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Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17

committeeman and newspaper men in
Pennsylvania, said this of Wiggam
after he appeared in his home town:
albert Edward Wiggam, one of the
liveliest wires on the American Ly-
ceum platform and provoker of public
thought, whose method of approach is
not only highly entertaining but thor
oughly convincing, delivered his lee
ture, Dollars and Sense" Wiggam
had been advertised as 1.-The Apostle
Of Efficiency" and the town was pre-
pared for something worth while
and got 1t. Wiggam did more than
lecture. He double-shotted the guns
of his oratory with scientific truth and
riddled some ancient traditions till
they looked like Swiss cheese; he
iguratively turned the kids of the
town over his knee and explored them
from hair to toenails; handed solar
plexus punch to personal and civic I'M
cleanliness; lifted a few pet ailments
of humanity out of the category of
disease and put them In the category
Of crime, where they belong, and
Jared the moss-grown theories of edu-
cation common to the past decade
with Frank Baker wallop"
Mr.. Wiggam has spent a part OF
the past summer attending the first
Worlds Conference of Scientists for
the study Of heredity and eugenics at
London, England, gathering new ma
terial for his lectures. All his lee
lures are up-to-the-minute in scientific
facts.
Mr.. Wiggam will appear at the Bap-
fist church April %. Don't fail to hear
him. He will be one OF the best num-
bers as yet Tickets on sale at Curry's,
Monday April 81.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17

Mrs. Lorenzo Gamer, has been sick for
several weeks. DR.. Strother. Of Being
ton, is the attending physician.
Jay Polling, OF Parsons, spent few
days last week with his parents at Kirt.
Miss Dottie Polling, youngest daughter
of VIM. Polling, and Mr.. Mouser were
married on Sunday, Rev. Thomas Wilson
officiating.
J L. johnson and Guy Harris are
serving on the petit jury at Philippi.
Miss Vera Denton is staying with her
grandmother, Mrs. America Chenoweth.
Mrs John G. Mann, of Philippi. is the
guest of relatives in this place.
Mrs Cinda Matthew and Mrs. Cath.
crime Poole, of Mountain View, spent
several days last week at Elkins.
Miss Triplett, who had been the guest
OF her aunt. Mrs. John Polling, for the
past week, returned to her home in Ran.
dolph county on Sunday.
This community was saddened by the
death of Miss Ella Polling, which occur
red at her home here last Wednes-
dav night, after an illness of some five
or six weeks. she was highly esteem.
ed young lady, ond loved by all WHO
knew her. The funeral was held at Old
Bethel on Friday morning,
RAMBLER
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ENTERTAINED

On Saturday evening April Twelfth,
Mr.. and Mrs. Burton Rohrbough enter
tanned few of their friends in delight
ful manner. The evening was spent with
various games. At eleven O'Clock the
hostess assisted by Miss Nora Rohrbough
served delicious refreshments. Those
present were Mr.. and Mrs H b. Shinn,
Mr.. and Mrs. L. A. RineLart and son
BurrelI, Mr.. and Mrs. J. E. Keyser, Mr..
and Mrs. Chas. Jones, DR.. and Mrs. A
II. Woodford, Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Rob-
inson, Mr.. and Mrs. H. d. Thompson
and Mrs. B. Z. Wiimoth.
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THE THRICE-A-WEEk EDITION
OF THE
NE W YORK W 0 R Il D
Practically Daily at the Price of a
Weekly

'NSNhAy
No other Newspaper In the World
give SO much at so low price
This is time of great events and you
will want the news accurately and prom
pity. The Democrats, for the first time
in sixteen wears, will have the Presidency
and they will also control both branches
CT Congress. The political news is sure
to be of the most absorbing interest.
There is great War in the Old World,
and you may read of the extinction of the
vast Turkish Empire in Europe, just as
a few years ago you read how Spain lost
her last foot OF soil In America, after hay-
ing ruled the empire of half the New
World.
The World long since established re-
cord fors impartially, and anybody can
afford its Thrice-a- week edition, which
comes every other day in the week, ex-
cept Sunday. 1t will be of particular
value to you now. Thrice-a-W Week World
also abounds in other strong features, ee-
rial stories, humor, markets. cartoons; in
fact, everything that is to be found in a
first class daily.
THE THRICE A-WEEK WORLDS
regular subscription price is only $l.O0
per year, and this pays for 1855 papers.
We offer this unequaled newspaper and
The BEIINaToN PROGRESSIVE together for
one year for Sl.65.
The regular subscription price of tile
two papers is $500
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Americans Greatest Wee6y1
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TOLEDO, OHIO,
The Best Known Newspaper in
the United Safes
Circulation 100000
Popular IN Every State
No Whiskey Advertising

The seventy-eiahth year OF to existence
finds the Toledo Blade more popular
than at any period during its long and
successful career. 1t is read each week
Ay more than million people. The
bhde's field ls national and it goes into
ever, state and territory in the United
States thereby giving It an unquestion-
able light sfs!ainingto the the greatest
natonal weekly newspspsr..pubiished in
america.
| The Weekly Blade is distinctly fami-
w newspaper. The one object Of its pub
lishers has always been to make it fit for
the American home. for the Preside, and
OF interest to every member of the family.
10 Sulfill this purpose it is. kept clean and
wholesome. The news of the world is
handled in comprehensive manner,
and the various departments Of The Blade
are editedI with painstaking care. The
Households page is. a delight to the women
and childrep; current affairs are treated
editorlaily without prejudice; the serial
stories are SELECTED with the idea Of pleas
ing the greatAat number Of fiction lovers;
the Question Bureau is scrapbook OF in
formation; the AFarmstead columns are
conducted with tine purpose of giving'the
patrons a medium for tsfse, sxchangss. of
ideas and information on farm topics.
No department. is neglected, but every
feature is taken care of with the idea of
making The Blade worth many times the
price of subscriptior.-one dollar year. 4
Sample copies mailed free. Address,
The BLADE
Toledo, Ohio
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Roll Your Lawn

With "The ANY Weight"(use water
for balast) Lawn Roller. Win hire %
any one in town at 20 cents per day OF
fraction thereof returned in good condi-
ton. Use it now while the ground ia
mellow.
Your mower will do better aiad neater
work, while your lawn will be the best.
"ANY WEIGHT L. .R. ASSOClA
TION, S. I. Keller, Sec.-Treaa.
K. & K. Building-Crim Ave.
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A Good Investment

w. d. Magi, we'll known merchant
OF Whitemount, Wis, bought stock of
Chamberlain's medicine so as to be able
to supply them to his customers. After
receiving them he was himself taken sick
and says that one small bottle of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy was worth more to him than
the cost of his entire stock OF these medi-
cines. For sale by Grant Graham. ADV.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17
BELINGTON KIDS WIN:

Belington Kid Team played the Jun
Or Kids very exciting game Saturday,
by a score of nine toDfour. The score by
inning is as follows:
- 4 5 6 7 Total
Belington 8 l 2 0 0 % o 9
Junior 0 o 0 0 OIL % A.
Batteries for Junior: Mcdonald and
Blake, Batteries for Belington: Fisher
and Hatch
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Causes of Stomach Troubles.

Sedentary habits, lack OF out door ex-
ercise insufficient mastication Of food,
constipation, torpid liver, worry and
anxiety, overeating, partaking of food
and drink not suited to your age and occu-
patton. Correct your habits and take
Chamberlain Tablets and you will soon
be well again. For sale by Grant Ora
ham ADV.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17
ELLINGTON VS. BROADDUS

On Saturday, April 5.-Belington and
Broaddus played close game of base
ball, by a score of to 7 in Belington's
favor 1t is not known as to the COR
rectness of this score, as the records and
score cards were lost. But, however,
this is the report.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17
The Best Medicine In the World.

MY little girl had bloody dysentery
very bad. / thought she would die.
Chamberlan's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy cured her and | can truth
fully say that think it is the best medi-
cine in the world" writes Mrs. William
Orvis, Clare, Mich. For sale by Grant
Graham ADV.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17
ADDITIONAL LOCALS
Old newspapers for sale at this office.

Old newspapers for sale at this office.
A. s. Cutler, is on the sick list this
week.
Webster Hillyard was in Buckhannon
Monday.
l. F. Right was out of town Tuesday
on business.
Charlie Teter, was at Grafton visitor
Tuesday.
Noah Parks, passed thru here Monday
on his way home
Benz Holbert, of Route three was
business visitor here Wednesday.
J. E. Gibson Dentist. Office over
post Office. adv
John Booth, of Laurel Hill, was in
town Wednesday evening,
Jacob Sturms, of near Abbott was a
business visitor here Tuesday.
F. s. Mclean, OF Junior, was here
Wednesday buying kit of miners tools.
Insure your Live Stock against death
from any cause, Home Insurance
Agency Adv.
Thomas Eggleson, of Elkins Is now
conductor on the Belington and Huttons-
vile train.
Bryan Gamer, of Route three was here
with load of country produce Wednes-
day.
Henry Harris, of Route three, was here
Tuesday buying few farm Implements.
James Bennett, was out of town this
week, sit was trip to the country"
Why suffer with tooth-ache, see DIR
Gibson, of Belington. adv.
NJ. R, Keyser, went to Philippi We'd
nesday to attend the Ball Game between
B. II. S. and Broaddus.
Hayward Wolfe, who has been work
ing in Clarksburg this winter is home the
guest Of his parents
Have just received new line of Hand
Made Work Shoes, and the price is right,
and quality high. McCracken Shoe
Store. adv.
We will soon have in full line of
Bugges and Stat Wagons Don't buy
until you see our line and get our prices.
Adv FARMERS SUPPLY AGENCY.
W. w. Thomas, asst. Cashier of First
National Bank, al d City Recorder, has
been sick for the past.week and not able
to work.
Practical fashions for the ladies are
described in another column in this
paper Ladies be sure to read this
eature.
Mabel, the little daughter OF Mr.. and
Mrs. David Hillyard, returned home
Monday evening being in the City Hos
pital at Buckhannon for some days.
1 Have just received a new line of Hand
Made Work Shoes, and the price is right
and quality high. McCracken Shoe
Store. adv.
James Chenoweth, OF Philippi has
bought the Plumbing Department of
Scr;mgeour Bros and expect to continue
the plumbing business. He has moved
it to Brown Ave, on west side.
HYDRATED LIME In Paper, Cot
ton or Burlap bags Best quality Lowest
Prices-Free use Of spreaders.
(Adv) FARMERS SUPPLY AGENCY.
/ We are showing on another page OF
this paper two different patterns that are
of interest to the ladies. Be sure to read
this feature each week.
The Presbyterians OF this district are
holding their Conference here this week.
Several prominent preachers and laymen'
are in attendance. Particulars will be
given next week.
Walter Shurtleff and bis Mother, Mrs.
Olive Shurtleff, returned from Buck
harmon last week. They assisted Mrs
Lola Wilson to the City Hospital who is
being treated for heart Trouble
FERTILlZER-Don't place your or
ders until you see our RASIN-MONU-
MENTAL BRANDSand get OUR prices.
(Adv) FARMERS SUPPLY AGENCY.
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Graduating Exercises Of
the Belington Public Schools

Friday April %, $50 P. M. at the
Baptist Chmch, High School Gradual
ing Exercises. Address bv DR.. Waitman
T. Barb.
Saturday April 26, p M. at the Bap-
fist Church, Eighth Grade Exercises
Address by Dr. Carl g. Doney.
Sunday April 81, s P. M at M. E.
Church, Annual Sermon, by Rev. Mr.
Barron.
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]. W. HULL, Eve Specialist,

AT DIR. strother's Office, Beington, W.
Va, April Is & Is, 1913.
l Guarantee to Correct all Errors of
Refraction, such as Cross Eyes Exipho-
ra, and many numerous to mention. No
charge for Examination. j. w. HUI.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17
Drive Sick Headaches Away

Sick headaches. sour gassy stomach,
indigestion, biliousness disappear quickly
after YOU take Dr. Kings New Life Pills.
They purify the blood and put new life
and vlgor in the system. Try them and
you will be we'll satisfied. Every pill
helps; every box guaranteed. Price 25c.
Re commended by Grant Graham ADV
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17
Surprising Cure of Stomach Trouble

surprising Cure OF Stomach trouble
When you have trouble with your stom-
ach or chronic constipation, don't imag-
inc that your case is beyond help just be-
cause your doctor fails to give you relief.
Mrs. g. Stengele, Plain6eld, N. s., writes,
"For over month past have been
troubled with my stomach. Everything
ate upset it terribly. One of Chamber
lain's advertising booklets come to me-
After reading few Of the letters from
people who had been cured by Chamber
lains Tablets, l decided to try them. |
have taken nearly three-fourths of a pack
age of them and can now eat almost
everything that want" For sale by
Grant Graham.-Adv.
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THE BLADE
Toledo, Ohio
WANTED
MISCELLANEOUS

ANY ONE WISHINGTO PURCHASE
OR CROP.-Any of the A. B. Brown
land, west OF Clements, call on, or write,
K. L. TALLMAN, Belington, w. Va
r. F. D. No. 2. Adv. So
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For Burns, Bruises and Sores

The quickest and surest cure for burns,
bruises, boils, sores, Inflammation and all
skin diseases is Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
In four days it cured L. H. Hafiin, of
Iredell, Tex, of sore on his ankle which
rained him so he could hardly walk.
Should be in every house. Only 25c.
Recommended by Grant Graham. Adv.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17

GRASS SEED-T Timothy and Glover
s9-7-l0 per cent Pure and all others equal
ly as good at lowest Rock Bottom Prices.
Don't buy until yon see our samples and
get our prices.
(Adv) FARMERS SUPPLY AGENCY.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17

FOR sALE.-One Cottage located on
Pike Street below Southern Methodist
church. For futher in formation see.
w. B. HUFFMAN.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17

WANTED-Split Hickory Peavie Stock
Billetts, Al feet long, to turn ~ inches in
diameter; must be good, clear stock. /
will pay ST. 90 per dozen.
Address, L. L. BENNETT,
Belington, ". Va.
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BANK STATEMENTS.
CHARTER NO. ssls.

nEPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE CIT
n IZENS NATIONAL BANK OF BELINGTON,
- Located at Belington, in the State of West
Virginia, at the close Of business April 4th 1918
RESOURCES.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-04-17

Loans and Discounts ....-.............sls7 1863 "a
Overdrafts, secured ard unsecured . 3i4 IS
U. S. Bonds to secure crculation........ 10000 90
Premiums on U. s. Bonds.................. $1,000
Bonds, securities 1880 90
Banking House, furniture and fixtures $500 90
Due from National Banks mot reserve
agents. $500. 1,2eS 81
Due from State and Private Banks and
Bankers Trust Companies, and say
ing Banks. ............. ..............~ 1857 10
Due from approved reserve agents... 1886 81
Checks and other cash items............... s79 20
Notes OF other National Banks.......... $50 90
Fractional paper currency, niekels cts SO 30
Lawful Money Reserve in Bank. viz:
Specie 6,S07 O0l =, .e7 M
Legal Tender Notes.-........ 4,660 00J 'A'"' "
Redemption fund with u s. Treasurer,
(bp per cent of circulaton) ~. ....... 1900 90
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 81, SOB 80
LIABILITIES:
Capital Stock paid observation-disclosures 10000 90
Surplus fund.-. .,..............+.1 10000 90
Undivided profits, less expenses and
taxes ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS" 1857 81
National Bank notes outstanding 400 90
Due to Other National Banks............. 449 "a
Due to State and Private Banks & B'krs 275 AZ
DIVIDENDS unpaid. ..... .............~.. 5000
Individual deposits subject
to check......... ........ S2lI, 907 Al
Time certificates of deposit 20004 80
Certified checks 1000
Cashiers checks outstanding So 40 231, $3.50 80
ToTAL............................ 49,. 1877, SOB SO
STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA
COUNTY OF BARBOUR, 3D.
l, A. j. Stalnaker Cashier OF the above-lamed
bank, do solemnly swear that the aboyestate-
ment is true to the best of my knowledge ard be-
lief. A. j. STALNAKER, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this11th
day OF April, 1918,
] F. BENNETT, N. ,.
My commission expires April 27, 1872.
CoRREoT-Attest
G. J. STALNAKER
FLOYD TETEh
B. E. WILMOTH,
Directors.
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CHARTER NO. 1913

n EPoRT OF THE CONDITION OF THE First
n NATIONALLY BANK OF BELINGTON. AT
Belington in the State of West Virginia at
the close Of business, April 4, 1878
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-11-13
CORDIAL WELCOME
FOR THE
COST CONGRESS
CAN Be BEST EXPRESSED BY A
LARGE ATTENDANCE Of OUR
PEOPLE AT.THE COURT
HOUSE THIS
Evening
NOTICE no MEMBERS
OF GIRLS CANNING CLUBS

Members Of the Girls Canning
Club Of Marion county are urged to
get their exhibits in readiness for
the contest to be held at the fair
Those who have not sent in their re-
ports and essays will please do 50 at
once. Remember, that each mem
Der who sends in her report. and es
say Will receive a beautiful club pin
from the Woman's Club OF Ocala.
and every one sending in their
goods to be exhibited at the fair
Will receive passes for Thursday and
Friday Of fair week, the passes be
ing given by the fair association.
Mrs. ]. r. Moorhead
In Charge OF Girls Canning Clubs OF
Marion County.
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Woodmen meet Friday evening.
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TO THE LADIES
Who Intend Sending Exhibits to the
Marion County Fair

We have been requested by Mrs.
A. Y. Strunk, superintendent OF the
domestic exhibits at the coming fair.
to say that any parcels or packages
sent 10 her will have careful AMI inn
mediate attention. Everyone IS
urged to send exhibits in early as
they will not only be more advan,-
ageously placed, but more care Re
taken in their arrangement and
proper grouping. No entries will be
received after a. n. Tuesday. Nov.
%. Mrs. Strunk and her assistants
will be az the fair grounds on Satur-
lay. the 22nd to receive the eX-
hibirs. 10-3O-tf
s.What is 21o' 1O-3O-tf
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SERVICES SUNDAY AT
THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH

There will be services Sunday
morning and evening at the Chris
tian church. Rev. ". T. Moore OF
Eustis Will preach for the congrega-
ton. and a cordial invitation is ex-
tended TO the public to attend.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-11-13

Mrs. W. d. Graham Of Reddich
visited friends in Ocala yesterday
and today.
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4 BEAUTIFUL NEW CAR

Mr., Clarence Camp received yes
terday via freight from the Jackson
vile agency an elegant seven-pas-
senger. self-starting and electric
lighted Chalmers automobile. Mr.
Camp has received great many
compliments today on his handsome
car
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-11-13

\ mans good friends are some
times the only, ones who will lend
him money.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-11-13

Clubs at Orlando. is in the city visit
ing her son, Prof. X. J. Weihe, at
his home in Spring feld.-Jackson-
vile Metropolis.
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+ Master Fred BlaIOck's Birthday Party

Master Fred BlaIOck's Birthday Party
Today Is the rou--n anniversary
of the birthday of Master Fred Blat
lock, the0rght young son of DRY
and Mrs. l. IF. BlaIock, and to 'cele-
brate the oaeasTp, thirty-three little
playmates werefnvfted to spend the
afternoon at /he BIaIock home 81
-OkIawaha aEen1e< Many KINDS of
amusement were planned for the en-I
tertainment OF the guests and Mas
ter Fred proved himself a gallant
little host all during the afternoon.
He was the recipient Of many birth
day membranes and the opening
of the dainty packages gave pleasure
not only 10 him but TO all Of the
guests. In the dining room Mrs.
B1aIock assisted by Mrs Charles 2.
Schn, er and Mrs. George Taylor,
passed candies, fruit. grapejuice ana
cake The pretty appointments Of
the dining table were in pink and
white and the large birthday cake
bore four burning pink candles, each
signifying a year in the hosts life.
The occasion was an unusually de-
lightful one and the guests while
shoWering the host with best wishes
hoped for another party next No
yember
Misses Katherine and Sarah Bier
~ and their friend, Miss Emma
Jersey Shore, Pa. The Misses Bierly
are trained nurses OF several years
experience, and Miss Katherine Bier
~ will be open for engagements in
homes of the city or nearby points,
and has a professional card in to-
days Star. Miss Hayes is a mani
curist and hair dresser and has a po
sition in the Harrington Hall barber
shop.
Mr. and Mrs. 0. Dorr and son OF
Haverhin, Mass, were guests at the
Empire Cafe last night, and were de-
lighted with Ocala.
Little Arthur Clark, Jr, the fine
three-year-old son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Arthur Clark, has been quite i'll for
several days at Mrs. T. NJ. MoOre's
boarding house. The little fellow
was to have participated in the Bet
ter Babies contest at the Marion
County Fair, but will now not be in
condition to enter.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. P. HolIinrake
have returned from Palatka, where
they. went to attend the funeral of
Mrs Fred Denton. They were ac-
companied home by Mr.. Denton, who
will spend several days with them
for a complete change and rest.
Mrs. Ed Carmichael, who has been
at Anthony since Tuesday, Where
her father, Mr.. Wilkins, is III re-
turned home today, leaving \him
Mr. and Mrs Crawford from the
state OF Washington are touring
Florida, and while in Ocala are
stopping at the Empire Cafe. Mr..
and Mrs. Crawford are looking for a
place TO go into business.
Miss Florrie Condor has been
quite sick with fever since Monday,
but We are glad to learn that she is
improving today.
Mrs. F. G. B. Weihe of Ocala. who
has been attending the session of the
Florida Federation OF Women :
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the kind of success that needs an ex-

the kind OF success that needs an ex-
cuse.
\ mans good friends are some
times the only, ones who will lend
him money.
What a delightful old world this
would be if we could only buy ex-
perience on credit.
Anyway, 4 woman never believes
all her husband believes she believes.
The most exclusive people in the
world are in solitary confinement.
The worst thing you can do for
some men is to praise them.
A man must be mighty thin to
hide behind a woman's skirts nova
days.
have been driven to drink trotted up
to the trough of their own accord.
If there were no women in the
world there would be no bad hus-
bands. Nor good ones.