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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

This publication Is live. clean and
interesting one. Mr. spaulding. tine
editor. Is deserving Of success and we
certainly wish TO see the magazine
grow until Il takes It's place among
tho leading maRazines Of the country.
Your secretary has been asked To
ascertain the census 81 opinion as 90
the turning on of windowiights IN
business HOUSES. Would you rather
have the lights turned on a half hour
earlier In the evening and turned OF
q corresponding period earlier toward
midnight? Please call the Office ana
tell US which you prefer.
Now comes the fan advertising
schemes 10 separate you from your
hard earned cash Every season Of
the year has itg crops Of these kind
of schemes. Remember you viii not
lose any money ~ asking sOEsitor
for q card from tho local association.
There ls a committee 10 look into ana
pass upon these advertising prupO-
sltions Lot Thorn have a look first
" us "a good thing you can always get
"a chance 10 Invest.
Coming small currency. ~
has been talked Of and Ia In q good
wav OF being put into effect. the is
suing of twenty-five and atty cent
bills. etc. This IL for the benefit of
the mail order houses. with this
small currency. all anyone would have
10 do would he To enclose twenty
Eve cent bill. instead of buying "a
money order. This saves quite an
expense and is Of great value 10 the
mail order concerns.
There Is a great possibility that the
scheme announced In our last issue,
81 having a meeting at san Francisco
In ialS. viii be pat through This,
we think. would be "a big thing. AZ
there viii Ice thousands visit the expo
Fition grounds and guodly number
Win be retailers
Please do not forget the meeting on
the nfth 81 next month to be held al
the Commercial club.
To keep ones feet on solid ground
10 u wise and permanently successful
formula IN any business
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27
LAST WEEKS BUSINESS
IN LOCAL REAL ESTATE
MnrrnntN Dccll..

Cirilo Sosma 20 Frauzisc1 3d. de
Chavez piece land Pct 10; 81
g. Albright 81 al. Co Jesus Ru-
nero. piece land in Pct. 80. $40.
Pedro e.. Garcia and wife 10 W. e..
ThaNton, lot 9, block 80. u. II. Add.;
a. A. shamaley to Battiste Costa.
20. block n, a. & p. Add. 81.
W. NJ Field 90 A. s.. Lindborg,
lots 8, 6, block 81, Reynolds Add.;
81.
j. n. Peak to Mrs. katherine
Hines, lots 10, ~, block l., a. a A..
Add; 81.
Presbltor Chavez ct al to Juan
Del Monte; 81
A. j. Mitchell To Mrs. Marion Les
ter, lots !. 2. Q. (, block g, County
Add. also all interest in lots b, o.,
block e, County Add; SO.
Frank Chavez and wife 20 s. Mar
kowitz. lot = and 9 feet of 3. block
Y, Eastern Md; 81
Reynolds Add. Co. TO w G.. llca-
cock, lots %, "a, block 5i Reynolds
Add: 81.
sullie NJ Keller and husband TO
Clark NJ Carr, trustee. east half Of
southwest quarter OF northwest quar-
ter section u, township north.
range east; 500.
Clark NJ, Carr. trustee, 10 IL, NJ.
Shaling. same as above; $500.
Robert McClughan TO +. T. shelley,
piece land west OF l,iu Crandc. $40.
+. r. shelley and wife Co ". ".
Holder lot 4. block IS, H. II. Add
J. h. Barem ana wife 20 j.. q.
blythe, piece land Ia Il, de- Albuquer-
A. IL. stanton ana wife tu Antonio
stanton. piece land IN Pet !. $40.
Abel Jaramlllo and wife 10 Louis
Springer; piece land In old Alhu-
clara } Mead and husband 20
Charles Hehringor, south % feet iots
20, %, block SO, y. NJ. IT, Coz $1,000.
Quit Claim Deeds.
n. NgnOw and wife 10 \. l.. kirby.
piece land in Atrsco grant, &l
Nathaniel Woods to Roberto
Woods, lots 9, e. Moore Realty Add
Trust Deeds.
r. W, Heyn ana wife to First Saw
! ings Bank q Trust co.. piece land
north of lot !. block o, Armiiu 3
! Otcro Ada $500.
Frederick Simpler and husband "a
A. L. Martin. trustee, lot n, block
I, l.. a -, Add; $1,000.
a l.. kirby and wife 20 G.. q Mar
dorf, trustee, piece land In Atrisco
grant; $4,000.
Maud n. craft and husband 10 J.
NJ Moore. trustee. lot T. block 2,
Santa Re Add. fl25,
:. W Real Est a Imp. co. 10 Kate
cller trustee. lot Z, block Il, A. g.
| Add; $1,000.
Emily T.. scemuller and husband to
81. a. l<ascman. trustee, Dot y, block
20. Eastern: SfNO
a. Marowity and wife 10 q. O.
| Mardorf. trustee, lot ana . feet of
g. block v, Eastern, fa50
NJ NJ Shnling 90 j, u. Good truss
tee, east " southwest q of North
west "a see. a. tp. . ~ range 81
sass.
Ella blythe ana husband 40 e. 0
MaTdorf, trustee. east p lots ~. 20
"a block -. Park Add. $500
Wilbur MacConell and wife to J
NJ, Moore trustee, triangular piec,
land in Pet az, $500
Releases.
Melton Chavez. trustee. to Cirilo
Scsma, ct al. piece land la old Alhu'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

Chicago, oct. - Wheat today had
"a builish turn, Influenced by the fact
that world shipments were lighter
than expected, falling of In re-
ceipts at Minneapolis and Duluth op-
Grated against the bears. Openine
prices were lac To asa hc higher
ana the market later hardened stu
more.
Tho close was firm, &c 10 p ~
1 a-Sc above saturday night
Unsettled weather lifted corn. QUO
tationr altered i-Sf Lac 20 ASA W.
up and suhscqu ntly made further
gain.
CLOSING figures fhowed rise OF
7-Nc 90 ! Use net.
Leading houses bought oats freely
whereas selling v4F only of sent
tered sort In consequence, the mar
ket climbed from the start
Provisions rose nu account OF tnt
strength of hogs. Pork WAS especially
i'm demand. First sales ranged IRON
ave 20 t5C higher ana showed onD
little disposition to rc-pct
wheat-Dcc. SO 3-Sm 50 i-2c; May
80 1-4m9O 3-Sc,
Corn-Dec. 90 ga 90 Use; MAY
.711-4c To- ~ 1-im7 ~ 3-Sc.
Oats-pcc, 30 5-Sc; May 40 l-tc.
Pork-Jano $50 ~ -; May. S2o.27
Lard-Ian. SiO.75; May $1,000
StO.92 t-2.
Ribs--Jan, siO,s7 ~; May SlO-
SO 1-2.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

Bids viii be received by the board
81 education Of the CITY OF Gallup.
New Mexico, until eight o'clock IA
the evening Of November 2. 1919. and
opened az that time, for the iIigh
school building to be erected In Gall
lup New Mexico. according % the
plans aud specifications prepared by
Jack Head. architect. Albuquerque.
New Mexico. which are on file az hts
office IN the First National Rank
building Am bids must be accom-
panied hy certified cheek az five
per cent 81 the contract prize as a.
guarantee ~ good faith that the cow
tractor win enter into contract n
awarded 90 him. deposit Of ten
dollars Cgf0) win ho required for
each set % plans and specifications.
and upon tho return ~ the plans ana
specifications. the said ten dollars
(fiO) win be returned The hoard
reserves the right DO reflect any ana
nli bids
r. N. CART,
Clerk OF Board Of Education
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27
The Markets
Wall Street
[By Ieased wire 20 Evening Herald.

by AHnstN wire go Evening Herald
New YORK, oct. 27.-Although trad
ing was dun all through the morning.
tho stock market showed quiet
strength. Reports that the attempt
To hold an election In Mexico yester-
day had come to naught caused trad
crs 10 restrict operations pending in
formation as To the attitude of the
Washington government 4 factor
contributing 10 the strength Of the
market was the reduction In the Ger
man hank rate from q 90 3 = per cent.
which served To allay approximations
respecting monetary conditions
abroad
Moderate buying Of the principal
stocks put them up about point
The early heavlncss 81 New Haven
securities WIS attributed 90 the an
nounccd intention OF oN-GoVornoT
Bulkclcy OF Connecticut 30 appeal a.
the courts against the decision OF tho
Massachusetts publiCscrvice commits
sion. permitting Ncw Haven to issue
SCI, 000.0O convertible skies. Later,
however. both the stocks and bonds
rallied strongly
Ronds were arm
Union pacific. Reading. Steel and
Amaluamated continued 10 absorb ia,
bulk Of speculative attention and ng-
urcd iu the most convincing manner
la the advance.
Closing prices on the more Inn
portunt stocks were
Amalgamated. "a =.
sugar. l01 bid.
Atchison 81
Northern Pacific, iOSh
Reading, t63M
Southern Pacific. SSh.
Union Pacific. t527,
steel $3.50
Steel preferred, iO1.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

queruue
NJ. l.. schutt 60 A. Simpler. lot n
block 4. Lewis a SimOnds Add.
j. Romero sheriff. 20 Moore Realty
Co, lot 4, block IL. Armiio Otero
Add.
%. Dieckmann. trustee. TO b. n
ives. lots 4, p, 3, ., block s, Bacu
Add.
r. J. gurule. trustee, TO Frank
Chavez. iot 2 and feet o. block Y,
Eastern Add
y. ". Swan, trustee. 10 Sallic Kel-
Ter and husgand. east v southwest
q Of northwest Z section II, ~. .
north. range 3.
John Holitor, trustee. to " r..
Armentrout. lots 9, Z, block 4. North
orn Add.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

on clean basis Of IS To so cents.
iron-Clcveland warrants. Sis 7iid
The domestic wool market is not so
active this week. Several large mills
bought territory wool Vers freely dur
ing tho preceding week and have
enough wool tO cover present require
ments. The call this week was Tor
nearly an grades OF fleece wool and
some fair sales of original territory
wool were made where tho sample
tests had proved satisfactory.
Territory W0uls--rhe worstod
manufacturer realizes that this grade,
selling as h is on free wool basis,
% ChcapeF when compared on "a clean
basis with some grades Of similar for
eign wool. tnul recently the large
mills continued to hold off from buy
ing as long as possible. occasionally
coming into the market and offering
very low prices which some Of our
merchants were obliged 90 reject. oH-
peclally whore the wool WAS con-
signed ana held al 4 price above the
buyers ideas Of value, As result
considerable negotiation ls necessary
boo order to bring The buyer ana the
owner together, and this Is not AZ
WAYS accomplished easily, sellers in
SOME instances preferrng 20 wait un-
ga the effects OF the tariff re-adluHi
ment are more definitely known
Each succeeding week finds the
stocks gradually being absorbed and
before free wool' becomes effective
some Of our large houses Will be well
cleaned mp. New consignments CON
tlnue Go arrive from tho west. 90 be
sold on commission
sales were more lurgely distributed
This week. Outside of two large
huases. which reported 500. O00 and
POO 900 pounds cuuh. transactions
were in small lots of from ~ 600 to
25, 600 ana 10000 to $4,000 pound
lots. making the total of his grad,
reported sold $4,000 pounds ns
compared with saO.OOO pounds sold
during the preceding week The
most Of the sales were made on q
basis on a. to $50 ana go cents. clean
cost. 81 New Mexican o. offered al
90 90 5a cents. clean
The HERALD want AID get.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27
NOTES OF INTEREST
TO RETAIL MERCHANTS

(Weokly Bullotln NJ Uetnil Morchunis'
AsHociatiunD
There win Dee a meeting of the assoc
citation. heid al the Commercial cmp
ON TUESDAY, the NTH. of next month.
u ls highly important tnat every
member attend this meeting We
have SONY subjects OF importance to
discuss ana take action ON There Is
inst one way DO mako these meetings
"a success. and that is for each mem-
ber to attend Try % once ana see
mo good that VIII come OF a.
SANTA Re Trail magazine will be- q
erent boon 40 the city, There ls unih-
ing that viii give Albuquerque moro
publicity than q national magazine
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

New York. Get. 27--M ney "n cail
steady. 1901 -2 per cent. time
loans. softer. 60 days. 4 i-3m 3-t
rer cent: 90 DAYS, 3-f@b per COM;
sis months 4 3-4 Ma per cent.
Prime mercantile paper, i-2M
ga per cent.
Commercial bills $3.50 -
Bar silver. 60 1-Sc.
Mexican dollars. 80 lie.
Government bonds, steady; railroad
bonds. firm.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27
MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY TO LOAN. rates reasonable.
s. Co $50 on salaries, furniture, pl-
amos, livestock. etc, without removal
Union Loan company, room ] cyer
First National bank phone 1855.
Transactions confidential
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

Knns1e CliYl OCT ~ HOps Ne-
CENTS Z 400. 5c higher Rulk 81 500
T 90; heavy. s7.70m7.0t, hackers and
butchers. S7.G0m 1885. lights, kf.i0m
ESQ; pigs 50 OOGf 1850.
Cattle ReCeiuta $4,000; roc % zoe
lower. Prime fed steers fk.S5m AaN'
dressed beef steers 81 00mS.Ibi west
ern steers. sG.O0m $40; southern
steers. $4,000 ESQ; COWS. Sf.2hm itla .
helfers. s6.0OH 400. stockers ana
feeders, S5.s0m77s, bulls, ft.50m
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

ChicaRo. oct 21.- Hugs-R Receipts
$4,000; strong, GO above saturdays
averuge. Bulk ST756 $40; lights.
87.5hmS.25: mixed, 1888 S.S5;
heavy. S75OMg35; rough, S746ft
60; pigs, S45Om1.5O
Cattle Receipts "a 600. weak, l0c
TO csc lower Reeves, SG.70m9.7o;
SG.0OGS15; stockors and feeders.
sG.00m7.G0; cows and helfcrs. S3iO
mS.3O; calves S6.5OM 1925,
Sheep 49, Receipts GO 600. slow Toe
"a g0c lower Native, $3.50 $50.
western. Sa.S6Ii.90; yearlngs 81 30
M5.Sb. lambs. native, $3.50 7.i5;
Weatern. 2h.S5m7.lh.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

ESQ; calves. Sb.50GYs.0O.
sheep Receipts 2i,0O0, Zoe lower
Lambs, S6.50W 7.25. yearlings. 81,
$50: wcthers. $i.25mi75; ewes
S3.5Om4.35.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

New York. oct. g1.-Lead quiet;
$3.50 bid; London, 30 ~.
spolter steady; x5.35m 5.50, Lon
don, 90 IFS Cd.
st. Louis Lead nrm; s425; spell
ter strong; &5.25.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

New York. oct 27--Copper outlet,
standard spot and oct. Si5.S7 IL
bid.
Tin-Easy; spot aud oct, sac i5G
4O.55.
Iron--Quiet No 1 northern, si9 90
M1GbO; SO 2 northern, 80 30 n
$1,000: Ne. southern, St5.25 %
s15.75. No. ! southern soft, So - p
1878.
London markets closed AS follos'F'
Copper Steady; spot, 70; Futures
40 los
Tin Easy; spot tSi; futures lSi
los.
On the Philadelphia Market.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

81 Louis. oct ~ Wool Wonki
northern ana western mediums 40
$50; slight hurry, ltM lbc; fine bury.
qM11c.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

T-room modern house IN good
3 condition. sO-fOot lot, east 'front.',
q fine location, near Luna park.
3 Small payment down. balance
y $500 per month.
j. N PEAK.
gil w. Central. Phone S96.
; ~AAANAOsAo&~N~~'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27
FOUND

TOUND-During fair week. croe
chcted collar. owner may have
same by ldcntifyiug Call iiS West
Gold.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27
For sale--MisoellaneOus

FOR SALE-Cheap Heating stove.
base bruner, nearly new. Phone
I9Eg
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27
LOST
PERSONAL

ALBUQUERQUE CLEANING ca.
Clean everything, carpets. houses.
make lawns Phons ab2
FOR CARPET cleaning furniture
and stove repairing. w. A. Golf,
phone 5GS.
WANTED-~To make your old clothes
look like new. Just phone f9S;
wen send for them; lowest prices,
Star Cleaning Co.. III West Silver.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

The HERALD want AID gets
the best results.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

Melton Chavez. trustee, 10 Clrilo
Sesma, ct al, piece land In old Alhu-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-27

clerk Of Board d Eduea,lon.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-03

We charge only five francs for
any alterations. explained the girl
"A gown properly fitted gives much
even at loss we'd rather alter 1t
here
She had taken Helen's address. and
now she gave her a slip with the
time of her first fitting. Tuesday at
IL, for to Helen's amusement there
were to be two fittings on this five
franc alteration. Surely the Bon
Marche spent time and money TO
make their gowns satisfactory.
What deposit shall / leave?" taxi
ing out her purse.
"Oh. that isn't necessary, madame.
You pay when the gown Is finished
or when it is deliyered-as you WISH"
You mean you alter gowns-rip
them to pieces without cent de-
posit?" Helen asked In establishment.
The girl smiled. Many American
ladies are surprised at that But we
rarely ask for a deposit-and never
from Americans. We And them very
good customers"
Well. that's more than our own
shops would do for u.s." laughed
Helen. No American stores would
alter gown without q deposit, un-
less you had an account there"
It was half past twelve when Helen
left the fitting room, and already the
clerks were Strengthening up their
counters for the one o'clock Saturday
closing.
TO MEET WARREN
Since Warren could not do any bus
mess this afternoon he had promised
to meet her at the hotel about 1870,
take her to luncheon. and then out to
some nearby resort. And now In
happy anticipation of having the rest
of the day with him, Helen climbed
into the hot, dusty bus.
When she reached the hotel he was
already there, going over some ac-
counts by the awning shaded win
dow.
Dear, ] bought 4 dress at the Bon
Marchel' excitediy, as she stopped
over to kiss, and then launched into
an enthusiastic description of the
gown.
But Warren only grunted as he
added up some figures from the stubs
OF his checkbook
"Eh? What's that? Been to the
Bon Marche" when he finally pushed
back his papers. How about 1t!
Get anything?"
"And I've just finished telling Won
about the dress l boughtl'' indig-
nantly. I'm not going over all that
again--you'll have to wait till you
see IT.
'Um-m, guess I can stand the sus-
pense. What else did you get?v
That's all. They had a wonderfu,
evening wrap there for $50 Francs
but / thought that was more than
/ ought to pay"
We'll. II It's what you want-get II
Met Watson today and he wants Il
take us to the Folies Bergere and
soma supper place next week. You'll
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-03
HELEN BUYS A GOWN AT THE BON MARCHE
AND REALIZES A GIRLHOOD DREAM

have to have some clothes while
were over here-so you might al
well pitch in and get 'em.
But, dear. feel I oughtn't te
spend SO much on clothes with al
the expense of the trip and the ex,
pense here
That's all right, I'll make this trir
pay good money. Things are coming
along in fine shape. Go ahead and
get yourself what you need
With little cry OF delight Heller
stopped over and pressed her cheek
against his.
Look out there-you'u knock
those papers off! See here. Ii we're
going to ST. Cloud-youd better hus-
tie. Haven't had any luncheon vet. Z
HELEN EXCITED
Helen flew to get ready, her heart
beating fast with excitement. This
was one OF the rare moments wher
the world seemed a very beautiful
place and she very fortunate
woman.
To have the whole afternoon ane
evening, and all day tomorrow, fol
outings with Warrenl And Monday
morning to be able to go back tf
the Bon Marche and get the 25o
franc wrap.
Helen thought Of the wistful little
girl that used to stand by the bed
In the spare room, gazing at Aun
Eilen's Paris cloak with awe anf
wonder and underlined longing.
II only she could have known then
that some day she would be in Paris
and that she would buy wrar
at the Bon Marehe!
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-03
An Unappreciative Man

bons and feathers and clothes, the
theater, the dance, the love that is
looking her way. that she may some
day have home in which she will
enjoy the glorious privilege of
shriverng up as an old maid!
No girl makes that pledge for her
self my dear young man. She looks
at the other girls, and sees that they
are plain. and not so attractive as
herself eThey know they will be
old maids" every girl says, "and are
making their plans so that 1t will
look as If they WANTED to be. OF
course, I'll sign the pledge. 1t may
please them, and won't hurt NET
And every girl signs, each with the
secret assurance that SHE will not be
an old maid
They agree to deny themselves.
that they may purchase home. This
Is the story of every good woman's
life: A self-denial in the hope that
some day she may own a home, but
1t Is a self-denial that is a Joy be-
cause 1t has its origin In LOVE. A
woman loves a man and sentences
herself to lifetime of self-denial
when she marries. She loves her
children, and thereafter knows not
what the word SELF means
WAIT AWHILE
She pinches and skimps and scrapes
and makes over. with Loves old
sweet song ringing in her ears. and
knows neither discouragement nor re-
gret, But can any one imagine that
the same noble effort and sacrifice are
possible when the goal is a home
where lot of spinsters may abide in
about as much peace as so many
tabby cats?
Believe me, my dear young man.
your sweetheart would work harder
to stay out OF such a place than to
enter 1T. Let me assure you that she
would know neither peace of mind
nor rest If she thought for a moment
that home with no one In IL but
WOMEN was to be her refuge.
If she thinks so now, It Is because
she is IT. When she is 27 she will be
In a panic because her steps seem TO
be turning that way.
Encourage your sweetheart. Let
her know that when she Is safely
within the walls of this retreat, you
will drive by with your wife some
day and perhaps name one OF your
babies for her.
1t will prove a sure cure.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-03
:: Little Bobbie' 5 Pa ::
By WILLIAM F. KIRK

not to start a quarl in the presens of
older peepul.
I wuddent stay in this jay town
any longer than / eud help, sed the
Riley kid. The peepul here doant
know they are alive.
You know whole lot for a yung
man, don't you, sed Pa. You will
grow up to be a regular New Yorker.
all rite, one of them clerks that rides
to work and back home in the subway
and talks a ride on the ferry boats
Sunday for a outing and then goes
around telling what wise fish he is.
Tommie will never be that kind of
braggart, sed Missus Riley, look
ing at Pa kind of hard My fttel
son knows too much to be a brag-
gart, doant you, Tommie?
Tell 1t to Sweeney, sed Tommie to
his mother Cheese on all that talk
about me. Lay off OF me and talk
about sumbody that doesn't know
anything.
Now, Tommie, that isent nice. sed
his mother.
shud fret and take sweat,
the Riley kid. I shud worry and get
gray, Ire sed.
PA TALKS
Tommie, sed Pa, as long as yure
parents Will not tell you the truth,
am going to. You think you are a
vary smart yung man beekaus sum-
body taught you how to say II shud
worry You can say that, & you
can sing Smoky Ookumsn and part
of In My Harum." and that let's you
out And then you cum up here in
the country and try to maik fun of
grown up peepuI that knew moar
wen thay was babies than you will
ever know wen you grow up. You
ought to be spanked, Tommie, and
sent TO bed to think it oaver
Then Tommie looked at Pa kind of
fresh and sed; Say. this is a queer
kind of country. Thay shot Lin
coin and let you live"
Nobody laffed excep him, and then
toald him / herd that joak in a
burlesk show about FIVE yeers ago
and ! toald him the joak dident go
any better then than 1t did wen he
sprung it.
| gues If he had stayed long I wud
have had to soak Tommie, but his
Pa and Ma got kind OF mad wen thay
seen we dident like thare son, so
thay took him hoam.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-03
DoYouknou,
That

Canada Is nearly 80 times as
large as Great Britain and ireland,
the total area Of the dominion being
only 237,000 square miles less than
that of the whole continent of Eu-.
rope.
Leo Bours. wealthy resident of
Venice, Cal, became Jealous of the
admiration aroused by his wife's
beautiful tresses and cut them of.
For this his wife obtained q divorce.
The longest bridge in the world is
the Lion bridge, near Eangang, in
China. 1t extends u miles over an
arm of the Yellow sea. and Is sun
ported by 300 hugh stone arches.
Nearly 10000 tons OF corks are
needed for the bottled beer and
aerated waters consumed annually
in Great Britain.
A will has been found under IL
thicknesses OF wallpaper by work.
men engaged in stripping the walls
or house adjoining the Royal Ma
yine hotel, CoWes. -