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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
Fra Elbertus"
(An Advertisement. From Pacific
Printer.)

(An Advertisement. From Pacific
Printer.)
Old Father Hubbard
Went to the cupboard,
To get His Own Self greer
bone
He had good pull
So found it choek full,
And thus could he go it alone.
He started a press,
10 do printing. No less
Than the best of its kind in the
land.
Then platforms he "took"
Reading things from his book,
With an artistic tone-and band.
From the volumes he's writ,
They say he is IT.
(Set at" with capital. pleased
Which shows what one can
Get accomplished by plan,
If he press" his affairs with n
squeeze.
But be not misled
Or your fame's ready-dead:
Your name something fetching
must be.
No Jones, Smith or Dunn,
Can have "long run,
Or get very far up the tree.
So the point would.make,
just for arguments sake,
. Concerns any name we all read:
If you have a strong cog.
The world rolls your log
who is advertised well, must sue
ceed".
Clifton s. Wady.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
THINK OF 1T
10000 People Publicly Recommend Our
Remedy. Some are Hood River People

Over one hundred thousand have rec.
commended Doan's Kidney Pills,
For backache, kidney, urinary ills,
thirty thousand signed testimonials
Are appearing now in public print.
Some of them are Hood River people.
Some are published in Hood River.
No other remedy shows such proof.
Follow this Hood River mans ex-
ample.
William Boorman, Ais Sherman ave.
Hood River, Ore. says: IL was in bad
shape with kidney trouble. My back
was very lame and was annoyed a
great deal by the kidney secretions.
| could hardly stoop. Doan's Kidney
Pills quickly relieved these ailments
and publicly recommended them. |
still get great relief, whenever | take
the. You may continue publishing nv
former testimonial" "
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, New York.
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name -Doan' sand
take no other
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
Mother Of Eighteen Children

am the mother of eighteen children
and have the praise of doing more work
than any young woman in my town"
writes Mrs. G. ]. Martin, Boone Mill,
va " / suffered for five years with
stomach trouble and could not eat as
much as biscuit without suffering. |
nave taken three bottles of Chamber.
lalns Tablets and am now a we'll wo-
man and weigh 1853 pounds. | can eat
anything | want to, and as much as |
want, and feel better than have at any
time In ten years. refer to anyone in
Boone Mill or vicinity and they will
youeh for what / say."- Chamberlain g
Tablets are for sale by all dealers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
Improved Roads Pay for Themselves

That money spent in improving coun-
try roads is more than returned in the
increase in the value of land bordering
on the improved roads, has been proved
by data gathered by the office of Public
Roads of the u. S. Department of Ag-
rrlculture. AS an example, the expend-
lture of $3.50, 900 on "a per cent of the
roads in one county in Alabama has
doubled the value of all the farm land
IN the county in 10 years. The i'm
proVement of road in Virginia in
creased the value of one 100 acre farm
bordering on it from 81, 800 to SO. 900
ana the value of another farm on the
same road increased 80 per cent.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
Buck Raises Giant Cucumber

The largest cucumber ever seen in
the city was grown by Judge A. G.
Buck in his garden in the eastern por-
tion Of the city. The big vegetable
was l3t inches long and IL inches in
circumference. If it had only been
striped it would have looked like lit
tie rattlesnake watermelon from Geor-
gia.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
Mt. Hood 10 Have Saturday Train

Mount Hood Railroad will, commenc-
ing Saturday, September 9Th, run a
special train leaving Hood River at 0 As
P. m. to accommodate patrons who wish
to spend few hours in the city Satur-
day afternoons, same train will leave
Parkdale at s:l5 p. M This train will
run on Saturdays only, it having been
decided to try this for month or six
weeks, hoping that the patronage given
Will Justify us in continuing it. s4-s19
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
O.-W. R. & N. Issues 'Round-Up' Folder

A handsome folder telling of the
Pendleton Round Up" has just been
issued by the O.-W. R. & N. Co. This
yearly function bringing back to real
life the scenes of earlier days, when
the cowboy rode the vast ranges of the
prairie country, is becoming better
known in all parts of the United States
than any other carnival of its nature.
The east is learning of the Round
Up and tourists are now beginning to
plan their trips to the Pacific coast in
the fall of the year that they may see
the feature of the event.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04

The healing demulcent qualities oI
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound are
not duplicated in any other medicine for
coughs and colds. Any substitute offer
ed you is an inferior article. Refuse to
accept it for it can not produce the heal
ing and soothing effect of Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound. Insist upon the
genuine, which contains no opistes.
Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04

Adventists decline debate, so the
speaker will lecture in Grace u. B.
church next Sunday and part of next
week.
Rev. J. s. Rhoades. of Hopewell,
ore, will discuss the following sub
leets' ii a. M, 1.-THE United States
Hlstory-What it is Not" 7:30 p. M,
The Sabbath, When Given and to
Whom Given-When it Ended" Mon
day night. "The Foundations of Seventh
Day Adventism, or the 2300 Days of
Dan. 8:l3."
Everybody welcome. No Bible stu
dent can afford to miss this treat.
J. B. Parsons, minister.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
Mrs. Carson Wins SIS Prize

!. BY working out a rhebus that ap-
peared in hardware mems publication
and advertising made in Philadelphia
products, Mrs. ]. K. Carson last week
received as prize check for the sum
OF $50. Out of large list of contest
ants Mrs. Carson's was the only cor
rect solution of the puzzle.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
Can't Afford to Have Kidney Trouhle

No man with family to support can
afford to have kidney trouble, nor need
he fear it with such remedy at hand
| as Foley's Kidney Pills. An honest
medicine, safe and reliable, costing but
little but doing much good. Foley's
Kidney Pills eliminate backache and
rheumatism, tone up the system and re-
store normal action of kidneys and blad-
der. Sold by Chas. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
The Fatal Day Was Near

Charles seems very exacting, said
foud mamma to the dear girl whe
was dressing for the wedding.
Never mind, mamma" said she
sweetly. They are his last wishes. .
September Lippincott's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04

Check a cough or cold in the lungs be-
lore It develops serious case. Ballard 's
Horehound Syrup is an effective remedy
Tor all soreness or congestion in the
lungs or air passages Price 2sc. soc
and 81 100 per bottle. Sold by Chas. n
Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
How About You?

1T is well known fact that mostly
everybody has well developed bump
OF curiosity, = said the practical man.
Think so?' inquired the other.
s.'uMop spls
-uh fooq eql uIn1 HIM qdBI5sIsd sIql
eos oq& eIdosd sql 10 }som sex.
September Lippincott's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04

Sickly children need Whites Cream
Nermituge. 1t not only destroys worms,
II there be any, but it acts as strength
ening tonic in the stomach and bowels.
Price 25e per bottle. Sold by Chas. N.
Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
Tips On
Titles
A MAN

A MAN
came rushing into our office and
wanted an Abstract in hurry. He
seemed to think we kept them on
hand and could pass the one he
wanted right over to him. 1t was the
first time he had ever required an
Abstract. He had an opportunity to
make an investment which gave
promise of rich returns. 1t was an
unusual chance. He had no ready
money 80 had gone to his bank to get
It by placing a mortgage upon his
land. The bank, according to its Gus
tom, demanded an Abstract and re-
ferred him to us. Now the man had
lived on this land. He had paid &c cd
money for it. He held a Warranty
Deed. He thought it was his. Ii
was, but there was "Cloud upon the
Title" which had to be cleared be-
fore he could obtain any money upon
his land. There were defects in the
instruments as recorded which could
be remedied only by decree of the
Court. This required time. Mean.
while the opportunity for the promls-
ing investment had passed.
This is not fiction. 1t is not even
exceptional. 1t is the sort of thing
that is occurring repeatedly.
You own land in Hood River
County. You intend, some day, to
have it covered by an Abstract,
Why Not Now There is nothing
to be gained by delay and may be
much to lose. 1t matters not what
you think about your land, your
title is only as good as the records
show. The business of the Abb
stracter is to give you the record of
your title.
Some people seem afraid to enquire
into the title to their land. They
prefer to play ostrich" and try to
think there can be nothing the trouble
with it. When the day comes. as it
surely will, that they must have an
Abstract they are disappointed that
they have to wait for the Abstracter
to do his work. But they can t blame
the abstracter. It takes time to pre-
pare a correct and complete Abstract.
Besides there are always other hurry
orders ahead which must be finished
before new work is begun. 1t is even
more annoying to learn that the title
you thought good is imperfect. The
trouble may be slight and of nature
which could be readily removed. but |
still sufficient to cause an exasperat-
ing delay at time when one wishes
to make a quick sale or raise money |
upon a mortgage.
BE wise enough to have your Alb
stract made NOW, while there is no /
urgent need for prompt action.
Come in and talk to us about it.. we
may be able to make few sugges-
tions of benefit to you.
We have been searching Hood
River Titles since 1886, and If there
is flaw in the Title we can find it.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
nesn0ntIeney

Is often caused by indigestion and
constipation, and quickly disappears
when Chamberlain's Tablets are taken.
For sale by all dealers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-09-04
Surest Way to
End Catarrh


60 to Keir & Cass and say: al want a
n1oMEl outfit" Take it home-pour
a lew drops OF HY0MEI from the bottle
into the little hard rubber inhaler
breathe 1t for five minutes and note the
refreshing relisf-breathe it four or five
times day for few days and Catarrh
and all its symptoms will gradually dis
appear.
Booths HYOMEI is balsamic air; it
contains no opium, cocaine or other
harmful drug, and is sold on money back
plan for Catarrh, Group, Bronchitis and
Coughs. Complete outfit includes in
hs err VI .O0-extra bottles if later needed
oO cents at Keir & Cass and druggists
everywhere. Simple instructions for use
IN every package-you can't fail. Just
breathe it-no stomach dosing.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11
THOROUGH SEED
CORN.

have a few bushels Of fine seed
corn to spare 1t is white corn
with small red cob, deep grain and
extra good weight, bred up for a
number of years, by ear row ties
and especially suited to this lot
cality Better try this. 1t will
pay. Prices right. Also Barred
Plymouth Rock eggs for setting.
30 cts. per IS. Call or write,
1. B. CHESTNUT,
Mch. 2I-4t. Hiatt, KY.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11
COUNTY COURT CLERK

We are authorized to announce
T RnWMAN
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11

THE following letter addressed
to the SIGNAL was received few
days since from Mr.. H. J. Meyer,
of the firm of Bush Krebs Company
of Louisville dealers in printing
material and type. Read it and
the "few remarks We make
thereon:
Several years ago we looked
on Indianapolis as a small but
growing town. Indianapolis is
now larger than Louisville and
going so fast that it looks like a
hopeless job for US 10 try to ever
take her.
indianapolis is so progressive
and up-to date that they won't
even allow a man to cross the
street diagonally.
| have found out why we have
been left behind. For two years
we have had a man travelling
Indiana in an effort TO get bust
nese. Ne can produce the goods,
give the service and the prices,
and the salesman is no SLOUGH;
but we have made about as much
impression on the HOLSTERS as
a boys popgun would on the
side of battleship.
The reason? Indianaians from
the north bank OF the Ohio to the
northern penitentiary stick by
Indianapolis, boost her and
patrOnize her in every way
possible. They hang together so
closely that We have almost be-
come discouraged and concluded
to give up any further attempts
to invade that territory.
We recently had in your city
our Kentucky and Tennessee
supply man. He came into Louis
vile singing the praises of central
Kentucky, telling what a fine
country it Was, how courteous
the people were and what good
business prospects there were in
that section; but supplemented this
by the statement that he had
gained the impression that central
Kentuckians rather preferred to
patronize Cincinnati.
1 know that this spirit did per-
wade your good town and neigh
borhood some. years since but
hope that it had BEEN entirely
eradicated and hope that Mr..
Davis's impressions were false.
Don't you think that the same
spirit that has built up Indian
apolis and Indiana might prove a
very good thing for louisville
and rehectively for the other
towns in this state? What your
own sentiments are have no way
of Judging except by the fact that
we have never succeeded In
securing any of your business and
this letter is sent YOU in a spirit
of friendly greetings with the
hope that not only you but your
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11

At the sale of A. II. Scott near
Buena Vista horses sold from
SI7o to S175; Swear old workers
1910; pair yearling horse mules
$40; pair of 2-year-old mules
1925; 2 short yearling mule colts
$IS5; unbroke 2-vear old mare
mule $l1o; 5 mich COWS from
So to sos; 8 short yearling heiiers
$225o 3 Jersey heifers at ST. 30
head; Jersey calf SIG; 3 brood
sows 3 brood sows S20 a head;
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
REpURLECAN TICKET.
We Are Authorized TO Announce
ERANK RAKER

VIC Are Authorized ANNOUNCE
FRANK BAKER
90, a,.l,4,t, :pr ,Jallcr OF ROckcastle subject t.
tn aa,Un OF JIc Republican party. August
Primary, lJl2.
We Are Authorized to Announce
HARRY JONES
A. candidate for Jailer of Roclxcastle subject TO
~ action OF the Republican party, August Phi
sry, 1913,
We Are Authorized TO Announce
JAMES WIESTEAD
As candidate Tor Jailer of Rockcastle subject to
the action o. the Republican party, August Phi
mary. 1913.
We Are Authorized to Announce
= c. ME
As a candidatr for Jailer of Rockcastle subject to
the action of the Republican party, August Pri-
mary. 1913.
We Are Authorized to Announce
NJ. c. SOWDER
As a candidatef for JaIar OF Rockcastle subject TO
the action OF the Republican party, August Pri-
mary. 1918.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11

brood SOW with 6 pigs S44; 20
shoates IS 90 head; stock hogs
So.75 a hundred; corn 81 90 at
crib.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11

HENRY Watterson could CON-
mand more attention and &C.
complish something for his state
by using his efforts toward getting
a highway constructed thru
South Eastern Kentucky instead
of constantly hot airing the
president with daily advice as to
how the Nation should be run
and watching every move of that
functionary as cat watching a
rathole, to discover some flow in
his ethics and behavior so as to be
the first on deck with 81 told
YOU.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11

DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Thy
purify the blood and put new
life and vigor in the stem.
Try them and You will b. well
satisfied. Every pill helfs; every
box guaranteed. Price csc.
Recommended by Chas. Z.
Davis.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11
DRIVE SICK HEADACHES
AWAY

Sick headaches. sour gassv
stomach, indigestion, biliousness
disappear quickly after you take
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11
We Are Authorized to Announce
MISS TEMPEST WARD
MAGISTRATF.

As a candidate for Superintendent Of Schools OF
RockCastle subject to the action OF the Republican
party August Primary, 1913.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11
We Are Authorized 10 Announce
WIN SOWDER

As a candidate for Magistrate First Magisterial
Distri1t composed OF r. Mt Vernon and Walnut
Grove voting precincts, subject TO the action OF the
Republican party general primary election, Aug
ust 2. 1913.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11
sUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS.

As e candidate for reelection as County Court
Clerk OF Rockcastle county, subject to the action
OF the Republican party, August primary 1918.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-04-11
SHERIFF..

SHERIFF.
We Are Authorized TO Announce
CAM MULLINS
As candidate for Sheriff OF Rockcastle subject to
the action of the Republican party, August Pri-
mary, 1913.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-07

1T Is entirely possible" said Mr..
Bacon. "thnt when Mr. Lind gets TO
Mexico and delivers Isis message there
may be different reply. II ie a
known fact that the preslden, ~ tho
United States has formulated plan
with Wow ~ restoring peace nnd
that an effort Is now heinR made 90
execute a. In my iucgmen' q dis
cusglon az the matter now IS aot In
The best interest Of the public veal
The question viii not be settled In p
day or q week. ana fear not IN upch
longer time There will be plenty
of time to discuss o.
"Thc president has openly 1cnt a
lnersonal Representative 60 Mexico 20
bring about some sort of arranrc-
mont by which peaceful results may
he secured. u is nur desire that or
derly government be restored In Mex
| leo, ono wny is to qtiempt 20 DO So
/ hv peaceful means. the other Is hy
the strong arm hv force who will
saw that tho hitter shonld not he the
last 10 which we should resort 9"
senator nacon asked tho necessity
Of the senate actng until tho presi.
dents envoy hnd been heard from
Ito referred To tho report from M0xi-
co TINT Governor Lind would not bc
received. and said
Here n messare cent hv one who
claims IN he an official u was sent
evidently in moment Of temper
nppeal to the senniors ~ consider
whether tho personal representative
of tho president annointed 20 DO whai
ne himself would have the right "a
10. for tho purpose ~ endenvorins Il
hiring about result we an desire
should not be- permitted 10 deliver
his nessare 7 ask YOU 10 consider
whether thorc % condition 10 re.
ouire such hnsto that we can not per
limit this rcnrescnintlve 10 deliver hi
mceeaee ana rccclve a renlv
"whcn wo DO ror lvo q replv. iher
v''n 30 teo fin,o for na 10 determine
whatever "a necossary 90 he done h'
tho eove-~n,eut and whatev'r ~ no
cccearv WIN hc dove
80 30 not nrooer ~ ahpoluielv de
/ feni the nossiblluv of Wiccessfnl nc
tlon by taking action now when there
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-07

New YORK. Aug 7-A pension ap-
proxImating half pay for every Epis-
copnl clergyman more than 90 years
old and financial aid FOR widows ana
orphaned children of clergymen. are
recommended in "a preliminary report
issued boy the commission on pensions
Of the Episcopal church of which
Bishop Lawrence OF Massachusetts is
chairman.
The pension plan embraces in its
scope the entire body OF $500 clergy-
men employed in domestic and foreign
fields A fund OF $1,000. coo would
be- necessary at the start and 100000
would be expended annually there
after The annual ohligations would
be- met under the plan, hy tax on
individual churches approNimaiing
per cent of the amounts uald in 90
aries aud scientifically graduated
with respect "a The ages at which
their rectora were ordained.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-07
SECRETARY or STATE
Will NOT DISCUSS MATTER

Washington. Aug. 7.--MoxicO's an-
nonncement that John Lind, Presi-
dent Wilson's personal representative
will be unwelcOme unless he brings
recognition for the Huerta govern
ment. failed To Graw administration
officials into any expression Of policy
today. Secretary Bryan absolutely de-
clined To discuss IL. His message oi
last night To charge O'Shaughnessy.
saying the Huerta government should
await the delivery of President Will
sons communication before taking a
position on Lind's visit undoubtedly
reflects the attitude OF the administra.
tioa
Mr Lind sailed from Galveston
early today on the battleship New
Hampshire The run to eVfa cruz h
about G25 miles and the ship should
put IN there probably tomorrow night
Twelve hours later Mr.. Lind should be
IN Mexico city. Some administration
officials and diplomats take the view
that the developments after Mr.. Lind
arrives IN Mexico will go far In mould
ing the future attitude of the United
states. Just what the Mexican govern
ment means by the phrase IN the otii-
ciul statement eayBg mis- presence
In this country viii not be- desirable.
is the subject of much comment.
There Is a provision in the Mexican
constitution for the expulsion of un-
desirable foreigners.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-07
BACHELOR CLUBMEN
AND GRAYBEARD
FATHERS NOT
DESIRED
Prosecution in Diggs Case
Fears Roues on Jury While
Defense Objects to Heads Of
Families.
JURY COMPLETED FOR
TRIAL OF CAUSE

tiy Lrssrd wire 20 nvenins steraiO }
Snn Francisco. Aug. THE twelve
men who viii try Maury D. Digea 90
Sacramento, former state architect ~
California. were sworn in today short
ly before noon. The government fol-
lowed with lts preliminary statement
90 the case.
The actual prosecution ~ Maurg j.
Diggs. charged under the Mann act
with transporting Martha Warrington
from sacramento, Cal. to Reno Nev.,
for immoral purposes. wns expected
To begin today.
When court opened this morning
there wns but one juryman left 70
seat The questions asked taieamen
thus far have shown only two thingss
that the government does not care for
bachelor cluhmen 10 pass on lts case
and tho defense a. not favorable TO
eray-hearded fathers 0f families. The
trial will not be protracted. Tho gov
crnmcnt expects 90 put forward itR
matter ~ fact evidence aR plainly a.
possible.
Marsha Warrington may even be
called to the stand hate today or enr-
- tomorrow. thought chief counsel
for the prosecution.
A. finally accepted by both Sides.
the box contains ten married mon and
two bachelors. Eight Of tho Jurors
have children and six 81 the eight
have daughters. ono Is a retired ~
auor dealer and al are business mon
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-07
TEDERAL REINFORCEMENT
SENT SOUTH TO JliARE2

El Paso, Tex, Aug. Federal re-
Inducements about 200 in number
were sent south of Juarez this morn.
ing under command of Major Rogue
Gomez to the relief of the federals who
We're engaged Tuesday by re0els at
Rancheria. sixty miles south of sIa-
req. Juarez has had no information
from the nght since the message
Tuesday night stating that the fed
trails had surprised and dispersed the
rebels. but the rebel iunta In El Paso
claims that the rebel command of
Torlbio OTtega has been reinforced by
Pancho villa ana that the federals aud
their nine supply trains are bottled
up"
The train and federal troops were
on route 10 chihuahua when engaged
by tho rebels. The rebels admit being
repulsed by the federnls In the nrsi
ngagcment
Eighteen wounded rebels We're
brought 10 El Paso today from the
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