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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-23
FROM REPORT OF KENTUCKY
TAX REvlsIoN COMMISSION,
1910.

$50 long as the state adherss TO IT.
present system OF taxation fixed BY
constitutional provisions. It will i'm
pose upon its citizens very serious
handicap in the competition with the
citizens OF other states more favored
in their tax laws. and must inevitably
lose both desirable population and
n'nch needed capital"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-23
That "Car."

He owned a handsome touring
car,
To ride in it was heaven;
He run across piece of glass
Bill $14.4.
He took his friends out to ride.
Twas good to be alive:
The carburettor sprang a leak
Bill $40.95.
He started on little tour,
The finest sort of fun;
He stopped to quick and stript a
gear
Bill S90.51.
He took his wife to town to shop
To save car fare was great;
He jammed into a hitching post
Bill $278.
He spent his little pile of cash.
And then in anguish cried;
''I'll put a mortage on the
place
And take just one more rider
-Sturgis News Democrat.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-23
BLOOMING ROSE.
delayed from last week.)

School is progressing nicely with
Homer johnson as teacher.
Molasses making is the order of the
day in our neighborhood.
Mrs. Lala Watson, of Paducah, ia
the guest of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Malcolm, this week.
B. A. johnson is said to be improv-
ing some but is yet not able to be out.
Geneva Malcolm and brother, Carline,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-23
They Make You Feel Good.

The pleasant purgative effect pro-
duced by Chsmberlain's Tablets and
healthy condition of body and mind
which they create make one feel joy
full. For sale by all dealers. 10
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-23

A good remedy for a bad cough is
BALLARD's FOREGROUND SYRUP.
1t heals the lungs and quiets irritation.
Price 25c, Soc and sl.OO per bottle.
Sold by Haynes q Taylor and James
II. Orme. lu
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-23
The Old Rail Fence.

uunas . The Old Rail Fence.
My Hurtense,
When we sat Oh
Your Dads rail
Fence, and we
Made our vows
That night
So fair. and
Built our castles
In the air?
Distinctly
Call to mind
- Just how your
Dad came up
Behind and
Jabbed me
With the pitch
Fork he could
Always WELD
In highest
Glee. That
Night
Never will for
Get, for I have
Got those three
~AeA Scars yet.
ID Beat it home
Y If you re-
Call. That's
Where our
Castles took
A fall. The
Thing that
Saved my
Life that time
Was what your
Father couldn't
Climb that crook
- Ed fence and give
Pursuit ant
Land on me
With his old
Boot. Our ro-
nance fizzled
Out, Hortense,
When
Went Ger
Your dads
Rail fence.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-23
WHAT Ais STATE
OF KENTUCKY
Traveller Ascertained Facts
About One Community
CHANGE IN TAX LAWS NEEDED

Why Are 100000 Of kentueky's People
Living In Other States7-A True
Story With a MoraI--What Do You
Think About These Conditioner
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-23
Take CrittendenRoCO Press.
Looki A Sitch in Time

Saves nine. Hughes Tonic
tastes pleasantly. taken in early
Spring and Fall, prevents chisis-
Dengue and Malarial Fevers
Acts on the liver, tones up tho
system
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-23

Forty years success in the South
proves Hughes Tonic great remedy
for Chills aud all Malarial Fevers
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
GET EVERY BENEFIT FOR ELEc-

Norwich is interested in the out come of the suit between the rival voting machine companies only so far as it affects the title of the town to those which it possesses. the protec- ton of which is covered by a bond. It is particularly interested, however in being able to use it's machines when ever occasion demands. It will be some time before the town. the actual own CT of the machines. will have occasion for their use, but the city which must take action in city meeting to author ize their use and provide for the hir- ing of them from the town. desires to participate in the advantages which are obtainable only by their use. The city election comes in June and the one uncertainty which causes the city to hesitate about authorizing the use of the machines lies in the possibility of an injunction being placed upon them as a legal step in the suits for patent infringementts.
 With counter suits before the court it is questionable whether the com panies are going to tie up the most of the machines in the country and there by antagonize future business, until a decision has been obtained upon the rights and the alleged infringements. Something should be done to clear up this point if possible. It may as well be done now as anytime, as the same situation will be faced when a town election comes. Machines insure a full count, speed and accuracy and the city should do everything in its power to get them. Every effort should be made to get what will be a benefit to an election.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
WATCH YOUR STEP!
FEMALE JURORS.
5y The Conducto

Right now, when all tn women is
 votin' or else hikin' to vote, what
 does a Jersey judge do but have tll
 law on one of 'em say she shan't pay
 nore'n a dollar for corsets. Now. that judge IS askin' for 1t an he'll get it. Then Jersey womenll vote purity
 soon an he'll think tn courthouse
 clock fell on him. If I was a judge nowadays I'd sing purity low. Juries is bad enogh when they're all whisk- CTS an knuckles. No female lady on jury is goin' to let tn judge have tn last word. An when they get six women on a jury an six men an tn court sends 'em out. by jing. they never will come back. If ever I kill anybody an they go to try me I'll ask for part females on my jury. An
 don't want none of 'em married. Be- womenl1 get so stuck on one of them good loekin' duffers my lawyers picked out to go on that jury she'll marry m an that'll let me out A lawyer told me once when two pc 1- pie got married they aint two any more, they're one. So that jury won't be twelve any more. It'l just be 'leven, an you can't make any fellow stand for only '1eVen men on his jury. He's got to have twelve, else he hain killed the guy he killed. But Women'd make better juries'n men. You can't fcei one female in ferty six. They can tell you're lyin' if you blindfold 'em. Half O these efump lawyers Il go cut of business when you get fe- male juries. If it wasn't fer jurie,s bein' crowded with dunderheads they wouldn't be so many lawyers, anyhow.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
VALE FRATERNITIES.

When it comes to the matter of re- form there is a movement underway at Yale at the present time which in- dicates that the present method of conducting the secret societies must undergo a change. This is the decree of the lower classes and their stand is such that much serious considera- tion must be given to it even though the demand for reform comes from without instead of within. It concerns however the future interests of the fraternities for it is the material from which they must obtain their membership that the demands come.
 Fraternities unquestionably have their place and their worth but the reform demand is that they shall se- cure their membership upon the merit basis. This means the elimination of the charges that family. money or ''pull'' influence the selection of new members. Men who have experienced university life and are fair minded hesitate to condemn the fraternity be- cause it is recognized that purged of objectionable features it has it's value From the viewpoint of the lower class es their demands will eliminate the objectionable features and make the fraternities a greater force for good.
 It is a question in which not only the undergraduates are interested, but in which the faculty likewise feel much concern. It is apparent that there is going to be a change, the stand being such that it can hardly be avoid ed and whatever it is it should be for the best interests not only of the uni- versity but for the students both as to their college life and their future.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
BABY'S ECZEMA
 SPREAD ID FACE
Broke Out on Neck In PimpIes.
 Scaly, and Very UnslghtIy. Red,
 Raw and Itching. Used Cuticura : Soap and Ointment. Was Cured.

Cumberland Center. Me. My baby had eczema break out on her neck when about four months of age. It broke out in the form of pimples. and in day or two was scaly. When the scales came of it left the skin very dark red and indeed very unsightly. 1t spread to her face and chest and was very red and raw. It itched and she tried to scratch it, I used two boxes of salve but without effect. and having heard of the Cuti- cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment decided to try them. Her neck and chest were very bad. used two boxes of Cuticura Ointment with the Cuticura Soap night and morning, and in two months time she was completely cured. She is a year old and her neck is as smooth and white though she had never mad eczema. have perfect faith in the Cuticura Soap and Ointment. lSigned) Mrs Geo. W. Emery. Feb. D. 1912.
 For pimples and blackheads the following is most effective and economical treat ment: Gently smear the affected parts with Cuticura Ointment. on the end of the finger. but do not rub. Wash of the Cuticura Ointment in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot water and continue bathing for some minutes. This treatment is best on rising and retiring. At other times use Cuticura Soap freely for the toilet and bath. to assist in preventing inflammation. irri- tation and ciogging of the pores. common Sold throughout the world. Sample of each mailed free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address postcard "Cuticura. Dept. T. Boston
 sRTender-faced men should use Cuticura Soap Shaving Stick. 25c. Sample free.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
WILSON'S REsieNATIoN.

Huntington Wilson's resigna ton as assistant secretary of state. in which he was serving by request of the pres fdent till decision was made as to the future incumbent of the office, came suddenly, but in view of the situa- tipn it can hardly be considered sur prising. His willingness to continue his dNties being with the understand l.
 ing that he would not be required to support any radical policies, it was
 but natural as acting secretary of state
 during MT. Bryan's absence that he considered himself placed in an enr-
 barrassing position. It was the pres
 ident's declaration of policy in regard
 to China which precipitated the stand
 Assistant Secretary Wilson took and
 his action relieves the present admin
 cuIty which might arise, through his
 past and present attitude concerning the important question.
 President Wilson, in his firm stand against requesting the financial inter ests of the country to participate In the loan, with the other powers, to help China adjust the conditions encoun
 tered in becoming a republic, leaves this new republic to the mercy of the powers. It is true that American eap- ital can seek investment there, but in view of the administrators attitude there is good ground for believing, as the committee indicated that 1t will not. Capitalists seek an approving attitude on the part of the govern ment an indication of an interest in the new republic as an aid to it's fu- ture. The position is likely to have considerable effect upon the big loan and China must feel that she is de- serted by friend.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

nation of Amazons. nor to furnish substitutes for the army. Furnish sub stitutesi ForSooth!li
 Are Anti Suffragette and Herbert Spencer yet so ignorant to need to be informed that women have furnish ed not only substitutes, but all the commanders, all the generals and all the soldiers of all the battles and all the wars that have bathed the earth in human gore through all the ages. This slaughter has also in late years been humanized and ameliorated by so ciety of women, called the Red Cross.
 It might be- if women and not all men wielded governmental powers the whole carnage might be done away with, and the absurdity of shooting men at sight and then doctoring them for healing, and calling this Chris tian virtue, would be abolished.
 A SUF'FRAGETTE.
 March 20. 1913.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
WHAT OF THE BOY?

There are many sides to the ques- ton of vice and going wrong the needful solution of which is being at tempted so generally throughout the country. So far the attention is being directed to the girl. the conditions un- der which she works, and the req sons far so many being swept into evil paths that they man be overcome, but it should not be forgotten that the boy must not be neglected. The Chicago Tribune we'll points out that Cadets are manufa ctured by our slums whole sale Three things are responsible for this: Parental ignorance, police in efficiency or com plaisance. and the in difference of the community. The career of many a white shaver began with an innocent search for amuse ment. The lack of decent recreation facilities in our city slums is contin- uously supplying grist for the mills of the underworld. It is continuously making cadets. Lack of proper edu cation is another cause.
 Parents must once for all realize that in big cities it is as important to watch the company and know the wherea bouts of the boy as it is of the girl. In all large cities men and wo- men of the underworld are constantly laying for innocent young men all most as much as they are for inno cent girls. To gain women recruits for vice they must first get boys. young men. into their ranks and train them for their purposes
 Too much cannot be done for the protection of the boy as well as the girl. Vice is steadily 1t work under mining the lives of the young people and any successful campaign which is made against 1t must include eff forts in behalf of both the boy and the girl. the same as the parental respon- sibility lies in guiding the one as well as the other.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
NEW KING OF GREECE.

It is under most favorable condi- tions, barring the sad circumstances under which he receives it, that Con stantine takes the oath of king of Greece today. He ascends to the throne as a successor to King George following reign of varying conditions but the last years of which have been of marked success. There could not be better time for him to take up the direction of the future of the country. With everything in his favor, the fact that he is native born, his courage as a leader and the condition of the coun- try when he assumes his great re- responsibilities, he has the opportunity f.r an important part in directing the 0sstiries Of modern Greece. He has tlse advantage of the training under . successful ruler, the years of judg IS e-- which was not the good fortune isnsc George when he was placed in
 .e-s and the friendship of the pow cf Europe.
 Is reputation as man of worth -;sE character is going to be to his
 -rst adrantage and the success with .4icil Greece under King George has ,a-rIeyed lost honors and Is due to l-r ..ain much of it's lost territory and authority through the existing war prepares the way for judieious hand ling of the nation to make him one of the most popular of kings. The sit uation is entirely within his own hands He has the chance to be a benefit or detrimenf to Greece, and everything points to the former. Greece has reaso~ "a he pleased with the new king
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
For Dandruff and Falling
 Hair---25 Gent "Danderine'
Save Your Hair! Danderine Destroys Dandru and Stops
 Falling Hair Once-Grows Hair We Prove it.

If you care for heavy hair, that e1istens with beauty and is radiant with life; has an incomparable soft ness and is fluffy and 1ustrous you must use Danderine, because nothing else accomplishes so much for the hair
 Just one application of Knowlton's s Danderine will double the beauty of your hair, besides it immediately dis solves every particle of dandruff; you cannot have nice, heavy, healthy hair if you nave dandruff. This destructive scruff robs the hair of it's Iustre, it's strength and it's very life. and if not overcome it produces a feverishness and itching of the scalp; the hair roots
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

famish, loosen and die; then the hair falls out fast.
 If your hair has been neglected and is thin, faded, dry. scraggy or too oily, don't hesitate, but get a p cent bottle of KnowItons Danderine at any drug store toilet counter; apply a little as directed and ten minutes after you will say this was the best invest ment you ever made.
 We sincerely believe, regardless of everything else advertised that if you lots of it-no dandruff-no itching scalp and no more falling hair-you must use Knowlton's Danderine. If entuaIly-why not now? A 25 cent bottle will truly amaze you.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

Most lawyers won't let guy set on They wants jurymen that gets splinters in their head. I don't see why courts ain t all women, anyway. l never seen courthouse yet with a statue of Q man holdin' a pair O scales. It's al ways a woman. man don't know rothin' about justice. He's always lookin for somebody to lick or buy.
 Let 'em on, don't block tn way.
 Move up in front. Plenty O room.
 Watch your step.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

With Connecticut legislators fighting the development of its enc availa ble har36r in the state te the extent of u million, St. Johns, N. B., is to be developed by the government te the extent of thirty million. All other states are doing likewise fer their ports and if Connecticut fails to improve her when there is chance. there will be no indueement when the spirit does move
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Herbert Spencer and Anti suffrasette

MT. Editor: If anything was needed to show the paucity of And-Suffra- gette's arguments it would be the help less quotation of other mems opinions. A good debater would put out live argument on a live subject from her owE convictions on the topic seemingly so pressing for utterance. What has Herbert Spencer's theories to do with American citizenship? In the first place he had the disadvantage of being an Engiishman. We of today know how Englishnen treat ladies.
 It Is not proposed here to create a
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

The western legislature which is asked to approve a bill regulating wo- mems dress has a proposition before it that will call for a hard and per- sistent fight from Dame Fashion.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

While Secretary Bryan seems to have put a kink in the British lions tail he might have taken the opportunity to have tried the trick upon the Tam many tiger.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

A true picture of biting the hand that feeds them" is presented by the English suffra gettes who in prison re- sist the administration of food in order to gain attention and notoriety through the hunger strike.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

Happy thought for today: Those to whom the personal tax is proving the greatest burden are not liable to be called upon to help increase the in come tax
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

With Tammany turned aside by the president and Governor Sulzer the reform movement in the metropolis may put such a knot in the tigers tail as to stop circulation.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

When the south threatens to end the services of Commissioner Nein be- cause he attacked bad conditions which he found there it is evidently not intending to better conditions.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

North Carolina's practice of farm ing out their prisoners makes a joke of the sentence imposed upon the col lege hazers found guilty of nanslaugh- ter. It is reason enough for laughing at law
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

Missouri has a bill seeking to pro- hibit the sale of cigarettes and Massa- chusetts would arrest anyone under F years found with cigarettes which indicates that reform is abroad in more than one channel.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

With such mild conditions here in New England it is with sympathy that we read of snowbound North Dakota, our experiences a quarter of a cen tury ago.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

With Roosevelt it was the big stick but with President Wilson, as the re- suit of his St Patrick's day gift, 1t may be the shillelah
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

Governor Baldwin's veto of the pro posed mileage bill and it's sustenance by the house was expected. It was chiefly on the grounds of constitution ality, but it was common sense.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

The maintenance of our troops along the border until Mexico settles the re- volts and peace exists, indicates the establishing of permanent posts there
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

The Kansas bellboy who brought whiskey to a minister who said he was thirsty probably took him for a Ken lucky colonel.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

It is requiring some time for ser vice at the political pie counter, but it never pays to hustle the dispenser
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
EDITORIAL NOTES.

Greece has reason to give thanks that King Constantine promises to be- come a popular and democratic ruler
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

Vale was twice defeated, by Harvard at Cambridge and by Princeton at New Haven in the fifth annual intercolle- giate debate on the proposition Re- solved That the United States Govern wise Trade from Panama Canal Tolls Yale took the affirmative at Harvard and the negative at home and lost in each place by a decision of two to one.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21
BULLETINS SPECIAL YALE LETTER
Easter Recess For Week Gives Baseball Team Southern Trip-Petitions For Reforms in Fraternities- What Men Get From Four Years in Yale

so members of 1913. Association with
 men, ability to meet men without em-
 barrassment and the privilege of con
 tact with so many congenial and splen- :
 men in each class. Knowledge of men,
 and introduction to human nature and
 an ability to appraise men and recog nize character is what another group
 of students acquired. One man of this
 type learned a sympathetic apprecia-
 tion of others and second to have
 a wholesome distrust of the average man in dealings with him not in ac-
 cord with his own selfish wishes The Hspirit of Yale and the intangible i'm spiration that Yale, It's traditions and it's undergraduates offer was the dom mating influence with still another group of students and other men, in smaller numbers, emphasized a taste for books literature and general cul- ture; the appreciation of values; self confidencei high ideals; the privilege of sitting under the Yale faculty, as- socfation with certain professors; an education begun a knowledge of self, and increased efficiency.
 pr. William C. Anderson of the YaIe gymnasium has received bronze tab International Hygienic Exposition of Dresden, Germany, for excellence in a collection of photographs, drawings and charts sent to the exposition by 7 be placed in the trophy room, which is soon to be remodelled.
 At the March meeting of the Yale corporation . valuable collecrfon of Modern German Literature was pre- sented to the university by William A. Speck of Haverstraw, N. Y, and gift of over s42.o00 from the estate of AL bert seesel, T, of New York city was S5,000 to be known as the Francis Cor don Brown Memorial fund in memory of that member of the class of 1901, was acknowledged. Howell Cheney of South Manchester was appointed to succeed Rev. Dr.. Joseph H. Twichell of Hartford as a member of the cor poration and the resignation of ex- President Taft was accepted as he con- sfdered 1t inadvisable to be at the same time a member of the faculty and of the corporation. The hundredth of the birth of the late James Dwight Dana, is to be observed with a course of lectures on geology next fall.
 Vale was twice defeated by Harvard
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-21

March 20. 1913.