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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22
VEAL
By JEAN HUBS


JclIiod veal.
i knucklc veal
onions
* cloves
bay leaf
4 blade mace.
p teaspoon grDund allspico.
is cup vinegar
SAT- ana pepper 90 taste.
Tobasco.
lemon.
Parsley
quarts 90 water
Wipo TN veal anucklc with clotn
dipped loo boiling water; cut the meat
into pieces thcu pul into e kettle
with tho water ana Drine slowly 90
the boiling point, then skim and lct
Il simmer gently Tor two hours. Peel
and slice tho onions. and add them
together wlth the mace, hnylonf,
cloves and aispIce; cover and cook
slowly for one hour longer. Take
out the knucklc remove tho bones
carefully, aud put the meat into "a
wCt mould. hcmoro the cover from
tho kettle ana boil thc liquor until %
SIS reduced 20 one quart; strain No. aid
ono vinegar anit. pepper and tobasco,
then pour 90 over Use meat ana set
aside 90 cool Turn out and garnlsh
with slices ut lemon and parsley.
Ycnl Culios.
round steak of veal about uu inch
th'rk
Seasoned bread rumbs
Egg. milk.
Remove tho bono aud al fut from
the steak ana cue DO into cubes. DIP
into seasoned crumbs. then into
beaten erg and into tnc crumbs
again Fry until ushi brown, lower
the heat cover and lct Goods for about
ten minutes put the meat into %
bukug pan. cover With milk ana hnhc
.n The oven for ono hour, The milk
Wlll bc absorbed Hv tho veal. which
wlll be- so tender nnt be may Doe cut
with "a fork.
veal SQUIRE,
cup mills
8 tnblcsponue n1ur,
tablespoon butter.
teaspoon mIf
Pepper
cup chopped goaL
eggs
Melt the buttsr add the Hour and
stir until Thoroughly mixed. then add
the milk and seasoning. stirring cons
siantly until ih..K and smooth. Add
the yoiks of thy eggs and tho veal
Fold Doe che Whtes OF the oggs and
bake in a moderate oven for half ar
hour
Tho sounlc without the whites OF
the eggs may poe prepared severu
hours before using. then few min
uios before 81 ia to Do served the stin
/ ly beaten whites uf the cggs may De
, added and lhe aounle baked In in
dNdual cups
Roast Ioin Of Veal.
who eight pounds of loin Of vca
with cloth dipped in boiling water
/ Drcdge 81 with tour and roast q fol
three hours basilng n we'll stil hal
q cup of huttcr uudi n mclts, thci
ada one tablespoon az lemon Juice
and scnsoniug of salt and pepper
pince tho Wool on hot plNtter an'
pour over tho melted butter md Ear
uish With slices uf lemon.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

A plan caiilng Tor u fund Of $1,000
soo e which g2sAooo aireaay has
ha.n ubsrrshed. for Naslpg ono o.
49, asf osionAre advertising cam-
.. laf undfr'nken a ihe nest.
Isl W toffam
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

Your food does you title good
when YOU have no desire for g. when
you dread meal time What YOU need
ls Chambcrlnln's Tablets They VIII
sharpen your appetite. strengthen
your digestion and give YOU a relish
for your meals. For sale hy all drug
gistH
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

Henry Clcws SAYS that the currency
ban won't inluro business You can
always leave Il to Henry to Say some
thing cheerful without committing
the bank.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

IN Paso just nnw o. onEaged .n
running trade oxcurslon ail over
tho southwest It is just possible
that Il might DO this town some good
TO start trade excursion plan and
carry Il Qua we need TO get away
from home now ana then. if not 90
drum up business to see what the
other fellow 81 doing.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

The republic ~ Colombia p seid io
have excellent regulations for lts no-
tl0ual forcsls I.nmhfrmen who take
cedar and mnhcRany are required 10
nlanf tounn iroea M M same aseclcs
in the tul-ottr tr1eta
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

4 Young Mans Recreation Crccd
Ggov Herbert A Jump pastor, oak.
land Cato
First u WIN mover patronlgc an en-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

Albuquerque rs the only city on che
route not tn be Represented at the
old Trails convention iu Los Angc
iesi but since Albuquerque o. on Che
route, we may ho able 90 WORRY
along.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

II tho United states senate really
means 10 ationd school and tcnd 90
business, u H. up 10 our honorod citi-
zen, Mr. Thomas Benton Catron. TO
get his bat and hurry
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22
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mAnasement should wake up.
THE MACON City tMo.l Herald,
edited oy q. q. Howard, formerly Of
the Columbia Times, made i,s ap-
pearance last week. 10 viii be inde-
o.
THE CONSULATE report next oai-
lion. nlso tells - h bns been "A pros-
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MRS CORA (. castle. A a. NJ
l.. ph n announce that qnc, the
dawn ~ history there have been but
Sos eminent women. Like our old
ro,y,ra4. sfata. Ytov.etivn ~ pnnn
Ana copntv. Mrs pankhurst must be
ono ana hirs r.stIe IN, ofber ee-
/
/ A SAN HERNARDINO man Is
putting In eighteen acres of cactus.
/ Had the gentleman used careful eco
| nomic Judgment no would have come
30 us. We could have sold him
4 eighteen acres with Il good stand.
right over the Hnc in Arizona, for
fits cents an acre.
D.
CALIFORNIA citrus fruit growers
want more revenue. In this they are
not alone.
O.
PIONEER dies nt whitewater. an
nounccs a pcming paper. Ia Demlna
these eays ploueer b. one who has
arrived curing thc past six months
now propose to shut up the grill
rooms. spare us. who sometimes get
10 town. tha dnfrt lunch
3
THE Ell pAeO Herald announces
In a thrco.column red headline that
THE United states MAY Break An
Rotations with Mexico. We should
worry
O.
some Windy.
a quay county man does not Ike
40 hear the bowling wind ns u goes
/ through thu crtcks and knot holes
OF The second story of his buildng,
go he ia working up q plan 90 put "a
wind organ ln the best ulaco and try
90 stop an tho other places. Instead
OF being blue from Che disuu sounds
This man looked up and listened for
something better and The idea Jumped
] into hir hoad. There arc thousands
of good Ideas around every person %
head and ana of us should let moro
Tor them como in Tucumcri sun
o.
a CHAP uf logan g. H. had TO
have BATS thumb removed because
rai bit H. Tho gentleman should Do
careful in hH selection OF feline
. D. d. B. Ia.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

The city council should refer the
TAX levy 20 the police They know
what Il costs 10 run q town.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

AITUOTGH thrown out OF an
feeding grounds snlzer seems able O.
hoid 80 ~ ihr Tigers tall
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

SECRETARY Houston has asked
10000 women Tor suggestions as a.
how 10 better living conditions az
women on farma Tho secretary ap-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
BEARS FOUGHT IN zoo PEN


II member OF the state boxing
board had happened to be in the Bronx
roo when Count. handsome grizzly
bear. and Chief, his sulky mate, decid-
ed to settle their difference. this story
wouldn't have been written. remarks
the New York Journal.
But the commissioner wasn't pres
emit, so Count was knocked out by a
foul blow and is under the care Of a
doctor. Chief isn't doing any talking.
but one look at him, as he struts about
his cage, shows that he Is fully aware
of the fact that he Is the indicated
champion.
The bout took place in the bears
cage at the ZOO. The fight started on
with both contestants cautious and
holding back for an opening. Count
believed he saw a clear path to Chiefs
solar plexus. but when he tried with
his right paw he was almost tumbled
over by a blow that looked to the few
spectators as though 1t were propelled
by q couple OF sticks Of dynamite
Count was stunned and fell into
hugging match to recover his strength.
The end OF the round found them still
clutched tightly in each others grasp.
Round No. 2 started OF well enough
for Count He managed to successful
ly navigate his ponderous paw to
Chiefs midships. II was left jab
that brought forth a grunt Of agony.
But Chief proved to be a bear for pun
ishment He came back for more and
got II, too. Two blows In quick success
sion landed on his nose. Greatly en-
ragged, he rushed blindly at Count and
landed two blows below the belt, in VI
olation of the marquis Of Queensberry
rules. Count sank to the floor. He
got up, however. and Rugged Chief
about the neck. He was still weak from
he effects of the blows and offered but
feeble resistance when Chief picked
him up and hurled him to the concrete
door, a distance of 80 feet Count fell
On his back for the count and was mo-
.ionless when Keeper Snyder reached
him. A doctor was summoned and
Count was carted of to the hospital
% be patched up.
II Is probable that a law to prohibit
'urther fights at the zoo will be passed
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Sneakinu of Ants.

The American truth teller was in
form. Talking of ants" he said,
we've got 'em as big as crabs out
west. I've seen 'em fight with long
horns, which they use as lances, charg-
ing each other like savages"
They don't compare with the ants
saw in the east" said an inoifensive
individual near by. THE natives have
trained them as beasts of burden. One
of 'em could trail ton load for miles
with ease. They worked willingly,
but occasionally they turned on their
attendants and killed them"
But this was drawing the long bow
a little too far.
81 say, old chap" said a shocked
voice from the corner, what sort Of
ants were they?"
elephants" replied the inoffensive
individual.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
jap Street Mystery Cleared.

On every available billboard in every
Japanese city one has noticed the pic
ture of a man in an admirars full dress
uniform. At first the conclusion was
that 1t was meant for the late mikado.
Then one decided that the picture was
used to advertise brand of cigarettes.
One saw a procession of men carrying
the same picture on banners in Shan
ghai. The secret is now out The
posters and the banner advertise a
brand of pink pills. of the simple COM
position of most pink pills, and the
man whose picture appears Is that OF
the proprietor of this household rem
edy, who has made a great fortune out
of his medicine. He does up his pills
in all sorts of little conveniences, such
as match boxes, powder boxes, and so
on, and there is little button which
you push and force out dose of three,
and people like to play with them. Be-
sides, say American residents here,
the Japanese are mad over patent
medicines and like to take them con-
tinually.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Appropriate Wedding Costume.

d. l.. G.. writes: Kindly tell me
what is the proper costume to wear
at a wedding. Also please suggest a
suitable present"
II a morning wedding, shoes should
be worn on both feet, as unfringed
ankles are not derigger in ultrafash-
ionable circles before p. m. II would
be we'll TO wear socks inside the shoes
unless they happen to be in the wash.
Ear tabs of pale lavender silk and a
coonskin cap would raise you out OF
the ordinary rut of guests and insure
mention in the local newspaper
Acceptable gift would be a ton Of
coal or a carload Of ice. according to
the season.
Our Bureau OF Social Requirements
is always at the service Of readers.
Send in your heart throbs.-New
York Herald.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Disappointed Boss.

Apropos Of the temperance leanings
of various candidates Addison Miner
told story, says the Washington Star.
"A boss" he said, was dining two
rival candidates. Harmony was high
ly desirable and the boss, hoping to
establish a harmonious atmosphere,
said genially:
"'Boys, what'll we drink with our
dinner?
"Tll drlng buttermilk.' said the first
candidate.
"'Give me a small glass Of settler
and lemon said the second.
"The waiter turned to the disap-
pointed boss, whose red, fat, joVial
face was wrinkled up In a frown.
land what's yours, STRIP
"'Gee.' said the boss dismally, I
guess you'd better bring me an
emetic.'"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
DREAM IS RUDeLY SHATTERED
colleolsn Falls In Love With Ador
able Creature With BewItchin1
Hair and Angelic Smile.

Love came at first sight to the
young man when he saw her. She
was behind the soap counter, dispens-
ing perfumed soap to those who wish
ed to buy IL, and she was all his Inn
pressionistic fancy favored In woman.
Her face was adorable. Her hair
was coiled bewitchingly. Her slen-
der fingers we're deliciously pink. Her
dress, being neat and inexpensive, re-
vealed an economic nature, while a
necklace prevented the aspersion Of
parsimony. The young man, just from
college, with high intellectual notions
and yet sensible opinions as to neces-
sary thrift, believed her to be his af-
Unity. He knew that, taken from the
department store and placed In the
social environment that was his, she
would scintillate and charm.
He determined to have a word with
her-to please his ears with the mu-
sic of her voicel for he was sure her
voice must be musical. Elsewhere he
would have waited for the convention
al introduction; here, where she sold
soap. the matter of meeting was made
obvious. He approached.
viii you let me have a fvecent
bar of soap7" he asked-which, though
commonplace, was as good as any
thing else for him to say.
She smiled angelically, revealing
poetic, pearly teeth.
I'VE amt got no fvecent cakes"
she told him; them In the case is
ten and twenty-five"
He turned away. His romance hae
died q borning.-New York Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Henderson-What is sadder thar
disappointed love?
Disappointed marriage.
His Sad Story.

A fellow we know-one Of those
chaps who affect a terrible scorn for
the lower classes, but who always
pauses to hear a tale of woe from the
lowliest victim of the present state OF
society-this fellow stopped on the
curb the other day to hear the story
of a little pickaninny who was weep
ing and alone.
What's the trouble?' asked our
friend gruffly.
"Ah got a new baby brother at ouah
house," walled the child.
Then why do you cry? Angels
bring baby brothers"
"Dass what dey done toll me. But
why does de angels pick out all the
blacklist ones TO ouah fambly?"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Growing in Favor.
Advertisement.

The water from the we'll located
on the farm of Luther H. Smithson.
near Church Hill, is growing in favor
every day. The most obstinate
cases of indigestion. constipation
and stomach trouble are yielding
to the medical qualities of this
water by a few days use. Prob
ably half the people who say they
have heart trouble" have nothing
but indigestion, sometimes mani
testify in an acute form. Try the
water from Mr.. Smithson's we'll for
for a few days and test IT'S virtues
for yours eff. He delivers it your
home at 123 cents a gallon.
Among the many who are using it
with beneficial effects we mention:
Elem Clardy, Muncey Moss. Roy
X inner, Gus Breathitt. Jno. C. Hooe.
j. w. Lander, Rev. E. w. Barnett,
Del. Henderson. John C. Gary.
See them. Telephone Coates drug
store or call 699, 5 rings.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
AMUSING MIx-UP IN NUMBERS
Young Woman Caught In Rain Tele-
phone Her Dear for a Taxi and Re-
eeives Severe Jolt.

Ting-a-lingl Brrrrri
"Hellol"
Hello, dear"
Hello, darling"
I'm down here at the corner Of
Calgary avenue and Nazareth street"
Sure enough"
Sure enough, and it's raining pitch
forks, handles down. / just ran In
here to keep from getting wet"
That was bright of you!"
Wasn't It.! You know what It
means IL go out in the rain"
Il reckon l could figure 1t out II l
was to study 1t little bit"
Il reckon you could. My new hat
would be ruined!"
The hats today are too fiimsy."
I'D have to have a new one"
Naturally"
And expect you know who would
have - RAy for it?"
De ~
"HaAi I guess you do! I'd like to
know what you would say If per-
mitted aaS man but you to pay for my
hats?"
Il wonder what / would say?"
Il don't. Well, it's up to you"
What is?"
ITO telephone for a cab or a taxi
to come around here and get me-"
Il can't do that very WELL"
I'D like to know why not?"
IF ordered it l would have to pay
for it."
"Oh, please don't try to be funny all
the time. 1t will only cost you dol.
lar"
l must firmly but gently decline to
pay a dollar for any such pur
pose"
I'D like to know why you won't"
MY wiley won't let me-"
Your what-what-wha-! What
number is this?"
"4-11-55."
Heavens! Ring OF, you beasti"-
Houston Post.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30

Memphis, Tenn. Mrs. Emma d.
Looney, Of this place. says: II suf-
fered misery for nearly eight years.
but since taking Cardui. | am much
stronger. and haven't missed q
single meal. hardly know how to
express my gratitude" Don't worry
about your symptoms - Cardui
doesn't treat them. What you need IS
strength. Cardui helps you to gel
it. Take Cardui. because other
tonics and medicines do not contain
its peculiar and successful ingred.-
ents. imported especially for IFS
Half a century of
success. has stamped Cardui with
the seal Of public approval. During
this time. Cardui has benefited
million women. Why not you?
Try it. to-day.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30

Reversing the ancient custom of
mar ching the captives before the
populace as object lessons. President
Gomez. of Venezuela. on Tuesday
required 20 Of his Castro rebel csI.
tives to r.view 6 900 soldiers in battle
array, as they deployed past. the
prisoners standing in the hot sun.
The next step will probably be to
take them out and shoot them.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Unusual Offer To Our Readers.

For a limited time. and subject to
withdrawal after 30 days. the well.
known publishing house of the J. B,
Lippincott Company, Philadelphia.
founded in 1892. offers to the readers
of this paper IL months subscrip-
ton to ''Lippincott's Magazine" and
a years subscription to the Kentuck-
ian. both for $500. Thisis the price
of twelve months subscription to
"Lippincott's" alone. Additional to
obtaining every issue of this paper
for a year, our readers will receive
in "Lippincott's." IL great complete
novels by popular authors. l05 short
stories. crisp. entertaining, original;
as timely articles from the pens Of
masters, and each month some ex.
cellent poems with the right senti-
ment. and "Walnuts and Wine."
the most popular humor section 10
America To obtain this extraordin
airy offer prompt action is necessary.
Remit to j. B. Lippincott Company,
Washington Square. Phila.. Pa.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Farm For Sale!

Buy DR.. T. P. Aliens farm if you
want nice country home. 1t is for
sale and he will sell to suit purchas-
er. 1t is we'll located and in a good
neighborhood; contains 80 acres, z
in timber. 2 in black locust, IL in z
year apple orchard. two good tenant
houses. new stable and barn, l good
well and cistern, two ponds; all un.
der good fence. Ia mile south of
Salem Baptist church. IL mile west
Of st Elmo school. Outlet front
and back on public road.
DR.. 7. P. ALLEN,
Pembroke, Ky.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Worshlper or suppIanter7

An amusing case OF hero worship,
or something opposite, on the part Of
a humble admjrer OF the r. Hon. ID.
Lloyd George, British chancellor of
the exechequer, has just been report.
ed from Wales. When visiting eric.
cleth recently a pedler called at the
chancellor's residence and begged a
pair Of Mr. Lloyd Georges CASTOR
shoes. On getting them he had them
repaired. and now proudly boasts that
"indeet, he Is in Lloyd Georges
shoes."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
individual
None Safe.

you admit, then" inquired the
magistrate severely. that you stol"
the pig?"
II suppose / must" said the pris-
oner.
Very WE'LL" returned the magts-
trate with decision. There has been
a lot of pig stealing going on around
here lately. and l am going to make
an example of you or none of us will
be safe. "-Tit-Bits
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
American View.

$50 you don't approve of those Lon.
don suffragettes?"
II don't know much about them"
replied Miss Cayenne, but certainly
feel that a woman who can't subdue
a few men without the use OF dyna.
mite is something OF failure"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30

A three-year-old Pennsylvania boy
has an effective bodyguard-Pete, an
enormous gander. Pete is always at
the boys side when the lad is out of
doors. Recently a dog came toward
the boy in a menacing manner and
was promptly knocked to the gutter
by a powerful flop from one of Pete's
wings.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Wanted for U. S. Army.

Able-bodied unmarried men be
tween ages of 18 and 35; citizens of
United States. of good character and
temperate habits. who can speak.
read and write the English language.
For information spply to Recruiting
Officer, 107. 9th street, Hopkinsville.
XIV.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
To Slow for Him.

A German farmer was in search OF
a driving horse.
I've got just the horse for you,
said the liveryman. He's FIVE years
old, sound as a dollar and goes ten
miles without stopping"
The German threw his hands sky,
ward.
mot for me-" he said, mot for me
i live eight miles from town and init
dot horse / hat to walk back two
miles. "-Nationa Monthly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
man

Persistence will gain you fame and
fortune, my son." said the sage.
"Oh, | don't know" replied the fool
IF the dandelion wasn't so persistent
the blame things would be raised un-
der glass and would be worth as much
as American beauties"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30
Free From Tobacco.

II thought / told you to quit us
ing tobacco" said the doctor.
Il have quit IT," replied the young
man.
Then what is that in your MOUTH"
asked the doctor.
"A cigarette" replied the young
man.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30

The impeachment proceedings
against Gov. Sulzer. of New York,
are a part Tammany's warfare On
him for refusing to pardon Becker
and do its bidding in other matters.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-30

Suffers enemies are charging that
he hid behind his wife's skirts. Not
if she wore a hobble skirt, unless
William is built like a match.