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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
Sporting Notes.

Keene Fitzpatrick. the varsity train
er. and William J. Clarke, the baseball
coach, have both signed contracts to
remain at Princeton.
Frank Chance. the new manager Of
the American league team In New
York, wants the name Yankees drop
ped He will call the club the New
YorkS
In twenty-three years De Orc has
lost only four pool matches he has
been beaten several times In tourna-
xoents. but has been almost invincible
In matches.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
All For a Dollar Fee,

you are soon TO be married to the
man you love-" said the fortune teller.
lis he blondT" inquired Miss Calcu-
late.
YES"
els his name HenryT
"Yes"
Does mis- father own an automo-
bileT"
"Yes."
will Henry give me a ring with q
turquoise and two diamondsT"
"Yes"
"Are we going to Europe on our wed
ding trip?"
"Yes."
Miss Calculate turned to a friend
isn't it wonderful" she said--Ex-
change.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
Callers.

There's some folks that Just can't stand
to have around at all
Old Trouble and Old Hard Luck they butt
IN and make a call
They worry you and poster you and act
almighty strong.
But notice Mr.. Money never makes his
calls too long
The folks that you don't want to see just
stick around and chat
They never even take the hint when you
say. Here's your hat"
Old Castor oil and Smallpox always stay
a month or 50,
But you never have to tell old Mr.. Money
when to so.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
An Amhiauoua TitIs.

That's a swell umbrella you carry"
isn't it,"
did you come by 1t honestlyT
81 haven't quite figured out. 1t start
ed to rain the other day. and stepped
into a doorway to wait till 1t stopped.
Then / saw a young fellow coming
along with a nice large umbrella, and /
thought If. he was going as far as my
house would beg the shelter Of his
understood So l stepped out and
asked, Where are you going with that
umbrella, young fellow? and he drop
ped the umbrella and ran-"-Houston
Post
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
Gemini.


Now, Castor lived six months and died.
And PolluX came to life and cried.
Then PolluX lived six months and croaked
With grief resurgent Castor choked.
Life six months later ceased to vex,
And Castor handed in his checks.
While PolluX evened up the score
BY living one semester more,
Then babe farewell to earthly tol
And shuffied or his mortal coil
As Castor. with a weary yawn.
Came back again and struggled On
Those twins kept up this seesaw thing
While ages passed on leaden wing.
Old Jove. grown weary. called a halt
And set them in the starry vault
So by this alternating game
At last they rose to stellar fame,
And as they twinkle in their place
They help. like this. TO I'LL up space
Chicago Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
Congressional Cuts.

Congress can also economic by talk
Ing les and making It less expensive to
get out the Congressional Record-Bos-
ton Journal
II the new member Of congress who
ID preparing q speech Of ringing de-
nunciation VIII look through the nles
OF the Congressional Record be viii
dnd that most Of It has been said b
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

The Centenary Of David LiVinsStons.
The national Baptist foreign mis-
sion board. with headquarters in Phil
adeIphia. e. preparing to celebrate the
centenary Of David Livingstone through
special programs distributed among
the various churches and Sunday
schools OF the dissemination David
livingstone was born In Scotland
March 10. 1913. Thirty years Of bis
life were spent In Africa Easter Sun
day, March q. Il the day set apart for
TIE eeIebratiOn- Rev. L g. Jordan Il
TIE corresponding secretary. b Whon
orders for programs should be sent
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
MUSIC CHARMS AUDIENCE
Miss claries Jones and Roland HayOs
Heard IN Brilliant Recital

Miss claries Jones and Roland HayOs
Heard In Brilliant Recital
Northumberland W. Hayes OF
Boston, a tenor Of pronounced talent,
and Miss Clarice Jones OF this city, q
Pianiste whose fame is rapidly grow
ing. In a recent joint recital charmed
one Of the most brilliant audiences
ever seen In Andrew Rankin Memorial
chapel, Howard university. Both ar
lists were received with unfeigned en-
thusiasm, and the program was one
Of rare excellence.
Mr.. Hayes is we'll known here, and
his numbers were all applauded to the
echo. His repertory for the evening
embraced Hymn to the Night Clip
toni; The Beat OF a Passionate
Heart" Phillipsl; Celeste Aida CVer-
dD; The Sweetest Flower 4" Batten);
Land OF the Sky Blue Water Cad
mani; Just Because" Buri4ghl; Il
Hear You Calling Me" (encorel. con-
GLIDING with "Onaway. Awake, Be
loved Hlawatha" Is. ColeridgeT Taylor.
Mr.. r. Wilfred TibbS. assistant direc-
tor OF music in Howard university.
presided at the piano.
The deepest interest OF the occasion
was. OF course. in the work Of Miss
Clarice Jones. who made her initial
appearance i'm public since her trium-
plant graduation last year from the
Ithaca Conservatory OF Music, in con-
nectiOn with Cornell university, where
she carried of all the hOnOrs as a
skilled pianist and interpreter OF
classic music. Her graduating recital
at Cornell was admitted to have been
the finest that historic institution had
known I'm many years.
At the Howard university recital,
Miss Jones selections ran the gamut
OF the classics, and the remarkable
technique displayed by the young deb
utante has been the talk OF Washing
tons music lovers. Her offerings in
cluded Sonata A major scherzO and
rondO Beethoven, NOCturne c minor
Chopin. Hungarian Rhapsody No. u
Uiszt and Caprice EspagnOl." Mos
kowski. with encOres demanded after
each principal rendition She was re-
peatedly recalled and was presented at
the close Of her first number with a
beautiful shower bouquet OF Killarney
roses.
The most competent critics say that
Miss Jones has more than technical
perfection at the piano. Not only does
she handle the heaped up mechanical
difficulties Of the pOnderOus compost
lions Of the music masters Of Europe
with ease and grace. but she gives full
expression to the soul spirit couched
in the rich melodies. With the vital
izing touch Of genius, she adds life and
color to flights that must be given their
true emotional value to be effective.
Miss Jones Is the supreme mistress OF
varied effects. Her range Is wonder
full.
Though slight in physical develop
ment. so well does she grasp the pos
sibilities OF her instrument that she IS
able to give to massive chord passages
orchestral volume and power. Her
tone coloring is OF endless variety; her
pIanissimos are the acme Of delicacy;
her runs and arpeggiO passages abso-
lutely fiawless. are OF fairylIke light
ness. The stately rhetorical lovelIness
OF tone and meter Is brought out in
everything that demands exceptional
treatment
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

President Boyd Makes Clear Report
The address of DR.. r h Boyd, pres
nent Of the One Cent Savings bank
IN Nashville, Tenn, at the annual meet
ing Of the stockholders recently held
was a well defined and exhaustive
statement Of the progress and internal
workings Of the institution The bank
was Organized Jan 16. 1904 Il started
bushes with a capital Of $1,000 paid
IN BY sixteen persons. Tue reports at
TIE meeting showed = eiearanee OF
$4,000 for the past year, which b IN
inersasS q $4,000 over TIE prsVio@
yer
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

What matter II your wife is Slow
Why worry II she huns and sings
When you await her down below
And she is putting on ner things7
What matter If she takes her time
In getting on her hat and shawl2
Why should you think IL any crime
To keep you waiting in the hallf
II In a jlffy she can get
Your breakfast in your modest nat.
Why, then / guess it's safe TO bet
That wiley is all right at that
-Yonkers Statesman
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

Doctor Ito PATIENT - You've had
pretty close call. It's only your strong
constitution that pulled you through.
Patient-Well. doctor. remember that
when you make out your hilL-New
Haven Register.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

snow baNia
Downy snowfiakus
On the walk.
Soft and crystal.
Block by blockl
Heaps OF whIteness
On the track:
Ride downtown
And then walk backl
Piles OF snowdrifts
In the hills
Hold the fast trains,
Give US chillA
Brand new shovel
Daddy's pride
Digs a path
Ten inches wide
In the morning.
Bless his heart.
How he tears
4nOse QriIts apart
In the evening.
Sad 70 state,
Still more drifts
His muscle wait.
o you winter!
Not for mine!
Bring back sunny
Summer timei
Spokane Spokesman Review.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
His Choice Of Charity.

Frank Morrison. secretary Of the
American Federation OF Labor. was
condemning in Washington certain
senseless economies.
Economy is all very we'll" he said,
but some Of the latter day. scientific
management economy you hear about
reminds you OF the skinfint millionaire
whose only charity was foreign mis-
sIons. You See the man explained, I
choose foreign missions because want
to make my money go as far as pos
sible.' "-Washingto Post
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
Lookino Ahead.

BenshaW-I hear you are TO wed
COIones sWinker. Ma Grasse- Hes
q noble fellow. every inch q soldier.
born 70 command
Widow Grazse-H'm: ven -
abcut that Tit Bltl
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

this dog Of mine is some dog. let
me tell you. He has n wonderful pedi-
gree"
Il suppose you trace him away back
to the dog Noah took into the ark?"
SAY. this dogs ancestor didn't 20
own."-BuStuu Transcript.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
To Statesmen.

No man who thinks he has . JOB
Almost within his reach
VIII work long for
A senator
Who mails him but q speech
No man who thinks q consulshtp
Just fitted TO his needs
VIII be content
II he IL sent
Some doubtful garden seeds.
kansas City Journal
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
SAVE DIMES

and dollars may save you. Call and
receive, free Of charge-no deposit re-
CURED pocket saver that register.
each coin you insert.
HOME SECURITY SAVING BANK
S101 So. State st.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

New Guinea is the largest island In
the world, having an area Of $4,000
square miles Long Island is a dwarf
in comparison, having but 1875 square
miles.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

But my dear madam, there's no
use consulting me about your hus-
band I'm horse doctor"
That's why l came to you. Hes q
chronic kicker."-Life.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
How Il Happened.

In all the course Of evolution quar-
reIs occur only in the animal kingdom"
Il beg to differ"
do you mean to say that vegetables
quarrel and dghtT'
Il do"
Produce your facts"
did not the first apple destroy TIE
happiness Of the hrst palrT'
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

Mrs. Youngwell Cshoppingl-Look at
this new stove with the glass door In
the oven Wonder what it's made Of
glass for?
Youngwedd-It's to make the bread
lighter, suppose.-Boston Transcript
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

Extinction for the buffalo
VIII come unless rare luck preventS
A half a dozen in a row
Now merely look like thirty cents
Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
A BANK ACCOUNT.

A BANK ACCOUNT.
These words sound good.
Call and receive free of cbarge-nO
deposit required-a pocket coin saver
that registers each coin you insert.
HOME SECURITY SAVING BANK,
S1o1 So. State st.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
FoUR Plat BRICK BUILDING Pol
RAI.H Az A RARQAM.

For SAls, four fat brick building, at
. bargain, located en- Armour avenue,
near S0th Street Rent go Per RSHth.
Prizes, 1850.
For further Information, can En- OF
address Julius =. TsylOT, SOFT Armour
avenue, Ph0AS Drsxsl $3.50.
This 10 . good ilVSStnsAt AID COED
income property.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
Plat FOB RENT.

70 Esut-2424-26 Seminary Ave. 8
and room fats with bath. Excellent
location Convenient to Fullerton Ave.
L Express Station. 20 minutes to loop.
Rent, t14 to SIC. See DR.. 7. d. Wilson,
532 Grant Pl. Phone Lincoln 24s3.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

who Is the belle tonight?' asked she
As they stood on the ballroom floor.
He looked around the room TO see.
And she speaks TO him no more
Cape Cod Item
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

She said. IT have q royal strain"
He merely answered: ''TushI
For you q royal strain may b
A splendid thing. but a. for ne
Give me q royal flush"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
They disagreed on politics.

They disagreed on politics.
On medicine and law.
The battle ragged from two till six
And ended In a draw.
When tea was poured the club ad
journed.
And all was happiness.
For now the conversation turned
To that dear topic-dress-
New York TimeG
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
No National HoIidaxs.

There is no national hOliday-not
even the Fourth of July. Independ-
ence day and Thanksgiving day are
the nearest approach to a national hoh-
day.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
He has money to burn. f"

He has money to burn"
But never have seen any evidence
Of a confagration in his vicinity"
NO, but i understand that he Is
about to make a match. and then
watch out"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
AN EASY WAY TO SAVE

is to drop your change into one of our
pocket coin savers that registers each
coin you insert. They are yours for
the asking, without making a deposit
or Obigating yourself in any way.
HOME SECURITY SAVING BANK.
S101 So. State.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

One lawyer tries TO hang the crook
And stamps around in fury:
The other lawyer knows his book
And tries TO hang the Jury.
Denver Republican
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
Hin GIon.

His GloFJ.
He wasn't very great
And he wasn't very rich.
Didn't have an A rata
Just q modest little niche
In the hall Of nfe he kept
But q lot Of friends he NADIA
Tor aside he always stepped
To the man who needed ala
Boston Hernia
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
FLATS FOR RENT.

FLATS FOR RENT.
FOB REET-SSe Bowen Ave, two
Groom fats, hot and cold water, bath.
gas, stove heat LIST and End floors:
s21.OO each. Tel. Drexel 6SO6
owner, or Automatic 44,1s5.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

Il long for fame"
at is easy Of attainment"
"How?"
Take any brand Of patent medicine
until it cures you and let the company
know Of it."
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26
FOR RENT.

FOE 1KNf.
For Rent, 44Sl-S3 South State Street
four ~ room apSrtnentA
451S-2s Evans Avenue, Eix room
apartments.
S30s Rhodes Avenue, House eight
roOmI in perfect condition.
Inquire, Chicago Real Estats Loan
and Trust Company,
III North Dearborn Street Boon SoI,
For Rent:
AMERICAN APARTMENT
BUILDING,
272s Wabash Ave.
Modern, Steam Heated Apartments.
Every room private, leading of
from private halls, all light and airy.
Three rooms, bath and cabinet
htchen ................... $500
Three rooms and bath. ......... 1900
-Four rooms and bath. ......... $500
Six rooms and bath. ........ 5000
Seven rooms and bath. $500 & 1000
Eight rooms and bath. 1880 & 5000
Apply to
WIN. D. NEIGHBoRs & CO.,
Home Security Bank,
3101 So. State st.
Phones, Douglas 81 Auto. 1889
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

DO you really think that your 10
ter Is making such a match with the
baron?"
Judging by the great number Of
anonymous letters addressed to her, I
should say sor'-Fliegende Batter.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

These are the times that Try mems
souls"
As old Tom Paine once said.
Afar the smoke Of battle rolls;
tranquility is ned.
But may this turmoil, strife and ain
Serve some high purpose yet,
Some superman TO usher in
Or supersuffragette?
Chicago News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

Every room private, leading of
from private halls, all light and airy.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

When women mix
In politics,
Oh, won't II be immense
To see them Try
In manner shy
To straddle the old fence5
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1913-04-26

50 yoo found your last prospecdV
customer q hard one to deal within
Yea He insisted that our compsnv
vas oVercapitalized," explained the
mining stock salesman.
What did you dog"
made him take water."-Bunalo
Express
Evening journal., 1913-07-31
MIR. GAEL WOULD
HAVE NEW CITY
MARKET LAWS

Victor Gael clerk of the city street
markets, whose scim expires at mid
night turned cver his yearly report
TO Mayor Howell at the City Hall this
afternoon. At the same time VIII
liam Paris, the new clerk Of the
market, was sworn into office by
Magistrate Lewis in the mayors
chambers.
Mr.. Gael who will present a writ
ten report of his recommendations
for the betterment of the street mar
kets to Council this evening, when
asked what he had suggested in his
report said he could not remember
all the things spoken or, but he hao
mentioned the fact that the present
law was obsolete. The law allowed
the hucksters TO stand on East
Fourth street between French and
Walnut streets, he said, but for some
reason they had ben forced off that
street and went to King and Madison
/ streets.
He suggested in his report that II
the present conditions we're to be inn
proved, the present law should be re-
\ pealed and a new law passed.
Evening journal., 1913-07-31
WOMEN'S WAR
FOR BALLOT
ABOUT WON
Suffrage Pilgrims So Assured
by Senator's Upon Arrival
at Washington
$4,000 ASK FOR
TIE AMENDMENT

WASHINGTON, July 31-That the
battle for equal suffrage throughout
the United States is almost won, was
the burden of the speeches delivered
by a half dozen Senators to the "suf-
Ifrage pilgrims" rallied from two score
states at Hyattsville. a Washington
suburb. early today before the fair
enthusiasts started an automobile
parade to the capital. Sixty motor
cars. gay with the yellow and white
Of the cause" made their way for
six miles through manifestly friendly
territory to the halls of Congress.
Crowds on the downtown streets
cheered the demonstration There was
no sign Of the hostile element which
broke up the pageant Of last March.
The end of the journey was found
4 in the historic marble room of the Sen
ate. Here the pilgrims" sent in their
cards to their respective Senators and
smilingly placed in their hands the
petitions, aggregating over $4,000
names, which they had gathered with
I in the past six weeks as they journey
led across the east and middle west.
1 Those who extended the Senate 5
welcome and encouragement wera
Senators Owens, of Oklahoma; Works,
!of California; Lane, of Oregon
Ashurt, Arizona; Thomas, Colorado
1 Poindexter, Washington Sherman, of
Illinois, and Jones, of Washington.
Evening journal., 1913-07-31
QUINLAN in JAIL
WITH GOATS; HAIR OUT

BY The United Press.
PATERSON, N. j., July 81
Patrick Quinlan, /. w. w. leader, is
in jail again Quinlan was today
sentenced to a term of one year in
Jail for disorderly conduct on com
plant of Police Sergeant Charles
Ryan, who declared that In a speech
Saturday Quinlan referred TO him as
Bunny" Ryan, and asserted that he
dubbed people indiscriminately. SEN
tence was imposed by Justice Carroll
after several witnesses had been
heard. They said other officials Of
Paterson were referred to in similar
terms
Quinlan was only recently released
from the penitentiary on a writ Of
habeas corpus as a result of his con-
viction on charges growing out Of his
activity during the silk workers
strike
Referring to this after his convic-
ton Quinlan said: "They may have
my hair, but l guess ! have got their
goats"
Evening journal., 1913-07-31
WILMINGTONIAN HURT
In RAILROAD CRASH

Irwin c. Henry, colored, Of No. 537
East Twelfth street. a porter at
French street station and on the Of
fetal inspection car of the Pennsyl-
vania railroad, was injured in the
collision of trains at Tyrone, Pa. yes
terday. Dispatches from that city say
Henry was hurt internally. At French
street station this morning, officials
said they thought Henry had not been
hurt seriously, as no report of his
condition had been sent to them,
which they thought would have been
done if his injuries were serious. A.
B. Clark, until recently of this city,
now a principal assistant engineer,
was in the inspection party whose car,
No. 2S02. was in the collision.
Evening journal., 1913-07-31
MISS CLOUD TO BECOME
BRIDE OF Mr.. SAMWORTH

A wedding Of much interest because
Of the popularity Of the bride and groom
will take place this evening when Miss
Dora Argargus Cloud win become the
bride of Thomas Garvin Samworth The
wedding win take place at o'clock at
the home Of the brides father, Luther
A. Cloud. contractor, at No. 2327 West
Eighteenth street. The Rev. Il. c. Mac
Sorley, Of McCabe NJ T. Church, will Of
fciate Miss Cloud has been private sec
retary to Walter Pyle, president Of the
.C. q w. Pyle Company, Of this city. Mr.
Samworth is q son of Fred. Samworth,
also a well known contractor. He was
first sergeant of Company A Of the Or
ganized Militia, but resigned because Of
his duties as hnllistio expert in the
smokeless department OF the F. i.
DUPONT de Nemours Powder Company.
Miss Charlotta r. T. Cloud sister Of the
bride, will be bridesmaid, and Chester =.
Williams. of New York, viii be best
man. Miss Viola F Moffitt, a friend of
the bride. will play the wedding march.
After a short trip the bride and groom
will reside at No. 70l Van Buren street
at the Saville In the fall they will
take an extensive trip in the North.
They win be az home after September l
to their friends.