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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
HANDY MEAT SAVING MACHINE
Shoulder Of Beef Can Be Separated
Like Piece of Wood-Worked
by Clumsiest Butcher Boy.

There is an art in cutting meat and
1t isn't easy work to do well, but the
elumsiest butchers boy can cut
shoulder of beef as neatly and accu-
rately as his employer if he have the
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
On the Beach.

Anything in that floating bother"
"Great find. Had girls name in
It."
"Shucks! thought maybe it had a
drink in it"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25

The way to become popular with
most people IL to keep away from
them.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25

Switzerland will soon have a by
droelc ctric plant using the highest
waterfall in the world 80 harnessed
the water dropping ZAP feet
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
Different.

1caUinercy--So your wife Is going
TO sue for a divorce. Did she meet
her affinity while away in the coun.
try?
Park-No. When she came back
she met mine-Judge
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
On the Quiet.

Owl-Would your mother mind il
l took you out for an auto ride?
Chicken-Mind? She wouldn't hear
of 1t!
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
Double Handle as II Is Applied to the
Handle Of an Ordinary Handsaw.

cutting edge of the saw is made to
turn so that straight or spade han.
die can be used as desired.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
Substitute for Gasoline.

A new fuel for internal combustion
that is said to act in all respects like
gasoline but to be much cheaper Ia
being made In England from gasoline,
kerosene and benzol
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
Consolation.

Il really fear / am losing my mind"
We'll. don't worry about it. No one
II apt to notice It,"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25

Minds OF great men run I'm the
same channel when the MONDAY whis-
tie blows.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
The Idea.

Tho IDEA.
why are you trying to keep all
this scandalous gossip af1oat?"
Because want to be in the swim?"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
Plea With a Punch to Il.

FFcd VIII q FuHCIf 10 nc.
Clerk Ito employer)-I should like
a four weeks vacation this year, sir,
II possible. | never felt SO strong in
my life!--Puck.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25

A liar has great advantage in not
being hampered by facts.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25
1 S9atEss6
NAAfDkA
NKECffANL

Utah made a record last year by
mining more than 100000 tons OF
coal for the first time.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-09-25

any woman to consult with you before
going to doctor. Mrs. INIzE VII
LIS, 2229 Bank St, Louisville, KY.
The Press., 1913-02-05

all over the country, worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, are being practically given away under the homestead laws. In general, the at- titude of congress has been for ma- terial development for the near future, rather than settled policy in which permanent growth can be maintained. Since the establishment of the nation, in 1776, the government has been used as an agent for business pros- perity. For years there was con- petition to the limit. Then the keen CT business men saw that individual selfishness was not for their best suc- cess. Competition died, combina- tions appeared, and soon after monop- oly began. In the wake of the latter have been discovered railway rebates, adulterations, lack of consideration for health, frauds in expenditures for water way improvements, as we'll as in other public measures. The lack of method in river and harbor inn prOvement schemes was severely de- nounced, as was the method of fixing transportation rates. Turning to the political phases of socialism, which MT. Smith clearly defined, he said, Suppose all the powers of government were used for the development of each citizen; or that our city, as a model, should be made as near perfect as it could be, would not the pleasure to each individual be more than doubled :? If the federal government now held title to all of our timber, coal, water power and other national sources of wealth, and was properly conserving them, we could pay nearly half our public debt, and from resources given away in the last 40 years. ," In closing, MT. Smith asked that men with strange ideas'' or fads be not laughed at. After describing how Rome ruled the whole civilized world by brute force 1900 years ago, with no mercy or justice for any one, he told of the coming of the lowly Jesus, who said the meek shall inherit the earth-that charity and love must rule in the world. Then the plead of the address was put in plain and strongest terms that Americans have got to develop communal sense Com munal development can only be done by good team work, and that is prac- tical Christianity as we'll as good busi- ness. The Christian ideal is going to drive us to more ideal methods-the sacrifices of each individual for the good of all.
The Press., 1913-02-05
FOR CONSTIPATION.

A Medicine That Doos Not Cost Any
 thing Unless 1t Cures.
 The active medicinal ingredients of Rexall Orderlies. which are odorless, tasteless and colorless, Is an entirely new discovery. Combined with other extremely valuable ingredients. 1t forms perfect bowel regulator. intes- tinal Invigorator and strengthener Rexall Orderlies are eaten like candy and are notable for their agreeableness to the palate and gentleness of action They do not cause gripping or any dis agreeable effect or inconvenience.
 Unlike other preparations for a like purpose, they do not create a habit, but instead they overcome the cause of habit acquired through the use of ordi- nary Iaxatives. cathartics and harsh physic. and permanently remove the cause of constipation or irregular bow el action.
 We will refund your money without argument if they do not do as we say they will. Two sizes, 25c. and lOc. Sold only at our store-The Rexall Store. A. Jacobsen. -Advt.
The Press., 1913-02-05
The C. H. MOORE co.
 THE MCCALL BOOK

of Advance Spring Styles is cer- tainly very attractive, showing, beside the Latest and Best and Most Practical Fashions, Spring Millinery and how to make it at home. Dress Making at home, Embroidery, etc. It Is only 5c when purchased with any 15-cent Mccall Pattern. Call and look it over. We also have the regular 5c Mccall Magazine which is full of good things. A few more Farmers Almanacs left.
The Press., 1913-02-05
HOME NEWS.
srAFFoRD SPRINGS.

1 Richard Fisk has gone to Hot Springs, Ark, on business trip.
 The "Down in Maine'' company gave a good play at St. Edwards hall Monday evening, but the audience was small on account of the storm.
 The Red Men will hold their regu- lar meeting in Society hall Thursday evening. Business of the usual order will be transacted. The warriors degree team of Tankaroosan tribe of Rockville will trail to these hunting grounds on this steep and initiate a class of adopted brothers into the mysteries of the warriors degree. After the degree work luncheon and cigars will be served.
 The Italo Tirolese Aid society cele- ! bratel the 10th anniversary of the formation of the society by giving a supper and dance at the Teutonia clubs rooms last Friday evening to over 100 guests, mostly the members of the families of the society, with the exception of few invited guests. The supper was served at 2 p. m., and was one of the best. The so- ciety started with but few mem bers, but has steadily increased until. it now numbers over 70, with a number of applications in. Its main object is to help the families of members when in trouble, and several hundred dol- lars have already been used for that object, with a good surplus still in the treasury. On this occasion Fred Bernardo was proclaimed honorary president, in honor of the untiring energy that he has used in upbuild- ing the society. The founders of the society were remembered for their work in holding the society together. The president and honorary president made many good hits in their re- marks, and it was the universal wish that the society may live to see a good many anniversaries. After the festivities a dance was held in which all enjoyed themselves.
 BOWLING.
 Wednesday evening = Independ ents ?, Rhode Islands ].
The Press., 1913-02-05
END DISGUSTING CATAR R H
Money Back From Anders Jacobsen il CATARRHAL Misery Does
 Not Leave YOu.

Try the sure way. Breathe Booths HYOMEI over the sore, germinfected membrane, kill the germs and heal the sore spots.
 Use the little inhaler that comes with each $1.OO outfit five times through the day. At night use the vapor breathing treatment as directed.
 Booths HYOMEI does not contain any harmful drug. It is Australian Eucalyptus combined with effective Historian antiseptics.
 When the bottle of HYOMEI that comes with your outfit is gone you can get another for 50 cents. Just breathe it-no stomach dosing.
The Press., 1913-02-05

High team total M0nufacturers, ], 366 High team string, Independents, 487 High three strings, H. Pinney, 312 High single string, H. Pinney, Raftery. 122
 Average of leaders-H. Pinney ,97 7-45; Tufts, g 90 7,l5; c: Pinney, 90 5-2i; Ram bourne, 90 41-45; Fisk, 90 7-22; Snow, 89 27-42; Yare, 89 lS-45; Mullins, 8S 26.45.
 The Clerks, by defeating the Mer- chants 3 to 0 Monday evening, re- gained the lead that they lost last week. The score:
The Press., 1913-02-05
Sorry He Spoke.

He I'd like to know what enjoy ment you can lind in going from store tn store looking at things you haven't the least idea of buying. She-l know 1 can't buy them. but there Is a sort of melancholy pleasure in thinking that | ,.unld have bought them if had mar ried George Scads when had the chance instead of taking you
 Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot he turned out Richter.
The Press., 1913-02-05
4O3 4O2 43O 123t

403 402 43O 1235 The Clerks, after holding the lead from the start, have dropped into second place in the candlepin league, the Merchants now being in the lead The standing at the end of last week
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
Baptist Church.

The sermon last Sabbath morning
by DR.. Smoot on Heaven was lis.
tened to with great deal of appre-
citation by large audience, after
which 10 were received into the fell
lowship of the church, and the ser.
vice closed with solemn baptis.
nal service.
In the evening the b. Y. =. L.
was crowded and the devotional
meeting led by Mr.. Ebert Hunt and
Geo. Graham was lovely service.
At 1880 p. IN. tn, regular church
service opened with song and pray
er service, and the audience that
packed the house sang with spirit
that mad" everyone feel good. The
Evangelist then spoke OF the sub
ject Of Faith, after which T. were
received into the membership of the
church, and four girls and one young
man was baptized
The attendance at the Sabbath
evening is said To he the largest au-
dience that ever attended church in
Pennington. All the chairs that
could be crowded in were used, and
many were turned away at the doc r
because there was no more room.
On Monday afternoon there was
an attendance Of IS and in the even.
ing the crowd was almost as large
as on Sabbath evening.
Up to the present time there are
additions. 1t is said to be the
greatest meeting ever held at the
baptist church. Large crowds are
coming every evening even In rainy
weather; and there are conversions,
baptisms and additions each even
NJ, and some times at the day SER
vices also.
Everybody is more than welcome.
May everyone who comes receive a
blessing. Contributed.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
Store News From Famous.

We have been very busy getting
things in ship shape for Christmas.
Quiet number of alterations have
been made in our Store to facilitate
the rapid handling of goods during
the rush.
How would you like to eat a ton
Of candy? 1t might not be good
for YOU all at once, but you can
help many on Christmas eat, az
least two tons this Christmas. We
fud thar the quality Of our candy
makes the quantity necessary and
the Price 10 cents per pound is
made possible by the quantity we
purchase.
We have the big line Of popular
priced toys, the kind that meet the
requirements of the majority Of the
people, the people who appreciate
full value for their money.
How about IL Panola Piano this
Christmas-There is only one real
PianOla Piano, its the Heolin, and
it wont cost you any more than an
imitation.
Come in and take a look at our
thousands of articles both useful
aud ornamental, that will I'll your
present lists aud make your Christ
mas money go around.
Pianos. We have in our Ex-
change Department kinEsbury
nearly new $l49. 80, . Jesse French
Pianos. both high grade inslru
ments in fine condition $1,000
each. l Wing Piano case $l25.
Terms TO suit.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27

Next Sunday morning the en-
phasis will be placed on the relation
of men to religion aud the church.
Every man IN any way related 20
the church is invited to be present.
participate in the exercises of wor-
ship and hear the sermon on -
Mans Religion" Evangelistic SER
vices at the evening hour.
These are busy days in the life of
the church. The ladies' aid society
is getting ready for a bazaar the lat
ter part of December, the Epworth
League is in an unique contest look
ing to larger social activities, the
Christmas preparations will soon b"
on and all the regular work Of the
church is moving Oh vigorou sly.
Surely there is no excuse for being
idle.
The Sunday School exceeded our
expectations last Sunday, the at
tendance going to 20. This makes
AN average for the month SO far 0f
-. If the attendance should reach
IS next Sunday the average for the
month will be 40. Why not?
4 cordial invitation to all the
gatherings of the church is EXTEND
ed
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
St. Louis Live Stock Markst
SPECIAL REPoRTI

National Stock Yards. Ill.,, Nov. %
Sheep receipts 1900. Market very
active and 10 to l5c higher. Best
lambs topped at $40, a sale effected
through city butchers. Packer top
was $50. Bulk Of the good lambs
81 - to $50. Fair to good lambs
500 to S.25; culls to fair SO TO 81. so.
Fat sheep $40 to $3.50 with culls
and throw-Outs $3.50 to "a. Year
ling wethers brought $500. Fat
goats "a; bucks $3.50 to 1915.
Cattle receipts 5000 The butcher
cattle situation has frightened up
considerable as result OF the light
runs this week. Present values are
. To lOc higher than last Friday.
Steer market strong.
Hog receipts Sl0,3 800 Trade ID To
Zoe lower; top S7.S5 with bulk of the
good kinds $50 to $3.50. Packers
were buying good mixed ut S7.25 to
800. Pig market almost deinoral-
ized; no to 100 lbs. selling SG.3I to
S.lO with light pigs 1915 to $500.
NATIONAL LIVE STOCK Com. Co.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
Christian Church

We we're glad to welcome three
Splendid audiences last Lords day.
The Bible School started with an
attendance OF 1876, aud an offering o!
$3.50. The morning service was well
attended, and we were glad to wei
come from it three splendid addi-
tidns. Two by letter, one by con-
iessiOn. We are trusting that others
will come soon. The evening sorvi.
ces given by the Bible School In the
interest of Home Missions, the total
Offering was $500. Now this was II
splendid day, hut can we not make
next Lords day just as good?
Services next Lords day us follows,
Bible School Mt 10 4. NJ Preaching
services at Il 4. NJ. and 7:30 =. NJ.
At the morning services we will be-
gin Il series Of sermons IN "Ihc
Plea of the Disciples nf Christi The
evening subject will be, Though
your sins he as scarlet; they shall
ho white as WOOL The AuXialiary
To the &. w Il. NJ. will meet ON
Wednesday 80 Z. NJ. mt the home
of Mrs. win Rotgcr, with Mrs. O. A..
Smith as leader You are invited to
worship with MS.
J VI. BAILEY, Minister.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27

We have some Heating Stoves,
Folding Beds, Dressers, Wash
Stands, Extension Tables, and Cook
Stoves, that we will sell at bargain
next Saturday. Young d Johnson,s
Flash Lights at Young Il John.
sons.
We have just received some new
Dressers and Kitchen Cabinets and
the prices are right. Young d John
sons.
For bargains in Mattresses and
Bedsteaus, see some new ones just
arrived at Young d Johnson's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Billy B!ackledge Of
Avon visited Mrs. Blackledge's
parents, MIR. and Mrs. =. ;. Cole
recently.
Mrs. Louis Thomure of Bonnie
Terre visited her mother. Mrs. J f.
Flowers this week.
Mr.. VIM. Refill OF PotOsi was a
visitor at Hospital No. this week.
Judge Breckenridge of Belgrade
spent two or three days az guest
of the officers at the Hospital this
week
Mrs. NJ. Pipkin and Mrs. John
Murrill and daughter were guests of
Mrs. Gray at the Hospital lassFri.
day.
Last week we said DR.. Eversole
and mother OF st. Louis visited DR..
Patton, etc. 1t should have read
DR.. Enderle and mother.
Mr.. and Mrs. X. A. Cole and son,
Franklin Of Desloge, are the guests
of Rev. and Mrs. VIM. Court at "a
Thanksgiving dinner today.
Mr. and Mrs. 7. V. Swearingen of
Route No. > leave Friday for Fl
Smith, Arkansas, to spend the viii
ter.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
Presbyterian Church.

Bible School GAS a. NJ. Morn
ing worship II O'Clock. Theme
Give Me Thy Heart. "
Christian Endeavor g.: 50 p. III.
Installation OF officers.
Evening worship 1880 o'clock
Theme-"We Must Serve God
Rather than Men
Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening at 1880.
II you are not attending some
other Church we want you to visit
our services next Sunday, and we
will gladly welcome you in our
worship or in our work.
w. II. DuBosE, Pastor.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
1.-THE Drink with the Long Long -Tickle''
WATCH" COFFEE
F'r sS p@ aad"S TRY 1T TODAY mem 1z19Zss
Forty-Cent Quality
3Oc a Pound

A splendid line of Ladies', Misses
and Children's wraps. Also Ladies'
Misses and Childrens Sweater
Goats and Auto Caps. A nice lot OF
Misses and Children's Fur Sets.
Also big stock of Ladies ana
Misses Rain Coats. All OF the
above we are offering ut extra
ordinarily low prices. -Farmingtoh
Mercantile Co. adv.
X. h. Cunningham, who is elghtE
wears young according to his state
ment of his age was, a caller al Inc
Times office the other day MI
Cunningham is well preserved ior
one of mis- age and he attributes II
very much to the fact that he has
endeavored to live on the sunny
side of life. The Times man hopes
he may enjoy many more happy
years.
Frank Mullin and Gus Teary, two
prominent Ironton gentlemen, were
In Pennington on business satur-
day.
Mrs. T. p Pigg, wife OF the pub
Usher OF the Arcadia Enterprise,
Ironton, Mo-, was Il pleasant caller
at The Times Office last Saturday.
Mrs. d. l.. Delaney spent II couple
of days in DeSoto this week.
Miss Gertrude COnant Of Flat
River visited Mrs. Fisher Saturday
and Sunday.
On last Saturday evening, the
basket ball players of the Moothart
Business College of Pennington,
contested with the team represent
iug the Moothart Business College
in Bonnie Terre. The game was
played in the latter city, and after
an interest, hardGought contest, the
Pennington school was declared the
winner by u score OF a to 20.
Our boys report the arrangements
and everything satisfactory and
/ hope TO give the Bonnie Terre boys
return game in the near future in
this city.
The Pennington team was repre-
( scented by the following players:
/ Messrs. Orten, MacCurdy, Murrlil,
| and Messrs. l.. and {. Mitchell,
/ while the Bonnie Terre team pre-
scented Messrs. Belknap and Bel
I KNAPP, COvington, Pirtle and POston.
II. NJ. Bono of Doe Run was Il
caller ut Tho Times office Monday
and requested change %! bis son =
address who is n clerk in the treas.
ury department at Washington ID. G..
Misses Blanche Frazier and liz
zie Wnnuker OF Flat River were
Pennington visitors SUNDAY.
Toys at Young d Johnson's.
Toys and Blank Pistols ut Young
& JOhnsOn's.
Dolls at Young d .loHuson's.
1 We have 4 Sewing Machines
/ Your choice next Saturday $50
each. Young d Jnhnsun,s.
A brand new "pathnndern Sewing
machine for SAP Mt Young d Jonn
sons.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
Strong Party Sentiment.

"Wha; are the duties OF the office
TO which you desire appointment
asked the official. Il haven't inquired
into the duties" replied the applicant.
But, he added rather reproachfully.
ut was held by Republican for
years. And you oughtn't TO have any
doubt that what one OF those Re
publicans can get by with first class
Democrat will be able to do with
ease. Washington Star.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
TOWN And VICINAGE

Toys Of all kinds ht Pelty's Book
Store.
Laakman's Cold Tablets will cure
your cold.
Mrs. l.. X. Spencer of Bonnie
Terre is visiting this week in the
home of her parents, MIR. and Mrs.
}. A. Patrick, Of Pennington,
All the latest games at Pelty's
Book Store.
r. h. Basham, travelling sales
man, spent last Sunday with his
family in Pennington,
School Tablets at Landmarks
Drug Store.
All kinds Of religious books at
pSty's Book Store.
Judge Huck, presiding Jndpe of
the Circuit Court now In session in
Pennington, spent Sunday az his
home in Ste. Genevieye.
See the new line of jOc books at
Pelty's Book Store.
Misses Minta Starkev, Edith
Bennett aud Doc Bennett OF Patton,
Bollinger county, spent Sunday the
guests of their aunt, Mrs 7. p.
figg, Pennington.
New Sorghum at TIE Pennington
Mercantile Go.-udN
A very high.class entertainment
will be given on Tuesday evening,
December >, at the Monarch, by
some Of the very best talent In town.
adv.
Wanted, at highest market price,
trade or cash, all the good Fat
Turkeys, Geese, Ducks and Chickens
we can get. Pennington Mercantile
CO.-adv.
WANTED-A girl to do general
house work. Apply at Hon. +. NJ.
Carter's. Post Office, lock box, 10.
White and Barred Plymouth Rock
Chickens for sale at Mccormick s
farm. Phone 1872.
Don't fail to see "Uncle Aben at
the Monarch Tuesday, December .,
adv.
Remember you can get Fresh
Oysters at Whitworth's Meat Mar
ket. adv.
Our line of Holiday Stationery is
ready for your inspection. Pelty's
Book Store.
Fresh meats and fair treatment at
Whitworth's Meat Market. adv.
Dolls, all kinds. Prices lc up,
Pelty's Book Store.
The HON" talent entertainment to
be given at the Monarch Tuesday
December >, will consist of "A living
American flag, connie coon songs,
readings and II thrc".act comedy
drama entitled "Thc Los: Dia.
monds, - given by some Of the very
best talent in town. It's sure TO
please adv,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
Queer Rowlno Costumes.

English rowing men a century ago
wore costumes far different from what
they wear now. In 1905 II was the
correct thing for them TO wear a
green leather catskin cap with a jack
e. and trousers OF nankeen. In the
first university race at Henley In 1929
Oxford won wearing blue checks.
while Cambridge was In white with
pink waistcoats Broad brimmed
heavy straw hats came In a little
later.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-27
Pleasures Of the Table.

Then ! commended mirth, because
man hath no better thing under the
sun than TO eat, and 10 drink, and TO
be merry. -Ecclesiastes, s:15. And
] will say to my soul, Soul. thou hast
much goods laid up for many years:
take thine ease. eat. drink and be
merry. Luke 1919. What advan-
tageth II me If the dead rise not? Let
us eat and drink, for tomorrow we
die."-I. Corinthians 1882. Let US
eat and drink. for tomorrow We shall
die."-Isaiah. 22:13.