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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
Rivers in New York.
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NEW YORK, Jan. 3.-Fight fans
here were inspecting Joe Rivers, the
California lightweight, today. He has
just arrived here to train for his bout
with Leach Cross. He started in with
an exhibition of rapid fire lightning
fast training at Woodlawn inn, where
many fans went today to see him In
action
Rivers has been known here as a
Mexican, but one Of the first an
nouncements he made upon his arriv-
al was the following:
Il am not Mexican. | am as GOOD
an American as George M. Cohan. My
ancestors were Spanish, not Mexican,
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CHICAGO Near Lead.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service.l
CHICAGO. Jan. 3.-Chicago ana
Pittsburgh will battle for first place
in the three-cushion tournamen. Of
the National Billiard League tonight
when Jimmy Shea OF Chicago meets
Charles McCourt Of Pittsburgh.
Chicago crept up to within one
game of the lead last night when
Stanley Kandul, OF the Windy City
team. defeated Charles McConrt. so 70
AZ, in 70 innings.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
New York cannerIes.

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WASHINGTON, Jan. Chairman
Henry of Inc house rules committee
today fixed the date of January IL for
a hearing on the resolution introduced
by representative Allen, of Ohio. call
ing for an investigation into condi-
tons in the canning industry in New
York state. Mary BOYLE O'Reilly, who
investigated the canneries, with other
witnesses, will appear before the com
mittee.
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MccartY,s Wife.

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LOS ANGELES, Jan. 3.---As a New
Years present, Luther McCarty's wife
at Moorhead, Mimi, will receive a
fair share of the money her husband
earned by his victory over AL Palzer.
Il doubt very much, however" said
Mccartney, manager Of Luther, ''if
she will come to California. We ex-
pect to leave here soon on a theatrical
tour.
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Parrot Swallowed Diamond.

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NEW YORK, Jan. 3.--Olga Petrova
Russian singer and dancer, and Bar
tholdi, the bird trainer rival acts on
la vaudeville bill at local theatre,
will go into a civil court today to de-
eide which is the more valable, Bar
tholdi's $1,000 trick parrot or Miss
Petrova's $500 diamond, now reposing
in the birds thorax. The parrot nip
ped the diamond out of the dancers
ring. She wants the bird opened
and Bartholdi protests that the fowl
is worth more than the diamond.
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Sporting Views
one Andrews Doesnv Tell.
b the Editor

One Andrews Doesn't Tell.
Sporting News: Jay Andrews has
told with some gusto how he gave
Smoky Joe Wood start, but there is
one story about Andrews sending
pitcher to the big leagues in which he
does not go into details. However, he
doesn't deny when others tell 1t on
him. The story concerns the inside"
OF his sale OF Eugene Moore to Pitts
burgh. Moore is the same pitcher who
came back" with Galveston this year
SO we'll that he was sold in Cincinnati
but he failed to keep coming in his
trial with the Reds and was returned
to the Texas Club. But that is an
other story This one concerns the
sale Of Moore to Pittsburgh several
years before.
When Jay was managing the Okla
homa City team of the Texas League,
and his team was right up in the run
ming with splendid chance to grab
the flag. Houston was leading and
there was a long streak OF daylight
between these two clubs and the other
six in the league.
On the Dallas club was pitcher who
was a holy terror to the Oklahoma
City Club. His name was Eugene
Moore, and he used to NOW these
Oklahoma City batters down like Wal
ter Johnson would bunch OF kid
leaguers. He had licked the Nets
that was the appellation Of the Okla
homa City bunch-every time he had
faced them, and that was pretty Of
ten, for the Dallas pitching staff was
rather limited.
After Moore had shut out the Okla
lioma team with a dinky scratch hit
one day, Jay got desperate. If his
team was to win the pennant he
would have to get that fellow Moore
out of the league some way, for Okla
homa City. still had a string of games
to play with Dallas Now Dallas
couldn't possibly win the pennant, so
happy thought occurred to Jay. He
had commission from the Pittsburgh
Club to act as scout, and was expect
| ed to tip off the Pirate management
to any promising players he might
find. So the day after the game Jay
wired Fred Clarke that he had uncov-
cred wonder, a man who would
make RUDE Waddell look like a rheu-
matte bnsher. Clarke wired back to
I Jay to get him an offer for the man
right away. Jay did, and he did it in
I a hurry, too. Before the night was ov-
FER, by dint of some real burning OF
the wires, Jay had engineered the sale
| OF Moore to Pittsburgh, for $4,000.
and there was a specification for inn
mediate delivery in the deal, too.
/ Moore was a big, husky youngster
about as rough as they make minor
lleaguers, and Jay didn't have the
faintest idea the chap would stick in
the big league company. That didn't
matter to him. He'd got his particu.
| lar hoodoo out of the league and his
team proceeded to clean up Dallas in
the remaining games. But 1t couldn't
win the pennant, Houston grabbed II
by a couple Of games.
OF course, Moore didn't make good
! he was too green. Pittsburgh shipped
] him to indianapolis and even the Asso
citation company was too fast for him
Eventually he drifted back to the
| Texas League. got the needed expert
ence and with the Galveston team this
season proved real star.
4 1t might be added that Pittsburgh
4 the next season did not convey .
scouts commission to DR.. Jay An
4 drews.
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and don't see where come off to be
called Mexican
Ritchie Turns Down Packey.

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CHICAGO, Jan. 3-Packey McFar-
lands terms for a fight have been
turned down by Willie Richie. and
there seems 70 be no chance that the
two lightweights will come together
Mcfarland offered to make 1876
pounds four hours before the fight,
but Richie insists on 1873 pounds.
Mcfarland has been matched to
meet Frank Whitney in Omaha Janu.
airy II.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03

scalps of the Giants, who defeated
the Pirates. On the other hand, the
Pirates with nothing to lose and a
chance to beat the worlds champions,
would be in the most desirable pos
sible position. So far no local ex-
perts have been able to figure out
what McAleer expects to gain by the
move.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
Can't FIGURE Il Out.

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NEW YORK, Jan. Baseball men
here were interested today in the
fact that Jimmy McAleer wants his
Boston champions to play series
with the Pirates. 1t is pointed out
that the champions stand to gain
nothing. as they already have the
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
win ccntes. Election.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service. /
SPRINGFIELD, ILL.,, Jan. 3.-Wil-
nam Brown, republican, has filed no
uce OF contest against George w. Har-
rs progressive, for the seat in the
senate from the sixth senatorial dis
lfic', Chicago. Brown claims that
Harris has not lived in the state the
constitutional period.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
De Palma VIII Quit.

MILWAUKEE,, Wis, Jan. 3. THAT
Ralph De Palma, winner of the 1912
Vanderbilt cup. has retired from the
racing game was the word reaching
here today. DePalma has not fully re-
covered from the injuries he sustain
ed in the collision with Caleb Bragg
here, and he doubts his ability to
come back as driver. He will en-
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
Pole Matched With Cutler.

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CHICAGO, Jan. S.--Zbyszko, the
Polish wrestler. will give Charley
Cutler OF this city, return match
at the Globe Theater here January IS.
Cutler challenged zbyszko on inc
claim that he lost the Boston matcs
on foul. The Pole hit him in the
face, he claimed. and he was dazeu.
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ter the automobile business in Ell
Paso, Texas. it is said.
Redmond and yelling.

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MILWAUKEE, Wis, Jan. SACK
Redmond, Of Milwaukee, and Joe Well
ing of Chicago, have signed up for a
scheduled 1O-round bout before the
South Side Athletic Club here January
Is.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
Alike the World Over.

Kansas City Star: The Paris dis
patch announcing the presidential
candidacy of M. Poincare says that
he has yielded to the insistance OF
friends" That's what politicians do
all over the world.
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A n II w

heokuk lodge, No. 256, meets every
Thursday night at 1880 o'clock at hall
over Keokuk Savings bank, corner
Fifth and Main streets. Visiting
brethren cordially invited. A. l.. Laub
erShemer, M. W.: A. e. Moore. re-
corder.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03

FRATERNAl ORDER OF EAGLES
neosuk Aerie, 40. 6sS. meets first
and third Wednesday, of each month
at Eagles hall, 52s Main street. Visit.
ing brothers cordially invited. Phil
Chaser, w. President; c. A. Moss
secretary.
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/. B. q. w

Local No. 42o I. B. Z. w. meets first
Tuesday and third "Wednesday at 500
O'Clock at Trades and Labor Assembly
hall, Tenth and Johnson streets. Visit.
ing brothers cordially invited. &c. II
Shilling. F. s.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03

KNIGHTS AND LADIES OF SECUR.
ITY, KEoKUK COUNCIL. NO. 1ot9.
meets the first and third Monday OF
each month at A. O. U. w. hall, at
Is O'Clock. O. w Rowe. president
Ernest Best. inancier; Wayne q,
Schenk, secretary.
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wooDMEN OF THE WORLD.

Gate City camp No 81, Woodmen OF
the World. meets second and fourth
Thursdays Of each month at Hawkes.
hall, corner Eighth and Main streets.
Visiting sovereigns cordially invited.
Albert Kiefer consul commander: A..
j Anderson. clerk.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
ROYAL ARcANUM.

Keokuk Council No. 53e meets .sst
and third Friday each month. Hawkes.
hall, Eighth and Main. Visiting
brethren fraternally invited to attend.
C. M. Vogler, regen-; =. l. Annable,
secretary.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
A. o H

Hall No. 2s North Sixth street,
meets the first and thiro Thursdays
q each month. Visiting L-others vel.
come. Jas. Fallon, president; Ed. G..
Vaughan, secretary.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
LOYAL ORDER oF MOOSE.

Keokuk Lodge, No. 7o4, meets every
Tuesday night at s p. m. in Moose
hall corner OF Sixth and Main. Visit.
ing brothers cordially invited Ed. G..
Vaughan, dictator. Roy NJ. Martin.
secretary.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
K. OF P.

Morning Star lodge No. S. meets
at Fifth and Blondeau, K. of P. build.
Ing, Tuesday a 1870 John P. Johnson,
chancellor commander; Robert Ulrich,
X. of R. and S. Visiting Knights
fraterna1ly invites.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03
FRATERNAL CARDS
MASONIC.

Hardin Lodge NO. 20, holds its regu,
lar monthly meeting the second Mon
dag evening of each month.
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3. p O. Er.KS.

B. P. o. ELKS.
Keokuk lodge, No. LOG, meeta first
and third Thursday nights at Elks'
hall Sixth ard Blondeau streets. Club
rooms open daily. Visiting brethren
cordially invited. r. G. Smith. z. r.;
Lsrcy j. Wolf, secretary.
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MODERN WOoDMEN OF AMERICA.
GIBBONS HALL.
1,eokuk Camp No. s22. meets every
Wednesday e.ening at 1880 p. m. Our
latch string is out to neighbors. G. B.
Lake, v. c.; J. A. Pollard, clerk.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03

Herman lodge No. 116 Germany.
meets regularly every Wednesday
evening at o'clock. Henry Peters,
". g.; Albert Kiefer. recording secre.
tary.
Puchechetuck Encampment. No. 4
meets first and third Thursday even.
in.,s OF each month. VIM. c. Kun.
mer, scribe.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1913-01-03

Puckechetuck lodge No. 43, meets
every Friday evening IT o'clock
John Aiken, Jr.. N. c.; George W..
Immegart, permanent secretary.
The Washington times., 1913-12-09
SPIRITUALISM

MEETINGS Monday. Wednesday. Friday. Q
d m sharp; q message to each. daily read
tngs Mrs. J. E. Maltby, So7 Mt. Vernon pl
The Washington times., 1913-12-09
FOR RENT-STABLES

I0-STALL stable. with water and sewer: In
SIT. alley. New York ave, y rupito!
anL n sts. For information. apply To TIOS
IL. MELTON. llth and II st=. n. W.
The Washington times., 1913-12-09

WANTED in northwest section Of city,
5-r0Orn apartment: moderate price: first or
second floor preferred. BOX 90, Times Of
The Washington times., 1913-12-09
Deatha,

Dora L. Weismiller, 81 years. lo2 Fifth
street northeast
Michael Bender, 81 years, Government
Hospital for the Insane.
Delvia Fisher, 2 years, Children's Hos
pital.
Harry ]. Smith. 81 years, 1870 Spring
road northwest @
George A. Lamphear. "a years, National
Homeopathic Hospital.
James A. Cooper. S. years, 131 A street
northeast.
Ann McDonough, 50 years, is1 I street
northwest
Eliza T. Zimmerman, 81 years. National
Homeopathic Hospital.
Jack Hildebrand, months, Chifdren's
Hospital.
Margaret Hopkins. 81 years, 10e1 Seven
teenth street northwest
James Carter. 20 years, Georgetown
University Hospital.
John E. Hamilton, 50 or 50 years, 1877
r street northwest.
Floyd Eubanks. g years, Garfield Hos
pital.
Pauline ". Payne. 20 years, 100 Seaton
street northwest.
Joseph Williams. day, 1873 Q street
northwest
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Vital Records.
BlrthA.

John NJ. and Barbara z. williams. boy.
Harvey l. and Ella v. Richards, boy.
antonio and Gertrude v. Pedone. girl
Ferdinand and Marie Preissner, girI.
William E. and Nellie E. Lamb, boy.
John E. and Marie E. Lind, girI.
Harry r. and Eta V. Hamerdinger,
boy.
James E. and Florence NJ. Grissett.
: girl.
Aaron and Sarah Goldstein, boy.
Vernon and Frances E. Eskridge, boy.
Samuel ]. and Mary A. Dantzic, boy.
George f. and Flora c. Wallace, boy.
Ulysses G. and Matte s. Lee, boy.
Samuel NJ. and Rosetta Butter, girl
Spencer and Maude Bailey, girl
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DEATHS

HCGHES-On Monday. December s. 1915. a
M. JULIA tnec Grossl beloved wife
OF William X. Hughes. 35is Prospect ave-
northwest.
Funeral from the residence of her son-in.
law, Arch. b. Williams. 1221 Thirty-thirf
street northwest. at a. m. Thursday. De-
ceinber II. Friends and relatives invited
Interment private.
The Washington times., 1913-12-09
This is the letter that won the prize today.
Washington, D. c., Dec. 5,


The Xmas Bargain Editor.
Washington Times Washington, d. c.
Gentlemen: Satisfied and enthusiastic customers the very
foundations of the Of the H. A. Seabdge Jewelry Co., at
OOS ST H. W. found it the aim of H. A. Seabridge
Jewely Co. but satisfied customers and through
its methods of selling Jewelry of Highest quality and dealing with
each absolutely the basis of the squae dea
To this attribute the extraordinary development of the
H. A. Seabrdge Jewelry Co.'S business.
Yours, very truly,
ALBERT E. LIPPHARD
1904 E ST. S. E..
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Furnished or Unfufnished.

FOR RENT-JaHuary !, 1912. house. ~ rooms:
built for owner. HHfurnishCd o. partly fur
nished; :; rooms already reHI'I; references
exchanged. t'all rs Westminster u. NV,
or phone North SS3-M.
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FLOOR OILS

c. T. HUNTERS SANITARY DUST-KILL-
ING FLOOR OIL. contains olium and wax
keeps the floors clean and bright and gives
them a polished finish. Good for your furni-
ture Try it, soc gal, delivered Used by the
u. s. Govt and over 1o.ee families for the
LAST sS years. lis Pa. ave. N. W. N. Sass
The Washington times., 1913-12-09
Marriage Licenses.

Richard w. Stewart and Edith v. Bing-
ley, of Dash, Va.
John Z. Newton, OF Culpeper, Va, and
Joseph v. Mcdonnell, OF Fredericks-
burg, Va
Henry A.. Ross ard Mamie Washington.
OF Washington.
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ISIS L STREET NoRTHwEsT

3Ol ST nw.. H..SlOJv IL U e.. Ana
al Bland al. nw.' ID. G. 7r........ 10ot
Ar. ............... lO0J 62I Gordon ave.
Il BIagdens al.4r. $50 ne, 6r............ So
I3 Col Terrace 20iS Hinton ct.
NV. 4T.......-.- $50 NV. At. ......... So
isl 10th ne. A.. S.JJ Gordon ave. ne.
l240 KnowltOn CT. 3r. ............... $50
sW., 4r......-.... so 1923 18th ne. Ar. 1.Jt
Rear 81 B ne. ir ~ i2s Seaton ST. ne,
n5 Pleasant alley 2r. ............... 7.5C
sw.. 4r........... 10 IS Francis st.
Brainard NV, ar. l5 Se. 4r.........-... 6.JC
STORIES.
i5G3 " Cap. st. $50 5I7 18th ne. Gr.... 20 u
AL Neal pl. NV. l3IS 9:h NV. IT.. - u
5r. .............. - 20 IG9t 8th 6r.... 10 =
600 Ga. NV. p. 20 1850 l. NV. IT,. l. u
4GZ llth II. sw.- 2r. 81. cGl
Il :. CAYWoOD. ai5 n. Y. ave. N W
PHONE II no.
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WANTED-ROUSES

] HAVE several thousand dollars which !
desire TO invest in small properties. WIN
pay spot cash. Give price. location and all
particulars. 4. c, BENZLER. ll5Q N II,
ave. y. W. !
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-05-27

An extraordinary illustration Of the
almost imperishable nature Of Wash
ington's red cedar IL furnished In some
shingles recently cut In Washington
mill and sent east for exhibition pur.
poses. Those shingles were cut from
Z moss covered cedar log lying on the
ground and which had growing over
It another cedar tree, the roots Of
which encircled the fallen log. The
growing tree had 750 rings, which in
dicate. according to the accepted theo.
~, that It was 150>years old. Yet Its
growth started after the tree from
which the shingles were cut hnd fallen
10 the ground. Here was cedar log.
fallen and lifeless. which had lain ex.
posed to the weather for not less than
75O years and yet was free from rot
to the extent that merchantable shin.
giles could be sawed from it.-Seattle
Post. st.lntelligencer.
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SEEK FEDERAL INQUIRY
INTO PATERSON STRIKE
Blyveod Urges Strikers 10 Re-
turn 10 Picket Lines.

Paterson, N. j., May 26. - Fifteen
thousand strikers and strike sympa.
thisers elbowed one another In the
open at Haledon. near this city, while
the ]. w. W. agitators' repeated their
advice to keep on the picket line.
William Haywood said the great gath.
eripg before him was splendid an
swer 10 the newspapers which have
said that the strike 10 going to pieces.
He told the strikers to go on the
picket line tomorrow, in front Of the
Dig Paterson stores. with white rib
b0es In their coats to Indicate that
they stand for purity. He urged them
10 70 into the stores and walk around
but keep their hands In their pockets
without spending nickel.
Pat Quinlan announced that the ex'
ecutive committee OF the general
strike committee will meet at ] p. m
tomorrow to select q committee to &c
Washington for the purpose Of tryinE
To bring about federal investigation
.of the silk industry In Paterson.
A cOmmotion was caused at the meet
ing by the arrival in automobiles OF
60 children of strikers. bound for Eliy
abeth, to be cared for until the strike
IL over.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-05-27
buLCARIANS FIRE
UPON GREEK FLEET
Believed at Athens Former Are
itching For wal.

Athens. May 26.-Admiral Coun.
deuriotis. In command Of the Hellenic
feet, telegraphed that the cruiser
Averoff and some destroyers were
fred upon by Bulgarian batteries at
Kayala, when passing three miles
from shore. As soon az the Greek
flag was sighted the Bulgarians open.
ed fire with siege guns and three bat
teries OF small artillery. None of the
shots took effect and the Greeks did
not reply.
The incident has created very bad
impre ssion here, and II Ia believed
that Bulgaria is trying to force the
Greeks into war without formal dec
larat!on. Premier Venizelos refuses
TO regard the situation In this light,
but has made a protest to Sofia.
The situation resulting from the
clasi between the allied troops In
Macedonia is considered to be more
critical The Servians are advancing
on Perlepe and Kuprili from Monastir
and the Bulgars are concentrating at
lshtib, One movement is believed "a
be intended 10 check the other.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-05-27
EXPLOSION
Of Beer Bottle IN Play, Actor
Injured

Portage, Wis.,, May 26--Harry Sher
man, manager Of stock company
was seriously injured here last night
In the struggle scene Of a plav
Miss Florence Frey was to strike
Sherman with beer bottle.
As she was raising the missile ever
shsrman's head, the bottle exploded
AMI the glass penetrated Sherman s
face, nearly covering his nose. 1t was
feared he would bleed to death, ! i,
doctor in the audience stopped the
flow
Coo'ness on the part of the hoise
attendants prevented a threatened
panic and the audience retired. Sher
p.sn was taken to hospital
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1913-05-27
Student
Arrested For Raising A Money
Order

Cambridge, O., May 26--Bernard G.
Black, Brown high school junior IS
years of age. is under arrest in the
city jail on the charge of raising a
money order from 20 cents to 5000.
A. U. s. postoffice inspector arrived
Monday to take the young man to Co.
lumbus for trial. Black, 1t is claimed.
bought 20-cent money order here,
raised it to 1920 and sent 1t to Chi
cago firm for a suit Of clothes. The
order showed IL was issued for sum
less than 81 and the company put the
government men on the trail
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Not q Bit Like Cricket.

The Englishman was attending his
first ball game. He seemed very un-
easy after the NTH inning and finally
said 10 his American friend:
II say, old chap, when do they serve
the teaf'
,"rhey don't serve tea at ball
oame." laughed the American.
"No tea between inningsY' gasped
the Engllshman "rhen what's the oh,
sect Of the blooming gameT"-Cincin'
natl Enquirer.
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pr.v.,b Assinst pr.v.-b.

A wealthy lawyer and downtrod-
DEN lltigant were conversing taGethsx
The lawyer had not always been
wealthy: the client had not always
been dOwntrodden. In the elevators Of
life they had passed each other, one
going down. the other going up. says
the Cleveland Plain Dealer. And now
they were quoting proverbs at each
other,
"a fool and his money are soon part
cdr sneered the attorney.
lawyer houses are built with
fools money! came back the client.
Which showed the man who heard
this bit OF repartee the truth OF the
statement that those who live In glass
houses SHOULDN'T throw stones. A few
more might be added, but this will do
for the present