New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-29
AS | WAS SAYING

The author explains: "Vhen she passed me, that
morning of the blizzard, our tiny heroine wore a
long. thick coat. dark her own dark mar. -!
Then why does the illustrator make her out tall
radiant. athletic blonde. in a one-piece swimming
suit? A. old NJ Ger6me would have said. some
body is mstaken-either the author or the llustra-
tor the heroine
Such discrepancies have given rise TO the sus-
picon that artists carefully read the stories they
illustrate so to avoid duplicating the text WRONG
quite wrong, They never look at the text II would
hamper them With an eye to business, they fix
their attention on pictures four successive sales:
% Tolhat Moses of meekness. the art editor
- 10 the Calendar Trust.
Is, To an Advertising Agent
a. To Pittsburgh millionaire. who. seeing the re-
production on hall the fences IN America, burns to
possess the original
Naturally this infuriates authors but what is the
Authors Union Itself against a $1,000 year ar
fist?
soeakire Of MI Morris Hillquit and his Social
ism summed Up" we once visited community
where all the residents kept the same hours did the
same work ate the same food wore the same
clothes Yet We seemed nevertheless, to detect
spirit Of dissatisfaction and several Of the older in
habtants told us they we're about 10 leave.
That community was our State Reformaiory at
Emira.
4 most useful article is this on Voice and Ex-
presson In ursne Too great care cannot be
taken Just a little indifference. A. regards voice
and expression and ne maries the other nurse.
The Continental peoples keep telling one another
that hurnor is "the laughter that has led from the
heart to the head" Seeing things they are, a
humorist rs inwardy sad. outwardly merry. The
genius Of humor then lies in this that the humoris
looks where thousands have looked before discovers
some new and horrible reality. and grins. King
min example hlched from Hdshmura's latest on the
ottomobie. thank YOU: That iron animal stood
amidst awful perfumery. / was shocked to observe
the cruel expression Of lamps with which he gazed
Al me" Happily. the "cruel expression Of lamps
so terrifying. now We perceive IT, rs sore point
with motorists. who hope 20 make up FOR 1t byl
wearing those large and luscious julia Marlowe
eyes.
Our dream is TO eat all the deadly dainties he pre-
scribes and then make Woods Hutchinson digest
them.
The ink shed is worse than the paint shed. NO.
hody minded the New Art. II was to laugh But
this deluge Of awful admonition it has unclaimed
oh saints deliver us. We object 70 being argued
with praved with. even ioked with TO the present
sppalline extent For are in very much the posi-
tion Of = rainy Sunday congregation, who get
scolded because others stayed home. And II We
seem 10 imply there is guilt somewhere, just con
slider how few and how absolutely incorrgihle are
the admirers Of the New Art. why bother? They are
the same enthusiasts who scorned Titan and wor-
Skinned the painter whom-to avoid giving offence
We shall call Botchtelo.
Miss Emersonetta Wggin writes home: Honestly
and truly ! never saw anything like these Paris
cabmen Stoo-oo -oo-oopid, This morning | hoped
into a cab and told the man WAS i'm n hurry 10 get
ia the Rue Saint Jacques. | pronounced II per-
fectv distinctly. Roo-ay Saynt Jacks-like that.
And still had 10 walk
Personally our sympathies are with the cabman
and his race who have suffered much. Not long ago
an American woman living in Paris wanted slice
of salt pork and fortified herself with selections
from the dictionary: Salt. sale pork, cochon In
the first instance she overlooked the accent in the
second she chose a rather unhandy word, as pore
would have done better. However. she felt great
confidence and. trottng TO the butchers, shouted
AZ him sale cochon"'-by Interpretation, you
dirty pig.
Perfectly amably perfectly solemnly, ne gave her
salt pork Angels could do more r. J." n.