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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-30
THE CARABAO SONG.

President Wilson getting mighty little applause in the mainland
Carabao general thing the believes that the Pes
dent acting altogether ethy for the position he is trying
fill credit neither the presidency the party
placed he is The Los Angeles Times of the
many papers compares President Wilson with Professor Will
while that the concerning the friends OF Bur
by what President Wilson thinks it is
% President of the United States is peeved the Los An
ges paper Informed his cabinet members also the of
army that his peevshness must be contagious
and they know what good for them they will Immediately nocu
nay and forthwith condemn the Order
Carabao composed Of regular and volunteer officers of the
Nr Wilson's utrascnsve sorey wounded by the
flats and his official dignity mpaed on the sharp of Damn
forthwith resigned honorary member of the order Sec
rotary present rather tariy announced that the
song was in poor eliminated Others
dependent the President for their patronage and of mind
including their jobs him. He declares
il to be arca attack him. his administration and his Philip
pine Polls @ ., o, ,n i that NJ, Wilson and tbs other
desperately anxious to be offended by
insignificant do know what they talking about
They the Democratic administration We
say that the originated while Mr. Wilson still pedagogu
welding authority with pointer and settling the desine of
tons classroom with theories That song has no more to dc
with the present administration the Wilson policies than yam
kee Doodle Dixie My Old Kentucky Home If admin
istration had be offended would have
the Republicans but the Presidents since the days of Agunado
army navy understood under what circumstances the
written and why has been pereuaed at the annual dinners
Damn Damn Damn the Fipnos mot insurrecOs) the
WAR song song Of tine % % % tune no D rnmp d Ia IMP
the boys khaki stumbled through underbrush grimy follow
the trail of native bandits and nsrrecos In their hearts those
soldier boys damned the Fpnos and heartily They followed the
flag long duty asked it, nevertheless the hour when
they could their beloved those homes
back in the States of which they ondy talked and dreamed 1t
the of the hours the march and lifted the
the little wilderness of
in its echoes the heart hrobs of nations fighting
And appropriate officers of the of the
bao Chc caahao a Philippine OK meeting annually
renew old memories and enjoy the gaiey of old associations should
sing that
'But Wilson, decade and shouted
from thousands soldier boys troashcars of being
the Cardiac dinner and grows indignant because he thinks
policies Mr. Daniels expresses his engagement that
the known quickly many different quarters after
being given the Cardiac dinner AS secretary of the navy he is
wOefuy ignorant of the side of his military
ment There detachment any of the ships
of the where that known and There
barracks United the Philippines that
hear those words and that of the instruction
of the
and perhaps unknown Mr. Wilson
incorporated in anthology n a textbook"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-30
WHY?

The football is More than dozen deaths have been
reported and hundreds injuries
few of which will undoubtedly handicap their victims life
the corresponding advantages for which considerable
flee is made?
Apparently these rather hard find In both the Army
the Navy where the after of athletes be followed
fully the report that athletes shorter lived liable
develop the diseases of heart and which bring premature
senliy and in general distinctly less fitted for their
life than their nonHhetc fellows The for football
other serious attention to intercollegiate athletics that makes
Tor healthy bodies which quite important healthy minds
We now have the demonstration that il detrimental health
body
Faculties everywhere complain that dNcrs
and definitely disturbs scholarship That every admits
Why then does II conmc Is the principal that
attracts large crowds just did the speaccs Of the amphparr
At Rome prize fight does would be- worth while
having the answer Ia that queson-Whyt
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-30
ENCOURAGING SMALL FARMER.

The Advertiser will publish weekly list
of wholesale prices for Island produce the Honolulu markets
while T. Longe superintendent of the home markets division
Hawaii Experiment Station will also supply weekly mar
publication The marketing division authorized
by the last legislature appropriation having been made for that
Dr. V. student of cooperative
ketng organizations for the last years He stated to The
marketing organizations the United States in England and
Germany combined although there very little American tera
the subject One Southern farmers organization that boil
sells produce and purchases machinery fertilizers seed and
plies for its members includes three million farmers and plant
California Oregon Idaho Washington Colorado
have their fruit marketing organizations In the Central States
the got together wheat oat crops
products usually
waan public mind with small farming There cooperative
and the Caolnas they united in the marketing of tobacco early
truck the peach and berry and in the Gulf States they
almost controlling factor in cotton
The prime objects of farmers cooperative unions continuity
of supply honest and uniform pack and standardization
of farm produce a business basis.
The sales of the marketing division Honolulu
to about two thousand dollars month and the Immediate cost c
the taxpayers of Hawaii $l35 per The experiment
of small produce have standardized the methods pro
ducon and ready take themselves
not corporations Each member bears his of the
proportion to the volume of his produce handled and
all the proceeds from his stuff less only the handling
The cooperative market differs in that from
business The commission merchant charges The
operative organization usually employs its bookeeper
and office clerks and often does what private corporation would
do way increased pay to its en-
ployes depending sales made above market price
society does what the average commission merchant does not do
1t tries to inform its members supply and demand but also
to have the contributing members keep the supply
form.
Lack of uniformity of supply has been serious drawback in the
island small farm example ending
cember 20 turkeys threatened to be drug the market On De
cember q the market had no turkeys.
What Doctor Wilcox would like the island turkey
do would be to guarantee regular supply week in the
to hold their produce subject call
their beef cattle SO also with garden and farm producepant
to be able to supply vegetables other farm produce regularly
throughout the There perhaps half million dollars
OF farm and orchard produce imported into Hawaii that might
as well be produced here and not only be- but will be- day
The marketing division of the
help the farmers the practical selling their
but also intends the that trained
supervision of production that lies entirely outside
occupied by the retail merchants and
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-30
Dutch Nation Planning Big Prof
ect For Making Large Area
Available for Cultivation.

The Dutch nation is planning the con
quest of that arm of the North Sea
which pcnctrates the Netherlands for
distance of eighty miles, covering some
1000 square miles of fertile soil with
salt water. This important project is
fully described in the January Popular
Mechanics Magazine.
The Zuider Zee (Southcrn Sea- was
formerly a salt marsh or lake known to
the Romans as the Flcvo, and floods
occurring in the thirteenth century gave
it its present size, nearly thirty.fiye
miles wide, but shallow, averaging only
ten to nineteen feet in depth.
In her speech from the throne at the
recent opening of the Dutch Parlia-
ment, the Queen of the Netherlands
stated that bill would be introduced
for the draining of the Southern Sea
so as to form new province. This pro
ject is the result of years of careful
study and will be doubtless carried to
successful consummation, although it is
estimated that 500 10000 must be ex.
pended before the end is reached. That
the Dutch engineers have not underes-
timated the serious difficulties before
them is evident from the fact that they
have assigned from thirty-three to thir.
ty-six years to the task, but as it is be-
lievcd the revenue derived from the ad
ditonal area will bring over $25,000,-
600 annually to the crown the thrifty
llollanders do not balk at the tremen-
dous investment of time and money.
The Zuider Zee is partially separated
from the North Sea by chain of
islands, Texel, Vlieland, Terschclling
and Ameland. 1t is now source of
revenue, the Zuider Zee fisheries pro-
ducing about 100000 annually. But
surveys have shown that the soil be-
meath the sea is nearly all sandy clay,
| therefore fertile land, capable of bear
ing, under the careful, intensive farm
| ing operations of Holland, heavy crops.
lrrgating canals throughout the new
| district will convey fresh water to the
small farms, as is the custom in the
now populated sections, and windmills
! will doubtless still be used to lift the
water from level TO level in the same
picturesque way which has become ia
miliar through the work of artists of
! several centuries,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-30
HOLBRON LOSES
DIVORCE SUIT
Action Based on Drunkenness Dis.
missed Husband Furnished
Liquor to Wife.

Judge William \. whitney yesterday
denied Robert Hebron, Jr. the request
that he be divorced from his wife, rs.
Their ID. Hebron, whom llolbron charged
with intemperance. Judge Whitney
also declared that Iolbron pay his
wife 5 attorneys fifty dollars for coun-
sci fees and the costs of the court AS
well. Hebron admitted on the stand
that he iivcd with his wife following
the filing of his suit for divorce.
Mrs. llolbron freely admitted that
she occasionally got iinglcd-not
Grunk--but that he husband brought
the booze home and that they all fell
to in drinking and having "A good time.
Attorney Glen X. Quinn, who repre-
scented the wife, made an earnest argu-
mcnt to the court at the close of the
taking of the evidence, which Judge
Whitney listened to patiently. lIol-
brOn is IA member of the local detective
force and Quinn claimed that his evi-
Gencc on the stand IN this particular
ease was nothing but "police court evi.
dencc and your honor knows what that
amounts to. llolbron lied on the stand
and your honor knows it, - exclaimed
Quinn with considerable force. The
libel was dismissed.
Divorce for Japanese.
Judge Whitney granted decree of
divorce from Full Komatsu from Flu.
sakishi Komatsu on the ground of non
support, the decree to take effect Jan
| uary 10, 1914.
Kaichf Kurihara has brought a suit
| for divorce against his wife, Suye Kur.
hara, whom he charges with statutory
offense. Mr.. and Mrs. Kurihara were
married in Honolulu by the Reverend
| MIR. MiyaO January $ last.
| The final accounts of Margaret T.
| Morgan as eXccutrX of the estate of
| James f. Morgan, deceased, were ap.
proved yesterday by Judge Whitney
and the cXecutrix discharged.
VIII Handle Estate.
Mary b. Eicher was yesterday APP
| pointed, without bond, as the executrix
of the estate of Franz BrzcZowsky, de-
ceased, by Judge Whitney.
The guardianship matter of Henry
Wharton was yesterday continued by
Judge Whitney until January 81, at
nine clock in the morning.
In the two rcplcvin cases of H. S.
Decker against High Sheriff William
Henry, arising over the question of
ownership of the race mare Sonoma,
Judge Whitney yesterday appointed S.
II. Derby of San Francisco as commits
sioncr for the court to take the deposit
tion of ]. w. O 'Rourke, who is a wit
ness in the case.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-30
PASSING HOUR.

The merchant who sufficient faith in his goods to adj
ycrisc them record printer ink the worth
paronizing That be depended upon
II fortunate that Kuhio in Honolulu ready to receive
delegations may wish call upon him relative repeal of
the law against prize fighting If he at Washington 1t would
be announcement
Jcn McCau has taken the right stand Whether pugllsm Is
deusr the question The law prohibits II and the
law should be- enforced II II proper law, II should be re-
pealed, but until II i repealed il should be exercised
Information which reaches The Advertiser from the toasi ~
HE effect that PnkhAm turn dsup
pnutmrn the Organization Of the local Democratic party
which Of the best things have heard concerning Governor
Pmkham date Just how the Governor could fail 90 dsap
point m local moullppes democracy and still consider the boz
forests ~ the public the hnp good many asking
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-30
wHooPING COUGH.

when your child has whooping cough
be- careful 10 keep the cough loose aud
eApectoratiou easy by giving Chamber
lain > Cough Remedy m may be- reqrir.
I'D. This remedy viii also liquify the
tough murus and make il easier 10 eX.
portoutr. n hus lreu used successful
ly IN many ridcmirs hnd us il contains
lo narcotic or other injurious substnn
rrs IL b. TarfrtlY safe. lor sale by all
leuler lru.1u Smith q Co.,, agents for
linNail
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-30

Eusign stlr- of che salvation Army
who boo boon ip charge of the lilo
WORT fur rHrul frIu has been pro.
muiri o. WEr charge 0f fhe outside DE
turts ~ usIu. lir Nlll hr surrrrdad
loo llIr Dos iuri ~ ~ krnnriYl Who
Boo boon fHu trlrul mnnihs griuna
acquainted Uth his urn hri,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-30
A BASE DEED.

chairman Mc'omhs secs the finish Of the progressive party So
docs every other rruryed ohscryer-lMhulo ArNs
Maybe they right hut AN fair minded persons probably will
agree that Mr. Mromhs and Other eearyed Observers guilty
"i lfh'rp M knnp The progressive party while boz 10 of h
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1913-08-08
HEALTH FOR WOMEN
Eminent Physicians Discovery Sold CT
Remarkable Free Offer.


Until the discovery of Rcno's New
Health there was no known cure for the
many ills with which women suffer
Every pain and ache soon vaniSheS I'M
der the curative and healthgiving influ
ence of this remarkable remedy, the
prescription of an eminent New York
Physician who gave a lifetime to the
study and cure OF female diseases.
Like nothing else Reno'S New Health
gives vigor, life and strength, makes
nervous, ailing women well and cheer
full. 1t diSpelS headaches and baniSheS
all nervous troubles. 1t is not a mere
temporary relief, but a permanent cure.
Nothing is claimed for Reno's New
Health that it will not accomplish. In
proof of this il is sold under an absolute
guarantee 10 refund the purchase price
il the first bottle fails TO relieve or cure
Scanty, Profuse, Painful, Irregular or
Suppressed MenStruation, Sickly periods,
Constant WEAKNESS aud Weakness, De.
preston, Cramps, Dizziness, Violent
Headaches, Palpitation of the Heart,
Pain in the Back and GroinS, Leucorr-
hea and all inflammation, liberation
and Discharges of the Vagina and Ute
rus.
If you are weak and nervous or if
there is any drain upon the system, with
periodical pains, use Reno'S New
Health, the only guaranteed cure for
female diseases and see how quickly ii
will cure you and make you well. The
sooner you start taking il, the quicker
you will be free from suffering.
Sold by Ackerman-Stewart Drug
Co., and ]. II. Haughton.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1913-08-08
LOBSTER AND BUTTERFLY.
Widely Apart In Appearance, They Are
Close Relatives.

You would hardly think it to look at
them, yet the lobster is relative of
the butterfly. The kinship is not mere
ly that of two members of the animal
kingdom. The lobster and the butter
fly are actually in one and the same
great group of the kingdom, like the
clam and the snail or the whale and
the giraffe. whose spheres of activity
are so widely separated
1t Is simply, as Darwin pointed out
In the case of all other creatures a
great many years ago, that the lobster
and its friends. the crab. the prawn
and the shrimp, chose one method of
life, while the butterfly and it's set
chose another.
So the first group developed charac-
teriStics suited to the conditions in
which 1t lived. including as one Of the
most important. AS its members do
not move rapidly, a coat of armoE TO
protect them from their innumera%e
enemies, while the butterflies and the
great host of other winged insects
shed every bit of supertluous weight,
trusting to swiftness to carry them out
Of danger and to protective coloring
to conceal them when fight is I'M
availing.- London Family Herald.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1913-08-08
Crescent CITY News
John McGrady left on Monday for a
visit TO the coast of several weeks.

John McGrady left on Monday for a
visit TO the coast of several weeks.
Miss Mary Lou Leman OF Green Cove
Springs was the guest for several days
last week of Miss Grill Burton. Miss
Burton entertained in her honor last
Saturday evening.
Mrs. DR.. Denham of Jacksonville
spent the week end in the city with the
doctor. DIR. Denham is the new den
list who has recently arrived here with
The purpose of making Crescent City
his permanent home, and it is presumed
that Mrs. Denham came down for the
purpose of viewing the town and as
place of future abode. II is TO be hoped
The lady'S first impression was favorable.
Rev. J. B. Culpepper the famous
Georgia evangelist preached at both
the morning and evening hour at the
Methodist church last Sunday. His
coming was not generally known too
the people Of the town or the church
would have been inadequate to accom-
odate the people. Mr.. Culpepper spent
Monday in town explaining to the
people the plans of the Anastasia
Assembly near st. Augustine.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1913-08-08
FRISKY SENATE PAGES.


They Are Great Mimics and Discuss
BurIesque Legislation.
They are the greatest mlmics in the
world. They can take off the idiosyn
crasies and humorous peculiarities of
the senators to IT"
Sometimes when the senate is not
sitting and too many visitors and page
bosses are not around to observe the
proceedings the pages themselves go
into solemn senatorial session. One
will impersonate the vice president,
another the chief clerk, and 50 on.
Various other boys will pretend to be
either their favorite senators or the
senators of home states. Each boy oc-
cupies the seat to which the real sen
ator Is entitled.
Bang! goes the vice presidents gavel,
and the extraordinary session Of pages
has convened. There Is always an
argument as to which senator shall
be recognized when the regular order
Of business is reached. Every conceiv-
able current subject Is discussed, with
goodly sprnkling of baseball legis
lation," which always carries with it a
rider by which each page senator shall
be entitled to an annual self renewing
pass for all the seasons games.
A bill which Is almost sure to be
introduced is one which proposes to
Increase the salaries of the pages and
shorten their hours Of duty.-Robert ID.
Heiue In I.eSlie's Weekly.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1913-08-08
When Dead Men Ate,

In the medical press is a story of a
man who believed that he was dead
aud who for that reason refused to
take nourishment How can the
dead eat and drink" he asked when
food was pressed upon him. 1t was
obvious that unless something were
done to bring him to his senses the
delusiOn must soon become actuality-
he would die of starvation. The stran-
gest ruse was tried. Half a dozen at
draped in ghostly white, crept
silently in single file into the room
adjoining his and with the door open
sat down where he could see them at
Il hearty meal Here. who are these
DeopeT' inquired the patient Dead
men," answered the doctor. "WhatW
said the other. DO dead men eatP
TO be sure they do, as you see for
yourself" was the answer. well"
said the corpse, IF that is so I'll join
them. for I'm starving" The spell
was broken, and he sat down and ate
like forty famished men.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1913-08-08

The bell Of Scottish church was
giving ont very poor tone, and a
committee was appointed to inquire
us to what was wrong and to report
on the best means of putting it right
After an examination the members
were divided in their opinion, and the
kirk officer who was in attendance
With the keys, was asked his view,
Fine, A ken what's wrang wi the
bell" he remarked. ITS she-yin,"
meaning that it was Of the feminine
gender Pressed to explain, he added.
ITS tongues owre lang-it's needin'
to he cliHpit!" And this turned out
to be really the fault The tongue had
become loosened to the extent of an
inch or so and was overlapping the
curve Mt the rim and therefore not
striking truly.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1913-08-08
BATTLES IN THE BLOOD.
Antitoxins Fight the Germs of Their
Particular Disease

When any animal has certain dis
ease its body produces large quantities
Of the particular antitoXin that will
fight that disease. If the blood of this
animal be introduced into another ami
NAL the latter will get the disease, but
In milder form. and will at.the same
time be stimulated to secrete large
quantities of the antitoxin. 1t is now
capable of resisting an attack by an
army of powerful germs and becomes
immune" to the real disease
If its blood be drawn and filtered to
free it from red and white corpuscIes
the serum that is left is merely the
watery part of the blood heavily
charged with the antitoxins of that
disease. This. injected into the blood
Of person suffering from it. re-en-
forces the antitoxins already there and
speedily routs the enemy by neutraliz,
ing the poisOns that the toxic germs
are liberating.
Serum Is prepared in two ways-one
by taking it from the blood Of another
animal, the other by culture from
the blood Of the patient himself.
There are only one or two diseases
that can be cured by medicine. In all
others the medicine is given merely
to stimulate the natural production of
antitoxins. If we knew how to make
an antitoxln for every disease we
should have no more Use for medicine.
The number of diseases for which
antitoxins are being discovered is null
tiplying year by year. = New York
World,
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1913-08-08
FERoCIous DoLPHINs.
Marine Monsters That Are Known as
Whale Killers.


There really Is such Il sea monster
us the whale killer. 1t is one of the
largest and most ferocious of all the
dolphin family. 1t also is known as
the grampus. 1t is characterized us d
genus by its large size and the conical
and depressed head, devoid of beak
The back fin is of great length, espe.
cially in the males. and the fippers are
large and broadly ovate.
The teeth are comparatively few
in number, varying from ten to thir-
teen on each side of the jaw, and are
much larger than in any doIphins yet
noticed, being often an inch or more
in diameter and having an oval sec
ton. The coloratlon is striking, the
upper parts and fins being black. while
the lower jaw, chest and under parts
are whitish.
The white area of the under parts
does not, however, extend to the fukes
but ends posterorly in a trident. of
which the lateral and shorter prongs
extend obIiquely upward on the tanks.
There is large white streak above
and behind the eye. and frequently at
least purple crescentic area extends
across the back behind the fin. The
killer attains a length of at least TWEEN
ty feet.-St Louis Times.