The Glenwood post., 1913-03-29
.ound like a Pig caught underneath

= gate.
The chill and fever germ will dare
the quiniue capsule froA iis box, and
they two, boiling from their lairs, viii
batter one another's blocks. The
Christ tianS<ienrist will shin treeboX,
calling the police the doctor, running
out and IN, will bid the Armagediou
cease; the doughty germ will toe the
mark and rock the planet with nus
blows, Ard the terrible chinehoca bark
viii drop him with bloody nose.
The special session will eenve.e upon
the glad and seventh day, and what
has mostly made Us lean will duiv
perish in the fray. We'l knock the
stuffing out of things that knocked
the stuffing out of us, the predatory
tariff rings will yield the spirit in the
nuss, the fats will wsddle down the
plank and blubber while they re get
ting drowned, and the leans will waltz
around the bank and cheer q new deal
all dIouuu
The beauty of the cherry blooms Will
calmly burst upon the view, and sweet
and wonderful perfumes will wander
up the avenue. The buttercup Will
glow again in many , soft and shady
dell, the hungry hired nan will strain
his hearing for the dinner bell, the
young mans thoughts will turn to love,
the happy calf will buck and dance,
and the brighter iris on the dove will
wake the poet from his trance.
There is NO magic quite the same as
Nat exhibited in Spring, when the red
bud trees are Ill aflans and the mead
owiarks begin to sing. A poet now
and then is slain for standing bravely
to his Tyre, but the poetaster in the
main is there with the immortal fire.
He may 20 down beneath the weight
of forces he cannot oppose. but the
chances are, at any rate, he ii render
something with his toes.
The cyclone season will remind the
hardy plainsman of his hole, and the
gentle tenor of the wind will rouse the
excavating mole. The eager gardener
will turn the gritty soil behind his
shack, the hen, with splendid uncon,
| cern. will waddle in and turn it back,
the happy citizen will shed his heavy
winter overcoat, and the hunter,
weighted down with lead, will come a
cropper from his boat.
For the first twenty days April will
be under the influence of Aries the
Ram, the first sign of the zodiac. Peo-
pie born under this sign are remark
ably conten.ed, and are not seeking
office under the Democratic admins.
trat on. They have very fine and gen
erous natures, and want other people
to have all the plums. They are very
eloquent, and could get equal rights
for the women if they we're interested
in it. They have very simple tsstes
and are not ashamed to be seen il
cheap automobiles. Thomas Jefferson
and John Burroughs, both of whom
were born under this sign, are typical
The last ten days of April will bt
under the influence Of Taurus the Bull
Taurus people have great capacity fol
happ ness, and usually live as near ,
moving picture theater as they can get
They are easily imposed on, and make
soft parents for young men at college
They are very even tempered, and car
raise big fanatics of children without
making much fuss about it. Josh Bill
lings. Daniel Defoe and Artemus Ward
were all born under this sign.
On April s there VII be . partix
eclipse Of the sun, visible in the United
States. This will occur on the eve o.
the special seesion Of congress, and i,
expected by the President to suffie
emily terrorize the Democratic mem
hers Of Congress to make them keer
their campaign pledge TO lower ths
tariff. The moon will be full on the
Goth, and the rendezvous for the month
will be tie Federal pie counter.
And then the month Of May will com .
With flowered fields a-mottle,
And the poor mans government viii
hum,
With Woody at the throttle.
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