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The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-10
SOLDIERS ARE BUSY
At TEXAS CITY
sURPRlsE ATTACK ON oATs
SACKS Il a FEATURE OF
THEIR CAV LIFE.

Fort Missoula. May 9-tSpecial)-
Tho following IL some news from
Texas City from the soldiers that
were stationed here:
"on the 18th we were awakened BY
the guard at 3 a. m. to go out for a
night problem. We left our camp at
q. M, made night march and at
tack and returned to camp by z
o'clock The attack was q great sur
prise to the enemy (oat sacks filled
with SANDY, but they made a strong
defense In spite OF our overwhelming
numbers.
"The whole camp is being wired for
electric lights. We are planning for q
large electric sign at the entrance of
the Eighteenth infantry camp show
ing the numerals 49,
General Wood. the chief Of staff,
visited our camp on the 21st. but made
very hurried inspection.
early on the cath the wind rose
with great violence. The thermometer
dropped to freezing, and then 1t be-
gan to rain. Tents are not very COM
Portable during such weather, and we
surely all missed our stoves. All
around our camp is a swamp, but It
will rapidly drain away.
This stormy weather has somewhat
interfered with aviation. However, q
few flights have been made"
Sergeant Kennedy of the quarter
masters corps. who was recently or
dered here from Fort Yellowstone, has
received orders to proceed to Fort
Barry, California.
Sergeant william Murphy Of the
hospital corps left here Saturday for
Fort George Wright. Washington, for
observation and treatment.
The Daily Missoulian., 1913-05-10
ADVERTISED LETTERS

Letters remaining unclaimed in the
May 10, 1913. One cent due for adj
vertising.
Mrs. Sylvia Baker. r. F. Bourne,
Mrs. Buswell DR.. Q. F. Bachelor A,
Orval X. Black, Joe Beiswanger, Mrs.
H. S. Brown.
Mrs. John M. Cunningham, Gustaf
Carlson. G. z. Clark.
Mrs. Laura Dotson, Rinaldo Deci-
deri.
Dannie Edwards. Alfred Erickson.
Benjamin Fredericks.
Emma Garner, Joe .Golding (2).
Joe H. Hickman. Mrs. W. c. He'll.
Louise Hayes
Christ Jim.
Miss Lydi Karjalainen, Mrs. L. H.
King. Marco Koronel, Minnie Klein.
Gustav Loye.
Troy Miller, H. Meath. Walter
Frank Myrick, Arthur Nuke. r. F.
Munson. Mrs. Ina v. McQueston,
William c. Mcmillan Alec. McDon-
aid, A. j. Mcmillan, Johnnie McDou-
gal.
Adolph Nelson.
p. c. Paulson. Lottie Peterson (2),
Chris Paulson, p. O. Philbrock.
Effie Read. Min Altman Riccia, Raj
faelo Rosa, George Robson.
Arthur Scherr. c. w. chilling, L.
A. Sanford. Mrs. Anna Shopp, Henry
Simmons (2). William Snow. Stan
nard Smith. w. S. Stewart, Joseph
Stecher, Bert Sturid.
Mrs. Della Taylor. Mr.. and Mrs.
Jake Thiegles. A. Thorsheim.
Harry Watson. Anna Westrell, Lon
Westerman. Mrs. L. F. Wilson, John
Wilson, Asa Woodard.
A. LOGAN, Postmaster.
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. cigarr
Mr.. Jar had . cigar ana passed Il
over.
TN bet this 10 an expensive hve-osns
cigar" said Uncle Henry. regarding It
keenly. DOG gone It! You city folks
air 'wastefuli II you haA to work hard
earnin' your bread by the sweat OF your
brow. like . farmer does. you wouldn't
be wasting your money on selfish luxu-
ries like fve-cent cigarsI'
uncle Henry and me was to the
moving pictures twice today" cried
twice this evening TO the Bitou Dream"
"Why to the same placer asked Sfr.
Jar. '"The Same pictures Will b. on
view. wont they?"
Uncle Henry gave Mr.. Jarr dg-
nihcant wink.
GIVE the boy Ave cents 10 - out Of
the room. Ed" no said.
But Mrs. Jarr came in at this point
and Uncle Hsnrys explanation Wa
delayed.
Aunt Hetty II feeling much better.
Uncle Henry says" began Mrs. Jarr.
How could I have como on TO tend
to some business II she hadn't been
we'll enough to look after things while
} I was away" asked Uncle Henry.
but the last time you came you said
} she was quite IN In bed" remarked Mr.
Jarr.
well. thas's 90. too" explained che
avuncular relative. but Hetty had
the neuralgia and used to groan and
complain % that Il fairly broke ms
heart to hear her. My feelins 10 toe
soft. Jest cane stand to hear thai
woman complain ana 20 on. Do oom'
.. 10 the city,"
but now SHE'S spry again, and Il
. would DO you good to hear her singini
at her work. It's only idle women that
unhappy. Put 'em to work. and They'll
. forsit all this nonsense about wantin
70 vote. Why. dog COMO It! The wone'
Of Hay Corners = nominating Jan
Tutwiler for Postmaster. ana she say
: II she gits the appointment she'll sto.
!, he freedom privilege and Dirthri9h
- OF men hanging around the Post-omc
and d.Acussin' lickin' japan and othe
. national affairs.'
"say." whispered Mr.. Jarr. as Mr'
=. yarr tossed her head and walked Out
!, taking Master Willie with her "sa,
y Uncle Henry. why DO you want to 90
p those same moving pictures fort"
!. Uncle Henry looked cautiously aroun
and then whispered:
#. TITS a picture they show four time
r. a day. they said. A gal comes down
= the river and then . train goes b.
"a After its past. she's In tho water an
"a her clothes Is on tho bank. Ed. SON
" day that trains going to be iate!'
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Letters From the People

that " very sudden dive should occur
he In liable to he thrown out by his own
momentum, Miss Quimby mot vi h such
an accident In Boston last year. her
body and that OF her passenger striking
the water fully two seconds before tn.
aeropiane and more than 800 feet from
IT, In IA similar manner occurred the
death Of J. II, aoisant Had they boon
strapped TO their seats ana been az suf.
iic.ent height when the dive occurred
they might have succeeded In brinRin
their machines to ala even keel without
| striking.
H. ADRIAN VoN MUFFLINa.
The "inaide Pair"
I To The Editor 81 The Eyeairs World
! Which sci OF wheels GRANTED ,hi
ground Is all leyeD leave the xrount
when an auto Is turning the corner o
Q high rate Of speed-the outside pal
O. ths inside paarf Z. 6. X.
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Copynsht. 1913. b. Ths Psso Pul
COn,muters' COndu ct.

TIE sure to have your watch systs-
maticaliy slow. SO that when
- you're IN the midst OF IN inter
view with . man who's been trying hts
durndest to see you for three weeks
you'ii have to call up "Csntrar' for the
correct time. Then convey the impres-
been alarming BY catapultinS from your
CHAIR. giving che once boy tho high
sign TO Siam your desk down. grabbing
your three pounds Of coffee ana your
package of radish seeds and beating d.!
This'u give the man . pleasant idea
OF your business methods and bsstow
upon his day satisfactory and crafty
ing finish. - we'll - . daah Of pi-
quancy.
Ring the elevator bell several times.
Then. before you ring It several times
more. call down upon the superintendent
OF the building. the starter and the
| elevator boy all the anathenrss Of the
ancient Egyptians. They are venom
. part in amateur theatricals to ot
given at tho Country Club.
Once IN tho elevator. let every ono
know you hope to get . train. Thi,
Is easily accomplished by stampini
about q bit and clicking rour tongue
against the roof OF your mouth. II
violent disapproval. every time the Gle
vator boy stops to take on . new pas
senxer.
When the car comes to a halt on tn
ground floor Initiate a bouncer at tn
apex of flying wedge and Jus
PLOUGlIl Most likely you'll neve
come down In the elevator with thos
Same people again, And n YOU do
auarter'll fx tho elevator hoy SO tina
he won't disclose your identity.
On tho way to the station Get q
easy speaking tcrms with notormel
truck drivers and chaureurs by mai
inE them use their emergency brake
to keep you from getting mtxed Y
with the inner workings Of their "
lticiea,
Arrive at tho station resembling
TSrssr sunset In vsaisA" ovsu 4
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ar. JARR was somewhst surprised.
MI although It cannot be recorded
AVA that he was pleased ct All 70
note from tho street. his Uncle Henry
uncle by marriage-sltting at his eass
In the front room Of the nat vain n's
feet on the window ell.
what can We do!" shifted Mrs. Jarr'
- she mot Mr.. Jar At the door. The
summer will be here before very long
and II we want 20 send the children TO
the farm for Uncle Henry and Aunt
Hstty to look after. while We 10 some
place else--maybe to Panama or Can
ada, whichever u the coolsr-wsN have
to be nice to HIM"
| Mr.. Jar snufScd the air with q as
pleased expression. Eyes. I know" Mrs
Jsrr went on, noting the snuffing. "ano
I wish you'd 20 out and buy some Of
those Chinese Joss sticks to burn. Uncl.
Henry has a lot Of samples with him Of
stun to make the crops grow, although
I can't see what would Srow from tina
stun except onions.
But don't worry. made him pu
the packages upon tho roof. and II vii
be all right soon II We burn the Jos
ls.icks and II nobody complains 10 tn
Board Of Health. Why can't We hav
wealthy relativesf mean wealthy rela
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Tho Last
WISH.
In Proportion.

a COLLlNWOOD oobool 60ach6R WFitfS y
~ that ne offered to give . dollar TO ths
member of h9 clas who succeeded In ~
ting io0-ths perfect mark-sor cnoduct the INST
week Of tts nsw ysar. Al the End q the week
che worst BAG n ths elass prsssnssd hamss3 %
ha.
what DO you wsnt. Billyi" - sshsd. indy.
"Ds money yosps promised eus good conduck
UAfka"
but ] promissd . dollar b the one who
vuulA set 100 Your NAH = only-lsts sss-
why, your mark for conduct b only 2cr'
''Yesum. Gimme Dc Q,ns<ss. '-Clsvsaad Plain
O0alay
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"Real DresSy."

A n Associated Charity worker making Q ~
~ u poor mountain woman IN q southaa
town observed that her three small children
wore spectscl~. ITS = pity tina. they all havs
trouble with their eyes, isn't it'' she remarked
synpsthstieAlly TO the mother.
''rhers amt nothin' the matter with thsi,
syss, m"
Then why on earth Do you disfsure thsm WITH
giasssi" asked the visitor In wonderment. Thu
woman bridted.
why. I thinks they looks lovely" she said. 81
Ike them on little children. ! think they're real
resy."--liapers Bazaar.
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Sg!!Sc;::}&@0ouV.

lives that will live like human benssf
Uncle Henry has lots Of money. but he
might ~ we'll be . poor relation for ell
he ever spends"-
There. thsre!' 1ntsrpossd Mr.. Jar.
"Chesr upi Uncle 1Ienry's stay viii b
brief. This 10 the busy ssason On the
farm, you know"
'rhst's the reason why I'm not u
sure he'll 90 baok homo soon." whim'
psred Nra Jarr. "Did you ever notice
Uncle Henry always visits ~ In hi
busy ssasonf That 10 90 ne can fint
fault with W city people for our iasy
ways, at the same time all the hArt
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GuideboOk to Gala ntry.

inG %. the Nov York Evening World.
desire to stun your handkerchief into
your collar. Also suppress your molina
ton to murder. without intent to rob.
the boy WHO'S putting ice In the water
cooler.
without doubt youN soon run across
the wife Of the man you intend to use
- an alibt during the coming summer.
Shes been shopping. You must be
pleasant. but not TOO pleasant Be-
cause. womanlike, she'n s,lrmise that
h you're inclined 10 dirtatiousness with
her you'll inpart. or at least encourage,
the tendency in her Clarence. And that
wouldn't help tho chances Of those de
layed On to wn'' -roof-Earden nights DIT
So you remark courteotsly:
go you've bssn shopping7 Oh. you
women! Can't forego the shops. even
when you have oil the beauties Of the
country about you"
Then she'll say. archly:
well, We have to have caothss. you
know"
That's a fair start. Next. take all hss
PARCELS and put them in the rack over.
head; try to open the window that I!
nailed down. or might - we'll be. ant
offer 70 buy her some candy. Shell
say;
''oh. no. thank you; itil spoil m!
dinner. realiy!"
10 that lets you out.
In about ten minutes she'll oousnen
favorabay upon the fact that YOU dom
play auction bridge or stud poker Of
tho train. ehe'n tell You that ffEI
husband lives In the smoker and eat
cards!
80 don't put her wise to the fact tina
: you're trembling In Your boots for fea
, the card bunch are going TO send
courier to page you. or that your
/ making the sacrifice OF your young III
In your attempt 10 coin Q hit with IN
a wife Of future ami.
!, And DON'T get riled vhsn. Aftsr b
t. ing deligt tf,iuy amusing and ciIcun
s spect all the way out. You step fro
D the train to encounter your wufs. NJ
j. catechiSes coldly:
"ITOw DOES IT HAFPEN THA
a MRS. BROWN GAINED OUT ON TIL
. oAaeu TRAIN WITH YOU. 18r'
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Mr.. Jarr's Rural Uncle Henry Tries
To Beat the Moving Picture Game

WORT at homo 10 being done by the hired
man and Aunt Hettyr
surely you wouldn't accuse that
sturdy. staiwart, honest American
farmer Of duplioity and Guilsf r.
marked Mr.. Jar.
IRA accuse him Of anythfng. Only,
a said, / want to keep on good terms
with him 30 We can send the children
TO the farm this summer" explained
Mrs. Jarr. But you'd better 20 In and
speak 70 him. sIe's 20 very suspicious"
But II Uncle Henry was SUSPICIOUS h
gave no sign Of Il.
"Hello. Ear he cried heartily. go
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The Probable Ghost.

A sPIRITUALIsT, accompanied BY snothsr
~ man who shared the same beaief. was
walking In . country gIs,syasd one night
whsn one Of the msn declared be NV "shsd-
owy FORM"
''HAvs 700 any idea wAo. shoss y ~ss"
asksd the oth0.
No. ! can't teii you." he replied but over
yundsr thars iisa . man who had three wives.
On the stone Of the flint there Il Ny Wife.
a t,s second MY Dear Wife, and on the third
my Beloved Wife, II any ghost does walk here
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WHERE ARE THE LAMBS, ALAS?

e Took EXCHANGE members long faces these days. The
IN reluctance Of the lambs to stroll the searng shed
having its effect Mondsy Of this week. when the public
ought to have been tong its accumulated savings
tho total trading for the whole day only $4,000 shares
At the rate Of $25 100 shares which the brokers' ng
st makes $1ooo-a tidy enough itself to make without
earning Divided the eleven hundred members the Ex
change however it only lean $s7 EACH dollars 70
maintain country places expensive Offices contribute
percentage toward keeping the white lights burang How
man liver
na sod story Perhaps il the Stock Exchange had re-
sisted strenuousy the efforts the community it half
respectable place where honest folk could themselves
Is members might not be groanng ts halls pa,n
tears on its marble floors
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when the AeropIsue Fails.

Wwe" tue AepOpIoue Fniiss
u Editor Of The Evening World;
In reply TO q letter from a reader ask
ag whether In case OF accident the
Water generally falls under or on top
his machine. ! beg to state that Y
.epends altogether on the type OF aero
plans he IL using and the position Of
,ls seat therein. Also on the location
af the motor. II the latter be placed
behind the aviator he will usually get
Il In the neck" la case Of dive. This
70 generally the case with biplanes.
especially as he cannot always extricaie
himself from the framework quickly
enough. In the case OF monop!anes.
wtich have the motor placed al the
very front OF the machine. he stands
- ~ OF being hit by the motor; but.
. ths other hand. he sits In an open
ooekpit VIA nethins abevs him. ~
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THE END OF TAXI TYRANNY.

HE EVENING WORLD has its fight to break tho grip
Of monopoly this city Cheaper taxcabs for New
4 York assured.
Face to face with ugly facts fifteen months of dawlng and
obstruction the Committee appointed to reform
taxcsb ordinance doubeqck get in line with aroused
public feeling With haste that Of panic Chairman Grimm
and certain Of his aygong fellow cocem have changed their
few weeks these gentlemen declared we Will MAINTAIN
private oil because Of the business interests in
ove" Now they themselves ready report ordinance
abohng private stands lowering fares regulating lcenses-s the
reforms long urged by this and embodied in an or
nance which the Mayor submitted to the Aldermen.
The Grand Jury investigation awakening light in the dark
the xcab situation The evidence galvanc Scores OF
y officials have been enjoying free rides nd bim in the cabs OF
Yellow Taxicab Company which monoos most Of the hotel
cab business Of the city Tho Assistant Treasurer Of
his company testified that the unpaid tacab accounts Of public Off
s in Manhattan from $50 to $40 month
for each official who holds Of the yellow asscs Tho Chief Of
Of occasionally his taxab bill $3.50
month The total amounts to $4,000 year for city officials
City officials not expected to pay-in Hotel men and
others who have privileges to grant swell the free riding account Of
The yellow Taxcab Company to 900 Per year.
Now does the public understand out Of whose pockets cxtoon
ate tsxicab fares really come, and whyf
This the company that has pantvey protested that could
not reduce fares and live This the that procs'ed to be
eager reduce fares the earliest practicable moment This the
company that would have its the only safe and reliable
This the company that has been prolific ingenious why
New York have taxcab service for the people
The city stirred with shame and anger learn that Ito public
servants have been willing tools and agents to further taxab graft
and greed
No hsy scuing to make amends sy acceptance the
situation, barganedor immunity should protect any city official
Alderman other who found to have betrayed the interests
the public for the vors Of sxicab company Let punnt fall
summariy whore II 10 deserved.
thing however, Tho power taxicab monopoly is
smashed Never again will taxcsb COMPARES in this city be allowed
fsn special privilege official favon and exortonas fares
Public stands free competition.
will be the rule hereafter.
Before the people York viii be ridins in
fifty mile Before another wear COM
petition will have lowered the rates stil further.
Tszsb monopoly and taxcab privilege done for the
movement for increasingly BETTER cheaper and popular taxi
cab service must still Only honest watchu regulation In.
peu and experiment will develop the system IL should
be This Newspaper will continue to fight has fought make
the taxcb and cheap convenience for
easily syslsbls, within the reach Of everybody
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In Ample Time.

Ss1 WANT 10 Be sure not to niss ths sah,
train!' . bit snaionly said the drun1s,
according to the Kansas CITY 8tss.
mo danger O. that. podner!' reassunndy ~.
piied the landlord Of the tavern ct Polkvilie ~.
We'll rouse you GU. plenty early enough IN the
nornin' so's you cen be At the depot prmytiy AZ
train time and ~ around In tho cod for TN
houn and twenty minutes. OF s,ch . aattsr.
waitn' to- the train to come" .., .
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ENCOURAGEMENT.

DO you think" inquired the Rev.
Mr.. snodgrass. that my revival SER
vices are having any practical effectT
Eyes. some." acknowledged Deacon
eouthpaw. the last sugar ] bought oil
grocer Smith was only two ounces
! ehert
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When the Jap what bother his pride honor or what
ever he calls can he to great nation like OURS why
doesn't he Just stop feeling ~
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The Days Good Stories

+, sboub I should Say Il = the nrst wiSs's. -
Hszps|s MaSasine.
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o.. w1nD
22.-THE MAGIC SKIN By H0nore de Ba,Soc.
APAEL VALENTINE, an impoverished French
tired the hopessness Of his life a
CHANGED small and he calmly decided u
10Y in drinking himself his lasted lonsa
his cash. And after prolonged dbauch still alive but
pennless. q
drowning hmssif
stroled The shop
the suicide The old fellow turned the
wall and took wild skn about the size of fox
This he presented to Raphael
skn with the following wish Of its
would granted But granting each WISH the Skin
would little nothing
nsss. it, posssssor must die
..s %::s . ,s n; ito :s.
s ss s % s%s ' ;. H.. N: . : ~ 's :s
power. a
h. morning
to him. -
% h wshin. for him In other words to order hi. food suggest
Daily thinner weaker h still further a~ss'n
He II
~ dans NE Y'. asps hi: caution he found himself
S sssoos s.suss Rsps.
% <
... Of :Ho. Of R.Dh.sl:
% ." the, .": 1 % fol- For .s ~ s very happy s But s sss
n:s:: IT., IN. SKI. % foot %
r. But "s % . IA: tn.
.s m s.r.% ,s:s 81: oasS. tn:
1 s:s m s MAD ss n: s, ss :
s :: ' Vie. With s.. vanished a.. fell dee.
.. :: s ":: just ~: ' ~s" CT: ; doctor ~ ''''
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The NAY Manton Fashions
quality in any

TIIERE II no
quality in any
garment that
makes a stronger
appeal 20 the mascu-
line mind. old 81
young. than that OF
comfort. Here 70 .
blouse that combines
that all-important
feature with an ap-
pearanoe of real
smartness. The short
sleeves and slightly
open neck make tina,
blouse ideal for ten!
mis-. baseball and all
such sports. The
sleeves can be made
long in the regulation
way. and the neck
can DO finished with
a neclNband and worn
with any collar. The
back can be finished
with an applied yoke
n the additional
strength Is needed
In this case striped
percale Is finish ed
with collar and cuffs
OF white linen. and
the effect ia very
pretty. Madras -
good for such USE
too, and linen 10 u.
ways excellent.
For the ) year else
the blouse Will re-
auire 2Si yards Of
m a torial "a, *
yards SO or N yards
~ inches wide, with
u yard 81 inchaS
wide for the coliAf
and cuffs.
Pattern No. 1870
II cut in sizes Tor
hoys from I to 40
years of age.
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there's spp wxt the cup lip according 10 our
sstuts and sagacious supeY-Mayor.
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The Stories Of
SFa nous Novels
1bv Albert PaysOn Terhune

By RE Press
N-THE MAGIC SKIN. Bv Honore de Ba,sac.
orphaned impoverished Frsno
Of his life ~
~ CHANGED calmly decided 10
10y lasted
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-HE EVENING WORLD has won its fight to break tho 8
Of taxciab monopoly in this city Cheaper taxcabs for
= York assured.