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Norwich bulletin., 1913-06-26

Harold Humphrey of Central ave- nue, son of Mr and Mrs. John H. Humphrey has gone to Vermont to spend the summer with his grand fafhar.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-06-26

Mrs. William A. Gordon of Prospect street is entertaining her cousins, An drew and Annie Morrison. Of Chicago.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-06-26

Sun. Moon and Tides.
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08
START YOUR LIVER,
DON'T STOP WORK.
Dodlson's Liver Tone Acts Mildly. But
Surely Lisens up the Liver
and You Stay ON
Your Feet.

It is the experience OF calomel
users that If they take enough Of the
drug to have the desired effect, it
seriously interferes with their work
the day after. But this is the least
important item, for calomel Is often
q dangerous drug and acts on the
system violently.
Don't take, chances with calolnel.
Get q bottle of the pleasant. safe
and perfectly harmless Dodson's s Liver
Tone, guaranteed to take the place
Of calomel. instead of making you
feel worse the next day it makes you
feel better and you actually are bet
ter, for no remedy In the whole world
livens up. the liver, regulates the
bowels and really rejuvenates the
system any better than this dose.
You are the sole Judge Of It's mer-
its. The City Drug Store Is fully au-
thorized to hand you back your mon
ey without question II it fails to
please you-and relieve you.
Remember, IL you feel constipased
and bilious, what you need is Dod-
sons Liver Tone. A large bottle
and . good guarantee for so cents
from City Drug Store.
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08
THE BOURGEOIS FURNITURE HOUSE
HAS CHICKENS IN WINDOW
Donated by Geo. A. Eyrich, Of Eyrich & Son, the Well
Known Breeders of S. C. White Leghorns, for the
Benefit of Public School; Handled by League

The demands of the times have
marked, out failure for any business
man who refuses to heed the call
Of the public to be put next to the
best that is going. It does not make
any difference what his line OF busi-
ness is. The successful men OF to-
day are not only those who advertise
their business, but those who make
the surroundings Of their business
such as to please and attract atten-
tion. The recent live model exhibi-
tion of women's dresses on Canal
street, in New Orleans, this week was
q revelation in advertising, and the
throngs that crowded the store an.
swefed the question o to whether
1t pays to entertain your patrons
with fine surroundings ana m enort
to please.
In line with this statement, We may
remark that the scene at the fur
niture house of Z. W. Bourgeois last
Tuesday. reminded one Of Canal
street on a smaller scale. The Bour-
geois establishment il one that the
town OF Covington should b proud
OF, not simply because Of Its I'M.
mense stock, fine show windows and
general attractive appearances. but be-
cause Of the business energy that wlf
hehiu3 the xneat sirnprQ TIT
fycSn mS1A ky NJ Htofx - (sUfS i'll
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08
: G.. O. ID. PARCEL POST TO BE
STARTED JULY 4.

Washington. Feb. 27.-On July 1
next the collect ON delivery feature
will be added to the parcel post SER
vice. An order putting this into ef-
feet was today signed by Postmaster
General Hitchcock.
Under the approved regulations q
parcel bearing the required amount
Of parcel post stamps may be sent
anywhere IN the country and the
amount due from the purchaser col
lected and remitted by the Postofiice
Department. The regulations pro-
vide that the parcel must bear the
amount due from the addressee and
the collection will be made. providing
the amount is not In excess Of 500.
The fee will be 10 cents. to be af-
fixed by the sender in parcel post
stamps. This also will insure the
parcel to an amount not to exceed
$50.
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08
THE COMMISSION FORM GOVERNMENT IS BEING TALKED OF
AS A PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT IN INTEREST OF CONVICTION

Why not to progressive and sddpt
the commlssi0n form Of government?
An invitation is extended to al tkst
are Interested IN the progress Of Gov
ington to meet at the courthouse %
Monday. March 10. at Z o'clock p
M. for the purposs Of calling : mass
meeting whore promfnent noq- WIN
discuss and explatn the Mort1nse .uf
The comni6Ado1 form of fpv9fnnreiit
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08

become organized o.
city under the provisions Of this
Act.
Act No. 1O7 IL the general commits
sion form Of government act.
Coyinxton Is 4 town Of over twent-
ty-fiye hundred Inhabitants.
The FedraI census Of 1910 save
=. twenty-five hundred n population
W. come. under the provisions q!
AT 10. 307 s.
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08
! 81 81 9 : s $,


There viii be meeting OF the
Women's Progressive Union at the
rooms Of the n. C. B. Library. Mon.
day, at 5 o'clock p. m. The meeting
Will be an important one and all mem
bers are requested to be present.
MRS. WIN. BODEBENDER.
President
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08
Lecture One Of a Series to
Be Given by Menbersof
Medical Society.
PERSONAL
HYGIENE
Handled in Interest
ing Manner and Attract
ed Pupils Attention.

Inc lOlAOW1UK Talk WAS mace III
DR.. Bouquet at the Convent, We'd.
nesdal. through the invitation or one
of our public-epirited matrons:
Ishave been requested to say 5 few
words to the student-body on "Per.
sonal Hygiene, = i subject that should
interest al school children.
Experience and observation, 40 at.
tending physician Of educational e.
[stitutions, have taught me that the
average boy and girl Is woefully
ignorant or negligent IN health mat.
ters. due largely to the fact that
little or no instruction y given them
In hygiene, tho science whfeh treats
Of the sproservati0n Of health The.
.etementa1y principles, & nothing
1a0re e6pec5ally eysonal ffygiene,'1s s
! t1a2l ~ ey0r1 6c1lOOl ~
part o. tho cufftcu1unI - IS
During childhood Personal llys
8iene ts even more essential than ~
adult lfe for obvious reasons.
early life natures processes 0f growtf
repair ana development are very &C.
tive, and should any exeesses or cT
rors In ones method OF living occn1
such indiscrettons have material
bearing upon their wei!-Delng ana
healthfuiness later ID HE. sna...
endeavor 20 oring out IN tnls iniorma;
talk Few points. Wnicn II put lnta
everyday practice Will prevent = gren'
deai OF sunering. 1883 OF tlme 10 yocl
studies ana avolo mucn trouble ane
worry 20 those INTO whose care yca
are entrusted
FIRST OF ali. cleanliness. hasn
ing 10 very necessary, not only as
tonic to the nervous SYSTEM. out te
remove tne naturai secretlons aha
nOtaDiy arr. Wnlch seems 70 nave
2 speciai amnity Tor fae average
school boy. l am aware ot the rae!
tnat on q cold. frosty morning grea.
many boys ana girls d'p the end oi
their nngers IN Dowl oI water, eno
adopt the cat method OF wasning tneH
faces. soap ana water snouid De
used lavishly. These two cleansing
agents nave never Deen known 20 kns
lnyone. One snouid TAKE dally ma ns
The skin is Kept healthy. anu para
sific diseases. especially OF the nead,
1s avoided. Our daiiy .oiiet- Is no1
complete unless the tooth 0rush ls
assiduously used. Tne teetn snouio
be brushed morning and nlshs witn
some inexpensive and effective dentrl-
dee like prepared chalk. i mas DeeE
proven by laboratory experlisents ina
the mouth Of person IN ;.effecI
health contains many varieties o.
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08

NEW ORL 1EANS
BANK BIDDER
Proceedings Of the Special
Meeting Of School Bo6rd
Calling the Election.
Covinktoa. March s. 1a1a

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fAad q cOnt0fmity % noe1oe 6sven 81
Ipfoelau1aeion u thA =, - oS -
Ihoara duly puI IliShei fSo }ss,sss,a ~
tOfectors az fhoa - Hl1es su1l ~ -
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tn9 the a1llot Iosan : 1 eraSIs ssinSnS cr,s
{caavaaaine the refnrnss a5i,sT sse}asss.,1,
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=. +. Cravford. eiahfk Taf3 & ~
Ltddle. ninth VSTd 8
Abeent: Geo. 4. Dufach. Err
ward. ana Dr G. r. Farmer. aeyenfhs
ward. A quorum being present.
lffnutes Ol - tro meetlnR1 we're
read and on motion duly eecondsd
were approved q read. '
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08
Leads in the Impressive Ger.
emonies in the House
Sunday, Feb. %.
TO KNOW WAS
TO LOVE HIM
Many Representatives Join
in Tribute to Memory of
Beloved Bob."

delivered BY Hon. Lewis L. Morgan
q the principal speaker of the Hon.c
nnor N. ,,s. 80 .h......-..,. -.
~ .Au Sna..e'er VI IN
= saMensed hoOert =. Wickline. Mum
erous speakers paid tribute to tn,
sloyable charcte. and fnta,lort -
ss.rfrm... p.h =
"no neo msde 20
- lsny TRENDS ana won the respect 0,
20 many people In Washinkton:
Mr.. Morsan. OF Ioniaian. ~
an..L. --:
sitneate ~. Isrs 80 eh...n.ns s % anu ~ uo.
aervices nj - ~ IN. NJ ~ ro",.,.n % ~nu paua.s a.s
nromisirS ga 40 nay..,. M yu..lsna nH - moel
e Rohs-t = Wish,sWs ns yv..sneI .t sons' sne lste
Az ~ .II,r" 1a10sS."s ~ -. y s.S III ~
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onr mid.t the lnved @ and A hn,mnd v,d
and iav. - nm t.at M M .n,d , so "a
inanimafa elav in errhanre for the
nulate h.er. nS vorm ana fovrs
NE the hlov faile neavilv ana tss
viii ~ God .aeme : vnnd drors vev
thaf n hard Inv ne tn nnder.t.rd
vet 7 knov ~ few ma. hettar M.
nsred - fsce III. iudrman, ~ rnd
withou. nrenaration
nohert q Wichlifra v., horn nm
the lat d.v ~ Mev 1871 IN perda-
town Nv vhiIe h,s narents vare
vi.iting rai.tiva. IN th.t state hanc.
Kenfnckev comineies her nride and
~ snrrnv With that nf s.,,isisrs a
the Iifa ana de.th ~ hor iiiuatrinus
am ThAv have snlfnra,l a common
IN =
He raraivea, hi. pr,marv aAnca4;on
i, fhe nmhlic sc.onIs ~ ;yest Telici-
An. nartsh. IL !. fheres Ytar snterins
Cente, COLLEGE 81 !lanyil!e. Nv
from which institnti,n he rradnafcd
in fRs5 wifi, ~. sierre, ~ II s. I'M
= adiste,v ! Nor M NJ =, r;c,,Iatad n tho
law densrtment ..,f ,-,,nmo I;nave,.i-
q (. Nev O,.,..r. - co,nnlotinr
h,. conree ,r ,aa7 after which he
retnrned fns'Wast Eeiie,nna and ac.
etvaiv. .nterea ;nt,, fha nrarticx ~ his
- ri. nenn,o 81 nnce r..cnrni.inr his
franscendent ah;;ity elected Elm to
= nresent that nari., IN tho ronsft-
tntionai comvent:on az lsos. and All er
iha adion. me,,t of that aurust hody
"a enIisted in COMPANY Il. First vol
unteer Infantry serv1ny tl,rnuThout
lhe Sn.nish. sm.r.can Mar ana was
mustered ont with hs rer.c,ent IN
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08
ELECTION ORDERED FOR SPECIAL TAX FOR
capabilities Of the digestive tract.
Another very pernicious habit IL eat

appeared. In0 SecretOry 4ppofetC
OF the stomach requires intervals I
rest and II there Is something In
| al the time 1t does not get the pr0l
er repose and ones digestion u 500
impaired. Nature always assert
her rights when imposed sup0l
Very frequently errors In diet. caua
other ailments. such - acute iudigel
tion. vomiting, loose bowels, coastips
tton, pain IN the stomach and head
ache. Take. for example. that veE;
common disease, appendicitis. tn
question IL often asked Why y thi
malady 20 prevalent. In my hnmbl
opinion tho answer u: Our fault!
modern Wayg Of eating and drinking
and We are supposed to Be living b
IN enlightened century. Hiatofy re
lates that the ancient Romans. o
their great festivals would otuf
themselves with food until stheil
stomachs could hold no more. the,
would then disGorge ~ Vomiting anc
begin over again. Surely such Gof'
mandizing to-day would be theught
"piggish, /" still We sometimes commH
such overindulgences.
Therefore would advise ron Y
chew your food properly. Eat SLOW
u. only enough to satisfy your Appe
tite. ane above Ali. eat whOae4ome,
well-c0oked food. Always ct q reg.
ular intervals and never between
meals. Eszs,
/ Another very bad practice anon1
school children s an awkward. con-
strained. bent-over1 position ct their
writing de1ks or sewing table. Thie
improper attitude ts extremely 41ur-
ious and interferes with full and free
development OF tho chest. Such mar.
row. badly curved chests acquired u
this manner predlspoeee one t03 tnas
very common plague, called BY Dr.
sOsler, he Captain Of Dedfh
sumption. Do not iofget 70 stt sfect
'at your desks of when sewing, fake.
both deep Inspirations ana e1 NJ
tons Chest e1erc1es can ecou~
piish Wcndes9 - those NO haHe q
seAdeney g Ieucn soe1c8 9Sste -
Aon1ect10ns th tnle 44 glecl se4 ~ e s.
= ;. : 80 8
own. indav1anea arm kane Esl. tyyss!3
10tI p !lsl 81
unsA you sllIve ns,..ss ~ l,N N.o1ss IL -;
thirst. great many lose snel
cups or misplace them ana Ius9 to1
the hydrAnt faucet ana uIinn S.secs
nom the SPOUT. ms snouIu e ~
n1Dited even tnouen tne Wnser ugNe
freely from the Wen. 1910 p..5.l1
or walking ON austy 49,, t!,s, espsy.s
" ON Wndy oays. Wnen yuu ~
compelied 20 o9 g Ai*ays = uIess.s
with your mouth cioeu. .nas.E.. =
88ASO Wu6I " Oh tA1e8 AAAV0b 1AAAASSs N9oeAs
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08

L. p. DELCROU, Secretary.
Moved by NJ. p. Planche, seconded
by Emile Beaucoudray, that the Sec
retary's report be received and REFER.
ed to the Finance Committee.
So ordered.
jackson, Miss. Feb. IL, 1913.
Mr.. L. p. Delcroix, Secretary Town
Council, Covington. La.
Dear Sir:-Thfs will acknowledge
receipt OF your communication Of the
29th ultimo, relative - this company,
installing an are light IN the space
between tracks and depot at Coying-
ton. and beg - advise We will Inn
mri.ately have this matter Ioaked
into, and will advise you rolativc
thereto in the next few days.
Yours truly,
R. II. lIf)N'ARD
General Manager.
The secretary was instructed to
write the N. D. :. i. i. Il. and de-
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08

tcontinued on page ,,
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08
The Insciencv Of the Present Charter Makes Chang
Necessary and Public Sentiment Seems in Favor
Commission Government in Making Change

Ayo (150O) hundred inhabitants nT
qEer - ahown ny as
pfdesank StxAe 6r Eeala N6hsus
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08

lccatinued On pass -
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08

Continued on page e.)
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08

Act No. 707 Of 1919. says: Any.
s. ,s.1 IN i2es Z 53p Atll9s j 59s.alse, ssasS
St. Tammany farmer., 1913-03-08

s..sAs siN. !
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25
BAD CASE OF DANDRUFF

Bissell, Ala.-"I had very bad case
of dandruff on my head. was tor
mented by itching and my hair began
to come out by the combfuls, al
most became frantic. fearful that l
would lose all of my hair which was
my pride. There were some pimples
on my scalp and l scratched them un-
til they made sores. My hair was dry
and lifeless.
II saw the advertisement of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and sent to my
druggist for three cakes of Cuticura
Soap and box of Cuticura Ointment
washed my scalp with warm water
strong with the Cuticura Soap and
dried, afterwards applying the Cuti-
cura Ointment, working 1t in the scalp
slowly with my fingers. After using
them for several days my hair began
to stop coming out. The dandruff all
disappeared and In less than four
weeks a cure was accomplished per-
manently." (Signed) Miss Lucy May.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston ADV
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25

In order to get crop of potatoes we
plant and cultivate; If we want the
best orchard we spray and prune, but
we let nature plant and care for the
wood lot, and then we wonder why
that wood lot does not pay
The timber crop can be improved by
care for the same reason that other
crops can be improved.
Although 1t takes longer to raise
raised on land otherwise improbable
or idle.
Such crop will in the end yield a
comfortable bank account, and the
value of the wood lot to the farm is
greater than the sale value of the
crop in the convenience and the saw
ing of money by having various wood
products at hand, In protecting the
buildings and fields from wind and
in the beauty of the farm. The time
is coming when thrifty young timber
not yet large enough to cut will have
good sale value.
The care of this crop causes little
expense, and the wood lot offers one
means of solving the problem of how
to keep good farm help profitably
employed all the year.
The three principal aims in caring
for the wood lot should be to keep
the ground thoroughly covered with
trees, to have only the best possible
trees and to make them grow rapidly.
In order to make timber grow fast
care should be taken in choosing the
kinds OF trees to raise, the soil should
be kept moist and mellow by protect
ing the leaf mulch, and the best trees
should be given fair amount of
hight by making improvement cut
tings.
Methods of starting new trees,
either to fill openings now in the
woods or to replace timber to be har-
vested, are as follows; By sprouts,
by seed falling from neighboring
trees, by sowing seed broadcast and
BY planting trees or seed
When you look over the woodiot you
viii find that some Of the trees are
broken down and some have the limbs
more or less broken or injured. Cut out
the trees that cannot survive so you
can put in new one, protecting it
from stock.
There are some things to pay atten-
ton to in trimming trees OF any kind.
Consider it as a surgical operation.
then you will see the Importance of
some of these suggestions.
When a large limb must be cut of
try and leave as small wound as
possible and yet not leave stub This
makes 1t necessary to run the saw
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25

Deep and frequent cultivation Is
the only way to put soil in condition,
and If 1t lacks in the elements of fer
tility there should be added and
worked into the soil a quantity of
fertilizers If the former is lacking, or
both, to replenish the plant food
taken out by the last crop. After this
has been done the old crowns will
send out runners in every direction.
If these are permitted to establish
themselves at random it would be
but short time till all trace of the
old rows is obliterated The proven
ton lies in training the new plants
into rows corresponding to those &C.
cupied by the old plants. This is done
by following a special method of cul-
ture. Run horse plow about six
inches from the center of each row
on both sides, throwing the soil ava!
from the row. thus leaving an undis
turbed portion one loot wide.
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25

clothes. One day my husband got the
neighbors in to see what the matter was
but they could not help me. My firse
thought was for Lydia e. Pinkham'S
Vegetable Compound and sent my hus-
band out for it and took ituntil ! was en-
tirely cured. / am woman of perfect
health and my health and happiness
came from Lydia E. Pinkham's medi-
cine. You may rest assured that do
all can to recommend your wonderful
medicine to my friends. p MRS. FRED
STONE, Route No. 8, Malone, N. Y.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, infiam-
nation, ulceration,t umors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, bearing down
feeling, fatulency, indigestion, dizziness
or nervous prostration. Lydia p. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is the STAN
dard remedy for female ills.
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25

After strawberry crop is gathered
the plants will require special cul-
tural attention of they are to remain
for the production of berries the sue
ceeding year, says Michigan Farmer
The limited cultivation possible
while the crop is developing in the
spring Is not sufficient to keep down
weeds, so that under ordinary condi-
tons these are present in a liberal
number and generous size, and demand
removal by the time one can get to
them after the harvest.
Old plants that have spent their
energy will only obstruct the chances
of the patch for another season.
These need to be cut out with
weeds. The soil, stirred but little and
packed hard by the repeated tramp
ings of the pickers, is in poor state
to begin the growth of new plants
and ripen another crop of berries 1t
should be cultivated.
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25

snug up against the body of the tree
above the limb and slant outward and
downward. If you cut snug up to tree
all the way you have long wound
that will be long time in healing,
while the other way serves just as we'll
to prevent rotting and leaves a small
-er wound. Always paint the wound at
once.
OF course in cutting off limbs, see
that they do not split down. Cut from
below first, or else tie the limb up SO
it can't split as you cut from above.
If stub is left it makes a place for
decay to start, and from the stub 1t
goes down into the tree.
Small branches can be cut close to
the body without injury. Use sharp
knife or saw. Never chop big or
small limb off with an ak. You are
sure to make some slashes where they
will only do harm later
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25

If ever we are to labor truly for
the highest good of our fellow crea.
lures, we must learn to take reverent
and loving views of them. The deep
er and higher our estimate of the soul
of man, the more shall we be filled
with the pity and awe that are the
strength Of persevering labor in its be
half, and the more shall we share the
mind and help the work OF him, who,
knowing the souls value. died to save
the souls of men.
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25

1t is doubtful whether the person
who asserted that secrets were made
to tell, foresaw, even in his most cyni-
cal mood, anything like the following
conversation in Das Echo:
':Lottie tells me that you told her
the secret that l told you not to tell
anyone"
'Oh, isn't she mean! / told her not
to tell you that told it to her."
Yes, told her that l wouldn't tell
you If she told me, so please don't tell
her that told you'll"
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25
what Made Him Sick.

Certainly public employees who nave
to submit daily to rapid fire of we'll
meant but needless questions may be
excused If they occasionally turn upon
their prosecutors. An elevator boy,
in the New York Tribune, was one of
the victims.
Don't you ever feel sick going up
and down in this elevator all day." a
fussy lady asked him,
Yes, ma'am," courteously replied
the elevator boy
lis it the motion going down." pur-
sued the lady.
mo, maam,"
THE going up?"
mo, maam."
rs it the stopping that does IT."
mo, ma'am."
Then what is it?"
Answering questions, ma'am."
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-07-25

What's the matter?" asked the
lawyers friend. Been in a railroad
accident"
mo. had a jury case the other
day, and argued so deliberately for
the purpose of making it appear that
my client was fool instead OF a
knave that got him acquitted on
that plea
What has that to do with your APP
pearance?"
HE met me outside. after court
had adjourned. Judge.
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stune.

Il want my money back for these
here socks" said the man as he hand
ed the clerk package. THE sign
you had UP said the socks was
guaranteed for three months
well, what's the matter with the
socks?" asked the clerk.
Il only wore them, three weeks, and
had to take them off and buy an
other pair because this pair had holes
In the toes" replied the man.
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Dull Boy.

Thomas, you have disobeyed your
grandmother"
mo, l didn't, mother"
Eyes, you did Have you not been
In swimming"
YES, mother"
Didn't l hear her say to you not
to go in swimming?"
"oh. she didn't tell me that, She
only came out and said: Boys, I
wouldn't go in swimming and
shouldn't think she would, an old
rheumatic woman like her; but she
didn't say anything about our going
In swimming