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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07

been somewhat retarded in its develop
ment by lack of a comprehensive plan.
but good progress has been made not
withstanding, and it now possesses ex,
cellent collections of animals, includ
ing many rare specimens.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07
Another EVIL

Willis see a fellow in New York
took out $25O,OOO insurance on $500
worth of goods
Gillis-That's nothing. know a lot
OF fellows who carry $4,000 life in.
surance on a S0-cent life.-Puek
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07
Name Isn't William Howard Wilson

Name Isn't William Howard Wilson.
Something seems to tell the Demo
cratic leaders in congress that if they
finally pass a reformless tariff reform
bill, full of reductions that fail to re-
duce, and take it to President Wilson
and show him where to afix his sigma
ture, that he will not laugh affably and
take up his pen and do so, and then go
to Winona and make a speech defend
ing it.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07
pbIIadelphIa Has Finest 400"

The Philadelphia zoo, founded in
1871 got a long start on other similar
institutions in America, so that its col
lectiops of animals and buildings are
now surpassed only by those of the
geological gardens in Europe. The
Bronx zoo. in New York, was founded
An 1903 and is by far the largest in
t5e world. Cinelnnati's geological gar
den Is a great credit to a city which,
IKE Cincinnati, is not Of metropolitan
size. The National Geological park
az Washington, founded IN 1891. has
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07

son, Smyth and Woodrow inherited in
timacy from one generation to anoth-
or. So when 1t became understood
that there was ian understanding" be-
tween young George Howe and little
Margaret Smyth Finn, the lovely
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07

ID HEN the wild plum blossoms
In the lane
IT'S n time for dulcct laughter and re-
frain,
Time FOR airy fairy drcamiugs whispered
low
BY the woodland piSy people AZ we go.
Time 20 loiter and make glad among the
flowers
Oh. II Is a heartsome place. this world Of
ours
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07

Knicker-He scattered pearls be-
fore swine
Bocker-Well, aren't swine more In,
telligent than an oyster?
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07

ONE OF your hurts you have
~ cured
And the sharpest you stll have sur
viycd
But what torments OF grief you endured
From evils which never arrived.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07

HERE is not any virtue the ex-
ercise of which even momen-
tarily will not impress a new fairness
upon the features. -Ruskln.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07
WILSON'S ONLY SON

young daughter Of Janey Smyth and
DR.. ]. w. Finn, a distinguished
scholar Of South Carolina and dean
for many years Of the University of
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07

u WOULDST thou fashion for thy
self a seemly life?
Then do not fret over what is past and
gone;
And spite Of all thou mayst have left be-
hind
Live each day as II thy life were just
begun. Goethe.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07

the domination of the governess for
two years.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-05-07

A milkman's horse has no business
hanging around a hydrant
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-31

A girl marries TO gain liberty; a
man remains single ~ keep 1t.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-31

.-.. -it poo
made the ran for CLAIMS when tho
signal gun was fired at hiah noon
uu lHe opening day. Among Oh, mon
vino made the run was NOlugy ..ug-
gait uf Dakota Territory who within
three days was To become th. most
prominent r-ure among the many
tuuuHues who were entering ta. urN
lcrrt.. In regard to the ran f1f
homes Ioggatt continues after maxi
ue the above quoted statements
"Thc record Of 81. Julian. the FAM
GUS running horse. was broken by
mules. bronchoce. and even mon on
that run. What will a man on woman
testify To when 100 acres Of land or
-. corner LOT of a value Of $4,000 ig
- .asra ono man made in, rrr on
the two hind wheels Of his WAGON.
with his farm team. and WHOM his
contest was on i'm the land office il
showed he bcat the first passenger
train from he ,or'h line Of The chcr-
, from thc some spot at the firing Of
a pun a+ noon on Auru % 1883.
"Atl2 o,clocl, noon. that same day.
tho noruiation of Guthrie was the
nost,nostar and tho eection crov,. tU,o
bo,,rs Iatar On ma bnman b.inos u,cro
rnar,ina ioose or tho rovcrnncnt
tov,nsite of 400 acres around ono
s,I,tarv ,rar,,o huildin, tho I-ritnd
Statcs ,and oftice Ten claimants far
ovory lnt ord no, q r,rrder Tbis ia
H. oo.,,t Zoo, ,,boro ,y,rn ro
e,roo,s or olIc,,s marked of ON the
,,ro,,nd and INV wero likewise nc.
cuniad The American peoplr are
no eoeiest qovcrncd neoplo on earth
and the less Of written laws fhe more
one man feels Ike recitlng the Lords
nrover right ont I'm chirrrb
"At A o,clocI, ON tho ovenipe, nf tho
openine OF oklahoma an election for
Tho first mavor was in full bla.t
was the candidate Of tho young mon.
lSruator Kelly of Oregon was the rep.
resentative OF the long-whiskorci
gentry. and Senator Kelly of Kansas
was the third candidate in the field
He was from Kansas. so had HIS
pockets fun Of referendumg and re.
lSlls.
1T was really funny how became
dominated. At Kansas city. on my
way TO the opening being n little shy
of money ] Of course looked up a
ticket broker and succeeded IN pur.
chasing ticket from n cut rate Office
that allowed me about enough money
party from whom | purchased the
ticket remembered me on the town.
sitc at Guthrie ana came running
over To the lau1 ONCE whgr' ] was
busy making ont homestead nrull'a-
tons Tor thoS" VINO EIshed 10 me ON
their cla.us al the IAN" once. My
oiilce was an OREGON pine St.n&Io ana
my once iuImluit consisted 90 an lh-
dellhlc pencil WIN I""t OF Hea'eo
ior cover
Ihe benevolent u'N'J hioEer rah
nominated me as ih" A"Hu.. m.t '+H-
didate' ana II was lmp"ssl PIE t"I mo 10
l'aye my Once untl i nal s.. u''H
SLtlcieut ie's N'jh NIi'h I" bIy q
wac shF th"i very use. .I "r.
ucle' having I".t II ln ih' rush. u
TOOK nut very L." minute T." f'fi.h h.
ism my cN'h'guei ana th'h J h'ii 'd
over To Nh.re the tltt'''A was I'D '""'
place
ne frst thlnS deinanu.d ny th't
sf-ing crowd Whlch looked more
hte q moving arsenal ana bhl.lhH gun
oeht on the elecuon OF mayor was
a speech. Recollect there was not
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-31
lie TL4S4 DAILY WORLD HOME AND PROGRESS NUMBER
OPENING OF Oklahoma
l. Was NeUer PQrGUoled
,rstateacut of oney Hoggatt of BuIfrog Fame-Au Rac
ing GecoIds BrokeA-The First Election for Mayor
At Guthrie Intimidating Settlers.

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.on.ye uuu.gn. vII. ..y...s fU., D.,
spent JUST t.tH. .I... ...a..s..u l...u
the news reached I.I.... ~
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he sfr.r. and ~ g. '.r
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.,. '"'s '"'"''" I'I
,,,r," ,,
"a, i.'''l ','.'-"" N''S '' I'u
,' a." '.lS MINUTES an" NII never
wa, 'I''' D" 1".'l'" '""0
wa. 30 ,'N N I''... I."' "H" 'H"3 '"d.H
/ "l''N .", u, '", II u."l "I Ih' l".-
anu l'"u CUT "'I '" ..' i''. W.
/ l"v' "SN'u '' HN'' 'Hr ri1'l'oh posi-
t""'" Glu4 H''| ,o"'" near lIN'u
AIIi'S, lha' "'' oI'"A," 10 o''iu
ana lhe eitob"h. proceeded without
any hhI oi hhoWI,aet as 10 the 'h"I-
a'l'r OF inc cdhdluaies or whether
they were cltzchs nT the OhIivd states
. or FuSsIa, There was one election
Nhefe lhud-SllnEln7 was impossible al
not over ten o-cIH out OF the tO.oOO
Knew the nrst thinS, living or dead
about any Of the cand dates.
AFTER three days, however, com
promise was effected whereby COL n
B. Dyer OF Kansas city became the
first mayor and | was first city 0t-
'oruey Soon after the city ot North
Guthrie was organized and at the first
election ] was named the first mayor
Subsequently several other 6ulhrlos
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-31
AMONG THE BEST.
NET 1iiI OLDEST.



Tho Partisan Dry Cleaners. 21t
South Boston have one of the best
equipped concerns in the Southwest.
This was the first dry cleaning es-
tabl.shments located n Tulsa and be-
gan business in 1900. The plant is
furnished with the latest machinery
and parsph-ruaia for cleaning ANA
pressing clothes. The Partisan Dry
Cleaners have more than 900
square feet Of floor space. and oper-
ate tho most sanitary place in the
state. Only skilled men and women
are employed. a specially Of the
business is the blocking and cleaning
of hats. Resalcs of imported hats
and feathers Of the most delicate
manufacture are handled here with
entire satisfaction. John H. Banks-
ton is sole proprietor Of this rapidly
growing business.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-31

Summer Huardcr Gust arrived
from Boston, What are the sN best
sellers IN this iocdiity7
Fasn1r StubbleErass de-
pends on whether you want 20 store
pertaters or elder in 'em.-Puck.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-31

Blessed be the man VINO l3 In
hurry; he never stops TO tell his trou-
bles.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-31
. . (. {. {. {. o. {. q :. .
z. HENRY NEISI.L RESIDENCE .
= q :. a. u q. -. -. :.

The residence Of Henry Kuciscl
No. South Victor avenue. Us said
TO be the only house in Oklahoma,
with green rrrmoi.d brick U.Ii. Ih.
outside walls. resplonceut iu green
are very attractive The building is
trimmed with Carthage stone and
has a red tiled roof .Tha home is
two stories high and was built In
1911. Tho cost of this home to-
gether with a commodious barn Of
bun brick was about $4,000. SIR
and Mrs. Kncisel planned their home
and are proud of their mansion Tn s
house has eight rooms. each Of
which is finished In a different style
The wood work is quarter sawed oak
and the interior walls are Of stipple
finish. All the windows are equip
ped with copper bronze screens In
msal frames. A feature Of this re-
markable house is a large fireplace
constructed Of green enameled brick
Mr.. Kneisel is one Of Tulsas pio-
neors. lie built several of the busi-
ness blocks In this city.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30
ROYAL THEArER.

It is Bison "19l1 day again at the Royal, with brand new two reel feature from this company to head the bill. and pair of Imp. comedies to chase away the serious thoughts
 "The Light in the Window, is the Bison feature title. It is 1000 feet of human interest without dull mo ment in it. Recently the Bison com pany has branehed out in the char aeter of it's scenarious and the offer ings now include pictures that are far removed from the average west ern The patrons of the Royal ap nreeiate this change, as the Bisor company never turns out an ordi nary picture, everyone is a headliner This is one of the hest yet.
 The Bald Headed Club, is thu title of an Imp. comedy, a regular scream, while Society Day at Pip ing Rock. is comedy drama iron the same company Both these pic lures are laugh getters and you will appreciate one as much as the other as the subjects and characters art all different.
 The Monday program will please you sure.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30
Cbe Cbeaters
AT THE PRINCESS.

The Princess oilers the first half of tie week the latest success in ab- lreviated musical comedies. Whose Little Girl Are You. is different from it predecessors inasmueh as t is real farce, uproariously funny. with t dozen songs and specialties ihtespolated during is action.
 The cast is small but quality takes the place of quantity in this instance Morris x Thurston are featured with the attraction and are well known thfoueh having been at The head of their own company for the past teG years The songs were written by Boyle Woolfolk, who is also respon. sible for the music in "A Winning Miss help materially to make the slow one of the big successes of the vaudeville season
 Whose Little Girl Are Yon' is one Of the most cha ming tabloid mn sleal comedies now On the stage. II comes to the Princess with the re sommendaiion that it is as tuneful as pretty. as bright and entrancing as the recent tahloid offering Merry Man and all who saw this splen- did piece are sure to be as well pleas ed with the coming attraction
 There Is more comedy in Whose
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30
THE LYcEuM rHEATER.

Of all the moving pictures, features of two and three reels, that have been seen in this city, there Is none that has come so well recommended as the magnificent four reel special. over four thousand feet Of film, re- member, entitled Satan. which the l-yceum will offer for the approha- ton of it's patrons Monday and Tues- day.
 When one considers that this great feature will be shown in Little Rock within the next two weeks the prices there Leing 25. 90 and 75 cents, and one dollar. one can well understand. that where quality and quantity. as well as every other essential that makes for a perfect masterpiece, Is contained in this most gorgeous of all motion photography. This feature represents an outlay of over sl00,- 900.
 In this day of speculation it seems almost improbable. yet that is what
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30
AT THE LYRIC.

Always aiming to tive the patrons of the Leric the best obtainable the
 management made arrangements with k. R. Roberts to play weeks engagement commencing Monday matinee and daily as well as two per formances each night during the week in which time "The Pin Mask musical comedy company will pre- sent three of their funniest comedies. A complete change of songs and spe- cialties will be offered with each comedy
 Monday Sratinee the offering will he The Pink Mask. a comedy said to be "a laugh from start to finish, Wednesday matinee the offering win be "A Lawyers Dilemma a rip roaring comedy with all new song numbers and specialties. Friday mat day mat.aee the laugh proyoker will be a con. ty from the pen of Bob by Barker. said to cause exeration for every laughing muscle in the body, it is called, ~The Morning Al ter the Night Before. Special fea- lures during the week will be on Tuesday night a chorus girl contest to decide long standing dispute as to who is the eleverest girl in the company. the audience will be the judges. Thursday night a new idea of tho Amateur contest will be offer ed and on Saturday night MT. Rob erts will introduce for the first time in Hot Springs the Country Store contest.
 In this store one can buy nothing everything is free to the persons at tending the performance.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30

those who made this feature expend- ed before they got the kind Of pie ture they were after. IL took months to get all the scenes, but these man ufactrers have given to the amuse- ment world in general and the world Of motion photography feature that stands superior to anything ever at tempted by the moving picture men It Is the climax of previous efforts, the acme of the photographers art The Lyceum will charge ten and twenty cents for this great feature. the change in price being necessary, owing to the great cost of the man agement in bringing this big feature
 to Hot Springs.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30
THE NEW CENTRAL.

Just as the old, old songs continue to be the favorite, so, too are nov ing pictures that depict the old mel odies and revive interest in them. Tbat is why the Essany company has been so very successful with their latest heart interest feature. An Old. Old Song. which comes to the New Central for the first time Mon' day
 "MolIy's Mistake. tells the story of the wife of an honest fisherman who made the acquaintance of gay party who stopped in the little vii- lage in which she lived. < Vitagraph has been turning out some very excellent comedies late ly. but there has been none so inter
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30

Little Girl Are You''. than in any similar piece. The situations are ey. eruciatingly funny, the songs are merry and comieal. and the entire snow, from every standpoint, is one oi those Very acceptable offerings that one wants to see d second and a third time.
 Whose Little Girl Are You, WI be at the Princess for three days. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30

guess. The one thing that stands pEeeminent with this big attraction is that there has never been any thing like it ever seen in this city and that il possesses thrilling and entertaining features that no other attraction can possess. Rnn ont to the park this afternoon and see n real show.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30

esting as the one at the New Central Monday. and in The Builders of a Dog House", you will see that gen ial fat soul, Hughie Mack, and his colleague. Waffle Van, at their best,
 Tuesday the 'immortalization of Victor Hugo's great story, 'The Hunchback. of Notre Dame" mag nificent hand colored, three reel pathe special comes to this house.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-03-30
wHlTriNeToN PARK
 ATTRACTIONS.

Don't imagine because two great league teams and the auto polo con tests have taken np much of tue spot line in the amusement al the mark that the ercatest educational feature. combined with the most thrilling exhibition Of ail, the Horue Wild Animal show has heen pe' geeted, for sou viii make wrong
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-21
Rochester Herald Joins
The Times In Stand For
Advertising Integrity

The Herald. one OF Rochester's
ablest newspapers. has been running
this announcement in its columns:
The Herald does not accept false
or fraudulent advertising, or medical
advertising OF Objectionable nature.
Every advertisement in its columns Is
printed with full confidence in the
character and reliability OF the adver.
tiser and the truth OF the representa-
tons made. Readers OF the Herald
will confer a favor upon the publish
ers II they will promptly report any
failure on the part of an advertiser
TO make good any representation con-
tanned In a Herald advertisement.
Discussing its stand for advertising
decency-2 stand which every self-re-
specting newspaper Is bound to take
before many years have elapsed, the
Herald says:
1T is an undorbted fact that many
newspapers are guilty OF great laxlty
OF supervision over the contents OF
their advertising columns. even those
most careful IN scrutinizlng their
news matter being in the habit OF
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-21
sutch sad, sad story about a proud father
in a lighthouse who wanted to holler

my goodness, says the captin, II
must be pirates, and he made all
speed for nassau, where he reported
to the goyner that the waiting Island
lighthouse was attacked and hollering
for help
30 the govner he hoped out OF his
chair and rushed around and gent a
lighthouse tender with 2 companys
OF marines and field gun full speed
to waiting island
when they got there evrything look
ed quiet and the commander OF the
marines thought perhaps evryboddy
had been murdered
so him and his men went up to the
lighthouse and nat seemed very mulch
Surprised to see them
they asked him about the nj nag,
and Just then his wife came In with
nat Jones. r. In her arms
young nat had arrived a few days
before, and his pa explained that he
had run up the flag with nj, for nat
jones, Just by way Of sellabrating
gee, but the commander OF the
was mad, and when he got
back TO nassau the govner was mad
and now nat Jones has got the bum
nest lighthouse on the smallest island
n the whole bahamys
pritty tuff luck for a proud father
hat Just wanted to holler a little,
INIT IL johnny
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-21
AZ THE JUNIOR Offs BOY.


n. ". ian 21.--poor nat jones, bet
you amt heard about how he queered
HIS good Job
the detales of poor mats truoies II
sumthing out Of witch comick op-
pera could almost be framed up
nat IL q cullerd man. and he II .
lighthouse keeper down In the bahany
Islands
he minded his fob very faithful TOR
years. and then the government re
warded him by giving him the waiting
island lighthouse, witch IN the best
one In the islands
40 nat was pretty happy, and ne
rellabrated by getting married, and
him and his bride set mp light house
ueeping on waiting island
~ guess that amt some COAX. hey)
well. all was peaceabls and gay on
waiting island until couple OF weeks
then one day q steamship was go
ing by mats place when the capttn see
two nags flying from the lighthouse
he looked them up In his signal
book 10 see what was doing on the Isl
and
one Of the aags was n. and the 0tnsr
one was
the captin found that nj meant =
am attacked, with assistance"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-21
The Conservative Octopus

There's a Jolly old Octopus In deep
Financial Sea
Who adores all Little Fishes and In
vites them In for tea:
He declares, I'm good and happy u
they'll only let me be
.Bat you mustn't, upon any Pretext.
interfere with Existing Conditions, as
that would destroy the Prosperity OF
the Entire Nation!"
He says, In case OF Rebates, by Q
naughty Railway Line.
They ought to ask an Agent, quite po-
htely, TO resign.
It's wrong TO make an err1ng Cor
poration pay a Fine
"For think OF the Resultant Injury
to innocent Investors. Spectators
widows and Orphans even unto the
Fourth and Fifth Generation!"
He dotes on Courts and Judges, as he
knows tbs only right
That Burglars. Crooks and Sharpers
should be put Where Dogs Can't
Bite.
But the Grand Financial Flim-Flam
that's another matter, quite;
because. how would II be possible
"a float Great Industrial Enterprises II
Restrictions were placed upon Mod
ern Enlightened Methods of FL
He's strong for Honest Labor, but he
takes Il very III
That some should seek 20 saddle the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-01-21

giving space to the advertising claims
or swindlers OF all sorts, from So
called matrimonial wants and fortune
tellers. 10 quack doctors and fake
stock.jobbiIg schemes. Provided only
II pays, anything can get into the col
umns or some newspapers.
1T is wellknown fact that GER
tain advertisements appearing In the
columns of such newspapers are 30 OBJ
ectionable that most self-respecting
advertisers not only do not want their
own copy to appear next to them, but
many OF them specify that II must not
appear even on the same page.
while the Herald has ut aii times
reserved the right to reject objection
able advertising. and has freely exer-
cised this right, II has not gone az far
in this direction as 1t purposes to go
In future.
"The Herald plans to print a news
paper in the columns of which no ad-
vertiser need fear that he will have
undesirable neighbcrs, and which no
father OF a family need hesitate 10 see
in the hands OF any of his children"