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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-31

Toad Famous for
It's Tenacity of Life.

The toa' is an animal famous
for its tenacity of life, and many
stories have been printed of it's
alleged ability to pass hundreds Of
years inclosed in tree trunks, and
even in rocks, without food or air.
Naturahsts and biologists are dis
posed to question these accounts.
suggesting that some overlooked
means of obtaining at least air
must have existed. But it seems
probable that the toad exceeds all
other we'll known animals in its
power of dispensing with the ordi-
nary means Of sustaining life
II is evident that the mystery of
life is stil very far from being
cleared up, and many more elab-
crate Investigations will have to be
made before we really know much
about IL.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-31
The Line Between Life and Death

a DISPATCH from Paris, print
~ ed not long ago, told of the
wonderful feat of a profess
sional swimmer who remained I'M
der water no less than five min
utes and twenty six seconds, in
the meanwhile swimming thirty
yards, though totally immersed all
the time, and unable to take any
fresh air into his lungs. If he had
remained under water few sec
onds longer. no doubt he would have
been drowned. A drowned man, as
far as we can see, and as far as
he is personally concerned, is a
dead man; and yet there is little
question that. If this swimmer had
thus persisted, he could by modern
methods have been revived. and
would thus apparently have been
brought back from death to life.
Many drowned persons have thus
been restored after all conscious
ness had departed from them.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-31
Suspended Animation
Equivalent to Death.

The explanation usually given is
that in such cases it is not real
death. but suspended animation"
with which we are dealing. The
bodily machine has stopped, like
an engine stuck on the center"
and by clearing the INSTRUCTED pas
sages, imparting artificial move
ment to the muscles of the chest
and introducing air into the lungs,
the machinery is set going again.
The heart resumes its beating and
the man RECEIVERS consciousness as
the blood begins once more to flow
through his arteries.
And yet the fact remains that as
far as we can determine, suspended
animation, for the victim himself,
is equivalent to death, and if it is
allowed to pass into what we call
real death there is nothing in his
experience to indicate any further
change. AS a personality he suf-
fered death when his consciousness
departed. A kind Of separate life"
remains for a time in the different
organs and parts Of the body. but
II is not the thing which we, as
conscious beings, know as life.
There are other ways in which
apparent death"-that is, death as
far as the individuals conscious
ness is concerned-may be pro-
duced. 1t sometimes happens. for
instance, In various forms of
trance In perfect sleep. unaecom-
panied by dreams. the conscious
ness is completely arrested. II the
sleeper should or could remain in
that state FOR thousand or mil
lion years, IL would be all the same
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-31
Frozen Butterflies
Restored to Life.

When the man is profoundly
asleep or in a state of suspended
animation, as in drowning are the
parts of his body which still retain
a kind Of life separately conscious
OF that life? We have no reason
to suppose that they are; but, on
the other hand, we have no means
of proving that they are not. If
such consciousness exists, it has no
apparent relation to the conscious
ness of the whole individual which
assures him that he is living He
has that consciousness only when
his entire system is working to-
gether. and in such a way as to
stimulate the activity Of his brain.
Some very interesting expert
ments have been tried. recently.
with suspended animation. At Mos
COW Professor Bakhmetien had
played boldly with the life of many
animals and insects by freezing
them
Butterflies thus frozen, so that all
their bodily fluids were turned 10
ice and all their vital actions
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-31
By GARRETT P. SERVIss.

to him. Yet in sleep the appearance
of death is not produced for those
who look upon the sleeper. They
see that he continues to breathe
and that his heart goes on beating,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-31
The Georgian's Policy For Civic and
Industrial Progress in Atlanta

FIRST charter that will allow the conduct municipal
business along business lines.
SECOND adequate schools teachers higher pay for
them.
THIRD construction of good and repair of old one
FOURTH, better sanitation and sewerage
FIFTH, improvement of parks.
SIXTH cooperation with Atlanta Freight low
freight rates.
SEVENTH, abatement of the smoke nuisance
EIGHTH construction of nterurban trolley system I'M
provement of local service.
NINTH establishment of grand opera and Sunday
TENTH, solution of old depot and viaduct problems
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
5 {{82Z7
Gathered Smiles
IN THE WRONG PLACE.


An East Ninth street liquor store
had . very fine window display last
week. There was big model Of the
Niagara. done in flowers and picked
out with lights. 20 skillfully copied
that It attracted q great deal Of atten-
tion. This decoration occupied one
window; the window opposite was
flled with bottled goods.
A sailor came up from the pier FRI
day and looked approvingly at the
floral model.
That's pretty we'll done." he said to
the proprietor. THE riggin' is right.
an the lights is right. an the spars
has the proper slant. You got just one
mistake"
"Whats that!"
1.-The life preservers 10 in the wrong
winder." Plain Dealer.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
Why II Wsarisd ros.sm,

Why Il Wearisd TOMMY.
Good old school days was the topic
that was being talked In the lobby Of
Washington hotel the other day
when Congressman George w. Fair.
el1ild Of New York was reminded Of an
Incident that happened in Gotham.
Some time since little Tommy, the
hear Of . happy homo in that village,
started to 90 to school. and since moth
ING WAS said 10 the contrary. the
younsster's fathsr thought he was
hugely enjoying himself.
Il soon developed, h0Wover. that
papa was making bum guess. After
about . week Tommy sauntered into
the dining room one morning and Ian
guidly dropped into IN easy CHAIR.
Papa" he remarked to the pateF-
nal relative who was at breakfast, I'm
getting rather tired Of going to school.
I think I will stop"
Think you'll stopl" exclaimed the
surprised father. What 10 your OBJ
lection to going to school3"
ITS Just this way. pap" yawnfully
answered the youngster. TT breaks
up tho day so."-Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
FULLY NoURisHED
oraoo Nuts q Perfectly Balanced Food.


No chemists analysis Of Grape-Nuts
can begin to show the real value Of
the food the practical value % shown
BY personal experience.
It u . food that IL perfectly bal
adced, supplies the needed elements
for both brain and body In all stages
Of life from the infant, through the
strenuous times Of active middle life.
and u q comfort and support In old
age.
FOR two years I have used Grape
Nuts with milk and little cream. for
breakfast. I am comfortably hungry
for my dinner At noon.
II use little meat plenty Of vege-
tables and fruit, In season. for the
noon meal, and If tired at tea time.
take Grape-Nuts alone and feel per-
6ectly nourished.
Nerve and brain power and MEM
ory are much improved since using
Grape-Nuts. am over sixty and weigh
155 lbs. Ny son and husband seeing
how I had improved are now using
0rape-Nuta.
my son, who IL . travelling man.
eats nothing for breakfast but Grape
Nuts and glass Of milk. An aunt,
over 70, seems fully nourished on
0rape-Nuts and cream" There's .
Reason"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek, Mich. Read Tho Road 70
Wel1ville," IN pkgS.
0vee rsaA he aAovo lstterS 4 NV
000 aDDoaD from t4De T. t1De. TDOy
Q1o 9o00ADas t10As oAA I'm ~ husnO
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

AZ Interpreted Nowadays.
Mr.. Dorkins. going home early In
the afternoon. found his wife over
hauling the icebox and cleaning up
the pantry.
What are you doing. Maria?" he
asked.
Following solomon's advice" she
said. "even II 1t 10 addressed to the
sluggard. l have gone to the ant. con-
sidered her ways-and I'm wise to the
fact that she's q nuisance. calamity
and q pest! l am going to clean her
OUT"
Sneezing as the red pepper in the
atmosphere filled his nostrils. Mr.. Dor
kins turned and ned.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
a Prudent Press Aaent.

A Prudent Press Agent.
"You say your star has precious
stones reputed to be worth . quarter
of q million?"
"Yes."
do you know how much they are
actually WORTH"
Certainly not. and have no desire
to know that. Suppose I made an In
vestigation and learned that they were
really worthless limitations. what in
spiration would l have then for those
glowing flights Of description on which
my reputation rests?'
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
Common Gratitude.

Wouldn't you like t help kidnap
ole Muntoburn an give i'm coat O.
Wratz.
Il sh'd say not" responded Saymold
Storey. "He don't owe me nothin';
I've travelled more'n 10000 miles on
his railroads an never paid i'm .
blamed cent?"
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRuFF IS ACTIVE
osso Yer Haiel Get 8 csat 0ot1jo
- Dasderine Right Nos-Aloo
oaops itching scalp.

Tin. hitt1e, eoaorless and scr1GEy
lair = mute evidence OF = neglected
scalD: Of dandrun- -that awful scurk
There b nothing % destructive to
To hair - dandruR It Tobs the hair
o1 its lastef. its strength and its very
nie: eventually producing . fevsrish-
Aeas and itching Of the scalp. which
II not rsmedied causes tho hair roots
To lhrink. loosen and die-then the
hair fails out inst A little Danderine
tonight -n0w-any time-wtu surely
save your hair.
Get Is cent bottle, Of Knowlton's
Danderinc from any store, and after
the hrBt application your hair VIII
take on that life. luster and luxuriance
which II 10 beautiful It VIII become
vavy and fluffy aid have the appear
ance Of abundance; an Incompatible
Ejoss and softness, but what win
please you most win be after just .
few weeks use, when you will actual
~ see lot Of fine, downy hair-new
hair-growing all over the scalp. Adv.
Some people get 30 used to being
looked up to that they carry their
pedestAls around With them
gtubhcFn Colds and irritated Bronchial
Tubes are easily relieved by Deans Men
thoasted Cough Drops-tc at Dru9gists-
Even the stingy men make ideal
Even the stingy manicure il willing
10 treat an hands.
Ten smiles for a nickel. Alwsys buy Red
Cross Bag Blue; have bssutiful e3sar white
saothsa Al.
The best man sometimes wins By
losing at . wedding.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
Great Magazine.

Great Magazine.
Bingle-What do you think Of the
Monthly Magazine?
Jingle-Great magazine! Fine fic-
ton! I've just read the opening sew.
enty pages about what 1t will contain
during the next few months and shall
get right at the following seventy
pages about what 1t already has this
month.-Judge.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

Visitor-Has your son Siram got
any good out of q college education?
Farmer-You bet he has. Before
he went I never could get him to do
any chores around the farm. But aft
er them hazers got hold Of him he
got so tame he'll do anything you tell
him.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
Echoes Of the ReunIo,

Echoes Of the Reunion.
II met one thousand veterans at
Gettysburg who claimed to have fired
the first shot"
They may all be correct. The first
fire was a fusillade."
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

Something Else to Think About.
She used to call poor hubby up
Ten times day and ask him how
He did, but that was years ago
Bridge parties keep her busy now.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
Just Suited.

Just Suited.
Her name was Caprice.
And nobody blamed her.
But her parents were wise
On the day that they named hsfs
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

The Iron Enters His Soul.
Mosely Wraggs-Hello. ole pal!
Leavin' town? Wot fur?
Wareham Long with concentrated
bitterness)-I'm helpin' z keep the
cjty clean! =
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
CHILDREN LOVE
SYRUP Of FIGS
4 b cruel to force nauseatinq,
harsh physic into a
sick child.

Look back at your childhood days
Remember tho dose" mother insisted
on-castor oil. calomel. cathartics.
How you hated them. how you fought
against taking them.
With our children It's different.
Aothers who cling to the old form Of
physic simply don't realize what they
Do. The children's revolt II well-found-
81 Their tender little "insides" are
injured BY them.
II your child's stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansinG. give only deli-
caous California Syrup Of Figs" Its
action u positive. but gentle. Millions
q mothers keep this harmless fruit
lexatiye" handy; they know children
love 10 take It: that 1t never fails 10
e1ean Dc liver and bowels and sweet
- tho stomach, and that . teaspoonful
g1v0 toany nnveo . sick child tomos.
r0W.
Ask af Tho stoge for . 6ocent bottle
q -Calitnsnia Syrup Of Figs" which
- fAu diect3oos for babies. childrea
q IN aess and tor srovnsps plainly
- each bott1a Aav.
Noe n latrodUcejoa.
-Didnt you ten mo that you wefe
su'as To introduce me:- asked the
eminent vtzitnc.
wen. didn't IT asked the psomi-
~ e4ft1on.
"lGa Yoa talked % long that yoa
vU neaxiy shut No out. ."-Washing.
~ Senr.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

Locality.
~Dld you see BernhArdt In Hepee-
to1reT
Nope: I saw her tn New YORK.
Baltimore American.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28
Too Much eaIl.

Too Much Ball.
"why did you move away from Chi
cago?"
"The doctor advised my husband to
move to some town with only one team
to worry about"
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

Ten smiles for nickel. Alwsyy buy Re
sssts.1 AZ.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

etsbhcrn Co3ds and irritated Bronchia
Tubes are sasily relieved BY Deans Men
tho2ated Cough Dsops-6c at Druggists.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

The best man sometimes wins by
losing Ct . Wedding
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

Ass.WinGa0w's 0oos1inG 0yr1D 1oP OhGAToo
tssthins, softsns the gums, yoA1sss ia6a1AA-
tSon, ,slla9s poanv cures wiDA solSs, - 6ossloAo
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

A low grade man Judges his friends
b. Whist they are Wiling TO do for
him.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

Even the stingy men make idea
Even the stingy manicure il willini
10 treat an hands.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

Most OF us would feel pretty we'll
It wasn't tor our imaginary ailments.
The Keota news., 1913-11-28

Some, people get 30 used to be
looked up to that they carry th
pedeGtAls around with them
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-08

Resort news and advertising re-
ceiyed too late to be included in this
section will be found in Part v.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16
PRIVATE HOME

WILLOWS-MERB. CONFIDENTIAL
confinement seclusion, legal adoption.
Mrs. r. Phillips. 1ith E. bet 18TH and
18th SO. Sugar station. Hyland 123l-M.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16
Autos Stored and Repaired

THE POSToFFICE GARAGE HAS BEEN
opened by J. Il. FLEECE and G.. W. Bal
lard. and In the future Will be run as a
full mechanics In our employ. Autos
stored and kept in running condition. 60
73 Postoffice place. bi442
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16
KODAK DEVELOPING

EXPERT WORK ON SHORT NOTICE
Alseen Studios (2). 10 State 81. SO L.
End South coGl
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16
For Sale-Horses and Vehicles


UNcEDIT DISINFECTANT
VIII keep ba throom etc. In sanitary
condition. Used in railroad coaches, hos
pitals, churches, hotels and all public
places, 1t will kill cockroaches, bedbugs.
weavel, moth. flies. mites and ali kinds
or Insects. No mill can afford TO be with
out It, II is highly recommended by all
users. Try Uneedit; manufa ctured only
by the Challenge Stock Food Co We
also manufacture poultry tonic, hoof oil.
lice killer. foot ease, hog remedy. worm
balls, physic balls. collie cures for horses
and cattle. sore throat and strangle for
horses. spawn and ring bones. curbs,
wind pun and all growths. Condition
powder for horses. cattle. sheep and hogs
Black salve and oil for cuts, bruises
running sores. Has no equal
Barn Feed Yard, 81 So. End West
c2516
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FOR RENT
,or Rent-Houses Unfurnished
For Rent-HOuses Furnished

3 OR 4-ROOM MODERN, Eel LEGANTLY
Furnished. piano. lawn, sleeping porch.
asamohIA iSs II street b4092
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AUTOMOBILE NUMBERS

~~-7~->>~>>>-~~--~~>-~--~-~
NICKEL; BRASS. ENAMEL. Soc TO S.
Chas. Peterson. signs. - Upper Rich
ards - be7a
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STORE AT 81 ". STATE, HALF BLOCK
north of Eagle gate. Great location for
drug store Little & Little. No, l West
Second South s3916
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16

WE BUY ALL KINno 49,
furniture and paw rea 0r HQC
on save time and IeasonahI
soHlh' Wasatch 5I7i w. 50
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16

GARAGE FOR RENT. CLOSE -
South 3th East.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16
CARPENTERS AND JOBBERS
EYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT
ACCORDION PLEATING

SUNBURST AND SIDE PLEATING.
sos East Sd South. Phone Hyland 1871.
r 4 b457l
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FOR SALE
FOR Sale-Furn;t,|

cjty ''ooS OF second hand AND
ra an, a,,se consisting OF u Snr. 5000
we" W and household f,urnit!,le
lect,onss g s'so o, have the IarSesn,I spnIal1In
nlI ',vas I'M OF rugs and esrns,a rs. an
'' makes and sizes esrpets.
- IN, NEE goods are abou,
.hu . VIC can sell them as Eo@
'he regular price tor abo1|
l2S-ia2 w. End .so,;. ss e
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16
For Rent-Furnished Cottages
Stores and Offices

OFFICE ROOMS. TRIBUNE BUILDING
Inquire F. J. Westcott, 1908 Kearns
building. m33
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16

BEST LOCATED OFFICE ROOMS IN
the city; very reasonable Right next
10 Heart OF Business Inquire on prem
ises. Boyd Park bldg. b3S49
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FOR RENT
Apartments Furnished

RoOMS, SANTA ANA, 339 IL.
= rooms, Woodruff, 2Sb End f.. .. 40 90
SALT LAKE SECURITY e. TRUST
COMPANY.
81 Main Street Exchange 50.
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FOR RENT
Housekeeping Rooms


TWO ROOMS, ALSO ONE LARGE
room. neatly furnished for light house
keeping. SO South Third East. b39
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TWO SECONDHAND M0tTmSiI 1,,seiII
for sale, cheap. WILCOX iu'
r. 2nd S.
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Autos for Hire

PHONE WASATCH 1896 FOR SUNDAY
and holiday appointments; new cars:
good service. elS31
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GOOD ICE BOX. sUlLAcMhzp cshszp:
resta urant or butcher s,, SHOP JeI JJewsI'
=. rSe hood and two-oVeH
ranpe Mt Winn'S care.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16
INSURANCE

~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~>~~>~>>~~
WE WANT YOU TO SELL COMBINA- =
tion health and accident Insurance.
Utah Funding company. go Boston build
ing c2759
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HAIRDRESSING

LADIES, MAKE YOUR APPOINT
ments early. We are open evenings.
w 1886 Velvetlna ParIors. 81 70. lth
South street s275e
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-06-16

5-ROOM MODERN BUNoAL0W.-
water heat, 2 large sleeping
cement basement, large-iot, m;,sn~
garden. Chicken coops. 1iio
$500. Hyland 1l42-M,
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SECONDHAND cTORES

GET OUR PRICES BEFORE BUYING
or selling your second hand furniture
Salt Lake Furniture Co.. 165 S. w. Tenn
ole. Wasatch 3637. r2279
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,o,,a' lure all rooms rented. ed'Ih,,sANI I,,.iA',sN!I
'Tsm 'ronse iof rent. No deals =
isihple' Was, 1851 y
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~@--~~-~>>'>--~-~---~~~>~~
WE SELL, RENT AND REPAIR ALL
makes, 15s State. Was. 4103 d3416
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FOR SALE
Poultry and Pet Stock

P'-W.'S CHICK MAMMA SUPPLIES
:, every need for chicks from one day 10
three Weeks old $3.50 per hundred.
1850
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For Observation-Disclosures

DESK ROOM. WITH OR WITHOUT
desk; stores In business district, $500;
2o00 So. II. cement floor, well lighted,
suitable for many purposes. w. ]. Doo-
ley, rs P, o. place. c21l7
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MILLINERY

ALL STYLES AND Shapes FpoN
80 to IS. Low rent affords me 10 MAKE
these prices. 2IS Center ST. Get of AT
9Th North. cotst
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FOR RENT
For Rent-Furnishe. Rooms

IN NICE QUIET DESIRABLE LOCA
toni close in; cool and beautiful
shade: elegant furnished rooms. single or
en- suite: board IL desired, 210 North
State c702
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MILLINERY SCHOOL

PARIS SCHOOL: NEW, UP-TO-DATE
hats exchanged for your old ones:
finest assortment In the city. 303 s. 5th
f. Hyland 176i-M. b2430
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-07-22
TWO NEleHBoRs.

Two neighbors kept hens and
Quarreled because they scratched each
others potato rows up. One sold his
hens unknown to the other. who made
a large run and fastened his hens up,
saying:
Now, the first hen l see In my
garden | shall shoot
Next day he saw hen scratching
as usual, so he got the gun and shot
it, then threw it over his neighbor 8
rails, saying, Take your hem" The
hen was picked up, taken in, and
cooked.
The following days the same thing
happened. Still the neighbor took
them up and said nothing, till the
seventh came over and hit him on the
head. Then he picked it up and threw
il back at his neighbor, saying: Eat
your old hens We are tired of eating
them. and prefer little pheasant,
sold my hens over a month since!"--
! Tit-Bits.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-07-22
ALL HE KNEW.

THAT waiter has the most wonder
ftil memory Of any man | know aalS
jenkins
In what way?" asked the friend
who was lunching with him
You see that row of hats hanging
up there? Well, III bet YOU anything
you like that when We get up from
the table he'll give you your hat
and not mine although I'm wearing a
new one today. expect he noticed tt
as coon as came into the restau,
rant"
This prophecy was amply fulfilled.
At any rate. the waiter fully appor.
toned the proper headgear TO each
of the two men, whersupon jenkins
Inquired:
I say waiter. how on earth DC you
know that this is ny hst7'
4 don't. sir. replied the waiter
nfter he had pocketed his tip. An
I know is that it happens to be the
hat You we're wearing when YOU ar
rived""-Answprs
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-07-22

Mr.. Anglers, OF the Angler Auto
Co., has engaged the services of Mr..
Hugh Annis, of Chicago. specialist
on carbeuration, fabrication and
ignition for July so Mr. Annis
guarantees an increase of from 10
to Is per cent in power and general
efficiency; also decrease of 10 per
cent in fuel consumption; the time
required to do this work is from 10
to Is minutes
Mr.. Annis' services are free from
I a. m. till 5 p. m. All who wish
their cars isnpected should bring
them to this garage on this date,
Remember-M Mr.. Annis' services are
FREE TO the automobile public
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