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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Not Exactly.

A lady teacher in a South London council school was recently giving a natural history lesson to a junior class. In the course of it she gave some information about the heron and at the end she asked the children as a simple home lesson, to write down what they knew of the bird.
 Only one member of her class. she says, was able apparently to set down her ideas in writing, for next morning only one essay was handed in.
 And this one essay, written by a little girl, read: Dear Teacher: A heron is bloater"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
DADDY HAD HAD FULL MEAL
Vail of Small Boy Awakened Sleepy Man to Realization of What He
 Made Away With.

One night last week papa got home late. There had been so many things to attend to at the office-and after that a customer from out of town had arrived, and-well, papa got home awfully late. He hated to disturb the family, so he camped in the dining room. And in the morning, being thirs- ty, he arose, drank water, and retired under the table again.
 Then came his little son, the earliest to arise. Little son viewed the situa- tion in the dining room. then lifted up his voice and wept.
 What's the matter?" groaned papa.
 You've gone and drank up all the water in that glass aquarium you gave me for Christmas"
 Well, never mind that. You can put some fresh water in it. and it'll be all the better"
 "Yes, but who's goin to put fresh goldfish and pollywogs and mud tur- ties in it?"
 Then papa sat up and took notice.- Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Appeal Sustained,

A mouse being chased by cat in MT. Joe's brewery, fell into vat of beer. The cat sprang to the edge of the vat and called: Aha, Mrs Mouse, you had better have let me eat you than to drown"
 Yes, replied the mouse, If you will save me from this, you may eat me-"
 The cat went to the edge of the tank and extended his paw, and the mouse landed and ran hastily into it's hole.
 Come out" demanded the angry cat, redeem your promise and let IT e devour you"
 "Oh, mo-" said the mouse, when l made it I was in liquor"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Brave Policeman.

Here is something for us all to keep in mind when we are criticising pub lie servants.
 The New York Sun, under a dra- matic cartoon headed And Yet Some Say They Are All Grafters," reprints this simple story of police heroism at a recent fire:
 Policeman Walsh grabbed the wom- an and the baby and started down to the street The burden was too much for him and he slipped when about the second story. As he slid down the la.i der he managed to keep the woman and the baby above him. He struck the ground with such force that he was stunned, but the fall of the woman and her baby was broken and both were saved"
 Police cowardice is the rarest thing in our police service. We must be just in our criticism. We must not be- smirch the brave for the shortcomings of the grafters; no more should we ex- cuse the grafters because of the bravery of the eompetent-Living Church.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Too Late.

recently become the brother of an. other little boy was sent to the grocery the other day to get some loaf sugar. By mistake the grocer gave him granulated, and the boy was sent back to have it changed.
 How do you like your new broth er?" asked the grocer, as he was weighing out the right kind of sugar.
 "Oh, I don't like him very much, the little fellow answered. He cries all the time"
 Why don't you change him, then as you dc the sugar."
 We can't change him now, cause we've used him three days
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

projecting over to a switch track on a level with the second floor.
 Automatic machinery, modern ap- pliances and passenger and freight elevators of the latest type will be installed and employed in manufac- turing and handling the company's product.
 Plans which make possible a maxi mum amount of glass area and the highest degree of sanitation have been carefully and scientifically pre- pared. Spacious and splendidly ap- pointed rest rooms are provided for employees.
 One entire floor will be devoted to laboratory and research equipment. The installation of a modern bakery for experiment purposes inSureS the
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
LIGHT BREAKS IN Thoughtful Farmer Learns About
 Coffee.

Many people exist in more or less hay condition and it often takes years before they realize that tea and cof- fee are often the cause of the cloudi- ness, and that there is simple way to let the light break in.
 A worthy farmer had such an exper- fence and tells about it, in a letter He says:
 =a For about forty years, I have had indigestion and stomach trouble in various forms. During the last 25 years I would not more than get over one spell of bilious collie until another would be uron me.
 The best doctors l could get and all the medicines l could buy, only gave me temporary relief
 Change of climate was tried with. out results. I could not sleep nights, had rheumatism and my heart would palpitate at times so that it seemed 1t would jump out of my body
 T came to the conclusion that there was no relief for me and that 1 was about wound up, when l saw a Postum advertisement. I had always been a coffee drinker and got an idea from the ad. that maybe coffee was the cause of my trouble.
 T began to use Postum instead of coffee and in less than three weeks felt like a new man. The rheumatism left me, and I have never had a spell of bilious collie since.
 My appetite is good, my digestion never was better and 1 can do more work than before for 40 years
 q haven't tasted coffee since I be gan with Postum. My wife makes if according to directions and I relish ii as well as 1 ever did coffee, and l was certainly slave to coffee"
 Name given by Postum Co. Battle Creek, Mich. Write for copy of the lit tie book, "The Road to Wellville."
 Postum comes in two forms:
 Regular Postum-must De we'll boiled
 Instant Postum is a soluble powder
 A teaspoonful dissolYes quickly in 6 cup of hot water and, with the addi tion of cream and sugar, makes a de iicious beverage instantly.
 There's reason" for Postum-
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

When completed, the new plant of the Calumet Baking Powder Company, now under course of construction. at South 41st avenue and Fillmore street, will prove a fitting monument to the ability, honesty and progress siveness which have rendered possi- ble the tremendous growth of one of Chicago's most prominent industrial institutions.
 This immense plant, the estimated cost of which is $250,000, is a strictly modern five-story and basement, fire proof, re-enforced concrete building. Size, 260x100 feet. One of the novel and interesting features of this, the largest and most efficiently equipped Baking Powder plant in existence, will be cantilever shipping platform
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
When He Answered.

Among the employees of an apart ment house is a dusky elevator con ductor, who would appear to have a system" similar to that of the maid who announced to the guest at the door that she didn't hear her until she had rung three times.
 If any enc calls, Henry, while l am out. tell him to wait. I shall be right back" said the woman to the hoy in q~astion.
 No answer from the boy si@s 07-s't you hear me? Why don't cess aRnswe7eS demanded the woman. Ahgrisy
 'I never answers, ma'am, ex plained Henry, unless l doesn't hear. and eaen I says What 9 '"-Magazine of Fun.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

maintenance of the high standard of excellence for which Calumet Baking Powder is famed.
 The Calumet Baking Powder Com pany was organized quarter of a century ago by MT. Wm. M. Wright, The company first began the manu- facture of baking powder in a com- paratively small way, with limited capital Modern methods, combined with high grade materials and an un- wavering determination to produce an article of superior quality have created a demand which necessitated the erection of the new Calumet plant have made the Calumet Company g. substantial factor in the industrial life of Chicago, and won for it a pat ronage which is benefit and cred it to the city.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Sure, He Was Glad,

A Boston father the past summer sent his boy Reginald and his three sisters to visit relative in Maine. Though it was understood the visit was to consume three weeks, their stay heightened to two months
 Well" asked the father upon the return of his offspring" was your Uncle William glad to see you?"
 Was he?" reiterated the eldest boy, as though surprised by the query Why, dad, he asked me why we didn't bring you, mother, the cook, the maid and the og!"-Harper's Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
The Pearl Fisher.

Smith dug up mussels from the stream
 Some day, perhaps" said he, "I'll find q pearl inside of one
 That shall bring wealth to me" Jones worked away year after year
 And added to his store, And people envied him who saw
 The happy smile he wore. One day Smith. who was old and poor. Cried out Behold, Behold" The pearl that he had found was worth Ten times it's weight in gold. Jones looked. and envied Smith his luck And Smith, with head a-whirl, Forgot that Jones' store was worth
 4 thousand times the pearl.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
He Got From Under,

Some of the boys had arranged for nice little poker party one night and had induced Jones to be one of the group around the table. He was twit= ted about his wife and called a 'wifey's boy until he couldn't en- dure it, and he bravely declared his independence. He notified his wife by phone that he wouldn't be home until after midnight. "Whatd she say?' asked one of his friends. "Oh, I dun mo-" admitted Jones' T hung up the telephone as soon as told her.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Bouncinq Arrival Was Baby

recently, and the husband was in the room when his first baby was born. He suddenly rushed from it and down stairs to where several persons were waiting to hear the news Its a baby, it's baby" he said, greatly ex- cited What did you think it was going to be, cat?" asked his broth er.-Kansas City Star.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Voice of Exrsrience.

Mamma she said, what preacher do you think I ought to have marry Cecil and me? I.feel as though Mir. Goodman is so young, and, not being married himself, he could hardly"
 "Oh, pshaw! Have Dr. Easleigh I've had him for four of mine, and he always gave thorough satisfaction"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Inportant to Mothers
Another Refusal to Talk.

Wasn't Jason the man who tried to land the Golden Fleece?" asked the youthful student.
 T shall not undertake to say" re. piled Senator Sorghum. q positively refuse to discuss anything pertaining to the wool business, outside of office hours"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

For a Minute He Was Conciiiatory.
 This story is told by an old miner just returned from Alaska: Mike and 1 were prospecting far away from camp when night overlook us. We decided on a short cut. We came to a canyon deep and narrow, and after some delay we found fallen tree across the canyon. Mike stepped, boldly on and started to cross. The bark sealed, almost causing him to fall He made another attempt; he gingerly picked his way, muttering as he went: Sure and Gods good, sure and Gods good, and the devil aint a bad fellow at all, at all He re- peated this until safely on the other side, where he turned and shaking his fist at some imaginary foe ex- claimed: 'Aw g'wan wid the both of yez.' '"-Kansas City Star
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Kind Girl.

VI often heah people say they have to go away by themselves to think, don't you know. It's so funny. I can think just as well wight in a cwowd as I can anywheh else"
 Yes she answered after deciding not to say it, but you must remem- Der that you are so different from ordinary men"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
A DOCTORS STATEMENT

J. R. Wells NJ. D., Weidners, Ark. writes 'Ihave been practicing in Arkansas 2oyears and constantly prescribe Mendenhall' Chill & Fever Tonic, where quinine is contra-in- dicated for children and adults with weak stomachs. It sticks where others fail" No cure no pay-Ady
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Our Pa Stimes.

From these diamonds and tennis courts and gold links and lacrosse fields and other playing grounds we are getting a new generation of young men and women. who have breath. muscle and endurance, and who will give new stature to the nation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Summer Annoyances

such as prickiy heat, ivy poisoning, insect bites and offensive perspiration
 are quickly relieved by applying Tyree's Antiseptic Powder. 25c. at druggists or write J. S. Tyree, Wash ington, D. C., for free sample.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Came to the Same Thina.

Sophomore-How cid you make your father pay your college ex, penses?
 Junior-Threatened to wait on his table at the summer hotel
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
To Get Rid of Noaouttoaa

You Sleep Fish. Hunt or attend to any work without being worried by the biting or singing of Mosquitoes Sand-fiies. Chats or other insects by applying to the face. ears and hands, DIR. PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL. 25c
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Nh SY-SIxN.SlX

This is prescription prepared es- pecially for Malaria or Chils and Fever. Five or six doses will break any case. and if taken then as tonic the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Unappreciated Genius.

She has married wonderful chess player"
 "Um. Does she expect to support him, or has he inherited money!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Important Advantaue,

The man who is a stepfather has one important advantage His wife cant set up the alaim that the children inherited all their disagreeable traits from him.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
RUB-MY-TiSM

Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia Cramps, Collie. Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Got a Jar.

What are you looking at me for?" I'm a meat inspector answered the man addressed.
 And then the end-seat hog blushed and moved over.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
WHENEVER YOU NEED
 A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
The Old Standard Groves Taste1ess chill Tonic is Equally Valuable General Tonic because Acts on the Liver and Drives Out Malaria, Enr ches the Blood and Builds
 upthe Whole System. For Grown People & Children.

You know what you are
 as the formula is printed on
 tonic properties of QUINN tonic and is ia Fast less Fo Weakn ss, general debility a Mothers and Pale. Sickly Relieves nervous depression purifies the blood. A True No family should be without
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
No Chance for Him.

Thought you were going away to- day?"
 Couldn't buy a ticket"
 Nonsense. The ticket office is never closed"
 No; but there was girl at the window ahead of me-"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Over Nothinu.

My wife and myself quarreled by wireless today"
 That's what I call having a few words over nothing"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Danoer Is Past

Tt is said that the historical novel is going out of style"
 "Hurrah, Let's go on again then and bravely try to be
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Grievance.

You seem sad. Family gone away for the summer?"
 No; the cook. Pittsburgh Post.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

Knicker-How do you like the kttch enette apartment
 Bocker-i think it has a roomctte for improvement
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
IN
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 Because your case is a difficult one, doctors having done you no good, do not continue to suffer without giving Lydia k. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound trial. It surely has remedied many cases of female ills, such as inaamma- ton, alteration, displacements, tuuors. irregularities, periodic pains, backache, and it may be exactly what you need.
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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

Complicating the situation, the kicker is nearly always headstrong.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

Red Cross Ball Blue will wash double a many clothes as any other blue. Dont put your money into any other. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
Elats

Dead Game Sport" is a most e pensive title.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

Paris has produced an opera with out words. That is some improve ment
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
INTERNATIONAL, SUNMSC[lOOL
 LESSON

lBy E 0. SELLERS. Director of Evening Department. Tho Moody Bible Institute. Chicago.)
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

You can generally get around people you can see through.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05

taking wh you take Groves Tasteess chill Tonic
 every label showing at it contains the well known Na and HON. It is strong the strongest bitter orm. It has equal for Malaria, Chills and Fever
 and loss of appetite. Gives life and vi or to Nursing 7 Childr.n. K Biliousness without purgng n and low spirits Arouses the liver to acti and Tonic and sure app tiger. Complete Strengthener. Ut it. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We m an it. SOC
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-05
LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER '
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

LESSON TEXT-Ex. 20:1-11
 GOLDEN TEXT-"Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart. and with ali thy soul and with all thy strength. and with all thy mind. Luke
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-05-03
ENTERrAINs INFORMALLY.

A pleasant meeting of the n. A. T.
Club took place last evening at the
home of Mrs. Charles Go1ding in Nor
ton court. Mrs. Go1ding was hostess at
9. thimbie party and her guests spent
the evening very enjoyably with their
needle work At ten o'clock dainty
two course luncheon was served. The
next meeting of the club will occur in
two weeks on Friday evening May IS
at the home of Miss Elizabeth Hussey
in HOFFMAN street. Miss Ella Hussey
was a guest at the meeting last even
ing and the following members of the
club were present. Miss Alice Harper.
Miss Gladys Younger, Miss Grace
Mathews, Miss Hazel Younger, Miss
Esther Schroeder and Miss Elizabeth
Hussey.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-05-03
A BRIDGE PARTY.

Mrs E. r. Disbrow entertained the
members of the Marquette Club at a
one O'Clock luncheon and afternoon
bridge party yesterday at her home,
1921 Monroe avenue. Chicago. The
luncheon was one of beautiful appoint
ments. Mrs. Ward roses decorated the
tables very attractively The color
note was yellow. Following the lunch
con which was served in several
courses the guests returned to the par
lors where bridge whist was played
during the remainder of the Afternoon
The members played at four tables
High score was made by Mrs. Peter
Crumpasker. The second honors in the
games were won by Mrs. T. Edwin Bell
Next Friday Mrs. Lawrence Cox OF
South Holman street will entertain the
club members at a one o'clock lunch
con and bridge party at the Hammond
Country Club.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-05-03
PROGRAM FOR FAMOUS
CONCERT ON SATURDAY

Lovers OF splendid vocal music in
general and the Welsh people of the
cities OF the Calumet region In particu-
lar are looking forward to the coming
of the Royal Gwent Glee singers of
Newport, Great Britain. with great
deal of anticipation. The seats for the
performance on Saturday night at the
Hammond theater are selling rapidly.
The program Is as follows:
PART l.
Chorus. March of the Men of Harlech"
The Choir.
Solo and Chorus. ASLEEP in the Deep"
Mr.. Geo. Lane and the Choir.
Solo. -. The Wreck OF the Hesperus'
Tom Williams.
Part Song. THE Storm"
The Choir.
Solo. Land of the Harp
/. J. Evans.
Solo ................... 'Nirvannah''
Mr.. w. J. Thomas.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-05-03
COMING EVENTS.

The Boys Choir Guild will hold it's
monthIy business meeting Tuesday aft
ernoOn at four o'clock I'm the guild
room of st. Paurs Episcopal church i'm
Rimbach avenue.
The Hammond Jewish Literary So
ciety will hold its weekly meeting
Tuesday evenig mt eight o'clock at the
home of Miss Mae ArI<in I'm State street.
musical and literary program will
be given.
The members of the Ladies' Auxiliary
to the University Club will meet at n
bridge party Tuesday afternoon In the
University Club rooms In the Citizens
German National Bank Building.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-05-03

Mrs George Yeazel was hostess to
the Loyal Womens Glass of the Chris
tian Bible School at her pretty new
home in Detroit street Friday after
noon. 1t was the monthly business and
social meeting of the class and there
was large attendance of the members
After short business session the aft
ernoon was devoted to needle work and
a pleasant time was spent socially.
During the social hour the hostess
served dainty two course luncheon
The class will meet again in June and
the hostess will be Mrs. MilIner OF
Elizabeth street
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-05-03
AN AFTERNOON PARTY.

Mrs. Ora Hartman entertained the
members of the Happy Hour Club very
pleasantly at a thimble party yester-
day afternoon at her home, 1872 High
land street. The members devoted the
hours until four o'clock to their needle
work after which they were served
with prettily appointed two course
luncheon. Only the members were
present yesterday. They planned to
meet again in two weeks on Friday
afternoon, May 16 and the hostess will
be Mrs. G. F. Phares of Detroit street.
Mrs. Phares will be hostess al Thin
bic party.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-05-03
MAY PARTY AT
STAMPS TUESDAY

The May party on next Tuesday
night at Assembly hall, which is to
mark the reopening of Stamm's dane
ing school, will be one of the pretty
social events OF the season. Mr. Stamm
has spared no expense and hard la
Dor to make the hall the most attrac-
tive for the occasions and same pre-
sents a most pretty scene it is
simply one profusion of apple bios
SONS, which with the use of the sweet