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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08

fallow one or two more summers"
II don't mind lending you a dollar
or TWO, Smudgkins. but | wish you
wouldn't step up to me so familiarly
when I'm talking to a friend"
Mary Jane. If YOU don't quit letting
the cat lap milk out OF my shaving
mug. by George, I'll sue for = di
vorcel"--Chicago Tribune.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
Shows Webster Wasn't lnfaIlible.

Il looked up the word brat in the
dictionary says Mr.. Pozoz2le, land
find it is marked Obs, meaning 'obso-
lete.' Noah Webster was right about
a great many things, but he never
lived alongside the urchins next door
to me-
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
unnatural and unsuitable character.

unnatural and unsuitable character.
Experiments recently conducted
have shown that the utmost limit OF
the liver's capacity to oxidize spiritu-
GUS liquors is to the amount OF one
to three ounces In day OF twenty
four hours. While less amount
than one ounce day may be. for
period Of time and BY some livers.
disposed Of without the appearance
Of any definite disorder. vet It was
3reFen that none could stand more
and few this amount for any length
Of time without showing the effects or
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08

Grace was six years old and very ill.,
The family doctor took her hand to
feel her pulse. In moment Grace
said in a whisper, ITS no use to feel
my wrist, doctor, the pain is all up
in my head"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08

the overburdea. Less than one ounce
day was usually oxidized completely.
as shown by the excreta. When more
than this was taken both liver and
kidneys gave evidence OF their inabil-
ity to dispose OF it, Exchange.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
Bears the
Rival Punsters.

Can February March?"
NO, hut April May was the reply.
Look here. old man, you're out of
June"
Don't July about it"
1T is not often that one gets the
better of your August parsonage.
"Ha! now you think that you have
me Noctober."
And then there was work for the
coroner
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
lJrconvsnticnalItlea.

II suppose you're the gas meter In
spectator II you say so. but you look
more like a shopping dog catcher"
" Young man, II that's The hest yOp
can DO in the way Of raising mus
tache you'd better let your face lie
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
To Mothers In This Town,

Children who are delicate. feverish and cross
VIII get immediate relief from Mother Gray 8
Sweet Powders for Children. They cleanse
the stomach, act on the liver and are recon-
mended for complaining children. A pleas
ant remedy for worms, Used by Mothers for
% years. At all Druggists. 25c Sample FREE
Address, A. g. Oimsted, LIE Roy. N. Y Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
RaotIme Made Easv

One day my mother cut her finger
and she put rag on it. Then she
went to church to practice on the pipe
organ, and little boy who was there
said, 20, Mrs. H can play ragtime
now" Exchange.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08


knew
wealthy
to tread one day. that uncle real old fighting
OF all unceyindictve
Jail
surprising choked
Charles while
there doefuI waxing and
tuberculosis
banker booked for Kingdom Come Bill Taft story
OF
achieved in igime thrilling
his coughing and all ills troubled
him back
fortune that's guaranteed but
will Charles
by Unver ersalP Presss syndicate)
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08

Tell your mother not to forget
when she needs bread that We handle
it,"
Mamma wants bread that is not
handled"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
Kill the Flies Now and Prevent

disease. A DAISY FLY KILLER win do It,
Kills thousands. Lasts all season. All dealers
or six sent express paid for 81. II. SOMERS,
100 De Ralb Ave, Brooklyn, N. Y. Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08

What do you think? My husband
told me he did not want me to bant."
.liumph! That's oniy his banter
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
Bent on Gettino Mnnsv

Fresh supply Mrs. Austn's Bag Buck
wheat now on hand at your grocers. Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08

Mrs. Winelow's Soothing syrup for Children
teething, softens the gTms reduces intlamma.
TON a4lAys pain. cures wind cole ,a5c bottle At
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08

What excuse did the arrested cash
Ter give for being crooked?" "He
claimed he was in straitened circum-
stances
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
1t ls All Handled.

Fresh supply Mrs. Ausrln's Bag Buck
wheat now ON hand at your groceIs. ADV.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08
HUSBAND NAILED
RUBBER ON GATES
Wife so Weak and Nervous
Could Not Stand Least
Noise How Cured.

Nunford, Ala-"I was % weak and
nervous while passing through the
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08

Important 70 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-05-08

handled
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03

that only experience can teach. Some
bees are vindictiveIy ugly al swarm
ing time and. as | once heard a farmer
express it.. Those burned critters
would sting the hair off a dog. though
they are hanging there in quiet man
ner 50 innOcent-like on lhe branch Of
the tree" Bees are at times angered
hy smoke and the more they are
smoked the worse they will fight
You have probably AL heard Of Tie
henpccked man who told his friends
! that he would hang around The house
for q while until he could ascertain
the state Of affairs within. If all Were
calm and serene and smiling he would
enter. but if temper We're cross grained
he preferred f. 60 10 the barn and do.
, the chores.
The skilled bee keeper exercises. co-
pccially in making exhibitions before a
crowd. some of the same kind Of di-.
plOmacY. though The admrin@ crowd il
not aware IF the fact. Tie says tn
them. Come on. | Will Show You how
gentle the honey bees are" He goes
| to one hive, and the guards dart out
VindictiVelY. lie says nothing about
| it. but turns his attention Il other
! hives in succession until he finds one
| that. looked at from The outside. seems
calm and serene at thai particular hour
of the day. Bees are somewhat like
human beings. Cross people are not
always cross, and good natured people
are not always good natured. Bees
and people have their moods. and ii
becomes one to ascertain, in deaiing
, with people or with bees whether all
signs are favorable and the coast j.
clear.
Take. for example. the colony Of
company Of boys. some one remarked.
what a wonderfully gentle colony
and 50 it was at that particular time.
| but the next day ! tried il alone with
| the same hive. and under about the
same conditions. was called to lee
| ture before school and | thOugh
| | could run over TO the hive. take a
| frame and put il into an observation
| hive without botherin~ with gloves or
| veil. Il got severely stung on face.
| hands. wrists and even through my
| trousers. Those bees acted worse than
the "blamedest'' yellow jacket you ever
! saw.
| Suppose you know a pool in brook
where you could go at any time ana
pull out a pound trout as soon as you
! drop your hook. Would there be any
, fun in that? suppose the newspaper
i writer, previously referred to, Were
correct when he says that bees will
not sting at sWarming time? Would
there be any JOY in handling them?
No; no more than with swarm Of
| flies. If life was a sure thing i'll any
respect, most of the JOY Of living would
be annihilated. If there were no OBJ
stacles, even stings, to overcome, there
would be no satisfaction in OvercOm-
ing. SinleSS world or surely sue
cesful world would be unlivably mo
nOtOnOuS.
The uncertainties and stings of life
are the greatest factors in human hap
pinesS-and | do not know but that
they are SO in bee happiness. How
ever, sometimes wonder if the bees
do not look upon our moods just
as we look upon theirs. Apparently
they do
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
Imperial Ladies' Entertain,

afternoon the Woman'S Club of impe-
Stevenson held very interesting meet
ing and entertainment. The Imperial
club had issued invitations to some of
the ladies' of the Ten Thousand Club
of Ell Centre and Mrs. Whitescarver,
Mrs. r. b. Vale, Miss Watkins and
Mrs. w. NJ Weaver We're present. This
the efforts of the ladies of the valley
in formulating plans for the represent
ing of the county at the Panama eX-
position. This movement started under
most favorable auspices, and from the
interest taken by those present great
good will surely follow. The discus
sion was general but Of especial in
tereSt Were the remarks of Mrs.
Whitescarver, who spoke on the club
work in general, and also the remarks
of Mrs. r. B. Vale, who has been
appointed by Mrs. SanbOrn Of the Wo-
mems board of managers of the Pan
anna exposition to represent the women
Of Imperial county. She gave an out
line Of the plan for the entire state.
The entertainment was especially fine,
consisting of two solos by Miss Wat
kins and TWO readings by Mrs. Wagner
III dialect. Mrs. Bert Brewer gave d
solo. Miss Irene DOnley solo and there
was a very beautiful piano solo by little
1-year-Ol Miss Marshall after which
Mrs. Stevenson sustained her reputa-
ton as a gracious and genial hostess
by serving fitting refreshments. Be
fore adjourning the Ell Centre ladie,
present invited the women of the I'M
perial club and their husbands to at
tend their Scotch musicale. to he held
the evening of March 6: also to attend
a card party to be given by the Ten
Thousand Club st. Patrick's day. Mrs.
DeRackin was in the chair.
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
COMING EVENTS

-Tonighl'S program at the L. and :.
includes: Palhe weekly, The Burg
lars Dilemma" A Dollar Saved Each
Week and Hunting CuriOs."
The directors of the Imperial Valley
Chamber of Commerce will meet next
Friday evening at : o'clock at the Sc
curity Savings Bank.
Meeting of directors of irrigation
district Tuesday. March IL, to discuss
condemnation of irrigation works.
The w. c. T. L. vii: meet in All
all-day session at the home of Mrs. Ira
Aten Monday. March ). Conveyances
will be at the Christian Church at 9
a. m. A full attendance is desired.
Election of officers will be held and
general plans made for the ensuing
wear.
County Endeavor COnvention-The
annual convention Of the Imperial Val
ley Christian Endeavor Societies will
be held at Brawley the evening OF
March Z and all day Saturday. One
pleasant feature will be several ad-
dresses by Frank NJ. bowling. who re-
Gently held union revival services i'll Ell
Centro. A good delegation of the local
society will attend the sessions Sat
urday.
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
When Bees Will Stinq

Guide to Nature: A friend has sent
me newspaper clipping that descants
on the pleasures and profits of bee
keeping. ana says that "swarming bees
neer sting" My friend asks, as that
true?"
1t is not Any confiding person who
depends upon that statement will get
stung. Floating about in various news
papers and magazines, and sometimes
in periodicals that should know better,
are statements as to why bees sting
and why they do not sting, and how
to prevent them from singing. We
seem to be affected by a craze for
getting money out of our surroundings
i'll suburbs and country. and newspa
pers and magazines welcome articles
that tell us how we can pay off the
frogs. chickens, or SkunkS. 1t is the
object of these writers 30 show as
lucidIy as possible that the bee will
not sting, nor the frog jump, nor the
chicken peck at you. nor the Skunks
offend your ofactory sense, provided
only that you know how to handle
them and do it at the proper time. In
various parts of the country and be-
fore crowds of people | have made
remarkable exhibitions in handling bees.
have taken out the frames from as
many as seven hives, and have passed
about among company of 125 teach
ers the 70 frames. with probably more
than half million honey bees held in
hand or flying in the air. | have had
poured them by the quart over ladies'
bare arms. have placed little children
on platforms before large audiences
and poured pint Of bees into the
lap Of each, and the children petted
those bees as they would pet kittens.
have taken men, women and chill
dren who We're ignorant Of the habits
Of honey bees, to the hives. and had
them pass out the frames without the
use Of veil or gloves.
But isn't it dangerous?" Are you
a magician?" ''How do you Supply
them?" How do you know they won't
Sting?" These are some of the many
There Is no special time. | do not
Stupify them. | am not a magician.
Bees will sting, and sting severely at
sWarmin" time or at any other time.
but there are certain times. and certain
days. and certain colonies known al.
most intuitively to one who has had
experience with bees. on which and
by which the operator will be stun-
only rarely or not at all.
Only a few days ago a club of boy
scouts arrived at Arcadia. and though
none of them had had any experience
with honey bees. and some had never
seen any bees in hives. took them to
the apiary. where | at once opened
hive and passed out the ten frames.
The boys held The frames and handled
them. without aid from me and with
out gloves or veil.
1t is simply a matter of self-cOnfl-
dence and self-cOntrol. | firmly believe
That from variety of things in this
world we get just what we expect. or
are paid in the same coin with which
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03

we pay. TO to the bees at swarming
time or at any other time, in a nervous,
lighting state of mind, slap at the first
one That comes near you. and you will
ne stung. But go with calmness and
i-composure, and with gentle, kindly
motions. and though you may not es-
cape. YOU will by this method surely
minimize the chances OF injury. But
here is never a time when il is i'm
possible for the bees 10 sting. When
YOU think of something else besides
heir singing. and -entIeness and love
for them, they seem to reciprOcate.
although they will not always do 50.
they are too much disposed to sting
YOU. pun little smoke into the hive,
not to stupify them, but to give them
something else to think about. Smoke
Iclls them that catastrophe has come
9nd that the only thing to do is ID
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03

I eat, drink and be merry. for their
Ihome will soon be destroyed by a forest
fire. They gorge themselves with honey
and are then less able to sting, not only
because they are happy. but because
they are unable to curve the abdomen
in that spiteful vixenlsh manner so
necessary to drive in the sting effec-
lively.
\ similar condition arises at swarm
ing time. The bees fill their honey
stomach with honey. and are then not
only in kinder frame Of mind. but
have greater difficulty in getting into
The singing attitude. Further. there
is not SO much reason for singing.
After they have left the hive, they
have no home to protect. They are
IN an uncertain frame Of mind.
And yet all | have said must be
taken with certain painful exceptions
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
Parties WISHING STORAGE Space

We have leased the large sheet iron
-arehouse formerly occupied by Hamil-
ton Supply Co. and are prepared to han
die any and all kinds of storage busi-
ness. See Pioneer Transfer Co. at Office
on 5th just n. OF Main. Phone Main |.
Advertisement. If
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
Warmer Today. While the air was

Warmer Today. While The air was
cool last night, today was warmer than
any recent day. mercury climbing to
10 this afternoon. The cool nights still
retard the growth of asparagus. while
ing. Barley and alfalfa are making good
growth, and the cantalOupe crop Is
coming forward steadily.
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

TO LEASE-Aboul 20 COWS and hei-
fers. Phone MAIN Al. city.
WANTED-W0rk on ranch or dairy
work. Experienced. Address Il. \.
SUMMERS. Press office. RESP
FOR SALE-39 cows and IIolStein
male. SS3 per head. cash or time
with approved security. Two 1000
m mules. 5000 for team. J. AR
THUR M'BRIDE. Imperial. X263
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
For PooIhalI License

movement on foot to secure the pass
age of a poolhall license law which
will provide for the revocation Of the
license in case of the conviction of
any person for committing a miSde-
meanOr on the premises, the license
also being revOcable on the will of the
city trustees.
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
Rice Experiments.

are planning careful experiment IN
rice culture on their ground near tne
brick kiln this season. a test made
in the valley in the summer of 1902 Is
believed to be the only one thus tar
made. and that test was encouraginS
for the industry
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
To Discuss Fire Truck.

hers of The Ell Centro fire department
and the members of the city council
Will hold banquet this evening at
the Palm Grill to discuss the needs of
the fire department and meet repre-
sentative of the Pope Hartford COM
pany, builders of an automobile lire
truck
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03
CITY AND VALLEY

Assessor Is Busy. County Assessor
Wiley NJ. Weaver has begun the big
task Of assessing the property OF the
valley and has organized a thorough
corps for the work.
Imperial Valley press., 1913-03-03

Bootlegging Charge. Pete Naluezell9a
is on trial before Justice Mayteld and
a jury today on a charge of bootleg
ging. The jury is in large part com
posed of prominent business men.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1913-05-30
DIVIDING STATE
INTO DISTRICTS
&, E. BUTLER, STATE FIRE MAR
Shall, IS PARcELlNG THE
OFFICES OUT.

NASHVILLE, May 27.-Reduction
in the numter of fire marshals In
Tennessee is being planned by E. E.
Butler, state fire marshal.
At the present time Mr.. Butler is
hard at work laying off the state into
districts so that every section may be
adequately covered, and at the same
time it will be necessary to have a
man appointed in every county.
In the larger counties, such as Da-
wilson, Shelby, Hamilton and Knox,
it will still be necessary to have a
special man.
Although the redistricting plan Eas
not been completed, and even Mr..
Butler himself does not know how
many men ne will need for the work,
applications for whatever jobs there
may be have been pouring into his
Office at rap'd rate. While the new
districts are Being decided upon the
list of Office seekers is being gone
over and the sheep weeded out flom
the goats.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1913-05-30

stood to your colors like brave ana
patriotic reu Your country sna
vour God will one day reward you.
The gallan: Kelly, whom we all
loved so well, is dead. Many other
brave spirits whose loss we deeply
fell sleep with him. They teli--tne
price Of victory.
Allen, Hume. Anderson, Dpcreii'
Hagan, Crews, Ashby, Harrison
Breckenridge and many OTTER crave
men whose gallantry you have SC
often witnessed are here still &c
guide and lead you in battles yet te
he fought. and victories yet to bt
won.
Another campaign will soon opel
lin which | orJy ask you to fight witt
the same valor have always nav
seen you exhibit upon the man
fields where your determined ecu
LACE has won victory for our cause.
]. WHEELER.
| Major Genera
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1913-05-30

AS TO MEDALS
PRESIDENT CAPERS OF THE CO.
LuMBIA INSTITUTE TELLS
WHY THE DELAY.

To the Editor CT The Herald.
Through some error the following
awards were omitted from the pub
lished account of the commencement
exercises OF the Columbia Institute
Miss Cornelia Alexander (Columbia)
first honor and prize medal in senior
history. Medal awarded by Maury
Dry Goods Coz Miss Dorothy Tarver
tAlbany, Ga.) Pauline Garrett
(Haynesvilie. Ala.) First honor and
jprize medal in junior English. tMed
Ial awarded Anderson Bros & Foster3
Miss Leila Barr Anderson (Colum
,bia) first ho,or and prize media
Freshman English Medal awarded
|by Hill Grocery Coz.
Regretting tie unavoidable delay
in receiving Ire medals which will bt
sent to the successful contestants al
soon as received. Thanking you TO-
giving this prominent space in YOU
paper. Sincerely.
w. B. CAPERS. President, G. l.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1913-05-30
FINE NUMBER OF
THE c. M. A. CADET
ONE OF THE BEST ISSUES OF
PUBLICATION COMES FROM
THE PRESS.

The Cadey, the publication of the
Columbia Military Academy stpdent
body, has Just issued from the
press of The Herald, it's commence
ment issue, oae of the most attrac-
tive, interesting and ambitious num-
bers in the history of the publica-
ton. 1t is beautifully printed on corn
colored vellum with the back pages
in two colors. Check Stephens is ed
itor of the Cadet and has shown him.
self to be a progressive and capable
pencil pusher.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1913-05-30
GREAT MEETING
JUNIOR MECHANICS
NATIONAL. AND STATE OFFICERS
COMING FROM cHATTANoO-
GA WEDNESDAY NIGHT.

A telegram was received at noon
TODAY by the local branch of the J.
O. u. A. M. that there would be der
egation of national officers here on
Wednesday night from Chattanooga
where the state meeting has been in
progress the PAST two days. This
delegation will be headed by J. H
Jundhans, the chief organizer, who
was here about two weeks ago, and II
is thought that among those promi
nent in the order in the state will bt
Mayor Hillary Houwse, OF Nashville
The meeting will be held at thu
court house beginning at 8 o'clock IL
the evening.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1913-05-30
UNIQUE PROGRAM IN
! AIHENAEUM HALL At
CLASS DAY EXERCISES
LAST COUNCIL OF THE CLAN or
OF 1918 IN THE WIG
WAN
INDIAN DIALECT and NAMES
Large Audience Witnesses the Gath
erine Of the High School Glass;
Graduating Exercises at the Opera
House Thursday Night.

In the presence of an audience that
6lled the spat ious Athenaeum hall to
overlooking the class exercises CT the
class of 1913 Of the Columbia High
School were held. They were most
unique and were termed THE Last
Council of tee Clan OF 1913, G. H 5.
Wigwam."
The members of the class were all
attired in Indian costume and 50 far
as it was a! all practical used the
Indian terms in their declamations,
readings and prCphesies. The names
of the various members of the class,
chosen in Indian style, were most
ant and some &C them rather humor-
GUS.
Horace Rainey-Big Brave of the
Flaming Scalp.
Erwin Hardlscn-War Eagle.
Marguerite Page-Maiden of the
Dreamy Eyes.
Kelly Morton Mighty Babbler
Coy Smith-Leaping Deer.
Wayne Iiardison-Brave Beloved
by Maidens.
Lula Hardy Rltter. Body.
Kate Wright-She Who Won the
Silver Dollar.
Carrie Hayes-The Candy Kid.
Ezella Morton-W of the Bit
ing Tongue.
Mabel Allcn-Maiden of the Win.
some Ways.
Anderson Hardison-Brave of the
Wampum Belt.
Elizabeth y6ss-Cunning Maker of
Smooth Talk
Eva Gilbert-The Provoker.
! Lexie Nicks-Pale Face Trader
! Cannon Page-Brave Who Shoots
Without Aim.
Mary COOPER Boyd-Song Bird
\ Lera Ussery--She Who Won the
Golden Trophy
The stage was dressed in the form
of large teepee or Indian tent with
the class members seated around in
the circular form Of council meetings
The song by the clan and the SONG
and dance By the maidens, were not
the least of tie features of the exer
cises, and the last words of the class
president were all of the most in
tense interest
The exercises this year were per
haps the most unique of any ever at
tempted, and every detail was com
plete success. The pupils acquitted
. themselves with credit, and did thu
faculty and the schoo, an honor.
The graduating exercises will E
conducted at the opera house Thurs
day evening.
Prof. H. C. Weber OF the Militar
Academy will deliver the address t
the class.