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The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
He EXPLAINS.

Us this milk pasteurized?" asked
the city lady.
From the start" said the old farm
er. Instead of grazing our cows in
a meadow, as many do, we Craze them
in a pasture"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
The Difference.

What is the difference between a
political gathering and one of hunt
club?"
Il know. One Is mass meeting
and the other Is a meet massing."
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
Sensible Girl.

How about being an did mans dar-
ling?"
found a young man with the price of
a bungalow"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
Where Found.

Il notice that you quote the classics
quite often
Yes. don't know what ! would do
n It were not for the back part OF
my dict!onery.'
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
An INGENIOUS Answer.

Clergyman-Do you remember me.
my dear?
Little Girl don't member your
name, but you're the gentleman mother
makes me stay awake an listen to In
church.-Life.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
Wearisome.

Bolts tells me he took a long Grip
this morning"
"Where'd he go?"
He rode two blocks on a street car
with Rifels''
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
Uncertain.

Il see the mercury keeps going
down"
"Which-tablets or temperatures"
Baltimore American.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05

Be thrifty on little things like bluing. Don't
accept water for bluing. Ask for Red Cross
Ball Blues the extra good value blue. ADV.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
The Menu.

did you have a homily when your
minister came to dinner?"
mo, we had fried chicken"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05

It's the things we shouldn't do at
all that we never put off till tomor-
row If we have chance to do them
today.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion, allays pain cures wind colo, 25c botteAdv
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
HUERTA'S POWER
FAST CRUMBL|NG
No Peace in Mexico Until Dicta-
tor Is Eliminated, Says
Presidents Message.
MONEY BILL HELPS FARMER

Need Of Legislation That viii FaclIi-
tate Getting of Capital for Asrcul-
turaI Purposes = Would Choose
Presidential Candidates by Primary
Declares Himself for Philippine
dependence-ShouId Let Anti
Trust Law Stand.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05
The Farming Interests.

The agricultural department Of the
government is seeking to assist as
never before to make farming an eff
cient business, of wide cooperative ef-
fort, in quick touch with the markets
for foodstuffs. The farmers and the
government will henceforth work to-
gether as real partners in this field,
where we now begin to see our way
very clearly and where many intelli-
gent plans are already being put into
execution. The treasury Of the Uni
ted States has, by timely and we'll
considered distribution of it's depos-
its, facilitated the moving of the crops
in the present season and prevented
the scarcity of available funds too Oft
en- experienced at such times. But
we must not allow ourselves to de-
pend upon extraordinary expedients.
We must add the means by which the
farmer may make his credit constant
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1913-12-05

We owe it, in mere justice to the
railway employees of the country, to
provide for them a fair and effective
employers liability act; and law
that we can stand by in this matter
will be no less to the advantage of
those who administer the railroads OF
the country than to the advantage Of
those whom they employ
We ought to devote ourselves to
meeting pressing demands OF plain
justice like this as earnestly as to
the accomplishment of political and
economic reforms. Social justice
comes first. Law is the machinery for
its realization and is vital only as it
expresses and embodies 1t.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
The Womanly Touch.

Adam was showing Eve through the
cave.
This is the living ROOM" he said. 1T
is furnished as luxuriously as possible
in these prehistoric days. have spared
no expense on it. and yet 1t lacks some
thing or other, some final touch that |
cannot name"
Eve took swift look around. Then
she pulled the magazine table out a lit
tie from the wall, gave the morris chair
a twist, laid book on the window sill
and kicked the tiger skin rug back a
foot from the door.
"Wonderfu!" cried Adam and gazed
open mouthed at the magical transfer
mation.
The cave was more than a cave now.
IL was a home.
There's. no place like home.-Newark
News
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
Sinister.

A nonconformist clergyman in Man
chester is chucklng over letter he
recently received from the vicar Of n
certain parish church. He had written
to the vicar asking for permission to
conduct a funeral in the churchyard
He Immediately sent me a most
courteous note" the nonconformist
clergyman said. but | could not nelp
noticing that it would be possible to
give to his words a sinister meaning.
The note ran: You win. both tomorrow
and at any other time. be most wei
come In our churchyard. - London
Answers
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
BENNINGTON BhlEFS
'tssw o. rhe Town and iilxse Told Bst.sk
0w @zRs ReedesA

Francis MCGUIRE has returned from
Pittsfield.
Mrs. c. H. Mason has sold her
team of horses to Morris Levin.
Mrs Charles Fox and son Clarence
are visiting friends in Readsboro.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. e. Burke are regis
tered at Hotel Woodstock, New York
city.
Mrs Calbraith p. Rogers of Orlan-
do, Fla, arrived at her here this
morning.
Leonard H. Godfrey of Springfield,
Mass, is at his home for over the
week end.
James c. Colgate and family are
expected to arrive from New York
about May l.
Fred o. Graves. Jr., student at
Vermont Academy, Saxton's River, is
at his home here.
Local banks will close Saturday af-
ternoon at l o'clock from May to
November l, inclusive.
Mrs. H. B. Dickinson, who has
been passing few days in town re-
turned TO Manchester Friday after
noon.
w. A. C. Root and family are ex-
pected to return home Monday from
Seattle, Wash, where they passed the
winter.
t.,
and Ray Mccormick furnished music
at a church social in North Pownal
Friday evening.
Miss |. Norton, trained nurse in
the James C. Colgate household, ar
rived Friday from New York where
she passed the winter.
Mrs. Lawrence Klett of Albany,
who is visiting her mother, Mrs. Julia
Cummings of Bradford street, is
passing the week end with her hus-
band in the capital city,
Usher Meyer, son of Mr. and Mrs.
II. Meyer, who is at the Vermont
sanitorium at Pittsford, is doing nice
ly and it is expected that he will be
able to return home early in May.
The Father Mathew, T. A. b., socie-
ty will attend mass in body at ST.
Francis de Sales church Sunday morn
ing. Members are requested to meet
in their rooms at $50 in the morning.
Adv. 60t2
The treasurers report of the First
Baptist church for the quarter ending
Apil l, 1913 shows that S9SS.44 has
been received and that S9S6.15 has
been paid out. The outstanding OBJ
legations amount to $46S31
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
ORDER OF PUBLICATION
Lydia NJ. La Reau BE
Bennington

Lydia NJ. La Reau Bennington
VS.. county Court,
AlbertL La Beau June Term, 1918.
WHEREAS, Lydia NJ. La Beau OF
Bennington, in the County of Ben
nington, in the State of Vermont, has
this G1y filed in the office OF the
Clerk OF the County Court for said
County OF Bennington, her libel 70,
divorce against Albert l.. La Beau,
setting forth in substance that she
was, on the nth day of April 1907.
lawfully married to the said Albert
l.. La Beau, and that she and the
said Albert l.. La Beau lived together
as husband and wife until about the
LIST day of June 1908; that the said
libellant has resided at Bennington,
in the County of Bennington for up
wards OF twenty years last past;
that during the coyerture she, on her
part, has faithfully kept the marriage
covenant and performed all the dut-
les appertaining thereto, but that the
said libellee, on his part, the mar
rlage covenant has not kept, for that
the said Albert l.. La Beau, on the
first day of June A. ID. 1908, wilfully
deserted the said libellant and has
continued such desertion from thence
hitherto.
Further setting forth that there
has been born of said marriage TO
the said parties one child, Robert +.
La Beau.
And praying that the bonds of mat
rimony between her and the said IL
belize may be dissolved and that the
Court here will grant her a Bill of
Divorce; and that the care, custody,
control, education and maintenance OF
the minor child of said parties, Rob
ert L. La Beau, may be decreed to
the libellant during the minority Of
said child.
AND WHEREAS, II having been
made to appear by satisfactory proc,
by way of affidavit OF the said Lydia
NJ La Beau this day filed in the Of
flee of said County Clerk, that the
said libellee, Albert L. La Beau, is
without this state in parts unknown
to the said libellant. and that she
has made diligent inquiry and does
not know where the said libellee re-
sides.
THEREFORE IT is ORDERED.
that the libellant notify the libellee
of the tendency OF this petition and
summon him to appear at the term
Of County Court, next TO be held at
Manchester, within and for the
County of Bennington, on the first
Tuesday in June 1913, on the first
day thereof. and answer to the same
by causing the substance Of said pc
tition and this order to be published
three weeks successfully in the
Bennington Evening Banner, a news
paper printed at Bennington, In said
County, the last publication to be at
least six weeks previous to the com
mencement Of said term.
Dated at Bennington. in said Coun-
", this 4th day Of April A. d. 1913.
Jacob J. Stakeholder.
Clerk
chas. A. Maurer, Atty. for Petitioner
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
OPEN REPUBLICAN CAUCUS
Representatives Oppose Secret SEES
sions-For Tariff Commission.

Representatives Oppose Secret SEES
sions-For Tariff Commission.
Washington, April 1.-THE open
caucus as policy was endorsed by
the republicans of the House tonight
after vigorous debate. A resolu-
ton offered by Representative Mad
den of Illinois, declaring that all fu-
ture conferences of the House repub-
licans should be open to the press
and public was adopted with an
amendment providing that by a ma
jority vote the caucus could go into
executive session and exclude all but
the republican members of the
House.
This question was taken up in Sc
cret session and the argument was
extended. Minority leader Mann led
the supporters of the open caucus pro
position, but held that the caucus
should at any time be in a position
to close its doors.
In the open meeting, the republi-
cans Immediately took up the ques-
ton of proposing an amendment to
the Underwood bill providing for a
tariff board or commission. Repre-
sentative Payne of New York, rank
ing republicans member of the ways
and means committee, presented a
report from the republicans on that
committee embodying proposed
amendment.
After lengthy debate tariff com
mission" was agreed upon as the
name of the proposed body. The eau
Gus will meet tomorrow to further
consider the tariff commission amend
ment.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
Only One Way to
END CATARRH

Reach the raw, tender, infamed
membrane infested with Catarrh
germs, and destroy them.
You can't reach the hooks and
crevices with liquid preparations
there is only one way-brathe the
germ destroying air of Booths
HYOMEI pronounce It High-o-me)
directly over the inhamed and germ
infested membrane.
HYOMEI contains no opium, CO
caine or other harmful drugs. it is a
balsamic air made of Australian eu-
calyptus. thymol and some Historian
antiseptics. II is guaranteed to end
the misery of Catarrh and Group or
money back. It's fine for Colds and
Coughs.
Ask W. l. Gokay about Booths HY-
OMEI outfit today-it is only s1.0O
and he guarantees il. Extra bottles,
IL later needed, so cents. Just breathe
it-no stomach dosing.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19


on his coat. He would never stop scratch
ting until he made big sores all over his head.
II washed the scalp in warm water and
soap. but this only made it worse. the red
spots growing larger until they covered the
whole scalp. coming down the forehead. l
got one cake of Cuticura Soap and two
boxes Of Cuticura Ointment. washed his
head In as hot water as he could stand. using
plenty OF Cuticura Soap. This would take
sii the dry scales away leaving red spots.
After rubbing the hair dry l applied the
Guticura Ointment on the scalp and this
would stop the itching at once. After two
weeks treatment be was completely cured.
sSigned) Mrs. o. l.. Eklund. Dec. q 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment are
sold throughout the world. Liberal sample OF
each mailed free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Adj
dress postcard "Cuticura, Dept. T. Boston
Rs-Tender- faced men should use Cnticura
6oap Shaving Stick, 25c. Sample free
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
couuhs and consumptIon

Coughs and colds, when neglected,
always lead to serious trouble Of the
lungs. The wisest thing to do when
you have a cold that troubles you is
to get a bottle of DIR. Kings New
Discovery. You will get relief from
the first dose, and finally the cough
will disappear. o. II. Brown, OF
Muscadine, Ala, writes: MY wife
was down in bed with an obstinate
cough, and l honestly believe had il
not been for DR.. Kings New Discov.
cry, she would not be living today
Known for forty-three years as the
best remedy for coughs and colds
Price soc and 800. Recommended
by Harold w. Cole. Druggist.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
HARD ON VETERANS
Senate Democrats Plan to Take
Away Their Jobs.

Washington, April 17.-Indignation
has been aroused among old soldiers
at the capitol and their comrades else
where because the Senate Democratic
management has slashed the pay of
the veterans on the Senate perma-
nent roll Not only that, but threats
are held that if the old soldiers
through any of the Republican sena-
tors seek to get any redress they will
all be fired" On the permanent roll
are thirty old soldiers. By Senate
resolution they cannot be removed
except by action of the Senate. Most
of them have been employed as door
keepers. The Senate Democrats, not
caring TO try to GUST them, proceed
ed to cut salaries. In number OF
cases the reductions are half the sal
aries. Aged veterans who are unable
to perform manual labor, it is charg
ed, have been sent down to the fold
ing room. Senator Smoot called a
meeting in his office Tuesday after
noon But some of the old soldiers
asked him to take no action for the
present, saying they had been advis-
ed they would be discharged entire
ly if any move was made in the
Senate to restore their salaries. Sena-
tor Smoot intended to bring the mat
ter up in the Senate Tuesday, but
a Democratic senator told him if he
did all the old soldiers would go.
The Utah senator says the treatment
of the veterans is unjust, that the
Democrats are treating as political
jobs places the Republicans never
dreamed of so treating, and that the
country will not countenance what is
being done when it understands 1t.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
JAIL HEREAFTER FOR HAzERs
Secretary Daniels Warns MIdship
men That Law viii Be Enforced


Washington, April 17.-With the
announcement today of his approval
of the sentence of the court which
dismissed Midshipman James c.
Cook from the Naval Academy for
hazing, Secretary Daniels sent let.
ter to every Midshipman at Annapolis
warning him that hereafter no len
ency win be shown 10 hazers. who in
addition TO being dismissed. viii re
ceive the additional penalty Of impris
onment as provided by law
The sentence OF confinement,
would be justified in Cook case"
said SecretSry Daniels. but as
have not had an Opportunity TO issue
a warning before, have let the sen.
tence stand at dismissal. Your haz.
er is essentially a bully. and must
necessarily have a streak of innate
cruelty. The United States Navy
has no place for youths of this kind.
Il take this opportunity of saying
that this senseless and dangerous
practice will not be tolerated at an
educational institution founded and
supported by the Government. Flu
ture manifestations of such charact.
er at the Naval Academy will meet
with rigorous action"
The victim of Midshipman Cooks
hazing was Midshipman Newbold
Lodge Of Michigan. who was made to
stand on his head and do other
stunts by Cook
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
Recommended for a Good Reason

C. H. Grant. 23O waverly St, Poor
ia, Ills, says: "Backache and con-
gested kidneys made me suffer in
tense pains. Was always tired and
floating specks bothered me. Took
Foley Kidney Pills and saw big i'm
provement after third day. kept
on until entirely freed Of all trouble
and suffering. That's why I recon-
mend Foley Kidney Pills. They
cured me-" Coles Pharmacy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
Mentally.

"You have been abroad, haven't you,
Mr.. Snipleigh?'
mo. Miss Sharp. What made you
think had been abroadT'
"Why, l heard papa say you were
way off, "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19

headache and con-
slant backache. l
took Lydia E. Pink
hams We ge t a bic
Compound and used
the Sanative Wash
and / am relieved of
all my troubles and
am in perfect health.
l shall recommend
your medicine to all
my friends and you
NAV nIlhliSh this tps-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
BACKACHE
A SYMPTOM
OF More Serious Illness APP.
preaching. Mrs. Ben
der's Case.

Backache is symptom of organic
weakness or arrangement. If you have
backache don't neglect it. To get per-
manent relief you must reach the root
of the trouble. Read about Mrs. Ben
der's experience.
st. James, Mo. = "About year ago
Twas irregular, had cramps everymonth,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
For Burns Bruises and Sores

The quickest and surest cure for
burns. bruises, boils. sores, infam-
nation and all skin diseases is Buck
lens Arnica Salve. In four days II
cured L. II. HAHN, Of Iredell. Tex
Of sore on bis ankle which panied
him so he could hardly walk. Should
be In every house. Only CSC.
Recommended by Harold w. Cole.
Druggist.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19

doing him any good. The
trouble grew worse. 1t
started with red shining
spots all over the scalp.
covered with q thickness
of white scales itching
terribly. His hair came
out. and he had a terrible
lot of dandruff. The
white scales could be seen
in his hair as they peeled
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
Use For Refuse.

Garbage and other street refuse n
Minneapolis are burned to generate the
current for 200 arc street lamps.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
HOUSE FURNISHINGS

LIVERY thing to make
- the home comforta-
BILE and attractive from a
fly Swatter to a thousand
dollar parlor set.
We have low priced
goods and high priced
60, dS and can sell you fur
niture and furnishings as
low as they can be bought
IN Troy, Albany or New
York and save you the cost
of going down there to buy
and running the risk of
having the articles damaged
or married in shipment.
We guarantee to put the
goods we sell right into
your house in perfect order.
This issprlng house clean
ing time when you will
notice that you need a few
new things in furniture or
household comforts. Come
in and talk it over with us
and see what we can show
you. We won't urge you
to buy, but will help you
IN ally way possible.
When we started to write
this advertisement, we in
tended to put in alonglistof
things we have in furniture,
house furnishings, summer
comforts and essentials, but
whats the use. We have
them and you will want to
see them before you buy.
Come in and look our
stock over.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19
SCALP COVERED
WITH WHITE SCALES
itching Terribly. Hair Came Out.
Terrible Lot Of DandruR. Scales
Would Fall on Coat. Scratched
Until Made Big Sores. Cuticura
Soap and Ointment Cured Him.

Brewer So. Newport. R.I.-"My bus
hand had eczema for six months all this
time taking medicine and using salve not
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-19

timonial for the benefit of other suffer-
ing women. Miss ANNA BENDER, st.
James, Missouri.
Another Case.
Dixon, Iowa have been taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for some time and it has done me
much good. My back troubled me very
much. 1t seemed weak. l had much
pain and / was not as regular as | should
have been. The Compound has cured
these troubles and recommend it to all
my friends. Mrs. BERTHA DIERKsEN,
Box 102, Dixon, Iowa.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. PinlIham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help yOu,write
to Lydia E.Pinkham Medicine Co.
(cOnfidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
THE CATHOLIC MISSION.

A Catholic Mission opened In the
Pennington Catholic Church last
Sunday morning at ten O'Clock. The
exercises of the Mission are under
the direction of Fathers Siebert and
Gass of the st. Louis Apostolate.
The Pennington people have sell
dom had an opportunity to hear two
ministers of the Gospel as well
equipped to deliver their message as
these broadly educated and cul-
tured men are.
Father Siebert received his A. B.
degree in this country, and was then
chosen by his superiors to take his
theology in the American College at
Louvain, Belgium, where he finished
with highest honors. He is known
among his confreres as a splendid
orator.
Father Gass received his early
education In St. Louis. After com
pleting his collegiate studies, he was
offered course Of six years in ths
American College, Rome, where he
made his philosophy and theology
After making the regular theologi'
cal course, he appeared before the
faculty of Collegio- Americana, ant
passing his examination cum magma
isude, the much-coyeted degree OF
Doctor Of Divinity was bestowed
upon him.
The exercises of the Mission will
consist of Mass at six and eight
O'Clock, sermons following eact
Mass. The evening services will
begin sharply at half-past seven
O'Clock
FATHER COLLINS.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-03
UNEXPECTED DEATH
OF MISS MAY HARLAN.

Miss May Harlan, daughter ot
Rev. g. w. Harlan, died very un-
expectedly at 1890 O'Clock this
Thursday morning. Miss May
had been i'll with acute bronchitis
for couple of weeks, and only yes.
terday was believed to be improving,
but at three O'Clock this morning
pneumonia set in and the end came
very suddenly in few hours. Miss
Harlan, who was friend to every
body and whose friends are legion,
was n woman of sweet disposition
charming personality and Christian
character. There is universal
feeling of sorrow over her untimely
death and the deepes. sympathy for
her bereaved and aged father aud
other members of the family and
relatives. The funeral will prob
ably take place Saturday morning,
due notice of the time of which will
be given.