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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Welcome to Our City.

do you like the English writer's of
travel essays?" asked the man, who
had nearly run out Of conversational
topics.
NO" answered the patriotic girl;
they all abuse America. Do you like
them?"
Yes, I am enthusiastic about
them"
But you are a Chicago man, and
they all roast Chicago?7
I know But they seem to think
that Chicago is America. and they de-
vote the most of their space to roast
ing Chicago Why shouldn't We like
them"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
MAKE a SERWCEABLE GATE
One That Has Been in Use for Several
Years Shown in Illustration and
Never tSagged.

We have a gate that has been in
use for several years and has never
saSged or given any trouble, writes
w. E. White in Farmers Mail and
Breeze. Boards the same size were
used for all parts of the gate, put to-
geGher with nails and the nails clinch-
ed. No. 8 galvanized wire is looped
at the corners and run double to the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
TRAGEDIES TOLD IN HEADLINES.

Man, Scorning Superstition, Walks
Under Ladder; It Falls on Him"
'Cleverly Fools Pickpockets by Con-
cealing His Wad; But There Was q
Big Hole in His Inside Vest Pocket"
Stage Lover Puts Too Much Fer
vor in Stage Kiss: Husband of Actress
Hunts Him Up After Play Is Over
Purchaser Of New Style Motorcycle
Starts It Off All Right, but Doesnt
Enow How TO Stop It; VIII Be Out
>of Hospital IN Few Days
Court Decides That Woman May
Become Militant Sufragist Without
Furnishing Husband Sufficient
Grounds for Divorce
Friendly Discussion on How to
Distinguish Mushrooms from Toad
stools Ends n Fight; Z One Man Loses
Ear"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
John Sent a Proxy.

We are having such a carnival Of
crime in Cleveland nowadays accord
ing to certain papers) that a lady
daren't go to the door to meet the
postman unless she is armed to the
teeth It is told of a Lakewood WON
an that she heard slight noise, or
thought she did, the other night and
said to her husband:
oh. John, There are burglars in
the housed"
Well. see what they want grunt-
ed John, only half awake.
But you must go down.
No. you go down. No gentlemanly
burglar would dare strike a LADY,"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Exception.

One evening the guests were all
seated around the table earnestly
talking on an important topic Little
Frank came running in shouting:
Papa, papa
Hush, Frank, little children should
be seen and not heard"
Frank subsidized into silence and
pensively sucked his finger. Later
his father said: Well son, what did
you want TO say before?"
Just that the bathtub was over
flowing -
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
The Lazy Mans Garden.

1t may be said that shrubbery l.
the lazy mans garden. Once planted
about your home in cool spring wealth
er, it stands its own sturdy ground
calling neither for hoe nor backache
1t defes frost and blossoms perennial
ly, independent Of your watchfuI care
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
She ObeYed Orders.

A lady had invited to dinner an old
friend who had lost her nose in an
accident. Taking her young daughter
aside before she arrived, she eau
toned her 10 be careful TO make no
remarks about Mrs. Hills nose, as she
was very sensitive about it. At the
table Ethel. who had been studying
the guests face in apparent perplex-
ity, turned inquiringly to her mother
and asked Ma, why did you tell me
to say nothing about Mrs. HIS nose
She hasn't got any"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Clean Feed for Horses.

Don't feed dirty grain to your
horses, The dust, weed seeds and
other foreign matter in the grain is
disagreeabIe to the animals and in
furious.
Use sieve to measure the grain
and give it few shakes to allow the
dirt and seeds to fall out before feed
ing. Some pour water over the grain
in the sieve or dip the sieve of grain
in a bucket or tub of water few
times. This is a good plan, as it re-
moves all dust and smut The feed
boxes are kept cleaner by treating
the grain in this way before feeding
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Cause OF amt.

1t il not considered best to draw
fowls nor to cut off their heads, as
it is the air that gets inside of the
carcass that causes the flesh to be
come tainted Il the head is cut of.
and chickens look best beheaded, it
should De done with a sharp knife or
Ratchet. and then the blood should
be carefully washed off. the skin
drawn forward over the neck and tied.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
The Presidents Choice

During a conversation on thu ap
preaching election in 1854 a gentle
man remarked to President Lincoln
that nothing could defeat him bul
Grants capture of Richmond, to be
followed by his nomination at Chicago
ard his acceptance
Well. said the president. q fee
very much like the man who said he
didn't want to die particularly, but i.
he had got to die. that was precisely
the disease he would like to die of.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Technical Terms,

1t is common to call all poultry
chickens. but strictly speaking a
chicken is a young fowl generally un-
der six months of age, and fowl is
one over that age. On the same
basis young male under one year
Of age or young female OF the same
age are known as cockerel and pullet
respectively. They become cock
and hen after that age.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
M0T0R-DRIVEN LAWN MOWER
Small Machine, Operated by Means Of
Gasoline Engine, Differs Little
From Hand Devices

Many lawn mowers of the large type
have for some time been equipped with
gasoline engines as motive power, but
the accompanying illustration shows a
gasoline engine-driven lawn mower OF
the small type, ordinarily pushed over
the lawn by the operator
The actual moving machine differs
but little from the pushed device.
but attached to the handle is a frame
work bearing a small air cooled engine,
gasoline tank. ignition device and the
gears required for Harvesting the pow
er to the mower proper. The weight of
the power plant is disposed on the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Deorees of lumpy Jaw,

There is an unnecessary prejudice
against lumpy-jaW cattle, according
to Dr.. NJ. H Reynolds of the Mime
sofa station. Considerable percentage
of these cases are passed by govern
ment inspectors as fit for food pur-
poses. Only the very bad cases, es-
pecially those where the disease at
fects several organs or parts Of the
body. are condemned
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
GOOD S\>l
JOKES / -
Town Row.

What's the wrangle about in Punk
yiIle?'
Some CT the community want 20
maintain mud holes and swell their
private fortunes by hauling automo-
biles out. Others want to improve the
highways. pinch EN- for speeding. and
apply the proceeds to public works of
all kinds
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
infringing His preqroqative.

New Parson Dead GuIch taber-
nacIe)-I will close the service with
prayer.
Deacon-HoId on parson! It's all
right-pray if yer want ter, but serv-
ices amt supposed ter close in dis
town till Tough" Tomkins shoots de
lights out-Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Sea Clothing.

Bacon see the bureau of manu-.
featuring in Washington has received
samples of a cloth made in England
from a species of seaweed found in
the southern sea.
Egbert-Why can't it be used for
making sheath skirts for mermaids OF
some outlandish suit for Holsters?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Should Not Worry Sheen.

Sometimes sheep get so fearful OF
dogs that they Yi1 start up and run
the moment a man Or other object
comes among them No flock OF
sheep that is as worried as this, ever
can do wen. The very thought of be
ing chased takes away from their use
fitness, and sooner or later it will
ruin the fold
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Driven 70 Il.

Seems to me the children do moth
ing at schocI now but cut out paper
dolls and make mud pies.
Well, the map Of the world is
changing daily, so until things are set
tied they can't study history CT geog-
raphy. These simplifed spoilers have
put spelling up in the air. So what
are the children to do?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Won the Bet.

Some new recruits had gathered al
the Suffers.
III bet anyone S. said one. that
I've got the hardest name of anyone
here
I'VE viii, will ye:" drawled a com.
rade. Well, III take We on III bet
SO ag'in your s. that my namen
beat your n
Done" said he. I've got the hard
est name in the country. 1t is Stone
The comrade tcsk pull at his pipe
An NINE" said he, is Harder"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Musical,

q don't believe the story, do your"
What story?"
About Mrs. Youngbird They say
she went into a butchers shop the
other day and, seeing a side of spare
ribs on the counter, she remarked:
Why, l didn't know you kept xylo-
phones here"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
VILLAGE SAGE,
Due Notice,

Germany is being blamed for the
story Of factory notice now going the
rounds. Prominently displayed neal
all the live wires, it reads:
ITO touch these wires means in
slant death Anyone failing to respect
this warning will be prosecuted and
fined"
No one has, up to the present, had
to be prosecuted.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
One Of His Studies

Church-How is your boy getting
along in college?
Gotham-An right.
What's the studying?"
Geography, I guess. He wrote for
money today. He said ne wanted to
learn the town"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
A HohhIed Snortnan.

Three Finger Sam says he can beat
you playing poker with one hand tied"
Sans apologizing. After seeing
Sam handle pack of cards, the boys
in Crimson GuIch won't play cards
with him except on them precise con.
ditions."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

a person who was recently called
into court for the purpose OF proving
the correctness of a doctors bill was
asked by the lawyer whether the doc
tor did not make several visits after
the patient was out Of danger
NO" replied the witness. I con
sidered the patient in danger as long
as the doctor continued to visit"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Right Impulse on wronu Foot.

George-Didn't you notice that
pressed your foot at dinner tonight?
Ethel-Why, it wasn't my foot you
pressed. Oh, George, I wondered why
mother was smiling so sweetly at the
0inisteri-Judge
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

Women is the salvation or the de,
struction OF the family-Henri Fred
eric AmieI
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Cbafnu Hives,

This troublesome skin affection is
difficult to diagnose at the outset. Be
on the safe side, therefore, and when
ever the skin is irritated use Tyres
Antiseptic Powder Immediately and
avoid further trouble. Csc. at druggists
Sample sent free by ]. 8. Tyree
Chemist, Washington, D. C.-Adv.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Where a proverh E.ffs

There are two sides to every ques-
ion,'' said the ready-made philoso-
pher.
Yes" replied the umpire who was
escaping in disguise. But you can't
make the bunch on the bieachers be-
1ieve it
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

frame in such manner as TO be bal
anced in respect to the center of grav-
ity of the moving mechanism.
The operator walks behind the ma
chine, grasping the handle in the same
manner as if he really had to push it.
All that is required of him is to keep
it balanced and control the engine
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
An Old Hand,

Owner of Apartment House-Is the
new janitor experienced?
Agent-You bet he is! He wasg't
on the JOB half an hour before all tbs
bells and speaking tubes were out Ct
cGmmission.-Lifa
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Manted to BE Director.

Are you for direct primaries?" de-
manded the reporter.
! am if ! can direct them" prompt
~ replied the boss.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
PLANTING for Future.

When planting trees on the lawn it
is well to consider the future and not
plant trees too close together. Then
there will be no need of looping off
limbs or. having shade so dense that
grass won't grow.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Harness fer BACKING,

If your teams are to be used much
in handling heavy loads where back
ing is necessary used a harness with
very wide and heavy breeding It
will add to the horses confidence and
MS backing power.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Similarity.

Jackson-Whew! That's some cliff,
Johnson-Seems to fascinate you.
Jackson-Yes. That's the way my
desk will look when | get back
Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
After KISSING,

Patience-Were you not outdoors
very early this moraing?
Patrice-Yes, I was.
Patience-Why?
P2trice-Because I read yesterday
that the morning sun kissed every
thing
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Breakers Ahead.

PA, what is a sinking fund.-"
You are too young to understand
such things" replied the worried pa
rent wait until you have bank ac-
count, and then you will know"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

She-This paper says that in one
year 4,472 hours of sunshine are pos
sible. That can't be, can it, dear?
He-Oh, yes; just wait til were
married, dear!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
CInWir1 0rNyn

The train that comes into TicktilIf
late. as the blackberry vines along th,
right-of-way are showing signs of 3
large crop.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Suspicious Habit.

is Miss Prim really a teetotaler?'
of course. she is. What makes
you think she isn't?"
Then why does she wear those
corkscrew curls?'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
BREAKING 1t Gently.

DO you think ice is going to be
cheaper this summer"
Yes" replied the dealer who does
not wish to offend; that is to say,
think it will be cheaper this summer
than it will next"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
RucM Hen 3 est

The busy hen is the one that lays.
That is. if she is busy hunting for
something to eat, and not pulling
feathers, etc.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Natural Instinct.

Why does the average legislature
seem to be opposed to women vot-
ers?"
Because it likes to do all the talk
ing ITSELF
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
WhirJiQiu of T.mte

City Business Man-At last | am
rich enough to retire freq business.
FrienG-What are yar floing to do?
City Business Maz-I'm going to
buy the old farm | ran away from and
I've on it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Ever Think of This2

Why don't women dress sensibly?'
IF they did, half the industries of
the world would 90 to smash"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Proof Positive,

is Smith really in love with his
wife,"
Il have known him to ask for a sec
ond piece of her angel cake"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Her BRAZILIAN

Half the world doesn't know how
the other half lives
y know. I've jgst been wondering
how ever the Greens can afford a
limousine when you can't even boy
gasoline for a motorcycle"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Going false Moneys

"Binks appears to be hopeless
dreamer"
Yes; he spends most Of the time
trying to realize on the silver lining
of clouds"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Fresh Air and Sunshine.

Fresh all and sunshine are impor-
tant as wei as food. Hens kept in a
close, stufy house without sufficient
air and sunshine never lay the maxi
mum number of eggs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Probably q Duke.

I don't believe ne is a real duke"
How about his old family jewels? %
Did he show you any old family
jewels p"
No; but he showed NE the pawn
tickets fer some
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Her aith.

My dear woman, are you an altru-
ist?"
No. ma am; I'm hardshell Bap
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
SurnrIsinn Information.

so your little boy is in the hos
pital?"
Yes, the doctor said he would
have to have his asteroids taken out. :
My stars"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Contra riWise,

so you had trouble with your
workers in the ice felds?"
Yes, they we're perfect hotbeds of
discomfort
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Ire SuoCestione

There is one kind Of weather in
which a professional crook hates to
get busy"
what kind is that?'
"Muggy weather"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
prnUira 7mh Creer

As early as possible. provide a lamb
creep in each pasture, and give each
Gay all the grain the lambs wifi eat
up clean.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Prnnar Combination.

Mrs. Youngbride (to grover)-Shall
I open an account, or do you prefer tc
have me pay for what / get?
GrOcer-Both, madam.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

What man seeks in love is women:
what woman seeks in man is love
-Arsene HOussaye.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Eockinn a annh

II Is wrong to dock a lamb and
turn it out in fly time without putting
on something to keep the pests OF.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Matching Her STYLE.

THAT giddy young matron across
the street has bought herself an cleo
trio machine"
"Of course. it is a runabout."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Handicap in ScaIy Leg,

Hens afflicted with scaly leg can
/ not possibly give the best service in
egg production, and rough shanks
| look bad
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
ArnhiCuous.

How did links succeed when he
went to ask the rich old banker for
ais daughters hand?"
4 think he felt yery much put out"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

Crooked breastbones spoil the looks
of an otherwise attractiyely dressed
fowl
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, sOfteus the gums, reduces infiamma-
lion, alays pain. cures wind colo, 25c bottle.s3g
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

Young women, big feet in white
boots cen he seen a block away.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

There are always two sides to q
questionable wrong side and our side
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
LETTING Well ENOUGH Alone.

4 am going to make that boy STOP
whistling!" said the nervous man.
Don't. IAyou knew the words Of
that song you'd be thankful to let him
whistle it instead of singing it"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
None Left.

1T is said that the latest dietagraph
is able to pick voices out of a chorus"
1T has evidently already been used
on this chorus
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Resented.

Did you get a fright when you
were married."
Sir do you mean to insult my
wife?''
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Those "5urnino Sands"

Foote Light-Isn't that desert scene
on the drop curtain natural?
Miss Sue BTette-No. / don't think
it is.
why not?"
Because the curtain is made OF as
usually burning"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

horses is great, both in city and
country.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10

The difference between genius and
insanity is that the latter gets thrce
meals q day.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Serytceabie Gate.

bottom, passing each side OF the boards
and twisted light III the open spaces.
Gate fastens 70 4 heavy post with strap
hinges.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Their Place.

Where are your masters spats?"
You'll gin'rally find EN- where the
>missus is, sir"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
4 NfaitInn Gil

Sisters home from her vacation
With niue trunks of suHr7er clothes,
Skeeter bitas, sure as creation,
And six blisters on her rose.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
n g Y-ngTFA Watson z. coleman, Wash
"a "a - - 4 V iuzJ0n. D c. Books free. High
z D azsT " est references. Best resulDa

The man who cannot write often
makes his mark in the world
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Enaportanr 10 Mothers
Bears the

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, q safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
sls ase5s the Of HzzZzm
IN Use For Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-07-10
Avoid Disturbance.

Keep dogs and strangers away from
the flock.