Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-11
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Nood PRICES NOW ere falhte stint
uur purses thry dcpietc.
man could save much money "
IIt didn't hnve tp eat.
Ieaisflliu rlpr-Joufnai
The sluu We wear il pretty high.
AnH With tho moon does nlft
And drcHses ceet ~ much. On mss
Ihnu4h Hltc wears a aliiind skirt
indianapolis STAR
VISIT though we pap d Toe for drcss.
And likewise Tor our keep.
There's no occasion FOR distress
A. lonE a. talk ls cheap.
-efnttlu posi-fntclilscncor.
with the Islsh C.. o'IAvlnw
Nerc Same 90 iske a chanco
luai - lnnE ~ the nfiea ~
Diamonds don'l aasanee
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AREN'T THOSE ours7" he asked.
pointlng az the unconscious women
siiii stapeins on The corner The,
World The Society for physysychlc-
hicai Research IL hooking into this.
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OVER IN ROSWELL they saw an
aeroplane Yesterday. You viii recall
that Roswell went wet
O.
Wa,en Poverty Cullca la at the Door.
CFrom the Gioho)
STATUE on CCPfD-s0 inches high,
me condition. for q Plymouth Rock
Rooster or what have you 10 offer?
Give phone number h reply. Box rs.
Globe Downtown.
SPEAKING az wooden weddings.
Herman Timbcfs married Hazel Rose
wood ln New YORK the other day. This
y no chestnut. either We o-pine.
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~ CONNECTION with the SUBJ
iect of the Brlny Deep. wc note from
Buffalo paper that airs. ThcaDoid
Vale announces the cngagomcnt Of
her dauehier Amelia 60 ar. Milton
Lothrop Fish"
O.
WHILE making pun upon pun. Il
may be suggested, relative 10 supra,
tnat no one ousnt 10 carp
o.
MR.. THAW. Mr.. Thaw's mamma.
AIR. Thaw's cousins. Mr. Thaw's law
ycrs and Mr.. Thaws alienisis are AN |
utterly dumtOuHdod" ne his dcp0rta-
sion. but not too dumfoundod 10 J
converse for publication.
Co.
THE TfIAW case az least viii cdu-
cate this ignorant nation IN the little
kpoan geography ~ Vermont and
New Hampshire, II Is worth tho trou-
bic Just To know where Coos county is.
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a LOCAL. Osteopath, asked To ham
de 4 shovel masnaBlmously offered
10 donate twenty treatments 10 the
Coed Roads day Workers tomorrow.
There's real public spirit
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SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS also have
been made for emergency Work al tho
0cal hospitals
O.
SOME we're a little late In starting
bat everybody was on the spot when
inc dinner bell rang.
O.
THE ELKs went down In a body.
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THE BREWERY took down
dozen barrels Of Ico-Water.
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WE WROTE al this wit yesterday
h order 90 work on the roads today.
o.
THERE are two sides 20 every pub
&c question; our side and the wrong
tide.
o.
1T is POSSIBLE that some OF the
more rational MexicAns dislike Ia sec
nat biiiion-dollar American invest
nent hiking 20 the border.
O.
IF A MAN has no brains there's
lothing In his head 70 cause him ca
know a.
o.
EVEN NJ A MAN does have fairly
rood sense he can easily write few
ove letters.
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Forward.
rhc road that leads TO yesterday
It's waste Of time To travel;
LIES victory lles fomorrow-way--
Rise up and hit the gravel
Paul Cook.
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ANYHOW las Vegas furnished the
dca II she didn't show her Good
sOada day faith by her works
O.
WE sNUGGEST, as Hash Togo
ays. thnt instead of "a massage MAJ
hiuo The barber use vacuum clean
r. on tho huad If a felier we know
O.
THERE goes that straw hat
O.
LIFE You see Is "a series OF fare
fclls.
--E d. r.
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