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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

The first shipment of millinery for
the fall season to reach Ocala is now
on display at Klein's Big Store.
Pretty ready-tO-wear felts in all the
latest shapes and shades. Shipments
received twice week by ex-
press. 9-17-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

This morning when Mrs. A j.
Brlgance went into her kitchen to
prepare dinner she found under the
gas stove an enormous black snake
She phoned Mr.. Brigance of her dis
coVery but before he reached the
house she had killed the snake
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Tomorrow or next day a party Of
gentlemen from this city will leave
for New York on the Clyde Line,
where they will spend a month in
and around that city The party will
consist of DR.. E. G. Lindner, Messrs.
H. w. and r. E. Tucker and Otto
SWartZ
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Mr.. ]. A Bruederly, of the Stars
job printing department, went to
1he Seaboard limited to spend Sun
day with his wife who is in that city
for a few weeks for medical treat
ment.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

A gentIeafan of our acquaintance,
who has small poultry farm, finds
that q majority of Ills fall chicks are
roosYers, which cal Uses him to say
that because he ca raise crows is no
reason why he shd buId eat them
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

A Timely Interception. Biograph
comedy.
MaX's First Job. Pathe comedy.
A Rose of May Selig drama.
The Wine of Madness. Lubin
Drama-Ady
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

The fact that we must have more
room for our new fall stock will save
many dollars to those who take ad-
vantage of the Ten Day Sale at
Klein's. 9-17-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Mr.. Frank Harris Jr., one of the
proprietors of the Ocala Banner, will
leave in a few days for New York
City and will spend his vacation in
the east and expects among other
pleasures to witness the worlds
series of baseball games.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

NJ and Mrs S. ]. McCully of >Ber-
In were ip<fo1n today. They left
with DR.. ]. C. Boozer at the CONNER
ciaA Bank tw6-T4 -pounR sweet pota-
toes faken from ore hill.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

In buying drugs here you are al
lutte purity-standard strength, be-
cause you're entitled to them. Gerig's
drug stores 9-20-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

The Moose have received two fine
pool tables and one billiard table, the
best of their kind, and are now able
to supply the enjoyment of these
popular games to their members.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Mr. H. D. Palmer of Tampa spent
Sunday in the city with his brother,
Mr.. Whitfield Palmer. He is on his
way home from North Carolina,
where he has been spending his va
cation in the mountains.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

The Hart, Schaffner & Marx ready
TO wear clothing need no. introduce
ton in Ocala. Waterman is exclus-
i've agent for this superior line. 9-22
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

A lot of new Hart, Schaffner &
Mark suits just in at Waterman's.
They're the very latest designs.
Come and look then over. 9-22-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Mr.. Sam T. Hodges, a large and
lively travelling man from Boston,
spent Sunday in the city, the guest
Of his brother, Mr. c. T. Hodges.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

You should discard that straw hat.
See Waterman for the latest-soft
hats and derbies. 9-22-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

MIR. G. A. Vaughan, proprietor of
urday. Mr.. Vaughan bought a fine
piano recently from Mr. A NJ. Lans-
ford
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Prices have been reduced on the
entire stock during the Ten Day
Sale now going on at Klein's big
store west of the courthouse. 9-17-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Mr.. Rae Ferguson, who has been
in Lakeland all summer. is in Ocala
on a few days visit.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Mr.. P. L. Billingsley came up from
Orlando Saturday night to visit his
family.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

There was a light recorders court
this morning. Major Izlar, just
home from South Carolina presided.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

They are worth looking at even if
you don't buy-those nobby Halves
and John B. Stetson hats at Water
mans haberdashery. 9-22-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

days in the city, returned to Clear
water Sunday afternoon.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

All the late shapes and shades in
mems fall hats are just in at Water
mans. Get yours now 9-22-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Use Scott tissue towels and save
laundry bills They are sanitary
The Murray Company. 9-2O-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Excellent values in shirt waists
may now be had at Klein's Ten Day
Sale for Acc. to 9Sc 9-17-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Ladies wash dresses, $3.50 to 50
values, for CSC at KIein's Ten Day
Sale. 9-17-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22
ORDER OF EASTERN STAR

Ocala Chapter. No. %, o. E. s..
meets at Yonge's hall the first Fri
day evening at 1880 o'clock and the
third Friday afternoon at $3.50, OF
each month.
Mrs. Emma c. Burnett, w NJ
Miss Florrie Condor, Secretary.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22
OCALA LODGE NO. $50, b. P. O. e

Ocala Lodge, No. 2S6, Benevolent
and Protective Order of Elks, me cts
the second and fourth Tuesday even
ings in each month. Visiting breth-
rem always welcome
Chas. w. Hunter, E. r.
Joseph Bell, Secretary. Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Woodmen meet Friday evening.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Mr. o. o. Owens of Coleman was
in town Saturday.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Regular convocations of the Ocals
Chapter No. IS, R. A. NJ. on the
fourth Friday in every month al
1870 p. N. c. B. Connor, H. P.
Jake Brown, Secretary. Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

DR.. E. Van Hood, after a day or
two of sickness, is up again.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22
RAIN COATS, RAIN COATS

The best rain coat in the city,
heavy, long and guaranteed, $3.50,
just received at B. Goldman's. why
Pay More % 9-2O-3t%
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

The Store Accommodating" 9-2O
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

New books arriving every few
days at The Murray Company. 9-20tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Board of Trade Wednesday night
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

f. U. of A. NETS Thursday night.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Moose meet Thursday evening.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

DIR. w X. IIANE-Specialist, Eye
Ear, Nose md Throat. Office Law
library Building, Ocala.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Crockery and china very cheap at
The Murray Company. 920-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Odd Fellows meet tomorrow night.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

Elks meet tomorrow evening.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22

-EYhat Day Do You Think It Is? If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22
DEMONSTRATION
DAY.

~ nv
TUESDAY, the 2Srd. will be
Demonstration Day at our
store.
We will have a surprise for
you in the way of a treat.
Don't fail to come. liz you are
not customer of ours. come
anyway. We will look for
you between the hours of
three and five.
Our next demonstration will
be on THURSDAY the End of
October, at the same hours.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22
CHAPTER NO. IS, r. A. NJ.

What Day Do You Think 1t Is? If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-09-22
OCALA OCCURRENCES

X. of 2. meet tonight.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
HELP WANTED-FEMALE,


WANTED-Wo start fascinating
home business tinting postcards. pic
lures, etc, spare time; many make S12
weekly: no canvassing; samples Toe;
particulars free. Artist, DAB 1870 Man
haitian street, New York.
.GJPT LEARN MILLINERY; best
vi hLC trade on earth for women;
pays $50 to 500 a month Write Ideal
School Of Millinery, 1902 Whitehall St
We make over and retrim hats free.
WANTED Young women ana girls le-
string attractive positions. Welfare of
operators and clerks closely supervised
by the company; their conduct on the
premises carefully guarded by mstron,
women supervisors and chief operator.
who have complete control over the re-
firing and operating rooms Short train
ing course for those inexperienced; SAL
airy paid while learning Salary in
creased upon being transferred to oper-
ating force, and for those becoming ef-
fcient, increased as they become
worthy, with opportunities for ultimate
advancement to $50 per month. Refer
ences proving the standing of the appli-
cant essential. Those having educs-
tional advantages preferred Lunch
room and comfortable retiring rooms
provided with several hundred Carnegie
Library books for the convenience of
the operators Afatron and trained
nurse in attendance Apply $50 TO 8,
Southern Bell Telephone and Telegraph
Company Trainsng School, 25 Auburn
avenue.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
SITUATIONS WANTEp-FEMAlE
sFECIAL RATES for stu,

ton wanted ads; lines | Time,
Toe: 3 times, zoe; Z times, ACC.
WANTED Position by reliable colored
girl as nurse or maid, with people
that VIII furnish room on lot. Can fur
nlsh good references. l16 Violet street
POSITION wanted as stenographer lust
out of school start with fair salary.
Can Ivy t6li-L.
w ANTED-P Position as housekecper or
linen room girl. have had several
years experience; win accept position
in or oet OF city, Apply IS Walton St
]. y, city
YOUNG LADY desires position as ste.
nogra pher. one years experience
Willing 70 start on moderate salary
Miss y. y. z. a9S Central avenue
WANTEp-By trained nurse, place in
private family TO nurse one or two
children more than four years old BOYS
preferred. Address sunshine care
Georgian.
Young LADY with experience wants
position as stenogra pher or general of
flee work Miss NJ. Box pos care Geor-
gan.
NANTEp-Posltjon as laundress on lot
Phone Main 1881.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
COST SC SET

SELLS l5C to Csc Homes buy l2 to
40 sets, hotels 100. Anyone can at
tach Evergrip Gliding Casters No
rollers. Save carpets, furniture ana
floors Carried in pocket, Samples free.
Eversrp Co, Warren St, New York.
RoN .
WANTEp-AgentS Csnvassers crew
managers sdiCsNcu wanted in every
community for our famous and S-cake
81 soap assortments advertising price
CSC; costs i2iRc; attractive premiums
given everybody buys, lose no time ge; =
t'ng our list money getters Moore
EroS Co. Manufacturers Established
1890, 2ss Greenwich street, New York.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
AGENTS AND statesmen
WANTED

WANTEDSFiffy cents In ouantities)
buys full-size compressed air clothes
washer. Weighs only 2 pounds. Wo-
men grab it at 81 SO; 2o09s profit. Thor
oughly cleans tub Of clothes in 8 min
Msrrick earned $50 first weeks. A IA
year-old boy in Kansas made $50. 10 out
SIDE OF school hours during September
Send for catalog to-day and get your
county right. Wendell Washer Co.. 121
Oak street, Leipslc, Ohio.
WANTED-Salesmen for country towns
s25 weekly salary and IS per day al
lowed for expenses when travelling.
Western Cider Co. St Louis, Mo.
WANTED-Agents, salary or commits
sion. Greatest seller yet. Every user
pen and ink buys on sight; 200 to 5000
profit one agents sales 1920 in six
days another 1872 in two hours Mon
roe Mfg. Co, ME, La Crosse, Wis.
WANTED-Men and women agents;
new line; big commission. Select your
territory and begin at once. Iluse Com
pany, $40 Temple Court Building. At
Ianta.
ANTED-Salesmen for SkA1 soaps
Don't miss this opportunity 10 secure
the selling right for these well known
soaps, Experience not necessary. You
can devote your entire time or handle
as side line Write for our offer. Ad-
dress Skat, Hartford, Conn
COMPETENT agents wanted to sell the
Sasni- Masseur machines. Good prof
its TO good statesmen. 58la Whitehall,
Atlanta.
AGENTS wanted 10 sell a new book,
Wonders Of Proyidences,' great
record Of Gods faithfulness in dealing
with the people oe all classes: $50 pages;
price. SIPS We pay, agents 80 per cent
commission. Hopkins Book Concern,
Atlanta. Ga.
WANTED--Agents everywhere to han
die fast selling necessities; make IS to
s15 daily. Write for catalogue and
agents prices. Samples free. Hatcher
Mfg Co. Dept. 8, Atlanta, Ga.
WE HAVE openings for ten lot sales
men to sell improved lots in Druid
Hills and Peachtree section, on easy
terms. hustler can earn from $3.50
per month upward. Address Lot Sales
man Box 10. care Georgian.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
FURNITURE AND HOUSEHOLD
GOODC
-
MONEY WANTED.

10 BORROW 800 on f{rst mortgage
real estate notes. Answer quick. Bor-
rover, care Georgian
WANTED-$10,0 900 first mortgage notes
in annual series would consider sec
ond mortgage notes of lt-edge Resoy
Money, Box 10, care Georgian.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29

$50 PER DAY paid one lady in each
town to distribute free circulars for
concentrated fiavoring in tubes. Per-
manent position. F. L. Barr Company,
Chicago
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
TEACHERS WANTED.

Men For 6is6- class country ii' School at
once. Home furnished, if married.
Also several other good men and women
for rural school Sheridans Teachers
Agency 307 Gambler Building.
NATURALIZATION for graded and
long term rural schools Sheridan s
Teachers Agency 307 Gambler Bldg.
MAINLY Village schools, Foster 5
Teachers Agency, 6i6 Third National
Bank Bldg, Atlanta. Ga
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29

WANTED First class maid and nurse
Need not apply without best refer
ences. Call between and 8 y. m. APP
ply r. r. Hudgins, 166 North jackson
street,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29

WANTED-Stock and bond sa esman
wanted. Exceptional opportunity for
men of ability and push, Al PROPOSE
ton, Good commissions. Write A, IL.
ClanSS. ChArlagtnn- S @
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
OFFICES FOR RENT.
BUSINESS SPACE FOR RENT.

ENTIRE second floor over 1921 Peters
street, ore large room about 5000
square feet suitable for business or
manufacturing with an apartment in
the rear consisting of three rooms and
bath. Hugh Richardson, Atlanta Ma
tional Bank Building
re)s RENT-Loft 25x50 feet, SSh Az.
burn avenue; SIS, worth $40, (Also
office) Call afternoons
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

WANTED-Girl for Sunday mornings,
8 to s. Pay soc loo Lawton street,
WANTED-Good cook Furnished room
on lot Apply III North Jackson
street
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29

WANTED--Experien nurse; also ex-
perienced cook References required.
Apply ISL West Peachtree street or Ivy
1l9S phone,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST--Ladies watch Saturday night,
between Gambler Building, on Peach
Tree, and STs Auburn avenue. Return 90
IS Piedmont avenue or call Ivy 45lS.
Liberal reward
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29

LoST-Guld ring, with large blue white
stone near l64 Auburn avenue. RE-
urn to @S5 Trust Company az Georgia
Building for reward
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29

LOST-Ladies' silver mesh bag at Kirk.
wood Station, containing money, pa
pers, hypodermic syringe and other arti
Giles. Keep the money and return TO 200
Atlanta Trust Bldg
FOTND--A watch. owner can have
by calling at % W. Baker street, PROV
ing property and paying charges.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29

All trains run daily. Central time.
City Ticket Office No. l Peachtree st
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29

WANTED-Necktie proposition for holt
day trade. Beautiful premium to each
customer. Ladies or gentlemen make
$40 week from now until Christmas.
Outfit free to workers, BE first in your
neighborhood. Wilson Mfg Co, Ian
ca star Ohio
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
UNFINISHED ROOMS FOR
RENT

-.~--.~S-O .~--N>-~>-@N
FOR RENT-Four unfurnished rooms,
upstairs. very reasonable. 1I3 Luckie
street Atlanta phone 3O25-A a.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
STORES FOR RENT.

f75SP s r,s1Sfcfc"erc SS
ness for meat and groceries ;one of best
neighborhoods in Atlanta. Address West
End, care Georgian
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
PICTURE PLAYS.

WRITE M6TfNG PfcTGRR1E: Plays.
WE SHOW YOU HOW. We are in the
film business, thus know how to crit
icise; Write US Al Bartlett Film Co,
Rhodes Bldg
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-29
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST Bunch Of keys with Mason's An
nuity tag and automobile shaped bot
lie opener. Ivy 57l7
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-24
MCINTOSH

Mcintosh, Jan. 22.-Messrs W. E.
Christian and ]. B. Neal left Mcintosh
on Tuesday bound for Miami in a Metz
Miami, has been visiting his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. K. Christian for a few
days.
The farmers are planting tomato
and bean seed much earlier than usual
because of the mild weather, while
lettuce and cabbage are in motion.
The first dance of this year was held
in Turnipseed & Gist's hall Friday
night with large crowd in attend
ance. The music was from Ocala.
Miss Lola Smith of Tacoma spent a
few days last week with Miss Hattie
Neal
is the guest of Miss Anna Waddell.
Mrs. Emily Bateman has returned to
her home in Mcintosh after a six
weeks visit with her daughter, Mrs.
T. B. Hester Of Evinston Her many
friends will be glad to know that Mrs.
Bateman's health has improved very
much.
A midnight picnic up the lake to. the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. W. C. Smith was
one of the unusual stunts pulled off
last week. Nearly all the young folks
in town joined and all returned feel
ing that they had had the time of
their lives.
The tennis court has been placed in
commission and Mcintosh is develop
ing some champion players.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-24
PARADEs WILL SOLVE
ALL THE PROBLEMS

The washington star tells of this
dialogue:
Charley, dear" said young Mrs.
Torkins, I'm going to be a suffra-
gette and march in a parade"
You are, eh?"
Yes. feel it my duty to show an
active interest in politics"
"I see. Well, what are your views
on schedule K of the tariff?"
That's not politics. That's the al
phabet"
well, how about direct primaries
or the initiative and referendum"
ooh, never pretended to know much
Latin"
How about banking and fnance?''
"Why-they seem all right, don't
they?"
you seer he shouted, triumphant
ly, you don't know a thing about the
subjects that are being discussed"
well, Charley, dear, you mean well,
of course. But 1 must say that it
seems very stupid and silly of you to
learn all those hard words and puzzle
over problems to show your interest in
politics when we can do so simply by
marching in a parade"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-24

The Agatherfdan Society held it's
regular meeting this afternoon. After
the minutes OF the preceding meeting
had been read and approved, the fol-
lowing program was rendered:
Subject: The Worlds Greatest Ora
tors.
Song by school.
Essay, Benefit Of oratory to Politics
George Davis.
Grafton, Demosthenes-Rob Con-
nor.
/ Essay, The Contest Between Demos
themes and Aeschines-Olivia Tofra-
1etti
Essay, oratory in Ancient Greece
Martina Rentz.
Essay, Cicero and the Conspiracy of
Cataline-Theo Wallis.
Essay, Burke and the Colonies in
America-Annie Pope Eagleton.
Selection from Patrick Henry's
sGive Ne Liberty or Give Ne Death
Claudia O'Neal
Essay, Daniel webster-clarence
Yonge.
Piano so1o-Theo Wallis.
Debate: Resolved, That the Art of
Oratory is Declining. Affirmative. John
Bats, Anna Belle Allen; negative.
Maxwell Bogue, Sam Burford
The judges. Mamie Sheppard, Robert
Moorhead and Robert Connor, decided
in favor of the affirmative. After the
reports of the critics. there being no
further business to come before the
house, the society adjourned to meet
again Feb. Z, 1913.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-24
ONE MAN AND HIS WIFE
Have Solved the Saloon Problem to the
Assurance Of Their own
HaDufnes@

A certain man and his wife have hit
upon a plan that, SO far, is working
well. The wife purchases whisky by
the gallon and when the old man
comes home in the evening; ne. of
course, springs a dozen reasons why
he should have a little stfmuIant
Perhaps he pleads headache. and
had hard days work, or it has been
raining and his feet are wet or he has
dropped a lynch pin or sprung a tire,
or something.
The average citizen who likes his
nip occasionally is very resourceful in
finding a good reason why he should
take unto himself little artificial
heat
Then it is that his wife arises to the
occasion.
She presides over the mixing Of the
connection and sells it to her husband.
She gets twenty-five cents a cock
tail or if he drinks three it's three for
81 The more he drinks the more it
costs him per drink.
Of course, when he sets reckless and
offers s. for drink, then she knows
it is time to close up that particular
bar for the evening.
The wife makes lots of money that
way. On the proceeds she goes to all
the big plays, her clothes are of the
latest style and when summer time
comes there is enough left over for a
good vacation.
The old man doesn't miss the mon
ely and very few of his friends know
that he drinks at all
If the bout makes him too heavy he
can throw himself on the sofa and sleep
it off.
A half hours good sleep in a COM
Portable position will bring most of US
through a bout with John Barleycorn
and so with this husband
He has also discovered that a good
orange, eaten Immediately after this
little affair sweetens mis- breath and
restores his stomach to its normal
condition apparently.
This man makes it a rule never tc
drink during the day time and always
follows his evening drink with a good
substantial dinner.