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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-27
THINGS THAT REALLY HAPPENED.


\ man who runs an automobile
garage views life from a peculiar
angle He sees lot of certain
phase of human nature that nobody
else sees.
The other evening a man rushed
into a local garage. He was in a
great hurry and was much frustrated.
Give me some red oil, quick" he
demanded.
"Red oil! What the-what the
Say, are you crazy? Why do you
want red oil?" asked the attendant.
For the tail light, you chump,'' re-
piled the excited man. "A policeman
just told me my tail light was out.
Hurry up"
A day or two later. when the
weather was snappy and far below
the freezing point. an automobile
owner asked garage man to fix his
car so that it would not freeze.
AL right" replied the man, "IIl
give her a couple of quarts of alco-
hol"
"A couple of quarts of what?''
screamed the man.
Alcohol" replied the garage man.
Il should say not, yelled the man.
Indignantly. I am a Prohibitionist
and | have never spent a cent for
intoxieants in my life. No alcohol
| in my car"
The next day his car froze and he
went to crank it up and damaged the
machinery to the extent of $67.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-27
On the ~ ~ ~
SPUR Of qEp
MOMENT
By Roy K. Moulton
THE DIFFERENCE.
tf,e. 1,,,;r,1,t1. s..-o,.,

THE DIFFERENCE.
The sun shines brightly every day,
The robin chirps his merry lay.
There is smile on every face;
This world seems like a heavenly
place.
Whate'er you touch turns into gold;
Your blessings could ne'er be told.
Your friends crowd round to grasp
your hand.
The fellowship is simply grand.
They shout your name in glad ac-
claim,
And cheer you on the road to Fame
You could not stop them if you would,
When you are maxim good.
The grim old clouds hang dark and
low;
You don't see smiles whereer you go.
You cannot hoard the sordid cash.
Whateer you touch turns into trash.
The crowds of friends don't gather
round
And fill the air with joyful sound.
They do not pat you on the back
And greet you with a friendly
whacl5.
At least that's how it always seems.
You feel Just like a useless Iout
When you are down and out.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-27

Let the cobbIer stick to his last, =
Dut he must also advertise il he at
'tains SUCCESS,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-27
FROM THE nIoKEYvILLE CLARION.

FROM THE HICkE1VILLE CLARION.
An optimistical looking gent blowed
into this town the other day with a
line of hymn books in which he hoped
to interest the deacons of the Hard
shell church. After selling 'em an
order he entertained 'em at his room
in the huttel and left town that night
with 1927, three pairs of pants seven
pairs of link cuff buttons, two derby
hats. one fancy silk vest and three
watches and chains. Deacon Stubs
says he believes that hymn books are
sort of side line with the gent, for
when he got to juggling the paste
boards he acted like a regular gol
DUN slicker. The hymn books have
not yet arrived by express, as prom
Used.
The idee that Teller can't get
ahead by Twin in u small town amt
with second thought. Hi Higgins
says he couldn't foller his business
with a darn in Chicago or New York.
He spears frog legs.
A Teller has installed a new gam
bin dee-vice in the office of the hut
tel You drop q penny in the slot and
x
Constable Ezra Hand is investigating
the same, as he says it looks to him
like game of chance.
1t begins to look as though the four
finland neckties have come to stay.
Miss Pansy Tibbitts, the beautiful
and talented daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. William Tibbitts, our well-known
general store proprietor, also hides
and taller, lath, lumber, shingles.
stueco and land plaster. notary pub
lie with seal and brick iee-crean, and
Mr.. Ezra Dill, one of our rising young
business men, being convasser for
the Handy Household Companion
containing screw driver, monkey
wrench, tack puller- corkscrew, main
file. augur, hose member. chisel, can
opener. compasses. pliers, wire
stretcher soldering iron calipers, en-
velope opener and toothbrush, expect
to elope in the near future. Neither
of the principals intended to mention
their proposed elopement and would
have said nothing were it not for
the fact that a timely hint will give
their friends time to think up some.
thing in the way of gifts and be
ready for the surprise. Miss Tibbitts
desires us to announce that she will
continue to give music lessons up
until her marriage. also afterwards.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-27

Gro BE CONTINUED romorrowl
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23
TRANSFERS OF
REAL ESTATE

oleuc Livestock company to Rer
H. IIord. warranty deed. SO. Sh
SEA. See. 2-3g.i0; NEh. Eis sen
Sec 1880. swa NwA. M sw
Y sEL swa lot l, Sec. l3-3s-i0.
The klamath development compa-
ny to Ephriam p, Jones. deed. $40,
lot :. block SO. Hillside addition.
The klamath Development oompa.
uy 10 = G. Rubbert. warranty deed
SO. lot 3. block 90. Hillside addi-
tion.
oregon Valley Land company TO
Lena A. Joy. warranty deed. 5000,
NJ sws sw.. Sec. ii-S7-iI.
J. T.. Cunningham ct ux TO c. z.
Riley. quit claim deed. $40. lots 4
and 3. block IS. Nichols addition /:
also portion OF lots 3 and 4.
Joseph Mcdonald TO Maud Evans.
deed. $40, lots 2. s and .. block 30.
klamath addition.
J. II. Tucker ct ux to II. q. Law
renee. deed. SO. lots 2tA and 2tB.
block 2. Railroad addition.
VIM. s. worden ct ux to John
Arthur, Warranty deed, sio. lot 10.
block 81. worden.
Helen Y. Brandenburg ct vir TO
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23
Notice OF sherin's Sale of Real Prop.

Notice OF sheriff's Sale OF Real Prop
erty
In the Circuit Court OF the State Of
Oregon. In and for Klamath
County.
H. c. Chamberlain and Laura B
Chamberlain. Plaintiffs.
Addie Knapp ana I. Jay Knapp. de-
PENDANTS.
Under and by virtue OF an order OF
sale and execution In foreclosure Is
sued out Of the Circuit Court OF the
State OF oregon. for the County Of
klamath. on the and day Of septem-
Der, 1913. In the above entitled action
wherein the above named plaintiffs
obtained judgment and decree OF
foreclosure against Addle Knapp and
I. Jay Knapp, defendants. on the End
day OF September. 1919. recorded In
the Judgment lien book OF said court
at page 9i. volume 3. am COM
manded to sell all those pieces and
parcels OF land. situate In the County
OF klamath. State OF Oregon. bounded
and particularly described as follows:
All the following portion OF lot six.
OF block four OF West klamath Falls.
Klaamth Falls. klamath County. Ore
gon; Beginning ut the northeast cor
ner OF said lot six; thence west on
the line between lot Ave and the said
lot six, two hundred feet: thence
south at right angles with the north
tine OF said lot six nfty-hve feet;
thence east and parallel with the said
north line two hundred feet; thence
north and fronting on Main street
iafty-hye feet to the place OF begin.
ining-being strip OF land ifty-hvs
feet Wide on the said north side OF
lot six. In said block four. In West
klamath Falls. In the City OF Klam-
lath Falls formerly Linkville) klam-
ath County and State OF Oregon; also
one NdttE Ilkut III tue NSoh oiuV dAsSh
incident to said land. together with
the tenements hereditaments and ap-
lpurtenanees thereto belonging or In
any wise appertainlng.
Notice Is hereby given that on Sat
lurday, the 1lth day OF October. 1913,
AT O'Clock p. m. In 'front.' OF the
court house. In Klamath Falls. County
lof klamath and State Of Oregon.
win In obedience of said order OF
sale and execution In foreclosure. sell
the above described property. or 90
much thereof as may be necessary, tc
satisfy plaintiffs Judgment. attorneys
fees. costs and expenses. with interest
thereon. and costs OF this sale and
fees connected herewith. to the high
est bidder for cash.
c. c. Low.
sheriff Of klamath County. Oregon
BY GEO. A. HAYDON. Deputy.
Nv. II. SHAW. Attorney for PlaintinA
! s-+-l0-sr
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23
Lincoln Highway Is
Talked at Meeting

LINCOLN. Neb.. Sept. 23.--Half
thousand good roads enthusiasts.
including tho governors Of five states.
Illinois. Iowa. Colorado. Utah and
Nebraska. assembled here tsday TO
adopt program and take preiim-
mary steps for the establishment Of
On ocean 20 ocean highway as me-
mortal 20 Abraham Lincoln. with CO.
operation expected from state and
federal governments, and persistent
work. II was declared today that the
coast to coast roadway would be
ready for trafflc. n not wholly com
pleted by the time the Panama-Paoino
exposition opens at San Francisco In
1915.
The congress will be in session for
two days. II was called at the insti-
cation OF George y. Parisee OF Min
den, Neb. working in conjunction
with the Lincoln Memorial Associa-
ton. which has headquarters In De
troit. Mich. and branch Offices at the
various commercial clubs throughout
the West.
Governor John u. Moorhead OF Ne.
braska, an ardent good roads enthu-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23

through the college year or not. and
every effort IL made Ia help them gct
work after hours.
III" cont per student Ia oregon tax
payers ls among the lowest In the
United States,
The university ~. however, very
seriously handicapped by crowded
quarters, no now buildings having
been erected Tor six yenrH, during
which time attendance has doubled.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23

Herbert u. Gale ct ux. warranty deed.
gl0. sEI Sec. 5-ti-i2.
W. u. Harris ct ux 10 Lillian ID.
BALDWIN. warranty deed, $500. swk
swr sEh swK. VIZ swh. Sec.
?7-ss-9: SEX sen. Sec. 2s-s9-s.
Il. Madsen to T 81 Jennings, $40.
warranty deed. SO. lot 4, block II.
Fairyiew No. 2
Ida J Zimmerman ct yir to Myrtle
V. Lowden. warranty deed. $40 Sh
sen. Nwh SEX, SEA- swk. Sec,
s.3s-i0.
John II. Farrar ct ux TO Hurim
~. Miller. warranty deed, $4,000,
sis sen. Sec. s-ss-i0.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23
Legal Notices
Notice to Contractors


The County Court Of klamath
County. Oregon. VIII receive bids up
10 October ist. 1913. for the con-
'tructIon OF wooden bridge. as fol-
lows:
Said bridge to be built across Lost
River as described In road petitloned
for by Ellis Young ct ais. same being
on Ole in the Office OF the county
clerk.
Plans and specifications arc on ile
In the once OF the county clerk Of
klamath County. Oregon.
The County Court reserves the
light to reject any and all bids.
Dated this 18th day Of September.
1918.
VIM. S. worden. County Judge.
e. @. Merrill, County Com.
John Hagelsteln. County Com.
s-20-iO-i h
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23

Hollow concrete tile blocks will be
made at Panama. and the canal COM
mission has arranged for the erection
OF plant for their manufacture. Mos,
OF the buildings In the new town of
balboa viii probably be constructed
OF these blocks.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23
Notice 20 Creditors

Notice TO Credisors
In the County Court of the state Of
Oregon. klamath County.
IN the Matter Of the Estate Of Lswis
!. Furber. Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given By the un-
.dersigned. Edgar L. Furber. who has
been duly appointed administrator Of
the estate OF Lewis !. Furber. de-
ceased. to the creditors Of. and all
persons having claims against said
deceased. or the said estate. to pre-
sent such claims with proper vouch-
ers within six months from the date
o fthis notice. Such claims must BE-
presented to said administrator II
person or sent to his address. which
is Midland. Klamath county. orssoa.
Dated this iith day OF September.
A. d. 1919.
EDGAR. L. FURBER.
Administrator OF the Estate Of Lswis
I. Furber. Deceased.
s-ii-io-9r
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23

The Rev. Hans Schmidt. a German
priest. assistant pastor OF St Joseph's
Roman Catholic church at iOJ West
Twenty-nfth street. New York city
has confessed 10 the chief OF dstsc-
tlycs Of that city that he murdered
Anna Aumillor. who's. diamembered
body was found In the Hudson River.
Ilc was caught after some Of the
rlsyerest detective work that has
b'.n don. IN the country. the kind
that the New York police department
has seldom been guilty o.
Tho girl was n servant In the rec
tory OF 81. Boniface's church. The
pficat rented a fat for her. and spcn,
EDmc ~ his time there. lie went
thcc on one occasion. and find
Ing her in bed asleep, cut her throat
with carving knife. Then be sew
,ioi her body. aud Wrapping lt In
separate parcels he made i've trips
with Il across the Fort Lee Ferry on
IN. Hudson River. Each time he
dropped package overheard. He
did not weight them properly. and
three packages came to the surface
and were discovered.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23

Kilkenny castle is one OF the oldest
inhabited houses In the world, many
OF tho rooms being much as they we're
SOC years ago.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23

Culebra slides began to be trouble
some as long ago Ms 1854. when the
French were working In the Panama
canal cut.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23
Summons

Summons
In the Justice Court for the District
Of Linkvilie. for klamath County
and State OF Oregon.
W. J. Roberts and I. d. whitmors.
partners. doing business under
the Firm Name OF Roberts and
whitmore. Plaintiffs.
vs..
W. 4. Williams and Mauds Williams.
his wife. Defendants.
In the name OF the State Of Oregon
you arc required 10 appear and an
sver the complaint nied against you
and each OF you. In the above entitled
action on or before Tuesday. tho 2sth
day Of October. 1919. that being the
day Of the last publication OF this
summons and the last day within
which you are required TO answer ss
fixed by the order OF publication Of
this summons. II you fall to appear
and answer the complaint nlsd herein
~ aforesaid. the plaintiffs viii apply
to the Court for the relief demanded
In said complaint. the same being for
the sum OF s2s.s5. with interest
thereon at the legal rate from Sep
tember LIST. 1914. and for the costs OF
this suit.
This summons Ia published In tho
Evening Herald, a newspaper printed
In Klamath Falls. Oregon. and this
summons will appear In Il once each
week. by order OF Il. W. Gowen. Jus
tice Of the Peace. and dated septsm-
Der goth. 1918. A. ID. The first pub
lieation OF this summons is mads
upon Tuesday. September 23d. 1913.
and the last publication thereof will
be made upon the 2sth day Of octo-
Der. 1918. A. ID.
w. H. SHAW.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23

ning at so The ladies OF the
church aud friends are cordially In
yitcd.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23

Tho ladics OF the Christian church
vill giNc a silver Tea at tn. oregon
House "Wednesday afternoon. begin.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23
w. H. SHAW.

Attorney for the PLAINTIFFS.
9-23-10-2s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-09-23

s.upVpyaE IIps. they made faces at
1Er camera man. ~, caught them In
time, The result Nas that there were
scattered over the country pictures OF
'ro childrcn VITA their tongues stick
!Es out In dcrision, Scores OF news
papors published them. What hap
pcncd Ia the Sattcrl,c and Morgan
households when these pictures wIre
seen l. not known. but the young
ladies have not since made an at
tempt To- avoid the camera.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-01-16
Committee Of Rural
Credit Made Report

announced originally Dr. Worst has
made every effort to arrange the pro-
gramne so that every speaker may be
heard at a good hour. His task has
been difficult. as the rearransement OF
Ia big programme just at the last mo-
ment is no easy matter.
This afternoon, after the Treble Clef
club OF the A. c.. under the direction
OF Miss Edythe Grasse, the instructor
of music in that institution, had reiid-
cred several pleasing selections, Sen.
Wesley c. Mcdowell OF Marion gave
talk on the Federal Government
Should Aid the State Government In
Providing Means for Agricultural Fix
tension Work.
Senator Mcdowell, always one OF tbs
most interesting speaker known in the
state OF North Dakota, represented his
text in the most entertaining and con
vincing style. He believes the govern
ment should take an active interest
In aiding the agricultural states and
commented largely upon the commend
able work of the government aid sent
out to Marion and Larimore during the
last year by Secretary of Agriculture
Wilson.
Professor Shaw was next introduced
and his speech will be found on page 3.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-01-16
NORTH DAKOTA LEGISLATURE
IS
BREWING IN
The HOUSE

Bismarck, n. D.. Jan. Indica-l
tions at noon were that when the
amended concurrent resolution pro-
.viding for supplies for the legislature
returns to the house this afternoon
without provision for postage for
members there will be a. battle royal
In the lower house.
Every member viii be present as
there has not been the least little
thing to ruffie the surface since the
opening day and a row would be well
coined just at present. The resolution
which was tirst introduced in the
house made a provision only for post
age for members and not naming an
amount, but the committee in the
senate worked out a report recon-
mending that each member be allow
ed 81 for stamps for the entire ses-
sion.
The report when read brought forth
a storm of protest Mcdowell of La
Moure, making talk along the lines
that IL the senate could not be trusted
to be honest about postage they had
better not be allowed any and sug-
gested this as an amendment TO the
resolution and it carried without a
dissenting vote.
But not so the house. Many mem
bers have stated this morning that
they are going to have stamps and
enough to carry on their legislative
state business whatever that may be.
There will probably be few bills
introduced this afternoon as up to
noon there had been but two or three
sent to the desk in either house.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-01-16
STATEMENT Is
DECLARED FALSE

Il noticed an article in the morning
paper under a. Grand Forks date line
which purported to be an interview
with City Atty, Emerson III. smith of
the city Of Fargo in regard TO mu-
nicipal contract work In Fargo, said
James Kennedy, the contractor, this
afternoon. In this article Mr.. Smith
Is quoted as saying that there is a
contractors combine here. and that
this city In the past ten years has paid
25 per cent more for its municipal
work than has the city of Grand Forks.
Il have no hesitancy in saying that
the statement is absolutely untrue,
and had Mr.. Smith given the matter
due consideration he would not have
uttered such an assertion, Ii he did
utter 1T, for he would have known that
1T was untrue.
"Ag matter OF fact the work done
by contractors in this city In the past
ten years will average 10 per cent
less than similar work done in the
city or Grand Forks, and the c0ntrac-
tors OF this city are prepared to show
that this is the fact.
The contractors feel themselves In
Jured by such statement coming as
At - said to have come from q city
official, who should have known better
than to make such a statement as he
iH quoted as making without having
the very best proof that what he as
serts is absolutely true.
The municipal contractors of the
city OF Fargo are as much an asset
to the city aB any other branch Or
business. The percentage Df public
work done by them here Will not aver
sge more than 10 per cert OF their
business. ~ other words 30 per cent
of their business is done liz the state
Of North Dakota and other states out
side Of Fargo
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-01-16
More armers, More
Prosperity, Says Pres.
orst in Annual Talk
Annual AddrsS President Of Grain Growers Delivered ID
Over 1000 r Y at Session Last Night Miss Steiner
ave Interesting Talk

/ 4
More farmers and fewer lloboes;
less waste and more prosperity. was
the urgent cry Of Pres. j, I'll. Worst
in his wonderful appeal to the farm
ers last night at the Grand theatre
when. as president OF the Tri- State
Grain Growers, convention, he deliv-
cred his annual address.
Upon his appearance on the stage
last night. following the concert given
by the military band OF the Az O.,
President Worst was greeted with an
oltburst OF tremendous applause. Up-
on the conclusion of his address, his
effort was proclaimed the greatest he
has ever read before the convention
ia all the years he has been its presi-
dent.
The house was, packed to hear DR.
Putnam direct the military band
which rendered fine band concert
DIR, Putnams programme was one
OF the best he has ever rendered and
furnished much delight and pleasure
to the 1900 people who crowded into
the theatre to attend the concert
The literary programme consisted
OF the presidents address and an ad-
dress by Miss Minna A. Stoner, pro-
fessor Of home economies at the
agricultural college. Suoerintendent
Hoverstad presided over the meet
ing and introduced President Worst,
who spoke as follows
North Dakota has rooFn for more
farmers. The game is true of Min-S
nesota and South Dakota No politi-.
cal issue. immediate or prospective.
more vitality affects the three states
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-01-16
CONDITION
CLAIMED TO
BE PITIFUL
This Is Report Of Committee
Of Congress
White Earth Indians Victims
Of Gross Frauds
Pine Said to Have Gone to
Lumber Companies

washington, Jan. 16.--Charges Of
gross frauds against the Indians on
the white Earth reservation In Min
nesota. that their physical and ma
teriaI condition is pitiful and that
MAI. James Mclaughlin, Indian in
spector. did not properly guard the
Indians interests in the allotment of
lands, were made to the house today
In d report by the committee on ex-
penditure in the interior department.
ii recommended that some remedy
be found BY congress for the pres
ent anomalous situation by which
the commissioner of Indian affairs
has complete control over property
worth $1,000,0A0, 900 belonging to the
Indians of various tribes in the Unit
ed States.
The report declares the Chippewa
and other Indians We're defrauded of
large sums in the sale of lands and
standing timber on the White Earth
The COMMITTEES finds 4 sale in 1900
was fraudulent Further the commit
Tee charges fraudulent partiaIity
was shown BY Simon NIichelet. an
Indian allotting agent IN allotting In
dian timber under the law OF 1905.
BEST and most valuable pine Al
eotments fell into the hands of these
@hp were intended In advance to re-
@sive Them, says the report.
The investigation following these
acts, the committee says. resulted In
the sending out Of an Indian agent
THOMAS Downs, who found the pro-
ceedings unfair thereupon the paid
agents Of the lumber companies, who
claimed rights themselves as Indians
and who would be beneficiaries Of tfA
allotment fraud, demonstrated to In:
terror department. for the setting aside
OF proceedings
The report declares Mai James
Mclaughlin, the second agent sent
cut refused to allow the full blood
Indians to send out runners to bring
ia the people. made false reports as
to the number Of full bIoods present
and gave no adequate notice Of the In +
dians of al mass meeting. where the
was a counsel OF the lumber com
a,arieer