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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-06-30

SHAW-On Sunday, June 20. 1913, Hazel
Shaw, beloved daughter OF Samuel and
Hazel Shaw (nee Turton), aged year
II months / day, 772 Bergen street.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-06-30

KEAY-On June %, 1913. job husband
of Martha NJ. Keay. aged 80 }.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-06-30

JAMES F. CONNOLLY,
City Clerk.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-06-30

KLEINSCHMIDT-On June 20, 1918. An
ME Margaret (nee RommeD. beloved
wife of the late Charles J. Klein
schmidt aged AZ years month q days,
734 Summer avenue.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-06-30

KELLOGG-At Saranac Lake, New York,
June rs, 1913, william Day Kellogg, son
of Clara Miller and the late aaron
in his 42d year.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-06-30

RICHTER-On Saturday, June g. 1918.
George Richter. beloved son of Louis
and the late Elizabeth Richter, aged 16
years.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
ATLANTA JEWS TO
CELEBRATE PURIM,
THE FEAST OF LOTS

Purim, the Feast Of Lots, will be
celebrated Friday evening at o'clock
ct the Jewish temple on Pryor street.
The synagogue service for this fes-
tival is limited to the reading of the
Book of Esther, upon the story OF
which the celebration is based Purim
is a time Of general festivity among
the Jews. and, like most festivals of
the Jewish calendar, it is a time for the
giving of gifts to the poor
Charles A. Sheldon, Jr., the organist
and director of the temple choir, will
give the cantata of Ruth" by Alfred
Gaul, with the following cast:
Naomi, Miss Silvia Spritz; Ruth, Mrs
w. T. Wingfeld; Orpah, Mrs. Charles
A. Sheldon, Jr.; Boaz, John Mullin;
Reapers, Mrs. Arthur Creviston, How
ard Davis. Scion Drukenmiller and w
j. Hubbard.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
Society
News of
Atlanta
RS CHARLES COLLIER was

FRS CHARLES COLLIER was
MI hostess at a bridge tea given
~ this afternoon in honor Of Miss
Nora Belle Rosser, a bride-eiect. 4
number Of guests played bridge, at five
tables. after the game IS other guests
Joining the players for tea. The deco
rations we're in pink and white hya-
cinths. the growing plants decorating
the drawing room and the dining room.
in tho latter apartment the table had a
plateau Of pink and white hyacinths as
a centerpiece. surrounded by pink
shaded tapers. other details emDhasiz-
ing the color motif.
For tho bridge game, the first prize
was a pretty hand embroidered French
talbot. and the consolation was cor
sage Of violets. The souvenir for Miss
Rosser was a piece of handmade lin
gerie.
At the punch bowl Misses Louise COL
Iier and Amelia Sturgeon presided. Mrs.
Collier wore a becoming costume o.
blue crepe and lace.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
FUTURE EVENTS
Parties For College Girls.

Among the parties to be rendered
Miss Harry Schle singer and her guests,
who win arrive tomorrow night from
smith college to spend the Easter Va
cation with Mr.. and Mrs H. L. Schles-
niger viii be very informal dance
al which Mr.. and Mrs. Schiesinger will
entertain Saturday evening, Monday
evening Mrs. J. ". Alexander viii give
q theater party for the visitors, and
Thursday afternoon Mrs. Schlesinger
win entertain 80 guests al tea in honor
Of her visitors. Others to entertain are
Mrs Julian Webster and Miss Eliza
beth DudIe.. who will give d dance a
the residence of Mrs. Joseph Heath
Williams in Kirkwood Miss Scir'esln-
gers guests VIII be Misses Mary Belle
Mainland ana Miss Dorothy Gibbons,
Of Oshkosh. Wis. and Miss Ruin Bick-
nell Of Indiana, her classmates az
Smith college
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
Miss Harris Is
First Bride of
Easter

4 wealth or stately f<aNtIA '---H-' "
termingied with ferns and foliage
plants. formed the decorations To-Day
at the marriage Of Miss Margaret mar
/ -ie and Mr.. YOUNG Frank Freeman, o.
IGreenville. Ga. The ceremony was per
formed al high noon az the home Of
the brides parents. Mr. and MIS-. joan
Howard Harris on Juniper street, AN I
was witnessed by a number Of friends
Of the young couple.
| The bridal party stood for the c5se-
mony before an improvised altar OF
ferns and palms hanked on either SIDE
/ by tall white cathedral csnaelaora.
Handsome palms were grouped in the
corners Of the room, and white tulle
bows aere intermingled with smilax on
the chandeliers throughout the house
The manteI was banked with SINAI.
ferns and palms. starred with great
clusters Of Easter lilies. and baskets
If the same flowers were grouped
around the floral altar.
The bride entered with her father,
who gave her away. Miss Martha Ry-
der was maid Of honor and Mr.. Frank
Winecon was best man. DIR. A. NJ.
Hughlett, Of St. Mark church, officiated,
and an orchestra played both before
and during the ceremony.
The young bride was charming n
her travelling suit Of blue caIlot cloth
the coat finished with collar and cuffs
Of black MORE, and opening over a
blouse Of blue chiffon yelling irish lace
with touches of gold. Her becoming
hat vas a tailored model OF blue straw
draped in blue chiffon. caught with q
tailored bow of blue ribbon. She car
ried a shower bouquet Of bride roses
and valley lilies
The maid Of honor wore tailored
suit Of blue cloth, with smart hat OF
blue straw Her flowers we're pink
roses.
Mrs Harris the mother of the bride
wore a beautiful gown OF blue crepe
meteor. combined with point lace, and
her corsage bouquet was of pink roses
and valley lilies
Following the ceremony a wedding
breakfast was served. The table II
the dining room was covered with
cluny lace cloth and had for center,
| piece a large basket of Easter lines
the handle tied with white tulle. The
bonbons were white and green, and
| the ices were in the form Of Easter
| lilies Miss Eugenia Richardson servet
coffee from a silver service at one enc
| of the table, and Miss Bess Wall served
punch from a prettily appointed tab!'
! placed in the library.
| Assisting in entertaining were Mrs
| Alonzo Richardson, Mrs J. A. Tram
nell, Mrs. W. J. Josey Of Americus
! Mrs c. NJ. Griffin Of Fitzgerald, Mrs
| T J. Dickey of Americas and Mrs
Julia Rogers OF Macon.
other out Of town guests We're Mrs
/ ~ r. Harrison and Miss Mary V, Har
rison, of Brunswick: Mrs. Thomas Crit
lfin and Mrs. J. NJ. Mcdonald, of Grif
fin; Mr. and Mrs Frank Schuessler. o
Wadley. Ala; Mr.. and Mrs. Ere
| Schacfer. of West Point; Mrs. y. ]
Freeman. of Greenville; Miss MagnI
Freeman and MIR. James Freeman, @
Greenyille.
The young couple left after ceremon
for their wedding journey to Florid
and Cuba and will be at home Il
Greenville, Ga, after April 1.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
STEEL CASKETS SOLD FOR
THIRTY-FIVE CENTS EACH

BOYERTOWN. PA, March 10
Farmers for miles around came here
and attended bargain sale Of heavy
steel burial caskets. some of which had
been used for the transportation OF
bodies across the sea. They sold for
10 TO 50 cents each
The Boyertown Burial Casket Com
panv purchased the caskets fifteen
years ago, but they were too cumber-
some for use. and the entire lot was
dumped on the land of Mahlon F. Cleav-
er. sexton of the Union cemetery. He
used some of them in building grain
storage house.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
ANNOUNCEMENTS


The Ira street school Parent
Neighborhood club of the Georgia Con-
gress of Mothers celebrate their first
anniversary at the school tomorrow at
$3.50 o'clock. This meeting will be Diff
ferent from the regular monthly meet
ings. and it is hoped that all the moth
ers that have not attended the meet
ings during the past year will come and
get acquainted with the teacher Of their
children and help to make the CLUB a
success
Mr.. George B. Human will tell a
story to the mothers. Refreshments
will be served.
The regular monthly meeting OF the
Parent Teacher Neighborhood club OF
Fair street school will meet at the
school Thursday afternoon at o'clock
The ball given by the Ladies auxiliary
of Congregation Beth Israel has been
postponed from March 10 TO March &c
at Taft hall at O'Clock.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
Mrs. ConnaIly,s Guests.

Miss Frances Couualiy will compli-
meut Miss Helen Dickey. Of Cleveland.
Ohio. who is the guest Of Miss Corrie
Hoyt Brown. with an informal tea 81
the Driving club Thursday afternoon.
Miss Connally viii have as her guests
Miss DiCkey Miss Brown. Miss Lula
Dean Jones, Miss Courtenay Harrison,
Miss Mary Robinson, Miss Nora Belle
Rosser, Mrs Joseph Eby, Mrs. Warner
Martin. Mrs +. W. Martin. Mrs. John
Spalding
Mrs. L, L. Connally will assist her in
entertaining.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
DRIVE DULL CARE AWAY.
VISIT THE BONITA.

one hour of fun and pleasure
awaits you at the Bonita theater.
The Empire Musical Comedy Com
pany, featuring Billy d. Osman the
comedian. and the Empire Male
Quartet are making a real hit and
playing to capacity houses. The
chorus is not only well trained, but
pretty, and the songs are catchy
The costumes are bright and fresh.
There are some real dancers, too,
among the show girls.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
HUNT WIFE OF NEGRO
MYSTERI0USLY SLAIN

County police and the coroner are
investigating the mysterious death Of
Andrew Dodd, a negro, aged 80, found
in his home near Peyton station, with
two bullet holes through his body.
He had been missing for IS days. A
search to- day resulted in the find at
Peyton. The negro's wife has not been
seen in several days. The county po-
lice have begun a search for her.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19

Mrs. Leigh Palmer, of Washington,
d. c.. will arrive Thursday of next
week to be the guest of Mrs. Hugh
Mckee until after the Phelan- Wright
wedding on April ?, at which Mrs. Pal
mer will be one of the matrons of hon
or. Mrs. Palmer, who was formerly
Miss Bessie Draper, of Atlanta, is al
ways cordially welcomed on her visits
to her former home, and several pretty
parties will be given her
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
WIN. ROCKEFELLER,
BETTER, WILL SOON
START BACK HOME

BRUNSWICK, GA, March 19.-Wil-
liam Rockefeller. who has been in Sc
clusion on Jekyl island during the en-
tire winter, viii, it is understood, leave
there the latter part of the present
week fer New York.
Mr.. Rockefeller. during the past few
weeks. has considerably. improved in
health. but his throat is still giving him
considerable trouble, and he is now
able to talk only in a whisper.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
Atlanta Girl Honored.

Mrs. Harry Leech, Of Nashville. will
be hostess at luncheon on Saturday.
March p. at her home in honor e
Miss frankie McCrory, of Atlanta, and
Miss Mary GoOdrum, of Newman. Miss
McCrory and Miss Goodrum are being
pleasantly entertained as guests cf
Mrs. Leech and her mother, Mrs. Cor
"a Harris. the famous writer.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19

Miss Martha McCleery, of Frederick,
Nd, who is being pleasantly enter
tanned in an informal way during her
visit to Mrs. Irving Thomas, was the
central figure in motor ride, followed
by tea at the Georgian Terrace, at
which Mrs George f. King entertained
this afternoon.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
Mrs. McKss to Entertain.

The bridge tea at which Mrs. Hugh
Mckee will entertain on Friday after
noon. March IS. win be one Of a series
Of parties given in honor of Miss NJ. A.
viii be four tables of bridge a few
other friends to join the players. Mrs.
Leigh Palmer. Of Washington, D. c.,
who arrives next week TO attend the
wedding OF Miss Phelan, will be a spe-
Cial guest.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
Miss Hardin Entertains.

Miss Manner Lee Hardin was hostess
ct bridge party this afternoon given
in honor Of Miss Paula Garrison, ~
Houston. Texas. 81 no is being delight
fully entertained as the guest Of Misses
Tommie and Marian Perdue. There
were three tables OF bridge. and the
scores were kept on cards decorated
with little Easter chickens. The prize
for top score was silk hose, the con-
ISOLATION a box Of correspondence cards.
and the honor guest was presented With
a pretty Doudoir cap.
a salad course was served on the
card tables at the close Of the game,
the hostess being assisted in entertain
ing by her mother, Mrs. j. r. Hardin.
Miss Hardin was a cordial hostess,
wearing dark green chiffon yelling
green satin. with touches of gold on
the corsage Mrs. Hardin wore black
lace over black satin.
Besides the honor guest and her
hostcsses. the party included Misses
Rose Belle Chapman, Bess Wall
Gladys Catchings. Lawrie Denning, Ell
len Kiser. Marguerite Harper, Caro-
sharpe, Mary Hines, Gladys Hardin,
Helen Britton, Lola Worsham. Ruth
CorriEan. Mrs. James 6. Ison and Mrs.
Ernest Blair Durham
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19

AIRS. j osgood Wynn. regent OF the
Atlata Chapter OF the D. \. r. viii
entertain the chapter at her homo on
Peachtree circle on April 10. This Will
be celebration OF the twenty second
birthday Of the Atlanta Chapter, and
all members are requested to attend
There will be no formal invitation is
sued
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
WOMAN'S CLUBS
Nineteenth Century History Class.

Nineteenth Century History Class. !
The Nineteenth Century History
class met with Mrs.. Boiling Jones at
her home in PsachIree street this aft
ernoon. with an interesting program,
Mrs. Floyd McRae and Mrs. Henry
Jackson contributed papers. and there
were other features 10 the program
that were enjoyed by the members.
Mrs. .. Woodward is president Of
the Nineteenth Century History class.
and Mrs. Floyd McRae, secretary.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
Eden Merchant.

Eden- WerchaHt.
WINDER, GA, March IA we'd
ding Of interest TO their friends in this
section and of Augusta was that which
occurred at the First Baptist church
last evening at 6 o'clock, when Miss
Mary Eden, of this city married Mr.. G..
c. Merchant. of Augusta
The bride is the daughter of Rev, and
Mrs. j. r. Eden and the sister of Fred
Eden, pastor OF the First Baptist church
here.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
WEDDINGS
Blakeley Mills.

Blakeley Mills.
Mr. and Mrs, Benjamin Rush Blake
ley. of Griffin, have issued invitations 10
the marriage of their daughter. Rosa
lind to Mr. Charles Gardner Mills of
Augusta. the wedding to take place on
Wednesday evening. April >. at the
First Methodist church in Griffin.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
Circus Day at woman's Club.

Circus Day at Woman's Club.
Monday afternoon, March 70, is Civ
ics day at the Atlanta Woman's club
and Mrs. A. r. Colcord, civic chair
man, has arranged a most attractive
program
Mrs. Coicord's work along all lines
pertaining to civic betterment has been
earnest and faithful, and she will be
Endorsed and encouraged by her CO.
worker, Mrs, j. n. McEachern. and
The successful state chairman. Mrs. Lo-
gan Pitts. Miss Mary BsrTrwell VIII
tell Of her work with the Junior Civic
leagues, and Or. Frances Bradley viii
speak on 'Tivics and Health"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
MUSIC AND ART
The PaschaI Victor.


The choir OF the First Baptist church
assisted by a large chorus. will render
for the first time The Paschal Victor
by J. Seba stian Matthews. on Sunday
evening. March IS, al O'Clock, under
the direction of Mr. J. P O'Donnely,
ouEanist The soloists will be Mrs
Peyton H. Todd. Mrs. James H. Whit
ten. SCION Drukenmiller, H. f. Bates
The public is cordially invited.
Recital in Expression.
Miss Sarah Adele Eastlack, director
Of the school of oratory in the Atlanta
Conservatory of Music and Oratory,
presented her junior department in a
successful recital recently.
The children were highly entertain
ing. giving their numbers with artless
ease and grace, speaking clearly and
distinctly. so that they might be heard
over the large auditorium of Gable hall
and surprising their audience by their
extraordinary feats of memory, as well
as by an instructive truth of interpre-
tation. The physical culture drill was q
delight TO the eye.
Assisting the oratory department
! were piano and violin students, whC
made beautiful music.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-19
Mrs. King Entertains.

very informal affair OF the day
was the bridge party at which Miss
Ruth King entertained this morning IN
honor OF Miss Paula Garrison, Of Hous-
ton. Texas, the guest Of Misses Tom
ME and Marian Perdue. The affair was
given at the home Of Miss Kings par
ents, Mr. and Mrs George =. King on
Peachtree street, and the card tables
were placed in the drawing room, which
Nas decorated with quantities Of fra
grant hyscinths. Dainty refreshments
we're served on tho card tables at the
close OF the game and pretty prizes
we're awarded.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-22
The Real F Aries
By Beatrice Faf,7ax

TIME CIR! who, permitted by the dear
old-fa shioned kind of mother and
father to pass through Dream
Land while growing up, has had her
heart thrilled with stories of fairies that
come out of the hearts of flowers at
has listened opea eyed to the marvellous
good deeds of the Brownies, and knows
that boy and girl giants are lonesome
because the Brownies, fairies, elves and
gnomes run and hide at their approach.
She has had such faith i'll these little
dreams of youth that when she grew
up her childhood definition of a fairy
never changed-some one pretty; and
all in white, with starry eyes and a
starry crown, and carrying a wand and
with wings
A pretty vision, but such an injustice
to girls real fairies! They are not
always pretty; usually not, and one
comes home tired at night and is some
times GROSS and detected. and the other
works hard at home all day, and her
tasks are not accomplished by waving a
wand. Sometimes she wears faded
clothes. and usually they are old, and
her eyes are sweet and loving, but too
tired to be compared with stars unless
one compare them with the stars that
hoN I1,}1 al torI,+
through and are growing dim with the
morning.
Neither has she starry crown on
her head. Not yet!
But all through the day these two
fairies work to bring happiness to you,
little girl, in the evening when you
have gone away with a gay crowd. and
sometimes away into the night when
you are asleep they plan ways to bring
greater happiness to you. One OF the
fairies will wear his overcoat-ah, there
you have guessed Father, OF course!
another winter that you may have
the party dress you have set your heart
on, and the other fairy. your mother
will make sacrifice of a needed hat or
furs.
They wave a wand, Little Girl, and it
is the wand of personal sacrifice! They
are not as pretty as the fairies of your
childhood dreams, but they are infinite
ly more real, truer and better.
They are growing old in your serv-
ice, but are never tired so long as you
give them just little love and appre-
citation.
The fairy who works downtown all
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-22

day may never accomplish as much for
you as some other girls kindred fairy
accomplishes. but it is not the result, 1t
Is the effort, that counts. He may not
bring to you ease and wealth and So
ciai position, but there are other things
that mean so much more
The fairy who stays at home, turning
from task to task all the day through.
may not remind you tonight of any
fairy you ever saw in the books
But that is not her fault: the fault is
due to your vision which has never
grown up.
When you were little, your eyes de-
manded the white robe, the wings, the
starry crown, as proof. Now that your
eyes are older they show little wisdom
If they do not look deeper and see that
the real fairies do not go about clad in
fairy garments.
For your real fairies are your mother
and father And from the time you
came into this world till they leave you,
they wave for you the wand of Per-
sonal Sacrifice.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-22
well, IT WAS
SIMPLY WONDERFUL"
Is Expression Used by Mrs,
CoSsey in Telling of Her i,
Narrow Escape. g

Carrsville, Ky.-Mrs. F. E.,Cossey,t
of this town, writes the following.in- ,
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Il got so that could not sleep
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-22
Can a Poet Be a
Loyal Lover?
BY LILLIAN LAUFERTY.

TO Phyllis and to Eleanore my
poems l indite,
The while tits to Jemima Jane I'd
really like to write.
The editor, Indifferent to any poor
hearts request,
Says: Give them a romantic sound
the public likes that best"
Can poet be loyal lover?
Shall his fancy loyal prove?
If his pen must be a rover
Is his spirit true to love?
Well, Rosamund, Sybils, Lucille and
Marguerite,
| rave Ger you and plead with you, and
say I'm a your feet
| have to earn my salary-the rea =
sons plain to see;
| simply use YOU as the means to
make HER smile on me!
Yes, this poet is a ioyal lover.
And hope it's very plain
While his Grant pens rover,
His heart is all for Jane.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-22
Up-to-Date Jokes

A dirty looking stranger entered a
hotel.
Where's the bar?' he asked of Pat,
who was standing at the door.
What kind of a bar?" asked the lat
ter.
why, liquor bar. of course. What
do you suppose I mean?"
Well drawled Pat, with a twinkle,
81 didn't know but what you might
mean a bar. of soap"
Gibbs-Stout people. they say, are
rarely guilty of meanness or crime.
Dibbs-Well. you see, it's so difficult
for them to stoop to anything low.
Printer-The report of that assault
filling the column, sir.
Editor-H'm! How many times do
the words man" woman" stranger
or "bystander" occur?
Printer (after counting)-Thirty-
seven times.
Editor-Good! Just insert the word
well dressed" before each of 'em.
Mr.. Sissy-Ya-as, l don't deny that l
am a China maniac. | thought you
knew that. Miss Maude.
Miss Maude-I knew you were some
thing of a maniac, Mr.. Sissy, but |
didn't know what kind.
Dolly-Please Miss Sharp mamma
wants to know if you have really left
your songs at home?
Miss Sharp-Yes, dear. Why ?
Dolly--Well, papa says it sounds too
good to be true.
Where have you been?"
stopped at public house to get a
drink"
John, you haven't got as bad as that
at public house. You've been to a
brewery"
A gentleman was sorely out of pa
thence by some blunder of his new
bridegroom.
Look here" he cried. in his anger,
81 won't have things done in this way!
Do you think I'm fool?"
"Shure, SORT" said the bridegroom.
"Oi can't say. sort. OF only came here
yesterday"