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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02
.OlD CALUMET RESIDENT
IS CLAIMED BY DEATH
MRS. ELIZABETH JANE BEN.
NETS SUCCUM5S TO LONG
ILLNESS TODAY.

Mrs. Elizabeth Jane Benefits aged
g. passed away AZ her home OF Depot
street at an carly hour this morning,
otter an illness Of considerable dura-
ton. Old age and the ailments Incl
dent To it, are given as the cause of
her demise, Mrs. Benefits was one of
Cabinets oldest settlers.
The deceased was born May II. 1885
in Gwinnear, Cornwall. England. aud
resided there until fifty-four years ago
when she accompanied her husband to
America. They spent the first few
months in this country in Pennsyl-
vania ana then came to- Kewcenaw
county where they remained for "A
number of years. When the old mines
of NcWeenaw county passed their
z"nith, they came to Calumet, Mr.
Bcnnetts having secured u position
with the 6, a ~. company. The de-
ceased had lived in the same house on
Depot street since 1853.
Four daughters and two sons sur.
vive. Mrs. Mary Jane Cook. Mrs. Nell
lie Lalonc, Mrs. Fanny Dingle, Rich.
ard 7. Bcnnctts and Earnest BENEFITS
81 Calumet and Mrs. Lottie Qualc Of
Detroit. The latter is expected here
tomorrow to attend the funeral. one
sister, Mrs. Harry Ralph of Rocklant.
also mourns her death. The deceased
was one of the Oldest members and
hardest workers in The Calumet nj. u.
church.
The funeral services probably will
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02
new men LEAD
IN ALL EVENTS
Sensational Bowling in the Cubs
Tourney Yesterday

New leaders were provided in all
events in the cubs bowling tourna-
ment Yesterday Tho Lake Linden
team. with mark of a.653. went To
the top I'm the livv-mcn event ia the
afternoon. but in the evening was In
turn topped by the Mohawk five, who
set a mark of ..ii0. The Hansen team
which led the tourney with s.6e9 prior
to Yesterday il now in third place. In
The doubles. Barbcau and Buschell of
the Lake Linden team set a mark Of
1,t5s. h,ttcring the mark made by
Birklc and Johnson the day previous
the singles was also put in the shade
yesterday by Barbeaus $40 total for
tho three games, an exceptional rec
ORE of -l5 l-3 per game
Tom Bergman was the star Of the
Mohawk team with "a record of csc for
the three games in the nvc-mcn even,
ana Tom Dolau was close second
with jii for the three games Bar
beau of the Lake team. in the nvc-
men. doubles and singles hung up the
exceptionally high score OF Isis tor
the nine games, an average of 202 for
nine consecutive games
This evening the Commercial team
VIII bowl. This is one of the strong
est aggregatiOns entered In the meet.
Yesterdays scores are as follows:
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02
ANNUAL MEETING Of THE
Y.M.C.A. TO Be HELD SOON
REPORT FOR YEAR VERY GRAFT.
FYikG-NO CURRENT Elk.
PENSE DEFICIT,

| The board Of directors of the Calu j..
! met Y. NJ. g. A. will meet next Friday
! to discuss plans for the coming wear,
and IL IS probable the expense budget
for lel3-l9l4 will be prepared ;hen.
The board viii also set a date for the
annual meeting. Much interest is man
! itestcd in the annual reports 10 be
presented at this tins.
The fiscal year Of the Y. NJ. l.. A..
closed April 80, and Secretary L.. f..
Switzer announced today that for The
first time since the new building hos
been erected the current expense re-
Gcipis cquallcd the expenditures There
was no deficit in the current cxpcnse
account this year, although there Is
still an Indebtedness of $9,20l on the
y. NJ. C. a. building and an indebted
ness of si,1iO ia the current expense
account. incurred prior TO This year
one gratifying feature OF the state
inent for this year is tho fact that the
association has been able to pay it,
| Insurance premiums for three years
two years ahead Tins amounts To Il
considerable item each year
Secretary SwitZcr states that there
IS splendid opportunity hore for
boys work. but that the ASSOCIATION Is
handicapped, in that he is unable to
give the time 10 this wCrlt II deserves
because of the necessity of giving his
attention to- the associations business
Affairs, and that the outstanding in
debtedneGs makes IL impossible TO en-.
gage boys work specialist. There L.
also splendid opportunity for indus
trial and extension work, but MI
SWitzcr Is alsc prevented by other
duties from giving the attention to
| this department that il deserves
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02
NINE new CASES ARE
INVESTIGATED IN APRIL
hNTI.TuBERcuLOSis GETTY
ISSUES REPORT FOR
THE MONTH.

The report of the Houshton County
Anti-Tuberculosls society for April
was issued today. The summary fol-
lcUs;
No. clinics-9.
No. examinations-26
No. new cases..
Diagnosis OF new cases--Question-
able. :. Mod. advanced. ,. Advanced.
l. Non. + H.. g.
Nationality--t'innisl, l. Finnish
American. Z. Austrian, /.
Sent to Their country,
Sent TO county sanatorium-3, c.
women, child)
No. Deaths, 6 women, mem
No. visits-69.
Milk supplied by individuals-Sj
quarts
Milk supplied BY society-2i6 quarts.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02
MORE HOME coMeRs.

Mr.. and Mrs. ATvid Johnson and
three children. who went Ia Astoria.
oregon. about year ago and who lat
er spent several months In Detroit.
have returned To Calumet. They re-
port conditions here as much better
than those in either the west or Mich
igan's metropolis and will be content
io make their home here In the flu
ture
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02

Nelson Paridee who left here sew
cral weeks ago for Detroit has return
ed to Calumet. claiming conditions
here are better than in the city OF
The straits.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02

Members Of the Swedish Bcncy olent
society are hereby notified to meet at
their hall Sunday morning May itl at
$3.50 To attend divine services at the
swedish NJ. l.. church
Adv.-1 Andrew J.ckselI. Soc.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02

The Nssuan dan and other irrisa
ton works in Egypt have cost $50, ..
100000; but the increase in the valu
Of land i'm middle and lower Egypt
has been from 5000 900 to $1,000. =
100000. The total rent Of this land
uas risen from sS2,OOOOOO to $3.50, 900. D..
600
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02

You can buy strictly fresh home
made doughnuts at 25 cents the dozen
during the Monarch Malleable Range
Demonstration at the Glass Block
store this wcck Advertisement. z
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02

Attend the Monarch Range Demon.
stration at tho Glass Block all this
week. Advertisement. 3
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02

Oversecr OF Highways James Burrll
viii shortly commence the cleaning
W of Centennial Heights and Copper
Citr locations
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02

Assessor Joseph winners has COM
menced his work and by June ] ex-
poets to have the bulk of his assess
mnnta made
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-02

NIs rHu u. Ruppc aud two chill
#ra haEr .,r' Tor Detroit where she
FfU visit
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

A. B. c., cleaning, repairing, etc.; sat
isfaction guaranteed; call and de-
liver; Maunakea mr.. Pauahi. Tel.
414S. 5335-1y.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

S. Hokamura, clothes cleaned and
pressed; call and deliver; LiIiha mr..
King. :=:>.-. =. -. +. = 556S-1y.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

H. Yoshimura, clothes. neatly pressed;
repairing, washing, etc.; call and de-
liver, 544 s. King, OPP Kawaiahao.
Tel 1885. 5519-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Meiji Shop, 1st-class establishment.
Tel 1898, cor King G Kapiolani SITS.
'5516-6m. .
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

The Tokiwa. Ladies and Gents
clothes cleaned and dyed in all
colors Emma mr. Vineyard st.
5553-1y .-..>
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Sunrise Dyeing House, 1916 Fort; Tel.
1927. We clean, press, mend and
deliver. .~ ~. -. 52643m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Try the Star; Tel. 1882. We press,
clean, mend and deliver within "a
hours k5375-6m,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

The WANT ADVERTISER Ac-
COMPOSITES. today. the task before
phich The procrdstinator stands in doubt
and dread bordering pheiher or not
pdnt advertising pould be Of "anp
use"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

The Alert, Masonic Temple, Tel. 1889.
Citizen labor only; intelligent work
manship. We call for and deliver.
5493-tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

The Lion. dy9ing, cleaning, repairing
/ of all kinds Refinished like new.
691 Beretania nr. Alapai. Tel. 274S.
5521-6rfl. .,~.,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Quick Dealer Co., Beretania, mr.. Nuu-
anu. Cleaning, dyeing and tailoring.
k53S256m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

The Eagle, upto-date establishment;
dyeing, repairing, ETC.: skilful work
manship; work guaranteed; Tel.
2575. Fort near Kukui Street.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

The Pioneer, Beretania and Emma
Sts.; Phone 1925. Clothes cleaned,
pressed and dyed. Work 4called for
and delivered. 5277
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Clothes cleaned and dyed. zee Won
Myang, 1890 Aala, mr.. King.
- - e5511-1y. u .-...-.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Reflections OF streaked or spotted
mirror is like eating potatoes with
out salt. Clarke, Al Beretania St.,
phone 1892, repairs mirrors; the
cook does the rest. 5544-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

X. Nanba, clothes cleaned and dyed;
King, opp. South Tel $3.50.
4 5551-1m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
cARBoNATED WATERS.

Hon. Soda Works, 34A N. Beretania;
Tel. 1922. Chas. E. Frasher, mgr.
k5360-1y.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
OO@ 00OO Q OO0O
$ ~ aaftFi$4}|4zA|S
WANTED

Everyone with anything for sale to
@Play Safe" Considering the fac
tors OF sales, success in planning
an ad is more satisfactory than
knowing show 1t happened" after.
ward. Star-Bulletin Want Ads.
Bring Home the Bacon" every
time. 539s-tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

The McCandless, Alakea, nr. Mer.
chant. Regular meals or a la carte
k53S2-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Chong Chan. meals at all hours. Nu-
uanu, nr. Queen st. 552S-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
CANDY MAKER.

Wholesale and retail dealer in SAfner:
lean and Japanese candy. Yasusk,
126 King, near Liliha street.
5561-3m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Fine corner store; reasonable. Ex-
cellent location for any particular
business. Apply on premises. SUI
zuiki's furniture store, Vineyard and
Emma SITS. 5564-1m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

At. once, wet nurse for baby under 3
months; no objection to bringing
own child; good pay. Apply Mas
ter Electrician Wetherholt, Fort
Ruger.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
.cREPEs.

Finest qualities Japanese Crepes.-
II. Miyake, 1913 Fort. Tel. 1928.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Two bedroom house; electric light;
gas; Austin lane mr.. King. Inquire
w. K. Namauu, e Merchant St.,
Room 6. 5564-tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Do you need q cook, yardman or gen
eral SERVANT Call 1870. 200 Bero'
tania. G. Hiroaki. k5S29-3m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
CARD CASES

Business and visiting cards. engraved
or printed in attractive Russia
leather cases, patent detachable
cards. Star-Bulletin office. 5540-tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

New cottages on Fort street extern
sion. Rent reasonable. Young Kee
Grocery store, 1920 Emma ST.; tel
4456. 5566-1y.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

The Punahou homestead of the late j.
A. Cummins, cor. Alexander and
Bingham streets; furnished or UNI
furnished; terms reasonable; ap-
ply to Phone No. 1907.
5564-tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Pacific Cafe, Nuuanu Street. opp. Ye
Liberty Theatre. Home cooking.
Best materials used, 5519-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
Find n soldier.

IUp.iae ao".. ao.r a. BED. haaa
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
CLOTHES CLEANING.

Suitftorium, gents and ladies'
clothes, neckwear, gloves; work
guaranteed; prompt attention; Ala
PAL mr.. Hotel st. s. Itaoka, Prop.
OOt1-om.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
sWEAET-zDID
For RENT

Desirable houses in various parts of
the city, furnished and unfinished
at SIS, SIS, $2e, s25, $50. $35. $40 and
up to SIPS month. See list in our
office. Trent Trust Co, Ltd, Fort
St, between King and Merchant.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Y. Nakanishi. "a Beretania, for good
cooks, yard boys. Phone 4511, Resi-
dence phone 1899. 52l6-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

II office rooms, second floor, is Mer-
chant st. Apply J. M. McChesney.
| 5541-tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

1. Takata. general contractor, Japan
csc artificial builder, sculptor and
gardener; 1435 Nuuanu st. mr.. Vine
yard; phone 1888. Fl. 5525-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
CABINET MAKER

J. Rodrigues, cabinet maker; moved
Miller st. to sBeretania mr.. Alapai
5556-1y.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Sanko Co, 1916 Nuuaun; Tel. 1851.
Contracts for building. paperhang-
ing and cement work, Cleans vacant
lots :. J.. -'.. k5327-3m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Underwood Standard Typewriter, No.
5, in good condition; viii be sold
cheap for cash. Address w. K c.,
Star-Bulletin. 6A71-6t.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
ffv'F.T]|!s@ETEpD
FOR SALE

Two bedroom house, large living room,
kitchen. etc, old fruit trees. 62 #.
front, 134 It. deep; 1913 Makiki St.,
on the park. Inquire of Philip Wea
yer, 502 Stangenwald Bldg.
5500-tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
FAMILY HOTEL

The Cassidy. only home hotel. wa.
kiki Beach, consists 81 indivId1.'
cottages and single rooms. Cui1'1.
excellent, 1000 It. promenade pier
at the end Of which II snIenI'.
bathing pool and beautiful view
ZOOS Kalia road, Tel. 1878. Term.
reasonable. ksss7.sn..
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Kinau Employment Office 1910 Kina1
St., between Keesumoku and PiikoI
Phones 1914. 5450.tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
BICYCLE SUPPLIES.
BAKERIES

Vienna Bakery has the best home,
made bread, German Pumpernickle.
Pretzels and Coffee Cake. 1923
Fort St. phone 2124. 5472-tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

New Bakery, Fresh, homemade bread,
pies and cakes. Ice cream; M. lnu-
kai, prop. 1886 Nuuanu. 5o406m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Asahi Bakery, fine. homemade bread
and pastry; fresh every day; best
materials use. 3eretania near Ala
kea Street. 55Sl~Sm.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Lessons on Violin, Mandolin, Guitar,
ETC., by Prof. L. A. de Graca. Al
lard and Sereik Conservatory meth.
cd for the violin; Italian method for
the mandolin. Studio 424 Beretania
Ave-, phone 417S, opposite DR.. An.
gus. Residence 1506 Young ST..
phone 4179. 5516-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Boston Cafe, coolest place in town.
After the show drop in. Open day
and night. ,Bijou theatre Lane, Ho.
tel st. - 5529-6m,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

H. ,Nakanishi, King and Kapiolani;
phone 1856; general contractor and
builder; painting; paperhanging.
- 5519-6nl. T. f. r: -.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Special sale: Floor coverings, Chi
nese grass rugs. mattings and lin
oleums. Tel. 1861.
Levers & Cooke, Ltd, King st.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16
CAFE.

Columbia Lunch Room; quick service
and cleanliness our motto; open
day & night. Hotel. Opp Bethel st.
5518-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

05bI-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-16

Home Bakery, 212 s. Beretaniss Fresh
cakes and doughnuts every day.
Boston baked beans and brown
bread on Saturdays. k-5SS2-6m.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-28
Mistaken Information,

Unable to meet certain liabilities in
CURED on st. Leger day. Sam Slope
had first explored the bottom of a
nice. muddy pond. and then the inside
of the police cells. While languishing
in the latter he was most anxious to
learn who had won the big race; but.
failing to extract the information from
the officer in charge, he had to pass
the night In dismal ignorance. When
next morning the policeman came to
take him to court he renewed his In
quirles. only to be sternly ordered to
hold his tongue. But Sam was not to
be denied. 80, on being ushered into
the dock, he bent over to the magis-
trate and insinuatingly inquired:
Gould you tell me. sir. what won
the ST. Leger?"
"Silence" Numbered the court
usher.
Liar" responded the prisoner,
wheeling round. That's four.year.
old."-London Times.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-28
Cat in Long Fight Keeps Everybody at Bay

Witt went in and lighted the gas. His
hand was not down from the jet be-
fore the cat sprang from corner and
struck his arm. AS he beat her on
she bit his left wrist and her claws
made burrows on his hand.
The cat renewed the attack. She
landed on his knee and he struck her
with his club. knocking her across the
room, but she was not even stunned.
for she was crouching for another
spring when De Witt hurled his club
at her. She was in the air when she
and the club met and both dropped to
the floor. Again she was up and upon
the policeman, this time tearing his
uniform, before he could seize another
weapon.
Selling her by the tail. he hurled
her against the far wall. De Witt
then threw q chair at the animal. She
crawled out of the wreckage and was
making another leap. when De Witt
hurled another chair. In fifteen min
utes the only article of furniture he
had not thrown was the center table
and upon the cats next lunge he up
set this upon her. But her nine lives
served her in good stead and she was
back in the fight In a second.
The policeman wrapped the table
cover about his arm and used strate
gy. He awaited the next spring and
let the animal fasten her teeth into
the covering on his arm. AS she hung
there he shot her five times.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-28
Generosity Of Spouse Causes Fear Of

CT. LOUIS, Mo.-Mortimer Courtney.
y fifty-three years old. living south
OF Kirkwood, brought his wife. Edith.
forty.three years old, into the city on
shopping and pleasure trip. After
they had bought theater tickets Court
ney escorted his wife to jewelry
shop.
There, to the great surprise of Mrs.
Courtney, her husband selected and
paid for $575 worth of diamonds and
made her a present of them. Then
he took her to another jewelry shop
and bought additional costly trinkets
for her. AS they were leaving the
second shop he turned to the aston
ished Mrs. Courtney and said:
Nov. my dear. l am going to give
you real present. am going to buy
you $4,000 automobile"
Instead of 1oyfully accompanying
her husband TO an automobile estab-
lishment Mrs. Courtney told him:
Not Just now, Mortimer; you come
with me. / have person in mind
whom wish you to meet"
The person Mrs. Courtney had In
mind was the policeman at Sixth and
Olive streets. To the policeman Mrs.
Courtney said:
"Oficer. arrest this man. He's gone
crazy" 90.
Captain Schwartz. who then exam.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-28

Farmer Hiram was mending the
front fence when an automobile
whizzed past. emitting trail of blue
smoke from its oilchoked engine.
Farmer Hiram's hand went to his
nose. When the car had disappeared
far down the lane and the smell had
died away he ventured to address the
hired man.
Sam" he said. they may be swell
city fellers an all that: but they GER
tainly was smokin' some vile see
CARS"
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-02-28
Brief Tale and Pulling

d UFFALO. N. Y.-The tiger cat may
d have come in on the 11:49 O'Clock
train at the Lehigh Valley station In
Washington the other morning. James
Robertson, who checks the baggage.
did not notice 1t, but Tony. his assist
ant, came along the platform with tho
cat under his arm. ...-...
THE Honorable James Robertson.
Lehigh Valley station" was the label
on the cat.
Robertson said he did not want It,
The cat arched its back and rubbed
Robertson's legs.
Some cat. Jim," said policeman
Grant B. Shook. 1T takes to you all
right"
The cat sneezed.
"It's not my cat." protested Robert.
son.
The cat sneezed again. Shook ex-
pressed the belief that 1t might have
tuberculosis, but on further thought
decided that 1t was too fat.
"If l didn't claim to own the cat, /
wouldn't have it going around with
my name on a tag" he said.
Robertson cut off the tag, where.
upon the cat seemed to grow fonder
of him. Where he went the cat went.
When he sat on the office stool It
perched beneath the stool. He put
the cat outside and shut the door.
The cat paved the door and uttered
vlteous cries. When anyone asked
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wave OF culinary terms. at jelled
beautifully" was placed in jaxtapo
sitton in the argument between the
women with 1T was exactly like
syrup. Judge"
Placidly. almost as II in q brown
study. Judge Levine listened Maybe
his mind went back to King Solomon
who had considerable repute in his
day for adjusting disputes between
women.
Finally. there came a rift in the
verbal storm and the Judge adroitly
slipped in couple of words.
Bring the Jelly to me-" a smile oil
anticipation was on his face, land II
1t measures up to the standards
established by my mother 1 will buy
it at Is cents glass"
This suited the plaintiff. although
1t was a reduction of s cents a glass
from her demand
But in her minds eye she saw Il
neat little sign:
Miss Pauline Pickrul. Jelly Maker
by Appointment to His Honor Judge
Levine" Sure the advertisement
would more than Offset the loss.
Mrs. Hayden considered the propo
sition for a few seconds, weakened
and finally agreed to pay the $3.50
demanded by her former hired girl.
"Ho hum" said the Judge, but not
SO very loud.