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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
MAN IS FOUND
DEAD IN BED
David Johnson's Body Discovered II
His Bet Early Tnis Morning BY
TWO Men Taking Hls
Mall.
DEAD FOR SEVERAL DAYS
Was Member Of TWO Lodge. and a
Graduate Of an Eastern Gel
lege-Well Known
Hers.

The body OF David D. John
son. u,an well known about
the city. was found IN his bed on the
third aoor over Locks saloon at Third
and Main street about T:s0 this morn
| ing. johnson had evidently been dead
several days. He was last seen Mon
day night hut the body was IN very
bad condition.
The discovery was made By Dan
Proctor and porter who had gone
up TO take some mali which had &C
cumulated. TO Johnson They found
him dead in his hea which was In a
large room. The body was removed
to the un5ertakers.
Johnson IVES an unusual character.
He had been In Kecsuk about years.
coming here from the east He was
q graduate OF an eastern college and
came from fne family. IN Keokuk
he had held various Jobs and recently
has been 8 solicitor
He Was member OF the Masonic
sna Eagles lodges. The latter order
has taken charge OF his buial. So far
as Is known he had but one relative.
sister IN Brooklyn y. Y snd the
Eagles have communicates with her.
Johnson vas about 20 years CT age.
Dr.. Dfmond. who was called. e1-
pressed the belief that johnson died Of
heart failure.
Coroner Korschgen viii conduct an
inquest
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
AS GOOD CHANCE
AS AT SCHOOL
co.alasens Are sos Fzyo-zsI. t5r
Edu-atssrsi HorE In n.
reri.snslsrses-

ESD-A.e Apis. Id. OF 3e-so--
ttt101s sre -1rs tzTe-at1s .or e1za-
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g gs-zl ii-stttzz-1o1a sEa rsto-zz-s-1ss
thsa tasy ars Il z5e 51tisc sesocss e
TIE cozt-y. acao-st-z - Prot PER- Z
s1e--tz-- 2zTse15scg1s- az ssz7rz-to--
a dtfsczar = IL Ns~ Te-ssr s.z.e ~
so-zaeto-T Z. Es5EzT. X. :. T.o 70
eag sttrzzses1 "a A-s-ea- p-ss-
Assoc-sts1z Il azzzz3 s--re--ss.g- a-z
Pref 3=rYiz- sz-s5ss IL srso.c5s.
Ion Ft-a Ills zsas-z5e- w5ar e -zs
pointing or t1z- sc-<atto-ss so-x n
penal institEt.ozs s1csz1 s.s zr1ss.cs...Ts
OF great SUCCESS 5rov<ss IL 1-ooe-
system iz ,oltovs
Inmates 0: p.szz1 szs.1.z.ss-ss.~ tssx
Professor 3ie1riz.-+ zrs eyeeasr e5<,.-s.s
better fed ard be:ss- E.as=st -zz- ~
pills Of our puhllo se1oet TzsT a#.
not the Worry ard 1-az WIZ. 11yre-.
ty at home means C15ee-z -zr -
sharp; discipline KY sssa se-e-e
but the thougatlesz 5Es-vz ~ VIZ
pings given b. drz1k e- sz.s-z
mothers at home. az szr ve-5e Il
New York City slo1z y apas-
ands Of pupils 20 = ae1.z 4ve--y ia
sion, especially the zzs-z29 ~. zar-
ing had nothing Eao-e saa ~. ..
coffee for their raezl lzzazsss - ~.
al institutions are rey lzrgg ~ 80.
stantial meals: they IRE wz-.. h Y ~
they get Wholesome sza-ese 49,
sleep regularly; they sse ~. sas
cally clean. Can this II sz - s
myrfads OF east eide @ ~
countless thousands Hho i1s s. ~
lar East Sides Of others b. -. z.se-
cities?"
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
ST. FRANclsvILLE, MO.
> : : ; : : : 80

Rev. FRY failed to I'll his appoint
ment here Sunday afternoon.
Lee McCoy's house was struck BIZ
lightning Friday morning and burned
down. only 2 part OF the household
good were saved. $3.50 In cash was
burned
George Browns residence Is nearing
completion
G. Pence is improving his property
by coat OF paint
Several nutting parties have been
out lately. with poor success.
Mr. Dee Harter still continues poor
II. Dr.. strosneiaaT Is attending him.
Mr.. Calvert Is no better.
Mary Washburn is able TO be on,
again.
Bert Wells and family are ST. Fran
cisvtlle residents again, having pur
chased the Webster home.
Miss Berthe Keith has returned
home after a weeks visit with friend:
and relatives IN Kahoka.
Tom Hill is visiting his daughter Il
Illinois.
o. G. Sargent and Miss Mabie Muir
RI were Keokuk callers Tuesday even
ing.
Mrs. WIN Hand and Miss Msrths
waYiand were keokuk visitors tn.
first OF the week
Mrs White Yates was q SUNDAY
visitor at the Springer home.
George Brown was business Gale
In Wayiand Tuesday
Mrs. Hannah MCKINNEY was bus.
ness caller in Alexandria this week.
Mr. Hudson OF Kansas Is visiting ii.
sister. Mrs. Barbara Gutherie.
!; Mr.. and Mrs Martin Harch spsn
/ Sunday Al the Thomas Hareh home
Mrs Ada Hi was 8 Reokuk shop
/ Per Tuesday
Mr.. Willie Ligier Is suffering with
felon on his finger.
/ Mrs Bessie Wolf was a waysan,
caller Saturday.
A. 2. Roatman and wife we're busi
ness callers in Wayland Saturds-
evening
Rev. seymore Of Alexandria MI
| prearf At the NJ p. churcn. the foarsl
tSnnday, IN the eyening.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
WARSAW MAY IMPROVE
STREET LIGHTING
City Council Of Warsaw will Meet and
Consider Installation OF Magni-
tito Arc Street Lamps.

The city council OF Warsaw is CON
sidering the installation of magnitite
arc street 5.mps similar to those in
use In this city, and will make de-
cision OF the matter in short time
The Keokuk Electric company is at
present preparing estimates OF the
cost Of the work and will submit them
TO the council OF Warsaw at a meet.
ing to be held In the near future 1t
seems very likely that the proposed
improvements viii be adopted and ii
they are there is no question but
what the appearances of that city
VIII be greatly enhanced, as has been
the case In Keokuk
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
K. Of ?. aces.Toaetherr Supper,

n. OF =. 6eSri o9eIseF supper
In order to arouse deeper interest
in the affairs Of Morning Star lodge
No. s. Chancellor Commander John
P. Hornish has appointed special
committee consisting Of NJ S, Aekles.
Ed s. Lotion. e A. Heaslip, n. A.
Runner and John P. johnson TO de-
wise some means of creating 3 broad
er interest In the lodge This com
mittea has planned five different
events thest are intended TO accom-
plish the desired result. The first
VIII be q -get-sogether- meeting fol-
lowed by q supper to be held Tues
day. Oct 81 The second event will
be a $50 supper ST the Castle Hall
for members snd prospective candi-
dates to be served every Thursda!
evening. The third, social dance !.
members and their lady and gentle
men friends. One night each month
viii be ladies night when = program
and refreshments win be served, this
viii be for members and their fami-
lies only. The fifth and last event is
10 be a grand effort on the part of the
members to increase the membership
and this has bsen made attractive by
q special dispensatton from the grand
chancellor making the Initiation fee
attractive. II is believed this activity
on the part OF the lodge will result In
3 pleasant and profitable campaign.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
a TRIP E SKIRT AND AN OVERDOSE
OFFER CHANCE ENOUGH FOR CONTRAST

Tne darx brown Of the silk Is effec-
lively relieved By collar. cuffs and Cir
de a burnt orange combination
r4ch and striking-
II ssze Is 1899 may b copied with
~. yards CT ~ inch material and \
yard Of contrasting sslk or hrocade-
one SHADE az chiffon ovar another
e,~ers exquisite beauty OF oolorsRg. IN
1881 pale bsue chiffon is hung over pale
rgsak rose prsn-ed chiffon Win most
a sutv szec4 Al un6eTSsoEise o.
ssxson faee ccl2.etes the fTccS
10, s.ss-sszes - 80 81
10. 5ass-stre9 - 10 -
zach pattern Is ce1ts
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
Net the Same Kind.

Scene sunday school. Lady Teach
er-.'Now can any little boy or girl
tel ne Who Job Ees7 Wee Boy. after
long pausa-A doctor Lady Teach
erA doctor: Oh. dear. mol Where
did ron read THAR Wee Boy-.sDid
ron never hear O the patients O
Jobet'
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
D. A. r. Function.

Mr. and Mrs. Harold R. Howell of
Des Moines have issued Invitations
for a luncheon 20 be given at the
Hotel Keokuk on Oct. 90 at o'clock
during the D. A. r. state convention.
Mrs. William c. story, president gem
eraI OF the D. A. R., win be guest OF
honor. A number OF Keokuk people
have received invitations.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
"A Mi NJ ~
A. o. U. w. Smoker

Thursday night, October i6, the a.
Q. Z. ". vii sise lunch and sriok-
er for the men in the hail OF the
lo6gs. 4 big time is anticipated and
the members are urged 10 be present
This social event win 40 doubt al
tract 3 large number OF the members
q, the lodge hail this evening,
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
A Prediction.

WASHINGTON. Oct 1s-Re7r=sen..
a1.Ts Hardin o. Texas predicted today
after . can a the Ehits hoIse TIA.
President Hae--a VII maintain dse-
tsto-Shtp Greg Mexico un-5i sssasstnzt-
Il OF mtn hs haes from the country.
re sad Hus--a vas e desperate na,.
HEY % tsks arr measures 10 main.
tsta his power CT care his oEu l.e.-
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
Sheep receipts 1900; sheep and mu.
ton, ss.2564.25; lambs. s5.6odI2s
Kansas City Live Stock.

ton, ss.2564.25; lambs. s5.5oaI2s
Kansas City Live Stock.
KANSAS CITY, Oct 1s.-cattls "a
ceipts 1000; market steady. Steers
ss.0a1s.35: cows and heifers. $3.50
80: stockers and feeders. $500
500: calves. $50.
Hog receipts 5000; market STEADY
SC lower. Bulk. s7.e59s25; heayy
ss.o59s.so: medium. ss.ooassG
light, s7.906s.25.
Sheep receipts 5000; marse.
steady Lambs. ss,o0Gs.75; ewes
Iss 4oats6: wethers. s4.ooa5.5o.
Omaha Live Stock.
0MAHt, Oct. 1s.-Cattle recsss,
$500. mAftet slow, weak. 100 Iowa,
Steers. $sN@s.25: cows ami heIfen
$3.50 1. 80: stockers and feeders
s7.96d $50. calves. ss.5oae.75: bulls
and stays, 6.s59s.5a.
Hog rscefsts 5.3oC: marke. SLOW
weak, Zoe lower. Bulk. sT,75as2a,
Sheep receipts 1900; market
steady. 100 higker. Tearlings. IS 5og
s.s5:: washe-s 81 IS 49, S. lambs, $50
$3.50; ewes. $500 aa.so.
Chicago Produce.
| CHICAGO. Oct 1s.-Butter Extras
2ac; frsts. ssG25Ac; dairy extras
PC: dairy arsts. 2sH a24c.
| Eggs Fsrsts. 221z &c; Ordinary
hrsts, 2sT 3sc
cheeseTsias. AK a15c; Young
Americas. 1sG151sc.
Potatoes Michigan, $50 nc; MINI
esota, ss9Toc: Wisconsin. s397e
Live poultry Fowls. 124@1;c:
ducks, 14GI5c; geese, 12G1se: spring
chickens. 13a14c: turkeys, 2oa2ls
New York Produce.
NEW YORK. Oct. 1s.-Flcur marss'
dull, easy.
/ Pork market dull. Mess. sss7sa
/ 2425.
Lard market weak Middle vest spot
si0.50G 1850.
Sugar. raw. market quiet Centrtr
gal test, ssi2. Muscayade 50 test
1922.
Sugar. refined. market quiet. CT
loaf. s5.05: crushed, s4.s5. powdered
s455: granulated. s4e5GAs5.
Coffee Rio No. on spo- -.sc.
TailoT market quiet. City, shc'
country. CSC: special. Csc
Hay market firm. Prime si.io: no
2. soGa0c: clover. e5GsI-oo
Dressed poultry market quiet. Taf
keys. s0G &c. chickens. 1lGsei
fowls, laGisLsc; ducks. springers
ISL Csc.
/ Live poultry market dull. nonina.
I Geese. I4c; ducks, 1sa Isc. fowls, li9
4 16c; turkeys. lie, ROSTERS. lli5c.
Cheese market dull, easier. stats
milk common TO special, l2a. q isrc
skins common to specials, 5alSAG
full skins. 1lsGsc-
4 Butter market quiet. steady. ~
ceipss 2H.ssT7ss:: creamery extras, se1:9
Sic: dairy cabs. 24Gs0c: limitation
creamery arsts. 2sGasc.
Egg market dull. Receipts l2s.ll
asar5g White fancy, s0d50c: neaI9
mixed fancy. 2sGssc: fresh, 2SGs9c
New York Money Market !.
NEW YORK. Oct. 1e.-Money %
eaA 7a percent.
Six months, sss3s percent
Mercantile paper. ssas percsnl
Bar silTer LONDON. ess4d
Ear silver New York 5i;sc,
Dsnand sterling. 81 $3.50
itching piles provoke profanity os1
Profanity won't cure thsm poaa.
N911trne7s cures itching, hleedins
1rnsr13i7g pi'es after years Of sa',s.
k1x Al zrv 6rug store--AdYellss
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
Celebrate Golden Wedding.

Mr.. and Mrs. y. A Lindstrum are
today celebrating their golden we'd
ding. having been married fifty years
today. AT their home No. 1929 Ex-
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16

Itching piles provoke protanity. ~.
p-Otsnitr won't cure thsm poah.
Ointment cures itching, bleeding
7rosrl3ing Piles after years Of s'i'is.
ms Al any drug store-AdTefl''
zezt-
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
M. w. A. Supper.

Invitations have been issued By
the Modern woodman Of American
camp No. So for supper to be given
on Wednesday. Oct q. at the 81. ".
4 hall.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
St Louis Live Stock.

EAST ST LoCIs. Oct ag-cs..,a
receipts 1900; market steady T4Ys.
receipts $50; native bee. s.ee-s
sa.S s-ss COWS and hits-s. n7sg
slee; stockers and feeders. $3.50 "a
CAVES. ss9eaii-se; Texas steers. .s.s5
Hog receipts $3.50: rs-ss. .w
C higher, MIXED and bzteae-s = - :. s
go. sooa e hear IS 81 -nrA
ss-s,s 9 SIS Nghs, sszsas 80
-QGs,s5s PIGS. ss.75a7
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16

The Daily Gate csy
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16

Grain Review.

United Press Leased Wire Service.
CHICAGO, Oct 16.-LiQuidation In
the local wheat PIT because OF q break
at Liverpool caused a decline of q to
u at the start today. Receipts ~sFe a
trifle lighter at Duluth and Mime
apolis but the heavy run to the Wlnni-
peg market continued. A bulge In corn
halted further decline IN wheat but
the market made no recovery OF the
early loss during the forenoon
Corn was firm on the start and gain
ed Il to IS in the forenoon session on
heavy buying by shorts.
Oats started steady and on the bulge
in corn advanced a fraction for De
cember and u for May.
Provisions were firm after an easier
start. caused by lower hog prices.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
Chicago Cash ers!n.

CHICAGO, Oct. is.-wheat-No. .
red, sIGasc: No. 3 red, e0G97c; No.
2 hard, s3hGs4c: No. hard. sag
s4lsc; No. spring. s19S3c.
Corn-No. 2 white. 69c: No. 2 gel
low. ssA a ssc:: No. 5, ssdsS4c; No.
3 white. esi5assac: No. 3 yellow,
6sA Gs9e:: No. 1. eTg G6sc; No. 1
white, 6Ils G6se. No. yellow. e7&a
CSC.
oats-No- 3 white. sTls a sss.c: No.
4 white. s7A 9ssAc; standard. 3sa
200.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
Ne~ YORK Money Market.

NEW YORK. Oct. ls.-Noney
cal. 81 percent.
Six months. sss3s percent
Mercantile paper. So az pefosnl
Bar silTer LONDON. esa4d
Bar silver New York. Size. !.
Iss-nand sterling. 81 $3.50
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16

CHICAGO. Oct. ls.-Eog recefDts
5000 market slow and 5c lover.
Mixed and butchers. s7ls07S 20: kos8
neaTy. $500 assn: rough heavy. s7s5
Gsoo; light, s7.soGsss; pigs ssoaa
Cattle receipts $500; market slow.
weak BeeVes, ssssae ss; cows and
heifsTs, ss5aess sa s-ocse-s s-s
feeders, ss.2oG7-s5: Texans. sssoa
80; calves. s7-0oG1Loo.
Sheep receipts 10000: msya-
steady and lower. Native. sss5aE n.
western. $4,000 500: lambs ssw9
100. western ss.s0g 700.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-10-16
Peoria Grain.

PEORIA. H. Oct, 1s.-cora-s,ar.
kes :. Ghc lower. No white, ss54c:
No. yellow. No 3 yellow. No :
mixed, SGesAc; No. mixed. ssc.
oats-Market steady. No. white,
seh 9sasc. standard, sasso.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-01-31

BANK OF LEFLORE CLOSED.

On account of several large de-
poSltorS Withdrawing their money
therefrom, the Bank of Leflore
Of this city was forced to close its
doors on Friday of last week.
This was Greenwood'S third
Oldest bank, and when its doors
closed had about eight hundred
iepositors. Naturally our people
have been in somewhat of a
furry over the banks embarrass-
ment, but the stockholders met
Wednesday and the ~depositors
we're given assurances that they
would be paid dollar for dollar,
md the anxiety has quoted down
the depositors being confident
hat the stockholders will fully
protect them as soon as possible.
At the stockholders meeting
the Directors who withdrew their
money from the bank last Friday
voluntarily agreed to return the
money and share losses lif any)
With the other depositors of the
bank, which was a magnanimcus
act upon their part and heartily
commended by the public.
AT this meeting a movement
was launched for the organization
Of the Citizens Bank e. Trust Co..
with 100000 capital, Each of
the stockholders of the Bank of
.eflore readily subscribed for
stock in the new bank. 1t is the
purpose of the new bank to take
over the holdings of the Bank of
4eflore and llquldate its obliga-
ions as soon as practicable. In
he meantime, Assistant Cashier
Warner Wells and Bookkeeper
Sam Montgomery are urging the
prompt payment of all amounts
iue the Bank of Leflore.
We Sympathize with the Off
.ers and stockholders of the Bank
Leflore in their misfortune, and
Iope everything will work out in
manner to prevent anybody
rom losing a dollar.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-01-31
LIVER GETTING LAZY? DON'T
STOP WORKING.
Take Dodson's Liver Tone and Go
About Your Business. 1t will Liven
Up Your Liver Without Harm.

Take Dodson's Liver Tone and Go
About Your Business. 1t will Liven
Up Your Liver Without Harm.
A bilious attack or constipation can
be relieved in a short while by a spoon
full of Dodson's Liver Tone the mild
vegetable remedy hat every druggist
guarantees.
just ask S. L. Raines about Dodson's
Liver Tone. He knows that it is a
harmless preparation that starts the
liver without violence and puts you
into shape without interfering with
your habits. This store guarantees it
to be all that, and will give you your
money back if you don't find Dodson's
Liver Tone gives you quick, easy relief.
Dodson's Liver Tone is for both
grown-ups and children. 1t has a pleas
ant taste, and Is safe mud reliable.
The price is so cents for a large bottle,
and your so cents back to you if you
tell S. l.. Raines that it hasn't been a
benefit to you.
Don't take calomel and don't buy i'm
itations of Dodson's Liver Tone-you
may run into danger it you do.
Buy Dodson's-th medicine that S.
L. Raines drug store recommends and
guarantees.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-01-31
THE CITIZENS BANK g. TRUST
COMPANY.

As was expected, it seems a
new bank will be organized and
opened for business in the bank
building of the Bank Of Leflore.
Greenwood is a growing city
in fact, is the Queen City of the
Delta" Our cotton receipts this
season will easily go TO 10000
bales. All the land in the Green
wood territory is rich and not
menaced by floods or boil weeyilS.
Our planters are progressive and
the price of lands are skywardS.
We need four big banks and we
predict success for the new con-
cern,
We understand $7O,OO0.O0 of
the $10O,000.O0 was subscribed for
at the meeting Of the stockholders
of the Bank OF LefIore last We'd
nesday and the remaining $3O,-
600 will be distributed among in
vestors who will throw business
to the new bank.
1t seems from expressions we
hear from the subscribers of the
stock that Hon. &, A. Wilson will
be president, Hon. A. F. Gardner,
vice-president and Mr.. &. A. VIII
son, Jr. will be the cashier.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-01-31
FOR SALE.

Pure Louisiana Cane Molasses,
in one gallon cans, or 50 gallon
barrels. The best you ever saw.
Lespedesa and Bermuda Grass
Hay; well cured and fine.
Clay and Whippoorwill Peas,
pure and sound.
L. G. & J. T. MONTGOMERY,
Yazoo City, Miss.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-01-31

ENGAGEMENT CANCELLED.

The engagement for Little
Miss Brown" at the Greenwood
Theater for Friday, Feb. 7th, has
been cancelled by her company,
and Manager SchilIing is trying
to secure another attraction in
stead for one night next week. II
successful, announcement will be
made by circulars.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-01-31

Calomel, Calomel, you can not stay,
LIV-VER-LAX has shown us as easier
way. Ask s. l.. Raines.
Arizona republican., 1913-12-11
ADJUSTMENTS
Audience Is Aways wrona.

F. II. Sothcrn, WhO with Julia Mar lowe, will appear at the E,Ilzs' Theater on January 1 and 2 Thursday, Tam ing of the Shrew:" Friday matinee, "If I Were King" Friday night. Romeo and JuHet;" lately said in an interview: '.Whatever an audience does is wrong" Mir. Sothern made other amusing re marks to the following effect:
 If you laugh, you're simple-mind- ed ass
 "If you weep. you're a sentimental ninnyhammer.
 'If you enjoy a musical show. you're a sap-head
 of you delight in Shakespeare, you're a silly high brow"
 MT Sothern also said Did you ever notice that when a crowd enjoys a play. it is sure to read next day. the audience appeared to like .t.' Always a sheer at the audience, I was once asked: What makes the tired busi- ness man tired?' I replied Because he is constantly considered a fool The rested business man will say I enjoy Hamlet The tired critic-often with a face like a Warant-replies: Yes you W5uId!'"
Arizona republican., 1913-12-11
FOR THE SAKE
 OF CHARITY
Friday Club to Give After noon and Evening Gath crings at Woman's Club Building to Benefit the Associated Charities

The ladies of the Friday club will give a benefit in the form of an af- ternoon at cards and an evening with cards and dancing at the Woman's club Friday. Through some slight ambiguity in the first announcement it was thought that this event was to have been a bazaar. but it does not detract from the worthiness of it's object because of the difference in the character of the event The proceeds will go to the Associated charities.
 The program for the interesting afternoon and evenings pleasure con- templates cards and social intercourse in the afternoon beginning at o'clock. with cards and dancing at night beginning at 8 o'clock There is to be a nominal admission fee charged for the affair and the prizes for the more fortunate ones in the games have been donated by public spirited merchants.
Arizona republican., 1913-12-11
Coliseum.

Richardson's posing dogs make a greater display of intelligence, border ing on the human. than any animal act ever having played the city. Their training at the hands of MT. Richard son has made them truly wonderful, ana many tricks presented by them are seemingly impossible The act is the height of artistry in this line and is a rare treat to all lovers of dumb brutes. Lucier and Ellsworth. are in troducing a singing and talking skit, which is not only entirely different from the usual act of the same nature, but their work is clVerness personified Their humor is courageous and the germ of the atmosphere surrounding them is quickly caught by the audi ence, who respond with cOnvulsiOns of laughter and much uproarOus applause Only two acts are appearing, but the goods delivered by each bespeaks qual- ity and not quantity, which after all is what the audience really appreciates Three reels of the best and latest nov les complete the evenings entertain- ment.
Arizona republican., 1913-12-11
ITS PAPA MORRELL NOW
 SINCE YOUNG GIRL ARRIVED
Popular Motorcycle Policeman Be
 comes Beflustered Father

It's a good thing there is more than one motorcycle policeman. for if Roy Morreu were the whole thing in that respect just now. it is likely that there would be more speeding iii Phoenix to the square inch than ever before and that MCrreH would not te the least of the offenders. In fact he burnishcd up bis magneto d bit yesterday, screwed down his spark plug and tilted his headlight at q saucy angle and crUiscd about town at d rate of speed estimated at not less than col miles an hour.
 Its d girl" were the words the nurse whispered in Morreus ear about three o'clock yesterday after noon. just before she ordered him out of the house Roy took refuge in police court but beat 1t home twice before the short session was over list to make certain the nurse hadn't misrepresentcd things.
 Roy is only one father. That is he is the father of only one, but a stranger would have thought last evening that the officer was the paternal parent of a million. NJ name has been selected $ vet for the young woman. It would have been eusy if the younsstcr had been q boy, but t takes time to choose wisely the name of one of the gentle sex
 Mother and baby are doinS nicely. Father may recover in spite of the doctors and the nurse