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Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1913-03-14
FULLY TO BREED POLO PONIES,

LOS ANGELES, March 11.-Rich-
ard Walton Tully, dramatist and
horse breeder, has completed deal
today whereby he will move his
blooded Arabian stable to the famous
TETON rancho, and there breed for
polo. army and other purposes BY
crossing his Arabs with chihuahua
ponies. he expects to develop polo
pony OF wonderful speed and endur-
ance.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1913-03-14

Chamberlain's Remedy has won It's
great reputation and extreme sale by
its remarkable cures of coughs, colds,
and Group. 1t can be depended upon.
Try II. Sold by all dealers.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1913-03-14

LOS ANGELES. March li.-"Pigs
is pigs" Robert Strather bought his
young son a pair Of guinea pigs be-
fore leaving for New York. He re-
turned yesterday and found his gar
age turned into piggery. More
than 200 greeted him, he alleges
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1913-03-14
WILSON MEETS VISITORS.

WASHINGTON, Marah l1.-Presi
dent Wil.on received many visitors
AT the While house today before meet
ing with his cabinet az II o'clock.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1913-03-14

LOS ANGELES, March 11.-Gath-
ering the eggs, Mrs, George Garden
found a $500 roll of bills in a nest.
Rushing excitedly into her home she
met her husband on frantic search.
He had laid the roll of bills in the
nest while he fed the hens.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1913-03-14

OAKLAND. Cal, March H.
Foul play" ID. d. Disney exclaimed
upon seeing battered hat near a
clump OF underbrush, He had de-
tail OF police rush to the scene. Hat,
nearby hobo and Disney were all
brought back to the cooler"
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1913-03-14

SAN FRANCISCO. March H.
John Thurston, a. bachelor, gave a
birthday party The guests started
to drink a wine toast for each year OF
his age. Bang" went the furniture
ont OF the windows at the 25th drink.
At the 3Oth drink the police arrived.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1913-03-14

Business men are not the only
ones who use letter heads. They
are for use In private correspon-
dence. The Courier prints them.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1913-03-14

Try an adlet in tho classified col
umns of the Courier.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-08-29

Efforts are being put forth TO organ
ize tax payers league in Wauwatosa
and il Is hoped that every tax payer in
the city viii sign the petitions which
are now in circulation. There is no
doubt but what there is room for such
an organization in the city of Wauwa-
tosa for the reason that for the year
1913 alone, there iss100.O 900 being spent
for improvements. The object of the
organization viii be to watch and see
that the funds are spent right and to
see to it that men are elected to Office
that are capable to I'LL the position to
which they are chosen, to see TO it
that Wapnatosa gets what it wants
and to show strangers that this is the
best place in and around Milwaukee
TO invest money and live. No city OF
our size has better schools, chtsehes.
etc, than have we. Our water works
is first class in every particular and no
purer water flows anywhere then from
our artesian wells.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-08-29

M and Mrs. A. II. Tnbbs and son,
q Whitewater, are guests Of Mrs. R.
Delpsch
Mr. anl Mrs Ralph Van Roo leave
this week for Wonewoc, Wis, to spend
week.
Mss Ida Delpseh has returned home
from two weeks vacation with friends
at LAnderdaie Lakes.
IL letter received from Or. Mag
he sass he is having some time and
viii nat be home uutil the fore part Of
September,
The Ladies Aid Society of the Under
wood Memorial Baptist church, viii
mes N the church parlors next Thurs
day, september4.
Aaplrh becker has instalied new
iceless fountain in his his store on
Yves Nain Street He has also made
many other changes In his store.
MS II. King Of Madison, Miss
Lucy Fitch Of Berlin. Wis. Miss Mable
Frost of Pittsburg, Pa, were guests Of
their cousin. Mrs J. NJ. Nash. last
weel;
John Cain will spend the week end
at casiar Lake, where he will play with
one 81 the best known orchestras in
this s.s't OF the state. the Lvric Or.
chestea.
KesEseth Tragard, Kenyon Street.
lontertained several friends M marsh
mallsw roast last week Wednesday
evening Ia honor Of Miss Phyllis Hamil-
ton, kIssdison
The First Milwaukee Woman's Chris
tiau temperance Union held basket
Epieuie aud executive meeting at the
home u Mrs. Emily Money, Graystone
Park last Thursday
Mrs ia. d. Tomplsins, East Mil.
waulse Avenue, was hostess for the
inemeses of tile st. James branch OF
Womai,s auxiliary who held silver
social and sewing bee last Tuesday
afternoon.
The eoard Of trustees of the Milwau-
lsee County Hospital for the Insane
were Instructed bs the County Boafd
Of supervisors to suspend John Fable
steward u that institution, who was
arrested last Monday on the charge of
graft preferred BY the district attorney
D. llernard Wright Of Milwaukee,
aistriE.t nnnager Of the brotherhood Of
s,sefgs.s. esanssn, Sas aelna Ia.
was in Hanwatosa making arrange
htnents for the organization OF II home
stead here. A drill team Of the Yeomen
Guards will be instituted. and joined
to the Milwaukee battalion. The so
eiety has l7s.0oo members aud nearly
Eel4 millions in the reserve fund.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-08-29
To our subscribers

With this issue of the Waawatosa
News the greater number Of our sub
scriptions expire. We wish TO thank
you all Cor the liberal way ~ wihiiei,
you all have patronized as, and only
hope that you all feel that you have
received the value Of your money. We
expect and truJ that you will all call
and renew. The price remains the
same-si.OO If paid in advance, aud
81 .25 If paid at the end Of the year No
paper will be stopped unless the sub
scriber is one year in arrear.
Yours to please,
j. R. BEN0Y
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-08-29

FOR sALE-Seven room house at
447 Sixth Avenue, Wauwatosa, X block
from car line. Telephone Main 34s.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-08-29

WANTED-Girl for general house
work in family Of three. Apply to
Mrs. W. H. Richardson, 334 Maple Ter
race.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-08-29
Here We Are!

One ave passenger Overland touring
car, like new. See this ear before buy
ing.
GEO. G. LCND. Agent.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-08-29
|HOnorbilt School Shoes
For Boys and Girls

|Of all the school shoes we have
handled, these have proven the
most satisfactory. They are
stylish looking and made to fit,
an important matter with grow
ling children. We can save you
money if you buy the well
KNOWN
Mayer HOnOrbilt Shoes
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
VILLAGE LIFE IN EGYPT.
Crude Mud Houses, The Roofs Q
Which Are Garbage Dumps.

VIII. VssSSs NV y
Egyptian village life Is quaint and ins
,ercsting, says tue Wide World Maya.
zine. The houses are crude. one storied
structures Of sun baked mud. With pos.
sibly a couple Of tiny square holes cut
in the wall for ventilation.
Each home consists Of u single room.
absolutely devoid Of furniture, one or
Two drinking Jars and. cooking utensils
being usually the only articles TO be
seen. The roofs Of these novels are
thntched with c%ornstalks. and for some
unaccountable a oil the house,
hold rubbish is dumped on the, roof!
For this purpose a ladder may fire.
a,ently be seen reclining against tue
side OF the house, From a distance a
village is ant to look like an immense
rubbish heap. These primitive er"c'
lions are inhabited solely by the fe'la.
hin, as Egyptian peasants are called.
LII some Of the Arab villages the mr.
engagements for sleeping are even more
unconventional. Huge cuplike strnc.
lures made Of mud are built out In the
open. away from the houses. and into
these the babies are frequently Dlnccd
during the day. and often the entire
family sleep In them at night. The idea
is to escape the numerous snakes and
| scorpions which abound during the
great heat OF the summer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
POISON IN ITS AIR..
Java's Valley Of Death, Where III"
Cannot Exist.

.- 800
The Valley Of Death Is on the island
OF Java. 1t Is the most remarkable
natnra, example of nm atmosphere
loaded with carDonic acid gas In ex'
istenucc. 1t has never been fully tx.
plored because Of the danger Ut re.
naming more than a few moments N
its poisonous atmosphere.
Approached through an opening re-
tween the hills, it Is e G to be an oval
shaped valley about half a mile across.
1t Is about thlrty.ive feet deer. The bot
tom Is hard and sandy. without vegeta.
ton and strewn with large stoues. The
surface is covered with the bones OF
animals. birds and human, beings.
Explorers seldom venture beyond the
borders. though the deadly air does not
Immediately affect human beings. This
Is because the carbonic acid gas. being
heavier than the atmosphere. settles ~
the bottom Of the valley. Dogs Az"
fowls thrown into It fall senseless IN
stantly and die in a few minutes. No
craters or assures are visible Or the
floor OF this valley. and it is thought
that the openings are near the base OF
the hills.-ExchaDge.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
NAVAL GUN TELESCOPES.
Device That Made Possible Accurate
lena Range Firing.

1T was about the year 1856 that the
telescope was iirst tested IN conjunc.
ton with the firing u a modern sun.
The tremendous %concussion broke tue
lens, however. so that in order to use Il
ut ali the telescope had to be detached
from the gun before firing. thereby
cntaillng a loss Of several seconds III
time after aim had been taken,
Later, to obviate this defect. the
telescope was adjusted to the axis Of
the gun by a system OF parallel arms
moving up and down in unison with
the gun. though detached from 1t. This
OF course was a great Improvement,
but there were still grave practical dc.
fccts.
Wei. along in the early nineties Hen.
~ G. Muslin. a young midshipman ut
Annapolis. lean faced and square Of
jaw. built like a medium sized Her.
culcs. quiet mahnered, but a bulldog in
the football field. Interested himself in
the study Of optics. Naturally enough.
his thoughts were directed to the de-
fective lenses or the gun telescopes.
The lenses broke when the guns were
fired; therefore it was necessary to IN.
vent a nonbrcakable lens.
One day years later. while station
ed in Washington. Muslin called Il few
OF his brother officers to the window
ncar his desk on the second floor OF 4
building in the navy yards. He show.
ed them a lens with a metal band
~"slrunk" around its circumference.
Then he opened the window and de-
liberately threw the lens with all his
might upon the brick pavement be-
low. The others knew Of his pet hob.
by and thought he had given 1t up in
disgust and had taken this way Of tell
ing them 50. But he put on his hat, lit
a cigarette and babe them follow him.
He led them down the stairs amid con
siderable joking and out to the spot
where the lens lay on the pavement
| The glass was unbroken, The one
| great defect Of the telescope sight had
been overcome. aud Muslin had made
possible the long range gunnery Of
| the modern navy. The thud Of the 1T
tie glass disk with its metal collar
| upon the brick pavement WAS the sig
| nal for the nations to begin to build
| their DreadnOughts. -American Maya.
| zine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
To Cheer Him.

The wife OF his bosom was going To
leave him for Il fortnight. and viz
Tomkins was trying his very best to
look sad.
INV dear" he said. Choking back a
chiG,cklc Will, his handkerchief and wipp'
ing his eyes. Il hardly like to think
how ] Shall miss you, Tue evenings
will be- 50 long and lonely without you.
| shall have no one TO talk to-"
George" said Mrs. Ftz. surveying
him with a marble eye. ~ have pro-
vided for your comfort In this us ~
every OTHER way. When you return
home you will find dear mother there.
She will remain till | come back and
keep you company M the evenings
George"
And rs the train slowly slided out OF
the station the guard wondered why
tItz-Tomkins nearly bit him when he
insinuated a tip.-London Telegraph.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
F. E. Luehe,
EXPERT 4
... ACCOUNTANT
BISMARCK, n. OAK.
Helping the Books.

Persons about to install new libra.
rfcs or those who find their books in
bad condition will be glad Of the adj
vice offere,l>on this subject by Il writer
in Les AnnuleS pariS,. Glass cases
should always lm avoided except for a
few precious volumes which are spc-
cially looked after and frequently dust
ed since the confined atmosphere and
lack OF air circulation in Stfel, book
cases are favorable to the development
Of germs, insects nnd mold. "SccOnd-
w." adds the Scientific American. ''thc
simple prccaution should I've taken Of
placing on the shelves behind the
books strips Of cloth or flannel mOis.
tened with 'benzinc. phenOI. tobacco
Juice or t%urpcntinc. These strips give
excellent results II renewed from time
to time" u
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
iraland,s Coast Cliff.

The finest cliff scenery in the Unlted
Kingdom is OF the coast Of the county
Of Donegal. ut the northwest OF Ire
land. facing. the Atlantic. where the va
riety and grandeur Of the cliffs are
most thrilling and impressive. SLEEVE
League. south OF Glen CoIumbkille. Is a
superb introduction to nousgaI's coast
splendors. III less than half a mile
from the sea, tile mountain rears 'ts
height Of nearly 1900 feet. ID tue
island Of Achill. off the west coast OF
ireland. the cliffs. of Croghan. at
Achill Head. rise sheer tr0u' tue va
,errs edge to the dizzy height Of 3,OOO
feet-LOndOu Standard. .r.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
The Stranger.

A stranger Knocked ut n mans door
and told him Of a fortune to be made.
"Um" said the a 1T appears
that considerable effort will be in.
vOlvcd." ....
"Ob. yes" said the stranger: you
will pass many sIeepIess nights and
toilsome days" w.
".Um" said the man. And who are
youy
II am called Opportunity" d..
"Um." said the man. "Yon cali
yourself Opportunity. but you look like
hard work to me-" 'h2
And he slammed the door.-Pitts,
burgh Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03

observation-disclosures.

MISCELLANEOUS
WANTE0-Sewing, at S11 Front St
Phone 113. Frances White.
FOR SAlE-Milk delivered, fourteen
quarts for a dollar: at house, six.
teen quarts for a dollar. Herman
y Ode.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03

FOR SALE-Rhode Island Red cock
erel, single comb, won irst and sec
ond at Bismarck exposition. Mrs,
J. F. Gerling, Phone $50. l..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03

WHNTEO-Lady cook for hotel, must
he experienced. Address A. r. NY
den, Hebron, N. Oak.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03

WANTED-Neat girl, to assist with
housework and cooking. 102 Ave.
B. Phone 351k.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03

SUIT CLEANING AND PRESSING
First class work done II French dry
cleaning, repairing, pressing, also
new work. All work guaranteed
Frank Krali, basement Breslow's
Drug store.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
eranxiaa Arithmetic.

Three.year.old Amy. wLe had a very
lively little brother, was being pit
through u lesson III arithmetic by her
uncle. She had successfully added one
and one, hut stuck at two and one.
"Y0ur mN1nnla," said her uncle, has
two children. II she had one more
what would thnt make?""
oh" cried Amy. 'that wonld make
my ma NINA cwazy"- Woman's Home
Companion.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
n.,r.na;nn The wa;+er,

In a Partisan cafe an American or
dered a hors d~'oenvre. sole. ugteaA
pre- sale. artichoke salad, pcclle Melba.
and So on. and when the waiter
brought him a bill Of 30 francs he paid
It ike Il man. After l'is change was
brought be counted It aud pushed 4
frhnc towniri the walter for.n 'tip. hut
tue man. pushing back the franc. sntd
in gentle rebroacii:
Pardon. monsieur, but that y the
counterfeit franc"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and build.
ing Of all kinds. Will do furniture
upholstering and repairing. G. w.
Jennings Carpenter shop. Corner
Sth and Main. Phone SIG.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
LONG HAIRED MEN.
They Caused q Vigorous Protest In
- Massachusetts, In 16@9. r.

hwy SOuoUV = VSSOsVNS w
Massachusetts In 164e. .t...
The following protest signed by Jo-
seph Endicott. governor; Thomas Dud-
ley. deputy governor: Richard Belling-
ham. Richard S%altonstall. Increase
Novel;, William Hibbins. Thomas
Flint. Robert Bridges and Simon Brad
street was published In Massachusetts
in 1910: .u,
"Protcst. against wearing long hair.
Of the governor. ETC.. Of Massachu.
sets:
"Forasmuch as the wearing Of long
hair. after the manner Of Russians and
Mrbarous lndians. has begun to ill.,
wade New England, contrary to the
rule Of Gods word, which says 1t is q
shame for man to wear long hair. as
also the c%ommendable custom gcncr.
ally Of all the godly OF all our nation.
until within these few years:
We, the magistrates. who have sign
cd this paper. for the shelving Of our
own innocency in this behalf. do de-
clare and manifest our dislike and de-
testation against the wearing of such
long hair. as against a thing nncivtl
and unmanly. whereby men doe dc.
forme themselves and offend sober and
modest neil and doc corrupt good man.
ners. We doc therefore earnestly In
treat all the elders Of this jurisdiction.
ms often rs they shall sec cause. to
manifest their zeal against it in their
public administrations. and to take
care that the members Of their respec.
tive churches be not defIcd herewith:
that SO. such as prove obstinate. and
will not reforme themselves. may have
God and man to witness against them.
The third month 10th day, 1G49."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
One Of the stjouIations.

A vegetarian engaged Il German cook
lady not long ago. His wife liked the
appearance Of the applicant. Her ref
crences were good and the wages she
demanded not %cXOrbitant.
I'D like 70 have you come" said the
lady Of the house. but perhaps you
won't want TO live with us We are
vegctarinns aud never have any meat
in the house. Would you be satisfied
with a vegetable dict?'
The f,nulcin scratched her head.
"Vcll." she said obviously. Kiss beer
4 neutrality-suspicious. Plain Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
Word aIindnsas.

Verbal antipathies are common. Most
Of us hate the feel, SO to speak. Of GER
tain words-"victuals." for instance.
Is verbal astigmatism prevalent. too.
we wonder? We never know the diff.
ference bet tween subjective" and lob.
jectivc." aud we have Il higl, respect
for writer's who Use these words intel
ligcntly. Ingenious and "disingcnu-
Ous' always puzzle us oo~.-Franklin
r. Adams in metropolitan.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03

WANTEo-Lady cook, at the Palace
hotel. $3.50. -. g. .ks $40.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
SHARP 1onaued eernhardt.

Saral, RernlIardt is quoted rs having
paid her respects to Isabella Of Ba'
varia. consort OF Charles VI. Of France.
in this wise: 1T is to her that we owe
the invention Of the corset. but it was
she. too. who sold the half Of France
to England. There was no crime Of
which that woman was not capable"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03

WANTED-Horses sllod right at cor.
9Th and Front street, Called for
and dellvered in city. Jim Dor
Sheimer, Phone 1892,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
I confortina.

OLD CroaaE;!ybto-l think we'd IL better g
have the passage. and stsiteasstrep a.
pered while TN laid up, Mrs. Gftnoce.
Mrs. G. tbis housekeeper-Lor'. sir.
'adn't yer better wait aud see 'oW -
goes on fnst? Them collins do tnake
such work With. staircase wall panetst
London Telegraph.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03

-MANTED-We do FAMILY washing at
home. Call 219 Second St. Phone
COZ. ,..a.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

WHNTEO-2 girls at Homan's Cafe.
WANTED-Girl for general house
work, at 613 Third st.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
eackhanded.

Bess-l don't like that Mr.. Cutting.
Jess-That's unkind Of you. heard
him say something nwfully sweet
about you yesterday. Bess-Oh. did he!
What was 1t? Jessie said he mag
lned you must have been perfectly
charming as Il girl Cleveland Leader.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
AIRS Fish For the poctor,s Net.

"Why. tue size Of your BILL" cried
the angry patient to The doctor. ;"makos
me boil all over r
"Ah". said the eminent practitioner
calmly. ''That will be Just $50 more
for sterilizing your. system Ladies'
Home Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
Told Her why.

"l'd like to know why yo,l hired 4
young woman for Il typewriter de-
mandcd Mrs. HiIowtof her husband.
80 I could have some n to dictate
TO-" replied the unhappy man.-Ncw
York Sun.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
Matrimonial,

In the Isle OF Man the wedding
ring was formerly employed rs an in
strumcnt Of torture. 1t il III this coIn.
try today. in many Observation-Disclosures.
kcc Sentinel.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
COMMERCIAL CLUE.

COMMERCIAL CLUB or BISMARCK
Regular meeting OF club member
ship the first Tuesday in each
Month; regular meeting C beard 0
directors the first Friday Of ea:'
month at Commercial club rooms
Third street. F. l.. Conklin, pres
ident; +. =. Young, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
Cent, Hint.

'.1'm hungry" said the out Of a job
tragedian.
WELL" said the kind hearted ~
manager. ''can't I give you something
to appeass your hunger?"
Surely" said the actor. Il believe
Id prefer 4 few dates" st. Louis
Post Dispatch.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
l. o. o. n

BISMARCK LODGE NO. IA, LOYAL
Order Of Moose. Regular meetings
every Monday evening Of caco
month. p. +. Strock., dictator; S
E. Register secretary Visiting
members welcome.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
Mistaken Identity.

Mrs. Henpeck ito Tier pet dog,-Go
and lie down there. Her Husband
coming hastily What did you Wish.
my sweet little w!fc:- Fltcgpndc Rlat.
ter.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
An ,nkinuatjon Feared.

Clcrgyman--Madam. you must be
tonsoled with the thought that your
husband is at rest. Widow-Do you
hIcan that he didn't have any before
Se died?-Ncw York Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
5r,x1 o6od ldeAa

Scott It'A9aH glvbd idea when angry to,
count ten before you speak, Mott
True also when Touched" to count a
thousand before you lend. : Boston
Transcript
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-01-03
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dODERN BROTHERHOOD OF Am.
erica meets. first Monday and Third
Saturday OF each month at X. P
Hall. Terrence f. White, presi
dent, George LaIone, secretary.