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The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20
As to the Weddjno Garb.

Colonel Watterson occasionally
turns his attention from dressing
down candidates to dressing up in
curing correspondents. Listen to this
advice from the Louisville Courier
Journal:
There are two reasons for being
married in a dress suit, young man.
It's fashionable and it's your last
chance to get dress suit"
This can be. considered good ad-
vice, founded on observation and ex-
perience, even If it is little pessi-
mistic.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20

know there's much in me personally
that he admires."
What, for instance?" inquired Aunt
Jane.
Mrs. Merriwid thought for a mo-
ment well, there's my golden hair"
she replied, land my silvery laughter
and my sterling sense, not to speak
of my pearly teeth and ruby lips. Ny
voice has rich tones, you know, and l
have a large fund of humor and cap
1tal spirits, and you were Just saying
that I had an affluent figure"
You're quite treasure" said Aunt
Jane.
"Al of that" replied her niece, So
renely. But can tell you I'm not CO.
ing to be buried by man who is
congenitally unable to dig up
Copyright, 1918. by W. q. Chapman.)
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20

, from him, you have another seem
coming. I'm strictly In favor Of pro-
viding for a rainy day. auntie. but I
think II one has an umbrella and rain.
coat and rubbers in the hall closet,
one may feel reasonably assured. I
don't believe in going around I'm q
scanty bathing suit all the time in an.
ticipation Of q flood. I'm told that
Mr.. Suntwell tries to get q cash dis.
count when he buys q postage stamp,
but that may be exaggerated. He
might try to get . little concession II
he bought five dollars worth in =
lump, however"
DO you really think that he 10 A.
tracted by your money, Melissa"
asked Aunt Jane.
HE isn't repelled," Mrs. Merriwid
answered. II think he imagines my
bonds might be a bond of sympathy
Between us, but he intends to be fair.
His idea is a partnership. He'd be
willing to take mo in on the ground
floor, as It were. and when We drew
up our chairs to go over our accounts
In the evening, he wouldn't charge me
up with anything that wasn't right. II
he ate light breakfast, he'd prob
ably expect rebate, and he'd want
me to debit myself with the sugar I
used for making fudge, which wouldn't
be more than Just; but he'd be
willing to bear a proper proportion Of
the household expenses. II you left It
to him what proper proportion was.
Well, that isn't what I want, exactly,
dearie. want to feel at liberty to
sign up with the agent Of q patent
washing machine. if l need one, with.
out having to dispose of my electric
brougham to meet the installments.
There's current impression that Mr..
Stintwell has feathered his nest, but I
don't take any stock In that He'd
take his feathers to the nearest pillow
factory and get the highest market
price for them every time, dearie. But
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20
Giving Away the Secret,

Willing to have his neighbors' think
he was a fine musician, Brown in
stalled a mechanical piano near a
front window of his home, where he
spent hours each day pedalling out
melodies. your father is great pi-
ano player, isn't hep one of the neigh
bors remarked to Browns boy Will
liam one afternoon. yep" replied
William. but it makes his feet awful
sore"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20
Notable Execution.

"Ah! my friend said the man who
was fond of moralizing, 1T is true that
we can really accomplish nothing until
the crooked has been made straight
"Of course" interrupted the man In
the loud clothes, you except cork.
screws?"-Catholic Standard Times.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20
Evening Matters Up.

Mrs. Marsh took bite of the cake,
and laid it down hastily.
"Norah," she said, did you follow
the receipt, or do as you usually do
and guess?"
Sure, mum, l followed the receipt,
only l put in six eggs instead of four,
because two was bad, and l wanted
to even 'em up."-Youth's Companion.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20
We're Done Our Share

Woodby-ls there any money in
writing for the magazine?
Scriblins-Sure! the postal de-
partment is about half supported that
way.-BostOn TRANSCRIPT.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
40 years ago They regulate and invigorate
stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated
tiny granules. Adv.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20
Proof,

is Isabel going to a beauty doc
tor?"
Cant you tell she is by the way
she is changing countenance?"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20

Only One CHRONIC QUININE,
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature OF e. w. GROVE. Cures a Cold
in One Day, Cures Grip in Two Days. Csc.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma-
tion, alays pain, cures wind collie 25c bottle Adv
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20

He's good man who sleeps al
the time.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20
DR.. J. H. RlNDLAUB (speciaIist),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Fargo, N. D.

Art may be long, out it's different
WOth most artists
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20

The best cure for kleptomania ma
be arrest cure.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20

AS a sitcker porous plaster hasn't
anything on a bad habit.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-02-20
Jumped the Track.

Jumped the Track.
And Zens turned Niobe into
stone"
did they have motor cars in those
days, dad?"
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25
"The Great Battle"

In the future ages when sitting
around the fire-side cracking
nuts and telling stories, the grey
haired sires will often repeat the
story of the great battle in which
their grand-fathers engaged, be-
tween the A. H. S. Basket ball
squad and the Arvada Base ball
team. 1t was a great battle and
the causes which led up to it
were many. The patience of the
A. H. S. warriors had long been
tried by the taunting laughter of
the base ball men. When they
were struck on one cheek they
nobly turned the other. But
when the audacions base ball
men issued a naughty challenge,
the A. H. S. warriors, after a
consultation, decided that they
had endured too much from them
and that they were now justified
in chastising these insolent dis
turbers of the peace.
The match was arranged to
take place in Bank Hall Dec. 19,
1914. Great valor was shown on
both sides but at the end of the
first half the base ball army had
lost so many in killed and wound
ed, and as the score was 6 to 16
in favor of the A. H. S., they
hired Bob Calicotte to rally and
lead their shattered forces. Al
though not a base ball man him
self, Bob, by his mighty feats of
arms, inspired fresh courage into
the despirited men. They rallied
and charged but vain was their
valor when directed against such
men as the gallant A. H. S. war
riors. They fought noble fight
and their hopes and ambitions
died noble death, but they had
undertaken a mistaken cause.
The final score was % to 80.
We don't attempt to deny their
powers in a base ball game but
when it comes to basket ball they
are entirely out of their class.
By an A. H. S. Fan.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25
Strayed---Reward

One brown pony mare weight
about $50 pounds. Face and
hind feet are white. Branded
S c on left hip. Notify Frank
West.
Arvada Colo.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25
ITS SPECIALITY.

"rhere is one sort of game which
IS always plentiful"
"What is that? ?'
"Trouble, when one is hunting it I"
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25
NOT NOURlSHlNG.

Doctor-For dinner you should
take forty minutes.
Timid Patient-Would it be dan
gerous to add a bit of meat and soILs
vegetables?
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

1he Presbyterian Sunday
school gave a short and enter
tanning Christmas program Tues
day evening. The girls, class
and the primary class furnished
the major part of the entertain
ment. All were anxious to see
Santa, so the program was not
prolonged. A fireplace took the
place of the traditional tree and
Santa Claus made the descent in
realistic fashion. All the little
boys and girls who promised to
be good were supplied with good
les and then Santa got so he
wasn't SO particular and all got
treat. The decorations were
very tasty and appropriate and
the electrical display was particu-
larly attractive.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25
HOW 1T LEAKED OU =,

"When did you learn that he was
one Of the banks most trust ID en-
ployes?"
''The day after he absccndei with
the funds"
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25
NO FRAGMENTS FOR HER.

Heck-I suppose you broke the
news to your wife.
Peck-I tried to, but she insisted
On having the whole of it. -E !
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25
REAL THING IN SETTLEMENT.

"What did the old man settle on
the young couple when his daughtcI
married? ?"
"Himself."
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Mr.. and Mrs. R. E. Nelson will
take Xmas dinner with Mr.. and
Mrs. Bradshaw of Denver.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

w. R. Swadley and family will
spend Xmas with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. O. l.. Bright of
Westminster.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Mr.. and Mrs. G. R. Buck and
family will spend Xmas with Mr..
and Mrs. Zook in Denver.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Albert Richter is under the
Doctors care, threatened with
appendicitis.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

D. F. Cahill LETT Wednesday
noon for Cheyenne Wells where
he will spend Xmas visiting his
brother and old acquaintances
and friends.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

L. M. Davis of Ft. Morgan
surprised his sister, Mrs. j. S.
Doughty with a short visit.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Don't forget to come and dance
the Old Year out and the New
Year in at Westminster New
Years eve.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Miss Nell Nicholson, who is at
tending the Normal school at
Greeley arrived home Monday
evening for the holidays. Miss
Pearl, who is teaching in Evans,
came home Wednesday night and
Milton, who is attending school
at Ft. Collins arrived home Fri
day evening.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

L//The Christmas entertainment
Ngiven Tuesday evening at the
M. E. church was of special in
terest and was attended by a
large audience with standing
room at premium. Santa Claus
had a house instead of tree and
his remarkable generosity was
greatly appreciated by the little
tots who were on the best of
terms with him, shaking hands
and making their wants known
and telling him where they lived.
The exercises with the eXcep-
ton of three or four numbers
were rendered by the primary
department under the direction
Of Mrs. H. C. Fields, who de-
serves especial praise for the
manner in which the program
was presented. Each child en-
tered into his or her part with a
zest that showed the skillful
training of weeks of preparation
to which Mrs. Fields has been
devoted. Everyone got a candy
treat and felt the inspiration of
the Christmas cheer.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Miss Nina Murchison is home
from Greeley, where she is at,
tending school, and will spend
the holidays with her parents.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

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Thos. Ford, engineer on the
Oregon Short Line is visiting at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. J. S.
Doughty.
Mrs. Wideman has rented the
McGill house and startoda lunch
counter across the street from
the high school.
Miss A. Juchem was in town
Wednesday and reports that the
Swadley ditch has broken in
to the Wadwsorth ditch and that
the water is flooding the roads
terribly in some places, making
them impossible. If the trouble
is not looked after in time, there
will be great damage to the far
mers as we'll as the ditch COM
pany.
L. M. Davis of Ft. Morgan
surprised his sister, Mrs. j. S.
Doughty with a short visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wesley Staley
will entertain at Christmas din
ner, DR.. Foster and family and
the doctors sister, Mrs. Welch
of Boulder and Mr.. and Mrs Dan
iel Staley of Denver and their
daughter Katherine and sons
Ralph and Frank.
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. McFadden
are entertaining at turkey dinner
to-day, Mr.. and Mrs. Kenneth
Mcdonald Of Boulder and Mr..
and Mrs. T. J. Taylor and daugh-
ter Jane of Denver, also Mr.. Nc
Fadden, Sr. Mrs. Mcdonald is
sister of Mr.. McFadden and
Mrs. Taylor is Mrs. McFadden's S
sister.
Miss Nell Nicholson, who is at
tending the Normal school at
Greeley arrived home Monday
evening for the holidays. Miss
Pearl, who is teaching in Evans,
came home Wednesday night and
Milton, who is attending school
at Ft. Collins arrived home Fri
day evening.
Don't forget to come and dance
the Old Year out and the New
Year in at Westminster New
Years eve.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. R. Buck and
family will spend Xmas with Mr..
and Mrs. Zook in Denver.
R. L. Newton and family will
spend Xmas with Mr.. and Mrs.
Daw of Denver.
Jno. ]. Watson Of Teller, Alas
ka, visited his cousin, J. H. Wat
son last Saturday. 1t had been
thirty-three years since they had
met. He is a mining man and
will engage in that business for
atime in California before re-
turning to Alaska. Mr.. Watson
says the scarcity of snow has
been great handicap to the
placer mining industry in Alaska
the past two years. He left
Alaska last September.
The Baptist Sunday school had
their Xmas exercises Wednesday
evening. Instead of a tree an
arch and gateway representing
Americas relation to the foreign
countries. A dialogue exercise
of 20 little girls formed a part of
the program which was intended
as a missionary lesson. Every
one present received a treat.
A. EkaA s.s e SSxsaA1HZSlasl
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Mrs. Clayton Greene has been
suffering from grippe the past
two weeks.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

R. L. Newton and family will
spend Xmas with Mr.. and Mrs.
DaW of Denver.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25
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Thos. Ford, engineer on the
Oregon Short Liae is visiting al
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. j. S.
Doughty.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Mrs. Wideman has rented the
McGill house and started d lunch
counter across the street from
the high school.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Mr.. and Mrs. Wesley Staley
will entertain at Christmas din
ner, DR.. Foster and family and
the doctors sister, Mrs. Welch
of Boulder and Mr.. and Mrs Dan
iel Staley of Denver and their
daughter Katherine and sons
Ralph and Frank.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-12-25

Marysville, Kansas to visit her
mother.
R. L. Newton's name was
sent to the Senate Tuesday
by President Wilson for confirm
alton by that body for the ap-
pointment of postmastership
at Arvada. Congress immed-
lately adjourned for the holiday S
and it will probably be two or
three weeks before the confirma-
ton is made. The present in
cumbent, Mr.. Miller is getting
anxious to get out, and is expert
encing SOME hard work in TAX
ing care of the Xmas rush.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-10-19
COUNTY FAIR HELPFUL.

Little Rock, Oct. 1S.-Commission- CT John H. Page has returned from a round of the county fairs, having visited those at Danville and Bige- low this week. He said:
 There is an obvious improvement i2 the character of agricultural products, showing a greater care ill seed selection and methods of cul- tivation. Incidental to the exhibits at the county fairs, facts are disclos- ed pointing to a greater acreage yield than ever before. Another not iceable thing for congratulation is the improvement in the stock. 1 have 1 not attended a single fair in the state where 1 have not seen on ex- hibition the highest type of stallions, showing that Special attention is being given in every section of the state to better blooded horses, and in most of them attention is also being given to better breeds of cat tie. There are improved breeds of hogs and in almost every county, but in proportion to other stock there are l fewer communities with pure-bred hogs, and comparatively less atten- tion is given to hog-raising than to other stock.
 "This is accounted for by inroads that have been made during the last two years by cholera. During that time, l estimate that not less than one million dollars has been lost ill Arkansas from hog cholera.
 "There is another serious condl- ton that should be considered. Dur ing the summer months stock buyers have gone into all sections of Ar kansas outside the quarantine line and have bought up all the avail able cattle, mostly of the female kind, paying what seemed to the farmer at the time an exorblant prices. Most of these cattle have been shipped to the West and Northwest to be used for breeding purposes. As result of their operations within the last year, Arkansas has today not more than per cent Of the mlis COWS it had a year ago. If the far mers continue to sell off their COWS at this rate it will be almost deatf blow to one of the most valuable ln' dustries of Arkansas, that of stock
 raising.
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fence, be hereinafter covered by the term "Garbage."

fence, be hereinafter covered by the term Garbage"
 Sec. 3. No person shall place or throw waste paper, trash or other garbage on any street, sidewalk or public alley in the City of Pine Bluff, at any time, day or night. Provided that all such garbage must be placed in a receptacle as hereinafter de- scribed, on the premises at some point accessible to the garbage collector. Provided, that the exact location of all receptacles may be under the fur ther direction and control of the City Sanitarian.
 Sec. 4. All proprietors of hotels, restaurants, cafes, boarding or eating houses, housekeepers and occupants of buildings in the City of Pine Bluff shall provide all cans at their own ex- pense, and shall deposit daily their accumulations of garbage in a galvan- ized iron can, with a tin or metal cover, such cans to have capacity of twenty gallons; said rceeptaCles to be provided with two handles. Provided, that yard and stable manure, ashes and cinders, shall not be placed in the garbage can, but shall be kept near such can and convenient of access to the garbage collector; ashes and cinders may be kept in any box or vessel that can be handled by one man; yard and stable manure shall be kept in any convenient box or bin so arranged that flies cannot reach the manure therein stored.
 Sec. 5. Manufacturers or merch-
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llcdTl, SIIlOIlOA'
 ing spells, pains in my sides and back. In fact, I suffered all over, and a cough almost like consump- ton. Doctors failed to relieve me; in fact, they didn't seem to know what ailed me. I continued to grow worse until I was able to sit up only a part of the time. I had almost lost all hopes of ever being any better. a
 "But one day some one threw sone books in at my door. I read them and found them to be Peruna books.
 "They described my feeling so truly I sent at once and got a bottle and began taking it. You pronounced my ailment systemic catarrh, and gave me some advice.
 "When had taken two and one- half bottles I began to eat without suffering. I continued to improve.
 "When I had taken eight I was like a new person. That was nine years ago.
 1T think Peruna the greatest fam- fly remedy there is, for so many all- ments are due to catarrhal trouble. l would advise any one afflicted with catarrh to take Peruna and l am sure it will leave"
 In the Revised "Ills of Life'' we have many similar testimonials which should interest sick people every" where. Sent free by the Peruna Co.,, Columbus, Ohio.
 People who object to liquid nedia cines can now obtain Peruna Tablets.
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SPECIAL NOTICE

Rock, Ark, 15 hereby given that the Board of Penienary Commissioners proposals for the sale the state farm the of the 5cts.
 case suitable by sson will be conformity with the of Act Mo- led February 21, 1913, which reads follows ON Said commission shall and work all convcts the cutivang said arm clearing draining all llabe land of eto Uther things incident to the successful hereby authorized section of the state reasonably free and in locality healthfu white convcs said farm to thousand land the working thereon white convicts confined confined the pententary said of the labor product the labor of of the state Said board authorized and buy partly wholly credit and to contract to pay interest not all deferred and shall have authority bind the state the said debt and interest out Reys arising from convict labor.
 proposition submitted shall set out in detail all the conditions the convict the above described Act Mo- 69 n thereto be accompanied accurate plat cultivated timber and land separately shape showing neighboood rves streams and general country we'll the railroads shipping point distance Rock other postoces such inorma of value in determining usefulness of said farm for the ended said Each proposition should show county in which condition of all improvements the land should be shown in proposition.
 of land forming body will not likely suit o the state would small less than twenty-five hun likely be sufficient.
 pal considered and the lowest and best De set out in the original propoon all of which must be in proposition submitted understanding to be opened OPEN meeting of the Penientary Com ne to be held in thecy Little Rock Ark November 1915 m the board room at the state penentiary
 o Will not consider arguments favor of proposition De- e nor thereafter official meetings of the board os will be fully investigated mparay considered before eclSlOn
 V. FERGUSON,
 J. A. BRADSHER,
 T. P. MURREY,
 Board of Pententiary Commissioners.
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AT THE CHURCHES
First M. K. Church.
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Sundays services will be as fol lows Sunday school at 9:30 a. m. Junior League, D. m., Senior League 6:3O p. m. Preaching at II a. m. ant 7:30 D. Ill. by the pastor. There vii be special music at both preaching services.
 We hope to see large attendance Strangers and visitors are cordially invited.
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 NoTIcE!
Garbage Ordinance Will Be Enforced
 On and After November l, 1915.

Re It Ordained By the City Council or
 the City of Pine Bluff: /.
 Section 1. The various kinds or waste matter, for the purpose of this ordinance, shall be defined as follows: (a) Kitchen garbage. which is the animal and vegetable refuse from the kitchen; lb) ashes, cinders, etc, which are the refuse matter rom stoves, furnaces, fireplaces, etc.; tc) rubbish which consists of wornout household articles, rags, paper, dust, stable manure, leaves. weeds, grass, sticks, etc,
 Sec. 2. The short name of this or dirance shall be The Garbage Ordin- ance. and all items of waste matter nsat'sssd ' 2 % E IT 1a sss'sn 1
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Lakeside Methodist Church.

Fifteenth avenue and Olive street. k. R. Moore, pastor. 9:30 a. m. Sunday school. 11:00 a. m. Preaching by the pastor 6:30 p. m. Epworth League, 7:30 p. m. Preaching by the pastor.
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SMOTHERINC
Sour Stomach, Heart Burn
Tn Octo b e r,

In O c t o b c r, 1910, we received a letter fro m Mrs. Hall, from which we make the following eX- tracts:
 About twelve years ago my health began to fail. I couldn't eat a II y t h i Il g without suffering for it. I had heart burn, sour stomach, palpi- t a on of the
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First Church of Christ Scientist.
No. 1OS Pine Street.

NO. lUS Pine Street.
 Services Sunday at II a. m. and $ p. m and Wednesday at D. m. Sub- ject Sunday: "Doctrine of AtOnement." /" Sunday school at 10 a. III. Reading room open daily except Sundays and holidays from 2:30 to , D. m. Visitors welcome
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The Church of God and Apostolic FaitI

Fourteenth avenue and Plum street. A. D. Wilson, pastor. Sunday services ing services each Tuesday night at p. m. Prayer service each Friday night at s D. m. A cordial invitation Special music will be prepared for each service.