Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-06


--Chlcago Record Herald.
The man who loves his little wife
And By her Ia adored.
VIII often lead a happy life.
E'en though they have 10 board.
birmingham ARe-Herald.
There ia not much the matter with life.
And tho sunshine sag II an right
II YOU don't have q nght with your
wife
whene'er That old pipe ia nlight
o.
suancstions For 'sTaising Movies"
Man In hurry eating bowl Of soup.
Lady guarding a sacred confidence.
Pawnbroker losing a nickel.
Far man taking nap.
J Ham Lewis wardrobe.
Mr. Hoyne handing self a bouquet
Chicago Tribune.
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Signs az the Times.
In Amboy IN, Frank Morrow.
Monuments and Coal" on moving
pic. show In Jackson. Mich. Funny
Comedy To-day" ON state street, chi
caRo. Embarrassing by the Layton
system" on North avenue: French
Dry Cleanins. Flynn Process"
o.
WE GATHER that, AZ the express
trust u going 10 lose S26,Q00.000 n
year. the people are going 10 save that
much. which IL something like two
bits per capita per each ~ the popu-
iation We shall eagerly await our
25c.
o
VIA WII-LEMsTAD. Island Of
Curacao" the old familiar headline b.
again with us-nnd the Inspired COM
positor still wants 80 speai u Cocoa.
o.
THE REPORTS OF the poisoning Of
dogs have heen greatly exaggerated.
II was stated 326 dogs were poisoned
and the discovery has been made that
the number was only 32f. Further
more. irresponsible persons reported
that Bill Zeiser's $500 bull died In
ten minutes II really required half
day Curious how some people cir
cuiate baseleas fabricatians.
THIS NOON at aoout o'clock
horse belonging a. T. r. Tralnor died
on seventh street where Main avenue
intercedes LAS Vegas Optic. Too
bad Main avenue couldn't have inter-
coded more effectuaily.
D.
WE'D rather have the
Rhyming bug
Than get shot by
Gunman Thug
Where they imbihe
Those Bowery suds
Midst Louie Lefts ana
Gyps the Bloods.
D.
T0mllnson- Barefoot.
ON Tuesday afternoon. July 2sth.
nj o'clock, Mr. AlvG Tomlinson ana
Miss Nancy b. Barefoot were married
nt the home OF the brides mother
near Carrizozo. The bride Is daueh-
ter Of Rev Isaac y. Barefoot a min
lister OF the Baptist church. who died
in Texas some years $50. She came
Ia New Mexico from Big sulphur
springs. Texas. three years aeo.--Car-
rigozo News.
NONE bot hoy cnn lug fish hooks
thrust In his pocket loose You're
not boy--tbat day has passed; don't
try. for IT'S no use.
d
GUS gPIECHER severely hurt
himself this afternoon by dropping an
axe on his foot The axe cut an ar
terry IN his ankle."-i.as Vegas Optic
That reminds us 81 tho time we bit
ourselves between the wash-house
aud the garden gate with our bull
dos.
D.
THE MORMONs deny they will quit
Mexlcn---a0 there win az least be
some population down there for some
years 90 come.
NOT MUCH bite In dog days IN
New Mexico.
D.
! MEANWHILE our defunct Uncle
Joe Cannon 81 talking 20 bigger nu'
dience than any of them--and we pre-
sumo the price - better than the
lChauteuquas offer.
o.
or COURSE some simp has 70 IN
qulre who put the tauq IN chau'au'
qua.
For TAXI on overland auto service
phone SOC. Bamhr0ok Bros
It'a eettina warm. Don't let VOW
ice box gel airy. Call up bT-Bs-Dia'
cons Toe