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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
Little Bobbie' $
Pa
By WILLIAM r. KIRK

~ A took me to a barbecue Last Nm.
day. It was the first barbeopa
Il that l had ever went TO. q
amt going aggenn until my stumuiol
gifts bigger. I ate too much & % dH
Pa
Pa toad me that we had to hurry :,
git to the barbecue, beekaus one graf.
trubbel with them affairs was that thar.
was newer enuH to eet to go around
Thare IS always a few glut-tons Gums n
barbecues that eat as much as six mar.
Pa sed. & thay are usually the arE
ones thare. The last barbecue thar 7
went to, sed Pa, got thars a ntta
lait, & all thare was left for me To
eat wen got thArs was a few spoonful.
Of Brunswick stew & four stuffed pere
pers,
walked as fast as cud SO a wm
we got thare we had q lot OF tina
The barbecue hadent started at all,
thare was only about twenty men thar
& one other littel boy besides me. Hh
nsim was Willie Garrison a he VA
thare with his father.
A Big Wager.
Are you going to eet lots? I asked
him.
1 am going to eet almost as much a.
My fathers naiut is George g. he can
eat moar than any man in tbs county.
I bet he can't eat any moar than nv
father, l sed, & bet he can't drink 50
much.
He can eat twice as much as yur
father. sed Willie Wait till you seq
him eat
So went & toald my Pa what Wills
Garrison sed & wen the barbecue bSs-
gan Pa started to eat & Mister Garr4.
son started to eat too. / seen rita
away that Pa wasent in It with Mistss
Garrison, but I knew that Pa wudden.
quit. Wen thsre was nothing left bun
the bones, we counted up.
Pa ate one moar Brunswick stew than
Mister Garrison. but that was beeksus
Willies father didn't like stew az al
& jest ate littel to keep Pa cumpany
Pa Was Silent.
l cuddent git Pa TO say a word On
the way hoam He wuddent talk abor:
anything. I sed It was a nice after
noon. & all he did was TO nod his he'd.
Ma cuddent git him to say word
eether. but 1 guess Ma was kind Of glad
that for onst Pa had calm hoam full OF
thick food. He was sick for three ~
days, but Ma dident SKIOLD him onst
She jest called him her deer old stuffed
goose.
1t makes lot OF differens to wifsa
what thare husbands fill up on
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
Seeking a Husband
BY CONSTANCE CLARKE.

GEN II, DICK. you darling" ! ex
claimed iuvountarily. as my
arms closed around the
American Beauties. and just week
a. go ! had sworn TO give him up for
ever. Then ! saw a tiny note swinging
from one OF the flowers and I bounced
upon II eagerly Go TO the races-how
wonderful I'd love TO, and then ! re-
ruembered the DicR of last week and
heeitated. only for minute, however.
for the thought of the races drove
everything else out Of my head And
20, OF course ! agreed 20 90.
wen" he sa'd IN quite an agreea bic
manner. "of course you're going 10 put
up little something to-day. aren't YOU
] ear give You some pretty good tips, <
YOU Ike"
heststed. partly because I had no
ides how muoh Dick would put down
IS little something. and partly be
cause J Eafod 10 appear ignorant And
then ssid. II don't think { want To-
venture anything, really ] won't enjoy
myself half so much Il / DO"
Nonsense, said Dick. in 3 matter
cf-fact way, 'youn enjoy yourself lot
mora Buck up Peggy. and have a 1T
tie sporting blood TIL teaoh you how
20 weather your m'sSu~trres ike a true
sport some 81 these days Now he cor
ttnued. Il happen TO have had few
inside tips about thts new horse Sultan.
Ead you can safely put up hundred or
MIN Think Of how proud you'u be
when You go home with II doubled pc
We we've late. and by the time We
were settled in our places. the hrst race
had been called. began TO be quite
excited and Dick seemed 70 know q
great deal about everything
u put up couple OF hundred on Sui
tan" ne said, oarelessly You'll be
quite a wealthy girl when we 80 home
tonight. Sec that gray marc over there.
that's Tom HoIhroots Lady Betty. and
that Irish horse Certse Is said TO be
quite winner 7 have sorne:h'Sg up on
him"
But / hardly heard thing he said.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

! ments Of ore and some atomic speci-
mems OF the diamantiferous material
not sufficient. all told, to Ill the palm of
his hand. But he gathered them for
obvious reasons. and then devoted Ave
vigorous minutes with OBrien's spade
TO the task Of filing up the deep hole
Itself
BY lowering the 1agstones and break
Ing the earth beneath he soon gaVs the
small yard an appearance or chaos
which might certainly puzzle people, but
which would afford no possible clew to
the nature Of the disturbing element.
At best they might imagine that the
dread evidence OF some weird crime lay
In the broken area. II so, they could
dig until they We're tired. But, indeed
he was now guarding against most
| unlikely hypothesis. The probability
was that Johnson's News would soon
cease to exist and become almost as
| fabulous as the Island OF Atlantis
Moreover. he had a project dimly out
lined IN his mind which might become
definite II all went we'll with him that
day. Then tia ownership Of No 8
Johnsor's News would cease to trouble
him, for Philip was quite sure the whole
power Of the law would be invoked to
prevent him from dealing with his mo
teor II once the exact place where =
fell became publicly known
oBrien's Ghop was scarcely open be-
I FORE Philip was there with his remain
ing portmanteau.
'Arr&h, Phil, me bhoy. where in the
| name Of goodness are We gatherin' the
| bee-utiful leather TRUNKS from?'' asked
the pensioner
This is the last one" laughed the
boy. I am OF now 10 And a cab. and
YOU won't see mo again until Monday
'Faix. he's a wonderful lad entire
~ commented the old man What
sort OF piundher has he in the bags. al
all at all"
In idle curiosity he lifted the last ad-
dnion TO the pile. 1t was normal. even
light in weight. Then he nodded
knowingly.
"A lot Of ould duds bslongiu' 10 Mrs
rest her sowl. It's she was the fne
woman. l wish I had some one as
oliver as her 10 write for me to that
| thsfs Of the worruld who thrted--
A Clever Scheme.
AS there are no signs IN the art Of
literature similar 10 those which serve
the needs of musicians, whereby
thoughts can be expressed de capo. like
g musical phrase. without risk of
wesrying the resder. il must be under
stood that Philip had returned from far
away Fenohurch Street station with a
four wheeler before O'Brisn exhausted
the first TRADE Of the day against the
War Oerfce
With sInninK that amounted 10
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
Up-to-Date
Jokes

Colonel Scotchem had had a very ar
duous day retreating from the enemy,
and he wished to recoup his strength
in order that he might retreat still fur
Their on the morrow.
MACPHERSON" he said to his new
servant. I'm going TO snatch forty
winks' sleep. Stay by my tent and see
that I'm not disturbed"
Mao ssluted. Five minutes later the
shores OF Colonel Scotchem were out
short by the loud report of a gun.
Mercy me" cried the colonel Are
the enemy upon u.s."
Ma, dinna fret" replied Mac. insert
Ing his head reassuringly through the
tent flap. at was only a wee mouse
But. as l thought he might wake you
up I shot him"
Fiat Agent-That's the servants bed.
room. and this is the linen cupboard.
Prospective Tenant see; the cup
board is the one with shelves in II
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

FOR my head was swimming a couple
of hundred, and / couldn't really afford
twenty However. I c'encbed my
cold fingers tight ana kept nay eyes
glued upon sultan Sultan must win
The flrst race ended m Storm OF
excitement. and as Sultan was entered
In the second race with Lady Betty and
the big Irish horse, | was waiting with
all my heart for that AS the shout
came to go. ! leaped to my feet and
strained my ewes over the course Lady
Betty was leading followed closely by
Sultan. ard Cerise was numbering along
In the rear Then Sultan gained aud
raced neck and neck with Lady Betty.
and my hopes flew high But slowly
and surely Cerise came 70 the front
Easily, without hi; Of effort, he forged
ahead and passed the other two. there
was a storm Of applause. and sank to
my Sest with an empty feeling in my
heart
DtcIUe turned TO me ,NcitedIy. Gee.
that CeriSe is wonder. snl he" I
won a cool thousand on him Too bad
about your two hundred. Peggy but YOU
needn't hurry about paying II, YOU
know
That was the Last straw, but I'm
thankful 10 say that I carried II of as
II nothing had happened
It'll send you q chsoN tomorrow I
laughed. gayiy; but that was the end OF
Dick II ended our friendship then and
there As for = husband guess /
must look further My heart isn't bro
ken. anyway
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
Never Called Again.

She had seen some springs, also re-
membered some summers, had known
a variety of winters, and had few
hard autumns. The young man who
was coming round seemed to be Sc
rious, but slow, so she said:
Il want to show you my rings. Papa
has given me one on each of my birth
days" She exhibited about twenty
rings Now" she said airily, 'yod
can't guess my birthday!
"Oh, yes, I can. II is February 9!-
He never called again.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

genius, the boy placed the large, light
portmanteau and the two small, heavy
ones on the roof Of the vehicle, where
the driver did not notice tho least Pc
culiarity in their weight.
The two large, heavy bags he man
aged to lift into the interior. one OF
them needing all his resources to carry
1t from the shop door TO the cab Were
he not fresh and untired, he could not
have done it. As It was. the effort was
a splendid success
To Be Continued To morrow.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
Do gu Know.

The worlds kissing records were
hroken recently at Salem lOhiop hv SIX
girls. who collected $4,000 by selling
Kisses at ST each in aid OF the endow-
msnt tund Of the Salem Hospital The
Kissing ..eS" lasted two hour There
was a half mile line Of men. aged Is TO
so waiting their turn Some men took
their kiss and went back along the line
several times uutl seized bJ the ears
ana marched home by their indignant
wives
H G. Davies, or Hoo near Rochester,
house hut is relieving officer. VAGINA
ton officer deputy registrar of the
births and deaths, building surveyor.
sanitary inspector. treasurer Of the Hoo
Institute and licensed reader at the
parish church
Lack Of desire TO eat after the death
ot near relative led " Beidlemau. OF
HARRISBURG Pa to abstain from all
food for 90 DAYS Although he is IS
Years old he apparently. suffered no III
effects from the fast
Cyclists IN Denmark are forbidden by
aW TO ride faster than the ordinary
speed Of cab through any town.
Telephone operators in Egypt are re.
qmred y speak English. French. Italian,
Greek and Arabic
In ST Petersburg no outdoor musical
performances are permitted
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
TO-DAY'S INSTALLMENT.
Copyright. 1908, by Edward J ciOds.

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names OF the solicitors mentioned by
the constable
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asked
Yes
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'' ""N '"A'e certain Of ms
iscts before he cried sngriiy.
Then I want to have nothing what
svar II Az r,,.h t,.,, w.. ,r,,.s
NY "~'ieA"'s
The inspector had sharp eyes.
What Il tho date ~ nat rettr~---
ns ,r,,,-.d
''''u"'' '''H " INNS wear
And wha; are those pawn tick
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
An Explanation.

President Wilson, at q dinner IN
Washington. said of a statistician:
His figures are so precise that one
hIclihss to doubt them He is like
the American sugar planter in Ha-
wall, who, taking a friend to the edge
of a volcano, said:
That crater. George, is just sew
entv thousand and four years old
But why the four" George uslcd.
"'Oh, I've been here four. was the
reply. II was seventy thousand when
I came"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

Cyclists IN Denmark are forbidden by
law 70 ride faster than the ordinary
speed Of a cab through any town.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

the constable suggested that they should
examine the stable in which Mason had
hidden
They went up the news Philip
locked his door extinguished the candle,
and lay down on the mattress fully
dressed with his newly bought rug for
covering
He was 80 utterly tired. so exhausted
physically and mentally by the sturm
und drang Of this eventful day that he
was sound asleep when the two men re-
turned.
They saw him through the window.
Hes fine lad. said the inspector,
thoughtfully. Fl wonder what he is GO
ing to make of himself We might have
asked him who his friends were. but
they are not badly OFF, or he couldn't
have got that bag and HIS new clothes
What on earth caused Mason TO connect
him with that diamond story
IT'S hard TO say" observed the con
stable
Il will look around and have O sn~t
EDOT, HtJle
chap! Hes sleeping like a top now"
The inspector called at No 5 John
sons News soon after 10 next morning,
| but the door was locked and the bird
flown. He spoke to Mason after that
worthy was remsnded for a week. but
a nights painful seclusion had scaled
the burglars lips. Ha vowed, with r~ar-
| tul emphasis. to get even" with IN.
hid who hated him" for the police
mans svt6ence had revealed the truth
concerning the arrest But not another
word would Mason say about the dia-
Amonds and for a little while the In
spsotor placed his overnight revelations
In the category OF myths familiar 10 the
| police in their daily dealings with crirri-
| nails
| Philip awoke shortly before :
| He was cold and stiff. The weather
was chilly. and there was no ardent me-
| teor in the back yard 10 keep the tam
I perature OF the house at grateful
/ point during the night.
But hiS active young frame Quickly
dissipated the effects OF q deep sleep on
q dr@ughty 6oor We washed his face
and hands At the sink IN the scullery,
and his next thought was for break
fast' proof. II proof were needed. that
he arose refreshed in mind and body.
| In the Nile En- road there are plenty
OF early morning restaurants. AT one
OF them he made substantial meal,
/ and. on his return to the news, he
lost not a moment in carrying out a
! tsnst'o search through all parts OF
/ the house and yard for any traces OF the
meteor which might have esca ped his
ken in the darkness
Amid the earth and broken stones OF
the excavation there WsIs a lea fraG-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

In st Petersburg no outdoor musical
performances are permitted
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

Telephone operators in Egypt are re-
quired y sneak English French, Italian,
Greek and Arabic
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
A Present.

A subscription would be mace among
the officers and men Of the division, and
they would give him a silver watch
with suitable inscription.
TIE inspector noted the address given
by Philip It was on the tip Of his
tongue 10 ask his Cnristsn name, when
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24
SIMPLE NEW REMEDY
HAS POWERFUL ACTION

1t seems strange to many people
in Pullman that the simple mixture
of buckthorn bark, glycerine, ETC., as
compounded in Adler-i-ka, has such
quick, powerful action. Our GUS
toners state that JUST A SINGLE
DOSE usually relieves sour stomach,
gas on the stomach and constipation
so quickly that it is really astonish-
ing. Many say Adler-i-ka is the best
bowel and stomach remedy we ever
sold. Whites Drug Store.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24
FOR sALE-Lot 4, block II of

FOR SALE-Lot 4, block II of
Reaneys Second Add. to Pullman;
has eight-room house, closets, bath,
sewer, frost-proof cellar; barn and
woodshed; is situated four doors
from entrance to college campus on
Maiden Lane. This property must
be sold to close an estate. For par
ticulars address w. R. Belvale, ad-
ministrator, Palouse, Wash.
Sep19tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24
EVANSVILLE

'''FFFFF'V s'a''s-ST'-S'-f'ss'>TT-FT
M. L. Davis spent last Wednesday
with his wife at the V. L. Higgins
home.
Mildred Klemgard spent last
Thursday night with Fern Lyle.
Grandmother Davidson spent sew
eral days last week at the w. w.
Snyder home.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Eaton have
moved to Pullman in order that the
girls may attend the Pullman
schools.
The Misses Maude Helm and Beth
Bolsinger of Pullman and Belle .ng-
gins and Cleo Greer and Leroy
Rucker were guests at the j. NJ.
klemgard home Sunday.
w. c. Kamerrer spent Sunday
with his sister Miss Nellie Kamerrer.
Mrs. James Pendry spent few
days the last of the week in Pullman.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. G.. Kamerrer and
Mrs. kamerrer's mother, Mrs. Gel
rich, were Moscow visitors Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert West have
rented a farm between Moscow and
tennessee and have moved there.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Naffziger left
Tuesday for an extended trip in the
east.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tabor LaFollette
have moved onto the w. l.. LaFol-
lette farm recently vacated by the
Neil boys.
Miss Ina Batty was the guest of
Miss Nellie Kamerrer Monday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. M. Klemgard and
Mrs. Nat Bryant were Colfax visitors
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. d. Martin returned
home Monday from Spokane after
visiting Mr.. Martins brother for sew
eral days.
Mrs Keith, mother of Mrs. c. o.
Kellogg, has been quite i'll with bron-
chitis. She is now at Wawawai with
her sister, Mrs. William Batty.
Whitman Pomona No. 2 will meet
at Albion on October 81. All men,
bers and officers are urged to 60
The first m Getting of grange was
held Monday night. A small crowd
was present. 1t is hoped that all
who can will be present at the next
meeting, as there will be very i'm
portant business to transact.
K. l.. Hollenbeck left Tuesday for
Garfield to spend seeral days visiting
his parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. c.. H. Kincaid spent
Monday at the Frank Murray home
Mrs. Henson of Spangle has been
visiting old neighbors and friends in
this neighborhood.
Joe Kincaid has been quite sick
this week
Mrs. Henson of Spangle and Mrs
Ben Henson and two children visit
ed from Sunday until Monday at the
Story home.
Word was received Wednesday of
the death of the infant son of Mr..
and Mrs. Ray fash, formerly of this
neighborhood at Dixie, Wash
Lester Brown has been elected and
installed as Secretary of Ewartsille
Grange to fill the vacancy caused by
the resignation of George Written.
George expects soon to go to Cali
fornia to enter business college.
Harvest in this neighborhood is
not as yet finished. F. E. Hungate
is still combining spring wheat, and
j. R. Fulfs is threshing alfalfa. E.
T.. Snyder last week threshed a small
field of spring oats.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24

Neuralgia of the face, shoulders,
hands, or feet requires a powerful
remedy that will penetrate the flesh.
BILLIARDS SNOW IMMINENT pos
sesses that power. Rubbed in where
the pain is felt is all that is neces-
sary to relieve suffering and restore
normal conditions. Price Use, soc,
and $1.00 per bottle. Sold by Watts
Pharmacy.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24

Tickling in the throat, hoarseness,
loss of voice, indicate the need of
BALLARD'S HOREHOUND SYRUP.
1t eases the lungs, quiets the cough
and restores health in the bronchial
tubes. Price 25c, soc and $500 per
bottle. Sold by Watts Pharmacy.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24
Beautiful Hair. a JOY Forever

If you have a beautiful head of
hair, try to keep it. If you have not,
try to get it. Meritol Hair Tonic
keeps the scalp clean, promotes a
healthy growth of beautiful hair, and
keeps 1t soft and lustrous. Try 1t.
H. s. Groat, Exclusive Agency.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24

Stock ranches to trade for good
wheat land. Give full description in
first letter. Address News" Wi
mona, Wash. Sept 9Oct31
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24

You can make better bread with
Fleischman's Yeast. Phone 80.
Oct24 c. r. SANDERS co.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24

A large line of Halloween nov
elites at the Variety Store. Octz 4
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1913-10-24

Buy Martins Best Flour, made
from Big Bend Bluestem Wheat, at
Duthie's-$5 per Dbl. Oc10Ny14
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-14
SENTENCE SERMONS IN
PULPITS OF FL PASO

United
ChdsRev
First Methodist church
not
finds relief F. Williams
Baptist church
A. MeElwn, Highland
daily ving-On Jesus says; Jesus
doubts to Gods
Gods
Presbyterian
satisfying firmly they
herOcRev. Christian
expect goddess pers foreign MISSIONS expect
CRATES his E Abbott, wtmin
Presbyterian church
grow MHHen
PasO Baptist church.
of
which faith hope H
Methodist church
clergy
matter
of nyctiOnsRev Henry Easter, Church St. Clement
Intellectual brny pride
their love for him and keep the fires Chas
Presbyterian church
The life Many
gotten that and sacrificing ls riaRev
A E Boyd, at Calvary-HOuston Square Baptist
the high sRev w. C. Baber at Atura church
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-14
LUTHERANs RECEIVE THE
CHURCH UNITY PROPOSALS

Lutherans have received the unity
proposals put forth by the Episcopal,
Presbyterian and other commissions,
and il is reported that only one of the
three larger Lutheran bodies, namely
the general synod. will give them Sc
riOus consideration. The Missouri
synod. the largest body of all. and the
general council. the second largest,
have paid not the slightest attention
to the communication, and ii is said
will pay none. The general synod.
meeting in biennial session in Atchi-
son, Kansas, next month, will bring
the proposals before them. but their
leaders say they will do nothing more
than to acknowledge receipt and stop
with that.
These unity proposals have. however.
been favOrably acted upon BY large
number Of the principal bodies, whose
delegates meet in Washington on Nav
S. Leaders in putting them forward
are the Episcopal. but the Washington
conference is called by them only upon
request Of Disciples. Baptist. Methodist
and other commissions Apart from
mapping out an educational campai gn
that is to lead up to the world confer
ence on faith and order. the Washing
ton meeting is to see to what extent
American bodies can influence cor
responding English and Scotch ones
in naming commissions. Lutherans OF
Germany take the same stand as Lu-
therans of the United States. so that
25. 600 600 Christians throughout the
world. bearing the Lutheran name, are
to be included in the numbers Of Chris
tians who as yet fail TO respond to the
unity efforts