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The Holly chieftain., 1913-12-12
School Report.

Monthly report of School District No.
80, for month ending Nov. 2Sth.
Number days taught, ~.
Number pupils enrolled, 2l
Averaee daily attendance, l6.
Number visitors, 3.
Those neither absent nor tardy: Alice,
Helen, Della and Harlan Steele, Marvin
Bodey, Marvin and Arthur Melton.
Those making highest averages in ex.
sminstions: 9th GRADE, Leila Fowler;
9TH Grade, Mer>in Melton; 9th Grade,
Archie Fowler.
In Geography test, Mabel Fowler,
ALICE MELTON, Teacher.
The Holly chieftain., 1913-12-12
Pat Named EN-.

Twins were born to an Irishman and
he named them Pete and Repeat. A year
rolled around and another pair Of twins
GENE to bless his household. The Irish.
man named them Kate and Duplicate. In
the course Of another year or SO q third
pair Of twins were born to him. The
lrishman thought long time and then
6aally named them Max and Climax.
The Holly chieftain., 1913-12-12
tL.. Ani,n.s Democrat. J

l.. N. Zsiin9er, editor Of The Holly
Chieftsin, who Gained state wide nOtOriety
by beine made defendant in q $l4 600 libel
suit, is now ou; of the lime light Of en-
vious editors and is down on the common
level sGain. The jury found that Zai was
not tuilty Of isceratink any ones feelings
aud that he is free to invest his wealth in
dry land farms or Christmas fits.
The Holly chieftain., 1913-12-12
ECHOES OF STATE PRESS
On The Holly chieftAin's $l4. 900
HeartbAlm Suit.
tLsnur Register

The famous $l4 900 damage suit seainst
jury on Wednesday aud they decided it
in ample time to get their turkey dinner,
and decided il right too. 1t seemed to be
the idea Of the jury that q newspsper
man who cOuIdn't keep up his end Of the
tight was not worth enough to be dam.
ssed, SO the costs were assessed to the
plaintiff.
The Holly chieftain., 1913-12-12
(Lsmsr Spsrks.)

~
The famous libel suit of Editor Zal.
niger Of The Holly Chieftain was on the
boards Tuesday and yesterday. The
original suit was for Sl4 900. but Brother
Neiswanger realizing that money is scarce
and the price of coal high, generously
waived this demand and asked for actual
damages only. A large number of wit
nessess were heard and there was much
legal sparrine between counsel. Editor
Zalineer's explanation of the Oscar Wilde
sobriquet applied to his contemporary
was that it referred to the elegance Of his
diction and the mellihuous character of
his literary style rather than to any per-
sonal traits Of the distinguished English
author. Attorney Fee conducted the
case for the plaintiff and Merrill &
M'Carty and CRANKY Hillyer looked after
the interests of the defendant. After
eloquent pleas of counsel on both sides,
the case went to the jury yesterday. who
brought in verdict for the defendant on
Thank sfivine morning.
The Holly chieftain., 1913-12-12

Be practical, buy your boy suit
for Xmas at Appel's.
The Holly chieftain., 1913-12-12
Pueblo Chieftain.1

"Zai' Of The Holly Chieftain is q
muchly disappointed man. Some time
ego he was sued for Sl4, 900 damages, be.
sides body judgment beinE asked for.
"Zsl" swelled up and besan to raise side.
burns. The case dwindled TO mere
common place damage suit for $4,000
without body judgment, and he cut Of
the sideburns. Now all the plaintiff asks
is damages for costs and poor "Zsl" has
shaved his berad and pineth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
HE CARRIED AN UMBRELLA,

a dear old Lady who Was very set
| in her prejudices vas asked just why
she didn't like 4 certain nan. she had
no particular reason that she could
think of at the instant, but she had been
so emphatic in her expression OF dis
like that she knew she would have TO
find some eXcuse-at once. Just at that
moment she happened to glance out OF
the window and saw him passing by.
He carried a neatly rolled umbrella
though it hardly threatened rain.
Quick as a flash she answered her
duestioner, He carries an umbrella
whether it's raining OF not-he is
'softie.'"
But" said her friend, also looking
out of the window, here comes your
son William, and he is carrying an UNI
brella"
This did not stump the old lady. But
that's another matter-I don't like him
anyhow-and besides. it all depends on
who carries the umbrella she replied
triumphantly.
That is the position some people have
taken regarding that wholesome and
refreshing beverage Coca-Cola. They
have said a good many unkind things
about it and in each instance have had
it proved to them that their tales were
not true.
Finally they seized upon the fact that
Coca-CoIa gets much of it's refreshing
deliciousness from the small bit of CAT
feline that it contains. They looked upon
that as a splendid argument against 1t.
Then, like the old lady who was remind
ed of son William, they were reminded
that it is the caffeine in their favorite
beverages, tea and coffee, (even more
than in Coca-Cola) that gives them
their refreshing and sustaining quail
ties.
But does that stop their criticism OF
Coea-Cola for containing caffeine? No
their answer is similar to the old
lady's-they say "But that's another
matter"-what they mean is Being
prejudiced against Coca-Cola and llk-
ing tea or coffee, it all depends on
what carries the caffeine"
We think the joke is on them-for
caffeine is caffeine, and If it is not
harmful in one it can't be harmful in
another. We all know that it is not
harmful in tea or coffee-that it is
really helpful in whatever it is-this
is bound to include CocaCola.
Of course, the truth is, that having
started an attack on false premises and
having had what they thought were
good reasons for criticism proved to
be no reasons at all, they are grasping
at an excuse which does not exist, to
explain a prejudice. So you see, after
all it all depends on who carries the
umbrella to people who are determined
to be unfair. Let us be fair-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Home for Tired Women

Mrs Nathaniel Thayer of Boston
has given a beautiful home at Dancas-
ter, Mass, for a summer vacation re-
sort for poor overworked women of
the city. She calls the place Good
rest" and only eight or ten women
will be entertained. at a time. These
women have been recommended to
Miss Nichols, who has charge of the
home, and they are kept just as long
as she sees fit.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
LIKE TRUE DAUGHTER OF EVE
Proved Equal to Personal Sacrifice
When 1t Was Question OF Dis
semination of Scandal.

my DEAR" says the mother to the
daughter, who is lying down with a
sick headache and a box of choco.
lates, here is a letter from your
Uncle George. saying that Lucy Tot
tie, who is away at school, has re-
ceived a medal of honor for her per-
lection in art and music. 1t would be
very nice of you to put on your hat
and run down the street and tell the
other girls"
20, mamma, I feel too miserable to
walk STEP"
The mother opening another let
ter, glances at it, gulps with surprises
and exclaims:
Here's a letter from Aunt Jennie.
She says Mildred Gimp has been fiirt-
ing and carrying on dreadfully all
summer at that hotel in Canada"
"The horrid thing!" exclaims the
daughter, sitting UP and reaching for
her hat. Come, mamma. Let's go
make some calls"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Caused Her Little Inconvenience.

A New York letter tells of west
ern girl, unused to the insidious cock
tail, who was dining in Broadway
lobster palace. The dinner apparently
was given in her honor. She gulped
down her cocktail manfully but with a
wry face. During the dinner her
hostess noticed that her cheeks were
flushed, that her eyes sparkled and
her face beamed. The hostess felt a
little concerned about her, but why, it
was hard to say, as she was not in the
chicken class. Perhaps it was because
of the loudness Of her laugh and con-
versation. Anyway, the hostess leaned
across the table to whisper to her,
why, Kate, do you feel that cock
tail?" ooh, yes," was the westerner's
reply with beaming face, 81 feel 1t,
but thash all right. 1t doesn't annoy
me in the slightest"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
ECZEMA DISFIGURED FACE

Hampton Springs, Flat had had &C.
zema on my face and hands for about
three years. My face was badly dis
figured. The eczema broke out in
pimples and itched SO very badly l
would scratch it all the time. 1t was
the most irritating disease / ever had.
1t started on my face and hands and
it spread all over my body. I had
great large sores all over me, caused
from the eczema. 1t bothered me day
and night so that could not rest
at all.
Il used three remedies for skin dis.
ease and they didn't give relief at all.
l was almost terrified until friend
recommended Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment to me. They helped me from
the time started to use them. only
used two cakes of Cuticura Soap and
two boxes of Cuticura Ointment and
was cured" (Signed) Mrs. E. C. Park
er, Dec. Z, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
UNCLE IN A WORRYING MOOD
Otherwise 1t Is Possible He Might
Not Have Made This Somewhat
Humorous Misleading.

The New York Tribune tells of a
quaint old negro who stepped up to
the window of the ticket Office and
hurriedly demanded a ticket for Pig
Foot Junction.
Pleasure trip, uncle?" asked the
agent, pleasantly.
mo, sub; my nephew's ve'y low,
sub. Hope de train won be long
coming"
about ten minutes, uncle" the
clerk treasured him.
The old man went to the platform,
and studied the bulletin-board seri-
ously. Then he returned to the win
dow. Did you say my train would
be long in ten minutes, subj" he
asked, anxiously.
Yes, uncle"
81 jest axed you, sub, cause I amt
got my rabbit foot bout me, and dat
dere board says, All trains on time
'cept one,' and l was Jest figurin' dat
one would be mine
"All the trains are on time. Some
ones tempered with the bulletin
board!" declared the clerk, excitedly,
and rushed to the platform.
He stared for a moment at the
board, then at the old negro. Slow
ly his face relaxed into a broad grin.
The bulletin read:
"All trains on time-Sept. l."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Glass of Fashion.

AS Ermyntrude prepared to leave
the bath-house to proceed to the beach
in her new bathing suit, she took one
last look at herself in the little mirror
two inches in diameter which was a
part of the collection of golden trink-
cts that hung at her wrist, and was so
useful when she wanted to powder her
nose in a street car. She held it ex-
actly as she did when she did powder
her mosquito close to that very
pleasing, if slightly tip-tilted, feature.
81 can't see by this glass; she said
complacently, that my skirt is the
least bit too short New York Eve
ming Post
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Intelligent Repair Man.

A woman had called at the cleo
trician's shop to say that repair man
ought to come up to her house, as the
electric bell would not ring. A day
passed, and the repair man did not
make his appearance, so she ventured
down to the shop again.
How is it you didn't send man to
fix my bell?" she asked.
81 did send him." replied the en-
ployer. "He came back and told me
that he rang three times and there
was no answer, SO he took it for grant
ed that no one was at home."-New
York Evening Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

The story of
the great draught
of fishes Is orig
inal to Luke's
gospel, and is one
of the most beau
tiful of its kind
In the New Tes-
lament. Jesus was
by the lake of
Gennesaret, some
times called the
Sea of Galilee,
and the people
pressed upon him
to hear the word
of God. There
were two boats
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
ApprecIative Guest.

A somewhat parsimonious couple In
Edinboro invited friend to dine with
them on Monday, and when the joint
was laid on the table 1t proved to be
the remains of Sundays roast heated
up. Whereupon the guest remarked
that this appeared to be "an' auld
frien' with a new face" This, however.
-did not prevent his doing justice to
the fare provided, and upon departing
he said: We'll, goodnight; I've had
an enjoyable evening, and you have
always the consolation that it hasna
cost you much"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Good Old Hymn at the WRONG Tim

Good Old Hymn at the Wrong Time.
While Billy Sunday was holding one
Of his famous meetings in Wichita.
Kan, his company of workers seemed
to find in foremost physician Of the
town a subject for special and un.
usual effort A group had surrounded
the doctor one evening, and just as he
seemed to be on the point Of yielding
to their exhortations, jealous sister
in the audience struck up: 'The Great
Physician Now Is Near" A ripple ran
through the audience, the doctors
eyes twinkled and Evangelist Sunday,
himself, with difficulty repressed q
smile. It is added that the medicine
man did not come out" that evening.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Effeetina a Compromise.

The president of a western college
was spending some time in large
eastern city. In order to study condi-
tions in the city he occasionally took
his meals in the poorer restaurants.
One morning the waitress brought him
some breakfast food that was wormy.
He called her attention to the fact. The
waitress said she would go into the
kitchen and see what could be done
about it. In a few moments she re-
turned, and said: Since the breakfast
food is wormy, you may have it for
five cents. ''-Harper' Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
OsIer SAYS, alive Today"

"The day of mans salvation is to-
day Make the limit Of your life the
twenty-four hours of the day; live
earnestly and you will have vaccine
that will insure you against all NOR
bid thoughts. The first two hours Of
day determines the day. If you have
been romping with the younger Aphro-
dite the night before you will be as
bleary-eyed as a fish when you get
up, and the day will be lost."-Sir
William Osler, M. D., in address at
Yale
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Busy Editor.

After the fire that destroyed Bar.
NUNS museum, the proprietor consult,
ed his friends as to his wisest course.
He told them he had fortune, and
could easily retire from active bust
ness.
Among his friends was Horace Cree
ley.
What shall do?" asked Barnum.
eff I were you," replied Greeley, Z
would go fishing. I've been trying for
thirty years to 60 fishing, and have
never been able to do it."-Youth's
Companion
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
His Presence Always Near,

And 10, l am with you always" II
only this experience of the nearness
of God were always ours, enwrapping
us as the air or light, if we could only
feel as the great apostle put it on
Mars Hill, that God is not far away,
that lin him we live, and move, and
have our being" then we should know
what David meant when he spoke of
our dwelling in the secret place Of
the Most High" or of our abiding
under the shadow of. the Almighty"
Then, too we should acquire the bless
ed secret Of the spirit-f!led life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

no better. They told me there was no
help without an operation. I have used
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and it has helped me wonderfully.
I do most of my own work now and take
care of my children. recommend your
remedies to all suffering women. -
Mrs. WILLARD A. GRAHAM, Care Of
ELLSWORTH FUTILE, Bovina Center, NY.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harmful
drugs, and today holds the record Of
being the most successful remedy we
know for woman's ills. II you need such
q medicine why don't you try it?
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinkham'S Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
toLydia E.Pinkham Medicine Co.
(confdentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj.
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Learning as We Go

How did you come out with your
garden in the back yard?"
: Simply fine. This year l realized
two weeks earlier than last year that
it was all piece of annual foolish
ness, and quit fooling with it. You
can't tell me experience isn't great
teacher"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Taxino the Post,

Deacon-How did you send your
sermon?
Parson-By parcel post.
"But 1 thought there was a limit as
to length and weight of things you
could send by parcel post ?"-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Mother
SO POORLY
Could Hardly Care for Chill
dren - Finds Health in
Lydia E. Pinkharn's Veg
etable Compound.
Bovina Center, NY" For six years
have not had as good health as I have

now. | was very
young when my first
baby was born and
my health was very
bad after that. I
was not regular and
I had pains in my
back and as so
poorly that l could
hardly take care Of
my two children. I
doctored with sew
.oral dnofora b11f yof
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
ShadinN-

Belle-And when you saw her you
say she was shading her eyes with hel
hand?
Beulah-No. only her eyebrows.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Not Always.

Tive noticed one thing in life"
what is that"
Small talk doesn't always issue
from small men"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
The Answer.

ALAS! What boots my suit to
herr"
eff you're not careful, 1t Is apt to
be her father"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
PrivIIe1A of Wealth.

Don't you think Blobbins Is too
irascible?"
Eyes, I do. He's entirely too irasci-
Bile for the size of his income"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Thoroughly Enjoyable.

"How was the picnic?"
"A great success. More people
came near getting drowned than or
any other similar occasion / ever
heard Of
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
DOES YOUR HEAD ACHEe

Try Hicks CAPUDINE. It's liquid pleas
ant to take-effects immediate-good to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back if not satisfied. 10c., 25c. and
Soc. at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
.JIIs% Ike at Home

Redd-He's very much at home in
his automobile, is he not?
Greene-Oh, yes; he's always look
ing for trouble.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
What 1t Costs.

"Politeness costs nothing"
Nothing, Ell? Costs me my seat
twice a day." declared the tired strap
hanger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Important Theme.

what is the subject of your grad
uating essay Something practical,
l hope"
Yes" said the girl graduate. II
propose to discuss what civilization
owes to the ice-cream sundae."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

Germany uses 5000 tons of Amer
lean lubricating oils annually. It's to-
tai consumption of such oils reaches
$50. 900 tons.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
perfeetIv Natural.

There's a fellow who is hoping for
a crop failure"
THAT seems unusual. What has he
sown?"
wild oats
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
I'm Pnnn

BILL didn't see your brother at
the dog show?
Jill-No, the poor "mut" couldn't
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softenS the gums, reduces inf1amma-
ton, allayS pair, cures wind collie 25c bottleAdy
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
For SIMMER HEADACHES

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts, fever
ish condition, etc. 10c., Csc and 50c per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

Much reading will not make full
man as quickly as much feeding
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

Even the intoxication of love may
result in severe headache the next
morning.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

More small towns In Norway use
electricity than in any other country,
owing to the abundance of water pow
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

She is indeed a selfish summer girl
who wants whole hammock to her
SELF
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
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The Draught
of Fishes
BY FEW. JAMES M. GRAY, D. D.
Dean Of Moody Bible Institute
Of Chicago

TEXT-"Launch out into the deep, and
let down your nets for a draught. Luke
81
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Keep Your Blood Cool
by Right Kind OF Food
and Enjoy Hot Weather

It's largely matter Of selecting the hot weathe
Summer Natures of edtne, govngtme, harvest
EXPANSION energy-and Man influenced his pat-to
forth greater effort because activity is in the very
necessary avoid heat from combustion
Gston) heavy greasy food Natures Of generating bodyhe
uinte), inad to heato of the summe amoshr
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05
Grape-Nu

Ideal Food for hot weather because being largely pregeed land
tated the making the factory quickly absorbed small quantity afford
ing great endu1 withH little effort in
Of Whole Wheat Barley, the a
these cereals including the phosphate potash the for
rebuilding waaehss cells especially 0 brain and
Try for breakfast lunch Oh supper
A Little Fruit; Saucer of GrapeNuts and
Cream; Soft Boiled Egg; Slice of Crisp
Toast, and a Cup of Postum, hot-or iced
with sugar and lemon.
how COOL full of healthy and feels such meal
matter What thew weather
'There's Reason"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

When a man hangs on woman's
words they are not married.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-05

Marriage is union that Is respon-
sible for a lot of strikes