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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
There's A Reason

Attorney General Wickersham says
that the Sherman antitrust law is
good. as a civil law but lame as
criminal statute. Lame? OF course
it is, and why? Because the supreme
al statute when it wrote the word "un-
reasonable" into it,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
DELAYED MATERIAL MAKES
OPPORTUNITY FOR
PIANO BUYERS
fiIerS Music House Not to Occupy New Prem
jSeS as Soon as Expected --GrandS, Player
Pianos, ORGANS, All Being Closed Out

in every possible way. Eilers Muals
House guarantees quality, and Eilsra
Music House also guarantees the
price. That is to say, We solemnly
agree to return all money paid IL mn.
chase after delivery is not found a..
actly as represented and in eyerv
way satisfactory to the buyer, or N
case the same grades or quality n
found obtainable elsewhere for Len
money.
Don't fail to see our beautiful BABY
Grand pianos. Make it a point to
investigate carefully our reduceA
prices on all makes Of player pianos
We are positive that no fairer Offer
has ever been made by any respon.
sible house than is SUBMITTED in this
sale. Can you afford longer to BE-
without the refining influence of 4
piano or player piano?
Why not come first thing today pre-
pared to take advantage Of the n
precedented opportunity. Make
small payment in cash and arrange
for the payment of the balance a.
best suits your convenience.
If you cannot come during the day.
time, come at night. Our store u;
open etc.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

manufacturers to market their pro-
duct, and may make a better market
by holding all retailers down to rea-
sonable profits, through the restora.
ton Of ompetition.-Seattle P.-I.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

The head Of a big trust said at a din
ner In Boston:
II have always been against specula
ton. To try to get rich by stock fluc.
tuntions instead Of by honest work fol-
the common good is to be an undesir.
able citizen.
Besides, these fluctuating invest
ments are very risky and uncertain.
It's wise stock, you see. that knows
its own par."-Exchange
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

It's a curious psychological fact that
suffragette woman who is so deli
cate that she makes her husband
walk the baby" at night can be
strong enough to hike on foot from
New York to Albany to lombard the
legislature.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
Wise Provision.

"Bliggins says he has the smartest
youngster in the world"
'Of course" answered Mr.. Gr0wcher
EVERY parent feels that way, and it's
a wise provision Of nature. In every
human beings life there ought to be
& time when somebody thinks he is
sxcart Weshington Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

A London chemist gleefully reports
that he has invented process for
making sugar out of sawdust, but
that's nothing-we've been making it
for years out of sand.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
One Bad Point.

Proprietor Of New Paper-Not at all
a bad first number. There's one thing
about it, however. which I don't like.
Editor-What's that? Proprietor-This
letter on page 6 signed "Old Sub
scriber,"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

American citizens are murdered in
Mexico every day. but if one of 'em
should stub his toe in Turkey Uncle
Sam would make an international in
cident out of it.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH

First street, near Broadway. B.
day school 10 o'clock. church -
vice II o'clock. Wednesday svee
Ing service. 8 o'clock. Readins
room No. 231 Finch building. Or
daily from 1880 until s O'Clock. szeeOe
ing Sundays T.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
PATIENT HAS TWO APPENDICES

Only Case Of Kind on Record Found
Upon Operation.
Two appendices were removed from
r. A. Spangenberg OF Scranton. Pa.
who is now recovering at bis home.
The case is said to be unprecedented.
At the hospital Spangenberg was op-
Grated on for acute appendicitis. When
the incision for the 6rst appendix bad
been made and while the surgeons wert
about to remove 1t they discovered the
second appendix. about three-Quarte1
Of an inch away.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

Lucky.
Dentist (prodding patients gum in
search Of q fragment Of root)-Funny.
don't seem quite to feel it. Patient
dronical in spite Of the pain)-You're in
luck!
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

Mrs. Hautton (maliciously) - You
were such a charming debutante, my
dear, fifteen years ago. Mrs. Inglefe-
Was I? l only remember you made
such lovely chaperon for me when l
came out.-LondOn Tit
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
The Return.

The Return.
II believe" said the CHEEKY philoso.
pher. "that for every single thing you
give away two come back to you"
that's my experience" said Pham.
ley. Last June gave away my
daughter. and she apd her husband
came back to US in August"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
Summit Of The Rhine

She-And when you visited Germany
did you go up the Rhine? He-Rather.
right up to the very top, and magnifl-
cent view there is from the summit!
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

A quart of rich milk and -wo quarts
Of water drunk daily in connection
with sufficient exercise will do more
to bring health and strength to Il run
down woman than all the tonics and
dope in four states. and it is a fearful
pity that more dumpy women don't
realize the fact
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

u II oDERN WOMAN DYING BECAUSE THE LIFE IN HER
N/X IS BECOMING sTAGNANT WANT REAL WORK.
a OUGHT TO GET DOWN SCRUB THE FLOOR,
OWN WASHING, IRONING AND GENERAL HOUSE,
WORK ORDER BETTER TO ENJOY OUGHT
HERSELF INSTEAD RUNNING TO LIBRARIES TO
FIND WHAT SOME
THOUGHT.
know what I'm talking about when work with
their hands work hard For years connected with
nam for nvad The head physician and myself both
conclusion that what of patients
too much, but TOO LITTLE WORK.
Of know there who overbur
dened with domestic dudgery It's thing keep
floors and quite another spend twelve fifteen
hours the for days week with the scrubbing
brush in ones hand
But in general think WASTE TOO MUCH PITY on the
who performs manual labor For what else
given muscular energy If this energy worked off in
itself furious vibrations within the body and
ILL HEALTH IS BOUND TO RESULT
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

It's a curious thing how a woman
can be perfectly comfortable in kid
slippers and spiderweb stockings if
she only has a nice warm muff.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

The marriage of Miss Gould, of the
Gould lines, and Mr.. Shepard, Of the
Missouri Pacific, is one railroad mer-
ger that the law can't touch.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

The whole grape-pulp. seeds and
skin, chewed fine and swallowed
said by a reputable medical authority
to be an excellent means Of curing
constipation. More than this, the
seeds and skins. which are usually dis
carded, contain the greater portion Of
the nutritive elements Of the grape.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

The Herald 10 the oldest paper On
0rays Harbor, and has a larger cir.
oslation than any other paper In Che.
halls county. Advertising contracts
ars based upon this claim Of cIrcuIa.
don and all money due on contracts
executed under this statement will
- forfeited II the statement be not
absolutely true.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
8rinoino IL Home.

Her Father-What are you and young
Shortleigh going to live on in case you
marry? His Daughter-Well. II You
must know, papa. look in the mirror.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
A Sure Proof.

Does the old millionaire really trust
his pretty young wife?' well, he eats
her mince pies"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

There's nothing but what's bearable
as long as q man can work.-Eliot.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

In quite q true sense the leaves are
the lungs Of plants, and because Of
this It contributes to the thriftiness Of
. plant IL the leaves are washed OF
now and then. particularly Il they arc
kept where considerable dust u likely
to settle on them. This washing proc.
ess will also serve to rid the plants Of
lice and the small red spiders that are
often found on the undertakes Of the
leaves.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16
WILL GO AFTER
new INDUSTRIES

CONTINUED from page One)
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

SPECIAL FOR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
A magnificent Art Style piano with, $500, at $276
A superb Semi Colonial piano, for only $176
A $500 piano, used about six months, for $137s
A Hobart M. Cable, little shopworn, now SYST
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-01-16

Professor Dyche. state fish and game
warden Of Kansas, has stated in a re-
Gently published article that he consid-
ers cats the greatest enemy that bird
life has, and he recommends war of
determination Of the felines az q
means Of saving the country from be-
ing consumed ultimately by insect
pests, which are bound to multiply at
a prodigious rate II useful species of
birds are destroyed.
No Chance.
what became Of your anti.noiso
novementY
I'VE couldn't hire brass bands and
megaphones to popularize 1t without
being Observation-Disclosures Star.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
HUMAN LIVES AT STAKE
Maj. Sylvester Instructs Police
as to the Use of
PuImotOrS.

Mai. Sylvester. superintendent of
police. has issued an order to the men,
bers OF the department directing atten-
ton to the necessity Of quick action in
cases OF asphyxiation and giving infor-
nation as to where pulmotors may be
obtained without delay The superin-
tendent announces in the order that he
is in receipt of a communication from
Van H. Manning, assistant director of
the bureau of mines. Interior Depart
ment. telling of the pumotors in the
city that the police may get for use in
emergency cases in which persons are
overcome by gas or asphyXiated hY
drowning.
The pulmotors that may he so OBJ
tanned are located al follows:
The bureau Of mines where there are
two of them. telephone Main $3.50.
Washington Gas Light Company. tele-
phone Main $3.50.
The Episcopal Eye. Ear and Throat
Hospital. telephone North :1S3.
Washington Railway and Electric
Company, telephone Main 200.
Pulmotors also are in possession of
the casualty and Emergency hospitals.
Mai Sylvester instructs the police cap
tains 70 see that the members Of their
commands are familiar with the loca-
tons Of the pulmotors in order that
there will ne no delay in aiding dying
persons.
Maj. Sylvester says it is understood
that when there have been cases of
aSphyxia ton some time has been lost in
obtaining the resuscitating apparatus
owing to A lack Of knowledge of the To-
cation of the same. 1t is VERY i'm
portant factor in such cases To know of
the loca ton of the pulmotors. he SAYS.
and it is very important that no time
be lost in cases of their need in oh
tanning them.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
| HELD AND HIT UPON HEAD
WITH BALL BAT, HE SAYS
Alleged Assailant of Edward Brum-
by Not aptured-Others In
jured in Fights.

Edward Rrumby. colored. nineteen
years old. suffering from an injury to
his head. inflicted with a base ball
bat. was taken to Casualty Hospital
last night about o'clock. Winston
Robinson. colored. a resident Of Ivy
City is wanted by the police to an
swer a charge of having assaulted
Erumby. 1t is alleged by the wounded
man that Thomas Robinson. Winston s
brother. held him while the brother
struck him.
The trouble occurred in Ivy City.
Brumby. whose home is at so @ street
northwest was thought to have been
seriously wounded. but al the hospital
this morning it was said his condition
was not critical. No arrests We're made
last night.
Charlotte Greenleaf. colored, twenty
five years old. residing at 1921
street southeast, was treated at home
last night for razor wound across
her cheek and another on her wrist.
The woman told the police she re-
ceived the wounds while engaged in
an alteration with her husband at
Potomac avenue and 10Th street south
east.
While engaged in an alteration at
1911 Cooksey court northwest with an
other colored man last night about 12
o'clock James Marshall. thirty-tw
years old. received cuts about his face
and head. He was taken to Homeo-
pathic Hospital.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
TWENTY-YEAR CLUB FORMED.
Employees Long in Service of Wood
ward & Lothrop Organize.

Sixty-six men AMI women who have
completed twenty years and more serv-
ice with the firm of Woodward &
Lothrop have organized club. to be
known the Woodward & Lothrop
Twenty Year Club, for social and fra
ternal purposes. Officers for the en-
suing year have been elected. fol-
lows: President. F. f. Woodward: vice
president, V. f. Lake; secretary, George
b. Ostermayer; treasurer. Miss V +,
Shacklette.
4 banquet. to be held at the Cafe
Woodward & Lothrcp Is being planned
for Saturday evening. MAY 81. A COM
mittee consisting of w J. McAa hon
w. II. Lehman. j. +. Pyle. Miss Arnold
and Mrs. NJ. Johnson is arranging an
evening of song. music and reminiscent
alkS of an informal character.
Membership in the club is limited to
those who have been in the EMPLOY
ment of Woodward & Lothrop al least
twenty years and at the banquet
which is to he given each year new
members will he added they in turn
complete that length Of service
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
New Outing Millinery.

& NUSUAL attention has been paid the development
II modes suitable for outdoor and outing The re-
WY sultng displays far variety OF shape
era and trimming than any previous season. Smart
shapes OF panama and peanut straw.
Simply attractivey trimmed with de chine rane
and French sca softly draped and creating artistic
Vivid Bulgarian colorings shown in bands with
which finished Unrmmed models in large
Decided Novel Summer Outing Hats the shapes and
models linens and ratine delicate shades of pink blue
lavender white Some of these shown in the mannh full
shapes while Others in the always favored mushroom
effects Prices range from $500 $3.50.
Scondna Tentht
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
MODERN DANCES SCORED
New York Grand Jury Declares
That Results Are
DenIorable.

NEW YORK NAY = The grand jury
has handed down A preSentment aganst
modern dances.
Within the last fea months the amount
Of suerest ve, SENSUAL dancing in hotel
and restaurants where the sale of liq-
uor 5 Al owed. has Greatly Increased in
the city Of New SorK, reads the pre-
sentiment. and We believe with deDlor
able results Ia the morals of the young.
many of whom are able, without the
knowledge Of their parents TO frequent
such places owing to the fact that dane
ing therein is no longer contined t. the
evening hours. but takes place during
the afternoon As well.
1t appears To Us that the remedies
bile to the author ties are made
quate. We respectfully present this mat
ter To the court " IN the suggestion that
in our opinion the statutes shoul9 b.
so amended that liqnor tax certificate
shall he summary forfeited in the ease
of all premises in which dances Of an
immoral nature are allowed =
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
Mems Quitting Clothes.
NOrf0lks inn a Special ARRAY.

The great regeneration OF the spirit in Amer
lea toward outdoor life has had a forceful effect
upon Mems Outing Clothes: the special styles de
veloped for such occasions manifest this tendency
and show that clothiers have kept pace with the
times
Norfolk Suits-A mode expressing a re
Spouse to we'll defined demand they have es-
peclal appeal IN their newness and in the comfort
and refinement which they splendidly exemplifv
the easy. graceful lines and the neglge appearance
commend them to all who would select outing
clothes. Striking new ideas in models and fabrics
are presented-colored mixtures are prominent
but blues have wide following: plated Norfolks
yoke Norfolks. inverted plat Norfolks. semi-bete
Norolks; all are high in favor, some having patch
pockets
SIS, SIS, $40, $3.50 and SIS.
New Outing Trousers, in cheviots, worsteds OF
light and dark patternng: plain white and gray
aannels; white and neat striped serges
$500, 5000 and $500.
White Duck Trousers, with coats to match
trousers SI.5o and $500; coats, SI.5o, $500 and
$3.50
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
GEN. LOMAX SUCCUMBS
As RESULT OF BAD FALL
Funeral of Noted Confederate
Cavalry Officer to Be Held
in Virginia.

Cen Lunsford Lindsay LomaN OF E"''
6 street northwest. who VAS the oideSt
suryiy N. major general of cavalry al the
confederacy. died early this morning AT
Providence Hospital His Seath resulted
from shock caused when he fell several
weeks ago while visiting relatives IN W ar
renton Va and fractured his mp
Funeral services will Dc held tomorrow
arternoon at the Episcopal Church in
Warrenton. Va. his old home TIC body
is to be taken there, and interment VIII
he in the cemetery Of the Narren.on
F1iscopal Church. Rev. Mr.. Hicks will
officiate The services VIII be very sim
pie.
Gen. I.omaxs condition has been serl-
Gus eyer since his fall He was seventy
eight Years old at the time or his death,
and his advanced age made his recovery
VERY doubtful from the beginning. He
passed away quietly at 6.3o O'Clock tais
morning.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
A Bathing Suit for
the Seashore Trip.

A lot of distinction is possessed
BY the new Bathing Suits we have
recently placed on display. Every
one is new, made up this season.
Plain colorings and stripings that
are different from the ordinary.
$I.oo and upward.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
Wash Ties inn Beautiful
New Patterns.

Many exclusive and original
ideas are seen in the New Wash
Ties; patterns are far prettier
than ever before and the colorings
will meet any mans approval.
Manhattan Zephyrs, Oxfords and
Silk Madrases.
soc and upward.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
Corsets and Corset
Waists for Recreation
and Omt=Of=Door Wear

The Elastic Girdle Top Cor
sets with long, soft skirt are ideal
for the figure Of proportions re
curing greater restraint than
the ordinary. while the shorter
models and hip confners are suf-
hcient for the slender figures.
Ivy homeless models are ex-
cellent for this latter type.
Riding Corsets. of chamoisette or elastic
materials.
$3.50 to SI2oo pair.
"Ivy' Boneless Corsets
SI.oo to $3.50 pair.
Ferris and Ideal Athletic Waists, with
rubber inserts and laces.
SIoo and $500 each.
Brassieres in a large assortment OF
models to complete these corsets.
soc each and up.
Third door Eleventh ST.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
SIS, SIS, 500, $3.50 and SIS.
Half Hose=Especially
Attractive.

Everything new in the very
best fabrics, various weights and
grades. An especially attractive
number is a Pure Thread Silk
Hose, in variety of solid .eolored
effects; unusually fine gauge
spliced toe, sole and heel.
soc the pair.
Better grades up to $500.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
Worr1erl's Gowns and
Underwear at ST .OO the
Garment.

Today we emphasize the excep-
tional worth OF the SI.oo gar
ments. shown in many fabrics ard
a variety OF styles designed par
ticularlv for summer service.
Gowns extra and regular sizes. of mus
lin. cambria and nainsook, high, low
round square and neck effects, with
long three-quarter and short sleeves
trimmed in several attractive STYLES with
dainty embroideries and pretty laces.
Combination Garments, corset cover
and skirt or corset cover and drawers
in several STYLES. effectively trimmed with
laces. embroideries, beading and ribbon
nainsook and crepe materials.
Petticoats. cambria and nainsook. tuck
ed and trimmed with lace and embroid.
cry. regular and extra sizes.
Princess Slips, trimmed in several STYLES
with lace or embroidery. beading and
ribbon.
Long White Kimonos. of good quality
lawn. trimmed with Bulgarian collar and
border.
The best value obtainable at ST OF
Third floor. Eleventh st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
The "Wizard" Mop
Used With Least Labor.

Besides being much easier I
use than any other kind, it is also
the most efficient. The triangle
shape allows it to get into the
smallest corners and crevices, and
the handle permits the user to
stand in a comfortable position
while the cleaning is being done
much easier than the old way.
A Wizard Mop pushed over the
floor, the furniture or woodwork
of any kind cleans perfectly. picks
up every particle of dust-really
cleans, and polishes at the same
time; all in one operation. Clean
ing with a Wizard Mop produces
the best result, and is absolutely
sanitary and hygienic-the TWEEN
tieth century way of cleaning.
Two styles. one oil treated,
the other chemically treated.
S1 rs each.
Fifth floor Eleventh ST.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28

and leaves her husband. Mrs. Carr was
a native of Culpeper.
The funeral of William owens will he
held at 3 o'clock tomorrow afternoon
from his home. li09 Duke street. Burial
will be made in Bethel cemetery. Mem
bers of Alexandria Council, No. =. Fra
ternal Order of Americans, will attend.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
Outing and Neglige Apparel for the MAN
Who Will Recreate ON Decoration Day.
Mem Have a Particularly p
Choice i'm Straw Hats.

Distinguishing notes of styles in Straw Hats
this spring they auntier, more departure from,
the precedent than for many years past. The eN-
tent to which men can exercise complete control
OF their selections is really extraordinary.
The New Coarse, Rough Straws, with scalloped
edge. higher crowns and narrower brlms
The Fine Sennits in various grades with many
heights of crown and widths Of brn1.
Chip Straws in unequaled variety OF well
chosen models
5000 to $4,000 each.
Panamas, S4.65 to $3.50.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-28
Steamer Rugs for
Autoing and Boating.

They'll furnish the needed pro-
lection, woven especially for such
purposes. A variety of plaids and
rich Scotch clans: reversible and
combination-co1or effects; fringed
and plain edges.
C. ~ ond ,,p,,-I