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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29
SYNOPSIS.

Harding Kent calls on Louise Parrish 10
propose marriage and finds the house IN
ueat excitement over tho attempted sui
AIDE OF her sister Katharine. Kent starts
an investigation and hnds that Hugh
crandall Huitor for Katharine. who had
oeen forbidden the house b. General Far
fish, had talked with Katharine over the
telephone Just before she shot herself.
torn piece OF yellow paper Is found,
Al sight OF which General Parrish Is
stricken with paralysis. Kent discovers
that Crandall has left town hurTledly.
Andrew Elser, an aged banker, commits
1uicide about the came time as Katharine
attempted her life
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29
Collecting Antiquities.

SlOpay received a card on which
vas engraved: Professor Bruce
Antiquarian"
He knew no such person, so his curl
osity led him to receive him.
What is your business, professor
he asked politely.
Il am a collector of antiquities" an
Ewered the old man.
80 imagined And how can
serve your"
by paying a deposit on this little
bill you have owed for more thar
three years
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

since he gave up his office down
was a complaint out of him. On Sat
urdays he used to go up to Westches.
ter to see q boy that he was guardian
town. He read the papers every
morning in the parlor. Every after
noon he took walk. He was always
on time to his meals and there never
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

we must find who wT9te The yca
low letters" Davis responded.
1T must have been Crandall," / 90
serted with conviction.
'Ir may have been Crandall," the
inspector replied. Was Crandall left
handed?"
CTO BE CONTINUED
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

You sometimes contradict yourself
In your speeches"
Il know it," replied the positive can
didate. And | want you to under
stand that | am the only man in our
party who dares attempt such a
thing"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A Chicago woman footDad held up q
man. cleaned him, and then returned
a quarter for car fare. Just about
the amount a woman gives her hus
band when she's through with him
Could she have been married?
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A San Francisco aviator, who sud.
denly bethought him that he wanted
n see the home folks" clambeFed
into his machine and covered the Sc
miles to Gilroy in 80 minutes. A 'hy
ing visit" Is no longer q misnomer.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

The boxers saved a referee from
rough handling at the hands of fren'
zied fans at birmingham, England.
The English fight fan must be first
cousin to the American baseball
roOter
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

One OF Robert Burns razors was
sold in London the other day for S1C0
This however, will make no differ,
ence II the buyers wife happens to
need It to rip dress.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A Chicago man was arrested be-
cause he took a mule into two cafes
and tried to buy 1t a drink. Had he
done the same in Newport, he'd have
been made society leader
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29
Id Exaaaerated comparIsop.

What makes you think that msE
"a necessarily a great statesman
asked Senator Sorghum.
Because he is a clever lawyer"
my dear sir, 70 assume that 9
clever lawyer Is necessarily a greai
statesman Ps the same as taking Il TO-
granted that . aumismatician y
Hnancisx.'
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

The authorities OF a western uni
versity say that farm boys are the
physical interiors OF city boys Here
Is another dear delusion shattered
and a setback to the cry of Back tr
the farm!"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

win you take my card to your Sis
ter and tell her l would Ike to
speak to her on a very important mat
teri"
You'll probably have to take is up
with her secretary"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

In Springfield. O., they locked bevy
Of society girls In a padded cell dur
Ing an initiation into secret society,
and released them in a hysterical con
dition. Cheerful tactics.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A Macon judge rules that a man has
q right to take a few snifters before
getting married. He realizes that ii
takes courage, Of course, but Is a
bracer of that sort absolutely neces
gary?
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

King Alfonso is studying aviation
under an English instructor. Proba
bly, for the peace Of mind Of his cabi-
net, his advisors will insist that h6
make it a purely theoretical course.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

To prevent Malaria is far better than
10 cure it. In malarial countries take n
dose of OXIDINE regularly one each week
md save yourself from Chills and Fever
md other malarial troubles. Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A titled English woman has opened
i school to teach wives how to spend
money. In spite Of the suffragettes.
England is still apparently In a de
plorably backward state.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A gay old Lotharlo OF eighty ad
dressed his dear one as my fawn.
Now he's paying $5614SO for breach
of promise Probably, too, he sings
the old song beginning, 81 never LOVED
q dear gazelle."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Baltimore has tried the experiment
OF employing blind telephone girls
and finds that it is very effective. Sc
long as they are not deaf, none NEED
complain.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

One cook Is too much for one fam
fly, remarks an advocate of a com
munity kitchen 1t is too much SO fan
as their ability to keep one steadily
IL concerned.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

The dentist who says that he can
tell from their teeth when fashionable
women are in the habit Of smoking
cigarettes will probably not get sec
ond peek at those teeth.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A Harvard professor says that angle
worms can think. II they can. they
must think that all men are liars,
basing their deductions on the fisher
men they associate with.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29
False AIams,

They say that Wombat is a gen
tus"
Nothing to that story. It's a
canard l loaned him a dollar once
and he paid me back all right
enough"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A Red Wing man walked six miles
IN his sleep and finished his nap in
the woods with the mercury below
zero. Lucky some of the Minnesota
hAnters didn't take him for a deer.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A newspaper announces that New
York chefs receive more than govern.
ors; but not half as much as head
walters and holdup men.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A New York stenographer gave up
typewriting to marry a baron, After
the honeymoon wanes, she'll probably
resume 1t to support him.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Reports from the millennium indicate
that II has been delayed again.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29
Mind Reader.
otitI

First Straphanger 49, Look outl
You're treading on my feet!
Second STaphanger-Be pardoni
! also prefer TO ride in a cab.-Judge
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Says q critic, men do not think
enough OF course, he refers to mar.
ried men. The bachelor has to do
an awful lot of quick thinking to re
main single.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Now an authority is attempting to
explain why girls don't marry. After
viewing some members of the mall
sex. no explanation is required.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Pennsylvania judge fined his wife
500 and costs because she sold In
ferior catsup. Probably he had to eat
II himself.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Dr. Perce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy TO take as candy, regulate and inyigor
ate stomach, liver and bowels aud cure con
stpation. ADV.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29
These GrIdlron DAYS.

Miss Culchaw--Do you like the
Passing Of Arthur"
Mr. Chump-I'm not up on football
players. What team is he on?
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Dr. Sun Vat Sen is coming over to
thls country TO ask a loan OF $780,
OOO,OOO. Have you that much to
spare just now?
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A Harvard professor has discovered
that an angieworm prefers TO crawl
into dark hole rather than to live
IN a light one The angleworm EN-.
ployed by said professor in said eE
ADerfment must be q direct descendant
a. char met TIE mnch sanoted
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

The man who consults a beauty
doctor evidently has a leaky brain
box
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

A Florida aeronaut fc!l into GENE
terry from a great height Still there
are those who deny there Is such {
thing As fate.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Now the question is, what will a
fourteen'inch gun do II II doesn't ex
plode before II does Il?
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Burglar breaks into a house and
steals only a cornet He deserves .
Carnegie medal.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Hydrocyanic acid is sure death t.
rats. mice, insects-and children.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29
wordn Of the Aviator.

so you took a flyer in the stock
MARKET"
Yes, answered the regretfullook.
ing man, and hit an air pocket"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29
Tramps at Sea and Ashore

caught where they should not be -
George Mcpherson Hunter, in Survey,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

The English language is employed
by i5o,OOO,OOO people A few do NOT
murder II.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-01-29

Turn on the back.biter and say 1t
to his face.
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Of. | MOTHERHOOD { TIL R ]
Advice to Expectant Mothers

The experience of Motherhood is try
ing one to most women and marks dis
tinctly an epoch in their lives. Not one
woman in hundred is prepared or I'M
derstands how to properly care for her
self. OF course nearly every woman
nowadays has medical treatment at such
times, but many approach the expert
ence with an organism untitled for the
trial of strength, and when it is over
her system has received shock from
which it is hard to recover. Following
right upon this comes the nervous strain
of caring for the child, and q distinct
change in the mother results.
There is nothing more charming than
happy and healthy mother of children,
and indeed childbirth under the right
conditions need be no hazard to health or
beauty. The unexplainable thing is
that, with all the evidence Of shattered
nerves and broken health resulting from
an unprepared condition, and with am
pie time in which to prepare, women
will persist in going blindly to the trial.
Every woman at this time should rely
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Compound, a most valuable tonic and
invigorator of the female organism.
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Compound makes M xsNI I'M
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II you want special advice write to
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be opened, read and answered by
woman and held In strict confidence.
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The funeral of Mr. C. E. Engberg,
whose obituary appeared in last weeks
Review, took place Friday afternoon.
1t was held from the Baptist church
at 2:30 and was attended by large
number of the many friends and &C.
quaintances who had mingled with him
and, known him for so many years.
The services were conducted by Rev.
A. Anderson, his pastor, and he was
assisted by Rev. A. Lagerquist, of
Omaha, and Rev. Irwin Johnson, of the
Free church. At the close of the serv-
ices the large audience filed past the
casket for farewell look upon the
familiar face of their friend, neigh
Dor and brother, whereafter his re-
mains were followed to the Kiron
cemetery, where they were laid to
rest All his children came home and
were present at the funeral. Those
present from a distance were: Rev.
l. Fowler, and wife, of Grand Island.
Neb., Harlan Smith and wife. of Sioux
Falls, S. d.; Andrew Lofquist. Hold
drege, Neb.; Mrs. ]. F. Engberg and
Mr.. and Mrs. Emil Lundblad, Odebolt.
Another pioneer called to join the
numbers of those who settled in this
part of the world in the early days and
through their toll and deprivations as
sisted in making it the beautiful and
rich locality of today. The deepest
sympathy goes out to the bereaved
wife and children. We are pleased to
be able to furnish the Review readers
with a picture of Mr.. Engberg.
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Mr. and Mrs. Richard Lillieholm and
Mrs. A. p. Lillieholm, of Denison. Wis.,
tied relatives here Sunday.
Quite a number from near Arthur
autoed to Kiron Sunday and spent the
day attending the tent meetings.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. G. Nelson spent
Sunday at Boone attending the dedi-
eating of the home for the aged.
Among those who recently pur-
chased cars are Fred Skarin a Ford
and Fred Schurke an Overland.
F. L. Johnson spent Sunday last at
Albert City, where he preached morn
ing and evening at the Free church
in the absence of the pastor, Morris
Peterson, who conducted the tent
meetings at kirOn.
Seventeen cars of stock were ship
ped from this station on last Saturday
night. Among those shipping who &C.
companied their stock to Chicago were
E. N. SandstrOm. Ed and Fred Kast
ner, Fred Gronau anu Fred friedrich
son.
Andrew Lofquist, of Holdredge,
Neb, was called to kiron to attend the
funeral of his uncle Friday. Mr.. LOT
quist was former resident in this To-
cality some twenty-five years ago and
will visit a number of his former
friends before returning.
J. B. Samuelson visited several days
last week with acquaintance at BrOn
son, Iowa.
Otto Hensen, of Denison, agent for
the FairmOnt creamery company,
spent Friday at Kiron packing and
shipping the station goods belonging
to them and disseminating their sta
ton here.
Mr.. and Mrs. O. Meleen left Friday
for a short visit at Omaha with rela-
tives and former neighbors.
Tilda Johnston spent the latter part
of the weeh with relatives in Kiron.
Dentist Smith has decided to close
his office at kiron and with his family
possibly locate at Des Moines. where
he has good position offered him. We
hate to see these good people leave.
Rev. A. Lagerquist and wife arrived
from Omaha Friday to be present at
the Engberg funeral. They remained
over Sunday visiting with former
friends. He preached at the Baptist
church Sunday morning and evening.
The series of tent meetings closed
Sunday night and Evangelist Morris
Peterson returned to his home at Al
bert City Monday, and Rev. Frank
Lavine to Alta. These meetings were
we'll attended and resulted in much
good. Rev. Peterson is strong evan
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Mrs. Mary Heffernan is having lum-
Der hauled out of the Nicola Elevator
company this week for a new hog
house.
Frank P. Carl received nice new
stock of shoes this week.
Tim Flaherty is hauling corn this
week.
Fred and John Boettger went to
Denison Tuesday to see their father,
Fred Boettger, ST., who is very sick.
He was removed Wednesday to Sioux
City to be under the doctors care at
that place, when it was found that he
was suffering from appendicitis. An
operation was performed Thursday
morning and at last reports he is do
ing fairly we'll. We hope for speedy
recovery.
The Nicola Elevator company are
having their corn shelled out of their
cribs this week, Boettger brothers do
ing the Smelling.
Frank P. Carl made a business trip
to the county seat Friday evening, re-
turning home Saturday afternoon with
Mr.. Moeller, the Denison cigar maker,
in his automobile. He also brought
along a bunch of cigars, among which
were box of ten centers. so kenwOod
people are enjoying ten cent smoke
this week.
A game Of baseball was played be-
tween Paradise and Willow Sunday.
The, score was Is to II in favor of
Paradise.
Messrs. John and Roy Boettger took
a trip to Lake View with Henry Vogt
in his, auto Sunday, returning home
the same day.
Mr. John Ebsen came Saturday af-
ternoon for an over-Sunday visit at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs: Henry Lis
tamann. Mr.. Ebsen has been sick in
the Denison 4 hospital number of
months. but is able to be out and
around again.
The following shipped live stock
from Kenwood this week: VIM. VOgt,
/ car Of hogs; LEM Bros, 2 cars of
cattle; Oscar Fienholdt, I car OF cat
tie and l car Of hogs; Harry Brem-
ley, car each of cattle and hogs.
J. B. McElwain made a business trip
to the Oak one day last week.
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gelist and in most forcible and con-
vincing way presents the gospel
truths. Hypocrites and false church
members, as we'll as the ungodly,
were strongly appealed to, to heed the
gospel warnings ere too late.
A number of Kironites were at
Denison Tuesday meeting with the
board of supervisors regarding the
changing of the established county
road between Deloit and Kiron.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Nord and two
children, from Iona, Mimi. visited at
the B. A. Samuelson home the first
part of the week.
q. Alt. J. Clauson returned home on
Thursday from Omaha, where he had
taken a car of fat stock and sold at
the market.
Louie Grill invested in Ford auto
last week.
Banker NJ. E. Griffin and Messrs. J.
H. and Fred Engle autoed down from
Spencer Sunday morning and spent
the day near Kir0n.
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Joseph and his father Jacob met. The
son had gone forward a certain dis
lance in his chariot to meet his aged
father. The joys of that occasion
words cannot describe. There came
to my personal experience, however,
a meeting of father and son, which
in many ways was similar to the one
told of in our lesson chapter. will
give it here:
Many old settlers of the vicinity of
Dunlap and Dow City will remember
Mr.. Thomas Shillington, who settled
on farm, coming from Canada in the
seventies. He was a fine christian
gentleman and much respected by all.
The latter years of his life were spent
as member of my household when
my home was at Mason City. In the
days when the Shillington family lived
in Canada long before the removal to
Iowa there were among many other
children two boys, Thomas and John,
aged sixteen and eighteen. They
took sea voyage to London, Eng
land, for their health, and while there
caught a desire to visit Australia.
Without returning home they shipped
for that far off continent. Both grew
to manhood , and Thomas died. John
entered the service of the govern
ment and rose to distinction. He was
in course Of time retired on life
pension of liberal allowance. Within
few weeks after the time of retire
ment John and his grownup son start
ed for America and came direct to
Mason City to see their aged relative.
Mr.. John Shillington had gone away a
lad in his teens and returned man
Of sixty. The meeting took place III
the street in front of the house. The
fathers faltering feet could not bear
him forward fast enough when his be-
loved son stepped from the electric
car and came into view. All who wit
messed the scene could not restrain
their tears as father and son fell on
each others neck. kissed and en-
braced. Such in part was the meeting
of Joseph and Jacob. The father said
he was ready to die now that his eyes
had beheld the son whom he had be-
lieved dead and eaten by wild beasts
many years before.
Joseph presented his aged father to
Pharaoh, who gave him an extended
hearing for Joseph's sake. Two ia
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nous men of history thus met; Jacob
was a prince in the worship of the
true God, rich in faith. Pharaoh was
rich in temporal power, but poor in
religious attainments. 1t is only be-
cause he was kind to Joseph and con-
siderate of his father that he has
place in printed history. To have our
names connected with achievements
for the advancing of Gods cause in
this world ranks before distinction
in all other things. Pharaoh gave the
pick of the land to Jacob and his fam
lily and some being expert. cattle men
were engaged to have charge of the
royal herds.
One of the ten commandments de-
manded that the Jews .'honor. father
and, mother" and this has ever been
considered binding on all Gods fol-
lowers since. The man or woman who
deliberately abuses and humiliates
his or her parents is ungrateful in
deed. Both God and men honor and
respect the children who are good to
their aged parents. 1t is certain that
no properly brought up reader of
these Sabbath school lesson notes will
think for moment of not ever being
kind and respectful to their loving
father and mother Joseph certainly
set us all good example.
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The golden text of the lesson for to-
day is taken from one of the great
letters written by sthe Apostle Paul
to the Romans and declares that all
things work together for good to those
who love God and keep His command
ments. gsg i.. H..
1t sometimes seems as if circum-
stances come'on the best of christian
people which could seem to have no
good, to the view of the observer, but
then what are these light Affections
now endured, to be compared with the
glory in store for those who love God?
On looking back most of US can say
with Paul that all things have seemed
to come about for the best in the light
of experience. Let us, therefore. have
confidence in God, knowing that "some
day we will understand ST.
This is the last lesson on the life of
Joseph, but let none forget what q
wonderfully great man he was. He
withstood all temptations; gave God
all glory efor all which came to him;
saw good even in his sale as slave:
was kind to his father; forgiving to
his brothers.; efficient as an officer OF
the king, The lesson of the next Sab
bath is one of the quarterly temper.
ance talks and is found in Amos 6, i-8.
Let all try to make much Of it. '''' g go
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How to Keep Eaa. volks.

When only the whites of eggs are to
be used the yolks may be kept fresh
for, several days by leaving them In
the shell latter the whites have run
out through small hole). Wet paper
in a little of the white and paste it
over the hole. The yolks may thus be
boiled hard, as their weight keeps the
shell upright in water or they may be
used as desired.
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How TO Make Machine Work.

When a sewing machine will not
work stand it near the fire so that the
oil may melt and then clean with pure
parafiin, putting it into every oil hole.
Work the machine we'll and then wipe
every part with clean cloth. When
perfectly clean lubricate with machine
oil
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Sunday School. Notes
Side Lights on NEXT Sunday, Lesson
Sc 70, Teachers and Pupils.
g Edited BY Charles K. Meyers
June 15-Jacob, Before Pharaoh. Gen

June 15--Jacob, Before Pharaoh. Gen
Al, liz.
The lesson of this week follows
closely after the last. 1t will be re-
membered that Joseph had just made
himself known to his brethren. for.
given their many wrongs toward him
and sent for his father and the entire
family to come to Egypt to be near
him.
1t was a most touching scene when