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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1913-04-24
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(Apml 1924
Citation for Hearing on Petition for
Probate of Will.
Estate Of Johan August Strand.
State of Minnesota, County of Mar
shall, In Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Jo-
han august Strand, Dece dent..
The State of Mimi esota to.sSs Carl
George SVestberg Frida Gloria
2Westberg, Selma Olivia Westberg,
'Theodor August Westberg, Hilma
Caro- lima Nv esther Axel Leonard
syVestberg and Minnie Othilia NN est
berg, and all persons interested in
the allowance and probate Of the
Will Of said dec edent le petition
of Charles 3 NNestb erg being duly
filed in this court, repr esenting that
Johan August Strand, then a resi-
dent Of the County of MARSHALL
State of MINES otar died on the 2 18th
day Of March, 1913, leaving a, last
will and estament which is pre-
scented to this court with said speti-
ton, and praying that said instTu-
|Inent be flowed as the last will and
testament Of said dec edent, and That
letters testame tary be issued
thereon Ito said Charles est
berg, Now q heref fore, you, and each
of you, are hereby cited and M re-
lquired to show cause, if any you
lshave, before this court, at the Pro
lsbate Court Rooms tn the Court
House, la Warren, County of IN ar
shall, State of N sota, on the 2nd
| day of May, a q 5, at 40 q clock IA. M.
l#Why the prayer of said petition
should not be granted
Witness the Honorable Peter H
Holm, Judge Sof said curt, and tht
seal Of said court this It'll day d
April, 1913.
Court Seal ter II. III ohm,
Judge
Julius u Olson,
Attorney for r etitioner @
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1913-04-24

FOR SALE wish Ito sell my
place Of bushes and stock Of har-
ness goods and shoes. For informa
ton apply to Lars sundin, Alvarado,
Mimi.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1913-04-24

Barred Plymouth Rock Eggs,
$3.50 to $3.50 per setting. Remem-
Der that my birds won list cockerel
at st. Cloud and End pullet at
Crookston. You can't get any bet
ter stock any place than you can
right here at home. w. 0. Brag-
gans. .s
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1913-04-24
HORSES FOR SALE

| have t2 good farm horses and
geldings left over from the sale, 1900
10 1900 lbs, two pairs colts coming 3
and i've pair drivers weight $500,
one milk COW, 3 mule colts, cream
separator, gang plow, large oak din
ing table, fine china closet, dresser,
dandy sideboard and other pieces Of
furniture. Call soon or they will be
gone. w. III. Dixon.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1913-04-24

FOR SAL = p ymouth Rock eggs,
30 cents . SETTING. Ed Rosendahl,
y Warren s Mimi Y m 2tpd
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1913-04-24

LOST Northwest of Warren s.
tail lamp and license number 3749
Finder return to Or. Anderson fol
reward. s@5,s
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1913-04-24
Tho Answer.

j no 1AU8VVeTs ~
Louis XIV. playing at backgammon
had doubtful throw. a dispute arose.
and the surrounding courtiers all re-
NAMED silent. The Count de Gramont
happened to come iii at the instant.
Decide the matter said the king g
him. II; n
..Sire. said the count, your majesty
is in the wrong.
4 How replied the king, 'scan you
decide without knowing the question!
ss : Because, said the count. had the
matter been doubtful all these gentle
men present would have given in for
your majesty. ~ Life.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1913-04-24
Didn't Get the Chance.

Did you tell her hen ynl.s prol osea
to her That YOU were llll vert So her?
/ That always ina es n hit witt heil,.''s
was going q. hut sh e told ito lIte
first. ~ Houston I ost.s&
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1913-04-24
Curious Questio

"A funny friend Of mine up in Wis.
aconsin sent me Il box of imported lim-
burger cheese by parcel post.
Eyes? sss. sa 2s
II buried it without opening the
package Sa5s
..Eh. Why. how did you know it was
slimburger cheese b
wv -h-a-t!. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07
GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY IT,
BEAUT|FY YOUR HAIR
Make It Thick, Glossy, Wavy, Luxur-
liant and Remove Dandruff-Real
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light, wavy, 1uf-
fy, abundant and appears as soft, lus-
trous and beautiful as young girls
after "Danderine hair cleanse" Just
try this-moisten a cloth with little
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. This will cleanse
the hair of dust, dirt and excessive oil
and in just a few moments you have
doubled the beauty Of your hair.
Besides beautifying the hair at once,
Danderine dissolves every particle of
dandruff; cleanses, purifies and invig-
crates the scalp. forever stopping Itch
ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most will
be after a few weeks use when you
will actually see new hair-f1ne and
downy at first-yes-but really new
hair-growing all over the scalp. If
you care for pretty, soft hair and lots
of it. surely get 25 cent bottle of
Knowlton's Danderine from any store
and just try it. Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION. GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" cures sick,
sour stomachs in five minutes
Time II!

Really does" put bad stomachs In
order-"really does" overcome indiges-
tion, dyspepsia, gas. heartburn and
sourness in i've minutes-that-just
that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the lar
gest selling stomach regulator In the
world, If what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps. you belch gas and
eructate sour, undigested food and
acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your insides filled
with bile and indigestible waste. re-
member the moment "Pape's Diapep-
Gin" comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
stonishing-almost marvellous, and
the joy is its harmlessness.
A large fifty-cent case of Pape's Dia-
pepsin will give you hundred dollars
worth of satisfaction.
It's worth its weight in gold to men
and women who can't get their stom-
achs regulated. 1t belongs in your
home-should always be kept handy
In case of sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.-Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07
MAKES DRAWING OF
A MARINE MONSTER
Second Officer of tie Steamship
corinthian Describes Fifty
Foot Sea Serpent.
+IT CRIED LIKE BABY
Declares He Located Creature of the
Grand Banks, Near Where Titanic
sank-Had Bonny Blue Eyes and
Neck Twenty Feet Long.

London.-Surely 1t would have been
1 mistake for the SILLY" season to
bass without its sea serpent. Down at
the Surrey Docks is a man who has
not only seen a fearful and wonderful
marine monster, but has even
sketched it from life.
1t is not exactly the sea serpent OF
hoary tradition, but a sort OF sea
giraffe-an extraordinary looking am
phibious animal which is puzzling the
biologists who have heard of 1t and
seen the drawing.
Some idea of this weird freak may
be gathered from this first hand de
scription of It: Has bonny blue eyes;
cries like a baby; neck twenty feet
long; body fifty feet; big head with
long ears and snout; three horned
fins adorn its bony head; two big
Tapping fms; skin like seal; brown
ish yellow in color. with pretty dark
spots"
A plain, commonsense seaman, who
tells his story bluntly, without any
frills or trimmings. Second Officer G..
Bachelor of the steamship Corinthian,
describing his strange adventure with
the sea giraffe. said:
I'VE we're bound from London to
Montreal. and 1t was my turn on
watch on the bridge in the early
morning of August 30. 1t was cold
and the gray dawn was just break
ing. when. as / was keeping my eye
straight ahead on our course. !
picked up queer-looking object about
a mile ahead. 1t disappeared. and as
quickly 1t shot up again no more than
200 feet away from the ship.
81 distinctly saw it rise out OF the
water First, there was a big head,
with long ears and long snout, and
bulging blue eyes that were mild and
liquid Then there was a neck-no
end of neck-and it swayed with
the wash of the waves. What it was
couldn't guess. for in twenty years
ical waters. I've never seen anything
like this sea giraffe that was staring
right at the Corinthian.
"As the thing seemed to eye me 1t
lashed the water with it's big front
tins. Then 1t suddenly dived and dis
appeared, at the same time giving an
odd little wall like a baby's cry. You
wouldn't think such a huge animal
could have had such small voice.
"As soon as l went off duty l went
below and made sketch of the mon
ster in India ink. When the Corin-
THAN reached Montreal my sketch
was shown to Prof. F. E. Lloyd OF Nc
Gill university. an expert in zoology.
The professor said that whatever 1t
was. 1t wasn't a serpent. but a sea
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07
Perpetual Motion.

One may well be sure that there is
no perpetual motion machine" For
this purpose machines have been con-
structed from time immemorial, but
nothing has ever come of it. Men have
gone mad on the subject, but without
any practical results. 1t was demon
strated long ago by Sir Isaac Newton
and De la Hire that perpetual motion
Is impossible of attainment Even the
solar system, the most wonderful ma
chine of which we have and knowl
edge, will run down in the course of
time, some say in about 100000 OF
years from now.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07
Seemed to Eye Me-"

mammal. 1t was certainly built on
high speed lines, and its finlike pro-
tuberance was well adopted for rum
ming things up.
Il located this sea giraffe in lati-
tude AZ degrees 81 minutes north and
longiture 4S degrees 32 minutes west,
off the Grand Banks. and not many
miles distant from the spot where the
Titanic went down. am inclined to
think myself that the wreck Of the
Titanic has had something to do with
the presence of this strange creature
in water where nothing of the kind
has ever been noticed before. Is it
making food of the dead bodies be-
low?"
Mr. Bachelor made the gruesome
suggestion in all seriousness. He was
evidently impressed with the absolute
accuracy of his observations.
Mr.. Bachelor. 1t may be added. is a
canny Scot, and his view is that there
may still be more survivors of an al.
most extinct race of sea beasts. ANY.
way. biologists are not unacquainted
with an 'amphibious or aquatic rep.
tile" called the sauraptergia, which
curiously resembles the description
of what Mr.. Bachelor saw.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07
Not His Wife.

did l not see you talking to your
wife last night?''
Nope; if it had been my wife J
would have been listening. not talk
ng.'-Houston Post
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07

Red Cross Bag Blue. much better, goe.
farther than LIQUID blue. Get from any
good grocer. Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07

He is truly great composer who
can set hen to music.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07
Pain in Back and Rheumatism

are the daily torment of thousands. To eff
fectually cure these troubles you must re-
move the cause Foley Kidney Pills begin
to work for you from the first dose and ex-
ert so direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble soon disappears.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-11-07
RIDIN0
THE SURF

T THE time of their annexation to the
United States much was heard OF the
Hawaiian Islands as the key to the
Pacific. name which, unlike most
, tags. seems to be a fairly accurate de-
scription. Situated between 10 and 23
degrees north latitude and between 154
degrees 40 minutes and 162 degrees
west longitude. they are at the juno
tion of the principal steamer routes
across the Pacific and indeed are the
only land of any extent within a radius
OF 1000 miles. This situation gives
them, inevitably, great strategic and
commercial imDortance To tho nortt
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-12-23
Extra Special

English Slip-On Rancoats, 5000 duality,
duced to S425
English Slip-On Raincoats, $1,000 quality, re-
duced to $645
Mems Best Grade Corduroy Coats, $500 quality,
reduced to $345
Mems Corduroy Coats, $500 quality, reduced
to sLoj
Leather Travelling Bags, $500 and So. so quality,
reduced to S4.35
Trunks and Suit Gases at Cost.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-12-23
Shirts, Collars ard Cuffs

All styles Lion Brand collars, sc quality now lie
cuffs, 25c I9c
The splendid Princely dress shirts, 5oc quality
4Ic
Lion Brand shirts (white included) 90 quality
SIC
Princely work shirts soc quality now 4rc
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-12-23
Hose

Hose
Our entire line of hose (Holeproof excepted)
25c quality 2Ic
Our entire line Of hose and l5c quality now 7c
Hats and Caps
The celebrated Howard hats, $500 quality,
S2.58
The celebrated Rossmone hats, 200 quality,
1853
All of our latest style cloth hats 80 and
quality, now l.28
All of our regular and I.25 hats now zoe
90 caps reduced to 7oc
DOC SOC
25c Ioc
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-12-23
Mems Corduroy Pants

The famous High Rock f1eeced lined underwear,
regular prise joc reduced to soc
The famous Derby Ribbed underwear, regular
price soc reduced to 800
Fine medium weight underwear regular price
75c reduced to 58c
Best quality Wright's Health underv ear, regu-
lar 90 reduced to SOC
Best quality Janeway Health underwear, regu
lar 1.5o reduced to lis
Best quality Cooper Spring Needle underwear,
regular lis reduced to csc
Boys heeced lined underwent Ioc
Union suit {" soc
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-12-23
Gloves

The H & dress gloves 80 quality. now 1888
The H & P dress gloves, 100 and. I.25 quality,
now soc
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16
Army officer Musn't Umpire.

II IL found in the army that It will
not do TO let officers act as umpires
In ball games and orders have been
Issued TO forbid It. 1t seems that the
players take advantage OF the great
American baseball players right to
abuse the umpire. and It ia found that
It destroys the army discipline. when
the umpire is an officer, to have pri.
Yates call him such names as mutt, a"
"hone-head." etc.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16

ditiOnai state revenue annually, be-
sides adding greatly to the local reve-
nues.
This Legislature should provide n
special department for this work, and
continue It on a broader and more
definite basis. 1t can be done for the
same amount OF money now being ex.
pended. OF small increase, and will
prove, in the end n great investment,
not only to the owners Of the land,
but In the advancement of the state
and in the increase Of its revenues
Taxation.
In the matter OF taxation no sys-
TEN can be devised which will be per.
feet The methods OF handling this
question are as numerous as there are
men writing upon the subject The
burden of taxation does not fall upon
the rich nor the poor but rather upon
the great middle classes. No more
taxes should be collected from the
people than are necessary to efficient
ly administer the affairs of the state.
! oppose any policy or. effort to un.
necessarily increase the burdens of
taxation on the citizens | am not.
therefore, seeking any subjects upon
which the police power of the state
can lay it's hand by imposing Ii.
censc fee or property tax. This
legislature should create u tax com.
mission TO study the questions OF tax.
alton and report its labOrs to the next
Legislature. to the end we may revise
and improve our revenue system.
EIeemosynary institutions.
A higher standard of efficiency
must be established In our eleemosy.
nary institutions to the end that the
inmates may be properly treated and
receive more humane consideration
We have four state hospitals for the
insane. In which are confined an aver.
age OF 1000 inmates cPch year. 1t
seems to mo the state has failed to
meet its fun duty to these unfortu.
mates. We are too apt to look upon
these institutions as places merely Of
Observation-Disclosures where the I'M
fortunate citizenship is confined.
To the end that we may discharge
n higher duty, there should be created
in this state an office known as med.
ical supervisor for the hospitals for
the insane. lie should be man emf.
nent as specialist in nervous dis
eases, and paid salary sufficient to
secure the best talent in the land.
Public Service Commission.
A public service commission Is one
Of the necessities of the hour. The
creation OF such II commission Is q
progressive step which, in view of
past experiences, every state must
take. In dealing with questions arts
ing as TO cur laws and orders of
boards, affecting the public service
corporations Of the state, | have had
perhaps as extensive an experience
on account OF the two-cent passenger
fare and maximum freight litigation
now being considered by the supreme
court of the United States as any pub.
lie official in the republic. The right
Of the state to regulate the charges
and the conduct OF every business i'm.
pressed with public use is no longer
questioned. Practical experience has
demonstrated that the laws in their
present condition and the old methods
are insufficient and inadequate to
meet present day conditions |, there.
fore, recommend the passage of an
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16
Public Would Gain,

Tn looking over this paper flnd
that Mr. Proscklyeswicz Igualinczin-
ski and Miss Maloonloozek Winskad-
diakowskl are engaged to be married"
81 am very glad to hear It,"
why? What interest have you In
It? DO you know them?"
mo, but | consider It a matter for
public rejoicing that these two names
are TO be made one. STRAY Stories.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16

efficient public service commission
law, with adequate powers given the
commission to Ak and regulate freight
and passenger rates, express rates,
telegraph and telephone rates, the
charges Of electric light. gas, water
and power companies, and all other
public service corporations doing busb
ness IN the state.
Workingmcn's Compensation Law.
With the growth and development
of our transportation facilities, fac.
tory systems and industrial progress,
and with the increase in the number
OF unskilled workmen about high pow
er machinery, the necessities demand
the enactment Of Il workingmen's COM
pensation law. One of the prime OBJ
jects OF Il workingmcn's compensa-
ton law 10 TO avoid the great waste
attending the litigation which arises
under the old system of employers
liability laws.
The practical success Of a working
mems compensation act depends upon
It's simplicity, definiteness, reasonable
ness and compatibility with our state
and federal constitutions. Such law
must be fair and just, both to en-
ployer and cmploye. Committees APP
pointed by the last legislature have
investigated the subject, and no doubt
are now ready TO enact proper law
upon this subject
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16


souri, may be advanced, this legisla.
ture should create an educational com.
mission, consisting OF three or five
members. appointed by the governor,
to serve without pay, but whose cX.
penses should be paid cut Of the gen.
eral revenue fund.
Having established the rural high
schools, the law should provide that
the high school graduates in both the
rural and city schools who attain a
certain grade should be given Ger
tain class certificate to teach without
an examination-thus providing a re
ward for merit and q prize for eff
cheney.
Teachers, as rule, should have
better wages, and the profession be
placed upon a more substantial basis
There is no economy In employing
anything but the best talent. The
children have their school days but
once. They can only pass that way
one timc, and the opportunities pre-
sented, II lost, are lost forever.
We have a great university at Co
lumbia, school of mines at Rolla, with
normals at Warrensburg. Kirksville
Maryyille, Springfield aud Cape Girar.
deau. They represent the states in.
tcrest in the cause of higher educa.
ton, and ample appropriations should
be made to meet the reasonable re-
quirements OF these institutions
Public Roads.
The public roads of the common.
wealth are its highways of commerce
They constitute the strongest link IL
the chain of commercial greatness,
ard are the first evidence of CONNER
cial progress, In fact, good roads are
the great Appian ways over which
true progress must march.
The state is alive to this necessity
and two things are necessary 10 be
considered: first. an adequate system
for public expenditures and road
building; second, the providing Of
revenue by the state and the local
subdivision, and this may necessitate
n constitutional amendment
To accomplish this, we must ueces-
sarily have state highway depart.
ment and n county highway depart
ment, the county department arucu-
lating with the state department, and
through which departments we can
have 4 complete system for supcrvis-
ing and building public roads.
immigration.
To the end that our great resources
and opportunities may be properly ad-
vertised and wholesome immigra-
tion brought among us, | recommend
the enactment of carefully prepared
law providing for the appointment of
an immigration commissioner and as
sistant commissioner TO properly ad-
vertise our resources and advantages
to the world. There should be n
branch office located at Springfield,
and placed in charge of the assistant
commissioner of immigration.
Land Reclamation.
We have more than 100000 acres
of swamp and overlooked lands in
Missouri This rich, alluvial soil Is
awaiting the time when its fertile
acres can bear abundant harvests. 1t
constitutes one of the states most
valuable assets, and its reclamation
and protection would ultimately add
$500 100000 TO our wealth. II would
increase the assessment of real es.
tate for purposes of taxation at least
$3.50 900 900, and produce 100000 ad-
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16

MY first husband and | kept our
marriage n secret for nearly year"
Didn't you find It rathe- difficult"
"Oh. no, not at all We could have
gone on for much longer timo II the
horrible reporters hadn't been snoop.
Ing around when applied for my dl.
Vorce"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16
Personal PRIVILEGE.

You sometimes contradict yourself
In your speeches"
Il know II" replied the positive can.
didate, And ! want you to under.
stand that am the only man In our
party who dares attempt such u
thing"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16
Land Reclamation.
Cruel. Cruel Answer.

Sec. darlng," and Mrs. Justwed
held up for her husbands gaze three
mirrors arranged 30 as to give as
many reflections. Il can &C. II triple
view of myself "Humph!" gurgled
her brute of a man, struggling with
his collar. you mean TO be quite
popular with urself!"-Judge.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16
Love-.

Love is watchful. and. sleeping,
slumbereth not. Though wearied. II
is not tired; though pressed, it Is not
straitened; though alarmed, it Is not
confounded but as n lively flame and
burning torch, 1t forces its way up
ward and securely passeth through
all.--Thomas attempts.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16
A. Ieast Knew His vaIue.

a native, named Appu, Of Kotahana,
Ceylon, recently attacked his father
and mother with mallet while they
were asleep, and nearly killed them.
The excuse he subsequently gave was
that he was disguised with his mis-
cradle parents for having such low
down SON."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-01-16
Welcome CHANCES.

Farming methods have changed,
haven't they?" yep" replied Farm
er Corntossel; nov man thinks he's
unlucky II he has to borrow money on
Ibis place. He used to think he was
lucky II he was able to."-Washirgton
Star.