from DeIassus nt
u ijand 9p. m.
From the South.
Iron Mountain via bismarck and Delas
sus-Arriye AT Pennington over electric
railway at ~ Ii and y, m.
iron Mountain and Illinois southern via
BiSmnrck-Arrive at Pennington over cleo.
trio railway from Esther at an u. III
Belmont Brunch OF Iron Mountan-Arrivc
at Pennington over electric railway from
DeLas'us AT g Is u. IN. ana 20 y. m.
Frisco ana Illinois southern via ste. ten.
evieve-ArTive at farmingto over electric
railway from Esther at 2:2l r. m
To Reach st. Louis.
You can go over either OF the roads at the
following hours,
Illinois Southern ana Frisco-Leave Farm.
lngton ever electric railway to Esther at
200 p. m, arriving In 81. Louis nt s:g5 u, IN.
NJ. Il. Il u. T.-Leave Pennington over
electric railway to Flat River at as, SIb
a. m. and 2 ~ p. IN and 2 II y. IN. arriving
IN 81. Louis at II 80 u. m. and d:27 y. m.
Iron Mountain-Leave Pennington over
electric railway to DeIassus at $3.50 a m.
ana 30 y. m. arriving IN II. Louis al p5
a IN, ana u ~ =. m.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
Timely 1ur1y

Teacher No", lie oumy. give
US an example o. iOUOle negative
Little Tommy don't know none
New York Globe
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
W. ~. COLUMN
Mrs Merrill PIpkin, Press Supt.

Mrs Merrill PIpsin, Press Supt,
marble and granite are pcr.s o.
able monuments, and their lu>crlp-
tions may be seldom read. Carr'
your names on human hearts; they
alone are immortal -
IAN exchange notes that -"
was spent last year by Harvard IN.
der.gruduatcs on cigars aud Gig.
arettcs, S73,2jo ON liquors, and sCI,-
80 on books
Take my vut" aud let 1t b"
Cunsecrated lord, tn Thee;
Let me realize my power
In the conflict of th" hour.
TAX" my vote aud let Il b"
Con secrat"d, Lord to Thee.
Guide my hand, that II may trace
CROSSES in the proper place
"How long would whit" slavery
nudur. rolir" projections. % decent
women .nd voice o. tie manage
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our crtIr-e Would wr lm. oa Slice
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crimes commute" ny 'h' h'-I"
against IN" "l't' man j. cue [" "I'
rs" "I liquor.
ma. ~ r y T. Ia recocnIzad T.,
,I,,..,. tho mast unw.rruI nr.,,,rilo
,,,r il. ,,istnrro nv rr,.,r ,r tho.
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r.cor,. r,tor,rr. in tIr I..u,l Si..
.,,oI. "N.biIc I h,,., ,l,,,,.. IoI,I,n,
~ & r. T. in fine hi,I,r., .s,.,,,
and rcy.r,urr unyar up,tI prt
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30

Here is remedy that will cure
your cold. Why waste time aud
money experimenting when you can
get IA preparation that has won II
worldwide reputation 10y its cures
OF this disease and can always be
depended upon? II is known every
where as Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, aud is IA medicine of req
merit. For sale by all dealers adv.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30

IAN exchange notes that ~ -"
was spent last yrnr by Harvard IN.
der.graduatcs on cigars aud cIg'
arettcs, ST., 30 on liquors, and ST.
uln on hnnkA ~
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
Form SpouKrr tuuoL LuIus
Washington, i!uaola Loo


Wa-.a-wu. -. & im - }p.
pru.u.louYr Iiuo-. to-day ,o pass
tine senate hin tor .1. o1oU0o Lpu-
colin memorial structure. tu WASH
m-r.u, 'ormrr ~w-tn.r rpuuou d"-
rlarra '' Wa Il profun'inu Of Linz
coin, name go u-rit tu connection
Wit TIE promutim ui road proc
mrt
There are certain great char
nr'rrs that viii dwell in III" history
20! BE-" country, said Mr.. Cannon,
"Gr-t and barely first was WASH
ingtou. second, Lincoln; third, Lee.
a great man, great General, who
did his duty from his patriotic stand
point; fourth, Jefferson Davis, IA
great man performing grcnt scr
vice for the Republic as he saw his
duty.
a hundred years from now the
ordinary reader will recall this per
ipi and there will hc in the moutl -
OF the school children the names of
Washington, Lincoln, Grant, he"
and Jefferson Davis. But you will
have to search the congressional
record and the encyclopedias to find
about the rest of us. >"
The memorial bill will he taken
up in the House next Wednesday.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30

Take my vot" aud let It b"
CunseCrated, lord, to Thee,
Let me realize my power
In the conflict OF th" hour.
TAX" MY vote aud let i b"
Consrcratcd, Lord to Thee.
Guide my hand, that II may trace
crosses in the proper place
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-30
JACOB HELPER,
DEALER IN
HARDWARE AND
FURNITURE
HARRINGTON, MO
Guardians Notice.

Notice Is hereby given that certificate
OF Guardianship on the pcrsun and estate OF
Mrs. Martha A. Jackson. non compOs
mentls, was granted to the undersigned on
the 18th day of December, inl2, by the Pro.
bate Court of ST. Francois county, Missouri.
All persons having claims against said
estate are required to exhibit them for al.
lOwance to the guardian within one year az.
ter the date OF his appointment or they VIII
he forever barred
y, H. PERKINS, Guardian,
december 49, 1912.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-23

Miliners arc now sending hats by
parcel post, but they should he sent
by telegraph, so that they will still
he in style when they reach their desti-
nations
Kansas man blown up by peanut
rooster, which seems TO be the height
OF something or other if you can only
figure it out.
Harry Tnaw ana his troubles are
gradually getting back TO Page Is.
next 10 pure advertising matter.
If Bryan can make $500 night
lecturing, what difference does it
make what becomes OF his days?
The average woman nowadays has
so little TO wear that she can dress
quicker than a fireman.
II IS proposed that each Chicago
bride be presented with "A cookbook
along with her marriage license. We'll.
a cookbook is always handy 10 prop
up "a three-legged lounge
Washington man sent to jail for
stealing his wifcs false teeth The
poor man probably thought that owing
to the hight cost OF living. she would
not need them
Kaiser Wilhelm now drinks nothing
but lemonade, and the hardest part of
iit is that crcuses are very scarce IN
Germany
| some people viii not be satisfied
until they can send automobiles and
cattle by parcel post.
| The University OF Wisconsin has put
| the ban on naughty dances, which
shows for one thing that the Univcr-
sity OF Wisconsin has versatile press
agent.
Fat Grove. the outlaw. has taken to
writing poetry. II iH just that sort of
business that can always DC expected
OF man of Groves stamp.
y Chicago husband drank carbolic
acl that his wife refused to take.