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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
Accorlinr to Uncle Ahncr.

Most OF the automobile accidents
seem 10 happen TO ahinities insiid OF
reSula, married folks.
There ANT nothing much that is
harder 10 pay than "A livery bill af-
ter the gal has turned you down.
1t seems TO Get harder every year
to buy good nickel soegar.
y woman kin take good wire
frame and n willow plume and make
tortr-seven different hats out OF EN-.
iiod Peters has got an alarm clock
that won't ring, and he says 1t Is the
best alarm clock he has ever had.
II never annoys him when he wants
To sleep in the morning.
Rev Hanks says he will never have
enough trousers to use up all OF the
suspenders buttons that he has been
getting III the collection plate lately.
He also announces that he has got
enough IRON washers and hossless
piano slugs.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
On the Spur of the
Moment
BY Roy K. Moulton

Cheer Up.
Two got an idec," said Farmer
Brown
1T amt much use to worry ana
frown.
This world is not congeniaI Mace
rer man with long and tiresome
1t Amt never sunshine all the while
And old Dame Fortune amt goin. 10
smile
Every doggone day in the calendar
year
The clouds sometimes have got to
appear.
No man Kin be happy all the time,
This life cannot always he sublime
Without no trouble man forcets
The genuine blessings he really Eots.
into each life some rain must fall
Or it wouldn't be any life at all.
II everything ran smooth every day,
iwouid be mono5oncus in way.
Ambition is born OF discomfort
And il Teller is with a cent
When fate tries to hand him a knock
out blow.
lie does no: stop to heller. oh, no,
He buckles right into the daily chore
y burned sigh, harder than ever
before.
II everythins went along just right.
\ Teller would have no reason Go
fight.
And he soon would be a foss,l,zed
hack.
With the moss foot thick on his
back
Your life is what you make 1t your
self.
And no one can lay You on tho shelf
Unless YOU arc sore and willing TO
quit
You're the boss of yourself, no doubt
OF it.
There is no man who's ever down
and ont
Till h says 50 himself. beyond a
doubt
For many a man has lost fgnt.
Then turned around and won out
right
For nobody's really whipped. ween.
Nhile his heart is right and his
hands arc clean
The man who kin smile and hght and
smile
IS going to win out after a while.
When things are lookin' their very
worst
This kind of man exhibits a burs,
OF wonderful speed, surprisin' his
friends,
And his chances arc good for ga!nin
his ends.
After all is said. be 1t false or true
your own success is right up to YOU"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
LET RICHMOND USE TuE WORLD.

rbo rranitc o,,or,;c. ,ro ,,n,n,;no
ia ,.ser, ia ala nrt,t.,
ho,,o oa,,i
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~. j. -. H.
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M nu, do,.o,o,, =, ,,. IL. !,
/ ioco works ,noro b,r,,, - 80, .,,;,.o
co,,,,,,,,,. ,ha,, 49,, ,,a oa,,.,a,, J..
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Mo I, Il ir.,to,,Io ,, .,,a ~
man a.. no n,,,o,;., ,,.,,i.roa >, 49,
i Tho equal a., sunorio, ~ ,vh., 90, "a
secured elsewhere !, Lisa
toctive nr;ncinlo si,,il.r ia ia ,,,tn
ana works Injustice ia 1.-Two many, win
rront 10 the rovv exac,ly on IL. s,n,o
lines.
The mes-plsna,cb docs NOT w,,t
home industries ia s,0.r II dost,os -
see them ENCOURAGED ,,d noinod i, III
legitimate wavs !, doo. ,,o, bovovor
desire 10 SEQ mon, .n,,si,Ii..od H.. ,,tlt.
expense The Richmond o,,,,ics h.,o
the advantage Of proximit,. ia mo VOL,
with short bauls for ,hoir .,o,,o r,o,.
should be ahlc n moo, 49,.
ton. and their stone sbou,d J., ,soa a.
refused as it meets tn. ,cst ~ CONNIE.
tition. IL the city can 90, ma Same
quality borc >. mo ,,,,n 49,. ,,;,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
To Secretary William j. McAdoo, of the
United Stntes Treasury.

On honor OF his recent bank order }
In this present fight for freedom
We need no shot and she'll.
II is true as sherman told us
All such war is hell
Yet our fathers had the courage,
To night through fire and blood
In defense OF their convictions
The true, the right and good.
Shall we, al sons and daughters,
BE less brave and true,
In lighting bloodless battles.
For the best that we can do?
There is a new invasion
Against the rights OF man.
1t Is not by state or nation.
But only catch who can.
1t is the new enslavemcnt.
Where the mastery is gold.
When we sell out bag and baggage.
Before the price is told.
Wall street forced the market
With millions at command.
But Democracy has triumphed;
The people take a hand.
McAdoo gave his order
At only two per cent:
And despite the seven protests
Away the millions went
To scatter bank deposits
For five hundred and fifty nine
Banks. loyal. wise and ready
That got within the line.
Think once my honest voter.
About this power Of gold
The time is surely coming
For leaders true and bold,
When money by the millions,
Deposited in banks.
Will pay the price like people
Who fight within the ranks.
No fire and blood, my brother!
But equal rights for all.
Without a special privilege.
The Democratic call.
Yes, money makes the mare go.
But the people have the power
And Mc1Sdoo struck the keynote
Its emancipation hour.
Let us have financial freedom,
Like the wage that's free from greed
With safeguards for the people.
The very thing we need
Here's one for Glass. the chairman.
Here's for the Senate, too!
Here's one for Woodrow Wilson.
Three cheers for McAdoo'
j. F.. BUSHNELL.
Salem
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
THE HUsY pLAYGRor>ps.

Whcn,wo rood ,b;r ,.,,; =,
sou,hside ~
for n,,vrro
hard 70 DOT ro.,,,. M, az"
"t,nusn.l s,oao.. V'"s
Tue. "a o"i"s'
Of nIoveron,ds :, ,'''.,
i n.r, &c 49, '''e ''''''e iaE
old ne ,,, 49,, as
rb,, cbi,d,o, J., a,.,. ~
nrivod N lie f,,n ,
wears nv the Glow, orom.a;,
pestipc, of o,ca
provo INA, nl, !.
10 = yho,oso,no ,;to 80
mon have heon oio,;
portunitv
LAST yo,r
trained s,nor,;s,o, 49, ,
tho droa,, :, ,.;.;as 90
fact maj cities III 40. ~ ,a,,,
deyotinr rreat sum, 81 ,,o MI
cause. Now it is found ,b,t ~. ,.,
sions in +, scboo, n1.,o,o,,,,,
tircly inadoolato for ,be crou.a !. ooo
children ,bat senl. IA on;o, ,ht
did outdoor nnrt or ,be ci,,. ,iso :,
was thought that seven bonrs 80,
would he enough for tbo childron :,
is discovered that ten win b,rd,,. ,,ao,
the demand This i c,r,.i,,,,.
ioct lesson that Richmond - n
heed
The reason PAST efforts a, n,.,.
grounds have been of small value ~.
been because there was No ,,ai,nd
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
FL E 81!

Horse manure IL the principal
Matching place for flies.
1t can be mnde sterile with coal
oil. cnrbolic ncid. copperas winter or
dry loan by mixing thoroughly.
Horsemen. staSiemcn. owners of
horses and sanitary inspectors, pay
attention.. Cut this out.
Let 1013 lie HyIess year-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
Election Law.

Has a treasurer or a candidate tha
right TO pay capitation taxes for
voters! II not, what steps should be
taken to stop the practice?
READER
This action is serious violation OF
the election law or Virginia. We have
tees. You would do a general SER
vice II YOU would present the facts 10
the Commemorative Attorney who
on such information. should take ac.
ton against the parties. If YOU have
reason to suppose that the Common
wealth's attorney is in sympathy with
these people take with you several
persons of position and have among
them some young lawyer who would
Ike to become the successor of the
present commemorative attorney
Then II the proper action he not taken
YOU VIII have excellent grounds. when
Your people know the facts, 10 get
rid OF an unworthy official
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21

ANSWERS
Patrick Henry.
T.. & l.. AiILLEI

DID YOU ever hear tina. Patrick
Henry was cousin TO Lord Rroneb,s.,n S u,
Our, accomplished and eleean, old
friend. Colonel Thomas l.. Preston.
Madame Russell used always to say
mat Mr. Henry and Lord Brourham
ana LORD Erskine We're cousins and ali
nephews or Robertson. the historian
IN the coionefs very rare little book
Historical Sketches" the suggestion
IS made on page l3s. but a footnote
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21

The san Francisco Dishwashers'
Union with 100 members boasts tina,
Ia, ~ them are college graduates. but
what OF il Can a college graduate
sWah plate better than any other
snk?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21

There is danger that the women Of
NMeioia viii not achieve the sufla
before they suffer age says the Alex.
andr'a News. Hold the cone to his
snlifer TIL he chokes, doc
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
An Ideal Summer Costume.

University College of Medicine.
Richmond. Va,
The 18th OF June, 1913.
To the Editor OF The Times Dispatch:
Sir,--I wish YOU to know how much
l appreciate and how thoroughly l APP
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
4 sAnronlAL rnoonrss,,r.

~ last We have captured q rcal live
progressive The Times- Dispatch has
long known no spirit and tho deeds.
but never quite seized upon the peyyon
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
Soldiers OF the Revolution.

Please tell me where | may find lists
of Virginia soldiers OF the Revolution.
r. J.. ELLIOTT
The Virginia State Library has re
Gently published such lists Write to
the Librarian. Richmond. Va. and he
will send YOU description and price
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
Confederate Flags.

Where may. obtain history and
description of the flags of the Con
federaCy? AMELIA
From Dr. Samuel E Lewis. i41s
Fourteenth Street. y. w. Washington
y. C..
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
Various.

Please translate for me Quo vadis.
Domino" Was Darwin. the author OF
the Origin of Species" an atheist?
VIII a free public library be estab-
lished in Richmond? READER
% "Whithcr goest thou, Master?"
t2) SO far as his religious views are
known to us we are unable to say (3)
1t looks that way. No one can tell
certainly
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21
Iinr Examination.

Please tell me when and where the
next bar examination will be held In
Virginia. JACK MURRAY
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-21

10, the poor lobbyist!
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13
MASONS PLANNING
SKYLINE TEMPLE.
Ten-Story Building, Designed For Office And
Fraternal Uses, Now in Hands of Committee
Present Site to be Retained

Honolulu is to have a real skyscra-
per in the not far distant future II
plans now under way by local Masons
are carried through to consummation
Jas early as II is hoped they will be.
A nine-story stone building. hand
some as to exterior and designed on
the interior for special occupancy, is
under consideration by committee OF
local Masons, Of which L. c. Ables of
Hawaiian Lodge Is the chairman Mr..
Ahles. confirming today the report OF
the building in contemplation. said
that the preliminary design has been
completed. The building is being
worked out on paper in the office of
Arphitect H. L. Kerr and the first
penciled sketch has already been sub
mitted to the committee
While no final decision has yet
been reached as to the erection II the
building, and even the plans for the
structure are still In embryo, the fra
ternalists interested In the project de-
clare themselves hopeful of an early
and favorable consideration of the
idea by the various Masonic lodges.
The, building is planned for the
northeast corner of Hotel and Alakea
street, on the property. now occupied
by the Masonic Temple and already
the property of the Masons. 1t is un-
derstood that the financing of the
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13
YEAR
FOR HAWAII
P|NEAPPLES
About SIS, 900, 600 Is Figure
Now Placed on Output for
Current Season

Hawaii IL on the threshold OF an
other record breaking pineapple
year" Estimates by local growers
and manufacturers for the season Of
1913 reach q total Of approximately
L500,000 cases Of the can1ed fruit. the
|sf8ss receipts from ebie Il IS Hg-
HuTed. win be betweef -, ,5Q0. 900 and
50, 600. 900.
s Though the market IL somewhat OF
an. unknown quantity, the big crops
are practical certainty. The can
ming district at Iwilei is just begin
ming to show signs of activity and
within a few days viii be tuning up
for the rush work later IN the sum-
Iner.
The pineapple season Is beginning
early this year and both the Hawaiian
Pineapple Company and the Hawaii
Preserving Company. the two big man
ufacturers of the cahn-d fruit, have
begun putting away the fresh pines
as they come from the fields. The
fruit is trickling in and the factories
are running only part-time. but soon.
the carloads Of pines will be sent in
from the fields and the factories kept
busy working overtime.
The prospects for the sales season
are good, though the market is little
uncertain" says James ID. Dole, the
pineapple magnate, who has recently
returned from an extended trip to the
mainland. "Of course, business condi-
tions are impossible to foresee and
no one knows what the outcome OF
the tariff fight in congress will be.
Wholesale grocers last year lost money
on certain commodities, among them
sugar, canned salmon, etc., and are a
little slow now in placing large orders
for pineapples, with delivery five
months or so hence
"Still, the canned pine Is working
its way ahead all the time as a COM
modify of wide consumption and the
prospects for the year are good"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13

building is assured The Masons feel
that they have outgrown their present
quarters and are in position to en-
ter a new and much larger structure.
According to the preliminary
sketches made by the architects. the
building will be nine stories above the
street and will probably have story
below the street for great banquet
hall. The stories in which the lodge
rooms are to be located will be of
double height The ground floor will
be devoted to commercial purposes.
designed for rent to shops of various
kinds.
As contemplated, the temple is to be
built of Tenino sandstone, a hand
some stone from the northwest. After
quarrying, the stone darkens to a
beautiful grey and when put into
building blocks. makes a particularly
effective combination. Those who
have seen the preliminary sketches
are pleased with the exterior view of
the proposed skyscraper.
No details have been completed. but
a rough estimate puts the cost of the
building proposed at from $250,000 to
100000.
From time to time since, 1900 the
Masons have discussed plans for a
big building. but not until now have
they come close to naturalization.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13

decision must be made as soon as
possible, and therefore the idea of
asking eastern artists to compete has
been abandoned
I see that the promotion COM
mittee is being well represented in
Washington, said Acting Secretary
Jordan this morning, from the fact
that Walter G. Smith was laughed at
when he gave out the information
that the Hawaii promotion committee
was paying him 1925 q month to lee
ture The truth of the matter is that
Smith is getting just that amount
from the committee every month, but
it must be remembered that out of
that amount he must pay the salaries
of a moving picture operator, and an
advance man. pay sall travelling ex-
penses, minor expenses and his own
salary"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13
Friday The Thirteenth, Thirteen

Keep baby;
don't throw the sharks don't pay kill husband
be gone.
You should take caution ching
If nothing nothing
safer that Ships in today and
ships out and the delights
sickness in cabin thirteen but it's mighty chahcy business
important things scheduled happen The
exchange
undesrabity
istraion few other pleasant subjects
But the world is wise sometimes sail to be-
that thirteenth will be stalled through With the
thirteenth their clearly the
life
affecionatey which
like plank bill collectors which
with evil in their and determination their
which being
life that folly in anything
days. only expected twenty four hours
long That
swim unpeanutt other dons be followed
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13
BAD ODOR IS
NO NUISANCE,
SAYS THAYER

Acting on complaint from the Ka-
pahulu Improvement Club the terri
torial board of health, accompanied by
Attorney General Thayer this morn
ing visited and inspected the hog
ranch conducted by Charles Martin,
in the Kapahulu district. The inn
provement club had complained that
the pig pens were insanitary. noisome
and nuisance. The authorities, after
close inspection, decided they could do
little more than recommend q few
minor improvements, such as feeding
troughs, affording better cleaning ia
cilities.
"An unpleasant odor doesn't con-
stitute a nuisance within the mean
ing of the law" explained the attorney
general. This has been proved in
the states in cases brought against
packing companies"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13
Dougherty May be Director
Of Floral Parade of 1914
PROMOTION COMMITTEE Is
TO GET HIS ANSWER
THIS AFTERNOON

James d. Dougherty. OF the firm Of
Wall & Dougherty, who for many
years has been prominent In the
preparation and carrying out of Ha-
waits celebrations and festivals, has
been asked by Fred l.. Waldron,
chairman Of the promotion committee,
to take the position of direct0r-gen-
eral OF the 1914 Floral Parade and
Mid-Winter Carnival
While Mr. Dougherty has not o.
yet accepted the offer. it is expected
that the question as to whether or not
he viii assume the position Will be
definitely decided this afternoon.
when be viii be present at a meet
ing of the promotion committee at
$3.50 o'clock, Mr.. Dougherty is es-
pecialIy qualified for the position as
director-general on account of his
wide experience with former pageants
and celebrations. Two years ago he
ably assisted Arthur f. Wall, who was
in charge of the 1912 floral parade.
and was one Of those who success
fully staged the production of Pima
fore.
Among other matters of business to
be taken up by the promotion com
mittee will be that of the posters for
the 1914 floral parade and carnival.
and 1t Is expected that some definite
conclusion will be reached relative
to the competition. 1t has been de-
cided to use only local and California
talent for the posters next year, but
for the one in 1915 to invite promin-
ent magazine artists on the mainland
to compete. California artists will be
informed Of this decision, and it Is
expected taat the designs will receive
and choice made several months be-
fore the festival. On account OF the
fact that these posters must be sent
to all parts Of the world some time
prior to the parade and carnival. the
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13
Inter. island
Will Defend
MANY SUITS

The first of q series Of about fifty
damage suits that may aggregate $780,
600, resulting from the FIRE aboard the
steamer Mauna \ Kea at Hilo four
months ago, we're fled in circuit court
this morning against the Inter-lsland
Steam and Navigation Company.
Those fled this morning are fve m
number, setting forth claims which
will total approximately 5000 The.
plaintiffs are the, Fl. Hackfela Com
pany, Hawaii Mill Company. E, Mat.
sumura. s. F1iiyama and s. Hata. At
torney Frank Thompson OF the firm OF
Thompson, Wilder, Watson & Lymer.
who appears an counsel for the plains:
tiffs, states that he is preparing pa
pers in about forty-five other similar
cases which he expects to file shortly.
The Mauna Kea caught fire while
lying at the wharf at Hilo before any
considerable quantity Of her cargo had
been removed A large shipment Of
Quicklime was the cause, and 1t WIS
subdued only after stubborn fight
that continued for many hours Mean
time, it is said, the larger part OF the
miscellaneous cargo WIS either par
TALLY damaged or totally destroyea.
The suits now on file and in prospect
are. brought by the owners OF the
goods on the vessel.
The first suit resulting from the
confiagration, brought In the local dis.
trict court, was won by the plaintiff
and was appealed by the defendant
,<,x,,uonv ~ fho ofPo1,ff court The
balance of the claims now are to be
grouped and filed directly in the high.
er court.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13
WILL CLAIM
ONE RECORD
FOR swimmer

Receipts from the annual swimming
championships held at the Alakea slip
last Wednesday, amounted to trifle
more than $1,100, and now that the
Hawaiian Athletic Association Is in
funds there is chance that 1t will
contribute toward sending the Hui
Nalu and Healani swimming represen-
tatives to San Francisco, for the July
4 races. The matter will be consid-
cred at meeting of the delegates to
be held within the next two days.
Officers of the Hawaiian Athletic
Association, the local branch Of the
Amateur Athletic Union, do not claim
more than one worlds swimming rec
ord for Duke Kahanamoku as the re-
suit of the annual swimming cham
pionships held here last Wednesday.
Every effort will be made to have
Duke Kahanamoku's mark OF 55 Is
seconds for the 100 yard swim recog-
nized by the A. A. u, this being his
new worlds record. His time of "a
seconds fat for the 50-yard event IS
an American amateur record. and
every possible precaution has been
taken to have measurements and data
complete, so that these two marks will
be allowed
Nothing would be worse for the lo-
cal interest of sport than to claim
worlds records for Duke unless he
was really entitled to them," said
John F. Soper of the local A. A. IT,,
this morning. 1T is no knock, but a
real service, to call attention to the
mistakes made in announcing records.
1t is mere foolishness to claim some
thing that we haven't got.'
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13
RUMOR OF COMPROMISE
ON SUGAR UNvERIFIED

A rumor that could not be verified
was about 'the street" this afternoon
and talked among sugar men of a
possible compromise plan for the
free-sugar clause of the Wilson-Un-
derwood tariff bill. A compromise had
been suggested. it was stated. that
involved agreement for a reduction
of the sugar tariff to eighty cents a
hundred, approximately half of the
present duty. Inquiry by the Star
Bulletin failed 20 reveal either the
source of the rumor or any basis
for il.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13
WILSON SCORED NOW
.GALL|NGER IS ACcUSER
New Hampshire Senator Tells of Presidents Influence Urging
Passage of Tariff Bill - More Testimony About Senator
Lodge and Charts He Franked Through Mails

WASHINGTON Ex-senator Jacob r. eaiInoer Of New
Palmer best ntsrsst
through the mails that he had subm ed to Lodge revised d
which
had secured permission to have printed q the pn:n
public printer stating
hs present form met his entire approval
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-13

Ex-Governor George r. Carter will
shortly return here from Washington,
according to well-grounded report to-
day. That he is leaving Washington
at this time gave rise to several re.
ports, but it is said he is coming back
with his children who have been at
school in the East.