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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-28
TITLE Agency ST|RS
TRADESMEN IN BERLIN
Source of Sale of ''Court Pur-
vey0r" Certificates Found
to Be Genuine.
Foreign Correspondence of The Star.

BERLIN, August 10, 1913.
A strange story of an agency Tor the
sale and purchase of the title OF
court puryeyor" comes from Cologne.
In this town several tradesmen have
recently been greatly puzzled by the
increase in the number of shopkeepers
who added the distinction, 'Purveyor
to ii. Il. Fl. W" or even "Purveyor
10 H. nj. "" to the numbers OF gold
letters standing ON their plate glass shop
fronts. Some considered the prolific in
crease as an infringement Of the new
law dealing with dishonorable methods
of trade competition, while others
merely bemoaned the profusion Of
royal houses in Germany. and also the
fact that there are quite as many more
branches of European royal houses
who find it convenient, if not pleasant,
to Halter the vanity Of Il shopkeeper
from time to time without too much
regard for the services rendered.
At last however, the number Of these
irritating appeals to the petty vanity
OF the ignorant man or woman on
shopping bent reached such propors
lions that something had to be done.
The police were called in, and the cir
cumstances were related to them, and
in the course of the explanations it
some probability that the titles were
not all genuine.
The police went to work with an
energy that was only equaled by it's
discretion. Those who had persuaded
the police to intervene were soon in
high feather in learning that 1t was al
most proved that the ffamboyant spread
of titles owed it's origin TO one man,
an agent in some other town in Ger
many. Satisfaction was redoubled when
1T was known that the mans identity
had been discovered. and that the po-
lice were intending an action Tor Illicit
commerce IN court distinctions and for
forgery.
A month went by. and nothing more
was heard Of the action. 1t now appears
that the police had to drop all thought
Of prosecution. as the agent satisfied
them that not only were the certifi-
Gates awarding the title of court pur-
veyor" perfectly genuine. but that
they were also obtained by legal means
The police give the prices at which
these certificates are to be had as vary
ing between $1,000 and $4,000. but the
names Of the royal personages grant
ing them in this way have been with
held
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-28
Another on Her.

From Judge.
Grocer-Wouldn't you like some horse
radish?
keep horse!
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75c to $3.50
Dress Goods at SOC

An opportunity that includes every REM
nant length in our stock-hundreds Of
them, IN LENGTHS OF liz TO ) YARDS.
including All-wool Serges in navy. wine.
cream. garnet. brown, gray and black: Di-
agonais. Cords. Suitings Poplins and Whip
cords In black and colors. Choice OF the
lot. 5Dc yard
Dress Goods Store-Street Floor
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Had Been "Stung.'

From the Boston Transcript.
Marks with newspaper)-Here's a
man who says that borrowing is a
disease. Do you believe it?
PARISHES. and that lending is in
sanity.
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Hardly Proud of Him.

From the Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Nubride-My dear Jack is so
handsome; he resembles q Greek god.
Mrs. Longwedd-So does my husband
-Bacchus.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but
there are a lot of men from Missouri
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The New York Central Iron Works
Company property at Hagerstown, Nd.
was offered at auction Wednesday by
trustees, and withdrawn at a bid Of
10000.
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Opportunity Friday
Cleanup OF a Small Lot of
$50 to $500
Paraso1s at 98c

Majority are the regulation shape para
sol. but in the lot are few of the popular
bell shapes.
Parasols OF messaline and taffetas, in
plain solid colors, also in ribbon bordered
and inserted effects. and few striped and
checked styles; some all-over Dresden pat
terms. Nearly all the most wanted cOlors.
Sticks are fancy boxwoods, plain sticks,
and some in the latest mushroom style.
Bargain Tables-Street Floor.
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And it might be well to remember that
no man is any better than you should be-
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When a bachelor makes up his mind to
get married all he has to do is to stop
lodging.
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We know some men who seem to know
everything that isn't worth knowing.
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Many a man puts his foot In 1t whel
he attempts to stand on his dignity.
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Pointed Paragraphs.

Not even woman ever liked all her
relatives.
Most of mans Illusions come out with
his hair.
II you are looking for a light job ap-
ply at the gas works
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You can't convince a young widow that
lightning won't strike twice In the same
place.
If you are a chronic fault finder it's
sign that your acquaintance are tired
of having you around.
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Third Floor Opportunities

Third Floor Opportunities
$1,000 Hardwood Refrigerator with all.metat
parts that are removable, 50 lbs. ice ca c9 ON
pacit!. "drtaitea. .....-............... y oO>
Steam, cooaer best Polished tin. with heavy
metaihc BOTTOMS. compartments. cooks whole
meal over one burner.
4gc, t9c and zGc
"ScHRAM Patent Automatic Fruit liars. with
wide mouth. easy TO seal md easy ia open eR.
hest jar made; pin;s and quarts. Per doz. SOG
s. q, Slop Jar of extra heavy four coated seam
az as a.i,wni,e enamel. rubber mounted han O@~
"As' -~-iuai'. Nv
i9c Carriage Can OF he ayy three-coated yaiyan-
lied iroli bail handle AMI family >O6Dc
Size ...--..---.-- 5TS
500 Asl Can OF extra heavyweight saiyan-
lied iron. riveted handles. reinforced top sind
bottom, with wide steel band, 20-2al- mQc
ION Observation-Disclosures wv
aSc Washtuis, best quality heavy galvanized
IRON. iargest size, :f-inci strong bottoms RGEc
aiu Aiiuies- ..-....-.. .-.-.......--. SIS
b9c Stop Jar Of good grade plain white stone
ware. strong ball handle, family SIC, with 0dDr-
SOS Coffee Percolator solid copper nickel
plated. distilis the coffee by percolation. en- an
choice OF ), = and cup sizes 81 eUy
$14g Wash Boiler of heavy polished charcoal
tin. with solid copper bottoms riveted han mQ~
dies and covers. and sizes choice go. VOC
S1.25 Umbrella Jar Of fine glazed stock, in rich
sessass choice aas soil subject to 20c
PC Jelly Tumbers of fine clear crystal
s s5ss' in i.splnt size with TN tops per 15c
Water Mk Pitchers Of nicely glazed stock
in maiolica patterns choice OF >, and q.
pint sizes. slight defects, choice On
Sl.O0 inverted Gas Light the genuine Wcls-
bach Jupiter Light, best burner, mantle and Smo
= globe. warranted. ---.-.-....+...... 0>S> =
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Guaranteed waterproof. in black
and white. % inches wide. \
much in demand material that is
used in many ways for trimming,
for hats. for neck bows. etc.
Yelling Store-Street Floor.
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$3.50 and SIS Seam
less Brussels Rugs, $3.50

Choice Of sizes 8AxIoH it. & ox12 it
New fall patterns priced low to induce
early buying. These are pure wool, in orr
entail and floral designs; fresh. perfect
goods from our regular stock, and offered
for one day only.-Rug Store-Third Floor.
=
Albuquerque morning journal., 1913-09-17

saddle HORSES. rrlmpios, li2N. 2nd.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
MEET FOR FIRST
Time IN 81 YRS.
James c. White of California Wis.,
its Brother and Sister

when James e. White of Nevada
city. california. arrived in Calumet "a
few days ago to visit. he enjoyed the
pleasure of seeing his sister, Mrs. Mary
Ann George. and his brother, William
White, for the first time in fifty -onc
years. The meeting is almost beyond
description so affected were the three
members of the same camily who had
been separated SO long. Mrs. George
is ST years of age, William White of
| Calumet is Il and James G. White Of
! Nevada city is ~ Mrs William
| White. who was also present at the
meeting is &C. She has seen Mr.. White
of California forty-three years ago,
however
James G. White is "A former resident
of the Michigan copper country, hav-
! ing been located at the Central Mine,
| the oh Bay state Mine near Eagle
| River and at the Pcwahic mine at
different times prior to his departure
from this section half century ago
At that time, there was no Calumet
MI White having driven from Eagle
River to the Portage Lake district over
the narrow trail, which passed through
the present metropolis of the district
i'm early winter While he was work
IL at the old Pcwahic mine As years
ago. Mr.. White drilled into missed
hole" by accident and was blasted. He
still has i'm his arm small pieces al
rock blown into the flesh at that tim,
and which ne mas carried for the for
ty-ciGht years. They do not bother
him. he states.
When Mr.. white left this section fol
California he went by way of New
York sailing To the isthmus, which h,
crossed on a railway located not fan
from the site of the present Panama
canal and then resumed his journey on
the other side as far IA California. y
few years later the steam railroads
crossed the broad western prairics ant
Mr.. White was one Of the first To com,
east, having made the trip from Cali
fornfa To his native Cornwall i3 year
ago.
ON his return from Cornwall n,
again crossed the prairies and went
80 California, but did not stop i'm Calu.
met
Mr.. White is surprisingly active fol
a man Of his years and IS experiencing
great pleasure i'm renewing old ac-
qudintanCes aud visiting the scenes o!
other days. Among the pioneer resi-
dents he has met and visited with arr
Bartholomew Shea. He PROBABLY vii
remain here several weeks
The Fairview mine, in which 81
many local people are interested is 10
Gated at Nevada city, and Mr.. whit,
made the acquaintance of several o
the local stockholders who have gone
10 that city on Fairview business. liz
IS well acquainted with Miss Eleanor'
Hoeft who is SO we'll known 10 luca
stockholders of the Fairvicw through
her activities N their behalf and VIII,
has a large millinery establishment il
| Nevada City.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
CALUMET CREEK
AMONG WOUNDED
Bob ver0nikis Shot in Battle With
the Bulgarians

Senophon Ncroniltas of Calumet, has
received a letter from Salonika i'm Eu-
ropean Turkey, informing him that his
brother Bob Neronikis, formerly of
Calumet, was wounded in battle with
the Bulgarians and is now "A patient
IN the field hospital at Saloni<I, where
Il is reported nc is recovering rapidly.
Neronikis was wounded while en-
gagel i'm skirmish with the Bulgar-
lans, but the exact details have not
been given to the brother here. II is
stated ne is suffering from a flesh
wound IN the right shoulder. but is
well ON the road to recovery.
Bob Veronica made his home in cal
umct for several months prior To the
outbreak of the Balkan state hostIli-
ties having been employed i'm the Min
cral Range car shop. When war was
declared and Greek rcscrvisis i'm this
country were called upon To take the
field for their mother country, he was
one of the first To 80. He left here last
November arriving in Greece i'm jan
uary. HE took the field Immediately
serving without mishap i'm the cam
paigns in Turkey.
ON his recovery it is probable Inc
will receive an honorable discharge
from the army ana likely will come t,
Calumet To resume his residence.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21


No fortunes made by Phladelphians
have about them 80 picturesque an in
tcrost as those brought here by invest
ment i'm street railway transactions
and bold ventures into the realm Of
public utilities. Among the men and
women of millions in this list are T.. \.
h. Widener Mrs. George ID. Widener,
George w. Elkins, James t. Sullivan,
jeremiah j. sullivan, Thomas Dolan
Randall Morgan and Samuel r. Bodnc.
They are identified with many inter-
ests aside from railways and lighting
corporations. but 1t is in these fields
they attain the greatest measure of
success.
AS a matter of fact" said banker
there are more men I'm Kensington
posed They live simply ana their
wealth is not known beyond narrow
circle but they have prospered won
derfullS as our books show
Bankers in Majority.
Bankers show the largest list of mel
gregate individual resources would run
into glittering sums. In this group OF
financiers are Eflngham b. Morris
| George IT, Earle, Edward T. Stotes-
bury, William r. Nicholson. Anthony
j. DreXcl. Francis Il. Reeves. Samue
A. Grocer, Sd, Samuel f.. Houston, G
| stuart Patterson, George Bartol, Ed.
ward 3. Smith. r.. Dewitt Cuyler
| Richard l.. Austin. Clement b. Now
| bold G. ColesbCrry PurVcs
Names of men most familiar To thu
I public at large are those whose for
! tunes have been made in merchandise
| Among the merchants whose posses
! sions are rated i'm the millions ar
John Wanamakcr,, Morris l.. Clothicr
Isaac II. Clothier and Rodman Wana
maker.
The profession of law numbers SOM
men estimated To he worth million
| In the LEGAL roster are John G. John
son. John Cadwalader and Eli Kirl
! Price.
Among others associated in business
and professional affairs who are ratc'
| i'm the millionaire list are Charlemagn
! Tower, j. T.. I.ipponcott Anthony Bid
die, Dr Charles G. Harrison, j. Il
MrAllistcr W w. Frazier, AlcXande
Van Rensselaer,, \. j. DreNcl Biddle
Senator james Z. McNiChol, Waite
| Wood. George Durham, Jr., John +
Lewis r. Waylaud Aver William l.
Austin, William Welsh Harrison, j
| Crosby Brown, George l'ales Baker
John II. Mcl'adden, Philip :. l.. Ran
doph CeOrCc Mason Chichester, Sam
uel Price Wetherill, Frank Graham
Thompson and Stuart Wood.
There is an imposing list of wealth,
women i'm Philadelphia. Among then
are Mrs. Ecltlcy r.. Coke, Mrs. charl
ton Yarnall Mrs. Brinton Coke, Mrs. y
! j. Cassatt, Miss Mary T.. Garrett, Mrs
| Walter Il. Saunders, Mrs. Henry {
Lea. Mrs. John Markoc, the Counties
santa flulala and many others who's
| fortunes run into large iigures.-Phil
adclphia Ledger,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
AL ABBOTT A HEADLlNER.
"Prinee OF song We'll Known Here, Is
Bio Success.


Al Abbott. says the Detroit Ncws Is
"a real. made in Detroit product. lie
was made-and the word is used in it's
theatrical sense-ahout a wear ago and
he is now celebrating the event 10y a
return engagement At the Miles thea
ter, the house where fame and for
tune first smiled on him
Nobody ever heard of Al Abbott
when he dropped into the theatec "A
year ago. He sort of sneal,ed in. as
il were, unannounCcd and regarded
with suspicion hy the stage manager
and all the actors on the bill. All VAS
brought i'm for what the vaudeville
hooking agents cal filler" II was
his unpleasant task 20 take the place
of another act that had been engaged
and was later Cancelled.
Il was a lucky thing for Al aud 1t
was lucky for The Miles l..anagcmcn',
too. When he stood in tho wings of
the theater in = dress suit aud With
six hats constitutiug his pron~. non
or the folks back Of the stage thought
he was going to amount t. much. But
hbbott fooled EN-. Three minutes after
he stepped on the stage he had tn"
audience convulsed With his character
SONGS aud representations. The act
stopped the show and NJ Abbott :
name was made.
This year he comes back to the the
alter whore he made his first bid for
ftmc, but he comes back as "A head
liner and not as humble "1illcr"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
Those Vicious Soldiers.

Those Vicious Soldiers.
pretty little soldier boy,
quite vicious, it appears.
I}adc fond farewell Ia family.
And all his sweetheart dcars.
Tie went 20 the copper country
TO settle up the strike,
by Keeping peace and order.
Ana the job he wouldn't pike.
We had little scrap or two.
While guarding ON the line.
With roughnccks who threw bricks "A
him,
But got along right fine.
TIL one nice day John Walker.
y libelous talking cuss.
Saw him flirting with the ladies.
And kicked up quite Il fuss.
Jack wired Mr.. Gompers
That the soldiers were SO bad
They ought To all wear muz2les.
And | guess he wished they had
For the, stepped right hard ON him,
And asked him to explain
His false destinations.
But Walker took the train.
"A Soldier.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
QUAKER CITY HAS
MANY MILLIONAIRE

Philadelphia, one of the richest cit
les i'm the world, with resources that
stagger ordinary processes of arithmc-
tie. is said to contain l25 millionaircS.
This Is regarded by ~ leading Chestnut
street banker as a conservative cSti-
matc He expresses the belief that the
list of men and women whose posses
aions are expressed in no fewer than
seven nGures viii reach $50. There Is
- large number Of persons i'm Phlladol-
phia whose fortunes range between
SIOo. 600 and 1000, 900, while the roster
oC those in the category of comfort
ably fixed" is said ia he larger than in
any city in the world.
Street railway transactions spcCula-
tious in public utilities or their op-
Grafton on gigantic scale have
brought vast sums To some men here.
Merchandising has mace the name If
others in this city known on two
continents. and prosperity in large
measure has been the need of many
captains of industry. AS the financial
backbone of these enterprises the
hlnkcrS have been borne 10 positions
ur wealth and Independence upon the
gold crested waves of business success.
leadng the list of those with great
possessions in Philadelphia is wom-
an widely known Mrs. Frederic &.
ponfcld, formerly Mrs. Anne Weight
man Walker. She is one of the rich
est women in America, inheriting a
fortune brought into being b. the
great Weightman interests. among the
many Industries tn give this city pre-
emiucucc i'm manufacturing and world
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
PLAYS AND PLAYERS


hauh'eN ''"'' 'T'W pay Is ''''o
'''i'e =" - ''''
Nora PaN"s intends to continue in
vaudeville this season.
1t is reported Mrs Patrick Camp
bell is to make another American tour.
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Where ignorance is Bliss" is the
title decided upon for the American
version of the new Fcrenc Molnar
comedy.
Tom Tcrriss an English acor and =
company of fourteen members are hero
Ia present a vaudeville sketch called
"Dayid Garrick."
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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

NARSHAII.-While Mr.. and Mrs
Harry Brown were driving HON" late
Monday night. the sudden glare of the
headlight of an interurban car blinded
their horses, and the car struck them
before they could get out Of the way
Tney were unhurt
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

MASON-Mrs. Meta Plat Burke,
who came here from lIoquin, Wash, TO
attend the third annual reunion of the
Rarucs school i'm AureliuS, taught -
terms in Ingham county, 10 of them
in the Barnes institution.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

YPSlI.ANTl-Mrs Mary Stiles, the
oldest woman i'm Ypsilanti, celebrated
her ninety second birthday Tuesday.
she has lived in Michigan all her life
having been born i'm Monroe county.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

Gee. but the brigade has missed Ma
jors Mike Phillips and Walter Rogers
ana the newspaper boys have had to
dig deep for their stories since the twin
ma iors went home. There's oac salts
faction, however; they're coming back.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

GRAND RAPIDS-August Gillcrman,
40 years old, switChman employed by
the Grand Rapids & Indiana Railway
company. fell from the top of a box car
this noon while it was being shunted
in the local yards and landed in front
of the wheels. His body was cut in
two. He died soon after.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

HOWELL Reuben Bingham an
inmate OF the county house, was found
dead in an apple tree where he had
climbed To procure some of the fruit
EXcrtion is believed to have led to
heart failure. He was 80 years old.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

HOWELL knights Templar of
this district viii be here Labor day
With the entire grand commandery Of
fiCors and several communicates The
Livingston county soldiers and sailors
" i'll participate ia the celebration.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

MARSHALI-M Marshall lodge No.
17e. Knights of Pythias, will present
the name of Postmaster James I.
Hughes for the office of grand outer
guard at the grand lodge meeting m
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

MARSIIALI.-Miss Mary y. Gallup,
daughter of Mr. and Mrs l.. T. Cal
lup. is to- be married To LSnde w.
Tucker of Indianapolis in this city Sep
tcmpcr d Miss Gallup is a graduate
of the University of Michigan and
WcllesleN college.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21

CADILLAC Miss Ethel Piper, Of
East Taunton, Mass, FOR several years
teacher of domestic science in NatiCk,
Taunton and Boston, Mass, and Bath,
Me, public schools, has accepted the
superintendent of the same depart
ment i'm the Cadillac schools
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
HOW He Doped Il Out.

The dopestcr was sick almost unto
death
tie had been worked to death-nearly
in fact.
II had been "A hard row To hoe.
lie couldn't find rymc In his
whole rymelcss soul.
The letter "g' appeared before the
,yme of his soul, in fact.
Al least that is what the federation
officials said.
Eut. there was chance for him.
,ust one little chance
The doctor prescribed some more
dope
And the sick dopester cried out in
.,nyuish, More dope, less hope
Eat at Hast there had been wirlng
from his soud a ryme.
And there was no letter 81 before II.
Inscribed on the poor dopestcr' s
tombstone is the following:
although dopestcr he took no
dope. lust fed it To others. Therefore
M, lived ON dope"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
Thanks, Sherlock.

The hospital corps, of which Cap
tain Baskerville is in command is the
pnsscssor of a mascot-a bull pup
about inches in height. When it
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
The Wrono Kind.

Hungry lIank--Plcase, Madam. may
| get "A bite here.
Madame Tite-Certainly YOU can.
Here. TigC. Sicccm,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-21
State Notes

EATON RAPIDS-Aftcr residing
is this city since 1885, Mrs. Edwin
l.. Buck is dead at her home here.
BAY CITY-The annual outing
of the BAY and Saginaw county odd
Fellows was held at Wcnona Tuesday.
HOLI.AND-The Holland police
hoard has issued an order abolishing
the police club. The order effects all
day patrolmon aud those stationed at
crossings.