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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Nc Doubt About II.

There was humor of a dry kind in
the old duke of Wellington, the con
queror of Waterloo. and it came out
in the story by lady whose French
poodle once ran into the grounds OF
Walmer castle.
"Blucher. Blueher," called the fair
owner of the poodle to the disobedient
animal
The duke looked over the wall
Madam said he. time was when
!, too, should have been extremely
glad to see Butcher"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

NJ. Reedy OF St Louis gives these
figures Of women in industry. There
are in this country 239,077 women
stenogr9phers 327,G35 women teach
ers ard professors, 4S1.159 in various
trades. 770.055 engaged in various
agricultural pursuits, 1855 physi-
clans and surgeons, 1896 preachers
2.193 journalists. 1,0S7 architects. de-
signers. and dTaughtsmen, 1910 law.
yeFs. ard 429,497 in various profes.
sions.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

designs carried out in duh red aad
blue silks. The sash MAS lightly
wound round the waist, crossed at the
back and then drawn forward over
the hips. the embroidered ends being
tied at the left side in a careless bow.
The sleeves OF this tea gown were
quite short and were finished of with
lovely frills of valenoiennes.
A second gown OF the same order
was made of palest rose-pink chiffon
and hand-painted gauze. The paint
ings represented careless garlands Of
pale roses and these were yelled in
fragile white tulle which glittered
with dew drops.
The dress was draped in a mysteri-
Gus way; it seemed TO mold the figure
in front, but at the back the soft
chiffon spread itself out into an i'm
portant looking train. the hand
painted portion OF the dress crossed
the figure In front at the knee line
and then it was drawn into the drap-
cries at the back There was folded
sash of rose-pink mirror velvet and
at the breast large conventional s~is
in black satin was TO be worn.
In Indian Muslin.
A third gown was entirely composed
OF turquoise blue Indian muslin. This
gown was beautifully embroidered at
the hem with black and white silks
and with little pcrcelaine beads in
black, white, blue and dull red. The
effect of this embroidery was peculiar
and very charming.
The beads formed the centers. in
some cases the petals. of the floral de
sign, and the silks were raised in
parts. The gown itself was mounted
over a sheath dress of oyster-white
crepe de chine, and the corsage was
crossed over the bust and confined
by a waist belt which was thickly en-
broidered in porcelain beads
These bead embroderies are very
popular with some of our leading
dressmakers. They are worked in
with fioss or crewel. silks, and the
beads themselves are so small that IL
is impossible TO see how the embroid
cry is done until one inspects it close
w
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
His Den.

When Billinger bought his new
house it was with the express under
standing that he should have a room
all of his own-a den or study"
Yes, know what you mean. Did
he ret it,
HE got it and his wife furnished
IL
Howe"
with sewing machine. cutting
table. two dresses. dummies, three
sewing chairs and full length mir.
ror.'
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Women in FInIand,a piet.

There are twenty-one women in
the diet, or parliament. Of Finland.
elected in 1913, who win hold Office
i1r three years.
Laws which have been passed By
the diet through the efforts OF women
members are: Improving the legal
position Of children born on; of we'd
lock: mitigating the punishment for
iufanticide cosanitsed by an unmar-
risd mother &c the time Of the birth;
p-nis-s.sisz minors from indecent as
sazI:. Js=riing state grant of So
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Rest nesinns Of Beads.

These little beads are alwavs dull
in surface. and they are made in the
most exquisite pastel tints But per
soually think the most effective are
those which give wedgewood china
effects; that 1t TO say. dull white beads
on china blue ground, or blue beads
on pure white.
1t has been remarked that the queen
of Spain, has worn exceedingly pic
turesque hats all through the summer.
She is specially fond of the broad.
brimmed shape which one natur
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Miss Helen Trayers, the president
of the Bachelor Girls club of Duluth.
said In a toast, The Men," at the
clubs nineteenth anniversary:
And now we come to the man as
husband. Man as husband may be di.
vided into two classes-he whose
meals disagree with him. and he who
disagrees with his meals"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
nomentIc Anlmal AffaLr,.

We've had dreadful misfortune
with our beasts this year. First we
had swine fever, then we lost cali
and now we've been fined 30 -marke
for watering the milk Fliegen6s
Blaetter.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Wonderful Resemblance.

The violin resembles the human
voice.
Yes. noticed that when my son
practices. II sounds like the voice of
some poor human being who is SUI
fering horribly"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

0Oc marks for helping prostitutes to
reform; raising The age for marriage
from fifteen 10 seventeen; legal pro-
lection for children who are victims
Of cruelty. neglect. or oyerwork, and
motherhood insurance.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
An Inarate.

"Tightwad says that he owes his
success as a money-getter to his
wife"
Yes; but he does not appear at all
disposed to pay her anything on &C
count"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
In1no-tant 40 n7ot,,ere
The Result.

There will be mourning in society
when that handsome, rich young fel-
. low is engaged"
Yes. and all the bellies will have
to be told
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

They say faith can move a noun
tain" he muttered. Il certainly hope
nobody has fooled with Ararat."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Trust men and they viii be true to
you; treat them greatly and they viii
show themselves great.--Emerson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Mrs Winslow's soOthinR Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces iniamma.
tion,alayE pain cures wind collie &c bottlekas
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Naturally Qualified

why can't they get along with that
Itock?"
1T wouldn't hold water"
Then they ought to be able to float
t all right
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

A poor imitation Of wickedness is
usually better than tile real thing.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

II there IS any frankness about
woman Il shows when she is sea
sick
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

"All things are comparative"
Yes: to a cat, for instance. a sau
cerful OF cream is the lap Of luxury
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

A pretty girl can get lot Of en-
tertainment out OF her mirror.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

You can't measure the enjoyment of
others by your own.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Don't neglect a cold. IL mems Cousump-
ton or Pneumonia. Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops check colds--5c at Druggists.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

The only way to have a good time
is TO go ahead and have it.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

"A composer Is a musician with q
good memory"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Natural Result.

"Binks is broke"
That's why he looks all gone to
pieces.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
GETTING GRAY? USE SAGE TEA To
RESTORE NATURAL COLOR Of HAIR

ask at any drug store for 5o-cent
bottle of the ready TO use preparation,
called "Wysth 's Sage and sulphur
Hair Remedy Customers like this
best because it darkens SO naturally,
so evenly, that nobody can possibly
tell it has been applied: Besides, It
contains ingredients which take .of
dandruff, stop scalp itching and falling
hair No, it isn't dye or even like
it. You just dampen a sponge or soft
brush with "Wyeth s Sage and Sui
phur', and draw il through your hair,
taking one small strand at time BY
morning the gray hair disappears; after
another application or two it is restored
to its natural color, -,
What delights the. ladies with
Wveth's Sage and Sulphur is that be-
sides beautifully darkenipg the hair
they say it brings back the gloss and
iustre and gives it an appearance OF
abundance.
Special agents: Sehramm.Johnscn,
Drugs, five stores. advertisement
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

sing her praises. The old peasants
are dissatisfied with the few coins
she can spare; and when she has
gone the man invokes the aid OF
spirits OF the woods. Thus he comes
In contact with two strange mer-
chants who purchase human souls for
gold; and ne and his son sell theirs
And the young man and the old go
among their neighbors and induce
them to do likewise. To stem the
sacrifice the Countess Cathleen sells
her own great soul. for which fabu-
lous price is offered. and. as she seals
the bargain and expires. she instructs
her steward to distribute the gold
among the people, SO that no more
souls need be sacrificed
PUT let us haste from the shad-
- ows to the light Of Lady Greg
ory's sly humor. "Damer's Gold" as
you might imagine. Is about an old
miser. who lives alone In a dirty hut
A trio Of near rela uves arrive, happy
In the expectation that he Is near
act Of Strengthening the house for the
funeral and puts them to rout.
They'll have none Of his gold. Pres
emily, nephew. thought TO be weak
minded and now not recognized by
the miser. comes. but Is not made made
to go. he let's his uncle see piece
OF gold he purposes hazarding on
the faces. The little old eye glstens,
He asks the lad TO let him have II
TO put In the pot In which he keeps
the little yaller round things" so
It wouldn't clink when he shakes 1t
O. nights. He even offers to match
for the coin. Losing. he proposes
game OF cards, And thus the first
act ends In a grim picture-a small
circle OF candle light falling on the
hoary miser and the youthful vaga-
bond, and on the diminishing heap OF
gold and on the cards.
THE next morning. ignorant Of
J. the happenings Of the night, Da-
mer's avnricious relatives plan to
steal the jar Of gold and to use the
boy for the purpose. So, OF course,
he has the laugh on them when they
find 1t. only TO discover the gold all
gone. he himself having hidden his
winnings In the doghouse outside:
And In the end, the miser sets off
with his nephew to the races, phil
osophizing that If he Is to lose his
gold or leave 1t behind at death. he
may better get some fun out OF IT
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

fallen into pond. and for want OF
any one to help her out is drowned.
At this crisis. news arrives that
Uncle Robert from America is COM
ing for visit, From America
then, Of course, he's made his pile.
When he arrives, the boys do not
deny that a well-kept farm, adJoin-
Ing the remnants OF their own, is
still their property; and when the
uncle proposes they build new
house, they set to work with alacrity,
They develop a great capacity Tor la
Dor, But late one morning, finding
Uncle Robert stretched out laZily on
n folding bed. they learn from him
he has no money nor property in
America. has never done days
work and never will while he has
strength enough to resist. TIN
DonnelIy, and I'll remain one" says
the old man; whereupou one nephew
sits down to his cushion and his pipe.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
Says Sage and Sulphur
Darkens Hair Beauti-
fully and Ends Dan
druff.

Hair that loses its color and lustre,
or when it fades, turns gray, dull and
lifeless, is caused by lack of sulphur
pharmacist. Our grandmother made up
q mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur TO
keep her locks dark and beautiful aud
even today this simple preparation has
no equal. Millions Of women and men,
too, who value that even color, that
beautiful dark shade OF hair which is
so attractive, use only Sage Tea and
Sulphur.
Nowadays we are not bothered with
the task of gathering the sage leaves
and the mussy mixing at home. Simply
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

Here's a hat the girl Of a
couple of years ago took from
the old-time cavaliers. She liked
this hat, especially if she were
tall, and she hopes that it will be
the thing to wear it soon again.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

pollsheS his gun.
HE performances Of Mr. Yeats's
poetic and symbolic play, "The
Countess Cathleen." are announced
as the first In New York, which is
not strictly true. though they are the
first by the Irish actors. The Eve
scenes pass in darkness and the ia
BILE. whether taken literally or SYM
bolically. Is depressing: but the mo-
tive Is sincere and the expression OF
II lofty, We are in an Ireland OF
long ago, when famine is In the land
and the poor are starving for want
OF bread. The benevolent Countess
Catbleen. who has been distributing
aims all day., comes to the hut OF a
poor old couple and their SON. She
Is accompanied by her aged nurse and
a minstrel, whose happiness II Is 10
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

Here is a hat worn by Betty's
grandmother, when she was a
gay young chit of a girl in 1868.
Betty snickers when she sees this
Picture, and wonders how grand
pa ever proposed to a girl who
wore such a hat.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

INCLUDED In the large repertory
OF the Irish players second week
at Walack's. through which the
visitors from Dublin have strolled
with their delightful ease and humor
ana variety OF soft brogues, were
three plays not previously presented
oy them In New York, Two are by
the ureless. philanthropic directors
OF the Abbey theater. Lady Gregory
and William Butler Yeates; while the
thlrd was written by William Doyle
wnen the company was In America
last season and was acted for the
hrst time on their return to the Irish
ily Failing" and introduces us 10
the lazy household of the do moth
ing Donnelys." which yawns through
lite on an untitled farm. or the two
strapping sons, one carries a cushion
TO sit on as he moves about the
mouse with his pipe. while the other
frequently works UP energy enough TO
polish his fowling- piece and even,
sonepmes, 10 go hunting IN the
woods. a sister somehow Keeps them
alive by borrowing and begging and
contrlVlng, and all the while encour-
aging them TO greater Incidence. But
hnaiIy her resources come to an end
"WERE stranded" says the lad.
w lolling on his cushion-his
pipe, has gone out but Il takes too
much energy to fetch a light; so he
waits for his sister TO do so.
And when were We not stranded?"
his brother gives back,
Its the rocks this time. Ship
wreck. Tho old cowll have to go
overheard.
NJ EITHER feels up to taking her
TO market: and while the sister
is preparing for the trip. a neigh
bor runs In to say the old COW has
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

IF Crown Prince Dapilo of Montene-
gro is as charming as the Prince
Danilo of Morsovia in the famous
opcrctta, ''The Merry Widow, y it
is not surprising that the women fol-
lowed the young man into the field TO
do battle against the Turks, as was told
in the press dispatches.
Prince Danilo Of Montenegro is
Prince Dauilo of Morsovia. All this
came out after the sensational success
of "The Merry Widow in Vienna,
and after the writers Of the journals in
each country had commenced to hurl
abuse ut each other The Montenegrins
objected 10 the expose in the play OF
the bankrunt condition Of the little
kingdom. Yet this had become well
known at the time of tho marriage OF
one of the royal Montenegrin prin-
cesses into the Italian royal family,
All this. therefore, gives renewed in
terest to Henry w, Savage's announce"
ment that he will present new and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

A LII OF which leads to a
n "sweet" wedding in the
second act, in country house on
Long island. The picture might
have been an effusion in water
colors by James Montgomery
Flagge, so deliberately tinted, so
agreeably unreal, so appropriate
for an illustration Of a s'best sell
ler' il is; but in reality, it is the
best moment in the graceful stag
ing of the play, by Bertram Har-
rison. The gowns of the female
wedding guests are so aggressive
" hideous that / am sure they are
the last shrek IN 1918 fashion;
while the bride. "iu her mother S
wedding gown looks extremely
pretty. The best man has safe
guarded himself against a danger.
Gus situation by bringing four
wedding rings in as many pockets;
while the agitation of the groom is
amusipgly set forth. He shifts
about and fuses with his clothes
and fumbles generally as he stands
at the floral altar waiting for the
bride and her father. 'ELet go of
your trousers, mumbles the best
man to stop the other rolling bit
of them into a nervous knot
around his fingers, like bashful
schoolgirl. And, later, ''Buck
up. You'll live through it, you
poor nut
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

ned unfortunately for America,
Inna Elias. But if the house
fe was too much for his artistic
Il. the siren is worse, and Schill-
I flies to little island In the
kic
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

possession Of the man she loves.'
The bride has seen it on the arm
of her rival; and when her hus-
band spies it on her arm he "turns
pale' and commands her to take
it off. Thus she "knows all " She
tells him to pack up his toothbrush
and pajamas and spend his night
in one Of the guest rooms. No
man who is not as pure as she
shall be the father Of those
blessed children, But he won t
90, Then she will A clinch-but
his nobility conquers. He steps
aside, opening the door for her
safe departure. But, as she passes
him, she wavers. Then she does
love him!
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
TT is the brides boudoir. All
IL but servants hnve left the man

and wife in possession Of the house.
The couple talk lot about uu-
dying love, ETC., not forgetting the
unborn children. Then the hus-
band spies a curious Egyptian
bracelet on his wife arm. She
has just received it from the Rus
eian woman, with a note explain
ing that it will bring luck TO tho
woman who wears it "while in
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

lualS SudAe anu sulSoE llhS d. uouuI-
full custard.
TN "The Bridal Path" Thomp-
IL son Buchanan resorts to a re.
liable old expedient for "the
punch.' An exposition of wedding
night proceedings has frequently
drawn money to box office, though
usually of a theater avoided by
ladies. Mr.. Buchanan has seasoned
the old dish up to date with a
beautiful sprinkling of chatter
about maternity, natural selec"
tiop,' race suicide and what not.
A spirited young heiress has de-
cided on certain lifelong friend
as the desirable father for the
numerous children she hopes to
have. He has said nothing about
marriage the only convenient
way to motherhood nowadays as
the young mink puts it. So she
sends paragraph, coupling her
name with his, to a weekly sheet
that deals in scandal, counting on
the chivalry of her friend to come
to the point on seeing it. So conf
engagement in a letter, which a
SCI ) oul HdiJS wv sooo~ L Lie 10
unfortunate, because, you SEQ, the
editor has added to the contributed
gossip with a reference to the same
man s relations with Russian
portrait painter. And, on publica-
tion of the item that woman got
the first helping from his well Of
chivalry. However, she admits
that she cares more for accomplish
ino sonnet hinp in art than deyotlup
her life to motherhood and the
bridegroom elect, striking a James
X. Hackett attitude, spurns the
creature and proposes marriage TO
the red headed young woman who
is looking for healthy papa for
her babes.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

THE acting would have killed A
Il better play. In fact, aside from
Lucille Watson and Mrs. Charles G.
Craig. who were excellent as the Rus
Sian adventures and a negro nanny.
there was no acting. The minor
players all looked like musical
comedy. giving one q horrible feel
Ing that they might burst out IN
double -seXtet at any moment Rob-
ert Warwick, as the Ideal father OF
unborn children. may be dismissed
as "statuesque," Before Ann Muir
dock, in the central role. I can only
retire In good order. Her palpable
Imitation OF Billie Burke gave color
TO the rumor that Mr.. Buchanan had
written his play for that actress.
Miss Murdoch giggled and pouted and
posed She bounded in and out of
doors and leaped from chair to chair.
She cooed and wheezed. And all the
time she kept up facial contortions
that looked like ST, Vitus learning the
turkey trot.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

while the other drops his plow and
polishes his gun.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

A ND after this, the punch. Moth
N has happened in the wedding
scene-the first wedding L ever
saw on the stage not put there to
be interrupted; but with its hui
morous touches of Clydefitchian
observation and it's pictorial charm
it proved the best part of the
evening, The next scene knocked
au inoffensiye comedy into sem
sational melodrama; from which
blow 1t emerged in final act of
reckless farce. But / fear the
punch will be found to have been
such a solar pIexus blow as to
knock the whole enterprise into
the storehouse.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
A[JPTMANN SHEDS GLOOM;
GOTHAM LIKES SENSATIONS
Continued from Preceding Page).

a valet, all that she may be worthy
TO be married to the district at
torney with melting eyes. And
marry him she does, and down from
his gubernatorial aspirations he
falls, aye, even to the feet of the
Master Mind, who ultimately allows
him little peace in life because
the CURL loves him." However,
the Master Mind never gives his
victims much rein. And that is
well; for it is worth the price of
admission in itself to see single
glance or word from him make an
entire stageful Of hard-faced GRIM
inals shake and shiver like doubt
full custard.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
PLAYS AND PLAYERS
CONTINUED from Preceding Page.

tire Of her. Her discovery Of this and
the womanly courage with which she
meets the situation and straightens the
tangled thread of their lives makes the
audience her sympathetic friends and
at the end sends them home with the
feeling that this is pretty good world
after all.
The comedy element is ample and is
supplied principally by the pretty
bride rural relatives and by an ec-
centric professor who aids her in her
plan to rebuild her broken happiness.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

NJ EITHER feels up to taking her
TO market. and while the sister
Ia preparing for the trip. a neigh
bor runs In to say the old COW has