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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

There's a world of satistac-
ton in buying Uneeda Biscuit
because you kno,O you Will
get what you want soda
crackers that are oven-tresh,
crisp, clean, appetizing and
nourishing.
Uneeda Biscuit are always uniform
in quality they are always alike
in crispness, in flavor they are
soda crackers you can depend
upon. And all because uneeda
Biscuit are uncommon soda crack
ers packed in an uncommon way.
Five cents everywhere i'll the
moisture proof package.
NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Shreycport Journal, Il Is rto-
hah,y true. a, poi'ted out hN =
fashion magazine. ma th1 Sh"i
| lue gown i, gong % - lay oA'tt
with the women this win, Y. hti'
inclines 10 tn h''i''
that the same amour. 81 long green
VII hc required 10 TAX one 81 ''A
home from he store
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

The national forests contain
waite, powers with 81 Aggregate
estimated capacity " lo.W"'"o"
horse power, available ia, Ms" m
der permit from the secretary :"
agriculture
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Al, l,vis \uv,r1. Who hae Al n"
=, >r,,l month. engaged 90 d''l4 y
w too canals ~ the NrS;rrD IA
,,i N,rn,,l,ou Parish, MAS IN Town y
,,,,. al DAYS ihc s'arlN rar -
IN, week IN. canals Y" y 'hta.l'N
yin ~, omplsh gr"a f9S'li ! ~ ~
dr.iusp. OF hat section NJ ~
pra, .icaliN demonstrated ~ 80,
ur,,t anOln. al water Mh''fi TOW
IL way To sea through I've 'n'om
nj,tcd canals after the h"aNN ta'n"
al last week
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11
SOME GOOD
ADVERTISING

The Pacific Nn.ual Now !, ruh-
,ishea at Los Angeles. I al, under
date of October t7t, 1913 carries
u, al OF matter pertaining - 'hl5
state and It's interests. u ~ h'ah-
tiiullv aud clearly illustrates NY
number OF half. onr GUS f'oa
good pho sogt,phs. On the f'"hs
cover page appear good Pie urfs 81
veteran If, Insurance agent, Mt.
X. &. Sealey OF this city: also,
portrais of Mr.. W. u. Sharp.
The following pages dascf'hp ana
illustrate scenes about New Or
leans. On page ~ find he FOL
| lowing tex
"Mr. v. G. ScaleN has suec 'sstullS
| alkeh. Pacific Mutual policWs At
| New iberia t.h, homo 81 tahas3 q
! sauce, for more han tea years.
Mr.. Paul \. Coles and Mr.. ". =,
sharp are also oil campaign'rs ~
The D,nk el4pial agency
Theu follow good VieN, OF lee-
rias sal. mines; Main stree. New
iberia: and Rayou Irch@ mad" "a
nous IN "ENangtln4.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

The annex 10 NJ. Carmel Convent
/. progressing very n'c"'N. no,-
Outstanding Nc delays caused hN
uufa,orahl, Wra,h' n Mr.. Eug"n.
Guilto. i. the contractor. BN tins
addition the tonNrn. Viii NOR
ihan hOuhlr IL. capacity Tor wv
,c,ommoda ION of students.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

This paper will not r"h'sh COZ"
,,,,nicatioua Whrr" tn" writer ~
nntnown 80 the editor. W" an
,.,ac;.,e the compliment conveyed
=, sanalnv ~ ~ articl" for rnN''
cstion. and iuNit" them tut 'n'
writer's nam. and address must N'
made known 10 the paper
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

One Of ihe large forest nnr-
series IN ;hf United Sta,es is con
duc.td ~ the foree, service near
Haugeu. Montana l. is known as
the SaNonac nursery ana has ca
naritv Of i,n00,ne0 young trees a
wear.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Children ihai arc pals. sich', aud
petvish, with dark Rugs undo ihe
eyes, tickle appetite. aud VT" ap-
y, ar 10 &c; no nou'ishm" lf"m
the food they "a. are surely sutirf-
from worms. G,yc shcm WHITES
CREAM NEKMitItgE and noe the
wonderful improNemrns. Th"> '""n
takeCpn flesh aud ar rosy, act'.@
and cheerful. Prihn 25c per bottle.
Sold By ESrORGE DRUG co.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Mare than onr.tnnIlh ~ all The
sheep ia III. eleven states n"a'"s'
The Pacific coast ~" gtaH"h 90
The national forests
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

II is fairly certain that oi.'2N GU
lie fec, OF natural ga. ~ assured
under n pressure OF !, Tvs, Is ann''-
ally going 10 vase AT the pump
ing station OF the Southern Pacit'e
railroad Comran, Al this place.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

When quality and price are the
considerations. we believe il is to
your interest to let us figure on
your printing. We 10 Tor others
why not for your
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Mr.. II. y. Gates has sufficiently
recovered from hi recent aeci-
dena to indulge IN shof, outings
by buggy rides 10 the drligh, of
his many friends.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Summer stu fingers on the loh,
u lille Fall hangs on. \. more
northern ATTITUDES. Fall promis =
10 have very shor. inning !, Win
ter arrives on schedule time this
wear
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Cadillac. Mich y I'rn' i'h !"
b. the foremost city ~ lac Gown
,rv to, varied and los" n'l'IIa
non Oi tnlaa' products
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

ANY erroneous reflection upon 'he
standing or reputation OF any person
arm or corporation which may appeal
!, the columns Of the lbcrlan VIII ho
.iadly corrected # brought to the ~
.er.ion Of the editor
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Re, E { krainCI who was pas
ten az FpIphauS Church. this 81, ",
for many yG9rs was y N,sltp t 90
lri,u,j., her, ,rs. rrdaN. ENprNc enc
q, n, met him wa npliuh rH to see
BIN docking 20 wei 1T +" enduring
sirh 4 &rNrrl, spell oi sickness y"
he suffered \ few weeks ago
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

The Mayor has recently arpo,nt-
"a number ~ he'rgaura " '''
Interstate Inland Nater"a on
,cusion ia he hr'd ut Orange. ''''
rs. on thu 18th and ls;h instant
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Fresh Flower Seed for sale at
Millard's News Depot, 1912 crop,
lust received. All fresh. Make
your selections for your winter
growing now.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11
General Building Materials
Prostate Roofing y speeialtN.
BERTRAND LUMBER co

There are ahou - pines native
~ the United States, Of which -
are western species, anu " eastern.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Much Of the cork used through
on, the world comes from Portugal
" hich harNests anou, 5o.Hoo tons q
NAAT.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

convenient, Pocket Mnp OF
Louisiana. showing all towns anu
poatoffices, railroads and espreas
offices, latest census, etc, - CENTS.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Nose of the delegates from ih,
diffcrent parishes to the coastitu-
tional convention have been select
ed without oppps,tion
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Germany is said 10 have an o>r r-
supply of fores,ers: SO that Welt
educated men have hard work to
secure even Inferior POSITIONS.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Mrs los u RrIll1rr accom-
n,ni,d by he, two daughters.
Miss Jessie aud little a'lpiie,
left last Saturday on 1Ia'n No y.
inr New Orleans, thence I" ~
LuuIs. where she Is taking MAJ !"
-. t., j, Saul.a,,um ~ undergo
treatment TO, paralysis
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

The Bayou T.cha has been very
slow getting back mo is hani, >
after carving Oft the ram f'v"',
az n.arl, NO weeks ago, \ GOOD
s,yp ol water yrt prevails.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Many have suggested Lrs
George do it," We would suggest.
bic It's job printing, "le' the The
rian do il.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11
ELECTRICIAN and MECHANIC
FRANKLIN.

, . practical maya for every
enc who wants to learn about elec-
tricity, or who uses tools. lts arti-
cles tell you how to make flying
machines, wireless telegraph ap-
parstus, dynamos, engines, furni-
tire, models, ETC. Every number
= full Of valuable shop-kinks, and
practical hints, well illustrated.
The Ooly magazine OF lie kind in
the world. Send your name on .
pOstal card for = free sample copy.
Write it today. The three latest
nuRbeso Win be sent for Is cents.
ol1o year.
nAlQ1ooN PUBLISHING CO.
~ Ia. Boston, Mass,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

4 good rom sd> fora bad cough
il BALI ARDS iIOlUliOVNn ~
RUIZ. | heal, the lungs and lni'IS
'rri alton p'i'')2F' 80" and - ''
per bottle.
Sold ~ ESToFtE pENt ~
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Paraguay has valuable forest rr-
sources, he most important, or
" hich is auehracho. par,ieu'ar'N
rich in tauniu.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

BEST AND CHEAPEST
For Constipation, yRi'iousness.
Headache. ROyalincs Npr Rcgula-
tor u best and cheapest u cents.
Money back plan.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11
No. Six-Sixty-Six

The 10 . prescription prepared especially
lot MALARIA o., ChiLks 4 rEvEH.
Five or sis doses will break any case, and
iskea then - tonic the Fever will not
return. " Il acts on the nyer better than
Cslor 81 and does not Gripe or s'ck.n. 2sc
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

NJ, W \ Hatch ri I''aN p'''',
vas , WESTON 10 ihls city and h's
many old trlonda, on |aa' Nohday
after noon.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

MIR " l. burke, acrpmpani . ny
Mr.. l. T. Burke aud Mrs ! y.
Suh,rhjell,. lei ON Monda, foe
b,ll,s Fox 20 ne y. thn bedside
OF Ms. Clara Burke Thomas, who
WAS ,ei, critically I'll at'rr under
going m operation for arnend'-
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

Corn B,,,or 4 Rccciris. hound IN coz
yehient pocket form, tor shie ~ 'h'S
office IN any quantity.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

From a Shor-reg 10 ships spar.
BERTRAND lIMRFR co.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

pb,nnI. rh,ltna,r,n eehl A't-
,,.,.I,l Ills otte thr Iniu ~"
,,ra,r mtna., ~ NunHl !, -"
,,u rrnn;lat,nE and r"''y'l nA
r.,.rd, WIN ~ '"und ~
i >np'S SNoM t.iNlMiN'
stores strcng'h aud Snpr'rn@ F ="
INN aching lmll- Ic',, l't' ''
,uh - 90 p.r 10 ~.
Sn,i y, ESToRtia hH''' -
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

when quality aud price are the
considerations, we believe il il to
your interest to let us figure on
your printing. We do for others
why not for yon9
Il. +. WILLARD. The Printer
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

t,nts,ed at Post office Ne" 'e'I
g.. AZ second ciaas mail matter
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11
For all kinds OF Printing go 10
n. r. MlLLARD, The Printer.
No. 666

Thi. !. 4 prescription prepared especially
for MALARIA or CH,LlS 4 FEVER;
Five or six doses will break any case. 500
IL takcr, then as tod'c the Fever viii y"
return. III acts on tbe liver better thai
Calomel and does not grippe Or sicken. -.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11
Malaria d Chi||s & Fever

Prescription No 1855 prepared especially
tor MALARIA Or cH,lLS a FEVER.
Five or six doses will break any case. and
II taken then as tonic the Fever will not
return, \ Il acts on the liver better than
Cslcmef and docs not grippe or sicken. sc
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1913-10-11

For Job Printing ~ 10 Millard's
=. K. WILLARD, Propr.
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III: WEEKLY IBER'AN

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W. Main street.
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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19

Geo. Peverly, proprietor of the
Stewart House, went to Berlin yes
terday afternoon where he umpir ed
a game of ball between tive Berlir
teams. !
Pat Flsherty, wife and child Of
Berlin, N. H., are visiting at Mrs
Robt. Hodsden's.
The new school hours for high
school students are from 8:45 am
to IL, noon, and from l pm. to 2.15
The new hours are making hit with
the scholars as they give a long after.
noon.
Albert Roy has been in charge OF
7 express trains 2 and 3 for the past
/ two weeks.
hir. and Mrs. Msrtell and son,
Brandon of Groveton, N. II. .,are the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. D. C. Foss,
Jr.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. D. Osborn have
returned from Belfast, Me-, where
they have just closed their summer
hotel after very successful season.
Mr.. and Mrs. Osborne are to spend
the winter in Florida and Cuba.
Miss Hollie Fitzpatrick of Portland,
is visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
C. Fitzpatrick.
Mrs. Geneva Norton and little
daughter, Ruth, who have been vis7
iting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j.
H. Barnes, for the past three weeks,
returned to their home in Glens
Falls, N. Y, Thursday.
Mrs. Levi Hopkins of Portland, is
visiting her daughter, Mrs. James
Kelsie. She was called here by the
illness of her little granddaughter,
Evangeline Kelsie.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Burbank of
Gorham, N. H., are the guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Blake.
Mrs. Dan McLearn and little son
returned to their home in Portland,
Me-, Sunday, after spending several
weeks with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Worth.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19
PERSONALS

Friends will be sorry to learn of
the critical condition of Mr.. Con
Fitzpatrick, as a result of an opera
ton performed at the Royal Victoria
Hospital, Montreal, several days ago.
Miss Annie Stott, trained nurse
from Burlington, is visiting rela-
tives in town.
Henry Amey has gone to Saxons
River, VT, where he will enter a
school.
Mrs. Emma Taylor Of Portlan is
the guest of Mrs. Carl Norris.
Harry Osborne has returned frcrl
two weeks vacation spent in Can
ada with friends and relatives. He
was accompanied home by his grand
mother, Mrs. Mary Kelly, who has
been spending the summer in Brills,
Que. with her daughter, Mrs. Carmi
Mclaughlin.
G. E. Clarke is spending two days
at White River Junction this week,
taking in the State Fair.
DR.. A. E. Parlin and ]. S. Sweeney
are attending the State Fair at
White River junction.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. J. McKenney re-
turned last Monday from a two
weeks visit with Mr.. and Mrs. Mid
die White in Montreal.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM Buck of Canaan
passed through here to-day in their
automobile. They were returning
from White River Junction, where
they attended the State Fair.
w S. Nicholson has gone to Mont
real and Quebec for a two weeks
visit.
The Passumpsic Telephone Com
pany are re-wiring,sputting in cab
les and making many improvements
on their property around the village.
Karl LeBarron of Sherbrooke, as
sisted Dyer's orchestra at the dance
last evening.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19
LOCALS

Mrs. H. Stein and daughter, Es-
telle, of New York are the guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. D. Stern.
Miss Antoinette Ellie, Mrs. Turner,
Mrs. Eva Turgeon, Fred Paquette
and John Patterson of Louisville,
Ky, took an auto journey to sur
rounding villages last Sunday.
John Patterson of Louisville, KY,
who has been visiting friends here,
returned to his home last Monday.
The following is, taken from the
Gorham, N. H., Mountaineer:
John Reeve of Island Pond is agent
at the Grand Trunk station during
the absence of F. R. Jennings. Mr..
Reeve is the Grand Trunks great
utility man. He relieves agents,
dispatches trains, relieves telegraph
operators, acts as ticket agent or in
any other capacity in which his SER
vices may be required. He is
thoroughly familiar with all branches
of the railway service.
A heavy snow storm occurred on
the summit ofiMt. Washington last
Saturday.
Jas. Applebee, Frank Paquette, ,Jr.,
L. A. Cobb and DR.. Sargent visited
Deerfoot Camp, at Blanchett's Falls
the past week where many repairs
were made on the building, prepara-
tory to the hunti' G season. We
understand Mr.. Cobb is to act as
guide in that vicinity during the
open season.
Mrs. Raymond Monroe of Boston,
la visiting her father, John Linehan.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19
HELD FOR U. S. COURT

John Andrews of Coaticook, Que,
was apprehended at Colebrook, N.
H., charged with being a fugitive
from justice, last Monday. By adj
vice of counsel he voluntarily crossed
the Connecticut river and submitted
to arrest by immigration Inspector
Allan. He was brought here and
turned over to Deputy U. S. Marshal
Buck, of Newport, who took him to
the latter place. On Tuesday he ap-
peared before the u. S. Commissioner
Young at Newport and was released
under bail to the sum of 81 900, con-
ditioned upon his appearance Ibefore
the U. S. Court at Rutland, VT, in
October. Surety for his appearance
was flu rnished by James Leithead of
Newport.
The offence for which Andrews
was held is alleged to have been
committed in October, 1912, when
he, with others, brought Mrs. Hat
tie Willard Chamberlain, wife of
John Chamberlain, of Dixville, Que. q,
an alien woman, into the United
States. 1t is understood that this
woman was thrice returned to
Canada by immigration officers along
the border.
The maximum penalty for the Of
fence charged is 81 900, or two years
imprisonment, or both.
Andrews is a constable and re-
Gently broke in the limelight as the
officer who arrested William
T. Jerome, the noted New York at
torney on the charge Of gambling at
Coaticook. The indictment against
Andrew was returned by the United
States Grand Jury at Windsor, VT,
last May but last week was the first
opportunity the officials had of serv-
ing it.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19
Dancing Party

A delightful dancing party was
given last evening in Opera Hall in
honor of Misses Estelle Stein and
Sylvia Brandenstein, two New York
young ladies, who, with their mothers,
are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. ID.
Stern. A representative gathering
of young people were on hand to
enjoy the evening.
Dyer's orchestra dispensed music
and refreshments were served.
julius Stern, Adelard Payeur and
Thomas Kane were instrumental in
the success of the affair.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19
Well Received

The usual crowded house greeted
Guy Brothers on their appear
ance here last Monday night.
The opening was excellent, probably
the baritone solo, Mine" meriting
the most applause. Toledo, in "The
Dragon VS.. Mephiste" was a clever
contortionist; equally good were Hill
and Adams, the hopscotchers, and
Arnold and Daily in dances. The old
favorites of former seasons were also
on hand to help out in an unusually
good program.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19
Kills Bob Cat

Raymond Hunt of Newark, while
hunting duck near pond in Charles
ton, shot and killed bob cat weigh
ing over 20 pounds and was 5 feet in
length. The first shot he fired went
wild, when the animal sprang at him,
but fortunately the second shot went
true. Hunt will have the cat
mounted.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19
Methodist Church

Preaching at II am. and z pm.
Rev. G. A. Smith of Evansville, will
occupy the pulpit both morning and
evening.
The st. Johnsbury District Metho-
dist Association will meet at Island
Pond October 9th and 7th. One
third of the Vermont conference will
be represented at this convention.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19
Get rid of the torment of fheu-
matiSm

That you can do by ridding your
self of the cause. Weak, sluggish,
inactive kidneys allow the uric acid
crystals to circulate in the blood and
these lodging in the joints and mus
cles, cause rheumatism, ,lumbago, and
stiff, swollen aching joints. Foley
Kidney Pills ease your pain and tor
meht from the time you begin TAX
ing them. They positively and per-
manently build up the kidneys, re-
store their normal action, and strain
out the uric acid crystals that cause
rheumatism and lumbago. Try them
For sale by John w. Thurston. Adv
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19
CHURCH NOTES
Christ Church

Morning prayer at II o'clock fol-
lowed by the sermon. Sunday School
at II o'clock.
The Woman's Auxiliary will hold
their annual meeting and election of
officers at the home of Mrs. C. A.
Petrie on Tuesday afternoon.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19

A small wreck occurred last Mon
day evening at Brompton, Que,
when an overload ed car of granite
split. The wrecking crew was called
from here and quickly cleaned up
the stones, which were strewn in all
directions.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1913-09-19

Notice-The persons who took the
Hubbard squash from DR.. Sargent's S
garden Wednesday evening are re-
quested to return and take the re-
naming one, as the Doctor thinks
it must have been an oversight to
have left just one.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-07-19
SATURDAY, JULY l9, 1913.
WALT MASON HEARD FROM.
Contributed .

When l was young and thot l sung a ballad worth repeating, when still my chin was smooth and thin without the Van Dyke theeting, fresh young guy q thot I'd die to see his pale en- deavor) attempted then to sling the pen and quiet me forever. He stole my style and for a while attempted to dilate on a base ball game and other tame things idle sports debate on. l stood the gaff about a half a year or so, be japers, and then turned in and from his skin I made some tissue papers. I scattered then with deadly pen that cheap sports high ambition, and as he went, his glory spent, into the fields 'elysian. they heard him sigh in passing by, "Tm sorry that l tried it; for when the stuff is in the rough, it's pretty hard to hide it." Now, Shepard wise, take my advice and sell your penny papers; and when you pine in rhyme to shine and cut Walt Mason capers, stop and re- fleet; do not elect to steal Apol- los fire; for with this junk you- I'll get the bunk and make the people tire. You may play ball (you're large and talD but leave the rhyme to Walt; then if he fail to tell the tale it will not be your fault. And Charley Lupe, don't be a dupe, you never were a'poet; you've tried before and each time swore, 'Thats true, I ought to know it.' Come oil your perch, your pattern search, and to his face admit it. Then hunt up Shep and keep ill step till both decide to quit it. When this is through, I'll bid adieu re- venge and call halt. And we'll be friends to bitter ends. l am
 Yours truly,
 WALT.