Putnam patriot., 1913-08-08
ONE WITH FUZZY HAT
By GEORGIA HORN.


 one with the fuzzy hat an the plait in his ogercoat. He sure has got his eye on you. Yestid'y when 1 come up to the table to take his order instead Of you he was so upset he ordered rasp- berry sundae instead of his usual chocolate soda. An raspberfies out for months, Go on none of us Will interfere-you wait on him.
 "Mebbe he's millionaire. That would be fine for Susie. Nobody can act more like a lady than she can, only she's got her hair too light. I'm so glad mipo is nachurl blond. Lilly, see that old lady just coming in? The one who looks as though she was go- ing to die in a minute or two. ano bought her clothes in the remnant basement? Well, you listen to me that's old Mrs. White-Jones, and she has a million relatives waiting to get their hands on her bank account, and she's tough as a nut Travels all over the world alone at her age and never loosens up a penny
 "Y'ought-a seen her nephew in here with her the other day. He helped her out Of the electric just as careful as though he was afraid she might accidently sink through the pavement 'Auntie, dear says he, try a rifle parfait with nuts-youIl like it! Young man. says she. 'piffe parfaits are g cents a piece. and as long as I'm paying the bill l guess you'll get along on a ten cent drink Extraya- gance is the curse of the ageH And then I'll bet she drove downtown and bought bushel of diamonds. Two vnilla sodas and one mint lemonade? Yesm. Nom, there aint no strawberries now. Why, l don't know-I expect they get tired growing this time of year.
 See that party in the blue suit and feathers? Shes mad because l can't pick strawberries off'n the chandelier for her. Tbet 1t hasn't been very long that she had enough money to come into a swell shop like this here one Is.
 Yes m, you ordered chocolate. Beg pardon you said so distinctly. ! didn't hear you mention mint lemonade at all Well, of course I can change it if you say so.
 No use trying to please that bunch, l ordering chocolate and then claiming it was mint lemonadei Gee, this sort | of a job is fierce and wearin' on a l grill
 Look there, quick Just coming 1 in That's Daisy Duberry, and she draws $500 week for doing A Lalf | hour stunt on the stagei Think of l itl She doesn't look so much, but 1 wish to goodness 1 knew where she buys her complexion. Isn't it a 1 peach? I'm crazy about that hat she's 1 got on, and I'm going to fix my hair l like hers before I'm day older.
 "Oh, look at that! Kitty nabbed l herl 'Spose she thinks she'll get tickets or something, an I've always waited on Miss Duberry whenever l she's been inl Pm going to tell Kitty l what 1 think of her! Jealous thing! 1 Not that I care for the tip she al- ways gives-it's just the principle of | the thing
 1 Think you're smart don't you, Kit? | I'll pay you back for jumping my GUS | tomers-she is, tool Miss Duberry is p'rticular friend of mine, I'd have ] you know.
 Yes, sir; I was just on my way to 1 wait on that farthest table. Nobody sems to pay attention to the new GUS toners unless it's me. Not that l want to name any names, but there 8 no use expecting Kitty to wait on any one else, as long as Miss Duberry is in here
 Guess thatll hold Kit for awhile. The old mans cross, and he won't do thing to her
 Two maple sundaes and two hot ehocolates2 Yes'm
 Get next to my parties in the cor ner. girls. They made their hats at home and they've got on rings enough to light the shop if they were hung up high What do you make of that They must be somebody. Nobody but big guns can be so contrarylike. The others don't dare.
 What? Hot chocolate? Beg par don. ma'am. I'm vur-ry careful to get my orders correctly. and what you said was two maple sundaes and two chocolate ice cream sodas. Nothing was said about hot chocolate at all. But, of course, we aim to please, and III change it for you if you insist!
 Gee! wish women wouldn't change their minds so, They never know what they order, Here, Josie. you take these hot chocolates to those two vinegar cruets with the awful hats and the rings over there-Ive got to fix my hair.
 Its about time for that young man with the lovely eyes to drop in for his tea. l think he must be English, and sometimes younger sons get to be dukes and things, you knowi Where's my vanity case? We'll. like l your nerve. Susiei F.
 1 Yes. sir, I'm attending to business. didn't know you objected to girls sitting down just a minute when she's worked till she's ready to drop. I'd like to hit him. l would! AL ways snooping around for fear we're not earning our payl Geel The life we are leadin' is & hard one for 8 girl Daily News. Real heeoIsrs.