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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1913-08-22

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Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
New Women Of Persia.

Persian women are essentially fem
mime. They want our dress, our edu-
cation, our freedom, our happiness.
Dress, 1t will be observed comes
first in the catalogue of feminine
wants, but a change of dress or Golf
fure seems essential to all revolution.
airy movements.
In Teheran, in place of the face veil
OF white cloth, the Persian new WON.
an now wears small square Of black
net or woven horse hair; her shoes
have high heels; q European skirt
has taken the place Of the short skirt
and narrow trousers; the head ken.
chief Is being abandoned. One lady
tried to introduce an outfit to take
the place Of the "chuddur." leaving
the face heavily yelled; but It was
too revolutionary even for Teheran.
and. after being mistaken for the en-.
Shah in disguise, the wearer revert,
cd in disgust to more orthodox
clothes. In her home the new woman
offers cigarettes instead of the water
pipe.-Moslem World.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
HORSES LOVE THE SMITHY
Endearing Terms Used Leo massa-
chusetts Animals to Run Away
To Be Shod.

Scituate has a blacksmith who is 80
polite to animals that they go to MIN
of their own accord. Julian Sneed is
this village smith.
Scituate people accustomed to the
whoa there" and Cit your tail outer
the way" method of some other
smiths. stood around and marveied
when Mr.. Smeed assumed his duties
at the local smithy. Smeed may be
heard almost any day after this fash
ion:
Now, DEAR" In the softest OF
tones. now, sweetheart, let's have
your foot. Raise up now. please.
dearies"
Whatever the passerby might think
of this method, the horses undoubted-
" approve of 1t.
Two horses, Lady Jane and Lady
Mary. belonging to Henry T. Cole, the
owner of the local livery. recently es-
capped from the stable. They walked
to the blacksmith shop, entered, hur-
ried up to the hitching ropes by the
side of the work bench and held up
their feet to be manicured, desiring
to hear sweet nothings.
The story is true and goes to prove
that endearing conversation can be
combined with chiropody to good eff
feet as we'll in a blacksmith shop as
In any other place in the worid.-bos-
ton Journal
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
Why The Fly In Dangerous.

For each female fly Matched in
April there will be, if none of
her progeny are killed, 7,600,-
100000 in September of the
same year.
Every fly is possible carrier
of disease on it's hairy little feet.
He delights in cesspools, decay
ing animal matter, barn yards,
offal heaps, garbage barrels, ETC.,
places where disease germs abide
and multiply.
But he likes to vary his diet
fresh meat, sugar, bread
anything that humans eat the fly
also likes.
He dearly loves to frequent
the kitchen and dining room OF
his human friends at their meal
time, and he lunches on all kinds
of filth between those meals.
Every time he leaves the swill
barrel or the cesspools for the
kitchen or dining room he car
ries with him on his feet some
of the filth on which he as just
been walking.
Swat, therefore the voracious
fly, or, better still, swat all you
see, but keep from seeing many
by starving them to death by
keeping all their food supply in
the stable, cesspool, swill bar
fel, dining room and kite
safely and securely covered up.
Exchange.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
MADE HIM STOP AND THINK
Leading Citizen Wanted to Be Remem-
tered as Something More Than
an "OId Crouch"

II had little lesson several weeks
ago." remarked the man with the gray
mustache, and it called me in good
shape"
"Go ahead" said the stout man.
"I was in the garage where l keep
my car and happened to overhear a
conversation among the boys. A Ger.
tain man had been injured while trav-
cling abroad-very badly injured. It
was reported-and one Of the boys
was telling the others about 1t. The
story in the paper says he can't get
WELL the youngster went on. Did
you know him, Pete? And the boy ad-
dressed promptly replied. Sure, I
know tn old Crouch Say. that hit
me pretty hard. Here was leading
citizen dying and all the boy could re-
member about him was that he was
crouch. Yes, sir, it made me sit up
and think hard. And got in my mind
that when I passed out I'd like to be
remembered for something different"
He paused.
That's worth considering" said the
other man.
Good text" said the first man.
Good sermon" said the other.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
ABUNDANT FLUFFY HAIR is
IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU HAVE
DANDRUFF.

How often we hear beautiful
woman referred to as having a
regal head!
Denude that head of its hair
and instead of a queenly, royal
bearing we have fright. The
hair makes all the difference. To
have that glorious abundance of
radiant hair which always
crowns "a regal head" one
should use Newbro's Herpicide.
Herpicide represents the last
word in scientific hair culture.
It destroys the dandruff, checks
falling hair and corrects general
ly, diseases of the hair and scalp.
The positive results and it's
delicate but refreshing odor re-
commends Newbro's Herpicide
to ladies of refinement every
where.
Newbro's Herpicide in E0c
$1.00 sizes is sold and guaran-
teed to do all that is claimed. If
you are not satisfied your money
will be refunded.
Applications made by the best
BARRIERS and hair dressers.
w. E. Bevens,
Special Agent.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
CHURCHES.
BAPTIST CHURCH.

BAPTIST CHURCH.
Sunday School at 9:45.
Preaching at II a. m. and 7.45
p. m.
Morning subject, THE Revival
We Need"
Evening subject, What New
port Needs"
An offering for Home and For
eign Missions will be made at the
morning service.
B. Y. P. y. at 6:45. Midweek
prayer meeting Wednesday ev-
ening at 1870. Choir practice
Monday, Wednesday and Fri
day evenings.
Every member of the church
is urged to attend these services
and visitors invited.
Our series of meetings will be-
gin next Sunday, with Rev. G.
e. Taylor to do the preaching.
Come and help us.
5. D. Grumbles, Pastor.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
CHRISTIAN CHURCH

Meet your friends at 9:45 at
the Bible School. You will find
more good people in the Sunday
Schools than anywhere else we
know of in Newport. One hun
dred is our slogan. Preaching
at H:0o a. m. and 1880 p. m.
Let the Bible School make Bro.
Hoffman feel good by attending
preaching. Christian Endeavor
$3.50 p. m. Come; invite some
one.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
Arkansas Girl Given Hero Medal


Pittsburg, April 25.-Miss Lii
liam Formby of Waldo, Arkansas,
was one of two women to receive
a Carnegie medal for heroic acts
at the annual meeting today of
the Carnegie Hero Fund Com
mission.
Miss Formby was given a
bronze medal and $1,000 to be a.
warded as needed for saving the
life of her friend, Miss Ethel
M. Y'Blood at Waldo, August 2,
1912.
Miss Y'Blood, friend of Miss
Formby, together with the lat
ter, at Waldo, ran across the
railroad tracks ahead of a pas
senger train which was reduc-
ing speed for station stop.
When Miss Y'Blood reached
the track, she fell across it and
was unable to get up. Although
the train was but 325 feet away
and she was tired from her run,
Miss FOrmby ran 30 feet to Miss
Y'Blood, seized her feet and
tried to pull her off the track.
She was unsuccessful, and ran
across the track and seized Miss
Y'Blood's shoulders and pulled,
but could not get her off. The
locomotive was then IT'S feet
away, and Miss Formby stepped
back to a place of safety. A
moment later she ran to the mid
die of the the track, seized Miss
Y'Blood's arm and swung her
to position parallel to the rails.
Then she stepped outside the
rails and pulled Miss Y'Blood off
the track, moment before the
train passed over the spot where
she had been. Neither was in
jured.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26

That the Eiffel Tower moves daily
In vertical and horizontal sense has
long been beyond doubt. Apart from
the scientific laws Of expansion and
contraction, which inevitably affected
1t, one could see it during gale sway.
ing from side to side. But its vertical
movements were a mere matter of
conjecture until NJ. Gutllaume under
took to investigate them. He shows
that the great iron structure may vary
an inch in height every day. The ele.
walton or depression is not equally dis.
tributed. as only one Of its sides may
be affected by the rise or fall of the
temperature. and thus the tower may
be compared to person shifting his
weight alternately from one foot to
the other
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
Value OF Strawberry.

why every farmer does not
have a strawberry bed is a ques-
ton that often persents itself
to us so forcibly that we cannot
put it aside without seeing plau-
sible reasons for it.
"The strawberry is one of the
first fruits to ripen in the spring
or early summer, coming at a
time when the healthful in
fiuences of fresh fruit is most
needed after the system has
been burdened with the heavier
diets during the winter. No
fruit is more universally liked
and none more appetizing than
the luscious strawberry, and
no farmers wife that would not
be proud to add to the attrac-
tiveness of her table the service
of fresh Strawberries from the
berry garden. It does not re-
quire much expense or labor to
provide an ample strawberry
bed sufficient for the home or
even to have your planting large
enough to provide quite profit
able surplus provided you live
near a market.
Zone eighth of an acre is am
pie for a strawberry bed for
home use, and would produce
surplus for many families. This
amount of ground will easily
yield six hundred quarts. Allow
ing six quarts daily for table use
for thirty days during the berry
season one hundred and twenty
quarts for canning, preserves,
jellies, would still leave three |
hundred quarts to sell at six
cents a quart which would be
$500, more than enough to
pay the rent, for all the labor
and all the sugar necessary to
add in making the strawberry
the most desirable fresh fruit |
for table use that is grown any
where on earth" &c. T. Tippin
in Spring Leader.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

PRESB 7 IERIAN CHURCH.
Regular services tomorrow
morning and evening, conducted
by the pastor. At the eleven o.
clock service a congregational
meeting has been called for the
purpose of action on the resig-
nation of the pastor, and every
member of the church is ear
nestly requested to be present
at that meeting, that the voice
of the congregation may be had
on this matter. The Presby-
terry of Arkansas will convene
in adjourned session in the
Presbyterian church Tuesday.
April 10Th, at 2 p. m. for the
purpose of disposing of this
matter.
Sunday School at GAS, and
Westminster League at GAS.
A cordial welcome is extended to
all to attend these services.
j. F. Mckenzie, Pastor.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
Featival Of Old Maids.

St GATHERINGS Day. the festival Of
old maids. was celebrated gaily In thu
Rue de Ia Paix, Paris.
It 10 the custom In Paris dressmah
ing establishments for the workxiris
on November rs to crown with whits
caps those comrades who. during the
year. have reached the age of Is. Tho
other girh put on caps of various
kinds. and carry sprigs of orange bios.
som. During the afternoon, If the head
OF the business Is generous. they drink
the health OF the old maids in cham.
payne.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26

How did you find the roads m
around Jingieville Corners?" asked
Bilkins of Slathersberry, who had
just returned from motor trp.
oh. l wasn't particularly stuck on
them" said Slatherberry.
8 Really" said Bilkins. We'll. !
guess you're the only man that wasn't
! was stuck on EN- for whole day
Last year. ---Harper's Weekly.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

Daily-Singie copy, cents; per
week 10 cents; per month, 40 cents;
per year, $3.50 in advance, by carrier
in city, by mail in country.
Weekly-$1.00 per year, payable In
advance.
Entered at the postoffice, Newport,
Arkansas, as second-class mail mat.
ter.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
METHODIST CHURCH

Sunday School at 9:5 a. m
PREACHING morning and night
by the pastor.
Epworth League at 6:4..
All are invited to attend these
All are invited to attend these
services.
B. L. MILFORD, Pastor.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
ST. PAUL SERVICES.

The services at St. Paul's E.
plscopal church tomorrow will
Communion at 1870.
Sunday School at 9:45.
Morning Prayer and Sermon
at II and Evening Prayer at
1870. The Rev. Henry E. Spears
now in charge of St. Pauls', will
officiate.
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26
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Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26

TRADE M0RAL-The quality Of
wnat you have to sell is known
to some people all of the time
and all Of the people some OF
the time, but advertise regu-
larry with US and youth reacf
all OF the people all of the time
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-26

WANTED-to buy a store in
small country TOWN.. B. Rey-
nols, 1923 Park Ave-, Little
Rock, Arkansas.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
many BUILDINGS
Being PLANNED
(Special to the Tribune)

LISBON, N. D., April 21.-The cit
liens of Lisbon are elated over the
city's prospects this summer. There
is more building, both of residential
and business property, than for years
and a number Of new enterprises are
to be established. These coupled with
the promised increased train service
on this line of the Northern Pacific
makes the situation more optomistic
than for a long time. The crop pros
poets in this part of the state are ex-
ceptionally bright and seeding is we'll
advanced. The farmers in Ransom
county had mor fall blowing done
than in some other parts of North Da.
kota and are able to get their fields
seeded we'll on time.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
COWS By EXPRESS.

That there is an increased interest
in the dairy business is being shown
every day and it is a true saying that
straws show which way the wind is
blowing. Word has come from one
dealer in dairy stock in the. state to
the effect that he has sold 1855
worth Of high grade bulls since the
LIST Of February and could have dis
posed of four carloads of cows had
he had them. Another thing to show
what interest is being taken in the
dairy business in the west was a ship
ment that wen through Bismarck on
Monday. There were four carloads
Of fine Holctein cows shipped from
Wisconsin to Sumner, Washington by
express, and when dairy cows are val
liable enough to demand that they be
shipped by express that is surely
going some"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
over 100000 men
AWAIT STRIKE ACTION

BRUSSELS, April 21.- While up
ward OF 100000 men are on a strike
throughout the country according to
estimates OF socialists, both sides
to be marking time in attention
OF the debate in the chamber of dep
Eties tomorrow on motion of Liberal
Leader M. Mason, looking for a COM
promise on the suffrage question. The
retail! merchants association Of Bel.
GUM with a membership of 100000
small traders, sent an appeal to the
deputies in favor Of a solution %insuring
peace.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
ORAYMAN DAMAGED
BY light engine
(SpeciaI to the 1rjbune)

TOWNER, n. D., April 21.-Peter
Elkstrom, a drayman, narrowly es-
capped death by being struck by a
light engine on a Great Northern
crossing. A freight train that had
just cleared the crossing was stand
ing in the yards Elkstrom started
over and the engine, coming at a high
speed behind the train Of cars, hit his
team, killing both horses and throw
ing the rig and Elkstrom to one side.
One leg was broken and severe in
terlal injuries were received by the
man, who is in a local hospital.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
NO NEW CHIEF APPOINTED.

Contrary to expectations, the city
commission did not appoint a new
chief of police at its meeting last ev-
ening. There is considerable inter
est in the probable action of the con-
mission regarding this office. There
are many rumors as to possible ap.
pointments, but the members of the
commission are mum as clans. The
commission merely met, transacted
some routine business and adjaurn-
ed. That's all.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
ENCOURAGING PROSPECTS.

w. F. H%emingson, of Eutte, Mont,
proprietor of the Nordak Creamery
company of this city was a Bismarck
visitor over Sunday, looking owe his
plant, which is in the process of re-
construction. MI. Hemingson is much
pleased with the prospects for bust
moss and expressed the opinion that
after the plant got into operation it
would be but a short time till 1t would
be doing a $4,000 business every
month. which would he over a half
million annually. There is no question
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
HOSPITAL NOTES..

st. Alexius: Received--Mrs. c. r.
Mccormack, city; Mrs. Peter Coaster
ski. Beach; Mrs. August Wild, New
Sal"n. DischaTeed-Mr. Fernie Mil
Ter, I~nderwood; Mrs. S. 5. Clifford,
Mr.. Harry c. Schonetr, Wogansport,
Mrs. +. J.. SimoEitsch, city.
The Bismarck: Rec|ived--Mrs. w.
e. Phite, Lennon, S. D. Discharged
- Mrs. John S. Lee and baby, Drisco'l;
Mrs. +. j. Lovaas and baby, city; Mrs.
A. II. Meland, Dsiscoll.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
MRS. DERRICK IMPROVING.

The many friends of Mrs. Derrick
of this city will be pleased to know
that her health is improving, and
that it is though: she is on the road
to certain recovery. She is feeling
better in every way, is having a fine
outing and expects to return Dor
1t is needless to say that things about
the superintendent Office at 500 Line
headquarters run smoother the last
few days, since the good reports have
been received by Mr.. Derrick.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
SEED o
t. Use ALIENS %F00T=EASE.

Tho antiscptic powder to be shaken into the shoes.
II you want rest and comfort for tired, aching,
swollen, sweating feet, use Aliens Foot Ease. lt,e-
lievcs corns and buniols Of all pain and prevents
blisters, sore and callous spots. Just the thing for
Dancing Parties, Patent Leather Shoes, and for
Breaking in New Shoes. 1t is the greatest comfort
discovery of lineage. Tryit to-day. Sold everywhere,
25 cts.% Don't accept any substitute. For FREE trial
package, address Allen s. Olmstcd, lie Roy, N. Y.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
RAN BRYANT E r

Frank Bryant was in the city over
Monday night, coming up fro NINA
poleon. Since the south 500 has in
augurated it's new service Frank
comes up right often. He likes to
ride on the cars, besides he is in fl.
Vor of patroniZing the new train all
he a in order to make a good show
ing for this trial service.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
MRS. e. G. FIELD
WILL SELL STORE
Big Reducing Sale Now On-StocI
Will Be Cut Down.

WV WV
The Field furniture store was open
ed for business Monday, and offers
unusual opportunity for buying house
furnishings of all kinds at very at
%tractive prices, as the entire stock is
to be closed out as soon as possible,
or reduced so that the business may
be sold to better advantage.
A large amount of furniture has
very recently been added to the sales
floor, making among the best arrang-
ed stacks, carefully selected as to
the best quality to be found in the
city. 1t is the wish OF Mrs. Field to
retire as quickly as it may be arrang-
ed, and to this end low prices will be
made in retail sales, or the entire
stock and business may be bought
very reasonably, and offers a good
opening for someone to enter the fur
niture trade. Further detail is given
In a display ad in this issue.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
MADE A MEMBERS.

1T Emil ScoW of Bowman and r.
Smith Petersen of Park River have
been appointed as members Of the
state board of pardons. The board
consists of five members, the COVER
nor, the chief justice of the supreme
court, the attorney general and two
taxpayers, who are appointed by the
governor. A unanimous vote Of all
members present is required to grant
a pardon and two regular meetings
are held each year, one in June and
one in December. =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
CHARITY.

] have a wire from Mrs. Morgan,
requesting me to donate some of my
annual and daily income to her sup
port. Now, ! regre: to say that
don't feel able just now to finance for
the lady and she will have to curtail
expenses and try and live on a million
dollars a year.
However, il my customers would
buy fruit trees from my nursery and
cut out Canadian nightmare | may be
able to help Mrs. Morgan yet.
(Adv) HOLLAND NURSERY co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
A. E. BLISS

A. +. Bliss and wife, who have been
spending the winter in Arkansas, ar
rived in this city on their way home
Sunday sid spent the day with friends.
They have had a very enjoyable out.
ing, and took almost a month for the
home trip, visiting several points on
the way. They left Bismarck Monday
morning for their home zeal Baldwin.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
COUNTY AUDITOR HERE.

Walter Kelly, auditor of Adams
county, was in the capital over Sun
day and Monday, transacting business
and calling on friends. The gentle.
man is we'll known in Bismarck and it
kept him busy greeting his friends.
He called on a number of the officials
at the capitol while in the city.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-22
THE HEART OF A HERO.

"The Heart Of a Hero" is the attrac.
ton at the Presbyterian church gym
nasium on Friday evening of this
week. The play will be produced by
local talent and a great deal Of work
is being put on the production. Some
of the best amateurs Of the city will
take part and a guarantee is given
that everyone will get a little more
than their moneys worth.