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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

no not be ashamed of father just
because he does not know the
latest fad of etiquette The visi-
tor at your home, whoever he is VIII
not regard a little breach on fathers
part nearly as seriously as he will your
exhibition of horror. Supposing he does
eat his French peas with his spoon in
stead of using the fork. Have you any
assurance that he will not be expected
to employ the nutcracker for the pur-
pose next season?
Etiquette is to manners what the
spring fashion Is to attire Etiquette
literally means pin sticking. The rules
of etiquette constantly vary, but good
manners are unchanging the world
over. Menelik OF Africa might need
posting on the local proprieties at the
white hot Sc, but in an examination on
genuine good manners he would pass
with honors, trow. If good old King
Alfred came back to England. ne might
not be familiar with tins years code at
Windsor castle, but in all essentials Of
breeding he would be strictly up to
date
Etiquette belongs to the hands and
feet; manners to the soul. Etiquette
comes from superficial training; man.
quette may be learned in books for the
adornment of drawing rooms; manners
may be developed in the desert for use
anywhere. The unframed man may not
know what to do with his awkward
limbs; the ill-mannered man finds 1t
difficult to control his british heart
So never mind here father puts his
napkin. II he prefers taucking II in at
his Adams apple, as he does with the
towel while shaving, by all means let
him do it and save laundry.
An Englishman told me that hun
bred years ago the London style was
to wear the napkin to the chin for the
soup to the top button of the vest for
the entree, to the lower button for the
roast and on the lap for the dessert
was customary for napkin and glass,
guest and host, to rest in happy confu
sion meath the table.
Seriously, at much married King
Harrys table the food was still trans
ferred from plate to mouth by thumb
and forefinger until Cardinal Wolsey,
on his return from Rome, introduced to
Englishmen the new Italian fad of table
forks.
A century ago it was quite rulable to
put knife to lip. Fifty years later they
still poured the tea from cup to saucer
to let it cool. Bishop Fowler's book OF
etiquette, published in 1880. tells US
that boiled eggs should be eaten from
the shell, and the egg must be Clipped
from the larger end. A later work of
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

y ONE of the strangest dances the
world has ever seen have been Of
religious origin.
We have Holy Jumpers in some COM
munities to-day, whose religious eXor-
tations are accompanied with wild and
often frenzied motions OF the body, but
they are no more sensational than the
religious dances Of more primitive peo-
pie.
About 1874 there was an epidemic Of
the Dancing sickness (St. Vitus) In the
southern Tyrol. A great procession was
formed of men. women and children
who danced their way to the very dis
tant shrine of the saint to pray for
speedy cure either for themselves or
some one dear to them.
This dancing procession is still a fea-
ture Of the Feast of the Pentecost at
Etchernach about 5000 people joining
1t every year. They all hold hands and
advance five steps back. This gives the
procession the strangest, most fantastic
appearance, like a huge snake that
jerks along. There are plenty of brass
bands to keep the dancers spirits up
and the close contact of so many other
praying and dancing people is infec-
tious. 1t Is said that many cures are
affected by the pilgrims and that many
of the younger ones lose their hearts on
the way to the shrine. But that is con-
sidered to be particularly lucky.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Don't Be a Guinea Hen
By WINIFRED BLACK

they wouldn't be her friends very long
after she found out that they did it.
Ashamed of your husband, apologize
ing for him to your grand friends2
How grand are they, anyhow those
friends?
wish father would take that daugh-
ter of yours and give her a good old
fashioned spanking. That's what she
seems to need. hope he'll get tired Of
being showed into the background every
time a stranger comes to spend the
evening and will go out and find some
friends Of his own and fill your mean,
stingy grudging, criticising, spiteful
house so full of them that there won't
be room for a single supercilious,
means spirited superior person inside
the doors and that's what l hope.
For better, for worse; for richer for
poorer-that's what you said when you
married this man, and now, just be-
cause you think some of your fine new
friends make fun Of him, you are ready
to turn your silly back on him, and you
are teaching the mans own child to
make fun of him, too
Well! Well! You aren't a woman,
really; you are a guinea hen-didn't
you ever see a guinea hen?
Don't be a guinea hen, whatever you
do, my friend, please don't THE idea!
The very idea! Why, the very ideal"
What silly thing to say over and over
about an honest, decent, kindly man
who doesn't happen to carry his hand
kerchief in his sleeve or do some other
thing that Is the fad just now among
your critical friends"
THE idea! The very ideal" That's
what I think myself whenever l think
Of YOU and your sort
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

NEAR me! Dear me! Dear me!
What a fuss over nothing at all!
So father comes right into the
bsror and visits with your friends and
saks TO daughters company, too, and
hskes Jokes. and you're so ashamed of
lin Won don't know what to do. and he
seems to think he's perfectly welcome,
Ind whatever shall you do about it?
Perfectly welcome" in his own
home! Where on earth do you want
bin to find a welcome. If not there?
Who paws the rent for that home,
BRAY tell, and who settles the electric
i ght bill, and who bought those very
tomfy chairs and that coy table, l
6hould like to know?
For whom did he buy them, and why
BID he buy them?
To be turned out of his own rooms
whenever somebody happens to come
b pay a fugitive call2
What's the matter with father2
Not single thing, as far as can
PEE. but something very serious is the
matter with mother and daughter, too,
b your strange letter is any criterion.
why should you want to shut him out
|of all the fun just because he supports
|you'
You were glad enough to see him
coming up the steps when you weren't
married TO him-what has changed him
so IN your eyes now?
Are you one OF those women who
Think their husbands are Just conven-
Fences, Just those to pay the bills, and
that's about all?
What IS husband getting out of it all
anyhow?
Are you such a fascinator that just
lone glance from your bright eyes is
Supposed to recompense him for slav-
ing all day at the office just TO get the
money TO buy you new spring clothes
and array daughter like one of Solo
mons lilies?
Father earns his right to that house.
10 YOU?
What has daughter ever done to glad
len the earth?
How do you know daughters friends
make fun Of father?
If she was any kind of a daughter
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
.CONSUELO'S REVENGE

Yaquis on the train, for l received q tel
egram yesterday from TERRA Blanca7
You did? Then they'll be here In a couple
OF days. and III fire this bunch the min
ute they arrive. Better put your traps
in the store for tonight" He suddenly
switched subjects as the mOso came stag
gering up with David's trunk. Then
you fellows can either go on to the house
or wait till 1 see the gangs into the
galera'
We'll walt" Phelps answered for both
Yes. it's pretty fair" he replied 20
David's comment on the garden after
Hertzer had left them. Trust your
Dutchman to have his garden. While
we vegetate on tortillas and frijoles,
leavened by a spEInkling Of American
canned goods, he wallows in fruits and
vegetables-lives on the fat of the land
Really, he's the Sybarite of this bowling
wilderness. You wouldn't thing It to look
al him." he added, but he's positively
loony flowers. Scousers the jungle for
rare orchids, and will pay any old price
for fancy rose"
In view of what he had already seen,
the trait did seem remarkable to David,
and the more he came to know the man,
later, the more wonder 1t caused him.
The esthetic seemed so foreign to that
harsh face; was as grimly out of place
as a flower which, months afterward,
he found growing out of the eye socket
Of human skull He had turned, Gu
riously to glance after Hertzer, when his
great voice doomed out.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
why Premature
Gray Hair?

There are many causessof' prema-
ture gray hair-stckness. a nervous
temperament. impoverished blood,
deficient scalp nutrition, sometimes
it is hereditary and the daughter
finds herself quite gray In her early
thtrties. We don't always know the
cause, but we do know that gray
hair adds at least ten years TO the
age OF a woman, bessie old oryoung,
and when a young woman's hair be
gins to fade and lose its color. It Is
very foolish for her to let 1t go on
unheeded. In a year OF two she will
be an old gray headed woman. And
Just a little care and treatment can
save her hair and her youth
Our Robinnaire Hair Dye .fsynot a
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Hes Curing the Sick. "

Look at this fellow! Must have hid
that sore for a week! Maggoty,
by Cod followed a salvo of Spanish
oaths And David was just in time to
see the offender, wretched remnant Of
humanity rolled over by vigorous cuff.
He's curing the sick" Phelps said.
Come along. if you'd like to see"
The tropics have no twilight, and that
haggard line showed as a dirty smudge
in the dusk; but, drawing nearer, David
"a that all had rolled up pants to the
knee. displaying sores and swellings
which Hertzer was treating with boracic
acid. nlastering it over with sweat and
dirt.
"Granos," Phelps exclaimed. They're
climatic. We should have them just as
bad If we didn't keep clean"
And that's what you call curing
them"
Phelps replied by q shrug. Primitive,
I'll admit. but you should have seen
Meagher's practice. I saw him one night
treat calentura, a fistula, dysentery and
rheumatism with the same dose of starch
ordinary cold starch. Ye'd be the bet
ter av a lick av Christian science ye' self,
Phelps he answered my chaff IT'S
said that faith will move mountains, an
health depends on mental attichudes. an
# an engancher don't know the difference
starch is the same TO him as quinine an
damn sight ches per "
Now. then, AndarIe, Andarle, on
with YOU, every mothers Whelpr' A sec
ond roar signaled the close Of the func-
| tiou. and as chaf from a wind the miser-
] able skeletons scattered seemed TO blow
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
CRAY HAIR TURNS ITS NATURAL
COLOR AFTER APPLYING SAGE TEA

20 cents. Some druggists make their
own. but It's usually too sticky, SO
insist upon getting "Wyeths,
which can be depended upon to re-
store natural color and beauty TO
the hair and Is the best remedy f9r
Gandruff. dry. fever1sh. itchy scalp
and to stop failing hair
Folks like "wyetfrs Sage and SUI
rb,,T" because no one can possibly
tau that you darkened your hair'
asst does it so naturally and evenly
ssvs well known downtown drug
gist You damper a. sponge or soft
brush and draw II through your
hair taking one small strand at 3
, me This requires but a few mo
nents. by morning the gray hair
d iisl'rS and after another app'i-
cation or two IS restored TO It's MAJ
,,ra1 color and looks even more
beautiful and glossy than ever.
Fikin Drug Company, special
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
By HERMAN WHITAKER.
TODAY'S INSTALLMENT.
Copyright by Harper & Bros)

His governor Parental influence the
force which scatters British fedglings
broadcast from the circle to the equator
to fall like devouring loCusts upon the
worlds high places Everywhere one sees
them, managing and Observation-Disclosures
ly the latter-sO exactly alike in leather
puttees, riding breeches and exaggerated
Importance as though the product of a
single father and tailor. Not that Phelps
belonged to the worthless remittance type.
His high, peaked forehead, sparkling eyes.
indicated intellectual energies. But these
merely emphasized his unftness in that
environment The Indian boatman in his
scanty cottons could not have appeared
more foreign in a London drawing room
than he to the jungle. OF this, however,
he was subimely unconscious, and going
up the path, he exhales egotism, mani
Testing his belief in himself as the center
of things by his domination of the con-
versation.
you came in by the La Plata trail?"
he questioned David. Then you must
have met Hertzer's enganchars. What
did you think Of them? Looked I'll? Well,
I should say We picked twenty out of
the thirty to- die within a month, didn't
we. Hertzer?"
And the others will never be worth a
d again" the Austrian answered.
With that decrepit procession still
winding YEARLY through the chambers
of his brain, David could not but wonder
at the callousness implied by their in
difference, but coming out on top Just
then his attention was drawn to the
buidings-a dozen or so Of jacales which
formed a small street at the beginning
Of a road that ran under lines Of shad-
ing rubber trees from the river across
the plantation.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Mixed With Sulphur 1t Dark
ems Beautifully and Takes
Off Dandruff.

Almost every one knows that
sage Tea and Sulphur. properly
'ompounded. brings back the nat
ma color and luster to the hair
Then faded, stresked or gray; also
'1Tes dandruff. itching scalp and
stops falling hair Years ago the
only way to get this mixture was to
mako il at home, which Is mussy
and troublesome.
Nowadays skilled chemists do
mis- better than ourselves. BY ask
.lg al any drug store for the ready
Lo-use product-called "Wyeth's
sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy
you will get a large bottle for about
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Surprised Her.

80 glad you finally managed to visit
US" said Mrs. DeStyle First Of all,
come into the picture gallery; want
to show you my old mastery
MY goodness!" exclaimed Mrs,
Plane. 81 didn't know you were ever
in service"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Men and Women Mixed.

Entering. David saw by the light of a
few lanterns. which waged feeble war on
the gloom, that a double tier of hunks ran
down either side. In the lower a man
could not sit uprightly; his head would
have been torn on the wiry cobweb had
he essayed IT in the upper; and, to add to
the discomfort, only petate (straw mat
came between the occupants's bones and
the angular palm ribbed flooring. Though
little larger than a modern drawing-room
fully fifty NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., women
and children-were crowded into it's dark
nav, and in the tiers the lanterns there
was room for as many more. As, passing
in, the file paused at the iron kettles from
which an overseer was serving rice and
frjoles, the swinging lanterns afforded
itful glimpses Of eyes sunken and
fever glazed. of faces lived beneath their
dirt. In the five minutes required to
serve the evening meal sickening fetor
loaded down the hot, dank air
To Be Continued Tomorrow.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
In the Garden.

The house-also a palm hut-stood far
Their back within the loop Of the river,
and so close TO the bank that a stone
could be dropped from the veranda to the
water below Rubber trees shaded
path that led to the door through a gar
den. I'm which cabbages, onions, homely
vegetables of the cold North, grew cheek
by-iowl with spiky pineapples, cocoa, va
nilla and other tropical plants. Roses,
pinks. carnations shouldered vivid tropical
flowers Of a dozen orders for room about
the house; a heavy perfume Of orange
blossoms stole across the gathering dusk
from thrifty grove.
There isn't much left in them either.
FIerlzer nodded toward a line Of en-
ganchadores in front Of the nearest build
ing
lust in front Of the field. haggard
worn. foul with the CRIME and sweat Of
the DAYS la Dor. they were. indeed blood
brothers to- the scsrecrows Of the traiE
with a gesture Of irritable disgust, Hert-
ger ran on.
them BY the way" he swung around
on David you must have seen my
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
Etiquette and Manners
By BYRON H. STAUFFER.

authority permits US graciOusly to
break our breakfast eggs into glass.
For your own part try to be up to
date In table. manners, remembering
that
New occasions teach new duties;
Time makes ancient good uncouth."
But do not be too impatient with ia
Their.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21

out and away from the booming voice.
The sheep know the voice Of the
shepherd Phelps msliciously quoted
Come on to the galera?"
Following the disappearing line. II
brought them to the last and largest Of
the huts. Sixty feet long, 30 wide, it had
yet been built in the cunning tropic fash
ion, without nail or scrap of iron. Bsm-
boo rafters. braces. plates, all were bound
IN place with pliable bejucas. A couple
Of well-dlrected machete strokes would
have let out the split pole sides, but.
guarding against this, a mesh of barb
wire covered them from end to end. Wire
was also stretched over the rafters in
side, forming a bristly ceiling that re-
PEELED all attempts on the palm thatch
above. Fringed by fence eighteen
strands high, the galera was a huge cage
"a cake within a cara
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-21
We Have All Been There.

She-John, why on earth are you
wearing those goggles?
John-Only a moment, dear, until l
finish this grapefruit.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-27
BOARD N ROOMS

THE LAMsoN HOUSE.
First class board and room: $6 . week
400 Belmont: N. w. 1891.
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everybody got togeather to tell wha,
thay'd ate. Fatty Believes shode up
last. him not being able to walk
very fast. and what he towld was
unbelievable in anybody but Fatty
Then sum others towld. and this give
him a new appetite, so he went hoam
to see if he could find anything lef,
oaver. but awl he got was the dogs
dinner. Elk. Brigham says annybody
thatn steal a dogs dinner is toe
mean to consider, but Fatty says
he considers himself moar impor.
tunce.
A DAY SPOILED.
Phil Wigglesworth. whose folks had
Miss Palmer to dinner at thare hoWse
SAYS the day was rooiaed. him not
being able to ack naturla at the table,
Miss Palmer watching him awl the
time. Newer again, Phil says, and
hes sorry he was ever teecher's pet,
The johnson Twins aint speaking
n of them getting three helps OF
plum pudden by mistaik, becaws thare
muther thought the other one had al
reddy had two which he hadent, i,
being the other one.
SYMPATHY FOUR TORP
The sympathy Of the entire COM
munity goes out to Torp Stebbins in
his dredful a%fflicktion, Torp getting
stummick AXE during dinner and
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-27
LEGAL NOTICES.
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE SALE.

Notice is hereby given that a certain
mortgage executed and delivered by
Edward Tierney and Mary Il. Tierney.
his wife. mortgagors. to William Budge
dated May END. 1882. and filed for rec
ord in the Office of the register Of deeds
in and for Grand Forks county. n. D..
on the LIST day. OF July: 1882: ana re-
at page c27, and assigned by an instru-
ment in writing by Jacob S. Eshelman
to William Bulge dated May 18th. 1890.
and recorded in said office Of the regis:
OF mortgages at page 81. and assigned
by an instrument in writing by said
William Bulge to Annie Frances Tier
ney Filteau dated October slst. 1913.
register Of deeds. November 11th. 1913.
and recorded in book 80 Of mortgages
at page 1852. will be foreclosed by a
and hereinafter described. at the front
door, Alpha avenue entrance. Of the
Federal building now being used as q
court house at the corner of Alpha
Grand Forks. North Dakota. on the
goth day of December, 1919. at the
hour Of two o'clock in the afternoon OF
said day to satisfy the amount due up
on said mortgage on the day Of sale.
The premises described in such mort
gage and which will be sold to satisfy
the same are described as follows. to-
Wit: LOIS Twelve (lS) ana Fourteen
I4l Block I'D" of Bulge n Eshel-
mans Second Addition to the townsite
of Grand Forks. North Dakota.
Their will be due upon such mort-
on the day Of sale the sum Of
Three Hundred Eighty-five n no-1O0
dollars. besides the costs of this fore-
closure.
Dated at Grand Forks. N. H., this
14th day Of November. 1913.
Annie France Tierney Fflteau.
T., Assignee of Mortgagee.
Murphy & Toner, ~
Attorneys for Assignee Of Mortgage,
Grand Forks. North Dakota.
(NOv. 20-27. Dec. 4-ll-lS-26l
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Fatty Believes says it's Torp's own
fault. Fatty had stummick AXE and
tooth AXE too, he says, but he would
ent leave the table in the middle of
dinner unless he tainted and was car
ried out unconscious.
Torp Stebbins was lait as usual. his
excuse being:
Deer Miss Palmer. Til tell you how
it was, you see I started very early.
but the snow. was so deep 1 lost my
way. and would of got smothered Ioan-
~ for Bogert's Saint Bernard, which
led me out; but him not knowing I
was on my way to school, he took me
the wrong way, and that's why.
Miss Palmer said she was serprised
at a dog not having moar intelli-
gence. even If Torp dident. and she
thought the dog oughter be licked, but
him not being present she would
have to do it to Torp as a substitoot,
which she done moast successfully.
Fatty Believes maid a turkey out
Of snow and brought it into the room.
to etc when teecher wasent looking.
Four some reeson 1t melted in his
desk and Miss Palmer maid him wipe
it up with a rag. And when Fatty
done it, Elk. Brigham oapened the
winder and got an icicle which he
inserted down Fatty's neck, making
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-27

WE WANT TO BUY 500 STOVES.
Also all kinds Of furniture and
household goods. Phone $50 and ask
for Mckenzie. 1877 South Third street.
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mulch excitement four the school, al
SO four En-. when he was took in the
dressing room.
We had a leckture from Miss Pal
mer today, subjeck. GLUTTONY. She
told us abowt a littel boy wunse that
ct SO mulch he busted. and EVERY
boldly looked rite at Fatty Believes
when she sed it. Fatty says he don't
cair, You cant maik him ashamed as
long as he gets awl he wants. Let
them cawl him a hog and etc., he
says, as long as thay fill up his plait
plenty of times.
Reasons for Thanksgivvin.
Steve Hardy-Becaws Gen Hicks
has left off cawling him her sweet
heart.
Lilav Grimes-Becaws everybody
says she's the bell of the school.
Elk. Brigham-Becaws they,s one
day he Wont get a liking, anyhow!
Maude Muldinkey-Becaws her
dresses is let down.
Boil. Haines-Becaws he amt Phil
Wi~gglesworth.
Miss fredericksburg she's going
to get a skware meel tomorrer, poor
thing. (She dident say this, but Hen
Van Ness did,