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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11

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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11

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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11
Makc rrnfit of ratrioti.m

The usu mysterious American
has been ed into requisitiou 20
boost the .l'ue OF another English
landmark. he Old 1.-THE Barn of
Maidstone. mich has recently come
into the market.
Like the fictitious American who
wanted 10 bly Tattersall Castle. the
1.-THE Barn t.dder is said 10 desire
70 transpor' the ancient structure
20 America " erection on his es-
tate
stirred D. motives OF high pa
triotism th' resent owner is quite
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11
Remarkable STORY
Of A Dallas MAN
.. .. GARTER. TRANELER AID
SALESMAN. TELLS 81 THE
ISE 90 PLANT ItICF

Here b q man who sas forced 20
give up bis position oH account of
poor health and aho tas 'or Four
years. a. he expresses been lasH
and out He o. Mr 3 O.H.r ~
l23 Nortf Pearl Dallas rI us
statement BE- splendid tribute 'or
Plant Jnlrs.
4 am g. have been o trass.l1E
salesman FOR fAe Connolly NaH.a,
Ilring COMPANY OF N. Tora HHd
lave Travelled au over TOO United
states man times o. seems ta.s
bad almost everything possible. fts
matter with us chronic stomach
and kidnef trouble 'HHf effected m.
bowels, nerves Diver tH1 blood For
Tour year, have been HHf ur HuH
i1oss unit PLANT Juice brought u.
relief n BE- wonderful tHl' .f Ha.
done FOR ms n HHs cured m. arf
made me ur1Hs aHl H.- lT
done b iu sers H fr... Io
shoN you fhaf 900 #.| m. .r..
of stomach lHd Efra troubles
have been testing uF.aI. ...a eaton
fhIngs hard 0n the Nius tuf they
don't effeD ms aHs MON. am
rpnvineed tHa' am permanent. .ur
cd and an again road. 100 enter D.
business lI..
For the relief au1 .Ir. 900 f0u.
Hrh. liver s.Iuo aHH blood .
ments Plant IuI.. BIS fHn greatest
directive and toni. D' tHo aer Or be-
made from fhc Juices uI pure fresh
herbs Of man, eouufras o restore.
iality, pnt ura Ife arI energy
INTO YOU Sold 90 Thompson
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11
Every Druggist IN Town Sells This
safe Reliable Remedy and Gives
Money Rack " u Fails.

There are very few remedies that
have gained the confidence of drug
gis's as podsou's Liver Tone has
They an sell it aud they AN back up
the sale of every bottle with their
guarantee that the price will be- re-
funded ID it fails to liycn up the
liver
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11

u'shings and the completeness Of It's
stage equipment tho new Tiyoli uH
bear comparison with the finest ODE
era houses in America The formal
opening has been set for next Wed.
uesday night when The Chicago-rHH.
adelphia Opera Company will ura-
sent Tulsa Tetrazzini IN "Rua8l
etto
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11
Your Druggist Sells Dodson's Liver
Tone and He Guarantees It. Too

Dodson.s Liver Tone costs so rts
bottle II IS the safest and best
remedy for torpid liver. constipation
biliousness. etc that has ever been
sold DO this city u takes the places
of dangerous calomel and does not
Tag you mp as a dose Of calomcl does
BE- sure YOU get Dodson's Liver
Tone when sou ask for H. There
are limitations that may disappo.at
you
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11

SAN FRANCISCO. Cal. Mar. 90.
Music lovers boz San Francisco and
vicinity are agog Emancipation Of
the opening this week OF the magui.
iicient new Tivol. Opera House which
has been erected on the site OF the
famous old Tiyol lu respect 20
size the luxury of It's interior fur
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11

Lewis. Berks store, Ky, who gave
IL 10 her baby. Elsie. while teething.
and SAYS ~ is the best medicine
in the world for the stomach and
bowels She writes that she keeps
70 in the house for every member OF
the family takes 10 herself and that
her mother recovered her health and
gained iu flesh by usIng DR. Cald-
wells syrup Pepsin.
n 40 member OF your family has
ever used syrup Iapsn and YOU
would like fo make personal trial
of 30 before buying b. in the regular
way of druggist, send your address
postal win Do 10 W u Cald-
well. an Washington St, Monti-
cello. ul and free sample bottle
Vll be mailed YOU
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11
TWO GENERATIONS
NOW USING 1T
dollar \ b0ftIe

Thousands OF families throughout
the country are never without IL In
the house. among them Mrs Clara
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11
CITIZENS VIEW Of
OUR NEW PRESIDENT

n'' I"f.HI.uf DO no fIr.' ola p
.H. Ha. .r1 .. 70 democrat Tor s,ery
cabinet Do lion This vas. after alI.
f.. ar. f...g 90 do The democrat.
be- na.s.. sofed BE- There aould
have been la Hdertonc Of dIsap-
un.fm.u. 10 u. had chosen one or
u.I. .lHue members from either
H. TAN tactic. a- fbe Roosevelt fac
... of the republican party fle
hoe chosen for each cabinet position
In progressive democrat There s no
concession made 10 fhe re1eiIouares
b0 .sd $50 dogFedly no destroy VIII
-1H lt Baltimore ln this particular.
.aso. .He president has acted wisely
Ia different course could have sub
.-.f,I um no criticism and would
.ar UIst Hgsp.r.Du upon ls loyalty
rl tu, prlgresute cause Tho Amer
..au people are rational bat robust
.arlH4la The aiming side expect
chat ran l1nors AIii faIl 20 them The
.usU. $500, expect the same aud
tUHr There ls an unrcatOnlnz and
.ua.. ar.ioual spirit sometimes
sHDa s ueli which no good citizen
loan tolerate. yot The American mia
lisa stlIaaft rather than muFamp
aUI Uru sou sound him 10 tN' bot.
fuu stands tor rather pronounced
craftsmanship So the president mas
ou.. met pubiD expectation ~ rhuD-
us 'Ir his cabinet q team 0f prD.ros.
lh. president dld yell TOO. DO
placing Nr Hr#u a' thr head of hif
cabinet ~ signifies tn. strength OF
Tho man. his loyalty 'o bus great
lend and hI ZACH of fear thar ho
might bc oyrrsUHdot'd %, 'Hc pres
once u hs cabinet uf fhr foremost
American citizen Ihr president lld
uobly and bra,aY loo makus SIR
Bryan Secretary Df State.
Add 100 ala fhes. incidents. no
presidents inaugural address. closing
Hith thar stirring call 90 all ioraard
LOOKING men to rails fu bis aid ana
nothing seemed lacklug 20 me pro
iIlious launching OF % democratic
aud progressive administration
There is au llaEc io the effect that
we'll begun IS half done and Pres
.dout Wilson Dos bus aisr bcg.uuuf
has beyond doubt immensely adyan-
ood 'br chances pf his administration
for moDoe.ful graphing with "a"
great problems before % SIM only
bare beginning bias been made The
Wilson administration must devise e
way to make the federal government
.Nprps. itself boo terms of social ser
Iylcc. aud ths without destruction ~
constitutional guarantees or lImlta-
/ tIous The federal government s uo
longer to bee regarded solely or prIn-
.lpally ls The man Ulth q blg stick
to beat back onrroaghmont and in.
vaslou from without and beat down
rebellion aud anarchy from within
Dr. must Doe seen boo new light. as the
gracious instrument Js we'll a. the
strong arm of the people of the INIT
ol States ready to rrlpplo s,mpa
.thnuallg aud holpfully within its
proper Sphere. with the far reaohiu
problems oI social bettorm,ut and
SCOTIA. ur1rr.s. and we'll being for
.f.. NHuI, p,uuI. which are engaging
| lh, Thought and ..boIarship of our
LA. IY. ....l,,.f 40. ..
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11

II you have a house ;0r rent. an
al In the classified columns ~ mo
Amarillo Daily Sovo viii got results
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-03-11

All Want Ads must be accom-.
panied by cash.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Although Toxic is said to be almost
as large in area as London, its popu-
lation is, according to the latest fig
ures, only 100000.
Big as it is in extent, Toxic is con-
stantly spreading out and the question
Of transportation looms up as trem-
endous problem for the near future.
The modern electric car system sup
plies the great masses with means OF
transport, but it is believed some sub
stitute must be found for the old-time,
picturesque rickshaw which requires
such a length of time to travel be-
tween distant points. 1t is not unlike
lily that the electric notorious of the
great European cities may find it's way
to Toxic as solution of the problem.
Tokio's growth has made other
rapid changes and the most notable is
in the cost of living. This is about
three times as high as it was ten or
fifteen years ago. Newly arriving
foreigners who come to live in Japan
are astounded. They find that the
cost of living in Japan is as high as IN
Paris or London, though the absence
of theaters and restaurants and the
general places of amusement reduce
the possibilities of expenditure for the
luxuries of life.
The increase in Japanese taxes is
the fundamental cause Of the higher
cost of living. It has caused the
llaborer to, triple his wage in the last
twenty years and everything else has
followed in its wake.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
Daddy; Bedtime
O. Jack Frost
)IOIV- Seems to Like
Late Apples.

"/\HERE around
SOON"
there tonight Evelyn remarked
ugh! does know?' grumbled had had a
with
chance in the garden the
hte at Baldwin apples
Of apple
fairly
mad He did bite much
she kept until he got tired and promised
without asking
did that
watching him.
gathering soft cloud blankets and
the orchards snugy like a blanket
he couldn't
he told until allowed.
gete
JUS haveNnything wanr
this built
soth at he r T.
a evenings later Mother Nature said
You slowly
plants that
chilled
morning
white Luckily
but enough to satisfy Jack Frost for that tme
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Literary Press.)
"If Amelia Cartwright would pay a
little more attention to the love of the
living and less to that Of the dead. she
might be happier, and save Amos
'Tillinghast from wearing his heart
out"
Mrs. Lowell stabbed her needle
yiciously into the sock she was mend.
ing and rocked violently.
!. "Amelia has constant nature
said Ann Briggs.
Consistency is all right. if there's
eny reason for it," said Mrs. Lowell
"but everybody knows that Charles
Burroughs wasn't true to her before
he died. He was engaged to two girls
at once"
But Amelia doesn't know it," said
Miss Ann gently, "and it would hurt
her to know"
"Well, wouldn't it be better for her
to be hurt little and get walked ul
to the fact that it is Amos who has
really loved her all these years and
who deserves to get herr"
"Well, don't know" said Miss
Ann. II hate to see Amos hurt and
I hate to see Amelia hurt. Love Is
love, and guess most Of us have to
suffer for It,"
"Well, I don't see any sense vast
ing your love on those that ain't
worth it." Mrs. Lowell's tone was q
little softer. Its different in youl
case. You lose a good man. And II
he had lived two weeks longer YOU
would have heen his wife guess
you feel as much like a widow as
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
EMBEZZLER FREE;
WILL BE "A FARMER

Columbus, O.. Oct. 30--After serv-
ing about four years Charles l.. War.
riner, former treasurer OF the Biz
Four railroad company, was released
today from the penitentiary. He went
to Cincinnati, where he proposes to
resume his residence temporarily.
Later he expects to engage In fruit
farming I'm some rural community.
Warmer was sentenced at Cincin-
natl In 1910 to six years imprisonment
for the embezzlement OF $648, 900 Of
the Big Four's funds. He confessed to
the shortage and to manipulation Of
his books az treasurer through per-
iod of years. His term was shortened
a little more than two years because OF
good behavior.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
CONDEMNS VANDERBILT.

Sectional strife and class d1strust
are always too rampant, says JACOB n.
Schite In g statement just made PUBIC
outlining his Views on the pro-
posed substitute for the Owen-Glass
banking and currency bill, as put for
ward by Frank A. Vanderlip. He holds
that the proposition is far from being
satisfactory to the banking oterests.
The financial community, he says. IS
surprised that Mr.. Vanderlip should
now reverse himself on the plan Whlcn
he recently recommended as "sO per
cent good" Mr.. Schitf says further:
.The Vanderlip proposition has come
as q complete surprise to the financlai
community and is far from meeting
general approval in banking circles.
The strangest part of it is that early
last week Mr.. Vanderlip, at spec
ial meeting Of the chamber OF COM
merce. made a report for its finance
and currency committee, of which ne
ia chairman, strongly recommending
tho enactment Of the house currency
hill now before the senate-provided
certain stipulated changes were Ell
fected; report which, with us ,ecoM-
mendations, the chamber adopted WIFI
out dissent. A..
.Within three days thereafter Mr..
vanderlip springs upon the country
plan entirely different from the one ne
had rust emphatically recommended.
except as to certain required changes
and which he had only very recently
publicly commended as, 80 per cent
good A..
'sWft1, the eminent position MI
vanderiip occupies, and with the
weight his views and opinion Justly
carry, his action may, 1t cannot DC
denied, prove serious menace to cur
rency legislation at this time and 70
the final reaching of the goal, Wnicn
A now IN sight and almost attained; :.
i aIn our own time sectional strhe
and class distrust are already too ram
pant: let us do nothing to further IN
itensffy this, but make every enort 70
.apuease it. All important Legislation
has. as q rule, been the result OF com
promise, az this currency legslato u,
must necessarily be, and If we shall
succeed. after having successfully
settled the tariff, to get now also cur !.
'rency reform reasonably adjusted, ~
,ta not unlikely that for long time 70
coma the country win have economic
hest. which will surely accrue TO the
benefit Of every section and all classes
of our people,
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
MORE POTTERIES
FORCED TO CLOSE

East Liverpool. Ohio, Oct. 30.-Addi-
tional potteries in the East Liverpool
district closed their doors today be-
cause of the strike yesterday OF two
hundred clay makers, although decorar
tors are still at work in some plants
finishing the tableware on hand.
w. E. Wells, chairman of the labor
committee of the United States Potters
association, declared today that no ef-
fort would be made to fill the places
OF the strikers. and statement was
given out In which 1t was said the
first offer Of settlement must come
from the manufacturers. About 5000
men are affected by the suspension,
the first in the pottery industry for al
most twenty years.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
BELkNAP.

Mrs. George Ostman Of Moberly. Mo-.
wine and wife.
| June Gibson, Edith and Helen Bell
and r. d. Bell were Ottumwa shop
lars Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. G. H. Hughes and
daughters spent Thursday In Ottumwa
with Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse McCreery.
|, The MissAs Marvin and May Combs
and Ruth SHOCK attended tho birthday
party Of Miss Mary, Lisetor Of West
Grove, Saturday.
The Misses Xeia and Hazel Swinney
spent Friday night and Saturday ut
F1oris at the home Of their sister Mrs.
Chas Harvard and husband.
| Mrs. H. w. Lunt, Mrs. w. "A. Carnal
and /. e. Kneedler and daughter
Maude we're Ottumwa visitors Friday.
| The death OF Mrs. Henry Hardy OF
near Drakesville. Saturday noon, came
as quite a shock to this community.
Mrs. Emma Hawkins and Mr.. and Mrs.
Eli Harbour attended the funeral which
occurred this forenoon at the home.
Mrs. Doc Bybee and children of
Moulton were guests last week OF
Mrs. Jane Evans and Mrs. Herbert
Evans and family Of this place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charley Robbins OF
Floris spent Friday with Mr.. and Mrs.
G. G. Myers.
Mrs. Lydia Stodgel returned home
last week from visit with friends at
Krkville and Bussey.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Mccall OF Ottum-
wa spent Saturday and Sunday here
with friends. "a
Mrs. McMain was called to Locust
Grove Sunday by the illness of her
mother, Mrs. John Buchanan.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Milo Foster were
F1oris visitors Saturday.
! Mrs. frankie Harvard Of F1oris was
the guest Friday of her parents Mr..
and Mrs. I. M. Swinney.
The remains of Edward Walker a
former resident of this place who
died at his home near Bloomfield from
typhoid fever were brought to the Dun
Vile cemetery Friday for interment.
His family are Ill with the same dis
ease. Much sympathy is felt for them.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Visitors to the French prefecture Of
the department of the Seine are al
ways "handled with gloves for, ac-
cording to peculiar and ancient GUS
tom, permission to enter the projects
room cannot be obtained unless the
caller wears gloves.
AS soon as gloveless person enters
the reception room, the usher remarks
your gloves please?" If the visitor
replies that he has no gloves, the Off
cial says: Then will find you some. :
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

only 80 pensioners; Nevada only 3s9;
Wyoming S39; and Arizona S95. All
Of the other states have more than
1000 on the rolls Ohio has the
largest number, 1889 and Pennsyl-
vania is second with 1858 and New
York third with 68,270.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Students from India studying in this
country have organized "Hindusthan
association of the U. s. A." for the
purpose Of furnishing information
about educational facilities at Ameri-
can universities and colleges to other
young men in India.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Salaries received by young women
graduates of the home economies
course Of the University Of Wisconsin
range from $3.50 to $1,000 for the first
years work up to $1,000 for the third
year of employment.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

He keeps large box filed with gloves
of every size and shade. from which
he provides the visitor with new pair
for which he is expected to pay the
equivalent of fifty cents.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

The University Of Pittsburgh has
opened a free school Of Childhood"
for children to years of age, in
which 1t hopes to combine the best
features Of the kindergarten, the play
ground, and the Montessori school"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

The Importance of the personality
of the teacher in any system of schools
is emphasized by DR.. P. P. Claxton,
United States commissioner Of educa-
ton, in a recent letter to the 3,4O0
county, township and district superin-
tendents in the United States.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
Timely Caution.

Timely Caution.
"Genevieve, notice you like to
write your name on the eggs you
pack"
"Yes,'' admitted the dairy maid. do
you object?"
''Not at ALL said the farmer "You
have a pretty name. Write it upon all
the eggs you please. But don't set
down any dates"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Switzerland Is about to establish
the largest national park in Europe.
It Is in; the canton of Grisons and has
an area of nearly eighty square miles.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Szechwan, one of the interior prov
inces of China, has 60,000,0OO inhabi-
tants and is conceded to be the wealth
lest area in China. The people are
superior and there is believed to be a
good opening for American banks
here
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

It is complained that 5000 Metho.
dist ministers get only $500 a year,
each, but think Of all the slippers and
motto cards presented by admiring
parishiOners!
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

AT the request of the government of
China a Chinese student has been as.
signed as aid in one Of the field parties
of the United States geological survey.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
Looked Bad

Looked Bad.
"You knew your lessons today" said
the head Of the team accusingly.
Eyes, captain"
"Well, let it pass this time, but 1t
looks as If you were neglecting your
football"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

II Il were possible for me to
double the income Of all our en-
pioyes, the good could do in tnat
way would be less than IT could
Undue them with an earnest desire
and purpose to save and invest
their money.-Henry l. Doherty
New York.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Thimbles have been known for many
centuries. Some specimens unearthed
by archaeologists are known to be
$500 years old. They are Of bronze
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
A Fortunate Texan.

E. W. Goodloe, Dallas, Texas. found
a sure relief for malaria and bilious
ness in DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
Only Csc. For sale by your druggist.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
An Unlucky Man.

An unlucky Man.
"Well, I'll pay you that dinner
lost on the Giants. What will you
have"
81 think I'll take steak and mush.
rooms"
'Tm afraid to take a chance on
mushrooms. A man as unlucky as
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
The Wronu Chap

The Wrong Chap.
young man, you call regularly to
see my daughter"
II do"
II want to know If your intentions
are serious?"
"You must have the wrong man,
Mr.. Wombat. I call to collect the
payments on her piano."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Have you given thought yet
your Christmas shopping7
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

Mexico ships mother-of-pearl shells
to England.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
dynamite Wrecks B.,ild,nos

Dynamite Wrecks Buildings
as completely as coughs and colds
wreck lungs. Cure them quick with
Or. Kings New Discovery. SOC and
100. For sale by your druggist.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01

And lest you forget-swat the fly.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1913-11-01
Tame Reading

Tame Reading.
Football may be a great game. but
I don't enjoy reading about it.
why not?"
"The writer's describe it with such
q dearth Of slang"