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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
breaking the News Gently.

Il hev come to tell yez Mrs. Ma
lone, that yer husband met with an
accident"
An what is IL, now" walled Mrs.
Malone.
He was overcome by the heat.
mpm."
Overcome by the heat, was he?
An how did it happenf'
He fell into the furnace over at
the foundry, m."-Tit-Bits
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Not Despised.

Poetry is at last coming into
its own"
How now?"
Recognition at last. A base
bali writer has got to be a pretty fair
poet before he can pass muster these
days.'-Boston Advertiser.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Accounted For.

my wife was so busy at her suf-
fage work that she sent me to buy a
bonnet for her, and, of course, | got
stung on it,"
THAT was because she had a bee
in baltimore American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Accurate Porter.

The passengers in the Pullman
were commenting on the winding
river.
Porter inquired a lady. lis that
the Missouri river?"
Eyes, ma'am, a portion of it," he
replied.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
DEMONSTRATION.

Il know the weather's very queer"
The weather prophet sagely said;
1T has been now for many a year"
And then he wisely scratched his
head.
Before the first of February"
Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Wrong Estimate.

They say one Ter ecent of all
the money in the country is put in
automobiles"
Don't you believe it. There is
alone.'-Baltimore American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Daily Obligations.

by George, l don't know what We
are coming to, It's getting harder
and harder to meet ones ordinary
obligations"
What's bothering you" Taxes
Taxes nothing. Tipsi"-Cleye-
land Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
His Preference.

did you read Admiral Dewey's
receipt for good health? Horseback
riding and no banquets.'
81 can go the admiral one better.
Give me banquets and nightmares. ,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Engaged.

Hes my ideal and I'm his
idol" said the girl.
And your love AFFAIR.""
lis an idyl.'
And your f%iance?"
Papa says he is le."-Boston
Advertiser.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Why?

"All the world loves a lover"
So the old saying goes,
But the proverb is often wrong
say /,
For | am in love with Betty,
And she's call the world" you see;
SO If "all the world loves a lover"
Then why doesn't Betty love me-?
Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
The Limit.

Miss Fry is the most inquisitive
sort of a girl. There is nothing doing
but she manages to have her figure in
it"
81 notice she hasn't got her figure
in an engagement ring yet"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Exhibit.

Exc. so now he has a breach
of promise on his hands and the wo-
man is showing letters of his saying
he'd do all sorts of things for her"
Wye. Sort of promissory notes,
eh?"
Exc. yes, with the accent on the
Sorry boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19

Blobbs. "Guzzler says he believes
In bearing other peoples burdens"
Slobbs. well, his wife says he
comes home loaded every night
Philadelphia Record.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19

The nan who sometimes spoke his
thoughts aloud had been more con-
eerned with the things of the world
than with things spiritual. One day
by chance his hand fell upon a book
containing the catechism of "A certain
Protestant church. and he was soon
earnestly engaged in reading the Ten
Commandments. For some time he
pondered over the Thou shafts"
and Thou shalt nots,'' which had
been forgotten almost since child
hood. Then, laying down the book
with a sigh. he muttered, We'll, I've
never killed anybody, anyway"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Has HOPES.

How old are you Ethel?"
I'm five. an mamma says If I'm
good an eats lots o. oatmeal III be
six next birthday Life.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19

Why is ii that a man has to live a
long time before he can lie back and
take it easy?"-Manchester Union.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Pure Waste.

Can you give me an example
of the unproduetive spending of
wealth ?"
Sure; a guy taking his own
sister to a show.'-Exchange.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
Ambitious Girl.

The teacher asked the class to give
a compound sentence, and n girl
offered the following:
THE girl MIXED the COW and
strained it."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19

She Gin the theater) Does my
feather spoil your view?"
He (sitting beside herr "Oh, no
madam. I've cut IL off!-London
Opinion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19
No Danger.

He. would you scream If
kissed you?"
She. Eyes. of course | would"
She. "George-"
He. Eyes, what is it?"
She. Fathers deaf"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-01-19

r.. B. Hashness, Claim Attorney.
First Published December %. 1929
Uast Publication February %, 1879
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-21
At 0eming Each Month One DAY Only

DR.. llun>bergcr specialist
in fitting glasses, makes
headquarters at the Park
Hotel 18th of each month. Next
visit Monday, April l., II
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-21
Social Circles Entertainment

Negotiations are under way for Il
return engagement in the Crystal
rheater on April 10 by that pleasing
musical organization, the Schubert
Symphony Club and Lady Quartet OF
Chicago. Many of our readers have
heard of this popular company Ind
no doubt everyone knows of the high
favor in which its twenty four year,
of success has placed it. The great
variety aud excellence of this com
pany's program has endearcd il IL
the hearts of Americans music lovers
until today il stands undoubtedly
first in their affections. Their new
program is said To he the best they
have ever presented.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-21
SARDlhES

To the uninitiated one tin of sar-
dimes is like another Ii is the cpl
cure who carefully scratinizes il 10
make sure that the brand is his ia
vorite: il is the connoisseur who OBJ
jects to having sardines served in
any other dish save the tin in which
they were originally packed. The
housewife who likes to make u dainty
table may place the box containing
those little fish into any silver or
china receptacle she likes, but she
must leave the sardines in the tin.
When the magic word French is in
scribed on the box the gourmet j.
satisfied. lie has, however, to scru-
tinize il to make certain that the sar-
dimes are of the exact size he likes.
While fifty people will ask for sar-
dimes and eat them oblivious 10 any
such facts rs brand, size, or oil, the
iitty-frst will be >crupulously careful
TO touch none except those to which
he has given his preference. At least
four of the leading French packers
have put no sardines at all on the
market this season. and alarm has
arisen in the minds of those who APP
preciate the little fish.
The demand for sardines ha,
grown enormously of recent years.
Prices have gone up, and are still
increasing. II is foretold that great
difficulty will be experienced in OBJ
tanning even limited supply of the
small French >ardine 50 many people
prefer.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-21
THE STEADY SUBSCRIBER

How dear Ia our heart i the steady
subscriber
Who pays in advance at the birth
of each year:
Who hays down his money and does
II quite gladly,
And casts round the office a halo
of cheer.
lie never says, stop it; cannot af.
ford it,
I'm getting more papers than now
| can read"
But always says, Send il; our pee
pie all like it
In fact We all think il Il help and
a need.
How welcome his check when it
reaches our Sanctum.
How it makes our pulse throb :
makes our heart dance.
We outwardly thank him; We inward.
~ bes, him
The steady subscriber who pay, in
advancc.-Am>co.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-21
Notice of Snit

Ia the District Court of the Sixth
judicial District of the State of New
Mexico, within and for the County
OF Luna.
Martha Bnrdlck E'Ncr~, plaintiff.
". John Hamilton ENcr>, defendant.
Civil Action No. 337.
John Hamilton E'Ver>. the above
named defendant. whose last known
post office address wa- Mexico CITY.
Mexico, will take notice that suit
has been brought against him in the
above entitled Court by Martha Bur
dick tNerS, the above named plain.
TIT, in which she prays that the bonds
OF malrmony now existing between
said parties be dissolved: that plain.
TN aud defendant BE- forever d.
vorced; that the Court sci apart 10
plaintiff such share in the property
ct the defendant to be hers free from
control of the defendant as NAV be
equitable and just that plaintiff be
allowed such sum rs and for alimony
rs may be equitable and lust. and
tina! she may have all other proper
and equitable relief.
Said defendant is further notified
that unless he appears and ans wers
m said cause on or before the fifth
day Of May, 1913, Judgment and
decree will be entered against him in
said cause by default
Plaintiffs attorney j, Il. +. Hamil.
ton. whose post Office address is
Dcming. Luna County. New Mexico.
G. h. HUGHES.
Clerk of above entitled Court.
marllaprll
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-21
MARKET LETTER

Kansas City Stock Yards. March
Average of cattle prices was
lowered II little last week. accoun, Of
liberal marketing first of the week,
but the decline WAS hardly noticeable.
Steers rrgalned most of their loss
on Wednesday. and COWS aud heifers
sold at the seasons pinnacle that
day. but ea>ed of u little Thursday
aud Friday. Stock cattle and feed
cr> showed M material change. and
quarantine cattle held their own. cs-
Gaping the mutations of native steers.
Veal calves closed a quarter higher.
Storms Saturday cut down the sup
ply To 5000 head today, and steers
are strong To 10 higher. COWS 10 Ia
IL higher thus repairing the damage
done last week. Nebraska was in
bad shape yesterday with respect 10
train service. incident 10 the storm.
but /, rc,uming shipping operations
today Packers were able {" accu-
mula,c u little beef last week. but
not enough to enable them Ia put M
amy effective fight against high
prices. Eastern killers are bad of
for supplies, aud local order buyer,
force packers Ia pay well for what
they get, Country buyers are ~ act
i've n ever. taking 10000 cattle from
here last week. which was more than
twice the number purchased by them
same week last year. They bought
iIeshy feeders IN competition with
killers. To sellers advantage. Native
COWS bring up Ia $40. heifers $3.50,
beef steers ~ to 20, stock feeders
- Ia SS.2j. feeders S1.15 To- $50.
quarantine steers S6.15 10 Ss.lj Il
i've ear string at the latter price to-
day. veal calves up Ia Stops. bulls
r6.25 To- S125.
Hogs had one bad day last wr,h.
bul otherwise II was an up market.
The advance continues today, ~ IT,
20 cents; receipts. only 5000 head.
Shippers ar" taking good manv
hogs. and they paid 1905 for light
hogs early today, setting hard pace
for III" packers. who were forced N,
O." -. bulk of sales. $3.50 Ia 80 to-
day Apparently nothing serious can
happen 10 hog prices.
Sheep and lambs sold high all last
week. and some dealers predict that
II was the crest of the season,
prices. Receipts are $500 today;
market steady to easy: top lambs.
$50; yearlings, worth up to S7.75;
"elhcr>, -, ewes, >6.Gj. spring
Iamb~ would bring mp 10 Sl2.-J. \.
Rlckar,. market correspondent.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-21
A BACHELORS HONEYMOON

On Friday. March y. at the Crys-
tai Theatcr the ellison u Bradheld
Company will present that cool and
delightful farce comedy. ~ Bachc-
or's Honeymoon" This play scarcely
needs an introduction to local theatcr
goer>. IL successful engagement of
three hundred nights at the Madison
Square Theatcr ia New York has
placed it in such u well known posi-
tiou that To 90 int" detail would be-
~upcriluou> Aside from the fact
that ii l. onr of the damric,i come
dies ever seen here. il /, - cool and
soothing offer after the rundrrou-
book and problem play, of the past
>ca>ou. \ laughter loving public will
ENJOY the clrvcrly written, sparkling.
witty line, Of "A Bachelor, Honey
moon"
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-21
BRIDGE GOWNS

Bridge gowns for Lentcn days are
being made of land>downc, an old
fashioned fabric revived in favor
along with the pretty chahs of I'm
earlier day. l.andsdowne is woven
from silk and wool anl the combina-
lion produces II supple fabric of rich
luslcr and very beautiful texture.
Taupe and deep Chinese blue shade
continue to he first favorite> for cerc-
moniou> afternoon gowns, and with
the advent of Lent taupc and gray
shades seem to have become more
popular than ever.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-03-21
METHODIST EASTER SERVICE

Following is the program for the
Easter Song Service to be given by
the choir of the Methodist Church
next Sunday evening at 1880:
Voluntary ----------- Mrs. McTeer
LYNN.
Anthem
Hail the Lord ol Life and Glory"
Solo 1900 Hope Crushed Ia Earth
Mr. Schurlz
Duet ------- Ring Ont, Ye Bells"
Miss Barracks. Mr.. Schurtz
Male quarter
Rise. Glorious Conqueror"
Messrs. Springer, Daley.
Schurtz. Perkins
Remarks by Pastor.
Hymn.
Solo" Majesty of Divine Humiliation
Mr.. Springer
Quartet---"l Am the Resurrection
Misses Barracks and Randolph
Mcs>r>. Springer aud Schurth
Oi'criory.
Anthem "Now is Christ Risen. :"
LYNN.
Bencdiclior.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-07-31
PLANS READY FOR
 YANKEES GROUNDS
Handsome Brick and Terra Cofta
 Stands to Cost $22O,OOO

Plans have been filed with Building Superintendent Miller for a grand stand and field stand for the new base ball field of the New York Highland CTS. These stands will be located in the field at 225th street, 227th street, Broadway and Exterior street The grand stand will be one story high, 665 feet on 225th street, and 1858 feet on 227th street, extending the entire block on the Broadway end, and will be 52 feet deep.
 The field stand will be located at the Exterior street end and will be 264 by 54.6 feet. These stands will form a. stadium, and the cost of the grand stand has been placed at $250, 900 and the field stand $12, 400. The Muscoota Realty company, of which Frank J. Farrell is the president, is the owner. These stands will be of, brick and terra .cotta.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-07-31
FOOTBALL TEAMS ARE
 PREPARING FOR SEASON.

Although the intercollegiate foot< ball season is still two months away, the shadow of the gridiron game ls already edging Into the realms of sport The schedule makers havs 'scompIeted their tasks and the coach of the candidates. The first week of September will witness initial practice in a number of eastern and western colleges and before October is reach ed games will have been won and lost on many a varsity football field
 Judging from present indications the coming season should produce football in both quality and quantity such as no previous autumn has wit messed. Few changes have been made in the playing rules and boeh coaches and players will require but little time in which to familiarize themselves with the code alterations. More than one thousand games are scheduled among the college eIevens, and if the high school and prepara.- tory academy contests are iucluded the 1913 games will total in excess of three thousand
 The college play opens with a few scattering games on September 20 and the contests multiply rapidly on sue ceedingg Saturdays until the climax fs reached on November 22. Thanks giving day games are still popular an
  with the exception of the Army-rVa- wy gridiron activity will cease with the holiday contests.
 K A number of irtersectfonaI games will add interest to the short foot ball season for Michigan, Syracuse Cornell, Notre Dame. Carlisle. Van derbilt and PennsyIvania are all scheduled for long trips and games in hostile varsity territory. One new game of importance-the Harvard Cornell match at Cambridge-Is shown among the leading contests of the falI, but the usual c1aehes be- tweeen the leading elevens of the 1coun- try have lost none of their charm and there is certain to be capacity alton dances at a number of the games.
 The first real test games will come early in October, for on Saturday, Cc- tober f, Pennsylvania meets Lafayette which defeated the QuaIcers last au- tumn. A week later the Carlisle Tn- dians will try the mettle of Dr. Sharpe's Cornell team, while PennsyI- vania will try to wipe out the mem ory of SWarthmore's victory in 1912. Harvard meets Williams and Yale Ia ces Lafayette on the same day. Sat- urday, October IS, will find the fol- lowing eIeVens lined up: Amherst vs Trinity, Colgate vs. Army Dart mouth vs. Williams, Lafayette vs. Swarthmore, Syracuse vs- Princeton. and Pennsylvania vs Brown. On Oc- tober 25 Princeton plays Dartmouth. Michigan meets Vanderbilt, PenusyI- vania tackles Carlisle and nGinnesota has Iowa as opponents
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-07-31
EASTERN.
DEATH OF FAMOUS GAMBLER WHO HELD
 $25O,OOO IN BETS

Chicago, July 31-+Colone1' William Riley, owner of the famous book making establishment on "GambIers' Row. died here today. He was about 63 years old.
 When Cleveland and Blaine ran for the presidency more than $25O,Oo in bets reposed in Silver Bills safe
 While the result of the election was in doubt, Riley was taken i'll. It was reported that he had disappear ed with the money which had been entrusted to him, and newspap pers printed a, story to that effect. The story was disbel1eved by gamblers and not a single man waited at the door of the pool room the following morn ing to get his money. Every bet was paid
 F Riley was born in Brooklyn, and was "a camp follower of the Union army. Late in the cos he landed in San Francisco with only $1.50. Meeting ragged miner whose face, was so covered with a heavy growth of red beard that he resemb1ed a freak, Riley rented a store room and charged fifty cents admission to see the Wild Man of Cey1on, who was the miner. He made s1.500 in ten days.
 Riley's widow is believed to be re- siding in New York. It is said he settled $1oo eco upon her several years ago when they separated g
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-07-31
AMERICAN.
LABOR MATTERS
 CONSIDERED AT
 A.F.OFL. SESSION

Atlantic City, July 91-In a state ment issued yesterday Samuel Comp CTS, president of the American F'eder- ation of Labor, shows that many mat ters, other than those bearing di- rectIy upon workers and industrial conditions, were considered at the con- ference of the executive council which ended here Tuesday. The appoint ment of a, committee on conservation to cooperate With the national con servation congress, the appointment of a representative to attend the con ivertion of the National Society, pro- motion of industrial education, and the selection of C.. w. Perkins, presi- dent of the Cigarnakers' Internation- al union, as representative of the Fed eration at. thel international Labor September were among the important actions taken.
 Decisions also were rendered in many of the disputes which had aris- en among subordinate organiza tions, according to the staten1ent. The trouble between the steam shovelers and dredgemen was settled by the is- stance of charter to include mem bers of both organizations.
 ' Ir the case of the boiIermakers and iron ship builders, as opposed to the bridge and structural iron workers, it was decided that the agreement en- tered into between these organiza- tfons November, 1910, still in effect and that any disputes that may arise between them is to be submitted to arbitration provided the presidents of the two organizations are unable to reach an amicab1e adjustment.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-07-31
PITCHER BENTON
 IS OUT OF DANGER
Cincinnati Club Won't Pay Salary
 While He's In Hospital

Cincinnati, July 31.-'<R1Ibe'' Benton, the Cincinnati National l eague club pitcher who was injured when his mo- torcyc7e co1lfded with a, Madison road car early yesterday, recovered con wcaousness shortly before noon and with it came assurances from the-at- tending physicians that while his con- adtIor Is dangerous it is not as critical as at first thought Benton sustained a. Souble fracture of the jaw, sconous- sion Of the brain and multiple bruises but 4are phys4cfans believe that he was not internally injured.
 Even should he ultimately recover, tf1e physicians hold out no hope of his being able to play ball again this sea- son
 Pwesadent Herrnaun of che Cincin- naR5 Baseball team said yesterday that RUbe Benton would not be allowed one penny of his salary and that the club would not stand any expense while he Is at the hospital MT. Herr1rann said that he had repeatedly requested Ben ton 11otSto ride his-cycle.
 '~The whole affair is an. injustice to the cfuao;T said MT Herr1naun. The injury to Benton means that we will have to esy@tl a. ssitfsa ar gaz tzs.9 and just now good sp4fchsrss rs aisdlh zetl''
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-07-31
YOSTS EXPECT HARD
 GAME WITH CHIEAMEN

The Chinese baseball team from the University of Hawaii which few weeks ago trimmed the Remington Yost team 4-3 in as snappy a contest as ever was seen in Bridgeport, will return here Saturday and. will again meet the Remington Y ost players The contest will be ripped off at Yost field at 3:30 o'clock.
 The Chinese players are not novices at the national pasti1ne, having. play ed the game since they were able to throw a ball. That they are adept players is evident when they can trim the ReTnington-Yost who have been meeting and beating the best in this section of the state.
 The team is especially well fortified Fleet of foot and quick thinkers they are able to perform stunts on the field which to an ordinary player ap- pear impossible, yet pulled off by them with remarkable ease. They run wild on the bases and catchers find it impossible to hold them, so alert are they in beating out the pegs.
 Those who saw the contest a few weeks ago at Yost field were of the opinion that the Chinese players were the fastest performers ever to appear | in this city. The spectators could not pick out a weak spot in the team, every position being held down fault lessly In Foster Robertson they have a clever beaver whose shoots ap- pear to befuddle the best c1outers. Only in one inning were the Yosts able to get to him for anything tha could count in the scoring. Robert son is known as t'The Mathewson of the East'' He well merits the title.
 The Remington Yosts will trot out their best outfit. Speed Finn will heave while Capt. Frank Mccormack will again do baelzstop duty.