Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-13

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wEAiEf4 81 Desirable II you have
a and predatory 4 tho other sink
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In fsNer FAIR t. Judge girl BY
the company she IS 0bllRed ip enter
tain.
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At Any RATE. Colonel Roosevelt
eant ttli Those South hmcFieauB any
thina about revolutions.
Co.
NEXT WIZ SHALL have slightly
leas tlfnlcnt atsesm over the football
seAspn
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so n'AR THOSE six Young ladies' OF
Saitn q, VINO sold 20.o0p kisses for
Gao coo are not reported as suffering
from any communicable disease, but
there has been M s,nusuai demand for
Geld CREAM ia that town.
H.
WE COULDN'T be expected 10 have
many cheerful ideas left on Blue
Monday after The fair ~ you have
seen any 81 these alleged witllclsms
elsewhere be charitable and keep It
under your hat
A WOMAN IN New TIempshlre. aged
40 cioped with 4 man aged a. Au-
thoritign say shf u feeble minded
Pshaw. This 4 ,he day Of the foxy
grandmother
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An Trrcducihle Minimum.
on. when J shrii BE- GATED 90 die,
f.et me have had The price 10 buy
A SILK shirt and q pair spats
And enc one best bet n naughty hatsi
Let me have had my cosffure creased
And parallels IN trousers creased:
Afy boots engiazed. and round my neck
a two-bone scarf without q fleck!
let me have had my teeth fresh filled
with gold meiiculously milled.
And LEI me be. ere I'm immured
(if nothing else), w0manicuredi
Judge.
A KANSAS man travelling abroad Is
much chagrined to learn that the
blue Danube" OF waltz fame. n the
color % mud. porhapu ne hasn't a
poets eyes and lacks the symphonic
moods q a composer.
o.
AND THE next day Il rainod.
o.
THERE ARE no birds In last years
nests--and there Is nothing more de-
pressing than a dustpan full Of last
weeks confetti.
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MADAME BERNIsARDT relates an
experience she had during the French
revolution. On. well, everybody
knows how old sarah Is. anyhow.
o.
PEOPLE who write about "opos-
sum and potatoes" are not to the
manner horn. That Justly famous
dish Is called 'poHsum and taters."
A Dyspcpfical Lament.
] remember, ! remember
The things I used TO eat,
And some had hlling properties
And some were very sweet.
But nowadays ! sit me down
To scan the bill o. fare
And nothing much appeals 10 me
That / see printed there.
I remember, remember
The hearty appetite
With which / used 20 fall on food
Al morning. noon and night,
But. an, the wars have wrought a
change
That's very sad 10 see,
The breakfast that I used 10 like
Would be the death Of mo.
remember. I remember,
Those truly luscious pies.
That used to nli me with such Joy,
I felt In paradise.
] never thought when I was young
such things could ever cloy;
But I'm NOT so keen for pastry now
~ when ! was boy.
Paul Cook la Birmingham Age
Herald.
CLOTHES DON'T make the man
but a lawyer would be hard up u Il
WASH TOT hNAtnf
o.
WE NOTE WITH Interest," that Mr..
Lee spoke at the undcrtaScls' con.
vention on "rhe Law as Applied "a
OUR Profession"
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THE CAVE MAN must have been a
mutt
SAG those Who'vo conned his occiput
| BeWhlskered. hairy and uncouth,
He was a sorry sight in sooth,
Whenever he felt need ~ grub
He sailed for u With q club.
And when he got Il tooth and paw
Reduced II while he woifed it raw
The End Man.
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THE CONDUCTOR on the Santa ~
branch was telling a passenger how
| his train had run over "a coyote "Wai
ID on the trackg'' asked the passenger
| "No." answered the conductor s0r'
caslically, 1--WE had 10 chase IL up q
I canyon
IL. d. J.