The Lake County times., 1913-11-15
Tabernacle Meetings.

The sl<epaticals regarding the taber-
nacle as place to hold religious
services have been convinced. Many
who thought that the tabernacle could
not be made warm and comfortable,
have found TO their surprise that the
tabernacle has been made as warm
and cosy as many of the most modern.
up-to-date homes. The arrangement
of the platform for the chorus is the
most modern, up-to-date arrangement
that has ever been constructed in this
city. And the members of the largest
chorus Of singers that have ever been
gathered together enjoy the opportuni-
" TO work under the direction of such
men as Prof Maltbie and Prof. Gour
ley.
Rev. Newlin is a past master in
welding the English language. 1t is
necessary to see and hear him in ac-
tion in order TO fully appreciate the
pathos and the power with which he
delivers his telling blows. The fol-
lowing are some of Newlin's straight
shots:
Every Christian IS an advertise
ment of the church"
Christians should be like pianos
grand. square and upright.
Some think they are steadfast for
the Lord. when the facts are. they are
stuck fast for the devil"
"A man who lies or talks obscene
~ or profanely is bad man"
"Gossipers are the social sewerage
system of a town"
II would not give much for the re-
ligion of those who do all their think
ing between their chin and their
nose"
The devils first shot is at the
preacher. and his second is at the
choir"
THE tongue is loose at one end so
II can swing either way, but it is fast
ened al the other end and that makes
your responsible for the way it wags'
When you buy a cheap novel; you
get ten cents worth of unadulterated
perdition."
Rather late, but a good story is go
ing the rounds of the politicians anent
a warm Peterson adnlirer, who thought
he had put in ringer for the con-
gresham at the last election. The
man in question was talking to a poll
tician and telling him about his vote.
and the how and whyfore of 1t, the
conversation running something like
this: you betcher sweet life 1 voted
fer Peterson at the last lection. Why.
Peterson in fact, was the only feller /
voted fer. an I wasn't ashamed of it.
either. You betcher, L just knocke ed
h out of that old eagle by crossin'
it out, an then signed my name right
under Jawn Is. Petersons name on the
ballot. Think 1 didn't vote fer him,
Ell? Well, 1 guess"
While making a water pipe connec-
tion on South street yesterday City
to sustain quite severe injury to one
of his eyes. a piece of flying steel
glancing into it and causing a most
painful injury. The foreign piece of
steel which was unusually large. was
extracted from the eyeball by physi-
clans and it is not thought that any
serious results will follow.
Two fellows hailing from Gary were
roundly scored at the Grand theater
last evening by a vaudeville actor do
ing turn a the show house. The
fellows started to josh a woman sing
er. a team mate of the comedian, wher
he appeared the scene and admin
istered telling rebuke to the erst-
while joshers, they leaving the house
in the greatest of confusion and EN-
barrassment. They just tackled the
wrong fellow.
Mr. and Mrs. william Hughes are
living in the Anton Du Bois home or
Court street until their new home il
the Hayes subdivision is completed.