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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
MAkAhOA

Mrs DR. Elkins OF Vienna Is visit
ing relatives here
Mrs Brown OF Carbonate. Tisirsi
with her sister Mrs ToTags5a, say
eral oars This week
Miss Rath Schwartz CT Cairo rs
ired reiatives here TlsTsdaT ana
,FTiday
Miss Connie Noel spent salarda,
and Sunday al her home in Carbon
dale
Miss Nellie Croft OF Murphysboro
is visiting relatives and attending
meetings.
Mrs. Goddard and children OF
Carbonate are visiting Mrs. Rod
man here
Little Rollin Eugene Carr is
seriously i'll with pneumonia.
Master Harold Sumner is on The
sick list
Mr. John Ke ey whose hip was
dislocated in runaway and oher
ated on Thursday, is very low ana
! his recovery IS doubtful
Miss Kelley. near here died FRI
day and was buried Saturday. ReY
Watson conducted the services.
goodly number of people from
Murphysboro came down Sunday &c
attend the Martin-Harding revival
Mrs. are Harding. wife OF the
soloist in the revival viii Join he
husband "Wednesday
Echoes from Martin Harding Re
yivai
1'va seen men who are 80 herefl
/ OF brains that they say. Il don't pro
pose 10 have anything to do with "A
God that is so unjust as 10 create
man aud then condemn him TO ever
lasting punishment | say TO him,
What arc you going to do about Il
honey?" He says. why, I'm just go
i ing TO go to hell, that's what Pm go
ing TO do | say to him, That 5
right, you're sure headed that way.
but two minutes after you land there
wrong end up, you'll Wish YOU were
back here and had another chance.
What does he know about God?
knows nothing OF the personality Of
God to say nothing of knowledge OF
himself Why aside from the bible.
he don't know wherein he differs
from q mule. COW or monkey
/ don't believe the devil Is the
fallen angel the old time theoiog-
ians teach us he Is | believe tn
devil has always existed don't
believe Cod created him he Is as
powerful in his sphere as God is IN
His. Another thing, he isn't chain
ed. | wish DO were heard talk
deviionce on the subject who in
the deyil is the devil and whore In
She devil did he come from
III some of you folks had as much
Christianity in your hearts as you
! havo churchanity in your hides.
we'd turn this town upside down
como thing that tickles me half
/ to death is that you've got to love
me to get to heaven. you've so to do
!, it"
There is plenty of room in the
world for all tho churches. Tic
more love. .
| ''The thing we need to do is e
look ID jesus and less to preacher:
and churches. we'd get along better
sent a girl into life of shame, nor
i a boy to prison or the gallows, never
broke a mothers heart, nor broughi
grey hairs to a fathers had, never
Iclothed person in rags, nor caused
the blush OF shame TO mount upof
the cheek. This world would be |
sorry place in which to live IL i
Iwere not for the teachings of Christ
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Took Mother Literally.

Marian pointed to the glass or
cup when she wished a drink, utter
ing inarticulate sounds intended to
convey her desire. She was old
enough to talk some, but she had
never been taught to ask for a drink
Mother said TO her: When you want
drink, Marian, you say Mamma. or
papa. or Hazel, or Mildred. drink. +"
The next time Marian wished a drink
she pointed to the cup and said:
Mamma, papa, Hazel, Mildred, dink-
dink-inky-inkink!n
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24

Il wish you would shout at me, just
the same as you shout at the animals
you are going to kiln said Judge
Moss. at the CarnarFon (Wales)
county court, to butcher who was
giving evidence in quiet tones. III
you were going to kill an obstreper-
GUS bull you would not whisper like
this" added his honor.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Domestic Economist.

An excellent Manchester lady fire..
.quently invites her friends TO tea. but
she does rot furnish her table lavish
~ When her guests have eaten all
the bread aud butter and cookies. and
realize that the meal is over. she looks
brightly at the empty dishes Well
now she says, in triumphant tones.
haven't judged your appetites e.
actly Manchester Guardian
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Push Cart Fortune.

The proprietor of the finest cafe IN
Los Angeles formerly sold hot Ia
males" from a. push cart. and a.
though he is now wealthy, he still
preserves this old vehicle In erect
ing a business block to house his mod
ern restaurant he built a cupola just
large enough to contain the old tamale
cart, and it may be plainly seen from
the street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
About umhreIlaa.

Eyeglass wearers have long sinca
complained that people are careless
with umbrellas. Many pairs of glasses
have been knocked of and broken by
persons who selfishly refuse to move
an umbrella so as to allow other peo-
pie to easily pass. A few even per-
sist in dangerously spinning an UNI
brella along a crowded street, endan-
gering the glasses and sometime eyes
Of passing walkers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
WRITING Pad.

A compact travelling case is a book
shaped writing pad, which folds over
fatty, and when open reveals compart.
ments for all the correspondence nee.
essities, as we'll as a calendar and mar.
row slides holding memorandum slips
One of these fits nicely into hand
bag.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
NATURE AND A WOMAN's WORK

have produced the granHesI ftlHeus
for woman's Is that the word has
ever known. From the roots and
herbs Of the field, Lydia u. Pinkham.
more than thirty years ago, gave 20
womankind remedy for their peep-
liar ills. which has proved more Ell
caeious than any other combination
Of drugs ever compounded, and 70,
day Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is recognized from coast
to coast as the standard remedy for
w0man's ills.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Peppercorn Rent.

Mr.. Staveley Hill. M. r., vas at
Bushbury paid peppercorn as rent.
The berry was placed in an envelope
and handed to Mr.. Staveley Hill dur
ing visit he paid to the old village
school In handing over the receipt,
he remarked that he was probably
the only man in England who received
such payment In kind.-Iondon Tel
egr2m.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
sions Misslno.

why do you want your money
back?" asked the man at the box Of
fee. You're operating under false
pretenses here. This isn't real
vaudeville show ] noticed that three
OF the performers sang songs in which
there was no mention or love in con.
nection with the stars above
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
soo.Year.old Church.

The nine hhndredth anniversary of
the opening for service OF the Church
OF Greensted. Essex. built of oak trees
split in half fifty-four years before the
Norman conquest, occurred recently.
A special celebration is proposed. =
London Mail.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
No Hurry for That Vehicle.

A short-sighted old lady in hurry
to mount tram ear held up her UNI
brella and shouted to The driver OF a
passing vehicle. Stop Stop!" to
which the driver replied. Don't be in
a hurry. mum: 1t ain't your turn yet"
II was hearse.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24

The Duke of Wellington. who had
q taste for anything that Napoleon
had liked, applied TO David the artist
WHO had painted NapoIson's portrait
requesting David to execute one Of
himself sir" replied David. q pain;
only historical characters"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Chronic coustination Cured

II had been troubled with chronic
constipation for TWO years and tried
all the best physicians in bristol,
Tenn, and they could do nothing
for me. Two packages OF Chamber
lain's Tablets cured me-" writes
Thos. II. Williams. of Middleboroo,
Ky. For sale by all dealers. --Adv..
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Raohelor,a Savage Comment.

A wealthy gentleman, who owns
country seat, on one occasion nearly
lost his mother-in law, who fell into
river which flows through his estate
He announced the narrow escape 70
his friends. expecting their eaagratu-
lations One Of them an old bachelor
wrote as follows II always told
you that fiyer was too shallow.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24

so you are on your way TO propose
to Miss Pickelle?" You bet Wish
me luek?" "Oh, wish you luck. all
right; but it won't do you a bit OF
good; l feel sure she is going to ae-
cept you Houston Post
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
eaIsworthY AphorIsms.

Nothing that's true is cynical, and
nothing that is cynical is true.
The word smart" Is the guardian
angel OF all fashions. and fashions are
the guardian angels Of vulgarity.---
For Love of Beasts" by John Gals
orthy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
His Case Exeep,IonsI.

Who's the thin little man with the
melancholy EXPRESSION That's Hum
mer. the poet. who wrote the beautiful
verses with the refrain. Life is what
you make it-you can make it glad.
He suffers from chronic dyspepsia. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
A Good Cought Medicine for Children

Convincing proof of the rare cura-
tive properties or Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy came from Mrs. Mary
Fawcett of Grinnell. Iowa, who
says: chamberlain Cough Rem
edy helped my little boy great deal
when he had whooping cough. It
is good medicine. For sale by
all dealers. ---Adyt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
arhan hladssl Me I'd ThyaeIf.0

o thou Cod Omnipotent who so
clrest for every one OF us as if thou
caredst for him alone; and so for all.
as II al we're but one, TO thee viii
/ intrust whatsoever | have received
from thee. So shall lose nothing.
Thou madest me for thyself, and my
heart Is restless until it repose In
thee. Amen.-St. Augustine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Bad Both WAYS.

Knicker-"It is terrible the way
parents make their babies work at
night" Youngpop-"And 1t is ter
rible the way babies make their par
ents work at night. New York Sun.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Use line.

II small box of unslaked lime is
Kept in the pan5ry it will absorb all
impurities The air will be kept dry
and sweet. Change the lime every
two or three weeks.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
crisp Toast.

II you are to have toast for break
fast. try the plan of cutting the bread
the night before. You will find the
toast crisper aud more quickly made.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
london 1 arosIy Bull, on Marsh.

Abundant evidence as to the marshy
nature Of the ground upon which
large part OF ths city of London was
originally built is still to be discover
ed 10 such names as Fenchurcr
street, Finbury and Moorhelda.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
DAILY Thn,,nh.

re sure you give men The best OF
your wares. though thcy BE- poor
enough; and the gods VIII help 200
70 lay BY better store for ths &,
flire.-Henry 3. Therein.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24

fhis ~ usually caused by disor-
der OF tho siomacn. Take a good
dose of chambetlain's Tah cts ant
Tomorrow yua viii feel all right. ifat
sale by al deaiers- Adgi.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Always AuoravatInu.

When a man loses because he failed
to act in accordance with his convic-
uons he feels doubly aggrieved II he
cannot blame 1t oil his wife.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Lohsters in Ensland.

About $4,000 Holsters are eaten daily
during the season in England, and
they come mostly from Nova Scotia
and Norway.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Diplomatic.

Mrs. Benham--"Did YOU discharge
he cooke" Benham mo. request
d her resignation
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
COOLING on Below.

Uncle Eben says There would
be a whole lot more trouble in this
world II rome of the hotheads didn't
get cold feet"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24

Hokus-'sS she didn't return your
love, eh?" Pokus-' Return my love?
Why, she didn't even return my pres
ents. Town Topics.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Little Girl Cured of an Awful Cod.

Little Girl Cured of an Awful Cod.
1.-TWO years ago our lite girl. had
an awful cold that settled on her
lungs says Mrs. VIM. Galbraith.
Hamburg, N. Y. I'VE were greatly
worried about her condition. She
ned persistent croupy cough that
sung to her despite all our treat
ment, until | got bottle OF Cham :
berlain's Cough Remedy. This
preparation relieved that dreadful
cough and choking and effected n
positive cure in the course of few
days time" For safe by al. dealers.
--Advt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Good Tin,e Far Away.

Nearly everybody win be sensible
when common sense becomes com.
mon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24

An advertisement "a The um.leti.
~'ngs results
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-24
Local Data.

Sunrise and Sunset.
Sun will rise today $500 b'S
sim win set today . 8 4f
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1913-11-05
CCOUT CRUISER Is
- SENT TO VERA CRUZ

WASHINGTON, Nov. 5.-On receipt
of wireless from Admiral Fletcher
In Mexican waters that the third
division of the fleet had arrived off
Vera Cruz, secretary Of the Navy
Daniels today instructed Fletcher not
TO move any of his ships until he re-
ceived orders from Washington.
1t is understood when the third
division sailed for Mexico it would
relieve the second division and that
the latter would start for home at
once.
Recent developments in the Mexi-
can situation have. however. rendered
this inadvisable, and the administra-
ton intends to keep seven dread
noughts off the eastern coast of Mex
leo until 1t is apparent just what
steps Huerta intends to take. The
Louisiana, Michigan. Rhode Island,
New Jersey and Virginia are anchored
off Vera Cruz, out of range of the
land batteries, but in such position
that they could shell the city without
being swept by any of the projectiles
from Mexican forts. The Nebraska
and New Hampshire occupy a like
position at Tampico. Each of the
seven battleships carries a full COM
plement of marines, and can muster a
large landing force of sailors if neces-
sary.
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0P|UM FINES NOT
To BE COLLECTED.
More Than a Quarter Million
Dollars Assessed to Re-
main Unpaid

Fines aggregating more than a
quarter of a million dollars against
steamship captains for having con-
traband opium on their vessels will
not be collected.
ruling from Assistant Secretary
of the Treasury c. s. Hamlin to this
effect was received today at the GUS
tom house. The ruling cancels the
fine OF $3,357 imposed on Captain
Andrew Dixon of the liner Manchuria
and fines aggregating $250.000 against
other mariners.
The fines were imposed under 40
year old law holding a captain re-
sponsible for all contraband goods
found on his ship. They were or
dered by the collector of the port
after discovery of opium on trans
Pacific vessels.
Collector of the Port Davis Is now
in Washington, endeavoring to have
the law amended so that the steam
ship company. and not the skipper OF
the craft. is responsible for the carry
ing of contraband goods.
Hamlin's ruling was based on the
ground that the captain can not be
held responsible upon showing that
he exerted due precautions against
smuggling on his vessel and that he
had no prior knowledge of the crime.
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H/ILSON CRITICIZED
~ BY DIR. BARROWS

$50 far the administrators policy
In regard to Mexico has been mark
eddy inefficient" declared Prof. David
P. Barrows. acting president of the
University of California, yesterday be-
fore the Commercial club in criticising
President Wilson's policy in the Mex
lean situation.
Unless 1t Is backed up with a strong
reason which we know nothing about.
this ultimatum should never have been
given to Huerta," he continued. If
there is any intention on the part of
the administration to handle the stu
alton in Mexico through a concert of
powers, it Is fatal mistake.
AS 1T has been proved that Mexico
is not able to supply its own chief
executive, its chief executive must be
supplied in some other way. The stu
alton has reached such q crisis that a
provisional executive has to be i'm
posed on Mexico, either by ourselves
or by European countries. That is the
alternative.
We should not allow other inter-
ference in Mexico. We should do 1t
ourselves. and we should only inter-
fere as far as taking possession of the
Office OF chief executive is concerned"
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Sculptor and Poetss Dis
agree Over Custody of
Little Girl

-
Finn Haakon Fro1ich. chief sculptor
for the Alaska Y ukon-Pacific exposi-
ton. manager of the golden potlatch
of 1910 in Seattle, and who is the ac-
cuser of his wife, Helen Manson Fro
Itch, In suit for divorce before Judge
Griffin today. will be called upon to
explain how 1t happened that he mar
ried Mrs. Frolich before he had OBJ
tanned final decree Of divorce from
his first wife.
MARRIED BEFORE FINAL DECREE
Attorney Cutler for Mrs. Frolich
told Judge Grimm that he intended to
show that Frolich had secured an In
terlocutory decree of divorce from his
first bride and then had gone to Vic
toria to marry Mrs. Frolich. who WAS
then q young college girl and who had
won fame with her essays and poetry.
The fight of the Frolich's revolves
about the possession of Helen Virginia
Frolich. the 8 year old daughter. who
is no wstaying with the mother at
1900 Fell street. The sculptor de-
clares he wants the child and that
Mrs. Frolich IL not q proper custo-
dian. To refute this accusation At
torney Cutler today introduced a
lullaby written by the young mother
to her child.
WOULD RAISE GIRL AS BOY
The sculptor told Judge Griffin. in
response to a question by his attor-
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1913-11-05
VERA CRUZ PAPER
Y SAYS CRISIS NEAR

VERA CRUZ. Nov Accommodating
on the presence of more United States
warships in the harbor, La Union, the
most influential newspaper here. said
today:
up to the present time the arrival
of United States warships has been the
signal for the departure OF other
American battleships from the harbor
In the present case, however. the new
arrivals have joined the warships al
ready in the harbor and there have
been no departures We ask: Why Is
Washington sending such a nava,
force here unless it is to scare us?
They do not want to tell us, apparent
ly, what is desired The present in
dications are that there will be a
crisis ere 10 days.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1913-11-05
Intervention Army
Campaign Outlined
By Militia Officer
By Lieut.. Col. Henry C. Mathewsor

By Lieut.. Col. Henry c. Mathewsor
TT AvING modified the Fourth
field army. consisting of the
Sixteenth division of militia
and the Fourth division of regu-
lar troops. at common point.
the matter of perfecting the sup
ply and transportation depart
ments should receive serious at
tention.
The quartermaster's department
is responsible for the pay. COM
missary transportation and cloth
ing and must be responsive in
order that the army can exist and
perform its duty.
Instruction in minor and grand
tactics would develop any weak
ness in personnel and allow OPP
portunity to make changes and
reassignments. Daily drills, prac-
tice marches. target practice,
scout duty and reconnaissance
and combat exercises soon make
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a seasoned soldier and tend to fit
him for hard campaign.
KEEP ARMY HEALTHY


KEEP ARMY HEALTHY
Having successfully inoculated
all the troops. the dread typhoid
fever would be reduced to neg
ligible quantity. The army must
be kept healthy to get best re-
suits.
During peace all countries that
have armies and Eavies work out
probable lines of offensive and
defensive exercises to educate
staff bureaus and make them eff
cient
The general stan outlines the
plan of campaign to the finest de-
tail, and when set in motion each
staff department must cooperate
in this work to insure success.
The Mexican situation has been a
concrete problem for the last
three years.
From our standpoint, based on
the success of 1S4S and the data
received by our intelligence bu-
reau, the results of an armed in
vasion depend upon the method
pursued and the size of the in
yading force.
army as compared with that of
Mexico, one result is assured-that
of final victory.
ARMIES SHOULD ADVANCE
The northern gateways, such as
Nogales, Ell Paso, Eagle Pass, La
redo and Brownsville, offer imme-
date objects of entry by land
forces. Each is a customs entry
and possesses rail connections to
the interior of Mexico.
At least three field armies
should enter from the north SIM
uItaneously and work southwark
AS each advance, their numbers
diminish, owing to losses and po-
lice detachments that must be
left at each center of population
to hold what is gained and to
keep open lines of communica-
lions from the bases of supplies.
so as to keep the army fed and
clothed.
The railroads would be de-
stroyed and must be rebuilt. riv-
ers rebridged and tunnels re-
opened, for 1t is safe to assume
that every obstacle would be put
in the way of our invading force.
WATER BIG PROBLEM
AS water is scarce in the IN
terror. it must be hauled from
distance. Thus the army's prog
ress would be slow. To enter
from the sea, either a landing
must be made at Tampico or Vera
Cruz, both having good harbors
and rail terminal facilities and
suitable as bases of supply. .
Mexico has no navy to speak
of, and its operations against our
vessels would be virtually NIL.
The use of the navy would be to
protect shipping and supply steam
ers, and If necessary reduce forti-
fications for making landings.
From the Pacific side, owing to
poor rail facilities and high,
rugged mountain ranges, Salina
Cruz offers the best place OF entry.
Mexico City being the objective
point, the following distances by
railroads from places Of entry Is
noteworthy:
-
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In overland marches slow prog
ress would be made. being through
a hostile country raiding parties
would be a constant annoyance.
An apt quotation of Frederick
the Great. 1T Is pardonable to be
defeated, but never to be taken
by surprise" keeps the forces on
their mettle at all times. To pre-
vent this constant irritating ele-
ment the cavalry and signal
corps. the eyes and ears of the
army, must keep well to the front
and form a screen behind which
the main army can rest or make
rapid progress.
Large engagements would not
be common, but skirmishing along
the entire front would be OF
hourly occurrence.
The entering of several armies
simultaneously would prevent a
massing of the enemy and make
his defeat the easier. As the
armies go farther south they
would come nearer and could
support each other in case of
great resistance.
Military governments must be
organized to hold and rule the
conquered territory and admin
lister the necessary laws. make 1t
law abiding and safe to all alike
A policy of generally disarm-
ing the population would be
necessary and would undoubtedly
be carried out to the limit.
At present our field artillery
Is so short of ammunition that
hardly enough Is now on hand to
hold single prolonged engage
ment OF "a hours. We have less
than IL per cent Of what should
always be on hand and have few
IL any siege guns and no ammu-
milton for them.
The man behind the gun. the
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foot soldier, must be relied upon to
keep sacred the starry flag of
freedom
Where great resistance Is not to
be expected a light, mobile force
of cavalry and engineers should
be sent well in advance of the
main army to repair damage to
railroads, that the main body be
kept constantly on the move and
be not delayed.
The result of a complete occu-
patton of Mexico would require at
least four months, while our ad-
vance would be In Mexico In 80
days, il not sooner.