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saving money and keeping out of debt
out Of your head.
"A man who keeps out Of debt and
saves money amt got friend on
earth. He can't afford to have one.
You know what friend is, Nels, don't
you? He's a fellow that comes
around and taps you whcn he's hard
up. Maybe he'll stand for a touch
when you get in the same fix. but
most generally you just happen to
strike him at the wrong time. Still,
friends are good things to have il you
don't do too much for them and get
EN- sore on you, and I'd certainly
hate not to have any. You're saving
money, amt you? Sure. knew you
was, and you don't owe nobody. No,
l didn't suppose you did. Well,
leaving me out, who is there that's in
terested in you? Nobody. You pay
cash for everything you get, and con-
sequently it's expected of you, so
that If you stopped doing it nobody
would trust you for a cent. Run
your face, Nels. my friend. Run your
fane, and pay little something once
In while, and you can have anything
you want as long as you want It, But
you can't do it in them other clothes
Of yours.
And as long as you're in debt.
you've always got somebody interest.
ed In you. If you're out of a Job,
they'll boost you for another one. II
you're sick, they'll see that you don't
die on 'em and leave 'em in the hole.
l got my job here by owing a grocery
bill that wasn't able to pay, and II
the old woman would only see reason.
Id run twice as big a bill and get a
job at double the pay and half the
work
Here you are plugging along at
fifty a month and saving money on
It What's the answer? You're miss
Ing all the fun there is going and get
ting into the bad habit of doing with
out unnecessary luxuries. Look at
that there lunch you're eating. Why
don't you go some place where they'll |
give you real food? No, not you.
You'd sooner save the money and do |
without pie, and some of these fine |
days you'll put your wad into a bank
and the bandit bust on you. Even
II that don't happen, you'll get so that |
you won't want to spend anything,
and II you'll tell me what else mon.
ey's good for but to spend, except in
establishing a credit I'll tell you
whether the egg or the hen come first
and give you a receipt for whitewasb
that won't rub or wash off.
Here you are with a steady lob
and no wife to hold you down with
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foolish female ideas about rainy day.
days, you'd think there wasn't ten
hours of sunshine in the year and the
only sensible thing to do was to go
around in bathing suit so as not to
wet your good clothes. But you amt
got no wife. You could just as well
pay an installment or two and have
any old thing you wanted. You could
have phOnograph or a cooking range
or set of bedroom furniture or a
cash register or a washing machine or
the Lives and Public Speeches of the
Vice-Presidents or a diamond engage
ment ring or an autOmobile-why
there amt no limit TO what you could
get. All you d have to do would be to
give me as reference.
Pay? OF course you'd pay when
you can; but a fellow cant pay when
he amt got the money, can he? Can't
get blood out of a turnip, can you?
That's reasonable. amt it? Who's go
ing to make you pay, II you amt been
it where they can get it? Let EN-
take Judgment! II they garnishee
your wages, quit the job and get a
better one where you amt known. II
they get after you too hard, go bank
rupt and start fresh. By the time
you get old, they'll have old age pen
sions.
No, Nels, the man who saves mon
ey and keeps cut of debt is foolish,
believe me. There amt nothing ahead
Of him but work and nothing behind
him but work. He amt got no pleas
ant recollections nor no joyful antici-
pations. Look at me with seventeen
hundred dollars cold cash in the bank
and not a cent owing and working
like slave the way l do.
why do / do II?
You go ask the old woman. Don't
ask me-"
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The Basement
Philosopher
(copyriTbt 1913 by w C chapman)
By KENNETT HARRIS

"Nels, my friend" said the ianitor
to his assistant, as the latter entered
the furnace room carrying his dinner
bucket, "Nels, my friend. | have a
word or two for your ear 1t don't
matter which ear; either one of them
is big enough to take in all I've got to
say, and then some. Just listen,
that's all. Sit down and eat your
lunch if you like; you won't make
so much noise but what can make
myself heard.
Il take notice that you turned down
the nice hammered. clean cut young
man that was trying to sell you a suit
OF clothes. Why? Got another suit,
have you? Sure you have. l seen 1t
on you Sunday afternoon and | had
TO go lie down and have the old wom-
an rub my head with camphor It's
a wonder you wasn't arrested. Nels,
my Friend that suit might be all
right back where you come from or
in a museum, but in this country
nobby dresser has his pants legs come
down TO the tops OF his shoes any
way, and his coat collar amt con-
structed SOS 1t tits his hat down on
the tip OF his nose. l bet that 9TH
er suit OF yours is a hairloom-a sure
enough hand-me-down-through four
generations. Now, listen. That
young man would have fitted you out
with real clothes If you'd have let him
clothes that would have looked as
II they was made in this here pres
ent century, clothes that would have
been as good as your second papers to
you; but you turn him down.
Don't tell me that you can't afford
II" continued the janitor, severely
The young man was the best Judge
OF that l heard him say that you'd
have six months to pay for the suit,
and longer, il you needed It, Let me
tell you a man can afford anything
that he can get credit for. Keep that
in mind and you'll wear diamonds be-
fore you're through. You're a young
man starting out in life and you want
to start right, and get them ideas of
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beast on. Instead he sat silently and
gazed over the waters. When hs
thought enough time had been given
the horse for him to get over his stub
born spell he clicked his tongue. The
horse stood as In trance. The click,
ing was repeated at intervals, at each
a little more ominous. Finally the
driver addressed the horse: Sam, Va
all knIws | done got t git T. town.
G'long!" But Sam would not 90. Nor
did petting stir him.
Sam, you old raskil, hits a gittiu'
late" This accompanied by a SHARP
slap Of the lines.
Sam stood still stubbornly.
Sam. have 20 all forgot dat done
been a'feedin' you all dis wintah. wen
you didn't do no wuk? Glong, ole
skinnenbones."
Sans only answer was to lay his
ears back.
Honey, come on now and 20 Z
town" No response.
We'll, guess hits got t. be done.
said the negro, as he reached into a
dtlapidated coat pocket and drew forth
cube of sugar-evidently kept there
for just such occasions. He cupped
his hand so that Sam could not get the
sugar. but could smell 1t. He held Il
Just beyond the stubborn animaps
nose, and Sam stretched his lean neck
toward the delicacy. Before the horse
knew 1t he was In motion after the su.
gar, which was just out of his reach.
Then the driver replaced the sugar in
MS pocket with chuckle and climbed
back to his seat, and Sam meandered
toward town, oblivious Of the fact that
he had made up his mind not to 20.
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titled to one vote either In person or by
proxy.
Written notice of election shall be given
10 each stockholder by the secretary at
least ten days prior to election, by said no.
tlce being mailed to the stockholder ad-
dressed as stated in this subscription for
been furnished in writing to the CORPORATION
by said stockholder.
ARTICLE V.-This act of incorporation
may be changed, altered, or modified or this
corporation dissolved with the assent OF
three-fourths OF the stock present or repre-
sented at any general meeting OF the stock
hoiders, convened for that purpose after
thlrty days prior notice OF such meeting
sna5i snat nave oeen given by five publications Of
Such notice during said period In one OF the
4aily newspapers published in the CITY OF
New orleans; and all proposed changes as
may may, De made In reference to the capital
stoCk shall require in addition five davs
written notice to each stakeholder addressed
as provided in Article ".
ARTICLE Vl.-Whenever this cornora tIon
Is dissolved ,either by limitation of It's char
ter or from any cause, its affairs shall he
llquldated by three commissioners to he an
pointed from among the stockholders at a
.I .Ilecting OF the stockholders convened for
that purpose after thirty DAYS notice shall
nave been given by the secretary TO each
stockhOIder: said commissioners shall re-
nam nam IN once until the affairs Of said cor
IN case or the death Of either commIssioner
lhe Survlyors shall continue TO act
ARlICLE NlI.-No stockholder OF this
corporation shall ever be held liable or 70.
sponslDle for the contracts or faults thereof
"a any iurther sum than the unpaid balance
que 10 the corporation on the shares owned
" hllni nor shall any mere formality In orr
ganlzation have the effect OF rendering mis-
quarter null, nor Of exposing a stockhoider
stock. un' VI us
me subscribers hereto have written opno.
SITE thelr names the number of shares srh.
y, iUtu sil' lot so that this act may also serve
Ihus done and passed In my notarlal of
nee In the city Of New Orleans aforesaid
Ta IN We presence of II. NJ. Dyett and q. j
Capdevielle, competent witnesses OF lawful
age and residing in this city, who heremnto
suDserlDe their names, together with said
Parties par ana me, notary, on the day and da ta
SET forth in the caption hereof.
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out OF Its number, a president, yjce-nres
ident, a secretary and a treasurer. Said
BOARD shall have the right to employ and
a. HlSnlss such clerks and other employees as
~ may employ, as the interests of the cor.
Justify; And any of the directors shall have
tthe the right and privilege TO appoint, bv writ.
zen zen proxy, another director or stockholder 70
aea IN MS place and stead, at any and all
meetings of the board of directors.
Article Vino stockholder shall ever he,
Held naDle or responsible for the contracts
Iauits or debts Of the corporation, nor shall
any mere mformality In its Organization
nay, nave tne enect of rendering this charter
nni Z il or OF exposing a stockhoider to anv la.
Dlllty beyond the unpaid balance due on tba
shares OF stock owned by him. 'A'
Article VlI-This act Of Incorporation NAV
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Quaint ConceIt.

Matthew Arnold's Olympian man.
ner was not intended to be taken Sc
riously. When the poets air was
most Olympian, his clear eye had ita
very kindliest twinkle"
The speaker was Mrs. Caroline
Earle White. the Philadelphia women
who founded the American anti-yiyt-
section movement.
My friend Stephen Coleridge. the
English anti-vivisectionist," she con-
unued, entertained Arnold often. Tho
poet was a great friend of little John.
ME Coleridge. an urchin of four. The
poet prtended to Johnnie and actually
made him believe that he was the
little boys horse.
He kept up this joke for seyera,
years. In fact Matthew Arnold often
sent the youngster books Of fairy tales
with the inscription:
Johnnie Coleridge, from his affec-
tionate horse.'"
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Church Calender.
CHUECH or THE HOLY NAME OF
MARY.
Thos. J. Larkin. Parish Priest.

Thos. ). Larkin, Parish Priest.
Sunday October till June -
Masses. Sis. 100: High Mass, 1G:Oc
Sermon; 8:15, Children's Mass, SUR
day School; 4:30 p. m, BenedictIou 1t
the Blessed Sacrament.
Sunday June / till October H..
Masses: 5:l5. 700 and 800; Chill
dren's Mass at $50. BenediCtion OF
the Blessed Sacrament after the last
Msss.
eekdays-Masses, 600, $50. 700
Wednesday, Childrens Mass at S.l5
Baptisms- October l till June l,
from to 4 p. m; June l till October
]. 4 to p. N.
Confessions every day from TO 7
a. m Saturdays and ewes Of Feasts,
from p. N. till $50 p. m.
Sick calls at any hour day or uight.
1t is, however, requested that notice
OF such calls be given in the fore
noon.
Alter SOc.ety the FIRST Tuesday, in
the ReCtory, at 1880 p. IN.
Conference st. Vincent de Paul
every Monday night. in the Rectory.
at 1880 p. m.
Holy Angels Sodality, on the first
Wednesday, in the Convent, at $3.50.
Young Ladies' Sodality on the
fourth Monday. in the parlors Of the
Rectory, at 1880 p. m.
Children OF Mary, on the third Sun
day.
altar Boys. st. John Berchman's So
dality, on the third Tuesday In rec
tory at 7 p. m.
Apostleship OF Prayer-Gentlemen
promoters on Friday following the
third Sunday, in Rectory, at p. m.
Lady promoters on the fourth Sun
day, in Rectory. at 5 p. m.
Holy Name Society, every third Sun.
day in the Church at 1880 p. m. The
Officers and Board of Councillors, on
the Friday following the third Sunday
in the Presbytery at 1880 p. m.
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ACT or INCORPORATION
or DIME PRIVATE MARKET CON-

IANN. LIMITED"
LEANS CITY OF NEW ORLEANS
BE n known, that on this the first day OF
October, 1913, before me. Edward Paul 10
Orleans, state Of Louisiana, duly commits
stoned and qualified. ana in the presence Of
the Witnesses hereinafter named and under
signed, personally came and appeared the
persons whose names are hereto subscribed,
an 20 full age Of majority and residents OF
.lis city, who declared that they have form
rd aud organized and do by these presents
form themselves into and constitute a cor
puratiOu under rhe laws OF this state, for
tI" objects and purposes and under the
,,puIaJionS AMI agreements hereinafter set
forth and expressed, which they hereby
adopt rs their charter to-wit:
ARTICLE That the title Of said corpo-
ration shall he the DIME PRIVATE MAR
kET COMPANY, LIMITED ~ its dOmiciie
shall be- In the city of New Orleans, II shall
have the power "a contract sue, and he
sged, o. borrow money, hold, receive. pur-
chase and sell, In retail and wholesale
n"eye> sheep, hogs. and all their products,
for game, fish, vegetables and all things uSu-
ally sold in markets for consumption, under
the laws u this state.
ARTICLE Il citation shall be served on
the president and In his absence on any
other officer. The capital stock shall he
three Thousand dollars. I'm shares of nifty
dollars all paid up In cash or for services
ARTICLE III-It shall have president
manager. v.sy. president, secretarv-treasurcr.
y.O shall form the board Of directors, which
-haI have the usual governing powers.
Ile first board Of directors shall be
Charles VI. Bloch, president and manager
Julie II Bloch, vice-presidenr aud Beuah
I. Uru. secretary
Al notes. checks and obligations shall be
signed 10y the president and cOuntersigned
by the secretary
Future officers and boards shall De elCt-
Ell on the first Tuesday Of July OF each year,
after seven days notice by mail 10 each Of
the stockholders.
4 vote OF twO-thIrds OF the stockholders
shall be required for amendments or liqul-
shall be given, ten days previous to its
holding
Done and passed. at New Orleans, Lou
iSlana, on the day, month and year above
written. and In the presence Of Z. O'Suiliyan
and Joseph Murray, both competent witness
es. of lawful age. residing in this parish,
who sign with said appearers and me, no
tary.
(Original slgned) C. VI. Bloch. 30 shares
Mrs. Julie H. Bloch - shares; Beuah
Bloch, shares +. A O'Sullivan, / share. |
l. O'Sullivan, Joseph Murray.
Ed. Z. FOLEY. Notary Public
l. the undersigned recorder OF mortgages. (
N and for the parish OF Orleans, state OF |
Louisiana. DO hereby certify, that the above |
and foregoing act OF Incorporation OF the |
Dixie Private Market Co, Ltd, was this |
lay duly, recorded in my office, in book |
New Orleans, October 1st. 1913.
(SignedD EMILE J. LEONARD, d. r. |
4 true copy OF the original on file In my |
,f1ce.
Ed. F. FOLEY.
tSean Notary Public.
,ct 10 % 30 nov 13
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poration shall be vested In and exercised hv
a board of directors, composed of five stock.
holders, a majority Of whom shall consti-
tute quorum for the transaction of ali
business. The directors shall be elected
6y ballot, by the stockholders, ON the firsT
Monday OF October Of each year. Each
stockholder shall be entitled to one vote
for every share Of stock owned by him TO
be cast by himself in person or by written
proxy, and all elections shall be held. under
such rules and regulations as may be made
by the board Of directors. .he directors
then elected shall continue in office for ono
year, or until their successors shall have
been elected and qualified. Any failure to
elect at the time herein provided shall not
cause forfeiture Of this charter. Any va.
cancy occurring In said board shall be Allied
oy the remaining directors for the unex
pired term. The board Of directors, at its
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Arranging for the Future.

The little girl objected, quite nata-
rally, to wearing her older sisters out
grown clothes. One day, in protesting
while being dressed with such a gar
ment, she exclaimed: Its real mean,
and when l get married, I'm going to
have my youngest child first. so that
she won't have to wear her sisters old
clothes. saturday Evening Post
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METHODIST CHURCH.
Sunday Service.

Cor. Lavergne and Delaronde.
Rev. r. M. Brown, 500 Pelican Ave
Morning service, II a. m; evening
service, 1880 p. m; Sunday School
$3.50 a. m.
Sunday School Teachers Meeting
first Thursday night after prayer ser
vice. Sunday School Missionary day,
first Sunday in each month. Commu.
nion service, first Sunday Of each
month.
Mems Bible Glass every Wednesday
at 7:45 p. m. and Sunday at $3.50 a. m.
Woman's Bible Class every Sunday
at $3.50 a. m. and second Tuesday night
of each month.
Official Board meeting, first Monday
night of each month.
Prayer meeting every Thursday at
1880 p. m. Missionary prayer meeting
Thursday after first Sunday of each
month.
Senior League, Sunday at ZOO p. m.
Senior Epworth League Literary,
Social and Business meeting at the
church on the fourth Friday, 1880 p.
m.
Woman's Home Mission Society at
the church on the first Tuesday of
each month at 1880 p. m.
Choir practice every Saturday at the
church at 1880 p. m.
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Milk and Music.

1t is a little known fact that the
most delightful music at the present
day is produced by playing on milk
The supply of ivory nowadays does
not to a great extent meet the de-
mand. Strange as it may sound, skim
milk forms a substitute 1t is used
for making the keyboards of pianos,
and in appearance this hardened sub
stance is hardly distinguishable from
ivory.
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DIDN'T EVEN GET THE SUGAR
to Induce Obstinate Animal to
go Z Town."

An old colored man was comma
down the Charlottesville pike, driving
a horse which looked as II 1t had
seen better days. When they got be-
yond the dam the horse suddenly stop
ped. The old man evidently was not
unused ts the performance. for he
made no immediate effort to urge the
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Only Once?

Excerpt from an interview with a
visitor to town, printed III an ex-
change: The velocity OF time and
the friction OF years will never erase
the pleasure Of this visit. The many
pleasant rides and kisses from my
once sweet girl friends will ever lin
ger with me-"
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tOriginal signed Names omitted (Wlr
neSSeS) II. VI. Dyett, G.. J. Clpdeyieue.
SGL WEISS,
(SaaD Not. PEo
|, the undersigned recorder of mortgage5
In and for the parish os Orleans. state 2.
Louisiana, do hereby certify that the aDoss.
aud foregoing act of Incorporation OF tn.
New Orleans Brick & Stone company wsss
this day duly recorded In riy 0iice In Na oovs
ll19. folio 199. New Orleans, oct. 29tn
1913. fSignedl
EMILE T. LEONARD, u. n
l hereby certify that the foregoing IS
true copy of the original act Of incorpoIS.
uon of the New Orleans Brick St0ISs
company. Witness my hand and seal tnS
27th Oct, 1913.
SOL WEISS,
(SeaD Not. Pso,
nov Q 13 20 % dec II ~
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be changed altered or amended, or this cor
pOratiOn dissolved with the assent OF the
stockholders owning twO-thlrdS or the STOCK
of the corporation, present or represented al
a general meeting convened Tor thdt puI-
pose and after at least ten days written
notice has been given through WdN 20 edtIi
stakeholder At his last known place or al
dress OF residence. In case Ot d'S~oInil"h'
by the expiration of this charter or other.
wise the stockholders shall elect three com
missiOnerS or IquidItOrs from among Their
number TO settle the business and affairs oi
the corporation. In case OF dodih Or Hl>t-
Uility of any one of said commissioners or
IquidatOrS, those remaining shall appoint
a successor 10 him.
before provided. the following shall cons'i-
tute the first board Of directors and officers
Of this corporation, namely: julius BOdrH.
ger, Reuben \. Iansey, Adolph Spliziaign'
Jr, Edward W. Bur-is and Martin ). Ma
honey. with Julius BUdeugrT president, Rru-
ben \. TanSey, vice president, AdOlph SpltZ-
fadcn, Jr, secretary and Edward W. Burs's,
As treasurer, who shall hold office until their
SUCCESSORS are elected and inductei into Of
fee on the first Monday Of October, \. -.
1914, or AZ such other time as the annual
election shall be I'D, in case II cannot bel
held on that date.
Thus done and passed, in my office, at the
city OF New Orleans. on the day. month and
year first hercinabOye written, IN the pres
rHce of MeSSieurS JOS W. lcnn0N and y. J.
Nolan. competent witnesses, who hrreuntO
sign their names with said IppcareTs and
me. ntoary, after reading the whole.
Original signed: Names of subscribers
omitted. Witnesses Jos. w. L"nnoX, y. }.
Nolan.
VI. :. MAlIONEN Notary Public
|, the undersigned recorder Of mortgages
In and for the parish Of Orleans, stat" OF
Louisiana, do hereby certify that the above
and foregoing act Of Incorporation Of the
"AlSicrS Development Company Limited
was this day duly recorded In my office, in
book lll9, folio -.
\asC Orleans Ia October II ID 1Ql3
EMILE j. LEONARD, D. x. VI.
\ true copy OF the original, except that
names Of subscribers and number of shares
subscribed for are omitted.
New Orleans, La, Oct. 10, A II. 1913.
NJ. :. MAiONEY, Notary Public.
oct 10 % 30 nov Is l3 20 1913
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MOUNT oLIVET CHURCH.

Rev. W. S. Slack, Rector, 235 Olivier
St. Telephone, Algiers 235.
Sundays-Holy Communion. 1880
a. m; Sunday School, $3.50 a. M;
Morning Prayer or Litany and ad.
dress, IL a. m; Confirmation Class
(children), p. m.; Evening Prayer
and sermon, 1880 p. m.
Holy Days, Holy Communion. 1880
a. m. unless otherwise announced.
vestry meets first Thursday Of each
month at the Rectory, 1880 p. m.
Ladies' Guild meets Tuesday after
the third Sunday at the Rectory, 1880
.. m.
Senior Chapter Brotherhood of St
Andrew, second and fourth Tuesdays
at the Rectory. 500 p. m.
Choir Guild first Tuesday after prac.
tice.
Girls Friendly Society, second
Thursday at 700 p. m, homes Of mem
bers.
Teachers Meeting, Saturday. p. m.
TRINITY EV.-LUTHERAN CHURCH.
Cur. olivier and Eliza Streets.
Rev. A ]. Schnesser, Pastor.
Residence: 43S Olivier Street.
German-Every Sunday at 10:30 a.
N.
English-Everey Sunday at a. m.
Sunday School-9:15 a. m.
Weekday Services-Conducte IL
the English language, every Thursday
night 1880, from October to June.
Communion services are previously
announced.
Church festivals observed by special
services.
A parochial day school, conducted
by a special teacher, In connection
with the church.
Congregational meeting,
every second Monday, 1880 p. m; Ger
man Frauenverein, every first We'd
nesday, 3 p. m; Helping Hand Circle,
every FIRST Wednesday, 1880 p. NJ;
Young Peoples Society, every second
Tuesday, 1880 p. m.
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Both Food and Medicine,

Asparagus is considered one Of the
healthiest of quick-growing plants
used for food, and is really a medi-
cine as we'll as a food.
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CERTIFICATE OF INCORPORATION
OF THE NEW ORLEANS BRICK X STONE
COMPANY.
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PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

Services every Sunday, p. m, at
Pythian Hall. o. A. Browne, pastor.
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STATE OF LOUISIANA, PARISH OF OR
LEANS. LlIN OE NEM ORLEA\S.