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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-20
SEEKS DIVORCE;
CAN'T STAND CATARRH
Wife Says 1t L. Either Separate OF
Die Of Disgust.

Wife says 1t IL Either Separate Oh
Die Of DfsE1st.
Lincoln. Nebr., Sept 19.-Henry o.
Rasmussen, II is reported, is to be sued
for divorce because his wife can NOT
longer endure a catarrhal afhiction of
which Rasmussen IL said to have been q
victim for the last two years.
Mrs. Rasmussen states that no woman
with any shadow Of sef-respect could
consent to be in constant association even
with a man she loved who was amic-
ed In the manner she states. She says
she regrets the publicity attached to q
suit for divorce. but that 1t il either that
or simply lie down and die OF disgust"
Plain language Is the only thing to use
In trying to deal with such an afriction
a. catarrh. The facts are plain There
In q man. an able-bodied, robust, vigor-
Gus business man, blessed with Q pay.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-20
Ha-a-W-kk!
oatarrh Victims Fearfully Nau'
seating to Those Who Are
Near Them.
The Positive Cure Of CstaArA Il ths
Gauss TreatDent--A Free Trial,
to Prove Ii, IL Sent to All
who Write for Il.

There 10 nothing 20 nauseating IS to
have to sit next to . gagging catarrh
victim or to talk to one Of them and
have whiffs Of bad catarrh breath con-
stantly blown into your face. No man
or woman suffering with catarrh can
avoid these things, because It 10 q part
Of the catarrh itself. though the victim
may not realize or know that his vers
presence carries with II q certain gar
bage atmosphere. You can't smell your
own breath. and you can seldom smell
your own smell.
The constant splitting and hacking. and
nose-terking 10 enough to make even the
members of ones own family breathe a
Sigh Of relief when the hawker closes
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-20

Better spend 4 few days destroying the
catarrh germ right from the start than
waiting and putting of until you feel
droppings In your throat and your nose
plugged UP.
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It and avoid for you years Of future
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It costs you nothing. Address coupon
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shall, Mich.
"Ir HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE
OVER"
We can point to hundreds Of cases Of
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through Is and 20 years Of misery. 1t all
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or so, clutched by catarrh. II you only
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would blot out all the misery.
It Is not too late. Cut out the coupon
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take courage Do it willingly and with
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HOW TO JUDGE MANS HONESTY.
The Man who Lets Yo. s'see fer
Yourself" IL Usually Honest.
Men. as rule. are first discovered by
their enemies. Their antagonists turn on
the searchlight. and the proof Of merit
sleam. There 81 are always men Who AIM Inn
to tear down every good thing. and there
have been men who set about to ridicule
the Gaus: Catarrh Treatment. and fs::
on the CLEAN and dissected 1t. They ex-
pected to find mere dross and found goid.
So Gauss has heen discovered by his
But, regardless of all this. II q man
will Show the goodS'' he has, willingly
and openly. and let his patients prove
value Of what he oilers them instead oil
expecting them to take his word for IT.
there must be something Of value in his
"goods," and 1t must show his intentions
to be honest
Every catarrh victim should make q
test Of the great Gauss Catarrh Treat
menH It 10 free. All you have to do n
to syend . minute or two QUITTING out
the coupon below, filing in with your
name and address, and send II on to
G. E. Gauss. 4547 Main Street, Marshall,
Mich. You will get back q package Of
the Gauss Catarrh Treatment in plain
wrapper and under seal. with fun infor-
nation and instructions. It costs you
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expect too much Of the rea1msnt You
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Cut cut and NAH the eoupsa to-day.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-20

What I have done for thousands oil
others I will do fo- you. offer you my
treatment that will cure catarrh. free Of
charge.
I can DO no more-ths matter Hes en-.
tirely with your own good Judgment,
Simply I'll out the coupon in the lowei
right hand corner, mail It to-day and you
edy free. That's all there u to Il; In q
weeks time you vii! be on the road to
recovery.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-20


II you have nerves, or you believe 9TH
er people have any. you will Just stop
and look at yourself As you are, and
before other people move away from
you when they see you coming you
ought to run away from them. Go some
where, anywhere, just to be alone. and
take this page with you. cut out the
coupon at the bottom. and send II now.
before you Dull your nose again to C
f. Gauss. 45E Main Street, Marshall.
Mich.
Send for Free Trial Treatment.
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earth. Gauss sends you this treatment
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and II costs you nothing, absolutely moth
ing Gauss Treatment will save you
a world Of misery and humiliation. and
make you, instead of an outcast, a well
come soul in the bosom Of your own
family. and among your friends and ac-
Quaintances.
Because you have not gagged at the
table yourself before this, don't imagine
i will not happen at some time or 9TH
er as long as you have catarrh. Catarrh
brings all this just as sure az night fol-
lows day. 1t is only a question OF time.
Send the coupon.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-20

When I wrote to you for your sample
I was 90 deaf IN either ear that I had
to press Q watch hard against them to
your course Of treatment my hearing
came back, and oan now hear the same
watch tick fifteen feet away. Leon r
Atirin. Box "a. retosieey, Mich.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-20
CUPID RETURNS.

Mother-''How does II happen, Helen,
that you have started going with Henry
Hawk again? don't see how you can
hear to have him around"
Helen-"Oh, you couldn't tell he ever
had catarrh now. He's been takiug
9auss' Treatment for over two weeks"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-20
catarrh at Meals
The Catarrh Victim, Especially ct
the Table, an Object Of
Disgust.


Good Appetite and Catafrh Rarely
Travel Together.
The limit Is the catarrh gagger at
the table. tho man or woman with the
appetite-losing hawk and a hank, utter
ly unmindful Of the nausea he causes to
other people who are trying not to no.
tice or hear him.
DO you wonder that other people de-
spise this creature? While others have
toyously assembled around the board
with delicious, mountaineering appe-
title, here comes the hawker with nose
perking grimaces. a 1erk-gurgle in his
throat. and a balled up handkerchief IN
his hand. Horrors. forget II. Go away
and cure that catarrh before appearing
=. q public table and mingling your bad
breath with the scent of steaming ten
derloin steak.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-04-20
tim and source of Disgust
to Others.

the door behind him. Love itself wavers
and disgust forbids the kiss. And out of
regard for the afflicted one, little men
.tion Of HIS pollution 10 ever made to his
face and he must rely on his own misery
and such plain talk as is contained in
this page to reach him and to cure him.
There lie a cure for this pestilence within
the reach OF every one. II was not al
ways so. Catarrh has ragged nercely
through the years like a drebrand, and
in the eagerness to Quench 1t many USE
less things were given out as cures. but
It remains now after the slow process Of
experimentation and discovery to offer
the positive. real cure, which has been
born OF ceaseless searching and common
sense.
Thousands Praise Gauss.
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right Of health restored, OF the happi-
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the danger 1t brings the deaths 1t causes,
and then again there are other pictures
painted IN these letters OF happiness and
health redeemed, lost energy restored
and ambition reclaimed.
Send the Coupon.
II you are a catarrh victim, don't al.
low yourself any longer to be avoided
Nv your friends because Of your catarrh
atmosphere, to be an object Of nauseous
disgust among strangers, to have people
you know turn their faces away from
you and stick UP their noses as you sit
next to them, to have your own family
hate TO have you come around-all be-
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where and always makes you an outcast.
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tarrh stops bad catarrh breath right OF
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little coupon at the corner. of this page
will be cut out and sent flying toward
Marshall. Mich, with the patients name
and address on II. BY return mail VIII
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A Glimpse Of the Death Roll.
Catorrh In Many Gases L. the RED
Death Dealer.

catsrrh In Many Gases L. the Red
Death Dealer.
Died Of consumption. aged thirty-twA
Died Of acute bronchitis. aged sixty.
Died Of pneumonia. aSed twenty-sfx
Died Of cancer. aged nfty-sns.
And - on down the fist Do you nuA q
mention Of oatarrh? Ne. because cata,rA
~ rule. does not directly cause many
deaths But eatarrh n indirectly ths
cause Of many deaths. Died Of pasv-
monia" should better b died Of pnsu-
monia, caused By eatarrh." The ~uau,eA
by catarrh' q left on-what's the No.,
He's dead anyway. And % catarrh Il
looked upon ~ . disease Of Daight cons>-
quence by those who don't know. Over
every catarrh sufferer, no matter whet-
or no fas been suffering . month o. I'VE
years. there hangs dark shadow which
10 pointing with its dark. bony angu1 -
the silent way. Will yoa fsljsw h, q
fight Il?
Gauss Combined Catazrh Trsatm~uH
viii save you. and avoid for yeu ysary Of
future misery. Gauss TrUasmsut per-
manentiy cures catarrh In the common
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treatment he sends to you By rstuy.
mail as soon ~ he receives the coupon
at the bottom Of this page. Cut sut the
coupon. NIL II IN with your name and id.
dress, and send to-day to c. z. Causi
l647 Main Street. Marshall Mich.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
PUT END TO SLEEP WALKING
Sure Cure Offered Without Fee
Just Sprinkle Few Tacks on the
Floor Before Retiring.

Somehow the conversation drifted
round to the subject of dreams, from
dreams to nightmares, from night
mares to somnambulism.
"A rotten habit, walking in ones
sleep!" remarked Mr.. Brown, the vii
lage humorist. do any of you fellows
suffer from it?"
Young Smithson, who had always
had a horrid but unfounded fear that
he was delicate. rose to the occasion
Immediately.
Eyes, do" he remarked, "and have
done SO for years. D'you know any
remedy?"
"Do / know any remedy? I should
jolly well think / dol" replied the hui
morist. why, I'll give you the pre-
scription now, and you can take 1t
round to an ironmonger."
IAN ironmonger?"
Young Smithson thought that his
ears must be playing tricks with him.
Eyes, an ironmonger," said Brown.
Then he wrote out the following
prescription: zone box Of tintacks.
Dose: Two tablespoonful to be scat
tered about the room at bedtime"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
MISTAKES MADE BY AUTHORS
Some of the Amusing and Astonishing
Stupidities of Well Known
Writers.

Not all the literary stupidities are
in Flaubert's portfolio of human stu
pidity, as described and sampled by
Guy de Maupassant. One French
writer used the startling phrase, "He
was seventy years old, and looked
twice his age;" another, "The two adj
versaries were placed at equal distance
from each other This sounds like
passage from an American best sell
er, but who was it that said: with
one hand he fondled her hair, and
with the other he said to her p"
It was Corneille the greater who
wrote: s'This shall cost Pompey his
life and his head" The dramatist
Scribe, in his inaugural speech before
the French academy, reproached
Moliere with having failed to mention
in any of his works the Revocation of
the Edict of Nantes. (This occurred
in 16S5-when Mcliere had been dead
10 years. Hugo, apostle of antithesis
and local color, makes Charlemagne
say in the "Legende des Siecles:"
"You dream, like clerk in the Sor-
bonnie" an institution founded in
1853 OF the critic Janin it has been
written: HE had horror of inex-
actitude" All the same Janin makes
Smyrna out to be an island; Cannes
on the Mediterranean to be the CEN
trail italian Cannae; the River Rhone
to pass through arseilles-50 miles
away.-Paris Revue.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
THE RIGHT SOAP FOR BABY'S
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In the care Of baby's skin and hair,
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its gentle emollient properties are
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tations, remove redness, roughness
and chafing, soothe sensitive condi-
lions, and promote skin and hair
health generally. Assisted by Cuu-
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the treatment OF eczemas, rashes and
other itching, burning infantile erup-
tons. Cuticura Soap wears to wafer.
often outlasting several cakes Of ordi-
nary soap and making its use most
economical.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with S2-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept L. Boston"
Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16

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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
He May Be Great Doctor some pay.

He May Be a Great Doctor Some Day
William, aged five, had watched
with much curiosity the family physi-
clan each day count his grandmother'a
pulse. When the Doctors visits ceas.
ed, William felt the responsibility OF
counting his grandmother's pulse
daily. One morning Williams father
came into the room and found his
young son looking thoughtfully at his
tiny watch. his fingers on grandmoth-
er's wrist
well, son, what is it today?" In
CURED the father. William looked
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"Ten dollars, SIR"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
Cook With Oil
Means Convenience, Economy, Ease

Cook on the New Perfection
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All the discomforts of the
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16

Perhaps it will surprise you,
but it is fact that Oil as a fuel
in the cook-stove is not only
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any other fuel-it is far cheaper,
as well.
Over a half million New Per-
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every one is giving satisfaction.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
Time and Trouble Saved.

Mr.. Subbubs-My dear, have you
any idea what became of those choice
seeds brought home the other eve
ing?
Mrs. Subbubs- Why, yes. fed them
to Jones chickens.
Mr.. Subbubs-What on earth did
you do that for?
Mrs. sSubbubs-To save the poor
things the trouble of scratching them
out of our garden.-Successful Farm
ing.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
Definition.
humorist's

Paw inquired the humorist's
small son, looking up from his pic
ture book, ''what is a toreador?'
The humorist rubbed his momus-
sary gland for minute
well, my son." he replied, with de-
liberation, "a toreador is bully boy
of Spain. Judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
Real Differences.

Il begin to perceive" said the tired
business man, as the comedian exc
cuted a funny fall, "the difference be-
tween the classic drama and musical
comedy"
There are many differences"
Yes. But the chief one Is that
while the classic drama uses cymbals,
musical comedy uses the bass drum. I"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
May 10, 1863.

The expeditionary force under Col
onel Davis, which had left Sevieck' S
Ferry, La, the day before, in
an expedition along the Jackson rail
road, encountered force of Confed-
crates and Choctaw Indians at Pont-
chatoula, La, which he dispersed, af-
ter sharp skirmish, in which seven
Indians were taken prisoners. Col
onel Davis destroyed the Confederate
camp at that place.
The English schooner Sea Bird was
captured by the gunboat De Soto.
A party of Confederate partisans at
tackled a Union train at South Union,
KY, and did considerable mischief
before they were driven off.
The schooners A. T. Hoge and Won
der were captured by the gunboat De
Soto, the former at Mobile bay and
the, latter at Port Royal, S. G.
Yazoo City, Ark, was captured by
the fleet Of Union gunboats under
Admiral Walker. The Confederate
troops evacuated the place, first de-
stroying three rams that were being
constructed there. Everything OF
value in the navy yard, and saw mill.
were destroyed by Lieutenant Walker,
property to the extent of $2,OO0,O0O
being demolished.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16

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hams V 9 ge table
C,onnolInd and now
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16

A friend you have to buy won't be
worth what you pay for him.-G. D.
Prentiss.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
&c
CIVIL WAR
FIFTY YEARS AGO
THIS WEEK
May II, 1868.

way ~, 1868.
zen. John H. Morgan, with his force
OF confederate cavalry, DEBATED a bodv
VI National troops under Col. r. r.
JACOB in stubborn fight Of seven
hours IN the vicinity of Greasy Creek
ny Inc loss as reported in the north
was: Confederates 100 killed and
wounded; Federals, Is killed and
wounded.
crystal Springs, Miss, on the New
orleans and Jackson railroad, was en-
tered and burned by a party Of Ma
tional cavalry.
Y. L. Vallandigham's application for
a writ of habeas corpus was brought
before United States circuit court
at Cincinnati, and was denied.
May IL, 1863.
Confederate forces under General
Gregg, were attacked by the Union
army under General Mcpherson at
McRaymond, Miss, and driven from
their position in stubborn engage
ment which achieved the Importance
OF battle. The Confederates fell
slowly, leaving the Nationals in pos
session of the field, but too shaken to
follow their advantage, SO
A force of National troops under
Colonel Davis, First Texas cavalry,
left Sevieck's Ferry, on the Amite
river, Louisiana, on an expedition
along the Jackson railroad. They
struck the railroad at Hammond sta
ton, where they cut the telegraph
and burned the bridge.
A party of sixty Confederate cavalry
was encountered by heavy force of
Nationals between WOODBURY. and
Franklin, KY, and put to fight.
S. L. Phelps, commanding the Ten
nessee division of the National fleet,
Mississippi squadron, took on board
his gunboats fifty-five men and horses
of the First Western Tennessee caval-
ry, under the command of Colonel
Breckenridge, and landed them on the
east side of the Tennessee river, send
ing the gunboats to cover all the land
ings above and below. Colonel Brock
inridge dashed across the country to
Linden, surprised a Confederate force,
captured several officers and thirty
men, horses, army wagons, arms, ETC.,
burned the courthouse, containing a
quantity Of Confederate supplies, and
returned to the boats without cas-
ualty.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16
May II. 1868.

The COnfederates under Pemberton
were defeated again at the Big Black
river by General Grant, who drove
them definitely into their defenses Of
Vicksburg, with great loss. BY this
action Grant had won the seventh
engagement in as many days and ac-
complished his purpose of coping the
enemy up in the town that he had
been operating against since the pre-
vious year.
Jackson, Miss, was evacuated by
the National forces under General
Grant, left there to watch the move
ments of General johnson and prevent
his coming up with help for Pember-
ton.
The First New York cavalry, that
had suffered severely at the hands of
Confederates under Mosby the previ-
Gus day, went out in force to punish
him. Coming up with the enemy at
Berry's Ford, on the Rappahannock,
the Nationals administered a sharp
beating to them, and recaptured the
prisoners taken the day before
AO OOAAO0OA oCO GOtO AAAO4I OCOoAA-
er Cuba was destroyed by the Nation
al gunboat De Soto in the Gulf Of
Mexico, off Mobile bay.
The schooner Isabel, attempting to
run the blockade at Mobile, was run
close ashore under the walls of Fort
Morgan, and Masters Mate Dyer was
sent with boats to bring her off or
burn her. They were just in time to
capture sixteen passengers and crew
Finding it impossible to bring the
schooner off, he set fire to her and
pulled for his ship. Finding that the
schooner was not burning properly,
Dyer put back, although the forts
were alarmed and alert, and did his
work more effectively.
The Confederate schooner Ripple
was captured by the Federal gunboat
Kanawha, blockading at Pensacola,
Fla.
Confederate partisans visited Burn
ing Springs, Va, and destroyed the
oilworks there.
Copyright, 1913 by w. G.. Chapman.)
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-05-16

After a woman makes up her mind
she does something else.