Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-18

current q number Of lhlnee heretofore
unehid. Poor Johni
Usually when the gentlemen who
denl extensively IA green goods nee q
phlladelnhlnn ~ the Pennsylvania
station only sense ~ TIE prophecies
prevent them from preaslng n warm
kiss upon the INVADERS brow. They
DO not figure tho now arrival ne M
person from the Drowsy Town. 40.
Thcy reEard him az sent direct from
heaven. They rush forward. grasp
him by the hand and ask for all the
folks on Chestnut street and shortly
afterward try 20 cash the checks on
the patients shirt its as soft az =
marshmallow for the ahifty-eyed OPP
orator. Hut watt That's whore the
gloves come from and one Of these
sunny days the grofters will grab the
wrong hand II will be q sweet and
nourishinr thing 60 see when Il final.
~ comes.
Public officials who have been IA
the habit 81 standing for hours NJ q
time shaking hands with persons who
cheer Justify ana vote for the oppOsi-
ton viii be able 90 slip over regular
handshake once IN while now, "
would take many batteries Ia keep up
tho current that most persons oi
prominence would elect to use for
this purpose n given their own I'M
trammeled freedom. II looks fine "a
the spectator AZ mob surges by the
long suffering handshnker. hut after
the nrst half hour the sight 81 n hand
n like red FLAG 10 a bull 20 the pa.
tiont sufferer who has the misfortune
to be popular. Another order ON ths
mystic mitt.
MANY ~ the lads who belong "a
branches ~ the Nervous social club
where all hands sit IN for little
game % life and death draw. viii re-.
alige the beauties Of any glove or In.
sirument that quells the anxious
brethren when there is some pc
hauling 90 Doe done. u IL sometimes
so difficult 60 convince man VIII,
has anything better than n pair tha
another hand could win Onentimei
the winner is compelled 10 pull IN,
change out uf several different peck
cts ~ the temporary and imaginary
winner. IT'S rough work and realn
the mitt " badly needed.
Then. again. We have the mbwa,
and It's peculiar conditions Of travel
| rs placing the charged mltt upon tins
elbow ~ gentleman who has settled
himself upon your foot. APPARENT,
| with the nfm intention Of riding 1,
the Bronx thereon, immediate an,
satisfactory action could be- Obtained
or when someone who. through ex
cesslve economy. gets aboard with an
icebox or some equally graceful pack
age u might be- we'll Ia touch the own
~ ON the shoulder ana assist him
with "a few horse power az he re
moves the obstruction from your lap
u would be- effective and very pleas
ant 90 the sense ~ humor. our sens,
Of hnmor.
And then there's the creditors. IN,
dear old creditors. who seem Go en-
JOY so much health and whose HON,
seems To be right at your door. VIVA
could brighten up morning mor'
than to open the door some mornini
and. handing them that panic strick
On dollar. watch them turkey trot to
ward the elevator with a grace tina
gave evidence of finality9 Oh. pretty
pretty
The motor glove Is one OF mani
inventions having "a do with electric
ity during the present year. but fo
real close-tO-the-h henri purposes Il i'm
presses the casual person as an un
usual boon or IN unusual menace. de
pending entirely upon which end of
YOU deal with. hut say what one vii
against II for ;he purposes mentioned
stands out az n splendid addition q
the general plan ~ metropolitan de
Tense