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The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
AID AsTRA PER REpARTEE.

"All right said Ghollie, as he gath
cred himself together after her father
had thrown him out, of the house. 81 II
have you indicted for this.''
"Assault and battery, | presume?
grinned the old gentleman.
"Not ON your life, said Chollie
"Under the Sherman Act, your daugh
tec and ! were about to swap vows
and that kick of yours was distinctly
an act in restraint of trade "
And the old man was so pleased that
he relented and the next day the en-
gagement was nnounced.-Harper ::
Weekly.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
ALL IN THE NAME.

A kindergarten teacher, in the Ital-
ian district, was teaching her els a
Christmas song in which appeared the
line, "Dear old Santa, full Of cheer. ("
Phe mothers had gathered to hear
their babies sing their Christmas songs
and the teacher was Mortified when the
children, as Of one voice, sang:
"Dear old Santa, full Of beer. -
indianapolis News.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
A DIAGNOSIS TO FIT.

New Patient-Doctor, what ails me?
I IN shaking like leaf.
Doctor-Take whisky and quinine.
What s your busnessi
New Patient-I'm police captain.
Doetor-Never mind the whisky and
quinine. Take q trip to Europe. Puck
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
QUITE so.

In reporting another motor 'bus acct
dentcin which workman was the vie
tim a daily paper says: "The wheels
passed over his dinnercan and for a
few minutes he was stunned.' We only
wonder that he was not killed outright
from injuries to SO vital part
Ter. ,r{
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
FOR A LAME BACK.

Whon yon haze pains or lamoness in
the back hatbe the parts with Cham
berain : Pain Balm twice day, mas
saglng with the palm of the hand for
five minutes at each application. Then
dsmpen 4 piece of flannel slightly with
this ilniment and bind it on over the
seat of pain. For sale by Benson,
smith \ Co, Ltd, agents for Hawaii.
advertisements.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
VEST iEsiRlHPlAH AND TODAY.

y .rohuu nsdt 9WTI5T- E.IstH Iil lIS
'Wfo hfaFiRaImorfr J9fu ths moss'erow''
Z | iE WTHV .hgtBts sGH h ,agaslfi,I g,d
0 once RTaise9i In glowing terms,-j,p,a
Ror the moss.grown well, as it befell,
Disseminated germs. -il s. - ft
The oaken bucket has gone it's way;
1t was our fathers pride.
But in that pail, so runs the tale,
Fell microbes used to hide.
There's little romance left on earth
As rhymsters oft avow.
No more we sing of the forest spring
We boil our water-now.
Kansas City Journal.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06

CARLISLE, Pennsylvania, Arri! 90
Patriotic citizens and orders are mani
Testing much interest in the project to
erect a fitting monumental memorial in
Carlisle 20 Molly Pitcher, heroine of
the Battle of Monmouth, who lies bur
led here in what is known as the Old
Graveyard. the ancient local municipal
place for interment. II is planned to
fittingly honor this American woman
who brovely assumed her husband Is
post Mt cannon in one Of the fercest
battles of the Revolution after her
mate had fallen. The favored design
consists of pedestal surmounted by
u figure of the ilustrious Molly, whose
married name was McKolly or McCau-
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
ITS EFFECT.

"Was the letter of introduction
gave you Of any service when you were
hunting situation"
81 should say so. 1t caused the
man handed it to to say, No, sir
instead of plain NO. ''.-Chicago
Daily NeMs
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06

tA.large gathering of kaamainas and
tourists tlropged TO "Arcadia' yes,
terday hftcrhpoh at what may ,passielyi
be this lisIt resertSn atiwhisl, GqYernorll
Walien u, sllrcar, ibid his shsrpitg YifS
will stsds,iye' loilsially, While Iaagbtsf
rr@sibatiil most "a ne time, thes Vas
n asmISf s,aliesssalioot the qifait fot
IeMbiftiais lhayc sos,nany eiose fffehds
Mt the end ,pf ~ administration as
Governor and Mrs. s,Frear.
+ A very pretty feature and. one that
was deeply appreciated by the Gov
yernbr and Ills wife was representation
of niilet ldis'to them and TO Secretary
and Mrs, Mott Smith, ut the close OF
,the reception. AS the. gathering dis.
rersed Mr.. and Mrs. d. p McGrcgor,
'Ilawaiians well known here, called on
Governor and Mrs. Frchr and brought
witlthem maile,f symbolic of Hawaii
Z When speaking Of this courtesy Mrs
Frear said that Mrs. McGrcgbr, who is
homesteader, has been staunch
friend of the administration.
Many Express Sorrow.
Those who fingered till late in the
afternoon openly expressed their sor
row that there may be no more gutcr
material receptions at Arcadia, ano
when Keppelmeister Berger playec
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
JUST so.

Anybody can be poor and proud,
but you we got to have money to have
City Journal.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
SCARED.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went out and rubbered
To see what the fashions might be,
But when she got there
The ladies were bare
Which caused Mother Hubbard tc
flee. Life.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
EXCELLENT JUDaMENT SHOWN

1.-THE points IN Blink s Speech were
well tnken, i thought
eyes; most of them from Other
men. SPOKANE Chronicle,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06

re has ruined thousands of lives,
says Boston Psychologist whose stom-
ach was probably ruined by beans and
not by pie at Qll.-Gleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06
ALL SCRATCHED UP.

The busy hen comes down the pike,
Persuades your fence to yield,
And makes your garden plot look like
A Turkish battle field.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06

Depicting Louisiana s sugar business
is evidently not to be as simple mat
ter as taking candy from child
Washington Star.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-06

.cy Great pains have beel taken by
the sculptor to make the likeness per
feet one. Five female descendants of
Molly now living in Carlisle were used
as models for the statue. Perfect de-
scriptions from people who knew the
woman were available and were used
in moulding the figure. On The pro-
posed monument, for which the State
of Pennsylvania will be asked to spend
$4,000, would be two bronze tablets,
one of which would show Molly with
her traditional pitcher, lending succor in
the midst of battle, and the other show
her at the cannon's mouth. In front
of the monument AN exact reproduction
of the cannon she served would be con
structed.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-04
FAIR EXCHANGE
A New Back for an Old One. How II
Can be Done in Sank
Centre

The back aches at times with dull,
indescribable feeling, making you
weary and restless; piercing pains
shoot across the region of the kidneys,
and again the loins are so lame that
to stoop is agong. No use to rub or
apply plaster to the back if the kid
neys are weak. You cannot reach the
cause. Sank Centre residents would
do we'll to profit by the following ex-
ample. ..1E}".
Mrs. e. Silvernail, Long Prairie,
Minn., says: II was troubled for
four or five years by my kidneys. FL
nally, my back became weak and
panied me after STOPPING. / begin to
suffer from paths in my loins and dir
zy spells almost drove me frantic. At
ter sitting down, was hardly able to
get up. Finally, I begin using Doan's
Kidney Pills and before long ! i'm
proved. 1t did not take this remedy
long to restore me to good health. !"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States. Remember the NAMED oan's
and take no other.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-04

three hits and struck out eight. At
every stage of the game his team
mates gave him re-. alright support,
spelling several clouts that had every
symptom of hits. Stemper. their
shortstop, featured for them by pull
ing off big league stop when he
grabbed ArneStad's drive in the fifth.
Up to the seventh either side count
ed and the game looked as though it
might go for extra frames but here
Jacobson went wrong and his first
skip resulted in the first score. Eos
gate ended the fateful frame by tear
ing it from left field and taking a fly
out of the shortstop's hands. Two
more inexcusable misses by Jacobson
started things in the eighth and two
more scores were added to the Wis
itor's total. The last run was earned,
however, when Bosworth singled and
Hollander doubled. 1t seemed to the
oDlookers that Murphy, Sank Centres
poor support and the last two hits re-
suited. He pitched an elegant game
at that and allowed only three hits,
which was equal to his opponent.
The boys would like to face the
down-river team again as they make
fast clean opposition such as the fans
delight to see, but it is unlikely as
this is the last Sunday game booked
and the wind-up comes during the
fair when Albany. st. Cloud Elks and
Melrose are scheduled for the three
days here. 81.
Score by innings: r III E
St. Cloud 10000 o13o-4 3 l
Sank Centre 90 0 0OO O 0 90 3 6
Summary: Earned runs, St. Cloud
1; two base hits, Hallander; struck
out by Lauer 8, by Murphy 8; left on
bases, st. Cloud 4, ST. Cloud 4; hit by
pitcher, Jacobson. Umpire, Fish.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-04
HOG CHOLERA EPIDEMIC
Minnesota Farmers Stand to Lose 81, 600,
900 Unless the Malady Can Be
49, Immediately Stamped Out

Hog Cholera is epidemic in Mime
sofa. There can no longer be any
doubt about it. Dean Woods of the
Agricultural college few days ago
estimated that the loss to Minnesota
farmers from this source would ag-
gregate 100000 unless the malady
could be speedily wiped out. The
state authorities are doing everything
in their power to head off the dis
ease by cO-cperating.wiLh the farmers.
Nearly every section of the state is
affected, and Stearns countyis not ex-
empt. For this reason the officers Of
the Stearns County Fair have deemed
it wise to Call off all entries in the
swine department for this year. Last
Saturday Mayor John McGibbon call
ed up Prof Wilson of the Univer.
sity extension department about the
matter and he promised to immedi-
ately send 500 special hog cholera bull
letins 10 Sank Centre for distribution
among the farmers of this section,
but at this writing, Wednesday morn
ing the bulletin had not yet arrived.
In recent interview on the sub
ject Dean Woods said:
1.-The serious edidemic which has
struck the state has increased the de-
mand for hog cholera serum far be-
yond the ability of our plant to sup
ply. At present we are not able to
supply more than one-tenth of the
demands.
eve are putting every available
cent and every man that can possibly
be taken from other work into the
hog cholera work. We shall increase
the output during the next three
months to the highest point possible.
II think, under the circumstances,
we ought to enlarge the output to the
highest possible point, and take up
the question of the special emergency
appropriation, possibly at the special
session of the legislature.
81 have conferred with the secretary
of the Live Stock Sanitary board and
with our own men, and we estimate
that the state stands to lose at least
81, 900, 900 worth Of hogs unless some
assistance can be provided. A similar
epidemic will likely occur next year
on account of the large spread of the
infection this year, supervision should
be made for two years."
A farmer living near OSakis has
mailed the Herald the following re-
-OClpO lOL ClcdOlIiS dliu preventing Cllo
disease, ard it is published herewith
for What it is worth: Sulphur, one
pound; saltpeter, one pound; pulver-
lied madder, one pound; pulverized
black anthony, one-half pound; as
fedita, two ounces; mix thoroughly
together. Dose as preventative; mix
with the slop in the proportion of
fonr tablespoons to five hogs, twice a
week. If they do not eat at first
starFe them to it. AS a cure. give in
the same proportion once daily"
This suggestion is worth" the care
full copsiderat ion of all farmers.
Lster:-The hog cholera bulletins
arrived this Thursday morning
and are being distributed by the
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-04
LOCALS NEATLY Trimmed
St. Cloud Clothiers Shut Out Sank Centr
Ball Team Sunday Afternoon by
a Score of 4 to O

The local team lost to the New
Clothes team of St. Cloud on the To-
cal diamond Sunday, but that does
not necessarily imply that the better
team won. The score was to 0, one
of which was earned and three being
credited to Sank Centres shortstop,
jacobson, who filled this position dur
inc the absence of Bellefeuille made
four hobbies. The loss of Hansen,
who has played in every game during
the season was also keenly felt by the
local aggregation. -,
The club which represented the
Granite City went through the nine
frames with but one skip. Lauer, a
new face i'm their lineup. did the
heaving and held his opponents to
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-04
BUSINESS CONDITIONS
Best Advice Indicate that Outlook for
Large Fall Business Is Extremely
Favorable

Officers of the First National Bank,
commenting on business and crop con-
ditiOns. say:
1t has become very evident that the
country is in too confident mood
and strong a position to be disturbed
by either tariff changes or crop shrink
ages. Commercial reports show the
jObbing centers crowded with buyers
for the fall and winter trade nOtwith-
standing that Congress still debates
the tariff bill and that the month
has been tremendous loss in the corn
prospects.
But it is known that outside of
corn the country has gathered excel
lent crops and that the indications
point to the largest wheat harvest
ever gathered and of the highest
quality and milling value. Winter
wheat is a record. Fortunately, the
Southwest had gathered this crop be-
fore the blistering heat came and that
at least was saved. In the Northwest
agricultural production will be less
than last years phenomenal yields
but the months development has
tended in the direction of enlarging
estimates of yields rather than the
reverse. The thresning returns show
good yields although, of course, the
best of the country is being heard
faom just now.
The chief feature of the end of the
summer months is the decided i'm
provement at home and abroad in f.
naneial and business circles. From
deep depression there has been a
steady advance to a most confident
feeling that broad trade activity is
ahead.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-04

Agricultural Society of Stearns
County from the office OF the Sec
rotary, 3. r. Dubois, at the First
State Bank.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-04

Lster:-The hog cholera bulletins
arrived this Thursday morning
and are being distributed by the
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-10-26
BARTLETT PEARS ARE
ADAPTED TO SOUTHWEST

tsrvciAL coHRssFoHouNcn 70 MORNING JOURNAL
Deming ~ NJ oct William
stark Forgey q well known fruit tree
grower of Louisiana. Mo. i'm letter
TO the secretary If the chamber of
commerce. says planting OF Bart
lett pears is being made an over the
southwest Particularly is this true
I in the lower valley of El Paso and
/ likewise north Many there have
made excellent returns in the last
several years from this variety In
fact / remember of seeing one orch
ard just out from El Paso which net
ted the owner $4,000 for his seasons
Icrop, there being seventeen acres I'm
lthc tract. Another n8n Just adjoining
him had an eight-acre tract of young
pears three years old. for which he
refused $500 an acre. There is no
reason why the same results cannot
be accomplished In the vicinity Of
Deming You have the climatic con-
ditons, ideal soil and above am the
people of that locality are inclined TO
boost for everything that is good,
which should make high-class fruit
growers association and one capable
Of marketing their crops to the best
advantage
I'm this connection it might be as
well to say that there are a good many
Bartlett pears being set out in this
region this year
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-10-26
HEALTHSEEKER RUN
OVER BY FREIGHT
TRAIN, DIES
Ray Cramel Who Came Here
With tuberculosis, Sue
CumbS to Injuries After -Four
Days of SUFFERING,

Ray Cramer. halthseckcr who
Was beating his was" 60 Elephant
Butte, hoping to improve his hcalth.
died at 4 o'clock yesterday morning
'ut ST. Josept'a hospital from Injuries
sustained when "A santa 5e freight
pa'sed over ms legs az Ahalu last
Wednesday
Cramers right leg was cut of as
clcanly ass If by knife and the left
hung only hy q shred 0f flesh and NJ
ho had recovered sufficiently from
The shock. ID would have been ann
putated.
tramer was brought from AbaJo
To the Santa Fe station ON switch
engine. Although the run was made
quickly Crmer was nearly dead
when ne reached the hospital ON ace
count of loss of blood The fact that
ne, ill with tuberculosis. lived as
long as he did. was surprise TO the
doctors.
The young man was accompanied
hy his brother John trmrr. and
his cousin. Aaron Hewitt. who wit
messed the accident They already had
.caught the freight train and Ray
grasped the hand grab slipped and
fen under The wheels. His brother
sienallcd a brakeman 10 stop the
train.
The three live at Wmmmsport
Pa They first came 10 Ration and
then decided O. go 90 the Elephant
Butte dam where they expected 10
go to work They came 10 New Mex
leo, hoping the climate would benefit
Ray they said.
The body was taken to strong
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-10-26
GALLUP M0URNS DEATH
OF ESTIMABLE WOMAN

SPECIAL coHREsPoNnHNeE TO MORNING JOURNAL
Gallup, ~ NJ, oct 25.-The death
Of Mrs. Nellie Quinn, Wife of Con
ductor w. f. Quinn, Of this city, came
as a terrible shock to family and
friends, when a telegram was re-
ceived by Ellis Winders, father of the
deceased, bearing the sad news that
his eldest daughter, Nellie had died
at a. m, Saturday October IS, in
the Santa ne hospital in Albuquerque
after an operation on Monday, Octo-
Der 13, which later developed into
pneumonia and caused death
Conductor Quinn received slight in
juries in wreck at Grants on the 9Th
and was hurried to the Santa Fe hos
pital at Albuquerque. Mrs quinn
went to see her husband and decided
that While there with her husband
near, she would have the operation
performed, which had the above terri
BILE result.
The body Of Nellie quinn was
brought to the quinn home from AL
buquerque on train No. g. sunday
morning. accompanied by her mother,
Mrs. Ellis Winders, and sister, Miss
Lillian. and two little daughters. Ka-
tie and Margaret Shultz. age and 3
years, an Of whom went TO Albuquer-
que on Thursday, when it was learned
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-10-26
INDIAN WITH \ CRUSHED
RIGHT FOOT IN HOSPITAL

An Indian whose name could not
be learned was brought here on San
On Fe train No. s last uieht and TAX
on TO st. Josephs hospital His right
foot was crushed and will be ampu-
tated this morning The Indian was
injured by am engine at Gallup.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-10-26
FIRST WINTERTER
OP Ms NOV. 3 At
BUSINES COLLEGE
Many Business Firms De-
manding Graduates From
AIbuQuerQue's Popular Bus
mess School,

owing to the large number of ap-
pliCations from those desiring to en-
ter, the Albuquerque Business College
win start an carly winter term, be-
ginning Monday, November Sd.
Applications for desks should be
made i'm advance as the school is
filled TO almost fun capacity
Calls from business firms for office
help, ana the demands for CONNER
cial teachers have been very numer-
Gus this fan, many students having
been urged to accept positions even
before graduation Every graduate Of
the Civil Service Department who has
taken ON examination has passed and
has received an appointment.
The school ISSUES "a handsome cat
alogue and will mail a copy to any
one on request
THE ALBUQUERQUE BUSINESS
COLLEGE,
The Special school by Specialists"
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-10-26

We have in our employ a piano re-
tuisher who has had tsn wears ex-
perience in factories. Can make your
piano look like new. Scratches and
mars repaired. Learnard -Ldndemann
Co., 20G W. Gold.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1913-04-03
NATURES WARNIN G
Mineral Point People Must Recoe-
nlze and Heed II.

Kidney ills come mysteriouSly.
But nature generally warns you.
Notice the kidney secretions.
See if the color is unnatural
If there are settings and sediment,
Passages frequent, scanty. painful
Its time to fear serious kidney trou-
BILE.
It's time to use Doan's Kidney Pills.
Doan's have done great work in this
locality.
William Sue, Southworth Ave.
Platteville, Wis, says: Il was subject
to dull pains in the small of my back
for long time and there was soreness
directly over my kidneys. The kidney
secretions We're also unnatural. Learn,
ing of Doan's Kidney Pills decided to
try them and procured box from
Youman' Pharmacy. After using this
remedy for a short time, the pain dis
appeared, the kidney secretions became
normal and l felt much better. -
Statement given in August Z, 1909
STATEMENT CONFIRMED.
In latter interview Mr.. Sue said;
"Doan's Kidney Pills have always
proven satisfactory in our family.
am glad to confirm my previous state
ment and you are at liberty to continue
its publication
For sale by all dealers. Price 90
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's and
take no Advertisement.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1913-04-03
An Unpleasant Experience.

Darlington Democrat. March -: +.
W Chapman had an unpleasant exper-
fence Monday, during the time OF high
water i'll our creek. He had gone out
in a row boat to strengthen the lines
mooring his launch, which is kept Just
above the dam Men on shore held
lines on MIR. Chapmau's row boat
and on the rover himself, to pre-
vent the swift current from carry j..
ing both over the dam. When mid
current was reached an oar lock
broke and Mr.. Chapman found himself
adrift, helpless except for the men on
shore. He signaled these to haul in,
which they began to do with such
suddeness that the skitf was upset and
turned into submarine. under which
Mr. Chapman found himself involun-
tarily taking Il journey, He managed
to free himself from the boat and SWAN
to shore, helped by his solicitious
friends on the bank.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1913-04-03

II is plain to be seen that the two
young folks IN the picture are intent
on making some friend happy. They
bear gifts cmhlcmatic of the Easter
scason-a lily aud II basket of eggs
We can onl" conjecture the object Of
their morning call. for they were snap
ped by the photographer lust MS they
rang the doorhclL Perhaps the offer.
ings are for grandma, who would sure,
~ be glad tn see the visitors, even IL
they came empty handed, Their very
presence would be II Joy to grandma,
Again, perhaps the flower and the eggs
are for some little playmate, who
knows but they? II Il should happen
that this playmate Is unable through
illness to leave her home. how happily
the gifts will he received. And those
who give will also be happy.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1913-04-03
A Spoonful of Fun.

Sometimes instead OF feeling with
his hands In order to discover who II
Is that he has caught the blind man
Is given n large spoon. which he uses
as II wand. AS In silence" the play
ers must all remain perfectly still. Di-
rectly he succeeds In finding some one
the blindfolded player tries. by deftly
touching him here and there with the
spoon. to discover who II Is. AZ 1t IL
much easier thHn anybody who has
not tried can possibly imagine to dis,
cover the identity Of person by
spoon touching. II Is best for the un.
blindfOldcd players to try to disguise
themselves AZ much as possible Some
might stand on tiptoe to make them
selves appear taller others tie hand
kcrchiefs around their nccks or wrap
themselves up In shawls. and the boys
might remove their telltale collars or
put on their overcoats.