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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03
Lawrence Assa ssins sought.

The State Department has instructed
Ambassador wilson, at Mexico city, TO
ask the Mexican government to bring to
justice those responsible for the killing
of Albert ii. Lawrence, an American.
who was shot down by one or more OF
his employees in Vera cruz on the night
Of March 81.
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NO POCKET
STROUD!

You must leave your many millions,
And the gay and festive crowd:
Though you roll in royal billions,
There's no pocket in a shroud!
Whether pauper, prince. or peasant,
Whether young or old or proud.
Remember that there isn't
Any pocket in a ahroud!
You'll have all this world of glory.
And a record long and loud
And a name in fame and glory,
But no pocket in your shroud!
So be generous with your riches,
Neither vain nor cold nor proud,
And you'll gain the golden riches
In CLINE without a cloud,
JOHN 4. JOYCE
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Always Something.

We'll, we needn't despair after al"
How now?'
Just as this shortage in chorus girls
was announced, those blond Eskimos
were discovered.
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If Mr.. McCombs had been as long
making an important movement in the
conduct Of the campaign of 1912 as he
was in making up his mind on the &C.
ceptance Of the proffer of the appoint
ment as Ambassador to France Mr. Will
son might still be Governor of New
Jersey
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03

1t is understood that the Secretary Of
State. William Jennings Bryan, has de-
post accounts with four Washington
banks. He has made no specification, so
far as can be learned, that his checks
are to be paid in silver.
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got some dough from the cook, and
crawled under the kitchen table. In 4
minute or two my father entered from
the yard and asked where 1 was. The
warm hearted Irish cook had a charac-
teristic contempt for "informers." but
although she said nothing, she COM
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03

bone Of savings banks. the protector Of
the flour bin, and the chief foe of the
automobile salesman. Economy fills the
land with contented Ioafers of seventy
years and over, but it hasn't a thing to
do with the discontinued loafers of twen-
ty-fiye.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03
Hiking Home.

He had telegraphed his wife for
money.
81 shall count the hours until I see
you he wound up, with a touch of
pathos.
ALSO the ties" she briefly wired back.
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baptist Convention Call.

p. w. Drew for a meeting Of all the
committees appointed to arrange for the
New England Baptist missionary con-
vention to be held in Cosmopolitan Bap-
fist Church from June IL to 16 This as
ISOLATION is said to represent $500, 900 ne
grOeS
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Her First Pic.

This pies a poem," murmured she.
II cannot eat it," answered he,
And you ought not to ask it.
You see the crust / cannot cut;
The pie may be a poem, but
I'm really no waste-basket."
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Every Attention.

Next time the suffragists parade in
Washington the patrolmen will put down
carpets and strew flowers, while the
captains OF police will serve tea at every
prominent corner along the line of
march.
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Many a young lady who has spoken
scornfully of the economical young man
who takes his girl to the nickelodeon
and treaties her at the penny peanut ma
chine afterward has married a handsome
plutocrat with 500 salary and has TAX
en- soapy lessons in economy over the
wash tub slightly later in life.
Copyright. 1913. By George Mathew Adamsl
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Brief Warfare.

Many famous battles have been short.
The battle OF San Jacinto lasted only
twelve minutes. The main action at New
Orleans was fought in twenty minutes
That's nothing said the man from
Mexico Il once fought through an en-
tire revolution that only lasted two
hours"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03

All England has its eyes on Schedule
h" Verify, free access to American
markets would be boon to our English
cousins.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03

makes a mental note of the moon time
table. Friends of his say they have often
seen him walking along sideways late
In the afternoon, ready to get his first
glimpse OF the moon from just the right
angle.
My methods DO no one any harm"
ME lot of good"
Senator Joseph T. Robinson Of Arkan-
sas. who was Congressman, Governor.
and United States Senator-elect, all with
in couple of weeks. has an unsratifed
ambition that he Is half ashamed Of He
yearns to play polo.
Champ Clark, besides being Speaker.
acts as a sort of father confessor to the
members of the House-Republican and
Democrats alike.
He has more secrets dumped into his
ear every day, when the House IL In
session, than the average priest.
And. priest-like. he never tells.
II Champ Clark told half that he
than three or four friendships I'm the
House
About every other member of tba
Rouse imagines that one or more of his
colleagues and committee associates Is
keenly Jealous of him and trying TO
steal his stun and crab his game gener-
ally. All such notions they carry to the
Speakers private Office and confide to
Champ Clark. And he is an excellent
man to confide things to, for it Is Just
IKE dropping a secret down a well. AS
Keeper of ones own counsel Champ
Clark has not close competitor.
However. there Is one plan In the
Speakers head that he has not succeed
ed In keeping secret. And that Is the
plan to be a candidate for the Office OF
President of the United States in the
year 1916.
When Senator Pomerene of Ohio starts
to write speech he prepares 1t all over
town. Instead of closeting himself and
getting the whole thing out of his sys-
tenn at once, he jots down a paragraph
In the street car. ins the dentists waiting
room, or wherever he happens to be.
Then the next day he'll bring these odds
and ends to the Office and quilt them
together.
Senators Gallinger and Hollis of New
Hampshire hail from the same voting
precinct in Concord.
Secretary William C. Redfeld dotes on
Alice blue neckties.
Goa right, 1918. b. Fred c. Kelly. Az 1ishts
Reservedl
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The woman's View of 1t.

From Judge.
He-A woman's hand is all right to
spank baby with. but she should keep
il off the ballot box.
She (airily)-Oh, I don't know. IL
seems to me that IL the women could
spank the ballot box as they spank the
babies, We would have very much better
politics everywhere.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03
Thc Only Place.

PA, what is Utopia?'
That's the place where they are not
kicking about the high cost of living"
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COL, THEODORE ROOSEVELT Tells
THE INTIMATE STORY Of HIS LIFE
Former Soldier President, and Parymaker Writes "Chap
tiers Of Possible Autobiography "a Personal
Account of Himself
Fifth InstallInent.
Account of Himself.


tansl
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Maybe Not So Final

Maybe Not So Final.
What's the NATTER
"She has rejected me again. She says
this is final"
Ibid she say how final?" inquired the
older and more experienced man.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03

Senators Gallinger and Hollis of New
Hampshire hail from the same voting
precinct in Concord.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03

Secretary William c. Redfeld dotes on
Alice blue neckties.
Goa right, 1918. b. Fred c. Kelly. AZ Rishu
Rescrved.)
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-03

However. there Is one plan in the
Speakers head that he has not succeed
ed In keeping secret. And that is the
plan to be a candidate for the Office OF
President of the United States in the
year 1916.
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mothers object to their
" daughters 'mussing up the
w kitchen they never seem To

wv Kitchen they never seem To
think that they are inter
fering with possible future liyeli-
hood" pOuted the girl whose mother
had just sent her out of the kitchen
sticky dishes and suucepans that were
everywhere in evidence.
This was IN entirely new viewpoint
to the only semisympathetic listener
who had memories of former bad half
hours of DISTINGUISHING on similar occa-
sions and had felt very much on the
mothers side of In" argument. But
she was forced 10 admit very much to
herself that there was something in
the daughters way of looking at IL,
and when one stops to think of II. isn't
there? Think of the Mary EIizabeths.
the Virginia Lees and all the other
girls whose names are identified with
pure candy throughout the country!
Isn't il more than probable that they
began their work as fudgenaking
schoolgirls?
Any one doubling that sweet
meats" rs the English call all candy
made by glrlS, have Il commercial value
should look about at the next church
luncheon. bazaar or social attended
and notice the popularity of the little
bags of candy, contributed almost In.
variably by the younger members OF
the congregation The candy booth Is
usually the first to report itself sold
10 nni Ill
why the same success should not he
met with commercially. We are con
stantly being told 10y the how TO re-
duce your weight overnight artist or
doctor that American women are the
greatest candy eaters in the world. so
! that il would seem there Is always II
| good field for such II business enter
| prise. even though 1t sometimes APP
pears this business is ovcrcrowded.
There Is IN especially good opportu-
nifty for any one who can work out
| original ideas or put even an old or
standard commodity up In newer
J and more attractive form than it has
| hitherto been got out IN. II Is an age
when the public Willingly and gencr.
ously pays for the form and style of n
pnckage. especially when II contains a
| food product. The shops--those deal
! Inc I'm sweets cspecially--refuse 10 al
low us to overlook single holiday;
consequently the production Of n diff
ferent kind of Easter egg or rabbit
Il valentine heart or st. Patrick's day
shamrock or n variation of the time
honorcd Fourth of July iirecrackcrs
meets with instant recognition and
naturally. financial success. Go over
our list of holidays. You girls who are
interested In the making of fudge and
! fondant and want to earn money, ant
consider the opportunities here.
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HouGhToN sREvlTrEs.
-|>-s's'-'

The steamers Dunelm and Midland
are at the Copper Range dock with q
cargo OF nitrate of soda for the Senter
Powder plant.
Walter Harvey Of Hurontown has
gone 20 Iruawoud where he has taken
a position
Howard Streeter of Detroit is visit
ing with his parents, Judge and Mrs
a. r. Streeter.
W. a. Bancroft of uBston, president
Of The Mass Consolidated, is a Hough-
ton visitor lie says that the Mass
will %. kept shut down until the labor
troubles abate. In the meantime, the
striking miners are working on tn
construction Of the new school house.
NJ. Il. Anthoni Of Green Bay, ma
turallzat!on examiner, conducted pre-
limnary hearings here last evening
ana viii do the same tonight. Tomor-
row evening he VIII be at Calumet fof
the same purpose
II. NJ Kit2miller "a teacher i'm the
English department of the Houghton
high school, has returned from his
home in Columbus, Ohio. lie will
teach school here again this year.
Adam Ngkann, Finland, Hancock,
Duluth, Nov l. 1907. applied for nat
urallzation al county clerks office this
morning
Ida Rauntio, aged %, a resident of
Point Mills. passed away at the county
tuberculosis sanatarium yesterday
She will be buried from the Krellwitz
morgue in Forest hin cemetery tomor-
row
J. 9. Mann left this morning for
Lansing ana Detroit To- attend a SEES
sion IF the Michigan Fish commits
sion.
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Old Tin Cans.

Goodness graciousp' exclaims the
housewife. 81 wonder what becomes
Of all the tin cans that are thrown
away!"
A friend of mine who is a well
Known business man is thoroughly ac-
quainted with the tin can from its in
fancy TO the day of its doom. We'll,
what does become Of all these cansT
| asked the authority.
They are" he replied. "relncarnat-
ed. so TO speak, and become, in fact. a
new tin can, but mostly a window
weight" Then he explained how all
the old tin cans are gathered up ana
hurled into furnace and how the
thin veneer OF tin, which is merely the
outer covering. Is separated as melt
ed product from the steel which forms
the real basis for the can. The tin IL
far more valuable than the steel. and
Il IS used over and over again for COW
ering cans. The steel part when melt
ed becomes n solid chunk-in fact the
soldest chunk in the whole steel faml-
". Window weights must be small.
but hefty; hence the use OF steel FROM
tin cans.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-19
How TO Halve Household Bills

There is no one thing alone which
stands for economy One must study
the daily needs and be well acquainted
with standard prices. There is much
truth In the saying. Where there Is n
will there Is II way"
The cheaper cuts of meat are just rs
pulutnble when cooked properly. y
tough round steak may he pounded
well. spriDklcd literally with flour and
seasoned well. after which 1t Is ready
for n hot frying pan. When cooked 1t
is deliciously tender. Meat once IL day
is all that is necessary for any one,
especially I'm summer. Baked macaroni
with cheese Is II good substitute.
When the oven is on IL il well to get
MS much of the dinner In IL rs possible
SO as to save fuel. After the oven Is
well heated the back burner may be
turned Off and an even heat remains.
Splendid soups may be made by left
| overs. Leftover vegetables with scraps
of meat. to which handful of rice
| is added. are very nutritious. This
makes fine soup. Scraps of bread
are saved aud either ground for bread
ing meats. made into buildings or used
bread Is better than too much cake
and pastry and Is certainly cheaper.
After all, the high cost OF living is a
matter which can he controlled by the
individual. Ii is not so much the
amount eaten as the amount wasted
3 that makes household hills soar Az
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How 20 Make Delicate Perfume.

Some of the richest and most ex-
pensive perfumes can be made in the
following way: Select your blossoms.
whatever essence you desire. pluck
from the stems and drop into a Jar
half filled with almond or olive oil.
Allow these flowers or leaves To lie for
twenty four hours In the OIL then
squeeze through 81 checSecloth bag into
a perfectly clean glass dish.
Repeat this operation until YOU have
procured the strength You desire. Pour
this essence into Il new jar and thor
oughly mix with an equal quantity of
pure rectiiied spirits Let this mix
ture stand for three weeks. shaking
and mixing it thoroughly every day.
"A flor this ',"o"ncs II must We aoa Nv
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How 70 Quiet Noisy eoys.

Have YOU never wished you could
think of something to keep those noisy
boys quiet Sunday mornings when no
body but boys thinks of rising rs early
as upon other days.
A maiden aunt--always blessing to
any Observation-Disclosures devised this plan:
Every Sunday morning. when the oh.
streperous ones awake. their eyes rest
upon two mystic packages tied with
many strings After much undoing of
knots they lind within the big brown
paper bags animal crackers. bits OF
candy. fruit and some pictures for
their scrap books or any of the thou
sand simple things II takes to enter
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Harvard Then a College Of Children.

In 1855. when elected president OF
Harvard. the Rev. Increase Mather re-
fused TO resign the pastorate OF the
North church I'm Boston for the sake OF
forty or nfty children Therefore ne
used to ride back and forth from Bos-
ton to Cambridge. charging to the col
lege the cost OF shoeing and batting MS
horse and mending his saddle. Many
Of these students were but twelve or
thirteen years old.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-19
TWO MORE EXAMINATIONS
Males and lessen viii Come Up Be-
fore Justice Little Tomorrow.

Jpsuae Charles r. Little viii con-
duct the examinations Of George Males
and Andrew ressen tomorrow MORN
ms
Males is aharaed with being leader
Ir tho riots at Calumet ou the opening
Hay ot the strike. a number Of charg-
,s hove been filed aGaiust him and he
is leId under heavy bail. The COM
plain .s umiJ1,.un. Andrew lessen
HI come ap ou charge of carrying
concealed Weapons near the superior
mine. The preliminary hearing deyel-
uu,d -trau- testimony against him
and le viii probably Dee bound over,
ou Friday Iazo MaikoylcA who was
arrested com John Doe warrant Will
u- urousa, before Justice Little ON
d eHar-e ,t assault He is the man
Who is sa.a q. have H.t August Beck
and John Miller with club.
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Houghton Department

Michigan as a special student and
he gained honors rapidly. He was
elected q member OF the Woolsack, a
society based on scholarship, was
made president OF the Webster So
clety and then elected editor OF the
Law Review, the highest honor that
can 40 to legal student there The
faculty enrolled him as regular
student the first time in the history
uf the college that this step has been
taken since his graduation he has
been extremely successful. lie has
written number of articles i'm the
various legal magazines and has done
other such work He was recently
forced 10 take "a vacation TO recover
from th, ul effects of over work but
is now back i'm Detroit.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-19
How to Repair Derby Hats.

If you are ever unfortunate enough
to smash new derby hat. so that It
cracks and in spite Of rubbing and
smoothness of surface, try the simple
expedient of holding II lighted match
inside the hat close 10 the broken
spot. BY the time the match has half
burned out you will find the hat has
become soft. If you will then brush It
vigorously with n stiff brush for n mo-
ment it will regain its former smooth
ness and look as If nothing had ever
married its surface.
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MALES BOUND OVER.

George Males. charged with resist
ing John Gibbons. an officer in the en-
ploy Of the q. 4 H. was this morning
bound over TO the circuit court 10y Jus
tice O'Suuivan. Bail was fixed az 5000
which was not furnished. Males is
held under a number OF other charges.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-19

a Sold Of very high pressure. with
.ts crest over Lake Superior. covers the
Upper Mississippi Valley and the
northeast this morning. Cooler wealth.
or prevails over the northern sections
of this high but the northcrly circu-
Iati.n from 60 has caused "a continuance
"f h.gh temperatures throughout the
Central valleys. Considerable cloudi-
ness prevails over the Lake this morn
na aud local rains have occurred over
% narrow strip from the Central Plains
states tu Tho Atlantic, heavy rains are
reported from Des Moines and Chi
caRo.
There will bc some cloudiness in this
vicinity during the next 80 hours and
there may he local showers tonight or
"Wednesday. Moderate easterly winds
viii prevail.
II. Il. COWDRICK, Observer.
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Breaking the News.

81 have decided" said the congress-
man. TO retire TO private life at the
end OF my present term
whats the natter" asked his col
league HAS somebody been sehulns
you marked papers from home F'-Ch''
cago Record-Hcrnld.
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tain a child. 1t takes many minutes
to unearth the treasures. and by that
time the grownups are astir. having
enjoyed their last mornings doze un-
disturbed.
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was postponed owing to lack of a
Quorum. There Was no business 10
come before such meeting. The SUI
pervisors may meet next Tuesday.
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Alaska has AZ schools, attended by
over 1000 white children
Up to March 81, Philadelphia coined
$4,000 a day in nickels in "a 5O-day
RIM
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Athena. W cloudy 20 o.
Baltimore. ~ "a PCcldy me- o.
RunaIo...... ~ Clear ne ~ %
Cbjrago.......t 90 Cloudy ne Gloz
DuIuth.......l2 - Cloudy mos DIS .oz
Tsrapaba....GG 81 Cloudy %
Green Bay. Gs 80 Cloudy uo 10 ID
rIoughton....5s 80 PLCldy - %
Marquette. % % Cloudy %
Milwaukee,, IS Cloudy no. ~ ol
New Orleans SO % clear 4 %
New YorK..1l ~ Cloudy no TO o
Port Arthur. MISSING.
san Fran. .5s 80 Clear o
ST. Paul...,es vs. Cloudy 50" D. o
washington q clear is
winnipeg " o. Cloudy SO - .
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NOTIFIED OF
LAW CHANGES
County Treasurer Bran Gets Dig
est of Acts Affecting Office

Auditor General Fuller has notified
County Treasurer A. Bran of re-
cent changes i'm the state laws which
affect his Office and has sent him a
supply Of pamphlets containing the
amendments made To the general tax
law by the legislature AT its sessions
of 1909 1871 and 1918. The pamphlet
also contains taxation acts other than
these amending the general tax law.
Attention is directed by the auditor
general To number of new acts. Act
80 of the public acts of 1913 which
amends section 1872 of the general tan
law reads as follows: 1T shall be the
duty # the auditor general 10 pro-
vide and furnish in due season to the
several vounty clerks and treasurers
at the expense of the state, all forms
blanks and record books made necos-
sary by this act, and Il shall be the
duty of said county clerks and treas
urers 10 use the blanks furnished 10y
the state or approved by the auditor
general, and no others"
1t is explained that if the county
treasurer will use these blanks the
county will be at no expense what
ever. II other blanks are used they
must first be approved by the state
DEPARTMENT
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strained. and then it is ready to he
bottled for use
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-19

There are over 10000 feebie-miiiu
ed persons IN Institutions in the UNIT
ed States.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-19

The consumption of coffee i'm France
has just about doubled in the last 80
years.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-19
Differ from Mortgage Law.

"rhc tax provided for in both acts
1879 and 142 is one half of one per cent
on the fact of par value of the bond
or other evidence of Indebtedness, and
the tax is to be collected even though
the par value of the bond is less than
800. Both differ in this respect from
the mortgage tax law. The tax under
both If these acts is to be computed
strictly on the basis of one-half of one
per cent on the face of par value of the
bond, note or other evidence of indcbt-
edncss on which payment Is made y
detailed report should be made at the
end of each month to this department
similar to the mortgage tax report
showing the amount Of taxes collected
under the provisions Cf these acts
Such report should show the amount
Of taxes collected under each act, and
remittance of the states portion oi
the taxes should accompany such re-
port"