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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1913-08-14
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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1913-08-14

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bupilaani ia ia miippnee feud part
len miittoo. Wtiis SuIba 9eIatpsfi
%ieuraIi mp6sfin beiodn f%ansiaan.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1913-08-14

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The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22

given tomorrow. Then followed the
Iplea in arrest of judgment by the
defendants attorneys, Scheen &
Blanchard and J. d. Wilkinson.
The conclusion of the court was
anticipated. The case against Ma
roun was so plain that it would
seem his escape was impossible. If
he had been selling milk instead of
Hiawatha so-called, he would not
have been entangled in the meshes
of the law. There is some differ
ence between Hiawatha and milk,
even if it be skinned and possibly
diluted with water.
1t is unnecessary to review the
case, which has been given a full
Iairing. As should be expected, Ma
rOun insists that he is innocent, but
he is not an exception. With his
money and his influence MarOun
has been successful until now in
defying the law.
The evidence on which he was
tried recently is the same, in sub
stance, as the evidence upon which
his conviction wa secured On
first trial. Judge L. G. Blanchard is
entitled to commendation in hav-
ing dealt even handed justice in
this case. Maroun's conviction for
a second time should have a good
effect in deterring others who may
be inclined to disregard the law. 1t
is only through the terrors of the
law that the law-breakers can be
persuaded to keep straight and
within the samewhat narrow path
of the beer which is near but not
over per cent strong. 1t is said
this kind of near beer is drinkable
when well iced, but it is wanting in
the vigor which stimulates into
hiiarity if not booze.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22

The charter members of this school will have full to this
school until December 49, 9i3 for the small of $40 or $5
payable $40 and $40 each month"; until the fifth month"; which
will be $500 Now is the CHANGE OF LIFETIME to learn
of the best businesses learn short ne and
whose demand qualified
Fathers the supernend of this school and make
for sons future welfare Mothers look out for
daughters future welfare Boys from IL to II this
material for this
study and learn very This has been experience
Remember this School door and asked to
be the chartered all that
would in to leave home to learn whabl will
teach home Now have got but short time get in
this price the scholarship will the school
has been chartered have had thirty years experience
tor agent the leading railroads the South and teach
Telegaphy having taught first school of this kind in 1882
after teaching the public schools of Arkansas and Missouri for
quite number of
This School will open the FIRST MONDAY IN JUNE 1913, AT
$50 A. NJ, close at p NJ FIVE DAYS EACH WEEK.
You why turn out qualified boys and girls in so short
time three five MONTHS and the only question for
o get qualified and the POSITION is READY FOR YOU.
Call at the school and the superintendent and will
be convinced j. j. HARDIN Superintendent
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
The Officers Elected for the Ensu-
ing Term-The Executive Com
mittee and Chairmen Of Commit
tpeQ

At the annual meeting of the
Chamber of Commerce held Tues
day afternoon which was called to
order by the retiring president, W.
II. Glassell, there were elected the
|officers for the ensuing year as fol-
lows: - &
President nt--Frank d. Lee of the
Lee Hardware Company.
First Vice President. B. Ards
OF Ardis & Co.
Second Vice President w. X
Henderson ST., of the Henderson
Iron Works and Supply Company.
Traffic Manager-George r. At
kins Jr.
Treasurer-Andrew Querbes..
The executive committee consists
of F. D. Lee, president; j. B. Ardis
first vice president; w. X. Hendef-
son ST., second vice president; An
drew Queries, treasurer; George Il
Atkins Jr., traffic manager; E. X
Smith and w. e. Glassell, the two
former presidents of the chamber
L E. Thomas, J. H. Jordan, 8. w
Mason, Sam Dreyfuss, John Jen-
kins, Fred GOsman and Leon X
tSmith.
Chairmen Of Committees.
Advertising-Samuel Dreyfuss.i
Agriculture-W. E. Glassell.
Arbitration-F. H. GOsman.
Convention and Entertainment
Andrew Queries.
Civic improvements and Coco
Roads-peter YOuree.
Manufacturers X. Hender-
son Sr.
Auditing-L. C. Best.
Freight and Transportation--Geo
T. Atkins Jr.
Houses. w. Mason.
Legislation-Leon R. Smith.
Membership and Finance. B
lArdis.
COtton-John Jenkins.
Each chairman Is authorized tt
complete his committee by selection
from the members of the board O.
directors.
The secretaryship is being filled
Temporarily by Mr.. Atkins. The va.
cancy arising from the resignation
of Mr.. McColgin will be filled a!
soon as possible. There have beer
1eceived several applications fo1
the position.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22

At the session Of the City Court
this morning Judge L. C. Blanchard
announced that Joe Maroun was
guilty and that sentence win be
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22
vOlving the integrity, the very ma
JcSty of the law.

volvlng the integrity, the very ma
Jcsty of the law.
If it were possible for a full
membership of any club or of any
organization to decline to testify
about matters involving law and
order in the club or organization
the law would soon degenerate into
contempt.
The three witnesses believed it
was their constitutional prerOgative
to not answer the question pro-
pounded by the Grand Jury, but
were relieved of all doubt when
they were explained their duty
under the law.
The Grand Jury's investigation is
proceeding withou interruption.
There is no telling what the
Grand Jury may have in mind for
development.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22
JUDGE John II. Land.

American Press: Judge Land of
Shreveport will surely put a ring in
the nose of the bootleggers of that
parish He will give them the full
penalty of the law the first shot,
double it for the second offense,
treble it for the third and if they
come before him again it will be
perpetual Imprisonment under the
habitual criminal act. That will in
sure some life term road hands.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22

Comparative Statement.
This yr Last ".
Since yesterday - 3 -
Same day last year 26 -
Thus far this week. i8 f23
Thus far last year III -
Since September i---i4O,638 f42,O8
Net stock on hand 1869 1926
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22
COTTON MARKET

Office of The Caucasian
Shreveport, La, May %, 1913
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22

By the U. s. Weather Bureau:
Light to heavy showers have oc-
CURED over the greater part of the
cotton belt, except generally fair in
the Atlanta and Oklahoma districts.
Heavy rainfalls were recorded over
much of Mississippi, Louisiana, Ar
kansas, eastern Texas and Tennes-
see. Cool weather has been mainly
confined to Oklahoma.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22
Shreveport Telegraph School
SHREVEPORT, La 4
Charter Members

This School located the Fourth Floor Of the Levy Building
Corner Texas and Edwards Streets.
TAKE ELEVATOR TO THE SCHOOL ROOM.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22

Shreveport Market.
The market closed quiet.
RpcpinfS 2 halpS
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22
DIR. Mary Walker.

Monroe NeWs-Star: DR.. Mary
Walker, who wears pants la man.
says wOmen's dress is the cause of
vice. 1t is probable that there
would be an awful slump in vice if
the women would all adopt DR..
Walkers style.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22
CONTEMPT OF COURT.

Three Witnesses Called Before the
Grand Jury Decline to Testify.
They Are Called into Court and
Are Each Fined Twenty-Five Dol
lars and Sentenced to Five Days
i'm Jail-On the Plea Of the De-
PENDANTS a Delay i'm the Execution
of the Courts Mandate.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22
River STAGE,

Denison "a, fall of 08; Arthur
City HI, fall Of O.8; White Cliffs
22.4, fall Of is; Fulton 22.7, rise of
Oo3; Ringo Crossing 26, rise Of 2.6;
Spring Bank 1873, rise of o.; JEFF
ferson 60, rise Of 10; Shreveport
100, rise Of o..
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1913-05-22
THE MAROUN CASE.

The Verdict OF the City Court,
Judqe L. C. Blanchard, Is Guilty.
Sentence TOmOFrOw-MOtiOn In
Arrest Of Judgment.
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reducing dislocations by means of pulleys
before 1t had been found that small dose

reducing dislocations by means of pulleys
before it had been found that small dose
of chloroform would relax the muscles
and make the patient unconscious during
the operation. The most striking was
that for reducing a dislocateu shoulder.
The patient stood on stool with his arm
over ladder. An assistant stood on
another stool so placed as to be able to
throw his weight on the upper portion oil
the shoulder. Another friend pulled the
arm down. At the critical moment some
one quickly took away the stool on which
the patient was standing. and If the pro-
ceeding was successful the arm went back
with click.
"Paracelsus," DIR. Sandwich said, had
been called the Luther of medicine, be-
cause while Luther had burned the papal
bull Paracelsus had burned the works of
Galen. Paracelsus was a defender Of re-
search. He urged his students to go out
and study the patients, to refuse to accept
the idea that the internal arrangements
of man and pig were the same. but to
see If they were so by dissection.
Michael Servetus had helped to dis
cover the circulation of the blood but he
he would not accept the orthodox views
as to the doctrine of the Trinity. Calvin
had had him burned in effigy, and then
had had him burned at the stake. but he
had died calling out: Jesus. son of Eter-
nal God, have mercy 1t was credit to
Calvins followers that 400 years later
they had set up a statue with an inscrip-
ton stating that while they still thought
highly of Calvin. they had erected a
monument in expiation of that one mis-
take
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sPLINTS 5000 YEARS OLD.
Boiling Oil for Wounds-Great Mill
tary Surgeons.
From the London Standard.

From the London Standard.
1.-The oldest physician whose existence
was known practiced at the court OF a
Pharaoh Of the fifth dynasty about G.OOJ
years ago." said DIR. F. NJ. Sandwich in a
recent lecture in London. His popularity
with his master had apparently been
great, for the Pharaoh had given an order
that he should be supplied with slabs OF
stone for his tomb similar to those he was
having prepared for himself. His private
life had evidently been less happy, for In
every case the name of his Wife had been
erased.
"Splints found in the Nubian deserts
were similar in principle to those of the
present day, and the knots used to keep
them in place were reef knots. the same
as those now taught to students The
bandaging, as today, was done SO that the
folds crossed at right angles with view
to their being kept In place. Palm fiber
was used to serve the function of cotton
wool, and fine linen to take the place
Of gauZe.
Pare, who worked in the sixteenth GEN.
tury, was a soldier-surgeon of the best
type. He was a man who had never ar
rogated to himself the power of healing
and writing in his diary of an o..,cer who
had been struck in the chest with shell,
he made the entry that was typical of
him: i dressed his wounds, God cured
him. There was the story, too. of Pare
trying to get some substitute for the in
variable practice of treating shot wounds
with boiling OIL On one occasion the oil
ran short and Pare. forced to try SUBJ
stitute for his wounded, spent a sleepless
night.
"On finding them in the morning happy
and without Inflammation he exclaimed,
i will never again put boiling oil into
these mems wounds" and persuaded his
N
Pare, too, they owed the innovation of
tying the arteries instead Of cauterizing
the stump of the limb. The instruments
of the kind We're curious, with strangely
decorative handles, but little attention
was paid to the problem of designing
them so that they might easily be kept
Clean
Curious methods used to be adopted for
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The Sup:r.luities,
BY DIR. FRANK CRANE.

Beware of the superfuities! They
crowd out the. necessities. The more
things you have that YOU don't want the
less you have that you do want.
The reason why prosperity SO often de-
grades life is that there can be no noble
life without simplicity.
If you want to write. for instance. it
IS better to use a plain deal table than a
mahogany, carved table studded with dia-
monds, because the cheap article does not
detract your attention, require your care,
nor in any wise get in your way.
To own a real pearl necklace and a
quart Of diamond rings is to clog your
life. They do nothing to you but tickle
your vanity. which is contemplate;
while in others they provoke jealousy,
envy, perhaps robbery and murder Why
bother with them?
The best kind OF life, it is universally
acknowledged. is that kind that has the
most worthy enthusiaSms. To get pleas
ure out of music, literature, the arts,
travel and the intercourse with superior
minds deepens and enriches your per-
sonality. An overbfg house, a retinue
of servants. several automobiles. horses
dogs. expensive clothes and a hundred
wagon loads of bric-a-brac render this
best kind of life impossible.
1t is a common complaint that there
are SO many things going on and so
many demands made upon us in our
modern life that we have no time for
self-culture. If we would unload our
superfiuities We would find time.
Cut out the superfluous friends of
your social world. Resign from your
strife for precedence. Get your living
down to the bare comforts and neces-
sites and you will feel as gay and free
as boy when he first takes off his shoes
and runs barefoot over the grass in
spring.
You need leisure. You need hours in
which to grow and ripen. You cannot
have this unless you reduce your pro-
gram OF life to simple terms
Luxury. eXtravasance. great possess
sions. intense activity in society," are ut
terly incompatible with genuine refine
ment and richness of character. They
spell Phiiistinism.
Nobility is impossible in any other than
the "si'nple life" And to long for the
superfluities is as bad as to have them
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-03
BANKING HOUSE CHANGES
DUE TO LARGE GROWTH
Four Institutions Find It Necessary to Have
New or Remode1ed Quarters.

woman depositors where they can MI
up their deposit slips and attend to other
banking business.
The fittings Of the room are bronze ana
marble and the walls have been finished
in color scheme that harmoniZes with
and completes the whole.
A New Bank Building.
A new bank building is nearing compile
ton at the northwest corner Of Sth ana
III streets northeast. 1t will be occupied
by the northeast branch of the Home
Savings Bank, that has been housed for
several years in building at the corner
of 7th and Fl streets which was built
for it's use. but which has proved in the
development of the business to be entire
ly too small.
The president of the bank. b. F. Saul.
and the board of directors came to the
conclusion in making this change that 1t
must be along lines that would allow
provision for the future in this section of
the city. So the new building Is larger
than the old one and is SO built that
additions can be made when needed.
During the week the new home OF the
Seventh Street Savings Bank. at the
northwest, was occupied by that institu-
ton The exterior, of tapestry brick with
stone cornice. occupies lot thirty-tWo by
seventysix feet. while the interior Is
finished In mahogany. The building Is
two stories in height. and the president
of the bank, Somerset Waters, and the
other officers and directors are gratified
with the growth of the business since
it's organization, last July.
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record was that in the possession OF the
late Mr.. Rowland Ward at one time 1t
measured IL feet 81. inches over the
curve and scaled 10 pounds. It's fellow
measured IL feet IN length and weighed
las pounds. The pair now enrich the
American national collection.
Sir Edmund Loder Is the possesor of a
very fine single tusk. which measures y
feet o inches and weighs ISL pounds. In
1911 Mr.. w. W. Greener. the Haymarkct
gunmaker, had in his window a wonder
fully even pair of teeth, which scaled just
over 1S4 pounds apiece, had widest cir
conference OF % inches and an extreme
length Of feet. They made very fine
second to Maj Powell-Cotton's splendid
pair
remarkable tusk in the possession or
Mr. Graham Pownail. which came from
Uganda, measures feet > inches, has a
circumference of 2Sis inches and scales
175 pounds. These instances Will give
some idea of the magnificent ivory pro-
duced by the elephants of equatorial
Africa II might be mentioned that the
average weight OF elephant tusks 10
about 10 pounds apiece. A.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-03
Open and Lighted Until 9 Pm.
THOMAS j. FISHER & CO., Ir1c.,
General Sales Agent

month as many as ninety-five pairs OF
tusks. Thus to supply this single firm
no fewer than LILO elephants suffered
death annually. And the demand for
tusks may be gathered from the fact that
about 800 tons are sold in London alone
during the year.
The consequence is that the chance of a
big-game hunters coming across such an
elephant as that shot by Maj. Powell
Cotton IN the KonGo State eight years ago,
whose tusks weighed 3f2 pounds. Is very
remote These were the finest pair of
elephants teeth ever secured by a white
sportsman, although they are not the
heaviest on record The heaviest pair OF
tusks ever secured are to be seen in a
museum in the United States. One of the
tusks measures 10 feet 4 inches along the
outer curve and scales 30 pounds, and
the other, which is an inch or two less.
weighs 225 pounds. giving a total of 40
pounds.
The second of these tusks is eclipsed by
one to be seen in the British Museum
collection. II measures 10 feet 2,a inches,
is 941s inches in circumference and weighs
&c pounds. One OF the longest tnsks on
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-03
Sol d Pressed Steel Cabinet

Is
Washington homes Convenient and the housewife
the pressed glass compartments clean
proof and dustproof
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The building at the northeast corner OF
9th and G streets northwest Is to be re-
modelled, and when the changes are COM
pleted, which it is expected will be in the
near future, it will be occupied by the
Security Savings and Commercial Bank
Since it opened it's doors for business a
few weeks ago this bank has been located
In the same block, short distance to the
north. at 733 9th street.
The new banking office will have broad
frontages on two streets, with an ex-
terror of white terra Gotta, and with a
complete equipment of banking fixtures
It will be, in the opinion of the president,
julius l. Peyser. and the cashier, John
III. Baltz and the other officers and di-
rectors. a modern and convenient banking
house.
Union Savings Bank Changes.
Changes have been made by the Union
Savings Bank in its building on 18th street
between G street and New York avenue, so
that the banking room has been improved
in appearance and the convenience of do
ing business there has ben increased. All
office has been provided for the president
of the bank, f. Southland Parker. at the
front Just off the main entrance, while
the cages have been placed along the
north side leaving a roomy space FOR the
use of the customers of the bank. The
office of the cashier. c. l.. Bowman, Is
conveniently situated. while toward the
vault is room fitted up for the use of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-03
TEETH TEN FEET LONG.
Elephants Record Tusks-Growing
Demand for Ivory.

From Lolsion Tit-Bi.s.
1t is the ambition Of most big-game
hunters to bag a good ''tusker''-an ele-
plant with exceptionally big teeth to
use the sporting term-but that ambition
is seldom realized nowadays, for eie-
plants, particularly those Of record age
and size, are becoming more rare every
day. Indeed. it is stated that the African
elephant, from whom the finest ivory is
obtained. is doomed. 1t has practically
vanished from South Africa, and is being
slowly eNterminated in other parts of the
country. This DETERMINATION has been
brought about b. the great demand for
ivory nowadays.
Only few years since a single large
firm of billiard table makers used in
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-03
It Pays.
ON the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
At the urgent request Of the advertising
department we reprint this bit of logic
from an unknown source
when a duck lays an egg she just
waddles off as II nothing had happened.
when the hen lays an egg there's a
whale. of a noise.
THE hen advertises. Hence the de-
mand for hens eggs instead of ducks
eggs"