The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-05-23

ct, the IIlOuel seems 10 ulIIcT Dut IlttiS
from year to year.
X X x
The public would hardly enjoy the
circus unless it felt that some of the
zebra stripes were painted.
K X X
The people who complain about
joy-diding motorists should reflect
that if pedestrians will always keep on
on the sidewalks they will be perfectly
safe.
| While the newspapers are given to
writing up many events in advance,
inserting obituaries before people are
dead is carrying enterprise little too
| far.
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Now that it is announced that bank
notes are free from germs, creditors
need hesitate no longer about re-
ceiving payment of their bills
A New Jersey Judge says everyone
should spend a day a year in Jail
There are certain gentlemen in the
leisure class, however, who expect
more board at the public expense
than that
So far the Bull Moose refuse all
offers of the fatted veal outlets.
X 4 4
AS several Japs were seen walking
by the war department building the
other day. 1t seems certain that they
took those missing battleship plans.
X 4 4
With the wild suffragists roaming
around every night. King George
would do we'll not to go to bed nights
until he had locked all the palace
doors and windows himself
Complaint is made of the material
tanners put in to make sole leather
weigh more, but if they could be con-
WINGED that it made the soles wear
longer, probably they would be will
ling to stop.
Weeds should be dug out of the |
lawn every year, but it is not consid-
cred prudent to begin until the seeds |
have blown over your neighbours.
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1t is believed that many of the COL
lege boys would answer Kansas call
for 10000 harvest hands if they could |
be furnished Pullman state rooms to |
get there
Three thousand New York BARRIERS
striking. Probably some customers
after paying the bill forgot to tip the
X X X
Mothers day having been celebrat-
ed, it is believed that if a proper
Fathers day observance was started
he would take the family out auto
mobile riding.
If everyone had to wait as long for
his tatue as President Franklin Pierce,
monument society would be much
more select than now
X X X
Much is said about helping the
farmers to obtain credit. but how
about the needy bank clerks who lack
funds to hire dress suit to wear to
he dance?
The supply of foresters is said to
exceed the demand, but there are new
IF enough wood choppers.
4 X X
One of the advantages of these long
nat feathers is that you can wear them
70 church and tickle the neck of the
1eacon two pews away.
X X X
If congress would post man out
IN the steps to give the alarm when
he president comes to the capitol.
lot so many of them would get caught
way from their desks.
4 \ 4
Vincent Aston, who recently went
nto farming. has been with throat
rouble. Perhaps he had to do so
much hollering to the horses when
lie plowed up the back pasture.
4 4 K
DR.. Sargent of Harvard says that
hysical training and exercise would
ure women's unrest. The broom and i.
he wash tub have always been con-
idered beneficial in this respect.
K X X
The bankers, manufacturers, law
ers and ministers can learn the prop :
r time to put on the straw hat, by in {
uiring of the college students