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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17
Fish Not Wanted.

q hear you're going to marry
Archie Blueblood, Diana Is it true? p"
asked one young society woman Of
another.
Marry him I should think not!
What on earth could l do with the
man? He can't ride. he can't play
tennis, golf nor, for that matter, can
he even drive a motor carl"
"Oh," said the friend, but he can
swim beautifully, you know"
Swim, indeed Now, | ask you.
would you like a husband you had
to keep in an aquarium"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17
Little Bobbie S
Pa
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

THARE was young man up to see
Pa & Ma last mite, his naim is
Blackstone Smith. He Jest left
college & he is going to be a law
yer, he doant know in witch town
until he hears from all the towns that
is after him & then he viii pick out
the town he likes best.
He was awful stuck up. he was the
stuckest up boy I ever seen. He is
twenty years oald & he thinks he IS a
man, he called me a little shaver & sed
Poor boy. after he has climbed the tree
Of nonege at sum college he will know
the difficulties witch us men has to face.
Yes, I dare say. sed Pa, this Ginning
a tree Of noHege at college is sum sport,
Blackstone.
What a pritty naim, Blackstone, sed
Ma.
My parents knew l was going to be
naim OF the gratest lawyer that ever
lived. It is a fitting naim for me,
dOant you think so?
Any first naim seems to fit Smith
pritty good, sed Pa. Wen are you going
to beegin laying down the law to the
wurld? Maybe my firm can swing sum
bizness yure way, Pa sed, if you locate
here in town. My firm is always in
trubbel. Thay doant lissen to my ad-
vice.
I shall be glad to straiten them out
after l start my office, sed Blackstone
Smith. That is, shall endeavor to ad-
Just, adjudicate, transact, perform &
otherwise accomplish such legal acts &
deeds as you may then or at any future
time bring, fetch or cause to be brung
or fetched to my office. OF course, I
shall expect a sutabel honorarium. he
sed.
A what? sed Pa
A sutabel honorarium, sed Blackstone
Smith, A fee that is commensurate
with my skill & my legal lore.
Oh, that will be all rite, sed Pa,
will see that the firm pays you about
what you are worth. That wuddent
brake my firm. sed Pa
I am riteing a textbook in my lee
shur moments, sed Mister Smith. about
masters liability for acks of his ser
want. 1t is going to be a vary compre-
hensive work, he sed, dwelling fully on
all personal injury cases that may be
brought in any city, village, town, ham
let, burg, postoffice, railroad stashun,
jumping of place or whistling post in
any State or Territory in the Union
That is fine. sed Pa, 7 always like
to see yung man be ambishus. Are
you going to talk any divoarce cases?
Not until I have large staff of law
clerks, sed Blackstone Smith. Then 1
shall transact, perform, render & other
wise do any & all such services as are
conneckted or remotely connected with
any ackshun for divoarce, separashun
interlockatory decree or other form of
the annulment, smashing & rendering
void of the marriage state
I have sum very fine burbon here
sed Pa. Wud you like a littel dram
gill, boot, snort, snifter shot. or sip
Of sed burbon as aforesed, situated on
the northeast corner Of the southwest
quarter of the sideboard contiguous
hereto? sed Pa.
I newer drink, sed Blackstone Smith.
feel that l owe it to my future clients
to stay sober
l am afrade that yure future clients
will be a lot soberer men than you are,
sed Pa. You doant want any honora-
rum, Pa sed, what you want is a sani-
tarium
Then Blackstone Smith got kind OF
cool & pritty soon he went hoam.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17
:: Placing The Blame =:

.IHELLo' Laura. Is that you at
the phone? Good morning.
Yes, were all well. thank
you. I called up to say that was a
rather mean practical joke you play
ed on me especially when you know
how fond your brother Paul is of
brown bread I must say that I
thought l could depend upon his own
sister to give me the recipe his moth
er used.
You say you did give it to me?
Impossible. The bread baked
wasn't fit to eat. II was awfully an
noying, particularly as I made it all
myself while Thora was out Thurs
day, for l was so anxious to have it
just right for Paul. He has been
talking about brown bread for
months. I wanted to show him that
even if he did come from a family Of
famous cooks there are others,
My failure with the bread was
dreadful disappointment to me. I've
been waiting till I got over being
angry about it before mentioning the
matter to you. l just wish to say.
dear that giving me a defective re-
cipe didn't appeal to my sense Of
humor, although doubtless you
thought it was funny. All you Gran
dalls are so absurdly fond of joking.
"Of course, it's easy for you to in
sist now that you gave me the proper
ingredients and quantities, but if you
did, why wasn't the bread good?
Horrid Stuff.
NO, 1 didn't use the moIasses that
you said l can't bear the horrid
black stuff. It never seems clean to
me. In fact, l never have any of il in
the house.
Yes ! remember now, you did tell
me TO get some. but you see l didn't
like such dark mOlasses, so, Of course,
| didn't order it.
Graham flour? Certainly / used
Graham flour and l sifted out the
bran.
Why did I do that? Because I
don't care to feed my husband on
horse fodder. / got every bit Of the
bran out of it, for / don't believe in
eating anything so rough. Really. 1
can't endure such coarse food.
We'll, Of course, dear, every one to
her taste. If you like bran, ! have
no objection I'm sure, but you can
scarcely expect me To eat it or ask
Paul to merely because you serve it
on your table.
Perhaps it is wholesome, but you
know. Laura, ! think it unwise TO be
thinking all the time about what is
| healthful. / consider that simply
pampcring the digestion.
es, indeed the cream was very
sour. I'm fact, il was buttermilk, so,
| of course, it was sour.
| Why Laura, buttermilk and sour
| cream are practically the same thing.
! You know very we'll that one lis often
/ used as "a substitute for the other. I'm
sure that was not what spoiled my
| bread, for it was fresh buttermilk
| that our milkman brings especially
| for Thora who just loves it. | be-
| leve in letting a maid have a few
| little luXuTies like that and besides
1t comes in handy for cooking.
mo, you can not have this line It's
! busy. Isn't it surprising Laura, how
! disCourteOus people are about cutting
| in on the wire2 1t seems to me that
/ never begin to telephone but the
| other party on our line tries 20 inter
/ rupt me. She's evidently a very i'll
| bred person.
NO, l didn't It's all nonsense. let
| ting bread rise such length Of time
-45 minutes Now, If it were white
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17

year and l got
nothing t h a I
helped me until I
b e g a II taking
Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetab Bile
Compound. l was
irregular and had
cramps so b a d
that / had to go
to bed. Now l
have better health
than I have had
for years and l
cannot speak too
highly of yOur
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17

CHICAGO, lit take pleasure
in writing to thank you for what
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has done for me. I suffered
with such awful periodic pains, and
had a displacement, and received no
benefit from the doctors. l was ad-
vised to take Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and am now as
well as ever."-Mrs. William Tully.
2052 Ogden Avenue, Chicago, III.
n you have the slightest doubt that
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable. Com
pound will help you, write to Lydia {.
Plnkham Medicine Co. (conhdentlaD,
Lynn, Mass, for advice. Your letter
will be opened, read and answered by
q woman, and held in strict conf
Eences
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17
The Ticket Lost.

l remembered putting it into my over
coat. But where was the coat. Oh, Of
course. it was hanging in the wardrobe.
opened the door and found il. I
searched all the pockets-they were
empty. I rang the bell and asked my
valet if he had brushed the overcoat
during the last three days and he re-
piled that he brushed and beat It the
day before, after carefully emptyiug
the pockets, but there was no Lottery
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17
The Lottery Ticket

tn HE story of my marriage! You
wish TO hear it? Well, you will
- find there is nothing common
place about it,
A pale, disheveled girl, in a thread
bare dress, sold me a lottery ticket one
night outside a cafe. l paid her an
enormous amount for it-a whole sill
yer dollar. and she rewarded my mu-
nifcence with a charming smile and a
blush.
1T will surely bring you luck, senior, -
she said, in the low, clear voice peculiar
to the young girls of the lower class in
Madrid.
Are you quite sure?'' I asked, laugh
ingly, as l put the ticket into my coat
pocket and buttoned my overcoat to
protect myself against the crisp De-
cember air
Yes, am quite sure senior. THAT
number will be drawn. You see It is
1920, and fourteen is the number Of my
years and twenty the number Of days
since my last birthday. That is the
reason I bought it."
Tn that case, my child. we will play
together, and II the number is drawn,
half of the prize is yours"
Her pretty little face beamed with
joy.
Then, senior. give me your name and
your address. I know the big prize will
be ours inside of four days"
Half regretting my joke. l gave her
my name and address. Ten minutes
later, as I walked from Porta del Sol
to Gale Montera, 1 had forgotten the
whole incident.
Three days later, before I was out
Of bed in the morning, heard the news
boys selling the list Of winning num-
bers, and told my valet to get me a
copy. The first thing I saw when l
opened it was 1920 in fat type. My
ticket had won the great first prize Of
S25 900. grew quite excited. Jumped
out Of bed and began to look for the
ticket
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17
WOMAN A
GREAT SUFFERER
Tells How She Was Re.
stored To Health by Ly-
dia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.

GRANVILLE. ILL.-'T was a great
Iufferer of female complaints for a
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17

An author who was present at the
first night performance Of a very sue
cessful play written by a rival de-
clared afterward that it was the poor
est piece he had seen.
"Then why did you not hiss it?" in.
quired a friend.
impossible" was the retort, "a man
can not hiss and yaWn at the same
time!"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17
Up-to-Date
Jokes

At the fish docks in Aberdeen the
rather remarkable coincidence was
noticed of three steam trawler1 lying
berthed side by side, their names be-
ing respectively Rose, Shamrock and
Thistle
what a pity that Wales is not rep
resented" remarked a visitor. That
would have certainly completed it."
Don't worry about that, guv'nor,"
replied the man addressed. Il expect
there's a leak in one of them"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-17
Case of Mrs. Tully.

medicine. Mrs. Jessie Schaar, AS
Main Street, GRANVILLE, III.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1913-09-03
Oslo 7.

veny, vddcov6 scn6tnf poklGdaji
"a TO, ze dokonGenf pry6ho cteni
upravilo cestu pfedloze u 10 pffsti
tydcn pravd6podobn6 m6zc byti
schvGleno Mnoho cdstf pfedIohy
bylo odlozeno budou projednA.
vdny pfistf tyden, Senator Nor.
ris oandmil, 10 drive, nez budc
pfcdIoha dokonCena, pfedloSi do
datek tykajfcf ne brasiIsk6ho mo.
nopolu kdvov6ho, die kterfho bu.
de ddno presidentoyi pr6vo ulozi-
ii poplotck 25c ma laady produkt,
klory jest kontrolovGn trustem Y
cizi zemi.
-- Senht pfijal ustanoyeni, die
kierGho bude zakdzdn doyoS W,
q bkd, kter6 zhotoyujf ne Y trest-
nicicb, anebo cd nedosp6lyeh d.
TEX 2vldstG pod n lot.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1913-09-03

nj Henry IIagcmannoy6 u jejiho
d6cka, kdcz byli zabili, kjyh vlnk
BurIingtonsk6 drdhy Gislo ~. vra.
I'll do auiomObilu, fiacnth0 panem
IIagemanncm. P0rota shledala, ~
piGnou jojich smrli bylo, &e byli
zasazcni ylakem. N6ktefi sv6dk0.
VI vypoy6d6li, ze ona kfizoyotka
jest jcdnou \ ncjnobezpecn6jsich
ma t6to trait Pan lIagemann se
zotayuje 10 svtho porOn6ni
Jisty muz, die domn6ni Josef
Braboc, byl updlen k smrti ohni,
ktery vypukl Y noel = 81, srpna
na /. zdfi II znicil stdj, patriot Ma
rii BrabcovG nedaleko Barncston,
Koroneroya porota vyncsla v roz-
sudku 10 muz, jchoh prav6 jm6no
Jest nczndmo, zahynul V ohnl ne
znamGho pnvodu ye sthji PAM
Brabcovt. Brabec dial ~ pred
nedavnem rozvtsti Sc svoii aenou
a iisty Glovtk videl no tfz vcGcr
potnlovati sc kol stale, Jeho telo
bylo spdleno k nepoanani, lbrabee
byl star 65 let a u6inil 81 syGj do
mov Y Beatrice pred n6kolika t$-
dny,
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1913-09-03
cent meme nc& minuly rok.

cent meme nea minuly r0k
-- Minulou stfedu objoyil &c
president Wilson osobn6 pred kon-
Rrcscm u probirnl zeyrubnG detai.
~ snah n0seho n6roda po sjednG.
NJ miru v Mexiku, fakta, tSkajici
No IIueri0ya 0dmitnmi nabidek
pacifikacc Mcxikn, u politiku, jiz
nyni nutno nastoupili President
prohIdsil stnnoyisko spojenych
Sldth yhGi Mcxilsu takto Ne2a.
kroM Nc bran0u moei Pfisnd ne,
utraIta Spoj. Sthth. H6kaa dove
~ zbrani do Mexisn, Nestranili
ami jcdnG bojujicicb ytron. Wy
zvali vsechny Amcrikdny, ably o.
pualiIi Mexiko, cow IIucra zamiiI
nhvrhy spojenych stdtd, wynn.
duje, ably spojend stdly pfijaly
meSick6ho yyslance vo Wishing
tone, Ably posIAli do MeSikn no
ytho yysIanee bez y8eIikych ONE.
zeni, PiisnG znchoydni ncutrnli.
ty, ahy Dcbyli poyslolci mexitti
podporoydni 2brantmi, ani pencil,
Iiozpodmincdnf uznhni yIddy lIus
ertovy,
- President Wilson obdrzel
dne ~, Tpnh zprdyu cd jam
Linda \ Vcra Cruz, die NH docile.
no mc2i Linden IIucrtou pred
b6znG dohody, ktcrh ndao v6sti k
nplnfmu miru V ropubIlce mexlc-
kf, Vyslanne prosidcnItlv zdsins
ne We Vera Cruzn n6koIik dni, Wy
jimajc, 10 by no ddlcait6 n no.
ofekhyanG zdlczitosti yolaly do
Mexico CITY nn2pGt, Pan Lind
zyoIil vi Vera Cruz jen pro syoje
zdrnvi, nebof Y Mcxiko CITY mu
nesv6dCiIo,
- Oznomujc se, ~ Lee Met
calf, syn puycrnGra MctcoIfa 4
pnnamsk6ho phsmA, byI nfccn
prcsidcntem, ably vyutovaI znaIo-
sli amerckych fnrmdrskych ma
strojh domorodce v proylncIi Chi.
ri1ui,
- President odejeI \ Wishing
lonn Y pdtok odpoIcdne do Cor
nish. Projcvil nad6ji, be vyjed-
ndv6ni X Mcxikcm budc privcdeno
k d0brGmu konci
- Vytkdvoci poliIika vIddy
Spojen$ch Stdt0 stala Nc ddraz-
n6jsi zatim 60 president jest v
Cornish, n, H., sekretGf stdtu p.
Bryan pfcdndsi v Pennsylvania n
Marylandu u sekretAf president6v
odcjel ko konci tydne do New Jcr-
sey. Drive nez sckretGf Bryan a
Tumulty opustili Washington, Y
sobotu dopolcdne, dosly aprdvy cd
Wlastniho vyslanee \ Vera Cruzu,
ktort obsahovaly ujisttni, ae stu
ace ncni niktcrak znepokojivd.
Pan Lind nemd nyni nijak V Il.
myslu vrdtiti Sc do Spojeych sta
th u jest ochoten kaadt chvili vra-
titi Sc do Mexiko City, bude-li to-
no zvlaStni situace vyzadovati, --
President dostal Y sobotu ve6er
dv6 cifroyt depese \ MeSika, ale
neodpov6d6l na ne. Situace jest
pry uspokoiivd
- Sendt ievil patrnd zndmky
kdyz prdye pred cd
rotenim dokontil prvni dteni move
eelni pfedlohy. At mnoht move
6lanky pfedlohy musi b$ti upra
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1913-09-03
z WAHHINGTONU.

Vzrnst 80 proc, produkci
zemi scvorni polokoule jest kabe.
logrNficky ozndmen zem6d6lsk6,
mu odd6leni Spojenych StatG me-
zlndrodnim 2em6dtlskym Glstavem
V Rhine Y ltalii, Cislicc, kter6 jsou
uddny isou tytoi Psenice Y Prus-
ku ~, 10000 buslu, RuskO Sl2,'
5il 900 buslG, We vscch zemieh
jest ohadovana 1roda pscnicc na
1854 600. 900 buSln, COZ jest 80
procenta vice ncz roku lonsk6ho
V tGchze zemich Iito: pfedb6z.
ny 0dhad Y Rusku Jest S95 .Osi 900
buSlu, Cclkovd liroda jest odhad.
nuta nn l.iO9,O 900 900 busln, COZ
jest asi o SO procent meme, nea
bylO produkovdno rOku minul6hO
Y tychz zemich. .IoGmen Pred
b6zny odhad Rusku jest SO,3S6,-
600 buSln, V Rusku 17O,25000O
husln. Celkcm We vSech zemieh
urodlo So | l43,000.O00 busln, COZ
jest o iedno proccuto vice, ncz ro.
ku minultho Y tychz zemich, o.
ycsi Celkoya produkee sy6toya
Jest ma l,sos,000,0O0 husln, cod
jest o 10 proeent meme nez urodi,
10 Sc y ttchl zemich rokn minult-
ho, l4en celkoy} odhad jest Y,
100000 busIu, eol Jest 22.s pro
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1913-09-03

UcIll, 10 Dyl MhboH Hh NlHhu pUIHu
n zobit u shozon dold syymi spo.
letniky, Mason byl " cizinccm,
Jcho bratr zijo We Wolhille,
V ponddli znh6jeno byla
stdtni yystaya Y Lincoln kdo by
soudil die vystaycnych pfcdm6td
Y oddcleni zem6d6lsk6m, fekl by,
10 Y Nebrasce nobylo ani zd6ni o
suchu tohoto roku Sdl zomddtl.
sky jest prayym z6zrakom ySstav.
niho vyboru. Minuly rok VISTA
voyalo 10 okrcsh, kdozto letosni
vystayuje 23 okresh, Vystaya IN,
hradnickh pfokynpi kazd6ho nh.
ySt6ynikn, Jiani krnjiny Nebra.
sky, kde 10 rodi hojD6 oyoco, tr'
p6ly ncdostatkem vl6hy. Ale le.
tosni Vystnyn z0hradniekG doka.
Mje ze take Y jinych krajich
Nebr0sky mobou yyrdstati vytet.
n6 joblkn, hroany n jinG ovocc Il
Sc neni jedin$ okrcs nebraSsky zd-
yisIy na druh6m ani pokud tknc sc
jednoho druhn oyoce, J0ko jinh
lGia ! lctos kindly den ro2d6cn
jest mezi dy6 nebo tfi rhznG y6ci.
TAX Y pond6li mimo dGInieky den
byl den mdsta Lincoln den dGli u
vyslouailen. DGti pod ~ lGt u ii,
kdoS mali od2naky q. A. Il, vel
k6 armddy republiky, nell vstup
yoInf, I}yIy tM konceriy dyou
kapoI, ktcrG priy6bIIy odpolodne
! ycfer mnoho n6yStGynikh ma w.
Mayst6. ~ Y 1tery byla oteyfena
Yystaya yclicc GnsnG, jiz o p6l scd-
mo rdno. Y y hodin potalo t6bo,
feni skoInich hochh, Y . hodin
sosIy sc sbory soudch 4 r1znych
departmental, aby pfij0Ii instruk-
ce cd svSch superintendent n po-
cali 30 svou praci. N6kolik kon-
ecrtd bylo schrdno IN yystayisli,
Po druhG hodine byly porddhny
doslihy Idpnsu ditek sdfnstni Ne
800 d6ti, Policie na yyslavisti
jest yyborne organisoyhna, - Me-
sto jest yoliee p6kne ozdobgpo,
-- Ohen, die vscho zphsobeny
tim, IL ncjaky tramp odhodil tam
hofiei cignreilu, yznikl W vojen-
skgch stdjich Grand Island, Iad'
ny ziyoGich ncbyl uphIcn IN to
10 M 20 tun senN bylo docela
zniGcno, Celkov6 ztrdta obndsi
asi 1880
- Ctyficdtd pryni vyrocni W
stavu okrcsu Hamilton trvala Cd
1tcr} do phtku, Vsechny VISTA
vcn6 pfedmety byIy peknG, yyjma
oddGIeni zemtd6lsktho, ktert ne.
bylo tak p6knt, jako ltta minuld.
Navst6va byla dobrd, jako l6ta
minuld dosdhla vyse pres GO00.
- Henry Bnsey Beatrice byll
pfedvedcn soudci ma obzhlobu, ~
bodl trankn Macklina nozem IL
myslem, ably mu zpnsobil t6zk6 u
blizeni na t6le. Tvrdil, ze jest ne
vinnen, Jeho pfipad byl odlozen
mn den %. zdfi, kdy bude slyse-
nj. Byl propulsion mn zdruku tisic
dollarn, ktcrou slolila jeho zena
Charles Wade mnsil sloziti $500
zdruky iako syedek Y lomto pri'
pad6. Macklin Sc 2otayuie Z ran,
ktert utrlil,
Dne |, zafi konal So y Grand
Island inkyest mad mrtyolani pa,
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1913-09-03
III. SJEZD KAT. JED. gOK0L
SKYCH v 80. OMAZE.

JH Y pltck sjizd6lj &c zdstupci
kal0IickGho Sokola 10 yseeh tes
sko-0neriekSch osad, ably sGtast.
nil Nc vyrotni konyencc. lIlavni
sIa dtostnikd pfijcla v gob0tu.
Ma $50 deIcgdtt cvitenetl sjeIo
No do So, Omahy Pryni shromhz-
d6ni byIo kondno jia Y sobotu ve-
Ger miHn0sti panA lIambeka,
kde z6royeh kondn reprcscntaGni
pies, Ustanoveni 10 sjeadu bylo
proponoy6no ma ned6Ii, kdy s6ros
ven bylo na programu yefejn6
cyiGoni pr6vod. Josef Pavlik byl
Y 6cle mistniho pof6dajiciho W.
boru,
CyiGeni druzstey byla kondna
ned6Ii a pond6Ii slaynostni
pr6vod zabGjen byl ned6li odpo
lcdne 10 Stahkovy mistnosti a II
birol ne do 81. Marys Gesk6 kato
IickG farni skoly ma ~. n u uliei,
kde ne k prhvodu pfipojili Lityin-
Sti sokolov6. Odtud pohyboyal 80
prtiyod po "a. q uliei, pak po
"a. k severn M k N uliei, pax m
adpad po N NJ k ul 25. +; po rs. k
severn NJ X l. ul., kdo &c pfipojili
polsti sokolov6; pax ma sever po
Is. AZ X ul, ma vychod po X az k
"a, kde se pfipojili OmazskG spoil
Ky k prhvodu. Odtud pochodo-
valo 30 mn jih po "a, III, AZ k sini
Stadkovt kdc bylo Romano vefej-
nt cviteni. Uvitaci rec proncsl
rev. Chundeldk, JIM fcGnici byli
Pan lIynek Dostdl zc ST. Louis, p.
Vladimir Malice 2 lIallcttwille,
Tex. Kotelni p6vccky sbor zap6l
n6kolik sborti n oktet take n6So-
lik Gisel.
Hdvody mely ely pr6b6h a vel
mi dobrych vIsledk6 docilily pa
move Ed. Sva6ina ze So. Omahy;
sko6il do vySe o stop, G paIcd.
Frank Ufidil \ Howell Neb,, sko-
I'll do ddlky rozbehem IS stop, 4
palce, - Ma cvi6cni dostavilo sc
mnoho obecenstva Z okoli drahou
i automobily, n Plattsmouth Wy
praven byl zylastni vlak.
Prnvod byl sestayen takto;
Marsaloy6 prnvodu, Ccta polici-
stu, Mayor II mestSti nfednici,
Poadrni a policejni komisari, o
maiskd hudha, Omalskt spolky.
Polska hudha, polskt spolky.
Liteyska hudha. Liteyskt spolky,
Plattsmoulhska hudha platts,
mmthskt spolky So. Omalska
hudha So. Omalska spolky, So
kolsky dorost, Riskup koudelka
a ufednipi sokolu v poyoRceh. So
koloyt
nhehodui danny hyly ua potest
hosli hoinS axdoheny.
Y fayadteh oduesla 81 so. nma
ha tfi ceny . rrNm drulstya.
lr,nl rena slata mfdaile pfipa
dla 4. pr0soNi chicago druhs
esua. afihrna me,lane, fiwardu
Sya1ho. ~ ~ Omaby tfeli e.
aa hrousaya medailg \ Nl5koi
E Chieasa nFuhf druistya pty
nl egnu alatou meialli obdrlyl
tWtslay Malte e. ~ luNts irU
hoa eenu slfihruen medaili Iahn
tWknrnt 81 - tana tfetl esua
hFOnteyau melalli. Ant nvefak
fe sa Omahy fesli dFu1stye
frNnl eeha alasA meslalls uslale
"a hsla lfaaku l'flslllesl 4 lle
veil Neh lFahA esna s,fihFnA
nrAaile f.luaF,lu ianauskesl iu
- omaky teesl ssaa, kr,msesa
ms,laily, Aat Neu,lrasi t'hiea
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1913-09-03

!@" Chcete,li nabyti sprdyn6.
no nazoru zivota na venkovd ia.
kol domacnosti, pfedplatte Sc
ma "Cesko. o.Americky Venkov",
Gilpin observer., 1913-09-04
Spoiled the Show.

There is a good story of an actor
who was depicting on the board a
powerful pathetic part.
He was made up ntayyelously to
look starved to skin and bond. tntter-
ing on the verge of death from s..slra-
tion, gasping for breath and wea~'
annexation.
Still. he had on his fingers flash
Ing diamond ring. and the sarcastic
gallery reproved him for it one night
At the critical moment the hero
faltered out in agony to the gallery:
Good heavens! If this fails. what.
shall do?"
The answer floated down unexpect.
edly from the top seats:
Pawn yer ringi"
The act was spoiled.-Ideas.
Gilpin observer., 1913-09-04
One or the Other.

One kid story leads on to another. A
Cleveland school teacher-one who has
at several periods in the sweet-scent-
ed past favored US with anecdotes
about her pupils-sends us an account
of quiz conducted in her geography
class only day or two ago. says the
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
In what zone do we live?" asked
this teacher.
THE temp'rut zone!" chanted tho
well-drilled class.
Right. And what do we mean by
'temperate?' Willie, you may an
swer."
"'Temp'rut is were it's freezin' cold
half the time an roastin' hot the other
half the time"
If Willie wasn't sent to the head for
that it wasn't because he didn't de-
serve the honor.
Gilpin observer., 1913-09-04
COULDN'T STAND THE ORDEAL
Prisoner Pleads Guilty Rather Than,
Listen tc Many Hypothetical
Questions of Experts.

DO you plead guilty or not guilty
to this charger" asked the court.
The prisoner looked around him.
Beside him was the doubtful lawyer
he had retained to defend him. Ar
rayed against him were the best at
torneys in the country. Above him
sat the i.nplacaole judge, and across
the room was the bone-headed Jury.
Judge" saio the prisoner, before
enter this plea can ask some ques-
tions?"
You may"
IF 1 stand trial, will I halter set
here an listen while these here
shysters ask hypothetical questions?"
You will"
DO l halter hear all these here
handwritin' experts, fur an agin?"
You do"
will halter set right here while
the insanity doctors does all their
talkin'?"
Certainly"
I'm ready"
Prisoner at the bar, do you plead
guilty or not guiity?"
Guilty"