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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23

collie is something; where there Is no
thought there can be no collie; where
you think you have collie you have
thought; hence. TO Stop the collie, stop
pouitice OF right thinking has the
same efficacy as one physically APP
Piled.
Another undoubted advantage Cain
ster-there is no available record that
he was compelled 10 be Yaccinated.
OF remain without the sacred pre-
cincts OF learninS--that the tubercu-
lar, typhoid and other serums being
unknown. and ant!toNin yet TO be dis
covered--he was permitted TO hold
the even tenor o. his way sans these
and with his precious tonsils and
appendix intact.
And while you might say that our
first ancestors were only partially
successful In the bringing up of their
children. they were at least spared
the necessity OF reading Helpful
Hints" in the newspapers on the
rearing OF families. or chapters on
scientific Notwithstanding l fully
believe il Cain had had the inspira-
ton of the comic supplement katz-
eniammer Kids and others OF that ll!s.
he might have killed Abel ten years
sooner. And l never heard OF Cain
and Abel running the town nights
with a paint-pot, decorating fences.
walks and church steps with caOa-
liSUc characters inGica ting tnat they
were prepared 10 Do Denver at Cum
mings field the next day. and cripple
for life young men who were sup
posed to be training their minds for
HES work-Dot their bodies for
slaughter. Nor have I ever heard
that the drinking of bottle OF to-
basco sauce or rolling the new stu
dent down hill in barrel WAS con-
sidered absolutely essential to their
proper education. however much en-
tcrtainment these seeming barbara
ties migbt afford TO our cultured up
per classmen. And have II from
good authority that they were not
compelled 10 earn their A, Il. by
studying dozen languages without
any ideas to express In any Of them.
IN those days language was made to
express Ideas; not To conceal them.
as is the more modern custom
Mrs. Marcy in responding to tht
oast Noblesse Oblige," said in part
y parent should ever stand for
truth. honesty. justiCe-alI that No
besse oblige implies, SO stands en-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23
Adams's Greatest Task.

Really. Adam had only one great
task in all his life In the Garden OF
Edeu-that of naming the animals
and until we so 10 circus and try
to pronounce some OF the names he
gave them. that seems a common
place achievement. For what else
could dog be but a dos. and Is there
any animal SO catty as cat' And
II any OF the four footed animals
more thoroughly deserves TO be called
pig than the pig, / don't know what
1t is. He looks like a pig; he eats
like pig: in fact, he Is Just pig,
And tho hep-aDything any more
nearly resembling hen in all It's
characteristics would be difficult TO
imagine. Strutting about the barn
yard. Dragging about the laying of
strictly fresh eggs, just as II cold
storage eggs had yet been discovered!
Even though she had not Yet been
named when Adam saw the egg, he
knew 1t was hcns egg. and that
settled the question automatically.
I'll admit II might have taken some
trouble TO tell the camel from the
dr6medarv on first sight, or the bull
moose from a modern politician
I've had trouble that way myself--so
I'm disposed to give him due credit
for accomplishing the task with SO
few mistakes
While. OF course he was the pro-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23
School of Thought.
Your Gray
Hair
This Recipe Makes an Excellent Home
Made Preparation.

1t is humiliatiDg to go into drug
store and ask for a hair dye or stain
or restorer, as 1t at once calls atteD'
ton to fact you want to conceal
that your hair is turning gray This
simple recipe relieves you of all such
humiliation and at the same time gives
you cheap and better hair darkener
and scalp tonic than the store prepara.
tions. Procure from Your druggist at
little cost one ounce of bay rum, quar-
ter ounce of glycerine and a small box
Of Barbo Compound. Then III Your own
homo dissolve the Barbo Compound il
I ounces Of water and add the other
two ingredients, and YOU will have
most effective hair darkeuer, as well
as good romedy for dandruff and
other scalp hnmors 1t not only browns
the gray hair, but acts ms tonic to the
scalp makes the hair soft and glossy
and is not sticky like many store prep
arations 1t is to be applied once
week until the hair is darkened. then
every two weeks. BE sure your drug,
pist gives you Barbo Compo1nd-no
other ingredient will take its place
(Advertisement.)
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Continued on Page Sixteen.)
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Refers to Ancestors.

DR.. Stratton began her paper with
facetious reference to her own an
cestors who fought on both sides in the
revolution and again On both sides IN
the war of the states. Her whole talk
was clever takeoff on some of the
customs Of the present day and it was
greeted with warm and frequent aap
clause. Her toast was headed by the
quotation, "Next to our Father Adam
we Aare indebted to our Uncle Noah foI
being here. Both ancestors were more
or less disreputable and laid thu, foun'
dation for many of our troubles,
Some few Of the good things she said
were:
Had been expected 70 begin with
the indefinite atom, starting from
inc logos. and bringing 1t down
through all the planes of matter to
It's incarnation on this earth as the
lowest form Of animal life, tho
amoeba and thence through aeons
of time till IL became man, l should
have required ut least ten minutes
10 do it full justice.
However. TO my task, ere the min
utes be spent ! Will therefore start
with Adam, and II my time he up
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23
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THE skin
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Irritation IS subda ned
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Its healing process Is rapid. Improve
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23

you exhibit diamonds enough to out
shine the lights themselves? Can you
supply an army OF pages to assist
In carrying your gown, or rather the
part that comes after your The
heartaches and griefs are many after
this meeting, and when 1t is all over
many will feel as the man did who
reached the station for the 1:20 train
at 1:2l and rushed frantically after
the departing train, but was unable
TO get aboard. One OF the gray-suited
attendants helping him carry his
luggage back, said: did you want
TO catch that train. boss?" No. my
son. he replied. II was merely
chasing II out Of the yards"
Months before this annual con-
gress we find that although those
who took part in the revolution and
whose descendants we are, are all
dead; yet war is still being waged;
the fighting goes merrlly on and bat
ties are numerous. To these taking
part, we cannot erect monuments as
yet. Each one presents her claims
10 the high office as superior TO all
other claimants. We are tempted
to think that some OF the descend
ants OF these are most anxious to
have their memories attended to
while they are here to see and know
that Il Is well done, We who are
disinterested parties can only sit
back and be amused
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23

before ] get TO George Washington
and the rest of our revolutionary
ancestors in whose memory we are
gathered here today. the emulation
OF whose noble deeds and self-sacri-
ticing spirit OF loyalty is our society's
excuse for existence: then will their
shades experience a feeling OF grati-
tude at their omission.
II may be that In discussing our
immediate forbears-Adan. for In
stance--a process Of what one might
term omission or elimination would
prove more interesting than an actu-
al recounting OF his illustrious deeds.
Things we do that he did not; Gus
toms we have that he could afford TO
ignore. negative advantages which
those IN days OF yorc possessed over
us.
II we but cast our minds over one
days life of our own time, we OBJ
serve many ways In which Adams
life would have been preferable to
ours.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23
Mrs. L. E. Hall Talks.

When luncheon was over the chapter
rgept, Mrs. L. T. Hall, arose anG
bsgan the first address, in which she
Introduced the toastmistress. Mrs. Rob
,n WelIes Fisher. After a tribute te
tbe army. "rcadY always TO defend thu
honor of our country and to the
mess, :" from whom VIC receive many
,ourtesies. - and a word Of greeting tc
the guests and chapter mem mbers, Mrs
Hall said lii part;
No one thing has been more writ
ten about and been the subject oe
more discussion recently, than the
American manner of celebrating our
national holidays When John Ad-
ans wrote TO his wife in 1I16 that
the Fourth of July will oe the most
memorable epoch In the history OF
america, and it ought to be SOL
cmnized with pomp and parade, with
Illumination. with shows, games,
sports. guns, bells. and bonfires,
from one end Of the continent to the
other. from this time forward for
eyermore.' nc little realized that it
would cost the country so soon. more
In lives. In celebrating than il cost in
Winning our independence. IL was
Mark Twain who complainlugly said,
'EverycDe talks about the weather,
but no one docs anything about tt
And so everyone talked about OUT
Fourth OF July celebration, and after
awhile many. including the National
Daughters OF the American Revolu-
t0n, took part In changing il ali,
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rise against a mightier foe. For,
down from the green walled hills OF
New England, out of the swanps OF
fhe Carolinas, come family 10 the
ears, like the far-away music OF the
Forest leaves stirred By autumn winds.
the drum taps Of the revolution; the
tramp OF the minute men, Israel Put
man riding before. And there In
baint-lise ranks on farne's eternal
campground stand
The old Continentals
In their ragged regimentals
Yielding not"
as the scene is shut out by our proud
and happy tears.
We see the rise OF the young re-
public. and the gentlemen In knee
breaches and powdered wigs who
made our constitution. We see our
little nation menaced from without
and We see the rlflemen in buck
skin swarm from their cabins in the
wilderness TO the rescue OF coun-
try and home, and our hearts swell
to sec the second and final decree OF
Independence won by American vnlor
upon land and sea. And then. since
there is no life CT nation or OF man
without its shadow and its sorrow.
comes u day when all is Iost-seve
liberty. honor and our union But
with these three surviving, who shall
marvel at what we see today2
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23

- sTRIOTISM. and chat of the burn.
ID ing type, suffrage both pro and
Hi con. the raising of babies and
y the selection Of spring millinery,
-.,s only a few of the topics handled
'.a handled well and wittily at the
Wellington s birthday luncheon given
,..tcrday by the Spirit of Liberty
't.ntsr of the Daughters of the Amer
;.an Revolution at the Hotel Utah.
The suffrage note was struck twice
"a met with no response IN either
.s .ass The first was when Mrs. G. w.
uord Ssd referred in scorn to the recent
%t.ragc ride IN emulation OF Paul
S.rare and the second was when ID a
4Isndid plea for a broader patriotism,
H. Margaret Zane Witcher expressed
/ @s hone that women might take their
as.e in the bigger service Of humanity
p.msnded by the political wrongs Of
a. day, Both sides were thus pre-
.sased. but although applause was not
swing ell through the speeches there
lsss not ripple OF approval In either
eSsSh Ths luncheon was by far the largest
al surely the most successful ever
STeu by The local chapter. 1t marked
lhs record in perfection OF detail as
4 = menu and material arrangement, and
I IA feast of reason which followed the
ssys solid part was not lacking in
maskIing wit and clever, sound sense:
" tables, arranged to seat more than
100. ;Nl were laid in the banquet hall and
Tsye ,Su, adorned with a profusion of the
..St;pental colors of buff and blue.
TEieley baskets filled with the spring.
Me ionouils and daffodils were set
= - intervals the length Of the board,
ssfs Ia intertwined with smilax extend,
ipg from these were long lines Of blue
nile The menu cards were IN the same
ssadcs and harmoni2ed with the table
S,eorstons. On the north wall back
| Il the speakers was an immense flag,
| m either side of which were pictures
1 Il George and Martha Washington.
During the luncheon patriotic music
/ >, selections were rendered by the Trou.
4 N.dours. who were seated Just outside
n tho entrance TO the room.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23
More Rational Methods.

The day Is celebrated III more ra-
\ eonal methods. But "A rational cele-
eration does not always seem to the
Mvenlle population like a holiday.
The average small boy likes TO be-
come one OF the set pieces himself.
and take the risk.
II we have done away with the
wrong way of celebrating the day
Which was pleasing TO the young
s,e!sy II behooyes us TO suggest at
Inactive plans in which the youth
zen largely be the actors.
Then there is our Thanksgiving
cay That and the New England con
Silence are the long cherished prod
orta OF the Pilgrim fathers soil. Ii
va anu Is DAY OF prayer and
iasunS: the feast!Dg comes In for
plllcism The custom OF prayer Is
. ss.il kept UP there. only now they
70 say the prayers are for the Har-
. fd.d team Ip win
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23
Present-day Tribute.

Mrs. Witeher's toast was. "Patriot.
ism, 17761913," and it had sub
heading, "My country, may she ever
be right; but, right or wrong, my coun-
try" Mrs. Witcher spoke of the true
development of patriotism through the
development of the home and the fam
lily, referring 20 the nation as the
larger family and to the love of human
ity as the larger patriotism. She spoke
of the bravery Of the older patriots,
but showed how today there are lines
Of patriotic work to be done which re-
auire no less courage than did the acts
Of the older patriots. She too referred
to the destruction Of young lives in so.
called patriotic celebrations. speaking
in part as follows:
II would seem that love of country
was almost instructive. but how great
1t may become when taught to the
youth. cannot be better exempllfed
than IN the late wars OF Japan.
There the Individual has suffered any
torture or privation for his love OF
country. But let We Of America be
thankful that IL Is not necessary IN
this day OF arbitration and peace
movements for one 70 go upon the
battlefield TO show his love OF coun-
try and patriotism. In every public
men have opportunities to sacrifice
per: 3nal ambition to that OF the
larger and greater family-our coun-
try.
With the advancement Of civiliza-
tlon We have largely. and rightly. re-
jected the idea and custom OF noisy
and clustering demonstration for
celebrating memorable and historical
events. Blu. we rather would cult
vate the genius OF patriotism within
ourselves.
For instance. until most recent date
we experienced every anniversary
of our couutry's independence the ut
most destruction OF property and Oft
times human life, because we were
taught that that, was the way TO eX-
press patriotism and love OF country;
but i'm how many instances was the
true spirit OF the day overshadowed
with lifelong memory or reminder of
destruction or injury TO human llfe
and property?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23

shrIned the father OF our country, the
noble Washington. Though this re-
public may perish and the wide arch
OF our raised union may fall, star by
star its glory may EXPIRE stone after
stone It's columns and Its capitol may
molder and crunlble, all other names
may be forgotten, but as long as hu-
man hearts shall anywhere pant
and human tongues shall anywhere
plead for justice and liberty, those
hearts and those tongues shall pro-
long the fame OF the nobility OF Wash
ington.
with such a pattern as George
Washington our country has ever
profted by parental example, look
Ing before. and often We see through
the half-open portals OF time the pro-
cession OF national events pass By as
silent and as real as a dream. We
see the sturdy little ships of Column
bus tossed upon the Atlantic, this
land discovered. and then the Cas-
tilian conquests tread one on another.
We look again and see the old world
struggle between the French and Eng
Iish transferred to our new land
ending In the tragedy upon the
heights above Quebec.
Tribute to Puritans.
We see the sturdy Puritans In their
bell-crowned hats and sable garments
assail In unequal battle the savage
and the elements. overcoming both TO
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23
What We Stand For"

@ts' Charles w. Boyd was the frs
tfsaser introduced and she had tht
MI What We Stand For.' Mrs
''yd said in part:
r w course, we are sure we know
snS What our objects and aims are
M ,"hat We stand for Well, one
/ fs, 'te nrst aims among n select
49, 10 70 be the one known as pres
eeat vat general. This can only be
"a, 10 a. choice few. for 1t means
ms,nre more than simply the office. 1t
Tsan Msahs' Can you appear in a gor-
fns",s us new Paris creation at each
OF the annual congress2 Can
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23
What History Teaches.

The history of our country. Amer
lea. the greatest republic OF the
world. Is a most splendid example of
a doctrine taught by our forefathcrs
that the greatest good and happiness
to the greatest number should be the
aim OF every public. act; and the
grand lessons or heroism and gem
erosity taught by the early expert
ences OF our ancestors can only In
still into the minds of men. women
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23
loastrnistress WITTY.

MS Fisher began her talk as toast
distress with few words Of witt,
psm about the first woman having
s.sn side issue and as she introduced
ssen Speaker she told some humorous
.ory or made some clever point in re-
nid TO the subject TO be presented by
We speaker. Her humor was distrib
~ Sea all through the literary part of
W W programme and was most enjoy
.Ve In presenting Dr. Grace Stratton
as said: Although she might talk
you learnedly on osteopathy or on
IN 10 raise son to win a Rhodes
kaolarship she has consented to dis
ffu's only Our Illustrious Ancestors, -
~ presenting Mrs. T, e. Marcy she
Roke of the beauty of service and Of
Mas true meaning Of the sentiment
noblesse oblige,' to which she was
speak. In introducing Mrs. Witcher
,ss -, spoke beautifully of her patriotism
%a the patriotism of her family. and
Pntting forth Mrs. Thomas Weir she
.%ke Of her literary experience and
I'olpnmcnfed hpr IN hor work
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-23

Wider when 1t came to getting In the
food supply. l have never observed
that any man ever created regarded
day on a trout stream with fly and
rod or in the woods after the elusive
yenison, as anything resembling la
from IT tlil ne get home and found
the chores to be done.
School of Thought.
Also. hc might have been denied
the undoubted advantage OF being
brought up under the New School OF
Thought-that thought Is everything.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1913-09-04
IS GIVEN
GOOD WELCOME
SHOWER EABLY THIS MORNING
BRINGS MUCH RELIEF FROM
EXCESSIVE HEAT AND
DUST.

Rain fell here early this morning
to the amount of 20 inch. Until the
time of the shower the sultriness OF
the air had been extreme and al
though but little moisture descended
yet it's effect was Gerry refreshing.
The condition of the weather had
been threatening all last evening and
hopes far o heavy downpour had arts
Throughout this and man other
portions Of the state fall blowing has
hardly commenced, on account of the
extremely dry condition of the soil
and it was thought that relief might
be given soon. However the prospect
at present for heavy rains is not very
encouraging.
Rain also fell this morning as far
east as Canton and on the south to
Sioux City. The showers also extend
ed as far west as kimball and a very
precipitation was reported at
Chamberlain, Murdo and other towns
along that line. No rain fell at Aber-
deem. in fact showers were reported
only a short distanse north Of
Mitchell.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1913-09-04
voLIN-IfARpIE NupTIALs.

Mr.. X. q. Hardie of this city was
united in marriage Tuesday, August
&c, to Miss Blanche Violin at tho
home OF the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. II. P. Violin, Of Violin, s. d. MIR.
and Mrs. Hardie departed after the
wedding to the Black Hills where
they viii spend a month in touring
the beautiful region. The bride has
many friends in Mitchell where she
has often visited. Tier family is am
ong the Oldest and most respected at
Violin. which was named in honor of
her father. The bridegroom conducts
one OF the leading piano houses OF
the state. MIR. and Mrs. Hardie Will
be at home in Mitchell to their
friends after October Is. Their home
Will be at sos Court Merrill.
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