New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-09-16
AS | WAS SAYING

II is a beautiful editorial, this Of Brother Hap
good s-begins with puppies
Puppies frolic. They enjoy; they wag their tails;
they con6de." Not the old dog. The o'o dos
looks askance He lies on his mat and growis
So our thoughts run on ahead. We expect some
thing in the vein OF What is dosmatfsm7 PUPPY
ism grown I'D" But this is what we get
"Ah friends It is an art to grow old eeniaiiy'
difficult art and most important You may seem
reasonable and sunny to yourself Out 10 Tue
Young think you so? That Is the test and the best
way 20 meet it is to have interests not too CLOSELY
connected with your own welfare
Oh. wisdom. Nothing like getting our lessons
from dogs Yet what, meanwhile, are we DONG io'
the dogs? II becomes a pretty solemn question:
brethren. The other day man took his dog to
moving picture show, and the papers say the oeas'
enjoyed It,
The moral problem involved in this IS one tha'
cannot he overestims ted. With the dogs soihe W
the moving picture shows, and vice versa ""'''
shall We order our ethics
And right on top OF this comes DR.. Nogucni dis
covery OF the germ of rabies. Henceforth, II VIII
re a trivial adventure, getting rabies. Inc uos'
realize It. as ia shown by the following excerpt from
DIR s,as McGunnesss report 20 the Canadian gov
erument:
con investigation / have established that the re-
cent overcrowdng Of the hospitals throughout INC
Province OF Quebec Is due 10 the unprecedented
frequency Of dog bites. attribute the crime wave
among dogs 10 Dr. Noguchis success IN isoiauhe
the mcrobe Of rabies. 1t is most unfortunate tha'
the news could not be kept from the dogs Even
old dogs and those noted for their care OF Iheh
health no longer hesitate
We are sorry for the Canadians We love them
so that an American can travel there without in
curing ridicule To the English we were iunn!
people formerly: but, as stephen Phillips so grace
fully informs US. our manelpiece has fallen upon
Canada"
The Honorable Tay Pay OConnor is progressing
grandly with his series orators VINO nave IN
nuenced Me" This week he discusses Joseph Chan'-
berlan. and wo understand that the best Is sun IN
store delayed by the illustrators difficulty In Sc
curing sufficiently statesmanlike clowns and Jug
elcrs to pose for the background
A paragrsphcrs compliments to Mr. Wright keebel
OF Tennessee who has managed TO sleep forty days
and forty nights. How covet that precious
gift.
No doubt there is some practcahy IN the plan 10
place the baggage az the cnd OF passenger
train 10 serve buffer, but We prefer q pre-
ycntive measure which will the oncoIninS en-
oipeer at a distance say OF four miles. and fur
nish him with a powerful incentive to approach
For this purpose. advocate the cattle car.
We miss Brother Herfords Persian Kitten III
"Horper's Weekly" this time. and have been IN "A
fever OF anxiety az 1t awful scratch the 1T
te creature gave Mr. Witter Bynner's thin red
hook" last week. so we trembed for the conse-
ouence To paraphrase Father Tabbs famous
Tablet" and apply to Tabby
Had Witter Bynner been W.T.
lie surely would have strangled IT.
II is all very Jolly for the Amazon Indians 10 as
sassinate mere tame explorers from Chicago put
wait III they try their nonsense on the Colonel
'I am not one OF those who cry out against the
immortality Of the new dances" writes Anna Paw
Io,. and netbinks II would be funny II she we're.
We fear II will go hard with Brother Lamar now
thev have snatched him for Improvisation. II Is
dean dark crime We have witnessed IT. We we're
omong those present when noted ex-Salome i'm
Harry Lauder. George cohan and many
others. Dreadful!
Really. we had never seen such darngly original
limitations.
,iaenf t,rit, AR