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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
Little Bobbie and His Pa
Dissertation on Greatness Is Given
by Pa, With Lincoln and Other
Great Men as Subjects.
ILL.,.


III HE teacher asked Us to rite a es-
say on What Constitoots Crate
ness. & last mite asked Pa &
Ma to help me rite it
Thay are crowding the children ahed
too fast these days, sed Ma, the idee Of
asking a child to rite essay with
subjeck like that
It may seem like vary deep subjeck
to you. sed Pa. but it is mere chiId's
play for me. I will help Bobbie rite
his essay. You go right ahed looking
at yure fashion magazine sed Pa. Bob
bic cum into the library ware we will
be close to the books & I viii rite yure
essay with you
True Greatness.
In the first place. sed Pa, wen We
got into the library, true Srateness Is
what the teecher ment wen sne gave
Won the subjeck What Consu-toots
6srateness OF course there are dlfIer-
ent kinds of grateness- MatheWson. Ior
fnstans is the gratest pitcner laat
ever lived, & yet ne VIII not hNS II
history as a CRATE man. Bryan IS q
crate taIker. & vet he viii newer pc
remembered as Lin1in was remembered
Grateness of the reel sort is the CRATE
ness of a ShakeSpeer or q CaeSao. Or
TO bee moar modern. like me, sed Pa
The surest way TO tell reel crate
ness or 10 spot a crate man, SEQ Ia -
to notice his clothes he VIII newer
look like a tramp on the Dencn IN inc
mark Pa sed. but he viii newer look
like a picture of a man ike You see
on cards in the tailor shops All OF
them men on the tailor .cardS,. sea I'd
has high, stiff collars & thay ware
leather gloves. rite in the middle OF
the summer even
always thought that was the rite
way to dress. I toad Pa
It may be the rite way to dress Tor a
yung man that likes to dress, sed Pa.
but il amt the rite way TO dress Il
YOU are a CRATE man. Imagine Abra-
ham Linkin with one OF them Alpine
hats with bow on the back Of it, Pa
sed Or think Of Caesar leedlng MS
Romans aggenst the Gauls with a high.
stiff collar on Why, sea IA, II one OF
them Gauls shud hit Caesar on the top
of the he'd il wud cut his throte. No
BObbie. sed Pa, the truly srate- men
Of all time have been men which bee
leeved in having thare clothes com
Portable but not stylish They bee
leeved in being clean & took bath
Wenever it was handy, but moar than
one crate man has been known 70 live
in a place ware thare Wasent any
rooms with bath
Another Way to Be Great.
other way that you can always
tell a RELY CRATE man. sed Pa, IS BY
his modeSty- You newer heer a CRATE
man Dragging about hisself Look at
me for instens, sed Pa Did you ever
heer me boosting my own game. Did
you ever heer me claiming to be
crater than the men with wich asso-
chiate daily?
Nc. Pa. sed. I newer herd you say
you was CRATE That is why 1 newer
knew you was a crate man till now
Always be like yure father, BobbIe,
sed Pa, & sum day you, too, may be
truly CRATE Then we went into the
otEer room & I tOald Ma that Pa had
helped me rite my essay. He sed thar
Caesar & Lincoln & hisseIf was the
RELY crate men. toad Ma.
Indeed. sed Ma. how thoughtful OF
yure father to think Of his friends,
Abe and Julius
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
Making Appettes By Machinery
unique personality.

TT is day magazines
and Eat what
please appetite stern self
denial propose spinach apPue and mOisned
whea biscuits
somewhat out
theorists rnOrsessy down TatlOns for their
patients beings deecbe combinations that
satisfy appetite dgibe not crowded too much by
other
ration do boiled ham with greens and
themselves three
ordinary for heavy meal
boiled form another properly balanced and lighter
meal themselves No one could
Irish is good
meal Chicken rational combinations
and the eating of cheese apple might
by and boost
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
One-Sentence Philosophy
JOURNAL ENTRIES.
CTopeka Journal.)

NIOpekd JOURNAL
Disappointment in love is sometimes
the best of luck.
A good many bargains" would be
expensive at any price.
Wouldn't it be a real calamity for
many if fashion decreed that charity s
cloak should be diaphanous?
Few explanations are entirely salts
factory.
Almost every man has a secret long
ing to shine as a hero.
It's the things a man shouldn't do
that he generally likes best to do.
Women who are slaves to fashion are
usually most unbecOmingly gowned-
Most people probably are of the opin-
ion that the road to wealth is over
crowded
Being good looking may held a wom-
an, but good looks are a joke on a man.
He is called sister
Even dogs know when to behave: A
barking dog leaves his bark at home
when he goes out to kill sheep.
Another way mere man has of get
ting his wife to return home from her
vacation is to tell her to stay as long
as she likes.
Conduct of your kin is never salts
factory, We well known. so don't tell US
to worry about
Among the clever folk are those
who are able to eat without working
Neither are the women of today open
TO the criticism of being oVerdresSed
Discreet people are always suspected
OF eleFer1y covering up more or less
villainy.
Among the optimistis. of a temper
airy variety, at least, are those who
get married
Aviation schools should be classified.
0I course, among the institutions given
70 higher educato
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
n Years Ago To day
From nc HeraId MS Date $50.

Horace B. Stevens went north on the
Santa Fe this morning.
Mrs. ". ". Turney has returned from
months stay in New York.
Ed Landale, engineer of the z. P. &
n E, is in the city on business.
D. ". Tucker. accountant in the G.
H freight office is taking a layoff
Calvin Edgar Swain and Miss Grace
Ethel Sovereign were licensed to wed
today
r. W Rieser returned from Chihua-
hua last night, where he has been on
company business
Miss Blanche Bacon came up from
Sierra Blanca today to stay over sun
day with relatives
w ]. Dunn and family, after a visit
to his mother in this city, returned TO
Yuma, Ariz., today
George Grayson returned from
hunt up the Santa Fe line this morn
duck
The city council met this morning at
10 o'clock to canvass the returns of the
city election. The vote was reported
issue.
The social given last night by the
pupils of the Southwestern Business
college was largely attended, about IS
persons being present.
The Rio Grande is on another ram
page. the third big rise in a short time,
ana SIedI damage mas been done IN the
lower Rio Grande country
The proposition to erect A roller
skating rink in FL Paso has been taken
up by several prominent young men
and in all probability the old Ainsa
store Will be utilized as rink until one
can be built II is said that Carl Ennis
is one of the promoters
Center Block viii cease to be hotel
after Nov 10. On that date Mr. Newell.
the present occupant, viii vacate and
the hotel will be turned into an office
building Some alteration will be
made but as the hotel was originally
planned for an office building, there
viii not be many.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
GLOBE SIGHTS.

(Atchison Globe)
It isn't the young man who is so
anxious to be a boy again.
Sometimes we long to be an inspeo-
tor and get paid for kicking.
No use to try to make a rabbits
foot take the place Of hard work
No all-around athlete feels like one
when pushing a baby buggy for the
first time.
Possibly the most unusual child is
one which behaves better when there
Is company present.
Following the general rule, mems
fall hats are little worse than the
spring or summer styles
A pessimist has troubles enough to
convince him that it isn't always the
unexpected which happens.
It's hard TO hate people who laugh at
our jokes.
You can do better, but not as well as
you thought you could.
An orator is a speaker who arrives
slowly but makes the journey pleasant.
As a matter of fact, more people are
happier than they deserve TO be-
Among the microbes that don't
Dotner many persons are germs of
thought.
should consider an egotist as an eye
sore
Some of the fashions popular with
young men are just as ridiculous as
those the girls assume.
Pride isn't so Objectionable in a man
who really has something to be proud
about But so few are such.
Much OF the devotion to art is due
TO the money that's in it
amounts to much.
III health is often the price of sue
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
Saving Women and Children
Tented City for New YOrk's Poor
Proves a True Philanthropy;
First Systematic Proven
forum Step.


= EVEN. years. ago two real Chris
tians conceived the idea Of form
ing a preventorium society for
the aid OF dependent wives and child
rem of men who are infected with tu-
berculosis in the sanatoria- and hos
pitfalls Of New York City.
These two Christians were the Rev.
Robert s Young and. his wife.
Having visited the great state tu-
berculos.s institution at OtisvilIe, New
York, they were impressed with the
crying need OF a preventorium So
ciety which would aid dependent fam
lilies Of the patients in these large IN
stitutiOns. Interesting Stanley Mills
paugh, Of MiddletOWn, \. Y, a philan-
thrOpic man Of means, they were able
to obtain a large piece II land at
Otisville, n Y, where tents were
erected and small houses in the neigh
bOrhOOd used.
First Work Of It's Kind in Azuerlea
Poor mothers and their childrrn
were removed from overcrOWdeG ten
ement houses in the city OF New York
20 this earthly paradise near the
Shawangunk mountains.
This was the first Systematic pre-
ventOrium work for this class Of SUI
fering women and children IN the
United States. The result was 50 sat-
isfactOry that permanent tent c0lony
was established at Otisvilie. Since
this transformations beginning, Mr.. and
Mrs. Young have taken over 1900
mothers and children from the IN
happy and unhealthful conditions OF
a crowded city into their colony. Tt
has all been a labor OF love, and its
expenses have been entirely depcn-
dent upon voluntary contributions.
Dr. Young saws of this movement.
There are three distinct reasons
why this is the most important reli-
giOus or philanthropic work before the
omical proposition. for We are keep
ing these women and children from
consuInptfve hospitals. where the tax
payers would have to support them.
Secondly, il is a selfish proposition
for YOU and me, for everyone saved
from consumption protects your health
and my health 20 that extent Thirdly,
1t is a NEST Humanitarian and reliS-
ious work, fCr these poor unfOrtunateS
are without help that really helps. eN-
cepting as il comes through Syste-
matte TTevente-ium work The null
tituds Of rest homes for poor mothers
AMI ch;ldccn do not want them and
spurn the thought of receiving them
prior to our preventorium efforts in
their behalf You see, the proof OF
consumption being an infectious disease
and medical science classifying 1t as
such, with the law relating TO the con-
troll of infectious diseases. has caTsetl
much discrimination against these
suffering Ones-COpyright, 1913 BY
Star Company
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
Pavlowa To Teach Herald Readers

p a LIE PAvLOwA this will
tVH Herald So beautifully illustrated lessons
A'0 specially $50
three week The first
lesson appeared yesterday
insists strongly having always
enjoyment in the dances Mile Pavwa teaches
all informal classes right
special POwa The Herald? Call the
studying learning
Incidentally Pav1Owas
unique personality.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
At MatteaUan
Rx Whit Mannn

When the lunatics foregather to dis
cuss the bill of fare, there is grief N
every bosom for they see vacant chair.
Where is Harry Thaw?" they question;
Eve have missed him for while, we
have missed his gentle presence, We
have missed his winning smile. Lone
some is the place without him, and our
games all spirit lack; we are signing
for our playmate our little Harry
back" And the keepers, sad and lonely,
turn away to hide a tear; they, too, miss
the youth who cheered them, in the
golden yesteryear. Put away his safety
razor, put away his fountain pen Put
in lavender his nightie, he will need
them ne'er again. From the place that
knew and loved him little Harry's
skipped and gone, and the bird of grief
bTOods darkly over mOurnful Matteawan.
When attorneys cease their paving, he
may grace your halls once mOrel After
forty years of having, he may totter 20
your dOOrl But the present generation
will be dead and underground ere his
joyous peals of laughter through your
corridors resoundi TIL that time. o
grim asylum, you may weep for him in
vaint Put away his box of talcum. put
away his lacquered cane, Copyrighted,
1913, by George Matthew Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28

Ariz-, and C. D. Nelson, of DemIng, are
also registered at the Zeiger.
Francis NJ Hartman, a leading citi-
zen of Tucson, is here and registered
at the Sheldon. William A. Wilkes,
of Post City, Texas, is also at the
Sheldon. A. p. Ardenrel, of Sonora.
Paso and is registered at the Sheldon.
s. McFadden, a mining man of San
Francisco, arrived Sunday from Par
raj by automobile and brought with
him number of the new rebel coins
for souvenirs These coins are much
better made than the first ones coined
the die having been revised. DR.. Pres
colt and wife are also at the PasO
del Norte from Mexico.
To arrange the details OF the din
ing car service on the Golden state
to Los Angeles, I. H. Dempsey, super
intendent of the dining car service on
the Rock Island, and Allan Pollock.
superintendent of the dining car ser
vice on the Southern Pacific, are now
in conference in Ell Paso. New diners
viii be installed for this fast train
and the two systems will combine to
supply the train with food for the
diners The two dining car men are
at the Paso del Norte.
John W. Pinkerton. jr., conductor on
the Twentieth Century Limited be-
tween New York and Chicago. and one
of the most popular conductors on the
Lake Shore line, is here to meet Mr.
and Mrs. John ". Pinkerton, sr., from
Silver City, n. NJ. They are all guests
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
STAND BY YOUR sEx.

Dear MISS Fairfax:
/ am in love with a man and he is
in love with me. but he has been keep
Ing company with a woman little over
year. But he does not care for her.
Now, Is it right for me to accept his
love2 He said she never showed any
love for him, but still she bOthers him
Anxious.
No girl ever lost anything by de-
handing that man treat other women
right If he wants to be her friend He
kept company with this woman for
over a year Do you believe that in all
that time he didn't make love to her?
Her distress at losing him now indi-
Gates that he did
If. after year. he sighted her, viii
he not do the same to you?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
FEIGN SIMILAR Feelings.

Deaf MISS EalrfaN:
1 am 81 and seriously in love with
company for three years. and 1 dearly
love her and she loves me, but she says
there are times when she does not love
me. She told me this at the beginning
of our friendship. but 1 never thought
II serious. We are to be married at
the end of this month and she still says
there are times when she feels as
though she does not love me. She is
the only girl I ever loved and 1 would
lose my life sooner than her.
August.
Tell her you sometimes feel the same
Raise in her mind some doubt of your
sentiments and she will grow more in
terested in you and spend less time in
self analysis. Either she loves you or
she does not. This test may decide
her.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
INDICTMENT AGAINST
GIBSON IS DISMISSED.

Goshen, n. Y. Oct. 2S.-The indict-
ment against Burton ". Gibson, the
New York lawyer, who was tried twice
by Orange county juries for the death
OF Mrs. Rosa Menschik Szabo, by
strangulation, on Greenwood Lake, on
July 16, 1912. was dismissed here. The
juries at both trials failed to agree.
The Austrian consul was expected in
Goshen to take Gibson to New York
where indictments have been found
against him for misusing the funds of
Mrs. SzabO's estate. It is alleged that
there is S710O unaccounted for.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
way back home"

and smoke like rarified velvet. Some
tobacco when smoked, viii attract the
attention of the health department four
blocks away, while other kinds when
made into cigars sell for 81 apiece, and
make kings contened with their jobs.
The United States could save a mil
lion dollars a day by refraining from
tobacco This would be glorious if we
could be convinced that the million
would not be spent for gasoline or
Cabaret dinners--COPyrighted by George
Matthew Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
Advice To the LOvelOrn
DO NOTHING.
By Beatrice Fairfax.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
am a young girl. 19 years Of age
and have been keeping company with a
young man for about a year. When
last at my house he said he would
ring me up. A week has passed and I
have not heard from him. Please ad-
wise a broken heart what to do.
G. l. H.
Do nothing as regards the young
man. You cannot force a mans love-
and the effort cheapens the girl who
makes it.
Do this as regards yourself: Make
up your mind that your heart is not
broken and that no one in the world
shall never know that il aches
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
Farmers to Have Own Bank
Proposed Rural Banking Houses VIII
Not Seek Commercial business;
Nay Lend Money on Crops.
-By Frederic J. Haskin

(Continued ZION Page one
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28

Benjamin Titus, the sage of Dem
ing" is here on business and is regis
tered at the New Zeiger. Mr.. Titus
IS one of the pioneers of the Deming
district and a prominent Mason of
New Mexico. He has just returned
from a trip to Santa Fe, where he
attended a meeting of the Masonic
bodies there. J. G. Peterson. of Mesa,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
Tt4IRTY-THIRD YEAR OF PUBLICATION

TlIRTY-TIRD YEAR OF PUBLICATION
fr
0SpciaIC rrespo
ington D. and New
ofo
Isl IS own among H B
". F r c A L P
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28
"This Is My Birthday Anniversary"

MOTHER long list OF boys and girls today! How pleasant have
n
Surely variety of
birthday anniversary this spice
make
dnrlsu mo ceIehr ate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-28

lone Garrett, y.
Alice Hansen, Is.
Edgar Walker, IA.
Virginia Cooper, A.
Paul Hill, Is.
Sophie Williams, Is.
Joe Louise Hill, 9.
Donald Light, IA.
Josephine Terrier, IA.
Annie Brown, Is.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25

some of its number before it was safe
ly out of sight
Strange TO say the geese were flying
towards The southwest. whereas their
direction at this time of the year is
usually northward 1t is supposed,
however, that the region in which
they were preparing to spend the sum-
mer, was visited by cold wave and
that hey were driven southwark for
a time. The weather indications here
are fair and steady temperature which
would make it seem that the cold wave
was at a considerable distance to the
north
The flock contained between 200 and
500 birds and was flying in the regula-
ton V shape or rather in two V shapes
with the inner lines intersecting.
When they passed over the business
district they were scarcely more than
100 feet from the ground.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25
SALZMANN BREAKS
WORLDS RECORD
Nails 100 Pins in Three Games,
Resting Previous Mark
by Two.

art Saizmann last night shattered
the worlds record for three games,
when he knocked down 720 pins for
an average Of $40 Another high
mark was shattered by the Cub team,
which annexed three from the Moline
squad at the St LILLIAN alleys. By get
ing total Of 2,791 pins the league
record Of 2,672 made by the self-same
Cubs two months ago, was relegated
20 the rear ranks
Salzmann was bowling in fawless
form, landing well above the 200
mark IN each contest In number one
he scored 81. scared to 255 in the
second, and eBded up with 234 in the
last. The previous worlds record was
us, which the local boy bested by
two pins.
The entire Cub team seemed to take
a new lease on life. and the scores Of
the three games VIII testify to their
efforts. The Stock Leaders grabbed
all three from tho Plov Cities on the
Moline alleys. The Bachelors failed
10 put In an appearance at the Harms
rmways, and consequently the three
games were forfeited to the Cross
Country team. The scores:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25
ON THE OTHER ALLEY.

J1st Cne more series and then for
TIE BIZ demonstration.
The worlds record per game for
Triple contests was 23S. Arthur boost
Cd ii up 20 24O.
II Salzmann Keeps up that clip at
the Chicago meet, they will have to
charter q special car to haul home
the prize money.
The Bachelors are not living up TO
their names. They failed TO register
ri the Harms last night. and we have
s, On reliable authority that four OF
them were out fussing. How about
that for violation OF q sacred oath
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25

Childrer's Goats
sirabIe Spring colors and mixtures all
combine TO make the mcCabe show
ing Of chilorens coats, biouses and
REFERS the most attractive in the Tri-
Cities, and the prices are so reason
able for such smart. snsppy garments.
Goats to suit every misses fancy.
priced in easy stages frour1 90
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25
Wild GEESE FLY
TO SOUTHWARK
Big Flock Passes Over City and
Hunters Look on With
Mouths Watering.

Dozens of hunters, bereft of their
weapons and wrapped in business.
were compelled to stand on the streets
this morning about 9 o'clock and watch
one of the largest f1ocks of wild geese
ever seen here, fly slowly over their
heads within easy range. Had il not
been for the ordinance prohibiting the
firing of guns in the city limits, doubt
less the flock would have been shy
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25

Many thoughtful and observing mothers have found that
there foot comfort and better wearing qualities in
McCab boys and girls shoes than is usually found
commonplace kinds usually sold universally The
and thought is given to the construction materials and fit
ting qualities of Juvenile footwear which makes
companion to much superior ladies shoes,
SATURDAY will make special display of spring
and styles in chdrens shoes, for all ages
invite your critical inspection Bring the youngsters
have them properly fitted pair OF foot
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25

to remain single until the age Of
- is attained? They forfeited all
three games 10 the Cross Country boys,
but what's the difference. the anti
marriage squad can't reach the TOP
anyway
4; this particular time We wish 10
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25

call attention to the efforts Of Mr..
Stephen last p. m. Said party pune
tured SCI pins. which entities him to
three lusty cheers. VIII Mr.. Holmes
kindly act as yell master?
Have you secured your ticket for
The big banquet. Neither have we, but
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25
DAY AT McCABES
Saturday, April 10th
Special Announcement

THERE WILL. THEREFORE, BE NO LIVING
MODELS, but each department Of childrens wear will
have SPECIAL EXPOSITION OF CHILDRENS STYLES
worth coming to Mothers cordially invited
bring their children
There will be souvenirs for the children and from
$50 ice cake for the mothers and kid
dies.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25

We thought had the right to show chidren's hats,
coats, dresses, shoes, etc. little children acting LIV
ING MODELS. Over thirty mothers had asked for a
place for Their little girls the little style show and very
great interest has been aroused
Later advices that under the Child Labor Law
charming this be permitted
law abiding citizens submit
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25

Douglas, Ariz.-Because he had re-
vealed secrets Of the Masonic order.
Ernest Louis Johnson. a mining Ell
gineer Of Tucson. committed suicide
in local hotel b. taxing poison. He
explained the cause for his se.f-de-
stTuCtion in d note
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25
aope remains steadfast

other block of ice and please dampen
this Goth again Thanks, that's bet
ter.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-25

Ill the news al the time - Tha
Argus.