Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-12-04
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Some one must have seen the handwriting on the wall.
1t is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at
Dick Schulz says: 1T is not necessary for an editor to be a
"si,s"gr and that AIM the .'wurst' of it.
Col. Lee Stover will now rise and sing that beautiful little
ballad entitled "Yoor Water Rent is Due"
This Richards primary law has got the politicians all guess
ing Wait Hntl you see the "positive' and "negative' wires
crossed and the" see the fireworks
President Wilson wants Mexico governed according to Am
"rl"an Ideals. when we can t begin to govern the United States
that way.
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1t appears that "lIawag'' or II. A. Wagner is the only lo~-
zeal man to lead the democratic hosts out of the wilderness in
todington county.
4 wild man is reported to be at large in Maryland. If it
were in South Dakota thcy'd round him up. trim his beard, cut
his hair, elect him Governor and threaten the United States senate
with hm-Loulsville Courier-Journal.
USED TO IT.
Have you had any previous cxperience?"N
Cient-'Six children. Kansas City Star.
December first, 1913, came to South Dakota with the grass
on the lawns still green, with no frost in the ground, with the
buds very foolishly starting n some Of the trees, and with a
warm rain falling. Let a permanent recorl b" made of this.
"OId Abe Gets His" And he bought a twentyfour pound
Thanksgiving turkey with part of it while some one else had to
b" satisfied with common liver: Thus the CELEBRITY of the press"
is cxempIifed. Nothing like being a marty to any good cause.
That quick, intutivc feminine perception Of what is needed
may be the salvation Of the country yet. We overheard a deac
sufragette say: "WcII, L am going to vote for the poor old
republican r@rty-it is 50 weak !'-Chicago News.
HooKWoRM VICTIMS.
NaEor-..D9 you mean to tell me me you were surprised to- find
Reporter-'Oh, no., your honor! | said was surprised to
find them awake. Judge.
.'Eask" and t'Stnz' will represent thu two factions of the
republican party at Pierre at the big party meeting. Henry A.
Wagner will represent the democratic party in Codington county
at the same place and time. We have to be very careful about
passing any remarks about "Stitz' as we are not looking for
another Lie Bill suit.
HER PREFERENCE.
Before the fire Christmas eve two old maids were planning
for the holiday.
Sister Molly" said the younger, "wOuId a long stocking
hold all you'd want for a Christmas gift %
"No, Elvra, said the elder, 'but a pair of socks would.'-
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Democrats-who said the democrats were all dead in this
county There are only about 700 registered democrats in the
county but there were twice that many at the mass convention at
the court house Tuesday afternoon. While the republicans are
fighting among themselves the democrats will step in and swipe
The bacon at the next general election if the ''reps' don't look
III little out-yet.
TIark! hear the dogs bark!
THE democrats are coming to TOWN.
Some In rags-SOme III 'JagS'-
Some in velvet gowns.
They were all at the mass meeting in the court house last
Tuesday afternoon.
Mont Bannister is said to be a candidate for the office of
county commissioner from the WATERFOWL district. Mont is one
OF the finest men in the city. He may not be quite as handsome
as some men and he may eat pie with his knife-but he is all
down at the heel. He will make a splendid county commissioner
ffr the entire county.
If the Public Opinion is not satisfied with the $4,000 judg.
maent which Egan got against them we believe that Egan would
Just as soon sue them again. He has recently sued the Sioux
Falls Press again. which makes a total of three times in the past