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New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02

Henry VIII. was king Of England
and the greatest widower that ever
was" states boys essay. He was
born at a place called Annie Domino.
and he had $50 wives The first was
beheaded and then executed, the sec
ond was revoked and the third died.
and then he married Ann Bulletin.
London Lancet.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02

The new city directory of the
city of st. Paul, Mimi, says a
special from that place, contains
the names of 2400 Johnsons, 1910
Olsons and 800 Smiths. 400 of
the Johnson family have tho
initial A.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Adapting the Phrase.

Mr. Browne is a charming and a
scholarly young man" declared Chi
cago lady who was insisting in print
on her right to select her own hus-
will soon be proper to refer to Mr..
Browne as "a husband and a scholar"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
ALWAYS the Same.

1t was little Hesters tirst year in
school. The spelling lesson was being
reviewed, and the teacher asked Hes
ter how she would spell the word
bird? Just the same Today as we
did yesterday" she promptly an
swered.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
In Boston,

Look here, waiter began the
chronic grumbler. there's no meat
in this sandwich" Then why do you
ed waiter. Il am surprised that a
gentleman of your erudition should
commit such a solecsm in rhetoric. y
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02

ANY GIRL" says "a lady lecturer,
"can marry any man she wants to II
she holds his image in her mind" All
the same, most girls consider it big
ger asset to hold his letters in her
nOcket
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
How the Trouble Starts

Constipation is the cause OF
MANY ailments and disorders that
make life misel able. Take Cham
berlain s Tablets, keep your bow
els regular and you will AVOID
these diseases. For sale by all
dealers.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Our Eyes Tint the World.

We view the world with our own
eyes, each of US; and we make from
within us the world we see. weary
heart gets no gladness out of sun
shine: a selfish man is skeptical abou'
friendship. as a man with no cal
doesn't care for music.-William
Makepeace Thackeray.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02

Breeders of fine horses prefer
BALLARD'S SNOW LINIMENT
for all cuts. wounds or sores on
their stock, because it acts both
mildly and quickly and heals an
ordinary wound without scar.
Price 25c, soc and $1.0O per bot
tie. Sold by Estorge Drug Co.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Both E?

IAN ACTIVITY" said the teacher, Ii
a slope up; a declivity being slope
down" Then" asked the class prod
ICY. upon which would be standing
If were on side hill? 1t runs both
ways" But the teacher was making
little Johnny Jones throw away his
chewing gum
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
No. Hard 70 Deceive Mo,Iems.

Times have changed since Captain
Burton, 60 years ago, made q pill.
grimage to Mecca at the peril Of his
life. A recent account of such q pill.
grimage, by A. ]. B. Wavell, says that
with passable knowledge of Arabic
and of Moslem ceremonial, and with
due precautions as to avoiding pill
grims from the country to which one
pretends to belong. the pilgrimage to
Mecca may be made In disguise with.
out running any risk worth mention
Ing"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
A Little GtrI's OtieatIon

Mary Helen and her mother were
going to visit grandma. On the morn
ing of their last day at home the moth.
er was laying out shirt and collar and
matching up necktie and hose. Moth
err said the little daughter, who will
dress daddy while we are gomez"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Vain Man

NO" said Smalwort, II hardly feel
justified in saying that Peppers Is in
ordinately vain. but when fellow
has photograph in his room ar
ranged to play Hail to the Chief as
soon as he opens the door, what is
one to think of him?"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Serious Matter.

Boss-"What are you handing in
your resignation for?' Messenger
We'll, boss. you called me down twice
dis week, SO | thought I'd better git
out before I'm tempted to make things
unpleasant for de firm Judge.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Calomel Is Bad.

But Simmons Liver Purifier IL
delightfully."- pleasant, and its ac-
ton is thorough. Constipation
yields, biliousness goes. "A trial
convinces. I'm yellow tin boxes
only Tried once. used ALWAYS.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
important Shippinu Point.

AS a distributing and trans-shipping
center and a coaling station, Alden
ranks with the most important ports
in the near east Millions of skins and
hides are shipped to Europe and the
United States every year.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
HorrihIel

Mr.. Green's youngest son." said
Mrs, Twickembury, hasn't done q
stroke of work for six months Just
living on his father! I'm afraid he's
going to be nothing but a parricide."
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
No. 666

This 10 prescription prepared especially
for MALARIA or CHiltS 4 FEVER.
Five or six doses will break any case, and
If taken then az a tonic the Fever will not
return. Ii acts on the liver better than
Calomcl and does not grippe or sicken. 25c
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
We've ALI Met Them.

Some men are 80 confident in dis
cussng other peoples chances Of
joining the heavenly choir that you
might think they were on the member
ship MISUNDERSTANDING
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Malaria Or ChiuS & Fever

Prescription No. 6GG is prepared especially
for MALARIA or CHIltS & FEVER.
Five or six doses will break any case, and
If taken then as a tonic the Fever will rot
return. 1t acts on the liver better than
Calomel and does not grippe or sicken. Csc
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Pride In His Town.

so you regard Sloetown as the CEN
ter of the universe?" asked the visitor.
Yes; we appear to stand still, and
everything else moves around u.s." ex-
planned the native.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
No. SiX-SiXty-SiX

This 10 prescription prepared especially
for MALARIA or CHiLLS T. FEVER:
Five or six doses will break any case, and
IL taken then as tonic the Fever will not
return. 1t acts on ~ liver better than
Calomel and does not grippe or sicken. Csc
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
So Many People Die Of Blood
Poison.

A little scratch on the hand a
splinter. or small abrasion of the
skin is often fatal because the
poisonous germs start the infec-
ton. That's where Hunts Light
ming Oil comes in handy as an
application on the abrasion, kills
all germs which may have lodged
there, thereby preventing infec =
ton and death. 1t pays to keep
this remedy in the home, espec-
tally where there are children All
drug stores in 25c and SOC bot
fla
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Allowed Wide altitude.

u do not consider man drunk un-
til he goes to the pump to light his
pipe" said a witness in a Cheltenham
eng. licensing application.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
All the w0r1d for = "A rkAS

More than 100 countries, colonies
and dependencies are included In the
list Of world communities to which the
products Of the United States are dis
tributed.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02

Sallow complexion comes from
bilious impurities in the blood
and the fault lies with the liver
and bowels they are torpid.
The medicine that gives results
in such cases Is HERBINE. 1t
is fine liver stimulant and bowel
regulator. Price Soc. Sold by
Estorge Drug Co.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02

George" the alligator that
was sent from the Hotel Bentley
fountain to live in a lake in a
park at Topeka, Kansas, died
just as he neared his journey g
end. 1t is the belief Of Manager
Barnes of Hotel Bentley that
George died of grief. He did
not seem to relish the idea Of GO
ing away from his favorite foun-
tain in the hotel, where he had
spent many happy moments. 1t
is stated that when he arrived in
Topeka he was taken out to the
lake, and while the box in which
he was shipped, was being open
ed he raised bis head and took
look around, and then threw
himself backward and died sud-
denly.-Town Talk
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Matter Of Slow Growth.

Reflect that as a rule the people
you have come to esteem communicate
themselves to you gradually, that they
did not begin the entertainment with
freworks.-Arnold Bennett.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
WANTtb-IlVG
Notice OF Tsachslll

There will be an sliE
teachers at the New lhsl
August 4th, 9Th and alnu
ton will begin It go
gust 4th. -
The examination Il
will be held at the toe -
of New Iberia on tho \ Il
August. This examilsf
D A. M. on August III
l.. A. WALLETS
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Suffered Eczema Fifty Years
Now Well.

Seems a long time to endure
the awful burning itching, smart
ing, skin disease known as "tet-
ter"--another name for Eczema.
Seems good to realize, also, that
DIR. HOBSON'S ECZEMA ONT
MENT has proven a perfect cure.
Mrs. d. L. Kenney writes: 81
cannot sufficiently express my
thanks to you for your DIR.
Hobson's Eczema Ointment. 1t
has cured my letter, which has
troubled me for over fifty years. =
All druggists, or by mail, SOC.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
AGE Of Luxury.

when you buy your collar studs
by the pound and never pick up the
fallen ones."-Punch.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
DeMondO
SUCCESSION OF ALps
AND OF HIS WIFI
MEAUx, B0rHh
State of Louisisns, hRO'
10Th Judicial Dir

Whereas, P. A. LandrI {
Parish OF Iberia, has "a
the 10Th Jud. Dist Cor
sessions in and Tor liz
to be appointed Adua 4 /
SUGGESTIONS Of Alphsrs
his wife Clara Conssu
Notice is thereiors ha
whom it may or DOH
cause, if any thew han
from the first publicatie |
prayer of the said Ada.u,
not be anted. w.
Witness the Hon. lipi0
of our said Court thh l |,
A. ID. 1919.
h /
Dty. Clerb Of Cagt :
Cammack " Brou,ssrd
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02

N0TW
New Iberia, La, n
All persons, fu'
tons not having
Licenses to the CHI -
ed to do SO on or w. J
inst, to avoid cosu'
date collection q /
will be made tb'ss
Attorney.
J. P, SUBJ !
Tru5Ik
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02

Revised by . Parvenu.
Children rush IN where climbers
fear to tread.-Judge.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02

Il began taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and am now in
good health. If it had not been for
that medicine / would have been in my
grave long time ago. Mrs. ARTIE E.
HAMILTON, R.F.D. No. G. Warren, Ind.
Another Case.
Esmond, R. I.-"I write to tell YOU
how much good your medicine has done
me and to let other women know that
there is help for them. suffered with
bearing down pains, headache, was ir-
regular and felt blue and depressed all
the time. l took Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and commenced to
gain in short time and / am well wo-
man today. am on my feet from early
morning until late at night running a
boarding house and do all my own work.
! hope that many suffering women will
try your medicine. It makes happier
wives and mothers. Mrs. ANNA HAN.
SEN. Edmond. Rhode Island.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
DE h'dnd Of Adm
SUCCESSION Ops
THERI0T, Dlp F.
State Of Louisiana, p,..
Judicial Dias,
Whereas. Charlas

Whereas, Charles Tn,
the Parish Of lbsris, / .
Hon, the 10Th Jud. RsS(
holding sessions 10 M
Iberia. to be appoiutsdl
the Succession Of Norb,s
Notice is therefor. !,
whom 1t may or doth
cause, If any they h.u
from the first publics,ia
prayer of the said Chuh
not he granted.
Witness the Hon. J,t
of our said Court thin 4
A. ID. 1913.
Diy. CLERK Of Con-
tammack & Brousssn
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
LEGAL N

The judgement ia a.
Hays Company and ,,,'I,
duly rendered in the M.
tnct Court of La, ,i,li,,
Parish of Iberia, No. A.
and doeketed in The d,
loeri" Parish, for IL. 4
OF $496 %, together VIM
est thereon from Osts,.o
paid, and all costs Of y
sold at public vendu. n
responsible bidder. NM
OF The Court House, i,s
between the hours prse
sales, on
SATURDAY, MOVE
BY order Of
POWERS Al.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
BLUE AND
DISCOURAGED
Mrs. Hamilton Tells How She
Finally Found Health in
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound.

Warren. Ind. 81 was bothered ter
ribly with female weakness. had pains
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
Demand OF Z
SUCCESSION or 9A "

Demand or
SUCCESSION or 9A y,
''D''0 DEcEAS
State OF Louisiana.
Jui icisl Nh
Whereas. Mrs. Mr.
of Gabriel Landry,
ish OF Iberia, has spp :
10th Jud. Dist. Coais
sions in and for ~
be appointed Admia'
sion Gabriel Landly ,
Notice is thersfor
whom III may VI
cause. if any the! ~
from the first publis,.s-
PRAYER of the sara
widow of Gabriel
granted.
Witness the hon
CT our said Court
A. A. 1913. &C.
Dty. cls,l 4
Cammack & Broussss'
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1913-08-02
RECEII ERSHv
RECElvERSHIf o.
HOUSE A8SO
10Th Judicial Disfriet
Parish oilN

&tHhs@
BY virtue OF . compF
me, the uudsrsignsd >
above said Court, undd
on the llth day Of ~
There will be soid y
Receiver, or akdulJ
Auetioneer, FOR CAM
of realizing funds "
above said ccrporaiis. n
its affairs at Publis
and highest bidder -,
ON SATURDAY ~
the property bsione'a
succe ssion and dsssdb ).
A certain lot Of s!s'
City OF New Iberis, Y
sixty four feet o. -
Main Street by .
and Seventy-Fivs
west or above by M
son or assigns, pofihs
southeas, and s0utbu
William Robertson . ~,
P. l.. RBS
q, Dr0u nsa{0.
The Washington herald., 1913-02-26

For years Lowell wabbled between
business. the ministry. medicine, and
the Law, unable TO decide upon pro-
fession. He finally determined to be a
lawyer. chiefly because, as he explained,
Il am afraid people will think me a
fool II I change again
He was born in Cambridge. Mass. in
1919 His father was a Unitarian min
lister and e graduate OF Harvard. His
mothers people came from the Orkney
Islands. and as a child she taught him
the ballads and folklore OF the North
of Scotland.
From the time he was nineteen. when
he was grad uated from Harvard. Lowell
knew ten very unhappy years. lie made
a precarious living practic!ng law. which
he hated. and ne received very little for
his contributions to the magazines. which
took up a large part Of his time. but for
all that he decided to devote himself to
literature. He started a magazine called
the Pioneer. which lasted for three
numbers. Toward the close OF Isf3 he
published a collection of poems, and
year later. Conversations on Some OF
the Old Poets" which the critical
praised. but the public did not buy.
The following year he went to Phila-
delphia as an editorial writer on the
PENNSYLVANIA Freeman. but he found the
puDllSHtEs llIillA. anu ne was
because he did not feel free to express
his convictions. He returned to Cam
bridge. struggling along as best he could
as contributor of poems and essays
to the newspapers and magazines. and
as a correspondent of the London Daily
News.
Those were unhappy days for Lowell.
The invaIidism OF his wife. the death of
his two young children, his mothers
mental illness. and his small income
made him almost a recluse II was under
these conditions that he wrote what is.
perhaps. his finest poem. The Vision OF
Sir Launfal." in which he says:
And what Is 80 rare a day IN Junei
Then. II ever. onne perfect DAYS:
Then Heaven tFiss the earth il IL BE- in tune
And over il softly her warm ear Lays.
Whether We look whether We listen.
We hear life mlFrmur SC 1t glisten.
These We're followed by the "Biglow
Papers" the humorous, satirical verse.
The Washington herald., 1913-02-26
What'II Stop
Sour Stomach ?
They Act Quick and Relief Is Al
most Immediate.

There are some things so exactly
right that to mention them brings calm
and. repose. And to use Stuarts Dys-
pepsia Tablets gives the stomach just
that kind of lift that makes you check
up one hundred per cent to the good.
Particularly is this true with those
who suffer with sour stomach. You
feel so mean that you actually hate
yourself. And yet in a few minutes
these tablets sweeten the stomach, ar
rest unnatural fermentation, start a
powerful digestive action, and prevent
the formation of gas.
They are composed of only such d.
gestants as are approved by the very
best of physicians.
Real, live, progressive people want
to be around where the activities Of life
embrace whatever circumstances die
tate. II a house party serves q Welsh
rarebit, go. to 1t. 1t isn't the easiest
thing in the world to digest, It's true,
but what Of it? Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets will take care of you, keep
your stomach in control, and your
dreams won't see an army Of hobgob-
Inns playing hobs with your nerves.
Many physicians regularly prescribe
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets for the
stomach disorders Of patients who are
Ill with some constitutional malady.
They do so for the reason that these
tablets are not a patent medicine and
heir composition is known and recog-
,ized as the most approved and most
powerful of all digestants.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold
md recommended By all druggists st
'0c box
The Washington herald., 1913-02-26
Topics of Interest to Every Woman
EDITED BY JULIA CHANDLER MANI
TAKERS IN THE THEATER
ARE LACKING IN MANNERS

!, houses are UP in arms because close
followers of fashion are wearing al
grettes and ospreys in coiffure or on
dear little apologies for hats.
They say that the women wearers
may count them becoming, artistic.
but as for them. their first thoughts must
be of the rights of the public. And II
Gainsborough hats. or the towering va
riety, gave abundant reason for righteous
protest, the new, willowy heAddress IL
Just as much an invasion OF the rights
Of others-and it will have to go.
Very Exasperating.
The fashion-in very small measure, as
yet-has reached New York. but one
hopes 1t will travel no farther. For IT
is very exasperating to sit behind a wav-
ing aigrette or other head ornament. and
vainly try to evade the shifting move
ments Of the wearer.
At modest church entertainments and
at other similar gatherings where the
center OF attraction Is right on the plat
form. one wonders that the big hat nui-
sance is so often In evidence. Long ago.
after a goodly struggle. II was driven out
of the theater. where it was always an
abomination in the sight OF all who sat
near II.
But it Is just as much Of an abomina-
tion at other places where folk gather
in the hope Of seeing what Is going on.
1t is a bother-every woman knows II,
and nearly ever woman hates Ito re-
move hat at a simple little entertain
ment, or wherever the rights of others
demand II. But better the bother and
better the Inconvenience than to stand
accused. and justly accused, Of interfer-
ing with the comfort and the right of
others.
Whether 1t is talking when the rights
of the public demand quiet. wearing tow
ering picture hats that shut out the
vision OF those in the rear or whether
it is some other invasion OF precious
rights, one believes that most of men
and most OF women are quite ready to
fall in line with any movement to make
things comfortable and easy-going for
the great mass of pleasure-seekers.
But there Is always a fringe of folk
who simply do not care and who need TO
be aroused.
The Washington herald., 1913-02-26

A dainty frock for the miss and small
woman 10 here shown The garment
closes at the back and may be made with
or without the yoke. The shoulder plaits
have a becoming set to the waist. and the
skirt is a four-gored design. ANY OF the
popular fabrics may be used for the CON-
struction Of this pretty dress.
The pattern, No. 60ss. is cut in sizes
II. is. and IS years. Medium size will
require 3-4 yards Of 3s-inch material and
1-2 yard of 22-inch allover.
The above pattern can be obtained by
sending 10 cents to the Pattern Depart
ment Of The Washington Herald
The Washington herald., 1913-02-26
BY FRANCES sHAFFER.

Some folk-the great majority-go to the
theater through the lure Of the drama
itself Others, more seasoned in enter
tainments, sometimes frankly bored by
the play. enjoy the crowds, the looking
about and occasionally the sidelights on
1uman nature.
And others-one Is minded to ask, for
she cannot guess-what do they go for?
For. as the play goes on. they sit and
talk and talk and talk. to the despair
Of others who want to listen.
Happily enough, for the sake of the
many who like to watch and to listen to
he play and the players, there are only
few in the talking class, but the few
are very disturbing.
They talk about themselves. their
friends. their neighbors. and sometimes
they proudly announce each step Of the
play. And the trouble is that while
everybody In their vicinity calls them
;houghtless, utterly lacking in manners,
and a few other things that are bad. II
is seldom that any one has the courage
deliberately to ask them to stop 1t. For.
back OF the request, there Is an implied
rebuke that most OF folk hesitate to ad-
minister. And SO they suffer, and some
times lose their temper, in silence.
Boorish Thing to Do.
And, since inherent good taste does not
whisper a warning to the takers and
does not tell them that II is a Thought
less, yes. boorish thing to do. one
wishes that the mighty force Of public
opinion might somehow bring about a
reform.
Because the majority of folk who go
to the theater have not a mint of money
to spend, and when they indulge in the
occasional luxury they feel that they
should be granted the right TO listen. un-
disturbed. And when they pay for the
pleasure and the relaxation that comes
through the art of actor-folk. 1t Is moth
ing short of maddening to be obliged
to sit and listen to the silliest kind Of
talk. 1t always is silly and inconse-
quential, for folk with real. live thoughts
in their head have too much judgment
and too great delicacy to air them in pub
lie places
And now the directors of London play
The Washington herald., 1913-02-26

tCopyrisht. isl3. by the Associated Ncvspaper
School. Incl
So badly had the business of living
gone with James Russell Lowell that.
when he was about twenty. he decided
to end IT all. He even held a cooked
pistol to his forehead. but he had not
the courage to pull the trigger. Not long
after that he met Miss Maria White. a
frail woman with a fine mind. a poet
Of delicate power. OF high ideals. and
splendid courage. Lowell married her
when he was twenty-five. and II was
then that he found himself.