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The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
SANE WITH Her.

Eleven o'clock was tie hour, and
the lady was both tired and bored
He was paying his addresses to her
bat she was rot very sweet to him,
and yet sac did not know how to dis
pose Of him kindly and gently.
Half an hour later lie was still
rambling on, and then he turned to
thar mediterranean subject, his
health.
Yes, Miss Nollle," he said, q know
I'm not well Seldom. indeed, do !
feel myself. It's only my nerve that
keeps me up ct an .
She was a nice girl but she couldn't
resist the temptation. 1t was too too
much.
OH she said, meekly, that's
funny! That's what's keeping me up,
tool"
Then he departed, slowly, sadly, for
ever and day.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
The Poins Of viaw.

This section is almost mountain.
GUS" remarked the pedestrian to his
companion as they trudged along a
country road one summers Cay car.
rying heavy grips.
Eyes, it's a bit hilly." said the farm
er few minutes later IS he drove his
guest from the station in the big
blackboard.
Mice, rolling country. this" OBJ
served the automobilist TO his chauf.
feur as they whizzed by in bic tour.
ing car.
Gee, what a fat, unintcresting
region thought the aviator, looking
down as he sailed over it in his ma.
jestic biplane.--Life.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

That juvenile human nature re-
mains pretty much the same always
would seem freshly indicated by the
Quaint incident related ia a famous
authors recent "reminiscences Of his
childhood. The said author had an
older brother whom he admired huge
ly, and whose society he desired to
enjoy as much as might be. There
came a time, however, when the older
boy revolted against the too frequent
companionship of the younger and
thus gravely explained the grounds
of his superiority:
81 play with boys who curse and
swear"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

Clock Drummcr-1'ye got the finest
line of alarm clocks on the marl.ot,
Mr, Schmidt
schmidt-Voll, you can't sell M
any alarm clocks dis season.
Clock Drlmmer-Why?
Schmidt--Yell, I tell you Dis is a
year ven day elect a president. And
effery candidate, mit ali dem cam.
paigners, viii run apout de country
and view nit alsrmsI"-Judge.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
A Ruslness Trin.

Papa wanted to know whether you
were good business man. she con-
fded.
Have you any idea why he asked?"
inquired the young man, who had
been calling for a long time.
Il guess it was because you never
talk business. Judge.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

"fm going to take q long ocean
vcyage. to nobody knows where, and
come back, nobody knoGa whea. |
snail SIT down by the wayside wher-
ever please ana play with rha chill.
erea Of the street, the little brown ba-
bies of the Ot!ont. perhaps, or the
title blRe-oycd SaTcns, who knows.
iis sraat % 50 a5 you Please and
como, 1a You please, with no ;ele-
Grams 70 send, no stress Of meeting
friends and missing friends, and al
that. New York Times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Sad Part.

ooh, dear!' said Eve, after she had
secured all the best fig leaves there
were to be had, I'm 90 unhappy"
Come, dear, cheer up replied
Adam. Things might be worse than
they are. We still have each other
"Yos, but now that I've got to
wearing clothes there's no other wo-
man with whom / can talk about
them"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Ais Aarartisinn Chance

Il suppose the parents OF young
Lord Softpate must feel dreadfully
cut mp over his engagement to little
Tottie Poser OF the Gayety"
Cut UP! Why, say, if it wasn't for
Tottia nobody would ever have known
that softie had any parents! '-Cleye-
land Plain Dealer
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
True Fan.
Though nations bleed
And reformer5 rage,
He'll always read
The sporting page.


George, dear, what's all this trou.
bic between the Californians and the
Japanese
Why, the Californians don't want
the Japanese in that state to become
citizens and hold property"
But, George, | noticed that all the
students in the graduating class at a
California theological school this year
are Japanese. Why should the Cali
fornians permit this?"
"Oh, that's all right. Theological
students are never expected to hold
any property"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Examine of aNew woman.u

Miss Belle Ben has taken out her
final papers for the ownership Of her
Snake river homestead 1t is a can
yon farm near Enterprise, Ore, where
she has lived alone for six years, her
nearest neighbor being nine miles
away She built her own fences. split
her own wood, planted her own plants
and gathered the crop.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

Many PEOPLE are Ehackled to continued
suffering by the drugs they use. These
seem II dry up the surface but there's
q stomach almost destroyed. there are
liberated bones; locomotor ataxia. con.
Na!sions, absces 3as. falling hair. impaired
eye.sight, deaf less. ard host of other
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

Don't you ever pant for freedom ?"
asked the kind lady, addressing a paic
convict who had turned to look
curiously at her after the guide had
passed
YES, he replied. "but / have look
ed in vain for breaches in these
walls"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
How He Did II.

How" asked the young lady as
she looked with admiration at the rug
ged Eonogenarian, have you managed
to live SO long and preserve your
health so well?"
by regularly declining to practice
what my friends have preached" he
candidly replied.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

To cure felon, take common salt,
% used fer saltiRs pork or beef, dry
IN the oven, pound fine, mix with
equal parts OF spirits Of turpentine,
put in a cloth and wrap around the
effected part. As it gets dry put on
more. Twonty four hours Of this
treatment WIN Kill the felon.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Arroaatina Too Much.

az can't endure Wopples."
"Why not?'
Ties so conceited"
Perhaps you misiudge him"
mo, l don't. He thinks ne knows
exactly what's going to happen to the
tariff"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

yes, sir" averred the New York
man, my house was robbed. Looted
in broad daylight"
where we're the police?'
Now hold on. | don't say the 20.
lice we're mixed up in it,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

troubles continue to make life miserable
There is one blood remedy that you can
only rely upon. II is not a dope" not a
physe not a mineral poison but a pure,
powerful medicine that oleanses your
tlood so completely; so washes your
Veins. arteries and tissues; so thoroughly
ha'hos your body with internal healthful
iniiaence that soon you not only feel a
ycndaFfal change but your entire ap.
rearane9 uniergoos the most welcome
transformation. S. S. $, has long been
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Just the Thino.

fIusband-By jove, l want some
thing exciting to read; something real
" blood eurdling.
Helpful Wife--Here is my dress
makers bill, dearest. Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
How Llta i riaan lntereatlna.

Life, to be Interesting mast DC a
series of contrasts There may be
liscord today, but harmony tomorrow.
The balance Of power comes through
not being too overwhelmed by sorrow,
nor toe intoxicated by joy.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
rnneMrlter EInert.

1--WE want someone who knows ali
about a typewriter i know u whole
lot about a number of taetn. Perhaps
j know something shout the one you
have in mind, IL youn just tell mo her
name. Houston Post.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Daily Thounht.

Whether you he man or woman you
will never do anything in the world
without courage. It is the greatest
quality of the mind next to honor
James Lane Allen.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Miss cayenne's AdvIcc.

what shall say IL Mr.. Binkton
asks me to marry him?s asked the
young woman, Don't bother about
studying what you viii say, replied
Miss Cayenne, "Rahearse an effort
TO look surprised
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

Mrs. lamb simply must attend
to my social duties. and | need SO
many things. What are considered
proper calling cards this season? Mr..
Lamb--Full houses, fours. Pushes or
straights, my dear. ,....r
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

81 don't believe in whipping the dew
il around the stump" said Tweedles.
Il don't either, said Listby. yawn-
ing I'D rather sit on the stump and
argue with him.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
LARGE Model.

in the second act of this play the
hero kisses the heroine nine times"
In full view of the audience?"
"WeH, no. He has to poke his head
under her hat"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Cantaln's Voice.

He-"Ah, darling, may | be your
captain and guide your bark down the
sea of life?" The Widow-"No; but
gou can be MY second mate. Life.
n
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
The Main Question.

IF you will be mine I'll put rings
on your fingers and bells on your
toes"
"Ah, but will you hook my dress ia
the back?"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
LIBRARY Note.

Some authors remind you CT Uncle
Jim's poll parrot who got reputation
for being smart by using bad Ian.
guage.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Had Mads = Channn-

Clergyman have ha2y recollec-
ton Of marrying you before Act
ress-"You did, but not to this gen
tleman Life.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

The paint that lasts in Cairo =.
sherwin-Williams paints and var.
liishes, for sale by ]. p. Glynn.
q IL ~
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Narrow Esc2p DC.

There was man in our town,
About a giants size,
Who nearly starved to death because
lie wouldn't advertise.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

Hardly-Does you wife ever bother
you about her new bonnets?
Easy-Not in the least When she
wants one she simply gets it and has
the bill sent in.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15

And when he weighed but forts
pounds,
He grasped his trusty pen.
And wrote an adj and published it,
And now he's fat again.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
some.

some.
Come men talk in their sleep be-
cause that is the only chance they get
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-15
Cause and Effect.

"Mrs. Dobble doesn't seem to go out
as much as she gsed TO-"
No; | understand Mr.. Dobtle is all
In
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09
Canadian Go0ernnef Hgent,
Clifford Block, Grand Forks. ND.
from the records"

from the records"
OF routine business the commission
transacted considerable. The names
of James Yeaman, Nap. Lambert and
VIM. Shirley were drawn for jurors.
Ordinance No. Isl, fixing the license
for water carriers at SIS, passed its
second reading and sas oT;-iasGy
published
The bonds Of James Stenson and
Joe IeIlick, plumbers, were approved
each having paid license Of S1Ve-
The petition for a water main on
Third street from KELLEY 10 Arnold
avenue was allowed and hydrant 10
Gated in front of the rev Case build.
ing The street commissioner was
authorized TO purchase sig metal gar.
bage cans, which viii be manuracyur
ed at one OF the local rinshops.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09

several weeks IN checking up rhs.
books of the former administrator
and opening q complete rsv system.
vas the main basEcess Of tine weekiy-
MEETING OF the board OF city commits
sfcaers-
From all appearances the city, f.
financially as we'll as morally was in
"a very unhealthy condition. due large
sIy 30 uabusinessEike methods employ
ed by the former administration The
opening paragraph OF the report IS as
fellows:
1T Is unusual 20 find q city the size
OF Davis Lake, N D. where the dnaE-
cisl records have baeH kept in such
z careless, incompetent and unbusE-
aess-like manner It Is z matter Of in
difference to Us, as auditors, who is To
blame for such condition Of affairs
: so long as the facts are revealed in 81
far as can be reasonably ssceEIainee
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09

iilIer off lake oHnship was
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09
INTEREST INCREASES. HOURLY
CONCERNING NEW ELEc-
TRIO LINE.
PROSPECT OF GUARANTEED SER
VICE FROM CITY TO LAKE
is IMPRESSIVE. ,y 81

DO it for Devils Lake" is the sfo-
one or more of these shares say
Commercial club is using in selling
preferred stock in the New Devils
Lake and Chautauqua electric line. i.
Every man who earns his living in
Devils Lake or who owns property at
fChautauaua or Greenwood should buy
one or more of these shares" says
many citizens The electric line.
which will be the first interruban
railway bull, in the state OF North
Dakota and source OF great advertIs-
ing benefit TO the community, will be
I the making OF Chautauqua and a ire
/ mendous factor in the up-building OF
| Devils Lake, the city. =
! On the investment side. the pur-
chase of shares in this new railway
offers unusual attractions In the
words OF railroad men, the new line
will pay pretty penny" will be a
well constructed and thoroughly
Equipped road With the road rum
ming into the business district of the
lefty, the traffic Will be enormous in
the summer months.
Glass A preferred stock in the new
corporation, will be worth par at the
lend OF the FIRST year OF OPERATION is
the opinion OF conservative men in
the community. Under the present
plan, ample funds will be available
TO put the road in first class shape AT
fcnce, and the prospects are bright for
having it in operation this summer
during ChautauQua season. In that
lease. thousands of dollars viii. be add
led to the volume OF business OF the
city, and ChautauQua will take On
much OF it's old-time activity. =
/, One lot at ChautauQua, we'll locat-
ed,-lots to be awarded by drawing
is an added attraction to the public
spirited investor in this splendid en-
terprise. In fact it is the general
opinion that the Commercial club has
never before engaged in more meri-
torious work nor furthered a commun-
ity development project which will be
received so eagerly by the people.
New subscriptions are being added
rapidly as this popular proposition he
comes familiar to the people. :.. 80
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09
SCHOOL TEAMS BATTLE 70 =
1910 COUNT I'M THEIR
FIRST GAME

The high school baseball team play
sd tie game lt 20 TO- with the ta=4E
sc hooE yesterday afternoon OF the
EarEers diamond Bo8El sides found
the ball continually and ls@ca Use Of TEaa
excellent fielding ri Douglas Baker Of
Eh= nigh school several flies which
might have brought, m scores found 2
w=lI IN his rnEG- Efmsl5e in the box
for the high school team was put IN
Oh short notice and worked hard dur
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09
SECRETARY OF STATE BRYAN
WILL CONFER WITH
PRESIDENT.

Washington MAY s--The reply TO
the Nippon to United States viii be
delayed In the meantime Secreaarv
OF State Bryan must confer with Pres
ioe1t Wilson before giving MS an
s~er- 4 new treaty between Japan
and United States Is looked UPON as
possibility, diseEaEming the right OF
aliens 10 cWn land in either coun1ry.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09

Work On the lots ct KELLEY aE=lUs
and Third street, whEch have been
Is public hitehing place are being
cleaned uD today The place viii no
longer be the eye sore of the past
The initial vlew that vii. be gained
by visitors arriving IN Devils Lake
VIII b. q FfEtFe more favorable
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09
DO IT FOR DEVILS LAKE,
SLOGAN OF ROAD BOOSTERS.

Ing the s5I Ennings Of the game The
next game between these teams VIII
be aEaFetf On the field south Of the
city next Wednesday, when Goldberg
EEEl DC the rwErlEng for the high school
boys TIE line UP was as follows:
High SchoSI-R- Baker- G: Eanfos-
s4El, 2b. EEu1s2ie- p: D. Baker It, Roth.
CT: H Ffuesgea- ::b. Mann ID; BEatr-
as-- B=leourE- If Olson S.
Deaf School -SScc1lenker, c. Morris.
s.: Henpel- p Anderson =b- Law
FENCE %: knu1son- Ib- Lord Ct: G.
Anderson Il. Clark #
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09
TODAY'S MARKETS

No. hard So
No Nor. ssh 10 S54-
No Nor SSls to S94- Reg arrive
ss|4 90 So Choice arrive sSa.
No : hard Mont arrive sS144-
No @srwheaz SsIst. to Sa-
No Dtfrum 50 arrive So.
No = Durum So arrive 50.
No 8 GOTH 5z1s
No oats 81 to ssIs.
Barley 50 TO IS.
Rye Sc 10 5sEs-
Flax sIzS4 arrive sEsS+-
Mag SEA. July SsA4 Sept. ss9s.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09

Buffalo. y. Y
lRE-. H. We re-
port one Of PASTOR
Russell : sfESCouEStta-.:s;
hare To-day from
the text I'm My
Fat hers House ara
~ 2 Ii y maESiI>
= = / go 10 EfE
pare & place f"r
voH. = = = I viii
cDme again and re
you unto My
self Holm xiv
- p
as
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09
- - IL
heavenly MANSIONS
IN FATHERS HOUSE
Jesus Nov Makes Ready For
His Bible, the Church

Places Fer Humanity and Fer tire
Angels Of Various Degrees. Cher
urhlsn. SerzPsaEr7, PrTneipasatIes ard
Powers. but None Previously Pre-
cared Fer the SrIS-Sne Is Co.'s
New Crestion-ters TO &c the High
est pRses. tire Divine Mature
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-05-09
CITY DADS
IN SESSION
TUESDAY
FL 80
ACCOUNTANTS MAKE REPORT ON
DEVILS LAKES FENAN-
cEEL CONDITION.

n The report By IeIEis. PFrFe & Co.
whose experts have been engaged for
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-03

San Francisco, Nov. 1.-The whole
charge is absurd. The idea of ssubsti-
tuition is entirely foreign to our man
ner of life. I intend to keep the fight
up to the very end
So declared Lieut. Charles Henry
SIingsby. whose wife is charged with
having substituted the baby of an
other for her own stillborn child in
San Francisco in 1910. Evidence is
now being taken before the British
consulate to determine whether the
substitution charge is true or false. If
found to be true the Slingsbys will be
deprived of the income of a $1,000, 900
estate in England.
Mrs. Slingsby REGISTERED at a San
her home in Vancouver, B. c., in the
homo of an old-time friend, Mrs. Blain.
where she declares she was visited by
the stork on September 1. 1910. Mrs.
Blain later declared that Mrs. Sings
by's child was stillborn and that Mrs.
Slingshy had substituted for il the child
of an unmarried mother.
According to District Attorney Flick
ert, the three year-old boy bears a
striking resemblance TO Mrs. Slingsby-
There is absolutely no resemblance
between the boy and Lillian Anderson,
whom some declare is its mother said
FTckert.
THAT boy is the brightest youngster
I have ever seem he continued. ~He
shows his parents were of high men,
tality. 30 is little aristocrat.
Tbs 49, Is mighty proud OF the fact
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-03

u exciting enough to satisfy the news
palate OF the average American, one
wonders, sometimes who does read the
Congressional Records. Do the con-
gressmen read them, or do they send
them home to their families. or does
the president skim through them. over
his cup OF breakfast cofree?
They must serve some purpose. but
up-to- date, the only known man who
ever had torn the wrapper from the
Congressional Record, is the antiquated
and cultivated editor who knew the
famous Bullock family of Georgia, and
recog nized their descendant by pub
fishing his message In full on the front
page of The Rose of Dixie
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-03
SHOT DURING scuFFLE.

Laurel, Miss, Nov. 2.-Charles Mar
tin is in jail on charge he shot and
killed Ernest Pylate, son of w. s. Ply
late Of Thirteenth avenue, near the
grand stand of the West End baseball
park, this morning at 2 o'clock, using
a pistol. The ball took effect. just be-
hind Pylate's ear and came out at the
back of his head. Pylate died in about
an hour after the shooting.
The young men were out with a
party of boys, all of whom were drink
ing. Martin and Pylate, normally good
friends, became separated from the
others, and Lee Hill, who was nearest
them, heard Martin say: All back
up under that light or I'll shoot" The
two boys clinched in a scuffie, during
which shot was fired. Pylate fell to
the ground Martin was arrested and
landed in the Jones county Jail imme-
diately after PILATES death. He said
this afternoon he didn't remember
anything about the affair.
Both young men were members of
good families living in West End.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-03

tends to organize new company, to
engage in lighterage operations in the
New Orleans harbor on a large scale.
He said he has not decided where he
will seek the necessary capital, nor
what the capitalization will be-
Il propose to organize a company to
build and operate lighter barges here"
he said. THE system I contemplate
would work a radical change in the
handling of freight in the local harbor.
Probably about sixty lighters would
be necessary, ranging in cost from
$4,000 to $4,000. I intend TO go to
Washington to try to arrange for a
lease Of the AIgiers naval station
which will be used for wharfage if
leased
Mr.. Bernhard stated that the light
ers will be of the same principle of
construction as the barges built by
the AIabama-New Orleans Transpor-
tation Company for operation on the
new water route between Tuscaloosa
and New Orleans, the maiden trip of
one Of which was a feature of the
celebration Friday. He said that he
does not know who win succeed him in
the active management of the trans
portation company, and that he will
retain his financial interests in the
concern.
Mr.. Bernhard was the organizer of
the transportation company, which
has 1900, 900 capital stock. He is a
HoIlander. He said no Holland money
except his own Is invested in the COM
pany, and that the capital was raised
in the United States. Several Orlean-
ians, it is said, are among the stock
holders.
Some years ago Mr.. Bernhard or
ganized a company in which consid-
cradle Holland money, including stock
by members of that
country's royalty was invested This
company, with Mr.. Bernhard at its
head, built q coal railroad in Alabama
about fifty miles north of Birmingham.
The project did not prove successful,
and is now idle. Mr.. Bernhard said
Saturday that some of the investors
got .scold feet before the project was
completed The mines the railroads
we're to serve were not opened.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-03
CLAIMS HE FOUND
CURVE OF LOVE-
German Doctor Says Male Capacity for
Affection Of Opposite Sex Ia Between
Ages of ~ and rs.
SPECIAL 10 THE JoURNAL


Hamburg, Germany, Nov. 2.-The
curve OF love- has been traced by DR.
Johann Jackh, after much study of the
scientific principles governing the rela-
lions between the sexes. His diagram
shows that the male capacity for af-
lection toward the other sex is highest
between the ages Of "a and IS, whereas
the female curve" rises highest be-
tween 80 and 81
The statistics are based on an ex-
animation of the sex lives OF 400 ia,
nous men and women. DR.. Jackh OBJ
serves that man loves appreciably at
twenty, but that after that there is a
drop, owing TO his getting over youths
first decisions. HE begins to love
strongly" says the doctor, "at twenty
four He seldom really loves at thirty,
being then too busy with his advance
ment in life At that age he will ac-
cept love and in many instances make
some advances, but after thirty, at
most invariably the man is wholly re-
ceptive, and the woman makes prac-
tically all the advances
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-03
GENERAL ELECTION SHOWS
LITTLE CHANGE IN RESULT

Rome, Nov. 2.-The second ballot in
the general election was taken today
and the returns indicate various par
ties wont be materially changed Last
week the liberals elected two hundred
members, winning a sweeping victory.
The Socialists made the greatest gains
today
In Rome mobs attacked the official
organ of the municipality. smashed
windows and assaulted the STAFF, one
suffragette participated, urging her
followers to support candidates favor
ing wonaan's suffrage Several violent
scenes occurred, including fire arms.