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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
SYSTEM DOWN TO A SCIENCE
shssnt-Minced Art Show Director
Compelled to Unwind a Let Of
His Own Red Tsre.

John Purroy Mitchell. the new Gus
toms collector for New York. praised
system at q dinner.
There's nothing like system.- he
sAid System will accomplish the i'm
possible.
The director OF q recent art show
vas . fine chap for system. One day
he arrived at the show without his
pass. and the gateman. a stranger. held
him up.
I have no pass nor ticket said
the system exponent, but I am the
director Of the show
You'll have to produce your tick
ct, sir
But | tell you I'm the Director
high mucky-muck-boss.
I can't help IL, sir. I'm forbidden
to let
Yes. know said the director i'm
patiently. but. my good fellow. as the
director. give you permission to let
me pass"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

shs was . plump widow. with two
charming daughters She had been .
relic Just . year. and vas beginning
to wear her weeds" lightly. All the
same. when the new curafs called
upon her she sighed:
All, feel the loss Of my poor.
dear husband very much I never
have any appetite for anything now
The curate was all sympathy and.
In the endeavor to cheer her By point
ing out What . comfort to her her
daughter must be. replied:
I can quite understand that but
you are solaced IN"
-s-tr-r'- interrupted the Indignant
lady. ALLOW ne to inform you that
I am not laced IN At all
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
COTTAGE PUDDING ALL LIKE
Ups a. With the Younger Mem
bers Of the Family.

One cup OF -four. one heaping tea
spoonful Of baking powder. one Ia
blespoonful OF butter. one-half cupful
Of sugar. one-half cupful Of milk. one
tablespoonful Of salt and one egg. Mix
the baking powder with the -four and
sift- Cream the butter and sugar and
beat into the egg. add the milk in
which salt has been dissolved. then
the -four Beat well together and turn
into 4 cake tin having a tube in the
center. Bake about rs minutes in .
moderate oven Turn into a fat dish,
leaving bottom side up Serve with .
rich sauce; a good chocolate sauce
recipe follows: Melt three ounces OF
add onehalf cupful Of sugar.
cupful Of boiling water. stir
until smooth Flavor with one9uarter
teaspoonful OF vanilla
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
Simple Wood Stain.

When the home carpenter IN ready
10 stain the table or bench he has
made. it may be quickly done at the
cost a few cents A water solution
Of bichromate Of potassium Is frst
applied. an ounce or so dissolved in =
quart Of water. Rub it on with q rag.
and in few minutes rub il OF. Then
apply a weak solution OF water Of log
wood and rub OF soon The result il
a rich brown The strength OF the 90
luton and the time OF applicztior
make the difference in the shade.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
UNLIMITED PLAYER IN GAME
Safe to Say Hawk Achieved No Pop
uiarity Through His Appear
snce on Golf linka-

After making a long shot from the
tee on the Hackensack golf links. II.
o. ferkes watched the ball as IL sped
through the air. 1t was one Of those
drives which the average player
thtnks that he ought 10 make an he
time.
Mr.. ferkes had not bargained for In
reference with the ball, and he was
amazed to see big hawk follow the
white speek When the ball fell to the
fair green the hawk was seen to alighs
on IL and carry il away Mr.. Yerkes
was dumfounded. as was also his op-
ponent. George W. Lyle. But even
they had not bargained on evil inten-
tons Of the bird Therefore. they
were still more surprised when the
hawk dropped the ball farther down
the fair green. but in a very bad spot
in bunker. Mr.. Yerkes was displeas-
ed that such a fine drive had been
spoiled, and his friend was somewhat
gratifed-
Mr.. Yerkes thought he ought to be
permitted to put the ball back where
IL landed before the bird picked II up,
but Mr.. Lyle declared that he thought
his opponent ought to let the ball lie
where Il was and count an extra shot
However. 1t was determined that il
was a rub Of the green. and Mr.. Yerkes
took more than one to get out Of the
bunker.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
How to Make Celery Sauce.

Boil half cup Of minced celery IN
. cup Of water for Is minutes. strain
through a cloth. pressing hard Re-
turn to the fire and bring to . boil
thicker with two tablespoons OF but
ter and one Of -four. cooked smooth
together; pour the sauce upon the
beaten yolk Of an egg. put over the
FIRE again for a moment, season vfth
salt and pepper and serve. The Saucs
makes a good accompaniment for
hoiied fowl
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
Rural for Sure.

A party of Nashville motorists
turned sharp curve in the Cumber-
land mountains and paused for a look
at the scenery Just below them. on a
iutting rock. a mountain boy of about
nineteen was looking deiectedly up
and down the road. evidently in search
Of something. Say. lady" he asked
one Of the party as the car started. is
you seen anything of COW down the
road named Crumps"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Leonard W. Smith. a plumbers sup
ply dealer In Passaic. left home
Thursday evening. telling his wife he
would be delayed returning About
one O'Clock yesterday morning a man
entered the house. Mrs Smith
thought II was her husband. but when
she got no answer TO her call she left
her bed 10 investigate
What are you doing hersr she do
manded-
oh. 90 TO sleer-fm Charley" was
the answer
And then Charley fed with SO
worth OF silverware.-New York
American.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
GETTING GRAY?
HAIR BR|TTLEl
'LEEESS, THIN OR
WZSPY DANDRUFF3
Then Apply O-Ban Hair Color
Restorer-Your Money Back
Tilt Fails to Satisfy You.

No matter how gray your hair. thin
brittle nfeiess or streaked with gray.
each hair contains IN . tiny vessel IN the
pith Of the hair the natural youthful. hre-
giving coiorfng matter. BY appiyins
q Ban hair color restorer TO the helr tnls
natural colorinx matter 10 stimulated 70
activity and permanently restores 70 the
hair It's original youthful coior and glossy.
healthy appearance Ban color rssto.er
b q marvel II 10 not a dye II - DE-
nGhtfui 10 use. II gives life. vigor and
strength to the hair. II stops itching q
ire scalp II takes away those strsaks %
gray q Ban hair color r~-torer VIII
cleanse the hair Of dust. dirt or any ex-
eessfvs oif-in q few noments after its
application BY using Q-Ban your hair
Viii b vsvy. fury and abundant, and
possess an incompatible softnesss i1stsr
and luxurianee. the beauty and shimner
Of true hair health. Dandrun and itching
Of thu scalp disappear. 80 cents q hotti.
a. drugKfsts Use three bottles A. directed
and II Beneficial results are not obtained
your o. % returned TO you. because u be-
longs 20 you rf your druggist does not
keep o-Ban send US his name and Soc IN
sfamps or silver and a bottle utu Be sent
you promptly. Hesstg-Elhs Drug CO.
Memphis. Tenn
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Use link sausaxes OF fresh pork Do
not separate. but place in boiling VA
ter and boil twenty minutes. Let cool
In water in which they were cooked
Make rich biscuit dough. as soft a.
can be handled II sausages are small.
take two links. IL large. one. aad wrap
In dough to cover entirely. but thinly.
Place in baking pan. brush over with
melted butter. and bake In quick oven
Serve hot with white sauce.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Lillian Russell IN q toast % Youth
at q luncheon in Pittsburgh scattered
epigrsms ike pearls.
In the end she said. in our
struggle 20 keep young. Ne are all.
alas, defeated The scene OF our DE-
feat 10 marked with . white stone.
We fight against time. but time
fights twenty-four hours q day.
More people fail IN the attempt TO
become eentenarians than In any 9TH
er business
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

The Christian IL
constantly hidden
20 look unto the
recompense OF his
re ard Til .
saints Of the new
dispsnsation. Ike
those OF the old.
die not having
re styed the
promises In all
their fulness New
ertheless ait b
gives them conf
dence in their
hope that some fu-
ture day will re-
veal that they
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Put onehak cupful Of vinegar. two
beaten eggs. one level teaspoonful of
dry mustard. two tablespoonfuls cay
enne pepper. two tablespoonfuis sug-
AZ. one tablespoonful melted butter.
10 simmer until creamy. remove from
the Ere and beat until cold. then add
a euptul OF whipped cream. chill and
serve.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
8lIiRolD SURGEON DIsCOV.
ERS WONDERFUL REMEDY


Thousands Of Farmers and Seoetnen
know Il already. and Trial will ccnvince
yoa that DR. PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC
HEALING OIL 10 the most vouderful
Remedy ever discovered fog wounds.
Burns. Old Sores. Carbancles. CranuIsfrd
Eyei1dss an Skin OF Scalp Diseases, and
elso tcr BUbed Wire Cuts, Cslls. Sores,
Sczsfches. Shoe Boils. Warts, Mango %
Oegs, etc. Cpstinaally people ere 6nding
aewusestpr this famous old Renedy Sod
Hneae1y an Dr1gxists- II yoar DsseEisf
1.ntt e. se.dns Soc b stamfs ias Ne
oR 80 sex0- % for large siss, cd itvin
Senf b. Parcel Post 4opey .se4anded
56Siiei:scs. "a i.sSs. r. - :. !. - -
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

A gentleman who had been in town
only three days. but who had been
paying attention TO a prominent belle
wanted to propose. but was afraid he
would be thought too hasty. He deli
cately preached the subject as fol
lows:
II | were to speak to you OF mar
rage. after having only made YOU
acquaintance three days ago. what
would you say to it,"
Well. | should say never put OF
till tomorrow that which you should
have done the day before yesterday
Life.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
RuR-MY-nSM

VIII cure your Rhssmstism and al
kinds Of aches and pains-Neuralgia.
Cramps. Collie. Spratns. Bruises. Cuts.
Old Sores. Burns. etc Ansisspeie
Asedyne. Price 35c--Adv.
Such . sooIish Question
My wife lost her purse with SIS IN
II today said sadlooking man
While going TO town or coming
homer inquired . sympathixer.
Didn't ! say IL had some money In
IT. answered the sad-looking man.
and every one knew when she lost IT,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

ths caufioa apsd 10 ths public
hs hssa nannf.resd mdr IL spevtoa
- - 49, - C..1usia vr.pp
A:s nsss csss e sAs -: vg - =
intnfiona but
aOq e he ss:s d.ns q nf.cd.ns Into s families
s.o bons e PUTTING and cling n ss. e suh.siu vh
only for .dul but wore 70, ehians medicine.
the mceher's watchfulnem III
Gs...s C.s,ssia always signature ssG(zEZZZZx
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
con.s.n, Men.e. to Public Health.

The National Association for the
Study and Prevention of tuberculosis
estimates that there are over a million
consumptives in the United States. Of
whom probably At least one-third are
unable to provide for themselves the
necessary treatment at home. Most
of these cases are a menace to the
health Of their families and associates.
and should be in special hospitals AT
the present time. however. even II
every case were known, it would not
be possible to provide accommodations
for more than one in eight or ten The
removal Of these foci or infection de
mands more and better hospital and
sanitartum provision.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Boil together one hour is ripe to
natoes. two chopped onions. three red
peppers chopped fine. four teacups
vinegar. two tablespoonfuis salt. two
tablespoons ginger. four tablespoons
sugar. four tablespoonfuls allspice and
one OF nutmeg This makes three
quarts
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

G1ixfr nab>A cures malaria wherS
cuinins fails. and 10 can be taken viii
tupuufty BY old and young.
Having suffered from hilarious Re
yer for several months. Rettfng no reiiei
from 9uinine and being completely brok.
en- down In health. sE1axfR nabsAs eject
ed permanent cure william " Mari
Ei1xfx nsb>k 50 cents. all druggists Of
BY Pnrceis Post prepaid from Kloeaev.
ski q Co. Washington. d. C
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
The Tender Skin OF Children

Is very sensitive to heat Use Tyree's
Antiseptic Powder for all summer skin
affections II quickly affords the little
sufferer relief. 25c. at druggists or
sample sent free by ]. S. Tyree.
Chemist. Washington. D. C.-Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
aEALJmERIr HAS MADE
BONDS LIVER PILLS

a household word through the South.
We have spared neither time nor
money in perfeeting BONDS PILLS
for the cure OF Headaches. Bilious
ness. Constipation. Malaria. and sim
liar Ms. MERIT was our chief object
Not how cheap but how good We
could make them
The extraordinary success OF
BONDS PILLS Is due solely to their
MERIT. not to loud and misleading
claims OF CURING EVERYTHING
Adv
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
sutsered ParsnIps.

Scrape and wash the parsnips and
slice them iengthwise- Boil In Just
water enough to cover them TIN thor
oughly done Drain OF the water. put
in piece Of butter and little salt and
pepper. beat up an egg with half .
cup Of milk and turn over them A
nice dish for lovers Of vegetables.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Prue-And when Percy proposed
be was quite beside himself. III
wager.
Phyllis don't remember. but II
he was il vas the first time during
the eourtship.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
No. SlX-SlxIY-Sx

This is a prescription prepared es-
pecially for Malaria or chiIIs and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case. and IL taken then as a tonic
the fever will not return 25c.-Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

A woman mounted the step Of car,
carrying an umbrella like a reversed
saber
Tho conductor touched her lightly.
saying; Excuse me. madam. but you
are likely TO put out the eye Of the
man behind you
He's my husband she snapped.
with the tone OF fun proprietorship.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Are the Iorkins in good ordor in SO
ciety-"
About as good as most Of those
gasoline spenders"
Il costs the average man a lot TO Be
popular
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
Quite Close.

First Young Student-Jimsie, how
near were you to getting the right
answer to the fifth question:
Second Young Student (grimly)-
Two seats away.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

When Mr.. Brown was away from
home on an extended business trip
he got long letter from his wife
II ended thus:
Baby Is well and lots brighter than
she used to be. Hoping you are the
same. | remain.
Your loving wife"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
|QUIMInE AID IROn.TnE MOST
EfFecTUkL GENERAL TONIC


Yoa know what you are taking whsn you
take GROVES TASrELESS chm
TONIC recognized for 30 years - the
standard General Strengthening Tonic.
II has no equal for Malaria and Fevers,
Weakness, general debility and los Of
appetite. Removes Biliousuess without
pusginR- Relieves nervous depression and
low spuits- Iuviguratipg 10 the pale and
sicily Il guases the Hvex 10 scfion ma
purihes The blood A ty1e tuuic, and sure
aRpefisers Cuszansesdhy yosz DEsgRise::
We nesn T. soc..
There d Only one "8ROlfo oUuSugE.,
nat = LAXATIVE B1ONO QUuNNE
Look ~ a<us&nre q = w. GROVE o
sSesy eox. Cuses Cold n One Day. e,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

In the Natural History ciass-
Now" asked the teacher. who ca
tell me what an oyster Isl
Silence for a moment, while sma1
brovs were knit In strained effort Z
remembrance Thea little Tommy
facial muscles relaxed and eagerly
raised his hand
I know" he triumphantly a
nounced- An oyster In .fsh bul
like q nut "-Everybody's Magazine.
So Like the Summer Girl.
What kind Of an engagement RIM
would you prefer, dariingF n
Well. they generally give me-
mean-oh. am % confused-yours q
such perfect taste. Harry. that leave
IL all to you
The man who Is sorry he didn't do Il
yesterday 10 the same fellow who ID
always going to do IL tomorrow.
Some men are SO small that a two
for i've cigar Ia too big for them
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

not from lack Of food. but because
parasites-Worns-ar feeding upon
what ought 70 20 70 nourish the child
grey's vermifuge will quickly correct
this. 25c az all dcaiers.-Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Is your father a regular attendant
at church,"
Yes. he goes once a year. whether
he thinks he needs IL or not
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
WIRE FENCING

Both welded and wrapped for stock.
pigs. poultry. garden and lawn. all sixes-
per rod send trial order ROOFING of
all kinds. galvanized and painted steel
rubber and gravel coated We have Q
good rubber roofing for Sc square. all
paper Pfdgeon-Thomas Iron Co, s4-S
y. "a St Memphaz Tenn. Adv
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Nothing ever comes OF pipe
dreams
oh. yes, there does. IL one strikes
OIL
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
Plea for kitchsn-

The kitchen should be the refinery.
the laboratory. the factory Of the
home. and the pivotal point about
which the activities OF the home re
volye. Costa should be considered
thoughtfuIly; no scrap Of food should
be used again In various Ways By
buying staple food supplies In large
quantities from Is to 30 per cent can
be saved Amy one wishing to do 30
may economic in this way. House
wives must not look upon their art As
mere drudgery; they must bring edu-
cation. intelligence. and concentration
into practice They should learn. ~
manufacturers have. that the best
results are to be obtained in . work.
shop that Is well lighted. properly
ventilated. and comfortably large,
suitably furnished and sanitary In all
its equipments.-Lesiie'
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

A good wife must be grave abroad.
wise az home. patient to suffer. con
slant to love. friendly 10 all. and pro
vident for her household.-Theophras
tus-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

How was IL that JonesDy souId az
ford 10 buy a yacht"
Maybe his wife got it in one of
these bargain sails"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

To Cure Sore ssd Tender Feet
Apply the eonferfui. ott reliable DIR PCR-
TIERS ANTfSEPTTC HEALING OIL. CSC.
Soc 81 o.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

There 10 one extremely odd thing
which happens often In summer
What is III
That there should be such . hot
time over the price Of ice
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
Differs Win Him.

What do you think about tina,
mans claim that he has invented day.
light.
4 think it's moonshine-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

How that receiver OF stolen goods
was scored In court
Well. oughtu't a fence to put up
with raiIings2-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
Only Way to Fly.

Il thought you said you were going
in for aviating7-
mo. I'm going up for it."
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
ana marrlsa. a aat,I..nin

Speaking Of ships. What kind
OF a ship is eourtshlps
Tom-A transport. my boy
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

LAx-4NA. -szN Chan KIIeE- us-IAx- bsss sosas
known for hvsr and hnannchns-vfrhDur cnloWsl
~ t.as @u-D-frssh snA strong Soid
~ A. ersgBiss.- fs-x-s - mesA-n~-n.VN.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Mr~-wia~inws Soothing syrup for Children
r~ethiug. ~ofteus tn gums. reduces inrsmrA-
tion.zilaYs paln--ure- sind colie Sc bottle n
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Willie-Pav. what IS a secret
Paw-Auything tWO women do not
know, ny son--Cineinnati Enquirer.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
Ne Should Worry.
rv,au ~Ar "a h.htfn~yl~ ~~t.

often very exasperating-"
Yes. particularly when he refuses
to become excited over our latest
hard luck story"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Why do you play so much bridgey'
Because it's great training for the
mind"
What does it train the mind to
dor
To play more bridge.--New York
Press
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Our landlady's menu % often
snubs US"
What do you mean by THAR
1T 10 continually giving us the cold
shoulder American
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Make a rich biscuit dough. roll out.
put in each q fried sausags. and pinch
over like . turnover. Bake until
rrown.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

No beginning is small that leads &c
a great end.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Calls himself an old sea dog. eh,-
Yes. but nobody has ever been
able 10 locate his bark
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

The pup does more marking han
the old dog.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
ron wEAkNKs, Axp loss OF ARR

re Olf -raulfarf xensrai sr-ungth~n NJ eorse,
GNtFsS rA~r -. - chiii ryNtC drives est Ma
isris ant bziids ~ tt- system a fru- tanie arsi
e4r- Agpetlrrr for afziis and ch4itr~n y crutA
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21
ANaarN.

Sue" observed the old man, Il
trust yos VIII ere long be able to
choose q life partner from among the
numerous young men who call upon
you"
Why. papa exclaimed sue,
what's your hurry
Simply this-rm tired Of keeping
my heavy shoes on till midnight
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Yeast-They say a fish never doea
stop growing
Crimsonbeak-Well. 1t hasn't any
thing on a fish story. at that-Yonk-
ers Gazette.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

Children should be seen and not
heard
Especially when consuming soup
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-08-21

No man can live an inch higher
than he looks.
The Washington times., 1913-11-29
Win More Than 1913 Club

Three ptchersDonovan Klan and Muln-won more games
for the Tigers the first time they the American League
nan lin 1907 than all of the Jungle hue put together
10 take during the season which is just closed
Again 1909 the last year which the Tigers hono
three hules had games under sign than the entire
of 1918. Muin Wie Summers were
the this time.
In each of these years three wes games
the work. while the entire Tiger could garner
this year.
As of fact in 1907 Donovan Kiian together came
within games the mark for 1913 winning EACH
They coud add theirs either the winning games
mark.
In 1908 only year mentioned in which Tigers copped
the Tag three pitchers within nine of the
of them passed it by the length of a daschund
fact that startling: 1907 Donovan Kiian
Sieve M Hin pitched the Tigers within
gained Washington this past Washington
standing pressed Athletics league
the
And still another George Muin 1899, many games
Tiger pitchers during the 1913 The official
give George victories in s0e while Dubuc only
sixteen this Dauss Wiet tied for place
thirteen each
Furthermore while Muln winning his twentynine games
he losing fewer than Tiger pitcher this has lost he
stayed with the club the entire season.