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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
BY Mutual Consent.

Mother (anxiously)-I am told that
your husband plays cards every night
at the club-plays for money, too.
Married Daughter-That's all right.
He gives me all his winnings
Mother-What? Do you
Married Daughter-And he always
plays with Mr. Nextdoor.
Mother-What difference can that
make?
Married Daughter-Mrs. Nextdoor
makes her husband give her his win
nings, too. and then she gives the
money to me and hand her what my
husband wins from hers, and SO We
both have about twice as much money
as we could get out Of them other
wise.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22

The proprietor Of certain restau-
rant had leased the reverse side Of
his bill of fare to a carriage manu-
facturer, who prints advertisements
thereon. The other day customer
in great hurry ran into the restau-
rant, sat at the table, was handed q
bill wrong side up by the waiter.
The customer on his pince-nez,
curled his moustache with q left
hand, and shouted In a voice OF thun-
der:
Bring me a fineted fly, landau on
toast, two victorias devilled, and q
fried dog-carti Got any wheelbarrow
stew9'
The poor waiter fed.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
THEIR POINTS OF VIEW
BY SARAH E. HIPP.

She was about nineteen and she
wore canoe-shaped hat with one red
rose dangling rakishly off the back OF
the brim. Her cheeks were as pink as
a baby's The headgear of her male
companion had little bow at the
rear. His trousers had cuffs at the
ankles and he had not shaved often
enough to have acquired the whitish-
i gray complexion of a grown up man.
The two fell into the chairs at the lit
tie table in the confectionery store
and ordered chocolate sodas with the
exuberance of youth.
Goodness" said she, following
with her eyes a middle aged couple
who had entered and taken a table in
corner. Shouldn't you think when
people were as old as that they would
have got over caring for soda water
and ice cream?"
Il should say So" agreed the young
man. His expression was distinctly
plying as he watched the newcomers.
The man was getting portly and,
while the woman's hair was arranged
in the latest mode, it was sprinkled
with gray and she had a decided ma
tronly look. One could be certain that
she had tucked all the children In bed
before she and dad started for their
evening stroll.
Wouldn't you hate to be as old as
that?" said the young man. What do
you suppose people find to enjoy in
life at that age?"
Goodness knows!" said the pretty
girl. They can't go to dances any
more or have any sort of funl l
should think it would be perfectly aw-
full! l read about woman once who
was famous beauty and when she
found her first gray hair she died Of a
broken heart l know just how she
felt!''
You'll never get gray" comforted
the young man. Not If you live to be
100. But I should think people like
those over there would envy young
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22


folks like US when they saw them
getting so much enjoyment out OF
life! Why, they aren't even talking
to each other only now and then!
They're just bored with existence.
don't wonder!"
Il should think" said the pretty
girl as she daintily poised her spoon
and watched the persons under discus.
sion, that they'd feel kind of silly
coming in here and ordering anything
SO juvenile as sodasl 1t seems funny
somehow! You never think Of old
people liking such things!"
We'll never be as old as that" said
the young man meditatively. 1--WE
won't let ourselves get SO old. l can't
imagine you getting old, anyway
You'll always be just as slim and girl
ish as you are now"
"And think Of you as fat as that
mani" she trilled with laughter. 81
suppose they have grown 80 aDathetic
that they don't care! Poor things!"
Meanwhile the middle aged man In
the corner was saying to his wife:
That's pretty girl over there with
the funny shaped hat"
"Yes." agreed his wife. IT may get
one like 1t for Milly. How callow the
boy with her looks! Somehow 1t al
ways makes me want to cry when l
see two inexperienced young things
such as they are!" /.
Il know" said her husband under
standingly. They are so beautifully
sure of themselves and their knowl-
edge of the world! When you think of
all they've got to go through"
And all the disillusionment and
heartaches," said his wife. And it
takes so many years to get to the
point where you can begin to under
stand and really enjoy life! l sup
pose they fancy they're having good
time!"
Silly childrenl" smiled her hus-
band. They're only playing with
tops and dolls yeti I'll bet they
haven't exchanged one sensible re-
mark since they sat down therei"
She's got an engagement ripg!"
said his wife suddenly. Think of in
fants like that marrying! Why, it's
terriblel"
You were only eighteen when you
married me-" her husband reminded
her.
That was different" said his wife,
quickly. I'VE had more sense than
those two! They are so terribly mex
perienced! Life must be so empty for
them, reallyl"
But they think they're having a
good time" said the man as they rose.
"They don't know you have to be as
old as we are before you're really
happy! Poor Chicago
Daily News.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22

Will AAI6FullnADl0
yarns a bout
things that hap
pened and people
he knew 80 or so
years ago?"
Maybe not. 1
don't know what
smoke that ev-
9 r y b 0 dy as
breathing, nd
asked in a remi-
niscent tone:
Does old Colo
mel Trippitt ever
bore you fellows
-
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22

j n0IG Was d
scraping of feet
as the bystanders
got hurriedly out
of the way. The
table went over
with a crash. Pic
ard lodged a wild
swing Black Hen
ri made at him
and both men
went to the floor.
deadly enemies,
and at least one
fought to kill. A
half moment of
fierce struggling,
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
Short Of Berries.

Il can't understand how some things
get their Names" declared the grumpy
boarder.
For instance2"
Take this strawberry shortcake.
If they had called it shortberry straw
cake I could have seen the point"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
thinks She Can sino.

What Dick can see in the girl he
is to marry l can't understand"
Love is blind, you know"
well. love will have to be deaf
and dumb, too, If he gets along with
her"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
Follow ptreot.ora

It is better to follow closely the d.
rections that accompany each incu-
bator.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
AT THE TRAILS END
BY WALTER SCOTT.

you cheat" The accusation burst
like a bullet from Picard's hot lips.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
SAME OLD INHABITANT
BY J. A. TIFFANY.

Young Langley blew series of
rings into the general volume of
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
Plain Definition.

did you mean to impugn my verac-
Ity?"
NO; I meant to say you were
liar"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
Burlington and Bristol Steamboat
and Ferry Company
Schedule In effect $40 a. M, June q, 1918.
Subject to change

Daily, except Saturdays and Sundays
LEAVE BRISTOL FOR BURLINGTON.
$40. 500. 1900 $1,000 1000, Ills, a. m. 1920,
$780, 80, $780, *4.3O. $3.50, $40, TO, p. m.
SATURDAYS
GAO 500. $780, 1000, 1000, ll.15, a m. $3.50,
$780, 1870. $500, $40, $40, $780, 64O $40, 74O
p. m.
$50 1900 1000, *l0.4O, 15 a. m. 1920, *lS0
30. ssOo $40. sa20, 800. $40. s62O 700, 74O
$50. p. m.
LEAVE BURLINGTON FOR BRISTOL.
$50, $780, $780, 1920 HOO, l1.SO. a. m. #l.OO,
900, 1900, 400. 800. $50, $50, 7.SO, p. m.
SATURDAYS
$50. $3.50, K9 30 1920, ll.00, $780, a. m. Il 90
$780, s2.4O, 1922 400. $40, 1920, $50, $50, $50,
p. m.
$50, 50 80 1920 HOO, ll.so, a. m. 800, zoo,
s24O sS.20, 500. $40, 1920 $780, 640 100, 500.
$40. p. M
See notes for extra trips ON Saturdays and
Sundays during July and August
EXTRA TRIPS. During the months OF July
and August on Saturdays the boat Will leave
Bristol at 1890 p. M, and Will leave Burning
ton at 040p. m.
NoTEs-READ CAREFULLY
ON the Fourth of July after 1890 p. M. trip
the schedule will be the same as sunday
Trips marked with a star ~ Will stop al
burlington Island Park, and when there are
Ave or more passengers for the Park the boat
Will stop on other trips. Passengers who de-
sire to leave Burlington Island Park Will
please notify the wharf tender who VIII raise
the signal flag for the boat to stop nom
Bristol.
No trips guaranteed in foggy weather.
WILLIAM K DORON
Secretary Treasurer and General Manager
Call independent Telephone, Burlington, N.
H. via Keystone, Nos. l6p-D or lO4-D br1srSl,
and 257-D Burlington.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22
Mails arrive and ready for distribution:

Collections at els and $50 q. M, and $50
p. M.
Deliveries at a. M, and 2 p. NJ.
Rural carriers leave office daily except
Sunday and holidays.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1913-07-22

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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
Auburn in Fine Shape for Tigers
No Injuries From Florida Game

Of It's developing into as good line
as Auburn has ever had.
Louisill's ankle Is still giving him
trouble, but IL IL well enough to al
low him to work every day The
pony baclheld, Newell. Harris. Ar
mold and Sparlman. that started in
against Florida gave a first class ex-
hibition Of football. They had drive
and speed, as well as tackled hard
the few times that Florida had the
ball. Christopher and BideH also
showed up we'll
PrendeIgast has a lame wrist that
handiCapS him a good deal Just now,
but Kearley and Taylor viii start
scrimmaging to-day. II these two
make good in the backheld. they viii
be valuable additions as both have
the weight that is lacking among the
other candidates The backfleld that
started against Florida did not av-
erage but little over $50 pounds, but
with these men in the line-u the av-
erage would he raised considerably.
Taylor also will he an immense addi-
ton TO the secondary defense. lie IS
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
Hap Meyers Refuses
To Join Rochester

NEW YORK. oct. 1s.--'Hap" My
ers. released tho other day by the
Boston Nationals to Rochester, was
here yesterday, declaring that he had
been shabbily treated by George Stall
llngs. Myers believes without much
reason that he was let oyt by Stall
lings because he had been active in
the affairs OF the Baseball Players
Fraternity.
Il will not report TO Rochester next
spring says Myers. Il will remain
on the coast and quit the game, /
played good ball this year and was
led to believe right up to the last mo-
ment that would be kept. Now I've
been canned to Rochester and there
is no chance to get back In the big
show until drafting time comes
around next September. Me for the
Golden Gate"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
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We have IN our possession a pre-
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Vigor weakened manhood. failing
memory and lame back, brought on
by excuses. unnatural drains, or the
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envelope. to any man who Will write
us for It
This prescription comes from a
physician who has made - special
study OF men, and we are convinced
II is the acting combination
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We think We owe IL TO our fellow
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
"Greae Team Ever" Is Last One TO Win Worlds Series
SO THEY'RE ALL TAKING CRACKS ATPOP ANSON

the series, the refund OF the ticket
sales for the unplayed game was
made necessary.
Gamblers and bettors of the sure
thing" variety figured 1t out this way,
before the game:
mo baseball club is going to refund
$40,000-not on your lifel There will
be game in Philadelphia tomorrow.
That being the case New York will
win day Alb so lute-ly!"
So the gamblers and bettors OF the
sure-thing variety went out to hook
all the come-ors they could get a line
on. Glory be! they got a line on
quite a number.
And now the honesty OF baseball
is boring its way into certain set of
skulls so crooked that If a knitting
needle were driven into one of them
1t would come out a cork screw.
That is a sure-thing bet-basebaIl
is honest.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16

things about Pop" Arson. It might
be better to spare a thought as to
what will be said OF the guy who, In
the year 1888, arises to remark that
In his estimation the champs of that
year are far inferior to the Athletics
of 1918.
Maybe one of these same very
bright young critics VIII be that very
guy.
Who knows?
DID you know that the management
- OF the Athletics is handing back
to its patrons approximately $4,000
for the privilege of cinching the
worlds championship by winning the
fifth game OF the series in New York ,
Tickets were sold on a three game
basis in each city. Three games were
played in New York Only two were
played in Philadelphia. BY trimming
the Giants in the fifth game, settling
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
By O. B. Keller.

~ UTE a NUMBER OF DaSsDdll
writer's are getting all worked
up over an alleged statement
by Adrian c. (alias -Pop') Arson to
the effect that he believed the old
Chicago White Stockings OF 25 years
ago we're a much superior team to
the Athletics OF to-day, and could
easily have trimmed them in series
OF any length.
The baseball writer's are saying
things about the Grand Old Man
which they intend to be funny. They
say he ought to turn over; that he
has come 20 life; that he is in his
dotage, or anecdotage, or something
equally awful.
Some OF them even talk mean about
Pop" ands make sneering remarks
about a team that was winning cham
pionships while they-the writer's
were biting rubber rings and squawk-
Ing with the collie
They ought TO pinch themselves,
CTTTI4, the grist is coming slow, now
~ that the big series is over. And
the hungry Typewriter must have
food
But IT need not be a peevish diet.
DROFESSED admirers OF the slug
ging Baker, Collins & Co. ought
to share that admiration with the old
man. who, in ehis youth and middle
age, pounded out his 800 and better
for fifteen years against the best OF
he AaI1 II
close-range box and the cream OF the
curve-baM pitchers of q later era.
Arson did that, and he did IL with
out any cork IN the ball to carry his
mediocre swings against the fence
He prodded the old dead pellet into
flights that still are talked OF in cold
feet and yards, which are just the
same length now as they were then
And II would cause q lot OF old
timers the keenest 10Y 10 see MessrS
Baker, Collins ct al. step up to the
pan these days and front Amos Rusie
and the pitchers of his time, shooting
at them only ~ feet away.
It may be recalled that the re-
nowned Athletics do not punish Mr..
| w. Johnson with undue severity,
/ pitching at so feet
And Rusie was quite soft for Arson.
! MAYBE old Pop" Anson did DO a
/ A'A bit OF press-ag enting by way of
| the statement in question. They all
| do IL these days. Maybe old Pop"
/ Arson was kidding himself a bit or
/ maybe he was kidding some young
! squirt OF a baseball expert.
/ In one way baseball is the exact
/ opposite OF most other things. which
! look good when they're far away
Just now we can't see anything but
| Barry. and Baker, and Collins, ana
| Schang-and Connie Mack.
But It may possibly be recalled
| that last year Joe Wood. and Hugh
| Redient. and Heinie Wagner. and Iris
! Speaker were much in the public eve
/ and the Red Sox were the great
est team on earth" and sure TO win
next year" And all that
They had won a pennant. That's
/ all
| Every team that wins a pennant
/ and worlds Series Is the greatest
/ team in the world
Just then
/ 60 it isn't to hand out valiant wal
- Tops at an "Old Mans Dream" of
/ the past. even n he did make a state
| ment that has no mode OF proof
Instead q saying brightly sarcastic
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16

By Francis Oumet.
TITH quite variety shots
w be played
w The cleek be the slice the pull the driver
this wooden clubs
with the ball bit
fight of club After hitting
that the
tendency
with results
This midirOn enec
shot wOh club is the haron wrist shot When played correctly
fairly ball to
the when the wind is dead the player
The much talked of shot is with
This flies terrific ball
naturally
to see the
peng which at a
England and Alex
Campbell Of the
socaled push shot Both play It with wonderful
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
Moose Mccormick to
Be Playing Manager

CHATTANOOGA. TENN. Oct Is
Moose" Mccormick has no intention OF
consigning himself to bench duty next
summer. or to a pinch hitting role.
The new manager Of the Chattanooga
club viii play regularly in right neld
and has promised that he viii appear IN
more than 100 games,
Unless all signs fail the 1914 outneld
Of the local club will consist of Manager
Mccormick. Bert King and Jack John
son The other Johnson" will be sold
to some club out on the Pacific coast,
doubtless in the Northwestern League.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
Joe Tinker to Lead
Reds Next Season

CINCINNATI. Oct. 16.-Joe Tinker
Reds. This assurance came from
Garry Hermann this morning when
he declared that he and the former
Cub Ehortstop would meet in this city
Sunday TO discuss the plans for next
season II is understood that Tinker
will sign his 1914 contract Monday.
Slight restrictions win be put in
Thinkers personal leeway, for Herr
mann significantly said to-day:
Tinker will have charge of the club
on the neld, but will have to confer
with me on all deals"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
By Mike Donohue.
Coach Auburn Football Tssm.

a UBURN. ALA, oct 16.--The
"A Auburn team came through the
Florida game In good shape
The cripples are getting along very
well, and in about another week Au-
burn will have it's fun strength on the
gridiron. The playing in the Florida
game was an Improvement over the
Mercer game, especially in the line
with Lockwood and Thigpen setting
the pace, the line Charged harder and
carried It's charges through much bet
ter Outside OF the first few minutes,
when there was considerable misun-
derstsnding, there was a good deal of
concerted charging and blocking by
the linemen that showed possibilities
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
Francis Ouimet
TELLS OF THE EFFECTIVE
SHOTS USED BY GOLFERS
By Francis Ouimet.

Written for The the golf champion Of TN
United States.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
Harry Lewis Still in
Critical Condition

PHILADELPHIA. Oct. 16.-Harry
Lewis, the middleweight pugilist. is
still in a serious condition at the hos
pital where he was taken Monday night
after his fight with Joe" Borreu, Of
this city Physicians said to-day that
prospects for his recovery are not very
favorab Bile
Lewis was so badly beaten IN the bout
that the referee stopped II in the fifth
round. Borrell and Ave others connected
with the fight were arrested yesterday
and held in bail for a further hearing
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16

hard to fool. and his height weight
and speed make him formidable
against any kind of attack.
on the whole, If the team keeps up
it's present development and no I'll
luck occurs in the way OF injuries
Auburn ought to be represented in
November by n team fully as good, II
not better, than that Of last year.
This week new plays are being
practiCed that will be used against
the Clemson Tigers. 1t would seem
from the games played so far that the
Tigers are not as strong as they ex
pected to be. They are always fight
ers, however, and will fight especially
hard on their own grounds. So If
Auburn expects anything easy they
are apt to be very much surprised.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
By Tad

Copyright. 49,. International News
Service
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16

60 it isn't to hand out valiant wal
- Tops at an "Old Mans Dream" of
the past. even n he did make a state
ment that has no mode OF proof.
Instead q saying brightly sarcastic
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
LIGHT DRILL FoR TIGERS.

PRINCETON. n. J., Oct 16.-Satis-
ned that the Tiger eleven is in prime
condition for its battle Saturday with
Syracuse, the Princeton coaches to-day
leased up in their orders and the
Tigers were sent through only a light
scrimmage practice.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-16
LEACH CROSS HAND o. K.

NEW YORK, Oct. 16.-sam WaIlach
announces that Leach Cross hand is
once more in extraordinary shape. "
and LeaChie is keeping in trim. Samuel
expects that Leachis will be lightweight
champion after his meeting with Willie
Richie at the Garden on October 81.
The evening world., 1913-03-03
The Quickest, Simplest
Cough Cure
Easily and Cheapty Made 81
Home. saves You 81.

This recipe makes pint OF cough
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Mix one pint Of granulated sugar with
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mem branes. Pinex is the most valuable
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ments. Other preparations will mo-
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A guaranty Of absolute satisfaction!
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