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The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
MRS. PANkHuRsT URGES BRITISH
WOMEN TO RIoTs AND
soRTlEs.
POLICE GUARD HOUSE
sRiTioH CABINET DROPS FRAN.
cHIsE 6lLL-sHoULD BE
NEW MEASURE.
western Newspaper Union New. Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
London.--A declaration of guerilla
warfare by the suffragettes, including
sorties and riots. to begin at once. was
made by Mrs. Emclinc Pankhurst.
the militant lender.
Mrs. Pankhurst called for the names
and addresses of those who were pre-
pared to take part in the gallant on
slaught." The suffragette leader de-
clared that there were many women
who were prepared to endangcr their
lives in the cause.
Miss Annie Kenney, who has been
very prominent in the maneuvers of
the militants, added that the women
would make the lives of public men
impossible and. in reply to an inter-
ruption. said: III you arc shopkeep-
er you had better look out. 1t Is not
just your windows which are going to
be attacked 1t is something else. We
are going to get this question settled
once for ALL"
Many shops Immediately began to
board up their windows
London.-The British Cabinet decid-
ed to drop the franchise bill This de-
cisIon was in Difference to the speak
er's ruling that the form and sub
stance OF the measure would be SO ma
teriaIly altered by the amendment
granting the vote to women that it
ought to be presented in the shape OF
a new bill. Mounted and foot police
we're to be seen everywhere in great
strength. Two thousand patrolmen
and one hundred mounted men were
actually on duty, while large reserves
were hidden in convenient courtyards
In the vicinity of Parliament. ready to
pounce on any suffragette who should
attempt to break the peace. Besides
this the leave of all the other police
men belonging to the metropolitan
force had been stopped.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Last pIoneer Loa House eurned.

Windsor.-Fire destroyed the last Of
the pioneer log houses in this vicinity
when the home of Isaac Hines, on the
farm of II. G. Markham. was burned.
A defective chimney was the cause.
The house was a landmark in the
early days.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Chicago Grain and Provision Pric,

Chicago Grain and Provision Prices.
Chicago-Corn-Cash: No. 2 yellow,
49M q soc; No. 3. 4S@49c; No. white
50h@51c; No. 8 yellow, 4SA @49c;
No. 4. 46@4SAc; No. white, 49@
5Ohc; No. 4 yellow. 46@4SAc.
Rye-No. 2. 64@64kc
Barley-50@73c.
Timothy-S3.00@4.15
Clover-$12.00@20.0
Wheat-May at 92Ac.
Mess -S1S.50M1S.621zc
Lard-s10.10.
s9.621s @10.371a.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
observes Burns Birth Anniversary.

Trinidad Masonic lodges of Trini-
dad celebrated the one hundred and
fifty-fourth anniversary of the birth of
Robert Burns. Addresses were deliv-
cred by Grand Master G. II. Simonton
and Grant Secretary Charles II. ia
cobsou of Denver and Judge A. w. Nc
Hendrie of this city.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
KATY May Extend Linz into Colorado.

Holly.-The Missouri. Kansas &
Texas railroad has Its eye on this sec
ton of the country for north and
south road from Denver, connecting
with the Moffat road and running
down to Fort Worth and Galveston,
where 1t already has terminal, to be
in readiness for the heavy traffic in
cident to the opening of the Panama
canal.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
peace Hope In Fall Of AdrIanop Pile.

London.-The Turco-Balkan Peace
Conference Is still in state of sus-
pension. The allies believe Adrianople
will soon fall before fresh lombard
ment. and that when the city is taken
the Young Turks will make peace with
alacrity No intimation of the Turkish
reply to the joint note of the powers
has been received here.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
citizens Want Books Examined.

Georgetown.-Many citizens believe
that the public examiner should be
called upon to straighten out the
books OF the officials of Clear Creek
county in order that the new admins
tration may succeed in keeping within
lawful boundaries.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Omaha Live Stock.

South Omaha. Cattle = Native
steers, s6.60@S.60; cows and heifers.
s4.00@700; Western steers, $500
500; Texas steers, s4.75@6.35; cows
heifers. $3.50@6.50; calves. $5.75@9.2O.
Hogs-Heavy. $7.25@7.35; light.
s7.o0@7.30; pigs, $5.50@6.75; bulk of
sales. $715@7.30.
Sheep-Yearlings $7.50ds.15: weth-
ers. $5.75Qc.00; lambs, $S.00@S.75.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
ADAMS NAME PRESENTED.
coloradoans Ask Wilson to Appoint
Former Governor Secretary Of
the interior.

NuC
Trenton. N. J.--Commenting on pub
llshed reports that he intended to visit
the Philippines. Panama and Alaska
during his administration. the presi-
dent-elect said he had made absolute
Iy no such plans. Ho indicated that
he would do little travelling while in
office.
Senator G. s. Thomas and Represen-
tative E. T. Taylor of Colorado pre-
scnted to Wilson tho name Of former
Governor Alva Adams of Colorado for
the secrctaryship of the interior.
Boise, Idaho.-Ex-Governo James
II. Hawlcy was indorscd for secretary
of interior in Presidant-elect Wilson's
Cabinet by the Idaho House Of Repre-
sontatiyes.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Rlvsr Rushing Through Levee Gap.

River Hushil1g Through Levee Gap.
Greenville. Miss.-The crevasse in
tho Beulah levee has attained width
of 125 feet and is widening slowly,
while the flood pouring through tho
gap was six feet in depth. The break
is more serious since 1t occurred early
in the high water season. Efforts will
be made to tie the ends Of the gap.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Mine Inspector curley Critically III.

Leadville. = State Mine Inspector
John r. Curley is lying at the Sisters
hospital here critically i'll from pto-
maine poisoning. followed by an at
tack of pneumonia. He is nearly seven
ty years old, and his recovery is doubt
full
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
soldier. Frozen to Death in Blizzard

Billings. Mont---Thc bodies of two
privates OF the company Of soldiers
stationed at Fort Yellowstone, in the
Yellowstone National park, were
found frozen to death twenty-five
miles from the fort. The men left the
fort on January 22 during blizzard.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
States File Votes with Senate.

washington.-off copies of the
electoral vote of each of the forty
eight states have been filed with the
president pro tenn. of the Senate.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Grain in Kansas City.

Kansas City.-wheat-May. S71s@
S7Kc; July, S4Ac.
Corn-May. 51@51%c; July. 51A@
51asc.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31

st. Louis.-Wool. Medium grades.
combing and clothing. 23M@26c; light
fine. 19@21c; heavy fine. 13@1Sc; tub
washed, 27Q36c.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Cotton in New Orleans

New Orleans.-Cotton Midling.
123sc. Sales. 1885 bales.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31

Hay.
(Prices Paid by Denver Jobbers F. o.
B. Track Denver)
Colorado upland, per ton. .12.00@ 100
Nebraska upland, per ton. .11.50 @12.00
Second bottom. Colorado
and Nebraska, per ton. 9.50@10.00
Timothy. per ton ........ .12.50@13.00
AlIdild, per lOn S.oVWiV-oo
South Park, choice, ton. .12.50@13.00
San Luis Valley, per ton. .11.O0@12.00
Gunnison Valley, per ton. .11.00@12.00
Straw, per ton ......... 1000 4.25
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.

Lead and SpeIter.
st. Louis.-Lead-Firm, 1920.
Spelter-Weak, $7.05.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Grain.

Grain.
Wheat, choice milling, 100 lbs. .1.27
Rye. Colo, bulk, 100 lbs. ..... .l.0o
Nebraska oats, sacked ........ .1.29
CcrH, III SICK -..-. .l.Vo
Bran, Colo, per 100 lbs. ......-. LOO
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Butter.

Elgin . ........... 33h
Creameries. ex. Colo, lb. -. 35
Creameries. ex. East. lb. =. 35
Craameries. End grade, lb. % @29
Process .................28 @29
Packing stock ............ 20
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
Eggs.

Eggs.
Eggs, graded No. l net F.
o. B. Denver ............23 GA
Eggs. grI'ed No. 2 net, F.
y. B. Dcnver ...........20 Q21
Eggs, case count, are bring
ing from .$6.50@7.25
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31
MAR K ET
UoTATIo IN s
Western Newspaper Union News Service
DENVER MARKETS.
Cattle.


choice .s.O0@sOO
Beef steers. corn fed. fair TO
good .7.oo@s.oo
choice .s.4o@zoo
Beef steers. grassers, fair TO
good .6.0O@6.40
Heifers, prime grassers .5.5o@6.2o
Cows and heifers, grassers.
good to choice .5.00@5-50
Cows and heifers, grassers,
fair to good .4-25@5.OO
Cows and heifegs. corn fed.
good to choice .5.5046.00
COWS and heifers. corn fed,
fair to good .5.00@5.50
Feeding cows 1000 500
Gamers and cutters .250@4.00
Veal calves .600@S.50
Bulls .. 3.75@450
Stays :. .400@5.50
Feeders and stockers, good
to choice .6oo@7.oo
Feeders and stockers, fair to
good ...... .5.25@6.0O
Feeders and stockers. COM
mon to fair .4.50@5.25
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-01-31

Good hogs ................. .7.3O@7-35
The evening world., 1913-10-28
Around the Circuit

transformers. lilo hit go In the IA
;ional League tn 1919. which IL not very
much.
VIII 10 Rush 20 tho same way that
George Rohe did back in 1897 After
aiding the White Sox to WIN the l!si
worlds championship from the Cubs
Rohc fell down badly the next season
and was soon sent 10 the minors. Now
tho question arises. will nVIi lose his
head and travel the same routef
Hughie Jennings Of tho Tigers comes
out with statement that the Yankees
some tee in the 1914 American League
pennant race And maybe lIushie Is
right. who knows
Tho Pirates will switch their trairs,n z
in the Carolnas. Clarke and Dreyfuss
don't think the weather mt tho Arkan.
sas Spa is exactly fitted 10 train a ball
club for the long campaign.
Rumors have Il that Carl Cashion, the
big right handler for the Nationals. viii
ne IeiedS'u. taSllu0 HIS All hiituo VI
stuff. but hurt his arm early last season
and was OF little use to Griffith.
JOPLIN. Mo. Oct. S-Thr'sty Math-
ewson was scheduled to pitch against
Walter johnson In the game between
the Giants and the White COX hero
yesterday, but at the last minute Matty
claimed he was not feeling we'll and
IIcarne took his place. johnson twlrlet
for three innings for the white Sox
and was ait for six safe hits. which
netted the Giants two runs. lie was
relieved by Benz who was hit hard. At
the beginning of the second inning
johnson was presented with a gold
watch ana chain by his admirers of
Coffeyville, Mo-. where he resides.
Johnson's father and mother watched
him perform In the box. The game
was smuggling bee from start to finish
tho White Sox slamming out nineteen
hits while the Giants Tailed seventeen
The Giants won out after a hard battle
by a score Of 10 TO II.
The evening world., 1913-10-28

vi. .,o,,, 80, puckcr n,,cbi,L n
49, D., ,,..sar,,c., en-,
~. a,'a,,, ,b.oo or ,,ur y.,rs oro
~, 49,, It'll. Ia, IN, k,oyy how
"a - n. a..
NAM "o,"V - -.
i'ii ""' ",' C,>.,,,v
'"es "'a.e Ni.'''.'" 80.
w HucHer pi'onsa no 49,
gsmo asSn nos'on .sp''
ae gave no pase ON osis anu sueA
out fourteen men, o. naHer Aos
two circuit smashss agAnss 1aths"-
son and harQuard.
SPORTING Editor Evening World
h'haiy INFORM i'' "s W w ''"''' -,
rou"us 'o'oet' """ 81
also the DATE ana year was lno
WINDSOR ire Oh same o's ~. .'''
cate. ~" 60,
no. ~ Fast '"e ii"'''''' "'' VI
street g.
!. ooroeV W"s AnocAoo ous w
fitzsimmons In fourteen rounds at
Carson City March ~, 1897. q. The
windsor Hotel IRE was In 1893.
gpor.,na Editor Evening World:
Will YOU kindly let me know how
many bases Daubert and Mcrkle stolo
This last season?
HRooKr,YN FAN
~, =,
Os""o''
spnluhs 1n'or h'en'ns ""''
kindly INFORM me or tho cate OF the
bout between Willie Eitchie and Ad
Wolgast; also how many rounds did II
,ake Ritcbi. IN knock him ont r. II.
.,,....., a., ,o,o v,..,,,. -,
The evening world., 1913-10-28
American League Magnates Will
Meet in Chicago Nov. 6 to Dis.
cuss Demands Of the Players.

Ban johnson has issued call for
tho annual meeting Of the American
League or Nov 8 at chicago. Routine
hrsln'ss is the rule at this meeting.
This time, however. tho club owners
Will have to decide what action mus,
be taken on Tho demands OF the Play
cis Fraternity. ban Johnson Will be
given fun swing In this matter.
Bush and Bender of the Athletics are
not tho only plthers on big league
club who hail from the same town. AT
Fronne and Al Demarce ~ tho Giants
both claim quincy. ILL.,. as their homo.
Can you imagine any one being sorry
10 leave Cincinnati after the baseball
season Is OYER? Harily. 1t has been
done. though. Chief Johnson. Indian
hurler for the Reds. said recently when
he left for his home that he never was
so sorry TO leave n city before In his
lie. CHIEF also says he will pitch win
ming ball for Tinker next year
Down IN Boston they are saying that
Janvrln may he turned loose before tho
1911 season Is over. This is the same
fellow who played first willie Stahi was
injured: third when Gardner was out
and short when Heine Wagner was laid
up Looks az II they don't want prom.
ising material In the lIubtown.
Clark Griffin wants another player
In the National League lie Is Johnny
Bates, outriolder for the Reds. Pretty
soon CRIT will be wanting Archer
Cheney MutthnugA,, Na -
The evening world., 1913-10-28

Tickets in
Great Demand

WEST POINT. n. r. Oct. 2S-Leut
PhtHp Mathews OF the Army Athletic
Council. which has charge of the dis
tribution Of tickets for the Army-Navy
football game among subscribers In the
Army Athletic Council, gave out the
following statement last night:
owing to the Increased demand made
upon the Army Athletic Council this
year for seats foi the Army-Navy foot
ball game In New York on Nov, 80, the
council 10 obliged to announce that APP
plications for tickets must be In the
hands of the committee before Nov. ].
EVERY effort will be made to supply
seats to subscribers whose applications
reach the committee subsequent to that
date, but no assurance can hc given
that such applications can be filled"
The evening world., 1913-10-28
Local Boxers
OutcL0SSed
In PhiLa
tspe,ia, to The Evening world)

Especial tn The Evening Wofldl
PITII,ADEI.PHIA. Oct 2A-Danny
Ridge OF New York pat up such a
miserable showing against Frankie
Daley Of this city last night at the
Olympic 4. \. that Referee Frank
OBrien stopped tho fight In the third
round. Ridge did nothing but cover up
and clnch. At only one time did he
show any fight. that IN tie third round
when he slammed few punches AGAINST
Daley's stomach, but when Frankie
came after him he clinched and covered
up.
In the seml-wind up Fen Koch, tn"
local sailor middlcWeight. Won from
Battling Larry Ryan OF New York. Bat
Ting Reddy of New York defeated Mike
Malone of this city. Eddie Wagnond Of
this city Won from Young FHlton OF
Gotham.
Sailor Smiley snralned his ankle IN
the second round In his bout with
Young Leroy of New York and the
fight had to he stopped.
The evening world., 1913-10-28
Chicago Won't
Stand for Fake
WrestLers

CHICAGO. Oct 2s,-The bond Of
william Demetral. the Greek wrestler
arrested Saturday on a charge Of con-
spisacy, was nxed at $4,000 yesterday
in the Criminal Court Dcmetral was
charged by william A. Schmidt. q
pho4ographer. with defrauding him of
5000 by means OF a fake wrestling
mstoh in Toledo, O.. Sept. /.
Assistant States Attorney Murphy
chaNgod that a syndicate OF sporting
event promoters. with headquarters In
Chicago. had cleaned UP 100000 re-
comfy.
The evening world., 1913-10-28
RYAN GETS CREDIT
FOR WORLDS RECORD.

Jasnes r. sullivan, chairman OF the
rScoua committee OF the Amateur Attn
letio Union. had the hammer which was
uesd BY Pat Ryan when he made the
new record at Celtic Park on oct Is
veighed yesterday, According 20 the
scales the hammer weighed twelve
pounds two ounces. 5. The officials have
.tssufiai that the connection was SUI
psrvassd properly, saskyan's record Of
~ fest Sis inches wlllSo on the books
oAA NV worlds record
The evening world., 1913-10-28
INDOOR FOOTBALL
ROR YALE'S INJURED

Sporting Editor Evening World:
Who is the best all around outfielder
In tho National Lacquer Who has the
best throwing arm Of all the outleld-
ers in either league? Is Packy McFar-
land the best fighter of his weight and
class? Is the trade bringing pinch Hit
ter" Mccormick Of the Giants to the
minor leagues true?
AN EVENING AND MORNING
WORLD READER.
!. JACK Murray 10 generally thought
60 be. He has best arm. Q. Yss. 3.
Yes.
Sporting Editor Evening World;
Kindly state In your columns where
tho Giants trained before going to Mar
lin and oblige W. +. NORRIS.
No. i6I West Thirty-sixth street.
California.
Sporting Editor Evening World;
Kindly let me know tho nationality
OF BERTHE Cree. Fred Merkls and Char
ley 1ierzog. r. NJ.
l. irish descent. q. Both OF osr,uau
descent
sporting Editor Evening World;
/. Did the Giants win the pennant IN
1908? 2. Have Matty and Wiltse been
with tho Giants since 1903? 3. Who
came first to the Giants. Matty or
Wiltse? 4. Did Matty and wiltse start
out together? &. II 1t Is a tie. is 1t out
or IN favor Of the runner? Very re-
spectfully. ALAN l.. HARRIS.
!. NO. 2. Natty has; wiltss Joined
them In 1904. This answers question IL
and 4. s. There are NO tics In base
decisions
SPORTING Editor Evening World:
VIII yoi kindly answer this In the coll
umns of your paper? Man on third. one
out. batter hits fly TO outfielder, tho
runs home. but ball bounces up In air
from feeders hands. but finally catches
II, ball Is then thrown in and runner.
who is sitting on bench. Is touched out,
team claiming he left third before ball
was caught. know the rule reads
runner cannot leave third Till ball is
caught. but whether the bail hitting
iieder's hands covers this or not is
! where the technically arises.
II. !. APELER.
The batter must be out before run
ne: can start. He 10 not ont until bail
| 10 held.
Sporting Editor Evening World:
Kindly inform me through your VAL
liable paper II Larry Mclean OF the
| New York Giants ever challenged Jack
johnson and James J. Jefrries.
s. STITCH.
no. Not yet.
! Sporting Editor Evening World:
10 there a clause IN the constitution
of the National League that would pro.
hlbit word series champions from
playing In exhibition or post-serics
| games' a contends that the White SoX
were stopped when they started on a
tour with the Lincoln Giants. a coiored
A. REYEM.
I. Yes. Q. = 10 risht.
Sporting Editor Evening World:
lie me know the average height OF (al
the best ball players. 90 o; runners. ,c)
weight throwers. Id basketball players
(e, tennis players, % and OF James
Thorpe RAYMOND II. REED.
AS It. 10 In. They are all about the
same average.
Sporting Editor Evening World;
Please state in your paper who made
the most hits. Wagner OF Pittsburgh
or Jackson OF Cleveland in the last post
| series games, LEO CANACIO.
wagner was twsnty.four times a
bat. making four hits for an average
Of lot Jackson was twenty sight
times ct bat, making seven hits fol
| . $50 average.
| Sporting Edit Evening World
Answering your query of Harry o.
The evening world., 1913-10-28

ANN ARuOW Mich. oct = Hush
WhItc OF New York. captain and right
tackle OF tho 1901 M'Higan football
team was among Yesterdays arrivals ~
tho old boys who are flo Nlng lsck 90
help Yost. Waiter + Hcnnott. captain
OF the lsg1 team. also arrived
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-06-13

Zouaves.-One Of the most inter-
esting classes Of soldiers OF modern
times has been the French corps call
ed the Zouaves. This body of daring
and picturesquely attired fighters
reached the heights Of its reputation
during the Crimean War.
The Zouave corps at that time was
supposed to consist of Frenchmen. It
was, however, quite international,
since many daring young foreigners
had Joined It, and it was known to in
clude in its ranks men from Oxford,
Gottingen, and other universities. 1t
Is probable that a majority Of Its
members were in it more for love Of
fighting than for any love Of country.
It is not strange, therefore. that its
fame as fighting body should have
spread throughout the world. When
our Civil War bronze out seevral corps
of Zouaves, wearing the glittering
Oriental uniforms of the French corps
or a modification Of them, were form
ed on both sides. On the Union side
the best known was that corps COM
manded by Elmer Ellsworth, young
officer from New York and the first
killed on the Union side. In the Con-
federacy the most famous corps Of
Zouaves was that called the "Louisi-
ana Tigers"
While in American military life the
Zouave uniform has practically disap-
peared, in France the Zouave name
and uniform still survive.-Harper's
Weekly.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-06-13

Quick Wit and Timber less.-"li
you kiss me again." declared Miss
Lovely firmly, II shall tell father"
That's an old tale" replied the bold
bad young man. Anyway it's worth
It," and he kissed her.
Miss Lovely sprang to her feet. y
shall tell father" she said and left the
room.
Father" she said softly to her pa
rent when she got outside, Mr.. Bold
er wants to see your new gum"
"An right. I'll take 1t in to him.
said her father, and two minutes later
he appeared in the doorway with his
gun in his hand.
There was a crash Of breaking glass
as Mr.. Bolder dived through the win
dow and departed in all haste for the
railway station.-Ladies' Home Jour-
nal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-06-13

A Lost ApoIosy.-The professor Of
philosophy. absent minded and full Of
enthusiasm, came into the sitting
room, relates the Philadelphia Public
Ledger
what a beautiful woman Mrs.
Raymond Isl" he exclaimed. Il have
just had such pleasant talk with
her In the book store"
HIS wife looked up from her sewing.
.John!" she exclaimed, where Is
your collar?"
The professor Of philosophy put his
hand to his throat II must have left
It at the barber shop. Yes, that's 1t.
I went to the barber shop; then to
the bookstore. Why!" he ended lame
ly, MRS. Raymond would think 1t
very careless of me to appear In pub
lie without my collar, wouldn't she?"
Rather" said his wife. Perhaps
you had better call her up and tell her
just how 1t happened"
Exactly" said the professor.
The professor went to his telephone.
Hello Central, hello. Hello-is this
Mrs. Raymond? Yes? Well, really II
was very stupid Of me, Mrs. Raymond
but, you know, had been thinking OF
something very important and quite
forgot to put on my collar. I-oh-ah!
goodbye"
The professor suddenly hung up the
receiver. He gave utterance to mild
exclamation. ..,
''Johni" exclaimed his wife.
'.She says she hasn't been out OF
the house today groaned the profes-
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-06-13

Not What He Came For.-In Illus
trating that appearances are often de-
ceiving, Senator Francis Warren, OF
wyoming. recently told Of an incident
that happened in one Of the western
states.
Some time ago, the senator said, a
certain party was travelling past a
pond when he noticed a man strug-
Cling in the water. Evidently the man
couldn't swim, and, seeing the peril,
he was in, the traveller quickly jump
ed from his horse and went to the
rescue.s
In a few minutes the man was safe
ly ashore and wringing himself out,
and then came the usual questions.
How in the world did you come to
fall in?" asked the traveller.
"T didn't come to fall in, partner"
answered the rescued party. Il came
to fish."-Saturday Evening Post.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-06-13

Not His Property.-After the small
boy emerged from the quick lunch
place he opened a paper bag and
revealed a club sandwich. Glancing
furtively around, he lifted off the top
slice of bread, took out a piece Of
chicken, ate it and replaced the bread.
A few moments later he again remov-
ed the lid" extracted piece of ba-
con and repeated this process as he
shuffled along Market street until all
the bacon was gone and most Of the
chicken. A man who had watched the
process with curiosity, tapped the boy
on the shoulder and inquired:
Say, kid, why don't you eat your
sandwich instead of picking at it that
way?"
"Dasn't!" replied the youth. Tain't
mine."-New York Globe.