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Washington Journal., 1913-10-04
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oigieit bes @oeelfluges gibt 9il3betz
mer 60 Mleter in Der Getunoe Coer
223 3ilometer in Der Stunbe an. So
raid fIisat a. 9. Der WauerIsgler.
4noere @neabsn, bic ebtnFaas Doaes
8erirauen beroienen, nennen als be-
Te 2eiitung 80 Metsr in Der Setunz
be ober fat 300 &ilometer in Der
Stunbs. GbenIo fAnea tonnen Ii9
bic punoerpolen @egler Der Wleere,
ole W}otpen, betpeeen; ia, es nirb ios
gar bebauptet, bnb Der Wonoerfalte
i'm Sagoflues 100 Wteter in Der Sez
tunoe ober $50 &ilometer in oer
Stunoe gu errsiden imitanoe lei.
On oieIe enormen @efGtpinoigfeitss
leiltun9en rei6t Der msni9 freili9
nod ni6t beran, ober bieIs Sdneaig.
feit entfaltsn aud nur bic oilers
beIten 6luetiinltler Der Sierpelt; bic
meiIten @1gel tOnnen nit oieIen 4us@
nobmen, gu oenen pisIeiht nod Der
qlbatros un6 Der Gregdttpogel toms
men, nidt in Wettbstperb treten.
Rt6t quite 6lieeer, fpie ). 3. bic
Souben, errei6cn niGt mebr ols 81
8ilometer in Der Stunos; ileine.
febr geT6idt flieoenbe S%ingDOeel, bic
9adltel3en un6 8iireer, bringen es
nur ouf so aiIomster in Der Stunz
De. 9abei errei9en IelbIt bic ausees
Seihnttiten 5lieeer Der 8ogeIiDelt
bieIe Observation-Disclosures nur gelesents
lib Bel 6lusfpielen. auf Der 5luht
ober BEL Der 8erfolsung bon 8eutes
tiereu. Sci er6Bsrsn Wonberftiigsn
befpeeen fe Ii9 piel langiamer fort;
bic Ml0ne le9t nur so &ilometer,
Der WauerTeeler 80 &ilometer, Der
Wonoerfalte 55 9ilometer in Der
Stunbe 3uriid. 9esbolb lam man
ppbt iogeu. baB Der Msnfd ben ges
fieberten MeiIter errei6t babe. benin
bic burdi9nittli9e @sI9pinbieteit
u~nferer 6tisger lit bsoeutenb grDBer.
Gs pirb ni9t piele @0gel geben. bic
bic Strede bon Berlin bis paris,
faIf 1000 ailometer, in ununterbro-
denem Tluge 5uriidlegen fOnnen;
b069tens MDipen, Nlbatros, Sdpolz
BE, MouerTesIsr un0 einiee Raubp0s
qeI tdmen bafiir in 8etraht. Der
fron8ofiT9e Jlieger 2eon 2etort lsgs
te Die Strede obne 3pif6enlanbuna
in SO Stunben 3uriid nit elmer
@ei9ipinbieteit bon mebr ols 100
&ilometer in Der Stunbe unb iibers
fraf 10 bic beTten GIugtiinflsr Der
Nofur.
Was bic 5lusb5be onbetrifft. 70
bat ebenfons Der Menf9 ben @oael
gum minbeiten erreicbt. Dur Elm sins
5iger GorI6er, Spill, bot @6seI in
me6r ols 1000 Meter S0be geli1tet.
Sonit selten 5000 Meter als Moriz
mal9ren3s fir ben Qbler, fir bic
2erde etipa 1000 Metsr. Die mei=
Ifen 80gel tonnsn iiberboupt nidt
iiber 100 Meter Iteigen. 9ieie Sos
benIeiItungen iino BON unfern 6lies
germ ipeit iibsrtroffen iporben.
Washington Journal., 1913-10-04
ais SroBsate 0rOBmama ssfrsit.

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gSir ainOer, mir trGimen nur bon Der
Belt,
ga 0robonter nod in iun9en Sdbreu
Sogc uno Nddte ourds Gano gefabreu,
AlS er Die @roBmama gefreit.
unO es flingt tpie Elm @drdcu, fpem
@roBuater 1pridt
Geiie in beinli6cu 9dmmeritunoen,
Mie Die Soitfutl1e mii6lam ben SSeg
g~efln0e;l
Surd Sonneuflimmer uno Wonoenlidt.
llno es mar our lelldjtenoen Srii6lingsz
5eit,
0as 2nno lag in Seligfeiten berlunfen,
hub oas 9er5 10 beiB nno Dor Subel
trunfen,
llnb YferOe unO 8a9en bliitenoers
ldneit.
llno III elmer iil6riaen Wdr6eunaht
9at Der Mageu gebnlten nuf bplprigen
GtrnBen,
limb Ser Sii6rer bat leiIe eil 2ieo ge=
blaIen
9islein in Die lautlos pcrI6piegere
Pradt.
sing Elm Gtmen Ourb guid unO
Baum,
lleber ipeiBe Mauern Elm ieItiames
9ebeiL
Gin @alier eriuadte 8u rinnenoem See
ben,
lln0 bod in oeu 8olteu ldpebte elm
Srnum
lIuo I'M S6~rIter6dusdeu, i'm ipeiBen
aleio
Gtnno elm MGOel in brennenbem 8ans
gen uno Sebnen,
Sat 5mitternb 9eIaul6t ben tperbenben
S0uen,
lllo geipeint uno aeIa1t Dor Seligteit.
Sans 9erbert uIrt6.
Washington Journal., 1913-10-04

Bonn Roernenbof. llns
teroffi5ier: Marum aud iteden Sic
f9lapper 8erl in elmer @aroeunis
form9 Sic tommen mir Dor, pie Ell
ne 0reier3igarre nit 'nsr 8ouds
binoe!
SinnpoIler Qiebess
grub. nWorum pinten Sic oenn
uuf jeoen 3ug2"
nnSa, mel 2iabIter is a @ahnsrer.
nber | podB net, auf neld'n 3ug
als er fubrt."
~ 3erfveut. .Serr profei<
for, bas Selepbpn Idutet."
on0epiB 9ofrnt t., nit Dem lam
i6 bod ni9t i'm S4lafrOd ipres
den"
Washington Journal., 1913-10-04
9 @sIsaen6 BEL

8enuBte 8elegen6eit.
uMas lit Dsnn oa fir Elm Men19en=
auflauf am 5luB2"
.u@9, oa lit elmer ertrunten, uno
elm 9auiierer bercnitnItet einen Mus=
b~ertuuf ipesen S~aoesfalls.~
- gingegangen. n8on Sag
gu Sag peroen Sic f9Dner, gnGs
biess 6rdulein."
nrDus bat nod niemanb sepast.
mir gu fagen
nMas benn2"
nn9aB i6 bas nod n0tig bdtte!!""
I'm If pung. 81: Siebit
bu Die iurge Dame bort an Der
SGule2
g.: Die edge 8o1nenItange?
o.: Die lit enorm reid, BAT minz
ocItens apei Millionen Mitgift.
g.: llno Oisle grd3i6ie S9lonts
belt II gurt3 mein Sail! - &annit
bu mid ni4t pOritelIen9
Washington Journal., 1913-10-04

nen O1esenI6irm in ser srbobenen
Ri6ten. @rit als er Oos 5eniter fat
I9on errsi9t bate, ertannte i'd O.n
formloIen 8auen als ole peroOtterte
Sonte Beth Sdnte Beth in
Ha6tiode un6 bliitenipeiBem Inter
Ridden. Shre @eits mar fiir6ters
lid; ibr runoss QtntIiB aber Itrablte
Dor !6eiterteit, uno oieIer troitli6e
Mnblid loite Oen Idbmenoen gann oes
S9rsdens, ser mid 70 LANCE unbez
peglia auf meinem erponierten Plabe
feitgebalten bate.
8liBf9nea rutfdte i6 an ser
Mauer berunter; dber bic qeIpdnnte
@ripartung oeFen, mas fid nun orins
men 5pif9en ben beioen S%o0feinoen
3utraaen ipiiroe, mar itGrter ala
mein 9rdng, polenos Su flieben. @uF
Dem pin5igen MausrporIprung SUB
faFenO, tonnte i9 geraOe nod
our9 oie 3erbro9ene S9eibe IpGben.
SD fab, fpie Sdnte Beth ii9 aeoen
sen Ontel pdnbte, unb bDrte ibn
nit 8itternoer, T4lud5enoer Stimms
Tdgen:
6elDinl sic baben mir bas 2eben
s~erettet. Wie fol id Sbnen oufiir
oanten2"
Notiirli9 srpdrtete i9, 0uB It i'm
nun auf meme Soften iiber oie@runO=
loiigteit feiner gefir4tun9en auftlG=
rem piiroe, aber i9 erbieIt einen
neuen 8epeis ibrer tdntenbdften 9iiz
te, inoem id fe faeen b0rte;
,@ott lei 0unt. OaB i9 mod re9ts
3eittg eetommen bin, nm ben fiir1z
terli9en Rerl in ote 5lli9t gu f6la-
gen. Mer ipeiB, mas pdiiiett mare,
tpenn i9 ni6t aufdlig bier iibernd9s
tet bate. I'm meinen bier3ig Sabre
binour9 benabrten glten Nomen lit
es nun frsilib geIdeben. 9enn fpenn
Der &erl eraGblt, baB er mid our
Ne9t5eit i'm 3immer zines unbers
6eirateten iungsn Mannes geisben
bat -"
Meiter bDrte i9 ni9ts me6r, oenn
in Oiefem Moment 5Dg mid mein
8ruoer an ben 8einen BON Dem Mauz
erborfprung berunter uno 5errte mid
dIs Elm re9ter 9afenfub nit ii9
fort. l1ngeie6en gelaneten mir in
unier S4Iaf5immer.
Sn Ser 6riibe oes nG6iten Sages
dber erbieiten mir bort Sen 8eIu9
Sdnte 8ettbs, bic uls bon unenoli=
der Site berIprdd, unperbrii9li9es
Stiuf9peigen iiber unIere nG9tli9e
Sat gu bepabren, foferne mir Elm
glei9es gelobten in be3ug auf alles,
mas mir gefeben batten. 90 bat
Denn in Der Sat 3tpan3ig Sabre bin=
our9 niemano in Der Jamilie erfob=
rem, Our9 psl9e 6%elosntat Sante
Bettbs fenfatirnele 8erlobung nit
Onfel Gdfar 3ultdnoe getommen lit.
lln0 als Der alte !0err am Mbeno 1et=
nes Iieb3igiten @eburtstages mir an
oertraute, Dab er Dor feiner @erbeiras
tung genOtigt geipefen fet, feline oiirfz
tigen @intiinfte ourt oas Stiden BON
Monogrdmmen fir Elm Mdi9egei9dft
gu berbeiiern. a6ne er ni9t i'm @nt=
fernteiten, bdB er mir oamit our9aus
ntdbts NelteS er3dhlte.
Washington Journal., 1913-10-04

Die ungebeursn RiuOerber.
ben Siioumeritus Itommen bon l
Gtier uno 7 Giiben, ole 1900 BON
apei SeIuiten singeflbrt nurotn.
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25

clothes. One day my husband got the
neighbors in to see what the matter was
but they could not help me. My first
thought was for Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and sent my hus-
band out for it and took it until was en-
tirely cured. am woman of perfect
health and my health and happiness
came from Lydia E. Pinkham's medi-
cine. You may rest assured that do
ell can to recommend your wonderful
medicine to my friends. - MRS. FRED
STONE, Route No. 8, Malone, N. Y.
The success of Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound: msde from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, intlam-
nation, liberation, ,tumors. irregularities.
periodic peins, backache, bearing down
feeling, fatulency, indigestion, Dizziness
or nervous prostration. Lydia q. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is the stan
dard remedy for female ills.
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25
SMART TOUCHES THAT COUNT
Proper Adjustment Of Wells and Neck
bands Ranks Among the Things
of Importance.

The veil of net or lace. plain or fg-
ured, is gathered at the lower edge
to a neckband Of satin ribbon which
fastens with clamps at the back and
therefore does away with the neces-
sity for invisible hairpins and small
barrettes and all the other tiresome
things that women have to use in or
der to adjust their wells with neatness
and accuracy. The top edge of the
veil is gathered into another band of
ribbon. which is finished with a small
flat bow at the back and fastened with
clamps.
One can see for herself how easy
the adjustment is and how many pos
sibilities there are in such a veil For
instance, one can wear a plain hat
without trimming and provide it with
a crown band by using the ribbon to
which the upper edge of the veil is
gathered and provide a neckband in
imitation of the velvet ribbons that
are now tied under the chin or behind
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25
Appliances for Measuring Time.

Mechanical appliances for measur,
ing time were in use from the earliest
ages and clocks of one kind or an
other were made in Europe before the
discovery of America. Brass wheel
clocks with weights, standing six
feet high. such as are now called
grandfather clocks. were common in
England and Germany long before the
revolutionary war. The first clockma-
ker in the United States was Eli Ter
ry, who made his first clock with wood
en- wheels in 1899, and afterward
made great many, and they were
good timekeepers. In 1907 he con
tracted to deliver 1000 wooden wheel
movements to a certain firm, and 1t
took him three years to fill the order
Seth Thomas, once a well known Yam
kee clockmaker. learned his trade with
Eli Terry. Brass wheel clocks were
first made in the United States in
1897
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25
SLIPPERS OF BRocADED SATIN
Inte nded for Wear With Summer Neg.
Iieee, They May Quite Easily Be
Made at Home.

To wear with the summer negligee
the shops are showing dainty slippers
fashioned of brocaded satin. These
are rather expensive if your desire to
purchase them. but If you are clever
at needlework they can be duplicated
at home for very much less.
First purchase a pair of soles the
required size and bind them with a
fancy silk braid of the predominating
color used in the brocade. When
choosing the brocade select design
which will look well on the top of the
foot.
From heavy muslin cut piece OF
material to form the toe portion the
slipper. This must fit smoothly to the
sole and be able enough to comfort.
ably accommodate the foot.
Using this as guide, cut two sim.
liar pieces from the brocaded satin
and baste the two together. Outline
the design with twisted silk of >the
same tone and improve the slipper
toe by embroidering tiny flowers here
and there. To the back of the muslin
whipstitch a lining of white silk and
bind the top with braid to match the
soles. Join the toe portion to the
soles with strong silk thread, whip
stitching the two together.
They are quickly made and the re
suit speaks for itself.
A case can be fashioned to contain
thse sliHbers from brocaded satin oil
the same design. Make it to resem
BILE large envelope and place the
slippers between the folds fastening
the flap with pearl button and but
tonhole.
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25

| was intelleetual, but not spiritual
You loved her madly. but you couldn't
make the temporary organization per
manent without an infusion of the
spiritual. Number three was spirit
ual. but angular, number four was
curvilinear but her dimples couldn't
hold you, owing to some other def
cheney. They all fell size or two
short somewhere, and It wasn't until
you met me that you discovered the
right combination of loveliness of face
and form and high mentality and earn
est soulfulness and wit and charm and
tact and style and all that sort of
thing. Having found me. your afYec-
tions are anchored unmovably and
eternally. Is that the situation?'
Practically says he. You under
stand. Of course, that all the love
lavished on these incomplete objects
is now concentrated-focus as 1t
were. upon you. Considering that
from mathematical standpoint you
can easily see how strong my devotion
! must be-
Its all right, Mr. Wethervane.'
replied, with a note Of sadness in my
voice. You put up good talk, but
Ill have to ask you to release my
hand. 1t can never be. You are not
wholly Indifferent to me, l confess. but
I'm afraid you'd realize In time that l
am brunette, instead of blonde, and
that my nose isn't tip-tilted, and that
I don't know anything to speak of
about fancy dancing or the nebular hy-
pothesis. FAREWELL Shortly after
which he left" concluded Mrs. Mer-
riwid
You want more stable character,
them" asked Aunt Jane.
Il want one that will stay tied" re-
piled Mrs. N-erriwed. Il have no
idea of following any man around with
pan of oats through the dim distant
years. Come to think of 1t, stable is
the word"
Copyright. 1913. by w. G. Chapman3
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25
DICTATES OF FASHION.

The plain skirt is no more. Plaits,
drapery. gathers. insets, panels, tucks
every form of selftrimming has
been resorted to In the styles for
spring and summer.
The short dolnan mantles of fur
seem to be gaining. Usually they are
fastened with single large button or
buckle, or tortoise shell or strass
stones.
Red, with gray, makes beautiful
color scheme for all enveloping eve
ming wrap. One of the seasons most
attractive models is made of flame
colored velvet, with lining of smoke
gray charmeuse.
Plain ratines have borders of con-
trasting bands. woven. embroidered. in
open Irish work like heavy crochetted
lace, self-colored checks, colored
stripes, and Bulgarian landings
Printed ratines have all over tiny flow
ers in pompadour effect in beautiful
colors.
The fashionable idea is the white
costume with touch of color. 1t
eometimes comes in border print or
embroidery, again as a girdle or col
lar. or as decorative button. Some
times the color is seen in the weave,
with white.
Cool and comfortable are the sep,-
rate waists Of white wash silk. A
heavy cord of white is the finish to
the low-cut, turnover collar.
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25

ever being designed expressly for this
purpose. One positively needs these
dainty things If one expects to look
well while keeping cool at the same
time, and indeed they seem simple
enough to run up at home at little
trouble and expense.
The petticoat part doesn't matter in
particular, for one wears what one
happens to have. 1t may be a messa-
line one. taffeta or lingerie. but 1t
should in most cases be white. Crepe
de chine makes the incest kind OF a
negligee petticoat II you are making
one specially for this purpose. How
ever, the matinee or jacket portion is
what we give most of our attention
to.
fon is used for the pretty negligee
jacket. The blouse portion is cut
with elbow-length kimono sleeves and
cross-over fronts. The sleeves are
puffed into double-edged ruff1ing of
fine white lace. The lace ruffling is
used to outline the entire wrap, and
at the neck forms an outstanding med
lei collar The lower part is cut away
in front and rounded across the back.
extending half way to the knees.
A broad fold of azure blue satin is
draped low around the waist and then
up under the bust In front, where 1t is
tied In a large. nat bow that hooks
across the opening.
A washable negligee can be made
from the same design by using some
of the pretty fowered dimities, mulls
and swisses. These, too. are dainty
End cool. decidedly inexpensive
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25
where FISH ABOUND.
Colorado Irrigation Lakes Full Of
Finny Tribe.
They Are Five In Number and the
Water ls Clear, Cold and Spar
klins-At Small Depth Tenn
perature 10 Icy.

Kansas City.-North or Lamar.
Colo, just across the Kansas line on
the Santa Fe railway. Is series OF
irrigation lakes that have been made
by building earthen dams across
creek valley. These lakes are fed by
a canal forty miles long. leading from
the Arkansas river The lakes are
there as a result of the suit over the
waters of the Arkansas, which kansai
lost to Colorado several years ago.
Up there on the Colorado plains,
two-thirds of mile above sea level.
is more than one hundred miles of
shore line. Smooth, soft green prairie
slopes down to the blue water. Curry
ing about into delightful little bays,
sweeping back in wide CULTS. jutting
up in bold headlands. the world OF
flowers and grass meets and melts
into the world Of waters. Under the
bright sunlight. seen through that
crystal air, shimmering and shining,
these lakes almost compel the belief
that they are a mirage.
Kit Carson, could he again ride
across these old familiar plains,
would be tempted into trying to ride
straight through what he would think
must be only an appearance OF water.
For he and his friends never saw any
really wet lake here. On hot. still
day they have seen myriads of lakes.
But no real water covered these
square miles in their day.
These lakes literally swarm with
fish. At times they lie upon the sur
face so thickly that, as their fins move
the whole surface is agitatetd as II a
breeze was blowing over 1t. They are
SO plentiful that when the water is
turned into the irrigation bitches the
fish that have spawned and multiplied
float down in schools and are carried
out upon the fields of alfalfa and other
crops, and the farmers gather them
up in wagon loads and salt down
enough in n week to last them through
a whole year.
There are five of those lakes. They
were finished In 1898, and the fish
have been spawning and increasing in
numbers ever since.
The lakes are seven miles north OF
Lamar, and to get there one must
drive over the level prairie. The
largest of the lakes is Nenoshee, sev.
en- miles long.
A party OF Kansas City men went
out there recently to fish, and one OF
them wrote the accompanying account
of their experiences. The members OF
the party vouch for the truth OF this
story in It's entirety.
1t was a lazy day, under lazy sun,
that swung idly through sky OF
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25
Lost His Objective.

new anxiety into the schools. In GER
tain districts youngsters may be seen
moving schoolward with hatchets.
knives, hammers, chisels and similar
things, as materials for their drawing
lessons.
The other day, just as one of these
lessons was about to begin, small
boy was found standing tearfully at
his teachers desk.
I've swallowed my object" he ex.
planned. with an alarming gulp
What was it?" asked the teacher
anxiously.
"A banana" replied the would-be
artist with a final gulp.-Pittsburg
Chronicle-Telegraph.
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25
COURT HOUSE WITHOUT BIBLE
Big Collection Is Raised for One in
S2,ooo,OCO Wilkesbarre
Structure.

Wilkesbarre Pa.-Luzerne county,
which has $2,000,0O0 court house.
does not own an official Bible, as was
revealed when an important case was
on trial The building was searched,
but no Bible was to be found. No
appropriation existed out Of which the
book could be bought until 1914.
The Bible class of the Sixth ward
of Edwardsbille took up collection
to buy one when they heard of the
matter. A committee from the class
called upon President Judge N. A.
Fuller and asked If they might pre-.
sent the court with the Bible. He
gave his consent. the Bible has been
purchased and the members OF the
class are busy now inscribing their
names on the fly leaves.
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25

ling from flower to flower. Anything
with pet -ahem!-petals. attracts
him, or has attracted him-barring
wall flowers-up to the time he decid.
ed that l was his hollyhock. l told
him that my romantic fancy demand
ed a man that had never loved be-
fore"
DO you know, think that it is
rather unreasonable, Melissa" protest
ed Aunt Jane.
80 do l, dearie." replied Mrs. Mer-
riwid. "It was also untruthful. Any
male person over fifteen who has new
er known the tender, not to say
mushy passion, is monster and
certainly wouldn't care to give a kin
dergarten course to a person of post
graduate age, If 1t was ever SO. But
a real man should hirt in moderation
and not get the habit SO strongly fas-
tened on him that his wife will be un-
able to control it. ! made the remark
out of curiosity however. wanted
to know what he would say"
You might have known without re-
sorting to falsehood." said Aunt Jane.
You mean l might have guessed"
corrected her niece. II might have
guessed that he would say that he
had never truly loved; that he had
only imagined it. That's your guess.
too. isn't it, dearie? Well. you've got
two more coming. He admitted that
he had loved before-often.
"'And you offer me your heart
scared by former fires, Scared by old
wounds, marred and Clipped by the
wear and tear OF hundred previous
ownerships,' says l. BE ashamed OF
yourself, Mr.. Wethcrvane.' That's
what said to him.
LET me tell you about these old
dead loves of mine. Melissa says
he
81 don't want any mortuary statis-
tics. thank you, Mr.. Wethervane,' l
answered firmly. Besides says !. we
have dinner at seven, and It's past
three o'clock now.
"I claim the right to be heard
says he with noble dignity and iron
determination. I loved one woman
passionately-for her beautiful face.
the classic regularity of her features
land all that sort Of thing, don't you
know. I'm not naturally inconstant.
as YOU seem to think. but found in
time that there was something lacking
in her. She was beautiful, but mere
beauty was not enough to satisfy the
cravings of my soul. met an
other
"I don't want to have the appear
unce of hurrying you,' interrupted
him in low, rich tones of deep earnest
ness, but think l get you. Another
The Springfield herald., 1913-07-25
She Said II.

You are no gentleman" she wrote,
'if you think said any such thing as
she said you said l said l had said.
Dear GIRL he answered, you must
not think | think you think you must
be the kind of girl think you must
be if you said such n thing as you
said she said said you said you had
said"
1t seems he knew she knew he knew
she said just what she said she heard
he had heard her friend had heard him
say he had heard her say, but with in
tuitive feminine tact she accepted his
apology.-Life.