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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Nice Horne Near Chimborasc Park
detached; eleven rooms; lot ~ feet
front. This will make a good home
or a good Investment: at bargain.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Centrally Located Brick Homes Eishs
rooms; latrobs heat and other city
conveniences; Mt bargain. Terms
easy.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

500 Other Farms, 10 to 5000 Acres
Catalogue free.
VIRGINIA REALTY COMPANY.
72e East Main street.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Farm or Fsrty-fve Acres, Close to
Depot New seven room house. Price,
$1,000. Terms. easy. B. T. WAT
KINS, IS North Ninth street
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

For Rent. an Attractive Flat of Three
large. airy, sunny rooms: nice bath;
heated by latrobe. Convenient 10
car ITO North Plum street.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

FoR RENT, FIvE-ROOM COTTAGE.
TEN MINUTES WALK FROM FOR
EST HILL: $40 PER MONTH, AID
DRESS Csc CARE NIRGfNIAN.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Three Modern Homes ON Church HIT
eight rooms: on car line; detached1
Price right; easy terms
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26
MILLINERY

Miss Cecilia GerrtnG. Millinery Pariors.
20a East Broad street
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26
ROOMS FOR RENT

Rooms-Down Town. One
block from two car lines, which
run to fair grounds Bath--modern
conveniences--and in private fam.
lily. Terms moderate. Apply Al
North Ninth street. opposite John
Marshall high school.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

FOR SALE. LOT s0xI4O, NEAR GIN
TER PARK: ONE SQUARE FROM
CAR LINE CHEAP TO QUICK
BUYER. ADDRESS X-l4o. CARE
VIRGTNfAN
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26
WOOD AND COAL

Am Selling the Best Oak and Pine
ever offered In Richmond. thin bark
and easy to split, perfectly dry
slabs. best for kindling and cooking.
My coal is clean. free from fne,
dirty stuff. Virginia anthracite Is
cheapest for cooking and furnaces.
VIII send sample. LONGS. 1896
West Broad.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

1,500 Acres; One Mile From Depot
700 in cultivation: good buildings of
all kinds. Price, SIS per acre. b.
WATKINS rs North Ninth street
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26
Agents--$5O Weekly; We Manufacture

Agents-$5O Weekly; We Manufacture
the best needle case made: a won
derful seller: 200 to 500 per cent
profit; talking unnecessary: our
copyrighted Trust Scheme" Enve-
lopes DO the work; general agents
can make over 800 weekly: send
10 cents for 25 cent sample con-
tanning l15 needles; particulars
free; buy direct from the factory at
wholesale. PATTY NEEDLE CO.,
ZOE Union So. Somerville. Mass.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Lessrs-. the Ladies' TassOF. che Only
one in town who makes speciality
1T altering ALI kinds OF garments TO
that ID altered In my establishment
is done under my personal superv;.
sion, Prices very .ncderafe and
APARTMENT. Narrison and Frank
lin. Phone Madison 1873
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

AMOS 4 CO.. INC. 20O-20i -2f4
Travellers Building, Richmond. Va
Real estate. Phone Madison 424O.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

II You want the Hest Anthracite or
lump spiint. telephone us. Also coke
at $2,50 per load Wood at summer
prices. TYLER & RYAN, 1901 West
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Bargnins In farms and timbered
Innde Woodland Heights h0uaen
and lots. Easy paymentsd ~. Z.
MANN a Co, obs Hull ST Phone
Madison S6ST.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Furnished Rooms-Two Blocks From
Capitol square. and one block from
car lines which run to fair grounds
Modern conv.niences. Private fam
lily. Terms moderate. Apply All
North Ninth street
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

GEE BROS, 1I05 Porter street.
Real Estate Investments and In
suranco of all kinda. Madissn $3.50.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26
FOR SALE.


ONE 150- HORSEPOwE GREEN COR
LIS STEAM ENGINE.
ONE D-HORSEPOWER CONNER AU-
TOMATO STEAM ENGINE.
TVMl RI Nv. yi10-yOLT ID. C.. WEST
Il INEHCtIkE GENERATORS, AND
\ y ONE SWITCHBOARD FOR SAME.
ONE go HORSEPOWER AND ONE Ia
HORSEPOWER 1lo-V0LT D. C..
WESTINGHOUSE MOTORS.
ONE HORSEPOWER 1l0-yoLT d. C.
3UII4EC MOTOR.
ONE.T2-INCH STURTEVANT DOUBLE
BLOWER OR ExHAuSTER.
ONE LARGE DUST COLLECTOR, AND
PIPING FOR SAME.
A LARGE QUANTITY OF SECOND
HAND SHAFTING, HANGERS,
PuLLEYS, ETC, OF DIFFERENT
SIZES:
ONCE, AND CAN BE SEEN AT THE
PENITENTIARY.
TEACHER & COMPANY.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

SrireIIa Corweta Fitted In Your Own
home: not sold in stores. Phone
Madison 725e. III East Grace street.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26


Wanted. Two Good Dinfng-Raom Ser
vanfa. Apply sac East Franklin
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

CHAs. A. ROSE. - North EfGhth
street. Sales. rents and l0aAs-
Phone Madison 1890.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Misunderstanding Man I'm Each To-
cality. Join this society. Sick. ac-
cident. death. benefits Introduce
our memberships. Spare time to
start $50 to 5000 month. Write,
BOX. JF-2ss, Covington, Ky.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Rooms VITA or without
board, 20S East Grace street.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26
HELP-MALE & FEMALE

WANTED, EXPERIENCED OPERA
TORS ON POWER SEWING MA
CHIMES GOOD WAGES. BAG
FACTORY, FOOT TWELFTH ST.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

WANTED. so YOUNG LADIES
Over 10 Years Old In Packing and
stamping departments, well paid
w fy{ie learning Experienced cfga-
rctte packers are also desired- Apply
at once
ALLEN e. fSTSrER BRANCH.
Seventh and Cary streets
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

JOHN Il. GODDIN q CO.. Eleventh
and Bank streets. Sales, rents and
loans. Special nffenticn given t.
rents and loans. Madison 2O6e.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

J. II. MOsLEY Co. INC. 800
Travellers Building. Phone Madison
2347. City and suhurAan property.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

500 Per Cent selling Our wonderful
sign letters for Office windows, store
fronts and glass signs; resembles
finest gold leaf. easily applied. Sam
ples free METALLIC LETTER
COMPANY, 40s North Clark street.
Chicago.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

Cash for Names, Addresses, Informa-
ton. etc. Steady income at home.
Instructive booklet for stamp. IN
FORMATION SYSTEM. 2T2.
Marietta, Ohio.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

n. r. WATKINS, ~ North Ninth
street. Farms and timber lands.
see me before buying. Phone Madi-
SON aa61.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

He An Electrical Metcrman---$800 tn
$500 year. New field. Demand
for competent metermen greater
than supply Personal practical
mail instruction qualities you for
splendid position Graduates assist
ed. Write for particulars. FORT
WAYNE CORRESPONDENTS
SCHOOL. DEPT. TO-. Fort Wayne.
Ind
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26
HELP--MALE

Wanted, Energetic. Experienced Real
estate salesman. Right man can get
" advantageous contract. x-1a, care
yirginfan.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26
AGENTS

Agents Wanted.-Mechnnfcs and shop
time selling transparent handled
novelty knives and raxors. Big
profits. Sales easily made. Write
for terms today. NOVELTY CUT
LERY COMPANY. 81 Bar street, Can
ton, Ohio,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

EsTABIYsHED JANUARY. 1873.
StiIl under same management. We
the business In NIL fts
branches, and offer you eur ser
vices. q. n. CRAWFORD n CO.,
Real Estate and Loans, SS2 II. Main
street.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

PAINE 4 CORLING. 1915 Bank
street. Real eatate and lsans.
Phone Madison 1919.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-26

JACKSON &. TAYLOR. 3O0-S71
Monticello Arcade. Norfolk, Va.
Farm lands speciality. We have
for sale large list OF desirable
farms, many Of which are salt-wa-
ter front farms. where You have
bathing, h0atinK md hshtng.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22
polsoNs AND SIaNCIxxs.

nafdfy mas me coantry had time
~ alelpie itself upon the safe
and sane Fonrth when inc wall Of Ia
mealnllqn u heard again All over the
nna ana thls time !, - from men
mourninw FOR the death Of their
wives wives for husbands. children
fvr parents, and parents for children.
and al beeauae 81 the criminal folly
~ minlaklas poisson for medicine.
Two bottles Or equhl size end shape,
one Of theA containing cough tab
goids aud the ether bichloride of
mercury tabloids are placed side By
SIDE On baelf IN = bedroom. A man
pr woman Or child 10 seized with a flt
0s coughing durins the night the
wronE inbloid n administered and
thea ne cosoner Is called in. This,
IN bricf is the story q an occur
renee which has become 20 common
81 laie that Il has ceased 70 cause
a.ofe sssa passsHs comment
The question 20 BE- considered II
where 70 place the blame and how
10 provide . remeds Polsons and
piaspis are Ieft iyihg around within
Foach ~ every member Of the fam
SIS. and 1t u only when the tragedy
happens ina; attention IL called 70 a
danger 50 long overlooked. But Il IA
then 100 late % protest, and nov Il
the time when some action should b
taken 10 regulate the sale and possess
sion Of these means Of death which
are 20 be- found 80 careiessiy scattered
around In some homes.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

1ird's Nest salad.
9 hard boiled oras
q cup 81 Ncufchagci cheese.
salt and papElka.
Black pepper
Head lettuce.
Mayunnaiar
slash the tKE yolks and blend thor
uughiy with the cheese. season with
salt and pspriHn. and mold into small
egg shaped balls. shred tho whites Of
the eggs. make a mound Of them, and
place the eeg-bails upon Il, iicckinE
them with black pepper. Surround
the dish with the heart leaves Of head
lettuce. and serve the mayonnaise
dressing IN a separate dish.
Potatoes . ~ irwin.
. cold baked POTATOES
~ cups creamcd salmon.
y cup Of grated cheese.
Ruttor.
Cut cold baked potatoes In half and
SCOOP out the pulp. Mix IA with the
croamed salmon. which has been high
~ seasoned. snd nli the potato shells.
sprinkle grated cheese over the top.
dot with bits Of butter and put In the
oven until thoroughly heated and
Drowned on top. Crcamed Goldfish
may be used IN place Of the crcamod
salmon II preferred.
Quality Cake.
- cup butter.
~ cups sugar.
eggs.
gi-f cups OF hour.
"a teaspoons baking powder.
q cup OF milk.
Cream the butter aud sugar add the
eggs beaten until thick Add the -four
and baking powder alternately with
the milk. Turn Into buttcred and
Toured cake tins and bake in mod.
crate oven. Frost with
Quality Frosting.
cups sugar.
tablespoons molasses.
y cup OF water.
Whites Of two eggs.
% teaspoon vanilla.
la teaspoon lemon.
I cup not meats
Pinch Of salt.
Cock the sugar. m0lasses. and Watel
until the mixture. VIII nearly hold Il,
shape when tried In Cold water. Poui
slowly. while beating constantly or
the beaten on the beaten whites OF the
eggs Put IN a double boiler. ana cool
until mixture begins to granulate OF
the sides Of the saucepan. Remov,
from hre and beat until the mixture
IL OF the right consistency 10 spread
Their add the navoripg and nut meat
dpreferabiy- MbtgtA Gun IN .snaai
pieces. This makes heavy. sof
frosting. which should be spread with
the back OF the spoon. leaving a rough
surface
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22
DR.. RosESTnAL's CLAIM.


pr. Frledmnnn. after holding the
center of the stage for quite a little
spell. has retired 20 his dressing
room. and DR. Roaonthai Of Paris
succceds the German behind the foot
lights Dr. Rosenthai Processes TO
have discovered a specific which will
not only rout tuberculosis but also
win put 10 night lupus. adenite ard
meningitis. A. in the case Of Fried
mann. the medical profession and the
layman alike are awaiting proof.
Gold trlcyaaide. snya Br. Rosen-
thai. Is tbs deadly enemy Of the ta-
bercuFar microbe. one-halt Of mill
ilgramme Of this salt, he claims, Is
sufficient 70 sicrillze a whole culture,
while larger dose, peculiarly. Will
have no effect
The patient will not be harmed by
Ana Enhnmmfaifon' ~ an cure "a ths
prayer quantities. the Paris doctor
contends and he poInts out that cy-
anide Of mercury is habituaily taken
IN doses Of a eentigramme without
evil results.
Humanity hopes that DIR. Rosen-
thai has found the long-sought REM
edg FOR the white plague. But hu-
maniiy doubts that he han Many
highly recommended cures have been
proven valueless. but science contin-
nes undiscorraged In time the
looked-for germiclde will be diseov-
cred smallpox. yellow fever. diph-
iberia and other rasages have been
conquered. That consumption viii
eventually be eurbed Is most proba.
bic.
Now that Or. Friedman has gon,
back 10 his retorts and his turtles. q
ls given out that his vaccine icon.
slsts Of homogeneous emulsion al
live avlrulent tuberculosis bacilil IL
sterile distilled water"
Just think Of putting that an youl
systemi
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

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+. ,........ 60, o,s
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81 .ss.ss 5,s,. -, s, .o,h,nr
.,.t, ..s,.,.s 4. ~. reso,s ~ ,ne
noo,.,s,, iran into ,he a.r,rt than
,.t,n. ~. .slo. - Tow mouutaln
,lon.-.ana thon. skins are At their
mofsa ~ th,. .,aeon ~ the YEAR
Ana s..,ss 60 MAGAZINE articles
.n a.. H.E,. ana N.v.ise ana thesf
wx.ra hand. nnt IN case something
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

p,ne = lhs afelai Az
bantmsnl maae <fsierday ~ me
an l.nnoef eemgany that this
a nns gulng e shut down
trn F.Sliy s. iie ~ re persistent
fa4s to that effect which have
i.6a ln di1ralation. Ehe annopnpe.
maa Hhat IN mills are merely eoins
g. saii tns ealphf for enc present
81 maater ~ rooe trs'npm poiiey
IL ut1,ivs nnd any fsrthes cIrenistior
~ ~ kpaofs X feollsh sad only
ea Dated so % harsn Probably ~
caIe haze tl.siF pcszinsirirs nna nm
fal ale'y there ara q few n this
rI|s hs apparently sesse avidly npon
hmaa 81 ramon % bolster NJ
sns theory shnt things ere soins %
shs pw-uows
Isl efory business man bear an
mlnf ne Statement ia which an the
trnY6'ne men concer, lhas business
~ Nbuaaerapr tqSStier than ~ the
maiossy of the crises Of the south
w
E a. bear "a mind TIE fact that
lht santa ~ railroad win shortly
ooAmenoe aetusi mofk On a two
m.IIlon COLLAR Improvement herei
inal eW0 81 three bis movinx picture
teantnits are 4nlne 10 benin distRsb-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22
WISHED SHE
COULD Die
And Be Free From Her Troubles,
but Finds Better Way.

Columbia, Tenn.-"Many a time. -
says Mrs. Jessie Sharp, OF this place,
II wished I would die and be relieved
Of my suffering, from womaniy troubles.
could not get up, without pulling al
something 10 help me, and stayed In bed
most OF the time. ] could not do my
housework.
The least amount Of work tired me
oft. Ny head would swim, and would
ifemble Tor an hour or more. Finally,
iOok Cardui, the woman's tonic, and !
am not bothered with pains any more.
and ] don't have 10 20 10 bed. In fact,
! am sound and well OF all my troubles. +"
carduI goes 70 all the weak spots and
helps 10 make them strong. II acts with
naiufe-not against her. II is Tor the
tired, nervous, irritable women, who feel
as Il everything were wrong, and need
something 20 quiet their nerves and
strengthen the wofn-oul system.
II you are a woman, suffering from any
OF the numerous symptoms of wopanl1
trouble, take Cardui. II will help you.
Al an druggists.
Wyls a. chalisneogs Medicine Co. LADIES'
advisory Dapt, Chattanooga, fenn Tor sfflfai
lstfrafffsHs o. fo1r ease and ~ page book Hone
Treatment Tor women 10 plain Wseppef NC. i2a
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22
a QUESTION on roasInILITTEs.


Tho definition Of q newspaDerman
Is one,who knows where hados is
Rping 10 break Qua next" needs little
stretching % apply 10 q statesman.
such a statesman - Colonel Roose-
welt He has the Eift, apparently. Of
seeing farther into the future than
most men. Il - past all belief that
opportunities simply follow him, IKE
tralnoe PIGS He n the maker Of op-
Dortunilies the man who Il always
nrsi On tho ground when Time and
chance meet o. the Mexican situa-
zion 10 AFFORD another such e triple
meeting asks the Denver RepubIi.
can. which ooniinues:
There a no questioning, apparently
the aroWiis seriousness % the sltua-
tioa 10 Mexico.
The American border h even nov
under Armad AmericaD patrol. d.
plomacy BE- msnlicsllns note Of
aiarm. There are antl-Amerlcan
thgoais openly suppressed b. excltsblo
rsuaopus Ia tlle cry Of Mexlco. Ap.
pareully rooosniilon II the Huerta
regime wan ioaA - noihins pefmn-
nenl IS az va or friendly feellng,
d uili merely antaeonire that large
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

cavern. in order 20 have plenty Of
elbow room for himself aud his as
sistant This Is one of the most pain
fui and expensive transformations In
all the realms of science.
Cavities arc caused By an insidious
microhc which the dental profession
hes sought srantically 10 exterminate
az $40 an hour FOR years. Nobody
ever saw this microbo but dentist,
but lt is there and at times can be
felt with perfect disllnclnoss. some
people try % frighton it away 10y the
vigorous use OF floss silk ana tooth
paste, only 90 have u slide around
and settle down on wisdom tooth
located under the icfl ear.
Cavities are usually constructed on
the floor plan m the Mammoth cave
and never stop until the dentist runs
out of leaf gold. n is a fascinating
experience to have "a keen-eyed dem
tht discover cavity the size of a
camhric needle and follow is ramb-
ling footprints with an uusS mpathet-
ic drill until he nnds plenty of room
20 eecommodato $40 worth az ham
mcred gold. Some cavities become
80 roomy under this treatment that
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22
Care of the Baby in
Hot Weather


tBy Theom Carter President Society
OF Good CheerD
Keep the flies from your baby
they are more dangerous than elc-
plants. The big thing shows the bis
danger. The little us buzzes into
manure heaps filth. putrefaction-
and then comes 10 baby bringing all
kinds OF disease germs. Files are
deadly. II baby is unable 10 over
come the deadly germ the fly brings.
baby leaves you. | have been watch
ing the work OF deadly nies for many
years. ] know two families living in
the little town of u. -. These fami-
lies were neighbors. one lady brought
out family of three and they are
robust yuuugstcrs Mother kept them
out of the reach OF flies. She went
hunting for flies. covered her young
sters regularly In the summer time.
The other mother did not believe a
little ily could hurt her young she
paid no attention 10 fhe fy one by
one she laid away her babies until
now they ore three silent empty
places In her heart. and gloom h. in
the household
81 "" h'fN hFHW AnFN NNA VI hiAf
house. cover the baby with a netting
or n YOU can't afford a net. get q
piece OF chveHeCloth anything that
VIII give the baby air. See that the
baby gets air ana keep Il away from
the fly
II YOU can got 20 little carbolic acid.
mix with one part Of cHrholic acid
ana three parts 81 water. Get "A
whisk broom ana spray with the
broom on the floor or the room
where baby sleeps In the day. We
VIII need good men aud women tor
our future don't let the fly carry
one single one away The danger b.
in front of you--lrs as real al a big
elephant,
When baby cries. try 10 find GA,
the reason. Il may need a spoon OF
"ater-it may bee b8ndage that's
too tight--it may be u has laid ln
one position too long Coo 20 baby.
nut use your mother judgment OF
course It's hot and you have no many
problems, bat YOU can fight them.
Baby has problems. too. only babys
problems are solved By you. Try Ia
overcome your irrigation before you
pick up baby IT'S part OF you'll
you are cross, baby ~ more than like
" 10 be cross. lt's hard--this llfe.
but u is easier II you are OF Good
Cheer.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

they will hold a months salary with
out crowding. Many patient has
si,t down Ia a dental chair accom-
panied by set OF white. robust teeth,
merely for ~ purpose OF having
them polished. and rose up four
hours later 90 face n battery Of bright
gold Filings and the premOnitory
symphonic of bankruptcy
Some OF the more aggressive cavi-
ties lead directly into a bloodcurd-
ling apartment known az the nerve
cell, which makes the chamber OF
horrors and the spanish inquisition
look like V. W. G.. a. rest room.
Very few people are able 20 take
cat nap while this apartment is be-
ing swept out unless they have been
previously introduced 90 the intoxi-
eating beverage known as laughing
gas.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

A witty judge o. the munlcioal court
OF Boston ssoutiy deeiaiei that "a No.
iriot Was man who refused 10 but
ton his wife's lingerie waist "a
martyr" he went on, lis ono who at
tempis and fails while hero ,ries
and succeeds"
Then what 10 a coward ?" askod a
curious bystander.
ION. a coward" replied tins Judge.
"is a man who remains single 80 he
won't nave 10 -ArgOnaut.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22
The Cavity
Igy Howard l., Rann iu rl""niN
Republican.

The cavity is e small. subtcrranenn
entrance 20 the teeth which is somo-
times round FIRST hy tho dentist ANA
sometimes by the light spriusing
step of the toothachc. ~ the dentist
sees IL before the toothacho does. no
viii change il from cavity into "a
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

Texas got Just a halt million dollars
out Of the compromise OF an custer
suit against the oil companies. We
have get a. hear OF the Lone star
state getting the worst OF u on any
deal OF thia kind.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

Important and sensational devel-
opments are prophesied for Mexico
in the next few weeks. In Washington
official circles. We have had that
sort Of DEVELOPMENTS 80 long We ure
sort Of getting used % them.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

Rockefeller threatened by incen-
diaries may be comfortable In the
consciousness that al least they can't
SINCE his hair.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

Probably that eup-of-coffee and
pieee-of-pie lunch 81 Mr. Bryan'z yes
torday was the hrst step In new
policy of economy.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22
Tnmsls's IAvor1 iia North SECOND.

Dyspepsia IL Americas curse. TO
restore digestion, normal weight.
goo,l health and purify the blood. use
Burdock Blood Bitters. sold AZ all
drug stores. Price. 500.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-22

Mother-DOn't cry. dear. Which
one % the twins hii vou?
Dear-The one with the black eye
- Wisconsin sphinx.