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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
LANGUAGE.

If you look upon the language
spoken in the Saxon time and
the language spoken now you
Will find the difference to be just
rs If a man had a cloak he wore
plain in Queen Elizabeth's days
and, since, here he has put in q
piece of red and there q piece Of
blue and here n piece Of green
and there piece Of orange.
We borrow words from the
French, Italian and Latin as ev-
cry pedantic man pleases. We
have more words than nations
half q dozen words for the same
thing. Sometimes we put a new
Specification to an old word, as
when we call piece n gun. The
word gun was in use in England
for an engine to cast thing
from n man long before there
was any gunpowder found out.
Words must be fitted to a mans
mouth. Twas well said of the
fellow that was to make O speech
for my lord mayor he desired
to take the measure Of his lord
ships mouth.-Jobn Selden.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
SpOnQeS.

Nothing Is known Of the food Of
sponges. 1t is taken in through the
canal system and in finely divided
state. but Of what it consists is an un-
answered question. Sponges are said
to have few natural enemies. The
rate of growth under natural. undis-
turbed conditions is also q matter Of
uncertainty, but it is estimated that
the average six inch sponge Is proba.
bly, four years old
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
i-3iSb
Notice for Publication
PubliSher) Serial Oil4C
Department OF the Interior

(PubliSher) Serial 0llIC
Department OF the Interior
L. s, Land ONCE at Carson City Nevada June
5, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Ncttic s. Lytton
OF Elko. Nevada. who. on August 5, 1909. made
desert land application. No. OHIO for lots . 3.
and :, Ell SWH. SEA NW14 and SWIl NEI4 OF
Section 6. Townships N, Range IS l.. Mount
Diablo Meridian. has filed notice of intention
to make final proof. TO establish claim to the
land above described. before l.. p. Carville. o.
s. Commissioner, at Elko, Nevada. on the 2lst
day of July, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Charles 4. Goblin, of Lamoille. Nevada
James Billet, Of Lamoile Nevada,
Robert NJ HesSon, Of Elko. Nevada,
Daniel G. McElroy. Of Elko. Nevada.
LOIS j. COIN, Register,
First publication June 1913.
Last publication July 10. 1918.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
Lilies of the Valley.

The cultivation Of lilies OF the val.
ley is one of the Oldest branches Of
commercial horticulture in Germany,
and since about 1850 shipments of the
crowns, or "pips" as they are called,
have been made to the United Suites
in increasing quantities.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
Mount ADO.

The highest mountain In the Philip
pines is Mount Apo on the island of
Mindanao, according to q statement by
the United States geological survey
The height OF this mountain above sea
level Is given in the Encyclopedia Bri-
tannica as 1882 feet.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
The Elgin Dairy

The ElRin Dairy is prepared to
deliver % to DO per cent cream in
any quantity. All cream pasturized
and delivered daily. Stop the
wagon or phone 486. Advt.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
A Well Llohted STAGE.

The stage lights of the Metropolitan
Opera House in New York number
over 1900. There are 700 white lights
and 4GS each of blue, red and amber.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
a Girls, Rnhnnl

eve have 500 girls at our school, ant
today we vote to decide who is tn,
prettiest girl
How many votes does it take TO
eIectT'
"The decision usually goes to any
girl who can get two votes. "--Bansas
City Journal.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
a Kitchen Rance Hint.

A f1atiron stand will be found useful
on the range to keep the contents of a
saucepan warm without danger Of
burning. 1t is also useful when one
desires food to simmer. There is then
no fear Of sticking or burning on a
hot stove
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
Straw Men of Korea.

On the last day of each year the
Korean throws out of the house a
straw image Of a man, which is said
to carry sins aud bad luck with it
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
LEGAL NOTICES.
op57
Notice for Publication

Carson City. Nevada Land ONCE.
May Is. 1918.
Notice is hereby given that George Hunter
OF Elko. County Of ElIo, State of Nevada. has
flied in this office his application to enter under
the provisions OF Section 1906 Il. =. U. s. the
following described land. viz:
The South Half Of the Southeast quarter Isl
of SEQ OF Section Twenty-one (2D Township
81 North. Range So East NJ d. NJ containing 50
acres and situate in Elko County. Nevada.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
lands described. or desiring to object because
OF the mineral character of the land. or for any
other reason. to the disposal Of applicant.
should file their anidavits of protest in this
Office. on or before the 18th day of July. 1913
LEWIS j. COIN. Register.
First Publication May 81. 1918.
Last Publication July /. 1913.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
The Eleur-dA-lia-

Almost every country has its national
flower. II was not till the reign Of
Henry VI. however, that Englands
came to be the rose. France is the
only European country upon whose
arms flower appears. The fieur-de-lis
Is really three lilies.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
4-3IS
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
PubliSher)
Serial 0l2O9

serial Ul2UY
Department of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office ut Carson City Nevada,
June 3, 1913
Notice is hereby given that Charles NJ. How
ard. OF North Fork. Nevada, who on November
l6. 1908. made desert land application. No Ol2O9,
for SWl and Wa SCI Of Section 9. Township IL
North. Range 55 East, Mount Diablo Meridian,
has filed notice of intention to make final Proof
TO establish claim to the land above described.
before Fred c. Voight. County Clerk of Elko
County. Nevada. at EllIO. Nevada. on the 18th
day of July, 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John Young North Fork. Nevada
John w. Smith. of North Fork Nevada
Oliver Rife, of North Fork. Nevada
Jesse f. Baker of Gold Creek, Nevada.
Louis J. COIN. Register.
First publication. June ). 1913.
Last publication July i. 1913.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
pi,Iuin EnoIisI,

PUSSY he belong housey," in pidgin
English means a cat pussy he be-
long BUSH" a hare. A servant trying
to explain pins and needles" in his
legs described it this way, THAT leg
belongy me he oil same make like soda
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
Tho First Silk,

The first silk was made 260o B. Q. by
the wife Of Chinese emperor. Arts
totle in $50 first mentions silk among
the Greeks.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
Very Judicioua-

''They tell me he's dghtwad."
mot exactly that, but he's judictous
In his expenditures. He's prompt
about paying the carfare, and that
puts It up to you to pay for iunch."--
Pittsburgh Post.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27
Siamfa petroletiuo.

Petroleum IS obtained from the earth
In Siam by the natives digging pits
about sixty feet deep and dipping 1t
out with pals.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27

San Domingo's Showers.
San Domingo has an average rain
fall of 10S inches.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-06-27

Gold and Silver Weddings.
From Germany we get the custom Of
celebrating gold and silver weddings.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

privilege Of walking the streets But
that Is civilization with a big c.
sun i might be worse. We will
wirrle out Of it somehow. We al
WAYS have"
You amy be satisfied" squibbed
the Fat Man. but you are blind
You DO not see where you are going
Look how the people Of this town
have been buncoed on the conven-
ton hall They voted for a real con-
vcntIon hall and they are getting the
hooks just as they have got the
hooks on the paving contracts. But
what's tho use? We just have to
grin and bear a whole lot OF things
Grandad Stryker got a hundred dol
lars and he is ABOUT the only man
who seems to he entirely satisfied %
what do YOU think about that
hundred" wheezed Scrawny
Il believe they paid Grandad 500
too much. They could have got him
for ten Just as easy" percolated the
Fat Man.
And with that they disappeared in
the drug store and there was no
more con Tsation that evening.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

A queer little cry mad come from
the lips Of the fortune teller. She
started to her feet and ,eant trem-
bling against the chair back. Her
cloak swung open. In the frelight
the shimmering azure fabric Of her
gown was revealed.
Why; she used 10 wear a gown Just
like this" Irving cried. He caught
at the flowing silken folds. kissi ~
them passionately. then sprang 10 his
feet. III you will only promise that
shall win back her love | will cross
your palm with a hundred pieces u
gold"
There was a queer little sound. half
Sob half laugh
You can't win back. good sir, that
which you have never lost!" The dis
guising mask was lifted, the enyelop-
ing cloak flung aside.
Wait" as she held out lmperious
arms. This seeress does not care for
your gold, but she would like to have
again-her diamond ringi"
Now" said Hills. when he had
taken the ring from his pocket and
kissed 1t and slipped IL on the third
finger OF the little white hand exttnd-
ed. Now"
And this time she dio not bid him
"eAsb
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
TWO LETTERS

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sas ed weakly. Is, re
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Jimmie g'41-r. s-..t..g a-d turned
90 maze -.s es--7 4Fss- le.
l7 ----- il9- ,-s -c--Tayi must
-af- a-e1--
E.taE,rr.g ha.t INTERCEPTED him.
I- rot gong % punish y.l tals
-.u-. JlLule. though, goodness
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

ever"
When ala she say that'"
why, one - two - you ought 10
know! Il was the last time you were
here TO tea. When you went away
she cried. | didn't think before that
big people ever cried. And she cud-
died me up and got my cheek all wet
and said that | should come and live
with her when she was an old-old
maid. for now she'd never marry any
one-neyerl"
Listen, Bertiel know what trou-
bled Nella and I want to tell her
something that I think will please
her very much. You want her to be
happy. don't your"
"Y-es."
Then tell me. little man You're
the best eyerl"
The fattery was not without It's ef-
feet. BERTHE hesitated, biting a rosy
lip.
Say" he said. at wouldn't be
breaking my word II l was to tell II
10 Tiger" He drew tiny bit OF a
dog from behind the cushion on which
he sat mo one told me not TO tell
Tiger Say, Tiger, II you and were
looking for Nela. guess we'd try
first In the library. Wouldn't we
Tiger"
Hills laughed joyfully.
You'll get q shetland pony for
this, one OF these days" he cried, and
went away smiling.
The long. richly furnished library
was in deep gloom except for the dull
light OF fire that burned low. Near
the hearth. but in the shadow, sat
swathed figure.
Good mother, will you tell my
Hills asked.
He laid his hand. palm upward, on
the tsbouret between them. There
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
The Child Had to Wait His Turn.

A lady in a small Alabama town
had occasion to call at the cabin OF
her washerwoman. Aunt Betsy. While
waiting for the article she sought TO
be found she obserced a woody head
which appeared from under the edge
of the bed and asked:
rs that one Of your children,
Aunt Betsy?"
Deed an It's. honey" was the re-
ply.
What is its name?"
''Dat chile amt got no name yet,
Miss Rosa" Aunt Betsy said.
Why, II must be five or six years
old. Surely 1t ought to have a name
at that age" the lady said
Aurt Betsy nodded.
Dat done worried me n whole lot
honey. Hit sho' has" she said but
whit All gwine do? My ole man he
done used up de good names on de
dawgs. an now dat chile des halter
wait twell one OF dem die, 80 he can
git his name
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

Es wss certain hs had caught
E.g-- ~ .a.a Vernon On his arrival
be could Lf.e. - sake the gown be
.l.e-- 70. c!Ig.ug sL!umery
tt.ag l: 81 ".-r azure. BU' when be
-t 1-- s-s had vanished and now.
search IS Ls might lie could not hud
1--.
Come and have your fortune told.
~ E...s cried a gil who. passing
1- her es-o-ts am, paused 20! an
.rF.a1t There are two fortune tel
.-s 70 tie library and the other
.l .a .t.e reception room, genuine
g.r o.
"Gggs.rs nothing" pipsd small
voice behind Hills as tie girl and
ter cavalier passed on. u know.
They're Just &e-a Vernon and Judith
Hes er."
Hills turned quickly.
" hat? be said That you, Ber-
,!s,' Re spoke eagerly. u was look
ing for Miss Vernon. Tell me what
you know s5Out-about the fortune
t-.!1g,"
las little chap Of 7, perched in
tt-.e a.cC-e half way up the stairs,
c.ke5 down On his ques,ioEer with
Llscl.eycIs brown eyes
o they ,et ne go TO the room
when they were An up" he e1-
planned. They don't mind me, you
know. They put on long green and
Yellow cloaks over their dresses. And
they both have masks They'd most
scare you. But I wasn't scared. de-
CARED the little grandson OF the house
va.isntly, because knew they
weren't real gypsies that might carry
ne Of"
"Bert!e," the young mans voice
was suddenly very coaKing, tell me
how I'm going to know Nella. She
and Miss Hess.er are Just the same
hight"
You can't tell EN- apart: they've
got the same Kind Of clothes onl"
Hillis fumbled in his pockets.
Can't you slip In to have your for
tune told and tell me In which room
Nells 10 when ysu come out2"
There was an alluring rattle OF
silver coins.
Berthe shook his lead positively.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
WATER FRAUD Is
NOW HPEAPETRHTBD
No Good after EOITLG1


.,.tfr,..r.....
FH. I"' lI'.I o'.' department.
0f agriculture. Through fu. huu.lu ~
chem '.IHf ..H iH. following
F"flIia '. '.. I.... .n f..IfU .. '..
.a.." ."...H. I.' m....t. Matters
Offered '.i .I.e u bottles
Th.r. 90. Indications .f ,Ha t..
ginning uf 1850 atimpt Goo r.rl,frtt.. ..l.
,tcat ffad un tha American p..p.,
through advertising certain mineral
waters gs possessing radioactive,
Th.-. Ra.rfs. Boo SOM. .a..s ar, taken
from spruE tH, water. ~ which as
they com, from the ground do puss,ss
certain .Iul.tHo pr.p.rtla. IN.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

Grandma said might look on until
nurfe comes i0r me, II I didn't stir
from here. but II ala I wasn't 70
have any % the supper"
Hills looked d1wncast. Perhaps,
be yeItgret suddenly Frightening,
you know 10 which room Nella Is 70
tel fortunes"
Yss know. but / promised not 70
tel"
BERTHE" A lot OF silver coins went
Nng'l1g MO the small pocket Of the
lite black velvet coat, You are
ye-y tcl- o. g1ug cousin Eella, aren't
yOu7'
"Aw!ully. She's the incest girl !
know. II che wasn't my cousin I'd
marry her when / grow up, bu, she
says that she won't marry anyone
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
C0EAkACACS AACSCS SNV,yNl
p HIS FORTUNE" ~

wasGs.lght start as the masked g .r,
bent over Il. She pressed the -s
trio bulb at the end Of her war
fash Of white fame revealed c.s
the lines Of the palm. but l-., Ia
mystic seer IN darkness.
YOu have hac a happy lta
low voice whispered You ST.,
youth. wealth and great pJwe. .1
good But you are fckle. You
heart only 70 break Il. Hush
must not Interrupt She who 1
your devotion now Is darkiy uf .
ful - b!ack-eyed, with raven
She"
You are no true fortune gel r''
cried Irving Hills. He withdseV
hand The Hight IN the bulb was
tlnguished. THE only girl .c
have loved from the first hour
her No. you must listen 70 ne
Is fair. very fair. Her hair a.. .s
terlng curls, Is pure gold IN the sun,
shine. she has eyes that are blue
And her cheeks have
the delicate pink OF the sweet Pea
flower love her only, and shall .1
her TIL die, But she Is not for met
She fancied I was too attentive 20
dark lady at a dance. And when
came 10 her and tried 70 explain ,t-'
the lady has long been engaged 70 ri
college chum she was angry a-.
would not listen. Did you speak -
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
5 SURE
A REAL 0PTINIST
TN FAT MAN SAYS EVERY
THINGS GOING WRONG.
BJ1 HI GETS CALLED.
.SlOO entirely TOO MUCH
~urpo-ing the Convention Han Deal
Was Blngcr? Didn't Grand.
dad oct Ills?

The Fat Man and the ScraWuy Iu-
INIdual wandered out OF the portals
~ the BIG Limit where they had
partaken Of pork and beans and FEE
.lincd In the shadow OF d family
drug store.
"Sorawny." artloulated the Fat
Man "th, tiwos are ont Of joint We
have falleu on parlOus days. We
are dcsencrdtiug. rctrogradinK and
our bolstrd progress IL but hol-
low sham and "A hypocritical assump-
uon OF morality which does not seem
To flourish. in this altitude"
"Obliterate the polysyllablc enuu-
citation and get down To mundane
oqudsiouS," ohfuscated SCrawney
and tell me what's eating ON you"
"Oh everything utulated the +.
N This Is getting TO he a sordid
world. Nothing seems 20 60 just
right Divorce suits are increasing.
the number OF stray dogs is increas-
iug. the number of poor children is
increasing while the rich folks are
not raising any children at all, the
corn crop is a failure. the price OF
shoes is going Hp. the stars don't
shine like they used to. Il rains In
the fan when II ought To rain In the
summer time the cantnloupes don't
taste just right, the watermelOns are
not ag sweet as they used TO be, and
the whole burned scheme of things
seems to have got off on the left
foot"
Karin yourself" Scrawney ejacu-
lated. karin yourself. Take another
drink and things will not be half SO
lonesome. The worst Is yet To- come
Remember that we have to pay paw
ing taxes. water taxes. sidewalk tax
IS, interest on all kinds of city bonds
We ought to thank our guardian
angels that we live In n community
like this where you are taxed for the
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
Swell Stock.

Gould sell you an imported Per-
sian cat for a thousand dollsrs?" ven
tured the cat and dog fancier.
"What?" exclaimed the multimil-
liOnaire In surprise why, | Just
bought $1,000 bulldog from you the
other day"
Yes, but ! thought you'd want a
$1,000 cat for that swell bulldog to
chase You surely wouldn't allow q
$4,000 bulldog to chase a common
cat. would your"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

u want 70 exchange the hat I
bought of you last week for another, "
said the lady, as she entered the mil
liner shop Everybody says It does
1T .Ook good on ne"
"In not at all surpTised-ii you
wear II as you are doing now" re-
Joined the mill!ler. You have II on
UPSIDE dcFn."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
Their First Trin

Mrs. Hsrdapple - Yes, Hiram,
these railroads advertise that they do
everything possible for the comfort
and pleasure Of their passengers"
Mr. Hardapple docking up - ~
know II now, Maria. There is even
an ak and saw in a glass case to re-
mind US OF the old woodpile down at
home."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

TIE -ra-.- .T-E=i u -ts tl..
grasses .ss -gr.sts % tiny s-s-s
I-- John Luther E.-s-ae--y 20"
g.gg.et ne pretty cir, .a ne pink
E-lt--1et Z az surprised
--rr-7=t % what. Cgl'A.l'"
-rzv.ei t-- .z-Ey youth e, her side.
Why. AZ yea standing there and
s.ss.rg Z .--= -stelss.es gr. t1z,
way
Oh tr-'t w5rry about that. Gym
th.a Here IS a-o.he- way ana tie
moon nan cane --' ,..- t..-- d
cloud end zr.Ilet --,i. q, seemed his
face V-u.l crack
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
Ice Cream, Etc.

when young man reaches the
age q 10 Ae begins 70 appreciate the
dear girls, said the sweet thing in
the pink peach basket
Yes" sighed the tall youth who
had been taking long detours 10 avoid
Tee cream signs. 1T Is then that he
begins TO appreciate how dear they
are"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
He Meant Rntinssa

See here, young man" said the
stern parent as he entered the parlor.
you have been calling on my dsugh-
ter rather frequently OF late Are
your intentions serious7"
They certainly are sir" answered
the young man. I'm trying TO induce
her 10 exchange 1900 and her old
piano for a new one"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
Why He Vas Glad

The honeymoon had begun 10 bump
the usual bumps.
George, dear" queried the bride
q six months, ARE you glad you're
married."
Sure thing" replied George.
why are you glad?' she asked.
Because" he explained. 1T will
prevent me from making any more
mistakes Of that kind for the pres
ent."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

The miner dropped his pick and
stared with bulging eyes at the yell
low mass which stroke of the inn
plenent had Just laid bare. For n
minute he was struck speCchiess.
Then. like one gone sod. he gave
forth a mighty shout.
His mate came running from the
mouth of the tunnel.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
Possible EXnlanstion.

Little WillIe say, pa. why IL a
politician sometimes called a dark
horse7"
Pa-"Prohably because Of his
shady record. my son."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
Il Was a Success

First suburbau.te-"Was your gar
den any good this year,"
Second SuburDanite-"You bet Il
was II enabled our next-door neigh
bOr's chickens 10 pull down the first
prize at the poultry show"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
Only Time He Wou!i Quit.

Your husband tells me he has quit
the races.
Dear me, I'm SO sorry to hear that
Don't you think II indicates good
intention on his part?
No: II indicates that he has no mon
ey left.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

The iiirpo never could under
stand Why the good eating stun
grows 20 hlnh up un trees.
IN" Girane--Dh. my dear sir. why
worry nbout things above your stu.
uon ~ hfeI Let those with long
nccks solve tina, probi.un.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

j. BIZ .a option a. The
Lels c, tie Barrys
vas 10 full swing
E-t Irvirg Hills
wandered clscon-
sc.lt-ig from room
90 room returning
With force. cC-lla!-
.ty tie !EisL :
lrsst!uEs that net
finn
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

Say, ms, sl=-e- :tt.e Ida I1l'tt,
Why DO women always cry e. we'd
tllg2"
The married 0Ees cry. ny dear.
because they know how Il Is them
selves. and the unmarried ones be
cause they don't. replied Mrs.. lnu.,t.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
Similar But Different.

Most people neg ect their eyes,
said the medical student
"Tes." growled the cynic boarder,
but few neglect the /.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21
Not Much.

again?
Not much. They Just learn a lot
Of new questions to ask.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-21

what is III" he cried brcathiess-
ly.
Cold" yelled the other. pure
gold! Tons of III"
us that allf" exclaimed his part
ncr disgustediy. From all the hull
labnlloo yc were maxim one ud'
think yc had dug into a firkin o.
butter"