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The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12

II you would stand well with the
ladies' you must give them yor seat
in a crowded car
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12

her mind. even when they are on her
back
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12

The most discreet woman in the
world would like to put her foot in
it" when she sees a Cinderella-like
slipper about three sizes too small
for her.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12

That dove OF peace which flies so
fast, we vow we'll catch II without
fail. SO. new and bigger guns We
cast to throw saltpeter on It's tail
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12

The highest title a business man
can secure is captain OF industry
The real generalship can only be
found in those who manage to get
along without work
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12

Bill, the baggage man, says the ad.
vance agent is generally the smartest
person In the troupe. He gets away
on where he won't have to see any OF
the show.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12

It's all right to appreciate the good
things OF life, but don't be one OF
them.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12

Speaking OF the way the innocent
suffer. Little Willie Miggs was chased
two blocks by a near sighted man.
who said Willie was making faces at
him. Willie was only learning to play
the jewsharp.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12
QUAKER QUIPS.

A man who sells his experience for
less than he paid for It is a failure
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12

The scientists predict that in a few
billion years the world will grow cold
BY putting the event in the future the
scientists give proof they have never
suffered marked financial reverses
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-06-12
INTERNATIONAL
SUNDNS01OOL
LESSON
Try n. q SELLERS, Director OF Evening
Department. The Moody Blbhe Institute.
ChlcaRol
LESSON FOR JUNE IS
JAcos BEFORE PHARAOH

LESSON TEXT Gen. CIR
GOLDEN TENT-"To them that love
God all things work together Tor good"
Rom sE n. V.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-10-24
NOTICE OF
Proposed Assessment

Notice is hereby given that
apportionment of the cost of inn
proving n. Leonard street from
the north line of st. Johns Ave.
TO the north line of Bruce Ave.
total cost is 81, $50. 40
has been apportioned and
is on file in the office of the un.
dersigned. subject TO examina-
tion.
Assessment district extends
back 10 the center of lots, blocks
or tracts of land abutting on
said street as provided by the
city charter and resolution.
Remonstrances against said
apportionment may be made i'm
writing and filed with the un-
dersigned until 5 p. m. Nov. 3,
1913. +. A. RICE,
Recorder.
Published in the ST. Johns Re-
view Oct. IL and "a, 1913.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-10-24
PROPOSALS FOR
IMPROVEMENT BONDS
City of st. Johns, Ore.

Sealed Proposals will be re-
ceived by the undersigned at his
office in the City of st. Johns,
Oregon, until six =. NJ. on the
4th day of Nov, 1913, for the
sale of the whole or any part
of Bonds of the City of st. Johns
issued under Ordinance No. 566,
at not less than par and accrued
interest.
Said Bonds 10 be dated as
follows:
$7013.S7 Sept. 10, 1913.
Sl556.9 Oct. /, 1913.
Amounting in all to $3.50. 20.
All of said Bonds are issued in
denominations of Five Hundred
Dollars or less and all of the
said Bonds are payable ten years
after date of said Bonds. All
of said Bonds are coupon Bonds
bearing interest at the rate of
six per cent payable semi-an-
nually subject to all the con-
ditions imposed, directed and
stipulated by section l3l of the
Charter of the City of st. Johns.
The right is reserved to re.
deem any and all Bonds at any
interest paying period at or after
one year from date.
All bids must be accompanied
by a certified check for two pei
cent of the amoHnt of the bid,
and the said check shall be pay
able to the City of st. Johns,
and the said check shall be re
tanned by the City of st. Johns
as damages in case the bidder
to whom the Bonds are awarded
fails to accept and pay for tn,
same within fifteen days after
the acceptance of the bids.
The money is to be paid anC
the Bonds are TO be delivered al
st. Johns, Multnomah County,
Oregon.
The right is reserved by the
Council to reject any and al
bids.
+. A. Rice,
Recorder.
Published in the st. Johns
Review, Oct. II, ~. 81, 1913.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-10-24
Will Never Grow Cold

The widow Teeters husband
was dead only two weeks when
there were surface indications
that she was 10 marry again.
The late Mr.. Teeter had not
been a model husband. and il
was the general opinion that his
death was a stroke of good for
tune for Mrs. Teeter, and one
of them said:
1--WE hear that you are about
To be married again, Lucy Ann. 4"
well | don't know that it is
any of your business, replied
Lucy Ann, "but if it will give
you any satisfaction to know
the facts, don't mind telling
YOU that | shall he a married
woman i'm about two weeks.
But Tom has been dead less
than three months, protested
another.
well suppose he's dead as
he ever will be, isn't hep
But, said the third, you
ought in common decency wait
till he is cold. "
wait until Tom Teeter is
cold!" repeated the widow with
fire in her eye. IF your theo-
logical belief is orthodox, you
must know that Tom Teeter
hasn't a show of ever getting
cold. Then the objecting rela-
tives filed out, and Mrs. Teeter
resumed the work of preparing
her trousseau. Exchange.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-10-24

Dawson dock about Z p. m. to-
day. The river is much deeper
than where we were yesterday,
hence we are moving much more
rapidly. All will be anxious to
find if there is a boat at Dawson
for Fairbanks. It is costly TO
wait for q boat in this part of
the country. ! went to a restau-
rant and got three ham sand
wiches for a sick woman and
found they cost 80 cents. Yet
when one realizes the distance
food is brought, it is at once
evident that people must have a
high price for it.
3:15 p. m. The boat just
landed to take on board a wo-
man. There was no wharf, so
the crew placed a long plank
from the boat to shore. This
woman has been cooking for 80
men in wood camp for two
years at $130 a month. She is
now going TO the White Pass
roadhouse an inn, sort of
transient hotel in the Shus-
hanna district at $50 per month.
We have passed several large
RATS of wood this afternoon.
Several men on each raft. A
man at each end of the raft holds
a long sweep in order to guide
the raft. The wood is in 6 foot
lengths. TO be sawed up at Daw-
son.
Friday, 9 p. m. We have
spent the day in Dawson; it is
quite frontier in appearance with
a great many log houses with
cement between the logs. There
are very good business houses.
Prices seem very high compared
with Oregon. Wages, too. are
high. Such laborers as wheel
ing, grading and working with
wood is 81 per day. If you eat a
meal at all at restaurant IL is
50cents. However. it only costs
the same TO eat three times as
much. Mrs. Patton, the boys
and | went TO a restaurant today
and gave orders for three. The
four of us could not begin "a
take care of il all.
Vegetables and fruits are
very high. Small peaches are
three for % cents; apples the
same price; bananas, 75 cents a
dozen; grapes ~ a basket.
Lodging in hotels is as cheap as
Seattle or Portland. The single
men who get 81 per day thus
have the following expense a day
for board: three meals. 81 80;
room 80 cents; total 50. Thus
common laborers net So n day.
We are just in time to get the
last boat for Fairbanks. The
last boat of this season Is TO
leave tomorrow at II Il. m. Our
fiat fare from Portland To Fair
banks is $2il. 40. This does not
count board and lodging at trans
fer points, nor transfer of bag
gage at stations. II cost 81 TO
have my baggage transferred a
little over 100 feet here in
Dawson.
There would only he hunters
and fishermen here if il were
not for the gold i'm the earth and
rocks. II is plainly evident that
men will face untold hardships
for gold.
Hundreds of caribou are being
killed and brought into town.
Grouse, wild chickens. ducks and
ptarmigans are flooding the
market.
Your loving brother,
j. j. PATTON.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-10-24
How is Your Title?

Have your abstracts made, con-
tinued or examined at the PeninSu-
Ia Title, Abstract and Realty Co
Accurate work. Reasonable fees.
II. Henderson, manager, 5II North
Jsrsey street. ADV.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-10-24
NOTICE

The treasurer of the city OF
st, Johns. Oregon. will redeem
ON November |, 1913, the follow.
ing outstanding Improvement
Bonds: Numbers 81 TO llS inelu-
sive. The said bonds will cease
TO bear interest after above
date. Bonds may be presented
for payment at the First Nation
al Bank, st. Johns, Oregon, or
treasurer's office.
j. f.. TANCH,
Treasurer.
Published i'm the st. Johns Re-
view, Oct. 10. II and "a, 1913.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-10-24

Polk county prunes are priced
for their quality in many parts
of the world. Last week one
ear load of the dried fruit was
shipped to England, another TO
Sweden and a third to France.
This week car load will be ship
ped from the same point for st.
Petersburg, Russia. Each car
contains l,500 boxes, weighing
rs pounds each. The packing
plant at Dallas is employing go
women and % men and running
day and night shifts in order TO
keep up with orders.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-10-24

Published in the st. Johns
Review, Oct. II, "a, 81, 1913.
The Washington times., 1913-02-26

dent Wilson. Democratic national COM
mitteemen, assistant secretaries Of the
Government departments, governors OF
States. guests of President Taft. guests
of the Vice President, guests Of Presi-
dent Wilson, guests OF the President
pro TEN of the Senate. Speaker Of tbe
House, a few members OF the Senate
and House, Cabinet members, members
OF the Diplomatic Corps ambassadors
and ministers only, District committees
of the Senate and House, District court
members. District Commissioners, press
representatives, Army, Navy and
marine corps representatives. and the
inaugural committee. Efforts were
made to include the Interstate Com
merce Commission, but this was not
found TO be practicable.
The Washington times., 1913-02-26
BACkAChE A WARNING
ALL SHOULD HEED
Il Is One Of The First Signs Of
Kidney Troubles; # Neglect
ed, Serious Diseases
Follow.

No one can be well and healthy un-
less the kidneys work properly and keep
the blood pure. When they become
cIogged I'D and inactive. nature has a
way Of warning you.
Backache IL one Of the first symp-
toms. You may also be troubled with
disagreeable. annoying bladder disor-
ders; we attacks Of lumbago. or
rheuma. I'M; become nervous. tired, and
feel all worn-out; puffy swellings show
under the eyes or in the feet and ankles:
and many othef symptoms are noticed.
II they are neglected, dropsy.. diabetes,
or Bright's disease. which 30 often
prove fatal, may result.
It ID not only dangerous, but need
less for you to suffer and endure the
tortures Of these troubles. for the new
discovery, Croxone. quickly and surely
ends all such misery.
There is no more effective remedy
known for the prompt cure Of all such
troubles than this new, scientific prep
aration, because 1t removes. the cause.
1t soaks right into the kidneys, through
the walls and linings; cleans out the
clogged up pores: neutralizes and dis
solves the poisonous uric acid and waste
matter that lodge in the Joints and
muscles and cause those terrible rheu-
matte pains, and makes the kidneys H.
ter and sift the poison out Of the blood
and drive it from the system.
You viii find Croxone different from
all other remedies. There 10 nothing
else on earth like 1t. II il 30, prepared
that II 10 practically impossible to take
1t into the human system without re-
suits.
You can secure an original package
Of Croxone at trifling cost from any
first class drug store. All druggists are
authorized to personally return the pur-
chase price II Croxone should fail in a
single case. Three doses a day for a
few days il often all that 10 ever needed
to cure the worst backache. relieve
rheumatic pains. or overcome urinary
disorderR-Advt.
The Washington times., 1913-02-26

nue. and Fifteenth street northwest, 10
prevent the use of barrels, boxes, step
ladders, and other articles for stand
Ing purposes on the sidewalks from
which to view the parade. To do SO 1s
a violation of law and Chairman Stras-
burgers committeeman will be directed
to arrest persons committing such acts.
Lists of patrol wagon and ambulance
locations will be furnished the COM
mittee, SO that any sick or injured may
also be cared for by this contingent
The following Is the membership OF
the distractions sub committee: Jo-
seph Strasburger, chairman; William
r. Ambrose, R. p. Andrews, j.. E.
BryIawski. A. Brylawski. B. NJ.
Bridget, William F. Brooks. Eugene $.
Cochran, Arthur Copeland, c. l. Corby.
Z. H. Droop, T. c. Dulin, Frank III. Ed
munds. Roe Fulkerson: J. r; Fague,
Benjsmin Graves, Wiliiam cnscIs1ae r. GIde'
Thomas Grant, julius Garfnkle, J.
Holdsworth Gordon, Joel Hillman. Allen
P. Hume, Samuel Hart, William s.
Hoge. A. w. Hunter, William c: John
George ]. johnson. Simon Kann. Harry
King, d. J. Kaufman. W. p. Kennedy.
NJ. A. Leese, Wilton J. Lambert Harry
y. Leary. James Little, Edward Nc
Lean. +. p. Madigan, ]. II. Magruder.
William Muehlheisen. E. s Marlow,
James +. Oyster. Thomas f. Ogram,
{. c. Rogers, Samuel c. Redman. Ar
thur f. Randle. Howard $. Reeside.
William s Richardson. Clifford STREET
mater. l. p. Shoemaker, W. II. Somer-
willie. r. S. Sharpe. George r. Steifel.
Joseph ]. Saks, Charles S. Schneider.
n. II. Shea, A. w. Smith. Odell s.
smith, Thomas Somerville. w. G. Spots
wood, Frank Sebring, g. Warfeld Simp-
son, Washington Topham, Walter ,.
JTNord Richard Watrous, George W.
White. Alfred Walford, c. A. Jaquette
and Harry Coope.
The Washington times., 1913-02-26
Merchants Committee on
Trade Abuse Named

George 8. DE Neaie. chairman of the
committee on trade abuses of the Retail
Merchants Association. today an
nounced the appointment Of the men
who will serve with him on that COM
mittee.
Sidney West, A. o. Hutterly, W.. II.
Warner. and A. Levy.
r. p. Andrews. chairman Of the
freight and transportation committee
of the Retail Merchants Association.
has announced the appointment Of his
committee as follows: F. w. Bolsiano.
A. D. v. Burr. p. X. Chaconas. George
9. De Neale. Myer Fellheimer. e. C.
Graham. I. Goldenberg, Fred Hahn.
Alexander Hecht. Harry King, Anton
Stephan and Joseph Stoddard.
The Washington times., 1913-02-26

The parade program in full is as fol-
lows:
Escort of mounted police-Superinten
dent sylvester and company of police.
Grand marshal and staff-Nai ior General
Leonard, grand marshal; Lieut.. Col.
Henry r. Allen. chief of staff; staff.
Escort to the President-elect - Essex
troop of New Jersey ca"alry.
Presidential carriages.
Escort to the Vice President elect
Black horse troop of Culver Military
Acadf nv
The Washington times., 1913-02-26
Chairman of Subcommittee
On Distractions to Meet
Today at Commerce Hall

Joseph Strasburger. chairman OF the
Subcommittee On obstructions of the
public order committee for the inauSu-
ration, has called n meeting of his
committee for this afternoon. at 8
O'Clock, at the Chamber of Commerce.
The committee is to be divided into
sections, is 10 be vested with police
power and will cover the avenues and
streets In the line of the parades frorl
March ]. until after the iIIuminations
and fireworks of March T. II Is the de-
sire of the committee to have al! mer-
chants. Dealers occupants of property
and others doing business and occupy
ing premises along Pennsylvania ave
The Washington times., 1913-02-26
Here's Complete Parade Program for the Inauguration

W. W. Sale and staff; brigade Nir-
ginia infantry: Brig. Gen. {. {.
Vaughn. jr. and staff: First Virginia
infantry, Col w. J. Perry; Second
Virginia infantry. Col. r. +: Leedy
Fourth Virginia infantry. Col. E. +.
Goodwin.
New York State troops-Gov. William
Sulzer. commanding. First New York
infantry, Col. c. NJ. Hitchcock: provi-
sional battalion, Second New YORK IN
fantry. Mai T. Carney: Company D.,
Third New York infantry. Capt. T: A.
coast artillery. Col. c. o. Davis;
squadron, First New York cavalry,
Maj. w. r. Wright.
North Carolina State troops-liov.
Locke Craig, commanding, Brig. Gen:
L. W.. Young and staff: provisional
First company North Carolina coast
artillery. Capt. E. A. Metts: Second
division, North Carolina naval re-
serves: Company ], Second infantry,
Capt W. S. Privott; Company ID.
Third infantry, Capt. J. A. Turner:
Alabama state troops-Gov. Il. v ONeaI
commanding. Gen. J: b. Scully and
staff, Company *, Fourth Alabama
Infantry. Capt. J. D. Carlisle' conf
pany Alabama infantry.
Maine State troops-FIrst company In
fantry. Capt. J. w. Graham;
Michigan State troops-Provisional pat
TALON Michigan infantry.
Minnesota State troops-First Minnesota
infantry. Col. Earle ID. Line.
Cadet organizations-Virgin Military
Institute, the CftadeI Cadets, 81.
Johns School. New York. Capt. u; r
Verbeck; Carlisle Indian School, Col.
J. NJ. Rubey; Washington high
schools, Col. b. r. Ross; Culver Mill
tary Academy. Col. L. r. GiSniiiiat'
Georgia Military Academy, Lieut.. J.
r Castleman u s.. A.
The Washington times., 1913-02-26

chances on fair weather, and has a
force Of 300 street cleaners ready to
remove snow IL there should he any
repetition of the inaugural weather OF
four years ago;
Chairman Page. of the reception COM
mittee, is working on plans for receiv-
ing governors and the Vice President
elect Everything is ready for the
greeting to President-elect Wilson next
Monday afternoon.
The fire department is taking special
precautions for inaugural week. and
Chief Wagner has issued orders for
movement of apparatus. None Is to
cross Pennsylvania avenue during the
parade except in case of serious fire.
The Washington times., 1913-02-26
FOURTH GRAND DIVISION.
(Civic Organizations.

FOURTH GRAND DlVlSlVN.
(Civic Organizations.
Robert n. Harper. marshal: Alvin g.
Belt, chief Of staff.
Escort to marshal-Georgia band.
Mounted Citizens of District of Colum-
bia-New Jersey band.
Democratic Committee Of New Jersey.
Young Mems Democratic League, OF
the District of Columbia.
Boys Brigade, Of the District OF Co.
lumbia.
National Fraternity Of Pages.
First Brigade-Gov. Elliott w: Major OF
Missouri and staff. commanding. Band.
Representative American Indian chiefs,
Chief Hollow Horn Bear. commanding:
Tammany Hall delegation. Edward
Garbereaux Democratic Club, New
York Kings County Democratic Cluo.
Second Brigade-Gov.- Earl Brewer of
Mississippi and staff, the Boy Scouts
Band. Lewiston, Pa, Princeton Uni
versity, Patrick county. Va, band,
University of Virginia, Johns Hap
kins University. Davidson College.
GEORGETOWN University. George wash
ington University, University OF
North Carolina, University of~.S09-
mont, Tusculum college, University of
South Carolina. New York University.
Sewanee Military College, Clemson
College, Eastern College. Holy Cross,
Dartmouth College, Emory and Hen
~ College.
The Washington times., 1913-02-26

Inaugural visitors began arriving in
little throngs today. Hotel registers
showed the effect of the early arrivals.
Within a few days probably half of the
guests viii be in the city, but the
heaviest travel is expected on Sunday
and Monday.
WASHINGTON is .eady to receive these
thousands of guests and give them a
royal welcome TO the best inauguration
in history.
The finishing touches OF white paint
on the reviewing stands, and garlands
of evergreen, together with the strinsins
NJ electric bulbs for the thousands OF
lights on the Avenue. are prsctically ;
complete today.
The District government g takirg TO
The Washington times., 1913-02-26
Concert and Ball Success.

The success of the concert and ball
given by the Young Mems Hebrew As
ISOLATION in the old Masonic Temple,
last evening. Is the subject of wide
comment among their friends today.
The event was given to raise funds fo-
the building fund, and was successful
in every way.
The Washington times., 1913-02-26

The complete list of guests on the
Presidential stand is as follows: Su-
preme Court members and joint. in
aUguraI committee of House and Sen
ate, President Wilson, family of Presi-
The Washington times., 1913-02-26
THIRD GRAND DIVISION.
(Veterans.)

Brig, Gen. James L. Stuart. command
ing: Col. A. S. Perham, chief or stan'
staff commander first division.
Col W Howard, commander second
division.
d. A. r. Posts of d. c., Capt ihomas
Mckee.
Union Veteran Legion. Encampment-
G. A. r., State OF Maryland, George
Pretchel.
Fusilier Veteran Corps. Boston, MAJ.
James w. II. Myrick.
T. 8. Spanish War Veterans, Jere a.
Costello.
Commander-in-chief and stan, Army OF
the Philippines. p. ]. Farrell.
Union Veteran Legion, James r. Pierson.
Army and Navy Union. Capt. J. C. DAILY.
Gen. Guy V. Henry Garrison, NO. y
Army and Navy Union.
Sons of Veterans, Ralph NJ. Grant.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-19
NoR1nWES1LE1S

Willow City, n. D.-While operating q
circular saw Jacob Lander slipped with
his right arm across the Whirling ma
chine. Both bones and all the cords OF
his arm were several. The physicians
are endeavoring to prevent amputation,
Manning. N. Dr.. B.. tleck was ar
rested, waived examination and was held
to the district court on a charge of at
tempting to commit a criminal assault.
A. married woman was the complaining
witness and the of[enSe is alleged to
have been committed last July. Both
parties live on the east side of this coun-
ty.
Grand Forks. N. D,-The North Da-
k kesa,ar pnn month1v me afIoeiaf he'a at at tn
Commercial clubrooms in Fargo OF Sat
urday, decided to hold the next regular
meeting in this city.
Fargo, N. D.-Fire broke out in the
oil room in the rear Of Lee Bros. gro.
prompt arrival OF the fire department
prevented the spread of the fire. Some
damage was done to the stock of the
store by smoke however. Spontaneous
the blaze.
Hebron. n. D.-The number of school
pupils here has outgrown the school
house and the Congregational church
is being used for q school room.
is again in oDeration and Nels Nichols
claims the only Kindred ignite in the
state-he works day and night crews
It is estimated by the state geologist
that the Nichols homestead will produce
Dickinson. N. D.-The North Dakota
Pressed Brick company here started VII
last week after a shutdown OF six weeks
to finish an order OF 700 900 brick which
Carton, Minn.Gssstion Agent A. NJ,
Brewer was struck by an engine and