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The Washington times., 1913-03-18
ON WATERS.

The perfect waiter? There ] crave
Permission to say naught.
To tell the truth. I never gave
The subject any thought.
In speaking of the waiter gink,
I'll take the negative,
For frequently / sort of think
a good one doesn't live.
Go on with your good waiter chat;
Discuss 1t if you choose.
On piffling subjects such as that
1 haven't any views.
But say, when all is said and done
Get ready. here's the quip!-
The RAREST waiter is the one
Who thanks you for tip.
CHENNIE.
Ye gods. now they're writing it Har.
vester Trust" Reforming the uni.
verse. in sooth, is thanklcss, thank.
less task
Literary reviews may not mention il
but under humor of the month should
be listed Turkeys threat to continue
the war.
The Washington times., 1913-03-18
What S on tie Program tn
Washington Today

The following Masonic organizations
viii meet tonight: Lodses-Armin,us.
No. q, NJ NJ: Myron NJ. Parker, No.
q NJ. NJ; King David. No. g. +. C.
and address. Royal Arch Chapters.
Washington Naval, No. s. p. NJ and
NJ. E. NJ Scottish Rite-Mthras
Lodge of Perfection. important bust
ness meeting: Robert de Bruce Coun-
ell, knights Kadosh. at 80 D. m.'
twenty-seventh degree: at ,. m.
twenty-ninth degree. Eastern star
Ruth Chapter. No. !.
The following /. o. o. i. LODGES viii
meet tonight: Golden Rule, No. IL
Amity, No. %: Washington. No. g.
The following X. OF p. lodges VIII meet
tonight: Webster. No. Z: Exceissor'
No. IA; Capital. No. "a: Myrtle. NO.
%.
The following National UniOn Councils
will meet tonight: State. War ana
Navy. at Pythian Temple. fraternaL
at .Schmidt's Hall
The following Red Mems trises VII
meet tonight: Idaho. No. 10; oscecla.
Nc. ~.
The Washington times., 1913-03-18
Yes: Handing Ones Penny to the
Wrong Man at a Newsstand

q. s. L.: Do you know anything
more embarrassing than ordering din
ner at a swell restaurant. only to dis
cover, when the end comes. that your
pocketbook is at home? EspeciaIIy
when you have-er-company?
G. p
Reading about the oIeo cases some
how tempts us to burst into Song of
the yodeI variety.
The new admin. We noteWithrelief.
has t." unqualified Endorsement of
''Harpers"
The Washington times., 1913-03-18

Another jolly rttle experience of the
stranger In Washington is TO ask Gem
trail for 1855 NJ. northwest. and to have
her tell you she'd rather have the
phone number. II you don't mind
The Washington times., 1913-03-18
# ALL HIS STUFF
WERE SET LIKE
THIS,

Instead of this COMPOUNDED way.
The Washington times., 1913-03-18

Some Of our youths are showing evil
dence of sanity and others are having
their hair cut in that two-inches-over-
the-ear fashion.
Artist Goldberg's conception of a good
cook. judging from today's outburst. is
one who stays in on SUNDAYS.
The Washington times., 1913-03-18

Incompetence is Remediable, but In.
difference is Incurable.
The Washington times., 1913-03-18

We Never Happened to Meet a Sure
Enough Achieyer who Needed one OF
those DO 1T Now Signs over his
Desk.
The Washington times., 1913-03-18
THIS& THAT
Uuk .eomef,mes q Lrffie sffhe Other


AH!!!
HoW blessed, happy, full OF bliss,
Would be the Ddragrdpher's dan.
The Washington times., 1913-03-18

II only the Faultless were Permitted
to Indulge in Criticisms of their Neigh
bors. the Kind of Chatter would Soon
Become an Echo
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14

"A small boy dropped into store
on the North Side on his way to
school to get some candy" says the
Holton Signal. while he was look
ing over the assortment displayed in
the case the salesman called his at
tention to some fresh lemon drops,
'Naw,' the boy said, Gimme some jelly
beans. want something the teacher
can't hear me eat Teacher can hear
a feller eat lemon drons clear across
the room. kansas City Star.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
Various Forms Of lilccouah.

Allied to the rare forms OF nervous.
hiccough there is also the emotional
hiccough, which arises in connection
with moral shock, severe fright and
sudden emotion, the hlccough due to
irritation and hysterical hiccough,
The latter is a particularly noisy
form, with a rough, coarse sound. It
is sometimes a sort of yelping or
barking noise, persisting for some
minutes or even hours.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14

Little Eleanor. who was very fond
of chickens. stood over dead rooster.
Thinking that something good ought
to be said, she remarked between her
sobs: "He was always so glad when
one of th~ hens laid an eggI<
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
Easy Check 10 Forne.

Judge Lumley Smith remarked at
the Old Bailey that checks for GS
cdd were most frequently altered by
forgers engaged IN what was now an
extensive business. Only a W was
needed to change the eight into
eighty. In the case before him a
check for a8 las had been made into
one for ESQ 14s.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
The clnaer Man.

Sometimes the weather puts ginger
into some men. Then there is kind
of man that all the time puts ginger
into everybody around him. Nobody
In this old world is more useful to It
than the chap who gives his fellow
men shots OF ginger In all kinds Of
weather.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
NOTICE FOR PUBLIl ALTON.
Department of the Interior.
u. S. Land Office at Las Cruces,

u S. Land Office at Las Cruces,
New exico, December n, 1912.
NOTICE is lerebygiven that TOMAS
BA RERA-, of Cuchi 10, New Mex
ico, who, on July 8, 1907, m de Home
stead entry Serial No. O2255), Nc.
5432, for N = Sell and NE 4SW14 Sec
tion 10 and NW4SW4 Section IL,
Township IL S, Range w, N. M. P.
Meridian, has filed notice of intention
to make final five year Proof, 10 es-
taDlish claim to the Ia above describ-
cd, before Philip $. Kelley, u. S. Com
missioner, at Hillsf orc, New Mexico,
on the 14th day of February, 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Adrian Montoya, of Cuchillo, New
Mexico.
Abran Jaramillo, Of Cuchillo, New
Mexico
Lorenzo Padilla, OF Cuch.llo, New
Mexico.
Donaciano r. Trujllo, of Fairview,
New Mexico.
JOSE GONZALES,
Register.
First pub. Jan. 3-l3.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14

II understand you are on the outs
with Binks, Dubblelgh" said Jorrocks.
Il am thati" returned Dubbleigh with
fervor. mo more Binks for me. Last
Sunday when my new car lay In the
ditch | asked Binks to see II he
couldn't find somebody or something
to pull it out, and the blistering idiot
offered me a corkscrew Harper q
Weekly.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
ninerent Kind.

Wife (anxiously)--I do wish you
were in some other work. dear, ! am
in constant fear that you will touch a
charged wire at the shop" HUB
"Oh, the charged wire at the shop
doesn't bother me; what / have more
dread about is the charged account at
the store"
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
F,eetIno Shade.

"By jove, am glad to see you look
ing 50 gay and festive!" said Mr..
Olde Friend. you were all in black
the last time / saw you. Yes" de-
murely replied Mrs. Brown, who had
Just taken a second husband; but 1t
wasn't fast black. Judge.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
New Mexico, December 27, 1912.


New Mexico, December n, 1912.
N0Tl CE is hereby given that DON
ACIANO T. TRUJILLO, of Fairview,
New Mexico, who, on October Is, 1906
made Homestead Entry (Serial No.
0l925), No 1906, for ElaSE4 Section
"a, Township II s., Range 8 w, and
SWA SW14 Section IS and n Wl4NWl4,
Section 30, Township IL S, Range z
W., N. M. p Meridian, has filed notice
of intention the make final five year
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before Philip S. Kelley,
u. S. Commissioner, at Hillsboro, New
Mexico, on the 14th day of February,
1913
Claimant names as witnesses:
Tomas Barreras, of Cuchillo, New
Mexico.
Cosme Gurule, of Fairvisw. New
Mexico.
Miguel G. TrujiIlo, of Fairvew, New
Mexico.
Poldoro Trujillo, of Fairview, New
JOSE GONZALES,
Register.
First pub. Jan. 3-13
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
II. s. Land Office at Las C,uces.
New Mexico. December q. IS

~. -. lIdilu OlliCt dL Ids NJ uttSs
New Mexico, December 81, 1912.
NOTICE is hereby given that cos
NE GURULE, of Fairview, New Mex
leo, who, on October Ia, 1907, made
Homestead Entry (Serial No. 023S4) /,
No 5538, for W19SE1, ElaSW4 Sec
tion 22. Township IL S, Range 5 w, N.
M. 2. Meridian, has filed notice of i'm
ntion to make final five year Proof,
to establish claim TO the land above de-
scribed, before Philir S. Kelley, U. S.
Commissioner, at Hillsboro. New Mex
ico on the 14th day of February. 1913.
Claim mt names a witnesses:
Tomas Barreras, of Cuchillo, ew
Mexico.
Ventura Truiillo, Of FairViaw. New
Mexico.
v. G. Trujillo, of Fairview, lew
Mexico,
Donaciano T. Trujillo, of Fairview,
JOSE GONZALES,
Register.
Firts pub. Jan. 3-13
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
Provides for Care Of Dumb Animals

A new club appealing to lovers OIL
dumb animals is In the course OF forsl
nation in London. under the patrons
age OF many well-known people. AL
novel departure will be the dogs'9
cloakroom. consisting of premises
with attendants, which will be utilized
for the purpose OF taking charge OF
members dogs when visiting the club.
Boarding the animals at the club will
be one of the features, and there Will
be a catering section where dogs can
have their meals.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
Surely Iuatifle d.

Lady Motorist-"O Mr.. Policeman,
when | tell you why speeded you'll
let me GO" Offlcer-"Why were you
speeding?y Lady Motorists was
trying to catch up to that car ahead
to see how the lady had her hat trims
med. New York Globe.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
ELFEGO BACA,

Attorney and Councellorat Law,
ALBUQUERQUE NEW MEA
Will be present at all temrs of Court Of
Bernalillo, Valencia, Socorro and sier-
ra Counties.
Deal in good Gold, Silver and Cope
Mining Properties n New Mexico.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14
State of New Mexico,
Comfy of Sierra.

CLaJe OF New MeAlCOi
County of Sierra.
In the Probate Court
In the matter of the Estate of I. c.
Long, Deceased.
NOTICE is hereby given that Helen
Long, Administrator of the Estate of
r. G. Long, Deceased, has filed in the
Office of the County Clerk. Of the
County of Sierra, New Mexico, her
final report as such Administrator, and
the Court has appointed Monday the
Third day of March, 1913, as the day
of hearing objections to said report
if any there be, and the discharge of
the said Administrator.
ANDREW KELLEY,
Clerl.
BY p. S. KELLEY,
Deputy.
First pub. Jan. 24-13 4
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14

Teache--'"rcmmy VI" are too
great an idler DO you know what be-
comes of people who wont work Y
Tommy--"Y essum. They gets sups
ported by the rest Of the family"
Judge.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1913-02-14

Mr.. jerome Sedillo, hunter, trader
and trapper; killer of lions, bears and
wild cats. Dec. 6-l2 ON. Advt
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Unique Trip Is Made
By Louisiana Party
New Orleans, New York Chicago, De-
troit, Canada and Atlanta Touched.
L. S. Crane Local Host.

Francis Carran and family. Henry
Raiders and w A. Bracket passed
through Atlanta last week en- route by
automobile to New Orleans. after hav-
ing travelled to New York. to Chicago
to Detroit, through Canada. back to New
York. and from Atlanta to New Or
leans.
The party stopped to view the new
office buildings in Atlanta and were
entertained by L. S Crane, the local
Pope Hartford dealer. They drove a
model IT 1910 Pope Hartford and a new
Chalmers. The former had no. trouble
except a broken rib top. but the latter
had an accident at Duncan, S. c., which
delayed the party three weeks.
The women who went along finished
the trip by rail from Eleanor. Ala, and
the Chalmers was shipped across Lake
Pontchartrain La, to New Orleans, but
the other car travelled the entire dis
lance around the lake, over the practi.
cally impossible corduroy roads. Mr.
Carran drove every inch of the way.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Progressive Party
In Unique Journey
Candidate fer Governor of Massachu.
sets Uses Stevens-Duryes
Cars to Get Votes.

An unheard-of political campaign
is that of the Progressive party can
didate for Governor of Massachusetts.
Charles Sumner Bird, who is visit
Ing every city and town in the State.
over more than 5000 miles of high.
way. some stretches all but impassa-
BILE, up and down mountain sides,
through mud up to the hubs, through
sand that clings like clay, he and his
party are going into the smallest
hamlets as well as the largest cities
in four high powered Stevens Duryea
cars.
There are four machines in the
Flying Squadron" as the outfit is
called. Car No. l, which carries Mr.
Bird, and Is driven by Charles Henry
Davis, of South Yarmouth, is a model
C six-cylinder machine which had
been run $4,000 miles before the party
left Boston September 20. Cars Nos
and are model ny" machines from
the garage of the Stevens Duryea
Company's Boston agents, the j. w
Bowman Company. Both of these ma
chimes had been run more than &c.
600 miles before the tour began. Car
No. is a model IA" machine. and
had been driven $4,000 miles before
the tour started. All of them are
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Good HIGHWAYS
FR0MNEW YORK
To GOLDEN GATE
This Is Substance Of Report of
Test Car Tourists, Who See
Thousands Going West,

INDIANAPOLIS, Oct. 25.-Tanned
20 glowing brown, feeling as fine
M strong as the cub bear that rode
with them. the Cole transcontinental
testers are back home. Fifteen states
aud the Province OF British Column
nl4, consuming enthusiasm over the
West. and a speedometer reading of
500 miles told the story of the three
months test trip.
There was a long line of cars and a
tag crowd CT friends to meet the re
.uruing trio at Plainfield, about IF
reen miles from the city limits. A
uarade through the business district
and an informal reception at the Co.
lumbia club marked the conclusion of
the most remarkable test trip ever
attempted For the moment Indian
apolis' automobile world is discussing
nothing but this trip of Charles S.
rrawford, chief engineer; H. G. Brad
field. field advertising manager, and
Lew Pettijohn, chief tester, of the Cole
Motor Car Company.
Chief Engineer Crawford is enthu-
siastic over the future of good roads.
While he is more or less inclined to
aud the work of the Cole six" every
time a group of interested auditors
gathers around him he Immediately
lunches into discussion of the pos
,Iblities of transcontinental touring.
crawford predicts that within three
years there will be an improved high
way from New York to the Pacific
Coast. He also has vision of q
steady caravan of motor cars cross
ing the continent to visit all parts of
the Pacific Coast when the Worlds
Fair is on in San Francisco.
Il got the surprise of my life was
the opening report of Mr.. Crawford.
heretofore | believed that Western
roads We're quite impossible for pleas
ant touring. Now, | have the cor
rect information.
Aside from few hard mountain
raSses, | can not recall any part OF
the trip that was particularly bad OF
course, one does not want to start
across the United States and expect
tu find a continuous road of macadam
trick or asphalt, but if a man has any
reasonable conception of what good
oountry roads ought to be. he will not
be disappointed"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Atlanta Mob Supplying Cars
For Several Southern States

a TLANTA becaming South
~ OF a of
of
Nashville
OF the amt
exohicio
Oakland
dealers
down.
of 70
November STA delegations will neghbo
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26

ton could pick up hundreds of repair
jobs as well as furnish supplies. Very
few days pass that do not see dozens
of automobilists stranded on the way
and mechanicians rushing out from
the city to rescue them. There are
several good mechanics around Buck
head, but it is commended that they
should be put in a better position to
render service.
THE trip to Ea st Lake from Atlanta
will soon be very much shortened
through the completion of a route
which strikes Kirkwood in the center
and cuts off about three miles. Boule-
ward DeKalb, along the route of the
Georgia Railroad, is the shortest route
to East Lake, and it is probable thai
it will be much used. The only good
route at present Is by way of Peach
tree to Ponce DeLeon, and thence to
East Lake. Kirkwood. by the way,
is brushing up on its other roads.
Gus A. SOHL. manager of the At
~ lanta branch of the Republic
Rubber Company, is in Tennessee for
week boosting Staggard Tread
tires. He expects to turn a good deal
of Tennessee trade toward Atlanta.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26

seven passenger cars, carrying their
full quota of passengers over all
kinds of roads, besides heavy extra
loads OF baggage.
During the first week the machines
covered 1918 miles according to
schedule, but detours we're made that
brought the total up to about 59e
miles. The highest hills in the State
were climbed, that from Hoosao Tun-
mel Station over Florida Mountain
800 feet high, to North Adams over
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26

replaced by a fine State highway, and
the road from East Windsor to Peru,
2,120 feet high. The worst road in
New England. that from Blandford to
West Granville and Holland, where
this highway is little more than a
path strewn with powders, which oc-
casionally struck the crank cases, and
from which motor vehicles ordinarily
are excluded, wds traversed at 40
miles an hour.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
0. E. Houser and H. N. Burns
Will Have Attractive Exhibit
at Automobile Show.

n THOUGH o. e. Houser and Fl.
~ NJ. Burns have been in bust
ness only two weeks at No. 242
Peachtree street under the name Of
the Regal Motor Sales Company, they
have sold two carloads of Royals and
are negotiating for the sale of third
This concern is arranging to repre-
sent a well-known line Of cars for the
State and will enter a handsome tour
ing car in the Automobile Show early
in November, in addition to the Regal
The Regal booth will be an attrac-
tive part Of the display. with all the
decorative ingenuity Of tta agents
put forth.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
A Car Pleasing
to the Eye

The -FOUR" presents the beautiful continuous
stream-line effects. with hood sloped up
ward to a deep cowl.
Running boards clean and free, with foot
plates of aluminium.
The gasoline supply Is under the cowl giving
short, direct gravity feed to the carbu
rotor.
Its rear axle is OF the full-hoating type, and
completely accessible.
The rear springs fullellptic, very long and
easy. and with the lower member sus-
pended beneath the axle.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
AUTO NOTES
. HE new home site of the United
States Tire Company. on the
na ct SiGa Of Paa ohtraa hat WAen

States Tire Company, on the
east side of Peachtree between
Merritts avenue and Linden street,
has just been inspected by Eastern
District Sales Manager Tweedy, who
is said to have made very favorable
report to the headquarters OF his con-
Germ. This site is across the street
from the new automobile building of
Mrs. Henry Potts, is in the same
block with the Locomobile home, and
and the Packard. The Fiske Rubber
Company VIII occupy half of the
building with the United States.
w HEN Wylle West returns from
" his three months trip to Ha-
vana he is apt to have a nice string
of stories TO tell his automobile
friends in Atlanta. Mr. West has
Cuban representatives. and since this
Cuba, he will engage somewhat in the
social activities of the Cuban capital
- m II G. LoN L, IOCdi safes dsCii
~ for Krit motor cars, have moved
to No. At Aubur navenue, text to the
Oakland agency. with George w.
Hanson in charge They r5port many
inquiries for Krit automobiles. ~>
T H. SIMMS. formerly connected
j. with the American Locomotive
Company, manufacturers OF Alec
cars, has been appointed Southern
sales manager of the National Motor
Vehicle Company, of Indianapolis
with headquarters in Atlanta. Mr.,
Simms will be located in the Office of
the Atlanta Auto Sales Company, To-
cal agents for the National.
pEOPLE who travel by automobile
through North Fulton County are
cIamoring for a completely equipped
automobile shop at Buckhead for the
convenience of traffic in that section.
They point out that such an institu
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Six Thousand
Manufacturing Operations

How completely the Studebaker SIX" Is the
product of the great Studebaker plants you
will realize when you know that its con-
struction requires more than 5000 manu-
featuring operations.
We build its motor, from the raw iron and
steel, down through the numerous pro-
cesses Of casting machining, grinding and
assembling to the finished product.
We build its ful-foatins axle stamp the
light though tremendously strong housing
from the sheet steel; forge. cut and
machine the axle and transmission gears
Throughout the rear axle and transmission and
In the front wheels we use 10 Timken roller
bearings for quiet, easy running.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Here's Explanation
Of High Cost Cause

The automobile bu $ in the
United States alone has taken
many millions of capital that for
merly was employed in other in
vestments and MANY hundreds of
thousands of mechanics who were
once engaged in other pursuits"
SAYS The Boston Monitor. Cost
Of labor is consequently higher be-
cause of the greater demand for
it, and capital is dearer for a SINH
lar reason. This all goes to in
crease the cost of living"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
MAKES DELIBERATE CHOICE.

After investigating for three
months, visiting factories and exam
ming conditions, w. @. Nissen, an
Aberdeen (S. Do automobile dealer
who last season sold more than $3.50.
900 worth OF cars, has closed a con-
tract for the Studebaker line.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-07-12
AT THE GAME.
The CLEVELAND Leader. J

tIhe Cleveland Leauer)
DR. Sargent, the authority upon ath-
letics at Harvard college. deplores the
fact that many men would rather wit
ness a ball game than play it them
selves.
But really, is there anything to de-
plore? If DR. Sargent will take the
trouble to look over the crowd at any
league ball game he will find that
IL Is composed almost exclusively of
men who spend their working hours
shut up in offices and stores, whose
bodies. while healthy, are not tough
ened enough to stand the strain of
playing ball and who have not the
time or opportunity to harden them
selves physically. Many of them
have reached the age when the play
ing of baseball entails the danger OF
bursting a hardened artery.
DIR. Sargent should remember that
the baseball fan doesn't watch a game
in the same manner he listens to a
sermon. He jumps up and down,
swings his arms and yells. while the
blood courses through his veins at
schoolboy speed. No matter how old
he is. he is gallery god in the open,
with all his privileges and little
more. If the umpire doesn't do the
right thing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-07-12
IN A LIGHTER VEIN
BREvITlEs OF A BARRIsTER.

(Arthur NJ, Harris, in The Docket }
In the practice of law some men do
well; others do good
Contempt of Court is often the ex-
preston with profanity of which may
be said with politeness.
Truth is the witness whom the sub
poena seldom reaches.
Eloquence often gives a bad repu-
tation TO a lawyer of good character.
Character is really a lawyers only
license to practice; slander is his dis
barment.