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The Ordway new era., 1913-04-11
Joyous Route.

9eductively put to sleep by orange
blossom extract, the most unimagina'
tive woman can clearly distinguish 9
bridal chorus, even .visualizing tbs
matron Of honor's gown and all the
other stage properties to go to set the
birthday festival Of every woman's
life. Etherixed by orange blossoms
II the worse should come. could
Paradise be approached by . route
more essentially femininef
The Ordway new era., 1913-04-11
Farms For Sale

One OF 40 acres, q miles west of
Ordway. well improved; the other, 20
acres, 2 miles north Of Crowley
(Shiloh). no improvements. Address
J. J. Lehman, Ordway.-4tf
The Ordway new era., 1913-04-11

Mr.. Koyns-ws'rs going to the
mountains next month.
Miss Gushsr-Ahi the mountains
are sublime-so Inspiring. 10 won
Aerfully high and
Mr.. Koyns-The hotel bill II A.
ways much higher than the noun.
tAins.
The Ordway new era., 1913-04-11
BAPTIST CHURCH.

BAPTIST CHURCH.
1Oa. m., Sunday school.
II a. M, sermon.
3p. M, Junior meeting.
Up. N. Young peoples meeting.
Sp. M, sermon.
SD. N. Wednesday, prayer meeting.
You are cordially Invited to attend
these services.
S. NJ. EDWARDS, Pastor.
The Ordway new era., 1913-04-11
Sunday Services
EVANGELICAL CHURCH.

q. m. freacniDR AZ boo Creek.
10 a. M, Sunday school.
IL a. M, An address to the Sunday
School.
Up. M, Young People's nesting, =
8 p m., sermon.
Sp. m. Wednesday, prayer meeting.
With these services we expect to
take up the work for another year
and invite you to come and receive
and be blessing.
p. q. NUFFER. Pastor.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
plMPLES ON FACE AND ARMS

III Howard St, Dayton, Ohio
about year ago my face, neck, arms
and back were beginning to become
afflicted with pimples and blackheads.
My pimples would get very large and
appear to come to a head. II ! tried
to open them the pain would be terri
Bile, but nothing could be taken from
them. They itched very badly; ] buf-
fered terribly from itching After
scratching, the pimples would swell
and after the swelling was gone my
face would become very red and re-
main 80 for some time. My clothing
caused the itching to be worse. When
1t was warm 1t was utterly impossible
to sleep.
Il used n cream and the more /
used the worse they got. Shortly after.
read the advertisement OF Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and determined to
use them. The itching stopped almost
Immediately. This was about three
months ago and am entirely cured
now" (Signed) Miss Marguerite e.
Jacobs. Jan. 10, 1918.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept L. Boston. ADV.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
BISHOPS POINT WELL MADE
Rebuke to Which II Ia Hard to See
How the CITRATE Could Make
an Answer.

Bishop oliphant OF LANDAU had n
well.to-do young man as curate who
had rather sporting instincts. He
kept his own horses and always drove
tandem. The bishop dsapproved. and
decided to administer Il rebuke on a
favorable opportunity. Both the bishop
and the curate. each driving In his
own way. met near the historic Cow
and Shutters The bishop, of course,
was driving two abreast, and the cur
ate tandem, as usual.
Il really must protest." said the
bishop, lat your driving about In such
manner"
We'll, my lord" said the curate,
you are driving two horses, and SO
am !. What Is the difforence?"
After n few moments reflection
Bishop Oliphant replied
III, when you are at prayers at the
cathedral, the congregation placed
their hands In the same position as
you have placed your horses what
would become OF the dignity and
solemnity Of the scrvice?'-Iondon
Mail.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
WHEAT IN THE ROTATION
THIS GRAIN IS USUALLY soWED
AFTER OATS OR coRN-DE.
PENDs UPON CONDITIONS.
BY J. c. Haekleman OF the Depart
ment Of Agronomy, Univer-
sity OF Missouri.

The proper place of wheat in crop
rotation depends upon conditions, but
is usually after oats or corn. A rOta'
ton OF corn, oats, wheat and clover is
u very satisfactory one for North
Missouri conditions. Or, If more corn
is desired, two years Of corn may be
followed by oats, this by wheat then
one year In clover or two years in
clover or timothy.
For south Missouri, where oats are
not so commonly grown, rotation of
corn, wheat and clover, or corn,
wheat, clover and timothy for two
years, is good on soils where wheat
follows corn well. Where wheat does
not follow corn to advantage, as is the
case in sections of south Missouri, 1t
will be best. as rule, to plant oats
between the corn and wheat, as In the
aforementioned rotation. Another plaf
is TO follow corn with soy beans or
cowpeas and then sow wheat. follow
ing with clover or grass. A consider
able number of complaints have been
received at the Missouri experiment
station regarding wheat following
cowpeas, to the effect that 1t does not
do well, and this seems to be true In
certain soils. No data Is yet availa'
BILE, however, to show just which soils
are in this class, or why there should
be any difficulty in this respect, un'
less II is because OF the loose condi'
ton in which cowpeas leave the land.
Where wheat follows peas the Gus
tomary practice is to simply disc and
harrow the pea stubble. Flowing is
usually not necessary. There is little
doubt that in case of very loose soil,
which often results from the growth
of the peas, the use of roller woult
be OF advantage.
In the lowlands Of southeast Mis-.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

rled on the feet Of animals, such as
dogs, crows and bu22ards
Two forms of the disease are com.
mon. First, the acute, in which the
animal has fever and displays dull.
ness, a tendency to lie down with no
effort to get up. soreness of the eyes
and glucing together OF the eycllds
and a discharge of watery fcces
Death usually results in q few days
In the chronic form the hog shows
a general weakness. 1t coughs on
moving, and frequently goes down in
the hind quarters. This form is slow.
eI IN acting than the acute form, but
death usually results.
To be sure that case Of sickness
Is cholera, postmortem should be
made OF the first hog to die. This is
done by opening tho animal so as to
expose the internal organs. II the
disease is hog cholera the following
conditions are usually present:
a. The lungs will be found con-
gested as they are In pneumonia,
(2) Swelling and congestion of
most all glands of the body.
80 The blood vessels running
through the weS.like structure around
the mtestines will be found congested.
a. Ky opening the large intestines
there will be found elevated ulcers,
known os the button ulcers" on ac-
count of their button-lile appearance.
As In most diseases where there is
no specific cure, the chief thing TO
consider with hog cholera is proven
ton. First, the hogfarmer should al
low no person or animal which he has
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
PREATTY NAMES FOR BOOKS
Real Old.Time Titles Sound Decidedly
Strange to the Eye Of the
Reader Today.

The following are some of the curl.
Gus titles Of old English books:
A Most Detachable Sweet Perfumcd
Nosegay for Gods Saints to Smell
At"
Biscuit Baked In the oven Of Char.
ity. Carefully Conserved for the
Chickens Of the Church, the Sparrows
of the Spirit, and the Sweet Swal.
lows Of Salvation"
"a Sigh OF Sorrow for tho Sinners
Of Zion Breathed Out of a Hole in
the Wall OF an Earthly Vessel Known
Among Men by the Name of Samuel
Fish" Ia Quaker who had been i'm
prisoned).
Eggs OF Charity Layed for the
Chickens OF the Covenant and Boiled
With the Water OF Divine Love. Take
Ye Out and Eat"
Tho Spiritual Mustard Pot to
Make the Soul Sneeze With Devo-
ton"
Most of these were published IN the
time of Cromwell-Iondon Strand.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Had kila Goat. Evidently.

\ Springfield man. replying to his
wife's petition for divorce. says: DE
PENDANT states that the plaintiff Is
much better qualified than the defend
ant to carry her part In nagging con.
tests: that she commands better
and more extensive vocabulary ttnn
the defendant, and simply overwnelm.
ed him with her complaints ana re.
proaches, and she was so master of
her feelings that she could readily
pass from storm to sunshine, from
abuse to tears, from harsh language
to tenderness, and from nagging plain
til could upon the appearance OF a
third person so readily become all
smiles and suayity that her sudden
and complete changes OF moods com
pletely bewildered defendant Kan
sas City Star.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

souri, II Is very common practice to
grow cowpeas and wheat on the land
the same year The wheat Is
threshed, the land broken and sown
to cowpeas, which are cut for hay
and seed. the ground prepared by use
of the disc and drag and resown to
wheat.
Many inquiries come TO the expert.
ment station regarding this practice
on the uplands of the state. But with
the exception Of the extreme north.
ern counties It is not practicable ex-
cept In especially favored seasons. As
a rule, in central and north Missouri
the time between wheat harvest and
wheat sowing in the fall is too short,
and, moreover, the ground Is usually
hard and dry after the wheat Is re.
moved, making immediate preparation
for peas impracticable except on rath.
er limited areas. Peas may follow
wheat for n green manure or pasture
to a better advantage II II Is not In.
tended to follow the peas with wheat,
since much more time is available in
this case,
In certain wheat sections of Mis-
souri, wheat is sometimes grown two
years in succession, followed by
clover the third year. The first crop
OF clover is often cut for hay and the
second crop partly pastured off and
then turned under with the seed This
brings the seed to the surface after
the second years wheat, and 1t is
usually unnecessary to seed to clover
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

burned, the promises should be
cleaned and the ground sprinkled
with Quicklme Always burn the dead
animals.
To help In the general resistance
Of animals to disease there should be
a general cleanliness Of the pens ami
feed lots, washing out the troughs and
disinfecting them with the crosol so.
luton. Dry sleeping quarters and
pure drinking water are essential.
The United States department Of
agriculture recommends the following
mixture to help fortify the hogs
against cholera;
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Quiet English Parish.

The tiny parish Of Clannaborough,
North Devon. England little village,
has a population Of only ~, so that
baptisms, marriages and burIals are
not very frequent. Tho other week
the first marriage ceremony for Is
years took place, but even then the
couple were not parishionors, the
bride coming from ST. Austcll, the
bridegroom, whose home is at EX-
mouth, being the rcctore brother.in-
law.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

Hog cholera Ia probably more dread.
ed by the farmers Of the corn belt
than any other disease OF live stock.
And well may this be so, for no other
disease has caused greater financial
loss In the last few years.
The disease is caused by specific
germ, not yet isolated, which is found
in the blood and urine of the diseased
animal. 1t is communicated to we'll
animals by their. being on the same
ground with diseased ones. They may
get II while being transported in cars,
In stock yards or while being driven
over roads, or By the germ being car.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

reason to suspect has been on infect.
ed ground 10 enter his premises, He
should kill stray dogs, and see to it
that all outbreaks of cholera are made
public news at once. Any new ami.
mails brought on the farm should be
Isolated for month before turning
them in with bunch OF healthy ami.
mails.
Animals recovering from hog chol
era should not be turned among the
healthy animals until washed with a
per cent solution Of cresol and after
an isolation OF three months Infect.
ed feed troughs and litter should be
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

An old farmer in Ayrshire had n
habit Of feigning deafness when he
wanted to avoid answering an awk.
ward question. One day Il neighbor
said to him:
"I'd like to borrow your cart this
morning; mine is having spring
mended"
You'll have to speak louder" the
old farmer answered. ~ don't hear
very well--and | don't like to lend my
cart anyhow. Glasgow Spy.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

Lydia e. Pinkhanl 3
Vegetable Com
pound has done for
me. ! was weak,
nervous, and cared
for nothin 6 Blu {
sleep. Now / can
go ahead with my
work daily and feel
ten years younger
than before | started
taking your medi-
cine, | will advise
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
PIaInt Of a Plant.

But, your honor. my wife won't let
me work"
Wont let you work."
mo; | got Job last week, and she
made me quit"
What kind of a position was III"
at the burlesque theater. sitting
in the audience where n soubrette
could come down twice n day and kiss
me."-Judge.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

In planning the hog quarters pro.
vide for the following important con.
slderations: ~ Plenty of light, ca
plenty Of ventilation, $50 plenty OF ex
ercise, a. plenty of warmth.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

Vocational Cat seaport town. J.
What do you do here in summer?
Native-Loaf and fish.
V.--And In the winter?
N.-Wo cut out the fishin'.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
PoYertY Of Idea.

Madeline-Why. Mrs. Benaway; are
you back?
Mrs. Bcnaway- dear; ore you ?
Judge
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
She Knew.

Bookkeeper--lf asked the bose to
raise my salary, what do you think he
would sayT
Stenographer--Mr. Pcnnor. ! am a
lady - never even think such
things,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
In the Silly Nlpht.

Country Innkeeper- Did you hear
the fight out in front about one O'Clock
this mornln'2
New Yorker (wearily) It put
me to sleep!-Puck
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Whenever YOU NEED
A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
The Old Standard Groves Tasteess chill Tonic is Equally
Valuable General onc because Acts the Liver,
Drives Out Malaria, Enrches the Blood and Builds Up
the Whole System. For Grown People and Children.


Of
is Malaria Chls
Weakness general debility and life and Nursing
Mothers and Pale sicky Children Removes BIOusness without purg
Relieves depression and low
puihes the blood A Complete
il
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
No ContortlonIat.

Fat Man-Did you give them n good
sinner
Bootback-Sure, sir. Look for
yourself.
Fat Man-rfi take your word for It.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Remarkable.

Frost-Sometimes one runs across
his friends in the most unexpected
places,
Snow-True Yesterday found
Agnes ut home.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

The possibilities Of profit In fal pigs
depend upon the ability and situation
of the breeder. With an even break
in luck. the man who is skilled in
handling pigs will come out with
profit. Some swine-breeders will make
fall filters pay almost without failure,
while others seldom realize profit.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Not What She Expected

Ferdy-You are not like most Of the
other girls | know.
Sylvia tvery softly No?
Ferdy-No. indeed The others
tan, but you frecklo,- Puck
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
TommY'a Handa.

Ma-Tommy. did you wash your
hands this morning?
Tommy washed one OF them,
mother. The other didn't need It.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Bulky.

THAT fat man over there used to
be page In the Senate"
"A page, Ell! Well, he's grown
into volume now"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Nothing To Il.

81 believe in calling a spade a
spade"
Guess you might as we'll. I've new.
er been able to pass one of for a dia.
mond or a heart"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
In Condition,

81 don't feel quite well, doctor. Do
you think | could go to a coffee party
this afternoon"
Certainly, miss. Your tongue is all
right FTiegendo Blaetter.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
A Steady One.

There is one enterprise into which
everybody manages to get"
what Is that?"
"The directory"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Rejected.

He-Be mine and you will make me
the happiest man In the world.
She--l'm very sorry; but unfortun.
ately want to be happy myself
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
His Idea.

Coed-I don't think clothes makes
the man!
College Man--Nor |. think 1t all
depends on the cigarettes he smokes.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Sodium hyposulphite 2 pounds

\ dose is one tablespoonful cheap
ing) for 2O6-pourd hog. 1t is given
in the feed This mixture aids In
keeping the hogs in good, thrifty con.
dition. and makes them more immune
20 all diseases.
The surest method OF preventing
the cholera is to inoculato the hogs
with the serum put out by the Mis-.
souri, experiment station. We will
soon be feeding our new corn and
during the period following is when
cholera thriyes best. The wise policy
is to keep the hogs healthy, start
them on new corn gradually and be
ready to inoculate on short notice.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

Eternal punishment" may be the
price OF being too poor to buy g
divorce.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

An Oklahoma inventors corn plan
ter is light enough to be carried in
the hand. yet will SOW the grains
evenly and cover each with soil.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Very Much So

~ have a soft Job"
What Is TT"
Making feather beds"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

Crude oil is used successfully as
dip for hogs, and is cheaper than the
commercial dips. ---.---.-,------.-----...I
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

Knocking. as profession, is badly
oyCrcrowdod.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
His Species,

"I'll bet that crooked looking fellow
is a bird"
y know II. He's a stool pigeon"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

The At pleasures of youth become
misfits in after years.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

hiIg hulilhil W COIbuII WIN yOu pSlpAn
going TO a doctor. Mrs. INIzE VIII
LIS, 2229 Bank St, Louisville, KY.
Another Sufferer Relieved.
Romayor, Texas. III suffered terri
bly, with a displacement and bladder
trouble. was in misery ell the tims
and could not walk any distance. I
thought never could be cured, but my
mother advised me to try Lydia f. PINK
hams Vegetable Compound and did
81 am cured Of the displacement and
the bladder trouble is relieved. ! think
the Compound is the finest medicine on
earth for suffering women. - Mrs
VIOLA JASPER, Romayor, Texas.
If you want special advice write 10
Lydia T.. Pinkham Medicine Co. (conll-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by a
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

Some young men would rather love
and lose than never love at all.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

Mrs. winslow's soothing Syrup for Children
teething, sottcus the gums, reduces lnnnmua'
ton ,allayB pain, curcs wind cote Pc bottle.AsT
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
WOMAN FEELS
10 YEARS
YOUNGER
Since Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Re-
stored Her Health.

Louisville, KY. -"I take greet pleas
ure in writing to inform you of what
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Preventing Hog Cholera
To Keep This Dreaded Disease OFF the Farm 1t Is
Essential to Keep the Pens and Feed Lots Clean

By C. Bnheat Student College Agriculture University
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
Contradictory pleasure.

" mt 10 you LTIITN MS Wiz NON
sldered his giving her a square dcal?"
"What?"
Taking her on a round OF amuse,
mcnts."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25

Bobby (sadly) No. Susie. I can't
marry into your family, Your papa
has weak eyes and your aunuo has
spasms
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
The Vehicle,

"Jaggs was carried away at tht
performance last night"
by delight, or In the patrol wagon z
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-09-25
An Echn.

Susie Gage six)-And when we grow
up well be married. won't we, Bob
bie7
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-16
0ystermen Read This.

Every Senator and Delegate cleo
ted on the Democratic ticket, eth
er from Western Maryland. South
ern Maryland, Baltimore city, Tie
Eastern Shore, or from any part df
the State, are pledged to stand IN
the oystermen, and to stand BY ne
following plank OF the Democratlc
platform: Il
t"The Democratic party pledR
itself to guard jealousy the fieAfs
of the oystermen, and all of those
who earn their livelihood ont 81
the waters of our State, and Ne
do hereby pledge our party reRre
sentatives in the next Legisla1sre
of Maryland to enact such legisla-
ton as will protect or restore their
rights. In order to guarantees ful-
ly that no natural oyster bottoms
shall be leased by the State for
private planting, we Specifically
promise law duly authorizing Ard
empowering the Shellfish Commits
sioners, upon proper and reasonaasle
complaint, to make re-examinafton
of the bottom complained agatnst
and if such complaint be wen fogin.
ded so as to amend the survey
heretofore made that the fullest
extent, under the spirit of the Y
no natural oyster bed, bar or r
shall be left out of said surt Z
Or become subject to private leas
ing"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-16
Special Town Tax Notice.
| evy 1913

In going over my tax collection
book, l find about 800 accounts
where the tax bills amount, to less
than SIS each. The failure to pay
these little tax bills is more an
oversight than an inability to pay.
Under date of Oct. Is, have mail
ed a second notice for all tax ac-
counts under SIS, and must insist
on a settlement l shall not mail
any more notices for these small
tax bills, and unless they are paid
promptly, I shall proceed to collect
in accorda nee with the tax law.
An Act of. the Legislature of 1912
provides that all town tax bills
shall b,e paid at the office of the
Collector and Treasurer.
VIM. E. Hearns
Adv. 16..3t Coll. and Treas.