davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Too Bad.

Yes. i admit that l Used to think
my husband was n Of the best men
In the world"
why don't you think 30 any
more?"
"Oh, l do; but I know SO much more
about men than / used to-"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Easily Noticeable.

Have you ever been abroad?"
Eyes. / spent three weeks In Eng
land last summer. Don't you notice
that l say again and been so they
rhyme with rain and seen?'
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
DURING the Spat.

John, there's just one thing want
to say to you"
whats the matter, Mira? Aren't
you feeling well?"-Puck.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
The DIAGNOSIS,

Did the dog that bit you when you
tried to take his bone away seem
mad?"
We'll, he was somewhat peeved."
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25

Some people pride themselves upon
the fact that they never shed tears.
They seldom have opportunities to
brag OF other accomplishments.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
A Boys Idea.

They say George Washington was good.
And never told a lie at all
When he had toy u away to swim.
Cause other boys persuaded him, .
Or when he tracked mud through the
hall.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25

Members of parliament in Belgium
receive $S5 a month while parliament
Is sitting.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Heredity,

That gamblers son is a chip of the
old block.
Il see. A regular poker chip"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
ecething, softens the gums. reduces infammar
zion ,ailAys pain,cures wind collie, Sc o botneAs
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25

George never. never was afraid,
They say. to honestly confess
When ne had made his mother weep;
George Washington's pa didn't keep
A trunk-strap In the house, I guess.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Her Status

Jennie is a very bright girl"
Then why did they send her to .
polishing SCHOOL,"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25

The largest bottle doesn't always
hold the best wine, nor the biggest
head the greatest brain.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
CmopIacent.

MY husband has a terrible case.of
grip"
What are you doing for him?"
Nothing. He has his life insured
for $50, 900"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
still Able to Read.

Cupid may be blind. but II so he
must have a copy Of Bradstreet that
Ia printed with raised letters,
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Anx Nav He wanted.

The Professor-Boy, get me a fly.
New Page-Yes, sir. Dead or alive.
sir?-Punch.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25

If women had to shave. they would
never succeed in getting ready to 60
anywhere.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25

The most effective. vet simplest remedy
for coughs is Deans Mentholated Cough
Drops-5c at Drug Stores.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
OPINIONS.

Gold is gold. whether it is used to
form a kings crown or fill the tooth
of an ape. Wisdom is wisdom, wheth.
er 1t comes from the mouth of a sage
or Is uttered by a careless fool.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
suggestion

He Don't you love birds?
She-Not jays.-Baltimore Amert
can.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25

Some men are, willing to say moth
ing II others will saw the wood.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Other Side of Shield,

Wife COMMUNICATIVE Within
sons house is much larger than ours.
Husband-Yes, my dear, and SO Ii
their mortgage.-Boston Transcript.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25

A cure for Indigestion would rob
the world Of many of its poets.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Figuring II Out.

How many people do you suppose
Boston wants to put into her Hall Of
FameT"
Il can't tell you till I take a look
and learn what her population is"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
HAD TRIED TO BE CALM.

Il notice that you seemed to be
greatly affected when | sang The Last
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Pain in Back and Rheumatlsm

are the daily torment Of Thousands To Of
fectually cure these troubles you must 70
move tho cause. Foley Kidney Pills begis
to work for you from the first dose. and or
ert SO direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble o o disappean
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Some Soulful.

Some Soulful. :
1.-THE girls say he is very soulful"
HE is. That fellow can talk roman
tically about the tariff
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
Smooth ldea.
Tho Proof.

as that a marriage In high life?"
81 suppose so. They're going on .
wedding tower"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-12-25
THE MIRROR

MANSFIELD .......,.. MISSOURI
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20
HLITCHTDN ROAD Is
VERY MUCH BETTERED

The Star has closely Intercepted
a number OF the people who have
been over the Blitchton road in the
last few days, and they are unani-
nous in saying that the work done
on it last week was all to the good.
1t was not, Of course expected to
build an Appian way from Ocala to
MOrristOn on the occasion of the big
public working. Such a thing could
not have been done by the people of
half a dozen counties. let alone one
The aim in view of those who origi-
mated the enterprise was to have an
occasion in which hard work and a
happy time could be blended har-
moniOusly, and, owing to the spirit
of the people. they succeeded entire
ly.
Every bit of the work done was
good. 1t all helped some, and much
of it helped great deal. AS soon as
possible. the county must follow ii
up. In the meantime, We had a big
Outfiowing of neighborly feeling, the
jolliest sort OF a picnic and gave our
county the biggest sort Of a boost.
Let no one who helped for an instant
imagine that his or her work was
thrown away.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20
FRANK WASN'T At THE FRONT

Amazed, shocked, chagrined. ut.
terly and teetotally dumbfounded is
the Honorable Frank Clark, and yet
the "cOmplacency" was all his when
the Florida East Coast Railway Co
started its Japanese colony at Yam
alto. a Palm Beach county settlement
Miami Metropolis.
But, dear Metropolis. Oklahoma
Frank was nowhere within the CON
fines of Florida when the japanese
invasion of the east coast took place
Your Uncle Bob Davis was on the
bridge at that time-Tarpon Springs
Leader.
Both our contemporaries are in
error. Mr.. Clark was in Florida
but, as the Leader says, he wasn't in
Congress when the Yamato colony
was founded. So far as that is CON
Cerned, nobody in Florida, at that
time, expected the Japanese to be
come a national menace to the Unit
ed States.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20
DWELLING AT FELLOWSHIP

Sunday was the day set for the
by the Woodmen of the World to
the memory Of Sovereign Samuel
Rawls, who died at his home near
Spar some months ago, and was
buried at Fellowship church.
The Sparr camp was represented
at the unwilling by about twenty
members. and as many more neigh
bors and friends Of the family were
also present.
The WOOdmen ) wedge was form
Ell at the grave and the impressive
ceremonies Of the order were read
by members Of the Ocala camp who
had been requested to take charge
Of the unveiling. and when the veil
was removed from the monument
erected to the memory Of the de-
ceased sovereign, a handsome piece
of granite bearing the WOodmen
emblem and other inscriptions was
revealed Mrs. Rawls and two chill
ultI anu Two III OJlltIS Vi tlIS ueNci9-
ed were present.
Though Mr.. Rawls had been a
member Of Spar Camp No. 425, the
members of Fort King Camp of this
city were requested to take charge
Of the unveiling ceremonies. The
Ocala WOodmen assembled at the
forest" at 100 to leave in automo-
biles for the cemetery at Fellowship.
On account of some misunderstand-
ing in the arrangements there were
not cOnveyances enough on hand to
take the forty-odd members who had
assembled to the cemetery. HOWev-
er. about twenty took part in the
ceremonies at the grave.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

The Hearst papers accuse Presi-
dent Wilson of being lenient with
Huerta because Mr. Wilson fears
that trouble with Mexico would pre-
vent passage of the currency bill.
The Star rather more than suspects
that there are some people in the
United States who would be glad of
war with Mexico the accounts of
which in blood any money would
have to be paid by the common peo-
pie, in order to add to the already
bloated fortunes of some of the cap
italists. Let Mr.. Wilson work as
hard as he can for useful legislation,
and do all he can TO prevent useless
war. The people will be with him.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

c. Green, manager Of the Audi
tOrium and Majestic, announces that
he has arranged with a lyceum bu-
reau for a splendid lyceum service
this winter. and the first number
will be given about Nov. -. These
attractions are always OF the highest
class. and Mr.. Green's efforts will
doubtless be appreciated by SPLEEN
did onage.-Lakeland Telegram.
Mr.. Green ran a first class picture
show in Ocala. and the large number
OF friends made by him and his
charming wife in Ocala are glad &c
know they are doing we'll in Lake
land.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

The Tampa Times wants the gov
ira session to submit an amendment
to the people to prevent Asiatics ac
quiring land in Florida. The Star
would like to see it done, but if ii
reads the constitution Alright an
amendment can only be submitted
by a regular session Of the legisla-
ture. We understand that the edi-
tor of the Times is a lawyer. and We
will respectfully ask him to pass
judgment on his own proposition.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

sacola News, and viii greatly i'm
prove that already excellent paper.
The Star is glad 10 see that he re-
tains the staff which has made the
News such good reading in the past
He has put in as managing editor
Mr.. Ben H. Thomas, d clever news
paper man. formerly with the Pen
sacola papers, but for the last two
years with the Item The Star wish
= the News great success.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

Marion county has set a most i'm
pressive example for the other cOun-
ties in Florida in that piece Of IS
mile road building it did one day
his week by the uprising of nearly
the whole male population which
armed With pick and shovel and
scraper and teams rushed on the
job and completed it in a few hours
We lift our hat to men like those
They are real men with sense enough
to know the immense advantage OF
cooperative wOrk.-Lakeland Tele-
gram.
In cheerful cooperation for the
public good lies the hope of the fu-
ture.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20
ITS NEEDED FOR OUR OWN

Frank Clark is a thousand times
right when he objects to bringing
japanese TO our state. They would
be a curse 10 our producers. and
would not benefit any one. They
are enterprising people, and would
soon have their own merchants and
professional men. So they would
enjoy our resources and occupy land
that will be needed for the unborn
generations OF our own people
Fort Lauderdale Sentinel.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

The Star prints elsewhere an ar
ticle from the St. Petersburg indie
pendent, referring TO lack of cOur-
tesy in railroad employees. \ great
many men think that being in the
employ OF a corporation is a license
to them to be careless and insulting
toward the public. The city and
state are fortunate in this regard
In the course of twenty years resi-
dence in Ocala, the writer has never
heard of any of the local railway
men being otherwise than vigilant
in their duties and respectful to the
public, and in twenty-seven years
residence in Florida has seldom seen
or heard of passenger on a rail
road train being otherwise than
kindly treated. But there is plenty
Of reason to believe it is otherwise
in some other states.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

Marion county has set an example
10 all Florida in road building
eighteen miles OF hard road in one
day Now let Alachua county show
the people OF Marion that we do not
propose to be outdone by them
With the proper effort thirty-siX
miles of road could be constructed
III a single day in Alachua.-Gaines-
FEifie Sun.
The Sun also reproduces the Stars
report of the work done on the road
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

The city of Miami has bought
from J. \. Lummus piece of prop
cry which has a frontage Of 80
feet on deep water. and will proceed
To build municipal docks. This ends
= thirteen year struggle in which the
Florida East Coast Railway has act
sd The part OF a dog in the manger
IN It's efforts to prevent the people
IT Miami to obtain water transpor-
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

When paper says that it will be
extremely difficult for voter to vote
correctly under the new primary
law, it is fixing a very low standard
of intelligence for the average Flor
ida voter.-Tampa Tribune.
Some of the tory papers, OF
which there are a few in the state.
think the average voter hasn't aver
age intelligence and shouldn't be al
lowed TO vote anyhow.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20
ORDER OF EASTERN STAR

Ocala Chapter. No. %. o. E. s.
meets at Yonge's hall the first Fri
day evening At 100 o'clock and the
third Friday afternoon at $50, OF
each month.
Mrs. Emma c. Burnett, ". N
Miss Florrie Condor, Secretary.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

Roosevelt may be eaten by canni-
soals. Sorry for the cannibals, be-
cause Roosevelt never did agree with
anyone.-Tampa Tribune.
The receptions he receives wher-
ever he goes, and the votes cast for
him when he is a candidate, shows
that quite a bunch of people agree
with him.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

The Star has received a Tampa
fnres of about half a business block
and labeled Three buildings Owned
by Tampa's Morning Paper" Mighty
good growth for the little rag that
started in one story of a wooden
building twenty years ago.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

When two girls Of the same di-
mansions and general style Of arch
71ecture are chums they syndicate
Gheir clothes.
Owing to the fact that we have
seen the above paragraph at about
the same time in half a dozen of our
contemporaries, we are leary which
ONE to credit it TO.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

The Star would take more stock in
sEhe ringing editorials appearing in
number of its esteemed cOntempOr-
aries in laudation OF the Associated
Press if they were not all exactly
alike. They look suspiciously like
ehey all emanated from the same
source and, under the publicity law
should be marked adv"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

The statesmen throughout Florida,
the knights Of the grip. are lining
up TO defeat Senator Duncan [.
Fletcher for denomination for the
Senate.-Volusia County Record.
Maybeso. But the Star met Fri
day two travelling statesmen who are
for Fletcher. and it wasn't hunting
for them, either.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20
MARION-DUNN MASONIC LODGE

Marion-Dunn Lodge No. 10, F. &
A. VI. meets on the first and third
Thursday evenings of each month at
7:30 o'clock, until further notice.
c. E. Simmons, W. NJ.
Jake Brown, Secretary. Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

1t takes two columns in the Ocala
Star to give a partial list OF public
spirited people who will help in the
Blitchton road orking.-Miami Me-
tTopolis.
And it would have taken the en-
tire paper to give the names of them
all.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

Huerta seems to have treated his
congress like a lot of people would
like to see legislatures handled in
the United States.-PensacOIa News.
And that sort of people would
make the same sort of tyrants that
Huerta is if they had the power.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

The attempt of the immigration
authorities to keep Mrs. Emeline
Pankhurst, the English suffragette
leader, out of the country. is rank
persecution 1t is also dernphoolish-
ness.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20
CONCORDIA LODGE F. Z. OF A.

Concordia Lodge, Fraternal Union
of America, meets in Yonge's Hall
on the second Thursday evening Of
each month. Geo. L. Taylor, FIN.
Chas. K. Sage, Secretary. AID
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

tatiOn and lower freight rates. The
property was sold to the city at
very reasonable price by Mr. Lum-
mus, who is a brother OF Mr. S NJ
Lummus Of Ocala
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

Julian Hawthorne was sent to the
-betraying his friends. His charges
against the Atlanta prison probably
won't stand investigation.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

Our sister county of Putnam has
big woodworking today and the
Star hopes it will be as successful as
MariOn's was last week.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

For sweet milk. buttermilk, cream
and butter. call phone 49,. Sanitary
Milk Supply Co, corner Fort King
and South Magnolia street. 10-11-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

Mr.. c. B. Hanson. who has in
time past made such a success OF the
Mobile Item, has purchased the Pen
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

The Fort Myers Daily Press joins
the procession in protesting against
Florida for the Japs
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

Now! Everybody all together,
Jump on Sulzer. He's down, you
knOw-St. Petersburg Times.
About nine out of every ten Am
erican citizens that the Star has
heard from on the subject jump the
other way.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-10-20

Some people blame Sulzer for not
testifying in his Impeachment trial.
1t doesn't seem to the Star that it
was much use for him or his friends
to go before that tribunal. Its de-
alterations look suspiciously like
they were cut and dried beforehand.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-12
GIRLS! STOP WASHING
THE HAIR WITH SOAP
Soap Dries Your Scalp, Causing
Dandruff, Then Hair
Falls Out.

After washing your hair with soap
always apply a little Danderine TO the
scalp TO fnvigOrate the hair and pre-
vent dryness. Better still, use soap
as sparingly as possible. and instead
have "A "Danderine Hair Cleanse"
Just moisten cloth with Danderine
and draw it carefully through your
hair, taking one strand at a time. This
VIII remove dust, dirt and excessive
oil. In few moments you Will be
amazed. your hair will not only be
clean, but IT will be way, fluffy and
abundant, and possess an incOmpar-
able somtness and lustre.
Besides cleansing and beautifving
the hair, one application of Danderine
dissOlves every particle Of dandruff:
stimulates the scalp. stopping itching
and falling hair Danderine is to the
hair what fresh showers or rain and
sunshine are TO vegetation. 1t goes
right to the roots. invigorates and
and strengthens them. It's eXhilarat-
ing and reproducing properties
cause the hair To grow long, strong
and beautiful.
Men! Ladies, You can surely have
lots of charming haid. Get a % cent
bottle Of KnOwltOn's Danderine from
any drug store or toilet counter and
try it. -Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-12
NEW CARLISLE

Miss Kate Vail Of Laporte returned
home Wednesday after several days
visit with her uncle l. y. Vail and
his daughter Miss Mamie.
Funeral services for Edward Wy
SOn who died Tuesday night viii be
held at the family residence on Michi-
gan St. at 2 o'clock %. IN. Friday.
Misses Mamie and Kate Vail We're
guests OF relatives AT South Bend
Tuesday.
Mrs. Cox Of Coldvater and Mrs.
Ashbaugh OF Constantine. Mich. who
visited their aunt, Mrs. Sarah Dudley,
returned - their home Thursday, ac-
corapanied by Mrs. Dudley. who viii
be the guest for an indefinite period
OF Airs. Ashbaugh. at Constantine.
y J. Swanson Of Iaporte spent sew
eral DAYS last week at his farm near
his plsice.
Miss lizzie Vinidge and Miss Edith
WritenhCuse spent the week end in
Laporte.
Misses Hazel Wutfong and Dora
Baughm4n attended teachers insti-
tute at Stilwell Saturday.
Miss Julia Quinn has returned to
Stilwell after spending the week end
with her parents.
The elevator has taken i'm large
quantities OF corn during the last few
days.
Airs. Bert Alton of Battle Creek.
Mich. visited Mr.. and Mrs. W. II.
braves this week.
Thomas Ryder was in L.aporte Tues
day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-12
WEALTHY RESIDENT DIES

NILES Dec 12-Lucius Hoyt
Landon. wealthy Niles resi-
dent. died Wednesday morning
at his home on South Fourth street
He was s. years OF age. lie was born
In Berrien Springs. Mich. but came to
Niles when about five years Of age
For a number OF years Mr. I.andon
held a position as purchasing agent
for the Tin Plate company of ElwOod.
Ind. and later went 10 New York.
where he was stricken with paralysis
and then ne returned TO Niles To spend
the remainder Of mis- life Two sisters.
Mrs. Maurice Guyheen of Chicago. and
Mrs. Nathaniel Bacon OF Niles. sur
vive- The funeral viii be held sat
urday morning at 10 o'clock from the
residence.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-12

Closing out sale of unredeemed
pledges. Diamonds, Watches and
JeweIry. At Franks Loan Bank. 331
:. Michigan st.-AdYertisement.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-12-12

Mrs. Benjamin Smith of New Car
Isle spent Friday with the family of
Job Smith.
missioner, spent last week on official
business near Nappanee.
Mrs. Marion Switzer and Mrs. j. w.
Cauffman attended a meeting of the
women's Foreign Missionary society at
the home of Mrs. j. G.. Miles at New
Carlisle. Friday A Christmas pro-
gram was rendered with special mu-
sic. Refreshments were served fol-
lowing the program and a social hour
was enjoyed.
Miss Lille May is again able to
resume her work as teacher at school
district No. 8.