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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-09-16
Snrinnt In DER Nlinnnrn.

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Gin N}onn, IN uelbem Die 4olBci
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pon erie, 80, bernlntbet, beging
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0amal5 oaraii, oaB er ni6t an
Sel6itnoro geOaht babe
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-09-16
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rihta. - g9iro beute 9}id)tet
2(lOrid] in Qittleton, 9&-3. Dor
gefiibrt. Seine 2(mU6Ite mer-
Den 9htfihub Der &erhouolmg
beoutrogen,
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6eltte elmer Der Sitter SorrD g..
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am Sonlitog in Concord 5u @niten
lbum'a ermirften 0obeua Corpus
9efebl Dem Sderiif Gren 5l I'M.
ter Oeiieu Cbbut ii6 (bom bi2bcr
beIunO.
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morgeu 91ihtcr GOgor }Ilorih I'M
9unOea 2iitriftsgeriht 6u 2ittleton
pOregfiibrt, peroen.
56ap'5 2lmpdlte perOer morgeH
periuc6en 5l erreicben, OuB ole Ser
banotng iiber Oeu S5obeus Corpus
@eicbl uerihobeu miro. sic molIen
Den 9efebl mu in Dem 6olIe be
uuBcn, baB @ouperneur Setter in
Dem }nualieierlmg@ &erinbren ges
gen 56am enti6eioen iollte.
S5crr Serome miro I'M 9}dmen Oes
Stootes 9ieu-9ort nui ioiortiger
@erbauoluug iiber Den 6dbea5 Cor
pu3 9cic6I beite6en, ielbit auf Die
@efa6r bin 0aB l6mp Damn Dor.
IQuiiq ireigeloiien merOen f0nntc.
Serr 3erome gloubt, OnB Die Gbnu-
glnuGltc luter oen oblpnltenOen
llmItdnoen niht ben &erildb madcn
lpiirOen, ibren &Iienten aus Dem
Stoate 6eroua5ubringen, unO OoB
Ebam o6ne 9eitere9 uieOer Derbai-
tet lmO Dem @ouperneur uorgefiibrt
meroen piirOe.
Yeioe 5aftionrn planten 6eltte
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Is NIT eiuem 3uge Der ,,Gentrnls
nnd &ittleton a63uiabrcn.
Ger 3uq triiit fobrplonmdbig nm
s ltbr 30 in &ittleton eit
G6uu pcrtebte 6eute einen ercia
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0us S5otcl, unD 3mor INN iih raiircH
3u laiieu. Gr 60rtt Gcutc 2l6eno nit
SSntereiie, BOB r5o6n 2Il.
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der ieiner 3eit Soerrn Seronle ouf
sic 9(niduloiquna oeS @liidsipielen9
iicb nit Den Ginmonoc
l1ingaaeieBen Der 8ereinigten Stna
ten in Gonflift gcbrad)t baben iole
9(n0rem3 pur0e bCllte 9lbeno inter
Ser C6but Oe5 &oliieiheiS BON Sole.
broof, Charles aellep, feitgebaItelL
nm Die 2lnfunft Oe9 nmerifaniiden
Ginwonoerll1ao ,5nipeftors @eorlc
n. }lllen non Salauo 0unO, Yt., ab
HIIen teleponirte, 0oB cr
cinen 6nftbefe6l gegen 9lnoretp5 in
babe, Ger 2lnOrepS dnihrI
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lebunq Der GimuonoerlltgS. .@eieGe
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Ibuu mar drgerlid, ais ibm Die
Snd)e erjdblt muroe, lmo ia9te, Is
1anole iih offenbnr I'M einen 3afr
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-09-16

9l61nncHten, Die Den g9entIdcu
GOrreipOnOentcn" nidlt piinftlidj uOer
nnrcgrlmGfig erbalten, iinS ge6stem,
Der Office SaUon per SelcpbOn OSes
idriftlidJ 9litt9eilnns sn aia6sR.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-09-16

berurfa6en Su66eii SbrIaufen. Summen I'm
dopf. ibleH gltbeuI. stupiihmer5cn uno aHoere
sur slHiiibruuq ju 5dblredle aruHfbeiteH, ole
Hidt nernl6ia luerbeu iouten.
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1904, &et SanettesStra6e, nm bis 10 uno
~ bits s. "a I'D nlh Cuba 8ieben uiu. ber.
Iaute i'd meiH puus uno meine Braris fur
$1,000. (9gai4-D
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1913-09-16
1(rmi6t,
Sicr S6wei3er SCrgs
fteiBer.
0S n6rit1c imltGiJ itnScbneez
ftMrnr mit9efDlnlnen.

IaWbuN WNtA R~F1WtS WH
Sapm enticnoet mebrcre &rieg2-
idifie na6 dineiiiAcn &eludiieru.
Gle groBen 6erbiman0Uer
Der frai36iii6cn Armec - Giui-
glng 3uii6en buIgoriihcn rmO
tiirfii6cn GeIeeaten biliidtlid
Ger @reu5froge. 2lmeritoni-
i6er 9}iiiiondr geitor6en
Semi 10. Septenl6cr. ~ Bier
erfo6rcne Sd)mei3cr 9ergitciger mer-
Oen ieit 15reitag pernliBt 6eitige
Sdnealtiirme baben e@ ben Hettlngs-
Mauniboiten y umoali6 gemadt Die
]{a6foridungen uaf Den GeruiBtcn
auf5une6mcn. llnter oen 2eBteren
6efinoct lid O}Qe 9un3li uon +ont-
rciinu
Supun gent il der.
Iofio, 10. Sept. - Die iupoui'
ide Regicrlmg bat beute jluei areu-
ser uno me6rere lorpeOo6oot5erit0-
rer nodj ser hineiiihen aiiite ent-
ionOt. China bat 3luor lSopon'$
6Or0erlmgen in 6olge Der tiu5li6en
9orgQnqc in 9}onfina DOrbeboItIo3
augenomulen; uber 10 lunge bis Ole
Regelung tbotidGIih otrdgeiiibrt
umO Die CrOn1mg in 9tanfing rpieOer
6crgeitcat iii. aloubt lid 5apmn be.
rehtigt. ieinc &rieasIdiiic IN dine
iiihen @cmdiiern 3u itutiOniren.
Ole iron3Giiihcu Serb IT.
nlon0per
Wtontuubon Sraltreid, 10.
September. 9ei Oen geQenw0rti-
gen groBen W}on0perl Der iorrB0ii-
i6en 9lrmee iieben beina0erS Die nett
en- @eidiitc Der iducren 2lrtilleric
Ole 9lufmcrfiomfeit oli iih. GieicI
ben pcrocn n0mlid ourh @iotorfroit
fort6emeQt. Sie boben lid unf
friih gepiliigten 6eloern ibIehten
2onoitroBen etc. mt2gejetdnet be-
mG6rt.
Colonel Sonuicl " Oliller BON
Der anerifouiihen 9umOc9ormee traT
6eute uon 9realoL no cr ben ocrt
lden Saiiermon0ucrn 6eigerpobnt
bate, bier cin
Colonel N}illcr duBerte iih in
66bIt bcluunOcruOer @eiie iiber ole
9luaooucr unO 2eiitungaidbigfcit Der
iror56iiiden SoIouten. Bon ben
10000 Wann, uel6e Die iiiOIihe 2lr-
NEE 6il0cn, 6roudten BEL Dem orei.
tdQiNen unItrengenoen 0lanoper-
0ienlt mtr 81 Gr5tIihe SiiIie in 9ln-
iprl6 3u uebnen.
GinperitGn0niB er3telt.
GonItantinopcL 10. Sept.
- Gs muroe belte bier ofti3iell all.
oaB bel Der GOnferen3 Der
tiirfiIhcn lno bulgoriicben 6rieoenS-
0elcQaten Elm GiuperItdnoniB ilber
Die mi6tigiten @lmfte Der 8renjrragc
er5ielt morOcn lei.
u 9lmertfuniider Wtiiiion ar.
qeitorben.
1ufio, 10. Gent. 80 3r 3anlel
GroSbp Greene, ein amerituniid)er
O}iiiionGr, lit 6eute bier i'm 2llter poH
20 &o6ren geitorben. Gr, @reene NOR
Der Senior Oiiiiiondr Der anlerifo.
niiden 9e60rOe. Gr murOe inn Ieb
ten 25lmi ourh Den aoiier bon [So-
pan Ourd sic &erIeiblnng zines bo'
ben Greens ous9e3eihnet.
Eorfirio Giu5 fetert SO.
@eburtStag.
9iarrib, 6rantreid, 10. Sept.
- General i5clir Gia3, Gr.@rdiioent
ser merifaniiden HcpubIif, ieierte
6eutc }l6eno ieinen 83 @e6urtstaa
nit cinem 8anfett, an ueldem p
intime 15rermOe t6eilna6men Die aus
perihie0encn Iheilan Gliropa's bier
her aefommen maren. Inter Den
8diten 6efanOen iid iein Sobn For'
firio Giu5, inn, lnO iein 9leffe, @e-
neral GSelir 9iuj, pelder. iuie Der'
lalltct, lGuaere 3eit in 9inrriB SIT
oerneilen ge0enft
Ger Gr.@rdiioent idien lid rot
Ieines hohen 9(lters better @einnObcit
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
The South is
the Ruling Section.

The South has taken the leadership
in national affairs and 1t is more com
plete than it has been since the DAYS
OF James Buchanan. If the democrats
In congress twenty years ago had given
all the important committee chairman
ships to southern members, the bloody
shirt would have been waved and the
cry of treason raised Now the coun-
try acquiesces as a matter of fact.
But while southerners dominate all
the committees and hold all the i'm
portant chairmanships the rule of
seniority that is in vogue, has more to
do with this than any other one cause.
The older members of the committees
were necessarily from the South be-
cause so few northern democrats were
, in congress. Should the North keen
up its present day record of eIecting
democrats to congress, in FIVE or six
or a dozen years from now, that Sec
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
THURSDAY. JUNE IL, 1913.
Go to Building
Better Roads.

While it is greatly to be regretted
that the legislature in its wisdom failed
TO inaugurate some state wide system
OF road building, it does not necessarily
follow that road building in Florida
must be at a standstill for two years
more. Far from 1t. Seeing that no
state aid can be expected and knowing
no encouragement can be received from
the state government. boards of county
commissioners and commercial bodies
OF towns and cities should redouble
their efforts in behalf Of intelligent
road building.
While it would be much more prefer
able to construct all roads in accord
ance with a statewide system, a coun-
ty system is better than no system at
all and each county should adopt a
plan whereby al new roads are a part
OF the general plan. A neighborhood
road that starts nowhere and ends no.
where may be Of some benefit to that
particular neighborhood but it does
the general community little good.
1t is noticeable that some of the
newer and smaller counties are taking
the lead in making hard roads and the
next census reports win show the wis
dom Of the course they are pursuing.
Florida not only needs good roads,
but needs them now.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
ON THE SPUR.OF
THE MOMENT.
BY Roy K. Moulton.

The Speeder.
came from the haunts of gas and
grease
/ toot along the highway;
/ scare the cattle into fits,
That linger in the byway.
I turn her on at highest speed
And terrorize the copper
When he makes bold to raise his club,
And tries in vain to stop her.
make the poor old ladies dodge
And set their hearts a-f1utter:
When any man gets in my way,
He goes home on a shutter.
creep up softly and I toot
My horn in tones erratic,
To hear them Shrek and see them
jump
Is joy pure and ecstatic.
They've passed a lot of laws on me,
But they will stop me never,
For laws may come and laws may go,
But ! go on forever.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
The New Diplomatic
Appointments.

The announcement that the presi-
dent is to send in a new lot of diplo-
matte appointments is gratifying to
the entire country and especially is
the South pleased at several Of the Sc
iections. II is stated that Thomas
Nelson Page will be ambassador to
Italy, Chairman McCoombs, ambassa-
dor TO France; Joseph E. Willard, of
Virginia, minister to Belgium; Pleasant
A. Stovall, of Savannah, minister to
Switzerland, and Benton Mcmillan, of
Tennessee, minister to Peru. Most of
these are men of first rank
The tradition Of letters will be up
held by Thomas Nelson Page. In
many ways he stands to the world as
the typical interpreter of southern life.
AS an essayist, novelist, short story
writer and poet he has caught much
of the glory and tradition of the old
South. His culture is broad and his
sentiment such as will make gra cious
impression on the gentle nation where
he will live.
Mr.. Stovall, of Georgia, is a progress
sive and aggressive southern newspa-
per man and is the kind OF democrat
the people want to see appointed to
Office.
So far, it looks as II the president
is to be particularly fortunate in his
diplomatic appointments.
o.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

San Francisco, June 10.-Two more
Japanese commissioners have come to
California for the purpose of smoothing
over the hurt feelings of Japanese who
were miffed by the passage of the anti
alien bill. One Of them, DR.. ]. Soyeda,
is the Flowery Kingdoms foremost
financier. The other, It. Kamiya, is
chief secretary of the chamber of COM
merce of Toxic. Doctor Soyeda did
the talking for both Of them.
I'VE have come to condole with our
,compatriots." he said, and do what
we can to promote peace. We have
come to tell them that everything will
be all right and to remind them that
in all her dealings with our people
America always has been honest and
just. America found US and taught us
things we can never forget. We are
under too many obligations to the
United States to permit a little misun-
Outstanding to become serious, and we
are going to tell our people in Cali
fornia to cheer up and trust America.
War. l don't even like to say the
word. There will be no war. Japan Is
sick of war and anyway japan could
not go to war with America. We will
tell our people to be patient and trust
in America, the one country in the
world that can not do anything unjust
or unkind.''
Doctor Soyeda is a graduate Of Cam
bridge University, England He Is a
retired banker and fifteen years ago
was vice minister of finance. He has
now retired from active business Be
fore returning to Japan he expects TO
visit President Wilson.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is blood or constitutional dis
ease, and in order to cure it YOU must
take internal remedies. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, and acts directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Halls
was prescribed by one Of the best physi-
clans in the country for years and is a
regular prescription. 1t is composed of
the best tonics known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly
on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials
F. J. CHENEY & Co. Props,
Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for canstipa-
fion. (Adv)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
FOR PlMPLES AND BLACKHEADS

The following Is most effective and eco
nomical treatment: Gently smear the affected
parts with Cuticr1ra Ointment. on the end Of
the finger. but do not rub. Wash OF the
Cuticurs Ointment IN Eve minutes with
Cuticura Soap and hot water and continue
bathing for some minutes. This treatment
is best on rising and retiring. At other times
use Cuticura Soap freely for the toilet and
bath, to assist in preventing Inflammation.
irritation and clogging of the pores. Sold
throughout the world. Liberal sample Of
each free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. T. Boston"
ArTender-faced men should use Cuticura
Soap Shaving Stick, CSC. Sample free.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
Most Children Have Worms.

Many mothers think their children
are suffering from indigestion, head
ache, nervousness, weakness, costive-
ness, when they are victims Of that
most common of al Children's ailments
worms. Peevish, iIl-tempered, fretful
children, who toss and grind their
teeth, with bad breath and colicky
pains, have all the symptoms of hav-
ing worms, and should be given Kicka-
poo Worm Killer, a pleasant candy
IoZenge, which cXpcls worms, regulates
the bowels, tones up the system, and
makes children well and happy. Kick
apoo Worm Killer is guaranteed. All
druggists or by mail. Price Csc. Kick
apoo Indian Medicine Co, Philadelphia
and st. Louis. w. A. D'Alemb erte,
druggist, 121 S. PaIafox. (Adv.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
ECZEMA |TCHED
AND BURNED
Between Knee and Ankle. Scratch
ing Made Solid Sore. Could Not
Wear Shoes or Walk. One Cake
of Cuticura Soap and One Box of
Cuticura Ointment Cured.

Curyvil;e. Ga.-"My mother had q
breaking out on her right leg between the
knee and ankle which was pronounced ecxe-
ma. The eczema broke out in pimples and
ttched and burned SO she scratched it and
made a solid sore. 1t burned and itched SO
she could hardly sleep at night. Her cloth
ing irritated it and her feet and ankles were
swollen so she could not wear her shoes and
could not walk for sometime.
"She tried several home remedies which
did her no good. As q last resort she tried
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. She washed
the places with the Cuticura Soap and after
wards applied the Cuticure Ointment. One
cake Of Cuticura Soap and one box of Cuti-
curo Ointment cured her." (Siguedl Mrs.
d. Walraven. Apr. 20. 1912.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

ton will have it's full. pro rata share
of chairmanships.
In the meantime the southern ap-
pointments are working mighty well.
Alabama has the most important one,
Florida has one Of great Importance,
Virginia has four leading chairman
ships and nearly all the rest of them
come to southern states
It is up to the South to measure UP
to her great tradition.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

The democratic house caucus has
assigned the Florida congressman to
the following committees: Sparkman,
chairman of the rivers and harbors
committee; Wilson, on the banking and
currency committee: Clark, on the pub
lie buildings and grounds committee;
LEngle on alcoholic traffic in the Dis
trict of Columbia. And they are al.
on the job.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

launch and boats for fishing. A
catch of sixty or more was made by
noon, and in the beautiful grove din
ner was cooked, the sumptuous feast
Icing served by colored walters. The
party spent a most delightful day and
are loud in their praise Of Chumuckla
Springs, pronouncing DR.. Bryans an
ideal host.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
PLEASANT DAY IN
COUNTRY BY PARTY

Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Amos, w. II. Nc
Kinney. J. c. Wilcox. Herbert Ginz and
little Mary Wilcox and Hughie Amos
composed a party which enjoyed the
he spitality of DIR. Herbert organs at
ChumuckIa Springs last Tuesday. The
party was met at McDaVid Ferry with
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy.
Every family without exception
should keep this preparation at hand
during the hot weather of the summer
months. Chamberlains Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy is worth many
times it's cost when needed and is a.
most certain to be needed before the
summer is over. 1t has no superior for
the purposes for which 1t is Intended.
Buy it now. For sale by all dealers.
(Adv.1
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

The colonel has established his repu-
tation for sobriety. His reputation
along other lines has long ago been
established.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
Our Liars, penartmsnt.


When moving day comes around it
is quite customary to load on every
thing that is not screwed down or
buried. Now a man has solved the
problem whereby even these things
may be taken. He claims that cisterns
may be moved with the rest of the
household effects with perfect ease.
Yeast cakes that are powerful enough
to raise anything from an umbrella to
one of wife's first biscuits will be used
to accomplish this feat. BY digging a
hole just outside the cement or brick
and having it extend to a point under
meath the cistern, then dropping in a
few of the famous cakes just await
results. When the yeast begins to
exert it's power something has got to
give.
While enjoying her usual afternoon
stroll one day recently one Of our
aged grandmas had a thrilling expe-
rience with ratt1er. AS she was
passing by the reptile he leaped from
his lair and stuck his cruel fangs in
her skirt Her first impulse was to
strike the reptile and cause him to
release his hold on her garments, but
fearing worse conditions might arise
by so doing she felt that the last re-
source was to run to some place of
safety. She started and her speed in
creased with every step. As she turned
a sharp corner she was going at such
a terrific rate of speed that the head
of the reptile was snapped aSunder
from its body. The snake is dead and
grandma is alive and well and daily
relates this thrilling story to a happy
group Of interested grandchildren.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
VOX POPULI.
PEACE MOVEMENT IN
THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS

Editor Pensacola Journal.
"An era of armament is a complete
refutation of the arguments of those
who are constantly promising peace. .
/ am a firm believer in the peace move
nent and suggest that Il be taught in
adj public schools. In this way chill
dren can be imbued with it's doctrine
and through future generations will in
time bring about desired results.
FRANCES GREENE.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
DIR. CHAS. r. MITCHELL
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN.

Masonic Temple. Hours sig and as.
Phone 1880.
Eleven years experience in the treat
ment of all sub-acute and chronic dis
eases, such as Asthma. Backache, Bill
iousness, Bronchitis, Constipation,
Cramps, Coughs, olds, Dyspepsia, Eye
and Ear Disorders, Diseases OF Women,
headache. Insomnia, Kidney and Liver
troubles, Lumbago, Nervousness, Neu-
ralgia, Neuritis, Paralysis, piles, Rheu-
matism. Stomach Diseases, Sciatica,
Spinal Curvature, Stiff Neck, Stiff Joints,
etc.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

The Virginian-Pilot is uncharitab.e
enough to say: A Milwaukee man
laughed sixteen hours at joke. Really
one can not be too careful not to men
ton the Charleston "harbor'' in the
hearing OF people who have gazed upon
the spot where it is supposed to be.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

The New SMYRNA News has just
been launched and from present indi-
cations will have smooth sailing. It is
bright and capably edited and If kept
up to its present standard will be one
of the best weeklies published in South
Florida The Journal extends its best
wishes to the News and Editor H. L.
Rood
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
How to Live Cheaply.

Dande!ion greens are very nutritious
and sustaining.
One way to reduce the cost of living
is to cut out breakfast, also dinner
snd supper. Then what you have
saved you can pay to the doctor to
build you up again.
The Goldfish is not high toned bird,
but its meat will prolong life to a con-
siderable extent if you can't get any
thing else.
Let your hair and whiskers grow as
Icing as they want to; join the Flying
Rollers and beat the barber shop.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

"Oh, what is so rare as a jag in
Maine
The poet did sweetly sing:
And the whole world joined in the glad
refrain:
"Oh, surely not anything.
There jags are rarer than days in
June,
And booze it is hard to get.
They've put on the blink the old saloon,
You can't get drunk on a bet"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

A lady reputed to be SO per cent
beautiful denies the report that she is
engaged to a French count. 1t is pos
sible that the count is only about per
cent solvent.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

A New York man says he is '1ook-
ing for a wife with a beautiful soul
one who knows how to keep house and
cook a, nice meal" If he is sincere in
that statement his fondest hopes might
be gratified by a trip to Miami.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
Notes on Reiated Summer.

The trouble with this section of the
country and the only trouble is that
there is too much weather and not
enough climate.
When in doubt as to whether to
summon the ice man or the coal man
call both of them.
If you want cold weather to stick
around a long time let the furnace get
out and put up all your screens.
Keep an overcoat at each end Of the
line, one at the house and one at the
office
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

1t has now been demonstrated tina
a president can make his own min
bed and vet not have to lie In 1t.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

But alas for the poets gentle song,
Alas for the singers, too;
Old Names awake and she moves
along
AS fast as her sisters do.
She has her DRINKS in wholesale lots
Their cases crowd the dockets.
They carry jags-those merry sots-
Around in their vest pockets!
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

Pensacola is pushing to the front
every blessed minute.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12
Inventions.

We have long been the clearing
house for inventions. Many of them
are submitted to us by the inventors
in our locality before anybody else has
chance to see them. Some of the
new and needed things shown US since
May LIST this year are the following:
a luminous keyhole which can be
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

Candidly, what sort of a weather
man have we, anyhow?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-06-12

Charles w. Morse is now absolutely
devoid of the prefix.