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Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1913-02-25

nalo. ker pa 81 upa predsednik di-
rektno blatiti osebe, katere so
vedno delale pa najboljsih moceh
"a procvit nase delavske organi-
zaciie, a zagovarja pa povzrocite-
liza, pribijem tukai. da Sc je cd
novoletni reviziji 1913 izkazalo,
da manjka ma banki denarja ma
taneno $662.95 govori Sestodvain-
sestdeset dolarjev 95 centov.
Maj omenim Sc naslednie: OBJ ca
SUI ~revizije meseca januar 1912
Sc je izkazalo, da .ie bilo primanj-
kljaja nekaj crez $4,000. Ker
nadzorni odbor in blagajnik MISC
mogli priti do soglasja, sem JAZZ
ma skupni sell predlagal, da maj
Sc najame zaDrisezenega izveden-
ca knjigovodstvu, a da ne bode
zveza oskodovana, sem Sc predla-
gal, da ako Sc pronajde, da mole
knjige MISC vredu, poravnam
vse stroSke sam, da ako sc
pronajde, da ~blagainiSke knji-
ge MISC V redu, pa maj po-
ravna iste blagajnik. Prvi je te-
mu nasprotoval blagajnik sam,
a vecina ga je podpirala (men-
da &c cato, ker Sc poznajo re liza
casa vOjakovi!?O, toraj moi pred
log je propadel. Ia Ten pa sc po-
nudita blagajnik in predsednik, da
sta pri wolff urediti blagajniSke
/, raGune, ako Sc iima plaza pc $3.50
vsakemu dnevnice in sicer IL I'VE
zine blagajne. u yso energijo sem
|protestiral, ter povdarjal, da je
vsacega placanega odbornika dolz-
most imeti knjige V redu "a kar
mai hi bill sam %odgovoren. Pogorel
sem zopet $ predlogom. ter Sc je
sklenilo. da Sc placajo dnevnice
in placale so Sc.
Sedaj pa mi bode kot clanu $.
D.. p. u. dovolieno praSati pred
sednika, kaj je bill rezultat iste-
"a raziSkOvanja, zakaj Sc do da-
mes nj poyedal. ali sta naSla bla-
gajniSke kniige Y redu ali ne. ter
ali sta sploh naSla pomote ali ne.
Do nekega zakliucka sta vendar
priSla V teku enega leta. Zatoraj
p~ozivljam predsednika. 5 pojasni-
lom ma dan. Predicate sploSen ra-
cum, 4 zakljuckOm vred. da bode
re vsai nekai mai 81 bode pravilno
ali ne.
Dvanalstletcn ucenec ljudske
sole 4 normalno zmoznOstjo bode
znal sesteti ma eni strani vsc do
hodke. a ma drug zopet izdatke. liz
cesar pOtem potOm malaga odSte-
vanja pray lahko izracuna cisti
p~reOstanek. Iatorei smem ma vSak
nacin upati in zahtevati, da po ce-
loletnem trudap0lnem r~acunanJu
predlozita sploSen raGun. pa maj 81
bode re tax ali tax. Da mi ne bode
kedo ocital, da proved zahtevam,
mai blagovoli vsakdo pogledati
prayila ma strani II, tocka Z.
Toraj smem pricakovati, da po-
| ,.a..L .1 ..- = -
zavijanja in suhOparnih fraz gle
de dobrega poznania liza casa vo-
.iaSkih let, kajti to poznanje ne bo-
de placalo nobene smrtnine. in ne
bolniSke podpOre.
Torai 4 emo besedo: Predloita
racune!
Viljem Sitter,
tain;l, - IN ID II
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1913-02-25

kako poStati milionar Pravi-
jo. da V Ameriki vsakdo lahko
postane milionar, kdor .ie pridcn.
Sure, Poskusi ma ia nacin: po-
iSci 81 delo. Xxi nosi $500 letnega
zasluzka. Cd tega zneska prihra-
nj. zee mores. $4,000 ma leto! Zivi
petsto let in enkrat v 25. stoletju
hos re milionar! Torei poskusil
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1913-02-25
Klevelont, %. februarja 1913.

bila pot! - IL Zoleta sem .jo u
daril DO ia kratki. Rok ajland
streki, do Englvud Stesna; tam
sem 10 pa precviGov ma BALTIC &
Ohajo.
Cd Englvud stesna sem hodu
pc streki kake tri ure, kar zasli-
sim "a menoj puhanje lukomoti-
je. Ana, sem zdihnil, zdajle Sc hos
pa zagrabil, Jaka. Stopim ma
stran in cakam, med tenn pa trez-
no motrim vagone, Xxi so drcali
mimo kakor konjicki ma ringel-
spilu. V zadnjem trenotku zagra-
BIN "a rocaj zadniega vagona -
in baj gaSl kaksen ruk je dalo.
Komaj sem Sc dobro zavedal, da
drzim mrzlo zelezo - rocaj, re
me je vrglo S tako peklensko
silo ma streho, da sen zastokal.
kakor mlad telicek in Sc ma to
parkrat zavalil naprej pc strehi.
lie bi sc bill skoraj prekucnil s
strehe. da Sc nj zgodil Gudez, XII
me je naenkrat obdrzal ma sire
In. ) strahOm sem Sc oZrl naokoli.
ce me mogoGe nj zagrabil kakSen
hobo, S katerimi Sc V tenn in ma
premikaiOGih tleh ME rad ne pal
dasim. PotiDljem okoli sebe in Sc
uverim, da nj mic podobnega. am
pax da sc je lapel frak V velik re
belj, XII je gledal il strehe. In
tako ina moi frak danes emo LUX
MO vec.
ko sem Sc prepri6al, da je .vse
v redu. sem Sc Evil V kolobar in
zasmrcal. Ziutraj Sc prebudim in
zapazim ma mole zacudenje, da Sc
celia m~enazarija = v vagonih so
bill namres praSici, teleta in sploh
govedina ne nahaia ma ia pra-
vi streki. To me je iznenadilo in
upalilo.
Skobacam S strehe in jo ube-
rem ma glavno streko. Pot je bila
dolga. dolga, a konecno sem lie
prestopil zadnji tajz, ko sem vsto-
pill v ostariio Toneta Grdovine
ma st. Clair Stri;, Glevlont. Cha
ia. - Jesrr.
Ia baro V o~stariii Toneta Grdo-
vine je cepela zenska postava, o
kateri nisem mogel razodeti, je Ii
Grdovine zena, matt. sestra. hcer,
stara matt, necakinja. sestricna
ali botra. Postava nj bla ne sta
IA ne mlada. ne lepa ne grda. ne
visoka ne nizka; razlocil sem lah-
ko samo to, da ina zensko podo-
DO, drugaGe mi je pa nj bilo mo-
goce presacat.
"Dobro iutro" jo nagovorim.
"Kie pa innate gospodarja?" -
Him, Toneta? -" Toneta menda
ia! odeovorim. = MAX, Toneta
pa nj donna. Sla sta S Pirko ma
kort pc lnzukSn prOti novmu ko-
yum ferainu. Xxi so ga ustanovili
cisilisti. - Veste. pri mas IL Kle-
velont lie cev urag zarad tega ko-
yum feraina. Cisilisti so Ell cuden
folk najraje bi videl. da ne hi
bio ne bircauZov ne Stacune ma
svejt. Use bi rad incl ma pu "a
stonj ia, uraga, koku bo Stacnar
in bircauskipar shajav. No, ka.j
boste pa pill? Cd kod pa pri-
manal. Pa date en- malo Trinerc-
ka, mogoGe zrihta pete mojih cev-
deteP" IL vesta sem io pri
LEV, cisto so izginile, in hOdim re
pc komaSnah."
Ma to natoci babiSce place, pa
nadaljuje: - "ampak mas Tone
IL pa Pirka - sal ste gotovo re
ka.i slisali o Pirki - OF, to ii .je
zaokrozen jeziGek - bosta De
zrihtala tie gvavtne c%iliste. -
Kajpak, najvecja potuha pride
IL Cikage. Tam imajo. kakor pra-
vi mas Tone. cello kosarno cisili-
stow. in re veckrat sem slisala. de
imajo tam haupt logar. I'm dan
sem brala II Clev. Ameriki cd
obercisilistov. III morajo imet
gotov Flat krogelc, pa Sterne. Sa-
ma VEN. kai BIO. ce Sc cisilisti res
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1913-02-25
pripoyedovali o kralj matjazu. .

pripoyedovali o kralj matjazu. -.
Brrrr. -.
V resnici, vi 81 kar ne morete
mislit. kako mas cisilisti drazijo
S svojim kozumom. &c tone in Pr
ka ne dobita ma sodniji inzunk-
sen. ~otlei ne bo kazalo druzga,
kakor navezati nunkelj, pa jo po-
plozat IL Klevelonta."
Zavzil sem pijaco in sc vsedel
V kot. k peel. Sklenil sem MANFRED,
da poGakam Toneta in Pirko, da
Sc kaj p~ogovorimo. Ko tako Sc
dim in cakam, vstopi v ostarijo
elovek V uniformi. Ma CLAW je
incl loncu podobno cako, kakrsne
imaio novomeski purgarji ma res
njevo, pri ~procesji. Razlikovala
sc ie lie v tenn, da je imela naprej
klasu podoben stuc, Xxi re stall po-
koncu, kot mlade macke rep, ce
sreGa PISA. Prepasan je bill z laki-
rano kuplo, ma kateri je visela
riava sablia. ameriSkega p~atenta.
Ia rocajem Sable je bill nave
IN skuStran cot, Xxi je segal sko-
raj do polovice Sable. Skornji
so bill IL trdih golenic in so Uncle
v grlu sedem mehov, kakor
kranjske harmonike. Ma peti so
bill pretrjeni sporni. Pluza je BIZ
la temno modra in V zadnjem de-
In dolga. spredai pa kratka in je
hila podobna fraku n~atakarjev
Devetnajst komel! - To VAN
je bill vojScak, cd nog do glave !
- Jesrrr.
Vstopi Sc ma Siroko pri bari
pa reGe: "Lojska, vse sem pripra-
vii, tako Sc izvrsi, kakor je bio
sinoci doloceno. Moja kompanija
sv. Aloiziia DO danes ausrukala
5 fano. - Use je pripravljeno :
konji so nafutrani in napoieni, pa
tudi fantie Gakaio ma dvoriscu.
Potreba ic samo dive reel: to je
inc-inzunkSn. pa mole povelje ;
les. inG-iS-inzunkSen - ko imamo
tega. 81. dcvet strel!... to bono
pomedli stemi cisilisti -. Cudno
ie. da nj tako dolgo Toneta in
Pirke. - ia. mi Jim bono re po-
kazali, kai Sc pravi nam kaso pi-
hat ... kruce -, Danes Sc bo
p~lesalo po naSih toktih, ma mole
povelje!'
VoiScak sv. Aloiziia lie stopIcal
gorpadol po oStariji, fiscal pesti
in pljuval tako debelo V pljuvac-
ko. kakor bi dezevalo. - No, to
DO pa Sc kaj imenitnega danes '
Klevelontu. sen 81 mislil. Kakor
izgleda. Sc ~pripravlja nekaj Ia re-
voluciioi BaigaS Lahko 81 mislite,
da sem zelo zadovoljen ko sem vi
del. da bonn zamOgel prisustvova-
ii tako imenitnemu konfliktu
kaiti re V Zoletu sem sklenil. da
10 uberem dol V Mexico zarad re-
volucije. No pa Mexico City sem
postal po ten dogodku takoj
spat. - Jesrrr.
Trideset nabasanih bomb! to
bo nekai zane! Bal gas. - Sc
del sen mirno in mislil. mislil -.
Ko tako stopica vojscak sv.
Alojzija gorindol III caka inzunk-
Sna, Sc naenkrat odpro vrata i'll
vstopita Tone in Pirka. Spoznal
SEN i'll namrec vsled tega, ker sta
ju Lojska in vojscak skoraj V eni
sapi ~nazvala pc imenu.
'Al imata inzunkSen". vpra-
Sata zOpet skorai V eni sapi Loj-
ska in volScak, priSleca. - Figo
Me nimava. - Je re hudic!...
Skril sem Sc malo bolt "a pee,
da me ne zapazita in nategnil u
Sesa, kar Sc je dalo. - Kaj Sc je
potem govorilo. poroGam drugi
teden. ker ne hi rad. dokler sem
V Clevelontu, ponucal vsega
pulfra.
Do takrat pa gud baj. Vas
Jaka.
IL URADA GLAVNEGA TAJNI-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10
COUGH DUE TO NERVOUSNESS
Not Dangerous, but Hard to DIstIn-
Gulsh From That Where Bronchial
Tubes Are Affected,

1t frequently happens that persons
hitherto In good health are suddenly
seized with its Of coughing. which
they have considerable difficulty In
overcoming. Due to q general neu-
rasthenic or hysterical nervous condi-
ton, this cough, owing TO its particu-
lar characteristics, is termed the
nervous cough"
The nervous cough often cannot be
distinguished In any way from the
cough due to an affection Of the res
piratory passages. It sometimes 90
ours in the form OF periodical. pro-
longed and very painful fits Of cough
ing and sometimes as a continual
short, dry cough. Its most character
istic symptom is that 1t ceases during
sleep and begins again on waking
The patients while often a source Of
anxiety to those around them. are
generally otherwise in very good
health.
Another peculiarly OF this cough ID
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10
Temptation.

No matter how we may Safeguard
ourselves, there is no one Of US who 4
free from those sudden rushes Of temp.
tation which at times seem almost IN.
comfortable, at well as inexplicabis
Perhaps they are revolts OF nature.
scorning restraint and violently self
asserting. Nearly always they are ~
lated to the egotism that, in its suDor.
dination to social law. often feels Itself
limited and irritated They ought to
make us more patient with one an
other. Each day they give US lessons
in humility. 1t is perhaps due to our
egotism that so many of these lessons
are lost. We cannot reflect too often
on the speech that moved Wesley 70
say. as a prisoner passed him bearing
the insignia of his disgrace: There.
but for the grace Of God, goes John
Wesley"
Such an attitude is in itself beau
tiful perquisite.-From "Intimatlons.s
by John d. Barry.
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Naturally. Well, just invent some

Naturally. Well, just invent some
story-I1l stand by you"
You don't know me-" he returned,
drawing himself up. What! do you
imagine / would lie to them?"
81 think" Fran remarked imperson-
ally, that to a person in your posi-.
tion-a person beginning to reap what
he has sown, lying is always the next
course. But you must act as your
conscience dictates. You may be
sure that II you decide to tell the
truth, I'll certainly stand by you in
that"
Helplessly driven to bay, he flashed
out violently, Unnatural girl-or
woman-or whatever you are-there
is no spirit of girlhood or womanhood
in you"
Fran returned In a low, concentrate
ed voice, IF I'm unnatural, what were
you in the Springfield days? Was it
natural for you to be married secretly
when the marriage might have been
public? When you went away to
break the news to your father, wasn't
1t rather unnatural for you to hide
three years before coming back?
When you came back and heard that
your wife had gone away to be sup
ported by people who were not re-
spectacle, was it natural, for you to
be satisfied with the first rumors you
heard, and disappear for good and all ?
AS for me, yes, / have neither the
spirit of girlhood nor womanhood, for
I'm neither girl, nor a woman, I'm
nothing" Her voice trembled. Don't
rouse my anger-when l lose grip on
myself, I'm pretty hard to stop. II |
let everything rush on my mind-how
she-my friend'-my sweet darling
'friend'-how she searched for you all
the years till she died-and how even
on her death-bed she thought maybe
you'd come-you-"
Fran choked back the words.
DON'T" she gasped. Don't reproach
me, or I'll reproach you, and l mustn't
do that. want to hide my real heart
from you-from all the world l want
to smile. and be like respectable
people"
For Gods sake" whispered the
other frantically, hush! hear my
wife coming. Yes. yes, I'll do every
thing you say, but, oh, don't ruin me.
You shall have a home with us, you
shall have everything, everything"
Except a welcome" Fran faltered,
frightened at the emotion she had be-
trayed. Can you show me to a room
-quick-before your wife comes? l
don't want to meet her. now, I'm ter.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10
BUSY LIVES LED BY WASPS
When They Get After the SWIM
ming Small Boy.

Wasps appear to be wellnigh as In
dustrious as ants or bees. One au-
thority has declared that the cardinal
doctrine of the wasps is: IF any
wasp will not work. neither shall he
eat"
Division of labor is clearly seen in
the wasp's nest Some of the work
ers seem to be specially employed as
foragers and soldiers, others appear
to be told OF as nurses and guardians.
while yet others are engaged as paper
makers and masons.
Wasps are at all times particularly
fond Of honey. Toward the end of
summer, as all bee-keepers know. they
will force their way into beehives and
carry OF by force as much as they
can gorge Of their winged neighbor's
honey
The drones of the wasp world, in
stead Of being idle and luxurious, are
sober. industrious and well-behaved
members Of the community. They
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10
WASN'T WORTH
THE LIVING
Was Mrs. Bowlirs's Conception Of
Life at One Time-Thinks
Differently Now.

Loveland, Ky.-"When l first wrote
you, was feeling so miserable, that
life wasn't worth living" So writes,
In q recent letter, Mrs. Anna Bowling,
of this place.
81 was in bad shape, my left side
hurt so, at times. l could hardly bear
1t, and / could not lie on that side at
night, at all. l also had another
serious symptom Of womanly trouble.
finally decided to give Cardui, the
woman's tonic, trial, so l purchased
a bottle, and by the time had taken
1t, / felt better in every way, so !
got another bottle, and it Strengthened
me out entirely.
feel as well now as I ever did in
my life, and l can be safe in saying
that Cardui is the best medicine on
earth for women. | had little faith
In 1t before / commenced taking It,
but now / would not exchange it for
all the other medicines"
Are you one Of those poor women
sufferers, who feel that life is hardly
worth the living? Have you that ever
Iastingly tired, nervous, WORKOUT
headachy feeling? II so, get bot
tie OF Cardui and begin taking it to-
day. No doubt it is the very medf
cine you need
NJ B-Wyits to- CHATTANOOGA Medicine Co.
Ladies ADVISORY Dept, Chattanooga, Tenn, fol
SpecfaIIsRyHcfiSnS on your case and s. page book
Home Treatment for Women" sent in plain
wrapper. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10

Fran arrives at Hamilton Gregory's
home In Littleburg, but finds him absent
conducting the choir at a camp meeting.
She repairs thither in search of him.
laughs during the service and is asked to
leave. Abbott Ashton, superintendent of
schools. escorts Fran from the tent. He
tells her Gregory is wealthy man,
deeply interested in charity work. and a
pillar OF the church. Ashton becomes
greatly interested In Fran and while tax
ing leave of her. holds her hand and IL
seen by Sapphira Clinton. sister OF Rob
ert Clinton, chairman Of the school board
Fran tells Gregory she wants home
with him. Grace Noir. Gregory's private
secretary, takes a violent dislike to Fran
and advises her to go away at once.
Fran hints at a twenty-year-old secret.
and Gregory in agitation asks Grace to
leave the room. Fran relates the story
Of how Gregory married a young girl at
Springfield while attending college and
then deserted her. Fran is the child Of
that marriage.
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a way, Grace Noir dominated the
place. Perhaps it was because Of hel
splendidly developed body, her beauty
her attitude Of unclaimed yet unrec
ognized authority, that she stood dis
tinctly first.
AS for Mrs. Gregory, her mild eloof
ness suggested that she hardly be
longed to the family. Hamilton Greg
DRY found himself instinctively turn
ing to Grace, rather than to his wife
Mrs. Gregory's face did, indeed. ash
why Fran was there; but Grace, stand
ing at the foot of the stairs, and look
ing at Gregory with memory of hel
recent dismissal. demanded explana
tons.
Mrs. Gregory's mother, confined BY
paralysis to a wheelchair, fastened
upon the newcomer eyes whose
brightness seventy years or more hac
not dimmed. The group was complet
ed by Mrs. Gregory's bachelor brother
older than his sister by fifteen years
This brother, Simon Jefferson, though
OuliI anu ONAuChNAy
wore an air Of lassitude, as II peren
nially tired. AS he leaned back in 9
hall chair, he seemed the only one
present who did not care why Fran
was there.
Gregory broke the silence by clear
ing his throat with evident embarrass
ment. A peal of thunder offered him
reprieve, and after its reverberntioni
had died away, he still hesitated
This" he said presently, ''is a-the
orphan-an orphan-one who has
come to me from She says heI
name is Frances"
Fran" came the abrupt correction;
lust Fran"
There was a general feeling that ar
orphan should speak less positively
even about her own name-should be
as it were, subdued from the mere
fact of orphanhood.
AN orphani" Simon Jefferson ejac
ulated, moving restlessly in his effort
to find the easiest corner Of his chair
81 hope nothing is going to excite me
l have heart-disease, little girl, and
I'm liable to topple on at any moment
l tell you, / must not be excited"
81 don't think" replied Fran, with
cheerful interest in his malady, that
orphans are very exciting"
Hamilton Gregory resumed, eau
tiously stepping over dangerous
ground, while the others looked al
Fran, and Grace never ceased to look
at him. She came here tonight. after
the services at the Big Tent. She
came here and, or ] should say, TO re
quest, to ask-Miss Grace saw her
when she came. Miss Grace knew OF
her being here" He seized upon this
fact as II to lift himself over pitfalls
Grace's eyes were gravely judicial
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10
NOT BAD For AN AMATEUR
Youths Idea Of Paying a Complaint
Should Have Given Pleasure to
Favored One.

He was a very literary young mar
and never paid much attention to the
fair sex. But one evening, however
he was calling on a young woman who
had succeeded in attracting him as he
had never been before. He was ex
tremely anxious to make good" and
his precious inexperience in the line
OF love making he felt keenly at this
particular time.
Try as he would, he seemed un
able to pay her any direct compliment
until he turned the conversation thus:
81 am rather more in favor of the
English than the American mode OF
spelling"
'Yes?" she returned, rather uninter
estedly.
Yes, indeed; take "parlour,' for in
stance; having al in 1t makes all the
difference in the world"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10
PerIls Of the Air.

Miss Eleanor Sears, the beautiful
and athletic young Bostonian, was Wis
iting recently at a country house
where a good deal Of flying IL
done.
Miss Sears. one cold and brilliant
afternoon, appeared on the terrace
OF the mansion in a new and charm
ing aviation costume.
How do you like my new rig?"
she asked, as she approached q party
Of young men and women who were
taking tea In the open air behind q
glass wind screen.
One Of the young men answered,
with a loo: of admiration:
Beautiful! You are always dressed
to kin. Today. though. you are dress
ed to be killed"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10

She would not condemn him unheard,
but at the same time she let him see
that her knowledge Of Fran would not
help his case. It did not surprise
Mrs. Gregory that Grace had known
of the strange presence; the secretary
knew of events before the rest of the
family.
Gregory continued. delicately pick
ing his way: But the child asked to
see me alone, because she had a spe-
cial message-a-yes, a message to
deliver to me. So asked Miss Grace
to leave US for half an hour. Then /
heard the girls story. while Miss
Grace waited upstairs"
WELL" Simon Jefferson interposed
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10
Fair Warning,

A golfer at the Haworth club. in the
jolly little suburban village of that
name. got on one of those beautiful
grass-clipping drives. the sort that
start low and bend upward as they fly.
But unfortunately 1t struck a man on
the head; and the golfer hurried up
with terror in his heart
Who done that?" asked the
stricken man gruffiy. turning toward
the golfer
Il am very sorry" said the golfer
Il didn't see You. am very sorry"
"Youse people want to be careful. !"
said the man You'll be hurting
somebody frst thing you know"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10

the absence of any secretion, for even
after very prolonged fits of coughing
there is rarely anything noticeable
except a little saliva. Patients may
sometimes succeed in checking the
cough. but not for long. and az
rule in such cases the next At Of
coughing is all the more severe.
The nervous cough Is particularly
frequent between the ages Of twelve
and seventeen. It then often as
sumes the character of a barking
cough. 1t is unattended by any seri-
GUS danger, and does not induce any
emphysema- Change of climate ap-
pears to have most effect upon It
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10
Just Like a Husband.

my husband is one Of the most
stubborn men in the world"
He can't be any more stubborn
than mine"
20, yes, I'm sure he must be. Yet
terday l had an engagement to meet
him at three o'clock"
"Yes?"
We'll, 1t was nearly 4:3O when !
got there, and he won't admit yet
that the rest he got while he vas
waiting did him any good.-Chicago
Record Herald.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10

clean the streets Of their town with
exemplary diligence, acting as public
scavengers or sanitary officers. And
they have their reward. for. unlike the
been drones, they live their allotted
life In peace and quietness until win
ter involves both them and their
maiden sister in one common cata-
clysm Of death and destruction.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10
English Averse to Chance.

There Is nothing more amusing in
all the quaint and curious customs of
the English house of commons than
the strange ceremony which marks the
termination Of each session.
The moment the house is adjourned,
loud-voiced messengers and policemen
cry out in the Hobbies and corridors:
Who goes homer"
These mysterious words have sound
ed night after night for centuries
through the hall Of parliamepI
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-10-10

The custom dates from time when
it was necessary for members to go
home in parties. accompanied by men
carrying links or torches for common
protection against the foodpads who
infested the streets of London But
though that danger has long since
passed away, the question who goes
homer" is still asked. night after night,
during the session Of parliament
No reply is given. and none is ex-
pected.