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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-18

Il want to make a noise in the
world"
Then the only way you can do it
is by joining a brass band"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-18

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhammn-
tion, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc q bottle.Ah
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-18

Don't you Just adore drop cell
ings7"
mot when the plaster comes
dowD"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-18

Might Have Been Working.
"a dentist friend tells me he has
been down in the mouth lately"
Whose, I wonder?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-18
The Difference.

81 see your new cook is rare"
yes, she is, but all her meats are
we'll done"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-18
The Way of It.

Miss May made a hit with Jack
the first glance she gave him."
II sea sort Of glancing blow"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-18
Ambitious Youth.

"My boy is preparing for college
HAS a tutor, eh?"
"No, a trainer"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-18

The woman who hesltates has no
secret to tell.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-09-18

GRADUATED EYELIDS CURED
The worst cases, no matter Of how long standing,
arc cured by the wonderful, old reliable Dr' for,ers
Antiseptic Healing OIL. Relieves pain and heals u
the same time, Csc, 6Oc, Sl.OO,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
Deafnesscannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that Is by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an inf1amed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca
tarrh, which is nothing but an inhamed
condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send fro circular, free.
f.. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
rB- Sold by druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for Constipation
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
Cambridge

Mr.. Dodd, promoter Of canning
factories, has been in town the past
week working up an interest IN building
cannery here.
Thursday high water and ice threat
ened the r. r. bridge and dam. The
bank at the side of the dam washed out
and destroyed the railroad embankment
in the same manner as last spring, SO
that the train has not been able to
come up to the depot. Repairs are be-
ing made again, but a permanent wall
cannot be built until the high water
subsidies.
Last Friday afternoon during storm
the large barn on the Torger Thompson
farm, rented by John Jarlsberg, was
struck by lightning and burned to the
ground. 1t was the first lightning
storm of the season and was only a
branch of great cyclonic storm that
swept the whole country that day. The
flash was noted by all on the streets in
town and in a moment, almost, the
smoke and fire were seen. Mr.. Jarls-
berg was in town with his boy and his
wife was at home alone. She ran to
the barn but on account of the smoke
was able to get but one horse out. One
team and four calves persisted in the
flames. The cattle were outside, but
two of them were killed by the stroke.
We are told the loss was S1100 covered
by insurance in the Albion company.
Mr.. Thompson's loss is greater as he
had but $500 on the barn. The board,
J. C. Hanson, D. L. Babcock, S. E.
Anderson and Daniel Pierce, adjusted
the loss Tuesday.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28

Mrs. Knute Teisberg and daughter
Clara, who have been in Pasadena, Cal.
since last fall on account of the latter's
health, which has been greatly bene-
flied, arrived here Monday.
Pete Nelson, last week, sold his farm
west of the village to Edward c. Gross
man, who will take possession April /.
Mr.. Grossman is son-in-law of Christ
Holzhuter The farm contains 100
acres and sold for SIPS per acre.
Warren w. Uphoff of Blooming
Grove was the victim of an ugly and
mortal accident at his home on Monday
afternoon at 6 o'clock. He was divid-
ing a hog, hanging on gambrels, when
half of it fell, driving the sharp butch
er knife diagonally and deeply into the
right thigh, severing arteries anG caus-
ing an effusion of blood so great that
his death ensued Tuesday morning at
2:30 in st. Mary's hospital. Both at
home and at the hospital surgeons made
desperate efforts to save him, a great
incision having been made at the wound
to take up the severed arteries, but the
loss of blood had been too great and
death gradually came upon the patient.
Mr.. Uphoff was 81 years old and was
born in Cottage Grove. where his
mother died many years ago, and there
his father, Simon Uphoff, still resides
with his second wife. The young man
was married and leaves a wife and
three children, also several brothers
and sisters.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
Milton

Frank Hutchins has purchased half
of the stock on the Agnew farm at
Lima He has rented the farm which
he and his son Leonard will work this
year.
F. w. Wheeler passed away Monday
morning at l o'clock at his home at
Phoenix, Ariz. Mr.. Wheeler was
son-in-law of Mr.. and Mrs. c. Cham
beriain of Milton Junction and the hus-
band of their youngest daughter Emma.
1t is rumored that the Northwestern
railway company will improve its SER
vice. A shuttle train service is pro-
posed between GAINESVILLE and Water
town, providing close connections with
trains to the east and west through
Jefferson Junction, and north bound
train to Fond du Lac, making connec-
tions there with trains to Green Bay,
Oshkosh, Appleton and Ashland. 1t is
proposed to run train from the north
through here shortly after 4 p. M, to
GAINESVILLE and return it at p. m.
The firm of Chambers & Owen, which
has so successfully conducted whole
sale business in cigars and notions in
Milton Junction for many years, this
week have Incorporated their business
under the state laws and will hereafter
be known as the Chambers & Owen Co.
j. III. Owen, on account of his poor
health, retires from personal activity
in the business, although he retains
considerable stock in the new concern.
Besides Messrs. Chambers and Owen,
others who have taken stock in the
business are /. P Hinkley, who has
been with the old firm in the store SO
long, J. A. Baker and J. G. Donovan,
their two travelling statesmen, F. M.
Warner of Randolph, Wis, and Mrs. S.
| C. Chambers. Mr.. Warner has moved
here and will take position in the
store.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
Fort Atkinson.

Ben Beebe, who has been spending
the winter months in Fort Atkinson,
left Saturday for Oklahoma where he
will join the Omaha, Neb., team, which
will train there in preparation for their
league games. Ben ranked first among
the many pitchers in that league last
year, and with an even break in luck
this year will in all probability be
wanted by the major clubs.
A pitiful accident produced an awful
tragedy in the happy home of Mr.. and
Mrs. George H. Swits about o'clock
Wednesday evening, that brought hor-
ror to the heart of every resident in
our city. Morris Swits lies dead in his
fathers home and the family are fran
tic with grief over the sudden ending
of this promising young life. The
young man was much given TO sports
of all kinds, and particularly loved his
shot gun. He was unusually careful
with this weapon, making it principle
never to bring it into the house loaded.
1t is undoubtedly due to his belief that
the gun was not loaded that he pulled
it toward him as it lay on shelf in the
basement of the family residence. For
single instant, perhaps, the muzzle
pointed toward his face. In that in
slant, so momentous to young Morris,
the hammer caught upon the shelf and
discharged the load in the gun, literally
blowing off large portion of his head.
His death was, of course, instantane-
Gus. He fell lifeless to the floor and
his gun with MIN.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
A DANGEROUS Precedent.

The best case which | have seen OF
law versus justice and common sense
is one which Montague relates as hav-
ing happened in his own day. Some
men were condemned to death for MUIR
der The judges were then informed
by the officers Of an inferior court that
certain persons in their custody had
confessed themselves guilty of the
murder in question and had told SO
circumstantial tale that the fact was
placed beyond all doubt Nevertheless
it was deemed so bad a precedent to
revoke a sentence and show that the
law could err tina. the innocent men
were delivered over to execution
London Graphic.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
Evansville

Mr.. A. S. Baker and Mrs. R. d.
Hartley will leave Monday for Califor-
MIA. They will visit the Grand Canon
of Arizona en- route. In California they
will join Mrs. Biglow.
A representative of an Iowa concern
was in the city last week and signed a
contract with the Baker Manufacture
ing Co. for one hundred Monitor en-
gines ranging in power from one and
one-quarter to four horsepower.
Word has been received of the death
of Mrs. Robert Hankinson at Los An
geles, where she and her husband were
spending few days on their way home
from Ketchikan, Alaska, where they
had spent the winter with their son,
Ray Hankinson Mrs. Hankinson was
only sick for three days preceding her
death.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
CORRESPONDENCE
Stoughton

F. L. Patterson of Pleasant Springs
hauled into town for T.. A. Ellingson of
Edgerton eight acres of 1912 tobacco,
sold at IA and &c, that brought the sum
of 81, TAG. 72, more than $218 per acre.
Assistant Superintendent Harry H.
Wood, of the Stoughton wagon works,
left Thursday afternoon for Milwaukee
where he will undergo an operation for
the removal of goitre with which he
has been troubled for some years.
The marriage of Miss Anna Thorsen,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Thor
sen, to Peter Haugen, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. S. 0. Haugen, occurred at the
Christ Lutheran church parsonage last
Friday evening. Rev. j. A. 0. Stub,
pastor of the Christ church. officiated.
The wedding of Miss Carrie Jordalen,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Colbein Jor-
dalen of Pleasant Springs, and Mr..
Toilet Rygg of the same township took
place Thursday afternoon at the par
sonage of Rev. M. F. Weise who per-
formed the ceremony. The newly mar
ried couple will make their home on the
Jordalen farm.
" lOeL CIlS SASIIIpCIOI1 VI SICOACo Ny
the income tax law, some over $72, 900
was taken from the assessment roll,
which the tax was expected to make
up. The report from the city treas
urer, A. L. Severson, shows that the
net amount received by Stoughton is
$779. so. At the present rate of SIG to
the thousand the amount would have
been under the old law approximately
81, $50.
Mrs. Andrew Erickson passed away
at her home, 211 East Washington ST. 4,
Friday morning, after suffering stroke
of apoplexy just after retiring Thurs
day night. Mrs. Erickson was born on
Aug. IA, 1859, in Stoughton and was
the eldest daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Lars Gregerson, pioneers in this vicin-
ity. She was united in marriage to
Andrew Erickson thirty-four years ago
who until the time of his death ten
years ago was prominent furniture
dealer here. Four daughters and one
son survive her
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28

claims requires an ability to weigh and
judge testimony, knowledge of law
and also patience and kindly considera-
ton. Ny legal training and judicial
experience, believe, have fitted me
for this position. While some of the
work in the Municipal and County
Courts is similar, yet the County Court
does not include so much criminal work
and is cleaner and of higher grade.
For this reason I should like to be
elected to fill the position.
If the friends who have indicated
that they would support me, vote, I
am sure | will be elected by large
majority; and to the seventeen hundred
signers and all the others who have
kindly given me their support, | only
ask that you be sure and vote. I am
very grateful for your kindness and
will do my best to merit it.
Yours truly,
CHARLES L. FIFIELD.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
BY Comparison.

"Say, mamma, my teacher ID make a
bully highwayman!' exclaimed a boy
as he rushed in from school
"Why. Freddy. what in the world do
you mean?" inquired his astonished
mother
why, she's always telling the chill
dren to hold up their hands. Judges
Library
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
PAID ADVERTISEMENT

(Amount paid each insertion $1.5O
Written, Published and Circulated by
Charles L. Fifeld, GAINESVILLE, Wis.
A Last Word.
In the County Court, neither politics,
religion, nor nationality should cut any
figure. The County Court has charge
of all estates-th probate of wills
the guardianship of children the COM
mitment of dependent children and of
the insane. To pass on conflicting
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
Took the Count.

Bobby, you have been fighting with
that Stapleton boy again. Did you
count ten before you struck him, as
have always told you to do?'
mo. but was told that somebody
counted ten after he landed on me. -
Chicago Tribune.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
A Woman's AGE.

Guest-Delightful party you are hav-
Ing tonight. old fellow. Host-Yes,
am giving it to my wife. 1t is the
twelfth anniversary of her thirtieth
birthday -Harper's Bazaar
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
Interesting Local Hints

For hand painted china call on Mrs.
Harry Ash at her residence on Albion
street or Dean Swift's drug store. A
full line of hand decorated china on
s.and - III fines 0. ers j antiv
A.led. Phone $50, Mrs Harry Ash. los
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
Notice

Having sold our business, we wish to
have all accounts settled as soon as
possible. l6tf J. d. HAHN EST.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
For Sale.

A modern home on Albion street, s
rooms, bath rooms, large wood shed
and store room, and good barn.
13tf r. j. MALTPRESS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-03-28
Farm for Rent.

The Orrin Pomeroy farm in Porter
of 120 acres is to rent on shares. APP
ply to B. L. PAGE. 16
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1913-03-20
SPECIAL MEETING
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

M L SoM
Frederick, Md, March II, 1913.
The County Commissioners will meet
at their office at the Court House OF
Monday, March 81, at 10 O'Clock a. M,
and will continue in session three weeks
to hear appeals from assessments, assess
new property, consider pension applica-
tons and for the transaction of general
business. The following schedule of dis.
ricts has been adopted:
FIRST WEEK.
March 3l--General business.
April Creagerstown and Emmits-
ourg Districts.
April 2-Hauvers and Woodsboro Dis
tricts.
April 3-Catoctin and Urbana Districts.
April Buckeystown and Middletown
Districts.
April 5-Woodville and Linganore Dis
riots.
SECOND WEEK.
April Liberty and New Market Dis
riots.
April s-Petersville and Mt. Pleasant
Districts.
April 9-Jefferson and Mechanicstowr
Districts.
April 1O-Jackson and townsville Dis
tricts.
April 11--Lewis town and Tuscarora
Districts.
April l2- Burkittsville and Ballenger
Districts.
THIRD WEEK.
April 14-Braddock and Walkersyille
Districts.
April 15-Frederick District.
April 16-Frederick District.
April 17-Brunswick District.
April Is and 19-Pension Days.
The attention of all taxables is especial
y directed to this notice as no abate-
ment will be made nor any credit allow
ed after the 3Oth day of April, 1918, un-
til the levy of this year shall have been
completed. Persons having erected new
buildings, or made additions and i'm
provements to their old buildings, and
those acquiring additional personal pro-
perty would do well to report the valua-
tion of same otherwise they may be as
sessed excessively.
Those disposing of personal property
are earnestly requested to report the
same, and bring their sale books to this
Office before May LIST, if they wish to be
released from taxes on same this year.
By order,
LINCOLN G. DINTERMAN,
President.
hardwood D. Harp.
Clerk.
inch 20 At
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1913-03-20
HAHN.

HAHN.
Word has been received here of the
death of Mr.. Jacob M. Hahn, native
of Frederick county, at his home in Car
rolton, Ohio, on Friday, March IA. He
was born near Rocky Ridge on June 10,
l848, and resided in this section until
about eight years ago, when he went
West. He was blacksmith by trade
and followed his occupation as long as he
was able. Mr.. Hahn was the son of
VIM. and Sarah c. Hahn, deceased, and
was one of seven children, three of whom
survive, two brothers and one sister; JAS
H. Hahn, of West Carrolton, Ohio; Mrs.
B. L. Osburn, of Washington, D. c., and
Robert E. Hahn, of Dayton, Ohio.
The funeral was held Monday morning,
services being held in the Catholic church
in Miamisburg at $50, and interment in
Evergreen cemetery, West Carrolton, o.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1913-03-20
SALE REGISTER.

Under this head will appear, free Of
charge, the date and character of public
sale, for which bills have been printed
at this Office. Space herein may be Sc
cured when bills are printed elsewhere
at the rate of 81. 90 for the season.
On Saturday, March 22nd, at 10
o'clock, Adam r. Zentz will sell horses
cattle and farm implements near Grace
| ham. E. G. Mercer auct.
On Monday, March oath, at II NJ,
Chas. E. Sayler will sell personal pro-
perty on Miss Ella Martins farm near
/ Graceham.
| On Tuesday, March 25th, at 10 o'clock,
VIM. c. Miller will sell personal property
| near Logs. E. L. Stitely auct.
On Wednesday, March 26, at 10 O'Clock
| U. E. Smith will sell horses, cattle and
farm implements near Grace ham. EFT.
| Mercer auct.
On Thursday, March II, at 10 O'Clock
! c. S. Measell with sell horses, cattle an |
| other property at his residence on the
State Road one-fourth mile north of
Thurmont. Geo. f. Willhide auct.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1913-03-20
Personal.

Mr.. l.. Roy Sigmund, of Boonsboro
visited his mother, Mrs. Alverda Sig
mund, during the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Troxell anC
daughters of New York are visiting Mrs.
A. A. Troxell and daughters, Misses
Anna and Katie Troxell.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. Lloyd Cutler. of Fred
erick, visited Mr.. and Mrs. Peter N.
Hammaker last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Beard and daugh.
ter, Miss Nancy, were guests of Rev
M. L. Beard during the past week.
Mr.. Lott Black of Dickerson, Nd, Wis.
tied his mother, Mrs. Amelia Black, last
Sunday.
Miss Esther Heimer and brother, Mr.
Roger Heimer, are spending Easter va
cation with their parents, Rev. and Mrs
Heimer.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1913-03-20
Another King Killed.

Dispatches from Saloniki, state that
King George Of Greece was assasslna-
ted Tuesday afternoon while walking
the streets of that city. The assassin
was Greek of low mental type, and
gave his name as Aleko Schinas. He
shot the King from the rear, and the
shot passed through his heart killing
him almost instantly. King George
will bc succeeded by Crown Prince
Constantine.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1913-03-20
More Pool Tables.

Mr.. L. c. Smith, who opened pool
room here about two weeks ago, found
it necessary to put another table in to
accommodate his patrons. Every even
ing the three tables are busy, and as
pool is new to the big majority of young
men and boys in Thurmont, almost every.
body is learner. The amusing feature
of the game is to hear everybody tell the
other fellow what to do.
But over on the other corner at Wis
otzkey Bros, the bowling alleys were
deserted, patrons of the game having
turned their attention to pool. To ac-
commodate the trade two pool tables
have been installed by Wisotzkey Bros.
in the rooms over their store.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1913-03-20
Communications Addressed
to the Editor.

The CLARION desires it to be distinct
ly understood that it is not responsible
for the views and opinions expressed II
letters appearing under this head.
Mr.. EDITOR:
In your last week S issue under
the heading "Bank Sto ok Sold you state
that the so shares of stock of the Citizens
Savings Bank was sold about an houl
after the paper was issued at $lS pei
share, or $3.50 per 500 worth. Few peo-
pie know who owned this block of sc
shares, but the writer does. 1t was
when the Citizens Savings Bank had
opened its books for subscriptions that
"a hayseed" blew into town and was
asked if he didn't want to get in on d
good thing, and when asked the 'limit
he was told no one could get more thar
$500 worth, he was "wise one" anc
went the limit. He made Is per cent.
interest on his money, clear of taxes
There were some "doubters" at thai
time, but from the above sale it would
seen this wise one from the rural haunts
could see nine years ahead of him pretty
clearly. The only comment we have tc
make is he sold too soon.
Up, G.,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1913-03-20
Ordinance "a.

An Ordinance governing the use and
control of Electric Current of the Munic-
pal Electric Plant of Thurmont, Md.
SEC. Be it enacted and ordained by
the Commissioners of Thurmont, that any
person wishing to get current for light
ng or power from the Municipal plant
of Thurmont, he shall first obtain per-
nit from the Secretary of the Board of
Commissioners who shall forthwith order
an electrician to make the proper con-
nection to furnish the current.
! SEC. 2. And be it enacted and ordan-
ed that the following prices shall govern
the electric lighting current: That every
house or building where more than two
lights are used shall be governed by
meter reading, and a charge of 10 cents
per k. W. hour will be charged together
with 10 cents per month for use of meter;
where two bulbs or less are used, Of 60
watts or less each the charge will be so
cents per month for the first light and
Is cents for the second, and for meter
.adings the minimum charge will be so
cents per month. Charges for current
for Churches, Societies and Lodges shall
be given by the Board of Commissioners.
SEC. g. 1t shall be the duty of the
5ailifT, or the person designated by the
Board of Commissioners, to read the
meters and collect for current, to read
md collect the same on the first of each
md every month, he shall furnish the
consumer with the reading of the pre-
vious month together with the present
reading and amount consumed for that
month, giving them receipted bill; he
shall also make duplicate and turn the
same over to the Secretary of the Board
of Commissioners.
SEC. 4. Disputes over meter readings
shall be referred to the Board of Com
missioners, and if necessary meters will
be tested and adjustments made.
SEC. S. Current shall be due and pay
able monthly; any consumer being in ar
rears three months the Board of Commits
sioners may order his current cut out,
and failure to pay may be collected the
same as a common debt.
SEC. 6. 1t is hereby enacted and or
dained that this ordnance shall take effect
from the date of its passage.
Passed this Goth day of February, 1913.
WILLIAM j. FREEZE,
l.. r. WAEsCHE, Mayor.
Secretary.
inch at