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The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05
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more than passing notice, for It Il
Of the most interesting and instnu
places in all South America. Hen
gathered specimens of Uruguaya
natural history. geology. and hunds
of objects Of historical interest
collection of Indian "bolos" alou
remarkable exhibition, for am
the hundreds of these primitive VI
ons may be found specimens Of eN
stone formation known to this sea
Of the continent. Other weapon
primitive utensils of the abohd
tribes found in the country, mou
specimens of the fauna of the cous
relics Of the wars Of colonial
and in the art gallery paintings b!
early Uruguayan artists, as well
some of the old masters Of Eur
may be seen. Several days could
been spent here in profitable ID
and enjoyment, but only
glance was vouchsafed to those
were trying to see something
Montevideo in less than two dayi
Modern Business houssa
From the Plaza Independence
route lay up the fine Gale IS de
the street whose name perpetuata
date of the adoption Of the cons
ton. This we found to be
street. lined with a succession Of
ern business houses.
The first residential section Of
city We saw in the Paseo del MOI
and all were most favorably impn
ed with the clean, carefully keptr
invariably set in gardens OF hc'
One Of the handsomest structura
passed was that OF the Argentina
CATION. From the Paseo we
through a double line OF fine
lyptus trees to the Prado, the BoS
Boulogne of Montevideo. This
is the pride OF the beauty-lovlns
zens of Montevideo. and very
so. The rolling plain has been
formed into veritable garden
spacious extent, where groves Oh
nificient trees shade grassy dein
placid lakes. The well-known
of our northern forests mingled
the natives Of the semitrople
grove of oaks was neighbor to a.
ter OF horsechestnuts. while the
ly palms and slender bamooos
be seen close to the giant eucaHF
and Towering shrubs and sno"
ter lilies lent more color to the y
In many shady hooks rustic pew
invited the weary to rest, anu
alone was needed to enjoy the e'
OF the seclusion offered In this u"
ing place OF the Uruguayah ~
polls.
Tho route from the Prado 10
tos. our next stopping place
lined with handsome "qulnla'
vallas. get In exquisite gardens
From the Prado we proeeeyi
that most fashionable OF Monle"
bathing resorts. Pocitos New
stopped at the hotel, on Who''
cious vorandas we lunchcd'
We next drove to the eem
Central A fine chapel Is loeaWS
amid the cypress trees ana p.a
monuments. and 1t Is In the ia,s
terranean vault underneath ID"
ture that repose the remains
hero OF Uruguay. Jose Ger''sI%
gas. We were permitted 70 V
into the vault and to sec wv
Here also is the tomb OF Gen ~ ~
Garzon. whereon is placed Wv ~.
which holds his ashes and sn
which contains the heart oil NV
soldier. preserved In nleonoh
posed to tho gaze OF ths
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

An American has Just been fined $40
for insulting an English knight And
yet some people insist that the days
Of chivalry have not passed. but are
with US still
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Army aviators think they have dis
covered how to build Invisible aero
planes. Now II the bird-man can
disguise himself as q piece Of blue
sky all will be we'll
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

A Canada farmer battles with Chi.
.cago detectives who came to his res.
cue when he was In the clutches of
confidence men. Probably he felt he
knew their methods better than those
OF the police.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

A heatless electric light Is an
nounced as a new and wonderful In
vention. II may be SO; but y is mo-
where In wonderful qualities beside
heatless gas heaters.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

A physician has made Inquiries Of
the parcel post as to whether he can
ship human bones by 1t. Evidently
planning to dispose Of the family
skeleton.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

The maid in Palm Beach who spank
ed the most famous multimillionaire
baby Of the day was promptly dis
charged. but she won fame on the
stroke.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

More than onc-third OF the sand
used In the manufacture OF American
glass comes from Pennsylvania. But
the sand used In tho manufacture OF
sugar In not 30 choice-the grocery.
man lust gets II any old place.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Los Angeles scientific teacher de-
clares that hens formerly had teeth.
However that may be. the hens teeth
have become proverbially scarce since
then.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

A wife Of Virginia recluse. fond Of
out OF door sports. gives him much
pain by following the hounds. or
course. you can't blame man for not
wishing his wife to &C to the dogs
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

New York is to have a cat and dog
hospital to cost $4,000. and to be 1T
ted as elegantly as modern hotel.
Wonder II the inmates will lead the
lives of cats and dogs7
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

According to scientists. primitive
man was able to think before he could
speak. At the present time many Of
our most voluminous orators have not
yet learned to think.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

And while they arc framing .
movement In favor OF dispensing with
nicknames for baseball clubs. why
not eliminate the lingo that accom-.
panics the writing up OF the noble
game7
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Keeping their word Is a habit with
politicians. but do they always keep
their promlse7
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Every body Is boosting for the bill
presented In California to Danish pow
erty
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

II all depends on the frame OF mind
on whether or not the picture of I'M
agination is good. bad and indiffer.
ent
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

English experts cannot find fault
with American automobiles. except
that they turn them out too fast.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Pekin has issued an order for all
women to discard their trousers and
wear European gowns. Now It Is bet
ter understood why that tremendous
loan IL being sought
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Half the babies are described as
"calamIties" by professor OF sociol-
ogy. Now we know the real mean
ing Of calamity howler."
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Al any rate. the new nickels will not
get you any more for the money than
the old ones.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Newspapers are discussing the de-
STABILITY OF abollshing duels in
France To protect the public at large.
no doubt
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

New York man secured a divorce
because his wife insisted on dancing
all the time Evidently she hit too
hot a pace for him.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Isidore Duncan, the barefoot dancer.
Is said to have won fortune at Monte
Carlo recently. Case OF making the
gamblers dance to her liking.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

The western youth who posed as q
girl for Is years probably gave up In
disgust when they handed him hobble
skirts
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

A Seattle Judge rules that II Is i'm
proper for husband and wife to sit
on the same jury. Necessary to have
the jury agree occasionally?
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-04-05

Every day is getting us nearer to
the reverberating sound Strike
Tuh!"
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Pity the Poor Duke.

Very little progress is being made by
the Duke of Westminster in his cam
paign for funds to train team of
English athletes for the Olympic
games in Berlin.
The other day the duke must have
been somewhat elated to learn that
committee of army men had accepted
the Olympic principle and had decid-
ed to organize a riding team for the
Olympic games. This was taken as u
sign that the English were beginning
to see what the idea of the games is
and to give up the foolish notion that
there is anything professional in an
international test of style and vigOr.
But right on top of this came most
depressing piece of news from Cam
bridge. \ special appeal drawn up and
signed by the captains of the various
varsity teams was issued at Cambridge
asking for contributions to the Olym-
pic fund, and the move gave consider
able satisfaction Then it leaked out
that several of the captains who had
signed the appeal We're Indifferent to
the result.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Cleaning White Silks.

To wash white taffeta and other
white silks proceed as follows: Having
made strong sudS by boiling white
soap in soft water. allow it to cool to
blood hedt, or 100 degrees, and wash
the silk in it by swishinS it about and
lightly pressing out the water with
the hands. Then dip the goods in an
other sudS of the same kind, press the
water out once more and hang in an
airy. sunless place until almost dry.
pulling out all wrinkles from time to
time. Roll the silk carefully over a
board and let it lie wrapped in a towel
until there is only a trace of moisture
left. Then smooth it under a fine
white cloth with moderately warm
iron. If a clear tone of white be de-
sired add bluing to the water; If an
ivory shade be preferred use the clear
suds.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
COULD SCARCELY
WALK ABOUT

believe would have died if hadn't
taken it.
After | began taking Cardui, was
greatly helped, and all three bottles re-
lieved me entirely.
| fattened up, and grew so much
stronger in three months, | felt like an
other person altogether"
Cardui is purely vegetable and gentle
acting. Its ingredients have mild, tonic
effect, on the womanly constitution.
Cardui makes for increased strength,
improves the appetite, tones up the ner.
vous system, and helps TO make pale,
sallow cheeks, fresh and rosy.
Cardui has helped more than million
weak women, during the past so years.
1t will surely do for you. what it has
done for them. Try Cardui today.
Write TO: Chattanooga Medicine Co., Ladies' Ad.
visory Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn, for Special IN
Treatment for Women. sent in plain wrapper. Jos
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
And For Three Summers Mrs. Vim
cent Was Unable to Attend to
Any Of Her Housework.

Pleasant Hill, N. CT suffered for
three summers" writes Mrs. Walter
Vincent, of this town, "and the third and
last time, was my worst.
/ had dreadful nervous headaches and
prostration, and was scarcely able to
walk about. Could not do any of my
homework.
/ also had dreadful pains in my back
and sides and when one OF those weak.
sinking spells would come on me,
would have to give up and lie down,
until If wore off.
was certainly in a dreadful state o.
health, when | finally decided TO try
Cardui. the woman's tonic, and firmly
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Pan noMdX.

For this peel. quarter and core ten
large or twelve medium sized sour ap-
pies. Put these in Il clean granite ket-
tie with half a cupful of water, one
cupful dark brown sugar and half a
teaspOOnful of allspice or cinnamon.
Make Il very soft dough of one pint of
flour and a heaping teaspOOnful of
baking powder sifted together and
moiStened with cream. Pat the dough
into a fat cake and lay over the ap-
pies. Put on Il tight cover and cook
on the top of stove. The steam from
the apples cooks the dough and gives
it q delicious flavor. Turn the kettle
upside down on a large platter so APP
pies will come OH top and serve hot
with cream.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Ducks are pigs for food, and
gobble down pretty nearly every
thing that comes in their way.
DR.. HObSon'S Ointment Aea,S Itchy
Eczema.

The constantly itching, burning
sensation and other diSagreeable forms
of eczema, letter, salt rheum and skin
erumtions promptly cured by DR.. Hob
sons Eczema Ointment. Geo. W..
Fitch of Mendoza, ILL.,, says: II pur-
chased box of DR.. Hobson's Eczema
Ointment. Have had Eczema ever
since the civil war, have been treated
by many doctors, none have given the
benefit that one box of DR.. HobSon's
Eczema Ointment has" Eevery suf-
ferer should try it. We're so positive
it will help you we guarantee it or
money refunded. At PAUL Drug Co.,
or by mril, soc. Pfeiffer Chemical Co..
Philadelphia, & st. Louis.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Mince Pie.

Three teacupfuls of chopped meat.
five teacupfuls of half and half sweet
and sour apples chopped, a teacupful
and a half of mOlasses, two teacupfuls
of sugar, glass of any sour jelly, ia
blespoonful each of salt and ground
cloves, scant half teaspOonful of pep
per. Moisten with the liquor in which
the meat was boiled Before laying
the top crust sprinkle over bits of but
ter, dust freely with cinnamon and
strew thickly with seeded raisins.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Household Notes.

Polish windows with paper instead
of cloth to avoid lint and streaks.
To Obliterate Il scratch on polished
furniture rub vigorously with linSeed
OIL
A piece OF gum camphOr placed in
the box where silver is kept will pre-
vent it becoming furnished.
To remove rusty screws or nails
from wood try letting kerosene soak
into the wood around them.
To freshen rusty black lace soak it
with vinegar and water. two table
spOOnfuls Of vinegar to a pint Of wa
ter. Rinse and iron while damp be-
tween flannelS.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Stuffed Oricns.

Choose six medium sized onions as
much of a size as possible. pee, and
remove the centerS with a cutter.
blanch them in boiling water. drain
and stuff them with the following
mixture: Take Il slice of bread, cut Off
the crust and dip the crumbs in milk,
squeeze out the milk and mix the
bread with one ounce of grated Par
mesan cheese and the yOik of two
hard boiled eggs. Add some finely
minced parsley. Il pinch Of sugar. salt
and pepper to taste and bind all with
the yOlk Of one raw egg. Dip the
onions in -four and fry. Lift out. drain
we'll and serve with Il piquante sauce
poured over.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31

The heating stove shown in the illus
tratiOn in Il manner combines the ad-
vantageS both of the ordinary stove.
due to radiation. and of the furnace,
due to the circulation of heated air.
Air is drawn from the room into pipes
on both sides of the stove. is heated
to a high temperature and is then dis
charged from the top of the stove
either into the room in which the stove
is located or into pipes leading to the
upper floor.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31

Besides being the mainstay of the
Brooklyn infeld, Captain Jake Dau-
bert demonstrated that his batting eye
was a topnotcher by leading the Ma
tional league in batting last season.
Jake is certainly a star all around man,
as he came very close to beating Ed
Konetchy for premier fielding hOnOrs.
He should be a great aid to Wilbert
Robinson in welding the DOdger ma
chine together next season.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
CouIon Beuins Traininu.

Johnny CoulOn, who has been recov-
ering from an operation by hunting
and fishing, has started light training
for the bout that is to mark his re-
entry to the ring. The bantam cham
pion will meet Young Sinnet of Rock
Island, ILL.,. at Milwaukee or Racine in
January.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
MANY Hockey Men Out.

Making hockey major sport at Har-
ward brought out fifty-fOur candidates
at the first practice of the year, held
in the Boston arena. Harvard will
try to retain the title won by defeat
Ing Princeton and Yale last year.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Punnnkin pie.

Mix three tablespoonfuls of steamed
pumpkin, two-thirds pint of milk, a
teasp1onfui of -four beaten with an
egg, +yo-thirds teacupful of sugar, a
little salt and scant half teaspOonful
of ginger. Fill crust, dust freely with
cinnamon, CRATE on a little nutmeg
and dot with bits of butter.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Want ROWING Change at Yale.

As a result of the defeat of the Yale
varsity eight Dared crew by Princeton
and the successive defeats of the Blue
on the Thames the Yale News came
out recently with Il bitter arraign-
ment against the present coaching Sys-
tenn. demanding reform of methods
and rapping the system which has put
William Ayerill Hartman, son Of
the late l.. IL. Hartman, ut the head
of Yale rowing. Bitter letters against
the present system accompanied the
editorial.
THE undergraduate pOpulace uni
versally- agrees that the difficult Eng
fish stroke as taught by youthful anna
teur coaches has failed" it says. ITO
criticise or condemn stroke or coach
es further would be super1uous- 1t
suffices that a new coaching system is
demanded and will some time come
But when and in what form nobody
yet knows"
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
Never allow ducklins to get
wet until they have a good coat
of feathers.
stomach Troubles Disappear.

Stomach, liver and kidney troubles,
weak nerves, lame back and female
ills disappear when Electric Bitters
are used. Thousands of women would
not be without bottle IN their home.
Eliza Pool, of Dewey, Okla, writes:
Electric Bitters raised me from a bed
of sickness and suffering and has done
me a world of good. Il wishi every
suffering woman could use this excel
lent remedy and find outs as L did,
Just how good it is" AS it has
helped thousands of others, it surely
will do the same for you Every bot
tie guaranteed, SOC and 81. At al
druggist and at PAUL Drug Co. II. f.
Bucklen G. Co., Philadelphia or st.
Louis.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31

The nearer square you build a
poultry house, the less cost of
construction.
The Adair County news., 1913-12-31
TayIor's Good Average With the Gus

At Cleveland. where he is now lOcat-
ed. IL Taylor is averaging from % TO
40 at 1872 balk line. \ match between
him and Ora MOrningstar of Pitts
burgh was suggested and elected infOr-
nation that MOrningstar had decided
to devote his time to instructions at
the billiard room where he is employed
and would not play any matches this
winter.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-07
N1ST ANYTHING
Lien a has aIWays wants more.

They fall for anything in France.
A woman over there has created a
great sensation by declaring one can
tell from the shape of a child's toe
whether or not the youngster viii
kill its father.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-07

How am | to tell the sex of my
canary bird?-I Shud Wurie.
Put an angle worm on a toothpick
and offer to bird. If he eats it, it's a
he; if she eats it, it's she.
What should young husband say
to preacher who says, Whatever
you think it's worth" when you ask
him what you owe him for tying you
up?-Ibe Engaged.
It would be wise to stall him OF
until you live with your wife a while.
Pb got cold in by doze. What
cad do for id?-Barrie.
Open the bridge.
Ouch! How can I get rid Of corns?
"A. N. Cobb.
Stand on the register and pop 'em.
p. S.-That's an old one, but the
older corn is the better it pops.
My pet cat has fIeas. Where did
she get them?- Newly Wed.
Who does she sleep with2
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-07
Merely a Mistake.

; -IFl~F1..I ''''N' ---'.7-7'
Mr.. and Mrs. j. S. Miller and
daughters are visiting at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin A. Ralph. Mr..
Miller and Mrs. Ralph were room
mates at college. Green Bay (Wis.)
Gazette.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-07
He was collected later on,
But did not manifest much vim.
INFORMATION BUREA

Could you please tell me how paper
is manufactured ?-Isen Oldrags.
By machinery.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-07

It we had some ham, we'd have
ham and eggs if we had some eggs.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-23
GASOLINE CHICKEN
NEWEST DISCOVERY
TO TEMPT EPICURES

TRENTON. N. j.. Jan. 23-Pull up
your chairs and listen everybody. Jer-
sey's got new one, discovered inadver-
tently today-it's the gasoline chicken.
No, It's not quite like the gasoline sau-
sages that the auto operators use. 1t
is ever so much more dainty
People who are not satisfied with
skinned knuckles and oily countenances
can now get the real automobile flavor
by eating gasoline chicken. And here
is the way it Is done:
The fowl Is bred and brought up in
an incubator that is heated with gaso-
line. Those who have eaten this deli
cacy say it surpasses in every way any
thing thus far discovered in the auto
mobile line. And, better still, it is pre-
dicted since the discovery that the coll
ored brethren who go chicken hunting
after dark will not dare light matches
in the chicken coop.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-23
REMINDED
THAT HIS 2 BROTHERS
DIED IN AUTO CRASH

Recorder Broyles today severely CEN
sured Spirl George, whose two broth
ers were killed in an automobile acct
dent some time ago, when the young
man was arraigned for speeding.
In answer to question from the
court, young George said he was a son
of w. II. George, who drove the fatal
car and was seriously injured at the
time the two boys were killed
We'll it looks like you would have
enough of speeding by this time" sug-
gested the court THE speed mania
seems to run in your family We won't
stand for this reckless running of au-
tomobiles."
Policeman CAN'T testified that young
George drove a big six-cylinder car at
a speed of from 80 to 80 miles an hour
in Peachtree street.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-23
Flood Evicts
Thousands

LOUISVILLE, KY, Jan. 2S.-The
task of caring for flood sufferers along
the Ohio, in the Green river valley and
along other Kentucky streams con-
fronts the people of the state. Thou
sands are homeless. Tents were sent
today by the state to West Point, Ash
bysburg. the Walnut bottoms near
Henderson, and to other points where
large colonies of refugees have gath
cred. The fact that smallpox has APP
peared among the sufferers is causing
great uneasiness, although the health
officers hope to prevent an epidemic.
At Uniontown. KY, travellers are met
at the Illinois Central depot by skiffs
and are rowed to the door Of the no.
tel, landing at the sixth step of the
inside stairway
Louisville will provide fund of &c.,
600 to enable residents of the sub
merged sections here to move back into
their homes.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-23
CANCELLING OF ALL
INAUGURATION PLANS
WOULD SUIT WILSON

TRENTON. n. j.. Jan. % -President-
elect Woodrow Wilson today put his foot
down hard on the dissensions and bicker-
ings of the congressional committee and
the committee in charge of the inau-
gural arrangements in Washington by
saying that he would be pleased If all
the plans were Cancelled and the president
inaugurated without fuss or ostentation.
81 would be contented with arrange
ments the committee makes" said Mr..
Wilson. Even if they make no arrange
ments at all l will not care.
Representative Covington, of Maryland,
called upon the president elect to urge
him to inspect the Panama canal be-
fore the water is turned in
81 am very anxious to make that trip
and will do so if it can be arranged,
said Mr. Wilson. 1T will depend on how
long the special session of congress
lasts The present arrangement is to
put the administration of the canal zone
into the hands of the president. and it is
obviously desirable that | should see it.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-23
Mrs. Shepard W1lLay
Aside Mourning Dress
And Take Placer 400

NEW YORK, Jan. 2S.-It was an
nounced today that after a stay of
about week at the brides home in
Tarrytown, Mr.. and Mrs. Finley ].
Shepard, who were married yesterday,
Will go to Europe for an extended hon
eymoon.
Upon their return Mrs. Shepard, who
was Miss Helen Miller Gould. who has
worn half-mourning for more than
twenty years, Will lay aside the drab
colors, will abandon the emi-seciusion
of more than a decade and accede to
the wishes of her brother, George
Gould, and take her place in society.
Mrs Shepard has given orders for the
making of some elaborate gowns and in
future will take part in the social life
of the exclusive set.