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The Bourbon news., 1913-09-09
Found Doctor Didn't Need Him.

Wedding cut ups In Clay Center have
q new form of diversion. The Times
tells about it: Recently Clay Center
young man was going to be married.
The day Of the affair, in the morning a
friend pretending to be DR.. Olsen, tele-
phoned him, telling him that under the
new law a man had to undergo a phys
ical examination by the city health
oficer before he could get married.
He took it all in. In solemn earnest,
and went to Or. Olsen's once for the
examination, Olsen being city health
officer Reaching the ONCE he told
the doctor he was ready for the exam
ination. What examination? asked
Olsen. The examination you told me
1 would have to undergo. I am the
young man who is to be married.
Some one has been playing joke on
you, my friend was the Doctors an.
swer and the young man has about
come to that conclusion himself Still
he thinks he will get even some day"
kansas City Star.
The Bourbon news., 1913-09-09
BY ANNA LEVY.

I'm in a, big hurry today" declared
the girl as she settled back In the
dentists chair. "It's now ten o'clock,
and l simply must leave here by IL!
You'll hurry, won't you?"
Cali right" said the dentist. 1--WE
can get lot done by II. Let's see,
it was this back tooth we were work
ing on. Has it been bothering you
this week?" He paused, the small mir
ror held near her mouth.
"Oh, just a minute!" The girl
squirmed sideways and settled herself
again. "Yes, it's been bothering me
lot. I've hardly been able to eat
thing. can just feel that the sharp
little wire thing you've got there is go
ing right into the very nerve. Why
don't you know just where the nerve
is, and try to keep as far from it as
possible?" She pressed her lips tight
together and frowned at the offending
instrument.
1--WE won't hurt it. 1t isn't the nerve
its just sensitive dentine that both
ers you. But we'll fix that up with a
little of this stuff" He put down the
instruments and reached for bottle.
"Oh, it burns like everything!" The
girl sat bolt upright, pushing his hand
away, and reached for the water glass.
"Now, if you go and wash it all away
l can't promise a sure cure, you
know" demonstrated the dentist.
"Well, l don't know that being
| burned to death is preferable to sensi-
| tive dentine, anyway" replied the girl,
calmly drinking the the water before
| once more settling comfortably back
| in the chair Nov, you'd better hur-
ry, it's a quarter after already" she
said, accusingly, glancing at the clock.
| open your mouth wide" He
reached for the probe again.
ooh! Oh! l knew it-you always
do it," The girl sat up to brush away
a tear with the corner of the towel
and accidentally dropped the towel on
the floor. mo, you can't touch it for a
minute. Wait until it stops aching,
can't your" She clung frantically to
the clean towel he handed her, and
| glared at him.
"Oh, why on earth do we have teeth,
anyway? They're always full of holes,
and it's a choice between toothache
and a dentists numbering hands-and
/ don't know which / prefer!"
'PIl tell you," said the dentist, ban
teringly. "I'll give you gas and We'll
pull them all out in fifty, and then
you can have nice white false ones
and never any more troubled"
well, go on!" She sat back re
signedly.
"T've simply got to keep that II
o'clock engagement! Oh, for PHYS
sake, are you going to drill again
/ Why, you drilled my very head off last
The Bourbon news., 1913-09-09

"Why Do We Have Teeth7"
week, and you said you'd be able to fill
the tooth this time! That isn't fair!
Why can't you be honest? You know
/ hate that driller-it makes my blood
run cold, and / dream of it every
night, and you promised you'd do all
you could by hand!
ooh! Oh! You drilled into the
very place you put that probe!
Couldn't you see the hole and keep
out of it? Oh, it aches sol" She sat
up and held the towel to her cheek
disconsolately.
do you know" she began again,
every dentist I've ever had 1 simply
hate! l can't help it-they were all
so brutal, so inhuman! They don't
care at all what they do to one, just
so they get through. You'd think
they'd be gentle-they see so much
suffering; but they just grow cal
loused! How do dentists keep their
own teeth all right? I'll bet there's
something one can use to prevent de-
cay, but dentists conceal it from the
public"
Come on, now," said the dentist. /
won't hurt you. I'll be just as gentle
as possible" He was waiting. His
instruments poised.
"Oh, / wish you'd hurry and finish
my whole mouth, SO I'd be through.
hate the sight of this building-and
the smell of disinfectants sends cold
chill over mel"
"All right. Open your mouth and I'll
see how much I can finish" He began
again to drill, carefully-slowly.
Suddenly she sat up, pushing away
his hands. ''Oh, there it's II O'Clock
And nothing accomplished" She
scrambled out of the chair 81 told
you l was in hurry, and you haven't
done one thing!" She glared at him
as she pinned on her Chicago
Daily News.
The Bourbon news., 1913-09-09
REMARKABLE CURE
OF DYsENTERY

81 was attacked with dysentery
about July Is, and used the doctors
medicine and other remedies with no
relief, only getting worse all the time.
I was unable to do anything and my
weight dropped from 145 to 125
pounds. I suffered for about two
months when I was advised to use
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy. / used two bottles
Of 1t and it gave me permanent relief,
writes B. w. Hill, of Snow Hill, N. G.
For sale by all dealers.
(AuguSt)
The Bourbon news., 1913-09-09
CAUGHT A BAD COLD.

Last winter my son caught a very
bad cold and the way he coughed was
something dreadful" writes Mrs. Sa-
rah E. Duncan, of Upton, Iowa. 1--WE
thought sure hewas going into con
sumption. We bought just one bottle
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and
that one bottle stopped his cough and
cured his cold completely" For sale
by all dealers.
(Sept)
The Bourbon news., 1913-09-09
COSTLY TREATMENT.

T was troubled with constipation
aad indigestion and spent hundreds
ef dollars for medicine and treat
nent," writes c. II. Hines, Of Whitlow,
Ark. 'T went to st. Louis hospital,
also to a hospital In New Orleans. but
no cure was effected. On returning
home began using Chamberlain
Tablets, and worked right along. ]
uged them for some time and am now
II right" Sold by all dealers.
(August)
The Bourbon news., 1913-09-09
NOTICE.

All persons knowing themselves in.
debted to the estate of ]. H. Linville
deceased, will please come and settle
same at once; also those having claims
against said estate will please present
them, properly proven as prescribed
by law, to undersigned
w. v. HUFFMAN,
Administrator J. H. Linville.
The Bourbon news., 1913-09-09

The people who are quick to take
offense have no difficulty in finding
plentiful supply.-Nathan Levy.
The Bourbon news., 1913-09-09

Let us figure with you on
on your next work.
Our facilities are the best, having
Just installed two of the latest i'm
proved Chandler & Price Job
Presses come around and see them
work.
Our type is new and modern
faces.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
RIO GRANDE TURNS
down DEMAND FOR.
8 CENT INCREASE.

The demand of an increase of ap-
proXimately 3 cents an hour by all
the shop trades on the Rio Grande
system has been turned down by the
officials now in conference in Den
yer with representatives from all
along the lines. The rejection was
due in a great measure TO the sug-
gestion of J. f. Enright, superintend-
ent OF motive power. The conference
has been held all week, and so far
all strike talk has been discouraged
by the delegates.
1t is said that an appeal will be
taken to General Manager +. l..
Brown as a final resort; and. If the
appeal fails, the delegates may be
forced to advise a strike. The in
crease of 3 cents an hour would mean
a tremendous outlay for the railroad.
In this city alone it would mean
difference of more than $4,000 in
the payroll per month, or $4,000
year.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
GAVIN SUGGESTS
MAKING TRAMPS
WORK ROADS
Says |. w. w. Labor
Would Help Build
Midland Trail.

President Austin Gavin of the Lin
coin Highway association, who is also
Midland Trail commissioner for
this district, has suggested n novel
and effective method of working the
state road this summer. He points
out that a large number of hUboes
are travelling through the country
now, and that If the county commits
sioners and sherifIs of the various
counties would cooperate they might
arrest these ''undesirables," put them
to work on the road until their max
imum fines were worked out and
sent along.
Mr.. Gavin even suggests that this
be worked as an endless chain from
Mesa county to the eastern slope, so
that . hobo travelling in this direc-
ton would have labored practically
tie entire distance over the state,
much to his own disgust and the i'm
provement of the highway.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
To Biz Park.

a party of 10 local people made
the trip to the head of the Otto trail
yesterday on horseback. They thor
Oughly enjoyed themselves and all
agree that the road will eventually be
one of the scenic wonders of the
state. John Otto piloted the party
and explained much of his recent
work On the road
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Rivcr Hirh. Snys Monrc.

Frank Moore returned to his
Bridgeport ranch this morning after
a business visit in the city. covering
several days, and stated before leav-
ing that he received a phone message
from the ranch yesterday, stating
that the Gunnison river is higher at
that place than it has ever been seen
before so early in the year.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
MOTORCYCL|STS
KILLED IN RACE
Sentinel Spccinl Service.

Sentinel Special Service.
Denver, April 21.-Lincoln Silver,
aged 2i, was instantly killed in the
presence of 10000 Mortified speCta-
tors at the Tuileries Sunday after
noon in motorcycle race. He was
attempting to gain an advantage over
the other six riders and shot his nat
chine over the danger line. His body
was terribly maIgled. The races have
been called off by the sheriff.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Terry to the Cnnst.

Paul Terry of Fruita came up
from the lower valley Saturday, pur-
chased a ticket for California and
left Sunday morning for the Pacific
coast He will spend the summer get
ting acquainted with the coast cities
and will enter Leland Stanford uni
versity in the fall term of school.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
SDur StOntachS.

This is a mild form of Indigestion.
Eat slowly, masticate your food
thoroughly and take one of Cham
berlain's Tablets just after supper,
and it may be avoided. For sale
by all druggists. Apr. Is to 80.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
For Burns, Bruises and Sores.

The quickest and surest cure Tor
burns, bruises, boils, sores, innamma-
tion and all skin diseases is Buck
LENS Arnica SaIve. In four days it
cured l.. H. Habin, OF Iredell, Tex
of sore on his ankle which panied
him so he could hardly walk Should
be in every house. Only 25c. Rec
commended by The c. d. Smith Drug
Go.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Here from Helper.

Ed Nelson of Helper is numbered
among Grand Junction visitors this
week J. T. Slattery is also down
from Helper He is superintendent
Of the Green River division of the
Rio Grande.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
WOhAH'S CLUBS
FEDERATION ON
IN WASHINGTON
Associated Press.

associated PRESS.
Washington, Apr. 21.-From all
quarters Of the United States women
poured into the capital today to at
tend the annual convention of the
General Federation of Women's
Clubs.
The first session, scheduled to be
held tonight will be devoted largely
to organization.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21

am told there is no pleasure quite
equals horse and buggy for real en-
joyment these fine days. Phone j.
w. Webber, 319 Colo. Ave. Phone
Jet. 22S.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Grand NnlleN Girls.

Miss Kate Necdham and Miss
Pearl Connor, popular Garfield coun-
ty girls from Grand Valley, were
here last week, visiting and have re-
turned home.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21

Horse sense is common sense. Get
your horse shod sensibly by a man
who uses common sense methods
and mechanic principles in his work,
at McCary's. 4-12-1mo
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21

Our pride in the quality of plumb
ing installations is a strong incentive
to make your satisfaction the first
consideration. ]. E. Mckenzie, the
plumber.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
New Moor In Postorfice.

A quantity Of new flooring is be-
ing laid in the postoffice lobby this
week. 1t is a much needed improve
ment, especially since the new fed
eral building is so far in the future
yet.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Buthorn Coming Home

William Buthorn of the La Court
hotel is coming home from California
the latter part of the week after a
business visit on the coast
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
CrnrlAar Ninn Hero.

A. b. Baird, Sr., of Golden, selling
all kinds of crackers for the N. b. c.
is in the city for one-day's stop,
and will so south in the morning.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
EcN Hnnl ICnNnS.

Rev. J. w. Heal of the Episcopal
church at Montrosc conducted servi-
ces in the. city yesterday at st. Mat
thew's church and left for his home
this morning.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
MCntrOSian Here.

Frank Watson of Montrose is
guest at the La Court hotel here
while visiting business associates in
the city.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Returns TO salida.

T. L. IliIey Of Salda, who has
been visiting in the city for some
time. has returned to his Chaffeo
county home.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Fisk in Canon.

Fisk in Canon.
County Surveyor James Fisk is in
Plateau canon this week on county
bridge work, and will be home about
Wednesday.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21

The people who read and answer
ads are the people VINO make bust
ness and business enterprise posi-
ole. th
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Down from Nnnch.

William Ternehan of Hannah
Creek, accompanied by his family,
drove to this city Saturday in the
Ternehan auto for a short visit.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Iofquist Here.

LcfQuist Here.
II. r. LofQuist of Mack was up
from the lower valley yesterday on
business matters.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21

Y. \. SCOVITII, Building Contractor,
Concrete and Wood Building, EXca-
vations and Foundations, Dirt for
sale. Phone junction 5S,S. 4-5-1mo
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
Wilson Has Made Good,
Goes to Denver.

Goes to Denver.
j. Chamberlain left Saturday night
for Denver, to be gone several days
on business.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21

want to trade a splendid surry
for gentle driving horse. Apply z. 0,
Box 81.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
From Grand Valley.

IFOW GrnnU NNiTCN.
Saturday night w. Riley of Grand
Valley came to this city to spend a
few days on business.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21
TAVENNER TELLS
Of TARIFF BILL
Expense Of the Government
Must Rest Largely on the
Rich In Near Future,
(By CLYDE II. TANENNER,) }
tNlcmber of CUngTeSs.)

Washington, April 2l.-The DEM
OCratic tariff bill, now pending in
congress, proposes to take some of
the tax off OF such articles as wool
ems, cotton, sugar, meat and lumber,
and to make up for the loss of rev
euue by taking the incomes of the
wealthy.
Under the Payne-Aldrich law the
hats, coats and skirts of the masses
are taxed almost II per cent, while
men like John ID. Rockefeller having
an annual income of $50, 100000 a
year have not been required to pay
a single penny of taxation to the ma
tional government on their swool-
en- fortunes.
1t goes without saying that the SUI
gar trust, the woolen trust, the lum-
Der trust and the beef trust, will con
denim the new tariff bill as class leg
Legislation. They were never heard
to complain, however, of class legis-
latiun when it hit the other fellow.
The masses Of the people produce
the wealth, and by legislative advant-
age a few get possession of it, and
now these few object to the transfer
to wealth of even the amount of taxa
tion derived from the tariff on wool
ems, cottons, sugar meat and lumber,
which are but few of several thou
sand items ON which the masses are
now paying a tax.
The Income Tax.
Under the income tax provision
those having an income of more than
$4,000 must pay tax of one per
cent of his income in excess of the
exempted $4,000. For instance, a
man having an income of S4,100
would pay tax OF 81 a man having
an income of $1,000 would pay a tax
of $40; $4,000, $50; 100000, ST.
| 260; 81 100000, S3S,260.
Wilson Has Made Good.
Woodrow Wilson has already
made good as president of the United
States. You may verify this from
the first man you meet in the street,
regardless of his political creed, race
or color. 1t seems to be in the air
everywhere. The people appear to
understand that Woodrow Wilson is
on the Job in Washington. working
carefully courageously and cOnsci-
entiously, in their interests, and they
stand ready to hold up their hands as
often rs he may need the backing of
public sentiment.
The daily sentinel., 1913-04-21

Saturday whip bargains. Fred
Mantey.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-12-20
Honorina Miss Rising


One of the swellest parties of the
season was given by Mrs. Il. M.
Wolfe at her fine home on Tuesday
afternoon.
The guest of honor was Miss Ris-
ng, sister of Mrs. r. p. Chattin, and
who soon viii leave us to make her
home at the beautiful new country
house of the Chattins at Apple Cove
near Grand View.
An elaborate lunch composed of
The finest speciments of Mrs Wolfe's
culinary art, was greatly enjoyed as
was also the fine vocal selections
with which Miss Lucille Wolfe hon
ored the guests.
Those present We're: Mesdames
Bunk, Boyd, Carr, Chattin, Harmon,
Helm, Latimore, Mason, Morrison,
Payne, Pence, Miss Rising, Rosen-
helm, Satterlee, Wilkins and Wolfe.
After well spent afternoon, the
quests departed reluctantly, proclaim
ing Mrs. Wolfe an ideal hostess.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-12-20

like infants besides theirs, we had no
suits, they did, we had inexperienced
boys, they experinced stars, We had
confidence in the school authorities
of the Ferry, and believed they could
be truthful, but we live and learn
that some people will go at any eX-
treme to win contest, the means of
winning, either fair or foul The
game was played beautifully by our
boys and they certainly are deserving
of great praise for the way they
handled their oponents, | am more
than proud of the boys that held an
all-star aggregation 70 or to one
and whose total gains,
more than doubled that made by our
opponents. Such methods as used by
the Ferryites should be sufficient TO
prohibit their entering clean ath-
letics and our school now sewers all
connections with them, as we stand
for clean playing, and absolute YER
acity in the school officials, coaches,
and managers.
H. NJ MONROE
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-12-20

the reason from the county officials;
the city, from the city officials; and
the school from the school officials.
In closing would say that the asses.
sor in travelling over the county re-
ceives a great many inquiries as to
how the money is spent, and for
the benefit of these inquirers, | have
figured the assessed valuation of the
county, with the exception of the
valuation of the personal property
roll, by the various tax rates which
comprise the statae and county tax
rate, and the result of which shows
the amount to be collected in the
respective funds.
Valuation of Elpore County for
year 1913, excepting the valuation of
the personal property assessment roll,
$8,218,O6776.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-12-20


DR.. Gillian, the District Superin.
tendent of Boise District will preach
next Sunday morning and evening.
The Sacrament of the Lord & Sup
per will be administered at the close
of the morning services. All Chris
tians, members of any church or no
church are invited to commune with
us.
DR.. Sifton's second sermon on
Boy Life" i'll be giyenw one week
from next Sunday evening. Hear
these six talks if possible.
The Ladies Aid Bazaar was a genu.
inc success. A fine sum was real
lied,
The recital on Monday was only
fairly Well attended, owing possibly
to counter attractions on the same
evening. The program was well re-
ceiyed.
The Xmas entertainment promises
to be good one. Everybody invited.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-12-20
CONGREGATIONAL NOTES


Sunday evening, 7:3O, a Christmas
musical.
Program
Organ Voluntary, Mrs. Carr
Hymn SO
Prayer and response
Hymn 54
Scripture
Anthem, Hark, What Mean Those
Ioly Voices, Choir
Solo, | Come to Thee, Mrs. Miller
Solo and Chorus, Misses Nellie LII
eaton, Mildred Britton, Dora Eaton
md Nettie Thompson
Hymn 81
Daet, Mrs. Miller and Miss Bunk
Remarks, pastor
Ladies Quartet, Mesdames Brieg.
lib, Stewart, Eaton and Miss Bunk
announcements and 0ffertory
Anthem, And There Were Shep-
/ rds, Choir
Hymn So
Benediction
Sunday morning, 1870, Christmas
aymns, congregation.
Two anthems by the choir.
Christmas sermon.
Sunday school at the usual hour,
2;10 noon.
The Endeavor, 1880 in the evening
subject, "rhe Christmas Spirit and
now it May Prevail, Nettie Thomp-
son, leader.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-12-20
CAHOLlCS PLAN FOR SPECIAL
CHRISTMAS SERVICES

For the past weeks, members of tn
Catholic church have made every ef-
ort to make the service in their
church more impressive than ever be
fore.
High Mass will be celebrated for
The first time after the hour of mid
night.
An appropriate sermon will be de-
livered by the Pastor Francis l..
Lobell.
Under the able direction of Miss
Ellen Brady and the untiring zeal
of Mrs. Mclaughlin, the members of
the choir will render a special music
al program for the occasion.
Introduction introducing Favorhe
Christmas carols 49, by l.. Kron
Organ: Mrs. d. Mclaughlin,
Violins: Miss Lucille Wolfe,
Desire Labbee.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1913-12-20
SALVATION IN STOCK FARMING

Besides being tie head OF the state
of Colorado, GoyarlJr Y ". Ammons
is also the president Of the Nation
al Western Stock show, and If called
upon to resign one Ot these jobs, the
governor admits himself that he
would stick to the stock s1CW.
mot that / do not appreciate fully
the honor of being The governor Of
"a great state like Colorado, but |
sincerely believe that our stock show
is doing more to build up our Rocky
Mountain section than all of the gov
ernors combined" said the governor.
Il have been worrying over the coal
strike, and | believe th1t i has done
much to injure the state, but what
ever the damage the stock show in
January will go far to remedy it.
When our people get together at the
stock show, not only from Colorado,
but from all the Rocky Mountain
states, they gather sons appreclatlUa
of what our live stock ana agrit n
ture is doing, and any western man
who attends this great exposition and
does not go away 2heered and conf
dent of the future of this section, is
lacking in perception and enthuyi yiaGm.
The salvation of the west is in
stock farming, and the suo Il shoS
is enabling our people to understand
this fact and help in the agricultural
development in an intelligent man
ner. In the past year Colorado has
made an increase in agricultural pro-
duction Of fully $40,O00OO0 over the
previous year. This is a record to
be proud of, and | attribute a large
part of this success to the effects of
the lessons taught al the annual
stock show
Mrs. Milan Miller and son, Allen,
leave ON No. today Saturday to
join her husband in California.