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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-04


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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-04

uSe0 Iyuh n
Pinkham's Vege .
table Compound
with great benefit
/ feel II my duty
10 write and tell
you about It,
was ailing from
female weakness
and had headache
a n d baCkache
nearly all the
time I was later
every month thar
I should have
been and 10 sick
that ! had 10 &c
to bed.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-04

Lydia r. Pinhham's Vegetable
Compound has made me well and
these troubles have disappeared ike
magic. have recommended the
Compound 60 many women who have
used q suCcessfully."-M James J.
* pov, r. r. y. No. 2, North Bangor
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-04

Colds, running Of the ncSa. sore chroat casn1s
Expectorsnt slightly laxative. Prevents me snS ~
been on the market nfty years. Take the old -
and true cough cure. 26o at drug stores.-GAn'1t
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-04
No. 3 of Miss Dix's Series.
SEVEN MISTAKES OF
MATRIMONY
By DOROTHY DIX.

vHE third deadly mistake OF matrimony Isl WEE
TO MARRY OUT OF YOUR CLASS
l. This lie true whether you marry above ar ho,.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-04
BY NELL BRINKLEY

Copyright. 1913. International Ne~. Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-03

" OOKs added to the 81 Paso Public
x library from January, 1913, to
- March 1913 follow:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-03
New socks Added to E Paso Public
Library since First of the Year

n OOKS added to the Ell PasO Publ,
library from January, 1913, t,
- March. 1913. follow:
Reference.
Encyclopaedia OF religion and ethics
by James Hastings, v ..
Chicago Daily News Almanac and
e STANDARDIZATION -C5 Of education
v F5atterson-Colege and school direc-
'O5 Tyrfb bEi "A Almanac and Encyclopedia
Ani1sl<er's Almanac for 1913.
World Almanac and Encyclopedia 1or
PHILOSOPHY and Ethics.
De I,aurence-HypnOI isIIlt ma gnetls m
mesmerismt suggestive therapeuslcs- -
Jannsy-W hite slave traIIlc IN
ntayana--Reason in art,
Santayana-Reason in religion
Religion.
Whitehall Of the carpenter.
Sociology.
Including socialism, political econo-
my, education. government ana pom
Bacnes-VVom in modern society.
flfttce-WOman in the making OF
America
Fisher-Montesse mother.
George uniOr republic.
Goldmark-Faugu ana efficiency
nti-suffrage.
Lea-Day OF the Saxon. so
Phelps-SeIected articles on woman
suffrage.
Spargo-I5itter cry Of the children.
TarbeIl-Business Of being woman
Van AntwerFr-stock exchange +rO4-i
within
Chauvenet-Chemical arithmetic and
calculation OF furnace charges
7efaz
Useful Arts,
Including domestic economy Iechnl-
cal subjects and physiology.
Bruere-I Increasing nome eILlcAeucys
Farmer-NeW Book Of cookery
Harper's cook book encyclopedia
MOsher-Healtn and happiness
Plunkett-Rural life problem OF the
-ssssS1 business bookkeep-
ing.
for beginners.
WIIe-Sex education
Fine Arts.
DavOt--Beautlful women IN art
ElWell-Principles rules and laws OF
. HendersonSArt treasures Of wash
Hev-Art of the Uffizi palace.
Lahee-Grand opera singers Of today
Strang-FamOus actresses OF the day
Waters-Saints in art
Waters-Angels in art
Literature.
Belloc-Green OverC0at-
BeuOc-On everything.
hesterton-Aiscellany Of men.
Dunbar-Iife and works Of Paul l.
Dunbar.
CSaIeswor hy-EIdest son
Galesworthy-Inn Of tranquility.
auptmann-Sunken bell.
Heller-Henrik Ibsen.
IsOti-Carmen sylvia
linck-Nary. Magdalene-
Matthews-Aspects of fiction.
MattheWs-Philosop Of the short
story.
dlinger-Wo rld and his wife
OIcOtt-Children reading.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-03
Every
Purchaser
of
1000 People

who starts within 30 days after pur-
chasing their lots to construct a house
on same to cost not less than $1,000,
will have One-half of the purchase
price of their lots returned to them
on completion of house.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-03
THESE TWIN CITIES

Located as they are m the
heart of the Great Rio
Grande Valley, will have
a phenomenal growth, and
their population ought to
double and triple IN rapid
succession.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-03

: cent.
/ Misunderstanding and the Jacobin
! WilcON-Maurine and other poems.
/ Yeats-Cutting of an agate.
] Description and Travel.
Bennett--4O our United States.
MISUNDERSTANDING wife in Nigeria
Mead-Milton's England.
Williams-Cfuardians Of the Columbia
History
Addison-RomanLic story of the Puri-
tan fathers,
BI3eylmer-Q2n hazardous service.
Jones-ClassicaI Rome.
Ayers-MediavaI and modern history.
West-Ancient world.
Westerman--Story Of the ancient ma
Biography.
Biekley-J- II SynGe and the Irish
dramatic movement
HanafOrd-A braham Lincoln.
Page-Robert Z. Lee, man and sOl-
Fiction.
Allen-LOTers OF SKye-
Allen, J. Heroine in bronze,
tkinson---Greyfrai Bobby.
MISUNDERSTANDING.
Barclay-Upas tree.
BaZin-ChLdren OF Alsace.
Bazin-Davidee BirOt. 80.
Bazin-Ths penitent
Bennetu-La Belle san Antoine
BindlOss-LOng Portage.
Buckrose-The Browns.
observation-disclosures flame.
CarsOn-A1otuO of Mrs. McLane.
Clemens Writings in 25 V. Authors
national edition
CObb-Back home.
liage-ReciprOcity
COurtney-Bictures OF Polly.
Cullum-Night-rider
Daskah-The inheritance
Daviess-AndreW the glad.
Deland-The voice.
DOyle-Lost world
Dreiser-Finsncier
Duncam-BesU Of bad job.
Erskine-Joyful Heatherby.
FaruOl-Amateur gentleman
Favre de INSTRUMENTATION no
Fcx-Heart Of the AilIs.
CfordOn-COrpOral Cameron.
GraYes-Between two thieves
HerriCk-One wOman's life.
HutchinsO n-Eappy warrior.
Kester-J Ohm o Jamestown.
Kingsley-Miss PhilUras wedding
gown.
Life mask by the author Of To NJ L
Lincoln-Rise Of Roscoe Paine.
Little-Lady and Sada san.
Locke-Stella- Maris.
LOng-War.
8arTiott-saIIy Casuetan. southerneE
Morris-Penalty
NOrris-Rich Airs. BurgOyne.
Parker-Judgment house
Parrish-GOrdon Craig
Peterson-Sanctuary.
Porter-POIIy-Ann
Prouty-Robbie, general manager.
Putnam-ImpOssible boy.
Rhodes-GOOd men and true.
Rinehart-Case Of Jennie Brice.
Robins-My little sister.
Polland-Jean-C hristOphe journeys
end
tephens-Mary, Nary.
Tarkington-The IlirT.
Van Dyke-Unkno IN quantity.
Van Slyke-Eves other children.
Watanna-HOnoIa able Miss AIOcnlisht
iamscn-Heath~r moon
Chiidren's NOn-FfctfOn.
AesOp-AesOp fables.
Baker-Noys' second book Of inven-
tons
Chrisholm-Golden staircase.
DOdge-Rhymes and jingles.
Goloing-StOry OF David Livingstone.
JOhonnot-StOries Of heroic deeds.
MOultOn-In ctildhOOd's country.
Barkman-BOys' Parkman.
Tarr-W orld geography.
Orne-Thomsen-East O. the sun and (
west o the moon
ChfIdren's Fiction.
Altsheler-Texas star.
Observation-Disclosures
Dix-Betty- bride-at-hOme-
FinnemOre-WOl off patrol
Haines-Partners for fair.
JOhnsOn-Williams Of West Point
ohnson-Williams on service.
Kaler-Captain Tom, the privateers-
man.
Knipe-LuclIy sixpence.
Lorenzini-Pinacchio.
Pyle-Men Of iron.
Guirk-EOurth down.
Seaman-When a cObbler ruled the 4
king.
Stevens-YoUng privateersman.
Studdard-With the black prince
ThQmpsOn-Green Mountain boys
mlinson-Light Horse Harry's le-
yion.
Warde-Nancy Lee.
ZnH1fmnrnr-EfoV~ig ride
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-03
Las VEGAS BANQUETs DELEGATES
OE Old TRAILS ASSOCTATION.

OF Old THRILLS AsSUCIAIIUNs
Las Vegas n. N, May 3-The Las
Vegas Commercial club gave a ban
quet tonight in honor Of 25 delegates
to the National Old Trails association,
homeWard bound from Kansas city,
where they had assisted in placing Las
Vegas on the route of the proposed
ocean to ocean highway.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-03

BUILDING ROADS AT WEST YsLETA
Fl PasO has 10 grow. Growth
to the South and West is i'm
possible; stopped by the Rio
Grande. To the North the
mountains hold the city in
check. How then can it
grow but toward the East?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-03
GET
FREE TICKETS
TODAY

at our office, or at Union Station at
train time from cur representative.
Select Your Lots From the Map at
Tobin's Office NOD.
See the property May 4th, and if
you are not entirely satisfied, your
money will be cheerfulIy returned.
Write, Wire, Phone or Call
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-03

With the completion Of the
Intermbar and the United
States Dam at Elephant
Butte,
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20

and when / returned through tht
Champs Elysees. l found this"
She held up black and rather worn
wallet and handed it to her husband.
A wallet" Cerveau exclaimed.
Yes; but look inside"
He opened il very carefully and saw
a lot of papers.
Don't YOU see that those papers are
worth money? They are foreign stocks
of some kind ana 1 am sure they are
worth a fortune
After dinner the Cerveaus went 70
the police station. told that they had
found a wallet and turned il over to
the police. after which virtuous action
they felt exceedingly well pleased with
their own honesty.
About ten months later Nine Cerveau
one day said to her husband:
Il have been 10 the police station to-
day. The wallet is still there nobody
has claimed it
81 don't see how that can he OF any
interest to US Cerveau replied
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
Dinner Sets


CONSISTING o' O'o''' ana one
z/2N@12 yarus 'Iolh' SeNerai
patterns bordered napkins 70
inch napkins; the set S115O
24x2Il yards Moravian Dam
ask Cloth 2s-inch Nank;ns
,r,s 60, e,ozo
,l<>,, ,.-,.1. r,.;sh n,,,,s,.
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
The Cerveaus and the Wallet

n T)NSIEUR CERVEAU was walk
MI ing homeward as fast as his legs
would carry him. When he left
the office the was a clerk in a savings
bank he was foolish enough TO 60 with
some frienGs to a cafe for a game of
dominos. and now he had lost nearly
three francs Nine. Cerveau was always
angry whenever he was late for dinner
outside the door he hestated The
clock had struck half-past seven. There
was sure to be a scene. He walked
slowly up the stairs. His heart was in
his throat. and he came very near rush
ing downstairs again, when ne disCOv-
cred the buXom figure Of Nine. Ger
Nrau leaning over the banister on the
top floor holding candle in her hand.
He tried TO hide his fear under srai!e
~hs was wearing a white wrapper
and the candle she held made her look
like a tsern vestal virgin.
Il went to Faubourg St Honore.
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
The Exception.

Such man. and millions like him,
are satisfied that their wives will 90
on admiEing and adoring them, no
matter what happens They think II
isn't worth while TO be tender and
cousideratc, or even polite, to a mere
wire.
Most women do stand neglect and
III treatment with whatever patience
heaven sent them. but now and then
one with more spirit and less endur-
anCe than the rest fOrsakeS this
death -in-l.fe existence, or some wom-
an, who could not live without love,
accepts from some other man the af-
fection that her husband has ceased
to give her.
1t is the custom, in such instances,
TO look upon the husband as sadly
nisu- ed man. but practically the fault
is always his. II is the husband $
hand that generally opens the door
for the affinity His wife never quit
loving him until he had made him
self uulOVabls. She never weaIied Of
him until ne lost interest in her.
There would be mighty few women
who would ever look outside their
own home for somebody to entertain
them, somebody to sympathize with
them. somebody 10 show them tender
ness. II tneV ndd ANYBODY at nome "
pay them any attention.
Precisely the same thing may BE-
said Of women II is almost Invariably
the wife who prepares the way for
the other woman II is the nagging
wife who sends her husband away
from home to find peace. L is the
morbid wife who does nothing buL
fret and complain and weep who
drives a man away to seek cheerful
companionship It is the untidy and
sluvenly woman, who wears soiled
wrappers and curl papers at home
who puts "A premium on chorus girls
and other peaches. Il is the wife who
feels it her sacred duty 10 continu-
ally remind her husband Of his faults
who makes him an easy mark Tor
every adventures with knacN OF
handing out fattery by the shovel
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20

But don't you know, then tbs. il.
the wallet Is unclaimed for a wear All
day it becomes the properly Of rGa
fnGer?" 1's
'ls It possible"
''Yes~ that is the law" sad lr-..
Ceryeau ciapping her hands with in.
At last The twelfth OF January ,4r.s
and dressed their pest, the C..r,as-.
went 10 the pOnce station. $ g-ra5 O.,
paper and received a precious VAL.
They had invited N. Norrin for 5i,.
ner To spring the happy news On hin
and enjoy has envy.
Cerveau produced the wallet aud
handed IL 10 the stock broker, whom h.
asked To- sell the papers.
M0rr,n glanced al them
"Oh. YES, he Sald. Russian rsfrr,s.
shares, tnfortunateN they Went dasr
when il looked like war between prs-
Sia and Austria over the Balkan rnnf-
dle and thsy never recovered grr.
are worth about three hundred franc.
now
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
:. His Helpful Hints

Maybe" breathed Ruth. violently.
popular around here by IT,"
i've established myself in your
affections for life, insisted the Young
man, brazenly. as he departed. "Wher
YOU get over hating me youU be al
most i'm love with me for it,"
ANYHOW" said Stephanie from the
silence which ensued after he hal
vanished, hes perfectly horrid bur
YOU must admit you don't forget him
the minute he's out of sight, as YOU
do most OF the others"
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
Man S Need.

Every man has got to have some
body to Jolly him along and tell him
that he is the handsomest, biggest,
bravest man in the world, and if his
wife won't do il lie will hunt around
until he finds some other woman who
win Also, every man has got to
have some woman to love him and
make a fuss over him and baby him,
and if his wife went do it some o,her
woman will.
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES CO.
Linens Such as These Need No Price
Reductions to Make Homel1eepers
Want Them
NEW YORK
ATLANTA

Fact linens do sales,
They newly o. the
0 the tina the b keep
who get them will ber the that they right
Right quality
Right pattern
Right price
Feel them; they hefy full of the weight flax
they beautiful
that
the
this q o. the
ful linens we have offered These but a thcn-
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
Towels

Worthy Of the attention Of
every housckceper who knows
the economy OF Towels that
will make many successful
trips to the laundry.
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
If You Don't Love Your Wife
By DOROTHY DIX.

humiliates her by doling out money
10 her. n cuts her 20 the quick by
snecTing at her opinions. he ridiCuies
her until n brings the tears to her
eyes. and she shTinks and tiinChss un-
der his cruel tongue just as much as
she would from bodily blows if he
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
Separate Cloths
I hat Have Napkins TO Match

2HX21z yards Flemish Dam
Sk Cloth; chrysanthemum
pattern .......... $3.50
24-in. Napkins to match $6.O 90
2I3X3 yards Flemish Damask
Cloth, cube pattern o.. $3.50
24-in. Napkins TO match $500
213N4 yards Flemish Damask
Cloth. daffodil pattern $3.50
24-in. Napkins to match 5000
212x4 yards Flemish Damask
Cloth, lilac pattern $3.50
27-in. Napkins TO match $40
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20

It is finished 10y a ruchc "bonnc femme" of little
folded box pcltiugs
From this top eupirc"mout to the heels the vel
vet falls in long classic lines.
1t folds har, hit in front aud ends in long
round train at the back The enormous sleeves are
drupcd 10 the linz of the yoke and fall in long
angel points, terminating in great tasscl
-OL{IETTE.
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
BOrdered Cloths

We claim for these more
value than'you usually find at
these prices, which accounts
for the lavish quantity that we
are showing for tables OF all
sizes.
2x2I2 ward Cloths
$2.75, So, $3.50 to 81
2x3 yd. Cloths 81 to $3.50
2X4 yd. Cloths $6 to $3.50
2j4X211 yd. Cloths
$3.50 to $3.50
2JIx2I yd. Cloths
So, $3.50, $3.50 to $40
21ZX3 yd Cloths. So. so to $40
253X312 yd. Cloths
$1,000 to $3.50
215x4 yd. Cloths
$1,000 to $3.50
215x5 yd. Cloths
$500 to $3.50
Atlanta Georgian., 1913-10-20
Manufactured by
The Amber Chemical Co.
Atlanta

For Sale in ATLANTA by
AleNSuder-S wald Co
King Hardware Co Two stores. >
Johnson Gewinuer Co.
kIrllpA trick Hardware Co.
trjtcd States Paint and supply
Co
NsaCay Hardware Co.
college Park pharmaCy
Ellyu Drug Co. 1.-TWO stores
Marshall $ Pharmacy
NeGlnCk'S Pharmacy.
Gordon ~ Ice and West Peach
lroe ana Howard
TAYLOR Bros Drug Store. Peach
tree and Tenth
sharp Drug store 2S1 Marietta
Bland X Gorley. lCi Luclie ST =
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-12-12
HAD HIS PRAYER ANSWERED
Butchers Only Regret Was That the
Idea Had Net Been Suggested
to Him Before.

A butcher whose business had been
steadily declining, owing chiefly to
rival having set up on the opposite
side of the street, confided to his min
lister that he saw nothing for it but
to close his shop and leave the town.
The clergyman suggested that per-
haps he had not made any serious
effort to retain the trade; but the
butcher replied that he had done all
he knew without success.
But" said the minister, have you
tried the effect of prayer"
No, he had not thought OF trying
prayer, but he would do so before put
ting up the shutters.
A week elapsed, when the minister
CHANGING to pass the butchers snop
found him radiant with delight
WELL the cleric asked, did you
try the power Of prayer"
ooh. yes" was the reply "and
only wish had tried 1t before.
prayed the very night you left me
and on the following morning the beg
gar over the road broke his neck.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-12-12
SAGE TEA DARKENS GRAY
HAIR TO ANY SHADE. TRY IT!
Keen Your Locks Youthful, DARK
Glossy and Thick With Common
Garden Sage and Sulphur.

When you darken your hair Win
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can
tell because it's done SO naturally, 30
evenly. Preparing this mixture
though. at home is mussy and trouble
some, For so cents you can buy az
anv drug store the ready-to-use tonic
called "Wyeth's Sage and sulphur
Hair Remedy" You just dampen q
sponge or soft brush with II ano
draw this through your hair, taxing
one small strand at time. BY morn
ing all gray hair disappears, and, afte'
another application or two, your nan
becomes beautifully darkened, gloss!
and luxuriant. You will also dis
cover dandruff is gone and halr na
stopped falling. :,
Gray, faded hair, though no ois
grace, is a sign of old age, and as W
| all desire youthful and attractive al
pearance, get busy at once with w!
eth's Sage and Sulphur and look year
younger.-Adv.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-12-12
He Was Real Nasty.

A darby employed as an of1ce.ooy
came to work one morning with
face that looked as though it had
been run through a meat-grinder
Henry" demanded his surprised
employer, what in the world happen
ed to you?"
"Well, sub, boss" explained Henry
81 got into a lille argument las night
wifi another niger, and one thing led
to another twell up and hat at MIN
Well, sub, it seemed lax dat lrritateo
him. He took and BACKED both o.
nah eyes and bit both of nah years
1 mighty nigh off, and split NAH lip an'
den he th'owed me down and stamped
| me in de stomach. Honest, boss
never did get SO sick of niger II
NAH life!"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-12-12
HEAD ITCHED AND BURNED

6O4 Greenville Ave, Staunton, Va
my head broke out In pimples which
festered. 1t itched me 80 that
would scratch 1t till my head got al
most in raw sore. My hair came out
gradually and it was dry and lifeless.
Dandruff fell on my coat collar till /
was ashamed of it. My head had been
that way all summer, itching and
burning till I couldn't sleep In any
peace.
81 tried salves but 1t looked like
they made 1t worse. got --- but
it did me no good so / got a cake Of
Cuticura Soap and box of the Cuticurs
Ointment and you don't know what
relief they gave me. In two weeks m!
head was we'll" (Signed) ]. l. Smith
! Oct. %, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment SOL
throughout the world. Sample OF eacl
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address pos
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADJ
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-12-12
LEFT THE COLONEL THINKING
Probably After This He Made Some
Inquiries Before He Gave UP
His Money.

A certain old colonel was noted TOR
his great generosity He had lost an
arm during one of the engagements
in which he had seen service, and
this made him very sympathetic to-
ward all who had experienced similar
losses.
While walking on his estate one
day he met an old one-legged man,
evidently in abject poverty.
"Ah, you have met with great
misfortune, like myself, l see,' re-
marked the colonel.
"Ah," replied the old man, and
like yersel, colonel, | have spent
great part O. my life in government
service and seen lot o hare
work"
"My poor mani" exclaimed thu
kind hearted colonel, as he pushed
half dollar into the old mans hand
81 fear you have received but a poo
reward for your services"
eye may we'll say that, colonel.
replied the veteran as he hobble
away.
But" added the colonel, "yo
didn't tell me where you served.
well, if it comes to that" the OF
reprobate answered, with 81
chuckle, 81 served my time in j-jai
where they gied me Is years for stea
ing jewelry!"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-12-12
CASE OF MANS lNGRATITUDE
Woman Certainly Had Poor Reward
for Her Act of Generous
SeIf.Sacrifice.

George B. Mcclellan, former mayor
of New York, was talking ABOUT
Thanksgiving.
"The day. he said, "is a good one
for a holiday good one, for Vlslt
to the seashore.
81 was once walking the Board'
walk in the brilliant sunshine or an
Atlantic City Thanksgiving day after
noon, when / saw an overdresseC
couple come forth from cafe.
"They were quarreling. Their voices
grew louder and fiercer. Finally th'
man gave the woman a push that ACT
ually knocked her down.
"As she struggled to her feet TN
woman shook her fist at the man, an
shrieked:
| "'And this is what get, is IT, 10
pawnin' the fly screens to give you
day off,"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-12-12
The Limit.

After standing by for 15 minutes
listening to the stream of questions
put to policeman lat busy corner
the woman said:
Don't you get awfully tired OF an
swering all these fool questions that
are put to you hour after hour?
'Well, rather" said he. Stiii' lve
got SO used to it that there Is only
one of the lot that makes me actually
boil"
(Which lone is that" she inquired
Don't l get awfully tired OF an
swering all the fool questions tina
other folks ask"
"oh!' said the woman, and hurrie
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-12-12
Oversight.

The steamboat came spiasnlns
along her course at full speed, and the
s,rst thing the passengers knew when
it stopped was that it had crashea
head on into the pier. !,
Mercy" cried a passenger
wonder what is the natter,
aNothin'," said Pat, one OF the
deck hands. "Nothin' ma ann
looks to me as if the captain just for
cot that we stop here"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-12-12
The Knocker.

After God had finished the rattle
snake, the toad and the vampire, he
had some awful substance left, with
which he made a knocker. A knocker
is a two-legged animal with cork
screw soul, water-logged brain and
a combination backbone made of jelly
and glue. Where other people have
their hearts he carries a tumor of rot
ten principles, when the knocker
comes down the street honest men
turn their backs, the angels in heaven
take precipitate refuge behind their
harps and the devil bar-locks the gates
of hell.-Missouri Brunswicker