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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-06
Up-to-Date Jokes

on. r-....-. ~
SO nicely, Reggie. Why do You wear it
without a parting now?
Reggie--Lite is such a rush nova
days my dear girl, one must save time
somewhere.
may Went TO Surblton TO see my
Percy.
Percy-By Jove. And how did you
find them?
May-oh, | knew where they lived.
Mrs. NagSs-John, have you read
How to Be Happy Though Married."
Naggs-Of course not ! know how
without reading it,
Mrs. Naggs-Well. how
Naggs-Get divorce.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-06
Advice to the Lovelorn
By Beatrice Fau7ax

not very enthusiastic ana
10 insist, and in Consequence t 7 Leg
not call. We have attends did
ties and theaters togerber par.
on account of previous arS Sluce
ments, and apparently the nn 1Sase'
ant occurrence has been il nps-
/ have tried hard to allow t5 enGred
penlng to pass unnoticed a,,5 Asap'
get 1t, but this seems imnossiiSt, LOT,
nave not told her of my grieya s,,
Ior we nave never quarrejed 0l tE,
my heart is growing indiffereu,. out
cause of pride, and there oe'
lump in my throat when ~
to talk with her about if want
What did she mean? Wbo.-
| do? | love her and wan must
noble, and if it is a reanis stt 10 Dc
go all the way. H0VEs, VII
Tut, tut, Mr.. Honest; you are ma,
man, indeed, to have only one rstn.
by the girl of your heart to worry o ~
One solitary Sunday night She di5 :.
wildly leap at the opportunity >. - y
with your high and mighty ior5 W
and you are eating your heart D| an
Maybe the young lady stubbed ho, ~ ~
or had just washed her hair-ob ~. ~
be silly, Mr.. Honest. Are Won ga,. uUl
estrange yourself from a repnI9r '. .s /,
whom you love with all youT how a q
any such absurd reason" an fht.s ~
the slang of the street gamin afor..
it" 1uIge
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-06
Self Is Lovely. ~
TIE GUARD GASPEp-

With wild screech, the express
started from London on it's northward
journey, first stop Finsburg Park.
The little old lady with the bird cage
hailed the guard excitedly
rs this York;" she asked
mo, madam replied the guard po-
litely
With each stop the old lady got more
excited, and the guard got less polite.
AT last it really was York The
guard, thinking his troubles were at ar
end, came to her.
This is York, madam" he announc-
ed, opening the carriage door and pre-
pairing to help her
Thank you-oh. thank you'll" she
beamed. Il have to change the ca
narys water here. Will you kindly get
that little cup filled for me, my gooC
MANI"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-06
FORGET 1T!
Dear Miss Fairfax


/ arr a man % years Of age. of the
average business ability, with
above the average appearance and
address, receiving a salary of $500
per year.
Soon after coming to the city two
years ago / was very fortunate in
meeting a girl of the very highest
type of womanhood; she suited me
exactly. We attended parties to-
gether. went to church together,
played cards and enjoyed the the
aters together-were regular pals
and loved her with all my heart.
A few weeks ago l phoned her on
Sunday afternoon to make an en-
gagement for the evening She was
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-06
IN LOVE (?) WITH TWO.
Dear Miss Fairfax.

am % years of age and am ss,
perately in love with two gigI,
They have decidedly opposite dis ds
positions, wish to marry one bn,
can't decide as to which one ,o ou,
the best. What would YOU adviss9
BAFFLED
You may not know it, but Won Are M,
in love. When you have reached tbg,
delicious though torturous state, van
will know it. There will be no ona,
ton then of which one. The very fac,
that you are in doubt proves that van
have yet to meet your fate. The fancy
speaks in many NOTES.-THE heart i
one. You are wise to wait until ra,
are certain. The girl to wed is the ana
you are sure you could not live wif6.
out. By the way, are you absolutev
certain you could have either of thess
young women for the mere asking?
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-06
Do You Want Personality, Girls9 Then Don't Be
an Echo, Says Miss Sandal

, fair l was giving and my sister wanted
to strike one name off the list. Don't
! ask her. she begged she is the most
/ boresone person l know. She does
| nothing but giggle.
Giggles Are Groans. "
/ ~ would like to see herr | an
| swered. You know every giggle is a
groan, groan of fright or nervous
ness I'll wager that that woman has
never had a real chance to express her
| self in her life. If we knew her life
better we would doubtless learn that
! she had always been suppressed. She
| had as a child lived in one of those
| silent homes where children are al
ways told in all circumstances to keep
quiet. When she married, her husband
/ probably sneered at her opinions, and
! her children ignored them. | would like
! to draw that woman out ] had my
! way. The woman came to our after
| noon At first she was so nervous and
so full of giggles and gasps that my
/ sister sent me glance half of triumph,
half of annoyance. 1 talked to the gig
Cling woman. gave her all my atten-
! ton.
| ] showed that I was interested in
| her, not what others thought and said
that made up her appearance, but in
what she thought. Presently she be-
gan, timidly at first, but afterward with
growing confidence, her beautiful, shy
eyes never leaving my face, about a
moonlight sail. She described the
stretch of black water and the play of
the moonbeams on it, and the far away
outline of white sails, until silence fell
all around US. Every one listened, 1t
was a glorious description. That was
| the woman. When she had finished, she
| tore her eyes from mine and looked
around the room. Her self-conscious-
ness came back. Her nervousness re
= turned Again we heard the nervous
little giggle. But for the five minutes
that she had talked the door of her
diffldence had opened, and through it
we had seen the real woman. That is
what every woman should do, show her
real self
Aren't some selves rather undesira-
ble?"
Self Is Lovely
Not the real self Every self is
lovely. The cramped frightened crea-
ture or the egotist is not the real self.
ITO find yourself you must lose your
self" Miss Sandal quoted the para
dox. ITO lose yourself you must find
yourself"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-06
SHOULD HE KISS HER?
Dear Miss FairfaX

Dear Miss Fairfax:
| am desperately in love with a
young lady two years my Junior,
and l think she cares for me.
One day the latter part of last
week she told me if ! did not leave
she would be obliged TO kiss me.
I stayed but did not try to kiss her,
as it was too public there. Did l
act wisely? CAUTIOUS.
Have you asked the girl to marry
you? If she feels toward you as you
say, certainly she would say yes, anC
your kissing problem would be solved
wouldn't it? Your will power is ex-
tremely rare. ! ann sure the youns
woman will only respect you the more
for your exercise of it under-shaM We
saY-rather irving circumstances
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-02-06
IGNORE HIS SANDER.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
l am in love with a girl two
pears younger than I. There is an
other fellow who treats me as a
friend to my face, but does and
says mean things to my back. | am
rather hot-headed and l met him
one night and punished him severe
ly. Now we both go to see this
young lady, but do not speak to
each other. What should l do if we
were to meet at her home? BOB.
What should you do? My dear young
man, what could you do except act as
gentleman? Do you think this girl
will think the more of you if you let
your anger get the best of you-and in
her presence? The thing to do with a
hot head is to cool it. Make up your
mind to do that. AS for the rival who
speaks i'll of you behind your back"
you may be sure his suit will not pros
per on SANDER if your sweetheart is at
all worth having.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
FEED CHICKENS IN SUMMER
There Are Few Farm FIocks That Will
Not Improve in Egg-Laying If
Given Some Grain.

The very common opinion that
farm flocks need no grain feed in
summer is seldom warranted. The
farm range is valuable, and there is
no place where eggs can be produced
as economically, but there are few
flocks that will not improve in egg
yield if given at least one feed daily.
1t ought not to be difficult to de-
termine whether more feed is needed
Something depends on the size of the
flock and the range, but the egg yield
will tell. There is only one probable
explanation for a farm hens failure
to lay eggs in summer, and that is
Lack of feed. Occasionally it is due to
a lack of the right kind of feed, but
generally if the hens have one feed
daily of any grain they will give good
results.
Wheat, barley and oats are the
practical summer grains, but if q little
care is used and some meat, corn is
very good. Whatever grain is used II
is genuine economy to give the hens
access to dry bran. An open shallow
box will do if you haven't time to make
a regular feed hopper No poultry
man OR farmer is feeding to the best
advantage who does not feed bran.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
500 REWARD, 500

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that scienc has
been able to cure in all its stages,
and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity.
Catarrh being constitutional disease,
requires a constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and the
mucous surfaces of the system, there
by destroying the foundation of the
disease, and giving the patient more
strength by building up the constitu-
ton and assisting nature in doing it's
work. The proprietors have so much
faith in its curative powers that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for
list of testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo Ohio
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
(August)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
|DOUIIN NOIE(|
q ENREzsSs NJ
H@SSSSSSSS a<AIO|

Eggs not gathered once a day now
are of doubtful quality.
Do the birds have shade in an open.
airy place? They need it.
Healthy breeding stock is the great.
est requirement for strong chicks.
The breed you like the best is the
one you will give the most attention
AS a source of income the hen. is
not considered as seriously as she
should be.
There will never be too many good
poultrymen, but we can all strive to
be among the best.
Air-slaked lime, freely, busted every
where. is cheap, and will destroy lice,
gapes and the roup.
Feeding chicks when too young and
too much at a time are. fruitful
sources of bowel trouble.
A few drops of spirits OF camphor
in the drinking water VIII often cor
rect slight bowel trouble in old and
young birds.
Fresh, clean water Is necessary this
time of the year. II you have no
running water. change that In your
Jars at least twice day.
Do not neglect to chop some onions
or onion tops for little ducks and tur-
keys every day or two They are rel
ished By them and Will do them much
good.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
Dry Mash Hopper.

chickens and older fowls. The one
shown will hold bushel of feed and
is used in colony house for growing
chicks; for older fowls it should be
several times as large, keeping the di-
mansions of the feed opening the
same, however. One used in my hen.
house holds 200 pounds of feed and
is filled at irregular intervals as it
becomes empty They may be built
of any stuff at hand, though mine are
made of one-inch pine boards for ends,
and half-inch matched stuff for the
rest.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
EARN :
POULTRY
Efficient DRY MASH HOPPER
Design and Dimensions illustrated
Are Result of Considerable Expert
menting-Easily Made.

In response to query for a d1a-
gram and description of an inside
dry-mash hopper a writer in the Rural
New Yorker makes the following re-
ply:
The accompanying diagram shows
an end view, or cross section, OF
dry feed hopper designed to prevent
the waste of food. The design and
dimensions are the result of consid-
cradle experimenting, and the hoppers
are very satisfactory, both for young
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
Beets as Fertilizers.

An explanation of the improvement
of European agriculture in recent
years has been sought, and in Ger
many it is attributed to soil stimula-
ton from beet culture. From the
books Of eight scattered estates where
beets have been grown for sugar, DR..
Lilienthal finds an increase in the
yield of wheat of 5.95 bushels per
acre; rye, 1.59; barley, 6.51, and oats,
5.77. Cattle have increased, and the
net income has been raised by as
high as 70 per cent.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
COSTLY TREAT MENT.

81 was troubled with constipation
and indigestion and spent hundreds
of dollars for medicine and treat
ment," writes G.. H. Hines, of Whitlow,
Ark. 'f went to St. Louis hospital,
also. has a hospital in New Orleans, but
no cure. was effected. On returning
heme I began using Chamberlain
Tablets. and worked right along.
used them for some time and am now
all right" Sold by all dealers.
|, (Augustl
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
RindS in History.

Signet rings are mentioned IN the
Bible, and we find the ring in those
days, to have been a sign of honor as
it is with us. During the war a lover
bride sent the gold money to the gold
smith with which to fashion the we'd
ding ring, for in those days the heavier
and broader the band the better, and
girls used to measure the width and
"heft' the circles to see whose was
the broadcast and heaviest, and there
by establish a social standing unim-
peachable.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
ILLUSTRATORS SALE.

administrator OF J. H. Linville,
sed, will offer for sale at public
N, on the home farm, at Millers-
KY, on
3, 1918, at 10 A. M.
flowing property:
II bed room suites;
lamber set and lot of other fur
such as carpets, rugs, tables,
mattresses and bed steads and
lg, kitchen and dining room fur
:;
a., Of enameled ware;
Of milk crooks and pans;
clocks;
sewing machine;
Lot of bedding, blankets, pillows,
tc.;
Half dozen brooms;
l lot stone jars;
1 lot glass jars;
1 wash machine;
Lot old iron;
l step ladder;
] iron kettle;
1 lawn mower;
l lot tools;
2 breaking plows;
1 double-shovel plow;
1 tobacco plow;
1 no-top buggy;
l rubber tire buggy;
1 two-horse wagons;
1 sled and 1 log chain;
1 roller;
1 Frazier cart;
3 hog troughs;
hog houses;
1 gasoline engine and corn mill;
l clipping machine;
5000 tobacco sticks;
1 transplanter;
1 seed sower;
1 one-horse drill;
1 grind stone; =
1 saddle and bride;
l set cart harness;
1 post-hole digger;
1 A tooth harrow;
1 disc harrow;
sows and Is pigs;
3 red sows in pig; : j.
L three-year old mare;
1 yearling colt;
1 aged mare;
1 two year old gelding;
L Jersey COW and calf; -
1 six-year old Jersey COW; :
l spotted Jersey COW;
1 cow and weanling calf; !
lot old corn; 8
l red calf; 'p G
yearling steers; -
heifers; Z
. - ewes and one buck;
; I reaper;
i corn crusher:
Il Ross cutting box;
l acre cow peas;
One-half interest in acres toPacco';
"a acres Of corn
one-haf interest in 20 acres corn; :
a iot If clover and timothy nay
"A .o' of other farming implements.
- ~ .RMS-All amounts unoer sxo.o
as a: over that amount negotiabl
ate. with, interest at rate OF pc
cent payable in six months.
w. v. HUFFMAN,
Administrators
GEO. d. sPEAKEs. Auct. ODD
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
REMARKABLE CURE
OF DYSENTERY.

81 was attacked with dysentery
about July Is, and used the doctors
medicine and other remedies with no
relief, only getting worse all the time.
1 was unable to do anything and my
weight dropped from 145 to 125
pounds. 1 suffered for about two
months when 1 was advised to use
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy. 1 used two bottles
of it and it gave me permanent relief"
writes B. w. Hill, of Snow Hill, N. O.
For sale by all dealers.
(August)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
Lie Is a Compliment.

l have an abiding faith that false
hood never hurts anyone but him who
propagates it. 1t is also my convic-
ton that no man can pay a much
greater homage to another than to
deliberately misrepresent him. 1t is
a cowardly confession of weakness
and of inferiority.-John Bigelow, in
"Retrospections Of an Active Life"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
Stain Remover

1t is sometimes difficult to keep the
They may be removed entirely if a
mixture of pipe clay and water made
the consistency of cream is spread
over them and allowed to remain over
night. In the morning it should be
removed with a clean brush or cloth.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
Published Every Tuesday and Friday
One Year. 50. OO-Six Months. 81. 90
PAYABLE in Advance
ADVERTISING RATES

Display advertisements, S1.00 per
inch for first time; so cents per inch
each subsequent insertion.
Reading notices, 10 cents per line
each issue; reading notices in black
type, 20 cents per line, each issue.
Cards of thanks, calls on candidates,
obituaries and resolutions, and SINH
lar matt er, 10 cents per line,
Special rates for large advertise
ments and yearly contracts.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
AItouether Too Successful.

Quizzer-"What's the matter, old
man? You look worried" Sizzer-
81 have cause to. 1 hired a man to
trace my pedigree. Quizzer-"Well,
what's the trouble? Hasn't he been
successful" Sizzer- Successful!
should say he has! I'm paying him
hush-money."-Jud
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
Oh, Certainiy!

OF the 3,424 languages and dialects
in use in the world. nearly half Of
them are spoken on the American con-
tinent. We certainly do lot Of talk
ing over here.-Cleveland Plaindealer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19

The right OF publisher is reserved
to decline any advertisement or other
matter offered for publication.
Spacl newspapers stock in
trad eou C , of revenue.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-19
Reading the Wrong Way.

Fortune Teller-"You will be mar
ried four times" Actress-"I want
TO know the future, not the past"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-05-01
MORMON STILL
IS POLYCAN|ST
John 7, Thorpe Goes On Record A.
Admitting He Still Has
Several Wives.

Salt Lake City, April So,-,Joh,
r. Thorpe is on record In court to
day as admitting that he still Is {
polygamist
II have lived in polygamy mans
years and still do so, declared
Thorpe while he was being exam
ined as to his fitness to act as d
juror TO hear a murder case.
IN reply to question as to where
he resided. Thorpe gave two ad
dresses, and then explained that he
still was living In polyFamy and
that he had families living at both
houses.
Thorpe said be married his sec-
ond wife before the manifesto pro
hobiting plural marriages was is-
sued by Lorenzo Snow. late presi-
dent Of the Mormon church. and
that he believed he was doing right
in continuing to live in polygamy.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-05-01
WOMAN FINED
WHENSHF ADMITS
BLACkNA|L CRIME
Mrs. E. Stewart, Amigo, Wis, Who
Demanded 500 OF D, A. R.
Member, Caught.

Milwaukee, Wis, April 29.--Mrs.
p. Stewart, Antieo, society woman.
arrested for alleged blackmail on
complaint Of Mrs. Il. II. Van Ostrand
member Of the 4. A. RI. and ]
leader In Antigo society," pleaded
entity IN the United States court ia
day and paid fine Of $3.50.
II was charged that Mrs. Stew
art sent a letter 10 Mrs. Van Os-
trand, demanding that sioo b
placed in secluded spot. Mrs. Van
ostrand deposited deeoy package
which lod to Mrs Stewards arrest
The letter referred to an alleged
AFFAIR in Washington durina the
meeting Of the p. A. H. in which
the names Of Mrs. van Ostrand ana
woman and two men wero
used Mrs Stewart had been in
Florida since her arrest, having
been released on bail.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-05-01
boy CHOR|STERS
SING IN co ERT
At White HOUSE
Chicago Paulist Organization Praised
For Excellent Singing By
President Wilson.

Washington. April so. - Presi-
deat Wilson, Mrs Wilson and a
small party Of invited guests today
heard the Paulist Choristers of Chi
easo in the East Room at the White
House, The sixty singers gave three
aumeeTs, which the President said
Ae enjoyed immensely The num-
bess We're Jerusalem Chorus" from
Celia, with Master stidman as SOLO
list; AVE Verum" and Praise Ne
the Father" Afterwards President
Wilson shook hands with all the
boys.
The chor!sters gave a CONCERT
later in the afternoon at the Column
bia theater- The patrons were Nine
Jusserand. Mrs. MARSHALL Field, Mrs.
Duncan McKim, Mrs. Sheridan. Mrs
Thomas F. Carter Mgr. Bonzano of
the Papal Legation. Mrs. White
Cotton. Mrs. Robert Nunnemacher
Mgr. Thomas F. Shahan of the Cath.
olie University. Mgr. James Mackin
OF st. Paul's. An
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-05-01
CITY RAISES THE
FIND IN SEARCH
FOR WINTER GIRL
Newcastle, Ind, Business Men All
Unite to Find the Miss
ing Girl.

Newcastle, Ind. April 29.-Mayor
Barnard, in one last determined eff
fort TO locate Catherine Winters.
conferred with fifteen business men
today and laid plans for the purpose
OF raising fund of $1,5o0.
The solicitation was left in tho
hands of Myer Heller, prominent as
rose grower and known in Chi.
cage. 10 tbs fund will be added
that being raised by the secret
orders of the city The final re-
ward, it is said, will total $4,000.
A letter from Southern Indiana
told Of the appearance of little girl
with a band Of gypsies who, it was
declared, was either Catherine Whit
ers or an exact counterpart. Chief
OF Police Boustog considers this to
be the best gypsy clew yet obtained.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-05-01
Mothers Advice
10 Her Daughter
A Real Live Doll to FondIe Is Woman
Greatest Happiness.

One of the most important matters about
which women concern themselves is their
future status as a grandmother. And she
is wisdom itself who knows of or learns
Of that famous remedy, Mothers Friend.
This is an external application for the
abdominal muscles and breasts 1t Ger
tainly has a wonderful influence, allays all
fear, ban'shes all pain, is a most grateful
encouragement to the young expecfant
mother, and permits her TO 60 through tho
period happy In mind. free in body and
thus destined to anticipate woman's greut
est happiness as nature intended she should
The action Of Mothers Friend makes the
muscles free, plant and responsive to ex
pdnsion. Thus all strain aud tension unon
the nerves and ligaments is avoided, and
n place of a period Of discomfort and con.
sequent dread 1t is a season of calm reposc
and joyful expectation.
There is no nausea, no morning sick
ness, no nervous twitehlng, none of that
constant strain known to so many women.
hence Mothers Friend is really one of the
greatest blessings that could be devised
This splendid and certain remedy can he
had Of any druggist at 81 90 a bottle. end
Is sure to prove Of inestimable yalue NET
only upon the mother, but upon the health
and future of the child. Write to Bradfield
Regulator Co., 1872 lamar Bldg, Atlunta.
Ga, for their book TO expectant mothers
There Is wealth of instruction and
comfort to be derived In reading this little
book. 1t is plainly written, just what
every woman wants to know, and will be
q splendid littie textbook for guidance. not
only for yourself, but will make Won help-
fpi 10 others. Ard. In the meantime. do
not fail to get bottle Of Mothers Friend
Y the drug store, ard thus fortify yourself
AGAINST ans anu Ell pain and discomfort.