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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21
ABOUT HoUSECLEANING.

Husbands of painfully insistent
wives in the matter of housekeeping
please tarry before you take to the
woodsi
Good housewives never clean
house.
Such a declaration, coming as it
does from the National Secretary of
the Housewives League is sufficiently
startling to call halt in the general
shakeup that comes with the budding
leaves and the first robin red-breast.
Not clean house" protests the
average housewife, pausing in her
arduous task of welding or directing
the course of the scrubbing brush and
the securing brick, in the annual
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

prove that the per capita consumption
of basic commodities and of eggs and
of railroad transportation in the for 10
of ton miles had remarkably increased
along with the rise in prices. The
differences were fairly irresistible
Various critical comments have been
received. Prof. Irving Fisher, who is
the leading mathematical exponent OF
the high cost of living. write to say
that he inclines to the same conelu-
sion, but had preferred to have it ex.
pressed in another way. Instead Of
saying, technically, that the cost Of
living had not risen. making therein
"a rather fine distinction between cost
and prices, he would say that the
high prices were owing not to {
scarcity of goods but to a deprecia
ton of money. That is better expires
|sion.-New York Times Annalist.
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GOING TO STAY AWHILE.

Learn from Washington that Rep
resentative Cullop, of Indiana, has
introduced bill looking to the erec-
tion in the capital of a government
residence second in rank to the
White House for the proper housing
of the Vice President.
Not to let the grass grow under his
feet, Mr.. Cullop further asks for an
appropriation of $1,000, not for the
erection of a bungalow, but for plans
for the proposed Vice Presidential
palace
Having swallowed our surprise, also
and our recollection of the combina-
ton Jeffersonian-simplici economy
promises of the campaign, we beg
Representative Cullop to haul bach
his measure long enough to incor.
porate in 1t provisions for residences
for the Speaker of the House, the
Doorkeeper of the Senate, senior mem
Der of the Press Gallery, Chief of Pc
lice the cady master at Chevy Chase
the head suitcase snatcher at the
Willard. the man who steams tn,
oysters at Harvey's and other nationa
characters.
When doing anything do it well
1t doesn't become a new administra
ton to be mean and niggardly.
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spring cleanup. why we've been
waitig all winter for this opportunity
to show our ability as careful house
keepers. There are hidden cobwebs
to be brushed from the shadows of the
ceiling, dust to be dug from the crew
ices of the wainscoting, rugs to be
beaten, closets to be turned wrong
side out, woodwork to be washed,
windows to be polished and so on
through an endless number of tasks
from cellar to garnet"
If you must give your hose a gen.
eral overhauling this time, admon-
ishes Mrs. Charles Griffin, the origin
ator of the MISUNDERSTANDING cam
paign, ssee to it that the necessity
for such an upheaval never occurs
again. The real secret of keeping the
house in order is to do a little clean
/ ing every day so there will be nc
cause of the spring and fall despera-
tions.
Fellows, be patient there is hope.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21
MARSHALL REBUKED AT HOME

In his address in New York last
Saturday evening Vice President Mar
shall gave voice to the following
soothing sentiment
The right to inherit and the
right to devise are neither inher-
ent nor constitutional, but. upon
the contrary. they are simply priv
ileges given by the state to its
citizens"
Aroused by these rather careles.
words, the New York World, the lead
ing democratic newspaper of tn,
country, proceeds to read the vic,
president a lecture in these good Sc
terms:
Vice President Marshall should
make no more speeches OF such
demagogic flavor as the one which
he delivered Saturday night. He
should realize that such a speech
incites class hatred without re-
forming elias discrimination. Such
an appeal to the predatory poor
only helps the predatory rich. Mr..
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VOICE OF
uzsA THE Ma.-
p & Q p l. e
THE GREAT EIsTEDDFoD.
East Chicago, April

East Chicago, April 81.
To Editor TINES:
without a doubt that the following
information regarding the forthcoming
international Efsteddfod at Pittsburgh
will be of great interest to a large num-
Der of the readers of your valuable
paper THE TINES and especially those
of Welsh lineage. This can venture to
say that there is Welsh community
in the United States where interest is
not manifested in the big International
Eisteddfod to be held in Pittsburgh,
Pa, during the week of the fourth. The
choral events will rank as the greatest
in the country The male choir contest
will be one of the most Instructive
ever held, among the choirs prepared to
compete being the DR.. Parry Glee So
ciety of Scanton, Pa. Pittsburgh, Pa
Utica, N. Y; Johnston. Pa: Sharon, Pa.
the events Edwardsville, Pa; Home
stead. Pa: Granite City, ILL.,; Columbus.
Ohio; jackson, o.; the Guido Club of
Buffalo. Cleveland and the most noted
male choir of Wales.
In the competition for ladies. choirs
the following will participate: London,
Enguand: Johnstown. Pa; Scranton.
Pa: Scnuykin, Pa: Utica. N Y; Pitts
burgh. Pa: Altoona, Pa; Homestead,
Pa; Youngstown, O.; Harrisburg, Pa.
and Canton, Q.
| The chief choral competition for mix
ed choirs will be one of the most not
able ever WITNESSED, the prizes amount
ling to $1,000. Each competing choir is
lrequired to learn king Olaf. a work
tof 200 pages by Sir Edwin Elgar, and
the two test ehoruses viii be announced
by the adjudicators just prior to the
comp EDITION. In the evening the massed
lchoirs of 1900 voices will give the work
lin its's entirety at a grand concert &c
lelose the Eisteddfod The choirs pre-
Iparing to take part in this competition
lare Scranton Prof. John T. watkins
Philadelphia. DIR. Lewis watkins; Pitts
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

WRITTEN IN kENSINGTON GARDEN.
In this lone, open glade / lie,
Screened by deep boughs either
hand,
And mt Its end. TO stay the eye.
Those bInck-croysned, rcdboled pie
trees stand.
Birds here make song. each bird has
ais,
Across the gIrdIinE city's hum.
How green under the boughs 1T Is.
How thick the tremuious sheep cries
come.
To take his nurse his broken toy;
Sometimes thrush fits overhead
Deep In her unknown days employ.
Here Mt my feet what wonders pass!
What endless. active life In here!
What blowing daisies, fragrant grass.
An air-stirrcd forest. fresh and clear.
Scarce fresher is the mountain sod
Where the tired angler Hes, stretched
out.
And eased of basket and of rod,
Counts his days spoil. the spotted
trout.
In the huge world which roars hard
by.
BE others happy IL they can!
But I'm my helpless cradle
Was breathed ON by the rural Pan.
L. ON mems impious uproar hurled,
Think often, 1 hear them rave.
| And now keeps only In the grave.
Yet here is peace forever new!
when who watch them am away,
stili all things In this glade go
Then to their happy rest they pass,
| The flowers upciose. the birds are
| fed
The night comes down upon the grass,
The child sleeps warmly in his bed
Calm soul of all things! make 1t mine
To feel, amid the city's jar,
That there abides a peace oe thine.
| Man did not make and can not mar
The Will to neither strive nor cry,
1 The power to feel with Others. give.
Calm, me more! nor let me die
| Before 1 have begun to live.
Matthew Arnold,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

1S36-Battle of San Jacinto, Texas.
with the defeat of the Mexicans.
Observation-Disclosures war began.
1903-Striking miners in Pennsylvania
returned to work pending adjust
ment of grievances by Joint con-
Citation board.
TODAY,S BIRTHDAY HONoRS.
Congressman Ralph w. Moss of In
diana, one of the very important fig
ures in the tariff revision legislation at
Washington, was born April 81, 1862.
and is therefore 81 years old today. He
is progressive democrat and attracted
much attention before going to con-
gress by his fight against Tom Tag
CART, the democratic national commit
teeman from Indiana. He is partly re-
sponsible for the pure food law of In
diana. which is one of the most string
ent in the country. and was an ardent
supporter Of DR.. Wiley when he was
chief of the bureau of chemistry. Mr..
Moss came very near receiving the
democratic nomination for governor OF
Indiana last fall.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

Marshall should remember that
protestations and professions are
the only weapons of the party out
of power. but that the party in
power is judged solely by it's ac-
complishments. The orators of the
democratic party have made it as
abundantly clear as millions of
words could make it that the party
is in sympathy with popular needs
dna not in sympathy with privi-
legged wants. Now let it give words
a rest and confine itself to actions.
Mr.. Marshall would be doing a
great deal better to be at work in
Washington proving the protesta-
tions of the past by exerting his
moral influence in the senate to Sc
cure the passage of one tarif-re-
duction schedule than to be making
speeches in New York questioning
the right of a father to bequeath
his property to his children"
Now, that's quite a sizzling littl
roast to come from ones own part
organ and no doubt it blisters its re
,ipient in painful fashion. How
ever, it is blistering that will d
good If taken in the proper spirit. MI
Mashall has never been able thu
Far to see that as a man ascends tn
scale he must more and more guar
his utterances, for more and more
is the position rather than the ma
that his auditors hear-Fort Wayn
News.
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burgh. Prof. Morris stephens; Chicago,
DIR. Hugh Owen; Cleveland Prof
Jenkin Powell Jones. and Utica, J. r.
Williams. If there are any one who
is contemplating paying a. visit to the
Eisteddfod should communicate with
John Roberts. 1921 Olcott avenue East
Chicago. with n view to make some ar
arrangements with the Pennsylvania rail-
road company for a separate coach to
a party of 25 at a reduced rate. 1t may
be said that twelve have already sent in
their names.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

When did lincoIn's birthday become
q legal holiday?
Lincoln's birthday has been made a
legal holiday at different times in Cali
fornia, Colorado. Connecticut, Della
ware. Illinois, Iowa, Indiana. Kansas.
Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, Ne
vada, New Jersey, New York. North
Dakota, Pennsylvania, South Dakota.
Utah. Washington, West Virginia and
Wyoming.
What is "quo fata ferunt7s
A Latin phrase meaning WHITTIER
the fates carry"
Who 10 the author of tho poem be-
ginning:
1t 10 easy enough to be pleasant
When life flows along like song,
But tho man worth while
Is the man who will smile
When everything goes dead wrcnaf
Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
Can you tell me how TO clean cut
steel shoe buckles?
go over the buckles until they are
clean.
What 10 the term of enlistment in the
United States army7 Can you give mo
inform ation about tho army post
schooIsf
The army act of Aug. "a. 1912, pre-
scribes a seven year term of enlist
ment, and this act went into effect the
LIST of last November. At the United
States army posts there are separate
schools for commissioned officers. non
commissioned officers and enlisted men
from November to March. Full infor-
nation may be secured from the secre-
tary OF war, Washington.
What is the meaning of the motto,
"Fioreat rajestica,v or, rather, put IL
into English?
The correct form of the motto is
"Floreat majestasr' usually translat-
ed as LET majesty reign" although
the literal translation is LET majesty
be in flower"
What part of bone 10 essential to its
Iife2
The periosteum, or the membrane
surrounding the bone. This contains
blood vessels which pass into the bone
itself
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

KANSAS co-eds have fixed the ideal
husband standard. He must be feet
IL, weigh 159 pounds, 31s inch
waist, inches chest expansion, re-
ligious, courteous, neat, fluent con-
versationalist, accommodating and
neither drink nor smoke Absolutely
no use girls, all that kind is in heaven
wearing white robes and tuning UP
harps.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

SAM Blythe says that Secretary
Bryan is fecundious, orgulous and
veribigerous. He must have been
looking up some of the opposition
speeches delivered during the famous
free silver campaign.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21
AWFULLY SORRY BUT

Mr.. Carnegie says he tried to be a
reporter once and couldn't.
Yes and we tried to be Carnegie
once and didn't
Hence these columns.
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stated meeting Garfield lodge No.
$50. f. & A M. Friday, April Is. $500
p. m f. c. degree. Visitors welcom-
ed R. s. CALLER. Sec. e. NJ. SHANK
LIN, w. NJ
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

THE Z. S. Senate this year is a
very well-spring of joy to the news
paper paragrapher. 1t has that
monumental freak in it, known
casually as j. Ham Lewis
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

Hammond Council No. 30 r. and s. NJ
Stated Assembly first Tuesday each
month. Glass of candidates Tuesday,
June 3rd. ]. w. Morthland. Rec, r. s.
Caller, T. I. NJ.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

QUITE an important bit of news
broke in South America the other day
but the papers rather ignored it. A
president had died a natural death.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

CORRESPONDENT complains of too
much athletics in the Gary Y. NJ. G. A.
Point is not well taken A sound
body is a prerequisite for a sound
mind.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21
TIFF TIMES
NEW SP PAPERS
BY The Lake County Printing and Pub
fishing Company.

The Lake County Times. daily except
Sunday. entered second class mat
ter June 2S. 1906; The Lake County
Times. daily except Saturday and sun
day. entered Feb. 3, 1911; The Gary
Evening Times daily except Sunday,
entered Oct s. 1909; re-entry of publ
cation at Gary. Ind. April is. 1918; The
Lake County Times, Saturday and
weekly edition. entered Jan. 80. 1911;
The Times. daily except Sunday, en-
tered Jan. Is. 1912. at the postoffice
at Hammond. Indiana, ali under the
act of March 3. 1879.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

Hammond Commandery. No. II, K T.
Regular meeting Monday. April 21st.
Malta degree.
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dammoAI Chapter, No. lit. R. A M
Regular stated meeting Wednesday
April 90. Work, Royal Arch degree.
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STRIKERS were routed in Mama
roneck, n. Y. by hose. Why is it that
water will rout some strikers quicker
than bullets?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

SEE by the Charlottesville Journal
that the flood has carried tusk of pre-
historic animal down that way. Prob
ably the tusk of one of the early Gary
blind pigs.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21
The Day in
HI Y
APRIL Elm ursToRy

17s4-Guadaloupe and it's dependencies
surrendered to the British.
1s09--Napoleon defeated the Austrians
at battle of Landshut, in Bavaria.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

SUFFRAGETTES are searching
Gotham for handsome men to pose
with beautiful women in parade. Poor
success, Hard lines.
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SCIENTIST asserts that many orig
inally descended from bull frogs. Judg-
ing from the number of croakers here
abouts looks like he is correct.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

WOMAN is not in style now unless
she wears hip sash.
GOOD thing that a preacher. an I'M
dertaker and coffin maker compose the
executive committee. of the bull moose
party in Indianny They'll come in
handy for the wake that viii be held
soon.
EASTERN girl who eloped says that
she would do 1T over again If she had
the chance. Her hubby should watch
her closely.
Motto for poultrymen:
Watch and spray" writes
the Fra in the Philistine.
Now, what does old Mother
Hubbard know about chick
ems?
BLIND girl gives Views" South
Bend Tribune
Nothing unusual She has no use for
'em herself
INDIANAPOLIS NEWS says that
China is a stable republic" China
shows great wisdom in not having an
DISPATCHES have it that the gov
eminent is to drop the coffee trust
| suits. Probably Uncle Sam is more
friendly to it since Teddy didn't get a
third cup of coffee.
LOOK IN Having been so ignom-
THE inously fired from his post
BIBLE Of the weather bureau is
now looking for that quo
tation about a prophet be-
ing without honor in his
own country.
VICE PRESIDENT MARSHALL
wants government to confiscate all es-
tates over 100000 when the owner
| dies. Has our Tommy been attending
socialist meetings down in Wash ?
Where's the Hon John B. Peterson2
| Our Congressman ought to hunt Tom
| my up and give him a lecture on the
rights OF big corportions.
ha Mr lie O
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

UPON second thought if any Chicago
man fell In love with his wifes feet he
would fall in love with a great DEAL
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

Arc there any regulations governing
appointments to the diplomatic corps7
Yes. Initial appointments from out
side the service to secretaryships In
the diplomatic service shall be only to
the classes OF third secretary Of en-
bassy or, in case of higher existent
vacancies, of second secretary OF lega-
ton or OF secretary of legation at such
post as has assigned to 1t but one Sec
rotary. Vacancies in secrstaryships OF
higher classes shall be filed by pro-
motion from the lower grades OF the
service based upon efficiency and abil-
fly as shown in the service. The as
sistant secretary of state, the solicitor
of the department Of state, the chief
of the diplomatic bureau, the chief
of the bureau Of appointments and the
chief examiner of the civil service
commission or Of some person whom
the commission shall designate or
such persons as may be designated to
serve in their stead are constituted 4
board whose duty 1t is to determine the
qualifications of persons designated by
the president for examination to deter
mine their fitness for possible appoint
ment AZ secretaries Of embassy or lega-
don. All examinations are held In
Washington.
When was the xrst Browning society
for the study of the poets works or
sanized7
In London, Oct %, 1881.
What Is the capital Of Panama.
Panama. located on the Pacific side
! Of the isihmus. .-.s.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

OBSERVE that Mr. Record is being
doomed for governor of New Jersey.
He ought TO make a good copy of the
Princeton professor.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

THOSE Michiganders certainly are
most impolite to the Michigeese.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

MISSOURI mules are selling at
$500 apiece. Champ Clark ought to
find no little consolation in this fact
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

asks old Laury Jeen Libbey. Now. all
girls think that their mothers never
loved as they did and all mothers hon
estly believe that there never was and
never will be a love like theirs
YOUNG pig, mascot of New York po-
lice. has been mysteriously slain. Cops
probably got nervous lest 1t squeal.
SCRIPTURE expert says Bible should
read that "Belzebub is the father of
flies" and not OF lies Some ancient
proofreader made the bull which goes
to show that proofreaders were as con-
trary then as now
ILLINOIS negro who once ran for
president has been appointed janitor of
the Springfield state house. Well, he
has attained position of power in any
event.
JUST After having granted the
LIKE women of Colorado the right
THEM to vote they are repaying the
men by demanding that Wood
row give to them one-half of
all the federal jobs in the
state.
says the Joliet Herald. Thought that
| the senate bar had been abolished long
ago
CHING-TTNG-TANG has been np-
| pointed Chinese minister to the u. s.
If you haven't a supper bell i'm your
house have the missus say ChinE-TinS-
/ Tang n couple OF times.
ROME is celebrating the 2,663rd an
niversary of its founding. Consider
| ing that Gary is only z years old. you
can't blame 1t for feeling frisky now
| and then.
| THE Answer TO Burgundy was
| subject in oratorical contest in nearby
| high school Hennery Coldbottle will
deliver his famous address. The An
swer to Riesling," upon his return from
the east
| SUNDAY paper told of Frenchman
| who fell in love with his wifes feet.
We want to say that If the American
husbands fell in love with their wives
| feet they wouldn't be loving much.
| UPON second thought if any Chicago
man fell In love with his wife's feet he
/ SCIENTIST asserts that many orig
| inally descended from bull frogs. Judg-
ing from the number of croakers here
| abouts looks like he is correct.
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SUNDAY paper told of Frenchman
who fell in love with his wife's feet.
We want to say that If the American
husbands fell in love with their wive's
feet they wouldn't be loving much.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

DO girls love as their mothers?"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

and Mrs. George Won L. Meyer, and
Lieut.. Raymond C. P, Rodgers, u.
S N. Miss Helen Taft, daughter Of
the ex-president, will he tbs brides
maid. Other attendants win be Niss
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

How 10 iron galvanized, and whyf
The iron is plunged into molten zinc.
which forms an alloy on the surface
that prevents rust
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

DISPATCHES have it that the gov
eminent is to drop the coffee trust
suits. Probably Uncle Sam is more
friendly to it since Teddy didn't get a
third cup of coffee
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

When did the Countess de Caatei-
lane marry the Duke de Sasan7 When
did she become the Countess de Cas-
tslisne?
The Countess de Castellane. or, rath-
er, Mime. Gould, as she was known aft
er her divorce from Count Boni de
Castellane married Prince Helie de
Sagan July I, 1908. She married the
Count de Castellane in New York.
March 4. 1896.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

What part Of bone 10 essential to its
iife2
The periosteum, or the membrane
surrounding the bone. This contains
blood vessels which pass into the bone
itself
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Assisted by HENNERY COLDBOTTLE

WOMAN is not in style now unless
she wears a hip sash.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

What Is the capital of Panama.
Of the isihmus.
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THE Answer TO Burgundy" was
subject in oratorical contest in nearby
high school Hennery Coldbottle will
deliver his famous address. The An
swer to Riesling." upon his return from
the east
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-21

INDIANAPOLIS NEWS says that
China is a stable republic" China
shows great wisdom in not having an
auto government.
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JUST After having granted the
LIKE women of Colorado the right
THEM to vote they are repaying the
men by demanding that Wood
row give to them one-half of
all the federal jobs in the
state.