El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-04-03
Girl Alone In New York
Getting Acquainted With gIanhat-
tan-MGdEe Tells Kitty AbOuf
a MasterfuI Man.
- I L
BY Lillian LaUferty.

n EAR LITTLE KITTY-Wher
things begin to happen to you in
this world, they generally pro-
coed to show YOU that the only way to
spell that word Happen is in large
forcibly large capitals. Now a call from
Mr.. English may not sound like thrill
ing excitement and a newspaper WON
an ought to be proof against stray per
sonal thrills, but anything that is di-
rected at NJ. Royce ana not just read
ing for the great American public has
way OF getting at" said II. Royce
The blue serge dress, the smile and
arrived safely at the parlOr door and
were greeted with acclaim by a per-
fectly-sure-yOu % are-delighted to- see
me person / was tOO-Only ne did not
need to show ne knew.
New York men do not seem to know
anything about the gentle art of pay
ing calls. poor. tired girl, who would
have liked TO stay at home and eX-
change Ideas, found herself dressing up
in hat and coat, and off for the
movies went Mr.. English and 7 You
know that I am the one human creature
who does not like the motion picture
form of northumberland Yet I went
1 sincerely hope that Mr.. English viii
never invite me to go roller skating or
to attend q turkey-trOttinE dance.
Those are two things / won't dO-if 1
can help it. Mr.. English is so serenely
y
gests that you give up a foolish fight
against the inevitable and justify his
certainty.
/ went to the movies" and there
after my escort took me to the grill
room and I ate shrimp salad. And,
well, you know that tie deniZeus OF the
ocean were never on my bill of fare
After I had been cOWed into these
desperate measures % by a masterful
masculine. Dame Fate took a hand at
this beating into submission game, for
who should come marching into the
grill but A T. tombstone, Esq, and
Miss Glory JOnesi
A. T. considered it his duty to be
fUnny-he failed in the performance
of duty. aha, and ohOl Here are
the missing pieces Of the picture puz-
lie. One large table and we all get
together while my little woman from
the land of the Wabash explains how
she got him away from the one and
only Glory"
We Joined forces Glory mixed smiles
and pOuts and cOyness in inJudiciOus
doses. A. T. seemed suddenly very much
impressed by little me, while that
MANAGED to convey the
idea that he had known me since my
early days, had carried by books from
school and had a few souvenir hair
ribbons and apple cores to prove It. /
Good gracious, Tommy tombstone in
trOduced me to that man last Satur- I
day night-am I the only human be- {
ing who has a memory for dates and .
a respect for facts2
7 shall have to buy an Engagement z
Book, for so impressed were those two /
men at the thought of the attraction I
I might possess for the other fellow
that they issued more invitations than !
had in a year at home. The first /
plunge into the social whirl is to be I
dance. A. T is taking Glory and Mr.. [
English announced that he and little !
Marjorie Daw" would join the party. ;
I pleaded no real New YOrkified ball 7
gown and no knOWledge Of the tur-
key trot-and the impossibility of do /
ing good work on Saturday If I danced I
half through the night Friday. but I {
am going. Oh Kitten. Mr.. Richard &
English is a bOssy persOn-and like it. I
Does Joe Summers ever make you
do things whether you want to or not2
Don't marry him unless he can in 4
nuence you strongly 7 don't believe a I
girl could love any man who has not I
the commanding personality A man {
ought to sound the dominant note in
the love duet. How do I know Oh,
my newspaper work is a great edu-
Gator.
Good night, honey.
Devotedly Your Madge. /