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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-08-08

The governor Of South Dakota set
aside September 10th, /, the day for
selecting seed corn The seed should
be picked early and putaway IN dry
place that It will thoroughly dry be-
fore cold weather 1 should be pick
ed before the first frost Properly Sc
lected seed corn shows 9p wonderfully.
we'll the following season iii the field.
Too much time cannot be given to
the selection Of d few bushels OF we'll
matured .eel corn L viii mean the
difference between d matured and un-
matnred crop the following season.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-08-08
Assessed Properties
Some Of the Items on Which the
Assessors Have Made Up Valua-
tiOn of S25,764.O12 in
the County.

Following are the principal
items to be placed on the tax
books for assessment this year,
as turned over to the auditor by
the equalizing board. The three
items "Moneys other than of
banks, "Credits other than of
banks,' and "Credits of banks,
other than bank stocks, consist
of moneys that have heretofore
been left off the tax roll to a large
extent, but have been secured
for assessment by special effort
this year. Following are num-
bers, total value and average val
ueS:
Agricultural land 42,O52. 36l,
acres value S20,920, s3s; average
per acre S49.74
Town lots and structures,
3,59o, ST, So, 202.
Horses under 3 years and over
6 months, 2.097, Sl39,0es; aver
age value, 66.32.
Horses, 3 years and over, 1851:
total value $500, O,O64: average val
ue SlO7.9o.
Stations 81; total value Sl9,350:
average 1899 A.
Cattle, 6 mo. to , yrs. old, 1925,
SS1, $40; average Sl6.o2.
Cows. Yrs old and over, 6662;
$500. los: average S45.
All other cattle 90, SIS, ,43i;
1892.
Mules and asses 1335, Sl4,o55;
S103.74.
Sheep 1912, Sl0Oo; average So. -
Hogs 4354, S36,904; aver. ST.. ~
Wagons and carriages, 343~:
Ss1 ,291; average s23.5l.
Automobiles, 2lo, so99o: aver.
s4l2 -
Melodeons and organs, 341;
s6O.O9l; average II o6
Pianos, 3Q7, s47.Q-5; average
Sis 60.
Household furniture-eXemp-
tions So S.; valuation sl6l, 500.
Agricultural implements. slbf-
AS.
Diamonds and iewelrr, s7733aS
Goods and merchandise s35 4...56
Manufacturing tools, sl60. o44.
Bank stock shares sI53, 81
Credit, Of banks other than
1,,,1< .f2.l- 4a9 -1A
Moneys, other than Of banks,
So 80
Credits other than Of banks.
So. 343
Gram elevator, and warehous-
es. S97. .00.
The total valuation as left by
tie county equalizin9 board toots
up to 50. 16i,Ol-2,.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-08-08

Ortonville Journal: Mrs. AL.
Ostlind went to Milbank Wednes.
day afternoon for short visit
Miss LIBBY Moore of Milbank
visited at the O. E. Bouphton
home last week.
Summit Signal: Engineer
Fox, of Milbank, who for wears
has been on the local freight is
now doing duty on the hill. Mr.,
Fox informs US that he will move
his family to this city.
Summit Independent: Robt. Hensil
has traded his Grand Central Hotel
property for the Marvin butcher shon
an automobile, some horses and nnm.
erous other accessories. Tom Olson
will continue to run the Grand Central
Big Stone Headlight: Geo.
Keller has sold his farm. the old
Wollschlager place to Charles
Cawalty for $65 an, acre Mr.
Keller will remain on the place
until spring but then expects to
move down to Rosn where he has
9 farm in view. Miss Mary
Movlns, Of Ligder wood, who was
one Of the earliest residents OF
this vicinity, and Miss Schnack e's
predecessor as pos tmaster, spent
9 week with friends here. On
Friday evening Mas Schnacko
entertained . few Of her old -tiaDo
friends II her honor.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-08-08
Card Of Thanks

We desire to express our earn
est thanks to the friends and
neighbors whose kindly services
and sympathy were SO freely be
slowed upon US during the illness
and at the decease of our husband
and father, Benjamin Buri.
Mrs. Benjamin Burr,
and fam il y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-08-08
Kicked by Broncho

Jacob Bear while helping in
the harvesting last week, brushed
up too close to one of the bronch.
oes, who struck out at him with
one OF his hind feet, hitting him
IN the body and breaking two of
his ribs. The accident will Law
hlm up for several weeks.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-08-08

Mrs. Tlce went to Minneap oils
Tuesday to meet little thirteen
old neice who had travelled from
Montana alone, and who is max.
ing q visit to Milbank. The
young lady's home is in FL Reno
Oklahoma.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-08-08
25 Cent supper

The ladies' aid of the Methodist
church will serve fine 25 cent
supper IN the basement of the
church on Thursday, August IA,
from $50 on Everyone is invit-
ed to come and partake of feast
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-08-08
AUCTION SALE

Leo Ebert, who lives about
thirteen miles southeast Of Mil
bank is advertising an auction
sale Of horses, COWS and farm
machinery at his farm on Thurs.
day, the 18th day of September.
The sale to commence at noon.
Mr.. Ebert informs Us that he has
made arrangements to move into
Big Stone City, where he has
purchased some city property.
Watch large bills and the Herald :
Advance for further notices and
an opportunity to purchase some
fine horses, new mich COWS. and
some tine spring pigs
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-08-08

J. N. Stafford is assisting in
the county treasurer's Office
during the absence of Edward
Lindahl, who has gone to help in
the harvest field at home.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
KAN PLAYERS TO
TACKLE alumni

The kamehameha players will make
their last appearance in their foot
Lall toys tomorrow afternoon at 4
o'clock on the home grounds in their
annual game against the picked alum
nj efeven. The school boys are con-
fident that they will not have much
trouble in defeating their, older broth
ers, figuring on experience and physia
cal condition of their eleven. On the
other hand the alumni members have
been working hard of late and believe
they have an even chance of holding
their opponents down to a tight score.
With kaleialii at quarter and a strong
line the school team will need to
work hard.
There is a great deal of interest
ADeing Shown in the game and no
doubt a big crowd Will be on hand
to witness it, Inc alumni team will
end it's work preparing for the game
this afternoon.
The school lineup will be the same
that defeated Punahou yesterday.
The alumni eleven will take the
tcld as follows:
J. Bal r. e., Paul Mahuu r Il j.
Pauelua r. g., Lujan c., Smith |. t., E.
Akiona |. G., w. Apan r. e., kaleialif
q. b., A. MCGOWAN, |. h. b., J. Kauhi,
r. Lono f. b.. H. Godfrey (captainl
:. h. b. Subs, w. Opunuui, J. Hobbs,
Wahilani. E. Noah, S. Hussey.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
JUDICIARIES WIN FAST
GAME FROM THE CAPITALS

Before a distinguished gathering Of
officials, representing all branches and
departments Of the territorial govern
ment, the baseball team of the Judi.
ciary department took the measure Of
the capitol team yesterday morning
at Moiliili field, score 2 to /.
1t was a rafting good game, much
better than the average inter-depart.
mental affair, and the result might
have been different had the losers
used better Judgment on bases, as
they corralled twice the number Of
hits garnered by their opponents.
Hits and runs by innings:
Capitol: Runs q Q o u . o -
Basehits l. . = ! q 10
Judiciary: Runs 1 . o q o q = >
Basehits J. o q Q I = )
Batteries: Clark and Fannatta for
Captols; II. Williams and Xavier for
Judiclaries.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
COAST Tennis
STARsHAY
LOCALS TODAY

William Johnston and Ella Fottrell
! the two young San Francisco tenni:
cracks, who are only a shade below
! Mclaughlin in class, were scheduled
| to arrive here on the China early this
afternoon. and to play on the Pacific
courts at $50. The pair are anxious
TO stretch their sea legs on the
courts, and two exhibition matches
have been arranged. In the first A
l. Castle and A. J. Lowrey will &C
against the visitors, and. later in the
afternoon w. P. Roth and r. A Cooke
Hawaiian doubles champions, will
play the Invaders, In case of rain to-
day the matches will be played al
Beretania at $3.50 tomorrow morning
Johnston and Fottren are bound
for Manila to play in the carnival
event there, and it is believed that
arrangements can be made to have
them stop over here on the way back
and take part in matches to be run
OF in connection with the mid Pacific
carnival.
E. S. Gee, formerly of this city and
chief tennis booster Of Manila, is
anxious to have the coast cracks stop
of here, and not knowing that the
matter had already been taken up al
this end of the line, writes the sport,
ing editor of the Star Bulletin under
date of November as follows:
Il am writing to advise you that
Johnston ant Fottrell, the two Ameri,
can crack players who are coming To
Manila to participate in the tourna,
ntent for tho championship of the
Orient, will come through Honolulu
on the S. s. China. am doing this
so that some of the Honolulu players
can arrange q game with them liz they
so desire, in case he boat stops long
enough. would suggest that some
Of the players meet the boys at the
boat and arrange for the game.
have written to Johnston and Fottrell
suggesting that it would be thorough
ly appreciated by all tennis enthusi-
asts IN Honolulu If they could play
some of the local experts when they
come through. Roth, Bockus, Castle
or some of the other players would
probably take this up if this letter
reaches you in time. -
Sincerely, Fs.
"E. s. GEE"
Entries for the Manila tournament,
according to a list enclosed by Gee,
include VIM. johnson and Ella Fot-
trell of San Francisco, H. A. Parker
and partner from Australia, F. Y. Per
kins and Major Day from Singapore.
four Japanese players from Keio uni,
versity, Toxic; four officers of the
Royal Artillery British ARMY, from
Hongkong and Shanghai, officers OF
army and navy, and civilian players
from the Philippines. 80.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
CORNELL BLANKS
QUAKER eleven

!. PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Nov. Is
Cornell's victory over the University
of Pennsylvania in their annual grid
iron battle is one of the sensations of
the season, the Ithacans playing the
hest and most consistent football
they have shown this season and
winning by the unexpectedly large
score of 81 to 0. ennsylvania's fast
hacks were unable to get past the
defense built up by DIR. Sharpe.
The result of the other Thanksgiv-
ing day games were:
At Cincinnati-Miami, 10; Cinein-
natl University, Z.
At Cleveland-Western Reserve. II;
Case, 6. &.
At Pittsburgh-University of Pitts
burgh, 7; Pennsylvania State, 6.
At Easton, Pennsylvania - Lafay.
cite, T. Dickinson, 0.
At Washington, D. C. - George
town, 16; Holy Cross, 7.
At Washington, Pennsylvania
Washington and Jefferson, 50; Buck
nell, 0.
Milwaukee - st. Thomas, 3; Mar
Guette, o.
At ST. Louis - Syracuse, "A; ST.
Louis, q.
At Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Gcttys-
burg, 7; Franklin and Marshall. 40.
At Richmond, Virginia - Virginia,
26; North Carolina, 7.
At Rochester, New YOrk-Roches-
ter, "a; Dennison, 0.
At Chattanooga - University of
Chattanooga, 50; Georgetown, Ken
lucky, y.
At Lexington, acknowledgements
State University, 6; University Of
Tennessee. 10.
At Kansas City-HaskelI Indians,
SO; Christian Brothers, ~.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
HACEMCkN LASTQUARTER
Wins final CONTEST FOR CADETS
Captain Manoha Boots the Leather and Kaehameha Shuts
Out Punahou by Score of 3 to 0-Both Teams Evenly
Matched and Every Man lays Star Contest-Punts and
Passes Are Features Thro ughout - CoIIegans Cham
pionS of Season

where it lay when time was called FOR
the first half
From the third quarter until the
close Of the contest Kamehameha
played slightly better ball than did
Punahou, rom the fact that she came
into the game at that stage with sew
eral fresh men on her line. The
third quarter was nard-fought. how
+ ever, but the ball was kept close to
the center of the field at the start.
Several we'll executed forward passes
gained considerable ground for Ka-
mehameha. On one occasion Punahou
worked the ball we'll into the cadets
territory and Quintal attempted to
score through a place kick, but the
ball fell to one side The quarter
ended with the ball in possession of
Punahou on her 40-yard line. The last
quarter started off with bang. Pun
ahou got to the Kamehameha's 30
yard line through a long end run by
1nman, but on account of the fact that
she failed to have seven men on the
scrimmage when the ball was put into
play, was forced to go back and take
a ffve-yard penalty. Quintal punted,
and Napifaa took the ball on the ca
diets 45-yard line. A punting contest
followed this, and finally Correa took
the ball to Punahou's 3O-yard line.
Through Napihaa and Correa, the ball
was advanced to the 15-yard line and
then to the 10. and after three downs,
Captain Manoha stepped back and
booted the leather between the up
rights from an emplacement, making
the score to o in favor of Kane
hameha. Fast playing followed this.
but neither team could move the ball
from the center of the field. and time
was called with the leather in Kane
hameha's possession.
The line-ups:
Kams. Punahou.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
SWIMMERS COMING

A special series of swimming trials
will be held early in January to select
the San Francisco team which is to
go to Honolulu to compete in the mid
Pacific championship. The selection
of the Pacific Coast teams is in the
hands of Al Coney of the Olympic
Club, who will manage the team.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
Chinese Trim
AI!-HAWAIlANS
RATHER EASILY
Record Breaking Crowd Sees
One Sided Game at Athletic
Park-Chinese Bat in
Their Victory
An-Chinese 6, All-Hawaiians l

All-Chinese 6, AllHawaiians /.
The biggest crowd that has gath
cred az Athletic Park this year saw
the Chinese trim the travelling All Ha
waiians to the above tune yesterday
The game was too one-sided TO be
very exciting, but there were flashes
OF brilliant fielding that gave the
fans run for their money. San
Hops henchmen had their battinf
clothes on, and the five hits collected
off Bill Williams delivery during his
four innings in the box, were made
70 count. Alex Desha, who went tc
the rescue in the fourth, allowed
three hits, and three runs came
across during his term OF office, two
OF these In the fourth, when he went
IN with the bases full, and then had
TWO rank errors made behind him
TINT let men across the rubber.
The game started a few minutes
ahead OF the advertised hour, with
the Ale Hawailans first up. w. Desha
opened with nice single and went
down the line of Chillingwortt's sac.
rifice. Bushnell was out. third 10
first, and couple of errors by Rob-
inson and Lai Tin, that came in a
aow, let the run across. Franco was
caught at the plate, ending the in.
ming with first blood for the Hawai-.
.sps.
En- she came mn first for the Chi.
nese and worked WIIIiams for .
PASS. Ha stole second uaTt 10 tbfrd
IN ! nassed baiI ard scorod a. IN
Ava,,s hit "a Iaff The naxt two
man We're ont INT Kan Ven singled
scoring Avan from second and ! mo.
1nenf later waa bineaIf cappbt off
third -
mere was no more scoring until
tbe gfonrth wher ! .b,t ! s y
s,,,d two ,,ara bits IN .,,ceessior nut
man across 'ana iaft twa On A.
this noint Can't mi. n ss r,.vad
vV1Iiirne r. .fbe ehancl, ara heclnred
1,rnther Aier ~ the hay Rohinsnn
.fhe npxf n,an mn wn,,id have hean
f.,,t ~ f5,st hsd, I,+eser shaei, ab,o tn
hang onto tho - bar Int ne dronnad II
md ntsha WAS hessIv fit the hole with
The h5ps fnl1 and on1y one gone
ping KONG hunted rewards first ana
Desha rlishfng n. tossed the baIl ia
Kick IN lnIenty al zine to pet Mark.
ham. Kick f,,mbled the toss and.
TIE man was SAFE. En- Sue also hunt.
I'D, but the throw 40 the plate wasn't,
o,lick enough - catch Albert .Akana.
who came across with the third run
Of the frame. The next two men
were easy outs.
The last run of the game came In
the sixth. with two out Ayau got
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
SHAMROCK " COMMENTED

In the presence of Sir Thomas Lip
ton and few friends, the S-ton lead
on keel OF the Shamrock ". which
will race for the Americas cup, was
laid on Wednesday at the ship-build-
ing yards of Charles Nicholson. the
designer Of the yacht, in GOsport,
England.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
CLABBY SLAUGHTERS
HIS RING OPPONENT
TBy Latest MALL

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 28.-Jim-
my Clabby defeated Soldier Frank
Logan easily at Coffroth's Daily City
arena yesterday afternoon, the ref
cree stopping the fight in the eight
eenth round.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

Captain Bill Inman held down his
side of the line like a tiger and it was
seldom that play could be seen go
ing past his tackle
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

Slated for Franco in ninth.
Summary.
Innings pitched, by Williams Is,
by Desha %. First base on balls.
off Robinson /, off Williams off
Desha 2. Struck out by Robinson s,
by Williams l, by Desha 8. SaCri-
fee hits, Kan Yen ?, Chillingwortk.
Bushnell. Passed balls, Markham /.
Kick 2. Umpires, J. Williams and
Motley. d..
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

Mexico's refusal to listen to Amer
lean music is altogether satisfactory.
as we've scarcely begun to tune up
Set.-Washington Post.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
: = :: :: = !. . y an q ma aai
FAST ENGINEER TEAM 8
PLAYS TONNES NEXT

: What 3f!mnses to be one q 2
: the bes' F,;nres of an unusually 2
!: brilliant football season on Oahu =
Is scheduled for tomorrow after ;;
: noon a. O'clock on Alexander 3;
: Field, when the fast team OF I 2
: company. third battalion Of engf ::
!: ncerS, will go against the Town q
: team =
; Under the coaching Of Lieu .;
tenant Besson and Bernstein, .;
: captain OF the team. the engi- .;
neers have turned out a eracksa- :;
jack eleven. aad il Is believed q
: that "Scotty" Schuman.s aggre- :;
cation Of stars will have their 8;
: work cut out to hold the soldiers. =
There is a lot Of interest In the .
game, and big attendance ID .;
expected. s-z4s.s, q
:. :: :: :: ): :: = . -: . . . q q
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

MCGOWAN played we'll at center for
the cadets and his passing was good
throughout the game.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

Staff Austin is another man on
the o. c. team that is in class by
himself. He is the surest and hard
est tackler on the Oahuans' squad
and yesterday he figured in the
breaking up of many plays
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

speak of the long gains he makes
around the ends.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
BASEBALL!
A T n L ETI c p A r X

SUNDAY. NOV. 80.
100 p. m.
PAWAA VS.. C. A. u.
800 p. m.
HAWAII VS.. p. A. C.
Reserved seats ON sale in Sporting
Goods Department, e. o. HALL q
SON, LTD.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

Officials: Referee, Lieut. Besson;
umpire, Will Patty; head linesman, Joe
Kamakau; assistants, Ernest Gay and
Lincoln Achiu; timekeepers, c. F.
SchmutZler and A. E. Larimer.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28
Punts and Passes

The weather could not have been
better for the game.
Oahu College lost a game to an.
other school yesterday for the first
time in four or five years.
The Kan line held and Manoha
kicked the winning goal
The first game between these two
teams resulted in a walk-oyer for the
PunahOu team, the next game the
score was to in favor of Oahu.
and the last game resulted in a score
or 3 to 0 in favor Of the Kan team.
There has not been a team in the
series this year that has improved as
the Kan team has.
To Coach Brewer goes the honor
of turning out the only team of the
interscnolastic series of this season
that has been able to defeat Puma
hou. He took the cadets in hand
when they did not know the first
thing about football and developed
them into a strong and fast team.
In all lines the kamehameha squad
Cutweighed their opponents. Their
line was much heavier and their
backs proved to be fast as we'll as
heavy.
The left side of the Oahu line was
like a stone, wall to the kamehameha
team and there was hardly a time
when they got past Captain Bill in
man.
Manoha worked pla" after play
through the right side OF the O. &.
line.
George Manoha as captain of the
kamekaneha team played a stellar
same for four full periods.
Lamau proved to be a tower of
strength on the defense for the ca.
Uets, doing some very fine work a
his place at guard.
Oahu College has in Harry Baldwin
che of the best half-backs that has
ever attended the school. When he
does not make at least a yard, not to
carries the ball II IS seldom that he
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28


round the He able position
he
The Carlisle a
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

The first game between these two
teams resulted in a walk-over for the
Punahou team, the next game the
score was to in favor of Oahu.
and the last game resulted in a score
OF to in favor of the Kan team.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

There has not been a team in the
series this year that has improved as
the Kan team has
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

STAR.BuH.LETIN GIVES YOU
TODAY,S NEWS TODAY.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

The Kan line held and Manoha
kicked the winning goal.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

Oahu College lost a game to an
other school yesterday for the first
time in four or five years.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-28

The weather could not have been
better for the game.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10
Stolen Fruit Not Sweeter.

A benevolent old man invited a
number Of small boys from the slums
to spend a day at his beautiful old
world country home, and among the
many good things which he provided
for them was a bountiful and won
droUs feast Of strawberries and
cream
AS the day drew to a close, wish
ing to impress the lads with lesson,
their benefactor asked:
Now, suppose, instead OF being in
vited here TO eat my strawberries,
you had come and helped yourself
when nobody was looking, would you
have enjoyed the fruit so much?"
NO sir"
"Ahi And why not?" asked the
old gentleman, inspired with a new
faith in young Britain's honesty.
Cause, sir" came the sad but
prompt reply, I'VE wouldn't ave 'ad
no cream with 'em!"