New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-05-03
AS | WAS SAYING

II things get much worse the British lion will run
upstairs and lock himself In his room and nave
good cry Which teaches us that old John Knox IL
sorely missed If alive he would be the man OF inc
hour for 1t he who wrote that FIRST Blast VI
the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment OF
Women" which a contributor to the May AtahtlC
has so ioyously exhumed A wonderful sef-restraint
had old John. Merely called the regiment OF "oien
"monstriferous madde foolish and phrenetke'' ana
let It go at that But those were quiet times hhs
land suffered only from the whms Of Bloody Mary
To-day We guess old John would speak plainly
Not one word against the proposed milking class
for North PIanied school children Privately now
ever We weep with the COW.
II is exactly twenty years since little woman III
Salvationst regalia applied Ratchet to the "icNeu
sculptures adjoining "A building at the Worlds far'
vet we have not forgotten how the Chicasoan9
howled Twenty years progress and now see what
Chicago IS doing TO poor NJ Chahas ana MS '"o'
ing in September Halleujah'
There is fun I'm Boston where n reporter quotes
AR II Arlington Bruce as declaring that Professor
Hugo NIuensterberg began his career in America ~
a tiny and profoundly unutored vendor OF peanuts
Now. as nearly as the professor can recoIIecI no
came 10 this country at the age OF twenty nine ~
teach psychology Besides. he was present ""e'
Mr. Bruce made the speech the reporter reported
and the reporter wasn't and Professor Muehs'er-
berg failed to notice any remarks on peanuts
Nevertheless It is nuts 10 the ungodS though q
grief 70 all discerning souls including the professor
himself Think OF the loss 20 legend. THINK no"
r,arniaccnt that effect in contrasts-once peanut
bov now so glorious that the very freshmen "I
Harvard chant lustily-"Ein Muensterherg Isl unser
Gott"'
Most interesting this latest Of Lafcado Hearn >
nosthumous essays Treats Of insects and Greek
roctrv We had never considered insects tn that
ioht though We were the first to hold them respon-
s,be for those exceedingly energetic and enthusiastic
Greeks
sucb an attractive headline. "A state as Psyche
nath,c Ward But the article turns out 10 DC
mere amiable account Of New Jersey efforts
toward regenerating the Pineys As we are ID an
,rdulgent mood Just now the obvious reference 10
California is here omitted
c,.alinr Of the awful prevalence Of the awful
ouf,l subject. how refreshing would be few
balmy breezes from the Thaw Case
How, science advances. Turning the pages OF
orbe Country Gentleman" are made acquainted
with the new Electric Starting Woodpecker Remark
able quite! But it appears that science sun mas
much TO do for the farmer. Country gentlemen are
not healthy, and the paper admits IL. Suahse'
Cor have we not seen country gentlemen devour all
.ho Ufe-eivng drugs advertised in the religious
nress and have we not found them possessed Oh
eecrets utterly unknown in town? We nave We
rnoy q delightful country gentleman VINO "heh
mastered with nsomny gol durn H. arises anu
consumes an entire mince pie, after whlch curative
measure he Hes down to pleasant dreams
SIN loves company and languages love SIN IL ~
nroner enough for Mr.. Ellwood Hendrick TO declare
that "the English language leads dlssolu'e Hle'
d N berate her for welcoming any word mat
Comes her way" but has he considered her partners
=, ;,oo Inst let him prowl the Grands Boulevards'
with an eve open for linguistic scandas-such. Dy
huet as High Life Tailor" and Nice Liie Tallor'
and that mastery announcement In Tea room
window. Five O'Clock at All Hours. name Oh
name how 1t is rdicue! H. l" H.