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The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-03

An amateur theatrical performance is
many of which get past
STAGE the footlights. The en-
SECRETS joyment of them is a
part of the reward the
amateur actors receive for their trou-
bles, and usually they put life and gin
ger into The performance. The Elks,
when they put on their minstrel show,
had plenty OF this sort of excitement,
of course. Jim Conon has revealed
one incident connected with the act
which he and Jim Bonner put on. The
two Jims appeared as strong men in
the show, and Bonncr's act involved
the breaking of lot of fake horse
shoes. On the second night of the
show one of the other actors framed a
joke on jim He put a real, unbrok en-
horseshoe in with the breakable props.
The first one Bonner picked up was a
good one. He broke it and threw the
pieces to the floor. Then he reached
down and grabbed the real shoe. In
his hurry he picked up a piece of a
broken shoe with the other. He tugged
bend. He took another hold and tried
again. Then he heard a snicker from
the wings and realized what he was up
against. Calmly he pulled his hand
apart, dropped the urbroSen horseshoe
on one side and the piece he had hap
pened to pick up on the other. The
audience applaudcd and the act was
saved
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-03
DEATH ENDS SUFFERING
Of MRS. BELL KENNEDY

Mrs. Bell B. Kennedy, age 40 years,
died at St Patrick's hospital last night
from heart trouble with which she had
been a sufferer for a number of years.
Mrs. Kennedy has lived with har fam
lily in Missoula at 1902 Defoe street
for the past eight years. She leaves
three sons, Frank and George Ken
nedy of fMissoula. and Don Kennedy of
Aberdeen, S. d., and one daughter,
Eulalie, aged 4 years. The funeral
will be held here but the arrangements
were not announced last night.
John S. Cowan, transfer successor
to Charles Hackmann. Bell 392 red.
Ind. 2702. Judge Dyson's office.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-03

H. l.. Biclenbach, our esteemed "Uncle
Bick," is one of the hardest workers
in the crew. He is
GOOD boosting the meet and
SPIEL selling season tickets.
During his daily travel
over his street car system Uncle Bick
comes in contact with large propor-
tion of Missoula's population, and none
escape his eye. He has formulated his
arguments into a regular spiel so
that he can get away with it in better
time and can present the facts in a
more attractive fashion. His spiel is
so good that it deserves repeating.
"Of course you are going to the meet
next week." says Bick. Every citi-
zen of Missoula ought to take in those
events. They are. the biggest and best
things of the whole year, and the uni
yersity needs a whole lot of support.
The university is an important asset
for the city, and you ought to show
your appreciation for it's good work
next week. There will be 200 people
here from all parts of the state, and
we want them to have a good opinion
of Missoula when they go home. The
meeting is going to be the best yet,
and is worth twice the money. Here
are six tickets. They will cost you
only two and a half, and will take you
to every one of the six events. You
can go to all six yourself or you can
invite five friends and go to one event.
You are a good citizen, and this is
your chance to show it. Thank YOU"
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-03
TAKEN TO ASYLUM.

Mrs Louise Crawford, brought kere
some. time ago from Roman, was yes
terday taken to the asylum at Warm
Springs by Deputy Sheriff Kennedy.
The woman was examined here s-v-
eral days ago and was declared of un-
sound mind.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-03

Higgins avenue is going to look like
the principal thoroughfare in a ceme-
... terry next Friday after
DEAD noon. There won't be a
TOWN sign of life from the
Northern Pacific sta
ton to the bridge. Only policemen
will be allowed to walk up and down
the avenue; anyone else found on the
street will be arrested as a suspicious
character Every store is going to be
closed and every office will be locked.
The reason for it will be found on the
university campus. The representa-
tives of the chamber of commerce have
been campaigning hard for the inter-
scholastic meet. and have secured, at
last, an agreement from every busi-
ness man in town that the city shall
be closed up while the track meet is
in progress Friday afternoon. When
the athletic events commence on Mon
tana field every man, woman and child
in Missoula will be free to attend them
and most of them will be there. BY
doing this the business men of the city
will show their feeling for the state
university and their appreciation of
the enterprise shown by the university
people in arranging the annual inter-
scholastic meet.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-03

When the frost is on the crocus and
the tulips in the snow; when we're
wondering if the flow
ONe ers are ever going to
RAY grow. when we wake
up every morning to
find there's been a frost; when we
wonder if the springtime is stolen,
strayed or lost; when we have to pack
in fuel. though the furnace seasons
closed; when were feeling somewhat
dumpish and wholly indisposed; when
the baseball fan contracts a cold and
suffers from sore throat; when Wood
rows weather policy has cost him
many vote; when the sky is dull an9
dreary instead of clear and bright;
when each mornings hope is blasted
ere we retire at night; when winter
fingers awfully and the sun forgets to
shine; when the universe is dismal
when it should be feeling fine; when
the worlds cut off from having its
gay springtime carouse-there's yet
one joy, it's too blamed cold to start
at cleaning house.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-03
JURORS EXCUSED.

In department No. 2 OF the district
court yesterday all jurors who have
been serving sice the opening Of the
January term were finally excused.
The new panel for the May term will
report next Monday morning.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-03
! CARNIVAL | J
PROVES GREAT
SUCCESS
ayvu n N svav
HUNDREDS ENTERTAINED eY x
PARADE, CAMPUS STUNTS AND
MOCK COUNTY FAIR.

Hundreds of townspeople attracted
by the afternoon parade and inspired
by the carnival spirit, Joined the uni-
versity students in their annual May
festival on the campus last night. AL
though colder than usual on May day,
the regular program was carried out,
and In spite of threats of storm the
attendance was up to that of any pre-
vious year w
Miss Anne Hutchinson, queen Of the
May. was crowned ait 7:30 Her throne.
prettily decorated with festoons of
flowers, was set in the oval. Escort
Ell by her retainers, she entered the
campus to the music of the univer-
sity band. After the coronation the
winding of the Maypole was danced,
and then the crowd took itself to the
gymnasium where the carnival fea
lures were held.
The shows and other stunts in the
gym seemed to be insufficient for the
satisfaction of the eager throng that
filled it to the gallery. Before the
door of each entertainment there was
always a crowd clamoring for admis
sion. Fortune wheels, Punch and
Judy shows, fortune te!lers, and all
the other county fair attractions We're
well patronized. The confetti stands
which had been liberally stocked sold
out early and everyone looked like
human Kaleidoscope inhabiting a pol
kadot world.
The two best money-getters and the
most popular. attractions were the
Freshmen and Sophomore theaters.
The first year men put on a vaude-
Vile program that was good all the
way through and contained number
OF especially clever turns.
The sophomores' drama was a hi
larious take-off of You Never Can.
Tell" advertised as "You Never Can
Be Too Darned Sure, a Farce Of No
Ideas, by George Barnyard O'Shaw."
The original plot of the play was fol-
lowed, with the lines twisted into cur.
rent slang.
AT 1890 the floor was cleared, shows
and booths were shut up and
the dance started. Instead of the
flat rate that has always been used,
the n-cents-a- dance plan was tried
and proved great success.
Big Parade.
People on the streets in the after
noon We're impressed with the real
spirit of the carnival by the parade
The pagenat was lead by Marshall
Dornblaser astride "a cab horse. The
carnival band ilmade UP of members
of the university and Missoula Junior
bands, appeared in varied costume
with a good selection of march music.
A score of automobiles, decorated
with flowers and university colors,
carried the girls Of the university.
Each fraternity exposed an animal of
it's own creation, the best of which
was a tremendous reptile coiled on a
float and hauled by its builders, the
members of Sigma Nu. Sigma Chi
entered a beast modelled on the cubist
idea, and Iota Nu paraded a dragon
which was thrown off Higgins avenue
bridge on the trip back to the uni
versity. A clown band, troupe OF
clowns and a number of other novel
stunts completed the procession.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-03

Billy Davis, an enthusiastic Blackfoot
came down from his ranch
yesterday to discuss
ANGLERS with George Heimbach
PLANNING of the Anglers club
plans for the building
of g fish preserve on the old Higgins
ranch nine miles above Bonner. IN
der the new game law the game war
den may set aside fish preserves,
places in which fish can be raised
with success and in which fishing is
prohibited. The local club has three
such places in mind, one on the Black
foot preserve, another near Fort Mis-
soula, and the third up the Rattle
snake. Mr.. Davis told George Heinz
bach that he will take a team and
scrapper and dredge the pond on the
Blackkfoot until it is suitable for the
planting of more fry. This work will
be done in the interest of the fisher
men, and won't cost the club a cent.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03
ermln. a ths coron.,lon.

The finest ermine skins come from
the continent. Those from America
are not nearly SO nne In quality. The
former skins have been principally
used BY the best West end houses, but
good many skins come in from Amer
lea. and good number OF these have
undoubtedly been used for conora.
ion robes.
The statement from 81. Louis that
10000 skins we're used for the car
" Russia's cloak caused much amuse
ment. and is regarded by the trade
here as an example of American hu-
NOR When We come to think of IL.
= quarter million skins does seem .
bit tall. considering that at the March
sales In London. which are the big.
ges' OF the year. only 10000 skins
were offered These fetched a. h,-A
as $40 shillings timber. which Ia 40
skins, while the average price was
round about $50 shillings.-Iondon
Correspondence Fur News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03

The mayor OF the city Of Ven
ice, Cal, which has a population
Of nearly 10000 persons, has
started a campaign to put an
end 10 race suicide. The Venice
Exploitation bureau has been e.
tabIished and offers premiums
for the parents OF all children
born within the city limits be.
tween now and April l, 1914
A business man has made an
added inducement by Offering to
provide tonics and malts fol-
both mother and child. Two
drug stores have gone on record
to provide medicines FRYE and G
leading doctor and trained nurs,
have volunteered their services
gratis.
These people ought to NOV,
up TO Cottonwood with their OF
iers, where they could get a rul
Tor their money.-Cottonwoot
Chronicle.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03
J.pans.s p.s.Ims.

Combats between animals Of difYsr.
ent species are a source OF great
amusement among the Japanese. One
OF the most popular contests Is that
between monkey and goose. The
monkey Is tied to ono OF the Eooss's
legs. BY means of = cord. and both
animals are set down near the bank
OF river. or pond The goose. stand
Ing In dread Of the monkey. seeks for
safety In the water. and the monkey.
afraid Of the water, exerts himself to
the uttermost not to be drawn into It
As rule. the goose draws the monkey
into the water. and thcn the cunning
simian sits astride OF the goose, In
equestrian fashion. The goose then
tries to dive. and the monkey pre-
vents her II he can; and 20 the tight
goes on until the spectators tire. and
tho animals are released from an un-
conssnial companionship.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03
MAKING OLD NEWS TIMELY
How Or. charoot Used the Paris Pc
pers While Isolated In the
Antarctic Ice.

Making old news seem timely was
one OF the diversions OF DR.. Jean
Charcot. the French explorer. during
his two years Of isolation in the Ant
arctic ice. where he did some wonder
ful work in the scientific tabulation Of
tides and measurement OF oceaz
depths. He carried with him tive
years files of the Paris newspaper
and on each day spread the papers OF
the corresponding day Of the two pre-.
ceding years on the table In the cabin
Tor the benent OF his followers:
Il have recently turned out from .
locker" recorded DR.. Charcot in his
diary on July 7. midwinter. complete
nles OF the Matin and the Figaro for
two years before our departure, kind
iy presented to US by their sditorx
Every day put OF the wardroom
table the numbers corresponding to
the present date. and personally
have never read the papers 80 At.
tentivsly or thoroughly.
If must confess It. the news, now
20 ancient. the scandals, the Affairs,
Interest me Just A. much az II had
never heard Of them- had forgotten
them nearly all. and l await the next
Issue with impotence. l am now
much better acquainted with my coun-
try's politics and ths worlds happen
ings In 1907 thaa : ave ever been,
and probably than l shall ever be
asain-"--Nsw York Dvsning Post
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03
Got Wrong Uniforms

Recently the baseball team at
a small town In Crook county,
Oregon, ordered uniforms from
Sears, Roebuck 4 Co, and when
the package arrived 1t was open.
ed ut the postoffice store and
was found to contain-not base
ball nniforms--but ladies hose,
corsets and summer underwear.
The team played at a neighbour
ing town the next day, and the
fans being wise 20 the mistake IN
the shipment, took great delight
in "bawling out" the unfor-
Inmates COTTONWOOD Chronicle.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03

We congratulate our brother
editor. f. s. Harding. OF the
Weiser American, who was re-
Gently appointed as postmaster
at Weissr. Now ii President
Wilson will just make up his
mind to give every other demo.
cratic editor in Idaho good
job the situation would be very
pleasing to us. And it wouldn't
use up many appointive posi-
tons either.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03

oy local applications. M they cannot
Iherc IN only one way to euro deafness,
and that "a by constitutional remedies.
Deafness 10 caused by an inflamed condi-
thlhQ Tube. When this tube "a infamed
gov have rumbliug sound or Imp srfect
hearing. and when Il ~ entirely closed,
Elimination can be taken out and this
tube restored 10 its normal condition,
hearing will he Destroyed forever. nine
cases out OF ten arc caused by Catnrrh,
which l. nothing but an infiamed condi.
ton ~ tho mucous surfaces.
We will r've Ono hundred i,oiars for any case %
Rrefucss fenuei ~ rfh cannot be cured b.
AAils Casarrk cufe scnd for eircuiarx. FREQ.
~ cftkNrr. A Co. Toledo. 0Aio.
ooii BY prusxi4fs.-sr.
xAAs ikAils fA1ally l1lls for Consultation
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03
Serial No. Decentralization.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION


Department Of the Interior, U. 8.
Land Office at Boise, Idaho. June IL,
1918.
Notice is hereby given that Alfred A.
Sessions, OF Parma. Idaho, who, on No
vember IL, 1907, made Homestead En-
try No. l035l, Serial No. 048S9. for SCI
NWK and Lot 8, Section 4, Township
North, Range 8 West. Boise Meridian,
has fled notice of intention to make
Final Five Year Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described. be-
fore Alfred F. Stone, U. 8. Commits
sioner, at Caldwell, Idaho, on the 29tt
day Of July, 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses;
Judd Stewart, OF Parma, Idaho
Claude V. Cottier. OF Roswell, Idaho
William r Stevens, OF Parma. Idaho
Sylvester Hill, OF Parma. Idaho.
6-26 7-24 VIM. Balderston, Register
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03


NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department OF the Interior, u. 8.
Land Office at Boise, Idaho, May 81,
1918.
Notice 10 hereby given that John
Gottfrid Johanson, Of Parma, Idaho,
who, on March 10, 1909, made Home
stead Entry No. O5oSs. for 81 SEX,
Section IL, Township Moth. Range 9
West, Boise Meridian, has filed notice
Of intention to make Three Year Proof,
to establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before Register and Receiver
q. 8. Land Office, at Boise, Idaho, on
the 18th day Of July. 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Andrew Asp, Pliny w. Case, Walter
Mattson, Theodor Johnson, all OF Par
ma, Idaho. William Bslderston.
6-5 7-l0 Register.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03
NATIONAL EDUCATION ASSO.
CITATION CONVENTION

Salt Lake City, July 5-11, 1913.
Excursions via Oregon Short
Line from all points. Tickets
on sale from Utah points July
9th TO 9th, inclusive, limited to
July 10th. From other points,
July 18th to Sth, inclusive, linn
tied to July goth. See agents
Tor rates and further partic-
uls IL
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03
JULY FOURTH RATES
Via

Oregon Short Line Railway
Very low special round trip
rates between local O.S.L points
and to certain points on con
Meeting lines, With certain limi-
tations. Tickets on sale July
Bird and 4th, limited to July 7th.
See agents for further partic-
ulars. Z 3
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03

District No. 81, County Of Canyon,
State OF Idaho.
In compliance with Section 625, Re.
vised Co les, we herewith submit the
annual report OF the school Of this dis
trict for the year ending June 30, 1918
No oil teachers emplo, ed. female, |.
Average monthly wages paid teach
ers. t55
No OF volumes in library, ls4.
GENERAL SUMMARY
Error In last report, July !, 1912. 1929. AZ
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03

Department Of tho Interior, q. g.
Lard Office at Boise, Idaho, June 4,
| 1919.
Notice Is hereby given that Frank E.
Lemaster, OF Parms, Idaho, who, on
November II. 1908. made Homestead
Entry No 96l5, Serial No. 04lol, for
VIZ NWk. Section "a. Township 4
North, Range 5 West. Boise Meridian,
has fled notice Of intention to make
Final Five Year Proof, to establish
claim 70 The land above described. be-
fore Alfred r. Stone, U. s. Commits
sioner, ~ Caldwell, Idaho, on the gath
day OF July, 1918.
Claimant names ss witnesses:
james H. Holloway. Henry g. Whit
ney, Elias c. johnson and E. M Alien,
all Of Parma, Idaho.
william Bslderston,
6-12 III Register
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-07-03

= j e. Kerrick Is the poseessol
n OF a fine new Overland $40"
0 DR. W f Waldrop is building
a handsome cottage on Fourth
street.
DR.. @. G. Case and p. W. Case
? were over from Arena Valley
Tuesday.
4 DR.. r. o. Humphreys, resident
dentist. Office in bank building,
ground floor, phone 48.
!; Mrs. John OMAHA and daugh
ter, Florence, and Miss Mary
Stock ton spent Sunday at On.
tario,
| Misses Nellie and Beetrice VIII
bur Of Nampa are visiting at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. W. E.
Babcock.
| DR.. Leon Rubins Is offering at
a bargain price bis s room furni-
ture. Phone his office or call at
residence.
| C. p. Rinker, who is connected
with the Kerr Hardware Co.,
was down from Boise Tuesday
on a business visit.
| The baseball game Sunday be-
tween Apple Valley and team
from the Roswell fruit tract end.
ed In a score OF 8 to 6 in favor OF
Apple Valley.
The Parma High School base
ball team had no difficulty in de-
ieating Wilder Saturday after
noon In a game at the Wilder
grounds. The score was 10 to /.
i FOR SALE:-Drnin tile In all
sizes from 3 in. to II in; prices
from SIC to 18c. Cement sewer
pipe in sizes from 6 in. to 80 in,
prices from 1Sc to $1.25. L.
Harding, Caldwell, Ida. Phone
lila w.
Miss Helen Stiles, formerly o.
this city, was married to Mr.. Err.
nest Bailey last Wednesday at
ternoon at the home OF the
BRIDES uncle and aunt, Mr.. aud
Mrs. Clark Stiles, who reside
near Caldwell.
II +. H. Chapman, the live wire
OF the Parma Telephone Com
pany, went to Boise Monday
and brought home n new Over
land 40 " 1t will not bother
Frank to find the "troubie" now
He should worry.
Mrs. s + Jones, who has been
visiting NJ Parma for the last
month, will return to Denver
, about the 18th OF July with the
infant baby OF DR.. Leon Rubins.
DR.. Rubins will dispose OF his
household furniture and retain
his office at Parma, as the pros
poets in his business seem very
promising.
A few days ago some practical
joker announced over the tele
phone that a certain Parma
+ young mans steady was about
: to marry another man. This &C
angercd the aforesaid young
! man that he strapped on six
/, shooter and started out looking
! for trouble. Up to the time o
going to press there has been nc
blood shed over the situation.
Monday "a young man rode in
TO Parma and sold his horse anc
saddle tn Tom Fisher for $40
and took thu train for the west
}. The Young mans name was Roy
e Welch somewhat different from
= the one he gave here), who lives
at Baker City. The horse be
= longed 10 the Fashion livery
stable at Caldwell. and Welct
had hired it for an hours ride
Welch was arrested upon his ar
2 rival at Baker, and will be re-
turned to Caldwell this evening
: to answer to the charge of CRANE
= larceny. In the meantime Fish
3 er is wondering about that $40
= bs,la II, ktu ,Aolrat
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-05
Cobb, Out of Game,
Fears Injury Will
EndBaseball Career

CLEVELAND. OHIO, July 5.-Ty-
rus Raymond Cobb. the greatest ball
player of this or any other age, is
a bench warmer for the Detroit III
gers Iniury has laid him low
Just how long Ty will be out of
the game neither he nor anyone else
knows. The Georgia peach is wear
ing a careworn expression for he
fears his injury may be permanent
Tvs hurt is a bad spike wound on
the right knee. His knee is swollen
to twice it's normal size and he can
hardly walk. In the Detroit Chicago
series recently Ty was spiked by
Weaver. He stuck in the lineup day
after day until the Fourth, simply on
his nerve alone.
Cobb went home to Detroit last
night when the team left for st.
Louis. He will have an X-ray pic
ture taken to find out If the top of
the kneecap is cracked.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-05
BreezeS Unable to
Overcome Mounting
Mercury; 90 Again

Despite heavy clouds that obscursd
the sun and westerly winds that
tempered the heat Saturday after
noon was warm and sultry. The Their
mometer climbed above 30 and for
some time evinced no disposition to
descend.
The morning and even the early
afternoon gave promise of a whole
day with maximum temperature be-
low IS, which would have been about
the coolest Saturday of the summer
in Atlanta. The mercury mark was
only SO at noon and just "a at
o'clock. But in less than half an
hour a heat wave struck the city,
showing the mercury up to 81. It
continued to rise and by 2 o'clock
had reached 81, having made a pain
Of degrees in an hour.
At and O'clock Saturday morn
ing the temperature was II. It was
70 at 7 o'clock, "A at O'Clock and
IS at and 10 O'Clock, when the q
degree an hour gain started again. II
was IS at II o'clock 50 at noon, "a at
o'clock and 81 at o'clock
Fair Saturday night and Sunday"
is the official forecast