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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

in easy reach of the national capital,
to which all pilgrims to the heart Of
the country could readily resort and
pay their vows to the father of Amer
lean democracy.
Washington is buried at Mount Yer
non, his estate situated on the south
ern bank of the Potomac river, and
sixteen miles distant from the ma
tional capital His monument is not
one of the most imposing Of the me-
MORALS to the presidents, but it is the
most impressive because of its simple
dignity. The tomb is a brick struc-
ture, twelve feet high, entrance to
which is provided through an iron
gateway, fanked by pilasters, and on
the arch surmounting the gateway
there Is this inscription: within the
Enclosure rest the remains of Gen
Washington In a plain marble sar-
cophagus placed in the ante-chamber
of the tomb rest the remains of
Washington This sarcophagus was
fashioned by John Struthers of Phila-
delphia, from a design made by Will
lam Strickland Another severely
plain sarcophagus of the same work
manship and design and containing
the, remains of Martha Washington
stands in the tomb hard by that of
her illustrious husband These serco-
phagi were presented by Mr.. Strick.
land to the relatives of Washington.
The grave Of Washington and mis-
home at Mount Vernon are under the
protection of the Mount Vernon asso.
citation, composed of women from all
the original thirteen states, and are
well cared for as a patriotic duty by
these women as shrine to which Low.
ers of the country journey every year
to pay their VOWS and catch fresh in
SEPARATION meditating upon the virtues
of the father of his country
Martin Van Buren, was buried in the
Reformed church cemetery at Kinder
hook, Columbia County, N. Y, and his
grave is marked by a plain granite
| shaft.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
CRUST COVERED BABY'S HEAD

532 Brunswick St., Baltimore, Md
"My babys face broke out in pimples,
which after bathing would weep and
form scabs until his head and face
were completely covered with a crust
and his hair all fell out, 1t was cross
and would not sleep, Each day it
spread until his entire face and head
were covered with weeping sores.
tried several prescriptions, but did not
find any relief. Then l decided to try
Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
After using them two or three
times the sores dried up and after a
half dozen applications all disfgure-
ment disappeared. In less than three
weeks the sores and scales were COM
pletely gone, and baby's skin as
smooth and clear as when he was first
born. Cuticura Soap and Ointment
cured him" (Signed) Mrs. Lottie V.
Steinwedel, Jan. IA, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston"
Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Plea for Liberty!

Mrs. B. was entertaining a few
friends and Elsie was allowed to re-
main in the room provided she made
no disturbance. But she was inter
ested and laxative and asked so many
questions that at last her mother be.
came exasperated.
Elsie, If you open your mouth an
other time, you'll have to go back up
stairs. Now, remember!"
Elsie was accustomed to obey, SO,
for long time, Elsie's lips were kept
tightly closed. At last, however, she
touched her mother and said softly:
Mamma, can / open my mouth If
I don't say anything ?"-Chicago Trib,
une.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
IN A SHADOW.
InVeterate Tea Drinker Feared Par
alysis.

Steady use Of either tea or coffee
often produces alarming symptoms as
the poison (caffeine) contained in
these beverages acts with more po-
tency in some persons than in others.
Il was never a coffee drinker,"
writes an Ill. woman, but a tea drink
er. was very nervous, had frequent
spells of sick headache and heart
trouble, and was subject at times to
severe attacks of bilious collie.
mo end of slespless nights-would
have spells at night when my right
side would get numb and tingle like
a thousand needles were pricking my
flesh. At times | could hardly put my
tongue out of my mouth and my right
eye and car were affected.
THE doctors told me was liable to
become paralyzed at any time, so
was in constant dread. l took no end
of medicine-all to no good,
THE doctors told me to quit using
tea, but l thought l could not live
without it-that it was my only stay.
| had been a tea drinker for twenty
five years; was under the doctors
care for fifteen.
About six months ago, l finally
quit tea and commenced to drink
Postum.
81 have nevn had one spell Of sick
headache since and only one light
attack of bilious collie. Have quit hav
ing those numb spells at night, SLEEP
well and my heart is getting stronger
all the time" Name given upon re
/ quest.
Postum now comes in concentrated
powder form, called Instant Postum
1t is prepared by stirring a level tea
spoonful in a cup Of hot water, adding
sugar to taste, and enough cream t
bring the color to golden brown.
Instant Postum is convenient
there's no waste; and the flavor is al
ways uniform. Sold by groc0rs every
where.
A Soup trial tin mailed for grocer
name and 2-eent stamp for postage
Postum Cereal Co, LID Battle Greek
Mich
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
A GENEROUS GIFT
Free to Readers of This Paper

Professor Muuyon has Just issued a
most useful almanac containing a number
of his best essays, including the two won,
derful articles, Don't Be Cipher" and
"The Power of Love" The almanac also
contains illustrated instructions for Char
acter Reading, gives the meaning of your
birth month, the Interpretation of dreams,
complete weather forecasts for the North
qrD States, Pacific Slope and Southern
States. In fact, it is a magazine almanac.
1t will be sent you absolutely free. With
it we will include any one full-size 25c.
Munyon Remedy, our Rheumatism Rem
edy for rheumatism, our Kidney Remedy
for kidney trouble, our Dyspepsia Rem
edv for indigestion. our Paw Paw Pills for
biliousness or constipation, Not a penny
to pay Address The Munyon Remedy
Company, Philadelphia, Pa.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
POLICE CENSOR A BIG BALL
Munich Society Stirred by Action Of
Authorities In Sending Inspectors
to Govern Actions of Dancers.

Munich.-The action of the police
authorities in sending four criminal
inspectors to watch over the Munich
Press ball, one of the big social events
OF the season, has stirred society cir.
Giles to such an extent that the mu-
nicipal government have to name a
new head for the police. The elite CT
Munich society was at the ball. Four
officers appeared and said they had
structions to see that the moral code
was not violated One of these
walked about on the floor and fire.
quently shouted to a dancing couple
don't shove" or don't hug" under
threats Of having them removed from
the floor. Several couples we're ar.
rested.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
They Got Left.

John and Betty, aged five and four
years, had started on a railway jour
ney with their parents on Monday, but
reached the station just in time to
hear the engineer RAG his bell and see
the train pull out OF the station, leay-
ing the family behind.
Next Sunday John and Betty were
started out on the way to Sunday
school. When they we're half way
there the bell rang, and presently they
came regretfully back.
I'VE got left" they announced.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

Men who worked under a former
city editor of the Washington Post
vouch for he truth of this story about
him.
The telegraph editor, so the story
goes. got flash one night that John
La Fargo, the painter, was dead He
called the news out to the city editor,
who, catching only the name and pro-
fession, yelled to a reporter:
"Willoughby! A painter by the
name of La Fargo is dead Rush down
to the Central Labor union and see
what you can dig up about him!"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Perlls of the Aviator.

During one of the aviation meets
a young woman went through the han
gars under the guidance Of a me-
chanic. After asking all the usual
foolish questions that aviators and
the assistants have to answer during
a tour of inspection, she wanted to
know: But what If your engine stops
In the air-what happens? Can't you
come down." That's exactly the
trouble" responded the willing guide,
There are now three men up in the
air in France with their engines stop
ped. They can't get down and are
starving to death"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Effieaclous Spanking.

Little Martha was cantankerous and
just would not go to sleep, notwith-
standing frequent orders from father
and mother, who were anxious to get
to sleep themselves. Finally, after
many threats, the mother arose, and
went through the motions of giving
Martha a spanking. There was hearty
squalling for a few minutes, then
quiet The father and mother, re-
lieved, were doing off again, when a
little voice piped up:
Mamma"
No answer.
Mamma, wat d you pank me for?
| fordet"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Where II Happened.

A seven-year-old colored boy was
before Judge Taylor in juvenile court
not long ago for shooting at his play
mate with a rife. AS is customary in
all such cases the attorney in ques-
tioning the boy asked:
You were in tho state of Indiana,
Marion county, when this happened,
were you not?"
The little fellow studied a minute
and then answered:
NO, sab. All was on tn front
pooh. indianapolis News.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

VI lht young
men Of today have Just such symp-
toms as you describe. What does It
mean?
Look at me. am elghty-two years
old. Sound as a nut. Tough as hick.
Dry Do not knew what II Is to be
tired. While cannot do as much
physical work as / used to when a
young man, / can DO a great deal.
Probably twice as much as the aver
age young man Of today.
What has kept me so strong and
well? / will tell you / do not use
tobacco. do not use alcoholic slim
ulants. I do not use tea OF coffee
habitually. / go to bed early. l get
up early. I am always doing some
thing; something that occupies my
body and mind. love to work.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Sensational Methods

or advertising and bold promises % cure
every uilmDnt are not rgFlrted 20 by tho
manufacturers on BONDS LIVER PILLS
Such methods are left 20 tho struggling
trudtamen in their grand Bargain Sales.
and 20 the newly hodgcd medical candl-
dntrgs with their wonder working" but
ullsl unknown remedies"
BONDS LIVER PILLS are no expert
ment They are honestly and slkillmlly
prepared from the best known agents
without regard 10 cost or trouble.
They are gentle, safe and satisfactory
lnXntivcs, Intended 90 relieve the ailments
arising from torpldity or engagement OF
the liver or the bowels.
Headaches, Sour Stomach, Neuralgia
Colds, HilOusness and Constipation can
not linger II Bonds Pills are properly
used
Take Just ONE pill at bed time; you
WI usually WAKE UP WE'LL
All druggists, 8c. Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

take a cold water towel bath every
morning, winter and summer. Il IS
these things that have kept me well
and strong. You could be Just as well
and strong as | am II you would do as
do.
You may ask, do never get sick
have / never had occasion to take
medicine at all? Yes, have got sick.
Sometimes / feel llttle touch OF eli.
matte trouble like cold, malaria.
slight catarrhal symptoms, but my
only medicine is Peruna. / always
keep a bottle OF Peruna In the house.
] keep a bottle Of Peruna on my desk
In my Office. Once In a while | take
some. do not take II habitually.
Take II only when feel little out of
sorts. One swallow will perhaps be
all that will be necessary, but II is
always handy by.
It is q sorry sight to see the young
men Of today begin to peter out phys
ically when they ought TO be In the
glory Of their manhood and the height
Of their yigor. Eat plain food. Live
frugally. Give up all weakening
habits. Live as God intended you to
live. Take Peruna when you do not
feel as well as usual.
II you want me to I will send you
book which will tell you great
many more things about yourself and
about matters that may be Of great
value to you. Enclose two-cent
stamp for postage and the book will
be sent In u plain wrapper and you
viii not be troubled with any follow
up letters or advertisements.
Peruna is for sale at all drug stores
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
EIually az Good.

A Sunday school teacher in the mid.
die west asked all Of her pupils who
wished to go TO heaven TO hold up
their right hands, All did but one
little girl
Why, Mary" said the teacher, why
don't you hold up your hand today,
just as you did last Sunday when |
asked the same question:"
81 know" said Mary, but papa has
just got tickets for Los Angeles"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Were Oblv Bent.

She weighed only 2S6, so that when
she trod on a banana skin she sub
sided very gently, A polite shop.
keeper came out to assist her to rise
from a box of his best new-laid eggs
"Oh, | do hope | have not broken
them!" she cried.
Not at all, madam said the polite
one; they are only bent"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Got His Answer.

Standing by the entrance of a large
estate in the suburbs of Dublin are
two huge dogs carved out Of granite
An Englishman going by in hack
thought he would have some fun with
the Irish driver.
How often, Jack, do they feed those
two big dogs?"
whenever they bark, sir" was the
straight-faced reply.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
A WnNnEREuI nISGnvERY

In this age Of research and experiment, all nature
Is ransacked BY the scientific fOrthe comfJrtand hap
pinesSOf man. Science has indeed made giant strides
In the past century, and among the-by no means
least impOTtant-dsCOvertes in medicine Is fhatOf
Therapion, hch has been used with great success In
French Hospitals and that IL Is worthy the attention
Of those who suder from kidney, bladder nervous
dlsea Scs, chronic weaknesses, ulcers skin eruptons
piles, &C. there Is no doubt In fact evident
from The big stir created amongst specialists that
IHERAPlOH is destined 70 cast into oblivion all
those questionable remedies that were formerly the
sole reliance OF med cal men. u Is Of course impos-
sible 70 tell sufferers oil should ike 70 tell them
in this short article but those who would Ike to
know more about this remedy that has ehsctcd 50
should send addressed envelope for FREE book 70
Dr. l.e Clerc Med. Co. ayerstuck Road, Hampstead
New French Remedy "THERAPiON" No. I. No.
Or No Is what they require and have been seeking
in vain during lie OF mi sery suffering M h+ufh
and unhappiness. Therapon Is sold by druggists ur
mall tl.oO. FOugera Co, " Beekman 81, New ROrk.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
WarnInu TO Women,

Very Meek Husband just finished
writing your speech for the club,
Mirah.
His Wife mot so meek)-+What's
the subject?
Very Meek Mantle Lady Who
viii Strike Her Husband Is No Man"
Satire.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
RELIEVES PAIN AND HEALS
At THE SAME TIME
The Wonderful Old Reliable De. Porter's
Antissplis Healing OIL, Prevents Blood
Poisoning, An Aniissptie Surgical
Dressing discovered by on Old
r. r. Surgeon.

Thousands Of families know Il already
and trial will convince you that DR..
PORTgR'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING
OIL Is the most wonderful remedy eyex
discovered for Wounds, Burns, Old Sores,
Ulcers, Carbuncies, GRADUATED Eye Lids,
Sore Throat, Skin or Scalp Diseases and
all wounds and external diseases whether
slight OF serious. Continually people are
finding new uses for this famous old
remedy, Guaranteed by your Druggist.
Wemean Il. Csc SOC. 81 90
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
WIRE FENCING

Both welded and wrapped for stock.
pigs, poultry garden and lawn, all sizes
a good heavy hog proof 20" fence for lSiAc
per rod. Send trial order ROOFING of
all kinds, galvanized and painted steel
rubber and gravel coated We have a
good rubber roofing for SIC square. all
complete. Send trial order, Mention this
paper PidgeOn-ThOmas Iron Co., 1896
n. I'd ST., Memphis. Tenn. Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
GlrlIsh Scheme.

Your daughter plays som1 very ro-
bust pieces"
She's got beau in the parlor,"
growled Pa Wombat, "and that loud
music is to drown the sound of her
mother washing the dishes. Louis
Vile Courier-Journal
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Sarcasm Wasted.

Cook-There's no use sorr. l can't
stand the missus.
Master Csarcastically)-It'J E. pity.
Bridget that l couldn't have selected
wife to suit you.
Cook-Sure, sorr, we all make mis-
takes-Boston Evening Transcript.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Cruel to Be Kind.

What makes you carry that horri-
BILE shrek machine for an automobile
signal?"
For humane reasons" replied Mr..
Chuggins. - can paralyze a per-
con with fear he will keep still and ]
can run to one side of him"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Healthy Old Age Is What
DR.. Hartman Advocates

See here,
young man, /
heard you com.
planning the
other day OF be-
ing erY us,
sleepiass, brain
tagged, and the
Ike. A young
man, hardly in
the zenith OF
your life, com.
planning Of such
things!
And this A
very 90 m mon,
too. You are
not the only
one. Pro b ably
three out Of four
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Importent to Mothers
Envy.

"Bhggins is one Of those people who
envy others the slightest elevation
above ordinary surroundings"
Yes. His family can't eat a meal
without being afraid he'll get jealous
of the baby and want the high chair"
Washington Star.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Feminine Arithmetic

Typist-It's my birthday tomorrow;
I'm going to take a day off.
Bookkeeper-Why don't you take
five years off, same as you did last
year?-Bystander
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
No chanae.

Il saw young Sappley the other
day"
We'll, did he look like HIMSELF"
Yes; still insignificant"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Illustrative Case.

What are those two afinities?"
Il don't know, unless It is because
she is dove-eyed and nc is pigeon
toed."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
WRONG Idea.

Talk is cheap"
Evidently you don't pay telephone
bills"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

Constipation causes many serious diseases.
Il Is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative, three for
cathartfe Adv
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

Competition may be the life OF
trade. but it's tough on the Jealous
lover.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup for Chiidren
teethinR, softens the gums, reduces inhnmna
ton ,allays pain, cures wind colic,25c bottleAa
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

Speaking OF human dynamos,"
there is man who has everything
charged
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

Whats the weather report?"
Blowing great guns"
Great report"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

Some girls are so eager to thump a
piano they cant wait TO wash the
dishes
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Stuno.

Bella, have you any engagement
for next
MIR. Squinchley, my name is Miss
BHm,"
Yes, and from the present outlook
it's likely to be Miss Blim as long as
you live"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
QUIHlRE AND lROR-TRE MOST
EFFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tas,sless chill Tonic Combines both
In Tsstslsss form. The ouiuins drives
out Malaria and the Iron builds up
the System. For Adults and
Children.

You know what you are taking when
you take GROVES TASTELESS chill
TONIC, recognized for 30 years through
out the South as tire standard Malaria,
Chill and Fever Remedy and General
Strengthening Tonic. II is as strong as
the strongest bitter tonic, but you do not
taste the bitter because the ingredients
do not dissolve in the mouth but do dis
solve readily in the acids Of the stomach
Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean
Il. SOC.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

PILES CURED IN To Il DAYS
Your druggist viii refund money II PAXO ONT
MENr fails cure any case of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or PrOtruding Piles in 70 "a days. Soc.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

A man may develop into a ripe
scholar If he lives TO a green old age
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

AROUsEs THE LIVER AND PURIFIES
THE BLOOD.
The Old standard general strengthening tonic,
GROVES TASrELEss chill TONIC, aruuses tho
builds up the system. A true tonic For adults and
children. dOc.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

The world likes a good loser, espe-
cially II it gets some Of his money.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

'BRoMo QUININE" LAXATIVE BRoMo QUINNE
OF W. GROVE Cold Day
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

Mrs, Henpeck-Why, l only mar
ried you to spite Dick Jones.
Mr.. Henpeck-Glad to hear 1t. Here
tofore | thought it was because you
had a grudge against me.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

ITCH Relieved in 80 Minutes
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds OF
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
Proof Positive.

Proof Positive.
How did the new play go?"
Like a breeze"
Then somebody raised the wind. 3"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02

Write for book saving young chicks. Send MS
names OF friends that use incubators and get
book free. Raisall Remedy Co., Blackwell, Okla.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
The Process.

The Process.
How can a milk trust be investi-
gated?'
by pumping the witnesses"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
MALARIAL REGIONS,

VIII find Tut Pulls the most genial restorh
tive ever offered the suffering invalid,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02
WHY INCUBATOR CHICKS DIE

ugly, grizzly, has Uss IA CREOLE" HAIR DRESSING
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-04-02


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