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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
BIRTHS
RnYs.

BOYS.
s. Kosmalski, s23 st. Aubin; q. Bost-
wick, ss Palmer; NJ Reiter. AZ An
Werthman, $40 Mcclellan: J. Zielka,
1871 st. Aubin; ID. Romeo, 1857 Cadillac
Owins): NJ. Sebatine, 7s6 Rivard =.
Dolecky. 657 Grandy: NJ, Balza, 1919
Ferry r. Desc. Sls Macomb; II:
Schlwitz. AIS Cooper; p. Romeo. 1897
Cadillac: d. Fousaca. al Montcalm: j.
r. Fisk 3s3 Avery; c. ID. Wells, Provi-
dence hospital; II. Schofeld, ass Mt.
Elliott: A. Heubner. 1910 Campbell; II
Barget. 26 Page; M. Noonan, $50 Yer
mont: J. Azar. 467 Leonard: b. Mccoy,
log MeIrose @. Hughes. ga Lambert
derson; r. Abbott $40 JEFFERSON: O.
Thurman. 514 McKinstry; J. Prykow-
SIX 1913 Willis; J. LEBLANC. sss st
Aubin.
GIRLS.
]. Careless. 943 Leland; ]. Murphy
S4s Harper; p. Riczak. DETROIT y
Providence hospital; II. Lavercombe
1A Piquette II. Mcpherson. s31 Bel
Yidere. J. Borus. $50 Wesson: j. Gnin-
ska, 692 Wesson: w. Cady, s42 Stan
ley; r. Bodendorfer. 1929 Kirby; r.
Neumann. 1900 Pennsylvania; y. Me-
Clure. Proyidence hospital; G: st
$50 Mllwaukee: NJ johnson. III
Cpruce: ]. Gardas. s4S Leland; j. surd
1852 ST. Aubin; L. Baccaccic 20 st
Joseph; II. Geldmaker. ass st. Aubin
G.. Blodeko. SAC Chene; J.. Stodolski
1918 Chene; G. Leeman, 50 Goodwin
q. Pomeroy, 12H St; Aubin; J.. Grim.
shaw. eos owen; J. scordamaglia, 7st
Ct Antoine; II. ziesmer. 20 Uthes: NJ
Hack. 1908 st. Aubin: s. Czydork. 40,
Trumbull.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
MARRIAGES

James f. Cole, 30; Agnes A. Grodl, rs.
ADAM Flint %, Anna Kukulka, ~.
Arthur 10y, az; Grace Davis. 80.
Arthur Abranowitz. 2e; Esther Cher
Henry Koenig. 2s; Nellie o. Psnnsr,
wojciech ole,1ko. al: Cornslla Drie-
wiath 20.
Bert David. "a; Margaret Hllts. az.
John Sontag, so; Grace Parker, ~.
stamisiaw Krakowiak. 25; Amelia
BoraD, 20.
Frances Pietruszka, 10. same.
Howard C. simpson, 40; stella La
Der, 20.
Maciej pobIanski. "a; Brenislawa
Bernard B watkins, 20; Dorothy
Van Ness, FL
samuel smith. 81. BEDFORD: Jessie
Blakemore. "a. same.
Jack Burrow, "a; Anna Nekalsky, ~.
Oscar III. Smith. 20; Salina Turo. %
szymon Minauzkit. 20; Grazalia ku-
chinska, "a.
Peter Mikuio. "a; zophia Mihal. "a.
Peter Bunea, 81; Victoria Marta, 80.
Matthias Tanyi Is; Agnes Szivasy. ~.
John Klein. 20; Ida De0randchamp.
shire. Eng; Frances Lothrop. 10. De-
troit.
Frank FrOncaia. "a: stanislawa VII
czak. Is
fioyd boulton, ~ Myrue Iucker, ~
Alex Szanko. 20; Kate Sisko, 10.
Joseph Pulaski. %; Anna Kusz, -.
Steve Lupa, 20; Mary dorgol. ~.
Nicholas Ptshko. ~: Katherine Bore
czak, "a
Michael Nimiec. "a; stefania sroa-
sick, IS.
Vosa Perinac, 2s; saveto Demakas, rs.
Edwin Coats. 55, Dearborn; Laura
Kint. So, Charlotte, Mich.
Benjamin smith. a.; Mary Codwell.
I1s.
Harry KozlowskL "a; sophia Kurkow-
ska IL
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
DEATHS

Clifton Tilden. 91e Lafayette. 81
years. organic heart disease; John Nor
ley. Arnold home, sc years, paralysis OF
heart: Lena Gcloneck, b23 Dearborn, 2l
years. pulmonary tuberculosis: Charles
Titus. Sr., Warren and Twenty-tourth.
g. years. apoplexy; John Trimm, ST
Mary's hospital, 26 years, murder
Henry Gasco, 2ss Trombly. 1s years
rheumatism; William Lasmour, 75 Yer
mont. Sc years, pulmonary tubercu-
losis; Hassan Enend, 81. Mary's hos
pital. 26 years. murder; Lena Scheman-
sky. $50 Orleans. "a years, phthlsis pull
monalis; Agnes Lasln, 474 Myrtle.
years, scarlet fever; Blanche KIbiarza
S43 Tillman, years. cerebro spinal
meningitis: Martin fiodgson. 81 Hunt,
II years, apoplexy; Dora Speck. 400
Wabash. 81 years. appendicitis: Mar
garet Stringer, 336 Putnam, Sc years
arterio sclerosis; Julia Hanifan, III
Spruce. - years. obstruction of bowels
Margaret MeHugh. 2eS sixth, 81 years,
paralysis; Daniel Maloney, 1es la.
brosse 3s years. aortic reorganization
Mary Rowe, 502 Gratiot. az years, peri
tonitis; Caroline Plat, 635 Clinton. ae
years acute nephritis
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
WORKHOUSE EARNINGS
WILL GO TO WIFE

Edmund Desjardin. who has been
hailed to court several times on his
wife's complaint that he failed to sup
port her and her four small children.
was ''ih again" before Justice Jeffriess
Wednesday morning. and was found
guilty. The Judge. deciding that Des-
jardin was not worthy OF further OPP
portunity to be good, sent him up for
80 days in default OF $25 fine, and
his earnings will be turned over to his
wife
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
KNIFE WELDERS
SENT TO PRISON
Pair Of Syrians Given go Days
Each in Workhouse by
Justice Jeffries

Andy Siberia, a Syrian. was sent to
the workhouse for so days in default
OF a 300 lne, by Justice Jeffries.
Wednesday.
Andy went TO his rooming house.
intoxicated, the other night, and de-
manded that the landlady brew cup
OF tea for him. She refused, and told
linn that what he needed was a good
sloer Then Andy drew knife and
attacked her. A boarder interfered,
Tut when he grabbed the knife, Andy
drew IL across the boarder's fingers.
putting him TO flight. lie then at
tackled the woman, and stabbed her
In the arm.
Mahanna Bolos, another Syrian,
WAS sent up Tor 60 days In default or
$50 fine when convicted of stabbing
a son OF the landlady at his rooming
house lie knocked the woman down.
and when the son lnterfered. stabbed
the young man in the body.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
Died.

ntED
BlIAIR--at Residence, SO Reid-aye
Julian Blair beloved wife OF Joseph
and mother OF Joseph, Jr.: Mrs. A.
Davis, Mrs; Thos. Lynch. Fred and
Thomas Blair. Funeral Thursday
$50 a. m. from above residence and
Holy Redeemer church at .. Inter
msnt az Ec0rse cemetery.
kATA-Jan. 10th, at his residence. gs3
Concord, Carl age 81 years, beloved
husband OF margarine KATE and dear
father or Mrs. Michael Reuter- and
brother OF Ludwig Katz. Funeral
Thursday at y. m. from residence.
81, at residence. les
East Elixabethst., Elizabeth. relict
or the late Dominique. Peter. Mrs.
Jas Mccarthy Sr. Antoinette du Sac
cri Occur. Emily, Joseph, George,
Lenore and the late Theodore La
Tour. Funeral from residence FRI
day at $3.50 a. m. and from 81. Peter
and PauPs tJesuitA church at 3.
LA LoNDE--Jan. 81, 1918, at his late
rehdehce. 10 BALDWIN avenue, Cleo
phas, beloved husband OF Emma and
father OF Adele la Londe Funeral
Thursday morning from 81 Joachim
church. sac a. m.
LAf7MoUR-ewm T. at the home Of
his son. Fred W. Larmour. rs Yer
mont-avs. Burial private.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
HEARS DETROlT'S BAD;
CARRIES GUN; FINED

!. Joan Ficke, of Giadwin. Mich, had
THE idea that Detroit was a sort of
bad lands" such he had read about
in magazines. John gained the i'm
preston from stories of the alder
manic boodlers, uf strong arm men.
footpads. pickpockcts and white-slav.
ers, which he had read SO when he
came to Detroit ne bought the biggest
revolver IN Gladwjn, and tucked 1t
into his hip pocket The first person
he met was policeman who locked
him up for carrying concealed weap-
ons.
When John to'd Judge Phelan OF
his fears, Judge Phelan's civic pride
was aroused, anu be plastered $50
fine on Ficke. who paid.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
LAND SHARK is GIVEN
z YEARS IN SING SING

NEW YORK, Jan. 22.--Edgar X.
Jackson. head of the firm OF Jackson
brothers. realty dealers, convicted OF
grand larceny. in connection with the
operations Of his firm, was today
sentenced by Justice Con to not less
than Ave nor more than seven years
in Sing Sing prison. Jackson's attor.
ney. James W. Osborne, denounced
recent stories saying that Jackson
was responsible for the suicide OF
Mrs. Barry. an investor in his
schemes. The court said that he did
net consider this case in passing
sentence.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
KENTUCKY BANK is
CLOSED BY THE STATE

LOUISVILLE, by, Jan. 22--'L~-
Commercial Bank & Trust Co, was
closed today by TIC state banking COM
missioner. Dissatisfaction with the
collateral on certain loans caused the
action.
DIR. Ben l.. Brulor, former secretary
OF state. Is president; Clarence Lebns,
of Lexington. and Mayor Head, oil
Louisville, are directors.
The bank has about 100000 depos-
its. II was stated that deposltors will
be paid in full.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
IN MEMORIAM

IN MEMORAM
IN LOVING MEMORY OF our precious
one. Hattie A. sackett. who was
called 10 Heaven three years ago to-
clark Sackett and cherished mother
OF Mrs. Gertrude Sackett-Swa
Nothing Is complete without our
loved one.
Whom God called TO Join sweet
Heavens throng;
Nothing Is complete without our
For her our hearts doth ever mourn
and long.
Nothing Is complete without our
loved one,
she is sanity loving. kind and
Nothing is complete without our
Whom God called TO join His
chosen few.
Never will we cease to mourn our
Never can our sorrow e'er abate
Till again we meet our own fair
Just inside OF Heavens blessed
Her loving husband. her loving
daughter. her loving son-in-law
IN LOVING MEMORY OF George MertE
died IL years ago. Jan. "a. 1901.
Call not back the dear departed,
Anchored safe where storms are
DER,
In the border land we left him.
Soon to meet and part no more.
Far beyond the world OF changes.
Far beyond this world OF care.
We shall find our missing loved one.
In our Fathers mansion fair.
His loving wife and children.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
DIVORCE JUDGE THANKED
BY CHILD OF PARENTS

CORUNNA, Micn., Jan. 22.-(Spe-
cial.--Marion Wallace. eight years
old, of Perry. voluntarily walked up to
Judge Miner on the circuit court
bench this morning, and extending his
hand, thanked the judge for effecting
a settlement between his divorced
parents, which * suited in his being
permitted TO remain with his mother.
The Judge was NOV Cd by the act. and
urged the boys mother to give him
the best of care.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
Actors sue Booking Agency.

II. Edmonds Mccarthy and Marie
Mccarthy, who are known In vaude.
Vile circles as -Edmonds and fr
singers and dancers. brought suit in
Justice DeGaw's court, Wednesday, to
recover SAL from the Central Circuit
Co, a booking concern, alleging that
the sum was due them for profession
al services given IN the Savoy theater,
Detroit. and another show house, dur.
ing December.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
mat" GAINEY MAY
GET BENCH PLACE
Slated for Position If Bill Gre
ating Third Police JUS
ticeship Passes

Since the bill for the creation OF
the Office OF third police justice for
Detroit has been discussed. the name
OF Mathew s. Carney has been urged
rs a candidate for that position.
Mr. Gainey, who for the past 10
years has been connected with police
court In the capacity OF court steno-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
Tr,.. su,cIde, Fails.

Mrs. Grace Fenton. OF NO. AS Fifth
st. swallow ed antIseptic tablets with
suicidal intent, Tuesday night lot
relatives discovered her plight In time
save her life. She had been despondent
for some time.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
Maple Sugar Cookies.

One cup OF sugar. one cup of crushed
maple sugar, half a cup OF butter, two
well.beaten eggs. two tablespoons OF
water, two teaspoons OF baking pow
der and -four enough TO roll out. DO
not make too stiff. Bake in quick
oven.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
M..nlnrm,a nrau. ar. r,n..

AleX MacDiarmid was found guilty
I'm Justice STEMS court. Wednesday o.
violating the labor laws by employing
= young woman overtime on the day
before Christmas, but he pleaded thar
the girl worked willingly. and that bs
was forced TO MI food OF orders. re
ESCAPED xith-a-nne of 81
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22

Frank smith was charged $50 FOL
four bottles of whisky when he ap.
peared before Justice Jeffries, Wed.
nesday. Smith was convicted OF shat
terIng a saloon window TO get this
WFTsVy TIC waS Bfvpn tire ALTERNATIVE
Of serving so days, which he chose
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
Two passengers Hurt ON wabash.

RTFFALo. =. ". Jan. 22.-Ten
passengers were slightly injured when
Wabash passenger train No. Q, bound
for chicago and 81 Louis, collidcd
freight in the Black Rock yards here
today Thomas Bingar. OF Detroit, Chef
In the dining car. was among the In
iured
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22
DIED

MOI Mildred. Jan 20, aged
10 years. beloved daughter OF Henry
and Rose Moerschall. and sister OF
Mrs. Walter Schrag, Mrs. Charles
Robarts, Val A.. William H.. Arthur
j., and Casper H. Moerschall Flu
neral from her late home. 2s3 Maple
ST., Thursday. y. IN.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22

Job Printing Done Night Times
Printing Co. N John R--sf.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-22

In 10 months OF 1912 United States
corporations have placed on the
market s1.779,022, 600 worth of securl.
ties.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-06
It Will Fit Any City or Town

The advocates of the city manager idea last spring were by the objection that while that plan might very well in small towns and had presumably worked such towns where it had been tried, it be entirely inapplicabe to a city of the size of Phoenix which rapidly growing. Since much larger cities than Phoenix adopted it, among them Dayton Springfield and sandusly, ohio. There is a grow ing conviction among thoughtful men that no city can be too big the city manager plan.
 MT Frederick w. Upham Chicago is one of the foremost students municipal government and betterment in this country. He is a member of the Chicago Plan Commission and for some years has been actively engaged in every movement look ing to the improvement of Chicago He has lately returned from d visit to Europe, and has brought back with him Berlin idea The Berlin idea is city manager idea which for many years has been prevalent most, all. German cities
 Berlin" Upham is the twin of Chi cago. wide-aWake and well governed It IS almost bustlng American city. If Chi cago only q business manager trained man instead of a mayor a political basis this city could soon become beautiful Berlin. with out the expenditure of any money than is now spent. There $ of this political rivalry for the mayors office such see in this coun- try and which results in cities being badly gov erned wasteful-"
 As late as a year probably majority of the students of government in this country thought as our Phoenix objectors did. the plan was not applicable cities. The fact is they had thought much about it. But now that their attention has been directed they do not why a city, whatever it's size may not be run on busI- ness prfnciples they do not why public money, more than private money. should be wasted.
 Commenting the adoption of the Dayton charter the Chicago Record Herald said: Tt illus trates the spread of the gospel of efficiency and local non -partsanship. cities evidently pared to To things which Germany alone has been credited with by students of municipal efficiency
 We believe time will come when the Berlin idea will prevail throughout this country; when the people will select their public servants with the same care with which they select their empIoyes in private business they will insist that the public business be transacted with the same economy and efficiency they require the handling of their private affairs
 The proposed model charter offers to Phoenix the opportunity O become of the pioneers in the movement better municipal government By the adoption of charter will gain many years in the advancement of the city, and We will save many thousands of dollars in the handling of munic- ipal
Arizona republican., 1913-09-06
The Reform School

Whether not many as twenty-one Inmates the reform school have escaped from that insti- tuition within the three weeks We do not know but it is certain that the ranks have been somewhat depleted. It is stated by newspaper of reform school in illustration the humane methods with which he going to supplant the heroic methods of his predecessor night took miscel- laneous ot of pupils q picture show When the detachment rounded up returning to the school it that the attendance had been decreased by two.
 This is IS illustration that in deal ing with reform school boys something more than genteness kindness is needed. There must be q firm enforcement O dicpline and obedience. It is well enough give show of confidence in a bad belief in his good intentions If he worthy of such a trust, he would be in the reform school
 Between this kind of treatment and cruelty there is little difference, the future of the boy is concerned Prisoners age, and not all prisoners by any means, be put their The honor of bad boy. though, is a weak thing requires careful and patient development
 Col. Mahoney the first superintendent of the school and the superintendent until year since when we have three superintendents conducted it with great He had had experience in penology in his life, and fanciful theories. But he had lot of hard sense. and had a knack of gaining the confidence of boys and He treated the pupils with absolute justice. Under his man agement rules obeyed for the reasons that the
Arizona republican., 1913-09-06
Lady Macbeth
By HOWARD L. RAIN

Lady Macbeth heroine of the pleasing pieces of filagree fiction invented by MT Shakespeare who dabbled in light literature with much enthusiasm that most of his language has had to be either extracted or deodorized. process has robbed Shalespeare's books of good their pristine Vgor. but has made it sibIe to read him out loud in a select company without causing any body reach the Florida water Lady Macbeth was strong minded female who had positive convictions on great many would be a O number of people who had planted themselves the right of way leading the throne of Scotland and she nagged Macbeth finally slew the king with every sembance of cordiality BanquO the next in hne and the Macbeth family had him killed one evening so that he wouldn't interrupt the corona tion ceremonies Shakespeare, who was on familiar terms with Macbeths and took long-hand notes of most of their conversation tells us that bahquo having previous engagement in another climate sent his ghost the banquet annoy Macbeth who immediately threw some light and airy persi- fage n direction of the ghost and fell into q profound fit. Lady Macbeth was one of the most profane women Shakespeare ever met, which is saying a good deal and the neighbors became very tired of seeing her rinse her hands under the kitchen pump and hearing her cry out damned sharps After his Wife's death Macbeth got to consortng with number of wel-knoWn witches slightly nutty. These ladies made q scant honest living by telling fortunes out of a soup bowl and advising people when to let go of United States steel common and they informed Macbeth that he would not die until something like forty acres red oak timber, populary known Birnams wood, should rise up and IaIl on him. Macbeth much pleased to near thlS' before departing deposited a Canadian quarter in the soup which the witches were about to in hale. Banquo had a named Malcolm very obstinate and nI-tempered person, who had no re gard for human life and decided to slaughter N1acbetr befora the market declined therefore called out the militia. arming them with the deadly scrub oak marched on Macbeth to the tune of Chopins funeral oration Macbeth ran out to meet them considerable trepidation and an orange tunic, but was stopped a snort IlS.,l5e 5 from the windmill by Malcolms sword, which made quite rent in person before backing out This is a tale and teaches us that in the midst of life We are Tn death'
Arizona republican., 1913-09-06
And the Blind Saw

Put this to the side the slit skirt: It has been instrument in the detection of fraud. Oh no. We 10 fraud the part of the vearer who sought conceal nothing. The other day a man sitting street corner in 7t Louis a tin cup his hand and a large pacard across his bearing the legend Pity the Blind A woman a skirt. slit to the knee, came aons- The blind man shocked His eyes flew open with amazenent that such gongs should be per mited in any Missouri town Another young man happened along the moment and took in the en- semble skirt and the blind mans steady gaze.
 When the vision passed around the corner the young becSoned to policeman and pointed an accusing finger the blind man, who was taken to court thence to jail, refug~ from such dis turbng spectaces.
 The dispatch which describes this miraculous restoration of sight does not say what charge was lodged against the beggar. but we suppose that II was gazing upon what only those with eyesight are entitled
Arizona republican., 1913-09-06
The Undaunted Man
By WALT MASON

I met a Kansas granger whose crop was in danger drouth and roasted wind; enough make him disconsolate and break him. and stil the farmer grnned. He looked across his acres, all doomed by weather fakers who got he climate mixed; he watched clouds swirlinz5 he the curling, he ed the betViXt; he said: It's gone I reckon: shriveled up, by heck, produce n ear; of it's mighty grievous; such things will always pevee us-but better luck next year." His spirit wasn't humbled, he neither groaned prlmbed away tools: misfortune round him bristled, but cheeriiy he whistled, and manicured his mules How many undaunted when good things they have wanted like bubbles disappear? How many grin sorrow look toward tomorrow and better luck year. That farmer in the future, when you, disgruntled, took your trumpet despair, will have all kinds of money, his days will all be sunny and diamonds he will For fortune always faVors the who Wavers when evil days who up affliction, and says. with graceful dctior Well, better luck next year!"
Arizona republican., 1913-09-06
A SUBSTITUTE FOR PROFANITY
(ChicagO POsD

There a great many who worthy in other ways who too much. They realize this when they in surroundings where they have remodel their speech. Emphasis slowly through not having more than one vigorous means expression and the self-imposed watch against slip makes conversation painful Its progress is like that of a cat in wet grass.
 Profanity is taken up the most eagerly and the least ingenously by young who be thrown in with elder of the world for the first times. They jab in oaths unaccountaby and amateurishly. It is plain to be that they are afraid of being looked upon as weddings if they lard their lingo freely.
 After all, the indulgence in words ries little recompense. It is ineIegance-vice, you will,-that is the less eXcusable because of it's having the less attractiveness Our grandfath- and Chicago coached himself in the sub stitution of "statistician"-that is he did until he ran d chair in the dark when "statistician' did to him.
 The luxurious of profanity illustrated in an excellent light opera fifteen more years ago, called The Sphinx" The refrain of song 
 "'To state the politely,
 His utterance slightly
 Well, flOrid, torrid,
 A trife hot.
 He said, I believed him,
 The circumstan grieved him,
 And what he said relieved him
 A IO
Arizona republican., 1913-09-06
SUBTRACTION

The teacher hearing the youthful class in mathematics.
 "No' said; "in order to subtract, things have o the same denomination. For instance we couldn't three years from four peaches, nor eight horses from ten cats. Do you understand?
 assent from the majority of pupils One little boy in the rear raised timid hand
 Well Bobby, what asked the teacher.
 Please, teacher said Bobby couldn't you take three quarts milk from cows?"-New York