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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08
Fascinating I.4
FOR WOMEN
Is Easy 10 Have, Natural
Colored and Beautiful

So many women have grey OF faded
hair. neglect II until So becomes thtn,
dry and hielesh. begin 90 Ddi out and
makes them appear much older thm
they really are. II your hair is iu
this condition get a bottle Of Hay 3
Hair Health today Don't vail until
some one says how much older You
look You'll be delighted al the
results from even one OF two appiica-
tons The grey hairs gradually dis
appear and your hair viii become fun
Of life and vitality No one can tell
that you are using it, It's not a dye
but nice, clean preparation that
quickly and effectively keeps your grey
hair dark glossy and natural colorcd
and that all druggists guarantee sat
isfactory or refund your money Al
ways ask for Hays Hair Health. II
never fails
Free: Sign this adv and take II 10 the
following druggists and get a soc bot
tie Of Hays Hair Health and 25c.
cake of Harflna Soap. for soc. or 81 90
bottle OF Ilay's Hair Health and two
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For sale and recommended by
vASTBINDER & READ.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08
JUST DOPE
"A Little Awful Stuff by the Staff

polntment or failure. 1t doesn't mean
a real lemon.
"hule ~, Any collection Of obiocta.
either animate an inanimate ts IL
| bunch
'l'ule Y Ia writing In American
on theology, philosophy. literature, his
tory, the inc arts. the technical terms
OF the game 81 poker should be used. 4"
Now Just how much Maurice knowa
about the great American sport Of
poker, We have no idea, OF course. bur
he talks rs II he had opened with n
pair OF treys, drew for a small stack,
iilled with three aces ANA had been
bumped by four Hush ana Il strong
biuir Now reversing Mauricc's nicr
little set Of rules To say by Gosh"
in English. one would get il 10
Gosh" oontchcrknow and instead al
calling il lin English" would put IL
over ION English" 1t certainly looks
as II someone had, too. Going further
down the column one would infer that
Maurice's little stunt" is going 10
prove rather a tough proposition
before he gets through with it, and
that dear Maurice has really handed
the Metropolitan n real lemon" when
Ne induced the management to set
tle-if they ever did-at space rates
Tor the above contribution We ratll-
er think that Maurice would be hand
ed a collection of trouble if he tried
to spring his bunch" of stale and
''inanmate" jokes on n real American,
in person instead of through the dear
old Met" Mduric" certainly must
nave stretched his imagnation--.for
he really seems To have one, although
IT. must he badly warpcd-whcn h"
"inanmatc" Jokes on II real American
writing on theological and philosophi.
cal or historical subjects in the terms
used in the game Of poker. Thcolog
ically speaking possibly Maurice
"blaWstcd is bloOmin hcyc" when II"
was four flushed ont of that pot In
which he held that lovely fun house.
Yes sir. We hav" a high regard for
Maurice and his ready wiL"-Hant,
The Demon
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

horse began 10 play It's eymnastic
stunts dpon IL. Al the first Kick the
bag would swing away. only 10 re
turn with great momentum giving ihr
horse as GOOD "a Il sent. or course
thi9 unexpected state 81 affairs result
ed ~ "a general miXup between the
horse and the bag Of sane Tor fc>r
minutes. but the bag held ils own, re.
turning all IL received with interest
till the horse. coming Ia the tull real
i2atlon that there was no use 10 com
bat, was perfectly c1wtd.
The bag was allowed Ia hang ior
about . week 10 insure an abs0lut-
cure, and up TO the present time there
has been No need of repeating the
process
Wonder If that would cure "a chroni,
kicker.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08
Inst a Feeler.

Il ,oa, gentle reader. find any
u-,no ainiss IN this colyum today,
g.,dI, inform our neighbor. hut don't
I'm p. We don't feel particularly
t.nl., fhia week. bat must hold down
or iob. 80 her" goes ON second
,,oupbt II win he truly wonderful
~ van really do find anything. amiss
NJ. otherwisc, in the junk heap this
mock We suggested To the boss that
Ire pat in a column of telegraph news
.oolu the militant suifragettes. but
ro 6rcd MS out. Guess maybe his
,,if. mad been raising hob with him
.,r he he'd been paying bills or
s,mcthing of that sort
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08
TICKETS FOR CANTATAS.

Tickets for the two cantatas, Into
the World" by the departmental
school students under the direction al
Miss Huldah Henley on May - and
tho Building Of the Ship by the
nigh school chorus under the dircc-
ton of Miss Mildred Romsdahl MAY
lG. both a. tho Light Guard armory,
are now on sale AZ Forster's news
stand in Red Jacket and the Vivian
drug store in Laurium. The dcman
for the tickets is said 10 he excellent.
rho cantata will he among the
browning musical events of the sea
son.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08
Garden Hints,

Sprinkle a little wheat and corn
over tnr beds so that the chickens viii
lave less trouble.
II You strike n few rocks "a few
inches below the surface. use dyna-
mite
Ec sure to have n receptacle for an
gle worms nearby when spading. Fish
'lE season You know
II III, seeds don't sprout the day af
Ter Vou plant them. dig them up and
ma ont what he trouble is.
y mixture of carbolc acid and seed.
N equal proportions will prevent the
worms from getting into the radish.
install an electric bell signal at the
Ea'' u viii notify YOU of the APP
T"deh OF boVines i'm the night.
rev gardens need moisture. Beware
'i Naiered stock.
Lime is excellent as n preventative
VI cut worms. Two or three barrels
wiz be sufficient for the ordinary bed.
'''h ont the biggest and ripest
strawberries and bring them To the
~ W III WI Nbi NHtltili Noh
oucd
VA "h'r", oh where is that last win
'i enthusiasm for garden?
'""llSh question No .999--"How
wa The Detroit team come out today
"'nrire Earring -an Englishman--
'"'llfs across with the following at
cent per word. we presume. in the
metropolitan magazine:
''lhe day. when | have learned tho
.'H''''Hh language properly, { mean
" "rl'e large book abou; IT, In
Wv meantime the following condensed
''i'iiar Tor foreigners may prove
ul Tor Americans going to Eng
ut as well as for Englishmcn COM
"'E To America:
"ule !. Very importantly When
VT YOU say in or ny i'm English
e''her ON or to- In American.
"ule VI The two most important
""us IN American are proposition
ana stunt.
everything is either proposition
or stunt.
'N'le III The phrase To hand some
O"e lemon is symbolic of disap-
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08
ELks' CONTEST STANDINGS.
Miss Gdley Leads With 1000 Margin
in Diamond Rinu Race.

The diamond ring contest, one Of
the features of the May carnival Ia be-
conducted in the Armory May u by
the Calumet lodge of Elks, is assum-
ing greater proportions and an In
teresting race between the contestants
has developed. Beginning today TN"
count will he made every three days
TodaY's standings are as follows
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

, cure for the COW cNil-Pick out n
GOOD looking bovine of domestic ten
denotes and show her a pail Of mush
or Green peas or whatever il is tn"
farmer feeds his animule each Il. IN.
Ate. becoming close friends with said
cow such as chewing her cud for hc,'
or wing ribbons on her iail-and
,,on't FORGET the mush--take a squat,
tiug position on the port side, well
toward he rear, and gently squeeze
the projecting fandanglos above an
empty pail. This performance re
l.atcd several mornings each week
viii mally convince the owner of said
COW tina he should change her pas
mage from your front lawn Ia some q.
ones cls,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

from Detroit eve mean that he is
visiting in Calumet and Laurmm Tor
"a few dayD says there is corner
~ Detroit known as Calumet corner
and il is right across Woodward from,
the Ma icstic binding Here all the
home sick Calumet people congregato
Of an evening and talk over old times
and prospects for getting back
nome" The Detroit cops, tpavclins
this beat. have "A new password,
Move along. Calumet" eve thini,
that our use of pass" word here Is
quite clever. Pass along Get it?)
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

We have rubbed some grease on tn
windows of Tho News building So that
postoticc bowling crew will have lots
Of fun washing said windows. as per
agreement.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08
MurtiiaTy.

The ambitions OF the postotiice
bowling team met with sudden death
at the Cubs alleys Wednesday nighi
when they ran hoadlirSt into Il stone
wall of newspaper hOwlcrs. lniermen'
Viii be- in Lake View cemetery this
afternoon
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

\ contributor To Il farm journal Of
fars the following treatment To cure
a kicking horse.
we ullcd stout gunny sack with
sand and suspended ii from the ceiling
with a rope directly in the rear Of tn"
kicking horse in such a position that
it's heels could have a good play upon
it. This mammoth pendulum. needing
but a fcrcsfu touch, would swing with
clockworll precision as soon as the
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

MS easy enough 10 be pleasant,
When YOU make six strikes in row
put the bowler worth while
Is The one who can smile
When his score refuses Ia grow.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Half q league. half a league.
Half "a league onward!
Quick to the bargain sales
Rushed the six hundred.
Forward, female brigade.
Charge the dress goods. she said
10 the department store,
Surgr3 the six hundred.
Forward, Female Brigade!
Was there a soul dismayedP
Hopeful. but yet afraid
Counters they plundered
1nrifs but Ia make reply,
Theirs but L. dress and ny
lbelrs only but Ia try
10 srt there irst or die
QHiak to that bargain sale
Iurc the six hundred
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Salem. Mass. will give a pageant
this summer in celebration of the his
tory of the town since 1920
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

How much Of your new lawn have
tou moved. or do YOU leave that
work 10 the Laurium COWS?
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08
The Drill Sergeant.

Ah-f-r-r-r-r-r,
At-ten-SIlCN,
ForWard-M A r. R-R- II Cil!
R--r~r-ight FACE!
HALTi.,
Now. min. when yo gil the COM
mand Forward --MAR-R RICH lit
mp the left foot and b-r-rine the
r-r. right up 10 it, Silence in the
r.r-ranks. there
At-ten- Stun
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

The l.. .. bowlers don't want any
Moore not Chet anyway. They hit OF
an awffl Hunk last night by George
and il raised Huh with em.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

A rolling stone gathers no moss; but
who wants lot of moss?
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Johnson tombstone OF the Y. NJ. g.
H. has discovered a necessary addi-
lion 10 gymnasium equipment for high
school llack stars in training lea
ther covered couch.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

asked her To call neighbor. Hold
the phone. please she responded. The
reporter held the phone" according
Ia directions ana just as lie was about
L. give M la disgust. a timid voice
said "ntllo, are YOU sim oh the wire
went ZAP 10 change. now III call her.
Newer Mind, please" was the
reply.
JOS voitte lukea taman olette vallan
Viisas.
Get ~
It's true, time doth quickly fly away,
In sorrow deep We say II
Got "A three months note but yesterday
Tomorrow, must We pay il.
To many former calumctitcs. the
City of the straits Is becoming one at
hard straits"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08
Maod Muller on the STAGE.

Maud Muller. on = summers day,
Raked the meadow. sweet with hay
\ man came saddling DER the hill,
a manager or vaudeville
The finest rakcr--sh" wren,
The manager had ever seen.
He watched her rakmg for while
And openly admired, her style;
lie said. ~ fortune you would MAKE
In vaudcvil, with that old rake
Unto this maiden passing fair.
She packed her suitcase, said goodbye
And Ia the city, she did HE.
Her raking stunt upon the stage
Quite soon became a bowling race.
OF course, il was a patent fact
That there was nothing in her act
But still they paid, strange I" say.
ro So, this maiden rakins hay.
Sh, made thousands stare and earr,
she simply cot 10y on her shape.
Due credit must he given the y.
VI. q. \. workers who have devised
Il new scheme for disposinS of ashes.
The clinkers shaken from the asso
citation furnace last winter will h'
utilized To make "A pew cinder tennIT
court just south of the Elks temple.
We would do the same with the pile
that haas accumulated in our back e
yard if the landlady would provide
The site for the tennis court .,...
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

WANTED Someone To gather
nous edit copy read proof and
hear complaints for few days while
,bo contributors of this dope go fish
Ing
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Austria finally succeeded in raising
the old Nick and Nick scooted from
ScutaTl
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Have The chickens skated over yon'
garden YET
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

The postoGlcc windows will remain
unwashcd.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

There was "A Texas Tommy
Who tried the Tango dance.
He tried the step so often
That ne fell into n trance.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Those new automobile license TAGS
took just like the little green tradin4
stamp signs don't they.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Mother, what ia a d-o-c-t-o-r'"
"'l, my son. is the fellow that PAT
Ease ia disease."
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Estimated population Of Englan'
md Wales is now 3G.j29.G3S
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Slogan for copper country folks III
Dotroit-"l 10 the mines.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

We know of Il girl who talked Tor
two hours over the telephone to her
n"lu the other evening. The next
day the line was ont of order and the
Young man was i'll. The wire had
m"llcd-nnd the Young fellow had
Wiltcd.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

\ reporter used the telephone yes
tarday and, after expressing ms
apoIoeics To the lady who answered
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

Lest we foreet-SWAT!
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

LUBIN ? REEL SPECIAL.
An unusual story Of three ehums.
who separate to meet in ten years,
showing the change which occur in
the lspse of time.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

'h whore. oh where is that last win
enthusiasm for garden?
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-08

''"llSh question No. 9.999--"iiow
wa lhe Detroit team come out today
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-30
Wilson to Demand
Huerta'S RESIGNATION.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 30.-That
President Wilson 10 preparing a de-
mand upon General Huerta calling
upon the Provisional President of
Mexico to resign his office imme-
diately is a report that is current in
official circles to-day. 1t is circu-
lated even at the White House with
out denial.
President Wilson is expected to
place before Huerta the alternative
of putting the interests of Mexico be-
fore his organization, or OF willfully
continuing himself in power notwith-
standing that he is now considered d
detriment to Mexico's interest
President Wilson now Is believed
to be withholding the issuance of his
note until he is certain of the support
Of the chief European powers in the
stand he has taken. Even If this sup
port can not be obtained, however, it
is expected that he will Issue his
statement, and trust to the moral in
fiuence Of the United States to effect
the elimination Of Huerta.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-30
HUERTA FILLING
PRISONS WITH
PL0TTERS


Texas, and Fort Huachuca, Arizona,
and their replacement by the Tenth
and Fifteenth Cavalry. The Tenth
Cavalry now Is at Fort Ethan Allen,
VT 1t will be moved by rail to New
York, and there will embark on an
army transport for Galveston, Texas,
whence IL will proceed overland to
Arizona.
'In the meantime the three squad
rons of the Fifteenth Cavalry which
now are located at Fort Myer, Va. /;
Chicago and Fort Leavenworth,
Kans.. VIII assemble at Fort Leaven-
worth and proceed southwark to Fort
Bliss, relieving the Second Regiment
Both the Second and Fifth Regiments
will be relieved of border duty and
moved to posts in the North, the Fifth
going to Fort Ethan Allen and the
Second being divided between Forts
Myers and Leavenworth."
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-30
Prisons Filled With
PlOtterS for Diaz.
Special Gable to The

Special Gable to The Atlanta Georgian.
MEXICO CITY, Oct. 30.-Every
prominent supporter Of Felix Diaz Ia
being secretly arrested on orders is
sued by General Huerta. Many have
been seized in the federal district and
at Vera Cruz. Among the prisoners
are wealthy men who furnished the
funds for the Diaz presidential cam
paigL.
1t became known to-day for the first
time that the conspiracy aimed to put
Diaz In power in Huerta's stead was
widespread. The plot was so care
fully worked out that it was neces-
sary only to get Diaz's consent to lead
his supporters to make formidable
revolt. Diaz weakened, however.
Some of his supporters rashly criti-
cised him in public and this gave
the clew that resulted in the COM
plete exposure of the plot.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-30
C[ UBWOMEN PROPOSE
CURFEW ON TELEPHONES
TO PROMOTE HOME LIFE

Atlanta's long neglected husbands
nave become the subject of much ami
mated tea table talk i'm society and
w3man's club circles, lit became
snowu Thursday, as the result of d
notion put before a gathering of
urominent women by Mrs w. B.
Price- Smith, which provides for a
yrusade against the use of the tele-
paone by women after p. N.
Atlanta women, it was asserted in
he motion, spend so much time talk
ing over the telephone at night that
they are forced to neglect their hus-
bands. Necessarily, therefore, the mo-
ion is aimed at unmarried as we'll as
married women, because the former,
it was claimed, while they have no
husbands to neglect can keep the
wives on the telephone while their
disconsolate spouses sits twisting
their thumbs and waiting for the Oft
times protracted conversations to
end.
The motion of Mrs. Price Smith
provides that all women shall do their
telephoning during the daytime while
the men are downtown making the
wherewithal with which to meet the
telephone bills, etc. While no other
action has as yet been taken on the
motion, it has aroused a tumult of dis
cussion among Atlanta women and
threatens to precipitate a breach in
several organizations which in itself
will eliminate some part of the avow-
ed evil
Relief to Operators.
4. y rl..,4 h
debated husbands have to say about
the motion was learned Thursday. Of
ficials of the telephone company de-
clared, however, that they thought
such action would be a great relief
10 its switchboard operators. Women
Interviewed declared that they
thought the move a good one, except
for its impracticability.
ut seems to me-" said Brs. Price
smith. that all necessary calling over
he phone could be done by 6 O'clock
in the evenings, in that way leaving
ne women a chance to have a quiet
,tudy hour, and then an evening off
With her husband or family. With
Vulnerable calls to the phone there
is but little hope for opportunities Of
nat sort
Mrs. Price Smith believes that Il
every clubwoman would agree to do
her calling. unless, of course, it be for
,omething of vital Importance, during
he day and up to 6 o'clock, it would
result in gereat benefit to all con-
cerr&d.-e
WIS Price Smith is one of the most
influential and progressive clubwom-
en- in the State, and holds offices in
nearly every club of Importance in
ice city. besides being on several
State boards supported by number
of well known clubwomen.
Mrs. Wilson Agrees.
Mrs. A. Med. Wilson, president of
line Uncle Remus Memorial Associa
tion director GO the national board
II the Young Women's Christian AS
ISOLATION for several years, said, in
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-30

support of the idea projected by Mrs
Price Smith:
Il heartily concur with the plan
and believe it could be made practical
and beneficial if every woman in the
federation would agree to accept it. 1t
is not that we clubwomen DO NOT
desire to talk with our friends on any
subject but it would give us more
time with our families and more quiet
and serenity of thought"
Many women complain that just as
they are about to seat themselves al
dinner, or have just opened book, OF
begun a serious conversation, the bell
rings and half hour is often lost by
a conversation that could have waited
until morning.
Why" said one clubwoman, 81 oft.
en- return from the phone to find my
husband in a rage because his train
of thought has been interrupted when
he was telling me something of i'm
portance about his business or the
children or the home life. And I
well, my mind is all in a whirl over
something agitating, and not only my
evening is spoiled, but my rest for the
night. ! hope the clubwomen VIII
agree to practice mo after 6 o'clocb
telephone calls"
Another clubwoman complains that
women as a rule have not learned the
art of condensation, and that they
lose many precious minutes by pro-
longed conversation, when they could
tell in five minutes what it takes them
to tell in thirty.
There seems to be general intere at
in the proposition of Mrs. Price
Smith, and the clubwomen almost u
unit agree that it can and should
De carried out.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-30
New Atlanta Bank
Applies for Charter

Application was made to the Sec
rotary of State to-day for a charter
for the Empire State Bank of At
lanta, to begin business with a capital
stock of 100000
The following Atlantnns appear as
incorporators: j. +. Rhodes, L. NJ
Johnson, j, M. Hunt and r. r. Bryan