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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26

Doctor Johnson to the contrary not
withstanding, puns arc occasionally
sxcusable. This oneslattributed by
the Brooklyn Times to boarding
house keeper Of that city, Is good
enough to pass muster
one Of the young men who lived IN
the clearinghouse had the double
fault Of slowness in paying his bill and
fusiness. about the tiele service. One
morning he said peevishiy to the land
lady:
"Mrs. Jones, will you tell me why
my napkin is 50 damp%
Eyes. Mr.. Wicks," replied the land.
lady. promptly ITS because there "a
90 much due on your board"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26
TESTS OF SENSE OF SMELL
Experiments Have Proved That II 70
Much More Acute In the Male
Than In the Female.

Some interesting experiments have
been made In France on the relative
acuteness OF the sense OF smell In In
dividuals. A series Of solutions Of oil
Of cloves, artificial musk, extract Of
garlic. bromine and oil Of almonds,
we're prepared by successive dilutions
until the limit OF perception was.
reached, and then the solutions we're
placed unfortunately, and submit
ted to several persons Of both sexes to
classify them properly by the sense
cf smell
The results showed. that, on the av-
erage, the sense Of smell was much
more delicate in the males than in the
females; but the degrees of keenness
ranged widely as between individuals.
Thus. three male observers we're able
TO detect one part Of oil Of bitter al
monds n two million parts Of water;
though its presence was not revealed
by a chemical test; but others Of both
sexes could not detect the presence 'oi
this same product in solutions Of al
most overpowering strength.
The following figures give the aver
age limit OF delicacy Of perceptions
Oil Of cloves (males. in SS,l2S; fe
males, in 5O,667; artificial musk
(males, ! in 7S3,S70; females, | il
! s11 ,3S0); extract Of garlic (males,
in 81 927; females, ! in 4S,s00li bro
ine-(maIes, / in SS9,254; females
/ I in 1924: oil Of bitter almonds
(maIes, 1 in 10000; females, l Il
1s.000).
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26
MAJESTIC rnEArER.

Not ths biggest but the best.
New pictures seven Gays a week.
The house that L. IN the lead.
"A Tide in the Affairs Of Man." an
American picture portrayine beauu-
ful drama. Beams Of sunlight cast in
to the existence Of an old missr- Re
leased August ls.
The Smugeler's Sister" 2 thrilling
Reliance drama. Released August 10.
The House Hunting" q Majestic
laugh "A good one
Free dishes 10 the ladies. One
chance with every ticket.
PRICES 6 AMI 10 CENTS.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26
- All THE
PLAY HOUSES
sslsts--ssssassz7-
NEW KOzY

kooI Kemfsrtabls-Plsnsy o. Electric
Fans.
mot the biggest but the best"
A crackerjack program tonight.
Psthe Weekly OF Current Events" "
showing the latest happenings Of the
world See II.
Under the shadow 81 the Law" a
Biograph drama.
How Did ii Finish2" some comedy
Come and laugh.
Coming Wednesday Alone In the
Jungle" two reel animal picture.
8 cENTs---AND---10 cENTa.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26
nna4AInn nrnna cranes.

eosttlns Grows Grapes.
c.C. Goetting has just finished mar.
keting about 5000 pounds Of grapes
which he grew on his farm northwest
Of town. The are the first crop from
his vines and the quality is excellent.
They are principally Of the Catawba
variety Mr.. Goetting also has some
white grapes which are just beginning
to ripen.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26
Dry Cleaning
Saves Clothes and
Money.

Few people realize the possibilities
og our Dry Cleaning Process. both as
to the work and source Of economy
At slight cost last winters suit, cloak
or anything left over. can be put in.
the best Of condition and made to give
you another seasons wear, BY having
It cleaned. pressed, repaired or re.
lined. This means q great help IN the
problem Of being well dressed, and by
taking advantage Of these services you
can reduce your clothing biR reerly
fIfty per cent. We recommend our
Dry Cleaning as one Of the most effec-
tive means Of eeonomizing, which is
SO necessary in this day of High
Cost Of Living"
And We recommend Our Services as
the most thorough and satisfactory in
the south.
Yours for superior service.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26
LIBRARY BULLETIN.


= = . = q . %@$ = . = -
Library nours: Reading rooms and
charging desk open from p. m. to
.. m. and Z p. N. to . p. N.
Essays.
Best known and typical essays by
Lamb, De Quincy, Macauley, Carlyle,
Ruskin, Arnold, Newman and HRzlitt.
Poetry.
Representative poems or complete
works by Dryden. Pope, southey,
Scott, Campbell, Moore. Byron. Shell
ley, Keats. Hunt Hood, Tennyson, the
Brownings, Matthew Arnold, the Ros-
settis and Swinburne,
Novels. illustrating the historical
development Of English fiction:
Mallory, Morte d Arthur.
Bunyan. Pilgrims Progress.
before, Robinson Crusos.
Swift, Gullivef's Travels.
Fielding, Tom Jones.
Goldsmith, Vicar of Wakefield.
Fanny Burney, Evelina.
Jane Austin, Pride and Prejudice.
Scott, Complete Works.
Hawthorne. Marble Farm; Scarlet
Letter; Seven Gables
Lytton. Last Days Of Pompeii; Last
If the Barons.
Dickens. Complete set.
Thackery, Complete set.
Kingsley, HyDatia; Westward no
TrolIope, The Warden, Barchester
Towers.
Reade. Cloister and the Hearth; Put
Yourself in His Place; Never Too Late
to Mend.
Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre.
George Eliot. Complete works.
Meredith, Ordeal Of Richard Few
sreI; Diana of the Crossways. .
Hardy, Tess OF D. Urheryilles; The
Woodlanders.
Stevenson. Complete Set.
Kipling, ls volumes.
ChlIdren's List.
Every child will find in this list al
least few books he has read and
liked. Every book here has been q
iavorite with many boys and girls.
Aleott, Jack and Jill, Little Men, Lit
tie Women, Under the Lilaes.
Aldrlch. Story of Bad Boy.
CerYantes, Non Quixote
Clemens. Tom Sawyer. Huckleberrl
Finn.
Craik. Little Lame Prince.
Dodgson, alice in Wonderland
Through the Looking Glass.
Ewing, Jan O the Windmill.
Harris. Uncle Remus
Hawthorne, A Wonder Book.
I Howells. Flight OF Pony Baker
Hughes, Tom Browns School Days
Jackson. Nelly's Silver Mine.
/, Jewett. Betty Leicester
Kingsley, Water Babies.
Y Kipling, Jungle Books.
}. Macdonald The Princess and th
2 Lamb. Tales from Shakespeare.
y COLLINS.
Marryat. Masterman Ready, Nj
4 shipman Easy.
+ Matthews, Tom Pauldins.
I. Porter, Scottish Chiefs.
IS Pyle, Robin Hood, Nancy Rutledg
r Ruslin, King Of the Golden River.
u sewell, Black Beauty.
4 shyri, Heidi
1 Thackeray, Rose and the Ring
Ie Wyss, Swiss Family Robinson.
II Yonge, Heir Of Redclilfe.
1t Swift. Gulliyer's Travels.
Of Stevenson, Black Arrow Treasu
j. Island.
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26
Short Stories
OF The Town
y. -. win Meet.

N. P. L. Will Meet.
The National Protective Legion Will
hold special meeting tomorrow
"wednesday night at the office Of its
secretary, over Chickasha National
bank. &C. q. March, secrssary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26

Police Court Teday.
Pie police court matinee again
proved to be a good one quantity con-
sidered. II was possibly not so sea
sstional as on previous occasions, bnt
there was something doing Annie
Johnson, arraigned on charge OF i'm
moral conduct, win have a hearing
this afternoon. Jeff Moneries paid a
fine Of s. on charge OF drunkenness.
One Goldsmith was fined = five SPOT
for riding a bicycle without ligb..
Lee MoReynoids, Billie Wingo aad
Henry Polk were fixed S. each for
leaving teams standing on cAiekasha
avenue longer than IS minutes, con
trary to city ordinances. Aam.s casa
viii have hearing Oh q CHARGE Of
4 immoral conduct today A. Kilgore
and Albert Burt were srrestea On
charges Of immoral conduct and their
czses set for this afternoon
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-08-26
Keys Found at Amber.

Keys FOUND az AMBER.
BY the effectiveness Of the identifi-
cation coin on his key ring, Ben Hud-
gins received this morning bunch OF
keys that he lost at the sale day on
the frs. Nonday Of this month. The
letter in which he received the keys
stated that they had been found in the
stock yards at Amber The number
on the Identification coin was sent to
the insurance company in Worcester
Mass. from where information was
Immediately forwarded as to the ad-
dress Of the owner.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20
COME BACK HOME
TO OLD VIRGINIA
Founder and Push of the Back
Home Movement Gets
Very Busv-

w. D. Roberts. OF Appalachia We,
who claims to be the originator and
the inventor OF the Back Home Move
ment." sends The Times Dispatch
what follows below. He seems TO be
engaged in a worry good work. II 1t
works out well and he claims that the
small sum OF 81 he calls for from
each man interested is hardly more
than enough to pay postage bills in
prosecuting the work of the Back
Home Movement" Mr.. Roberts writes:
The Back Home" movement con-
tinues to grow. and the Idea appeals
more and more to people in the Mid
die and far West. In letter sent
out by the Chicago Land Show, dated
April Ills the following:
Every day we learn something 1t
never occurred to us that in this great
Middle West where there arc SO many
homeseekers. people would ever want
TO go back to Virginia
Since the Back home" movement
was inauguratcd nearly three years ago.
there is hardly community In Ntr-
ginia or any other Southern State
which has not welcomed Its former
citizen back home" from the West.
There is hardly a community west of
tho mississippi from the Canadian
line to tho Mexican border, into which
the Back Home" call has not been
sent; and there Is not a single rail-
road traffic manager on single
western line who does not know that
the Back Home campaign has
checked the movement of people West,
and increased the movement East
who is there that will sell Virgin
ians out West some land and welcome
them back to Virginia? I have the
names and addresses OF thousands of
them. and IL you will write out n care
ful description OF such land as you
would sell and send to me, with 81
to cover printing and mailing, I will
put your name and what you offer in
their hands.
BACK HOME" ROBERTS.
Appalachia, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20

Ing the weakness which Is the real cause
or rupture-and how IL does all that entire
~ automatically.
The book tells how our guaranteed rupture
holder IS SO strengthening and beneficial that
physicians In all parts of America now re-
commend II instead OF advising operation
how IT has completely cured thousands or
people whose cases seemed almost hopeless
how II does away with the curse OF bolts.
proof and will hold in the bath-how IL is
PRESENTATION proof and easily kept clean--how
you you can try Il sixty days without having to
keep Ii.
This Free hook Is Full OF Facts Never
Before Put I'm Print.
There are SO many mistaken IDEAS about
rupture and what to do for II that we have
t taKen the time TO sum up in this hook all we
cnce.
You'll ind 1t full OF facts never before nut
1t shows Just why elastic ana sprina
trnsses are the ruptured mans worst enc
mles--why wearing them is simply slow sui
cide-why they are almost sure to shorten
your life or make operation necessary-Why
the law should put a stop to their sale
IL exposes tho humbug "appliances" 'me-
tnUus, piastersr ETC.. and shows how old
Fashioned elastic trusses are incarceration
under false and misleading names
IL explains why operation is nearly al
why. even IL you manage to live through il,
you may have to keep on wearing n truss
II shows why sixty days trial is tho only
way IN the world you can make absolutely
sure Of anything for rupture and how on.
guaranteed rupture holder is the only thing
YOU s' ~, can get on such long trial because the
day test e'A''u d. Jay a-ter
Don't fail to get this bools-don't put Il OF
FREQ you from trouble for the rest OF yo,r
life. just the coupon or simply "a T.
a letter OF postal: Send me your bookS. :"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20

word OF welcome, f. P. Venable, presi-
dent of university; responses: on be-
half Of the country schools. C. w. Mas
sey, superintendent Durham County
schools. Durham: on behalf of the city
schools, John j. Blair, principal of Will
mington city schools. Wilmington; on
behalf Of the private and denomina-
tional schools and colleges, j. II. High
smith, of the department of pedagogy.
Wake Forest College,; on behalf OF the
State schools and colleges. j. I. Foust
president state Normal and Industrial
College Greensboro: address, The
Need for n Broader and Deeper Profess
ssional Training. for Teachers and
Superintendents." j. Y. Joyner. State
superintendent Of PUBLIC Instruction.
Raleigh; address, The Function Of a
school OF EDUCATION in a State Cniver-
sity.", II. H., Horne. Of New York: a
word from the dean. NJ. S. G. Noble, of
the department. of education of the uni
versity.
Reception in the Peabody Building.
Saturday, May 8, 9:45 a. M.-Gereral
Session-Reports of committees on dis
cussions and conclusions, discussion of
reports. constructive program, ad-
1Ournment
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20

questions. This remarkable occurrence
should convince tho people of Rich
mond that the Quaker Herb Remedies
do the work claimed for them. If you
don't believe Gray, write. phone or call
on Mr. l.. l.. Hoy, at 294 Church Street.
and hear the truth from his own lips
Now. these are the same Quaker
Remedies that has startled the world
and before five weeks the people Of
Richmond will marvel at tho wonder
full results from the use OF Quaker
Herb Extract and OH Of Balm. Gray
offers a bottle free to any person af-
nicted with a tapeworm, in order to
prove how easily 1t expels them. No
dieting. no starving or Ill effects. Call
to day: have talk free Gray can be
seen at Tragle's drug store from .
a. M. to p. Acknowledgement
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20
EDUCATION BUILDING
WILL BE DEDICATED

Chapel Hill, N c., April IA com
plete program of the exercises OF the
high school conference and the dedi-
cation Of the new Peabody Education
BuildinG at Chapel Hill on May /. 2
ana 3. has been arranged. and the largo
list of educational speakers on the
program forecasts the Importance of
Thursday. May |, 8 P. M.-General
session. Topic: The Place and F'unc-
ton Of the Secondary School in a Sys-
tenn Of General Education"
l. The Rural High school," by Zebu
Ion Judd. of Raleigh, superintendent OF
Wake County schools.
n , = The city High School" by r.. 7.
Vile.
3. The Nonpmhlic School" by w. T.
Whitsett. OF Whitsett principal Of
Whitsett Institute
4 The Program OF Studies in Rela-
90 "Preparasion for College" by r.
c. brooks. OF Trinity College, Durham
% preparation for Vocational Ac-
milvities." by j., f. burlington. OF the
.. Modern Tendencies in u;,b
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20
HARVESTING THE
SOUTHERN WATERS
Development Especially Marked
in Virginia and the Carolinas.
The Dukes at Work.

The Columbia Record. OF Columbia.
S. c.. one OF the notably enter
prising newspapers OF tho South
issued under date of April sth last. :
South Carolina Water Power Edi-
ton" which Is highly creditable to
the management
Commenting. editorially. on this is
sue of the Columbia paper. the Norfoll,
Ledge Dispatch says:
We have not seen publication OF
this sort in many years which was
moro interesting to US, and we should
Judge 10 every one interested In that
upbuild!ng OF the South. which Is now
rapidly proceeding"
This DEVELOPMENT OF the great re-
sources OF the South is especially
marked in Virginia, North and south
Coralina, Georgia and the other States
or the Southeast, and we have heard
within Few days great capitalist of
New York express the belief that the
deVeiopment OF these States will. I'm
ms Judgment, proceed more rapidly
within The mex! few years than in any
other section. OF the Union.
Hc SOib4Oi Oh the 1OlulnDla RECORD,
10 which reference has been made
shows tho tremendous progress which
is being made by the Dukes and others,
or the water power in South Carolina
and II surely is pleasing reading.
II is an interesting circumstance
that there should be now in progress
ms revived and highly increased use
az The water power of the South which
may result in largely increasing the
potentiality OF the region from a man
nfacturing standpoint Indeed, manu-
featuring in South Carolina IS already
vastly increased.
In the same number OF the Record
appears the statement that the Caro-
lima, Clinchfeld ana Ohio Railway will
shortly proceed TO build extensive
coal terminals at Charleston. and thar
The port viii soon be in position 20
compete sharply with Norfolk IN the
coal trade.
TO this last proposition the Ledger
Dispatch magnanimously replies:
Norfolk Is not narrow. and there.
fore, IS gratihed over the progress O,
It's neighbors OF the South, and wei
comes competition. which must rcsuI,
i'm drawing much additional trade &c
tho deserving ports participating fl
81"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20

School," by II. II. Horne of New York
University. New York.
6. Round Table.
s p. M-General Session. Topic:
ondary school" as determined 'n by: e'
]; The School Plant: Its Equipment
and EnXironment," by r. II. Latham.
q Organization and Administration
OF the Program OF Studies:
ia),, Required and Elective Sub
rs "rhe Time Element" by Edwin
Schools. Goldsboro.
tc) The Requirements for Gradua-
Springs High School, Holly Springs
g. The Teachers: Their Preparation
and Their Working Conditions" by
]. a. Matheson. of the State Normal
College. Greensboro.
suits" by George w. Lay. president OF
5. Round Table.
Friday, May 2. 9:45 a. M.-Depart-
tory; 2. Modern languages; g. Latin and
Greek. 4. Mathematics; 8. General Sci
ence: Physics. Chemistry. Botany, Biol
ogy: 6. Agriculture and domestic sci
ence.
3 p. M.-Departmental Conferences
continued.
At tho departmental conferences the
subjects of the curriculum will be pre-
scented and discussed from the stand
tional values with especial attention
to their time allotment in the daily and
yearly programs. their sequence and
correlation. and methods OF prcsenta
ton.
Friday. May 2. 8 p. Adjudication
of Peabody Education Building
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20
A NORFOLK MAN RESCUED FROM LIFE or MISERY
e Long Years Suffering With What Was Supposed
ach roube indigestion Expelled 56-Foot Tape
Worm and Quaker Herb Extract Did Work

not know where no felt tho worst.
with all his suffering he scarcely ever
TOOK TO the bed. for with all these lit
tie mouths 10 feed II was necessary for
him to keep working away. in hopes
some day he would find cure for his
ailments. and at last he was reward ed
Last September Gray. tho Quaker
Health Teacher, came to Norfolk. He
located at one OF the leading drug
stores. the Law Building Pharmacy.
lie SAID he had brought with him the
wonderful Quaker Herb Remedies. ana
oy their curative powers they would
startle the people OF Norfolk the same
ms they have every other city they have
neen introduced In. Gray says the
Quaker Extract and OIL Of Balm do the
worK others have left undone Here
was his nrst chance to prove It. Mr.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20

H. L. Hoy. after reading about tho
powers OF the wonderful Quaker Herb
Extract In curing rheumatism. Catarrh
In any form. Kidney. Bladder. Liver,
stomach and Blood troubles. Indiges-
ton and Dyspepsia. decided to make
one more try for health. and Saturday
he procured ono bottle OF the Quaker
Herb Extract, and after taking 1t ac-
cording to directions. the following
Tuesday about IL o'clock noon expelled
a monster tapeworm, alive. head and
nil complete. Sc feet In length. and can
be seen free to all to-day at Tragle's
drug store.
Gray Is there with a collection OF
different kinds Of parasites. and all Of
which have been expelled from children
and people after taking Quaker Ex-
tract He Will cheerfully answer all
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20
Won't Cost You Cent
II 1t Doesn't Stand tho Test.

Here is somethIng--a guaranteed rupture
holder--which has saved thousands OF people
from ever having to DO operated on.
1t has so thoroughly proved Its merits that
we are willing to let you try II sixty days
entirely at your own risk
Well make It especially for your case
mako It to your measure-nnd practically
lend It to you that long just as q test-just
to let you for yourself how II takes all
the misery out of being ruptured--
II It doesn't keep your rupture from comm e
out or bothering you in any way. no matter
how hard you work strain--if IL doesn't
prove every claim make-then you can
send It back and 1t won't cost you single
cent.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20
Donaldson beats Rockinrbam.

Fayetteville. n. c.. April 19.-Don-
ALLISON Military School won from Rock
ingham High School at baseball here
secured n double. triple and home run
Boggs. for the locals, and Foalkes, for
Rockingham, were the respective pitch
ers.
The girls basketball team Of Fay
etteville High School defeated SINH
lar team from I-aurinburg High School
former schOol here TODAY
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20
Relief For Rupture
Without Operation
No Hospital or Doctor D---No Time Lost
From Work---No Misery Causing Trusses
so Days Trial to Prove It

No longer any need to drag through
No earthly excuse for letting your
self keep on getting worse.
No reason In the world for letting
yourself get in such bad shape that
you'll ever tave to undergo a danger
GUS operation
No big expense to stand In your way.
And you can prove every word OF
this-by making a co. day test-with-
out having to risk single cent of
your money.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20
VIII You Spend Two Cents
To Find Ont.

wo don't want you to send any money. All
ask you to spend is the price of a two
cent stamp in writing for our big free book
that will tell you everything you want TO
know.
er iB so utterly different from everything
else for rupture that II has received eigh-
teen separate patents-how II la made on an
absolutely now principle--how II is sef-regu-
lating. self adjusting-how 1t instantly and
automatically protects you against every
strain your rupture can't possibly be
forced out--and how in addition II provide s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20

from visit to relatives in Richmond
Miss Rosa Waugh, former member Of
tho High School faculty. spent the week
END with Mrs j. f. Gibbs on Windsor
Avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs Robert Jones OF Peters
burg. spent a few days this week with
friends In Lnwrencevile
Mlss Wolfe. OF Alberta. spent the week
in Richmond. attending the Southern Edu
cational Conference.
Mrs L. H Thornton. OF South Hill was
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-04-20
Norfolk Special:


Mr.. L. L Hoy. who is jeweler a,
2s4 Church Street. and resides TT ia
Fenchurch Street with his wife and
seven children. has been n sufferer for
thS past two years with what was
:, opposed 10 be some form OF stomach
trouble or indigestion. lie has tried
many treatments. has taken very many
different kinds OF medicine. but moth
isg he would take seemed 10 reach his
case Tho wonder Of ELL was, no mat
ter how badly he felt he always had
an awful appetite-at times ravenous-
could scarcely get enough to eat, his
stomach would bloat caused .belching.
nut:erlng of the heart. shortness OF
. breath. sometimes dizziness. pains in
back and head--in fact. at times did