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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
WOULDN'T TAKE ANY CHANCES
Woman Surely Could Not Be Accused
Of Having Any Lack Of
Caution.


One day a very nervous, timid-look.
Ing woman. accompanied by robust
farmer. apeared on the platform OF a
little railway at remote country
town. For a time she devoted her at
tention 10 the time table, but she did
not find there the information she
sought, and she stepped up TO the sta.
ton master as he came out OF the
Office.
"Will you please tell me II the three
fifteen train has gone YETI" she asked.
in apparent concern.
Yes, about twenty minutes ago." he
replied.
And when will the four-thirty be
along. do you Think"
why. not for some time yet, OF
course"
Are there any expresses before
them"
Not one"
ANY freight tralns?"
No"
Nothing at all?"
Nothing whatever
Are you quite sure?"
Certainly ] am. or ! wouldn't have
said SO"
Then" said the timid woman. turn.
ing 10 her husband, IL think Wen
cross the tracks. William. Youth s
Companion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
Thew Got 4 eft.

John and Betty, aged five and four
years, had started on a railway jour
ney with their parents on Monday, but
reached the station just in time 10
hear the engineer ring his bell ana see
the train pull out of the station. leav-
ing the family behind.
Next Sunday John and Betty were
started out on the way to Sunday
school. When they were half way
there the bell rang, and presently they
came regretfully back.
I'VE got left they announced.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

DO not wait 20 have your attention
called to the care OF your teeth by the
pain which follows their neglect. Visit
your dentist. II you need his services,
at once. Commence the use of Denta-
cura Tooth Paste daily and preserve
your teeth. 25c tube at stores or
direct by mail. Dentacura Co, 3 Al
ling St, Newark, ". J. ADV.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
Got Ein AneNrr-

Standing by the entrance OF large
two huge dogs carved out OF granite
An Englishman going by in a hack
thought he would have some fun with
the Irish driver.
How often. Jack, do they feed those
two big dogs?'
Whenever they bark, sir" was the
straight-faced reply.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
Sarcann1 Wanted

Cook-Theres no use, sorr cant
stand the missus.
Master (sarcastically)-Its n pity,
Bridget. that couldn't have selected
a wife TO suit you.
Cook-Sure, sorr, we all make mis-
takes.-Boston Evening Transcript
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

they had given him as their destina-
ton. He waited till at last a yawning
policeman sauntered that way like a
lonely beach patrol. and left him In
charge while he went 10 telephone his
garage for a wagon and a wrecking
crew.
IL was close on midnight before he
reached the number his fares had
given him. IL was parsonage lean
ing against church. lie rang the
bell and finally produced from an up
per window a nightshirt- topped by a
frowsy head. lie explained the stu
alton. and his possession OF certain
properties belonging 70 parties un-
known except by their first names.
The clergyman drowsily murmured:
"Oh. yes. ! remember. The young
man was Lieutenant Henry Mallory.
and he said he would stop here with
a young lady. and get married on the
way 10 the train. But they never
turned up
Lieutenant Mallory. eh? Where
could / reach him?'
He said he was leaving tonight for
the Philippines"
The Philippines! Well, I'll be"
The minister closed the window
Just In time.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
CirIish Scheme

Your daughter plays some very TO.
bust pieces"
She's got beau In the parlor."
growled Pa Wombat. "and that loud
music is 10 drown the sound OF her
mother washing the dishes. Louis
vile Courier.Journal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.

In this age of rosoa rch ana Experiment all nature
IL fanaached by tho sclOn c fort he and hap
plnesso man Science has indeed made giant strides
In the paht century. ana among iho-by mo- mca ni
least Important discoveries In medicine Ia that Oi
Thcrapion, which has been used with great succrAs In
French Hospitals aud that 10 IA worthy the attention
uf those who suffer frum kdncy, bladder, nervous
dlEcn s"s chronic weaknesses ulcers skin eruptona,
piles Ac there IN no doubt In fact seems evident
trum the big stir created amongst specialists that
THERhPtON w destined "a cast into Oblivion all
those qucntiu remedies that we're formerly the
sole reliance of medical men. Ia Of course impos.
tibln 10 tell sufferers all We should like 90 toll thcm
IN THIS short article but those who would like To
know moro about this remedy that has cnccicd 50
mnnY-we might almost say, miraculous cures
should send Addressed envelope for IREE book tn
DR. lso Nlcrc Med. 90, llnyeutock Road hampstead
London, Eng ana decide fpTthemselyrs whether tho
New tIonch Remedy "TtERhPiON" No, l. No. .
OF No ~ what they require ana hnvo b~sn seeking
In vain during litn OF misery, suffering III health
and nhnpplnoss. 1hcmpon Is sold by druggists OF
mail tl.OO. fougen Co, 80 Bcckman ST. Now York.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

"Bliggins Is one OF those people who
envy others the slightest elevation
above ordinary surroundings"
yes. Ills family cant eat meal
without being afraid he'll get jealous
OF the baby and want the high chair"
Washington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

WhFTED-Mhlcs and females TO know that
p'Tppiring bodies made sweet and Wholesome
by using ROYAL ANTG-PERsP1RtEE Don't
be an annoyance 20 those who love you and
can't endure your bodily odor due 90 too
much pcrEpiring Write today 10 tho WOlyor-
Inc supply Co, Kalamazoo Mich. and learn
how you can free yourself forever Of this
horrible aiifnent Ask for special Oner. Adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
a Mean Insinustlon.

Doctor Faddy has had a vacuum
cleaner Installed in his Office"
"Oh. the b-utel"
What do you mean?"
He told me he was preparing 20
give me & new treatment for brain
trouble"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
Wanted 20 Know.

Il don't like TO throw bouquets at
myself but do think have excellent
taste"
Am 10 consider that az n pro
posal?"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
CHAPTER ~.
Tn. early Bird, and n. Warm.

The Early blrds ano the Worm.
In the enormous barn Of the rail-
road station stood many strings Of
cars. as II gigantic young Gulliver
stabbed bis toys there and invisibly
amused himself; nov whisking this
one away. now backing that other Ia.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

strict confidence. A woman can freely
talk Of her private illness to woman
thus has been established confidential
correspondence which has extended over
many years and which has never been
broken. Never have they published
testimonial or used letter without tho
written consent of the writer, and never
has the Company allowed these conf
dental letters TO get out of their pos
session, as the hundreds of thousands
of them in their files will attest.
Out Of the vast volume of experience
which they have TO draw from, IL is more
than possible that they possess the very
knowledge reeded in your case. Moth
ing is asked in return except your good
will, and their advice has helped thou
sands. Surely any woman, rich or poor.
should be glad 10 take advantage of this
generous offer of assistance. Address
Lydia T.. Pinkham Medicine Co., (con-
fidentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Every woman ought to havo
Lydia II. PinlSham's SO-page
Text Book. IL is not u book for
general distribution, IA IL Is too
expensive. 1t IL free and only
obtainable by mail. Write for
IL today.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
The ESposltion.

You are mineP cried the impecuni-
Gus nobleman IA he embraced the
hciress
"Yes." said the latter "a gold mine"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
Proof Positive.

How did the new play go?"
Like a breeze"
Then somebody raised the wind "
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

Day dreams are more pleasant than
profitable. unless one gets busy and
converts them into fact.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

One is more likely 10 applaud tho
man who has done some good things.
II one Is not one OF them.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

Some girls are so eager TO thump a
piano they cant wait 10 wash the
dishes
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

Speaking OF human dynamos. ;"
there IL a man who has everything
charged.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

ISyALIDs AND CHILDREN
sbould DO gwen NAGFE'S EHt LSIDN ~
strenstben the bydy. Never failA All druggists
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

A man may develop into a ripe
scholar IL he lives 20 a green old age
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

promptly with the
W o m ans private
correspondence de-
partment of the Ly-
dia +. E.Pinkham Med
icine Co., Lynn,
Mass. Your letter
will be opened, read
and answered by a
woman and held in
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
FREE ADVICE
TO SICK WOMEN
Thousands Have BeenHelped
BY Common Sense
Suggestions.

Women suffering from any form Of
female ills are invited 10 communicate
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

ITCH Relieved in 10 Minutes.
WooifOrd's SANITARY Lotion for hll kinds Of
coBtag giOus Itch. A. Druggists. Adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

PNyuNATICA STOPS YOUR PAIN
OF bresks uD your C0ii in one hour. It's marrelOus
Utsd externally. AL drugg.sts, n cents. Adv
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

PIITs CURED IN q TOIs DAYS
Tour druggist will refund money ~ PAIO UiET-
hEHT fails 90 cure any case ~ ltching, Biln nd.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21
ipportapt 10 Motbera

infants and children, and see that It
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

Mrs. Henpeck-Why. | only mar
ried you 10 spite Dick Jones.
Mr.. Henpeck-Glad to hear It. Here
tofore | thought IL was because you
had n grudge against me.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

sALEsMEN WANTED 20 sandlo new article
for home and Office. Best seller on market
write today for Instructions
BANkEKD sPECIAITY CO,
Westminster. Md.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-21

Write for book saving young chicks. Send us
nance OF friends that use incubators aud get
book free. Kalsall Remedy Co.. Biack wei, ,okls.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
ice BOX EASILY MADE
KITCHEN RECEPTACLE MAY BE
PUT TOGETHER AT HOME.
inexpensive and Really Cleaner and
More Sanitary Than Those Packed
With Sawdust and Other
Materials.

The construction of good ice box
consists essc cntially of two boxes made
of tongued and groqved lumber three
fourths of an inch thick. The two
boxes were made of such dimensions
that the smaller one will fit into the
larger one with an inch to spare all
around and on the bottom the boxes
being held firmly together by having
inch strips nailed to the inside OF the
larger one at intervals of foot apart
Before these strips are put in place.
building paper should be tackled to
the inside OF the outer box, and to the
outside CT the inner one, then after
tie paper is on, the space between the
boxes is carefully measured and the
inch strips planed down SO that it will
De a snug fit when the box is placed
within the other
The construction Of the cover is the
same as the sides and bottom, except
that there is flange at the front and
sides of the cover.
The corners of the outside box are
strengthened and made tighter by
having strip Of building paper
tackled over them. and corner boards
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
IEhyzzz{0l1(li4gg9% ! j -
MhS 81 DE- 55IzlS<2: "
s|sa2sz:2=s - eceg
PLAN FOR DERRICK STACKER
ONE Feature of Implement Shown In
Illustration Is That 1t Always
Drops Load in Center.

This drawing shows derrick
stacker which is different from any l
have yet seen. writes Alfred Peterson
in the Farmers Mail and Breeze. 1t
will build a stack twice a: lo1g as
the length of the arm, as high as the
mast. and as wide as the an is long.
The skids C are made of by Il lnch
plank and the base is Z feet VIDE.
The braces are by S's and should be
still further braced by cross braces not
given in the drawing. The hole in the
platform H is inches larger than the
diameter of the mast which allows the
mast to lean over towards the sack so
the load will carry itself to any place
on the stack. The mast is telephone
pole 35 feet long and rests on a pivot
on the skids. The arm B is smaller
pole 25 feet long at the inner end OF
which a crotch shaped iron holds it in
place against the mast. From this
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15

crotch rod passes up and around the
mast over the iron catches marked l..
The arm is raised or lowered by means
of the rope F. At the upper end Of the
mast is large ring to which guy ropes
z are fastened. The derrick must be
so!idly guyed when in use. The rope D
Is for bringing the load in place on
the stack. G is the rope to which the
horse Is hitched. The feature OF this
stacker is that it will always drop the
load in the center of the stack wheth-
er at the ends or in the middle. A
stationary arm stacker will not do
this. This stacker may be successful
" used on windy day and will han
die as much hay in day as any
boughten one.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
Apple Sage.

To make apple sago put 1 cup sago
in quart of tepid water with pinch
of salt, and soak hour. Take or
8 apples pare and core or quartered
and steamed tender, and put In the
pudding dish. Boil and stir the sago
until clear. adding water to make 1t
thin, and pour it over the apples. Bake
l hour This Is good hot with butter
and sugar. AS apples are hard to get
now. make it this way: One quart milk,
4 tablespoons sago boiled III the milk
till soft Set dish in kettle of hot wa
ter and let the sago swell gradually.
Beat up 3 eggs and stir into cooked
milk and sago; salt and sugar to
taste. Then put in oven and bake
very lightly. Serve with creamy
sauce.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
Homemade Ice Box.

an inch thick nailed over it, like the
corner-boards of a building.
Cleats nailed on the bottom at each
end will strengthen the box and make
it more easy to move about.
The inside of the box Is lined with
zinc or galvanized iron. the latter be-
ing much cheaper, and just as good
for several years.
After the box Is put together strip
Of thin lumber covers the upper space
between the boxes, thus making
dead-air space.
A short piece of half-inch pipe is
inserted in the bottom Of the box TO
provida Drainage, and the lower end
of this outlet should be kept immersed
In vessel of water to prevent air get
Ing into the box.
This Ice. box is much cleaner and
more sanitary than those packed with
sawdust and similar materials.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
Vermont BIueberry Cake.

Cream together half cupful of but
ter and a scamt cupful of granulated
sugar adding cne well-beaten egg. a
tiny pinch OF grated nutmeg. half a
teaspoonful of lemon juice. half cup
full Of sweet milk. and two heaping
teaspoonfuls of baking powder sifted
with sufficient pastry flour to form a
cake batter. Beat the mixture until
very light and fold in large cupful OF
blueberries. Bake in shallow OBJ
long pan in a rather quick oven for 20
minutes. When baked, dust the top
thickly with powdered sugar and serve
hot. Cut into squares or the squares
may be torn lightly apart and spread
with butter.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
Corn Slltters.

A new way of eating corn on the
cob is to slit the corn hulls while on
the cob with small nickel Sitter,
says the New York Times. This cuts
five rows of the corn hulls at one time,
so that one eats the grain and leaves
the hulls on the cob, or it is used to
extract, for cooking, the milky grains
from the hulls and leaves all the hard
part on the cob as waste. The silt.
ters" cost 35 cents each. When used
at table, of course there must be in
dividual provision in the number
placed
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
cuItivatinq Potatoes Late.

The Virginia truck experiment sta
ton has found that the best results
in growing potatoes are obtained
where the soil is kept level curing
the earlier civilizations, but as the
season advances earth may be worked
toward the vines by means OF winged
cultivators in order to keep the tubers
thoroughly covered and free from sun
scald.
It has also been found best to con
tinue cultivation as late in the season
as possible. Many eastern Virginia
growers do not stop cultiVatoTs until
two or three weeks before digging is
started.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
Carefully Selected and Prepared

Of some new kind Of potatoes would
furnish seed for quite patch next
year. One bushel Of seed oats would
furnish enough seed for number OF
acres the next year.
This would give the seed an oppor'
tunity to become better acclimated
and he could select the best seeds for
home use, which is an opportunity that
seldom comes to a farmer who buys
seed from the seedmen who sell II
from the general crop which Is raised
by farmers especially for them.
Then there is always an opportun'
ity for a farmer to sell choice seed
oats, corn or potatoes to his nearby
friends for better price than his gen
eral crops will bring. The time Is
coming when good seed will be better
appreciated by farmers.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
Treasurer's Notice.

The County Treasurer's office will be
open for the purpose of receiving taxes
from the 18th day of October, 1912, to
the 18th day of March, 1913.
All taxes shall be due and payable be-
tween the 18th day of October, 1912,
and December 31st, 1912.
That when taxes charged shall not
be paid by December 3lst, 1912, the
County Auditor shall proceed to add a
penalty of one per cent for January,
and if taxes are not paid on or before
February lst, 1913, the County Auditor
will proceed to add two per cent, and
five per cent from lst of March to the
18th of March. After which time all
unpaid taxes will be collected by the
Sheriff.
The tax levies for the year 1912 are
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
IMPROVED SEEDS ARE BEST
Ono Quart Of New Variety OF Corn
Would Grow Enough to Plant Big
Acreage at Small Cost.
(By NJ. w. KELLEY

believe that every farmer would
and it profitable to devote a certain
portion of his farm to growing, seed
for the coming year. In this way he
could buy seed each year and plant it
On his test grounds and grow all that
would be required for his next years
crops.
One quart Of some new variety OF
field corn would grow enough seed to
plant quite an acreage and the cost
would be comparatively small. A peck
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
Pineapple Sauce for Fritters.

To the syrup drained from the pine
apple slices and heated to boiling
point. add cup of sugar. sifted with
a level tablespoonful of cornstarch: {:
let boil six or eight minutes; tint
with green color paste or liquid If de-
sired. Atd the Juice Of half lemon
and kirsch to taste.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
Try LOMBARD,
AUGUSTA. GA.
Mems lnhumanity to Man.

Some men. when they are arrested
IN p serious charge, are sent 10 JAN
others Ike one in New York. rare
n,,c;, .orse. The magistrate told his
wife to take him home and tell hiio
what she thought of him. - Rochester
Democrat and Chronicle.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15

Corporation Purposes 10
All male citizens between the ages of
81 years and so years except those ex-
empt by law are liable to a poll tax of
One Dollar each. A capitation tax of
so cents each is to be paid on all dogs.
The law prescribes that all male citi-
zens between the ages of IS and 55
years must pay 500 communication tax
or work six days on the public roads.
AS this is optional with the individual,
no Communication tax is included in the
property tax. So ask for road tax re-
ceipt when you desire to pay road tax.
James 7. Minis,
Co. Treas. E. c.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
SluSaQeS,

Separate. roll in a little butter, salt
and pepper. Put in a small paper bag,
seal up and place on broiler. Allow
20 minutes in very hot oven.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
Isn't II.

Strange how few college men are
able to support themselves.
"All the candidates who ask CIR
support this year are college men,"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-09-11
NEW NURSERY BOOK
OF LOCAL INTEREST
Entertaining Volume by Robert Wal
lace, Handsomely Illustrated by
Elsinore Robinson Croweu.

An illustrated copyrighted book of
nursery rhymes which will be of in
terest to Brattleboro people has just
been published in San Francisco. 1t
is entitled Behind the Garden Wall
and the rhymes are by Robert Wallace,
formerly of this town, illustrated by
Elsinore Robinson Crowen, wife OF =.
b. Crowell Of Brattleboro. The volume
contains - poems, comprising 80 pag-
es, printed on heavy paper. The poems
are we'll constructed, but the illustra-
tions. which are devoted largely to
bugs. beetles. frogs, birds, and little
animals, are the particularly pleasing
feature of the book, revealing q mark
ed degree of artistic ability. They are
in bright eoIors and are attractive e
both young and old.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-09-11
STOLTE AND MULRY
COACHING PLAYERS
High School Football Team Will Not
Be Heavy, but Is Expected to
be Fast-Daily Practice.

squad of about score of candi-
dates for the Brattleboro high school
football team are working out every
afternoon at Island park under Coach
Diedrieh Stolte and Edward j. Mulry,
a former guard on the Amherst college
eleven, who has joined the teaching
staff Of the high school in the science
department.
The team viii not be a heavy one,
but with the nucleus Of veterans from
last year ; team who understand the
rudiments Of the game and have had
experience in team work there is a
foundation for a good and fast team.
In these days of the forward pass and
open play generally speed is a great
factor, and the smooth running off of
trick PLAYS favors scores by a light
team against one that is far heavier
but not prepared to meet the quick
changes of its lighter opponents.
Weight with speed and stiffness is
very desirable thing, but if it is not
10 be had in the candidates the team
must he built around thickness and
speed.
The team is being well grounded in
the fundamentals of the game, and Mr.
| MuIry 5 recent experience in the line
Of a college eleven will greatly aid il
the development of that important fac
| tor.