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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-07-23
CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

PENDLEAN LODGE No. 81
~ A. F. and A. NJ, meets the
w first and third Mondays Of
each month. All visiting brethren
are invited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-07-23
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS

HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO.. MAKES
reliable abstracts Of title to ali
lands in Umatilla county. Loans or
,ity and farm property. Buys and
sells all kinds of real estate. Does
general brokerage business. Pays
taxes and makes Investments for non
residents. Write fire, life and acci'
lent insurance References, an,
,ank in Pendleton.
JAMES JOHNS. Pres.
c. H. MARSH, Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-07-23
Want Ads
WANTED.

A GOOD BUSINESS FOR SALE-A
first class restaurant which I am
compelled to sell on account OF poor
health. Address F. o. Box 10e
Echo. Ore
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-07-23

]. t. BROWNS FURNITURE STORE
Funeral director and licensed en-
balmer. Most modern funeral parlor,
morgue and funeral cars. Calls re-
sponded to day or night Corner
Main and Water streets. Telephone So
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-07-23

PENDLETON LOCAL NO. 81, Meets
first and third Saturdays of each
month at 1880 p. m. H. ]. Rosenberg
pres; w. r. Campbell, sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-07-23
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

John S. BAKER, FUNERAL Dl'
rector and licensed embalmer
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor
Two funeral cars. Calls responded tc
day or night. Phone rs.
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
THE DRr7NNA.RDs FuNE.

DeS MONIES Register and Aed0ef.J
'Chief Jenney's idea of saving the
drunk who has family from paying a
fine or giving cash bail when arrested
Is good one" observed ]. w. Turtle.
Il. is the only humane way to handle
this class Of unfortunates II the offense
consists principally OF drinking too
much. have often wondered why
they fined these men and compelled
them to pay bond money. The drink
ing man who goes to Jail on plain
drunk charge with extremely rare
exceptions is the man whose weekly
wage Is very small. should say that
the average high wage of such a man
Is SIS. If he loses his head and spends
IS of 1t at the bar and IS or $40 in the
share of police court fine where is
the family? The innocent victims OF
his blunder are the ones who suffer. I
have always believed that the drunk
fine is one Of the greatest impositoins
OF our modern police system. And
while it has been very easy TO con-
denim the practice. still it has been
quite another matter to offer better
method of Furnishing the drinking
without at the same time Furnishing
the family. II Chief Jenney or any
other man can work out humanitar-
ian plan for handling these victims Of
tbs drink disease he or they will have
started something that will attract the
attention Of the criminologists and hui
manitarians in every big city Of the
country. 1t has been one Of the prob
lens to know how to handle the drink
er without increasing the burdens OF
such a mans family. And it is too bad
to be forced to acknowledge that IN
many cities the greed for the forfeited
bail bond has made police systems in
different regarding the consequences
Of their acts. The &C, of Chief Jen-
ney IS 9. least phila nthropic and de-
serves patien; trial. believe it can
be made TO work
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
New Way to Correct
Batly Cheeks and Chin
\ fF,ro,n herald Of Health.)


S8 ~ 0Agging cheeks and double chin are
5 DeAtsoearaed a. forerunners OF old age
1Voe uWtth : little these hated signs
soo0Se1 dmay be corrected. The skin loosenins
80 ~ due to failing nutrition OF under
- mtly1ng tissues, causing their shrinkage.
ygithOuThe natural thing to do is to nourish
Euueh and build up the underlying tissues
treason An effective treatment is to coat the
at woriace with perfectly harmless sub
cd distance known as parallel plastoid jelly,
Ing" (which hardens into a mask and brings
4Asm. good supply OF rich nourishing blood
ord, ito the surface. The mask draws In
enticiethe fiabby muscles, holding them firm
3ncOnyand tuat, and rests them mercifully. A
renew noticeable regeneration appears at
parAl Ponce and permanent benefits accrue
;6cientwith each application. Parallel plas-
|tColixeatoid Jelly ohtaina BILE at any drug store.
haSteyis Inexpensive. the package being SO
compi ample that each treatment costs but
one, few cents. Keep 1t on from fifteen
beaut. minutes to hour. When the jelly IS
Oolizesr ernoved with cold water). the face
drug looks years younger. due principally
cream to the rested and refreshed muscles
Aneunderneath resulting in a more youth
ment-fuIs contour and q healthy, rosellke
the facolor-Adv.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
ArnuRsoAY HALF HOLIDAY.

We very much favor the growing
custom of closing stores for half day
on Wednesdays or Thursdays during
the hot months. In the big cities this Is
as practical as in the smaller towns.
Experience has shown that compare
lively little business is done on either
of these two days, except In the morn
ing. The afternoon. in most stores, par
ticularlyticularly in the country, is a
period Of dullness. OF fighting flies and
Of seeking unavailing to keep cool. How
much better it would be IL the stores
were closed and needed rest enjoyed
by clerks and proprietors whose hours
are too long even when the weather is
not SO trying.
1t is more Of a drain on ones reserve
strength to work twelve hours day
during the heated days than it is to
labor fourteen hours when the weather
is cool and bracing. The grocer keeps
longer hours than any other Gloss of
retailers and needs more rest. A few
hours in the middle Of the week does
more good than days ease after
continuous spell OF work beginning
Monday morning and ending Saturday
close on to midnight. 1t is easy TO get
your customers accustomed to the half
day of.-Inter State Grocer
No serious difficulty seems to pre-
sent itself to the plan suggested by the
Inter State Grocer except agreement
among grocerymen. Likewise there
seems to be no real difficulty in adapt
ing the plan to any and all merchandise
lines outside OF the general difficulty
of bringing all the dealers In any line
into agreement. That difficulty always
exists One or TWO may block the
willingness Of a dozen others. No mer-
chandiser is willing TO smut his doors
While those of competitor big or
little remain open.
Nevertheless the plan of weekly
half holiday thru the heated term is
good one, would cost the merchants
little or nothing and would SO far as
the public Is concerned meet with prac-
tically unanimous approval and CO.
operation All that 1t lacks is united
action on the part Of the merchants.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
lowAs "FRIEDMAnn INSTITUTE"

A Friedman institute is to be es
tabiished in Iowa One of the hotels at
Colfax has been leased or purchased
and the institute" viii be established
there by the drug company which
bought the Friedman rights in Amer
lea.
II will be recalled that the reports
from the test OF the friedman cure"
were especially Disappointing. Ushered
in with great blowing Of publicity
trumpets the public was led to expect
great things Whatever may be the
value or worthlessness of the alleged
cure" it failed to secure commenda-
ton from the scientific committee Of
American physicians who watched the
test as specific for tuberculosis
There Is no reason why any cure"
whether exploited by a stock company
or by persons should not have a fair
chance to show whether the claims OF
its promoters are true or false. Equally
there is good reason why IL it should
prove failure that any alleged cure"
should be denied right Of way in Iowa
as a money gathering proposition
based on the ancient axiom that "all
that man hath will he give for his
i;fc" II is merely a question of max
ing good Al will welcome at any
price true remedy and specific for
tuharcr,lnsis None other should be
permitted to operate. That is proper
! principle to apply to all businesses and
all professions that take pay for serv-
tees, About all that is coming to any
alleged cure is opportunity to make
good its claims. II the F'riendmann
cure" cures, its establishment in Iowa
is a boon. Il it is a failure It is 3
menace.
Perhaps the blue sky law might be
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08

i . ( IN VI =
thought 60 about making him worse ~
such indignitiss - clothes which aTei
III lifting. ridiculous. OF btsarre. then
Sanders = wrong. because Sanders be-
lieves that the sparks Of decency should
be kept alive and II possSole made to
flame up into new manhood. NO man
who comes to the Fort Madison prison
IN put in stripes unless Il be because he
refuses to obey the ruies Then he goes
into checks for while. Another breach
Of the rules and he goes into the old
stripes-the uniform which 10 . relic Of
the hysterical pains taken by society to
prevent an escape.
The explanation Of the mystsfy-the
mystery Of Sanders power over his men
the mystery Of their keeping faith.
lies In the fact that the men he picks
out as fitted to "go outside" are con-
victs but are not criminals. That 10 tho
answer to the mystery
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
TI,6Es-REPUB1IoAN. 11ARsHAILrUwS IOWA. JULY

ticello the old patriarch arose and said.
Young bride. you have ceen doing .
power OF hugging and you have wasted
lot Of kisses on this over-worked
young man. have got to leave you at
this. station, and can't josh you any
more. Haven't you got one kiss for
grandpap, before he goes? Come now.
you seem to have no end Of them"
The girl did not even glance toward
the rudy face OF her new hubby. She
simply elevated her chin little higher
and said, come on"
The white bearded patriarch WENT
he went like hungry fish after a bit
Of live bait He took not only kiss.
but fervent embrace as WELL and the
young bride looked unabashed.
The passengers yelled with delight,
and az the old man bowed himself out
Of the car door they gave him the
chautauQua salute in which the warm
hearted bride Joined heartily.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
THE SILENT WOMEN.

Iowa women are to have a Blue
Book which is to contain the "activ-
tiles OF Iowa women" A keokuk wom-
ar is TO edit it and the names of those
to be thus immortalized are TO be Sc
!ected by officials of women's organ
izations.
That a large number OF worthy
women will be named there is no
doubt. Iowa clubs are full Of active
women. But still vaster number OF
Iowa women who have done most for
their country will be left unnamed.
There are women who never wrote
line that anyone cared to read outside
OF their families. whose voices have
never led the singing or been heard
on the platform, whose children and
the sick Of the neighborhood kept so
busy that they couldn't get away who
will fail OF mention. But these women
are the foundation Of Iowa and of the
rest OF the world.
j
When the lists are made up officially
the state sman' and the orator and
the noisiest among us draw the Wig
nettes and the iIIuminations. But there
are a lot of good men. solid men, bone
and sinew Of the country left out
officially. In the great scheme OF
things they are never left out. It
couldn't exist without them.
Nevertheless the -Rlue Book" will be
worth while. Most Of the women who
shall shine in It's pages deserve all it
can give them. The women Of the
state have been prominent IN al that
has gone toward making Iowa great.
While it is a pity that 1t could not con-
tain all the names Of all the splendid
women Of Iowa. pioneer women srrug-
Cling widows wfo have given worthy
sons 10 the commonwealth. tender
women who have nursed a neighbour
hood. all the active" womanhood that
mas mothered iowa, II is easy 10 see
the impossibiliry Of complete mention.
No library building in the state would
contain it and its biographies of the
si.en- women whose works do follow
them.
we count the broken Tyres that rest
Where ,he sweet waiting singers SUM
Der;
But Ger her silent sisters breast
The wildhowers who will sloop to
NUMBER
Alas for those who never sing
Ri.t DIE with Eli their music in hem.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08

Let US hope that the new Iowa Blue
blue stockings.
The decision from the Eleventh judi
cial district to the effect that gases,
noise and doors together with gasolene
storage are enjoinabie by neighboring
residents is one Of much interest in
Iowa. Now the supreme court can
tahe it's whack at the case and in
course Of time residents and garage
owners will know which must move.
A matter Of interest to postmasters
and especially to holdover republicans
is in the removal Of the postmaster
at Maquoketa- The reason for demand
ing his resignation are that he did not
have the sign "Maquoketa" above the
postoffice door: second. he did not re-
quire box holders to pay their guar
teriy rental on the very day it was
due and did not lock their boxes
against them If they neglected to pay
for two or three days. The democratic
goobleuns will get you if you don t
watch out.
The Dubuque Telegraph Herald
finds excuse for MeReynolds and pro-
poses to hold faith in him until he does
som ething more serious than direct
delay in the trial Of a case TO oolige
fellow cabinet officer" Somehow the
Telegraph Herald seems to have SUI
fered a sea change into something
new and strange.
While Wilson has made good gen.
orally the chances are that tut tut
isn't in common use on the links OF
the Des Moines Country Club today.
A county in southern state In
vested in a pike road and colony OF
truck raisers moved in at once. Nu1
sed.
1t isn't a bad idea 10 find out what
the neighbors are saying about you
The neighbors usually have it pretty
nearly right.
Two things the general pubic re-
fuses to enthuse over-the tariff and q
golf tournament
; Outside Of the extreme dryness thi!
| is republican weather all right. Elk
IRENE dryness always hints Of thu
democracy
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08

over $50 men are outside tho prison
walls. They're AL around. Some are
painting barns for the farmers eight
miles out in the country some are
dragging roads, I've got q lot helping
unload coal down there by that sid
ing, some are delivering stu6-ohl all
kinds Of work. Guards? Let's see.
There are Just three guards out today.
ard not one Of them carries q weapon.
But many convicts by the terms OF
the prison contract are rejected" San
ders has spent wakeful nights devising
methods of turning the labor Of these
men to the best account The money
gained provides an additional general
prison income which shall 60 to in
crease the allowance per man per
month made by the state Of Iowa. and
thus make possible better conditions
for the health Of mind and body Of the
500 convicts. and part Of It goes to
the prisoner himself. A large fraction
money to those dependent upon them
outside" or save toward . new start
in life when they are discharged.
The first large accomplishment OF
the warden was inducing the board OF
COntSOl 10 Ouy d EVV-ACT0 10tA4As AcW
miles from the penitentiary. Yes"
says a prisoner. the warden and the
boys pull off quite q rnral sketch.
They've spilled over now. and have to
rent lot of land or go shares on crops
raised on other land. Must be working
500 new acres. and COWS and pigs and
chickens. We boys get pork, milk. fruit
and vegetables and butter once . day
offn the farm. Figure it anyhow you
like, there's profit"
BY such ways and means - the
money resource Of the penitentiary and
Of the convicts made larger.
Greater earning capacity OF the pris-
on helps to make possible the plans that
this persistent direct-thinking, direct
acting musician, professional ball play
er, umpire and high-school principal
has in his mind. or has carried out al
ready
One of these ideas is that the state
gains little when 1t snatches from a
man his last shreds OF seif-respect by
putting him into prison stripes. II pun
ishment means breaking q mans spirit.
if the purpose Of penitentiary IL to
take criminal and with malice afore-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
,r,,..,san,dT CURES WHILE YOU WALK

use Aliens Foot-Ease. the anuseptic
powder to be shaken into the shoes. II
INSTANTLY takes the sting out of corns,
4tchiY.R feet, tngrowing nails, and bum
dons. It's the greatest comfort as
ccyery OF the age. Aliens Foot-Ease
makes tight or new shoes feel easy.
Ladies can wear shoes one size smaller
Etafter using It is a certain relief tvr
,aweating, callous and swollen, tender.
aching feet. Try it today. Sold every
where, 25c. Trial package FREE. Ad-
kdress. Alien S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, n. \.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
Wings Of a Devs.

At sunset. when the rosy light was dy-
ing
Far down the pathway Of the west.
saw a lonely dove in silence flying,
To be at rest.
Pilgrim of air, cried, could I but bor-
Thy wandering wings, thy freedom
blest,
I'd fly away from every CAREFUL sor-
row.
And find my rest.
H.
But when the flmy veil OF dusk was
falling.
Home few the dove TO seek his nest.
Deep in the forest where his mate was
calling.
To love and rest.
Peace. hear, of mine No longer sigh to
wander:
Lose not thy life in barren quest.
There are no happy islands over
yonder:
Come home and rest.
Henry Van Dyke.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08

extended to advantage to cover al
claims put forward to financial advAn-
taEs and urged upon the public in ex-
change for tho public's money.
One thing 10 certain: the family
physician Is the best Of all advisers.
His advice is readily obtained. Is near
ly always his friendly and scientific
the newest and safest treatments. Ask
him.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
SHE WAS KIND TO GRANDPAP.
Monticello Express.]

Several days ago a newly welded
couple came down on the train from
the north en- route to Cedar Rapids.
Across the aisle from them sat white
bearded old patriarch, more than four
score years of age. but who had
young heart. and fondness for joking
that beiied his resemblance to the re-
s,N,cted chief of religious clan. The
yceng couple were aware Of the fact
that they were married. and they didn't
care who knew it. They didn't exactly
proclaim 1t IN words. but the actions
that indicated ii were constant and I'M
mistakable. They Rugged and kissed
and sweat. and the passengers enjoyed
the show The old patriarch took
lively interest in the spoony pair. and
cracked many a joke at their expense
to the intense merriment OF their feiio"
travellers.
Jus, as the train was nearing Mon
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
Iona Newspapers
IT NEVER IS THE BOOZE.
fGrundy Republican,

The fellows who stand around and
argue that 1t is the abuse, and not the
use. of whisky that is dangerous,
might give the world one clear exam
pie by way Of contrast. Of the right
usage of booze. It's mighty poor way
to beg the question by putting the
whole blame on the poor devil who fills
himself full Of drink and then goes
astray. Surely the drink gets some of
the blame.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
Ruskin's Greed Of Work.

Ruokinis Greed Of Work.
y TIE man or woman who does work
Voeth doing 10 the man or woman who
1voo, breathes and sleeps that work;
Nth whom it 10 ever present in his
- her soul; whose ambition il to do
r. veil and feel rewarded by the
s1ho1gAt OF having done it we'll That
an. that woman, puts the whole
ontyy under IN obligatiou-John
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-07-08
Sanders and His Criminals
Richard washburn Child in collier's.l

Coller'sl
a