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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
HAVE PULMOTER
Devils lake Physdcians Have IAtes,
1fe-savinI Device.

O0v1IB Lake Physicians Have latest
Hfe-saving Device.
Devils Lake. N. D.. Sept. 2.-Devils
Lake has a pulmoter. The latest per-
lection of the medical scientists, which
has startled the world in it's fight
against death by drowning. asphyxia-
ton and other causes where artificial
respiration Is of assistance. is now
available.
The machine. which is manufactured
in Germany. was received yesterday
by Drs. Sihler and Mcintosh and is be-
lieved to be the third in the state Of
North Dakota. 1t has attracted great
interest among those who have read
Of the wonderful work that has been
done. especially on the beaches Of the
country. :
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
Charles Frederick Marvin, Chse1 Of
the Weather Bureau, WIN TEL -You
lfhe Weight Of Quart q. snn.hine,;
If You Wish to Know. as 90
(By 5 corey.l.

Washington. Sept. 2.-What does q
quart Of sunshine weigh?
l. The obvious aAEwer ID that nobody
knows; That ansHAI would be wrong.
Charles Frederick Marvin knows. He
is the man who run a tape measure
over the wind and puts imnalpable
vapors in the scales and holds his
thumb on the palpitatins pulse Of the
earth. Between times he performs
miracles. Always he is a quiet. kind
". Infinitely. patieN man. Even the
folfies of Dame. Natafe DO not make
the chief of th6E weather ;bdreau
frown. s.sw.G-T
Marvin wasn't svein a name to our
ninety. millions Until lately. Eight
years ago German scientists recog-
nized him as the greatest meteorolo-
the greatest seismologist. and earth
quakes began calling him up to tell
their symptoms. But he kept in his
back ofice and off the first page until
Secretary Of Agriculture Houston ac-
celerated the resignation Of Chief
Willis Moore.
Now" said Mr.. Houston, 81 must
nave q scientist. doesn't any one
know . nice scientist?" : -,
So Houston wrots-t to members Of
he- National Academy Of ,Seience-ask.
ing them to-. suggest 4 man Tor the
place. He naturally expected. them to
nominate a member. Government en-
ployes are. barred from membership
in the academy. but the academicians
replied:
Marvin is the man."
And when Mr.. Houston asked who
is Marvin?" they replied vaguely to
the effect that:
Why. Marvin why - Marvin!
That's ALL" 49,.
Marvin entered by the civil service
grade man t take q G. 8. exanaina-
ton. Two, years. latsr. he war chief Of
atshoroush training in mechakIcai
science at Ohio state university. In
cidentally he was a genius. All the
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
SCHOOL OPENED
st. Joseph's Catholic Palochial School
at Mandan is Dedicated.

Mandan. N. D.. Sept. 2.-The dedi-
cation of the st. Joseph's Catholic
parochial school took place in this
city Sunday with a very large at
tendance, numerous Catholic priests
from other cities participating in the
festivities. Bishop Wehrle was in
charge Of the program, while Father
Clemens Of this city. Father Felix Of
R~ichardton, and Father Martin OF
Bismarck also participated in the
program, Father Martin giving the
.deiicatory address.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
UPSETS BUGGY

Frightened Horse Tips Occupants on
the Road and Damages Rig.
Churchs Ferry, N. D.. Sept. Am
he was returning home from the
Young Peoples society meeting.
Something frightened the horse and
1t became unruly, and upset the bug
gy, throwing the occupants to the
ground. ii
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ROBBED STORE

Young Boys Sentenced to Taintns
School for Breaking into Store.
Bowman. N. D.. Sept. 2.-The Crit
fin mercantile store was entered and
robbed Of a large quantity Of goods
by two boys giving their names az
Leslie schiehe Of Lewistown. Idaho.
and Thos Mitchell Of st. Louis. Mo,
aged 16 and II. On account Of their
age they were tried in the juvenile
court at Dickinson, and as there were
no responsible parties to look after
them, were sentenced to an indefinite
ieepteneesing the state training school,,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
!: RoNrE1 fARAGRApass

POINTED FARAGRApas. :
Too much charity is nearsighted.
A narrow gauge man never gets
very far on a broad gauge track.
Song Of the Husbands club: what
Are the Wild Wives saying?"
Getting a husband is an art; keep
ing him is a domestic problem.
Anman may be a heavyweight
fighter andsh.lightweight husband.
Some girls fall in love. and some
others are pushed in by anxious moth
iers.
Even fortune to him who
waits-if he doesn't starve to death
in the mea time.
After a timid. oma faces the par
son with a man, her fear Of mice and
burglars Is transferred to dashing
widows and festive chorus girls.
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FRIGHTENED BY UMBREILA.

Bowman. N. D., Sept. Miss Clara
Griebel, was thrown out OF the buggy
by q frightened horse and was badly
bruised. She was putting up an UNI
the horse became frighten.
ed and ran away. -
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SEARCH FOR MAN
Friends OF Isaac Bohle. Who Left
Home in June Are Looking
for Him.

Flaxton. n. D.. Sept. Isaac
OF June 25 for a visit in the twin
cities and his former home near. RAJ
cine. Wis, has not been heard from
since. and search instituted by friends
has failed to reveal any trace Of him.
Bohle left Mtnot the day folloMing
his departure from the.city, and It IL
supposed that he went direct to Min
neapolis from there. 50
Bohle made his home here several
years and has considerable property
interests here.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02
DIVIDE
WITH THE SAINTS
Break Even on Labor Day
Program Milwaukee
Gets Two Games:

ma Md,aPSsis s psssat s. ssp : M 2jiM15os g.. f fssf
getting ~ hits. ana winning 6 to I.
st. Paul made four runs n the third
by punching hits.
st. Paul, pounding two pitchers
from the mound and finding the third
with the same degree OF Consistency.
Minneapolis had little difficulty in
winning the morning game from st.
Paul II to /.
First Game r. H. e.
ri tael and i Rondeaa. ovsni::aRsis.r.
Gardner. Kramer and Miiler.... 800
Second Came r. III. 81.
st. Paul 6 ~ I
Minneapolis 8 1
Brandt, Walker and James: Lake
and Owens.
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Additional Sports.
great slugging match with Cross try
Ing o a knock out. Barrieau wa
too quick and found the New York
er's Jaw often enough to hold OF the
e%aSterner.. -
MINNESOTA FAIR
c r GOOD
~ FArre!!!n!:

Hamlin. MIMI. Sept. 2.-Racing in
the Great Western circuit at the MIN
nesota state fair was opened here
Yesterday afternoon. In spite Of the
intense heat an immense crowd
paced the grand stand. The best
time OF the day was made in the
2:06 pace. when King Daphne made
.x:04 Ia. winning the, ace after hav-
Ing finished in sixth place in the first
9:26 Trot, $1,000 Purse
s s:$;'; S., , e ,S ;$:; ;ii i:,.: ] ] !
Time 2:1e Ia, 2:1s IL. 2:1s ga.
2:00 Pace, Purse $4,000.
King Daphne (Pall) ...6 1
Our Colonel (Jones) 80. s 2 9
Dr.. B.. P. (Dompier) 49,. 2 3 {
Time 2:o6 Ia. 2:04 1-2. 2:os,
2:06 Ia.
2:1a Trot, Purse $1,000.
Margaret Preston iRea) 49,. : :. Z
Time 2:os Ia. '2:os sd, 2:lo ia.
2:2O Pace, Purse $1,000.
Empire Direct (Dean) 80. I / 1
from the cup boiling out first.
Edna Patch lKiley) ....... 1.
Sham Boy (Sherman) ..... . 8 4
Time 2:l0, 2:10. '2:11 Ia.
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CHoKED TO DEATH

IAttle Boy Swallows Bean and it
Lodges I'm Bronchial Tube.
Bowman, N. D., Sept. As a re-
suit OF having swallowed a large bean,
which lodged in his bronchial tube,
shutting off the action Of the lungs,
Kenneth. the 2 year old son Of Mr..
and Mrs. Glen Howe, died in the ONCE
Of Dr.. A. A. Whittemore in Bowman.
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Toledo Loses Two.

Toledo Loses Two.
better aeaa% baii than sspae George oiwc N the %oan1
ing game and Columbus took a close
contest from. Toledo 8 to 2.
Columbus won this afternoon 10 to
3, piling, up its big lead in the first
two innings. The locals scored seven
runs in the opening inning.
First Game -. tR. H.. e,
coIeao :
seolss and Dsvotss ss COOKE. atnd 4
Smith. =.
Second Game. r. II. =.
Columbus .................10 IL I
Bonn. Krum, league and Devoght,
Young; Ferry and Smith.
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Leaders Win Two.

Leaders Win Two.
won both games 1fsSr Kansas zmM,lc city Ss
taking the afternoon contest s to q.
The leaders punched four Of the six
hits in the sixth inning. when they
scored all their runs Daniels did not
allow a hit until the sixth, when Ran.
dali opened, with a single.
First Game 'R.,H e.
Kansas City ......... Z. 1
Rhodes ana o'connor; Hoviik and
Marsall.
Second Game r. H. E.
KANSAS City ............. 2 10 l
milwaukee 6 !
Daniels. Allison and Moore: Young
and Hughes.
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Tail Enders Get Double Header.
took both games from Louisville Win.
ming each 3 to 2. The locals won, the
first game in the ninth, when Gran,
dali singled, Niles doubled. Metz got
an ,infield hit and Galloway batting
for Kelleher, singled, sending two
runs across the plate. ~
First Game R,..H. e.
Indianapolis ............. 3 s 2
Toney and severeid;, Burke ana Ca
sey.. -
Second Game R. H. e.
Louisville 0
Indianapolis ............ 8 8 2
Northrop, WOODBURY. and. Clemens;
schardt and Livingstone,
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. Getting a husband is an art; keep
ing. him is a domestic problem.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02

Song Of the Husbands club: what
Are the Wild Wives saying?"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02

A narrow gauge man never &c
very far on a broad gauge track.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-02

Ahman may be a heavyweight
fighter ands6 Lightweight husband.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-31
TEAM OF HOREs MOVES
FAMOUS FLOATING ISLAND

From the Providence Journal
One of the Celebrated freaks Of na-
ture in Rhode Island is the floating
island in Scott's Pond. near Lonsdale.
Many persons have come far to see
ii. reams of paper have been filed
with theories Of its formation, and no
Rhode Island society with Rhode
Island first for its motto refrains from
visiting the historic pond and, II posi-
BILE. taking an imagined voyage on the
island. II is true that hundreds Of Wis
itors have wondered IL the mass OF
carthage moved, but they are the dull
sort Of men and women who would not
believe that a houseboat could travel.
As a matter Of fact, the floating island
does float. as a little news item in q re-
cent issue demonstrates. The Lonsdale
company was obliged to have 1t navi-
gated away from its mill course the day
before. When the item was casually
regarded II seemed to say that the Gu
riosity had been ''removed'-ominous
word. Too otter remove means elimi-
nate. The Lonsdale company simply
moved II, using horses. oxen, and chains
to haul ii to another position. The float
ing island, therefore, still exists-a for
tunste circumstance.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-31
A Gubernatorial Possibility.

The seriousness with which Mr.
Roosevelt's candidacy is regarded has
been increased by a current belief,
which may or may not have founda-
ton, that Mr.. Roosevelt is to be a
candidate for Governor of New York.
There is no doubt that many of Mr..
Roosevelt's friends in Washington de-
sire him to seek the Governorship.
They argue that in the present dis
turbed state of the Democracy in New
York. a Democratic successor to Mr..
Sulzer is almost impossible Mr.. Roose-
welt ascended to the Vice Presidency
from the Governors chair, and if he
should again be elected, it would prac-
tically assure his nomination for the
Presidency. 1t is already noticeable
that he is taking an active interest in
the Mayoralty fight, and even though
he is going to South America he will
keep in touch with the political situa-
ton in the nation and in his own
State
But he will not be a candidate. of
course. if there is a possibility of
jcopardizing his future by encountering
defeat.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-31
Playing the 'Fayorite Son" Game.

There is already some talk OF
checkmating Mr.. Roosevelt by play
ing the "favorite son" game. In other
words, it Is said that it would be good
political generalship to bring out a
candidate in each State where Mr.
Roosevelt might otherwise win hands
down.
Thus. Mr.. Cummins in Iowa. Mr..
Hadley in Missouri, Mr.. La Toilette
in Wisconsin and North Dakota, Mr..
Mann in Illinois, Mr.. Nicholas Muir
ray Butler in New York. Mr.. Bristow
in Kansas. and Mr.. Weeks in Massa-
chusetts. might contest with Mr..
Roosevelt. each in his own State. The
effort would be to minimize the ex-
tent of the Roosevelt following. but
how far it would be successful is an
other question. When Mr.. McKin-
ley sought the Presidential nomina-
ton, under Mr.. Hanna's mastery di-
rection, Iowa declared for Mr.. ALI
son, Maine went to Mr.. Reed Illinois
was carried by Mr.. Cullom, with other
favorite sons also in the field, but Mr..
Mckinley was nominated Just the
same. The favorite son game does
not always win.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-31

Roosevelt at its head, It would be ar
gued that the party had been purged
and regenerated and had become
worthy of all acceptation.
Stranger things might happen than
that Mr.. Roosevelt should become tho
Republican candiGate. There are Pres
idential preference primaries in some
twelve or thirteen States, and last
year Roosevelt carried all of them ex-
cept Massachusetts,. Ii by 1910 the
Republican party should still be with
out a leader or there should be no
one of sufficient prominence TO contest
with Mr.. Roosevelt, he might get both
the Republican and Progressive in
dorsement, just as Mr.. Bryan was the
nominee of the Democrats and Popu-
lists in 1896. Whether he could be
elected is another question. There are
thousands upon thousands of Repub-
licans who would not vote for him.
They resent his disruption of the
party, they honestly believe that it
would be dangerous to again elect him
TO the Presidency, and they repudiate
the radical theories to which he now
stands committed. If there should be
no straight-out Republican nominee.
this anti-Roosevelt element would
flock TO Woodrow Wilson.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-31
How About the Rank and File?

The question which has concerned
the political leaders iri Washington
since the Roosevelt interview appeared
Is whether he has enough control over
hi, following TO keep it permanently
"ut OF the Republican fold.
There is no doubt that a very large
number OF the Roosevelt people would
follow their leader through fire and
water. Like Mr.. Bryan. he has a de-
voted army behind him. men who
would rather vote for him and lose
than vote for some one else and win
This Is not true, however. of all who
voted for him last fall He won out in
State primaries because Taft was TIL
popular. and because it was believed
that Mr. Roosevelt could gain the
nomination. When he failed in that
effort and ran as a third party can
dldate there was still a very prevalent
belief that he could not be defeated.
Now. however. it has been shown that
he is not invincible. and there is also
realization on the part of both Re
publicans and Progressives that their
continued separation insures the flesh
pots TO the Democrats for an indefinite
length of time. In more than ono
State there is an effort to get to-
Gether in order to oust the Democratic
officials from the State capitol and the
county courthouse. In the last cleo
ton. when there were Republican and
Progressive candidates on State or
county tickets, neither won.
When it is question of enjoying
fat office or dying for principle. the
choice is easily made.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-31
The Half-and-Haf Principle.

Another bill has been introduced e
repeal the half-and-half principle. Il
is alleged that the present Fedora
partnership "haS been as harmful tc
the people of the District as it has
been unfair and unjust to the people
residing in other sections of the coun-
try"
Both of these propositions are open
to explicit denial. Under a system
which has obtained for forty years
the National Capital has developed
into a city which is beginning to be
worthy of this republic. Much, how
! ever, yet remains to be done. If it is
thrown upon its own resources-not
having an enormous population like
London, Paris, or Berlin, and not be-
ing a center of great commercial
wealth-further accomplishment will
be checked. There will be retrogres-
sion instead of progress. 1t is difficult
to believe that the people of the coun-
try begrudge the small amount which
the national government contributes to
the support of the District. There
may be one or two Congressman who
think that it is unjust and unfair, but
certainly they do not represent the pre-
vailing sentiment.
Congress has the power, If Il sees
fit, to divest the District of Columbia
of its national character and turn us
back again into the old channel OF
provincialism and stagnation. The fact
is, however, that Washington did not
begin to become Capital worthy OF
the name until the Federal government
extended helping hand. If the half
and-half principle is abolished we will
have to reduce our police and FIRE de-
partments and our schools exactly one
half. Instead of having well-paved
ard clean streets we will have dilapi-
dated and unsightly thorouehfares. Our
coat will have to be cut according to
our cloth.
When the question comes to be
thrashed out upon the floor of the
House it is to be hoped that the Ma
tional Capital will not lack for de-
tenders. The Districts side of the
case has so much in its favor, if prop
erly presented. that the effort to change
existing conditions and thus irrepara-
bly, injure the city, ought not to pre-
vail.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-31
P R / D E
ny GEORGE FITCH,
Author of cat Good Old sfwash."

Pride is a mans endeavor to live up to
his good opinion of himself. Every man
is proud. but some cases are more severe
than others. Some men are SO proud
that they will starve to death rather
than ask for help. Other men are so
proud that they will borrow all the
money their friends have and never pay
IL back rather than accept one cent
through charity.
Some men are so proud that work Is
beneath them. After a man has been
too proud to work for a few years, how
ever nothing else is beneath him, as a
rule. Pride hits men in many different
ways. Some are proud Of their money,
some of their children, some OF their
cattle, and some Just of themselves.
When a man is very proud Of himself 1t
saves the rest OF mankind great deal
of trouble. II doesn't have to be proud
Of him.
great many people are very proud
Of their ancestors. 1t must be fine to
be an ancestor and to know that in a
few centuries your descendants will be
SO proud of you that they would die
with shame II you were to come back
TO life and sit around in your shirt
sleeves in their palatial summer cottage.
A little pride is a very fine thing for
a man. II puts re-enforcements in his
backbone and sand in his disposition.
When a man spends his life attempting
to. live up To what he thinks of himself
he Is likely to be a success. But when
he thinks so much Of himself that 1t is
entirely useless for him to start the task
of living up to ii he will be failure
and the bill collectors will cluster around
his door.
Pride is all right when IL stiffens the
backbone, but when il stiffens the neck
The Washington herald., 1913-08-31

acknowledged progressive tendencies
Moreover, it is this coterie which is
taking the most active part in trying
to bring about a consolidation of the
divided Republican party. If it sue
ceeds, land finds a leader and an is
sue, all may be well. If it fails, viii
it be willing, as the last hope of
ousting the Democrats from power, to
rally under Roosevelt's standard?
Upon the answer to this question de-
pends the solution of a political prob
lem more complex and more interest
ing than any in the history of the
present generation.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-31
SUNDAY. AUGUST q. 1915,
THE POLITICAL SITUATION

Just as the lion and the lamb vert
apparently lying down together some
body comes along and stirs up th'
animals. We are not to have peace II
the political menagerie.
The disturbers are Col. Roosevelt
and Senator La Toilette. Mr.. Roose'
velt, who had been in hiding in the
wilds of Arizona, signalized his reap
pearance by an interview in which
he said that there would be no ANAL
gamation between the Republicans and
the PrOgressives. unless the former
came to him and swallowed his plat
form, hook. line, and sinker. He es-
pecially emphasized the recall of ju-
dicial decisions and extended the
principle of popular rule by asserting
that all officials must do as the peo-
pie want them to do
Senator La Toilette. in debate on
the income tax provision OF the tariff
bill. raped the conservative Republic
ans on the knuckles and predicted that
any number of them would be left at
home at the next election. The old
line Republicans naturally resented
his lecturing and retorted in kind. The
conversation indicated that the day of
harmony has not yet arrived.
Bear in mind. however. that the
Roosevelt and La Toilette attitude is
largely a selfish one. Mr.. Roosevelt is
not going to aid in reuniting the party
which he so thoroughly disrupted be-
cause if there should be consolidation
he might not be able to pose as a
leader. Like Mr. Beveridge. of In
diana. who has everything TO gain and
nothing TO lose by identifying himself
with d new party. Mr. Roosevelt must
preserve his organization. Senator La
Toilette, with his reputation for hsv-
ing his ear 10 the ground. is much
more interested in La Follette's po-
litical future than he is in what may
happen TO the Republican party. He.
too. is not aycrse to a new organiza-
lion. and predicted in his speech thai
If the Republican reactioraries did not
mend their ways there would be
new party in this country Both men
are ambitious and are playing the
game for what Is in it for them. This
is important from their point OF view.
hut it does not help the Republicans to
win clectinnS.