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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06
4 VANISHING

Golfers Weekly: Profound and
far-reaching effects are sure to follow
one phenomenon whose imminence
has generally been overlooked. Con-
gress, within the past few weeks. got
around to passing a hill restricting inn
migration just at the time when imnli-
grafton, in the quantities in which we
ave been accustomed to it. is about
to cease. There arc several reasons
for this: Most Of the nations Of western
Europe. from which we have the hulk
of our immigration in the past, have
ceased to be overlooking countries. We
nc longer receive Immigrants in any
quantity from England. Ireland. Swe-
den. Norway. Denmark. France. or
Spain. Germany is still "A nation in
which the birth rate exceeds the ca
pacity of the country to absorb the
surplus populations; but Germany
Keeps a directing hand on its emil
grants and no longer sends them to
the United States-they go to German
colonies in Africa or to points in South
America where their racia. silidarity
is maintained. italy. from which We
have received more immigrants than
from any other country during the
past few years, is just about to cease
to he available as Il supply for new
population for the United States. This
IS for two reasons: The emigration
that has already taken place from
Italy has so reduced its labor supply
that wages for labor in the United
States and Italy now approach parity,
considering the difference in the cost
of living. in the second place. Italy's
recent aggrandizements in Africa have
opened up territory into which the ma
tional spirit will want to direct, for
colonization, whatever emigrants are
available. The Slav remains; but there
are good reasons why We shall receive
fewer Immigrants from southeastern
Europe in the future. The cessation
of Turkish rule in a large territory
has opened up for development what
is the equivalent. of a new country.
And there will happen in Macedonia
and the other territory recently aban-
doned by Turkey just what happened
in Bulgaria. Rounania, and Servia
after the cessation of Turkish rule. In
these countries the last thirty years
have been like the last thirty years
on our own Pacific Slope, a period
OF growth and development. with new
towns. new cities, new railroads, and
a very large absorption of population.
Finally, in the event that Russia
should happen to get an acceptable
and reasonably democratic govern
ment. there will open UP right at the
doorsteps of what sources of immi-
grafton We have left a country much
nearer. much nor virgin. and, for
many reasons. much more tempting
to these emigrants. The period Of
great immigration to the United States
is over. There will continue to be,
for ON time at least, a fluid labor
supply which finds it easy, in the pres
ent era of fast ships, to go back and
forth according as business in this
ountr is active or depressed. APP
parentlS, Ellis Island will continue to
he busy; but substantially a pictur-
esque and important epoch in Ameri-
can history has passed forever.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06
GREY HAIR RESTORED
TO YOUTHFUL COLOR
Why Haye Grey or Faded
Hair That Makes You
Look Old

Why lose your good looks that youth.
ful. natural colored hair always helps
you to keep? There 10 absolutely no
need for It. A few applications Of
Hays Hair Health will restore your
grey hairs to their natural color and
beauty, almost Immediately and It will
look even more beautiful than ever
your money back II It doesn't. Get q
bottle today-proye It to your own sat.
isfaction.
Always ask for Hays Hair Health.
Don't take chances with any others.
Free: Sign this adv. and take It to the
following druggists and get a Soc. bot
tie Of Hays Hair Health and . CSC.
cake Of Harina Soap, for &c.,: or 800
bottle of Hays Hair Health and two
2Sc. cakes Of Harfua Soap Free, for 81.
Trepanier Pharmacy. Non Drug Store.
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cred without the inconvenience and
expense of a special legislative invests
THE REAL THING PREFERRED.

Some I claims that he has in
vented what he calls a gustograph.
which is described AS an instrument
by NEAR of which records arc made
somewhat after the nlanner Of the
monograph or the photograph, Of fla
vors rather than sights and sounds.
and that when these records r APP
piled to the organs Of taste, the indi-
vidual experiences all the sensations
which he would experience if he were
actually I o partake of the foods whose
tlavors arc thus reproduced. We have
no use for an instrument of that char.
acter. The result would be as unsatis-
factory as was the experience Of the
darkey with the opposum. He had
captured a fine animal. and in his little
cabin had prepared for himself a feast.
The 'possum was done. and old Sambo
set it smoking on his little table. and
seated himself to enjoy it. Fie sat TAX
ing in the rich beauties Of it's crisp ex-
terror and inhaling the delightful odor
that arose from the smoking pan. and,
the night being warm. he dropped
asleep. a rascally youn %gneishbor.
passing. looked in. INC what he saw
was too great a temptation to be re-
sisted. He stole softly in and de-
vourcd the 'possunl. Then carefully
and silently he smeared Sambo's plate
with grease and fragments, likewise
the knife and fork, scattered bones
about the table, and as a fina. touch.
anointed the old fellows fingers and
lips. Sambo awoke after a time. shook
himself. and prepared for an on
slaught on the food that vas not there.
\ look Of establishment came into his
face as he viewed the remains. saw
his smeared fingers. and tasted the
favor of the gravy on his lips. Feeling
himself carefully in the neighhorhood
of the equator he shook his head sor-
rowful!y in and said. Dat possum
looked fine. but he sholy done me de
least good Of anything 1 evan et."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06
Dinner Stories

Miss Arabella-Don't you think I
look dreadfully pale, doctor?
The Doctor-Yes, indeed, o do,
mademoiselle.
do?"
Wipe some of the powder off your
face"
The typewriter il being used for the
kings private correspondence Tor n
first time at Balmoral. The queen.
however. has her letters to her friends
sent out in tho handwriting of her
private secretary or writes Them her.
self, for Queen Mary considers that
disrespect ts shown to friends by
those who act as thought they did not
care to give the time needed to COM
municate with them in their own
hand. Queen Mary's writing. by h
way. is both beautiful and legible.
Bismarck was no favorite with
women, least of all clever women.
who dared to think for themselves
and imagine that they could fathom
questions of state. He was never tired
of snubbing strong.minded ladies. put
ting them down and stamping on
them.
n Gay ne palQ y NlSIL 10 Suo 1Suo.
sian embassy at Berlin, where he be-
haved as usual, houting even the mis-
tress of the house, the Countess
schouvalofi herself. He took his
leave at length. to the relief Of every
body. n presently the family mas
tiff was heard barking at the great
man as he passed through the court
yard. Immediately the countess ran
to the open window. and Bismarck
heard her voice, saying to him in q
tone Of general entreaty:
"Oh. please. NJ. le chancellor. don't
bite my dog!"
''There is no money in flying ma
chimes. That Is why We don't make
good one here"
The speaker was CORTLAND Field
Bishop, the aviation and automobile
expert OF New York. He continued:
Being a commercial nation, we
can't compete successfully with
France till flying gets on . paying
basis. The basis 1t Is on now IL illus
trated in a little story I've Just
heard.
GLOW is that monoplane Of yours
doing? Any money In 1t? n De-
troiter asked another.
"'Any money in 1t? I should say
so!' was the reply. All mine. all my
wife's. half my fathers and three.
fOurths Of my mother. Jaws"
UH.HUH!
"A bore" sAya thu immortal Apis
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06

A considerable part of the space in
the Congressional Record, which re.
ports all the debates in congress-. is
devoted to the recording of discus
sions of the details of the v
ment Of the city Of Washington. Wash
ington is governed by congress. In
of creating g commission for
that purpose, and endowing it with
ample powers. and holding it RESPONSE
BILE for the work done, congress han.
dies the business right on the floor of
the two houses. and insignificant mat.
tiers which, in an ordinary city, would
be disposed Of quickly by a commit
tee or subcommittee, are threshed
out on the floor of the house or sen.
ate, while the real business of the ma.
ton waits. A more clumsy plan Of
administration could scarcely be de.
vised. Possibly the failure of the 20.
lice department to control the crowd.
at the suffrage parade the other day
is a result Of this system Of admins.
tration. Anyway this system Is a bad
n and should be changed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06
PRoH1BrrIoNIsrs WIN VICTOR,
Missouri Senate Passes County Loca
Option Bill.

missouri Senate Passes County Local
Jefferson city, No. March g.
Prohibition forces in the legislature
won a victory today when the senate
passed h county unit local option
bill by a vote Of 20 to IL. An amend
ment which sought to make all cities
Of more than 1000 population vote
separate from their counties. was de-
featcd when President Protein Wilson
clause on the bill was defeated. 90
that II enacted it will not go into ef.
feet until ninety days after the legis-
lature adtourns.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06

thrash us. But he won't" carelessly.
He never means what he says. Did
You want the flowers: They amt
nurt;' She generously blew out a
small flame that was making poor
eadwa on the green stalks.
Gle. Il didn't know you sold the
them over"
He looked at her sharply. II Just
occurred to him that she hadn't been
teaching for a veal or two. Marion.
pefore n died, had mentioned that
Linda had been s%upp:anted by a
younger teacher.
Don't punish the children" she
said earnestly. They didn't know"
He looked at her absently, only half
hearing her words. 1t was the first
time in years that her eyes had met
his squarely or that he had seen her
at close range. Betty. at the side,
Now we don't have to wait till
uncle goes away to sneak owe for
cookies, will we? Have you got n
Linda" said Elliot, did you ever
Was there ever a time 1 didn't"
cookies: Can o some. over to sur.
Yes" said both.
SWEETEST JOYS.
Sweet is the smile of home, the mu.
tual look.
When hearts are of each other sure;
sweet all the joys that crowd the
household nook,
The haunt of all affections pure
New York. it is reported, has loaned
Mexico 1 5000, 900. Perhaps the in
tention is eventually to annex it as a
Tammany ward.
Abdul Hamid, in a published article.
opposes divorce. Considering the
number Of wives he has. who can
blame him:
The first suffragist party platform
will undoubtedly contain a plank de.
claring for good roads.
And neither in Mexico does there
seem any opportunity for Andrew
Carnegie to pension enough e~x-presi.
dents to make it worth while.
The pronunciation of Huerta's
name may not be of any consequence
a few days from now. Nevertheless,
1t is "Wearta." Make the first syllable
rhyme With bear not with DEAR"
Mrs. Pankhurst likens the women.
revolution" in England to the Mexi.
can revolution. Perhaps she intends
to challenge Lloyd George and order
dead walls and firing squads for two.
For a number of days past, Adrian
ople has apparently been as quiet as
Armageddon.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06
ADJUSTMENTS
Dances in 1.-THE Balkan Princess"

Dances in 1.-THE Balkan Princess"
. Patrons of the theater who go to see
musical comedy. do so not only to
hear the dialogue, the singing Of the
principals. but to enjoy as we'll the
singing and dancing Of the chorus. Az
steal comedies which are annually
sent over the road work much the
same. That is. they chime in the cho-
ruses Of the numbers which the prin-
cipals have sung and at stated periods
through the performance do ensemble
dances. No matter what the plot may
be, where the scenes are laid, there
Is generally a sameness about the aver
age chorus that one sees.
When those in charge Of the task
were busy producing THE Balkan
Princess" which comes t o the Metro
politan on Tuesday they realized this
fact concerning choruses distinctly
and decided that 1t was about time
for an innovation of some kind. OF
course the chorus girls have to be cos
TUNED correctly and fittingly carry out
musical show. yet 1t was in costuming
alone that the innovation was work.
ed.
Particular attention was paid to the
dancing.
Getting right down to the situation
1t was realized from the first that just
any sort Of a chorus girl attached to
a comedy figure and pretty face would
not do. Hence there was a long line of
applicants who had to be examined be-
fore the right chorus was found at
last. While beauty of face and form
and singing voice as we'll were de-
manded. he way the girls twinkled
their toe settled their cases for them.
After they had thoroughly rehearsed
their dances and could. go through the
various evolutions easily. rapidly and
in perfect time, it Was realized that
The Balkan Princess" had one of the
best dancing choruses that have yer
been placed on any stage.
The semi-wild dances Of that Sec
ton Of the country, or countries which
are centers of war now, are most pc
culiar: these quantity CARRIED people
dance with their feet. their bodies.
arms-even the eyes and nod: Of the
head play important parts in the dance
national Of the Balkanese. And to
get correct effects. several Balkanese
girls are being used in the chorus and
by watching them, their American
sisters have become apt initators.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06
. -
, Happiness is Contagious.

Happiness is Contagious. =
. . . . . = .
There's something about being happy
That makes others happy, too;
And others being happy
So this is the secret l. tell you.
'Tis a secret that all. should know
Just try to be happy-"regardless."
And then you'll in truth be SO.
l know it's oft hard to. seem happy,
When you're feeling down" and.
blue"
But just making others happy
Brings happiness back to you.
&c. NJ. French.
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gram. lis anybody who persists in
talking to o about himself when you
wish to talk to him about yourself.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06

An illustration of the confusion
which often exists V e matters OF
competition is afforded in the FIRE.
quently expressed opinions concerning
competition in telephone service. We
like competition in most things. II
one railroad is good " are consid-
cred better. Two merchants compel.
ing with each other are quite apt to
give the public better service thar
one who has things all his own way.
And. figuring on the same basis, it i,
often argued hat two or more tele.
phone companies are better than one,
Without going into the question OF
how a single company may be So reg.
ulated as to give the service without
competition which competition may
be expected to stimulate it may be
pointed put that the telephone bust
ness is one which, under ideal condi.
tons. would be a monopoly. If a man
wants to go to Chicago. and there are
two roads which he may use, he can
take his choice. and because he is free
to choose. both roads will seek his
trade. 1t makes no difference to him
how many or how few people trave.
on the same train or the same road
with him. He can be as we'll accom-.
modated if he is the only person on
his train. But no person uses a tele.
phone alone. The instrument is val.
liable to him in proportion to the mum.
Der of other people Who are in com.
m%unication with the same line. Hence
the more telephone companies there
are the more will the service be
divided among different groups of PEG.
pie, and the worse off is the customer
unless an arrangement is made where.
by n company will or can be made
to deliver the messages Of the other
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-06

UH.HUH!
"A bore" says the immortal Cpl.
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Il hev come to tell yez. Mrs. Malone
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Mrs. Pankhurst likens the "women's
revolution" in England to the Mexi-
can revolution. Perhaps she intends
to challenge Lloyd George and order
dead walls and firing squads for two.
For a number If dovs naa+ Adr,on-
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-02-16
GOMEZ PR0CLA|MS
HE'S PRESIDENT
OF MEXICO
MAN UNDER BONDS IN TEXAS
CROSSES THE BORDER AND
MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT.

Eel Paso, Texas, Feb. 15.-Emilio Vas
quez, Gomez, recently released
on bond at San Antonio,
Texas, crossed the border at
Columbus. N. NJ, today and proclaimed
himself president of Mexico.
1t is reported that Gomez was met
below the line by a band of rebels, led
by Colonel David de la Fuente, Gem
eral Salazar's chief of staff, who has
always been a Vasquista, as the fol-
lowers Of Emilio Vasquez Gomez were
called.
Emilio vasques Gomez and his
brother DR.. Francisco Vasquez Gomez.
played prominent parts in the Madero
revolution. Emilio was. a member of
the De la Barra provisional cabinet.
During Orozco's occupancy of Juarez
| in the Orozco revolt, Emilio came to
Juarez t6 become provisional presi-
dent, but was put in Jail by Orozco
The estrangement Of the two rebel
| leaders never has been explained
Later Gomez was released and came
to the United States, where he was
arrested on charges Of neutrality vio-
lation. Recently he was released or
| bond at San Antonio and his where
abouts have since been unknown unit
today.
! In kilograms sent here today, Senol
Gomez said he would appoint his cabi,
net at once. declaring himself pro
visional president of Mexico by virtue
of the plan of San Luis Potosi which
was reformed at Tacubaya and Ayutla
The Tacubaya amendment to the orig
inal program of Francisco /. Ma
dero, Jr, proclaimed Gomez presiden
and was accepted at the time by tn
rebel generals, Orozco and Zapata.
The Vasquistas assert that this stan,
of the rebels for Gomez has not beel
altered since, and that now they will
rally to his call. The. difficulty wit
} Orozco, it is pointed out, will not mat
ter now as Orozco has disappeared.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-02-16
STRIKE IS NEEDED
TO EMbARRASS
WILSON
EASTERN FrREMEN'S HEAD DE-
CLARES THE ROADS WILL
GET WHAT THEY WANT.

New York, Feb. 15.-"The railroads
barrass Woodrow Wilson and for other
reasons, and | am afraid they are go
ing to get it, w. S. Carter, president
Of the brotherhood of Firemen and
Enginemen said tonight.
Mr.. Carter made this statement in
a talk to the newspaper reporters at
the close of long conference with
his associates, who, with the president
of the organization, have been ham
ding the firemen's side of the dis
pute with the eastern railroads over
demands for higher pay and revised
working conditions.
Notwithstanding Mr.. Carter's state-
ment the lack of any further propo-
sition from the railroads and indica-
tions that issuance of a strike order
already prepared by the firemen' $
leaders might be imminent, assurance
was given by the head of the firemen' s
| organization that no action would be
taken tonight, or so long as the fed
eral mediators were aaon the scene.
Not Immsdiate.
This meant postbSlement of any
definite break in the negotiations for
at least SO hours.
| Judge Martin A. Knapp of the
United States commerce court, one OF
two federal officials engaged in trying
to patch up a peace between the roads
has gone to Washington to remair
until Monday, but q. w. Hanger, acting
United States labor commissioner, re-
/ mained to act as intermediary be
/ tween the firemen's committee and tn,
railroad conference committee mem
| bers.
/ Mr.. Hanger did not share Presiden
/ Carter's apparent pessmism. He die
not consider the situation hopeless, h
| indicated. and said the mediators ar
now trying to evolve process Of ar
bitration acceptable to both sides. II
expected no developments until Judg
Knapp has returned,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-02-16

"On behalf of the Thirteenth legis-
lature I want to thank the Missoula
Chamber of Commerce for the Red
Apple banquet. Ten years ago l came
here a travel worn pilgrim in search
of home. I found here a prosperous
community and contented people but
chance led me northward in my
wanderings. Today | returned for the
first time. / don't know how much
Missoula has prospered in other ways,
but during those 10 years her hos
ptality and her business have more
than doubled"
What words could better tell of the
success of the sixth annual Red Apple
banquet than this expression of ap-
probation from the members of the
Legislature delivered through Repre-
sentative Charles II, Conner of Lincoln
county at the close of the festivities
last evening.
The friendship of a hundred leaders
from all parts of the Treasure state.
won by hospitable treatment free from
the fearful taint of political favor
seeking-is not that reward enough for
the city's endeavor: is not that suffi-
cient sign of the success of Missoula's $
effort? The members of the thirteenth
Legislative assembly go back re-
! freshed to their labors this morning.
! Each of them carries with him the
memory of happy, friendly gather
ing; each of them will remember Mis-
soula as a city glad to entertain the
men who mould the destinies of the
commonwealth without asking poiti-
cal favor in return. Money cannot
measure the value of that friendship;
cold type cannot express its warmth.
Judged on this basis-and he who
would judge otherwise has not alb
sorbed any of the spirit that actuatcs
the feast-the Red Apple banquet was
a thorough success. Every hour of
the busy day was marked by happy,
care free kind feeling. From that
moment when the Red Apple special
pulled up before the waiting throng
of Missoula citizens, until the last
| speech had been made and the last
song had been sung last night, moth
| ing was said or done to mar the
| pleasure OF the day. 1t was an occa-
sion of good fellowship. Missoula ar
! rayed herself in best bib and tucker
| and set out to win the hearts of her
guests. Her citizens forgot petty diff
[ ferences and political squabbes and
bent their efforts to making the ac-
quantance of the city's guests and to