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Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
WOODBRIDGE

Mrs. Wtttnebert, Of M%etuchen,
visited friends In town Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Kath, Of Wedge
wood avenue, are receiving congratu-
~lations on the birth of a daughter.
Mrs. Pollion, of New York, was a
local visitor Monday.
The ladies Of the Congregational
church held a missionary meeting al
the home Of Mrs. w. A. Osborne, in
Green street, this afternoon.
Mrs. F. l. Perry, who has been
confined to her home by illness fol
the past month, is convalescent.
Leon Harmed was an out-of-towu
visitor Monday afternoon.
On Saturday afternoon Mrs. b. w.
Hoagland entertained a number OF
friends from Railway at bridge at
her home in Barron avenue. the prize
being awarded to Mrs. Edwin Valen-
tine.
Mrs. G. A. Campbell was an out
of-town visitor Monday.
Thomas Hendrickson, Of New
street. went to st. Michael's Hospital,
Newark, on Saturday, where he ex-
poets to undergo an operation.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sprague, of Perth
hiiboy "SiS SuSStS Va ! anu Ahlo'
Augustine, Sunday.
Miss Jessie Lee was a Perth Am
boy visitor Monday.
Mrs. John Weber, of Ridgedaie
avenue, has returned to her home
from the New York Hospital, where
she has been for the past two weeks,
hoping to have her sight restored.
The physicians found an operation
impossible.
Mrs. Hinsdale and Mrs. e. II,
Boynton spent Monday In New York.
Lewis Hoagland is confined to his
home in Barron avenue with an at
tack of grip.
Mrs. E. G. Ensign was an out-of-
town visitor Monday.
Rev. r. w. Mark, who has been i'll
with bronchitis for several weeks.
has recovered sufficiently to be out.
Mrs. Lippincott vas q Railway
visitor Monday afternoon.
Mrs. Patrick Kannaugh is serious
Nv Ill at her home In New street.
Master Burritt Boynton Is Ill with
tonsilitis.
The choir Of the Presbyterian
church met for rehearsal at he home
of Mrs. Seth Lockwood, IN Halfway
avenue, Monday evening.
Mrs. Charles Numbers and daugh-
ter Ruth and Miss Bessie Numbers,
OF Clayton. Del, were Perth Amboy
visitors Monday afternoon.
Mrs. F. F. Anness was an out-of-
town visitor Monday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
SAY REvIlL Il

Mrs. Joseph Nelson spent Friday
with Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Seggel
and Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Mertel.
The funeral Of Mrs. Matthew Oh
minus, who died suddenly at the
home Of Mrs. Feihle In Upper Sayre.
vile, on Saturday night, was held
this morning at Our Lady of Victo-
ries church. Rev. William Gilfllan
officiating.
A two weeks mission was begun
In Our Lady of Victories church on
Sunday. This week the meetings
will be for women; next week for
men.
Mrs. George Heyer, Of Madison, N.
j., is the guest of her cousin, Mrs.
Fred Davis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Schuts, OF Red
Bank, were the week end guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. George 8. Johnson, at
the Methodist Episcopal parsonage.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the
Methodist Episcopal church will
meet at the home of Mrs. N. NJ.
Townley on Thursday afternoon al
two O'Clock.
A meeting or the members of the
Methodist Episcopal church is called
for Wednesday evening, February
10, at eight o'clock. for the purpose
of electing Ave trustees for a term
Of five years. The retiring officers
are J. M. Blew, e. A. Fisher. Charles
w. Fisher and DR.. J. H. Beekman,
Mrs. Waiter Selover and daughter,
Of South Amboy, were the guests OF
town relatives on Sunday.
Walter Riddle spent Sunday with
HIS parents at LyncrOft.
Thomas Smith visited his son-in-
law, Charles De Mise, at st. Peters
hospital, New Brunswick. Sunday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
SOUTH AMBOY
GIRLS ON TOP
Will Graduate from Normal
School This Year.
speclal 70 the EVENING NEWs.

South Amboy, Feb. lit Is not
only South Amboy's young men that
are being heard from, but this time
It is South Amboy's young girls that
we chronicle as climbing to the top
most round of the ladder.
OF the class of 1911 in South Am
boys high school the following
named young ladies decided to take
a normal course to fully qualify
themselves as teachers: The Misses
Gladys Emmons Josie James, Ida
Webb, Mildred Oliver, of this city,
and Miss Rogers of Old Bridge.
We are glad to say that all these
young ladies have acquitted hem
selves most ~honorably during their
attendance at Normal and will grad
uate at the close of the term. They
are now taking a months course in
teaching. Miss Emmons has been as
signed to the eighth grade for teach
ing In one of the public schools IN
Perth Amhoy. Miss James has also
been assigned to a Perth Amboy
public school. Where the others have
been assigned we were unable to
learn further than that they had
been assigned for a months practice
In teaching.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
Costly In Human lIvss.


In ancient times the great engineer
ing works were costly In human lives
The making of the Red sea canal Is
said to have involved the loss Of nc
fewer than 10000 Egyptians. Buck.
les examination made him believe
the number to have been somewhat ex-
aggerated, but he gives it as still a
guide to the enormous waste of human
life In those days. The mos who kept
2.00O slaves engaged for three years
bringing a single stone from Elepban-
tine to the pyramids did not care a
great deal so long as in the twenty
years In which one of the pyramids
was building there were forthcoming
the 100000 men required for the work.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
METUCHEN

Miss Stiles, OF Newark, was an
over Sunday guest OF Mrs. Harry
Baltz.
Mrs. Westfall, OF the Vineyard
road. entertained relatives from
Newark over Sunday.
Miss Grace Moss attended the
Stevens dance at Hoboken last week
and Is spending several days with
friends In New York.
Miss Madolin TAFT was a member
Of a matinee party Saturday after.
noon and spent the weekend with
her friend. Miss Vendeen, of Ridge.
wood.
The Art Club met with Mrs
George Williams Friday afternoon.
Ted Hunt, who has been at home
the past two weeks with a cold, re
turned Monday to his studies a.
LRwrenceville.
Members Of the Metuchen Clint
are flooding the tennis courts, hoping
to make an attractive skating pont
for all interested In the sport.
The regular meeting OF Royal Ar
canum was held last evening in theil
rooms in the bank building, wbeI
final arrangements were made fol
the big banquet to be held OF Klein'i
Hotel on the eighteenth.
MI. and Mrs. w. p. McClave were
over Sunday guests Of relatives II
Newark.
Master Arnold Fenton is III with
diphtberia at the home Of his par
ents.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
CRANBURY

Among the social affairs In town
this week will be the meeting OF the
Corona Club Wednesday eveniaasa
with Mr.. and Mrs. N. +. Clayton.
Thursday evening the Soelai Circle
will meet with Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel
Perrine. Mrs. e. s.. Barclay win en-
terrain the Finch Club Friday even
ing and the same evening the Jolly
Eight Club viii meet with Harold
Scott. Tuesday evening there viii
be special entertainment at Pioneer
Grange.
Thursday evening the Christian
Endeavor Society of the First Pres
byterian church will hold a valentine
social in the chapel. The affair will
be in charge of Mrs. Jane Dey, Rus
sell Mershon, Miss Bertha APPLICABLE,
Miss Elizabeth Dawson, Miss Bessie
P%errine, Miss Laura Scudder, Willard
Apologize, Charles V, d. Symmes.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gideon A%pplegate re-
Gently entertained Mrs. Lewis j..
Applegate, William B. Apologize, Mr..
and Mrs. Theodore Person, of
Princeton, and Mrs. William Pierson,
of Waymart, Pa.
Miss Elya Chcmberlin is visiting
with relatives in Hightstown.
DR.. Gordon, OF the Larches, is
spending n few days in New York.
She will leave next week for Mexico,
where she will visit her son, Bruce
Gordon.
Mrs. e. II, Bergen, of Princeton,
is visiting her brother, John s.
Silvers and family.
Mrs. Anna Spaulding spent Mon
day in Trenton.
Mrs. E. G. Wilson was a recent
visitor In Trenton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
Mixed With Sulphur II Darkens Bean
tifu1ly and Takes OF Dandruff,

Almost every one knows that Sage
Tea and sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natEra, color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also cures dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago
the only way to get this mixture was
to make it at home, which is mussy
and troublesome.
Nowadays skilled chemists DO this
better than ourselves. BY asking at
any drug store for the ready-to-use
product-called "Wyeth's Sage and
sulphur Hair Remedy''-you will get a
large bottle for about so cents. Some
druggists make their own but h's usu.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
SOUTH AM BOY

Mrs. william Brown, OF Borden
town avenue, was sudden taken Ill
Saturday. She fingered until about
/ a. m. Monday when all remedies
failed and she was called to her
eternal rest. She leaves a husband
but no children. Funeral services
will be on Wednesday in Christ's
church at 2 p. a.. Rev. II. M. P.
Pearse officiating.
The pastor Of the Baptist church
reported q Jubilee day with the
Baptist people last Sunday. Messrs.
Hall and Mack composers and pub
Usher, spent all day In this city.
Not only did they give inspiring and
interesting services but their services
was blessed with an onpouring OF the
Holy Spirit In the conviction OF the
unsaved. The pastor said some four
teen gave a public expression of their
desire to about face and lead a bet
ter life.
William r. Abbott, a former resi-
dent Of this city, but at present re-
siding In Tottenville, s. l., was visit
ing friends In this city yesterday on
his new 1913 motor cycle.
Mrs. Ida Leary of Second street,
was an out Of town visitor yesterday
evening.
Mrs. Florence Hyer, of $50 Augu-
ia street is confined to her home
with rheumatism.
Elmer Bunting formerly Of Stevens
ayenue who about two weeks ago
with several other South Amboy lads
entered Uncle Sans service In the
navy writes home that he is stationed
on the u. s. training ship at New
port, he claims they have al easy
time in the service.
Mrs. Ada Koch, of David street, Is
still confined to her bed with sciata-
ca rheumatism.
Mayor w. 8. DEFY, OF Main street,
was a New York visitor yesterday.
Glass Hope of the Church Of the
Methodist Protestant Sunday school
will give a German supper tomorrow
night, Wednesday February ~, In
the basement Of the church the menu
is s~auerkraut, baked beans, mashed
potatoes, sauee, pickles, coffee and
all that goes to make a complete
supper for a quarter.
Mrs. George Simmons Of Second
street was a Matawan visitor yesteF-
day afternoon.
II, K. MdbOu on "a PAISt btI SOet
was a business visitor at Perth Am
hoy yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. Harry Brown, of Church
street, was a Matawan visitor yester~
day afternoon.
Mrs. Alfred Mitchell, Of Second
street, was an out of town. visitor
yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. s. H. Ingram, Of First street,
was a Newark visitor yesterday.
Miss Nellie Mason, of First street,
enjoyed a trip out Of town yesterday
afternoon.
Mrs. Frank Petty Of Second street,
made a trip out Of town yesterday
afternoon.
James Mcdonnell of Church street
chief Of police, was a New York visit
or yesterday.
Mrs. James English, OF Broadway,
was a Perth Amboy visitor yesterday
afternoon.
Mrs. Fred 1sely, of David street.
spent yesterday afternoon out OF
town.
Mrs. Walter Compton, of Louisa
street, was a Perth Amboy visitor
yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. Garrett J. Powers and son Al
fred, of David street, r visiting
Mrs. Powers brother, DIR. William
J. F. Martin, OF Taeony, Pa
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
House plans Important.

The care In the home and all other
forms OF household work are greatly
facilitated by right planning and the
use of suitable materials for the
construction and furnishing Of the
home. An adequate and convenient
water supply and other conveniences
are essential, not only for comfort
and for saving labor, but also from
the standpoint OF home hygiene,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
r TO CREDITORS.

Max S. Goldberger, administrator OF
Theodore Swalick, deceased, by diree-
ton of the Surrogate of the County OF
Middlesex, hereby gives notice to the
creditors of the said Theodore Swalick
to bring in their debts, demands and
claims against the estate OF the SAID
deceased, under oath or affirmation,
within nine months from this date, or
they will be forever barred of any &C
ton therefor against the said admins
traitor.
Dated December 10, 1919.
MAX 9. GOLDBERGER,
1373s.12-17-9t-oew-Tues Administrator.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Charles Walters, executor of Charles
L. Walters, deceased, by direction of
the Surrogate of the County of Middle
sex, hereby gives notice to the credi-
tors of the said Charles l.. Walters to
bring in their debts, demands and
claims against the estate of the said
deceased, under oath or afirmation,
within nine months from this date, or
they will be forever barred Of any
action therefor against the said ex
ecutor.
Dated December 8, 1919.
CHARLES WALTERS, Executor.
13319-I2-3-9t oewTues
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
South Amboy : Roosevelt Port Reading
keasbey : South River : Old Bridge
ROOSEVELT

T. Sheridan, of Railway avenue,
spent Sunday In Perth Amboy.
Mrs. Herman Gerbe, of Railway
avenue, entertained friends Sunday
afternoon.
John Connolly, of Railway avenue,
spent Sunday il Plainfield.
Miss Kitty Dunn, of Woodbridge
avenue, entertained friends Sunday
evening.
John Lilley of New York, spent
Sunday at his home in Lefferet street
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Harrington. of
Emerson street, spent Sunday out
of town.
Mrs. E, Carleton and daughter,
of Emerson street, spent Sunday in
New York.
John Duncan, of Lafayette street,
spent Sunday out of town.
b.. Kahn, of Woodbridge ven
entertained friends from Elizabeth
Sunday.
Mrs. A. Cassleggi, of Woodbridge
avenue, entertained her niece from
Dune1len Sunday.
James Wisely, of Woodbridge ave-
nue., spent Sunday out of town.
Frank Ward, Of B. street, spent
sunday out OF town.
Francis Coughlin, of B street, was
an out Of town visitor Sunday.
Joseph Burns, of A street, was
an out of town visitor Sunday.
Miss Kate Olbricht, of Newark
hospital Is spending a few days in
town.
Mrs. John Nash, of Chrome ave-
nue., entertained her sister from
Perth Amboy Sunday .
Miss Rose Alben, of Henry street,
spent Sunday out of town.
Miss May Fox, OF Railway avenue,
was an out OF town visitor Sunday.
Otto Stanbach, of Railway venue
spent Sunday out of town.
The K. of G. have taken club
rooms In the Canda hotel.
Mrs. Frank Armour, Of Emerson
street, spent Sunday out of town.
Mike Shubert, Of Houston street,
was an out OF town visitor Sunday.
Frank Brady, Of Bayonne was a
local visitor Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Shapiro,
OF Railroad avenue, entertained
friends Sunday.
Miss Kitty Kelly, of New York,
pOh SAbhoJ VOLUME nSk p1k 4 Al
Atlantic street.
Miss Agnes Ternay, Of Newark,
spent Sunday in town.
Mrs. E. Wess and children, OF
Woodbridge avenue, spent Sunday in
New York.
Miss Title Roth, Of Woodbridge
avenue, spent Sunday in New York.
Mrs. c. Brewer, of Atlantic street,
spent Monday In Newark.
Mrs. G. Hears, of Chrome avenue,
was an out of town visitor Monday.
Frederick Van Schoonberg, OF
Woodbridge avenue, spent Monday
in Newark.
Thomas F. Burke, of Emerson
street, Is at Lake Hopatcong cutting
Ice.
Mrs. l.. Chase, of Atlantic street,
spent Monday out of town.
Max Greenspan, of New York, was
a local visitor Monday.
Frank Williamson, of Elizabeth.
spent Monday In town.
Mrs. Lauer, of Railway avenue,
spent Monday out OF town.
Mrs. Koepler, OF Woodbridge
avenue, is entertaining friends from
out Of town.
Mrs. j. Vonah, OF Roosevelt
Heights, was an out OF town visitor
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Juskovits, of
Houston street, are entertaining
their daughter-in-1aw from Brooklyn.
Mrs, j. Loomis, Of Elizabeth, was
a local visitor Monday.
Miss Kate Glynn, Of A street,
spent Monday in New York.
David Linsky, Of Railway avenue,
was a New oYrk visitor Monday.
Mrs. J.. Mundy, of New York, WIS.,
tied friends In town Monday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
HEALTH

Make every effort to avoid having
damp, chilled or wet feet. Chilling the
feet results In congesting the internal
organs, and Inflammation of the kid
neys and bladder, with rheumatic
twinges and pain in back, generally
follow. Use Foley Kidney Pills. They
are the best medicine made for all dis
orders Of the kidneys, for bladder If.
regularities, and for backache and
rheumatism. They do not contain
habit forming drugs. Tonic in action.
quick in results. For sale by oil drug
ylsta.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11

1t does all the
work Of the good
| old-fashioned mus
tard plaster, but
does it better.
Millions of jars
If MUSTEROLE
are sold annually
Doctors and
, nurses recommend
it to patients. 1t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11

is constantly used in many OF the
large hospitals.
MUSTEROLE is what Twentieth
Century science has made of the reme-
dy that your mother and grand mother
depended on. 1t gives instant relief
from Sore Throat, Bronchitis, T0nsll'
tits, Group, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neu-
ralgia, Headache, Congestion, Pleurisy,
Rheumatism. Lumbago, Pains Az
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
DO YOUR PART.

Let u. not deceive ourselves.
While il may be true hal in a gen.
eral way truth and right will eventu-
ally triumph. it is also true that they
will never triumph in our individual
lives without intelligent and persist
ent effort on our part. Life is a
stern taskmaster. The world will
never be all night with US until we
make i. .o.-M. Franklin Ham.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
The Tramp's Excuse.

Benevolent Man twho has given 4
tramp some work)-You're working
slowly, my man. Tramp-rm trying
TO spin It out. Who knows b
shall get any more?-Meggendor1es
Batter.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11

Tells how MUsTEROLE relieves;
Fred Gentner, Piqua, Ohio-''For two
years l suffered with rheumatism. The
doctors treated me for different kinds
of sickness. But did me no good. !
read Of Musterole, and began to use 1t
at once. In a short time l regained the
use of my lhnb.n
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
The Best Treatment
forItchingS calps, Dan
druf and Falling Hair

To allay itching and irritation Of the scalp.
prevent dry. thin and falling hair, remove
crusts. scales and dandruf. and promote tho
growth and beauty Of the hair. the following
special treatment Is most effective, agreeable
and economical. On retiring. comb the hair
out straight all around. then begin At the side
and make a parting, gently rubbing Cuticura
ointment into the parting with . bit Of soft
flannel held over the end OF the finger. Anoint
additional p~artings about half an inch apart
until the whole scalp has been treated. the pur-
pose being to get the Cuticura ointment on tho
scalp skin rather than on the hair. The
next morning. shampoo with Cuticura soap
and hot water. Shampo0s alone may bo
used as often as agreeable, but once or
twice q month is generally sufficient fos
this special treatment for women's hair. Cuti-
cura soap and ointment sold everywhere.
Sample Of each mailed free. with 32-p. Skin
Book. Address "Cuticurs," Dept. 3, Boston.
AS-fender-faced men shave In comfort with
Cuticura Soap Shaving Stick 2oc. samplefrea
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
MusterOle Better han
Mustard Plaster

Aches of the Back or Joints, sprains,
Sore Muscles, Bruises, Chilblains,
Frosted Feet, Colds Of the Chest lit
prevents ~Pneumonia).
At your druggist Sin 25c and 500
lars aud q special large hospital SIZE
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
On ft,s Up Grade.

Women have taken VI f1yins. NOW
watch the aviation skirt replace tho
hobbls and the hcrem. Tbeyr e GET
ting nearer to trousers every day
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11

MUSTEROLE is oil Of mustard com
bined with other simples used in home
medicine.
1t is a clean, white ointment that
you rub on-and the pain is gonei
No plaster-po mess-nO blisteE
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11
pipiomatio.

She-'Why do you wish to know
my age?" He-"I merely wish to
know at what age woman Is really the
most fascinating."-Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11

What Wsuid Newspapers Dot
II It were not for our mistakes life
would be pretty monotonoua.-N1r
change.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11

for Sou.
Accept no SUBJ
~stitute. If your
druggist cannot
supply you, send
25e or soc to the
MUST E R 0 L e
Company, Cleye-
land, Ohio, and
we viii mail you
a jar, postage pre-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11

They always are great aid to doe
tors. They help the doctor cure you.
LINER Drug Co. Trust them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-11

Miss Stiles, of Newark, was an
over Sunday guest OF Mrs. Harry
Baltz,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11

The funny" bone or crazy" bone,
a. It Is commonly called. 10 in reality
no bone at all. but nerve. and its pc
culiar name. Of facetious origin. Il a
pun on the word 'humerus," the cylin-
slrical bone which runs from the shout
der to the elbow. the uinnr nerve pass
ing around It. The nerve is here super
f,cial and therefore comparatively un,
protected. 20 that 1t may be easily
compressed. and then blow upon It
causes u strange tingling sensation In
the course Of It's distribution. which il
felt ~ far away Is the little finger.
The humerus has been the occasion
Of humor 10 others. for Locker wittily
writes in IAN Old Muff." Published
about l74O:
He cannot b complete In aught
Who u not humorousfy prone.
A man without . merry thought
Can hardly have funny bone.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
s..a and kIna L.sp.ld.

Mr.. ". T. Stead counted among the
most tryiag experiences of bis life an
interview hs had with King Leopold
Of Belgium ut the time when Gordon
was shut up In Khartum. he went to
Brussels and obtained . special inter
view with the king 10 order to pro
pose that be should move on behalf
Of Gordon and claim the Sudnn an his
reward. Leopold answered that he
would ont accept the Sudan II 1t were
Offered to him on silver salver.'
but Mr.. Stead urged hIx point. and
they debated the matter In strenuous
fashion for over an hour.
He was exceedingly angry" said
Mr.. Stead. land ragged and fumed in
such q fashion that felt more than
once It would have given him grent
satisfactbon to have drawn his sword
and thrust 1t through the vitals OF his
English visitor. It was a try
ing ordeal for me. was glad to learn
after that Leopold also felt the strain. "
Meeting NJ. de Laveieye twho had In
troduced Mr.. Stead, some months after
ward at Spa. the king referred to the
interview. "Steadr' be exclaimed. I'll
was terrible. How that man made me
swear!"-London Chronicle.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
I'll, captain Had to Decide.

Etiquette on the great liners has fts
difriculties. to judge from the following
letter: THE question Of precedence
makes morgue Of the first dinner on
board. when a few foreign titles hap
pen to let their ceruIean blood boil over
into the soup. On a recent voyage the
commander was told by the chief stew
ard that there were two Austrian
ladies' Of title on board. One was an
elderly baroness; the other was higher
In rank. but quits young. Both were
determined to sit on the right Of the
skipper. Driven to despair. he said. Il
will let the ladies' settle the matter for
themselves. and won't go down till
dinner il half over We had reached
the cheese when the unhappy com.
mander crept warily to his seat. Both
ladies' were still standing frtgidly be
bind his empty chair. he had to do
sonnet hing. 20 he gave the younger war
rior the seat Of honor. while the van
pushed baroness looked chain light
ming at the enemy."-London Opinion.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11

The Mexican was showing bis newly
arrived New York guest TO room.
and after the usual courtesies the
paused on the threshold to shy: "By
the way. we always turn Susie loose
for the night. and she will pass through
your hail on the way to the top floor.
where she catches rats. You'd better
be careful and not step on her. as that
II the only thing that makes her cross.
..It wouldn't be very serious II l did
make a cnt cross" was the laughing
response. But the host shook his head.
II don't know much about CATS" he
said. "Our Susie Il boa constructor.
She's az gentle as a baby unless you
step on her. Sometimes she takes a
short cut through this room. 10 don't
he surprised II you see her. Good
night."-New York Press.