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SILVER DOLLAR WORTH SO, 500.
Bears Date of 1904. When Only
1880 Were Coined.

The reported discovery of a silver dol
lar at New Haven, bearing the date of
1901, and said TO be worth $500, led to
a search of the records of the mint here
today. where it was found that 1850
silver dollars We're coined in that year
George f. Roberts, director of the mint,
said he had no knowledge as to whether
coins from the 1904 die were struck off i'm
later years. but that there was no pro-
hibition against such a practice for many
Years. There - Sucn a prohi bition now
In 1906, however. Director Roberts de-
clared, President Madison issued an order
forbidding the coming of any silver
money above the denomination of a half
dollar. This order later was rescinded.
Mr.. Roberts said he had heard the old
story or many of the 1904 silver dollars
having been lost at sea
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TH0M. On Saturday. December II. 1913. nj her
residence. 1861 street northwest, VIRGINIA
WILLIAMSON, wife OF Alfred fcnibEoA"
Thom
Short funeral services ut her late residence o.
SUNDAY. December IS 40 pm. funetai
and interment AT Norfolk Va, Monday, DE
cenber 20.
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RAE NEW POUNDMASTER
Succeeds Emil Kuhn, Who Retires
to Take New York
Position.

Announcement of the resignation of
Emil Kuhn as District poundmaster and
the appointment of George w. Rae to
succeed him was made this afternoon
by the Commissioners. Mr.. kuhn's re-
tirement was voluntary, and was the
result of a decision to accept a position
offered him in New York. He was APP
pointed poundmaster July Is, 1911.
His successor, who was an inspector in
the health department of the District for
a number of years, will take over the
office February ]. He resigned from the
health office in 1904 to accept a position
at the Capitol. and his present appoint
ment was recommended by Health Of
fcer Woodward, it is announced.
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Second Petition Filed.

similar petition in reference to trust
fund of $4,000 left by Mrs. Letters will
to her son, Joseph Letter. and her SON.
in-law. the Earl of Suffolk and Berks.
for the benefit of her granddaughter
Mary Meta Campbell, infant daughter of
Col. Colin Campbell and Nancy l. G.
Campbell. nee Letter The parents of the
beneficiary claim and are willing to con-
sent that the trust be carried out under
the laws of Great Britain. The trustees
submit the matter to the court for in
structions.
Attorneys Berry and Minor are counsel
for both sets of trustees.
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New Official Native of Virginia.

Rae is a native Of Virginia, but spent a
considerable part of his life in Texas.
For thirty years he has lived in the Dis
trict Of Columbia
He was backed for the position of
poundmaster by Postmaster General
Burleson. Senators Culberson and Will
Hams and Representatives Underwood
and Henry and several other influential
members of the House. In addition, he
was urged for the position by large
number of local business men.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-12-27

The Maryland and PENNSYLVANIA Rail-
road Company will erect a new passenger
station and freight yard at Forest Hill.
Md.
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Cheapest and Best

The Star sells its space at less cost per thou
sand net circulation than any other paper in
Washington. 1t is not only the best but the cheap
est paper to advertise in
This is the reason that The Star frequently
carries more advertising than the other three
papers combined
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Was the Chief Leader.

Meyers departure leaves the strikers
without leader other than local men.
In the early stage OF the strike C. Z.
Mahoney, vice president of the fedora
ton, and Guy Miller, Yanco Terzich
and John c. Lowney, members of the
executive committee, were on the
ground. Meyer joined them after his
return from an international labor
conference in Europe, and has been in
actual control Of the situation several
weeks.
The other executive officers of the
federation left the territory about a
fortnight ago.
pected was evidenced by the fact that
~ had engagements for tomorrow
with several persons.
Meyer Reiterates Charge.
rHlCAGO. December 27.-M j. Riley,
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Committee Confers With Meyer.

Ii was stated to the relief committee
that the federation had forbidden its
members to accept any portion OF the
$4,000 raised for relief Of the panic
victims. A section OF the committee
thereupon was delegated to confer with
Meyer. The session held at a hotel
in Hancock was warm. The Citizens
Alliance men told the union executive
that his attitude was against all die
tates OF humanity"
They demanded that he retract state
lnents attributed to him saying that the
cry of fire" which started the panic
vas released by member of the al
lance.
Meyer. it was said, refused to make
retraction. A short time later he and
John Tanner of California, an organizer
for the federation, were observed on
street car going from Hancock to
Houghton.
Just across the bridge connecting the
TWO towns is the depot of the copper
range railroad. There is was noted that
Meyer and Tanner boarded a train
bound for Chicago.
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English Law Preferred.

The earl wished the trust fund invested
in accordance with English law because
the trustees and the beneiciaries all re-
side in Great Britain. The trustees say
they are not informed as to their duties
in the matter but are willing to execute
the trusts according to the English sys-
tenn IL so instructed by the District Su
preme Court
The American law. it is understood, af-
fords greater latitude in the investment
of trust funds than is provided by the
English statutes.
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SUIT IN D, c. COURT
OVER THE LETTER WILL
Trustees Ask for instruction as to
Investment of Half Mil
lion Dollars.

Being uncertain whether to invest a
trust fund of S350O00 given them under
the will of Mrs. Mary T. Letter. widow of
Levi n. Letter, according to the laws of
Great Britain and Ireland, Colin Camp
bell and the Earl of Suffolk and Berks
of England today asked the District Su-
preme Court for instructions and to con-
strue the portions of the will of Mrs.
Letter in regard to the trust fund.
The benefciaries of the fund are the
three children of Lady Curzon, a de-
ceased daughter of Mrs. Letter. Named
as defendants are the three children and
their guardian, Earl Curzon of Kedles-
ton
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rHIcAGo. December 27-M. ]. Riley,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
LIBERTYVILLE.

MIR. Pendergrass is on the sick
list.
Mercer Hicks went to Flat River
last Friday.
J. f. Sturgess is i'll with pneu-
monia fever at this writing.
Bass Stepp spent several day
with his father, Asa Stepp, at Des-
loge last week
Mr.. BOnebreak, general agent for
the /. II. Company, was bus
mess visitor here one day last week
David Sebastian passed through
here one day last week enroute to
Banks, Mo, to work for Will Kiepe,
Mr.. and Mrs. X. p. Sebastian
spent last Sunday with the latter S
sister, Mrs. Sonderman, at Mine
LaMotte.
Ralph Hughes, who is attending
NJ. {. ]. College ut Fredericktown
spent few days with his uncle, L
Hughes, last week.
j. +. Hicks has been spending {
few days recently with his father
James Hicks, who has been very
sick and is reported to be very littl,
| better.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
ROUGHLY.

Miss Carrie Boyd visited home
folks Sunday.
Amy Pierce was visiting in this
neighborhood last week.
Miss Elberta Richardson visited
her aunt, Mrs. Myers, recently.
Rev. Clarke filled his appointment
at this place on Sunday, the I'D
John Burns Is very much inter
ested in church work at Roughly.
Master Henry Richardson, who
has been quite sick, is convalescing.
Miss Mary Boyer OF French Vii
lage visited at l.. Henroid's last
week.
w. p. Myers Of French Village,
who has been sick so long, is no
better.
Misses Mary Boyer and Clara
Myers visited Rooster on business
recently.
Misses Iva ana Pearl HenrOiu
were French Village visitors one
day last week.
Miss Grace Graham was n French
| Village visitor the past week and
reports pleasant time.
Mrs. Annie j. HenrOid visited her
daughter, Mrs. +. G. Papin, al
French Village, last week
Lilburn Frazier aud Misses Flor
ence, Della and Lizzie Boyer at
tended church here on the sd.
A Sunday school was organized
here last Sunday. Everybody il
cordially invited to come to Sunda,
school and prayer meeting.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
HOLSTER.

Reed Porter was a Rooster visitor
this week.
Miss Bertha Wagner of Ste. Gene
We've county was Ii Rooster visitor
one day last week.
Several parties from Flat River
and Flucom attended the entertain
ment at Rooster school house.
DR.. Sun of Bonnie Terre has been
attending the little child OF Ed Rich
ardson, but Is now out Of danger.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Rooster are
rejoicing over the arrival of an
eight-pound boy at their home or
March 10Th.
7. II. q. Lester, Jr., has removed
to Syenite, where he will farm this
summer. We wish him success in
his new location.
The peach buds are so far ad-
vanced in this section that fears are
entertained that the crop may yet
be damaged by frost.
The recent heavy rains put all the
watercouses out of bank and much
damage was done. Mails were de
layed, bridges washed away, and
roads rendered almost impossible.
Elbridge Horn, who owns the can.
ming factory near here, has stocked
up with cans and expects to get out d
much larger pack than last season
Large orders for futures are al
ready sent in.
The Rooster school closed Marcel
10Th with box supper and entertain
ment which was well attended ant
thoroughly enjoyed by all. The pro
gram was excellent, consisting o
songs, dialogs, tableaux and recita
tions, many OF the children being il
costumes. The French Nillag,
string band furnished music. ),
we'll were the scholars trained, an,
so perfectly did each one do hi
part, 1t was hard for the audience t.
realize that the eldest was mer
child. Their teacher, Miss Edn
Barton of Esther, has proven to b
Thoroughly competent. She ad
vanced the children in their studies
and in every way conducted tn
schoo! to the entire satisfaction o
the board OF directors, who volun
tarily offered her recommendation
She is loved and respected by al
who had the pleasure OF her acquaint
ance during her stay among us.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
CHESTNUT RIDGE
And Rural Route No. 8.

Mr., and Mrs. Roy Larby left for
Fredericktown, where they intend
to make their home.
Mrs. Zeno Marks and children of
Webb City are here on an extended
visit to her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Joe Wigger.
Alva Wainpler and little daugh-
ters, Hazel and Beulah, and Charles
Porter attended church at the Ridge
last Sunday.
The pile driver was brought up on
the Houck railroad last Saturday
and last Monday, they repaired the
trussel that was washed out at wolf
creek.
John Marks was in Ste. Gene
We've county a couple OF days last
week for the purpose Of buying
mules, which he reports us being
scarce and the price very high.
MIR. and Mrs. Carl Beammer anc
little daughter, Alice, OF Unity, Wis,
tied Mr.. Lewis Fink last Monday
evening with the intention of meeting
their mother, Mrs. George Fink
who is here from St. Louis.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
County Correspondence
BISMARCK.

r. A. Mathews of Flat River was
a visitor here Saturday.
/ VIM. Hughes of Irondale tran
sacted business here Thursday.
DR.. J. A. Eaton of Belgrade Wis.
tied relatives here the past week.
Mrs. Mae Baldwin Is visiting ier
husband in Charleston this>w
Mrs. +. K. Heitzman of Paols,
Kan, was here the past week with
relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kemp If st. Louis
are visiting the family of Quincy
Belknap.
j. +. Hutchings Is In the St.
Louis Railway Hospital this week
with a sprained back.
Mesdames Abbie Butler and Geo.
Van Lear OF Charleston visited
friends here Saturday.
Miss Mabel O'Neal of Irondale
visited the family of Bert Barrett
Wednesday of last week.
/ Messrs. j. X. Thompson, o. w
Ramsey and H. l.. Order are eaci
the proud possessors of Il new tour
ing car.
Born, to the wife OF VIM. Tumble
son, March 18th, girl, and to tn,
wife OF Cleveland Steele, Msrcl
28th, girl.
f. Bushoug of Iron Mountain ha'
moved into his neat cottage here
having sold his stock Of genera
merchandise there to j. :. Eaton q
st. Louis.
b. Il. Eaton was elected Mayo
here Tuesday. Il. Ward, l.. f
Kidd and Henry Adkins were elect
ed Aldermen; also bond issue wa
voted for a SlI 900 school building
: the old school building having
reached condition almost beyont
, repair.
p. II. Fitzgerald, died Of doubl
pneumonia Friday morning. Tn
interment was made in the |. o. q
+. cemetery Monday, Rev. Fathe
) ADDISON Of Arcadia, Rev. Fathe
) Collins of Pennington and the Par
ish Priest of DeSoto officiating
The funeral was one of the larges
here Tor many years.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
LEADWOOD.

Mrs. Clarence Denton is quite sick
at this writing.
Mr.. John Boyer went to Bismarck
Monday on business.
Miss Grace Mccall of Belleview
has position as telephone operator
here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lynn Van Lear and
little son, Clarence, spent Sunday
in Frankclay.
Miss Addie Hughes spent Satur-
day and Sunday with home folks
near Bismarck.
Mrs. Mary Donnell Of Irondale
was LeadwoOd visitor few days
of last week.
Bert Stapp went to Sedalia Satur-
day as IA delegate to the Grand Lodge
of The Yeomans.
Mr.. and Mrs. Isaiah Shaner OF
Irondale are visiting their daughter
Mrs. Clarence Denton, who is i'll.
Mrs. l.. +. Sitton, who has been
visiting home folks at Desloge Joined
her husband at Leadwood Tuesday
Ernest Mason came home Satur
day night. The change in the trait
service will allow him to be at HON,
every night.
A revival is in progress at Frank
clay; Rev. l.. f. Sitton of Bellevtew
is assisting his father, Rev, J. N. Sit
ton. Much interest is being mani
tested
Rev. l.. +. Sitton, who is assist
ing in the revival at Frankclay
preached very interesting sermon
to an attentive crowd at Leadwoot
Sunday night.
The dedication Of the Methods
Church at Frankclay will take plac
sunday, April q. Rev. VIM. Court
Presiding Elder Of the Farmingtol
District, will preach the dedicatory
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
JAYDEE.

Born, March II, 1913, to the wife
Of George Richardson, daughter.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Cruncleton
visited their son In st. Louis last
week.
DR.. Apsley has located at Jaydee
so we now have doctor handy, for
which we are glad.
Rev. J. d. Reeder was in our
vicinity a few days last week sell
ing a book on "White Slavery
Born, March IS, 1913, to the wife
of NJ. A. Patterson, n daughter
making the fourteenth child born tc
them-eleven girls and three boys
all living.
The farmers Of this vicinity have
constructed a telephone line through
the neighborhood, from Jaydee t.
near Sprott, and expect to extend 4
to Bonnie Terre.
The heaviest rain experienced here
for several years fell on Monday
and Monday night OF last week. Til,
steel bridge over Terre Blue wal
washed away and much damage wal
done the farms in this vicinity.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
PecuIlarItles Of Twins.

Many pairs of twins, aa every cre
knows, are difficult or almost impos !.
BILE to tell apG"' lr TIE case OF these
striking resembances The similarity
OF character which accompanies II
breaks out in curious ways 4 news.
paper recently drew attention to Z
couple ~ twins. named Evans. who
bewilder the stranger by making the
same remarks simultaneously and be.
gin humming the same song at the
same moment There are lots OF
similar cases on record.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
DESLOGE.

RI. poston OF Bonnie Terre visited
relatives here Sunday.
F.E. Williams is very i'll with
asthma at this writing.
Miss Grace Rentfro was visiting
friends in Flat River Sunday.
X. S. Kahn purchased a Ford"
from II. b. Watson this week.
w, G. Poston Of Bonne Terre WIS.,
tied relatives in Desloge Sunday.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Qualls, Monday, March 81, boy.
Miss Ella Moore Of Pennington
visited Miss Leah Guessing Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John AuBuchon WIS.,
tied relatives In Bonnie Terre Sun
day.
Kermit, little son Of MIR. and Mrs,
A, +. Upchurch, was seriously Ill
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Calvird and
baby were visiting relatives IN Flat
River Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bruce Cole and
children were visiting relatives at
Bonnie Terre Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Guessing of
Pennington visited Mr.. and Mrs.
w u Chasing Sunday
Miss Genevieve Keith OF Bonnie
Terre spent Tuesday and Wednesday
with Miss Eunice Hufler.
Mrs. Bruce Meyer and children
are visiting Mrs. Meyers parents
near Lestervillc this week.
Wright Pritchett and NJ. 7. Mat
kin attended the funeral OF 7. II,
Fitzgerald ut Bismarck Monday.
A. p. Mackley and w. p. Gies
sing sold the VIM. Leigh property
near the Baptist Church to Wright
Pritchett this week.
Miss Rena Sutton of Elvins gave
reading ut the Methodist Church
Friday evening. She was enter
tanned by Mrs. J. l.. Bradley.
Mrs. Frank Wilson and children
left Saturday for st. Louis wher'
they will reside with Mrs. wilson
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Alb. Moon.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
Ancient Definitions Of Beauty.

He used to say that personal beauty
was a better introduction than any let
ter: but others cay that It was d.
ogenes who gave this description OF It,
while Aristotle called beauty the gift
Of God" that Socrates called II "a
short.liyed tyranny" Theophrastus, "a
silent deceit" Theocritus IAN ivory
mischief!" Carneades IA Sovereignty
which stood in need OF no guards. -
Dlorenes Laertius. A. y. 200.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
FLAT RIVER.

/ cL0A Nsx ASh.
j. &. Moon was Pennington
visitor Tuesday.
Mrs. W. l.. Johns was II Farm
ington visitor Saturday.
Allen Burks of Pennington Wis
tied his aunt, Mrs. J. II. Tetley,
Sunday.
DR.. F. l.. Keith spent Tuesday
and Wednesday in St. Louis on
business.
Miss Mae Myers Is visiting rela-
tives and friends In Pennington
this week.
Mrs. Winnie Tucker of st. Louis
Is visiting friends and relatives here
this week.
Misses Edith Mitchell and Hazel
Karsch were shopping In Farming
ton Saturday.
Mrs. Geo. Reaves and Mrs. Beulah
Covington returned Tuesday from q
sHuIt "TRIP 10 OF, LOUIS.
Mrs. j. II. Tetley returned Satur-
day from weeks visit with st.
Louis friends and relatives.
Miss Margaret Keith of River
mines is very i'll this week. She
was unable to teach last week.
Miss Mary Kochtisky of Cape
Girardeau came Wednesday for an
extended visit with Miss Mildred
| Keith
At the school election held at the
Domestic Science building on April
| /, Mr.. Chas, Pratt ana Mr.. Sumpter
were elected.
John Montgomery aud Ben Crit
ton of IOunt came up Tuesday for
an extended visit with Mr.. and Mrs.
ID. K. Reed.
Mr.. Jess Boring aud wife and son,
j. H., returned Sunday from Il
week 5 visit with his parents, MIR.
and Mrs. j. r. Boring, at Belgrade
Mr. and Mrs. Theo. Ruling and
ichildrcn Of DeslOge spent Sunday
here the guests of the latter's pa
rents, Mr.. aud Mrs. j. j. Bradley.
Miss Ershall Reed of Cape Girar-
deau came Saturday for an extended
visit with her brother, d. r. Reed
and wife, the latter being critically
i'll.
Mrs. Ida Bess and children of
Avon, who have been visiting her
sister, Mrs. ID. r. Reed and hus-
band, the past week, returned to
her home Monday.
/ Miss Ida Wilson, who has been
employed, in Omaha, Nebr,, for the
, past year, is expected here for an
3 extended visit with her sister, Mrs
Ray Gordon aud husband Sunday,
| II NJ. O'Bannon was called to
/ his home in Knob Lick Friday on
e account of the illness of his son
} who has pneumonia He returned
5 Monday and reports that his son Il
getting along nicely.
I The Court of Honor Lodge gave
: their annual banquet at the l. O. q
e f. Hall on Wednesday night, Apri
, Delegates from the diiTeren
. lodges in the county present. J
o good time was had by all present.
Grandma" Covington died o
pneumonia at the home OF hes sol
Wendell on Monday morning. Sh
r was ~ years old. The funeral wa
held at the house, and remains take
= to Bonnie Terre for burial.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
RONNE TERRE.

Mrs. Pearce visited in Flat River
Monday.
Harry Francis of Desloge was
here Monday.
Messrs. Son and Mcmillan we're
in Desloge Sunday.
Henry Rider of Flat River was
here on business Tuesday.
Tom and Mrs. Homer Hendrix
went to Flat River Sunday.
The NJ. r. & b. T. r. II. got out a
new time table Sunday morning.
Prosecuting Attorney Francis A.
Benham was In town the first Of this
week.
Miss Nellie Doss was here visit
ing Miss Mable Norwine the part of
last week.
Mrs. +. Eggerman, Mrs. &. w.
Knapp and Mrs. n. b. Henry went
to Flat River Monday.
Tom Moon of Desloge was here
Sunday visiting friends and is talk
ing of moving back here.
JEFF Mcdowell has re0pened his
restaurant and is now serving short
orders TO his customers.
Mrs. n. b. Henry went to st.
Louis Thursday to do some shop
ping, returning Friday.
The students at the High School
are to have another play at the
School next Friday night.
Mrs. Clardy Malugen went to st
Louis to meet her sister who will
come aud make her visit.
/ Mrs. +. j ThomuTe, II. T., Tho
mure, Mrs. r. L. Young, and Edgar
Roy were in St Louis Friday shop
ping,
Geo. Kieth and DR.. i. l.. Evan'
were elected members of the Boart
of Education tuesday by large
majority.
The Alumni Association of thu
High School are making extensive
preparations for the annual recep
ton for the seniors.
Leon Snyder wrote home and salt
he would leave California for Bonn,
Terre about March 70. 1t is abou
time for us to expect him. He viii
play professional ball again this year
The Young Men of Glass No. "A
Centenary Methodist Church gave
Crazy Tea party Tuesday night a
the /. o. o. f. hall. A large crow
attended.
The Majestic heatre has starte
again under a new management
The new man is Mr.. Myers of Elvins
and seems to have some eXperienc
in the picture line.
The students OF the High SchuC
gave a little play at the school las
Friday evening. In addition to tn
play was IA program In which niue
= talent was shown in tho reading
and songs.
r Mrs. Gertrude Helber, formerly {
= this place, aud her sister from Pr
. citlc, Mrs. John II. Mauthe, wer
, down last week for the purpose {
, shipping Mrs. Helber's furniture
st. Louis, where she is going to d
light housekeeping.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
ealt on the Moon.

At an address delivered before the
Royal Astronomical society in Lon
don q new explanation was offered of
the long-standing mystery OF the
bright rays emanating from some OF
the Bo-called lunar craters. II 10
thought that they may be caused BY
salt orescence.-Harper's Weekly.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03

Foozler on the Links twho has al
ready lost two balls in the long grass
az the result of some atrociously bad
shots. il now vainly searching for
number three. and is not In the sweet
est OF tempers, to long-sufrering cad
dicl-"Thought you'd come out to look
after the ball?" Caddie with some
heaU-"Aye! An ! thought you'd
come out to play golf"