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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
ACCOUNTING FOR IT.

''Fhat man has quite a reptilian
cast of countenance"
HE probably acquired it from 60
,ften seeing snakes"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
REToRT CATFISH.

Nell am so worried about nv
hair. 1t is coming out
Belle-Why don't you use more
hairpins
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
PROVING THE CONTRARY.

'Vary your means for different
ends" "But look at our cook, She
beats eggs to make them stiff ano
steak. to make it tender"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
EXPERT

~They tell me Anna is studying
Esperanto"
Studying it She speaks it like
a native Fudge.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
ITS DEFINITION.

aeWhy, after all, is it called leap
year?''
IT suppose because it keeps the
men on the jump"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
HIS CLASS

'Has your friend any histrionic
aspirations 2"
'EOh, he don't bother any about
history He wants to be an actor"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
EvASiVE.

"Do you think we viii have q
scarcity of coal this season 20
E4Sure, wen always have coal to
burn"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
SATURDAY. JANUARY11 1913.
WHAT WAS 1T ALL ABOUT?

}oTblncAlIy ISnid . w" Ohdu
the smoke of battle has about
cleared away, why should not
Republicans sit down with them
selves and candidly ask them
selves what was it all about?
What indeed was it all about
and what has been gained? That
question, with its double asking
must prove knotty problem to
all Republicans" who helped
wreck the party for the time be-
ing. Some light will be thrown
on what it was all about by foot
ing up the account of what has
been the result of the controver
sy itself Republicans ought to
be interested in the spectacle of
a Democratic president for only
the third time in more than halt
a century, with house of repre-
sentatives Overwhelmingly Dem
ocratic and a senate practically
powerlessS to counterfeit the
evil results of the Roosevelt cam
paign.
Republicans in this part of the
country particularly ought to be
edited by the spectacle of a
Democratic governor in Kansas,
with the assurance of a Demo
cratic United States senator
from the state as the colleague
of Republican renegade.
They ought to be made wiser
by the sight of a Republican gov
ernor in Missouri succeeded by
Democratic partisan after four
years of wholesome Republican
rule. Republicans everywhere
ought to draw enlightenment
from the Democratic victory
which was made possible by the
selfish ambition of Theodore
Roosevelt and those whom -
duped into following him.
Those Republicans who Il
the faith, who refused to perfq
Democratic newspapers to do
their thinking for them, who re
fused to countersIgn the am bl-
tiOns of demagogues, who held
steadfast to the principles and
policies which have always meant
peace and plenty, justice without
passion and liberty without IL
cense-Republicans like these
have nothing with which to re-
proach themselves. They accept
as merited none of the taunts of
Democratic editors, they take to
themselves none of the rebukes
of those whose animating mo-
tives are hostility to all that is
genuinely Republican.
What was it all about? There
was not a single sane reason for
the Roosevelt candidacy or the
Progressive movement It was
all about the malice and greed,
the ingratitude and demagogy OF
Theodore Roosevelt 1t was a.
bout fake reforms and freak so
buttons of problems more or less
mythical. 1t was about the a
maZing ease with which more
than 100000 voters who were
staunch Republicans four years
ago were used in the vain at
tempt to pull the Roosevelt
chestnuts out of the fire That
is all there was to the progress
sive party and the Roosevelt can
didacy. Is that sufficient prov
ocation for overthrowing and de-
moraliZing the great American
party of achievement and prog
ress-the greatest political par
ty the world has ever Known
Kansas City Journal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
'MsuN GUS
Melody of Happiness

Get out in the sunlight says q
Georgia philosopher, and see Happi-
ness coming down the road, picking
q banjo for the whole world to dance!'
Atlanta Constitution
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11

His Aunt Willie, won't you be
glad when your baby brother begins
to grow up?
Willie Yes. It'll be a pleasure
to see somebody else get licked
around this house.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-01-11
NJ. w. MASON
Auctioneer
General Farm Sales and Live
Stock a Specially

Phone at residence.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
RID YOUR CHILDREN OF WORMS

You can change fretful, ill-tem-
pered children into healthy, happy
youngsters, by Kidding them of
worms. Tossing rolling, grinding of
teeth, crying out while asleep, accom-
panied with intense thirst, pains in
the stomach and bowels, feVerish-
ness and bad breath, are symptoms
that indicate worms. KickapOo Worm
Killer, a pleasant candy lozenge, ex-
pels the worms, regulates the bowels,
restores your children to health and
happiness. Mrs. J. A. Brisbin, Of Ell
gin, Ill, says: 4 have used Kicka-
poo Worm Killer for years, and en-
tfrelv rid my children OF. worms. l
would not be without it" Guaran-
teed. All druggists, or by mail.
Price 25c Kickapoo Indian Medl-
cine Co. Philadelphia and st.
Louis. Sold in Ocala by Tydings &
Co. Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
MARION COUNTY DIRECTORY

Judge Circuit Court-W. S. Bull
lock, Ocala.
District Attorney-E. w. Davis,
Ocala.
Clerk Circuit Court-P. H. Nugent,
Ocala.
Sheriff.. P. Galloway, Ocala.
Tax CoIlector-W. L. Colbert,
Ocala.
Tax Assessor-Alfred Aver, Ocala.
Treasurer-John VI. Graham,
Ocala.
Surveyor-W. A. Moorhead, Ocala.
Judge of Probate-Wm. E. Smith,
Ocala.
County Commissioners-C. Carmi-
chael, Ocala; ]. w. Davis. Summer
field; w T. Henderson, Lynne; d. G..
Watkins, Dunnellon; Walter Luff-
man, Spar.
Board Public Instruction.. H.
Brinson, superintendent, Ocala; b.
r. Bitch. Blitchton; J. S. Grantham,
Fort Mccoy; w. D. earn, Ocala.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
UNSIGHTLY FACE SPOTS

Are cured by DR.. HobsOn's Eczema
Ointment, which heals all skin erup-
tons. No matter how long you have
been troubled by itching, burning or
scaIy skin humOrs, just put a little
of that soothing antiseptic, DR.. Hob
sons Ointment on the sores and the
suffering stops instantly. Healing
begins that very minute. Doctors
use it in their practice and recon-
mend it. Mr.. Alleman Of Littletown,
Pa, says: Had eczema on fore
head: Dr.. Hobson's Eczema Oint-
ment cured it in two weeks" Guar
anteeI to relieve or money refunded.
Price soc. Pfeiffer Chemical Co.,
Philadelphia and St. Louis. Sold in
Ocala by Tydings & Co.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Hominy Gems.

One-quarter cup hominy, one-half
teaspoon salt, one-half cup boiling wa
ter, one cup scalded milk, one cup
white corn meal, one-quarter cup sugar,
three tablespoons butter, two eggs,
three teaspoons baking powder. Add
hominy and salt to boiling water and
stand on back Of range until water
is absorbed. Add milk to cornmeal,
then add butter and sugar. Mix well
and add hominy. Cool. Add egg yolks
we'll beaten and whites beaten stiff.
These gems are delicious. Buy hon.
my (ground) and white cornmeal in
five-pound bags.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
BAKE CANNED SALMON
TEMPTING DISH FOR EITHER
DINNER OR LUNCHEON.
Secret of OId-Time Famous PhladeL
phia Caterer Revealed for the
Benefit of Those Who Wish
to Try 1t.

One of the most appetizing and
tempting dishes one could wish, for
either a good dinner for the family
or for a most elaborate luncheon
may be made by following the direc-
tons given below, which is one of
the secrets of a famous Philadelphia
caterer of twenty-five years ago.
Drain the liquor off one can of sal
mon, into a saucepan and set aside.
Then remove all the skin and bone
from the meat, picking it up into
small pieces with a silver fork and
put on to boil in the liquor for ten
minutes, if there is not sufficient
liquor add little boiling water, but a
half cupful of liquor is sufficient
Bring to the boiling point one-half
pint of milk, then stir into it thick
ening made by rubbing together 4
tablespoonful of butter and two Ia
blespoonfuls Of -four, and boil until
it thickens. Then add two beaten
eggs, the juice Of a good-sized onion,
a teaspoonful of parsley, a dash of
cayenne pepper and salt to taste.
To the salmon add one cupful of
cucumber pickles, sliced fine, and
two sliced hard-boiled eggs, also the
juice of half a lemon. Stir this well
and pour over it the cream dressing,
mix all together thoroughly and cook
two minutes, then pour into an enam-
el-lined baking dish and cover with
bread crumbs and bake one-half hour
in a hot oven. Or one may use
ramekins or individual fish shells and
cover with bread crumbs and bake.
To prepare this dish for twenty
five people use three cans of salmon,
four beaten eggs, four hard boiled
eggs and double the other ingredi-
ents.
For two cans double only the milk
and use three eggs boiled hard and
more pickles, otherwise use the same
quantities as given in the first recipe
At first reading this recipe may
sound very complicated, but if the
ingredients are brought out and set
where they are at hand, then every
thing may be done in the order it is
written and the entire dish prepared
in fifteen or twenty minutes.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
HAMBURG Roast.

Take two pounds of beef (top Of
the round is best); one-third Tor more)
cup of soft breadcrumbs; one egg well
beaten; one teaspoonful of salt; one
teaspoonful of expressed onion juice or
finely minced onion; one tablespoon
full of chopped parsley; one of chop
ped red peppers, if at hand, or a
pinch of red pepper, and one-fourth
teaspoonful of ground mace (if de-
sired). Mix all together thoroughly,
and shape into a compact roll. Put
into a baking pan with a slice of
bacon or fat salt pork above it and
haste with dripping as it cooks. Bake
for 80 or 40 minutes. Have pared,
pa-boiled potatoes cut in halves ready,
and after the meat has been scared
on the outside by about 10 minutes in
a very hot oven, drain the potatoes
from their salt water and set them
around the roast, basting both vege-
tables and meat with the hot fat as
they cook at a slow even heat till
done.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
A TEXAS WONDER

The Texas Wonder cures kidney
and bladder troubles, dissolves grav-
ell, cures diabetes, weak and lame
backs, rheumatism, and all irregular
tiles of the kidneys and bladder in
both men and women. Regulates
bladder troubles in children. If not
sold by your druggist, will be sent
by mail on receipt of 81. One small
bottle is two months treatment, and
seldom fails to perfect cure. Send
for testimonials from this and other
states. DR.. E. w. Hall, 1926 Olive
street, st. Louis. Mo. Sold by drug
gists. AID.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
MendinQ Gloves.

l used to find mending kid gloves
more trouble than they were worth
until a friend told me to mend them
in the following manner: First, but
tonhole all around the edge of the
tear mot quite so close as when ma
king an ordinary buttonhole}; then
overcast, taking up the edge of the
buttonhole, and draw the two edges
ogether-Exchange
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
For the Ironing Board.

Pad the ironing board with a thick
quilt or old blanket, then lay the
board on the table and cut a piece OF
heavy muslin so it will fit the board
loosely. Seam it up, leaving the slip
open at each end. Make two of these
slips and change them frequently,
says Mothers Magazine. Thus the
ironing board is always clean, and the
padding will not have to be changed
for months.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
During the summer

During the summer months
mothers of young children should
watch for any unnatural lOOseness of
the bowels. When given prompt at
tention at this time serious trouble
NAV be avoided Chamberlain S
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem
edy can always be depended upon.
For sale by all dealers.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
THE KING OF ALL LAxATIvEs

For constipation, headaches, indi-
gestion and dyspepsia, use DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. Paul Mathulka, Of
Buffalo, \. Y, says they are the
king Of all laXatives. They are a
blessing to all my family and l al
WAYS keep a box at home" Get a
box and get we'll. Price 25c. Rec
commended by Tydings & Co.-AdV
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Where Shall / Go To School
UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA
Gainesville

STANDS FOR BEST DEVELOPMENT
OF BODY, MIND AND SPIRIT OF
YOUNG MEN. s COLLEGES and Divis-
ions; LIBERAL ARTS; LAW; ENGI-
NEERING; AGRICULTURE; TEACH
Frs COLLEGE; EXPERIMENT STA
TION; EXTENSION DIVISION; GRAD
UATE SCHOOL 10 new brick build
pool and many subsidiary buildings, 81
in faculty and officers. 322 young men
from 40 Florida counties, and 81 states
and foreign countries last session
TUITION FREE. BOARD AND EN-
TRANCE FEES, $132.50 per year Write
today for catalogue.
7-24-tt n. n. MURPHREE, President.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
unintentfonaI Humor.

At the last meeting Of the Maine
Laundrymen's association a motion
was made and carried that a fine be
imposed on any member making use
of the word mangle" because of the
impression it was liable to make on
the uninitiated.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Corned Beef Balls.

Two teacups finely chopped corned
beef, one onion minced very fine,
three teacups mashed potato, salt and
pepper to season, one egg; beat all
together well, form into balls, roll
we'll in floor and fry in deep fat, as
you would fry doughnuts; garnish
with parsley or celery leaves and
serve hot.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
For Cuts. Burns and Bruises

In every home there should be a
box of Bucklin's Arnica Salve, ready
to apply in every case of burns, cuts,
wounds or scalds. j. H. Polanco,
Delvalle, Tex, r. No. 2, writes:
"Bucklin's Arnica Salve saved my
little girls foot. No one believed it
could be cured" The worlds best
salve. Only Csc. Recommended by
Tydings & Co. Adv
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Improving Table Linen.

Cheap table linen may be made to
look as glossy as fine damask if iron
ed in the following way: After the
linen has been washed. boiled and
rinsed, wiring it as dry as possible.
roll it up in a dry sheet and leave it
for an hour, then iron it till it is
thoroughly dry.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
An Aviator Saved Life.

At Berek-sur-Mer, near Boulogne,
France, a few days ago, an invalid
went for a drive in a little donkey
cart, which stuck fast on the seashore
and began to sink, just as the tide was
coming in. His plight was seen by
an aviator, who succeeded in attract
ing the attention of a fisherman, who
rescued the invalid.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
THOUGHT They Were Natural.

Tommy-"You're coward. Ny
brother made faces at you yesterday,
an you didn't burst to fight him. You
pretended you didn't know he was
maxim faces" Eddie-'I didn't, nei-
Their. I thought they was natural, like
yours!"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
STATE COLLEGE FOR WOMEN
Tallahassee

College of Arts and Sciences, Normal
School of Music, School of Art, School
of Expression, Home Economics with
Extension Division Beautiful location
equipment throughout, including gym
nasium and swimming pool Forty
two members of the faculty and other
officers. Four hundred and thirteen
ties and ten states.~
TUITION FREE. BOARD AND EN-
TRANCE FEES, 1924 per year. For
information address,
EDWARD CONRADI, President.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
ORDER OF EASTERN STAR

Eastern Star Chapter %, regular
meeting first Friday night each
month at Yonge's Hall. Visitors well
come. FIorrie Condor, Sec'y.
Mrs. A. E. Burnett,
Worthy MatrOn.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Pushed to Death.

1t was machine in a miscellaneous
show, and on it was inscribed: Push
hard enough and you will get your pen
ny back" On opening the show the
other morning they found at the foot
of the machine a ScOtchman lying
dead.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28

Dysentery is always serious and
ofte ma dangerous disease, but it can
be cured. Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has
cured it even when malignant and
epidemic. For sale by all dealers. ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
To Cleanse PIumes.

To clean white and delicately col
ored plumes not badly soiled, rub
them gently in a pan of equal parts
Of salt and -four.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Meat INSPECTORS Use Camera.

Meat inspectors in Berlin are en-
ploying the moving picture camera in
their work, enlarged photographs
showing micrO-oTganisms in motion il
the meat is diseased.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Device Stops Tail SWITCHING.

To prevent a COW from switching
her tail in the face of a person milk
ing her a man has patented a chain
and hook to hold her tail against one
leg
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Telephone Invades Jerusalem.

The telephone has invaded Jerusa-
lem, a system having been installed
that connects official points, business
houses and some residences.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28

For soreness of the muscles.
whether induced by violent exercise
or injury, there is nothing better
than Chamberlain Liniment. This
Imminent also relieves rheumatic
pains. For sale by all deaIers.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Scratch on Nose Caused Death.

Lockjaw, which set in three days
after he had scratched his nose by
falling from fence. was the cause of
the recent death at London of house
decorator, named Carey.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Old Redspreads Used.

A bedspread too old for use makes
very nice bath towels. Cut them the
size desired and hem all around
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
When the Truth Is Lost,

Every duty We omit obscures some
truth we should have known.-John
Ruskin.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Sixty-five Is an Average Ace.

Taking the statistics of the world,
0ne person in every hundred hives
% be siGty-five years of age.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28
Must Move Summer Goods

We have large and very choice lot of Summer
Goods remaining on counters and Shelves and as
buyer, Frank Gadson will leave in a few days for
New York to buy the Fall and Winter stock which
will be the largest and best we have ever carried we
compelled sacrifice these GOODS and therefore
offer the remaining summer goods prices heretofore
unheard Of Regular QUITO the-quick prices without
regard to cost.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-07-28

Too many reformers spoil reform.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-02-13

y 10 maintain and care for the house.
The association has restored the
building and has furnished it as nearly
as possible as it was when occupied by
its original owner
The association has been much en-
couraged by the prompJ and generous
response made by the descendants and
admirers of John Marshall, to whom
appeals were made for the gift or loan
of articles of interest associated with
him as soldier. statesman and jurist
The association has secured portraits
of him and Of members of his family,
painted by prominent artists of his
day; books which he was accustomed
to use in his hours of recreation, and
his official robe of office. Many other
heirlooms will eventually find their
way into this collection, which it is
hoped to make the most complete and
attractive Of any ever assembled in
honor OF the great jurist.
The house was erected in the early
part of the last century, and was own
ed and occupied by tie chief justice
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-02-13

Special Correspondence TO The Argus.)
Richmond, Va, Feb. 1.-THE AssOci-
alton for the Preservation Of Virginia
Antiquities, Of which Mrs. T. Taylor
Ellyson. wife of the Lieutenant COVER
nor Of the state. is president. and 20
which the city Of Richmond has turn
ed over for restoration and preserva-
ton the old Marshall home, which has
been dedicated to the memory of its
distinguished owner, once chief justice
of the supreme court Of the United
States, recently held its annual meet
ing in the cd homestead, where Mrs.
Elyson was honored by being reflect
ed to Office for another term.
The house was owned and occupied
by John Marshall while he was chief
justice. II Will hereafter be held in
trust by the association for memorial
purposes. but title will revert back 10
the city of Richmond in the event the
association ever ceases to be a cor
pOratiOn under the laws of the state
of Virginia, or upon its failure proper
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-02-13

Suart's Calcium Waters cleanse and
clear the blood. driving out all poisons
and impurities And yOull never have
= good complexion until the blood is
clean.
These little waters may be used with
perfect freedom. Science knows no
more powerful blood cleanser They
are entirely free from harmful drugs
or opistes. Your doctor prescribes
these hundreds OF times a year
Suarts Calcium Waters 60 right
into your blood Their purifying. bene-
noial effect upon the blood is felt
throughout the body not in a year or
month. but in a few days You feel
better all over because your blood the
nfegiving fluid. is doing its work
properly.
No matter how bad your complexion
Is, Stuart's Calcium Waters will work
wonders with It. You can get these
little wonder-workers at your drug
Eists for 80 cents q package.-(AdvD