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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
Rival Punsters.

Can February March,"
mo, but April May" was the reply.
Look here, old man, you're out OF
June"
Don't July about it."
1T is not often that one gets the
better of your August parsonage"
"Ha! now you think that you have
me Noctober."
And then there was work for the
coroner.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

ing, was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least exer-
tion.' Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa
ton across the
1oins that it was
diff cult to move.
After using {
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
Shows Webster Wasn't InfaIlIbIe.

Il looked up the word brat in the
dictionary" says Mr.. Pozozzle, "and
find it is marked Obs, meaning 'obso-
lete.' Noah Webster was right about
a great many things, but he never
lived alongside the urchins next door
to me-"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
HUSBAND NAILED
RUBBER ON GATES
Wife so Weak and Nervous
Could Not Stand Least
Noise = How Cured.
Munford, Ala.-"I was so v eak and
nervous while passing through the

Change Of Life that
/ could hardly live.
My husband had to
nail rubber on all the
gates for could not
stand it to have q
gate slam.
al also had back
ache and a fullness
in my stomach. I
noticed that Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compol1nd was
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

The earliest attempt at sewing ma
chinery of which there is any anthem
tic record was in 1775, in which year
a machine was patented In England
by Charles E.. Weisenthal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

English sparrows are said to have
followed British trade routes into the
heart of the Anglo-Egyptian Sudan
and are now found where they were
unknown a few years ago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
m nenends.

Does a hen lie n lay eggs?"
asked the teacher. "She doesn't do
either when the prices are high" ex.
planned the young suburbanite.-Buf
falo Express.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
LADIEs CAV WEAR SHOES

one size smaller after using ALIENS Foot
Ease. the Antiseptic powder TO be shaken in
10 the shoes. II makes tight or new shoes
feel easy. Gives rest and comfort Refuse
eubstitutes. For FREE trial package. ad-
dreaa Allen 8. Olmated, LIE Roy, N. Y. Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

advertised for such cases and / sent and
got a bottle. 1t did me so much good
that / kept on taking it and found it to
be all you claim. / recommend your
Compound to all women afflicted as I
was."-Mrs. F. P. MuLLENDoRE, Mum
ford, Alabama.
An Honest Dependable Medicine
is Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. A Root and Herb medicine orig
mated nearly forty years ago by Lydia
E. Pinkham of Lynn, Mass, for con
trolling female ills.
Its wonderful success In this line has
made it the safest and most dependable
medicine of the age for women and no
woman suffering from female ills does
herself justice who does not give it g
trial.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia e. Pinkham MedicineCO
(confidentiaD Lynn Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened
read and answered by a woman,
and held I'm strict confidence.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
Easy Marks.

Some men haven't any more eau
ton when they happen to get a lit
tie money, than to show 1t to the
family.-New York Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

Having read how the richest men
in the world made their money, It is
easy for the rest OF us to 60 and do
Misunderstanding Standard.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
stamina over.

New Minister-"How did you like
my sermon this morn.ng?" Enthusi-
astic Parishione was simply
grandiloquent. baltimore American.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

Some womens love is like a foot
mans livery-slightly altered to fit
and handed on to the new man.-The
Tattler.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
Its

MY parrot can speak in several
languages"
Il see. A Polly-glot bird" 7
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

Every time a man gets his monthly
gas bill he's glad that he doesn't have
to buy the stuff by the ton.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
with the Riddles.

Elsie-"My doggies is smarter than
yours. See how nicely he begs?" Ma
bel-"Huh! My doggie is too well
bred to do anything SO common"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

Many a man gets a reputation Of be-
ing a good fellow when he is going
to the bad.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

Enthusiasm is the genius Of SINGER
ity. and truth accomplishes no vic
toeies without it.-E. Bulwer Lytton.i
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
A c%LEReYMAN's TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol-
len and nuffed. He had heart intter-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

HE certainly touched me with his
story of hard luck"
"For how much?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

Cures Old Sores, 1.-THE Remedies Won't Cure
The worst cases no matter of how long standing
are cured by the wonderful, old reliable DR.. Porter's
Antiseptic Healing OH. Relieves pain and heal,
at the same time. 25c, Soc, sllO0.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

Always full quality value in LEWIS
Single Binder. That is why the smoker
wants it. Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08

A girl on a footstool often has an
advantage over a girl on a PEDESTAL
The Tatler.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
Easy.

rs your husband easy to get along
WITH"
Easy? Why he doesn't even object
to going to church supper."-Detroit
Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
XII The Files Now and Prevent

disease. A DAISY FLY KILLER will do 1t.
Kills thousands. Lasts all season. All dealers
or six sent express paid for ST.. H. SOMERs,
$50 De Kalb Ave, Brooklyn, MY. ADV.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-05-08
.lr,nortan. to Mother,
MARRIAGE q eattIeshlp.

Jack-Speaking Of ships, what kind
Of a ship is c~ourtshipf
Tom-It's a transport, my boy.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-08-06
Newport News Page
Important Happenings and Local
Notes from the County Seat.
Municipal Court.

Monday was certainly busy day in
the municipal court. The following
cases were disposed of, Sheriff Hill
making the arrests. Charles Carter of
Stantead was arrested for cruelty to
animals. particularly to his horse. He
was placed in Jail for want of fine. J..
H. Rogers of Coventry was arrested
for selling intoxicating liquors. He
plead not guilty and was held over
in $500 to appear before county court
Philip Baker of Newport and Andy
Edmunds of Coventry were up for
same offence. Both were bailed in
$500 to appear before county court.
John Dunbar paid fine of SIS and
costs for intoxication. The case of
Elphage Davignon, who was arrested
for non support of family, was mol
pressed. Will Flanders, who 6was
arrested last week on a certified exc
cution. was released Monday on bail.
The hearing on the case of Will Bull
lett. who was arrested for assault on
Sam Snyder. the Jew, was postponed
until Tuesday.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-08-06
NEWPORT CENTER
George Campbell is very sick.

George Campbell is very sick.
Carlo Rollins died Sunday after
three weeks illness.
Harold McIver from Stanstead, P.
c., is working at John McIvers.
Mrs Belle Nichols from Boston
visited at N. [. Blake's Friday. -. :. --
Mrs. Hartwell of Lowell visited her
son, Carroll Hartwell, Saturday and
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Buck and two
daughters visited friends at Charleston
Sunday.
Miss Ella Tute. who has been work.
ing at East Coventry, is home on a
vacation.
Shepard Phillips from Canterbury,
N. H., was a business caller in town
the past week.
Mrs. BERTHE Allen went to the Royal
Victoria hospital at Montreal Monday
for appendicitis.
Willie Rollins and Carroll Lawson of
Lyndonville are home on account of
the death of Carlo Rollins.
George Randall, who has been work
ing for his uncle, John Thompson of
Lowell, returned home Friday.
~Miss Blanche Lawson, who works at
Middleboro, Mass, is visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Amos Lawson.
Mrs. Elizabeth Clapper went to
Waterbury Wednesday accompanied by
Mrs. James Randall and Henry Smith.
Mrs. Susie Westover, who has been
visiting her mother, Mrs. LaPlant, has
returned to her home in North Cam.
bridge
John Cummings, who has been visit
ing at William Willey's, returned to
his home in Boston, accompanied by
Eclas Sherman.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-08-06
NEWPORT

Miss Clementine Hayes was in Mont
real last week.
Mrs.C. L. Hayes has spent a week
at Bolton Springs.
The B. F. Moore & Co., factory
was closed last week.
John Ridge of Nashua, N. H., was
here on business Thursday.
Judge and Mrs. R. M. Spear visited
in Lowell and Boston last week.
Pauline Thompson of Derby was a
guest of Esther Bullock last week.
The Joscelyn Ladies' Quartet sang at
the Methodist church in Derby Sunday.
B. F. Moore and Mr.. and Mrs. E.. L.
Moore motored to Portland, Me-, last
week.
E. C. Blanchard and son Philip have
returned from their trip to the Pacific
coast.
Mrs. Mosher Niles of Albany, N. Y,
is visiting her sister, Mrs. E. E.
Puffer.
Mrs. Chas. Bailey and daughter
Clara are spending the week in
| Massachusetts,.
w. w. Blodgett and family have re-
turned from Knowlton's Bluff after a
month"; vacation.
Mr.. Titus and family OF Woodsville,
N. H., are occupying the Wilcox cottage
at Knowlton' Bluff.
The new president of the Boston &
Maine railroad, Morris Mcdonald, was
in Newport last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Oben are STOP
ping at their Balls Bluff cottage, with
Miss Gladys Stetson as their guest.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-08-06
WEST BURKE

Miss Marjorie Hall visited friends in
East Burke last week.
Mrs. Wilbur Cooling of East Burke
visited relatives here recently.
Mrs. J. F. Ruggles spent part Of
last week with relatives in Lyndon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harriet Colby spent
last week with relatives in Derby Line.
Mrs. E. B. Smith has been visiting
in st. Johnsbury during the past
week.
Miss Edith Batchelder of Derby Line
spent a part of last week at DR.. R.
H. Burke's.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. L. Gaskell were the
guests of F. G. and Miss Ella Gaskell
over Sunday.
A little daughter arrived at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Adna Abar
August first.
Miss Myrtle GaskeJl of Lyndon
visited at the home of her uncle. H. E.
Gaskell recently.
William johnson of Worcester, Mass,
was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Riley
Roundy last week.
Miss Bertha Silsby of St. Johnsbury
has been the guest of Miss Ruth Leach
for the past few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Maurice Porter Of st.
Johnsbury are camping at Lake Will
loughby for two weeks.
Fayette Appleton of Houston Heights,
Texas. visited at A. w., Brockway's
the latter part of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Dean are
spending this week with their son, Bert
Dean of Rochester, N. II.
Mrs. H. A. Fowler, who recently
had an operation in Boston, is at home
again, much improved in health.
Mrs. Frank Marshall and little son
and Thomas Marshall of Evansville
visited at j. M. Smith S recently.
Howard Lowell of Springfield. Mass,
is visiting his mother, Mrs. Eliza
Lowell, and other relatives in town.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ j. Delaney of st.
Johnshury were the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Maurice FairbrOther over Sunday
Mrs. Niles of Albany, N. Y, and
Mrs Puffer Of Newport have been
visiting their brother, Curtis Stoddard.
The Blue Stocking club had a pleas
ant piazza party at the home of Miss
Leila Turner on Friday afternoon Of
last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Bean and Mr..
and Mrs. Irving Brainard of Boston
were the guests of Mrs. Louise Stod-
dard last week.
Many members of the Masonic fra
ternity attended the dedication Of the
new Masonic temple in ST. Johnsbury,
on Tuesday of last week.
Miss Eva B. Rosebrooks entertained
Miss Mildred Joslyn, Arnold Anderson
and Sherburne Bailey of Newport on
her eighteenth birthday which occurred
Friday, August first. Miss Rosebrooks
received many gifts, among which
were $25 from her parents and set
for her dresser from friends.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-08-06

L. o. Drew opened his new store in
the BigeloW block Saturday. Miss
Mabel .Bowley has been engaged ..as
filter.
Co. L. v. N. G.. Capt. Carroll Davis.
Ethan Allen this week for annual
muster.
= Francis Robinson arrived Sunday
morning from Boston on visit to his
parents, Mr. and Mrs. F. H. Robinson,
Green Place.
asRev. j. c. Mccullough spent Sun
day, July 81. in New York, and w. B.
Bullock conducted the morning service
in St. Marks.
sEMrs. w. E. Lougee returned to
Springfield, Mass, last week, after
spending several weeks with her
mother, Mrs. M. j. Bullock.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Prouty gave
party in honor of Miss Rosabell
Human at their summer cottage at
Knowlton's Bluff Saturday afternoon.
Miss Shirley Hall of Derby Line,
who has been attending summer
school at Johnson Normal school, was
the guest of Mrs. B. F. Moore last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. &. B. Young enter
tanned the legal fraternity of the court
house with their wives, at their
summer home. Knowlton sBluff, Thurs
day afternoon.
Miss Gertrude Olmstead of Sutton,
who has been visiting Miss Virda Spear
the past week, returned home yester-
dow Miss Viydo onanYnroniad hnr
for short visit.
The Sunday evening services at the
Episcopal church have been cancelled
until September 1st. The Sunday
school will also have a vacation through
the month of August.
While getting out of rowboat at
the Eagle Point wharf. Miss Clara
Whitaker fell into the lake and was
unconscious when rescued. She was
soon resuscitated, however.
That bunch of baseballists that have
been touring the state, painted the
Newport diamond red once more in the
third, and we expect, final game with
the Newport regular team, Friday
afternoon. The Newports met with
the worst defeat of the series, and the
game was the poorest played, rolling
up score of I'll. The admission
amounted to about $40. The Reds
played North Troy Saturday and de-
feated that team 8-3. The Newports
play the Washburn All-star Collegians
tomorrow afternoon. WV. Washburn
of Poultney selected team of the best
college ball players the first of the
summer and has been touring the state
since June. The game will be inter-
esting.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-08-06
CALEDONIA COUNTY.

$1,000 is the estimated damage to the
streets of St. Johnsbury by the storm
the first of the week.
During the storm on July % a large
barn on the F. E. Shepherd farm in
Passumpsic was struck by lightning
and with the contents, 100 tons of hay,
was totally destroyed.
One of the strange freaks of light
ming in a recent storm is reported
from East Burke. A man named
Smith was sitting in his yard holding
a kitten in his arms during the storm
and he was hit by lightning. the bolt
instantly killing the kitten while the
man escaped with a few burns and
the shock.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-08-06

Mrs. Maria Houghton of Lyndon,
who is ninety years of age. has been
spending the past two weeks with her
daughter, Mrs. B. III. Marshall.
Mrs. E. 'Dickerman and Miss Leila
Turner took their Sunday school classes
for an afternoon in the woods Wednes-
day. Supper was served under the trees
and the little folks had very pleasant
time.
ERev. J. @. Angel and family will
return home on Thursday and there
will be a service as usual on that
evening. There will be the usual
services Sunday, and it is hoped that
as many as possible will be present.
especially on Thursday evening.
SHEFFIELD
T Harris of Littleton is visiting
friends.
Jane Woodman and Mrs. Frost are
visiting relatives in Derby.
= Mrs. Waldron is visiting in Charles
ton and Enosburg Falls.
Nina Sheldon is the guest of Perry
Barber. Miss Sheldon is in very poor
health
May Sherburn Is at home helping
Sc s..
is very i'll.
Mrs. Alice Russell has returned home
after twoweeks' visit at the home
of ]. S. Chesley.
Sarah Simpson has gone to West
Derby to care for her brothers wife,
Mrs. Jane Gray.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Sheldon have
returned from st. Johnsbury. after q
two weeks visit.
The many friends of Mr.. and Mrs.
Hartley Nelson are glad to see them
back even though for short time.
The friends of Mr.. and Mrs. E. K.
Hill are glad to see them back in their
old home and wish it might be long
stay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Phillips OF
Montpelier visited his brother John the
last of the week and also took a triI
in company with his sister, Mrs.
WEIGH, to his old home.
The following officers were chosen al
! the recent society meeting for the
ensuing year. Moderator, Harry Da
Wis; clerk, Ruth Barber; treasurer,
Fred Day desk committee, Harry Da.
Wis. F. T.Barber, Ernest Boynton, w.
y. OmlCn, Odrdn Ordy ana Lille lane.
SUTTON
Bennett Curtis occupied the pulpit
Sunday.
Miss Angie Davis has a badly
sprained ankle.
The C. E. society hold their meeting
Saturday evening.
/ The Ladies' Aid society have baked
bean supper Friday night.
Billy Switzer has engaged to work
| for G. B. Joy for one year.
C. B. joys teams commenced work
/ ing on the state road Monday.
Mrs. Fred Craig and daughter Bertha
were in ST. Johnsbury Friday.
! Mrs. Lee Cady and daughter from
Bethel visited at the home of H. D
Chapman last week.
Mr.. Smith, who has been living will
his brother-in-law. Stephen Taft, TO
several months, has gone away.
Rev. A. N. Chandler returned from
Ocean Park last week to ship his good
to Waterloo, Me-, where he has &C
copied passionate. Their many friend
regret their departure but wish ther
much happiness and success in thei
new home.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-08-06
NOTICE
To Taxpayers, Town of ALBANY

The Taxpayers of the Town of Albany are
hereby notified that the Tax bills on the
Grand List of 1913 are now in my hands for
allowed on taxes if paid within ninety days
from July 10th. After that date the bills
Will be placed in the hands of the collector
to be collected by process of law. The nine
ty days expire October 18th, 1913
1892 r. M.COWLES, Treasurer
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1913-08-06
MAKE A START
During the FALL OPENING WEEK

September to 9, 1913. Twenty-Five superior
teachers. Employment for graduates.
BOOKKEEPING, SHORTHAND, AND STENO-
TYPY. Send for free catalogue.
CARMEL & Holt. Albany, N. Y.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-23
Personal

Captain and Mrs. uarol ID. Coburn arc
TO leave Fort DUglas within a rev
days. Captain Coburn having been or
dered to Washington for service with
will be greatly missed both III town
and at the post, as they have many
friends here. Mrs. Coburn is sister
of Mrs. Robert W. Kearns, and her
parents. JUDGE and Mrs. Melville &;
Brown. live in Laramie, Wyo. She and
Mrs, A. II. Peabody were g'rlhood
friends.
Mr., and, Mrs. Lewis S. Gates left
Thursdav afternoon for their home in
Raw. Ariz., going By way of Los An
pcles. Their friends here have been
offering their condolences to Mr.. and
Mrs. Gates over the loss of their in
fant daughter, who wes brought here
for burial.
Mrs. NJ. j.. Cheesman left yesterday
for Fort Morgan, Ala. 20 spend a part
of tho winter visiting Lieutenant and
Mrs. Robert \. Campbell and their two
charming children, who are stationed
there.
Mrs. Frank NJ. Prior of Venice, Cal, 4,
has come here for q visit with her
mother, Mrs. A, NJ. Walden, and grand
mother. Mrs. Baker. Mrs. Walden s
other daughter, Mrs. Mclaughlin, and
her two children, are here from Roches-
ter, \. Y.
Lieutenant and Mrs. Emory S. Adams
elise Yeates) and their baby arc on
their way home from Tien Tsin, and
will land IN San Francisco the latter
part OF the month They will come
here for visit with the Ycates family,
and later Lieutenant Adams will go to
Texas City.
Mr.. and airs. J. E. Cosgriff and Mrs.
W Edward Fife have returned from the
east, where Mr. Cosgriff went some
time ago to attend the bankers con-
vention, Mrs. Fife joined them in New
York, and Cney have visited on the way
home.
Captain and Mrs. Howard r. Perry
formerly stationed at Fort Douglas with
the Twenty-Dinth, are expected here
shortl- on their way to San Francisco
have been at jefferson. Ind, for some
time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Irving A. Bearse of
Vancouver, B. c., are rejoicing over the
arrival of a baby daughter at their
home Mrs, Bearce was Miss Lulu Barr.
Miss Hattie Wilson has returned to
her home in OGDEN after short visit
with Mr. and Mrs. w. E. Traughber
here
Mrs. Charles B. Onderdonk has gone
east for visit of few weeks with
friends and relatives in Louisville.
Gleed Miller, the son of Mr.. and Mrs.