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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10
Rather FATTY.

'This article says oleomargarine is
made of beef fat"
eyes, and the person who eats lots
Of it will be fat"
''Well. II beef fat makes person be
fat that is nothing to beef at."-Hous-
ston Post.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10
NOTES OF LOCAL INCIDENTS
AND
NEWS OF LOCAL INTEREST

Stones Special soft coal. Once
tried always used. adv.
Smoke the Big Stone. Made at Nor
ris. Ten years before the public. adv
Frank Coffman was here from Fargo
on business few days of last week.
Irene and Earl Hall are here from
Little Falls visiting friends for a few
days.
Mrs. S. M. Arvig and son Maurice
went to Ortonville yesterday for a
weeks visit
A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Thrallow of Morris town
ship on Oct. 9Th.
Miss Anice Dablow had as her guest
the latter part of last week Miss
Bomback, of Sisseton.
For Sale.-My house, one block
from Catholic church. rooms. all
modern. Peter Miller. adv.3t
Mrs. Aug. Schriber came down
from Willmar last Friday for visit
with her sister, Mrs. Christ Gaffney.
The Ladies Institute will meet Oct.
18th at Mrs. Slawson's. They will
be entertained by Mrs. Slawson, Mrs.
Ashbaugh and Miss HOLMAN.
Leo Green, lineman for the Otter
Tail Power Co., who was taken sick
with typhoid fever. was removed to
the Starbuck hosI itaI last Friday.
The Young Mems Social Club will
give dance at the armory Friday
evening, Oct 18th. Watzke's or
chestra will furnish the music. adv.
Miss Myrtle Lawler arrived last
week from Minneapolis for visit
here after spending the past year
with her sister at Minneapolis
Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Morrill, anc
daughter Hazel autoed here FROM
Sisseton last Friday to visit with hel
sister. Mrs. H. Hadler, and friends
for a couple Of days.
r. L. Huyck, the special sales
man for the Waltham Piano Co. ha
closed out the entire shipment o
pianos and palyer pianos to the fol
lowing we'll known people: E. C
Gilbert, Prof. Grafelman. DR.. Muralt
Chas. Anderson, Carl Scott. F. Welt
Yin, o. J. Perkins. W. F. Rotramel
w. L. Randall. E. W. Peck. Tin
Maloney, Geo. Pushor. A. S. Towner
w. ]. Treinen, Peter Brandt, A
Schultz, Dan Lawler, Emma Ander
son, W. F. Weltzin. N. A. Gunder
son. adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10
SINCERITY.

Lord, help US to live the sincere
life. Give to US that through and
through honesty that accumulates a
moral reserve against sudden strains.
Keep US from riAing living, that
when the winds blow and the lem
pests rage we may find ourselves
unafraid because we have found
reality in the Rock Of Ages.
George A. Miller in "Some Out
door Prayers"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

new hose on Tuesday evening.
Wanted. Some one to do 145 acres
of blowing. VIM. Leuty. adv.
The Eastern Star will hold meet
ing next Tuesday evening, Oct. 14th.
"See the Hansmann corn-busker at
Stone Implement Co.. s warehouse. :"
adv.
especial prices and terms on John
Deere Plows.' Stone Implement
Co. adv.
Remember we pay highest prices
for poultry. Stevens County Produce
Co.. Morris. adv.
The elder Mr.. Kirk is reported
quite sick this week at the home of
his son G.. F. Kirk.
Rhody Keeshan, of Rendsville, has
a badly injured hand. resulting from
cut from piece of glass.
Mrs. Jas. Griffith went to Mime
apolis the first of the week for an ex-
tended visit with Mrs. Pike.
The high school football team will
play the Glenwood team on the local
grounds Saturday afternoon
/
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Seamans have
returned from Wahpeton and are now
living on his farm in Pepperton.
Jack Smith has moved his saloon
into the new room in the Merchants
Hotel on the site of his former loca.
ton.
Mrs. E. J. Jones expects to leave
Saturday for an extended visit witt
Mrs. A. W. Jones at Moose Jaw,
Canada.
Miss Emerson, who taught in the
schools here last year but is now a
Willmar. spent the week end as the
guest of Mrs. F. R. Putnam.
District court will convene mex
week. The calendar contains abou
! Is cases and promises to keep the
court busy for week or two.
Wanted. Two or three girls TO-
kitchen and other work at the Farm
School. Good wages. Apply at once
University Farm School, Morris. adv
The Young Mems Social Club vii
give dance at the armory Frida
evening. Oct 18th. Watkze's or
chestra will furnish the music. adv
Misses Anna and Alice Logue hav
returned from extended trips. tn
former having been in South Americ
and Europe and the latter in BIRTHS
Columbia.
The daughter of Mr.. and MIS-
Victor Peterson, of Alberta, Wa
operated on for appendicitis at tn
Starbuck hospital on Oct 18th, and
recovering rapidly.
Mrs. Amos Pusbor pleasantly er
tertained the Elizabeth Reem Circl
on Tuesday afternoon. Mrs. Edwards
District Inspector of the Circles, We
present. She was entertained durin
her visit here by Mrs. Pushor.
Relatives from abroad who attende
the funeral of Miss Katherine Cute
were Mr.. and Mrs. John F. OUR
and Mrs. Thomas Engel, of Mime
apolis, and Mrs. John Adams and MI
Stephen Gutter, of Eau Claire. Wi
We want to furnish every farme
in Stevens, Pope, Grant and Swi1
counties all the New Gold Flour the
use and to do so. until futher notict
we will exchange IS lbs. of Ne
Gould Flour for 1 bu. of No. whea
One Id. less -four for No. 2 whe:
and lbs. less -four for No. 3 whea
Every sack warranted. Morris Gil
Mills. adv.
Our New Gold Flour makes Il
lightest and sweetest loaf of bread {
any flour sold today in Stevens count,
Our price and -four is both satisfac
sry. If your dealer does not keep
send to the mill and we will see thu
ing get it. If you have not been III
Won New Gold send US word to tn;
effect and we will send you a samp
sack to try free of cost. After ont
using it you will not use any 9th,
kind. Price So. so a cwt, Mcrr
City Mills.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

The DeLaval cream separator has
the greatest capacity, does the best
work and wears the longest of any
separator used. Stewart sells them. adv
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

The Young Mems Social Club will
give dance at the armory Friday
evening. Oct. 18th. Watkze's or.
chestra will furnish the music. adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Five and one-half per cent interest,
and cash commission tor choice farm
loans. VIM. Leuty. Morris, MINI. adv
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Seamans have
returned from Wahpeton and are now
living on his farm in Pepperton.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Miss Anice Dablow had as her guest
the latter part of last week Miss
Bomback, of Sisseton.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs, Frank Thrallow of Morris town
ship on Oct. 9Th.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Jack Smith has moved his saloon
into the new room in the Merchants
Hotel on the site of his former loca.
ton.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

am in the market for all the good
potatoes offered for sale, and will pay
highest market prices. See US at
Wells Bros. Hanson Co. store. Tom.
lin & Knight. advtf.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Mr.. Charles ]. Moriarty and Miss
Charlotte Lawler were married at As
sumption church on Monday morning,
Oct. 9Th, at 80. by Rev. Edward
Jones. Miss Alice Lawler, sister of
the bride, acted bridesmaid. and
Mr.. Edward Casey as best man. The
newly married couple left on the
noon train for wedding trip and visit
with friends in Minneapolis. Both
Mr.. Moriarty and bis bride are natives
of Stevens county, the groom being
the son of John Moriarty, of Darnen,
and worthy and progressive young
man who enjoys wide circle of
friends. The bride is a popular and
estimable young lady, daughter of
Jerry Lawler. They will make their
home here, and begin married life
with the best wishes of all for sue
cess in life.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

The Canadian Pacific Railroad offer
the best chance for a renter or a
farmer of small means. They have
three million acres of good land in
western Canada. The most productive
small grain land in all the world.
They want actual settlers only. They
will let you move on for small pay
ment. loan you money for your i'm
provements and to stock your farm
and give 20 years time to pay for all.
For Railroad rates address Depart
ment of Natural Resources, st. Paul,
MINI. Or see their representative
for Stevens and Grant counties. Chas.
Vaughn at Morris. MINI. adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

For Sale.-My house, one block
from Catholic church. 9 rooms. all
modern. Peter Miller. adv. st
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Frank Coffman was here from Fargo
on business few days of last week.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Mrs. S. M. Arvig and son Maurice
went to Ortonville yesterday for a
weeks visit.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

There will be English services in
the Lutheran Free church next Sum
day evening at z AS p. m. A. Olson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

The high school football team will
play the Glenwood team on the local
grounds Saturday afternoon
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Irene and Earl Hall are here from
Little Falls visiting friends for few
days.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Mrs. E. J. Jones expects to leave
Saturday for an extended visit with
Mrs. A. w. Jones at Moose Jaw.
Canada.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

The three.year old son of E. Wick.
strom, of Synnes, fell from a scaffold
last Thursday and broke his arm in
two places. DR.. Game was called and
reduced the fracture.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Auction bills printed at the Tribune
Office, attractively Displayed. and de-
livered when they are promised.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Statesmen making small towns,
whole time or side-line, should carry
our fast selling pocket side.line. Spe-
cial sales plan allowing return OF un-
sold goods. Makes quick easy sales.
$4.O0 commission on each order.
Something entirely new. Write for
outfit today. Garfield Mfg. Co., FOG
Sigel ST., Chicago, Ill. adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Wanted-One or two young men
to work at University Farm. Morris.
adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

We want to furnish every farmer
in Stevens, Pope, Grant and Swift
counties all the New Gold Flour they
use and to do so. until futher notice.
we will exchange 35 lbs. of New
Gould Flour for 1 bu. of No. wheat.
One Id. less -four for No. wheat
and 3 lbs. less -four for No. wheat.
Every sack warranted. Morris City
Mills. adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Mrs. Aug. Schriber came down
from Willmar last Friday for visit
with her sister, Mrs. Christ Gaffney.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Mrs. Jas. Griffith went to Mime
apolis the first of the week for an ex-
tended visit with Mrs. Pike.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Eye-sight restored. By DR.. Bro.
kaw eye specialist at Krueger's drug
store, Morris the 9th and 9TH of every
month. Painful head and eyes made
painless. Prices always lowest. ady
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Rev. j. E. Parker left this week
for Los Angeles, CAL, to be gone for
three weeks. After spending a few
days at Los Angeles he will return
to Kansas City to attend the national
council of Congregational churches.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

Smoke the Big Stone. Made at Nor
ris. Ten years before the public. adv
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

For wells. wind mills and Fair
banks Morse & Co. gasoline engines,
call on D. and j. Lawler. adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-10-10

For honest weight, honest test and
market price, bring your cream, eggs
and poultry to US. We will guarantee
you square deal. See US before you
sell. Stevens Co. Produce Co.
advtf.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17
WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER II, 1913.
THE STORM SEWERS.

1t has been suggested that the storm
sewers Of Brownsville are in the way Of
being filled UP from the outside dirt and
rubbish from the streets coming i'll
through the ~catchbasins as the walks are
washed by the fire hose. The washings
contain some of the OOzings from thu ce-
csOte blocks. and the lust mixed with the
oOze has a tendency to solidify the dirt
in a way that makes il hare to remove
The suggestion is worth some attention
from those who are concerned to give it
attentiOn-though. as a matter OF fact,
all citizens Of Brownsville are concern
ed in the matter.
We are now come to the rainy season
of the %year--tO the period oftheautumnal
equinox, Without stopping to argue re
lation of the equinox to meteOrology. we
have only to remember that we are in Il
season when we hear daily of rains. to
a depth of six to ten inches. falling al
most daily i'm some parts Of Texas. No
one has come forward willing to insure
Brownsville from such dOwnpours as
that. II just one such rain should come
here, with the c~atchbasins full # trash,
il needs no prophetic wisdom to under
stand that the outcime wouM mean, trou-
BILE, loss aud endless annoyance.
1t should not taken long for the PEG
pie most concerned to inve Stigat, this
matter. Literally spe king, it would be
very much worth while to look into the
catchbasins and to take into account the
" 80.
amount of rubbish they are letting into
falls in Texas within the last few days
that would tax the capacity Of our drain
age to the utmost without any needless
or p~reventable obstruction TO the drain
age by mud, and other accumulations Of
stuff from the streets.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17
MARKET REVIEW.

Houston, Tex, Sept. 1.-THE heavy
rains of a week have been a severe blow
to the Texas rotton crop has escaped the
beating down that resulted during the
downpOurs. Tn many localities where the
fl Ids were white with the broken fluffy
bolis they are as green as a hay fed
with the cotton hanging limp under the
stalk or buried IN the mud.
A season Of. warm dry weather and
plenty of sunshine will rejuvenate great
part of the crop. Until then picking is
at a standstill. gins are not turning Il
wheel and the great machine of cotton
prod8tion is standing idle until thu
weather clears.
Other states in the cotton belt have not
suffered as Texas. Some rains have fall
eli in the Eeastern belt. but they are dcs-
cribed as beneficial.
Fall trade is opening over the coast
country. This is helped by the cool wea-
Their occasioned by the rainy spell, while
money is easier with the increasing move
ment of the crops. Anyway the rains will
be of aid to TIL. late crops.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17
LYF0RD LETTER
Especial STAFF Correspondence

Lyford. Tex. ept.~16.-Dr. w. p.
Webb of San Benito will soon become a
citizen of Lyford. A doctor has been
needed for some time and DIR. Webb will
be much appreciated.
The Lyfyrd band will give an open air
concert Tuesday evening Sept. ii on the
hotel lawn. in honor of the hotel opening.
w. s. Brown is the new manager of the
hotel.
w. +. Brugman and family have gone
to Chicago for a visit with friends and
relatives.
Leander Penson has traded his Ford
car to H. II. Keene for his team of
mules.
Tha rainfall this week has amounted
to half an inch. A few farmers are
through with their cotton and have their
ground ready for a fall crop.
A. NJ. Deyo. ID. G.. Osborn. w. II.
Harding f. w. Archer. G.. G.. Perkins
We're all Brownsville visitors Tuesday.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17
COST OF LIVING.

Sixty per cent increase in the cost of
living. for the people IT, tn, country.
0G0rnthe average betw, Ell 1870 and 1900.
The investigations by which these figures
were reached were conducted by experts
Of the bureau of labor. In some foo pro.
to ignore even the sixty per cent limit.
Bacon. for instance. shows an advance Of
12S per cent.
Other articles which showed remark
able advances were: Pork chops, Ill per
lent; round steak, 102. ) per cent: smoked
ham, 81 per cent; hens, 16.S per cent;
sirloin steak, To- per cent; rib roast. IS
per cent: lard. 66.5 per cent; corn meal.
57.3 per cent: potatoes. 44.4 per cent
butter. 41.3 per cent; eggs. O.S per cent;
milk. 3S.4 per cent. and flour 2S.6 per
cent. Ii the value of "A dollar is meas
ured by the commodities which ran be
bought with it. then the man who is now
10 fortunate as to possess a dollar might
be interested to compare its value with
its value in 1890. In 1900 the cry against
the cost Of living was becoming rather
disturbing. 1t had risen to Il chorus of
considerable volume. Economists were
writing about it: s.atiSticians were eli
.pering about it: and orators were orat-
ing about it. Yet now we learn that was
really the golden age of cheapness, since
which the cost of living has advanced
sixty per cent.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17
lNTERURBAN MEETINGS
(By G. s. Ncrs Serrjcc !

Waco. Tex. Sept. IL Aparty of the
southwestern Traction Company officials
who are planning the construction of
an mterurban between this place and
Austin. via Temple, visited the towns ON
the route of the proposed line Thursday.
AT each point largely attended meetings
wtreheld and the proper cooperation
was assured. Eddy and Troy pledged
themselves to raise $40 O00 each and also
donate right OF way, while other citiex
along the prop sed road agreed to sub
scribe large amounts.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17
WINS YALE SCHOLARSHIP.

IN a competitive examination held i'll
Chb'ago for a scholarship in Yale Uni
versity. Hayden Hannum. son of +. l..
Iannum Of this city, won the honor and
IS now preparing to enter the Univcr-
sIt.y when il opens on the Goth Of Scptcm
Der. This is quite an honor to a boy Of
only lS years and the Dispatch extends
congratulations to the young man upon
his achieyment.-Donna Dispatch.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17
A GOOD SUGGESTION.

Now that the farmers are harvesting
their cirn. we would suggest that they
save the best ears for seed. as it is a
well known fact that corn that is accli.
mated to the Valley makes better seed
corn than that grown anywhere else.
1t will be worth the trouble taken to
pick over the corn for the best ears and
they can be kept safe from the weevil by
treating with by sulphide of CARBON
Donna Dispatch.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17

The tariff bill was not passed hurried
" nor framed carelessly. Why it was five
it was subjected to the close possible
scrutiny. No other tariff bill in recent
years occupied 80 much time between its
its Introduction and its passage. We
shall be neither grieved nor dishearten-
ed If time shall disclose a few imperfec-
lions in it. Nevertheless we shall both
be grieved and disappointed if time does
not how il to be the best ever.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17

The first number of the Coughrau oh
server m to the Herald exchange
Atacosa county. It's purpose, rs cditori-
ally announced. is not to I'LL 4 long felt
want" but rather TO 'caryc out "A niche
wherein it may prove Of service " I'm its
news columns we find the announcements
that John c. Willacv will not te a can
or. The fact is mentioned, in that con
nection that Frank Burmeistrr is favor
ably considered. as a desirable successor
to Mr.. Willacy.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17

There is room for several hundred ca
pable cotton pickers i'm Williamson
county-county just north of Austin.
Any idle person who is out Of work,
and who would rather not be ont Of work
can secure good wages mp in Williamson
county. This is not an advertisement. 1t
is a statement of fact. cheerfully given
publicity for the benefit of cotton grow
ers up in the black land belt.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17
BIG P. 0. TASK

Tn accordance with instructions from
Postmaster General Burleson every post
master. railway mail clerk and OthtrS d.
rectly affected bv the order will at L.
o'clock noon Saturday. make a correct
inventory Of all mail equipment, such as
mail bags. pouches. locks. etc, in order
that Uncle Sam may learn just how rich
he is in this class of property. This is
the first step in an investigation to as
certain the value and condition of all
postoffice property in the United States.
At a later date all other property in
the postof1iceS of the country will be
listed. The idea j. original with Post
General Burleson. There is no
one who can come anywhere near a cor
rect estimate Of the assets Of the post
Office department. The postmaster gen
.eral proposes to find out. and in a short
time will issue the necessary orders.
That the undertaking will be a gigantic
one may be better understood when it is
stated there are $4,000 postofices jim the
United States, to say nothing of about
as MANY branches and the equipment
that is constantly in transit.
M XE $500
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-09-17

No one seems to anxious to pat Mr..
Thaw out of his misery|legally speak
ing. There seems to be a Discrimination
to turn him loose, and a bit of hesita-
ton about keeping him. At present
while not definitely released by the fed
eral court. he is within its possession
and has probably nothing more to fear
from any attempts to kidnap him.