Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-07-27

Da China boys COM back to homa
plate. We max grand scoop up IN ia
west. COM back weeth da teama. Bay
leev' me, 1t is vera good to gat back TO
washeenton an da homemade spaghetti
All da Washeengton peep nova from
downtown to branch ofi1ce uptown, on
Florida av'. Evratheeng is vera quiet on "a
polfa link. Da onla tim da Scotch goifa
gam is play is wen da hasa ball team IL
on da trip. Da firsta gam is weetn
George Stovallo an his stove league
teama-da Brown boys. Georgia is wan OF
da real hasa ball men in Unita State. II
Col. Hedge would onla go back to da
bush league teama. my frand Georgia
would put Saint Louisa on da hasa ball
map. Bumgardner is firsta pitch for da
Brown boys. Engla is pitch for WASH
eenton. Joe use da bean ball: vera
swifta. Crack!!! Befora da peep In
erandstan' can tighten up. da ball soaka
sam Magnoo on da bean-da coke. He
droppa lika tonna coal. Sam is greata
sport; wan bravo boy. He refusa to
leev da feel in Chicka Da Gandil new
automobile ambulance wagg'. He hike
from da feel on his own feet. Da new
rule say. "wen da pitch hit da catch OF
49,
bench" Dees is why Engla MAX room
In da gam for Tomato Hughsa, da pinch
pitch. Dey have two pinch umpire in da
gam. Wan is nam Fourguesses; other
wan is Tomato Conley. Does boys learna
da gam in hasa ball nighta school. To-
mato Conley chase T. Hughes from da
gam. He slappa his chesta vera proud.
He say, I'm deesa gam we can hav' onla
wan Tomate-datsa me-" Anyway da
Washeenton peep are not vera stronga
for deesa kinda fruit Griff is stronga
for win firsta gam. He sand in da
Swedish peril to twirla da gam. Da
China boys try vera hard to gat wan
hit from Weelman, da human needle. Da
Swedish peril permitta da gam to go
twalve-fourteen inning to breeng Stovallo
an Compta from da dug-outa club
house. l tai you dees is da onla
reason-it is not to maka da fans
late for supper time. Den. frsta. theeng
you know, Shoteena max scratcha hit
to Chicka Da Gandil. Walta Da Johnse
run for play firsta base. Shoteena hav'
safe raze blade for spike in da shoe.
He geev Walta vera close shave on da
leg. Walta Is hero. He pitcha da gam
till 1T gat dark. He use for pitcha onla
wan hand an wan foot. He refusa to
sit in chair wen he pitcha da last treea
four inning. Walta Da Johnse Gala da
gam baycause he hav date to go to
Glen Elk. Also baycause da Saint Louisa
boys are vera tired. Baycause Satur-
day is Birthday Of George Stovallo.
Griff put on da doubla-head gam. Da
firsta gam is baytween Bumgardner an
Bobba Groom. Groom is wan hard luck
pitcha'. Tomato Conley an Fourguesses
max punk daceesh. In da last inning
da string bean is COMA losa da gam.
Den COM vera quick T. Hughsa, da
pinch pitch. He is ell to da spaghetti
weeth da rescue stuffa. He save da
game. Joe Engla, da switza cheese.
pitch shut-out to Earla Bird Hameelton.
Joe geev only wan an wan-half hit. Wan
hit is real hit; da other hit is scratcha
hit. Chicka da Gandil, Fateem da
Fost'. Ray Inorganic. da BALTIMORE grass
hop. an John HEM shine in deesa
gam. Georgia Mack Bride MAX Cincin-
matt, Ohio. hit. Monday 1t Is Young
| Bowleg. Tuesday da Swedisha peril.
| Two an two max cleanup sweepa-