The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-04-10
High School Notes.
Junior Notes.

JuHiOT SnOTtuduu STUDENTS CLOSED Ia
week. For the past two weeks tn
class has been divided into two o.
posing camps. The one under tn
leadership of Miss Layton Smize
the other following the standard {
Howard Mccain. Many a pitche
battle was fought with glory an
honor to both sides. The forces G
Miss Smizer, however, finally emery
ed from the fray as the victoriou
veterans.
Here are some of the 100 pet aver
sions of the Faculty.)
Mrs. Hill-For pupil to give hi.
Geometry assignment as an excuse
for not getting his History lesson; t.
speak first and ask permission later
to look blase.
Miss Snider-To read plus y
equal 0, as plus y equal nothing; to
prove Geometry proposition by
simply writing "Sllah" (Behold) af-
ter it.
Miss Boggess-To say faint,
''kinda,' ''sort Of, Clocks like"
Macbeth he," and ut is laying"
: Miss Grube-To suggest improve
ments on Virgil's sentence structure
and grammar; to insinuate that the
great Virgil could make a mistake;
to translate "Cinerem Anchisae" (the
ashes of Anchises) as 'the cinders of
Anchises.''
Miss Russel-To ask to speak and
stay more than S minutes; to be slow
to accept the fact, ''the old order
changeth giving place to the new,"
to forget to bring your penmanship
book to class for four consecutive
days.
Mr.. Coonrod-To be gazed at.
Mr.. Seaman-Students who can't
get shorthand
Mr.. Henderson-For student to
funk in his studies without valid ex-
cuse.
Evelyn Kerrens, one of the jolliest
of the jolly Juniors, has returned
again to the fold. She has been alb
sent several week from school due to
a smallpox quarantine. So now let {
there be great reioicings, for one l
that was lost has returned. t
A short but very interesting chapel
was enjoyed last Thursday by the F
student body. Miss Iva Rockhold Il
and Miss Cecil Nicolay contested for S
the place Of the girl representative v
in the High School Defamation Con- r
test to take place at Warrensburg in il
May. Miss Nicolay's piece was p
PATSY" Both contestants acquitted d
themselves well. The only judges ii
were the faculty, who gave their de- N
cision in favor of Miss Rockhold. If h
Miss Rockhold wins first place at the fe
Warrensburg contest land we don't p
doubt that she willy she will receive tn
a scholarship at the Normal. 1t is la
we'll worth trying for and we wish CT
her and Mr.. Schesler, our boy con- W
testant, the greatest of success. 81
The Vergil class reports Dido still it
'moriture' 0eady to die.) The I'M pr
fortunate lady has been in that con- eq
lition for the last two weeks. 1t is pa
narrowing situation to say the least, VII
tut by tomorrow it is hoped all will
'e over, the fatal step taken and
'Aeneas' once more on his way to a.
he promised land. Dido's fatal love
Or Aeneas has given rise to several
cry heated wordy battles, boys ver-
us girls as to "who was to blame" WI
he girls unanimously agreed with
lido in blaming Aeneas ''the villain" Me
he boys on the other hand, de- p,
ounce Dido as malicious schem- ,
r" who diggeth her own pit, while
|iss CRUDE practically falls back on (
er convenient and ancient 1T was 1,l'
destined, the Gods alone were to VI.
ame." Needless to say, however, ~.
Re girls got the last word. ",'
Senior Notes.
The Senior class, after long and +
olent debating, in which much ser
God was shed. have at last chosen
cir graduation stationery. The
per will be of the best quality with T
I'D enclosing and the engraving me-,
III be Of the Greek type. The niol
mes office received the contract for mo,
e work. 10.
It is undecided as yet what play tion
Senior class will stage for" and lem
,ch v.iuo1rv 10 hnsnn shaun ha