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The San Francisco call., 1913-10-20
Footnotes Of Hurnor

edge forsooth. At his studies he
.'swotted" to tell you the truth. for
eight or ten hours every day. To
give you some little idea OF his worth,
he knew to fraction the age of the
earth. the actual weight Of the moon
and its girth. and how far all the
stars were away.
He could tell you the reason why
eggs are not meat. why toadstools and
hedgehogs are not good to eat. also
why there can never be cold without
heat, and why bumblebees don't make
honey. He could analyxe whisky and
black currant tart, and repeat Shake
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-20

speare's plays If you gave him q start.
ence and art. knowing even why Ro-
bey is funny.
'One can ne'er learn too much" with
smile he would say. But he altered
his mind. overhearing one day two
friends. who imagined him out OF the
way. stating facts new to Binks with
out doubt.
What an ugly old Beggar that
Binks isl" said one. Said the other.
'srhe biggest ass under the SUM-" And
the knowledge Binks learned by the
time they had done. he'd have been
much more happy without
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when she saw It, and therefore had
no trouble in finding 1t. and fastened
1t promptly on the dress of her mis-
tress.
Mrs. Phillpotts was too busy greet
ing her friends to observe that they
smiled when they shook hands with
her-some of them almost laughed.
The gold lettering on the ribbon
read:
"Bournemouth Poultry Show-First
Prize Bantam"
Young Cicero Hinks was an erudite
youth. and . regular demon for knowl-
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The Temperance society was to meet
that afternoon. Mrs. Phillpotts
dressed in a hurry, and came painting
downstairs. She was a very fat
woman.
"Addie, run up to my room and get
my blue rosettc the temperance
badge" she directed the maid. y
have forgotten 1t. You will know It.
Addie-blue ribbon and gold letter
ing"
"Yes. mum, knows 1t well
enough"
Addie could not read, but she knew
| q blue ribbon with gold lettering
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-20
Wives, Mothers in Law,
a Word to You!
Why Do Women Who Love Man the Most Torture Him
With Their Petty Jealousies Until They Force
Him Choose Between Them?
BY DOROTHY DIX

I oOK long at the picture,
ladies. Study it we'll. Note
the two angry women who
stand facing each other, bitter
ness and hatred in their hearts,
cruel words upon their lips, and
then take heed of the forlorn,
helpless, pathetic figure of the
man between them.
1t is-a picture to make the un-
derstanding weep, and the pity
of it is that it is one that so
many, many men have only to
shut their eyes to see repro
duced in their own homes, for it
is the picture of the wrangling
in-laws that turn so many homes
that should be happy into un-
derstudies of purgatory.
In this picture the artist has
seized upon the moment in
which the long-drawn-out quar-
rels between a mother in law
and a daughter in law have come
to crisis, and the wife has told
her husband that he must choose
between her and his mother, and
that one or the other of them
goes out of the door
How shall man decide?
He loves his wife devotedly.
She is the one woman in all
the world he picked out to be
his companion through life. He
knows that she loves him. She
has been good, and faithful,
and loyal to him. She is the
mother of his children, and he
is bound to her by all the ties
that can unite man to woman.
He is a domestic man, fond of
his home, finding his greatest in
terest in it. A thousand voices
bid him choose his wife if he
must decide between the two
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-20
EUening Calls

The old boys arrested in voting booth probably holding
primary (schooD election.
The Robert Goelets of New York Say
Judge Graham, some one is infringing patent
eight hour working day proposed
why they shouldn't else
The who invented cold destitute
all wholesale packers your
to relieve him.
Wilson's daughter has refused
play making the offer
journyman journalists who will undertake fill the order
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Common Sense Makes a Good
Voter
INFORMATION Is at Least Important Education,
and the So Called Ignorant Vote Is the Most
Valuable Vote

5 Valuable Vote &
Sunshine who lives efete and benghted that
yet extended the sends in his solution
problem which he considers may be applied in all
He says
Dear Srs: The solution woman's suffrage ques
ton be summed up by passing law that all persons
male female desiring and having reached the
voting age shall pass an their
and intelligence; that those who pass that examination
p'''--''~1 0'-'s M SUNSHINE.
That sounds very nice, but it is all wrong.
What we need earnest and with sense
character honesty their children belief republican
government, willingness to work
plan to keep and away from the polls if
they lack education would be bad hngaost bad the
stupid criminal plan which constantly proposed Wash
ngon keep of country immigrants that lack education
of bookish kind
educational test would kept Nancy Hanks,
mother of Abraham Lincoln of the United Sates she had
happened You would wish such
have her wonderful born country that
would give him chance do his work
Your suggestion Mr.. Sunshine would keep Nancy Hanks
from voting she alive today Yet explained
you mother Abraham Lincoln you would prob
ably be glad her using her COMMON SENSE
though be alleged that she could neither read write
1t isn't education-book knowedge-or university degree
that makes the good
country honesty, earnestnes espe
cialy that kind common sense THAT REFUSES TO BE
FOOLED BY FAIR PROMISES OR TO IGNORE BROKEN
PLEDGES OF THE PAST.
be EDUCATION for who is what really is education7
The chmpanzee who with napkin around his neck
compared macaque, who
anything.
The high school boy educated" you choose say
with the successful farmer who studied algebra
But which of the do you think is really "educated7"
The whom Mr. Sunshine might consider educated would
ptful ignoramus Sir Oliver Lodge Nicholson
the Chicago university or thousand others
There is test of education.
But there is test OF human decency.
Any who is selfespectng and takes of her chill
willing work his living, believer
government good citizen-AND ALL GOOD CITI-
ZENS, MALE OR FEMALE, SHOULD VOTE.
The called ignorant really the and
valuable the that REFUSES TO ACCEPT EX
CUSES.
woman need educated" in that the
dirty Fairgrounds neglected willing wokingnen
of work, prices high and life painful
We don't the and in order that they
favor Moere against Beaumarchais favor
of Brieux against Rabelais.
We give people the in order that they insist
efficient honest clean Streets trust
lation prosperous times.
If this had take the from the most
highly country from the great
called "uneducated and of the country,
it would take the promptly from the educated For
they DO NOT NEED THE VOTE AS MUCH AS THE
UNEDUCATED NEED 1T.
And the educated the whole do consistently
ntelgently the uneducated
educated gentleman with thousand
public officers reduce the the
grounds Ignorant who live in the poor
children the that get
work DONE
They the important voters.
That and stupid talk of
for immigrants and equally preposterous talk Of
a1aI1 <aoo1fe OrxOferc
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Portoa cocktail dazzed by
tivite
Pankhurst will show
American cooking by hunger striking Ellis island
Murphy Tammany is the If he could be
take with him New York would feel
cabinet refused the resignation
advised by the that hold
life policies
Civil that the
teacher for Indian school, Salary S4o and
Howm manyq
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Avaunt, the v

By. LPR
Secretary the Treasury Mc4doo has issued order that the
oU Be removed and the nunra subsiued-News
Hes coinage
The cunning little v,
The symbol of its Value,
OF its Validity
And when he makes them V-ess
The coins, alas, alack
Will be taboo the V-gown
a ladys back?
The Villains Viiated
symbol of our SOU"
How Verify now,
Pray, Mr. McAdoo?
Oh, Varet, he has Vanished,
The symbol of cheer,
For al lasting Verify,
The for
The " from off the Nickle
WILL Verify, be missed
Of all the coins gather
1t, Valiant heads the list.
Is there " Violate
off the "hve" of gold.
McAdoo dsjoin1
q know what is that coin.
I'm waiting to be toldl - ~
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-20
Both Have the Best Rea-
sons for Loving Each
Other

It would seem that if a young
woman had one spark of gener-
osity in her nature, and if she
really loved the man she mar
ried, she would feel that of all
women on earth, next to her
own mother, the closest to her
was the woman who had raised
up for her good husband 1t
would seem that she would ap-
preciate all that that other
woman had gone through to
bring up a splendid man for her,
and that she could not do
enough for his mother.
1t would seem that if a mother
really loved her son she would
desire above everything else his
happiness, and that if he had
married wife who was good to
him, and tender, and affection
ate, and helpful to him, she
would be filled with gratitude
toward her.
But is this the case? Far
from it. Wife is filled with surg
ing jealousy of mother in law,
because her husband still loves
the mother who bore him.
Mother is green eyed when she
thinks of daughter in law, be-
cause her son picked her out for
a wife. And they nag each
other, and harp on each others
faults, and interfere with each
other, and hate each other worse
than poison.
And both forget, in their feud,
the man who loves them both,
and who is their hapless victim.
Of course no one will contend
that it is easy for a daughter
in-law and a mother-in-law to.
get along comfortably together.
They may be utterly uncon-
genial in disposition, and every
body has their faults and foibles.
Admittedly nearly all old
people are cranky and bossy.
Undoubtedly all young women
think that they are Solomons
in petticoats.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27

THE LAST ROLL CALL.

few only of the comrads Of the Grand Army are lett The
majority has the Last Roll CALI shattered
wrecks left living witnesses of the mighty struggle to
teet the Constitution and tho Flag AI1 nGta The Liberties
of the American people, The days swiftly sz ~ a.: the
time is rapidly approaching. hope thl
bring ug favor viii God r14y know
and that the people Of God Our Harg and
let clear bunkers OF that black and smokey and fill
them with Friendship aud Truth and in full cargo Faith
Hope and Charity:
We will anchor the Other shore with loved
who have goae before Wo sailing an upurned keel
inscribed there in large letters, ound for the Mountain of
the House OF the Lord which sa established the top of
the mountain and nations shall tow IT,
Written BY J. G. Wilcox.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27
GRAND AMY

Trac GERS for the Grand Army and r1f co QI 80 rue
rno star nanced banner and hc boys dressed u eue'
Th, stood for cur Freedom in battle 50 brave,
,, tho conflict many fell bleeding our UNION 20 save
Others came home after victory was "o1
And are with today thu death OF their corS 70 n'
Their memory is dear, their HE they h&'e@lVen'
Eor liberties rights must trust tht} ave ID ea'en'
Thev ,aft their home and their friends leh}n@ 1hem
.,a forward they marched, in Love was tht!i thene
},nt now tbev sleep with the dust Of tho earth,
r. mother is living she remembers their 3irth,
Tho comfort that mother or friends haze today
r. ~ tall "a those comrads that still with us stay,
Old comrads you to must soon pass a7al
But We nope to meet you il heaven We pray
Tho rrincines YOU fought for, Odd Fellows uphold,
ThosA prncines to the Id, they shall surrey ltfod
T,o are oond bv The cords Of Friendship Love Truth
The Rahekahs will never forget the Noble woman huth'
So Grand Armv Odd Fellow and Rebekahs SO true,
Three Links binds the Army IN Ited Nhlte ara blue
nv Father and son and the holy Spirits light
We saw to the three Sovereign Good nlgJ Good night
Our Liberties given by the sbcainS OF many drops
Of blood from the the Grand Army Mran and his
three hundred men ODD Fellows AL those but IL gave
their lives many the battlefield tor te pTlnces
of odd Fellowship Why honor ITEM s" IN March we
had the raud Army and the lead Hon and
Veon j. T. JOHN and Lieut. j. G. Woy Others following in line
All representing the principles We love
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27

The Anti catholic meeting was
we'll attended on the night Of the
18th. of Nov, And club OF 80,
members were organized. And
the following officers elected.
Rev l.. S. Garrett Pres. Samuel
Merritt Vice Pres. Thomas Cole
Sect'y John Bowers Treas, and
c. a. Simons Chaplain-Several
COMMITTEES appointed, Neeting
adjourned to meet on Thursday
night of the 9th. Of Nov. This
Society invites to its folds all
good moral men and womel who
are Anti.cathollcs; its aim and
Objects to support the Principles
contained in the constitution Of
the United States, and to oppose
any Principles Of a monarchel
nature or tendancy. And teach
ing enlighten all men and
woman whomsoever that the
teachings OF -,""~ryis N is false
and are uf~,".: .' And tha'
this Society "il. use all slve
means Within it's power to per
swadc men and women IT, see tn,
obseroity Of the teachings of th'
Roman Catholic Church com
good people and unitt with us
We will say more in the future
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27
A BOOK FOR EVERY FAMILY

We l,&ye cnnp' ted BOOK OF over '.| =
treating nearly every Subject Ct It <,
wrongs belonging theories of perported to be the
Bible Teachings that every Reader and Family should haV
in their possession. 1t will &c grand tlta>ule OF Tro
nowedge to every one,
No one will be without wncn orcc read Send your
ord er. accompanied with dollar and Will .-i yo..
the Book. Ed WORLDS CREs.Er,
= Brushy knob, No
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27
ATTENT IGN

Agents wanted to write mutt
ual fire and tornado insurance, on
building aud automobiles, in Mis-
souri,.
Write H. T, Stapel. Sec'y.
Rock Port. Mo.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27

No. Z. 100 acres, one half mile
of Cold Spgs. Mo. House and .
barns, and other out building
Spring close to house, 200 bear.
ing Apple tree, plums and peach
es and small fruit, 20 acres in
cultivation, 100 acres good tia
Die land, the rest pasture land;
and as much as one thousand
good saw tim Der Oak,
Terms, reasonable, Apply
Write US or come and see.
No. 8. 100 acres, 10 acres we'll
improved, with house and barn,
plenty OF good water, lays nea,
Brushyknoo Mo. Uncleared land
we'll timbered $4,000.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27
RIAL ESTATE.

We have placed ourselves in
the line to do businessin r RaalE,
tate especially t. help those wh O
are seeking for a .loma. We are
now in a position to say that we
acan help any one TO locate to tn
best advantages that there is to
give Pea Sc read our large adds.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27
NOTICE.

The Colony grist mill will run
on every Saturlay-and will only
grind on Saturdays.
COLONY TRUSTEES.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27

l. une wnn you can depend up.
on for 10 Cry your Sales, He is
Doth Energetic, Quick and Act.
I've in his work, and will more
than make you your money,
Call on him at his home
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27


NO. 1, Over 300 Acres Good
Bottom Good House and Barn
and other Ont. buildings. 125
Acres or more in Good Cultiva-
tion. Good Timber "n the rest
And very few Acres but what
ran be cultivated PRICE $4,000.
Any one wanting q Fine Home or
a Farm, Gao be suited by US.
Call at our OFFICE. or Write
US for further particulars.
| There is no better Farms can be
purchased in South Mo.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27
We have SeVral Good
Farms for sale.

NO. 3. 12O Acres on Fox
Creek near Champion Schoo
llouse. Well tim bered. with no
improvements on 1t. Nearly al
tilable. Man wanting good
thing it is in this land for them
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27

NJ. &. 161 Acre known q 3
the Renrro farm can be had at
$3.50 per acre part cash
and, good large orchard, good
water. For further particulars
address this office.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27
BRUSHYKNOB Mo. Thuysdoy, Nov.


Join DAD Fellow ship 10 ood for yourself aud neighbor
nt some may why Lad e Grand army represented
in cur March, nr Odd Fellows Day And reasons Odd
Fellows the f. iDNi.s W Show;
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27

No. 8, 50 acres, 25 acres we'll
i improved: 10 acres more fine for
cultivation, the rest vii! do for
pasture land; Good house and
barn on it. Price SO per acre,
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27

Mr.. j >MES MCINTOSH
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27

No, 10. lG0 acres laying out
Land with good orchard. Has
been at one time under good i'm
p royemept, Land above the
average. Those farms all lay
neat Brushyknob Mo Iali on
US or write Us
Address REV L. s. GARRETT
Bru- by knt b Mo
Real Estate Ag2nt.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1913-11-27
' | J ] ! t([E
Rev. l.. S. GARRETT, ED.

~ E.a' i.U&.
n G. ,zsrrotf. n Y Bowers
nl5 : n2u l-y=~y Thursday
Entered ~ second cl0s
matter November 3rd. 1910 a
the pOSt-0fi'p II Brushyknob
W". HH<'e.' h. Act Of
HNFrh ,3!'d t&14
S-------- - - -
:, k.,t'Ei; ;TiGS
One Year. 50 cents.
Six Months. .25 cents,
hlte Months. ..15 cents
r,2tl. 'o A 1naalt.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-24
Where Her Shoes Were.

Dorothy. aged five, was having
trouble assembling her clothes on
arising.
why, where are your shoes,
Dorothy?" asked mamma.
II don't know, mummie," the five
year-old gravely replied. "But I saw
them walking around with Margaret
in them last night after i had gone
to bed."-Indianapolis News.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-24

Let US figure with you on
on your next work.
Our facilities are the best, having
Just installed two of the latest i'm
proved Chandler & Price Job
Presses-come around and see them
work.
Dur type is new and modern
faces.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-14
BITS OF NEWS

Six sticks of dynamite, with a
burned-out fuse attached, were found
this afternoon in front of two build
ings at 7716 Greenwood avenue, ec-
cupied by two Italian families. Joseph
Grecho and Samuel Cannucio, ten
ants, told police they had received
Black Hand letters four months ago.
Hamburg.-Four men killed and
several wounded when cylinder ex-
ploded in engine room Of German
torpedo boat S 148, as vessel ma
neuvered of Heliogoland.
Springfield, ILL., The EtteIson
special investigating committee to-
day summoned Tom Vredenburg,
millionaire lumber merchant, and
Sam Davis, liquor dealer and owner
of tenderloin propertyS-to appear be-
fore it at 8 O'Clock tonight,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-14
tiary, a S., 600 fine, or both.
Today, Johnson is at liberty on
$4,000 bonds, and is begging the
government to give him time to make
more money so he can pay fine.
POLICE GUARD STREET CARS
AGAINST CINcY STRIKERS

CINCINNATI, May IA IeeDle at
tempt to resume street car service
was made this morning when three
cars, guarded by $50 policemen, were
sent from the Avondale barns.
Mounted policemen guarded the cars
in front, autos loaded with coppers
bringing up the rear.
No attempt was made by strike
sympathizers to interfere with the
parade"
At a mass meeting last night the
strikers unanimously voted to con-
tinue the strike because of the re-
fusal of the company to recognize the
union before beginning to arbitrate
their differences.
Mayor Hunt changed his plans to-
day and ordered the chief of police
to man every car to guard it against
attacks by strike sympathizers or
rioters. Heretofore Hunt refused the
requests of the company to place.
policemen on its cars.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-14
johnson CONVICTED

Jack Johnson, negro pugilist, yes
terday was convicted of white slav-
ery under an indictment which car
ried seven counts. He can be SEN
fenced to five years in the peniten-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-14
having it's own union, with duly elect
ed officers.

SEN. KERN > I'LL Ar ! Tx FRObE
OF TREATMENFOF MINERS
Washington, May Ex-senator
Kern of Indiana will make another
effort this afternoon to force vote
on his resolution for an investigation
of conditions in the Paint and Cabin
Creeks coal districts, where the min
ers were on strike for year.
Kern declares that the treatment
of the miners was inhuman. He also
wants an investigation of the use OF
mine guards by the operators.
Rep. CLYDE TavenneT of Illinois de-
clared that some senators wearing
Big Business tags were making
strenuous efforts to prevent the in
vestigation.
Senator Golf of West Virginia"
said Tavenner, taken from the fed
eral bench to sit in the Senate, has
delivered a speech upon the inves-
tigation, every word of which is a
legal bubble. 1t was just the sort of
speech and the sort of legal logic
that is creating among the people a
mighty wrath against courts and
lawyers.
For years tales of horror have
drifted out of West Virginia coal
felds-stories of peonage, of outrag-
ed women, of murdered men, terror
ism. suppression of news and free
speech, and a population held in
bondage by the coal barons. l hope
tho TaIu Senate is resDOnSible enough
to public opinion to vote for this reso-
luton and let the light in on West
Virginia"
Mother Jones and other leaders of
the miners are here representing
their cause. The aged woman is on
parole from the military authorities
who have ruled the strike district.
JOHNSON CONVICTED
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-13
Cleanse YOUR LIVER AND BOWELS
With DELICIOUS SYRUP Of FIGS
coggcdup grpe
headache Indigestion,


Foul breath. coated tongue, dull,
throbbing headache, stomach sour and
fun OF gases. indigestion, billousness
and n sallow complexion, mean that
your thirty feet Of bowels are clogged
with waste matter; that these drain
age organs Of the body are obstructed; ;
liver stagnant and stomach full OF
poisonous gases, sour bile and un-
digested, fermenting food not proper
ly carried off.
Most Of our ills are caused by con-
stipated bowels. We all need a laxa-
tive sometimes; nobody can doubt
that. The only question is. Which one
is the best? and that isn't a question
any more. Syrup Of Figs, being COM
posed entirely Of luscious figs, senna
and aromatics. must act in a harmless,
gentle and natural way. Syrup of
Figs can be constantly used without
injury. Its action is the action OF
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-13

Thin people suffer good deal OF
embarrassment and ridicule. AS peo-
pie poke fun at bony horse, 80 are
bony people the target for many hu-
initiating filings"
The plump, well formed man or
woman is n magnet Protone makes
you plump, strong, well-formed, nor
mai, puts color in your checks. a
happy twinkle in your eye and fine
poise TO your whole body. 1t keeps
YOU that way. 1t is the most scien-
tihc and effective flesh and strength
builder so far known, barring none.
The regular $l.00 size of Protone
is for sale by all druggists, or will be
mailed direct upon receipt Of price
by The Protone CO., 5000 Protone
Bldg, Detroit, Mich.
The regular 500 size of Protone is
for sale in Tulsa by Quaker Drug Co