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The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
ALL A PART OF THE GAME
McGraw's "soothIng" Remarks to Um-
pIre Sample Of What That Fune-
tonary Has to Stand.

John ]. NC cIraw and Umpire Bill
Rigler are always at each others
throats. Each regards the other as
his special personal affiiction One
day at the Polo grounds Rigler order
ed the Giant manager off the coach
ing line, and then there followed a
series of jibes and jeers from the
bench that nettled the arbiter. Finally
he shed his mask, walked over to-
ward McGraw and declared himself.
''If l hear any more CUFF" he said,
I'll get the guilty parties if have to
clean the whole bench to do it,"
For several innings not a murmur
was heard from the New York quar-.
ters. Then, after Rigler had loudly
call ID what appeared to be a bad
strike, came one loud guffaw.
Rigler raced over, blood in his eye
Who brayed?" he roared.
Go on, go on, BILL" McGraw re-
piled, soothingly, lit was only your
echo"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Old Love and New Rua.

Here's the overheard conversation
that made the day seem more spring
like:
Those people next door to us have
been married a long time, haven't
they?"
Perhaps they have. But their hon
eymoon isn't over yet"
How do you figure that out?"
We'll, it was awfully sloppy last
night. But when he came home she
made him step inside and kiss her be.
fore she told him to go back on the
porch and wipe his feet"
We'll, honey, you'd you"
mo, l wouldn't! We've got a new
rug!"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
ECZEMA ITCHED AND BURNED

r. F. D. No. 8, Maryville, Tenn
my baby when three months old,
took eczema on his face and head.
His head and one side of his face
were almost in a solid sore. The &C.
zema at first was kind Of a rash and
then 1t broke out in water pimples
and they-would burst and looked very
badly. 1t would itch and burn so bad
ly that he could not rest at all and
his hair just all fell out at once till
his head was perfectly bald. He could
not sleep at night and was very cross.
II tried remedies without any relief
at all; he only got worse al the time
until used Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment. He had great relief the first
application. He was soon cured and
his hair began to grow back and now
he has just beautiful fine hair and
has no sign of eczema" (Signed)
Mrs H. D. Clabough, Jan. %, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Plea for Kitchen,

The kitchen should be the refinery,
the laboratory, the factory of the
home, and the pivotal point about
which the activities of the home re-
volve, Costs should be considered
thoughtfully; no scrap of food should
be wasted. 1t all can be and should
be used again in various ways. BY
buying staple food supplies in large
quantities from Is to 80 per cent. can
be saved. Any one wishing tn do 80
may economic In this way. House
wives must not look upon their art
as mere drudgery; they must bring
education, intelligence and concentra-
tion into practice. They should learn,
as manufacturers have, that the best
results are to be obtained in a work
shop that is well lighted, properly
ventilated and comfortably large, suit
ably furnished, and sanitary in all its
equipments-Dr. Adeline G. Soule, in
Leslie's.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
speetacIes Part a counIe.

Mrs. Louis Magrander blames a pair
of spectacles for the trouble between
herself and her husband Louis, to
whom she has been married 33 years.
Il need them part of the time, but
he wants to wear them all the time,
except when he goes to bed" she
says. "And he stays up late just to
keep hold Of them. They fit us both
peri. city"
The husbands version, as related
in divorce proceeding at Cleveland,
charges that Mrs, Magrander beat him
with a club, the police interfering to
save knockout, and refused to cook
his meals. Magrander wants the
court to compel his wife to pay him
alimony.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
WHY PATRON HAD TO WATT
shop Furniture Having Been Rem
dered Germ Proof, They Were at
Work on tho Barber.

This towel" said the attendant in
the germproof barber shop, has been
subject to an extreme heat and is
thoroughly sterilized.
Good thing" commended the pa
tron.
This soap has been debacterislized.
and the comb and brush are thorough
ly antisepticized.
Great scheme" said the patron.
The chair In which you sit is given
a daily bath in bichloride Of mercury,
while it's cushions are baked in an
oven heated at 1877 degrees, which is
guaranteed to shrivel up any bacilli
that comes along"
my word" said the patron.
THE razor and lather brush are
boiled before being used Even the
Well, look here" said the patron
who had been sitting wrapped up in
the towel during all this, why don't
you go on and shave me?"
But am not the barber"
You're not? Where is her"
They are boiling him, sir"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
II Was a PITY.

They have a wise ten-year-old boy
in a Cleveland family and some OF
his sayings are worth peddling. At
least, his father thinks they are, or
he wouldn't tell this one.
Tbs other day the youngster ap-
preached his father and stared at
him for some time.
Daddy" he finally said, you think
mamma is the most beautiful person
you ever saw, don't your"
"Of course" replied the father, with
great promptness.
Again the boy scrutinized his par.
ent.
Gee, daddy" he finally said, 'it's
an awful pity she can't say the same
thing about you, amt it?"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
T WeM
Baked MIX Toast.

Trim the crusts from slices OF bread
cut about half an inch thick and toast
to a delicate brown. Spread each slice
lightly with butter, sprinkle lightly
with salt and arrange the slices in a
deep dish. Pour over them enough
milk to cover the toast, putting 1t on
slowly that 1t may soak into the toast.
II you wish to expedite the work OF
preparation, heat the milk; but II you
have plenty OF time 1t may be put on
cold. When the dish Is full cover 1t
and set 1t In the oven and leave II
there for 20 minutes. At the end OF
that time the contents of the dish will
be soft and steaming; remove the
cover and leave the dish in the oven
long enough to crisp the top layer
about ten minutes-and serve from the
dish in which It was cooked.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Canned Bed Penners.

Wash one peck OF red peppers. cut a
slice from stem end of each and re-
move seeds; then cut in thin strips
by working around and around the
peppers, using scissors or sharp knife.
Cover with boiling water. Let stand
two minutes, drain and plunge into
ice cold water. Let stand ten min
utes, again drain and pack solidly into
pint glass jars. Boil one quart vine
gar and two cups of sugar 10 minutes.
Pour over peppers to overflow Jars,
cover and keep in cold place.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Explaining the situation.

Down in the Red river valley sec
ton of Louisiana there is a planter,
veteran of the Civil war who is
noted for his profane vocabulary.
Not long since he married, and
everything sailed along nicely for a
few days But the captain was call.
ed out early one morning by negro
tenant. who wanted to see him on
business. AS soon as the captain saw
the negro, he began to curse him.
His young wife, hearing the vio-
lent language, stuck her head out of
the window and asked: Us that you,
dear7"
Before the captain could answer,
the negro said apologetically, mo,
ma am; dat's Cap'n Johnson. Judge
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
John Sent a Proxy,

We are having such a carnival Of
crime in Cleveland nowadays (accord-
ing to certain papers) that a lady
daren't go to the door to meet the
postman unless she is armed to the
teeth. 1t is told Of a Lakewood wom-
an that she heard a slight noise, or
thought she did, the other night and
said to her husbs nd:
oh, John! There are burglars in
the house,"
We'll, see what they want" grunt.
ed John, only half awake.
But you must go down."
mo, you go down. No gentlemanly
burglar would dare strike a ladyi"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
PROBLEM OF STORING GOODS
Careful Assortment Of Things to Save
and to Throw Away ls the
First Requisite.

When deciding what to keep and
what to send to be sold, II is well to
make a careful estimate Of the com
parative cost Of storage and replacing
deducting from the latter item the
probable selling price. When you ap-
ply this test you will probably fnd
that most Of the kitchen utensils
should go to the auction room, nor
will It pay to store for any length Of
time the vast assortment Of odds and
ends which accumulate in most house
holds.
One should pack for storage much
The same as one packs for any other
removal, with this difference, that the
goods may not be unpacked for many
months, and that It is desirable to get
them into as small compass as pos
sible.
With a view of reducing storage
space study ways Of using all the in
terror space of furniture turned upside
down. A large picture with a deep
molding can have the space from the
glass to the outer line OF the frame
flled up with smaller pictures. Books
should be packed in a good many small
boxes, rather than in one large box.
Make sure OF complying with the
regulations of the insurance com
paniee. Have your things thoroughly
cleaned before you store them. Pack
as closely as possible. Do not store
rubbish.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Really First Sunday School.

1t is often stated that Robert
Raikes was the founder of the first
Sunday school at Gloucester, England,
in 1880 The fact is that the first Sun
day school was established by Ludwig
Hoecker in 1740 at Ephrata, Lancas-
ter county, Pennsylvania. This was
forty years before the work of Mr..
Raikes. Mr.. Hoeckers school was for
the religious instruction of the chill
dren of the neighborhood. Among
other methods employed he wrote
Bible verses upon cards, which the
children committed to memory. Later
he had the cards printed. Mr.. Hoeck-
er died in 1892, after long and use
full career-Christian Herald.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
|2FAlIAROUN
.1HOUSE

1t is a good idea to put the freshly
laundered sheets at the bottom of the
pile in the linen closet. This makes
It possible to give the sheets equal
wear
When closing the house for a vaca.
tion don't forget to leave the fires
ready laid for lighting. Don't forget
the cat, and don't lock 1t in.
There is economy in buying some Of
the household supplies in bulk-bluing,
soap and starch, for instance, will all
keep. Soap really improves with age.
When the fire is running low and a
quick oven is wanted, open the oven
door, filling it with cool. fresh air
Then close the oven door. 1t will heat
more quickly.
To bread veal, dredge 1t with -four,
then dip 1t In egg and bread crumbs
and brown in hot fat. Then cover
with milk and cook In a very slow oven
until tender.
White straws are best cleaned with
q cut lemon dipped in sulphur and
rubbed on the hat. This should be al
lowed 70 dry and when it is rubbed of
the straw will have regained its white
ness.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Chafnu Hives,

This troublesome skin affection is
dificult to diagnose at the outset. Be
on the safe side, therefore, and when
ever the skin is irritated use Tyree's
Antiseptic Powder Immediately and
avoid further trouble. Csc. at druggists.
Sample sent free by ]. S. Tyree,
Chemist, Washington, D. C.-Adv.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10

When II Is necessary to make sev.
eral cakes at once save yourself the
tiresome beating Of the batter by put.
ting the required ingredients in their
usual order into a small ice cream
freezer. A few minutes of turning the
crank results in fine. smooth batter
necessary for a successful cake.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
QUININE AND IRON THE MOST
EFFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tasteiess chill Tonic Combines both
In Tasteless form. The Ouiuine drives
out Malaria and the Iron builds up
the System. For Adults and
Children.

You know what you are taking when
you take GROVES TASTELESS chill
TONIC, recognized for 80 years through
out The South as the standard Malaria,
Chill and Fever Remedy and General
Strengthening Tonic. II is as strong as
the strongest bitter tonic, but you do not
taste the bitter because the ingredients
do not dissolve in the mouth but do dis
solve readily in the acids Of the stomach
Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean
1t, SOC.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10

1t may be difficult to convince a
man that it is really heaven If he finds
any of his wife's relations there.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
To WeIaht Flower vaaa.

Place small muslin bags filled with
shot in the flower vase. This prevents
the vases from being top heavy and
blowing down.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
ItA SuuuehtIona

There is one kind OF weather in
which a professional crook hates to
get busy"
What kind is that?"
"Muggy weather"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Similarity,

Jackson-Whew! That's some cliff!
Johnson-Seems to fascinate you.
Jackson-Yes. That's the way my
desk will look when get back
Judge.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
"Colna False Monev.., :,

"Binks appears to be a hopeless
dreamer"
Yes; he spends most of the time
trying to realize on the silver lining
Of clouds"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10

The difference between genius ant
insanity is that the latter gets three
meals a day.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Contradiction.

'T wonder that the wild goose 1
timid."
What's remarkable about that"
Because otherwise 1t is game"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10

Don't buy water for bluing. Liquid blue
is almost all water Buy Red Cross Bal
Blue. the blue that's all blue. ADV.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
RELIEVES PAIN AND HEALS
AT The SAME TIME
The Wonderful, Old Reliable DR.. Porer's
Antiseptic Healing Oil. Prevents Blood
Poisoning. An Antiseptic Surgical
Dressing discovered by an Old
r. R. Surgeon.

Thousands of families know it already,
and trial will convince you that DR..
PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING
OIL is the most wonderful remedy ever
discovered for Wounds, Burns, Old Sores,
Ulcers, Carbuncles, Granulated Eye Lids,
Sore Throat, Skin or Scalp Diseases and
all wounds and external diseases whether
slight or serious Continually people are
finding new uses for this famous old
remedy. Guaranteed by your Druggist.
Wemean il. 25c. SOC. 800
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Resented.
when you

did you get a fright when you
we're married?"
Sir, do you mean to insult my
wife,"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10

1t is well that Christmas and mar
riage ties are both exchangeable
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10

There are always two sides to a
questionable wrong side and our side
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10

Ever Think Of This?
why don't women dress ,sensibly?"
'If they did, half the industries of
the world would go to smash"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10
Her Faith.


MY dear woman, are you an altru-
ist?"
mo, ma'am; I'm a hardshell Bap-
tis'."
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10

+ There Only One BRoMo QUIINE QUINNR
w GROVE
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-08-07
DEFENSELESS CONDITION
 STIRS ENGLISH PEOPLE
O-O-

LONDON, Aug. 7.-The English peO- pie have been stirred up over the dis covery that their country is suscepti- ble of invasion. The naval maneuvers in which the Red Fleet" a portion of the English navy that was designated as that of a foreign country, and gen. erally referred to by the pOpulace as the German Fleet" attempted to es- cOrt and land an invading army. It had no difficulty in demonstrating it's ca pacity to land troops from a fleet of transports. An actual landing of men from four transports and sufficient time was taken at each landing to de- bark thousands of troops The towns of Grimsby, Cleethorpe and Imming- ham were occupied by the enemy" within "A hours of the Declaration of War" for which the defending army and navy had been preparing for weeks.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-08-07
GOV. SULER CHALLENGES
 FRAWLEY COMMITTEE
O-O

ALBANY, N. r., Aug. 7.-Gov. Will ian Sulzer, through Valentine Taylor his legal adviser, issued a challenge to the Frawley legislative committee, which is Investigating, among other things, contributions made in aid of the Governors election in the last State campaign.
 While it is asserted that the Cover nor will decline to cooperate with the committee when it usurps to itself unwarranted jurisdiction and author ity," the statement embodies a prom ise on behalf of the Executive to as sist the committee in probing cam paign contributions. providing it will examine under oath Charles F. Mur- phy and Philip Donohue, respectively leader and treasurer of Tammany Hall, and others whose names the Governor may furnish.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-08-07
BUSINESS LOOKING
 UP ON WALL STREET
o-o

NEW YORK, Aug. Wall street finds evidences that the long contin- ued depression in stocks is at an end in the fact that for the first time since last January the price of Stock Ex- change seats has begun to advance.
 A seat was recently sold at $37, 900. the lowest price since 1899. The mem- bership of Reginald M. Johnson. it was announced yesterday, has been sold for $40,000 to Phillips A. Clarke, who has been elected a member of the Exchange. There are several bids for seats at this price.
 Several seats on the Consolidated Exchange have recently been sold at $1,2OO. This is the highest price in many years.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-08-07
LEADING WASHINGTON
 DEMOCRAT IN JUNEAU

Charles Drury. a leading Tacoma capitalist and business man. and Mrs Drury, arrived in Juneau today on the Georgia and will be in Juneau until the departure of the Admiral Sampson tomorrow. Mir. and Mrs. Drury have been visiting at Skagway, Whitehorse and other points of the Interior. They recently made a trip to the Alaska Westward and return.
 Mir. Drury is one of tho prominent leaders of the Democratic party of the State of Washington. He was active in the support of the Presidential can didacy of Woodrow Wilson. both be- fore and after the Baltimore cOnven- ton. He was one of Washington s delegates to that notable gathering, and a member of the Democratic State executive committee that conducted the campaign in Washington last fall which resulted in the choice of Ern- est Lister for Governor on the Demo cratic ticket. He attended the inaugu- ration of President Wilson, and helped to make the fight for the recognition of the organization in Washington State against Hugh C. Wallace and e. ut finally resulted in success.
 Mr. and Mrs. Drury will sail on the Sampson tomorrow for their home at Tacoma.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-08-07
OREGON TO BE THE
 FIRST THROUGH CANAL

WASHINGTON, Aug. 7.-The Ore gon, on which Secretary of the Navy Daniels plans to confer the honor Of being the first battleship to go through the Panama Canal, is now in Puget Sound getting the finishing touches on her $1,OOO,OOO modernization treat ment. She is being fitted with every convenience and improvement, includ- ing a new military mast and a system of fire control She will, when she goes through the canal, still look pret- ty much as she did in 1898, with her low freeboard, but inside she will be as new a ship as the giant super Dreadnaught New York, whose keel was laid in 1912
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-08-07
MINER AWAKENED FROM
 TWO DAYS SLEEP

George E. Raymond went to his room in the Orpheum hotel last Mon day evening and locked the door after which he took off his shoes and stretched out on the bed He re- mained in this position until last eve ming when Capt. J. T. Martin, at the request of John T. Spickett, mana ger-proprietor of the hotel, broke into the room. He was lying quietly on the bed. Doctors P. J. Malone, and L. O. Egginton were summoned, and they pronounced it a case of catalonia without catalepsy, an unusual condi- tion but not necessarily dangerous. It was recommended that he be re- moved to the hospital. Later Mayor Charles w. Carter called and efforts were renewed to wake the man from his slumber which efforts were finally successful, and he was removed to St. Ann's hospital. Dr. L. O. Sloane is now attending the patient.
 On regaining control of his facul- ties Raymond said that he could re- member nothing since last Monday evening. He was formerly employed at Treadwel land was in Juneau pre- pairing to go on the stampede to Shu- shana. He registered at the Orpheum as from Utica, Minn.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-08-07
SPOKANE ARRIVES ON
 CRUISE NUMBER FOUR
~

The Spokane arrived today on the fourth excursion trip to Southeastern Alaska points. Every room was sold out and there are 150 passengers on board, Among those on board are a Raymond and WhitcOmb party number ing 46, under the guidance of Carroll Hutchins. Some of the notables are Dr. Joel E. Goldwait and wife. He is the eminent physician of Boston, Mass achusetts. H. L. Beman, wife and son of Florida are passengers. MT. Be- man is the son of the famous chewing gum manufacturer. w. G. Ellis, a Philadelphia capitalists, is also mak- ing the trip. Mrs. Alex N. Wetherell, one of the most enthusiastic collectors of old relics, is among the passengers. She has made several good finds in Alaska.
 Dr. Laura B. Betz of Los Angeles and Dr. Laura B. Hurd of San Fran cisco are room mates on the ship. Not only women are both doctors, pos sessing identical initials and occupy ing the same sate room, but they are the same anne and graduates of the same college. They first met in their room on the Spokane.
 An unusual amount of ice was en- countered in the vicinity of Glacier bay but the ship entered and a splen- did view of the great Muir glacier was obtained.
 The Alaska Cruise Club now num- bers 900 and is constantly growing. The club was organized by Mary E. Hart, president, one year ago on board the Spokane. It is the only travel club to be organized in Alaska. This afternoon from 5 to 8, ships time. Theodore Richards, the noted painter of Alaska scenery, will give an art exhibit and reception in the ob servation room of the Spokane for the benefit of the passengers of the Spokane to which are also invited cit izens of Juneau.
 A special matinee for the passen gers of the Spokane is being given this afternoon from to at the Orpheum
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-08-07
Mexico May Refuse
 To Receive Lind

Mexico's diplOmaic relations. The Mexican government should wait un 1 til it receives the Presidents commun- ication from Gov. Lind before annOunc- ing it's position"
 Refusal to Recognize Lind Might Re
 suit in Trouble.
 WASHINGTON, Aug. Tt is be- lieved here that if President Huerta should persist in his announced in- tention to refuse to receive Gov. Lind that the situation between this coun- try and Mexico might become more serious than it has been thus far. lt is recognized that the administration does not desire to interfere in the Mexican situation beyond the point Of rendering its good offices in a way that will not violate any of the niceties Of diplomacy, but it is also known that it feels that the United States is obliged by the situation to utilize it's utmost endeavors to bring about peace and the restoration of law and order there. It can be said without hesita- ton that if intervention shall result it will be because it is believed Co be the only humane way to bring the pres ent chaotic conditions to an end.