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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04

Discounted Bully Certainly Gave HIs
Adversary What Might Be Called
Fair and Proper Warning.

Many of the best Pennsylvania
stories come from the lumber camps.
This bit Of rough-and-ready history
was told in a hotel lobby by visitor
to Philadelphia from the great West
Branch valley Of the Susquehanna:
Paddy Wood was the porter at the
Ginricky house In my town. He was
mark for mischievous boys who
found that he would chase them II
properly baited. He had a board
about Eve feet long which he prom
ised to use on his tormentors, thus
adding to the spice Of danger TO
the sport.
One summer evening Paddy Wood
sat on a bench In front of the tavern.
his board leaning within easy reach
against the building. Paddy Plank,
staggering woodsman, with numerous
raw or natural WHISTLES under his
belt, hove in sight. He stopped in
the road, fumbled for his woodstock
pipe for several minutes and was
longer time lighting it. The wood
stock pipe was a cavalier affair usu-
ally smoked with the bowl turned
down by men who affected bravado.
1t was not the pipe of peace, however,
for the moment Paddy Planks orbs
sighted Paddy Wood he discovered
that his system craved a little Kill
kenny fun and he began to hand
Paddy Wood some choice compli-
ments, such as are usually set afloat
when one is looking for trouble.
Paddy Wood deliberately arose
from the bench picked up his board
and smote Paddy Plank on the jaw,
knocking his pipe across the lot, the
sparks from which described an arc
of fire like rocket.
Surprised at the speed Of Paddy
Woods responsible didn't expect 1t
by wire-and seeing mis- disadvantage,
he started to run, with Paddy Wood
trying to lift him off his feet with
every jump.
"As soon as he reached a safe dis
lance from his pursuer, Paddy Plank
turned around and uttered this piece
Of defiance:
"'Kape away from me! Kape away
from mel or you will have your
hearts blood on me hands!'"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
WORLD IS AMERICAN MARKET
Products Of the United States to Be
Found in Every Country of
the Earth.

Wanted, the name Of a country in
which you cannot hear the buzz of an
American sewing machine or hear
the click of an American typewriter.
You might as easily find one as name
the land where the soil has not yet
felt the pressure of the American au-
tomobile. Last year we sent aero
planes to Japan, Australia, Brazil,
France, Germany, Russia and other
countries. As for our plows, they
turn up the brown earth in no fewer
than 80 countries and bring us in a
trifle of 100000, while the return
we derive from mowers and reapers
is something like $17,OOO,OOO. If
the god Pan should be discovered in
sequestered glade of Thessaly he
would probably be brandishing a
reaping hook from some city in the
middle west and, if his godship has
taken to the use of breakfast food, he
doubtless helps in the payment of the
100000 which we are receiving
annually for CONNECTIONS of this kind
If you go by railroad, whether yor
travel in Peru or Africa, you journey
in American cars.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
WOMAN CONSIDERED A PRIZE
servIan Wives Have Distinct Value,
and Rivalry for Their Hands
10 Keen.

W. Y. Morgan, in a travel letter to
the Hutchinson News, writes from
Belgrade: "Leap year with its incl
dental advantages is not needed in
Servia. A girl here does not take a
dowry but is considered a prize to be
paid for. Marriages are not made
for love but because the man needs
help. It is no trick at all for a wom-
an to get married if she is stout and
healthy, and in fact she will be
snapped up first and ahead Of pref
ty girl by the wise Servian father
who selects the helpmate for his son.
On a little farm there is no use for
machinery and no call for hired
hands. The family does all the work
and does not have to strain its backs
very much in the doing. Who're the
wants are little the supplying OF
them is not difficult. The Servian
gents have time for war and the
women for embroidery. All are happy
and comfortable and do not worry
about pure food laws and individual
drinking cups. They never have APP
pendicitis or operations and they live
more contentedly and longer than
many who do."-Kansas City Star.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
YOUR KIDNEYS
HOpkinSville Residents Must
Learn The Importance Of
Keeping Them Well.

Perfect health means that every
organ Of the body is performing its
functions properly.
Perfect healrh cannot be enjoyed
IL the kidneys are weak and disor-
dered.
Thousands testify that Doan's Kid
ney Pills have a reviving action on
weak kidneys.
What this remedy has done in 80
many cases Of this kind is the best
proof of its merits.
Read the following. It's testi-
mony gratefully given an Earring ton
resident.
Nv. Almon. Darlington, Ky., says:
my kidneys were weak and | had
to get up at night to pass the kid
ney secretioIs. When | heard of
Doan's Kidney Pills, | began taking
them. They relieved me in a short
time. One box completely cured
me. | have never been bothered
with kidney trouble SINCE"
For sale by all dealers. Price 30
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name -Doan's-
and take no other.
Ad,.orAirnr..r,A
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
Saved His Foot.

H. d. Ely. of Bantam. TO-, suffered
from horrible ulcer on his foot for
four years. Doctor advised smpu-
tation. but he refused and reluc,-
antly tried Bucklen's Arnica Sslve
as last resort. He then wrote:
II used your salve and my foot
was soon completely cured" Best
remedy for burns. cuts. bruises al d
e,z ma. Get box today. Only 25c
All druggists or by mail. H. F.
Bucklen & Co.. Philadelphia or 81.
Louis.
Advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
Nervous and Sick Headaches

Torpid liver, constipated bowel
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druggists or by mail. H. E. Buck.
len & Co. Philadelphia and st. Louis
advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
Brilliant Comnoser.

There are so many musical lumi'
naries of the name of Strauss-living,
dead. and moribund-that it is small
wonder that the Frohman announce
ment of a new Strauss operetta Great
ed confused differences. The operetta
bought by Mr.. Frohman is by Oscar
Strauss-the Austrian composer OF
"The Waltz Dream" and The Choco
late Soldier"-who, now in his forty
third year, is composing as brilliantly
and as copiously as ever.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
UP TO LITTLE HAROLD.

Little Susie-Let's play house.
keeping. You be the papa and I'll
be the mamma.
Little Harold-Aw, what's the use.
We won't get started good before
you'll commence crying.
Little Susie-No, l won't, Just
you play nice, Harold, and don't
bang the table and slam the doors.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
POOR PRINCE.

"Iived in the Latin Quarter, eh
You say you had a prince in your
rooms one day|
eyes"
"And how did you happen to re-
ceive a visit from royalty?"
"He came in there to avoid his
landlord. Washington Herald.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
LIBERAL CONTRIBUTION.

Visiting Philanthropist - Good
morning, madame; l am collecting
for the Drunkards' home.
Mrs. Patrick-Sure, Pm glad OF
it, sor-if you come around tonight
you can have my husband.-Success.
full Farming.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
UP AND DOWN.

"I'm going to get married soon
and settle down." remarked young
Debtleigh.
"All very WELL" replied his tailor,
"but Pm far more interested inslearn'
ing when you're going to settle upl"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
THE SENSATION.

Knicker-These are said to be
times of great moral uplift.
Bocker-I know it; but l don't
like to ride in an elevator all tn
time.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
Cricket Of EnaIIsh Birth.

Cricket lie the national game of Eng
hshmen, and seems always TO have
been played In Britain. The first menV
ton Of II is found in manuscript oq
the thirteenth century. The name
comes from the Saxon eric" or "cryc.
a crooked stick-an obvious reference
to the bat with which II is played
Wherever the English have colonized
the game is played, and in many of
the British possessions II has become
popular with the natives, notably In
New Zealand.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
HIS METHOD.

SHOW is il that author has &C
CURED such bubbling style?"
81 don't know but | guess he usel
a fountain pen"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
To Prevent Blood Poisoning

lpply at once the wonderful old reliable DR..
PoRTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL, sur
gical dressing that relieves pain end heals at
the same time. Not a liuiment 2Sc. Soc 81 co.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-11-04
NOTHING NEW.

"The vacuum system seems now ia
be applied to everything"
"Quite so. l know a number Of
people who even think with it,"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
HankinsOn-Glenn.

Mrs. Emma Miller Hankinson, of this city, and Peter Glenn, of LeXing- ton, Ky, were united in marriage yes terday at 12 o'clock at the home of the bride, No. 401 West Sixth avenue The ceremony was said by Rev. J. w. Harrell of the First Methodist church, only the members of the immediate family being present.
 The home was beautifully decorated for the occasion, jessamine blossoms and palms being used to a great ad- vantage. Mir. and Mrs. Glenn left yesterday afternoon for Les CheneauX Island, Mich., where they will spend the remainder of the summer. They went by way of Lexington, Ky, their future home.
 MT. Glenn is prominent business man of Lexington and Mrs. Glenn is one of this city's most popular and attractive matrons. They became ac- quainted in Florida last summer when Mrs. Glenn was a guest at the home of the late Judge M. A. Austin and family.
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Flag For Battleship.

The last of the three flags given by the Pine Bluff Chapter, D. A. R., will soon be presented to the Battle ship Arkansas, the last banner being the official flag of the state It will be displayed for the first time in the window of 'Bedell's Pharmacy on Wednesday. The flag is a most beaN tiful banner, being hand worked, each letter and each star embroidered. The emblems of the Daughters of the American Revolution, the spindle and the staff. are beautifully done in one corner and the flag is undoubtedly the most beautiful state flag that has as yet been made. It will be sent to the battleship in very short time The ladies of Pine Bluff have taken great deal of interest in the new crusier and their efforts to please the sailors who man the monster ship are duly appreciated, as was seen by the interview of Ensign J. E. Gordon which was printed in the Graphic some time ago.
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For Nr. and Mrs. Eitt!etOn.

In honor of Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Lit teton and son Of Ozark. Mr. and Mrs. w. T. Williams entertained yesterday with a family gathering.
 The morning was spent in social manner and at noon a three-course luncheon was served. During the af- ternoon, delightful musical program was rendered and refreshments were served.
 Mr. and Mrs. 'I.ittleton and little son left on the afternoon train for their home and they were accompanied by Mrs. James Williams and Miss Verna Williams.
 Those who enjoyed the day at the Williams home were MT. and Mrs. Littletca and son, Mr. and Mrs. J. T. Williams and children, MT. and Mrs. James IIargrove. Mrs. s. J. Goodman, Miss Verna and Thomas Williams.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15

A fishing p3Tty composed of Law renee ThonN Son, Wade Knox, Leo Goodrich, YA Toussiant and Jack Thompson left yesterday for Swan Lake.
 Mrs. w. Porter Grace and children have returned to their home in Little Rock, after spending a few days in the city the guests of Judge and Mrs. A. B. Grace.
 Don Atkinson, a former Pine Bluff boy who is making his home in St. Louis, is in the city visiting his bro- ther, Tom Atkinson, and other rela- tives.
 R. A. Can't, of Buckner, is the guest of his daughter, Mrs. James McMahon. NIr. Can't is prominent business man in Buckner and has an extensive business acquaintance in this city.
 MT. and Mrs. w. D. Hearn and MT. and Mrs. A. w. Mum are expected to return home tomorrow from several weeks trip in the North. They made the trip to New York from New Or leans by steamer and spent ten days at the Marlborough-Blenh Hotel in Atlantic City. They then went to Toronto, Buffalo, Niagara Falls and Chicago.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
Miss Dees On Temperance Work.

As a return compliment for the re- ception given in her honor, Friday af- ternoon at the residence of Mrs. N, cital at the Chamber of Commerce yes terday afternon, which was largely attended by both ladies and gentle men. Miss Dees made a talk on Women's Christian Temperance Union work and then rendered a number of most enjoyable readings, among which was an extract from Mark Twain s famous rom Sawyer"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
NaIters-Gatlin.

A quiet home wedding was that oi Miss Carrie Mae Walters and Gay Gatlin, which occurred last Wednes- day night at the home of the aunt ol the bride, Mrs. w. H. Bradberry Eighteenth avenue and Hazel street The ceremony was performed by Rev w. T. Menard, of the Hawley Mem orial church, and the young couple are now living at Sixteenth avenue and Hazel street.
 Mr. Gatlin is popular employe at the Cotton Belt shops and both young people are very we'll known in this city.
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For Mrs. Thompson.

In honor of Mrs. Thompson of Mem- phis. her house guest, Mrs. J. II. Jor- dan entertained a number Of her friends yesterday afternoon at bridge, at her home on Laurel street
 The home was beautifully decorated in sweet peas, nasturtiums and ferns and the interior presented a most pleasing appearance. Three tables of players contested for the prize, a handsome vase. and Mrs. George w. List was the fortunate winner. Mrs. Thompson was also presented with a beautiful vase as the honorees prize. Dalicious refreshments were served.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
Recital At Lakeside.

Miss Dixie Dees will give a recital this morning at 10 o'clock at thr Lakeside Methodist church, another at four o'clock this afternoon at the Young Mems Christian Association and she will be heard at the First Baptist church tonight at | o'clock. At s o'clock Miss Dees will occupy tha pulpit at the Christian church. Miss Dees has quite reputation as al- elccutionist and her recitals are al- ways of an uplifting and eleVatins na- ture.
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| Lawn Social.

Miss Susie Hall entertained her class, the graduates of the First Ward School. and few friends with a lawn social Friday evening at the home of her parents. Mr. and Mrs. w. H. Hall, No. 3O9 East Third avenue. Music and games furnished amusement for the evneing. Twenty-eight guests enjoyed the evening and all reported a royal good time. Refreshments wHAc served on the lawn in picnic stylo.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
John McAImont Chapter.

The last meeting of the John Nc Almont Chapter, D. A. R., until fall was held yesterday afternoon at tho home of Mrs. M. P. Russell, No. 14O4 Olive street. Many matters of busi ness were transacted and the year books were distributed. Misses Hen rietta Brewster, Margie Belle Atkinson and Leyl Cross rendered musica numbers and Miss Nellie McDonal( gave very enjoyable reading. Mrs NJ. c. Cross presented a highly inter
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Foreign Mission Reading Circle.

A meeting of the Foreign Mission Reading Circle of the First Method ist church will be held Monday after noon at three o'clock at the church to be in attendance. This meeting marks the close of the second quarter of the year and will be especially inn Dortant on this account.
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PERSONALS
1. + + I. l. l. + * + < i

R. l.. Walker, of Stuttgart is in the city on business.
 Irving Williams, of l7ordyce, is in the city on business.
 J. R. Benson of Camden, was in the city yesterday on business.
 James Long returned to his home in this city yesterday from Warren.
 C. l.. Worthington, of Camden, spent yesterday in this city on busl- ness.
 Attorney N.%/cantt 1r., was a business visitorN Little Rock yes terday.
 R. A. pick<ss, of Walnut Lake, will spend today Ekh his daughter. Mrs. Arthur Mill9
 Robert A. Lowe, a prominent banker of Stuttgart, was in the city yesterday on business.
 Judge J. M. Elliott and Joe Nichol have returned from a brief business visit to Little Rock.
 Mrs. w. A. Hudson, of Mississippi, is the guest of her brother, Dr. J. T. Pal mer for few days.
 Mrs. J. A Allen, D. B. Taylor and T. Y. MurphNreturned yesterday from Mineral Wells: Texas.
 Miss Mary Jamerson of Clarendon, is visiting Miss Mabel Benton at her home on Linden street.
 Mrs. Ralph Cunningham has return ed to Little Rock after pleasant visit with friends here.
 Lewis Rafferty returned yesterday from Camden, where he has been spending a few days on business.
 Jim NGClelland left yesterday for Monticer on his motorcycle. He ex- poets tojbe>sone two or three days.
 Miss Millie Moore, of Memphis, is the guest of her sister, Mrs. J. w.. Tarver, of No. 62O East Sixth avenue
 Miss Lillian Julian left yesterday for Dallas and other points in Texas, where she will spend several weeks.
 John Toney returned to his home in this city yesterday from England, i where he has been on surveying trip.
 Mir. and Mrs. w. R. Frazier, of Bearden, are the guests of MT. and Mrs. R. B. Peacock, No. TIP Plum street
 J. E. Mosley returned to his home in Warren yesterday after visiting Constable Evan Parnell for several days.
 Joe Carter, of Fordyce, passed through this city yesterday en route to Memphis, where he will spend his vacation. Manager w. N. Trulock has return ed from Hope, Ark, where he at tended the meeting of the Arkansaw l Travellers. E. B. Bloom and son, Frank B. Bloom, made trip to Little Rock yes- terday in their automobile and return ed home last night. Morris Davis returned home yester- day from his fathers plantation at Wabbaseka where he has been spend- ing a few days fishing.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
SOCIETY
coucert At Lakeside Tonight.

Tho concert to be given tonight at .,,o lakeside Methodist church by the .pine Bluff Choral Society, assisted by tho Musical Coterie and other talent ,,rc,,ises to be rare treat from a musical standpoint. and 1t IS expected that the church will be crowded to it's capacity.
 Miss Lucy Hearn Broadstreet and Rev Carroll D. Wood will be solo ists nths occasion and an elabor- .to nrogram of musical numbers has been arranged. The Cemetery Asso- ciation will take up q silver offering, which fund will be used in the beau- tification of the cemetery grounds.
 A final rehearsal of the program was held last night and all who at tend are assured of an evening of rare musical selections.
 The following is the program to be rendered:
 Overture Selected, Herman Hoff- nagle.
 Praise God from Whom All Bless ings Flow, Chorus and Congregation. Invocation, Rev. R. R. Moore.
 Hymn. All Hail the Power of Jesus Name,' Chorus and Congrega- ton.
 '"The Radiant Moon Hath Passed Away" (Steele), Choral.
 Solo, "Rachels Cry (Salter), Miss Lucy Hearn Broadstreet.
 Anthem, Who is Like Unto Thee" 0ansing), First Presbyterian choir.
 Duet, 70 Divine Redeemer.' {Gounod), Misses Moore and Sage.
 Chorus. ''To the Shades of Night (Steele), Choral.
 Anthem, Selected, (Oesten), Coterie Chorus.
 Anthem, Rejoice in the Lord" (Price), Lakeside M. D. Choir.
 Chorus, "The Ship of Life,' (North, Choral.
 Organ offertory, (a) Prayer, (Mas- on); (b) Caprice, Gle Maier), Mrs. F. K. RenfroW.
 Solo, Ut is Enough From the Elijah," (Mendelssohn), Rev. c. D.. Wood.
 Hymn, Nearer My God to Thee, y Chorus and Congregation.
 Chorus, "The Heavens Are Telling the Glory of God.' from "The Crea- tion," (Haydem, Choral and Coterie Chorus
 Organist, Herman Hoffnagle and Mrs. F. E. 'FCnfrOW.
 Soloists, Miss Lucy Hearn Broad street and Rev. c. D. Wood.
 Pianist, Miss V. Clegg.
 Conductor, J. C. White.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
For Miss Summerfield.

In honor of Miss Lucille Summer field. of Little Rock, who will arrive on that day, Miss Annie Rosenbers will entertain a number of her friends Tuesday afternoon at her home. Five Hundred will be the game played and prizes will be awarded. Niss Summer field will be the guest of Miss Rosen- berg for several dyas.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
Birthday Party.

In honor of her eleventh birthday. little Miss Edyth Mae Patterson en- teltained about fifty of her little friends yesterday afternoon at the home of her parents, MT. and Mrs. Arch Patterson. No. S09 West Ihlrd avenue The home and the lawn both were beautifully decorated in flags and the young people romped and played to their hearts delight. Delicious refreshments were served. Gordon Arnett and Genevieve Hark- ness won the prizes in the bean con- test.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
Faulk--LOng.

Miss Anna Faulk, of Clio, and w. M. Long, of this city will be married to- day at the home of the brides par ents at Clio MT. Long is prominent young mill man of this city and Miss Faulk is a popular young laGy in Clio. The happy couple will make their home here.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
bridal Party Personnel.

me marriage of Miss Alice Mur- taosh' daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Vir- inius Murdaugh, to Edward Clay iues' Will be of interest to a large u1hoef of friends, and will take place a.urday' June 21, at the First Meth gust church. The personnel of the liuai party has been announced as Dllows:
 MISS Maud Williams, maid of hon. Mlsses Kathleen Barkman and AL
 lunnan, bridesmaids; little Alice arie Nlemeyer, daughter of MT. and
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15
Second Avenue Bridge.

Mrs. Frank M. Reeves will be hos- tess to the members of the Second Avenue Bridge Club Tuesday after noon 3t her home.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-06-15

Mrs. George Niemeyer, flower girl; Dave Cleus, best man; MesSrs. Nlr- ginus Murdaugh John Bateman, AL len Gates and Bob Fenton, Srooms- men.-Little Rock Democrat.
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estlng and entertaining paper on The Siege of Yorktown.
 Mesdames Elizabeth D0Well and James Goree assisted Mrs. Russell in ment were served.
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The Sherwin-Williams Paints for all kinds of good painting. Ask us for color card. Claud Clegg & Co. 5th and Main. If
 Chance of a life time to furnish your home at small cost at Reap 6 Crawford's Hurry Out" Safe.
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Willing Workers.

The Willing Workers will meet thursday afternoon at 4 o'clock at ne Bluff City Club. All members are urged to attend as the meeting will pc one of much importance.
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SHOE DEPT.

We offer you for Mon- day, beautiful $3.50 Satin Pumps with leather heels for Monday $3.15
 One lot of $3.5O Patent Colt Pump, with medium heels, at .$2.95
 One lot of tan Russia and White Buck S4.OO Oxfords, at S3.25