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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

Bacon. What did your boy learn
at college,
Egbert. SAYS he cant tell me.
Beacon. why not?"
Fgbert. SAYS it's a secret"
Bacon. Nonsense"
rpbert. mo; YOU know he learn
ed the football signals. '-Yonkers
Statesman.
They say girls learn only things
IN college that do not count in after
life
Nonsense, My daughter learned
a new way to dress her hair, and now
she is engaged to be married.
Our college won.'
aThey did? 'Rah' 'Rah' what
did they VIM"
The debate.
"oh. pshaw''-Washington Her
aid.
She. "You say you were once a
tutor"
uo 4yes'm: footed a horn once
fer de football rootersi
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

The Teller who invented the cellu-
loid collar didn't think he was q
practical joker. but he was one, just
the same.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

The Kaiser has almost as much
trouble managing the Empire as his
son.-Philadelphia Ledger.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

Secretary McAdoo declares false
the report that he is about to resign.
The search will have to continue for
the first break in the cabinet
Springfield Republican.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

Uncle Ez Harkins dates everything
back 10 the year the p%ieplant froze.
Everything In his calendar happened
either before or after that event.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

II would be foolish for Ulster to
light the entire British empire. but
that may be one reason why Ulster is
likely to do il.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

Anne Hilliker started TO run a
newspaper about nine years ago, but
soon found the newspaper was run
min him and he is at present drivin'
A stoneboat for Anse Judson.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02
Little Truths.

The man who stammers is apt to
break his word when telling the
truth.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

Hazers at West Point can get no
comfort and help from Secretary
Garrison, who has written to say that
ne has no sympathy with whining
cadets. The secretary is a fighter
n he expects every mar at West
Point TO be one, too.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

The reason the o~ld-fashioned man
couldn't tell what a woman had on
was because the old-fashioned wo-
man wore a plenty.-Galveston News
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

The biggest general current mis-
take is to call it the republic of
Public Opinion
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

A young doctor gives medicine. an
old doctor adyice.-Philadelphia
Ledger
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

A woman is disposed to question a
mans assurances of love and fidelity.
but she is perfectly willing to take
the fortune t%eller's word for it.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02
Tits ErOm Sharn Iui,n

PhlfD WIS.
aoiret' fashion arbiter in extra.
o'uihary' says a man should select
heektles that match his soul. in which
Ease a lot of chaps would have 70
sio" Whlskers to use in lieu of ties.
a scientist says it does one good to
iaugh at the mishaps of others bnt
We respectfully submit that care
should be exercised in the selection of
tne subject. Inquirer.
A North Carolina man 123 wears
OF age has been refused a license 10
marry. probably on the ground hat
he is old enough to know better
Toledo Blade.
II would be foolish for Ulster to
hght the entire British empire. but
that may be n reason Why Ulster is
likely TO do it.
Hazers at West Point can get no
comfort and help from Secretary
Garrison, who has written to say that
he has no sympathy with whining
cadets. The secretary is a fighter
and he expects every man at West
Point 10 be one, too.
A woman is disposed to question a
mans assurances of love and fidelity,
but she is perfectly willing to take
the fortune teller's word for it.
A young doctor gives medicine. an
old doctor adyice.-Philadelphia
Ledger
According 10 Uncle Abner.
No matter how hard they try, no
Teller will " invent anything hand
Ter to throw at a cat than an old
fashioned bootjack.
The book agent has passed away,
but the automobile salesman more
than takes his place.
So long as a ~feller's oatmobile
horn is up to date, it don't make
much difference what kind of a car
he has got.
The Teller who invented the cellu-
loid collar didn't think he was a
practical joker, bat he was one, just
the same.
Uncle Ez Harkins dates everything
back 10 the year the pieplant froze.
Everything In his calendar happened
either before or after that event.
Anne Hilliker started TO run a
newspaper about nine years ago, but
soon found the newspaper was run
min him and he is at present driyin'
a stoneboat for Anse Judson.
College Education.
Ny son has just been graduated
from college. What would you ad-
wise him TO read?"
THE Help Wanted column
New York Times.
Bacon. what did your boy learn
at college,"
Egbert. Says he can't tell me-
Beacon. why not?"
Egbert. Says it's a secret"
BACON. Nonsense"
Fpbert. mo; YOU know he learn
cd he football signals '-Yonkers
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

II the Russian power had to be ex-
tended, a new continent in the vicin-
ity of the north pole was about the
best place for it.-Kansas City Times.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

Don't howl too loudly for justice
You might get ii.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-02

In comparison with the Panama
canal the Suez canal looks as If 1t
might have been dug with a florists
trowel.--Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
Downward Movement Has Not
Been Apparent Since
July IL
SHOWERS IN GRAIN BELT
GREATLY AID RECOVERY
Sale of Stock Exchange Mem
bership Shows Substantial
Advance
(Cepyrtght, 1913, by The New York
Evening Post Company

NEW YORK, July 24.-Without any
great animation, the stock market
gave evidences today Of its reversal
OF form since the downward move
nent came To halt on the low day
Of July H. The advances were not
large-only few stocks got more
than one point above yesterday-but
In the important shares the ground
lost in the early declines OF the week
was merely an incident
An incident that attracted much at
tention in Wall street was the sale
OF stock exchange membership at a
substantial advance over the last pre-
ceding price. this being the first time
since the Balkan war began that such
thing has happened
The timely showers that occurred
yesterday afternoon over portions OF
the southwestern grain belt. where
they were greatly needed, perhaps
contributed 10 the days stock eX-
change recovery.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
ANGRY HUSBAND
JAILS DENTIST
Prominent Grand Rapids Man
Defendant in $4,000 Aliena-
ton Suit

GRAND RAPIDS. Mich. July "a
Especial Dr Prul Earle, one OF the
citys most rromiaent dentists, spent
last niSEt lu .a.. In default OF $4,000
bond Uhen arrested by Sherin q Don
nell in suit for Sl0,000 brought by
Peter ~ lids. leader OF an orchestra
FOR alternating the affections OF Mrs.
Wilds The action results from two
divorce suits both pending in circuit
court
Mrs Earle sued her husband for di-
yorce June % few days ago she
caused his arrest for not paying her
living expenses. but he was released
On July Is Mrs Wilds brought action
against her husband for extreme cru
city ONCE girls in the dentist : office
and others have sworn to Mr. Wilds
complaint against the doctor The
dentist and Mrs. Wilds met AT a dance
and since Jan Mrs Wilds has not
loved her husband. SO he AYERS
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
MEDIATION DELAY
CAUSES UNREST
Conductors and Trainmen Insist
That Better Progress BE
Made

NEW YORK, July 24-When the
conferences in the eastern railroad
strike situation were resumed, today.
there was growing disposition on
the part of the trainmen and conduc-
tors TO insist upon an early agreement
on the terms of arbitration, or call all
negotiations off and issue "a strike or
der
0Although it was expected that the
mediators appointed by President VIII
son would complete their work within
a day, the conferences have now
dragged on for three days. The union
men declare this delay is costing them
81 600 per day Eight hundred men,
aside from members Of the committee
here, are remaining away from work
until the issue is settled and the ar
gument so far has cost the unions
S93 500, the leaders declared.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
HAPPENINGS IN MICHIGAN

everything from cancer TO corpulency
from disappointed love 10 ingrowing
toenails In the literature IL is called
the "BioChemic Treatment
Ensign says whatever is sufficient
70 build a human body is sufficient
&c keen II In repair. The booklet says,
The Ensign remedies are composed
OF food stuffs and substances neces.
sary 10 every human body The book
let also states. These remedies are
10 ne relied on in the most danger
Gus ailments The appropriate remedy
will relieve pain more quickly and
certainly than the most powerful
drug
The booklet also states Remem-
Der YOU are not taking medicine. but
absolutely essential material. which
will be used il needed and thrown off
as waste II IL is not
our drug analyst sent for the re-
spective cures for appendicitis. hay
fever and pneumonia. The analysis
OF each remedy showed each 10 be
composed OF 100 per cent sugar We
doubt the efficacy OF sugar as cure
for love sickness. where the system
is already oyercloyed with sweetness
Perhaps It might do for jealousy or
irritable dispositions. Anyhow, If resi-
dents of Michigan want 10 try the
sugar cure for all diseases. let us
suggest that instead OF buying the
Ensign remedies OF 800 per vial,
which is az the rate OF $50 a pound
for sugar. that they take as much
sugar as can he held on the point OF
. pen knife three times per day II
Will probably accomplish fully as sat
isfactory results
JAS. w HELME.
State Dairy and Food Conn., -
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
BIG CIGAR CONCERN
HAS RE0RCANIZED
Hemmeter Company Increases
Capital to 1000, 000-Has
Had Remarkable Growth

The Hemmeter Cigar Co. OF De.
troit, has recognized its business TO
meet the conditions arising from its
steady growth.
The concern was first organized in
1893 in Saginaw. with capital OF
$4,000, and on account Of more fav-
orable labor conditions. removed 10
Detroit in 1897 Since that time, the
volume OF business has doubled many
times, with no increase In capital,
the growth being represented in a
much oyergrown surplus account
Al the present-time. the company
occupies a new seveH-story factory at
Grand River-ave east and Center-st.
The value OF the property is now con.
servatively placed at Sl,000000,
which represents the new capitaliza-
ton, 100000 being In preferred and
the balance in common stock.
The change really means little
more than placing 10 capital account
the large accumulations now used in
the operation OF the business and car,
ried on the books as surplus.
The officers and stockholders will
remain practically unchanged. Little.
IL any, OF the new stock issue will find
is way 10 the public, as the present
owners are Well satisfied with their
holdings.
The officers of the new company
are John IT, Hemmeter. president
and general manager. Byron T.
Ercmbley. first vice-president and su.
perintcndent. Herbert s Hemmeter
second vice-president Fred Hemme-
t9r. treasurer, and assistant maDagerl
Percival \ Barnard; secretary and
auditor
--aas----
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
PAYS ALIMONY TO
OTHER MANS WIFE
DetrOiter Kicks On Contributing
Further Sums To His For
mer Spouse

ANN ARBOR, Mich. July 24-Hen-
~ Hubbard a meat dealer. OF Detroit,
has filed a petition in the circuit court
here. praying that the divorce suit,
tried here in 1911. by which his wife
was granted her freedom and alimouy
OF $40 per month, be reopened
He declares that his wife has since
married a man who vas posing as 4
boarder in her home, and that the fact
has beer kept secret in order that she
might collect her alimony He asks
20 be relieved from paying further ALI
mopy, and petitions for the custody of
two children OF his former marriage.
He is also remarked
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
ITALIANS FLEE FROM
AUSTRIANS VENGEANCE

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. July "a
Fearing violence at the hands OF Aus
TRANS, 40 members of Battle Creek S
Italian colony packed their grips and
left for Chicago last night. Ill feel
ing between the two races is running
high as the result of the shooting, Sun
day afternoon. Of Tom King. an Aus
trian. by Peter Pirozzo. an Italian.
Augered because Pirozzo escaped
the Austrians planned to clean out the
Italian element
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
SUGAR NO CURE
FOR LOST LOVE,
4 THINKS HELME
Anyway $50 Per Pound Is Too
i Mach Money TO Pay For IL
In Ensign Remedies
MARVELLOUS VIRTUE Is
CLAIMED FOR PELLETS
Tiny Tablets of Simple Sugar
SAIL to- Cure Pneumonia, Ap-
pendicitis and Hay Fever

LANSING. Mich, July 24-ln a spe'
cial bulletin issued by the state dairy
and food department, commissioner
lanes w. Helme exposes the secrets
~ the Ensign Remedies Co. a BAT
re Creek concern which is dong d
aourishing business in the sale OF
variety OF medicines
The bulletin follows.
IA" Advertisements of the Ensign KEN
edies company at Battle CreeA' Mio -
attracted the attention OF TINS uepaI !
lnent some time ago ana an eihploS
was instructed 10 answer the az
The literature sent him IN response
consisted Of two booklets extoiIlus
the virtues of the Ensign remedies
ysThe Ensign remedies IN tneso
booklets are recommended for al the
diseases, mental and physical, tha'
men and women are heir TO and then
some: the only disease we can thlhN
OF that is not mentioned in the DOCK
being political itch
s~Among the diseases specially rec
ovamended for treatment by the En-
sien remedies are deafness, barber
itch. goitre. gray hair, bunions, can
car how legs. lockjaw, improving toe
rails. toothache, tuberculosis. small
nox warts. worms, rheumatism par
alysis. mumps, tobacco habit. epilepsy.
cross eyes. cataract, emaciation ana
corpulency. They arious remedies nave
all the same outward appearance. Each
consists OF a small vial holding four
Grams. containing small white pellets
about the size OF a mustard seed
The price is 800 per vial and SIX
pellets is a dose. The different rem
edies which are TO be taken Internally
are distinguished from each other by
Numbers and letters.
"A distinguishing feature is the use
a. internal remedies for mental dis
Ases. According to their booklet II
h are bashful you should take rem
8WhS6A. II you have delusions that
Buy see animals and reptiles. you
should take 1S7A and B, but II you
&lH "see" persons and people then
Hin and F is the proper thing. II
Bf have a religious delusion that you
6etslost and damned. the book says
t1fke' 1871 and NJ. but If you only
'0espair OF your souls salvation take
1SSE and F.
For stage fright the book recon-
mends 205 A and B. II you are dis
appointed in love you are also advised
to take 205A and b, but If you are
married and your wife is jealous, give
her 1854 and B. II the hired man il
INV and lacks ambition the book
recommends 1894 and b, but II he is
only obstinate and unreasonable give
him 199 A and B. II you have a gen.
eral tendency 10 commit suicide, take
202A and B, but IL the tendency is TO
suicide by the razor route. the book
advises 202E and F, but II you prefer
the gun route. then the book advises
202G and II.
what are these remedies that cure
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
ITALIANS CHARGED WITH
ATTEMPTED KIDNAPPING

On the recommendation OF Assist
ant Prosecutor Fitzpatrick. a warrant
for the arrest or two OF the men who
tried TO kidnap the 13-year-old Italian
girl, Anna Ciuffo. Wednesday morn
ing. was sworn out Thursday. Sabato
Trono and the other man whose
name has not been learned by the
authorities, are charged with assault
and battery.
The warrant was sworn TO by An
tonic Ciluffo, father OF the girl. who
was walking with her to work. We'd
nesday, when the two men with four
others drove up in an automobile and
tried 10 take the girl and her sister
Rosa, aged Is. The kidnapping was
prevented by the father and crowd
which came TO his assistance.
What is known as the polar re-
gions cover 4.970,265 square miles and
have 100000 inhabitants.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
DOREMUS STANDS
BEHIND NACEL
COngressman's Candidate For
POstmastership Not To Be
Opposed by Beakes
RAYMOND w. PULLMAN,
Times Washington Bureau, Metropolis
tan Bank Building.

WASHINGTON. July 24.-Represen-
tative Doremus formally Endorsed Will
liam j. Nagel this morning for ap-
pointment as postmaster OF Detroit.
Mr.. Nasel is a business partner OF
William J. Brady, whom Representa-
tive Doremus has Endorsed for collec
torship.
1t is understood that Representa-.
tive Beakes will not make q iecom.
mendation Of any Wilson man to OPP
pose Representative Doremus' candi-
date, because he considers that the
Detroit postofilce Is the first district q
congressman exclusive patronage.
Representative Beakes has. however,
lndorsed candidates for the Office OF
collectorship and appraiser, both OF
which heretofore have been included
in the senatorial patronage. when
both the senators and administrator
were Republican.
After coming from the office of the
pOstmaster-genera this morning, Rep
resentative Doremus said that the ap-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
JACKSON TO HAVE NEW
NJ. c. RAILROAD STATION

JACKSON, Mich. July 24-(Spe-
ciaD-At a conference at Detroit. yes
terday, between Jackson city officials
and Michigan Central officials il was
agreed that the company may sell
factory sites from property II holds
here on lease from the city. and
the company agrees TO build a new
station in Jackson and elevate the
stracks at Main-st. crossing.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
Women Charged With Theft.

JACKSON, Mich, July 24.-(Spe-
ciaD-For alleged theft OF a purse con-
tanning s24 from Martin Guy. a white
man. at the Temple garage. Grace
Harper and May Harris, colored, were
arrested. this morning charged with
larceny from the person.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
Car Thieves BUSY,

PORT HURON. Mich. July "a
Especial The pere Marquette
freight sheds and a box car were
broken into last night, and quantity
Of merchandise was stolen. Thievery
Of this kind has been going on for
some time, and special officers have
been detailed here 10 keep guard.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
DEMOCRAT PROVES
AN EASY WINNER
g. W. Hayes Wins GOvernOrship
BY $4,000 Above All Other
Candidates

LITTLE ROCK, Ark, July "a
George w. Hayes, Democratic nominee
for governor, won In Wednesday,
election by majority OF at least 20
coo over all opponents, accordns1ta
substantial returns. today, from Ga nut
of 10 counties OF the state.
The standing from the latest CON-
piled figures is:
HAYES, 33,s52: Meyers, Republican.
1904. Murphy, Progressive, 5,292;
Weber. Socialist, 1875.
The total vote is below normal and
probably will not run over 100000.
PinkhRm Hawaiian Governor.
WASHTNGTON. July 24-President
Wilson this afternoon nominated Y +:
Plnkham. OF Hawaii. as governor CT
Hawaii.
Business-iike rrin,inG. No fuss ana
no feathers The plain, neat KIND thar
looks right Times Printing Co., Is
John R-st Phone Main 1923.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25

rointment of the Detroit postmaster
will perhaps be made within the next
few weeks Homer Warren's resiG.
nation, which has already been sent
to Postmaster.General Burleson, was
made 10 take effect on September l.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25

New York mas more telephones than
London. Paris and Berlin together
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25
BOYS AND GIRLS

II you are not now in the
Detroit Times big contest, with
its 40 prizes. including eight
Shetland ponies. get in at the
earliest possible minute, as YOU
are losing valuable time Look
for contest details elsewhere in
this paper
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25

Hong Kong last year imported 1877.
900 pounds of ginseng, nearly all from
the United States.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-07-25

incorporate Candy Factory.
Articles of association for the
Olympia Candy works were filed
Thursday. Its capital is $4,000.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-06-03

the governments report OF grain on
farms. 1t seemed desirable that some
recession la business take place. Dur
ing the past few weeks. business has
fallen off considerably. The money
market has become more easy.
The three CLOUDS IN the sky are
tariff changes. which we have been
able to view from all sides for some
months; labor demands. wage Ill
creases being wholly out OF proper
ton to earning power, and the remote
possibility of war with Japan. In the
matter of labor, If demands continue
and are too irNistent. some labor may
find itself unemployed because prices
are much lower on the average than
they were at the beginning OF the
year, and many manufacturers ana
public service corporations are dis
unctly not in a position to assume
higher pay rolls.
There is nothing startling in the
fact that business is quiet. The total
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-06-03
THE STAGE
TEMPLE.

TEMPLE.
Villa Holt Wakefield is the bright
est OF the sunbeams ON the Temple
theater program for the current week.
Her songs score heavily. particularly
He's My Pal" which she sang III
the opening performance. Monday al
ternoon. by request. In addition TO
her heart interest songs, she sings
number In which romsnces between
such inanimated things as sausages
and wearing apparel are featured.
Her songs are given 10 her own ac-
compartment on the piano. The Mon
day matinee audience gave her fine
welcome.
Edgar Bixley and Dave Lerner,
THE Melba and Caruso OF Vaude'
VILE" have corner on the comedy
end OF the hill. Their burlescue on
Melba and Caruso Is a big laugh. and
their entire Offering Is continuous
merrimsnt. Bixiey. In the course OF
his work, shows he Is versatile must
clan. being able to play kettle-drum.
trombone and cornet, which instru-
ment he borrows from the orchestra.
Ned Warren and Efhe Conley are
another good team. They sing and
dance with success, and introduce
lot OF features productive of smiles
and hearty laughter Warren also
displays skill as pianist.
"Georgette." billed as The Little
Dynamo OF VAUDEVILLE is young
girl. with a pretty face and pleasing
voice. She sings character songs and
some that are amusingly descriptive
OF mans attentions to his wife. be
fore and after taking"
The Three Arthurs. man and two
girls, perform daring feats on b.
cycles, introducing many new and
novel acts.
Scarf Allen, with three assistants,
Danny McCarty, Lew Krouse and
Rhea Venola. presents a comedy call.
ed 1.-THE Promoter" In which Allen
shines as whirlwind sales agent
OF stock Claude Golden. Australian
card expert, gives a novel and enter
tanning performance: the Microscope
opens the bill with new pictures, and
the kinetophone, which Is on Its last
week In the Temple, ends the pro-
gram. Hickey's comedy circus. bill
ed to appear. failed TO arrive, owing
to a railway accident It's place VIII
be taken by a Japanese troupe or
acrobats. which left New York. Mon
day afternoon, for Detroit.