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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-23

Wanted-Girl to do general house
work. Phone 246 ].
Wanted-Glrl to wait on table. Ap-
ply Headlight restaurant. 126 West
Webb
Social and business meeting OF Ep-
worth League tonight in Methodist
church.
Wanted-Girl or woman to do gem
eral housework. Phone 473. 600 w
Court street.
Young lady wants private lessons
In English. Evenings. Address NJ,
care this office.
For sale-Piano. cost $500, sacrifice
for quick sale. leaving city. 617 Col
lege. Phone 311w.
Good furniture for sale and house
for rent. Apply at once $40 Post
street. Phone 249 w. -.
For sale--Household furniture. Pi-
ano, stoves. everything, leaving city.
G17 College. Phone 311W.
Young man. high school graduate
wants light work OF any kind. Wages
immaterlal. Address David Harris
this office
Fer sale-Three pieces of mission
furniture, book case, library table and
settee. all for $40. Inquire TX" this
office.
DR. l.. D Idleman, dentist, will be
away from the city until October 6
taking post graduate work in Port.
land and Spokane.
For sale-Modern 7-room house
fruit and shade trees in first class re-
pair. Seven blocks east of Main
street. Inquire "R." this office.
For rent-46O acre farm. s5 acre.
alfalfa, 1875 acres summer fallow
Small outfith with place. Addres.
care this office.
For sale-complete motion pictur,
outfit, including 1912 new motiograph
compensate, steel booth, tools. lens
slides, etc. cheap this week.
Haines, eli College.
Penland Bros. new furniture val
moves all you have In one load. GooC
warehouse storage; rates reasonable
Phone 339 or call Penland Bros, 64'
Main street.
The Malen Burnett school OF piano
playing. Studio room 10, Association
Building. Miss Burnett. director. |!
In Pendleton on Saturdays. For In
formation phone $50. European
training
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-23
CRUSADE CASES GO
TO JUSTICE COURT

Despite the fact that the grand
jury returned indictments against
four alleged prostitutes, the circuit
court will probably not try the de-
PENDANTS, Judge Phelps yesterday
practically ruling that the justice
court had previous jurisdiction. Also,
there is a possibility that the cases
growing out of alleged illegal selling
of liquor in Pendleton will be thrown
out of the state courts as a result of
questions raised by attorneys for the
defendants yesterday.
James A. Fee, Charles II. Carter,
VIII NJ. Peterson and ]. II. Raley, rep
resenting the defendants arrested in
the moral crusade conducted by state
detectives, appeared before Judge
Phelps yesterday afternoon to argue
demurrers to the indictments return
ed last week by the grand jury, Am
ong those indicted were Leila Dupuis
Teddy Brooks, May Carter and Grace
Givens under the vagrancy law. Com
plants under the same law had been
filed several weeks before in the JUS
tice court and the cases are now pend
ing.
Inasmuch as such cases are triable
in either the justice or supreme
court, the attorneys contended that
there Is no reason why the justice
court should not proceed with the
trials instead of having new ones
started in the circuit court. While
oil IL. t,.{a att t,,,a 20
prepare a counter argument, the
judge declared that the justice court
had a perfect right to go ahead with
the trial of the cases. Both the COM
plant in the justice court and the in
dictments by the grand jury allege the
offenses to have been committed on
the same date" he said. "If the in
dictments had charged violations of
the law on other dates than those
stated In the previous complaints, the
cases would be new ones and would
be properly brought before me. How.
ever, the law gives the circuit court
and the justice court concurrent jur'
isdiction in vagrancy cases, and l see
no reason why the justice court should
not retain the cases commenced until
they are disposed Of"
Claim No Jurisdiction.
" In their argument for the dismiss
sal of the indictments against George
Darveau, Gus La Fontaine, John
Foutts. C. II. Brown. Cora Switzer and
others. charged with Illegal sale of IL
quor, the attorneys contended that the
state courts have no Jurisdiction and
that the city alone can try these cas-
es. The arguments were based upon
the constitutional amendments giving
cities and towns the right to license,
regulate, control. suppress or pro-
hibit" the sale of intoxicating liquors,
subject to the provisions in the local
option law. They hold that the su-
preme court has not passed upon this
particular feature of the liquor law.
Judge Phelps has allowed the dist
rict attorney time to oppose these ar
| guments.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-23
For Sale

About 1900 head Of lambs and a
little over 1900 head of ewes. The
most of the ewes are 2-year-old and
about 3S bucks. Ranch on Butter
creek. Address c. P. Bowman. Echo,
oregon. r. F. D. No. 1, Box 65.-Adv
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-23

Bhabar grass grows in great guam
titles throughout India and extending
into Afghanistan. 1t is extremely
fibrous and strong, and is a paper
pulp material now holds first place in
India.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-23

music, a fine time and light refresh
ments. All Moose admitted free, 9TH
ers will pay so cents at the door.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-23

Notice to Members Eastern Star.
There will be meeting of Bushee
Chapter, No. 10. o. E. S.. this evening.
All members urged to be in attend
ance. MARY JOHNSON, Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-23
soclaI Dance at MOOSE HAM

There will be a social dance held !
at the Moose hall on Wednesday even
ing, September "a. There will be good
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-23

Dance at German Hall.
There will be a dance at German
hall Saturday evening, September 81
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-23

For sale, cheap. Universal range
and gas store. Phone SEQ.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

Miss Emma castro Of Merri mack
called on frlen Is here.
Mrs. James II. MssIin is in Reeds
burg with friends and relatives.
Mrs. ]. TlIotson has returned from
visit in Madison.
Mesdames Willard and Arthur
Bell of Delton drove to Bsraboo We'd
nesday and left later for Evansville
where they are guests of Mr.. and MIS-.
William White and Miss Cornelia T.
Barnhsrdt.
f. o. SchOenwetter came to BsraboO
from Lafayette, Indiana, to spend
Thanksgiving. Mrs. Schoenwetter
was already here, a guest a. the home
of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. M
Holmes.
Mrs. Sherm Krohn and daughter,
SheTm', enjoyed their Thanksgiving
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Parrish. The guests are from North
McGregor, Iowa, and Mrs. Krohn is
Mr.. Parrish's sister.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
Friday

Mr.. and Mrs. III. L.. Hammell spent
Thursday at Beloit.
Mrs. Homer Pitts is Ill because of q
very painful liberated tooth.
Benjamin Lane has returned from a
hunting trip in the north.
Fireman Frank st. John spent
Turkey Day in Evansville.
Miss Ada Pigg of Richland Center
Is in Baraboo for the weekend.
Raymond Cshoon of Reedsburg
called on friends here Thursday.
Miss Hazel TraschIer, who teaches
In HilIsboro, is at home for the week
end.
Miss MyrtleEO'Brien of Reedsburg
was a caller at the FL. G. Gropp home
yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin HilIebrandt OF
Milwaukee are guests of relatives
here.
J. w. Huston was called to Cottage
Grove Thursday by the serious illness
of bis brother, Arthur.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
K c German Coffee Cake
Made Without Yeast

Sift dry ingredients together, beat the egg,
add milk and butter to the egg to make one
and one-quarter cups; stir all together with
inverted spoon to stiff batter. Turn into
biscuit pan and spread even. Brush top
lightly with melted butter. Sprinkle Sugai
and ground cinnamon over the top. Bake
In moderate oven.
Dutch Apple Cake or Prune Kuchen can
be made with this same batter by covering
rhe top with pared and sliced apples, or
cooked prunes with the pits removed, skin
sides down. Dredge with sugar and cinna~
mon the same as for Coffee Cake.
''The Cooks Book contains go just such
delicious recipes. You can secure copy
free by sending the colored certificate packed
in ascent cans of K c Baking Powder to
the Jaques Mfg. Co., Chicago, being sure TO
write your name and address plainly.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
,Pinklets VIII Really
Correct Constipation

Pinklets are most valuable laxative
in the treatment of obstinate constipa-
ton. They correct this unnatural and
dangerous condition by gently assisting
the sluggish bowels and torpid liver to
regain their normal activity. Their action
is gentle, but effective and thorough, and
they do not cause a single grippe. Unlike
harsh, strong purgatives, they do not up
set the stomach nor irritate and over
stimulate the bowels. Because they have
none of these evil effects, they can be
taken with entire safety until the consti-
patton is corrected.
To simply regulate the bowels or to
treat obstinate cases of constipation,
Pinl1lets are the ideal laxative. They
are safe for every member of the family
to use. Get bottle today and start try
ing them. Amy druggist can supply you
at % cents per bottle. -
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

Mr.. and Mrs. +. J. Welsh spent
turkey day with the formers parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard " elsh, in Mil
waukee.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Shilling enter
tanned the following at dinner Thurs
day, Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel Shilling
and Mrs. D. w. Goodsell.
Paul Chamberlain, Der jamin Has
kins have returned from Bloom
er where they chased the wild deer.
Tho gentlemen returned with fawn.
Miss Rachel Kelsey, of the Mil
waukee State Normal, is at the home
of her parents, County Judge and
Mrs. w. T. Kelsey in Baraboo.
DR.. and Mrs. ID. M. Kelley and
children ate THANKSGIVING turkey at
the home of Mrs. Kelley's sister, Mis-.
Cobb, at Harvard.
Miss Bessie Mclaughlin. Mr.. and
Mrs. Thomas Cain and Forrest
Rummell put away turkey and
cranberries lat the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. IL. K. Page.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Fl. Hatch went to
Racine Wednesday. They are guests of
Or. and Mrs. T .ylor and Miss Elsbeth
Hatch. Miss Lucille Hatch of the
university were also at Racine.
Miss Esther Simpson Is in Madison
for the weekend.
Mrs. J. r. Tordoff and daughter,
Eliza be th, are in LaValle with rel&-
tives.
William Lace came home from
Marquette university TO eat Thanks
giving dinner with his parents.
Mrs. A. J. Osborne is Ia Wlnona
with her daughter, Miss Osborne, who
is employed in that city.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
Mrs. II. K. Page.
Mrs. f. &. Peck is i'll.

NILS Il VI 6Sh Is ILL.,
Miss Loretta HalIisey of the unlver-
sity is at home.
Mrs. and Mrs. Frank Wilson have
gone to Madison.
Miss Mary Haines entertained Miss
Dennis at dinner yesterday.
Mrs. John StadIer a guest of rel
atives Ia Waupuu.
Mr.. and Mrs. g. G. Long have re
turned after visiting In Etroy.
Mrs. Gottleib Rhode of North Free
dom shopped in Baraboo today.
Miss Marie MACPHERSON of Madison
has returned after visit in Bsraboo.
Mrs. w. B. Siebecker has returned
to Merrimack after visit in Baraboo.
Mrs. Charles Gamble is the guest
at the J. w. sutherland hone in
this city
Mrs. Leonard Lang of North Free
dom was a Baraboo caller Wednes-
day.
Mr.. John Textbook and daughter,
Miss Alice, of LaRue called here this
morning.
Mr.. Nelson of Hou ey Creek, MIME
sofa is guest at the home of Mrs.
} George Eolah.
Miss Lulu Johnson of Madison has
returned after spending Thursday in
BaraboO.
Miss Grace Fisher has returned to
the university after spending Thanks
giving in Baraboo.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Graft and
daughter, Murrel, spent Thanksgiving
in Merrimack.
Mrs. William Hoffman and two
sons are guests at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. D. Rumpf.
Mrs. o. E. Odell and daughter, Ora,
is in Grand Rapids where she is visit
ing friends and relatives.
Ray Wetmore of Prairie du Sac par
took of a fine dinner at the MarL1n
Smith home yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pierce and children of
La Crosse are visiting for the week
end at the William Pierce home on
Blake street.
Miss Blanche Brovan of Menomonee
has returned after visit with her sis
ter, Miss Pearl Goude, at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Travis. The young
ladies teach at Rewey.
Rev. and Mrs. James Jefferson of
Windmere, south of Baraboo, were
Thanksgiving guests of relatives in
ClintOnviIle.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

Mrs. J. e. Steele and Miss May
Steele of Lodi shopped In Baraboo.
Miss Lena Baer has gone to York,
Nebraska, where she will spend the
winter with her brothers, Carl and
Henry Baer.
On Turkey Day Mr.. and Mrs. Har.
ley Langdon and family entertained
Mr.. and Mrs. Edison Langdop, Mrs.
j. G.. Train, Mrs. Florence Pearson
and two daughters.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alexander Smith,
Mrs. A. NJ. Douglas and son, Robert,
dished roast turkey and fixiH's at
the home of Mr.. and MS. Clarence
Kindschi at Madison.
Miss Bernice TerbiIcox is a guest
friends at Galena, I'll.
Mrs. Louis Block and grandson
Kenneth Rice, of Chicago are in Wye.
vile with the formers daughter, Mrs.
Thomas Pfaff.
The following guests partook of
roast goose.and other delectab'e Wis nds
at the Charles Kun zelman home yes
terday: Mr.. and Mrs George Gollmar
and family and Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest
Kunzelmap.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. G. Payne ar d
daughter, Miss Della, had as guests
the following for dinner yesterday +:
D. A. Payne and family, Mr.. and Mrs.
E. Ell. Payne and children and Mr..
and Mrs. q. f. Payne and family.
DR.. and Mrs. q. l.. Thuerer had
for guests on Thanksgiving Mrs.
Thuerel's parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
D. V. n. Harwood of Ripon. In
the evening the families were enter
tanned at the home of Mayor and
Mrs. 6. I. Thuerer.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. r. Palmer and two
CAAiOACh VI OCILuOu9 hlC ucSbS VI M T.
and Mrs. L. 81. Palmer in the Gem
, City. A large party of relatives
whose names was found elsewhere In
I this paper were entertained at the
Palmer home yesterday.
Turkey Day was fully enjoyed at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. s. De
Koeyer, there being present Mr.. and
Mrs. Bert DeKoeyer and daughter,
Mr.. and Mrs. George DeKoeyer anu
son, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles E. Pal
mer and Mrs. A. NJ. Todd and daugh-
ter.
A pleasant gathering took place at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Louis
Werlich yesterday when the following
friends were entertained by them:
Miss Emma Larson of Wausau, Mrs.
Theckla Durand and Mrs. Bertha
Herring of Cross Plains, DR.. and Mrs.
! Goeness of Lodi and Mr.. anu Mrs.
Louis Jacobs and family of this city.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
HOUSEHOLD HINTS and RECEIPS
BY MRS. H. e. COLE.

put then into a saucepan. Cover
with cold water, put them on the
fire and let them boil for two and
a half hours or until done. When
they are nearly tender add butter,
pepper, salt, sage, celery, grated nut
meg and an onion chopped fine. Boil
until done, add cup of rich cream,
let it boil up once and serve hot.
Mrs. II. K. Page.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

Few realize the value of dainty
serving of food. A dessert may be
nicely prepared, be delicious to the
taste, but in serving it may be put
upon the table ia such massy, un-
tidy, careless way that the value of
it is half lost. The eye is the first
organ of digestion, let us constantly
keep this in mind and have our food
tempting TO the sight.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
Ginger Creams.

Take one half cup sugar, l cup
lard and one cup of cooking molasses,
place on stove and let 1t just come to
boil, then take it off and let cool till
1t will not cook an egg. Then add
eggs, l teaspoonful ginger and tea
spoonfuIs of soda Mix with flour
sa ne as other cookies, but do not
roll quite so thin.
Mrs. Honsr Kelly,
GA Ash ST., Baraboo, Wis.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
PAIN AROUND The HEART
Means Gas on the Stomach Not Or
ganic Heart Disease.

That pain around your heart means
pressure of gas, the result of indigestion.
It does not mean heart disease. Pain in
the region of the heart is almost never
present in organic heart trouble.
Strength for the stomach is the one
thing needed: DIR; Williams Pink Pills,
one after each meal, and little care in
the diet, will correct most cases.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are a tonic
and positively strengthen and purify the
blood. The renewed blood restores the
digestive organs and gives relief that is
permanent.
This is the tonic treatment for indi-
gestion. You can begin this treatment
today and start on the road to health by
getting box of DR.. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People from the nearest drug
store.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
Bread OmeIet.

One cup bread crumbs, one cup
sweet milk, six eggs, salt and pepper.
Mix the bread crumbs and milk and
let it stand together over night. In
the morning beat the eggs we'll, mix
with the bread crumbs, add the salt
and pepper and bake in a buttered
pan in hot oven. Serve with a
tomato sauce made as follows; Melt
two tablespoonfuls of butter in a
saucepan; when melted stir into it
two tablespoons flour, and when this
is smooth paste stir into it a cup of
strained canned tomatoes, add a little
grated nutmeg and serve hot with the
omelet.
Mrs IT x PAGE
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

One way to settle the Mexican ques-
ton, probably would be to let those
greasers get a glimpse of the new
dreadnaught Texas.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

Filipinos, who left home to travel
with a show, are stranded in Belgium.
The Filipino is not nearly SO success
full q Snowman as the American
Indian.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

AnyCS AOLuC.
Myron Cornish of The II. w. was a
Thanksgiving guest at the John Her.
ington home.
Victor Sanderson of Evansville
came to Baraboo to polish drumstick
with relatives on turkey day.
Willard Hathaway and children,
Mrs. Pigg and daughter, Miss Ada,
spent Thursday in Merrimack.
Miss Gertrude Hull, who teaches in
Kilbourn, came home to spend the
weekend with her parents in Baraboo.
Nellie Canary went to Footville
Wednesday for visit with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. Canary.
Mrs. A. McDermott went to Mil
waukee Wednesday where she will
visit relatives for an indefinite time.
Miss Lucille Warren of the ssuniver-
sity was at the home of her mother,
Mrs. M. A. Warren, for Thanks.
giving.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Judevine and
two daughters and Mrs. Judevine, Sr
helped Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Warne
dispose of fine dinner yesterday.
Miss Nellie Smith and Paul Rich
ardson of Madison spent Thanksgiving
with Conductor and Mrs. q. h.
Schmidt.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. s. ErswelI and
Mrs. Noble were royalty entertained
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. j. B.
Donovan yesterday.
Mrs. Frank Moore has returned to
her home in Hillsboro after visiting
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. William
Leeper in Baraboo.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur HsZen and
children, Helen and Howard, visited
with Mr.. and Mrs. Charles May in La
Crosse on Thanksgiving
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Herfort are in
Green Bay with their son and wife.
Mrs. M. w. began was in Wyeville
Thursday with her husband.
Mrs. A. Fl Hewitt and son, Arthur
have returned to their home in Ar
lington, South Dakota, after an ex-
tended visit withIrelatlves here and in
Evanston.
Miss Ada c. Berry of Waukesha
is guest at the home of her sister,
Mrs. Arthur Hazen, in Baraboo.
Mrs. &. II. Osthoff and daughter,
Lois, are in Mcmillan with Mrs.
Osthoff7s mother, MIS-. Mcpherson.
Mrs. Timothy Kelly of Reedsburg
has returned after visiting at the home
of Engineer and Mis-. Edward Terry.
Mrs. G.. Johnson has returned from
visit in Appleton and is with her
daughter, MIS-. LIE wis, in Baraboo.
Mrs. Hamilton has returned from a
months visit with Mrs. Pearl Wallace
in Watertown, South Dakota.
Mrs. George Holmes went to Hill
point Wednesday to visit her mother,
Mrs. Leon Stabnaw, who has been Ill.
Mrs. Oscar Scholtz and three child
rem went to LaValle Wednesday to
visit at the Emil Rehbein and Herman
Scholtz homes.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Neibuhr and
son, Arthur, enjoyed Thanksgiving
dinner with Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
JOrg, Eighth avenue.
Mrs. II. G. Gropp and daughter,
May, ate Thanksgiving dinner with
Mrs. Crops father, Henry Luckens-
meier, in ADleman.
Miss Florence White, who teaches
near Merrimack is at the home of her
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Henry White,
for the week. end.
About IS couples made merry at the
dance last evening, at the K. G. Hall.
The music was by the Maeder or
chestra.
Mrs. Benjamin Spiegelburg, daugh
ters, Leona and Lucille, of Dale were
Thanksgiving guests of John Koenig
and other relatives in Baraboo.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

The closely calculating. citizen is
likely to feel that the labor involved
in solving income tax problems is
entitled to some consideration.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

It may be suggested that Europe
should attend 10 lis Turkey before
worrying about Americas dove OF
peace.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
THURSDAY, DEC. 4, 1913.

Like the comet whose approach in
vites forebodings, Mrs. Pankhurst
proved picturesque and harmless.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04
SteWed Kidneys

Cut the kidneys in THU slices, let
them soak in cold sailed water for
half an hour, then draiu them and
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

Lee, Radtke Hdw. Co.
LaValle; LaValle Hdw. Co.
Lime Ridge, Copley & Schluter
North Freedom, No. Freedom Hdw. Co.
Spring Green,
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-12-04

Plain, Cramer Bros.
Prairie du Sac, Accola Bros.
Prairie du Sac, Edwin L. Sprecher
Reedsburg, Aug. Seifert Hdw. Co.
Lins & Hood
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-26

PEOPLE AND THINGS
If we may judge the future by
the past, however, both the Re
publicans and Progressives had
better get out an injunction to
prevent Hearst from Topping
their way. He generally fops
when he gets licked, and that was
some 1ambasting the people of
Chicago gave him yesterday.
In the meantime, just watch
ambitious Democrats cutting
loose and slipping away from the
Hearst machine.
But that loud and hilarious
laughter you hear all over town
comes from workingmen who
had hand in yesterdays doings.
Any Madero who stays in
Mexico now may be called an adj
vocate of race suicide.
Democrats ought to file suit
for a divorce from Hearst on
grounds of cruelty to candidates.
"Let us send no more notes to
Mexico. Examiner.
Let us keep from buttin' in on
Mexico's family affairs.
The revolutions In Mexico can
be traced to a simple cause. Mex
leo is an agricultural country. A
lot of hogs have grabbed off all
the land, and the poems are starv-
ing.
Willie RANDOLPH Hearst is one
of the hogs who grabbed off Mex
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-26


gasolene.
Besides that, he had at least
five blowOutS.
His carburetter is on the bum
and both cylinders are pounding.
Outside of that, his 1913 model
two-lunger H.-FI. machine is do
ing fairly well, and Andy Law
renee can preside over the lodge
. of sorrow at Vogelsang's tonight.
Hoyne got a close shave last
year, but yesterday Richert got
a hair cut, a Turkish bath and a
sandPaper massage.
And, in the meantime, Pres.
Mccormick kicked two Hearst
cadets off the civil service com
mission.
To say nothing of burglars en-
tering the office of Hearst's cute
little private sheriff and swiping
about everything but the sheriff
himself.
If the robbers will kindly come
back and steal thinner all will be
forgiven and no questions asked.
Altogether it was a bad day for
Hearstism in Chicago, and the
next day it showed.
All the same there is consola-
ton even in disaster, and Nanny
Abrahams was saved from the
wreck-by an eyelash. Handy
Andy can now fall on Manny's
rough neck and weep.
One of the funny things about
the primary was that every big
newspaper in town was pulling
for Richert, yet Flynn cleaned