Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-09-24
HE WAS
SQUARE
BY MARTHA v. MONROE

ever set eyes on. He's long limbed,
knotty jointed. red headed, freckled,
blear eyed, snaggle toothed, and when
he smiles one would suppose he had
the stomach ache
The farmer spoke these words early
In July, when the wheat was being
cut. One day in August. when the
corn was ready to be gathered, New
ton simmonds stepped up to his EN-.
ployer and said:
MIR. Simmonds, would y mind my
keepin' company with your darter, ex.
pectin' to marry herr'
What do you mean, you red headed
galootT'
Just what / say. Eunice is the pur-
TEST gal / ever seen, and I'm dead
gone on her. But wouldn't say any
thing to her about 1t without gittin'
your permit There amt nothin' I'M
demanded about me-
''See here, Newt" said the farmer,
struck with the mans sense Of honor,
my daughter is spoken for. She's
goin' to marry Hasbrouk's son: you're
not In the race at all. Now just put IL
ont Of your head"
Il won't put IL outen my head be-
cause / can't. but won't say nothin'
to Eunice, either, SEEM you don't want
me too. When a man brings up a
darter, the apple of his eye, its darn
mean for Teller he don't want to
have her TO so steal her away from
him"
You're dead right. Newt. Pm very
much pleased to hear you talk like
that"
This dialogue occurred In the barn,
and the subject OF it, Eunlce jerks.
was In the chicken house gathering
eggs at the time, so she heard every
word of II. She was engaged to mar.
ry young Tom Hasbrouk and satisfied
to do so. for he would one day own
the Hasbrouk farm, and her parents
desired the match.
Farmer jerks said nothing to his
daughter as to the new application for
her hand, One day soon after it was
NA4AtAF saw L-uuItG Walk uDWn 10
where Simmonds was at work. She
chatted with the farm hand for a few
minutes, then went on her way to the
village. Her father thought nothing
OF this and soon forgot all about it.
The next day while Simmonds was
cutting hay he saw Hasbrouk walking
rapidly toward Simmonds, who was
driving reaper. Slmmonds stopped
his team and Hasbrouk stood by him
talking angrily. though jerks could not
hear what was said. Presently Sim
monds jumped down from his seat and
aimed blow at Hasbrouk. Then fol.
lowed rough and tumble flight in
which Simmonds downed Hasbrouk
and sat on him. Presently he let his
enemy up and Hasbrouk walked away,
That must be about Eunice," said
the farmer. IL wonder how Tom got
on to the fact that Newt wants her?"
From window Eunice had watched
the fight and seen her lover worsted.
She had been the cause of the trouble,
but this did not prevent her from go
ing out later to Simmonds and asking
him what was the matter between him
and Hasbrouk.
''He riled me with his talk" Sim.
monds replied.
Talk about what?"
Slmmonds hesltated for moment,
then said, Reckon. Miss jerks, you'll
have to ask Hasbrouk about that"
Eunice didn't press the matter. be
cause she knew all about the cause of
the trouble already.
Dad" she said one day not long
after this episode, Its all up between
Tom and me"
What" exclaimed the astonished
parent
81 reckon l don't want him."
I'm mighty sorry about that" said
the farmer. disappointed. Il kind O.
thought you was provided for in case
anything should happen to me. What's
the matterT"
"Oh. nothin': we just don't happen to
work in harness together"
The farmer knowing that he could
not force his daughter into a match
that did not please her, said no more.
He must wait for some other sutton for
his daughters hand. Who that suitor
would be he did not know. Euntce
went quite often to the store and he
rather suspected that one of the
clerks there had excited her sympa-
thies.
One day Newt stepped up to him
and said:
81 hope y won't blame me, Mr. Sim
monds."
Blame you for whatY'
"Why, Eunice told me to come to
you to ask you for her"
'Eunice told you to ask me for her!
What d. y mean?"
That's what she said for me to do.
I told her you wouldn't like 1t. 1
hope you won't blame me-"
The farmer looked at his employee
some time before he replied. At last