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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
Must Have a Grumble.

Il have a complaint to make"
1t was a guest at the seaside hotel
who spoke.
What is it?" asked the polite pro-
prietor.
My ROOM" said the angry guest,
rs comfortable and the bed is soft"
But, my dear sir"
THE bathing is actually good, and
the London newspapers reach here in
three hours"
why ="
The table is good, and the walters
do not expect to be tipped"
But, sir, don't see"
In fact, the place is delightful, and
your bill last week didn't bear a
single thing that had not had. But I
can't stand IT."
But what do you mean? I have
purposely arranged everything for
the comfort of my guests and thought
l had done all in my power"
That's the whole difficulty. Every
things so good that ! can't believe
it's true, and l lie awake all night for
something to happen and my dream
to end. l am fretting myself i'll over
it, and II you can't give me something
to grumble about pretty soon I'll have
to pack up and go home"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
Not Friends Now.

Two young lady friends met, and aft
er an interchange of the usual saluta-
tons. one remarked:
"Oh, May. I'm so glad TO see you.
Indeed. was just on my way to call
The fact is. I want you, as my oldest
friend. to be one OF my bridesmaids"
bridesmaids, Daisy How lovely
exclaimed May, But I didn't know
YOU were engaged
We'll l know it's sudden" was the
answer. but he's awfully much in love,
YOU know; and it's really just too sweet
to live. Win you act. May?"
Act? OF course I will. I shall be
charmed. But" and she took a step
as though to move Off. do come round
the corner and tell me all about it
Here is Bob Henderson. that laughing.
gibbering idiot. He is grinnlng just as
though he meant to stop, and l don
care to be seen talking - him"
bob Henderson," exclaimed Daisy
in an amazed fashion Why. he's the
man I'm going to marry
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
LIVE cHEAPER-CUT YOUR
MEAT BILL DOWN

You can cut down your meat bin
two-thirds and get more nutritious
food by eating Faust Macaroni. A
10c package Of Faust Macaroni con-
tains as much nutrition as 4 lbs. Of
beef-ask your doctor
Faust Macaroni is extremely rich
in gluten, the bone, muscle and flesh
builder. 1t is made from Durum
Wheat, the high protein cereal.
Delicious, too You can serve
Faust Macaroni a hundred different
ways to delight the palate. Write
for free recipe book showing how.
In alright moisture-proof packages,
5 and 10 cents.
MAULL Bros, ffsE
st. Louis, Mo.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
Up-to-the-Minute Jokes

In one of the suburbs of Belfast
trade was dull and the chief grocer
in the district found his earnings be-
coming smaller day by day. One morn
ing an old customer entered. In ex-
peCtation of something good, the
grocer jumped up from his seat and
rubbing his hands, said: Well
missus, what can l get you?"
"A 'pennyworth o. soap" was the
reply.
"Oh," said the Disguised grocer,
yen be washing the canary to-day?"
CLARA, I love thee alone" Thus
sighed the tender youth. oh, hear
me, then, my passion own. With
trembling lips and earnest tone,
swear I speak the truth"
He paused-a blush o'erspread her
cheek. She let him draw her near.
Scarce for emotion did she speak Yet
she did ask, in accents meek, How
much have you year?"
Mrs. Subbub-I wonder what's come
over your master this morning. Sa -
rah? Instead of being cross. as usual,
he started off happy and whistling
like a bird
Sarah (the new servant)
afraid it's my fault, mum. I got the
wrong package, and gave him bird
seed instead Of regular breakfast
food, mum.
Il must request the congregation to
contribute generously this morning
said the Rev. Mr.. Smallfee, sadly
My stipend is eight months in ar
rears, and my creditors are pressing
l. Of course, work largely for love
and love, equally of course, is tender;
but It isn't legal tender
Standing by the entrance of a large
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
NO WOMAN SHOULD DO 1T.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

Do you not think a young wom-
an lowers herself in the estima-
ton Of a man, and loses her self
respect, when she borrows money
from him until she receives her
own salary, even though she re-
turns the money she borrowed?
l. MIG
There may be no wrong thought or
intention, but it is not in good taste
Moreover, if the man is of the wrong
sort it will lead him to presume to De
more to her than he is.
Surely, no girl is so isolated she
has no father, brother or girl friend to
whom she can go in need.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01

estate in the suburbs of Dublin Q
two huge dogs carved out of gram Z.
An Englishman going by In a mo-
tor thought he would have some fur
with the Irish driver.
How often, Jack, do they feed
those two big dogs?"
Whenever they bark, sir" was the
straightforward reply.
Young man, we need brains in our
business"
Il know you do. That is why I'm
looking for a job here"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
OF COURSE NOT.

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
I am nineteen, and have been
keeping company with a young
man one year my senior. l had a
quarrel with him and have not
spoken to him since he talked
about me. When l asked him
about It he took II as a joke. l
have found out since he was put
up to It by a Jealous friend. Do
you think I ought to apologize
first? ALICE.
You must not apologize first or last
and I hope you have too much self.
respect to accept an apology If ht
offer IT,
He has gossiped about you. There
can never be forgiveness for that
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
Household Suggestions

and they viii come out easily and
without breaking
When making pastry that is 10 he
served cold, milk should be used for
the mixing, and the pastry Will keep
short and crisp longer than if mixed
with vaSter.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
Advice to the
Lovelorn
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
LET YOUR HEART DECIDE.

LEI YOUR HERh DEClDEs
TEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
IL am Is and keep house for my
brothers. I know man older
than !. He is widower, with one
child four years old. He asked
me TO marry him. l have known
him about 90 years and he is
a home man. STELLA
There is much in favor Of an ac-
ceptance. He is a home man. you
say; you have known him twenty
years, and I take it for granted that
you know nothing against him. In
addition you are in a position Of IN
certainty since your brothers mar
rage would make you homeless.
But against all this there weighs the
question Of love. Unless you love
him you will not be happy, though
he were a paragon Of virtue. Your
heart must decide.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
HE DOESN'T.

DEAR MISS FAIRFAN:
l am II and in love with a man
six wears my senior. As he is out
Of town, we only correspond with
postals. | would like TO know If
he loves me How can l find out?
HEARTBROKEN.
He doesn't love you. When a man
loves a girl, he has something 20
write her that is too personal to put
on a postal.
The discovery Of a mans love for
woman is something that is never
learned by probing so don't distress
yourself by trying. And don't sisu
yourself "Heartbroken." I am quite
sure the word doesn't describe you.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
Do You Know
That

a military band with clergyman
as conductor is a combination which
probably is to be found only at Illo-
gan, Cornwall, where the rector, the
Rev. Harry Oxland, has just complet-
ed his twenty-seventh year as conduc-
tor of the Hogan Military Band. The
rector and his 80 musicians, nearly all
Of whom are tin miners, are familiar
figures throughout West Cornwall,
the band being very popular at va
rious public functions.
A hedgehog was the means of de-
railing an engine tender at Sand
bach, Cheshire, England, and holding
up the traffic on the North Western
line for half an hour recently. In
vestigations made after the tender
was derailed showed that the hedge
hog had crept between the point rail
and the side rail, and, being trapped
when the points were moved, prevent
ed them closing properly.
A prominent West Country farmer,
attending the opening of a new CO.
operative milk depot at Bath, Eng
land. declared that he had not drunk
a glass of milk for twenty years be-
fore attending that gathering, when
he had one for the novelty of the
| thing, and was delighted with the
taste.
Ants can stand extremes of heat
and cold. Forty eight hours expos
ure TO frost will not kill them, and
one sort has been observed to build
| its nest in chinks in a blacksmith's
| forge
The French people are great
chicken raisers. A return gives the
income derived by them from this
| industry as $500, 100000
The largest opal in the world,
weighing seventeen ounces, is worth
| 100000 and belongs to the Emperor
| of Austria
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
Why He Ordered It.

F'reshman-'Thought you said the
coffee was rotten at this club. What
did you order it for ."
Friend-"Oh, usxlit in my fountain
pen"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
You Have Until Thursday Noon
to Solve "The Triple Tie
$3.50 in Cash Prizes for Best "FinaL Chapter" of
The Georgian's Great Mystery Story

Q ATURDAYS nstalment of THE Triple Tie left Gordon
~ Kelly in very dramatic situation The final chapters of
story will be printed The Georgian Monday July
In the meantime readers of THE Triple Tie will have until
Thursday send in their conception of the conclusion
petition for prizes aggregang $3.50 offered by The Georgian
The problems for the reader to solve these:
First-How does Kelly escape the mountaineers?
Second-What happens to Mildred Deery, the
heroine?
Third-How did Gordon Kelly, who confessed that he
game of ball and never played game Of ball
up the time he asked Manager Smith of the Atlanta
club for position his team-how did Gordon Kelly
learn bat catch and bases the
he displayed at Atlanta that caused the Boston club
give the unheard of price 900 for Gordon Kelly
lease?
Fourth-What happened when Gordon Kelly went to
bat in the ninth inning of the final and deciding gamer
Fifth-What is the final ending of the story?
No contributions will be considered they delivered
The Georgian office later than July bear post
mark later than that time.
Please remember that this is guessing contest Orig
nay literary value and analytical cearness will be largely
considered in awarding the prizes Three judges in way
connected with The Georgian, will award the prizes
The prizes for the best solutions follows:
FHsL FTlze S1VUVO
1nlLu 1o'VU
Twelve Prizes each 800
Iotal OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. ........... $4,000
Address all letters to Mystery Editor, The Georgian At
lanta Ga.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01

In drawing threads from hemsritch-
ing or. drawn work wet a small
brush, -Arub it on a cake of soap and
then oEathe threads you wish TO draw,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01
Hint

Beg pardon. sir. but didn't you
want TO see me-"
Hey! What's that?" Warren turned
10 find the deck steward AT his elbow
What In the devil do You want?"
Helen stared blankly. Then as she
saw the other passengers glance at
them with a meaning smile-shc re.
membered the money i'm her glove
Whats taat2" repeated Warren.
loud enough for everyone TO hear. 81
don't know what you're talking about"
"Oh dear ! forgot to give him his
tip. Herel" taking the bin from her
glove and thrusting 1t at him
$50 that's what you're after"
roared Warren. We'll, yovm pay for
this Internal impudence. I'll report
you, all right I'll see II you're al
| lowed 10 follow passengers and hound
| them for tlpN"
But the man was running back up
| the gangway, and now the ropes were
| thrown Off, and with n throb Of ma.
| chinery the tender pushed away.
With the steward out OF reach.
| Warren's rage was vented on Helen
Nice position you've put us in" he
! fumed making everybody think We
were trying TO get away without tip
| ping the stewards Not that / care
hang what they think" quickly. for
Warren always posed as being indif.
ferent TO what people thought
But Helen did care She was Grim
| son with modification The amused
| glances Of the other passengers had
sent the hot blood to her face She
| felt that most OF them thought she
and Warren had probably tried 20
| escape an their tips. She knew there
| were some people who did this and
in what contempt they We're held.
Helen Disgraced
The tender was swiftly plowing
through the water. and already the
steamer was left far behind. Any
other time Helen would have been
! thrilled with the beauty OF the scene
| tho majestic ship outlined against
| the riotous sunrise. But now she
! looked al IL al uaSt unseeingly.
She felt disgraCed The trivial in
| cident she magnified to an absurd i'm
| portanCe. Although the other pas
| sengers were now watching the re-
| ceding ship and the sunrise, she felt
| they were Sill watching her And
| they would have to travel all the way
| to Paris with these people,
! Warren had evidently forgotten all
about it, for he was talking TO one OF
the men about a hotel they were
! thinking OF stopping at In Paris.
! But Helen's cheeks still burned un-
der her veil
II was onlv another instance i'm
| which she foolishly allowed her self
consciousness TO make her most UNI
happy
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01


forgot him"
oh dear. do you have 10 give him
anything Il seems so much to have
10 tip so many"
Very Compulsory.
We'll. you've got to do il, OF ~ you
ever come on this ship again you'd
find IL blamed uncomfortable"
You can get breakfast now. sir"
The bedroom steward was at the door.
Your luggage ready to 20 down. sir2"
Yes, all ready You can take 1t
now" and Warren slipped into his
hand aN5 bin.
Thank you. sir" and he hurried off
with their hand baggage, while Helen
followed Warren down to the dining
saloon
Although IL was not yet g. the
regular breakfast had been prepared
for the passengers leaving for Cher
bourR on the tender
Helen ordered only fruit. coffee
and toast, for the sleepless night had
left her with "a dun headache and no
| hearty breakfast Of Hpperod her
appetite. But Warren ordered
ring and parsley omelet
Dear, IL you don't mind. I'll not
walt for you. Perhaps Ia better go
w anu llliI inc stew ar lltHH anu the
deck steward"
IAN right" as having finished the
herring Warren now attacked the
omelet. You hustle on. Go back
to the stateroom and take a look
around. See that they've got every
thing out"
Helen had no difficulty in finding
the stewardess who was hanging over
the banister. plainly waiting for her
tip. The deck steward too, was in
evidence, but a passenger was in
structing him about o steamer rug to
be kept for the return voyage
Then Warren came up, and they
leaned over the railing 10 watch the
sailors load the trunks on the tender,
and Helen forgot all about the two
dollar bin she had thrust I'm her glove
for the deck steward
When the baggage was an on. the
passengers filed down the gang plank
Early as II was the ships band was
stationed on deck, ready 10 play
farewell salute as they pushed off
From the tender Helen looked up at
the great white ship with its nutter.
ing flags Everyone was waving
farewell. the band was playing If
was stirring moment
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01

When patent-leather shoes begin TO
show signs Of wear they should be
wiped over with a sponge and warm
water, and. after being carefully
dried. should be brushed over lightly
with patent-leather varnish. sold for
the purpose, Remember, never put
patent-leather near the fire, for the
heat is very likely TO crack II.
a simple and excellent way TO re
movedirty marks from a macintosh
Is 10 cut "A raw potato in cliCes and
rub it well on the marks. Il viii
also remove mudstains firm dress
skirts, children's coats and gentle
mems trusers
When shutting up a house for a
long time pack the silver in dry flour
and keep the forks, knives and spoons
together, arranging in layers with
flour in between. The silver viii re
main perfectly bright and unfair
Eished
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01

The French people are great
chicken raisers. A return gives the
income derived by them from this
industry as $500, 900.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-01

The largest opal in the world,
weighing seventeen ounces, is worth
100000 and belongs to the Emperor
of Austria
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1913-01-04
Will
Go To Coast

McBryde, or Trip, as he is
known in the Army, will go to the
with his Company. The
youth who deserted from the Fifth
Cavaly, and made his home in Wal
luku, was returned to the military
some time ago. As the
Fifth Cavaley is returning to the
Coast, McBryde will go along too.
1t is said that the youth held
several positions on Hawaii before
coming to Maui. He worked in
Hilo and in the Kohala districts.
Sheriff Crowell went down to
Honolulu during the week and gave
evidence as to the arrest of the
deserter.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1913-01-04
Many New
Year Dances

There were several dances during
the holidays, and both at Wailuku
and Kahului the lovers of the light
fantastic had a good time.
On New Years Eve the dance given
Gin the Kahului Gymnasium, was a
great event. The big crowd that
attended had a good floor, good
music and good refreshments. The
dance was kept up till the small
hours of January /.
Host Field, of the Maui Hotel ,
gave an enjoyable private dance ON
New Year night. Those fortunate
enough to be present had a good
time.
!. There were many private hops"
in Wailuku, and the strains OF
music were to be heard everywhere.
Good cheer was in evidence all over
the town and the old year was seen
"out" to the best of advantage.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1913-01-04
New Books
For Library

The following interesting books
have just been added to the Maui
Library Association:
A famous book by Professor Wal
ter Rauschenbusch, entitled Chris
tianity and the Social Crisis;;''
book of most attractive short stories
by Laura f.. Richards The Golden
Windows;" 'SFhe Daughter of
Heaven % by Judith Gauthier and
Pierre Lott a Psychological Study
of Religion" by James II. Leuba;
Sociological Study of the Bible, y
by Louis Wallis. A number of
these books were secured through
sources other than the membership
dues, which this past year, have
been spent largely for new fiction.
The Hamakuapoko, Makawao,
Paia and Lahaina circles have been
made up, and the books begin in
this circles those week.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1913-01-04
James Can1psie
Now Manager

Several changes among plantation
managers are announced James
Campsie, late head luna of the Ha-
waiian Agricultural Company, Pa
hala, Hawaii, has been appointed
manager of Olowalu, Maui. Mr..
Gibb goes to Hawaii to become
manager Of the Hutchinson Sugar
Company, vice Carl Wolters, re-
signed.
James Campsie is well known in
these islands. He has worked ON
several plantations, Kauai, Oahu
and Hawaii fields are equally well
known to him. He is a brother of
w. Campsie, who once was employ
ed on Wailuku plantation.
Campsie's late position as head
luna at Pahala has beep' filled by
Fred. Martin, one of the most eX-
perienccd and popular overseers in
the islands.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1913-01-04
Paia Tennis
Players Win
Big Mill Crowd Lose By Small
Margin As Regards
Games.

On New Year day, at Puunene,
there was a tennis tournament i'll
which the Paia team met the home
bunch. The result was a win for
Paia by a score of 95 games to 50.
The home team went down in de-
feat by the small margin of II
games.
AS. far as sets went, the Paia
players took II totheir opponent 50.
There was a good attendance at
the Puunene courts, and the efforts
of the players were rewarded with
hearty applause. The full scores
were as follows:
Thomson-Sawyer (P) beat Bevins-
Hebert (Paia) 6-3, 6-2. Thomson-
Sawyer (P) beat Bowdish-Collins
(Paia) 6-1, o.. Lindsay Collins
(Paia) beat Baldwin=Walsh (P)
90, 6-4. Rosecrans- Richardson
(Paia) beat Baldwin-Walsh (P)
6-2, 6-1. Young Campbell (Pl
and Mellor-Burns (Paia), one SCI
each--6 T. 5, SO Bevins Hebert
(Paia) beat Young-Campbell (P)
6-3, o-4. Mellor- Burns (Paia) bea'
Taylor Tougher (P) 90, 6-5. Tay
lor-Lougher (P) beat Bowdish-Col
lins (Paia) 6-5, OIL. Lindsay-Col
Inns (Paia) beat Savage McClarer
(P) 6-2, 6-1, Savage McClare1
(P) beat Rosecrans Richardson
(Paia) 6-5, 6-5.
Another match may be playec
some time in the near future.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1913-01-04
TREASURE TROVE FOUND:
UNEARTHED AT PUUONALEI
Did Coins Discovered In Pineapple Fied---Spanst,
Mexican French And Peruvian Money Turned Up
By Workers FOe=-WiIl Eiint For More.

the discovery is that the hiding
place of the silver is situated upon
the highest part of the land, the
top of the hilf called Puuomalei.
Most Of the coins are French five
franc pieces, some are Spanish, one
is Mexican and one Peruvian. The
oldest dated 1890 is II Spanish real
with the name of Carolus "
stamped upon it. Several of the
French coins were issued in 1911
and 1912 in the time of Napoleon,
first consul. Another French piece
bore the name of Louis Philippe,
the citizen king who abdicated
in 1918.
The Mexican dollar was found
three feet under the surface in a
sort of pocket made by the roots of
kukui tree.
1t might be imagined that Went
eel gas a numismatist as well us
matchmaker but the explanation of
the matter is that prior to the issue
of the Kalakaua dollars. halves,
quarters, dimes during the reign OF
Kalakaua all kinds of money passed
current, American, English. Span
ish, French, Mexican and others,
On Maui here, Capt. Thomas Hob
ION then owner of the Kahului rail
road, issued copper reals and re-
deemed them at the rate of twelve
and half cents in silver.
Mr.. Aiken has written inquiring
as to the present value of the CONS
that he has found and it is unne-
cessary to state will not as yet
abandon the search for the balance
of buried treasure.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1913-01-04
Especial Correspondence.)

HONOLULU, Jan. Follow
ing in the course of my remarks
anent water last week it is meet for
me to remark that Link McCand-
less on Monday received the sum of
one hundred and seven thousand
dollars in part payment for his in
terest in the hui of Waikane. |
understand there is a balance of one
hundred and forty three thousand
still to come to him. But even this
sum does not seem to change his
political heart and through his
henchman, Barron, he is throwing
the hooks into Fire Chief Thurston
with some hope OF getting him re-
moved from Office.
This reminds me of an incident
| heard repeated this morning. 1t
seems that Thurston during several
conversations with the mayor asked
to he retained in his Office as the
head of the fire department. The
mayor made no promise. Whether
that set Charlie guessing, or whether
the talk that came from the street
disturbed him, | know not but the
other day there was a petition pre-
sented the mayor requesting that
Thurston be continued in Office.
1t was, | believe, signed 10y all OF
the merchants in the city. Yester-
day | learned thatThurston called on
the mayor AND presented a written
application for the office and Fern
received it and said he would have
time later to consider the matter
Within an hour from the time OF
that meeting with Thurston the
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1913-01-04
Banks Have
Good Year

Both the First National Bank of
Wailuku, and the Lahaina National
Bank have issued statements of their
fina ncial condition as on December
81, 1912. The showings of the
banks are very good, and the stock
holders have every reason to con-
gratulate themselves on having such
excellent managers in charge of
affairs.
The Wailuku institution sent out
New Years souvenir to all its Gus
TONERS and friends. A neat purse,
a card and a paper-cutter, were the
articles presented. The gifts are
very acceptable ones