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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17
THE MORALITY or ACTORS.

A 81 Louis clergyman says tnat
III the stage IL 10 ne our teacher we
should demand the same standard Of
morals from the players tAat wc de-
nand from cur public school teach
crs and ministers" The point has
often been raised Rev. CHARLES A..
sheldon made II a condition Of the
dramatizntion 81 one % his stories
that only Christian players should be
Ia tho cast. Mr.. sheldon IL VIII be
recalled. once conducted "a daily
paper for week as he thought Jesus
would run q Newspaper if now on
earth. He did not insist on the same
standard for the editorial staff and
typographical force that ne required
OF the players. probably out OF fear
that ne could nos try his experiment
at All II he did. The peasants VINO
perform the play al Oborammergau
are said 20 approach this ideal OF
combining the character ~ the play
On with that Of his role severe as this
l. on the unfortunate individual who
plays tho part Of Judas lscarlot.
whether the actors and actresses
lack Ia normal morality has been
often discussed. The ST. Louis clergy-
man admits that there are some good
actors, morally good men and women.
Of high ideals ana pure lives hut nc
contends that "they are pitiably
scarce" This e. generalization that
viii be- h0ily disputed both by player
folk and their personal friends That
there has been considerable promis-
entity Of divorce among footlight fa-
vorites r. well known. But this is
not restricted 10 t-e stage That
there are many unhappy marital ok
pcriences among actoW and actresses
is natural since there is not generally
the pormanonce OF home life that
other vocalons permit and encour-
age. bur the sweeping condemna-
tion Of the people of amy calling. race
or nation Is never fair
In Wow Of recent dramatic offer
ings a criticism based on inquiry into
the private lives Of players appears
untlmely. Under the theory that the
play Is the thing there would seem
"a be- moro urgency for criticism Of
what Is openly Haunted ~ tho face
Of the public than 81 what might be
discovered by following actors and
artrcsecs % their suppers following
the pnbllo performances az the thoa-
tofa. The mass ~ thooter goors
know little about the lives OF play
era and care little about the basis
for scandalous publications about
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17
rEIErHoNE ILL. -.


There are in the unisod slates
about 10000 telephone gins. whose
average term Of service Is three ycnrs
Or less The working hours are about
eight per dom; the uveragc number
Of calls Is about i4o per hour. rum
ming. IA the peak to 2a5 or moro.
The operator sits facing switch
board which is covered with num-
Defs each number having a small
signal light that flashes on and of
las the call Is completed When the
person calling raises his receiver. "a
light flashes on the switchboard az
central" and this light continues 20
burn until tho operator "pluss" the
number and receives the call. She
then plugs the number called for and
this light burns until the called per
son raises his receiver from the hook
When the receivers are finally -
placed on their hooks. both lights
flash and burn until the operator re-
moves the connecting plugs. To COM
plete one cali means four flashes Of
light As the average number Of
calls Is 1fo per hour. with 225 or
more during the rush hours the OPP
.erator's eyes are exposed 20 from 500
60 1000 flashes Of light every hour
resulting in fatigue 20 the eyes. 90
say nothing ~ the mental and phys
heal strain under which the operator
constantly works The Bell system,
in 1911. spent s720.8ss for rest rooms
AND lunch rooms for the operators
and Il has secured suificicnt air space
ana good illumination. yet. although
only young ana healthy girls are se-
lected. the average length Of service
does not exceed three years. The
symptoms 81 eye strain which the
girls develop are headache. dullness,
Indigestion, exhaustion. nerve strain.
insomnia, colds. and 80 forth. The
two or three short years % telephone
work possible 10 the girls. as well as
ninc-tonths Of all their suffering. is
probably due to the constant ncar-
range, eye work without proper pr6-
lection for the eyes.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17
THE HoPELEssNEss or n.

IA is an amazing thing to contem-
plate the spectacle OF scores OF of
ficcrs of the Mexican army officially
murdered in the coolest OF cold blood
In sight OF one at the most modern
81 American citics--across the bOr-
der from IA Paso. Nothing could In.
dlcate more plainly the hopeless bar
barism OF the country We are now
trying to 'baclfy" than this spectacle
OF men who are stood up before open
graves and shot down with as much
consideration as one would give 90 a
butchercd steer; shot down hy thc
wholesale. coolly ana Solibcntcly,
wantonly and unnecessarily Go make
"a holiday for tho robois who took
Juarez
A large par: OF Mexico is pure
savagory; tho alleged civilized part OF
it Is about ons step removed from
that state. troaCherous. murderous,
bl9odthirsiy people is tho only cone
elusion one can arrive "a when slsuc-
Ing back over the record Of public
and official murder and assassination
which has marked the course of the
series of revolutions what tact and
diplomacy and forhsaransc and poo
itcncss may accomplish for tho "pa"-
ifioauon" Of this country is beyond
thc average Americans ken Forci-
bile Intervention or "a bouu-ndo
hunds-off policy which will allow
Thorn to butcher each other CO. their
hearts content ad iunnitum. until
me COWS come home; these appear
Co Doe tho ouly alternatives possible
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17

erary tyne. shows interestingly tho
trend of the times in iiH efforts to
meet moro directly the needs Of the
immediate vicinity. without woak-
cning the literary departments, che
college is seeking to put ils young
mon into touch with the everyday
lifo ~ the rural communities from
which they come. Recently Il dom-
onatration agent WIS secured, io have
his headquarters nt The college ana
direct agricultural and Industrial
work both for the students of The COLI
lego and tho people of tho surround
Ing community
Senior students IN The state Normal
school at Troy Alabama, are spoc-
Tally trained for ruroi-school teoch-
Ing Instead Of depending on rogu-
lar textbooks. the students use the
proceedings Of the conference for ed
ucation IN the south. which contain
discussions of actual rural.sChool
problems by those engaged ~ hand
ling them Each student is expected
not merely 10 be familiar with rural
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17

hcm rhey o. rtl ~ sire 81 thon
Ata, shc st tou lciayman ihaist
saoy should They rtnhee ,hot
pIaytf might ho good hctor willis
out belns good chrittlon ana vice
ftfn they are the same shout
their foadins rhoy enjoy the poetry
Of BYRON and Shelley ana both the
poetry and prose 81 Huge. Goethe
and rop. reenrdiose o. the royola-
liona IS mVckratine hloefAphsrs
rhcy 40 80, scorn the architecture
or white hscause 81 the revelations
a. the Thaw trial. They even enjoy
''Trstram shandy" and "Tne sentl-
mental JOURNEY" aiinough Few would
hnsc voted tor Rev Laaronce s,erne
for rector Of their parish The pub-
lic. Fortunately Ter lts enio, mcnt. Is
not slave TO logical consistency
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17
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ODDS AND ENDS
H4~A~4~4~444AAA%AAt

Cocoauu trees hcaIn to bear ot the
agO of rishf years.
BecsNaX and turpcutnc. missed lu'
Go paste. effectively cleans bronze
Chlun now hus thrtF-four electric
ught plants ana plans to add to the
lst
Hollands production of potata nour
is increasing rapidly from year o.
year.
a patent has been issued for "a pcu-
cil holding clip 20 bc fastened Co "a
person ear.
The German village of Remborn
has linden tree which is said tO Do,
moro than 1900 wears ole.
Sd. Louis claims Gao have roccntlN
completed the worlds largest and
most complete Office building
By the addition Of magnosia and
an oxide on extremely elastic gias.
hos been brought oui n France.
N-wy apparatus BIAS been invented
for killing tho Tiny PARISHES mat cai
small holes iu lc1f tobacco.
There arc eighty plants in the Unit
cd k.ngdom Tor ihc conversion OF
muuIDuoiiucs garbage into electric
power
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17
HOM To AVOID TnE AuTOMO,
BILE BACK.

The automobile Be- coming into SUCH
general use that ouy advice 60 its
users is OF general Interest. A great
many people, in UanNng thoir cars.
strain their backs coz "drop "a ulteh'
and g this s. once started it usually
happens more easily another time.
Many people. amer riding FOR any
length OF time, are tired iu the back
when they got out, II this is kept mp
the pain or weakness increases, until
many times tho person D. laid up
with what Is called iumhaso cor rhou-
matism. Both Of these conditions
are commonly duo 90 the wrong way
of using tho muscles of tho back. Ia
crnking, keep 'ho back s,roighL
like the "oafamans back" BEND
from the hips. snupping tho crank
over by STRENGTHENING at knee and
hip. but DO not bond at the middle.
or the waist-line. In sitting in tho
car keep the back straight Also Gct
tho hips well hack against INC back
Of the sent, and ~ tho unholtory
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17

CENTENNIAL STATE SENDS Z
MEMORIAL To WASHINGTON


Masons have just finished settling
IA the Washington monument Colo
rado's contribution 90 the shnit IN
memory ~ the first president a IS
d beautiful specimen of the Colorado
Yuie marble, the same material
which has been selected for the two-
miliion-dollar Lincoln memorial 10
be- placed on the bunk of the Poo
tomac just west 81 the monument.
This marble comes from within the
Sopris national forest which fnr-
nished large part Of tho timber
used In the quarrying operations. The
maintenance az timber supplies for
this ana for other Quarries ans
mines is. according to forestry offs
ciais. an important part OF their
work II viii always be their aim,
they say. 60 maintain supply Of
timber for thiF local demand as an
aid in the development Of one of
Coiorado's great resources, OF which
Governor Ammons. who came Go
Washington TO arrange FOR the place
ing Of The stone. Is very proud.
The stone Itself viii present "a rec-
tungulnr face Two BY four feet upon
which the name and seal OF the state
are inscribed together with the year
In which the state was adcittCd O.
is on the 2s0-foot landing inside the
monument Ia the middle OF the east
wall and b. thus one Of the highest
az the many tributes which line the
lower part OF the historic ohclisk. IL
Is now draped from the gaze OF the
public awaiting date 20 be set by
senator shafroth for simple unveil-
ing ceremonies.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17
TRIED RECIPES
scotch Apple Tart.

Peel and core half dozen tltt
apples aud place iu "a CROCK in slos
oven, adding neither water nor su-
gar. When tender mix boz Sutaua
ralsins. allowing a quarter of pound
10 each pound of apples Turn n.u
"a deep baking dish. sprinkle with SUI
gar and grated lemon; cover with %
top crust prlcking well Co allow foI
the escape OF steam. and bake in "a
quick oven. Serve with milk
Russian Apple pie.
Peel and core eight large tart ape
plies. pat into baking dish with %
l.ttio water and bak, until tcudcr.
Press t1rough sieve into % l4rga
bowl. ana SET aside to cool Add
three quarters ot O. cup of sugar and
the whites 9f four or five cgss bcatcu
stin with few grains ui salt AND e.
little lemon iuicc ana grated peel 'o
season.
Beat this mixture until very white
and ught, turn into "a luiiorud dish
and bake about 30 minutes. serve
hot with sugar and cream. WoW1u's
Magazine
Egglc~. Corn Muniu..
Mix and silt one cup gr1nuiat'd
corn meal, one hulf cup tiour. one
fourth cup sugar two tablespoons
baking powder Ocyol mcasurcmoutsJ
and one aoaspoou mIt Add one cup
milk, and two tablespoons melted
butter. Bake loo butcrcd gem pans.
Emergency Drop Mullins.
Mix and sIft one ANA 0nv-hJlt
cups pastry -four. three and on.-h1If
teaspoons baking powder. and thr,-
lourths teaspoon SALT Worh 900 three
tablespoons lard, USING the ups uf tho
fingers; then add uuc-third ruu each.
milk and water, miNing quickly Drop
by spoonslul into huttcrcd, hot iron
gem pans and bake iu hot oven o.
minutes
German CnrnWay bread.
Scald two cups milk und add two
tablespoons butter. two tablespoons
sugar, and ono and onc-half teaspoons
alt when mixture o. lukcVlrm auu
ono yeast cake dissolved in ou, -half
cup lukDWarm water. two tablespoons
c1rpNay seeds and six cups rpo 1our
Turn ON t board and knrId while Iu-
cooperating one ANA oue-haiI cups
entire wheat -Four Return tu bowl
cover and lct rise until mixture has
doubled Sos bulk shape into lo1Nrs,
pat boo buttprod bread pans. lsaiu. Iot
rise and bake boo ID hot oven Mod
en- Priscilla
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17
FASHIONS TRILLs.


Very smart are the WOmDu's shoe.
with black cloth tops and camps ui
dul soft sid without upH
Collars nbots and uchuH b. tnot
give the west or ohcmisctJr effects
are fashionable
Dupyd muns of velvet arc oX-
Jrcmcy lursc; thcy arc frequently
deliberately Trimmed says the New
ARK News.
To conceal ruthcr than outline th,
figure, is the Distinguishing note of
tho up-to-duto blouse.
Makers OF gloves have provided ion
che sleeve that o. not quite FUN length
hy making r. special glove OF tho pun
on coposklu style Goo meet tho re-.
quirCm,nt
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17
EDUCATIONAL NOTES


NJtye children Zoo the Ausm
huuls under tuo Quilted states bur-
glu of education become ao onthus-
iastlc over the personal hysiouc CAM
pnigu chat thcy frequently bring
their fathers aud brothers to school
to have them put through mo .uI-
ping ana cleaning process at the
hands of The toHrherF
Emory aud Henry college, virginia.
until recently un institution of tho lit-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17

school conditions IN general. bIt
those of one rural school IN fhi
lar. Professor Edgar ~ Wright,
IS directing the work. hopes b
way a. produce toachors who VI
enthusiastic leaders IN ne n
omen country
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17

mokoa the shoulders droop pul q
robe cusnNOn book ~ onythlns
at thc hollow ~ ihc back 10 prevent
thle no not slouch ln enc seat and
as not ed on the lower part o. the
spine This reveracs the normal
curve of the spine ana must mean
strain with az times much crlppiing
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17

~Hu.. used tp Great, an appetite.
Th, Hgh, way Del % look Goo thc digps-
uou. When that h good you are ccr-
Hu tl relish your food Chamber
mn.s Tablets Improve the digestion
and create O. healthy appetite. For
sale bN uIl drugrlsts
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17

Extra special for Wedns
and Saturday afternoon a
P. M. for one hour only
3 nice Ladies or Ni
Handkerchiefs for s oenti
THE MODEL COMPAN'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17

HAD Tnkcn IIis weight IN AIdIl'
NJ y. Faucet. of GiIsyilh
says he had taken his weight lf III
cine for headache ana constbaI
bur never used anything Tint dd
ao much good as Chamberlain
lets. For naic by all druggists
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17

TO you suffer from rheumatic or
any other pain? Try Navajo on. SEQ
how quick 81 win relieve you. goo and
soc ut Ruppo'H
The Odanah star. [volume] (Odanah, Ashland Co., Wis.) 1912-1916, 1913-09-26
Whispered Tip to Cop Wakes Up City Employees

DlTTSBURGH, PA.-These are siren
/ uous days for the Coppers- Afraid
of-Their-Jobs. What with the willy
thieves active and the public claiming
the city is overrun with robbers, pick
pockets and other plundering rascals.
and Director John H. Daley after
these same eoppers until they dream
of "shakeups" and dismissals, the
life of bluecoat or plain-clothes
man is not pleasant.
The other afternoon Lieutenant of
Police Charles Faulkner and couple
of subs were polishing their but
tons in Magistrate Fred Goettman.
Jr's, courtroom at the North>Side po-
lice station. while the magistrate told
funny stories and drew cartoons on a
pad (the court not being then in ses-
sion), wild-eyed taxpayer rushed
In and whispered to the sergeant in
charge that two suspicious negroes
were skulking In an alley off Arch
street, near the High School building
The tip was given to Lieutenant
Faulkner Instantly he and the subs"
got busy in making marathon dash
for the sceno of action They found
The Odanah star. [volume] (Odanah, Ashland Co., Wis.) 1912-1916, 1913-09-26
Cleveland Firemen and Police in FIy-Trap Race

idea The firemen contributed to a
fund to build the largest and most
lethal fly-trap in existence. 1t was in
stalled near the stable, wherein the
firemen had an Unreasonable ad.
vantage over the police in the matter
of flies.
Then, all confidence, Trump chas-
lenged Cregan to fy-catching COZ.
test between their respective traps.
Because the firemen had the advan-
tage of the stable, Trump gave Gre
gan a handicap of 100 flies.
For days firemen and policemen
watched their traps earnestly. Wagers
were made on the result and in
terest grew to fever heat. Each
side accused the other of catching
flies by hand, and "stuffng" the traps.
But, strangely enough, the police trap
continued to attract more flies.
An approximate gave Cregan lead
of possibly 1000 flies and the fire.
fighters were in despair. A terrible
disappointment awaited the police one
morning. With the break of dawn
Cregan went out to inspect his trap.
He sent in vocal riot call The flies
were gone and nervous bat was
alone ip the cage.
The Odanah star. [volume] (Odanah, Ashland Co., Wis.) 1912-1916, 1913-09-26

n LEVELAND, GA desire to excel
~ in the manufacture of tiy-traps is
responsible for bad blood" between
the police at the Eleventh precinct on
East One Hundred and Fifth street,
near Euclid, and the fremen at en-
CINE house No. 10, next door
Sergeant Cregan, the Thomas Alva
Edison of the force, wearied of shoot
ing flies from his face, or pursuing
them with a swatter." designed and
built gigantic fly-trap. This was
placed near the front door, as the
transformation of the stable into a
garage had eliminated the busy fly
from that region. The flies began to
buzz around
Charles Trump, the Marconi of the
firemen, CHANGED to see the police trap
and went back to the station with an
The Odanah star. [volume] (Odanah, Ashland Co., Wis.) 1912-1916, 1913-09-26
Retired? Not So That Anybody Could Notice 1t

n INCINNATI, O.--Not long ago an
~ aged man presented himself at the
new account window of local bank
and asked to have his semi-annual in
terest entered in his passbook. Rec
ognizing him at once, the teller on
duty asked: "Are you still retired?"
81 reckon / am, as far as ever
was replied the depositor, smiling
grimly.
The little joke dates back year or
two to the day when the account was
opened. Accompanied by his wife on
shat occasion, the aged farmer from
Ohio's onion belt rendered the teller
{. roll of banknotes counting up in the
thousands.
''How old are your asked the clerk,
pursuant to the banks practice of
keeping such bits Of information on
file @
''Eighty-six."
"Occupation?'
Farmer"
Farmer, retired" repeated the
teller and began to write it So
Retired nothing!" protested the
octogenarian. IF you call working
$50 acres Of land being retired, then
suppose I'm retired"
The teller made suitable apologies.
AS it was to be joint account, the
The Odanah star. [volume] (Odanah, Ashland Co., Wis.) 1912-1916, 1913-09-26
.PIMPLEs ON FACE AND ARMS

Ali Howard ST., Dayton, Ohio
About a year ago my face, neck, arms
and back were beginning to become
afflicted with pimples and blackheads.
My pimples would get very large and
appear to come to head. II tried
10 open them the pain would be terri
BILE, but nothing could be taken from
them. They itched very badly; l suf-
fered terribly from itching. After
scratching, the pimples would swell
and after the swelling was gone my
face would become very red and re-
main so for some time. My clothing
caused the itching to be worse. When
it was warm it was utterly impossible
to sleep.
Il used a cream and the more !
used the worse they got. Shortly after
read the advertisement of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and determined to
use them The itching stopped almost
Immediately. This was about three
months ago and l am entirely cured
now" (Signed) Miss Marguerite e.
Jacobs, Jan. Is, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free with 32-p Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV
The Odanah star. [volume] (Odanah, Ashland Co., Wis.) 1912-1916, 1913-09-26
Chicago Owls Blink at First Broadway Car
Jar

us at One Hundred and Nineteenth
street, conductor"
Serene in their belief that they were
headed for home, they settled down
for talk
"Will this car take me to Evanston
avenue?" inquired a precise individual
as he held back his nickel and eyed
the conductor suspiciously.
Yes, sir"
But how can a car take me wflere
| want to go when it runs on street
never heard Of? And I've lived on
Evanston avenue many years.
All the way out the precise gentle
man debated with himself where that
car would land him.
But there were many voyagers who
did not intrust themselves to the pi-
raticallooking craft flying such
strange colors.
Say! Where does that thing go?''
asked one of these from the curb.
Where do you want to go?"
Evanston avenue"
Come along-this CARL take YOU
Not me. Only got one nickel, an
no strange car don't git that
And the cautious one sheered of
until he could find car with a famil-
lar sign.
Many, thinking they recognized
something familiar about the car or
crew or both, came out into the street,
looked doubtfully at the unfamiliar
Broadway" and, looking like victims
Of misplaced confidence, stepped back
to the curb to wait for the genuine
blown-in-the- bottle Evanston car.
Nothing less would satisfy them.
The Odanah star. [volume] (Odanah, Ashland Co., Wis.) 1912-1916, 1913-09-26
PREATTY NAMES FOR BOOKS
Real oId-Time Titles Sound Decidedly
Strange to the Eye of the
Reader Today.


The following are some of the Curl
Gus titles of old English books:
"A Most Detachable Sweet Perfumed
Nosegay for Gods Saints to Smell
At
Biscuit Baked in the Oven of Char
ity. Carefully Conserved for the
Chickens of the Church, the Sparrows
of the Spirit, and the Sweet Swal
lows of Salvation"
"A Sigh Of Sorrow for the Sinners
of Zion Breathed Out of Hole in
the Wall of an Earthly Vessel Known
Among Men by the Name of Samuel
Fish" Ca Quaker who had been i'm
prisoned).
Eggs of Charity Layed for the
Chickens of the Covenant and Boiled
With the Water of Divine Love. Take
We Out and Eat"
THE Spiritual Mustard Pot to
Make the Soul Sneeze With Devo
ton"
Most of these were published in the
time of Cromwell.-London Strand.
The Odanah star. [volume] (Odanah, Ashland Co., Wis.) 1912-1916, 1913-09-26
Had His Coat. Evidently.

AGSpringield man, replying to his
wife1s petition for divorce, says: DE
PENDANT states that the plaintiff is
much better qualified than the defend
ant to carry her part in nagging con-
tests; that she commands better
and more extensive vocabulary than
the defendant, and simply overwhelm-
ed him with her complaints and re
proaches, and she was so master OF
her feelings that she could readily
pass from storm to sunshine, from
abuse to tears, from harsh language
to tenderness, and from nagging plain
tiff could upon the appearance of a
third person SO readily become all
smiles and suavity that her sudden
and complete changes of moods com
pletely bewildered defendant. Kan.
sas City Star.