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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-07-31
a Is Having An Awful Time i'm His 1900

JINGLE JOE SARTO will get sick again,
- if they don't watch out.
I hope they keep St. Marks thumb, and
two or three of Salt Peters head handy to
work miracles with, in case Papas troubles
increase.
For hundreds of years, the Popes-who
are Gods -earth-have kept soldiers in
their house. This modest, Christlike abode
is called the Vatican, and it is situated in
Rome, Italy. With persistent humility, the
Popes have enlarged the shack in which they
dwell until it contains 50-odd grand-stir
cases, and 1900 rooms.
Among the other furniture, they have
some soldiers. Why do Gods-on-earth need
rifles, revolvers, bayonets and other carnal
contrivances?
Do they want war and bloodshed, right
there in Papa's little old cabin?
Anyway, that's what they came near hav-
ing, last week.
The soldiers got tired of being swilled on
grapejuice and other sour mash. They
demanded their wine, as of DID,
They prefer to tipple the light wine which
the Pope himself has endorsed as an exceed
ingly pleasant liquid
Il have his testimonial before me as [
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-07-31

Vatlcan-and their belly-bands all bulge
Hence, to order these animated wine kegs
to scale the slippery roofs of II 900 rooms,
is no joke. 1t is serious matter Especially
when the wine has been cut out.
Result: mutiny of the thirsty, indignant
soldiers.
There 3Oas almost a-q50t en- Papa,s house.
Pistols were drawn, and threats made. and
such a racket kicked up that Papa was just
about to telephone to the King of Italy for
help.
But finally the awfully scandalous scene
drew to close.
The officers of the Popes troops cried
Long live Garibaldi!" a name hateful to
Popes and Mother Hubbards generally.
The mutinous soldiers sang the Marseillaise
that wicked Democratic revolutionary song.
The police Of the Jeooish mayor of Rome
had to come to Pap0'S relief.
All, it was a sad day for Papa Sarto!~
All the world is ringing with the scandal.
All the world is laughing at Papa.
All the world is asking how it is that
rotten ecclesiastical system which cannot
keep decent order in the Pope's own house
hold should be trying to rule everybody else's
house.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-07-31

Bryan's own platform of 1896 and 1900
bitterly condemns national banks.
Yet, now, we have Bryan, Wilson and the
whole Democratic push, IN office, going oveR
to Aldrich, the Republicans and Wall Street!
WHY IS THIS?
If the Republicans are right, why should
we have any Democratic party at all?
Are we Democrats honest, when we fool
the people by pretending to be against
Republican policies?
Is it right for us to 90 into office as oppo-
nents of the Republicans, and then adopt
Republican measures!
Is it right for us to get office as opponents
of Special Privilege and then become the
foremost champions Of Special Privilege?
IT IS 4 SHANE!
1t is base betrayal of the people who
trusted us.
What is the gist of this new Currency
reform bill which President Wilson has
endorsed, which Three palace Bryan has
endorsed and which Senator Aldrch spun
out of that spider brain of his?
The Glass-Owens bill gives new lease Of
life to the national banks, continues our
bonding and refunding system, enables Wall
Street to inter-lock all the bank directories
and thus clnch the hold of the Money Trust
1t authorizes Wall Street to issue money
on its billions of rotten corporation paper.
1t gives to the favored few the money to
buy bonds WITH and power to get interest
on the bonds and on the money.
The Government will tax out of YOU the
money to pay the interest on the bonds, and
CONTINUED ON PAGE SKI
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-07-31

4 T the command of j. P. Morgan and
other Wall Street robbers, Senator Aid
rich of Rhode Island prepared a bill on the
Money Question.
That bill was intended to fasten upon the
people, for good and all, the tyrannical
power of the Money Trust.
That bill was meant to renew the lease of
the national banks, strengthen the grip of
the bondholders, and increases the Special
Privilege OF the 71On1-pr0ducer8 of qCeazth at
the expense of the toilers and producers
The llywhite- handed men of the Stock
Exchange and of the Money Kings parlor
wanted more advantage over the men of the
store, the saw-mill. the mine, the mill, the
farm.
They wanted more advantage over the
men who have to borrow money, the men
who have to sell their labor, the men who
have to market the product.
For this purpose, the infamous Aldrich
framed his currency bill.
his internal tariff bill which doubled the
cost of living, increased the wealth of the
rich, and dug deeper the pits of the poor
We Democrats fought Aldrich, fought the
President who signed and defended that
dlabollcal class-law, and aroused the coun-
try to such a pitch that the class-ridden
Republicans were driven from power
But the Aldrich tariff bill is still upon u.s.
It has been upon us for four years. I very
much fear that it will be upon us for many
months to come, although we Democrats
went into office pledged to it's immediate
repeal
Also, the A1drich money bill is about to
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Watch That Damnable
''Currency-RefOr1n' Bill

come upon us, in spite of all that we said
against it.
We Democrats have azaUays contended that
the Federal Government has not the power
to incorporate national bank, or other cor
poration.
The Fathers who made our Constitution
of 1881 repeatedly voted down the PROPOSE
ton to give the Federal Government such
power. The record Shoacs 1t.
The founders Of the Democratic party
07aooys denied the right of the Federal Gov
eminent to charter bank.
Jefferson, Benton, Jackson,-with one
voice they denounced national banks.
The Democratic party in all of its his
toric utterances has taken the same position.
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The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-02-21
Notice To Local Advertisers.

If advertisers desiring a chane
of their advertisements would seny
their copy early in the morning ,thef(
would secure much better work THAI
by bringing the same at noon. 0pl
force of men Is employed in th4
morning as we'll as the afternoon
and where a number of advertiser
brine changes at noon, or later,
is necessary to so rush the work
to sacrifice neatness and plann me, Il
crowding the copy into theF Fbaos,
regardless of appearance or any
thing else. It is also necessary to
have all changes completed by three
o'clock in the afternoon, in order
to get to press early enough for
delivery before dark; this leaves
only two hours, from one to three
o'clock. This request is made in
the interest of our advertisers, and
we think if they will give the sub
ject reasonable consideration, they
will see that they will be greatly
benefited thereby; just in the same
degree as their customers can Sc
cure a better selection of goods by
not waiting until Saturday night to
make their purchases.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-02-21
Cambridge, Md, Feb. Fl, 1913.
BriefGocal Mem.
Auditorium tonight.

AUQlLOEIum tonight.
Guy Brothers Minstrels at the
Auditorium tonight.
Mrs. A. Shepherd Bayly and Miss
Cora Jackson are spending several
| days in Baltimore.
Mr.. James w. McCready is spend
ing several days this week in Phil
adelphia on business trip.
Mr.. Thos. w. Simmons, of Mont
clair, N. J., is spending a short time
this week in this city.
Miss Annette Martin is spending
several days in Baltimore this week,
having been a passenger on the
Talbot last evening.
Miss Mabel Woolford left on the
B., C. & A. boat yesterday evening
for Baltimore, where she will spend
several days.
Miss Carrie Bayly left on the Bal
timore, Chesapeake & Atlantic stea-
mer yesterday evening, for Balti-
more, to spend a few days.
Mr.. Samuel Evans returned to-
day to his home at Milford, Del,
after spending a short time with
his brother, Mr.. ]. G. Evans,at the
Hotel Dixon.
Hon. and Mrs. Geo. R. Percy, OF
Tuckahoe Neck, are spending few
days this week in Cambridge, hav-
ing come over for the Masonic ban
Quet last night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Hall an
nounce the marriage of their daugh-
ter. Mary Webb, to Mr.. Darcy
Webster, to take place at their
home at Cabin Creek, on Wednes-
day, Feb. 26, 1913.
DR.. and Mrs. G. Roger Myers, of
Hurlock, attended the Masonic ban
quet last evening. While in Cam
bridge they were guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. Nicholas Williams. Oakley
street.
Mr.. Thos. Geoghegan, OF New
York city, arrived in Cambridge on
the night train yesterday to spend
a few days as the guest of his pa
rents, Capt. and Mrs. A. F. Geoghe-
gan. Choptank avenue.
Mr.. A. H. Merrick, who lives
near Ravenswood, recently killed
eleven hogs which weighed 1912
pounds. The heaviest weighed AIS.
These were some pigs, and it is
doubtful if any farmer in the coun-
ty can equal this record.
The tea given at the home OF
Mrs. e. A. P. Jones, on Vue de
L'Eau street, yesterday afternoon,
for the benefit of the Hospital, was
attended by a large number of per-
sons, the sum of So being cleared
for this fund.
Mr.. Howard Moore, who for the
past several years has been in the
employ of Mr.. Donald Stewart, has
| resigned his position to accept one
with the Armstrong, Gator Co., of
Baltimore. Mr.. Moore's many
friends here wish him much success
In his new position, and feel very
confident that he will make good.
List of letters remaining uncall-
ed for in the Cambridge postoffice
to Feb. %: VIM. Adams, Davie
Chunon, Moses Dixon, Jas. Chilean,
VIM. Henderson, Lelon Hopkins, w.
M. Jones, M. Johnson, w. Sydney
Lewis, M. J. Rishard. Miss Selma
Dokin, Mrs. Elizabeth Irwin, Miss
Sarah Johnson.-W. H. Medford,
Postmaster.
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MAsONs ENJOY FEAST.
Delightful Banquet Given At Thu
Annoy Last Night To Cele-
brate Washingt0n's
Birthday.

Cambridge Lodge, No. sc. Anci1
ent Free and Accepted Masonsl
royalty celebrated the anniversary
of the birth of George Washington
last night, when they gave a splenj
did banquet at the armory, whfsfI
was attended by nearly two hu113
dred persons, among whom werd
many visiting Masons from thi4
and the adjoining counties. Tho
event was one of the most successj
full in the history of the local
Lodge, and was thoroughly enjoyed
alike by the visitors and thei|
hosts. One of the hits of the event
ing was the humorous speech Of
Hon George Richard Percy,of Tuck
ahoe Neck, who was called uponI
Unexpectedly, to make a few rel
marks.
The receiving COMMITTEES wal
composed Of Col. and Mrs. Alhanu4
Phillips, DR.. and Mrs. John MaceI
Mr.. and Mrs. John G. Hurley and
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Crowell.
The members and their guestd
left the Temple for the banquet lsl}
about a quarter to nine o'clock,anQ
found swaiting them sumptut-u4
repast, which had been prepared 81
Messrs. W. H. Meekins & Brot
During the evening music was reli
dered by the Baraca Orchestra.
The menu was as follows:
Blue Points
Cold Turkey Tonso(
Cold Roast Beef FRIED Oysters
Chicken salad Potato salad
Cherklns Olives Slaw Celery
Maryland Biscuits Finger kolls
Harlequin Ice Cream
Layer Cake Assorted Cakes Fruit(
The program was as follows:
Toastmaster-Dr.P P. e. Hines.
Invocatton-Rev. J. L. Ward.
Welcome-Fred'k H. Fletcher.
Representative Masons-Wm. MAI
son Shehan, of Easton.
Sunshine and Shadow-ThoS. WI
Simmons.
The Spirit OF Masonary-Geo. 81
Hynson, of Milford, Del.
Love of Truth-Albert G. Tow1
ers. of Denton.
Masonry in Everyday Life JohIe
White Cliff, of Madison.
Brotherhood-Rev. G. w. Wray.
The Unknown Judge Henry
Lloyd.
Benediction-Rev. Amos Clary
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Dancing Academy.

Colonial ball Monday evening, Feb.
"a. Decorations, flags and flowers.
Music by Merry Band. Admission
Gentlemen, 50c.; ladies, 25c.-Adv.
21-2t.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-02-21

-Rt. Rev. VIM. F. Adams will
hold service and preach in st. Ste
phen's Church, East New Market,
on Sunday, Feb. %, at 100 O'Clock,
in the evening. All are cordially
invited.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-28

}. NJ. McTeer is sporting a new
Studebaker motor ear. Mucho ma
gocios, fellers.
Edward l.. Brown, the plumber, is
installing modern hot water heating
system III the new residence of Henry
Raithel.
l.. {. Barton of Cheyenne, Oklahoma
purchased the Ausmus property,
south of town. through Lester X
Perry for the consideration of 81. 900.
c, +. Parrish of Horse Cave, Ken
tucky. purchased the VI. A. Nordhaus
REIMBURSEMENT about thirteen miles
south of Deming; 100 acres. consid
Grafton, $l,400.
The High School ball team will
play the Esperanza team on Friday.
April 4. Everybody is urged to come
out and give the boys n boost.
'ambray is to have good sub
stantia school building in the very
near future. II will be located near
the station on an acre of land decided
to the school by l.. r. Kline.
j. +. Jarrel. director of publicity
for the Santa Fe Railroad. and 7.
Ripley, division superintendent of the
Santa Fe, Chanute, Kan, were in
Deming and were shown over the val
ley by r. Bedichek and c. J. Laugh
ren.
c. II. Raymond, who has been fore
man of the Headlight press for some
time past, departed early this week
for llamlin, Texas. where he has ac-
cepted a position with local news.
paper.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-28

", T.. Holt left the city Yesterday
Tor II business trip 10 III paso.
j. u. Dmaway of Hondale proved
up on his land near Ilondale YES
terday aud departed for III Paso.
W, W. Collins will succeed b. +.
butcher To the rlcrkship in the local
posiofice.
\ team of horses. belonging ia
Tom Taylor, hitched To wagon par
tally loaded with lumber, became
frightened while standing in front Of
the Deming Lumber Company's Of
flee and ran south on Gold nvenue
yesterday afternoon. The wagon
turned turtle in front of BlackhanI
X Sons garage. throwing the horses
to the street The horses were nm.
injured and the damage TO the wagon
was slight,
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-28
5000 WORTH OF EQUIP
MENT FOR DEMING ELECTRIC

The Dcmlng lee and Electric Com.
pany has received notification from.
it> head office in New York that the
following material has been ordered
shipped to Dcming for mstallment:
High pressure boilers and ,toker,.
new ,ub-station transformers. direct
connected Chusc CorIiss engine. 225
horsepower; new switchboard panels,
motor driven pumps, condenser
pumps, and all the incidental equip
mcnt for the installation Of an up Ia
date power plant. The cost of this
machinery i, about $4,000 Twelve
miles of poles are on the road and
expected here at any time.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-28
NOrdhauS Opening

The spring opening at the II. Nurd-
hau> and Sons Company last Friday
evening was one of the most brilliant
affairs of the kind ever held in Dem
ing. The store was iastefully decor
atcd with pottcd plants and ferns aud
cut flowers, and music was furnished
while the first peep into the spring
fashions was given to large num-
her of ladies who attended. The re-
lrcshments served by the Leras
Candy Company were much enjoyed.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-28
RAPID DEVELOPMENT BY
LITTLE VINEYARDS co.

Tia" lllll" Vineyards Company i
carrying on more extensive devclup
mcnl lhau cycl1hrlorc. The company
has IN operation already three wells.
each ol which delivers about 1000
gallons per minute. Seven hundred
acres of the tract have been cleared
and Icrclcd and put into condition for
irrigation, and I20 acres will be in
crop thi, year,
The erection Of an additional SilC
will be begun in a few days which
will hold l20 tone of Siiagc. This, in
addition to the two 6S.ton silos al
ready constructed, will give the farm
a Nllagc capacity now of 25G tons
The dairy herd now consists of %
COWS. and there will be- an addition
10 this herd made in short time.
The ollagc used during the past
winter was milo woilc and it proved
rmlncntly satisfactory Twenty acres
was sufficient to carry forty head ol
stock through the winter and up until
the first Of May.
One thousand Balm of Gilead cot
tonwood trees have been planted
along the avenues this year. making
IN all about ~lX miles now growing
in the Little Vineyards property,
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THE CANDIDATES.

The Citizens ticket carried the
namrr of the following candidates
{. J." Baker, Z. j. lAughrcu, DR.. j.
q. Mur, William Jennings and N. \.
N"rdnau,. The mu~- meeting held
ai the Comet rhcatrr Yesterday af-
lcrnoon selected the following candi
dates; William Jennings. II. II. ia
coba, {. l., Baker, ", T.. Holt and j..
NJ. Barracks,
LITTLE PUBLIC INTEREST
The fight will. it i, predicted. be-
II warm one and many arrmonlon,
discussions have been overheard in
the places treuurntcd by those most
interested in city politics. 80 far
personalities have hrrn uvuldrd and
II II likely that, uu matter which side
wins, the good Mlnbrc, spirit Of
unity will remain mistaken after the
ballots are counted. The consensus
OF opinion overheard IN places of re
sort Is to the effect that the number
of those vitality Interested in the out
come l. few, and that very hllc uuI
SIDE ol partisan supremacy /, nj
stake, 80 tar ~ the raudldulr-
lh"narllca are concerned. lhcy are
all representative business mon
known Ia be- virluou> in both public
and private life and undoubtedly the
cause of education will not suffer.
uo matter what faction gains control.
j is made plain that il L. education
and not men in which the citizen, ol
Drming are vitality interested, and
any attempt to introduce di>rord for
partisan reasons will meet with n
stern rcbukc. II l. predicted.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-28
NEW IDEA IN PUMPS
HAS BEEN EVOLVED
Instead OF Lifting Water, Arizona
Inventor Proposes TO Exert
Force Downward
IDEA OUT OF RAIN BARREL
Working Model Will Soon Be on Ex-
hibition in Mimbres Valley,
II Is Declared

1T has remained for Miami men
to develop new idea in the pumping
world, says the Miami (Arizona)
News IN II recent issue Of that publ
cation. Briefly. the new idea re-
fcrrcd 10 is forcing the water from
the well by force cxcrted down
ward. The story of the invention
may be of some interest To Mimbrc,
Valley farmers and excerpts from il
are given below:
SIMPLE IN CONSTRC CTION
TIL" principle involved j. very
simple one. A. the inventor states.
It l. nothing more than "wcll within
II we'll, with cylinder. made of
brass. placed below water level"
This cylinder is provided with II
check valve at the bottom. 4 large
easing extends from the surface to
n depth of s or 10 feet in water. as
the ease may be-. Projecting from
tn" lower end of the casing is the
brass cylinder spoken of. In the
brass cylinder is another cylinder
with another check valve, with hol-
low pIungcr AT the top, the length of
which Is governed by the strokb of
the pInngcr. AT the top on this
pIunger l. Il power rod connected at
the surface with the power used.
The pIunger lN forced down. the wa
ter rising and flowing into the out
sid. easing, which when filed. which
l. known ~ the overflow, the water
flows from the discharge pipe. The
simplest way To express the power OF
raising the water Is Ia take Il barrel
three fourthN filled and force n
plnngcr or cylinder down into it. II
Will he noticed directly that the wa
ter raises and overilows from the
barrel. II was from II study of lust
such an operation that started the
inventors on the idea which is now
developed, and is only proving that
two bodies cannot occupy the same
space at the same time and that one
must necessarily make way for the
stronger.
Another great feature connected
with the invention is that it will re.
duce the cost of power in pumping
water seventy-fve per cent. This
item alone is certain to appeal to the
farmers and ranchmen who are de-
pendent on irrigation. as the cost or
water for irrigation has been
the greatest drawback in the West.
The success of the new pumping idea
and low cost of operation will mean
dollars and cents to every man irri.
eating land.
1t is stated that they have figured
the cost of operating their pump
where with a six horse power engine
they can develop the same amount of
water twenty-five horse power en-.
CINE, with centrifugal pump, can
do"
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M|ESSE ISSUES SOME
M|MBRES LITERATURE
Descriptive Booklet Tells Of Manifold
Attractions of This Section
OF the Country
SOME LETTERS FROM CITIZENS
Facslmllies With Affidavit Attached
Gives Investors Reliable
Information
SOME LETTERS FROM CITIZENS

{. f.. Miessc, manager of the
Mlesse tract, near Carne. departed
Tuesday evening for Chicago after
closing deals with every one of the
option holders who came with him
about II week ago to investigate the
possibilities of irrigation in the MINI
breS Valley. Those who purchased
land of the Mimbrcs Valley Alfalfa
Farms Company, owner of the 1000
acre ract, are: ". j. Pollock, Polo.
Ill.,; {. NJ. Mcneil Mount Morris, III. :;
{. II. Baldwin, Ashton. III. John T.
Sullivan, Bclefontainr, Ohio. and
Roy Il. Rathcnbcrgcr, Dixon. III.
"Thr Mimbrc> Valley" i, the sub
lrrt of booklet ISSUED recently by
the Mimbres Valley Alfalfa Farms
Company and available for general
distribution. The pages give an ar-
ruratr and winning account of agri-
cultural and other condition, in IAN
ideal farming section where life is
worth the living" IN m rpilomc of
the attractions here the booklet
cnumcratcS the following: The finest
climate in the world; deep. rich soil
unrNcrIIrd anywhere: an incxhauoll-
bic water supply. 0o.90 per cent pure; !;
u home and nearby market for every
thing raised. practically every known
product of the soil flourishes; the
farmers and rnnchrrs' paradise for
hogs, cattle aud dairying; good mar
kct price for everything raised; rail
roads ccnlrr!ng al county seat and
mterSrcllng county IN four ,irer-
iions; schools and churches equal 10
the best. The booklet states that cX-
cur>ions will he run from Chicago the
first and third Tuesdays of each
month.
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Dance al the Club

The dance held by the Crystal Or
chcS,ra in the Adclphi Clubs new hall
was attended by the largest crowd
that has been brought together at q
dance for some time. The music was
the finest ever, and the event was
very much enjoyed by all. especially
as il was the first social event since
the close of the lenlcn season.
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SOCIETY
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Thursday Bridge Club

The Thursday Bridge Club met
with Mrs. J. II. Ewes Yesterday
ailcrnnm.. Mr.. =. Il, Brascllon ten
dcrcd her resignation ~ president Of
the club to take effect Immediately.
~ she and Mr. Bra~cllon will leave
for Texas points Sunday Tor u visit.
Mrs. II. II. Richardson wa- chosen
10 I'LL this vacancy and Mra. Chris
Ralthcl was elected secretary, The
guests Of the afternoon were Mrs Ira
q. Wetmore and Mr.. II. II. vii
liam,, Mrs. Ralph LOOMS made the
highest score.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-28
Lily Auction Bridge Club

The Wednesday Auction Bridge
club was entertained hy Mrs. II. II.
Kelly Wednesday afternoon. Mrs.
\, ". Pollard made the highest score.
The next meeting will be with Mis-
Ina l.apham at the home of Mrs.
Stevens on Iron avenue.