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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-04
D. OF [. TO GIVE DANCE

A social and dance will be given
tonight at Iroquois Hall, 260 Wash
ington street, under the auspices of
Ingomar Council No. 1853, Daughters
of Liberty.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Foley Kidney Pills Succeed

because they are a good honest med
icine that cannot help but heal kid
neyand bladder ailments and urinary
irregularities, if they are once taken
into the system. Try therl now
for positive and permanent help.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
BY NO MEANS ORIGINAL IDEAS
Today Are limitations of Those
of Many Centuries Ago.

If learned savants are seeking the
origin of gossamer skirt and cobweb
waist they need not stop with a
Scotch professor and a petty two cen
turtles of antiquity.
Snefru, who was king Of Egypt
more than 1000 years ago, before the
great pyramid was built, had his
royal barge on the Nile rowed by
girls instead of men. These chosen
oarswomen were dressed in linen so
fine and diaphanous that it was no
more than a filmy mist, accentuating
rather than hiding the brown young
bodies underneath. In short, the row
ing costume designed by Snefru was
much like the dancing costume worn
by some beauties who have managed
to kick their way into the good
graces of Pittsburgh millionaires.
Solomon had considerable expert
ence with the fair sex, and he wrote
that there is nothing new under the
sun. Perhaps he was thinking of the
newest creations of some modiste
in Jerusalem.-Chicago Tribune
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Getting Down to Facts.

Bernard's mother tries faithfully to
break the boy OF his habit of exag-
geration, and every improbable state
ment is closely questioned Once,
aroused by the sounds of feline dis
turbance, she asked:
What is the matter on the back
porch, Bernardo"
There are 40 cats out there" the
boy replied from his post of observa-
ton at the window.
You don't mean that there are
really 40?" his mother asked.
We'll, then, 90"
so many as 20?"
Maybe there aren't more than
ten"
But, are you sure there are tenn
mother went on mercilessly.
Well. mamma" replied Bernard
decidedly, there's our cat and
Thompson's cat-and l won't fall an.
other cat"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
ECZEMA ITCHED AND BURNED

Falmouth, Ky.-"Two years ago
was troubled with skin and scalp
troubles. l would have pimples that
would break out and form sores on
my face and head, with terrible itch
ing. The eczema on my face and
head itched and burned and when
scratched it, it made sores and l
was very disfgured for the time be-
ing My head became so sore could
not touch it with comb: it became
a mass of sores. Ny hair fell out
gradually.
Il was afflicted about year before
l used Cuticura Soap and Ointment
and after using them three weeks l
was getting better and in less than
three months, after using eight cakes
of Cuticura Soap and five boxes OF
Cuticura Ointment, was completely
cured of eczema" (Signed) Frank
Vastine, Dec. u, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston. ADV.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
NUTS INSTEAD OF MEAT.

Nuts have such a high place in the
food and with many take the place Of
meats that few recipes will be sug-
gestive in planning menus.
A handful of nuts added to a cup Of
chopped cabbage and celery with a
simple dressing makes a most whole
some salad
Apples, which may be peeled, cored
and stewed until nearly tender with
out losing their shape may then be
decorated with quartered blanched al
monds, put in like porcupine quilts,
sprinkle with powdered sugar and
bake long enough to brown the al
monds and finish the cooking of the
apple. A little strip poured around
them while baking will be an addition
and may be served with whipped
cream around the fruit after it is
well chilled.
Potato balls decorated with almonds
and brushed with butter then baked
are another most attractive looking
dish.
Nut Fruit Cheese.-Add to a cupful
OF chopped hickory nut meats, cup
Of dates, half dozen figs, put through
meat chopper, six bananas, mashed
cup of blanched and chopped al
monds. salt, turn the mixture into a
buttered mold, cover with buttered
paper and steam for three hours. Turn
out and when cold, cover with mer-
ingue, brown and garnish the dish
when serving, with stuffed dates.
Nut stuffing for baked onions is
delicious Chop a cup of pecans, mix
with tablespoonful of butter and
two of bread crumbs, add salt and
stuff large par-boiled onions whose
centers have been removed with the
nuts, and bake until the onions are
perfectly tender basting with butter
and water
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
COOL SUMMER DRINKS.

The acids of fruits and the mineral
matter as well as food in many of the
drinks make them particularly good
Some drinks are of themselves food
Reception Coffee.-Make a quart or
two of strong coffee, according to
the number served. Strain cool and
add sugar to taste, serve in tall
glasses with a spoonful of ice cream
on top of each. Keep on ice until
ready to serve, then the cream is add
ed and served at once.
Chocolate sirup-Melt two squares
of boiling water. and a cupful of
sugar, a speck Of salt, and two cups
of boiling water; cook five minutes,
strain and bottle. Keep in a cool
place until needed
Orangeade.-To each glass, add the
strained juice of one orange, two
tablespoonfuls OF prepared strip and
three fourths of a cup of plain or
charged water.
Pineapple Drink.-Add a pint of
Sldteu pIHedpie W pint Vi prepared
strip and a quart of water Set on
ice for three hours, strain and serve
Prepared strip is sugar and water
boiled together until thick. Lemon
juice is sometimes added
Grape Nectar-To a quart of grape
juice, add pint of strip and the
juice of four oranges. Serve with a
quart of charged water.
Ginger Lemonade.-Cook a half
pound of Canton ginger, and one and
half cups Of sugar, the rind and
juice of three lemons and three pints
of water for twenty minutes Add the
juice of six lemons to the sirup strain
and cool. Serve with ice.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
VeaIs Too Hioh.

All our food except sugar has ad-
vanced two-thirds in price since 1899, "
said H. Wallace Corson, the Denver
statistician. The bureau of labor
statistics back me up in this"
THE men responsible for these ad-
vances are begging for another chance
to serve us. They are begging our
pardon. They are prodigal sons
can't we forgive them?
NO, say no!
And I'd politely inform those fell
lows that the supply of fatted calves
is not as large as the number Of prod
igal sons"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Common Enouoh History.

Mayor Gaynor of New York, as all
the world knows from his letters, was
a subtle critic, and at a recent lunch
con at the Century club. discussing a
novelist who had begun well, but had
degenerated into the lowest type of
best seller" Mayor Gaynor said:
This scribbler's whole biography
could be put into two questions and
answers, thus:
How did he commence writing
with a wealth OF thought
"'And how has he continued?'
with thought of wealth"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Cool in Face of Death.

One of the most extraordinary cases
OF sangfroid on the scaffold occurred
sometime ago, when Macdonald, who
murdered a Miss Holt, paid the pen
atty of his crime in England The
hangman had forgotten the white cap
to place over the prisoners eyes and
Macdonald, noticing what had hap
pened, remarked to his executor:
Put your hand in my breast pocket
and you'll find silk handkerchief.
That will do to bind my eyes, won't it?
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Air Is Clocks Motive Power

Two Austrian watchmakers have
built clock which receives its motive
power from current of air blowing
upon a turbine shaped wheel The
clock is so simply built that the cur
rent of air produced by a stove or
kitchen range is sufficient to make it
60. The air is brought to the clock by
a pipe fixed upon the wall A very
strong current is reduced by GER
tain clever contrivance which regu-
lates the speed of the works. This
clock serves at the same time as a
ventilator The one built as a sam
pie is installed in a restaurant at
Unymarkt and works satisfactorily
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

She appeared to be somewhat ex-
cited when he came home that night,
and he naturally asked the cause.
The man in the top fiat has fallen
in love with our cook she said.
What of ito" he asked.
He's been trying TO get her to run
away and marry him
DO you mean the man who prac-
tees on the cornet every night"
She said she did and he made a
dive for his pocket
Tell the cook he exclaimed, ex,
citedly, that I'm a poor man, but
I'll give fifty dollars If she'll do it."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
A FEW COMPANY DISHES.

Arrange a few white grapes latter
carefully making a slit in the side of
each and removing the seeds) on a
bed of blanched lettuce, put cream
chees through a rieer and sprinkle
over them. Serve with French dressing
we'll chilled.
Bake an angel food in a round tin
and when cold, carefully cut out the
center and fill with vanilla ice cream.
Serve with a chocolate sauce.
Cherry ice cream is both pretty and
tastes good Use a cup of rich cherry
juice and a pint of cream. flavor with
almond and sweeten. if necessary.
Freeze and garnish each sherbet cup
of the cream with a spoonful Of chop
ped cherries.
sweet of which children are very
fond is prepared by making an ordi-
nary biscuit dough rolled out and
spread with butter, then sprinkled
with maple sugar grated and a few
chopped nuts. Roll up ana cut in
rounds, bake in a hot oven. For des-
sert, one might use them hot with
a maple strip sauce.
Almond Cake.-Cream a third OF
a cup of butter, add a cup of sugar, a
cup of flour, teaspoon of baking
powder bit of salt and a fourth of
a cup of milk, the yolks of six eggs,
well beaten. and the grated rind Of
one lemon. Put the mixture into good
sized pan and cover the dough with
the whites well beaten and mixed
with a cup of sugar and a cup Of IN
blanched almonds chopped. Bake in
a slow oven.
Nut Loaf.-To cupful of nut
meats, add two cups of bread crumbs.
half cup of hot water, half cup Of
melted butter, one egg, well beaten, a
teaspoonful of onion juice and tea
spoonful of tomato catsup, one tea
spoonful of salt. few dashes of pep
per, more salt may be needed, mix
well and put into a buttered mold,
and bake for an hour, covering the
first half hour. During the cooking,
haste with melted butter three times
Turn out on hot dish, sprinkle with
chopped nuts and serve with brown
sauce.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
10 Keen Plants.

A good way in which to keep plants
fresh without watering them when the
house must be closed is to take all the
plants to the cellar or some other
cold place and set them in tubs, with
an ordinary brick under each flower
pot. Pour into the tubs just enough
water to cover the bricks. 1t is best
to place the tubs by an east window
if possible.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Misled bV Rautime

The band is going to play our ma
tional air, remarked the host to the
distinguished foreign visitor. OF
course you have heard it?"
"Er-yes, answered the distin-
guished foreign visitor u don't re-
member exactly how the music goes,
but the words, believe, are to the
effect that somebody or other is wait
ing for a steamboat
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
New Argument,

Mrs PATTERSON tan ardent suffra-
gette)-Well. l see by the paper this
morning that the new banking and
currency bill will add about s500.00O,-
600 to our currency.
PATTERSON tpleasantly)-Yes Wish
we might come in for some of it,
don't you?
Mrs. PATTERSON (savagely)
just the point. We would if women
had the vote-Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
MoOesty.

You might let me have the car for
an hour, uncle"
"All right, my boy, you can have it."
And | say can you let me have
che price OF couple of fines or so?"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Perfectly Obvious,

Johnny-Mamma. Tommy Browns
mother makes him go to Sunday
school every Sunday morning.
Mamma-How. do you know she
makes him go?
Johnny-Because he goes.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
EARN Dinlomat

Do you want job as farmhand?"
No replied Flooding Pete. You
have been kind to me in the past,
and think too much of you to make
you an object of jealous hatred among
all your neighbors."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Used to Such Vicissitudes.

Colonel Roosevelt. at a luncheon at
Oyster Bay. told hunting story
Smith" he said, had a narrow es-
cape from being killed by lion in
Nairobi.
When the lion closed its Jaws on
you asked friend, did you give
yourself up for LOST
Oh, no, Smith answered calmly.
You see, sleep in folding bed
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Te<kE- 1AA,l..eN-.
Beauty.

Whatever is in any way beautiful
hath its source of beauty in itself, and
is complete in itself praise forms no
part of it. So it is none the worse
nor the better for being praised
Marcus Antoninus.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
HEADACHE AND BILIOUS ATTACKS

Caused by Malaria removed by the use
CT Elixir Rabek cure for such ailments.
Myself and whole household had suf-
fered very much for some time with
Malarial Fever. Elixir Babek' has
present the best Of health Jacob Eb-
erly, Fairfax Court House, Va.
Elixir Babek SO cents. all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczew-
ski d Co. Washington, d. c.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Il had a tough time delivering the
mail yesterday" declared the post
man.
How was that
Had bulldog and a chunk of liver
in the same delivery. '-Louisville
Courier-JOurnal
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Commercial travellers must expect
to spend about $40 day in India
Each man must carry much luggage,
including his own bedding, for use on
the trains, soap, towels and the like,
possibly also his own food and sup
ply of water.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
lust the openino for Them.

Are you for or against the eficien-
cy experts?"
For 'em strong | notice the gas
company is going to hire whole lot
Of 'em to go around each month and
read the gas meters"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Sharp.

First Hopeful Nephew proudly
Aunt says l call her up on the phone
oftener than you do
Second Hopeful Nephew-Did she
accuse you of anything else?
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
A Girl of Taste.

Rescuer-Hurry! Quick, Throw
her life preserver.
Drowning Girl-Haven t-you-a-
white - one? That - dirty - drab -
- blue - suit
Puck
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Papa Was to Economic.

Small Boy (handing druggist a half
dollar Five five-cent cigars. and
give me the change" Druggist--"But,
Bob, your father always smokes ten.
cent cigars Small Boy-"Well, he
isn't going to this time Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Sometimes.

"A cigar is like Christmas pres
ent"
Why"
Because the wrappers the most ex-
pensige part of it"-Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Lydia (. Pinkham's
V e G ct Bile Com
pound has done for
me. / was weak,
nervous, and cared
for nothin g blu t
sleep. Now l can
go ahead with my
work daily and feel
ten years younger
than before l started
taking your medi-
0ipa I will oJyica
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Mrs. Crawford-"I thought you SAID
you weren't going 10 the sewing cir
cle?" Mrs. Crabshaw-"But, my dear,
l didn't know. then about the things
you have told Sac"-Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Individual RESPONSIBILITY.

In the great scheme of things, all
interests are so interviewer that no
one can live his life without having it
affect countless others, for endless
time; so that 1t becomes a great re
sponsibility upon each one to build his
little part, wisely and well.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
MARKETING FOR THE HOME.

In a large number of homes the
marketing problem is left to chance,
not much thought or planning given
to it, Most housewives have a GER
tain amount to spend and often it is
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Statistic electricity produced by the
feathers of buster used to clean in.
candescent lamps has been known to
break filaments.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

You say your wife is an antisuf
fragistT
Yes; she spends her time gadding
Ground the country asserting that
womans place is the home"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
The Sinner.

Didn't you confess all your former
life to your wife after the wedding?"
No; we weren't married long
enough for that Judge Munich.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
For SIMMER HrADaCuE,s

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts fever
ish condition. etc l0c. 25c and soc per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Another Sufferer Relieved.


Romayor, Texas. 81 suffered terri
bly, with a displacement and bladder
trouble. was in misery all the time
and could not walk any distance. I
thought never could be cured, but my
mother advised me to try Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound and l did.
i am cured OF the displacement and
the bladder trouble is relieved. think
the Compound is the finest medicine on
earth for suffering women. :" - Mrs
VIOLA JASPER, Romayor, Texas.
II You want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
6entiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by g
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Scant Compliment.

Our guide tells me that in Morocco
men buy their wives"
I've seen his. I'll bet he got her
at a rummage sale"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Puttino IL CiearIv

"Rastus, what's a alibi?" Oats
provin' dat yoh was at a prayermeet-
in whar yoh wasn't, in order to show
dat yoh wasn't at de crap-game whar
yoh was."-Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
How 10 Move Them,

First Rector am going to preach
to the 400. How can | move them?
Second Rector-Youll have to mo 70
them in limousines.-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Altogether Too Strenuous.

There is a man whose wife makes
him get up so often to hunt burglars
that he says he is going to let her
ret divorce and marry night watch
man
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Quicker WAY,

'In the dispute, did the defendant
strike the complainant forcibly with
his argument"
No, sir; he struck him in the head
with a brick"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Dear me- said Mrs. Podgerson, 81
do wish you'd quit botherin' me when
I'm writin' letters You've gone and
made me leave the o out of Sylvester. J."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
Imoortant to Mothers
piminutive Conveniences.

Knicker-The Smiths have a kitch.
enette
Bocker-And Jones has Indigestion
cite
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

A man stole cash register from
Kansas Observation-Disclosures almost
anything is preferred to a restaurant
meal
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Do you believe in signs"
Certainly, when they are to let PEG.
pie know what business you are in"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

The way to become popular with
most people is to keep away from
them
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Minds Of great men run in the
same channel when the MONDAY whis-
tie blows.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Not one man in a hundred marries
the girl who first monopolized his
affections.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethng, softens the gums, reduces iuhamma.
tionalays pain, wind co ic ,25c a bottle.k6s
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with DR., Peerys Vermifuge Dead
Shot" Adv
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
ARE YOU CONSTIPATION

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills have
proved their worth for IS years Test them
yourself row. Send for sample to 372 Pearl
ST., New York, ADV.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
companIonshlp.

After all, for companionship and gen
eral utility, it would be a good deal
better to be cast away on a desert
island with Sn expert burglar than
with dull preacher-Puck
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scalding sen.
satiQn in eyes and Inflammation of eyes or
eyends. Adv
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Many a man who gets in on the
ground floor never gets any higher.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

prefer" suggested
the judge " it'll a
suave air.
Or | dare saJ
you would accep.
a cake-walk." re
turned the domi-
ME.
We prefer it,
said the colonel
promptly. ~
touch up the pi-
ano with a little
rag-time."
Il refuse to
crafty your scan
dalous wishes" re
piled the dominic
stoutly. iii not
only tell a story.
but I'll see that
there is a moral
tackled on as be
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25
{ahoKTU1[V
eIGBKE$'

either a feast or famine in such an
unorganized arrangement
Experience is indeed dear teacher,
and she is wise who learns early how
to use the household money wisely
Haphazard buying is most extrava-
CANT and few lessons in useless buy
ing is usually enough. Marketing is
household science and the buying Of
meats is one of extreme Importance.
We are passing the time when it is
considered parsimonious to be called
economical and to take pride in be ng
impractical
One of the first things for a woman
to learn in buying is to regulate her
wants to fit her purse. 1t takes real
self denial to deny ones self the at
tractive delicacies, and confine herself
to the urgent needs of the family,
even shopping and marketing will de-
velop self-control and character.
The woman who pays her bills
promptly will get better service every
time from her merchant, for if he
has to wait indefinitely for bills to
be paid he is apt to charge interest
by adding a cent here or there which
in a month or two swells the bills
considerably.
The ready money to the merchant
means a great deal for his accounts
must be settled promptly if he gets
good and prompt returns from the
big markets.
A prepared list made out before
going out to market will help one to
keep within limit as some women
want to buy every thing they see and
memory fails them of the necessaries
if a list is not at hand
Another way market men even with
a slow paying costumer, is to send
second rate articles and charge first
prices. So it pays to be prompt with
the paying of bills.
When buying meats see that it is of
good bright color and well marbled
with fat. The weight is a good test
for fruits like oranges, lemons and
grape fruit. Perishable foods should
never be bought in large quantities.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-09-25

Where man can live he can also
live well, but he may not have to
live in, a palace-Marcus Aurelius.