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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
At LEAST GOT RID OF IT
Defendant Had Not Strictly obeyed
Courts Order, But Neither Was
He In Contempt.

Murray l.. Penneli, defendant In
the indianapolis dynamiting case,
caused a little diversion In court pro.
cecdings while under cross-eXamna'
ton Pencil had been vigorously
chewing gum while on the stand.
III you'll take your gum out of your
mouth wen get along fastcr--we
wouldn't be wasting so much time.
said United States Attorney Miller,
"Yes. take your chewing gum out of
your mouth" commanded Judge An.
derson
Pennell sat in the witness chair mp.
parcntly not making any effort to obey
the order OF the court
what, don't you hear the ORDER
asked Miller, after there had been 81.
lence in the courtroom for fully min
ute and Penncll had made no visible
movement.
Il swallowed IT," mumblod pennoll.
Court proceedings were suspended,
while Judge Anderson spun around
twice in his swivel chair and hemmed
vigorously.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
MIGHT HAVE MADE 4 MISTAKE
Cindy Claimed Caller Was Her Bro.
Their, But She Was Willing 70
Take Another Look.

The woman left the girl arranging
the dinner table and went to the
kitchcn for something. a great, hulk
ing negro was sitting in the kitchen
rocker. indignant, the woman hurried
back.
"Cindy," she demanded. what have
I told you about having your beaux in
the Kitchen"
Laws. miss. he amt no beau! Why
he's muffin bat my brudder."
Somewhat notified. the woman
went back to the kitchen.
So you are Cindy's brother" she
said kindly.
Law bless yo' no. miss" he an
swered Il amt no 'lation tall to her
q Sc jes' keepin' comp'ny VIII her"
The woman sought Cindy again.
"Cmdy," she asked sternly why did
YOU tell me that the man was your
brother? lie says he's no relation"
Cindy looked aEhast.
"Fo' de Lawd's sake. Il lss, did he
say dat? Jes' yo stay here a mint
an femme 70 look ag'in."-Chicago
KeCord-Herald.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
HANDS BURNING, ITCHING

905 Lowell Place, Chicago, ILL.,
"The trouble began by my hands burn.
ing and itching and rubbed and
scratched them till one day saw lit.
Ito red sores coming out Ny hands
were dishgured and swollen, and trou,
bled me so that | could not sleep
They we're cracked and when the
small sores broke white matter
would come out. could not do any
hard work; II I did the sores would
come out worse For two years no
body could cure my eczema, until one
day thought I would try the Cutlcura
Socp and Ointment. used warm wa
FER with the Cuticura Soap and after
that | put the Cuticura Ointment on
my hands twice day for about 1--WE
or six months when was cured
(signed) Sam Marcus. Nov 2S, 1911,
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free. with 32.p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cutlcura. Dept. L, Boston
Adv,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

by yearly private subscriptions. II
can be done through the county court.
C5l The farm adviser is appointed
and in general directed by the col.
lege and government through their
state leader. but appointments and III
rection is in each case only u.On the
advice and approval of thr local
county represented
co A minimum consideration for
the three years is $4,000. This amount
is paid the farm adviser as salary
and necessary travelling expenses in
the county. OF this amount the COun.
ty must raise half--S3,O0 These fig
ures express the least amount to be
considered. and many counties are
planning to pay more. 1t Is a wise
provision.
ca In addition to the $4,000 for
the three years, the county must also
furnish the adviser with Office and
equipment. such as desk, stationery,
telephone and necessary stenographlc
help. The farm adviser is required
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

James c. McReynolds, who inves
tigated the tobacco trust for the gov
eminent. thereby bringing on LOT
OF things. says that just after he
started practcinE law in small
town down In Tennessee, a few years
ago, a stout billsman came into his
office one day and announced that h
desired to sue a neighbor for $4,000
damages.
Two years ago" he stated. I'll.
called me n hippOpotamus
"Tmo years ago. echoed McRcy
nolds. "Why didn't you sue hiu
sooner"
We'll. sub" said the Injured party
until that there circus come throurl
here last week | thought all the tim
he was paying me Il compliment. -
Saturday Evening Post
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
TENDERFEET WIN
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
HILL AND SONS, THE DAT CHAM.
PloNS, ARE cocKNEYs BORN
AND BRED.

City.brcd in the worlds greatest
metropolis and unframed as to things
agricultural. were J. c. Hill and his
three boys when they settled on home
steads at Lloydminster. in the Prov
ince of Saskatchewan (western Can
adal, eight years ago, Today they
are the recognized champion oat grew
ers OF the North American continent,
having won twice in succession the
silver challenge cup, valued at $1,000
at the Fifth National Corn exposition
Columbia. S. c. The Plate, officially
known as the Colorado Dat trophy, is
emblematic of the grand champion
ship prize for the best bushel of oats
exhibited by individual farmers or ex'
pertinent farms ut these eXpositions.
The Hill entry won this year In the
face of the keenest competition, hun
dreds of exhibits being sent by expe.
rienced farmers from all parts of the
United States and Canada. The oats
were grown on land which was wild
prairie less than four years ago,
w utli M. Illll anu llb AIItt bShh.
who probably never saw n wider acre
age than the hills of Hampstead
Heath, or the parks Of London, came
to Saskatchewan eight years ago. they
had little more capital than was re-
CURED for homestead entry fees. They
filed on four homesteads, in the Lloyd.
minister district, which straddles the
boundary of Alberta and Saskatche.
wan. They went to work with a will,
ripping the rich brown sod with break
ing plows and put In crop, which
yielded fair returns,
They laborcd early and late and de-
MED themselves paltry pleasures, glad
to stand the gan for a while in rising
to their possibilities, They talked with
successful farmers and studied crops
and conditions and proiited by both.
The new life on the farm was strange
but they never lost heart handicapped
as they were by lack of experience
and capital
The farm house modern In every
respect, compares favorably with any
residence in the city. The Hills have
substantial bank accounts and their
credit is gilt-edge from Edmonton TO
Winnipeg and beyond
There is nothing secret about our
methods nor is our plan copyrighted.
We first made a thorough study OF
climatic conditions, soil and seed"
said MIR. Hill I'VE tended our crops
carefully and gradually added live
stock, realizing from the beginning
that mixed farming would pay larger
and more certain returns than straight
grain growing. We have demonstrated
that fact to our satisfaction and the
result is that many of the farmers in
the district are following our exam
ole"
The land that the Hills work is of
the same class as may be found any.
where in Manitoba. Saskatchewan or
Alberta -Advertisement.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

man suffered from innammatory
rheumatism. and his wife nursed him
patiently, He had a very faulttnding
disposition, but she was very patient
and also very fond of him.
After an especially severe attack a
friend called to inquire after him
The patient wore a moutnful expires
sion
Well" said the friend, cheerfully
how are you today"
Very badly" replied the rheumat
ic sufferer and it's all my wilo's
fault
Why" cried the friend in astonish
ment. rs It possible?"
Yes monned the invalid. you
know, the doctor told me always to
avoid damp places; and there my wife
sits and cries just to make the air
moist around me-"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
Aasd SURVIVOR Of Our Wars.

am informed by the United States
pension Office that the last soldier OF
the rebellion win die in 1855. That
is the estimate made by those who
make study OF vital statistics. II
the last veteran survives until that
date he will have lived ninety years
after the surrender OF Lee.
Kronk. who died a couple of years
ago In New York state, was the last
soldier OF the War OF 1912, and he
lived considerably more than ninety
years after peace had been signed,
lIakeman, the last soldier OF the
Revolution, lived for eighty.sIx years
after the peace Of 17S3.-Philadelphia
Public Ladger.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

Less than a year ago the first coun-
t. farm adviser was appointed By the
College OF Agriculture and the United
States Department of Agriculture,
Today eight counties have farm ad.
visers and are working in co.opera'
tion with the college and government
through their state leader. They are,
In the order of their appointments:
c, NJ. McWilliams, Cape Girardeau
lOuuty
S VI. Jordan, Pettis county.
T. W. Rusk, Audrain county.
II. II. I.aude. Marion county.
y, w. Faurot, Buchanan county.
c. NJ. Long. Johnson county.
+. J. Rodekohr, Dade county.
f. \. Ikenberry, Jackson county.
That the movement is on perma-
nent basis can hardly be doubted.
The state Legislature at its last SEES
sion appropriated $4,000 for the
states part Of the support.
For many years the Missouri Col
re of Agriculture has been invcs-
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

10 attend school Of instruction ut
Columbia, Mo, held especially for
his benefit This school will CON
tinue from one TO three weeks each
year. The county is expected 10 pay
the advisers expenses while on this
trip. Any working funds for such
TENS as advertising, contests, dis.
plays in the Office, etc. must be fur.
nished by the county, In short, the
county should allow at least $500 O
year to cover all incidentals.
(S) To assist In raising and ad.
ministering the incidental fund and
to be of general help to the farm
adviser there should be formed In
every county county farm bureau,
1t is this organization that is the
actual head OF the farm adviser pro.
ject in the county. It is the members
of this bureau that the adviser works
with and through, and from this group
VI ihNh N'iliNN Aii' ~ AOl ptlNtl
agriculture that ultimately makes tho
success of the movement.
II should be emphasized In all cases
that under no circumstances will a
membership to the bureau a dona
ton or subscription in any form,
give any individual a special claim
to the services of the farm adviser.
He must be free at all times TO carry
on the work as directed by those in
charge, and cannot under any cOndi-
tiOns or circumstances be at the beck
and call of those who have given a
dollar or five hundred dollars. 1t can
be generally understood. however,
that the adviser will work with those
who want him to work with
them, OF course never bothering those
who do not want him. And a good
way for the farmer to be sure that
the adviser understands his wants Ia
to pay his dollar and join the farm
bureau. After he has answered all
the calls and requests from the hui
'reau members. then he will naturally
turn to those who desire his services,
but who have not seen ft to support
the work with the bureau member
ship fee.
Over forty.flve counties have ap-
piled for farm advisers. All applica-
tions must be in the hands of the
state leader by May Is. to be eonsld.
cred for the present appropriation. d,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
RAILROAD SURGEON DlSCOV-
ERS WONDERFUL REMEDY
For Man and BEAST the Old Reliable
DR.. Porter's hntisepiie Healing Oil
Relieves Pain, Stops the Bleedingl
and Heals al the same time.

Thousands Of Farmers and Stockmen
know 1t already. and trial will convince
You that DR.. PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC
HEALING OIL is the most wonderful
Remedy ever discovered for Wounds,
Burns, Old Sores, Carbuncles, GRADUATED
Eyelids, all Skin or Scalp Diseases, and
also for Barbed Wire Cuts, Calls, Sores,
Scratches, Shoe Boils, Warts, Mango on
Dogs, etc Continually people are finding
new uses for this famous old Remedy. Sold
by nearly all Druggists. IL your Druggist
hasn'tit, sendus Soc. in stamps for me.
dunn size, or 81 90 for large size, and it will
be sent by Parcel Post. Money refunded
II not satisfactory. We mean It. Paris
Medicine Co. 2622 Pine ST., St. Louis, Mo.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

tigating and working out the special
farm problems Of Missouri During
this same period Of time the United
States Department Of Agriculture has
been solving similar problems for the
United States as n whole a vast
amount of valuable information has
in this way been secured And this
information has been supplantcd by
careful studies Of the methods used
by successful farmers and the rea.
sons for their success. To carry this
information to the farmers OF Mis-.
souri, and to help to put It into actual
practice on their farms, is the spe.
cial function of the farm adviser
The first step in this plan was the
appointment of man TO take gen
eral charge of the work, and be
equally responsible to the College of
Agriculture and the U. S. Department
of Agriculture. This man is called
the state leader. His headquarters
are at the College OF Agriculture, Co
lumba, Mo. Counties considering the
employment Of farm adviser should
FIRST communicate with the state
leader. He can be OF much assistance
TO new counties In helping them to
avoid mistakes.
The following are n number of reg
ulations under which the farm ad-
wiser works:
"a No work Is started in any
county for a term of less than three
years.
t2) The government will pay one.
fourth and the college will pay one
fourth OF the total salary OF the adj.
wiser employed in cooperation with
them. leaving one.half to be paid by
the county.
CD There is a state law which
makes 1t possible for the county
court of any county to furnish the
County's part Of this fund.
ca Those counties where the
county court assumes the county's
obligations will And preference with
the college and government because:
(a) it is desired that every farmer In
the county be represented in the coun.
ty's part of the financial support of
the adviser, which Is done best
through the county court; OBJ 1t is
desired that the work be on a per-
manent basis. This cannot be done
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
Their MeRsane.

The evening callers were chatting
with their hosts when there came &
pattcr OF little feet along the hall.
Hush, whispered the hostess,
raising her hand; the children are
coming with their goodnight message.
1t always gives me n feeling OF rev
urcnce to hear them. They are so
much nearer TO heaven than we, and
they speak from the fullncss Of their
little hearts never so freely as when
the dark has come Listen"
There was a moments pause, and
then the message came in shrill
whisper. Mama" it ran, Willie
found cockroach in the tub"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
WASN'T GOING INTO DETAILS
rour.Year.oId Had His Own Idea Of
ProprIety Of Not Airing Strictly
Personal Affairs.

One little four.year.old boy who
doesn't live far from Central park
west, New York, has as his particular
playmate a little girl OF about the
same age. The children frequently
spend their evenings together, and the
other morning the girl came to the
fence and called him.
Alton" she cried. come out and
play"
Atoms mother heard the call and
said to him:
Tell her you can't come over just
now because you have to take a
bath"
So Alton went to the front window
Elizabeth" he called. Il cant come
over now
Then he turned back to his mother
and added:
81 don't fink the rest OF 1t need be
studded"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

After running the whole 9OOfoot
length Of the Kronprinz Wilhelm with
a heavy suitcase In each hand just as
the big liner pulled out recently. a
young man sank down at the end OF
the pier. exhausted, and gazed a mo
ment after the ship. Then he put his
fingers to his lips and whistled long
and loud, The ship did not stop.
She don't know your voice" said
a sympathetic bystander.
How independent those big ships
are" soliloquized the belated one.
He had got stuck in the tubes, he
said New York Mail
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

You know what You are taking when you
take GROVES TASTELESS chill
TONIC recognized for 80 years as the
standard General Strengthening Tonic.
1t has no equal for Malaria and Fevers,
Weakness, general debility and loss Of
appetite. Removes Biliousness without
purging. Relieves nervous depression and
low spirits. Invigorating to the pale and
sickly. II arouses the liver to action and
purifies the blood. A true tonic, and sure
appetizer. Guaranteed by your Druggist
We mean 1t. Soc.
There is Only One "BROMO QUIHINE"
That is LAXATIVE BRoMO QUININE
Look for signature OF Z, W. GROVE OIL
every box. Cures a Cold in One Day. Csc.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
Remedy for Insomnia,

Mrs Keepup made II her private
and particular business to have what
ever her neighbors had. whether II
was a question OF chickens or dis
eases so when Mrs Gotthere com
planned to her one day Of insomnia
Mrs. Keeup was ready for her. 81
have It, too, very badly ct times"
What do you do for 1t, Mrs, Keep
up1"
Why. have never found anything
that did me any real good, except Just
to go to bed and sleep IL OFF d"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
Good Advice.

BILL see school OF ducling, in
which prospective duclists shoot at
silhouette targets. has been opened in
Paris.
Jill-Take at the silhouette a pop,
but spare your brothers gore, old
top
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
Just as Effective.

Wigg--Oh, I'm tired Of life. Have
you 4 pistol you can lend me?
Wagg-No, but can let you have n
chatting dish.-Philadelph Record.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
Changed Man.

Are you the same man who ate
my mince pie last week.
mo, mum. I'll never be tn same
man again."--New York Mail
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

LEWIS Single Binder cignr gives you the
-ich natural quality of good tobacco. Adv.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
One of Many.

DO you believe In the saying that
success is SWEET"
Really, never tasted IT,"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

A good beginning is half the battle
but q good ending is the whole thing
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
SPECIAL TO WOMEN
Do you realize the fact that thousands
OF women are now using

as n remedy for mucous membrane af.
fections, such as sore throat, nasal or
pelvic catarrh, inflammation or ulcera-
ton, caused by female ills7 Women
who have been cured say ut is worth
its weight In gold" Dissolve in water
and apply locally, For ten years the
Lydia 4. Pinkham Medicine Co. has
recommended Paxtine in their private
correspondence with women.
For all hyglenic and toilet uses II has
no equal. Only 50c large box at Drug
gists or sent postpaid on receipt OF
price. The Paxton Toilet Co., Boston.
Mass.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
Liberals.

LTEcTFTs.
Walls have ears"
Il should say so with all those die.
tagraphs hanging on them"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29

One way to hold Job is to do the
work.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-05-29
QUIhIRE AND IR0k.TRE MOST
.EFFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC

Groves Tas,eless chill Tonic eon1bines both
n tasteless form. The Quinine drives out
Malaria and the iron builds up the
System, For Adults and Children,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-02-13

BY George. Z never saw anything like
the effects OF thHt new treatment. Pro-
tone. for building uD Of weight and lost
nerve force II acted more like a mira
clio than a medicine" said a well known
gentleman. In speaking of the revolution
mat had taken place in his condition.
began TO think that there was nothing
on earth that could make me fat. / tried
tonics. digesitVes. heavy eating. diets.
milk. beer. and almost everything else
you could think II, but without result.
mink IL was natural for me to he that
way. Finally | read about the remark
I~rotone. 30 l decided to try II myself.
We'll. when ] lock at myself IN the mir
ror nov. ! think IL IL somebody else. !
nave put on Just 30 pounds during the
InSt month and never felt stronger or
more nervy' In my life"
Frotone ~ a powerful inducer Of nutri-
tion. increases ~ceil-growta. makes per
feet the assimilation OF food Increases
the number OF blood. ~corpuscles. and as
= necessary result Duilds up muscles
ard solid. healthy flesh. and rounds out
For women who can never appear
st ash IA anything th-y wear because
co. tavir talnHes-. GHiG remarkable treat
in"nt - n revelation. II is "A beauty
nerve strengthened.
The regular $40" size OF Protone is
Tor bale by all drIggiTts. or will Ice mail
ed direct. upon receipt of price. by The
Mich.
II VIII cost You nothing to prove the
remarkable effects OF his treatment. IL
- absolutely nO~n-iuJurIou- TO the most
IL icate system. Tine Protone company
VIII send 20 anyone % sends name and
hGireS- a re" 80" package Of Protone.
with fuil Instructions. To- prove that IL
does the WorN. Tney Will also send YOU
tleir book on Why You Are Thin free
OF charge. giving facts which will prob
"".N aHt"nlSh YOU. send coupon. below
today WIKI your name and address.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-02-13
JUSTICE SHOPS
Several Gases To Come VI Today
Bcfore Dobbs-LJneh Room
To Be SOLD.

Thomas clark. colorcd. was given q
hearing before Squire lee r. pohbs
Yesterday morning on charge
brought by Humane Omcer Joseph. ri.
.rgiug that Clark had -u misfreatcd "a
horse neal SprinEdale several days
ago that-it died
Tho evidence in the case tended fl
show. however. that The horse was
not in good condition and for this ren-
son together with the fact that little
evidence vas brought 10 prove that
fhr defendant had beat the animal. be-
VAS dismissed
Robert Ealcy. colorcd. charged with
having committed a criminal assault
0u the person ~ Mary Poke. a. for
nirn girl. will Do Eivcu a hearinE by
Squire pohhs today
jake kalu swore ont p peace war
rant against George kish before
squire uubhs YESTERDAY. stating that
DO feared that klsh would DO him hoii-
81 harm kieh Will be arrucucd be
fore the Justice today
The CRYSTAL Dairy Lunch room. lr
Gated nca me corner OF Market and
Eleventh streets VII DO offered FOR
sale hv Constable Linton TODAY. dis
tr'se warrants 8rninsf Tho %prourictors
having been sworn ont before Squire
DobbN
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-02-13
TERRA NOVA DOCKS
AT CHRIST CHURCH
Bodies Of Captain Scott and His Fob
lowers Left in h Mantle Of
White Where They Fell.

CHRIST CHURCH. New Zealand.
Feb. 2.-The Terra Nova. which ar
rived here to-day. brought every writ
ten recor OF the Scott party. includ-
ing the private diaries. which Will be
handed TO the relatives OF the dead
explorers.
Captain Scott kept a daily record
until March 4. and spent the last day
in writing his message to the public.
The bodies could have been brought
back. according to Commander Evans,
but all agreed TO leave them in their
white mantle where they had worked
and died.
Commander Evans is not inclined to-
speak OF the tragic side OF the expe-
dition N has forbidden his rellow or
hcers TO do SO. lie will complete Cap
tain SCOTS story for publication
All on board the Terra Nova look To
be in good health and bear no out
ward signs OF h hardships they have
undergone.