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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
CanabIe Of Wider. Application.

A clever scheme for checking the
discreditable practice Of "joy-riding'
Is credited by the Boston Herald to
Commissioner Rourke of the public
works department.
According to officials Of the depart
ment a certain chauffeur went out joy.
riding with his chiefs machine, and
had a collision. His chief then sus-
pended him for a month.
When Commissioner Rourke was in.
formed of the accident and the sus-
pension. he said that If the young man
wished to be reinstated in the city's
employ at the end of the month, no
must start as a laborer with pick and
shovel.
"He can't go joy-riding with those"
the commissioner dryly added.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
OPTIMISM.

Hope is a quality of the spirit OF
man more stubborn of its ground than
life itself. 1t dwells not lin the
suburbs of the soul, but holds it's
place rather as window through
which the future may be seen. 1t
let's us in to the dark places with
confident stride that otherwise we
would shuttle through by hating
steps. It shows the little things by
which we climb, so that we make
Of hindrances kind of lookout from
which to take survey of the land
beyond. And if that land seems bet
ter than it be, we care not, because
it never lets us near enough to know.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09

large checked, high-water inexpress-
ibles and red whiskers and had to
talk up to them. Believe me, sweet
Aunt, it's demoralizing. I pity his
wife-if he ever gets one"
IT don't see any reason why he
shouldn't" said Aunt Jane.
II do" replied Mrs. Merriwid. Tile
couldn't pay lady any serious atten-
ton. AS between a funny man and a
fat man, dearie, the fat man stands
the best chance of being loved. Mr..
Motley would say he couldn't stand a
slim. chance, but, thank heaven! I'm
not Mr.. Motley-or Mrs. Motley. You
know, pet, we like to be taken seri-
ously Perhaps because we haven't
any sense Of humor. I'll tell you
about that, Precious: II what Mr..
Motley and others Of his noble sex are
afflicted with Is sense Of humor, let
us offer thanks that In all our close
association with them We havnt
caught 1t. I'll say for poor dear Hen
ry Merriwid that he hadn't any to
speak Of. II told Henry all at once
that Iue BlII VIC hdu Chb1oCN viz NN~S
before had departed at three p. m.
with my souvenir coffee spoons and
that the water front In the kitchen
range had burst and that the moths
had got into my furs and ruined them
and that I'd been omitted from the in
vitations to Mrs. Swellup's reception
and spattered hot fat on my arm fry
ing the potatoes and that the dress
maker had sent back my skirt with
Fuckers all down the seams, Henry
wouldn't have leaned back in his chair
and whooped with merriment. That's
what Mr.. Motley would do. He'd in
stantly see the funny side of it, and
the next thing you know I'd be trying
to make a good impression on a sym
pathetic jury. There's one thing: IL
I made a plea OF justification on the
aforementioned grounds. II would
tickle their sense CT humor 10 such
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
STEAMER RAMMED;;
FOURTEEN DROWN
THE JULIA LUCKENeACH PRAc-
TICALLY SPLIT IN TWO IN
CHESAPEAKE BAY; FOUR
TEEN SAVED.
BRITISH STEAMER INDRAkULA,
WAS GOING FAST DURING FOG.
The Indrakula, With a Big Hole in
Her Side, Headed for the Beach
and Grounded in Time to Save
--' Her Crew.

After being rammed by the British
steamer lndrakula off 1angier bar in
the Chesapeake bay, the tramp steam
ship Julia Luckenbach was practically
split III twain and toundered.
Though within easy wireless reach
of 10 steamers, IA lives were lost after
a desperate battle with the seas.
Among the drowned are Captain ii. A.
Gilbert and Mrs. Gilbert.
Captain Gilbert and Mrs. Gilbert
lived at Raspeburg, near Baltimore.
Nineteen of the crew, were lost. Eight
were saved by the steamer Pennsll-
vania, and six others were rescued by
the Indrakula according to a wireless
message received at Newport News
from the revenue cutter Apache, which
went to the Indrakula's assistance.
First officer Hunt, half craZed by
his terrible fight for life, and by the
remembrance of the tragedy through
which he had passed, at first said that
% persons had gone down with the
ship, but subsequently it was learned
that only % in all were on board the
Luckenbach including the crippled
wife of Captain Gilbert.
The Luckenbach sank five minutes
after the Indrakula, coming out of the
fog, dealt her a death blow.
Only those on the top deck had
time to escape. First officer Frederick
Hunt and seven members of the crew
climbed into the rigging and hung
there for six hours in the terrible cold
until the Danish liner Pennsylvania
rescued them. The others, caught be-
low decks, died without knowing what
had happened.
The Indrakula, with a big hole in
her side, backed away from the sink
ing ship and headed for the beach.
She was grounded in time for all of
her crew to be saved.
The Luckenbach reached the capes
late Thursday. She ran into the gale
blowing but was able to make the
passage into the Chesapeake bay. She
was slowly working her way up the
bay when the Indrakula, driven at a
high rate of speed by the gale, bore
down on the Luckenbach and the col
lision occurred.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
MELISSA WOULD siDEsTEP THE
CAP AND BELLS.

Mrs. Merriwid, sitting before her
mirror, dipped her dainty finger into
n pot Of Creme Diane, and smearing
the thuriferous compound on the low
er part of her face, began to rub it in
with considerable vigor. Her ma
ternal maiden Aunt Jane, finding her
thus employed, expressed some sur
prise, the hour of the operation being
untimely.
''Too much Of it only makes 'em
deeper, Melissa. my dear" she OBJ
served kindly.
Makes what deeper?" demanded
her niece with some asperity.
Aunt Jane coughed a deprecating lit
tie cough. Excuse me-" she said.
"I'm doing this because my face
aches" explained Mrs. Merriwid. do
you understand, auntie? 1t isn't be-
cause of any waste of cellular tissue
attributable to senile decay and riot
Gus living, as you seem to sweetly in
sinuate; it's because I've overstrained
my cheek muscles smiling at Mr.. Mot
ley's merry jests. That's what a
pSTSOu SGlS iOT DSlIlS pOllIS. lcSl do
if I'd just emerged from protracted
gum chewing contes. and had lost out
on a technicality. Kindly hand me a
towel. That man is pest"
Il thought you liked him." said
Aunt Jane You said he was such
good company, If l remember rightly
mot stock company, however" said
Mrs. Merriwid. For one night
stand he's all right, but he's no attrac-
ton for long run. He pals, dearie,
and I'm no pallbearer If am still in
mourning. / can take joke as well
rs any woman, but l lack the capacity
of the comic section editors waste
basket"
You're the most changeable wcm-
an / ever saw" remarked Aunt Jane.
II like a little variety l admit, but
continuous vaudeville is something
else again" said Mrs. Merriwid. You
see how it's beginning to affect me,
don't you? After a session with that
Motley individual feel as if l wore
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
Had an AIIbi.

While the talesmen were being ex'
amined for a murder trial in the west
one was asked IL he knew what an
alibi was.
II think / do; yes, sir"
"What do you understand by it?"
The talesman reflected for a mo-
ment and then, with hesitancy in
dicative of graveness, replied: "An
alibi is when the fellow who did 1t
wasn't there"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
Distinction.

What have you ever done to claim
distinction? In other words, what
have you ever done that was original
or out OF the ordinary"
Il once had a part in the actuo,
transfer of several shares of sock
on the New York exchange"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
cauoht HimseIf In Time.

"Your husband has taken to wearing
glasses, hasn't he?"
Eyes, and Just since we are mar
led"
Locking the barn after the horse IL
-er-that Is to say-marvelous wealth
IT we're having, chr
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
In the Night Editors Room

Here's a long story about that
storm on the lake the other day. Want
it cut down."
Does it begin. The storm beggars
description?
Yes"
We'll. run that, and cut out the de
scription.''
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09

Liquid blue is weak solution. Avoid it
Buy Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that'i
all blue. Ask your grocer. Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09

The surest stepping stone to matri-
mony is a solitaire.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09

The State Association of Master
Plumbers will meet in Saginaw March
IS and 10.
Saginaw's fire loss during 1912 was
SCOTIA, or about 81 per capita, prac-
tically the same as last year. This is
the lowest fire loss of any city in
Michigan.
Lumber importations at Saginaw
and Bay City for the navigation sea
son of 1912 amounted to S6,737,741
feet, or approximately 100000 feet
less than in 1911.
Grief-stricken over his wifes death
four years ago, Richard Wybenga, 80
years old, hung himself In the barn
on his farm in Cannon township, near
irand Rapids.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
Jas. A. Patten Held to Trial.

BY upholding certain disputed
counts against James A. Patten and
others, charged with violation of
the Sherman antitrust law in running
a so-called cotton corner, the supreme
court of the United States sent the
case against the men to trial in the
lower courts.
The decision of the court is to the
effect that a corner" in any COM
modify is a violation of the Sherman
law.
Patten is the former wheat king.
He was broker In the Chicago mar
ket when he obtained a corner in
wheat
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09
Its Class.

THAT was a raw deal"
what was?"
THE plot they cooked up"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09

Il see you are paying the hospital
expenses of that painter who fell off
the roof"
Yes; he's too good a man to lose.
AS he went down he touched up two
or three places which would have been
very hard 70 reach"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-01-09

ichmond.--Mabel, the nine-months-
old infant of Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Hollis. is dead from eating poisonous
candy. The child's mother selected a
brilliant scarlet piece of candy for her
and shortly afterward the child was
seized with spasms. which ended in
death.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05

sistants. Here. too. is the large fire
proof vault. with steel filing cases,
and special safety deposit boxes for
the use OF private room patients. A
private sitting room. with library. is
near at hand. and all the rooms in
question are fitted In simple. yet com
Portable furniture. The Offices OF the
superintendent and the principal for
the school OF nurses are I'm connection,
of course. with the general Offices
Here. too. is the silent call system for
the use OF the officers and physicians.
No matter where the one may be at
any given time. the electric light sig
nal soon will locate him. The record
room is upon this floor. too In IL are
kept the histories OF the patients. The
records. OF course. never are divulged.
except in the interests OF science, and
then with permission OF the attending
physician or surgeon. In the princi-
pals office Is an annunciator board.
which insures promptness OF service
for all patients.
In short. the purpose of the admins
trative department Is no less than 20
control the entire institution with as
little friction as possible. and with no
red tape. The principal officers al.
ways will be accessible and will be
glad to be called upon for any serv-
ice. Promptness and courtesy are the
watchwords in the treatment OF the
public who find Il necessary or ad-
visable TO use the hospital in times OF
distress.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05
NEW HOSPITAL
AMONG FINEST
INSTITUTION TO BE DEDICATED
DEC. BOONE OF BEST
IN COUNTRY.
Today Marks Second Anniversary Of
beginning OF Campaign to Sc
cure Funds TO Build.

ArranSements are rapidly being
made for the opening OF the new Ohio
GENERAL hospital on Eorf street. south
OF twentieth. and when completed
best in the country. Many local per
sons have taken advantage OF the
time 10 visit and inspect the building
and all have pronounced IL ideal. The
formal opening Of the institution will
be observed December 20 and at that
lime everything will be in readiness
Nndone.
Today is the second anniversary OF
the opening of the campaign to Sc
cure funds for the building OF the hos
Iital. ana In honor of the occasion the
nag on the new building Is flying at
full mast The contest or campaign
continued until December Is. and In
that time the sum of $50 900 was sub
scribed TO the building fund. The in
stitution as II stands today cost $685.
600, exclusive OF the power house
which adjoins, this building and
equipment costing close TO 100000.
IL may be the machine" of a hos
Ihtal-the administration department
but II should be so well balanced
and finely adjusted that the general
public would not know OF its running
This Is the object aimed at and an OBJ
1ect which will be achieyer in con-
nection with the new Ohio Valley
General hospital now in course OF
com APPLETON.
The administrative heads list of
ten important departments in the
conduct OF any well regulated hos
pital.. list made up of administra-
tive. medical, school for nurses. sup
ply. housekeeping, engineering. phar-
maceutical. out-patient and social
service. II joins ALL heads all. d.
reefs all. co-ordinates all
The superintendent Is the executive
head. the representative of the board
OF directors in the management OF the
institution. and each department has
Its own head. or director.
Ground Floor.
On the ground floor is the informa-
ton office. in charge of n porter. n
courteous answerer OF all questions
n guide. Within easy reach OF this
Office are the broad central stairs and
the large electric elevator. which east
" will accomm odate a dozen persons.
On the first floor are the general Of
fees. arranged like a spacious hotel
lobby. with an inviting waiting room
in connection. Here are the telephone
central. with n full hundred stations,
cashier. stenographer and other as
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05

who IS representing tho United Engi.
nccrs a. Construction Company. OF
New York. As spending n few days In
the city. on business
VIII Booher. OF Cameron. was In the
city yesterday. trarFacting business.
J y Levy. a prominent attorney Of
Wc.rt0u. was a business visitor I'm the
city yesterday
Judge Howard " ogden Of Charles
ton arrived iu the city yesterday ana
presided az tho sessions 81 the public
service commission. despite orders
from his phy slCian that be should re-
main ar his home because ~ illness
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05
About People
Movements OF individuals 70 and
From the City.

MI and Mrs. George Bailey. nee
Anna Rose. are the proud parents OF
a baby boy
Mrs vs.. p Davis and daughter. Mrs
.. u. Atkinson. Of West Alexander. are
guests OF their cousin. Mrs NoIrhcn
~ South Jacob street
Mrs Harry Breidenstein. Of Bridge.
port leaves IN two weeks o. Join nor
husband az Fairpoint o.. where they
Nill make their future home
Mrs y vs. Modul. OF RavIard wal
The guest of local friends Thursday
Miss Jean Orenefeiu. who has been
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05
ugh! NOT CALOMEL, OIL OR SALTS,
TAKE CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS"

think OF California Syrup OF Figs"
as physic. Don't think you are
drugging yourself or your children,
because this delicious fruit laxative
can not cause injury. Even the most
delicate child can take It as safely as
robust man. II Is the most harm
less. effective stomach. liver and
bowel cleanser. regulator and tonic
ever devised.
Your only difficulty may be In get
ting the genuine, 30 ask your drug
gist for 5o-cent bottle OF California
Syrup OF Figs" then see that Il Is
made by the California Fig Syrup
company. This city has many coun-
terfeit fig syrups." so watch out
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05

lie has hardly been able 20 look after
eral days.
Secretary a. T. Arnold will leave
this morning for Limestone where no.
will deliver an address at the district
sunday school convention Of Washing.
ton district
Miss Alice plues. who had a very
successful operation performed ycstcr-
day AZ the North Wheeling hospital
was resting a. well as could be expect
Cd az a late hour last evening
Or. 7. G. White ~ Norcan'own.
state rooloeist. returned 20 his home
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05
Baby Bunting Corn

Solid pack. sweet and tender.
per can ...-.....-...-.- &C
BARTLETT PEARS-1913 Cali
fornia crop - cut in halves. rich.
thick syrup. per cau..........2 3c
BROOM-A 35c medium weight
broom. extra value. cach..... .29c
TOILET PAPER-Laree Sc roll
Waldorf ..................
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05

What was considered a fair vote
was polled yesterday at the primary
election OF the Citizens party in War
wood for candidates to 20 before the
people at the general town election to
be held the nrst OF the year. The
principal fight was waged around the
nomination for recorder for the town.
george Eoberts and Frank W. Klein
being the aspirants. The two re-
ceiyed the came number OF votes, each
polling lbs, and which will make II
necessary for the two men to toss
the coin or otherwise decide who Is
10 20 on the regular ticket.
Ihe present mayor, Harry G.. Fuhr,
who was candidate for councilman
from Glenova, received a handsome
majority over HIS opponents, showing
that the people We're not ready to
part company with his services
There was no fight prevalent for the
orice or mayor. W. +. Helfenbine
running far ahead OF the ticket Aur.
ust kindleberger, candidate from Love
land who is pressman at the Register.
ran a very good race, being nominated
over his opponents with a vote OF
1S2. Mr.. kindleberger said last nisht
that he believed II paid TO stay in bed
when you are running for Office.
The nominees OF yesterday will Cd
pose the Socialist ticket, which will
be put in the field Immediately, at the
general election in January. The cit.
liens AZ the town held a suggestion
meeting last NL<nday evening when
the ticket was made up for the prf-
mary election yesterday. There
promises 70 be a warm fight in the
general election between the citizens
ticket and the Socialists.
Citizens Primary rtcfet
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05

tho guest Of her sister. Mrs J. Front.
on Main street. has returned To- hor
homo ir Ncw York
Mr. and Mrs George Arbenz. who
war" recently married. are guests OF
relatives Boo the city Mrs Arbeuz
was formerly Miss Lois Harm and
"a law student 90 Nnrpa ufoUu Uuiyers.
ify
-. ID Wilbur. OF tho Oakland Motor
car Company branch OF Pittsburgh.
I1.. was Boo tho city yesterday. trans.
acting businea4
s. vs. Hrannard Of Cleveland. O.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05
Delicious fruit laxative" cleanses
stomach, liver and
bowels.

A harmless cure for sick headache.
biliousness. sour stomach. constipa-
ton. indigestion. coated tongue. sal
lowness-take California Syrup OF
Figs" For the cause OF all such mis-
cry comes from a torpid liver and
sluggish bowels.
a tablespoonful tonight means all
constipation poison. waste matter. fer
menting food and sour bile gently
moved out OF your system by morn
ing without gripping. Please don't
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05
CHANGE IN HEAD OF TIE
NORTH WHEELING HOSPITAL

An important change will take place
At the North Wheeling hospital about
tho first or the year when Rev. Father
IaurenZa. who has been in charge o. IN .
institution for some time. viii be sue
ceeded by Rev. Father George Toner. OF
Weston. Father I.aurenZa IS 20 be an
pointed 20 higher position IN tie
church. which position has not been
made public.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05
Excelsior Beets

4 good quality. cut in medium
pieces. can NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. &c
ROLLED OATS - Fresh and
clean, no siftings. pa pound pack
age ...--s.s- ...-...-- lOc
LUMP STARCH-Regular price
Sc per pound. Red Star. pounds
MACARONI-Extra good quail
ity. value per pound. ........ SC
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05
WARWOOD VOTERS
HAVE PRIMARY
CITIZENS TICKET NAMED FOR
FIGHT AGAINST SOCIALISTS
AZ General Election To Be Held Janu.
airy 1-candidates for Recorder
Are Tied.

The Nominees.
Mayor, w. e. Helfebine.
Recorder, Two Candidates Tied.
Council.
Gienova, Harry c. Fuhr and Paul A.
.Hllmes.
Center War~ood, }. W. Emsiey and
George n. Sutton.
South War~ood, Samuel L. SHARP.
loveland. August kIndIeberoer and
p. e. Rice.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05

last night. after attending the session
OF the public service commission.
Miss Nell Barnett Of the agricu,.
tural department Of Morgantown uni
Nersitf has gone TO Fairmont Miss
Barnctf STOPPED here 10 confer with
lhe Woman's club on the subject OF
a cooking school
did You say she was ono OF vour
prominest suffragists7"
That III aid. sir. Would you be-
Hove hif SIR. that woman as starved
'creolf h'out ~ lyle four timesf"-De.
troit Free Press.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-05
Luxury Peaches

Small can best quality - just
enough for one meal. per can. &c
CORN NEAL-Yellow and white.
fresh and clean, thrC~ lbs ....1oc
LIMA BEANS-H~d picked and
clean, quart ..................
BOURBON SANTOS COFFFE-
Most fragrant coffee sold. pound
package ................ 24c
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-27
CANADIAN director
AGRICULTURE COMING
OTHER PROMINENT CANADIANS
TO ATTEND THE TULSA
SHOW.

OTTAWA, Canada, Sept. 2G.-(Sge-
CialD-J. II. Grisdale, of Ottawa, ag.
ricultural director for the Domirign
Of Canada, N.ll personally attend the
Eighth international Dry Farming
congress and international SoIg
Products exposition, to be held at
Tulsa, Okla, October p ~ Noyem-
Der l.
Among other prominent Canadians
who viii attend the congress a"o =
II. Hutton, supcriutcuIel, Of the az
riculturll experimental farm nt La-
comhc. Alta, and Z. j. lld"i3Du, su-
perniicudent Of the agricultural cS-
detrimental farm al lrltl Head.
The Canadian goVcrlm, mt Is Nit,'\
interested In the dry Turning uo' e.
ment and efforts will he mJde by the
western provinces of tie dnwin!Da 90
uring the 1914 session uf The lnt"lHa-
tonal congress to this country.
The national govetnmcrt and four
western provinces are preparing com
prehcnsivc exhibits fOr the soils prod
ucts exposition and ~ the wol.on S
congress Fully 10000 square feet Of
. iloot space will Toe necessary to ac-
commodatc the exhibits from British
columbia. Manitoba, Alberta and Sas-
EgICh.Wgn.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-09-27

Happiness The art of forgetting
Whitewash for the
blues.
Luck-A toss-up with the dice OF
destiny.
Disappointment worlds great
est actor
Hope-The advance agent Of dis
appointment
Moth-A married man who meets
an old flame.
Glutton-A man who digs his erave
with his teeth.
Fame-An entree that comes with
the least Of fortune.
Chrstianity-A blind faith in the
power of the Man higher up.
An Authority-Any person who
upholds the theories we have already
expressed.
= Theorist-A man who thinks he is
learning to swim by sitting on the
bank and watching a frog.
The Ideal Man-An ignis fatus
that exists only in the mind Of a
woman before she marrics him.
Virtue-A condition of mind that
enables a woman to be miserable with
one man rather than to be happy
with another.-Judge.