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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
MINISTER is FOUND DAZED
Halt Naked, He Said He Was Walk
ing to Atlantic City
to Swim.

New Brunswick, n J.-Rev A. Ar.
thur Anderson, a Methodist Episcopal
clergyman Of Warner, N. Y. was
found in a dazed condition here wan
dering along road on the outskirts
of the town
He was almost naked, and ex-
planned his lack of clothes by saying
he was walking to Atlantic City to
take swim before calling on Presi-
dent Wilson in Washington.
He said he intended to walk all the
way to Washington. because of i'll
treatment received from a conductor
of a Pennsylvania railroad trai1
earlier in the day.
He had left the train near this
place, attracting attention as he did
so by singing and shouting hymns
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
mitchell GOT NATIVE VOTE

The parentage of the leading ele-
ments in the Is assembly districts
carried by Mr. Mccall is shown to be
Irish in eight districts, Russian in
three districts and Italian in five dis
tricts.
In the 4S assembly districts carried
by John Purroy Mitchell it is shown
that in 80 the majority of voters are
native whites of native Sarentage, in
three districts the leading element are
Of Austrian parentage. in five districts
Of German parentage, in eight dis
tricts of Russian parentage and in two
districts of Italian parentage
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

of stalls and three rows of gallery can
have their ill of horrible or the scan
dalously amusing for few francs, and
have their shattered nerves restored
at each interval by rag-time tunes
played on piano.
Just before the entertainment began
the royal party came into the stalls,
and there was nothing but the pres
ence of two heavily armed policemen
(much discussed in the gallery to cell
ebrate the occasion. Certainly no one
knew who they were.
Possibly they did not like the enter
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

character This desperate was supposed 70 nave
dded greatly to the population of the village Gem
eterv and to be ready to kill his man at the drop
of an acorn
Co when Small stood him up at the bar before
country Justice of the peace the embryo con-
rressman painted the prisoner in such dark coE
ors that his own mother would never have recog-
nized him at FIVE PAGES. In the very height Of his
eloouence Small pointed long finger at the
trembling man and shouted:
why, that man at the bar would just as soon
kul me as not right here before your face Judge"
The Judge leaned thoughtfully over, took of his
spees and glowered at the offending criminal
John Smith," he thundered. If you dare kill
small here before me win fine you dollar and
ATTY cents for contempt Of cote durn my soul. II
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
ROYALTY AT GRAND GUlGMOL-
Prince and Princess Arthur Attend
Famous Paris Theater Without
Being Recognized.

Paris During their stay in Paris
Prince and Princess Arthur Of Con-
naught lived very quietly at the Ritz.
spending most of the time seeing their
friends and walking around the shops
like any other visitor. One night they
were seen at the Grand Guignol, the
tiny theater where half dozen rows
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

Pittsburgh toilet his little
dggns He found impossible Like Columbus breaking the egg TO stand
the Godan boldly the aisle in his
sitting and the calm in
midst
little whirlpool pancepecay the One wanted
He smiled aHb through the
necband his his head asked Well by Jov
Tell me berth?"
half and fairly
gets
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

come an opera singer, and he was 50
kind. Said he was sure there was no
one who deserved success more than
did, and encouraged LIE so much.
He's perfect dear.
Later in the evening / sang be-
fore the whole ships company at
Colonel Roosevelt's request, and the
men got together and gave me love
ly bouquet of flowers"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

tajnment much. On going out the
princess was heard to say to the
equerry: Did you guess her head
was in that bag?" Apparently he
didn't But in an evening which pro
vided a pearl necklace case, several
murders and a cruclfxion decapitation
was only tri1e. after all.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

other morning. Reginald was typically British
and evidently off his native heath for the first
time in his life. He had landed from the liner
in the forenoon, in New York, and was taking the
first evening train for the southwest Therefore
he was not in the least familiar with the intrica-
cies of the uptodate steel sleeping car
"Rummy little disgings" was what he said when
shown his berth, and the net for his clothing
catching his eye he "awfed" and exclaimed e
Clever idea: to catch me if fall out of bed,
WHAT"
But it was in the morning that his troubles be-
gan. Like most untraveled Britishers, he did not
like to ask questions and he did not want to make
"a fuss so, when he awoke and found that he did
not have much time until the train would be in
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

field rodents in a North side vacant lot and went
with them to the Queen moving picture house at
Thirty-third street and North avenue.
The mice were there released late in the after
noon The show was to open at o'clock in the
evening.
When Mrs. Margaret Klofta, CHarwoman, ar
rived to DO her work, she found the lobby alive
with small rodents which upon her appearance
scampered in every direction.
Contrary to feminine precedent, Mrs. Klofta,
instead of screaming or seeking the safe altitude
of a convenient chair took a commanding posi-
tion and applied broom with deadly effect.
Having slaughtered many and driving the rest
of the mice to the basement Mrs. Klofta turned
ON the Ynmthfnl narnetrators Of the aIleged Joke.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
Explaining Moss.
lads IS each

Now Thomas" said the teacher to
a small pupil in the primary class.
.can you tell me what moss isY
yes maam," replied the little fel-
law .its something that q rolling
atone does not gather
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
Cruel slam.

That" said the futurist, pointing
proudly to the canvas which he had
just finished, is my attempt to inter
pret the infinite What did the in
finite ever do to your" asked the In
nocent bystander.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

Snubbed, Father Commits Suicide.
Chicago. The son of Thomas Nuhn.
plumber, failed to invite. the father
to his wedding. Nuhn, Sr.. believing
that he had been snubbed. committed
suicide by gas.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

Franklin, PA tree eight feet
long, with a radius of four inches, was
shipped via parcel post by Albert Bun.
nell, a farper to a friend in Ohio.
The branches were bound closely to
the trunk.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26


mice eandcau probab
Someone
a They rani n lobby after them"
what did catch lem o attorney
ITO righten
lads each
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

there was $0f OF Il, but Jerry has MS WAUGH saIe
and sound, all because he played a new variation
on the First National Bank wheeze.
Jerry came TO the city to view and buy the
latest sartoral effects for he wanted to get him
self "a logged OUT" he's authority for that. he
had the $54 and a yearnng to convert every cent
of it into beautiful wearing apparel Dressed in
his old regimentals, he departed for home yester.
day, however.
The prospective fashion plate arrived in the
evening and went to a rooming house. His room
was entered, his S54 taken and his confidence in
Kansas City lodging houses shattered to bits. He
reported his loss to the police, and asked where
and how he might obtain money his watch to
defray expenses back to Oklahoma. He was di-
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

NO. IT'S too early IN the morning Tor the con
gressmen you couldn't cot them out before noon
except on extraordinary occasions iha no'se
you hear comes from the pages irolicklns ABOUT
IN the chamber OF the house OF represen'auNes
Youll see them for yourself when we 80 upS''u1'
THE noise increased yislbly as the party ncared
the chamber There were loud shouts In boylsh
voices. shrill laughter and the sounds OF ialilns
furniture The guide took his siehtseers 10 the
visitors gallery. for none except members OF Vlo
house their secretaries and house employees are
allowed to enter the sacred precincts. but at
this time of morning wild sight was 10 DC ei
ioved FuIIv % or 30 boys were running up and
down the aiaes Of tho room. totally iorgetlul OF
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

Getting Rich From "sportsmen."
Montville. N. John Van Ripen Is
getting wealthy by charging New
York "sportsmen" so cents each Il
shoot rabbits in his 16-acre preserve.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

municipal activity the city shop
the cys threeba
pulled
l the
almost forgot o o that with
allowed SO his mepiece chain by
the cty his
arstc providing he loses his appetite
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

ing lazy fighting idler whose only work In lie
was an attempt TO escape labor, but who was al
ways boasting of what bad man" he under
his ragged coat.
One day Mr.. Roberts strolling down the
street and stopped to talk to friend near
lamp post which stood outside of saloon From
within came the odor of stale beer and tobacco
minglng with the angry tones of a heated conver-
sation.
Throwing out his chest and pointing to the swing
ing door from which the noise issued, he de-
cared: I'm going in there and throw every
burned one of them fellows out Just watch me.
Be sure and count them | throw"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
Was HurtIed Through the Door Like CatapuIt

ID REPRESENTATIVE Massachusetts tells story
demeanor
general aroun goodfor
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

the onslaught
There wild yel and
kicking hured
through it a catap fell into the
nos mel"
1t was
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
He Was lust Over, but He viii Learn in Time

ITTsBURGH Pennsylvania station are laugh
the through
wh Eng.hman his way TO Mexico Lhe
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
Street Car Regulations in the Capital City

n wo Farrag square near the wes
the uniform OF
other plain Clothes Each had pen
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

determine whether the ne" scne
ule is sprovidn accommodations the public
passen
the
is passengers
all can do to request or
Perhaps inside nave
authority said against the rules OF the company
conductor should
1t there pooahy
woul be al
him arrested and he VIII
regulation that shall not spit
smoke the front seat or any otner
he dsageeable and put him
make nearly all observe the smoking
along better with the public by
viii be
in away"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
Mouse Multitude Released in "MoWe" Theater

MILWAUKEE WIsIberating multitude
M Is little hnary the
spirit Of devy the boys caught than 200
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
New York Clergyman Tabulates the
Fusion and Tammany District Re-
turns of Election.

New York-Rev Walter Loidlaw Of
the population research bureau of the
New York Federation of Churches has
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

ond noner Dad and each was making notes OF the
street cars passing
What are those men doing?" asked the report,
er of a conductor, expecting the reply spoilers
Those men are making up reports as to Wheth'
er the cars are light loaded, medium loaded load
ed or crowded" said the conductor. one Is IN
the employ of the public utilities commission. II
a dozen so passengers are on car II VIII De
marked as Tight" if everybody has seat and
there is a scattering of empty seats, it will be
marked medium; if all the seats are occupied
it will be marked loaded. and if passengers are
standing it will be marked crowded, We have
cut our schedule-that is, the company has re-
duced the number of cars running-because of the
number Of people out of the city. and those men
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
yudue's Stern Warning to Desperate Prisoner

- HERE the capitol about CONGRESSMAN Small
prehistoric days when Small
bully who bore desperate
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
Many Things the Pages Do TO Amuso Themselves

III entered the cao @
w o laughter and the scapns OF cu'a
that congress party asked the guide MS Wise "
= AL.Lurn In.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
He Wrapped Watch Chain Around His Big Toe
the conductor

CITY MoAhoush he lost all his and sadde wise
n Egn Takawa Okla has taught the world trio
vauaL The forever perhIs an
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

prepared a table showing the results
of an analysis of the mayoraltJ cam
paign by assembly districts in terms
of nationality
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

another with
pitcher winding and hurting en- over
After that he did Ht
show Jackson Cobb slide TO second
than he thought o
thinking he slid right the cone
unprotected wouldn't even
A in tn
think that enoug
the they others at it again They do ever
goodnaured an
mild of VIII
day parents the building
pan don't happen to be
scanod
Well they sensible compared
be prompted to he
suicidal by mere environment
way something building know
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26
Foolish Doings on the Roof of a Big Building

LEyELAND desk said the man whose
look to the roo
about ten stories high There no
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-26

mduComent 20 look QulIe Ihe CUHITHT5' tut V'V'9
noon there are foolish dongs on that roof
81 suppose they are office boys, junior clerks
and other youngsters who work in the building
After luuchng they seem to feel as playful as XII
tens. At any rate, they go up on the roof every
noon and eayort around They 60 in for any sort
Of horsepay that occurs TO them. Sometimes they
give limitations of q ball game; other times IFS
a prize fight
Now there's a low ledge along one side OF the
roof and a taller building on the other. But at
the back there's a straight droop Of several
stories with no more guardrail than an cave
trough. That's precisely where the boys find 1t
convenient to do their acrobatics and dramatcs'
,,The othar day was watching them In mingled
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-09-09

Virginia Brissac, in Chas. Klein S
The Gamblers" is afforded a num-
Der of opportunities to demonstrate
her ability as an actress, she embrae-
es every opportunity offered, and, last
night scored a histrionic triumph
that it would be hard for any footlight
favorite to excel. The popular lead
ing lady of the Worlds Fair Stock
Company, if possible, made a deep
er claim than ever upon the affections
of the theater-loying public OF Homo
lulu.
Not only did Miss Brissac score in
THE Gamblers" but James Dillon, as
Wilbur Emerson, playing opposite to
the leading lady's Catherine Darwin.
proved himself a finished actor, and
capable of sustaining almost any part
in which he might be cast, while Fer
dinand Munier in the role of James
Darwin, husband of Catherine, set a
high mark, and placed himself in po-
sition where great things will be ex-
pected from him by Honolulans. Mum
Ter is new actor to this city-and a
good one Much was promised Of him
by his associates, and in "The Gam
bIers," he makes good on these pro-
mlses. The part of James Darwin is
full of possibilities, and Munier is not
slow to grasp them, and put them
across with telling effect. ~
John Wray, Howard Nugent, Harry
Clarity and Ray Hantord, cast in
small parts, handle themselves cred
itably, and add their quota to making
The Gamblers big success. Other
small parts are we'll handled by VIII
liam Campbell, James Cox. Wayne
Harmon, Evelyn Hambly, Margaret
Nugent, Ruth Van, Helen Dean and
Mabel Wymon. ...
In "The Gamblers" Klein has TAX
en- the threadbare triangular problem
play, and given it "a down-to-date
wardrobe. introducing frenzied finance
in the shape of manipulators of bank
funds who iOurneYSa trifie over the
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-09-09

borderland that divides right from
wrong to the laws Of the
land-and, proving unsuccessful, are
branded as crooks" whereas, had
their Illicit adventures not failed
they would have emerged from the
same crooked transactions, as kings
of finance The most necessary in
jured husband" is on hand, but his
injuries, contrary to the rule in the
majority of problem plays, all are
imaginary, while the faithless wife,
also, reyerses the set order of things,
and energies pure and yirtuous wom-
an.
James Dillon, in the role of Wilbur
Emerson, young man in charge or
the banking institutions of which his
father had been the head, together
with three associates, borrow money
from the panks with which to beard
the bulls and bears in their Wall
Street dens. Their financial opera
tions prove disastrous, and the gov
eminent steps in to take charge.
James Darwin, an attorney with q 2
E-cal aspirations, is given charge Of
the work of bringing to justice the
culprits and, in despite Of the fact
that he owes much of his social and
financial advancement to the Emerson
family, despite the pleas of his wife
on behalf of the Emersons-who have
been lifelong friends of the Darwins
despite every humanitarian attri-
butte, he is willing to make a sacri-
fee of friends, of wife and of home
for the qualification of his one over
whelming ambition political advance
ment.
The ramifications of the plot lead
young Wilbur Emerson to enter the
Darwin home at the unconventional
hour Of IL p. m, without the fprmali-
ty of an announcement, and he is
discovered in the library as he is
searching for the notes given to the
bank, and signed confession OF one
of his confederates, with which Oar
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win expects to convict the banker
stock-manipuIators Mrs, Darwin. a
girlhood sweetheart OK Wilbur's.
makes the discovery. and refuses TO
allow Emerson to secure the desired
papers. Her loyalty to her husband
proves, for the time. stronger than
her love for her friends.
Detectives In the employ OF Darwin
have followed Wilbur, they notify
the husband, and he reaches his home
in time to find Emerson there. Fol-
lowing ensues the scene in which
Miss Brissac rises to. the heights OF
dramatic elcQuence. Despite the
truthful accounts given to Darwin by
his wife and Emerson. the lawyer pro-
trudes In the man to such an extent
as to render him blind to the good
ness Of the woman who bears his
name. Innuendoes are hurled at the
woman by her husband. Accusations
of the vilest are made but to be de-
MED, until-driven to desperation, she
accept his judgment Of her, decides
to leave him forever, and refuses to
hand over to him the confession that
would send the Emersons and their
associates to states prison for long
term OF years. In this scene, Miss
Brissac and Messrs. Dillon and Munier
are excellent. Each has heavy role
to sustain, and each sustains It ad-
mirably. The audience is held spell
bound, almost breathless.
The final scene shows Wilbur En-
erson substituting confession OF his
own, duplicating only himself. for
that Of his weaker confederateMrs.
Darwin having turned over to him the
envelope addressed to her husband.
For some reason Klein has compelled
his hero to sacrifice himself for no ap-
parent cause, the papers having been
rescued from the clutches Of Darwin,
and the group Of bankers being In q
position to make restitution Of the
borrowed funds. However, he leaves
for prison happy In the knowledge
that his boynood's sweetheart, Kate
Darwin will be free upon his return
from q felon's cell, and with her pro-
mise that she viii walt for him.
while The Gamblers" fails toScar-
ry moral, II Is a strong play. and BY
the Worlds Fair Stock Company Is
strongly handled. 1t will continue at
the Opera House tonight and tomor-
row night
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-09-09
ELIMINATION OF
Things THAT
ARE USELESS

" An Enumeration Of the Useless"
says Richard Jeffries, would almost
be an enumeration Of everything hith-
erto pursued"
What a pile of junk the men OF the
world labored to produce!
Heap up all the books that are Of
no possible use, the contents of an
Client libraries, books of heraldries,
theogonies and discarded sciences.
books of wrangling and tedious argu-
ments the world has willingly forgot,
and the myriads of chaff-products
that pour like a ceaseless Niagara
from. the modern press: heap them
up into one mountain, and from its
top you could look down upon the
Himalayas.
Think of the ruined cities of the
Orient. the ghostly temples Of Egypt,
the broken fragments of castles by
the Rhine and the Danube, the Coli
scum, the Golden House of Nero; the
Garden of Hadfian at Tiyoli! Think
of the useless sciences men studied,
the faded religions they once believ-
ed, the inconsequential. wars of hfs-
tory, the reams of antiquated law,
the gold gathered together only to
be misspent! Think of the useless
passions. dreams, thoughts. and de-
sires of men!
One is sometimes tempted to think
that we front the great questions of
life, love and death as freshly, with
as little advantage from experience,
as the cave man.-Dr Frank Crane
In Woman's World.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-09-09

In search Of a good fitting suit?
Sure you are: then have syour next
made by Geo. A. Martin, The Tailor,
In the Waity Bldg, King St, and you
will be satisfied. His suits for TWEEN
ty-five can not be equalled in, this
city.
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TO THE MOOSE
AND MOOSE FRIENDS

Owing to the inability Of reaching
you by mail invitation We ask you and
your friends, through the press, to at
tend the opening of our Moose Home.
corner Of Beretania and Fort streets.
Tuesday evening, September ,: Recep-
ton from to $50 p. m, followed BY
concert, dancing and general enter
tainment.
BY order Of
BUILDING COMMITTEE,
AMBROSE ]. WRIT.
advertisement. Chairman
The Washington herald., 1913-03-19
SPANISH WAR CAMP
GAINING RECRUITS
Gen. N. Emmett Urell, No. 9, Meets To
,isht-Connander Expects to
Muster in $50 BY December.

There will be large muster of re-
cruits in Gen. NJ. Emmett Urell Camp,
No. 9. United Spanish War Veterans, to-
night. at the camp hall. Eleventh and
Streets Northwest.
Commander Charles o. Pierson. of the
Urell Camp. has been Informed that the
following named applicants will be
present for muster: Brig. Gen. William
Crozier. chief of ordnance: Brig. Gen
Hunter Liggett United States Army;
Hon. Albert b. Fall. United States Sen.
ator from New Mexico; Walter r. Pedi.
go, private secretary to the Secretary
of War: Ernest n. Cullin. of the Isthmian
Canal Commission: Lieut.. William II
Santelmann, United States Marine Band
Richard w. Hettinger, Of the Army Wal
College: August Pheger. William G
Stott, Victor Trego. Joseph c. Faris
Clement w. Howard, Paul Taylor, Mar
tin Pennelia Charles L. Magec. secrc-
tary American Red Cross: Harry Deb
nam. Government Printing Office
Augustine b. McManus. nautical expert
OF the Nav Department.
Commander Pierson states that he will
have a camp Of 80 members by the
last day of December next. The camp
has been busy mastering veterans OF
the Spanish American war, who have
never before joined the United Spanish
War Veterans. and who were firm ad-
mirers and friends OF the late Gen
Crell during his life.
The new camp will soon be presented
with a set of silk colors by the officers
and enlisted men of the Second Regi-
ment Infantry. District of Columbia Ma
tional Guard, as a token of esteem in
which they hold the memory Of theiI
late commander.