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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
ColonistS' Specials.

Coiot.,Sts ,X epec'al I ntdI,IS WI, W., ue Il tal
in addition to the regular trains, accord
Ing to an announcement made yesterday
from the offices OF the Chicago, Milwau-
kee q 81. Paul. They Will he operated
over that road in connection with the
Hartman lines. They will leave Omaha
over the Union Pacific on March l6. II,
Is, and April 13. Il. ID and Is, carrying
tourist sleeping cars only,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
OPERETTA
is WELL RECEIVED

The ,uvcnie operetta. Snow Whito ana the
Sogcn Dwarts." received with every owl
dcnce OF appreciation by iurSo audience nj
Whitney hall lHst evening. The opercttn will
bo repeated this evening and the scat sales In
dlcate record breaking attendance
While tho entire opcretta Is good. Miss Dolly
Christensen and Miss Beth Whitney the
features last night, Mise Christensen gnvo songs
and fancy dances. and Miss Whitney gave char
actor SONGS in costumes and alBo danced.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
Big Order for Cars.

An order for 1000 cars has just been placed
By tho American Refrigerator Transit company
with the consent OF B. f Bush, president OF
The Missouri Pociflc-Tron Mountain Another
moco OF the roads OF which Mr.. Bush ia preai-
dent. has been tho appointment of additional
commissioner Of agriculture UrUl l. 4.
Markham has been commissioner OF agriculture
for the syRtnm Hereafter he will devote all
or his attention TO tho work along the line Of
tho Iron MounatiD. aud George * Andrews wll
have supervision tho lines OF tho Missouri!
Pacific. with headquarters in St Louis.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
DOUGLAS PARK DEED
PLACED ON RECORD

Tho deed by which Dnuslnr Park. consisting
n. 100 arras ,.Gq .ronsferrol TO The Hubbard 10
,,c.f,r,r, company ny The Donrihs Heights Land
g Investment company, recorded yesterday.
Tho amount of the sale is glyou ne sleQ, 600. The
n,,rchaso wss rudo I,rcc yenrs ago. since then
,i,s Uubburd fnycKtnicnt company and dook1 e
Ncr,Ttnoy roni ostain dealers. have been selling
~. have gponl uboui jiO0. 90, on Douglas
p.rs A." said ". ". Hubbard. president OF tho In
,c.i;nont company. last night and more thHn
TSno ooc moro win be invested thorn ~ home
bulIderr IN tho near futurc-thosc Who have pnr-
chased lots from ~. Tho average cost OF homes
,hr-c nov Il moro thsu $4,000. Houses worth
az ooa ana 40 coo aro to be Con0uuctoi
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
|freekIe-Faee
| t,su,.' 'ah y March Bring Out Un-
'pots. How to Remove
n Easily.

! d. tSS Aaow how easy IT. is 70 re
all you ~ spots 30 that no one
eply Suu Sa, ircckle-facc7
srtnptb on ounce of othinc. dou.
2 "Tbe ron Schramm.John
,ssd st",nM. M never Substitutors, fivJ
!. ,s'oujd H. 10 epd one night treat
q your.oieo airow YOU how easy II is
'aftuI con'n,t OF treckles and get a
4. u Fob.pieHiOn. The san and
We and va ary and March bring ont
n tho tho az result more othinc is
iuAes fina months: and druggists
70 ,un, md 1t difficult IN gcf suf.
|ier n" e"pply the calIs, Re EnI ,,,rn ~ 20
4 !. ,olS U double strength othine ~ ~
il fail guarantee Of money
aeaemcni " remove the frcckles.
/
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14

sens track and found his camp within
three miles OF the pole
SeVers! photographs OF Scott and his
From the time OF reaching the pole
Petty OFFICER Evapss condition gave
great anxiety but good progress was
made on the return journey over the
great pleateu in medium weather Be-
fore descending the Beardmore glacier
DR.. Wilson and Lieutenant Bowers col
iected number of fossils on Buckley
lei rf
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
Arrested at Bingham.

William logger who ls alleged to have
cashod had check for $3.50 here re-
ham and brought In from there by
Deputy Sheriff Nephl Jensen last night
The police had been after joeger FOR
several DAYS anj the arrest was made
upon Information furnished Ia Sheriff
Andrew Smith by Detective Herbert
lcicltor.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
Sneed Jury COMPLETED.

VERNON roSnS. Feb. l5.--Tho lX-y which viii
tr, John Gea sneSd. accused Of murder IN con-
ncc;lou with the killing Of Albert Il. Boyco Jr..
AZ AMARILLO Texas. September ~ last, was COM
plc,ed late today. Taking Of testimony viii be
begun when court convencs tomorrow morning.
A lnECe nmmhoG. Of Miineasoa arc hore 70 testfy.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
TAFT Assists at Dedication.

WASHINGTON, Feb. iG.-Presidcnt
Taft today assisted IN the laying OF the
cornerstone OF the new Unitarian All
Souls church. The presiden, and Dr.
Samuel Elliott. president Of the Ameri-
can Unitarian association. made speeches.
The Rev. L. B. Pierce. pastor OF the
church, is chaplain Of the senate.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
'ptt Last to Die.

|ir,siu Scott was the last to die.
az, so it would appear from the
f@n describing the position Of
= b&ies when found.
bro days have gone since Premier
.ih declared in the house OF COM
p that Captain SCOTS last appeal
Ha not "fall on deaf ears, - but
ti,s has been done by the govern
and painful impression is be-
uaHd by this official iuactiou.
Tsat memorial service is 20 be
IL 81, Paul cathedral tomorrow
'iNh King George will be present,
|rl businesses aud factories through
Ehs country will cease work for five
11s at noon tomorrow as tribute
n memory Of the dead heroes,
t'a funds organized for the relief
Y relatives OF the members of the
'"u9a and for a permanent me-
VI 70 the gallant dead are CROWN O
z, and now total more than $780,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14

AND THE STATE or UTAH. LOCAI-GBN-
ERALLY FAIR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY.
Comparative weather data az Salt Lake City,
February IS. 1873
Highest temperature today was Il degrees. hsh-
est in this month since 1871 Is degrees; low
ost last night % degrees: lowest this month
since 1874 l3 dcgreea below Zoro: mean TOM
porature for today SO degrees; normal was
32 degrees: accumulated excess since the first Of
rhc month iS IS deEroos: accumulated deficiency
since January 1 10 90 degrees.
Relative humidity n today Is per
cont; relative humidity at p. today Al
pcr cent.
Total precipitation for the twenty-!our hourF
ending nt p. none; total for ,hIg month
20 date is 10 of inch. accumulated deficiency
for this month date iy 81 OF iDch total
precipitation since Jonuary 20 doto is 81 OF an
inch; accumulated deficiency aimee January I
10 III inches.
WEATHER OBSERVATIONS.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
Mrs. Lonpsou at Rest,

Funeral services for Mn. Hlllah Long6on. who
died lest Moniay. held In tho Sugar House
uard chapel yesterday afternoon OF o'clock.
Eishop Nurbcr. Savage ~ Parley'H ward offl-
c,eted Music was furnished by momOcrr Of tho
ward cbolr lp,crmcpt was IN tho City cenlc-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
CORNELL. SMOKER TO
BE HELD MARCH lc

>tn,bo.s o, tho Cornell Alumni association held
meeting ut The University club last night and
decided 20 hold a smoiSor. probabs at The club
ICONS OIL Mnrch i5 There nrc 100 members of
Inc asrocistIon in Utah. Tho association ases
hsi all Cornell sond thclr names to Paul
wIilismc. In the DcSerot Ne~e building.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14

PIERRE. g. H.. Feb. IA mothers pension
act Was introduced in the state legislature TO-
day. Tho bill provides for pension OF SIS
month 90 mothers OF dependent CHILD and
pendent child
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
Direct Election Passes.

SPRINGFIELD, H.. Feb. 1S.-The
house today concurred with the state sem
ate in the adoption OF the resolution for
the direct election OF United States sens-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
fjlTT DEP0T5
|||lBB[5D Of FUEL,
| NOW THE HIN 7
.a,,ss Manager Says Ex-
;,sr,r Himself Distributed
II II and Found 1t
N MlSSlllS.
;lp FUND $4,000;
lcoyERNMENT INACTIVE
e,t Memorial Service viii
s|h Held in St. PauPs
Il Cathedral, With the
Il King Present.
In FUND $4,000;
INACTIVE
!, r,hia TO The Tribune.

OyDoN, Feb. 13.-''Ihere has
hsen 9 shortage of fuel for
rbicb I cannot account
This strange phrase in the
L.. message written by Captain
- While face TO face with death
r The dominating problem in con
H. with the terrible disaster IN
rarcee. Commander Evans's ex-
s,,sou that the shortage was due to
hHurs Of the party to keep up the
cr,,e peed that was expected on the
,r ,ourDey is not deemed sufficient
|, ,kxyinsing here. It still leaves un-
|raisd the mystery Of Scott S
akur. nFor which | cannot account. .
3 c,.rander Evans, who might pos
Er bs!p clear up the mystery, states
b 70 purpose can be served by max
wbic "further narrowing de-
Z H. The other survivors Of the ex
!. frbn for the moment arc equally
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14

The Want Columns appeal to a great
diversity of interests
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
WEATHER FORECAST.

WEATHER FORECAST FOR SALT LAKE CITY
AND THE STATE or UTAH. LDCAI-GES-
ERALLY FAIR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
TEMPERATURE.

WEATHER oHsERvATros
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-14
Mothers Pension Bill.

IndjcRtos below zero.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
NEAR THE TOP IN FRUlr
Michigan Ranks Second In Apples,
Raspberries and Currants; Fourth
in Cherries and Blackberries.

Michigan ranks we'll as a fruit state
1t is not the largest nor the most
populous of the states in the Union,
but it is well toward the top as a fruit
producing section. According to the
latest census statistics, il ranks sec
ond in the production of apples, rasp-
berries and currants, and third in the
production of pears, grapes and goose
berries, is fourth in the production OF
cherries and blackberries, and fifth in
the production of strawberries.
1t is more than likely that it will
hold first place for number Of the
fruits when the next census is taken,
as there have been in the neighbor-
hood of two million trees set out in
the western part of the state during
the past four years. and there will be
still heavier settings during the next
few years. These trees are largely OF
three kinds-apples, cherries and
peaches. Michigan is also forging
ahead as a currant and gooseberry
section.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
HUBBY WAS LEFT GUESSING
And at This Date He Still Is Wonder
ing Just Who Was the Unkissed
Female.

Mr.. Brown issued forth from Fair
bank Terrace and wended his way to-
wards the village in. An insurance
agent named Dawson was holding
forth.
do you know Fairbanks Terrace?"
Several nodded assent, and Mr..
Brown became more deeply inter-
ested.
We'll, believe me, gents, I've kissed
every woman in that terrace except
one"
Mr.. Browns face assumed a purple
hue and hurriedly quaffing his ale, he
quilted the barroom Rushing home,
he burst in at the door.
Mary" he shouted, do you know
: that insurance chap Dawson?" Mary
nodded assent. WELL" he continued,
1--we just heard him say he's kissed
every woman in this terrace except
one"
Mary was silent for a moment, and
then with a look OF wUmanly curios'
ity said:
II wonder which one that IS"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
TO MARKET THE FRUIT
COOPERATIVE ASSOCIATIONS OR
CANNED IN WEST MICHIGAN.
Plan Is to Help the Grower Get More
Than 35 Cents Out Of Each Dollar
Paid by the Consumer for
His Produce.

Cooperative fruit marketing asso-
Citations are being organized in the
different parts of Western Michigan
preparatory TO the marketing of the
1918 crop. Organizations have already
been formed at Hart, Northport,
Grand Rapids and Kewadin. At each
of these places a slightly different
plan Of procedure has been followed
out, but all have the same end, name
ly to help the fruit grower to get
more than thirty-five cents out OF
each dollar paid by the consumer.
At each point there is different
problem 10 be solved. The Oceana
county people are trying TO arrange
for a water route to market for their
fruits, the Northport fruit growers
want better prices, as do the Grand
Rapids growers. The Kewadin fruit
men have found good markets in the
upper peninsula of Michigan and now
desire better transportation facilities.
The Hart and Grand Rapids fruit
growers are largely concerned in the
marketing of peaches, while the
Northport growers have cherries and
apples to sell and the Kewadin fell
lows principally apples.
Last year the fruit growers about
Fenville organized a selling associa-
ton and enjoyed considerable success.
Apples were introduced into new mar
kets and carload lots sold to grocers
who formerly bought their fruit from
Chicago distributors. One of the first
things the association did was to pro
vide for system of grading and
packing directly under it's control.
Experts employed by the association
settled the grade, which their fruit
when packed, was to be rated at.
These growers are bound by an iron
clad contract which ties them togeth-
er in such manner that violations
OF the rules as to packing are almost
impossible and discovery means a
heavy fine.
Each of the new associations will
provide a more or less elaborate grad
ing and packing system with compe-
tent inspectors so that the Western
Michigan fruit will be found TO be
more uniform in quality this season
than ever before.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
How to Acquire More Self Control.

To acquire more self control and
confidence perhaps the best step is to
make yourself face disagreeable tasks
with courage.
Do not be easily routed when you
have determined on q course Of action.
Perhaps the most disagreeable thing
one meets in the course of a business
day is the occasion for tactful yielding
what one desires to say, to be agree
able to people who do not appeal to us,
to give pleasant answer when we are
more inclined to give a curt one-in
brief. to act according to the dictates
Of conscience on any and every occa-
sion.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
Sudden Willy"

A late professor was wont to relate
a rather characteristic story of the
boyhood Of the present German en-
peror.
The professor was conversing with
Empress Frederick concerning her son,
when her majesty remarked deprecat-
ingly respecting her eldest born:
"Mein Willy list so plotzlich." ("My
Willy is so sudden.")
Could anything have summed up the
kaiser, as boy and man, better than
this colloquial confidence of his impe-
rial mother?
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
Only Make Believe.

A visitor at the home of a famous
author was greeted by little daugh-
ter of the latter. Engaging the little
girl in conversation, the visitor OBJ
served:
Aren't you proud to think your
papa is famous?"
The little girl nodded.
HE writes stories. doesn't he?"
Lowering her voice, the child re-
piled:
They're not real stories; he just
makes them up himself"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
Time Is Sometimes Kind.

Father Time is not always a hard
parent. and, though he tarries for
none of his children, often lays his
hand lightly upon those who have
used him well, making them old men
and women inexorably enough, but
leaving their hearts and spirits young
and in full vigor. With such people
the gray head is but the impression
Of the old fellows hand in giving
them his blessing, and every wrinkle
but a notch in the quiet calendar
of a well-spent lifej-From Barnaby
Ridge.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
German prinees, wanderlahr.

The prince OF Wales might possibly
enjoy his German trip still better If
he could view the country in the un-
conventional way followed by the
German crown prince and his broth
ers. Like all the HohenZollerns, the
kaiser's sons were taught trades, and
their father also allowed them to taste
the delights of the "wanderjahr,"
which still forms part of the education
of most German artisans.
In the case of the young princes
the year was split up over several sue
cessive summer holidays, which they
spent tramping through Germany.
knapsack on back, and sleeping at
roadside inns. They travelled without
a servant. accompanied only by their
military governor, Colonel Won Falken.
heyn. and were scarcely ever recog-
nized.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14

Louis p. Haight of Muskegon, who
has been spending his surplus capital
and spare time for the past five years
on the Haight experiment farm, which
farm is conducted for the purpose of
discovering the agricultural methods
that can be most successfully followed
for the light soil lands of Western
Michigan. He is trying various pro-
grams of cultivation and many differ
ent fertilizers. He has been having
great success with sand vetch and al
falfa. On October LIST last, when the
above picture was secured, he had
corn that was eleven feet high, sand
vetch seven feet high, and alfalfa six
teen inches high.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
UnsympathetIc.

The following story is one OF John
Drew's favorites.
A man lost his life in great food.
He was dead. but In the spirit world
he lived over and over again the ap-
palling scenes and incidents through
which he had just passed. 1t seemed
to him that he must talk it over with
some one.
He therefore approached an elder
ly man and told him the story OF how
he died, giving vivid word picture
and making lurid tale. To his great
surprise, the old man showed little
interest; in fact, he appeared to be
bored. At last. being rather annoyed
at such indifference, he asked the
reason.
Don't you know who l ann" asked
the other.
Why, no, don't" was the answer.
i've just arrived"
Well" said the other. II am Noah. "
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
AIM TO IMPROVE THE FRUIT
Many Orchard Demonstrations to Be
Held In Western Michigan
Territory.

Many orchard demonstrations will
be held in the Western Michigan ter
ritory the coming season under the
direction OF the horticultural depart
ment of the Michigan agricultural col
lege. Field Agent o. X. White, who
is well-posted upon orchard condi-
tions in the state, will visit those sec
tions where the fruit growers are
anxious for instruction regarding the
most approved methods for pruning
spraying and the packing of fruit. In
many cases, the meetings are being
arranged through the high schools
which have courses in agriculture
which high schools aim to keep in
touch with the fruit growers and
farmers of their respective sections
These orchard demonstrations con-
sist OF actual work in the orchard
which work is accompanied by a
running talk that gives the reasons
why the various things are done and
why they should not be done some
other way.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14

we'll and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. ! feel very grateful that
l found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter IL you wish. l
an serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron, Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
ADV
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
Commercial Notation.

1t gives an impressive idea OF the
immensely of the international trade
carried on in vessels to read that 55,-
000,0 tons of coal are consumed in a
year IN the furnaces OF ships en-
ployed in international commerce.
And there are certain modern freight
ers which transport a ton Of cargo a
mile by burning half an ounce of
fuel, which means moving ten barrels
of flour a mile with a piece Of coal
the size Of hickory nut.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
plan County Building.

A two thousand dollar educational
and fine arts building is being plan
ned by the Charlevoix County Agri-
cultural society, for erection upon tie
grounds at East Jordan for the com.
Ing summer.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
Maste rfulness Checked.

i've a good mind to go and jump
into the river" said n. Peck, at the
end of little domestic discussion, as
he picked up his hat and started out.
You come back here" said his wife.
IF you intend any such trick as that,
just march upstairs and put on your
old clothes before you start"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14

my breath was
short and l had
chills and back
ache. l took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return of the
paipitations. Am
now 60 years old,
able to do lots of
manual labor, am
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS
RICH IN CURATIVE QUALITIES
ron UAokAoHg. NHGUAArtoM- y
KIDNEYS AND BLADDER
the LATEST FASHION NOTE

Says: st 10 a wise prsoaution against ssss.sU.
holes In delicate hosiery 20 powder the ahsss
before putting them on" Many people sDstHAAs
the famous antiseptio powder. Aliens s-n.ssA
into the shoes. ana md that IL saves its ooss 40
times over in keeping holes from hosiery - vszD
as lessening friction and consequent sunAss2.D'
and aching OF the feet
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14

II takes a man who doesn't have to
live the. simple life to see the beauties
of it,
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14

Nine tailors are needed to make a
man, but there are lots of chaps whose
credit isn't good with one.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma~
lion, allays pain, cures wind collie sc bottle.A
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.

took about boxes Of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which 1 had suffered for 8 years.
had dizzy spells. my eyes pulled,
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14
Added Injury.
He-This steak Is burnt.
She-That's right-roast Il!

Be thrifty on little things like bluing. Don't
accept water for bluing. Ask for Red Cross
Ball Blue, the extra good value blue. ADV.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14

Every time a small man is called
upon to lay a corner stone he cackles.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14

Get the blunt man to come right to
the point.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-06-14

When gossip travels 1t always
throws on the high speed lever.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-05-09
knsw the Wind.

DR.. John Van Doren Young. secre-
tary Of the County Medical Society Of
New York. was talking at a dinner
about the unhealthiness Of brooms and
busters and especially Of household
pets.
''They who keep dogs and cats in
apartments" he said, Claiming that
the charms Of these animals overbal-
ance their unhygienic qualities. remind
me of q man whose residence bad a
gas plant to the north. a tannery to the
east aud a soap factory to the west.
"A friend commiserated with this
man on his homes unpleasant situa-
ton, but he answered, with a content
ed chuckle:
"'Why it's fine to live here. ! don't
need to go to the expense of a weather
cock to tell which way the wind II
blowing. '"-Roston Post.