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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
To Cure a Cold In One Day

Take LAXATIVE BROAo Quiuire II stops the
Cough and Headache and works OF the Cold
Druggists refund money II II fails to cure.
e. W. GROVES signature on each box. 2sc.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
WhIte Holland TurkeYs.

ship turkeys and to save the feathers
should be in position to pay what
they are worth alive; and should be
able to handle them at a profit, better
than the grower, who may not be pre-
pared TO do the work TO the best ad.
vantage.
SO much depends upon marketing
them in the best conditnon that small
growers should either dress and sell
to their home market, OF, providing
1t can be done at fair price, sell
alive to someone who makes a bust
ness Of handling such stock.
Kill nothing but weli-fattened stock.
II seldom pays TO send ill-favored
stock into market. Do not give any
food to the turkeys for twenty-four
hours prior to killing. This allows
the crop and entrails to become empty
and avoids much of the danger of
spelling Full crops and entrails count
against value; they often faint the
meat and prevent its being kept for
any length of time.
There are two methods Of killing
largely used. The most popular is to
suspend the fowl by the shanks, head
down, and cut or stick 1t in the root
of the mouth with a knife made espe
cially for this purpose. This sewers
the arteries and cuts into the brain
causing insensibility and a free flow
Of blood from the mouth This il
called sticking in the roof Of the
/ mouth"
The other plan is to break the mech
by a quick twist or jerk backward
When the neck is completely dis
jointed the head is pulled away SO al
to form an open space In the necl
in which the blood may settle.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
FACE DISFlGURED WITH
SKIN TROUBLE

S107 Foster Ave, Baltimore, Md
About FIVE months ago little blisters
appeared on my face They looked
like blisters from fire burns. They
itChed and burned something terrible,
which caused me to rub them and they
burst, then sores appeared which dis.
figured my face. My face was all full
Of sores. The disease spread from my
face to my neck and back When any
thing touched them they would burn
and stick to my clothes, which kept
me from sleeping and made me suf.
fer terribly.
Il used home remedies aad used
salve but II did no good suffered
bout three months then ! saw the
Suticura Soap and Ointment adver-
tlsed and I thought would send and
get sample and try them used the
sample Of Cutioura Soap and Oint.
ment and they helped me a great deal
so bought some and used them about
two months and they completely cured
me-" (Signed) Edward V. Thomas
Mar. &c, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment solo
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free with 32-p. Skin BOOK. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston.
/ Adv
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Backache Makes Anyone Feel Old

Nothing ages anyone more Wuekv than
weak lddncys
II is not alone the aching haek. the stiH,
painful joints, but the evil effect Of bad,
poisoned blood on the nerves, the vital
organs and the digestion
The condition of the kidney makes GOOD
health or ill-hcalth
The kidneys are the filters OF the blood
Active kidneys filter from the blood cy-
cry day over one ounce Of poisonous waste
and pass % of dissolved IN the urine
II the kidneys are weak OF diseased, only
part Of this hlteriug Is done and the blood
is heavy with uric acid and other poison.
Gus or waste matter.
Instead OF being nourished by tho
blood, the nerves and vital orgnns are ir-
ritated, and the circulation, digestion, etc.,
are disturbed,
II your back aches constantly, il your
joints are stiff, lame and painful. suspect
the kidneys.
Kidney sufferers arc likely 10 feel dull.
heavy restless AZ night, rheumatic, dizzy
at times. subject TO headaches and an.
noyed with sharp, piercing pains that
make work an agony and rest impossible.
Doan's Kidney Pills are the bestrecom.
mcnded and most widely used remedy for
weak or diseased kidneys. They act quick.
! "; contain no poisonous nor habit.form,
ing drugs and leave no bad aftcr.afiects
Of any kind--just make you feel better all
| over.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

larity. The history Of the Reds dates
back to about 1854, but 1t is only of
recent years that the poultry world
acknowledged them as a breed, says
the Farm Journal. At that date, it
is claimed, Red Cochin China cocks
and Red Malay cocks were brought
into sections Of Rhode Island and
Massachusetts by sea captains. Later
Rose Comb Brown Leghorn blood was
introduced in some sections, and thus
for so years the male bird for the
head of each flock was selected of a
red col0r and a vigorous condition.
The breed is conceded to be one
OF the best for practical purposes. The
birds are excellent layers of large
brown eggs, and are tirst-class as ia
BILE poultry, being adapted for both
broilers and roasters The standard
weight is; Cock, 81 pounds; cock.
erel, ~ pounds hen, 61a pounds; pull
let, 5 pounds.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
COMPANY DISHES.

Small individual buildings, rich with
fruit, served with a softened prun9
stuffed with a marshmallow that has
been dipped In alcohol and lighted,
makes a pretty decoration for a com
pany table. and the fame toasts the
mallow The alcohol favor iB all dis
sipated
a very stylish pie is pumpkin pie
garnished with whipped cream around
the edge, put on with a pastry tube.
The whipped cream may be seasoned
with grated cheese, which is most de.
licious with any kind Of pie
Lemon ice served In lemon baskets,
made from the lemon peel, are so at
trTctiye The handles may be gar
nished with parsley or a violet or two
Orange ice in orange baskets, or
orange jelly nodded In the halves OF
the orange and then cut in quarters,
when the Jelly is firm. is another
pretty way OF serving the fruit
An appetizing canape is prepared
with sardines, hard cooked egg, pea.
nuts chopped fine and little lemon
juice. Cut the bread in thin circular
slices and fry in a little butter until
brown Skin and bone the sardines,
rub to a paste, add the peanuts
chopped, little lemon juice, and the
hard cooked egg yolk put through a
ricer or sieve Garnish the canape
with pieces OF egg white.
Plum Pudding Ice Cream.-Scald a
pint of milk, add to it four eggs beat
en- with a cup and a half of sugar
Stir constantly over hot water until II
forms o rich custard; strain and set
aside to cool Dissolve two table
spoonfuls Of cocoa in half a cup OF
boiling water and boil three minutes
\ Chill this. and add to the cold custard
with a tablespoonful Of vanilla and d
pint of cream. Shred sufficient citror
to measure half a cup; steam a cur
and half of raisins until tender
blanch and cut fine two dozen al
monds; mix these with just enough or
ange juice to moisten, and let stand
an hour. Pour the mixed cream into
the freezer and freeze to a mush
then add the fruit and finish freezing
When serving, garnish witt
whipped cream and spray Of holly
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
coLLEcTIoNSF PUDDING SAUCES

A pudding may be made or marred
by the sauce which is served with 1t.
OF course, individual taste must be-
considered.
For a sponge pudding or a blame
mango there is no more delicious
sauce than
Orange Sauce.-Reat the whites Of
three eggs until stiff, add a cup Of
powdered sugar and continue beat"
ing; add the rind and juice Of two or
anges and the juice of lemon.
Molasses sauce.-A cup of molasses
and one and half tablespoonfuls Of
butter boiled together five minutes,
remove from the heat and add two
tablegpoonfuls of lemon juice or a ia
blespoonful of vinegar.
Cream Sauce.-Beat together until
thick a fourth of cup of milk and
three-fourths of cup of thick cream;
add a third of a cup of powdered SUI
gar and a half teaspoonful of vanilla.
Foamy Sauce.-Cream half a cup OF
butter, add q cup OF powdered sugar,
an egg well beaten and tablespoon.
full of vanilla. Beat while heating
over hot water,
Chocolate sauce.-Scald two cups OF
milk, add a tablespoonful and half
of cornstarch to four tablespoonfuls
OF powdered sugar Add to the milk
and cook eight minutes; melt two
squares of chocolate over hot water,
add two tablespoonfuls Of hot water;
stir until smooth, and then add to
the cooked mixture. Beat the whites
of two eggs until stiff, add gradually
two-thirds Of cup of powdered sugar
Continue beating, then add the unbeat
en- yolks and stir into the cooked mix
ture. Cook one minute. Add a tea
spoonful of vanilla ana cool before
serving.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
THE SCHOOL LUNCHEON.

The schools which provide lunches
for the children are yet go few,
though success has followed them
where the work has been tried, For
the thousands OF children all over the
land, en- large cities and in the coun-
try, the distances are so great that
carrying a lunch Is a necessity.
II anybody who has not prepared a
lunch basket two hundred days In tho
year calls It an easy task, she has not
given the matter any thought
II We could look into the lunch.
baskets Of our working people and re-
alize what It means to work, rebuild
waste tissues. keep up body heat and
energy on the food combinations that
have gone out from homes today, we
would not marvel at the inroads OF dis.
ease, divorce. suicide and crime. A
mans food largely determines what
he Is.
Our boys. as well rs our girls.
should be taught In the grades the
simple food principles, how 10 arrange
balanced meal and how to prepare
the common foods in an economical
and wholesome manner. Then II the
lunch basket Is not allied as It should
be, the child will know how to cor
rect II.
A lunch for a child who spends his
time in n not too well ventilated room
means different food shan does the
same child when he is spending the
day in the woods or open air.
The feod should be simple and lin
tied ia quantity. Too great a variety
in each lunch is not desirable, but va
riety from day to day Is absolutely
necessary to escape monotony. A
sweetmeat or two occasionally is al
ways priced. but this kind OF fooC
should be used sparingly.
The child who sees his lunch packed
and knows just what he will have t,
eat does not enjoy 1t with the sam,
zest as he who looks for something a:
a surprise We never get too old o
staid not to find pleasure in the unex
peeted Wrap foods so that one fayo
will not leayen the whole lump. All
the basket or box over night and keel
It fresh and sweet. II is possible, blu
viii take thought to prepare twent.
different lunches tor as many days
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Not Ready to Decorate.

]. D. Bowersock OF Lawrence was
explaining to the Kansas editors last
week how he feels toward certain edi-
tors. Il am like the Dutchman," said
he. "The Drtchman came to town
on Decoration day. He saw the flags
flying and the people going to the
cemetery with large punches OF flow
ers. He asked what 1t meant. Why,
this is Decoration day said one.
Don, you know what that is? The
Dutchman confessed that he didn't.
The man then explained it. Isn't
there some one at rest in the GENE.
terry whose grave you would like to
decorate with fiowor3?' asked the
man. The Dutchman shook his head
and replied: Dose PEBBLES vat graves
l like to DECORATE are not dead yet. -
Kansas City Star.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
LookIna AIter HIe eaIt.

Daniel and Harvey, two old, expert
fishermen, were still fishing for
trout in deep water. sitting with their
backs together, when Daniel acci.
dentally fell out of the boat and went
down. Harvey looked back and miss,
ed his companion, who at that mo.
ment appeared on the surface, pipe
still in his mouth, shaking his whis
kers profusely.
Harvey-Gosh, Dan! l jest missed
ye! Where ye been?
Dan-Oh, ies went down for tel
see If me bait wus all right-Judgo
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
HOT WINTER PUoDlNes.

A simple cranberry pudding which
Is delicious and needs no sauce, is
this; Prepare a batter of a cup of
-four sifted with teaspoonful of ba-
king powder and little salt dropped
on boiling hot cranberries while they
are stewing The berries should be
sweetencd and the batter dropped in
small heaps then cover and cook for
twenty minutes, carefully covered.
Steamed Cranberry Pudding
Cream half ~ cup of butter, add a cup
of sugar gradually and three eggs
well beaten; mix and sift three and
a half cups of -four with two tea
spoontuls of baking powder, and add
to the first mixture alternately with
half cup OF milk, then stir in cup
and half of cranberries and steam
three hours Serve with thin cream
Favored with nutmeg.
Ginger Pudding.-Cream a third of
a cup of butter, add a half cup OF
sugar and one egg well beaten; mix
and sift the dry ingredients, which are
two and fourth cups of -four, three
and half teaspoonfuls of baking pow.
der, little salt, two teaspoonfuls OF
ginger, with a sup of milk, adding a
little of the milk and a little of the
-four mixture until all are used. Turn
into buttered mold and steam two
hours Serve with
Vanilla sauee.--Mix together a hall
cup OF sugar, tablespoonful of corn
starch, and when mixed add a cup OF
boiling water. Cook until thick and
clear and five minutes more, then ado
two tablespoonfuls Of butter, a table
spoonful of vanilla, and serve.
Graham PuddInl.-Melt a fourth o.
a cup of butter add half cup of mo
lasses, half cup Of milk, one egl
well beaten. a cup and half of gra
ham flour. q half teaspoonful OF soda
teaspoonful OF salt and a cup of rails
ms cut in pieces. Steam two and {
half hours and serve with any pre-
ferred pudding s. ,ee,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Not Missed.

IF a man gets an idea into his
head that the community he lives in
cannot get along without him, the
surest cure is for him to take a
months visit somewhere" remarks e.
B. Going of Osawatomie.
when he comes home he will find
that the COW has been MIXED regu-
larly during his absence, that the
corn has been husked and cribbed
just as well as he could have done it,
that the chickens and ducks and pigs
didn't stop growing during his alb
sence, that the regular winter literary
society has been organized and is
making progress without his august
presence, that the roads have been
dragged regularly and that some OF
his own neighbors didn't even know
he had been away. These are just a
Few of the little things that make a
fellow realize he is not so many pota-
toes to the hill as he thinks he is
Kansas City Journal.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

"Healths best way--Eat Apples ey
cry day. "-Coyne.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

Theory and experience are two diff
ferent things, and it is we'll for. the
beginner in poultry work to under
stand this from the start You can
read a lot about poultry treating, but
the thing to do is toe learn a lot by
experience. The reading will help you
solve many problems but the act.
ual doing of it will make the work
more real, To do this, one should
begin with a small plant OF selected
stock.
II you have good birds, you will
be more apt to have success with
them than II you were to select mon
Erels.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Wanted Slaves fer Missouri.

On January q, 177S, Don Bernardo
de Galvez, governor of the Spanish
province of Louisiana, which included
Missouri, petitioned the king of Spain
for aid for the settlers along the Mis-
souri, river and Mississippi river in
Missouri The said inhabitants" he
wrote, I'm order to promote the cul-
ture of these plants (flax and hemp,
would desire that the compassion of
the king should deign to provide them
with negro slaves on credit, for whom
they may pay with the crops afore-
said"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

II was getting very late and Dub
bleigh's gasoline has given out
Anybody around here got any gas
oline?" he asked, drawing up at a
small hotel by the roadside.
Nobody but me- said the landlord
Good said Dubbleigh How
much do you want for ito"
Couldn't sell it to We today" said
the landlord. IT'S Sunday"
But, see here, my friend" protest
ed Dubbleigh. what can l do? -
"Ye might put up here for the
night" said the landlord Indifferent.
ly. II got a nice room l can let We
have for Harper's Weekly
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Still Untasted.

What" asked Mrs. Oldcastle as she
picked up a volume Of Limp Feather
Edition of the Classics, do you thinE
of Thucydides?"
81 really don't know" replied Mrs
Gottalotte, after she had Strengthened
a corner Of her 5000 royal Persian
rug; we've never had any. Josiah
says they're no good unless you gel
them fresh, and our grocer never
seems to have any except the ones in
cans. Exchange.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

Two beans, one Of which had
sprouted into an embryo plant, were
removed from the head Of a Mexican
laborer at San Bernardino, Cal, by a
physician. For months the man had
complained of severe pains The
beans had entered his head through
his left ear. The growing plant was
nearly an inch long and apparently
had 1ourished in the ear tube.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

|ES%S(S2.
IVY -M--n.-1MJ u
TURKEYS READY FOR MARKET
There Never Has Been More Active
Demand for Good Brds Than
at Present-WayS Of Killing.
rRy T. =. MGREwn

After turkeys are grown and ready
for market, quite as much care and
attention should be given to the XIII.
ing and shipping as to the proper
growing. When these things can not
be done to good advantage, II is bet
ter to sell them alive. Buyers who
are prepared to kill, dress, pack and
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

A Muncie bride of two months went
into a department store of the city
to buy four pairs of socks for her hus-
band
What size, please?" asked the
young woman clerk.
We'll, all | know is he wears a IA
collar, replied the bride. - Indianapo-
lis News.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
College Secrets.

Bacon-What did your boy learn at
college.
Egbert- Says he can't &C. ne.
why uot7'
Says les a secret
"Nonseusei"
No; you know, he learned the foot
ball signals"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Adopted Standard Carat.

The international carat which has
been adopted in this country, to he
effective July next, is 200 milligram.
mes, or one-ffth Of a gramme (3.08G
grains), and is now in use in France
Germany and practically all countries
except the United States, Great Bri
tain, Belgium and Holland.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
CLAIMS BABEK SAVED HIS LIFE.
MI Chno w AIlllnr Of AMn hi n o. M

Mr.. ChaS. w. Miller, OF Washington,
d. c., writes of Elixir Babek;
81 can heartily testify to the virtue OF
your preparation known as Babek, as l
consider that it was the means of my
recovery from o bad case of intermit-
tent fever and the saving Of my life"
What it did for him 1t can do for you,
If you suffer from any form of malaria,
Elixir BHbelS, so cents. all druggists, or
Kloczewski & Co., Washington, DC. Adv,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Inherited

What there ever an lnformer IN
your familyY
What do you mean by such a ques-
ton as that. sir?"
Il noticed that your baby is In.
clined 10 be a equealer."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

Regular paciicing physicians recommend
and prescribe ONlDlNE for Malaria. be
cause Il is O proven remedy ly years 81 ex
perIcnce. Keep bottle in the medicine
chcat and administer at FIRST sign Of Chlls
aud Fever. Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Mementoes Of slr MaIt.r soott.

The Edinburgh Corporation museum
has been enriched by the presentation
to it OF two letters written by Sh
Walter Scott. the quill the grea.
novelist used, lock of his hair, and
box Of quill points with portrait
Sir Walter on the lid.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
This is Unklnd.

Tommy-Pop, what is free.
thinker?
Pop-A freethinker, my son. is any
man who isn't NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Record.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

Its Materials.
81 am building a lovely castle in
Spain"
What of? Gold bricks?"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

Il am going to bring my son up so
that like George Washington he can
say: I cannot tell lie. '"
Why, ! thought you were going
to bring him up to follow in your foot
steps?"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

WHEN RUBBERs BECOME NECESSARY
And your shoes pinch, Aliens Foot Ease, The
AuuseptC powder TO be shaken into N,
Breaking In New shoes sold Everywhere
Csc. sample FREE. Address, A s. Olmsted
Leroy, MY. Don't accept any substitute Adv
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

II your appetite is not what it should be
perhaps Malaria is developing. It affects
the whole system. 0XIDINE will clear
away the. germs, rid you Of Malaria and
generally improve your condition. Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

Professor of Chemistry-'If any.
thing should go wrong in this expert
ment we and the laboratory with us
might be blown sky-highl Come
closer, gentlemen, so that you may be
better able to follow mo"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

As summer tonic there is no medicine
that quite compares with OXIDGNE 1t not
only builds up the system, but taken reg
ularly, prevents Malaria. Regular or Taste
less formula at Druggists. ADV.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Daily Reminder.

Know thyseB! If you are mediocre
take your medicine In human at
fairs no legislation viii ever make
it possible for the tai to wag th'
dog.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Wanted Advice.

Wife OF City Gentleman Cwho has
gone back 70 the land)-"Oh, doctor,
you are just the man want to see. |
want you to tell me how to cure a side
OF bacon"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

Willie-Paw, what is a pessimlst?
Paw-A man who takes an umbrel-
la along when he goes to a ball game
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Shoots First.

That g@'l shoots nearly every
hunter he Ies out"
Accidentally?
NO he always claims he does 1t in
self-defense."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

Landlady Getting room)-of courss
/ expect the rent pmctuslly every
week
New Lodger--Just so, madam
rule is, either punctually or not at y
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

A great majority OF summer ills are
due to Malaria in suppressed form. Las
situde and headaches are but two symp-
toms. OXIDlNE CTadicates the Malaria
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
For Shoe Lace Tips.

-, Il shoe laces sometimes
me- 0uiSe good laces In this
10y may be replaced with i'm.
preinptu tags Of sealing wax Cut
the tag. smear it over with sealing
wa4. then press It to a point while
the wax Is stin warm.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
IeEAG- Tksp7NtseN-.
Speak in Truth.

Speak not at all, in any wise, till
you have somewhat to speak care
not for the reward of your speaking.
but simply and with undivided mind
for the truth Of your speaking Car
lyle.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
ant Nc Man posa

A man would save a great deal OF
valuable time II a list OF addresses
in porthnt in his business were as
ea4y 10 remember as a bunch Of fun
"a Stories Washington star.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, soften Che gums, reduces iuhamma.
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. Csc bottle lS
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-15
Name the Line.

Hubbubs-Have you any late trains
to Lonelyville?"
Subbubs-Yes! All our trains are
late.-Stray Stories.