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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
NE CARRIED AN UMBRELLA

A dear old lady who was very "sot"
IN her prejudices was asked just why
abe didn't like q certain man. She had
no particular reason that she could
think OF at the instant, but she had been
30 emphatic in her expression OF dis
like that she knew she would have TO
find some excuse-at once. Just at that
moment she happened to glance out OF
the window and saw him passing BY.
He carried n neatly rolled umbrella
though II hardly threatened rain.
Quick as q fash she answered her
questioner, He carries an umbrella
whether it's raining or not-he' Is
'softie.'"
"But," said her friend, also looking
out OF the window, here comes your
son William, and he Is carrying an UNI
brella"
This did not stump the old lady. But
that's another matter-I don't line him
anyhow-and besides, II oil depends on
who carries the umbrella" she replied
triumphantly.
That is the position some people have
taken regarding that wholesome and
refreshing beverage Coca-Cola. They
have said a good many unkind things
about It and In each instance have had
It proved to them that their tales were
not true.
Finally they seized upon the fact that
COca-Cola gets much OF its refreshing
dellciousness from the small bit Of caf-
feline that It contains. They looked upon
that as splendid argument against II.
Then, like the old lady who was remind.
ed of son william. they were reminded
that Il is the caffeine In their favorito
beverages, tea and coffee. (even more
than in Coca-Cola) that gives them
their refreshing and sustaining quail
ties.
But does that stop their criticism Of
Coca Cola for containing caffeine? No
their answer Is similar to the old
lady's-they say But that's another
matter"-what they mean Is Being
prejudiced against Coca-Cola and lik-
ing tea or coffee, It all depends on
what carries the caffeine"
We think the joke Is on them-for
caffeine Is caffeine. and II 1t Is not
harmful in one 1t can't be harmful In
another. We all know that 1t is not
harmful in tea or coffee-that 1t is
really helpful in whatever 1t is-this
is bound to include Coca.Cola.
or course, the truth is, that having
started an attack on false premises and
having had what they thought were
good reasons for criticism proved TO
be no reasons at all. they are grasping
at an excuse which does not exist, to
explain prejudice. So you see, after
all, It all depends on who carries the
umbrella to people who are determined
to be unfair. Let us be fair.-Adv.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
Anaurams.

IA fool and his money are soon part
ed"
The same letters spell:
o. rash man. to pay one II one sold
dear.
zone good turn deserves another"
The same letters spell:
Go ON at need. serve others round!
Little pitchers. have long ears"
The same letter. spell:
These grave lips chatter no III.
IAN Is not gold that glitters."
The same letters spell:
.DroIl tlnsei tags to giIt hat
l"Time and tide wait for no man"
The same letters spell:
a wnntf DO It in a moment friend'
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
HOW TO MAKE RABBIT TRAP
Carefully Remove One End Of ordL
nary Soap Box and cIeat Along
Sides and Bottom.

This is how make rabbit trap:
I take a box, such as one can get at
the store-a soap box is the right
size-and carefully take out one end,
first mailing cleats along the sides and
the bottom, so that the box will not
fall apart when the end is removed,
says a writer in the Farm, Stock and
Home. Then I build up the other
end as shown in the illustration. and
bore n small hole through 1t for the
bait-stick, and with my jack-knife
make a notch still higher up, to hold
the brace stick in place. Then ! clean
the top together, and nall the end to
It, and from tho front end OF the top
to the brace stick run q cord. ! fast
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
Hlnh Finance.

A man sent his neighbours little boy
to tho drug store to buy FIVE postage
stamps. He handed him two dimes,
the extra one being for himself. Some
time afterward the boy came back
blubbering ard said he had-lost one
OF the dimes.
But why didn't you buy me the
stamps?" asked the man.
Because. mister" replied the boy,
at was your dime that lost
Judge.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
Baldwin Cake.

Baldwin cake calls for one cup and
one tablespoon Of -four. i will send
whole recipe: One cup Of sugar, one
third cup Of butter or shortening, one
half cup Of milk. one cup and one to
blespoon Of flour, two eggs (leaving
out the white Of one for frosting). two
scant teaspoons Of baking powder.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
Rabbit Trap.

en- the top to the box with a couple
Of small hinges. II one has nothing
better, two strips of leather will do
first rate. Then bait the trap with n
piece OF apple, setting 1t In a run
way, and go to 1t every morning and
evening.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
Potato OmeIet.

Four freshly boiled potatoes are
needed for the omelet. Press them
through a ricer or colander. Add salt
and pepper and four well-beaten eggs,
yolks and whites beaten separately.
Cook in q welLbuttered frying-pan,
turning the Drowned side gently over
and serve on q hot platter.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
immune.

Bobby" said the lady in the street
car, severely, why don't you get up
and give your seat to your fatherf
Doesn't It pain you to see him reach
ing for the strap7"
mot In a car" said Bobby. at does
It hOme."-Ladies' Home journal.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
oulnk narman PuddInn.

One pint of -four, one cup OF milk.
two teaspoons Of baking powder, salt,
one egg. Put the batter into nat
tin. cut apples into thin slices and
press them into the batter, placing
them in rows. then sprinkle them
with sugar and cinnamon. or nutmeg.
and bake until apples are well done.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04

Two pounds of raw beef put through
the grinder, i've crackers ground. one
cup milk, butter size Of egg II there Is
no rat in beef. one egg and a little salt
and pepper. You can add an onion
chopped II you like the flavor; bake
slowly two hours.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04

.WfIlie, you have been a very bad
Nov and as q punishment I'm going to
mske Jon stay right here IN THIS room
Wine your mother is practicing her
singing lesson. "-Judge,
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04
Expert Opinion.

"What do you have to say to all this
gossip about Miss Maude's heavy In
tellectual eyebrows?"
81 don't believe they are as black
as they are painted"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04

Plenty OF men can give a girl q
home like she has been accustomed
to; but most girls are looking for
something better than that.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04

When washing enamel pans never
uSs soda TO remove staina. but apply
salt, rinsing the pan aftrWard with
warn water.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-09-04

Believe in the better side Of men.
1t is optimism that really saves peo-
ple.-lan Maclaren.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
SCRIPTURAL NAMES
HAVE DEEP MEANING

A quotation from Shakespeare, "a
rose by any other name would smell
as sweet" was used by Rev r. c.
Leonard, pastor of the Central Chris
tan church in his sermon, "Scriptural
Names"
shakespeare was wrong when he
said there is nothing in a name" said
Rev. Leonard. There is something in
name and without the proper names,
things would be of little worth.
The name OF every great man
stands for something distinctive. AS
a modern illustration, the check for
ger gives an idea of what a name
stands for. If a man should forge a
check for $1,000 on somebody, that
person would realize what his name
stood for
Names are opponents. Without the
name of Jesus Christ, there would be
no Christians today, as the name Chris
tian means, followers of Christ 1t is
in honor of the name of Christ that
the name christians evelOved.
'Without the name of God, We could
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
BETTER THAN CALOMEL
Thousands Have Discovered Dr.. Ed
wards Olive Tablets are
Harmless Substitute.

DR. Edwards Olive Tablets-the
substitute for calomel-are a mild but
sure laxative, and their effect on the
liver is almost instantaneous. They
are the result of DR.. Edwards deter
minatiOn not to treat liver and bowel
complaints with calomel. His efforts
to Danish it brought out these little
olive-cOlOred tablets. These pleasant
little tablets do the good that calomel
does but have no bad after effects.
They don't injure the teeth like strong
liquids or calomel. They take hold OF
the trouble and quickly correct it
Why cure the liver at the expense of
the teeth? Calomel sometimes plays
havoc with the gums. So do strong
liquids. 1t is best not to take Gallo
mel. but to let DR.. Edwards Olive
Tablets take its place
Most headaches. "dullness" and that
lazy feeling come from constipation
and a disordered liver. Take Dr Ed
wards Olive Tablets when you feel
"loggy" and heavy" Note how they
clear" clouded brain and how they
"perk up the spirits. At loo and 25c
per box. The Olive Tablet Company,
Columbus. o.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
HEAVY MEAT EATERS
HAVE SLOW KIDNEYS
Eat Less Meat If You Feel Backachy
or Have Bladder Trouble-Take
Glass of Salts.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flushing the kidneys occasionally. says
well-known authority Meat forms
uric acid which excites the Kidneys
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and fail to alter
the waste and poisons from the blood,
then we get sick. Nearly all rheuma-
tism, headache. liver trouble. nervous.
ness, dizziness, sleeplessness and urin-
airy disorders come from sluggish kid
neys.
The moment you feel a dull ache
in the kidneys or your back hurts or
If the urine is cloudy, offensive. full OF
sediment, irregular of passage or at.
tended by 4 sensation of scalding
stop eating meat and get about four
ounces nf Jad Salts from any phar-
macy; take tablespoonful in a glass
of water before breakfast and in a few
days your kidneys will act fine This
famous salts is made from the acid
of grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia, and has been used for gen,
erations to flush and stimulate the
kidneys, also to neutralize the acids
in urine so 1t no longer causes irri
tation. thus ending bladder weakness
Jad Salts is inexpensive and can not
iniure: makes a delightful efTervesceni
Whitewater drink which every one
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure thereby avoiding serious kidney
complications.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
RESINOL MAKES
ECZEMA VANISH

Stops Itcing and Burning Instantly.
There is immediate relief for skins
itching burning and disfgured by &C.
Zema ringwOrm or other tormenting
skin troubles in warm bath with
Resinol Soap and a simple application
OF Resinol Ointment The soothing.
healing ResinOl balsams sink right in
to the skin, stop itching instantly, and
soon clear away all traces of eruption,
even in severe and stubborn cases,
where other treatments have had no
effect. After that, the regular use of
Resinol Soap is usually enough to keep
the skin clear and healthy.
You need never hesitate to use Res
mol 1t is doctors prescription, that
has been used by other physicians for
years in the treatment of all sorts of
skin affections. 1t contains absolutely
nothing that could injure the tenderest
skin. Practically every druggist sells
Resinol Ointment (50c and 81 O0), and
Resinol Soap Csc For trial free,
write to Dept. PAR, Resinol, Baltimore,
Md Avoid so-called substitutes" for
Resinol, they are often of little use
and even injurious.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
Howard Hall, Actor, Explains
Why "Damaged Goods" Tells
Sermon to Patrons of Theatre

strike at the almighty dollar The
Lure and Fight TWO other plays Of
the sam eStyle and spirit. have every
where been bitterly assaulted And
why? Let me tell YOU"
He drew near. With swapping eyes
In number OF the larger cities.
such as New York. municipal author
tiles broke up the 'redlight' district.
Houses of i'll fame were done away
with. And why? Because real estate
syndicates wanted ii so For what
reason? Because IL Immediately
caused stimulus of apartment houses
and small hotel buildings throughout
the city. IL was for this the real es-
state syndicate financed the NOV ement
to dispense the segregated houses.
And that's the reason there il op-
position 10 The Lure and the others
They strike at that condition They
express the situation And that ex.
posture cuts at the pocket nerve of sun,
dry and various highly respected bust
ness men.
so they have begun new kind of
lobby They are organizing the pub
lie and using il as an engine for sup
pressing the play. 1t is they who are
writing all those alleged letters so bit
terly condemning The Lure which
you read in the papers.
There is only one thing for us al
TO do. and that is to keep agitating
exposing and opposing those evils. Nc
one thing will do it Laws wont
Laws! Laws" Here he smote hi:
thigh We have too many laws now.
We need public opinion. New Gust
onS That alone can save us. Dam
, aged Goods is a propaganda TO create
public opinion"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
DELIVERS SERMON
ON MARTIN LUTHER

In his sermon on Martin Luther.
Re-. Conrad Huber of the St. Paul's
Lutheran church, declared yesterday
that Luther was the greatest man
since the Apostle Paul. Rev. Huber
preached the sermon at the home mis-
sion service held by the Sunday school
at the time of the regular evening
services.
The services consisted of appropri-
ate songs by Sunday school classes.
Special offering was made which will
go entirely to home missions.
In his talk Rev Huber stated that
Luther had changed the thinking and
acting channels of the human family.
Luther purified our knowledge con.
corning God and religion: he improv-
ed the outward form of the worship of
God; he established the real deserts
of virtue: he restored to government
its rights and to every person his re-
ligious liberty; he opened to litera
ture and true science, a more unfet
tered course: he became a promoter
of industry and of the happiness OF
mankind"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
COMB SAGE TEA IN
HAIR TO DARkEN 1T
It's Grsndmother's Recipe 10 Keep Her
Locks Dark Glossy
Thick,

The old-time mixture of Sage Tea
and Sulphur for darkening gray,
streaked and faded hair is grandmoth'
ers treatment. and folks are again us
ing II to keep their hsA good. even
color. which is quite sensible. as We
are living in an age when a youthful
appearance is of the greatest advan-
tage.
Nowadays. though, We don't have
the troublesome task of gathering the
sage and the mussy mixing at home.
All drug stores sell the ready-to-use
product called "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Hair Remedy" for about so cents
bottle II is very popular because
nobody can discover il has been ap-
piled Simply moisten your comb or
soft brush with ii and draw this
through your hair. taking one small
strand at a time: by morning the gray
hair disappears. but what delights the
ladies with wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
is that, besides beautifully darkening
the hair after a few applications, II
also produces that soft lustre and ap-
pearance OF abundance which is so at
tractive: besides. prevents dandrun.
itching scalp and falling hair.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
A WARNING
To the Home Owner.
THIS is IMPORTANT.


at a 10
investigation find it
TO Hoist the Danger Signal
find that increase of skin diseases trouble catarrh
sickness traceable cistern.
hidden bed OF disease Not Home
10 his We find
i t UNSANITARY cleaned ever
a col
Of
$
yourself
year
back
appealed
We find the cern today
decayed animal Nothing
the Of
best gifts allowed become cn
is filthy Is a
Think possible
o child?
Do wait compulsory Certainly private and
public interests be subserved
We have appealed Sanitary a
mechanical continuance handle existing
fsignedp COMMISSION
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
PAGE FIVE

ice Mrs. Hill for many years was
president of the union
Mrs Elmer Towle read brief pa
Ter setting out why she was White
Ribboner" saving that she Joined the
w. {. T. L. throng 10 assist in carry
ing ont the plans Of the organization
in combating the saloon and its evils
The Rev Mr.. RilIhemer read short
story on The Price Of a Boy which
showed influence of the saloon upon
the Young men OF a community. The
story dealt with investigations made
BY settlement workers in one OF the
largest cities Of the country
He concluded the evenings service
with a brief temperance sermon IN
which he laid the lawlessness and de-
generaCy at the doors Of the saloon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10

4 should like to see Damaged
Goods presented in each town at least
for one week and free of charge" said
MIR, Howard Hall, who plays the role
of Doctor" in Brieuxs remarka bic
play, 10 a Palladium reporter. 1T is
a piece that has message for the
masses, but the masses can not see it
al the present prices Mr.. Bennett is
making lot OF money with the play,
and he is paying us good salaries. but
|, for one. would be glad 10 give my
services for one-half. if only We could
get this message to all the people. AS
sOciatiOns OF doctors and other public
minded persons could easily arrange to
pay the actual expenses OF the persent
alton"
Has the public raised any objection
to the play. Mr.. Hall?" was asked. No
he replied. we find ii comes as rev
citation to almost every audience. They
are pleased with it, and in a high and
serious way, too. The very classes
from whom one might expect the most
oppositiOn-the cultured and church
going are loudest in its praises.
Damaged Goods Won know, does
not deal with the prob, III of prosti-
tuition, but with syphilis. a medical
problem. We are sincerely in earnest
in our effort to awaken the public
to this scourge. but We also apply the
remedy"
And what is that" was asked
Education. The people must be
made to understand that syphilis is a
preventable and durable disease like
consumption or smallpox. When We
come to talk about il in the same open.
frank manner as of these we will be
far on the road toward meeting the
situation"
Asked if any authorities had endeav-
ored to suppress the production, he re-
piled:
No, 1t has everywhere been high
ly endorsed. But | will tell you why
it hasn't been suppressed. We don't
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
CHURCH MEMBERS
ARE BEST DRESSED

That the best dressed people in the
world are in the churches, Was the
statement OF Rev. Thomas ] Graham
yesterday at the First Presbyterian
church when he compared clothing TO
the virtues needed in carrying out the
work of the church
The American people are said to be
the best dressed in the world" said
Rev. Graham. and | believe | am safe
in saying that the best dressed people
in America are in the churches II
has been considered slam TO say
that there was a time when people
who wore good clothes to church were
considered spiritually lacking.
Now there is a significance behind
il which | believe indicates the thrift
and the natural pride of the people 10
be clothed in the best proper manner.
The church audiences of today are
comprised of people who are striving
to wear comfortable, well fitting and
we'll appearing clothing"
Rev Graham then compared physi-
cal clothing with the spiritual cloth
ing of God.
"Christians should first be clothed
with truth and wear the girdIe of YER
acity.' he said. They should then pro-
tect themselves with the armor of
righteousness and faith.
I'm going about their work, most
people want to wear shoes which are
neither three sizes too small nor too
large. MetaphOrically, the worker Of
the church should be shod with the
, preparation of the gospel of peace.
Then take up the helmet of salvation
and the sword of the Spirit which is
the Bible.
The scripture reading was from the
letter Of Paul to the Ephesians, sixth
chapter. The text was, Put on the ar
NOR of God" from Ephesians 6:13.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-10
SOCIAL GATHERINGS

A large reception will be held Fri
day evening at the Public Art Gallery
in the high school for the members of
the Art ASSOCIATION and their invited
guests. The hign school orchestra will
furnish music. Vhe exhibit OF the In
diana artists will be on display at this
time Mrs. Paul COmstock, the new
president of the association has Sc
cured number of persons noted in
art circles to act as judges. A com
mittee Of three was appointed to judge
the entries for the prizes offered by
Mary T. r. Foulke. The first prize of
$50 will be awarded to the best pic
ture made by an Indiana artist. Tween
ty-five dollars will be given for the
best picture done by a Richmond ar
tist. The pictures will be judged by
Dudley G. Watson, speaker in the art
institute of Chicago, William For
syth of the John Heron Art Institute,
Indianapolis, and Edgar FOrkner of
Seattle formerly of this city. This will
be a social as well as art event.
A delightful social event for Satur
day evening was the dance given at
the Country club under the direction
of Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Kolp. The party
began at 80 O'Clock, The SaXophOne
trio furnished the dance music. Mr.
Glen Brandenburg was at the piano,
Mr.. Cosley, played the SaXOphone and
MIR. Fred Rossiter, the drums. The
dance music was excellent. Among the
dancers were Messrs and Mesdames
Carl Bernhard, Willard Carr, Julian
Gates, Paul Comstock, Milton Craig
head, A D. Gayle, L. Reynolds, Harry
Lontz, Walter Engle. Thomas NJ.
Kaufman, w. p Robinson, Edgar F.
Hiatt, Ray Robinson. Wilbur Hibberd,
N. r. Melhuish, Mr., Lawrence Bertsch
of Cambridge City, Mr. Burton Carr
Miss Marie Campbell, Mr., Warren
Clements, Mr.. John Clements, Miss
Gwendolene Foulke, Mrs. Vaughan,
Mrs. Miles Bland, Mr.. Raymond Mich
olson, Miss Edith Nicholson. Mr. An
drew Scott, Mr.. Earl Spangler, Miss
Abbie Schaefer, Miss Margaret tSarr,
Mr.. Todd, and Miss Almira Starr.
Miss Marguerite Nolan entertained
with a dinner last evening" at her
home on North Sixteanth sfxeek. Flow
g and ferns were used IN appointing
Inc table. Covers were laid for Miss
roNrh Kirlxhoff. Mr.. George Kirkhoff,
N" OWnie Bush, of indianapolis, Mr..
Jack Knecht of Rushville, Miss Irene
Hart and Miss Nolan. An elegant din
4
guests came to attend the dedication
of st. Mary's Catholic church yestn1,
day.
In honor of Mr. and Mrs. Charles
SmySer, who were recently married. a
number of young people gave a pretty
dance Saturday evening at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Crichet on
North Ninth street. The evening was
spent socially and with cards and
dancing. Music was furnished by the
Nictrola. About eighteen persons en-
joyed the party.
Wednesday evening, November the
18th, supper will be given at the
Parish House of the ST. Paul's EDisco-
pal church for the men of the parish
The affair will be in the nature of a
social meeting. Supper will be served
at $50 o'clock. All the men of the
church are invited to be present