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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
NEEDED THAT OTHER ROOT
patients Of Dentists wiz Appreciate
= story Of "Nerve" That Comes
" 81" an From Kansas City. ..

In Kansas City there d~ells a man
! whose boast is that lie has the
nerve" and at least one dental sur
xeon will support him in bis claim.
The man with 'the nerve" suffered
from the pangs of an aching molar
and at last sought out h!s friend the
dentist and announced that the tooth
must come out. The mag with the
forceps made a hasty examination and
suggested that filling Would relieve
the agony, but to no avail. f.
That tooth must be pulled" said
the nerve man." but want to warn
you right now, Doc, that you won't
get 1t the first yank. have had seven
teeth drawn and no dentist lives who
can pull one of my teeth the first
trial" ~
The dentist prides himself with the
numerous compliments paid him for
dexterity in extraction and the
nerve" mans words were a challenge
I'll get that tooth the very first
time I pull it," ~.
bet you the drinks you DON'T" was
the patients retort. f'
'.'""Done," said the doctor. a.
The professional man motioned his
patron to the operatin. chair and
selected the proper forcsps. The cold
steel clamped firmly on The tooth, and
with slightly rocking motion the
dentist began to pull. The tooth held
'Hrm and 1t looked as If the dentists
reputation as an extractor must suf.
fer. At last, Just as little beads OF
:. sweat were forming on the operators
! brow, he smiled and in another sec.
ond the three-pronged cause of the
trouble lay on the swinging bracket by
the dental chair. ...
" =, - No word or sign had been given by
the sufferer, who then raised from
the chair, grasped the removed tooth
In his fingers and gazed at its three
roots in contemplation III
There was tone of real sadness
In his voice as he regretfully said:
IF that thing had only had another
root, I'd have won the drinks KAN
sas City Journal. p.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
HOPE FOR WOMEN OF FIFTY
Time When She Should Be Phllo-
sophIcal and Prepared for Wise
Old Age.

There are people today asking with
all appearance of sincerity what q
woman of fifty or more can do. Their
combining work in the home, say these
observers, is done. A common sugges-
ton is that they be utilized in poll
tics. This suggestion has its comical
side, Miss Tarbell declares. A per-
son who has nothing to do after fifty
years of life In business as many
sided and demanding as that Of a
woman can hardly be expected to be
worth much in a business as com.
plicated and uncertain as politics and
for which she had had no training.
The notion that the woman's business
Is ended ct fifty or sixty is fantastic
in the extreme. 1t only ends there If
she has been blind to the meaning OF
her own experiences; If she has never
gone below the surface of her task
never seen in 1t anything but physical
duties; has sensed none of its init.
mate relations to the community, none
of it's obligations toward those who
have left her, none of those toward
the oncoming generations. If 1t ends
there she has failed to realize, too
the tremendous Importance to all
those who belong in her circle or who
touch 1t Of what she makes of herself,
or her personal achievement.
A woman of fifty or sixty who has
succeeded has come to point OF
sound philosophy and serenity which
Is OF the utmost value In the mental
and spiritual development of the
group to which she belongs. Life a,
every one Of It's seven stages has its
peculiar narrowing experiences-hope
mingles with uncertainty in youth ;
fear and struggle characterize early
manhood; establishment, the ques.
ton whether 1t is worth while, fill the
years from forty to fifty, but resolute
graphing with each period brings one
out almost inevitably into a fine
serene certainty which cannot but
have its effect on those who are young
er. Ripe old age-cheerful, useful
and understandings one of the
finest influences In the world. We
hang Rembrandt's or Whistler's pio
ture of his mother on our walls thai
We may feel its quieting hand, the
sense of peace and achievement which
the picture carries. We have no bet.
ter Illustration of the meaning of ole
age.-American Magazine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
,JudiS,laI SpeIIind

A probate Judge IA western Kansa,
wrote to the Judge Of the juvenile
court in Kansas city asking for in
formation as to how the court SHOULD
be conducted. He spelled it "juva
nil" first, then "jypenil," and finally
"juvanile;" three srys, and a clear
miss in all three. Charles BlakesleJ
Of Kansas City recalls that there was
once probate judge in his. town who
spelled it ''probat jug" and con
stable who used t. spell his own title
"cuncible." The celebrated Judge
INoggle of WsGcons.,1, and good judge
he was, too. once told prisoner al
his bar that he, tae court, knew the
man to be fraud as certainly as II
he saw the letters FIt-O-A-D stamped
on his forehead.-New' York Mail
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
Protection During Foas.

Two brothers named Hodgkinson
. have invented an apparatus which
acting as "ea.s" for a ship will afford
. protection now lacking In time OF
fog. Tests IN the Mersey at Liver
pool appear to substantiate the
claims made for this invention, that
It will definitely determine the direc-
ton of sounds. The invention consists
or a drum nine feet long by five feet
in diameter set up aloft 30 as to miss
sounds on deck, but to receive other
sound waves on a receiver" divided
into units for each direction. An cleo
trical appliance connected with a
lamp shows by a small light the dr.
rection whence the sound may be
coming.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
Truct Father.

well. what do you think OF things p
inquired father as the bus drove away
from the station.
This scenery amt what I expect.
ed" complained mother.
Il don't believe that mountain is
half as high as the booklet claimed"
declared sister.
THAT sunset amt up 20 the stand.
ard" was brothers comment. ..
go slow, folks" counselsd father.
IF the meals and the beds come IN
70 the booklet. we won't kick"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
The Danish Lutheran Church.

Young peoples meeting this evening
at o'clock. Sunday school Sunday
morning at $50. Services Sunday in
the afternoon at 2:30 At this service
there will be confirmation. The Ladies
society will hold its meeting Thursday
April Bird at 2:S0 p. m. with Mrs. Hans
Tovring..
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
A Boom to Automobiles.

One can of anti puncture fluid pun
ped into each tire will prevent further
trouble. Call at the Garage and let us
fill your tires.
We have recently installed COM
plete Welding Outfit. We can fix your
broken parts for one third the price of
new. Bring in your smash ups. Why
monkey with tinkerer. when we can
fix it,
All work guaranteed, new garage.
John Martinsen. 12I
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
Cut Rates

Write D. E. Peterson, District Pas
senger Agent, C. G. w. R. r., 6O4
Walnut St., Des Moines, Iowa, for par
ticulars about low fares to Pacific
Coast, Utah, Idaho, Montana, North
Dakota and Canada via Chicago Great
Western Railroad. 80
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
Foresight.

When It had been raining q day or
two. Noah was seen to take a sample
OF the water in a bottle.
8 How now?" the scoffing neighbors
cried, around the ark.
r 1T would be joke" answered Noah,
IF the ark were not to contain pairs
of germs of all the ills to which pos.
terity will sooner or later find itself
heir"
But such distinguished foresight was
more than the neighbors could faith
ON. and they exploded forthwith In
gales Of derisivs merriment.-Pusk
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
Here's Your Chance.

The Chicago Great Western r. r.
will make very low fares to all the
West this spring. Write to D. Z. Pet
erson, District Passenger Agent, @. G.
w. r. R., 604 Walnut St., Des Moines,
Iowa, for particulars. SO
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
Choice Egss for Matching.

Silver Spangled Hamburgs the 200
egg strain price per Is, 81 so, ST.
per 80, "a. so per go and $500 per 100.
Gus Dreher, Ross, Iowa, phone
9-A-1l-22. log
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
Here's Your Chance.

Very low fares to Pacific Coast, Utah,
Idaho, Montana, North Dakota and
Canada via Chicago Great Western
Railroad. Write ID. Z. Peterson, Dis
trict Passenger Agent, G. g. r.. r., 604
Walnut St., Des Moines, Iowa, for par
ticulars. 49,. .... ...g.. 80
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
INSURANCE AND ABSTRACTS.

Why not invest In a fire insurance
policy before you have firep Rates
are too low to take chances. We
have acomplete set of abstract books
Land Is valuable and yOn should
know that your title Is perfect. Call
and get our figures.
NASH g. PHELPS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
The Audubon Weekly Market Reports.

Below are the prices paid for pro-
ducts. Corrections are made every
Wednesday afternoon, therefore only
slight changes are possible from todays
market prices: -.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27
Weekly Weather Report.
Date Thermometer

Weather Report for week ending
March 10Th, 1918.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-03-27

GEO. E. KELLOGG,
Coop. Observer.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
TRAIN HELD UP BY GRASSHOPPERS.

The Tuesdays south bound
passenger train was captured
by grasshoppers between mile
posts AZ and 48 which is between
Kenna and EIida, was detained
more than an hour according to
report of the Conductor and En-
gineer. 1t was stated that the
grasshoppers were about two
inches deep, quite sufficient to
cause the drive wheels to slip
and stop the train, 1t was i'm
possible to proceed by placing a
a broom diiictIy in front of the
engine. 1t was necessary to
place men with broom3 in front
and on the two sides OF the en-
gin and keep the grasshopp ers
brushed back until the engin
could pass:
They were more than an hour
travelling the one mile with the
train.
Fortunately for the country
the grasshoppers are confined 70
a very narrow strip as they pass
through the country.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
Notice for Publication.
023531

Department of the Interior, U. s.
Land Office at Roswell, y. NJ. April Is, 1918.
Notice is hereby given that Mary T., Griffin,
OF Redland, n. NJ. who on Oct. 10. no, made
II. L. Serial No. o2353l, for Lots and ? Sec.
?; and NBJ4; N% SE1. Section IL, Township
s.. Range 81 w.. n. NJ. =. Meridian, has filed
notice of intention To make three-year proof,
TO establish claim to the land above de.
scribed before w. A. Palmer. U. S Commits
sioner. in his Office. near Redland. Chaves
County, N. NJ, on NEll NElf, see. 10. Twp.
SIS. Range 81 j.. y. NJ. p. NJ. on June II, 1919.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Wade II. Poschal, of Causey, N. NJ. James
4. Shoemaker of Redland. ~ NJ. Raymond
p Rasco, and clifton c. Ashbrool,. of Allie,
y. NJ. Y G. TGLLoTsoN,
Mo J6 Register.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
KANSAS CITY CATTLE MARKET.

Kansas City, Mo, May IA
Cattle receipts 5000; market is
strong to 10c higher. Native
steers 81. 35@8, 65; southers steers
Sc. 00@7.7 rs; southern cows and
heifers 81. 50@7 so; native COWS
and heifers 81. 50@9. 40; stockers
and feeders Sc. 50@9 10; bulls
S5.75@7 so; calves Sc. 100000;
western steers 81, 00@8. 40; west
ern COWS 81. 50@7.25.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
NOTICE OF CONTEST.

Department of the Interior, United States
Land Office Roswell, New Mexico, May
6. 1913.
To Elijah +. stone. of Elida. " NJ. Contestee
You are hereby notified that Walter L.
Hill who gives Ienna. y. NJ. rs his post-once
address, did on April >, 1915 file in this onlce
his duly corroborated application to contest
and secure the cancellation of your home
stead entry Ser No 0i020 made Feb. H.
1908, for NW4. Sec 80, Twp. $ Range 80 L.
N. NJ. p Meridian, and as grounds for his con
test he alleges that Elijah Il, Stone has
wholly abandoned said tract of land; that
he has not resided upon or cultivated any
part thereof for more than two years last
past
You are. therefore. further notified that the
said allegations will be taken by this Office as
having been confessed by you and your said
entry will be Cancelled hereunder without
your further right to be heard therein. either
before this ofilce or on appeal, if YOU fail 10
le in this oftlce within twenty days after the
FOURTH publication of this notice. as shown
below, your answer, under oath, specifically
meeting and responding to these Allegations of
contest, or if YOU fail within that time to file
a copy of your answer on the said contestant
either in person or by registered mail. If this
service is made by the delivery of copy of
your Gnswer,to the contestant in person. proof
of such service must he either the said con-
testants written Acknowledgement of his re;
ceipt of the copy. showing the date of its
receipt or the affdOvit of thepersonby whom
the delivery was made stating when and
where the copy was delivered; If made 10y
registered mail, proof of such service must
consist OF the affidavit of the person by whom
the copy was mailed stating when and the
post Office to which it was mailed. and this
affidavit must be accompanied by the post
masters receipt for the letter You should
state in your answer the name of the post
ONCE to which you desire future notices to
be sent to you. n. C. Tillotson Re gister,
Date of first publication May l6, 1913
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Oss5es


Department of the Interior. U. S.
Land once at Roswell. N. NJ, April rs, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Grover c. Grimm,
of Redland. N. NJ who, on Oct. 10, 1910. made
II, e. Ser. No Os352s. for Sh Nw1l, M SW!l
Section IL, Twp. S., Range 81 e, N. NJ. p.
Meridian, has Died notice of intention to
make three year proof, TO establish claim to
the land above described, before w. A.
Palmer U. $. Commissioner in his oflce
near Redlond, Chaves County. N. NJ. on MEX
NE1. Section 10 Twp. s., Range 81 E. N.
Nj. p NJ. on June Il, 1913
Claimant names as Witnesses:
Wade II. Paschal, of Causey, N. M. James
A. Shoemaker. of Redland N. NJ. Raymond
p. Rasco, ana Clifton c. Ashbrook, OF Allie,
N NJ y. c. TILIorsoN,
M9-J6 Register
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
Underwood Bill Passed the Lower House by
29i for, to 1879 against.


The Underwood tariff bill, as
the answer to the democratic
platform pledge to reduce the
tariff passed by the house late
ON the 9Th inst. The vote was
PSI to 139.
Five democrats voting against
the bill and two republicans
voting for it. Four progressives
supported the measure, a n d
fourteen opposed it.
The bill was laid before the
senate on the 9th. The bills
passed through she senate will
be fought at every step by a re-
publican organization, and there
is no certainty yet of its passing
as it is presented. Although
the republicans are not very
hopeful of defeating the meas
ure, as they can not count on a
single vote form the democrats
except the two senators from
Louisiana who oppose the sugar
schedule.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
NOTICE OF CONTEST.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE

Roswell, New Mexico. May Q. 1913.
To Robert f. Chapman OF Ranger Lake, New
Mexico Contestee:
You are hereby notinedth that Mary 6. Hoop
err, who gives Ranger Lake. New Mexico as
his postoffce address did on April 20, 1913
file in this office his duly corroborated appli-
cation to contest and secure the cancellation
of your homestead entry Serial No. 0l67i3,
made March /. 1892 for NW4. Sec. Is, Twp.
II S.. Range 80 C.. N. NJ. p. Meridian, and
as grounds for his contest he alleges tnat
said entryman never made settlement on
said homestead nor established his residence
thereon. but wholly abandoned the same.
You are therefore. further notified that the
said allegations will be taken by this Office as
having been confessed by YOU and your said
entry will be Cancelled Hereunder without Your
further right to be heard therein either before
this Office on appeal, il You fail to file in this
Office within twenty days after the FOURTH
publication of this notice. as shown below, your
answer, under oath, specifically meeting and
responding to these allegations Of contest. or
If you fail within that time to file In this Office
due proof that you have served copy of your
answer on the said contestant either in person
or by registered mail If this service is made by
the delivery Of a copy Of your answer TO the
contestant in person. proof of such service must
be either the said contestants written acknowl
edgment Of his receipt of the copy. showing the
date of its receipt. or the affidavit Of the person
by whom the delivery was made stating when
and where the copy was delivered; II made by
registered mail proof of such service must con.
sIst Of the affidavit Of the person by whom the
copy was mailed stating when and the post Office
to which IL was nailed and this aftidsyt must
be accompanied by the postmaster's receipt
for the letter.
You should state In your answer the name
of the post Office to which you desire future
/ notices to he sent to you.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
r Notice for Publication.
Q2a530

Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land ONCE a Roswell, n. NJ. April 20, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Henry C. Boteer.
OF Allie, n. NJ who. on Nov. II. 1910 MADE II.
r. for the sW1G Wh Nwl4, Ser. No. O2s53s,
but which entry was amended Feby. J, 1913,
to read: Wa Sec. 81, Township S. Range
81 L. N, M. p, Meridian, has filed notice OF
intention TO make three-year Proof. to estab.
lisl claim to the land above described, before
win A. Palmer U. s. Commissioner, in his
ONCE on NEA NEll. Sec. 10. Twp. S. Range
81 e. N. NJ. p. NJ. on June 10, 1913.
Claimant names at Witnesses:
Clifton G. Ashbrook Joseph NJ McGaha,
william r. Lollace. David S. Boteler, all of
Allie, N. M. T. C. TILLoTsoN.
M9-Jo Register.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

George Ford is just out Of
the hospital where he under
went severe, and most danger
ous-yet a most successful OPP
Grafton by Doctors Fiscus, West
and I4itlIefeld.
The liGtle fel,o y withstood the
operation surprisingly well, and
as soon as they let him up from
the operating table he began
running and is running yet.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

Try the c II. Stuart No-al
extract, put up in the tube form.
1t contains no water or alcohol.
The pure extract 25c per tube
goes as far as 81. 25 of tie other
kind. Sold by Kepna Lumber
Co. and Jones & Pntle at
adv Kenna, N. NJ.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

DON'T STEALTH is cheaper
to go to J A. Kimmons Kenna,
n. NJ. for bargains in second
hand harness, saddle and farm
implements.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
JUST OPENED FOR BUSINESS.

Cold drinks, Confectionery
and fresh vegetables.
A neat and up-to-date line.
Will have fresh vegetables every
day. Call and see me
Oscar Robertson.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

e. f. Clanser, manager of The
Economy ct Roswell spent the
day in town Sunday the guest
of D. G. Savage.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

There's no use in making eX-
cuses for mistakes. No one
supposes they are made on pur-
pose.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
Legal Blanks printed and for
sale by the Kenna Record.

Mr.. and Mrs. Cooper of Elkins
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. w. II.
Cooper this week.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

w. i, Sears and w B, Nc
Combs delivered on Thursday
this week, to Gallon Scott $50
head of yearling steers which had
been contracted for some months
ago. The stock was loaded the
same day and shipped to Here
ford, Tex. and put on grass.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

Legal Blanks printed and fol
sale by the Kenna Record.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

Public sentiments becoming
a stronger influence every day
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

Mrs. league is spending this
week in town visiting with her
daughter Mrs. a. G White.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
7. C. TILLOTSON,

Big Bundle Kaffir-First class
feed, at &c a bundle IN 500
bundle lots. Smaller quantities
Sc, at my place between Thorn
ham and Judson. Also a bar
gain in first class furniture and
sewing machine. See j. O..
Whitaker. j. &. Greaves.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
LOCAL AND Personal.

w. B. Scott made n business
trip to Roswell this Wee re-
turning Tuesday.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

A sour face never brings you
any thing Int nj ore trouble.
Cheer upl
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

Rev. G. d. Spillman of this
place preached at Boaz last Sun
day night.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

1t is easy to- make an expla-
nation, but it's rot always SO
easy to explain your explanation
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

If there We're no advertising
in it, not nearly so much money
would be given to charity.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16

A fierce tornado swept across
Nebraska on the evening of the
Nth killing eleven and njuring
many.
The wind was very distruct-
i've to property, demolishing
hundreds of houses.
Severe wind, rain and hail
storms visited Oklahoma, Kan
sas and Iowa ON the same date,
doing more or less damage.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-05-16
FOR RENT.

Good two room house with
good well of water, located near
the school house. Inquire of
John A. Kimmons.