Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-02

Inc extent TO winch one or the WOrldS great IN
,dustries can he developed is shown in the fact that
eggs can be marketed in timed, %candled, powdered
and frozen forms, and occasionally a fresh dozen glad
dens the green grocers eye.
Mr.. William X. Kavanaugh is in Washington, talk
ing river Improvement, from which we are led to
infer that the annual visit of the committee of the
Deep Waterway association to the high functionaries
of government will soon be made again.
A writer in the Contemporary Review processes
to have searched the records at Stratford and Londan
and asserts that they show that William Shakespeare
was a tax dodger. But the Baconians will not dare to
deal with this charge.
Five hundred expert guests" have eaten a cold:
storage banquet in Chicago. We should think the
inexpert and infrequent diner would be the sort to
try such an experiment upon if verbal bouquets are
the things desired. - ".,-.~. ...;
Notwithstanding the democratic. majority. knocked
the civil service out of the income tax force, that will
give jobs. to less than 800, and more than 1000 have
applied. Alas, the public crib has never been of
Bourbon size.
Muret is expected to follow the example OF
Schmidt and make a full confession. Ept confession
does not necessarily imply the speedy disposition Of
a case. The alienists can always be called in.
The locusts now being eaten by the Egyptians are
described as very %palatable. Conservative local cpl
cures will not insist on their importation SO long as
the reedbirds and oysters hold out.
1t was bad for the price of sauerkraut to soar, but
we all know that Fremont, Ohio, is the center OF
the American kraut industry, and the fame of Ere
mont makes the price worth paying.
The Rev. Mr.. Noyes, who predicts that a drought
as great as that of this year will occur in a dozen
years from now, at least gives us time for prayer and
preparation.
A dollar a pound is mentioned as the possible
price OF beef ten years hence. An elastic food
supply may be more important than an elastic cur
rency. g.
The interest manifested by Gov. Foss in the poll
tics of his state may %disappoint many Canadians who
were hoping to have another American citizen to
cheer. .."
The packers at their meeting in Chicago advised
us to eat pork in order to reduce the price of beef.
But what shall we at later to reduce the price OF
pork? -.. .~."a %~.
We are advised to choose dress so as to match
our souls. Alas, too many are hardly we'll enough
acquainted with their souls to know what these Look
like.
A man. at Cairo, ILL.,, has been driven insane by
reading reports of the Thaw trial. This is the only
case. reported, but the trial is just beginning again.
A mass meeting at Hinchcliffe, Miss, condemned
the %lynching of a negro. Not much help to him, but
It may make lynching less popular in the future.
~ The public is being urged to suspend judgment on
Sulzer. 1t has been doing SO for a long time. A little
more patience should not be impossible.
The object of currency legislation is not to pro-
mote ordinary speechmaking, but to give money ITSELF
a chance to talk more freely.
Passing laws against gossip is easy. AS often
occurs, the real problem will arise in connection with
their enforcement. IJ282a
While hazing is reprehensive, it must be admitted
that some very fine military and naval men have sur
vived the practice.
Authors Of crime fiction after reading the biogra-
ply Of Schmidt may decide that imagination cannot
go beyond it.
.Stork brings quadruplets,' says q dispatch.
Shout the bird be a~pplauded or reprimanded?