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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-13
Our Women Dress Better
Than Any Others, but
They Ought to See That
Their Hats Fit Them
With as Much Care as
a Man Does When He
Selects His Headgear.
But When It Comes to
Hosiery and Shoes NeW
York Leads the World
in Regard to the Parfic-
uiars That Go ToVard
DeHghting All Behold
ers.
BY MEG VILLARS.

As took tea at the Plaza to-day ]
suddenly realized. dear New York. that
Il haven't thing to wear!' That's a
very feminine cry. isn't II? I don't
often indulge In 1t, however, because
Paris dressmakerS are pretty kind to
me and keep me well supplied. This
time said II most emphatically.
though, and ! mean ~
You see ! fnd that we are near the
dangerous Uo the pursc) season which
domanGs smart new clothes! When ]
came oves 1 didn't expect to stay so
long and brought only winter frocks.
but the chic women and girls mt the
Plaza to-day showed me that I must
get busy. Spring suits are appearing,
gayly tinted straw and tulie hats are
already oustlng the fur todues and vel
vet shapes OF the winter: light colored
footgear, dainty shoes and pumps TO
match the frocks with which they are
worn. can be seen instead OF wlntry
patent leather boots: neckwear OF
marabout and soft ostrich feather and
OF tulle has replaced fur stoles. In fact
the words Spring fashions" are print
cd in large letters on one and all.
Yes, there was certainly a very smart
looking crowd at the Plaza. In fact
! don't think have seen such a wei.
turned out bunch OF charming ladies
since ! have been over here. Al the
Waldorf. too. they seem to have been
furbishing up and some very striking
creations were the result, but what
worries mo IL that don't see anything
really new that l can feel sure about.
I haven't yet seen the frock or costume
that can point 20 and say THAT comes
from Parry's" or This Ia q Paauin!'
/ experience the very distinct feeling
that l have seen all these frocks be-
fore!
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-13
NEW YORK 10 A GREAT PLACE
FOR HOSIERY.

I did so. and l have come to this
conclusion; Footwear and hosiery are
practically given away here. They are
dainty and yet inexpensive: so are tall
ored shirt waists. but everything else
from costumes to hats and from
'blouses" to gloves is ruInous, espe.
cially when bearing the magic az not
veracious) label. From Paris"'
Paris models get considerably warped
and tussled out OF shape as they cross
the herring pond. Either It's that the
French firms hand you out the wrong
stun. which IL quite possible, or else
It's that the right stun has been copied
badly when II gets here! As . matter
OF fact IT'S the same thing In London!
There they don't seem to have the right
stun either! suppose French fashions
are like French coffee-they don't travel
well. Coffee never tastes as good to
me In London or New York as II does
In Paris
As We are on the dress question
wonder II ! might be allowed to point
out an error that spells so many other
wise well dressed women that see in
public places. They don't seem to bother
about the ut Of their hats! When a
woman sees pretty hat In a shop win
dow II looks as II she goes right In and
buys IL because II looks nice and suits
her fairly wcll
When a hat suits fairly wcli' It
ought to he made to do SO perfectly
we'll" It's all question OF hitting. A
really smart woman sees that her hat
hts with as much precision as her hus-
band does,
You don't see men going about with
hats several sizes too big! With women.
wearing millinery that Is much too large
In the head seems to he n common fault.
Even the dummies tmannequins, 10 use
the cdhrect world In the shop windows
are 4pped with creations that CONS
right Ryer their ears ard eyes and men
ace tAeir dainty wsxen noses' Poor
tpisx' ~ saAi ecs'assl 1rs . s&all
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-13
RICH CUT GLASS.

The newest and most desirable designs.
Boudoir Electrolicrs, COMFORTS, Orange Bowls.
Baskets, Vases, Fern Dishes, Nut Bowls and various
other articles. ESQ Each
value $50 to 500
Electroiers Ice Cream Trays Water Sets.
Cabares, Jugs, Vases, Sandwich Trays, Footed
Punch Bowls and numerous other pieces.
500 Each
value $50 to 1000
Table Tumbers, deep cutting strawberry and
fan design ESQ per Dozen
value 400
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-13
March Sale Continued.
PRONOUNCED REDUCTIONS.
DINNER SETS.

Austrian China, English or American Porcelain,
floral border design with coin gold band
formerly $500. 1900 set
American Porcelain,-floral border design with
double gold edge lOl pieces. 1900 set
formerly 24.00
Limoges China,-festoon border design, coin
gold stippled handles lOl pieces. $500 set
formerly $500
Limoges China,-with pink border and
coin gold stippled edge and border. $500 set
formerly $3.50
Discontinued open stock patterns of fine
Imported China, at 12 less than original prices.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-13
James McCreery & Co.
34th Street 23rd Street
MEMS WEAR.
Extraordinary Values.
On and Satin
MEMS WEAR.
Extraordinary Values.
23rd Street
On Friday and Saturday.

500 Dozen Shirts, made of Scotch Madras,
Chevot and Mercerized Fabrics Various models
and sleeve lengths values 200 and $50. 80
100 Dozen Shirts, made of heavy Tussah Silk,
neat Stripes plain bosoms and French cuffs. $50
value 500
$50 Dozen Four-n-hand Scarfs,-pure silk
knit, crochet and accordion weavcs in plain colors
and cross stripes. values $50 and ZOO. S5c
$50 Rain and Storm Coats,-Engsh models
Tan or Gray value 1900 to 22.oo, 100
Blazer Coats in the latest models, college colors
$50
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-13
ELECTRIC & GAS LAMPS.

Electric or Gas Table Lamps Empire, Verde
or Antique brass finish.
$50. 1900 and 1850
formerly 1000, 200 and $500
Wicker Desk or Boudoir Lamps with cretonne
lined wicker shade. 3.75 and 500
formerly 500 and $50
Floor Lamps Solid Mahogany White
Enamel finish 72 inches high. 2-light electric:
formerly 5000, ZOOO
34th Street 23rd Street
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-11-06
8ene Suitem=M ebisin fit &inber.
vGor 6rei sSobren, aIs id in Eitts

uGor 6ret Sabren, als i6 In Sits
burgb mobnte, bate zines meiner &in'
Ser eine itarfe @rfdltung 1tno buitete
fiirdterlid. Nuf 6en &atb zines
Mpotbefers foufte td cine Tlaide
Gb%on1berloins &uiten : Me6iain un6
Tie niibte ibm iofort. Sd bolte ite fir
sic Bette @11Iten<Meoiain fir @tnber,
neil ite ongenebm art nebmen lit. Sic
meigern itd nidt, iie an 1ehmen,"
idreibt Sran 2ofonette Sud-, Sooner
Gitp, Ta. 0teies Mittel enthdlt fein
Spinm ODER elm an6eres 8etG1tbungs<
mittel 11n6 mag einem &in6e 10 per'
trauenspon mie etnem grma@ienett
gegeben per6en. gu foufen Bel allen
@%Gn6lern. = Mn5eige.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-11-06

mas Sbeim nidt emit gu nebmen
babe. Sic Jalte a1f feline 5tirn
glattete li6 aud Damn ni6t> als Sri
ma aus 6em Gallon beriiberfam, INN
neben ibrem @ormun6 Ylob 81 neb=
men. Mino iab am 5liigel uno SEQ
nio fang GIT ibrer @egleitung Elm
Representatives. &%oiafenlie6:
v@eine ni6t, MaruBja, J6ubben,
@rdme 0i6 1id)t mebr nm MIDI
Giinft oein 2eben sir 81 trolrig,
ltebe i'm Gergeiien Did,"
usSSa, Damn ipero' i6 6id ~bergeilen,
@e1n aui imnler idtpeigt meinMu1lo
@em mcin @er5 5u idlogen ol,fb0rt
@iro es audi 3llgleid geiuno."
9us mir unire &er3en tal1ihtelr,
2ad)te fel ser Sonnenidein;
ltno Sic @olgatpelen rauidten. g.
God mln lterbe ih alleir.
~Niht mobr, Snfel Molf, eina1lal
geben mir 5uiu1nmcn an sic @olga
ih iebre MIDI oal1ah, Maluos @rob
lpieoer3lliehcm," la9te Srino plDblid)
gang lei1c.
ga mid oae %%crItinmuulrg Dor
Hulf +.
Modtcn Sic 2el1tc 6o6 re6er.
SSn ieinen @e5iebungen gu ieinenl
Yflegefino lp1rroe 6o6urh nidts &C.
d1r6ert.
Sic @elt obrtc ia 1nidt, tpeld Gin
FIGURES Germadtl1iB err aus Sen &qn=
Sen elmer Sterben6en empfangen bat=
te, tpeld Elm feltes @ano i'm un0 6as
iunge, 1eirtem Sh11te a11pertraute
@eid)0pf perfniipfte felt elmer 3eit,
in melder CT lie nod SOS vidul6loie
9ei6en" genalr1t bottc. gs lpor ia &C.
ro6e5u' 1aderli6; Sic lieben Germano=
ten, melde iid %jabrelang nidt I'M
Srinos @ob1 uno @ege gefiimmert
battel1, fiibltcn iih plob1id bemiiBigt
ii6 nrebr ols notbig nit ibrem sdif=
ial SIT bei6aftigen. Sc Iobnte iih
m%abrbaftig niht, ol1d muir eiren Sc
6a11fe1t an oas tb0ridte @ereoe s11
Der dmcroclr, aber es freute Malf
6ennod, bab ser M1tfentbolt I'M Sc
bal, Ser ihm 11t1 gerooe8u, tpelr1 CT
lihs al1d nid1t eingeltehen lpollte,
perleioct luor, nod brei Tage11 Gin
gn6c nohln.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-11-06
%. & c I.

%. @apitel.
Mand1u1ol %crflingel1 for ids leiic,
01t bolt midi oel11pd it'll geliebt.
@robe.
Ger Troit botc bon ser gfnf0e Bis
na6 &apial eine feite Bride iiber
sic to0tenitine Gee gei6Iogen.
@arrp Remmert ipar iebt bie1 pe=
niger nit leinen @irtbidaftsangeIe=
genbeiten beih6ftigt, in oieier Sat-
res5eit gob es fir cine11 9onomirtb
Terie11.
@orrp cling bdl1fig auf Soie1r=
ltno 61tdsiag6, Sic Mbe116e perbrod)te
er on ieinem Sdreibtifd. 3miidelt
ibm nnb ieiner sSra11 beiton6 nod)
hpie Dor eine boufommene gntf renr=
ortng. gr &par bon elmer eiiigen @0f=
1idfeit gegen lie, 1ieB es an drberelr
%lidiid1ten midt feblclL thot je6od
feinen Sdritt, Inn cine beiieres Gin
her11ebmcn nit ibr an511bobnen.
SD bin 6od sic SHUTTER ieines
&i11oes," iaate itd Mita oft in Der
5tpeifelter @tinml1ng, 6enn iie lit
ltt1ter Ser ltnberiobnlidfeit Hires
MonneS. STR aefrd11fter sto15 bielt
lie oaton al, linn sic &on6 gu bieten.
Sic mollte es iid nidt eingeiteben,
6ab iie litt, ober es fa1nen @tunoen
fir iie> in 6enen ite faiinngslos
ld1lud5te, ltn; Damn eridroden ihrc
Ibranen GIT befdmpfen. Tim 6es &in=
0es mi1en burfte Tie nidt tpeinen,
ii6 niht erregen.
Ginf0r1nig idliden Sic 6ragen So
bin. @obin 6as M11ge reid)te, lag
Sdnee. Mita bermiBte oas @rouien
ltn6 @rpllen Ser See.
Scum tpar aues IN ser Notur bon
elmer er6riiden6en SttGe.
Sic ielber perlor sic Suit gum
Spred)el. Gage fa1ne,1> an 6encn Tie
MIR oas Notbmen6igitc NIT Sen
Iienl tboten reoete.
Sic arbeitetc eitrig an ser fleinell
Ansiteuer fir ibr &in6. 211iie mubte
lire 2ebr1neiiterin fem bei1n Mnfcrti=
gen Ser fleinen @altb6en uno ssoder.
Sic 6adte mabreno ser Mrbeit an
oas &ino n1to iebnte iid nad linn l111o
nabm iid Dor, MIR fir oieles &C.
id'0pfen, 6as ibr etgenes 6leiid
uno Slut mar, GIT leben. Nod) oem
bu11ten Treiben Ser groben @elt per=
langte es iie gar ni6t mebr. Sic
fiiblte, 6aB iie iid sort feine oufridp=
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-11-06
5dmcr5em int &ifen nnb &betma
tiSmuS

Gl1ulen tau ien6e 2eute taglid.
5ei0 nitt elmer bon oiei en 2eioenoen,
melt1t SIR gu geringen Soften Gud6
bon ser l1rlade lei6t befreien fonnt.
Iolep Mierenpinen beginnen lire quite
slrbeit no9 Ser auererl ten Do1is. Sie
ermirfen 10 6ireft cine Mftion an oen
Nieren l1no Ser 9laie, 6aB Der
Sdmer5 ur1b Die Dual 6es Slider
mebs, @beumatis1nus nno Mierenbe=
idtper6e balo bergangen lit. 3n ba=
ben bel alien &Gn6lern in st. CLOUD.
- Mn5eige.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-11-06
Stir &inber gibt es nidts 8eHercs.

Titr &t116er gt6f CO ntdjfS BeKercs.
Cine @l1lten=M e6t5in fir &il1oer
ml1B Sem @1tlten un6 Sen @rfdltl1n=
gen 6%eriel6en belfen obne idledte ST
fefte ortf beren fleinc Mdgen un6 Git
gemeioe. 6oleps &onep ans 1ar ellt=
ipri6t ge11a1 6ieiem 8e6iirfniiie. &ei=
ne Spiaten, feinen lauren Magen,
feline @ortleibigfeit folgt ieinem &C.
braud. @artnddigen grtaltungen,
mispernoem Mtbmen, @rfdltungen
uno &eudbuiten lit rai6 gebolfen. gu
boben Bel alien @ain6lern in ct.
CLOUD. - Mn3eige.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12
THREE COLLEGES
ORGANIZE LEAGUE
Augustana, Monmouth and Hill
nois Agree Each to Have
Two Debating Teams.

A triangular debating league be-
tween Augustana college, Monmouth
college and Illinois college, the latter
of Jacksonville. Ill. has been perfect
ed. A three years contract, binding
the three institutions. has been signed
by all parties. BY the terms OF this
contract an annual triangular contest
will be staged between the three
schools during the first week in April.
According to the arrangements,
each school will turn out two teams
for each debate. The Affirmative
teams will stay at home. Augustana's
negative team will go to Monmouth,
Monmouth's negative will &c, to Illi-
nois college. and Illinois will send its
negative logicians TO Augustana. The
question to be debated next April is:
Resolved, That the federal gov
eminent should conduct the express
business of the United States, con-
stitutionality waived"
The first preliminary try-outs for
the Augustana team will be held next
Tuesday and Wednesday evenings.
The two teams will not be finally
chosen until after the holidays. how
ever.
Augustana considers that it has en-
gagged two worthy opponents in Mon
mouth and Illinois. The latter insti-
tuition is especially strong in debate.
having met Lake Forest for a number
of years and winning in most in
stances. Debating relations with Lake
Forest were severed this year by ILL
nois, after which Augustana was in
vited TO take its place. Illinois college
is the oldest institution in the state,
having been organized in 1929. WILL
lam Jennings Bryan is a graduate of
Illinois.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12
PENMAN BLAMES
DRUG FOR CRIME
Murder Case Defendant Testi-
fies He Can Remember Little
of Night of Killing.

Champaign, Ill, Dec. 12-While
women almost fought TO gain admit
lance 70 the trial, Gus Penman, charged
with the murder of Harold Shaw of
Urbana, TOOK the witness stand yes
terday and testified that he had no
recollection of the killing. He eS
planned his condition the night of the
murder BY saying he had been
drugged.
SHAW called me a long-legged
giraffe, then struck me-" Penman
swore. That is al ] remember. +
don't remember shooting him or beat
ing him with a club. The first re-
member was when / was in bed that
night Then / thought IL was all a
dream. | got up and went to the
pasture TO see if it was so. / saw the
body and cried
Penman testified that after strang-
er gave him in a Danville disreputable
house a tablet he believed to be
breath perfumer he was in a dazed con-
dition. He said he had carried a re-
volver all that day. The state con
tended that he got the weapon just
before going to the Penman pasture
with Shaw.
The defendant was subjected to a
long cross-examinatioa by the stale
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12
CITY CHAT
KILL CATARRH GERMS
USE BOOTHS HYOMEI
(Advertisements.)

Try the sure and most effective way
TO reach the raw, tender infiamed
mucous membrane infested with ca
tarrh germs-breathe Hyomei. All
druggists sell it.
You cannot reach the hooks and
creyices of the breathing organs with
liquid preparations; there Is only one
way-breathe a few times daily the
commissioning air of Booths Hyomei
IL acts directly on the infiamed mem
branes and destroys the catarrhal
germs.
II you suffer from offensive breath,
raising of mucus, frequent sneezing,
husky voice, discharge from the nose,
dropBings in the throat, spasmodic
coughing. or any other symptoms OF
catarrh, use Hyomef at once. 1t will
destroy the disease germs in the nose.
throat and lungs. and give quick and
permanent relief. or money refunded
by Thomas Drug Co.
The complete outfit including pocket
inhaler and bottle of liquid costs s1.00.
extra bottles of liquid il later needed.
so cents.-(Adv)
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12

port workers strike-the man who is
keeping it alive-is James Larkin,
secretary of the Irish transport work
ers' union.
Since his release from prison a
few weeks ago Larkin has become
the idol of the Irish Iaboring classes.
He was given a seven months
prison term late in October. on an
indictment charging him with sedi-
ton and with melting to riot. Pub
lie indignation, however, soon be
came so great that he was released.
Immediately after his release, Mr..
Larkin announced that he was leav.
ing Ireland 10 light a Fiery Cross in
England. Scotland and Wales. He
began his campaign at Manchester
with a strongly worded speech on
Sunday, November 10.
Concerning this new power out OF
Ireland. a London Times cores
! pendent has written:
What manner of man IS this
James Larkin? He has fascinated
many people who have come face to
face with him-people who are
idealists. and poets, and lovers and
! followers of high ideals and the
heroic. There is an extraordinary
muts Oility in Irish affairs. Mr.
Larkin first appeared some three or
four years ago. Today his name is
in every mans mouth. He is the
VIII and the Fate TO the multitude.
"A year ago a Dublin editor of an
adventurous mind, going home in the
small hours OF the morning, took
the way that led through a slum.
/ There was a lit window-someone
in. evidently-and across the panes
was scratched in chalk or paint, God
bless Jim Larkin.' There's some
thing more in Larkin than we know,
said the editor"
Larkin was born in Liverpool. of
Irish parents. some 40 years ago. Now,
his lighting career has added a word
TO the language
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12
The Xmas Store for Men and Boys

the drugging story and show that any
illness suffered by Penman was due to
drinking beer.
The entire day was consumed in
hearing witnesses for the defense. Mr.
and Mrs. Robert Penman of Philo,
father and mother of the defendant,
testified, and other witnesses from
Philo gave the defendant a good char
acter.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12

Macon, Ga.-Fire that destroyed the
Hotel Williams here drove more than
so patrons Into the street in scanty
attire. Two women were rescued
from a secOnd-story window by fire
men. Mr. and Mrs. S. NJ. t-orig. who
were married Sunday. los wedding
gifts valued at $500.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12

Cleveland we're received al
the CollinwoOd shops OF the Lake
Shore and Michigan Southern Railway
company here 70 lay of 500 men Dec.
% for an indefinite time.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12
H. ERICKSON ROLLS 2a2
Cubs and Cross Country Still Chasing
Neck and Neck, With Moline
Close Behind.
TWIN CITY LEAGUE.

There are nearly a score Of mem
bers of the Twin-City Bowling league
clubs who are thankful that the
Churchill Colts have only one H.
Erickson.
This pin demon stretched out his
arm last evening and in the first Of
the games between the Colts and Cubs,
he rolled out 232- Such a score would
he sufficient 70 sicken the average op-
posing team. but the Cubs instead Of
depending largely on one bowler TO
keep NJ the score OF the aggregation.
used little team work and succeeded
in trimming the Colts two out Of three
An Of which was well done consider
ing the start made by Erickson.
Good Scores.
Every team in the league last nighf
surprised itself or its opponen: and
big scores was the run Of things dur
ing all the games The Cubs and
Cross Country team are still neck and
with Moline within close enough dis
tance 20 get mp II the game with =
little squirt OF victories
Each Succeeding series interest in
-creases in the Twin-Cify league and
the bOwlers will have a warm time Of
ii before the season closes.
TIE result by games last night was.
Cubs. Two out o. three from Colts.
Cross Country. two out of three from
Moline. and Stock Leaders. two out Of
three from Reliab.es.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12

testimony today. Aiienists and local
physicians have been summoned az
Witnesses
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-12-12

Dublin. Ireland. Dec. 1.-THE com
handing figure in the Dublin trans
The day book., 1913-12-29
THE CONFESSIONS OF A WIFE
DICK WANTS TO MAKE ME OVER

MAKE NE OVER
isn't a good thing to form opinions
on little knowledge. To class school
teachers as dry as dust is quite as
foolish as to make up your mind you
were going to dislike me before you
knew me-"
Hold on, Madge," said Dick;
you're getting on your schoolteach-
er air again, and don't mind telling
you it sometimes grows little mo-
notonous."
teacher" l expostulated.
Right here 1 must record a ten
dency have seen in Dick many times
lately. He seems to want to make
me over into something very differ
ent than am. Not by any possibility
would he have fallen in love with
one of those foolish, f1y-away girls,
and yet he seems to be bored by any,
thing serious that l say. Before we
were married he would listen to my
theories by the hour and he seemed
to like them. Now he wants me to
get as far from the serious side of
life as possible.
Strange that man will fall in love
with woman because she has a cer-
tain temperament and Immediately
after the wedding is over he will be-
gin to try to make her into some-
thing which by no stretch of imag-
ination would have interested him in
his sweetheart.
am much afraid that am not go
ing to be frivolous enough for Dock.
haven't made up my mind just
what his ideal wife would be like. 1
think he was perfectly satisfied with
me as a sweetheart.
Alas! A wife is different PROPOSE
ton.
Ito Be Continued TomorroW.)
The day book., 1913-12-29
Chapter XXXVII.

personal grievance that Mrs. Waver-
ly, Jr., is going to live on the other
side of town.
When 1 said at the breakfast table
yesterday morning that we would
leave them and go to the hotel 1 had
picked Mrs. Waverly said: 81 did not
dream for a moment you would go
over there to live. All the best people
live on this side of town"
Perhaps" broke in MoIIie's little
pert voice, "Margie doesn't want to
live too near her mother-in-laW!"
Then, seeing my shocked face, for
she had hit upon the truth, she said:
Forgive me, Madge. l only meant
it as joke
''It was very ill-timed and vulgar"
was the tart comment of her mother.
81 didn't know you cared for the
other side, Richard" she continued,
turning to her son.
81 don't know anything about it, -
answered Dick, comfortably, for his
toothache was better, "I'II be happy
if Margie is there"
Dicks way of accepting things is
one of his noticeable traits. He never
seems to worry more than a minute
at time; he never INDUCES in analy-
sis or introspection; he just accepts
or declines on the spur of the mo-
ment.
"You know 1 have many friends
over there. I taught in one of its
schools five: years." ventured.
"Do you mean to tell ME, Margie,"
asked Mollie, that you like school
teachers?"
Certainly do, Mollie, dear; they
are splendid women and my most in
. innate friends are among them"
But they are as dry as dust"
"Do you really think SOP" l smiled.
ooh, well, you are different" ex-
planned Mollie.
Don't be too sure, nv dear: when
The day book., 1913-12-29

Seamstresses paraded up to Huer-
ta's door demanding something what
they wanted. Did he smile and side
step? He did not. He went right
down into the coal bin in the palace
cellar.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-02-15
THE x.RAYc MACHINE

The X-Rays machine is a marvel
OF modern science which enables a
man to peer through an oak door or
a plaid vest with equal ease.
Tie X-Rays machine consists OF an
apparatus which looks like glass
stomach in which are confined an
electric product which can only be
described in words Of nine syllables.
This product consists Of light rays
which wander through the human
form at will when turned on It and
expose secrets hitherto Endreamed of
by the possessor OF said form.
The X-Rays go through coat and
vest like hungry moth and 80
through skin and flesh with equal
ease. They hesitate at bones. how
ever. This fact makes the rays very
useful to humanity. By standing the
proprietor OF human skeleton against
q Photographic plate and turning a
bunch of X-Rays on him, the inner
NEST mysteries of his osseous anatomy
are revealed and wheA the plate is do
velOped and few prints are struck
OF he can examine his own bones
without first boiling himself for three
days.
This fact has enabled surgeons to
locate bullets and other intruders In
the human form without mining for
them in the industrious, but haphazard
manner wh!sh once prevailed. Sur,
geons arc also enabled to discover
compound busts In the human frame
and can tear up and rcadjust q