Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-15

'heiitf shave. old MIN.
"Whf &"
~ expeet ihey wish play kissing
aames. and. lf so. you may find YOUR
sosf disqualified for roushnoss "--
kansas cry Journal
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Cutrcnt Literature.
The lobbyist augnents his means
Ana earns living fine.
Confessins for the magazlnes
Al forty cents line.
--Kaasas city Journal
o.
EVIDENTLY Foxy Grandpa has
nos been settisF enough sleep.
o.
To REFER 20 that good old say-
ine. there are times when every knock
o. the best kind Of boost.
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a WOMAN Is having a moving Pfc
ture made ~ her domestic infelicities
which she doubtless hopes VIII move
the court to grant nlimony. We find
new uscs daily Tor the movies
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The Blg Confidence Game.
IN lie things are not what they seem
There's many a crooked deal,
And many "a man has an auto cap
who hasn't an automooiie.
Florida Times Union.
Lies just a. constant false prctcnsci
We got a. with % whoop.
But when "a home 60 save expense,
We 1.-Two on scraps and SOUP.
Chicago Record Herald.
The Soy riding kid aon't have
To live on scraps. nor bother:
while he goes hiking 90 his doom
He lives az home. on father
Houston Post
Yes iifc " largely just bluff;
We confident assert;
the man who shows q gold-llnked
cuff
May sometimes have no shirt
o.
OUR IpEA 81 tho confirmed possl-
mist Is tho bald-headed man who still
mourns over the crop of hair he lost
twenty years ago,
o.
SOME MARRY and scttle Gown ana
aomeumes "a man marries "a wealthy
widow 30 he can settle up
D
WE KNOW a man who boasts That
hc always Says what he thinks. The
fact is he says a lot more than he
thinks
IT HAS BEEN definitely detcrmin-
ad that the Bun Moose lost out Jos the
Maine election for the curious reason
that he didn't poll votes enough.
o.
GREAT election. that one in Maine
1.-The Democrats feel indicated, the
Republicans are aelshted ana the
Progressives are comfouod Vet there
are people who declare you can't
please everybody
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WE TRUST that Mr. damboa. IN
undressing MIR Lind as MI Conn.,
DENTAL Agent didn't mean 20 imply
that bee was "a confidence man.
o.
THE FACT Goat King George has
revived tho order OF the Bath leads
tho 81. Louis Republic Co suspect ihnt
the inridious lobby ai he court oi 80
James b maintained by che plumbers
trust
o.
THEN THERE is of course the orr
der OF the Gartor-and all these thinss
Indicate to us that the British maNe
much of thlnes over there which in
this country urc supposed GO boz noe
hodgs business but our own
o.
IN THAT connection 1ceeni ON inc
connection probably thc, VIII De
having Knishts of tho Gallus Guild
o.
WE DDNT see why the state ihir
couldn't gee that Pesoud aviator MAJ"
Who mcs upside down.
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PROBABLY that Kind of aviation
a really afcrii sou drop you are
more likely tu Iand on your back thus
rouseryiue the features When YOU
au out of an acroWane 90 Dos distinct
iy annoying NOT to pe able to he iaon-
tined.
WE SUPPOSE that tho Mr.. Gar
rott of Pennsylvania who made for
tunc of twelve millions out oi it
was. strictly speaking, up 90 aniii
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THE BARBAiiY Coast In san
I Francisco is Co Dee abolished NcNt
thing they win hc doing away with
the Ferry building.
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MANY A SMALL boy who has
soethed with suppressed fires because
he wasn't allowed 90 go fshins, oi
who has fclt tho .mpaCt of the apple
tree switch upon bis fcnrward por-
ton. will read with relish aud nVidiiy
! the newspaper accounts 0t President
Hanlev of Franklin college, who
spanked his father
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| HANLEY says the ola man needed
lt Wen even n hc did. Hanies
/ hadn't oueht to done d. X doesn
look woll m Father absolutely must
ho spanked. ono ought at least io lel
Wmndlaihcr un b.
THE THIRD WIFE 0f "a shocmak'