The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-30

! AS he said this his lunch was en-
iirely visible. 1t consisted of two
thremels, Il slice of transparent chick-
on. and one rigarrttc. He turned AT
once an me and said. Mr.. Sullivan.
will you NC; partnkc of some OF my
lmnrh: My boarding hons" lady JUS;
Ov"rlmrdenS me Win TOO much lunch
con.
Hero a !i@ TEXAS fy lit on his head.
ito SLAPPED il wirkc lily. rcmarkine,
you hprrid thing. take that slap fn!
initrrupt'n2 IN" in my rnnNer<iu:l
With com ;,i.l:'.
TcNa> suited to Him.
The lily foil IN hi" feet minus INC
wing and II broken leg. He then said.
and they ar" not so rough in theiy
sting. In fact. they are we'll bred
il.rs.'
began: Mir, Giiifcather. is there
any indurrlnent taat could be offered
TO have YOU pitch f"- nc this year,
As h" looked toward mo to speak.
| noticed his AUTHORIZATION WAS i:nle,led
a little by = caramel thu he was mas
4! 'a'ing. TIL" wind shifted through
;hr door and blew his Transparent,
slice uf chicken on tho fy'S crippled
back.
IL" remarked :" INC. hardly. Mr..
Snlii>an. hardly"
| said, "wny. TrNa$ is all right cv-
or Way. MIR. Gillc"ather. and I'm SUR
You will not no contaminated in yuiil
aHliatinn with professional baseball
players"
Tie said: Yes. Texas is all right,
and I have already learned 10 love
her people. Tho state has boon en-
tireiy m!Srcprescntetl To me in Ncr-
mont. And. don't YOU believe" he
continued. 81 have had no chance Il,
lis" my two reviewers since ] ame
True. Ws had "a little. society quarrel
less aud. instead nf what ! heard of
in my state about shooting in Texas.
it WAS just the reverse. Certainly there
was :; little harshness on the part nt
GuSsy Smoke when he hit MIR. nrl-
WHY with the point "f his lace hand
knrchicf. That prccinitat"d q terri
,hlr row. Cigarettes and chewing cum
wore used as weapons.
Makes Him Nice Offer.
II carry a Terrible lump on my arm
wl,er" ! was struck with a piece OF
ipersin gum in defending ono OF on,
clerks from bodily harm"
ended the conversation right there.
MIR. tiillfeathcr. this is my PROPOSE
ton To YOU: if y"u want 10 pitch for
me in the TcNa. league. YOU will wurs
only II game n week. which will he
on ladies' day. \ "alct. who Will he
furnished 10 YOU FIRE. nf charge. will
I've With YOU throughout the entire
season. lie will carry yoNr bat 20 and
from the home plate.
IF the ball is too heavy for you 10
hold before YOU deliver i; tn the bats
man. he will hold it for you. This
%Iattendant of ourS will fan you be-
tween innings, and serve YOU cream
and strawberries. \ carriage will be
furnished to carry YOU 20 and from
the grounds. and Il special room in the
hotel will he kept one week ahead
for you.
Nigh, Appeal to Ladies.
Two large bouquets will he given
on The day you pitch. hut they ill
ne took bouquets. and perfunled only
for that occasion. Fans. on the day
you pitch. will l,c given to the ladies
free. bearing YOUR name in golden let
tiers. On sleeping cars TWO whole sec
tions will he engaged for you. onc for
your hat and clothing the other
for yonr necklace and perfumes. This
is the best ! can do in the way of
Recommendations.
"As to YOUR salary for the season.
here is a blank check that I will leave.
which YOU can fiji out ~ any amount
YOU wish for advance money. Here
is a contract also. which is blank. "nd
you car insert n salary YOU wish.
Write To our people in Vermont and
take all those Inducements into con-
sideration. | will have to leave YOU
now and take the next train for Dali
las. SO. goodbye. Mr.. Gillfeather.
and be very careful about your
bruised arm. so that o will have it
in good shape next YEAR. if YOU de-
eide IN play professional baseball"