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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-09

los cadaveres, desconocidos, con las ca
ras hinchadas por los culatazos. y
Han venido franceses a referirme III
| partlda ole aquellos destacamentos dc
prlsloneros turcos, que los b1lgaros lie.
Vaban leJos, no Sc sabe hacia que calva-
rios Los que no pod1an va arrastrarse
morlbundos de hambre, eran agobiados
a culatazos; los que caian. los pincha-
ban con la bayoneta los arrastraban
por las calles. Vienen m6dicos a contar-
me los martirios de muchachas griegas
con los senOs cOrtados, 4 las oue acme
Hos hablan asistido en- sl agOnia & bien
la muerte de todos los niTOs de ocho i
dlez amos, tajados con hacha Lalego me
llega la carta de una gran DANA ruma-
ma, diciendome que en- los bolsillos de
los prisioneros btlgaros llevados 4 Bu-
carest Sc hallaban veces ademas ore.
Jas ensartadas Ell rosario, manOs cOrta
das Gle nlnos: 'Bien sabeis que es III,
amUleto, decian para excusarse
\, por ultimo, me traen la fotografia \
debldamente autenticada, de un solda.
do turco: los b1lgaros Sc divierten en-
descortezarle ell craneo: todavfa
conserva la nariz, un ojo una meji-
lila; de 10 dem5s, no queda sino ell hueso
desnudo y raspado. =.
Pero estos documentos no tenfan va
lor sino al principle, cuando solo vo
denunciaba tantas monstruosidade,
hoy, TODD ell mundo las ha visto. hasta
un eslavo, un rusO que ha dado los de-
TALES mas horripilantes, despu6s de
que habla partido llleno de entusiasmo
para ell campamento b1lgaro. Lueyo,
he sido sufcientemente dido. sufciente-
mente atendido.
No, vale mas que vaya 4 buscar cal.
ma y belleza en- esa mezquita de en-
frente, que en- ell d1a me arroja su som.
bra y pOr la noche me arrIlla con sus
canticos aereos.
Pierre Lott,
de la Academia Francesa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-09
Pierre Lott
y los b1lgaros
FL articulo que produjo
ell desaflo de Torkof

(De El UNIVERSAL de Caracas
(Traducimos a continuation g
artlculo de Pierre Lott, que Sc
gun los cables que hemos publ
cado Ell estos dias, produio ia
provocaci6n a un duelo del te.
niente bllgara Torkof, hecha al
emlnente escritor.)
En- mi bella morada de un dfa. oue
Tue la del general b1lgaro Y de donde
hasta mace POGO emanaba tantO terror
reclbo, como 81 20 fuese un iusticiador.
abrumadoras declaraciones. Las de los
turcos pudieran parecer exageradas
No hablare sino de las de cristianos V
Judlos y no citare 1ntegra sino la que
slgue, que no ha sido publicada en- MIR
guna parte. Els de un griego, llamado
PandeGli, 1nico que escap6 a la famosa
tragedia del Martha.
"Cuando regresaba en- la tarde de nj
trabaJo, vi que mi barrio estaba inva-
dido por soldados b1lgaros. En- casa.
un sargento acababa de dar orden 4 mi
muJer de entregarle todo euanto poseia-
seiamos, y mis- hijitos (tengo cinco) llo
raban lagrima viva. En- las casas We
cinas, otros soldados procedian 10 mis-
mo POGO a POGO, nuestras ropas, nues-
tros objetos preciosos aparecian anon
tonados en- la calle, ante un Official que
Sc paseaba por delante de ellos.
"Cuando, al fin, los saqueadores So
convencieron de que nuestras viviendas
quedaban vaclas, nos llevaron a los
hombres a la estaci6n, con ell pretexto
ole que nos interrogara lln captain. FL
interrogatorio que Sc nos hizo a cada
uno fue, mas Q menOs, ell siguiente "TG
eres griego, verdad? Luego eres un la
dr6n. Ala - Y sobre este, dos bofeta
das y Sc nos conducia uno tras otro a
una cueva obscura, empujados brutal
mente, y 4 la oual bajabamos cabeza
abajo. ALI permanecimos encerrados
hasta la una de la manana. Entonces
aparecio un hombre que comenz6 por
decir: OH pero aqu1 hay demasiadol =
Llevaba una hnterna. Era un armenio
de Adrianopolis, llamado Arapian, que
nos conoc1a q todos. Grande fue nues
ira sorpresa cuando 10 vimos disfraza
do de soldado bHlgaro: "No sc trata de
haceros dano, sino solamente de lleva
ros otra parte. Subid !" Al salir de la
cueva, Sc nos puso en- marcha de dos en-
dos, entire una doble fila de soldados, a.
duarnte ell trayecto que fue large,
nos cargaron 4 culatazos
Arapian Sc acerco a los que conocia
mas y les dijo al dido Isl llevais dine
ro, entregadmelo, porque asl estara
mas seguro." Mi vecino lie entreg6 Is
libras (alrededor de 300 francos). Yo
conteste que no ten1a sino cuatro 8 Gin.
co piastras (cerca de un franco). "No
importa, me dijo, es in1til dejarselo 4
los b1lgaros; damelo, que tie 10 volvere
manana en- la mailana." Sin embargo
los culatazos Dov1an mas fuertes sobre
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
Personals

Mr. Hammers, of Elkins, IS the guest
of his son, Mr.. y. L. Hammers, in
Columbia street.
Mr.. John Baker, OF Piedmont, spent
Sunday here.
Mrs. Morgan is i'll at her home, in
Columbia street.
Mrs. Albert Helmick is spending a
few days at Murray. ,
Mrs. j. D. Miller. who was visiting
her mother, Mrs. Katherine JoIife, at
Murray. is very i'll, with symptoms Of
Pneumonia.
Miss Inez Jacobs spenr Sunday with
friends at Clarksburg.
Mr. John r. Baker. who has been a
patient at Cooks hospital, has been
dismissed.
Mr.. Edward Maxwell has returned
from Athens, Ohio, where he has been
employed.
Mick Madden has been very III
for several days.
Arthur Cunningham, OF Guifey street
is i'll with measles.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
BETTER CORN AND PIGS AND CAT
TLE-WHY NOT BETTER
BABIES?

In the March WOman's Home Com
RAMON appears the first complete re-
port of great campaign that is spring
ing up, with astonishing virility-a
campaign for "Better Babies" A year
or two ago woman i'll Iowa, Mrs.
Mary IT. Watts. conceived the idea that
in her State the principal enthusiasm!
among the people was for better cat.
tie. better corn and better hogs. At
the county and State fairs there were
occasional baby shows" but the
whole purpose was to pick ont and re-
ward babies for their beauty and at
Effectiveness rather than for their
health and development. In other
words, the buby was simply side
show for entertainment, and not taken
seriously, while IN every other exhibit
science ruled, and the object was to
cultivate knowledge OF the best ways
10 produce better products.
Mrs. Watts saw that Iowa was ne
glecting her most valuable crop-heE
crop Of babies, with the cooperation
of a physicianyF DryM: v. CLARK, she or
eanized real baby contest. THE OBJ
ject was to award prizes to those chill
Gren who made the best physical show
ing. Dr.. Clark prepared score cards,
tthe principal items Of which we're
adapted from the cards used in judg-
ing cattle and animals of various
kinds. These cards formed the. basis
of a scientific inquiry calculated to re-
veal the physical and mental efficiency
Of the child examined.
The results OF this first contest were
appalling. They showed that Iowa
lad better corn and cattle than babies,
and awakened public sentiment to .
wide study of all those matters that
concern the care OF childreN--diet,
clothes, baths, aud os on One child
who had received a low marking in
the first contest won n prize at the
second because the mother had car
lied out the suggestions as to the
child's diet and care, which she never
would have heard of had it not been
for, the aroused state OF the public
mind:
This year thirtyGve States have al
ready arranged to hold scientific baby
shows in connection with live stock
shows and state fairs. Women's clubs,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
The Stage
Mll11 AND lEEE IoNIeHr


When n musical comedy can invite
criticism to such an extent that news
papers will even so so ral as to dis
cuss 1t cditorially It is certainly oil
some consequence. a few weeks ago
Gus Hills wonderful and equally de-
served triumph Mutt and JEFF" show
I'd at Toronto, Canada, and the crowds
shat clamored to see the piece were OF
snch proportions that it was found i'm.
possible to accommodate everybody
who wished to attend. There were
plenty OF other worthy attractions IN
the city at the time, but for some rea'
son or other they we're ali passed up
in preference to the cartoon play.
Even William Crane, one c! our best
known legitimate stars, was partly, II
not totally overlooked. Compared to
the audiences that went to witness
Mutt and JEFF" Mr.. Cranes produc.
ton was practically deserted. It was
this fact that inspired tas editorials.
The writer's could not understand how
such a staid and prominent star like
Mr.. crane could be superseded or ig;
llored for a musical comedy like Mutt
antlSeff, and commented 81 length on
the decadence of public taste in their
discrimination Of Theatrical entertain
iItieat Mutt and Jet are at the Grand
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Died at McMechen

Davinna Pearl. the two months old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence
Nichols. died Friday evening at their
home at McMechen. The child had
been III but few days and the news
OF her death came as great shock to
her many friends here. Funeral SER
vices were held Sunday afternoon and
interment made at McMechen. Mr..
and Mrs. Nichols formerly resided in
Market street in this ward.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
Birthday Party

Mrs. Fred Rice, of cayenne, enter
taine5 few friends last Friday even
ing in honor OF Mr. Rice's birthday
anniversary. A very pleasant evening
was spent and refreshments were serv-
ed. Mr.. Rice received several useful
gifts from his friends. Tie guests in
cluded Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence John
son, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Johnson
and daughter, Bonnie, Miss Iva Hayes,
Miss Clara Rice. Mr.. AMI Mrs. F. y.
McCIoy. Mr.. and Mrs. Dunrce OF Rives.
vile, and Mr.. William Miller.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
BOUGHT AND PAID FOR

One of the most interesting an,
nouncements OF the theatrical season
is the forthcoming engagement of vii.
liam A. Brady's widely acclaimed sue.
cess, "Bought and Paid For" which
comes TO the Grand soon. direct from
The Playhouse, New York, where it
has been enjoying run OF over 400
consecutive performances. This won
derful play by George II. Broadhurst,
tells consistent story OF married life,
which, however. carries large vein
of comedy. The author has enriched
the story with much veracious detail.
$4,000 in prizes are offered free To
the residents Of this section in the
great automobile and prize contest.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

PROF. THURsToN, cLAiRvoYANT
Spiritual and Psysic Medium. This
great master of mediumship can be
consulted on all affairs Of life, love,
marriage, business, etc. Are you
unhappy? Not satisfied? He can
help you. He will advise you how
to win the hand OF the one you love
and opens the door to success, hap.
piness and health. $500 readings
$1.OO for short time only. 4O2 Quincy
avenue, corner Pierpont. Bell phone
49.L. Hours 9 toS. 2.14-St
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gl|lIN5l
!. government
SOME OF THE ADVANTAGES uN.
DER THE SYSTEM FOR WHICH
FAIRMoNTERs ARE FIGHTING.

Claims OF gains resulting from COM
mission government:
I. With Respect to Popular Control.
I. Eliminates party politics. 81 d
Dethrones the city boss.
n Prevents the subordination. OF city
administration to the purposes Of po-
litIcal organization. q
Establishes a short ballot and sim.
plifies elections.
Unifies the city as a political organi-
cation by abolIshing the ward system.
Gives citizens greater responsibility
through the referendum. initiative and
recall
Creates new and better civic spirit.
Compels commissioners, where mi
tiative is provided to enact ordinances
popularity desired
Permits every citizen TO participate
through direct non-partisan primaries,
in nomination as well as election OF
all commissioners.
Unifies public opinion.
g. With Respect to Official RESPONSE
btIlty.
Centralizes responsibility so 1t can.
not be cvaded.
Requires commissioners to do GER
tain things o: forfeit office.
Places responsibility for depart
mental administration squarely on the
shoulders Of a conspicuous official.
Prevents commissioners. by the
checks OF publicity and referendum,
from exercising harmful powers.
Proyides salaries sufficient TO attract
officials prepared for responsibility.
Establishes a definite hierarchy OF
subordinate responsibility.
Requires commissioners to take care
of the needs of all parts OF the COM
munity.
8. With Respect to Administration.
Brings about economy.
Provides government at work
every day in the year.
Provides for the administration OF
the city the same concentrated execu-
tive forces working unitedly in its i'll.
tercsts which distinguish every other
large corporation.
Substitutes efficiency for red tape.
Requires frequent meetings OF the
commissioners in the day time instead
Of one meeting week or a month a:
night as under the council plan.
Facilitates and expedites transaction
of business and the execution of pub
lie improvements. =
Renders prompt attention to com
plants,
Substitutes merit for pull" in ap'
pointments.
Provides the impetus OF change.
Restricts Misunderstanding power.
Compels publicity OF proceedings
and acts.
Requires full time service of off.
cialS.
Erects standards of service and
makes efficiency the principal require
ment OF public officers.
Safeguards public service by civil
service provisions II the community
desires.
Reduces taxation.
Obtains better terms for city de.
posits.
Takes police force out Of politics.
Brings about improvements in fire
Departments.
Keeps streets in better condition as
to repair, cleanliness and lightning.
Reduces water rates.
Increases wages.
Raises the credit of the city to par
and above.
Abolishes annual deficits.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR sALE-42 acre farm near Ion
ongah, Marion county, w. va sgI
acres of coal, some live stock, farm
Implements and some other personal
property to go With the farm one
sixteenth Of oil and gas Interests
be serserSed. Address or calison ..
F. Hurley, Monohgali, w. va.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
newspapers and physicians are awake
aud one Of the most important world,
movements has begun.
CONTESTS FOR
The FARMERS
At BETHANY

BETHANY, Feb. H. What prom.
lses to be one of the most interesting
and instructive events every attempt.
ed in this vicinity for the benefit OF
the farmer will be staged at Bethany
college from Reb. % to 90, inclusive
at which capable teachers will endea.i
'yor to teach the farmer many matters
that will be- OF great assistance to him
in the proper conducting Of his farm
and business. a program has been
arranged by the faculty Of the school
and in addition 10 lectures much
practice work will be done, and the
farmer will be taught the formation
of Judging cattle, horses and seed SO
that he may get more profit out-of
his business.
To- make matters interesting at
this course persons who enter into
the contests of judging cattle and
horses will be amply repaid for their
efforts as two prizes have been an
nounced, and will be given to the
Judge selecting the animal from care
rul observation that will measure M
to or near the standard after a years
care A fine COW will be the first
prize and a heifer win be the second
prize in these contests It is also like;
~ that other prizes win be offered by
the school. ~
The following program iwll be
rendered:
Tuesday, February %. morning.
Horse Judging conducted by c. q.
Cramblett and Harry Strickland; !
c'cIcck p. NJ, Starting the Orchard,
by Prof. Alderman and c. p Waugh;
2 O'clock p. nj. Meadows and Pas
lures" by Profs. Cook and Hill; 3
O'clock. Orchard Cultivation" by
Prors. Alderman and Helm.
Wednesday morning: Dairy Cattle
Judging by c. Fl. Boyce and A. W.
schmitt; ! O'Clock, "Balnyard Ma
nure," Profs. Hill and SOCK; 9 o'clock,
orchard Renovating," Profs. Alder
man and Helm; 8 o'clock, selecting
storing and Testing Seed" by Prof.
Ccok and S. C. Gist
Thu, sday morning, "'Indgtng SEED
Corn" conducted by Prof. S. c. Gist;
! o'clock, Pruning" by Profs. Alder
man and c. P. Waugh: o'clock. Fer
tilizer Buying" by Profs. Cook and
Royce; o'clock, Orchard insects
ana Diseases, by Profs. Alderman and
Helm.
Friday morning. Orchard Spray
ing and Pruning" conducted by Prots.
Alderman and Waugh; ! o'clock The
peach Orchard" by ProFs. Alderman
and r. II. Bane; o'clock, Lime and
Legumes," by Profs. Cook and Hill; 3
O'clock. orchard Management by
pr,ss r, p Waid and Helm.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR sALE-A fiyeroopa 2-story house
on soft street, located above Owens
Bottle Factory, East Park. Get OH
car 1T Mill street Will sell iche aps
for cash. Apply at residence deserts.
ed. w. A. Rove. ,lssSt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR sALE-Eggs for Matching. sosal
Comb Rhode Island Reds, IjtiiityI
and Exhibition mattngs, 800. 400
and $500 per setting. incubator
eggs $500 per 1OO G. r. and W 9.
Cartright, ManniDgtdnS w. RI.
A, mo
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

For sALE4Eggs, $500 to $500 per
setting at Fairmont Poultry at Fair:
mont Poultry Show 1918. My5birdg
bid for highest scoring pen n the
American class. THos. ]. KooNs
Proprietor, breeders Of Bun Wyans
dottes exclusively. Monongah, w.
Va, 2.1s,smos
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
t4e A. FARM FOR SALE CHE

1916 A. FARM FOR SALE CHEZ
Settling an estate. Located Yin Bel
mont Co, Ohio, Good eight:toosn
house, gas and telephone In spme
on r. D, 2 10 NJ. from good pike
10 mile from school. Barn, cow
shed and slow In good repair also
other out buildings. Good land and
we'll watered. Interested eall ON
DR.. Turner, Belmont, Ohio On
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
TO FARMERS

sas Eorss limited, time 'the West
yirginian will run small adyer'
tisemehts, without charge, for
farmers who have for ~" eggs,
chickens, sausage. hone! and
other farm products that may con-
vehiently be sent by parcels post.
Send in. your name, R. i. D. route,
number and list Of articles to be
sold, with prices.
This Is done to give the city
people a chance to buy fresh pro.
sduce direct from the farmer and
test the practicabtlity 81 the par.
Srel5post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR sALE-F4ve cottage houses With
modern improvements. located 81 2ds
ward, on lots 4oxlso. 1nducement toj
quick buyer. Apply 11S Fairmont
Ave. 1:sstts
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
Sunday School Attendance

Diamond street NJ e., 27S; PaIatine
Baptist, $50; First NJ. p, III.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FouNo-A pocket book at the Hippo
drome. Owner can have same ~
describing contents. Call bsllSbhoae
s1s-W, 2sisset
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

wANTED-cashier Apply in your
own handwriting. giving reference.
The United Wooden Mills Co, 1903
Main street. 2.14.St
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
FOR RKlJT.

FOR RENT-A very' desirable Groom
house with bath, Walnut Ave. close
in. Also brand new 5.room apart.
ment on Water St, LIST ward. In.
quire F. P. Kelley Lbr. Co. 2.16-tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
WANTED

wANTEo-Boarders and roomers. Ap'
ply 524 Pierpont Ave-, Fairmont.
2.15.St
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

Eggs for hatchins Forty
I. thoroughbred varieties
4 500 Good fertility tsuafante i.
per15 The Levi b. Harr Earns
Fatrmont, w Both
phones.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR sALE-Palm oil mfddlings Best
hog and COW feedyou can.buy:
per ton. Freight paid up To- 9c
livery one week. Philips Sheet
Tin Plate Co.. clsrksburg, w.
1921. mo:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR RENT-2 unfinished rooms for
light house keeping; private en-;
trance. Call 4S6 Monroe st. Ct
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR RENT-4 room apartment, hot
and cold water, steam heat. Very
modern apartment Apply &c. Mil.
ler Cooks Hospital. 2.1O.tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR RENT-Four room fat with
bath. Apply Robb's meat market
1.S1-tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

WANTED-A girl for general house
work, at once. Con. phone 27S.
2.14-St
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR RENT-Baseaent Public u lssal.s
building. 24S4s; high ceiling ln
qpire 1923 Jefferson st. NJ
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

AGENTS WANrED-s5 to 81 daily
selling New Fibre Brooms; 100 per
cent. profit; every woman will buy.
Begin canvass at once. Sample by
express, 80 cents. Wyune Broom
Co., Elmira, N. Y. s VIZ
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR RENT-one . room brick mouse
on Fifth street. All modern imp
ments. Inquire Hill Bros Denslsssls
s.. g;llis!s
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR RENT-store room in Odd Eel.
lows building, Merchant street, First
ward. For further information see
c. W. Walker or ]. H. Barrett, Elem
ing Bldg. ' 2.1,tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17
HOE kAIR.

FOR sALE-A first class steel range
cook stove with warming cioset;
4 will sell cheap; been used but little:
Call Jamison Mines No. Z. residence
1876, Barrackyille, W. Va. sests:s2t !;
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

as 1stenographer,
bookkeeper or any kind of. general
Office work. Have had experience
and have good references. Address
"stenographer" care West Virgin:
ian Office. 2-10'1m
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR RENTS room house, bath, eel.
lar, paved streets in Second ward,
Apply DIR. R. 3. Mccray, sos Madi.
son st. loot "
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

FOR RENT-one s.room house bes
tween 9Th and 18th streets, Bsnoni
Ave. Call Bell phone 800. iEi si;t
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-17

WANTED-To buy, lease, or rent, in.
cubators for March. Call Bell phone
2S1; Con. 29S 2.1S-St
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-11-08
REASON ENOUGH

A couple of six~year-old children
stood watching a fractions horse
snort its disapproVal at an approach
ing motor-car what makes a horse
act naughty when he sees a motor
ear?n asked one, and the other re-
piled: cit is this way. Horses is used
to see other horses pull carts, and
they. don't know what to think OF
carts going along without a horse.
1f.you saw a pair of trousers walking
down the street without man In
them you'd be scared. tool"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-11-08
HE HEALING ART

I TIE HEALING ART
"Well, this is splendidp' exclaimed
1.-THE doctor Why, you look as fit
as a fiddle!"
Yes, Pm feeling fne% answered
| the patient.
"Of course you are! l knew what
you wanted. Bathing would have
been the death of you. Two hot BATH,
4 day, fruit for breakfast, brown
bread and water for lunch, with the
exercises 1 prescribed for you are,
better than any holiday. No more
Indigestion or insomnia, have your"
mot trace Of emp
"Well, now own. up that you're glad
you took my advice"
"Well, doctor, didn't exactly take
lit. l went to the sea coast for a
month and lay on my back in the sun
Nall the time. l didn't need hot baths,
\ as bathed in the sea every morning,
kand eat about pound and a half
iTof steak every day, not to mention
Eham and eggs. That's the treatment
you ought to study Slong"