The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-03-16


perfectly groomed, looking every Inch the
matinee IDOL"
Loads of people who belong on sixth
avenue walking on Fifth.
irish coachmen in French livery,
Tess" oelfichs and Name Fish In
a stunning car, minus Harry Lehr
] Several soubreftes with high heeled slip-
pers and lace petticoats, fairly fresh
Many strange old women of uncertain
age and certain Intentions
A Nouveau Richie who looked like
| her drawing room might be furnished
with Louis the Fourteenth street. fur
niture. M
Country parson with set of 'let us
pray" whiskerettes.
Several s'Trixie Hazelmeres'' and lots of
"tottie Observation-Disclosures known as
show girls
A flossv blonde with bunch of yellow
| "puffs' that looked like a pan of rolls.
| A distinguished looking "old gent with
arstocratic legs and profile like a
peanut.
Puffs of smoke flying Justify over the
F'latiron building as if to tryst.
A willie with an expression as i'm
"Tottie Twinkletoes' otherwise known as
a pretzel.
Te!razzihi blonde and 'trilly," not
Skin disease but Skin game,' at S5
per throw
Loads of people at "The Vanderbilt
who aren't yanderbilts.
Gaby Deslys with just about enough
clothes on to wad gun.
! Mr.. Thomas Nelson Page, the well
known author, who came up for the Lotos
club dinner in his honor, looking the typi-
cal Virginia gentleman that he is.
Frieda Hempel in '"Traviata" (the oper-
attic stepchild of Camille" you know
wearing stunning Paris gown and a
diamond "anklet."
Our own dear Geraldine" as 1.-THE
Yoose Girl in "Koenigskinder,' prettier
and more fascinating than ever
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A befuzzled looking man who looked
like a parrot that had been left out
| in the rain all night.
A fat lady in brown "hobble" look
/ ing like an apple fritter.
Vernon Castle and his New Rochelle
wife. "Cabaret-ing" at Louis Martins
in the same dance they do In THE Sun
shine Girl"
A woman with one of those charac-
teristic faces. once seen, is never re-
lmembered.
Mrs. o. H. P. Belmont. with dinky
suffragette hat on, that looked like a
lpoliceman's.
A Peroxide Dame, who looked like
Dian of the Chase. with the accent on
the dye"
| Rich old man at club windows. look
ling provokingly comfortable.
Maurice" turkey trotting at Reis-
Ienwebers." and in this day of fever
ish dancing l may say en- passant. that
he and his partner, 'The Walton" have
perhaps the highest temperature.
A stout old lady from the country"
packed carefully In a garnet satin
frock, laced trimmed, looking like a
nice. virtuous Methodist bazar pin
cushion.
| A flirtatious blonde, with the manners
of kitten and probably the morals of
q cat.
| Lots of obnoxious old gentlemen
with bushy eyebrows and red noses.
| A lively Wax Lady in show win
dow, inviting patronage in a gown of
Mauve taffeta, marked down" to three
hundred dollars.
| Irascible old gentlmen, poking their
sticks through windows at cab drivers.
| Lots of visitors to ''rhe Great White
Way" who looked like they were lead
ing the sample" life and--liked it.
An aristocratic widow-ette, wearing
1.-TWO hyphenated knickerbocker names
a pair of knickerbockers, as it were.
Taxis full of people and luggage. the
latter covered with foreign marks.
A window full Of purple hats trimmed
with fuzzy Maline and Paradise feath-
ers. all of them about the sizse of
button.
| A pair of lovers almost kissing in
a cab.
Another pair who were.
Loads of "spaghetties' and 'maca-
Ironies' alias grand opera stars"
A "rounder" with a perpetual Jag,
looking like an alcoholic epic.
l. Caruso in brown suit, brown tie
brown shoes and brown derby. the
Image of a Lozenge.
A militant suffragette in bloomers
with two perfectly good reasons for
wearing them-one for each bloomer.
A man who stood in his own way,
lbut didn't block the traffic.
| Society
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among the visitors here for the charity
ball. The former will be with Mrs. Rob-
ert Jemison, Jr. Mrs. Cathcart with her