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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30

rolled into town on track No. 10 of
the Rock Island at S:13 o'clock in the
morning. The next day. January %.
they were married at exactly twenty
three minutes past 12, and their we'd
ding dinner was given at 4:13 p. m.
Bat is said to have smiled twenty
three times per minute while the we'd
ding ceremony was being performed.
pe nnH on'a =. Is se Just hus a. .n oe1e .s,1 Of 81.
tious?" she echoed, when approached
by a reporter on the subject. II
should say not. I'd enter any old ring
with Bat any time. because I know
where he is I have nothing to fear
The Nelson's are to enjoy only q
very brief honeymoon. Hubby must
get to fighting again, and tho bride
must return to Denver to finish her
contract az q newspaper cartoonist.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30

as an almost perfect system.
\ young man. wishing to get married.
he would like to have. The minister
then goes over his lists and picks u
ha!f-dozen prospects" in the young
mana community answering nearest
to the description given. These names
he sends to the matrimonially inclined
young mar The minister makes 1t
clear. however. that he does not
guarantee the character Of any OF
his prospects. He tells each appli-
cant to be sure and look into this
point before he takes any steps that
will be beyond recalling.
Not Doing Their Duty.
The young men Of this country are
not doing their duty" says the minis
ter. and a whole lot of young women
are not doing theirs either. But I am
II there are hundreds and thou
sands who would be glad to set mar
ried II they knew just where to look.
The present strenuous life Of the
city man or woman is not conducive
to marrige. I'm going to put a stop
to tina, condition SO far as 1t T. IN my
power to do 80.
Get these people together. Here's a
girl in a town who would like to mar
~. but she has not been asked. And
here's a man In a city who would like
to meet that girl. hut he don't know
where to look for her.
It's the greatest tragedy of this
age-this single life men and women
are leading"
DR.. savidge believes that he i- %
ing to be instrumental in placing" a
large number Of factory girls. lone
girl at the head of home is worth
forty working in a factory" lays he.
I'D take every girl out Of every fac
tory in the land and put her in q
If I could" says he. They
where men belong"
When DR.. Savidge started in the
work of matching mates it took
only a small part Of his time. Sue
cess crowned his efforts. however, and
that accounts for his taking a down
town office and hiring an assistant and
a secretary.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
NOME PROsPERS
New Business Places Make 1t Up.to.
date Place.

New Business Places Make 1t Cp.tO.
date Place.
Valley City. N. D.. Jan. 3o.-1t is
we'll worth while to go to Nome: The
fires have purified the town and now
It is practically all brick business
places and about the neatest little
town in the state. one might go for
a drive in the country between Valley
City and Nome and easily come to be-
lieve himself in the most thickly pop.
ulated sections Of Iowa as the small
farm up that was is the rule rather
than the exception and the result OF
good farming is to be noticed in the
buildings. and splendid improvements
ono every side and when one arrives
in town they will at once be attracted
the place on account OF the clean
yards, well painted buildings. and the
solid blocks Of neat brick on the main
streets. The builders Of Nome are to
be congratulated on their enterprise
and foresight and also. we suppose,
on the timely fires that cleaned out
most Of the unsightly old buildings
and left Nome the most beautiful lit
tie town in the state.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
LIGHTING THE CANAL.
popular Mechanical

Az the conclusion Of the canal
draws near. interest in the vast con-
struction work merges into a great
sary to its operation. For the first
time two great oceans will be con-
nected by an unbroken avenue of brill
liant lights. through which the worlds
commerce will pass, for this canal will
be in service every hour during every
day in the year. Like stately senti-
nels, standing at attention, a double
line Of buoys. beacons inc lighthouses
will enable the pilots to safely follow
the zigzag course from Atlantic to Pa
cific.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
HAD BANQUET
Fargo Federation Of Brotherhoods
VIII Get TOeether.

WI Ge yO&et0ef.
Fargo. N. D.. Jan. 2s.-The united
brotherhoods Of the different churches
Of the city Of Fargo. m planning on
another big banquet which will be
held February Z in the Prize hall and
will be managed after the same man
ner as the which was addressed
by DR.. Shutter of Minneapolis a few
weeks ago.
On this occasion the committee
which has the matter in charge has
secured the services Of Silas p. Jones.
head Of the Minneapolis Voters
league and who was identified with
DR.. Shutter in the vice crusade in the
twin cities some time ago and which
is still going on.
Mr.. Jones will take for his subject
matters along the same line as those
talked Of by DIR. Shutter and 1t is
expected that there will be another
immense audience present as well as
the big dinner which will precede the
addresses.
There will be other announcements
concerning the arrangements in the
near future.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
s. s. CONVENTIONS.
Mcthodists Will Hold sunday School
(sntInrr.

Fargo. \. D.. Jan. 30.-The NJ. z.
Sunday school convention will be held
at Fairmont Tuesday and Wednesday.
Feb. 4 and 5. and at Valley City
Thursday and Friday, Feb. 6 and Z.
Mr.. Magec of Chicago will speak at
FaiTmont Feb. 4 on The Selling Cost
OF the Boy" and he is a very inter-
esting speaker. whom all will want to
hear. On Wednesday evening DR..
TrenerN will speak on The Adult
Bible Class Movement"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
BREEDERS ASSOCIATION.
Farmers OF Section of Walsh Town.
shin Meet and Organize.

Grafton, n. D., Jan. 3O.-A breed
ers' association was formed among
the farmers of Grafton township last
week Saturday at a meeting held in
the Sandvig school. Dairy Expert r.
c. Jackson was present and assisted
in the organization. The officers elect
ed are: Thos. Mohanen, president:
Martin Moe. treasurer, and l.. o. Tor
blaa. secretary. Thoroughbred cattle
will be purchased and a breeding Cir
cult established.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
LAKE MAKING GOOD

Mic. Winter Fair and FasmeFx' Con.
ventiOn Proving Successful.
second day of the Devils Lake mid
winter fair and farmers convention
has resulted in an even larger attend
ance than was accorded the event the
first day. All Of the sessions have
very successful and a great deal
OF interest has been aroused in the
event.
The fair is proving a big feature.
The array Of exhibits Is unusually
large. and every department Is very
fine. The live stock show also is a
good feature.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30

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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
NEW LIBRARIAN.
Fargo Public Library Secures n New
Hcad-Comes From Chicago.

Fargo, n. D.. Jan. 3o.-After Sow
eral months without a librarian, the
Fargo reading public is to be served
at the library by Miss Winnie Buck
lin. Since the time that Mics Bosom
left for her home at Calumet, Mich,
to prepare for her marriage, the two
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Miss Bucklin is expected from Chi
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highly recommended and will be
warmly welcomed to the city.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
SHORTAGE OF, s5.14o To,1xn.

CARROLL, iowa. Jan. 3O.-The ac-
counts OF John G. Reich. former clerk
suicide recently. was short s5.14O. ac.
cording to the report of G. NJ. Poor.
man.. an expert accountant. to the
board of supervisors late today.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17

The Potlatch spirit was evident on the street oa''' ~ ~
wend their 20 uai,ra and
The vending job Many walked even 10 %
district and other such
remote spots running board was woh ~ ana
line board an incoming car anu
"ea But they potlatchng and they seemed TO No
e.,.t. notIstchers that hrong on he oo"'",
oosna nuht Of celebration somo eo"o
n, marker evenings turnout 1T,
t ost disappointed that witnessed the parade st
nn ,a,bered For some that
has GONE explanation the roley Oh m
that the ishb
h on Tho smiling young In tho floats until atter e
we're turned.
"oh you ehoken" the greeting e'o''so oy INC "' "
the
n,s erov,d length on the pavement and
had cal RI o a
the yelled some one IN the crowd aS ,ne
TutLIrs In white passed by =. 49,. o.,oa
shouted some one ese reie'''hs ~ ' '
which heldt the electric lights above tneH haS'
49, ,s .h sooob ughIan6.r aggregation bcklted wind
merchants. oo,o, tooso md then tho
upry Tum light until the journeyman juice merchant
patched him a.. ...,, u,,. vo,r stL clad
feet gutter ncky about your dreS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
EXPECT WILSON
WILL LOSE JOB

MEXICO CITY, July 17.-Sup-
pressed excitement prevails here
today following the departure OF T..
8. Ambassador II. l.. Wilson. who
was called TO Washington by Sec
retary Bryan.
A statement issued at the Amer
lean embassy says: THE ambassa-
doris trip is for the purpose OF
placlng before the administration
exact Information as 10 the exist
ing situation IN Mexico"
II Is believed a formal demand
By Germany that the Z. s. protect
foreign property in Mexico caused
Ambassador Wilson's trip TO Wash
ington. No one here expects that
Wilson will return 10 Mexico City.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
OREGON KID IS
EASY WINNER

W., me Oregon Kid. owned by Capt.
49, rs'a smith, Of Rainier. Ore, Pa
~ NJ coast 26-foot-class champion.
~ q Walk-away In the first heat
me big free-for-all race. In the
~. Gays racing for Potlatch
o., ,piohsnip at noon. Piloted by
~. - smiths 1s-year-old son. II
s,,o sssso the finishing line at Ma.
n a q. rark a good half lap ahead
NJ ~ closest competitor. the Red
a. D. unofficial time Of the Ore
), ~ Aia, Tor the 30 miles. was CIV
.ut az 47:40. The Sla. a small
h. h., ,s, surprised everybody by finish.
~. he start OF the racA which
M. made from Madrona Park. the
!, ~ !, oi Poky II fell out Of the boat
res,. ms turn. The boat tontinred
bs"ss ,ss ID 4 circle until the magnetic
os,a s Hooded The dry,r hung
kTD.sa : buoy until taken Of by a
h. "4oy Sell, owned by n. V. Crow.
ne o. % rortland. won the first race,
Psa Eyy'inlle race, for lG.foot boats.
sss,asose .sose finished second, and tho
tbIs nef . tnlrd Official time for
i" . race vas 25:40. The po'ln,ch
va, 'aperienced engine trouble and
,or.,nI unable to compete in tie free.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
RESTED?
NOW FOR
ANOTHER

Come on out and Potlatch.
Hope you are not tired after
lass night. for the Joy is just
beginning to trickle. Today
ta big day. and. believe us.
this IS going to be some night.
And more to come.
Secretary ot the Navy Josephus
DarlelA who arrived in Seattle
Wednesday evening. reviewed the
Hmm parade and made a short
speech to the Young Mems State
Democratic league. at the CONNER.
csl Dab, will review the army and
Isr parade this afternoon from
TIE puslatch grandstand.
his parade win be the feature
ef The day, and probably OF TIE Pot
h,ch More than 1000 men will be
b Inc from the regular army and
,ayy. Besides, there will be the
vzrious iraternal organizations. the
National Guard and the state naval
nlIitla.
Here's Route Of Parade
The parade starts at Fourth av.
nd Bell 81, moves south on Fourth
o., past the grandstand to Vir-
rnia, west to First av.. south TO
Washington ST.. east TO Second av..
sor'h TO Stewart st. then to Fourth
~. and the grandstand.
Secretary Daniels viii review the
parade az Il passes the grandstand
he second time.
Ayrads Of people witnessed the
irs, parade OF the 1918 Potiatch
ind saw the most brilliant electric
pageant ever shown In the city.
Tue sidewalks we're banked with
PEOPLE. and they overflowed into
ne Street. There were hundreds
saa thousands OF them In the vari.
es buildings along the line OF the
;srzce.
Iyee All logged Up
saortly after O'Clock the cleo
VIC pageant moved down Pike St,
I'ung from Belmont av.
y vas headed by a platoon OF po-
- - Then came floats. most beau
..i noats. and then more floats.
NJ iilikums Of all descriptions.
zee Rice. majestic and dignified,
the second float. He was
ssed In the tribal costume. as
a. me big chief and the host OF
y thousands OF Potlatchers. Be
~ 49, MN came his royal family. the
'-,ss and the rest of his court.
me 1znd Seaforth Hlghlanders
~ me first Of several bands in
- parade. The Highlanders came
.n ~. NE street, dressed In plated
ss ~ scotch hats. and playing n
'co'eh war song.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
LOSES HER ROLL
IN TAXICAB RIDE

Let no one say Hazel Moore is
a woman who does not care"
She cared so much, after little
taxi ride last night on Seattle's
most beautiful boulevard, that she
reported the matter to the police
Hazel gives her residence at
present as Leavenworth. wash.
She left The Breakers cafe at an
early hour this morning, with n
man and woman who offered her a
taxi ride. Hazel amiably accepted.
She sat with the man The other
woman sat with the Jehu.
Presently the man wheeled upon
her. struck her three or four times
in the face, she says. and grabbed
$50 I'm greenbacks from her. Des'
perately. Hazel jumped out OF the
car. leaving her hat and coat, and
losing her shoes. She made bee
line for police headquarters.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
AIR BOAT TO RACE
ALL WATER CRAFT

A. Q o'clock Saturday night
the most unique race OF all 10
scheduled on Lake Washington
when Harry ChrlstoNerson.
brother OF the aviator who has
been exhibiting at Madison
Park. Will race hydro-acro.
plane against the winners OF
freefor-all motorpost regatta.
Tho alrshlp, with favorable
weather. can make SO miles an
hour. and the leading contend
ers In the freefor-all are equal.
ly ss speedy. The Van Blorek
has made 81 miles an hour, and
the Oregon Kid 50.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
SOLDIERS AND TARS
ADDING TO THE FUN

Seattle enjoys this afternoon,
for the first time In Its history,
the dlstlnotlon Of having tho
secretary OF the navy review
an army and navy parade. Sec
retary Daniels will be AZ the
prandstand. Owing TO his
presence hero, the crews OF
nine warships and a submarine
are on parade. The next big
parade OF the Potlstch Will be
the decorated auto parade to-
morrow afternoon. The Arctic
club plans TO enter 40 cars.
The Elks are strong oontende
for the big price
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
YO HEAVE no, AND
OFF TO SEA WE co

Following the Wotorboat
races on Lake Washington this
morning. three boat races Will
bo run this afternoon on Elliott
bay. The roofs OF skyserapers,
the docks, Alkl beach and West
Seattle landings furnish con-
vonlent points to View the races
from. The first will be tho
freefor-sll sallboat race, start
Ing AT 1880 from the West Sc
attic Yacht Club house. At 2
o'clock. the motor cruisers viii
be started. and the estboat
racer follow half an hour later.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
HAVE A CARE, DON'T
STRAIN YOUR NECkS

AZ no time has there been
such galaxy OF aeroplanlsta
In Seattle. Six OF them Will
give exhibitions. One 10 a
woman, the first OF her sex 20
fly In Seattle. Miss Alys Mickey
Viii fly at 10 In the morning to-
morrow and Saturday, Tonight.
Johnny Bryant will make an u.
Illuminated flight at 9 o'clock.
while Takass. local Japanese
blrdman, Silas chrlstoNerson
and Frank Bryant Will exhibit
earlier In the evening.
Harry Chrlstofferson will
race with the motorboat speed
ers Saturday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
urRES THE LATEST
daredevil STUNT

dsuble feature Will be fur
,l,n.s early this evening, when
w.. chrls,etferson Viii sail
IN. city from Lake Wash
-, 10 elliott bay In MS
.ns'v .ns.'svo',sroplane. carrying Alas
ws.v ~, former physical instrue-
rs' :, harvard. as his passen-
s,r. ,s Aoran's hands Nile, .'ll be '.sd led
ss..Slrd his back When the
ss. .'r.hlp gets to the middle Of
s,'.,, nav. Koran Is TO make
90 ..,,s dive. and attempt 10
70 Luna park. using HIS
w.. ~ ,,s legs as his sole means
n navlsa'ion'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
JOSEPHUS ID. WON'T
co HUNGRY HERE

Secretary Daniels Of the navy
started the celebration today
by getting two bids for lunch
at noon. His strenuous program
today 10 az follows: 1910,
Commercial Club, address on
navy situation; t2:45, Arctic
club, 20 smoke pipe Of peace
with Tyee Rice; 2 p. m, Pot
latch prandstand, review of
army and navy parade; $50 p.
m. banquet Rainier club, TO
Secretary and Mrs. Daniels and
officers Pacific fleet; 9 p. m,
Press club reception.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
NOTICE-THIS ONE.
FOR WOMEN ONLY

Dada day. Saturday after
noon, 10 destined 10 make his
tory. It's the first public rec.
ognltlon of poor, downtrodden
father, the goat OF the family.
Upon the success Of the day In
Seattle viii largely depend
whether TIA 10 be nationally
observed. All dads In Seattle
are eligible. The official flower
10 the poppy. President scheen.
feldt and Frank Rotoh. orig
lnstor OF Dads day, have somo
surprises In store. 80 fall In.
dadsl Forget your troubles.
Its your day. Dig In and make
IL hum.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
WHINE POTLATCHINC1 DON'T OVERLOOK THE BIG BETS
DANCES, FIREWORKS
AND HIGHLAND BAND

There will be no parade TO-
night. At tho PotIateh grand
stand, however, there will be
plenty Of attractions. Another
series Of chlldren's dances Will
be given. and then will follow
Japanese fireworks. a number
Of oct pieces viii be fired that
are said 20 be the last word In
Illuminated pyrotechlnes.. The
fireworks will begin al 10
o'clock. Between and 10 the
72nd regiment band OF seaforth
Highlander will give a concert
at Pioneer square.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
Oh the Flurry, the Hurry, of Potatchers as They Scry
ound to Tanazng Lot of Shows They Should Worry

spre n tho curb hrst Everybody does IT,
obedience to
whole bunch and
automobile
headlight fleet
searchlghts
the
buffeted by the crowd and In turn bueed those nearest
in sections
styles looked bit draggd but
much they too busy potaching
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-17
DeepDungeon if
They Catch Him

Er-er-
Don't know Just how TO be-
gin.
Well, here goes:
This young fellow. dressed
In a nstty suit Of blue, and Pot
latch beribboned sky-pieee.
was under the arsndstand.
He, er-- cr- we'll. he
pulled down her-er-er-
Oh, the ponce call him,
"Jack, the Garter Snapper
He was busy pulling ladies'
stockings down.
Maybe there's nothing In nam'
and then again-but anyway. VII
liam B. Hornblower has been suet
by n New York brass band.