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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
RAILROAD SURGEON DISCOV-
 FRS WONDERFUL REMEDY
For Man and Beast, the Old Reliable Dr. Porter's Antiseptic Healing Oil Relieves Pain, Stops the Bleedinet
 and Heals al the same time.

Thousands of Farmers and Stockinen know it already, and trial will convince you that DR. PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL is the most wonderful Remedy ever discovered for Wounds, Burns, Old Sores, Carbuneles, Granulated Eyellds, all Skin or Scalp Diseases, and also for Barbed Wire Cuts, Calls, Sores, Scratches, Shoe Boils, Warts, Mange on Dogs, etc Continually people are finding new uses for this famous old Remedy Sold by nearly all Druggists. If your Druggist lhasn'tit, sendus soc. in stamps for me dium size, or $l. % for large size, and it will be sent by Parcel Post. Money refunded 1t not, satisfactory. We mean it. Paris MediciEe Go. 2o22 Pine St., St. Louis, Mo.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Last Civil War Veteran.

was informed by the United States pension office that the last soldier of the Civil war will die in 1855. That is the estimate made by those who make a study of vital statistics. If the last veteran survives until that date he will have lived 90 years aft CT the surrender of Lee.
 Kronk, who died couple of years ago in New York state was the last soldier of the war of 1912, and he lived considerably more than 90 years after peace had been signed. Bake man, the last soldier of the Revolu- tion, lived for S6 years after the peace of 17S3.
 Here is hoping that some man who wore the blue or gray may fool the pension office and round out full century after Appomattox!-Philadel- phia Ledger.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
LIKE MAGIC" New Food Makes Wonderful Changes.

When man has suffered from dys- pepsia so many years that he can't re- member when he had a natural appe- tite, and then hits on a way out of trouble he may be excused for saying it acts like magic"
 When it is a simple, wholesome food instead of any one of large num- Der of so called remedies in the form of drugs, he is more than ever likely to feel as though sort of miracle has been performed.
 A Chicago man, in the delight of re- stored digestion, puts it in this way:
 Like magic, fittingly describes the manner in which Grape-Nuts relieved me of poor digestion, coated tongue and loss of appetite, of many years standing.
 q tried about every medicine that was recommended to me, without re- lief. Then l tried Grape-Nuts on the suggestion of a friend. By the time I had finished the fourth package, my stomach was all right, and for the past two months I have been eating with a relish anything set before me. That is something I had been unable to do previously for years.
 T am stronger than ever and con. sider the effects of Grape-Nuts on a weak stomach as something really wonderful. It builds up the entire body as well as the brain and nerves .' Name given by the Postum Go, Battle Creek, Mich.
 There's a reason" and it is ex. plained in the little book, "The Roa' to Wellville,' in pkgs.
 Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuir~- true, and full of h1man Inherent. sr~ee
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
The Point of View,

People talk about thirteen being an unlucky number" she said, "but l can't say that I have found it so. A year ago New Years day I sat down to dinner where there were thirteen at the table,"
 And didn't anything happen?" her friend asked in amazement.
 "Oh, yes, considerable happened. The hostess and two of the guests have died since then"
 Well, for goodness sake, how can you say, after all this, that you don't consider sitting at a table where there are thirteen unlueky?"
 Possibly it was unlucky for some of them" she said, seeming to reflect, but it was my turn to entertain this year, and you see there were only ten to be provided for"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Tramp Defrauded Lawyers.

Four Ammanford (Carmarthenshire solicitors were alleged to have been duped by George Sullivan, otherwise Murphy Finnegan, laborer on tramp, who was recently committed by the magistrates for trial on charges of ob- taining money by false pretenses. Representing that he had been knock ed down by motor car, he asked, it was stated, each of the solicitors to act for him in a compensation claim, and they all gave him money when he told them he was pYniless.-Lon- don Mail
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

Last week we beheld Joseph gazing for the first time upon his brothers. While we witnessed his joy, at the same time we noted another strong trait of character, viz, that of self restraint In 0hat lesson we studied briefly the fear and the suspicion of the guilty brothers and at the close we left them with feigned merriment (for their hearts were at unrest) seek ing to put on a bold front, if perchance their fears were groundless. It was doubtless Josephs plan to retain pos. session of his brother Benjamin and let the others go (v. 9. In his present joy and love for his brother Joseph seems to have forgotten for moment the aged father
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
MT. Wrinkles House to Go.

Two buildings in Birmingham asso- ciated with Dickens have been de- molished, and a third, MT. Wrinkles house, is being pulled down.
 When MT. Pickwick asked the wait CT at the Old Royal where MT. Winkle lived he replied: Close by, sir; not above 800 yards, sir. MT. Wrinkle is a wharfnger, sir, at the canal, sir" And MT Pickwick found in "a quiet sub stantial looking street stood an old red brick house with three steps be- fore it, bearing, in fat Roman capitals, the words, MT Winkle. Pal Mall Gazette.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Involved In Web.

Again, as last week, we do not blink at Joseph's deception and we need to remember that divination (vv 5, 14) was later strictly forbidden in the law, Deut. 18:10-12. It is prob able, however, that Joseph did not practice that art. The profuse self defense of these brothers (v. 8 in em- phasizing their honesty may, in the light of their history, be questioned. The return of the money was more to avoid trouble than because of con- scientious scruples. A proper regard for the events of their former visit ought to have cautioned them against undue protestations or any thought less promises in this instance. AS 1t was, they involved themselves in web from which they were unable to extricate themselves
 Of course the steward knew of their innocence but notice how he prolongs their anxiety by beginning with the eldest and going through each sack till he reaches that of Benjamin tv. 12). Now 1t was their turn to rend their clothes (v 13); deception has been praeticed upon them even as they had practiced it upon Jacob and caused him to rend his clothes, see Gal. 6:7.
 II. Pleading, w. f4-17, and the bal ance of the chapter. Whether or not Joseph foresaw the result of his plan, remarkable thing happened Though in all probability these men judged Benjamin guilty yet they at once de cided to stand by him, both for his own and for Jacobs sake. They there by revealed the fact that change had taken place or else was beginning to work itself out in their lives. Joseph was waiting for them as though In the main he had all the details worked out in his own mind. Yesterday feasting and making merry, today with abject, servile fear they are on their faces before Joseph protesting their inno- cence and through the mouth of Judah pleading for Benjamin. We need to remember that it was Judah who say ed the life of Joseph by advising his sale into slavery, and it was Judah who undertook to be responsible for Benjamin then they began this pres ent journey. This is not the last time they were on their faces before Jo- seph (50:18), even so the day of con fession before our Joseph is coming Phil, 2:10 II. They are called upon to give an account of their deeds, even so must we give an account of our stewardship and of our acts, Cor. 5:10. Judah's plea is fine bit of logic and an appeal to compassion His words indicate that he knew that all of the difficulties were the outcome of their own sin, w. 16, 29 and f2:21, 28
 God always finds out our iniquities, | but blessed is that man whose sin is covered by the robe of his righteous ness" This new attitude of these men as voiced by Judah is a remark able illustration of what the grace Of God can do in the character of man. Judah's sin, chapter 38, lis type Of that danger ever present. to Gods children who do not separate them selves from the Canaahites of this world.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
NOT EVEN ONE RAY OF HOPE
Depressed Little Man Knew Too We'll the ResourcefuIness He Had
 to Cope With.

He was an enthusiastic canvasser, and even the sounds of battle raging within did not prevent his knocking at the door
 A depressed and worn little man with battered expression opened it. The caller expatiated on the beauty, excel1enece and usefulness of the book he was selling. All was of no avail. At last a brilliant thought struck him.
 We sell this book padded covers with round corners and would cover all your books cheaply to match"
 The battered one showed a gleam of interest as he fingered bump on his forehead, but the gleam faded.
 It would be no use he said, dole fully; there would still be the flat irons"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Room for the Cat,

The doors of certain new house had shrunk horribly as is the way of the modern door made of unsea- soned wood and left to shrink in use. The builder would not send the joiner to replace them. So the householder tried the ironclad meth cd and wrote:
 Dear Sir: The mice can run un- der most of our doors, but our cat cannot follow them. Will you please send man at once to make room un- der the doors for the cat, and much oblige?"
 Next day the joiner came.-Man- chester Guardian.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
GIadness Shattered.

'As soon as the morning was light" the very earliest possible moment, the brothers departed, and who can say but that it was with a sense of relief that they were once more well out of the city and on the road homeward?
 l. The Plotting, w. 4-13. However, all of their gladness and exultation was shattered swiftly and suddenly when Josephs steward overlook them and charged them not only with in gratitude, but worse still of purloining the cup of Joseph, who was even as Pharaoh" (v. 1S). It is easy for us to picture the consternation that filled them when after their protested inno- cence the cup was discovered in Ben jamin's sack, and with what shame and fear they must have retraced their steps. We cannot read into this story any idea that the brothers had any knowledge of the cup being i1 Beniamin's sack, and therefore they must have considered him, upon cir cumstantial evidence, as being guilty. and having made such a strong pro testation (v. g that they were ir- volved in his guilt. They were, there fore, in a place of great danger and difficulty. On the one hand the anger of Joseph, and on the other hand how could they face Jacob without Benja- min (43:S-14? We can thus see what it was into which Joseph was leading them This was probably to see in how far these were the same men who had covered their sin 20 years before (37;32). Wherefore have ye rewarded evil for good?" is question we can rightfully ask today of every one in this treatment of Jesus Christ and of their fellowmen Class hatred and bitterness will large ly be obliterated by acknowledging the good and by doing good gratuitously, with no ostentatious display or ex- DeCtancy of reward
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
When She Wasn't.

"The Dribblesons have always been well off, I believe"
 No, not always. I saw Mrs. Drib- bleson once when she wasn't"
 Why, I thought her father inherited his money"
 Perhaps he did. The time I refer to was once when she had removed herself from car by stepping back ward"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
QUINInE AND lRON- THE MOST .EfFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tasteless chill Tonic combines both in tasteless form. The Quinine drives out Malaria and the Iron builds up the
 System. For Adults and Children.

You know what you are taking when you TONIC recognized for 30 years as the standard General Strengthening Tonic. It has no equal for Malaria and Fevers, Weakness, general debility and loss of appetite. Removes Biliousness without purging. Relieves nervous depression and low spirits. Invigorating to the pale and sickly. 1t arouses the liver to action and puri6es the blood. A true tonic, and sure appetizer. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean it. Soc.
 There is Only One ''BRO ONO QUININE" That is LAXATIVE PROMO OUININE Look for signature of E. w. GROVE on every box. Cures Cold in One Day. 2sc.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

Pa is feeling rather chipper; every day
 he wears a smile, Though he has no public office and keeps
 working all the while; They have not increased his wages, and
 they never will. I guess, But his look is always cheerful and he's
 full of hopefulness. His overcoat is seedy and his pants bag
 at the knees; We are not among the people who can
 travel over seas; The price of Iivings higher than it ought
 to be, 'tis true, But pas clinging to his courage and he
 takes a hopeful view. The folks next door have lately had to
 cut expenses down; It seems they've been unlucky-it's the
 talk all over town; They have sold their new electric-ma
 pretends it was too bad So it seems pa needn't buy one, and 1t
 makes him mighty glad.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Tack Hammer for Surgeon.

Scientific hammering of the spinal column, technically known as spondy lotherpy, is one of the latest treat ments to be adopted by members of the Philadelphia medical profession.
 It consists of tapping certain DOT tions of the spine for patients suffer ing with heart, lung, stomach and liver trouble.
 The "tack-hammer treatment" was discovered by Dr. Albert Abrams, a nerve specialist of San Francisco Philadelphia Dispatch to the New York American.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
The Effects of Opiates,
"At Home" Days,

Edith and Jack were at loss for game.
 Let's play at being at home and have a day." said Edith.
 "A day?'" asked Jack. What does that mean?"
 Why, don't you know?" said Edith wisely. All fashionable people have days Gods day is Sunday and moth er's day is Tuesday"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Wives Like Unto JobI

At a dinner party in New York not long ago the talk turned on the virtue of patience as personified in the patience of Job.
 At this a French woman at the ta- ble exclaimed with comic pathos:
 Talk about the patience of the late Monsieur Job! Any woman is entitled to like immortal reputation who has ever had a husband at home with cold in his head!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
His Future Assured.

How on earth did you gain all your popularity" inquired the new senator
 Why, you see, it was this way replied the older statesman. When men asked me for my candid opinion about themselves l gave them my candid opinion, and when they asked me for my candid opinion about their friends, gave them my picked opin- ion. Popularity followed as a matter of course.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
PardonabIe Curiosity.

q see the cake quite plainly" said the guest at the restaurant table d'hote, as the waiter brought him strawberry shortcake for dessert, "but there's one thing I'd like to know"
 Yes, sir?' replied the waiter in a tone of respectful inquiry. What is that?"
 Merely this, what does the straw berry represent?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Not Merely a Matter of Choice.

No, sir, you cant convince me that he is a real poet. His attempt to look like the traditional bard is too obvious If he were not masquerading he would not feel called upon to let his hair hang dowN over his shoulders and wear a soft shirt thrown open at the front He would let his work instead of his makeup speak for him."
 But you must remember, my dear fellow, that his long hair and open shirt obviate the necessity of wearing clean collars"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
What She Wanted.

Matrimonial Agent-What kind of a husband do you want?
 Girl-One who doesn't smoke, drink or swear, who brings me chocolates and takes me to theaters and restau- rants every day.
 Matrimonial Agent-You don't want a husband. What you want is a beau Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Unappreciated,

He had kind and gentle heart,
 He grieved to see men sad; He tried to play noble part
 And sought to make men glad. He came with stories day by day
 And told them OCT and OCT To make men happier, and they
 Groaned: Heavens, what a bore!
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
It Puzzled linn.

Newedd-Did you send so much money as this before I married you?
 Mrs. Newedd-Why, yes.
 Newedd-Then I can't understand why your father went on so when took you away from him.-Boston Transcript
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
But She Hadn't.

Whats the matter, old chap? You look as if you hadn't had wink of sleep all night"
 T haven't. You see, my wife threat ened never to speak to me again if I didn't come home last night before ten o'clock, and I didn't"
 T see; you're finding out the lone someness of solitude because she kept her word, eh?'
 Not by jugful. 1 wish she had"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
No Use for Them.

Why, grandpa, aren't you going to get your glasses fixed?"
 Nope; ! don't need 'em any more I've quit readin' about the baseball games, and I'm goin to give up payin any further attention to murder trials"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Mndern cnnditinns

'T'd like to get that son of mine to spade up the yard"
 Well, why don't you direct him to do it?''
 q don't know if I have right 10 without consulting his Scout commis- sioner."
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
His Liberal Spirit.

T never knew him to refuse to give aid in what he considered a deserving case"
 Did you ever know him to see what he considered a deserving case?"
 Well, no, l don't believe I ever did, now that you mention it."
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Saw Mill & Woodworking Machinery

Don't you need a sawmill edger planer. shingle machine or a complete sawmill plant. We carry in stock here nything in the saw mill woodworking line. Our prices are just what you would be asked if you went to the factory, because we are the direct fac tory representatives, and remember you can get immediate shipment when you place your order with us. Send for catalogue. Ben ID. Schaad Machinery Co.,. 217 6 PA East Mark ham st., Little Rock, Ark
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Not Just What She Meant.

Tt is my aim in life," he said, ito do something every day that will make men happier"
 "Ah." she exclaimed with great en- thusiasm, that must be why you keep so secluded"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Biq Job.

"I read somewhere the other day that the German emperor has a hun dred and eleven different residences" !"
 Goodness! 1 wonder if the poor en- press has to find the help for all of them?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgi Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic Anodyne.. Price 25c-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
purino the Family Crouch.

MT. Snapperly (readingl-Man com mits suicide by jumping off ferry boat
 Mrs. Snapperly-Just like a man! Why didn't he jump off dock and save 9 cents ?-Puck.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
NO. SIX-SXTY-SlX

This is a prescription prepared es- pecially for Malaria or Chills and Fever. Five or six doses will break any case; and if taken then as tonic the fever will not return 25c-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
INTERNATIONAL SUNNAySC[IOOL
 LESSON
By E. o. SELLERS. Director of Even- ing Department. The Moody Bible h. stitute of Chicago)
LESSON FOR JUNE 1.
JOSEPH TESTS HIS BRETHREN.

LESSON TEXT-Gen. H:4-17.
 GOLDEN TEXT-"Confess therefore your sins one to another, and pray one for another. that ye may be healed" James 5:16, R V.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Their Location.

"I have been looking over your masters wardrobe. Where are his spats?"
 Mostly with the mussus, sir.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Executions.

Never put your foot in it when acknowledging a birthday present"
 Not even if it is pair of slip pers?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

The Venus of Milo explained. q was trying to make myself into a cubist effect" she said.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

It takes a philosophic mind to ex- pect dollar and be satisfied with 15 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
After the Eighteenth Hole.

Drink to me with thine eyes" he
 cried
 Not muchl" the gentle maid replied, For I've thirst, just now, that such A drink as that would never touch"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
ParadoxicaI Ability.

How did he work his wonderful feat?"
 With both hands"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

A hen sitting on porcelain egg is pathetic example of misapplied con fidence.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

Some men show good judgment by showing a lack of self-confidence.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

Compliments are the small coin of conversation; very convenient and mostly counterfeit.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

Hope for Us Ali, Then. Even Dobblitz has his good points"
 "A remark that is enough to make the average man an optimist."
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
ANTICIPATING TO THE PALE AND
EXnIained

The Old Standard general strengthening tonic GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC, drives out Ma laria enriches the blood and builds up the sy stem A sure Appetizer. For adults and children. 50 cts
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
No Work for Him.

Bill-I hear Gill is looking for work :? Jill-No, he's not. He's trying to get a political job.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

Liquid blue is weak solution. Avoid 1t. Buy Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that's all blue. Ask your grocer. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Reasons Therefor.

Mrs. Prim's dear little house looks good enough to eat.''
 That is because she keeps it in apple pie order"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

Some people have knack of turn
 ing everything to their own disadvan- tage.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
w. N. U, LITTLE ROCK, NO. 22-1s1s.

Such Is Life.
 "He used to come back two or three times for kiss"
 And now in the mornings"
 Never unless he forgets his over shoes or umbrella. ."-Kansas City Journal
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Sad Fast.

1.-Two are company"
 "Yes, until they are made one"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30

placed anywhere, at tracts and kills all flies Neat. clean or namental, convenient
 cheap Lasts all
 seas son. M 6 d 6 of
 metal, can'tspill or tip over, will not soil or 1 nj lure any thing.
 Guaranteed effective. All dealers orc sent express paid for s1. .00. Ave. Brooklyn, N, Y.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-05-30
Arkansas Directory

RA N Write Arkansas Brick & ER ReH @HH Mig. Company for prices.
 6Wu &@-M w. W. Dickinson, Pres. @S ' R4EA Little Rock, Arkansas
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-18

world famous oratario the victrola.
AS the records in her possession were
by the most famous oratorio singers,
the rendition was delightful In the ex-
IRENE.
The entertaax was for the liter
airy department of the East Chicago
Woman's club. but the hostess had in
vited in a number of other guests, who
are not members of this department,
nor In fact, the club itself.
In her lecture. she went into the life
and history Of Handel, the great COM
poser, telling of incidents of his life.
his achievements as to what led up to
the browning effort, the composition of
the world renowned Mecciah.
He was great before he composed
his masterpiece, but following this
his fame was wondrous. The ontario.
which is recognized as the greatest In
the world was composed in the incred-
ibiy short period of twenty-one days.
"The first presentation of the Mes
siah." the speaker told her hearers.
was in Dublin, in 1743, when 1t was
produced for the benefit of a public
charity. 1t created a great sensation.
but it's presentation a year later in
London, was it's gretcEt triumph. At
one presentation in London. the Ring