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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28
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AVE NU e

Princess Zallah." midely heralded
as an Oriental dancer, opened In the
Avenue Sunday, with "a company rich
in comedians. chorus girls and vaude-
Vile entertainers.
Zallahs dancing in the two skits.
"A Cabaret Rehearsal" and The I'm
kissed Oriental" which make up the
major part Of the company's produc-
ton was the superlative OF its type.
while Harry Bently Charles McAvOy.
Norine Holmes. Bell Gordon and other
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28

Is the "kiter's" job really gone?
Or will he be like the safe cracker
who blithely cracks the safe which
has the very latest burglar proof in
yention?
Know what "kiter" is? OF
course. you never cracked safe or
raised one of these mysterious
things called checks. SO We will tell
you what "kiter is
Hes one OF those skilled gentry
who make ten or hundred or =
thousand dollars grow where only
one grew before. He'll take n check
that was written TO demand $24 OF
the banks funds and by his skillful
manipulations il will call for 81. 400
when il is presented TO the cashier
for payment
Unskillful "kiters" do rather crude
work in raising checks--but the good
man Gt the job can make the check
loo' so like the way IL was written
that the man who signed 1t won't
know the difference except. OF
course. that he'll know he never
wrote check for such a large
amount
But they say now that there Will
he very little check raising il the
banks employ the means for detect
ing them that science has invented.
Prof. Robert Williams Wood. who
was one OF the men working with
Roentgen when that chemist discov-
cred the wonderful N-rays. has in
vented way TO beat the "kiter He
uses what are known as ultra violet
rays These are rays of light that
are invisible to the eye and possess
a number of peculiarities $50 many
that science does not yet know the
limits to which their use can be put
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28

act with balls and sticks and a glass
OF water that must be even more dill
ficult than ii loks, and it, looks i'm
possible. The woman performs stunts
on a wire, and finally balances pole
on her shoulder while sad-faced boy
goes through many evolutions at Its
summit, carefully, seriously with a
clap of the hands when he wants ap-
plause.
Tyson and Brown dress we'll sing
well. and do some god dancing. Louis
Winsch and Josephine Poore have an
act called mo TPespassing," which
gives excuse for a piece Of more efAo-
crate scenery than is. usually beheld
In vaudeville, and some good singing
and dancing The Wardoscope closes
the program with current events as
seen BY the movies.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28
CAYErY.

Johnnie Weber. the funniest little
German comedian in burlesque, Ia In
the Gayety theater this week with
Rose Sydell's London Bellies. That
little skit. entitled Papa at Home.
I'm which William :. Campbell ap-
pears as the irascible fre her. and
Webber as the half-witted son. Is re-
membered by all who see It. and heiIr
Weber "yoIl" During the Campbell
Weber olio number the chorus girls
appear as living pictures.
The show Is lively and the chorus
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28
Fort Fire Burma Five.

SAN FRANCISCO. April 2s.-Two
women and three children were burn
cd to death in fire that destroyed
two frame barracks occupied by non
comm issioned officers OF the Sixth In.
fantry and their families at the Presi.
do here last night.
The victims we're members OF the
family OF Sergeant Schall
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28

wel.known burlesque stars furnished
plenty OF entertainment during the
interim between the efforts OF the
principal.
Ike Hail. in as the property man is
n comedy skit entitled Behind the
Scenes" was loudly applauded.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28
CALLING a Halt.

Her Ladyship--"No, 1t really can't
70 on any longer. Horace. You see,
you've got no position worth speaking
about. and I've got two dolls and q
teddy bear TO keen up."-London
Mail.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28

There are oil ahd salt wells In china
moro than two thousn feet deep that
have been drilled through solid rock by
hand with the most primitive tools.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28
The Ace OF Luxury.

When YOU buy your collar studs by
the pound and neveN pick up the
fallen ones Punch
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28
Editorials BY the People

Cons mum tea lions must hear name
nsd address az writer, must
aot contain persosai abuse sad
must a~t be over 100 words In
length.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28
M Y0E HA We BEEN HIT BY A
YOU WILL FOLLOW US


The commission form government popular
~ politicians pulls interests which thrive
through necenc nompency and Encouragement in ONCE OF with
Ensvspaper politicians and guard and protect
surprising therefore that the proposed adoption of the
Detroit should be opposed from the quarter whence
the handed saps which it receiving.
number public officers possible
nothing GOVERNMENT BY BUSINESS METHODS
authority responsibility obtains the
tn department automobile stove factory bank
present system local the order exactly
switched from what it successful business
The the department the boss but the OOssed and
being DIRECT DIRECTED taking orders from
hundred and
this all right then form of national govern
is all wrong
our form national government all right then the form of
Hlocal government in Detroit is all wrong
In which connection there might be recalled the comparative ease with
nation rid itself of the dangers of Baingsm
a during the administration of Taft.
The secretary the appointed and not elected under the
n COMMISSION FORM of government
President Taft sngy and alone was responsible for Binse and
the country had become convinced from
danger all they had TO 40
their Taft which they did with the result that Balnger
had to 60.
of local the people would be
while they might not hit the bulls
shot they would least hit the target which than
able do the time nine times out OF TO- under
Misrepresentation rule rather than
.resentation.
under which results for the best be obtained then
provide from county
nation and should elect the members of the cabinet by popular vote
Those ward
affairs Of Detroit must this they be
Estent.
their that 1.-THE
form practical for cities the size of
Detroit
That their and with that huhed they would be left
without leg stand
Yet congress the small board
the plan been practical for whole nation the of
ksur
you with SNOWFALL. think impress
you instantly benefit be derived from the commission
form Of local government.
vending peaceful way the following fall the
EaYy will that suddenly hit in the back
kef the with a sample Of it.
Turning you the dozen youths wearing
eleoks Of lamblike innocence.
position hopeless the of the Democratic
xsnizaton Michigan with progressive president in Washington
30 far putting hand the real culprit and getting justice
~ concerned you up against the impossible
SNOWFALL turning suddenly in the direction whence
sped its should perceive lonely kid you
perpreator the foul deed and yourself accord
eissy
And there you are
sssthority.
q concentration of responsibility.
means your city being managed improperly ne
ny extravagnt you know whom put the blame
1ueTANTLY
And the best part of is the upon would
HIM and that unless he meets his obligations Of
ence n he should he will get INSTANTLY,
the 200 cities the United States which have adopted the
has back to the old and
1 bunging way
Which fact speaks volumes
Calling a Halt Luxury
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28
THE STAGE
UYCEUM.


Presenting the Hungarian farce
comedy. Seven Sisters. as the third
attraction of the present stock engage
ment. Vaughn CHASER and associate
players scored the biggest hit vet In
the l.yceum. Sunday.
The offering is staged in far above
tho average fashion. and even the
smallest detail, looking towards the
success OF the production. has beei.
handled >is manner that will un-
dOITtIy win the approval OF those who
Witness il during the present week.
rhe story OF the play. while not eX-
actiy familiar TO the majority of De-
troit theatergoers carries viii il a
pleasing change 10 comedy after tho
mcloGramatic tone OF the productions
rendered by the CHASER players 10 date.
y centers around tho adventures OF
one Of the seven daughters OF the
widow OF a Hungarian army officer
and Count Horkoy Miss Fay Court
eney. as Mici. the daughter. and Mr..
CHASER. as the count, meet by chance
while the former IL attending con
vent in Budapest. Remaining TOO long
al fashionable ball and, incidentally.
in the company OF the count, Mici Ia
forced 20 climb the convent wall upon
her return and. after scaling a rope
ladder 10 the window % her room. Ia
confronted by the instructors and lat
er expelled from school for her esca.
pade.
When She returns 10 her humble
home. the count follows. the greater
part OF the balance Of the play center
ing about mis- efforts TO pave the way
for the marriage OF Mici's three sup
posedly elder sisters. and he may
we'd Mici. The plots that are Matched
10 snare the unsuspecting bridegrooms
furnish many side-splltting situations.
IL Is perhaps needless TO add that all
ends well for ,Mici and the count
The stage settings. the general de-
tails Of the piece and the clever all
around work OF the various members
OF the company, could hardly be i'm
proved.
Next week the CHASER PLAYERS Will
offer William Hodges well-remember-
ed success, The Man From Home"
BROADWAY.
Though he is but one, and they are
is. In number. Grant Gardener. black
face comedian. shares the honors
with the Nsvassar Ladies' orchestra,
In the Broadway theater this week.
Coming after the porly conceived, but
well-acted sketch of Charles j. Burk-
hardt & Co., called The Cheap
Skate" Gardener gets a laugh at his
very appearance, and keeps the audi
ence roaring for 90 minutes. To be
funny, nowadays, one has TO be a
little crazier than anyone ever was
before. and still keep on the hither
side Of embecility. Gardener has sue
coded. He puts little brain work
into his act. His criticism OF a senti-
mental song. while IL Is about the fun.
niest thing ever heard in the Broad
way. contains a great deal OF legiti-
mate knocking"
The Navasar Ladies' orchestra con-
tinues it's high standard II plays
grand opera music and classics by
composers such as Rubinstein. as well
AS more popular pieces. It's soloists
are particularly excellent
The Yamato Japs. In perch wire
act. omen the bill, and win deserved
applause The man does n balancing
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28

New Ycr, mast th.- Year .psrd 8 =
'eRV"e 10" Iepair0 On It's capitol bald
Ink ia Albany.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-28

UCnoee 5smoS heartily Joins With the o. 3. postal
oCooR Ne Mlchignn Food and Dairy Commissioner
~ ylG1nnce Committee Of the Association OF Amer
U1SortDors IN protecting the public from advertising
- Any reader having grievance against an adver
= these columns viii favor by promptly
D1gt1nS - Same to the publisher
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
PINCH HITS

Sam Parr, q Marathon runner OF
experience ana ability, has requested
this department to challenge the world
on his behalf for a race over any dis
tanCe from mile to the classic %.
parr is in the signal corps of Uncle
Sans army and is now stationed at
Fort MissOula. He has had lot OF
experience as Il long distance runner
and holds medals and prizes for en-
durance races. He prefers to run the
Marathon distance He ran last in
Butte against S. G. Johnson, beating
that gentleman by travelling over a
1G-milc course in 1:45. The world is
challenged, though we must warn Mr
Parr that, owing to the insufficient
means Of transportation up the Iam-
bezi. The Missoulian does not reach
quite everyone in Central Africa.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
CHICAGO MAGNATE SAYS CHANCE
MAY NOT BE AS GOOD As
FANS THINKS.
P. |. WAS GETTING OLD
Owner of Club lntimates That He Let
His Stars Go Because They Were
Becoming StaIe-New Team Will Be
Fast, and viii Bat 800.

Chicago, Jan. 2O.-"Frank Chance
was successful as playing manager;
/ am not prepared to say that he will
prove a wizard as a bench manager
says Charles w. Murphy president of
the Chicago National league baseball
club in a signed statement made pub
lie today.
Continuing, Murphy declares that
the popularity or unpopularity of a
mangaer or owner does not figure in
the success of a club; il is Win
ming aggregation that counts with
followers of the game.
The local owner intimates that his
club has been reorganized because
some of the players were going stale
with age.
THE passing of Chance, Tinker,
Brown, Holman, Stenfeldt, overall,
Killing and Lundgren from the west
side is rot pleasant for me to contem-
plate" said Murphy.
Murphy says that baseball clubs
want fewer superintendents crtticiTihs
from the bench and more enthusiastic,
ck-thinking players. He alludes to
Chance when he says that the time
to remove player is before a game
has been thrown away and not after
the game is over and lost. McGraW,
he says, saved many game by his
quick wit in rer1oving weakening
pitcher at the right moment.
My enthusiasm, however, contln-
ued the Chicago magnate, lis pretty
much confined to those men who can
play the game and not to those who
wish to draw pay for telling others
how to do it,
Murphy says that his 1918 club is
good for batting average of 300
barring only the pitchers, and opines
that the lovers Of the game who are
not denoring the loss Of old faVorites
will be the first to cheer the reju-
venated organization
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
j. CAESAR WRITES ARTICLE.
Famous Man Tells of Situation in the
Stygian Indoor Baseball League
For Pinch Hits Readers.
To the Pinch Hitter: 80

To the Pinch Hitter
My Dear Pinch: In reply to your
request for an expression from me on
THE Outlook for the StYgian League
| Will he glad to have YOU present the
following article, which, compiled in
part from my public utterances sets
forth my views on that subject. 1t cx-
presses the feeling | entertain today
regarding the present problems of
Hades and the obligations of the Sty-
gian league. Your old friend,
JULIE.
(The above letter and the following
article were received from the great
emperor by thought transference Mo-
tice the picture drawn especially for
The Pinch Hits by julius himself
p H)
In the early years Of the goth CEN
tury we are again assuming the con-
dition which | found in the first CEN
tury b. G., when | first broke into the
Stygian circuit. Now that Napoleon S
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
KNOCKOUT" BROWN
GETS LUNCH IN
UV|CK
FIGHT IN SOUTH OMAHA is
STOPPED IN FIRST ROUND
AFTER NEAR KNOCKOUT.

Omaha, NeD., Jan. 20.-The 10-round
fight in South Omaha between
Knockout" Brown and Billy uYick
was stopped tonight tefore the end of
the first round, after Brown had all
but knocked out his opponent.
Before the men had SPARED half a
minute, Brown shot a hard right to
Uvick's jaw, sending him down for
the count of nine. Uvick staggered to
his feet and Brown sent half a dozen
hard smashes to the face. Chief of
Police Briggs, who sat near the ring
side, jumped into the ring and stopped
the fight before Brown could deliver
a knockout blow.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
VERY RAPIDLY DOES
OPPOSITION
DEVELOP
Continued From Page OneD

such other forms of industrial activity
n may be found cXpcdient.
Control of the institution is to be
vested in the state board of educa-
ton.
The governor "hall appoint a COM
mission of five nonresident presi-
dents or X-prcsidents of universities
who shall be empowered to select the
site for the university.
After the selection it will be the
duty of the state board of education
to purchase or otherwise acquire 1000
acres of land, and to provide for the
ings.
The present Institutions shall be
continued pending the completion of
the university.
The governor shall appoint a COM
mission of seven members, two from
the heads of the four segregated in
stitutionS, two engaged in secondary
educational work, two private citizens
and the state superintendent of public
instruction, which commission shall
devise ways and means of utilizing the
| discontinued plans for technical, vo-
cational or agricultural schools. The
commission is also to submit to the
state board of educational advisory
suggestions as to the establishment OF
| other special schools in other cities OF
| the state.
An isuc of bonds, not exceeding one
| million dollars, subject to vote of the
| people, is also provided for
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
NO ELECTION.

Nashville, Tenn, Jan. 20.-"Resular
democrats in the Tennessee legislature
today voted for Chancellor John All1-
son in the balloting for the long term
senatorship There was no election.
In the balloting on the snort term
John r. Nal, democrat, led d. +, But
Ter republican, and W. r. Webb, IN
dependent Democrat
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
When You Are Bilious

Food formonts in your stomach
when YOU are bilious. Quit eating and
take a full dose of Chamberlain
Tablets. They will clean out and
strengthen your stomach and tomor-
row you will relish your food again.
The best ever for biliousness. For
sale by all drGggistS.-Adv.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
FINED FOR SPEEDING.

jamaica, n Y, Jan. 2O.-"Christy"
Mathewson. New York National league
pitcher, was fined SO today for using
too much speed 1t was not his high
salaried arm that got him into trou-
bic. but the automobile with which he
was presented by admirers last fall.
A policeman timed him Sunday even
ing running 81 miles an hour. .
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21

arm has gone back on him the
C,racco- Roman nine seems due to cop
the rag again. Old Maps lmporalS
are sure on the toboggan, for Richie
lieu is the best pitcher they have on
the active list and he is lunch for
my hard hitting dagoes, We won the
first game Of the season in walk
last week. Socrates was on the
mound for us and he made the card'-
nal look like a busher Catherine de
Medici relieved him in the fifth frame
but blew up in the ninth. | sketched'
this little picture of the hloW-up as l
lamped it from the bench hoping 1T
would please your readers. We meet
Pharaoh's Egyptians today, but, as YOU
know, they haven't even smelled the
first division in 100 years, Be good,
old top and send me a check for this
as soon as possible.
That's our idea Of a regular special
feature We wouldn't trade it for any
| other feature by this thought trans
| ference method that we have ever
| seen. Not even if it came from Prcsi-
! dent ELECT poincarc, or any other
| T.. j.. or that matter.
Daniel Dougherty, former coach at
| the University of Iowa, will handle the
| Oak Park high school team of chi
cago next season. Zuppke, the won
dcrful coach who developed the oak
Park eleven into such a remarkable
fighting machine, has been grabbed up
by the University Of Illinois Iuppke
has the forward pass game worked TO
a science and Illinois fans are expect
ing him to work wonders with their
team next fall
Robert n. Hogsett end has been
elected captain of the Dartmouth
eleven. Wesley Englchorn, who was
chosen to lead the team, resigned re-
Gently after admitting his ineligibility
; Hogsett is junior and has been a
, %" man for two years. He is a
clever end and a sensational field goa
/ kicker.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
SUFFRAGE BILL GOES
AHEAD A STEP

service law, caused unusual comment.
Brower of Missoula noticed three
bills One allows a farmer to copy
right the name of his farm, another
provides for the safe investment of
the school and educational funds so
the interest may be promptly col
lected The last one, by Brewer, is
one which will cause much debate on
the floor of the house. 1t provides
that the amount of insurance written
on a piece of property shall be taken
to be the true value of it.
Crippen gave notice of a bill rails
ing the salary of judges of the dis
trict court. This bill allows the
Judges $4,000 a year. This bill does
not take effect, however until Jan
uary, 1917.
Ninety nine bills have now been
placed before the house.
Each member today received a COM
plete report of the first five days
business done in the house. This re-
port was ordered by the house from
the official stenographcr. The ste
nographer was not employed officially,
the first five days but was taking
notes of the proceedings, The mem-
berS now nave toliipltlc Nol'''''i
report of everything done from the
start of the present session.
The house will meet again tomorrow
morning at 1890.
The Senate.
The senate did very little business
today. The principal business trans
acted was the passage Of the equa
suffrage bill For this the senate
sat as a committee of the whole an'
the support of the bill was unani
nous.
Six bills We're introduced in the SEN
ate today.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-01-21
MAKERS OF WAISTS
RETURN TO WORK
CONTINUED From Page OncD


rough and tumble fights all over the
street More than 80 arrests were
made.
The supreme court was asked to-
day to grant a sweeping injunction
against the employees of manufacturers
belonging to the New York Clothing
Trades association. The injunction, If
granted, would restrain the strikers
from all interference with employees
who remain at work.