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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
cLoUDEo BRAIN
Clears Up on Change to Proper Food.

The brain cannot work with clear
ness and accuracy, if the food taken is
not fully digested, but is retained in
the stomach to ferment and form
poisonous gases, etc. A dull, clouded
brain is likely to be the result
A Mich. lady relates her experience
in changing her food habits, and re-
suits are very interesting:
"A steady diet OF rich, greasy foods
such as sausage, buckwheat cakes and
so on, finally broke down a stomach
and nerves that. by inheritance, were
sound and strong, and medicine did
no apparent good in the way of relief.
My brain was clouded and dull and
was suffering from a case of consti-
patton that defied all remedies used.
The Road to Wel1ville,' in some
providentiaI way, fell into my hands,
and may Heavens richest blessings
fall on the man who was inspired to
write it.
Il followed directions carefully, the
physical culture and all, using Grape
Nuts with sugar and cream, leaving
meat. pastry and hot biscuit entirely
out Of my bill Of fare. The result
ram in perfect health once more.
81 never realize have nerves, and
my stomach and bowels are in fine
condition. My brain is perfectly clear
and am enjoying that state of health
which God intended his creatures
should enjoy and which all might
have, by giving proper attention to
their food" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Greek, Mich Read THE
Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's
q reason"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears frona time TO time. They
are genuine arues and fall OF humRn
interest.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

clothes. One day my husband got the
neighbors in to see what the matter was
but they could not help me. My first
thought was for Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and sent my hus-
band out for it and took ituntil was en-
tirely cured. / am a woman Of perfect
health and my health and happiness
came from Lydia E. Pinkham's medi-
cine. You may rest assured that do
all ] can to recommend your wonderful
medicine to my friends. p MRS. FRED
STONE, Route No. 3, Malone, N. Y.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, il unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displscements, infiam-
nation, liberation, tumors, Irregularities,
periodic peins, backache, bearing down
feeling, fiatulency, indigestion, dizziness,
ornervous prostration. Lydia q. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is the STAN
dard remedy for female ills.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
NOISE ANGERED THE BULL
Reduced Motorcycle to Mass Of Scrap
Iron and Calmly Trotted Back
to Pasture.

Wellsboro, Pa.-Angered at the
chugging OF motorcycle which
Charles Reuning, thirty-fve years old,
was riding along a country road,
huge bull, after running behind 1t In
side the fence of his pasture. dashed
On ahead, broke through the barrier at
a weak spot, bounded into the road
and. with lowered head, charged down
upon the machine and the rider.
The animal struck the machine,
which was going about twenty miles
an hour, with terrific force, throwing
it and the rider into a ditch by the
roadside Reuning was rendered in
sensible by the fall, and the bull tram
pied and gored him until he was dead.
Then the animal turned it's atten.
ton to the machine, the motor of
which was still chugging, and, after a
few minutes work with horns and
hoofs, turned 1t into a mass of scrap
iron. The bull then trotted back up
the road and into the pasture. where
1t was found calmly munching away
at the grass.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Why He Was Not Promoted.

why TIC was tNOt FFOfuOLGQs
He thought doing his work well was
enough.
He didn't make a noise about It
He didn't strike for a raise.
He expected his work to speak for
itself.
He had read that industry, faithful
ness and integrity are sure to win"
He believed that sooner or later they
would.
He worked for man who never
raised an employees wages If he could
help it.
He expected that his usefulness
would be discovered in good time.
He didn't go to his employer and tell
him plainly about the wonderful abil.
ity he possessed.
He just went along faithfully doing
the best he could day after day and
year after year.
He noticed that other men pushed
ahead of him.
He was aware Of the fact that they
had gone to headquarters and kicked.
He went on believing in the theory
that industry. faithfulness and integ-
rity are sure to be rewarded.
He happened, however, to be work
ink for the wrong man.
He would have sought employment
elsewhere. but he had read that a
rolling stone gathers no moss.
He believed that, too, for he had
heard successful men say it was true.
He stuck faithfully to the time-ffon-
ored rules which successful men al
ways claim to have observed on the
way up.
He overlooked the fact that kicking
for and insisting on getting all that
one is entitled to must in most cases
be two-thirds of the game.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Good Literature Is
of Vital Importance
BY Mrs. cha.. Dannsla. Grove City. Pa.

No filthy literature should be allowed to enter homes
Parents should choose only good books for the boys and girls read
while they young doing will be modng their characters
along the line of the highest and the pu things life and will have
great influence their lives they and womanhood and
go out into the world alone
There plenty of good books and parents should do all they pos
b up humanity the having good books in the homes
for the boys and girls to read
Bad literature will lead their young tender lives downward into the
paths and vene while literature will lift them
Good books will mold noble character life of girl
think the devil and his evil works all bad literature
Good literature for boys and girls of today that they
might be fitted be the noble Christian
let look well the reading girls
await results in the and of tomorrow.
Can picture pitabe sight than that of beautiful young
boy girl going down and perhaps early grave through
evil effects of reading the dirty novel?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
BOY STARTS RIOT
IN NEW YORK zoo
Youth filings Tiger Cub at Sleep
ing Hippo.
ANIMALS IN PANIC
Keepers Succeed In oueIilns Disturb
ance, but Fall to Capture the Red,
Headed Cause Of the TroubIe--En.
tire MenaeerIe Was In uproar.

New York.-Anybody between here
and the Pacific coast who encounters
a small boy with red hair and a snub
nose, galloping in the general direc.
ton Of California, is respectfully ad-
vised by Head Keeper Bill Snyder
and Assistant Keeper George Sinkert
of the Central Park zoo to let him
keep on running. Bill and George
have registered stern oath to remove
theshide Of said youngster and tan the
same and nail 1t to the wall OF the
arsenal as warning to all other
naughty youngsters
Sinkert opened the south door OF the
lion house at $3.50 the other day as
usual and crossed the hall to open the
north door, The sinful youth of the
red hair and the snub nose followed
him In unobserved. A small tiger kit
ten. which had walked out of its
mothers cage in the exuberance of
the summer morning, jumped out
from the side of the room and trailed
Sinkert. The boy caught up the cat
and cast 1t into the hippopotamus
pool.
The little cat landed with a squawk
near the nose Of Caliph H., who was
asleep, almost entirely under water, In
corner of the pool. Nobody except
the hippo knows Just what kind of a
wicked dream was in his massive
head at the moment, but the squat OF
the tiger kitten and its frantic churn-
ing apparently fitted into a horrible
nightmare.
Caliph awoke with a terrified
scream and paved the water and then
the air and began a mighty snorting
and roaring. The lions took up the
cry. Also the tigers, and pumas and
all the other cats. And, incidentally
the elephants and all the other beasts
At this time Sinkert got his first
sight Of the young man who had
started the trouble running westward
The little tiger, with rare presence
Of mind, picked out the back of the
aoundering Caliph II. az a life-saving
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Sunday Should Be Chosen
for Day Of Rest
By Mrs. R. o. Allison. cOmanchs. Texas

is in order and all dishes washed Saturday night
For breakfast Sunday prepared cereal with
fruit if obanable Set breakfast dishes the sink and turn
water When Clean dry and forgetting elze before
using next day.
For dinner dainty japanese napkins sandwiches made of cold
meat and light bread prepared the day Salmon chicken salad
beef boiled ham make sandwiches and there numbers
side Dishes such vegetable Salads sliced sweet potatoes and deed eggs
which be prepared ready and served without dishes
paab dessert be made of cake and iced Then
treat the tea glasses the breakfast dishes.
Supper be similar dinner but should lighter pleasing
variety the dessert be had by serving fresh fruit with lemonade
If there children in the family they will enjoy having their lunch
placed in basket and being allowed to eat in the yard orchard picnic
fashion, The older Ones enjoy having their meals in the tngroom
or the porch ant
This plan affords pleasant change from the everyday dnngroom
meals eliminates cooking and dish washing and enables the houseepe
to make Sunday day Of rest, everyone should.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
First Newspaper.

The Acta Diurna (Acts Of the Day.,
instituted by Julius Caesar, comes
about as near being the first newspa.
per as anything we can find. There
was an official editor, and the gazette
was exhibited daily in public, 1t was
copied by scribes, who sold it to their
customers. The Acta contained an.
nouncements or DEGREES by the gov.
eminent, notices relating to the courts,
and other matters of public interest,
such as birth. marriages and deaths
It, had wide circulation and in many
ways fulfilled the office of a regular
newspaper.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Why He Complained.

Farmer Hiram sold butter to the
village grocer and took sugar in ex-
change. It seemed to Farmer Hiram
after while that the sugar he was
getting was short weight So he went
over to the grocery store to make a.
complaint.
Look here. Mr.. Jones'" he said,
1T seems to me you're giving me
short weight sugar."
No" said Jones, In dry voice.
mo, that cant be, for in measuring
out that sugar of yours I always use
a pound of your butter as a weight
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Come. little boy. and take my hand; we'll
face the world together;
Impart your hope to me and 1 will laugh
at wind and weather;
My arm shall be your faithful shield. my
love your hearts reliance
Come, take nay hand, and we will bid the
fates that frown defiance.
With you to bid me hope and you to
cheer me on the highway,
My footsteps never shall be turned down
any shameful byway;
MY arm shall be your pillow when the
bright stars twinkle Ger us,
And will give you courage on the hills
that stretch before us.
My years shall yield you knowledge. /
will be your strong defender,
AND you shall keep my spirit pure, my
proud heart brave and tender.
Come, little boy, and take my hand; we'll
face the world together,
And bear no fear and brook no doubt in
glad or gloomy weather.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
The eIorious.Rose.


She gave me rose
That she wore on her breasti
Of all of my treasures
IT'S dearest. tits best.
When its petals are dust
And when / am no more
My soul will still cherish,
Wherever 1t may soar,
The Joy that she gave with
The rose that she wore.
SHE.
/ gave him a rose
That another gave mel
gave 1t, intending
That other to see:
/ gave 1t to rouse
In another alarm
Why not? In such scheming
There's surely no harm,
All, rose. take my blessing!
You worked like a charm.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
callph Awoks with Terrified Scream.

island and fioundered to its highest
point, fastening his long claws In the
amphibian's thick hide.
Caliph's panic was not in any
measure lessened by this experience,
The bowls and roars of the other
beasts and the clamor of the geese
and storks and pelicans in the bird
house could be heard In Central Park
west. They ended only when Sinkert
went to the edge of the tank. caught
the kitten by the back of it's neck
plucked it from Caliph's back and
took 1t to be dried with a towel and
laid in a sunny window
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Lona-LIved EnaIlah Famlln.

Five brothers and sisters, named
Harris, whose united ages total 43S
years, met at birthday party at Rad.
mage, Bucks, England. Their ages are
ninety-six, ninety-two, lightweight,
eighty-two and eighty, an average OF
more than eighty-seven. Five other
members of the same family, who have
died, we're aged ninety-three, eighty.
nine, lightweight, eighty-seven and
seventy-seven.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
His Honor safe.

Chief Justice Isaac Russell, of the
court of special sessions, tells how he
went to the city hall to call on the
mayor on rainy day, and as he was
leaving the building he slipped and
bumped all the way down the stone
steps. A man rushed up, helped hin,
to his feet, and asked. rs your hon
or hurt?"
NO" replied the Judge; my honor
remains intact, but my spine seems
to be Jared. Kansas City Journal
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

because he married an American
girl at Yale. Chinese student has
been made the victim of the first Ce-
iestial bigamy prosecution. BesN-1es
establishing valued legal precedent,
the case shows that little goes on in
this old world of ours in which the U.
S. A. is not involved.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

All laboring people, es-
pecially those who live on
farms, should have one day
in each week on which to
rest and read.
Sunday should be chosen
for this. See that the house
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
The FIVE SENSES.
Johnny erasped the Idea After Being
Given a Hint by Teacher.

A teacher was trying to have his.
pupils form some conception of the
five senses, but one little chap failed
to grasp any idea of the lecture says,
the Youngstown Telegram
You know | am here, don't you.
Johnnie?"
Johnnie nodded assent.
well, how do. you know"
IT can see you"
Exactly; there you have the first
of the senses, seeing. Now. if you
should close your eyes would you still
know ! am here?"
Yes, sir
And how would you know"
With his face beaming with intelli-
gence, Johnnie quickly responded:
Il know, teacher; | can smell, too
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Bryan to Carry luncheon.

Washington. Hereafter Secretary
Of State Bryan viii carry his lunch to
the state department every day. Mrs.
Bryan, he says, will prepare the lunch.
con every morning, 1t will save me
nearly an hour to eat 1t at the office
Instead of going out for It." he said.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Pen FOWL and Buffalo EInht.

PHILADELPHIA duel between a buf
falo and a pea fowl was witnessed by
hundreds at the geological gardens
here. The fowl darted in and out,
peeking at the buffalo, which finally
crushed Its enemy against the side OF
the caRa
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Cove swallow Dynamite

Four cows owned by Leon ]. Myers
OF Carthage, N. Y, ate ten sticks of
dynamite left in a pasture by en-
ployees on highway work nearby. The
COWS apparently enjoyed the meal. as
all they left was a pile of crumbs.
The cows are still intact.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Solomon.

Why is it the pictures of King Solo
mon always show him as an old, gray
headed man? Wasn't he ever young?"
"Gracious!" her husband replied.
wouldn't 600 wives make any man
look old and gray? How can you ask
such foolish questions?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
IN SUCH PAIN
WOMAN TORE
Her CLOTHES
Testifies She Was Restored
to Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Malone, N. w. Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has GER

tainly done me q lot
Of good. / first heard
of it when / was a
girl andI alwayssa
that If / ever had fe-
male trouble / would
take It.
"I suffered from
organic iniarnma-
ton and would have
spells when / would
be in such pain that
III woIIld tear nv
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

constant Reader" assures an east
ern editor that it is worry that pro-
duces the bald pate. In that case how
does he explain the apparent excep-
ton OF the bald-headed row at must.
cal comedy?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

There is one thing about the plan
of that preacher who is sending out
talking machine records of his SER
mons for the stay-at-homes. The ma
chine can be shut off when the audi
ence Is tired.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

The same fellow who is playing ball
with the kids in the lot next door is
the same boy" who grunted about
lame back every time his wife sug-
gested that the sidewalk needed SHOW
cling last winter.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Good literature is some
thing Of vital Importance
in our homes. The charac-
ter of our boys and girls
will depend almost as large
" on what they read as on
their home training.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
slbyI,s All RIaht.

Whom do you consider the most
nm de steele girl in our set?r
Sibyl Summergirl, by all oddst
she gets out of a hammock without
hrst directing the attention of the
men to some object in the distance"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

just why some men be-
come cranky and ill-tem-
pered shortly after mar
riage is a question many
brides find hard to answer.
Their inability to solve the
problem invariably lies in
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
clreumstantIaI Evidence

Has Freddie come home vet. a
Bridget"
Yes, mum. I haven't seen him.
but the dog is shivering and the cat
hiding under the sofa. Chicago Rec
Herald.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Each MAY Do HIa Part

Be such a man, live such life. that
IL every man were such man as you,
and every life a life like yours, this
earth would be Gods paradise.-Phil
lips Brooks.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Warned.

Husband must go out tonight
my love. Engagement with a n1sto'
mer.
Wife.-Very well. but don't be gone
long and soAo
Husband-And what?
Wife.-Don't come home short
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
A Mana Mort.

Blessed Is he who has found his
work" says Carlyle; but there is a
widespread impression that he is more
blessed who can afford to boss while
omebody else does 1t.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Family Pride.

Prisoner Ito jailer)-Put me in cell
SO.
What for?"
Its the one father used to have
Fliegende Blaetter.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Every man who buys pair of white
trousers and cap with an anchor on
II does not own an 1s-foot motorboat,
even II he does tell every one he is
going on a cruise.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

According to an old adage. there is
a time for work and a time for play,
but the ball player seems to have time
for both at the same time.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Germany is now offering tourists
air rides to assist in seeing the sights.
To riding, sailing and swimming, fly
Ing is now added to swell the Joys of
the summer vacation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

The paprika highball whatever
that isl is to become immensely popu-
lar down at Washington, according to
the dictates of the pure food depart
ment.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

What has become Of the old-fashion-
ed swain who carefully removed the
cigars from his vest pocket and placed
them on the mantel when calling on
his best girl?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

A market report says that cheese is
at standstill But most connois-
seurs of cheese don't like 1t that way.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Surely, with all Of the in
defatigable search of the
pathological scientists we
shall find a serum or Gull
ture which will check the
deadly march of the ever
increasing "White plague.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

In contest for women only in Paris
It was decided that the worst trait a
man could possess was seltishness.
Many man will now pay his wife's
bills In silence
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Anxious inquirer: webster's die
tionary fails to state whether the stick
carried by police woman remains q
billy or becomes nanny.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Wise as Solomon or any other ex-
perienced married man is the judge
who told husband 1t vas wrong to
leave letters where his wife could
find them.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

A Texas man who lost an umbrella
had enough faith in human nature to
advertise for 1t. Investigation has
proved that he only recently moved to
Texas.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Moi. HAVE rro,,hI.

IF man has enough money he can
10 anything"
Il don't know about that. Do YOU
mink John D. or Carnegie could walk
i tight-rope?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Bulgarian coats are said to be pop
ular with the men IN New York. Well,
If the bow behind hats become popu-
lar there's a chance for this new fad.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

At last the automobile with the COW.
catcher has come 1t was only ques-
ton of time.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

A Berlin judge has ruled that
betrothal is not binding. Looks like
fine opening for woman's rights
party.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Another exemplification Of "the
easiest way" Florida woman has
gone insane because she couldn't
solve the hired girl problem.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

An unsportsmanlike exchange sug-
gests the addition of another column
to the tabulated baseball score to re-
cord bonehead plays.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Become not alarmed over your at
flictions, for most of them pass quick
Iy, notably, the cubist art.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08
Where They AZ Ila.tul

VI what use is a horse, anywayf
VINO wants them nowadays"
why, horses are all right. nm,
oerstand that their skins make eD
ceiient automobile cushions
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

Leased wire report from New York
says the stop. look, listen" gown is
the latest creation there. Many Of
as are doing the same thing.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-08-08

New York woman is suing her hus-
bands second wife for $4,000 dam
ages for loss of his affections. Rath-
or high for secondhand article.