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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-10-23

If you have any skin blemish or q
little rash, do not let it develop into
something more serious. Remember
d. y. D: Prescription has been recog--
n1Zed for fifteen years as the standard
skin remedy. 1t always helps, and If
used according to directions, it should
cure in a short while.
All druggists sell this standard rem
edy, but if you come to US, we will
offer you the first full size bottle with
the guarantee that unless 1T stops the
itch at once we will refund the pur-
chase price. Ask also about the equal
ly efficient skin soap.
Thistlethwaite drug stores, Eighth
I'd North E, Eighth and South E and
sixth and Main.
rs-the Standard Skin Memedy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-10-23

others opened the Fourth National
bank at Cincinnati, the ninety-third
national bank to be given charter in
the country.
Frank left and went to New York,
Mordecai remaining in Cincinnati
where he soon became a leader in
financial circles. He lived to see the
bank he helped found, pass the fifty
year mark on September IS, 1913,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-10-23
Fire Risk Controls
Rate of Insurance

equipment. occupancy and structural
qualities OF the building is used in fS-
uring all individual rates from the
basic rate.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-10-23
KEEVER HAS SMALLPOX
Every Effort Made to Pre-.
vent Epidemic.

Every effort is being made by
County Health Officer King and the
physicians of Cambridge City to pre-
vent an epidemic of small pox. Harry
Keever, living near that city, has
been quarantined for several days aft
er showing marked symptoms of the
disease. 1t was pronounced smallpox
by DR.. King today.
All persons known to have been
with Mr.. Keever last week, are being
vaccinated. Seven persons in one
family have been inoculated.
Thirty-two per cent of the seven
million working women in this coun-
try are under age.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-10-23
RAILROAD PERSONALS

f. o. Brown. Pennsylvania through
passenger engineer, is enjoying his
annual vacatio.
E. c. Scott, Pennsylvania engineer.
is visiting in Cincinnati
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-10-23

Charles w. Jordan and E. NJ. Haas
went to indianapolis today to extend
a personal invitation to Governor Raj
ston to attend the annual banquet of
the Richmond Commercial club. The
date for the banquet has not yet been
fixed, but will be arranged for the
convenience of the governor. Sharon
E. Jones went to Chicago yesterday to
invite Harry Z. Wheeler. president of
the commercial organizations of the
United States, to attend the banquet
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-10-23

advertiser ent]
The evening world., 1913-01-16
PAPE'S! BREAKS
4 COLD At ONCE.
First dose Of Pape's Cold
Compound ends all
grippe misery.

You can surely end Grippe and
break up the most severe cold either
In head, chest, back, stomach or limbs.
by taking . dose Of Pspe's Cold Com
pound every two hours until three con-
sccutive doses are taken.
II promptly relieves the most miser-
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nose stuffed up, feverishness. sneesing.
sore throat. mucous catarrhal discharges,
running Of the nose. soreness. illness
and rheumatic twingcs.
Take this wonderful Compound ~
directed. without interference with your
usual duties and with the knowledge
that there Is nothing else In the world
which will cure your cold or end Grippe
misery as promptly and without any
other assistance or bad Z. after-effects
as . a5-ccnt package Of Papes Cold
Compound, which any druggist can
supply-sccept no NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
no quinipe---bclongs in every home
Tastes nice.
The evening world., 1913-01-16
Quick
Home Cure
for Piles
Trial Package Abs olutsly Free-Will
You Spend 0 Post Gard for It?

II you are = sufferer from piles instant
relief is yours for the asking. and a speedy.
permanent cure will follow.
The Pyramid Drug Co., 400 Pyramid
Bldg. Marshall, Mich. will send you FREQ.
In "A plain wrapper, a trial package OF
Pyramid Pile Cure. the wonderful sure and
certain cure for the tortures OF this dread
disease. Thousands have already taken
advantage OF this offer. thousands Know
for the first time In years what II Is to he
free from the pains. the itching. the awful
agony OF piles.
Pyramid Pile Cure relieves the pain and
itching Immediately. The inflammation
goes down, the swelling Ia reduced and
soon the disease IL gone absolutely.
No matter how desperate you think your
case Is, write in o-day for the free trial
treatment. Then, when you have used Ii
In the privacy " your own home and
found out for yourself how cfficacious Il
IL, you can get the full size package at a n,
drug store for so cents. Every day you
suffer after reading this notice you suffer
needlessly. simply IN cut free coupon
and mail o.day.
The evening world., 1913-01-16

hold The girls work ont for them.
selves the best way of getting alon.
on certain specified lncofIes. Tncy be-
gin with an income Of $500 a year. AMI
IN their own budgets prove that IL is
possible for two persons to live on that
amount OF money In comfort. You sec
that these girls can't be under the
Illusion that $1,000 a year IL necessary
for comfort.
."Of course they plan household
budgets for larger incomes. but econ
omy and careful buying are the prin-
ciples maintained throughout the work.
\ careful study IL made Of the market
prices OF food. and OF menus that shall
he cheap. appetlzlng and healthful.
Sensible mothers In every walk of life
realize that such training In essential
for their daughters, II tho latter are not
10 he hopeiessiy alta disadvantage when
they have their own homes to manage.
A girl who has always had everything
bought for her Is bound to be ignorant
Of the value Of money. With tire best
Intentions In the world, she will run her
husband into debt unless his purse Is UNI
commonly deep"
"And the girls are taught the scauty
OF simple standards of living. are thcy
ros?" I suggested.
"ASSuredly, answered Mrs. SnaW.
Oneness and simplicity 20 together.
and we do our best to make the girls
realize this.
For one thing, We insist upon Sim
plicity IN drees. n any GIRL Is observed
TO be wearing elaborate clothes or
Jewels, ahe II quietly cautioned to con-
form to the general standard OF neat
ness and unobtrusveness. An over.
dressed girl Is not popular with her
companions, either. Even at the school
entertainments we encourage dainty but
plainly made little frScks. and We serve
simple refreshments. The general effort
Is 10 avoid anything like expensive os-
tent alton, and TO make the girls under
stand that such ,show-ofT' II only bad
taste.
Sometimes the graduate Of q 9isls
school becomes conspicuous for ll-bred
extrayagancs. But, as one OF our most
successful principals recently explained.
the world and not tho school should be
blamed for this girrs fault. The school
did what II could to show her the right
way, and her errors came after she
left the school and went out Into the
world.
"That there are many things In
the world more important than
money 70 the lesson Thousands OF
youug girls are learning In their
schools. I believe that most Of
them pront b. the instruction
And when I asked DIR. Sinnott at st.
The evening world., 1913-01-16

Patrick's Cathedral II he Thought the
modern girl waited TO get marriea un-
III she was sure OF an Income 81 ten
thousand "A year. he put back his head
and laughed.
"The call Of nature IL stronger than
any such artificial restriction" he
averred. Young men and women are
naturally attracted to each other. and
believe that they will continue to be
SO attracted.
II think that II . girl Of eighteen or
twenty-1 don't care whether she's
Catholic or ProtestAnt-becomcs ac-
quainted with a straightforward. pleas
ant young man. not too bad looking,
and he asks her to marry him. she'll
consent without even asking X he has
q Job. Money Is the last thing young
girl thinks of, when it's q question OF
marriage.
The woman OF thirty-nve is the ono
who stops to consider . mans income
when he proposes TO her."
The evening world., 1913-01-16

shows little and unimportant beside
love"
After left Dr. Parry I decided to
ask Mrs. y. Archibald Shaw whether
the girls she knows have Jade the ten
thousand-dollar standard the sine qua
non OF marriage. Mrs. Shaw's anHwcr
Is exceedingly worth while. because she
Is the principal OF Hamilton Institute.
girls school as delightful In Its atnos-
phere as It IS notable In its patronage.
mo girl I know" asserted Mrs.
Shaw, would make hor marriage
conditional on tho young mans re-
rsiving an income OF ten thousand
dollars. It 10 inconosivable that
such o sordid ana msrosnar. view
OF one Of the supreme relations
life should DO taken BY part Of tho
young womanhood Of America.
Certainly the girls schools are on
the side OF the highest ANA most
unsworving idealisn, in marriage
~ In other matters.
II consider the course In home eco
Monies for the girls at my school TO b.
at least as important as any Other
part OF the curriculum. The girls learn
the theory and practice Of housekeep.
Ing. and are given plenty of experience
IN regularly equipped kitchen. They
cook and serve meals. and are taugh,
the other processes which belong 70
home-making.
Special stress Is laid upon book
keeping. with reference to the house.
The evening world., 1913-01-16
Friday Bargains in
Wash Dress Fabrics

SILK Mixed Habutines-heavy satin
dot--vartety OF colors--
Elsewhere ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. TX
New Dimity-splendid assortment Of
floral and pretty designs-Speciai ,l2x
Fancy Dress Ginghams and Seersuckers
10 CT. quality.,........'.."" On
Imp'td Shirting Nahras-S2 inch
white with various width cold
stripes-Eisewhere .Sb............. .2O
Mercerizsd Poplins-svery wanted
shade-Special ....."............. .lE
Mercerissd Black satsens-.
lnstrous finish-worth Is. ,..,...- ~
K,mono sR,es-florAA end Psss0sa
dssiSns-rssApk as..........-..-.. -
The evening world., 1913-01-16
New Silks
At Friday Bargain Prices

Yard wide Changesble Messaiines-
desirable colors usually Dc. 80
Yard wide Hairlinc Messai,nes-
Black, Navy, Brown, Copenhagen
with White, also White and Black
and White and Navy Ribbon
Stripes--value -, ..,,,,,,,...,..... I'D
Yard wide SILK Poplins--lustrous-
chiffon finlsh-white, cream. light
and dark oolors. also black
value NJ ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Mt
40 inch Satin Charmcuse-white.
cream, light colors and new spring
shades. also Black-vaiue s2.O,,.I. 1T
10 inch Crepe Meteors-every desirable
light and dark color
500 qualitN ..'''''''''''''''''',.,. I 40
s5 inch Satin Princess--charmeuse
misunderstanding colors. including
evening shades--value N.SS. az
rs inch Black Messalines Satin Duchess
raffetaN Peau de Soies and Peau
de cygnb- special ,",,.,,"......, .OS
No Mail or Tslsphons orduA
The evening world., 1913-01-16
MERCENARY TRAITS OF
SOME MOTHERS.

IA I told those women the other az
ternoon, what are we to think when
eyen n small number OF the young
vomcn OF our community admit such
depiorablc deals, Personally have q
Arm faith In the American grl. ! be-
lieye that II she Is directed along the
right maths she will develop Into fne
and gracious womanhood. But we all
know that there arc some mothers-I
trust their numbers are fe"-who are
willing To sacrifice their daughters to
,nercenary considerations. Naturally
thesc considerations Will seem most I'M
portant to such daughters
cts not that l decry money or the
good things It can give. I think It's hne
To have beautiful clothes and a luxuri-
o,sly furnished home and plenty OF SER
wants and motor cars, Tho point -,
these are not the most important thihss
OF life. want our girls to recognize
that only realities give lasting happi-
ns.s. such realities as character ana
love and sincerity and truth.
.~rhere are plenty OF young women
who are sacrificing material advantage
To love. l know a girl who was gwen
a choice between two men. one Oh
them was very we'll off. indeed. and a
a.e worthwhile man into the BARGAIN
me other had an equally good char
seter. but he was not rioh, ana De-
Sn.e of certain temperamental quail
~ there was little chance OF his ever
'sHtaining a fortune. Yet this second
young man was the sassor favored oy
a. girl, Just simply because she ioVeo
The evening world., 1913-01-16
HELP WANTED-MAl6.

All lost or found articles adj
veril>cd In The World viii he
listed ut The Worlds Infornin-
tion Bureau. Pulitzer Iiuildlns
Arcade. Park towt World,
Uptown OFFICE. northwest corr
ner 3Nth 81. and Broadwayi
Worlds Harlem office. .fO
West i.5th St., and World.
liroohI,m office, 2o2 Washing
ton st.. Brooklyn. for 80 days
following the printing Vt the
advertisement.
The evening world., 1913-01-16
January Sale Values
and
IfidAy BafsAius In
WOmsn's Coatsand Suits
Furs Dressing Sacques


Furs Dressing Sacques
rpu Length costs-C hinchiIla and
Double Aoed Ctcthe.hlfch. navy .
srsy or bFown-rss n1~'.'..."1O.0o
Full Length Coats--Chinchiilss.
Broqfoioths, Pushes and Caracule-
black and best ooiors-vNriety Of last
season models-vaiue Sie.ee. ....12.A6
Full Length Coats-Chinchiiia. Tlush
and Boucles-black and hest coipre-
satin iinsst-e16.ss value. 4.06
Tsi,ersS Suit yyrS'ss,e'osh: vs.. Sh:y.o'
warmly intsrtined and hnei With
tailorsd-wses oiS.ss. ..".""...1 1sA6
Ts,lorsd suita -v.!ysts, coro.r1ys.
black and best coIors-variety OF
latest modsls-reE. e2e.W...."...1S.bO
women's Serge Drssses--biack, navy.
lace or net yokss-rsv. iioSs. -. .0.26
Russian Pony Coats-fuii length
large shawl ooilaro. brocadS "
skinn::rs satin lined ..o
women.s Fur Sets -Opossum, Consy.
Red FOx-Scarfe In \ variety OF
nods' =. pillow muffs-- go.
Black FOG Scarfs-Larse shawis and
Novelty ScArfs-reg. 123.W.......1 2.O6
Pillow Muffs to match. LOS
Dressing sacques-Fleece Down.
light and dArk--rsg ~ and ~. Al
The evening world., 1913-01-16

White Lawn Waists-new models
with Torchon. Val, Ven.ss laces
and Emb'y-reg, Sl.69...,........... .OS
Black HeatherbloOm Petticoats-
straight models-reg. yi2i......., TT
Taffeta SILK tticosts-excellent
quality-black-- plated flounces-
cotton dust droI-reg. s2.oy,".,..l.75
Extra Size Petticoats-black sateen-
tucked flOunces .ys......... IL,
White Coutil Corsets--new long models
sizes Is to 30--reg. t2,O0.......,..,,. III
The evening world., 1913-01-16

Colonial acrim Curtaina-3s inch
cluny lace edse-special..., 80
Another lot wide lace insert
deep hem--vaaue u. l9.............. IN
Real BRUSSELS, French L.Acet. Marie
Antoinette. Irish Point and Scotch
Lace Curtalns-i to pairs os style
were $o'9s. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .26
Unfadable Portieres-Madras designs-
sea greens, old blues, wood tones.
reds. etc.-pair-
Ids. =. 40. ADS. q. 0S
Values sass to t6ss.
~ inch Dresden Madras---double border,
Oriental. floral-value .ieis....,..,...
Clearance OF Mil lengths and samples
OF SILK Damasks. Tapestries. 'Velours,
etc. square to IA yds. hong
each' ',,,,,,,..',,,,,.,,.:. I'D to 4 .OS
Worth more than double.
Negus Tapestry Couch Covers
fringed-S0 inches wide-val. $40 .OS
The evening world., 1913-01-16
aRNsIeLE REASON OF A PRAc
TlCAl WIFE.


know proposed theatre supper al
restaurant for some visiting rTiehus'
Quite frankly and bravely his wire
rsplied, We can't AFFORD 1t. because
- are living on a very small Income
We will have our theatre supper In our
own home, and I whl prepare ana
serve It myself n
SNOW. those are the things which
call really splendid." ended Dr. Parry
warmly.
"You are In favor OF early mar
Itsges7" I asked
"Yt seems to me unnasurai TO put
az marriage bsosuss the young
man isn't msking . large amount
n money. Il should be Joy for
HAs bride to share the period OF
struggle ana sndsAvor. Nothing
else 20 closely draws together hus-
hand ana wife, and their future
suoosss WA be all the swsster II
each has shared In tho making OF
IT,"
"Wouldn't you fx upon any sum as
minimum marriage income?'
N"I couldn't" denied DR.. Parry. ''Its
an a matter of Individual circumstances
IA young couples assets are frequently
lot limited to the pay envelope OF the
,hnsband. Perhaps the wife's father has
"a farm In the country. Then her table
expenses viii he diminished, for she
Will receive many baskets OF fresh eggs,
vegetables and flowers. The mother and
sisters Of another young woman who Is
getting along on small income will
insist on refurbishing her wardrobe. A
piucky young husband. content with
ANAL beginnings, may be helped out
amazingly by a Christmas check from
q rich relative.
'~rhe only general rule mat one can
give regarding he &proper income on
which to marry N that each pair OF
engaged persons ought to plan out their
scale OF expenditure before they marry,
Then the girl will know whether or not
she can afford to keep maid or a
coachmau.
soRDIp AND MERcENARY VIEW
OF MARRIAGE.
y. -'cNo girl should grow up without a
Thorough training in household eco
n,vunics. And first her father aud later
her husband should tell her gently but
candy when they cannot AFFORD 10
zrftify some wish Finally, our girls
must be Imbuef with proper sense OF
xslnDaA They mvsi realize tBst @9nsy
The evening world., 1913-01-16

January Sale VALUES
and
Friday Bargains In
Womsn's and Children's
Muslin Underwear
Corset covsre- Cambria ana Nainseoe...
lace and ribbon trsm-rss. o'..'.. s1S
back trim Of Val iace-IO Of val. .3S
Muslin CAer.ases-ti =. ruffie-- al
value .."........"....,... 10
Cambria ana Muslin Chcmises- -.
lace. emb'y and r'bbon-res. ~ 80
Nainsook and Muslin Nisht
Dresses-lace and wide insert or cinb'y
and lace combinsd--vaius b.. IN
Nainsook Night Dresses-prsttiiy
trim'd stylcs-rog. .D......."..". .bS
Nainsook Night overwhelmingly
trim'd In newest effects with laces.
enjoys, medallions. ETC.
worth ..,..................... sO4
Sheer Nainsook Night Dresses
elaborate lacey rtyles-doxen
modcs-vaiue e2S. ..........".....1.04
c.,., -
Tnrch"n ,sc., ~ ',rh.v ia W
trtm'd drawer or skirt-rsg. w.. 80
c.r,.x, hr..,,,A,s.r,
~ ~, ~ IL u ,,,a,rsn
about Is pretty dcsigns-rcx. 90. 40
FIX. size Corset Covcrs-Fruit OF Loom
cambrtc--<4 to " bust-usually 20 III
,,x Sin. co-,., cov.r.c.u,r,c
'e' '''''''''''' -"
with II. y. hem-reE. .4s........,. ~
,,. ,, , ,,,
and insert--.reg. .I9....,............ AZ
Womens House Sacdues.I,awn and
TeIcae-ngnt ana uurk-Defnt-rltted
49,"
| Children's Muslin Drawers
| hem and tucks-
! TO tval .i2s. ..................... ID
| 10 i-'aL y'''''.'..'.......,... III
| ,,,.,,,, r,..,. ,,
Cni.arens TRANSPORTATION ana
years-reg. ~ and .So......"",". IN
c,u,ro,.s c,m,r,, N,.,, n..
wide beading -torchon lace edge
! !" ye""-'",' 'w'''''''''''''' I'D
''''''''''' '"'
-tucks and ii. s. or good emily"
10 Is years-yaiue .s5 ,.'. "a
and
u,.;,. C,.
Nisses "iu p"oicS wear
J ,,,,, ,x. r,....,.., t,,,,,t.. ,
uinghams stripes, ylaids. checks-
| 10 " yrs'-res 'io'''''''''''''''' I'D
Misses, Full Length Coats.Chinchillas
Chevlots; bSucIes-H 10 IL years
We're Sl7.@..
| Little GIFTS WINTER Coats-
Mere Mere ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS .s,,,..,''.'''.''',',,,,'..s.,w ~
Were te,@..,...:.:::...........O. OH
p.,,... Manic. s,,r,. -. p..,
=" ''-p'''' rep 10 ""1 '"'
reg "a. ''''''''''''''''''.'''.... 81
SILK and Wool Flannel Bands
! reg. .H................... 1T
bird s-Eye Diapcrs-iem'd--
Dx2O to Txb4--dozen..... .S7 to I .66
! Long and Short Nainsook Slips
/ also gOwns-to 3 yrs.-reg. 3D.. I'D
Nainsook Slps-trimd-reg 3D.. al
Babies Long Naihsook Dresses
regularly OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .S7
The evening world., 1913-01-16
Wife, 1913 Model, Must Haze q Husband
With an Income of $4,000 a Year
mo Girl I Know Would
} Make Her Marriage Con.
ditional On the Young
Mans ReceiOing Such
an Inconne-N IL Incon.
csisabls That Such a
Sordid VissO Shodld Be
Taken," Says Mrs. N.
Archibald ShalU.
Marguerite Mooers Marshall,

lMarewerite Mooers MarshaY.
1as The girl Of te-a,y the ten
! tAsasaAA-Aella iookf
! Dpn the average young woman OF
muvaAesabls age conssorsse her vision
and hsr affections on husband with an
Income Of $4,000 . yssrf And dos
shs rsfuss to looK iowsrf We eli know
that mo number Of marriages IL decreas-
lnG, particularly the number Of early
marriages. 70 the reason for this 80
geological phsnomsnon simply "vaulting
ambition which o'erleaps itself on the
paTt Of the girlf
AZ . recent meeting Of the New York
City Mothers Club DIR. Angenette Parry.
q wen known physician. spoke on The
Education Of Girls as Future Wives and
Mothers and she deemed II necessary
to emphasize the special Importance Of
tsaohing the modern girl that a large in
come Is not necessary for welded bliss.
- group Of schoolgirls" she de-
slarsd, "wsrs recently asked TO make
IN estimate Of the income nsosssary
for couple Just beginning their hfs
together. Not one girl mentioned
sum below $4,000, although AL
eams from fsmiliss only moderately
veil 70 DO. II our girls are going 70
put OF the bsautiful fellowship OF
nan and woman until the man hss
attained that enormous Income the
outlook 10 indeed pitaful."
What l did not mention at the
Mothers club" DIR. Parry further cx-
planned when called on her. was the
fact that most OF the girls In that
school named as absolutely essential an
annual income considerably above the
ten thousand dollar mark. That sizaoie
sum was the very least suggested ny
anybody.
The evening world., 1913-01-16

Spreads Blankst.
C0mfortables Pillovx
White Crochet sprssds--x ana s,,r,
siseN patterns-worth .N. -
Full Size Crochet sprssds-
eAtrs Quslity-worth t.0.......,,1.2T
Full Sisc Sllkoiine Comfort.A,s.
hgd top-plain back-worth n. N ~
r'nli sise--Persian top--turksy red
Dacks-some fig'd both sides-S-Inch
""'ee" ooraer--worth e1.@........I.G or
oood Feather Piiiows-sanitsry cured.
0xss-reg. .9.......... ma
22x:s-res. SIM. III
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-24

Police Chief, Golden Rule" KohIer
of Cleveland loses his job because he
forgot the golden rule against being
found behind another mans ice-box.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-24

They say that goats haven't got
much brains" remarked Jack, medi-
tatiyely; "yet don't know, noticed
one devouring a newspaper this
morning and he seemed to me to be
taking in every word"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-24
FARWELL ADMITS DISCUSSION,
ON "REScUE HOME" PLAN


noon admitted that he, Lucy Page /,
CASTOR and a mysterious friend" Of
the Everleigh sisters had discussed
the plan to turn the notorious Ever
leigh club into a rescue home" for
young girls.
'It was my Christianity made me
consider the plan," he sighed. Just
my Christianity.
"My Christianity first made me be-
lieve the Everleigh sisters when they
said they had reformed, and then
my Christianity made me consider
their offer of the club as rescue
home"
And" asked the puzzled reporter,
you really believe the Everleigh sis
tiers have reformed?"
why, yes" said Farwell. y
Then how do you explain the
burning desire of the Everleigh sis
tiers to open up a set of fats on the
West Side recently?"
"Tut, tutp' said Farwel, 81 don't
believe it." ~.
"can you bring me couple of
good -sized pieces of this steak?"
asked a country hotel guest. Are
not the small pieces just as good?"
observed the waitress. 'They are GER
tainIy quite as good to eat" respond
ed the guest. well, don't you want
them to eat?" asked the servant, in
amazement. "No; want them to
put in the bottoms of my tennis
shoes-the rubber's wearing out"
1890
whats the matter noW?" asked
the leading actor, as the manager
tore a letter to shreds and stamped
his feet. Matter? That perform
ance of yours is so beastly bad that
this person demands that his name
be struck off the free list.