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The Washington herald., 1913-04-08
The New Nickel.

From the New York Tribune.
Every head that has ever rested on an
anti-macassar seems to be panied and
grieved by the new nickel Various
minor flaws are found with the letter
ing But the chief objection is unmis-
taxable: The new coin is beautiful That
is the whole story. 1t lacks utterly the
solemn ugliness of the old coin. 1t does
not remotely suggest brownstone
front. 1t would swear at black walnut
chair on sight. What more need be
said? 1t is not openly asserted that
there is anything immoral about the
new nickel. But some hideous indecency
had been committed Art on nickel?
What a dangerous and revolutionary
idea? Doesn't everybody know that art
is a thing to be locked away in an art
gallery and taken out only upon oc-
casion, like a Sunday suit? In the gen.
eral chorus of praise for this new and
excellent coin these few small complaints
have distinct use. How else could
we realize how far taste has Travelled
from a dim and soggy past?
The Washington herald., 1913-04-08
From the Rook of Experience.

From Judge.
Good men gone wrong" are usually
only bad men discovered.
When mans reputation depends
upon his clothes, he has to be dressed
up all the time.
; Drifting with the tide is very likely
to land you on the rocks.
The people with abundance of tenn
per lose it most frequently.
II the recall is to be applied to the
judges, let US begin with Judge Lynch.
Why call man a crank who has
positive convictions? A crank is some
thing that can be turned.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-08

From Judge.
The gowns they wear are now so tight
That women scarce can hobble;
Their walk is oftentfmes a fright,
Half scufie and half wabble.
Who was 1t started such style
Which women seized with passion?
We find--on looking back awhile
A mermaid set the fashion,!
--Berton Bra1ey.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-08
Eyeglasses and SpectaeIes
Only Two Cents Each
YET YOU WOULDN'T PAY EVEN A CENT If YOU HAVE
NO NEED OF THEM.
Would You Like to Be Freed From Slavery to Glasses?
&c. Read the Interesting Book Now Obtanable Free

1t is predicted that within few
wears eyeglasses and spectacles Will be
so scarce that there will be no demand
for them except as curiosities. and we
may see the signs offering them at two
cents a pair This is consistent with
The Washington herald., 1913-04-08


THE FAMOUS MADAME NOZZLE
True Success at Last Something New Under the Sun!
hrm
Captured Anerfc
OF hot spng
splendid
UITEs 1s45 DEW Colo ~
The Washington herald., 1913-04-08
ECZEMA

Also Called letter Salt Rheum. PrurItis, hIIk-crust
Weeping SKIN, &c.
ECZEMA CAN BE CURED TO STAY.
and when ! say cured. mean just what i say
CURED. and not merely patched up for awhile
TO return worse than before Remember 1 make this
time this one disease and handling IN the mean.
time nearly halt OF million cases OF this dreadful,
how many doctors have told you that you could not
be curcd-au ask Is just chance to show Won thai
] know what am taking about. II you will write
me TODAY. win send you FREE 1RIA.
of my mild soothing guaranteed treatment that vii
convince you more in day than I any one else
could in a months time. If you are disguised ano
discouraged. Just give chance to prcye
my cSimsl By writing me to-day you will enjor
more real comfort than you had ever thought iii,
world nolds for you. Just try IL and you will see
am telling you the truth.
Or ]. {. canaatIy.14s CAM Block. ssdaIIa. No.
References: Third National Bank Sedalia Ao.
Could do better act than TO send this notice to
some Door sufferer of Eczemar
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03


The internal revenue receipts show
mat the gfeat American people drank
more booze last year than IN any
previous year amounting 70 over one
hundred and forly-three million gal
fons 81 wnisksy ana brandy sixty
four mililon> iive hsndred thousand
barrels Of beer. while the tobacco
ntnds converted into smoke nearly
eight billion clsarA over fourteen
hliiion cigarettes. ana four hundred
million pounds 81 smoking tobaeco.
not TO mention thirfy-threc million
pounds of stun
The remarkable feature ~ this
bunch % appalllng statistics IN that
In spite - an Increase Of seven ard
half millions % gallons Of whiskey
and brandy and million barrels OF
beer drums. there were eighteen thou
SAND less saioohs.
al this rate the abolition Of the
American saloon would Increase the
total Of liquid fegfeshment consumed
by the people 10 an inconceisablc
and overwhelming amount
The government doesn't tell " how
much tie great American populace
paid for liquor aud tobacco during
thc past year We might hazard
guess however that "a would be-
enough 70 build the Panama canal
dyke fhs Mississippi pay the national
debt. bnild doscn Dreadnsuehts and
rccialn the liiu Granae valley, with
prrnAps little surplus left over Go
pot ia the bank
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

Placing me family phonograph on
TIE library table. Mrs Havcnyelp aaid
10 her husband
~ have an odd rcOurd here. Henry.
aud : want 90 soc n YOU can guess
what n is'
whom u weird succession ~ sounds
began 10 come from the horn 81 the
instrument. Ravcnyclp Knitted hts
hfow and tried "a Identify them.
tits bnzxsaw plowing through
knot" he vcntured.
Guess again" said Mrs Ravcnyslp.
"a slide trombone IN full cry"
Hardly"
"Cat concert"
Nope"
"fIoot owl with its toes IN a tran. q"
Smiling grimly. Mrs I,avcuyelp
shook her head IN the negative.
''oive n Up" finally said Raven
yelp. "hui az one last guess I'll say
that ~ sounds very much like q siren
whistle with tho pip"
u viii agree that Il Is 81 bad 80
an you have named" Mrs. navenyelp
remarked. "and ! hope Il Will save a
lot of argument IN the future"
But what is ~" insisted Raven
yelp.
"Irs record I made IN your bed
room the other night" replied Mrs.
Ravenyelp. 80 prove To YOU that YOU
really do snorc IN your silva and To
let YOU know Just how awful V
sounds Charles A. Leedy IN Judge.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03


what me asscrn metropotsaE
aalllea aon Ana~ absui Now Mex.
no wpuia an ambar 81 handsome
uhrarles s. plie ~ she fact shal
Tor solnc seer. pnR Sew Mexico has
had q Santa Ft paIaslai imposlnn
modern cxeeull,e mansion oompar.
sns iavor4hsy vim that Of any mnte
a Pitsspargh paper siving credit q
nv NeN YORK. epn. publishes she fol.
lowing nightly lnicatsting item
Tho residcnce 81 the sovcynpr
% New Meslco Va the city Of
santa We Is the oidcst and one OF
inc really hlstorlc public build
lnas IN shc United states. says
the New York sun. For three
centuries Il has been the Euber-
naforial residence OF this state.
III was erected by the span
ssh when the greater part OF the
Weetern world was theirs, and
was the finest house IN the col
onlos According 70 legend mil
lions d dollars we're spent on the
quaint old building.
Moel or the material in II was
brought from spain and Il was
bsul bg the btss builders 10 be
found. The ships that brought
over the material had conveys
10 ward 90 pirates and other en-
emies of spain who secured tho
southern seas In search Of span
isn ships
"Beyldcs building material and
builders "a shape the structure In
accord with the wishes ana
whims OF the spanish governor,
the ship brought many art treas-
ures which were to decorate the
finished house.
After the spanish went the
Mexicana used the house as
governors palace. with the
overthrow OF the Mcxicans rs the
American government Il was
continued as the residence OF iht
head of the territorial govern
ment that was formed.
when New Mexico became
state no attempt was made 10
give tho governor modern res
idence such move would
have been met with much dis
favor IN the old city on the ia
NOUS Santa &c trail
The old house is still In use
and there II every reason to be-
lieye Il VIII continue a. house
many % New Aexicos future
governors
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03


'f''' Nlt'N'H'
ttle' tNa iNf lhai
'''ten' 4 ~ np p'feI peeN'.t
tF ~ more 'nisfesi ~ ppFtp'
'a''Yt hird Than enn romiols he
itNliAef p> ihs Feeotp De nAH
il'iP ief Heqe A. tnirf rNeentifc
n ~ state. We aff tanh 70
sNt i''At were e,ir lnlfreri ~ HIM
tH aoleif eppn nif eine'ai res-
Vfa ~ Meple be forced g paH
"'m over without cempent ~
"ns' however thAi peculiar ~
'lHetpH i'f this cqisof met ~
pP'sessea ny certain snai ny'"F
nntt mat We have Observed from
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

II shudder yet" the driver said.
'whcne'er I tell the tale
TIL think Of II ull / am dead us
memory turns me pale.
Twas when I drov old Browns i'm
ported high power racinl car
And ! was young and reckless court
ed All the thrills there are!
upon the day that this occurred. I'd
nfty miles to go
Ere lunch. and YOU can take my word.
! wasn't driving slow.
The road was good. hut narrow. A
rail fence on either side.
And the car sped like AN arrow la a
swift ana easy glide.
81 took the curve az forty miles. then
az our highest speed
J shot along those forest aislcs with
Just the road 20 heed
when suddenly there stepped into our
track u little child
with golden hair and eyes uf blue
Just looked ~ M ana smiled,
"Not nifty feet ahead was she--und /
too scared 70 teuch
or think of the emergency or cen
throw out the clutch:
And even then n was too late-no
time TO turn aside
No space. no neld. no open Eate-the
road was ten feet le!
"All these ! saw 49, In dream--the
iaasie's happy face,
One uf those moments that win seem
10 hold a lifetime's space
Twas lust ons smile OF innoconce--ah
would Il be- her last
Ana then-she climbed upon the
fence, aud watched me thunder
past"
Ted Robinson In cleveland PLAIN
Dealer.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03
VIZ oRItaT

rA@ Newspaper hes PROFESSIONALLY
felt Free 10 critlcize the governor -
she state and we viii concedo ina,
AZ iimss there has been pressing
nesN Of such cfiucism. But wc view
with grave concern and dimpproyal
the 1ss veEas Optic. which recently
makes most inyidiona comparison
~ the exeeuuse 70 d rs snd then
proceeds N use the ly-swattcr. IN
an seriousness We condemn the rep.
rcaeAainle action ~ the Optic. II d
mon an areordancc win the fitness "a
lhnes and me proper respect Tor the
aiHlea chlsi cxecunye % compare
him "a ~ To give a fall idea Of
ihe ouprinliy 81 The Optics onense
ee are compelled reluctantly "a
qunle b. pafi ~ Iolleee
Hpfculiariiles 10 hnmoq nature
atf nlNass interesting SUBJECTS
~ speculation. and especially
enfn ihef uslst IN an uspsuai
aaftn "a pubtc ofhcias dow
tfaoe william .. Mcdonald ~
fhs ombodlmenf ~ more pecu-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03
What 10 Haze for
Breakfast
b. Jean Hubs

WHAT 70 rave tor breakfast
CorUsis.
Each morn thousand Cereals
brings. you say?
Yes bat whore leaves the Food OF
Yesterday
And this same Grocer Man TINT sells
us Nerve
shall take PAS Wheat and Mothers
Oats away
THE kiicion Rubaiynt.
ticnc1al flulcs f0r (tnuklnr a'crenfr.
when cooking cereals In double
boiler. lel the water ia shc inner tes-
sci set 70 boiilnn we'll before adding
any cereal. Then sprinkle In Il fow
erains al q time and not 50 rapidly rs
to stop the boiling
Pcarled wheat. pearlcd barley and
COARSE bominy require ave cups of
water 10 one cup ~ cereal, and need
from four 10 six hours cooking.
Coarse oatmeal and nne hominy re-
Qulre four cups OF water 20 one cup
% cereal and need from four 10 six
hours cooking.
Rolled wheat and rolled barley re-
quire three cups OF water TO one cup
" cereal, ana VIII cook In two hours
Rice and rolled oats require three
cups Of water to one cup OF cereal and
viii cook In ono hour.
Parma requires six cups or water
10 one cup OF cereal and will cook IN
one hour.
More water must be- added " cer-
calls are 90 be eaten cold.
salt must be- added just before the
cereals begin 10 cook.
Cereals viii be richer II a little mill.
Is added To the water In which they
are cooked.
Cornmeai Aiush or IIasty Pudding.
cup Of cOrnmeal
I cup of cold water
cups sailed boiling wafer.
Mix together the oornmeal and cold
water then add 20 the boiling water
When h becomes thick. place in a
steamer and steam for six hours
This may be served hit with cream
and sugar. or Il may be poured into
wet mould. cooled. and used FOR
frying.
For frying. cut into slices about one.
third % an inch thick, dredge with
-four and fry until brown in salt pork
ham, or bacon. or bacon fat or len hut.
ter " Il Is to be served with syrup.
Graham Mush.
! cup OF graham -four.
teaspoon % salt
Cold water
cups Of boiling water.
stir together the Hour and salt. add.
Ing enough cold water to make paste
Mix u gradually with the boiling
water. and let q. cook for half an
hour stirring often. Serve with cream
and sugar
Igyc Musi,.
quart Of bolllnR water
teaspoon ~ salt
hcapinE tablespoons ar rye meal
sprinkle the inaal into the water
stirring constantly. add the salt. Lei
boil for ave minutes. then cook sIowl,
IN double boiler for an hour aud d
half Serve with cream and sugar.
Oatmeal Jclly.
cup of oatmeal.
Cold water.
Boiling salted water
Soak the oatmeal overnight In cold
water TO cover Add boiling saitet
water IN the morning. ana boil foi
several hours. adding more water "A,
necessary stir a. little as possible
When every Grain liz transparent ant
ielly-like IL Is done serve with sugar
and cream or with sugar and fruit
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03
nuG.nousE nENEvoLENoE

Harry Thaw, now residing in %
large and handsome villa al Mattca-
wan. ~ " has donated one thou
sand dollars 20 aid the aged General
sickies 20 pay his debts Il IL a cur
ious spectacle "a have one OF our
vealthlest phiianthropists dispenains
larsesu from the foolish house.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03
wikl Man Mystery.

All trace OF the supposedly Wild
men who were seen running around
naked on the opposite side Of the rlv-
However. a young married man. who
came from a secluded spot directly in
line with the point where the appari-
tions were last seen, was heard to call
loudly for cold cream before he was Ia
a hundred yards OF the house. Logan
Leader.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03
NERvY sAmons.

Fortunately We don't often have "a
naval battle % test the mettlo OF our
tackles. but The recent accident 90
the battleship LoulslsRa is an ex-
ample Of the frequent opportunities
in tunes OF peace for the American
sailor to prove that he h. made OF
stern stun. II takes Just 30 high a
quality Of courage 70 face death By
drowning IN an engine room as 10
dodge ls-inch she'll ON deck.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03
NOW LAUGH

60 CT me- see some OF your black
4-@ Kid gloves" said lady 10
Central avenue assistant.
These are not the latest style. are
they" she asked when the gloves
were produced.
Yes madam. replied tho shop
man, 1--WE have had them IN stock
only two days"
Il didn't think thcy were because
the fashion paper says black kids
have tan stitches and vice versa 1
see the tan stitches. but not the vice
versa"
The shUpman explained that Vice
vera was French for seven buttons,
30 she bought three pairs.
50 SEE they've Invented another au-
tomato machine that takes the
place OF man. remarked Miss Pop
per But theyll never invent
machine that couid take the place Of
woman"
oh, ! don't know" replied Knox.
there's the photograph.
GWHAT do YOU WANT" demanded
Mf NrWlyWcu, hk hr con-
trontcd the tramp az the door of the
bungalow breakfast cor work -
Both. sir" replied the wayfarcr.
timidly
Well eat that" returned the 9th
er savagvly handing ont a biscuit aud
a piece Of steak "and your have
both
Whereupon Mrs Newiywed glanced
reproachfully "a ner husband. for he
was giving away the first fruits Of her
culinary studies "a the cooking school.
"A ONE.ARMED man entered "A
"A restaurant az noon and seated
himself next dapper little other-peo-
ple's-business man The latter al
once noticed his neighbours right
sleeve hanging loose and kept cycling
a Ia "a how-did-it-happen sort OF
way. but the onc.armed t7An paid no
attention to him Tie changed his
position. cleared hls throat. and said,
~ beg pardon. sir. but see you have
lost an arm.
The ono-nrfaed man picked up hts
sleeve with his LETT hand and peered
Rnxiously into h.. "Bless my soulV
ne exclaimed looking up with great
surpriae, "a Ia hclieVe you're right"
--- 81. -.-----.---------
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03
Human Interest
Tales from
Stale Papers


Donald Upton was up on the Polly
"Wednesday buying supplies for the
ranch. lie had a .tOothachc face on
him that had kept him awake nights
for q week and had 4 attended 10 by
the DOCTOR Roy Spanish. American.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

"Aly child was burned terribly about
the face, neck and chest ] applied
Dr Thomas Eclectic on The pain
ceased. and the child sank into a rest
fui sleep. Mrs. Nancy Al Hanson
Hamburg. n. Y,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

Il does seem too bad after the
InaEniflcent performance Of the Bali
kan allies IN the affair with the Turk
10 have them engaged In disgrace-
fui squabbio over tho fruits of VIC
tory. The hurols are getting sadly
mud -bespatiered.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

Pete Lavender was In from across
the river Thursday and reported that
the wind Of Thursday OF last week
blew Charley Cavender's house all ov-
cr the prairic.--l.ogpn Leader,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

Everyone r. wrestling with the
grass burs this week lots Of rain be-
ing the cause. liurrah for Jolly New
Mexico --Picasan Valley Items f.p-
gan Leader.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

Hives. eczema. Itch or mlt rhcum
sets you crazy. Can't bear the touch
81 your clothing Deans ointment Il
Anc for skin itching Al druggists
sell u. soc a box
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

We notice Mr. Steele il at home az
ter spending some time IN TcNas.---
Barancoa Items. Tucumcari sun.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

senator hitchcock OF Nebraska has
hoited the caucus and has taken his
shaving tobacco with him.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

Raymond Love stole march on
his friends few days ago BY being
married. In Kansas - Hudson Notes.
TucumCari sun.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03
NnrIcE To rnE PuRLIc.

NiiliE to THE ~ hisi''
The report that have retired from
the management % the Angelus hotel
II erroneous. am stiil on the job
MRS. r. W. uAMM.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

A japanese cot
hundred-foot lot
Quito close to the city of wash.
A bdllllng he made
And persons afraid
said "Goodncssi'' apa "GrpciOuslH
and Gosh
This devilish ono's
ConstructlnE big guns
10 bmw our fair city 10 SQUASH
But TO- 'twas q shop where he got the
maxuma
~ selling much genuine. rare, old
Satsnma
John O'Keefc. in the New York
World
PROBABLY the Balks. are fighting
over who really licked Turkey.
D.
ALSO TT MAY be that the Near.
East u scrapping over who really i'm
vented the Balkan Blouse.
%
m ~ FORTUNATE that an the
best poetry Of love and practically al
the best romancas were written before
engenics became lad.
D
A SAILORS funeral In Calto. Ills,
costs only so cents. still. he has TO
go a considerable distance from salt
water 20 die in Cairo.
o.
A POSTAL clerk was arrested vita
twelve dollar watches on his person
and az that. didn't know Il was time
TO beat Il.
THE SOY on farm thinks he has
20 work hard. lie 0aght To- come "a
town and watch q soda water ierker
on a hot day.
OUR IDEA Of nothing to read is a
Newspaper article entitled Summer
Hygiene for Poodles."
o.
/ KINDLY keep off the Canine Real
tomorrow or ynu will perchance run
up against fast moving Canine
reality
! WHETHER or not there IN any
thing In name b. best known Ca him
who has ordered "spuds' or 'pommes
Dc torre." II makes about acc diff
! TT rs DECLARED however. that
some polo players arc not million
aires.
o.
NOW WE. as usual wish to start
nothing hat were about 10 say that
Of course aud naturally as might be
expected che motorists will probably.
as 81 we're make better time on the
way BACK from Santa Fee Business
Of lodging copy OF the New Mex)
O.
THE SECOND daughter Of the
president Ia Ca wed "a November
woodrow n 10 be relieved ~ az least
one cot his responsibilities anyhow.
.
SEVEN stabbed IN drunken brawi
al Gcitysburg II h keeps up the
casualties of ahe second battle viii
rival those Of the frs.
D
NOW GOVERNOR sULZER doesn't
really look like professional heart
smasher.
D
HOW ARE WE ever going 90 nbol-
ism the mOther-in.law joke when such
/ lNflNfMAN OCCUR 40 hNNA ~ AWf 'AHNAhr
ant Pueblo groom who WAS met by
his equally eager mother -in.law with
"a heavy caliber shooting iron and os-
cortod 10 the juE7
D.
BACHELORS don't live as long az
married men. says the New York
state department ~ health. Yes, but
believe us. they cover a lot more
ground
ACCORDING ~ report an Ohio
Judge says that women who apply for
marriage licenses should be required
20 submit sample OF their cooking.
DO women go after the license In
Ohio?
e.
A SCIENTIST claims TO have grown
crowless rooster That leaves the
poor bird with nothing but mis- strut
provided he stlll feels like strutting
when he can't crow. says an exchange
We beg leave 10 differ. lie can flap
his wings. And after large, husky
n. d Red nappeth M 6,ib "a. m, the
crow really doesn't make much an
ference.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

Don't use harsh physics The rcac-
lion weakeRs The bowels, leads 80
chronic constipation. Gei Deans Req
ulets They operate easily 2bc az
an stores
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

Peters has clear head"
eyes. there's nothing IN a." Bos-
ton Transcript
Jokes
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-03

a NIITNIIoI UIHInlN 70 HHNr tFnWH
a crowless rooster. That leaves the
poor bird with nothing but mis- strut.
provided he sin feels like strutting
when he can't crow. says an exchange.
We beg leave 10 differ. lie can flap
his wings And after a large, husky
n. ! Red nappeth NJ 5,ib "a. m, the
crow really doesn't make much an
ference.