Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-02-21
SNAPPED
WIVES =.
By MARY GANsEvooRT

Il
ond floor and Mr.. and Mrs. Axhalter
on the first door. Cheap things are apt
10 be expensive in the end. and II was
70 with this two family house. Mrs.
Kirby became infatuated with Mr.. Ak
halter and Mr.. Kirby with Mrs. Ak
halter Living under the same roof.
there was plenty Of chance for one of
the men to meet the wife of the other
clandestinely. and both couples were
playing the same game.
There wasn't any trouble about the
matter. Why should there be. since
all were satisfied to swap partners?
But the expense! Two single houses
would have cost 30 per cent more. but
the divorces cost 100 per cent more.
Besides. there were two new trous-
seaux. two weddings involving car
riagcs. wedding breakfasts and the
parsons fees Would it not have been
better had each couple taken single
house?
Unfortunately the leases ran for two
years. and the new weddings occurred
within one. II would be pity to lose
one years rent on account Of an en-
barassinG proximity between two cou.
pies who had snapped partners. es-
pecially when there was no embarrass.
ment So the first Mrs. Kirby. having
become Mrs. Axhalter. went to live
downstairs. and the first Mrs. Axhalter.
having become Mrs. Kirby. went to
live upstairs. Everybody In the neigh
borliood said: How practical and how
sensible. All has been done pleas
antly. OF all quarrels family quarrels
are the worst"
II so happened that Mr.. and Mrs.
Kirby went ON journey. and while
they were gone Mr.. Kirby died.
Meanwhile Mr.. Axhalter died too. The
disconsolate widows met in the hall.
That's part of two family house
which persons who have never tried
them don't consider The occupants
are always meeting in the hall.
Well said Mrs. Kirby-ante Ak
hal,er-'Tom has gone. hear"
Eyes" said Mrs. Axhalter-ante Kir-
by. "and Jim. too. poor manr' She
wiped away tear.
"They were two very good men,"
Every good. They were two very
good husbands to me. both of 'em."
"And | hare no complaint to make Of
either. My first husband was very
obliging In some things and my second
in other things"
"Both my husbands were good in all
things" said Mrs. Axhalter. heaying a
deep sigh.
Elm; Did you find Axhalter always
liberal with the cash?"
Indeed did. But it depends upon
what you call liberal. Anyway. didn't
have to go through his pockets when
he was asleep"
"Who told you that?"
''Told me what:"
''That to get money I had to go
through his pockets when be was my
husband. Anyway, didn't give him /
any curtain lectures when he came
nome late nights.
"And who told yon that?'
"a little bird whispered it into my
ear"
did Kirby tell you gave him cur
tain lectures?n
Ibid AxhaIter say went through his
pockets"
The horns were locked; neither could
move. So the only thing they could do
was to unlock and begin over again.
I'D like you to tell me. Mrs. Kirby"
said Mrs. Axhalter. which Of your
husbands you liked best"
swell, as a man who had been In
6uenced by some one else think some
times Kirby was the best man ever
knew. Then. again, | think Axhalter
was even better than he."
what do you mean by Influenced
by any one else?'
"Weli. you know. Mrs. Axhalter. that
a man after he has been married isn't
the same as he was before"
do you mean that he has deterio-
rated?" asked Mrs. Axhalter, looking
at her W1fe-tn-IaW severely.
81 mean that If man has lived with
a woman who has nagged at him he
grows irritable"
II noticed that my second husband
was sometimes bit grouchy."
''You did, did you? Maybe it was
getting used to new conditions"
Again the horns were locked. Again |
the two ladies backed away from each
other. But only in an argumentatiye 1
sense.
"Are you going to have your mourn
ing dresses cut hobble?" asked Mrs.
Axhalter.
Not to the extreme" replied Mrs.
Kirby.
Pm puzzled about my hats. don't |
see how l can get widows cap to
show under 'em, the brims are so big"
And the veil? How are we to man
age that?" i
They don't wear those long black |
wells any more"
.sI,r1, So plod What are you going TO I