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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
A LA.DYIIKE PERSON.

\ novel attraction at the depot
IN Schaller the other day which in
terested the ladies present and
amused few fthe sterner sex, was
TO see a travelling man spend his time
while waiting for his train doing fancy
work. He had a pillow top and with
one of those embroidery hoops and a
needle was embroidering some design
upon the same. He was quite handy
with the needle and his work showed
he was no novice in the art Of needle
work.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
Ink Spots.

These troublesome stains may be r.
moved by an application of equal
parts of citric acid and cream OF tar
tar melted on plate. Mix and rub
over the stains and then wash out
carefully. In almost all cases the ink
will disappear at once without IN
Jury to the color. Stains that have
been laundered may require several
treatments before they yield.-Wom'
ans Home Companion.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

New York. April 26.-Over 100000
railroad employees on fifty-four eastern
lines are interested in the negotiations
begun here between their represents
tives and the railroad managers over
the demand for an increase in wages.
They are members Of the Brotherho0ds
of Railway Conductors and Railway
Trainmen, and they made their de-
mands in line with the action taken BY
the engineers and firemen. At the first
conference here the conductors were
represented by A. B. GARRISON and the
trainmen by W. q. Lee. Elisha Lee
represented the railroad managers. The
demands may be submitted to arbitra-
tiion IL an agreement can not be
reached. There Is said to be no danger
that the conductors and trainmen Will
strike. as was threatened by the en-
gineers and fremen.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
Problems 7hat sstsis Then,sslvea

Problems 7hat oet<ls Themselves
subordinates arc oftsn inpatieot %
delays higher up" Thsv make :
suggestion or . request which no
doubt to them has the sappsaranee q1
urgency, and II the response - not IN
mediate they shake their heads ovoe
Official ineapaoity and waste their
time complaining Of the proeraseinae
ton Of others. It may - that Moth.
Ing II done st all and In the end tAey
are surprised to nnd that netting Wao
necessary. An Extraordinary numbee
Of problems settle thsmSelvsa
change.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
Tariff Fears

T1Aincoln JOURNAL
The fear fostering incident to all tai :
,ff reyisions Is now beginning. In .i'.
middle west the farmer learns ina
the cuts in the agricultural scheauiea
smell, his ruin. In the far west there
isn,t to be a sheep to herd-h free "oo.
wins. The sugar panic begins AZ
louisiana, extends to Colorado "es-
tern Kansas, and Utah.. and races
across the Pacific to terror striker ha-
waii. Gloversville, n. Y, Is siVihs
hunger parades. There isn't to oe q
glove makers Job in America II u,e
rlove schedule goes through. Pniiaoe.
mia is distracted over the peru 10 10
stockings. New England and the ne"
south are preparing to die II the. 'eA
tile tariffs are cut off: Trees are :.
sion growing the day the lumber 'arih'
- slaughtered.
opposed to these scares there Is ne
systematIc 10Y making. me susa'
consumer 10 q thousand times as mum
erous an the sugar producer, but ms
,oy at the prospect OF cheaper SUGAR
! makes less than quarter OF the no's'
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
"The Great Waste"
IJenkin Lloyd Jones.]


"Onlv to the conventional is temper
ance a hackneyed subject. Only TO the
indulgent Is the student Of the LIQUOR
problem fanatic. The man OF this
world is no longer Indifferent to the
mountainous waste represented by sa-
looms and their attendant vices. The
statesman more than the preacher, the
ballot box more than the pulpit. IS
called upon to confront this aW1ul
waste OF human energy. this disslpa-
ton Of earth's resources. misdirection
Of mans toll. represented not IN inc
rhetoric Of the reformer. however ap-
pealing, but in the cold. hard figures OF
the census.
These tables. published by the gov
eminent, must be handled in the class
room. The sociologist who expects TO
discuss ACCIDENTALLY civic problems by
leaving out these liquor figures ID
charlatan. And the social worker VINO
Is ambitious to do settlement work, but
| is either ignorant OF or Indifferent 10
| the most obviously aggressive and re-
lentless source of poverty. crime and
| degradation. is self-deluded and VIII
prove an incompetent II not UNSAFE
| leader.
| 1.-The statistics for 1910 show that
365S, SOC, 900 was invested in the manu-
| facture Of liquor in the United states
that about $500 wage earners we're
employed In the work: that 3S.000.OOt
bushels Of corn and 42,o00,OoO gallons
Of moIasses are used annually In tht
production Of liquor; that In tins
| United States In 1908 $1,7A5.o00 wal
expended for drink--almost twice tn
national debt.
These figures mean something Ev'
cry dollar involved sweat, human
sweat, first or last and that energ!
can not be reclaimed for other uses
y These dollars and these lives are d
! rectly related to the saloons, 1000 o
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

Washington, April &c. - Secretary
of State Bryan left for Sacramento
the capital OF California, armed with
the draft of tentative anti-alien land
bill which he hoped would solve the
international difficulty involving ia
pan. He was prepared to lay before
Governor Johnson of California and the
California legislators just how Presi-
dent Wilson felt about the bills which
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
CONSCIENCE.
rIowa Falls Citizen.


We may swear and damn things
right and left and scott at the idea OF
being ashamed, yet in the inner re-
cesses of the soul there is something
that tells that swearing. outside OF all
biblical argument is q sign OF brutal
!ty. coarseness, and discourteousness
We may make light Of the religion OF
our fathers and mothers, Yet that sill
ent voice warns AS that we have souls
of our own to which attention should
be directed. We may drink and neg
lect our family, apparently little car
ing, little needing, yet the soul must
be well-n:gh destroyed when the tear
Of the good but suffering wife and
mother brings no pang OF remorse We
may allow our minds to harbor impure
thoughts and continually dwell ON vici-
Gus themes. but sometime. somewhere,
"A feeling of shame will creep over
the soul.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

No matter how long you suffered. or
what other remedies have failed to
cure, Foley's Kidney Pills will surely
help you They are genuinely tonic.
strengthening and curative, build up
the Kidneys and restore their regular
action. John velbert. Foster, Calf.
says: II suffered many years with KID
ney trouble ana could never get relief
until tried Foley Kidney Pills which
effected complete cure" Mcbride 4
Will Drug Company. s,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

had caused the threatened break with
the mikado's people. He has had
long final conference with Viscount
Chinda, Japanese ambassador to the
United States, and with the president.
He went as the emissary OF the presi-
dent after the California legislature
had passed resolutions expressing It's
willingness to hear what the secretary
proposed and after Governor johnson
had accepted the presidents sugges-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
ONE OF THE RIGHTS THEY
ACQUIRE.
Eagle Grove Ea gle.l

Eagle Grove Ea gle.
Several Humboldt young men will
leave shortly for Canada where they
will JON hands with the British King
for the privilege Of taking a homestead.
In this connection it would be rather
amusing II the European situation
would involve the mother country in
war and these boys were called under
the British fag to serve their country
or take the consequences
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

ldlsnsss Again In Coed odor.
II 10 now declared that the idle arc
not necessarily lasy, and that hustling
conversation does not necessarily
prove one H. making sood among the
busy bees. ~
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
THE GOOD TIME COMING.

When we come to eject legislature
a year from next fall our prediction ID
that party lines will be lost sight OF
more than ever before. No republican
can be held in line on the plea that
Cumrnins is to be reelected by the log
isIature and no democrat can be held
in line on the plea that the democratic
nominee Is to be elected by the leyts-
lature, for 1t will not matter q nj
whether the legislature IL republican q
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
R.eemm.ns,d fer . Coed Reason.

c. H. Grant. $40 Wavcrly st.. Peoria.
ILL.,, says: ''Backachs and conEested
kidneys made me suffer intense pains
Was always tired and floating specks
bothered me. Took Foley's Kidney Pms
and saw big Improvement after third
day. kept on until entirely freed OF
all trouble and suftering. That's why
I recommend Foley Kidney Pills. They
cured ma, Mcbride 4 Viii Drug Com
pAny.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
Road 20 auceielalai

There 10 no road to succee0 but
through q clear. strong purpose
nothing can take it, place. = puS.
pose underlies character. culturN
position. attainment Of ever cert
Z. +. Munger. s. 4. !: fss
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

ton that Colonel Bryan make the tim.
Official Washington IS watching anxi-
ously for the outcome OF the vifiS
which is in many ways unusual IL IL
known that President Wilson ~ most
anxious to maintain cordial relations
with Japan as a nation He wants the
school children OF the F1owert KING
dom to grow up with continued re-,
spect and good feeling for the Anser-
lean flag. 49, sfsS. IS
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

Published Daily by The
TIMES REPUaLicAN PRINTING CO
T.ER1kSs

TERMS:
Evening Edition by mail ........>s.vs
by the month by mail .......... 80
Delivered by carrier by the month '0s
Later edition for morning circula-
rw1ce-o.week edition per year. 100
Entered at the postoffice at Marshall
town a. second class mail matter.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
Iona Newspapers

NOTHING LIKE A FLOWER BED,
IStory City Herald
There ought to be more flowers
grown in Story City. In past years
there have been less than a dozen
places in town that have given any at
tent!On TO a flower garden Yet there
is nothing that cheers up a place like
a bed or two OF flowers
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

The Knoxville Journal argues that
With the same care, attention and
expense used to Keep race track in
shape dirt roads can be kept in fairly
good condition"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

The Grundy Republican says; The
famous blue Sky law got thru the leg
islature by accident when 1t should
have gone thru with rush in view Of
the fact that there is scarcely a man
in Iowa, Boosting any affluence what
ever but what has somewhere tucked
away some papers as a memorial of
his particular purchase OF spot in the
blue dome OF heaven
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

To the Sioux City Journal 1T would
appear that the Pittsburgh school chill
dren can be accused of nothing more
serious than adoption OF the principle
OF the recall of judicial decisions"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

1.-The disposition to poke fun at the
legislature. we believe. is not justified
by the facts" says the Charles City
Intelligencer.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

There are some things the mind OF
the ordinary mortal can not grasp
declares the Tama News. One OF them
is an electric light bill. II some per-
son would invent and copyright q bill
form by which the electric companies
could render their monthly statements
So that an average householder could
translate, interpret and read under
standingiy that person would DO the
country a great favor"
David Brandt, editor Of the Iowa
City Republican. mas quit the republi-
| can party. Dave got peeved over the
action Of the Iowa Legislature in put
ting Iowa City saloons out OF commits
SION" Says the Abba Republican. IF
Dave would rather have saloons than
! an Iowa college town he should get out
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

J.
parties.''
The Waterloo Courier Gays that stage
Of the political season 10 rolling around
when the democrats set out their
scalpinx knives for Senator Cummins.
Tho senior senator from Iowa" the
Courier continues. has little to fear
now from the old guard republicans.
but he has abundance OF foes among
the conservatives OF the other old
party who fear that he will capture
progressive democratic votes"
Now the question is. what was In
the laws that the legislature really did
pass?' says the Davenport Democrat.
mo one knows. not even the legisla-
tors and we must wait for the details
to come out gradually"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-04-26

q The republican party ana III ssAsr
parties."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-10-14
6aalept0en

SARAH Mc@ratb8 GortGniug
"@naiepigen", iom er bIet foraftcri-
ieret iom cnooa bcore eno Den be.
renltc "@rouitorf", er ct ouermanoc
pnffcrt Guentpr, Tom 6oriotteren
bar hentet ira Spiflono. Wfon font
nler / Sag meo aonoer, Frinier %
GrinieSier % andre bete oocIige
Terioner. WiiNt ibIauot Dem buffer
iao @rethen op - oen %iflenne %
bc1apcoe @ooicpige. Sun blir en-
intim @cninoe al ErinieSie Slide.
qnr0e, ifient bcuOeS Snttig0om bar
giort benoe lfcptilf o%perior De rige
% ga iipr AoeIen. @retd)eu ifoI bli
SonQerinoe. Wicn benocs &ierte er
allereoe crobret al Ell 0rlepluffer.
90 oenue G~rueplufter er Ell meget
mpItiif Ferion. Sngen pe0, boem
ban er. @~ligepeI bar 8retden Ell
uroffelig gro pna bon. San blir
oo9 tiliibit ~oiilsret, % meget rurt
fommer irem / 9u1en. Gen enc
ipGnoenoe @egipenbeO oiloier oeu
onOen. Men naar Guoen er goo er
aIting goot. @retden inotnr lin be-
rettigeoe |looS / Somiuuoet peo 81.
oen al i'm 9ruepluffer, iom iugen
0ruepluffer er, % oe iom foIItelig
bar tiIronet Jig benoes GiteI og
Slang, blir ltprtet.
Gen amerifanife aoniilI / Grei.
berg ipiQer en- life rinqe Hoae / Sc
forifielIlge 0e8iuenbeoer,
Gen oafre 5ortplling ON 8aoie-
pigen begpnoer / "Nrnen", nnar
Gen SreoIsic oeo @rnaiington" ON
nogle foa Tiger ofiIlittes.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-10-14
Torretningsmotiicr.
Enarlig Seiparelie.

Set cr oonIeIigt at %icriton, brorfor
iaa mango 6usmsore M, oa ale glaos
parer er Iaa toitbare, Ndr eitcr Nar
ueoblibcr at BRUCE iloiliOie eQer Oanrlige
Noaeoune. Sc tror bet er en- Geioas
relie. men ser trrnge5 life mango
CperIlaa for at pie. ar 9Groieu al &c
soeIa9tc og oanrlig tilbercote Ntuooarer
mart beIsber Jig III boaO Ell m % GOD
Cpn bill tote. Gen 0irtcIi8e geiputeIie
/ oenne 9cming er al tiebe IN @reut
Waieitic Gonfpr. Der oil bar Iige
iad lGuge iom ire olmiuoeIige aietteus
oUne, uoiere al SIa85 Stegning III
6ulotummcubeS. og ipare bet bnIpe al
bet @rrnne. iom cIers oiIoe gaa uteo.
2isie W a aomigrer er tiIia!85
/ nGiten boert Gouutp / 40 Stater.
oUis Din 0iegmnrO life iGlger Dem DiI
0u gisre ueI / at ~tiIitripe @nieitic gRig.
60. St. 9ouis.. gio.. % erboIOe oeres
interesiante BOG ON ocnne aomigr.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-10-14

Itru aaroIine MatbiI0e. (. 1855;
@rfe Maren Salpors0tr. WiIe, :.
1885; Sarperiarbeioer nils Auauit.
lens Suitru 9erta Morie, /. 1892;
Sarperiarbeiber NiIs NliguiticnS
@arn @uitopa, I. 1918; Geuuloic.
arbeiocr Crit a~riitianicn$ Barn
@ar9it, {. 1908; 8oarobrugcr Ole
gsiISiens Sllitru @unbiI0, I. 1910.
Sommeren bar pGret oorm her
omfrirg. 5 oct iibite bar set prrct
nleact Scgn. SsapIingcn bIep me.
get goo. 6rugtapIin9cn te9ncr iii
at bIi bra ogina. s Oct belle fon set
iigcs, at Marct er oocr CT miooels
Iur.
SfotseIpen Sen t5bc Tilg. 1913.
Sohan Nuitbe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-10-14

Gn ing IanS. Sfr9ooer Seriits
SmIio, oeoe pIiioielig al Sierne.
loa. Scarf Iamct bsoe al GRrinQ
paa @anlebeimen SOLICIT, o. oio bar
bun gaaet ON Oaeen. "a ban foml
biem on apeIoc1i. bIeo ban pho.
ielig ma, % hsoc iub poa Natten.
Sans mae Gnfe, 3riitine Sisberg.
iioocr igicn uteb 6 inaa Barn. Sen
res Saoer. aamIe Sisberg Iigger for
Gehen paa @omIeheimen ban ogiao.
30 9amle fienbtc TerlonIigheocr bar
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Spein @unberien Struuumsres oebe
/ Taar, % MI paa Neitfanten hebe
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beoc. @rnnlaug Speraa$ % Wtar9it
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goo SoIer.
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-10-14
S;aer Den er cen beSite / @croen.

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S5ffc noqen Apotbcfer gteoicin,
mcn ct friitt, pirfiomt llrtcnti0ocI,
Ser fommer oirefte ira 2aboratoriet
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-10-14

Wcrf! "lecurob Special" liqeiom ale pore uuriqe
"6uspeuuer" =ARa1tiner er iaa gO0t luu asiursret po port
lOsaars @arautibeuis. iom ooteret co unoerlfreuet, meos
fglQer boer Wlafin. st SGt Gr!ra Silbebor og en- Sns
itruttionsbo9 pa norit iglger ~ligeleOes meo aae pore
Spmaainer. Sfriu eiter uloitRnoig eotalO9. Jragten
betale8 al WUotageren.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-10-14
B. anuOdSeD Publ. Co., DeCOIah, Iowa.

- emo "SecOrab.E Osu" til SlGstHinge % Seuner 6nmlelnnoet. -
Sirsoags % 6reoGssnogauen fOner $3.50. 6rebassuogaoen Glen.
- ST % pr. 4ur.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-18

slipped through the holes and their
ends tied in "bow-line" knot IL or
20 inches above the seat.
When the swing framework is
raised into position, spike the inner
upright (A) to the fence or shed wall
which is to be used for support, and
brace the outer upright (B) with dag
onal pieces of board CD spiked to it
and to stakes (E) driven into the
ground.
II you fasten the swing ropes to g
tree limb, Fig. 1 and the detail draw
ing. Fig. z, show how the ends should
be tied with Glove hitch" Be sure
to wrap some heavy cloth. such as po-
tato sacking, burlap or pieces OF car
net. around the tree limb, before pass
ing the rope around it. to protect the
bark from injury.
Long, straight poles may be used
instead of ropes. If you live near the
woods. you can easily get a couple
of poles of the right size; If not, per
haps you can get two rug poles. which
viii serve equally well. Bore three
fourths-inch or one-inch hole through
each pole about eight inches from one
end. and, after knotting the end OF
a piece of three-fourths-inch or one
inch rope four or five feet in length
slip it through the hole and pull the
knotted end tight against the pole eF'
Fig. 81: then bind the rope to the
pole by wrapping with heavy cord, as
shown at G Gig. 81. The free end o.
the rope should be secured to the tree
branch with "cloye hitch "a. Fig
81. or to crosspiece c of the frame
work as shown in Fig. 8. The ends Of
the board seat are notched to NJ
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-18
SHADES FOR ELECTRIC LIGHT
Pretty Paper Affairs Can Easily BE
Made-Flower Patterns Much
In Favor.

Green cartilage paper should be cut
into a circular shape with a small cir
Gle cut from the center and section
cut from the side, SO that when the
ends are joined it will make the shade
ccnical-shaped Next, before joining
the pieces, draw a pattern upon the
edge, cutting it out with a sharp knife,
practically making stencil pattern.
This is venetian paper work, and II
one is provided with a very sharp
knife, manicure scissors and small
stiletto the work can be quickly done.
The idea is to have the design per-
fectly smooth. Back this with me-
dunn thin red paper, using a thin
paste to join them together Photo
graph paste is excellent for this pur-
pose, and roller Is helpful in smooth
ing the papers.
Do not bend the paper to form the
cube shape until the paste is dry. Roll
it gently to prevent lit from breaking.
Join the edges and trim the lower and
upper edge If there is ne brass globe
support upon the electric light bulb 1t
will be necessary to make wire tri-
angle across the top of the shade. Re
move the bulb, place the shade over 1t,
replace the bulb in the socket and the
shade is secure. For patterns there
are flower patterns and the conven'
tional stencils.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-18
Sufferer Holds Up Court.

When Hugo Greysmuhl was ar
raigned in the Milwaukee District
court, on the charge of having stolen
Sc from a companion in saloon, the
first question, and albeit the only ques.
ton, propounded to him by the court,
was as to his age. For several min.
utes Hugo was unable to reply. Final
", when the patience Of the court was
well nigh exhausted, he managed to
articulate:
I'LL st-st-st-u-t-t-er, Judge, and &C.
c-a-a-an hard-hardly ev-ev-v-y-er- t-t-t-t'
ell how old I am, b-b-bebe-c-c-a-use
I'm g-g-g-rowing wh-wh-while I t-t-t
talk"
Five minutes later, while the attor.
neys were arguing, Hugo interrupted
their flood of oratory with the remark:
Observation-Disclosures j-j-j-j.
judge"
That's hard age to have, my boy"
replied the court. 81 think about six
months in the house Of correction will
do for YOU"
"B-b-b-bu-t, j-j-j-judge-
you can finish that remark when
you get out" snapped the court. "Call
the next case. New York Telegram.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-18
Shave In London.

District Attorney Whitman, apro-
pos of the Rosenthal case, compared a
bungling detectives method to a Lon
don barber.
You know the London BARRIERS"
said THE district attorney. I'm lath-
ering your face he makes no effort to
steer clear of your mouth. He slaps
on the lather without any idea of keep
ing your lips clear. You must COM
press them tight against that white
storm, and even then!
II once saw an American In a
Bond street barber shop dig a pint
of solid white lather out of his mouth
with a towel Then he said In a
strangled voice:
.sYou needn't bother to clean my
teeth for me, old man. st Paul
Dispatch.