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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17

8eim aodem fo%nierpierter Gier
maB cine beion6ere @oridrift bead
tet ueroen. lt1lter ser &alfidale oes
gies befin6et iid cine iogenan1te
5dalenbaut. Dieie ipaltet fid am
gn6e 6es @ies nnb bil6et, mie ieoer
peiB, cine 9uftblaie. 8eim aodben
oes @ies 6ebnt iid Sic 9nf in Der
8lale aus nn6 babnt ii6 onr@ Die
Yoren einen Mnsmeg. Da aber BET
eingelegten Giern 6as @aiierglaS Die
BON ser yfatl1r p%orgeiebenen 2nftoff<
mungen oidt peridloiien bat, fam
sic iiberfliiiiige 9uft MIR ol1r6
@prengltng ser 9@ole entmeiden.
Tim 6ies gu permeioen, bringt man
nit elmer Stednaoel in sic S11ftblaie
cine fleine 0effnung nn6 peribaftt
baourd Ser 2ltft etnen Mllsgang. 91e
aefo6ten gier lino i'm @ei6n1ad bon
gtempeleiern ni6t git unterldeioen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17

1teber sic gntmidelung 6es @e<
merfldaftsmele ems int alten Gaterlm1=
Sc giebt ser Sabresberidt Ser 8erli=
ner @eperfidaftsfommiliion fir oas
Sabr 1912 intereiiante Nuh6liiie.
Sic 3abl ser getpertidaftlid organi=
iierten Mrbeiter @roB 8erlins, ote
oil sic @emerfidaft5fommiiiion a'1ge<
ldloien iin6, betr11g a1n SabresidltB
31t,923 Mitglieoer, sic 40 Central
%perbG,1oen uno Sc 8ertpaltungsitel=
len ongeb0ren. Dabon ltno 277,055
mdnnlide, 29,886 metbli6e unb
1882 iugenolide Mitglie6er. @egen
oos @orjabr lit cine 3unabme bon
11,7SO matmlihen, 5000 meibli<
6en nnlo 70 iugen6li6en, insge-
iommt 1928 Mitglieoern GIT per=
5eidnen. Die orei groBten @etperf=
l6often lino sic ser MetaQarbeiter,
ser Sransportarbeiter nn6 ser 5ol5-
arbeiter. Sic Metularbetter babe1t
rluno 81, 900 Mitglie6er, sic Srans=
po%rtorbeiter $4,000 uno sic &ol3ar=
better 10000. Sin pierter Steue ite=
ben sic 8altarbeiter NIT $4,000 Mit=
glie6er,t, at1 fiinfter sic 8udoruder
NIT 10000 un6 at iehiter Sic S6nei=
ser nit 1880. Sic Gimnobmen
iommtlider 8erliner @etperff6aften
beliefen iid) I'M lebten Sabre auf
iiber fiinf5ebn MiQionen Marf.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17
@auS Mno @ot.,

um Mdelfannen II. I. ~. 1aDrc'
lang tuie 1ell at erbalten, mai6e man
iie ieoe @od)e einmal IN beiBer SET
%fenlauge ab, Ser man einen traftige11
SUB 5almtatgeiit beifiigt. 2an1
trofne man lie nit einem reinen,
trodenen &iibenbanotud ab nno
reibe na6ber nit einem meiden Fo=
ltertm9 nad).
Man barf amf feinen SAL in BRIT
teuoes Tleii6 iteden, etpa pnn oen
@erlauf oes @ratporganges bon 3eit
git 3eit porber 81 priifen; mal, miro
sen gau5en 9raten oaonrd beroer-
ben. Dlrd sen stid miro cine
0effmung geidaffen, onr6 Die mon
iofort Sen 5aft aus itrom1en ieben
miro, menl1 man ii6 sic Miibe glbt,
ger,ol1 bin5uidallen.
Cine Traee bon sr6fter 8eben-
t,nra 1T sic 8el6affenbeit 6es Sri1t=
maI1ers in Ser Sommerfriide. ga
maj redt bdufig ouf 8runnemualler
a%ngepieien it,. bon oem man rid)t
lpeiB, Oh es eintpanofrei it, 10 mllB
man beim @enub sic b06ite 8or-
iidt malten laiien. auf ie6en SaQ
genieBe man oaS @aiier MIR in ab<
gefodtem 3uitanoe. Denn onrd
Trinfen bon robem @aiier tint Cont
meranfentbalt fommen MIR 5t bau=
fla 9armerfranfungen, mitunter iebr
ldmerer slrt, 5uitanoe. SAB aber
cine grfronfln,g am fremoen Srte
meilt piel mebr ltmltanoe uno llnrn=
be bereitet> als 6abeim, meiB leoe
Mutter, sic iol6e 6alle onr@gemadt
bot, CUR @eniige.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17
bab oies ,,snm=
9~emfranfDettcm" bei:
leu tpiro.

s4lpinNiud9t 1T cine id)meideLaos
@auptgefabrcn. Sene. nel4e iie baber.
ifn6 ieiten aepiut, Sic Ebatfade 3u3uses
ben. &enn 6ie5er Srubel borbanben, baum
lit es teiue Seit gum @paiien. 8erliert
feline 3eit NIT Mrgumenten. @enn cine
%loaenannte u@rfdltrn9" lange berbarrt,
ipsnu Suitcn ga lit, Der gub dngitlid
madt, ooer penn irgeno zines Der
ooer MaNtldipeib. Sdtpdde, @ppetitloz
ligfeit uno piellei1t baB @6letm entltebt
= bnnn ball0elt %bernunfttg; nebmt Cd
man's Mlterattbe lpte 9err Betterstportb
tbat.
@otpling Green, ST., st. SEQ. 4.
v@errenl SIT mDdte fir SIR Mlters
atipe angeben, haB i9 claude, es 1T pie
Meoi5in bon m1berglet6li6em Wertb fir
ale Quftr06renz unb QungenzBeiGper
ben. uSm Srubiabr 1908 batte .i6 ie6s
Monote eineu iblimmen 3u1ten. SD
perll6te ale Mebi5inen, lpelde meme
6rellnoe lluo 9pftoren mir empfablen.
aber es lpurben feline &eiultate fir 8el>
Icrlmg er5ielt. Sd bate Madtidipeibe
lnb muBte iebe MatDt buiten uno aus
t%perfen, bis .i1 70 ihtpa6 tpurbe, baB
i6 falnt mebr etlpds tDrn tDnnte. 3u>
lebt aber beitanb Sames Scoring BON
Glasgow S1tnction baranf, DaB i) Sbre
Mebi5tn berfuden fonte. Sn 3eit
bon elmer ISOLDE ltellte fid cine 5iemz
lide 8eiieruug in meinen1 8efin6en Elm,
uno nadoem i6 mebrere Slai6en gez
nommen, fiblte i6 10 gut tpie lie in
meinem 2eben.
SD m1bte es Sic @elt tpifien Iaiien,
oaB i6 felt CLAUDE, baB SIR @dman's
Mlteratipe ir9eno einen Sail 0 2nnz
genfranfbeit beilt. tpenn Dor Dem lebz
ten @tnbium 9enomr1en. SSd bin gerne
6ercit, peri6nli6 a1 ir9en6 Seman0 81,
Ihreibeu, ipeld6er Snformation mill III
ge3ug auf Sbre tpunoerpoue Meeoi5in."
Undergraduates Mffibabit
81. 6. 8ettersnortb.
@dman's Mterotipe lit miriam i'll Sal
len bon 8rpnditis, Mitbma, &eufieber,
9alsz nn0 2nngenz8eidiper0en uno i'm
@ufbou oes @pitems. gntbdlt fein @ift.
Spiaten ober Webi5in, Die li9 our &C.
mobnbeit n1adt. Sraat na6 8onflet. in
peldbem 9eilungen ber5ei9net iino ODER
|breibt an @dman's 2aborotorium, Pbiz
labelpbin, ga, fir tpeitere @bioen3. gu
perfaufen BEL alien @auptapotbefern.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17
S~nttrtNamtes Muerlei

.Seuatur Jialllall fat einen Jelo=
5l1g gegen oas &altd)en eroffnet. ST.
,er1ter Qtnie mill er es in SEN @refm<
tipjibungen 6es Senats abgei@atft
babel1, meil ser 9ampf ser fremoen
Iabofe Ieiner eigenen pertbgelbab=
ten @eiunobeit ibabe. 8elter aber
perlangt er, oaB sic @obinetts1nitglie<
ser in ibren 3epartements oas &a1t=
6en perbieten, ga ii6 Sic BORT ange=
ltenten Domen 6aoltrd belaltigt filb=
len. Dielen Damen iei bisber ouf
lire &rotelte geantmortet moroen, tie
m0dten iid entpe6er anbere Steaen
luden, o6er ebenfaas raltben; in
lebterm Safe miir6en ibren Die 81
qarren ibrer mdnnliden &oaegen
ie6enfaas ni6t 10 ltarf auf oie Seer
pen faaen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17

9as v9obengrinbal1s" III @rob-
arupa bel Eianib in Sadien 1T, tpie
aus lresoen beridtet miro, in letter
3eit oas 3iel 5ablreider begeiiterter
Maqnerfreunoe %getpeien. Das i6lt@te
@m1ernbaus, mori1t &agner ols
lresoener SoffapeGmeiiter im Sabre
1916 gelegentlid zines Som1erauf<
.entbaltes sic Muitf 5u ieinem r2o=
benarin" 5l1m groBen Ebeile i6nt ge=
bort felt einige11 Sabren einem idle
liiden Mittersgutsbeiiber. Die beioen
Gunner im eriten 5todmerfe, 6ie
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17

@agner oonnols NIT ieiner erlten
6rou Minna, geb. Blaner, betpobnte,
lino I'M Sabre 1907 BON 6em Ser
ein sur @rbaltung oes 9obengrin-
boules" gemtetbet uno NIT Crime
rltngen an @agner un6 feline 3eit=
gcnoiien or1sgeitottet tpor6en. 60
balo geniigeno Mittel -porbanoen iein
lper6en, ioQ oas Saus bon Dem ger=
ein angefauft merben.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17
Berssente. etfble.

1es6senteS estel1. 4
Rem DouelaS. gu. auouft 1919.
0obar4. bob metn 6e4n cine 6ano In u1s
ter0. ge0ble .oerlor. tuar u 10 aitoeariffen, bob
Us ftDR. etnet Monnt ut@t uieRr ar6eite1
ionsAel Nad6beu1. mid 8 9erste ber9ebIt&. be-
banbettA. no9rt ID 8aitor Hdnte'8 Merbenjtdr.
Der eE5anqte. NIB -fettbert aud tptebeI arbette.
bestaIb ment&e ID ben Gerbenttdrfer ben bers
bteuts1 OStes0. M0ettR 0retf.
8uan q. eebsspae, 400 seuI1a srbe., San
ben aetheultdrter. te4 e aud. bel tbr fo ggal!'
6er tptstte oegen Rerboftdt. bic bur6 Grf91t'
ternnQ oe3 .9fadgrnbe1 entitanben tpar nnb
beStalb IN etnem 9oipttoI Idnoere Belt bebar'
belt uuroe.
4err @tarrer 8. q. Metiter i@retbt aus Sc.
trott. Me@.: !Rattor aonta,S sserbenitdrles 1T
elm ee0eu ultb cine @otltbat tut bic Getoert'
ben.
@~n% elm uertbooaes Ru@ fur ssroenIetbenbe
1eCEk nirb Se0eu1 ber el oerlon9t. suselanet.
W. Aru.e erbolen aud bic Ylebi3in lu1fonff.
9tefe 9Reotain purbe felt BEN SABRE 1876 BON ben.
Doom: paftor Rexis: Sort mapps. .9nb.. j~ubtseitet
uno iett inter feiner Antpeiiun9 obh ber
, KOEN1G MEDICINE CO., Chicago, III.
g w. Lake ST.. near Dearborn.
Set apstbetern ~ baten taS
cssSs Wis. & ias $500. ~
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17
Die bette Mebiain in Ser @elt.
mpin fIpinps m1nhpn' hn+fp Sinh

vMein fleines Ma66en' botte @ubr
iebr i6limm. Sd 6a@te, fie mir6e
iterben. gbamberlain's Collie, @bo-
lera- rn6 Diarrb0e.M tttel beiIte iie,
un6 td fam in @abrbeit iagent baB
id es fir sic Bette Meoi5in in ser
@elt balte," idreibt Grou @iIb.
Srris bon Glare, Mi6. gu foufen
BEL alien Sanolern. - Mn5eige.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17
New Process
Steam Laundry
sentt Sbr Ghuas pom Cure @ai@e?

Sentt SDr C1'ouS w" S"~~
Benn 10, oonn miro es lid eud2 log.
uen. nisbt auBer Adt gu lallenn, oa8 NH
guer @igenthum bebanoeln. ~ pgre e.
BAG mlerige. @ir baben Die poalfan,
oiqlte @al danitalt I'M Norolpel1en UNI
lieferu eriter alafe Nrbeit. 8!r 9ez
5rauheu ttine Ghemitalen; lp'r peroer pen
oaher Cure 5adeu ni9t. Ssenn ~
refine Nrbeit u1o bette Sebonolu1
;pput, oorn nertt an Mns. unlere pIe!z
ie 5inb %nieori9er als lonltlpe. ung n.l
belorgen Cure Samilientpald)e 91atg:l
als Shr es ielb(t tbu" M iSnnt tohsn r'S M"s%'
uno aber8sust euh; @ 9ta5 9sps" "s'',
g. 4. Mcpcr 2ompfma'hon'tal'
@igenttimer.
s. Mpe. g. st. elouo.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17
Gntfernnna BON Tlefen amf Giden=

Gntfernnns bon Tleden amf Giden=
mDbeln. Gie Notwithstanding
ser mo6ernen Gidenmobeln lit fol-
qen6e: 8ei3en, 0elen, @a@ien, anf-
tragen BON Tolitur. 9os 8ei5en
gibt sic gemiinidte 6orbe, oas Selen
uno 6as @a6ien ldBt sic Struftnr
bes Sol5es oe1ttItder %berportreten.
Ga aber 6as @a6s uno @toub felt
balten un6 nit 6er 8ett grart aus
ieben miiroe, mo6ur@ es Sen Serb
ton beeintrd@tigt, 6a auBeroe1n ieoer
Tingeroborud gu ieben iein miiroe,
miro 5ulett oas M0be1 nit 3olithr
heitriden. Dieie beitebt aus Spiri-
tls un6 Sdenad. Ser @pirih1s per=
ounItet, un6 Ste sdeladididt bleibt
auriid. Sic beieitigt einmal Die eben
qenannten l1ebelitdn6e oes Wad1e11s
uno gibt gum a16ern Dem Stid Den
qefanigen itltmpfen @lon5, Der Den
Gidenm0beln eigen lit.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-07-17

- Sdmabe 6rouen, Die itarf tper.
ben ipollen, iolten gpIb Gpring
Mal51Grtraft trinfen. 24-ba
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04
The Conversation Was Short.

A very modest young woman hoaru-
cd Il street car one day and sat down
beside smart looking little chap.
whose big eyes were busy taking in
the sights as the car moved swiftly
toward the center of town. They had
not gone very far when the lady look
ed down ut the little fellow and. smil-
ing. said May ask who you are. my
little man.?
The little fellow turned his head and
in q very di"nificd manner replied. Il
am Mr.. Samuel II. Brown. thank you.
and turned his eyes to the sights again
The little fellows manner aroused
the .ady'S interest. so she again called
the chap's attention and said. well.
Mr.. Samuel X. Brown. how old are
Won. If I may aSk?"
Again the little fellow turned his
head from the sights and. looking the
woman square in the eyes. said. IL am
four. thank YOU. How old are you?
The conversation Embellishments
Home Companion.
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a Bio Handkerchief.

DR.. Paul Ehriich. the famous Ger
man scientist. had q habit In his young
er days. says Mr. Vile in Men Around
the Kaiser" of collecting any pieces
of old linen he found about the house
with which to clean his scientific IN
strumcntS. his microscope slides. and
so ON. CnStoT shirts and old handkcr'
chiefs were lis speciaties. and he used
to stuff them all into his capncionS
rockets so as to have them handy
whenever he required them.
At public lecture one hot day Or.
Ehrlich perspired freely and. wanting
to mop his brow. he put his hand INTO
the nearest pocket and grasped what
he thought to be handkerchief. lie
tugged and tugged. and it came OUT
and came out until he had exposed 10
the full view of his aStonlshrd auul-
cnce n complete nightgown belonging
to his wife.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04
The Defect In His Dressing.

The professor OF surgery in one OF
EnglandS universities has the rcputa-
ton of being one of the most painStaE-
ing and delicate operators in Britain.
thoughtful Of the patient and careful
in the clinic. One day in the course of
a clinical demonstration lie turned to Il
student who had just commenced his
studies with HE question::
Now. sir. can you tell me what Is
wrong with my dreS>ing?
The ingenious youth turned red and
preserved II discreet silence. The pro-
fessor. however. was not to be put off
and repeated the question. After a
long pause the youth stammered out In
q fit Of desperation:
well. sir. if you insist on my telling
you. should say your tie is little of
color and is not quite straight"
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04
The
Scrap Book
The
How Willie Read II.

1t waS the CLASS III lIr %r''"nl Ep""
er, and little Willie had Just been cal
ed upon to rise and take up the read
ing where Martha had Icrt off. Willie.
standing ut attention. his book held Iii
the proper position before him. clutch
ed the corner of his desk with his free
hand. swallowed hard and read:
This is warm dOughnut. Step
on it,
What" gQsped the teacher. "Wil'
lie. that is nus correct. Read it again.
Willie did. with thu same result.
Moreover. he maintained Stoutly that
that was what his book said.
So the teacher had him bring 1t to
her. Perhaps there had been Il mis-
print. and
But this is what the teacher read III
Willie'S book: "ThiS is worm. Do
not step OH it."
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04
What MIGHT Have Been.

In Il baCkwOOdS lived Il farmer who.
although he Ind never seen q railroad,
yet had his oriniun of them and the
mischief which hr understood they
might cause. According to his notion.
a train wiS as much To lie dreaded as
Il cyclone itself. Great. then. was his
CONSERVATION upon learning that Il
right of way for Il railroad WAS wanted
through his farm. lie Swore "by hjck-
ory" that no money could buy 1t. FL
nally land enough for the purpose was
condemned und the road built. The
day the nrSI train WIS 10 pass the
neJcnbOrs. knowing Of the old fellows
opposition. persuaded him nevertheless
to go with them to 81" il. AS the train
disappeared some one snid. You see.
Bill. Ii didn't hurt Hnythin" after all.
Bill waS surprised. hut hated to alan-
don hjS contention that train would
ruin Things. "WaHI. y;IilS. he said. II
reck0. that We m"ught say so. hut We
zee. the gosh dnrnpd thing come
through here endways. Ef 1t he'd come
sideways it would "a busted the day
lights outen Of every cow in the place"
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04
Shared.

/ said it in the ineadow path.
| say il on the mountain stairs.
The best things any mortal hath
Are those whirh every mortal shares.
The air we breathe. the sky. the breeze,
The light without US and within.
Life, with its unlocked treasures.
Gods riches are for all to win
The grass is softer to my tread
For rest il yields unnumbercd feet.
Sweetcr to ME the wild rose red
Because she makes the whole world
sweet.
And up the radiant neopled way
That opens into worlds unknown
It will be lfe's delight to say.
Heaven is not heaven for me alone"
Rich by my brethren,s poverty!
Such wealth were hiieous. am blest
Only in what they share with me.
In what | share with all the rest.
Lucy Larcom.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04

the Bible some of the proper names
in Genesis. One Of them was little
late. and DR.. Ryle sent his editor a
wire when it was ready.
Now. it was not an unusual thing IN
those davs for some college friend to
arrive with little or no notice at the
manse and he greeted by his Christian
name
On the day on which DR.. Ryle's wire
was received | was from nome. Re-
turning at night found active prepa-
rotious for Il r0min" guest and. on III
ouirv. was shown the wire.
1t read. "lsiac will arrive III Il rev
hours
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04

to the ax. The farmer then noticed
that the aX was Shockin%ly dull. So.
moti0ning the owne" to turn The grind
stone. hr cXpCnded Il half hours time
il SharIpuin% the blade. When the re-
haEiitHtcd aX WAS given 10 the Indian
he was childiShly gleeful. and he look
ed ut it admiringly. but still fingered
about. indicating by his actions that
some feature Of the transaction had
not been adjusted.
The farmer was Il little annoyed and
called To IN interpreter. ASK the Old
fellow what he wants now. he dl-
reCted.
After III exchange of grunts and ses-
lures the Interpreter announced. lie
wants - cents.
"rwrrty-Evc cents! What for:'
For turning the grindStone.'
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04
AS Others See Us.

One incident of the days Of Appomat-
toX General FitZhugh Lee always
loved to tell. After the terms Of the
surrender had been agreed upon he
started out to find the headquarters OF
his former brigade. About dusk he
came unon Il handful Of soldiers, the
scattered remnants Of Texas regi-
ment that had the evening before been
cut to pieces ut Sailors creek. the last
battle Of the war.
Hello. pardner"" called out n ragged
private. not observing General Lees
insignia of rank In the duck. Whats
the newS?"
General Lee has surrendered. re-
piled FitZhu%h Lee.
"Oh, go long. What you talkin'
about?" exclaimed the soldier incrcdu-
lousy. General Lr" ain't never goin
to surrender. you hear:
But tell you he has" insisted Gen,
eral Fit2hu~N Ice. l!c arranged the
terms of Surrr,Gvr with General Grant
today.
"Lool; here. son." said the veteran:
don't you let any O these here soldiers
be foolin' you. Ef there's any General
Lee surrendered it ain't our General
Bob: it's that docgoned Fitz Lee
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04
HE WAS QUITE SOCIABLE.
First He Charmed and Then Startled
Ralph Waldo Emerson.

1t is related that Ralph Waldo En-
erson was once OH his way to Calior-
mia when he was joined by man who
was altogether so Sociable and chatty
that an otherwise tedious journey was
rendered quite cheerful.
This mans name was Sackett. ana
he told Mr.. Emerson that he resided in
San Francisco. Mr.. Sacketttndichted
all the points Of interest along the way.
related Il lot of amusing anecdotes and.
best of all. was also an attentive listen.
er. The consequence was that Mr.. En-
erson came to the conclusion that Mr..
Sackctt was as charming man as he
had ever met. and it was In this posi-
tive conviction that lie accepted Mr..
Sackett's invitation to dine with him
Immediately upon their arrival In San
Francisco.
The next morning Mr.. Emerson was
aStonished and annoyed to find in all
the local papers this startling personal
notice: "ProfesSor Ralph Waldo Emer
son. the eminent philosopher. scholar
and poet. is in our city az the guest of
J. Sackett. the well known proprietor
Of the Bush street dime museum. Mat.
ineeS every half hour Admission only
10 cents. The double headed calf ami
the dOg faced boy this week"
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-12-04
Mangled.

An organiSt had drawn up the order
Of Il Sunday service. and it was in type
ready for printing when the death Of
an important parsonage made II change
necessary. The organiSt telephoned
to the printer and instructed him to
change the pUStlude to Funeral March
by Chopin" This is what he found mt
the end of the list when he arrived at
the church: "A few remarks by Cho'
pin"
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Wanted His Dues.

A reservation Indian in the old days
was disconsolate over the breaking OF
his Ak handle. He laid his misfortune
before the farmer" Of the reservation.
who. through pity. took II new handle
from his private stock and adjusted II
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Heeds That Count.

To do an evil action is base: to do
a good action without incuri lng dan,
ger is common enough. but 1t is the
part Of good man to do great and
noble deeds. though he risks every
thing.-Putarch.
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Getting Ready For Isaac.

Here is story told by the Rev. Dr.
Hastings of Aberdeen:
When in Cambridge. Bishop Ry!e.
the dean of Westminster. undertook to
handle in Dr.. Hastings Dictionary OF
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No. Indeed.

4 ~irl iS not necessarily cut ont FOR
a prima donna lust because she is hard
TO manage. Pittsburgh Post.
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Painfully Frank.

A somewhat parSimoniOuS couple IN
Edinburgh invited Il friend to dine with
them on Monday. and when the joint
was laid on the table it proved to be
the remains Of Sundays roast heated
up. whrreupnn the guest remarked
that this appcarcd to be IAN nuld
frien' with n rev face" This, how
ever. did not prevent his doing justice
to the fare provided. and upon depart
ing he said. We'll. good night: I've
had an enjoyable evening. and you
have always the consolation that 1t
haSna cost you much"
Too Much Suspense.
"Why did you shoot the mans dog
asked the justice Of western court.
according to the Portland Oregonian.
"IIc says the animal is perfectly quiet
and never diSturbS any one.
We'll. no" admitted the defendant.
"l'rp never heard him how! in all his
lie hut he always looked rs If he
WIS Just going to. He would come
ont into the yard Il dozen times 1T
night. squat down. look Ut the moon,
draw his breath. open his mouth and
fix himself for howl from here to
Jericho. then change his mind. crawl
under the porch and 30 to sleep. No;
| never heard him howl, but the Sus-
penSe was killing me-
Norwich bulletin., 1913-05-29
COLCHESTER
State Overseer Davis Visits Grange
 Auction-Personais.

At the regular meeting of the grange Tuesday evening State Overseer Davis of Middletown was present and in spected the grange. There was a large crowd present and a bountiful lunch was served at the close.
 Messrs. Jennings, Palmer and San derson of Norwich were callers in town Tuesday, making the trip in Mir. Jen- nings' car.
 Harry Elgart was recent caller irl New Haven.
 Mrs. Edwin s. MunsOn of New York has arrived at her summer home on Broadway for the season.
 J. Frank and Carl Rogers of Salem were calling on friends in town Tues day.
 J. B. Young. school supervisor, was in Salem Tuesday visiting schools.
 Fred Hall of New York is the guest of friends in town.
 A fair sized crowd attended the auction of the household goods of the late Mrs. Frances Marvin. Charles F. Brown was auctioneer.
 Ralph Robinson of New Haven was the guest of Myron R. Abell on Pleas ant street the past week.
 Louis and Arthur Chapman returned Tuesday to Chesterfield, where their portable sawmill is at work.
 Walter B. Lombard left Tuesday for Hartford for the week