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Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Turn About Is Fair Play.

"A famous tenor." said Giulio Gatti- Casazza, was invited one night to dinner by Chicago trust magnate. The dinner was superb, but at its end the trust magnate asked the tenor to sing. This, of course, was as bad as inviting doctor to dinner and then asking for free prescription. So the tenor politely declined. The trust magnate, however, insisted. After five or ten minutes of this, the tenor said. with a laugh:
 oh, well, every one to his trade Let me see you pick pocket. Then I'll sing"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Case of Mrs. Fully.

Chicago, Ill-"I take pleasure in writing to thank you for what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done for me. I suffered with such aw- ful periodic pains, and had a displace- ment, and received no benefit from the doctors. was advised to take Lydia k. Pinkham's g Vegetable Compound, and am now as well as ever. Mrs. Wn- LIAM FULLY, 2O52 Ogden Avenue. Chicago, ILL
 If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta- ble Compoundwill help you, write to Lydia E. E.PinkhamMedicineC Go. tconfidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for ad- vice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman, and held in strict confidence.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08

Fort Smith.-W. D. Henderson, old est man in point of service on the Fort Smith police force, was discharg- ed after a hearing before the Civil Service Commission. Henderson had received partial report of the fight between Allen Wick, a negro cab driver, and William Conover, an oil worker, which resulted in Conover's death several weeks ago. He failed to report the affair, stating that he had not received sufficient details to convince him that the affair was se- rious. Conover was stabbed to death.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Boy Convicted of kiIIinu Uncle.

Newport William Jones was found guilty of murder in the second degree i'll the Jackson County Circuit Court. He was charged with first degree mur. der as the result of his having killed his uncle, Eph Jones, near Jackson. pert last spring. His punishment was fixed at 10 years in the penitentiary. Jones is in Eumhle circumstances and Judge ;. w. Phillips and Joseph M. stayton were appointed ty the court to defend the boy.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Most Amy Time.
The scene is set.

The scene is set
 A country, road, trees, sky, summer homes, lake in the distance. A steam railway line crosses the road at right angles.
 Enter, up the road, an automobile, well loaded and running at high speed
 Both automobile and train are rush. ing toward the crossing.
 Owner of automobile to chaffeur: Can you make it?"
 The chauffeur, speeding up: Sure l can make it.
 He doesn't-CleveIand Plain Dealer.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Sadder Still.

Discussing a recent political scan. dad, in which an official was accused Of dishonesty, Richard Harding Da. wis. lunching with a number of theat. ricai stars at fashionable roof gar den ia New York, said, with a sigh:
 He is a man I would have thought incapable Of baseness. It is sad to think that every man has his price.
 Yes said a comedian, but sad. der fact still is that half the time he cant get it."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Stomach Trouble

yields quickly to DIR. R. A. ARMS |TEAD'S AGUE TONIC. Not only a Chill and Malaria specific, but splen-
 Qid tonic for the stomach, reaching ev-
 cry spot in the entire system and mak- lpg the food assimilate properly. A 5Apse before each meal. Perfectly harm. 5ess Pleasant to take. soc and $1.0 bcttles-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
THINK OF THE MILLIONS

that have been relieved in the past 75 years by Wrights Indian Vegetable Pills and decide whether they are not worth a trial They regulate the bowels, stimulate the liver and purify the blood Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Alexandria.

Alexandria is Egypt's principal port and commercial center. According to statistics taken in 1908, Alexandria occupies third place among Mediter- ranean ports. Twenty-one ocean navi- gation companies maintain a regular scheduled service at Alexandria.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Their First Tiff.

"I'm sorry I ever married your shrieked the bride, on the occasion of their first quarrel.
 groom, really angry and bitter for the first time You beat some nice girl out of a good husband"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Severe Rheumatism

Grove Hill. Ala: Hunts Lightning Oil cured my wife of severe case of Rheumatism and my friend of tooth ache. l surely believe it is good for all you claim for it-A. R. Stringer. 25 and soc bottles. All dealers.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08

ana l got nothing
 that helped me un- til I began taking
 Lydia k. Pinkham' s V e g e ta ble Com pound. I was irreg- ular and had cramps so bad that I had to go to bed. Now I have better health than I have had for years and I cannot snaak foO hiChlv of
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Not Fit For Ladies

Public, sentiment should be against it. and we believe it is there can be no req son why ladies should have to suffer with headaches and neuralgia, especially when Hunts Lightning Oil gives such prompt the ladies to try it. All druggists self Hunts Lightning Oil in 25c and 50c bot tles.-Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
No. SIX-SlXTY-SlX

This is prescription prepared es- pecially for Malaria or chiIIs and Fever. Five or six doses will break any case, and if taken then as tonic the fever will not return. 25c.-Ady.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Chills and Malaria.

no matter of how long standing, will yield quickly to DIR. R. A. ARMS TEAD'S FAMOUS AGUE TONIC. h. sist upon this remedy as results are marvellous. 50c and $1.O0 bottles.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
1t ls.

He has money, health. position, in- fluence-ah, his should be full life"
 Well, he does tank up consider able"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
WHENEVER yOU NEED
 4 GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
The Old Standard Groves Taseess ch Tonic is Equally Valuable General onc because it Acts the Liver, Drives Out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up
 the Whole System For Grown People and Children

you taking printed every showing is in It andFe
  Mothers and Pale sy Children Removes Bioun@s without purgg  blood True and Complete
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Easily Seen,

Have the Jinxes a family skele- ton?"
 Yes, and she's wearing one of these silhouette gowns, too."-Liverpool Mercury.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Couraqeous.

He-Tve half mind to kiss you.
 She-Is the other half out of com mission ?-Boston Evening Transcript.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Made Him Short Tempered.

"Bothering me again about that bill Say, didn't l tell you three weeks ago that was short?"
 Yes, but you are short too con- founded long,
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
A Guess.

A Guess. What is that mans profession?" ] fobkying."
 How do you know?'' Its apparently the only profession a man can carry on successfully while he stands around doing nothing.''
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08

Mrs.Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Childrer teething, softensth gums, reduces infamma ton,allays pain,cures wind colic ,25c a bottleAd,
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08

For the treatment of colds. sore throat. etc, Dean's Mentholated Cough Drops give sure relief-5c at all good Druggists.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
The Neces6aries,

Have you finished your new house, Brooks?"
 Well I have the garage com pleted."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value for your money, goes twice as far as any other. Ask your grocer. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08

Some men never borrow trouble; they buy it outright
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08

It is no task for clever woman to manage a young man-during court ship.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
Not This Tim,

Did you take in boarders this sum mer, Sam?"
 No, sir; they was on to us.'
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08
WOMAN 4
 GREAT SUFFERER
Tells How She Was Restored To Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetae
 hle Compound.

Grayville, Ill.-"I was great suf- ferer of female complaints for year
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-08

your medicine. Mrs JESSIE SCHAAR, 413 Main St, Grayville, III.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
|Ap5-18

NEW sEADruMs Az UNlyERsTN
University Of Idaho, Moscow, April
1.-The students of the university
ARE planning upon the construction
of q, new stadium for all athletic
events of the institution. In the ap-
preparation made by the. last legis-
latura was an item Of $4,000 for the
improvement of an athletic field
The student body also contemplate
selling their old field, which will net
them about $4,000, and will put this
sum into the construction Of the
new field.
|, The present. athletic grounds are
several blocks away from the campus.
and down town. The new. site Dc on
the campus just back Of the gymnas-
Jun. These grounds form an almost
natural amphitheatre, in the shape OF
ia horseshoe. BY grading and level
ling, this ground can be made into
one, Of the finest stadiums in the
northwest.
|, The work on the new field will be
started in the near future, and it Is
|planned to have the new field i'm
readiness for football season next fall,
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
Serial No. 08494
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the Interior, U. S
Land Office at Boise. Idaho. Mar
Is, 1918.
NOTICE Ia hereby given that Sam
uel T. King, Of Thurman, Idaho, who
on. April ~, 1910. made Homestead
Entry, No, O84s4. for, SEA, Section
10, Township l. South, Range 6 East
Boise Meridian, has filed, notice Of
intention to make Final Three Year
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before the Register
and Receiver U. s. Land Office, at
Boise, Idaho, ON the 7th day OF May,
1918.
Claimant names as witnesses.
Bethel p. Averill, Of. Thurman, Id
aho; Thomas baltimore, OF, Thurman.
Idaho; Charles. N. Bartlett, OF Thur
man, Idaho; Otto Downward, of Sun
nyside, Idaho.
WILLIAM BALDERSTON,
A5-M3 Register.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
Serial No. 01760
NOTICE For. PUBLICATION


Department Of the Interior, U. s.
Land Office at Boise, Idaho, Feb.
%, 1918.
NOTICE is hereby given that Jim
1L.add, Of Mountain Home, Idaho, who,
on November 4, 1907, made Home
stead Entry No. 10339, Serial, No.
O176O. for NEA NEA, 81 NEA
,NWN SEA-, Section II, Township
4 South. Range 4 East. Boise Merid
ian. has filed notice Of intention to
make Final Five Year Proof, te
establish claim to the land above, de-
scribed. before w. c. HOWE, U. s
Commissioner at Mountain Home
Idaho, on the 18th day Of April
1918.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Perry HI. Gray, Of Mountain Home
Idaho; Robert w. Bruce, Of Noun
tain Home, Idaho; Frank w. Boyd
Of Mountain Home. Idaho; WILDER
H. Smith, OF Sunnyside, Idaho.
WILLIAM BALDERSTON,
Mar.S-A5 Register
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
Serial No. 0896
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the Interior U, s
Land Office at Boise, Idaho, March
IA, 1913.
NOTICE is hereby given that Al
bert l.. Parker, OF Mountain Home
Idaho. Who, on August 81, 1908. made
Homestead Entry, No. 1896, for SWA
NEA, sA NWh, Section 20, SEA
NEA, Section 30, Township 2 South
Range 7 East, Boise Meridian, has
filed notice Of intention to make
Final Five Year Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described
before w. c. Howie, U. s. Commits
sioner, at Mountain Home, Idaho, OF
the 7th day Of May, 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Michael L. Keller, Of Mountain
Home. Idaho; Emory O. Cotton, q
Mountain Home, Idaho; Otto Hend
ricks. of Mountain Home, Idaho
George Woods, Of Mountain Home
Idaho.
WILLIAM BALDERSTON,
A5-M3 Register
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
Serial No. 07365

NOTICE FOR, PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior, U. s
Land Office at Boise, Idaho, Mar
6. 1918.
NOTICE is hereby given that John
L. Warnock, of Sunnyside, Idaho,
who, on October s, 1909, made Home
stead Entry, No. O7365, for VIZ SEA
and E1s SWA, Section 7, Township
3 South, Range s East, Boise Mer-
idian, has filed notice of intention
to make Final Three Year Proof, to
establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before w. c. HOWE, U. S.
Commissioner, at Mountain Home, Id
aho, on the 25th day Of April, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Charles MacLean, OF, Sunnyside, Id
aho; Otto Il. Schroeder, Of Sunny
side, Idaho. Charles l.. Barnett, Of
Snnnyside. Idaho; Minnie Brown, Of
Sunnyside, Idaho.
WILLIAM BALDERSTON,
M15-A19 Register.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
NOTICE OF PETITION FOR Pro
BATE OF Will

BATE OF WlLL
In the Probate Court. Of Gilmore
County, State Of Idaho.
In the matter Of William Il. Thurman
|! deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
will of William L. Thurman, deceased
has been filed for probate IN the
above entitled Court, and that
William L. Thurman has filed a. Pc
tition for the issuance to him OF
letters testamentary on said will, and
further that Monday the 21st day Of
April, 1913 has been fixed as the date
for hearing the proof Of said will
and considering said application for
the issuance Of letters testamentary.
All persons interested are required
to appear at the hour OF 10 O'Clock
a. m. of said date, at the Court
room of. said. Court at. Mountain
Home, in the County, Of Gilmore, Stat
of Idaho, and, show cause II any
they have in opposition to, the proof
of said will and the issuance Of said
letters.
| (SEAIl P. H. GRAY,
Probate, Judge,
l. DANIEL McLAUGHLlN,
|Attorney for petitioner, residing a
/ Mountain Home, Idaho M297Al2
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
LEGAL Noli(E>


NOTICE TO CREDITORS
ESTATE OF Arena Catherine Har
ris, DECEASED.
Notice 10 hereby given by the un
iersigned Administrator, Of the Els
late, OF Arena Catherine Harris, de
ceased, to the creditors Of and al
persons having claims against the
said deceased, to exhibit them with
the necessary vouchers, within tel
months after the first publication o.
his said notice, to the said Admin
.strator, c. e. Holyerson, at the OF
lice Of Daniel Mclaughlin, Mountain
ame. County Of Eimore, State o
Idaho, this being the place fixed fol
The transaction of the business O
said estate.
Dated March 18th, 1919.
C. e. HOLvERSoN,
m15-a5 Administrator OF said Estate
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
Serial No., 0616ss
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior, U. s
!. Land Office. at Boise. Idaho. Feb
rs, 1913.
NOTICE is hereby given that
Henry G. Lawrence. OF Mountain
Home, Idaho. assignee, Of William e
Mortrude, who, on April IS, 1906,
made Desert Land Entry No. 1882.
Serial No. O5159. for Nh, NEh, ,sWh
NE11, NWA. SEA, Section 20, Town
ship, 4 South. Range 6, East, Boise
Meridian, has, filed notice Of ipten-
ton to make Final Proof. to estab-
lish claim to the land above describ-:
ed, before w. c. HOWE. U. 8. Com
missioner, at Mountain Home. Idaho
on the 18th day Of April, 1913.
Claimant names as Witnesses:
Omer. Patterson, Of Mountain
Home, Idaho; Bert. P. Thompson, Of
Mountain Home, Idaho; Elliott n
Himebaugh, Of Mountain Home, Ids
no; Arthur v. Stone, Of Mountain
Home, Idaho.
WILLIAM BALDERSTON,
Mar. S-A5 Register
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
THE SUBMARINE

San Francisco, April 3-Director Of
concessions, Frank Burt, announces
that the, Committee, on Concessions
and Admissions has just granted the
right to Jacob Gunzenderfer, Adolpf
Gunzendorfer and Mervyn Gunzen
dorfer to produce their original and
remarkable concession "The Subma
rine", at the coming 1915 Worlds
Fair.
It will cost $l50,O00, and bids fail
to interest thousands Of visitors. II
will be an amusement riding device
that will afford the public an original
and sensational experience and also
demonstrate the utilization of the sui
marine for observation and other pur.
poses.
/ Steel submarine boats will dive In.
to a great lake in which will be as.
sembled startling and. unique forums
of vegetable and animal life brought
from, the submarine continents Of. the
world.
The passengers will, be comfortably
seated and provided with. individual
portfolios through which they may be-
hold forests Of coral and pearl beds,
sponge gardens. seaweeds, specimens
of unique fish and. an almost end
less variety of marine creatures in
their native environment.
The concession will. be-. contracted
into a lake occupying an oblong site
'2OOx300 feet in area. and twelve feet
at Its greatest. depth, The lake will
be lined with concrete the top of the
retaining wall being level with an
encircling promenade.
Though the lake will actually, be
only. ten feet in depth, yet. by, the
manipulation of registering dials
which record ten feet, for every one
foot OF actual submersion and, by the
use of mechanical screens which are
caused to move upward as the boat
is going down, the passenger will ac-
tlally feel that he is diving some
three hundred, feet.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
A Card

This is to, certify that all druggists
are authorized TO-, refund your mopey
II Foley's Honey and Tar Compoapd
fails to cure your cough or, cold.
John Bernet, TelL via, states: 81
used Foley's Honey and Tar, Com
pound for five years. and 1t, always
gives the best Of satisfaction and al.
ways cures a cough or cold." Re
fuse substitutes, For sale BY KeeneI
Drug Store, adv.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
Recon mended for a Good Reason

) Recommended for a Good Reason
Z C. H. Grant, 230 Waverly st., Poor
10, Il6., says: "Backache and con-
gested lddneys made me suffer in
tense pains. Was always tired and
floating specks bothered me. Took
Foley Kidney Pills and. saw big Inn
provement after third day. kept on
until, entirely freed Of all trouble and
suffering. That's why I recommend
Foley Kidney Pills. They cured me"
AT Kesner, Drug Store adv.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05

4 Jack-"Now that your engagement
Ia broken, are you going to make
blanche send, back, hey letters?"
Harry--"You bet am. I worked
hard thinking out those letterAs They
are worth using again"
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-04-05
sHERiEFe sALE uNpEA. sxscU'


sHERiEEs sAAE uNpER. Exscu.
T4ON.
By virtue OF an execution issued
out Of. the District Court OF the
Third Judicial District OF the State
of Idaho, in and for the County OF
Ada, wherein Josaph Hartman, JF,,
was plaintiff. and Idaho Gold Coin
Mining Company, a. corporation, was
defendant, upon a, jadEment rendered
the. 10th day of October, A. D. 1872.
for the sum of $167&69, lawful money
of the United States, besides cost and
interest, have this day levied upon
an the right, title, claim and inter
est Of said defendants, Idaho Gold
Coin Mining Company, a. corporation.
LOT, In and to the following described
read estate, to-wit:. North Star
quartz mining claim, location notice
LOT which Is recorded In book one OF
Quartz location notices, at page 302.
BADGER quartz mining claim, the To-
cation notice or which H. recorded, In
book five Of quartz lecations notices
at. page 52S.
h Gray Hound quartz mining claim'
the location Of which ID recorded. in
book. IL Of quartz location notices
page $50.
| Ground Hog quartz mining claim,
1.-The location notice OF which is re-
Icorded in book 8 Of quartz location
notices, at page 176.
Savage quartz mining claim, the 10
cation notice of which is recorded i'm
book; 8 of quartz location notices. at
page ~.
|, North Star, No. 2 quartz mining
claim, the location notice of which
Liza recorded in book II Of quartz
location notices, at page 249.
Badger No. 2 quartz mining claim
the location notice OF which is record
ed In book II Of quartz location no
ltiees, at page Isl.
+ Rambo quartz mining claim, the 10
lcatioa3 notice of which is recorded iI
! book II Of quartz location notices
at page All.
! Red Fir quartz mining claim, tht
location notice of which lis recorded
FIN book II Of quartz location notices
at page 470.
= Yellow Rosss quartz, mining claim
the location notice Of which Ia re
Icordsd in book LII os' quartz location
1notices, at page 469.
4 Grey Fox quartz mining claim, tn
location notice OF which is recorded
in book II Of quartz location notices
Fat page 46S.
+ All of said mining, claims being il
Meal Mining District, Elmoge County
4 State of Idaho. And reference i
hereby made to the above describes
aocatin notices. for a. more particula
description Of each said minin
q zclaims, which said location notices. i
II OF record in the Office of the Aud
dtorI and Recorder of said Elmor
County, Idaho.
+ Public notice Is hereby given tina
l will, ON Monday, the 2Sth day o
ltApril, A. D. 1918, at Two o'clock P
I'M, Qf said day, in front of tn
,ICourt, House door of the County q
Gilmore, Idaho, sell at public auction
for lawful money, all the right, title
claim and interest OF said defend
ant, of, in and to the above describ
Led property, or 80 much thereof a
may be necessary to raise suffl
|cient money to satisfy said judgment
with, interest, costs and expenses o
sale, to the, highest and best bidder.
1 Dated this 5th day of~April, 1913.
" ARTHUR. A. STEVENS,
r. Sheriff
n BY w. w. FOUNTAIN,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-09-23


tiful complexion. The ,adage that
beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
is certainly true.
The eyes and the mouth give the
expression to, the face and it is just
this expression which makes or un-
makes beauty. Both the mouth and
the eyes depend more on their shape
than their color, although coral lips"
have been one Of the charms which
the poets have raved over and "eyes
of heavens own blue,'' etc., etc., are
to be found in almost every novel
one reads.
l have seen beautiful eyes of every
color. Black, brown, blue and gray,
but the most fascinating eyes ever
saw were blue gray, fecked with
spots of golden brown.
The golden spots seemed to be just
swimming about in blue gray pool
The girl, however, was far from a
beauty, as her mouth and teeth were
impossible.
A friend of mine who had the typ
ical Irish gray eyes put in with a
'smutty finger and wide, smiling
mouth was about when l was talking
of this theory one day and said:
Nevertheless, Billie, I'd rather |
have a beautiful pair of eyes than a
beautiful mouth"
"Why?" l asked.
WELL" she said, suppose you
were sitting down with someone you
wished to charm, you could keep a
fan or handkerchief up to your
mouth and if your voice was sweet |
and your eyes looked bright he would |
never notice your imperfection.
'fBut, if your mouth was a Cupid's |
bow and your eyes were crossed
how would you ever cover them up
while YOU. sweetheart sat beside you
listening to what you had to say?"
She was right about that, and the |
beautiful Empress Josephine invent
ed the lace handkerchief, which she
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-09-23
roo MUCH. IS
BY Berton BraIey.


Our hearts are very tender
Toward maidens sweet and slender,
And gladly do we render
Our homage to the Fair;
Yet, we are sick of faces
OF Molls and Dolls and Graces
Who shipper from their places
On covers everywhere!
Their charm is evanescent,
We've ceased to find their pleasant
These girls forever present
On magazines galore;
So-benedict or lover
About the stands we hover
Hoping to note a cover
Where girls are seen no more.
Oh, editors, have pity!
These girls-of course-are pretty,
But Phyllis, Maude and Kitty
Have palled beyond doubt;
So cease to put before us
That endless beauty chorus,
We've seen 'em till they bore us,
We pray thee-cut 'em out!
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-09-23

Percy-Look here, sir, these trousI
ers are too short. &7t
Tailor-No, sir, the trousers are all
right; it's your legs are too long. s