Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-26

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AND EDWARD Payon Weston IL
ONE WAY 10 1--we without work
u 10 prey without ceeslnE.
o.
II Is EASIER Tor soma men 90
nlng a hymn than speak the truth.
o.
THE KINDLY harvest hand In the
middle west IL now monarch Of All ne
--o--
IRIS A DULL DAY Tor news when
they don't dlg uD modern EnOch
Arden"
-
THE FIRST issue a she Hobo
News" Isl out. We'd hate 70 have the
g.
SOME PRETTY GOOD gospel In
Admiral Dewcy's plea for the insur-
ance Of an adequate navy.
no, HUM-hope ian soon be Mon
day. The weekly attack on Juercz
happens saturday or sunday.
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FIFTEEN THOUSAND West viz
sRinia miners viii walk out Now let
the Senate walk In and show Gov.
Hatfield how 10 do A.
II d.
/, Los ANGELES CLAIMS 20 have
gained 10o.eoe population In year.
II IL was i0O.OOi they probably would
have told us about a.
o.
ANOTHER PROGRESSIVE ma
tional committeeman has gone back
10 the @. o. p. One by one the wan
derers return 20 the fold.
COLOMBIA WANTS TO e-open
the canal uestlon--evidently having
hunch that Bryan viii be easy
picking
Il wasn't he doctor
who Invented some kind Of gold
cuse or something Name sounds
; familiar.
GERMAN DENTIST Guilty Of
Espionage" says a dispatch. VIZ don't
know the name Of the crime. bat Il
sure hurts like thunder.
O.
BAD ENOUGH e. get struck by
lightninR--let alone having Il chase
you all around town az II did a man
In 81. Louis the other day.
D.
Who n IL grins the selg-same grin,
Although hts mental states sin
When homcly female. old and fat
sits down upon his new straw hat?
o.
= THE TOPEKA Capital advances
, the opinion that the purchase Of a
Involves az much az $500 IN real
, money.
A.. O.
SOME or THESE days gentle
man will drop a bomb into the situa-
ton by invcnring a substitute for
Z sugar.
D.
LIVES ARE shortened by too
much noise" says an exchange Yes.
and the lives that are shortened are
3 not those OF the noise rnakerA.
Z %
, WHY. HE. or COURSE.
Who Is Il smiles q charming smile
With not a trace Of wrath or bile.
When on his coat cinder bright
fon drop and make the same ig.
nitef
Chicago Inter Ocean.
q
Who n Il smiles that same old smile,
! Which proves that JOY 20 him 3 no
trial.
When someone, weighing two forty
nine
steps hard upon his brand.new
shine
Denver Republcan.
D.
HEY yelled the guest you ad-
vertised hot ana cold water In this
dump. and all have In my room 10
a pitcher and wash basin. - That's
right" replied the landlord az the
Rustic Inn. III you stay here long
enough you'il find the water IN hot
IN summer and cold in winter"
d.
YOUR HEAD" remarked the
garruiouB barber. 20 the irlshmsn IN
his chair, ia twice az large as mine .
But Oh suppose that head av yours
Is big enough for your said the gem
ial son Of Erin. why, certainly"
answered the tonsoriaI artist. "Av
c00rse," continued the Irlshman;
"pfwat'g tn use av a man hayin' a
big trunk whin he hasn't any clothes
To put In itf"
D
AT THE EDITORIAL convention
in Colorado Springs recently a
preacher offered the following toast
TO save an editor from starvation
take his paper and pay Tor Il prompt,
~ To save him from bankruptcy
advertiso Ia his paper literally. 10
: save him from despair. send him
every Item Of news you can set hold
loL To save him from profanity
write yOuS correspondence plaluly on
one side ~ the sheet and send II In
AZ soon a. possible. TO save him
from mistakes. bury him-dead PEG.