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The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13
Mrs. Mary F. Jacobs Dead.
Death rides on every passing breeze,
And turks in every flower. "

Death rides on every passing breeze,
And turks in every flower"
The words of the poet, true and
pathetic though they be, are often
lost sight of in the pursuit of our
daily avocations until we are brought
up with a shock to realization of
the frailty of human existence when
the busy harvester garners into the
granary of everlasting life one who
is near and dear to us all. In fee
bic way the sentiment above ex-
pressed tells how last Saturday
morning the people of Kingstree felt
when they heard the news: Mrs
Jacobs is dead" Few of us knew
that this good woman was sick, and
no one, even those nearest to her,
apprehended that. her end was so
near.
Mrs Mary Frederika Jacobs, nee
Gewinner, was born in Germany
December IS, 1850; she entered into
eternal rest Saturday morning, at a
o'clock, after an illness of one week.
The funeral service was conducted
at her home Sunday afternoon at 3
o'clock by Rev P S McChesney, pas
tor of the Williamsburg Presbyte-
rian church, following which her re-
mains were borne to the Williams
burg cemetery in charge of the
members of the Eastern Star, where
the burial service was spoken in the
presence of hundreds of friends
gathered to pay their last tribute to
the beloved dead.
Of Mrs Jacobs life and character
there is but little that we can say.
1t speaks for itself among the peo-
pie with whom she lived the greater
part of her life. None who witness
ed the tributes of flowers, loving
words and tears, though he were a
stranger to the deceased, could but
be impressed with the truth of the
sentiment generally uttered, She
was good woman"
After all, such an expression is
the highest tribute to the dead. 1t
tells in few words his or her whole
life's history and of but few persons
could these words be more truth
fully and sincerely spoken than of
Mrs Jacobs. When those in distress
came to her she knew no distinction.
With heart and hand she strove to
relieve their troubles or necessities.
She was devoted wife, an affec-
tionate mother and her heart was
big enough to include every one in
need of kindness and sympathy.
Truly it may be said of her:
"None knew her but to love her,
None named her but to praise.
She was a member of the Will
lsamsburg Presbyterian church and
there are few whose loss would be
more keenly felt by their fellow
members.
Mrs Jacobs is survived by her
husband, MrLouis Jacobs, and eleven
children, viz: M H. w N, T c and
DR. CD Jacobs of Kingstree; Julian
Jacobs of Charleston: DR. E G Jacobs
of Macon, Ga; Louis Jacobs, Jr, of
Richmond, Va, and Misses Eta,
Mamie and Florence Jacobs and Mrs
w Nexsen Of Kingstree, also one
brother, DR. N G Gewinner of Ma
con, Ga, all of whom were present at
the funeral.
To the sorrowing family, and es-
pecially the grief-stricken husband
thus bereaved of his companion of
more than two score years,eRe offer
our tenderest sympathy. MaAthe
departed one rest in peace and the
sweetest flowers perennially bloom
o'er her grave.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13
Benson Briefs,

Benson, March fiat the aps
pointed time last Friday evening
plantation Bitters," a colored FAM
tasy, was acted under the auspices
of Miss Jessie D Bethea at the school
building and was thought by those
present to be a performance very
commendable to the young girls and
men who took part therein. | They
were: Misses Annie Davis, Beth Nc
Gill, Jessie Bethea and Sallie Davis;
Messrs Frank Snowden, Scott McGll,
Marvin Mccullough, Cleo Duke and
Thad Mccullough.
The "spellin' skewl' also eameinl
as part of the evenings pleasure.
The scene was the interior of aschoo
house with teacher and pupils pres
ent. 1t is a burlesque and was yerys
laughable. Il
Fowler McCutchen, a bright little
girl of this place, always has some
thing to do on an occasion like this
and acts>her part well.
MrCM Pilgrim, an expert marks
man with the rifle, did some very
fine shooting on the stage. The en-
hancement of the pleasures of the
evening were piano duet, awale !
quartette and the serving of am
brosia for refreshments. w E s. 9
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13
The Mothers FaVOrlte.

A cough medicine for children
should be harmless. 1t should be
pleasant to take. 1t should be eff
fectual. Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy is all of this and is the mothers
favorite everywhere. For sale by
all dealers. adv.
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IOCALE59{7]
NEWS rs

AN0 4S
Mr. w H MCGEE was a Charleston
visitor this week.
DR. &c McCabe of Fayetteville,
N c, was in town Sunday.
Mr. w B Mccullough of Taft was
noted in Kingstree Tuesday.
Hon ] Davis Carter of Leo was
noted in Kingstree yesterday.
DR. Benjamin McInnis of Charles
ton was in Kingstree Tuesdny.
Let's organize a county fair asso-
citation. No better time than right
now.
Mrs w 5 Grace, Jr, of Easton,
Md, is visiting her sister, Mrs j 5
Jennings.
WFClayton and P McNeill, Esqs,
of Florence attended court here
Monday.
Mrs A A Gamble of Greelyville
spent Monday in town with Mrs A
M Gordon.
Mrs M B Brown of Benson has
been visiting the family of her son,
Mr. John M Brown.
The Bank of Hemingway has a
change of ad in this issue, offering
assistance to farmers.
A commission was issued this
week to the Foreston Mercantile
Co, with a capital of S1,50O.
MrJC Young of Lake City was a
pleasant caller at The Record office
yesterday while in our town.
Messrs Beatty & Siau, contractors,
of Georgetown have an advertise
ment in this issue of The Record.
There was no service at the Epis-
cooal church last Sunday, owing to
the indisposition of Rev DR. Wilson.
MrCJ Rollins, of the Farmers &
Merchants Bank of Johnsonville, was
in Kingstree Monday attending
court.
The Kingstree Dry Goods Co in
vite their friends and patrons to
their millinery opening on March l9
and 20.
The Kingstree Social club has
postponed its dance, which was to
have taken place on March "a, to a
later date.
Mr. and Mrs S K Brockington and
SIX, Jr,of Florence spent the week
end with Mrs Brockington's parents,
Mr. and Mrs A M Gordon.
Mrs A NJ Gordon returned from
Riverside infrmary, Charleston, last
week, her condition not being much
improved, we regret to learn.
Miss Mary Gordon, of Winthrop
college, spent last week in town with
her parents, instead of going to Wash
ington to the Inauguration ceremon-
les.
Mr. P S Courtney is receiving con-
gratulations from his many friends
this week upon the arrival of fine
eleven-pound baby boy at his home
Friday night.
The Kennedy Millinery Co have
an attractive ad in this paper an
nouncing their spring and summer
opening on Wednesday and Thurs
day of next week.
There could be no better way of
advertising Williamsburg county and
its commercial value than by holding
an annual county fair for the exhib-
it of our products.
Miss Mabel Ridenour of Pennsyl-
vania arrived in Kingstree Sunday.
She will have charge of the milli-
merry department of the Kingstree
Dry Goods Co during the season.
The co-partnership, forming the
Williamsburg Realty Co, R H Pitt
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13

WOODS GARDEN SEEDS-New
seeds just in at Scott's Drug Store.
1-23-tf.
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WANTED-5OO bushels of COW peas;
highest market price will be paid for
same. W I WILKINS,
2-N-tf Kingstree, S G.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13

For SALE-15 S C Brown Leghorn
eggs for $l.00, or will exchange for
common eggs at the rate of 4 for /.
2-274t w N JACOBS.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13

For RENT-Five Rooms, apply to DR.
R J McCabe. 2-6-tf
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13

For SALE-Some choice S c Rhode
Island Red cockerels S1.50 each, pullets
81 each. Eggs for setting 81 for Is.
2-20-4t. B CLARKSoN,
Gourdin, S G.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13

WANTED-A position as book-keeper;
am also able to handle the adding ma
chine. Good references furnished. Ap-
ply TO l. SMITH,
2-13-ltp Morrlsvllle, y.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13

WANTED-Two or three regular board
ers. Nice rooms, good fare.
MRS H A MILLER,
3-13-2t Kingstree, S c.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13

WANTED-Orders for fine frost-proof
Cabbage Plants at Sl.25 per 1000, all
varieties; cheaper in larger lots. Sat-
isfaction guaranteed. F S CANNON,
l1-28-t3-30-13 Meggetts. S c.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13
or Weakness and Loss of Appetite

The Old Standard general Strengthening tonic,
GROVES TASTELESSc chill TONIC, drives out
Malaria and builds up the system. true tonic
and sure Appetizes. For adults and children. 6oc.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13
Value Of a Bank Account.


GA bank account with this strong, con-
servative institution is worth a great
deal to you in convenience and security.
1t leads to many privileges and broader
business relations, to ask and receive
advice and to use our facilities,
GIt is not necessary that you should
come to the bank in person if you desire
to open an account. Your deposits can
be sent by mail with your name and ad-
dress, or by some other person, and the
deposits promptly acknowledged, send
ing you either pass book or state
ment of the account at the close OF each
month, as desired.
owe make it point that every busl.
ness transaction with our patrons shall
be satisfactory. We want each one to
feel that they are free to come to US IN
all matters where our experience ana
advice will be of value and assistance.
You can also be sure that every business
transaction passing through our hands
is held in strict confidence.
CIf you have had no business with TINS
bank we feel confident that you will
appreciate the service we can render.
BANK OF WILLIAMSBURG
KINGSTREE, 5. G.
CIV SToLL, Pres. F RHEM, VP.
E EPPS, CIV BOSWELL,
Cashier. Asst Cashier.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13

Joseph Kinds and French Dennis
won the prize for the highest aver
age.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1913-03-13

DeT VI years.
The following were among those
from distance who attended the
funeral of Mrs Mary F Jacobs Sun
day: DR. N G Gewinner and son, Mr.
Holt Gewinner, Mr. Ed G Jacobs, of
Macon, Ga; Mrs Bernard Jacobs and
son, Mr. Charles Jacobs, of Savan-
nah, Ga; Mr. and Mrs Sigmund Phil
lips, of Charleston; Mrs w S Lynch,
Scranton; Mrs H G Askins, Lake
City; DR. R Claude McCabe, Fayette-
vile, N c.
Mr. C Patrick, uncle Of our towns
men, Messrs B F and O H Patrick,
died at his home in Charleston yes
terday afternoon at 2 o'clock. He
was II years of age and had been
employed in the U S postal service
in that city for 20 odd years. Mr.
Patrick was charter member of
the first Pythian lodge established in
South Carolina. Mr. o H Patrick is
in attendance upon the funeral in
Charleston today.
Representative o M Mitchell, of
the Georgetown delegation to the
General Assembly of South Carolina,
was in the city on Monday, accom-.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-07-12
COUNCIL IS UNABLE TO GET
TOGETHER ON TURF QUESTION

branch ]non-concu with the Second
III" motion carrying. 6 10 g. Beiswin2
-. Conrad. Haberstick. MCKoeWu.
filll"r. OTTO. Ruttcr. Ri'tsr aur Seid-
Ter voted To- ~uon-coucur while Green.
k'nucy. Necrail. Sweeney. Naas and
\ol'" favored the action Of tho See.
ouj branch.
Bucket Shop License Increased.
Capt. OTTO then ,ntrr,,. AN amend
m"ut % assess al persons operating
bucket shops a license OF $500. stat
lHE Z. a. Tor several years pa~t many
shops hav" been conducted in the city.
N" operators paving a license Of $500
30 DO" STATE aud 'hcu. hy swearing that
they conduct brokerage OFFICES. only
pay $50 -o the city. According 20 his
amendment all persons who lay q
lic. use of $500 20 tho state for CON
Quoting q buckle; shop must paw Tho
SAM" 10 10" CITY. The amend
mcut was passed by a vote OF n 10 .
in Tie First branch. OulS H~abor-'icl
and Syidler voting no.
1h" amendment of CAPT. otto was
then taken 20 IN" Second branch.
where. upon tho motion of Butts. -
Vt- passed unanimously Tauey th.n
moved 10 strike out the Eutts hand
u."h amendment. aIloNIl- tho CON.
.a.0 ,nc witness ON" half Of tho fine
recovered from fhr Dr. uIrr. and The
motion carried. j. - o. Tn. Eccrs.
60, ordinance. minus mo IItt, am"na.
mrrf. na- then passed i'm mo Second
branch hv a nfc a. "a 10 8 only Har
MOTT. Dri-coli. Hahue aud Ri.st-r
voting ro
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-07-12
OFFICIALS OF PLANT SAY THAT
NINE MILLS WERE m OPER-
ALTON YESTERDAY.
Amsissmsted Organizer Accuses
Chamber Of Commerce Of TAX
Ing Side@ko Delay In Work

Az the Office of the Pope tin plant
Friday they stated that nine mills
were In operation. The Cold mills
were running. also the ~anncallng de-
partment. n they were nearly run
ming full In other departments. Mat
tiers otherwise appeared 10 be quiet.
The MANAGEMENT of the mill denies
that the shooting Wednesday night
was begun from their grounds. They
say that that after a thorough investi-
cation they made the statement that
the first shots came from the outside
and that these shots were answered,
but that in their opinion neither the
shots from the outside nor the inside
Were fired to injure. The fact. how
ever. remains that some OF the shots
were aimed very low. The manage
ment further declares that there
will be no shots fired from the mill
unless to protect their property and
men.
Harry Grifiths. an Amalgamated
organizer. in a signed article. today
claims the Chamber OF Commerce is
taking sides where II claims not TO be
on tho strike matter.
He says the police are satisfied that
the strikers are keeping the peace.
why does not the Chamber Of Com
mcrce taxi" up the question OF disor-
der from the other side and stop the
reckless shooting by tho guards at
Night: why not stop them coming out
among the people carrying revOlvers
around with them. trying by various
means 20 create disorder so that they
can put this county 10 heavy loss
1900 Meo worLfpd
4 visit tn the Philips Sheet and
Tin Plate Co. plant NJ Wcirton. W.
Va. on Friday. showed that hive 81
industry runinr full with 800 hands
busy. 4 broken roI. ncccssitating a
new roll. caused a short delay OF one
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-07-12
WAS QUIET DAY IN
POPE TIN MILL STRIKE

mill this morning. In the tin house
n furnace pot was put In operation
u TO a change In an order OF tin
neeued. All other departments were
working fun and there was no evil
dence Of labor trouble at the mill.
c. ". Erdman escorted a re-
porter through the plant TO n that
a portion Of the mill was not shut
down FOR good as has been claimed.
The mill reports for days back were
shown to prove that there has been
no shut down due 10 labor trouble.
Wednesdays sheet showed three
fourths OF a turn OF one mill of on
one turn OF the 20 mills, due TO n
spoiled roll. the breaking OF a roll
and due To temporary lack Of cleo
trio power. Another days report
showed two hours lost due 10
change OF stack in the character OF
tin 10 be made.
on the Sunday night start. follow
ing the Fourth shut Gown there was
only one-eighth OF n turn of. which
IL operating unusually full.
have been accomplished
since the big slip I'm March. when
practically a whole hillside Slid down
on their boiler department. and cleo
trio power house.
Two steam shovels have been at
work ever since. nivht and day. NOV
inS millions ~ tons Of earth and they
still have lots to move yet. Only one
out OF their original battery Of elev-
en- boilers was not wrecked and still
stands.
Since then they have ~excavated and
put IN concrete foundations for larg-
or power plants ~ greater capacity.
Their-new electric power house has
a capacity OF 1850 kilowa's. They
have a 1000 horse power steam en-
gin plant for their hot mills.
Thor boiler units now consists Of
six 1000 horse power boilers and
thcy have provided to double the
units for their proposed new sheet
mill addition Of ten mills.
Weirton is a busy place with new
houses M business LloCAs building
on all sides and further Industries
and building projected.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-07-12
NUAL OUTING
faodern Wocdwcn - America 81 This
District VIII Hold Mammoth
Picnic az Phillips Grove.

The annual QUITTING % Tho W.'f Run
Modern Wooim.n of America viii BE-
bold t"ilr 100 f'h.lre Grove THE
a"f mot moan ihaf only members Of
o. above camp will r- present. a.
p'HrIr from 1I over fhc district arc
expected f1 %" There This affair va
'i Hi."uf t.u year. acp and
sir." fN1f tirl~ % t1r GROWN from n
n..r picnic tn fhn proportions ~ n
count, f.ir Tt..r WHY o. an kinds
oft rrir". hm"u' served uu mo grounds
Hfl OH e. COUPLED vIfI some rf tho
b..f trr ters tu fha .'1t.. vII make
mo- T l'I.. to De- enjoyed ht Lr differ
''' persons vr- VIII o. prevent
o. OBJ" usual order Is tcrf up thcro
$3.50 he 90 beast two or three thousand
people ou tuo ground Co enjoy the
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-07-12

many ct"nfs that WIZ Dr. s'agsd.
The feature OF tho day viii 10 m.
speakers. who ar. made up Of tho shin
inr hrhts n ITO state They viii in.
Guide Hon = * paret. state Auditor
Ihomas HODGES President ~ the state
university ~ Moreau'own. Hon. G. D..
artisan. Prosecuting Attorney ! n.
Iarri0tt Commissioner ~ Agriculture
~. D. Williams and ofhors
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-07-12
MEETING LAST NIGHT FAILED TO
PRODUCE ANY CHANGE IN
STAND OF MEMBERS.
Motion to Tar Bucket Shop Proprie-
tors $500 Passeo-Efort 20 Place
High License on Electric
Pianos Failed.

Council has asa!n mot and adjourn
ed. nothing has been accomplished
and The city Is stil without a license
tax ordnance. Many Times last night
aid the Second branch vote to assess
thc Turf Exchange a 100000 tax and
just as often did "a" majority o; tho
First branch n]oucoucur with the Sec
Oud. thereby holding at a standstil
all municipal affairs. Members Of
the second branch who have voted
30 consistently against tho Turf Tx
change during The many special meet
incs should Do" e~NOn-ratcd az all
hIam" for m" passage os Tho Ii
ems" ordinance. a- they have simply
acted a. men and done what they
tool oath "a do when sworn into
orice. act for the welfare OF the
city
No chance ~ a settlement g., nov
in slaht as 'Ae second branch la
really EOL" out ON 90 STRIKE" ~ The.
clos" OF m" meeting last uIcht. after
tho prt.fafD" as .--Iul fHr Turf IA
chang" 10 Sfo".0Uo tax bad been pas
90 t"ic" by th" SECOND and a. cff.u
returned JOS fh" First. - v1- ordered
Joy an unanimous vof" iu o.. second
branch thrt Mayor Kirl o.. not. Hc.
That g. Sfll D. u-uuecc--lrv to call
% more special m-otlnrs ~ ,puu
c1l For some fiu" rI.' rh" mdilrif.
of DO" members o.. fI- Second branch
1ar" nov favored attending spcrfi.
W"'f a- fn.t have ACCOMPLISHED
'n"ir 1%urI"s" AVID till-1 no. Tu- g.,
'hftf" Now they have given 'f.
mayor their ulumltsm so NOR.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-08-12
Feet In Chicago.

The modern Cinderella has been
found, and of all places, too, i'll
Chicago, the city famed for big
feet.
An assertion from Washington
that Mrs. Philander c. Knox has
the smallest foot in the capital
caused the Chicago search. The re-
suit is that two Chicago women
have been located who have smaller
feet than Mrs. Knox.
They are Mrs. Henry Woods, and
Miss Anita Blair, daughter of Hen
ry A. Blair, a traction magnate,
both we'll known in social circles.
Mrs. Knox wears a No. l IA last;
Mss Blair wears No. II chlld's
size, AAA last, and Mrs. Woods
wears the same size on a last.
The triple A last is the narrow
est over which shoes are made. Mrs.
Woods shoes are trifle large, but
she says she prefers them that way.
Mrs. Woods, formerly Miss Mabel
Donnelly, said
ct is to my mother that l owe
my present absolute freedom from
any of the average foot worries.
My feet today are as healthy and
smooth as they were when 1 was a
baby Added to that 1 have spe-
cial lasts made, for l cannot get
shoe to fit in Chicago or New
York 1 wear a boys size 13 as
house shoe.
Il dance but in moderation, for
dancing makes the foot larger. l
never wear pumps for the same
reason, but wear oXfords winter as
we'll as summer
Last week another Chicago wo-
man, Miss Clara c. Houston, of
311O Vernon avenue, was credited
in New York with having the most
perfect foot in America Chicago
Correspondent Philadelphia North
American.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-08-12
Communication.
To The Health Officer and Com

To The Health Officer and Com
missioners of Cambridge:
A great deal has been said and
done in this beautiful town of ours
to eliminate the dreaded disease, ty-
phoid fever. The water has been
analysed, the milk and cream test
ed, but the germ-breeding, disease
spreading, fly-drawing garbage can
is allowed to stand for days at
time, unemptied and neglected, emit
ting odors that are sickening, to
say nothing of the unhealthy condl-
lions which such neglected refuse
is by nature bound to cause.
Twice a week is not sufficient to
have the carts haul away this waste,
especially during the summer mon
tbs. From Monday until Friday are
these cans allowed to sit, UNI
emptied. If the parties in power
have overlooked these conditions, it
will only be necessary for them to
leave their smelling salts bottles at
home any evening other than Mon
day and Friday, and walk a few
blocks up any street where the lots
are of a reasonable depth, to be
thoroughly convinced that it is high
time something was done.
Now, gentlemen, don't sit by
and see this dreaded and deadly
through an entirely neglected open
ing, while all the other doorways
are being so diligently watched by
you. Citizen.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-08-12
OPERETTA FOR movies"
Score Will be Played by an Or'iics-
ira in High-Iriced Theatres.

Still another phase of the NOV
ing picture development is sugges-
ted by the announcement OF an
operetta that has been written ex-
clusively for film production.
While no name is contained IN
the dispatches, it is not altogether
surprising to learn that its COM
poser is one of the young Viennese
writers. He has produced a serl-
GUS and consecutive work in which
the characters will not be heard,
although they will naturally be
seen most distinctly. 1t will be
something like a symphonic poem
In Its effect
The entire score will be played
by an orchestra-this, of course,in
the higher priced theatres-whil
the story will be enacted on the
films. In the peoples theatres, "
so called, the score will be played
on the piano.
: s'This will be the first instance,
comments the New York Sun, "of
an operetta composed exclusively
for the film playhouse. When there
is more complete accord between
voice and action in the picture than
there is at the present it maybe
that scores written for these thea
tres will be sung by the actors or
seem to be sung by them.
Experimentation has not yet
reached a sufficient degree of fin
ish for such results. 1t is. not re-
GREETED, perhaps, so much as 1t
might be were not the sense of
sight in the theatre much more
important today than the sense of
hearing"
One rather fancies that a comic
opera or a musical comedy on the
films would be a most delightful
way of hearing work of this char
acter. There would be this advan-
tage:
One. would hear all the beautiful
music played by the orchestra =
there are apparently many moving
picture theatres abroad with or
chestras, although this point is not
quite clear-and one would see
the story unfold upon the screen,
yet one would not be obliged to
listen to the silly inanities of the
Hbretto nor to the heartrending
Jokes of the alleged comedians.