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The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

A Small Dose on Retiring
and You Are Well and
HnDDV bV Morning

It IS only natural that the simplest
Of ailments should be the most gen.
eral. and so we have a whole nation
suffering from constipation and indi-
g%estion, for they are closely allied. But
common as constipation IS many peo-
pie do not seem to know they have
II. They will complain Of headache,
drowsiness or biliousnees, all uncOn-
scious Of the cause Of the trouble.
You should have a full and free
movement at least once a day. If you
pass a day you are constipated, and
the result will be that you will catch
a cold easily or have a more serious
ailment. To cure the constipation and
forestall gtill graver trouble take a
dose of DR.. Caldwells Syrup Pspsin at
night before retiring and by morn
ing relief will come, without disturb
ance from sleep Or any Inconvenience.
Legions Of people s It regularly in
such emergencies, some Of them form
erly chronic invalids who have suf-
fered from constipation all their lives.
Mr.. A. b. Danner, 326 Riley St., Har-
risburg, Pa, says: "Dr. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin gave me almost instant
relief from stomach and bowel trOT-
Bile. / o. eat anything / want, and
sleep we'll" Many others will tell you
that they have tried most things rec
commended for this purpose bat have
found Syrup Pepsin the only one al
ways reliable. A bottle can be obtain
ed at any drug store for fifty cents OF
one dollar, the latter size being bought
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29
ADDS TO THE LENGTH OF LIFE
Nothing Better Than Pedestrian Ex-
e%roIse, Especially to Those Who
Have Passed Beyond Youth.

Some of the most noted Of the old
men Of New York, successful in bust
ness, the professions and public af.
fairs, have formed a walking club for
the purpose Of making their pursuit
Of still greater length Of days and still
better health as agreeable as 1t is
sensible. They intend to take long
walks together and, no doubt, to make
their pedestrian experiences the sub
jeet of entertaining discussion and a
store of memories held in common.
This is an example which might well
be followed In every city Of the United
States. In the era of motor vehicles
there is danger that walking win be
increasingly neglected. especially by
men and women advanced in. years,
who often need It most. There is a
constant temptation to forget that rid
ing in the open air. fine as 1t is in
many ways, can never do for the body
what walking does.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29
Chlnese Ian Bands.

Chinese women are not only ahead
of American and English women in
the matter Of suffrage, but there are
many who say they have a more at
tractive manner of arranging their
hair than have Europeans or Ameri-
cans. At any rate, the Chinese hair
band is being extensively worn. The
colorings of these bands are very eff
fectiye. Blondes generally choose a
band with a background decorated
with flowers and butterflies in natural
colors, while the brunette favors a
pale colored ground appropriately de-
signed.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

advertised for such cases and / sent and
got a bottle. It did mo 80 much good
that I kept on taking It and found Il to
be ali you claim. I recommend your
Compound 10 all women afflicted as I
was. MIRA. F. P. MULtENDoRE, Mum
ford, Alabama
An HOnestD d. dependable Medicine
Is Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. A Root and Herb medicine orig
mated nearly forty years ago by Lydia
=. Pinkham Of Lynn, Mass, for con-
trolling female ills.
It's wonderful success in this line has
made it the safest and most dependable
medicine Of the age for women and no
woman suffering from female ills doea
herself justice who Goes not give it q
trial.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia u. Pimkham's Vegeta-
BILE COmpOundWiu write
Il Lydia e. inkhamM edicfneCO.
(cOnfdentiaD Lynn Mass, for ad-
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

by families already familiar with its
merits.
Syrup Pepsin is mild, pleasant-tast-
ing, and non-griping. Mothers give Il
to tiny infants, and yet It is effective
In grown-ups It Is for everyone who
suffers from any form of stomach,
liver Or bowel trouble. constipation
dyspepsia. biliousRess, etc. It's action
will so delight you that you will for
ever avoid harsh cathartics, purga-
tives, pills and salts.
II no member Of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you would
like to make a personal trial Of It be-
fore buying It in the regular way Of a
druggist, send your address, postal
will dO-to DR.. w. b. Caldwell. 2O3
Washington St., Monticello. ILL.,, and a
free sample bottle will be mailed you.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

Change Of Life that
/ could hardly live.
My husband had to
nail rubber on an the
gates for / could not
stand It TO have q
gate slam.
II also had back
ache and q fullnesa
In my stomach. I
noticed that Lydia
=. Pinkham's Vege
table Command was
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29
church on Historic site.

st. Adams church, London, which
occupies the site in Brook street Of
the thieves kitchen described in "Oli-
yer Twist" is to celebrate It's fftieth
year OF existence on June %. From
the date of its foundation 1t has had
the faithful Father" Stanton watch
ing over its destinies.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

Grace was six years old and very i'll.
The family doctor took her hand to
feel her pulse. In a moment Grace
said in a whisper, Its no use to feel
my wrist, doctor, the pain is all up
in my head"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

One day my mother cut her finger
and she put a rag on IT, Then she
went TO church to practice on the pipe
organ, and a little boy who was there
said, 20, Mrs H. can play ragtime
noWN-Hxchanga.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

The currant is a good home fruit
and needs but little care for good re-
suits. Perfection and Red Cross are
good varieties.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

Every time a man gets his monthly
gas bill he's glad that he doesn't have
to buy the stuff by the ton.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29
Rival Punstera.
lrnarY Maroh7"

Can February MarchG"
mo, but April May" was the reply.
Look here, old man, you're out Of
June"
Don't July about It"
1T is not often that one gets the
better Of your August parsonage"
Hal now you think that you have
me Noctober."
And then there was work for the
coroner.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

A cloth cover for the separator viii
add to the cleanliness and the life
Of the machine, also improve the quail
ity Of the cream. Keep the separator
covered when Il Is not ln use.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

Thrifty shoats at present prices
win put a value Of 80 to 40 cents per
100 pounds on skimmiik when fed with
grain.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

Keep dairy cattle IN a room or
building BY themselves. It is pre-
ferable TO have no cellar below aud
no storage loft above.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29
Innnnrfanf fn nnfhars
Keen I'm Open.

Would you advise me to close my
eyes when 1 sing?"
How can you dodge If your eyes
are closed?'
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

No man can succeed by being sim.
ply a machine capable Of performing
SO much labor.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

Jack-Speaking of ships. what ki
Of a ship is oourtship?
Tom--It's a transport, my boy.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

An artist may paint his wife, but
usually she paints herself.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29
HUSBAND NAILED
RUBBER ON GATES
Wife 90 Weak and Nervous
Gould Not Stand Least
Noise - How Cured.

Munford, Ala. / was 80, weak and
nervous while passing through the
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

Naturally a beauty doctor likes to
demand a handsome fee.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

Separate rooms for layers and hatch.
ers are best always.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29
paradoNloal praMbaek.

"Do you intend to make a tour
the big desert3' 4,
mo; / haven't got the sand,
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-05-29

Coiormore goods brighter and faster colorn en-
DYE any garment without ripping apaTt. wa
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
Mutual Interests.
injuries.

Eugene Register: At recent
Commercial Club dinner the theme
OF one of the speakers was the need
for a thorough understanding be-
tween the city and the country. 1t
was an apt theme for discussion at
the meeting of q publicity body.
Upon the degree of harmony existing
between the city and the country
depends to considerable extent the
progress of the community.
In many places the town and the
surrounding rural districts do not
regard each other with a feeling of
confidence. This condition, wher-
ever it prevails, is unfortunate. 1t
is usually the result of political ma
nipulations. Politicians, with their
eyes fixed on an office, have set the
people against each other.
The interests of town and country
are identical. What is good for one
is certain to be good for the other
in an almost equal degree. The
prosperity of each is dependent upon
the good fortune of the other.
Eugene and Lane county furnish
an excellent illustration of the truth
of this statement. The future
growth and prosperity of Eugene de-
pend upon the degree to which the
country included in its trade zone
develops. If the surrounding coun-
try becomes thickly settled with
prosperous families, Eugene is GER
tain to make a large and hustling
city. Therefore, the development of
this territory is an object most sin
cerely to be sought by the city of
Eugene.
All of Lane county, on the other
hand, Is greatly benefited by the en-
ergies and the activities of the city of
Eugene. More population is the need
of the outside districts, and to get
more population an appeal must be
made to more thickly settled states.
The city of Eugene has borne the
expense of making this appeal The
result has been. a materially increas-
ed development of the whole county
and marked accession of land val
ues.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
MAKES ATTEMIT AT SUICIDE.
Dynamite Cartridge, Knife and Ak
Proved Intellectual in Effort.

Central Point Herald: Chris
Swanson, residing east of town near
the 401 ranch with his brother. was
severely injured Thursday last by
the explosion of dynamite cart
ridge which he was supposed to have
been carrying in the breast pocket of
his coat. The accident happened at
an early hour in the morning when
Swanson left the house with a cart
ridge of dynamite. No one saw the
man when the explosion happened
but the report was heard by Charles
Stanley, neighbor living near, who
Immediately investigated and found
Swanson with his chest driven in by
the force of the explosion. Stanley
carried Swanson to the house and
medical aid was summoned from
Medford. He was in a critical con-
dition, his lungs and internal organs
being injured.
While it was at first supposed the
explosion was an accident, Swanson
later admitted that he had made an
attempt to take his own life, and
after chasing his two brothers out
of the house with an AK he tried to
finish the undertaking by using a
knife on himself. In this he failed
and then resorted to the AK by try
ing to cut his head open. In his
weakened condition he was only able
to inflict some severe scalp wounds
from which he bled profusely.
Following the explosion of the
dynamite DR.. Sealey of Medford was
summoned and advised that he be
removed to the hospital at Medford.
This Swanson objected to so strenu-
ously that he was allowed to remain
at his home. He promises now that
he will behave himself, and the doc
tor says he will recover from his
injuries.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
TAKEN FOR MURDERERS
of Names Causes KIam-
ath Falls Men Much Annoy
ance and Some NOtOriety.

Hardly day passes but some lit
tie case of mistaken identity comes
to the front, but one of the most
unusual, as well as, most unpleasant,
is one that has affected two Klam-
ath Falls residents, Charles and
George Humphrey.
The Humphrey brothers came to
the Klamath country with their par
ents in the 'SOsp coming from the
middle west. They have resided here
continuously. and they have long
been recognized among the. best men
of the community. Both are carpen-
ters, and one owns a woodworking
establishment.
In Benton county there resided for
many years two Humphrey brothers,
whose family formerly lived in the
middle west. Another feature in
connection with them was that their
names were also Charles and George.
Some time ago they we're convict
ed of numbering an elderly woman
in an atrocious manner, and. they
were sentenced to be hanged, which
sentence was carried out at the Sa-
[ lem penitentiary recently There
were a number of notable features
in connection with the case, which
were printed all over the country,
and attracted considerable attention
Now, of course, the facts that the
Humphreys sentenced to die were
named George and Charles, and that
they lived in Oregon, and that they
and their parents were formerly
from the middle west, naturally add
ed to the interest taken in the case
there. 1t was not time at all before
some of the oldest inhabitants re-
membered just exactly who they
were-or they thought they did.
The local Humphreys were much
surprised to find coming to them
from old-time acquaintances letters
of coincidence, letters beseeching
them to be at peace with their Max
er at the end; letters telling of pray
ers offered in their behalf; letters
bidding them fervent farewells, It'll
we meet in the land beyond"-in
fact, all kinds of letters that would
be comfort to two men about to
be launched into eternity by the
hemp moose method, but decidedly
puzzlinfi to two law-abiding citizens.
The two local Humphreys have al
ways been of the orderly population
of the town, and even the most rabid
scandalmonger can find no reason to
prognosticate even such thing as a
jail sentence, much less hanging.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
TALENT NEWS ITEMS.

F. ]. Shinn of Ashland, who re-
Gently purchased the Mccarthy place
mile south of Talent, was down
Saturday looking after improvements
at the ranch. He will probably build
a residence there in the near future.
Mrs. Nv. A. Beck went to Rogue
River Saturday to visit her parents,
Mr.. end Mrs. Joel Milton.
Roy Tomley, employed as a team
ster by Houston Bros, is badly dis
figured but still in the ring. A sim
gletree broke when he was driving
one of their teams to a hack Friday
night. He was pulled out over the
dashboard, caught in the tongue
irons and dragged about 100 yards.
His face was badly bruised and
scratched up, but fortunately he es-
capped serious injury.
Mr.. and Mrs. George n. Kramer
of Ashland were guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Brown Friday evening.
F. T. Guyer has resigned his posi-
tion in Barrett's meat market. He
has been officiating as chief teamster
and broncho wrestler for the Talent
Lumber Company the past few days.
The Bagley Canning Company has
commenced the work of building it's
additional buildings.
Mrs. John Robinson, who has been
sick in hospital in Medford for
some time, is improving rapidly, and
expects to return home in about a
week.
Mrs. F. c. Smith went to Ashland
Saturday morning, accompanied by
her little son.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
Old Mother Goose.

Mother Goose, it seems, was real
person, sort of town character in
the village days of Boston Mary
Goose was her real name, and the
other day the writer ran onto her
grave In the old Gramercy cemetery
near Park Street church, on fremont
street. 1t seems that she had a tai
ent for off-the-bat rhyming and used
1t to amuse her grandchildren.
John Fleet, Mrs. Goose's son-in-
law and the father of three children,
came to Boston at an early date, was
printer, and as all printers of that
day, he was also publisher.
Certain rhymes became popular
with his children, which was indi-
Gated by the fact that they asked her
to repeat them over and over again
John Fleet saw the commercial
value of these verses, put them in
book form and thus immortalized his
mother-in-law.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
Head of the New Department of
Labor.

The new secretary of labor is a
public man in the full sense, not
merely because of active service
through three terms of congress, but
also because of many years of train
ing as a leader in the army of or
ganized labor. AS secretary-treas-
urer of a great union he was con-
stantly bearing difficult and arduous
executive responsibilities. Since Mr..
William Bauchop Wilson occupies
the cabinet position only now created
by an act of congress signed on the
4th Of March by President Taft,
some personal allusion to the men,
bers of the new cabinet might we'll
begin with him. He was born in
Scotland in 1862, came to Pennsyl-
vania with his parents in 1870, and
began at once to work with his faith
er in the coal mines. At II years of
age he was a junior member of the
mineworkers' union, and rose from
positions of local influence among
the miners to the office of interna-
tional secretary and treasurer of the
United Mine Workers.
His fellow-mineIs reposed an i'm
plicit confidence in William B. Will
son, that was never impeached or
betrayed. The very lack of oppor-
tunity in boyhood contributed to his
sense of the need of seizing every
possible moment for reading and
study. Thus the Woodworking mine
boy, who went down into the coal
pit at the age of 8 or 10, has become
a man of intellectual force and train
ing, with literary and oratorical ac-
complishments. Above all, he has
the name of a man of sterling char
acter, with broad human sympathy
and the executive habit The scope
Of the new department can better be
understood in the light of its con-
crete activities, and from that stand
point we shall endeavor to present
1t to our readers after the lapse of q
few weeks or months.-From "Pres-
ident Wilson's Cabinet" by Albert
Shaw, in the American Review of
Reviews for April.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
A Lesson to Growers.

Exchange: Year before last the
apple crop in the Willamette valley
was extremely short, and there were
few apples to sell. Last year the
crop was large, but the price was
small for the simple reason that all
over the world there are apple or
chards, and these millions of trees
produced with unexpected generos-
ity. The result was an enormous
supply that could only mean dimin-
ished price.
There is a lesson in this situation
that Willamette valley fruit-growers
would do well TO heed. The lesson
is simply this: Be chary in planting
apple orchards for the man who
plants apple trees will be obliged to
compete against the whole world
Still more he will be competing at a
disadvantage for the Willamette val
ley is from ten to twenty years be-
hind other apple-growing sections,
and is without fame and reputation
as an apple country.
There is no need in the Willamette
valley to plant crops that are sub
ject to worldwide competition.
This section has crops of its own
that are grown nowhere else in per-
fectior. The cherry is an instance.
The Willamette valley cherry is the
finest that can be produced. In the
worlds great markets it outsells on
the basis of quality the product of
any other section. Soil and climate
combine to produce cherries of such
remarkable and peculiar luscious
ness that they are irresistible. They
make an immediate appeal to the
pocketbook. Choice cherries from
the Eugene district have sold in New
York City for as high as 55 cents
pound.
The Willamette valley cherry has
another important advantage. 1t
comes on the market at time when
the market is clamoring for it. The
California product is marketed and
out of the way, and the crops of
other sections have not yet matured.
Thus the field is free from competi-
tion.
Willamette valley berries are also
distinctive crops. The loganberry,
which is proving to be a remarkable
seller, cannot be produced in perfec-
tion elsewhere, and thus offers won
derful possibilities as crop that is
not menaced by competition. Nut
crops, such as the filbert, also prom
ise to be exclusive.
The dream of every business man
and every business institution is to
find a product that is free from de-
structive competition. Nature has
conferred upon this locality several
crops that can be grown perfectly no
where else. We will be flying in the
face of fortune If we do not take ad-
vantage of these favors.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
GOOD ADVICE.
An Ashland Citizen Gives Informa-
ton of Priceless Value.

When you suffer from backache,
Headaches, dizziness, nervousness,
Feel weak, languid, depressed,
Have annoying urinary disorders;
Do you know what to do?
Some Ashland people do.
Read the statement that follows
It's from an Ashland citizen.
Testimony that can be investigat-
ed.
Allen Davis, 1877 First street, Ash
land, Ore, says: about two months
ago bad attack of kidney and blad-
der trouble came en- me. 1t was so
sudden and hard that | thought l
was done for. My back ached and
when | tried to pass the kidney Sc
cretions l had such terrible pains
that l could hardly stand them. The
flow of the kidney secretions was
scanty. After suffering a number of
days l got two boxes of Doan's Kid
ney Pills, as | had seen them adver-
tised for such cases. They proved a
God-send and restored me to good
health"
For sale by all dealers Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan s
and take no other.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
Robber Caught.

The Chico, CAL, police have arrest
ed Charles Lewis, alias Earl Newton,
wanted in Yreka for hold-up COM
mitted last November. Sheriff How
ard has identified Newton as the
footpad who helped Brownlee hold
up Slim Warren's saloon at Hit last
winter.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
A Hint.

Mr.. Spiggins (gently)-My dear,
a Boston man was shot at by bur-
glar and his life was saved by but
ton which the bullet struck.
Mrs. Spiggins-Well, what of It?
Mr.. Spiggins-Nothing, only the
button must have been on.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS

One cent per word, first insertion;
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thereafter; 80 words or less 81 per
month. No advertisement inserted
for less than 25 cents. Classified
ads are cash with order expect to
parties having ledger accounts with
the office.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
SPECIAL NOTICE.

All matter TOR the Tidings should
be directed to the paper, rather than
to any person connected Herewith.
When directed to a person it is apt
to be sent to the home address, thus
delaying its insertion.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
MISCELLANEOUS

CHAIR DOCTOR-R. H. Stanley, ex-
pert furniture repairer and up
holsterer. Carpets beat, relaid
and repaired, bed springs re-
stretched, chairs wired, rubber
tires for baby buggies. 26 First
avenue, opposite First National
Bank. Phone 413-J.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07

German manufacturers have COM
bined to avoid the manufacture of
freak" shoes.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-07
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-The Meikle residence,
172 c street. Inquire at Mrs.
Simons' Millinery Store. 35-tf
FOR RENT-Three acres near high
school, half in pasture, balance
fruit and garden land; 2 houses,
barn and chicken yards. Cheap
to right party. Inquire 220 Gar
field st. S3-8t