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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-09-25

WHREE FURNISHED ROOMS-For
rent; lights, hot and cold water
For further information cal at
sl2 South Virginia Ave. IBIS
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-09-25
FOR RENT

TyOR RENT-Furnished rooms with
private bath. Apply lO1l South
Florida or phone 43 Red. 1907
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-09-25
CLASSIFIED Advertising

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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26


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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
moBsoV's Est'APE.

The narrow escape Of congrcssman
Hohson. aiong with several other
members of the house and senate
committees on naval affairs from
being perforated BY an soo-pound
shell from a t2-lnch gun. while u
makes ~ shiver also presents 20 the
mind dramatic picture. How fit-
ding. II Captain HoBson must needs
ole. that our leading naval alarmlsi
should be blown into the Eiysian
Aeids by the explosion Of an Soo-
pound shelf. what thrilling eli
max 10 a life Of robIest jinsoism since
the das the dyusissy osrceF saRk ths
Merrlmaci
We do not Wish to be understood
as desiring the demise Of Captain
Robson: but granting that the fates
foredoomed his dissolution. nothlns
else. we are sure. would suit him 50
well and nt 80 ntlinEly into the fitness
Of NJ things. aside from . death lead
ing a charge against the laps. as 90
% lnsisnianeousiy ana heroicaily di-
sided into small bits by the explosion
Of an se0-pound she'll
And thlnk Of the picture Reuter-
dahl could draw for the newspapers
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26

Italian manufacturers and conn
merco are making great progress
Modern Italy ~ demonstrating con-
clusIesly that lss people are made Of
the same stun as those VINO made
their country great In ancient times
The methods OF the moderns diner
very materially from those resorted
70 60 achieve greatness In antiquity
but they are fully as effective. II less
spectacular. No one can examin,
the official reports OF Italy without
discovering that Il Is undergoing d
remarkable transformation wholly
due TO the determination Of It's states.
men 90 avail themselves OF the op.
pos.unities which have 70 greatly In.
creased the wealth OF England an,
Germany. SO long as the Etaliani
placed their chief dependence on az,
riculture progress was slow; bu
during recent years the stimulus
given TO manufacturing industries hai
made the nation an important factor
In the industrial world. and one thai
has TO be reekoned with in the com.
petins markets Of the world.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26

IN me nra, quarser n ISIS not q
nlnels person was sn6hod cnnfsed
win comnlllnk in neaanlt on a uhlt.
woman. ri thla start can DO main.
tanned ne yeAr VIII becoms excep.
slonai in this respect,
An todd thirteen iynchlnnn are 70.
corded Ia the United states in ~,
nrss three months Of the year Thess
cases were chiefly due 20 murder.
thai thc lynehed had committed. Tbs
start that has been made iasilhcs the
prediction shat lynchlne win aoon b.
nnknoWn end that che current year
eliI show remarkable gain IN sha,
direction.
The south. Says = southern ex-
change. as q whcle a inviting imnal-
sratiou ana promoiine public edvce-
ton. and It naturally fellows that
lynchinzs and all ether forms Of vio-
lence and iawiessnoss win be weeded
ont The decrease each year n graft
Tying and the year may yet come
when iynohine win not take place
IN the entire country, broad and big
a. Il u.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26


An urmlsilse has heep concluded
d|feet'y besween Bulgaria and Tur-
Ny and fighting On the land eldt Il
pfohaniy over FOR rho present The
TURKS viii have ~ I'VE next the Bull
Sarlens and nre wise 20 realise the
feet In fact. the Huianrsans and the
Turks afs 81 the same aneleni Tura-
nlan stock The Bulsatinns yielded
a. Christian innuoncra matter ia
which the Turks are snsfAciahle. Bul-
gnrsa WIS pgaeslcaily unknown In
Enrope In 1875. but with me aid of
nussia hetame principally ID ISIS.
paylns nominal tribute "a Turkey
1inesia has since cultivated some
auarrels wllh BULGARIA.. and the latter
has hse warliks existence from the
start iis statesmen hare eensended
against both Rasaian and Turkish
control and yei the little nation has
steadily advanced Before its latest
eumroisn Il had a.iee. ses inhabitants
and ~ AREA or $4,000 square miles
II Niu ~ larger hereafter. having
luss shown military yigor seldom
egualcd 10 70 small state, and one
whose full declaration or independ-
enee dates only from isos.
Turkcyn aisnembermens has re-
gently added something to Italy. but
be>ond this the balkan states have
besn the benehclsrics. An entente
bei~esn Turkey and Bulgaria would
represent farmiaable armies, and the
srent puwers would NOT care to chal-
iense lhem unified IN the Held. There
81 always an sasgefn question. no mat
'et whal changes take place Ia the
game betNeen q fading empire and
group u little nations that feel the
impulses Of modern civilization. ycs
haze within themselves a number Of
ppssllns race complications. Ii would
serm ~ ~ good policy Tor Turkey 70
~ nn iseaeeltl terms with she neigh
Nor ghat has jus, peshed forward IT'S
bpundafies % inciude me sacred cIiy
81 Adfianopie isui if has never been
proved ihat Turkey T. willing 70 be
lneasrn On anYthinx bat lts peculiarly
inaltldnallxed SELF But IL may be
ffsnsfornsd piecemeaL Cor Bulgaria
was once part d a.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
william the slIcnt.

YOU MAY all think we're guyin'
But Secretary BTyan's
Now tryin' for 10 listen and u
learn"
The strain b. something frightful
And furthest from delightful
Imagine Mr.. Bryan
Taciturn,
Il may sound some like iyin'.
But Secretary Bryan
Desires 90 cut the conversation out.
He won't make any speeches
While he b. on the beaches
THAT ~. not VERY many
Not any more than ten OF twelve
about.
Like ENJOYS extraordinary
And plcnipotcntiary.
Aud al such guys in sc~yiue diplO-
matte
Mr. Bryan, secretary
OF state. must be- quite chary
OF words aud phrases hasty and err
rattle.
Here's hoping MIR Bryan
Won't pass away n-iTyin
TO swallow an the golden and re-
sounding,
MciudiOuS, euphonious,
Enchanting and harmonious
Chin-chin Ia which he's hitherto
Astounding.
WATERPROOF. Louisiana, Is am
other town reported submerged.
g
Az 4 DODGER of ussassins king
Alfonso easily holds the record.
WHO ARE the Monsolians, any
hove
q
THE ORIGINAL wise Euy Is tho
amateur gardener
q
SENATOR BAILEY seems 20 have
pat his foot ia Il again.
o
4 FRESHMAN TRANSMITTING "iiaec
In Gailla est lmporlantus made u,
Hike into Gaul IFS Important
c.
ARCHDEAuON Stuck. who N near
ing the top ~ Ai Mckinley, ~ the
closest 40 heaven OF any minister we
know, az IL were.
%
THE NEW York police are search
ing for the missing daughter 81 a
millionaire milkmun Tried any Of
the watering places?
O.
IT'S lirsi Love.
- do not care for fancy food
said William Henry Greggs
Although he's worth million nov,
He still eats ham and eERs
&C.
"FOOD. A TRAGEDY Of the Fu-
ture, Is tbs lltle " new plaglel Kpc
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
VOCATIONAL rpucArIox.

unly three countries in the world
Chine. With popaiaslon Of $4,000.
eee Indian enh sss.ooo.ooo and
Inala. with sie.ooe zoe have a
nssa,er populatlon shan the United
states. Tho laat estimate Of the
fsepnary places the population Of the
Nalsea states "a ss.peo,oOo. says
.'Tho Nations Business"
Ihls great nation has Erown up
slshin two liisllmes There Is man
living Ia washington, y. C.. at the
f.fsatnt time. nlneiy-elsht years Of
nae. whose father fought a. the battle
ii nunkar MR. THAI battle preceded
sAe ekleituee % America a. nation.
lItnfy Oassawsy Davis when 8 tiny
thild was present Al me iaying Of the
n4m fls ~ the Haillmore a Ohio
.nl|roaA 1he chief participant m
AZ aelaai la,lne was Charles Car
I'M 81 Carfelllen. nho hea tl8nea
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
Captain Barracks
Tr0usIOgues
BY John H. Wishar

Everyone has heard Of the Flyin'
Dutchman." declared captain Barnn-
Gle, but few sailors have aoen this
ghostly ship and lived 20 tell the tale.
However there's q lot Of Russian
sailorns-Arlan- 20 -wargmon--- who silli
tremblc when they think OF the spec-
tral craft which they saw bearing
down upon them In the yellow sea.
fe.. u was real Flying puichmnn.
ana ! WAS in command 81 the nlrnng-
est craft that ever sailed any sea,
This happened during the Russo
Chinese war. and when ] was rnnntor
Of tho full-rigRed ship fvanhoe. We
we're under charter to carry q load
81 general supplies 20 Wa suns.
China, from Seattle. Wash. But the
owners were greedy, and WHEN q Jap
aneHc company offered a blf bonus
10 clip q lot Of arms on board 10 be-
landed on the coast Of Japan Il seem
ed toe good 10 miss. - those arm
were put on board Although ! didu''
like u I had no say about the matter,
so I had to order the stuff slowed
away below and prepared for sea,
we had good run across hc Pa
rihc aud were ouly q days sail rom
Nagaaakl when we sighted smoke on
the horizon. I had a nunch ~ was "a
Russian warshlp. and sure enough.
az the day progressed and the vessel
drew nearer, We saw the czars flag
honting from the masthead and the
big cannon sticking out all over her.
she wis coming after US as hard 81
she could drive. But ! knew she
couldn't reach ur before dark. and
Go man with brains there's always
nope " he uses his gray matter. So
got To figuring over the situation.
We we're q sailing vessel and there
was NO hope OF running away from
a fast cruiser ! knew 7 would have
10 use my Wits Then Il was the idta
struck me.
TN our general cargo for CHINA
You know the .Celcatlais who die in
America nave their bones saved, and
then In about twenty years or W. they
are shipped home 10 their native
land. 10 iuy IN sacred ground. Welt.
we had about 500 skeletons In one
% the packages. I had tho crew
bring up these skeletons. and, after
tying them together In good shape. I
had them strung along the deck and
hung In the rigging, and even hnd
one dashed to the wheel as though
the skeleton was. steering the ship.
Then ! had All lights dnusod.
Pretty soon the Russian cruiser
comes along aud turns her scarChlight
on us or course We were all hidden.
We'll. sir. can SIN hear the yell tina
goes up from thu officers and crew
Of that warship. when they saw that
skeleton manned ship under fun snii
Dutchman. anG they believed they
were doomed. for u IN supposed To-
be fatal Co see this phantom shin,
They turned and made FOR home as
fast az ever they could go, and We
were saved"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26


C1um ii'o Daily six-slsootcr, April
80. 1881
Matter og 0ood Road 40 Iemes ,irrt
Srouched ~ l<urnei sellers.
Great Alarm felt In city over Pros.
pcct Of Peach crop being Killed.
Isaac Bar,h celebrates nr,leth
birthday
chief of Police MoMillin guest OF
honor ~ surprise party In honor
OF Tenth Year Of service az chief.
Sensational Gold and Copper Strike
reported from Man9no mountains
and smelter Ia ASSURED.
Introduction Of the Ham Sandwich
by Fred Harvey. High cost OF Liv-
Ing solved.
baseball game on vacant lot az cor-
ner Of Second and Central. Roy Me-
Donald pulls on most sensational
Three-Bagger In history OF game.
KuFncl SELLERS promises TO bring
big bunch Of Navaios. FIRST time PIE
turesque Red Men Have Ever Been
on the Reservation
fiili Jones taken 10 Las Vegas asy-
ium. Tie predicted Albuquerque would
be city OF Five Thousand In Twenty
Years.
Two-Story Bullding Erected on
Central Avenue Knockers declare
town Is victim Of Exaggerated Boost
inR.
Mule ON line o. Traction Company
gets the pip and Manager chad
bourne announces traffic will be sus-
pended indefinitely.
Preparations started for the Third
Annual New Mexico Fair. Biggest
Ever Held. Appropriation from leg
islature confidently expected.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
AMBASSADOR nnYcE

The Honorable james Bryce, retire
ing British ambaSsados 10 tho United
states. ia one or the outstanding ng-
ures N world diplomacy and one of
tho few reniiy big statesmen Of thc
day and his departure from Ameri-
can shores win be despls felt in many
Ways.
His six years Of able and dignined
service ~ representative OF the en-
piFe In America has done much 70
lend stability snd oordiality 20 Inc
relations between this country and
the mother country aud cement the
bond between she Anslo-saxon ma
lions. Mr.. Brycts years Of expert
cnee. ripe scholarship and wide
Anpwleoss " nternaslonal anairr,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
Stag As 4 FERTILIZER
,N~NNNN4NNNNNNON

"One at the most important by
products that could be- used profit
ably for fertilizer purposes is the slal
produced Ia the manufacture 81 irOr
and steel" states bulletin 80 OF IN,
bureau OF soils United states depart.
ment OF agriculture, or The Utiliza-
ton OF Acid aud Basic Slags In IN,
Manufacture Of Fertilizers The hu-
rcau Of soils is engaged IN extensive
Investigations In the fertilizer rec
sources Of the United states, one par.
ticulUr phase Of the study being the
utilization OF the waste products from
various industrial processes
In foreign countries, particularly
la Germany where the iron ores used
are high in phosphorus and the Hes.
semor process for the manufacture Oi
steel largely used. the Stag proc
duced is rich in phosphoric acid, and,
therefore, fnds ready market ~
fertilizer The iron ores used IN this
country with the exception Of that
mined In Alabama. does not contain
ns high percentage ~ phosphorus "a
that produced IN Germany
The phOHphOrlc acid IN practically
all OF the Stag produced for fertilizer
purposes Is derived from the iron
aud iron ore used. Tho basic slaR
after Il h drawn from the furnaces
OF poured from the converter seldom
receives any subsequent treatment 60
enrich II IN phosphoric acid or other
fertilizer constituents
In order 10 test the fertilizer value
81 the product obtained by fusing to-
sethct phosphate rock. Stag and field
spar, few preliminary experiments
were undertaken. While the results
are Incomplete, they Indicate that
good results can be obtained from
the use Of such q fertilizer"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26

Four hundred thousand dollars
worth OF torpedoes. the first 10 be
made by the navy department will
be discharged in Newport harbor as
"a preliminary test Of the government,
built product There are seventy-fve
torpedoes in the lot OF the white
head type. each costing ss.9s3.ss.
They were built here at the govern
ment factory, where. according 70
naval officers. the cost OF manufac-
ture is less than the price heretofore
paid TO foreign makers, The tests
viii be made f.om tube on the gov
eminent wharf. The range viii be
400 yards toward the south end Of
the harbor.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
WE BLUsm.

America bushes with Shame az the
acts Of Mrs. Mary Ford Of New
York. who has been arraigned for
treason 70 the Suflragettes o. Eng
Land and Is now on trial before a
bone hoad~-sxcuse as. drum head
corrt martial presided over by Gen
erai Flora Drummond. Benedict Ar
mold books like a hignsIninded patriot
IN comparison.
The charges agains, Mrs. Ford are
Appalling. First. she failed to In
form the organization % the exact
hour % the release from durance Of
Miss zeiie Emerson. who got appen-
dicltis la the jug. second. Mrs. Ford
told the reporters the suns were
going 90 kidnap zelic from her hor-
rid mother third. AIRS. Ford violated
the rules and regulations by an
nouncing publicly that she committed
specific acts Of miltaney; fourth, de-
PENDANT deliberately iiied OF the point
Of her hat pin. sixth, sac did want9n-
Is aud with mauce uforethousht nalx
water with the kerosene used in mr.
Ink the house of Lord Lummix; sew
enth. shis hardy lady criminal aid
put sand IN the geur OF an Internal
machine aei 20 blow az the Chancel-
lof o. the Exchequer. Any fate they
mete oui 10 Mss Ford viii be- all
right with us Her degenoracy Is be-
yond description.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26

Burglars will have 20 ne carcful
about gratifying their appetites here
after when making raids upon house.
holds. one was reccntly convicted
In Paris by the evidence OF lump
OF butter into which he had bitten
by mistake The marks left In the
plastic substance iltted tbs teeth OF
the thief exactly, and ne paid the
penalty OF LEAVING his mark by going
Ia Jail.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26

AIRS Key Pitlmau. wife Of the new
senator from Nevada. s. the only
woman In Washington society who
over went over Kiondike SNOW aud
Ice 1000 miles to set married The
future senator and bridegroom-elect
awaited her ~ Nome. Mrs. Piitman
is fearless horsewoman and can
rival Janet Allen In daring circus
feats.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
t-,lOE1TS 9H TElE 0AEE
en- BAIBOGS.

BODIES should be bothed
OF least eoery s,,l months
phls .cE couTAe vneons q
eveat deoL Of botneT but
YOU ce.ntvmos,ne houo u
I'LL eharee he al beo1c
once ef The. baby.
Abandoee bLaesdtlshtly
over badge yneuth-,, v1Iu P%-
Vent It's e1yvpa. Fah,s,son
10 be oesorGed' To Snen mo-
4her,s QUITO heTelub.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26

nH tfeea conception ei lhp fplaUpns
Nh'sh 1hepb1 oblaln between lhe
sIpAkstI pbNtn " zoe shs,trn snd
western hsmlspherss and hla sfaAp
|oi great eeohomio enpslloHs make
him intellectually one n the most
valuable wurl1.sillfena % tho aps.
|and Ameslea Win n',p him.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
The ilgrc,tc.

lhrom Judge
Serena has "a tender heart,
A blue and gentle eye:
She would not step upon worm,
She could not xiii Ny.
She cannot bear Ia see whip
Applied To- any stecd.
She keeps her pocket full of nuts
Her squirrel friends 90 feed.
She reads about the birds destroyed
By thousands every year
To deck Dame FASHIONS swngger lid
Aud drops plying tear.
She shelters every homeless pup
And rescues every cat.
And yet she wears snowy.whitc
Aigrette upon her hat.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
; \ BATCII on sMII4I3s

Little George was six wears old. sud
having him start To school. but he in-
sisted that he Was not going.
one day his grandmother said 40
him George. you are going Ia school
with sister this winter aren't you"
NO. grandma. I'm not going 10
school at all can't read. nor ! cant
write, nor I can't sing. and I'd like
10 know what good I'd be az school
-WOman's Home Companion.
Boo Dwyer. fresh from college.
opened real estate office In on at
iractve suburban neighborhood aud
hoped To- make his fortune. For days
lie sat- undisturbcd In his little oiilcc,
staring out al the DUST roads or
twiddling his thumbs ON the after
noon OF the fourth day he saw man
crossing ogden boulevard diagonnllt.
headed for his door surely this was
a customer. lie must be made 10 Zeal
that business WIS nourlshinB
As the man stepped over the thFCsh-
hold Bob had the telephone receiver
at his ear and was talking earnestly
into the transmltter.
That's correct" he said. aH tho
man stood before him. Right W.
viii accept your $4,000 cash .rmor.
lAM anu iiA AAff fnWfhWN NfiAAlHuff
stand on ten-year mortgage WHAT
Yes I'll bring the deed around a. ~
tomorrow morning. Good-by."
Bob hung up the receiver and turn
ed an important visage to the visitor.
wow, sir. BE said. what can ! do
for you9"
why. I Just came over" said tho
man, grinning. TO connect your toll
cphone Instrument With the wires. ''--
Hurper's Weekly.
Miss Gibson was exceedingly rich
and Mr.. Hanna WAS extremely poor
She liked him. out that was an. aud
he was we'll aware OF the fact One
evonlng he grew somewhat tender and
at last he said: You are rich. aren't
you. Helen"
yes Tom" replied the girl frank
~; II am worth about S2,0OO.uUO
will you marry me, Helen
'Oh, no. Tom: ! couldn't
- knew YOU wouldn't"
They why did you ask me-"
"Oh. I Just wanted Ia know how u
man feels whom he loses two million
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
iIOO's moo.
~ John W. Carey, Ia Atlanta
,fOufnni
) zee NAN NNNN 4

who HES from old Kentucky. where
the meadow grass is blue and men arc
fun OF bullet holes and colOncls are
a fewe Whose Inventory ~. Ia part,
tO-wit one silver tongue. one hair
less pate. two husy ANS. one i0-h. -
lungG Who yelled FOR clark al sni-
timore and sang that houn dawR
song? Who's sport enough tD boost
since then for Wilson just ns strongY
Who cors the rag for Hizc and weight
Of all our senator's lWhy Nheu he
hlt the capitol they lei out al tho
doors Whose own viii be right
near the top when some one lists tho
names Of our republics Niggest meuf
His Nobllts ollie James.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26

Chicago asks the government 10
stock Lake Michigan with whales.
But what II whale should get tired
OF fresh water and try 20 ga to sea
hy the Niagara falls route
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
IN OTHER sANCTuMs


Nobody seems to he able tu take
the VIII out of Wilson. Philadelphia
Press.
Sugar barrel Vs. pork barrel. o.
Norfolk Ledger Dispatch.
Well. the wool growers ATE worHiFl
and that's NO yarn Columbia state
Underwood. with the president iB
"a majority. ---HagerstOwn Mail
Bachelors OF Oregon are buggiug
Tor wives in carload lots. aud the
problem uf the rcd-hcadcd widows ot
Houston seems To be- solved
Charleston News ana Courier
In the spring q young mans fancy
lightly turns 10 thoughts OF LOAF "---
New York Evening sun.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26

The day 81 harsh physics n gone.
People want mild. easy iHxaiiyes.
Deans Uenulets have satisfied thous-
andE. 2sc az an drug stores.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26

For Group or sore throat, use Dr.
Thomas Eclectic oil. Two sizes, 25c
and coo, AZ all drug stores,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
Bciwccn Two Wharf sails

"WOt tn doose did SO tell I'm
there was a ioi 81 ishln fore WI
Their amt d couple o. Goblin Within
three mile a. the pier. an you ArDws
it,
That's an right Amt itg The
less fishes there lF the more ilahin'
Their h. 90 git 'em. London lpin-
ion.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-26
Anlcndnncnis 20 Roget.

MinIver klutCh In April Smart Set.
Cad--A man who doesn't believe
everything woman tells him.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. TO accOmmo-
date "A lady who is dying TO be kissed.
Chastity-The inseparable attribute
81 statues
Clergyman--A ticket speculator out
side the gates Of heaven.
Judge--A man who agrees To listen
10 balderdash five hours a day la re-
turn for immunity from work.
Marrlagc-The last refuge OF scoun.
drcls
Sophistry- device used by pco.
pie who get the best of us In AN ar
gumcnt.