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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-05-28

Being good is like using an umbrel-
la-you have to keep it up in order
to get any benefit out of it.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-05-28

The man who lives twice as fast as
he should is apt to see double.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-05-28

A switch in time has saved many a
coiffure.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-05-28

No man becomes jailbird for a
lark.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-05-28

Even conscience may be over
worked
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-05-28

The man who pleases only himself
has to supply the applause.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1913-05-28

II there is one thing that is harder
than to be frank and popular, 1t is
to be economical and popular.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
FRUIT LAXATIVE
FOR SICK CHILD
"Ca|ifornia Syrup Of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes, after giving
her children California Syrup Of
Figs" that this is their ideal laxative,
because they love its pleasant tasts
and it thoroughly cleanses the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels with.
out gripping.
When cross, irritable, feverish or
breath is bad, stomach sour, look at
the tongue, mother! If coated, give a
te%aspoonful of this harmless fruit
laxative" and in a few hours all the
foul, constipated waste, sou bile and
undigested food passes out of the bow.
els, and you have a well, playful child
again. When its little system is full
of cold, throat sore, has stomach.ache,
diarrhoea, indigestion, colic-remem.
Der, a good inside cleaning" should
always be the first treatment given.
Millions of mothers keep California
Syrup of Figs" handy; they know a
teaspoonful today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Ask at the store for a so.
cent bottle of california Syrup Of
Figs" which has directions for babies,
children of all ages and grown.ups
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY IT,
BEAUT|FY YOUR HAIR
Make It Thick, Glossy, Wavy, Luxur
liant and Remove Dandruff-ReaI
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light, wavy, fuf-
fy, abundant and appears as soft, lus-
trous and beautiful as a young girls
after a "Danderine hair cleanse" Just
try this-moisten a cloth with a little
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time. This will cleanse
the hair Of dust, dirt and excessive oil
and in just a few moments you have
doubled the beauty of your hair.
Besides identifying the hair at once,
Danderine dissolves every particle of
dsndruff; cleanses, purities and invig.
orates the scalp, forever stopping itch
Ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most will
belafter a few weeks use when you
WI actually see new hair-fine and
a Kny at irst-yes-but really new
har-growing all over the scalp. II
YOU care for pretty, soft hair and lots
Of 1t, surely get a rs cent bottle OF
Knowlton's Danderine from any store
and just try it. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
ANOTHER SIDE TO MATTER
One Man Has Discovered That oHe''
inc Floral Bouquets to the Living
Is Not All Joy.

There has been a good lea III tne
paragraph section of our exchanges
for some weeks to the effect that you
should give the bouquets now; not
wait to lay them on the coffin lio'
says Tom Thompson in the HoWaru
Courant. Ella Wheeler before she was
a Wilcox wrote a poem on that
theme; Chancellor Bradford at tne
chautauqua dinged it into us, ana
most of us have been affected by IT,
But, say, my brother-sister, have you
tried it yet? | have-twice. First,
tried on a very dear friend OF the
other sex, and she began to get nerV'
out like she thought | was trying te
firt with her. Then | quit, for am
pre-eminently no firt. Next tried II
on a brother in my lodge and Sunday
school, and he SHE'D off like he expect
ed me to ask him for a loan. So after
this | shall wateE my flower beds and
raise nice bouquets for funeral occa
sions exclusively. Very few people
know how to receive floral offerings
appropriateness City Star.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION, GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" cures sick,
sour stomachs in five minutes
Time It!

Really does put bad stomachs in
order-"really does" overcome indiges.
ZION, dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and
sourness in five minutes-that-iust
that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the lar.
gest selling stomach regulator in the
world. If what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps, you belch gas and
eructate sour, undigested food and
ACID head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your insides filed
with bile and indigestible waste. re.
member the moment "Pape's Diapep.
sir comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
astonishing-almost marvellous, and
the JOY is it's harmlessness.
A large flfty-cent case of Pape's Dia.
pepsin will give you a hundred dollars
worth of satisfaction.
It's worth its weight in gold to men
and women who can't get their stom.
achs regulated. 1t belongs in your
home-should always be kept handy
In case of a sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day Or at night. It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
What So Precious
AS a Healthy Baby?
Every Youngsfer Can Have Fine
Digestion if CiUen q Good
Baby Laxative.

In spite of the greatest personal
care and the most intelligent attention
to diet, babies and children will be-
come constipated. and it is a fact that
constipation and indigestion have
wrecked many a young life. To start
with a good digestive apparatus is to
start life without handicap.
But, as we cannot all havt perfect
working bowels, we must do the next
best thing and acquire them, or train
them to become healthy. This can be
done by the use of a laxative-tonic
very highly recommended by a great
many mothers. The remedy is called
DR.. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin and has
been OF the market for two genera
tons. 1t can be bought conveniently
at any drug store for fifty cents or one
dollar a bottle, and those who are al
ready convinced of its merits buy the
dollar size.
It's mildness makes it the ideal medi-
cine for children, and it is also very
pleasant to the taste. It is sure in its
effect, and genuinely harmless. Very
little of it is required and its frequent
use does not cause it to lose its eff,
feet, as is the case with so many other
remedies.
Thousands can testify to its merits
in constipation, indigestion, bilious
ness, sick headaches. etc, among
them reliable people like Mrs. James
R. Rouse, of Marinette, Wis. Her lit.
tie son Howard was fifteen months old
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
OTHERS SLEPT
SHE WORKED
While Others Were Fast Asleep,
Mrs. Sanders Would Often
Get Out Of Bed and
Do Sewing.

Cadiz, KY was in a terrible con.
dition, caused from nervousness" says
Mrs. Boon Sanders, of this place. AT
times, last spring and summer, l did
not get any rest at night; could not
sleep at all. Very often / would get
out of my bed and do some of my sew.
ing, while the rest of the family were
fast asleep.
One Of my lady friends advised me
to take Cardui, the woman's tonic. Just
as soon as | commenced taking it, l
began resting better. After taking
four bottles, I now feel better, and get
perfect rest and plenty of sleep. | am
doing every bit of my housework now,
and although l am small, / feel very
strong in every way.
You may publish this letter If you
wish, and | hope all women, who suf-
fer as l did, will try Cardui and get re-
lief"
If you are nervous, rundown, dis.
couraged, tagged out, don't give up-try
Cardui, the woman's tonic. This great
medicine has been used for more than
half a century by thousands and thou.
sands of women, ard has been found
to be a specific, building medicine for
nearly all the ills from which women
suffer.
Cardui, being composed of harmless
vegetable ingredients, cannot possibly
harm you, and is almost certain to
help you. Try 1t.
All druggists sell Cardui.
N. B.-Wrhs 70: Chattanooga Medicine Co.,
Ladies' Advisory Dept, Chattanooga, Tenn. for
SrsefaiEsstractfo on your case and 64-page book,
"Home Treatment for Women" sent in plain
wrapper. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
RARl: PRESENCE OF MIND
I'S. u IS to Be Supposed YOUNG
Nady's Mother Regarded It
as Such.

Speaking of rare presence Of mind
recently recalled to ex- President Taft
'ae case OF a handsome young woman
VI Ills acquaintance. She had gone 10
the railway station to meet a man
iilena OF the family, and when he de.
:, parked from the train the young man
ios' MS hear and impulsively kissed
hel' The girl thought it the part of
prudence to tell her mother Of the af.
iaif' upon which the latter was simply
Mortified.
You don't mean to tell me that he
nad The i%mpudence to kiss you??" she
cried. And to think of the crowd at
'he station! Why, my dear, what did
you do in such an embarrassing stu.
atom"
why, mother, / just kissed him
oacK, OF course" coolly replied tn.
young woman. Il wanted to give all
those people the impression that we
were relatives The Sunday Maya
zine.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
AUST AS GOOD AS
BONDS PILIS?"

Don't you believe it! No such a Liver
remedy is made. But do not abuse the
dealer who tells you SO! He does not
intend to injure you or US; he only
likes to make a larger profit than
Bonds Pills afford him.
Just laugh at him and insist on
BONDS LIVER PILLS, the gentle,
safe and effective liver stimulant, that
are honestly made from the best
known ingredients and without regard
to cost or trouble.
They are expressly intended to cure
Biliousness, Headaches, Constipation,
Indigestion, Malaria and all the all
ments due to an inactive liver or bow
els.
ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR!"
Take just ONE pill at bedtime and
wake up well, without any unpleasant
feeling. They are guaranteed to give
satisfaction.
If the Pills cannot be obtained in
your town, send Csc to us and get them
by return mail.
Sold by leading druggists, Csc. Send
to us for free sample.
BONDS PHARMACY CO., LITTLE
ROCK, ARK.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
Must Wait a Bit.

Inc little group at the side of the
road waited until Stealthy Stiggins
returned from the nearby farmhouse.
POOR pickings," he muttered as he
Threw down a scrawny beef bone and
a half loaf of bread.
Where's dat improvement in hand
outs youse promised?' demanded
Muggsy Jones.
Happy Higgins shook his head re.
proachfully.
You gotter wait" he said, "till de
public adjusts itself to de new tariff"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

last April, but he was sick with bowel
trouble from birth and suffered in
tensely. Since Mrs. Rouse has been
giving him DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pep
sin all trouble has disappeared and the
boy is becoming robust.
Thousands keep DR.. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin constantly in the house.
for every member of the family can
use it from infancy to old age. The
users Of Syrup Pepsin have learned
to avoid cathartics, salts. mineral wa
ters, pills and other harsh remedies
for they do but temporary good and
are a shock to any delicate system.
Families wishing to try a free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by
addressing DR.. w. B. Caldwell, 2O3
Washington ST, Monticello, III. A pos
tai card with your name and address
on it will do.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
Perpetual Motjon

One may well be sure that there is
no perpetual motion machine" For
this purpose machines have been ON
structed from time immemorial, but
nothing has ever come of it. Men have
gone mad on the subject, but without
any practical results. 1t was Demon
strated long ago by Sir Isaac Newton
and De la Hire that perpetual motion
is impossible of attainment. Even the
solar system, the most wonderful ma
chine of which we have and knowl-
edge, will run down in the course of
time, some say in about II, 900, 900 of
years from now.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
RED, ROUGH HANDS MADE
SOFT AND WHITE

For red, rough, chapped and bleed.
ing hands, dry, assured, itching, burn
Ing palms, and painful flnger.ends,
with shapeless nails, a one-night Cuti.
cura treatment works wonders. Di.
rections: Soak the hands, on retir.
ing, in hot water and Cuticura Soap.
Dry, anoint with Cuticura Ointm1h t,
and wear soft bandages or old, loose
gloves during the night. These pure,
sweet and gentle emollients preserve
the hands, prevent redness, %roughness
and chapping, and impart In a single
night that velvety softness and white
ness so much desired by women. For
those whose occupations tend to in
jure the hands, Cuticura Soap and Gu
ticura Ointment are wonderful.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston."-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
Pastor to Blame.

The church choir had resigned, and
the parson asked what vas the cause
of the trouble.
Well" replied n of the officers,
you have yourself to blame. You
know you said, Providence having
seen fit to af1ict all of our choir with
bad colds, let us join in singing,
Praise God From Whom All Bless
ings Flow"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
RIGHT Place to Calm Down.

Editor-What's the trouble out
there?
Office Boy-A woman out in the hall
has Mysteries.
Editor-Haye her escorted into the
composing rooGi, at once.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
No Time to Breathe.

The young couple on the settee had
been engaged only a week. He had
kissed her fully forty times that eve
ming. When he stopped she looked al
him reproachfully, and the tears came
into her eyes as she said:
Dearest, you have ceased to love
me-"
mo. l haven't" he replied, but
must breathe"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
MY FRIENDS SAID
I Could Never Get Well Again.
Thanks to Peruna ! am Well

Miss Clara Lohr, q North Gold st.,
Grand Rapids, Mich: Doctors sa,u
l had consumption. Weighed onls
80 pounds. Commenced taking Peru
ma. Now weigh 1876 pounds. am
so thankful for what Peruna has oone
for me-"
Those who object to liquid meol'
cines can now procure Peruna lap
let's.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma.
ti0n,allsys pain, cures wind collie. 25c . b0ttle.AH
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scslding sen.
saaon in eyes and Inflammation Of eyes or
eyslids. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

Coughs vanish in a night. Deans Mentho-
lated Cough Drops soothe the throat, ef-
tecting a speedy cure-5c at all Druggists.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

be thrifty on little things like bluing. Don't
accept water for bluing. Ask for Red Cross
Ball Blue, the extra good value blue. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

He is truly a great composer who
can set a hen to music.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

its a shame to spill milk, but not a
crying shame.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

Every married man knows that |
takes but one to make a quarrel.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

The best thing about hope Is that
it's absolutely free.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

Anyway, a woman never believes
all her husband believes she believes.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
ARRESTED.

Further arrests are being made daily
not OF persons, but of pain. Its Hunts Light
INNS Oil that SO many people are talking
ABOUT because it arrests and stops pain, and
anords almost instant relief in cases of Neu-
ralela, Rheumatism, Headaches. Burns, etc.
JuSttry it if you want pain to quitquick. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
Somewhat

Somewhat.
WAS that a heated debate?"
In n way. 1t had plenty Of hot
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07

An honest man doesn't strive for the
kind of success that needs an excuse.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-07
INTERNATIONAL
NNMSGIOOL
LESSON
by E.. 0. SELLERS. Director Of Evening
Department, The Moody Bible Institute,
Chicago.)
LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 9.
ABSTINENCE FOR OTHERS SAKE.
Worlds Temperance sunday.)

LESSON TEXT-Rom. H:7-21.
GOLDEN TEXT-''It Is not good to eat
flesh, nor to drink wine. nor to do any
thing whereby thy brother stumbleth."
Rom. 14:21.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-09

may be briefly enumerated. Clipped.
uncurled plumes make an odd quill or
nament on q little turban shape Of dark
green velvet The velvet covers the
toquelike frame loosely on both the crown
and the shaped flat brim, which Is rolled
back against the crown: the feather is
stuck between the brim and crown on
ths higher side and stands ny vertically.
In another type of hat. one of the
small, low soft crowned black velvet
shapes with a saucer brim, two large
white single uneurled feathers wave off
obliquely from the side back Of the hat
One shaped feather with heavy top
is thrust into the folds of an old blue
velvet turban that on closer inspection
is found to be a very small hat with =
tiny brim turned back fatty.
A thistle-like cockade made Of white
feather fronds is posed like a casserole
handle at the back OF dark blue velvet
cap made In sections and satin piped on
the seams. The back part turns up to
shape into q little punch" horn.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-09
JEWELS. FURS AND HhIR ORNAMENTS FOR OpE
AND HORSE SHOW

lightweight silk, or of sheer and supple
mousseline, cut out deeply to show the
graceful line of neck and shoulders"
"Up till now We have had only tenta-
tive decolletes = guimpes and corsages
were1opened more or less in round and
heart shapes. Now. here we are at Q
complete decollete for afternoon. It is q
square, starting from the shoulders and
descending just to the middle of the chest
When the toilet is elaborate enough this
decollete is outlined by ruches Of foamy
tulle or beautiful wavy lace which softens
and clouds it, while chains and pendants
fall in the centre-it is both charming and
elegant"
Monsieur de Sayerny, in lie Moniteur de
la Mode, diyerges moment from feminine
fashions to the equally interesting subject
Of interior decoration. DO you like certain
English styles" be asks, "these COM
Portable and ingenious arrangements where
careful research is disguised under sppar-
lent simplicity. and where all that can be
imagined of inventive, forethought renders
each moment convenient and agreeable and
is found placed as IL by hazard? English
styles are still fashionable"
Still fashionabIep This is as much
as to say that you are already searching
for new inspirations-that you are In love
with novelty. But what is the novelty
that seduees you? Is it that innovation
of tomorrow, that not yet seen,' which
astonishes first and which one is not at all
sure to judge because the surprise it
causes prejudices too much for or against
it? The audaciousness Of the Munich
school will please you in this case. OF
all the schools it is the most 'rixk ALL
The youngest, it is neither restrained nor
guided BY a glorious past, it ventures in
unexpected forms and eolors, into what
conventional persons would can, without
circumlocution, bad taste. But the con-
viction, the ingenious faith, the activity
and the resolute viii Of the Munich artists
impose a certain respect even from those
who deplore their influences. This influ-
ence, at all events, is sure. Most Of the
things a Ia mode that under feminine
pseudonym q celebrated woman's dress
maker offers to our snobbism come
straight from Munich and were conceived
and realized in Munich"
The Washington herald., 1913-11-09

be fitting companion to the gown. One
of the wraps shown here is of emine,
unspotted by tails. It is lined with a
beautiful white and gold brocade, the
upper edge decorated with large white
fox fur boa, the lower edges by a deep
fringe Of white chenille with tasselled
heads at the top.
Another novel and lovely opera or
horse show coat is of moire Astrachan
combined with moire velvet. The moire
Astrachan is draped over the small vest
like coat and sleeves of colored moire
velvet. The collar and cuffs are cub
bear. There is a muff to match this
coat.
A coat of the horse show type is of
broad tail with the new MurAt collar, the
cuffs and the muff of fitch fur. This
fitch seems to have an ever increasing
popularity. especially as a trimming fur;
its soft light yellow tones with dark mark
ings look SO well with other furs. The
sleeves in this coat are slightly belled.
The collar is new this season and has the
soft loosely fitted look so desirable in
modern clothes. The muff is cleyerly
shaped with alternate stripes of the fitch
and doubled velvet ruffles.
The newest wraps have the hustle puff
in the back. as in one evening wrap
shown here 1t is made of green and
gold brocade, and the ruffle gold lace
outlines the puff. A gray fox boa en-
circles the neck.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-09

Josaine, in La Femme Chic a Paris.
gives a few hints for the shooting COS
tunes. with the reopening OF the hnnt-
ing season." she writes, "the receptions at
the ehateaux are pretext to wear new
gowns, and If huntresses are rare at pres
ent, there are many women Of wealth
that adopt this very seductive costume
which does not lack q certain swaSser.
Such pretty suits are made Of ribbed
velvet in charming tints that really this
costume is tempting, and besides, what a
charm there is to the high boots, fine and
supple. that lace just to the kneel'
Frivoline. In Part ct Ia Mode, reviews
the different furs that win be employed
in this winters garb. She writes,-'sThe
skunk from Buenos Ayres. in three gra-
iations of tones. viii ornament many Of
our robes. because it Is the most reason
able Of good furs. Civet also win be used,
but in preference Is seen in little garni.
lures Of collars and cuffs more than In
arge garments, for which one would
,hoose the breitschwanz and seal The
Dreitschwanz will be finer than ever and
iraped like muslin, ornamented with
slouten or civet furs that were very
much the fashion last year and win be
more than ever this winter"
The Washington herald., 1913-11-09

share of attention this season. They are
mostly transparent flexible bands, gold.
silver, lace or net or embroidery, and are
often made in designs that seem not uD-
like crownless millinery. Aigrettes and
goura plumes are an addition to these
lsy ckapletS. A very varied assortmen.
may be found in New York, from the
rosebuds and gold satin ribbon snoods
for the debutante to the Oriental and
Russian head dresses of barbaric charm.
Two are shown here, one lovely gold
lace with brilliant lame ribbonlike threads
that is a sort of idealized barrette, pre-
serving the beautiful curve of the back
of the head and neck, the other, shaped
gold lace band decorated with goura
feathers. This latter type of decoration
seems destined to supplement some of the
dresses of wonderful brocades that cost
from S25 to $50 a yard, fabrics really fit
for princess.
Evening coats have lost none of their
elaborafeness of last year, but an odd
thing has happened in their designing;
they are often of fur en the outside, while
the brocades SO popular last year have
been transferred to the inside for Innings,
giving the wrap Of this season a really
royal elegance. Indeed, some of them
have been made so they can be worn
either side out. These fur pelts are of
unthinkable suppleness. and are trimmed
with fur boas of longer hair pelts and
decorated with fringes, tassels. gold and
silver laces. as If to display the utmost
possible elegance.
In spite Of this they are not over
trimmed. and because of the taste dis
played an evening coat this winter viii