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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
CUT THIS OUT
Recipe that Breaks Cold In a Da,
and Cures Any Durable Cough.

From your druggist get half ounce
of Globe Pine Compound Concentrated
Pinel and two ounces of Glycerire.
rake these two ingredients home AID
key; shake well and use in doses of one
to two teaspoonfuls after each meal
and at bedtime" Smaller doses to chill
dren according to age. But be sure to
get only the genuine Globe Pine Com
pound Concentrated Pinel. Each halt
ounce bottle comes in a sealed tin screw
top case II your druggist does not have
ii he viii quickly get 1t. Many mix
lures are of large quantity and cheaper
but It is risky to experiment This
formula cones from reliable doctor
lished here six years ago and focal
druggists say 1t has been in constant
demand ever since. Published by the
Globe Pharmaceutical laboratories Of
Chicago.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
FRIENDLY Blow.

Louis Brownlow, Washington news
paper man. paused in a drug store in
Greens boro. N. c., not so long ago. to
ask for match. While he was there
a young coIored chap came running
in with a big cash the whole length
of his skull. and apparently good
deal put out about some accident that
had befalIen him.
What's happened to your" asked
Brownlow. excitedly but sympathetic
ally.
A friend hit me with a Ratchet"
replied the bleeding stranger.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
wafArad Cfnck

Two old Croaies Lad been sitting in
cafe on Cortlandt street one Saturday
afternoon for several hours and We're
pretty much the worse for theil
lengthy tete-a-tete.
What is your nationality. anyway
Jim?" asked one.
We'll, I'll tell you, Bob. My father
came from Glasgow, SO you see I'm
half Scotch"
And the other half settler, guess,
put in his companion.-Saturday Eve
ming Post.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Servants All Honest.

AlbeTs Groves, who lives somewhere
out beyone stop umpty-six IN the sum-
mer time. but who moves back to Eu-
cid avenue when the leaves begin to
fall, relates that he had an English
guest al his country place this year.
The guest vas something of a nifty
dresser, and he was so British that
an Irish terrier bit him before he'd
been in the house i've minutes Mr..
Groves showed him 10 his room that
night.
Shall | leave me boots outside the
door," inquired the Englis'1man. as he
was retiring.
Sure, IL you want to-" replied
Groves heartily. THE servants are
honest and nobody'n touch en-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Not = CnmnIaint

Miss Brown said the art inspec
tor, pausing before a students easel
you might with all propriety worship
that drawing of yours"
The poorest pupil in the class looked
up, surprised and pleased.
I'm SO glad you like it, sir. But
why-why-"
The Bible expressly commands us
not to worship the likeness of any.
thing in the heavens above CT n the
earth beneath, does it not?"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Acid Kills Waterfowl

That sulphuric acid. discharged into
the water Of Great Salt Lake. Utah,
us responsible for the death of two
million water fowl last year has been
sRscertained by DR.. Buckley Of the
pathological division of the bureau of
animal industry. The American Game
Protective Association sent Or. Buck
ley to Salt Lake City, thinking that
some contagious disease caused the
death of so many birds,
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
boiled Cod WIEN Cream sauo..

After carefully cleaning fresh cod.
fish place in kettle of sailed cold wa
ter. When it begins to boil let it boil
fast for Is minutes, then boil slowly
until done. Take out and remove skin
Make cream sauce by putting one.
half cup butter into stew pan. When
melted blen in one tablespoon of flour.
brown and stir in cup Of cream, add
a pinch Of salt and pepper and serve
with the fish.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Good Cause.

VIII you donate something to a
good cause?" said the caller, as he
laid a paper on the business man
desk
What is it?" asked the business
man.
"One of the tenants in this build
ing killed a book agent this morning, "
replied the caller, and we are taking
up a subscription to reward him"
Put me down for $4,000" replied
the business man
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

fUSIIlb your pIIIS, ana
resolved to try them. i did. and took
only two hoxes, and i am now sound
and we'll. i regard my cure as remark
able. I can recommend Dodd's Kidney
Pills to any ,one who is suffering from
Kidney Trouble uslIwas." Write to Mr..
Fleenor about this wonderful remedy.
Dnddls Kidney Pills, soc. per box at
your dealer or lDodd's Medicine Co.,
Ruffalo, N Y. Write for Household
HintR, also music of National Anthem
tEng'iish and German words) and reci-
pes for dainty dishes. All sent1free
Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
British snohhlshn.ss

An amusing story of snobbishness.
rather typical of The average British
er's attitude toward the nobility. is
told in Vanity Fair A well known
city man. entering, his own drawing
room suddenly and finding a member
of the peerage chatting with his wife
al once backed out with an apologize
bow, saying. Il beg your pardon. nv
lord. did not know you were here"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Delicate stImulant.

Beat the yolk of enc egg until thick.
Then beat in thoroughly one table.
spoonful each CT powdered sugar and
brandy. Whip the white of the egg
TO a froth with a pinch of salt and stir
into the first mixture. The whole
should be quite thick when ready to
be eaten.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Think sefore You Speak.

II thou thinkest twice before thou
speakest once thou wilt speak twice
the better for it. Better say nothing
than not 10 the purpose. And. TO
speak perunentliy. consider both what
is fit and when it is fit to speak In
all debates let truth be thy alma, not
victory. or an unjust interest; and en-
deavor 10 gain rather than TO expose
thy Observation-Disclosures Penn.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
The Real Villain.

Are you the villain of this troupe p
asked the baggageman who was han
ding theatrical trunks. No." replied
the youth with black, curly hair. Il
used to be. but the real villain is the
treasurer of the company. and by this
time he must be about five hundred
miles on mis- way TO somewhere west T"
Washington Star.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

ITO quit work, and
doctors failed to do
me any good. l kept
getting worse all the
time, and it at last
turned 70 inflamma-
I ton of the Bladder,
! and l had given up
] all hope. when one
day i received your
little booklet adver-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
First COLLEGE Greek soel.,v

The first college Greek society
formed in the United States was
the Kappa Alpha, founded at
Union college in 1925; others prior
to 1870 were the Sigma Phi and Delta
Phi, Union college, 1927; Alpha Del.
ia Phi Hamilton. 1872; Phi Epsilon,
Union. 1888; Delta Epsilon. Williams.
1884. and Beta Theta ri. at Miami, in
1888.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Spanish Cream.

Dissolve half box of gelatin in ?
pint of milk, and when thoroughly dis
solved boil and add the yolks of two
eggs beaten with half teacup O.:
sugar; when II comes to boil remove
from the fire aI4 add the whites OF
the eggs beaten to froth- Flavor to
taste
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
southern Cream Rat.er isr.aa.

One pint of sour cream, cue tea
spoonful of soda, one of salt, two vel
beaten eggs Stir in sufficient white
corn,neal to make the mixture of ths
right consistency; pour into CREASED
pan and bake quickly for 30 minutes
Serve hot
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
CABBAGE Scum.

One cup OF chopped cabbage boiled
in salt and water until done. Add de-
sired quantity Of milk. Season with
pepper, salt and butter. Roll a crack
er or two fine and add just before re-
moving from the fire.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Hinh Cost of Iiuinn

Madam-Were you downtown to-
day, Mary?
Maid-Yes, mum; an things cost SO,
mum. l spent 81, mum, an only got
a hat, pair of shoes, an some long
gloves.--Judge.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
HiuheF Tin.

Il suppose you have tried motoring.
judge?" he asked.
NO, | have not" replied the judge.
,but ! have tried lot of people who
have Pathfinder.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

Enouuh TO Scare Anybody.

Il had an awful scare last night"
What happened?"
MY husband had been reading
about the war in the Balkans and he
mentioned the names of lot of those
Turkish towns in his sleep"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
CLEANING the Bean Pct

To clean the bean pot, ill with cold
water. put IN some kind OF washing
powder AMI cover tight: put on stove
and let come to boil This VIII maks
IL very easy 70 wash
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Modern puoiIjepo

Father can't understand why
you want to be prize fighter.
Son-Easy, Because it's all prize
and no fight-JUdgo
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

T.ngs-en lamp fllaments viii last
longer II a weak current be kept run
ming through them. enough TO keep
them 30 g iiu.s red.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

Bacon see a cubic foot OF cork
weighs is pounds; cubic foot OF gold
weighs 1.155 pounds.
Egbert-And yet both have been
used as lifepTeseryers.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
SUFFERED FOR IS YEARS.

Mr.. r.. NJ. F1eenor, f. F. D. 80, Otter
bein, Ind, writes: Il had been suffer
.er from Kidney Trouble for about %
years. l finally gotsso bad that had
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Aeeo,1rfe,i Cor

why is 1t SO fse women look well
IN q steamer cap?"
j guess because 1t In q handy cap"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
Eco AZ the sIIkwo-m.

The egg from which the silkworm
comes IL so small that II takes 100
Of them to weigh d grain.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

II takes move than soft answer to
turn away the book agent
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11
PHCVed.

is that dainty flush on Clars's
cheeks her own?"
No; she took 1t out OF sisters box
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

Query: Is "A bride self-possessed aft.
er her father gives her away?
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

The pro0r of the pudding mar be in
che amount left over.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

When Time Is Real.
One self-approving hour whole years
outweigh Pope.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

Doctors disagree--except as to the
size of the bill
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

Ancient and Modern.
Even Alexander the Great had Tyre
troubles.-Haryard Lampoon.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

What do You mean by bringing
home a bird oftthat size?"
We'll we can make up for the size
by stufing it good
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-02-11

II trunks.
Lillian-The poor girl Jack hasn't
money enough to pay overweight
charges on more than two.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-24
MANY ATTEND
 FIRST MEETING
Field Secretary Meets With Large Number of Repre- sentative Phoenix WO- men; Committee to Inves- tigate and Report Soon

Prominent representatives, of the churches and the women's clubs met at the Girls Monday club yesterday afternoon to discuss the desrability of organizing a Young Women's Christian Association in Phoenix.
 Miss Margery J. Moore, field secre- tary for Arizona, who is in the city for the purpose of determining whether an association is needed here, was the in centive for the gathering and was the principal speaker of the afternoon. She was introduced by Mrs. Dwight B. Heard.
 When seen last evening, Miss Moore declared she was well pleased with the sentiment she found and that she would appoint a committe soon to in Vestigate whether or not the people were ready to have such an organiza- tion in Phoenix. The committee will make it's report at the next meeting which has been called for February 6. At the same time publicity commit tee will be named and through the press the matter be given the widest possible circulation
 The discussion yesterday brought out the fact that something is needed for the women and girls, said Miss Moore something more to interest them Very little has been done with the possible exception of the College Club under whose auspices the Girls Monday club was recently organized The Y. W. c. A. always begins in a modest way and if it is desired here We would follow our regular course. We would rent rooms in the beginning and would not consider building until the need developed, which might not be for years.
 Miss Moore will be in Phoenix sev- eral weeks and if the association be formed, direct the organization.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-24

in foreign countries and the United
 States; he showed that a great deal more could be realized from a prop crly cared for cotton field in the United States. than in England or even Egypt, and he stated that he was satisfied that we could grow in the Salt River Valley even a super for grade of cotton to that grown in Egypt and that was one of the main things which he delt on; to keep a pure strain of Egyptian cotton in the fields, and not mix it with the com
 mon short staple so that the result would be a poor quality of Egyptian. The idea is to grow nothing but Egyp- ton cotton in the Salt River Valley, and to establish a name for Salt River Valley Egyptian cotton which will be a byWord with large manu- facturers. Already the largest manu
 lecturers of thread are anxious to get cotton grown in the Salt River Valley. and the industry is hardly started as yet. The cotton crop of MT Atha grew this year was con tracted at price of 23c straight through, which is about 10 cents higher than short staple cotton is bringing. one of the main troubles MT. Atha had this year was to inn press upon the picllers that cotton must be picked clean. In the south in picking short staple cotton practi- cally no care is taken to keep leaves, weeds and trash out of the cotton, and it is hard to make the pickers
Arizona republican., 1913-01-24
CAPTIVATING
 M|SCHA ELMAN
Wonderful Throng of Bos- ton s Music Lovers Crowd to Hear Young Artist on His First American Ap- pearance

some four years ago Boston was in
 the throes of a particularly violent
 sleet storm. Anyone who knows any,
 thing about Boston will realize what
 that means for no other city in inc
 country can be so utterly disagree
 able and forlorn as Boston on q dis
 agreeable day, and incidentally. most
 days are disagreeable in Boston. how
 ever, that is another story. as Kip
 Ing would say. On this particular
 day conditions were almost hopeless.
 the sleet was inches deep on the
 pavements, the street cars were block
 ed and the taXies slithered along Boy
 leston and Fremont streets in a man
 ner to drive away even the mostl
 reckless would be passengers. The
 only sure way to get anywhere was
 to walk and if your foot slipped
 swim. A few weeks before Mischa
 klman the Violinist, who plays here
 on February 4th had made his first
 appearance as visiting artist" with
 the famous Boston symphony orches-
 tra at symphony Hall and had creat-
 ed tremendous impression on musi-
 cal Boston. On this charming day
 he was to give his first recital in
 America at Jordan Hall. Jordan Hall
 is away out on Huntington avenue everything desirable in Boston is a
 way out someWhere-miles away from the center of everything. Philip Hale, the famous musical critic of the Bos- ton Herald, and some friends who were interested in Elman. were sitting before an open fireplace in the Thorn dyke Hotel bemOaning the boys ill luck-he was only IS then-in drawing such a day for a first appearance, and debating whether or not they should brave the weather and go to hear him. They decided to make the | trip and did not bother to secure tickets in advance
 Arriving at their destination after
 a drenching trip. wet through and | through, they not only failed to find
 an empty house but the mob in front l of the hall was so great they could not even get tickets of admission. Of that particular party none but Philip | Hale and one companion heard that | recital. It seemed as if all Boston
 was striving to get in-even Frank 1 Daniels. who was then starring in Hook of Holland at the Park thea | ter, squandered three dollars for a cab to drive out there-and failed to 1 get inside. Elman played like man | possessed. He swept tn" huge au- l diences into a frenzy of applause and | when at the end of his first number | someone told him of that vast crowd out in the sleet and cold. striving vainly to gain entrance. He picked up 1 his violin and rushed down the aisle l to the main entrance. Then, bare | headed. at top of the fight of stone 1 steps leading up from the street he 1 played a wild and Wierd Polish air
 to the strangest and most enthusiastic audience that ever gathered in Boston,
 an audience that packed Huntington avenue from curb to curb and over | flowed into the vacant lots where the | Boston Opera House now stands. 1 Boston is very proud of that day | sleet and all; but it does not feel quite sure that Mischa Elman gave
 his first recital in America there on | that day Frank Daniels really spent | three dollars.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-24

realize that Egyptian cotton must be clean. This was done also with q view to establishing a reputation with -the users of his Egyptian cotton, and if this rule is followed by all the Salt River Valley growers of cotton it will be a very short time until the large manufacturers in the east will come to know the Salt River Valley brand of cotton, and the demand will increase with leaps and bounds. The main thing to be considered at this time, when the industry is just get ting started is to let it be known that this is an Egyptian cotton growing country, not short staple This mistake has been made in the Im- perial Valley, and they are paying for it dearly now. The only way to protect the industry in this respect is to form associations for each locality. composed of men who will attend to their crops intelligently, and who will protect the Egyptian industry
 Egyptian cotton is harder to pick that the common short staple cotton. and not as much can be picked in a day. This also was one of the diff culties which MT. Atha delt with His idea to overcome this was to build comfortable quarters on his place and to treat his pickers kindly MT. Atha expects to have a number of negro cotton pickers here rext year. several families perhaps. Another good way to help out the labor problem he said would be to hire Indians to help do the picking A man can make from $2 to 325 per day picking cot ton, and that is considerably better than most Indians are used to getting.
 Another solution of the labor prob le mWas to keep men from growing tool arge an acreage. Mir. Atha stat ed that if d man would plant l5 acres of cotton and , acres of alfalfa and garden truck he could be practically assured of an income of $2500 a year. This way a man and his family colud do the greater portion of his own cotton picking.
 MT. HudsOn's talk was principally giV- ing figures and data regarding the growth of the cotton from the time of planting to maturity. He told how the experimenting he is in charge of at Sacaton had increased the yield of cotton from 300 pounds the first year to over TOO ponds on an average to the acre. He told of the proper methods of irrigation, cultivation. etc, bringing out a few points that MT Atha did not mention.
 From the number of questions ask ed the speakers, ii was very evident that they had an interested audience and undoubtedly many of them will grow Egyptian cotton this year.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-24
In One Minute! Clogged Nostrils
 0pen-==COldS and Catarrh Vanish

the nostrils: penerates and heals the inflamed. swollen membrane which lines the nose. head and throat; clears, the air passages; stops nasty discharges and a feeling of cleansing. soothing relief comes immediately.
 Don't lav awake tonight struggling for breath, with head stuffed; nos lrlls closed, hawking and blowing. Catarh or a cold, with it's running nose, foul mucous dropping into the throat and raw dryness is distress ing but truly needless.
 Put your faith-just once-in "Ely's Cream Balm" and your cold or ca tarrh will surely disappear Boehmer' $ Drug Store-C -CAdVertisement)
Arizona republican., 1913-01-24
GLENDALE HAS
 COTTON TALKS
Herbert B. Atha and Prof. Hudson Address Enthusi- astic Meeting of Glendale Growers of Long Staple Fibre

At the cotton meeting held in the Crystal thehter last evening, II. E. Atha, the largest grower of Egyptian cotton in the United States, and Prof Hudson, the government cotton expert stationed at Sacaton. Arizona, were the speakers. A good sized and enthusiastic audience gathered at the theater at 8 o'clock
 ATr Atha's talk was along the lines of actual experience gained while en- gagged in the cotton raising industry durin gthe past year. AIr. Atha Le- gan his lecture by giving figures and showing comparisons of cotton grown
Arizona republican., 1913-01-24
Stops Nasty Discharge, Clears Stuff ed Head, Heals InfIamed Air Pass ages ana You Breathe Freely.
Try Ely's Cream Balm .'

Try Ely's Cream Balm"
 Get a small bottle anyway, just to try it-ApplN d little in the rostrils and instantly yOur cIogged nose and stopped up air passages of. the head will open; you will breathe freely: dulness and headache disappear By morning, the catarrh. cold in head or catarrhal sore throat will be gone.
 End such misery noW, Get the small bottle of "Elys Cream Balm at any drug store. This sweet, frag- rant balm dissulves by the heat of
Arizona republican., 1913-01-24

PRESBYTERIAN LADIES AlD- The Presbyterian Ladies Aid Society will serve tea in the church parlOrs this afternoon from 2:30 to o'clock. A cordial invitation is extended to all interested in the work to attend
Arizona republican., 1913-01-24
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