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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-10-11
1t Holds First Rank

The Metropolitan Life lnsur-
ince Company does a non-partici-
3ating business. Every one of its
contracts is sold as a complete
business proposition. which states
exactly what the insurance will
cost, and exactly what the bene-
ficiary will receive. II has more
than thirteen million policies in
force for a greater amount Of in
surance than any other company
in the world.
The Company paid l62.s39
claims last year amounting 10
SIS .9Ol ,6l2. This was an average
of one claim for every 81 seconds
and Sl77.5I a minute for every
business day of eight hours.
II you are interested in Month
~ Income Insurance kindly con-
suit any of our representatives or
GEORGE {. CR0OK. Supt.
Bell phone 9SO-R 81. Schmulbach Bldg
Nat. phone 410M Wheeling. W. Va
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WOmen's and Misses Dresses

Dance Frock, Reception and Street Dresses Of Chamcusc. Plain
prices. 49, '""f'p u
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Geo. r. Taylor ca.
"IHe Progressive Store"

WITH THE OPENING OF OUR STORE ON
SATURDAY EVENINGS, AGAIN OPENED u
POPULAR TO 8 SALES, THE IDEA Is TO IN
DUCE YOU TO SHOP EARLY SO r
CLOSING WILL BE MADE POSSIBLE. THE
GONG WILL RING PROMPTLY AT O'CLOCK
AND PROMPTLY AT 8 O'CLOCK AND II
ARTICLES LISTED AT HI UNDER PRICES
CAN BE BOUGHT. BETWEEN 8 AND 8
O'CLOCK p. M, NO EXCEPTION. THIS WEEK
MARKS SOME NOTEWORTHY BARGAINS AS
WILL BE NOTED BY RUNNING DOWN THE
COLUMN.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Knew Him as Well.

A certain cantankerous old gentle.
man not long ago advertised for a
coachman, who was required, among
other qualifications, to possess an in
innate acquaintance with the neigh
borhood; but to his great surprise he
received not a single application for
the vacant post.
"I cannot understand it at ALL" he
said, as during chat one day with an
old hostler at the livery stables he had
mentioned the fact
Let me see," said the latter as a
gleam Of intelligence fitted across his
face, "ye hadvertised, l believe, for
one as must be well acquainted with
the neighborhood,' didn't ye?"
II did" replied the old gentleman,
shortly. II want some one who knows
his way about"
"Ah, that explains It." was the an.
swer. aye see, they who knows the
nelghborhood well knows ye, tool"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
ALL HE KNEW.

"That waiter Aas the most wonder
mi memory Of any man l know" said
Jenkins.
In what way?" asked the friend
Wbo was lunchlng with him.
you see that row Of hats hanging
up there? Well, I'll bet you anything
YOU like that when we get up from
the table he'll give you your hat,
and not mine-although I'm wearing q
new one today. | expect he noticed It
as soon as l came into the restau-
rant!"
This prohecy was amply fulfilled.
At any rate, the waiter fully appor-
toned the proper headgear to each
of the two men; whereupon Jenkins
inquired:
II say waiter, how on earth do you
know that this is my hat?"
81 don't, sir" replied the waiter
after he had pocketed his tip. All
know is that it happens to be the
hat you were wearing when you ar
riyed."-Answers.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22

idealism among officials the peoples
parties would sweep the polls. But.
as 1t is, It is hard to get out 30 per
cent. of the vote except for the reich
stag. The Germans let we'll enough
alone. They will never overthrow
the antiquated German system Of gov
ernment until they suffer from It inn
measurably. II Germany should get
into war and be beaten 1t might
result in a republic. If miIitarism
goes too far and demands too much
money from the people 1t might come
to great popular uprising. And IL
a great system of graft were exposed
the people would demand a change.
But just now democracy's greatest foe
is efficient bureaucracy. We have
good streets, efficient police, plenty OF
parks, sanitation, hospitals. But we
haven't the strength OF national
action, and that is what we must have
before we are the greatest people 10
the world"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
LOVE COMEDY NEARLY TRAGIC
Noted Actress Could Not Marry a Man
Who Only Had One
Leg.

Madrid,-A love comedy that is on
Its way to become tragedy Is excit-
Ing the best families In Madrid. 1t
relates to Gomez Lopez del Mavarette,
a well-known diplomat of Barcelona,
who fell in love with the actress Do
lorez Rivero de Domanones. She is
the daughter of an aristocratic Span
tsh family whose name she brought
Into great notorlety by taking to the
stage.
A famous young surgeon, DR.. Do
rado del Pozo, was also suitor for
Dolorez, and her affections wavered
80 uncertainty as to cause duel be-
tween the young men, in which the
diplomat was wounded in the leg
Immediately Dolorez was at his
side and nursed him devotedly. Sew
eral doctors were consulted, but the
leg became worse. At last Dolorez
persuaded her lover to consult his RI
val, the brilliant young surgeon. He
did so and Dr. Dorado del Pozo said
hat amputation would alone save his
life, as gangrene had set in.
More persuasion by the actress, who
assured him that her affections were
COW fixed, was needed before the
young diplomat would consent to the
operation. The operation was eventu
ally performed and Senior Mavarette
provided with an artificial leg.
In spite of her previous protesta
tions, Dolorez had to confess that she
could never marry man with one
leg. Not long after she married the
young surgeon.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Mlnss In the United states.

How many mines are there In the
United States? This is a question that
often is asked US. AS nearly as we
can determine, there are about six
thousand five hundred coal mines. OF
metal mines there are about six thou
sand, producing and developing. With
respect to the metallurgical works We
can speak more accurately. There
are nine copper rehneries and forty
FIVE smelteries. There are twenty
eight lead smelling works, twenty
eight zinc and S14 iron. There are
159 open hearth steel works and thlr-
ty bessemer works. Thus there is a
total of 613 metallurgical works of the
classes herein enumerated.-EngineerN
ing and Mining Journal.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22

"You should interest some brilliant
orator in the legislative matter in
which you are interested"
Il had thought Of It," replied Mr.,
Dustin Stax. But the trouble is that
an orator is likely to take up whole
lot of valuable time that we might be
able to utilize better by seeing his
auditors on an individual basis"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
FANGs IN WoMAN'S WRIST
ValnIy She Fights to EVade Venomoua
copperhead - Husband
Kills Snake.

Pottsvllle, Pa.-Mrs. Elwood wea,
yer, wife Of a well-known local dairy.
man. had terrific battle with cop
perhead on the Weaver farm, near
Hillside. Twice the snake attaclSsd
the woman, and finally succeeded in
biting her on the hand, which quickly
became black.
Mr.. Weaver than came to the res
cue, and the snnkN which boldly stood
its ground and would not take cover.
was killed. BY eompressing Mrs. Wea-
ver's wrist, the poison was prevented
from circulating through her body
until the wound was cauterized, and
her recovery is confidently anticipat-
ed.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Not Real THROUGH,

A story was recently told to exempt.
fly the pride which every man should
take in the work by which he makes
a living.
Two street sweepers, seated on a
curbstone, were discussing a comrade
who had died the day before.
"Blll certainly was a good sweeper"
said one.
"Y-e-es," conceded the other,
thoughtfully. "But-don't you think
he was a little weak around the lamp
posts"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Still at It.

"Dobbeday is a great worrier."
"Yes?"
"He worried about his hair till that
vas gone"
"Yes."
HE worried about his teeth till they
were gone"
"Yes."
HE worried about his money till
that was gone"
"Yes."
"And having acquired the worrying
habit, he worries now because there
k nothing particular to worry about"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
3 s3
Gathered Smiles
spolIed for Wavs ~ pa.o.

They were holding a racing meet
WHAT'S the natter with this horse
you brought from Juarez?" demanded
one Of the judges. "The public ia
burning up its money on him, yet he
cant run little bit What's wrong?-
conditions don't suit him." de-
cIared the owner of the plug.
But we've had all sorts of condi.
tions' We've had mud, a dry track.
dust and everything else"
i know; but that horse can't race
unless there's a light musketry fire."
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22

piled large sum Of money, which was
aboard the vessel
The ship started from London for
Lisbon, but was stranded on the Bel.
gian coast. The duchess has appealed
to the Belgian king, who is her son-in-
law, to give up at least the cash, but
King Albert has refused.
The Post asserts that several banks
have undertaken obligations to sup
port the former King Manuel, in case
the republic is overthrown.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Zeke's Bow. Ned.

"How's your boy, Ned, keepin up at
college, Ecker"
Not so we'll, l reckon. He wrote
his mother yesterday that If we ex-
pected him to go along with the other
fellers he was going to have to swap
of that old machine of hisn and git
one Of these sixty-horse power con-
traptlons."
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
His Glass.

"Your wife gave a beautiful ad-
dress"
"Yes?" replied Mr.. Meekton.
"She said it was woman's especial
duty to be kind to dumb animals"
"T heard about It,"
But you don't seem impressed"
1T doesn't seem to be anything that
interests me-not unless you are
going to put husbands in the dumb q"
imal class"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
seareoate Stupid Children.

Chicago.-"The average stupid child
recruits the criminal class when he is
brought up among normal children"
declared DR., Henry H. Goddard q
Vineland, N. j., addressing a conven-
ton of alienists here. They should
be segregated and receive a special
Sducatton," Raid he.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
New Curate.

The Lady-What's the new curate
like, John?
John-The queerest figure O. little
man you ever saw. They tells me as
ow the only wearin' apparel e can
buy ready.made is his UMBRELLA
London Sphere.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
WRECK FoILs MANUEL COUP
and Cash, Equipped by Duchess,
ls Stranded.

Munich.-The Post publishes a story
to the effect that ship was recently
fitted out with arms and ammunition
by the Duchess Carl Theodore of Bar
varia, in an attempt against the Portu-
guese republic. The duchess also sup.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
pesnerate Case.

Sapleigh-Miss Passee refused all
the other fellows, but when proposed
she accepted me.
Miss Keen-I'm not surprised. She
always said that when she made up
her mind to marry she'd stop at moth
ing
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
mioht Be Either.

He-Is that new place just opened
on YOUR street a tailor shop or pub
lie spooning parlor?
Shea spconing parlor? What do
you mean?
He-Why, noticed sign in the
window. Hand Pressing Done Here"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22

Yeast-Does your wife ever become
dissatisfied?
Crimsonbeak-Oh yes, she does
when she realizes that she can only
speak about 200 words a minute"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Defylnu Gravity.

"The hired man fell off the barn Just
now"
did he hit the ground?" inquired
Farmer Geehaw.
"He did"
Then have made a miscalculation.
I've always had a theory that he was
so light he'd go up"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22

Broke, eh? What became Of your
Seeing London scheme? Those tour
ing cars work everywhere else"
Couldn't get any business for three
months"
Are Londoners that slow in taking
up new thing?"
You don't understand. We struck
long run of foggy days"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Women Wear Trousers.

Lake Hopalong, N.J.-Women wear.
ing khaki trousers is no uncommon
sight in this town. Almost all the
female campers here wear the male
garb when shopping.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Preposterous.

she-George, tho last dress bought
has lasted me nearly year and a half.
He-Gee, but you women are lucky,
Tsat last tire l bought hasn't lasted
me a month and halfi
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Always Something.

Well, We needn't despair after all"
How now"
Just as this shortage in chorus
girls was announced, those blonde KtH'
Hmos were diseVyeSed."N y
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Offensive and Defensive.

Patience-I see Manitoba has pro-
hibited the sale of offensive weapons.
Patrice-Do you mean to say that
the women have to go out Of town to
buy their hatpins?
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
L.I4AE

The Waiter-Yes, sir, have been
waiting in this restaurant as man and
boy for ten years.
The Guest-Great Scott! and did
you order ham and" too?
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
BILLIE BURK is MAKING HAY
Noted Actress Accompanied by Pet
Dog Having Vacation on 5urk-
leigh CRest Farm.

New York.-In the picture is shown
Billie Burk on her Burkleigh Crest
farm at Rustings-on.the-H Hudson, where
she is taking In the fresh air and sum
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22

The round of applause the speak
er got was not appropriate"
why wasn't it?"
DO you think a round Of applause
nts In with square speech?"
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
The Result.

The way we figure things out now.
And surely tits no lie,
Is that arithmetic gets mixed,
And lads" will multiply.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Had Them Applied.

Miss Sue Brette-It is said that
eggs have a germ-destroying quality.
Foote Lighte-That's no reason
why people should think that all
actors have germs.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
LITTLE Slow.
sweet?

Leaves fall in time and so does rain
When it's time comes.
But officeseekers wait in vain
For falling plums.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22

shine and in the meantime playing the
role of Maud Miller so she can wear
dresses just like any other girl She
has turned her character role Of Tom
my in the Amazon over to her pet
dog. which is seen in this picture bus
!ly engaged in making hay.
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22
Sanitary Spider.

II won't have you in my parlor,"
Said the spider to the fly;
For you are covered with vile germs
And deadly bacilli."
The Southern herald., 1913-08-22

Yachtman-Had to call you three
times for breakfast this morning.
His Friend always thought there
was time allowance on a yacht.
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BELIEVES WILSON
MUST INTERVENE
WELL KNOW ATLANTA CITIZEN
BACK FROM MEXICO
WITH THAT VIEW.

Atlanta. July 26.-That President
Wilson will. be forced to intervene ia
Mexico is declared by Frank Ham
mond, secretary to Mayor Woodward.
and former well known Atlanta news
PAPER man, who has just returned
from trip which took him into the
Huerta country
Hammond declares that the infor-
nation in his possession is not based
principally on his own short cbserya-
ton, but is yoached for by response
bic Americans whom he met within
the border OF the nighbor republic.
"Huertas regime is about to fail, .
he declares. Thousands of refugees
are camped along the border in Texas
and Arizona waiting to see what Pres
ident Wilson is going to do and hop
ing he will take some aggressive ac-
tion. During the past few weeks
American citizens have been repeat
eddy beaten and robbed on the streets
OF Jaurez. Not only are Americans in
need Of succor, but all foreigners are
looking to the United States for as
sistancen
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lington viii return Sunday evening
fiein theiF outing On 81 simon's.-
Vaycross journal.
Mrs. Walker Dunson, with her
daughters, Misses Edith and Gladys
Danson, have returned from st. ST
mon Atlanta Georgian.
sIre. A. c. Goldmire and children,
OF Atlanta. Will arrive tomorrow 70
be the guests OF Mr.. ard Mrs. J. {
Barnes, on Union street
The little daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
A. de Sofa Mendes. who was painful
~ burned a few days ago, was some
what improved yesterday
Miss Juanita Dayis viii play HUI
moresque al the Pastine Monday
night. Miss Davis is equally at home
in her more popular numbers.
Mrs. n. u. noykins and little Misses
Martha and Marjorie Boykin IRE in
Virginia, where they win spend the
remainder q tho summer with 1e.a
I YES.
NJ
The many irithds u Mrs. Il. - ~
WIN resfeL 70 ieall' .p''t " 49,, - -
Z salilarlulh - ioas''p :, 80 ~ ,s1,
". tox accompanied i'ei anu . 7s'''
WIN 'lef A~
c
Key >. \. llafris' OF i'a,,ral'se, anu
heY' " = D'oons' - '' .r4fa,1l,
nave been the guests O tle Niettloulst
parsonage th.S #seA' ~ : . ia.Ai : T. S ~,
speiiu seFti'l usS'' o. p '''i''''' ? ~
lei.
-
MISS May "fisnt ana her sueS.i
MISS ha'aQ haffell, ol SCUM oaIo'
Una, VINO are speheihs some tiiile On
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-07-27
DAYS OF DIZZINESS.
Come to Hundreds Of Brunswick
People.
sI'taro oro Jr,v. > s;.,{,,a,s,4

Come to Hundreds Of Brunswick
People.
There are days of dizziness;
Spells of headache. languor, back
ache;
Sometimes rheumatic pains;
Often urinary disorders.
Doan's Kidney Pills are especially
for kidney Ills.
Endorsed by residents of this vicini-
ty
Mrs. Belle C1eland. 80 c St, Way
cross, Ca, says: about two years
ago I had a severe attack Of kidney
trouble. My back be came weak, sore
and lame pains darted through my
kidneys and sides. was subject to
dizzy spells and at such times spots
hoated before my eyes. The kidney
secretions We're in bad shape and l
knew that had kidney complaint. 1t
required only one box of Doans Kid
ney Pills to rid me Of the trouble,
They acted as a tonic to my system
and restored me to good health. I
am only too pleased to tell Of my ex-
perienee."
Fer sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents fer the United
States,
Remember tire name-Doan's- ana
take no other. u
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w. II. DeVOe
1910 Newcastle St.
DON'T TAKE cALoMEl

FOR LIVER TRou5Lg!,
Rave You Heard OF the New constipe.
ton Remedy from Hot Springs,
Arkansas, that Thousands Are
JoyfuIIy Praisine?
Just go to your orAggist today; say
want a rs cent box VI HOT SPRINGS
LIVER BUTTONS; use them as d.
rected and soon all your stomach, liy-
er and bowel troubles will he over
The great physicians in Hot Springs
prescribe them for constipation, Stag
gish liver, Indigestion, sick headache,
dizziness, blotchy and sallow skin and
they certainly are fine.
Take safe. gentle blissful HOT
SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS for a
week. They will tone up the liver
thoroughly, cleanse the bowels o
poisonous accumulations and make
you eat better, sleep better, work
better.
They are great for nervousness and
as a body tonic. Postal trings free
sample from Hot Springs. Ark.
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r a E c X / S.
Now is The Time to Get Rld Of These
Ugly Spots.


There's no longer the slightest
need Of feeling ashamed Of your
freckles. as the prescription
othine double strength has been
discovered, that is guaranteed to re-
move these homely spots.
Simply set an ounce Of othine
double strength from e. G. Bruce
and apply d little OF it night and
morning and you should soon sec
that even the worst freekles have
begun TO disappear. while the light
er ones have vanished entirely
Is seldom that more than an onnc
is needed to completely clear th
complexion.
BE sure to ask for the double
strength othine as this Is sold unde
guarantee OF money back If 1t fails
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USE zE.o-
ITCHING vANisHEsl
Use zEMo, the Nav Wonder.

AT last a remedy for skin fortunes
that ses everybody smile and say,
.Ho6-ray. I've found It at iasti' ZE-
MO IS really extraordinary az any
man or woman can prove Immediate
ly at n cost Of only few cents. II
you have that terrible fiery itching,
prickly heat, eczema, irrltated or in
famed skin, blotches, pimplea or
blaekheads. you will marvel ait the
result of Zemo.
zIfMO Is absolutely guaranteed to
stop itching; It gives instant relief,
pain disappears, sores, rashes aud
dandruff leave you,
zEAf0 is sold in 2a-cent and 81
bottles, or sent direct on receipt OF
price, by q. w. Rose Medicine Co,
st. Louis. Mo. Try a 2a-cent bottle
and when convinced, get ST bottle
Which contains six times as much as
the 25-cent bottle.
Sold and guaranteed IN Brunswick
by the Andrews drug store 1T
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-07-27

We want your patfonage-The Plaza
Cafe.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-07-27
RowELs lM CONDITION.
Everybody Says They Are Fine;
Nothing 50 Good FOR Constipation
ever Before offered in
Brunswick.
Young and Old, Male ana Female, all
Sing the Praises of Hot Springs
Liver Buttons-Make You Feel
Fine in a DaY

TfHG va 4 Lay.
Don't fool with Calomel or Salts or
harsh purgatives that act violently,
many times injuring the lining of
the bowel, and causing serious ill.,
ness.
HOT SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS
are mild. gentle, yet absolutely GER
tain.
They always act blissfully on the
bowels and never fail to unclog the
stubborn liver and compel it TO do its
Fnow that there is nothing better
they can prescribe Take HOT
SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS as d.
'ected and get rid OF constipation.
tzziness, biIiousness, sick headache,
sallow, pimply skin, They arc q
fine tonic. All druggists % cents.
Sample free from Hot Springs Chem
Teal Co. Hot Springs. Ark.-4
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ON HEB KITCHEN STOVE

. 1t is interesting to note that the
most successful remedy for woman S
ills was originally prepared nearly
forty years ago by Mrs. Lydia r.
Pinkham Of Lynn, Mass, BY sleeping
roots and herbs on her kitchen stove
and supplied to her friends and neigh.
bors without cost. Its fame spread;
the demand grew; until now many
tons of roots and herbs are used each
year in order to supply this famous
remedy which has proved such q mar
yelous success in controlling diseases
Of women. Merit alone could have
stood this test Of time
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If you want Singer machine call
n GEO. =. Ga.
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IT CURES WHILE YOU WALK

Use Ailen's Foot Ease, tie an1iseptic powder to
be shaken into the shoes. 1t instantly takes tho
sting out Of eorne itching feet ugrowing nails and
bunlens It's the greatest comfort discovery Of the
age. Aliens Foot-Easa makes tight or new shoes
feel easy Ladies' can wear shpea enc size smaller
after using. II is . certain relief Tor swestings
calous and swollen, tender, aehng feet Try it To-
dae Sold everywhere, csc. Trial package FREE
Address, Alien s. olmsteds Lo Roy, N. !.
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For cuts, earas and Bruises

In every home there should be a
box of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, ready
to apply in every case Of burns, cuts
wounds Of scaIds. ]. H. Polanco, Del
vale, Tex, r. No ?, writes; Buck
lens Arnica Salve saved my little girls
cut foot. No one believed it could be
cured" The worlds best salve, Only
Csc. Recommended by all dealers.