Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-09-25

fixed up swell: just IKE an old lady
and gee, but she hooked sore. The
letter she had was from her lawyer
tellin' her that her nephew had shoi
at cat and hit cook, and that the
cook was suing for $780, She wa.
sore all over, and the way she bossec
Lucinda-that was the dame with ths
sQueaky voice. WAS somethin' fierce
After while, her nephew comes into
the room, and the old lady seems
mighty glad to see him. She told hin
that she would pay the $500, although
she thought 1t was too much. Then
the Teller told her that he had hit 3
cab driver, and that the cab drivers
wife was suing for some money. She
got sore again, but soon got over ii
and was as nice as ever. Everything
went well for a time. and then the
docs opened and little bit of a duck
padded in. It seems that he was
Aunt Mary's lawyer; Aunt Mary was
Miss Brissac. All the kids got sore
then, because the lawyer sqnealed on
the feller-the nepheN1-and said that
he had got mixed up with chorus
goil who wanted q big piece Of change
for breach of promise. or somethin'
like that. Then you should have seen
the aunt get mad She told Joshua,
Lucinda's feller. to get her money box
which had her viii ID it. When he
brought 1t, she told Tthe lawyer to
change her viii, so that when she
croaked her nephew Wouldn't get 3
bean. Well, the nephew beat It; and
Lucinda turned around and said that
he always had been a bum steer. Miss
Brissac- mean. the. aunt stood up
and told Lucinda to tie can on that
class Of chin music, saying that her
nephew was a. good scout. after ALL
Then the picture come down and the
lights come on. as did the music.
The second act showed q room in q
big Fifth avenue house in New Yawk.
what belonged to- the fbrother of this
gOii who come in with the Teller in
the foist act. It seeing that the neph-
ew, after his aunt had refused to slip
him any more jingle. had come to live
at the girls brothers house. There
was lot of fellers In the room, in
Guiding the girl, and when they went
out the nephew tried to get In lot
of lovin' stuff, but he couldn't land
the goods. One of the fellers had
written a letter to Aunt Mary telling
her that her nephew was sick with
measles, and Aunt Mary sent tele-
gram saying that she was coming to
New Yawk to see him. Then the fun
ho0on The fo1forc ,,1i<3,.sk 1-,.,....s $3.50
to do. and finally decided that they
would all go to the station to meet
Aunt Mary, which they did. The sis
ter of the Teller who owned the house
dressed herself like maid and said
that she was going to take care of
Aunt Mary. and she was afraid gtheI
feliers would be too boisterous. 81
Aunt Mary arrives and is ushered
In by one of them tail guys with a
starched front and black suit - one
OF them buffers. She didn't know
what to make of him. seeing as she
was from the country and ..trooly rr-'
ral," and the two carried on some.
thin fierce. When she come; to pay
for her baggage being brought up.
Aunt Mary found that her money.
which she kept in q pocket in her
dress, had been swiped,s she didn't
seem to care about the money. but
was sore to think that the guy what
.ook 1t had cut out the pocket. Then
The butler come In wheeling some tea
n a little yellow affair that looked
Ike baby buggy Aunt Mary
iidn't know what it was, and asked to
Zee the baby. There was a lot of 9TH
r funny things happened, because
Aunt Mary, being FROM the country.
iidn't understand the city. A news
laper was lying in the chair. and
When she picked 1t up the first thing
he saw was a picture of her nephew
md the Girl from Kalamazoo that
lirt who was suing the nephew for
reach OF promise. In order that her
lephew might not see It, she bribed |
ne butler to throw it away, and to say
hat little yellow dorg had run
way with it.
.0ts Of Funny Stuff
When the butler went away. the
Maid came in-the girl who the neph- i
W was really in love with-and after /
lot of trouble, got Aunt Mary to 90
pstairs and take nap After she
7as gone, the fellows came back. each
nth copy of the newspaper that
ad the pictures in. Then they went
ut to fix the table, leaving the neph-
" alone in the room. Aunt Mary.
rho had sneaked downstairs, came IA
{ this time, and seemed mighty glad
see her nephew, and related q lot
funny stuff about having to take a
attn and having to sit on the. hole In
ae bottom of the tub because she
idnt know how to keep the water
rom running mt After che h,a <-<,,,. s,