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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Kimmel Theater Change.

The Kimmel presents Tor the hfs'
mart of this week, beginning yester"
aav afternoon, a first class bill or
excellent singing, dancing, comedy
skit and impersonation.
Marie Butcher in new songs ana
splendid representations leads on
the program. Her impersonation OF
grand opera stars Is deserving OF
much praise. Marie is also some
dancer.
The two Oyertons in comedy
singing and dancing act present
witty okes and good singing. The
first overton's representation of the
Swede and Hebrew was received with
much applause by well-iilled houses
at both afternoon and night per
formanees.
Hal and Frances come to Cairo
direct from the Majestic theater o
Chicago with special scenery, Thel
are the features of the whole bill
Both possessing good voices, delight
their audiences with lively comedy
sketch and good songs.
Frances, supposedly a green coun'
try girl surprises the dapper youns
New Yorker with her wit. Thu
young fellow in attempting to reply
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Off the Bat By JEAN SCOOP

of Baby Brouthers. Smith was an
easy out. Burgess to p. Smith. who
became tired of making errors
but Overflow proved too speedy for
the 'typhoids' and beat it to third
Jones singled to center Overton
scoring. Jones was actually
caught attempting to steal second,
Johnson to the Goat" Engman
flew out to the Baby"
Cairo raced around the bases
again in the ninth. Lingle singled to
right and was sacrificed to second
by Faulknberry, Donovan few out
to oGssneil, Kessiing doubled to
left scoring Lingle. Murray gained
first and Kessling went to third on
the wild "butting" of Kelly. Muir
ray started for second, the best
| catcher in the league threw the
ball over second base to deep center
| presenting Kessling and Murray
"tNh q oN0tG dpiGCcs ONtItuu Nd&
presented with free walk to first,
made third on Smiths sacrifice,
| scoring on P, Smiths wild throw
over the "Baby's" head. Jones fan.
ned out.
Paducah managed to cross the
| dinner plate" twice in the first and
| seventh. In the first. Burgess. the
| first man up was an easy victim for
| Murray. out Murray to Faulkin-
berry. Hurst managed to get him
| self in the way OF one of Donovan s
| speedy balls. Whitaker singled tC
left, advancing Hurst to third. Cos
nell beat out a hit to Oycrton, scor-
ing Hurst. Gosnell was caught at
atempting TO steal second, Smith tc
TOverton. p Smith fouled out to
Smith.
In the seventh Kelly doubled to
eajAed third on Kuykendall's
short to first and scored on
"Ts' single to right Hurst
I5sw to Bling En-" Jones and
Whitaker hit to Kessling.
The box score:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
swATzAs BY scooPERINKUMs

AS proof that the Iadueah Cray.
fish are pos :fi OF streak OF ye'
low one aas 1n'v - examine the
scores in the ssmos ri saturday and
Sunday. Tn Saturday the Cairo
Cripples were shl. or.--6 to 0 ye'
the Grips only made one error
which proves conclusiyely that
no aerial flight was made. Sunday
the game was won by Cairo, y TO Z,
There is where the Paducah HOOK
Worms showed their real color
They went straight up in the All
when Cairo began scoring AND
messed things up with six errors
Cairo was not thrown off her fee1
by even these errors but wen'
straight along and only fooled bu'
once which also was the sum and to
tai of their misplays in the Satur
day game.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

w. D. Magli, well known mer~
chant of Whitemound, Wis, bought
stock of Chamberlain medicine SO
as to be able to supply them to his
customers. After receiving them he
was himself taken sick and says that
one small bottle of Chamberlain S
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rene
dy was worth more to him than the
cost of his entire stock Of these med
icines. For sale by all dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
rsnnsssss AInI

A man v ho comes IRON Tennessee
takes great pride In having sat silent
at dinner the other day while a New
Yorker. who has never been south Of
Philadelphia, told. amid applause. this
story-and planted it in Tennesses
town.
Small Girl ITO grocerl-Ain't yer
got no onionsr
Grocer Amt said | amt.
Small Girl ain't asst yer amt yer
amt | asst yer is yer amt. Now. is
yer or amt yerr
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Surprising Cure of Stomach Trouble

When you have trouble with your
stomach or chronic constipation
don't imagine that your case is be-
yond help just because your doctor
falls to give you relief Mrs. G.
Stengle, Plainfield, N. J., writes,
For over a month past I have been
troubled with my stomach. Every
thing / ate upset 1t terribly. One OF
Chamberlain's advertising booklets
came to me. After reading few
of the letters from people who had
been cured by Chamberlain Tab
let's, decided to try them. / have
taken nearly three-fourths of a pack.
age of them and can now eat almost
everything that want" For sale
by all druggists.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Rubinstein had promised the or
chestra players supper IL one OF his
operas should prove a success. II was
dismal failure, and he went home
sadly Presently the doorbell rang
and, behold, there were the playersl
In response TO his looks of aBtonlsh-
ment they exclaimed. We liked your
opera!"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
No "Ftoaters" In 100.

In parts OF New England during the
seventeenth century voters had to re-
side in ''stone house OF the dimen.
sions of 20 by i6 feet. with one or
more brick chimney or ehImness"
Each voter had also to be certified by
his neighhors "of sober and peaceful
conversation"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Sels-preser vatlon.

Mrs. Hicks was telling some woman
about the burglar scare in her house.
the night before.
Yes" she said, Il heard a noise
and got up, and there from under the
bed | saw a mans leg sticking out"
Mercy" exclaimed woman. the
burglars legse"
NO. my dear! My husbands legs
He had heard the noise. too."-La'
| dies Home Journal
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

The citizens down Galloway coun'
ty have organized searching parties
to hunt the tobacco patches and for
ests for the ball that Murray ham.
mered yesterday for home run. AS
It disappeared over the fence ITS
trajectory showed it's definite desti
nation would about land 1t in tha'
county. Murray wants it for a souye
mir. Hollow Rock would also lik'
to have it.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Explanation Demanded.

Have you heard about poor young
Hicks trouble with his wife,"
No. I've been out of town for the
last month. What is it?''
He sent his Office boy up to the
house for his raincoat one day last
week and she found a memorandum
in the pocket reading Ribbon fol
typewriter and Hicks is having 8
devil of time trying to explain. -
Lppincott's.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Broken Heart Caused Death.

A broken heart, caused by violent
beating due to sudden emotion, was
said by a doctor to be responsible for
the death Of Alexander Burmese, six.
ty-four, master tailor at LonS Y
inquest, Burmese fell and died during
an alteration with q foreman cutter
as to the ownership OF certain articles
which he was about to remove from
his former premises to new ones.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

TOO much credit cannot be bestow-
ed upon Red" Donovan for his
great work as a pitcher. He pitched
d hard thirteen inning game Friday
and at his own request was permit
ted TO go in again yesterday, Not
withstanding the endeavors OF the
Paducah rooters to upset him and
get his goat. he preserved his usual
imperturabiIity and came through
with flying co ors and a great big
victory.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Murray: oyerton TO Murray to Fail
kimberly.
Bases on balls Mitchell 2, Kny-
kendall ,. Donovan j..
Struck out-Mitcheli 3, kuyken-
dali 3.
Time lbs. Umpire Lewis. Scorer
Lackey. Attendance 1893.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
duty m n Eefnrnnrr.

There Ia no such reformer az an ex.
acting duty Note the asceticlam OF
athletes and scouts. The ravages OF
drink are abated as machinery, with
its demand for clear brain and
steady nerves Ia multiplied on every
hand. Each new stress OF business
and professional rivalry puts q fresh
premium on sobriety and wise re-
stratnt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
The Best Medicine in the World.

MY little girl had dysentery very
bad. thought she would die.
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy cured her, and
can truthfully say that | think 1t is
the best medicine In the world,
writes Mrs. William Orvis. Glare,
Mich, For sale by all dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Outside OF Burgess there is ahso-
lutely nothing to the Paducah yell
ow Hook Worms unless one believes
in bunch OF beefing four flushers.
Cairo has it on them every way and
they well know it. Paducahans have
said so repeatedly. Ii was Pacucah
people that warned Cairo to keep a
sharp eye on Dawkins as they We're
satisfied that there would be some
thing doing for the sure thing men.
Their warnings proved to be abso-
lutely correct.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Doinu Good.

Mrs. Flitterby-So you are on the
visiting committee of your social
workers society. should think you'd
find it dreadfully irksome. making all
those slum calls.
Mrs. Hunter Fadde-I'm willing to
make the sacrifice for good cause.
Every visiting day / send my maid
around with my cards.--Judge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

The spirit of fight and never sur
render is in the Cairo air. This is
admitted by every one who has ever
been in Cairo The spirit has been
admired over the country and made
Cairo famous. No matter from
whence a stranger comes, after a
brief residence here he becomes
thoroughly innoculated with the
same spirit. Cairoites do not fear
high water or fire and especially do
they like to engage in battle and
humble the braggart Paducah base
ball team. This season there Is not
much to fight as Paducah only pos
seesses an alleged ball club Brouth-
ers is getting by as a Mexican ath-
lete.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
EMAnta Of MamnrLaIa.

The country needs memorials OF its
public men and the great events of
It's history for the sake of their edu.
cationai effect But these memorials
must have the quality of the great
buildings OF Athens. Of which Thu.
cydides said that the sight of them
was daily delight.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
ADJUSTMENTS


to the quick wit OF the pretty girl
only succeeds in getting himself in
deeper.
Mr. Kimmel was especially fortu-
nate in securing this act at this time
of the season.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Scholars as Chefs and Walters.

Boys just out of school are trained
by the Londen county council to be-
come chefs and walters. Not iong ago
a luncheon to one hundred visitors
was cooked and served BY the boys
who are being SO trained.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Mr.. Conversely uncle 10 vege-
tartan, so, of course, he is opposed to
eating eggs
Miss WahbleAnd so his little chill
dren can't have any?
He has tried to compromise by Of
fering them hand painted elephants.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
ContauIous.

"'Tfs strange" muttered young
man, as he staggered home from sup
per party, how evil communications
corrupt good manners. I've been sur
rounded by tumblers all the evening
and now I'm a tumbler myself"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Meat inspectors Use Camera.

Meat inspectors In Berlin are em'
ploying the moving picture camera Ia
their work, enlarged photographs
showing micro-organisma In motion III
the meat Ia diseased.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
tlke an InltIarlon,

WAS the bridegroom timorous dur
Ing tho ceremony Not bit. You
see as has taken great many lodge
degrees
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
SUMMARY.

Earned runs-Cairo ,. Paducah 9.
Stolen bases-Murray S. Smith.
Jones. Burgess.
Sacrifice Faulkinberrv 9.
Two base hits-Kelly. Resisting.
Home run--Murray.
Double piays-Overton to Muir
ray to Faulkinberry, oyerton to
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

No reports We're received from
Nashville regarding the outcome OF
the game between ClarksvilIe and
Hopkinsvinn. Neither was there
any report from Henderson giving
the result with 0wensboro, the tele-
graph office closing al Henderson at
6 n. m Sunday II follows that
there has been no changes made in
the respective standings of Hopkins
willie, Ciarksville, Henderson and
Owensboro since Sunday morning.
The scores In these games will he
obtained today and the standings
corret ted in Tuesdays issue.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Iuat So.

Pedestrians should know their rights:
That is my view,
Just bear in mind that they will find
They have few.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Baby Brouthers wants TO win the
rubber today and therefore will
send "Tige" To the mound while
Cairo will send out Hendee. It's dol
lars 10 the hole in a doughnut that
Hendee wins from the New Column
bia threshing engineer. Back 10 the
farm and pull the throttle for dad
as it will soon be threshing time.
"Tige' had Cairo's bunch of horse
have lost through his "wooliness.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

! Twenty thousand chickens, two
carloads consigned to an Ohio
street commission and poultry
house, celebrated the victory of
Cairo over Padueak by growing and
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Overheard In Washington.

Wives OF great men remind US OF II
pretty often~Woman's Home Com
panlon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
At HARRISBURG

Vineennes ..... .. 4 II !
Harrisburg ... .,.,....
Kisner, Stultz and An
derson; Brockett and Fish.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Everybody in Padueah now con-
cedes the superiority OF the Cairo
team over Brouthers' Miniature
HOLSTERS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Up to date, including Sundays
game, Cairo has won six while Pa
ducah has won but four out OF the
ten games played this season.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
American League.

st. Louis .........,. q
Detroit .,,,. .... / |
Batteries and Agnew;
Lake and Stanage.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Forfeited to st. Louis, to be
cause Chicago delayed the game.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Paducah has often been referred
to as a rival of Cairo. 1t may be a
would-be, il it could-be, and in re-
ferring to it as a rival is merely an
ironical courtesy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Results of Sunday, -
Cairo q, paducah Z.
Vincennes 4, Harrisburg 5.
No reports from other two games
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

$2,000.000 will be turned loose in
Cairo within IL months for leyee i'm.
provements.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

The standings of the cubs in the
Kitty league as published in the To-
cal press of Cairo is absolutely cor
rect and can be verified by refer
ence to the files of either paper Civ
ing the results OF each and every
game since the opening of the sea-
son. The files of both papers have
been gone over by the sporting edi-
tors of the two papers and the
standing verified as given daily.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
Second Game.
National League,
First Game.
Second Game

Batteries-Pierce and Bresnahan !,
Harmon and Wingo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Is it any wonder that The Bullee-
tin has circulation of 200 in Pa
ducah When its own papers are so
biased as to public statements that
are not based on facts and are fire.
quently without any foundation.
Both have lied and relied so much
that Paducah people have long age
lost confidence in them Their
stories regarding the Dawkins affair
were at variance with the truth.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Mitchell got his bumps in hurry
with the result that he was derrick
ed, Kuykendall being substituted.
The change from a right handler to
south paw made no difference to
1.-THE Cairoites.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
First Game.

Cleveland ..... .... 6 Z =
Chicago ..... ..... y
Batteries--Falkenbe and Land;
Cieotte and Schalk.
Second Game.
Cleveland ..... ...... II y
Chicago ... ..... l 2
Batteries Mitchell and Oneil;
Russell, Benz, Smith and Schalk;
Kuhn.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Paducahans were forced to admit
that Overton plays rings around
Burgess, while there is no compari-
son with the rest of the Cairo in
field.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

.caesling ali night long like Smoky
Ookums.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Oyerton made monkies out OF the
paducah Hook Worms Sunday on
the bases. On an out OF Smith at
first Overton went from first 10 third.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Cairo people who witnessed the
game state that Brouthers dueked
and lodged balls batted down his
way. One hit his shin and bounded
off. Yet Brouthers is not credited
with an error.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

The Padueah papers are trying to
claim the game of Thursday which
Brouthers forfeited to Cairo by the
score of to o. There is no appeal
from the matter, neither Bassett nor
Farrell having jurisdiction in the
matter. 1t was settled beyond re-
call or hearing when Brouthers pull
ed his men off the field and left the
grounds. The News-Democrat in its
standing of the teams is using stars
and in a foot note explains the rea-
sons for the stars. That's about
where the News-Democrat will read
an answer, President Bassett in a
telegram sent to President Cox on
Saturday stated that the game be-
longed to Cairo and he could do
nothing in the premises although
paducah had applied to him.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07

Both Donovan and league We're in
dandy form and right at the jump
the fans could smell pitchers bat
tlee. -Paducah News Democrat
Maybe Donovan, he with the
Million Dollar head, left a bad taste
in the mouths Of the Paducah fans
after Sundays game. Denny lost
the afternoon game OF July Fourth
through a bobble which caused an
error to be chalked up against Faul-
kimberly. Denny frankly and
manfully admits it. Had it not been
for the misunderstanding Cairo
would have won by the score OF
to o. Denny smarting under this
begged to be allowed to pitch Sun
day. His request was granted and
everybody knows the results to 2
in favor of Cairo. Why didn't you
trot out your "Tige' against him.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-07-07
First Game.
Second Game

son and Clarke; Hendrix and Simon.
The chronicle=news., 1913-04-24
MRS. ROBINSON
PRESIDENT Of THE
MISSION SOCIETY

The election OF Officers in the au-
di,orium of the First VI. T.. Church
this morning brought to u close the
tire. day session of the Woman's
Missionary Society of the Prcsbytcry
of Pueblo. and the majority OF the
delegates left on the noon trains for
their homes north OF Trinidad. Short
devotional services were held this
morning. followed by the election OF
officers. which brought to close
one of the most successful conycn-
lions that the society has held in
years.
The officers elected at this morn
ing's meeting were Mrs. II. $. Robin
uso Of Colorado Springs. president
of the Womcu's Missionary Society
of the Prcsbytery of Pueblo: MIS-
Baker OF Pueblo. president of the
Sunday School Work: Mrs. Munto.s
OF Colorado Springs. treasurer; Mrs.
Sczicr of Canon City. president o.
the Young Peoples Association: Mrs.
Roctlies of Canon City. secretary of
Literature. The office of vicc-pres-
ident of the society and four other
offices were not filled. rs is custom
AIRY, and the officers will be selected
by the president, Mrs. Robinson, OF
Colorado Springs. After the reading
Of several letters and rcoprts the
meeting came to an end and the So
cicty adjourned until next year
A number of the delegates remain
cd in the city to attend the Home
Mission Rally to he held N the First
Presbyterian church this evening.
The chronicle=news., 1913-04-24
WHEAT OUTLOOK GOOD

Topeka. Kan. April 2i.-Statc-
ments of correspondents indicate tina;
not to exceed , per cen, Of the area
OF winter wheat estimated as sown
in Kansas last fall will he failure.
70 says the first crop report of the
year issued today by the Kansas
Board OF Agriculture. The general
average condition of wheat in the
state Is stated to be S9.o bushels.
This is the highest condition at
about the same date in April since
1906" the report continues. land
Is S.3S points higher than year
ago. while the area Is more than l.
10000 acres greater. Should such
an acreage he harvested is would be
the largest ever cut in the state.
The chronicle=news., 1913-04-24
Nothing Doing,
Constable Egan
Goes Back to Mine

In these piping times of peace
when all is quiet on Main street and
along the Potomac. there is really
little or nothing for the cons,ables
to do. Realizing this. constable
Luke Egan of Justice Bowers court
has taken French leave Of his duties
and gOn. hack to the coal mines. In
soo'h. Luke has been In the coal
mines for more than two weeks. lie
has not resigned. neither did he say
he would resign or tell anybody that
Il" was going, II. lust went. Con
stable Harry Lewis In addition TO
Killing tn" duties OF night captain
Of pole" and constable for Justice
Stone. has been constablinS for
Bowers as well and picking up whn,
fees Their. are,
Justice Bowers Is thinking abou,
applying TO the Board Of County
Commissioners to have another con
stabl. appointed to succeed EGan.
On tn" other hand. he looks for LUX.
to blow hack any day with coal dust
on his clothes aud ask II there are
any papers TO serve. These ar" long
drowsy spring days for the justi:"
mills.
The chronicle=news., 1913-04-24
published April 23-AIay .. 1919
NOTICE OF SPECIAL MEETING
OF THE STOCKHOLDERS OF
THE PROSPECT COAL co.

Notice is hereby given that 4 spc-
cial meeting OF the Stock Holders of
The Prospect Coal Company. n Cor
poration organized and existing un-
der the laws of the State of Colorado,
will be held at Room 2, Colorado
Building, in the City OF Trinidad.
state of Colorado. on the cath day
of May. A. d. 1913. at S o'clock
p. NJ. for the purpose of considering
the adoption of resolution to amend
Article > of the Articles OF Incorpor-
alton of said Company. by making
the stock of said Company non-as-
sessablc. and the transaction of such
other business as may properly come
before aid meeting.
by order of The Board OF Direct
Ors.
Given under my hand this 31st
day Of April. A. y. 1873.
JOSEPH SMITH, President.
Attest: VIM. d. Lloyd, Secretary.