Tombstone epitaph., 1913-01-26


 k, .... Io invented alright chamber hold body from which the air be exhausted his theory being that signs of M if exist will manifest themselves the air pressure essens
 rural mail carrier Iowa has shielded because he could understand the workings the parcel post Many people including company heads will sympathze with his melancholy bewilderment Bogus stock brokers had better give Arizona wide berth as the corporation commission don't to permit any swindng ofthat kind in the state Good for the commission,
 Arizona for the first time in its history today its for president and vice president oth United States and honored itself and its people by voting for Wilson and Mar shah
 Ambassador Caero who has just resigned his position Washington the of the Mexican government policy He still proclaims his loyalty the estab hed Mexican government however and the Mexican nation that any failure collapse of that government would be but the signal for continued revolutionary activity and the deepestdyed revouionist in Mexico be the point where he prepared concede that Mexico has had revolutions a-plenty,
 Merely prove his theory of education by presenting Professor Boris Sds worked out his William As result youngstcr became of the phe- of the attaining mental stature at ten that fairly stounded the educational world The Professor writes
 My William is fourteen years of ago. studies at Harvard has taken many advanced studies with credit, and will graduate next year Hes quite tall five feet and one-hal inches and weighs hundred and thrtyhree pounds He physically far superior to the average boy of his age. Hes strong sturdy boy with complexion that
 
 jolly, overbrimming with merriment and humor.
 The three chief duties of smile flies and howl for good roads legal decision relieves him of the duty of taking care of his family:
 There be considerable trouble the law doesn't allow the wife to testify against her husband in when the wife would be the only person to know tbe circumstances Fortunately this of the things that unscrambled, says the Tucson Star
 Eugene Chain Tucson is attending the Prohibition Indianapolis and has advanced plan for raising 
 in 1916. His plan was adopted. Now if he can get it ar ranged so that part of that be spent right here will be considered good financial move by Arzonans
 Getting back to the weather: Did you anything finer in the way of mdwnter weather?
 you have stood firm in that resolution made the first of the year you deserve credit have failed you console yourself with the thought that better to resolved and lost than never to have resolved at all
 Hint to Mir Taft Less than fifty days remain in which the republican administration will remain in ofceust about time enough for the president take trip to- Honolulu sand return for the big doins March A.
 MT Bryan holds that cabinet appointments should be bestowed reward He contends that the future not past should be considered great many prominent politicians thought of hats too deep for them especially some of them who think they should be in the cabinet because of work they did during the pagn or because they gave to the campaign fund
 Bill Rockefeller and lot of other high finance who are wanted by the tIus committee are maintaining "dpnifed silence" There lot of in every peni tentiary who doing the same thing
 Gen Antonio Rabago headed direct for Chihuahua where he take charge of the campaign against the Red Flag rebel bandits and to be hoped that his in that direction will be crowned with greater of than attended his immediate predecessors Missouri is to have Blue Sky" law after the order of the Arizona law the weather will pay particular attention to and if the Missoans blue sky in the time they will be obliged to come to Arizona
 Speaking of inconsistent things What do you think oi Harry Thaw insane asylum appear witness in civil suit. Green is said to resul the eyes. Many of have noticed this in looking at a roll of "loug green' John Pussafszahas has just died at great age. He lived with that than years. He wasn't soda water clerk Balkan the implies but Chippewa Indian who drank nothing but waere mineral and Castro had been refused admission this country The principle objection made him by the immigration officer was Castro awful lar Lucky for lot of us are already in this country,