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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01

Notice is hereby given that Thomas
Winkler. OF Hachita, New Mexico, who. on
February 10, 1910, made Homestead Entry NO.
OllIs, for NWN, Tor Bn Nwk and lots / and .
Section Is. Township 90 s., Range 10 W., N.
N. P. Meridian, has filed notice OF intention
20 make Final Three Q Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, before J.
M. TriPpe, U, s. Commissioner, at Playas, N.
NJ. on the End day Of September, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Thomas Upshaw. Of Hachita, N. NJ.
Joseph N. Wilcox, of Haehita. N. NJ.
Thomas Berkeley, OF Aachita. N. N.
George Godfrey. Of Hachfta, N. NJ.
JOSE GONZALES,
Register.
First pub. July %
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01

The republicans won out In the
house Of representatives 10 the fight
for q chance to speak on the Dlggs-
C~armencita case. For a week they
carried OF a alIibuster, and allowed
no business to be transacted. Tues
day the democratic leaders gave 10,
allowed the matter to come up, and
there was a Ave hour debate.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01

The Miners Union endeavored to
have the Calumet b Hecls recognize
1t, but was refused. The miners
struck, and there has been q hot time
on the northern peninsula. The gov
eronor had TO order out the state
militia 70 protect the property Of the
COMPANY.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01
NOTICE
NOTICE
Department Ofthe Interior,
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Las Cruces, N. M. July II, 1913.

NOTICE Ia hereby given hat Thomas
L. Burts. of Haohita New Mexico, who, on
February Z, 1910, made Homestead Entry,
No. OlO9O. for SEA, Section 8 Township 30 s.,
Range 10 w., N. NJ. P, Meridian, has hled ne
tiee of Intention to make Final Three Year
Proof, TO establish claim TO the land above
described, before J. NJ. rripPe. U. s. Commits
sIoner, at Playas, New Mexico. on the End
day OF Sept, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses;
Walter W. BirOhheld OF Haehita. N, N.
Henry Mangold, Of Hachita. N. n.
Thomas 1. Berkley, of Lake. N. n.
Thomas Winkler, of Haohita. N. N.
JOSE GONZALES
Register,
Fret pub, July. IS
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01
WESTERN LIBERAL.
IoRDsBURG, August /, 1918.
P%OsTOFFIOE HOURS.

Daily, 8 a. m. to g D. m.
Sundays, 8 to Q a, m, and long enough
70 walt on all applicants after the ar
rival Of Train No. l., If it is on time.
"On Sundays poStofaces must be
kept open an hour, Postal laws and
regulations. Section 264.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01

DR.. J. Odd Hamilton, the dentist,
is with us again this week, and has
his Office In the Vendome hotel, where
he is prepared TO do all kinds Of dem
tai work. II your teeth need sharpen
ing call and see him about them.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01
TO TRAPPERs.

Ship your wild animal skins to All.
Hilton Mercantile Co., San Antonio,
New Mexico. Over forty years expert
ence in the business, with European
manufacturers for outlet. Highest
guaranteed. Help
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01

NOTICE is hereby given that Thomas 1.
Berkeley. of Lake. New Mexico. p~OstOiHce
Hachita. N. NJ. who IN February Z. 1910. made
Homestead Entry, No, O4O2l for sWk, SEQ
uon s. Township 80 g., Range 10 W., N. NAP,
Meridian, has nled notice Of intention to
make Final Three Year Proof. 70 establish
claim to the land above described. before j.
NJ. Trippe. u Commissioner. at Playas, N N
on the snd day OF September, 1913.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01
NOTICE.

Department OF the Interior
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE.
Las Cruces, N. NJ.
July II, l0l6
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01
Notice for. Publication.
Department OF the Interior.
United States Land Office,
Las Cruces, New Mexico,
July, II, 1918

NOTICE is hereby given that Thomas
Upshaw. of Hachita. New Mexico, who. on
Q, 1910. made Homestead Entry, No.
0lO4s, for NwA, Section %, Township 90 8.
Range 10 W.. N. NJ. P. Meridian, has hled
notice of intention to make Final Three Year
Proof. to establish claim to the land above
described. before John NJ. Trippe, U. 8. Com
missioner, at Playss, N. N on the End day
of Sept. 1913. N
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01

First pub. July "a
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01
OlalmAnt names as Wltneasea

First insertion, July. Is, l0i8
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-08-01

First pub, July, 20
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-17

frower. OF Dayton. this afternoon
flied mandamrs suit in the suJrcmo
.ooUrt TO compel Secretary Of state
Graves 10 appoint him a Republican
member OF the Montgomery county
board Of elections
Louis J. Winch. whose torn OK
pircd. and Brewer were both candi.
dates for the position and both claim
10 have secured the enforcement 81
the board. Several days ago Score
tary Graves announced that lie would
not appoint either man. but wouI!
name a man for tho position who was
not candidate. The promised an.
poin'mcnt has not yet been made.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-17

llNfnfa =
"'4id fortune. Iuqucnsc. Ia.
oh,ss DM-masT Kc-f kNqe7h u
. \ Little excitement Was oc,tStora.i on
FRIDAY. when a do. belonging To- Franz
J "N Ter. residing IA H.. flats Of the bare
nIi.iinS. showed signs OF rabies. Jump
hui4dius occupied ~ the MrIIshurg
bowling club. Cief OF Police t;,orr,
ISo.ins.n am Ray Gurus. tired revolver
S""'N YAK" tHe crazcd animal
brooke county court has a s. 600 dam
- .."4i on hrr hands. tie 4. :. Marshal
~ motto ON Thursday. Tie suit.
49,. - p. ""-Nt tuI"u-l e." q uiteI
.E,"9 '"Hti- upon account Of IA, plain
tiliS residing ia Washington county
o. iH. ~'ut - broIsrt To- recover CAIN
e. s"S 10 tho amount named H., ,it,uas, ;
as alie-'d h.inl; cauSeI by t1.lr I'm
taxing ir.-ht IT a roller on the W.iiS-
"".E tli Ma~h.nSt0u { Ike. one mie
,as ~uiuu'- the plaintiffs arc Wu-
i'ifn t"uu'u and wife, OF Was .irufnr
,"H''S, "a Tn ease Is under June
r., ur>, r,-u.ar term nj ,,..r,v court
T.' "' "c4d oH t-' tl'~t Tuesday IA
Sir .nl Nj. Mat, n.eshton enetr-
/, '.---i iH -upd ~tNl" vu Thursday even
tI-- '.f" being Ire Chi.I amusement
.f'h -" occasion. biu. and p.nE wei g.
-" ,'r' "iatiou~ Fine piano music was
Ntf\ l''.- seton. uau- .f.r 81 IN. host
ah' .'- t.~S. An'.us The "rt-of-toWa
Si""i" "i NutciIu-. Miss Jones ana Nj
ittff.S. 20 Martins FERRY. Nr. aui Mrs.
ii"ftN ilarir. 90 ~t-ulc'Ai-t.. e. NIoolrv
/ FRANK Buckley. Mrs Keller. Nr and
lli-. w. Rad .iiff,. or l'oIanSr,- he
i'' .H'n'n's were 'r.cI auI thr., Tr4l-S
W'l" ass fl'.!
Neiuur: of the lu.~, Of DELEGATES
J"-u X. lis"0. is iu receipt co. "a t.tiI-
i"in.d horned toad. uu display IN ..s
90 t- store window. TIE rough lit q.
rf'If'.r .tme from ORANGE. taiIfufu.a.
ana Na- f"rU trd'd ly Living Brady ami
~" ttt i''uel two OF "ur voIrs clti-
H''~ 3d." went To- California spui. weeks
AGO Twins Brady i- rt,s,.. ..-,r 80
ranch.
Their" wss quite ssvrr" vfuI storm
IN li' 80. unity "t luI"f.ii'I' noe. Ta.. on
4l4f -'ltf 80 4.uHt noon.
Mis- fil1si't. Gist vas iu tie city
yt-t'glir
>. ~ FASTER. "r Gross Cr.c,, district
Vas q Nt- Tor Ir clio. town v..sf.r..-N
Mrs Tom ~H..-Ird wa- O. Wheeling
'..fur on T.Ur~.lr,.
"a ..rne li'.d - t~ 90 'ue.rs- visitor 80
Miss Eleanor I..lI was % Wheeling
visitor eu T.rfr- i.t
Miss >rll" ti,iu. trl Madeline Nil
.'i were H"'...i.- visitors "n Thursday
Ms. t.Hn G,rro WAS p Wh,,l.rr WIS.,
u, of, i-.r.t..
% N-''.us Yesterday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-17

.c.tr 10 spend a Jew days WIKI friends
and relatives.
Mr. and Mrs W W Etidecr return
I'D h'i1" yesterday from Richmond.
Va. where thct sp"ut The past week
with their daughters. Mrs Ralph eric
Vol
Many local rsors attended tho
graduating or'.cis"s &C Tho sherman
schoo! ot 'Npl- s.ion last cycuin. in
"Aish Miss Ms-. h.cy of Third
-'r",'. Was a graduate.
Miss Iucy Wells will leave to-day
.or ~ .'rcW" vI'r" -lr wilI spend a
Few DAYS With friends and relatives
Guards Carp utor and iiiuerman
viii ar-.," 'ii- morning with thirteen
,c.No'~ from Fay"tto county.
Nir-. D.. r. Nlr"c and son. # VII
a.r.h.re. arn -u"rd.r- frw days
vt. trr.! aut relatives in this civ.
Ih" Baptist and First VI T.. church
'.I.I" teams I'arcd game lr--.r
rat oyori.. at the Fifth stree, ball
r.rt
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-17

The la'e-t md mo.t fashion
able article for q commence
mani ai.t Dr. one Uf the new
bracelet wa'chc-. 1hty are
t'irg worn b. men ard vu-
uru. Young and old. They
are ie1ulifu, ornamental and
"Nc,rrincly useful ~ every
enc OF OU'dlcr habits. n b..
E"ar,Cr. moi nccc~~ar, 90 buy
% 'rrrDitic new watch. Cur
warg!9ciuriIg department
WI make. ~ 70 loU price. iu-t
ts EIrd O. Lre.,!ct watch YOU
rsrt from ,rW oid -t,le opsn
or closed face watch. no mat.
tfr What o. condition may be.
IS T. LtkENS 90.
The onc Prize Jewellers
l"li MARKET ~
Boost the ~cmiC CENTENNIAL
r..
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-17
MANDAMUS SUIT
70 Compel Secretary Of State 20 Ap-
point Msn - Office Filed YES
tcrcSy At Columbus.

Special f..-Ht.. g., g.. fr'.l. -.-.e-
COLI NHJS. O. MAY 1G-D. c.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-17
Iarne Crowd Attends.

4 larF" crowd att rd'l the annual
jcirt literary contest Given LAST cNc-
rin- In IN" Auditorium az Tho central
school building between the Noun
tin state and Nirriu.1u s"'i"ti,s. y
sri rdid pf"rram Wal Q. rd'r .l dur
Ing thc c,'uirE. consisting of piar"
ducts. 'clamtfiors. ESSAYS. vocal Wu-
- ana 0'i,it. i',tw.1 t'-.- 'urtIS
ana Thos Wilson. tor tho n'-Itiv"
and John Err..' and Mckinley Nli!,s
r." tho affirmative. Tn. audience was
plead with 90 AFFAIR and n.at
sun was realized.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-17
WELLSBURG
Marriage Licenses.

=, J1rneS lower. jr.. Canton. O.; Pearl
NJ T1lt"n. SteubsnvilIe. -,
I'm .t"-s Willis. Homestead. Pa. Isl-
"'4ia fortune. lUquensc. Ia.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-17
MOUNDSVILLE
Destitute Family.

Father Flanagan and Eugcn" S;nhi
OF this city went The home Of Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Mod, rmott. on Soc
ond street. THURSDAY evening and
found Mr.. M"Dorm"tt. an aged man
with his three children nearly starV-
ing and in very dcstitut" circum-
stances. Rev. Flanagan had the faith
er removed 10 the North Wheeling
Hospital and he * now lying there
in n SERIOUS condition with dr"psv
and heart trouble. Mr.. Stahl took
charc. NJ tho rirl and tho two young
boys were also taken care Of. The
children were called o. th- bedside 81
tn father yesterday afternoon. as d:
was consider that H. would Not sur
WV" tn. da.. The local Associated
Charities Wi probably tlk" charge ot
IN, ease today and rit" a. att .on.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-17

Bring soey Here
T \ KEEL. az Fourth -'-..'. Is 70.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-10
WE GIVE
AND REDEEM
SURETY
COUPONS
Notions

A Few of Many Items
Blasting Cotton-Large spools;
good quality; the spool, Sc.
Kerr's Luster Black
and white; assorted sizes; the
spool, &c.
e. B. Darning Cotton-Small
ball; all colors; the ball. &c.
1.200-Yard Spools Mansfield 8
Spool Cotton-White; spool, Sc.
Machine Bobbins Ready
wound; black and white; 3Hc
each.
Dress Shields = Pure white
nainsook covered; &c pair.
Collar Stays-Kreitel's cele-
brated slip in and out; &c the
set.
Hair Pins--Extra quality. ia
PANIED covered; assorted sizes;
the paper, &c.
Swell Hooks and Eyes-BiRnk
and white; 2 dozen on card; the
card. 1Hc.
Sewing Machine Needles--Fof
all machines; the paper, &c.
Corset Laces = Five yards
long; good quality linen; each.
SHc.
Bust Forms-0ur special jer-
sey covered; 80 to AZ in. sizes;
Soc each.
Wood Handle Ironing Wax-
Well made; &c dozen
Cotton TapeA-Large roll; n
in. width; black and white; &c
piece.
Asbestos Iron Holders-Large
size; Sc each.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-10
Sale of Combs

This lot of combs consists of Back Combs
Side Combs, Barrettes and Braid Pins; in shell
and amber finish; a variety of styles and selec-
tions; many worth twice as much as Our special
selling prices all to go during this sale at spe
cial prices.
28c Combs at 19c sec Cornbe at 2ysc
soc Combs at 30c $1.25 Combs Tssc
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-10
Plants
Special Saturday

Mixed Table Ferneries-6 in.
pot, Kentia Palm in centre, and
Asparagus Table Ferneries; reg
ular value sec, TO be sold tomor-
row at 29c.
Japanese Fern Balls-25c and
soc.
Kentia Palms--19c.
Chinese Lily Bulbs for 25c.
Cut Flowers-Roses, all kinds;
Sweet Peas, Narcissus, Bcvardias,
Lily of the Valley, etc.
Orchids-50c.
CarnatiOns-All colors; regular
Sl.00, special at Soc a dozen.
Violets-Bunch of 100; regular
price $500, tomorrow for only SOC.
Box Assorted Cut Flowers, $1.O0.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-10
so Feet of Counter Space De-
voted to the Show and Sale of
Tub Silks

December sales of Tub
or Washable Silks were so gen.
erous that we were encouraged
to give up so much of our val
liable display space TO these fab
RIGS, which give evidence Of
such great popularity this sea-
son.
We believe this to be the
largest and at the same time the
best display of washable silks
in the State of New Jersey,
which means that il rivals and
surpasses many in New York.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-10
Lsavallieres
One-Third Under Price

A fine lot Of new Lavallieres in god-i1lled, stef-
ling and platinum effects beautiful designs; all in
perfect condition; regular selling prices at 81 to S9
will be offered tomorrow Tone day only at reduc-
tion of one third--33 1-3 Per Cent.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-10
Photo Frames
Steel Shears 29c

1000 Pairs Solid Steel Shears and Scissors.
from one of the largest manufacturers OF shears in
Newark-ra cleanup of the season, and are going
TO have sale tomorrow of these shears, to 81
inches ong-knds that would ordinarily retail at 69c
SO slight to be hardly noticeabIe-the price ~,
will be made. Observation-Disclosures. 69C
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-10
Candies
Buy 'er17 Saturday

Two specials for lovers OF
sweetmeats tomorrow, b 9th
from our own Candy Kitchen
fine, fresh and pure
Home Made Caramels--
chocolate and vanilla; plain, not
filled, and marshmallow filled;
particularly toothsome, 90
and very special at, Id S0C
Chocolate Filled Al o-t
mond Straws, b.. GOC
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-10
Sale of First Quality
Sterling Aluminium
Enamel Ware

In Basement famous for its offerings OF
frst-class Kitchen Utensils, we are going TO hold
a sale tomorrow of high-grade, triple-coated,
Newark-made Sterling Aluminium Enamel Ware.
particularly well finished, with all balls trimmed
with mahogany finish wood handles, and all
covers recoated and fitted with metal knobs
Milk Pans-rsguIar z9c and Sic special at
z &c and 27c.
Pudding Pans
Regularly 21c 25c soc CSC
Special TIC lee 21c 27c
Turks Head Moulds $50. at
Sic.
Straight Stock Pots 4sc. at
35c.
Milk PaiIs-regtlarly Sic and SOC special at
27c and Sic
Tea Pots, reg 45c and 49c special at 39c and 43c.
Covered Buckets, reg. 43c, special at 35c-
Vienna Kettles. reg 33c, special ar 2ec-
Madrid Saucepans, reg. Sic, special al zSc.
Tipped Sancepans. reg 29c, Bic and 39c, special
at 21c, Csc and 31c.
Colanders, reg &c. special at 3sc.
Muffin Pans. reg 2ec and &c., special at 21c
and 33c.
Square Baking Pans, reg. 2ec and ssc, special at
2lc and 27c.
Preserve Kettles. reg 2ec BIC and soc. special at
2lc, 27c and 35c
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-27

Brooks, Marthabell Clark, Ruby Har-
rison, Bertha Larson, and Messrs.
Nat Given, Jim Given and Darcy Nc
Gee.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-27

A. G. Wedge is in the cities on
business this week.
Henry Gunil of Kelliher is spend
ing the day in Bemidji.
A. G. Sandberg of Crookston is
spending the day in Bemidji.
VIM. Lennon of Kelliher is bust
ness visitor in Bemidji today.
Victor Olson and NJ. G. Dooley OF
Akeley spent yesterday in eBmidji
H. P. Larson of Fosston spent yes
Akeley spent yesterday in Bemidji.
A. e. Ellison was a business visit
or at International Falls Wednesday.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. William Sexton on Wednesday.
Sam Chem of Little Falls was a
business visitor in Bemidji yester-
day.
Mrs. Bloomquist has moved to Cass
Lake where she will make her flu
ture home.
Miss Bertha Larson left for her
home at Lengthy last evening for q
few days visit.
Milk-Fourteen quarts for one
dollar, If paid for in advance. VIC.
Schroeder.-Adv.
J. G. Delaney,J r., and Judge B.
F. Wright of Park Rapids spent yes
terday in Bemidji.
F. A. Wilson came up from st.
Paul this morning to be initiated
as an Elk tonight.
Fred st. Peter of NymOre was TAX
en- to the St. Anthony's hospital this
week. He is suffering with typhoid
fever.
George Forte of Wilton, who has
been in the city on business for Sc.
veral days, left this afternoon for
his home.
John Hanson of the town OF Lib
erty was in the city on business
Wednesday returning home in the
afternoon.
The ladies of the Presbyterian
church will serve a supper in the
church basement, Friday evening,
February %.
International Falls Daily Journal:
George Clark of Rainier has been in
Bemidji this week looking after bust
ness matters.
The Swedish Y. P. S. will meet in
the church parlors this evening.
Lunch will be served. Everybody
cordially invited.-Adv.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-27
ANNOUNCEMENT.

Beginning March the Hetland
e. Fallon millinery store will be open
for business with a complete new
stock OF. spring and summer hats. The
store will be under the management
of Miss Eleanor Brown of Mil
waukee. We ask all ladies and
friends of the store to call. The
selection of goods has been careful
and at all times during the season
the stock will be replenished with
everything new in ladies and chill
dren's hats.-Adv. .--
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-27
THE MOST HEALTHFUL
|. FOOD KNOWN

+ FLUID kNOWN
1t is perhaps not generally known
among Bemidji families that "Min-
nesota" Spaghetti is one of the most
healthful foods known.
; It is four times as nutritious as
beefsteak, six times as nutritious as
potatoes and, because it contains
more proteids than most foods, it
is more strength giving and less fat
tening.
( "Minnesota" Spaghetti gives the
power of endurance without over
loading the stomach and it should be
freely eaten by everyone, and es-
pecially by children, in place of
meat. -~.s- .-"
minnesota" Spaghetti is very easy
60 prepare, has a. deliciously appetite
ing flavor and costs only about one
cent a dish.-Adv.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-27
Card of Thanks.

. The undersigned desire to extend
their sincere thanks for the many
kindnesses and courtesies shown in
connection with the illness and death
of their beloved son and brother.
JACOB FISHEL AND FAMILY.
ADV.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-27
The Largest Magazine in the World.

The Largest Magazine in the World.
Today's Magazine is the largest
and best edited magazine published
at soc per year. Five cents per copy
at all newsdealers. Every, lady who
appreciates good magazine. should
send for a free sample copy and
premium catalog. Address, Today's
Magazine, Canton, Ohio.-Adv.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-02

iodide OF potassium. drains; wine OF
colchicum, one-half ounce. sodium sail
cylate. drains
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-02

Now we come to the plot of
the piece.
Peaches invited a few friends
to house-warming dinner and
an hour after they had vocifer-
ously accepted our cook got
mad because she found out the
Persian rug on her boudoir floor
was made in New Jersey, and
quit-left us flat with bunch
Of friends on our hands who had
already gone in training for a
long heavy feed, catch-as-catch-
can, strangle-hold barred, but
go to the mat with everything
from clans to the printers
name.
For twenty-four hours Peach
es spent her time hurrying be-
tween the intelligence offices
and the depths of despair, and
that dinner party began to look
like cold turkey.
And the next day, just as I
was about to send out the S. O..
S. signals, tramp cook ar
rived with the milkman, pre-
pared to pour oil on our trou-
bled kitchen stove.
The name of the new cook
was Helga. She was half Swede
and half deaf.
Peaches asked her for her
recommendations, and Helga
said that her only recommends
tion was her face but that she
tripped the night before and
broke it just above the chin.
Peaches engaged her-what
else could she do with kind and
loving friends eager to exercise
our silverWare and gurgling
their munger at our outer walls
Helga was shown to her room.
She kicked little because there
wasn't a southern exposure but
subsidized when Peaches prom
ised her bunch of fresh cut
flowers every morning. Then
the procession started for the
kitchen, halting for a moment
in the buffers pantry so that
Helga could inform herself as tc
whether we voted the Prohibi.
tion or Progressive ticket.
Helga discovered four bottles
Of beer coyly reposing on the
ice in the refrigerator, where
upon her face became lighted uI
with the joys of anticipation
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turned red, white and blue and |
had all l could do to keep from
becoming a murderer.
1t afterwards transpired that
in the shredded wheat which
Helga was using as a brain the
words "demi tasse" and "decol-
lete" had become mixed, and,
having taken the low-neck as a
souvenir Of a former employer,
she had decided "demi tasse"
meant Enter from kitchen,
smilingly, with anatomical dis
play; place coffee on table, cen
ter, and exit, showing verte-
brae."
However, the housewarming
dinner came to a finish without
any casualties and the guests
went home, hungry but un-
poisoned.
The next morning Peaches
, gave Helga Helga and she left
us abruptly, followed by the
prayers of all present, including
the gas stove.
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nounced and the entire cast
jumped to their feet as though
they'd stepped on a third rail.
The first round was oyster
cocktails and everybody drew
cards.
This was Helga's maiden ef-
fort at oyster cocktails and she
had original ideas about the
cocktail, consisting chiefly of
salad oil and tabasco.
The salad oil came from Italy,
consequently the oysters were
extremely foreign to the taste,
After exploring her cocktail
glass with a fork Mrs. Fitzen-
staatz politely inquired if we
raised our own oysters, but just
then a gill of tabasco struck Mr.,
Fitzenstaatz between the tho
rax and the epiglottis and he
spent the rest of the evening
screaming for the fire depart
ment,
The next round was mock tur-
tie soup, but nobody under the
wide canopy of Heaven can ever
guess where Helga found the
mock.
Sometimes / think I may have
surprised her secret because
later on when | looked for my
rubber boots one of them was
missing.
Then we had fish-blue fish.
1t had arrived in the kitchen
just simple, plain, kind-heart-
ed fish with the blues, but after
watching Helga's work it had
developed acute melancholia,
Then came the roast turkey,
and right here was where Helga
stepped to the footlights and