The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-02-01

He never cracked a smile. but I'M
folded IL. and went on.
Here's a clause" says he. calling
for a hundred and fifty cows with
calves at foot. for the dairy herd. |
presume"
'Cavvs az what" says !.
AT foot" says he. p'intin' at a spot
alon gtoward the bottom. Right
there
It's impossible," SAYS I. They
don't wear EN- that way"
lie studied over il quite n while. nj
that. an begun TO think I'd won out.
but al last he says: That's the way
/; reads. an while I shall not insist
upon any particular relation of juxta-
position in offspring and dam"
"Whope," says !. back up an come
4 ag'in pardner"
1T seems TO he my duty 10 insist
upon the one hundred and fifty cows
and calves. Now the point Is. don't
| find any such description Of creatures
among the-the punches i'm seeming
readiness for delivery"
oh" saws !. that's what's eafin'
/ yeh. is IL? WI don't worry any more
| The COW kindergarten's furder ND the
| river. We don't want TO put the ten.
der little devils where they'd be
tramped nby them monstrous big
oxen you noticed around the corrals.
! The can business Is all right, trust
u.s."
Whaley's man was waiiin' fer mo
down az he saloon. an when told
him about the cavvs. he shrunk into
/ himself like a collapsed football. an
wllted
"Hain't yeh got en-" SAYS 7
Huh" SAYS he. comm out of ~
Don't be p dunn fool Aconite This
" the first 7 understood Of ~. an
whoever bearded OF an inspector read.
: in n contrack? And there amt them
many cavvs 10 be got by that time IN
all Dakoty. Les hit The wires f'r In.
struotions,"
Tho kilograms runs something Ike
this:
70 senator Patrick whaiev. Washington.
contrsc, calls TO- hundred and rf,v
: cows Wilt 'nlves 80 foot What shall ]
/ r. r.fIy wIihers. CHAMBERLAIN. = 81
WI" =, "ivef. calves - what Ev-
plain. collect VNhstev
Hundred ami ne'v COW. s7d c1ives
What DO Won advise Reddy
@ee inspector Whuiey.
WON'T Iu. Inspector wfon~ Eedav
! F's iuHp"cfor ur got calves. Whaiey.
Id ROT about tho same kind Of a
I telegram 10 Mr. Elkins. addin' that 'he
Whaley crowd vas up In the air
I sent " by Western Union 10 Sfurgis
/ and then W Wolf Nose Crick by tho
, Belle Fourche and Elsewhere telc.
phone limo. Tho .. g.. 90 usual. cuts
| line melon with U ord Ills Wisc Wa-
mas folloWs
Tase f'f-i trsir CHICAGO Cau rpr let
'fi rwitI 1s0"t. commission uier-
I chants. r'ru SfOsa YurIs EII.nf
This vas sure an aHiction ON me
l r. ! had Fixed up deal 20 20 with
/ Nifs Ainslc; an her friends on a
I canpin' trip. lastin up 20 tho dHv al
the Issue she'd been r"adin' one ~
/ iiamlin Garlands books about "a nun
/ cher who'd scOOtcd through tho Brit
ish asiat0' racy. hitfin' onl. the high
places 10 70 aoclal way. on tho strength
/ o IA gold prospect 40 the diamond
/ Mitch - mule pack She wanted 10
see The diamond hitch 81 al things
There orto b. % law ag'insi novel
writln' ] got Ecddy 10 learn me- tho
I diamond hitch % I could make good
I with Gladys. an here was fhls mvs
trrioua can expedition 10 me last place
IN the world. Chicago. ayankin' me
o nby me niEhf TRAN
vent over 90 tell her about 49,
First. thought % pu' IN The cio'cs
! expected '1 wear 10 ChicaEO. dandy
hfteen dollar suit got IN town An
then saw how foolish this would bo.
an broush"d up my rarge cio'cs. tied
nov s'ik scarf IN my soft rool collar
an went Here's ny diagram ~ mo
hoop 40 Any a. them mortar board