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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18
When To Shoot \ Critic.

At a supper party ~ the Garrics
club I'm London some years ago II the.
atricll manager wound up Il humorous
speech by declaring his conviction that
II would be to the advantage of tn
drama If u muster We're made of n.
the theatrical critics md they were
shot otfhand Joseph Enight. the crit
ic. called upon - reply 10 this playful
structure. rose AMI in his richest tone,
spoke MS follows:
Gentlemen. ! have not the faintest
objection, understand me. ~ the course
proposed bv Mr.. y. provided that IN
mercy we are shot before hrilg inv,tel
to witness such entertainments rs err
dear friend has recently iroduccd NJ
his thcatcr
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

come from agricultural districts OF
Europe possessing the greatest charm
10 the lovers OF nature; IL is the city
and its suburbs that halt SO many
thousands through urban attractions
but not in the cities is there the
slightest indication of surplus Of
laborers. but on the contrary there
is work 10 do Tor every pair of willing
arms and hands that can undertake II.
The British isles are now being
drained not Of surplus labor, for none
of that is now in evidence. but OF the
very finest OF its youth OF both sexes
seeking homes either in the colonies,
the Dominion or the United States
Italy keeps up her quota each year;
Greece sends greater numbers with
each passing season. while Austria is
now seeking by law and military order
TO cheek the outflowing population
that is eager To- reach our shores.
Norway, sweden and Denmark have
long since made their high records ami
wc cannot expect AGAIN the great
thar landed here from those
countries i'm past decades.
GERMANY is alive with business and
there is not there the former pressure !
Co escape from ike IN "a country with |
few opportunities The kaiscrs politics
have multiplied opportunities for his
and reduced the number OF !
those Who desired To leave their native
land
Russia Turkey i'm Asia. the Balkan
states. Italy and Greece from these
viii continue TO come a steady stream
Ut Immigrants for many years and
he United states vii. have plenty Tor
hem aI To do if they would but choose
10 cultivate the soil
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18
AasoRRLMe IMMIGRANTS

TH. rnousauas OF immigrsnts who
arc landing each month at our ports
are SO quickly absorbed 800 The active
lite Of the country that their arrival
does not seem to hay" Tho slightest
effect upou tho demand for labor.
Not m Sew England tho AtIantie
states. nor u The west. whore the
hired man" on The farm In past years
WIS fixture 10 Doe found ON cvcrv
tract above 10 acres in area can there
De- noticed applications for such posi-
lions now and the result is that farm
ors. i'm many instances. are ovcrwork-
ed through the great difficulty Of Sc
curing tho needed help
TO every part of the country go the
newcomers but the majority are to be
classed =. city dwellers, even If they
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18
Got In the Wrong Room.

In Charles Dickens and Music" it Is
related that Jenny Lind was leaving
German town one morning, having
created n Juror the previous even
Ing. when n band of students stopped
her carriage and rushed ii back To
the Inn, demanding 10 be shown Ia her
bedroom. There they tore M the
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18
A Hint to the Wise.

Madeline-DOut come up TO the
house tonight. Harold. Harold Why
not. dear? Madeline-Pa had puuc-
ture. cracked cylinder and n hen: steer
ing wheel today, aud I'm afraid he'll
wreak his vengeance on you.-Kansas
City Star.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18
Very Dcmoeratie.

rs she the right sort To bc con-
gregsman's wfey"
us she? Why she's even more
democratic than he is. She even goes
so far as 10 call socially on the wives
OF some nf her husbands csnstitu-
ents."-St Louis Republic.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

when President Wilson goes a-Golr-
ing on the links of the Washington
Country club. in Virginia. he gets there
usually a few minutes after o'clock
in the afternoon and leaves at $3.50
o'clock on his return trip To the
White House, with his goltng part
ner, DR. Cary Grayson. In driving.
the president invariably uses what is
known in golf us the short stroke. 3"
in that he does not swing the club
over his shoulder and come around
with fast swing. which gathers mo-
mentum each inch it travels. The
swing in the short stroke is rarely
over three feet, but invariably the
president gets lots of steam behind it,.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

Clinton Scollard poet and writer. SO
Years old today.
Sir George W. Ross. member Of the
Senate of Canada, - years old today.
Dr Henry Churchill King. president
of phcrIin college, 5s years old today.
Gilbert NJ. Hitchcock, United States
Senator from Nebraska, 81 years old
today
John j. Bates former governor of
Massachusetts. - years old today.
William g. Brantey. representative
iu Congress of the Eleventh district
OF Georgia, SO years old today.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18
Letting Him Out.

"would you marry man who has
the reputation of being Got more than
half witted?'
mo. but I'll be sister to yoa."-
Houston Post
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18
SEEN AND HEARD
IN WASHINGTON.
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the poultry and egg cars in central
and southwest Missouri and northern
Arkansas have so efficiently taught
farmers how to raise more and better
poultry and been SO gratifying in
other desirable results that it is pro
tions during October and November
and neyt year.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

The House committee on the judi
ciary has before il a bin introduced
10y Rep. Thomson, of Illinois. which
specifies that the Congress shall as
semble at least once in every year.
ana such meeting shall be- in the first
Monday in December in each year i'm
which members of the House of Rep
rescntatiNcs are chosen, and on the
year" This extended session i'm the
dog DAYS has disgruntled many rep
resentativcs." in addition TO many dis
sruntlod lllinoisans.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

SAGlNAW-rhc new Arthur I'm
trade school given To the city by the
late Arthur Hill has been thrown
open FOR enrolment of students. This
is one of the finest schools in the state.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

Southerners declare that the great
est gathering ever held 10y the women
Of the Sunny South will occur on Oct.
q TO %, at the NTH annual meeting
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

Through the generosity Of George
kleine. the various orphan asylums
OF Cleveland poured their thousands
OF homeless waits into the B r. Keith
Hippodrome one day last week to
see QUO Vadis." 49,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

Wei. II seems Gov. Sulzer did spec
uIare after aH Worse than that hc
seems Jo Hat, been ou the wrong side
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

Women of a local
church served meals To employees a
were no services scheduled at the
church in the absence OF a pastor.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

GLADWIN-ISracl Collins. an In
nian, charged with horse stealing, has
escaped from the jail here.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

STANDlSiI Fired l.. Twining. of
Twining, this county. after whom the
postotllcc was named. has resigned as
postmaster and an examination will be
held oct II at Twining for II new
postmaster.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

SAGlNAW-Joscph Sampson. who
shot his wife ana l0-year-old son on
farm near Chesaning, Friday. has
been arrested.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

BENTON HARBOR The steamer
Frank Woods picked up a dccomposed
body OF man in the lake that has not
been identified.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

HllLSDALE-Spo combus-
tion caused fire that destroyed barns
owned by u. W. Mead, near here, to-
ecthcr with crops OF hay aud grain
and several farm implements
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

of the Southern Commercial congress
at Mobile, Ala. The Womans auxiliary
OF tho congress viii hold its conven'
tion at the same time. President VIII
son is TO speak at the convention and
Mrs Wilson is to accompany him.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

BENTON HARBOR-A 100000 ho-
tel and bathhouse will be erected here
by Sir James Winton OF the British
secret service
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

Washington'g public school board
has notified the city's si5.O00 pupils
school on Monday unless provided
with vaccination certificate
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

cry costing S50,OOe is nearing compile
ton.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

HILL. SDALE-Whilc doing dip
OF death" MotorcSclst Hunter, of
Cleveland. was seriously injured here
when thrown from the motordrome.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

lllLLSDALE-Mr. and Mrs Il. /
Clark celebrated their golden wcddin
anniversary near here.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

The Senate committee ON privileges
and elections is almost hopclessly di-
Nided over the right of Congressman
CLAYTON OF Alabama. In seat i'm the
Senate through appointment 10y Gov
ernor O'Neal. oscar Underwood ex-
later
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18
State Notes

DOWAGLAG-A. r. Pitcher, farm
cr, fell down ladder and was uncon-
seiuds on the ground for hours before
found 10y his wife
HILI.SDALE-Mr. and Mrs. Il. d.
Clark celebrated their golden wedding
anniversary near here.
HLI.SDALE-Whilc doing dip
OF death" Motorcyclst Hunter, of
Cleveland. was seriously injured here
when thrown from the motordrome.
Hll.lSDALF--A new milk Cundens-
cry costing s50OOe is nearing compile
ton.
Observation-Disclosures combus-
tion caused a fire that destroyed barns
owned by u. w, Mead, near here to-
gcthcr with crops of hay aud grain
and several farm implements.
BENTON HARBOR-A $500. 900 ho-
by Sir James Winton OF the British
secret service
BENTON HARBOR The steamer
Frank Woods picked up a dccomposed
body OF a man in the lake that has not
been identified.
Women of local
church served meals to employees a
tn" fair grounds on sunday There
We're no services scheduled at the
church in the absence OF pastor.
GLADWIN-Isracl Collins. an In
nian, charged with horse stealing. has
escaped from the jail here.
SAGINAW-Thc new Arthur Hill
trade school given To the city by the
late Arthur Hill has been thrown
open for enrolment of students. This
IS one of the finest schools in the state.
SAGlNAW-Joscph Sampson. who
shot his wife ana 10-year- old son on
a farm near Chesaning, Friday, has
been arrested.
STANDlSiI--t'rcd l.. Twinug. Of
Twining, this county. after whom the
postotilcc was named has resigned as
postmaster and an examination will be
held oct. II at Twining for new
postmaster.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

The lunchroom proprictors, in
the vicinity of the hig postotlice de-
partment building are having various
compton fits over Postmaster
General Burlcson's idea of the postal
employees installing cooperative
lunchroom in that structure, where
they may buy their food at cost.
1t is stated semi officially that many
OF the largest firms in Germany, part
of whose trade is devoted to exports,
have declared against exhibiting at the
Panama Pacific exposition because Of
the present tariff policy of the United
States"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-18

DOWAGLAG-A. r. Pitcher, a farm
CT, fell down "A ladder and was uncon-
sciuds on the ground for hours before
found 10y his wife
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
PHONE COMPANY WINS CASE
Suit for $1s,7oo Involved Right to Re
 quire Advance Payments.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
 Little Rock.--A case involving the right of telephone company to re quire subscribers to pay three months rent in advance and sign years con tract, was decided in the United States District court here when Judge Trieber instructed a jury to find for the de fendant in suit for $1S,700 damages brought by Wm. c. Mcguire of Arka. delphia against the Southwestern Telegraph and Telephone Company Mcguire alleged discrimination and asked for the infliction of penalty of $f00 day for the period covered by the company's refusal to give him tele- phone service
 Judge Trieber stated that a case in- volying the constitutionality of the Arkansas law fixing penalty of $100 per day against a telephone company for each day customer is deprived of the use of the telephone service is pending in the United States Supreme Court. The statute provides, however he pointed out, that the person request ing the telephone connection must comply with the reasonable requests of the company
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
INDIGESTION, GAS
 0R BAD STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends all Stomach misery in five
 minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back taste good, but work badly; ferment into stubborn Jumps and cause sick. sour, gassy stomach? Now, MT. or Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's Diapepsin digests everything, leaving nothing to sour and upset you. There never was anything so safely quick, so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach is disordered you will get happy relief in five minutes, but what pleases you most is that it strengthens and regulates your stom- ach so you can eat your favorite foods without fear.
 You feel different as soon as 'pape's Diapepsin" comes in contact with the stomaeh-distress just vanishes-your stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch- ing, no eructations of undigested food
 Go now, make the best investment you ever made, by getting large fifty cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any store. You realize in five minutes how needless it is to suffer from indiges- tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
ASK FOR PEACE MEMORIAL
Arkansas Confederate Veterans Favor
 Monument on Gettysburg Field.
Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Onion News Service.
 Little Rock.-Ih he Arkansas division. .;nited Confederate Veterans, at it's annual convention in Little Rock, went on record as being in favor of the cree tion on the battlefield of Gettysburg of a fitting monument to perpetuate the memory of the recent reunion of the veterans of the Confectionery and the Union held On the battlefield.
 The veterans declared that the re- union presented to the world an unpre. cedented spectacle of the contestan s in a long, bitter and bloody war, within 50 years of its close, coming together in peace and brotherhood and united in harmony for the happiness of them selves and the prosperity of their com- mon country. It was declared that the government should erect a suitable memorial to commemorate this impress sive event
 The convention also adopted reso- lution expressing the gratitude of the Arkansas veterans to Col. w. H. Kama. uss, a Union veteran, for his care of the graves of 2,260 Confederates who died at Camp Weaver prison, Ohio.
 A committee was appointed to in vestigate conditions in the Confederate Home. It was stated that this was routine action and not caused by any complaints as to conditions in the home.
 Gen. James R. Gibbons of Bauxite, was elected commander of the Ark ansas division and the following were elected commanders of the four brig ades: Gen. J. W. Killough, first brig ade; Gen. Benjamin Holmes, second brigade; Gen. Geo, w. Bruce, third brigade; Gen. F. T. Shepherd, fourth brigade
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
 TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up Mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
 Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded. streaked or gray; also ends dandruff. itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make it at home, which is mussy and troublesome. Nowadays. by asking at any store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy, you will get a large bottle of this famous old recipe for about 50 cents.
 Don't stay grayi Try it! No one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at time; by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap- plication or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
POSTMASTER GOES TO PRISON
Former MorreIl Official Admits Elm
 bezzling Postal Funds.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
 Little Rock.-Alonzo F. Roberts, former postmaster at Morrell, and Clyde A, Massey, a former clerk in the Morrell postoffice, were indicted by the federal grand jury on charges of embedding postal funds while in the governments employ.
 The charge against former Postmas- ter Roberts was that he was $1,129.66 short in his accounts. The clerk was charged with embedding money order funds on five different occasions.
 Both men pleaded guilty and were sentenced by Judge Jacob Trieber to serve two years each in the federal prison in Atlanta. Civil judgments for the amounts of the embezzlement were also directed against the two de fendants.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
FALLING HAIR MEANS
 DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hair! Get a 25 Cent Bottle of panderine Right Now-Also
 Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy sair is mute evidence of neglected scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
 There is nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair of it's luster. it's strength ana It's very life; eventually producing feyerish- ness and itching of the scalp, which if not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink, loosen and die-then the hair falls out fast. A little Danderine tontght-now-an time-Will surely save your hair.
 Get 9 cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any store, and after the first application your hair will take on that life, luster and luxuriance which is so beautiful. It will become wavy and fluffy and have the appear. ance of abundance; an incomparable gloss and softness, but what will please you most will be after just a few weeks use, when you will actual ly see lot of fine, downy hair-new hair-growing all over the scalp. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
INVESTIGATE WATER SUPPLY
Court Appoints Engineer to investigate Charges Made by Little Rock.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 Little Rock.--In order to secure ex- pert evidence on which to base a de- cision in the suit brought by the city of Little Rock asking for the appoint ment of receiver for the Arkansaw Water Company, which owns the water system of Little Rock, Chancellor Mar tineau has appointed Edward Fad of St. Louis as special master to investi- gate the charges made by the city. Flad is an eminent hydraulic engineer.
 The suit for receivership was brought because of the alleged failure of the company to supply pure and wholesome water as required under its franchise. Chancellor Martineau in- structed the special master to deter mine whether the company had com piled with it's contract with the city and also whether any improvement can be made in the present plant, with a view to improving the quality of the water.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
NEW IMMIGRANT
 STATION BENEFIT
SETTLERS WILL BE BROUGHT TO ARKANSAS THROUGH NEW
 ORLEANS.
ADVANTAGE ALREADY SHOWN
Family Which Arrived on First Ship Comes to Hampstead County to
 Buy Farm.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 Little Rock.-Eyidence has already been given of the benefit which will be obtained by Arkansas from the re cent action of the government in es- tablishing an immigration station in New Orleans and the decision of the German Lloyd Steamship Company to send it's vessels to New Orleans.
 In letter to John H. Page, commits sioner of mines. manufactures and agriculture, S. F. Redfern, immigra- tion agent at New Orleans, says that among the immigrants who arrived at New Orleans on the first boat of the German Lloyd line was family nam ed Burkhardt. MT. Redfern said that this family left New Orleans for Joan, Hampstead county, where they plan ned to purchase a farm and make their home. The family had $10,000 to use for this purpose.
 MT. Page attended the conference of Southern immigration agents and steamship owners in New York early in September when the German Lloyd
  Steampship Company agreed to touch at New Orleans at least once every two weeks with one of its vessels.
 "The necessity for this movement" " said MT. Page, "has arisen because heretofore steamship lines from Flu ropean countries have delivered their passengers through the New York port exclusively, and discharged their immigrants at Ellis Island. That being the case they scattered over the coun- try and would perhaps never hear of Arkansas or any other Southern state for several years. The recent change will be the means of unloading part of the flow of immigration into New Orleans where they will be accessible to this state and more or less to other Southern states"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
STATE SUES SAND COMPANY
Asks Payment for All Material Taken
 From Arkansas River.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
 Little Rock.-Suit asking payment. for all sand and gravel taken from the Arkansas river within the bounda- ries of the state by the Southern Sand and Material Company was filed in the Pulaski Chancery Court by Will liam L.. Moose, attorney general of Arkansas. The suit is based on an act Of the last legislature which declared that the navigable streams in Arkan- sas and the sand and gravel bars of each river are the property of the state.
 Attorney General Moose asks Chan. cellor J. E. Martineau to require the defendant company to bring into court the books of the company, that the state may be informed of the amount of sand and gravel taken from the Ark ansas river since the new law became effective in June of this year. The sand is valued by the state at cents cubic yard and the gravel at cents a cubic yard.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-10-29
Unconduerabje Cat,

There is just one animal man has never conquered, never can conquer. Centuries ago every other beast be- same the slave of man or else fled far from human habitation. One and one only refused to flee or to submit. This only exception to world of servants and of scared enemies is the domestic cat. When some animals be- came mans slaves and others fled from him, the cat did neither. It simply took all the favors and ad- vantages man had to offer, and refused to do one lick of work in exchange Beat dog and he will fawn on you. Beat a cat and it will attack you and then desert you. You cant conquer the cat. You can't make it work