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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
WOMAN CAN'T BUY
STOCK IN TEXAS BANK

Austin, Tex, FEB 2S.-AnsWering an
inquiry from secretary of state Wor-
than on the right Of married women
to become incOrpOrators of corpora
lions, the attorney generals depart
ment holds that a married woman can
not become a subscriber to the capt.
tai or to an increase of capital stock
Of any corporation: that she may be-
come stakeholder of any corpora
ton, whether banking or otherwise.
provided she acquires the stock by
glft, devise or descent When she be-
comes stakeholder in this way she
lahes the stock charged with all its
statutory liabilities, including stock
hOlqers' liability, and she may also in
such case exercise all the privileges
9L stockholder except that all divi-
ueAGs on stock, whether paid in money
Or IN stock dividend, must be paid to
me husband or some one under his di-
IecIlon, as dividends on all such stock
under the laws Of this state is com
Hluhlty property and subject alone to
law.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28

European countries. men with brains
and men with money Fl Paso and the
southwest afford rare opportunities for
such. This vast volume OF travel should
move by way Of FL PasO and the sun
set route
NO other journey offers such an as
semblage Of varied attractions, as great
natural wonders. as sublime or beauti-
full scenery, or presents such abOunding
human interest, none richer in historical
incident. romance and mystery Here
we have the remains Of prehistoric
races and the ruins OF their ancient
cities still survive and not least the
proximity to Mexico, the land OF
tragedy and romance. aid JuareZ with
shattered walls and blood stained
streets The southwest is the land OF
opportunity. Nowhere else can be
found cities like FL PasO, nowhere else
but in the southwest can the traveller
catch a glimpse Of the border life.
which like summer sunlight through
foliage stealing adds a potent charm
to life. If properly presented FL PasO
can extend an invitation TO the trans
continental visitor well nigh irresist-
fbleT
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
THE MOUSE AND THE WHISKY.

A Christmas card sent out by ". Y.
S1organ, Of the Hutchinson (KanD
news, contains this verse;
twas the night before Christmas, and
down in the cellar
A DarTel was left by a strapping big
And a wee little mousie which lived
thereabout.
saw leak in the barrel and something
run out.
lNow the barrel held whisky,
But this little guy
Had been raised in Kansas,
c And knew nothing Of Rye)
90 the mOusie first tasted the stuff
Jhat was wasted
AND liked the sensation, for il made
him feel gay.
III lust get enough of this awful good
Before that Big Bluff comes and takes
ii away"
And when The wee mousie had filled his
wee skin
So fun of the liquor no more could
get in.
He gave one big jump to the top Of
the key,
Cooked his head on one side and waved
his front leg.
I'm as brave as a lion. I'm as big as
1 could lick that damned cat if it came
along now"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
The Diary Of A Bachelor
He Goes TO Church and He Wonders
Great Deal About the
Widow and q Kiss.


y. 10 h d taken Manette for a
walk this right Sunday morning
and surprised myself by taking her
to church. 1 was not in the mood for
mingling with the gay crowds that 80
boating and gOlfing and riding and
driving on Sunday. Somehow the fact
that Sunday is spent that way always
gives me a shock, though nave never
been what is known as a religious
man
We entered late and took a back
seat that we might get out with less
disturbance If the child grew tired
have gone out would have been almost
an afIrOnt to the good man l. che pull
pit, VINO had only SIX in mis- cOngrega-
I ton 1 decided that one was his wife
Manette and made three, the janitOr
was the fourth, and 1 couldn't locate
the other two.
do not know what his text was,
1 was so occupied in thinking of the
preacher and the ianitor.
tor who is never paid an amount com
mensUrate with his task, that I slipped
a IS bill into his hand as we went out
! For yourself whispered, when 1
saw him look toward the collection
basket
have seen the widow several times
since the night she asked me to kiss
her. If / expected her to blush at our
next meeting after that sacred rite, or
foolish performance (Which ever you
chOOse) I was disappointed She was
50 self possessed and so uncOncerned,
that I wondered if dreamed it. We
are together very much during the day.
just. as usual. and I am wondering If
this ignoring of what happened means
that the net is closing around me, or
if it has opened and 1 am at liberty
to escape. I confess to greater interest
than if she had followed up her affec-
tiOnate demonstration and would ike
to know if that is just the effect this
most clever woman is seeking.
I notice that she has an unusually
pretty mouth, that her lips are full and
red and I can imagine the tender look
that would come in her eyes when she
is using her lips for the very purpose
for which such pretty lips were made
This curiosity is provoking and tan
talking. I am always wondering If her
experience with me decided her to seek
no more and what is the matter with
me any way, If woman who has been
kissed by me once doesn't want the eX-
pertinent repeated
find myself thinking Of this so
much that never leave my room after
dark. I am afraid that If ] met the
widow again in a corner where It
would be too dark to read that book
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
-Lstthe GOLD DUST TWINS do your uO0rk
THE STORY OF EsAU wooD.

Esau Wood sawed wood Esau Wood
would saw wood All the wood ESau
saw Esau Wood would saw In other
words, all the wood Esau saw to saw
Esau sought to saw. Oh, the wood
Wood would saw And oh. the wood
saw with which Wood would saw
wood.
But one day Woods wOOd-saw would
saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood
sawed was not the wood Wood would
saw if Woods woOd-saw would saw
wood.
Now. Wood would saw wood with a
wOOd-saw that would saw wood One
day Esau saw a saw saw wood as no
other WOOd-SaW Wood saw would saw
wood. In fact. of all the wOOd-saWs
Wood ever saw saw wood Wood never
saw a wOOd-saW that would saw wood
as the WOOd-saW Wood saw saw wood
would saw wood. and no other ever
saw a wOOd-saW that would saw as the
wOod-saw Wood saw would saw Now
Wood saws wood with the wOOd-saW
Wood saw saw wood
Oh. the wood the WOOd-saw Wood
saw saw would saw! Oh, the wood
Woods wOodshed would shed when
Wood would saw wood with the wood
saw Wood saw saw wood
Finally, no man pay ever know how
much wood the WOOd-saW Wood saw
would saw, If the WOOd-saw Wood saw
would saw all the wood the WOOd-saw
Wood saw would saW.-BuffalO Times.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
Quickly Cures The
Worst BaCkaChe
Makes Kidney Troubles,
Bladder Disorders, and
Rheumatic Pains
Vanish.

1t is no longer necessary for any one
TO suffer with backaching, kidney
trouble have disagreeable bladder and
urinary disorders to contend with. or be
tortured with rheumatism, stiff joints,
and its heart-wrenching pains. for the
new discovery, CrOxOne, quickly and
surely relieves all such troubles.
Croxone is the most wonderful
remedy yet devised for Kidding the sys-
fem of uric acid and driving out all
the poisonous impurities which cause
such troubles. 1t is entirely different
from All other remedies. It is not like
anything else ever used 1or the pur-
nose. 1t acts on the principle of clean
ing out the pOisons and removing the
It soaks right in through the walls,
membranes and Innings, like water in
a. sponge, neutralizes, dissolVes, and
makes the kidneys sift out and filter
ayvav. all the uric acid and poisons
from the blood. and leaves the kidneys
ana urinary organs clean, strong,
If matters not how long you have
suffered. how old you are, or what you
have used, the very lpls VI II OK
one is such that it is practically i'm
possIble to take it into the human sys-
Ten, without results. There Is nothing
eIse on earth like it. 1t starts TO work
the minute you take II ana relieves
Won the first time you use It,
IF Won suffer with pains in your
back. and sides, or have any signs of
kidney. bladder troubles, or rheuma-
tism. such as puffy swellings under
the eyes or in the feet and ankles. if
you are nervous. tired, and run down,
or bothered with Summary disorders.
Croxone will quickly relieve you OF
your misery You can secure an orig
inal package of CrOXOne at trifling
cost from any first class druggist. All
druggists are authorized to personally
return the purchase price if il fails in
a single ase.-Adyertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
Lolita Robertson Finds Time To Be A = =
Star and An Old Fashioned Mother
By MarEaret Hubbard Aver.

BY Margaret Hubbard Aver.
~ HERE is an au-star cast play
ing in Fine Feathers" but the
= bright particular star OF the
company never comes on the stage at
all
She does not have to for she can
get all the adulatiOn and applause she
needs without leaving her dressing
room.
Her name? 1t is Miss Maxine Lo-
lita Figman. Her age six months. She
has never missed a matinee.
Her Reception Days.
Wednesday and Saturday Maxine ID
Iita receives behind the stage at the
Aston. Wilton Lackaye admits he is
her slave and never misses spending
every spare moment telling her in
imitable stories.
Maxine Lolita bids fair to be a
beauty. At present she is a splendid
specimen of healthy babyhood and her
mother and father are still wondering
whom she will look like.
Her mother is Mrs Figman, Lo-
Iita Robertson on the stage, inter
preted.
Mrs. Figman's philosophy is very
simple. It is summed up in a few
words she said to me during my visit:
4 think women were intended for
this, TO rear children and to make
homes. These are two things that
men can't do"
An Interesting Part.
That is my career" said Mrs. Rob
ertsOn Figman. pointing TO the baby
with a COrnelia-ike gesture. 4 &C
cepted the part in Fine Feathers be-
cause it enabled me to be with my
husband and I found that il would not
interfere with my care of the baby.
The part is very interesting. because
it depicts a kind of woman that is
all too common these days, the WON
an who is wild for pretty clothes
who sees nothing in her modest home
but the things it lacks and whose
sense of honor is so dulled that she
demands the sacrifice of her husbands
conscience and finally Of his life 20
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
The Husband Question
Beatrice Goes to Dinner and Sends n
Message of Belief in Him
to Paul Maynard.
By Virginia Terhune Van de Water

A S Beatrice Minor and DR.. Haynes
n came up on her veranda Helen
= - Robbins welcomed them with en-
thusiasm.
1T is dear Of you people to come to-
nightl' she declared Goodness knows
want some cheerful persons here-
John has come home from the city
thing that makes him almost cross
and the only other man / have sue
ceeded in securing to dine here is DR..
Yeager."
.'Yeager2" asked DR.. Haynes. rs he
the chap that you sent over 10 see Mrs.
Minor this morning.
! Yes" said his hostess, as she helped
Beatrice remove her wraps He IS a
ChicagOan and very nice He is here
on a short visit TO Paul Maynard at the
Cedar Cliff So, when ] found that you
two could come ] teIephoned for them
to come over also But Paul said he
couldn't accept my invitation
Good! muttered Dr. Haynes in a
voice that was meant 70 reach Beat
rice only, but which her sharp witted
friend heard
What did you say2, she demanded
suddenly. Don't you like PaulE'
Maynard's Friend.
Does any man like the CHAP whom
all the women lOFe?" laughed Dr.
Haynes Naturally. / am glad that
such an attractive man viii not be on
hand when / want TO talk to you and
Mrs Minor myself"
Keith Lacy had entered as his sister
was talking and now greeted the two
guests
Helen, did I hear you remark that
you were expecting other guests2' he
asked his sister
'OnIy one other" she replied, and
that is Dr. Yeager, Paul Manyard's
friend Paul himself cannot come"
Beatrice, watching the young man.
saw a look Of relief cross his face and
wondered what he would have done if
MAYNARD had come. Her speculatiOns
were checked by the arrival of Dr..
Yeager, who, after speaking to his
hostess turned to the widow with
smile that showed a set of perfect
teeth He was distinctly good look
ing, Beatrice decided. in spite Of the
fact that she did not usually admire
naxen haired, blue eyed men
FOod-IIis Prescription.
1T is a pleasure to meet YOU under
more happy conditions than / met you
this morning" he said 7 am glad to
see that you have quite recovered from
your indisposition." Then, as the con-
versation became general, he asked in
a low voice If she felt perfectly well
now.
Perfectly" said Beatrice, except
that I feel a bit shaky."
Have you eaten anything this af-
ternoon?' asked the physician
Beatrice thought for moment. then
laughed. q declare" she said, I be
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28

Is it possible that in these days when
cleanliness and sanitary reform is be
ing preached in the churches, schools
and at public gatherings, that thou
sands Of people viii continue to suffer
from catarrh, when there is an abso-
luteIv certain remedy at hand2
HYOMEI pronounced High-O-me) is
the remedy 1t is q pleasant and anti
septic medication which you place IN
the inhaler Breathing through the
inhaler charges the air with this germ
killing antiseptic. Catarrhal dis
charges. sniffles, foul breath. watery
ewes and the formation OF crusts in the
nose are promptly relieved by breath
ing this medicated air
1t is guaranteed to do it, or money
back
Entirely Cured by HTOMEI.
Having suffered from catarrh for
about two years, and having tried
numerous remedies without any salts
factory results. finally tried HYOMEI
and am clad to state that after using
eborf one and One-half bottles, I am
entirely cured. I have recommended it
10 others with satisfactory results"
g n Ifndsy. Mitchell S d.
a comDIete HYOMEI outfit consist
5nr- Of a strong. hard rubber pocket In
ba1er and a bottle Of HYOMEI costs
oDIv 800. and extra bottles, If after
wards needed are only so cents each at
Kelly & Pollard's and druggists every
where.
Use HYOAEI for Bronchitis, Coughs
and Colds, Group of Infants, and any
inflammatOry disease Of the breathing
organs.-AdYertisem
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
YOUR FRECKELS
Need Attention in February and March
or Face May stay


NOw>is the time to take special care
lOf the complexion If you wish it to
look well the rest OF the year The
February and March winds have a
strong tendency to bring out freckleS
that may stay all summer unless re-
moved Now is the time to use othine
double strength
This prescription for the removal Of
freckles is the discovery OF an eminent
skin specialist and is so uniformly
successful that IL is sold by Potter
Drug company under guarantee to re-
fund the money If IL fails Get an
ounce Of Othine-dOuble strength
and even a few applications should
show a wonderful improvement. some
of the smaller freckies even vanishing
entirely.-Advertis
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28

too narrow and old fashioned go some
where else for their entertainment
Praise the Best Tonic.
"If we hear more praise in families
and less scolding there would be more
happy children and more successful
marriages.
All the cast of Fine Feathers are
family people. Miss COghlan has
brought up her nieces, Mr. EdesOn has
a baby of his own and Mr. Lackaye
has a boy, so they understand and
sympathize with babies and didn't
misj interruptions during rehearsals-
Oh, 7 believe in careers. for women, dear
me yes, but the real thing in life is baby
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28

crafty her desire for fine things.
she began by holding out on the
housekeeping money, running up bills
How many women are doing that I
wonder About as many as are living
away beyond their income and excus-
ing themselves by saying that they
have to keep up with their neighbO
I've often wondered why children
seemed so glad to get away from home
as they grew up It's because the
home does not broaden as the child
develops Parents stop taking an in
interest in the new, progressive ideas
and trend of the times. and the young
people naturally finding their homes
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28

Az writes; 4 should like a good
reliable treatment for the hair and
scalp Something that viii cure dan
druf and stop falling hair, also cure
an itching scalp"
Answer The most reliable treatment
Tor the scalp is sold in 4 or jars at any
drug store and is called plain yellow
mnyoL 1t is superior to anything
known for the scalp. It gives new vfgor
and helps the hair TO keep its natural
color. This will positively cure YOUR
dandruff and stop the itching of the
scalp
Harry NJ" writes: 7 am quite tall
ana DO not weigh enough for my
height Am very nervous. and my skin
Is very pale"
Answer: You can readily increase
your weight by taking three grain
hypO-nuclane tablets regularly for sew
eral months These tablets viii also
overcome nervousness. help digestion
and assimilation and thus improve the
color of the skin. Many report gaining
10 to 80 pounds with improved health
IN every way after a thorough course
OF treatment The tablets are packed
in sealed cartons with directions and
are widely prescribed for your all
ment.
Poor Ann writes: Every winter
am troubled with slight attacks Of
rheumatism I have tried many things
but with no avail"
Answer The best thing for rheuma- /
tlsm IS made by mixing the following I
ingredients and taking a teaSpoonfuI /
az meal times and again at bedtime
Iodide of potassium, > drains; sodium I
sa1cylate. 4 drains; wine of colch1cum. Z
l-2 ounce; comp essence cardiol, 1 o. I
comp fluid balmwOrt, I o., and syrup (
Sarsaparilla comp. ozs-
Mrs. A c. writes Ny little dauSh-
ter has a very bad cold and cough 7
which we do not seem able to even re-
heve. What shall do.
Answer: Purchase a 21-2 o. bottle
of essence .lnenthO-laNene and make a
syrup according to directions given and
your daughter viii be cured within
few days This is very pleasant TO
take and viii drive the cold out OF the
system
Jane H." writes; Kindly publish
remedy for dyspepsia. feel irritable
and cross and cannot sleep which 1 am
sure is due to the stomach trouble
Please advise.
Answer The following simple medi-
cine viii cure all your stomach disOr-
ders and if your food digests your
whole system viii be in better con-
dition. Get at any up-tO-date drug
store tablets triOpeptne- These are
packed in scaled cartons with full DE-
recGOus. They are pink. white md
blue tablets to be taken morning, noon /
and night
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
[ReDoCToR's
94DvICE8
ZDl.ZeWn5 Baker *

diseases are given and the answers VIII
apply TO any case OF similar nature
Those wishing further advice free.
may aoqress DIT Lewis Basers College
Bldg, College ElwOod SITS. Dayton o..
enclosing self-addressed stamped en-
Eel0pe for reply Fun name and adj
dress must Re given. but only initials
OF fictitious name viii be used in ny
answers The prescriptions can b
filled at any Well-stocked drug store.
Any druggist can order OF WHOLESALERS
Sarah" writes. viii YOU please re-
peat tue formula for the tonic which
you gave to Helen" some time ago.
am nervous, sleepless, and have no -ap-
petite whatever"
Answer: shall very gladly repsat
the tonic and I am sure that it wiz
help YOU, as it has many other girls
to-date drug store the following in
Sredlents- syrup Of hypOphOsphitcs
comp . oZs-, tincture cadOmene conn.
o. mot cardamOn)- Mix and shake
Wen before using. This should be
taken regularly and in a few weeks
you VIII have good appetite and De
well and strong
Miserable asks. Il was miserable an
through the summer last year on ac-
count Of being too fat. Can You please
help me TO reduce with something
harmless
Answer: Hundreds Of people who are
TOO fat suffer It is needless sufferinG-
The discovery OF the principles con
tanned in 5-grain arbOIene tablets
makes 1t comparatively easy for any
one TO reduce from 10 to 50 pounds.
sealed tubes with directions for self
administration
- "GuendaHne" writes. kindly ten
me what to DO suffer with liver,
kidney and stomach trouble An con-
Slpated and have slight attacks Of oil
hOusness-"
Answer; For your stomach. liver and
kidneys take three grain sulpherb tau
lets, mot suIphur) These little tab
lets are packed in sealed tubes and
contain full directions for using They
VIII purify the blood and act directly
on the liver and kidneys and il taken
regularly viii gradually effect cure.
1 nave found these to be the most re-
laole FOR all ailments that arise from
chronic constipation
Wife -IncOntinence or bedwettfng
IN children is usually cured by using
the following in 10 to Is drop doses IN
water one hour before meals. Tincture
Suoeos dram; tincture rhus aromatic
: oramS- comp fluid balmwort / or
Mix we'll
= * T. writes 81 am a constant
sufferer Of catarrh IT has affacta5
my throat and nOstrils to a great ex-
tent- II gives me headache and az
reefs my eyes What would you recon-
mend2'
Answer Use antiseptic ViIane pow
der according to the directions e-fven
and you VIII soon be cured Of catarrh.
[ receive hundreds of letters daily
from grateful people who have been
cured purchase twO-Ounce package
II Nilane powder and take one-hsIf
-easpOOnful OF the powder and one Mint
Of warm water and snuff the wafer
from the palm of the hand into the nos
trils several times daily. When rbe
lOStrils are thoroughly cIeansed aDDfv
the following catarrh balm. Mix tea
spoonful of Vilane powder with one
ounce of vaseline or lard and apply. to
the nostrils as far up as possible. DO
his several times a day and your
roUble viii soon vanish Tt is wen 10
use II occasionally to prevent a re-
,urrenCe.-AdV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28

For rash, letter. and IN a. -.
tortures that babies suffer, ZEIO has
For the skin troubles that men and
scorching eczema, dandrnff f1floS5,,l "a ~.
reddeneG skin, IL has proven its astonisb-
ing results in thousands Of cases. The i'm
me9l1te feleL 1t gives is almost heavenly.
AnlniO - ciean, antiseptic solution an
pliesCd 10 me skin; no oily paste or Ointment
MY rect would scald and crack into
the pIooq- Could hardly walk Tried
one Dott1e OF ZEAIO. 25c, and it cured
them T. W Flowers, Jeweler, Oak-
All hrst-class druggists sell ZEArO.
receipt of price by E. W. Rose SfeSi-
cine Co, st. Louis. No.
Sold and guaranteed in FL Paso by
Kelly & Pollard. A. T. Ryan g. Co. Rio
Grande Pharmacy, Euoblauch Drug Co.
and Potter Drug CO.-AdVertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
Baby Loves ZEM0
for Skin Trouble
Stops Itching at Once. Cures Irri-
tated, Chapped Skin.

Buy a 25e Bottle Today and Prove It.
Try one application Of ZEMO or
the baby, and see the poor little fell
low jubilate with his toes. and chuck
lie. If he could only talk, he'd thank
you for the heavenly relief ZEMO Is
guaranteed to stop itching Immediate
" or money is refunded.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
lis nWN MAKE.

Mr.. Beacon-That Mr.. CrOssley, who
called last evening, is self-made
man. Mrs. BacCn-TOO bad he couldn't
have made himself a little more agree
able.-YOnkers Statesman.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28

People can be very much ashamed #
liking corned beef and cabbage without
being at all ashamed of not paying the
butchers bills for pOrterhOuse steak
New York Press.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28
Don't You Believe tt

Some say that chronic constipation
cannot be cured Don't you believe it.
Chamberlain Tablets have cured 9th
ers-wly not yOu2 Give them a. trial
They cost only a quarter For sale by
all dealers.-Advertise
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-28

Yes, Yes-'Privates in the army eat
more than the officers" rs that
right Yes. There are more e
them-''-The ChaparraL