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minutes. before some ciear-syed. decent
chap-his nsighbor from over the way
or down the street-strolls along ana
asks him how the funny old seeds are
making out. Then the two loan against
the fence. talking radishes and roses.
and from that get TO creating policies
Tor nations.
The commuters wife has lot OF
cheerful houses to run into" when she
feels like It. and when she doesn't feel
like It there 10 no dearth OF wholesome
women neigh ors to drop In on her.
But II you stand at the entrance OF
your big city apartment. smoking
perfectly good cigar and waiting for
somebody to stroll along with whom
you might have . littie human-beng
conversation about nothing In particular.
what happens?
Why. tho saddie-covered elevator boy
from st. Kits gazes at you out OF
glittering suspicious eyes. and after a
while the janitor from Upsalla In Sweden
comes along and asks you II you have
lost anything, and then intimates that
you are muddying UP the vestioule.
And your feilow-tenants. coming and
going. glare At you a. II they felt dead
sure that you were waiting for a chance
to rob the vestibuIs letter boxes. Then
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SSSssSssSSSsssSSSSs sSSSSSSsSss
Mrs. Jarr, for Once, Finds Reason
To Rejoice That She Isn't Rich


vuisarr said Mrs. Stryver. pokinr her
nephew In his thin little ribs.
A. ana don't look at those acrobats IN
INC trapese" Mrs. Mudrid ge-Smith al.
vssd the little girl. They'll make
you d'szy. and then you'll be siek!
AeShwhiie Willie and Emma Jsrr ana
'ne'r parents were laughing 1t the
clowns suffrasstts p,y>d>
Let 10 go!" said Clara Mudr.dRe.
SMITH, rising. Such . Grass and low
moekery OF the Cause Of SuffrsRs n an
insult to true womanhood!"
what could DOR replied Mrs. stry.
vsr. You know how those children
simply psstered the life out Of me 10
come. Selfish little wretches!"
Tell them not to look. Punlsh than
II they look" advised Mrs.. Nudrid "a.
Saith.
Il do not know why my sister should
put such responsibility on mel" sighed
Mrs. Stryvsr. Lionel 10 such n ner.
vous child and will 10 shrlekins out IN
his saecp after seeing these thinss. star
his hands. He's biting lis nails!.
Mrs. Audridge-Smith did not slap, blu,
che jsrksd the little boys hand from
his mouth Just when his teeth ver.
closed. In consequence he screamed
with pain and began to cry.
"Thsrer cried Mrs. stryver. That,
the thanks one Gets for trying to civ,
enjoyment to young ones! Well, thi,
will be the last time Ermintruds, yor
are stoopins again"
Nov, don't ask for lemonade. W.
NH
vissd Mrs. Mudridge-Smith.
The unfortunate children with than
had not thought Of lemonade until thu,
reminded. whereat. and also seelnr IN,
Jarr children were to b served, the,
commenced to whin,psr that they wsr.
thirsty.
ibid you bring the individual drink.
ing cups Auntie bought your" asked
Mrs stryver. "of course not! We'll
then. certainly you cannot drink from
glasses handled by everybody"
At this edict the two unfortunate chill
drsn. being psstsrsd to revolt bscaml
hysterical.
Come. bring them right QUIT" er1et
Mrs. stryver. rising and yanking tn,
little girl. We'll send them home with
the chauffeur and 90 to the bridge gam,
We should have gone to In the nrs
place"
And they hailed the bawlins chiidrs,
out
Don't lean 90 far out Of the bog
Wluew cautioned Mr.. Jsrr.
Let tho children DO exactly whs
thsy want tor interposed Mrs. Jar
THANK goodness We are poor snousl
TO enjoy things"
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@0AMENTING upon tho Daily Mails prize Of $4,000 for
flight the Atlantic By hydroaeroplane, Lieut. Pogs
pilot aviator Of Rome. sad n the first place. the thing
impossible in the second place. great surprises in store for "a"
volume could express the situation comprehensvsly
Some aviato Of note, declaring the thing impossible with existing
machinery and fuel there Others take Of their hopes
rather than Of thar fss and predict While Americana
British Germans and Italians have been consulted among the
French the sanguns experts found II expect to fly
America ys vsdnss and that before very great WHILE" y"
predict the Atlantic win b crossed By hydoaeropns within two
years." says n Beaumont.
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~ ". AAos NV 1oH evening W0f1dl.
you stink back up to your apartmans
feeling sort Of hangdog. and your ~
somensss hasn't been amsliorat 4
cents worth.
There are tens OF Thousands OF u.lelsky
nice. agreeable people In this town. ~.
Ing In apartments. whose gregartous
instincts are starving for the need a q
little human companionship 70 break
the monotony Of coll life. Some Of them
have lived here for many years. They
want to get acquainted. bat they emit.
They can't take the necessary chances.
You can't walk up to the sauars-looatne
chap you meet on the street or car and
say to him:
Look here. Bill. like your appear.
ance. Ws're lonesome at our fiat
Here's my address. Drop In some eve.
ming and we'll have . smoke Ana a
chat"
But there ought to b some feasib,s
way for agreeable people suffering from
the unrelieved dulness Of apartment NJ.
to get acquainted with each other. WV
not put IN advertisement in q few AZ
tho newspapers? Let Il read somethins
like this:
Married couple Of GOOD rsputa
wrought upon by tho lonesom sness ana
rnonotony Of fiat life In this town. want
to get acquainted with q few couples OF
the same sort who find themsslys.
undergoing similar experience. They
wish TO know couples who are neither
hopelessly snug nor overwhelmed "a
gayness.
The purpose sought Ia not aIl.nirh.
poker seances. ragtims musicales. nor
yet phonograph-playtng futtiity. but 1ust
occasional visits back and forth. with
some taik pitched upon = homsly ~
helpful plane.
"There 10 generally something xood "a
eat and drink in the apartment, cirasu
and pipes splenty. End music 10 relieve
the situation when the talk begins -
lag" =,
II might work ont. F'
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Copyright. 1913. BY The P"s PuoiiAl
-1HE Jokesters pasquinaded It
With clumsy shafts Of wit;
i There was. according to thelI
Japes.
No other place like It.
Chicago born and bred are they
Who roast this place OF bliss.
For I have been to Oshkosh
To delightful Oshkosh. wis.
Here springs ethereal mildness comes
And surely hits the mark:
Here Beauty treads with fairy fest
From early dawn iii dark.
Aurora tints the morning sky.
Viov'rs waksn at her kiss
Oh. ills heaven to Do In Oshkosh
= 1sAGhseul osAheeh w
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Getting His Goat.
wELLKNowN local piano s,is,.,

A "ELi~hNo"S local plano sslss0a. -.
"A would riak his life for . woman IN d.,,.. a'
had On opportunity u psev,ss biz h,s,,.,.
~ sf,srnoos ssoauy.
No 80 passing w Hi.sod avenue v>s, h.
happened v observe fair erstuu Who "a,
u,sh.snsa I" ns''s goat In 70, asas ~.
stssst
grabbed the sat b. ~ hons.
Up and down. hacs and fortA, hs v-sn.t
With the suamal. until ~ two vsss sus.,I,. A.
ths middle Il The stssstess trseh.
whsa ~ nnt sss eaAs along the notov-..
put % ~ bnhs, and Tho saadsets, 60 nm.
nins 70 zee what vss wrong.
"1ssi hssr' h sstsl. "yss est - -.
thiaG 90 ths carr
u dsa't sass y ~ n =. Ssas.s mr. -
80 :: .::: = ''~ :. ~ H@"-s'''s''''
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WARNING OF THE ICE KINGS.

YITH the nes the price ice to large consumer New
w York gets the Arst intiaton Of the way which small
store Of ice u 10 b made to yield ample to
the ice companies larger would The inmaon
compani moreover good moral pecep and appeal thrift
"wasts not not say s moralixng Ist al b
thrifty and each viii ct enough"
The morality excellent the philosophy sound and the economics
ndipuabs There 10 much ice wasted in this prodg city We
waste in summer heat and in winters cold not only through
esssnsss and PRODUCTIVITY in using it, but also by misusng and
By auns It Theofs may we'll give heed to the counes Of
To es n when they that everybody doesn't Join in
sd practice Of loo economy somebody going suffer lack
q 10 when II will b sorsy needed
Unfortunately enforcs universal economy and
n has taught demand ice necessary, looks
pretty and like luxury We shall thsn We co.
When the stress shall console tho thought
onAnext winter wfl b Q hard one
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RESOURCES OF AN AMERICAN SAILOR.

YEN Admiral Farragut conceived the daring plan of run
w ming past Confederate fors Jackson and St. Philip
6fyone years ago this month he not only dfed but de-
molished all navy traditions and rules Of
The bavest and most eneprisng officers in the navy opposed
the risk Of bjeng wooden ships sailing and shallow
channel the destructive fire Of shore batteries armed with heavy
guns
remained for the inventive genius Of the chief engineer Of the
ase John Morse Of the Richmond who died in Rdgewood j.,
Sunday to contribute largely to Faaguts by dubng tho
bulls Of Of the vessels with yellow river mud and to sheet
cables fore and aft protect the machinery and to form sort Of
sznor plate for the vessel
Two and months later when the Kesrsage sank the
Alabama OF the harbor Of Cherbourg the Confederate captain
tested bcauss Capt wnsow had protected his machinery by the
methods used by Chief Engineer Moore in the Mssssppi
While the Farragut and wnslow imperhabe the
znks their victories complete
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tssktoR ~ sattns The bssslfsst Ia WHOA
ls6o1so = NJ esaosaly. says ~ 0aahs Rss.
psasstiy ~ hishs u ~ ND sssssvsd The
ssessua ~ w. psyias M "wess ~
lsslk9 = ~ f0sf~. h sshsd, h tus euiaaity.
'Th1nb II . tsasssa ssshasss "Na" sspnss
~ nsA sssgi ~ ] ~ ~ m rsnlsd
- ~ ! ssstse hsss.s "sssstAsssti"
- - ssss ~. vxas = ~ Ssaasss'
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-04-03
WHERE A NEW DEAL is NEEDED

" IERE possible in this mutabe world for anything to stand
w PIT permanently the Fifth Avenue Stage Company
W would probably delight in doing it.
appea that under the Law that company it, lines
sug streets in Manhattan without getting Board
Il Esmas that obtain virtually perpetual exclusive
franchise for any street which permsson operate from
ths Public Service Commission long eves .pv
lind Of service, however scant
competing company the other hand such formed
would have to get consent Of majority the
along the routes puposed franchise
Of Estimate and certificate of public from the Public
Service Commission With all these could get franchise for bu
twenty-five with renewal and that not eel
any street along which the Fifth Avenue Stage Comu,
operating for distance Of than 1000 feet
All Of which shows the Fifth Avenue Company has standp
hsnd-provided it prevent deal
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- URD enough. the boz holdlas the
Jarr family at the circus Va
~ right next 70 the box IN wn'cp
we're seated Mrs. Clara Audrldss'
Smith. Mrs. stryver and the istts's
palid little niece aud ephsw.
Mrs. Jarr gave . start OF SURPRISE
when she entered the box ahead OF hsr
charges and then Q pleased smile over
spread her facA 49,.
How delightful to see you here'
she cried. (Her tone implied ana
you've got nothing on U.s. We've tot .
box for OUR children. toor).
"Dre.dfui bore. though. isn't itr' re-
piled Mrs. Stryvsr.
We had to come TO bring these"
added Clara Mudridge-smith.
And she indicated Mrs. Stryvsr'a Nttls
niece and nephew a. though they were
oockroaches or poor relations or some
sort Of pest that arlicts US. This 10 tbs
attitude most ohildless women assume
toward little ones, and II makes . real
mothers blood boil
ITS too bad about youi" rstortst
Mrs. Jarr. for she didn't care what shs
said In such cases. "Its a pity ~
didn't bring your Pomsranian."
1T would DO too much for Fth''
nerves." said Mra kudridgs-smith
iangu lshingiy.
"Humphr' sa,d Mr.. 5arr. and sh'
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" Co. The New York Evsnins w6rli).
"a INT ths ban from many . spot }
The ribald wits deride.
from kalamazoo. and Pomptou. too,
the Eris's JOY and pride.
from classic Hsckensask, N. !, u
ROBBED like semiramis,
FOR nave been to Oskkosh-
To delightful Oshkosh. Wis.
It's many mile to New York town.
OF course. I'd fain be there
And tho the place has Joys Eslora
In which ia Ike to share.
MY festive muse would not rseuss
To choose q place like this;
would end my days In Oshkosh
In ethereal Oshkosh. W.T.
Oee&osA 1AaeA = .s.fs
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'1rn;. to Join her chlldrsn's sAza.
which was directed to the delights
around them.
Nov don't try to see sverything as
once" said Mra et'2vsr shaking her
charges. Ermintrvds. Why don't you
pu: on your siovssf Lionel straightsn
your tisi"
Il suppose we'll have to sit all
throug. IT." said Clara l6udridss-emith.
yaWning. why Aidn's We send ~
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children here with the butler or the
maidf"
Fortunately. ne Jar children were
20 interested in the circus sights ana
sounds that thsy heard or saw nothing
elsa But Il made .1ss. Jar fidgetty
to watch how the poo: little rich ch:l'
drea In the next boz were being
hectored ana personally conducted In
thsis sn5oymsnt
Don't leok At The clowns. TAsy are
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A YOUNG pss % local nsssrspsf ~ ~
~ ssstiy gwen eharss Of the "Hsirs fos sub
ssbsnitss" column IN the sbssncs Of III
ssgu;a editor. TIE youns gentleman msnAsed u
uaAs thssvsh ~ majority d the pssplssins Quss-
ssons 10 his dAy's s.sl until a. last b cams to .
ssicsass. Aushins into the ssvs room. ~ steppsl
bsaAs thu city sditos's dsss and asksd. "Nr.
-, esa you tell NJ bow TO treat SICK bsssi''
with ssspsct," sstortsd tbs city editor - 10
snA hi psusai d ~ Oval sAsss.-basses
IavelW.
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the commuttr lives.
Hut II isn't. The
c O m m ter has
neigh borS. + b Q y
are wholesome
neigh bors that can
BE- relied v p o n
else they wouldn't
DO commuters.
OF Q mild spring
evening the com.
muter has only to
lounge In his front
yard. sn ok!ng his
pipe. for about two
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The Taxidermist.

~ OwIAAND WARD. probably the
X most famous tAxiderrnist in ths
1 y world. u dead In London. His
father. Hsary Ward. accompanied tas
famous naturslist. Audubon, on his
travels. His career ~ . tsxi(srmiss sx.
$500 Os>1 1oOo1 vO0DA
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-04-03
The Days Good Stories

~ the Made rstor. But somsthins bspn.p "A
10 hin whiehI never happsa to yoa!" what.
thaif Dsd . millionaire did her" The m..s..
npI vss crushing 'xo; b "a. seSs.pasu,
drowned whiis bathinsr"
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happens IN any we'll regulated
family. there were some lively discus
sions OF disputed questions. the O'Fer-
rails being Virginlans and DR.. Trist hav-
Ing served with the Confederate army
ali through the war. Especially was there
. ripple one day when Gen. sherman
had been the guest OF senator HART.
son. who had followed the General 10
Atlanta and had been with him when
Gen. Joe Johnstone surrendered.
YES" said the Senator. Il am. I SUP.
pose . strong partisan. and I should
feel just a. you Southern people do but
for lndianaism. / was honest in lighting
Tor the Union and I an honest In poll.
tics. though Blue Jeans Williams, v-ho
fought me In the campaign for Gov.
ernor. said was too close to b. honest
and I would steal y cen, OF . dead In
dams eyes,"
II Senator Harrison had been a NOR.
tactful politician ae Nigh, nave aeen a
shade less honest but wos.d have osen
more successful. II was said os hl:,
when he was President that II De talked
TO . thousand men in a body he woui
but II he talked TO each ono separately
Rnk "A hnrast
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WYE entirely property Of the little Vermont
w Yankee who kept boarding house. giving us all
w the comforts Of homo without any u its 1ncon.
veniencss that when Il suited her she cold - With
the Of the china and furniture without saying a. much
by leave" announcing to our coRoo just
three days before the purchaser TO take possession
The house . double or. rather. two houses
opening into each other Judge OTerra then 0smbess
Of the House from Virginia ard aferward Governor with
his family occupied hrst floor house. son az
/ the first floor OF the adjoining
The second floors occupied by Senator ana Ma
Harrison Dr. his daughter Mrs. Scott Lofd
the father and sister Of Mrs. Harrison There was one day
boarder. Dr. IL b. Tris the grsat-grandson OF Thomas
Jefferson and II interesting sat around the
big table Trst and Senator Harrison exchange
af and mud.
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80 e IN oody he would . Of
But ne was honest and Independent PRESIDENT
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The Heal ''Lonesomehurst''
Is in the Big City's Heart
BY Clarence L. Cullen
York pvsnins Wosidl.

nvnis
feeling hangdog your
IL
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iPreSid entS
gIHaVe Known
9 By Mrs. Gen. Pickett

Is NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 0S.sasS.s1
,r,.h, 1918 b. Puhushias
o-PRESlDENT BENJAMIN. HAkRlSO
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-24
Shake-Up in Yale Team
as Marting Twists Ankle

fensivc PLAYER. IL fast down the field
The chief worry Of the Yale coaches is
Spicgol. tho little halfhack. who IL one or
the fastest men IN the game on end runs.
IN anticipation Of the Washington ana
jefferson forward pass the squad had a
long drill In blocking these throws before
the teams lined UP for the scrimmage this
afternoon. In the half hours battle the
varsity scored only once, Avery making
the touchdown on a forward pass from
Wilson that he gathered IN over the goal
line
first tine this week. but did not play
was brilliant He played with great snap,
familiar Her" we GO slogan and carry
ing the ball well on plunges through the
line
Tommy Cornell. the track team Splinter,
started the game NJ left half for the var
sity and got away for several end FUNDS.
AinsWorth also was "A steady gamer for
the first team but neither Wilson nor
Pumpelly hit the line hard I'm drives at
centre and tackle
oaks started AZ guard for the scrub. but
was moved To tackle on the varsity.
replacing Talbot. Ben Avery was adj
vanced to end on the first team and Stone
playpd AT the other end OF the line.
stone was fast getting down the field
and tackled viciously.
After the scrimmage Gurnsey. Knowles
and Cornish had drop kicking session
under Or Hulls instruction, and the ends
had "A half hours drill getting down under
puntS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-24
Entire Squad Turns Out at
Cornell for a Lively Prac-
tice-Coaches Drive
N. Y. u.
IBy Telegraph to The Tribune. }

Ithaca. n Y, oct 23.-The hardest
practice of the season came for the Reo
and White squad this afternoon when
Or. Sharpe put his men in final trim Tor
the Pittsburgh game on Saturday.
OF the forty-four men on the squad all
were on the field except Shuler ana NY
land Eighteen of the players appeared
i'm brand new uniforms and soon acquired
the spirit that more was expected oil
them because of their new equipment.
There will be no scarcity of quarter
backs in the Cornell squad. for with
Taber. Schock and Barrett weakness III
this position need not be feared All three
are managing their respective squads ilhs
veterans. Don McCutcheon was pach
at his old position Of right end, having
played in the backfield to I'LL the vacancy
left by Shuler. Hubbard substituted for
while i'm the second team for Taber
and filed the position competently.
Another change was noted by Shelton
PLAYING at fullback on the first team.
O'Hearn's knee still gives him trouble.
and although it is improving, he will play
In the next game. Ftz did not get to the
field until late. but it did not take him
long to get into play, and he kept up to
his usual standard.
Williamson, one of the biggest men in
the line. . badly needed in coming games.
but a kick in the arm in the Bucknell
game has prevented him from doing any
heavy practice this week and cannot be
counted on for week al least.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-24
Short Scrimmage for Williams.
by Telegraph to The TrIbune.l

IBy telegraph TO The Trihune.l
Williamstown. Mass. Oct 23-The Will
iams regulars had only short scrim-
mage here this afternoon with the fresh
man eleven. Clark was at the right wing
position OF the varsity and Tyler played
right tackle on the scrub.
forward pass was responsible for the
only score made against the freshman
by the first team. Toolen executed a
pretty one to Clark. who ran for forty
hve yards and a touchdown. Toolen
made run of the same length soon after
on a run back OF Burr's punt.
The second string men then had a hard
defensive drill against the freshmen.
La Plante. the quarterback. who has been
showing fine form, went over on an end
run. but at the close OF the workout the
substitutes evened up matters on for
ward pass from Chamberlain to Jones.
q. Smith ran the scrub in a snappy
fashion.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-24
BASKETBALL IT COMMERCIAL,
High School Arranges Schedule of
Games-Squad of Twenty Out.

Charles Bove, coach OF the Commercial
High School basketball squad. is slowly
welding together a strong five at the Al
bany avenue school
Wall, MCGOWAN and Baer remain from
last season, but with twenty candidates
out practising Bove expects To fill the
two holes. several football players will
join the squad at the end OF the gridiron
season.
The schedule arranged follows:
November 5-Far Rockaway, at Far
Rockaway; 10, Newtown. at Newtown, 20
Stuyvesant, at Stuyvesant; ~ Boys High.
at Boys High.
December l0-Cathedral College at New
York; II, Poly Prep, at Poly Prep; 10.
st. Johns Reserves, at St Johns; II.
Bushwick, at Bushwick; 81. Newtown, at
Commercial
January l0-College of the City of New
York freshmen, at@New York. 10, Eras-
mus. at Erasmus; 81. New York Military
I Academy, at Cornwall
February ll-Adelphi Academy. at Adel-
phi; rs, Dickinson High, at Jersey CITY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-24
Last Hard Work for N. Y. u.

Jake High. coach of the New York, Uni
versity squad. drove his charges through
the stiffest scrimmage OF the season yes
terday. High, Ed Cooney and Longwell
Pennsylvania man. were right on the
heels OF the players every minute of the
long practice.
Cusck. a new man, did some fine toe
work. He was tried out at guard, where
he showed as fast man, plunging
through the line again and again. ripping
large holes for the backs TO plunge
through.
Wiener, at tackle. received particular
attention, Ed Cooney coaching him during
the entire afternoon. Wiener is the heavy
type OF tackle. with remarkable amount
OF speed for man OF his build
With Miller. a veteran. back In the game
ut right half. and Won Mechon at full.
New York now has a couple of good