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ing - - al ths fool tAiAss ~ Aoc-
tors aAviss. sr refrain iron As6ug all
the desirable things they forhil, We
shall have q delightful tins q III
1T grieves me to think" ho eootin-
ned, how many good things I've Miss
ed because the doctors forbaAo them,
only to b told . little later tAat 1t
didn't make any di6ersacs. afsae all.
I shall never cease 70 regret IL rich
red beefsteaks l didn't sst assiag =
period when I fondly trusted h the
assertion Of the doctors that re1 neat
caused rheumatism." .
They've found out nov tAak it's
skrawberriss." said Nrs. 6ylvestse. Il
vas reading An article ysstsrday. by
. Doctor"
mo doubt you wers." Interrupted
her husband. Its Just IL tios of
the year that the medical fratssnity
would choose for the publicaHsa of
an article denouncing strawberries-
right in the season when they are the
most tempting. Why. had disA for
luncheon yesterday that naAs life
sesm worth living again. 10 tAs doc.
tors have combined to deprive - of
the solAce Of eating fresa strovber-
ries, have they! Well, thsy san't
work it on ne this tine! In Q pa
tient creature. but my Do&iaAao has
lts limits. Not tin I've 1se0etAaA the
long drsary wintss. dafiag WAieA l
abstaiAe1 froa sating raw eyU1agv for
fear Of typhoid. only 70 rso1 n the
arst meath q the yer vtthest q r
IN article By soos nets1 0s11aAl nan
asserting that the Dsresa1a0o - ty-
phoid due to oysters 10 % s0aA . to
b. negligible"
Its best to b On IL safe sl1e,"
said Mrs. Sylvester.
The safe side. indeed" - eeelaim-
ID. "Oh, certainly! You ~ . great
deal Of comfort out Of beiag - the
safe side whom you used - arrange
all the grape seeds 70 carefully along
the edge Of your plate. n 20 swal.
lowed single one BY nio1ahs you
worried for weeks In fear q - At
tack Of appendicitis! Aoat astics
yoa troubling much about grapa ooeds
In lAts years. And Why? Sing0R.be,
canss your feminine credulity eIns
been satisfied BY he assertioa sf
some doctor that graps seeds are soe
the cause Of appendicitis. after en-"
Mrs. Sylvester bsgaa to lsok
alarmed. -. Sc.
We have been exhorted to wear
Aannels and not to wear dannsls,"
he went ON. We've been admonisAsA
to drink water during meals, after
having been solemnly warned never to
do 30"
They do seem to change their
minds pretty often," admitted Mrs.
Sylvester.
Sylvester continued oratorically:
Each succeeding generation Of Aoo-
tors since the days of Aesculapius, q
whatever his name was, has Pro-
pnuncod Fulso tho or{ciocs - <ho -
ceding generation"
His wife looked thoroughly fright
ened. ITS perfectly dreadful" she
exclaimed. Il really never thought
about 1t before"
"Ah-oo!' Eroaned Sylvester. vAo
had SO far forgotten himself a. t.
draw back his left leg quickly.
What is it, Henry" asked his wife
anxiously. "Oh, don't know what On
earth We should do If you were to get
sick, with the doctors all disagreeing
and changing their minds every few
minutes"
"Nothing's the matter with me-" he
replied. Il was about to say, how.
ever, that, Of course. the doctors are
bound to hit it once in a while, and
there may be something, after all,
in that idea that Strawberries cause
rheumatism. I've been having a lit
tie pain in my left foot for day or
\ two, and as I've been eating straw
berries every day for luncheon, l don't
know but it might be good thing 70
stop in on my way to the train ana
ask the doctor what he thinks about
it." ne
Dol" exclaimed Mrs. Sylvester -
Interested that her own aches wee
forgotten. IT'S 20 much more Coz
Portable to be sure"
Last Omnibus In Paris.