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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-09-30
Delta OmicrOns Entertain.

The Delta Omicron fraternity on
Rosemary Lane entertained the mem
bers of the Chi Omega sorority with
an informal dance Saturday night in
its new Chapter house on Rosemary
Lane. About twenty couples attended.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-09-30
Classified Want Ads
Missourian Want Ads cost but one
half a cent word day. They
get results. Phone 55.

Well-lighted, furnished rooms IN a
modern house, with or without board.
Girls or married people preferred.
- South Sixth. Phone 74S green. tt
FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished
rooms, one front and one back room.
Phone 1923. 1O7 Price avenue. tic.
For Rent:-To young men, large
room on second floor. Well lighted
and heated. Single beds. 605 South
Fourth. Phone 4O2 Black. (25, d4D
FOR RENT Three furnished
rooms, right across from the Care
teria 5O1 6 Sixth. (d3c)
Six beautiful residence lots at auction
Thursday, October 9 at 2 p. m. in the
fastest developing and best residence
part of Columbia just east of the
White Campus and the 100000 Bio
logy Building, on College, Rosemary
and Keiser streets. w. S. Pratt.
(2S,11tc)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-09-30

Underwood typewriters for sale ana
rent at the Missouri Store Phone aoe
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-09-30
Daughter for Mr.. and Mrs. Leggett.

Cards have been received in Colum-
bia announcing the birth of daughter,
Dorothy. to Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond
F. Leggett of Kansas City, September
20.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
HUSBAND
TIRED OF SEEING
Her SUFFER.
Procured Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound,
which made His Wife
a Well Woman.

liiddletown, Pal had headaches,
Lachache and such awful bearing down
pains that l could not be on my feet at
times and l had organic inflammation SO
badly that l was not able to do my work.
could not get good meal for my hus-
band and one child. My neighbors said
they thought my suffering was terrible.
My husband got tired of seeing mo
suffer and one night went to the drug
store and got me bottle of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
told me l must take it. / can't tell you
all suffered and can't tell you all that
your medicine has done for me. was
greatly benefited from the first and it
has made me we'll woman. can do
all my homework and even helped some
Of my friends as we'll. ! think it is q
wonderful help TO all suffering women.
l have got several to take it after see
ing what it has done for me. - Mrs.
EMMA EsrENsHADE. 21s East Main St.,
Middletown, Pa.
The Pinkham record is proud andhon-
orable one. 1t is record of constant
victory over the obstinate ills of woman
ills that deal out despair. 1t is an cs-
tablished fact that Lydia z. Pinkham' 3
Vegetable Compound has restored
health to thousands of such suffering
women. Why don't you try it if you
need such a medicine?
II you want special advice write to
Lydia Il. Pinkham Medicine Go. (c0nfl.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by
woman aud held In strict confidence.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
~ FOLEY'S o.
HONEY AND TAP
81 COMPOUNDS Az
STOPS COUGHS . CURES COLDSl
Contain. No opiate. I. Safe For Children
VOICED ALL THEIR THOUGHTS
Office Boy the Only One Of the Crowd
of "Mourners" Who Was Truth
full in His Speech.

The treasurer of the bank was dead.
Word had just been received over the
telephone. 1t was shortly after bust
ness hours, and as il by common CON
sent. all of the employees gathered
together in little group
II feel as though ! had lost broth
en- said the assistant treasurer.
II shall never get over it," added
the cashier.
II, makes ne sick. whispered the
paying teller
1T is very, very TERRIBLE murmurea
the receiving teller,
II shall think about it all night
remarked the bookkeepcr.
ITS awful awful" said the clerks
There was Il moments silence, then
the GRAND boy spoke
u wonder who'll get the job" he
chirpel
Everybody gave an involuntary
start. The GRAND boy had been a
mind reader Puck.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
HANDS CRACKED AND BLEED

St Clair, Monty trouble began
about fifteen years ago 1t Was what
some claimed eczema The form the
disease worked under was a breaking
out with watery blisters on my hands
which would then dry and scale, and
then would follow the trouble OF
cracking and bleeding. also itching
and hurting. My hands We're disfig-
ured at the time and sore. The troll-
Bile was very annoying and disturbed
my sleep. This last February it was
ever so much worse tlian before.
did not do all my work on account OF
the condition of my hands. | could
not put them in water without max
ing them worse. tried lot OF home
remedies, also salves and liniments
that claimed to be cure for the
trouble, but did not obtain Il cure.
At last saw the advertisement for
Cuttcura Soap and Ointment sent
for sample. thought they would
cure, SO sent for a fif'y-cent box OF
Cuticura Ointmcn, and some Cuti-
cua Soap. A doctor advised me to
keep ahead with the Cuticura Soap
and Ointment and they cured me com
pletely. No trace OF the trouble re-
mains" (signed) Mrs. Mary Taylor,
Mar 30, 1912
cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free. with 20 p. Skin Book Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. l., Boston"
Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
GOOD NATuRED AGAIN
Good Humor Returns With Change to
Proper Food.

For many years was a constant
sufferer from indigestion and nervous
ness, amounting almost to prostra
ton" writes Montana man.
My blood was impoverished, the
vision was blurred and weak. with
moving spots before my eyes. This was
a steady daily condition. | grew i'll
tempered. and eventually got SO nerv-
Gus could not keep my books post
ed. nor handle accounts satisfactorily.
"a aealit' describe my sufferings.
Nothing ! ate agreed with me, till
one day | happened to notice Grape
Nuts in grocery store, and bought
"a package out of curiosity to know
what it was.
II liked the food from the very
first. eating il with cream, and now
buy it by the case and use it daily.
soon found that Grape-Nuts food was
supplying brain and nerve force as
nothing in the drug line ever had
done or could do.
1T wasn't long before was re-
stored to health, comfort and happi-
ness:
Through the use OF Grape-Nuts food
my digestion has been restored, my
nerves are steady once more, my eye
sight is good again, my mental faculties
are clear and acute, and have become
SO good-natured that my friends are
truly astonished at the change. feel
younger and better than have for 20
years. No amount of money would
induce me to surrender what have
gained through the use of Grape-Nuts
food Name given by Postum Co..
Battle Creek, Mich. There's rea-
son" Read the little book, THE Road
to Wellville," in pkgs.
Ever scnd the above Ictterf A new
arc genuine. true, and la ~ buman
Interest. Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
When the Sun viii Die.

1t may be said unaualfiedly that
the sun, like every other thing CON
nected with the present order. will
finally cease to be what it is today
The time will most surely come when
the sua will have ceased to throw off
light and heat. Long before that hap
pens, however. the earth and other
planets will have become dead
worlds, like the moon no life of any
sort upon them. 1t has been calcu-
lated that the sun will cease to throw
out its heat somewhere about seven
million years from now.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
In the Day Of the Millionaire.

a brilliant New York lawyer said
at dinner at the Lotus club apropos
OF certain trust magnates:
THANKS to watered stock and wa
tered stock is criminal abroad these
"nM are indeed rich beyond the
dreams of ayarice
II the watering OF stock is allowed
To keep on we'll hear our billionaires
'aiisilg like this some day:
@'llullo' There goes Jones in his
500 horsepower car DO you know
him?"
'1'o know him. DO / know
'onea Why. man alive Jones and
we're struggling young millionaires to-
sether.' New York Times
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Queen Victoria Detested Tobacco.

Queen Victoria Detested Tobacco.
The number of smoking Il oms now
distributed over Windsor castle
would considerably astonish Queen
Victoria. could she but see them Her
late majesty could never bring herself
to do more than tolerate the weed in
amy form, and the smoking room was
always rclegatcd TO a very distant
part of her various residences Nor
were the guests permitted to solacc
themselves with Il quiet smoke in
their own apartments as OH their ar.
rival they were specially warned not
To do so.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
WORE ATLANTIC
LINERS REQUIRED
CONGESTION ON EXISTING STEAM.
SHIPS ON ACCOUNT OF CANA.
DIAN IMMIGRATION.

IL is reported that eight new Trans
Atlantic liners are under construction
for the exclusive use OF the Canadian
Trade. These are being built by the
White STAR Canadian Pacific and
Cunard Companies.
The liners to be built for the White
Star are to be of the same type as the
Laurentic and Majestic, and will re-
place the Canada and Teutonic. The
Canard Line's~new steamer, Ascania.
has already completed successfully
her maiden voyage from England to
Montreal, and her sister ship will be
launched early next year.
1t is predicted that the Canadian
Northern will not be slow in following
the example of the other big concerns,
rs it is matter of common belief that
Canada, more than any other in the
world, will be the country of the f,,-
tHre. and the best field for investment
by shipping interests.
An official of one Of the companies
already building steamers for this
trade told the American yesterday
fhat the ideal steamer for this service
IS the two-cabin boat, having accom-
.lation for second-class and steer
passengers only.
CD NOT expect that the $4,000
eabn dc luxe class will travel be-
tween Canada and England very ex-
tcnsively.'' he said, but the business
that is to be obtained there will be
immensely lucrative, and for the next
ten years the eyes of the shipping
world will be riveted on Canada. The
Panama Canal, undoubtedly will re-
ceive a lot of attention, but the bust
ness in that route will be nothing com
pared with the Canadian trade for the
immediate future. Panama will de
velop and become bigger in the years
to come, but at the present we are
most concerned with the tremendous
tide of immigration that is being di
verified from the United States to the
Dominion.
The farm land of the vast North
West is the attraction, and while this
flood of immigration is at it's height
the Canadian Government exercises a
strict censorship over the class of inn
migrants admitted In this way they
are drawing their future citizens from
the Northern countries and have
shown an unwelcome face to the peo-
Pile of Southern Europe. Advertise
ment.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
WHY INCUBATOR CHICKS DIE
Had None 10 spare.

There was a miners picnic at Butte
one Sunday. One of the features was
a tug-of-war between team of Irish
miners and Il team of Slovaks.
The Sloyaks We're winning and the
Irshmen dropped the rope and began
TO fight. 1t was a good fight. One
brawny Irishman had an opponent
down and was pounding him at his
leisure when friend came along.
Gimme IA belt at him" said the
friend.
"Gwan" replied the other; go and
get one for yourself.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Some Method.

Don't you think. dear, began MI
Comfy, that our next door neighbors,
the Scrubs, are putting on a great
deal too much style, considering the
fact that they never know from day to
day where the next meal is coming
from9'
Nell" replied Mrs Comfy, you
see, the more style they put on the
more likely they are to be invited out
to dinner
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
MOT Unlikely

Well, my boy said the visitor to
Bobby, 4 suppose some day you ex-
pee, to step into your fathers shoes
oh. suppose So said Bobby,
gloomi]y. Il been wearin' out every
Chin else he wears since mother learn.
ed how TO cut 'em down for ne. -
Harper's Weekly
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Mo. Indeed.

Ladies arc beginning TO smoke Gig
arettcs, aren't they"
No indeed"
"But ] am sure saw woman
smoking one yesterday"
"i'ut YOU said ladies'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Nolle Pressed.

Rastus had caught sambo red-hana
ed
Abs gwine hab 20 arrested foh
stealth NAH chickens, yo' Sambo
Washin'ton dats Jess what ah'm
gwine to do said Rastus.
Go ahead. niggah.n retorted Sambo
60 ahead and hab me arrested AIM
mex yc' prove whar yo' got dem chick
ems yo'self. llarper's Weekly.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
LADIES Can WEAR SHOES

ono size snltllor aficr nsing Allen's FooI,
Ease. the Antis.ptic powd.r 10 be shaken in
The shoes. II makes tight new shoes
fc. easy. Gives rest an, comfort Refuse
substitutes For FREE trial package. adj
Or, Allen S. oimsted. lie Roy. y. i. ADV.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Not Informed.

What do You think OF the war;
What war?'
The war in Tripeli.
Il really can't say. haven't seer
amy of the films.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Constipation causes and seriously agra
Yates many diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured
by DIR. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated
granulcs. Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Thouaht Of 1t.

For thing that springs mostly
from badly digested INSTRUMENTATION,
public sentiment is amazingly often
right Puck
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums. reduces intamma.
tion,aliays paincures wind 60 c 25c u bottle. Adv
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Plants Need Nourishment.

A German investigator has discov.
cred that plants resist cold best when
they are given special nourishment to
keep them warm. For Instance, to
feed a plant sugar stimulates its pow
or of resisting low temperature, much
as like food acts upon animals, though
in less marked degree,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

1t isn't half as far from virtue /,
vice as ii is from vice to virtue.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Sometimes young lawyer makes
good because he has wife who lays
Gown the law to him
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Some Measure of Love Important.
1t is best to love wisely no doubt,
but TO love foolishly is better than
not to be able to love at all. Thack-
cray
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Weekly.

and uncomfortable silence. Harpers
Weekly
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
CrustY.

Your hair is falling OUT said the
barber
Yes" replied the crusty customer
You see my skull is so hard that it
can't fall in"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

corrects Constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills ATE tonic to the stomach. liver and
nerges They inveorate instead ct weaken;
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing IT, they enable the stomach to &c. all
the nourishment from food thai is put into
il, Price IS cents All Druggists
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
He is Still SINGLE.

You are the first girl have ever
loved.
And you'd be the last man I'd
= yer love
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Some people are a. unpopular as /,
last years popular song. i, .s,3fi
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Write for book saving young chicks. Send us
names Of Z friends that use incubators and get
book free. Raisall Remedy Co.. Blackwell, Okla.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Prospective Customer.

Small Girl-T Teacher, did you say
the Lord makes babies, too
Sunday School Teacher-Yes, in
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Pay condiments if you will, bu
pay Your bills first.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Usually When a Girl meets a man
she likes on the street by accident i,
isn't an accident at alt
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

II you would strike man favorablt
never hit him in the vicinity of the
pocketbook
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Small Girl About how much does
he charge for one. cause want
baby brother awful bad.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Every man thinks he knows lot
about women until he marries one.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
Awful Blow.

Yes, said slithers, Mickey was
my dearest friend, and shall never
cease To mourn his death. 1t was a
terrible blow from which shall never
recover.
My I thought you married his
widow. said Jcpson.
Why er ahem'-why, yes, did.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Many a great man has exclusive
of the fact.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
LOYAL to Her 1eacher

Sunday School Teacher Yes, chill
dren, the Lord made everybody.
Small Girl--Did he make you
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
VERY LIKELY.

llazNl Some FOLKS doni Enow
what's good for them in Tins world.
Henry Yes, but they're better oft
tive price 10 set IT,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
CONSTIPATION

MunVon s l'aW-l aw
Fills are unlike all 9TH
er laxatives or cathar-
tics. They coax the
liver into activity by
gentle methods. they
do not sconr; they do
not sripe; they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secrctions
oil the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27
The American What's your fathers

business?
The Observation-Disclosures
aw-no business.
The American-Then what's his
graft.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

PILES CURED IN 6 no II DAYS
Your tugrist will refund money III PAIO ONT
NLNf iaiis ~ cure amy of Itching Blind,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-02-27

Teacher Yes; he made me, too
Small Girl-And he's got nothin to
be ashamed of, either
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-03-27
Notice of School Trustees
Meeting Next Saturday

| want to have another trust
ees' meeting on next Saturday,
March 10Th for the purpose of
arranging our plans for the next
years work, fixing a time for
schools to begin &C. We will
have the meeting in the court
house in the afternoon. There
are several things should like
to talk to you about. / have the
census blanks and they are so
different to what they have been
that they will need some expla-
nation. | can give you this ex-
PLANTATION, Too. they are so large
that it will be a little difficult to
mail them them to you on that
day with a word explanation
that will be sufficient.
From all reports and from my
observation, the schools have
made greater progress this
year than has ever been known
in one single year in the history
of the county. | attribute this
to the cooperative efforts of all
concerned, and the trustee is
one of the cooperative factors of
this co-opertion. This day may
seem to some Ikea day lost from
their farm work and other pur-
suits, and a day of expense in
town, but it will show, in the
development of educational ac-
tivities, among our children in
the near future.
A complete understanding of
each other, and the perfect or
ganization of the members of
any business firm makes great
strength. There is no greater
business interest in any country
than the educati on and develop
ment of it's childhood.
Come here on the above men,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-03-27
Dies of Burns

Calvert City, KY, March 49,
The six-year-old daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Miller, died
this morning after being horribly
burned Monday afternoon. Her
dress was caught from a burning
trash pile and before aid could ar
rive she was burned to crisp
The funeral was held this after
noon.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-03-27
CORROBORATION
OF Interest TO Marion Readers.

For months Marion citizens have
seen in these columns enthusiastic
praise of Doan's Kidney Pills by Ma
rion residents. Would these prominent
people recommend a remedy that had
not proven reliable? Would they con-
firm their statements after years had
elapsed if personal experience had not
shown the remedy to be worthy of en-
dorsement? The following, statement
should carry conviction to the mind of
every Marion reader.
j. E. Glass, farmer, Marion, KY,
says: 'The statement l made in 1908,
regarding the attack of kidney trouble
that / had at that time and was per-
manentIy cured by Doan's Kidney
Pills, was correct. l recommend them
to all sufferers of kidney trouble.
They surely do all that is claimed of
them. / have recommended Doan's
Kidney Pills to many other people and
they have also been cured of severe
cases of kidney and bladder trouble:"
For sale by all dealers. Price fifty
cents Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the Doan's-a and
take no other. m2O27
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-03-27
Eclipse Of Moon Visible in Marion.

The first eclipse of the year
occurred Saturday morning when
there was a total eclipse of the
moon, partially visible in the
United States, the moon setting
with the eclipse on. 1t was
plainly visible in Marion and
early risers had the pleasure of
witnessing the phenomena. The
next recurrence OF this eclipse
will be April 2, 1881, when 1t
will be total again.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-03-27
Hotel Burns.

Rockport, Ind, March "a
Rockport's leading hotel, the
Verands, was destroyed by fire
about 2 o'clock Monday morning
entailing a total loss of about
$685. 600.
Bud Frank, hotel bartender
was the only one of 20 guests
to lose his life. Subject to
heart disease, Frank dropped
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-03-27
Card of Thanks.

We take this method of ex-
pressing our sincere thanks and
gratitude toeveryone who assist
ed in every way in the sickness
and death of our death mother,
Mrs. Carolina Belt. Every one
has our kindest regards.
Her Children.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-03-27
Public Sale.

l will on Monday, April 18th,
at the Courthouse door in Ma
rion, KY, offer for sale to the
highest bidder for cash in hand,
my house and lot located in
northeast Marion. nice cottage
house and out buildings and or
chard. The size of lot 81 by 124.
m27 3tp ALICE E. HARRIS.