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The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The declaration of a lawyer that ut
it's necessary to feed the young PEG
pie pickle in order to get them to
church, / favor feeding it, overlooks
the inference that such price of at
tendance may about represent its
true value. Dr.. Gunsaulus of Chicago,
who breaches to $500 people each
Sunday morning at the Chicago Audi
torium, declares per contra, Il have
long since ceased to believe that there
was anything in the plan of giving
away chrome to get man to CONF
to church"
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14
The death watch Is always destruct

The death watch Is always destruct
i've; In It's earlier stages OF life It
eats up books, furniture. etc. and
when it reaches maturity the damage
1t does is greater still. though certain
ly not SO costly, says the Family Doc
tor. In length about n quarter of an
inch, and of a gray color, 1t does not
seem to be very terrifying creature;
but 1t has a facetious little habit OF
butting its armor plated head against
anything hard II may meet with, such
as wood or plaster, thus giving the
rise to ticking sound which might
by n good stretch of the imagination
be thought to sound like the ticking
of a watch. The poor little beetles
when he causes the ticking Is only
scrnnadng his sweetheart: he can
play no musical instrument to please
her and so to prove his devotion he
butts his head against the wall.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

There is tragedy in every womans
hat. 1t seems almost as cruel to pay
girls who make the dainty flowers in
France a pittance as to kill the birds
of brilliant plumage in Brazil. Thirty
cents day, 20 and Is, with an. occa'
sional rs for rare skill in making
roses, deducting for loss Of time and
slack work, tells the story of wretch
edness and woe, says Leslie's. Sum
med up, the average is not far from
$50 a year on which to support exis
tence. American lovers of French mil
linery will be amazed at the wages
paid young women in France gifted
with deft fingers and rare taste, es'
pecially when they take the prices
charged for Partisan hats into consid
Grafton. -
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Morris Samuels, guest at the Hotel
Majestic, was sadly disappointed when
Supreme Court Justice G0f, before
whom he was summoned as juror,
declined to excuse him from duty on
his plea that he was suffering slight
nervous affection, says the New York
World. The atmosphere of a court
room is SO restful,' remarked Justice
Golf, with a smile, that it is better in
many cases than sanitarium | VIII
keep this juror until the end of the
term in the hope that he will find
his nerve greatly benefited by his ex
perience."
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14
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The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14
VOL, XVII NO. As.
THE TREATING HABIT.

A step In advance in the regulation
of the saloons o. Boston has been
scored by the licensing board in its
attitude toward the practice. SO prev
alent in these places, OF treating their
customers. The order is tactfully
phrased Proprietors are requested
to forbid their bartenders to serve
any kind of drinks without receiving
payment therefor, 1t is doubtless un'
derstood that If this request is not
complied, with the consequences will
not be pleasant in the long run for
those ignoring it. 1t follows the ban
upon giving presents of bottled
goods and other fayors to patrons at
Christmas time or on other special
occasions, says the Boston Transcript
The bait of treating has doubtless
convinced the board, as it has the
public, that it is demoralizing GUS
tom. 1t is to encourage trade, and
proprietors not only generally permit
it. but are themselves as often the
principal offenders by setting the ex.
ample. The undeclared meaning of ii
Is that that it implies an obligation
upon the person or persons treated
to continue and perhaps increase their
patronage, otherwise they are not
good fellows" So, for that matter,
is the entire treating habit. 1t is that
which has made what is called lush
ing form of excessive indulgence
that is very rare in the countries o.
the old world.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The discovery north Of Siberia OF a
land as large as Greenland will arouse
fresh interest in the Arctic circle,
which has been receiving diminished
attention of late, by reason Of the tri'
umph Of Amundsen and the martyr
dom of Scott. Interesting bird and
plant life are reported on the new
continent. The discoveries say that
the walrus abounds and that reindeer
tracks were in evidence. The land Ia
OF volcanic origin. As to Its mlnera
resources nothing Is known.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

In the case OF the man robbed OF
$4,000 perhaps no one was more as
founded than the pickpockcts, who
are accustomed to garnering nothing
more than soiled handkerchief and
a dollar watch.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Emperor William may dispute the
title Of Sir Thomas Upton az the only
man who desires TO get his hands on
the Americas cup. All the emperor
wants IL the right kind Of yacht. A
race between him and Sir Thomas for
this bit Of ancient silverware would
be worth a long trip.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

An individual who talked inpolte-
~ over the wire to hello girl in
Germany was hailed before magis-
trat on the charge of "beampteD
beleigIgung" and fined ST..
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

We failed to be startled when we
learned that women are to wear sus-
penders In the latest creations. The
new tubular" harem skirt had con
WINGED US that suspenders were nee
esaary.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

At last England has found a sport
IN which she can beat America --
aviation. At the recent Hendon meet
England won, with America second
and France third. But there Is some
consolation In the thought that It is
more difficult to find foolhardy Amer.
leans than Englishmen.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Chicago ingenuity has evolved
gown which can be made to suit any
taste. But gown 30 extremely ac-
commodating will never take the fem
mime fancy, for so is the feminine
taste In fashion built
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A German scientist says that or
chestra music In restaurants Is driv-
Ing people insane. The same may be
said for the young lady who practices
her piano lessons about 6 O'Clock a. m.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A Chicago resident takes daily ex-
srcise travelling on all tours, holding
that this was mans natural mode Of
progress and most conducive to health.
Well, II he wants to make a monkey
OF himself It's his business.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A French dress expert over here
shows designs which are radical and
revolutionary enough to cause the
most seasoned to gasp. Foreigners
must think that this land Of freedom
and dollars Is golden soil for the freai
tfilpr
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

II the scientists who have discover.
ed why people fall In love when the
moon Is full can devise some method
of storing up moonshine In tanks for
domestic consumption they might
ease the strain on the divorce courts
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Perhaps an injustice 10 done in many
cases by speaking Of those "transpar-
ent" garments worn BY women. As .
matter OF fact, those garments arc
merely translucent. don't you knovl
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A youthful swain climbed 120-foot
water pipe to hold converse with his
sweetheart and was promptly arrest
ed. Ones highest ambitions are MOI
above suspicion, it seems.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A San Francisco man who propo7ed
to one woman 5000 times in 30 years
at last wore out her patience. She
has had him locked up pending an In
uujry into his sanity.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Some Gloucester fishermen recently
brought in record haddock weighing
27o pounds, but that is nothing COM
pared with the weight OF the one that
got away.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

It might add something to the stock
Of human knowledge TO explain why
SO many people keep bichloride Of
mercury tablets scattered around care
lessly in their homes.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The steamship into which q large
whale crashed, putting four.foot
hole in her bow, and killing itself
by the impact Of the collision, has
~ biggest fish story Of the season.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

One mill in Maine devotes 1000
cords of wood a year to the making OF
toothpicks thus offering great com.
petition to the chicle industry.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Scientists have discovered that pig
skin Is pretty good substitute for
human skin. This was so evident that
no wonder the doctors overlooked 1t
hitherto.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

4 woman who silenced her husband
forever with a solar plexus blow has
been called "the second Bob Fitzsim-
mons On the same principle, we
Ln,w lots OF Daniel Websters.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

1t is said there are $4,000 600 in
money In the world. This IL sub
iect on which we can not speak
authoritatively owing to lack of per
sonal knowledge.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A Baltimore magistrate fined a man
SIS for beating his wife and a woman
81 for beating her husband. And yet
some women are demanding rights!
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A man who Is an authority on wom-
ans dress and who is here from
abroad, says the high heel must go.
It probably will go-higher.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Hard times ahead for onelcGged
men; willow wood Is so scarce thht
the wooden leg makers have appealed
to the forest service to find them o
suitable substitute.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

An odorless onion has been devet
oped by an Ohio farmer, but 1t may af-
ter all be that he has Just succeeded
In educating q turnip.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Can It be that the American col"
Iege girl has been slandered? A Vas
sar student who received proposal
OF marriage by mail accepted 1t by
telegraph.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

One Of the great overlooked oppor,
tunitiea IL that Of the promoter who
does not try to sell stock In peanut
ranch during the progress Of a bnD
game.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A London burglar broke into q
house to take bath. Stealing an
Englishman's bath is about the worst
crime that can be perpetrated upop
him. -
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Five lions by escaping from an
American circus in Leipsic, Germany.
prove that formidable American
press agent is at large in Europe.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The czarevltch Is taking mud baths.
Nothing startling about that. Many
people take them here when passed
nv an auto on muddy street.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The goose from the crop of which
a diamond ring was taken was even
more desirable than the one which
specialized in golden eggs.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Queen Mary of England has given
her servants permission to do the
tango. They would do 1t anyway, so
what's the use? '~
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

While studying agriculture at night
school may be novel, it is fact that
men have been raising antes by lamp
light for many years.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

An eminent clergyman says siit
skirts will never 60 to heaven, why
should they? The slit Is In the wrong
place for wings.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

More work for the beauty doctors
The National Geographic society an
nounces the discovery of new warf
on the face of the earth.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

That new feminine pose may De
graceful to the futurist eye, but oio'
fashioned people prefer a girl Win
an early Victorian backbone.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A. New York preacher advocates
church ownership of. newspapers. II
is hard to tell whether ne has 1t IN
for the churches or newspapers.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Now the United States bureau OF
education is planning to educate girls
into efficient wives and housekeepers.
How old fashioned and reactionary!
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The New Yorker who wrecked MS
automobile in order to save the llto
of dog was a real Eoro, and possibly
public bcncfActor as well,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The brayest insect IN the world has
fugt been discovered by the depart.
nef,t Of agriculture. It attacks onions,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

One thing the pedestrian has learn
ed from the automobile is to provide
himself with nonskidding shoes for
winter wear.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Hawthorne penned away a good
deal Of his time, but thus far we are
not informed as to whether he created
q line.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The millennium can't be a great
way off now. The voters In one OF
the German states are advertising for
a candidate for the richstag.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

observers are wondering II cold
weatber will freeze out the latest &C.
centricit,es in woman's dress. i IS
hoped the eccentricities Will hang on
long enough to freeze out observers,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Has dead man rights? asks Lon
don periodical. Yes, when living
man pays lawyers bills to defend such
rights r..
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Cain overlooked a great opportunity
when be failed TO plead that Abel
made a movement toward his nip
pocket.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

n the energy that has been wasted
digging for buried treasure had been
.eypended in filling the soil the
riches would have been found.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The price OF radium having adj
vanced $4,000 a gram, 1t may yet be
necessary to countermand our last
carload order.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Chicago now has three courts Tor
the settlement of domestic difficulties,
but, Just the same, young people con
tinue to marry
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

substance has been discovered
that can be seen through more clear
ly than glass Probably It's the ok
cuse the married man gives his wife
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

An indianapolis man has just dis
covered Abe Lincoln kicked him out
of bed seventy years ago. 1t TOOK MIN
a long time to wake up.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Now that we have an income tax
law. one-half of the people will soop
know how poor the other half is.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

When the moving picture men wish
to take rich man in action they
stop at nothing short of invading his
bathroom e.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Women coming into the United
States from the most exclusive board
ing houses of Europe should be care
full of their aigrettes.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Poets shed tears over the falling
leaves Of autumn. but It's hard mat
ter to persuade poet TO rake the
leaves that fall.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A Washington girl is to sacrifice
TWO fingers that she may have nose,
while with some men two fingers give
them red ones.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Statistics i"dlcate that eugenic laws
are an aid to cupid, thereby showing
that doctors are great little business
men.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The tango is allowed in the serV-
ants hall in buckingham palace
where the dancers may thread among
dropped his.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

What this country needs, among 9th
ar things, Is some phrase to relieve
the wear and tear on along these
lines"
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

II earthquakes keep on fooling
around Panama, Colonel Goethals may
harness them and set them to churn-
ing in the government dairy.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Pity the poor baseball player who
must spend his winter going around
the world!
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Fortunate is the husband who 10
able to employ a trained nurse for the
family rubber plant.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Hardening Of the arteries. 1t IN said,
ran be cured with radium, At the
Same time II Is sure TO cure hardening
OF the pockctbook,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

France now has an aerial post, but
cynics who desire answers to their
letters doubtless will continue to send
them by railroad train.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The only thing to Prevent the hero
of a world series from being elected
president is that baseball can't spnre
him.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Curiously enough. very few Of the
women who protest at the foolish
fashions ever have to wear them.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A New York woman is said to have
betrayed her husband to the police
for $3.50, though probably she would
have preferred $2iS.9S
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A correspondent wants to know why
women never use periods in writing
letters. That's easy; periods repre-
sent full stops.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Why urge the old bachelors to get
married? Most of those we know are
not fit to be at the head of fam
lily.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

We keep on complaining about the
weather, but nothing has been done
about 1t yet.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Now they want the Bible translated
into baseball chop. Where will the
influence Of those worlds series games
end?
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Some historian has chance OF i'm.
nortalize his name by writing feel
ing monograph on the decline and fall
Of the buckwheat cake.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The new Arctic continent has
green sun Then, naturally, il is
verdant land
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Football heroes try to live up to the
best traditions established by maya.
zine fiction.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Golf Is a great game, but the ex-
plosiye golf balls are putting out too
many eyes.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Being baseball magnats seems 70
be step toward matrimony. X
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The theft Of crate OF wooden legs
indicates that even thieves have their
dull days.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A minister says time passes slowest
at twilight. Then he never waited for
the bell boy to bring the Ice water In
the morning.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Is nothing true? The Boston Trans
script now admits that Winters
barbara Frietchie" was fake.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The original tattooed man is dead
of appendicitis, but as work of art
he will live forever
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Monoplanes are faster than bi-
planes, it is said Yet either appear
to appeal to those selling life insur'
ance.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

n, G. Wells the English author,
saws parents should tell children all
their secrets Even to the location
OF the jam jar?
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Popcorn for breakfast makes no hit
with us. To our mind popcorn always
suggests frivolity.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The trouble with too many Sal
lies" is that they make biscuits just
like they play the piano.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The latest in light fiction seems to
be the reported raise In gas rates.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Archery is first.class sport and II
is a wonder more people DO not take
It up,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

scraper 901 feet high. What's the use
of aeroplanes?
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Scientists contend that the early
serpent had feet 1t may have worn
them off trying to keep up with Eve.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

When Greek meets Greek nowadays
I'd goes q bootblack stand.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A learned professor has discovered
that criminals, unlike poets, are made
not born.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Efforts of a Harvard professor to
make rain in the arid regions recall
the old recipe, First catch your rain,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A cut has been made In the price
of steel, but the trouble is metal is
indigestible.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

There are some girls who need u
chaperon aud some who eat onion
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Illinois has fathers club. Motherr'
slipper has it beaten by a mile.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Now they want fathers day Don't
he have 1t every month. when bills
come in?
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

n we decide on government own
ership Of telegraph lines will the gov
eminent have to buy the lines on
tick?
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

There Is one turkey trot NAT Is al
ways appreciated. 1t comes about
Thanksgiving time.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

The .1opement of grandmother
merely reaffirms the adage that
woman is no older than her fancy.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Who cares If rcdiUm trust is b"
ing formed Butter is coming down
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

baseball players In the big leagues
viii come under the federal income
tax. Is this meant as blow at the
national game?
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

About the only knocker that falls
to work overtime is Old Man Oppor
tunty,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Diversified farming is a fine thing,
but it doesn't Justify young man IN
sowing wild oats and raising cane.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A tin shjngle IS fine thing unless
sot. want to spank boy with it
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

A boy may not know the multipli.
cation table and yet be able to figure
out the batting average of any player
In the league.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

Panama earthquakes continue, bat
the canal refuses to be scrambled.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

What London needs is elastic, IN.
breakable windows.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1913-11-14

You can name a eugenic baby "Eu,
genette," but It doesn't follow that
YOU can make 1t cookette and darn
cite