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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02
VETERINARIAN.

W. G. MoREHoUsE, D. v. M.-Coun-
ty veterinarian Marion county, exam
iner State Stallion Registration
Board, Prompt attention to calls
night or day. All lines of veterinary
work. Offices Jack Darr' Is feed shed,
544 Ferry street. Phones, office 2l99,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02
REAL ESTATE.

900 ACRES-125 acres under cultiva.
ton, 400 acres open pasture, good
bottom soil, balance in timber; s.
room house, large barn; rs acres in
bearing orchard, well watered by
springs, Az miles from railroad town
in Polk county. Price $50 per acre.
U. s. Bank building. Room 3O4.
Phone 470.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02
WATER COMPANY.
MATCHMAKER.
WOOD AND COAL.

SALEM FUEL YARDS-We are now
booking orders for summer delivery
slab wood, mill wood, oak, ash, first
and second growth fir. Prices rea.
sonable. Also dry wood of all kinds
cut to suit. Phompt deliveries. Phone
Main 500. 752 Trade street. Mark
Siddall proprietor.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02
ABSTRACTS.

UNION ABSTRACT co. =" Abstracts
that Protect" Our books posted up
TO date each morning. Call Main 1249
and a messenger will call for your
abstract. ]. G. Siegmund, president;
Max Gehlhar, secretary. 345 State
Strees.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02
SAND AND GRAVEL.
sTupRPAKER HARNESS.

WE NOW HAVE a full line Of new
studebaker harness, single, double
and heavy. Collars, sweat pads and
blankets. We can save you money.
Look our store over before buying.
Phone Main 3s5. Clearwater Bros,
554 Ferry street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02

E. L. STIFF-New and secondhand
furniture, hardware and general
supplies, Best cash prices paid for
secondhand goods. Just received a
large shipment of new linoIeums,
carpets and rugs. Corner Court and
Liberty streets. Phone GAL.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02
AUCTIoNEER.

AUCTIONEER-Sa S reliable sell
er Farm sales solicited. Terms l
per cent; satisfaction guaranteed or
no pay. Henry E Voorhies, Michi-
gan avenue, first street east of the
state fair graunds.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02

Man was fined $40 for letting his
reese annoy neighbor Doubtless they
hisSed the court vigorously when he
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02

FOR SALE-At Newport, Oregon, one
corner lot, 55156 feet, high and sight
ly, near Nyo creek. Price, $500, war
ranty deed. Inquire of owner, Chas.
H. Woods, Chemawa, Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02
EMPLOYMENT BUREAU.
ENGINEERING AND SURVEYING.

NATHAN C. HUBBs, c. E.-Engin.
eoring and surveying subdivide your
farm in samall tracts and be ready for
the opening of the Panama canal.
Phone Main 2466. Office 2O4 Salem
Bank & Trust building.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02

Occasionally one gets too much Of n
good thing in the way Of a better half
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02
UNDERTAKERS.

RIGDoN.RICHARDSoN co.. Funeral
directors and undertakes, 252 North
High Street. Office Phone Main 1888.
Rigdon residence Main Ill.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02

WANTED-Experienced girl for house.
work, References. Phone Main
1910.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02

WANTED-A long job on ranch, by
married man. House for family to
live in. Address X5X, Journal.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02
WANTED.

I
-WANTED-A long job on ranch, by
married man. House for family to
live in. Address X5X, Journal.
WANTED--Experienced girl for house.
work, References. Phone Main
1910.
WANTED-Position on farm by man
and wife. Best of references. Phone
30s.
WANTED-25 lbs. of Chit and miss I"
carpet rags. John Radmaker, Blind
School. Phone Main 81.
GIRL OR WOMAN WANTED at the
glove factory, 1455 Oak street. Only
those wishing steady work need ap.
ply.
Manifestations, excellent opening
with Oldest, strongest nursery west of
Rockies. Our terms are so per cent
more liberal than those Of any other
reliable nursery. Get the best cash
returns from your work by connecting
with us. Write today. The WOodburn
Nurseries Woodburn, Ore. 4-14.3m
WANTED.-Two nice families for
those splendidly furnished apart.
ments at the Lincoln, 633 Ferry
street. 5.6.tf
FOR RENT.
N-~---~-------~----~--
FOR RENT-Fine Groom modern cot.
tage. Inquire 43O North Summer
Phone 1884.
FOR RENT--Fnest Groom fiat in the
city, new and close in. 665 North
Liberty street. Phone 1851.
ROOMS FOR RENT-Three nice fur.
nished rooms, hot and cold water and
phone free; gas at cost, Call at 900
Center street. Phone 500.
HOUSE FOR RENT-A good six.rOom
house, just recently refinished, large
lot fruit and garden, good location.
Phone 96l, or call 1886 Center. M.
-. Cady.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02

WANTED-Position on farm by man
and wife. Best of references. Phone
3Os.
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LODGE DIRECTORY.

LODGE DlhGOTOhH,
WOoDMEN OF woRLD-Meet every
Friday night at 1880 O'Clock in
Masonic hall, Mccormack block. W.
G. Punk, c. G; L. H. Fletcher,
Clerk.
UNITED ARTIsANs-Capital Assem-
bly, No. S4, meets every Wednesday
at p. m, in Moose Hall. Glenn G.
Niles, M. A., s. R. Vale, Secretary,
1853 South Cottage st. Phone 1914,
LOYAL ORDER OF MoOsE-Cherry
City Lodge No. 49s, meets every
Tuesday evening at 1880 in Moose
Hall, corner Court and High streets.
D. R. Yantis, Dictator; H. II. Turner,
Secretary, 1875 South Commercial st.
SALEM HUMANE soCIETY-D. D.
Keeler, president; Mrs. Lou Tillson,
secretary. All cases of cruelty or
neglect of dumb animals should be
reported to the society for investi.
gation.
PACIFIC LODGE NO. so, A. F. 6 A.
NJ. Stated communications third Fri.
day in each month at 1880 p. M, in
the Masonic Temple. Edward Ros.
tein, w. NJ, Ernest H. Choate, sec.
retary.
A. o. U. W.-Protection Lodge No. 2.
Meets every Monday evening at 1880
in the Mccormack hall, corner Court
and Liberty streets, G. P. Litchfield,
NJ. W; s. A. MCFadden, recorders
A. L. Brown, F,
MULTNOMAH ROYAL ARCH CHAP.
TER, NO. l, R. A. M.-Regular meet.
ing second Friday in each month at
s p. M, in the Masonic Temple.
James Plant, Ex. High Priest; Lot
i. Pearce, secretary.
MODERN wooDMEN OF AMERICA,
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246. Meets
every Thursday evening at 8 clock
in Masonic hall, corner Court and
Liberty streets. Elevator service.
R. M. Morris, V. G; Ray A. Grant,
Clerk.
SALEM LODGE NO. 4, A. \. & A. NJ.
Stated communications first Friday
in each month at 1880 p. m, in the
Masonic Temple. Fred W. Cook, W..
NJ, 8. 2. Culver, secretary.
CENTRAL LODGE No. ls, X. Of p
Mccormack bldg, Tuesday evening Of
each week at 1880 p. M, Fred @,
Hale c. G., Jas. W. Cox, K. Of r..
and S.
CHADWICK CHAPTER NO 37., o. E..
$. Regular meeting every fist and
third Tuesday at 8 p. M, in the Ma.
sonic Temple. Mrs. Josephine vass,
W, N. Ida ~ Babcock, secretary.
r.. N. Of A.-"oregon Grape Camp"
NO. 1850, meets every Thursday ev.
ening in Mccormack building, Court
and Liberty streets. Elevator. su.
sic Paunenter, 7sl North Front st.,
oraelei Hazel Price, Imperial Furni.
ture Co., recorder.
Man was fined $40 for letting his
reese annoy a neighbor Doubtless they
hiSSed the court vigorously when he
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02

R. N. Of A.-''oregon Grape Camp"
NO. 1850, meets every Thursday ev-
ening in Mccormack building, Court
and Liberty streets. Eelevator su.
sic Pamenter, 7sl North Front st.,
oraclei Hazel Price, Imperial Furni.
ture Co., recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-06-02

FOR SALE-Modern five.room bunga.
low, with BATH cabinet kitchen, elec.
trio lights, thoroughly plumbed. One
block from carline, and three blocks
to school. Bargain for cash, if taken
at once. See Roy II. Mills, spaulding
Logging Co.'s office. Phone 1880.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13

mostly responsibull for this is the esteemed
bunch of ty-millyunaires, menny of
whom ought to be engaged in making little
rocks out of big ones, who, compose the New
York Cottun Exchange These expert Cot
tun deelers, nine-teenths of whom wouldn' Il
know cottun plant frum gerraneum,
systematically evvery seesun control the
prise of what the farmer sweats and swears
ovver through the entire yeer. Evvery yeer
they rake off in profits to themselves and
the mills in which they and there trends
have stock enuff cold hard cash to keep all
the little kids in the cottun raising states
in school the full nine munths Frum one
to three cents a pound on evvery crop of
ten to fifteen milyun bales the farmer gen.
nerusly donates to furnish five or six hun
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bic in farming was that the farmer failed
to get his share of the profits of his toll
This applies perticulerly to the one CRATE
crop of the South-Cotton. Cotton always
brings fansy prise the hole yeer round,
only during the seesun when the farmer
has it for SAIL As soon as it all passes out
of his hands the prise climbs up like cold
storage beer in Maine; when he begins to
dump his product on the market in the fall
it goes to the bottum with the same delite-
ful regularity and speed as cast irun nut
in bath-tub. The principle reesun for this
is that those who want the cottun, and
whose interest it is to buy the same, skeem
the hole yeer through, while the farmer is
bizzy making the crop, to kick the prise
gally-west about harvesting time. Those
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13

dred Pirates who would make Captain
Kidd look like a pker with towering cars,
evening suits, plub hats, dymund neck
lesses, trips to Urope and to Reno, Grand
Operer and Allymony. Still the farmer is
not happy.
Far be it frum us to insite class-prejju-
disc. We could not do SO emmy way, if we
would. If the farmer who has for a life
time submitted himself to be annuelly clor-
riformed while few folks with a college
educasion went through his pants leeving
him barely enuff loose change to paythe in
terest on the mortgage, is not preijudised
by this time we frankly acknowledge our in
ability to put him in that frame Of mine. Be
sides that it's the farmers falt There is
moor OF him than there is the uther feller;
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is bad policy In the first place it exposes
your lack OF breeding In the second. YOU
will probably be sorry
Don't waste time cultivating a crouch,
or an abnormal thirst Cultivate YOUR
brains-if there's anything at all to start
on. Ii there isn't, then only heaven or So
ciety can help you.
Don't tell one woman how much another
woman is in love with you. She will take
you for cad and an easy mark.
Don't play with dynamite and wonder
what on earth blew you up.
Don't depend too much on rouge to help
your complexion, Try box of soap.
Don't bear Ia mind constantly that YOU
are little better than any one else OF
course you are, but forget it,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13
Everybody Works
For The Farmer

we air freequintly told that this country
belongs to the Common Peepul and the
farmer is of that class, and the country be-
longs moor to him than to emmy boldly else,
only he has mt found it out yet When he
does he will begin to instruct his fat and
intellectual hired men at Washington what
they had bettur do if they want to keep
there jobs. He will have them issue a Rink
us Mandammns against the Cottun Ex-
change to show cawse why they should not
be loaded up on a leeky transport with a
hole in its bottum and filled with scrap irun
and conducted to the middle of the Atlantic,
and there left alone with nuthing to stop up
the hole exsept there reflecsions.
As soon as the farmer gets that idear
III his Mutt, and begins to express it. Con
gress will catch on and they'll find a way
to choke off the felers who have been get
ting his goat. There is no use blaming the
individuel members of the stock exchange.
They air doing nuthing moor than what
emmy of the rest of us would be doing If we
had the chance and our heds weer not filled
with scrambulled saw-dust insted of gray
mattur The feller who sees a good easy
way to make a living these times when the
prise Of aforsed becoming moor annoying
evvery day, would be considered moor or
less Of a fat-hed if he didn't grab sed
chanse
The reesun that we don bust up there
graft is becawse that sum Of us have a
sneeklng idear that sum day we can get i'll
on it ourselves and we don t want to spoil
good thing.
But the farmer can stop it, All he will
have to do is to begin expressing himself in
mild and gentle language to his Congress-
men, by telling him that il he don get biz
zy and mock the spots off the bunch that
uses the sweat of the aggriculturel brow for
speculaslon and fail to divide the divvi.
dends, that sed aggricuturel brows will be-
gin to devise ways and means of retiring
sed Congressman to private life in thor
ough and permmanint manner There is no
argumint that can be used with the aver
age Congressman that is half as effective as
to begin to show him that in the next prv-
merry there will be a general falling off of
his vote provided he can't change his views
on sertain subjects He will begin TO see
Vlrture III your argnmints rite away-that
Is II he IS fully conyinsed that yon air Civ
wing him the strait goods-about the votes
| meen-not necessarily the argumint. I
don't meen by that that all Congressman
Will surrender there furm convictions sim
ply to get votes-not at al--when nleon
to say IS that most of them ant got such
blamed furm CONVERSIONS.
Emmy how, its getting about time that
sumboddy put crimp in Cottun specula-
sion, espesally when it relates to the con
troll OF the cotton crop. CONGRESS- is the only
boldly that can effectively do that perticu-
Ter stunt. and If they air ernesty requested
to Go SO by enuff voters of the country who
would be bennefitted by sed Crimp, they
will do 1t. Congress is awfuly accommo-
dating, when approached with a club.
Try 1t. Yours trooly.
BILL VINES.
Washington, D. c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13

might have made more points by leading
differently. They won't thank you for it.
They probably saw their mistakes just as
quickly as you did.
Don't ask people to come and spend the
day with you just any time they feel like
it." They might do it.
Don't wear skirt just yard wide at
the hem, and then expect to step up into
surrey or car without showing Well,
don't expect it.
Don't throw newspapers on the floor
for your wives and daughters to pick up.
Corsets are very long these days.
Ii you have $500 automobile dom use
the horn. You won't need it. Your machine
will furnish 1t It's own noise without the least
assistance
Don't always say just fine" when
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13

last IN the morning when he can t find his
collar button
Don't have the shoulders Of vour coat
padded. The contrast is too painful when
you are in your shirt sleeves.
Don't talk great deal. 1t keeps the
other person from talking great deal, and
makes you unpopular
Don't be too good listener All your
friends will tell you their ailments and fam
lily histories.
Don't criticise what is beyond your own
limit You may be considered jealous.
Change your mind often. Don't let it It
petrify; leave that to donkeys
Don't be ill-mannered to any person. 1t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13
DON'TS FOR HOT WEATHER OR ANY OTHER WEATHER

N1ON'T ask people if it's hot enough
W for them; if you want to say some
es4Ek9 thing agreeable, ask them to have
cold drink with you.
Don't sit on the arm of your best girls
chair. It looks like cruelty to furniture,
and perhaps there are other chairs.
If you are under 80 don't wear beard
or mustache A beard on man these
days is as bad as hustle on a woman
When you are dummy in a bridge game
don't bring forth your fancy work and go
to sewing If you are compelled to be doing
something, fan the other players.
Don't know it all about everything. Let
the other party tell you something occa-
sionally, even if it's something you've been
knowing for 10 years
!, In bridge game don't explain to your
partner or your adversaries just how they
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13
STUR EDDITUR: Congress is sol
lisitusly conserned about the Farm
er. The Tillur of the Soil; the man
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L nv
- lisitusly conserned about the Farm
Szzzzy er The Tillnr of the Soil the man
who produses the weelth of the Nasion, in
order that his representatives, at the Capitol
may sit in the grand stand with bored ex-
preston and a two-for-a- -quartur Havvan-
ner, and Skirt, and watch Waltur John
son shoot the pill ovver while the opposing
batsmen make fases at the Umpire. Con
gress lolling under electric fans, and rap
ping there systems round cooling brands
of fire -watur, and throwing IL inch thick
beef stakes into there fat and pompous an
natomy, and complaining of ovver wurk
and the heet. While Congress is thus wor-
rying and getting menny rinkles about the
affairs of the Farmer and what must be
dun in Legislative way to promote the
interests of that arm of our Industrial ex-
istense- sending him seeds under Govern
ment franks; passing laws exempting him
frum prossecusion under the Sherman
Anty-Trust law; introdusing Joint ressolu-
sions exempting him frum taxasion on his
Pearls and Dymunds; making it missile
meener to put watur in the gassoleen that
he uses in his Oughtomobile; Appropriate
ing steen millyun dollars for a postoffise
bilding at his county sect, SO that when he
Gums to town to sell his cotton, or his buttur
and eggs, or sit for a week on the petty jury,
he can feest his eyes on the butiful arki-
lecture and in his simplissity and patryot-
ism declaim upon what magnificent thing
is Libberty and Republican form of gov
ernment.
There is not the sitest doubt in my mind
but what Congress is in earnest in its eff
forts to BENNETT the Farmer That boldly
has cum to retaliation of the fact that
tile Farmer furnishes the mee1 ticket for
this CRATE country, and they must look to
him for the present and future supplies.
Congress- therefore, is sinseer in trying to
make farming both proffitabull and attrac-
tive, and to that end they air libberal in
aiding the efforts of the Agricultural De-
partmint, in diffussing useful infermasion
to the man who worryies the Landscape,
meets and annoys the festive boll-weevil,
and the Tobacco wurm on the firing line;
frets and fumes ovver the colicky bull
yeerling so that he may grow up and bring
him 3 cents pound on the l1oof, and sell
for 40 cents a pound to the predatory rich
by the Packing trust, while his hide goes
into shoes for the Pure in Hart at six bones
the pair. This quiet and unobtrusive pa
tryot out on the rurel route who during
the heeted turn Yields twenty-pound
cradde in the feeld of Crane followed by
his suns and a nigger or two tying the Crane
into lupdles, swearing in a low well regu-
lated metherdist tone Of voise at the saw
rals, shedding enuff honest perspirasion
TO flote the nasiona debt and the Pacific
fleet combined; who can be depended upon
in good yeers and lean yeers to rally round
The flag and vote the strait ticket rite under
the koostuI does moi need ''Class Leggis-
'son" I" ''alf as badly as he needs leggisla-
sion with sum class.
We have maid sum observasions before
conserving the fact that the one CRATE trub-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13
By KARL KAFFER

asked how you are. The expression has
more than served its time, and never de-
served idiomatic distinction to start with
Don't swing your arms when you walk.
1t IS the hallmark of the plebeian.
Don't judge woman friend by the
clothes she wears. There may be more-or
less under the surface than you ever
dreamed Of
Don't judge man friend by the soft
drinks he calls for at the drug store. You
don't know what he takes when he's some
where else.
Don't drink six dopes day and then
wonder why you are so thin and nervous.
Don't judge any friend by what he says
or looks, or does, or thinks. or apparently
is. Wait until you see him before break
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13

Don't swing your arms when you walk
1t IS the hallmark Of the plebeian
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13

Don't drink six dopes day and then
wonder why you are so thin and nervous.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-13

last IN the morning when he can't find his
collar button
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Washington, d. c.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-12-26
Antelope Valley

Parvin Holland, at Perry, Okla
homa, taking treatment for a can
Ger, writes that he is getting along
very we'll and will be home in
three or four weeks. He has
been under the doctors care about
three weeks.
Miss Minnie Miller, of the An
telope vicinity made three year
proof on her homestead and left
last Friday for her home IN North
Judson, Indiana,
Walter Hoover gave dance to
his friends last week. All pres
ent enjoyed a good time eating
cake furnished by the ladies and
danced until ready to return
home.
We have had all the rain and
moisture we need at present,
We would like to see a round
up of coyotes in this neighbour
hood.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-12-26

Miss Craze Etzola who is at.
tending the Normal, at Emporia,
is home for the holidays.
Miss Ruth Falls, who is teach
ing school at Meade is here to
spend the holidays with her broth.
err, N. L. Falls and family.
Miss Emma Evans, who is
attending the Agricultural school
at Manhattan is home to spend
her vacation,
Miss Jessie Jordan, who is at.
tending the State Normal, at EN-
poria is home to spend the holt
day vacation.
Misses Ruby Hitch and Irene
Allen, o; Guymon, were the guests
of Miss Mabel Evans, Sun
day.
4, j. johnson left last Friday
to spend the holinays with rela.
tives at MarSsville, Lsnsas.
Miss Mary Beecher, the music
teacher of the schools, here, left
Friday for her home at Ameri-
Gus to spend her vacation.
Mrs. K. N, Martin and little
daughter, left the latter part of
last week for st John and Wichita
to visit fniends and relatives.
Mrs. }. b. Gribble leaves Sun
day for Arkansas City to visit
Mr.. Gribble's mother at that
place.
Mr.. Bixler returned the latter
part of last week from Kansas
City where he went with a load of
cattle.
A. G. Skates went to Dodge
City, Tuesday to lspend the holt
days with relatives and friends.
j. G. irwin .and wife are there
from Americas to spend Christ
mas with their daughter, Mrs. X.
Romer.
Miss May Hadden, of San An
tonic, Texas came Wednesday to
visit Miss Freda Harris during
the holidays.
N. H. Piper is sick with ty-
phoid fever at the home of Robt.
Hall. A nurse came from Hut
Crimson to care for him,
Miss Bernice Dahmer went to
her home near Meade, Wednesday
to-spend Christmas. ~