Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-08-14
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So Short meeting Long, threatened to Marry Little before long. which
caused Little in a short time to marry Long. Query. Dir fall sbot
love big Long less because Little loved Long?
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About five years ago. Al. Johnson, who ran a gambling house in this
city for % many years predicted that people would be blowing in the
business streets of Watertown. His prediction has come true.
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1t costs the average man a lot to be popular.
Hope is n excellent tonic, but it makes a poor diet.
Some talking machines r made, but the majority are born.
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"A baby that isn't the boss around the house doesn't amount to much.
Some men are so small that a twoforhve cigar is too big for them.
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When a mar acquires a peck of trouble i. looks ito him like a bushel
A sensible IA is one who figures out how he is going to let go be.
Some women get even with a man by refusing to marry him, and
some others by marrying NIL
Often a man has a lot Of good traits that you would never suspect if
he didn't tell you about them.
He is a rich a who can buy wearing apparel for seven grown
daughters without missing the money.
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1t sometimes happens that a girls reason for wanting to marry a
man is that he doesn't want to marry her. ID
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BY looking carefully you will find more things to commend than to
When a girl gives a young man her heart she expects a diamond in
Lots of men are willing to sell their experience fOr ~ ents On the
Sometimes a woman listens to a mans talk s. she will be ready to
start tin when he pauses for breath.
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If many people were to think before they speak they would forget
what they yer going to- say , s.
During the courship stunt aSmans word goes about seventeen times
as far with the woman in the case a it does after the two face the NIL.
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1t is easier to make friends than it is to hold them.
Never judge the cook by her references; you can't eat them.
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When a woman rathes the dishes more than usual while preparing
supper it's a sures sign that her husband will hear something drop when
he comes home. t.
Men, like watches. are valued by their works.
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Al. the world look down Of a man who is in a hole.
We all want the bigger half, yet there is such thing
Before burning your bridges behind you, be sure they are fully in
If you would hit the target of success you must aim before you shoot.
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Even the silent man is unable to keep his ignorance under cover.
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Anyway, n o man ever has occasion to apologize for doing his duty.
A girl has two good reasons for investing in a pair of pretty stockings
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Ordinarily a woman manages to hold her own-with the exception
of her tongue.
Lazy men would rather find fault than work.
About all the average man takes for a cold is advice.
No woman is supposed to look her age, no matter what it is.
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Even experience falls down when it tries to teach a fool
What a girl likes about a young man is usually what her mother does
not like.
Many a mans success is due to his ability to obtain five by adding
TWO and two together.
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People are always willing to do their duty-if they are allowed to
determine what their duty is.
Who viii wash dishes in the future, for all the girls are learning to
play the piano and paint china? ~ &a
When "a woman accidentally forecasts a shower al hour in advance
she thinks the government ought to give her a job in the weather bureau.
Many a good man ]; married to his boss.
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Al TOUCHING COINCIDENCE
Gaoe on a freight train Ed Harvey, the conductor, said to the brake
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There's a tramp stealing a ride or that forward boxcar. Go and
put him off, George
George walked ever tie car tops till he came to the tramp and then
roared:
Git Off. Git now,
But the tramp calmly drew forth an enormous revolver. and the
brakeman retreated over the car tops again.
Well did you put him OFF. George2" Harvey asked.
No I hadn't the heart to- George replied. He's an old boyhood
friend Of mine, poor Teller
We'll, I'll settle him. said the conductor grimly. and he in turn set
on over the car tops toward the tramp.