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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
MusterOIe----QuiCk Relief
No Blister !

MUSTEROI.E is u clean white ONT
ment made with the oil of mustard. Ii
does all the work of the oldfashioned
mustard plaster-does il better and
does not blister. You do not have to
bother with cloth. You simply run
it on--and the pain is gone!
Millions of people have adopted
MUSTEROLE i'm place of the mus
tard plaster.
You will find it in large hospitals
Doctors and nurses use MUSTER
OLE and recommend ii To their pa
tents.
They will gladly tell you what relief
il gives from Sore Throat Bronchitis,
Group Stir Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia.
Congestion. Pleurisy Rheumatism,
l.umbago, Pains and Aches of the
Back or Joints. Sprains, Sore Muscles,
Bruises, Chilblains, Frosted Feet Colds
of the Chest cit prevents PneumoniaD
At your druggists i'm 25c and soc
Jars, and a special large hospital size
for $3.50.
Accept no substitute. If your drug
gst cannot supply you, send 25c or
zoe To the Musterole Company, Cleve-
land. Ohio, and we will mail you n
lar postage prepaid.
Mrs. G.. w. Thompson. San Antonio
TeXas.-"Musterole has helped me so
much that can hardly do without
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
QUITS THE BULL
MOOSE TICKET.
n. R. PattengilI Doesn't Like the
Text Book Plank

Because Of the fact that the Bun
Moose platform at the state conven-
ton held la Battle Creek last week
contains a plank indorsng uniform
text books. Henry X. Pattengill of this
city, who was nominated as "a candl-
date for regent of the university, ne
fuses 10 run on the Progressive ticket
When the convention was held Mr.
Pattengill was enroute To the Panama
canal but Il cable informing him Of
the fact that he had been nominated
by he Progressiyes for regent on Il
platform indorsing uniform text books
and asking him whether he would
make the race, reached him at Colon.
Mr. Pattengill promptly cabled his
reply. II was:
No"
For years MIR. Pattengin, who was
formerly superintendent of public in
struction and an active worker in the
Republican ranks previous To the last
campaign, has been an enthusiastic
supporter of the free text book sys-
tenn, but he has been n deadly enemy
of the uniform system.
In a debate last year on the text
book question. Mr.. Pattengill made
some statements which bear evidence
Of the fact that he would not be in
clined to run for office on "A platform
favoring uniform text books
1T is indeed strange that any in
telligent person who has made a can
did study of the text book subject
should champion state uniformity"
said Mr.. Pattengill i'm the debate. ut
is adecadent, waning, and exceeding
ly vicious method. Uniformity does
not lessen the cost Of school books;
yet cheapness is it's only claim to rec
ignition. and that is a largely eXag-
gerated claim.
uniformity is wrong on the face of
it; 1t is wrong in principle. In the first
place 1t has a tendency to create Il
monopoly, and restricts wholesome
competition. Talk about mOnopolies!
The very worst monopoly YOU could
fix mp wuld be Ia adopt uniform text
books for five years and let no other
books he used"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.

Fine Feathers" is to be presented
in London.
Mrs. Langtry is considering a trip
60 Buenos Ayres.
THE Daughter of Heaven" is to he
given in Chicago
Haddon Chambers IS writing a play
for Ethel Barrymore.
Ethel Levy is playing an unlimited
engagement in London.
Adelaide Kcim is leading lady of a
stock company in Portland, Me
a revival of Uncle Toms Cabin
with n notable cast is contemplated.
Arthur w. Pinero intends 10 make
his next play one of a serious char
acter
The Passing Of rho Third Floor
Back is to go into the stock com
pany repertoire.
w. II. Crane is said To be planning
"A revival of The Comedy Of Errors
next season.
Buster Brown" is to be revived
next season ana Master Gabriel may
play his former role.
4. g. Deamater Is preparing 10
make Il star Shakespearean revival i'm
the coming spring in New York.
A syndicate is preparing to star
Jack Rose in a play suggesting his
own case ind entitled THE Gun Men"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

J. NJ. Barrie has nearly finished the
play he is writing for Maude Adams.
1t is called The Legend Of Leonorc."
John Glendenning, Beverley Sit
greaves and Macy Harlan are soon
to appear i'm one-act play called
imagination"
Henry w Savage is to star Willis
mans ;ast hit was the negro porter IN
Excuse Me"
Rowland Blackstone. who was re-
ported TO be in a dying condition. has
nearly recovered and will shortly join
the Sothern- Marlowe company.
Henry w. Savage has bought the
American rights to "A Vienna success
entitled 1.-THE Gypsy Chief" 1t is To
be given a production in September.
AT Bay" by George Scarborough.
who was once a United States secret
service man. will be produced with
important roles.
A company travelling in the west
has among it's chorus girls the mother
Of the young leading man. who took
this step because she could not bear
the separation from her son.
Martha Hedman, John Masons lead
ing woman this season. is young
Swedish actress who made her first
appearance in an English speaking
part IN New York some time last
summer.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Tipped almost ebony faced child gave
her nationality as Portuguese. But
YOU have African blood. have you
not" | asked. NO, madam, pure
Portuguese" she replied.
! looked inquiringly at an older girl,
who was listening to our conversa
ton. she is rather dark" | said. She
gravely replied: "The Portuguese come
i'm all colors, madam"
While intermdrriage among the var
ious nationallties of the islands has
been prevalent for n great number Of
Years, there are comparatively few in
stances Of such among the Orientals
The majority Of the Chinese are dis
tnctN against such. while the in
stances among the japanese are very
few and far between. The unique fea-
turc in the race problem in Honolulu
is the true native-the Hawaiian. The
women of the islands will marry any
body. ana have SO far. except the Jap
anese The latter people have shown
no Willingness To mate with Hawaiian
women.
II ever the races are boiled down,
So To speak, it will probably be
through the generous Offices of the
Hawaiian. who believes in the per
petuation of mankind rather than that
of any particular race of man.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
AN AWFUL PREDicAMENT.

II was after twelve o'clock. He sat
i'm the smoking room Of the Laurium
club, with detected look on his coun-
tenance The steward was PASSING
from room To room, turning out the
lights. Finally he aroused the defect
ed one and asked if he were not going
home.
II suppose l must" said Bill, but
Heaven knows | hate to-
why what's the natter sym
pathetically.
"Oh, nothing much. only about
o'clock | called up my wife and gave
her perfectly legitimate excuse for
not going home, and now I'll he
blamed if | haven't gone and forgot
what | told her"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
GROWS BEAUTIFUL. HEAVY HAIR
We PROVE IT-.,25 CENT "DANDFR|NF"
DESTROYS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
scALP-DELIGATHuL DRESSING.

TO be- possessed of a head of heavy,
beautiful hair; soft lustrous, fuzzy
wavy and free from dandruf is mere
~ q matter of using "a lit,ir Danderine.
1t is e1sy and inexpensive To- have
nice, soft hair and lots of it. Just
get - cent bottle &C Knowltun's
Danderine now-all drug stores rec
ommenl it-opply a little as directed
and within ten minutes there will be
an appearance of abundance; fresh
ness. luhiness and an Incompatible
gloss and mstrc ard try as you Will
YOU cannot find q trace Of dandruff or
falling hair; but your real surprise will
be after about two weeks use when
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
BOWLING.

Al the merry howiers bowl,
And they never tell n soul
OF the real scores that they bowl
Oh no! Nevaire
II they bowl no,
They viii come around anu then
say they beat nine uthel men.
But still that's fair.
For If fellow doesn't do it,
Some other guy will beat him to 1t,
And the first will surely rue it,
"2S4;"
You might Az wen just make il high
While you've the chance, and do not
cry
The other fellow tells lie
If he makes" more
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
A HERO.

Ray Newland, the railway mail clerk
ON the Calumet Mackinaw City divis-
ion of the South Shore, who walked
from the carferry four miles To ST.
lgnace with the mails when the ferry
was tied up i'm an ice foe in the mid
die of the straits IA short time ago
is listed with the heroes of the day.
Mr.. NcWland this week received u
postal card from an admrer; asking
for a photograph. The card read, in
effect:
Dear Mr. Newland: Will YOU kind
ly send me a photo Of yourself. | am
Il great admirer of heroes and have
photographs Of many, including Theo-
dorc Roosevelt and DR.. Cook"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

You viii see new hair-tine and dOwny
at first-yes-bul really new hair
sprouting ont all over your scalp-Dan
derine is. we believe, the only sure
hair grower; destroyer of dandrun and
cure for itchy scalp ana it never fails
to stop falling hair at once.
If YOU want 10 prove how pretty and
soft your hair really is. moisten a cloth
with a little Dandernc and carefully
draw il through your hair--taliing one
small strand 1T q time Your hair viii
be soft. glossy ana beautiful IN Just
q few Moments delightful surprise
awaits everyone who tries this.
CAdvertiser,enN
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
NEW WHITE HOPE.

Calumet has new white hope" q.
Is. BARLEY embalmor at the Olsen
morgue. Although not Hercules, Mr.
BARLEY says he is perfectly willing to
box" Jack Johnson, Sam Langford,
Joe Jeanette or any of the other dusky
hcavies.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
THEIR ONLY HOPE,

perfectly proper for an unmarried
woman to make use of the prefix
Mrs" one single lady already has
appropriated that title. She might aS
well It's hard to see how any OF
her brethren would bestow that title
upon her.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

tend II They are your stable boys.
your coachmen. chauffeurs. office and
errand boys your butlers and Wallets
Won are massaeed manlcured ana
coiffed NV "A Japanese woman and her
sister IL your baby's nurse. If this
were an amalgamatlon with the
white race would he almost imnossi-
ble for when ana neonIa a. tho ser-
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
HE HAD HIS NERVE.

Phil Furlong, manager of the Red
Jacket Superior pharmacy, has dis
covered a new form of pest. Most
people are familiar with the lead PEN
ell pest. but Phil claims originality IN
unearthing the match pest AS is
usual at most cigar counters, the
glass case at the Superior pharmacy
formerly had among it's accessories 4
box of matches. We say formerly be-
cause an automatic cigar lighter has
recently supplanted the lucifers. But
the matches might have been there
vet If it were not for Mr. Furlongs
pest. One day, as he was standing
near the counter Mr.. Furlong saw one
of his patrons deliberately open the
match box. remove two matches, place
them on the counter for the next pat
ron and put the box in his pocket.
Let's have a light, pard.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
A VALIANT YOUNG MEX.

\ valiant young Mex from Chihuahua
WHO never drank aught but pure aqua,
Thought he'd revolute,
But the officers knute.
So he died in the preside pladua.-
whatever that isl
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
MonsoIians in Banks.


In banks, business offices. in every
place where accuracy, clear-minded-
ness and business acumen are neces-
sary requisites, both Japanese and
Chinese are employed in large num-
bers and many of them have large
holdings in the various corporations,
1t is doubtful if there is another city
in the world where the peoples of
widely different races are being treat
ed so nearly as equals. and Honolulu,
rs an American city, is apparently do
ing nothing To protect against this as
simi,ation of the Orientals
1t is in the public schools that one
sees the melting pot actually boiling.
Including the Portuguese with the
whites-whch the census does not
the sixteen public schools of the city
are caring, on an average, for four
colored children to one that is white,
while in one of the primary schools,
outside of the Oriental quarters, there
is an average attendance of 4l0 pupils
of whom only six are white. There
Is no segregation whatever I'm any of
the public schools. all Of the children
receiving the same treatment ana the
same training. From the highest
bred American youngster down to the
pickaninny there is absomtelygn no race
favoritism shown. etti
At one school | watched u class Of
sixteen girls go through a drill. in the
form of a graceful dance, the parti-
cipants being paired off i'm this man
ner Japanese and pure Hawaiian /;
Chinese and Korean; Japanese and
Hawaiian Chinese negro and pure
white Americans; Hawaiian Shinese
and Hawaiian white:efJaRif;S9 and
Hawaiian white; Chinese hldi1apan-
ese. Japanese ana pure M, tRus-
siam. TN&Na
Racial Equality
They were an Exceedingly happy
looking lot Of girls. the only one
seemingly possessing an idea of su-
pcriority bcing the little African. hut
this probably merely because she
knew she was a better dancer. tn"
principal of the Royal school who is
a Tenncsseean, believes in and ad-
vocatcs the equality of all races, and
his school has every color of man,
with the exception of red. Ten names
from the school roster. read as fol-
lows: Wong, Smith, Rodriques. Mu-
ratio, Wah. OTTO, Kahn, Fernando,
Tsuklyama and Chong. All the chill
dren seem to be fairly well American
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
WARNING IN EPITAPH.

In the old cemetery under Brock
ways Nose" near Copper llarbor, Is
an unusual cpitath, IN that besides
marking the grave of he who reposcs
beneath, ii sounds Il note of warning.
Upon wooden cross is painted this
single inscriptions
Johnny was drowned"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Why do The suffragettes IN Eng
land single out glass as objects Of
their wrath?
A.-Recause 1t reflects their fea-
lures.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Do YOU think the United States
ought Ia recognize the government Of
Mexico?
Ave do not believe Uncle Sam or
anyone else could recognize il If they
saw IT,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Do You think the English suffrd-
gettes are gaining anything by their
tactics?
Ayes, they are developing into
straighter throwers
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-WhO is Emmelinc Pankhurst?
A-Emmeline is the English ANA
Zon who put rage in suffrage.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
JUST DOPE
"A Little Awful Stuff by the Staff

bunch that the preacher who ate thir-
ty-two pancakes AT one sitting would
make a good one.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.

Q.-Can you advise me as TO the
best way To get a living?
Earn il.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
JAPS 0vERRUN
HAWAIIAN ISLES
lntrenched in Business and Bank
Ing, Says Writer

san Francisco, Feb. 27.-Ilonolulu,
with It's growing population Of 52 900.
IL nomiBally an American city. which
would lead one to believe that II is
populated for the most part by the
white race, says the Hawaiian cor
respondent of the Pittsburg Gazette
Times. More than three fourths Of
Honolulu's inhabitants are, however
other than white. AL the colored races,
with their various admixtures OF
blood, having their representatives
here.
The predominant race, ia point of
numbers. Is the Monaghan. and Of
these the Japanese outnumber the
Chinese ten 10 seven. After the Asia
ties come the Hawaiian people them
selves and close upon their heels, nu
merically, are the Portuguese, who,
according to the United States census
are not grouped with the Caucasians,
but in a class by themselves. Then
there are the Turks, Negroes, Kor-
cans, Polynesians and a rapidly grow
ing quantity of mixed breeds. In al
the islands Of the territory of Hawaii
less than s per cent of the entire pop
ulation is pure Caucasian.
This mixed state of affairs is caus-
ing students in physiology and bio-
logy to speculate as To what the
product of the melting pot will be af-
ter another generation or so. VIII the
composite output of the crucible be
American. or what? The crucible is
undoubtedly here and into it are being
dumped little bits of all the nations
of the inhabitable globe.
No Oceupational Ban.
In the eyes of the visitor Honolulu
is hive Of busy little brown men.
Chinese and Japanese are everywhere
evident. They cook your food ana
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

This is the time of the year that the
office holders are real nice tn the
newspaper reporters and the coz
yums" are filed with boots ana
boosts"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

There will be a telephone bowling
tournament" rolled of in several
towns of the peninsula, including cal
umet tonight. Why doesn't someone
arrange for scientific" bowling
tournament so we can publish some
real good scores?
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Winter is i'm our midst and we are
i'm the midst of winter. Bowling is
kicking up it's heels i'm great shape ana
the hockey bug ravishes the land. Yet
the baseball bug is clamoring for at
tention.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Who has President elect Wilson
selected for his secretary Of the In
terror?
Ave don't know, but We have q
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

sort of ha2y idea that this Calumet
iaurium bunch Of reportcr-printer-
Dowlers are going to blue pencil' the
copy of the Houehton bunch at Hough-
ton in day or so
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

With our prosecuting attorney get
ting after some Of the saloons ana
some Of the slot machine operators.
why not put into force all of the blue
label" laws? Cribs has no reference
~ a certain brand Of cntsupD
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Mrs. Nice of Pontiac, is seeking
a divorce. Do you know on what
grnupdqo
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Talking about bowling. we have 2
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Do you think "a woman should
pay 500 for a hat?
A.-Certainly not. Let her husband
pay il Of she has one).
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Do you think the income tax is
Just?
A.--Well. as We are not affected by
It, we believe it's fair enough
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Or. Hutchinson says Eat what
YOU like" DO you think that's good
advice?
Ayes, if YOU can afford il.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
SOME LITTLE JUNK.

Dc your political advertising early
and avoid the rush.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Do You think the trust question
viii. ever be settled?
A.-Not until all the people who
charge things are dead
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

A.-Because her husband is not.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-What form of punishment do
YOU think should be meted out to wife
dcserters?
A-LSend 'em To Mexico.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.--Is Michigan the most progress
sive law-making state
A.-Minnesota has the jump on us.
II intends To put "a bill through To stop
the killing of frogs.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Bachelors are to be taxed in
Illinois. Why not tax maiden ladies'?
A.-But that would be double taxa
tion-thcir patience is sorely taxed
now.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27
No Occupational Ban.

In the eyes of the visitor Honolulu
is hive Of busy little brown men.
Chinese and Japanese are everywhere
evident. They cook your food and
serve it; clean your house and keep
it; make your clothes, launder and
mend them; plant your garden and
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-02-27

Q.-Can you advise me as to the
best way To get living?
A-Earn il.
Q.-WhO is Emmeinc Pankhurst?
A-Emmeline is the English ANA
ION who put rage in suffrage.
Q-Mrs. Nice of Pontiac, is seeking
a divorce Do you know on what
grounds?
A.-Because her husband is not.
Or Hutchinson says, Eat what
YOU like" Do you think that's good
advice?
Ayes, if you can afford it,
Q.-Do you think the income tax is
Just?
A.--Well as We are not affected by
it, we believe it's fair enough.
Q-Do you think a woman should
pay 500 for a hat?
A-Certainly not. Let her husband
pay it cir she has one).
Q.-What form of punishment do
YOU think should be meted out to wife
dcserters2
A.-Send 'em to Mexico.
Q-Do You think the trust question
will ever be settled?
A.-Not until all the people who
charge things are dead
Q-Bachelors are TO he taxed in
Illinois. Why not tax maiden ladies'?
A.-But that would be double taxa
tion--thoir patience is sorely taxed
now
Q-Is Michigan the most progress
sive law-making state
A-Minnesota has the jump on u.s.
II intends to put "a bill through To stop
the killing of frogs.
Q.--Who has President elect Wilson
selected for his secretary Of the in
terror?
AZ, dop,t Enovv but we have a