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The Springdale news., 1913-05-23
RELIEVES PAIN AND HEALS
 AT THE SAME TIME
The Wonderful, Old Reliable Dr. Porter, Antiseptic Healing Oil. An Antiseptie Surgical Dressing discovered Ky an OldRR. Surgeon. Prevents Blood
 Poisoning.

Thousands of families know it already, and a trial will convince you that DR. PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL is the most wonderful remedy ever discovered for Wounds, Burns, Old Sores, Ulcers, Carbuneles, Granulated Eye Lids, Sore Throat, Skin or Scalp Diseases and all wounds and external diseases whether slight or serious. Continually people are
 finding new uses for this famous old remedy. Guaranteed by your Druggist We mean it. 25c, soc, f1.00
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23
W. G. OW NBEY.

A Kansas medical scientist is go- ing to try two-ye ar, eold-s.orage eggs on a squad of men. They are luckier than most of Us, who have to take the older brands.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Dyspepsia IS Americas curse. To restore digestion, normal weight, good health and purify the blood. use Burdock Blood Bitters. Sold at all drug stores. Price. $1.00.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23
This Interests Every Woman

A family doctor said recently that women come to him thinking that they have female trouble, but when he treats them for their kid- neys and bladder, they soon re- cover This Is worth knowing, and also that Foley Kidney Pills are the best and safest medicine at such times. They are tonic in action. quick in results. They will help you. W. c. Ownbey.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23
Eyes Sunken With Pain

Three years ago had very bad spell of neuralgia which caused my eyes to become sunken and blood- shot with pain Hunts Lightning Oil was recommended and after us- ing, the pain left and has not re- turned; says A. NJ Coffey. BIC Van Buren Street. Litchfield. III. This wonderful medicine is sold by all druggists everywhere.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Mexican Indians have been tor turing people. Little can be done about 1t just now because the Mexr ican Indians are outside the human izing influence of baseball.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Now comes an expert and de clares that much riding in automo- bilee is the cause of flat feet But, in the opinion of most auto mobilists, that isn't as bad as flat tiras
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23
A man living at Auburn.

A man living at Auburn. New York, had severe attack of kid ney and bladder trouble. Being a working man, not wanting to lose time, he cured himself completely by using Foley Kidney Pills. A year later he says: 'It is a pleas ure to report that the cure waa permanent" His name Is J. A. Farmer. w. G. Ownbey.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

A southern young man drove two miles alone before he discovered his sweetheart had fallen out or the buggy. And then they rave about southern chivalry.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

The New York girl who spent sev an years looking for real man may have heard of Napoleon's con fession of unfaith Good Lord how rare men are"
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Now, a self-made woman may be as admirable as self-made man. but one must draw the line at self made widows.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

When the baby takes too much food the stomach turns; the re- suit Is indigestion, sourness and vomiting. Frequently the bowels are involved and there is collie pains and diarrhoea MoGEE'S s BABY ELIXIR is grand correct i've remedy for the stomach and bowel disorders of babies. 1t is pure, wholesome and pleasant to take. Price 25c and soc per bot tle. Sold by W. c. Ownbey.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Nobody ever receives a Carnegie hero medal for wearing the first straw hat of the season. MT. Car negie is too narrow in his views
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

The great calamity in Omaha was quickly overshadowed by the terribly disastrous floods in Ohio. Great suffering and sickness from colds and exposure resulted. l.. Poole, 2217 California St, Omaha writes: My daughter had a very severe cough and cold but Foley's Honey and Tar Compound knocked 1t out in no time" Refuse substi- tutes. w. c. Ownbey.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

An inveterate gambler was sen fenced by a judge to gamble with no one but his wife Nice way of keeping the money in the family.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Cure for Stomach Disorders.
 Disorders of the stomach may be avoided by the use of Chamber lain's Tablets. Many very remark able cures have been effected by these tablets. Sold by all dealers.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Straphanger is noun that has long been heard. Invent your own terms for those who have to hang on to the seat back handle.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Sometimes a busy housewife gefs so tired being pestered by agents sle wishes that somebody would invent { front door that flies open and hits folks n the face.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Did you ever notice how difficult it is for woman to be very friend lv with any other woman her hus- band ever was engaged ta2
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

A slight cold in child or a grown person holds possibilities of a grave nature Group may come on suddenly, bronchitis or pneumo- nia may develop. severe catarrhal troubles and consumption are pos sible results. Foleys Honey and Tar Compound nips a cold at the outset, cures croup quickly. cheeks deepseated cough. and heals in- famed membranes. W. G. Own bey.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

A correspondent says good way to lose an old umbrella is 10 take it with you to restaurant and forget it." To lose good umbrella but nobody needs any formula for that
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23
Or Weakness and Loss of Appetite

eld Standard general strengtheninz tonic, E's TAsTELESs chill TONIC, drives ou, Sne builds up the system. A true tonic
 a+i-e- vf--+ss''s and children. Soc
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

No woman, it has been certain- ed. can live on less than s8 week, but man $ minimum stands unex- plained and uninvestigated.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

LAXATIVE PROMO QUININE E Cold in 25c
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23
When a druggist recommends

When a druggist recommends a remedy for colds, throat and lung troubles, you can feel sure that he knows what he Is talking about. C.. Lower. Druggist, of Marion. Ohio, writes of Dr. Kings New Discovery: II know Dr. Kings New Discovery Is the best throat and lung medi- cine I sell. It cured my wife of a severe bronchial cold after all oth- CT remedies failed" It will do the same for you If you are suffer ing with a cold or any bronchial, throat or lung cough. Keep a bot tie on hand all the time for every one In the family to use. It is a home doctor. Price 50c and $1.00. Guaranteed by all druggists.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Prof. bangleys aeroplain, seytn h. teen years ago. might have worked, but he always refused 10 go up in
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Now that the, or rather some. of the women are using the suspender skirts, it is to be hoped that they are not trying to perpetrate anoth- CT of their famous hold-up games.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

If 1t happened its in The Newa '
The Springdale news., 1913-05-23

Remem Der the name -Doan's
 tax no other
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04

The Union guns at one time ceased
firing and ii is said that the southern
commander thought they had been
silenced, and then It was that Long
streets men made an assault and
Pickett's men made their charge. The
former generals objective was Big
Round Top. but his forces were driv
en- back Picket formed his division
in brigade columns and they moved
directly across the fields over fiat
ground. They had no cover and they
had no sooner come into effective
range than they were met By such "a
storm OF shot as never before swept
over a field of battle
They went on and on. and on clos
ing in their depleted ranks and NOV
ing steadily forward to their death
Those of Pickett's men who reached
their destination had short hand-io'
hand encounter with the northern sol
diers 1t was soon over and Picketts
charge, glorious for all time in his
tory, was a failure in that which 1t
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04

The great aivocate-lot
Mr.. McSweeney-was ds s. csll hls
man In a murder case Tr.lpas i
looked hopeless. and McSwau7 cas-
mitted no evidence for the y, 's
So the public prosecutor psIen's
that conviction was ASSN, 'sle'tls
with Just few perfnra. enta
marks. INJURY IL
Then. in a quiet. convo.
tone, the famous McSweeDev ,hsa'loaa.
talk to the jury. He made n ~ b
ton OF the murder. He JUS, day. ao aea
IN vivid colors pretty corn ,'Vr'st
iage rung with honeysucklo Co.
wife preparing supper. and ~ '00as
youngsters waiting at the s rs "'l
greet their father on his ratrn na's to
for the evening meal Sudden, ao ~
Sweeney stopped. He drew H.: No
up to his full height Then . ",.lsel
the table with his fist, he cri os'all'
voice that thrilled every bosom.
Gentlemen, you must Soma
back home to them" uS
A red-faced juror choked ana i.
ed out; by George. sir. Ven !. oa''
London Opinion. =" y
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04

planned, and tell you what, Dode.
I'm afraid to go home, for she has not
signaled me today Guess she's bit
upset" he laughed little lamely,
about the adjust did it to get lit
tie joke on her. you know"
Il don't know what you mean re-
piled busy Dora. but | did hope.
Rob. that you would settle down when
you were married. You are twenty
five now, and declare, act with no
more judgment than my own Rob,
who is less than half your age
There she is now" called Bobson,
pulling Dora to the window Mad
as a March hare. Gee, but she looks
fine in that new suit"
The boa is a beauty" replied Dora.
1t shows off we'll when she walks"
Yes, she is making the fur fly so
to speak chuckled Bobson. Il say,
Dode. just give me some dinner with
the kids I'll get none at home to-
day"
Along in the afternoon. Will Rath-
bone of Rathbone, Sutton & Streets,
came into Bobson'a office
Good boy. Billie" called the effer-
vescent Robson. You look like Foxes
Book of Martyrs. Anything happened
to the horse?"
It's about the advertisement said
VIII hesitatingly.
Bobson leaned back and laughed up
roariously. The best ever" he ex-
claimed But | guess Tess is mad
said he, SOLDERING somewhat.
Il wanted to say continued Rath-
bone. unsmilingly, that you can hard
~ expect to be unaccountable for the
debts contracted before the notice was
published.
Rathbone. noting the look of dumb
establishment on Be bson's face. added:
Il hate to speak of it. Bob, but We are
in for about 5000, and can ill afford to
lose it, You know | am somewhat in
debt-my wifes father, you under
stand. The new department was my
idea, you know. So Sutton & Streets
blame me. for | was the one to let the
account run; knowing you and Tessie
so we'll"
"Bobson rose, in a towering passion.
"Rathbone, If you say another word
I'll throw you out
Rathbone Strengthened perceptibly.
Il hardly think so. Bobson. Better
consider a moment, first. Remember,
you tried that on me at school some
IS years ago, and 1t didn't work just
as you anticipated"
Bobson's hair stood on end Was
this the end of their David and Jona-
than affection? And through what
CHASTITY freak of torture had Tessie
not told him! Six hundred dollars!
Somewhat blindly he put out his
hand Don't let us quarrel, Billie"
he said little thickly. Il will fix it
some way. only put it in as little
joke on Tess. | thought every one
would know
Rathbone took his hand and tried
to hide the scorn in his voice: All
right, Bob; but If that is your notion
of fun am sorry for you"
I'm sorry for the little girl" he
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
BANISHeD
Coffee Finally Had to TO-

The way some persons ciihs % 81,
fee, even after they know 1t Is ~,
them harm, is a puzzler. But " p,
easy matter to give it up lol ., :,
when Postum is properly iau'
used instead. A girl writes n
Mother had been suffering 49,,
nervous headaches for seven ~"
years, but kept on drinking COs nv d
one day | asked her why SUI y !. !,
not give up coffee, as COUSIN U ,,
had done who had taken 10 va oosi
Bnt Mother was such a slave to ~, s.s,
she thought it would De 'ei'
give it up. nods b
change to Postum, and qui' Iaorpir
headaches disappeared. one mu
while she was drinking tV All.
freely and with such relish
for a taste. .,rm and
udL ot1i Wv kkan |
now drink it more freely tna la,o /
coffee. which never comes INV
house now" ~ BsIt
Name given by Postum VA ,,,at n
Creek, Mich. Write for OooN
Road to Wellville." .,,.
Postum comes in two 10. rhojlsdl.
Regular Postum Unjust Dc .or NIL "
instant Postum doesn't re ~, ~ u
ing, but is prepared lnstan.' ordips'
ring a level teaspoonful in an a., II + ID
cup of hot water, which niaA''
for most persons. - and %
A big cup requires m eieos out n
people who like strong thips 4 sib|
heaping spoonful and tempo
large supply of cream rnOv \
Experiment until you n n 4
amount that pleases your t ne futs1
have it served that way IN oo 81
There's a Reason" lot
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04

burg we're lighting IN defense of their
land from invasion a condition which
military men say always adds sub
tie something TO the fighting quality
which is in any man. Some authOri-
ties have said that there We're 100000
men in the Confederate forces at Get
tysburg 10 be confronted by 10000
Union troops Another authority says
that the Confederate force was $4,000
and the Union force 80 300 AS 1t was
the armies We're pretty nearly equally
divided in strength
In June. 1868. General Robert f
Lee began to move northWard. Lee
concentrated his army at Winchester,
Va. and then started for the Potomac
river. which he crossed to reach the
state Of Maryland H. fully expected
to De followed b. General Rockers
army and so General Stuart with a
large force Of cavalry was ordered by
Lee 10 keep in front OF Rockers army
and to check his pursuit Of the Con
fedarates if It vas attempted
Late In June the Confederate force
reached Hagerstown in the state OF
Maryland It vas General Lees in
tention TO strike Harrisburg Pa,
which vas A great railroad center
and a city whera Union armies were
recruited and from which all kinds OF
supplies We're sent ont TO the soldiers
in the neld While the Southern com
mander vas on his way with large
part OF his force to the Pennsylvania
capital another part of his command
was ordered TO make its way into the
Susqu. hanna Valley through the town
Of Gettysburg and then to turn in its
course after destroying railroads and
gathering in supplies, and 10 meet the
Confederate commander with the main
army at harrisburg
1t was General Jubal a. Early OF
General Lees command who reached
Gettysburg after a long hard march
on June % From there he went to
the town OF York and from thence to
Wrightsyille At this place he was
ordered by General Lee to retrace his
steps and TO bring his detachment
back 10 camp near Gettysburg
When Early aid obeyed Lees order
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04

attempted 10 do, but was success as
helping to show the heroism OF Amer
lean soldiers
The losses at Gettysburg on both
sides were enormous. The Union
army lost Generals Zook. Farnsworth,
Weed and Reynolds. killed; while Ora
ham Barnes, Gibbon, Warren, Double
day. Barlow, Sickles, Butterlield and
Hancock were wounded. The total
casualties killed wounded, captured
or missing on the Union side num-
bered nearly $4,000 men. On the Con,
federate side Generals Semmes, Pen
der. Garnet. Armistead. and Banks
dale We're killed, and Generals Kemp
er, kimbal, Hood. Heth, Johnson and
Trimble were wounded. The entire
Confederate loss is estimated to have
been nearly 10000 men.
The third days fight at Gettysburg
was a victory for northern arms, but
it was a hard won fight and the con-
tlict reflects luster today upon the
north and the south. Lee led his
army back southwark. later to con
front Grant in the campaigns which
finally ended at Appomattox
Forces Engaged and Losses.
The forces engaged at the Battle OF
Gettysburg were:
Confederate-Accord to official
accounts the Army of North Virginia,
on the 3lst of May numbered "A, 1863.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
Died From Eatinq Too Fast.

James Gregory of Queens died sud
denly the other day An ambulance
surgeon expressed belief that death
had resulted from strangulation. caus-
ed by too rapid eating and inadequate
mastication.
Gregory. who was AZ years old. went
to Mannings hotel for dinner. When
half through the meal he collapsed He
was carried to drug store and tele-
phone message was sent to st. Mary 8
hospital, Jamaica, for an ambulance
Doctor Stark found Gregory dead
when he arrived.-New York Tribune.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
Chinese cookinu Methods

The Chinese use very primitive
cooking apparatus. The little open air
eating houses found everywhere along
the streets of the native city and
along the wharves have the simplest
kind of furnace supporting a kettle
Chinese cooking is either stewing or
boiling, and this kettle answers all
possible purposes. In the Chinese
houses very thin cast iron kettle is
placed over the fire and everything
which the family eats is cooked there
in
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
lnnnortant 70 Mntha.a
Had Not Disobeyed.

Robbie is a Washington ooy aa
many degrees removed from an laga
Not long ago his father bought h.m!
bicycle, on a solemn promise that !,
would be good for at least year
Cne week later he was DETECTED "A
some particularly fragrant act End h,
father, TO punish him, forbade lin
to ride his bicycle for a whole Tsa
Robbie promised, but as his faths
neared home next day he saw bis W
whirling along on his wheel
Robbie" said he, more in sorNI
than in anger, didn't tell you not b
ride your bicycle for week."
Yes, sir" said Robbie, cheerfglE
and I'm not going to dsobe, M
This isn't my wheel It's one Dor
rowed."
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04

and had reached point near Gettys-
burg he found the entire Southern
force was camped within easy strik-
ing distance of the now historic town
In The meantime things We're hap
pening elsewhere. General Hooker
in command of the Union army which
had been depleted at Charlottesville
had succeeded in mountaineering
General Stuart in command of Lees
cavalry, had got around Stuarts COM
ern general from forming a junction
with the forces Of his chief comman-
der Lee gave over the proposed
movement on Harrisburg when he
heard OF Hooker's approach and
brought the different parts OF his
army together.
Four days before the Gettysburg
fight began General Hooker resigned
as commander of the Union army.
Hooker and General Hallock dis
agreed upon matter concerning
which strategists today say that Gen
eral Hooker was right, Three days
before the battle began. that is, June
%. 1853. General George Gordan
Meade vas named as General Hook
er's successor in charge of the North
ern army. General Meade at once
went into the field and established
his headquarters at a point ten or
twelve miles south OF the town Of
Gettysburg
Armies Meet at Gettysburg.
It seems that General Lee on hear
ing that Stuart had nor succeeded In
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04

Governor Suizer of New York ..,
recently of notorious politician.
This man deems himself homes
but his idea OF honesty is a good ds,,
like some husbands idea Of deyoo
Two husbands were talking abar,
third
Blanc, said the first, is very a.
voted. cons Hientious and considpna
husband, ] understand.
Yes said the second; wbenevs,
he is going to be hone to dinner i.
always notifies his vile beforehand
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
"Oour" Scotsmen.

Counsel. in the course OF further
servations. referred TO the dol
Scotsmen concerned in the election
His Lordship-What is the mean
of "dour?"
Mr.. Duke-It means dark AS
ondary meaning is stubborn.
His Lordship-I wanted to know,
cause am Scotsman my2
daughter -London Telegraph
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04

The detachments which joined num-
bered 6,400, making SOS6S. Deducting
the attachments left in Virginia
Jankins' brigade, Pickett's division,
1900; Corse's brigade, Pickett's divi-
sion, LOO; attachments from Second
corps and cavalry. 1900. in all $500
leaves an aggregate CT 1865.
Union-According 10 the reports of
the 30th of June. and making allowance
for detachments that joined in the in
term in time to take part in the bat
tie. the grand aggregate was 100000
Off GERS and men
The casualties were:
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
Blamed II on Dad.

Tom, the pipers son, had Stolenn
pig and was running away with IL
81 wouldn't have to do this he 0H
bered, IF dad could make a lyln
the family"
For in all ages of the world ua
have been musicians to whom Nus
was an art rather than a livellho@
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
Absent Minded.

"Smalley is an absent-mnded fell.
law" said Bikes When he was en-
gagged to Mrs. S, he asked her to go
to the opera with him one night and
bought only one ticket. He explained
it to her by saying that he was so
used to occupying single chair with
her that he didn't think"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
SAUCE FOR GANDER
induIgent Husband Who Could
Not Resist a Practical Joke
Taught a Lesson.
BY MRS. D. {. COOPER.

Robson was a good citizen. an in
tulgent husband, a boon companion;
but he positively could not resist a
practical joke.
His wife was indignant when he, on
their wedding day. notified her by
phone that he had broken a leg and
could not come to be married; and
when, as she was about to tearfully
dismiss the guests, he appeared, joun-
ty, unconcerned and whole, he never
knew-she was a woman of spirit
how near she came to dismissing him
Then there was the time that he
pretended that his hister Dora and
her husband had been Killed in a
railroad accident and that he and his
wife would have to rear the six chill
dren.
"Brutally coarse" she called it.
Mrs. Robson never laughed at her
husbands jokes not considering
them funny-and on one particularly
gloomy day in early spring. after u
shock that aggravated her almost past
eHuuIdHCt, she uetlueu Iidt iS heNu
reached the limit.
To Whom 1t May Concern: Par
ties are hereby notificd mat | am not
responsible FOR debts contracted by
my wife.
ROBT. ROBSON
With eyes flashing danger she dash
ed the litt!e local paper on the dining
table where Robert had, with unusual
good humor. left it,
SO this is his idea OF a Joke she
exclaimed with compressed lips that
dccpened her dimples. This. Well.
it is his last.
III teach him a lesson he won't
soon forget" she confded to the hall
mirror as she viciously thrust hat
pin through hat and auburn tresses.
Shortly after noon Bobson appeared
at his sister Dora's home Dora was
serving dinner for the hungry chill
dren.
"Tessie always hangs the foliage
plant in the window as signal for
me to come home to dinner, he ex-
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
Tourists in the Desert

What is that smoke?" Ind.
signaling" Il wish We could ro ,,'
to them; but we have no wood a rs
Algy. think we can make sm,5 4,
with ore of his Turkish cigaret,ess
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
For SUMMER nrao,c.

Hicks CAPUDINE is the hest ' ..
no matter what causes them 'a a'
LTSm cd tnG heat sitting in dausbs f fs,
bottle at medicine stores. Adv Eau VIC N
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
Stunts With Bio River

One Mississippi river scheme p
posed to prevent the recurring n0a
on that stream contemplate y
of excavating 500 times larger D'
the Panama canal.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-07-04
Distinctive.

"Show me some tiaras, please. ]
want one for my wife"
Eyes. sir About what price,"
well at such a price that l can
say: DO you see that woman with the
tiara? She is my wife. Pearson's
Weekly.