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The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-04-18
Notice for Publication.

Department Of the Interior. u S. Land Of
nee at Roswell, n. NJ March 81, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that John Heisig.
of EllSins N. NJ. who. on Sept. %, 1908. made
H. e. Serial No. oS3o7. for SEA. Section "a.
Twp. 8 s.. Range, 81 e.. N. M. p Meridian.
has filed notice of intention to make three
year Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before Register or Receiver.
u. S. Land once at Roswell N. NJ. on May
6. 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses:
William j. RothroclE, William Rugolph,
Charles Miller, Thomas NJ. Mcbride. all OF
Elhins. N. NJ. 7. G. TILLoTsoS,
A4-M2 Register.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-04-18
Notice for Publication.
O1o92f

Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at Roswell. N. NJ. Mch. %. 1918.
Notice is hereby given that George w. Pace.
of Kenna. n. NJ. who, on Mch. 20. 1907 made
H. e. 1891 Serial No. Oi2?s7. for NEA. Sec. II.
Township 6 S. Range 81 E.. N, NJ p. Meridian.
has filed notice of intention TO make five
year Proof. TO establish claim TO the land
above described. before Dan c. Savage. U. S.
Commissioner, in his ONCE at Kenna n. NJ. on
May 6. 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Frank L. Smith. Robert L. Robertson, John
A. Beavers. Judson r. Abbott all OF Kenns
y. NJ. T. {. TILLcrsoS'
A4-M2 Register
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-04-18
NOTICE ROR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, U. s..
Land once at Roswell. N. NJ. April 10, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Nancy Lee,
OF Route 3, Elida. N. NJ. who. on Sept. 8. 1908.
made H. e. Ser. No. osois. for Nwh; and on
Feb. 70, 1911, made add. entry Ser. No, 0si476.
for NT4. Section fe, Township 8 s.. Range 80
E., N. M. p. Meridian, has filed notice of inten-
ton to three year Proof. to establish
claim to the land above described. before Dan
O. Savage. U. S. Commissioner. in his once
1t Kenna. N. NJ. on May 10. 1919.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Joe D. Slack, Charles H Slack. John W.
Pounds. oza p. Butler, all of Route B. Elida,
NJ NJ. II. c. Tillotson.
AIS MIG Register.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-04-18
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
O2Ie54

Department of the Interior. U. S.
Land once at Roswell. N. NJ. April TO- 1918
Notice is hereby given that Robert L. Scott.
of Kenna. N. NJ. who, on Feb. 25. 1910. mads
add. H. e. Ser. No. osls54. for SEA. Sec. Is;
Township s., Range 81 h.. N. M p. Meridian,
has filed notice of intention TO make threS
year Proof. TO establish claim to the land
above described. before Dan G. Savage, U. 6
Commissioner, in his office at Kenna. n. NJ. or
May 10, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
James NJ. Club. William D. Hendrix. JudsoI
L. Abbott. John F.. Jones, all OF Kenna, N. NJ
Ais.M16 It. G. TILLoTsoN, Register
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-04-18
Notice for Publication.
0se743

Department Of the Interior, U. S
Land ONCE at Roswell. N. M. April IL, 1919.
Notice is hereby given that Elizabeth Peek.
of Richland, n. NJ. who, on Dec IL, 1912.
made H. e. Serial No. O2e743 for Ell Sec. 80,
Twp. s. Range IS E.. N. NJ. p. Meridian. has
filed notice OF intention to make three-year
Proof. to establish claim to the land above
described. before C. f. Toombs. U. s. Com
missioner. in his ONCE at HIGHLAND. N. NJ. on
May "a, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Michael S. Blackburn, Silas F. BeemaD,
James 1. Belts. John W. StiRall, AL OF Rich.
land. n. NJ. T. G. TILLoTsoN.
Al6-Ml6 Register.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-04-18
Beware Of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely derange tho whole system when
entering IL through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except on prescrip-
lions from reputable physicians. the damage they
will do ten told 70 the good you can possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure manufactured
BY +. j. Cheney Co.. Toledo. o., contains no mer-
curry. and q taken internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system. IN
buying Halls CAtaTrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. IL u taken internally and made in Toledo
Ohio. by +. J. Cheney a Co. :TestlmoniAs free.
Sold BY Druggists. Price 75e. per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills fol constipation.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-04-18
notice for PublIcatIon.

Department of the Interior, U. S.
land ONCE at Roswell N. NJ. April IL. 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Homer IT.
Bkrtlett. of Jenkins, N. M. who. on Mch. 5.
1910. made H. &. Serial No. O2i9i0. for Ma.
Sec. 20. Township S. Range "a E.. N. NJ. p.
Meridian, has fled notice of intention TO make
three year Proef to establish claim to tue
land above described, before William II.
blanchard, U. S. Commissioner. in his onice
at jenkins. N. NJ. on May 10 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
J. Ed Forbes. William Barnes. Ernest Car.
ruth, John F. Duckett. all OF Ellrins. N. M.
Als-Mie n. c. TILLoTsoN. Register.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-04-18

A physician. now aged 81, says
that when he gets to be 100 he
will marry. If everybody went
alb 'ut getting married as grad
uaIly and with as much fore
sight as that, there would be
very few unhappy marriages.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14

Fh" single achievement ia my col
leg" career rs a self supporting ath-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14

road to his profession somewhat. an
his average on all his college studio
is around eighty
No Smali-Sizcd Fent.
To have earned all his expenses in
The high school and college for three
wears; 10 have AVERAGED the grade OF
go ON all or his studies ana in the
meantime to have earned the titic OF
iiomerun' Pope. due TO his phenorno-
nal batting average. is no sma sized
feat Tor youth II some twenty yoars
Yet that IS tho uucoutradictcd record
OF William Crawford Pope. a fresh
man of Tia" University and a member
Of both the varsity's football ana base
ball aecrcgations What is most re-
marknhlc to his uuchallengcd claim TO
having scored eleven home runs in sew
cnt""n games in which he participated
is that lie has shaved his way
through all these glorious years X.
Is = barber and by that route he is
well as establishing home run records
ON amateur baseball teams in his home
town Like many another youth
struggling. for an education he was
carly in boShood days thrown ON his
o"n resources his parents having died
Will" lie Was nine years old. Early he
lac inklng FOR the barber business
and his predilection for the trade soon
opcned mp - resourc-ful WAY TO obtain
funds FOR an education. During his
prep school days AZ Mars IIill his
WAGES fur harbcrinS a single month
would often climb 10 $40. ana since com
Tug I" tn" university his monthly stip-
ends from the village barber shop has
often nctted him the sum Of S35. Hts
athletic Interests arc extensive. and
on" years stay at the university Will
hnd him comfortably located on both
tn varsity football and baseball
teams In baseball he features. and
MS splendid amateur record was 50
pronounced that last season the Ashc-
vile club OF the Carolina League held
out Gathering Inducements for him To
join professional baseball Ills lean
Ing towards amateur baseball was too
strong, and lac forthwith declined TO
entcr professional baseball His DO
sit"u on the team is first base. and
during the past summer. Will" hc Was
making eleven home runs i'm seven
teen games. lac ran up his batting aver
age TO go. Though his hobby Ia stud
les - mathematics h. is purSuiug the
courS" of phaltnac, as . preparation
For life work.
Incidents ot ruthHnder
The single achievement in I'M. col
ieeo career rs a self supporting a,h-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14
Sturdy Carolina Athletes Work Their Way Through College
ny :. d. WINTERS.


80, -,
NUsPV' III y - necc'npcr . inc
"u.i'.|, ~" "a ,oi'csc 'aieS IL ,"e
80 49, ~. .o vic me u"H Tor
" SHi". i."E"e ~. !"
-, =, p'"S ",,'Nii ,t p ,,
,bl.tt, ro,,,tntiou j. >n,,cbea,od ,,f,
MS nr.fs,s ar. Written in ycr.c .,ud
,,ros.. ana Illustrated in mini, sheets,
Ana In ,ycel,iies rhe sam. w.rrinr
,.rh.s t rcrltiurmaus nnrn, "a,
,ertftr his athl.ti, uiowess into !, but
.lc of son Si,npor, IN obtaining :, col
lov ,ciic.tfa, is :; Stor, Of ~, l,~s
.,r,.,,l ,,5 cr. fou.-bt ~ succasa,,1
ss,,e ,nar TIL frs, mentioned inxtanc.
Th. continued presence. ot solr-sunnort
l,,. .tb1crc. SIS many southern ins,tt,
lions il sunIri.rt evidence tina, :, col
Logo cnur., S-lr-Support ana :,hlctics
.,rs uerfert. uoSsthle continuation
rhcn sd au INSTITUTION lik,. The l.ui-
N.rsItv uf \ortH C8-oliuu. wh.r. nm
,in,r,adu.t, s.if-SlipDort figures Ia
.,,cT inrs. degree /, is no caus,. rn,
,,opa., rrat ;ho athict. contributes
,,. tru .,,n,. ~ maj vust ann, of
students ,h1t are, Lniiltnr for ~, oau
.,tion prcsideui y j. ALDERMAN. ~
,. f-rfy.rsft ~ N-irrf,i, mo-, n,o.i
ls,, or nc 1,niversitS Of Nor,l Garo.
It,e rn ono ,rcasion in culoriyi,.r thc
\nrtb Carolua couee, student stated
MIA, ,br,e- ro,irths OF Tho studnr,s h.r,
Wo'" sons OF moor parents ana that
.ult OF self support or money borrowed
Tho 9thl,t, docs not escape this Clnssi-
htatioih "i" nus piN'NN hat'i" Tor Ah
'ducaiion - n" l'SS lnSrli'nt IMAM ms
"ihi,'l' n'''itS Tor anna iua''r
Work wa, Through college.
C1ynif,a. ntbloti,. teams arc countod iu
Tho ranks OF the supporting army
mai ar" WORKING tnclr way through
college. pnrius i' part OF whole th"ir
'NPc nSos IN" forms of "mploymcnt en-
Sor'd zoe '> 'h's" StnrdN youths that
~" "h"'fE olnS Sac'IH'cS i"r an educA'
ION I'm ~" length and breadth Of IN"
- on 'a'a'oe uoo lo'hH 81 olhp,oN
N"l" ',""l'" ny me roAcEv "'npI"N
men huf""H' Wo''inS on t"p'eS' WASH
Hs "lSnfS. "pe'd 'IhE pressing elnoS'
- ",n' I'|
- '''"s,' w ~" ~ "
'''i'''' ''''.i'f ''.''' - w va ''HN
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14

other worthy college activities
Varied were the activities of this stu
cent vino for the past eight Years in
nigh school and college. earned all his
expenses. During his four Years stay
IN The university, by the dint OF labor.
he earned $500. From green fresh
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14

any mans money. and seemed sur
prised that | did not jump 1T the bar
gain.
Dean Worcester SAYS nc was offered
siav" girls OH the island OF TaWi Taw!
for fifteen bushels of rice. and that or
many OF tho islands he could buy girls
Of fifteen for So apiece. \ captain Of
the army told me how he had recently
bought n slave girl for $40 and given
her her freedom This sale was made
out Of pity. Tie captain. who was en-
gagged I" u very pretty girl in the
United states. sympathiZcd with the
female slave. who although in love
with a young man OF her village. was
about to he sold into the harcm Of an
old Moro chicftain. The girl said shr
wouid rather die than submit. ana the
captain bought her and gave her to the
man of her choice
Another man whom | know. an Of
iicer Of our army. saved u slave girl
from death She had angcred her mas
ter. VINO was one of the DattoS, and
had run Off from the harom and thrown
herself at the foot OF the officer. say
ing the Datto had threatened TO Kill!
her. The officer made the Datto prom
Use TO spare her life. to agree to bring
her once Il week 10 his quarters 90
show that she was still living This
was done for several weeks. and then
Datto killed her or sold her to one Of
her friends was never known.
\ few years ago the Sultan OF Sulu
got up a newcodc OF laws, which he sent
10 Manila for approval Many of them
related TO slavery and to the treatment
or the women of the harem. oar gov
eminent does not like to be miVed up
In religious matters, and according 10
the treaties we allow the Moros 10
worship practically as they please. Ry
the Mohammedan religion every fol-
lower of the prophet has the right TO
four wives. and all he has TO do. If ne
wishes to change. is to say to such OF
his wives as he does not like three
times
81 divorce YOU. ! divorce YOU, 7 iii.
vorce you"
This means that they must 20 and
not return, and he can then MI up the
quota with fresh assortment Accord
ing to this code the relations between
tho Moros and tho slaves were plainly
tContirucd On Seventh ragc.J
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14

winning OF the journalistic cup a.,
awarded for the best writing az .
journalistic nature during til" year" is a
statement from an athlete that is Sig
niiicant OF the life of many seif-sup-
porting athletes that athletics docs not
always predominant TO the sacrifice OF
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14

tables. to IN" present day as Il manager
OF the athletic store and "A candidate
tor his PHI. -. degree, the story OF the
college career Of James Lawrence Orr.
1911 monogram man, is one trimming
with incidents or ~ pathfinder TO the
safe road o. knowledge. His athletic
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14

eied eide by side. with cpch receiving
"uc attention. As cia-u Football player
for Two years. scrub varsity one Year.
and varsity TWO years. are linked his
achievements in The classroom aud
other student activities lie attained
an average grade OF 90 10 his studies
was cditor- in-chicf OF TIC coilcge Innls :
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14
his Country Slavery Among NEoros? How Trade Conduct

Personal Experiences With Slave
Girls-Datto Tito and His
Cruelties-Eaten to Death by
Ants-Some Ten-Dollar Moro
Brides-The Ceremonies OF
Marriage-Is Mohamnedanism
Crowing2-How the Faith
Thrives in China, India. Persia
and Northern Africa-Somc
w Wonderful Mosques - The
Dome of the Rock and the
Judgment Day.
Hi r'nA>i< e.. oiHrE>IEn.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-12-14

any mans money. and seemed sur
prised that did not jump 1T the bar
gain.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
FUSIONISTS TO n
FIGHT TO END

Nashville, Tenn, March 18.--This
afternoon the independents and repubr
licans in the legislature were shot To-
pieces, discouraged and hopeless.
Senator Lea was making good head
way with his latest scheme to JOIN
forces with Crump and have the flu
sionists themselves kill the law en-
fercement bills pending while the
Shelby county vote would prevent the
passage of the bill amending The cleo
ton law.
Tonight great mass meeting was
held at the auditorium in which 1000
people, mostly voters, took part and
cheered the speakers to the echo. It
was big meeting of determined men
and the challenge was thrown down
ssdariDg" the regulars to repeal the
prohibition laws.
AS a result OF this meeting new life
was instilled into the fusionists In the
legislature and they left there deter
mined to fight to the bitter end. But
IL is probable that they can't get all
their forces away from the Lea in
fluence, many believing that the only
chance to have the election laws intact
is to give over again to Crump and
kill the pending bills which heoppOses.
When this is done it means that regu-
lars will try pass the law enforcement
bills, but with Shelby, Hamilton and
Davidson against them it will not take
all the fusion vote to put through the
gew Lea Crump deal.
At the mass meeting tonight Mai.
Stahiman, G. w. Dyer, Senator San
ders and Senator Webb spoke, also
Miss Lille O'Daniel Of the w. G. T. U.
Each made a rousing speech and when
adjournment was had the enthusiasm
was high.
Maj. Stahlman admitted that at one
tine he joined in a movement to de-
feat these law enforcement bills, be-
lieving that they could not be passed.
Now, he said, he believed they could
be passed and he favored making the
fight.
Senator Webb eulogized Hooper and
his administration advocating him for
third term if the new combine in the
legislature defeats pending measures
ana repeats those already passed. He
said Hooper's administration was the
best in the states history.
Resolutions were adopted endorsing
temperance, the pending law enforce
ment bills and Gov. Hooper's course
during this legislature. They were
adopted by a rising vote, every person
present standing.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
WAVE;
IMMODEST DRESS
Continued from Page y

the Ohio legislature providing for the
appointment by the governor of
commission TO prescribe the fashions
to be worn by women in the state of
Ohio"
Introduction of the measure resulted
from charge filed with Governor
Cox today by woman who did not
sign her name that "immorality is
practiced by married men in the offices
of the state house and elsewhere in
the state OF Ohio.
Under the provisions Of the bill the
proposed commission would be COM
PEELED to iiN limits on decollette dres-
SEES so that "not more than two inches
of the neck Below the chin shall be mn
covered Another clause OF the mea-
sure provides "that transparent stock
ings shall not be displayed or worn in
public places
Another provision of the bill states
that sit shall be unlawful to display
or wear any outer garment trimmed or
combined with lace, insertion or any
kind ofembroidery mesh or net through
which the color or texture OF the skin
may be distinguished without having
the lace or other transparent material
backed with Opaque material"
Members ofthe proposed commissiOn,
according to the bill, would have to be
between thirty and fifty years of age.
Not more than two of them would
have to be married men and of good
moral character. One would be q
minister, one parent OF not less than
three children and the third social
settlement worker.
The commission would be authorized
to "prescribe rules and regulations for
the designing and manufacture of wo-
mans clothing and to prohibit such
styles aud patterns of garments as the
commission after hearing shall deem
TO be detrimental. of virtue and chas-
tity."
The bill goes SO far as to prohibit de-
partment stores from displaying un-
draped artificial figures. The bill
makes a violotion of the act punishable
by fine of not less S25.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
Beware Of the Dog!

In Jersey they have an interesting
device for keeping off tramps and bur-
glars. A watchdog, too ferocious and
too valuable to be allowed to run loose,
is tied to rope about four feet long,
and this rope is tied to ring that runs
loosely over long wire about four feet
from the ground. The wire stretches
from the back porch to pole at the
end Of the yard. and as the ring slips
easily over it the dog has the full run
of tho yard without being able 10 bite
visitors or innocent passersby. The
wire is practically invisible by night,
and many prowler has gone on his
way sadder but a wiser man after
assuming from the looks Of things in
the front OF the house that there wasn't
any dog.--New York Mall.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
STORM WRECKS
SCHOOL HOUSE
Laural Springs BuiIlin9 is Blown
OFF its Pillras-Other
C0Stner News.

Last Friday there was quite fresh
Ell in the Cosby streams but no serious
damage done as for as / have hea.ed,
except it washed the rocks OFT at
many places till the travel Is almt st
stopped Or some sections of the road.
Two weeks ago there WAS a heavy
wind and rain storm Ia this section
and the Laurel Spring school house
WIS b!owuoa' the.pillsrs and wrecked,
Ii was very badly damaged and II
can't be used any more for school pur.
doses. The school board needs 10 take
charge of it at once as there will have
to be new one built, and there is n
loi of good lumber in the old house
which could be saved and used Ia
some advantage il it was cared for be,
fore il damages worse.
The MrsSer family are in avery crili-
Gle condition as three of the family is
down sick AMI yery bad. Last Sunday
was very cold witn some little SNOW,
people are scared for the little peaches,
for fear they will be killed. Farmers
are not doing much blowing on &C.
count Of wet weather. | heard there
was twt new cases Of Smallpox On Up.
per Cosby no On has died with them
and hope they wont,
OIp ffESWAX.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
Had No Fault to Find

Look here" he said to the groom,
'.are yon the man who put the saddle
on Miss Jennies horse?"
"Yes, sir. Anything wrong. sir?"
1T was loose, very loose. She had nc
sooner mounted than the saddle slip
ped, and il l hadn't caught her she
would have been thrown to the
ground
I'm very sorry. sir"
But ! did catch her" went on the
young man meditatively. Il caught
her in my arms. and-here's half a
crown for you, John Do you suppose
you could leave the glrth loose when
we go riding again tomorrow:"-Lon-
don Telegraph.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
KING GEORGE OF GREECE
KILLED BY ASSASSIN

Saloniki, March IS. king George Of
Greece was assassinated while Walking
in the streets of Saloniki this afternoon.
The assassin was Greek CT low men
tai type who gave his name as Aleko
Schinas. He shot the king through
the heart.
The King was accompanied only by
an aide dc camp, licuienant-Colonel
Francoudis. The assassin came sud-
denly at the king and fred ono shot
from a seven chamber revolver. The
tragedy caused iatensc excitement.
Schinas was seized immediately and
oyerpowered.
The wounded king was lifted into a
carriage and taken to the Papafion hos
pital. He was still breathing when
placed in the carriage.
Prince Nicholas, the king 'slhird son,
and other officers hurried to the hos
pital. Arriving first, Prince Nicholas
summoned the officers and speaking in
a voice choked with sobs, said:-
SIT is my deep grief to have To an.
nounce to YOU the death of our beloved
king and invite you to swear fidelity
to your new sovereign, King Constan-
tine
Crown Prince Constantine who sue
, ceeds King George, is at present at
Janipa. Heis expected TO come here
with all possible haste.
The assassin of the king is an evil.
looking fellow about forty years
OF age. On being arrested he refused
to explain his motive for the crime.
He declared his name Alcko Schinas
and in reply to an officer who asked
him whether he had no pity for his
country, answered that he was against
governments.
Schinas maintained profoundly
| impressive demeanor which was suS-
gesiive of his being irresponsible for
his actions.
Notwithstanding the rapidly with
which the king received attention, lie
was dead upon arrival at the hospital
Precautions at once were taken
throughout the city and Ecriee, order
| is being maintained.
| The king fell into the arms of his
aide when shot. Twosoldiers ram upon
hearing the firing and helped 10 sup
port him. lie was placed in a carriagc
and efforts were made to stop the
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
ne Understood.

Professor ropoief Tor an h6ur had
heen patiently explaining to his Young
son the Theory of evolution.
New. jack" he asked. hare ] made
plaih to you the great fact 81 the eyo-
istioa Of speciesf
Yes, father. think So" was the
youngsters reply. Before | was born
you were a moakey."--St Louis Post.
Dispatch.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
Hoti, Members.

Belle and Ben had Just announced
their engagement.
When we are married" said Belle,
Il shall expect you to shave every
morning. It's one OF the rules OF the
clab / belong to that none OF its mem
bers shall marry a man who won't
shave every morning"
"Oh, that's all right replied Ben,
but what about the mornings | don't
sct home in time: l belong TO Il club
too. --I.ipplncott's.-
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
One After thu Other.

She When we are married. dear. I
must have three servants. He-Cer-
tainly, darling Put try TO keep each
as long as pcssible.--St. Louis Post Dis
patch.
No Such luok,
swans sing. donf they. before they
die:"
"Yes. and Row nice Il -~ouid he fos
the community IL some people would
only reverse the rule and die before
they singv'-Bsltimers Americaa.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-03-20
Cookinn Him Out,

Il understasl your wife is doing her
own cooking
You are mistaken"
''But link told me she was"
"Oh. that was lust for little while.
Jinx was making US visit. and she
thought he had stayed long enough
Houston Post.