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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-08-29
to foller the so-called idees Of

anyhow, to foller the so-called idees OF
g.
"Oh, see," says he, in sort of
significant way. II see: it would be a
slow roundup. Maybe my intrusts
blinds me to those of the people you
represent A slow roundup wouldn't
hurt me any! But, OF course, you
stan FIR the mawgitchee's intrusts,
an are naturally hostyle
I set sort o. numbed FIR minute.
A new thing was a-happenin' to me,
to wit, an idee was workin' itself into
my self-sealin', alright, shot-proof,
Harveyized skull. Talk about your
floods O. light! got what Doc calls
q Noachian deluge of it right then,
"Sir,' says ], AN Madam, truly !"
quotin from a pome Mrs. E. had
been readin'-sI think see my duty
clear at last! If I fin'ly hev grasped
it, my labors requires my absence"
says I, "an' I'll see you later"
Mr.. Elkins laughed a sort of Van
Triloquist's chuckle. Josie EIkins
comes up, an STAMINA close to me in
If she's climbin' into your vest pocket,
she suuoze my hand, an she says.
'Mr. Driscall, we know that you'll be
true to any trust reposed in you! An
to your fricnds!" An at the word
friends she sort Of made sunbeams
from her eyes to mine, an pressed my
hand before breakin' away, as much
as to say that, speakin' o. friends, the
ones that had RELY drunk from the
same canteen an robbed watermelon
patches together from earliest infancy
was her an me. Holy Mackinaw!
went out into the wilderness givin'
thanks an singin' an cussin' myself,
at peace with all the world.
I hatter myself that the work done
upon, or emanatin' from the J-Up-And-
Down Ranch from that time, f.r a
spell, stands in clas by itself in cow
country ANNALS. 1t begins with a sort
O. quarterly conference of the punch
ers. / gives 'em sermon something
as folders:
'Fellers." says I, cts ben borne in
upon me that these dogieS need drfvin'
where they's fewer cows to the cubic
inch O. water. Moreover, they're in
too much Of huddle. Here's the hull
ten thousand cooped up within TWEEN
ty to thirty mile Of the spot wherein
we stand. You CANT swing a bob-cat
by the tall" says !, without scratch
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-08-29

assumin' possession OF ten thousand
dogies; and I feel sure he'll want to
leave you in charge of EN-. He's stuck
on you, Aconite."
"See him in Helena fust,' says I.
''But wait minute" says Mr.. FL
kins. somebody's got to take charge
of his stuff for the mortgage, if he
keeps ON thinkin' as he does now.
You're our friend. TIN De more agree
able in every way to have you than,
say, Bill Skeels, of the OZARK"
OF course I gets roped, throwed an
branded at last, an Mr.. Jackleg goes
away takin' my receipt f'r ten thou
sand head, more or less, of steers
branded "Jf' known in the cattle bust
ness as "J-Up-And-Down," the same
bein' on the ranges at the head waters
of the Cheyenne, Moreau, Little Mis-
souri,, an other streams. an God
knows where else, more definitely de-
scribed in certain indenture of nav
glitch, and so forth and SO on. till
death comes to your relief. An James
r. Elkins was reduced to a few hum
dred white faces he'd put in as side
line, an l feelin' like a sheepman I'M
masked!
Mr. Jackleg-his real name turned
out to be Witherspoon-giv me his
instructions from the blackboard as he
prepares to pull out, in the presence
of the Old Man an Mrs. E.
Il was fetched up on a farm" says
he, an he looked the part, "an'
know a good deal about cattle. Every
animal should hev water at least
twice day"
s'Tll personally see to it." says I,
winkin' at the Old Man. 'that every
steer has a crack at the growler at
least semi-daily"
Another thing" says he; Il knew a
herd-boy that run a bunch of fifty
cows practically dry by holdin' EN- in
too close bunch on the prairie. Let
'em spread out SOS to give EN- room
to Craze"
well. fer Gawd's sakes!" says !,
thinkin' Of the feller's sanity: an be-
fore could finish my yawb. OF he
pelts, leayin' me gaspin'.
Wake up. says Elkins, shakin' me
by the shoulder. IF you git EN- all
watered by bedtime, you'll have to git
busy"
He sure is q good loser, thinks !.
ontil flggered that with Josie an the
kids counted in. he hadn't been pried
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-08-29
Three IDEAS Of Nothing.

In an Irish school not long ago. a
school teacher asked a class to de-
fine nothing" He wrote the Ques-
ton on the blackboard, and did SO
quickly and rather carelessly. A lit
tie red-headed fellows hand shot up.
Well, Thady, what is nothing?"
said the teacher. you may tell US. !"
ITS the dot on the we've just for
gotten to make. sor!" was the tri-
umphant reply
An equally good definition was that
Of the lad who declared that nothing
was "a footless stocking without a
leg" He, too, was Irish. Less i'm
aginative, but not less convincing. was
the mercenary definition given by a
canny 'chiel" of Scotland.
ITS when a man asks ye to baud
his horse" he explained. ruefully.
'and then just says. Thank ye.' ~
Youths Companion.
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in the intrusts Of Mr.. Jackleg's nav
glitch; an after every roundup, some
on 'em would dribble in with the ship
ments, an be sold an proceeds COB
bled accordIn' to Hoyle. An when
things got good dogies about the size
OF Norman bosses, an as fat as Suf-
folk pigs-the word goes out from
Wolf Nose Crick to every ranch on
the range, that the anti-slum crusade
was of, an J-Up-And-Down stun was
to be shipped as rounded up. FIR
weeks an months, I'm told, pref near
every car had some of 'em. Top
grassers, they was at last, in weight
an price, an when the half of 'em was
in, the estate of A. Macdonald, dis
eased, was wound up, tight as drum.
intrust an principal, an Jim Elkins
had left little trifie O. i've thousand
beeves, wuth around hundred apiece,
free an clear, an the record of Aeon
tie Driscoll. as philanthropist, q
humanny tarian, an practical-cow-
puncher, was once more as clear as
Christians eye.
An this is how Jim Eikins got his
ante in this New York game he's a.
buckin' so successful. An so 1t was
that my little meet-up with a Sioux
City shell-man, which I'm lookin' fer
yit. results in a regular Pullman sleep
Ter trip to Chicago, where I'm the
guest of honor at feedin' contest In
stituted by Mr.. James r. Elkins.
whereat Mr.. Jackleg- Witherspoon,
mean, and dead game after all, If any
one should inquire-makes a talk
about the pleasure it affords all OF Us
to see our old friend EIkins restored to
those financial circulars where he was
so well known, an so much at home;
an alludin' to me as restorer-in-chief
by yirtOO OF my great feet, an losin'
ten thousand dogies so that Plnker-
ton himself couldn't find 'em ontil the
wilderness saw fit to disgorge 'em in
its own wild an woolly way An fln'ly
I'm called ON an made to git up.
locoed at the strange grain ground.
but game to do my best, an after
millin' while, I'm here" says /.
"Owin' to my eckstrcrdinary talent
f'r obeyin' orders. I'm told to come
hither, an at once set out to prove
my effectiveness az a come-hitherer
As FIR losin' ten thousand dogles,
CANT see what that has to do with
my great feet. An right here" I says,
I wish to state that I onst lost some
thing else, to-wlt, my val'able temper
at something done r said by gen.
tleman now present, for all of which
beg pardon of Mr.. Jackleg-Mr
Witherspoon, MEANS" says l, an
everybody hollers an pounds, him
most of all, but Redeem turkey, IAN
I wish to state that it does me good
to feel that harmony and peace be-
tween him an me is restored. Here
in Chicago" says I, him an me can
git together on the platform of feed
in in punches, without dehornin':
with the paramount Issue to 60 before
the people on, however, that old plank
o his'n declarin' f'r frekent drinks!"
After all, don't remember what
eventuated-not quite so clear.
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COpyright BY the BObba.Merrin COMPANY

HE way / gets into this
story is a shame an dis
grace, an is incompetent. IT.
relevent, an immaterial, an
not of record in the case.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-08-29

MARKS, says he; but I've been out
with all the men I could git f'r two
weeks. an how many of our herd do
you s'pose have been enabled to col
lect?
Not KNOWN, CANT say says l.
"Just a hundred an flfty-seven!"
says he.
Good" says /. you've got no
kick comm couldn't have done bet
ter myself But you won't git as many
in the next two weeks! Cheer up: the
wust is yet to comet
An at that he flies of the handle
ag'in, an lights out FIR the East, with
the estate all unwound, / s'pose
Now, everybody knows the rest of
this story. Everybody knows how
grass an water an winters favored
the range-stuff f'r the next two years.
Them dogies was as well offs If they'd
been in upholstered sheds eatin' gild-
ed hay. When OF Dakoty starts out
to kill stock. she reg'Iar Mountain
Medders- AIassacres EN-; but when she
turns in. to make a feed-yard of her
self, she's a COW paradise without
snakes. The hist'ry Of these dogies
illustrates this pint, an shows our
beautiful system Of enforcin' honesty
in marketin' range cattle whereby the
active robbery is confined to the
stock-yards folks and the packers,
where it won't do no moral harm. AS
was perfectly square an right, the
brand inspectors at Omaha, Sioux
City, Chicago an Kansas City was on
the lookout rr J-Up-And-Down steers
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18

net arisen from his bed and had evi- dently fallen back from sitting posture. Evidences of a struggle were lacking, from which it is se- Iieyed that the big draught of the fiery poison which he took killed him almost instantly.
 Young Madigan was in the employ of the Lowell store of the company as a deliveryman. He was in Bisbee Thursday night mingling with friends in his usual happy and carefree mau- ner. About midnight he lunched at a Brewery guIch stand and then start ed for the barn, where it was his GUS tom to sleep and where he served as sort of night guard.
 Coroner Thomas summoned jury to view the body and at the inquest laet evening it returned verdict of death from carboIic acid. The fun eraI wdT occur this afternoon at 1:30 from the Catholic church, where the body will be removed from the O. K. Undertaking parlors. whers taken following it's discovery. MT. ant Mrs. John Madigan. the parents of the oe- ceased, livlng in Lowell and brother and sister survive the de ceased.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
HOTEL ARRIVALS

At the Copper Queen hotel: F. H Chamberlain, San Francisco; R. E, Collins, ir., San Francisco: Thos. C. Evans. Phoenix; F. D. McCune, Den yer: J. A. Sims, Los Angeles; W. H. Barrett, Boston; A. B. Clark, Boston; H. T. Rupkey, Tucson; J. w. Glenn. New York; Franklin W. Smith, city L. A. Adler. New York; Chas. H. Ed mondson and wife. Cananea; A. Fritsche, Boston; c. J. Pottberg. Phoenix; E w. Provine, Phoenix; w. M Miller, Albuquerque; L. F. Ktns- low. Denver; Joe Beeson, Los An. geles: J. T. Speilsberger; Dr. C. A. Morris and wife, Hereford.
 At the Philadelphia hotel: J. w Inunez. Fl Paso; o. ". Wright. Tue son; Thomas J. Doyle, Wilcox: F. D McCune. Denver: Anton Anderson. San Antonio; Chas. Woodruff, Cor. pus Christi, Texas.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
CARBOLIC ACID
 DEATH ID BUY
Edward Madigan Drink $ Deadly Poison by Mistake
 -Awakaned in Night with
 Fatal Result-F uneral Today

Jack Madigan, 23 years of age and born in this district, esteemed and liked by all, was found dead in his bed in the Pheips-Dodge Mercantile Co. barn on Naco road yesterday morning by the foreman.
 By the bed was tin cup and two bottles, one containing carbolic acid. with which he was in the habit of disinfecting his quarters, and the other containing water. Tn the night it is presumed the young man awoke and poured himself drink of what in his drowsy condition he believed to be water.
 Carbolic acid burns about his mouth told the stcry of his mistake when the body was found. He had
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
IF WOMEN ONLY KNEW
What a Heap of Happiness It Would
 Bring to Bisoee Homes.

Hard to do housework with ar ach- ing back.
 Brings you hours of misery at leis- ure or at work.
 If women -only knew the cause that
 BaclSache pains often come from weak kidneys.
 'Twould save much needless woe.
 Deans Kidney Pills are for weak kidneys,
 Read what a Bisbee citizen says.
 Mrs Carrie Crawford, School hill, Blsbee. Ariz., says: T have found that Doan's Kidney Pills do all they are advertised to do. am a gradu- ate nurse and have given DoaE's Kid nsy Pills to patients and used them myself. I have never known them tc fan in curing any complaint of the kidneys or bladder. For hackaches, headaches and dizzy spells. there is no better remedy than Doan's Kid ney Pills. used to suffer from those symptoms, blIt Doan's Kidney Pills entirely cured me"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Poster afhburn Co. Buffalo, New York, sole agents fo, the United States.
 Remember tho name-IIoen's-and take no ether.
 --Ady.
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nIsmIssed and Rearrested

Chris Basich, charged with assault ing John Miller at the Halfway House last Saturday night, was before Judge High yesterday. Testimony showed that the pistol which Basich carried Rccldently fell and exploded, the bull let hitting Miller and causing a flesh wound. He was dismissed, but re- arrested for carrying concealed wea- pons and held under $150 bond. which he put up. Hearing has not yet been set.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
NOTICE

The Annual meeting of the stock holders of the Fl Paso & Southwest ern Railroad company for the cleo ton of directors to serve for the en- suing year, and for the transaction ol such other business as may be proper Iy brought before the meeting, Will he held at the office of the company in Bisbee, Cochise County, Arizona, on Monday. November 10, 1913, at IF o'clock noon.
 GEORGE HOFFMAN
 Secretary. Adv. "'<
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 sick. The trouble seemed to be the stomach and liver She suffered great pain. Was unable to get any thing 10 help her. She was growing weaker and weaker. She became tired of life.
 Somebody suggested that she write to the Psruna Go. She did so. Through their advice she began to use Peruna- In 8 letter from her al this time she says: Through the use of Peruna I have regained my health. l took only a bottle and . half when I was able to sleep and eat again and my nervousness dIsap- peared." No wonder Mrs. Muene- keeps Peruna n toe house. Unf similar circumstances Peruna wol be in every house in the land.
 Any one taking Peruaa ought to have a free copy of the Ills of Life" Address PeTuna Co. Columbus, Ohio.
 People who object to iiqgia nedi- -ines can now obtain Peru7a Te'-l.s-
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Return From Europe

Alter spending a vacation cover ing a period of over four months in England, Franklin VI Smith, mining engineer, and A. H. Palmer returned last night Mir. Palmer is Of San Francisco and accompanied MT Smith They visited nearly every important city in England, Ireland and Scotland Mir. Palmer left last night for Silver City whene he has mining property which he will inspect
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Joint committee meetina

A joint meeting of committees from the Y. W. c. A. and the Y. NJ. c. A. was held last night for the purpose of formulating plans for an elaborate Halloween entertainment to be held Halloween night in the Y. NJ. c. A. gymnasium Formal announcement of the plans will be made as sCCn as completed.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Operate on Col. Pickett

Word was received by W. B. Cleary yesterday from Harry Pickett, from Rochester. Minn., to the effect that his father had entered :he Mayo Eros. hospital and would be operated on in a few days. The famous sur geons believe they can cure the widely known Arizona pioneer at torney. who has been in peearious health for several years.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Harris Baosed 3 Bucks

After spending a week in the Chi rachui mountains on a deer hunt. Sid Harris returned yesterday with report that he landed three large bucks. He is well pleased with his trip and says game is plenty i'll the Chiricahuas.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Mrs. Wattles Returned

Mrs. W. H. Wattles, who spent a three months vacation in northern states visiting friends and relatives. returned yesterday morning. She is the wife of Captain Wattles, conduct or of the Bisbee branch trains.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
pYTHIAN SISTERS

All members of Lily Temple No. 3 and visiting Sisters and Brothers are requested to meet at K. of P. Hall at l o'clock today to attend the funeral of Sister Mary Wittig. to be held in Masonic Temple at 2 D. m Ry order of the Most Excellent chief
 ANNA CROCKETT.
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Improuinn eeneraI oHlee

Mechanics are engaged in putting three large windows in the east side of the Copper Queen general office. The change is made to secure more light.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
On Minina Business

Mir and Mrs. T. J. Watson left yes terday for the Patagonia district. where they will spend several weeks on business and pleasure. They will visit Mrs. Watson's mother, who lives there, and Mir. Watson will make an inspection of some mining claims which he intends to bond if found satisfactory.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
To phoenix Fair

Fair Commissioner James R. Hen derson will leave next week for Phoenix, where he will assist in making the final preparations for the fair. He will remain until after the show.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Government Veterinary

Dr. Harry Nj Hart, of Douglas. veterinary inspector of cattle for the bureau of animal industry, arrived here yesterday from Naco and spent last night confeIring with cattlemen who expect to make importations.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Brought Stakeholder 'e'

J. J. Bowen and Shas. J. Pottbers arrived yesterday from Tucson with a Studebaker "6" Mir. Pottberg is the state representative for the Stude- baker Co. and will spend several weeks in the county assisting the Bisbee Auto Co. in closing sales for cars.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Win Go Hunting

MT. and Mrs. W. E. LIutz, of Doug. las, arrived here last night in their auto on visit to MT. and Mrs, c. F. PhIbrook This morning both parties will leave in the car for the Sulphur Springs valley, where they will spend the day hunting. Mir. Lutz is superintendent of the Douglas schools.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
ATTENTION 0. E. S.

All members of O. E. s. and visit ing Sisters and Brothers are request ed to attend the funeral of Sister Mary Wittig, to be held in Masonic Temple at D. m, today. Friends of the fam fly invited. Eastern Star services at the grave. By order of
 LILLIAN BLAIR, w. M.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
School Trustee Meeting

For the purpose of inspecting and finally approving the plans of the new High School as re-submitted by the architect, a meeting of the school trustees was held last night. Only a small part of the work was covered and it will be at least a week before it is completed.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
cananea Visitors

Chas Edmondson and wife arrived from Cananea yesterday and will spend several days here on a visit with friends. They stated that The Carranza celebration held in tho camp was the biggest event in the history of Sonora.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
heId FootbaII practice

The Y. NJ. C. A. football team held practcs last night in the gym nasium. The team is in excellent condition and are making arrange ments for several dates to be played in the near future.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
kick. Noble Funeral Plans

The funeral services of the late Nick Noble will be held on Sunday afternoon at ? o'clock at the Masonic temple. This afternoon at o'clock the body will be moved to the resi. dence of Mrs. J. B. Anguis. where it will be kept until l ?. m. Sunday. and then removed to Masonic temple.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
summonine Witnesses

Deputy |. s. Marshall A. A. Hop kins. arrived last night to summon witnesses to appear before the |. s. Federal coaft, which win meet in Phoenix next week |.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
shoppins and Visiting

Mrs. c. B. Taylor, wife Of Captain Taylor, stationed at Fort Huachuca, is expected to arrive this morning. She win spend several days here visit ing friends and doing her fall shop ping.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
visited Daughter

Mrs. Joe Benson and little daugh- ter. of Douglas. who spent yesterday here visiting her daughter. Dolores. student in Iloretto academy, re. turned home last night.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
On the Sick List

F.. Q. Snider, principal of the Hisi school. was confined to his bed yes terday on account of sickness. H' expects to be out in a few days
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Hereford Merchant

Hereford Merchant
 Robert Reay. merchant of Here ford was here yesterday purchasing supplies and merchandise for his store. He says he has good busi- ness and that the vicinity of Here ford is being settled very fast. From five to seven new locations are filed on each week.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Delegate Returns

George Valentine. of Douglas. who was here as delegate to the State Feisration of Labor convention. re- turned home last night.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
PhoenIx Race Booster

Thomas C. Evans, of Phoenix, Is spending a few days here on busi- ness. He stated that recent tee gram received from Los Angeles said that 24 cars were entered In the Phoeuix-Los Angeles race to be held a1 the time of ths fair.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
IT0oK pE-aU-NA
Was Able to Sleep and Eat
 Again

Mrs. Mueller says "I k c e ? Peruna in the house constant ly. When ! am not feeling well I take q few doses. It always restores"
 Mrs. Mueller's story of her ex- perience with Peruna fully ex- plains why she always keeps Peruna on hand. A few years ago
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Deer Hunting Party

F. A. Watkins. W. " Watkins, and c. c. Watkins will leave today for the Santa Rita Mountains on a desr hunt They will make the trip bu auto and expect 10 be gene sew eral days. u.1vey
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Y. Nj. C. A. Smoker

The smoker at the '. M. c. A. which was postponed last Wednesday evening will be held on october g. The Finnish Lion will be present and give an exhibition of his strength.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18

Here is a pretty three-quarter length coat of eorced wool material. The front of the ~oat and the skirt o=rt are in one . The skirt part is slightly dra, ,Je1 on each side of the frcnt from uu ~-r dtuole rir1 buttons art button loeps of tie rlatarrai Ti sleeve gs n ,rs .yrtA fha F~r0i
 Fp s-Hs.F ID rrrusH s-z
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Motored From Douglas

Mrs. P. P Butler and Mrs. C. F. Preston, of Douglas. motored here yesterday and spent few hours visit ing friends.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
peputx sheriff +one ttere

Deputy Sheriff Allie Howe arrived last night from Douglas and will spend several days here on official business
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
On Business

s. w. French, general manager of the Copper Queen. of Douglas. was here yesterday afternoon on company business. He made the trip in his car
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
To Fort huaehuoa

F. L. Sims, manager of the whole sale department of the Phelps Dodge Mercantile Co. left yesterday for Fort Huachuca. where he will spend several days on business.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
LOCAL.PERSON AL

pleased wisgJ the results from his crops this year. which turned out better than he anticipated.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Enjoyed Visit

] Mrs. J. N. Flores and daughter Miss Bertha, who were here visiting friends. neturned to their home in Douglas last night.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
p,.asea wrh Crops

Samuel c. Childs. a rancher Of the San Pedro valley, was in the city yes terday purchasing supplies for his ranch He stated that he was greatly
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
hoston MInlnn Men

W. H. Barnett and A. E. Clark mining men from Boston. are he.N making an inspection Of the district
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18

Moose Bazaar.
 Moose money will purchase every thing.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-10-18
Hereford Visitors

Dr. and Mrs. z. A Morris, of Hero ford. are here for few days visiting friends