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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

ping off her shoulders, but she did not
notice. A crowd gathered around. One
little hand rested ON her knee as she
steadied herself
Little September Mornl" observed
a laughing girl, who paused with sew
eral others to look at her.
Morning." replied Margaret, catch
ing the last word.
Just then daddy came In sight. His
eyes popped wide open as he caught
flash Of ten pink toes diving to the
depths of great green blanket.
There was hasty explanation in
excited baby talk. Mrs. Newman was
standing at the telephone on the verge
of collapse from anxiety when 1t rang
and her husband called.
Get her into some clothes the first
thing you do and then bring her right
home" were the mothers orders. All
the way Margaret was dubious, but
there we're no spankings and only hugs
and kisses when she was on her moth
er's knee again.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
Pioneer Indian Fighter,

GAN FRANCISCO.-William Kincaid,
~ pioneer indian fighter and veteran
of the Mexican and Civil wars, applied
lately at the Central Emergency hos
pital for aid.
A resident of nearly every state this
side of the Rockies, Kincaid has seen
the making of the west With perfect
memory he recalled historical events
that had occurred during his lifetime.
Kincaid was born in Santa Fe, N. M.
His mother was Castilian, his father
an American. The aged man speaks
both languages, as well as a number
Of Indian dialects.
When fourteen years old Kincaid ac-
companied his father to Mexico and
fought with the United States army at
Buena Vista and other memorable
fields. He was present at the capture
Of the Mexican general Santa Ana.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

NEW YORK.-"Bill the Beak," the
~ giant macaw in the Central park
bird zoo. expelled a terrific shrek.
A woman had hold of Bills tail. The
woman tugged and pulled at the long
feather which makes Bill the envy
of all the other male birds in the zoo.
And the more the woman pulled on
Bills tail the more the big bird
shrieked his mingled rage and pain.
Finally Bill got the woman's offend
ing fingers between his beak and nip
ped her savagely.
The head birdkeeper and proven
der provider fortunately ran up at that
moment. He found a woman who
said that she was Matilda Garrison,
formerly of Salem, Mass, tenderly
nursing a nippeed finger. with tears in
her eyes. Bill the Beak" was smooth
ing out his ruffled tail feathers and
croaking discordantly.
What do you mean by trying to
jerk that parrots tail out?" demanded
the head birdkeeper
Miss Garrison shifted.
Il am one of the Salem left-overs,"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
SYNOPSIS.

Cowboys of the Flying Heart ranch are
heartbroken over the loss of their much
priced monograph by the defeat of their
champion in a foot-race with the cook of
Inc Centipede ranch. A house party is
on at the Flying Heart. ]. Wa1lingford
speed, cheer leader at Yale, and Culver
CoYlngton, intercollegiate champion run
ner, are expected. Helen Blake. Speed 8
sweetheart, suggests to Jean Chaplin. sis
Ter or the owner Of the ranch, that she
Induce Covington, her lover, to win back
the monograph. Helen declares that If
CoVlngton won't run, Speed will. The
cowboys are hilarious over the prospect.
Speed and his valet. Larry Glass, trainer
at Yale, arrive. Helen Blake asks Speed
who has posed to her as an athlete, to
race against the Centipede man. The
cowboys join in the appeal to Wally, and
tearing that Helen viii fnd him out, he
consents He insist, however, that he
snail be entered as an unknown. figuring
that Covington will arrive in time to take
his place. Fresno, glee club singer from
Stanford university and In love with
Helen, tries to discredit Speed with the
ladies' and the cowboys. Speed and Glass
put In the time they are supposed to be
training playing cards in a secluded spot.
The cowboys tell Glass it is up to him to
see that Speed wins the race Willie the
gunnan. declares the trainer will go back
east packed in ice. II Speed fails. A tele-
gram comes from Covington saying he is
in Jail at Omaha for ten days. Glass in
a panic forces Speed to begin training In
earnest The cowboys force Speed to eat
in the training quarters and prepare him
a dlet OF very rare meat.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

originally presented hy Senator Zeb
Vance in the tariff debate of 1889.
Our Mary had little lamb and
her heart was most intent" it rhymed
ito make it's wool, beyond its worth
bring Sc per cent"
The classic went on to tell that
where e'er the poor girl went, one
leg was warmed with wool and one
with Sc per cent"
Now, with free WOOL" said Senator
Tillman, Mary will have to let her
women friends wear stockings on both
legs, instead of something they
have not been able to do in twenty
years"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
HELD a1-YEAR-oLD GRUDGE
Woman Keeps 100000 From cou-
sins by Request to Her Finan-
ciaI Adviser.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. members OF
the Dunn family looked with contempt
upon the humble occupation of John
Garrett, when he started in the SNUFF
business l31 years ago. with only 500
capital. the Dunns have been absolute
" ignored in the VIII OF their cousin.
Miss Julia Garrett last survivor OF
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
Undiscovered Interior.

A magazine editor recently return.
ed story to an aspiring contribu.
tor.
Immediately the latter wrote an in.
dignant letter to him, saying that be.
fore sending her manuscript she had
slightly pasted together several OF
the inner pages. When the story was
returned to her it was in its original
condition. She had always suspected
editors of neglecting their duties;
now she was sure of their careless
ness, for her own story had not been
read. To all this, the much berated
nan made reply: Dear Madam: At
breakfast, when find that an egg Is
bad, do not have to eat the whole OF
it to make sure. The Sunday Maya
zine.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

there is the money to be taken into
consideration. The middies are al.
lowed to receive none from home and
are given only So upon coming to
New York. The first night is glori.
Gus, but it is short and is soon only a
dream. Then there are days of idlins
away the hours that they might be
spending ashore, days of eating beans,
hash and slum gullion.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

graphophone and a basket of rec
ords.
When the theater manager opened
lis place Of entertainment he gasp
ed In amazement and then rub
bed his eyes. Ordinary atmosphere
filled the space formerly occupied by
the picture machine. Rolls of film
that had been specially advertised
were not to be found. The phono-
graph that diverted audiences in the
intervals between shows was gone.
A hearty pinch. delivered where it
did the most service, convinced the
astonished manager that he was not
asleep.
Then he went for the police. Pro
baton officers fixed the guilt on the
two boys.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
DOG TEARS OFF COWS HORN
Prize Canine and Thoroughbred Jer-
sey Meet In Unequal Combat
Near ST. Louis.

st. Louisville inbred enmity of dog
and COW, shown long ago by the Cow
with the crumpled horn that tossed
the dog" broke forth anew in the pas
ture of Samuel McCluney, a wealthy
ST. Louis broker, in st. Louis county,
when Rodney Stone, Mrs. T. L. Haus-
mann's prize bulldog, tore horn from
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
Father to Perform ceremonx.

Jersey City.-Miss May Bowen.
daughter Of Rev Isaac Bowen, Of
North Bergen, VIII be married to
Francis z. WILDER Of Canton, China,
who recently received her yes" by
cable. WILDER proposed By letter.
The ceremony will be performed by
the brides father who has married
$50 couples. Rev. Bowen Is anxious
to make his daughters wedding the
one thousandth and has asked that
nine couples wishing TO be married
present themselves at his parsonage.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

as fauna and fora reserve and it is
now suggested that the area should be
considerably increased. Certain islands
in various lakes have been set apart
as bird sanctuaries, close seasons for
different kinds of birds are proclaimed
and in various other ways efforts are
made to prevent the destruction of the
native fauna and flora.
Recently the attention of the South
Australian commission of crown lands
was drawn to the desirableness of pro-
tecting the opossum, which he had as
certained is now being destroyed in
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

storage, is Frenchman of eighty-fvi
years, and having been discovered
in state of abjeet poverty. Mr.. Teller
was recently decorated and pensioned
by the French government.
In the course OF an interview with
a New York correspondent. Mr.. Tel.
Ter talked with grim humor about
poverty
The advantages of poverty are
overrated," he said The rich de-
clare that poverty brings out a mans
good points. Well so ii does-by the
roots"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
ANIMAL AND FLOWER RESERVE
Kangaroo Island fer a Preservation
of Australian Species of
Wild Life.

Kangaroo island, which is situated
some six hours steaming from AIDE
laide, the capital of South Australia, is
regarded as an ideal place in which
to preserve permanently ANNA! and
botanical species distinctive of the
Australian content At present It's
square miles on the island are utilized
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
WILSON GIVES WHEEL TO BOY
President Sends New Bicycle to Re
place One Demolished in Auto
Accident.

-Fifteen-year-old Bob
bic Crawford, the messenger who rode
his bicycle in front of President VIII
sons automobile short time ago, was
a happy lad When he left the hos
pital. fully recovered, he received
brand new wheel. the gift of TIE n-csi-
dent, and a personal letter.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
TILLMAN IN POETS ROLE
Senator Recites "GirI With One
Stocking" In the United
States Senate.

Washington.-A little protective
pastoral entitled "a Girl With One
Stocking" enlivened the senate pro.
ceedings when presented by Senator
Tillman, who recently illuminated the
pages of the Congressional Record
with cartons of his income tax COW.
Mr.. Tillman claimed no credit for the
contribution, but acknowledged 1t was
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
Tea Reveals OIL Field.

The discoverer of oil in Papua
British New Guinea, was the result OF
a native boy being whipped for plac
ing kerosene in miners tea The
youth declared his innocence and lee
the miner to the well from which the
water had been taken.
1t was found that the surface of the
water was completely covered with
kerosene. the source of which is be
ing developed into a huge CONNER
cial enterprise.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
EusaIan czar,s Private Car.

The private car of the car of Rus
STA is said to be practically dynamite
proof, and owing to its weight it could
not be run on the major part OF the
European lines. The car is elegantly
furnished and also contains chapel,
where prayers are offered for his safe
ty. The car travels with only one
chef
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
Full Of Seeds.

They say man is what he eats.
England raises sturdy people on her
roast beef"
i've been living on what tomatoes
and cucumbers l could pick up re-
marked Tired Tiffins. no wonder !
look seedy.'
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

is that the mothers" lived hard while
they did live. but seldom lived long.
That mother" today only does about
twice as much work as her husband
we are speaking of the average moth
err is the reason. an investigator
AYERS, why the race is degenerate
We do not think that the race is Ge-
generate. but it were better that it
were degenerate than that mother
should be a MISUNDERSTANDING
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

large numbers for the sake of its skin
for which there is great market.
To prevent the wholesale destruo
ton of the marsupial and also to Civ.
power to the state government to pro.
tect other native animals from time tc
time as occasion may require, the com,
mission has directed that a bill shall
be prepared for introduction into par
lament at an early date to provide FOL
the protection of wild animals.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
MISS SHEN PROVES A TARTAR
Chinese Suffragette Pummels Editor
Who Criticized Her-He Makes
Retraction.

Pekin, China. The Kuoming
xungpoa newspaper recently criti-
.ized Miss Shen Pei Ching, lead
ng suffragette of China and for
ner leaders of the Amezons for
abandoning the seclusion pre-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

the head of McCluney's prize Jersey
COW, Daisy.
Mrs. Hausmann is a neighbor of the
McCluney's in Hampton Park. She
took the bulldog for his daily exercise.
without the restraint OF leash and
the result was conflict of tooth and
horn.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
Hard Customer.

why the aoise2"
"The barber is shaving himself"
But why the argument?"
He is trying to persuade himself
to have a shampoo. kansas City
Journal
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

observation-disclosures ate grass.
Well" replied Mr. Growcher, II
come pretty near doing the same
thing. only my wife puts little
mayonnaise dressing on it."--Wash-
ington Star
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

lcribed for oriental women, and re-
ceiving gentlemen callers. The pa
per questioned the morality Of such
a custom. Miss Shen thereupon went
to the editorial sanctum of the pub
tication, severely pummeled the edit
forced him to publish retraction.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
the family. who died at villa Nova sew

the family. who died at Villa Nova sew
eral weeks ago
Nursing the hereditary enmity for
the Dunns, Miss Garrett is said to have
bequeathed 100000 to her financial
adviser and executor, Isaac c. Starr
Through personal liking for one
woman who married into the Dunn
family, the mother of George Garrett
Dunn, the millionaire banker. Miss
Garrett forgot the family enmity in
her case and left her $40. 1000. Mrs
Dunn being dead. this amount win be
divided among her children
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
DOCS Do Peculiar Duty.

New York.-Dogs imported from
Europe viii be used by the manage
ment of the Hippodrome here to
drive away ticket spectators.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
cattIeman,s PrecautIon.

Nowadays when / hire az cow
punchers / take care that they're so
doggone homely that no movin' picture
concern'll want to get 'em."-Denver
Republican.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04
What the Old craveyards Show.

What the UId GraNeyards STOW.
Mother" in the good old days. it is
true. used TO make the family clothes.
work the family loom, raise the family
chickens. plant the family garden. cook
the family food, churn the family hut
ter. embroider the family frocks and
bear the family grief; but mother" in
those days used to die a. an early
enough age to make 1t possible for
1.-The man of the family" to take unto
himself another wife, and sometimes
a third and a fourth. II there is any
thins that the old graveyards show Il
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

Whenever you hear man boast
that he keeps early hours, you may
take it for granted that his wife is the
fixer OF the schedule
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

Good men gone wrong" are usually
only bad men discovered.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-11-04

Where Poverty Hurts.
Charles Teller, the inventor OF cold
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-02-13
Daddy Bedtime
n The Story Of
Of0TV The Squirrel
And the Snake
Wanted to Board
With the Squirrel.

PWN daddy
snuggled down quietly to listen
THE that when
IA friendship the the squirred
"'GOod morning SQUIRREL the said Gvily
to
along, for he did much for the snake.
~ housekeeping hollow
learned this for he did have him call.
"Tve heard that Squirrel houkeeper looking
don't positively I'm
hurry, shall have
easily He
faering
think him rather agreeable
when he asked her take him
The next when both Mr. Squirrel
there he pretended to much surprised.
would take q b0arder!
"'Oh, no., Squirrel
~ dear Mr. Snake answered. that's too bad
baggage
until can look around little And he stayed although the squirrels
him all,
It wasn't until Mrs Squirrel
Squirrel wished
perhaps would have foolish
when she home there babies
been in the least ndat least that's the the
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-02-13
CrOcus News.

CroCus. N. D., Feb. 8.-To The Fo-
rum: George Dearborn visited at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Flower last
Saturday afternoon.
During the past week we had the
worst Of the winter" as our towns
men say. There was a storm during
the entire week. The thermometer
stood at 40 below zero on Monday and
Tuesday. Ground hog day turned out
sunny and the sequel is bad weather.
Albert Markwardt has just returned
from a visit to the Red River valley.
He says, IT'S the finest country in the
world"
Mr. and Mrs. John Schumacher visit
ed at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. otto
Sukut last Sunday. Mr. Schumacher
has sold his farm here and will remove
to either South Dakota or Idaho IL the
near future
George Dardorff will begin farming
next year and will also open a store at
BrumbauEh. He would have started
the store last year, but the buildings
owned by former Merchant J. w.
Brooks were leased to c. l.. Lichty of
Rock Lake until now.
Miss NJ. r. Sheehy, teaCner of school
No. in Johnson township, went to
Devils Lake Friday for the treatment
of her teeth.
John Voge was Bisbee visitor last
Thursday.
The trains are having quite a bit of
trouble going through the huge drifts
OF snow that are accommodating on the
tracks eVerywehre. Cor. G..
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-02-13
ADVERTISING FOR CHURCHES.

Newspaper advertising for churches
is in its infancy, but the success at
tanned by judicious use of the COL
umns Of daily papers are such as 20
justify the belief that in a few years
progressive churches in all of the
larger cities will carry on a general
advertising campaign, a part of which
will be devoted to the newspaper's
columns. The idea of advertising
smacks so strongly of the secular that
there will be large amount of oppo-
sition to be overcome before it Is TAX
en- as a matter of course.
A striking example of advertising a
religious organization comes from the
Calvary Presbyterian church at Buff
talo, n. Y. The church is located in d
district which is overrun by business
establishments, and from which twen-
ty churches have moved away in as
many years. The present pastor has
been in charge for three years, the
hrst two Of which he spent in realizing
the difficulties with which he had TO
contend. year ago he determined
that the work should not dry up and
the church be blown away to the resi-
dence section of the city. His fight
ing blood was up.
An assistant was secured. who was
placed in charge of survey of the
population within half mile of the
church. Information was obtained and
tabulated as to the spiritual and ma
terial status of each family visited in
the district. Prospective attendants
have postal cards sent them. Electric
signs in front of the church give hours
OF service.
On Saturday display advertisements
are run in the daily papers circulating
in that district, After some time it
was found that only republican papers
were being used. by accident, and this
was changed. The advertisements are
run in the amusement column on the
theory that the quickest way to reach
those not interested in going to church
was through this column AS a result
of the patronage given the newspapers
the reporters were more active in Civ.
ing publicity to the church's happen
ings with d news value.
Outside advertising would be of ne
avail, of course, unless there was
something entertaining inside thu
church. People might be induced tc
come one time and be disappointed
but the campaign was for more per,
manent results. The stereopticon ha:
been employed, an orchestra secured
and various other attractions offered
After ten months of work along tn,
lines indicated. the attendance is nv,
times larger than ever before, and tn
church membership has increase,
nearly hundred.
The pastor and his assistant hav
visions OF time when church vii
have its advertising manager, as doe
business house. In their own fiel'
the worth of their plan has been dem
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-02-13

manner, and expressed appreciation
in behalf of the young ladies for the
cordial reception accorded them and
for the kindly expression of Senator
Gilbert.
Mr.. Williams, presiding officer, de-
livered a. brief address in which ne
explained the object of the trip which
is being made by the student council,
and how the plan has been financed
without cost to the agricultural college
but purely by the initiative Of the
students. He expressed thanks for the
cordial manner in which the student
body was received here, and for the
support from the legislature, the
people and the state as a whole, in
the interests of the agricultural COL
lege in the past.
Cheers and College YeIs.
President Kraabel then suggested
that the legislature give three cheers
for the agricultural college repre-
scntatives, and the house chamber
rang with the response, which was
participated in by all present.
The college yells were given by the
students.
At this juncture Senator Bronson
arose and moved that the assembly
express it's sincere thanks and ap.
probation for the splendid programme
that had been given under the
auspices of "our agricultural college,
and he emphasized the "our' in a way
| that carried with it the idea that thu
| college belongs to no single portion o
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-02-13
UPSET STOMACH
AND INDIGESTION
HEARTBURN, GAS, souRNEss OR
DYSPEPSIA ENDED IN FIVE
MINUTES WITH "PAPE'S
DIAPEPSTN,"

Time it! In five minutes all stom-
ach distress win go. No indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belching of gas,
acid, or eructations of undigested
food, no dizziness. bloating, foul breath
or headache.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for it's
speed in regulating upset stomachs. 1t
is the surest, quickest and most GER
tain remedy in the whole world and
besides 1t is harmless.
Millions of men and women now eat
their favorite foods without fear
they know now it is needless to have a
bad stomach.
Please, for your sake, get a large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepstn
from any drug store and put your
stomach right. Don't keep on being
miserable-life is too short-you are
not here long, so make your stay
agreeable. Eat what you like and di-
gest it; enjoy it., without dread of
rebellion in the stomach.
Diapepsin belongs in your home any
way. 1t should be kept handy, should
one of the family eat something which
doesn't agree with them or in case Of
an attack of Indigestion, dyspepsia.
gastritis or stomach arrangement at
daytime or during the night it is there
to give the quickest, surest relief
known. Adv.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-02-13
Onstrated and is no longer an experl-
MEXICO.

The situation in Mexico appears
grave. The country seems to be fast
approaching condition Of govern
mental chaos and 1t is not impossible
that Uncle Sam will yet be compelled
to intervene. Taft will not do so
unless the situation becomes acute.
One OF Wilson's greatest problems
will probably be in Mexico.
The failure Of the Madero govern
ment proves the fact that a people Of
the low average intelligence Of the
Mexicans need the iron hand in govern
ment. Harsh as it may seem in coun-
tries of a higher civilization, insur-
rectiOn must be put down hard" and
If it entails the summary execution of
the leaders, it is better that they be
shot than that a whole country be
drenched in blood. Undoubtedly many
Mexicans would welcome back the
Diaz regime.