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The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
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AprY HONE MATERNITY.

F9tlt"F~F F1-IF- WIZ MIMI
for private and easy eoninemens or'Y experience
reliable; adoption 10 ho@es. eame bslorc'lime
4 YOU wish Call or wife either DR.. Turner or floeseo
Hyatt. Pine Lawn. ST. Lou,s Co. Mo. STRICTLY
ethical.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

WANTED--Girl to learn tele-
phone work at Mound CITY Or
Mounds. Apply j. N. Cecil, Mgr
Mound City. 5-23 tt
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
PERSONAL.

FREE READING by stars on all
subjects; nothing kept back; send
birth date dime Address Frank
SChuberger, Weir. Kansas. 6-t-2t
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

WANTED -EDit u. Is. ARM -
Able bodied unmarried men between
ages OF Is and 49,; citizens OF United
States, or good character and tenn
pcrate habits, who can spead, read
and write the English language.
For information apply to Recruiting
officer, All ONO st. Cairo, III.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

SAFES OPENED, combinations
changed. Guns and revolvers re-
paired. All kinds of keys made.
Home phone 212-K. III. u Ince,
419 Commercial.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Miscellaneous Wanted.

WANTED-To, hear from some
resident In Cairo or vicinity who
does not carry fire Insurance. Cam
dee Insurance Agency, SIT Ohio
street. n
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

FOR RENT--A five room two
story dwelling. Rent reasonable. In
oulre All Walnut street. 5-2S ~
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Help Wanted--Felnale.

WANTED Thirty girls at the
Overall factory, steady work. good
pay. Twenty-ninth. near Sycamore.
D. l.. Marx a. Co.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

WANTED At once two statesmen
lady or gentlemen. Apply at 1908
avenue. 5-23 tt
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

WANTED-75 laborers at once.
Apply to Mcclure Co, Drainage Dis
trict. Good pay. L. IL. updiht
Factory superintendent. 5l10-tf,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

WANT TO BUY--second hand
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Help Wanted

WANTED--Two good carpenters
and one pipe filter at once. Apply
to The Mcclure Co, Drainage Dis
trlct. L. Ii. Updiker, Factory Supt
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

WANT TO BUY-A good circular
saw mill cheap for cash. Don't APP
ply unless a good rig and you want
to sell at a bargain. A. j. Bichings,
Mound City. Ill. 5-2S 1t
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
STOMACH MISERY
JUST VAN|SHES
NO INDIGESTION, GAS OR SOUR
NESS AFTER TAKING sPAPE's
DIAPEPslR.D

If what you jast ate = 6ouring on
your stomach or lies Ike lump Of
lead, refusing TO digest, or you belch
gas and er1ctate sour, undigested food
or have a feeling OF dizziness. heart
burn, fulIness, nausea, bad taste in
mouth and stomach headache this is
indigestion.
A fun case of Pape's Diapopsia costs
only fifty cents and will thoroughly
cure your ont t-of-order stomach. and
leave sufficient about the house il
case some cne elso in The family may
suffer from stomach trouble or indi
gestion.
Ask your pharmacist to show you
the formala plainly printed on these
fifty cent cases. then you will UNDER
stand Why dyspeptic trouble Of al
kinds must go, and why they usually
relieve sour, oat-of- order stomachs or
INDIGESTION IN I've minutes. Diapep
in is barmlcss and tastes like candy,
hough each dose contains power suf-
dcicnt to digest and prepare for as
5lmilation into the blood all The food
you eat; besides. it makes you 90 to
the table with a healthy appetite; but.
IS bat Will please you most, is that
yen viii feel that your stomach and
lntestinss are clean and fresh. and
you win ret need to resort to laxa-
'iveS or liver pills for bIliougness o.
gonsIiGetion.
This city VIII nave many riapeDsi
ctanks, as 81 me people viii call them.
| 5us YOU Will be cranky about this
splendid stomach preparation, too, IL
you ever try a Ntlo forSndigestlon or
gastritis or any other stopach misery,
Get some now, this minute, aud
ever rid yourself Of stomach N
and Indigestion.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

sugar interests. The leaders o. he
Iparty have carried OF their Dros "a
in admirable shape. showing a red in-
able regard for the interests OF the
producers in making a gradual in
stead Of an immediate Wiping out OF
the tariff on sugar. while making e.
fective The determined policy Of the
Harty to remove all duty on the cor
modify as soon as that may be done.
for the benefit of the consumer.
The contention over the suser
schedule was a severe test for the in
teglity and efficiency Of the whole
program of the Democrats. and tn
way 1t stood the trial is highly graft
flying.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
NO ANSWER.

It was scarcely half-past nine when
the rather heree-looking father Of the
girl entered the patlor where the timid
lover was counting her. The father
had his watch iu his hand.
Young man, be said brusquely, do
you know what time it is?"
'Y-y-ye-g, sir" suffered the fright
ened lover, as he scrambled into the
hall; IL was just going 10 leayel2
After the beau had made rapid
exit, the father turned to the girl and
said in astonishment:
What was the matter with that fel
low? Ny watch has run down, and ]
simply wanted to know the time -
Lippincott's.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

A retired naval officer passed a week
end at Magnolia, Mass. where he
weegied a circle Of newly made friends
by hts never ending prattle Of color
less "reminiscences. After he had re-
tired for the night a judge advocate
who had known him for some years
remarked to the group:
I'VE call him the tbirteen-ineh
gum
"Why?' asked lady from the west.
We'll, madam he is as big bore as
we ever had in the navy"
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
THE TEST OF TIME.

It will b several months yet be
fore an official isport Is made by gov
erumert physicians as to the value
os the friedman cure for tuberculo-
sis. and when that report is submit
ted It will be only preliminary in its
character. because, as Or. Friedman
frankly admits, It will take months
On years TO demonstrate the real val
ue of his turtle bacillus.
Popular interest In this widely dis
cussed cure continues unabated, and,
naturally. many false conceptions Of
It's properties are current Consider
able harm has been done BY sensa-
tional publications concerning the
cure. Or. Friedman is not finding
the medical authorities of this coun-
try, any more than these of Germa.sy,
ready to acclaim him as a rescuer OF
That portion of mankind in the grasp
of tuberculosis. And he is showing
a proper appreciation Of the caution
with which his statements are being
received However, he has met some
measure Of success, in that he has
been permitted, under certain rtstrlc-
tions, to innoculate many persons saf
fering from the white plague, his
test treatments taking place und r
tho careful eyes of trained Observers
Since 1t will be long time yet be
fcrc the efficacy Of his socalled tu.
bercnlosis cure is demonstrated, Tho
multitude who hope for the a.mos
uhercllar patients may persuade them
can achieve should possess fhetr
souls with patience. and adhere to
tho duly authorized and approve ;
systems Of treatments now obtaining
with no little success. The great da1-
ger In the Frledmahln ramedyis G.at
bercular potients may persuade them
selves to lean too heavily upon l.,
and disregard the general laws CT
hygiene and aeifhelp that stand for
.regained health and strength.
No motive besides that Of bringing
relief to afflicted humanity has yet
been ascribed to DR.. Friedlnanns
visit in this country. and there is a
growing te1dsncy, at least, to render
him a res ul hearing, while he
is paving Way to show the merit
og his meu
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
Not one
Bearing Burdens.

Where have sou been. Mary Ann?'
I've been 10 inc Girls Improvement
class, ma'am, was the maid s reply
Well, what did the curate say to
your Did you tell him who your mis-
sress VAST.
Please, ma'ala, he said wasn't to
give notice. as intended, but that
was to consider lyou as my burden
and bear IT, Tft-Bits.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
: HOLDING RHE PROGRAM

Out OF I'll fight on the tariff
program laid down by the Democrat.
the party leaders brought their lines
triumphant and unbroken. On tho
one hand Chairman Underwood, OF
the committee on ways and meana.
lard floor leader Of the Demoorati .
majority. resisted the determine |
assault led by the sugar interest
some Of them from Democrat 9
strongholds TO preserve the princi,
nile Of protection on sugar, crying
that the proposed reductions would
utterly destroy great industry, and
on tho other, the movement OF the
extreme reyisionists for an iminedi
ate placing of sugar on the free lis.
slhe seegiisie s-f che tariff iiif on sugar IS
to take the form Of gradual reduc.
tion, extending over period CT
three years, bringing ultimately q
complete exemption on sugar i'm
ports from duty This was the pr,
gram adopted by the leaders OF the
house and supported by Presidea4
WILSON and it seems a very rcascar
able hnd moderate way Of goine
about the revision Of the susar
schedule and the reaching of the ult
matelysdssiraihle state Of free impor
|tatdon Of this staple commodity.
The sugar schedule has always beea
Ia great difficulty Of tariff making ana
the argument that it viii bripg Sc
Irious disaster, il not complete ruin.
10 an industry Of great importanc2
60 certain sections or the Unatei
States, is always made with vehe,a-
ence. The contention of the revc
ionists is that those engaged in tha
sugar business, the Louisiana canc
lplanters and the Michigan and Colo
RADIO beet raisers. can adjust then
selves to the changed conditions aud
meet the composition of the Cuban
growers, and both survive and prt
Iper, qrcvided they are given the time.
as they are by this bill, 10 adap
themselves to the conditions, t.
largulnent by way Of concession and
Iin a spirit OF consideration, doubles
t FOR there IS nothing in the Democratic
program to require even SO much as
an argument on point Of profession.
lpure aud simple. slgch as this is, OF an
Ameiean industry. The nemoorafic
doctrine is that the tarif should ba
imposed enly for revenue purposes,
that the theory O protection is no
lcn constitutional, and they do nat
Ye to show that The proposed reyls.
i6a will not iniure an industry. Ii
practical consideration, however, the
cannot Ignore this point, nor have
they isEosSa i IN dsalias With the
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

President Wilson sRys his aapear-
anoe hefore congress to deliver his
own message was merely to shs v
that tho president of the United
States is mere man. Tho office
seekers have found, ex-senator Smith,
of New Jersey. and several others
have long since found that out.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
She cIane Back.

Pretty Waitress What makes you
look so miserable, sir?
Custoraer-Why to tell you the
truth, the wife ran away last night.
Pretty Waitress i shouldn't take on
about that ii l were you.
Customer don't; but Ne came
back again this morning.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
THE GREAT BELGIAN STRIKE.
flying.

THE GREAT BELGIAN STRIKE.
The great strike that WAS inaGg-
urated in Belgium on Monday, in an
ondcavor to on the part Of the work.
men Of belgium there are some very
severe restrictions on the right to
vote, and that very busy and highly
efficient little nation, to paralyge the
industry OF the country, is net on ia
dustnial strike. In the sense that Il is
generally understood, but a roliticl
demonstration by Industrial workers.
There Is no question Of wages or
hours Of work or any grievance at all
en- tho past Of employees against cm-
ployers- It is an undertaking by the
working peeGle OF Belgium Of that
section which is participating in the
strike. for large element Of the il
dustrial population is not taking any
part IN il to impress upon the goi-
forming class the title OF the workers
TO equal suffrage rights aud oppcrtu-
n5tiCs in tho government. Ii is a
movement for manhood suffrage IN
. very large number the people are
dislranchised The governing cla2J
hold closely to the prerogatiye9 and
privileges they enjoy and refuso to
extend the suffrage TO eycry class
and condition Of men The workers
Icf the nation intend to show BY this
strike the power they possess OF
making or running the nation, and tho
object leszon Of the demonstration -
iihat those sSho constitute such fac-
tor shoEd hi Re vlooe in the govern
mont Of the puntry. 1t is veey
powerful argN Nnent ana convincing
ono, OF coursG TO those people WHO
haye accepted manhood suffrage an
the only right rule Of free goyern-
mend What effect 1t is going to have
en- the mind of the Belgiaps speci L
| ~ endowed with the suffrage win de.
pend, doubtless. upon the success OF
he effort to tie up all the industr.e
of the country.
The strikers are terribly in earnest
and have organized for an extend "a
struggle. They have. in some Ia
aianoes, the material aid, If not the
sympathy Of their employers.
though depIorlng the demonstration,
many employers have promised TO
allow their woremen hal6ray aud 10
care fcr families during the auspen.
ssiieea siieea CT work,
The strikers seem to be fully In
Pressed With the desirability of o..
derly procedure during the demon
stration, and the leaders have offer d
70 ihe gorernmery the services of 4
corrs Of the strikers. organized 20
suppress disorder. The government
has made every preparation to Gu b
the unruly, and eyrybody faces Gle
situation in q serious and solemn
state Of mind that auaurs well Tor a
true trial Of the issue. aud. 50 to
speak, an academic demonstration Of
the matter in contention. 1t promises
to be oac CT the most interesting aed
important expressions Of the progros-
sisc spirit o. the day, and it m2s
hayc Farreaehing effectiveness, ea-
lrecia!ly if the strike Is conducted
with deconum aud restraint. in its
rroof Of The possibilities Of organ
iaed labcr demonstrations when di-
rccted intelligently aud moderate ~
and with right purpose.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

That the four millions of American
voteis sho stood hy Teddy in Noyeni-
her are getting back to normal agsin
u evidenced bg tine rcturns from
Michigan in Mondays elections. In
every county the candidates Of the
Progressive party wore defeate1
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

We observe that the duty ON grind
stones has been very materially re-
duced- But what viii it matter to
The poor devil who has nose to one
Of them?
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Now that fellow who swlped the
city horse had his nerve with him,
Next Tine no is likely to get the uni
forms of the men in the police de-
partment.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

largn il raising 4 lots of noisa qr
tic mere fun Of it. II The Jars can
Inot cwn land in California, SHY ne
retaliate 50 as Americans cannot own
it in Japang
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Mayor Shank, Of Indianapolis, Is
the biggest bunch Of ego IN this
broad land Of ours He says he UNI
denstanda women perfectly! How
eyer, he neglected to say that he IL
unmarried, which might mean that
the women understand him also.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
ldeai Match.

Pecunlous Father So you dare te
say you are an ideal saatch for my
daughter?
lmpecnniods YouthA1 do, indeed,
sirl
Peeunious Father Why, you have
never earned a dollar IN your life.
Impecunious Youth Neither has
she.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

So Ty Cobb is about to 80 into the
automobile business? Well, TyrA
viii find out that Il VII take real
American dollars to advertise aato
mobiles!
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

A rpecial commission named in
New York 10 investigate the matter,
reports that Sing Sing will have to
DO enlarged verily, New York con
tinues to be the most prosperous Of
states.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

This talk OF precedents Is all boah.
II President Wilson wants to read
his messages TO congress lis his
Dusaless. II ne wants TO visit the
capitol, who and what is to hinder
him?
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Five thousand barrels Of whiskey
were Thrown into the mississippi rtv-
er The other day. Now then, If they
ila1fed into another state. why the
Webb bid has been yidhted.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Over in South Carolina the stste
il conducting a cooking school 70
teach Girls the art Of real caosis
Net a very bad idea that, and it
MIGHT help the matrimonial mark /
along too.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Mrs pankhlrst managAd to win out
after a hunger strike. For nine days
che refused 60 eat and aftor all it
Is net stated whether. when released
she reached homo in time fus laneh.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Brunswick could not Sia a better
thiag than to take over the wai
plant Of the Mpaual. under its cen
tract which bscomas operative In
0cfohcr The right sort o. bnsine
ability in the city council should ind
NO serious trouble in finanons tho
plan end certainly II would be a
regeralp maker in the end. II -
city maaaged 70 save the a1ssse.ss slsa
now pays tha canala y service,
II would alone ba GOOD Investment.
Exon IN the "a aiex situation OF
city faaneeg. thing could be donej
II handled n Tly
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Every parent in Brunswick should
set squarciy behind tho movement
for a yoang Man'a ChriBNan Asseoia
ton Ii this city Il is = daty We owe
ID tho ysilnw men and tle boys Of this
city and the responsibility is with $
rera and imple. Who will take tho
iaad IN this splendid m0ySment2
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Eco many Idle negroes are walking
around the streets Of Brunswick with
pistols, and big pistols at that. in
their pockets. 1t is a violation Of the
law and the proper authorities should
Tut an end te 1t.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

What In the world are the women
wearing asks an exchange. Why
man alive, keep your tyes open and
1t ID easy to SEQ what they are ana
81 hat they are not wearing.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Five thousand roses Ranked tho
coffin OF John Plerpont Morgan b.
asicy were red roses, not white rosts
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

The rival camps OF the d. A. r.
are now In Washington, red paiat
and all
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

About the best way to pull fer d
greater RrunswIcs. is to join the
Brunswick Board Of Trade.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Looks as II April is 4croaohins
upon the March game preserves
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
OFFICIAL ORGAN OF

Giynn County, City Of BrlnswIek,
United States Court Of Bankruptcy
foA Tcn Counties in South Georgia.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16
Brunswick t5 Foriidq {
Steamboat Co.
tfr ffiGfe IfLft
STEAMER EMMELINE

s,ursWleh TO Cumberland islas'5 ~
Fernandina. Fla.
leave Brunswick .........S:st an
Arrive Jekyl Island. d........a 80 an
Arriga Cumberland. ...... .le: u a.
Arrive Fernandina ......,. ll'o'' an
Returning:
beave Fernsndina .-.".., 2:SO Pm
Arrive Cumberland ........S. 4! Fn-
Arrive Jekyl ... ..,,.,.'s:A9 Tn
Arrive Brunswick -.....,.t;su -h.H
Don't Miss This Trip-Fine view
Club House and Home Of Miilianaifs
Jekyl Island.
DuNGENESs s-Home CT the caTaee
ies-CUMBERLAND.
j. 3. WRIGH, Mgr.
The Brunswick news., 1913-04-16

Mamma--Jimmie, your little brother
has the smaller apple. Did you give
him his choice?
Jimmie Yesm. / told him he could
take his choice the little ono or none
and so he took the little one.
The Yale expositor., 1913-01-30
IDEA ANNOYED OLD GOLDE
He Knew From Experience That Col
lese Education by No Means
Unified Boy for Work.

Woodrow Wilson naturally believes
in a college education for boys and
girls alike" said q banker at the
Princeton club In New York
Mr.. Wilson, lunching with me here,
once said in his quaint way that the
old idea about a college education UNI
fitting lad for work had quiet died
out.
I'VE no longer hear" he declared.
stories like that of Gobsa Code.
When Gobsa Goldes son Scatter
good" he explained, desired to go to
Princeton, he said to the old man:
"'Pater, is it true that boys who go
to college are unfit for work after
ward?'
LOT course it Ant true!' snorted
the old man Indignantly. Why, I've
got a Princeton graduate runnin' my
freight elevator, two OF my best coal
beavers are Harvard A. BIS and a
Yale B. s. is my star truck driver.
The Yale expositor., 1913-01-30
Shopping Instinct.


A rural postmaster tells this story
of one of the patrons of his office, a
boy of thrifty, not to say penurious,
stock. When the lad comes into the
postofiice he will thrust his wizened
face up close to the window and, in
his slow, Yankee drawl, inquire most
earnestly:
''Hev ye got any postal cards?"
Yes" the postmaster replies.
"Haow much be they today?"
"a cent apiece"
Then the boy, screwing up his eyes
in the intensity of his thought over
the question he has to decide, always
stops for a while to weigh the con-
sequences. Finally, he will reply SOL
EMMY:
wal, I'll take one. Youths Com.
panion.
The Yale expositor., 1913-01-30
Fair to All.

Recently says Richmond man,
Il received an invitation to the mar
riage of a young colored couple for
merly in my employ. / am quite sure
that all persons similarly favored were
left in little doubt as to the attitude
of the couple. The invitation ran as
follows:
You are invited to the marriage
of Mr.. Henry Clay Barker and Miss
Josephine Mortimer Dixon at the
house of the brides mother. All who
cannot come may send"-Lippincott's
Magazine.
The Yale expositor., 1913-01-30
The Smile.

The girl who smiles too much makes
as great a mistake as she who smiles
too little, for though she may be only
actuated by an honest desire to
please, she lays herself open to the
charge OF insincerity A smile can
transform a plain face into loneliness
but it only does this when it is the
outcome of some special emotion, and
not mere aimles parting of the lips
Smiling to order" on any and ev.
cry occasion, is fatal TO charm, and
should be carefully avoided.
The Yale expositor., 1913-01-30
DOWN TO THE BARE FACTS
Young Minister'S Passion for Self-Sac.
rIfiee Had Results That Might
Have Been Anticipated.

The announcement of Miss Helen
Miller Gould's betrothal led one of the
charity workers of New York to say:
Marriage itself will not be able to
quench Miss Gould's passion for Civ
ing. Apropos to this passion, she once
told me a story.
There was young minister. the
story ran, who, being poor and hav-
ing nothing else to give, used to give
away his clothes.
THE young minister's district con-
tanned many needy men, and he would
give them shoes and socks, shirts and
coats, gloves. overcoats and trousers.
Yes, time and again he would give
away his Clothes, foolishly and reck-
lessly, piece by piece, until"
Here the charity worker smiled.
Until" she ended, "he came to
himself"
The Yale expositor., 1913-01-30
Her Great Love.

They had already celebrated the fact
that the mistletoe hung in the hall,
and now they were occupying not only
one settee, but also the entire drawing
room.
Gould you love me, darling" he
murmured, as the thought Of that
sprig of mistletoe came to him again,
IF / possessed only one coat in the
wide, wide world?"
She looked up into his eyes as she
framed her reply.
Il could" she said, 'if ] knew you
had sacrificed the other to buy me
a new dress!"
The Yale expositor., 1913-01-30
Trouble for the Future.

First NJ. d. (from bedside oil
wealthy bachelor)-He is sleping nat
urally-he will recover. Second NJ
Dyes, the worst is over. First
NJ D.-No, the worst is yet to come
Second M. D.-How is that? First
NJ. Dive have yet to break the
news to his .relatives.-Life.
The Yale expositor., 1913-01-30

If you can't do any good yourself,
persuade your neighbor to do al the
good he can. Drowned bodies are
often used as bridge for the living
to escape the food.
No good man will stay in a bad bus
mess
The higher you climb the harder il
will hurt you to fall.
If his folly did not betray the fool,
the detective couldn't make his salt.
Diplomas from the school of exper-
fence are generally worth all they
cost
Many man has too much thunder
in his religion and not half enough
lighting.
No man expects to be loser in the
end when he begins to bargain With
the devil.
The Yale expositor., 1913-01-30
Showing the Goods.

A novel mode of advertising for a
wife has been adopted by an inhabit-
ant of a provincial town in England.
A photograph of the gentleman is
placed in the window of shop-keeper,
and underneath is the following no
tice Wanted; a female companion
to the above. Apply at this office"