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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Health a Factor in Success.

The largest factor contributing to
mans success is undoubtedly
health. Ii has been observed that
a man is seldom sick when his bow
els are regular--he is never well
when they are constipated. For
constipation you will find nothing
quite so good as Chamberlain's Tab
lets. They not only move the bow
els but improve the appetite and
strengthen the digestion. They are
so by all dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Willing Workers Circle.

The Willing Workers circle OF the
parthenia Rebekah lodge number
229. will give an indoor picnic and
old fashioned quilting bee, Tuesday
May Is. at Stafford hall Mrs.
Charles r. After president OF the
circle has a number OF quilts to be
quilted and extends an invitation to
all Rebekahs to come cut and sew.
Mrs. George Piper, Noble Grand OF
lParthenia Lodge cordially ,iinyEtes
all Rebeeahs to attend the meeting
in the evening.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
The Proaer Way.

81 wish you wouldn't growl so
much declared the wife. an ex-
actress.
why shouldn't / rrowl When the
meals are cold?" -e;orted the hus-
band.
You took me from the stage to BE-
your wife"
Il did"
Then IL you disapprovc OF the way
| play the part kindly express your
disapproval by means of Kisses"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
tn Give Retention /.

The ladies of the Fore gn Mis-
sionary society of the FIRST Meth
odiss church will give a reception
AT the church Monday afternoon, in
honor of Miss Bertha Creek, a mis-
sionary who recently returned from
India. Miss Greek viii appear in
native costume worn by the women
OF India. The ladies OF Cairo are
cordially invited to attend this re-
cepticn.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

''IIe will lose his life some of these
times trying those dangerous expert
ments he is so crazy about"
You astonish mel What has he
done?"
He went into q barber shop this
morning and when the barber asked
him If he wanted a shave he said,
No. Just a haircut; l use a safety
razor"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Talk about the Imagination CT c
poet or painter. Why the man viii
the real Imagination is the man whc
builds great railways through thc
deserts and in the wilderness. i
sees acre than the mere days wor
Civic progress is tine result CT mag
Hunt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Wider Field.

What has become of that bill collec-
tor you used to haye?"
He's not her any more"
q didn't think you would ever let
him go He was too good at getting
the coin"
He was good at getting money out
OF people So good that big college
elected him president"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
rvr vafl- o=ats.

When cane bottomed seats sag
sponge both sides of the cane with
hot soapsud5 in which hanaful q
salt has been dissolved. then stanC
the chair in the open air Treated
like this, the seats win become as ..sI-
as when new shrinking. into place.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Monday Prayer Meeting.

The Monday afternoon prayer
meeting of the Southern Methodist
church will be held at the home OF
Mrs. Frank Corzine of Thirty-sey-
enth street, this afternoon. The
leader of the meeting will be Rev.
HAYS of Sikeston. Mo. The ladies
of the other churches are invited
to be present.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

"Your husband is always optimistic
isn't he?"
yes, He never lacks a cheerful
word"
What did he say when your water
pipes burst the other day. and you
had to be without fire in the house
from morning till night?"
He said he was glad that he had
nice warm Office to go to-"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Oversight.

I'm afraid the woman suffragists
are impracticable idealists, after all"
"Why?"
When they gave parade they
tried to make it a thing of beauty in
stead of arming themselves as 4 hat
pin brigade
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Mrs. vastlee. Rich (sentimentally)-
"Longfellow says: We cannot buy
with gold the old associations. Vast
lee Rich. Don't you believe it, my
dear. When | was in politics found
that cash would purchase the ancient
est organization on earth. Life.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Leaders.
political leader9"

What is a political leader?"
Well" replied Senator Sorghum,
sometimes he is very much like the
orchestra leader-the man who pro-
vides the gesticulation and general ex-
element while somebody else is doing
the real work
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
r,xr manr 1ne,nsr nsvr,

Mary Louise's mother was hugging
and kissing baby Ruth and said: y
could just eat her up Immediately
little three-year-old Mary Louise pip.
ed up, No, you can't eat her up; she
is SO spoilt she isn't fit to eat."-Chi
cago Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Runaway.

y think old fellow. began Mr.
Famblymen ut is time you were be.
shining 10 hunt for wife" TO hunt
for one?" replied the highly eligible
bachelor. "lou mean it is time gave
up avoiding one and allowed myself
to be captured"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Surely Limit In Realism.

Real rain is to be a feature CT
forthcoming play. Nervous playgoers
are hoping that the Reinhardt craze
viii not cause II to enter from the
auditorium. Punch
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Reflection on the LAWYER.

lawyer must know the whole
truth before | can successfully defend
you and establish your innocence.
Have YOU told me everything? Prs,
oner- Except where ! hid the money.
want that for myself.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Thoucht Only of PLAY,

Crawford-"Thato old doctor of mine
advised me to take UP golf. Crab
shaw always told you he didn't
know what he was talking about You
wouldn't make player in hundred
years. Puck
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Outside the Family.

A strange woman with hard-luck
story can get quarter out OF a man
when his own wife cant get dime
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
SIGNS OF ALL KINDS.

SIGNS Commercial and bulletin
of the beet quality, artistic and at.
tractire Reasonable in price.
VARIABLE. The Painter.
Bosh Phones 234.
lw ll06 Washington Avenue.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

when | asked that lady to gimme
little dinner, she set the dorg on
me" We'll, Teller as sensitive as
what you are oughter have social
secretary to act as sort of buffer"
Exchange.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
At the Reception.

He back from the punch bowl:
Just look across tn room, m dear,
Did YOU ever see homelier MANI
She, in tregic whisper, Don't dis
grace yourself. George. that's o mir
ror! Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Are you going to plant any pcsa
toes In your garden?'
mo, I'll plant only seeds. Sticking
potatoes into the ground looks like q
waste Of good food"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Must Keen everlas.inqly at Il.

The man who quits" has no show
The fellow with just an ordGar.
amount OF sticktoitiveness doesn't &
far. il he goes at all. 1t is the ma
who is eyerlastingly on the JOB VIII
counts.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Placing Brick for Paving

Contractor Roy l.. Williams has
already begun placing brick on
Fourth street as the initiative step
in the paving contract lately
awarded him.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

The Lutheran Ladies Aid society
will have eoffe and fancy work
sale Tuesday afternoon, May 18th
at the home of Mrs. Geo. Schoembs
2035 Walnut street. 5-11 81
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

The Episcopal ladies viii give a
program Thursday. May Is, at the
X NJ X. G. hail Everyone invited
Admission 35c 5-11 st
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Common Mistake.

Many man who thinks he has out
grown his wife is the only one who
thinks so.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Delicious, rich ice cream in three
fayors, at 35c a brick. North Pole
Candy Kitchen. Both Phones
g-10 If
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Phil Eichenberger has returned
from Carbondale where he attended
the track meet.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
New Ta-oet.

Now all the big and little wits,
Who quip and quls and roast.
Are raining all their merry hits
Upon the parcel post.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Mrs. d. NJ Arey OF SIP Poplar
street. is visiting be- sister Mrs. p
II. Loeschner at Tamms.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Mrs. william Bryant is i'll al he's
home 72S Tweenty-irst street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
FRESH CONSIGNMENT
OF WALL PAPER

WALL PAPER Permanent Hotz-
meal lnerains, 5 cents per roll.
More ceilings, cents per roll 4
MARAnLE. THE PAINTER.
Both Phones 234
ll06 Washington Ave
Nv
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Mrs. Samuel Edwards and Miss
Minnie Armstrong of Mounds, were
Cairo visitors yesterday
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
insomnia

1T was my case OF appendicitis that
gave Or. kuttem his big reputation. "
Yes, and 1t was my case Of the
same malady that helped pay him fol-
the big reputation you gave him"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Miss Vida Wick. of rninN is the
guest of her sister. Mrs. Otto Ser
bian of 523 Fifteenth street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

The Westminster f;u,ld OF the
Presbyterian church vii. meet this
evening with Miss ANA i'eree at
her home on Ninth street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
erreant-How did the DO

The Desk SerEe2nt-How did the po.
liceman come to get you?
The Burgiar-Cese of overconfi.
6ence. / didn't think there was a cop
per ON the force that suffered from
insomnia.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Mrs. o, A. Bond who has been
the guest OF her parents Mr.. and
Mrs. Marion Lemay Of GOA Walnut
street, returned Saturday to her
home at Memphis, Tenn
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Frank Phillips Of st. Louis. was
the guest yesterday Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph McNulty of All Thirty
fourth street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Mrs Barnes-Is that ouchre club
YOU recently joined progressive eu-
chre club?
Mrs. Wise--Not very progressive.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
PERSONALS.

Mrs. william Bryant is i'll at her
home 72S Tweenty-drst street.
Phil Eichenberger has returned
from Carbondale where he attended
the track meet.
Mrs. D. NJ. Arey OF Sll2 Poplar
street. is visiting hee sister Mrs. P.
| T. Loeschner at Tamms.
Mrs. Samuel Edwards and Miss
Minnie Armstrong of Mounds, were
Cairo visitors yesterday.
Miss Vida Wick. of rninN is the
guest of her sister. Mrs. Otto Ser
bian of 523 Fifteenth street.
Frank Phillips Of st. Louis, was
the guest yesterday OF Mr.. and Mrs
Joseph McNulty of All Thirty
fourth street,
Mr. and Mrs. Leslie Roche andl
Miss Helen No Dougal spent Sunday
at Mound City. as the guests Of Mr..
and Mrs. C. Il. Riehey.
Ms. I, A. Payne, of s2oi syea-
more street. has returned from q
visit with her parents Mr.. and
Mrs. c. L. Johnson OF nongola.
Mrs. Z. p. Grace OF ca ~uthersYillc
Mo. who has been a patient at st.
Mary's innrmary the past month,
win return today 10 her home.
Miss Louise Burton Of Jackson,
Tenn, is the guest of Mrs. j. D.
Laid. Miss Burton will leave to-
morrow for st. Louis. whore she will
study music.
Mrs. John Schiller OF Mound City,
and Mr.. and RMS. Charles Richards
of St. Louis, visited Mr. and Mrs.
Russell Hibbs of Thirty-sixth street
yesterday.
Mrs. o, A. Bond. who has been
the guest OF her parents Mr. and
Mrs, Marion Lemay Of GOA Walnut
street, returned Saturday to her
home at Memphis. Tenn
Miss Alyce Srurlock and Henry
Budde Of Paducah. KY spent sun
day here the guests OF Miases Inc2
and Mildred Goldsmith Of 2l6 sey-
enteenth street and other friends
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Miss Alyce Seurloek and Henry
Budde Of Paducah. KY 5psn, sun
day here the guests OF Mass lno2
and Mildred Goldsmith of 2l6 Sey-
enteenth street and other friends.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Mrs. John SCHUYLER Of Mound City.
and Mr.. and RMS. Charles Richards
of St. Louis, visited Mr.. and Mrs.
Russell Hibbs of Thirty-sixth street
yesterday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Mr.. and Mrs, Leslie Roche and
Miss Helen Nj Dougal spent Sunday
at Mound City. as the guests OF Mr..
and Mrs. C. t. Riehey.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Miss Louise Burton Of Jackson,
Tenn, is the guest Of Mrs j. D.
Laid. Miss Burton will leave to-
for st. Louis. whore she will
study music.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Ms. l. A. Payne, of 1901 syca-
more street, has returned from a
visit with her parents Mr. and
Mrs. C. L. Johnson of nongola
The daily Nome industrial worker. [volume] (Nome, Alaska) 19??-1918, 1913-08-19

said this head Of the Department of
Agriculture, were too we'll off, and
as for the workers their prosperity
was limitless.
The idea was suggested that the
people adopt a lower standard. live
more economically and SO forth and
that they make ends meet inEthis
way. But it seems that this pros
perity is all pipe dream, the people
have to cease eating meat and turn
to other articles Of food as a sub
stitute.
The standard is being lowered in
response to the demand of capital,
and doubtless in time human beings
will acquire the faculty of living on
grass and chewing the cud of some
thing more substantial than bitter
reflections. With another century OF
capitalism we may find use for the
vermiform appendix. Who knows !
Anyhow the fact is that meat is get
ting beyond the means of whole lot
OF people, and there's a reason.
-----
The daily Nome industrial worker. [volume] (Nome, Alaska) 19??-1918, 1913-08-19

The president of the Master
Butchers Association does not like
to observe the fact that the con-
sumption of meat has fallen of for
the past few years.
There is some mistake somewhere.
It is only short time since Secre-
tary Wilson under President Taft's
regime declared that the trouble was
that the people were living too we'll
that they were wanting the best
joints and the best cuts and that
there was no suiting them. Farmers,
The daily Nome industrial worker. [volume] (Nome, Alaska) 19??-1918, 1913-08-19
MEN WANTED,

1t takes more than one dry season
to close our plant. We need Jrcn
every day. The SENATOR brought
us over $50 of the latest designs in
suitings, vestings and overcoat fea-
lures. Our rain coat patterns are
past masters of the weather mans
art. Why go to the Shushana coun-
try when prosperity is at your own
door. We need 1000 good loyal
NOmeites to keep our demonstration
busy. See the samples and be con-
WINGED.
NOME TAILORING co.
Between .Segerstrom & .Hagens
and Zelhner's Jewelry stores.
Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing
our specially.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02
SEEKS ORIGIN OF INDIAN
Or. A. Hrdlcka Of v. 5. National Mu.
scum on Quest for Ancestral
Links in Eastern Asia.

DR.. A. Hrdlicka, OF the United States
National museum, has recently made
an extensive visit to southeastern 81
IBERIA and northern Mongolia, for the
express purpose Of seeking possible
remains OF the race that peoplcd
Aherica, /. e., the ancestors Of the
American Indians, says the Scientific
American. He investigated both the
contents Of ancient burial mounds and
the asatic tribes of the present day,
and in both cases found much more
evidence than he expected. He con
cludes that there exist today over
large parts of eastern Siberia and in
Mongolia, libet and other regions in
that part of the world, numerous re-
mains, which now form constituent
parts OF more modern tribes of ma.
tions, of more ancient population,
perhaps related in origin to the latest
paleolthic Europeans, which was ply
sically identical with and in all prob
ability gave rise to the American In.
dians. He reports vast and rich field
for anthropological and archaeological
research in eastern Asia
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02
NO BREAK WITH DOOLIN.
at Least Not So Far as | Am Con-
cerned,' Says Gov. Cruce.

Oklahoma City, Sept. l-"There Is
no break between myself and John
b Doolin, state fish and game war.
den, at least as far as | am con
ccrned," was the comment of Gov.
Cruce concerning the appointment Of
district Judge in the northwestern
Oklahoma district to succeed Judg
II. H. LoOfburrOw, elevated to the
supreme bench. The governor said
that he had not received Doolins
resignation, and todays gossip around
the state department IS that the
storm VIII blow over in due season.
The governor took occasion TO com
ment however upon the loyalty of
Doolin to him and his administration,
and said that it was difficult for him
to understand how the appointment
to a minor office caused the stir re-
ported He said that the field was
open tor him to make an appoint
ment of his own selection, which
means that Bichcl the man being
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02
The Hickory In Danuer.

EntOmologists declare the hickory
to be in danger OF determination
There is, it seems, bark beetle which
is working widespread destruction.
The bark BEETLE should be sought out
and ruthlessly slain. The hickory ie
an unaristocratic tree. 1t is gaunt,
but sturdy. 1t looks like Uncle Sam,
There is something essentially and
typically American about the hickory
It's shaggy LONELINESS is a delight
The nut it bears is delight, too. The
tree is not like the spreading chest
nut" afIluent in verdure and generous
in shade. 1t is, rather, spare and utili
tartan. And the hickory nut Is fan
more admirable than the chestnut, and
far more American. 1t is a hard nut
to crack. But after the shell has
once been removed, 1t is found to be
very desirable Then, too, there is the
hickory bark for building fires with.
In the winter, when q CHEEKY fire IN
the woods is most worth striving for,
the cracking of the hickory bark is
the cheeriest thing imaginable, and
its fragrance is beyond description de
lightful.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02

no better. They told me there was no
help W. hout an operation. ! have used
lydia Z. Tinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and it has helped ne wonderfully.
| do most of my own work now and take
care Of my children. recommend your
rcme-ies to all suffering women. -
Mrs. WILLARD y. GRAHAM, Care C
ELLSWORTH FUTILE, Bovina Center, NY.
Lydia E. Pirkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harmful
drugs, and today holds the record Of
being the most successful remedy we
know for woman's ills. If you need such
a medicine why don't you try it?
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia T.. Pinkham' Ncgeta-
bic Compound will help yOu,Writc
to Lydia E.Pinkham Medicine Co.
confidential Lynn. Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter Will he opened,
read and answered by n woman.
and held in strict confidence.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02
Il Was a PITY.

They have wise ten-year-old boy in
an east end family, and some OF his
sayings are really worth peddling. At
least, his father thinks they are, or he
wouldn't tell this one.
The other day the younster ep-
preached his father and stared at him
for some time.
Daddy" he finally said, you think
mamma is the most beautiful person
you ever saw, don't you?"
"Of course" replied the father, with
great promptness.
Again the boy scrutinized his pa.
rent.
Gee, daddy" he finally said, "it's
an awful pity she can't say the same
thing about you, amt it?"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02

Il never hear powder mentioned,
remarked Uncle Jotham Means, but
il minds me of the time / went out on
Big Pond. duck shootin' with Greene
Powers. Greene and me had sho,
many a duck together, and we go.
along tust rate till Greene fired at
a duck and missed him. Then he
says, Uncle Jotham, ! shall have TO
20 home; there's no more duck shoot
in for me today
"'Go home, says l. What for?'
Cause my powders give out,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02
CAS- OR ia
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bough!
Bears the II //c-----
sisna,ur, OF lz@l4HZAzT5

says ho
WAL don't let that trouble yr,' !
says rive got enough powder for both
of U.S..
'Oh, have ye.% says hy ana ]
passed nay horn back to him, Next
minute ! hccrd him say somn,hin, ami
when ! asked him what the trouble
was, he says dolctul like, 'Irouh h.e
euough, rive dropped your horn over
board
on. wal says !, we can dive over
for IT, III! get it, / says
No .e Wcnl,' says he. and over
h." goes.
"Wdl. ] sot There Waitin till h,'d
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02

A Correction.

In the article which appeared in
the Sunday issue, relative to the Sc
lection Of an additional teacher in
our public schools this year, the IN
timation was made that the employe
had already outlined and planned in
detail the work to be done. In justice
to the one chosen, let it be said that
this is not true, and that should she
accept the place, will be open to any
suggestion or plan that is conducive
to the growth and happiness Of the
children in the Ardmore public
schools
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02
Diplomatic.

The mayor of a French town had,
in accordance with the regulations, to
make out a passport for a rich and
highly respectable lady Of his acquain-
tance, who in spite Of a slight disdg-
Urement, was very vain of her per-
sonal appearance. His native polite
ness prompted him to gloss over the
defect, but after q moments renec-
ton he wrote among the items Of per.
sonal description: Eyes beautiful,
tender, expressive, but one Of them
missing"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-09-02
Peril to Avlators.

A bill which has Just passed the
British parliament declares that for
cign aviators who undertake to fly
across the country, without making a
declaration of the objects of their
journey. will do so at their own peril.
II they should pass over forts, royal
nockyards or arsenals they are liable
70 be shot down. Notice OF this act
has been communicated to foreign
govern mCnts