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The Washington times., 1913-05-26
CURED TERRIBLE
HUmOR ON FACE
Could Not 60 On Street Without Veil.
Tells What ResinOI Did For Her.

Philadelphia, Dec. 6-ls12.-'1n De
cember. Iy0s, my face became sore.
tried everything that was recommend
ed, ana my face got worse instead o.
better. I spent over 500 and got nc
benefit. The face and nose were very
red, and the eruption had the appear
ance of small boils. which itched me
terribly / cannot tell you how terrible
my face looked-all can say Is. It was
dreadful and / suffered beyond descrip-
ton.
II have not gone on the street an
time since 1903 without a veil, until
now. Just four months ago a friend
persuaded me to give Resinol trial.
I have used three cakes OF Resinol SOAP
and less than a jar of Resinol Ointment.
and ny face Is perfectly free from any
eruption, and NV skin is as clear and
clean as any child's- It is about -four
weeks since the last pimple disap-
peared." (Signed) Mrs. u. J. BatemaH
i25S Viola ST.
Practically every druggist sells Resi-
nal Ointment (50c and s1-0o) and Resino
Soap (e5c), but IL you are suffering from
itching. burning skin troubles. pimples
blackkeads. dandruff, ulcers. boiIs. stub
born sores. or piles. it with cost You
nothing to try these soothing. healing
preparations Just send to Dept 2S-S.
Resinol. Baltimore. Md. for free sam
pie of each.-Advt
The Washington times., 1913-05-26
WASHINGTON TINES BUREAU.
ALEXANDRIA, VA, MAY u


Twenty y-eight arrests were made Sat-
urday and yesterday as result Of the
enforcement Of the new traffic ordi-
nance Of the city council which recent
ly went into effect. At the meeting of
the police commissioners Wednesday.
instructions were given to- Chief of
Police Goods to see that the law was
strictly enforced and the crusade by
the police department followed.
Practically all the arrests were made
for driving on the wrong side of the
street, but there were several cases
where the offense consisted of turning
corners in an unlawful manner
The following were fined 81 each In
police court this morning for violation
Of the ordinance: Paul Pemrick, Charles
Warner. Edward Dwyer. Robert West.
Wesley Howe. Willie Jones. Walter A.
Warfield, Charles Sullivan, Rode Will
son, Edward Baker. NJ A. Sprouh, W.
H Young. william Taylor. William
Littlejohn, Alfred Peterson, John Hay
den, Guy Lewis, Charles Kramer.
W. J. Hardbower. Wilbert Baggett.
Julian Chauncey, Milton Langley.
Joseph Lomax, NJ woltz. Robert Ben
der. p. r. Stoneburner. Charles Jones,
Edward Jones. and Edward Brook.
The police will continue the crusade
today.
The Washington times., 1913-05-26
Will Camp in Virginia.

The Fifteenth Cavalry. at Fort Myer,
will be one of the companies to encamp
in the Shenandoah Valley in July. IL
present plans Of the War Department
carry. The proposal is to send a provi-
sional brigade for sixty days to test
organization under actual working con-
ditiOnS
The Washington times., 1913-05-26
Celebrate Birthdays.

Persons observing birthday ami
Chambers. the novelist, forty EIGHT
years old: DR.. Guy Potter Benton, presi-
dent Of the University OF Vermont, forty
eight years old: DR.. Shailer Matthews.
noted educator and author, fifty years
old.
The Washington times., 1913-05-26
Fire Costs $1,000 an Hour.

SHREVEPORT. La. Nav 26.-The
largest oil well in the Caddo field is
on fire and the flames are destroying
oil at the rate OF $1,000 an hour in
value.
The Washington times., 1913-05-26

All arrangements have been completed
for the trip Of the Alexandria Masons to
Philadelphia on June 5. when fraternal
visit will be paid to William L. Elkins
Lodge, OF that city. The party, which
Is expected to number more than 100
will leave here at a. m. in a special
train. They will visit points Of interest
in Philadelphia during the day, and at
The Washington times., 1913-05-26
MANY ARRESTS IN
TRAFFIC CRUSADE
Twenty Fined in Alexandria Court for Violation Of 0r
nance Passed by City Counci|-Poice will Continue
to Enforce New Rules.

. p. m. will attend the session Of the
Elkins Lodge The party will leave for
home shortly after midnight.
The Washington times., 1913-05-26


The funeral of Mrs. Matilda Mcwill-
Jams, who died Saturday afternoon. was
held this morning from ST. Mary's
Catholic Church. Services were con-
Quoted b. the Rev. II. ]. Cutler. Inter
ment was made in the Catholic Gene
tery.
In police court this morning George
Carter was fined SIS on a charge Of hit
ting Alice Kits. The woman was knock
ed down with such force that her jaw
erEerd fined $50 on a charge of keeping
a disorderly house.
James W. Fineyeey. fifty-nine years
old. died at his home in Fairfax county.
near the theological Seminary, yester-
three daughters. His funeral will be
held tomorrow afternoon at 2:30 from
the chapel at Bailey's Cross Roads.
An entertainment will be given In the
Westminster building tomorrow night By
Two OF the Sunday schools of the First
Baptist Church.
One Of the first civil service examina-
tons to be held in Virginia to fill the
position OF postmaster win be held here
June 2S. when the local secretary of the
commission viii conduct an examina-
tion to f1ll a vacancy in the postoffice
at Fort Hunt. The pay last year was
s24l; The requirements are that the
applicant be over twenty-one wears of
age and must reside in the territory
81 ppiied by the postoffce.
At meeting of Alexandria Lodx. Of
Eiks tonight. arrangements will be
made for the annual flag day services.
WHICH VIII be held June II.
The Washington times., 1913-05-26

An entertainment will be given In the
Westminster building tomorrow night by
two OF the Sunday schools Of the First
Baptist Church.
The Washington times., 1913-05-26

Al a meeting Of Alexandria Lodge Of
Eiks tonight. arrangements will be
niade Tor the annual flag day services.
which will be held June II.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
CHAPTER III.
In Darkest Chicago.

The castaways from the wrecked
taxicab hurried along the doleful
street Both OF them knew their chi
cago, but this part of it was not their
Chicago.
They hailed a pedestrian, 10 ask
where the nearest street car line
might De. and whittier IL might run.
He answered indistinctly from a dis
Greet distance, as he fastened away.
Perhaps he thought their question
merely a footpad's introduction to a
sandbagging episode. In Chicago at
night one never knows.
"As near as can make out what he
said. Marjorie" the lieutenant pom
dered aloud. I'VE walk straight ahead
till we come to Umptyump street.
and there We find a Rarara car that
will take us 10 Bloptyblop avenue. /
never heard OF any such streets, did
you?"
Never" she painted, as she jog
trotted alongside his military pace.
Lets take the first car we meet. and
perhaps the conductor car put US on
dt tue StIttl "hSle thS Hihisbel
lives"
Perhaps" There was not much
confidence in that "perhaps."
When they reached the street-carred
street. they found two tracks, but
nothing occupying them, as far as
they could peer either way. A small
shopkeeper in a tiny shop proved 10
be a delicatessen merchant so busily
selling foreign horrors 20 aliens, that
they learned nothing from him.
At length, in the far-away. they
made out headlight, and heard the
grind and squeal Of car Lieutenant
Mallory waited for II. watch in hand
He boosted MarJoris-s elbow aboard
and bombarded the conductor with
questions. But the conductor had no
more heard OF their street than they
had OF his. Their agitation did not
disturb his stole calm, but he invited
them 10 come along 10 the next cross
ing. where they could find another car
and more learned conductors: or.
what promised better. perhaps a cab.
He threw Marjorie into a panic by
ordering her 90 jettison Snoozleums.
but the lieutenant bought his soul for
a small price. and overlooked the fact
that he did not ring up their fares.
The young couple squeezed into
seat and talked anxiously In sharp
whispers.
Wouldn't II be terrible. Harry. ~,
Just as We got 10 the minister's. We
should find papa there ahead OF us.
waiting 90 forbid the bands. or wnat-
ever II is7 Wouldn't Il be Just ter.
rible?"
Yes. ~ would. honey. but n
doesn't seem probable. There are
thousands OF ministers In Chicago
lie could never find ours. Fact ls. O
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
PIMPLES IN BL0TcHES

316 57th St, Brooklyn, n. Y.-"About
IA year ago noticed a pimple on the
back OF my hand. picked II, and the
next day my hand became full OF pim-
Iples. They came in blotches. about
half dozen together. When they first
appeared they were red and infamed
and itched very much. ! scratched
them so they bled and then they de-
iveloped into sores. The disease
zone time my face got SO full OF pim'
pies and they itched so much was
ashamed to go out on the street.
when l bathed they became IN.
famed. | treated for them but instead
of getting better I became worse, and
by this time my disease became so bad
that could not sleep or eat. Finally
when / began TO despair OF getting
better a friend told me to try Cuti'
'cura Soap and Ointment. / sent for
samples and used them. I took hot
bath, using Cuticura Soap, and then
applied the Cuticura Ointment to the
affected parts before going to bed.
When I woke up the next morning the
itching had stopped. Within three
weeks had no sign OF a pimple. I was
entirely cured" (Signed) Z. Marks,
Dec. 16, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept l., Boston" "
Adv
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
Warranted in USING cuss Words.

A small boy in Fort Scott was out
playing with his wagon one day and
just at the critical moment one wheel
came off. The youngster walked
around the wagon several times and
surveyed 1t with the air of one accus
toned to disappointments. AS he
dragged the wagon to his home he met
a boy friend who joined him, and to
gether they trudged on, the Fort Scott
Tribune says. The owner of the wag
on sat on the front step with a for
Torn look; then quickly Frightening UP
he exclaimed: Let's cuss." "AD
right" returned the other, "Cuss, cuss
cuss. kansas City Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

Of these points. He showed q demo
cratic indifference TO them. Ills one
vital inquiry WAS:
How much will he tipi"
His inspection OF his first two
charges promised small returns. lie
buttoned up his cordiality. and de-
termined 10 waste upon them the ir-
reducible minimum of attention.
II would take at least a bridal
couple 10 retsore the balance. But
bridal couples in their first bloom
rarely fell 10 the lot of that porter. for
what bridal couple wants to lock IT.
self in with crowd OF passengers for
the first seventy-two hours OF welded
bliss?
The porter banished the hope as a
vanity. Little he knew how eagerly
the young castaways from that
wrecked taxicab desired 10 be bridal
couple, and 10 catch this train.
But the Englishman was restive
again:
'Pawtah! say. pawtah!"
"Yassah!"
What time are We due in San Fran
cisco?"
San Francisco? San Francisco?
We are doc thah the evenn' of the
foth day This bein' Monday. that
ought to bring us in abote Thuzzday
evenin'"
The Yankee felt called upon to
check the foreign usurper.
"Porrterr!"
"Yassah!"
Don't let that fellow monopoliZe
you. lie probably won't tip you at
all"
The porter grew conhdential:
"Oh, | know his kind sab. They
don't tip you for what you do do. but
they're ready letter writer's TO the
superintendent for what you don't
Co."
"Pawtah! say, pawtah!"
Here, porrterr.'
The porter tried 10 initiate the
Irish bird. and be in two places at
once. The American had a coin in
his hand. The porter caught the gleam
OF It, and fitted thither. The Yankee
growled:
Don't forget that I'm on the train,
and when we get to Frisco there may
be something more
The porter had the coin in his hand.
Its heft was light. lie sighed: Il
hope So"
The Englishman was craning his
head around owlishly TO ask:
Il say, pawtah, does this train ever
get wrecked"
We'll, II hasn't yet" and he muir
INJURED to the Yankee. but has
hopes"
The Englishman's voice was queru-
Gus again.
II say, pawtah. open a window, will
you? The air is CHASTITY. abso-ripping.
lutely ghastly"
The Yankee growled:
mo wonder we had the Revolution
airy war;"
Then he took from his pocket an
envelope addressed TO Ira Lathrop d
Co, and from the envelope he took a
contract, and studied II grimly. The
envelope bore Chinese stamp.
The porter, as ne struggled with an
obstinate window. wondered what
sort of passenger fate would send him
next.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

20 be promoted commander-in-chief IN
a year or two. lie allowed that gilt.
tering possibility TO remain, used It
as "a basis for argument
Then, dearest. you must help me
20 do my duty"
She clasped his upper arm as n II
were an altar and she an lphigenia
about TO be sacrificed 20 save the
army. Ard she murmured with utter
heroism:
Il will DO what you like %itt
me-"
lie squeezed her hand between his
biceps and his ribs and accepted the
offering in a look drenched with graf.
itude. Then he said. matter-of-iactly:
Wen see how much time We have
when We get to-whateyer the name
Of that street is."
The car iolted and walled on It's
way like an old drifting rocking
chair. The motorman was In no hur
~. The passengers seemed 20 have
no occasion for haste. Somebody got
on or got on a. almost every corner.
and paused for conversation while
the car waited patiently.
Mallory looked al his watch, and
Marjorie's hopes dropped like a
wrecked aeroplane. for he grimly
asked how long II would take them TO
reach the railroad station.
Good Lord. the train starts In
twenty minutesi"
During this tense journey the girl
perfected her soul with graceful
martyrdom.
"Tll 20 20 the train with you. Har.
~, and then you can send me home
in a tsxicab."
CTo BE CoSTINUEDl
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
doubt n We nnd him surselves.- =

doubt II We fnd him ssrseives.-
Her clutch frightened I'LL he would
have WINGED, II he had not been
soldier.
What do you mean, Harry"
We'll. in the first place. honey. look
what time IL is. Hardly more than
time 20 get the train. 10 say nothing
OF hunting for that preacher and
standing up through a long rigma-
role"
'sNhy, Harry Mallory. are you get
ting ready TO jilt me-"
Indeed I'm not-not for worlds,
honey, but I've got 10 get that train.
haven't L."
Couldn't you wait over one train
just one tiny little train?"
My own, own honey love, you
know it's impossible. You must re
member that I've already waited over
three trains while you tried to make
up your mind"
And you must remember, darling,
that it's no easy matter for a girl 10
decide 10 sneak away from home and
be married secretly. and so all the
way out TO that hideous Manila with
no trousseau and no wedding pres.
ents and no anything"
Il know Il isn't. and | waited pa
tiently while you got up the courage.
But now there are no more trains. /
shudder TO think OF this train being
late. We're not due in San Fran
cisco tin Thursday evening, and my
transport sails at sunrise Friday morn.
ing. oh. Lord. what II should miss
that transport! What II should"
What II We should miss the min
ister?"
1t begins to look great deal like
it."
But, Harry, you wouldn't desert
me now-abandon me to my fate?"
We'll, it isn't exactly like abandon
ment. seeing that you could go home
10 your father and mother in taxi
cab
She stared at him in horror.
80 you don't want me for your
wife! You've changed your mind!
You're tired OF me already! Only an
hour together. and you're sick OF your
bargain! You're anxious to get rid or
me! You"
oh honey, ! want you more than
anything else on earth. but I'm a
soldier, dearie. n mere lieutenant In
the regular army, and I'm the slave
of the government I've gone through
West Point, and they won't let me re-
sign respectfully and II | did, we'd
starve. They wouldn't accept my
resignation, but they'd be willing TO
courtmartial me and dismiss me from
the service in disgrace. Then you
wouldn't want to marry me-and |
shouldn't have any way OF supporting
you II you did. | only know one
trade, and that's soldering
Don't call II a trade, beloved. It's
the noblest profession IN all the
world. and you're the noblest soldier
that ever was, and in year or two
you'll be the biggest general in the
army"
lie could not afford 10 shatter such
a devout Illusion or quench the light
OF faith in those beloved and loving
eyes. lie tacitly admitted his ability
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
Modes...

A clerical-looking gentleman, In the
hope Of obtaining a contribution. en-
tered the office of a newspaper and.
finding the editor in. began:
Il am soliciting aid for a gentleman
of refinement and intelligence who is
In need of little ready money. but Is
too proud to make known his suffer
ings."
"Why!" exclaimed the editor, I'm
the only man in town answering that
description. What's the gentleman's
name?"
I'm sorry to say ! am not at lib
erty TO disclose it,"
1T must be me, parson. Heaven
prosper you in your good work." said
the editor. wiping away tear.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
THE KNOW HOW
To Feed Children and Get Good Re-
suits.

There are more nervous persons
made so by undigested food lying in
the stomach than the average indi.
vidual would suppose.
II food remains undigested in the
stomach, IL begins TO ferment. set up
gas and a large portion is thus con-
yerted into poison.
That's why imperfectly digested food
may. and often does, cause irritation
OF the nerves and stupor of the mind
brain and nerves are really poisoned.
my daughter had complained for
some time OF distressed feeling In
the stomach, after eating. which set
me thinking that her diet was not
right" writes an anxious and intelli.
gent mother.
"She had been fond OF cereals. but
had never tried Grape-Nuts. From
reading the account OF this predigest
ed food, IL seemed reasonable TO try
Grape-Nuts for her case.
The results were really wonderful
The little brain that seemed at times
unable to do its work. took on new
life and vigor. Every morning, now,
before going to school. she eats the
crisp little morsels and is now com
pletely and entirely well. she seems 10
have a new lease on life-no more
distress in the stomach, nor head
ache. but sound and well everyway.'
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Greek. Mich. Read the book, The
Road to wellville." in pkgs.
There's a Reason"
Ever resd the shove Ietsers a rev
enc sppesrs from time 90 tfue. Thes
are Gesuine, true, and full Of hsnaA
nDtereoG
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
Purelx Accidental.

Had any accident on this road
lately?" asked the traveller.
Yep" replied the man who hangs
around the station. Three train
came in on time last week"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

Great personal advantage follows
the daily use OF Dentacura Tooth
Paste. Its cleansing properties are
taultless. its action In preserving the
teeth from decay unique. Nothing else
Just as good Endorsed by thousands
Of dentists For sale at stores. 25c
tube or direct by mail. Dentacura
Co, 3 Alling ST.. Newark. N. J. Adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
Copyright. 1911, by Ii. X. Tly Co
SYNOPSIS.

Lieut.. Harry Mallory is ordered 20 the
Philippines. He and Marjorie Newton
iecide TO elope. but wreck OF taXicab pre-
rents their seeing minister on the way 20
.he train. Transcontinental train is TAX
ng on passengers. Porter has a lively
time with an Englishman and Ira Lath-
top. a Yankee business man.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

Sometimes the early bird has a
long wait before breakfast is served
In the dining car.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
clreumstantIal Evidence.

did you find our poor friends spir-
Its were broken?"
"Yes. in way. He was ordering
nothing but brandy smashes."
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

When some men get interested 4
politics they forget all about labor.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

A mans children. like their mother.
are apt TO ask lot OF embarrassing
questions.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
Deep DlsslmulatLon.

You seem inclined TO encourage
your wife 70 be a suffragette."
YES" replied Mr.. Meekton. IF ]
can thoroughly convince her that ]
desire her TO march and make
speeches. maybe she'll get resentful
and refuse 10 do So"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

PyEUMATIcA STOPS YOUR PAIN
Or breaks ID your cold In one hour. It's marvelouA
Cssd externally. AL druggists, - esnts- Adv
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

iNvALIDs AND CHILDREN
should be- given MAGEE'S EMULSION 20
strong then the body. Never falls All drugs ists
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

The first condition OF human good
ness is something to love; the second
something to reverence.-GeorgeE Eliot
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

ITCH Relieved in 40 Minutes.
woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds oi
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

Only One "BROMO QuINtNE"
rhat Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININH Iook
for the signature of E. w GROWS Cures Cold
In one hay, Cures Grip In Two bays. Sc,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

Write for book saving young chicks. Send us
names of friends that use incubators and get
bopk free. Raisali Remedy Co.. Black well. Okla.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28
Not Much.

MY feelings have been laceratsd-'
did IL take7"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-03-28

Ever resd the shove Ietsers A rev
enc sppesrs from time 90 time. Thes
are Gesuise, true, and full sf hsnaA
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-02-05
'IENTEN SEASUN IS
USHERED IN TO-DAY
CHURCH BEGINS FoRTY-DAH
PERIOD OF FASTING AND PrtArEn
WITH ASH WEDNESDAY.

Today is Ash Wednesday and mnrh9
the Inauguration of the forty day sen-
son of fasting and prayer observed nv
OF Christ's fast III the wilderness.
in all of the Episcopal, Catholic and
Lutheran churches. and the congregA-
tions OF these faiths will CONTINUES TO-
t nysu p s' whish comes to ~ end
Sunday, March 23rd. which will @be
observed as Easter Sunday. The Fri
most sacred day In the Church caiendArs
which the people observe In conx-
memoration of Chrtst's death on the
cross, The season o. prayer ana sein-
ttval Of rejoicing over the resurrections
from the grave.
The Ienten season Is m0vable
period, dependent upon the moon'5
phases, and 1t comes this year earlier
than for fifty-six years.