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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-06-22
Tho Rock. and tho ssaouls.

A Dover correspondent reports q ~
rious incident which was witnessed at
y farm at Films Vale. on the confines
Of the borough. A flock Of seagulls n.y.
ing inland had taken possession OF q
newly sown field and were pecking
away. when a still more numerous
dock Of rocks swooped down and at-
tackled the gulls. The rocks. being
about two to each gull, tapped and
rushed the gulls until they withdrew
to a field some distance of. The vic
torious rocks then proceeded to enjoy
themselves In the field. having first get
what were, apparently sentries along
the side Of the field. 1t was amusing
to watch these sentries hustling away
any gull which strayed too near. 1t
has been noted by naturalists that this
settiag Of sentries IS in accordance
,NitA the habits Of rooks.-London By
stander.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-06-22
YOU'LL WANT IT
ALL THE TIME

~11 TIC Iu"c
Once you have tasted the delicious
nut-like flavor of minnesota Macaro-
nj, you will want to eat it every day.
There has never been any macaroni
like it before-none so firm, so nutri.
tious and so havory.
minnesota" Macaroni is one of the
best and most nourishing foods known
yet it costs only ABOUT one cent a
dish. Serve it at least twice a week
In place of meat. You will save mon
ey and your family will enjoy better
health.
minnesota" Macaroni is especially
fine for children-it builds strong
bodies and does not overload the stom-
ach.
Try the handy minnesota" Cut
Macaroni. which is cut into uniform
pieces-it' cooks more evenly and is
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-06-22
WANrED-A MINISTER'S WIFE

AT length we have settled a pastor;
am sure ! can't tell why
The people should grow so restless
Or candidates grow so shy:
But after q two years searching
For the "smartest" man in the land
In a fit OF desperation
We took the nearest at hand.
And really he swe nicely
To I'LL the gap you know,
TO run the machine and bring up
arrears,
And make things generally 60,
He has a few little f~ailings,e =
His ermon are commonplace
quite,
But his manner is very charming z,
And his teeth are perfectly white
And so OF all the dear people"
Not one in a hundred complains,
For beauty, and grace of manner
Are so much better than brains;
Eut the parish have all concluded .
He needs a partner for life"
Please notice our advertisement, J.
"Wanted-A minister's wife"
Wanted-A perfect lady,
Delicate, gentle, refined,
With every beauty of person,
And every endowment of mind;
Fitted by early culture
TO in fashionable life,
TO shine a gem in the parlor;
"Wanted-A Minister'S Wife"
Wantcd-a thoroughbred worker.
Who well to her household looks,
Shall we see our money wasted
BY extravaganza. ignorant cooks?,
Who cuts the daily expenses
With economy sharp as a knife.
And washes and scrubs in the kitch-
u en-;
"Wanted-A Minister'S Wife,"
A very domestic person."
To callers she must not be ''out,"
1t has such a bad appearance
For. her to be gaddng about,
Only to visit The parish
Every year of her life.
And attend the funerals and we'd
dings;
"Wanted-A Minister'S Wife"
TO conduct the ladies meeting"
The Sewing circle" attend,
And when we work" for the soldiers
Her ready assistance lend.
To clothe the destitute children
Where sorrow and want are rife,
And look up Sunday school scholars:
Wanted-A Ministers Wife.
Careful to entertain strangers.
Traveling-agents and such"
or this kind of "angel visits
The deacOnS have had so much.
AS to prove a perfect nuisance
And hone these plaques of their
life"
Can be sent to the parsons:
Wanted-A Minister'S Wife.
A perfect pattern of prudence
Than all others spending less,
But never disgracing the parish
BY looking shabby in dress:
Playing the organ on Sunday
would aid our laudable strife.
TO save the society money;
Wanted-A Minister'S Wife.
And when we have found the person
We hope by working the two
To lift our debt and build a new
church,
Then We shall know what TO do,
For they will be worn and weary
Needing a change of life,
And we advertise-Wanted,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-06-22

Impotence has wings and PASSES the
goal. Intention packs her trunk and
misses the coach. Resolve STARTS on
foot and wins.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-06-22
FUNERAL Of MRS. SANDERS.

The funeral of Mrs. Ralph Sanders
was held Saturday morning. A short
service was held at the Sanders res.
idence on Thayer street, at 8 o'clock,
which was followed by a longer and
more impressive service at the Cath.
Ole church, at 8:15, conducted by the
Rev. Father Hiltner. The deceased
was resting in a perfect bower OF
flowers, contributions from friends,
and the four fraternal orders Of which
Mr.. Sanders IS q member sent pretty
Moral tributes. The Sp~allbearers we're:
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27

every opportunity to work out his
program. The same sentiment is
noticeable among thespeople. 1t has
been surprising to find, in relation
to the currency measure, bankers,
as rule, supporting the president,
however much they dislike the
currency bill. Their attitude has
been one Of assisting the admins
tration to get the question threshed
cut and brought to the best posi-
Bile conclusion. The same attitude
has been held toward his tariff
efforts, and especially toward his
dealings with Mexico.
This spirit Of faith and tolerance
must mean much to president be-
ginning his administration under es-
pecially trying conditions. 1t marks
not only the general respect in which
the president is held, but new era
in our poll cal history. People are
coming to regard the president as
the, president of the whole country,
! and party feeling is abating.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
NorsTHE MAN BUT THE MONEY

7 -
(From the New York WORLDLY
IT is to be regretted that various
newspapers of ability published
south and west. of New York do not
grasp the issue involved in the case
Of Thaw. New York is not crazy
over a murderous degenerate; New
York newspapers are not giving up
columns OF valuable space simply to
exploit his performances, and the
people Of New Y ork are not follow
ing his fortunes merely because they
have nothing better to do. isI.:
Thaw as Thaw would receive lit
tie attention in the metropolis, but
Thaw personifying a great fortune
.evoted to lawles sness becomes al
object Of prime importance. It is
not Thaw, it is the ThaW money tina!
compels notice. The money thus
used cannot be ignored. The crea
ture in whose behalf 1t is used may
interest some people, but in the main
he is of no consequence.
For several years past the ques
ton involved in this controversy has
been whether the ThaW money was
more powerful than the state Of New
York. Such a jques ton is worth
considerable newspaper space and {
good deal Of sober thought, even by
such as are weary. of the whole bust
-css. $%
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
ROAD NOTICE.

To VIM. d. Carradus, w. H. Car
rothers, w. L. Carrothers, T. H
| carrothers, John N. 1Carradus, JOIN
r., Carradus, James A. Lyness ant
Arthur L. Lyness and all whom j
may concern:
The commissioner appointed t
view, and, if required, to ESTABLISH
a road known as Creamery Road Elk
tension South road, commencing a
NV corner Of Section %. township
So, Range 6, west 9Th P. NJ, in Del
lware coounty, Iowa, running thence
south on section line between sec
lions % and 20 and 80 and SO ant
1885,, one and one-half mile:
though land owned by VIM. D. Car
radius, W.. H. Carrothers, W. u Car
rothers, T. H. Carrothers, John N
Carradus, John R. Carradus, James
A. Lyness and Arthur L.. Lyness
the said road to be fifty feet wide
twenty-five feet on each side Of sec
ton line and terminating at the in
tersection of proposed road with the
Silver Greek Road which runs ,eas1
and west through sections 80 and
SO has reported in favor Of the es
adjustment thereof, and all objec
tons thereto or claims for damages
must be fild in the auditors office
On or before noon. Of the 21sts day
Ct October, A. D. 1913, or such road
will be established without refer
ence thereto.
Witness my hand, this 25th day Of
August, 1913. SIX.
35.4wks. c. H. BUNKER,
Auditor Delaware county, Iowa.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
SEWER NOTICE.

TO whom it may concern:
Notice is hereby given that the
following resolution is proposed for
adoption by the City Council OF the
City Of Man chester, Iowa;
BE it Resolved by the City Coun-
eli Of the city Of Manchester, Iowa,
SECTION 1. That the construct
ion Of a sanitary sewer along West
Marion Street from Sixth street
along the center OF said Marion
Street to First Street, thence south
along center Of said First street 70
the north line Of the Right of Way
0. the Illinois Central R. R. tn ance
in a southeasterly direction to the
Maquoketa River in the city OF
Manchester, Iowa, IS hereby declared
desirable and a necessity.
SECTION 2. That said Sewer
shall be constructed OF No. l Vitrl-
fled Sewer pipe inches in diameter
to be cemented at the joints by APP
proved method with approved flush
tanks and suitable manholes and lat
eral Y connections to. be laid in ac-
cordance with the plans Of the map
Of the Sanitary Sewer System Of
Manchester, Iowa, and plat book 81
same on file in the office of the City
Clerk, which are made part there
of by reference thereto. #
Section g. The cost of construction
of said Sewer to be assessed against
property abutting thereon and adjac-
emit thereto in accordance with the
laws governing the same, except
that the cost and expense of any de-
ficiency where the special assess
ment which may be levied against
any lot or tract of land, shall be.
insufficient to pay the cost of the inn
provement, and cost Of construction
OF said improvement at street inter
sections, and cost of manholes and
rushtanks shall be paid from the
City Sewer Fund. III
You are further notified that
said resolution will be considered for
It's passage and adoption on the 29th
day . September, 1913, at a meet
ing of the City Council of the City of
Iowa, to be held in the
Council Chambers commencing at 8
o'clock PIP. M. at which time and
place the owners of : the property
abutting ON and adjacent to said pro-.
posed sewer and subject to assess.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
1. THE KAISER a TEEToTALER.

And now comes the announceme EN-
I that the German Emperor has Joined
/ the total abstainers and INDUCES II
the use Of no beverage stronger than
#unfermented grape juice. The pub
lie was quite prepared for this an.
nouncement by the numerous
speeches he has made against the
alse Of alcoholic drinks.
The kaiser is q progressive states
man, and he could not keep up with
\ the best thought Of his day and age
il he did no free himself from the
weights which King Alcohol obliges
al OF his users to carry.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
: I,fE'' ~ as M


Chester Stone Of. Winthrop was
an over Sunday visitor at the B
Ryan home. .s, !. n " t.s
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Briggs and
two daughters were Manchester Wis
itors Saturday.
Mrs. f. Ryan spent Thursday al
the Chas. Barr home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jno. White spent
Sunday at the Jno. Robertson home.
B Quite number of the young folks
from here attended the barn dance
held at the Stewart home Saturday
evening. III
D. D. Sarks and granddaughter
we're visitors in Manchester Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. Ryan, were Sunday
visitors at the Amsa Stone home al
Winthrop.
Mr. and Mrs. c. A. Smock and Mr.
and Mrs. Geo. Turner spent Sunday
at Forestviue.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
Lono Life Of Clocks,

OF all machines made by man none
can compare for long life with the
clock. The life of q clock is as much
longer than that Of any other ma
chinery as the life of a man Is longer
than that ola dog. The French city
of Rouen has great clock which was
built in the year 1889 and Is still keep
ing good time. Except for cleaning
and few necessary. repairs 1t has
never stopped during period of more
than five centuries. It strikes the
hours and chimes the quarters.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
PEOPLE BACK OF PRESIDENT.
(From st. Paul Ponce

(From st. Paul Pioneer PreSS.)
If Woodrow Wilson eventually
should fail to be popular an5 sue
cessful president he will never be
able to lay it to lack of appreciation
and support by press and public. 1t
is doubtful if any man who ever
occupied the presidents chair was
accorded such cordial cooperation
as President Wilson is now receiv-
ing generally No administration
ever began under auspices more
promising. With few exceptions,
al prominent newspapers have up
held his efforts, and in most man
ners have suspended criticism and
been inclined to give the president
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27

reserves, to provide an elastic cur
rency and constant economical ac-
commodation to our commerce. and
industry under system Of govern
ment control, and not under bank
ers' control.
Without intending to, be, unkind,
I am reminded of an ancient anec.
dote, where a fox once urgently in
vited the farmer to place his chick
en- yard under Mis- control on the
ground that he understood the
chicken business better than any
other person in that neighborhood. -
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
Origin Of the Name IN anhattan.w

It is gravely given as an historical
fact that Peter Minuit and his COM
pany bought all OF Manhattan island
for the sumo OF $24 after having re-
duced the owners to state of lntoxi-
cation. It is also stated as true that
the Indians after that bit Of costly
debauchery, gave to the island the
name Of Manhattan, which 1t is said
was Indian for ''the island of blissful
intoxication."
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
Making a Stove Look New.

An old stove can be made to look
like new by, first of all, washing II
with hot soap suds containing an al.
kali to cut the grease, etc. Mix with
any good stove backing a teaspoon OF
turpentine. Apply to stove, and when
nearly dry polish In the usual way.
The turpentine keeps the backing
from flying. Nickel-work on the stoves
can be cleaned by applying wood ash
es and vinegar mixed to paste. APP
ply, and rub or dust. Zinc: Wash clean,
then rub with cloth soaked with ker-
osene. =
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
WEDNESDAY, AUG, FL, 1918.
SENATOR KENYON WOULD FREE
LIST ALL TRUST MANUFAc- @.E
NJ US TURED GOODS. .f

No democrat has made better
democratic speech on the tariff since
the comm encement Of the present
special session Of congress, than was
made by Senator Kenyon Of this
state in support of his amendment
Y to free lis articles manufactured by
the aluminium trust, at once and to
automatically free list all products OF
1 concerns held BY the courts to be
monopolies ~.
III the government cannot control
the trusts he said then we may
d as well concede the trusts are power
full enough to destroy this govern
ment When the nation has grant.
ed protection and an industry so pro,
tected violates the law, that pro,
lection should be taken from it,
The Aluminium company, Senator
Kenyon declared, was engaged in
business treason" against the govern
ment, from which it#receiyed its pro.
lection. The conceren, he said, CAPT
tailed ct ;3o;ooo,ooo, had invested
only $4,000, 900 In twenty-four years
and made 4 profit Of s2s,ooo,ooo o.
its stock.
That kind Of talk has the ring Of
genuine metal Well may our junior
United States Senator protest agains
this country continuing to protect
companies and individuals who are
guilty Of business treason :.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
STAND THE CAFE,

The iron must enter your SOU, my
lad
Stand the gaff;
The hour will come when your ears
viii smart,
When your cheeks will burn and the
tears will start.
Let 'em laugh; 5;;
For the testing Of manhood,s a cruel
thing,
And the lash Of suspicion is heavy
with sting, Z
And Islander and gossip are waiting to
fling
Their mud at the beat Of ambitions
strong wing.
Injustice has always stood ready with
| lies,
she's ahead on the heights and ex-
pecting your rise;
You must pay for your progress, for
there's no success
Where the wolf-pack of envy does
not yelp and press. &.
You must pay for your courage, you
IA, can't dare the stars
And escape without anguish and
bruises and scars.
The cheat and the coward are trail
ing your track. i
The sneak turks behind you to stab
in the back.
Keep honor, no matter how heavy
the cost,
Keep honor, nothing that counts can
be lost.
| When the choice lies before you to
he or seem right,
Then to H ----- with appearances -
stand up and fight.
Herbert Kaufman Gin Woman's
World for September.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
Keep Up the FIaht and win.

K Most failures are due to lack Of wfll
power: Lost the grip upon yourself,
and you are either a fanatic or cow
ard. It takes level head to keep SEN
sibly cool. and stay on the Job in the
face Of obstacles. Here is where will
will-power comes in. It sees no de-
feat. It knows no master.-Exchange.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
Sounds Reasonable.

AS understand It," said gentle.
man. "oleomargarine is made Of beef
fat" "You are undoubtedly right,
said his companion. 4 should think
that the manufacturers would make 1t
Of goat fat" 'Why?" Because the
goat is a natural butter. Detroit
Free Press.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
RAILROAD time CARDS
MANCHESTER q ONEIDA RAILWAY
Time Table No. "a. {


Effective February 2. 1918.
Train No. 2. leaves Manchester ut $40
A. M. connects with G. G. w. train No.
=. west bound. due at Oneida at G:O6 "A.
NJ Returning arrives at Manchester at
$50 A N. 'is$s Fl 5gs 5:S f Sd
Train No. 4, leaves Manchester at 1880
A. NJ. connects with c. CIV. train No.
g.. east bound, due at Oneida at SOL A
N: Returning arrives at Manchester al
1925 A. n. Y%s, n
Train No. a. leaves h Manchester at
8: 10 "A. NJ. connects with C. NJ & St.
?. train No. %, north bound, due at
Oneida juno. at 9:0s A. M Returning
arrives at Manchester at $40 A. NJ.
Train No. 8. leaves Manchester at
$3.50 p. NJ. connects with Il C.:sEG w.
train No. 4. eaSt-bound. due at Oneida
at 800 P. NJ. also connects with c. G..
W. train No. 3. west-b bound. due at
Oneida at 3:48 p. NJ. Returning arrives
at Manchester at APO P. NJ.
Train No. 10. leaves Manchester at
500 r. NJ. connects with c.. M. & St.
P. train No. 81. south bound. due at
Oneida juno. at 5:32 P. NJ Returning
arrives at Manchester at 600 P. M.
Phone Nos. 1862. 5J. 4. s
aI8. w. F. GRossA1AN.f
Traffic Manager
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
HOW IL PR o1ABLY HAPPENED.

Huerta drunk, directed Minister
Urrutia to demand that the United
States recognize his government be
fore midnight. After few hours
Huerta sober took an appeal from rom
Huerta drunk and reversed the
crazy demand.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
Quite safe.

$50 he accepted a job like that, did
he? Well, l did not know that a man
of his standing would accept such
dirty money" ooh; he washed his
hands with an antiseptic solution be-
tore he took the fee."
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
THE BANKERS MEETING IN CHI
y mr. cAGo. 2

The largely attended meeting held
~ the bankers in Chicago last week
was not productive Of beneficial re-
suits. "A few big bankers have made
untold millions by their contSol OF
the credits OF the county and SO
long as the ordinary bankers per-
nit this favored few to speak for
them their requests win not be
granted.
$ss The favore few care but little
about the provisions Of the new cur
rency bill Wha+ they want is a
continuance Of their control OF the
credits OF the country and that they
scannot have. There will be no COM
promise on government control.
The only thing about this mat
Il ter that seems surprising said
Senator Owen, who is chairman OF
the committee which has charge
OF the currency bill, lis that the
7 bankers, who represent one-tenth of
& / per cent OF the people Of the Unit
eds States, do not sufficiently real
lie that they will not be permitted
to control and that there is no
!. sound reason why 100000 of peo-
pie should allow their commerce, in
Eustry and finance to be controlled
by the few excellent gentlemen who
have greatly profited by the control
which they as individuals and as
bankers have heretofore exercised
over the credits of the nation.
ss s II have listened with great in
terest and with great respect to ev-
cry argument made by these gentle
men, and have, with the greatest
pains, spent hour after hour with
them and with their, representatives.
with a view to the fullest and most
complete appreciation Of every point
they could make that would illu-
inmate this question. feel fairly
well educated and am now prepared
4 to deliver thesis before the high
court Of public opinion, which will
answer every point they present and
which will freely concede to them
every advantageous suggestion they
make for the promotion of the com
mon good. p
Il regard myself as a soldier of
the common good, as the. watchdog
Of the inarticulate mass of men who
are not here with trained lawyers
and great financiers to argue their
cause, but whose cause remains at
home in the humble dwelling of
those who create the wealth and who
comprise the backbone Of industry,
the great productive elements of
the nation, and who rely upon my
fidelity to them to remember them
and their interests even when they
20 not speak and when their cause
u being ingeniously assailed by
some OF the most intelligent gentle
men in the world.
This bill proposes to mobilize the
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27

And 80 Have Many Others.
Jakes-"No Norway has q midnight
sun. Rakes That's nothing. So
have baltimore American.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
Mean in.InuatIon.

Woman writer holds you can train
eye. voice and manner to deceive, but
that the hand tells the truth. I'm!
And they always wear gloves.--New
York Evening Telegram.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1913-08-27
Fathers Day,

Fathers day is any day he is able
to get out and hustle for the whore.
ithal.-Detroit News.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-02-15
WITH WOOD ON EDGE, RED
SOX STAFF WILL BE STRONG
Owner of Best Mark Ever Attained by an
American League Pitcher
Splendid Record.

CLEVELAND, February 15.-There are
those who have been decrying the
strength of the Boston Red Sox's pitch
ing staff. and who claim that the weak
ness of Jake Stahl's pitching brigade will
work the undoing of the worlds cham
pionS the coming season. While the Red
Sox pitchers as a whole, will scarcely
compare with the Plank
combination when the Athletics famous
. trio is working right, still Jake Stahl has
"a classy bunch of twirlers.
: Any team that has Joe Wood as the
backbone of its pitching staff = to be
congratulated, for this youth fs one of
the very best twirlers that ever let fly a
spheroid. Then. too. Stahl has Hugh
Bedient who looked all-wool and several
yards wide not only during the American
League season, but also in the worlds
series. Other fingers of ability on the
Boston roster are Ray Collins, southpaw.
and Buck O'Brien, spit ball finger. Stahl
also has Hall. a right handler. and Van
Dyke. a southpaw, to say nothing of sew
,eral recruits whom he wei look over on
the spring training trip.
But back to Smoky Joe Wood. It was
back in 1909 that this kid joined the Red
Sox That year Boston finished third in
the American League race, winning IS and
losing tss games for a mark Of .5S3. Wood
in the IS games which he was called upon
to pitch saw that .5S3 mark of his team
and went 1t exactly 3 points better, his