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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-07-26
gteue Grnennnneen.

8eltern pom ErGiioenten angetiiu-
6igt. Sr. George Carroll
loOo pom 9iep.Dorf DER nere
IruIt 9efdmpfer.
g3ui biugton %. Suli. ~
Sr. @eorQe Carroll Sooo. Elm 9tem-
.gortcr }Imualt, sur 3eit i'm QienIte
oes &uiti3 Iepartements, uuroe
belttc pom FrGiioent @iIion gum
Stills Numoe$ @eneralonmolt err
nannt. $0r. looo miro ais Rahiol.
ger Oca 0rn. SameS u. 6opIer bon
SnoruiQc, Geun., ole gerioIgung Der
5rltIt9 Ieiten.
TSm llcbrigen madte Der Gr1iioent
ole nahiebenoen @rneunungen:
Bum Stills Shabnnts SefretGr
Srn. Charles z. 6omIin pon Naiia-
d)rietts;
ym Shobonts.&egiitrar: Srn.
2(onm &. Fotterion uon Cflabomn;
gum 6iiliS 9unoeS Sdaemei.
tier 5u Sun 6ranciSco: Srn. 8iaiam
!. Nc(5cc BON Californian;
sum Superintenoenten ser Niin3e
5u San 6ranci2co: Sru. 1baooeuS
u. $, S5anaban BON Californian:
gum &aarcu.AbihGser fir oen Ii-
thrift uon Sau 6ronciseo: Sru. go.
6. Scutc,
gum 3oaeinnebmet iiir oeu7iitritt
non Sau 6ranciseo: Srn. Sobn 8.
. GoOis;
3lm r9}oual Ciiicer" fir oen 0i-
Itritt non Californian: Srn. Sames
$. NnrrU;
5pn 3oQ. &nipcftor i'm Siitrift pon
Gan 6rauci9co: Srn. SlItus z.
8a0eu;
5rm ginncuBoa Collector iiir
oen eriten Giltritt pon Californian:
lSrn. EameS 2. Scott;
5lm @Imen5oa. Solicitor iiir Den
ieflten GiItritt BON Californian:
Sorn. Eobn g Garter.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-07-26

gaHe sur 8eiie in's gnsfarb bei0rBt
e. RainC, Gr. Alb. Sft Baltimore Str-
nabc GuitOm Spnie Ape.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-07-26
Grs GrGiiScnt uon Ycrum UcrGnitct,

CHINA, EcrlL %. Suli.-2liGuto
y. 9cQuiu, Gr-Erdiioent bon FcrlL
lno icin Sobn mur0en beilte N}OrgcH
Inn , llbr ucrbaitet llno nod) Dem
}udtbalric iibcrfiibrt. &brc 6cltnob'
nc ioIgtc Dem geItriGcn 2ll!abrlld), bel
uelhcm feds Ferionen Ourd Shillc
pcrlulmoct mur0en, melhc aus Den
15cnItern mo pon Dem Iadc Der &c.
Quia'idcn @obnug qeieuert uorocn
marcn. Iic Mcnge bate nit eiucm
2lngriii aili bus 3ola gcorobt Gle
2liiaire bat bier 1cwoltiae Scniatlon
crrcQt lmo miro oller @abrihcinItds
felt nodJ in elmer W'iniitertriiia rciuI
tireu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-07-26
9lns bcm S1intcrGalt cridlDiicn.

Sort z III IT'D, ART. %. EuII.-
&ciic lno &obn Games, 3mci nabc
2ufiata, Cflo, mobnenoe 9rloer,
muroen bcute Diorgeu in aller Irll1e,
ais lie in ibrcm @aaen einc SonO.
ItraBc nahe bier paiiirten aus Dem
oiuterbalt erifoiien. Seocr Der BEL
0cn Oldnner mar our6 5lpei Shrots
ibiiie in Den Tiiden getroiicn.
@eorQe mo 0iaiam gafer. Aatl
barn Der @cbriioer Same5, nurOcu
uerbuitet. IS perlautete, Oab otc
9afcr uno Games 6nmilien nui Ocnl
aricgSilbc lebtcn. Sin 4isplt iibcr
cine an Ocn @runoitiidcn Ocric.5eu
porbciii6renoc SonoitraBe mar Der
SrlmO.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-07-26

Scute INTO mUracu flar
NIT itcigcnorr Scmpcratnr,
lcidltc ucrdmOcrliAe Minoe.
-.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-07-26

rem oie Blame ser I6miuiitration be.
5ligli6 oes Eroteftorats ilber yIca'
ragua 3u erldutern; man erlUdrtet ie'
bod, oaB er aIeid3eitig be3iigIidl Der
Nlerifo. Eolitit Ger Regierltug beiraat
merocn miro. Iie 0}itglieoer oe5
GomitcS Die 0e9 Seuat5 i'm 2luge-
mcinen limo iebr oofir, Dab Die no.
miuiitratiou VfaBuabmen trifft, ourb
melhe e5 aaeu 6uttioueu in D3erito
erm0qlidt miro. @aiieu unO Dlunis
tion uon oen 0er. Staateu 3u be]ie-
heu. IS eri6ieu beute @benO tlar,
ouB ser gegempdrtige StouOpuntt Der
2l0miniitrutipn 0ubin gebt, ale gSat-
ienicuoungeu uah elmer auoeren Der
bcioen 6attioneu bis 5u einer eno-
giltigcu @ntiheiOung iiber oieieH
Frmft 81 uerbinoern
Sciue }lniidteu in Oieier HidtlmG
III crlduteru, mitlic er ieine Gonferena
gen nit @rdijOcnt @ilion unOStaats.
ScfretGr Nruuu Uorbebalten
Gr crflGrte, man babe ibH pielfadl
fritiiirt, 0oh cr trete fiir allies eih
mas cr gct6on babe; mo er ga6 fltr}
chc cr beute 2lbCno Sen 3ug nah Der
Nmoe2bulptitoOt bciti2g, er ais iei.
ner 9lniiht huO. 0oB er aui ieincn
@oitcu parblci6en mo nod Wierito
}llriidgCianOt DerOen miirOe
Sin ein}igcS Wtul brad Sr. @iliOn
hclte iciu Sdmeigen biniidtlih ieI-
ucr IOcen ijber sic 2lncrfenHllng ser
6ucrta Hegierung, inOem cr nui cine
icincr &onOlung mmittel6ur nod
Ocm Stur}c N}aoCro's 3u ipraden
fam
Tim 6e6ruor, ais @cncrol Sucrtd
ser prouiioriihc @rdiiOent Ser Repil'
blif Werifo murOc, iuitrltirtc Ser ame'
rifuuiicbe 9otidoiter Oie omcrifnui.
ihen Goniulu" inn TSntereiie Dierifo'S
uQcrorteu cine Intervening unt!r
Die ueueHegierlna, Oic bon oaen aus
ldnOiihcn Regicrlngen onartanrt
mcrOeu piiroe, ju enpieblcn."
6r. @ilion bcnertte, OoB Oieie iei'
he Ocmalige 6onolung BON pielcu
Seitcn oIs cine Guoii.9lnerteuumg
ser SuertnsGegierllng ausgelegt nor.
ocu iei, lm0 3nur lm9eaftet Der @eis
qcrllng ieiuer Gegierlmg in @olbing-
ton, Dem Suerto-Hegime Oie iorntelle
9(uerf5nnuug 5u geruGbreu.
0r. g8iIion betonte, OdB %eman0,
Scr oorh1 cine 9lnerfennnng DER Su-
Prtd 5icaierlmg ie5en 3lt miiiien ge'
alaIht babe, ieine SnnOlungsmeiie
iolih interpretirt babe; er ba6e nie
Die 9lbiidt gebnbt, iid in @egenlab
Ser Eolitif oes @rGiioenten Gait ODER
oeS BrGiiOentau @iIiou 5u Iteaen.
.Gr mar IeOiaid Die De ioctoRes
gicrlna, mcldc merfannte", iaqte er.
nGie sc iacto-9iegieriug mar Ole ein.
3igc, peIde Die W|oft beioB, 2eben
uno Gigcntbum ser 9lmerifaner mO
iibriaen 9lu3ldnoer Sdut ungaOCibeu
5u loiicn Sd 6ouOelte 10, luie eiu
9otidoitcr nit Hedt ban6eIt - NAM.
lid I'M Sntereiie meiner 2onoSleut'
Gic HcQicrlnQ. melhe if nnerfnnnte,
mar 0ic ein3ige a5iebmdBige. Sd
CLAUDE, OoB idI III iener fritiiden3eit
oas Nebte tbot."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-07-26
Baltimore MO., samfag, ben rs. Suli 1913.

| Niger ais }COll RutuBIUpVyU ut@ ,)uus
idtcS iiir GbemitnIicu wurOeH erie
Oigt
Sic 2o66p llntcriu6un9.
@uibington, %. %tIi. - Nl@
0aa So65u llntcrluduH1a Gomitc
0ea Scnuta lid hCutc bis 5m Non.
tag pcrtaQtc, perbIiebcn nod etwa
1000 9ricie Oc2 oStor" 3tugcn GoI.
Martin Nt Nillboa uou Baltimore
pr @crlcilna iI6riA Gaa Gomite
boiitc icOoh, ihnell init 0lcicn icrtig
mcrocn SIT t0nnen.
@cgen SdluB Der bcutidcuS Si6lug
jciQte Gol. WfuIbou Ocut.ih Oie 3ir-
funacu Oc2 lauQCu &crh0r2, Dem rr
ou9geicbt mar. Gr mar iicbtIit6 er.
h0pit un0 ncruo2. G&dlrcu0 Der
&crlcIlug cinca @ricics urrOc CT
Qouj couiu3, rmO ola Scuotor @oIi6
bencrfte, ouB cr Oifcub0r Der Rube
bcOiiric, riCi cr ans
sd BIN cincm 3uioumcn6ruh
nubc. I'm Oca 6inmcl2 uiQen, &C.
ben Sic bormbcr5ig nit mir NM
,(d) m0hte uift germ iolcu DOB ih
ca nidt ldngcr ou3bojtcu tann. Nbtr
icb m0dltc fcinc mcitcrCnGruGen mcbr
6cdntDortcn, uem Sic MIDI qebcn
loiieu uolen."
&oriiBcr Cuerman fimoiQte hellte
an OuB Die 2InmGltc Der o9totionuI
}liiociution Of NunuiocturcrS" NM
Der y9lmcricuu 6coCrutiou OF &obor"
ole Grluu6niB crboltcu miirOen, Dem
3cuQcu Ourh Ou2 Gomitc Gragcn uor'
ulcQcn. uorou2geicBt 0dB lie ole
IraQcu 81 ShnOeu uor Dem betr.
Gcrb0r oemGonlitc untcrbrcitcn Mir
OclL mclhca Damn iibcr Die 3uIoi.
| ilng ser Irogeu cntihCjOcn merOc.
Scuuto" 9tcliou bate nor gIntiiu.
0iQluq Oicier GntidCi0lna OC0 80.
mites, mcIhe entNcacn ocn urpriln1
licGcn @ldnen crlolGtc, cine llntcrre'
0uia nit 0cu OcmDtrdtihCu Ntli
olic0crn OeS Gomitca, in uclhCr er,
mic 6cfunnt uur0c. cucrliih Ougcgcn
Broteit cr6ob, OoB WhlHoa's Ger.
nebnntuq ubacihloiicn lucrOc. obnc
OuB 0ie 9lnmdltc Der Ourd lcincgus
iu0cn inuoluirtcu CraanIidtlouen Sc.
lCQcnbCit bUttCu, ben 3cIgcu ju be
lraNcr.
0dbrcnO Der bclltiqcn Si6lua trHG
Iid cine icboric Gcbottc 5luiidcn N|it.
alieoerr Oea Counties oorilber 5lt, ob
| ou9ldnoiihc 1obrifuntcn uno Snl'
pprteurc larii.&eOuftioncn IN Der &c
gcnudrtigen &orlogc bccniltBt bat
ten
Ger Iili6uiter Ser @ouS-
RcpubIifancr.
@aibiugton %. rSuli. - Ger
BON ocu Hcplblifnncrn jlt ocnl
3mcdc iniccnirtc 6iliblrIter, nm cine
g9icOcr Groiiuna Der Gebotte iibcr
OcnGominctti-6o0 SIT cr5lpingeL bin
0crtc ouh bcutc luicOcr Die Grleoi.
glng iracnOwelher @eit0ite I'M
Sauic. Nud0cm man lid bier Stn'
ocn lang nit unn0tbi2en Honcn@'
mrrlt7rn grIoualpeilt, trot ihIicBIi6
Gcrtoaung bis mor1cn elm Oa cine
2ln5abl Der RitgIicoer e@ por5oGcL
lib Ou5 @niebo0. Spiel an}lrcbcn
umO Iomit fcin Guorum porbonoen
mar.
NloioritGt2 6iibrcr llnocrmooo
ucriudtc eiucn 2lntro8 ourf5ubrius
0cn ser @crtn0ung bis gum Gien'
itna anorbuctc, bod eS gelnng lbm
nid,t, cine gcniiacnoe 2ln5obI BON
Niit0licOcrn ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-07-26
DrllOwItOne pQrk
|C0uOOiQn 11OChirG.

T Cine - tdQigc pcri6uIid
0ciilhrtc lour our6 lIuc
rila'5 y2lmOcrlanO. Scha-
cinbo,b Gage in ocn @cp
icru Sccn lmO Gunuou2 Oc@
2lc0omitouc Fort2; ciucn
CaQ in EortlauO; &ciuhc in
&jctoria mO &oncouucr;
liciic bel Gagc3lidt Ourh
ole cmaOiimcu 9iodic2 nit
2Ibitchcru uoh Den aroBcu
Gi9brrqcu Der Scltirfr Satc
@oujic lmO 5Sobrt Ourh Ocu
9}utioual Eorf Gonnha2 bel
@uuii.
T 2lbiobrt Sonitaa 9. 9.2ltluit.
t 9iunoio6rt pan Baltimore
nit CcdrmQ Ger u0tDigcu
llntoitcu S27O.
T 0}on crilhc NiQct }lQcntcu
Inn 2}anpblctc 6Ocr aorciiirc
Nnl %eorid, iuuy Iiui-
iion2 Faiioaicr }IQcnt 9ol-
tiuorc. umO GalDcrt Stry
Baltimore.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06

that sed pop. And he took BITS
peeee and put It IN his mouth and
siartid % make face rite away. ana
nfanma sct O., didcnt Il torn ont rite.
" u dident tern out rite / deotlare
M stay ovir anuthir day and make d
agen. q, ] am ffaypd il dldont torn
out rite.
HcwtihlL perfcckly skrumnshiss. sed
POP. swallering wat ho had in his
mouth and putting hts hand avn his
stnmmick
Vow, Willyum, 4 blcevo yure iest
saying that sod eranma, don't be
afrayed 60 tell me n IL dldent tern
out rite bekausc 10 ID dident assure
you ~ stay anuthir day ana make
Hum moar.
Crate hetvlns. don't think OF 1t. sod
POP. J mecn, mcer words cannot Ike
rriss wat feal about this handy.
Then take sum moar. wy dent YOU.
Sod eranma, 7 deklare bleevo yure
jest trying to be- pulliic nftlr anvil.
Perish the thawt. scd non. And
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06


I'reeidcns WILSON SAWS ne d pleased
by the election results The presi-
den, has happy disposition. He L
calm ana composcd ana generally
pleased with everything and every
body.
There wore events IN Tuesdays
election returns Hhich might cause
the president 10 ponder very stflour-
" upon future events. Il was not
all a haymaklng FOR the Democratic
party.
SIN tho nation A 70 BE- congratu-
lated upon having President Wilson
With uR Mr. Roosevelt. now. would
have said somebody called somebody
else q liar on election day. thus de-
slroyins the beauty Of the occasion.
Mr.. Tart probably would be regret
fni and correspondinsIy gloomy. Bui
the cheerful Mr. Wilson. says IL
tickled him to dsath--or words to
that effect
Also he is Wen satisfied With the
situation in Mexico and doesn't give
a Rah Rah for Mr.. Huertas obs,l-
nate Intention 20 remain IN charge.
lie Is pleased BY the action in con-
eress when the new tariff was pas
across and he Is quite sure that a
currency Slll win be passed right
soon which w!H enectually correct
all the evils IN cur present money
system.
cheerfulness in high places II GER
tainiy refreshing.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06
THE ULTIMATUM
BY Mr.. Tooley.

The ultimayium is wan of the most
turrble wsnp.ns known Co dlpplom-
acy. In View ol tho ultimuytums
which has been hurled acrost the
hemisnear durn the last few months
we are forced to the conclusion mat
diplomacy is "a 1r-r-utaL desp'rit am
blOodthirsty pernssion, almost as
much so as go.uL or auction br-ridse.
"Misthor HouuH.' says our hcr-
rec prisldint tu The retirin' and inof-
hnsive peterson now ln ump rary
char-rgo av thr y'miut pro tenn ar
Mexico, "n SCI don't 40 vance nm im-
meiitiy ellmuHt. ycrsiii, hu thuu-
dors az him 100 stage whisper
through MsJhor Lind over the ully
phone, 81 warren 81" he says "that
! win lmmelit.y repeat me demand,
he says "nnd sen don't Hcklcss in zee
requist' he s1gs, ~ am lible, ne
says "fer to repeat 81 the thir-rd
time he m5s "ln case SEQ still
prove stubborn .bc says, ~ win shtatc
frankly he says. that I Nili at once,
AFTER some days elaboration, take
immol.t shtops Ger 20 ask me sicuty
as shtato 90 Dte the matthcr under
adYiaement' nC says, 'an' report io
me after nINt .Hpuon,' he says Fol
lowin' that sass our heartl,ss iXicu-
tive, 81 shall Hut hisitate Tor 90 ask
the sovugu people Of the United
shtatcs fer to hold riferindum,' he
ilaculatea, "tu vote on the QUESTION as
90 whether con mot / shall proceed Co
take further sHtcns fer yer olimina-
tion. he saws II ann golu fer go
eliminate yc. hc says III hove 90
follow ye an over the wur-ld 20 do 10
he says.
That's m ulumnytum fer sc. II
seems incredible that human be'n'
cud be- guilty Jr slch horrible sav'-
gerry but dis "a fnck. But J suppose
Ills got 90 Doe done IN coor-rse at our
policy as hands on in Mexico. We
must lave Mexico fer 90 ilght her Nn
battles soys tho prisidint "and Wur-
TX out her own distiny' he iyf end
to that Ind. ho snys, 81 dociGro. With
the aid am alteration ay mo sierily
az shtatc, Hon Al Jennings o'bfAnn'
thai Misihcr Hoorta must have q can
tied he snya. 60 nis rear iliNauon,
he says. cam that his iliction vas q
fake an "a bunk" he says, IAN ti'ai
while we knpc our hands off, De
says "we Will pui our feet ir j. up "a
our neck he Says
/ undorshiund the priHidint iA wen
satisfied with tho outlook ana hope
/ fui fer peaceful outcome nt the
same time hcin optimistic Ter d ~
plomaiic solution ny the ps1''ein ~
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06
CORPORATE GRIEF.

The general mannger OF the In
ternptional iiarvesle company is en-
gagged buaily IN defending himself
from a band Of apparent crooks who
are seeking. he rays. TO blaokmall
him BY Indicating that he has been
making free with the affections Of
another partys wife.
The international itself Ia beiag as.
sailed hy the attorney general OF tho
United states as predatory organ
ization engaged Ia quest OF spoils.
Meanwhile the company 81 engaged
IN striving. against a falling machine
cry market, 90 keep up 10 the old
time standard Of dividends. when you
could soll a threshing machine nfty
per cent cheaper In siberia than In
Moline. Illinois.
II does beat the band how much
grief there 81 IN life.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06

sHt mEnoh toliasa instead Is
tltoeHe rht ciit alNsth nceds q
lll's txlra rhante a lht mayor no
eonN tnoWs A itaa ihe rliy tiork
Coca ter he broke ia 10 the council
me other evening that II the street
department ard ihc eDslneerlns ae-
parlmenl ana en- other aepaflmense
expeeled "a sei paid on fbls month
shey had nnoiher suess comln8.
Nnt milton dollafs would give
us se,ne real workine cnpilai. we
could hate s, least -FOUR hundred
lhouspnd 80 loan 30 our people for
Saving in front 81 their properties,
paying back ne money IN ten wears
'cf annual insiailments. or even
twenty o. has been done IN ssyeFal
cities This money would keep
~efklns rlahs over and over again.
end instead Of natins q hat hitch ~
the pavement a. Central and Copper.
We would have Central avenue paved
SO she county leii and al its cross
streets a. condition.
There > no pse dolns shinss half
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06
A LEAF FROM
BENNY'S NOTE BOOK
*eo@@@eeeoes@aaaasoaoaea

Granma went hoam last mite, but
she maid sum handy yestiddy aftir-
noon. beeing yello handy wich you
mite think was prItty soft til YOU
got it in yuro mouth She said =
Good skrapo tho pan " / wuntcd to.
uny 4 ony skrlpcd about han of 10
aWnakkount OF 10 having "a funny KIND
OF a uisb and wen pop went up in
ne setting room aftir suppir thnrc
was big plate fun OF d avn the tabil
to sorpri6e him.
Hello, Sod pop watts avn this In our
midst
thawt IL wood sorprizc you, scd
granma. that doodrop handy, that's
wat % is. that's doodrop handy. ! was
determined ] wood make sum reel
old fnshlncd doodrop mnd, hcfonr /
went hoam. and today ala q, I think
" termed out aWl rite, try a., Willyum,
and toll me wat YOU think of Il.
Yes Try No. Willyum, scd ma, mothlr
made h Tor YOU cspeshilly
10 tell sed pop how sweet and
thawtful. Benny, you're the youngest
you try IL lerst ANA lll watch yuro
ixpresshin, } ANYWAYS think handy
tuists $50 much nicer afi.r you watch
sumhOddy olts enjoying II for while
80 sir. / skrapod the pan, , sod.
But surely that woodnt deter you
wood H. sed pop.
No SIR. sod but / skrapod th,
pan and / had onun
Hurry up. Willyum, try a., sed gran
ma, "a poran wood think you diden
Wunt 10 ~ No.
How rodicklus for person to thiul
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06
ADJurANr GENERAL BROOCHES

Thousands OF his fricuds sincerely
regret the antlmoly death OF Adiu-
tant General Brooke Of New Mex
SEQ. General Brookes. "a trained sol
der ana out o. many years OF active
service an experienced one, was the
right man IN the nsht place.
There are many OF us who feel
that the state could get along vcry
well without ne national guard but
having o. the deceased adiutant gem
erai WAS as fine "a man for the posi-
ton az could have been found He
viii oc missed from the official fam-
ily OF The state
Aside m hls efficiency ln office
General Brookcs WAS q kindly. genial
gentleman and hts death in middle
life is 60 be- deplorod.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06


The teacher h a nernaiiilo county
school always tried 90 make the les
uons as interesting az possible.
Now, children" she said let me
see what you remember about the
animal klngdom and the domestic
animals that belong 60 a. You have
named an the domestic animals but
ono. Who can tell me what that
one ieg"
There was no rcply.
WHAT exclaimed the toncher.
Docs no one know II has bristly
hair. likes the dirt and Is fond Of
setting into the mud"
a small boy ID lbe end 81 the ciass
raised ilmld hand
"Well, Alleng' said teacher.
PLEASE. inaam." said the little boy
reneetlvely. IT'S me
After the IRE that destroyed Bar-
nuns museum, the proprietor con-
suited his friends az 90 his wisest
course. io told them be had a fors
tune and could easily retire from act-
i've bueipess
Among his friends was Horace
Greeley
what shall doq" asked Rarnum.
III 7 were YOU" replied Greeley.
II would 60 iishing I've been trying
for thirty years to 60 fishing ana
have never been able TO do u. 49,
Youths Companion
The celebrated French poet saint
Folk. VINO in spite &c his largo in
come. was always In dcht. sat one
day IN barber shop waiting 10 be
shaved. He was already lathercd
when tho door opened and n tailor
entered who happened TO be one Of
the poets largest creditors. No soon
er did this man see saiut-FoiS than
he nngrily demanded his money. The
poet comp osedly begged him not 60
make n scene. Wont you wait for
the money until ] am shaved?" he
asked.
certainly" said the other, pleased
at the prospect.
Salnt-Foix then made the barber n
witness OF the agreement and immo-
diately took a towel. wiped the lather
from his face and left the shop. lie
wore "a beard 90 the end Of his days.
The Pathfinder
An Albuquerque hunter who was
well known for his happy way OF
looking az things and Swing a hu-
m0rous turn 20 any serious situation,
was one day lost In the woods with a
companion As night came on they
made camp. out although they we're
hungry they had shot no game and
had nothing 10 eat. With q perfectly
serious face this fellow looked az his
companion and said
III we only had some ham we'd
have ham and eggs IL we only had
some eggs"
a shy young man once said 90 a
young lady: Il wish. dear. that we
were on such terms of intimacy that
you would not mind calling me d.
my FIRST name"
"Oh." she replied, your second
name Is good enough for me
The freshman had had d serious ace
cldent and had been hustled on co the
hospital TO be operated upon, As ne
lay upon tho bed he beckoncd 60 the
nurse and said weakly;
I'M not De operated on by that
docthor, Ye must end another one.
why" rem0ustrated the nurse
Hes one Of toe rlcvercst surgeons
living."
Maybe" WAS the reply; "but he
has an unluckg name. / heard them
Say his name was Dochter Fitzpatrick,
and. ye see, mo name iH Patrick.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06
n ZEN WEAR Low
M NECK ATTIRE
Thcatcr Audience Clasps, Then Jccis
az Dnndics in Pittsburgh Box.

Pittsburgh. Pa, Nov. 6.--DcCollote
for men made its appearance In tho
Alvin thoatcr IN his city last night
aud caused something OF "a sensation
Just after the curtain arose on the
first act two young men dressed IA
tho latest male mode entered q lower
box. Little attention was paid them
until tho curtain foll Both men
then turned 10 view The audience, and
tho audience gasned.
The dcbonair young gallants wore
soft white shirts with soft roll coll
lars arranged with deep V-shnpod
Opening In front. exposing IA least 3
iuchrs Of the chest The audience,
recovering fvon the temporary shock,
began 10 boot ana loer. Unable to
stand the flood Of dofnmatory &C.
marks hurled al them, the galiania
lcfi tho thenier
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06

A Santa Pc dispatch announces
former Governor Otero as candl-
date for place on the Philippine
commission. There couldn't be- a
better man for tho luo George
Curry would probably be- as good.
Why not name the whole blamed
commission from New Mcxico? "a
would be efficient
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06

funnin' Mexico without putin our
hands on her approve the pro-
gram, helm q peaceful man from the
north Of ireland and trust that when
the ar-rmy inyadcs our beloved sis
ther-ln-lAw country. an shootin' aV
the inimy will be done la a humane
an quiet manner. Tis bound 60 oe-
fer the prisidint deplorcs vislencc In
iv'ry form ixclpt ultimaytuma.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06

hc took aEuthif peece and ate u and
eranma keep looking az him. 80 I've
ipok anuthir nCccn and ate ID. taking
9 necccs awitoRethlr, me numbering
how ho GOOD do "a Then afanma
went hoam. pop laking her 90 tho
stayehin.
Ihis MORNING pnp WINS So sick he
coodoni SO down io the orhss till This
aftirnoon.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06

The administration "a awaiting a
reply from Huorta. is the last note
from Washington. 10 seems that our
administration has been awaiting a
reply from Huerta ever since the lat
ter took charge Of the situation and
told the United States 20 90 back and
slt down.