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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10
Ready 10 Grind Corn.

have just received a new corn mill
and am now prepared TO do your grind
ing. Give me a call.
JEFF WATTERSoN. the Blacksmith.
Hantford, KY.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr.. Ja'n c. Riley. casrlsr of aas Fist
National Bank. svstltnsd some sewer,
bru'sss and wmmahsd' his back badly
when he slipped ON ahe hey nauement
In Louisville last Friday mornIsng. His
son. DIR. "A. b. Rilsy want 10 liautsville
imrlsdiaaaly eund stayed with fais nath-
nssday morning. arriving in Hirrfoi.
that AFTERNOON. lie stool tive trip
splendidiy cousldsring hs pans and on
arriving hese was tqnsn hone in q
CARNAGE. Mr.. Rney's rlsnds tOsp u
saon see him out again and wish him
a SPEEDY necovsry.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr.. Mike McCIUnick. wio igs bser
dang nous!y IA a.. hls hOrs mar HUT
togd for seVGsl days, was tala-n &,
Louis die Wa'n .Ei1y fs' s7qoill t-e@'-
msm.. lie was accompanied by Dr. y.
h. Pm lt,1Jn.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr. ]. T. Barnard, OF nsar South Car
n,litan. Ky, is visiting his brother,
Mr. Mayworth Barnard. city. and also
his brs:her. Alr. Monney BARNARD. of
route 3.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10
Farms for Sale.

Improved and unimpnoved farms fer
sale. Call ON or address.
ELI WESLEY.
II Adv. X 3, Hantfond. KY.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

NJ. Berry Loney. w % is clerk o,
tire Board of Supervisors, was a rilitG
az The Rapublbsan offlc, "Wednesday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Esq. and Mrs. %. T.. Scott, OF Ppentis'
are TIE II oud parants Of fine boy
tiae arrived at their home Monday
mo. ming.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr.. ID. L. Burrs and family. of Curds-
family az Beaver Dam last week.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

I Mr.. A. r. Carson will leave tomo:-
row for Louisgile to resume his wok
as trlMehng salesman far the Kentucky
Clotlhing Co.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

DIR. J. A. Duff and wife. Of Duniee
arrived Ystentay to visit Mt Byron
Beln ami family. Of Elst Hartford.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Po 1ama Ter John ~. r. prrs. pf Nj
pows, paid The Republican office =
pleasant visit saturday aftsng-m.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr.. and Mrs. tamey Il. poke' an
Mrs. ]. w. o'Bannon returned Sunday
from Central City, w'here they S's"e'
friends.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Miss Hattie Clam and Miss LofsHs'
Ford were pleayant aalisrs at this
office Thursday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr.. James King who iins ba,n din-
gerously III for SOME lime, Is tINlght
10 be i1p;p Eng.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Cant. and Mrs. S. X. Cox lent we"-
ne,~iay for a visit with their daughte''
Mrs. ,OharAes Il. Rogers, of Hkpon' Ky
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

MIR. sam Laanh. of near C 'amwen' was
plsasaDt visitor at rss hsp"oiN""
office "Wednesday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

DR.. II. L. King. whip formerly lived
at Centartpwn, died az his hons nj
Rny. Tex, Tuesday. He married Miss
Ada Brown, of this county, and boin
ware we'll known lrre. DR.. KING was
buried "Wednesday at waxa harltte. Tax.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Willie Owen of Hartford and his SOIL
OF Central City have rented Nhe res
oiurant building on Depot stpest froin
r.. 5. Lanum, and will n2en up a
res',aurant mad barber shop about Jaa.
g. We hope that the new firm will
make a success.-Foldsvilla lArgonalrt.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr.. Adam Nave and Gone Grant, o
McHsnry were In HARTFORD Sunday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

The County Board of Supervisors are
in session in ahe court house this
wsek. and will mot adjourn before about
Tuesday of next week. Those on the
hoard are Massns. ;1iios. Kaown, Thos.
BENTON, T.. F. Render. A. +. MidkiF'
w. c. Wallace, ana Mr.. Bsrry Lansy,
clerk.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

ESQ. ]. H. Miles and Mr.. Tom kaown
ware pleasant callers at 0hls office
Wednesday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Messrs. ID. ID. Felix ana pAsrp'"'
Holbrook left Monday Aor leaHet0"
To resume their work IN at~ State un'-
wsray. .s4 81 ..-..
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr.. Thomas Duke. of SGnnydase, was
a caller at Tie RspIblhcan office Mni-
nasday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Rev. Eli Wesley was a caller at TIE
Republican office Satu day
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

wANTED-Ilelil,ble. energetic man 10,
sell Lubricating oils, ar-a,sss and rnn.s
in ohfo and adjacent counties. SALARY
or Commission.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr. Fred Chapman, Of Genasllown.
was a cullfr At this pafioe fMUAiav.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10
In The Oil Field.

The West Kentucky oil Company hal
t1e misfortune to lose tigair draM in
the VIII they are drilling on the FLow-
a.d fam, and work has been susoende,l
rr1t.l the arrival - special tools which
will be used in fishing" the bit. out
% the well.
The Oil BUSINESS has been s1meiwha,
quiet here since before the holidays,
and all of the oil men who were leas-
ing have not returned from their visits
home for the holidays.
Work on the Rough River Oil AMI
Gas Olnpanys WILL on the Weller farm
is still in prognsss.
The Wood oil Co., has resumed drill.
ing on the we'll on the COX darm after
some more bad luck. g,
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr.. Nathan Rosemhlaft spent SUN.
day In Louisville.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr. F. T. Jacobs was a pleasant GALL
ar at This Office SATURDAY.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mrs. luz .s-.-.G "a ItflIn, Us WIS.,
Ing hsr daughter, Mrs. w. X. Hadriak'
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10
Hartford Republican.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 10.

M. H. & E. Railroad Time Table
at Hartford, Ky.
L. "a N. time caro- effective Monday
Aug 2ls.-
No. l12 North Bound due f:ls q. m.
daily except Sunday.
No. ia North Bound due $40 p. m.
daily except Sunday.
No. LIZ South Bound due S:45 q m
daily except Sundsy.
No. 113 South Bound dse 1:46 p m.
daily except Sunday.
H. Z. MISCHKE Agt.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Mr.. Herbert $. Sanders was In OW'
nssboro this week VISITING ms ss'Sr
Mrs. Cook.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

ing in Owensbo'o and MIR. II. r. sun
d rfer. a popular Ohio county d4al,hef
were married in OwensbcCio In tie
parlcrs Of the Clr!sti1n Church rnr-
sonage, Tuesday of last week. THEY
wace th' gusts Ficidiy anil SATURDAY
Of Hon. AMI Mas. NJ l.. H.u.rln -
this city. Mrs. Hsavrin is nm aunt Of
the bride. MIR. and Mrs. Sanlerfer have
many frIands hire 10 wish them
much h1Cpin SIS.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

Jaile,r William MidkiNf Las bsen quite
sick tor several days.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

lio'an1 N'Hlols. a lecturer Of po.e,
will ifcture a. the q7rra touse next
Tuesday evening under a'le puF2'n-rs Of
the Hartford Co1-ga Lyceum C1urs,.
Mr.. N'cho's las. year delirn,1 upra
than 300 lao.rr 5 and is one OF i1e bost
speak RS lcn dAe o-o:am today. H.
took swat interest in nha uu.hor. Hil-oii
Bell Weight AMI educated ht-1, nft,ar
which Mr. Wright wro,a many novels.
including The Winning of Ba'ba-l
W,1r''l' ana '"r'a. p-in.r OF U17nIs."
Thursday was the birthday of MI.
@. c. Shanks, wlpo is prohably tie odd
s1st citizen of Hartford, AMI on that
dly she was nineiy-two years old. Mrs.
Sanks is quite active for tgar age and
acts as If she wsre many years Noungsr.
She also Las "a sister living hslov
Beaver Dam, Mrs. Sara Ann Austin,
who is n'nsty-four year,s Old Mrs.
Austin As the mother of MIR. Ha'rison
Austin. Both ladies' have many fuianjs
WHO wish them the continuation nj
many years of useful II Ses.
Mrs. Lnura Tare and Mr.. r. Q. Outs
enbegry WIRE united In maguiags wei
nasday at IL O'Clock at tire nsstian,,e
Of Judge and Mrs. r. Il. Wedding, abe
ceremony hsing pertcmPd by Jplse
Wedding. They left that afternoon on
the l.. & N. FOR Owensbovo. where they
will spshd a few days bsfoIe aaiclg TO
their home near olAton. Mrs. Quissn-
berry for sarne time has bsen NAued
ennApye at ihe Cum'Sareand hsleahone
office, and is a most estmable an
worthy lady, and MIR. Qulsenoecny Is In
he consn,ulatEd upon his choh1e. MIR.
Qu5ssnberry Dis ONE OF 1he atading nlrm
ers and timber men I'm Ohio ruunly
and is the ownsr of spleniM harm.
The Rapublican Joins their m,e,y fl'en,s
in wishing Ahsm happiness and success.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

TIE Ohio Piscal Court convened in
rpsu'nr ll-sslon ar the rourt forNe Tues
day mbrnlng with County Juige II. e..
welding pnaslding, uni County, M'nr-
ney c. Il. SMITH ani the f1iLpwing
Magistrates Present: j. l.. Patton, J.
II. Niles, Grant P,olln-1, Lasir Combs
Mack Cook, c. Carl Jackson, AMI Thor.
Sq1lts. Esq. o. Il. Srnt, of Pnantis,
was unable TO come until Late Wednes-
day af rnnDn, on acnount of being IN.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10

STETSoN OIL CO.. iCl>velanri, o
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1913-01-10


U. s. Carson pays cash for furs. Adv
Mr.. Nathan Rosnmblatt spent suIi.
day IN Louisville.
Jaile,r William Midkiff Las bsen quite
sick tor several days.
Mr.. F. T. Jacobs was a pleasant call
or at This offire SATURDAY.
Rev. Eli Wesley was caller at The
Republican office Satin day"
Mr.. Adam Nave and Game Grant, o:
McHsnry. were In HARTFORD, Sunday.
Mr.. Fred Ckapman. Of CenasIlaown.
was a cailrr At this nafiqs tdaniav.
Mrs Lu.y .s..-..r "a ,ttfln. rs Ris''-
ing hsr daughter, Mrs. w, X, Hlsdrfk'
Mr.. THOMAS Duke, of SGnnydaae, was
a caller at Tie Rplblhcan office Wnd-
nasday.
Mr.. Byron Hean, route /, was pleas
ant caller at phe Republican oyiae
Tuestay.
Mr. Hsrheit $. Sanders was In Ow-
nasbaro this week visiting his SISTER
Mrs. Cook.
ESQ. ]. II. Miles and Mr.. Tom K,aown
ware pleasant callers at dlhls offaas
Wednesday.
Miss Hattie Glenn and Miss Lois1a
Ford were pleasant naliegs at Ahis
office Thursday.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
Terrapin Catches Hawk.

Edwin Lowe, son of Edwin Lowe of
Mcdaniel. Talbot county, Md, exhib.
tied recently a young chicken hawk
that he and his father had captured
after it had been trapped by a com
mon land terrapin.
Mr. Lowe and his son were walking
in the road near Mcdaniel Tuesday
morning when they saw the hawk hop.
ping along in the road with something
hanging to it.
Thinking the bird had been wound
ed, they approached it with view
of putting, it out of misery, when they
saw what was hampering it's move.
ments.
E The hawk had evidently tried to
capture the terrapin, but was cap
tured itself, for one toe of the bird
was held tightly in the terrapin's shell
Both hawk and terrapin were picked
up and taken to Mr.. loves home, and
it was several hours before the terra
pin released its grip.-New York Sun
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19

them Then they came to a vale,
where they found plenty of cattle, and
their period of starvation came to an
end with a monstrous feast. Cutting
the flesh into convenient pieces or
gobbets, they threw them into the fire
and, half carbonaded or roasted, they
devoured them, with incredible haste
and appetite; such was their hunger.
as they more resembled cannibals than
Europeans; the blood many times run
ming down their boards to their
waists"
That evening the pirate band came
in sight of Panama, and pitched their
camp, which was Intellectually bonn
barded all night by the guns of the
city. Next day Captain Morgan led his
thousand bold men down the hillside
and confronted the forces of the gov
ernor of Panama, consisting of two
>squadrons of horse, four regiments of
foot and a huge number of wild bulls
driven by Indians. The Spaniards be-
gan the battle, but their horse were
useless, owing to the softness of the
ground. The foot were held in check
by the fire of the pirates, so the wild
bulls were driven forward but, fright
ened by the noise of the conflict, the
animals ran away. After two hours
of fighting the surviving Spaniards
fed within the city walls. Six hun
dred of their comrades lay dead upon
the field. Morgan at once attacked
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
THE BEST TREATMENT FOR
ITCHING SCALPS, DANDRUFF
AND FALLING HAIR

To allay itching and irritation Of the
scalp, prevent dry, thin and falling
hair, remove crusts, scales and dan
druff, and promote the growth and
beauty Of the hair, the following spe-
cial treatment is most effective, agree
able and economical. On retiring,
comb the hair out straight all around,
then begin at the side and make
parting, gently rubbing Cuticura Oint-
ment into the parting with a bit Of
soft flannel held over the end of the
finger. Anoint additional partings
about half an inch apart until the
whole scalp has been treated, the pur-
pose being to get the Cuticura Oint-
ment on the scalp skin rather than on
the hair. 1t is well to place light
covering over the hair to protect the
pillow from possible stain. The next
morning, shampoo with Cuticura Soap
and hot water. Shampoos alone may
be used as often as agreeable, but
once or twice a month is generally
sufficient for this special treatment
for women's hair.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
New Nuisance.

Multiplying crusaders are useless
as long as such idiots as Roberts en-
cumber the EARTH" growled the pes
simist.
Roberts is a man who sometimes
delivers and collects his own washing.
l stepped into laundry with him the
other evening when he called for a
bundle of shirts. He paid the bill and
laid down Is cents besides
What is that extra Is cents for?'
l asked
FOR the ironer,' said Roberts
There's girl in there that can beat
the world ironing shirts. l tip her at
the rate of three cents a shirt
What / said to Roberts in reply
does not matter. 1t is bad enough to
be at the mercy of the barber and
the waiter and the Lord knows who
else, but If men like Roberts are go
ing to set the fashion of tipping the
girls who iron our shirts, heaven help
the rest Of u.s."
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
Temptation.

No matter how we may safeguard
ourselves, there is no one of us who is
free from those sudden rushes of temp
tation which at times seem almost un-
comfortable, at well as inexplicable.
Perhaps they are revolts of nature,
scorning restraint and violently self
asserting. Nearly always they are re-
lated to the egotism that, in it's subor-
dination to social law, often feels itself
limited and i.ritated. They ought to
make us more patient with one an
other, Each day they give us lessons
in humility. 1t is perhaps due to our
egotism that so many of these lessons
are lost. We cannot reflect too often
on the speech that moved Wesley to
say, as a prisoner passed him bearing
the insignia of his disgrace: There,
Pat for the grace of God, goes John
Wesley" &t
Such an attitude is in itself beau
tiful perquisite.-From 1ntimations, %
by John d. Barry.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19

"Morgan's Tower" Old Panama.
the city, and though the defense vas
desperate, many of the pirates being
killed, Panama fell within three hours.
What Morgan did to the devoted in
habitants in the effort to find all their
hidden treasure is too horrible to re-
late. Soon after the capture of the
city fire broke out in many quarters,
and Esquemeling says the confiagra-
ton was started by Morgan, though
he laid the blame on the Spaniards.
Anyway, as the houses were almost
all built of cedar, the entire city was
soon consumed by flames. Some three
weeks later Captain Morgan departed
from Panama, or rather from the place
where the city of Panama stood; Of
the spoils whereof he carried away
with him ITS beasts Of carriage laden
with silver, gold and other precious
things, besides about six hundred pris-
oners, men, women, children and
slaves"
Of old Panama naught remains but
the ruins of the cathedral, the tower
of st. Stanislaus' church and the frag-
ments of few other stone and brick
structures. For more than two cen
turtles they have been buried in the
jungle, but are now being brought to
view by the efforts Of the Panama
government, which is having the un.
,dergrowth cleared away from the
ruins. '...t
The visitor to the isthmus should
not fail to make the trip down the
Chagres from Gatun to the sea, re-
versing Morgan's route. The scenery
along the river is beautiful. and the
great stretch of ocean beach-clean,
hard, green and purple sand over
which immense breakers rolls
ideal for bathing.
The massive walls of Fort San Lor,
EMO still stand on the hill at the
mouth of the Chagres, and the heaps
of cannon balls left by the Spaniards
are yet there. In the dungeons of
the castle are piles of rusted irons
the letters which they hoped to fasten
on the bodies and limbs of Morgan
and his buccaneers.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
LUXURY for Ostriches.

Dealing with the anti-plumage cam
paign in England, the Cape Times III
a leading article remarks that: Were
it not for the commercial value of it's
feathers, the ostrich would today be
as rare in civilized South Africa as the
hippopotamus. The ostrich is really
a much pampered bird, living life of
pure luxury. He is bred and kept in
condition merely for the sake of his
feathers, and generally he lives to a
ripe old age. The feathers are not
pulled out from the sockets by the
roots, but are cut with as little pain
to the bird as is caused to a sheep by
the shearer" - E- ...
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
GROWING STRONGER
Apparently, with Advancing Age.

"At the age of SO years l collapsed
from excessive coffee drinking" writes
a man in Mo. For four years sham
bled about with the aid of crutches OF
cane, most of the time unable to
dress myself without help. -.
My feet were greatly swollen. my
right arm was shrunken and twisted
inward, the fingers of my right hand
were clenched and could not be ex.
tended except with great effort and
pain. Nothing seemed to give me more
than temporary relief.
Now, during all this time and for
about 80 years previously, l drank
daily an average of cups of strong
coffee-rarely missing a meal
''My wife at last took my case into
her own hands and bought some
Postum. She made it according to d.
rections and l liked it fully as we'll
as the best high-grade coffee.
Improvement set in at once. In
about months | began to work a lit
tie, and in less than year was very
much better, improving rapidly from
day to day. / am now in far better
health than most men of my years
and apparently growing stronger with
advancing age.
81 am busy every day at some kind
of work and am able to keep up with
the procession without a cane. The
arm and hand that were once almost
useless, now keep far ahead in rapidity
of movement and beauty of penman-
ship"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for copy of the lit
tie book, 1.-THE Road to MELVILLE"
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be well boiled.
Instant Postum is soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in q
cup of hot water and, with the addi-
ton of cream and sugar, makes a de-
licious beverage Instantly.
there's reason" for Postum.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
SHOULD HAVE ROUSED HIM
Mrs. Browns Method of Removing
Gloom May Not Be Generally
Recommended.

Gloom prevailed in the domestic cir.
cle-a gloom horrible and depressing.
MIR. Brown, in fact, was in a bad tenn.
per. And, as Mrs. Brown knew, there
was only one way of curing ito
rouse him thoroughly; for, when mis-
cradle himself, he always accused
other people of being miserable. He
did on this occasion.
Jane" he grumpled at last, you're
as dull as an old owl! Sulking, l sup
pose, because l refused to buy you
that new hiatt"
NO" sighed his wife Il wasn't
thinking about it. AS a matter of fact,
I've been turning out some old letters,
and-oh! it's nothing of Importance.
Only a fit of the blues"
What letters?'
Love letter"
Some l wrote to you, I suppose"
mo-" said his wife calmly. Some
l received before l met you It's of
no consequence. None at all. How
is your cold?'
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
Easily Explained,

Mccarthy got into an argument with
Casey about the efficacy of prayer.
''Oi can't see that there's anything
in it." asserted Casey. Oh never got
anything out of it."
Well" said Mccarthy, don't you
know when there's war it's always
the people that pray that win the
foights?'
How about the Chinese?" asked
Casey. They're great people to pray
and yet they get licked, and licked
bad"
"Oh, WELL" explained Mccarthy, enc
wan could understand thin whin they
prayed"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
Learning Golf.

A young woman entered sporting
goods store one morning, and the
polite clerk went forward to meet
her.
Il want" she said, ito see some
golf clubs"
Certainly" replied the clerk
About how many do you want?"
We'll, really she responded,
slowly, Il scarcely know. You see, 1
am just learning to play golf, and I
do not know much about it as yet.
Why, / don't even know which end
of the caddie to use. "-Lippincott's
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
Hard TO Choose.

The jury has been out for long
time"
Yes; and l doubt their ever reach
ing a verdict. You see, the case is
one in which life insurance solicitor
is suing a book agent, and l fancy
the jurymen are trying to figure out
some scheme for sticking them both"
Judge.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
To Memory Dear.

Ted hope you gave your girl
birthday present that will cause her
to long remember you
Ned don't know about that; but
it's constant reminder to me, for
bought it on the installment plan
Stray Stories.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
Sympathetic Affection

That impecunious noblemans rich
wife and his creditors are now sympa-
thizing with each other"
"On what grounds?"
He beat both of them
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
Delaying the Law.

How in the world will you dig up
more evidence to get me new
trial?"
Don't worry about that" replied
the lawyer. "All you have to do is to
dig up more money."-Judge.
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Their Idea.

What do you think of the two gov.
errors who went out and worked on
the state highways themselves"
They evidently, in their official life
wanted a smooth road to travel"
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The Main Thinu,

Mother-Katherine, what are the
intentions of that young man you are
permitting to call on you so often?
Daughter-Never mind that, moth
er; l know what my intentions are.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
For Sunburn. Insect Bites.

Ivy Poison or any other skin infiam-
nation us Tyree's Antiseptic Powder
and get quick relief. Csc. at drug
gists. Sample sent free by ]. S. Tyree,
Washington, d. C.-Adv.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1913-09-19
FoIeV kidney Pills Succeed

because they are good honest med
icine that cannot help but heal kid
neyand bladder ailments and urinary
irregularities, if they are once taken
into the system. Try them now
for positive and permanent help.
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For Effect.

Pa, what is a pulpiteer?"
"A pulpiteer, son, is preacher
who makes frequent use of the pull
pit tear"