davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-07-25
To Clear Soup.

Many housewives dislike to strain
soup. This discovery may make 1t
easier: Pour the soup. while hot
through a muslin cloth which has
Just been wrung out of Ice water
When 1t has all been strained. heat
again and serve.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-07-25
Bath Mjttens.

Very good bath mittens may be
made from the good parts OF rough
towels. Each child may thus have
one, thus making the morning rub
much more comfortable,
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-07-25
Heredlty.

Higgins is a self-made man. is he
not?"
''Eie claims to be, but do not be-
lieve those bad manners OF his could
ever have been acquired: he must
have been born so."-Womans Home
Companion.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-07-25
sreaderumbs for COOKING.

always use breadcrumbs instead OF
cracker crumbs for frying or for GOV.
ering the tops of entrees. You will
find this very good as It does not alb
sorb the moisture and become soEEy,
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-07-25

"Yussir." he answered promptly; sit
isn't three minutes ago since one of
'em went out with his sword be'ind II
earl"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-07-25

Things might be worse. Suppose
the milkman should be addicted to
crowingl
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-07-25

Bnglishman. "Then what's the OBJ
ject OF the blooming gamer"
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humorous department.

kimonotomy.-An exciteable man
rushed into the general hospital In
Buffalo and demanded to see his wife,
who had come there for an operation
that afternoon. He said his name was
James Hawkins.
The hospital authorities could re-
member no operation on a Mrs. Haw-
kins, and there was no record OF such
an operation on the books. za
Your wife is not here" they said to
Hawkins. rs E.-
"T know she is," persisted Hawkins.
But she isn't. We have no Mrs
Hawkins here"
Where is she then? She said she
was going to the hospital for an opera
ton. found a note from her when
got home"
Let me see the note" demanded the
doctor, and when Hawkins handed II
to him he read: Dear Jim: have
gone to have my kimona cut out. LIZ
zie."-Saturday Evening Post.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

poubly An Agnostie.-Professor Ha-
ley had been much annoyed by the
persistency with which a young man,
who boasted of being an agnostic, dis
cussed his religious beliefs in the his
tory class. One day he was giving MS
class a brisk oral examination. The
young man, always ready to argue was
having q hard time with the direct
pointed questions that Professor Haley
shot az him. ,..sr stEr f'I
Il believe" remarked the professor
after a bit, with his usual lisp. that
you are an agnothtic in religiouth mat
terth."
yes, sir" answered the young man,
promptly, scenting an opportunity to
escape from the grilling to which he
was being subjected. assis ,
Il can athure you," said the profess
sor setting down a zero in his grade
book, that you are an agnothtic IN
hithtory ath well."-Youth's Compani-
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

Their Passport.-Senator Jones told
a senate story at luncheon in Wash
ington.
WED be a hard lot indeed, we SEN
ators," he said, If we were as black
as we're painted. I heard a dreadful
story against us yesterday.
1.-TWO ladies, 1t appeared. came to
the visitors gallery and demanded
admission but they had no cards.
IF you have no cards, ladies' said
the doorkeeper, perhaps you know
one of the senators, and can get card
from him?'
"'Oh, no, we don't know any sena-
tors they said hastily.
"The doorkeeper bowed low.
THAT, ladies' he said, is very
much to your credit. Pass right in "
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

! How to Spell lt.-They were talk
ing about the difficulties Of spelling in
a Washington club the other night,
when Senator Martin of virginia.
smilingiy said that he was reminded
of a puzzled friend Of his in Rich
mond. ........
The puzzled friend, the senator ex-
planned, occupied an office in conjunc-
tion with another young man. One
afternoon the former was writing a
letter when he suddenly paused and
became very thoughtful.
"Say, Jim," he finally remarked.
glancing across to the other. "how do
you spell graphic with one f or
two?"
WELL" replied Jim, who didn't want
to hurt the questioner's feelings. III
you are going to use any, Sam, I guess
you might go the limit."-Exchange.
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supply and q steady Improvement in
this respect is noticed. At the present
much hard work on the excavation
preparing the bedrock for masonry, a
shortage of labor effects the output
much more noticeably than when such
work is being done by machinery. But
with large area Of bedrock uncover
ed in the deepest part of the excavation
and concreting practically in sight, 1t
is confidently expected that the mason
ry will be up to the elevation Of the
old river bed by the close Of the year.
LEI Paso Cor. st. Louis Globe-Demo-
crat.
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CARBERY WATER-SEAL
=. GAMER =.

For the convenience Of the Girls To-
mato Clubs, and at the request Of Miss
Minnie Garrison, we have in stock a
supply Of carbery Water Seal Gamers,
Cans, Solder, etc.-Everything neces-
sary for canning tomatoes, fruits, etc.
The carbery Gamer is a thoroughly
tested machine and will do everything
that Its inventor claims for 1t. 1t will
greatly facilitate canning operations
1t makes the work easier and faster
and insures success. Along with the
Canning Machine you will also need
supply Of Cans, Solder, etc., and all Of
these necessary articles you will find
at our store.
We invite all the members Of the
Girls Tomato Clubs to come to our
store for such supplies as may be need
ed. We will only sell supplies that are
recommended by Miss Garrison and
supplies you can depend on as being
the best for canning purposes. Our
prices will be as low as they can be
made, our object In handling these
goods being solely to help good thing
along. See us for what you need.
CARROLL BROS.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

Dut connrmed 10 them the enjoyment
Of their liberty.-Tacitus. -
One of the worst kings that ever
reigned in England was King John,
the brother of King Richard. He
was cowardly and silly, and like most
silly towards, he was cruel. He rob-
bed and murdered and broke his
promises. He had tried to deprive
his brother Richard of his kingdom
and he had plotted with the emperor
Of Germany and the king of France
to detain King Richard in prison un-
til death. And although his brother
had forgiven him for his treachery,
had made peace with him, and given
him great estates, yet he continued
to plot against Richard; and his
friends held out their castles against
the king when he returned to Eng
land. John himself fed to France;
ing submission to his brother, was
forgiven; Richard saying to him,
Brother, 1 wish that thou couldst
as easily forget thy habit Of rebel
ing against me, as shall forget thy
injuries toward me-" = Historical
Pictures.
OF Luitprand, the seventeenth king
Of Lombardy, the following interest
ing anecdote Is related:
Information was brought to him
that two of his courtiers, in whom he
reposed particular confidence, had
conspired against his life. AS the
proofs of their guilty design were too
strong to admit Of doubt he resolved
to speak to them openly on the sub
ject, and summoned them into his
presence. On their appearing before
him, he asked them with some gravi-
ty, whether they had not always
found him a kind friend. They ans
wered that they had. He then in
quired Of them whether he had not
always consulted them on all occasions
and confided to them his most secret
thoughts and intentions. They re-
piled in the affirmative. Then" de-
manded Luitprand, mildly, "how
comes 1t that you could find 1t in
your hearts to conspire against the
life of so kind friend? What ad-
vantage could you hope to enjoy, IL
fchased with my death? Should
you be likely to find as gentle a.
master in my successor? Were you
so blind as to imagine that you would
be permitted to share throne render
ed vacant by so perfidious act? Even
should you have obtained it. methinks
its possession would have been en-
bittered by the memory Of your
treachery, and constant suspicious and
jealousy Of each other. You now
perceive that the most secret thoughts
to my eyes as mine ever have been
to yours. How can you answer for
yourselves?" The guilty courtiers,
filled with the most lively terror at
this appeal, were unable to conceal
their dismay, and fell pale and trem-
bling at their masters feet. Rise,
my friends" said Luitprand, with
gentleness, 'I am convinced that
whatever your past intentions may
have been. you will henceforth be my
most jealous and faithful servants.
restore you to my full affection and
confidence. and trust I shall never
find occasion to say that 1t has been
misplaced"
The monarch's clemency filled the
two courtiers with contrition, and
their after-conduct gave him no rea-
son to repent his exercise.-Manning's
Stories. ...s ... ... ri
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4B A plausible person isn't always
the one who gets applause.
tT Don't worry over the past. The
future will give you cause enough.
&T A man may be credit to himself,
but he wants little cash thrown in.
3T Our friends are generally willing
to take our part and theirs. too.
IfJ The fellow who is looking for a
peck Of trouble, never has cause to
complain Of short measure.
l3B- Life Is a masquerade. Otherwise
people wouldn't fall in love at first
sight.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

) The College Graduate.-It was the
season Of the college graduate. and at
q dinner in Lakewood. George J, Gould
said:
"The college graduate has many
charms, but the chiefest OF them Is,
perhaps, his cocksureness. All, II we
were all hut an cocksure as the youns
college graduate on commencement
day! slzyaszss.ssss ss.ss-s,. ..a,asszs. ss,si
.T know O. manufacturer who took
his son, fresh from Yale, into the mill,
last faIl to learn the business. I met
this man the other day and said:
you took George into the mill re-
Gently to teach him the business. How
is 1t turning out?' Ets5Es Eb3sts,
The manufacturer passed his hand
over his brow and sighed
"'oh, splendidly.' he said. George is
teaching me now Chicago Record
Herald. .-,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

Those Useless ouestions.-"What
are the passengers looking out Of the
window for?" asked a nervous lady
passenger on the train as the cGnduc-
tor came through, according to the
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
I'VE ran over a cat, madam" said
the conductor.
WAS the cat on the track?" she next
asked.
"Oh, no, ma'am," assured the con-
ductor. THE locomotive chased her
up an alley"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

!fF In a storm at sea the chaplain
asked one of the crew If he thought
there was any danger.
"Oh, yes" replied the sailor. IF 1t
blows as hard as it does now we shall
all be in heaven before IL o'clock to-
night"
The chaplain, terrified at the ex-
preston, cried out: THE Lord for
bid."-Answers.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

An Ignorant Teaeher.-Willie-Say,
pa, didn't you tell me the other day
that it was wrong to strike any one
smaller than yourself.
Pa.-Yes, Willie, that's what l said.
Willie-Well, 1 wish you'd write my
teacher a note to that effect. I don't
think she knows about it.-Popular
Magazine.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

tB Miss Janet Is long time coming
down." he said to the pretty parlor
maid. Perhaps she is-ha, ha-per-
haps abe Is making up her mind wheth-
er to see me or not"
The maid smiled coldly.
NO" she said. ut is not her mind,
she is making up."-Tit-Bits
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

6E I'm sorry you've got to leave Eden
and go to work, simply because gave
you the rest of the apple" said the con-
trite Eve.
Never mind" answered Adam. "The
ultimate consumer always gets the
worst of II.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

RECEIVED

JUST received 210 barrels PAT
ENT CREAM FLOUR, bought right.
We are giving OUR CUSTOMERS the
benefit of the PRICE. Your money
back II not as represented. Also
fresh car Of MAGNOLIA FLOUR and
a fresh lot Of the genuine DUNLOP
PATENT; also MELROSE the best
ever.
See us when in need Of FLOUR.
See us for Grain Cradles and all
kinds of Farm Tools. We have dishes
and Glassware, Enamelware and Tin
ware.
See US for Coffee, Teas, Spices, Ex-
tracts, Chocolate and Cocoa and all
kinds Of Canned Goods.
COME TO us FOR EVERYTHING
IN HORSEFEED!
Yorkville Banking & Mer. Co.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-15

"a Say George, lend me a five-dollar
William"
why don't you say "bill?"
I'm not we'll enough acquainted
with It,"
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aT Mrs. Brown-Mrs Jones has the
worst habit!
Mr.. Brown-What is 1t, dear?
Mrs Brown-She turns around and
looks back every time we pass on the
street.
Mr. Brown-How do you know she
does?
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REMEMBER ME.

I have Fresh Cabbage Every Day;
also New and Old Irish Potatoes.
For ONE WEEK will sell the
BEST COUNTRY BUTTER made, at
20 Cts. Cash at the Store.
You can always get nice BEEF and
VEAL at SHERER'S. sell cheap to
help the poor, and think every one
should Pay ME-.
Say. you Country Brother, Bring
Me that CALF along when you come
to town. Also let me know about
that Fat Cow you want to sell. 1t Will
pay you.
There was one white man who would
MT lie,
And a negro who wouldn't steal, they
say: q.
But of course cannot vouch for this,
AS its only hearsay to me.
OLD GEORGE
THE BUTCHER.
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e. w. Dabbs,
Pres. s. G. Farmers Union.
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his death. 1t is hard to say whether
the victor or the vanquished best de-
served praise on this occasion.
When the Scythian ambassadors
gazed attentively upon him for a long
time without speaking a word, being
very probably, surprised Gas they
formed a Judgment Of men from their
air and stature) to find that his did
not answer the high idea they enter
tanned Of him from his fame. At
last the oldest of the ambassadors
addressed him thus: Had the gods
given thee a body proportionable to
thy ambition, the whole universe
would have been too little for thee.
With one hand thou wouldest touch
the east, and with the other the west;
and not satisfied with this. thou
wouldst follow the sun, and know
where he hides himself. But what
have we to do with thee? we never
set foot in thy country. May not those
WHO lntldDll WOOuS pc iito"Cu W NV
without knowing who thou art, and
whence thou comest? We will neither
command over, nor submit to any man.
And thou mayest be sensible what
kind Of people the Scythians are,
know that we received from heaven
as a rich present, a yoke Of oxen, a
ploughshare, a dart, javelin, and a
cup. These we make use of, both
with our friends and against our
enemies. To our friends we give corn,
which we procure by the labor Of our
oxen; with them we offer wine to the
gods in our cup; and with regard to
our enemies, we combat them at al
distance with our arrows, and near at
hand with our javelins. But thou,
who boastest thy coming to expirate
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20
WARREN LAUNDRY IS
NOW BIGGEST IN STATE
New Equipment Lately Add
ed Has Much Increased
Capacity

With the installation yesterday o.
an American troll steam collar and
cun ironing machine, the Warren
laundry in Tombstone canyon was
advanced to first place in Arizona III
point Of laundry equipment and ca
pacity for work. In consequence Of
which Bisbee enjoys reputation for at
least two industries that are bigger
than those elsew here in the state
mining and laundry tribe wide
atart in scope but both highly desir-
able possessions.
Warren laundry is now working 81
ueople continuously and is handling
more business than ever before in is
history. If the increase measures
growth % population even in a small
degree. said GT. johnson OF the !aIn-
drv Yesterday. the Warren district i
gaining very rapidly.
BESIDE tie collar and Gun machine
MT in commission yesterday At the
laundry. there has recently been in
stalled Stroll Hagen lo3-incn nat
work ironeT and large compartment
washer. The collar and edh lronei
has practically unlimited capacity Il
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20
EarlIest - Il "a b. Aaeriss.

Earliest Record Of Coal IN America.
TIE earliest record Of ccal in Amer
ca is By Father HenBepin. in his
Now Discovery Of a Vast Country in
AEerics," published il London. 1898.
A "cole-miae" had been discovered
N the Illinois TiverRear the present
zitT Of Ottawa. IRE 6rst coal work
ng was IN the Richmond (Va.) coal
ee,ds ABOUT 1850.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20
.ORPHEUR HIGH CLASS
MUSIC IS GOOD CARD
Everybody Likes and Praises
1t = Is to BE Kept Strong
Feature of the House

The Orpheum orchestra as now
perfected Is considered to be the best
musical organization that has ever
played at a theater in Bisbee. The
orchestra beside winning much pOpu-
lar public praise, received the high
OF the Prince Of To
night company after the perform
anCe on Tuesday evening. This or
ganizatIou made unanimous dGcla-a-
tion that the Orpheum orchestra was
the very best that il had met with
since leaving Denver and was willing
TO concede 10 il the credit for muCu
Of the big success that the company
made during its Bisbee appearance
III is the intention Of the Orpheum
uaanasement from now on to make
the orchestra one OF the big features
Of the house at all time and TO this
end there is to be no effort spared
10 keep the organization up with the
last minute music Of the stage world
and at top efficiency. In other words
il you want to hear The best and lat
est in music, says the Orpheum man
agcment. drop around 70 that house
to put in the evening.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20
CARNIVAL SHOWS ARE
ATTRACTIVE IN FORM
Crowds Attending Perform
ances in Spite of the Bad
Weather Conditions

large crowds, from Bisbee. Warren
and Lowell, are attending the Camp
bells carnival at Lowell and many
big shows are being well patronized
A feature Of the whole carnival IS
that all the properties are new and
up to date and the usual d1ngy Gags
platforms etc, are entirely missing.
Among the most interesting Of the
many features are the Ferris wheel,
said to be the largest portable ma
chine Of It's kind in the country, AMI
the animal circus. In this last some
excellent lion tanning acts are seen.
Other attractions that draw well are
the Mutt and Jen house, the fancy
rifle shooting. trained fleas, the hu-
man fish, who eats, drinks and writes
under water. the various vaudeville
shows and the japanese stores. The
whole carnival is weA arranged aDe
there is an interesting diversity o.
attractions.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20
HIGGINS WORK
STARTS SOON
James Letson Returns from
California with Family and
VIII Direct the Work to
Begin April Is
LEASE NOW EXTENDED

James Letson, president OF toe
newly organized Higgins Leasing
company. arrived in the city yester-
day, accompanied by his family. from
Los Angeles Mr.. Letson is a former
Bisbeeits and will make his home
here while looking after the develop
ment Of the Higgins claim.
Work on the lease will begin April
10 The lease on the property WAS
at first FOR one year but recently this
has been extended six months. max
ing the fun lease eighteen months.
Z is planned To start the work in the
existing Higgins tunnel and. with ma
chine drills. 20 work towards the line
of the Uncle sam claim Of the Copper
Queen Il is expected that within a
short time lesd-silver deposit will
he encountered. Il is known that a
large body OF this ore is located in
that direction as il has been proved
up by both the Shattuck and the Cop
per Queen-a nd has been found TO be
very valuable deposit There is !
large supply OF mining machinery
now on the ground. estimated in
value at $4,000 so there win be no
delay n starting oserations.
The final work OF organization OF
the new company has been completed
The company is capitalized at 500
600 in shares Of 81 each The fiBan-
cial plan OF the company is also vel
under way and announcement OF II
VIII probably soon be made. Mr. let
son. besides being president OF the
company. is aso the general man
ager and he viii be actively 10 charge
Of the Development work Associated
with him in the cmpany IS Jack Nc
Gregor. secretary. and Harry Jeln
ings, vice president and treasurer
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20

To clean an ensmeled bath 49,, -.-..,ss
it dry and then rub It with a cloth
dipped in turpentine and salt After
ward wash it with clean warm water,
and II viii look like a new tub.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20
wise ans SHINE Ru.e.

IL we are ever in doubt what TO do.
It is a good rule TO ask ourselves
what We shall wish on the morrow
that We had done John Lubbock.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20

A nonspiilable flower vase. 20 keep
a eorsage bouquet fresh while il is
seing worn. has been invented By .
French woman.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20
KEROSENE AS FUEL TOW NEAF
National Chief Engineer Has Been
Making Long Tests WIKI
carburetor

Among the many companies making
experiments with kerosene the chief
engineer of the National Company at
Indianapolis reports successful efforts.
William Gny Wall has for many
months been making exhaustive tess
with kerosene ana declares he beiieTes
it viii be oaiy short time until the
majority OF automobiles viii use kerr
osene instead of gasoline.
He gives as his reasons. the high
cost and diminishing supply OF gaso-
line, the greater efficiency, lower cost
and abundant supply of kerosene. He
says that alcohol is not the logical so
luton. one reason being that many
changes would be necessary in the
engines. whereas kerosene can be
used without any changes except in
the method Of supplying the fuel to the
engine.
There is a question. Wall afirms, as
TO the feasibility of starting on kero-
sene direct and suggests that 1t may
be necessary to use small amount OF
gasoline TO start with.
He SAYS that the electric seif-startef
viii aid greatly in using kerosene in
stead of gasoline. wall also says that
the disadvantage OF kerosene in win
teri are not too serious TO be. easily
overcome, in fact he has accomplished
this feat IN his winter experimenting
at the National factories. He says that
the elimination of smoke Is one feat
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20

they regard as guarantee that they
"ill not come under German control
and possession, while without the
lairhaiTed princess they might have
heen -grasUed in the talons OF the
German war-aasle. Eight long years
atter the marriage Of the youEs
QUeen wilhemiRa 70 a stolid German
prince they anxiousIy waited tor the
arrival Of the stork. and their JOY at
the final appearance OF the national
bird was but little tempered by the
reflection that the new heir to the
throne vas not a boy, but girl
So it is that Holland ioyously
antics in showing the little princess
whatever honor is in its power, ana
that the approaching birthday prob
ably viii be almost a big national boi-
iday The love felt for the princess
is shown by the tact that the PIE
ture of the little princess and her
mother is found in practically every
home in Holland
Bisbee daily review., 1913-03-20

Chicago doctor opines that the aver
age woman loves a cave man. But
most OF them have 70 be content With
Cat dweilers