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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-12-10
BROGAN ITEMS.

John Swither drilled two wells fol-
Will Maynard the past week.
A. Christensen, of benson, put in a
furnace for J. c. Dohse the first OF
the week.
Men are busy putting in the county
bridge between section and 5, which
was badly needed.
George JAMS, of Sioux City, visited
his brother, S. j. JAMS, Thursday.
Chas. Frame was business caller
in Denison Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Fertig visited
in Omaha the past week.
Mr.. Henry Schwartz, Sr. left for
Germany Friday for an extended Wis
it. We wish him a safe and enjoyable
voyage.
Fred Weed went to Fl. Dodge Satur-
day for visit with friends.
Chas. Richardson was passenger
to Denison Saturday.
Harry Margos and Chas. Franzek
visited the Schwartz girls Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Herb Cochran and
family and Mr.. G.. Henning visited at
the T. Brogan home Sunday evening.
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ter were Carroll visitors Wednesday
evening.
VIM. Dohse and wife were Denison
callers Wednesday.
Virtus Evers is on the sick list at
present being taken down with a Sc
we're cold.
Hans Wilkens transacted business
at Denson Wednesday.
Harm Kruse called on friends at
carroll Monday.
E. j. Peters passed the 30th year
of his earthly career last Saturday
| Congratulations Ed.
| Mr. and Mrs. Ed Dobler called on
friends at Denison Monday.
Jno. Dewitt returned Saturday from
a two weeks visit with relatives at
Laurel Neb
Geo. Mumm was a Denisin caller
Thursday going down to have some
dental work done.
We are glad to state that Earl Noel.
| Ter, who has been confined to his bed
! the past week, is getting along nicely.
Small pox is the cause Of his illness.
Miss Emily Schneckloth spent Sun
day at the home of her parents at
Denison. Miss Baxter went with her
for a visit.
Chas. Martens transacted business
at Denison Friday.
Mrs. Jacob Mumm entertained a
number of her relatives and friends
in honor of her birthday Thursday;
all present had most delightful time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harmon returned Sat
urday from visit with relatives at
Laurel Neb.
Mrs. F. Blocker and daughter Miss
Emma of Davenport are visiting rel
atives in this city.
Mike O'Connell returned home frim
Omaha Friday, where he transacted
business.
Mrs. Harry Lamp and little son left
Monday morning for Omaha. We un-
derstand the little boy became sud-
denly ill and his parents becoming
alarmed at his condition thought it
best to consult specialist as to the
nature of his illness.
John Mumm, Jr. arrived home Fri
day from Denison, where he has been
taking a commercial course. John
has not been feeling well lately and
thought it best to come home and rest
up.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Marriott, until
recently of Denver, Colo, arrived at
this place last week and will make
their home north of this city. Happy"
says no more west for him; Iowa is
the only place.
The German Verein will hold
dance here on Saturday evening, De-
cember Goth.
Mrs. John Schaenble was on the
sick list last week, but is reported to
be some better at this writing.
Mrs. Jacob Mumm and Mrs. Edward
Peters expect to leave Tuesday for
DeSmit. S. D., to be present at the
wedding of one of their relatives.
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Mrs. Luckon and daughter Emma, Of
Breda returned to their home Thurs
day after a plea ant visit at the Rev
Richter home.
Mr.. Henry Schwartz ST. departed
Saturday for Germany where he will
spend the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lon Arnold of Council
Bluffs had their household goods ship
ped up to Boyer last week and viii
make their home in this vicinity. We
are glad to have these worthy people
back in our midst.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. White and son
Floyd are planning to leave for Cali
fornia in the near future They ex
pect to spend the winter months in
the west.
Mr. and Mrs. Nels Taylor and daugh
ter, Olga, visited at the John Ander
son home Thursday.
Miss Esther Anderson returned
from Omaha Tuesday where she has
been for the past week visiting rel
atives.
Mr. VIM. r. Fleming went to Deni
son Saturday to make arrangements
for entering college Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. w. NeWcon Wis
tied at the home of his parents, Mr.
and Mrs. Sam Newcon Thursday.
Mr.. Gus E. Anderson had the mis-.
fortune of losing one of his most val.
liable horses last Monday.
Mrs. Levi Erickson visited at the
Frank DObbert home Wednesday.
Mr.. Carl Erne shipped car of cattle
to Omaha the latter part of the week.
RE accompanied the shipment.
Miss Jessie Fleming accepted a
position as teacher in District No. s,
Stockholm. She began teaching Mon.
day.
Mrs. Jas. Abbot was a Denison cal
Ter Wednesday.
Mr.. Carl Kock is still very sick.
Mr.. Gus E. Andersen transacted bus
mess in Denison Tuesday.
Mr.. Floyd Cornish and Chas Dob
bert installed gas lighting system in
the Jas. Cowlham home last week.
Mr.. Fred Quade went to Lost Naion
Monday to attend the funeral of his
uncle.
Mr.. Arthur Paulson was a passen-
ger to Denson Friday. ....
Floyd White is reported on the sick
list at present writing.
Miss Margaret Fleming went to Den
ison Saturday where she visited
friends at the Dormitory. She return
ed home Sunday.
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hoping she may live long to enjoy it
and that each succeeding year will
bring new pleasures in the possession
Of the prize.
A large number of farmers west OF
town have been greatly aggravated
this fall by wolves proving around
the premises and especially of their
depredations among the flocks which
stray away from the buildings. Last
Thursday the Matthias Brothers went
into this territory with their bunch
Of hounds. The dogs picked up a
trail and followed it for about nine
miles, but the wolf was successful in
evading it's pursuers. They will prob
ably try it again at an early date.
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Vice President Marshall's long ST.
lence raises the question whether he
has lost his tongue. or has merely had
an interview with Father in the wood.
shed.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Gus Lapel of Manila
were guests at the Howard Hayes
home Tuesday.
Mr.. Louie Osterland jr. was visiting
at the ELSIE Brockelsby home last
week.
Miss Mary O'Boyle returned to her
home at Leon Iowa after a minth's
visit with her sister, Mrs. A. F. Gal
lager
Mr. Ed Killeen was calling on w. F..
Gallagher Friday.
Mrs. Frank Wulf spent Tuesday at
the A. Champion home.
Mr.. Geo. Maxwell spent Sunday at
the ]. X. Bremmer home.
Mr.. A. c. Hanneman spent e week
in Van with friends.
Mr.. frank McGrire and family spent
Friday i Vail with relatives.
Champ Clark says he lost $4,000
by not lecturing, but it seems doubt
full if the internal revenue collector
will let him deduct that amount from
his taxable income.
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Lew Kerrigan and mother and Miss
Katie Sullivan returned from Hast
ings. Neb., Monday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Timm, of Free
mont Neb., visited at the Hans Lamp
and julius Jams homes the past week.
VIM. Bolte, of Wheatland, Wyo., is
in our neighbOrhood looking for a
farm.
DR.. James Patterson made a call at
the John Downey home Tuesday.
The lumber for the new county
bridge near Joe Dozarks was hauled
last week and the bridge will be
built in few days.
VIM. HINES was Denison passen-
ger the first of the week.
Edward Dobler sold load of steers
Ito Otto Wilkens Wednesday,.
VIM. BOlte and sister left for Sioux
City Thursday. Mr.. Bolte rented the
kiniry farm for the coming season.
| James O'Donnell returned from
trip to Omaha Wednesday,
John G. Dohse got his new furnace
from Herring Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Marriott moved
into Mr.. E. Dobler's vacant house on
Wednesday,:
George Jams, Of Lawton, made
short call at the John and August
| Bornhoft homes last Wednesday,.
Another supply of school textbooks
arrived last Thursday and the small
pupils may now have some new prim-
erS.
John and VIM Rickers bought two
Hampshire male hogs.
Jackson township has another vot.
er. VIM. Rickers celebrated his TWEEN.
ty-first birthday Monday, December
Sth, and our best wishes go with him
wherever he goes. May his journey
through life be one of health and hap.
piness.
Frank Corn and Andrew DoZark
called at the Rickers home Sunday.
Miss Frances Voege spent several
days with her sister, Mrs. Art Broth
ersOn.
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In view of the convincing arguments
just issued by the Society for the Pre-
vention of Useless Giving, why not
send Jessie Wilson a barrel of pota.
toes?
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1t is complained that some of the
American bluejackets have been be-
having bad at Naples. 1t is no use
for them to initiate the American mil.
lionare tourists unless they have mon.
ey
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Gus Detlefs called on friends at
Denison Wednesday,.
Misses Emma Schneckloth and Bax.
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RAINSBORO.

Dec. 80. 1912.
j. E. Upp, of Greenfield, was the
guest of relatives here last Monday
and Tuesday and attended the Far.
mers' Institute.
Mrs. Gertie Bayham and son, Ray
mond, of Nipgen, spent part of last
week here, the guests of her brother,
John Foraker and wife.
S. e. Taggart and sister, Kate, of
Warrington, W. Va, have been spend
ing the holidays here at the home Of
their uncle, L. S. Taggart.
Mrs. Louisa Baker and daughter, of
Hillsboro, were called here last week
by the death of W. j. Redkey.
Mrs. Mary Clark, OF Bainbridge
spent part of last week here, the guest
OF her daughter, Mrs. j, A. Beaver.
Mrs. Jackson Gray had the pleasure
of entertaining all her children and
grandchildren at the family home on
Christmas.
LaGrippe is prevalent here now and
quite number of our citizens are con-
fined to their homes with the disease.
Miss Florence Seslar, of jamestown,
has been visiting Miss Georgia Bell
the past week.
D. Irwin and family. of Jefferson
vile, spent several days last week with
relatives here.
w. T. Hodge returned home Sunday
from Liberty, Ind, where he had been
called by the death of his nephew.
Mrs. W. E. Shriver leaves today to
spend few days with her parents, at
Williamsburg.
Grace Harper, of Good Hope, who
was visiting at the home of her grand
parents, j. B. Davis and wife, was
stricken with scarlet fever last week
and the entire family is now quaran-
tined.
WThe first number of our lecture
course will be the Euclid Male Quar-.
tette at the M. E. Church on Saturday
night, Jan. 4.
The Sunday School class taught by
Mrs. Shriver, gave reception in her
honor at the home of Miss Josie Spar.
CUR last Friday night, and everyone
present reports most delightful
evening.
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Helping the Books.

Persons about to install new libra
ries or those who find their books in
bad condition will be glad of the ad-
vice offered on this subject by writer
in Les Annales Paris). Glass cases
should always be avoided except for a
few precious volumes which are spe-
cially looked after and frequently dust
ed since the confined atmosphere and
lack OF air circulation in such book
cases are favorable to the development
of germs, insects and mold. Second
ly," adds the Scientific American, 1.-THE
simple precaution should be taken of
placing on the shelves behind the
books strips of cloth or flannel mois-
tened with benzine, phenol, tobacco
juice or turpentine. These strips give
excellent results if renewed from time
to time"
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Low RoundATrip Winter
Tourist Tickets
PRICETOWN.
December 80, 1912.

december 81, 1917.
Mrs. Dell Stearn and grand daugh-.
ter, Miss Clela Underwood, and Mrs.
B. @. Donohoo and son, of Sardinia,
spent from Friday until Monday with
ID. A. Pulliam and wife
Alb. Tedrick, of Dodsonville, spent
Sunday with his brother, George.
j. A. Young and wife and daugh-
ters, Thursie and Sylvia, Bert Lam
dess and wife and Mesdames Eliza
Faris and Margaret Stevens attended
the funeral of little Paul Sonner at
Wrinkle, Thursday.
Alva Gossett and family we're Sun
day guests of John Bennington and
family.
Paul Faris, of Marion, Ind, visited
his grandmother, Mrs. Eliza Faris,
Friday and Saturday.
Miss Thursie Young spent the holi-
day season. .Cwith her cousin, Mrs.
James Sonner and family, at Wrinkle.
Miss Grace Smith has gone to In
dianapolis, Ind, where she has Sc
cured employment.
Lawrence Shaper 'and family, of
Hamilton, Mr.. and Mrs. Sam CIaibourn
and John Wrinkle and family, of South
Liberty, Ed. Landess and wife and
Ora Shaffer and family spent Satur-
day with ]. G. Landess and family.
Misses Grace Certier and Mary and
Lizzie Mclaughlin spent the holidays
with relatives at Blanchester.
Aunt Nancy Cochran spent part Of
last week:.with her daughter, Mrs. El-
ma Shaffer.
Rev. Foust had charge of the funer-
al services of Mrs. John Walker at
Union, Tuesday.
The Xmas entertainment was a
pleasant affair.
Bert Young and family and Aunt
Margaret Stevens were the guests of
Grin Stevens and wife at Hillsboro,
Xmas.
Leslie Warman and wife attended
the wedding of the latter's brother,
Elmont Donohoo and Miss Carrie Lyle
at Hillsboro, Xmas.
Bert Landess and family and Mr..
and Mrs. j. @. Landess spent Xmas
with ]. A. Young and family,
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SUGARTREE RIDGE.
Dec. 30. 1912.


Rev. Barre filled his regular ap
pointment at the Christian church.
Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. Ira DeHaas, Of Hillsboro; has
been visiting her parents at this place
Ed. Mcclure and wife entertained
Rev. Barre at dinner Sunday.
Miss May and Floyd Rotroff spent
Sunday with their grandparents,
Lillian sAskren called on G. O.
Emery and wife Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Jennie Rotroff spent Sunday
with Allen Rotroff and wife, of near
Sorg.
Lew Igo entertained at dinner Sun
day, II. M. Igo and family and Ellis
Igo, wife and mother.
G.. w. Burket is sick.
Several from here attended the fun
eral of Mrs. Ova Walker, who COM
mitted suicide at her home near Tay-
lorsville, Sunday evening, by taking
strychnine. The funeral was held at
Union Chapel Tuesday and interment
in the Union cemetery.
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HAWAIPs VOLCANIC INFERNO.
A Peep Into kiIaues's Lake Of 6rim-
stone and Fire.

Kilauea, In Hawaii, Is a round, ex-
tinct crater about three miles across
and 700 or 800 feet deep 1t has been
the scene of terrific explosions In past
ages, but 1t has now dwindled to the
small active crater of Halemaumau,
which is sunk near the middle of 1t
nike huge pot. 200 or more feet deep
and 1000 feet across.
In the midafternoon a party of eight
of ten of us on horseback set out to
visit the volcano. The trail led down
the broken and shelving side of the
crater, amid trees and bushes, till II
struck the floor of lava at the bottom.
Our course took us out over the
cracked and contorted lava beds. where
no green thing was growing. The
forms of the lava flow suggested
mailed and writhing dragons. with
horrid, gaping mouths and vicious
claws. The lava crunched beneath the
horses feet like shelly and brittle ice.
At one point we passed over wide.
jagged crack on bridge As we neared
the crater the rocks grew warm aud
sulphur and other fumes streaked the
air.
When half q mile from the crater we
dismounted and, leaving our horses in
charge of the guide. .Nproceeded on foot
over the cracked and heated lava rocks
toward the brink of this veritable
devils cadrom. The sulphur fumes
are so suffocating that it can be ap-
preached only on the windward side.
The first glance into that fearful pit
is all that your imagination can picture
1t. You look upon the traditional lake
of birthstone and fire, and If devils
were to appear skipping about over the
surface with pitchforks, turning their
victims as the cook turns her frying
crullers in the sputtering fat, it would
not much surprise you. This liquid Is
rather thick and viscid, but 1t Is boil
ing furiously. Great masses of it are
thrown up forty or fifty feet and fall
with crash like that of the surf upon
the shore.
The mass of boiling lava is said to be
about one and one-half acres In extent.
Its surface is covered with large masses
Of floating crust, black and smooth,
like leather or roofing paper. and be-
tween these masses, or islands, the
molten lava shows In broad. vivid
lines. 1t is never quiet.
Looking upon this scene with the
thought Of the traditional lake of fire
and birthstone of our forefathers In
mind. you would say that these black,
filthy looking masses floating about on
the surface were the accumulation of
all the bad stuff that had been fried
out Of the poor sinners since hell was
invented. How much wickedness and
uncharity and evil thought it would
represent! If the poor victims were
clarified and made purer by the proc
ess, then it would seem worth WHILE
John Burroughs in Century.
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A CRISIS
The Remedy Applied Was
Successful
By ELLEN T. ARMSTRONG
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Edward Ingersoll married when he
was twenty-five and lived happily with
his wife for eleven years, when she
died without having borne him chill
dren. In three years he married sec
ond wife. who was the same age as his
first at the time of his first marriage.
Whether the second Mrs. Ingersoll
was mere wayward 1an the first had
been at the time of the first marriage
Is a question. Perhaps if lngersolI had
remained twenty-five he would have
got on more easily with the second. AS
1t was, she seemed very restive to him.
He realized that she was young and
needed to be carefully handled. But
with all his patience and gentlenesS
she showed an increased disposition to
be fretful. This led to occasional up
braidings on her part which were met
with efforts to soothe her on her hus-
bands part.
He came home one evening from
business to find her gone. He was as
tonished, disappointed.
After the nfSt SHOCK lie began 10 COLI
slider what course to pursue in the
premises. He had little faith in sever
ity. realizing that it would be more
likely to widen the breach than to heal
it. On the other hand. if he begged his
wife to return TO him he would prob
ably be obliged to continue to be beg
gar. And yet there did not seem to be
any middle course unless he should
leave her to see her error and return
to him Of her own accord. This last
course he determined upon. but re-
solved to take advantage of any cur.
rent they might drift into whereby he
might facilitate their reunion. He wait
ed few days for her to return. or at
least communicate with him. but she
did neither. He knew she was at her
former home, in which she had been
born and was now petted and sympa-
thized with by all her family, being
admirably situated to stand long
siege.
He wrote her that in consequence Of
her having left him with no housekeep-
er it would be necessary for him to
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DANVILLE.
Dec. 80, 1912.

Dec. 30, l9l2.
Earl Roush, of Wilmington, is the
guest of his uncle, Gus Galley.
R. H. Hopkins and wife and Rich
ard Brown and family spent Sunday
with Ed. Hopkins and wife.
Mrs. DaniHenderson and and daugh
ter, Mrs; Carl iHixson, visited Mack
Groves and family at Boston, Satur-
day and Sunday.
VIM. Orndorff, of Cincinnati, moved
to the N. p. Landess farm south OF
town last week.
Thomas Berry,..who is attending the
o. S. u, is spending the holiday vaca-
tion with his mother, Mrs. VIM. Berry.
Dow Landess, of Hillsboro, is the
guest of his cousin, Chester Cochran.
Mrs. Rebecca Roush is visiting her
sister.in-law, Mrs.I Jane Cochran, OF
Harwood. Mrs. Cochran is seriously
Ill withldropsy.:.
VIM. Miller spent part of last week
with relatives in Cincinnati and
Springfield.
L.C. Stockwell and family, VIM
Stockwell and wife, Eliza Wilkin, wife
and two sons. and @. @. Wrinkle and
wife attended family dinner, given
at the home Of Walter Lemon and
wife at Shackelton, Christmas.
Several from here attended the fun
eral of little Paul Sonner, at East
Danville, Friday morning. Mr.. ant
Mrs. Sonnerl have the sympathy o.
their many friends here in their sat
bereavement.
Chas.. .wiggens and wife, of Eas
Danville, were guests Of their daugh
ter, Mrs. Robert. .Roush,, Wednesday.
Mrs. Elizabeth Orndorff, little Ber
nice Brown:and VIM. Knauer are sick
Our school Iclosed Tuesday for
weeks vacation. The teacher, Oti
Roller, gave each Of the pupils gen
orous box Of candy.
John Lemon and wife, of near Hills
boro, enjoyed Christmas with the lat
ter's sister, Mrs. Elizabeth Cochra
and daughter. Mrs. Allie Roush.
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procure one. Since she would doubt
less not care to have woman come
into the house TO find her effects ex-
posed he suggested that she come and
put away such articles as she would
prefer should not fall into other hands.
If she did not care to come herself she
might send some one to act for her.
If Ingersoll intended to get her back
with a view to keeping her the ruse
failed. She wrote him that she would
send her sister Edith and asked when
1t would be convenient for him to
have her come He replied that as
soon as he could find a housekeeper
he would let her know Then Edith
might come, put away such things as
were to be put away and turn over the
house to the new manager.
The words new manager had an
unpleasant sound to Mrs. IngersOll,
but as she pictured some elderly
woman Of low degree taking care of
the house of which she had been the
mistress she managed to swallow the
pill. In due time note came stating
that a housekeeper had been engaged
and would enter upon her duties the
next evening. Mrs. Ingersoll sent her
sister during the afternoon of the day
mentioned In order that after she had
put the things away she might have
look at the housekeeper and report.
When Miss Edith Martin had locked
up everything according to her sisters
instructions she sat down and waited
for the new housekeeper, ostensibly
to give her certain information, but
really to see what kind of a creature
she might be. Presently she heard Q
latchkey at work IN the front door ant
going into the hall met woman.
Pardon me-" said Edith. II thought
1t was the new housekeeper."
~ am the new housekeeper."
Your
Eyes. You are Miss Martin, / sup
pose. Mr.. Ingersoll told me / would
probably find you here"
Miss Martin gasped for breath. Tit
housekeeper was about twenty -eigh
years old and very beautiful woman
Her hair was soft glossy chestnut
her eyes were large liquid ones; he
mouth is best described as kissable
Her manner was fully as attractive a
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Word Blindness.

Verbal antipathies are common. Most
of us hate the feel, so to speak, of GER
tain words-"victuals," for instance.
Is verbal astigmatism prevalent, too,
we wonder? We never know the diff
ference between subjective" and lob
jective," and we have a high respect
for writer's who use those words intel
llgently. Ingenious and "disingenu-
Gus" always puzzle US too.-Franklin
P. Adams in Metropolitan.
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One of the Stipulations.

A vegetarian engaged German cook
lady not long ago. His wife liked the
appearance Of the applicant Her ref
erences were good and the wages she
demanded not exorbitant.
"Id like to have you come" said the
lady Of the house, but perhaps you
won't want to live with US. We are
vegetarians and never have any meat
in the house. Would you be satisfied
with vegetable dietY'
The fraulein scratched her head.
"Vell," she said obviously. 'iss beer
a etable?"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.