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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
Greatest Bartender in World.

Jimmy Britt. who once worked as
a bartender. vas employed by a
wealthy German in New York be-
cause he had been recommended as
the greatest bartender in the world,
The employer, wishing to see II he
had made a wise choice. dropped
into the bar one evening and watch
ed Britt perform. He saw MN
mixing cocktails in one hand and a
gin nzz in the other while, with
marvellous ~dexterity. he would pause
just long enough after a shake TO
make change, ring up the purchase
on the cash register and AXE the
order for the next round.
The German watched the perform
ance one hour and could stand IL no
longer. Rushing exeitedly to the
bar. he shouted:
"You are fired! Himmel! II you
can do all that in one hour, now
much will you be able to steal from
me in a week?"-The Popular Maya
zine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
respectfully
Cheering the Invalid.

They sen Willie to inquire about
the condition of a sick neighbor,
giving him instructions not to worry
the sick man.
Willie returned with a pleased
look on his face as though he had
carried out his instructions to the
very letter.
Il tell you. nanny. | cheered up
Mr.. Smith all right. told him that
when he died we was all going to
his funeral and that the neighbors
had already Clipped in to buy a
wreath for his casket and l only ask
him one question: what was his
favorite flowers?'
1T would be SO nice | told him to
have the wreath made out of them"
Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
The Embassies Abroad.

The story told by former Ambas-
sador Joesph II. Chote-told by Mr..
Chote Observation-Disclosures the situa-
ton with respect to our represent
atiyes in foreign countries. He was
walking one dark wet wintery night
on n of the lonesome thorough
fares of London when he was ap-
preached by a policeman with the
remark: Hi say ould chap. what
are you walking about in this beast
ly weather for? Why don't you go
'ome?"s
I have no home" replied the
quick-witted American diplomat. I
am the American ambassador
Maek's National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
4 Hot Weather Story.

A very fashionable young mar
down south stopped at a florists one
hot summer day to order a box of
flowers sen to his lady love. AT the
same time he also purchased a de-
sign for the funeral of a friend. On
the card for the box he wrote:
Hoping this may help you to bear
the heat"
The other card bore the n word.
Sympathy"
Very soon the girl telephoned:
Thank YOU so much for the
flowers. but why did you write
sympathy on the card?"-Norman
r. Mack's National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18

Could Make 1t in a Couple of Jumps.
The late Senator Daniel of Virginia
who was being rallied at dinner on
his sanguine outlook upon the politi-
cal future of the Democratic party,
said he was reminded of the cheer
full philosophy of an old darby who
drove the solitary hack in a small
town on the Virginia shore, where he
had spent the season.
In good weather, the senator, who
was lame, was its only patron, but
in storms the old vehicle was so
popular that he had narrowly missed
several engagements, owing to the
old mans taking more orders than
one antiquated chariot could possibly
fill.
One stormy night the senator said:
Now, Jordan, be here tomorrow
morning in time to take me to the
ten O'Clock boat, without fail. /
have an important engagement in
Washington"
Jordan drove away, promising to
show up in good season; but next
morning a quarter to ten came-and
no Jordan. Finally, at five minutes
to ten, he drove up and the senator
climbed in and started on a mad
race to the wharf, arriving there just
in time to see the boat pulling out.
Now, Jordan,' cried the exasper-
ated Daniel. 81 said we'd miss it,"
Yes, sub, OATS so; but"-with
sudden inspiration-"she amt been
long gone!"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
Adam. Eve and Some Apples.

How many apples did Adam and
Eve eat?
Some say Eve s and Adam ?, a
total of 10. Others Adam S and Eve
s also; total, 16. But if Eve s and
Adam s 2, the total will be 90.
Now, if Eve S l and Adam s l 2, the
total would be 1913. Then if Eve 8
/ st and Adam s / .. the total would
be 1928. Or, again. Eve s / 4 Ad-
am. Adam 8 l > 4 to oblige Eve,
total S2,056. Though we admit Eve
s l 4 Adam, Adam. if he s 1S2 4 2
keep Eve company; total. S,1S2, 056.
All wrong. Eve when she s l s l ?
many and probably felt sorry for 1t,
and Adam. in order to relieve her
grief, s 1 2; therefor Adam, if he
s l 81 4 2 4 0-fy Ewes depressed
spirits; hence both ate $780, SEA
apples.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
NJ. KEARNEY,
SUMMONS.

In te Ninth Judicial District Court of
The State of Nevada.
Laurenia Cameron, Plaintiff VS..
Wallace Cameron, Defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within ten days after the SER
vice upon you of this summons II
served in White Pine County or
within forty days If served else
where, exclusive of the day of SER
vice, and defend the above-entitled
action.
This action is brought to recover a
Judgment dissolving the bonds of
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff.
Dated May 9, A. ID. 1913.
F. ID. OLDFIELD,
(Seal) Clerk of Said Court.
VIM. Mcknight,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
APPLICATION No. 26G9
Notice of Application for Permission TO
Appropriate the Public Waters of
the state of Nevada

Notice is hereby given that on the
goth day of March 1913, in accordance
with Section 20, Chapter XXXI, of the
tatutes of 1909. one Bessie Rosevear
of Hamilton. County of White Pine.
and State of Nevada, made application
to the State Engineer of Nevada for
permission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is to be made from
SWA of See. S3, I. Is n. r.. 81 E.
D.. Il. q NJ, by means of bitches and
reservoir and 3.2 cubic feet per second
is to be conveyed to points on unsur-
Veyed land, which If surveyed would
be approximately in SWA Sec. 33 and
SEA Sec. 32, T. Is n. r. 81 E., M. d. b.
d NJ, by means of bitches and there
for irrigation and domestic pur-
poses. Water not to be returned to
stream.
W. M. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
tFirst Publication April l3, 1879
tfirst Publication May IL, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
4 Boney Existence.

A man once was talking about
hard luck, and his friend was listen
ing with a sour expression. why,
You don't know what hard luck isl"
said the friend. | have always had
it. When / was a kid there was such
a bunch of kids in the family that
there had to be three tables at meal
times and | always got the third
What's hard about that" snap
ped the other. why" said his
friend, lit was fifteen years before l
knew a chicken had anything
but a neck"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
SUMMONS.

In The Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada.
Sarah Hobson, Plaintiff, VS.. Alma
Cluff Hobson, Defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greeting
to Alma Cluff Hobson, defendant:
You are hereby required to appear
and answer the complaint in an ac-
ton entitled as above. brought
against you in the Ninth Judicial Dis
trict Court of the State of Nevada,
within ten days after the service on
you of this summons. if served with
in White Pine County, the county in
which the complaint is filed. or with
In forty days if served elsewhere, ex-
elusive of the day of service. or judg-
ment by default will be taken against
you according to the prayer of said
complaint. This action is brought to
recover the judgment and decree of
the above-named Court dissolving the
bonds of matrimony existing between
you and plaintiff upon the grounds of
willful neglect and extreme cruelty,
all of which more fully appears in
the complaint in said action, to which
you are referred and which is made a
part hereof. And you are further
notified that if you fail to appear and
answer the said complaint, the said
plaintiff will apply to the Court for
the relief demanded therin.
Given under my hand and the seal
of said Court this End day of April,
A. d., 1913.
(Seal) F.. d. OLDFIELD.
Clerk of the aforesaid Court.
VIM. Mcknight, attorney for Plaintiff
First Publication April 6, 1919
Cast Publication May IL, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
An Opinion on Hosiery.

A plump little woman stood be-
side a counter in a big store where
bargains in ladies hose" we're on
sale. She selected "A pair and held
Ii toward the small boy who was as
sisting the salesladies, saying:
I'll take six pairs like this"
The boy glanced from the hose to
the lady and coolly drawled
II wouldn't If | ere you; cheap
hosiery is never elastic at the top"
Norman f. Mack's National Monthly
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
FORFEITURE NOTICE.

To James McDonough and to
Chas. w. Gates and to their
heirs, executors, administra IS
and assigns:
You and each of you viii
please take notice that your CO.
owner, Ed. Pursell, has expended
during the year 1912. the sum of
three hundred twenty-five dollars
for labor and Improvements upon
the following lode mining claims
situated in an Unknown Mining Dis
trict, White Pine County, Nevada,
located known and recorded as the
McDonough Clay Bed No. l., Nc
Donough Clay Bed No. 2 and Nc
Donough Clay Bed No. g., and more
particularly described in the eerti-
ficates of location thereof which are
recorded in the office of the County
Recorder of said County of White
Pine in the Records of Mining
Locations thereof in Book so at
pages 1867; 49S-99 and Book 60,
pages 24-25 respectively and refer
enee to said certificates is hereby
made for all the particulars thereby
shown. All of said claims consti-
tute one contiguous group and are
situated about five miles east of the
Town of East Ely in said County
and State. Said work was done and
improvements made as the annual
assessment work upon said claims for
the said year of 1912 in order to hold
the same under the laws of the
United States and the State of Ne
vada. If within ninety days after
the personal service of this notice, or
the service of the same by publica-
ton as required by law you or either
of you shall fail or refuse to con-
tribute your proportion of the above
expenditure, to-wit, the sum of one
hundred dollars for each of you, your
interest and the interest of both
of you in said claims and each and
every of them shall be and become
the property of the undersigned,
your co-owner, who has made the
said required expenditures.
Dated April 10, 1913.
ED. PURSELL.
First Publication April 20, 1919
(Last Publication July 81, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18

A story of extraordinary deafness
was recently related at a meeting of
a medical society in Philadelphia. An
elderly lady, exceedingly hard of
hearing. lived near the river. One
afternoon a warship fired a salute of
ten guns.
The woman, alone in her little
house. waited until the booming
ceased. Then she smothed her dress,
brushed back her hair. and said
sweetly:
Come in"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
Can Nou Beat IL,

An editor who has beer keeping
a record of big beets announced at
last that "the beet that beat that
beet that beat the other beat is now
beaten by a beet that beats all the
beets. whether the original beet. the
beet that beat the beet, or the beet
that beat the beet that beat the beet
the other beet"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
SUMMONS.

In the District Court of the Ninth
Judicial District. of the State of
Nevada, in and for the County of
White Pine.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ings to William o. Hampton.
You are hereby required to APP
pear in an action commenced against
you as defendant by Helen T. Hamp-
ton, as plaintiff in the District Court
of the Ninth Judicial District OF the
State of Nevada, in and for the Coun-
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
Answered Correctly.

And now, Mrs. Sullivan" said
Lawyer Thompson, will you be kind
enough to tell the jury whether your
husband was in the habit OF striking
you with impunity?"
vivid what, sir?"
with impunity."
He wuz, sir. now and thin; but he
struck me oftener wild his fist. t.
Mack's National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
lHomesick.
(Helen Washer)

tfteien
All day the wind has whispered tales
about the old home range,
And l, a lonely maverick, am crying
for a change.
Shall we pull up our picket pins, and
coil the cantle rope,
Then hit the trail and follow it
adown the western slope?
This city life may be all right for
those whose eyes are blind,
Or those who never see beyond the
daily, dulling grind.
But herding round a snubbing post
eight till half past five,
Has never kept the outdoor heart of
y%agabonds alive.
Here every man is for himself, the
devil for them all;
And few have pity for the weak who
by the wayside fall.
They're branded with the city's iron,
in body. heart and soul;
On every hand I'see them strive, with
money for their goal.
But outward where the sun goes
down is room for you and me,
And there the men are what their
God intended they should be.
This old corral is far too small for
six feet OF Drawn,
So | shall take the Western trail be-
fore another dawn.
AND all / ask of future years is that
my feet may stray
Along some sun-kissed range until
the fnall roundup day.
New York American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
LEGAL NOTICES
APPLICATION NO. 270s.
Notice of Application for Permission to
propriate the Public Waters of the
state of Nevada.

Notice Is hereby given that on the
9Th day Of May 1913, in accordance
with Section 50. Chapter 40 of the
Statutes of 1913 NJ. g. Hawkins and II.
g. McCulloch, of Ely. County of White
Pine. and state of Nevada. made APP
plication to the State Engineer of Ne
vada for permission to appropriate the
public waters of the State of Nevada.
Such appropriation is to be made from
a creek flowing from spring located in
SWA of SW 4 See. /, the Sc 4 of
seq Sec. ?. the NEA of NEA of Sec.
II and the NV 4 of NEA Sec. II. T.
IA n. r.. 65 e., NJ d. b. & NJ, designat-
ed upon the records of the office of
the State Engineer as Taylor Springs"
at a point so feet east of where the
creek passes through the east side
line of the SW a of SW of Sec. l,
T. IA n. r.. s. f.. NJ. d. b. & M..by
means of a dam and ten cubic feet per
second is TO be conveyed to the mining
camp of Taylor. White Pine County,
Nevada, said camp being situated upon
Sec. 16. T. Il N. r. 65 f.. Nj. ID. b. & M,
by means of a pipe line. and there used
for mining, milling and domestic pur-
poses. Water not to be returned to
stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
The Mesidling World.

Willie. What's sociology. dad"
BRADSHAW. After you have work
ed and earned a dollar, my boy,
sociology tells you how you shall
spend it."-Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18

Mayme. Il have so many callers l
can scracely satisfy them all"
Kate. How long have you been
a telephone operator?"-Baltimore
American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18
Inspired Patriotism.

The late Senator Hoar was once
importuned to lend his influence in
behalf of a chronic office-seeker. 1t
was not a difficult matter to crafty
the applicants ambition by securing
for him a place as consul at a
Guianian port, which was not con-
sidered a highly desirable Office. The
newly appointed official had served
but a short time, however, when his
wife, unable to withstand the malig-
nant climate, sickened and died.
Disheartened and discouraged, he
resigned his post and returned home.
Some years later the senator was
mildly surprised at being again APP
preached by the former consul who
asked for reappointment to his old
berth. Perhaps | can do something
for you" said Mr.. Hoar, but, con-
sidering your tragic experiece there.
your request seems a little strange"
Il know" explained the aspirant.
a trile ruefully, 'but you see, sena-
tor, I'm married again. Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18

Mrs. Rashly looks very sad since
she divorced her husband"
Yes; she didn't know what a
good husband she had till she saw
alimony. London Opinion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18

Host. That is the sword of my
great-unele. He lost his arm at
Waterloo"
Guest. Yes, it's a terrible place
for losing things. | lost a bag there
only last week. London Opinion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18

They say life should be a grand
sweet song"
"What is yours pitched in?"
"A hat."-Washington Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18

Harold. You don't believe l love
you?"
Susie. No; you don't heave
your chest like the lovers do in the
moving pictures Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-05-18

All day the wind has whispered tales
about the old home range
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1913-07-29

Want 10 sell III Rent III use
Leader Want Columns.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-06-24
RUSSELL CASE
BEFORE JURORS
Grand Jury is Investigating
Shortage of Former City
Collector.
ESSES HEARD
Mayor Bloom and City Clerk Lee Are
Called--HaS Friends On the
Grand Jury.

The Jefferson county grand jury
reconvened yesterday to finish some
business that it had left over from q
previous session. The grand jurors,
it is said took up the charge of en-
bezzlement against A. G. Russell. for
mer city collector, who was bound
over to await the action of the in
quisitorial body. after he had waived
examination in Magistrate J. A. F'raz-
ier's court some weeks ago.
1t is known that Mayor Simon
Bloom and City Clerk W. A. Lee APP
peared before the grand jury as wit
nesses in the case, having been sum-
moned by that body. District Attor-
ney T. G. Parham. whose overwhelm-
ing victory in his race for prosecuting
attorney of the Eleventh Judicial
District on Saturday, was the one top
politicians stopped discussing the
gubernatorial race long enough-con-
Quoted the examination of the mayor
and city clerk for the grand jurors.
Mayor Bloom and City Clerk Lee
audited the books of the former city
collector and reported a shortage of
$13 800. which is being made good by
bonding company and Russell S
friends. At a previous session of the
grand jury it is reported that one OF
the grand jurors, who was taken into
Russell's confidence at the Y NJ. c. A..
when he confessed to the shortage
objected to the grand jury returning
true bill against Russell, on the
ground that he is making his short
age good. Other grand jurors thought
that the payment of the shortage did
not legally excuse him. The matter
was delayed until this session of the
grand jury and although influence is
being brought to bear to have the
case dismissed, says the report, it is
generally believed that the true bill
will be returned
Several other cases were gone into
by the grand jurors yesterday, most
of them being criminal cases an"
have been recorded since the last
session of the grand jury.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-06-24
TWO FINE PARLOR
CARS ARRIVE
They Will BE In Use on Cotton Belt
Between TeXarkana and
Memphis

Two of the new parlOr cars con-
structed for the st. Louis Southwest
ern and Cotton Belt lines arrived here
yesterday to be equipped by the COM
missary department. says the TeXar-
kama Texarkanian. A. NJ. Campbell.
of the commissary department, has
been appointed by the company to
equip the cars here and he and his
assistants are busy getting the cars
ready to go into service on trains l
and Immediately Two more cars
are ordered These are all steel cars.
but have the same interior of the
cars that are now in TeXarkana.
The cars have an observation end
and are supplied with twenty-six
large and roomy, leather upholstered,
revolving chairs. Along the sides OF
the cars are a number of oscilating
electric fans and the floor is covered
with pretty administer carpet. In one
end is the smoker, which adjoins the
mems toilet, constructed with white
enamel and one of the latest construc-
ton and best equipment.
The feature of the new car is the
library in which all the best current
event magazines will be found. The
black morocco leather with the name
of the magazine at the top and the
Cotton Belt monogram at the bottom
A rack of newspapers also occupies
a place in the library, with two pretty
writing desks adjoining. The writing
desks will be supplied with a goot
grade of stationery with the Cotton
Belt monogram in the corner.
These cars are credit to the roat
and are the only ones that will be i,
service on any of the roads enterint
Texarkana. Recently a number o
dining cars were purchased by II
Cotton Belt and are now in service.
Many who happened to be at thu
station were shown through the car:
by the employees of the commissar!
department, and many of them statet
they were the best parlor cars eve
seen in this part of the countmry.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-06-24
FAIRBANKS MAKES
PLEA FOR HARMONY

Omaha, Neb., June 23.-As the
chief speaker at "gettogether" BAN
quet in Omaha tonight, ex-Vice Presi-
dent Fairbanks made special plea
to both wings Of the Republican party
to forget and forgive past differences
and to become reunited for the good
of the party and country. In support
of his plea he cited case OF the
Democratic party, saying that as long
as the leaders were divided the party
was defeated. but when all were unit
ed the Democrats elected president.
Mr.. Fairbanks attacked the recall of
judges, found fault with the details of
the income tax plank of the tariff bill
and made plea for a progressive tar
iff.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-06-24
j. + + + + + + + + + + + + I

Little Rock. June 24.-Q a. MI
The Gazette will this morning show
the following totals in the guberna-
torial race, which were compiled from
it's various correspondents over the
state, and by which it will predict the
nomination of Stephen Brundidge. Tn
Gazette claims to have absolutely cor
rect information from seventy-one
counties, with four counties to hear
from. They are Phillips, Stone, Madi-
son and Newton
According to the figures in the Ga
zette office, Judge Hays has lead
over the Searcy man. Judge Hays
vote is 1875 and Brundidge's 31,205.
Despite these figures the Hays
headquarters maintains the returns
received from seventy-five counties
make certain the nomination of Judge
Hays by from six to seven thousand
votes. The Brundidge headquarters
has figures that do not tally with
those in the Gazette office, but by
which they claim the nomination OF
Colonel Brundidge by at least $500.
Because Of the counter claims it il
generally admitted here tonight tina,
only tho oft .cial cOunt CON dotoru,,re
who has received the nomination
While there are four apparently Brun.
didge counties still out, there are also
many precincts in dozens OF other
counties that have never reported. In
many of these it is certain that Judge
Hays will add to his present vote.