Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-25
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ga ana not k.iled even once. breaks
an aefenaufitai records
o.
WE'VE yet "a hear
OF q suffraRetto
Who wears that gown
THE silhouette"
o.
WALL. STREET this month IL DE-
sc4ieud No. resembling a rear alley ~
the Deserted Village on sunday.
90
EXPLORERS N the wllds OF In
diana have daE up skulls Of brain
less prehistoric nnn--and even pre-
history sometimes repeats Itself. BE-
Inc. 81 course. no slam M the Htcra-
ture turned ont 30 the Justly cele-
hrated Nuthnrinss OF the Hoosier
state.
BEING shown up ~ a few do2en
varieties Of an enterprislng and hor-
rihie liar doesn't disturb the Null
haitian savolF falre.
WE ARE NOT quite sure % that
last word. but saw Il IN a society coli
umn and know it's not de- trop.
HER FIGURE
trrom Judge.
-Hc fen IN love with her figure"
No wonder. for she was a peach.
We shook a. the thought Of propos-
Ing
she seemed 20 far ont 81 reach.
''Ife feli IN 'ove with her Ggure"
~
No wonder he loved her 80 madly--
Her figure was one and six nauehts'
o.
Wants Bldn ON CIoshlng.
fFrrom the Prattville Progress.D
A Kansas editor has noliiicd the
merchants al his town that he Will
soon be In need Of a pair OF shoes.
new shirt and "A sack OF flour. and
VIII cali for bids on thone items, as
that - the custom Of the merchants
when they want four dollars worth
Of printing.
o.
1 TT Is GENERALLY agreed that
pr Rueker IL right In his advice TO
blondes "a keep out Of the sun light
especially when 40 many Of them
are wearing those two cylinder 1918
model movie akirts.
THE ONLY FLY in the Taft oints
ment h that the troublesome avoir-
dupois u creeping up again.
D.
HUMOROUS.
Marriage II no iottery--not by MI the
stars
Marriage is pottery for making
family Jars.
Judge.
| i've heard it rumered
That they're known sas humorous be-
cause they're ga ili-humored.
Ted Robinson. In Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Jokes like those are written by cheaT
guys who are lucky 20
10 have wife sltsln' by whom theS
can say "Durky' 20.
Houston Post
And the guy who writes the whlsk.
cred Jokes about the mOther-in law
Outlines has no means 81 support
except his spouses Ma.
O.
AFTER WEEKS Of Works We have
succeeded In getting the California
and Massachusetts senators properi,
separated and classified.
D.
r THE LAST Holy War Of the tur
ban crowd was shot fun 81 holes bu
the Turk Is sort 81 putting his thuml
) hack in the pie.
WATCH HER-for woman Is al
way- likely 20 change her mind be
mind before she changes her name.
%
THE STATEMENT that Cot Roose
Welt is completely out 81 touch viii
oiviiizatlon has been verified. II ha
been several days since Mulhall mad'
some remarks about him and no ex
plosion has been heore.
D.
EVEN At that Mulhal. you notice
waited until r. u. war on the othe'
side OF the Grand Canyon
d
NOW MIR. WILSON might ind !
embarrassing II they fail 10 pass th'
currency biv az simultaneous anti
d0le 40 the tariff bin,
d
THE UTAH man who robbed
. hank 10 get money enough 20 MARI
on must have had Il bad.
a.
" LAMAR Is indicted for an th'
fellows ne impersonated he viii neve
be sentenced for u will take the res
Of his natural life TO Try the cases.
--E. -. J