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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
LEGAL.
Sherin's snIe,

BY virtue of an execution issued out
of the clerks office Of the circuit court
OF Rock Island county. and state OF HI
nois, and To me directed, whereby am
commanded to make the amount of a
certain judgment recently obtained
against scott T.. hcll, j. NJ. kell and
Roy :. kell. in favor OF X. /. Wait
doing business under the style and firm
name o. r. l.. Wait * Co, out OF the
lands. tenements. goods and chattels CT
the said Scott +. Ken, J. NJ hCll and
Roy = kclI. / have levied on the follow
ing described property, tO-wit: The
south half I II OF lot number two o..
IN the northwest fractional quarter
~ Of section number three 90 IN
township number sixteen (16) north.
range number three 90, west OF the
fourth C4tht. principal meridian, the
northwest quarter % , of sect ton number
three 90. also the north half tleD OF
the northwest quarter ca of the north
west quarter ca Of said section mum
sixteen 40 north. range three CD west
OF the fourth tithD principal meridian.
Also the west OHc-hat a. or the
southeast quarter 90 or section num-
Der three 90. and the southeast quar-
ter q. j. OF tho southwest quarter "a
OF said section number three 90, all IN
range number three 90. west or the
fourth (4thJ principal meridian, all in
Rock Island county, Illinois.
Therefore. according TO said comma
] shall expose for sale at public auc-
ton all. the right, title and interest Of
tin, above named Scott T.. Kell, }. NJ.
Ken aud Roy :. kcll. in and to the
above described property, at 10 o'clock
a M on Thursday. the Sth day OF jan
nary, 4. -. 1914. at the east door OF the
court house in Rock Island.
Dated at Rock Island, Ill. this 10Th
u"' - o. L. BRUNER.
sheriff Rock Island County.
Per william II. Brouzh. deputy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
AdmIni.trator.. notice.

Estate OF John Conrad. deceased.
The undersigned having been ap-
pointed administrator OF the estate OF
John Conrad. late OF the county OF Roc k
Island state OF Illinois. deceased. here
by gives notice that he Will appear be-
fore the Hon. BENJAMIN Bell, Judge of
the probate court OF ROCK Island coun-
~ At the probate court room. in the
CITY OF Rock Island. at the February
term. on the FIRST Monday in February
next. al which time all persons having
Claims against said estate are notified
and REQ ues-sd to attend for the purpose
OF having the same adjusted. All per-
sons Indebted to said estate are re-
quested 10 make immc date payment to
the undersigned.
Dated 18Th day OF December A. d.
1913 WILLIAM II. CONRAD.
Administrator.
Walker. Ingram Sweeney. attor-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
The Enqlish Penny.

The English penny has had a good
long inning. For over six centuries II
was practically the only English coin.
for while the form did not appear until
1913, the penny was introduced by
Offa, king Of Mercia, who took as n
model a coin struck by the father of
CharIemagne.
This penny of Offa's was a silver
coin, and it was followed in 1857 by
one OF gold, and it was not until the
time of George III. that copper pence
were struck, the present bronze not
coming until Victoria had been over
twenty years on the throne.-London
Chronicle.
The ability to speak wisely and wen
is a great gift, but wisely to refrain
From speaking is ofteIer the evidence
of a superior mind.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
Argus Branch Offices

Foi the accommodation OF i.s patrons
IN various parts OF the city. The Argus
has established system OF branch Of
Hres. where subscriptions ana want ad-
formation left rhat may pertain 10 aay
department. OF the ps per. news or bust
mesa II - also planned 10 have at each
Of these branch Offices every evening 8
supply OF copies Of The Argus of the
day. so that any subscriber VINO may
receive the paper. VIII be supplied free
~ charge
In snswerlnE advertisements. please
mention The Argus.J
The Argus CEAin OF branch ofticeS
Includes the following: -
J. J. Kipp's notion store 4bl5 fifth
II. Z. Rowe's pharmacy AIS Four
tetHth avenue
SchneIder's drug store. Tventy-ssv-
snrh street. Seventh avenue
CEemeycrs drug store. Eleventh ave-
que. Fifteenth street
Pauley's lunch room. 403 Fourth avs
Mrs. London's notion store. Seventh
street. Fourteenth avenue.
HeImbeck's pharmacy. SZ2 Third ave-
nue..
Ernest Eberts' grocery. S25 Eleventh
Gy~nue.
Elm street drug store. Thirtieth street
and F.fth avenue.
College pharmacy. Seventh avenue
end Thirty iRhth street
Olson grocery. Thirteenth avenue end
Thirtieth street
Steiner drug store. corner Fifth ave-
nue. ana TWenty-third street
Hasting & Pewe grocery. l1SS Tween
t--siIth street
T. z Kelley 4 Son. grocery. 1929
Ninth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
rs SunrosIrton.

a couple" said Mrs. Simpkins. "gOs
married q few days ago after court
ship which had lasted fifty years
q! suppose" replied 3Ir. SimPlsins
the poor old nan had become too fee
bic to hold out any louge- ''-Philade1
phia Ledger.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
Notice of Publication.

state OF Illinois. Rock Island Coun-
ty-ss-
In the Circuit Court January term.
ora c. Robinson VS.. Carrie IL Robin
son. Ia Chaucery.
Anidavit OF HOn-residence OF the de-
PENDANT, Carrie II. Robinson. having
been filed in the clerks Office OF the cir
cult court OF said county. notice is
therefore hereby given to- the said non
resident defendant that the complainant
Med his bill OF complaint in said cour {,
on the chanCcry side thereof, on the 18th
day os August. 1913. and that there
upOn a summons issued out OF said
court wherein said suit is now pending.
returnable on the third Monday in the
month of September next. as is by law
reduireS and that on the 2Sth day OF
Noyem 4. -. 1919. an alias summons
issued out OF said court, returnabie on
the drst Monday Of January. a. d. l9l l.
Now, unless you, the said non-resi -
dent defendant. Carrie II. Robinson,
shall personally be and appear before
said circuit court on the first day OF the
next tern thereof. TO be holden at Rock
Island. IN and for the said county, on
the frst Monday IN January. A ID. 1914
next and plead. answer or depur TO the
said complainant bill of complaint, the
same and the matters and things there
in charged and stated Will be taken as
confessed. and decree entered against
you according TO the prayer OF said bill.
GEORGE w GAMBLE, Clerk.
Rock Island. Ill. Nov. 20. 1913.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
Repair Work.

Repair work has cost me more than
the original machine" storIned the
physician.
Repair work does pay better" said
che automobile man. 'You find il so in
your business. don't you. dOc:"-Pitts-
burgh Post
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
ElatterY Recoanized.

81 want to ask your advice" said the
man who is always busy evolving new
ideas.
NO, you don't" replied the alert
business man. You want to get ne
Interested so that III ask you questions
about some proposition you want -
spring. Washington Star.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
FOR RENT.

~-~-----~-~-~-~-~-~--~---~
BEFORE going house hunting come
and see our lss o. vacant houses
We have the complete list OF the tri-
cities. and viii assist you 10 get To-
Gated without one cent OF expense.
SummerheId :. l11-1I5 East Second
street. DaEer port.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
INSURANCE K.

WE WILL BOND YOC-Executors', ad-
illustrators. guardians, trustees. or
any kind Of judicial bonds; lodges and
society officers. city, state, or L. :.
government orficiaIs: contractors, pU
sitiOns of trust: in fact. any kind Of
bond you want Except bail bonds }.
lGnC. resident managers. Fidelity &
Deposit Company of Maryland.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
ABSTRACTS OF TITLE.

ABSTRACTS OF title prepared or con-
tnued to date covering any real es-
tate In the county. Prompt and ac-
curate service ct Teasona BILE rates
Rock Island Title & Abstract COM
Taay; j. J. Ingram. president. W. j.
Sweeney, secretary; 2OO-203. second
floor. Peoples SItiona. bank build
ing. Rock Island
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

4 GOOD paying collection, real estate
and insurance business is for sale al
SlN5 ii purchased before first of year,
good reasons for selling. call room
5I6 Peoples Bank building, Moline
III.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
PERSONAL.

~~--~---~~~~------->-~-- ---->----~~-
RAGTIME plano playing; 1 can teach
YOU to play the piano in four lessons.
Ny system. Address Pianist" Colo
nial theatre. city.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
FOR nENr-MIscELLANEoUs.
BUTTONS. PLEATINGs, PENNANTS
HTC.
LODGE DIRECTORY.
nImnenk<,,

Masonic Temple. Eighteenth street and
FIN avenue
THE STATED MEErIS5 OF TRIO
u sod=e No -. - r. & \. ~. viii
WV - held on the lrst Thursday
A% OF each month special Tor
~Nwork on p e.. degree in Ionic
hall SATURDAY. Dec 20. 90 $50 = 1u-
The craft are cordially invited Ey
order 81 l. r If.usuwly. ". N,
W X. Petit. sccr'-aE.-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26

WANT ED-For L. s. army: able-bodied
unmarried men between ages OF rs
and 50. citizens of United states, OF
good character and temperate habits.
who can speak. read and write the
English language. For Information.
apply 10 recruiting officer. Second and
Brady streets. Davenport: 2ls SOUTH
Third street. Cedar Rapids: Sixth and
Main streets. Dubuque; State Bank
building. Rock Island
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
G. A. h

BIrFORD POST. ga. .. A. r.. meets
re<ularl- on the second and fourth
SATURDAY evenings or each month Gt
7.gO in Memorial hail at the court
house w Il Johnston. com unauccr.
+ II Buck adsutanG
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS.
john W0llE az Co,
coSTRAcrcRs AND

Nanuractr-eFr - sEss- Doors. Bl'nds
and Siairs- Interior h-fsh Of al kiudA
HArdEo Veneer FCurinN and deal
era In Glass al and ~ EiESteefitb
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
BICYCLES AND MOTORCYCLES.

TIRES cali Tnakes). acccssories. lamps
etc: cut prices. sS5 Flying Merkle
bicycles at Wholesale price. f25 COR
auEe and blue cuamcicd. I2J East
MD street. DaNenpoTt.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
FOR RENT-ROOMs.

FOR RENT A bay room, first class IN
every respect. including hot and cold
water laVstory in room. one block
from car. board convenient: 935 Sew
euteenth street Phone Rock Island
l-sT-x
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
wANTED-MALE HELP.

WANTED-First class paper hangers.
Apply =. J. Lee Wan Paper store.
1903 Third avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
MASSAGE


SWEDISH MOVEMENT - Miss A. Elm
arson. graduated Swedish masseuse,
gives treatment in private homes and
at Office by appointment Phone RoCk
Island 215S. once. els Seventeenth
street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26

WANTED-Girl to do Homework: no
washing. must he good cook. at 9l5
TWEEN second street. Phone Rock
Island l523-Y.
WANTED - Good girl to do general
homework: references desired; fam
lily or three: 124 Nineteenth street.
Phone Rock Island S13.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26

FOR SALE-One o. two level lots. on
paved street; nice legation. Inquire
land 2454.
with apples, p!ums and grapes bear
ing. Call and see place; 1925 Four
FOR s->LE-A first class residence in
ali modern: will sacrifice for cash =.
Address F." Argus,
FOR SALE-If you have the cash you
can buy two South Height buiIdlnS
lots a a big reduction. Phone Rock
Island 1881 or address c. l.. Smith,
1920 Thirtieth street.
FOR SALE-Nice corner lot in Glen
hurst court (BIakesley's Twelfth
street addition); sewer and water;
laid. Phone Rock Island 1897.
FOR SALE-Lots in J. C. Schuermann's
Sixth addition, from Fifth to Seventh
street and Fourteenth avenue to
do%n tes s. Der month month f fnqnire 1909
Sixth street Phone Rock Island 1896.
FOR SALE - Lots in South Heights.
south OF Aiken street. between
easy terms: s25 down. balance in Ave
years. E. w Robinson. 1864 Rich
Dond street Phone Rock Island
II65-K.
FOR SkLE-LANDS.
FOR sALE-Ny farm of 24O acres. nine
Prairie township. Inquire of James
+. Carr. route 5, Cuba, Grant county.
Wisconsin.
FOR SALE - 69-acre farm. well i'm,
proved; new eight-room house, good
wei. all buildings in good condi-
ton; located three miles southwest OF
Milan on Ridgcwood road. J. NJ.
Scarr. route .. Milan
land county farm; best of soif: near
town; improvements. fair; Will con
slider income property or stock Of
change. Address Hubbard Realty
company, 2lO Safety building, Rock
Island.
FOR sALE-MIsCELL.ANE
FOR SALE-One work horse: Mueller
Lumber company.
FOR SALE-BeagIe hound. broke. SO il
taken TINS week Inquire Clio Ninth
FOR SALE = A few nice ferrets; 4.
Hammer, ThirtN-eighth street. South
Rock Island. Phone SCI, four rings.
FOR SAI.E-Cheap for cash. two-cbair
barber shop; good location; good rea-
son Tor selling; 32I seventeenth
street
FOR SALE-a ,sIng1e covered wagon,
TuDbti urea buggy, Single harness,
also horse five years DID, at 1928
Sixth avenue
FOR SALE - Cheap. second hand 40
hurs" power Hvc-pa ssenger touring
car; good condition. Phone Rock Is
land 3SS; 100 Fourteenth street
FOR SALE-Choice native grape wine
at 81 per gallon. delivered. George
GlockhUn, Brashar street South Rock
Island. Phone Rock Island sO9-N
BARGAINS worth while 49, 1S-foOt
launch. Sl2J; Chug coil. s.; SplitdOrf
two-cyIindcr coil. 50; anchor and 100
foot cable. s.; Kerosene gas three
plate stove s.. Address e. c. care
of The Argus.
FOR SALE - At a sacrifice. complete
furnishings in 12-roOm ToOminE
house. fun of Topmcrs. which pays
SI4O monthly. in finc location; can he
leased for $50 "a month. Call 2lO
Safety building, city.
FOR SALE-New 1913 passenger,
iO-hOrsc power classy auto, cost 81,
Ts5; with Gray & Davis electric start
cr: will sell for about half price: |
thing like it for the money. CaiI
30 safety building. Phone Rock Is
land 1918.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26

81 PERFLgOUS hair and nOles on face
and arms peru .ancntly removed with
klttrcdge. Flat 1. Argyle Flats. Brady
street. Davenport Phone Davenport
size.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
FOR sALE-cIrY PROPERTY.

FOR SALE-One o. two level lots. on
paved street: nice location. Inquire
1900 Fourth street Phone Rock Is
land 2A54
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.

wANTED-Lace curtains TO !aU=der at
144s Fourteenth street Mrs. luella
Tittering-on
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
wANTpD-MALE OR FEMALE.

WANTED-Either sex: splendid income
at home during spare time: send loo
for names Of 40 reliable firms supply
ing home work. Dee Pub. Co. Desk
l73. Hodges building. Detroit. Mich.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
FOR SkLE-LANDS.
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

FOR SALE-One work horse; Mueller
Lumber company.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
FOR REST-IOUsEs.


FOR RE.S.T-T'llrce- room house a. 5gt
Tewuty --.,Dud street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26

FOR REST-Nodern furnished room
InqlLre 1890 Twenty-second street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26

FOR I:ENT-Si1 room all modern cot
tags at 1"2" Nineteenth street Phone
Rock Island hiss
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
MULTIPLICATION.

WANTED - Position by experienced
grocery clerk. best OF references
call Rock Island 2O66.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26
MISCELLANEOUS.

II YOU WANT to buy, sell, trade or
rent anything. engage help or secure
situation. the Mail and journal
wants bring results. One-halr cent
per word Is the price TO all alike. cash
IN advance: twO-cent stamps will do.
Evening Saturday Mail and Journal
Moline. L.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26

FOR SALE-BeaEle hound. broke SO il
taken this week. Inquire Clio Ninth
avenue Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26

FOR SALE-Two-story house; good lot.
with apples, p!ums and grapes bear
ing. Call and see place; 1925 Four
teenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-26

FOR SALE - A few nice ferrets; \.
Hammer. ThirtN-eighth street south
Rock Island. Phone SCI, four rings.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-05-28
FEARS HAVE VANISHED.

However the politicians may feel
about it. the business world appears
to have recovered from the tariff scare.
Commenting on this phase of the sub
ject, Henry Clews in his Financial Re-
view says:
LAS a matter of fact, the Industries
likely to be injured by the tariff are
not important compared with the total
product of the country; and the effect
of tariff legislation has undoubtedly
been overestimated. 1t is now thor
oughly understood that the extreme
features of the bill. or those which were
really injurious, will be moderated so
that the harm from tariff revision will
be reduced to a minimum.
In the textile trades values of both
cotton and wooden goods have been
gradually declining for some time past,
having in fact practically adjusted
themselves to the new tariff level. In
the iron and steel business, while our
mills are still active in tie filling of
old orders. new business is of slightly
diminished volume, and in some cases
prices have receded. The steel indus
try, however. is not likely to be ma
terially affected by the new schedules,
and such recession as has taken place
must be attributed chiefly to reaction
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-05-28
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Probably Europeans never will I'M
derstand America. 1t is reported that
government activity against big bust
mes is viewed with wonder and amaze
ment by England and Germany. The
trouble with those countries is that
their people have not been educated
along the lines of how not to do 1t.
If they could come over here and
witness the effects of trust busting as
applied to Standard Oil and the to-
bacco trust and note the increased
dividends and enhanced value of their
shares they would not take the matter
so seriously.
Mr.. Hepburn, who has just returned
from abroad, speaking regarding
European investment in American Sc
curities says: The attitude over there
may be thus summarized: AS to your
railroads, your principal roads are be-
ing prosecuted by the government or
threatened by the government. Your
industries, those that are large enough
and sufficiently potential to attract in
vestors, are in the same condition,
with actual or pending government
prosecution for alleged violations of
the law. Why should we put money
in them? Why should we invest in
American rails or industrials? Europe
cannot conceive that your governm emit
will fail in enforcing it's construction
of the law
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-05-28
GLOBE SIGHTS
BY THE ArCH1soN GLOBE

II you insist on being somebody you will
be hard to head Off
If, the other fellow can't understand
your system SO much the better
1t is too bad Short jerks doesn't work
as hard as he gesticulates.
After the first baby arrives, a woman is
apt to Neglect Her Music a good deal.
Some one should induce the town COW
to join the back to the farm movement.
How soon brides thoughts and con-
versation turn from Him to the price OF
bacon!
A good many people are afraid to handle
dynamite, or more bombs would be
thrown.
Any man who is rich enough to play
polo should be more careful of his general
health.
correcting mistakes, and you may not
make SO many.
Link Preston says he is glad he isn't en-
gagged in the manufacture of underskirts
this year. ,ssrr'--------.- a.
A good many young men who step into
their fathers shoes find the heels run
over considerably.
Having recently spent week in ArlSan-
SaS, Mrs. Short jerks has dropped all OF
the rs -.-- -
Somehow diamond ring from Father
doesn't have quite the same look as the
other kind.
enjoy fishing until he outgrows his eager
ness to catch fish.
Job was noted for his patience, which
gives rise to the assumption that he mar
ried early in life.
Old Mother Hubbard, no doubt, would
have scored the same result had she gone
to the refrigerator.
There are so many other lies that the
campaign variety isn't greatly missed
when taking it's biennial vacation.
If a certain Atchison woman is ever
caught out in the rain her complexion will
show that fashionable Bulgarian effect.
A man judges a newspaper by the eff
ficiency of its sport page while a good
many women are anxious to be shocked
by the latest divorce news.
Although there is frequently a flaw IN
the will, and mankind is quarrelsome,
good many lawyers have been driven into
the insurance business.
Indians are gradually learning some
thing, and must regret that their an
cestors didn't go into the real estate busi-
ness instead Of becoming pioneers in the
human hair trade
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-05-28

Bulgarians played that they were brig
ands; but it is commonly believed that
they took that method of repIenishing
their party purse in the struggle then
going on with the Turks. At any rate,
$4,000 was scraped together in this
country for Miss Stones release, and
Senator O'Gorman of New York pro-
poses to have this sum paid back by
the United States His bill for this
purpose has been favorably reported
by the senate foreign relations COM
nittee. and may be brought up at any
time. 1t is such a little one Of
course; but If the habit is begun there
will be a host of others just like it to
come later. We are strong on follow
ing presidents in this country especial
~ when they mean a treasury raid.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-05-28

across a stubbly field. The reins lay
loose on his neck.
When the horse caught sight OF
the wrecked car by the wall he snort
ed and jumped sidewise, and the
bishop, quite unprepared for any such
move, landed heavily in the dust OF
the roadway.
1t was only when the bishop had
arisen and was busting himself that
he was aware of the voice on the
other side of the wall. He stepped
thither and gasped.
81 hope you're not hurt, sir" said a
young man prone on the ground, who
held the hand of a white faced young
woman beside him.
I'm not said the bishop, catching
sight of the wrecked Bleriot in the
tree tops. But your"
Were very happy, but neither of
US can stand" said the young woman.
Have you prayer book with you %
inquired the young man.
''Bless me, yes" said the bishop.
After that rather unique ceremony
talked a moment with the driver,
pressed a coin into his hand and then,
with his help, bundled in the two
young people on the other side of the
wall.
Once they were started homeward
the bishop made a wry face.
Blessed If that brute didn't give
me a wrenched back when he threw
me-" said he. ''And I haven't any
thing to make me forget my aches
and pains like you two.'-(Copyright
1913, by the Mcclure Newspaper Syn
dicate.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-05-28
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
IFrom the Chicago News.1

From the chicago NeWS.I
A man with lofty aims may be a poor
shot.
It's wise moonshdner that knows when
to keep still.
There is always something to keep up
the excitement.
All men are born equal to any amount
of foolshness
Many a cultivated voice fails to yield a
profitable crop.
There are but few shade trees in the
average mans field of labor.
When two women have different views
they consider each other peculiar.
When the girl yawns it's the young
mans cue to get into the home stretch.
You would probably be surprised If you
knew how much good has come out of
your mistakes.
There's beautiful statue in every block
of marble, but only an expert sculptor can
make it come out.
And many a woman has married a man
to reform him-because she discovered
him before the fool killer found her.
An Ohio man boasts of having UNI
brella that has been in his possession for
more than twenty years. That's long
enough; he ought to return it.