The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
The Bysta11der G G's1ss;ss % o tl e Ne,vs

and island There great deal to learn and see Then
take in the other islands Each has its wonderland
each differing from the other Each worthy of any tour
list time Hawaii the largest and offers the greatest
variety but has by means exhausted the beauties
and wonders of the Territory until each island has been
visited and explored.
With the Treasure Hunters
Pity the poor mariner cooped up a small schooner
with learned Judge and two scientists The following
aess aerogram received by The Advertiser from Captain
Piltz Of the schooner Luka, explains itself, r...
AT sea. Unable TO give location, because His Honor
Judge Cooper after looking the chart declared thai
the and Island of Kauai is given undue prominence
He ordered reduced in size wereon entered objection
on behalf of the Bureau of Navigation and Judge Coope
has taken the chart under advisement
Hove to for three hours yesterday while j. j. Roc
and the crew loaded 200 feet of weed which Rock CALI
a specimen of Macroystis of the family of agae. Coco
thing only found specimen instead of the entire fam
y AS it the deck looks like plat of Dayy Jones kitchen
garden.
'AIister c. Montague Cooke captured what appeared t.
be two-headed shark the first day out Owing to
pleasant diversion created by the rolling of the Luka he
unable examine thoroughly and therefore request
ed the cook place in the ice chest The doctor refused
because he said the chest full OF glassware When Mis-
ter Cooke attempted argue the cook called him Monty
old boy and requested him keep his shirt on Mr.,
Cooke appealed to Judge Cooper charging lcse maeste
Judge Cooper sustained him holding that if the cook BE-
permitted to call Mr. Cooke Monty he would be referrn
to the Judge hen The cook sentenced to read hre
chapters each day in Rocks book on botany.
Yesterday Fourth of July and all hands
tered deck to listen TO the reading of the Declaration OF
Independence No copy Of the famous document could b.
found board however Judge Cooper read for
from his decisions which he has had bound he says for cir
culaon among his friends. a.
Somewhat chagrined this to find that the Ship
compass had disappeared. Noise of hammering in Mister
Cooke cabin, led finding him taking il apart to SCI
what made the needle Mr.. Cooke has been mast
headed by my orders. | do believe cruel and I'm
usual punishment such inflicted the ships cook
Judge Cooper has directed to explain the myster
of the forty empty barrels which he loaded Honolulu
1t appears that he has heard Of island used SAM
forum by whales suffering from liver complaint The,
20 there recupcrate and get rid of quantities of amber
girls, which according TO Judge Cooper is worth $1,000
barrel lie says the shores of this island srew
with chunks of ambergrs and expects locate the place
by the odor of the Mr. Cooke al the mast head
has been instructed to sniff whenever the wind changes
Please report MS as AT sea.
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Duke, the Phenom.
Duke KalanamOkn Is common champion. lie is .
phenomenon in the water and his record of the past few
weeks will probably not be eqaled again by any othe
swimmer this century. IN less than n month Duke ha
broken three worlds records two of them his and on
that of G. NJ Daniels hc has broken four C0ast records
aud hall dozen A. A. f. records IN practically every rac
he has this month bee has lowered the mark preyOs
established But Duke Is travelling on somebody elise 3
money getting his meals Al esrs expense and ol
the cas which have attracted the attention Of the civilized
world he secures In return not sufficient lO get him o
PAVE This strikes ineongruous IN Dukes EASE
because il h admitted that be- shines only swimmer ani
only a swimmer ho mako more than uhoror's wage
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Pom street Sign announces that the JHpanHr lialaHl
viii move urw 0eaiinn "HhOu 0r after July ~ Thi,
strikes lrile yaWlr 10 pas hVlr boom sHyiup b