New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-05-15

and the English. and it is still accumuatng. This
embodens us. Thanks to Peace. we feel at liberty
e. submit our latest. which is entitled
AIRY.
ATTY is 'Oolean AIRY il tough
AIRY is a criminal. AIRY il rough
Arr the hobbies knows the blokc 'Arry's in jc
AIRY, . don't worry though; ATTY is mile
scotland Yard inspectors comes an 'orribly nspecs i'm
wo, O that? p event lydy, 'Arry's protects
him.
Though dead these hundred years and more old
Hector II. John Crevecpur is the man Of the hour.
a. his Letters Of an American Farmer teach
mankind how to cope with the fly. Employ hornets.
In my new parlor." wrote CrevccGur. II have a
curious republic OF industrious hornets. They are
fierce and yndictive. but kindness and hospitality
have made them harmless and useful They live on
The flies They are constantly busy catching them.
even on the eycds Of my children By their as
sistance / am little troubled with flies"
Lovely, Lots better than sticky ny paper.
Though insidious the habit Of sitting hornets can
he cured.
While reading that glorious interview with Mr.
Norman Hapgood a great light Why are
our cities misgo,erned? Because so many Of our
eople come from Europe where cities are governed
ideally.
Drop tear for Lady Of the SHOWS She
,rurned Reciprocity which had been the brightest
tail feather in Taft's diadem. Now she confronts
Wilson in consequence and new Tariff that means
dearer living for the Canadians. Tough luck
though she has escaped anneNing our murders and
divorces and proved her loyalty to that tactful letter
writer Mr.. Rudyard Kipng. II she needs further
consolation. We suggest that she peruse his joVial
lines:
"Iye taken my fun where ! found II;
And now must pay Tor my fun.
The MOSQUITO is again with us-biting some ii Is
true but perfunctory and without gusto. No lick
ing Of chops 40 smacking Of lips No gobbling
Later on. Of course. he will make it mp to rs. Yet
how sad this reminder that after all We are only an
acquired taste
Wonderful things are happening. \ farmer in the
Cream Ridge district Julletta. Idaho. has Per-
cheron colt with five legs; another. near Fremont.
ohio has an apple tree that never blossoms. but
hears fruit in abundance Notwithstanding: and an
old ia shioned sickle stuck into sapling. at Indiana
Penn. seventy years ago 10y angry farmer who
was chastising his two sons in hay field has been
fouud mbedded in the heart Of a large recently
cut down
Cheer up brethren, We have had prolonged
"a
last upon us not without recognition from the
Higher Journalism.
They say that an optimist is a man who Will make
lemonade Of the lemons that handed him, but IT
develops that the Lady OF the Period can even beat
that.
In a frenzy of mirth a cartoonist designed her a
hat and published the design in his Foolish Fash
ions" Presto the Lady Of the Period rushed 10 her
miIuer. demanded that hat and no other, ana
donned II with pride. OF all the 1913 models this
has enjoyed quite the widest success.
or take the case Of that hilarious wag who wrote
Nellie the Beautiful Cloak Model" With many an
inward snort he caused his villain TO pitch Nellie
from the Brooklyn Bridge. fling her under freight
elevator kick her overheard in midocean and tie her
10 the tracks in front of train. and then
say to her in blank bewderment: why do YOU fear
me Nellie" But Nellie. the Beautiful Cloak
Model" has been good for six thousand gallons Of
tears twice a day ever since.
Like the cartoonst, the author feels that he has a
n to answer for. Jokers, well as others, should
remember what Meancthon said To Napoleon
Never raise the devil till you're sure YOU can lay
him" H. H. H.