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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-22
MANY HEAR LECTURE
DIR. Kirk Higgins Series OF Addresses on
Study of Bible,

DR.. MIX HcEins Series OF NddrcSNcs ON
study OF Bible.
Nine hundred people assembled In
Grace Street Presbyterian Church last
night to hear the first Of tho series OF
Bible lectures by Rev. Harris Il; Kirk.
ID: d.. of Baltimore. under tho auspices
OF the Federation Of Mems Bible
Glasses. DR.. Kirk. whose address on
was illustrated by charts, was. heard
with great interest.
~ study of the Forces For and
pels," VIII be the subject of the lecture
tonight,
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" i.>liington.
Totals 20 3 q II Totals = 80 10 q Is |
'Ba,ted for Ford in seventh.

49," y u - II iolJlS .2b ~ =
,Ba,ted for Ford in seventh
score by innings: r.
Washing ton ...........o 2 a n n 2 os
New York. ......... - n n I n 2 n n n n
summary: First base OH errors-Nashing-
ION, l.: New York. ]. Errors-Foster. EpScI,
Williams. Young, Ford. Left on bnses-Ncw
ORR. j: Washington. .. First base on balls
ON EnEel. j; OF Ford ?: off Fisher. l. Struck
out.By -EnEel. J: hy Hughes. .: by Ford 4:
ny Fisher. B. Home run Shanks. Three
base hit-Shanks. Two base hit-NIocIIcr
Sacrifice nies-A lnsmith. Wolter Stolon
hases-Fostcr. Morgan. Ansmith. Daniels.
Wolter. Hartzeli Young 90. Double play
Shanks to Morgan TO Gandil. Passed balls
Ainsmth. Williams Wild pitch-Ensel Hit
by pitchernBy Engel lDanicls(; by Ford.
: tAinsmith. -. Hits-Off Engel. in { %
innings: of Hughes in asa innings: off
Ford. In innings: on Fisher in . innings
Gmpirc In chief. Hardy field umpire. Dineen.
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Car AbInxe Cause, ExcItcme,t.

MTG. WHICH, was caused by dcfcC-
tive wiring in motor of the air tank
of Broad and Twenty fifth Street car
created considerable excitement among
passengers and pedestrians last night
about o'clock at First and Broad
Engine Company No. 4, but the blaze
had been cXtinguishcd with several
buckets OF water by Inspector Clinely
The damage was trilinG. and the car
proceeded under its own current.
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Hs' Mheat. FIRST basc on orrors-Brooklyn.
out By Mayer. .; by Allen. S: by Curtis l.
lfits-On Allen. In innings Left on bases
--PhiladelphiH J. Brooklyn. {. Time OF game
- Umpire Ia chief. Rigicr: Gcld umpire
B:ron. Attendance. 300
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Boston.
PHILADELPHIA
Totals ...sl "a !! Totals 30 s
'Battcd for Bedient in eighth.
Tran for Engle In ninth.
Score By innings

Boston .................. ...o3oooooo1I
Philadelphia ...................o 1 o. 1 4 Ks
summary: Errors-Speaker, Wagner (s),
Nunamaker Barry, Lapp Two base hits
Nunamaker. Hooper. Sacrifice hits-Yerkes,
Barry t2) Collins. Lewis. Houck. Double
play-Speaker to Wagner to Nunamaker.
Stolen bases-Hooper. Strunk and Speaker.
Struck out-By Wood .: by Houck. 6. By Be-
dent. :: First base on bals-On Wood, .:
of Houck. .: of Bedient. l. on Foster ..
Hit by Ditcher-Engle. Passed ball-Lapp.
Time of game. 2:25. Umpires. Connolly and
McGreavy Attendance 1000.
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nc ECOrt
Cincinnati.

Totals 81 : 10 81 - Totals ..37 0 70 IS II
'Batted for Evers in ninth.
IBattcd for Bridwell in ninth.
tBatted for Grant In eleventh.
''Batted for johnson in eleventh.
zRan for ClHk In eleventh.
Score by innings: x.
1nlCs so I v v : U y U
Cincinnati .................0 o Q o o o o is
summary: Errors-Clymer, Saier. Hoblit-
eel. Left on bases-Chioago. 3; Cincinnati. O.
Hts-On Lavender. in 2-3 inn!ngs; on
Smith. In l-3 innings: on Cheney. l in /
inning. TwO-base hits-clymer. Mitchell (2l,
Tinker, Safer. Miller. Threebase hits-Saier
Archer. Home run-Bates. Double plays
Evers 10 SAFER Egan TO Hoblitzel. Sacrifice
hit-H oblitzel. First base on balls-On Law
ender. 3 OH Cheney /: OF Johnson, 2: off
Smith. l. Struck out--By Lavender {: by
Johnson, >. Umpires, Brennan and Eason
Time OF game. ::i2.
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New York.

summary: First ha.ss on crrorb-Ncw York
Err2rh--aurray. Meanwhile. Myers and
Smith. Loft on baket-Ncw York. z: Boston.
~ First base on hlIs-On aiarouart, 2: off
tyler. S. Struck ot--By 5Iarauard, 6, by
Tyler. d. Two-bas, hits--Rhriden Maran-
vile. Dcviin, Tyler. Connolly. Shafcr Snod
grass. fRcrifco hitB-Burnt, Connolly Dew
lin Stolen batcr-Siodgrass 81. Burns 90.
Murray. Nerkle. My,rs. Hit by pitchcr-By
Marpusrd, kirIScl. Wild pitch--Tylcr
umpires. KLEIN and Orth. Time OF game.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-22
TIGERS WHIP SOX

Chicago, April 2l.--Thc Tigers
whipped the luckless White sox to-
day. to- With decent support Rus
won easily Eight of his teammates
were LEFT on bases. which demonstrates
that little timely hitting also would
men and allowed six hits. the same
number the Tigers got off Russell.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-22

The following marriage licenses were
issued yesterday in Washington 10
Richmond people: Philip 3. Pendleton
Jr., and Marjorie w. Marshall; Alfred
h. Slaughter of Richmond. and Kath
ryn j. Whitfield. of Murfreesboro
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DHeirolt ....---.-...---..--..-.-.o a ID
~4i.'uto " " y u o . o.
Summary: Errors-Bush. Rath Lord. Two
base hitS-Bodie. Veach. Three base hit
Ncach. Sacrifice hits--Collns 90 Borton
Stanagc. Stolen bases-Rath Jones Bush
schaIk First base on bals-OT Klawtter
Z; on Russell. J. Struck out-By I<lawttcr
:: by Russell, 3. Passed baii-Schalk bali.
RUSSELL go. Wild pitch--Klawitter. EMPIRES,
Ferguson and O'Loughlin. Time of game
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Cleveland.
Totals ...5s sl4e7ll Totals ...sa 3

ID. Johnston. FIRST base.
~. Johnston. left field.
tBattcd for Stone in eighth.
Score by Innings: X.
81 SieEeiana ..'.'''''.'...'.......'n o09o0X-S
Summary: Errors-D. Johnston, Olson
Stovnll Austin Balent on. Hits-On r.
Mitchell. Il In is inning; on Stone. in q %
innings. First base on balls-On w Mitch
ell S; off stone Siyuck out-By W. Mitch
ell. o. by stone J. Two base hits-D. John
ston, Birmingham. Carisch, w. Mitchell and
Stone. Three base hits-Jackson, Graney
Shotton. Left on bnscs-Cleveland S: ST
Louis. H. Hit by pitchcr-By w. Mitchell
tAustin. A!eNander); by Stone. CJacksOn).
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-22
FISHERS clOut.
Philatlclnllia

'Stcnge out; hit IS his own batted ball
fBatted for Fisher in eighth.
tBatted for Allen m eighth.
Score 10y Innings: r.
Philadelphia .....--........I o. 100 0 o..
Brooklyn -..........- ..........0 0 o o 0 o Oh
Summary: ErroEs--Knabe Magee, Dolan
C?). DOOM (2). Miler. Sacrifice hits-Doian
Miller. Stolcn baAts-Ikn be. Lohert. I.uder-
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AMERICAN

Washington, S: New York. 1.
Detroit. 3; Chicago. 2.
philadelphia. G: Boston, 4.
Cleveland, S; st. Louis, 3.
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Results in Big Leagues.
NATIONAL

Pittsburgh. s; st. Louis. i.
Philadelphia .; Brooklyn,
New York. !; Boston, 3.
Chicago, z; Cincinnati. 6.
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TODAY.

Boston at Washington.
New York at Philadelphia.
Detroit at Chicago.
st. Louis at Cleveland
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STANDING OF TEAMS.
THEY,

Philadelphia at Now York.
Brooklyn ut Boston.
Chicago ~ Cincinnati.
Pittsburgh Mt ST. Louis
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Totals "a "a 10 Totals ..5a 3 B.71i
'Battcd for Weaver In ninth
TITAN for Easterly In ninth.
TBHtted for Russell in ninth
Score By innings: z,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-22
BALL

April 22d--MaSOnic Temple.
For relief work Virginia Division,
United Daughters of Confederacy,
Tickets can be gotten from any
member of the Richmond Chapter at
500, including supper; soc in gal.
lcry.
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DELAY IN SENATE
0NCONF |RMAT|ON
OF APPOINTMENTS

CONTINUED From First Page.j
has caused such world wide misery
and degradation.
tsiened) WOODROW WILSON"
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At The Biiou.

At The UIJOW.
THE Common Law presented AT
tho Rijou this week by q company that
has boon playing the South al regular
prices. will be reviewed tomorrow.
w d. q.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-22

Wild pi,ch-W. Mitchell. umpires. Evans
and liildebrand. limo OF game. .:i5.
The Washington times., 1913-06-08

to where a little group Of men were
standing in a circle. Some one turned
away with white face as he approacns I'd
and stopped him.
Don't look,-for Heavens sake. don't
look"' he said. ITS too awful. II isn't
mt. Fetch a tarpaulin, some one"
Was he run over?" some one asked
Threw himself from that carriage"
the guard answered, moving his head
toward a third-class compartment, Of
which the door stood open. He was
dragged half a mile, and-there isn't
much left Of him. poor fellow" he add
ed. with little break in his speech.
Does anyone know who he was?
the young man asked
No one-nor where he got In"
No mRgage?"
None"
The young man set his teeth and
moved toward. the carriage. His hand
stole for moment to his pocket, then
he seemed to pick something up rom
the dusty floor.
Here's a card" he said to the guard,
on the seat where he was"
The man took 1t and spelled the name
out.
Mr.. Douglas Guest" he said. well,
we shall know who he was. at any rate
It's lucky you found 1t, sir. Now wen
get on, II you please"
A tarpaulin-covered burden was care
fully deposited In an. empty carriage.
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
Praises Bravery Of
American Women

American women are brave in any
emergency, according to Mrs. Henry
Lane Wilson, wife of the American am
bassador to Mexico. She has just
reached New York, planning to spend
several weeks as the guest of her sons.
She probably will be in Washington in
a week or more.
Mrs. Wilson declared that the women
who sought refuge in the American en-
bassy during the Mexico City lombard
ment quickly adjusted themselves to
surroundings. prepared meals, supplied
bandages for the wounded, washed
dishes, and did all the things necessary
in time of stress.
She brands as ridiculous charges of
the Madero family which lay RESPONSE
biIity for the killing of Madero at the
door of Ambassador Wilson. She says
that Mr.. Wilson always had sympathy
for Mrs. Madero. who appeared to ap-
preciate IT. Irs. Wilson thinks that
Mrs. Madero may be supplying funds
for the continuance of the revolution In
Mexico
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
"Executioner's Secret"
Makes Thrilling Film

The "Executioner's Secret at the
Virginia this week, is a clever subject,
brilliantly acted. and photographed by
an artist.
Bloodthirstey King John orders Titta,
the executioner, to burn out the eyes
of Prince Godfrey, who is a prisoner in
the tower; but Titta has a blind daugh-
ter, and not wishing to inflict such
suffering on another mortal, he aids
the prince in escaping. and carries food
to his place of concealment, informing
King John that he is dead.
Disbeleving this, King John orders
Titta to be tortured on the rack. Dur
ing an attack on the castle, Titta es-
capes and crawls away to Prince God
frey, to guide him back to his proper
place in the throne room.
Then he succumbs to his injuries.
The Washington times., 1913-06-08

and the little troop of people melted
away: She looked up from her book as
he entered
"well?"
IT was an accident, or q suicide" he
said gravely. "A man threw himself
from an empty carriage In front and
was run over. It was q horrible AFFAIR"
DO they know who he was?" she
asked.
There was card found near him."
he answered. Mr.. Douglas Guest That
was his name"
Was IL his fancy. or did she look at
MIN Tor momentS more intently during
the momentary silence which followed
his speech? It must have been his
fancy. Yet her next words puzzled him.
You have not told me yet" she said,
your own name. should like to know
He hesitated for q moment His own
name. name to be kept-to 1--we and
die under the hallmark Of his new
Identity. How poor his imagination vast
Never an Inspiration. and she was
watching him. There was so much In q
name. and he must ind one swiftly, for
Mr.. Dauglas Guest was dead.
MY name is lesson" he said-'Doug-
las lesson"
A Contfnuati0n Of This Story VIII
he Found In ToRorrOWsD
Issue ef The Times.
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
News of the Capital Moving Picture Theaters
by
"Carmen" Film Feature
At La Grande Theater

Carmen" the thrilling story of the
cigarette girls passionate love for the
Gashing toreador, which the Thanhouser
company has recently produced, will
be the leading attraction at the La
Grand Photo Play Park, at North Capt.
tol street and New York avenue, on
Wednesday evening. this week. This
phot play is presented by notable
Thanhouser cast and is shown in three
reels.
This spacious, cool picture park is
delightful place to while away these
warm summer evenings.
other features this week are Ashes
of Three" THE Drummer of Eighth"
and "A Child of War
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
NEW YORK GUNMEN
IN FILM PICTURE
Rose, Schepps, and VaIIon Act
h wages of Sin" for "Mov-
les" Audiences.

A new application of the morally in
structive possibilities of moving pic
lures has been made by several New
York producers in the completion re-
Gently of three-reel feature film, en-
titled The Wages of Sin,'' personally
enacted by Jack Rose, Sam Schepps and
Harry VaIon, three of the most dra-
matically prominent men in the history
of New York police records.
The story Of the picture was written
primarily about the lives of the three
men during their occupation of the
positions of leaders in the great metro
politan underworld Interjected into
the drama is a strong moral tone, tend
ed to place particular emphasis upon
the ultimate purpose of Jack Rose in his
series of articles published throughout
the United States, to show that Crime
does not pay"
From the standpoint of those inter-
ested in the recent court proceedings in
New York. involving Rose. Schepps and
Vallon, the appearance of the three men
as the principal characters in the pic
ture is made doubly important as the
result of an announcement recenSy
made by District Attorney Whitman
that new trial had been granted to
former Police Lieutenant Becker, and
that the trio would be recalled to the
stand as star witnesses in the pro-
ceedings.
"The Wages of Sin,'' produced by
the Big Feature Film Company, of 220
West Forty-second street, New York
City, contains numerous incidents ac-
tually experienced by the trio before
their reformation.
One of the most salient features of
the experiences of Rose, Schepps, and
Vallon. following the announcement
several weeks ago their appearance in
The Wages of Sin," has been the re-
ceipt of numerous letters from social
and moral welfare workers and minis
ters throughout the United States. re-
questing their personal opinions of the
moral value of the production and its
real worth as an educational factor in
the particular fields with which they
are identified.
A singular interest is manifested in
the work of the three men, and con-
siderable sentiment already has been
expressed favorable 20 their efforts to
fmmortalize their own experiences for
the benefits of countless thousands of
young men who are or Will be SUBJ
mitted to the same temptations and the
same dangers which they encountered.
The picture WAS completed two
weeks ago. and already has been re-
leased for nationwide exhibition.
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
Hundreds to Attend
Railway Mems Outing

Hundreds of tickets have been sold
for the annual outing of the Washing
ton Railway and Electric Relief AS
sociation at Chesapeake Beach June 26.
Reports on the sale of tickets and of
various subcommittee were made to-
day to the general committee in charge
of which Fred ]. Mersheimer is chair
man. Promise came also from the
Washington Railway and Electric Com
pany that it planned to be especially
generous this year to the relief as
sociation.
Besides Mr.. Mersheimer the officers
of the excursion committee for this year
are: w. N De Neale, vice chairman !;
]. T. Moffett, treasurer; J. A Kaiser,
secretary. and Richard Rose, sergeant,
alarms. The chairman of the principal
subcommittee are w. S. Ballenger, of
transportation and order; C. A Sisler,
dancing; w. n. DeNeale, amusements,
and 5. l. Folsom, printing and advertis-
ing |
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
Yeggs Cross DeadIine;
Loot and Burn Tavern

NEW YORK, June s.-Not only have
the higher class of crooks operated be-
low the Fulton street dead line within
the past year. but now the yeGsmen.
the lowest grade of criminals given to
robberfes, have begun operations. They
entered the offices of Whitehouse, Davis
& Co. 27-29 Water street, and blew
open two safes. getting about 800 in
cash and SIS worth of stamps.
over on Staten Island burglars, who
arrived in an automobile, broke into
the Old Red Tavern, one of the Staten
Island landmarks and looted strong
box of s., 600 worth of jewels while the
owners were absent, and then set fire to
the building.
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
Great Falls Attracts
Many Pleasure Seekers

A large number of WashinStonians'
including many of the Sunday visitors
to the city, went to Great Falls this
afternoon to spend the rest of the day
and evening at this resort. The crowds
were taken there by the Great Falls
branch of the Washington and Old Do
minion. At the Falls free dancing and
motion pictures besides the scenery are
offered for the entertainment of visl-
tors.
special Sunday round trip for sl.0O
is offered on the Bluemont branch of
the Old Dominion. This trip carries
travellers into the Blue mountains and
to a number of well-known resorts, in
Guiding Rluemont, Purcellville, Palonian
Springs. Clarke's Gap, Hamilton and
Leesburg.
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
Southern Society Gets
Hundred New Members

So great was the impulse given the
Southern Soc:et- BY its rec"nt annual
meeting at the National Theater, where
Secretary Bean. Senator JoEh Sharp
Williams. and o'hera spoke. Ihs.c HIcrc
than 100 applications are now on fe
with the membership committee. of
which William II. Saunders is chair
man
Claude y. Bennett, president of The
society, and committee chairmen are
planning a rally soon at the New VIII
lard, where these applicants will be re-
ceived into full membership with proper
ceremony. Mr.. Bennett has appointed
an extension committee to aid :he MEN,
bership committee. Its chairman is
Speaker Clark, with DR.. Gustavus
Weber and Daniel B. Henderson as
vice chairmen-
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
St. Johns MoonIights
Gaining Popularity

The moonlight trips of the steamer
St Johns are gaining in popularity as
the season advances. For an evening
of recreation after a strenuous business
day nothing is more inviting than
these forty-mile moonlight trips, on
the historic Potomac. Leaving her
wharf at the foot IF Seventh street
every evening at o'clock. the st.
Johns. the city's fastest excursion
steamer. makes the run to Indian
Head in about two hours. arriving
home at IL o'clock. An excellent cafe,
where all the delicacies of the Season
may be had, is found on the boat. Mu-
sic and dancing are some Of the fea-
tures of the trip
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
Special Concerts at
DreamIand Airdome

c. A. Lehman, manager of the Dream
land Airdome. formerly of the Royal
Theater and Park, announces that a
special musical program will be given
every evening at the Airdome. at Four
teenth and V streets northwest, begin
ming Monday evening.
THE Sneak" a powerful Kalem
drama, will be the leading film on to-
days program, with Alice Joyce and
Thomas Moore in the leading roles.
The excellent sets and photography
of this picture have caused considerable
comment in motion picture circles.
Another Sunday attraction will be an
educational film, entitled Canton
China"
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
District MiIitiamen
Rule on "Residence''

Resident within the District Of Co.
lumbia." as it applies to enlistment in
The District militia, has been construed
by the War Department to mean a
residence of such a character and for
such a time as will enable a man TO
reasonably expect he can finish his
three-year term of enlistment. Ihe 'aw
requires that every able-Dodied man
from eighteen 10 forty-ive resident
within the District shall be enrolled
in the militia
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
Shot t-Putter Returns
With Countess as Wife

SOMERVILLE, Mass. June S.-Wes-
ley w. Coe. the former worlds cham
pion shot putter. is expected to arrive
here this afternoon with Russion
countess as bride.
His parents, who live at 176 Pearl
street, received a cable from their son
stating that he had married the Coun-
tess Tori. of St. Petersburg. and that
he would arrive here Sunday and pre-
sent her to the family.
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
Vote on Railroad Strike.

PHILADELPHIA. June S.-Men en-
ployed in the shops OF the Philadelph a
and Reading Railway Company are vot-
ing today on strike proposition to
cover the whole Reading system. Tho
vote was prec!pitated by a strike at the
Rutherford. Pa. shops over dismissal
of four men.
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
TIMES DAILY SERIAL STORY
THE SURVIVOR -
By E. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM

tcopuish.. 1as. Frank A. Mun..y company,
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
Colonial Beach.
Atlantic City.

THE woODI4AwN-I5 rooms furnished. Co
lonial Beach, Va Apply 20l6 18th st. N. W.
MRS. EMMA CHILDS BRADY. IL
The Washington times., 1913-06-08
lllarlborouab. Blenbeim

ATLANTIC CITY, N. j.
Jssiak White 4 Sons CoADaUR
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-08-11
GLOSE SIGHTS
BY THE ATCHISON GLOBE.

As a ruls there are more COWBOYS than
cows in the movies.
The easiest thing earth is to cuss a
newspaper over the phone.
A dySpeptic's idea of great riches is a
good digestive apparatus
Half the indignation is based on a mis-
conception of facts unwarranted pre-
sumption.
Abhoring mistakes people haven't much
use for the chap who says he doesn' /
know.
1t is all right to protest occasionally
Dut 1t doesn't amount to much as a reg
ular calling.
What has become of the o. f. woman
buried alive?
Father doesn't feel he is properly ap-
preciated unless everyone waits on him
when he is a home.
-ometimes man lacks ingenuity and
stays at home because he has run out of
reasonable excuses.
How (the fish editor is seeking informa-
tom does the mud cat manage to find
mud these dusty days?
While only a few men understand a
bank statement, the box score is quite
generally comprehended.
Men are easily fooled, but belief that
two live cheaply as one doesn't
lure many into matrimony.
Father may be a generous soul in many
ways. but he never gets rich enough TO
support a son-in-law cheerfully-
When he was a boy, Alb. Adkins had TO
milk eight cows. and doesn't fancy fiction
about the wild, free life of a cowboy.
In spite of her stringent ideas on trut h
woman feels perfectly justified in fib-
bling about her hair, her age and her
wei
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-08-11
QUAKER MEDITATTONS.
[From the Philadelphia Record.

GFrom the Philadelphia Record
Love in a flat is short en- suite.
man of letters-the postman
The photographer is a man of miens
One way to find time is not to lose it.
The worm and the organ-grinder will
turn.
The electric fan goes the way of the
whirled.
It doesn't tie up. baseball when the play
ers go out on strikes.
The automobilist seems to be bound 10
break the record, the machine or his neck.
All men are net of royal blood, but the
fellow with rheumatism can claim to be
every inch aching.
Always count ten before replying when
you're angry says the Manayunk
Philosopher 1T gives you time to think
up something mean to say
Nell-"I stopped in at a bargain sale to-
day" Belle-''Did you see anything that
looked real cheap" Nell-"Yes; several
men waiting for their wives"
My fingers seem to be all thumbs to-
day" alphabetically remarked the clumsy
butcher: An said the customer sig
nificantly. That a-counts for them get
ting in the weigh -