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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Matrimonial Realism.

The way a wedding announcement
ought to read. I'VE have grave
news to impart to our readers. Mr.
Duane Smith and Miss Emily Brown
were married yesterday. The brides
mother is still Frustrated and little
hope is entertained for her recovery.
The brides father is on the verge of
bankruptcy and is still wondering
why fate cursed him with a daughter.
The brides friends are doing their
best to console her, but as many of
them warned her before the cere-
mony that she was marrying an
empty-headed clothing dummy. their
consultations chiefly take the form of
Il told you So"
THE bridegroom's mother cid all
she could to prevent the marriage,
and insists that the bride captured
her son at the point of a pistol; moth
ing can convince her ii at he would
be so false to his flial duty as to pro-
pose to any oman
THE bridegroom's father is the
only one who passed through the OPP
Grafton successfully, and he is grin
ming behind closed doors at having
succeeded in getting someone else to
worry about his sons future.
THE ~bridegroom's expression is. if
anything, a little more vacant tina. it
was before the marriage; he looks Is
if ne had not yet been informed as to
what actually happened.
1.-The bride is almost as Frustrated
as her mother; for, two minutes after
the ceremony, she received a proposal
from a multi-millionare. which
through some oversight on the part
of the rich mans secretary was de-
layed in transmission.
THE guests are yet grooming over
the expense of the presents they We're
obliged to give and the inadequate
breakfast served on the Wedding
morning.
Altogether, the wedding has re-
suited in general dissatisfaction and
gloom. 1t is believed that as soon
as the thing can be done with good
grace, the bride will buy a ticket to
Reno, in the meantime carefully pre-
serving the proposal from the multi
millionaire. Life.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Bright Expectations.

A charming young woman walked
into the stationer's shop in a village
and asked to see some typewriting
paper. After making her selections
she hesitated for a moment. DO
you make any reduction to clergy
men?" she inquired.
Yes" replied the stationer
promptly. Are you a c~lergyman's
wife?"
Moo" she answered.
"A ~clergyman's daughter, probab-
ly," said the man as he tied up the
package.
No. was the young woman's hesi-
tating answer. But, and she
leaned over the counter and spoke in
a confidential whisper-''if nothing
happens | shall be engaged to a
theological student as soon as he
comes home from college next term.
Eeverybody's Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
SUMMONS.

In tie Ninth Judicial District Court of
The State of Nevada.
Laurenia Cameron, Plaintiff VS..
Wallace Cameron, Defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within ten days after the SER
vice upon you of this IL
served in White Pine County or
within forty days if served else
where, exclusive of the day of SER
vice. and defend the above-entitled
action.
This action is brought to eeover a
Judgment d~issolving the bonds of
matrimony existing between O and
the plaintiff.
Dated May 9, 4. ID. 1913.
+. ID. OLDFIELD,
(Seal) Clerk of Said Court
VIM. Mcknight,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Her Justified Suspicion.

you know l honor and respect
you" she said, but | cannot love you
as a wife should love her husband"
AS she spoke she softly stroked his
head and looked into his eyes with a
regret that she did not attempt to
hide. He drew a long breath, then
pulled himself together. and said:
Think again Margaret. Don't be
hasty in deciding such a serious mat
ter. Don't let a little mistake now
wreck your life as we'll as mine. You
say you don't love me as a wife
should love her husband. What do
you think the love of a wife for her
husband ought to be-"
She laid one of her soft white
hands in his and again looked sorrow
fully into the depths of his eager
eyes.
81 don't want to hurt you Cuth-
bert" she replied, but | think it will
be best for me to be frank with you.
l am sure | could never learn to love
you as a wife should love her hus-
band"
But yon haven't explained how
you think a wife ought to love her
husband"
"She ought TO love him with all
her soul. He should be the sun and
she should be but an obedient planet
revolving around him. His scmiles
should be as the RAYS of the orb of
day bringing to life all that is lovely
in her existence"
rs that all?" he timidly asked.
No" she admitted, there is more
He should be to her what the trans
lucent brook Is TO the famished doe,
what the dew is to the gasping flower,
what the blossom is to the eager bee,
what the-what the"
DO you mean what the plaster is
to the aching boil?"
Then she removed her hand from
his and told him she knew she had
not been mistaken. There was no
poetry in his soul.-Chicago Record
Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06

Notice of Application for Permission TO
Appropriate the Public Waters of the
state of Neyad

Notice is hereby given that on the
9Th day of May 1913, in accordance
with Section 50, Chapter 40 of the
statutes of 1913 M. @. Hawkins and II.
G. McCulloch, of Ely, County of White
Pine. and State of Nevada. made APP
plication to the State Engineer of Ne
vada for permission to appropriate the
public waters of the State of Nevada
Such appropriation is to be made from
a creek flowing from spring located in
SW of SW Il Sec. l. the Sc II of
SEA Sec. :. the NEA of NEA of Sec.
II and the NV u of NEH Sec. II. T.
IA n. +. 65 E., M D. b. & NJ, ~designat-
ed upon the records of the office of
the State Engineer as Taylor Springs"
at a point so feet east of where the
creek passes through the east side
line of the sWA OF sw of Sec. 1,
7. IA n. Il. 65 E., M. ID. b. & NJ by
means of a dam and ten cubic feet per
second is to be conveyed to the mining
camp of Taylor. White Pine County,
Nevada, said camp being situated upon
Sec. 16. t. II n. X. 65 E.. Nj. d.. Is. & NJ.
by means of a pipe line, and there used
for mining, milling and domestic pur-
poses. Water not to be returned to
strea IN.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
(First Publication May Is, 1919
(Last Publication June Is, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06

pages 496-97; 1889 and Book 81.
pages 24-25 respectively and refer
ence to said certificates is hereby
made for all the particulars thereby
shown. All of said claims consti-
tute one contiguous group and are
situated about five miles east OF the
Town of East Ely in said County
and State. Said work was done and
improvements made as the annual
assessment work upon said claims for
the said year of 1912 in order to hold
the same under the laws of the
United States and the State of Me-
vada. If within ninety days after
the personal service of this notice, or
the service of the same by publica-
ton as required by law you or either
Of you shall fail or refuse to con-
tribute your proportion of the above
expenditure, to-wit, the sum of one
hundred dollars for each of you, your
interest and the interest of both
of you In said claims and each and
every Oh them shall be and become
the property of the undersigned,
your co-owner, who has made the
said required expenditures.
Dated April 10, 1913.
ED. PURSELL.
First Publication April 20. 1919
last Publication July 81, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
They Laughed Themselves.

Miss Zelie Emerson, the American
%suffragette whose hunger strike and
forcible feeding made her so prom
inent a figure in the London News.
said in a recen letter to a New York
friend
1--WE hate abuse. of curse, we suf-
fragists. We hate ribald attacks.
But to a good joke at our expense we
will smile as readily as an anti.
There was a good joke at our ex-
pense recently. A half-dozen hun
ger strikers. wan and weak. were
leaving Holloway jail after a fast of
eight or nine days. a man in the
crowd shouted.
Look at the returned empties'' :
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
A Tradition Shattered.

The lady had no experience, but
she had a lot of sense and determi-
nation. So, when she entered the
market she was as good as the next
person. She approached the stall of
4 butcher and felt of the breastbone
of a fowl. Then she said:
els this a good chicken"
Yes, ma'am," said the market
man, confidently-as was his wont.
Then the old saying is wrong
said the lady.
What old ~saying?" demanded the
marketman.
"The old saying that 1.-The good die
young Cleveland Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Wanted Wholesale Rates.

At a certain college in the north of
England the male students were not
permitted to visit the resident lady
hoarders. One day a male student
was caught IN the act of doing so and
was court-martialed.
The head master, addressing him,
said: well, Mr.. Black, the penalty
for the first %offense is rs Cd, for the
second 5s, for the third Is and so on,
raising half a ccrown each time up to
So.
In solemn tones the trespasee
said: How much would a season
ticket cost ?"-The Argonaut.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
FORFEITURE NOTICE.
Ely. White Pine County. Nevada.
G. w. Krick, your heirs, execu-

Ely, White Pine County, Nevada.
To G. w. krick, your heirs, execu-
tors, administrators or assigns:
You are hereby notified that your CO.
owner. William Lowe, has expended
CURING Z the years 1911 and 1912:
upon and for the benefit of the
Hattie No. l, Hattie No. 2, Hattie No. 3.
Hattie No. ! Hattie No. 8, Hattie No s.
No. 8 lode mines or mining claims.
Said sun representing the annual as
sessment work required by law for said
in White Pine County. State OF Nevada.
and the certificates of location of which
are of record in the Office of the County
Recorder of said County and State, In
the records of Mining Locations as fol-
lows:
Hattie No. 1. in Book No. II of Mining
locations at Pages 21O and Eli; Hattie
at Pages 211 and 212; Hattie No. 3 In
Book No. II of Mining locations at
Pages az; Hattie No: 4 in Book II Of
Hattie No. 5 in Book No. II of Mining
locations at Page 213 and 214; Hattie
No. 6 in Book No. II of Mining Loca-
Book No. II Mining Locations at Pages
PA N 215; Hattie No. s in Book No. II
Of Mining. Locations at Pages 215 and
sis; Hattie Ne; . in Book No. II Of
such expenditure was made by the
said William Lowe under the provisions
of Section 1924 of the Revised Statutes
Of the United States and the amend
ment thereto approved January 22
1850, as enacted by the Congress of the
United States concerning annual labor
upon mining claims and being the
amount required to hold said claims or
lodes for the period ending December
s1st of each year. And IL within ninety
days from the date of personal service
upon you or within ninety days from
the date of service by publication
thereof. you fail to provide your
proportion of said expenditure as CO.
owner. which amounts to $4,000 the
unpaid balance for the undivided one
third interest of said mining claims for
the, year 1911, and 100000 for your un-
divided one-third interest in said min
ing claims for the year 1912, making
a total OF $4,000 unpaid for sal years,
your interest in the above described
claims. being an undivided one-third
thereof. will become the property of
said William Lowe. YOU
who has made the required expenditure
by the terms of said Section and ac-
cording to law.
WILLIAM LOWE.
(First Publication April 10. 1879
Nast Publication July 6, 1915
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
\ TrioIet-Seqenc

Done in the Manner Made Famous
by Old Frank Villon.)
Look at what the ladies wear;
See how well their garments fit
them.
Since they do not seem to care,
Look at what the ladies wear:
They encourage YOU TO stare:
skirts hide little; for they slit
them.
See the ladies at the dance
Struggled up against the strangers.
When they do the Peacock France,
Sec the ladies at the dance;
One would say they took a chance.
Ladies shouldn't brave such dan
gers.
See the ladies at the dance
Snuggle up against the stranger!
Things have changed since we we're
young?
Goodness gracious, yes indeedyi
Ragtime wasn't danced or sung
Things have changed since we We're
young
Ladies' dresses never chung:
Things have changed since We Were
yongi
Goodness gracious yes ~indeedy.! !,
Boston. Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
On the Lefthand side,

Pat. who was lefthanded. was be-
ing sworn in as n witness in the west
side court of Denver, Colo.
Hold up your right hand" said
the judge.
Up went Pats left hand.
Hold up your right hand" COM
manded the judge sternly.
Sure and ! am yer honor" de-
clared Pat. Me right hands on me
lefthand side. "-Woman's Home
COMPANION.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Had a short Name.

She. Now that we are ngaged, OF
counrse ! can't call you Mr.. Wilkin-
son, and even Sebastian seems too
long and formal. Haven't you any
short pet name?'
He. "Well-er-the fellows at
college -er-eall me-er Pie
Face London Nail.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Sure Nuf.

my young mans a real gent"
said Sadie, the saleslady, shifting her
eud of chewing gum. "He never
blows his soup like a common person;
he always fans it with his hat
Punch Bowl.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Good Reading for Sunday
The Scare.

ts.ets
Out in the West
There is a cry
Which reaches East
Across the sky,
An anger call,
Foretells a scrap,
Its warning ring,
Beware the Jap
In far Japan
The jingoes shout
And want their force
At once called out,
Their cry of wrong
From rank to rank,
AS on it rolls,
Beware the Yank."
Now, why this fuss,
This cry and shout?
Why not smooth all
1t is about?
Let jingoes shrek,
Declare war now;
Japan and we
Beware no row.
Baltimore American
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Perhaps.

Nibbs. I'll bet ten dollars that
I"
Nabbs. Say. listen, are you look
ing for a bet?"
Nibbs. Yes, sure
Nabbs. Wei you go down and
see the elevator boy, l think he'll
take YOU up"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Then What Did He Say?

Father" said little Herbert. why
doesn't mother travel with the cir
eus?"
What could she do in a circus?"
"She might be the strong woman
| heard her tellin' grandma, this
morning, that she could wind you
around her little finger. Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
About Women.

THE difficult thing to understand
about women Is, that there's nothing
to understand. Once master this
fact, and you've got the key to one of
the most provoking mysteries of life.
William Hewlett.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Come Naturally.

The Chinese are proving their ca
pacity for absorbing western culture.
A member of the assembly at Picking
threw his inkwell at another member
the other day.-Los Angeles Express.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Fatal To Gardening.

%''Inotiee that your garden doesn't
look very promising this year"
mo; every time my husband got
to digging in it he found a lot of
worms and they always reminded
him of his fishing tackle
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Millinery.

You seem worm observed the
bluebird.
NO" replied the redbird. Every
thing is flowers this season."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Failed I'm Business.

Tramp. "Yes'm | wunst had a job
managin' a hand laundry. but ii fail
ed on me-"
Lady. Poor man, How did IL
happen to fail2"
Tramp. She left and went home
to her folks. Chicago Record Her
aid.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
n

Gibbs. What did BIBLES say
when you told him that whiskey
would ruin the coat of his stomach"
Dibbs Said he didn't care; it was
an old coat. anyway."-Boston Tran
script.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Out OF the Frying Pan.

when she married, ten years ago,
she stated freely that it was simply
10 avoid working for a living"
What does she do all the time?"
Takes care of seven small child
ren."-Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Satisfied With Little.

Teacher Ito Peperi. whom he had
caught in his apple tree;) Come
down a moment, | want to tell You
something.
Peperl: 1T can wait sir; I'm SO
small | don't need to know much
Fliegende Batter.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
The Wise City Girl.

A month-old Jersey calf was nib
bling at the grass in the yard, and
the summer girl eyed ii doubtfully.
Tell me-" she said, turning I'M
pressively to her hostess. does II
really pay to keep as small a Gov as
that?"-Lippineott's.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Hone Springs Eternal.

Othcer examining passports)
Where are your proofs that she is
your wife,"
Henry Peek. u haven't any; but
if you can prove that she's not my
wife you're a made Life.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
No Space Gone to Waste

Does your wife follow the fash
ions closely?"
Il should say so; she has one of
these 'standing-room only dresses"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Wobbly.

what is your attitude on the tar
iff?"
Something" replied Senator Sorg-
hum, like that of a mar who is walk
ing a tight ope.'-Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
The Good Old Summer Time.

Little drops of whitewash,
Little Jumps of lime
May save an epidemic
In the good old summer time.
-Cynthiana Log Cabin.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Out OF the

First Child. I'VE have a new ba-
by at our house"
Second Child That's nothing. We
have a new pepper at oursi"-Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Found At Last.

He expects to be rich some day"
What's he done?"
Hes invented a waterproof bread
for lettuce sandwiches. Detroit
Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Circumstance.

Circumstance.
A nook beside a rivers brim.
A man without a care;
A lovely maiden close to him,
A day sublimely fair.
Green branches lightly. gently. sway
ed,
A distant splash and swirl;
A day to dream with the shade
Beside a pensive girl.
Denuded branches drifting by,
Bound for the distant sea;
An eager look, a smothered sign,
An all but uttered plea.
A harmless lizard in the grass;
She touches it by chance;
A shrek to rouse the dead, alas!
The end of that romance.
Chicago Record-Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06

Many dream of happiness whilst
the ~starfy-eyed visitor knocks UNI
heard at their door.4Minna Thomas
Antrim in Lippincott's.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06

Good resolutions are useful. They
teach us how difficult it is to remold
ourselves.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06

The thoughtful are amazed at The
preponderance of good in the world
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
knocks and Answers.

1t is hard lines to hear a witty fell
low say the very thing YOU have been
trying to.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06

Shameless Men.
Dainty maid full of woe;
Clinging skirts; breezes blow.
Dainty maid, cheeks afiame.
Think that men have no shame.
If she pleased, maiden might
Wear a skirt not so tight.
Couldn't think of ii, though;
Let 'em stare-let 'er blow.
Naughty men. thus to smile,
Maiden must be in style.
Chicago Record-Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Unusually.

PA. what is a woman's way?'
Her oWn."-Buffalo Express.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
Wisdom.

A wise wife soon learns to manage
her husband, while a wise husband
never tries to manage his wife.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
WISE AND

Crawford. You can judge a
mans character by the way he acts
when he has a tooth pulled"
BRADSHAW. I'D very much rather
size him up by the way he goes on
when he has his leg pulled. Puck
He is rich or poor, according to
what he is. not according to what he
has.-Henry Ward Beecher.
"As | understand it," said a gentle
man, oleomargarine is made of beef
fat"
You are undoubtedly right said
his companion. Il should think the
manufacturers would make ii of goat
fat
Why"
Because the goat is a natural but
ter.''--Detroit Free Press.
Frenchman who wants a pass
out ticket, to attendent at theatrel
Pardon, monsieur. Are you re tick
ot-of-leave man?"-Pearson's Week
ly.
Coed. What tense do | use when
| say L am beautuful?"
Bold Soph. Remote past. YER
mont Crabbe.
Lady Constance Stewart-Richard-
son declares that corsets are brutal
and stupid Alas, not every woman
can dance in ecstacy and a muslin
sash.-lJew York American.
so you claim the world is round"
sneered the septic; "how do you
know that it is not square,"
Because | have had too many
dealings with it, grimly replied Col
umbus.-Florida Times-Union.
Brilliant.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06

Masculine; to tease.
Ftminine; to ease.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06

He is rich or poor, according tt
what he is. not according to what he
has.-Henry Ward Beecher.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06
He Hung On.

He stood on the bridge at midnight,
The water below looked grand
But that wasn't why he didn't
move on
1t was all he could do to stand.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-07-06

Coed. What tense do | use when
| say L am beautuful?"
Bold Soph. Remote past. YER
mont Crabbe.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1913-12-20

peace making as Mr. Dawson believes
be- had done. The latter contained
information that was Of general in.
terest to the public, and was published
with that object in view.
Notwithstanding the bombastic asser.
tion OF our friend Billy The Reporter
is not endeavoring TO run the Office Of
coroner from the sanctum OF this
family journal. nor has IL been doing
so but we reserve the right to com
ment on the actions OF the coToners
when they play the baby act as was
done in the Macdonald inquest case
II was childish in the extreme and
should have been criticised more sew.
erely than was done.
AS trust preserver, Billy, yon are
not a bowling success and III you
want any more we are ready 10 give il
to you. Those who live in glass nous
es should be careful about throwing
stones