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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Rv the Sea.

It was down by the sea that saw her, By the sea- with its spray and it's roar watched her plunge into the breakers
 And boldly strike out from the shore. She came from the ocean all dripping,
 And lovingly looking at me, But I had no wish to be near her
 On the beach sloping down to the sea It was down by the sea that l saw her Run playfully up the wide shore; Perhaps she was glad that I noticed
 The happy expression she wore; Bnt I had no wish to be near her
 As, dripping, she came from the sea: She was only a collie that wanted
 To shake herself all over me.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Too Good to SooiI.

When was here several years ago you were having lively political cam paign, the main issue of which was the erection of a new city hall The opponents of the scheme must have been successful"
 No. The ones who favored it were successful; but it has been one of the best political issues we've ever had here, hence the new city hall is still a thing of the future.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Always Loaded

Apropos of a septuagenariau mil lionaire who had married, at Atlantic City, a buxom manicurist. a widow with four children, Henry Lowe Dick inson, the noted divorce lawyer of Reno, said: flirting with her. l guess he thought so, too''
 Then, with smile, MT Dickinson added:
 Lots of people play with love as if it wasn't loaded!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

He had no taste for playing jokes,
 Around the busy place; It was 8 pleasure to besold
 His bright and happy face; He never hummed a ragtime air
 Nor puffed a cigarette And when they left things to his care They knew he'd not forget He never praeticed dancing jigs.
 Nor spoke till spoken to; He never sneaked away at night
 While there was work to do Yet of that good boy there is a
 Surprising thing to learn; The fact is that he's not today
 The head of that concern.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Sorry for the overworked Artist.

Henry" said his sister at the break fast table the morning after, you shouldn't ask that young artist to work so hard when he and party of your other friends visit you"
 ''Huh?" replied brother, coming out of a post-mortem revery of the big hand.
 You needn't try to deny it. I lis tened at the door a while and some one was always asking the poor artist to draw three or draw some other number of pictures. At least you should have been satisfied to have him draw one at time."
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Girls School in Spain.

Mrs Laura E. Richards, daughter of Julia Ward Howe, has been made a member of the Maine committee for the support of the International Insti- tute for Girls in Spain. Mrs. Richards was one of the earliest indorsers of the institute. Mis- Susan D. Huntington, who has been for the last three years director af the institute, is visiting ip Boston.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Mean Slap.

What's the matter?"
 Whats the matter? Wombat says I'm the worst liar in town"
 Don't be discouraged. You may be the worst now, but anybody who keeps at it as consistently as you do is apt to become a pretty good liar in time."
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Better Eoruet 1t.

little poem, How Grandmamma Danced Long Ago." has gone through the generations? And I guess it will live through many more to come.
 Bobbs-Well, if it does I won't have the nerve to recite the upto-date yer sion to any of my grandchildren.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Severe Rheumatism

Grove Hill, Ala: Hunts Lightning Oil cured my wife of severe case of Rheumatism and my friend of tooth ache surely believe it is good for all you claim for it.-A. R. Stringer. 25 and soc bottles. All dealers.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Scandal.

What are those women talking about so excitedly?"
 One of them claims to have seen one of her neighbors sitting in ham. mock with an arm around his own wife"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Qualified.

'T would like" she said, ito edit a Matrimonial Corner for your paper one of those departments, you know, in which advice is given to the love iorn"
 What are your qualifications?"
 Tive been divorced three times"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Home Campaiun.

"Is your daughter going away this summer?'
 No she has started a Irritation with the iceman, and we think her chances for getting engaged to him are very good"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
A DOCTORS STATEMENT

J. R. Wells, M. D.. Weidners, Ark. writes 'Ihave been practicing in Arkansas 2oyears and constantly prescribe Mendenhall's Chill & Fever Tonic, where quinine is contra-in- dicated for children and adults with weak stomachs. It sticks where others fail" No cure no pay.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia Cramps, Collie. Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Not Fit For | adjes

Public sentiment should be against it, and we believe it is; there can be no req son why ladies should have to suffer with headaches and neuralgia. especially when Hunts Lightning Oil gives such prompt the ladies to try it. All druggists sell Hunts Lightning Oil in 25c and Soc bot tles.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
ALAS!

No, I'm aWfuIIy miserable. Of course, it's nice to be rich, but our daughters, as you know. had all be- come the wives of mere Americans be- fore we got our money"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Anxious tn knnm

"Yes. senator" said the beautiful young grass widow, q have had the privilege of meeting tive very great men"
 ",ndeed? Who wat the other one,
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Foolish Worm,

De eahly buhd he cotch de wuhm-
 Leas' ways dat what I heahd- Which show de wuhm ain got no head. Foh if he had he'd stay in bed
 En fool de eahly buhd
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Described,

What kind of husband did she get?"
 "Gruff and grumpy. Couldn't really call him a husband
 What then?"
 He's merely an ex-bachelor."
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Double Rarreled Advice,

My boy, never marry for money" q won't, dad"
 "On the other hand, never turn your back on young woman just because she is wealthy. ."-Detroit Free Press.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

How happy you must be, Mrs. s c a d d 8 W ort h. They say your husband made sev- eral million dol lars by selling short before the stringency began"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Ready Answer.

Beggar-Can you hedp a pore gent, mister?
 Passer-b by-Humi What sort of a gent do you call yourself?
 Beggar--A indigent, sir.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Correct Term.

Tom--So you've been on an outing, eh?
 Dick-That's good name for it. am 'out" just s55."-Bostop Tran script.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
No. SIX-SIXTY-SIX

This is prescription prepared es- pecially for Malaria or ChilIs and Fever. Five or six doses will break any case, and if taken then as tonic the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Glorious.

Ibid you have a nice time at the picnic, Willie?"
 'Yessum. I had so much chicken and pie and jelly and other good things that I was sick for two days"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Missed Nothinu

He and she arrived in the fifth in ming.
 He (to fan)-What's the score? Fan-Nothing to nothing She-Goodey. We haven't missed a thingi
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Envious.

Whats Scriblet so cross about?"
 He has just been reading a publish CTS announcement of the places where prominent authors are spending the summer"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Turnind Ahouf.

'Is there 8 scrap of evidence about that fight ?''
 Yes, and it is the evidence of scrap"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Plays No Eavorites.

'1s Perkel fair weather friend?" Yes. He'll steal anybody's um- brella when it rains"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
No Promise Maker.

Docs Blobbs keep his word" 'I guess so. He never seems to give it."
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

Water in bluing is adulteration Glass and water makes liquid blue costly. Buy Red Cross Ball Blue. makes clothes winter than snow Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

Mrs. .winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces infhmma- ton allays pain, cures wind coltc, ,25c hbttle.lv
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

Don't buy water for blung. Liquid blue is almost all water. lu. Red Cross Bail Blue, the blue that's all blue. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
MOTHER
 So POORLY
Could Hardly Care for Chil- dren - Finds Health in Lydia E. Pinkharn's Veg
 etable Compound.
Bovina Center, NY For six years I have not had as good health as have

now. l WysY young when baby was my health bad after was not rg I had pa back and poorly that hardly take ca my two children doctored with scs o..ol Iao+nrc ID,,t r-0+
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
To prevent tslood po,son;ry

apply at once the wonderful old reliable DIV PORTER'S ANTISEPT1C HEALING OIL, " surgical dressing that relieves pain and heals at the same time. 2oc 50c, $1.o6.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

By l.okink carefully you will find more things to commend than to criti- else
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

All the world loves good liver, 1ore or less.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

When a girl gives young man her heart she expects a diamond in eX- change
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

The artists vocation is to send light into the depths of the human
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Ignoring Her Contract.

"A woman promises to share mans ioys and sorrows"
 "Well?"
 And yet she remains perfectly ranquil when the home team loses"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
ANTICIPATING TO THE PALE AND

The Old Standard general strengthening tonic, GROVES PASTEL ESS chill TONIC, drives out Ma laria, enriches the blood and builds up the ystem
 A sure Appetizer. For adults and children 50 cts
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Not Visible to Hin

That fellow is sui generis q never saw anything generous about him."
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
Record for Ambition.

"Cholly is an ambitious sportsman" How now?"
 "He wants to climb the Matterhorn in an automobile. e."-Louisvill Courier Journal.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
ParadoxIcai.

That fellows light-fingered." Yes, his are dark deeds"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29
INTERNATIONAL SUNINSCID)OL
 LESSON
(By F. O. SELLERS, Director of Even ing Department The Moody Bible In stitute of Chicago)
LESSON FOR AUGUST 31
ISRAEL AT SINAI.

LESSON TEXT-Ex 1s1-6, 16-2.
 GOLDEN TEXT-"Bet us have grace whereby we may offer service well-pleas- ing to God with reverence and ave- Heb. 1928 R. "
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-29

Postum Cereal Company, Limited Battle Creek, Michigan
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-12-04
MAYOR LAUER'S
SOUTHERN TRIP
Lambertville's Executive Attended
Deeper Waterways Convention
at Jacksonville, Florida.
SAW MANY THINGS OF INTEREST

Mayor William Lauer, of the CITY
OF Lambertville, returned last week
from trip to Jacksonville, Florida.
where he attended the Deeper
Waterways convention. He was
accompanied by his daughter, Miss
Cynthia Lauer.
While in the South he and his
daughter continued their journey
as far as St. Augustine, Florida,
which dates its beginning back to
1865.
On the way South the delegates
stopped off at Savannah, Georgia,
for day, and they were royalty
entertained. The members of the
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-12-04

Chamber of Commerce showed them
the sights of that city, Mayor Lauer
being escorted around in Congress
man Edwards auto. Luncheon
was served later at the country club.
Between 700 and 800 delegates
were in attendance at the convention,
and they were royalty treated in
Jacksonville-a city which Mayor
Lauer says is made up of sky
scrapers and enterprise.
He was especially impressed with
the manner in which the colored
people are cared for in Florida, and
their educational and vocational
needs looked after.
The Mayor says that an urgent re-
quest was made by the convention
to all business organizations along
rivers desiring improvement to
affiliate themselves with this organi-
cation. Any Individual may also
join.
The United States Government
is already making extensive i'm
provements in the inland waterways
systems, and it is expected that the
Delaware and Chesapeake route will
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-12-04

be the next. The ship canal from
the Delaware to the Raritan will
probably be gone into at an early
date, and the upper Delaware pro-
jet from Trenton to Easton-is
yet too young to ascertain de-
finitely how favorably it will be
looked upon by the powers at Wash
ington.
Next years convention will be
held in New York, making it pos
sible for many to attend who have
not done so before.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-12-04

Bethlehem twp, Earl D. Wean.
Clinton twp, John Sutton, George
Young, William B. Cregar and How
ard Eversole.
Bloomsbury borough, Harry B. An
derson.
Pennington borough, Amos That
cher, Charles Wilson and William
Mcpherson.
Franklin twp, Edward Martin.
Frenchtown borough, John G.. La
Rue and Leslie Fargo.
Hampton borough, Frank G. Rid
die.
High Bridge borough, John Meade.
Holland twp, Samuel Hartpence.
Kingwood twp, John E. Biggs.
Lebanon twp, Charles Smith, Isaac
Sharp, John S. Sigler, Alvah Cole
man and Preston BARLEY.
Milford borough, Paul Smith and
Erwin Flennard.
Raritan twp, Edward Higgins,
Albert j. Ludy, Cicero Higgins, Ed
ward Nief and James Strong.
Readington twp, Charles Harsel.
Tewksbury twp, John Welsh, Ross
j. Sutton, Frank Hawkins and Ray
mOnd VanPelt.
Union twp, John w. Butler.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-12-04
HUNTERDON COUNTY ROAD I'M.
PROVEMENT BONDS FOR SALE.

The Board of Chosen Freeholders of
the County of Hunterdon has issued
one hundred and eighty road i'm
provement bonds of the denomination
of $500 each, payable thirty years after
date, with interest at per cent, paya-
BILE semi-annually, and are non-taxa-
BILE. Bonds will be ready for delivery
December Goth, 1918, at the Office of
the undersigned.
Orders for bonds may be left with
the undersigned, or at the office of
County Solicitor H. l.. Stout, and
bonds will be held for delivery January
LIST, 1914. if it will be more convenient
for the purchaser to take them on that
date. Bonds will be reserved in the
order of receipt of application.
WIN. d. BLOOM.
County Collector,
Pennington, n. J.
Nov. 27-3w,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-12-04
Do Your BuckWheat
Cakes Taste Right?

Lots of them don't In my own home we had diff
Guilty in getting satisfactory flour with which to make
them. The old fashioned method of using plain buck
wheat flour produces cake that frequently ndi-
gestion while many of the prepared ours taste like
meal None of them quite met the requirements until
Hunterdon County along with "The Real
Thing It's Tigers Prepared Flour, and it's ground and
blended at the mills of Joseph A. Tiger, at Cafon.
Buckwheat and wheat grown on the stony mountain
tops of northern Hunterdon has better taste than that
grown almost anywhere else AS special representative
of food concern in 1911, had samples from many To-
calties many states and the Cafon grains rvaed the
very best and exceed anything else in the East-so
know what am telling you. Anyway, Mr. Tiger takes
the choicest buckwhea -four and blends with it the very
best mountaintop wheat adds small percentage of go
den -four and mixes with it the purest chemicals that
money can buy It's made fresh every day. and it is
shipped to Lambertve and New Hope often enough to
keep the grocer supply up to the highest standard 1t is
selfraisng and only requires mixing with milk Sweet or
so to make ready for baking into the most delicious
cakes you ever tasted.
THEODORE G. KITCH1N.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-12-04
Hunterdon County Jurers.

The following jurymen have been
drawn by Sheriff David L. Holcombe
to serve in the December term of
the Hunterdon County Courts.
GRAND JURY
Lambertville City, DIR. Theodore H.
Balderston, Alfred K. Heath, Charles
D. McCracken, Joseph Akers, Ar
lington A. Hiel, George R. Kline and
Oscar Burd.
Stockton borough, John w. Smith.
Delaware twp, Harry johnson.
West Amwell twp, Harry D.
Phillips.
East Amwell twp, Calvin Hol-
combe.
Alexandria twp, Herbert B. We'll
Ter, Martin Hawke and William
Niece.
Bethlehem twp, George Roden-
baugh.
Bloomsbury borough, John w.
Creveling.
Clinton twp, Howard Edmunds.
Pennington borough, Albert H.
RittenhOuSe Rerpan TT Rerkaw and
Oscar M. LaRue.
Franklin twp, Willis Demott and
John Kaffits.
Frenchtown borough, Walter Stah-
Ter.
High Bridge borough, William H.
Leidy.
Holland twp, Andrew Kinney and
William H. Cole.
Kingwood twp, William Stevens.
Lebanon twp, David c.. Champion,
Robert H. Miller and Leonard A.
Lance.
Milford borough, David B. Hawke.
Raritan twp, William Stothoff
and William K. Sloan.
Readington twp, William T.
Hagaman and Alvah F. Bush.
Tewksbury twp, Manchus H. APP
gar, Morris ]. WEIGH and William P.
Fisher.
Uuion twp, Schley Kels and Geo.
C. Osman.
PETIT JURY.
Lambertville city, Thomas Cleary,
George w. Hunt, Samuel Huselton,
Arthur Sheetz and Allison Kitchin.
Delaware twp, Jonathan Hewitt,
j. Aten, Eugene B. Matthews and
Judson Rittenhouse.
Alexandria twp, Joseph Goritz,
Robert Burd, Forman Laire, Alex
ander H. Taylor and Howard E..
Frace.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-12-04
For Sale by

Joseph G. Moore, Union and Deevan Sts., Lambertvle
Ryan, Akers Smith, 81 North Main st., Lambertvllle
Malloy Brothers, Main and Bridge Sts., Lambertvllle
Joseph Martin Main and York Ss. Lambertvlle N. J.
Dubs & Opdvke. Main Street, New Hope.
William L. Bush, Main Street, New Hope.
All have Bell Phones
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-12-04

Alexandria twp, Joseph Goritz,
Robert Burd, Forman Laire, Alex
ander H. Taylor and Howard E.
Frace.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-15

Peter Rabbit had quite lost his annette
When Peter fcrgets to eat you NAV be
sure Peter has something very important
to think about. At least he has some
thing on his mind that he thinks is i'm
portant. The fact is Peter had fully
made up his mind to change his name.
Yes, sir. that is just what Peter Rabbi,
was planning to do. He thought Peter
Rabbit too common name. but when he
tried to think of better one he found
that no name that he could think of real
ly pleased him any more. So he thought
and he thought and he thought and he
thought. And the more he thought the
less appetite he had.
Once Peter thought Of going up to
Johnny Chuck's house in the far corner
of Farmer Browns old orchard and ask
ing Johnny to help him decide on a new
name. He even started, but somehow he
had feeling that Johnny Chuck would
just laugh at him and call him foolish,
and SO he once more settled down in the
old briar patch to think.
Now Jimmy Skunk was the only one to
whom Peter had told how disconnected
he was with his name, and it was Jimmy
who had suggested to Peter that he
change it. Jimmy thought it a great joke
and he straightway passed the word along
among all the little meadow and forest
people that Peter Rabbit was going to
change his name. Everybody laughed
and chuckled over the thought of Peter
Rabbits foolfshness and they planned to
have a great deal of fun with Peter as
soon as he should tell them his new
name.
Peter was sitting on the edge of his old
briar patch one morning when or Mistah
Buzzard passed flying low. Good mo- n
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-15
Double tips, Of course

ing Brer Cottontail." said OF Nistah
Buzzard with twinkle in his eye.
At first Peter didn't understand tnat
or Mistah Buzzard was speaking 10 nun,
and by the time he did 1t was too tate 10
reply. for or Mistah Buzzard was way
way up in the blue blue sky. Cotton
tail. Cottontail.' said Peter over ana over
to himself, and began to smile Every
time he said it he liked it better.
"Cottontail Peter Cottontall! HOW
much Better sounding that is than Peter
Rabbit. That sounds as if | really was
somebody Yes. sir, that's the very name
| want. Now I must send word to all my
friends that hereafter ! am no longer
Peter Rabbit, but Peter Cottontail.
Peter kicked up his heels in just the
funny way he always did when ne was
pleased. Suddenly he remembered thar
such fine long. Understanding name as
Peter Cottontail demanded dignity. 90
he stopped kicking up his heels and be-
gan to practice putting on airs. But nrst
he called to the Merry Little Breezes and
told them about his change of name ana
asked them to tell all his friends that IN
the future he would not answer TO the
name of Peter Rabbit. but only to the
name of Peter Cottontaii. he was very
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-15
Latest American Fashions
BY CORA MOORE.

Simplicity is the key to success in the
evening frocks Overeelab oration is not
IN good 'tasfs.. paiticularly in ilieii: case
and a design with straight and simple
| lines is required to offset their youth and
slenderness. The sligtly bouffant tunics
of delicate overdraperies are a happy
choice for very slender figure, and
| these are lovely in lace, net chiffon.
| The sketch shows the simplest kind of
a little evening frock but it has faultless
| lines ard is smartly individualized by the
| arrangement of the chiffon tunic skirt.
| There is a white net foundation blouse
with the lower half covered over the
bust line by a deep band of guipure lace.
over this is draped the white chiffon
overbiouse. which consists merely of
straight width on either side brought
frcm the waist line in front, up over the
shoulder and down to the waist line In
back and caught underline arms to form
angel sleeves over another band of
| lace. The chiffon sleeves are caught up
on the outside of the arm under a close
cluster OF small pink or white roses. and
| the edges of the chiffon against the neck
| are hemstitched and left open, displaying
| a section Of the wide lace banding under
| meath The neck is filled in with flesh
| coored maline.
| The upper half of the skirt is fitted
| smoothly and made of white China silk.
| This extends to the knees, where the
| lower part of white charmeuse is stitched
| to it in a starlight line. The upper half is
yelled by the tunic of white chiffon,
| which is the feature of the frock 1t is
gathered evenly around the waist and
turned up around the lower edge for
about ten inches, then gathered with
heading held in under a line of roses.
There is a small corsage bouquet of roses
and a girdle of petunia blue velvet rib
bon tied in back with long sash ends.