Evening journal., 1913-11-08

The amateur mOtorist requires a
car that is absolutely reliable. He
cannot afford experiments. In buy
ing the Picrce-ArroW he will invest
in the most efficient. most durable,
most convenient and beautiful pleas.
urc car in the world. Not only has
tho Pierce-Arrow been manufactured
a sufficient length of time to have
demonstrated its superiority by use,
but it Is built entirely. from the raw
material to the finished product. in
the wonderful factory Of the Pierce
Arrow Motor Car Company.
4 Mastery Car.
The company's designing and man
ufacturing engineers have succeeded
IN evolving complete automobile
Of mastery construction and design
They were not trying to build a
cheap car, nor a middlc-pricod car.
nor yet a high-pr,cc car. but they
were trying and have succeeded in
building completely efficient car.
Its durability makes Pierce-Arrow
car far cheaper 70 own than any
cheap car whose life Is of but two
or three seasons duration. The
policy Of the manufacturers is 10
make all parts Of this car. and by
limiting the output make them 30
carefully that il may Justly deserve
distinction as a car Of character ana
/ quality.
Most important TO YOU just now. YOU
get careful attention aud explanation
Of everything you don't understand
about motor cars before you buy. and
afterwards. TOO. The chain OF Pierce
Arrow service stations is of incstim-
able value TO beginners. II extends
over two continents. Whether you are
at home or abroad, you will always be
taken care Of.
There are so many reasons for
! Pierce-Arrow supremacy that | cannot
here cnumcrate them. but do not
mind giving my correspondent point
ers from day TO day.
Last Evenings Experience.
Did you see that monster gathering
that c0ngregated at Fifth and Marker
st'cctS last evening to apprehcnd me.
Perhaps you were there yourself ana
had as merry time as ! did. Eludine
detection in such mass of peopl,
was not difiicult II would have beeI
hard to locate your own mother or sis
ter In such a jam. had you the misfor
tune to be separated from ncr N th'
crush.
The crowd was full Of wise ones
the oh. she isn't here variety.
remained for a little child to pick m'
out, and be laughed at by the grown
ups standing about felt sorry TO b.
Obliged to adhere to the rules. wnicl
stipulate that the words of the salu
tation must be correctly spoken. !
| had only dared surrender to th
child's ingenious query, the chagrii
Of the wise elders would have bcei
very amusing TO me.
AS to the wise" ones who failini
TO single me out. at once. coDsol
themselves by loudly declaring ''sh
is not here" they are the cocksur
egotists 10 be encountered among tn
population Of all cities great an
small.
Il will go out and catch her a
once is the vain glorious boast @
one OF these self esteemed onei
, Watch me-" and he sallies forth 4
, all probability possessed OF the ide
that all he will have to do Is look 70
a grotesquely overdressed bewiggc
chrome. Seeing no such fantasia
character hr is naturally disappolni
cd and dismayed to think he promise
his friends that "he" would catch he
at once. and he takes refuge IN tn
unfair assertion. she wasn't there. "
Use your wits, good people. re
member that I am celebrated in th
difficult art Of disguise. Surely, 20
understand. that having Won a rcpu
tation for eluding some of the mos
famous sleuths aud police officials
T both in America and on the continen
r yon, unframed In deduction arc nc
G going TO single me out at a glanci
3 Do you suppose. too. that I foole
4 famous slcutbs by getting myself u
q TO look conspicuous. The art of dis
guise is the most difficult in IN
d world, since IL Is a means whereof
y one IS seeking not only to conccs
$ ones identity. but TO avoid attractin
p notice Here is a tip for the skeptics
r The genius OF disguise consists
r appearing common place. Mcmoriz
{ this sentence anc bear II In min
. when YOU are out searching for M
] DO not expect TO accomplish by trl
E ing once what some of the traine
T wits Of famous eleutbs failed 70 d
- Lay your hammers aside snd use you
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