Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-26
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7 MR VILLA reports that the enemy
a la "dieErnCofni RETREAT" We'll the
whirIlNlE 81 time "a quite likely 20
see Bon bilin doing the same dis
BraCefui thing one of these daya.
d.
THE PREVAILING .olof scheme
81 the White house wedding was pink.
tho Checks 81 tho hlushing brldtlroom
carrying oui the motif.
COMING A WORD. we might call
e 4ho chrnmotlf
--p
Ianticncci
Two hoary centcnarians-and thtn
eone-wlth long snowy boards wrnp
ped around their waists sat. grizzled.
Wfinklcd and stopped. bat with tins
fire of an indomitahlc purpose burn
ing IN their deep set eyes. gazing TO
she aonthward.
one raisod himself with an effort
and wheezed hOafaely. 90 hts COM
penion.
william, has he resigned YETI"
''Thc situation is still intuhating,
Woodrow" answered the other land
since you az me. ] viii say that the
situation has not been able 90
hatchct."
''let IA then leave the situation IN
siatu QUO, ar. Secretary" said the
first speaker. There is nothing 90
be sained 0y hasig and ! ann confident
that given reasonable time huorta
VIII eliminate himself"
Ara Nlnabsf...I.... s...n lftf...4
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WE ARE glad that no one tripped
on the trains az the party descended
the Main Staircase.
3d.
GREAT SCOTT" calculated Ho-
bo-sinka man wiih-ton- wives. chief
Of The Navajos, as from his aerie on
Beautiful Ant-hill he observed two
approaching horsemen.
"Gaiushai" echoed his companion
In an awed undersone.
"No use" said the first Navajo.
Were up against a. Boy. send a
runner and sci me "a couple of hun
drcd ready made divorces. We might
es well cut II out and come down off
our perch"
THE BRIDE cut the 1a5-pound
wedding cake with sword. judging
from the size. we wonder Il didn't re-
qulre a steam shovel
o.
such q Prudc.
she's stopping at the Mountain House
but great hcclusion seeks:
She always dresses in the dark,
Because the mountain peaks.
Judge.
While az the sea resorts she thinks
The men are flirty KNIVES;
she viii not walk upon the beach
Because the ocean waves.
Cleveland Press.
And stopping in the woodland dell
Among uld-fashloncu camps,
She's always careful in the dusk
Because the kerosene lamps.
Detroit News,
And when she wadcs across the brook
The wavolcts 81 which please her.
she shrinks and hollors. Get the
hook"
when she sees the dog Caesar.
Houston Post
And when she wanderB through the
glade.
Where Autumn walls sad hymns
She drops her eyes, this proper maid.
Before the trees bare limbs
Birmingham Age Herald
And when she gain returns to town
Most painfully she's shy
because The men all look az her
With--cr --the naked eye.
O.
GAMBLING Ina cotton futures
very Objectionable says ex-senator
Mci.aurin. How much did sou lose,
Senator
@
Dcnntnrcd Profanity
old Mr. Byrd
is always hot;
Ills favoritc word
Is "Tommyrot
-Birmingham Ago-llcrald
Whom Mr.. Stout
Can't find his books
lIc sputtorod out
a loud "Gudznnksi"
youngstown TELEGRAM
-
when AIR Browns
wife hr0kc her mock
with Huddcu froVu.
io said "O Hcckt"
Won CANNOT hlumr Young AIm.
uucrk Tor wanting meets of ipl,n,r.
hrrapHc th.Y are such fascinating.
WIichinw little preachers
O
uUEBTA's soldiers arc not much
on ONT whiting policy made ramoug
hy Wilson whom b. comes to overdue
unv
o
AFTEg'tht r. vln probably be
Kurnel BIRTH.
o
OUR CONVICTION that General
sherman WAS right Dr. stroutthrucd
when $500 rrHd thOut chat Furul fruI
raging 300 Washington between tho
cabinet lndios and tho cunrrossmcn'
Wircs.
q
ANTHONY CpNsTOCK saws ho
newer hOurd ot september Morn
Now now. AuthuuN Anthony
O.
a LITTLE BOY who was asked fa
uomo tho seven modern wonders oi
tho world included the tango width
60 are we drifting?
70
WE ARE NOT bIt goro bocause
tho honohoaded Judges pato Tint Soc
bel prize for literature Co an car