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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

Many Ills come from impure blond.
Cant have pure blood with faulty Ill
gestlon. lazy liver and sluggish how
els. Burdock Blood Bitters Is RECON-
mendod for strengthening stomach
bowels and liver and purifying the
blood
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

A 1ernan clerk has been arrested.
charged with attempting TO biackmail
Lord Rothschlld out Of $4,000. We
do not condone blaekmail. bat IL a
man must blackmall Lord Rothschiid,
why stop at measly siso.ooo?
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

Fiction after an h but q poor imi-
tation u actual life. How many writ
ors u detective stories cen pull on
$4,000 Jewel robbery a. neatly
as that one az Narraaunsett Pierg
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

No one who accuses the Demoerat-
io party Of being party Of radicals
tan be- familiar with the course Of
the administration IN the matter Of
hiexico.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

you charge him With being q lob.
byist7"
sure"
And Why
HE didn't agree with me on the
question that WAS under conaidcra.
ilon. Ne was on the other side.
n that your definition Of lobby
iss7"
"of course. "--Clevcland Plain
Dealer.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02
Observation-Disclosures.


u--
uncontemtaOnallties
From tho Chicago Tribune.
'Hewllgus. ia ask YOU 10 60 out
and lunch with me. but you always
make too much noise when you eat.
"I'm lending YOU this money.
Squailop. because I can AFFORD to lose
u II you never pay me-"
eyer hunban' is n nice lookin' man.
Miz farrikins. but he must have
picked you up when Il was dark"
'You wouldn't be bad sort Of
fellow. amykins. II you could break
yourself Of the habit OF Duzzing a
man when he wants TO work"
- think ! must have met you
somewhere; your face IL familiar. IN
fact. rs too blamed familiar"
u
McCartcr's Luck.
Mccarter has had a couple Of men
cverhauling his auto thia week. The
whistle Was found 10 be IN fair work
ing ordcr.--0Rilatin (Mont) Journal.
o.
AND HAVE you heard that new
Missouri river steamboat whistle on
one 81 our iVNaA utfurcoSthf
D.
TetaOln ON the shrdla.
A soldier Of the Legion lay dying I'm
AlRscrH;
The report came In by cable. thus
confirming ali our fears:
For martial correspondent having
seen him pass away
Sent his name along with many who
had shuffled OFF that day.
And this message or the cable came
into printers hands
who was not AZ an familiar with the
towns in foreign lands.
So we read Ia tears. next morning.
how the hero tried and true
Had passed away al Etaoiu. fair
Etaoin on the shrdlu.
81
THE THRIFTY man buys his sum
mer rags now---if he has the price.
d
A CAT MAY have nine lives. but oh
you Pankhurst!
SOME CALLS Il the shadow
skirt"
d
PRESIDENT HUERTA rs missing
grand opportunity In not Offering 20
mediate between sulzer and chief
Murphy.
ONE WAY TO keep cool In hot
weather. advises an exchange. rs 90
read fisen About rs effective as
acquiring brain fever m am other
way.
d
THE LATEST dress access lry Il the
"tanRo garter'--sO we have HEARD
d
COULDN'T get In touch with Mar
ply. says Mulhali. Well, hs touched
about everyone else.
O.
We Lave HIN So.
The siinp who takes five vacations
during the year and ins.sta on taiklnB
about Il 40 us morning. noon and
night. just when the cost OF living II
bearing most heavily upon our IN
fortunate necks.
YOU'D THINK those eastern cities
would have more regard for their cii-
matte regulations than To- rrodt an
deaths 70 the heat during the calofie
term.
o.
GLAD VIE do not lac la Germany
whore no telephone conversation y
allowed 70 last longer than six min
utcs.
O.
At THE PRESENT rate of bribery
convictions IN West Virginia the leg
lslature viii soon be shy quorum.
NATURALLY MIR. Charles Warren
Faro. Ranks shifts NJ al that grape
| juice conversation.
o.
THIS cOf.LUM acknowledge with
Indignant bushes receipt Of q post
card replica Of the celebrated paint
ing september Morn" from sub
stantini Albuquerque statesmen now
in Washington and whose name we
shall make known only 90 ANTHONY
Comsiock 20 whom full report of
tho case VIII be sent
-E. ID. j.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

For quick service call Bambrook
Bros. Auto Lane. Phone sac
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02


soal.
Alternating tuff8n, fsc.
First h rHftAnl AEON fls--
Swat chlcaao IffbNne.
Fly ~ moinern butter dish.
Wait a ninulel Maht i wish
HwB1'- nuffuin Vows
Ply npgn TIE soup flah fIins
le viii aoon BE- ln the swim
swntl--s scranton Tribune ifepubllcsn
Wis upon your slice VI bread;
If be wipes his feet you're dead
aHal. 6foaston Post.
Fig upon the baby's none.
Land on him before he goes
swati- Orange Leader
~ upon yohr dish ~ fruit:
SIT him ou|ck OF he viii sco0l--
swet.-K Kansas cry star.
FlS once led ma auito a chase.
BROKE two mirrors and vase
sWati-B ifmiuEhsm Agc-Horaid.
Fiy crawr into FATHERS ear.
A. he starts 20 pour she becr
swat
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

81 many of her boys ioncthof win
millions 81 MONEY!
And tao end u not yet
ny all means Secretary nrpan
should ~ alYen tho Mexican assign.
mcnt
That 81 e a doeanf intoffcre with
nle chansauquA thaasements
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

Diamond fce--tae best ice, made
from distilled water. Phones s7-Bs.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

Try a HERALD want Ad.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

li'e Hetiina warm. Don't let your
ice bon SGT arr. Cali ~ bT-be--Dia-
Napnf iaA
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

TFImolo's IAvor, ana North second.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-02

AAutU tcllcf.
Tho lectures Colonel Bfyan Rlyes
Ai aninmtf long, Gro alven
bernuse he's forced 60 do such work
BY The hlgh cost OF Twin.
Ana We are sorry FOR that man
20 az hla ttlbulation.
Because we've known him long. and
know
How he hates conversation
Houston Post
The Real Dope.
ar. Bryan sbya he doesn't Want
Mira Bryan u act az bartender and
serve drinks IN their home. Talk llke
that always makes q great hit on the
Chauinuquo circuit II Birmingham
ARe-ifefald.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24

The young widow who hesitates II
v0n f 5y &-E5 ~ asiss i8 ~ s3s5f ES
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
FASHION MORE SOBER.
RICHNESS AND SIMPLICITY TO
MARK. NEW GOWNS.
Possibly Even More Costly, but DsoId.
ss eddy Quieter In Effect, ls the
Promise Made to Us by
the Designers.

There is a familiar and much abused
word which succinctly describes the
best class of new tailored wear for
fall. and that word is elegant" the
word being used in It's best sense as
pertaining to all that ia distinguished
refined and aristocratic. The Partisan
term elegant" the woman OF highbred
distinction. and OF wealth and class
truly elegant, then is the new fall
taileur with its trim. slim lines, its
i perfect cut. its unexaggerated and re-
served character throughout gra-
cious contrast indeed to the overdone
Oriental effects with which tall, short,
stout and thin women have struggled
through the past twelve months.
There has been q tendency for some
months, past, on the part Of the tailor.
ing craft. to get away from intimate,
meaningless draper!es, slashes, sashes
and other features Of far eastern orr
gin. and establish feminine tailored
wear more on the safe and sane basis
Of effects more nearly approaching
those masculine tailored garments.
4 The new fall suits turned out by 3au.
4 thoritative hands. are not mannish
they are far too graceful and dainty
for that. but they. keep to established
mannish forms. Skirts are straight
I and narrow. and though. drapery ap.
pears reasonably It IL beginning now
to take its proper place in gowns OF
silken stun, while the tailored walking
skirt Is embellished with stitched
r bands of braid, buttons. cleverly in.
serted tucks, or skillfully loaded plaits.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
How Fast Can a Duck Fiy7

"a very interesting account Is given
In Outing on timing the speed OF
ducks. The author says in part: Sew
en- green-wtng teal were timed at 80
seconds, or 90 miles per hour and q
pair OF green-wings at 40 seconds, or
80 miles per hour. All this time my
farmer boy had been doing his best;
he shot at them all, no matter how
high they were. The large flock Of
sbluebills scarcely raised when he shot.
so high were they. So far he had not
killed a duck, although in one Of the
mallard flocks he had made one Of
them take to the weeds. was watch
ing little bunch approach him when
up went the fash and one Of them
crumbled out. In exactly 81 seconds I
checked OF nine spoonbills. giving
them the blue ribbon for the day with
a speed OF 1913 miles per hour. Wheth.
Ter the fact that one Of their number
was killed made the difference I do
not know. It did not have this effect
on the bunch Of mallards. When one
Of their flock was hit, he did not go
straight down as the spoonful did.
but I would think that the effect on
the flock would have been the same"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
IN ALL SIZES AND SHAPES
New Buttons May Be Of Any Kind
Which the Fancy Of the Wearer
u Chooses TO Dictate. u.

The new buttons are in odd shapes
and colorings. Squares. hexagons.
pyramid effects, barrel. platter, olive,
bathtub and pear shapes are the nov.
eities. Besides these unusual shapes
there are still the ball and half-ball
I buttons.
Some very striking novelties are In
black glass or crystal with mosaic de-
signs, In Chinese colorlngs. These un-
! usual effects are accomplished by
means OF carving, and by painting the
designs underneath the crystal. Dainty
floral designs are. done the same way
These Chinese colorings are even
more strikingly emphasized in the
,semi.ball buttons. some OF which are
half one color and half another, while
others are divided into as many as
four sections, each OF which Is in DIFF.
ferent color. Rich burnt orange tones
are frequently used. n, ~, 4 ..:y Il
Some handsome porcelain buttons
are painted in Persian and mosaic ct.
fects. Among the extremely new ief'
fects in porcelain and crystal are the
fruit buttons In realistic shapes and
8colorings. Apples, pears, cherries,
etc, are so perfectly designed as to
render them readily recognizable.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
THE BEST TREATMENT FOR
ITCHING ScALPS, DAhDRuFF
AND FALLING HAIR

TO allay itching and irritation Of the
scalp. prevent dry, thin and falling
hair, remove crusts, scales and dan
drun, and promote the growth and
beauty of the hair, the following spe-
cial treatment 10 most effective. agree-
able and economical. pn retiring.
comb the hair out straight all around.
then begin. at the side and make .
parting. gently rubbing Cuticura Olnt-
ment into the parting with q bit OF
soft flannel held over the end OF the
finger. Anoint additional parungs
about half an inch apart until the
whole scalp has been treated. the pur-
pose being to get the Cuticura ONT
ment on the scalp, skin rather than on
the hair. It il well to place q light
covering over the hair to protect the
pillow from possible, stain. The next
morning, shampoo with Cuticura Soap
ana hot water. Shampoos alone may
be used as often as agreeable, but
once or twice a month II generally
sufficient for this special treatment
for women's hair. 4: Y.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
CURING Il cad ache by the Knife. /.

~
81 A Dr.. Henning Of London reports
an operation worthy to be called by
his name, since in its therapeutic APP
plication it has been conceived and
carried out by himself alone. Upon
a brother physician forty-eight years
old, who was q chronic sufferer from
gastroenteritis and severe headaches,
the latter coming on twice q week and
lasting from day to three days. Hen.
ming performed unique operation,
suggested, doubtless. by the fact that
the patient himself noted that by
grasping the back Of his neck with
the right hand and making pressure
his pain would be relieved for time.
Twice were large strips OF superdu-
GUS skin removed from the neck with
great betterment, though the patient
has sick headache occasionally when
he does not watch his digestion and
lets himself become constipated. The
beneficial effect from the operation is
attributed by Henning to the tighten
ing OF the skin and the removal OF
four pieces. thus supporting the cir
culAtion Just as an elastic stocking
gives support to the varicose veins
Of the leg.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
.REBUKE THAT WAS DESERVED
Noted Authors Cutting Answer War.
ranted BY the Exioencies Of
the Case.

Amelia E. Barr, in her autoblo-
graphy, tells OF her experience in look
ing for a church home" In the big
city. She enjoyed a sermon by a IA
nous preacher and wrote to ask about
joining his congregation. An officer
Of the church called. After the polite
preliminaries he said: Doctor c..
would like to know the name OF your
banker. MY banker" she replied
In Amusement. Il have no banker"
;"You see" he, continued, "ours is q
very extravagant church, mean in
good works-and our members must
be looked to for large subscriptions.
Doctor c. is acquainted with your
name, and thinks highly OF you. but
he is afraid you would not be able
to give as-as literally as our church
expenses demanded Mrs. Barr looked
at him silently while he houndered in
explanations. Finally she said: You
had better make no more sexplana-
lions, sir. understand that only the
rich can be members Of Doctor C.'s
church. The Lord Christ also is there
fore Ineligible. I will remain outside
with him San Francisco Argonaut.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
~ GROWING STRONGER
Apparently, with Advancing Age.

"At the age Of so years collapsed
q man in Mo. For four years I sham.
cane, most of the time unable to
dress myself without help.
Ny feet were greatly swollen, my
right arm was shrunken and twisted
inward, the fingers of my right hand
We're clenched and could not be ex.
tended except with great effort and
pain. Nothing seemed to give me more
than temporary relief.
snow, during all this time and for
about 80 years previously. drank
daily an average Of s cups Of strong
offee-rarely missing meal.
her own hands and bought some
rections and liked it fully as well
as the best high-grade coffee.
Improvement set in at once. In
about 6 months began to work lit
tie, and in less than year was very
much better, improving rapidly from
day to day. am now in far better
health than most men OF my years
and apparently growing stronger with
advancing age.
II am busy every day at some kind
of work and am able to keep up with
the procession without q cane. The
arm and hand that were once almost
useless, now keep far ahead in rapidity
of movement and beauty of penman.
ship"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Greek, Mich. Write for copy of the lit.
tie book, THE Road to Wellyille."
Postum comes In two forms:
Regular Postum-must be well boiled.
Instant Postum Is a soluble powder,
? A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In {
cup Of hot water and. with the add
ton Of cream and sugar, makes a de-
ucious beverage instantly.
There's reason" for Postum.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
NOTES FOR SQUAD BREEDERS
Many Important Little Hints That Will
Prove Interesting and Instructive
In Pigeon Loft.
N. BENNINGTON.)

(By l.. NJ. BENN1NGTONO
In order that it can be taken out
and cleaned, the floor of each nest
should be movable. S IL
sawdust should not be used in the
nest as 1t harbors lice.
Never add new birds to flock al.
ready started, II you can possibly help
1t.
After seven or eight years breeding.
the usefulness OF the bird is ended.
For want OF the proper experience
the first year, the parent stock are
apt to be more or less careless and
neglectful. ~
After giving the feed It Ia best to
leave the loft. as pigeons are apt to
forget their young II they are watched
while feeding. q;
1t is estimated that q pigeon Of the
average size will need an ounce OF
food a day. together with plenty OF
grit, salt and fresh water.
Where loss OF appetite and indis-
position OF the bird is noticed q good
remedy is to feed little hempseed.
add precipitated chalk to the drink.
Ing water and keep q good supply of
grit and salt-cat withinsreach, 1t will
help greatly IL the bird is isolated for
q day or 30. IS .@
Squads cannot see until about eight
days old. n.
"A good weight for dressed squad II
eight pounds to the dozen.
The eggs hatch on the eighteenth
day OF incubation. !;
In stocking the loft allow two nests
Tor each pair OF breeders. 5ss
AS a rule the breeding season e1.
tends from March until September.
The first egg is generally laid about
two weeks after the nest is made.
The market price for dressed squads
are best durteg January. February and
March.
The Homer. is strong well-built
bird. Of good size, thrives in contine-
nent. is an earnest bseeder and q care
full feeder. s IA. n.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
,l.WITH NEW JAPANESE SASH
Distinctive Feature Of Gown 10 an
Idea That 10 Borrowed From
the Orient. 81 N
This charming gown il accompanied
by one OF the new Japanese sashes.

] tied above the
normal waistline
In the back in .
re a d In & bow
somewhat like the
obi--or ,sash-ot
the Japanese gel
cha girl. These
sashes ARE the
! craze In Paris
now and the mod.
eel pictured is OF
white hemstitched
crepe de chine.
matching a bodice
OF the same ma.
terial, over which
is draped a tunic
Of chiffon. The
draped skirt is Of
black lansdowne
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24

Z X honk! III S y Y &c
your cows moo in most peculiar
way" f$j a f.. II
The instinct for self.preservation I.
develops animals" remarked the farm
er Then cows don't want to be
run over by the pesky autos, SO they
are learning to honk."-Judge:
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
SELECTING THE SEED BETS
Greatest Care Must Be Exercised In
Picking Out Only Perfect and
Typical Type Of Plants.

The alt Important thing in beet
growing is good seed. In selecting
mother beets-that Is, beets from
which seed is to be grown-the great
est care must be taken to pick out
only perfect and typical types. They
must conform to many requirements.
They must not be too large or the
sugar contents will be too low. They
must not be too small. since small
beets are not profitable.
1t must not have divided tap root
or large side roots since the richest
part Of the beet Is in the lower part
OF the root. It follows that, = mother
beet must not be slim with long.
slowly tapering root that grows deep
ly into the ground, az such roots are
sure to break in harvesting. leaving
the best part below ground.
The beets must grow entirely be-
low ground, as the part that grows
above must be cut OF and wasted in
topping. /,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
10 TELL A MUSHROOM
One versed in Science May De-
termine New Species.
Safest Method IL TO Learn Each EdI-
BILE Species Carefully From Some
Good AuthorIty-Never Eat
One Unless Known.
(By q A. BENNINGToN.)

4 (By L. NJ. BENNINGTON.)
Eat one and II 1t kills you 1t 10
poisonous; II 1t does not make you
sick 1t liz edible" There are many
rules for determining them yet all
really center down to this-the only
infallible one yet given. Those fami.
liar with only the common mushroom
say to avoid all which have white
gills and hollow stem; yet many
edible ones are by this rule dis.
:carded. is4S{ 4
'All with milky Juice are to be
stunned" is another too compre'hen-
sive rule. Equally fallacious is the
general statement that q membranous
sheath at the base of the stem OF. a
warty cap Is q hopeless ban. It is
simply reason for distrust, as are
the other signs. NJ
The idea that II q silver spoon left
in the dish remain untarnished they
were edible, has also been too sadly
demonstrated as false
The safest method is to learn each
edible species carefully from some
good authority.
Almost every mushroom lover knows
one or two of the more common
species for a certainty. But let him
not be tempted into trying new sort
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
OXEN USED AS GUARDIANS
Curious Methods Observed In Spain
for the Caring Of the Fight
Ing Bulls.

Whatever ones views may be In re-
gard to bull fighting. there is one fea
ture Of the national sport OF Spain
which Is particularly interesting to
the visitor and sightseer. The bulls
for the arena are usually kept In
large paddocks, wild and unfettered-.
for. as Sir Albert Rollit, who has Wis
tied one OF these paddocks near Sc
vile, says, THE animals know moth.
ing OF ropes or chains during life
time" Is
It is a dangerous business. however.
entering these paddocks. Sir Albert
stood some so PAGES from the bulls.
and in his interesting letter describing
the scene, published in Country Life.
says: I'VE entered with our lives In
our hands," 4.
The bulls, however, are kept in or
der by Gordon OF tame oxen, which,
II bull attempts to ESCAPE, at once
prevents 1t doing so, acting skilfully
and effectively as species OF bovine
police. THE night before the spec
tacle In the bull ring at Seville" to
quote Sir Albert, "the bulls are driven.
still quite at large. by picadors along
the boulevards, intermixed with the
oxen and restrained only by them. On
my asking II there must not be danger
to the public using the boulevard, the
reply was that occasionally q bull
might hide In the bushes Of the CEN
trail gardens and fall foul iof a work
man in the morning; but such incl
dents did not seem to be regarded a.
matters OF much Importance compared
With the popularity Of the national
amusement. At times many OF the
aristocracy and others Of both, sexea
ride on horseback in advance OF the
bulls, which Ia regarded as fine, but
rather dangerous sport.
when at, or near. midnight the
bulls thus enter the bull ring. the.
scene is one Of great turmoil. noise
and excitement. In rush the driven
animals, helter-skelter, a motley crowd
OF men and beasts, asveritab1e pande-
monium. The last scene is most inter.
esting Of all. Stables with open doors
encompass the arena, in front OF each
: OF which is a sliding door and at the
back "a lighted lantern. These Ian
terms the bulls make for one after
another. smashing them and extin-.
! gushing the lights; and, as each light
is observed by an attendant to be put
out. he slips down the door Of the
stable and the bull Is thus ENGAGED
and ready for the Spanish holiday OF
the morrow. Successfully the lights
disappear. and when all are out and
the doors OF the stables closed the
police oxen are driven out Of the bull
ring to return to their more peace
full paddocks. and to render similar
service to other bulls and other de-
votes OF the bull ring. 8"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-09-24
TuiIe TUNES.

5s Some OF the new tulle tunics ara
making an appearance. The word
;"tulle" In this connection means real.
~ soft and yaporous net of the finest
kind. One Of these tunics is part OF .
toilet composed OF black foulard scat.
tered over with +fowers{in natural and
very vivid colors. Over this hangs .
itunic OF dark blue tulle. forming q
deep point in front and hemmed all
round with Jet bugles. whose weight
draws down the folds and gives them
their proper position. On the waist
q little Of this blue tulle is introduced.
and the ruche. now regarded as an
,indispensab Bile finish to the neck open.
Ing, Is half white. half blue. N