The Washington times., 1913-04-29

NJ militant suffrasettesf"
" quixzed. Fine precedents
for women to establish.
aren't they7"
II don't just CLEAN the rough language
Of that there last remark!' Constance
confessed. but my private opinion NV
them danes II that their supply Of gas
asphyxiates their sparkling plug! There
amt no sense to what they're doin'.
No more sense'n II wanted an infla-
ton Nv weekly stipend an went down
the street an destroyed the delicatessen
dealer to get II!
They want the vote an there they
90 an blow up trains an pfty resi-
dences where kitosh gents Il livin' dull
an respectable a. . owl, with their
own families. Now IL there sense 70
that? There amt. says you with . pa
tent smile. II they gotta blow up
somethin' why don't they tackle the
music halls, the corner s'loons. or the
clubs where the men spend their time?
Then. when the poor dears amt got no
where to 60 they GOTTA 20 home an
let their wives jaw 'em. bitter. on the
vote question! Then Just to smooth the
plowed-up turf they'll say yes to any
blamed thing put before the house!''
What would you do Il you got the
voter"
Me? I'd let the dsrned thing wither
on the three" che answered in disgust
for none an II they handed 'em to me
I'd wait until I had enough am make Q
sofa cushion!
AN speakin' Of nuisances reminds
me wv the followin' unfortunate In my
rest-in-peace photograph gallery. He
wuz the ad. writer. There wuz q man
who made himself miserable an every
body else around him. by flne-combing
the past. preeent. an future. in search
Of new lies to tell about the particular
article he wuz boosting just then. Now
anyone what knows anything about his
tory knows that IL there's one article
that IL never fresher than secondhand
it's a lie. The free list has been multi
graphed many times!
well. he got good salary. He need
ed 1t. Cause 1t wouldn't be longer than
soon before the rah-rah wagon would
take him to the coldstorage for nuts,
But that fellow must a had somethin'
sour attached TO his disposition, because
I never knew him to have one peaceful
catch lines breezy 'come-on's ads. an
rec sons. as far back as King Solomon.
why you should worry and buy bruised
prunes, instead OF intact ones!
"Anyway,I want to say fer him that
he wuz a fancy liar-nobody could take
that away frum hirn. An yet yuh
wouldn't call it Iyin'. either. He said
1t wuz takin' poetic license with fact
whatever that means. As long as he
wux press agent fer gloves an shoes
an. petticoats stuck to the ship. got
graft, sure-but II wuz worth II to him,
cause lots Nv times I'd sive him real
brilliant gems Of thought from wear
in them.
But pretty soon he tried his hand at
canned Soods-an' right there I dropped
Why say. he hunted fer catch lines
in the eats until begun to feel like my
feed wuz bein' digested fer me before
I tasted II at all I don't believe in all
that time got a natural flavor out NV
nothin', because just the minute IL wuz
gettin' ready to tickle my palate he'd
dig up some reason why you should
drug your grandmother an separate her
from her savings to buy that particular
fodder.
Il got so that I couldn't look nothin'
what had nutriment In II in the face, an
] took to drinkin' pepper vinegar in
great quantities. An then, finally. came
the climax. 1t was at spaghetti foun-
dry. where they were trying out brand