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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
In the Short Pants League
-
The Hole in Pickle
Browns Pants

The human mind. when you have
any, is a funny thing. It's worse to
set on the floor with a dune. cap
than it is to get licked where no.
body can see.
Grown folks is affected by the mind
the same as anybody else. Deacon
trioution' bon and don't try to hide 1t.
But Miss Spangler wraps her 1O-cent
piece up in a envelope. 80.
That's why 1 was hurt in the feel
ms worse than l was in the pants
yesterday when L set on a nail. Il
was mostly in my mind. but a feller's
mind can git curdled like milk. It's
an awful thing when It does.
The Methodists had a Sunday school
the bell-wether of the flock. Mebbe
he likes it. l dunno. You can't tell
a minister.
Mandy Braisted-she's the slickest
girl that ever lived in Whallonshurg
asst me to watch her mas lunch
basket. A Teller will do most anythin'
fer a girl If she crinkles up her eyes
when she asts him.
Was all alone watchin' the basket
when l felt somethin' itch. Our dog
amt had f1eas this summer. and /
couldn't think what it was. first off.
found out when I started to get up.
1t was a nail.
A minister's sons pants is most
allus kind of old and thin: Part of
mine stayed with the nail. Just then
I heard voices and set down mighty
quick. 1t was Mandy and Fatty Sam
ders and two more girls.
"Oh. Pickle Brown! Come on an
play drop the handkerchief" yells
Fat. Its a kissin' game"
Nobody wants to kiss YOU" says I.
was hopin' that bench would split.
and let me right through to Chinv.
"Ain't ne the cross old thing"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
OUTLOOK BRIGHT
FOR WISCONSIN
Football Prospects Are Far
From Gloomy in Badger
Camp at Madison.

Madison, Wis. Sept. with four
teen wearers Of the varsity letter and
a squad of nearly seventy men quite
certain to report for early fall prac-
tice. football prospects at the Univer-
sity Of Wisconsin look far from
gloomy. Coach Juneau will not have
to worry over what material he will
be able to build with. He has e
member Of the championship line
back excepting the left end and left
tackle-Captain Hoeffel and Eddie
Samp. The back field is almost wiped
out Of existence, but the reserves who
have filled in for the regulars last
have shown such ability to fill
their predecessors shoes that the
fans are not worrying in the least.
The question Of an assistant coach
to work or the line is still bothering
the authorities. Although it is quite
late in the season. the department. is
still in hopes Of securing some strong
men with much experience to handle
that end of the work. "Keg'' Driver.
former full back, will work on the
back field with Head Coach Juneau.
and 1t is expected that Thomas 3.
Jones. track coach since January L,
will assist Juneau. Jones has played
on the Springfield training teams
against the army, Yale, Harvard,
Dartmouth and Princeton. He has
coached championship high school
teams in Madison and has assisted
at the University Of Missouri.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
new YORK Gets
D0UBLE-hEADER
Defeats Boston Two Games
-::Marquard Wins; Pitch
ing Duel.

New York, Sept. I'm one Of the
most sensational pitching .duels ever
seen on the Polo grounds, New York
defeated Boston 2 to 1 in the four
teenth inning Of the afternoon game.
opposing pitchers and each man. al
lowed ten hits. Marquard. was ex-
tremely anxious to win,. al he had a
son born this morning. This made
TWO straight; New York won the NOR
ming game 8 to 2. -aa:G9 y.
Morning Game r. H. e.
New York ................. 3 I /
Ten innings.
Demaree and Meyers: Hess and
| Whaling.
Afternoon Game r. H. E..
Sow W.; u !
and Meyers. II innings.
Gather Breaks Leg.
first game Of the doubie-headero with
st. Louis 2 to 1. and the; second wame
when Umpire Rigler in the eighth Ia
ming. said it was too dark To- play, the:
score was 2 to 2.
In the second game Gather in slid
ing into second base, broke his right
leg just above the ankle and was car
ried off the field.
First Game r. H. E..
Chicago 2 8 o
! st. Louis 6 O
Cheney and Archer; Sallee and
Ringold.
Second Game R. H. E.
Chicago ................... 2 6 3
st. Louis 2 8 D
Pierce and Archer: Doak and Hill
debrand. (Called at the end Of the
eighth; darkness.) -
Phillies Get Two.
| Brooklyn, Sept. 2.-Hans Lobert
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pionship for the first time last year
no victory was more popular.
Maurice Evans Mclaughlin was
born In Carson City. New, on Jan. z,
$780,. After a short residence there
the family moved to Philadelphia;
where the elder Mclaughlin was. SUI
perintendent Of the United States
Mint. 1t was only for a short time.
however. before the McLoughlins
moved again. This time to San Fran
cisco. his present home. Young Maui
rice attended the Croker Grammar
School and the Lowell High School.
where he learned tennis-and also a
few lessons. He did so well with his
studies-of tennis-that he soon was
one Of the stars at the g Of seven
teen. and his ability shone as loud as
did his hair on Chose old courts In
the Golden Gate Park. -
. At nineteen he was sent with NJ. H.
LonE. to Australia on his first. quest
Of the Davis Cup. which he played so
important a part in lifting this year.
On his return he entered the real es-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
HARTFORD MEET
IS USAERED N
First Day Of Grand Circuit
Races Provide Interest
ing Card.

Hartford. Conn.,. Sept. with
clear. skies. q fast track and. a holi-
day crowd Of more than 10000. this
Grand Circuit races at Charter Oak
Park were ushered in yesterday with
some fast racing and exciting finishes
and featured by the fastest trot of the
season. :
Braden Direct set the new seasons
record of the first heat of the free
for-all pace when he stepped the
mile in 2:02 Ia, and in the third
heat this time was equalled when
Earl -Jr.. came through a winner and
took first money: Tenara. the q
that has been the sensation Of the
season. couped her fourth big race
when she lied the field in the historic
Charter Oak race, purse $1,000. in
straight heats. In the 1924 trot, Nc
Donald drove ~Allerworthy through in
easy fashion, - -. - a.r.s
was the free-for-all pace. this being
the only race with divided heat WIN
ners: In the first heat Eagan sent
Braden Direct to the front and held
the lead all the way. Earl Jr.. not
being able to respond. In the second
heat Earl Jr: shot into the lead with
place. Walter Cochato being the CON.
tender until just, before the three
quarters heat. when Eagan sent Bra
den Direct up into second place. but
could not reach Earl Jr. Malloy got
Earl Jr. away ahead Of Braden Dr.
rect in the third heat and was forced
to step in time equal. to that made
by Eagan's horse In the first heat in
order to keep Braden Direct in the
ear, and Earl Jr. won by: less than.
tanced. First and fourth money went
to. Earl Jr.
The bay mar Tenara. had too
much for the rest Of the field in the
field in the Charter Oak stake and
while she started well behind in the
nrst and third heats, she wal able to
come through, in. the stretch and pass
all In front of her. Bright Ailer-
worthy, led the way In the first heat
to the three-quarter mark, and then
broke. Judson Girl showing in front,
e out c Tsnara, in a whipping finish pass
In the 1924. .trot, Selling. a nav,
feature in harness racing. Mcdonald
drove Allerworthy through a winner
in straight heats. neither Of the other
two entries being real ~contenders.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02

tate. business with Wickham Havens.
a large operator in San Francisco and
Oakland. Haveng is a tennis player
and knew all the promising youngsters
Of the city. He admired McLough-
Inns play years before they yer met.
and upon the two becoming acquaint-
ed a friendship sprang up that result
ed in an. offer byaHavens to take the
youth into his employ. SORT of adopt
him. as it were. and teach him the
real estate business. Since then he
has crossed the Pacific to. New Zea-
land in his second vain attempt for
the cup. as we'll as making four sue.
cessive invasions Of the east. SO. you
understand his cool and experienced
air despite his youth. 1t was this as
much as anything that won for him
over Williams. on. those beautiful turf
courts of the Casino.
As TO his other qualifications you
all know. The 'tcannon-ball. service
Of, this California. Comet was " 90
fierce ana effective. as!to cause talk OF
legislation by the unfortunate lossrs.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
Detroit LIKES
EVA C0MST0ck
Former Northern League
Slabbist Shows Goods Aft
er He Settles Down.

Detroit. Sept. Aft you prefer to
base your opinions On the actual rec
ords you won't think much of the
work of Ralph. Comstock, the Tigers
$4,000 spit ball curYer, who pitched
his American league inaugural at
Navin field recently, but sometimes 1t
Is bad to. base Judgment on figures and
in this case 1t Is such. Figures are
at times deceiving even II they do not
lie and a total of seven runs m elev-
n hits of a pitcher In eight innings
surely does not commend him very
highly. especially since his opponents
earned five Of their v tallies.
The figures have been set down, but
this official record of Comstock's work
does not give a correct line on his
ability. for in spite of the totals Com
stocks hurting was impressive and
highly promising.
Take a pitcher. working in the ma
jor leagues for the first time, and let
a team make six hits of him in the
second inning. three Of them for. ex-
ira bases, steal five bases and score
five runs. what do you think the re-
suit will be II. he is kept in the box?
In about nine cases out Of ten a club
could probably keep on scoring about
four tallies ar inning and run up a
world RECORD score. But the unusual
happened In the case Of young Com
stock. Jennings kept him in the box
and Boston could not do a thing to
his delivery the remainder Of the
game. They got their winning run in
the eighth and 1t was the -qniy~ru u
they made off him after the second.
but two errors helped Boston to that
tally and with clean fielding the
game would have gone into extra in
nings. .;41
Comstock had a spit ball and a good
one. 1t is one of the best shown by a
recruit in this league. He also has a
quick hop to his fast ball. He struck
out eight Red Sox.
What meant moe than Comstock's
spit ball and fast one was the way he
handled himself during that second
inning and through the other innings.
Not once did the recruit falter, and
while the world championships
pounding his offerings as teams will
do the best Of pitchers once III awhile,
Comstock kept his head like a tried
veteran. He continued putting every
thing he had on the ball and worked
with as much confidence and nerve as
though he had a ten run lead to work
under.
He is a promising y~oungster. this
Comstock IL.
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" FSy
He is going to take a rest now.
Maurice Mclaughlin is going home to
C~alifornia. If ever a twenty-three-
year-old boy earned a rest It is the
State. who just completed a three
months display Of the most brilliant
tennis ever e e on any court, with a
victory over Dick Williams for the
national title.
Mclaughlin is supreme. the great
est America ever saw.
He Is going back to San Francis.
CO.. where he came from, and to his
real estate business when he is rested.
We al just imagine only how short
that f1ve-day ride will seem.
The young Californian has been a
great public favorite from the first
day it got sight Of his red hair and
perpetual smile out in the sunshine OF
the Land o. Tennis-san Francisco.
His splendid, II impetuous. and dag
cling play captivated all from the
start, and when he won the cham
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
LOSSES, ALL EXPECT GIANTS
AND ATHLETICS TO STAGE BIG SERIES

scores show that sixty stick-wielders
appeared in the lineups to bat for
other players. OF these sixteen made
good with hits-thirteen with singles.
two with doubles and one with a
home run. One got a sacrifice hit and
eleven were passed. Counting the
passes as successes in the pinch-hit-
tins game nearly half Of the emer-
gency men found reward for their
trips to the plate, the figures showing
IS who got on or advanced base run
ners, as against 30 who. so far as the
box scores reveal, went out.
League Records.
The record in each league of games
played. won and lost, with runs. hits.
errors and men left on bases follows:
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
MOVIES TO BARE FAMILY WOES
Woman to Portray Domestic Troubles
as Warning to Others.

st. Louis. Sept. 2.-In the desire to
warn young persons contemplating
matrimony Mrs. Matilda Good will
spread broadcast on the movies"
Mrs. Good and her son, John, have
just entered suits for divorce, the son
alleging a quarrelsome wife, while his
mother says his father was cruel to
her.
The pictures would benefit many
young people who intend marrying
against their parents Wishes" Mrs.
Matilda Good explained. MY mother
warned me against my marriage, and
neither Of us listened to the advice
given US. Now we regret the steps,"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
LOVEJOY TROPHY
WON BY ]. II. BATTEN

The sixth, and last series in the 10,
cal golf tourney for the Lovejoy
trophy. vas played yesterday. J. n.
Batten won the tourney and the
trophy, finishing the course with a
mark OF So. Following are the results
of Yesterdays NAV.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
Maps Get pouble.header.

Cleveland. Sept. 2.-Cleveland won
two games from Chicago. The
morning game. 6 to 2. and the after
noon game. Z to o..
The afternoon game was Cleve-
lands eighth successive and third
straight shut out, hurled by Falken-
burg. Chicago got one hit in the first
inning. and two in the third.
chicago Msss'ns s..s.:ms.::......RF:;H / E :
O'Neill. ~"
Afternoon game R. H.. E..
Snicaso >
Cleveland .....s........... Z II 1
Scott, White. Lathrope and Kunne;
Falkenburg and Carisch.
johnson Loses Another.
rally after two men were out in the.
tenth inning. enabled Philadelphia to
stave off defeat and win from Wash
tngton this afternoon, 6 to S.
The Athletics also won the morn
ing game, 4 to I. In the afternoon
Washington scored in the tenth on
Mtlah's double. q1hdil's sacrifice and
Morgan's single. walter Johnson dis
posed of the home teams first two
UotSA1Cu III luO TtcHIH anu lncn Il.
Murphy singled and scored on Old
rings double. The latter crossed the
plate with the winning tally on Col
Inns single.
Morning game r.. HI. E..
IN rniladelpnia ............ 9
Bender and schang; Boehling. Gal
liza and Henry.
Afternoon game r. H. e.
Washington .............. 5 10 3
Philadelphia ............. 6 8 1
johnson and -Ainsmith; Brown,
Houck, Bush and schang. Ten In
nings. -4a -:
This here boy" said the proud
mother to a neighbor, "do. certainty
grow more like his father every day."
And the neighbor knowing the ia
Their, inquired anxiously:
DO he now?" And ave you tried
heverything?"
I'VE must have a beautiful name
for the baby" said the fond mother.
Something that sounds like poetry
and is not at all commonplace"
Well" replied the fond father,
I'm doing my best to help you make
a selection. Here 10 a list of names of
all the apartment houses in town.
And many a mans conservatism is
due to the fact that he hasn't the.
money.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Games Ycsterda,

Games Yesterday. -.
New York. 0. 8: Boston. g. 6. 49,
Washington. !, s; Philadelphia, 1. 9.
st. Louis. s.. 2; Detroit, 10, Is.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
ASSOCIATION.

Games Yesterday.
Minneapolis. II. 4; st. Paul, l,.s :.
kaai.I;,, city; ! 2 ! ,Ms!!Maakse, 2 Is:
Toledo. 2. 2; Columbus. s, 10. 90
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
Boston Takes Two.

Boston Takes Two.
Boston, Sept. 2.-Boston won both
morning and afternoon games from
New York. The first was a shut out,
IL to o. and the second an thinning
contest, 4 to 8.
The morning game was an inter-
esting one. Boston won in the elev-
enth on Hooper's single. Engle's sac
rifice, a base on balls t Speaker, and
Lewis long hit to the left field fence.
Morning game r. H. e.
New York ............. 4 4
Boston IL 16 o
Schulz and Sweeney; Moseley and
Cady.
Afternoon game r. H. E.
Boston I 10 2
Ford and Sweeney; Collins, Hall.
Leonard and Carrigan. Eleven in
nings.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
C0MSTOCK WINS
FOR THE TIGERS
Pitches Way to Victory in
Second: Game With St.
.Louis-Boston Wins.

Detroit. Sept. 2.-Detroit took two
listless and poorly played games from
st. Louis. 10 to s and 5 to q.
Detroit came up from behind in
the first contest, knocked Leverenz
from the mound In the fifth inning,
and won the game in the sixth. Craw-
ford's single. scoring Mckee. pro
duced the winning run. ase=s
Striking out II men, Comstock
pitched Detroit to victory in the Sec
ond contest. He allowed only two
hits. until he reached the sixth.
First game r. r. e.
81: Louis ................ 8 9
Detroit 10 3
Leverenz, Weilman and McAllister:
Dauss and STANCE. KcKeen.
Second game r. H. E.
Detroit 3: I aGp's 9
Baumgardner and McAllister; Com
stock and Mckee.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02

And many a mans conservatism is
due to the fact that he hasn't the
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02

This here boy. said the proud
mother to a neighbor, 'do. certainty
grow more like his father every day"
And the neighbor knowing the ia
Their, inquired anxiously:
DO he now?" And ave you tried
heverything?"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
new YORK HAD
r LOSING STREAK
-
Fans Look For No Halt in
Worlds Championship
Game Preparations.

New York, Sept. 2.-Although the
Giants dropped three games in a row
last week and the Athletics were beat
en- twice in a double header Saturday,
theme is nc indications that the base
ball world contemplates any halt in
arrangements already under way for
q worlds series. at the Polo grounds.
New York and Shige Park, Philadel-
phia.
The Giants losing streak bids tair
to string itself out to four straight, as
the Phillies apparently had Saturdays
encounter we'll in hand when the un-
fortunate complication arose which
led to the forfeiture of the game to
the league champions. AS the record
stands, the week ended with the
Philadelphia's eleven full games be-
hind the leaders. They had gained
Just one game on McGraw's men in
the six days play. AS the season has
only hve weeks to go it can easily be
figured that their gain will have to be
more rapid II the Giants are to be
healed he1orA October S.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02

xSaturday's game awarded to New
York by forfeit.
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edge that go with it. are added TO
hts youthful twenty-three.
Yes! It looks as though. the ~
destined for a prolonged stay q +
Uncle Sans mantelpisce.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1913-03-12
THE JAMES FAMILY.

The promise made to good man,
that he should have sons and prop
erty Is verified with Stobo James. His
name Is perpetuated In many Lau-
rens county families. He moved from
the lower part OF the state, up on
South Rabun Creek, where he cult
waited large farm, run u merchant
mill and store. He brought In an
accomplished teacher to build up the
educational interest of the neighbor-
hood. Some way misfortune befell
him and everything he had was sold
Mt sherifr's sale. My father purchas-
ed 10 negroes at this sale. John
Darlington bought the plantation and
mills. His son Stobo Darlington, sup
'erintended this farm for several years.
1t Is now In the possession OF Col.
Henry Simpson.
Col. George James when school
boy ran away from his school and
enlisted In the United States army for
the Mexican war. When the war was
over, he continued as n captain in the
regular army. When South Carolina
seeded from the Union ne threw up
his commission and cast his lot with
his native state. He raised the James
Battalion or the Srd s. C. Infantry,
Col, JaPlss was killed at Boones Gap
on South Mountain, Maryland where
SO many of our Laureps county young
boys were killed in this disastrous
fight
Dr., Ben James married Martin
and lived long time at Martins de-
pot After the war, he leased the old
Laurens railroad and operated II for
years, After moving to Walhalla, he
went into construction work OF build
ing railroads, The last heard OF
him. he was In Alabama
VIM. u. s.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1913-03-12
WARRIOR GEEK.

Warrior Creek March 10.-Every-
thing is moving along nicely in our
community. The farmers are taking
advantage of the excellent weather
we nave been having ana are plowing
the soil from soon till late.
The members of the b. Y. p. u.
society will have an oyster supper at
the home OF Mrs. Cora Robertson,
March 14th beginning at seven o'clock
They will also serve cake and cream
The public is cordially invited to at
tend. The benefits are to go for car
peting the church.
Our church has been painted i'll
side recently and work on pews will
begin soon.
Misses Carrie Lou Higgins and Mary
Lou Harlem. OF Lanford, spent Sun
day with Miss Carrie Fowler.
Miss Ruth Martin who has been
attending the Spartan Academy came
home last week to remain with her
parents.
MIS-. w. NJ. rOWleT mao us neT guest
her Cousin, Mrs. Thomas of Woodruff,
a few days last week.
Miss Margaret Stevens, of Gray
Court, was the charming guest of Miss
Erilla Brownlee recently.
Mrs. Willie Bramlett and little
daughter, Louise, have returned from
an extended visito to relatives in An
derson.
Messrs. X. Bascom Brownlee and
Jealous knight spent the weekend
with Mr.. Joe Brownlee near Dials.
Miss Habird, teacher Of the Barks-
dale school. visited Mrs. Earl G. Ow-
ems and Miss Mary Poole Saturday
and Sunday.
Mrs. o. F.. Fowler OF Lanford, at
tended church here Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mack Burns and fam
ly spent Sunday with their brother,
Mr.. S. c. Brownlee.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1913-03-12
Madden NEWS

Madden. March tt.--Perhaps 1t
would bo very good thing for us
to remember now that the rain has
come again, just whom the ground
had gotten I'm shape to piow, that "be-
hind tho clouGs tho sun is still shin
Ing" and we'll feel His kindly raya
again
Miss Juanita Martin has accepted
position ana for tho next few weeks
VIII be in Anderson and Groenville.
The Ladies' Mission society held q
very interesting and profitable meet
Ing at tho church Wednesday after
noon.
Mrs, Dennis Culbertson, accom-
panied by her friend. Miss 1Iettio
Cunningham spont last Wednesday
with the formers mother In law, Mrs
Jano Culbortson near EXON. The
friends OF Miss frankie Culbertson
will be sorry to hear that she is not
Improving.
Miss Lillian Proflltt who is teach
ihb III NhlOl. NDtlt lnC Mtth-tUu
with homo folks.
Mrs Ida Dean and Miss Ida Turner
were the guests Saturday of the Miss
os Langston.
Mr., Jno. Madden and family Miss
Jessie Thompson and Messrs John
w. Wofford, Todd Thompson, II. Jud
1angston and Walter Thompson were
among those who attended the oys-
tor supper at Mt. Pleasant.
Mr.. j, Dennis Culbortson and fam
lily were tho guests Sunday OF Judge
and Mrs. Thompson.
Mr., Claude Finley and his mother,
Mrs. Virginia Finley, recently visited
MIR, and Mrs. Leo Madden.
Mrs. Ola owings md daughter,
rom near Owings station, visited
hor father, Judge Thompson Saturday
Mrs. Jim Roper, who has been with
her daughter, Mrs, Thad Moore for
tho past week returned to her homo
near Rabun Saturday.
MIR. John II, Finley attended tho
funeral OF his friend AIR. A. j, Smith
at Beavordam Sunday afternoon. Mr.,
Smith had many friends here who
sincerely mourn his death, Our SYM
pathy to the boreavod family.
Several cases OF German measles
IN our neghborhood but no serious
r,sults, 1t socms to be the very
same disease that we had In our
youth and was called "Roscola". 1t
das gone through the school and the
sore eyes have made their appear