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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
PASTlME AT CHILD'S PARTY
Amusement Afforded Little Folks by
Having Doll Hunt-LIttIe Ginger
Bread Dolls as Souvenirs.

A very clever and interesting man
ner in which to entertain children at
a childs party is to have a doll hunt.
Little girls never have enough dollies,
and SO no better plan could be found
than to send them on hunt, at the
end Of which little doll is the re-
ward. This hunt is on the same order
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
rhe Aruument rhnt Wlna

"Ah." she sighed, "the great men
are all dead"
But the beautiful women are not"
he answered.
Then she looked Soulfully up into
his eyes and told him she had said II
Just TO be contrary and not because
she thought n for q moment.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
R.d Man oet Auto Eever.

As long as the Indians Of the Uma-
ailla, Ore, reservation saw only white
men riding in automobiles they were
ammune to Joy riding, but the recent
spectacle OF two visiting Indians honk-
Aonking with their big car proved too
much for the redskins and they have
suecumbed to an epidemic of autoitis
an its most viFulent form.
Otis Half Moon and Edward Kash
Mnsh drove over from the Nez PeFce
observation at LApwai, Idaho. IN REQ
aga sino. GOVERNS the distance he-
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
ro pIasolve chswlnn eum.

II you were ever unfortunate enough
to find piece Of chewing gum stick-
ing tenaciously to your shoe or your
chair or your rug or any OF your other
belongings, you probably came to tAS
righteous conclusion that chewing
gum was the most tenacious and stick
lest substance in the world. There is
one thing that viii dissolve Il cozA-
pletely and quickly. and that is GAso-
line So II ever again You are tro@.
bled by ita unasked prasonea. aianesgo
"A with gasoline
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
How the End VIII Come.

The professor of natural phenomena
had acquired a gasoline car. "The day
is coming" he said to his class a few
weeks later, when the tire will sag
and punctures pierce the inner tube
and the casing blister-and then this
old earth of ours will have a blowout
that may shake the Dog Star from it's
kennel and hurl the Dipper to king
dom come!"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
Refrain of MatrImony.

A pretty girl at a dinner in Chi
:ago asked George Ads why he did
not marry.
Marriage, you know" she said,
archly. "is one grand, sweet song"
Rather say" the kumorist retorted,
one grand, sweet refrain refrain
from poker, refrain from tobacco and
'efrain from booze water"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14

A large crowd had gathered at the
station to receive the famous states
man. The reporter indicated group
in the foreground. They are personal
friends, gathered to see him about
speaking here" he explained
rs it necessary to use persuasin TO
induce him to speak7"
Not at all; they are going to try to
prevent him."-Judge.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14

my breath was
short and l had
chills and back
ache. / took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return Of the
palpitations. Am
now 63 years old,
able to do lots OF
manual labor, am
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
Sensible Idea.

why do you insist on a long en-
gagement"
"Well, to tell you the truth" an
Swered the young man, 81 don't like to
get married until l get rid Of the In
stailments on the engagement ring"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
Mr. PlnkleN,s Lono Head.

$50 you sold that mule for $8?'
"Yes," replied Erastus Pinkley. "He
Iept a-beatin' me down an a-beatin'
me down, till finally Jest sold him de
mule at his own price. ! didn't want
o miss de chance of de mules turnin'
loose an kickin' dat mans stingy
head clean off m."-Washington
Star.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
When They Didn't Count.

A lady at a dinner plaintively re
marked that she had counted four
gray hairs In her head that dsE
Madam" said Pat, who sat beside
her, so long as gray hairs csl be
counted, they don't count"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
The Reasnn.

Did you notice how heartily Briggs
shook hands with me?"
yes"
"He wasn't satisfied with shaking
one; he grabbed the two"
'Yes, | suppose he thought his
watch would be safer that way"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
HIs opportunlty.

Comedian (whose turn It is to ap-
PEARL can't 60 on Just now--I do
feel so funny.
Manager-Funny! Great Scot, man,
go on immediately and make the most
OF II while It lasts. Sydney BuAiesin.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
Had a Kick comlno.

"Yes, it's nice out there. isn't it7
The only drawback is that the last
few nights a stupid nightingale has
been singing so that we couldn't hear
our neghbor's graphophone.-Pele
Mele.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
Hired for the Occasion.

Business seems lively at this
booth. What's the attraction"
milk is being served by musical
comedy dairymaid'
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14

dolls. Each little dress is labeled.
While the good time is going on in the
dining room, where the dollies are
dressed, refreshments are served.
Each child's place is marked by pa
per doll with her name upon it. Little
ginger bread dolls are given as SOU
venirs.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
ExcelIent Precenta.

If you would relish your food, labor
for it; If you would enjoy the raiment,
pay for it before you wear it; II you
would sleep soundly, take clear con-
science to bed with you.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14

tween Lewiston and Pendleton in II
hours, and during their stay set the
Umatilla braves gas wagon crazy
New York Sun.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
Not socIety's Fault.

Gibbs-How did that rich boor man
age to get introduced into society?
Hibbs-He wasn't introduced; hs
was injected.-Judge.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
Not Satisfied.

The world owes every man living,
but most Of us aren't satisfied with
the sort OF living the world would pro-
vide.-Detroit Free Press.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
JUDGE CURED, HEART rRoUsLE

took about boxes Of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which l had suffered for years. l
had dizzy spells. my eyes pnffed.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14
UtJs, ~ ,nis'
Progressive offspring-Pause, faith
IT! Is that whip sterilized?-Life.

Use Roman Eye BaisAm for scAldinR SEN
satlon In eyes and Inflammation OF eyes o.
eYellda. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14

AE cold season in south
Srn Persia is short, but
occasionally so severe
that snow falls plentiful
~ round about Shiraz,
the capital OF Ears; but
II most winters only
heavy rains prevail.
There is a considerable
variation in the tempera-
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethlng, softens the gums, reduces innamma-
tiop, ,allAys pain cures wind oic, ,25e botue.Aas
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-11-14

Coughs vanish in a night. Deans Mentho-
lated Cough Drops soothe the throat, ef-
fecting a speedy oure-5c at all Druggists.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-17
VELVET HOLDS IT'S pos,
Most Popular Fabric for E.
to Be Worn as Freely Nv.
Season. "a

The softness Of velvet ana
ligntful sheen are not TO l. !"
fro@ dainty footwear. no MAJ.
great may be the claims Of q,
elites. Those who would nv, .'
the shoes Of velvet and the /
Q. t.:s same charming mar.
delight IN the new shoes, vb,.
leather in front and velye, !
back. The leather which fasBi',
vamp may be of suede, Of glac. \
dull kid or Of patent leather ;.
nearly half an inch wide, M, y
around the top. may be the s.,.
Is far more often of white ~ :
pals gray, blue or green, lf,r'j
the rest Of the upper-that a, n
and around the back--to be n
This velvet Is Of the deepest M
brilliant red, creamy white y
softest blue. velvet that Mn :.
beauty and an unexpected prI
novelty to a whole toilette
Very charming, too, are son. /
new shoes with but one bu,to, j
ing. These are not slippers, brl
or walking shoes. The plain NJ
over the instep crosses In one !
ter point to either left Of ri,.I
has but one button at the point
OF these shoes are In soft "a, !
gray, delicate mauves and ri.
pies, greens and blues and OH,
orings being specialties for par,
gowns.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-17

,,,.,,,v outraged. well. I'll be hanged
n that isn't gratitude" sho
"If you don't mind, Mr.. hoi'on' sns
,a,d sweetly. II should Ike 70 'e''
now" A. .oot IN a
ooh certainly, by all means; mos,
assurodlv" he burst out, and returned
as no sat there thinking, the train
s,onned at n small station to chanse
engines. When it started asa'h .n1
ennd'ctor came into the smoker call.
,ne uo,ton's name. He responded. anu
,he conductor gave him a long, olhcla'
appearing dispatch. The message Tau
as follows:
"Holton: $50.
congress declared war To-Day.
Samson will be ordered to blocKaae
the Cuban coast. Troops will mooi'
live at Port Tampa. They will pro-
coed thence in transports to Cuba you
will remain in Tampa. avalling your
self of the Gnat la small torpedo ooat'
built for a battlesbip to carryl to pre-
vent any attempt to destroy trans
ports. You will watch Cuban camp AZ
TAMPA for developments regarding
matters already brought to your at'en'
ton and will hold yourself In readi.
ness to land secretly on Cuban sou
to perform intelligence work with re-
gard to location and movements OF
spanish warshps. You will work un
der direct orders Of the Secretary
[Long]. hoooE'H1A
"Whew!"
Holton sat back in his seat. SO wal
had come. What would happen now?
So far as he was concerned, Holton
was likely to be we'll in the forefront
He was exalted, thrilled in every fiber
of his being. He put the dispatch IN
his pocket and walked back through
the train to his car. AS he reached
Miss La Tossa's section he found her
folding up bit Of paper and putting
1t in her waist.
Had she, too, received a dispatch?
Holton did not doubt 1t. So he wasted
no words.
"Well, it has come to pass" he said;
war has been declared, and within
a few months Cuba will be as free as
even you could wish"
God grant it," she murmured.
Holton held out his hand.
Good night, Miss La Tossa." he
said.
She shook his hand cordially, lin.
geringly even.
Good night" she replied.
Her eyes sought his, and for mo-
ment it seemed as though she were
going to speak Then she turned
away.
Holton waited an instant, and then
he, too, averted his face.
Good night" he said again, and
went to his own berth, where the
porter had completed his preparations
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-17
Ito Be Continued. J
Temporarily Postponed.

why, Rastus, said SmitherA
what are you doing here? | thought
you were going to be married this
morning." "Whv. yass. all was, Mis-
tub Smithers," said Rastus. but dat
ceremony am temporarily postponed.
sab. De bride, she done run of wiz
dat wuthless ni.yh Than Jonsiug
sub. - tarncg.s ) aNsly.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-17
COE:r.EDl, Az hictSlurg x No., LII
Copyrighted In Great Britain.
Continued from Page 81

T1lton DID not hear the laughter
that followed his outburst OF gratitude,
or at least he paid no attention to it.
For the one thought that filled his
mind was that he was going to some
heavenly place where his dance part.
ner Of the night before was to be
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-14
ENGINEER NOBLE TO
ARRIVE NEXT MONDAY; 4.
SEEKS DRYD0CK TRUTH

Alfred Noble, the civilian engineer
ing expert sent here by the navy de-
partment to make a final report on
the Pearl Harbor drydock situation,
will arrive next Monday on the Sierra.
accompanied by .Drydock. Smith. He
will be here only until August rs,
leaving for the Coast on the Manchu-
ria on that date.
During the ten days that he viii
spend in Hawaii, Mr. Noble will be
given every facility and opportunity to
"get to the bottom" of the Pearl Har-
Dor trouble. He has already studied
the various reports made on the dry
dock disaster. and when he comes
here both the naval authorities and
the contractors will put new data in
his hands.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-14
BANK PRESIDENT
0UTLHVESR(lEs
FOR BOYS

Twelve rules for the guidance of
youths by Charles Elliott Warren,
President of the Lincoln National
Bank, New York, who started at 81
a week, are given in the New York
Word, as follows. H.. =. +.
/ Begin at the bottom The only
way you can learn the ms and outs of
any business is by actual contact with
conditions of every sort e..
+ 2. Choose your calling carefully.
Success is not always measured in dol
lars. You might easily be an acklow-
lodged leader in one business and a
failure in another. r.. ii. ..--. 3.
3. Go after the highest job in your
own business. Every Office boy ought
to resolve to be the president of the
corporation, or the head of his firm.
4. Remember that few persons fail
to get what they really go after.
5.zDon't bother about influence. Ap-
plication and untiring industry will
fatten your pay envelope faster than
all the pull in the world
6. Never sit back and wait for the
help of others. The others are too
busy helping themselves to bother
about you. 49,.
Z. Remember that you have got to
do better than the other fellow to land
the top-notch place for yourself. Two
men can't hold down the same job.
g. Punctuality is only a platitude.
To succeed you've got to beat pune.
tuality to standstill. Nobody ever
got in wrong with his employers by
working overtime, either at the begin.
ming or the end of the day Clock
watchers own no automobiles
g.. Keep ahead of the game Always
be ready to fill the position next high.
eG up.
10. Beware of being sidetracked
Petty spite, jealousy and personal an.
tagonism may rifle you almost to the
breaking point, but don't be diverted
1t will only distract your attention to
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-14

BUREAU IS
Plan AT Y

Special plans for the installation
of complete employment bureau in.
the Young. Mems Christian Associa-
ton were considered at the meeting
Of the board Of directors OF that insti-
tuition in the Office of the general sec
rotary at noon today. So great has
been the work OF this department Of
the association during the past sew
eral months, that il has been decided
to enlarge it to such an extent that
its scope will be materially broadened.
Among other matters Of business,
w. A. Love was appointed to act In
the capacity of treasurer of the assoc
iation during the absence of +. G..
Anterior. c. B. Ripley was appointed
member of the house committee,
and plans were offered for the cree
ton of a pavilion in the association
yard to be used for social purposes.
The report of General Secretary
Paul Super covering the month OF
July showed that the association has
been material in preventing the SUM
mer slump" which so often takes place
in religious activities during the warm
weather The total attendance at all
religious meetings conducted by the
association during the past month was
1920 men and boys. OF this number
2125 attended the four meetings IN
the Empire theater, an average at
tendance of 531 per service. Meetings
were held each Tuesday noon in the
Cation Neil shops and at the Homo
lulu Iron Works Friday Moons. Mon
day evenings these were given over to
the Kakaako mission, while on Sun
day evenings they were held at the
Kauluwela mission and at the Oahu
Prison Sunday mornings. Chapel was
held at the association each day dur
ing the boys vacation school. This
makes total of seven religious meet
ings held during the month.
In his report, General Secretary SUI
per says that this large religious ac-
tivity shows the wisdom of having
added special religious secretary to
the force. In reporting the work of
the boys department the secretary
spoke of it as being one of the most
important phases of the summer work.
During the month, Secretary Lari-
IueF,. III 9CHdISt III Lie 0HplOy utCh1
work, interviewed 20 men and boys
who wished employment, and succeed
ed In placing eight of them The to-
tai educational enrolment was III.
of which number 13 were employed
boys, 81 men and 81 boys in the sumt
mer school The total attendance at
the Thursday might lectures was S52.
The membership report of the month
shows q gain of eight persons, bring
ing the total up to 1856. The report
Of the finance committee showed
that, when the month was closed, the
association stood sb95.31 on the wrong
side of the ledger.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-14

With proper care brass dies for
printing upon wood have been known
to make more than 100000 impress
sions before wearing out.
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WAIKIKI INN
DANCE TONIGHT

A moonlight dance will be given at
Waikiki Inn tonight for the guests of
the hotel to which tourists and all
friends of the popular hosiery are
cordially invited The Hawaiian Quin-
tette Club will furnish the music and
sing the old delightful Hawaiian
songs that blend so beautifully with
the beating of the surf on the coral
and the bright light of the full moon.
There is no cooler spot in town Of an
evening, and the management is max
ing every effort for the comfort and
pleasure of its patrons.-advertise-
lent
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An Oahu railway train arriving
last evening brought wounded Ko-
rean named On Kah Wah, who was
sent to the hospital for treatment for
a bullet wound in the side of his body.
Deputy Sheriff Fernandez of Eva dis
trict has briefly reported that the
man, who has served as collector for
la local saving. machine. agency, was
IassaiIed by individuals whom he be-
lieves To- be Filipinos, and that money
amounting to about $3.50 was taken
from him, following the firing of
three sshots. The Korean claims to
have been walking along ia county
highway in the vicinity of Honouliuh
late Tuesday night when he was set
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-14

The members of tho Alexander
Hamilton Institute Club will hold their
first meeting at eight O'Clock tomor-
row evening in Cooke Hall, Young
Mems Christian Association building.
George w. Smith, G. w. Hall and
Paul Super have been appointed an
executive committee to make arrange
ments. The program will consist of a
fifteen-minute resume by G. w. Smith
upon the first reading assignment en-
titled, business Economics" a dis
cussion of the apprentice system Of
the Baldwin Locomotive Works by
G. w. Hall, talk On the essentials Of
a successful business enterprise, a
discussion of some of the questions
regarding the location of an industry,
and discussion Of the first problem
in the course, the erection of the ce-
ment mill.
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RAIN SAVES RICE

Especial cable to the Nippu Jill
TOXIC; Japan. August 14.-After
weeks of hot weather, it rained here
for several hours last night, and the
fear of the drought. which was sure
to have come had the heat prevailed
much longer, has passed. The rice
crop throughout the empire is report
ed to be safe.
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ENLISTED men
DIVIDED INTO
Three GLASSES
Undesirables To Be Kept on the
Reservations While Others
Will BE Allowed Free
dom of City

A plan has been evolved for keep
ing the small undesirable element
among the soldiers out of Honolulu.
and at the same time giving the en-
listed men of the great majority, a
perfectly square deal. This morning
General Funston, department comman-
der, called Colonels MeGunnegle,
French, and Rafferty,, commanding re-
spectively Schofield Barracks. Fort
Shafter and the Coast Defenses of
Oahu, into conference, and worked
out plan which will be put into eff
feet as soon as the details are arrang-
ed.
The enlisted men of the army here
will be divided into three classes, A,
d; and c. This classification viii be
judged by their records, and their
general conduct and department while
in the city, and in their own garrison.
Class A men will have the priyi-
lege of coming to Honolulu whenever
they SO desire. They will have al
most the liberty of non commissioned
staff officers, and may be absent from
the post except when required for
drlils and duty, without pass, possibly
being excused from reyeille and re-
treat roll calls, and check.
Class B men are those whose con-
duct does not Justify the extension
of existing privileges, but who have
no serious derelections of duty or de
pertinent against them. They can
come to Honolulu only on pass, no
,,,atfoy x,hatI,ar otofionad ofsCohof3old
Barracks or Fort Armstrong.
The class G men are those who
have been up for being drunk in the
city, failure to salute officers, walking
the streets out of uniform, and who
have shown themselves to be in any
way undesirable members of the COM
munity. These men will not be al
lowed away from their posts at all.
They will never enter the city unless
they can prove their worth in their
own post, and be raised in class by
their commanding officers.
Il believe this plan will work well, :
said General Funston this morning.
1T will offer an incentive for the good
men to gain special privileges, and it
will control the doubtful ones, and ex-
clude altogether the known undesir-
ables. The details of the plan havn't
been worked out as yet, but as soon
as they are filed in the order viii be
issue and strictly enforced.
May Deport Prisoners.
General Funston has taken up with
the War Department, the proposition
of sending military prisoners dishon-
orally discharged back to the main
land before their terms expire, so that
they will not be left stranded in Ha-
waii, where it is extremely difficult
for them to get something TO do when
they come out. Court martials have
in several instances sentenced men
to be dishonorably discharged and to
serve terms at Fort Kruger prison,
without taking away their pay and
allowances, as is customary, in order
that they might have some money in
hand with which to make a getaway"
when their terms were served. 1t is
believed by the department command
er that it would be better to send
these men back to the mainland, and
there discharge them, and he is max
ing an effort to have this plan put
into effect.
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Following the taking of testimony
from several companions IN the ma.
chine which Fred Tencke met his
death on Sunday evening, the stories
from those in passing automobiles in
ending two eye witnesses jury en-.
panelled by Deputy Sheriff and Coro-
ner Rose yesterday to inquire into
the death of Teucke, reached the de-
cision that the cause of demise was
accidental.
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no good end and may beat you to the
ultimate goal.
IL Go long on self-confdence New.
er be afraid of tackling anything. Even
if you fail you learn lot.
u. Specialize. 1t is infinitely bet
ter to know everything about one
thing than a little about everything.
The specialist is ten times more in
demand than the handy-man. General
ly, he draws an income and the other
fellow draws wages.
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Police Notes

The fire department was yesterday
afternoon called to quell a fire at a
Japanese cook house on Young street,
near Thomas square. A bucket bri-
gade succeeded in putting out the
bIaze.