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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
This Is Not the Time When
Old Age Is to be
Desired.
To Keep Popular Keep
Your Appearance of Youth

A young man was surprised and dis
appointed the other day, to have his
application for a position "Turned
Down.
He was better equipped to handle
;hat POSITION than tho fellow who
"landed it,
He discovered that his gray hairs
turned the trick. He was 'FToo Old"
looking. Its the same all over There
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Bodies Are Buried

When we had secured all the equip
ment and the records of Captain
Scott we laid tho bodies side by side
and said q burial service for them.
Then We removed the poles from the
tent and covered the bodies over with
the canvas. On top of this we built
"A cairn OF snow and ice about fif-
teen feet high. We then took two
skis bound them together In the
form OF a cross, erected II on top OF
the cairn. a last memorial to the
dead. and left them where they fell.
Gran has IN his possession Scott
diary and records
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Dreadnougnt Launcnea-

HAMBURG, May ga new dread
nouGht bHttleship was launched here
yesterday 10 take the place OF the old
kurfuerst Friedrich Wilhelm. sold to
Turkey in 1910. The ship was chris
tened Grosscr kurfuerst by Prince Os-
kar, a son OF the emperor, Sho IS q
sister ship OF the Koenig. larnched on
March l, and designed TO displace 81. 00d
tons. II Is intended that she is TO be
armed with fourteen ten-inch guns
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
You Keep Your Eye On Me.
By psrsi.s!ss eap11irh, Ia F,lr..

There were several new songs intro
duced last night-all announced as
New York's latest" but not evon
Dillon's near" voice or ever noisy
drum could kill "Keep Your Eye on
Me-
/ He tells the audience the song is pub
lished in several keys and, Judging bv
the number of times he had to sing il
last night, he must have sang it in
every key Advertisement J
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Thurman Nominated.

WASHINGTON. May G.-sena.al
ver's resolution calling FOR an I'M
ton of the case OF Chester W. H1
toms collector at Philadelphia. 4
resignation was requested by -
McAdoo. was defeated today on d
party vote OF Al 10 81.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Resolution Defeated.

WASHINGTON. May 6.-President
Wilson today nominated Albert Lee Thur
man OF Ohio TO be solicitor for the de-
partment OF commerce.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Positions of Bodies.

Lieutenant Bowers lay on his side. 4.
exactly as II ne were asleep. DR..
Wilson was sitting In a half reclin-
ing position. his back against the
inside of the tent. facing us as We
entered on his features were the
traces of a faint smile. and he
looked exactly as II he were about TO
awaken from sound sleep. 1 had
often seen the same look on his face
in the morning as he awakened, as
he was OF most cheerful disposi-
ton. The look struck us TO the heart
and we all stood silent In the pres
ence OF his death.
Lieutenant Gran. a stalwart young Nor
wegian. is en- route from Vancouver I
New York. Thence he will go to Lon
don TO attend the meeting OF the Roya
Geographical society on May %. II
added
While they did not die OF starva
ton. still all their food had given out.
and. worst OF all. their fuel. Then
II must be remembered that they
we're experiencing terrible storms, and
n man cannot see In any direction
when these storms arc blowing.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Students Leave City.

The party OF students from the Colo
RADIO School OF Mines at Golden. which
has been in Utah for several days will
leave over the Oregon Short Line this
evening for Butte and Anaconda, from
where the students will return To Golden
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Protest Is Made.

NEW ORLEANS. La. May 6.-Formal
protest against the practice OF shipping
arms from the United States 10 Mexico
for use by the Huerta government were
| made today by Ernest Fernandez Ar
eaga, representative here OF the consti-
tutionallst provisional government OF
Mexico Fernandez asserted that agents
of the Huerta government had 1000 rifles
and 100000 rounds of cartridges stored
vessel now In port. lie represented that
Huerta Is not entitled to munities
under the neutrality laws which are not
afforded the government represented by
"a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Tent Is Discovered.

Lieutenant Wright OF Toronto.
Canadian. who commanded our lttie
party. appros ched the tent first, and
lifted tn eflap. We followed, eK-
pecting the worst, and formed IN a
little group about the mouth OF the
tent. Captain Scott lay on his back,
as if asleep. but outside Of his sleep
ing bag The bodies OF DR.. Wilson
and Lieutenant Bowers were in their
sleeping bags, and II was apparent
that they had been carefully wrapped
up by Captain Scott who evident was
the last TO die.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Railroad Notes.

The conference between the repre-
scntatives of the trainmen and the con-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07

Regular dance at Wandamers "a
Held g brass band, (Advetisc
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
Aubert at Monterey.

EAGLE PASS, Tex, May 6.-Reports
of federal forces In northern Mexico.
had surrendered to the constitutionalists
last week apparently were without foun-
dalton, although announced by officials
connected with Carranza headquarters at
Piedras Negras,
Governor Carranzn personally informed
the Associated Press today that Cen
eral .Aubert had retreated to Monterey.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-07
RESULT FAVORABLE
TO STATE TROOPS
Mondays Battle Near Guy.
mas, Mexico, Goes Against
the Federal Forces.

NOGALES. Ariz., May s.-The result
OF yesterdays battle above Guaymas ap-
parently was favorable TO the state
troops. During the lighting, In which
the fcderaIs advanced against the state
troops base at Ortiz, the government
forces were surprised by an attack from
the rear.
Forced to retreat, the federals lost zoe
men under Colonel Luis NJ Barron, who
were captured with their commander,
The flank movement was executed by
Colonel Benjamin G. Hlll. whose insur-
gents last Wednesday took TORN. towr
southeast of Guaymas, VINO reached the
battlefield by forced march,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
PACKING HONEY IN
PRINTED CARTONS
Neat Little ReceptaCIes Are Of
Great Convenience to Dealer
and Consumer.

The best grades of comb honey
should be put on the market In neatly
printed cartons. They are great
convenience for the dealer, they serve
to keep honey free from dust. and
also prevent marring the delicate
comb when handling from the grocery
to the consumers kitchen.
Cartons are so inexpensive and SC
useful that it is surprising that more
of the best comb honey is not put on
the market in them.
OF course, those using cartons
should be very careful to see that only
the most perfect sections of honey are
put into them. A honey purchaser
will seldom buy cartoned honey the
second time If she has been once de,
ceived-by getting, for instance, a
partly filled comb ina carton; or, per
haps, a dirty-looking comb.
Cartons should be used more extern
sively than they are now, as they also
furnish an added opportunity to send
printed honey information with eacf
comb of honey sold.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
FARM WATER TANK
is BIG NECESSITY
Force Pump Is Great Help and
Engine or Windmill viii Fur
nish Needed Power.

Water is used more often than any
thing else in the home, therefore II
should be of the best quality and
handy
The old open well was a death trap
for everything that crawls, walks or
flies, and these, decaying, caused dis
ease and big doctors bill. So, writes
b. C. Lane of Michigan in the Epito
mist, have a good driven well and get
the supply from below the surface
water. Put on force pump, and if
you are using any quantity of water
attach gasoline engine or a windmill
to do your pumping.
Lay pipe to your house (be sure to
get it below the frost line) and con
meet the pipe with tank. The pneu-
matte tank In the basement Is the best,
but an open tank with loose cover in
an upper room lie all right. The size of
a tank will depend on the quantity OF
water you use Have 1t large enough
to hold at least a days supply. Or
IL you can't afford anything better
and IL is for house use only, put in q
good barrel on stand in one corner
Of the kitchen. II you put in tank
run pipe from 1t to any place need
ed and be sure TO have a sink with
waste pipe.
II you have only hand power foi
pumping, you will find It takes but lit
tie more exertion to pump water into
the tank, and It viii save carrying
no small chore.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
COOKIES IN DEMAND
POSSIBLY ON ACCOUNT or WAY
THEY WERE MADE.
A. Least There May BE Ideas In
Recipe This Young Person FOL.
iovsd-cordlally Endorsed BY
Brother Frank.

The Young Person was about TO
bake cookies. Brother Frank watched
her tip up the molasses Jug.
let me-" he said. that's pretty
heavy" Then, as he watched tho
thick brown syrup drip slowly into
the cup-T like 1asses"
The young person laughed appreei-
atively.
Il know you dO-Sally and Molly
and Susie and-my cookies-all sorts
Of 1assesl Therel" her voice rising
TO a little shrek. You'll spill II.
Thanksl" with relief as Frank got
the big jug safe 10 the table again.
she replied, rolling the cold dough
Nov. go read Chapter II. in your
book there, and by that time may
have a cooky for you'll you don't
read too fast" SO Frank left her to
her devices, and she went quickly
about her task While the cup Of
molasses was reaching the boiling
point In It's granite pan on the stove,
she mixed In the big bowl two cups
OF whole wheat -four, one OF rolled
oats, and one Of white -four, a tea
mon (powdered). Of cloves-no ginger
for Frank did not like ginger. To
the hot molasses she added four level
tablespoonfuls OF shortening, quarter
OF a cup of sugar, and quarter of a
cup OF milk She mixed this with
the dry ingredients, and put II on the
ice 10 chill while she mixed her cake,
to take advantage Of the oven at its
hottest BY the time her cake was
out of the oven Frank had wandered
back. hungry boy fashion.
Aren't those cookies ready yet"
mo; but they will be soon now"
she replied. rolling the cold dough
very thin, cutting It deity with the
round top Of cocoa tin and laying
the trim circles on a wire cake tray.
Into the oven It went, and Frank soon
smiled while she still rolled and cut
They must be done. Sir; that's a
piping oven"
JUST in minute" and as the sec
ond tray was filled 1t went in, and the
hrst came out, brown and crisp and
tender
"Yum-yum," said Frank, and went
of with both hands and his mouth
full. and perilously near TO burning.
The Young Person busily rolled and
cut. communing wisely with herself.
Very wholesome, as good as medl-
cine. and just what Frank needs fer
his digestion. Luckily it's a good big
recipe for, add Halls capacity to
Franks. allow few for father, and
you need quite a lot Of cookies"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22

full OF canned goods With a court
house full OF Judgments That's what
] told him. Il amt my business. OF
course, but Strunck treats me pretty
white and / don't want 10 see him
throw good money after bat II ] was
as slackiawed as you. might make
trouble for that Oldest girl OF Tup.
per's. too. Not but what the boys all
right and she's all right bnt he amt
the one that old man Upper has got
picked out for her. know that from
what heard when / was cleaning the
windows on the floor below.
Certainly, II a man wanted to talk.
there's enough happening here all the
time TO talk about" said the ianitor,
Il could run a society Journal with
less than l pick up every day, but
amt lnauisitive and amt gabby, and
] won't have nobody working for me
what 10. You understand that, don't
you, Nels, my friend1 That's all right
then.
Hold on a minute. Nels." called the
ianitor. az his assistant turned TO go.
Did understand you TO say that they
was throwing dishes OF just that some
dishes got smashed? Who began the
racket anyway. Was II him or herr"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
The Basement
Philosopher

p, KENNETH HARRIS

ScePyhFht 1911 b. W. @. chapnahl
The blank, serious and unrespon-
sive stare with which the janltor re-
ceiyed his Scandinavian assistants
intelligence, disconnected that usually
stolid individual quite perceptibly and
the chuckle that he began died gut
turally In his throat The janitor con
tinued 10 stare and the grin faded
from the assistants face
We'll. and what OF IT." demanded
the autoerat, sternly.
Poorly fierce. is ~" he mimicked.
IL should say It was pooty fierce It's
a pity a person can't have a little
private conversation with his own
wife in his own kitchen without a
thing like you interesting yourself In
his remarks. What blame business
was It Of yours7 What was you doing
there Tying your shoe lace, was
your Yes, you was Tying II with
one hand and the other behind your
ear SOS you wouldn't lose nothing.
and then instead OF keeping II to your
self like a gentleman, you come blab-
bling to me Nels, you give me a pain.
Say. suppose they was smashing
Dishes" continued the janitor, severe.
ly. Haven't they got a right to
smash EN- II they felt like IL? Was
them dishes yours or theirs? But what
gets me is that you can't keep your
mouth shut. It's felix's like you makes
trouble and wrecks homes and blasts
regulations wherever you go shooting
off your mouths about people and
knocking EN-. How would you like II,
yourself? What would you think of
me II / done that way? Maybe you
think I've got poor eyeslght and can't
see nothing for myself. Well, amt.
What kind of skate would ] be
II ] got to telling around some of the
things that's going on here? Where
do you think Mrs. Jipper's mother
lives that she's gone to visit for the
summer, for instance? Clinton, Iowa ?
Guess again. How about Reno? You
don't believe that. Well. let me tell
you there was a letter in her hand
writing with a Reno postmark in the
mail box last Tuesday, and another
one. document size and the address
typewriter, same postmark, that I'll
bet the cigars come from her lawyer
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
Put Sudden End to Grafton.

Peter Burrowes, a well-known men,
Der of the Irish bar, was on one oc-
casion counsel for the prosecution at
an important trial for murder. Bur-
rowes had severe cold, and opened
his speech with box of lozenges in
one hand and in the other a small
pistol bullet by which the man had
met his death. Between the pauses
of his address he kept supplying
himself with lozenge. But at last,
in the very middle of a highfalutin
period, he stopped. His legal chest
heaved, his ewes seemed starting
from his head, and in voice tremo-
lous with fright he exclaimed:
"Oh-h-h! Gentlemen, gentlemen
I've swallowed the bullet"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
BATTLE WAGED IN BIRDLAND
Orioles Try TO Rescue Baby Bird From
MISREPRESENTATION Butts In for
Amusement.

A free.for-all bird fight occurred at
the home Of Mayor Shank the other
day, during which a baby oriole, the
cause OF the trouble, was killed, the
Indianapolis News states. The may.
or said 1t was the most exciting thing
that has happened since he has been
laid up with the lumbago. He be-
lieves a bird fight has a cock or dog
fight backed of the boards when II
comes to genuine excitement
The trouble started when the baby
oriole flew from the nest of its par
ents in a big maple tree across the
street, to a huge elm tree in the may
or's yard Here. proud Of its first
flight alone, the little oriole perched
itself on a limb TO rest.
A wOodpecker, peeping out OF its
nest in the elm, saw the intruder and
made an attack on the oriole. The
watchful parent orioles, just across the
street, saw the attack and fed to their
baby's rescue. Mrs. Woodpecker ar
rived on the scene, and the fight began
In earnest.
Feathers few, and the fighters gave
vent to birdland profanity. First the
woodpeckers would seem to have the
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22

best Of it, and then the orioles. When
the fight was at its height robin that
had its nest in the elm tree with the
woodpeckers decided to take a hand,
presumably as peacemaker. The rob-
in would fight one bird and then anoth-
er. Once all FIVE birds fell to the
ground, but were on the wing again
in an instant and the fight was re-
newed
A crowd of probably 25 people liv-
ing in the neighborhood gathered. The
robin did not make any great Roadway
as peacemaker and the mayor was
of the opinion that he just butted in
for little excitement. At any rate
the robin did not appear to have any
fayorites in the melee.
The birds fought for more than half
an hour until they were almost ex-
hausted. Finally the orioles flew back
to their maple tree and the woodpeck.
ers flew to limb in their own tree.
The baby oriole, the cause of the
trouble, was found hanging from a
tiny limb, dead.
1T was certainly great fight" said
the mayor, but feel sorry for that
poor little baby oriole."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
BEST LOCATION OF
THE POULTRY FARM
Do Not Set Hens Late in Fall Un-
less Buildings Are Well Suit
ed for BrOodS.

Hens should not be set late in the
summer or fall unless there are build.
ings well suited for housing the young
broods. Chickens will not thrive II
shut up on barn floor. They are
far better to be cooped up out of
doors upon dry ground They must
have sunshine. air, exercise and a full
supply OF green food, in addition to
their regular grain rations and plenty
OF clean fresh water given twice a
day. 1t requires close attention to all
the little points in the feeding and
management Of poultry to make the
business profitable. Il is not an easy
business Probably a large proper
ton OF sudden deaths amongst young
chickens are due to overlooking
(cramming), badly ventilated ooops
and yards infested with germs. Give
free grass range. Poultry cannot be
kept healthy when kept closely con
fined In small yards.
Chickens require feeding three
times day and only a small quantity
at each meal should be the rule. A
very successful poultryman says:
"one-quarter of pint of corn is
ample grain for a hen for one day
without any other food, and one tea
spoonful OF corn mush or coarse meal
per day is sufficient for a young
chicken"
In locating a poultry business, Sc
lect gravelly or sandy land that
drains naturally. A hillside sloping
to the south, protected by a grove
Of trees on the north and west; with
stream Of running water at the
bottom Of the slope should be chosen
Heavy limestone and red clay land
unless we'll drained, is not suitable for
poultry. Such land, even with the
best Of management. is liable to be
cold and wet in the early spring and
during most of the winter months.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
Meat and Pastry Rolls.

Small quantities of cold ham, chick
en- or other meat may be utilized for
these. The meat should be chopped
fine, we'll seasoned, mixed with enough
savory fat or butter to make 1t
shape" and formed into rolls about
the size of finger. A short dough
(made, say, of pint of -four, two
tablespoonfuls of lard, one teaspoonful
Of baking powder salt and milk enough
to mix should be rolled thin, cut into
strips and folded about the meat rolls,
care being taken to keep the shape
regular. The rolls should be baked in
a quick oven until they are a delicate
brown color and served hot.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
GETTING A Drink I'M KANSAS.

1n INV ghtNk wv kANhAhs
A newspaper man who would not
believe that Il was 20 very dificult 10
get q drink In Kansas determined 10
Investigate for himself. He took with
him a friend who. II is stated. could
ind liquor in back alleys, hay mows,
and under kitchen doors" He re.
lates their experiences In humorous
detail In the Kansas City Star: tells
how, after following the trail for ten
hours and forty minutes in the city
Of Topeka they finally ran down an
alley cocktail, and sums up the situa-
ton thus:
Then It Is possible to buy liquor
In Topeka Yes. and II is also pos
Bible to rob a bank there. Il IL q
crime to sell liquor and II is also a
crime to steal. and both crimes are
committed in Topeka and probably
win continue TO be- But neither is
committed easily or with impunity
and neither is respectable. As TO the
degree of ease should say that rob
bling bank would be a much simpler
matter than buying an alley cocktail,
and would involve less risk. A bank
robber can get into Topeka without
having to register his name and oc.
cupation with the authorities. Whisky
cant. Under the Mahln law the rail.
roads are required to certify to the
county attorney every shipment OF
liquor laid down IN Topeka, the name
OF the consignee and his address. It
makes a trail a blind man could fol.
low, and the result is there IL no
liquor shipped into Topeka any more.
What small quantity reaches there IA
carried in by its alley agents and hid
den in out-of-the-way places TO reap
pear IN the manner have described
in the shape Of alley cocktails.
Which brings me to what was
going to say about that delectable
drink. An alley cocktail is a half.
pint OF the cheapest whiskey obtain.
able IN the barrel houses OF Kansas
City diluted with Kaw river water
and artiflcially eolored with burnt
sugar. II is then buried under the
chicken house and permitted to age
over night When you meet a man
on the train who boasts loudly that
the lid is of In Kansas and that he
can 90 to Topeka or Leavenworth OF
Wichita and buy a drink. 1t means
he has had an alley cocktail Wher
he has had two he will boast that hs
beats his mother"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22
AN uNPARALLELEp RECORD.

The following dispatch was sent
out from Washington, D. c., one Mon.
day soon after the new excise law
went into effect:
The national capital awakened to-
day to find that during the thirty one
hours from midnight Saturday to z
o'clock this morning 1t had been a
jagless town. Not one arrest for
drunkenness had been made by the
police in that time, and the police
court docket was lonesome sight.
The new and rigid excise law passed
by congress was responsible for the
wave OF Sabbath purity.
Where are the prisoners de.
manded Police Judge Pugh when he
assembled the bench and cast his eye
around for the usual Monday morning
array.
There amt none, yer honor, said
the bailif, almost sadly. We amt
got 30 much as plain drunk
THE record. so far as the police
have been able to ascertain, is un.
paralleled in the annals of the de
partment"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-22

organs OF a hog are the nearest like
those OF a human being and any dumb
ANIMAL unless II be a man.
Swine are natives OF a tropical eli
mate and should have warm and dry
quarters.
In this era OF cheap woven wire
fences there is absolutely no excuse
for a nasty illsmelling hog yard near
the house where disease is bred, and
the best fertilizers of the farm dissi.
pated into air
Is II any wonder that pigs lose their
thriftness and constitution and be-
come weak in the back with crooked
legs when they are confined In an
5 by 10 pen that is cleaned but once a
year, and then when the owner has
time. Stop and figure the losses that
result from pigs that do not do we'll
and are restless when all they need
to make them comfortable and con-
tented is the run Of nice clean pas
ture where they can leave their drop
pings to the benefit of the soil.