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The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
contrae. for 10000 Acres of seets

Loveland.-The signing of contracts
with beet growers by the Great West
ern Sugar Company has been closed,
as $4,000 acres already have been
signed up and this is the limit for the
Loveland factory, which is one OF the
largest In the state. Numerous i'm
provements will be made to handle the
enormous crop during the next cam
paign.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
Doctor penIes Pope Plus is Worse

Rome. Italy.-While the official re-
ports concerning the pope's condition
are altogether reassuring. much un-
easiness continues in high ecclesiasti-
cal circles and it is feared that the
holy father is a much sicker man than
the doctors will admit
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14

concession OF the minutest value by
means of reasoning and sound argu-
ments. he has gained a much greater
victory than when he secures a great
concession only after long and te-
dious strike"
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
Colorado Wins Oats Prize.

Denver.-The State Board of Immi-
grafton received telegram from of
ficers of the Fifth International Corn
Exposition, just closed in Columbia,
S. c.. saying that Chisholm brothers.
Del Norte. had been awarded the zone
sweepstakes prize for the Western
zone for oats.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
Chicago Markets.

Chicago.-Butter = Creameries. %
Q36c.
Eggs-At mark. cases included, 100
1Sc; ordinary firsts. tic; firsts. 18c.
Potatoes-Michigan, 44@46c. Mime
sofa, 43@45c Wisconsin, 40@46c.
Poultry = Turkeys, dressed, 21c;
chickens, alive. 16c; springs, alive.
tic.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
Earthquake Destroys euajimquIIapa

Misunderstanding to an Off
cial report from the American charge
at Guatemala City, severe earth
quake destroyed Guajimquilapa. capi-
tai of Santa Rosa province. but did
not injure Guatemala City. Villages
within radius of eighteen miles were
damaged.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14

'(Prices Paid by Denver Jobbers F. o.
B. Track Denver.)
Colorado upland, per ton. ILL., 012.50
Nebraska upland, per ton. 11.00@11.50
Second bottom, Colorado
and Nebraska, per ton. $500 800
Timothy. per ton .12.50@13.OO
Alfalfa, per ton 900
South Park. choice, ton .12.50@13.00
San Luis Valley, per ton. 11.00@11.50
Gunnison Valley. per ton. .11.00@12.0O
Straw, per ton ........... 4.OO0 4.25
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
Wanted on worthIess creek charge

Colorado Springs.-The police are
looking for Arthur varney and Eugene
W. Russell. young men about town,
who are alleged to have passed worth
less checks on merchants, in the sum
of $50.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
piaz on Way to Italy.

Cairo.-General Porfirio Diaz, for
mer president of Mexico. left here for
alexandria. From there he Will pro
coed to Italy.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
Butter.
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.
Butter and Eoos.

Kansas City. = Butter-Creamery,
35c: firsts. 33c; seconds. Bic; packing.
21c.
Eggs-Firsts, lie; seconds. 13c.
Poultry-Hens. lac; roosters. S1sc:
ducks, 15c.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
Wool In St. IouIa.

st. -Wool-Steady. Medium
grades. combing and clothing, 23h@
26c. light fine. 19@21c; heavy fine.
1s@1sc; tub washed. 27@36c.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
Fl. Lupton Fire Does $4,000 Damage

RI. Luptoh rire LOGS ~'<'ooo Dama9e'
Fort Lupton.-A blaze resulting
from kerosene lamp destroyed the
two-story farm residence of T. L. Mon
son. Loss $4,000.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
MAR RKET
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
DENVER MARKETS.
q U oTATIo N s

Cattle.
Beef steers, corn fed, good to
choice -.........-..- .1-0OQS-O0
Beef steers, corn fed, fair to
good .-..... -6-50@7.0o
Beef steers, pulp fed, good to
choice $50 -7OOQ1-75
Beef steers. pulp fed, fair to
good .b.35Q I.Uc
choice .e75@75o
Beef steers. hay fed, fair to
good .6.00@6.75
Heifers. prime, pulp fed -. .6.0O@6.50
Cows and heifers, pulp fed,
good to choice ......... 5.65Q6.20
Cows and heiiers, pulp fed,
fair to good .5.25@5.65
Cows and heifers, corn fed,
good to choice ........ .5.75@6.40
Cows and heifers. corn fed,
fair to good ............. .5.25@5.75
Stock cows .4.0O@5.00
Veal calves .S.G0@10.00
Bulls .4.50@5.40
Stays .5.00@6.50
Feeders and stockers, good
to choice .6.5OQ7.35
Feeders and stockers, fair to
good .........-...-..6. .6.00@6.50
Feeders and stockers. COM
mon to fair 5.OOQ6.OO
Hogs.
Good hogs .-.....---...... .S.4O@S.65
Sheep.
Lambs .76o@s.OO
Ewes .................. .5.40@5.S5
Yearlings ............6. .6.50@7.00
Wethers . .5.5006.00
Feeder lambs, F. P. Re-. .7.25@7.76
Feeder ewes. F. p. R.. .4.25@4.S0
Feeder yearlings, F. P. r. ..6.00@6.75
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14
Grain.

Grain.
Wheat. choice milling, 100 lbs. .1.37
Rye, Colo, bulk, 100 lbs. ..... LOS
Nebraska, oats, sacked ......- .1.25
Corn, in sack .................1 .1.07
Bran, Colo, per 100 lbs. -...... .1.05
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14

Eggs.
Eggs. graded No. net F.
o. B. Denver .........17 @1S
Eggs, graded No. net f.
o, B. Denver ........15 @16
Eggs. case count, are bring
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-03-14

Good hogs .S.4O@S.65
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Order of Hearing on Petition fol
License to Sell, Mortgage or
Lease Lands by Represent
alive or Guardian.
In Probate Court.

State of Minnesota, | 90 In Probate Court.
County of St. Louis. 30
Order of Hearing
In the Matter of the Estate of on Petition for
Lille Aska, George Aska, SLicenSe to Sell
and Jennie Aska. Minors. Mortgage or Lease
Lands.
The Petition of Till Hutulla as representative
of the above named minors. having been filed in
this Court. representing, among other things.
that for reasons stated in said petition. it is
necessary and for the best interests of the estate
of said minors and of all persons interested
therein. to sell certain lands of said minors in
said petition described and praying that license
be to her granted to sell the said land.
1t is Ordered. That said petition be heard be-
fore this Court. at the Probate Court ooms in
the Court House, in Duluth. in said County. on
Monday. the 5th day of January. 1914, at ten
O'Clock A. NJ, and all persons interested in said
hearing and in said matter are hereby cited and
required at said time and place to show cause, if
any there be- why said petition should not be
granted.
Ordered Further That this order be served by
publication in The Ely Miner, according to law.
Dated at Duluth. Mimi. December 9Th 1913.
Seal Probate Court, St. Louis County. Mimi
By the Court,
Attest: S. w. GILPIN,
AR MORTON Judge of Probate.
A. J. Thomas. Atty for Petitioner. 1912 20
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Order Limiting Time to File
Claims, and For Hearing
Thereon.

State of Minnesota, |
County of ST. Louis. 3D. In Probate Court
In the Matter of the Estate of Josef Hubat, De-
cedent.
Letters of administration this day having been
granted to Frank Peck.
1t is Ordered That the time within which all
creditors of the above named decedent may pre-
sent claims against his estate in this Court be
and the same hereby is, limited to three months
from and after the date hereof; and that Tues
day. the 3rd day of March, 1914 at ten o'clock a.
m, in the Probate Court Rooms, at the Court
House at Duluth in said County, be and the same
hereby is, fixed and appointed as the time and
place for hearing upon the examination, adjust
ment and allowance of such claims as shall be
presented within the time aforesaid.
Let notice hereof be given by the publication
of this order in The Ely Miner as provided by
law.
Dated at Duluth Mimi. November 18th. 1913.
(Sea1, Probate Court, St. Louis Co., Mimi
S. w. GII,PIN,
ll-2S 1912 Judge of Probate.
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ApplicatiOnfOr Liquor
License Transfer

State of Minnesota,
County Of ST. Louis, %.
Notice is hereby given that applica-
tlon has been made in writing to the
city council of the City of Ely, Min
nesota. and filed in the office of the
city clerk, praying for a transfer of
the unexpired term of the liquor
license issued to Joseph Seliskar.
License No. 22O expiring June 9, 1914
to sell intoxicating liquors in the
lower front room of the building
located on lot /, block 9, Whiteside's
addition, in the lower front room of
building located on lot l, blk. 7
Whiteside's addition, to Ely
Said transfer will be heard and
determined by said city council Dec,
Is, 1913, at 8 o'clock, P. M. in the
council chambers at the city hall in
the said city, county and state,
Witness my hand and seal of said
city this Sd day of December, A. ID.
1913
(sEAL) l. visited, Jr.,
1875 II City Clerk.
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Application forLiquOr
License.

State of Minnesota,
County of st. Louis Sc
Notice is hereby given that applca-
ton has been made in writing TO the
city council of the City of Ely and
filed in the Office of the city clerk
praying for license to sell mtoxica-
ting liquors in the lower front room
of the building situated on lot 5,
block IL of the original plat of the
City OF Ely, and to the following nam
ed person, tO-wit:
JOHN GIANOTTI, Jr.
for the term of one year, beginning
Dec. 10th, 1913, and ending Dec. 18th,
1914.
Said application will be heard and
determined by said city council at
the council chambers in the city hall
in said city, county and state on Dec.
18th. 1913.
Witness nv hand and the seal of
said city. this Goth day of Nov. 1913.
seal [. VISITED, JR., city clerk.
1875 II
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.SHERIFF'S EXECUTION SALE

Under and by virtue of an Execution issued
out of and under the seal of the District Court of
the State of Minnesota in and for the Eleventh
Judicial District and County of st. Louis. upon
judgment duly rendered in the Municipal Court,
of the City of Ely, ST. Louis County. Minnesota,
the 9th day of October. 1913, in action there
in, wherein Axel Hegfors Plaintiff and
Maria Kangas Defendant in favor of said Plain
tiff and against said Defendant for the sum OF
two hundred seventy-nne and 99-100 (S279.99)
Dollars, a transcript of which said Judgment
was thereafter and upon the 18th day of October
1918, duly filed and docketed in the Office OF the
Clerk of said District Court in and for ST. Louis
County, Minnesota, which said execution has to
me- as Sheriff of said St. Louis County, been duly
directed and delivered, have levied upon and
will sell at Public Auction to the highest cash
bidder at the Sheriff's Office in the Court House.
in the City of Duluth, in said County OF st Louis,
on Thursday the 22nd day of January 1914 at ten
O'Clock in the forenoon of that day. all right,
title and interest that above named Judgment
debtor had in and to the real estate hereinafter
described on the l1,h day of October 1913 that
being the date of the filing and docketing of said
Judgment at the Office of the Clerk of the
District Court in and for said st. Louis County
Minnesota, or any interest therein, which said
judgment debtor may have since that day
acquired The description of the property being
as follows, to-wit:
An undivided one-third interest in lot nine (9).
Section two W, Northeast quarter of Northeast
quarter (NEA of NED. Section eleven Cl1) and
North half of Northwest quarter (N1z of NW1l3.
section twelve d2) all in township sixty-four 90,
North of Range thirteen Q3). West of the Fourth
Principal Meridian i'll St. Louis County Mime
sofa.
Dated. Duluth. Mimi December 3rd 1913.
JOHN r. MEINING,
Sheriff St. Louis County. Mimi
A. ]. THOMAS, ByVA DASH
Attorney for Judgment Creditor. Deputy,
o
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ORDER TO EXAMINE FINAL. ACCOUNT.

ORDER TO EXAMINE FINAL ACCOUNT.
ETC.
State of Minnesota, S.. Order to Examine
In the Matter of the Estate of Jane Sheridan.
Decedent.
The Petition of Janet Mahady as representative
of the above named decedent, together with her
final account of the administration of said estate,
having been filed in this court. representing,
among other things that she has fully admins
tered said estate, and praying that said final ac-
count of said administration be examined adj
justed and allowed by the Court and that the
Court make and enter its final decree of distri-
button of the residue of the estate of said
decedent to the persons entitled thereto, and for
the discharge of the representative and the
sureties on her bond.
1t is Ordered. That said petition be heard, and
said final account examined, adjusted. and if
correct. allowed by the Court, at the Probate
Court Rooms in the Court House, in the City of
Duluth in said County Monday the 10Th day
of December, 1913, at ten o'clock A. M. and all
persons interested in said hearing and in said
matter are hereby cited and required at said time
and place to show cause. if any there be. why
said petition should not be granted.
Ordered further, That this order be served by
publication in The Ely Miner according to law,
and by mailing copy of this order to each heir
and interested party at least fourteen days
before the said date of hearing.
Dated at Duluth. Mimi. December End. 1913.
Seal-Probate Court)
St. Louis Co., MINI.
By the Court,
Attest S. w. GILPIN,
A. R. MORTON, Judge of Probate
Clerk of Probate 12-5 1919
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Order OF Hearing On Petition fol
Probate of Will

State of Minnesota. 90 In Probate Court.
County of St. Louis. ''
In the matter of the Estate Order of Hearing OH
of John Gianotti, Decedent Petition for Probate
of Will.
A certain instrument purporting to be the last
will and testament of John Gianotti having been
presented to this court and the petition of
Elizabeth Gianotti, being duly filed herein re-
presenting. among other things. that said
decedent. then being resident of the county of
St. Louis, State of Minnesota died testate in the
County of St. Louis, State of Minnesota. on the
I'D day of November. 19l3 and that said petit
toner is named in said purported will as
executrix hereunder and praying that said
instrument be allowed and admitted to probate
as the last will and testament of said decedent,
and that letters testamentary be issued to Eliza
beth Gianotti thereon.
1t is Ordered, That said petition be heard be-
fore this court at the Probate Court Rooms in
the Court House. in Duluth. in said County on
Monday the 5th day of January.1 1914, at ten
o'clock A. M, and all persons interested in said
hearing and in said matter. are hereby cited and
required at said time and place to show cause. if
any there be. why said petition should not be
granted.
Ordered Further, That this order be served by
publication in The Ely Miner according to law.
and that copy of this order be served on the
Comfy Treasurer of St. Louis County not less
than ten days prior to said day of hearing and by
mailing copy of this order to each heir and
interested party at least fourteen days before the
said date of hearing.
Dated at Duluth. Mimi, December 9th, 1913.
Seal Probate Court, St. Louis County, Mimi
By the Court,
Attest: s. w. GILPIN,
Ar MORTON. Judge of Probate.
Clerk of Probate.
A. ]. Thomas, Atty. for Petitioner. 1912 20
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ALL HE KNEW.

That waiter has the most wonder
ful memory Of any man know" said
Jenkins.
In what wayf asked the friend
who was lunching with him.
You see that row of hats hanging
up there? Well, I'll bet you anything
you like that when we get up from
the table he'll give you your hat,
and not mine-although I'm wearing a
new one today. l expect he noticed it
as soon as l came into the restau-
rant!"
This prophecy was amply fulfilled.
AT any rate, the waiter fully appor-
toned the proper headgear to each
of the two men; whereupon Jenkins
inquired:
i say waiter, how on earth do you
know that this is my hat?"
Il don't, sir" replied the waiter
after he had pscketed his tip. "All
know is that it happens to be the
hat you were wearing when you ar
rived!"-Answers.
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Needless Alarm,

An old German farmer entered the
Office of a wholesale druggist one
morning and addressed the proprietor
Mister Becker, l have der schmal
poX-"
"Merciful heavens, Mr.. Jacobs!" eX
claimed Becker, as the office force
scrambled over each other in theil
hurry to get out, don't come any
nearer"
"Vot's der madden NIT you fellers
anyhow" quietly replied Jacobs. =.
say hat der schmall pox of butter ou
in mine wagon, vot Mrs. Becker or
tered las week alreaty.
Food Magazine.
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NOT NUMEROUS, BUT EARNEST.

Whats this hall lighted up for!"
inquired the reporter.
"This is a meeting to protest against
any further delay in putting lamps at
the corners of this street," said the
man occupying the big chair on the
platform.
You seem to be the only person
here"
"Yes, and there ought to be full
house. tell you, sir, it's blamed
outrage that this part of town has
been neglected so long, and"
Say you're a pretty husky citizen.
How much do you weigh?'
1.-TWO hundred and thirty-nine
pounds. What's that got to do with
-"
"Tll just say the meeting was large
ly attended and full of enthusiasm.
Goodnight"
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Spoiled for Ways of Peace.

They were holding a racing meet.
Whats the matter with this horse
you brought from Juarez?" demanded
pne Of the judges. 'The public is
burning up its money on him, yet he
rant run little bit. What's wrong?"
Conditions don't suit him." de-
tlared the owner of the plug.
But we've had all sorts of condi-
lions. We've had mud, dry track,
dust and everything else"
Il know; but that horse can't race
unless, there's a light musketry fire."
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Application forLiquor
License.
State of Minnesota, 90
County of St. Louis, 90

State of Minnesota, 90
County of ST. Louis,
Notice is hereby given that applica-
tion has been made in writing to the
city council of the City of Ely and
filed in the office of the city clerk
praying for license to sell intOxicat-
ing liquors in the lower front room of
the building situated on Lot 3. block
6, of the Whitesides Addition of
the City of Ely, and to the following
named person, to-wit:
MATT SLAYER
for the term of one year, beginning
Dec. 18th, 1913, and ending Dec. 10th
1914.
Said application will be heard and
determined by said city council at the
council chambers in the city hall in
said city, county and state on Dec.
10th, 1913.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said city this 4th day of Dec. 1913.
(SeaD /. VISITED, JR., city clerk
l2-5 IL
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Selma Relics.

you say this sword came from a
genuine battlefield?'
yep"
How much?"
Three dollars, with an appropriate
anecGote. Or, if you don't care for
the anecdote, you can have the sword
for two dollars"
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Shy on Ideas.

Sometimes" declared Mrs. Wom-
bat, Il think men are too feeble-mind-
ed for any USE"
How, now?"
'For twenty years I've asked my
husband daily what he wanted for din.
ner. and he's never been able to make
c. suggestion yet"
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His Glass;

"Your wife gave a beautiful ad'
dress"
eyes" replied Mr.. Meekton.
"She said it was woman's especial
duty to be kind to dumb animals"
II heard about it."
"But you don't seem impressed"
ut doesn't seem to be anything that
interests me-not unless you are
going to put husbands in the dumb an
imal class"
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"a very good retort!" said Senator
Lodge in an argument over the immi
grafton bill. "A very good retort in
deed! 1t reminds me Of Weeks.
Weeks and his wife were quarrel
ing.
THE night you proposed said
Mrs. Weeks. with a hard, scornful
laugh, you acted like a fish out of wa
ter
weeks sighed.
"'But a very cleverly caught fish.
ne said in a musing voice"
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Economy of Energy.

"You should interest some brilliant
orator in the legislative matter In
which you are Interested"
81 had thought of it." replied Mr..
Dustin Stax. But the trouble is that
an orator is likely to take up whole
lot of valuable time that we might be
able to utilize better by seeing his
auditors on an individual basis"
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Convert Gives up BURGLAR Tools.

Converted by the Salvation army, a
burglar stood before the congregation
at the hall in Spokane, Wash, and
drew forth two revolvers, an electric
flash, Jimmy and other parts Of a
burglars outfit. He said that he had
intended to rob some stores, because
he was hungry, until he heard their
music.
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the pretueSt now
er nature had
ever fashioned in
to womanhood. A
rustic picture was
she, indeed, di
vine, Mercedes.
Don Palo, dark
handsome, stood
beneath a festoon'
ed palmetto and
gazed enraptured
= at this picture.
In tho distance
could be heard
y TIE silvery peal OF
a convent bell
and, when the
wind quieted, the
faint echo Of the
Misereri floated
on the air.
Palo approached
and touched the
listening girl upon
the arm.
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- OFFICIAL
MINUTES OF The PROCEED.
INGS OF THE
VILLAGE OF FALL
LAKE
in the County of St. Louis. State of Minnesota
including all accounts audited by said
Council Dec. 9, 1913

The regular meeting Of the Village
council was called to order at S:l5
O'Clock p. m. by President A. j. Stein.
At roll call, Hendrickson, Laitinen
Hanson and Nilsson presept. Alb
sent, None.
Moved by HendricksOn supported by
Hanson that the minutes OF the
previous meeting be approved as read.
Carried.
Moved by Observation-Disclosures by
Laitinen that the following bills be
allowed. Yeas. Stein, Hendrickson,
Laitinen, Hanson, Nilsson. Nays,
none. Carried,
No.
16S-Chas. Thompson, Mar
Snall---- ----S iU.UU
169-John F. SPEEDING, Roster,
Fire Dept. --------------- W
170-Chas. G. Nilsson, Clerk 1900
17l-Gust Johnson. Scavenger
Work ------ Sc. Is
172-Ely Miner, Printing-- 400
173-Ely Finnish Stock Co.,
GaSOllne-------------------- illus
174-Acorn Brass Mfg. Co.
Lamp Supplies--- 2.74
Moved by Hanson, supported by
Laitinen that the report and bill of
w. c. Carlson be taken up at next
meeting. Carried.
Moved by Hanson supported by
Laitinen, that the council ad-
jOurn. Carried.
CHAS. G.. NILSSON,
Village Clerk.
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ONE FOR PAPA.

He-The biggest roughnecks al
ways get the prettiest girls.
She-Now you're trying to fiat.
ter me.-Sphinx.
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THE PROOF.

Bills dat goil youse is engaged
10 fond O sports?
Jack-Sure she is. Amt she
goin' to marry onep
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Youths Indiscretions,

Though Willie Moth was young and
green,
OF course, he thought he knew 1t ALL
That's why he Dragged that he had been
Invited to camphor ball.
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If any one on earth has got
More redbugs than are mine
They're worse off than 1 am and they
May have my bacon rind.
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Sanitary Spider

II won't have you in my parlor,"
Said the spider to the fly;
"For you are covered with vile germs
And deadly bacilli."
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His Class.

when man is crazy about oscula,
ton"
"Well?"
Couldn't he be correctly described
as a kissing bug?"
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par.doxicaI prooress.

Paradoxical Progress.
whats the best way to get Tor
ward?"
Get backing"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12

The Waiter-Yes, sir, I have been
boy for ten years.
The Guest-Great Scott! and did
you order ham and" too?
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12
MISERERI mel DOMlNI
sy CHARLES w. cUNO.

In the province of San Diego, neal
the River La Plaza, grew at one time
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-12-12
Defylno GRAVITY,

"The hired man fell off the barn just
now"
"Did he hit the ground?" inquired
Farmer Geehaw.
"He did"
"Then l have made miscalculation.
I've always had theory that he was
SO light he'd go up"