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Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-04-21
FOR SALE--ReaI Estate.

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FOR SALE Ranch. fine Location fVi
shccp on cattle. good improve.
mcnis good fruit land $1,000, halt
cash. owner. Journal
FOR SALE-At bargain. for cash.
one-story concrete store building
Suitable for mercantile or saloon husi-
ness. Best business corner In Fort
sumner, n. NJ. with south and east
front Apply Box i0, Fort sumner
n. NJ.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-04-21
IDEAL POULTRY RANCH,

HATCHING EGGS nom strong. neal
thy winter layers No White Diar-
rhoea ever IN my flocks. White Dlar-
rhoea can be inherited from parents
and very contagious BE sure your
eggs are from healthy parents. Impe-
rial Red Feather. r. /. Red or Blue
Andalusians, per 13 eggs. s100. The
Blue Andalusian Poultry Yard, Box
137 Belen ~ NJ
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-04-21
WANTED--PoSitlons.

-~@~~~o~o~0~~~N~~N-~~~-~-o
WANTED-By first-elass carpenter,
repairing, furniture. etc. See Frank
Ughel. 207 w. Tiieras
WANTED-Position III mechanic
handy on an machinery and car
penter work, married man. r. X,
journal.
WANTED Position on ranch or in
mining camp by American woman.
experienced in cooking ana house
work. Address co. this paper
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-04-21

F0R SALE-HOuSeS.


FOR SALt 5-raom dwelling, mod
ern' light bath hot and cold water,
screened pofehcs. Must sell at once.
a bargain. Inquire SIG Mountain
Roud
THERE might have been murder
committed ou S, Second street. hut
they bought a home Grcut bargains.
w. II. MeMtlion 2l5 w Gold
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-04-21
FOR RENT-Rooms.
21I W, Gold

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FOR tENT-lufnished room, mod
ern. 21s S Walter ST.
FOR Furnished rooms mod
efn. no sick. Apply 5aN y w. Central
FOR RENT-Kooms. furnished. Al
Hotel Denver.
FOR Nicely furnished front
room. cog W silver
FOR RENT-Pleasant rooms IN mod
efn home. Phone 9f1.
FOR RENT-Rooms with or without
board. Mrs. Souders. il0 S. Arno.
FOR RENT--Nicely furnished room
for gentleman, $s. $40 s. Walter.
FOR RENT housekeeping rooms
screen porches 1901 $. Edith
FOR RENT-Rooms. furnished for
housekeeping. ga w. Central.
FOR RENT-Cool. clean. sanitary
rooms, strictly modern 422 n 9th.
FOR RENT rooms for light house
keeping S12 404 N. Second.
FOR RENT'-Two unfurnishcd rooms.
Reasonable loo N Edith, upstairs
FOR RENT-Nicoly furnished rooms
for light housekeeping. close In.
Cali 423 w. Marquette.
FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished
rooms for housekeeping; modern;
no sick 52l w. silver.
FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms
for light housekceping $40 per
month. 6tg n Ifth
FOR REN1'-Large sun parlor, with
board, other rooms. Summer rates.
224 N Eighth.
FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms
for light housekeeping, modern
sos South Second street
FOR RENT-Two rooms furnished for
light housekeeping; screen porch,
$40. 7S4 S. Arno
FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms
for housekeeping Screened porch.
Inquire 4I5 N. Sixth ST.
FOR RENT-Large, wen furnished
room, suitable for office or dress
making. Grant bldg 3O3A w. Cen
trail
FOR RENT-Three furnished rooms
for light housekeeping. with pri-
yate bath and sleeping porch Tom
Hubbell house, l028 w. Central Ave
FOR RENT-To Christian people,
sleeping rooms S5 month; house
keeping rooms. SS month no sick and
no children. Mrs Marley. Alb S.
Broadway Phone 15t0W.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-04-21
FOR SALE-LivestOCk, Poultry.


FOR SALE-R ]. Red chickens and
canary birds. Call 2lS S. Walter.
FOR sALE-125 well bred young
mules. Address 222 n. High.
FOR SALE = Pair thoroughhred
bronze turkeys. SIS 2li y. Walnut
FOR SALE Mountain raised pure
Bronze turkey eggs, 25 cente each.
Miss Alice Benham, "Ihe Willows. '
Pines, n NJ.
FOR SALE Baby chicks and eygs
for Matching. from S. c. White
Bu6 and Brown Leghorns. NJ. X
Hunt, 72l S. Edith. Phone 1216J.
FoR sALE-llens. baby chicks and
eggs for Matching from Il. l. Reds,
w. Rocks and W. orplngtous. 41S S.
Broadway. Phone 1510W
FOR sALE-sO Buff orpineton
chicks, two weeks old. % cents
opiece. lt2o south Arno.
For sALE-Two tboroughbfed prize
winning. beautifully marked two
months old male Scotch Collie pup
pies. Telephone i8i. j.. *. u. Sellers
BARRED ROCKs-Eggs FOR Matching
Sl50 10 $500 per setting of A..
Yearling hene sl25 each LaGelle
Poultry yards J. D. Notgrass. 604 ~.
Second street AlbuQuerqpo. a. NJ.
For SALE Good horse. win work
single or double. or ride. will sen
cheap. 722 70. cold Ave, or city en-
eineor's office.
ron SALE SETTINGS Of eggs. fancy
bred Bun Orpnetous Sl00: Black
Mlnorea, 800; Plymouth Rock. 75c
Leghorn fwhite), 75c Phone 500. Can
corner OF N. 18th and Roma
For sALE-Eggs for hatching from
thoroughbred w Orpingtons, r. I.
Reds, Il. Plymouth 1ocks and y.
Minocras S per IS. S5 per 100. VIM.
Bietz, 4l3 w. Atlantic Phone llsgW.
FOR SALE Day old chicks, Barred
Rocks, 20c and 35c each; SIS ana
SS2 per 100. S. c. White Leghorns,
l6c each; sl4 per 100 w. Wander
slnis, box 34S Phone 53l
FOR sALE-White Wyandoue eggs,
$l.50 per Is; best layers, proven.
winning End in two world contests
J. NJ. Cook 1915 N. Firth.
IDEAL POULTRY RANCH,
Old Albuquerque. \. NJ,
has eggs for Matching from eleven dif-
ferent laying strains for sale. Also
bronze turkey eggs. eau phone 1858,
or write for particulars
FOR SALE Mammoth bronze tur-
key eggs, 20 cents each Peggy
strain Kellerstraus White Orpiueton
eggs, 81 setting, rs white Loghorn laN~
ing hens; w Orpngton cockerels.
llillswell Ranch Phone 1927.
THEY LAY, they win. they pay Won
four firsts one second at state fair.
1911, six firsts two seconds 1912.
Il. 6. Il +. Reds, Mottled Aneonas, IS |
g. White Orpingtons, Buff OfpinRtons, |
Silver Laced Wyandottcs ana l. r. |
duck Eggs ana chicks for sale We
also do custom hatehing H. f. Thorn |
as. = Q Box Ill. az =. lIazeldine
EGGS from strong. heal |
thy winter layers. No White Diar-
rhoea ever IN my flocka. White Dlar- /
rhoea can be inherited from parents /
md very contagious. BE sure your |
Eggs are from healthy parents Impe-
'ia Red Feather, II. /. Rcd or Blue
Andalusians, per 70 eggs. s1.0O. The
Blue Andalusian Poultry Yard. Box
37 Belen. N. NJ
FOR SALE OR RENT.
FOR RENT OR sALE--Good horses
|
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-04-21
ATCHISON. TOPEKA a SANTA Fm
RAILWAY co.
Revised Time Table.
BY "H0P.D

effective December 8, 1919
Westbouud.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

Miss Mary Terry Of Chicago weighs
coo pounds.
Mrs Eleanor Wheeler Of Chicago
has celebrated her one hundredth
birthday.
Mrs. William Foote. daughter OF
General Baldwin Of Denver. was the
first white child born on the Santa Fs
trail.
Mrs. Rebecca Karp OF Brooklyn for
twenty-five years has sold newspapers
for a living and has accumulated q
fortune Of $4,000 in the business.
Countess LamsdOrf Of St Petersburg
claims TO have attended LOO balls
and to have danced steps equivalent
to 1900 miles. Thinks she has set a
record
Miss Kate Dafin is superintendent
OF the Confederate Woman's Home at
Austin, Tex, and Is also state presi-
dent OF the Daughters OF the Confed-
eracy. Miss Dafin is a brilliant lee
turer OF literary ability. and has BEEN
president Of the Texas Woman's Press
association.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Pen, ChiSeI and Brush.

q. K. Chesterton. the famous Eng
ish writer. is still on the sunny side
OF forty.
Karl Theodore F. Bitter. who de-
signed the Thomas Jefferson statue. as
part Of the Jefferson memorial, which
has recently been dedicated in St
Louis to commemorate the statesman.
and also the acquisition Of the LOuisi-
ana Purchase. Is a native OF Vienna,
but since 1880 has resided In this
country.
Sir John Tenniel, the greatest Of
English political cartOonists, Is now In
his ninety fourth year and despite his
great age is In good health. BE joined
the stan Of Punch in 1851. retiring in
1901. Though probably most widely
known for his political cartoons, he
won undying fame by illustrating the
"Alice" books and "Lalla ROokh."
Get out and hustle round the town
Don't be lazy pup
Just roll those high cuffed trousers down
And roll your sleeves way up.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
THRIFTY BUSINESS CONCERN.

National Benefit Association In WASH
inston Has Rapid Growth.
The National Benefit association at
Washington, operating in six states
owning property valued at $4,000
and embracing a membership Of 20
900, Is doing a phenomenal work Tor
the commercial upEft Of the race
It began business foarteen years ago
In a six dollar per month room. The
association now owns the building In
which II was then a humble tenant
a modern Office building with twenty
seven finely appointed rooms, valued
at about $4,000.
After using much Of the space Tor
its own offices the association collects
81 800 per annum from its tenants. 1t
has regularly employed in its home OF
fee twenty-seEen clerks and stenogra-
pliers, making with its army OF held
agents, etc, a total Of $50 persons
earning a good living through the Ma
tionaI Benefit association
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
StCno Again.

While Jones was waiting for NJ.
change in an uptown store be happen
ed TO glance down and there, lying
right at his feet, was a Eve dollar sold
piece just waiting there for somebody
TO come along and pick II up.
Quivering with excitement and glanc,
Ing cautiously around to see that nc
one was watching him, he dropped
quite accidentally. OF course-one OF
his gloves on top Of the coin. BE
picked up his glove. but the s. alas,
did not accompany It The elusive
coin remained still where it was-upou
the floor. he made a second attempt
to get hold Of It, but with the same
result.
Then. Just as he was contemplating
the wisdom Of a third endeavor, q
store demonstration came up to him
and said:
Good evening. sir! May I be al.
lowed to show you a bottle of our IA
nous liquid glue? As no doubt you
are aware its sticking powers
But Jones had fied.-Fun-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
ZION HoNoRs DR.. BoLDEN.
Energetic Young Minister Goes to
Switzerland at chureh's Bshest.


Energetic Young Minister Goes to
Switzerland at chureh'S Bshsst.
New York.-Rev. DR.. R. NJ. Bolden.
Dne Of the most prominent OF the Zion
cEurchmen and for four years pastor
OF the Mother Zion A. N. E. church in
this city, has been appointed as a dele
gate to represent the Zion church Of
America at the seventh worlds Sun
day school convention to be held in
Zurich, Switzerland. July s to Is.
DR.. Bolden has been granted a six
ty-five days leave Of absence from his
church. He sailed for London Satur-
day, June p. Before returning to
America DIR. Bolden will visit Geneva,
Genoa, Florence, Rome, Venice, Ber-
lin. Antwerp, Brussels and The Hague.
The selection OF DR.. Bolden to repre-
sent his connection at this great gather
ing Is a signal honor for the young
pastor, who has made such a com
mendable and distinct record as a pas
tor In this city.
Mother Zion church is proud OF the
honor that has come to its pastor, and
the congregation has assumed the en-
tire responsibility OF the expense o.
the trip. DR.. Bolden has maintained
the high standard which the Mother
Zion church has held in the connection
for many years. He has taken in the
the church over 500 members and has
raised in collections for the support
Of the church $4,000.
The church has under its control
property valued at $4,000, all OF
which was secured under the pastorate
Of DR.. Bolden-
The church is well organized and Is
the pride OF the Zionites. DR.. Bolden
Is one Of the most energetic men In
the ministry here and is ever ready to
encourage and help the young men Of
his church. He has been the means
Of inspiring many OF them to enter
the ministry. He is a strong and force
full preacher. He Is a graduate Of Liv
ingstone college. the correctional
school In Salisbury, N. C.
Mother Zion church, which was
founded III years ago, IS one OF the
most historic church institutions Of
the race and has back OF II long and
interesting history. Around the church
has grown up a most worthy tradition,
and the church has been the means Of
inspiring many Of the well known pro-
fessional people on the beginning Of
their career.
The church was founded IN 1877 by
committee Of nine pioneer religious
workers OF the race, who withdrew
from the White NJ. E. church The
first service was held In Miller's cabi-
net shop.
Afterward the first trustees Of the
church were granted a corporate char
ter under the Zion A. NJ. E. church In
New York. In 1860 the general con-
ference made the name ''Zion" part Of
the corporate title. The growth OF
the church necessitated its moving TO
larger quarters. It is now located In
its handsome new home, with every
convenience, on West Eighty-ninth
street.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
A Hot Knife.

"a knife that cuts butter when II
is hot (and under no other circum-
the reason Of this Is easily explained.
Heat expands metal and in proportion
to the amount Of metal which is heat
ed There is more metal I'm the breadth
Of a blade than in its thickness, and
the former therefore is expanded I'M
mensely more than the latter. In other
words, the wedgelike shape is length
ened, and the tool becomes sharp"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
UTOPIA NEIGHBoRHooD CLUB
MAKES ITS ANNUAL REPORT
Raises Large Sum and Aids Many
Needy Persons In New York.

The Utopia NeighbOrhood club IN
New York was organized in Novem-
Der, 1911 The object OF the club IS to
do social settlement work generally
among the people OF the community
and city. 1t has concerned itself for
the past year with raising funds in aid
Of the movement to establish a home
for delinquent colored girls. The club
had a small beginning. but has stead
lily grown in membership and useful
ness.
Meetings are held weekly on Monday
evening. The meetings are divided
into two groups or classes, business
and social. at the June business
meeting the annual report was made
public. 1t showed a membership Of
seventy-fve active persons, who are
constantly working for the relief Of
the masses in the thickly settled sec
lions Of the city. Their efforts have
not been confined to their own race
alone. but to the white people OF the
community as well
1ue AAsO HAO"E1 NA1N IL "
ganizatiOn has given assistance to
twenty needy persons. secured homes
for two infants and raised the sum OF
S1,076 toward the delinquent home
fund. The money was placed with
the National League on Urban Condi-
lions, Of which DIR. George Z Haynes
Of Fisk university is chief director.
assisted by Professor Eugene Kinckle
Jones, who has charge Of the work at
the leagues headquarters on West
Fortieth street. New York
The officers Of the Utopia Neighbor-
hood club are greatly encouraged over
the success Of the work and are plan
ming for an active campaign the com
ing fall. The general officers OF the
club are: Mrs A s. Reed. president;
Mrs. Ella Mccall. vice president; Mrs
Prince d. Smith. corresponding secre-
tary: Mrs. william n. Tyers. financial
secretary: Mrs. C. Franklin Taylor.
treasurer. and Mrs Mary E Terrell.
chaplain.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
A Nillann SUNDAY


When Sunday strikes the country town
and all the stores are closed,
When on the plank sidewalk the dogs for
hours and hours have doZed
And when the sun Is boiling hot, a heat
one must endure.
I see the signs about and know that this
Is Sunday sure.
The fields show empty burrows now. the
weary working teams
Are In the Uttered stable lot enjoying SUM-
day dreams.
And in the cabin doorways are the men
who yesterday
Were hard at work. but who have put all
thought of work away.
Upon the fields and trees and woods the
Blazing sun beats down.
And farmers and their womenlLnd have
gone to church or town,
For Sunday has come on the land. thu
Sabbath sweet and blest
And men and fields and mules and all en-
Joy the Sunday rest
Galveston NswL
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Mans Portion.

Man wants but little here below,
And you viii win your bets
II you will wager money. DO.
That that Is all he gets.
Cincinnati Enquiries.
The man who gets but little here
Upon this busy earth
Is-if the truth were spread abroad
Just getting all he's worth
Los Angeles Expre@
Man gets but little here below.
Zen then. avoiding strife,
He takes his weekly wad OF dough
And hands II TO his wife
youngstown Telegram.
Man gets but little here below
And isn't long on deck:
Just when he thinks he stands a show
He gets Il in the neck"
Birmingham Age-Herald-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Military ANITA

In parts of South America there Is q
huge species Of ant, looked upon as
considerable Of pest, which really has
in its midst a social and military dis
cipIine, a society in which strict order
Is preserved Close observers Of these
creatures insist they have seen certain
fractions ants penned up in holes and
carefully guarded by watchful COM
panIons- And no one ant is allowed to
kill another without having death In
fiicted upon him in turn
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
The csassIess Flow.

A ring at the telephone drew the Of
fee boy.
Lady to talk to you. sir" he said to
the senior partner.
The senior partner took up the re-
ceiver and stood at the phone for sew
eral minutes.
Then he laid the receiver down and
went back to his desk
Twenty minutes later he raised the
receiver, said q few words and pres
emily hung it up.
Then he turned to his partner.
at was my wife," he explained
"She was still talking and hadn't miss
ed me."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Sedan Chain

Sedan chairs were first used in Eng.
land by the Duke Of Buckingham dur
ing the reign OF James l. The first
chair aroused much indignation among
the people. who said that men were be-
Ing forced to do the work of beasts,
but later on they became very fash
ionabIe.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05

start the love interest early" d.
rected the magazine editor.
HAn right I'll be glad to-" said the
prominent author. Its easier to writs
love gush than eplgramA"-LOUiSEills
Courier-JourDal.
Fist Convict-They say II took ME
ton fifteen days to write one page Of a
book.
Second Convict-That's nothing. I've
been on one sentence six years. and I'm
not through yet-Judge-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Watch Works.

The watch hairspring was the inyen-
ton Of DR.. Robert Hooke, an English
man, In 1858, and Hooke was also the
first to use the lever escapement In
1856 The use Of jewels for the bear
fngs Of the pivots was introduced about
100. and the compensation balance
was invented in 1867
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Lona Island Baptist sumner Session

Long island Baptist summer Session
The Long Island On. y Baptist as
ISOLATION held its summer session 10
the First Baptist church In Flushing
New York, week ending June Il Inc
association is composed Of about sew
enty churches in Brooklyn ana On
Long Island. Among the speakers
were many distinguished pastors VINO
have had the oversight Of the work toE
many years One OF the most helprui
addresses was that Of the Rev. Dr'
William II. Moss, pastor Of the Con
cord Baptist church in Brooklyn
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
a....m.r,, Ihrif,r nu.insa. Man

The Grand Benevolent association In
Bessemer, Ala. Is engaged In an en-
thusiastic membership campaign The
organization Is proving its right to ex-
Ist By the actual good which II e
accomplishing for and among the
masses Of our people in various parts
OF the south Grand Master ]. F. Thom-
as Is one Of the most thrifty business
men In his town and knows how to get
results. The grand lodge Of the order
Vim hold Its annual meeting IN, Nerd
ian. Mss. beginning the second Tues
day in NoEember.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Lucas In Alpha Phi Alpha Fratsrnity.

Lucas In Alpha Phi Alpha Fratsrnity.
Mr.. Clarence Edward Lucas, head
bookkeeper at Howard university IN
Washington, has been made a member
Of the Beta chapter. Alpha PM Al
pha maternity. Young Lucas Is q law
graduate Of Howard. He was made z
notary public during ex-Presidenf
Taft's administration Mr.. Lucas =
q graduats OF the public and high
schools Of Brooklyn and Is held u
high esteem b. the people az Brooklyn.
who admire him for bis ambition Gnd
manly bearng
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
cookinn bic.

About the best way rice can Be cook
"a n "a boil It for twenty minutes N
80 ana 4 half times its bulk OF water.
II covered with a piece OF eheeseeiosn
Il VIII keep warm for an noaL ~ -
rame time the nee win not only y
sender and sweet, but win have reealn-
~ eood share Of whatever nuniment
4 originally possessed
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
He Explains

IT hear you passed my wife on the
street the other day and said she was
not much for looks"
'T can explain. old man You sec,
my wife was along, and she asked me
II I didn't think your wife a perfect
beauty. As a married man yourself,
you know that was my cue To disa-
gree"-LouisviIle Courier-JournaL
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Black opaIa

These are commonly the result OF ar
tiBcial coloring, but true black opals
have been mined in New South wales
during the past nine years The out
put was at first very small. but FOR z
few years amounted to $1,000 or 4O'0OO
Der annum. At present they have De
come extremely rare, scarcely any NV
ing been found during the last nine
months.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Snda Eountaina

Authorities in the drug business cal
culate the number Of soda fountains in
use in the United States at not less
than 5000. and they are said to rep
resent an investment Of 100000.
The annual receipts Of these supplies
Of soft drinks may reach $500. 100000.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
Columbia River.

Ages ago, scientists assert, before the
melting Of the okanogan glacier In the
state Of Washington, the Columbia riV-
er made Niagara insignificant by COM
parison- 1t plunged from the upper to
the lower valley In the Grand COulee,
a sheer fall Of 400 feet.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05

II money could talk you would hear the
world holler.
The tales coin could tell would rnaks
most OF US glum,
And we'd stop TO think where We spent
every dollar
dumb
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
The DupIieatea

The first contains two growing plants;
The second holds her pickles;
The third, her letters; fourth. perchanoa
Odd penclls. dimes and nickels;
The fifth, potatoes yet unpeeleo;
The sixth contains some ehoWder;
within the seventh lie concealed
Some cold cream and some powder.
WHY, what receptacles are these"
You ask, with use 30 variedF
Just cut glass dishes. II you please,
For abe was lately married
Grace McKlnstry IN JudgA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05

$50 Miss Brown is married Wen.
I'm not surprised. She always despis-
ed her own name for fits commences
and declared she would change 1t at
the first opportunity. By the way
whom did she martyr
"a Mr.. Smith. boston Transcript
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05
A phsrence.

Say" remarked Harry. how dye
teach a CURL { SWIM"
"O-oh, that's easy" replied his chum-
You take her vurry gently down t
the water, an you put an arm arOun'
her waist, an you whisper. Dear. don't
be 'fra'"-
"Come or yer perch! It's my sister,"
"Oh, yer sister! Shove her inr-NeW
York American.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05

BiIl-YOu say you got caught IN q
shower?
JILL certainly did.
Didn't you have any umbreIlaY'
Sure II was the fellow who owned
the umbrella that caught me."-Yon-
kers Statesman.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-07-05

A hen after laying Will vainly
Stand and cackle absurdly. insanely.
Though you wonder, no doubt
What she's talking about.
She's egging you on very plainly.
Los Angeles Express.