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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11
Sends Man to Washington,

Vera Cruz Mex, Sept. o.
Prepal ed t. pay a roll almost
identical with that of John Lind
the personal representative OF
the Pr sident of the United
States. Manuel de Zamacona fNr.
mer A.nbassad II at Washington,
sailed from here this afternoon
and will proceed Immediately Ito
the American Capital. 1t is un-
derstood that Senior de Zamacona
will take up the diplomatic end
of the case at Washington for
General Huerta and that he will
take up unoficially as the Pre-
visional Presidents representa-
tive, with sufficient power, how
ever, 70 undertake negotiations.
What proposals he has been
instructed to place before Wilson
and Secretary Of State Byran are
not known generally, but it is
believed he will urge the necess-
ity of more cordial cooperation
between the two governments
and even recognition in order
thar the best interest of both be
conserved. It is asserted that
President Wilson will be assured
OF the good faith of Gen. Huerta
in rafraining from becoming a
candidate tor the presidency and
Of the tolding Of the election in
October.
1t is also expected Senor de
Zamacona will point out the alb.
surdity from Gen. Huerta's
point of view of entering into
;.ny agreement with the rebels, /
espt cially since the contention /
of the government is thai the
greater part OF the enemies Of
the government have no conpec- /
ton with any organized army Of !
rebellion. but b along to the bsn-
DIT element.
The sending of Senior de Fam
ac37a to Washington is regard
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11

Ever ybody is liable to "catch cold"
but those who give a cold proper at
tention never have serious lung dis
eases. 1t is neglect that makes them
serious. Prudent persons use BAL
LARD'S HOREHOUND SYRUP as
soon as the trouble appears and the
cold is cured at once. Price, 25c, zoe
and 81. 90 per bottle. Sold by Jas. IL.
Orme and Haynes & Taylor.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11
To Farmers of Crlttenden county.

Having the agency for the
best wood stave silo made, the
Indiana, and also ensilage cut
tiers, | would like to say that |
would like to see any who are
interested in a silo. This is the
time to have silo. have sold
five, and could sell a dozen more
in a few days if | had time to
call on those who need one. So
if you will call and let me ex-
plain to you about them, it will
certainly be profitable to you as
well as me. ]. N. Boston.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11

A sorethroat can be treated best
from the outside. The throat should
he rubbed gently with BILLIARDS.
SNOW EMINENT. Apply at night
and cover with cotton cloth bandage;
by morning the soreness will disap-
pear. Price 25c. SOC and $l.00 per
bottle. Sold by Haynes & Taylor and
James H. Orme. 9
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11
Notice To Teachers.

We now have grade cards fer
teachers, 80 cts. per hundred
plus postage. The Crittenden
Record Press, Job Rooms. Ma
rion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11

Envelopes, Letter Heads, Bill
Heads, Statements and Note
Heads are our specially. Don't
forget US when in need of such
items.
THE CRITTENDEN-RECORD PRESS,
Job Office.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11

The difference between beat =
tiful auSurn tresses and plain
red hair is sometimes only the
difference between your sweet
heart ard the other fellows
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11
Tie Record Pre- IS.
NARROW Ky. Sept. II, 1913
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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11

When in doubt. think tW ce,
coutt one hu.dr and then tell
the trlth
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11
To Cure a Cold in One Day

rake LAXATIVE BRoAio r.uinipe. stops Z
cough and Headache and works off the Co.
druggists refund money II II fails to cur 2
p w. GROVES signature ON each box. :
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-09-11

First buy your hair, then w 81
t.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-08-21
OUR entertainers.
Ten Per Cent Of Americas Population
Work TO Amuss the Rest.

Ten Per Cent Of AmsrIoa's Population
Work 70 Amuss the Rest
II has been roughly estimated that
10 per cent of US. the people Of the
United States. keep busy and earn our
living by amusing the other 90 per
cent This 10 per cent includes those
who do the actual work Of amusing-
singers in grand opera. light opera.
concert; actors In the Legitimate" the
aters. In vaudeville. In burlesQue. In
small shows: performers in the vari-
Gus departments of the innumerable
circuses, carnivals, street fairs. base
ball players, football players. basket
ball players. motor racers, aviators.
boxers, innumerable opponents Of in
Vulnerable forms Of professional ath-
lstics and professional sports.
Il includes also the people who pro
mote these amusements. who incorpo
rate companies and manufacture de-
vices to be used In amusing-flm com
panies. with armies Of employees In
the moving picture field. for example;
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-08-21

the people In their large ONCE forces.
the people who manage and direct the
aters, amusement parks, race courses,
athletic fields. etc.: stage hands, mech
anicians, electricians and employees In
countless other ramifcations Of the
general business Of amusement
1t includes those who originate
schemes Of entertainment, those who
finance them. those who manage them,
those who execute them, those press
agents. advance men. sign painters,
"spielers" and bankers" ETC., who ad-
vertise them and draw the attention OF
the rest Of us-the patrons who com
prise the other 90 per cent-World's
Work.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-08-21
lisxt Q Dry Smoker.

Liszt was dry smoker Of peculiar
type. Massenet. who knew him we'll
in his later years, tells N that Ldsxt
could not play unless he had a cigar
In his mouth. which he never troubled
to light He would sit down to the
piano with a cigar between his teeth
and keep munching It all the time he
played. When the cigar was quite
eaten up the able would rise from the
instrument exhausted
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-08-21

understand me. SIR. I cannot live
Sfthout your daughter"
"But don't you misunderstood me.
young man What | want to know
now b where you and Mary intend 10
I've after you have bssn married.
St. Louis Republic.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-08-21

JpporStnonoo.
II notice that you and Simmons don't
seem to be a. friendly a you were for.
merry"
mo. He has NO NE foe ne any
more"
whats the matterr
AT the club few nights ago he at.
tempted 70 toll joke at my expense.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-08-21

The archer who misses the target
turns 10 himself and not 10 another
aeor the cause Of his failure Confueius.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-08-21

ana by a lucky Inspiration l was able
to slip In a remark which turned the
laugh on him."-Chicago Record-Her.
aid
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
Continued from las, week.)

Placide laughed. Madame forgets
that I am an old Partisan rva /
was in the service of Madame de STEM
lis a month; in the service of Madame
d'Harlancourt for a week; with Ma
dame de Greux till I left her to better
my morals; with Madame de Gervais
till I had no morals left. Here l found
the handkerchief of Monsieur de Sar-
tines under a chair, here under a boil
ster."
do you dare to say
ooh. madame. I say nothing against
your honor. Monster de Sartines is
compounded of a minister Of police and
Of gallantry who left this handkerchief
lying by your bureau.
But the minister of police?"
II fear so. madame"
Who came in my absence to spy
upon me?"
II fear SO. madame"
why should l fear the minister Of
"why should all Paris dread him.
madame?"
II have nothing to conceal"
Perhaps madame has friends. !
speak only for madame's safety. but in
these times ones friends are some
times ones greatest enemies"
Madame Linden paused for a moment
in thought, then she broke out.
1T cannot be. He is a gentleman, a
noble. He-to come here as a common
spy. Impossible! Impossible! To me.
accredited to the court OF France
to me. Impossible! Impossible! He
must have called. Magot must have adj
mitted him: she is stupid. and perhaps
showed him up here. Go down and
ask her. Quickly"
Placide left the room n madame,
placing the handkerchief on the table,
turned to h bureau and opened the
top drawer.
mo. everything is in order. Impos-
sible! Impossible!"
Almost Immediately she had taken
the top letter from among the papers
at the writing. It was from a work
ing dressmaker, to whom she had in
trusted the alteration of a gown, In
closing q pattern Of the lining for. ma
"Ma fol" said She, II had forgotten
this. I should have written to say that
the color was correct, and now, with
out doubt. the dress will not be fin-
ished In time before I. leave Paris. But
where II the pattern Of the lining? ?"
The letter wa Just q square piece Of
time. Il had been fastened by . wafer.
She distinctly remembered replacing
the tiny pattern in the folded paper:
what, then, had becOmo Of It? It was
no longer In the letter.
She cast her eyes about, and there,
% the noor. lay the discriminating pat
shs stopped. picked Il up and Il that
@oment Plecide entered the room.
"hadame." s2td Plactde, "Ma1got
tnows nothing Of the matter" He
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
Wives Like Unto Jobl

At a dinner party in New York not
long ago the talk turned on the
virtue of patience as personified in
the patience Of Job.
At this a French woman at the Ia
BILE exclaimed with comic pathos:
Talk about the patience of the
late Monsieur Job! Any woman is
entitled to a like immortal reputation
who has ever had a husband at home
with a cold in his head!"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
T%ENDERFEET WIN
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
HILL AND SONS, THE DAT CHAM
PioNs, ARE cockNEYs BORN
AND BRED.

ty.bred in the worlds greatest
metropolis and unframed as to things
agricultural, were j. G. Hill and his
three boys when they settled on home.
steads at Lloydminster, in the Prov.
Ance OF Saskatchewan western Can.
ada). eight years ago. Today they
are the recognized champion oat grow.
ers OF the North American continent.
having won twice in succession the
silver challenge cup, valued at 81. 500.
&C the Fifth National Corn exposition.
columbia. S. c. The Plate. officially
known as the Colorado Dat trophy. is
emblematic Of the grand champion
snip prize for the best bushel of oats
exhibited by individual farmers or ex-
pertinent farms at these expositions.
Inc Hill entry won this year In the
1ace OF the keenest competition, hun
oreds OF exhibits being SEM by expe-
enced from all parts Of the
Uplted States and Canada. The oats
wfre grown on land which was wild
prairie less than four years ago.
When MI. Hill and his three sons,
VINO probably e saw a wider acre
age than the hills Of Hampstead
Heath, or the parks of London, came
to Saskatchewan eight years ago,t they
little more capital than was re-
CURED for homestead entry fees. They
filed on four homesteads. in the Lloyd-
minister district, which straddles the
boundary of Alberta and Saskatche-
wan. They went to work with a will.
ripping the rich brown sod with break
Ing plows and put in a crop, which
yielded fair returns.
They labored early and late and de.
MED themselves paltry pleasures, glad
to stand the gan for a while in rising
TO their possibilities. They talked with
successful farmers and studied crops
and conditions and profited by both.
The new life on the farm was strange
but they lever lost heart, handicapped
10 they were by lack OF experience
and capital.
h farm house, modern in every
respect, compares favorably with any
residence in the city. The Hills have
substantial bank accounts and their
credit is gilt-edge from Edmonton to
ana beyond.
There is nothing secret about our
methods nor is u plan copyrighted.
We first made a thorough study of
climatic conditions, soil and seed"
said Mr.. Hill. I'VE tended our crops
carefully and gradually added live
stock, realizing from the beginning
that mixed farming would pay larger
and certain returns than straight
grain growing. We have demonstrated
that tactic our satisfaction and the
result is that many Of the farmers In
the district are following our exam F.
pie"
The land that the Hills work is Of
the same class as may be found any
where in Manitoba, Saskatchewan or
Observation-Disclosures.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
PardonabIe curiosity.

81 see the cake quite plainly" said
the guest at the restaurant table
d'hote. as the waiter brought him
strawberry shortcake for dessert. but
there's one thing I'd like to know"
Yes, sir?" replied the waiter in a
tone Of respectful inquiry. What is
that"
Merely this. what does the straw.
berry representa-"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
Such h Life,

Such 10 Life.
He used to come back two or
three times tor a kiss"
And now in the mornings?"
Never unless he forgets his over
shoes or umbrella. "-Kansas City
Journal.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
LIKE MAGIC"
New Food Makes Wonderful Changes.

When a man has suffered from dys-
pepsia 80 many years that he can't r.
member when he had q natural appe.
tite. and then hits on a way out Of
trouble he may be excused for saying
ut acts like magic"
When it is q simple, wholesome
food instead of any 0ne Of q large num-
Der Of SO called remedies in the form
of drugs, he is more than ever likely
to feel as though q sort Of miracle has
been performed.
A Chicago man, in the delight Of 70
stored digestion, puts it in this way:
Like magic. fittingly describes the
manner in which Grape-Nuts relieved
me Of poor digestion, coated tongue
and loss Of appetite. Of many years
standing.
Il tried about every medicine that
was recommended to me. without 70
lief. Then l tried Grape-Nuts on the
suggestion Of a friend. BY the time
l had finished the fourth package, my
stomach was all right, and for the past
two months I have been eating with
Q relish anything set before me. That
Is something l had been unable to do
previously for years.
Il I'm stronger than ever and I con
slider the effects Of Grape-Nuts on .
weak stomach as something really
wonderful. 1t builds up the entire
body AZ we'll ~ the brain and nerves."
Name given BY the Postum Co, Battle
Greek, Mich.
There's . reason" and II Il e.
planned In the little book. ...The RoaA
70 Wellville," IN pkgs.
Ever read TIE abovo lotAoee 49,
= opDearo fro0 t1mo - 49, xhov
- ge.ssnes tsnes a90s1qo e9s19
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
During the Family Crouch

During the family Crouch.
Mr.. Snapperly (reading)-Man COM
mits suicide by jumping OF ferry
boat.
Mrs. Snapperly-Just like . man!
Why didn't he jump on q dock and
save 2 cents?-Puck.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06

Reasons Therefor.
Mrs. PRINTS dear little house looks
good enough to eat"
That is because she keeps it. in
apple pie order"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
Wanted to Keep hsr.

VvAUteU % Ne0p OUTe
she cost her father two thousand Z
year for clothes alone"
Il don't believe it."
Why not?"
He would not let me marry her"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06

Hope tor Us All, Then.
Even Dobblitz has his good
points,"
"A remark that is enough to make
the average man an optimist."
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
Their Location.

II have been looking over your
masters wardrobe. Where are his
spats?"
Mostly with the missus. SIR"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
Eaotism.

Euotism.
The Man (sourly)-The home team
always loses when ] go to a game.
I'm the hoodoo. all right.
The Woman-How can you be 90
conceited, John?
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06
SIOUX CITY PFC. Co, NO. 22-1eis.
Il Puzzled Him..

Il Puzzled Him,
Newedd-Did you spend SO much
money as this before l married youf
Mrs. Newedd-Why. yes.
Newedd-Then l can't understand
Why your father went on so when I
took you away from him.-Boston
Transcript.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06

M. winslow's Soothing Syrup for ohndvsa
teok1nG, sOftens the gums, reduces tndanna-
VeasaAays pain,cures wind colio.26c bottleA1A
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06

CONTINUED next vesk.)
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-06-06

Some men show good judgment BY
a lack of self-confidence.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1913-07-11
The Old Tin,e Staaeeeaeh

In 1762 there were. strange as II
seems, only six stagecoaches running
in all England. and Of course these
were the only public vehicles for trav-
elers- Even these were a novelty, and
a person named John CroSset thought
they were such a dangerous innovation
that he wrote pamphlet against them
These coachees," he wrote. make
gentlemen come TO London upon every
small occasion, which otherwise they
would not do except upon urgent ne
cessity Nay. the cOnveniency Of the
passage makes their wives come often
up. who rather than come such long
journeys on horseback would stay at
home Then when they come to town
they must be in the wade. get fine
clothes, 20 TO plays and treats and by
these means get such a habit OF idle
ness and love Of pleasure that they are
uneasy after"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1913-07-11
hCallinq the Meat"

Extolling the virtues Of the African
carrier" j. II. Harris In dawn In
Darkest Africa" tells of long caravan
march through vast forests when food
ran short. One of the natives suggest
ed calling the meat" Arriving at a
quiet spot, n son of the forest fell on
his knees, placed the tips of two fin
gers in his nostrils, emitted series of
calls which made that forest glen echo
with, as II were, the joyous cries of a
troop of monkeys" When he had re-
peated these tactics in several places
near by for about half an hour there
was an excited cry Of Here they
come" And soon "a score of monkeys
could be seen skipping from tree to
tree toward the inimitable monkey
cries Of our carrier" Four were shot
for the evening meal, and some of the
men were so furnished that they ate
the flesh raw"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1913-07-11
seotIanTs @Daft Days.-

So hilarious were the Old ceremo
mics Of welcoming the new year in
Scotland that Dec 81 and Jan l wou
for themselves the designation OF the
daft days Temperance legislation
has done much in resent years to mod
crate aud refine the festivities. which
still. however. assume extensive and
exuherant proportions Only s few
years ago & writer in the London
Chronicle in Edinburgh on New Years
eve saw the Black Msia" persmbu
latine the streets and picking OF the
hopeleSSly drunken persons from the
pavements and doorsteps for convey
ance TO the police station.
Ii was formerly the custom in Ire
land and Wales to carry s lantern
tastefully decorated with ribbons and
containing a wren, round each hamlet
and village on New Years day and
make calls on jewellers In cottage and
hall The bearers. swinging the Ian
tern at each door. would favor al
whom It might concern with a SONG
and receive a monetary reward
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1913-07-11

The fayorite dish Of the Servians
says a writer in the Wide World Maya
zine. consists OF a lamb or sucking pig
roasted whole over ashes \ pit is
first dug and illed with wool vine
branches for choice. as they give the
best favor and the FIRE is then allow
ed to burn for several hours. The ear.
cass is next impaled with stout stick
and slowly turned round and round
over the embers The result. after six
hours turning. is a very luscious meal.
for all the gravy is kept in and the
meat is unusually tender No picnic
in Scryia is considered complete with
out this delicacy. A story goes that
on one of his campaigns Napoleon no
ticed a group of Serylan soldiers cook
ing meat in this way, whereupon be
came up, inquired what they were do
ing, tasted the meat and was delighted
with 1t.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1913-07-11
Our First Sheemakera.

The great American industry Of shoe
manufacturing, which now amounts TO
$500. 600 annually, appears to have
had its beginning in Salem, Mass,
when Thomas Beard and Isaac Rick
erman, the first shoemakers of record
in this land. settled there after the
Mayfower had brought them over on
her second voyage. They We're ad-
judged so valuable an addition to the
little colony that the selectmen voted
to furnish them board and house room
free. The shoemakers who first came
to this country were most welcome
men, for in the earliest settlements Of
New England boots and shoes were
altogether an imported stock, and the
rough land Of the new country wore
out even the strongest boots in short
order. The growth of the shoe indus
try in the United States has kept pace
with other lines Of manufacture, and
America manufactures the best shoes
Of any nation in the world.-New Or
leans Picayune-
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1913-07-11
Races of Mankind.

The races OF mankind are Eve in
number white, yellow, brown. red
and black, or the Caucasian. Mongo-
Han. Malayan, Indian and negro. The
interrelationships Of these different
breeds have been the subject of study
with the specialists for ages. but the
disputes are as numerous as they were
when the study began Whether the
various races sprang from some one
original race and If so what that orig
inal race was, is question that Is still
in limbo. Between these FIVE races, as
found at present, there are physical,
moral and mental differences So mark.
ed as to seem to preclude a common
origin and yet, unless such origin is
assumed, the difficulty Of the case Is
greatly enhanced. Race origins are an
unsolved problem. New York Ameri
can
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1913-07-11
No crowdina In EnaIish Cara,

Americans submit to being compelled
to ride in cars so crowded that they
get their feet trOd on, their clothes
torn and get no seats. but pay just as
II there was no crowding and album
dant comfort
The Englishman is subjected to no
such injustice. And why? Because
when tramcars first came into vogue
an Englishman found the passageway
in a car filed with passengers. He
did not submit. He went TO court and
got damages, the court saying in ac-
cents which are echoing in England
yet:
"The carrier is obliged by law to fur
nish not only transportation, but COM
Portable transportation. This is no
more performed by furnishing trans
portation without a seat than It would
be by furnishing a seat without trans
portation. And this is not all-the pas
senger is entitled to free ingress and
gress."-Houston Chronicle.