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The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
Mr.. eosLlNGroN GOT EVEN
Collision Of lll.Mannered Man and
Fire Hydrant Afforded Him Much
Satisfaction.

you know the crowding, pushing,
ill-mannered chaps" said Mr.. Gosling-
ton, that elbow their way through
and crowd you of into the gutter, like
as not, and pass right on with never a
thought? encountered one of them
this morning in Sixth avenue.
He overlook me, coming up from
the rear, walking faster than I, and
when he had come to me he didn't
sheer out, but kept right along, shout
dering me so that I almost fell into
the street. But in one brief moment
was more than fully avenged.
"Just as this ill-mannered chap
shouldered me 1 had arrived at fire
hydrant for which l was about to
sheer out. You know the fire hydrant?
Built of cast iron, very hard, and
standing up rigidly, very rigidly. You
can't just shoulder fire hydrant out
of the way, and just as this man shout
dered me out Of his course he came
upon the fire hydrant, which with me
covering it from view he had not
seen. His next rude, reckless step
forward carried him up against this
fire hydrant fair and squarely per
bunk!
"And it didn't break his leg, but
1t did make him limp; he limped quite
perceptibly, l was pleased to see, as
he walked away"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
Achievements In Art.


Brian G. Hughes. whose practical
Jokes so often delight, said at re-
cent dinner:
II don't mind practical Jokes on hui
man beings, but when it comes to aai
u,als l draw the line.
1.-TWO artists were once Dragging to
each other
81 painted up lump of pig iron to
look like cork" said the first artist
and, by jove! when l threw 1T into
the East river it fioated.'
Now" said Mr.. Hughes. there
was no harm in that. But listen to the
second artist He said. with a srael
unfeeling laugh:
81 painted a lump of pig iron once
to look like a roast Of beef. and my
dog ate three-Quarters Of 1t before ht
discovered his mistake Los An
geles Times.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
Wanted to Compromise.

Mr.. Levi is kind-hearted, con-
scientious man, an example of what
Materlinck calls "our anxious moral
ity" But he Is also German, and
spends the pennies hard. He has a
hired man who says, "Mr. Levi s
queer; he wants me to work all the
time he has me hired for" Mr.. Levi
also has a young horse that balks. If
you would just let me take a whip
to him once!" the hired man expostu-
lated, exasperated and yet dominated
by the others point of view. Mr.
Levi looked at him uneasily; stood
first ON one foot, and then on the
other. "Ain't there nothin' else you
could be doin'?" he asked, "till he gets
ready to start?"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
CHAPTER XVIII.
rhe woman.Hater's Relapse.

The Woman-Hater's Relapse.
The observation room was as lone
~ as deserted battlefield and Mar
1orie as doleful as wounded SOL
der left behind, and perishing OF
thirst, when the conductor came back
with Snoozleums In his arms
He regarded with conte=nptuous
awe the petty cause Of so great an
event as the stopping OF the Trans
American. He expected to see Mar
torie receive the returned prodigal
with wild rapture, but she didn't even
smile when he said:
HERE'S your powaer-puff."
She just took Snoozleums on her
lap, and. looking up with wet eyes
and sad smile. murmured:
"Thank you very much. You're the
incest conducto. ever met. II you
ever want another position, I'll see
that my father gets you one"
=. was like Offering the kaiser a
aaw Job. but tina conductor swallowed
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
CHAPTER xxvll.-continued.

CHAPTER xxVlI.-continued.
When they were alone once more,
Marjorie, as radiant as April after
storm. turned her sunshiny smile on
Mallory:
isn't 1t glorious to have our little
SAoozleums alive and well?"
But Mallory was feeling like q
March day. He answered with a
sleety chill: "You care more for the
dog than you do for me-
why shouldn't II" Marjorie an
swered with wide eyes, "Snoozleums
never would have brought me on a
Wild goose elopement like this. Heav-
en- knows he didn't want to come"
Mallory repeated the Indictment:
"You love dog better than you love
your husband"
my what?" Marjorie laughed, then
she spoke with lofty condescension:
Harry Mallory, If you're going to be
Jealous Of that dog, I'll never marry
you the longest day l live"
$50 you'll let dog come between
u.s." he demanded.
II wouldn't give up Snoozleums for
a hundred husbands" she retorted.
Pm glad to know It in t1me," Mai
lory said. You'd better give me back
that wedding ring"
Marjorie's heart stopped 1t this,
but her pride was In arms. She drew
herself up, slid the ring from her fin
ger, and held 1t out as ii SHE scorned
it: with pleasure. Coca afternoon.
Mr.. Mallory"
Mallory took 1t as II It We're the
merest trifle, bowed and murmured:
Good afternoon, Miss Newton"
He stalked out and she turned her
back on him. A casual witness would
have said that they were too indif.
ferant to each other even to feel an.
ger AS a matter of romantic fact
each was on fire with love, and aching
madly with regret. Each longed for
strength to whirl round with outflung
arms of reconciliation, and neither
could be so brave. And so they part
ed, each barking back iercely for one
word of recall from the other. But
neither spoke, and Marjorie sat star
Ing at nothing through raining eyes
while Mallory strobe into the Mems
E.oom as melancholy as Hamlet with
Yorick's skull in his hands.
It was their first great quarrel. and
they were convinced that the world
might as we'll come to an end.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
HOW TO CURE RHEUMATISM
Prominent Doctors Best Prescrlp-
ton Easily Mixed at Home.

~ "7<o00A0000000o0
Tx, simple and harmless formula
tried II quickly curing chronic and
acute rheumatism and backache. From
your druggist get one ounce of Toris
compound Gin original sealed package)
and one ounce Of syrup of sarsaparilla
compound. Take these two ingredients
home and put them in a half pint Of
take a tablespoonful before each meal
and at bed-time'' Good results come
after the first few doses. If your drug
g;st does not have Toris compound In
stock he will get It for you in a few
hours from his wholesale house. Don't
be Influenced to take a. patent. medi-
cine instead of this. Insist on having
the genuine Toris compound in the
original, one-ounce, sealed, yellow
package. This was published here last
winter and hundreds OF the worst cases
were cured by it in a short time. Pub
lished by the Globe Pharmaceutical lab
QraiQcies Of Chicago.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
Copyright 1911, hy H. Z. Fly O.
SYNOPSIS.

Philippines e1f lie AA and Marjorie Newton
decide to elope, but wreck Of taxicab pre-
vents their seeing minister on the way to
ing on passengers. Porter has lively
time with an Englishman and Ira Lath-
rop. Yankee business man. The clippers
traie an 1 atSt:hE %e weneo eound
for Reno to get divorce. boards train
In maudlin condition. Later Mrs. Jimmie m, 4,s
same object: Likewise Mrs. Sammy. Whit
comb. Latter blalnes Mrs. Jimmie TOR
her marital troubles. Classmates Of NAL
Temple 5e' start on vacation They decide
to cut loose and Temple removes evidence
Of his calling. Marjorie decides to let
VILE Wills they yG are lost ' in farewell Passen.
gers Join Mallory's classmates in giving
couple wedding hazing. Marjorie is dis
Saehsor lii dsco7ers an od
iory vainly hunts, for q preacher among
fittle 5l%@ie:s vo5es; Later shs : %s ss
iorie his failure to find a preacher; They
as eds 70 Tadant Mas
again makes an UNSUCCESSFUL hunt for a
sn MIR. D5 Tem ms%DS Is indacsd p.
preacher on - ' Station platform raises
Mallory's hopes, but he takes another
train. Missing hand baggage compels the
couple to borrow from passengers, Jim
Jimmie gives first aid. Goodness is then
resumed Still no clergyman. More Dor
rowing. DR.. Temple puzzled by behavior
Of different couples. Marjorie's jealousy
aroused by Maliorys baseball jargon.
Marjorie suggests wrecking the train in
hopes that accident will produce preach
hold the train so she can shop. Marjorie's
dog is missing She pulls the cord, stop
ping the train. Conductor restores dog
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
No Money. No Marriage.

"a fortune teller told me that you
are going to marry me-" said the
young man with the prominent
socks.
did she also tell you that you are
going to inherit very large fortune?'
inquired the girl with the matted hair.
"She didn't say anything about a
fortune"
''Then she is not much of for
tune-teller, and you had better not
place any reliance in anything she
says."-Washingto Herald.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
Good Roads Hint,

"Of course we are opposed to ms
chine methods in elections" WE'LL
replied Farmer Corntossel, II must 81
nit that I'd like to see the ste&s
roller took out O politics an put b.s@G
where 1t belongs In tho rcp&'E'}fssSSs!ssAsll
businass."
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23

ALFALFA SEED, IS. Timothy and Clover mixed.
crop payments. j. Mulhall, Sioux City. Iowa. Adv.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
Great Effects.

what is that terrible noise?" asked
the pedestrian.
THAT" replied the policeman, els
caused by an ordinary one cent safety
pin sticking into a 100000 baby"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens .Ae gums, reduces inf1amma'
tion allays pain cures wind collie. Csc bottle Adv
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23

No matter what happens, the sus-
penders man wears are never en-
tirely free from responsibilities.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23

A man can never remember what a
girl said when she proposed to him.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23

Ever Jobs wife never asked him
70 remove the tacks from the parlo1
carpet.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
Mind Reader.

First Straphanger - Look out!
You're treading on my feet!
Second traphanger-Beg pardon!
1 also prefer to ride in cab.-Judge
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
ASK FOR ALIENS F0oT-EAsE.

the Antiseptic powder to shake into your
shoes. Relieves Corns, Bunions, Ingrowina
Nails, Swollen and Sweating feet. Blisteri
and Callous spots. Sold everywhere. Csc
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. NY. Adv
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
Sanctimonious Penny.

Jerome S. McWade, the millionaire
collector of Duluth, was appealing on
the Mauritania for a seaman's fund.
Let the collection be generous" he
said. I'VE want none of the penny
and quarter parable here"
A penny and quarter, side by side
in a pocket, fell into conversation.
I'm worth Is Of you," said the quar-
ter haughtily
That's true,' replied the humble
penny, "but in one respect, sir. I'm
superior to yourself"
"Pshaw; how so?" said the quar-
ter.
II go to church, sir, far, far oftener
than you," replied the penny.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23

In Style.
a want light fruit lunch"
"Huw would some electric currents
tor
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTOR1A, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-01-23
Wizard Of Finance.

Would you stick to your husband
if he stole million dollars?"
IF he succeeded in keeping it."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
NO Referendum

SAN FRANCISCO. July a
There will be no referendum on
the Webb anti-alien land law. That
measure will be allowed to run
without molestation. Whether
there will be an initiative measure
put forward to supcrsede the Webb
bill has not yet been decided by the
Aslatic exclusion league"
This was the gist OF statement
made here today by Olaf Tveitmoe,
president of the league, when
pressed for n declaration as to
whether that organizations clam
ors OF recent date against the
Webb bill wonld result In more
than talk.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
TO PUNISH
GIRL TRADERS

LONDON. July 2-Thc creation
OF international laws providing pun.
ishmcnt for the traffickers who
take young girls with their con.
sentl TO foreign countries for tho
purpose OF forcing them TO lead i'm.
moral llyca. and punishment for
those who aid the ,rnffickers, was
demanded by the German delegates
nj this mornings session OF the In
t-rnatIonai White Slave Congress.
Bishop Rye. Dean OF Westminster.
presided Among the most proml-
nent speakers were Mrs. Henry
Fawcett and Arthur II. Lee. VI. =.
There was no afternoon session
today as tho delegates went TO
Windsor castle as the guests OF tho
king and queen. Tonight they
will attend n reception given by
Lord Strathcona.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
YANKEE COMEDY
SPO|LS ENGLISH

LONDON. July Being inter
viewed regarding the statement by
Henry James that the stage is given
up to "abominable dialects and In.
dividual tricks" James Sharpe. the
secretary OF the Playgoers' club.
said:
The American comedy artists.
clever as they are, are especially to
blame as corrupting factor in the
purity OF our speech.
One ia reluctant TO confess also
that there Is in England a certain
craze to initiate all sorts OF Ameri.
canisms. and It is quite possible
that imitation OF the freaks of
American pronunciation may be one
OF them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
- THE.
NOW ES

A. the Home Until Friday
Passions, He Had Thrcc," "Shep
tho Hero" The Snare OF Fate. :"
two reels
A. the Yesisr Until Friday.
Red Hicks Dcfics the World. 4"
The Open Secret" two reels:
Buck Richards Bride"
A. the Society Until Friday.
The Governors Double" two
reels; "Dredges and Farm Imple-
ments in the West" a Marke, in
kobylia." "A Lady and Her Maid +"
A. the oIymplan Tonight.
The Cheapest Way" The Open
Switch" Absent Minded Joe. :"
The Banks Messenger" Or. Mar.
wells Experiment"
Al the Grand Until Sunday.
"Quicksand, two reels. Mutual
Weekly"
Al the Circuit Until Sunday.
King Rene's Daughter" three
reels: Mutual Weekly"
A. the Black Cat Until Sunday.
Pelkey-McCarty Pictures
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
he WILL SPEND
AQu!EI Fourth

LOS ANGELES. July 2 indie
pendence dag claimed Its first vic
tim here today when Willard Stone.
is. was terribly burned and his
right hand so badly maugled that
Il had to be amputated. The boy
was preparing large quantity OF
potash and sulphur for tho Fourth
when an iron weight fell Into the
mass. causing Il to let 70. Louise
Rosenberg. Stones l0year-old
niece. was seriously burned.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
HOLD 3 SOLDIERS
IN ARMY MYSTERY

ny tntird pF~sH NsaHrf wire
FORT STEVENS. Or. July No
specific charges had been filed TO.
day against the three soldiers and
one civilian arrested here Saturday
In connection with the death OF
James Crawford. the former soldier
believed 20 have been choked 10
death and thrown into Grays Har-
Dor.
John Vogel. post tailor. was 70
leased after he had protested that
the military authorities had no AIT
thority 10 arrest him Cook Tihbi,s.
Private Cameron. Private Coo,E. tho
men arrested. are being guarded in
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
TACOMA

books: II is costly too. in book.
keeper time, and yet he can't get
rid of 1t. Comptroller Downey has
ruled.
or the total, s61013 represents
gold bullion left at the San Fran
cisco mint by the 'Forty-Niners"
and never claimed by the owners.
The balance represents silver bull
lion left at the New York assay
office years ago.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02

communicate
Vogcl has written the socislis,
headquarters at Astoria that the
men are confined because OF their
socialist views
Crawford. tho dead man. had been
snbpoenaed as n witness In tho
forthcoming courtma riial OF Private
Co'fmhn. charged with uttering and
publishing s.dltious matter contrary
TO the regulations Of war. CoffmAn
is known TO have been n radical so.
cialist. and copies OF a circular he
IL alleged TO hav. posted In tho
quarters arr held as evidence.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
is THIS YOUR DOUGH?

WASHINGTON, July 2. - Be
cause he has no profit and loss"
bookkeeping item In his purse at
the treasury department. Uncle
Sam has 740 unclaimed dollars on
hand which are a troublesome
asset. The old gentleman is tired
OF carrying the money on his
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
GIRLS DROWN; He
TAKES A PHOTO

BATTLE CREEK. Mich, July 2.
With three girls drowning before
him. W. w. Hastings. an Instructor
in physical education. stopped to
take n photograph Of the accident
lie explained that he thought the
girls tipped their boat In fun and
we're In no danger.
All the girls were good swim
mcrs. but their heavy clothes pre-
vented them from remaining on the
surface. The bodies were recov'
arcd
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
a IN A HOT HOLE

OAKLAND, July Fourteen
firemen were overcome by smoke
while fighting fire In the base
mont OF the Girard Piano Co. here
today. Although tho damage to
the building waa not more than
81. 900. II was more than two hours
before the fire was under control
This Is the third fire which has at
tackled the headquarters OF the Cir
ard company recently. and an In
vestigation will be made.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
LOOKS SERIOUS

by United Press Leased wire
LONDON. July 1.-Dispatches
from Athens TO tho Exchange Tele-
graph here today declare that the
Bulgarian garrison In part Of Sa-
lonika has surrendered. and that
Greece has ordered an advance on
the force all along the Bulgarian
line.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
THE MARKETS

IN. following are the average pr'c"
p.fa nv local commission merchants TO
The producer. and prices paid by the re-
taller to tn. commissioners The prices
paid tn. farmers como under buying
price" and the sum paid by the retailer
under selling price" Prices In all cases
are subject TO variation. according TO
fre.hness and general excellence. but
these prices unless otherwise Indicated.
are for strictly first GRADES
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
WOODMEN PICNIC
AT MERCER ISLAND

The annual picnic Of the Modern
Woodmen OF America and Royal
Nelghbors Of America will be held
at Fortuna park on Mercer island
July 4. under the auspices OF the
fraternal council. which consists OF
delegates from each OF the Modern
Woodmen and Royal Neighbors
camps throughout the city OF Sc.
attic.
The program consists OF all
kinds OF sports, boat races. ball
games. etc. There Will be band
concert. speaking by eminent spea.
kers. including Mayor Geo. r. Cot.
terill. State Deputy Head Consul
r. p. Fulkerson OF the Modern
Woodmen. and the state deputy Of
the Royal Neighbors.
---s-------
Music at tho Heidelberg Cafe
every night. Hotel Birkel. First
near Spring .--Adyertisemcnt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02
',r,s FOND OF HIKING

LEXINGTON. July = Chief
,..,,r. white Of the l. 5 supreme
IusnVv some pedestrian He was
Sa . 10 the walking habit by
Nh,,, ustice Harlan and now is
ne ~ converts himself among
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02

other members Of the high court
Hot weather has no terrors for tho
AGED chief Justice lie walks TO
and from the capitol regardless OF
sizzling temperatures
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02

Rest modern outside rooms. g5c
TO hoc Stewart House. Sc West
stewart Advertisement
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-02

Other equally good Glove
bargains at 25e, 47c and 73o
for Glover Day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-01-17

I think that what she wished to say TO
you was that she dreaded leaving you
unprotected: recalled what she had
said to you about marriage. and hoped
you would find good husband"
81 have already found one" | re.
piled. and my assertion turned out to
be true. My aunt's husband eudeav
ored to break the will on the ground
that the testator was not of sound
mind when the will was made and |
nad Influenced her to leave all to me
1t was fortunate that had hus
band to look out for my interests
or am sure my property would have
gone either to the man my aunt most
wished should not have II or to the
lawyers and the chancery courts. Char
lie made an admirable manager for the
business. very sensibly compromising
with the husband for small sum In
cash.
The moral of my story is do not
decide from single experience" and
the moral OF my experience is do not
act clandestinely in case of especial
moment, IL at ALL"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-01-17
IF YOU ARE A
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When you stop Drinking" think of
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we are giving away free on request. Call
at our store and talk it over.
S. W. COCHRAN & CO.,
N. Union St.,
LambertviIle, N. J.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-01-17
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