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The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

A Chicago packer has for his CORE
spondent Soumen Osuuskauppojen
Keskusosunskunta in Helsingfors,
Finland, says an exchange. Probably
meaning that he has time only for
the writing OF that one name.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
Commercial CONGRESS Dates.

Wichita, Kan.-The dates for the
Trans-Mississippi Commercial Con-
gress have been fixed for October y
to 25, by John L. Powell OF Wichita,
ce-president, and Ralph NJ. FaXon,
publicity commissioner of the bust
ness association.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
The Senate Safely Democratic,

Washington the election of
Willsfd salisbury as United States
senator from Delaware, the Democratic
strength in the next senate swung from
the precarious figure of forty-eight, or
exactly one-half of the senate, to the
safer, total of foriy-nine, majority OF
two.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

A canning plant is being installed
in one Of the eastern universities. All
OF the universities do a deal OF can.
ming. but most of them are enabled
to get along without plant for the
purpose.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
A Wrenk on the Erisnn

Ardmore, Ok.-Eastbound Frisco
passenger train No. 5SG was wrecked
nine miles east OF here The tank
and all OF the coaehers were derailed
and the smoker turned over. No one
was killed.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

Another exponent OF the simple life
rears his head. He writes in the Pasa-
dena Star: 81 would rather be a lawn.
mower sharpener in beautiful Pasa-
dena than be banker any place on
earth"
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

Query: Is the man in the smoking
car who, having a box of matches in
his pocket, reaches across two fat men
and a newsboy to borrow light. gull
ty of economy or parsimony?
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
A Boys Invention Killed One,

Fort Smith. Ark.-Elmer Norris. )
years old, of Batavia, was killed when
a homemade gasoline engine put to-
gether by his older brother exploded.
The elder boy failed to equip the
boiler with safety valve.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
Held Up a Train in Chicago.

Chicago, MA bandit, disguised
by handkerchief tied over the lower
part of his face, robbed the safe of
an express car here and escaped with
bag of currency believed to con-
tain several Thousand dollars.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

A French process has been invented
to lengthen the time eggs may be
stored. What the public demands is
some way to hasten the time in which
fresh eggs may be secured
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
]. ]. HiIrs psuohter weds

st. Paul, Minn.-Miss Rachael Hu
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. James J.
Hill, and Dr. Egil Boeckman were
married here. Only a few relatives
and close friends attended The we'd
ding.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

Adrlanople, the besleged. is report
ed to have cheese enough to last its
people for several years. but who
would undergo the horrors Of war for
the sake Of living on cheese?
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
Saw a Woman "sOotIeoaed. y

Chandler, Ok.-Mrs. Mary ]. Sill
vers, 20 years old, was arrested at
Falls on a charge of selling whisky
in violation of the state prohibition
law
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

By the use OF cables to divert the
Labrador current. an inventor pro
poses to abolish icebergs in the north
Atlantic. and so to ameliorate the eli
mate of Iceland that oranges would
grow there. No slump in the price OF
oranges is yet reported as a result Of
this suggestion.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

A Buffalo clergyman couldn't draw
a congregation until he started a Sc
ries of fifteen-minute sermons. Now
he has all the other ministers buffa.
loed
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

From Washington comes the tn
formation that a prune war may be
expected Which brings to mind the
well established adage: 'Tis not al
ways bullets that kill
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

A Philadelphia wife has found
husband who has been missing for
twenty-five years. Some men are
mighty unlucky
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

The month of September once con-
sisted of sixteen days 1t must have
been a cinch for the man who was
paid by the month.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

A New York woman wants di-
vorce because her husband always
took the larger portion OF steak.
What of It? No reason why she
should beef about It,
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

London women now feed their dogs
at the tables. On the basis, probably,
that If they are doubtful OF any dish
presented to them, they can try 1t on
the dog.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

The great national game now con-
sists in guessing whether the star
pitcher of the home team will get
$4,000 or $1,000.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

There was once chauffeur who
was compelled to ride horseback The
horse trotted "Ah," said the chauffeur
"his shock absorber is working bad
ly"
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

In spite of the annual New Years
resolutions man hasn't improved in
1000 years, says Dr. Alfred Russell
Wallace.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
A California Representative Dies.

Los Angeles, Cal.-Sylvester Clark
Smith of Bakersfield, member Of Con
Rress from the Eighth California dis.
trict. died here after long illness.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

While reading the sporting page the
philosopher requires all his philosophy
to console him for not being high
priced baseball player
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

tuning fork is to be applied to e
boys afflicted throat so that he may
eat 1t is well, for future effect. that
tuning is not done with knives.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

There are women on the police force
Of some western cities. But none OF
them. so far, has been induced to go
on the plain clothes squad.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
Walters Back on the Job

New York.-The strike Of hotel
walters has been declared off Off.
cially. This action was taken at a
meeting of the walters organization.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

Life is Just one coal bill after an
other" remarks an exchange; which
is the same exactly as the proverb In
the profane form.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

The inventor who perfected sut
eide box and tried it on himself didn't
live long enough to realize that he
had succeeded.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

A New York hen laid seventy-two
eggs in an icehouse. Everything seems
to be coming the way Of the cold
storage men.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

IF you cannot afford l0c cigars. smoke
LEWIS Single Binder straight 5c-made
Of extra quality tobacco Adv.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. IL is thoroughly cured by
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favorite
family laxative. ADV.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

California may have to take IN its
orchards over night
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
Depends.

Belle-Do you think it is unlucky to
marry in 1913?
Nell-Sure thing. il he's a poor man.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

The latest dancing cure is called
"eurythmy." Sounds like a cure for
catarrh.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

New York man had a finger graft
ed on his nose. An extra cost now
In keeping it manicured
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

There isn't much use in turning
over a new leaf unless you put a
weight on It,
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

Even though the orange crop be
destroyed. there is still the unfailing
banana.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07

A cloth jacket is warmer thania fur
lined coat. there being less temptation
TO leave it open.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
TO DRIVE oUT MALARIA ,,Ii \ 4 !. -

Take the old Standard GRovE KS TAsTELEss
CHILL TONIC You know what Jou taking
The formula Is plainly printed ON every bottle
showing IL is simply Qunne and Iron In tasteless
form. and the most enectual form. For grown
people and children. 50 cents Adv.
The Chanute times., 1913-02-07
Its Kind

Don't you think this Peace Prize
idea is a grand thing?"
Truly, it is a Nobel thought"
The evening world., 1913-05-08

Stanley y. Doust. captain of the
Australian tennis tenn which viii COM
pete here one June 8. ana . for the
Davis Cup. arrived from England to.
day on the white star liner Majestic.
His team mates are now on their way
to the Pacific Coast from ADtralia
and will Join their captain here - soon
a. possibie.
Mr.. Doust said that while he AnA ~
companions held . reasonable eeuA-
dsnce OF victory. they recosnlssd DE
American team a. their most formid-
able opponents. England holds the cup
now. and II u the weliminariss which
are to be played OF here.
R. ID. wrenn. President Of the Am
ericAn National Lawn Tsnnts Aseocla-
ton met Mr. Doust On he pies and
the two fell Immediately into Q az.
cuSsion Of the tennis situation Thsy
left the pier together.
The evening world., 1913-05-08
AUT0|STS WALLOW
N milk At CRASH;
GIRL UNCONSCIOUS
Wagon, Car, Bottles and Pas
ssngers All Mixed Up in Big
Street Puddle.
200 QUARTS SPILLED.
Young Woman in RED Riding
Hood" Cloak Found Dying in
Street, Merely Stunned.
200 QUARTS SPILLED.

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~. s,c.,n. a., 80. 80. . ..a,,.,I.
as-.,,.n.A 'r,nm"s,ia 80 800
49,. ., -, -.
49, ''1"s NV.
v.s ""eohse'ous IN 'hs s'ree' ano
fouS men painfully trying TO stand on
their feet-the whole scene splashsd
ana whitswashed with miik---waS the
sisht that guests OF the Hotel Berss.
ford. E,xh,y.arst stre., And csn,r.i
pa,sr ws., ,ooL., mo-, vh.n 49,, ,.,
"a ths,r ,dnaow. ~ 80.
bv . ,o,a ,,,.. a., 80 49,,
.srav ,o.a.v
pnuc.u
ou,chiv .nn..r,, am. - NY.
,n., I,ooa" :. ~. ",,S-',,' s. .'a
40, u.oo,..,. a., ON"
a. 81. n.,,.. o. 49," 49,,
$3.50. ""' ''o" ." "e' shA-
-. ~" INC youhk woman mao
~. W, =. 'ne s'se'' nehpe't ana
$3.50. eAu'eeea tne morse which was
" oon'pie'e' WIN its hoois' the
ss,' o. VI 'ne h'ik wagon already
o.y 'a''ereu oy 'he aotomooiie
FIND RED RIDING HOOD" WAS
ONLY STUNNED,
4 call. sent to Polytechnic Ho.l,,,.
brought Dr.. Pryor in an ambulancs. He
revived Red Riding Hood" who had
only been stunned. Then she and the
four men. all OF whom walked psinsuily.
were taken to the w>st Sixty-ea~hth
strost pol,os station.
1~A.~ ,h. ,,c,,.-
~ ~. ..,"N " w.
~. "no'" Sn o.cs VI
~ y" G&st O"o 1aun0eo ana Tuirt!-
c'xsh street. One OF the msa said be
~ James Fisher. . contractor. q No.
iox Third avenue. The automobile Wa
his. he sah. ana Niss Post ana tvo OF
,h~ nan Ma 49, NJ. .,,..,. I, . i.s.
susS.- :. A-...- ..... 80. -.
As'
VIZ on thsr way nous
Ths men guests In the mscoans saad
they were stephen BaErstt Of No. u
Simpson street. and Edward L.eopoh d
No. ~ East One Hundred sad THIRTY.
.Ishth stneet.
~ ,,,srL - A-,,.. yo...h
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The evening world., 1913-05-08

sisted Of q black SUIT. white underwear
and socks. a striped shirt. green tie and
black lace shoes. The man was about
tl,irty-nve years old. Ave feet ten inches
In height and weighed about iso pounds.
He had sandy complexion and a light
mustache
The evening world., 1913-05-08
Deay rouse on Brenx shos

Members Of Harbor Police Squad B
found the body Of a man floating in the
East River on One Hundred and Forty.
FRS, street to-day The body had been
IN the water about ten days. There wa
no money IN the clothing. which con-
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24

at Washington, the United States SEN
ate Office building at Washington, the
Chamber of Commerce building, New
York, and the Wilson portrait statue
at Seattle, Wash, and the new union
station at Washington.
Whether the rapid increase of the
use of marble dust in the building trades
helps to make Vermont's marble de-
posits more valuable or not, certain it
is that our marble is destined to go on
figuring as one of the most importont of
our natural resources and to remain a
source of large revenue for no small
number of our people. - Burlington Free
Pree.
The most improved marble mill in the
State is located at Fowler This mill
has capacity for 60 gangs of marble
saws, 43 of which are installed. A der
rick car running on central track the
entire length of the building delivers
the blocks to transverse tracks running
under the gangs of saws on either side.
At another quarry there are lathes for
columns % feet long and feet in
diameter and another has lathes for
columns 20 feet 9 inches long and 3 feet
inches in diameter.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24

To young New York woman belongs
the credit for breaking the worlds type
writer speed record for one hours con-
tinuous writing on unfamiliar matter.
Making only 68 errors, she copied 7,2l9
words in the hour. Five words being
deducted for each error, her score was
6,S79, or an average of 115 words a
minnie.
The performance was marvellous, if
not particularly useful. If the words
averaged six letters each, as they prob
ably did, the writing of lis in one min
ute would require about 700 separate
motions, or an average of about 10
movements of the fingers every second
Fingers must keep pace with the eye
and brain, and the brain must not get
too far ahead of the fingers. There
must be perfect coordination of nerve
and muscle.
AS a psychological phenomenon the
pounding of typewriter at such kill
ing pace is noteworthy. But it is the
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24
The Banner Savings
Bank Town of
Vermont

On the 4th day of October, 1912,
there were 7o2 depositors in the Hyde
Park Savings Bank Who resided in
Hyde Park and the aggregate of their
deposits was more than quarter Of a
million dollars-or, to be exact, S25I,-
oSI. 5o-and the population Of Hyde
Park at the last census was only 1883.
If there is another town IN the State
Of its size that can make such a won
derful showing we would like to know
it, and we will cheeriully give that
town a free notice commencing its
thrift.
Think of it This means that near
ly every other, or second, man, woman
and child, infant, youth, middle age
and aged person in Hyde Park, 7o2
out OF 1853, has an average deposit in
the Hyde Park Savings Bank of S557.-
GO.
There is only one conclusion to be
drawn from this fact and that is
that the people of Hyde Park, who
know all about the men who manage
the Hyde Park Savings Bank, have I'M
limited faith and confidence In them.
They know, from close contact with
them and as their nearest neighbors,
all about their labits, characteristics,
idiosincracies business abilities, conser-
vatism and banking methods, and they
show their implicit faith in these man
ayers by bestowing upon them a mea-
sure of confidence and trust which IS
very rarely found. We doubt if a par
allel can be found anywhere.
These home depositors know that
S0fetU, and not high rates OF inter
est obtained at far away points, is the
uniform and unvarying motto of their
home bank and believing its managers
to be absolutely trustworthy and safe
they make this bank the custodian of
their spare dollars. OF course the
fact that the bank pays four per cent.
and pays all taxes is very tempting, but
no more SO than to depositors in
other towns.
Nobody knows you quite so we'll as
your near neighbors. If they have
faith in you it is usually because you
are entitled to their confidence.
adv. News and Citizen.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24

The rural mail carriers are experience
ing some difficulties IN adjusting the
parcels post affairs. Many customers
fail to realize there are limitations to
the duties and powers of the various
carriers. One postman found note in
a box requesting him to purchase five
yards of dark print like sample and a
mop wringer, and please, she would pay
when he brought the things. Another
patron more thrifty enclosed dollar
bill for which she desired the carrier to
bring her two boxes of patent medicine
and five lengths of stove pipe. There
is so much to learn about size, weight,
and mailable matter that it is not
strange that all sorts of requests come
in. Mortified News.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24

An examination of forty children from
two public schools in New York city
show some striking results. The forty
pupils examined were the worst that
could be found in the two schools;
eighteen of them being so stupid that
they were in ungraded classes, eleven
were so stupid that they required three
terms to do the work of one term and
eleven were delinquent. All of the
forty children had defective vision.
They were fitted with proper glasses
and after six months it was found that
thirty-two of them had made astonish-
ing progress. These thirty-two were
under as many different teachers. A
report of this work has been made to
the board of education recommending
that the entire care of the school chill
dren, mental, moral and physical, be
vested in one department with a single
head and that that should be the board
of doctors be trained to deal with all
defects of school children who are at
present in the category of ungraded,
backward or Disciplinary cases; that
any child whose work is unsatisfactory
for one term should be examined anC
all defects of structure and habit cor
rected as far as possible. A report Of
the work appears in recent number o.
The Journal of the American Medica
accOcia tiOn
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24
After anySiCkneSS

nothing 50 rapidly restores health
and vigor as SCOTS EMULSION
1t is the essence of natural body
nourishment, so medically perfect
that nature Immediately appropri-
ates and distributes it to every
organ, every tissue-feeding,
nourishing and restoring them to
normal activity.
SCOTT'S EMULSION is not a
patent medicine, but is nature
body-nourishinent with curative,
upbuilding properties and without
a drop of drug or alcohol. 1t con-
tains superior cod liver oil, the
hypophosphites of lime and soda
with glycerine, and is SO delicately
emulsifed that it enters the system
without digestive effort-b builds,
tones and sustains.
After Group, whooping cough,
measles and other child ailments il
is natures ally in restoring health.
After grippe or pneumonia IT
imparts strength and health, and
for colds, coughs, sore, tight chests
and throat troubles SCOTT't
EMULSION gives the greatest relief
known.
Scorr s. BOVINE. Bloomfield. NJ. 1878
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24
HOW OLD ARE YOU
BY YOUR HAIR

You may be 30 in years, but if you are
baldheaded or gray, people will surely
take you To- be many years older.
DandruH is the root of all hair evils.
II it we're not for the little destructive
germs working with persislency
worthy of better cause there would be
no baldre.s
PARTISAN Sage. Americas greatest
hair rest0rer will keep you looking
young and attractive.
1t is guaranteed by w. II. sheldon to
make hair grow and stop falling hair; tc
cure dandruff in two weeks; t. stop itch
ing of the scalp almost instantly
PARTISAN Sage is the most invigOrat-
ing, satisfying. and pleasant hair dress
ing made; it makes the hair soft, lux.
uriant and handsome: it is especially
praised by women who love beautiful
hair. 80 cents bottle.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24

The death at the ripe age of eighty
seven of Mrs. Julia C. R. Dorr of Rut-
land removes the noble woman who was
recognized in the literary world as
Vermont's most gifted poetess. If she
had been less a poet, she might have
become more famous as an author of
prose, especially as novelist, for in
her earlier life she wrote a number of
works of fiction that won widespread
recognition for her as a billiant novel
ist AS years went by Mrs. Dorr was
moved more and more by the inspira-
ton of the muse, and in the course of
time her beautiful sentiments came to
find expression principally in poetic
form. Mrs. DORIS Poems" after
noon Songs" and other poetic works
breathe the sweet spirit which animal
ed her and reflect her unhagging love of
Vermont as well as the beautiful home
life which characterized her as a wife
and as a mother. 80 Burlington Free
Press.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24
ultooleburY Register

The state of New York thinks it a
very remarkable fact that it has seven
living ex-governors. Vermont has
thirteen of them Stewart, Barstow,
Pingree, Ormsbee, Dillingham;, Page,
Woodbury., Grout, Smith, Stickney,
Mccullough, Prouty and Mead. The
former state beats us, however, in that
among its number are two ex-vice pres
idents and one ex-president. The best
that we can do is one ex-congressmar
Stewart, and two present United States
senator's Dillingham; and Page. Nor
risvile News and Citizens.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24
Estate of Marion Mathews
Order of MOTHERHOOD OF WIN.

STATE OF VERMONT,
oDISTRICT OF ADDISON. IS. I rropale court
Be it remembered. that at a session of the Pro-
bate Court, holden at Middlebury. within and for
the District of Addison. on the 4th day of Janu-
airy. A. ID. 1918.
Present: Charles /. Button, Judge.
Whereas, a certain instrument of writing I'M
der seal. purporting to be the last will and tesla
ment of Marion Mathews, late of Middlebury in
said district. deceased, having been this day pre-
Registers office: Therefore. it is ordered that all
persons interested in the estate of said deceased
be notified to appear before said court. at the
Probate office in Middlebury. in said district, on
the 9th day of January. A. D. 1913. at IL
o'clock m, by publication of this order three
weeks successfully previous thereto, in the Mid
dlebury Register, newspaper printed at Middle
bury, in said district, to show cause, if any they
may have. why said instrument in writing should
not be proved and allowed, the last will and
testament of the said deceased
A true record
Charles |. Button Judge of Probate.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24
Estate of
Mrs. Alma L.. Surpreneau
of Orwell
Order of Motherhood of WIZ

STATE OF VERMONT r--.c
X DISTRICT OF ADDISON, SIS. ii''a'e Nouft'
Be it remembered. that at a session of the pro-
bate court. holden at Middebury within and for
the district Of Addison. on the 10th day of Janu-
airy, A. ID. 1913.
Present: Charles l. Button. Judge.
Whereas. a certain instrument of writing W
der seal, purportne to be the last will and testa-
ment of Mrs Alma l.. Surpreneau late of Orwell
in said district. deceased having been this day
presented to said court for probate and duly fled
in the Register Office: Therefore. il is ordered
that all persons interested i'm the estate of aid
deceased be notified 10 appear before said court
at the probate office in Middlebury. in said dis
trict, the 3d day OF February, A. d. 1873 at
1870 O'Clock a. m. by publication of this order
three weeks successfully previous thereto, in the
Middlebury Register, a newspaper printed at Mid
dlebury to show cause, if any they may have WHY
said instrument in writing should not be proved
and allowed the last will and testament of the
said deceased.
true record,
3 Charles |. Button, Judge of Probate
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24
Estate OF Henry c. Kelsey

The undersigned. having been appointed by the
Hon. Probate Court for the District of Addison
commissioners, to receive examine and adjust the
claims and demands of all persons against
the estate of said Henry c. Kelsey, late of
Whiting, VT in said District. deceased and
all claims exhibited in offset thereto hereby give
notice that will meet for the purpose afore-
said at the residence of the deceased in the town of
Whiting. in said district. the 9Th day of
February and the 10th day of July next from ?
o'clock p. m. until o clock D. M, on each of said
days and that six months from the 5th day of
February, A. d. 1913 is the time limited by said
court for said creditors to present their claims to
us for examination and allowance.
Dated at Whiting, VT, this l4th day of January,
A. ID. 1913
+. c. Rawson, commissioners
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1913-01-24
M editation.
written for the Register.

written Tor the Register
| sometimes linger FER the list
OF friends | lost in other days,
When am gone shall be missed,
But still the question with me stay
| doubt if others think the same,
Or even wish to share my thought,
To leave never dying name,
Alone by foolish man is sought.
Fret not myself but heaven thank,
Do all the good that you can do,
Someone will know thy place is blank,
1t may be many or be few.
ANGIE C. LAMB.