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The Cairo bulletin., 1913-09-11
CANADIAN STATESMAN'S
. GOLDEN WEDDING

ottawa, Ont, Sept. To- Senator
George Taylor, former chief Con-
servatiye whip, and Mrs. Taylor
are celebrating their golden wedding
atGananoque today.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-09-11
MISS CLARK RETURNS.

New York, Sept. 10.-Miss Gene
We've, daughter of Speaker and Mrs.
Clark, returned on the Imperator
from Germany today.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-09-11
In Real Life.

In real life the fireman who rescues
the fair maiden is married and eats
onions.-Atchison Globe.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-09-11

An advertisement In The Bulletin
brings results
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-04

Utica, q. o., 8 9po. - 5rau
anionis Ssiib idiittets am Wontag
Qstrolsum in bas aiihenfeuer, I'm es
itsnsQsr BREMEN az MAIDEN. Gtne
GrploIion mar bic 5oIss uno bic 6rau
uno ibrs pisr SABRE alien 3piainsss
timber psrbrannten su loes.
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Der ctr Benb bn itrett in

Ser = T 3 { II q 2 II u / IL / II
SHoidnapplis.
Snbiuuapolis, SnD,, 3. Rop.
2lu6 am Ulontag, oem oritten Gage
oes Streits Der Strabenba9narbetter,
tpurbe bon Der aompagnis fetn gers
iuh eemaht, ben g..rieb pieoer uuTs
8unebmeu uno bic WagepHs, bic ieit
5rsttag abeno auf ben StraBen lte=
ben, purpsn BON Strettern ODER iolz
den, bic nit ibnen ipmpothiiiren, ttH>
mer pieber nit Steinen bpmbaroirt.
Ipoab teine 9lasiheibe an Den Bas-
gons mebr gang 1T.
! Die aanoibuten fir Gountps uno
! itdptii6eu 2emter Der am Sienitag
itattfinosnoen WabIen, bebaupten,
oab bic Yolittt ouran I6uIo lei, oaB
Die pplisei Der Traction gompanp
nid1t oenua ShuB aeipdhrt. I'm ben
getrieb pisoer auFusbnen 81 tonusn.
llno Elm 8eriuh oes Sberiffs gorts
teus, 200 9urger uIs 6uIfsibertffs gu
pereioigen, bate sbenfolIs Die geIAuIs
oigung our 5oIge, oaB sr bic Wldnner
fat ausfdIteBlih aus Der politilhen
Gegenportei ausgsrpdblt babe, I'm ibs
re 2tttipitdt an ben Da6lpldBen 81
oerhinoerR.
Die Streit Sttuatipn purbe an
Rahmittag nod perpitelter gema9t
inoem cine Slage eiHgerei4t puroe
oer3uToIge Der 5reibrief Der StroBens
buhngeieIIi6aft fir Derpirtt ertIGrt
uno Fir bic Sompugnte Elm Muheper'
palter srnannt peroen ioll. Die alag'
puroe BON benz Qopotatsn gilbert 6.
9earIon in ieinsr GisenI9uft als
| Steuer3abIer s,ngersiht. Gr md6t'
oeItenp, bab bic Sompagnie ibrer
TrsibrRf perni-tt babe, neil Tie untel
8erleBuno ibres Spntrdttes nit Del
! Staot bret Gage lang teine Cars II
Igetrie5 er6alten babe. Die 8erhans
lung oes 5aIIss tpuroe auf ben 13
| Ropember angeiegt.
Ra6 einem 5aq poller unruben -
IS fanosn an pisIen pldben tleiue 9ro
pulle itatt rpuroe 5homas Carl
ton, Elm Gbal ffsur, geIdpien I'm
tootlih psrpuEoet, als or 3uiah, tpi
eth 0aufen BON Streitern uno i9rel
2tnbGngern etnen 2lnsrifi uuf oi
Waeenrsmiien mahten, in oenen ot
Strettbrsher unteraebradt fino. Ro
bert :. Spbo, BrGIioent Der 5ractiol
Gompanp; S"bn ). Mu6onen, Super
in tensent unb Martin 5pluro fpuroel
perlebt uno aeSnunesn, Il5 in oi
Gnbpuntts Citation su fliihtsn, nab
reno terittsne YoliSet Die Grupdlltitel
3uriitordngte. Sooo uno W2abone
ttpurnen Ipater nod einmal angsgrtffer
!, ais fie am SapitoI bprbeiein9en. un
lie tpnreu oissmai se3purgen. lid i
einen Stratenbahutpaoen All flii6ter
um sinsm Rsssn bon gaditetnen 8
entaehen, Die BON benz Raien Dor Der
aapitolsebduoe uno ben gulfonen Be
: nodbarter @es Guoe nah ibueu q
ihleuoert puroen. Die berittene Qr
J li3ei trieb aud bier Die 2eute auseiu
amber uno mahte es fir Cobb In
Rahone1 m5slit lire Bureaus 3
erreidsn.
i Bier BON ben ppli3iiten, bic bum
4 beauftraat iporoen paren. Die Strsi'
3 BREEDER 5u beihugen, ndhreuo Tie b
{ auf ben Strcben>Jtehenbeu Waggpr
u fprtbruhten, peieerten iiG. oiefe
: Dienit - bic Bsihisuns DON Rid
lunirniiten - su Derisbsn. 6sI
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-04
0etterbeyiAt.

SIR Sbio: 3beiitpsiie tribes
Msiter i'm iiiblihen. TRIBES Wsttsr i'm
nDrbIihsn 9beil am Dlenftas; idlter;
am WiiitpOh ih0nss Wetier. Norbs
fpeIiiiht Wsnoe.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-04
ssurSc am Wontag gsorgen in Vsa.
orio erihoiien.
6ueria erhGlt elm uitim q
tum bon Waf fhinston
audeitelit.

Sf1et Wertfo, s. Hop.
grdiioent 6usrta iii bena1rihitet
irorosn, oab sr obne gBeitsrss oas glHli
Sss grd5inentsn pon Wseriso nisoerle
gen miiFe unS bob meoer Der 0ensral
aureliono glanqusi. Der lssiss arlsss>
minifter, notl ireeno Elm rnserts Ussfs
ali.b ieiner pFfi,iellsn 1amilie ooer Der
uncffisi.lIsn aotsris. bic CT pordusilhts
'-tith al tpntroairsn i'm StinN letn
.piiroe, Iein RahfoIssr tperoen oiirTs.
DisIes lIltimatiim pon Waibin9ton
tpuroe benz prdiiosnten Sueria BON
bsm ameri.aniIhen 0sfhdTtstrnser
gslIon S'SbausbnsTp, oiirh ben pr's
pa.feiretGr butrtds, Senor Habago,
suaeIielIi. Der Geihditstrdssr mar
pom Staa.soepar,ement in Wa'hinss
ton bi.Iem Sinne iniiruirt pornsn.
Ssuor Rabago itslts am Sonntas
abeno o.m gr6iiosnt.n eos Wsmos
ranomm su, fis gum Wlontas abeno
abeno bate aber 5usrta Roh nitt
barauf ss1ntportst uuo iotpeit biss
bstcnnt If. bate sr ben Jnbast auf
ben msiit.n I.iner Miniiter nnb pers
irauten Ratb9ebsrn se-snlbsr ssk'n'
eshaltsn.
Disisnioen, bic bon benz Waihinss
toner rliimatum s.hort hotten. iino
Der aniiti. nab 5ueria isBi assipuHs
osn lsin piro, eine non sfrsi 4ntfpor'
len IA asbea onb er iih eH.ipeotr
hf.immi ipsissrn mub. in usberstEs
I!immuns NIT Der JcrHruns gu han'
b,!n nno pisll.itt 10 nett sshsn plro.
BEN ameris1niihsn Oeihaftsirngsr
fsin. gdiIs susui.sl.n. opsr oab q
aans BON Der poli,Ii6sn 4rena surud'
iriit.
Ci.i.nis.n. bic ben prdHb.nisr
Sutrsa osrau .enns... ersldren, ooB q
ben Isstersu 1beil aus p:rihitNner
e,riinben nift tbun tDIro. Der ipih'
sialte lit Der. bob isin Ridtrltt sins'
lIntsrDtrfuns ben Rt6e!lsn sssenlis,
oleid,lrmmsn miirb,. Man sisbt I'D
Iss! i'm offisielltn W.riso tsinsm 3fpsI'
s,l m.tr Darub,r bin. bah pie Rssie'
runo in WaTbinsion bic !. .bsIisn BE-
aiirf.iot nno bab prdil mt WtlIof
uno G<sreidr grDan baD, d ben Ron
i.ih.tiOnalilim gum Sisse Osras'fsI
irolleH.
Gsntral 5usrta bsffi.o am abtHl
bns biplrmdtiits. aorps nah BEN Wa
tionalp0laii. fir tueI6tn 3ip.d III abe
nid,t bssanni. Trsi esr Gtionoisn
bisien;atn 4oa Tsuift.ann Rublanl
mnS Hurlpesen, fparen abiDsisno. q
txfinben iicb nod IN Bsri eru3. mo- u
ssonftrsn3sn mi. grsgcEDerniur sJohl
Climb 6citsn, bsr pon ben pidnsn nm
sibIiften btr Rtgisrun9 IN Ma'hiHs
tr aenau antfrrihtsi isin lou.
Dis milit1riids Gltaaticn I'm Gan
ts bat ipdhrenD Rs 9asss seine roe
i.ntlihs Atnberana srfaartn. Die Vie
tslIen iolien i'm gssriffe isin. SAGA
iteas ansnareiien. bic Rsaisrung8lant
absr, nnb bic nortia. DurHiiou itar
asaug lit. Inn eiHem Ansrllf srtola
rid nibsriiebtn 81 i5nusn.
Dntretaro. 6cuptisnbt oes Stadts
aIsitxn Hnmens. an ber 4dnptllnis D:
Rational, Gilenabn, fubli6 BON ga
Cuis DssoH sslsSeH IA psa ssn Rsbs
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NuslanD.
Gin Nftiulatum
Sat Eraiioent Wiiion an ben
General 6nerta seihift.
Gnerta ipmrbe asn Sonntas Mbenb
anf8efprSert 80 reit8uiren.

llno nit al ieineu WiniIiern inio
ionliieen anbangern gan5 Don
Der giloigdhe sli neribDinoen.
Satte aber Bis Montag slbetiO nod,
nif)i seantluortet.
--~..~-
Sersog Grnit anauit BON graltil'
iGpeig ieierIid in feline Saupt.
Itaot ciuge5ogen.
10 er nit arobem Gnthuiiasnlus eaI'
piangen puroc.
Bonn acknowledgements IN aieip
Gem gotifaiter geniielo miro II
gsien elm boier Streif geipielt.
Ser Sauptmam Sand,e5 BON oel
Ipaniiden arniee. oes 8altbuloroes
iiberiiibrt,
-
sSuroc am Montag NorgeH IN Vsa
orio erihoiien.
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Jn(an0 Ie(egrap6
9er strabenbabnfreif
tn sSSnoianapolis.
Die &umpasnie maht nod fei'
aen 8erind S.n 8etrieb
mieoer auisnnebmen.
Sie NoliSei uno Der Sberiif mer>
ben bei6uloist aus pplttiiheu
0riinSen ibre Qfliht nid)t
5u tbun.
~:s~-
Dd6rsnb Der pielen 9rdipdae tpuroe
ein un6etbeiligter t0otlih pers
punbet.
gDpdrb Morris, Der ghicdQoer Wtil-
liondr unb Fleiihpater. geitorben.
Gin Magasin in 6artforo, Conn.,, etns
Qeitiir8t.
3tpei 9erionen babel get0otet uni
orei tDptIid1 Derlebt.
! -~x$-
sSobn Sans eri6iebt in aenton, 3.
ieinen 85 Sabre alien Batter,
| >ys>-
Den sr fir einen @inbrehsr SehaIter
bate.
c2~
| Wutter nit ibren 3pilingstinoern Il
utiea. ~. g., IebsHoig bers
l. brdnnt.
| sic bate petroleum in pus sSeuer si
bes GuAenofens geIauttet.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-04

sic bate petroleum in Das sFeuer e.
bes GiiAenofens geIauttet.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
 TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up Mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
 Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound ed brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray; also ends dandruff, itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make it at home, which is mussy and troublesome. Nowadays, by asking at any store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get large bottle of this famous old recipe for about 50 cents.
 Don't stay gray! Try it! No one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at time; by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap- plication or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark thick and glossy. Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
CREDIT GIVEN TO THE WIFE
Good and Sufficient Reasons Why Mar ried Man Lives Longer Than
 the Bachelor

It is good thing for man to have a wife to look after his ingoings and Outcomings-to enforce regularity in his mode of living-to see that he is clothed according to the requirements of the temperature, and takes his um- brella when there is likelihood of showers, and gets good meals at stated hours.
 Jacques Bertillon, the French expert on occupational mortality, has found that low death rates occur particularly in occupations in which the workman is under more or less supervision as regards not only health but also habits of life, and in which he is surrounded by influences tending to prevent dis sipation, and conducive to regular hours and regular habits Bank clerks and fiducfary employees who feel their responsibilities are types of this. Ber- tillon attributes much the same inf1u- ence to marriage and family life The married man is supervised for his own good, and, having added incentives to .self=restraint and: to the care of his health, he has lower mortality than the bachelor.-Journal of the Ameri- can Medical Assocation.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
INDIGESTION, GAS : 0R BAD STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends all Stomach misery in five
 minutes.

Do some -oods you eat hit back taste good, but work badly; ferment into stubborn Jumps and cause sick, sour, gassy stomach? Now, MT. or Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Papes Diapepsin digests everything, leaving nothing to sour and upset you. There never was anything so safely quick, so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach is disordered you will get happy relief in five minutes, but what pleases you most is that it strengthens and regulates your stom. ach so you can eat your favorite foods without fear.
 You feel different as soon as "Pape's Diapepsin" comes in contact with the tomach-distress just vanishes-your stomach gets sweet, no gases, nc belch- ing, no eructations of undigested food
 Go now, make the best investment you ever made, by getting large fifty gent case of Papes Diapepsin from any tore. You realize in five minutes how
 9edless it is to suffer from indiges-
 on, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
SATISFIED WITH HIS BARGAIN
Dramatic Press Agent Had Confidence in Barber for Somewhat
 Peculiar Reason.

Frank P. Morse, dramatic press agent met Ralph A. Graves, the dra- matie critic, in New York one morn ing. They went down to a barber shop.
 Graves heard Morse talking to the barber, whose voice indicated that he was at least eight feet tall and in the best of health.
 Now" said the barber, your hairs falling out What you want to do is to have it shingled and singed and then ss9.sea s;,:sss MI1n cTuue OH, enoing up With an electric massage and few other jolts."
 Morse, who has a suit of hair like a cluster of copper wire, inquired as to the cost.
 One dollar and ninety cents,' re piled the barber.
 Proceed" said Morse, settling back
 When Graves got out of the chair and took a look at Morse's barber he rushed over to the victims chair.
 Why, Frank" he expostulated. that man who's treating your hair is as bald as an egg and you're throwing away dollar and ninety cents.
 'Is he bald?" asked Morse dreamily.
 Not a hair on his head, replied Graves
 Well" explained the victim, gently, that's why he knows how not to make my hair fall out. Popular Magazine.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

avoided, for at best their effect is only for that day, while genuine remedy like Syrup Pepsin acts mildly but per manently.
 It can be conveniently obtained at any drug store at fifty cents or one dollar a bottle Results are always guaranteed or money will be refunded. You will find it gentle in action, pleas ant in taste, and free from gripping, and it's tonic properties have distinct value to women. It is the most widely used laxative-tonic in America today and thousands of families are now nev- CT without it.
 Families wishing to try free sam pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by addressing Dr w. B. Caldwell, 203 Washington St, Monticello, Ill. A postal card with your name and ade dress on 1t will do.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
What iS WOn1Qf1's
 Beauty but HeuIfh?
And fhe Basis of Her HeaIfh and VigOr Lies iu the Careful Reg
 uEdfion of fEIe BOzceES.

If woman's beauty depended upon cosmetics, every woman would be picture of loveliness. But beauty lies deeper than that It lies in health. In the majority of cases the basis of health, and the cause of sickness, can be traced to the action of the bowels.
 The headaches, the lassitude, the sallow skin and the lusterless eyes are usually due to constipation. So many things that women do habitually con duce to this trouble. They do not eat carefully, they eat indigestible foods because the foods are served daintily and they do not exercise enough. But whatever the particular cause may be it is important that the condition should be corrected.
 An ideal remedy for women, and one especially suited to their delicate re- quirements, is Dr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin, which thousands of women en- dorse highly, among them Mrs. c. s. Vance, of 511 s. Ray St, New Castle, Pa At times she had spells of indi- gestion so severe that she thought she would die. Syrup Pepsin regulated her stomach and bowels, and she attrib- utes her excellent health today to this remedy.
 All the family can use Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, for thousands of moth CTS give it to babies and children. It is also admirably suited to the require ments of elderly people, in fact to all who by reason of age or infirmity can not stand harsh salts, cathartics, pills or purgatives. These should always be
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Second St, W. S., Streator, Illinois.
 Philadelphia, Pa Tt was at the Change of Life that I turned to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, using it as a tonic to build up my sys- tenn, with beneficial results. "- Mrs. SARA HAYWARD, 1925 W. Venango St, (Tioga) Phila-, Pa
 San Francisco, Cal.-"I have taken Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound for many years whenever I would feel bad. I have gone through the Change of Life without any troubles ard thank the Compound for it. l rec ommend it to young girls and to women of all ages. Mrs. c. BARRIE, 3052 25th St, San Francisco, Cal.
 The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, is unparalleled.
 If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Go. conf. dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by . woman and held in strict confidence.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
UNSECURED WITH ,PIMPLES

R. F. D. No. 2, Box 46, Matthews. Ga.-"For three years or more l was troubled with pimples and blackheads. At first my face would itch and burn and then the pimples would break out. They looked almost as if had meas les, causing great disagreement. They would make my face very red and sore Then they festered and came to a head and large boils would come on my chin and nose.
 Il also had dandruff which caused my scalp to itch and burn. It itched and burned so that had to scratch 1t until it was irritated. The dandruf1 scaled off and showed plainly in my hair It also caused my hair to break off and become very thin. used several remedies which did not cure and gave but little relief After l received a free sample of Cuticura Soap and Ointment l began using them according to directions. l se- cured two cakes of Cuticura Soap and two boxes of Cuticura Ointment, which cured me perfectly" (Signed) Miss Willie M. Walker, July 31, 1912.
 Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post card "Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises. Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
Cautious Porte,

50 you gave up your job at the depot?"
 Yes, suh l ain liftin' no mo suit cases When dem militant suffra- gettes is so busy dar ain no tellin' which of 'em is kerryin' wardrobe an which is kerryin' dynamite
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
Who Was Sick?

T called doctor last night"
 Was anybody sick?"
 Yes; he was when he saw the hand I held Birmingham AgeHerald.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
HoneYmoon Over.

Wife (pouting have ceased to love me.
 Hub (enjoying cigar and newspaper No, my dear; I've only. ceased ma king love to you.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
Quite Easy.

Tt must be hard to be poor" ob- served the millionaire.
 "On the contrary, it is the easiest thing in the world replied the pauper.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
THREE WOMEN
 TESTIFY
To the Merit of Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Com- pound during Change
 of Life.
Streator, 1ll.-'t shall always praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com

pound wherever Il go. It has done me so much good a t Change of Life, and it has also helpedmy daughter. It is one of the grandes d e S t medicines for wo- men that can b e bought. l shall try to induce others to try it. Mrs. J. H. CAMPBELL, 206 N.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
Jealous.
Is she erN

"ls she, yery jealous?'
 "I should say she is. She even hates the women sine sees With. her Inst husband. .'-Detroit Free Press.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
That's So.

Bix-Somehow have no luck at all Dix-Why, man alive, that's luck You might have bad luck, you know.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
4 Surmise.

''Dobbs is 8 mild-mannered man" "Yes he is. l wonder if he's natural ly SC, or married?'
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
Hint to Husbands.

Knicker-Is Smith an optimist?
 Bocker-Yes; as soon as the tariff bill was signed he cut his wifes al Iowance because the cost of living is coming down-New York Sun
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Talk isn't as cheap as it used to be before the limited telephone converse ton was invented.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
He Heard 1t

She-Money talks, you know.
 He-Yes, l know. married money. Evening Journal.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
A Reasonable Fear.

So you are going down for visit to the Jobbinses. They will treat you like member of the family
 But do hope they won't feed me like one''
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
Mean intirnation.

Cholly-Did you see where they had such a big lobster in Boston?
 Maude-Why, you weren't there, were you?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
The Kind.

There were straight issues in this campaign, were there not?"
 Yes; and one of them was straight whisky"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

hars. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma. tonallays pain, cures wind collie ,25c bottle.i6S
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Young widows talk too much about the joys of married life to suit an old bachelor.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Even with abundance of free raw material some men are unable to make good.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
The Exception.

You don't believe in hot air prom ises, do you?"
 Not unless they are the landlords s, about the furnace"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Stubborn Colds and i.ritated Bronchial Tubes are easily relieved by Deans Men tholated Cough Drops-5c at Druggists.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

An unmarried man never realizes how many faults he has.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
The Nuisance.

So you are complaining of the tres pass on your property. Did your neighbor's building abut on your, ground?'
 No; but his goat did.''
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Few men care to say what they think about women.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Girls should remember that the abil- ity to toast marshmallows does not make a good cook of any one.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Red Cross Ball Blue. all blue, best bluing value in the whole world, makes the laun- dress smile. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
Easily Pleased.

Mrs. Brown has the kleptomania." Indeed; what is she taking for it?' Anything that looks good to her"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
illustrative.

The Comeups want good shower" Well, they always were a pushing sort
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Great opportunities seldom employ an advance agent.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Look out for paint '''F- before falling in love with beautiful complexion.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

A little push will generally last longer than a political pull
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26

Why hire trained nurse to nurse a grievance?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
Cruel Fate.

Visitor to Jail-And how did you get here?
 Confidence Man-They gave me five i years just for attending to my busi- ness-Puck
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-11-26
PhxsicalIv imnossihIe

Maud made a mesalliance with an aviator
 Well, how on earth could her fam fly consider an aviator beneath them ?"
The Red Cloud chief., 1913-12-18

two speeding locomotives come vio-
lently together In q battle for . right
of way.
One Of the bridges that span the
Chena at Fairbanks connects the city
with Garden island. where the railroad
yards and other industries are located.
1t is this bridge that requires frequent
rebuilding--either this or the work
men must swim or row to work. When
the torrents Of the Tanana valley, as
sembled for the spring rush. drive the
ice foes against It the timbers. plank
ing and piling go out great deal
faster than hammers and nails can
put them In. Incidentally. the kindling
wood supply for residents down stream
is ample for months to come.