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FLORISTS


EEIBSSLE, florist and funeral designs a
specially: seeds and plants of all descrip-
tions. 400 Eighteenth av. Tel. i205-W.
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STEIN-At Long Branch. n. j.. Thurs
dav. November 81. 1918, Joseph Stein
beloved husband of Jennie Steir
(nee Schwerin).
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EVERYWHERE

You can now leave your classified ads. At
any of the many stations listed below. Ads.
viii be taken at office rates and Immediately
phoned In to our main office by the agent.
Save time and expense. Notice now. your
nearest station:
Plane St. 230-J. Kenny.
BfVad St., 391
Washington ST.. 427-Knowles.
Beleville Ave. 93--Breithut Bros.
WASHINGTON Ave. soH,- Davidoff.
Bloomfield Ave- 11s-Galloway.
Deevan and Washington Ave.-Bush.
; Washington Ave, 415-Welner.
Mt Prospect Ave. 8s4-Grom.
Mt. Prospect Ave-, 79e-Kunitz
Highland Ave 7s7-Shorteau.
Elm ST., 13G--Sesslng.
Ferry St, o0S-Blumer.
Ferry St, 236-Schroeder.
Pacific ST. 115-Unger.
s Bril- and Bowery sts. 15a.,r,s
Ii ianb P RI, o1-rFrisch sH'
Clinton Ave-, 217-Stressof
Clinton and Monmouth Aves.-Laird.
Clinton Ave, 4S5-Bonnet.
Clinton Ave-. s12-Dodson.
l Elizabeth Ave. ad lz441 II
Springfield Ave. 137-Galib.
Springfield Ave and Bruce St.-Krupp.
Belmont Ave-. 3-Spes.
South Orange Ave. and S. Sixth Stair,
Bank ST., 32o--Sugarman.
fifteenth Ave. a 81 kas,a"s
Rcseviie and Seventh Aves.--Foster.
Summit md Central Ave.--S. Cipio.
Orange ST., 253--Mayers.
Orange ST.. b50-Winans.
South Orange Ave. and acknowledgements
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November %,
1913. Edward beloved son of Mrs.
Johanna Norton and of the. late
David Norton, aged So years.
Friends and relatives are respect-
fully invited to attend the funeral
at the undertaking parlor of Will
lam Necker, sos Clinton avenue,
Monday, December L. at $50. thence
to st. Mary's Roman Catholic
offered for the happy repose of his
soul. Interment ST Mary's Gene
terry.
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REILLY-On November 2S. 1918,
Michael Reilly. beloved husband of
Emma Reilly tnee Masterdon).
Relatives and friends of the fam
lily. also Harrison Herd, l.. o. o.
Buffalo. are respectfully invited TO
attend his funeral on Monday, De-
cember !. at $40 a. M. from his
late residence. 427 William street,
Harrison. thence to the Church of
the Holy Cross. where at a. m. q
Solemn High Mass of Requiem will
be offered for the repose of his
soul. Interment in the Cemetery of
the Holy Serulchre.
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LYoN-On November %, 1913, Edward
l.. beloved husband of Selma L..
Lyon. aged G. years.
Funeral on Tuesday at 2:30 p. M.
from his late home. 943 Grove street,
Irvington, n. J. Relatives and
friends are invited to attend. In
terment at the convenience of the
family.
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on Saturday, November 20, 1918,
Michael Cosgroye. the beloved hus-
band of Annie Cosgrove (nee Sheri-
dam.
Notice of funeral hereafter.
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O'DONNELL--On November 49, 1918;
Patrick J.. beloved son of James and
Ellen ODonnell, and brother OF Mrs.
John FLYNN and Mrs. d. Donavan.
Rela tives and friends are respect
fully invited 20 attend the funeral
from the residence of his sister,
Mrs, ID. Donavan, 136 Plane street,
on Monday. December |. at s, a.. M.
to st. Johns Church, where d High
Mass of Requiem will be offered
for the repose of his soul. Inter-
ment In the Cemetery of the Holy
Sepulchre.
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Asbury Park. N. j.. on
Friday. November %. 1918. Malvina
NJ. Riley widow of Bernard NJ.
Riley.
Funeral services will he held at
the home of Henry c. Ward. $50
Clinton avenue. Newark N. j., on
Monday, December l, at p, m. In
terment in Fairmount Cemetery at
the convenience of the family.
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JoNEs-on November %. 1913, Will
lam H., beloved son. of Taylor and
Fannie Jones.
Relatives and friends are invited
to attend the funeral at the funeral
parlors of William Necker, 606 Main
street, East Orange. on Monday, De-
cember l. at p. m. Interment in
Rosedale Cemetery at convenience
of family
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NEUHAUS- Entered into rest. sud
1913 Ernest G s Neuhaus. Beloved hus 49,
band of Anna M. Neuhaus (nee
Hartmann), aged So years months
8 days.
Relatives and friends are re-
spectfully invited to attend the
funeral on Sunday, November 80, at
$50 p. M, at his late residence, 561
South Orange avenue. Interment In
Paramount Cemetery at the con-
venience of the family.
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OSBERG--On Thursday. November
81. 1918. Elias, beloved son of the
Goldenberg), and brother of Mrs
Amanda Fried and David Osberg.
in his forty seventh year. Funeral
from his late residence. as North
Eleventh street, Roseville section,
on Sunday. November 80, 1913,
at 2 D. m.
Relatives and friends, also Mem
delssohn Benevolent Society. are
kindly invited to attend Inter
inent Mendelssohn burial lot. Ever
green Cemetery, Elizabeth. N. J.
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AGENTS WANTED

Notwithstanding new; fastest sellers
and quickest repeater on earth: perma-
nent, profitable business; good for SOC to
$40 a week; write for particulars. AMER
Cincinnati, o.
AGENTS-5O0 per cent pront; gold and
dows; anyone can put on; free sample.
METALLIC LETTER CO.. 437 N. Clark,
Chicago.
AGENTs-Do not accept any offer until
you have ours: write for free sample and
ca talog Of whirlwind sellers. THE IRMUS
CO.. 2130 Seventh av., New York city.
WIDE-AWAKE agents are coming money with
our easily demonstrated specialities; write
today for particulars, sample and new cata-
fogue. GUY PARK SALES CO., 81 Stewart
ST., Amsterdam, N. Y
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EPPLE-Suddenly on Friday, No
venber IS, 1913, Christian. beloved
husband of Anna Epple (nee
and Anna Eppie, aged 81 years (
months % days.
Relatives and friends are re-
spectfully invited to attend the flu
neral on Monday. December /, at
y. M. from his. late residence, No.
S42 South Nineteenth street. In
terment in Paramount Cemetery.
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FRANCESCA her late home, So Race
street. Bloomfield, N. j., on Novem-
of the late William and Julia l..
Francis.
Private funeral services will be
held from her late home on Mon
day, December 1. Interment in Mt.
Pleasant Cemetery. Newark.
Friends will kindly omit flowers.
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PAYNE--On November 2S, 1918, Alfred
James Payne, aged 50 years.
Relatives and friends. also Volun-
Ter Exempt Firemen. Co. 3, are re-
funeral on Monday. December /, at
o. m. from the funeral parlors of
E. H. Senior. 1876 Elm street. In
terment Paramount Cemetery.
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MACKAY-On November 20. 1918, Ell
len Ternaughan Mackay, widow Of
John Mackay
Relatives and friends of the de-
ceased are kindly invited to attend
the funeral from her late residence,
SIS North Fifth street, Harrison. on
Monday, December !. at p. m. In
terment in Arlington Cemetery.
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HYMEs-On FRIDAY November %, 1913
Henry. beloved husband of Celestine
Hvmes (nee Salomon).
Funeral services from his late resi-
denee, 10 North Seventh street, on sun
day, November 80. 1919, at II a. m. sRela-
tives and immediate friends are kindly
invited to attend. Interment B'nai
Abraham Cemetery. South Orange ave
nue.. Please omit flowers.
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WANTED--LadIes to copy names aud adj
dresses for US; home; spare time; expert
ence unnecessary; S. weekly or more can DO
mads; send lie In stamps FOR FIRST supply Of
material TRADE CIRCULAR ADDRESS1ka
CO. Nashua N. I.
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fell asleep, Thurs
day, November 81. 1913, Amzi Pat
terson, Nbeloved husband of Mary
Elizabeth Reeves Lane and father
of Helen d. Lane, at his residence,
IL West Kinney place.
Notice OF funeral hereafter.
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dENDERsHOT-on November 81.
1913, Maggie B.. wife of the late
James T. Henderson,
Funeral services will be held
from her late home. 324 Broad
street, on Sunday afternoon, Mo-
vember 80, at 4 o'clock. Relatives
and friends are kindly invited. In
terment at Hackettstown, N. j.
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CEMETERIES
Glendale Cemetery

f'ranklin av. and JoraIenen a.. Bloomfield
". Best located and finest kept. with per-
petusi 70 lot owners free; plots OF :
graves. 500 IN, single graves s1';. Pnon"
1881 pionnnfsl"
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FITZSIMMONS---On November 2S,
1913. Mary B. Fitzsimmons, in her
43d year.
Relatives and friends are kindly
invited to attend the funeral from
Joshua Byierley's mortuary chanel,
Grant and Rrond streets, on Mon
day morning. December l. at 7:30
o'clock, thence to St Michaels
Mass of Requiem will be offered
for the repose of her soul Inter
ment in the Cemetery of the Holy
Sepulchre.
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ToNER-On November q. 1918, Elizabeth
Toner (nee Bogle), beloved widow of
John Toner, sr.
Relatives. friends and members of
Rosary Society are kindly invited to at
tend the funeral from her late resi-
dence, 80 Foundry street, on Monday,
December l.. at q. m. to st Mary
Magdalines Church, whore High Mass
of Requiem will be offered for the re-
nose of her soul. Interment Cemetery
Holy Sepulchre.
TEGEN-Fntered into rest after lin
gering illness. on Wednesday. November
26. 1919 Emilia Tegen tnee Schoene).
beloved wife of Ernest Tegen. mother
of Helen Tegen and daughter of Alvin
and Bertha Schoene tnee Paetzl. aged
twenty-nine years two months twenty
eight days.
Relatives and friends are respectfully
invited to attend her funeral. on Satur-
day. November %. at ?. m. from her
interment in Woodland Cemetery.
TRIrE-Entered into rest on Satur-
day, November 20, 1913. John True
beloved father of Emma 9. Ludwig.
aged SO years.
Relatives and friends are kindly
invited to attend the funeral serv-
ices on Monday, December, ]. 1913
his daughter. sc Chadwick avenue
Interment private.
JNANGST-At his home in Bloom
fell on Friday. November 2S. Frank
Newlin Unangst. Youngest son OF
the late CHRISTOPHER T. and Mary
Jinangst. and husband of Mary Mon
Afghan. in his 50th year.
Funeral services from his late
home ia WASHINGTON street. on
| TUESDAY. December 2. at 80 o'clock.
II Relatives and friends. also mem
bers Of Town Council and town
officials Bloomfield EXEMPT ano
fremen: Bloomfield Lodge. B. p. o
| e.. and Adelphi Club, are kindly in
vited Ipterment In the family plot
at Bloomfield Cemetery.
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GREENHALGE-Aft a lingering
i9i3. Catheryn NJ, wife of oscar
Greenhalge.
Funeral services from the funeral
parlors OF William H. Mead, 489
Communipaw avenue, Jersey City,
Sunday. November 30, at p. m.
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BLOOMFIELD.

Bloomfield Centre-GarloclS g. Mishell.
Glenwood Ave. 306-Mofat.
Broad ST.. 16-Moran.
Watsessing Ave-, 3--Law.
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MALE

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. TRADE
HAHNE g co. REQUIRE Elk.
IRA SALESPEoPLE IL ALL DE-
PAHIMENTS FOR THE COMING
HOLIDAY SEASON. APPLY no
SUPERINTENDENT BEFORE 10
A. NJ
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AMPDRE.

AMPERE
Fourth Ave. 43-Frass.
ARLINGTON.
Midland Ave. 1b4-chadwicR.
BELLEvILLE.
Washington AVE.. Coeyman.
BLOOMFIELD.
Bloomfield centre-Garlock & Mishell.
Clenwood Ave. 308--Moffat.
Broad ST. 16Moran.
Watsessing Ave-. 3-Law.
EAST ORANGE Brick church,.
Main ST. 54e--Yeager.
W Tnil4aas Pl, Pl s21 2aMRaSin'
Main ST.. 70-stutz.
Main ST., f20-Brodie & Kiodin.
Main ST., 143-Morrs.
Main ST., 2S0-Martir.
Main St. 35i-Rosen.
Main ST., ss3- Block.
Central Ave. 299a--Snchs
Central Ave, 451a-Hardman
Central Ave. and Oak St-Van Mesa
Greenwood Ave, 1S-Frledeberg.
ELIZABETH,
Broad ST.. 216-Miler,
Broad ST.. 90---Norris.
HARRISON.
Harrison Ave. and Fourth St. H.rrlsun
Pharmacy.
HoBoKEN.
Second St.. 61-schroeder.
iRvINGToN.
West Clinton Ave. 2-castles.
JERSEY CITY
Grand and communlpaw Aves.-stapl.
Drug store.
MAPLEwooD.
Baker and Maplewood Ave.-Fraeuis.L
NUTLBY
lHighheid Lane-GuthrIs.
ORANGE VALLEY.
Forest ST.. 75-Rtterman
Forest St, 52-Galigan.
Scotland St. 4G3-Keeler.
Highland Ave. sta.-speiiman
PATTERSON,
Broadway. ios-psnp
pI.AINFIELD.
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fseaD Attest:
Gilbert r. Potts,
sanrafs~v. 49,
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PICTURE FRAME FITTER-
THOROUGHLY EXPERIENCED
PICTURE FRAME FILTER WANT
ED BY HAHNE & co. FOR THEIR
PICTURE FRAMING DEPART
MENT
APPLY TO SUPERINTENDENT
BEFORE 10 A. NJ.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-03
THE, TRIBUNE THROWS A FIT WHEN OFIARAy
MENTIONS PROFITS OF. MARSHALL FIELD
3 making.


The people had a right to know
this. The people had asked Marshall
Field & Co. why they did not pay
their employees living wages, and
Marshall Field & Co. had refused to
give any reason except that it would
not be profitable.
This is very easy thing to say,
and very easy thing to proVe-if
true.
Jimmie Simpson was asked what
the profits of Marshall Field & Co.,
were for the last year, and Jimmie
Simpson. not only refused to tell, but
induced the other State street mil
ionaires to refuse to tell what their
profits were.
This was fiat defiance of the peo-
pie, and good grounds for the peo-
pie believing that the profits of Mar
shall Field & Co. are so great that
Marshall Field & Co. dare not let the
people know their greatness and con-
tinue paying starvation wages.
Therefore Lieut.-Gov. O'Hara had
perfect right to estimate Marshall
Field & Coz profits on whatever in
formation might be in his hands, and
to make that estimate public.
And he has a perfect right to go
on doing so just so long as Marshall
Field e. Co. refuse to tell what their
profits are and at the same time con-
tinue to pay starvation wages.
But one can understand the hor-s
ror of the Worlds Greatest News
colorer as, in the midst of the pleas
ant jingle of Marshall Field & Co.
money in its own pockets, it read the
report of O'Hara's sacrilegious tam
pering with the unfair name of Field.
And one can understand what bus
tie and haste there was around The
Tribune Office as. the best editorial
writer was rounded up and com
manded instantly to write sarcastic,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-03


Greatest News-C olorer, is panied by
the actions of Lieut.-Gov. Barratt
OHara.
For O'Hara has reflected on the
name of that-to The Tribune
most sacred of institutions, Marshall
Field & Co..
And, what is worse, very much
worse, O'Hara not only has reflected
on that name, but persists in keep
ing it before the public, and raising
questions as to the amount of profits
Marshall Field & Co. is raking in
while paying its employees starvation
wages.
Says the Worlds Greatest News
Colorer this morning:
That considerate statesman, the
Hon. Barratt O'Hara, has given an
other specimen of his ripe reason in
declaring that he proposes to state
everywhere that the profits of Mar
shall Field & Co. are $17,000,000 a
year until it has been successfully
contradicted by the trustees.
what Mr.. O'Hara states publicly
or privately is becoming of less and
less Importance, but that the Heuten-
ant goyernorship of the great COM
monwealth of Illinois should have
fallen into the hands of one who is
capable of the irresponsible dem
agogy resorted to in the O'Hara
speech is a matter of public shame
and concern.
"O'Hara has discredited a public
investigation which if seriously, in
diligently and fairly conducted,
would have accomplished substantial
good to the workers of the state.
When he sheds rhetorical tears over
the little women of Illinois he is not
thinking of the little women but of
little BarFatt O'Hara.
Dapper Jimmie Simpson, of Mar
shall Field & Co., in the convenient
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-10-25
AN OPTICAL ILLUSION.
Apparent Size Of the Moon at the Horl.
xon and at the Zenith.

Apparent Size Of the Moon at the Horl.
xon and at the Zenith.
The moons larger appearance when
near the horizon as compared with its
size at the zenith Is really an optical
illusion. and accurate angular meas
urements have shown that 1t Is actual
ly tri6e smaller when low down. as
1t should be on account of being a lit
tie more distant.
Adding new attempt at explana-
ton. DR.. M. Ponzo, an Italian phychol-
ogist, compares this with an Illusion
already represented by q. T. Sanford.
another psychologist. Two straight
lines are brought together at an acute
angle at one end. tive exactly equal
circles being then drawn between the
lines, when the circle nearer the apex
appears decidedly the larger, but the
illusion lessons as the angle Is made
less acute.
As the celestial bodies near the hori-
son, they appearsin the angle formed
by the earth and the declining arc OF
the. sky. The conditions are just those
Of the artificial lines and circles. and
its enlargement In the narrowing angle
is contrast the moon conspicuously
brings out as compared with the spec
tacle It presents In the free sky.
The fact that the apparent enlarge
ment is not always the same may be
due to changes in the angle by clouds
or vapors.-Denyer Republican.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-10-25
NOTICE OF PUBLICATION FOR
PROBATE OF WILL

In the Probate Court of the County
of Gilmore, State of Idaho.
In the Matter of the Estate of Geor.
&c w. jackson, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
Will of George w. Jackson, deceased
has been filed for probate in the
above entitled Court, and that Maggie
A. Jackson has filed petition fo1
the issuance to her of letters tesla.
mentary on said Will; and further
that Monday the 9th day of October
1918, has been fixed as the date for
hearing the proof Of said Will and
considering said application for the
issuance Of letters testamentary.
All persons are required to appear
at the hour of 10 o'clock A. M. OF
said date, at the Court room OF said
Court at Mountain Home in the
County of Elmore, State of Idaho. an
show cause If any they have in OPP
position to the proof of said Will
and the issuance of said letters.
Dated October 9Th, 1918.
P. Fl. GRAY,
Clerk of the Probate Court.
Oct. IL. IS, rs.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-10-25
He WAS AN OUTLAW.
And Presumed to Violate the Rules
Of the Canal Zone,

And Presumed to Violate the Rules
Of the Canal Zone.
Almost as important In the work Of
building the Panama canal as the blue
eyed car at Culebra (by which utle
Mr. Harry A. Franck. in "Zone Police
man 49," distinguishes Colonel Goe
thals). was Colonel Gorgas, who meda
and kept the zone healthy place.
Among the colonel's big tasks was
the determination Of the mosquito
How thoroughly he did his work is
humorously indicated by letter that
Mr.. Franck quotes:
Gatun. --- Is, 1912
Dear Colonel--l am writing to call your
attention to q gross violation Of sanitar!
ordinance No 1921 and an apparent loop
hole In your otherwise excellent depart
ment. The circumstances are as follows
On the evening Of - "a. AZ l was sit
ting at the roadside between Gatun and
New Gatun (some sixty-three PAGES be-
yond house No 226). there appeared
mosquito which buzzed openly for some
time about my ears It was probably
merely male Of the species. as It show
ed no tendency to bite, but mosquito
nevertheless ] trust you will take fitting
measures to punish so bold and insolenl
violation Of the rules Of your depart.
ment. / am sir. very truly yours.
MRS. HENRY PECK.
p. S.-The mosquito can be easily recog-
nized by a peculiarly triumphant. defiant
note In his song,
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-10-25

1.-THE WOLFF Eugene Walter
drama Of the Canadian northwest
which scored tremendous success
in New York and Chicago will be
presented at the Standard Theatre on
Friday, October 81. Mr.. ]. J. Hol-
land who controls the producing
rights for the western states for
this wonderful play, states he has
this season equipped it with an en-
tirely new production OF scenic, light
effects, ETC., and has secured the best
cast of players he has ever had.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-10-25
MOUNTAIN HOME MANS LUCKY
FIND
Will Interest Readers Of the Repub.
Ilcan

Those having the misfortune to
suffer from backache, urinary disor-
ders, gravel, dropsical swellings,
rheumatic pains, or other kidney and
bladder disorders, will read with
qualification this encouraging state
ment by Mountain Home man.
d. P. Keefer, Canyon St., Mountain
Home, Idaho, says: Il had a lot OF
trouble from my kidneys for years.
The kidney action was irregular and
the kidney secretions were filled
with sediment. l had pains in my
back and was all run down. Doan q
Kidney Pills were Just what l need.
ed, helping me from the first soon
felt SO much better On every way
that didn't need any more kidney
medicine. / have had no kidney trou-
BILE to amount to anything during
the past two years"
For Sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the Doans-and
take no other.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-10-25
WORK OF THE OCEANS.
1hsy Do More Than Merely Ssparat
Acrea of Dry Land.

1hsy Do More Than Merely Separate
Acres Of Dry Land.
Oceans are found In various parts Of
the world. where they spend their time
In tapping shores, infringing upon the
rights of continents and swallowing
up islands, ships and people.
Oceans are salty to the taste and
are used by yachtsmen to get away
from their wives. also to cover up ca
bled newspaper stories about kings
and queens and to float navies and
other debts
An ocean spends its time In having
storms and making surf. 1t delights In
making innocent people sick and In
playing with children's legs. without
oceans there would be no steamships
and gambling would decline.
Every ocean has set of fish which
do not even pay ground rent, but spend
their time like people who live on
land-namely. in devouring each other
Besides ordinary fish. oceans have
whales, Holsters and mermaids. The
mermaids live on rocks just as girls
on dry land do. The HOLSTERS also live
shellflsh lives In lobster palaces. The
whales lie around and wait for the
happy time when they can perform
useful work supplying bones for cor
sets.
Some oceans employ professional
sea serpents, which they use during
the summer for advertising purposes
Oceans also have zones. seaweed and
sponges. When an ocean has been out
al night 1t likes to take sponge bath;
hence 1t always keeps on hand con-
slant supply Of these useful toilet ar
ticles.-Life.