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The Washington times., 1913-10-09
@HERE is something in the
makeup Of man that makes
him unable to stand woman

- makeup Of man that makes
him unable to stand woman
being the pursuer where he is
concerned" said man of experience the
other DAY.
Bernard Shaw might have corrected
him with. But she Is the Pursuer all
tn, time.
"Ah. yes" answered the man, but
she makes the mistake II she SHOWS IT,.
In fact she LOSES out nine times out
of ten
And ne went on to recite n case in
which he was one of the two inter
cStrd parties
| happen to know the circumstances
and the lady The facts were these: She
eycrlastinglv took the INITIATIVE. She
would call him on the telephone, write
him notes and letters. invite him to go
10 places OF course all in a perfectly
polite way.
Sometimes the man accepted these at
tentions and sometimes he didn't. But
as time went by he grew to expect her
to make ALL the advances along tn"
lines of courtshIp. and soon rarely made
any himself.
is a result the women continued to
coniurc up various ENCI'SES for see
in. him, and. man-lik". he saw through
this And her very persistence in the
matter Of uursuit rather iarrcd on him.
although he did not mean IT, hurt hrr
feelings But he grew tired Of IT, .AnT
then she felt hurt indeed.
So It IL In many cases. The ideal days
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

my
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n For a last REASON Tor
EacEtlo and fol evcr one o
Of a dams hand be CAUGHT"
10 mine I
in Bachelor
THAT He
wha hope ma
Thus doth he 70 scattering
their vanity rom
Thusd he a
shall dropthe
shall fasen thy shoe
another shall
shall
rveas
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ifesp piazza. the ho ou OF the
Andw what woud
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
Good Stories
A Rural Solomon.

m" HE court has taken your case
into consideration, Mr.. Sill
thers." said the Judge at
Slithers' trial for violating the
motor ordinances at Crickett's Corners.
according to Harper's Weekly, land. in
view of what ye've said. and with some
trewth, about the badness Of our roads
hereabouts In your sworn testimony
I've decided not to fine ye $50. as the law
permits
That's very square Of you. Judge"
said Slithers.
We try TO be square, Mr.. Slithers,"
said the judge; " and, instead Of the
$50 fine. we're goin' to sentence ye to
work on them roads for ten days, in the
hope that your sooperior wisdom as a
road expert will make EN- considerably
better"
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
FAMILIAR PHRASES.
XIV.
DriZZling rain.

Our concep of continuity is the phrase
ology thing. beside the advance Of
which our sternest resolve for termina-
ton fades into nothingness. The end is
now in sight. however. the Roman
numerals being about at the point where
our knowledge OF them ceases.
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Still, when so many have been DONE
What matters it another?

A canvass of those who think the
currency bill will not be passed by the
Senate reveals thatss per cent of them
expect T. R. to head the Republican
ticket in '1S, and slightly over one
half are loud in their belief that the
worlds series is fixed.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

The Government edict against the in
stallation of roller towels in public or
semi-public places is old stuff to this Of
flee. which has been observing 1t this
long time. We scarcely can remember
when the last towel was Installed.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

tween the upper and the neither mlstoneS. But
there is, after ALL difference between sympathy
and a verdict of innocence. Sulzer has the one IN
plenty; he can hardly hope ever to attain the other
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
w orld's Serials.

Doyle: The breaks were against u.s."
Collins: The Giants had the breaks" +"
Meyers: "Bender fooled us"
Doyle: I'VE hit Bender freely"
L
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
Hits From Sharp Wits.

Poret. fashion arbiter in extraordi-
nary says u man should select neck
ties that match his SOUL in which case
a lot of chaps would have to grow whis-
kers to use in lieu OF ties
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

The Husband Of whom his Wife says
that he is so Helpless generally Is a
Carefully Balanced Combination of Cal
culation and Incidence,
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

A scientist says 1t does one good tC
laugh at the miShaps of others. but we
respectfully submit that care should be
exercised In the selection of the subject
Philadelphia Inquirer
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

You charge him with being a
lobbyist?"
Sure
And Why"
He didn't agree with me on the
question that was under consider
alton. He was on the other side"
Is that your definition Of
lobbyist?'
of course. plain
Dealer"
Welcome home.-even though via Pull
tiers mag and Senator Luke Lea's
office. And even in SO mildewed a form
as above.
And as We further comprehend the
political game. which is barely, by min-
ority member is meant a bad loser who
is forever Raising Points.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

When a man of Forty or Fifty be-
gins to Talk Gloomily about how he
is Slowing Up. that's Exactly what he
Proceeds to Do!
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

Cosmic series or sand lot, the hardest
thing in the world to read Is a straight
ning-by-inning and play-by-play story
OF ball game.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

The Upto-Date Rolling Stone usually
has an Ace in the Hole,
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
THIS& THAT
WHh Sometimes q Little Of the Othsr
WITH APOLOGIES

Win APOLOGIES.
Il dozen, nay, a score of times,
To aid columnization,
We have writ light and gidd,
rhymes
When sans an inspiration.
But it is not an honest scheme.
Nor one to honor fitted;
This writing stuff without q
1t shouldn't be permitted.
We shall not write another one.
And true invention smother.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

A North Carolina man 1913 years o,
age has been refused a license TO marry
probably on the ground that he is old
enough to know better.-Toledo Blade
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

II you Can't Boost for your Friends
there's Always the Weather to Talk
About!
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

We can Still Go Ahead II the Good
and Evil In us Figure as Well as
FiftyFifty-and those are About the
Usual Figures
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
You Flatter Us,

Sir: Seriously, nowEworld's &C.
riously. to be exact-if wasn't a per-
feet lady would like to ask you wha,
the Sam Hill is a nevertheless no.
tion?" Is it the perhaps emanatiou
from a nevermore brain?
SUE DE NYM.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

Axiom l disproven: The bankers do
not like the money bill; we do not like
the bankers; ergo We like the money
bill.-Q. E. D.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

Just suppose" B. r. G. wishes to,
that you had two last paragraph ideas
On one day. Then what"
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

V about his family.
What a peculiar woman!"
exclaimed the one who has to listen.
Yes, SIR" went on the other. "and
I'll just give you an example Of how
she saves money. Yesterday was her
sisters birthday and her sister lives in
the southern part of the State. Well,
my wife bought a present to send her.
but when I got home last night there
vas the present all wrapped up. but
not sent yet.
".Why you ought to have sent that
Yesterday says /. She'll set 1t too late
for her birthday now.
That's all right says my wife.
called her up by long distance this
r.oI ming and asked her to be patient.
/ told her she'd get it by the 18th. You
see the package weighs nineteen pounds.
so I can't send 1t by parcel post. And
on the fifteenth the new ruling goes into
effect by which twenty pounds can DO
mailed 1 save about % cents by watt
ing until the fifteenth.
How much did the telephone call
cost your says l. And my wife got
mad."-Cleveland Plain-Dealer.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

Another thing that this col. falls lust
short of comGrchendng is why the man
who invented parcel post zones should
be given a reward.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

The Whole Art of Losing Friends con
sists in Leaning Upon Them,
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

Hazers at West Point can get no com
fort and help from Secretary Garrison.
who has written To say that he has no
sympathv with whining cadets Tn.
Secretary is il fighter and he expects
every man at West Point to be one, too
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

II would he foolish for Ulster to fiyht
the entire British empire. but that NAV
be one reason why lister is likely to
do it,
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

Such supposi- But we've mn
lion is exec eedinSly doubt there'd be
improbable. some way sut OF It.
n -
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

The Fellow who Never has Nailed hi.
Colors to the Mast can't Guess how
much Satisfaction and Horse Power
that Stunt Develops,
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
The Longest Five Minutes.

A. L.: Being measured for a suit
while standing in the open doorway Of
a tallor's shop"
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
ESCULENT ZEROS,

ii,
In speakinE-and We are AGAIN.
OF culinary bOah,
We wish especially to men.
TiOn squash.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
What's on the Program In
Washington Today

Meetings, evening:
Masonic-The New Jerusalem Lodge
No. 3, and George c. Whiting, NO. y;
Washington Chapter. No. 2. Royal
Arch; William +. Hunt Chapter. No.
IS. Order of the Eastern Star.
Red Men-Logan Tribe, No. 5, Wiscon-
sin avenue and n street northwests
Sioux Tribe, No. IS. h street near
Four-and- a-half street southwest
Golden Eagles-America Castle, No. !
BIG PENNSYLVANIA avenue southeast.
National Union-Washington Council
Pythian Temple, Census Council,
Schmidt's Hall.
knights of Pythias-Harmony Lodge,
No. y.
X. o. T. M.-District Tent. No. s. MARI
ner's Temple, Seventh street SOUTH
west.
Odd Fellows-Columbia Lodge. No. 10;
Excelsior, No. II. and Salem, No. %.
Review of the cavalry. the White Lot. .
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

woman is disposed to question a
mans assurances OF love and fideIitv
hut she is perfectly willing to take the
fortune telior'S word for IL.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

In the Back Of his Mind the Dip
somaniac always is Figuring on the
Day when his next Drunk Is Due-but
the Date can be Cancelled,
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
Amusements.

AmuSementS.
Nstional-"The Ghost Breaker" Sis
ID. M.
RrIasco-Primrose and Lockstader Min-
strels. Sis p. m.
CoInnbia-''The Master Mind" 2:i5 and
S:l5 .. m.
PoH's"The Travelling Salesman" Ais
AMI sis p. m.
X Kejth's-Vaudeville. 2:15 and Sis p. N.
Cosrnos-Vaudevllle, continuous.
r'ssino-Vaudeville, continuous.
A~sHemy-"Officer SS6,' 2:15 and Sis
p. m.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

A young doctor gives medicine. an old
doctor adv!ce.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

Anybody can. and Most Of us do
Endure the Little Miseries-but Hats
on to the Fellow who Comes Cnbeaten
through the Big Misfortune,
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

Going Over our Card Index, We Fine
that Every Time We Permitted our
selves to be Talked Out Or Anythin,
We Made a Elunder,
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

VvY E KNOW a Lot Of Fellows
w who, even when their Going
" Going" Call was Echoing
refused to be "Gone.'
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

The Man who Really is in the Ditch
never Proclaims that Fact it's Only the
Hysterical Bad Loser who does that,
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
The Woman of It.

~ p wife is keen for bargain"
Nu said the man who talks
II" about his family.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09

It's the Battle with Temptation tn;
Makes Mental Muscle.
The Washington times., 1913-10-09
Optimettes
The Sunshine's Still on the job,
By CLARENCE L. CULLEN.

vvY E KNOW Lot OF Fellows
w who, even when their Going
" Going" Call was Echoing
refused to be Come
Going Over our Card Index. We Find
that Every Time We Permitted our
selves to be Talked Out Or Anything
We Made a Elunder,
In the Back of his Mind the Dip
somaniac always is Figuring on the
| Day when his next Drunk Is Due-but
! the Date can be Cancelled,
The Man who Really is in the Ditch
never Proclaims that Fact its Only the
Hysterical Bad Loser who does that,
It's the Battle with Temptation that
Makes Mental Muscle.
Anybody can. and Most Of us do,
Endure the Little Miseries-but Hats
or to the Fellow who Comes Unbeaten
through the Big Misfortune.
The Fellow who Never has Nailed his
Colors to the Mast can't Guess how
much Satisfaction and HORSEPOWER
that Stunt Develops.
The Whole Art of Losing Friends con-
sists in Leaning Upon Them,
We can Still Go Ahead II the Good
and Evil in us Figure as Well as
Fifty y-Fifty-and those are About the
Usual Figures.
The Cp-to-Date Rolling Stone usually
has an Ace in the Hole,
II you Can't Boost for your Friends
there's Always the Weather to Talk
About!
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1913-04-11

Governor SulZer of New York has
signed the first two of the bills rec
ommended ny the special factory in
hpcome laws One of the new acts
requires cleanliness in ali rooms of fac
tories The present law in relation to
the sanitary "ond ton of factories is
made more stringent. The other bill
signed prohibits the employment Of
women in factories before 6 a. ~ or
after ~ i N.
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1913-04-11

We taught by pedagogue younger days that politics
the science of We led to believe that poll
ties rather the Of finding for
would otherwise have seek honest employment At least
that what democratic politics appears like up
republican politics greatly differ
possibly only the intensity Of the clamo the republicans having
waXed the public crib for these while the
democrats a 1t is astonishing
there the throes of campaign who
for their good who hold enaOusy opinion
after eectn that the bore worthy of his hire For the
two months the subject patronage has engaged attention
of he democratic mOg than other question and would lead
the believe that the plus ultra of politics
getting the public payroll capacity provided the job
didn't call for much work One when asked define
difference between the republicans the replied
one crowd Of politicians that and wanted
and the other crowd of politicians that and wanted
in
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1913-04-11
NOTICE OF sHERIFF'S SALE OF
REAL ESTATE.
STATE OF WASHINGTON, COUNTY
OF SNOHOMISH-ss

REAL ESTATE.
STATE OF WASHINGTON, COUNTY
OF SNOHOMISH-ss
Sherffs office
By virtue of an order of sale issued
out of the honorable superior court of
Snohomish county, on the Sth day of
April, 1913, by the clerk thereof, in
the case of Margaret House, plaintiff
versus Sultan Trout Farm, a corpora
ton, defendant, No. 1904, and to me
as sheriff, directed and delivered.
Notice is hereby given that ] will
proceed to sell at public auction to
the highest bidder for cash, within the
hours prescribed by law for sheriff's
sales, to-wit, at 10 o'clock a. m. on
the 10th day of May, A. d. 1913, be-
fore the court house door of said Sno-
homish county, in the state of Wash
ington, all of the right, title and in
terest of the said defendants in and
to the following described property,
situated in Snohomish county, state of
Washington, to-wit: Government lots
l, 6 and z; S. w. IA of N. E. IA of
section 80, township Is N. r. 8, E. w.
NJ, Snohomish county, state of Wash
ington, levied on as the property of
said defendant, Sultan Trout Farm,
corporation to satisfy a judgment
amounting to fifteen hundred and no
one-hundredths dollars $1,500.00),
with interest from August 3, 1911, at
the rate of per cent per annum and
costs of suit in favor of plaintiff.
Dated this 9th day OF April, 1913.
DONALD McRAE, Sheriff
BY G. S. McNEELY, Deputy
STIGER & DAILY,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Date of first publication, April II,
1918. OF
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1913-04-11
UNFAIR LIST.

Published by order of the Everett
Trade Council.
Electric Companies-Snoqualmie Light
company.
Postal Telegraph Company.
Barber Shops - Independent, 1907
Hewitt; VIM. Whitaker, Lowell; 1. 81.
Turner, 1104 Hewitt; shop at 1917
Hewitt; Mitchell hotel shop.
Barnhart Shop, of Monroe.
Iron Works-Summer Iron works,
Bayside Iron works, Everett Iron
works.
Hotels and Cafes Mitchell hotel;
Lords cafe.
Pumbers-C. R. SchweitZer.
Electricians-R P. Bush, F. R. Hare.
Bricklayers-Barney Grant.
American Pile Driving Co.
Carpenters Paddock, A. Dena-
muir, Fred Tubbs.
Plasterers-A. c. Wright, A. L. Knapp
Booth, VIM. Carter, Chas. Hotten.
Contractors-P. Sampson, j. Winter
mute, Larson Bros.
Painters-Anderson & Steen, William
Ferguson, VIM. Christensen, M. Kokeen,
VIM. Gleason.
Warehuose--Foot of California street.
-Buildings-l2l7 Hewitt.
Cement Workers-Pettit, Sr.
Teamsters-C. J. Witt
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1913-04-11

logging camps the
by providing clean well ventilated quarters reading
and ether forms of recreation But that class Of will be found
sadly the minority and at all representative of the industry
The majority camp owners pay as little attention to the care and
to their machinery We have talked several ogg the past
the they reflect little upon
organizers who daily going into these the interests of
the & m in one Logging camp not thousand mules from
about fourteen feet wide by twenty long of doubec hunks
only hung ceiling
of the building That their home the only shelter they
during nights and days the camp was not running In many camps
sanitation be the last consideration Bedding old and
smohered by such surroundings We heard that
oggers ddn want anything 6etterwoudn know how to act
will find crude attempt decoration made by the themselves
Magazine pictures tackled the walls musical instrument
bunk Loggers appreciate comforts well other class of
wormen You have only prove this by going into where
habiabie
the percentage that have been
Rae Io years me wages pd woGdsen are not ADEQUATE out
surrounding the when off duty Each should have well
because of short of work in that locality individual lockers
where the could their clothes As cannot
should be installed and the encouraged to habits of cleanliness
men Place men such conditions as commonly prevail the camps
and you fair kill every finer nsnct they naturally
Make sefrespecng and you're way good
citizen out of him rather than who hates society evies
workers intends abolish and put environments around
operate is shorghted individual The most efficient wormen
he have is the wecohed wefed welreated workman. It
normal to feel the need of pleasant surroundings whether work
play and it abnormal only enough food keep
breath in the body enough shelter to keep the rain enough
to occasional drunk take stack poker game If
profits loom much bigger the employers than the comfort and
happiness of their that they won't the evils because cit
will something society going that squaor
degradation something that
to this question the compelled of business
On certain memorable Fourth of July Reno Nevada husky
of the Ethiopian put forever the blink the pugilc
pow of Jeff giving the population of
huge delight More recently mighty aggregation of cuud
OF athletic build and agile action like devastating cyclone
the country moving down the pride the white
baseball diamond What the Chicago giants did Teay Raymond
winners three days caused the Seattle residents
to forget for whole day talk about their Poatc pole
bank cearances and gobs of descended
The cOOred athletes without half pennan
winners of last year look like lot of old gentlemen playing ddedy
wn 1t is reported that this bunch colored
close of which the Chicago National league had
the worlds championship shut the worlds champions
allowed them but hits It's just possible there's
coor line in athletic than prejudice Our athletes
bit and perhaps don't relish the idea of
everlasting dayghts licked of them by members
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-20
STATE READY FOR TRIAL
In The PHAGAN CASE
Beginning viii Be Made In
July

Atlanta, Ga, June 1--we arr
ready to go on trial in the Phagan
case in les than forty-eight hours, -
declared Assistant Solicitor General
E. A. Stephens this morning.
Preparations are being rushed for
ward with the trial, which will prob
ably not take place, however, before
the first of July.
The trial will not be held in the reg
ular court room, which is a small,
stuffy, temporary makeshift in loc !
office building, occupied while the new
Fulton county courthouse is under
construction.
The county board has been appea "a
to for some other place. and the trial
will occur In some larger and mora
adequate hall.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-20
RECORD DELEGATION FOR
B.Y.P.U. FROM AMERICUS
At the Recent State Reunion
in Macon

To Americus belongs the distinctio.l j
of having sent to Macon the largest
delegation attending the Georgia State
Baptist Young Peoples Union conven-
ton, which closed yesterday the an
nual session there.
The Americus delegates, eight OF
whom represented the union of Fur
low Lawn Baptist church, and one o;
them the union of Bessie Tiff college,
returned yesterday, greatly pleased
with the success of the convention, and
of the hospitable entertainment ac-
corded the young ladies and young men
of the Americus party.
The proceedings of the convention
were replete with interest and greatly
enjoyed. The state B Y. P. U. again
elected Rev. William R. owen presi-
dent, and will hold it's next annual
meeting in Sandersville.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-20
RELATIVES ARE
SEARCHING FOR
MISSING MAN
". P. MARTIN DISAPPEARED
Lee County Relatives Are
Locking for Him

Leesburg, Ca, June 19.-Relatives of
W. P. Martin, better known as Pitt
Martin, who lives near here on the
estate of his father-in-law, H. a,
Harris, are anxious to know where he
is He disappeared suddenly and mys-
tcriously from his home last Tuesday,
since which time no news has been
received of his whereabouts.
Mr.. Martin was last seen in Albany,
but if he is still there, no one is able
to tell where he is staying. Inquiries
and a search conducted by his rela-
tives have proved of no use in clear
ing the mystery at least, not as late as
to-day. His relatives have not given
up hope of finding him, and a diligent
search is being made.
A strange feature of the mysterious
disappearance is that no motive can be
assigned for it. 1t is learned here that
Mr.. Martin is happily married and
that no matrimonial unpleasantness
had been known in his family. He has
a wife and several children, who are
eager to know why he left them. The
possible solution of the matter has
been ascribed to temporary mental ab-
Grafton, though no one seems able TO
assign a good reason.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-20
MRS. ARMOUR
DELIVERED A
GOOD ADDRESS
At PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
On Vital Temperance Subject
Last Evening

Mrs. Mary Harris Armour, widely
known throughout Georgia and the
entire nation as a temperance lecturer
of unusual fervor and ability, deliver
ed a strong address on her favorite
theme at the Presbyterian chur5h
last evening under the auspices of the
local organization of the Woman 5
Christian Temperance Union.
In view of the fact that there was in
the city an amateur play that drew a
record attendance, the number of
those who heard Mrs. Armour may bn
considered exceptionally large. Not
single one of those present failed .
hear what they expected, as Mrs. Ar
mour, as usual, was thoroughly ali"e
to the possibilities of her theme and
presented the cause of temperance in
forceful and eloquent manner
There are many friends of the
work of the w. c. T. U. who attended
the meeting last night, and the work
of that organization here will be
greatly revived by the appearance
here of Mrs. Armour, who is constant
ly espousing the cause of temperance
and prohibition throughout the state
and country.