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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Cut on a Quarters Worth.

How much do you charge for cut
ting off a dogs tail" said a small
boy to a veterinary recently, exhibit
ing a quarter in one hand and lead
ing a lean canine with the other.
1.-The operation customarily costs
a dollar, but | will do it for you for
fifty cents" replied the gentleman
addressed.
The boy looked at the coin in his
hand disa%ppointedly for a moment
but his face quickly frightened. He
stuck out his hand which contained
the coin and said. That's all I've
got. Cut off a quarters worth. -
National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
NO. 2784.
Notice of Application for Permission
tn Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of August, 1913, in accor-
dance with Section SO, Chapter 140,
of the Statutes of 1913, one William
c. Bradley of Kimberly, County of
White Pine, and State of Nevada,
made application to the State En-
gineer of Nevada for permission TO
appropriate the public waters of the
State of Nevada. Such appropria-
ton is to be made from Bostwick
Greek and all tributaries, at a point
within the NEA of NV Sec. 81,
7. 10 N. r. GO f., NJ. ID. B. & NJ, by
of reservoirs and bitches and
three cubic feet per second is to be
conveyed to u~nsurveyed land, but
approximately the So w Sec. 10.
NEA NWA, We NEA, Eh SWA
and NEA of SEA of Sec. 80, T. 10
Mr.. so E., NJ. ID. B. & NJ, by means Of
bitches and there used for irrigation
and domestic purposes. Water not
to be returned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
First Publication Aug. II, 1919
last Publication Sept. IA, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Weather Bureau Please Notice.

A Dane who owned a farm in Kan
sas applied for naturalization papers,
says an exchange. The Judge asked
him:
Are you satisfied with the general
conditions of the country?"
Vas" drawled the Dane
Does the form of government suit
your" qneried the Judge.
"Yas, vas; only | would like TO see
more rain" replied the farmer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

SUMMONS.

In the Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada.
Buelah Clannch. plaintiff, vs.. Ira
NJ. Glaunch, defednant.
The State of Nevada sends greeting
to said defendant.
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear within ten days after the service
upon you of this if served
in White Pine County or within forty
days If served elsewhere, exclusive oil
the day of service. and defend the
above entitled action.
This action is brought to recover a
judgment dissolving the bonds of
matrimony existing between You the
plaintiff.
Dated September 2, A. d., 1913.
(Seal) F. d. OLDFIELD.
Clerk of said Court.
Vim. Mcknight, attorney for plaintiff
First Publication Sept. 7, 1879
LAST Publication Oct. II, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Good Reading for Sunday
The Musical Millennium.

A French collaboration of Edison
has just invented a sewing ma
chine which is also a piano. Its me-
chanism is so arranged that every
time the operator strikes a note on
the keyboard she completes a stitch.
News Item.
What is that sound so softly sweet
vibrating on the busy street
Filling the eircumambient air
With dulcet tones of beauty rare?
What master hand impels those KEYS
To yield their richest melodies?
IT'S not Mark Hamborurg. Lerned
Tina
In serenade or eavatina,
Nor yet Carreno in a scherzo.
But Mary at her morning shirt sew
She plays the latest madrigals
When patching fathers oyeralls;
An intermezzo soft and brief
When hemming up a handkerchief;
With fuga force the keys she beats
For table cloths and linen sheets;
A little ragtime waltz or two
VIII finish of a peek-a-boo,
4 n%octurne or a serenade
Proclaims another nightie made.
Twill take at least two symphonies
Of varied moves and harmonies,
Some softly played, some like the
deue-o
When Mary rattles OF her trousseau.
&C. Douglas.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
A General Prescription.

Doctor" said the lady, Il want
you to prescribe for me-
There is nothing the matter mad
am" said the doctor, after feeling
her pulse. you only need rest
Now, doctor, just look at my
tongue what does that need?"
THAT needs rest. too" replied the
doctor.-Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
An Editorial Necessity.

We ask our readers to remember
us while selling cotton. Remember
we have been toiling all summer
getting out the News and haven't had
money enough to get us a new pair
of pants yet.-Slocum, Ala, News
(Prohib1.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Remember?

Oh, don't you remember the ball
games, Ben Bolt,
The ball games We played years
ago?
We played on a humpy old two by
four lot
And don't you remember the runs,
Ben Bolt,
The runs that were made by the
score?
The count at the end of the glorious
fray
Was one hundred to seyenty-four.
And don't you remember the chill,
Ben Bolt,
The chill that went through every
vein
When a home run went over the
neighbours fence
And bling went a big window pane?
Milwaukee Sentinel
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
SERIAL NO. O2232.
Notice of Intention to Make Five
Year Proof on Homestead
Application 1910.

Department of the Interior, United
States Land Office at Carson City,
Nevada, September 2, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Charles
l.. Spiegel. of East Ely, Nevada, who.
on May 81, 1908, made Carson City
Homestead Application 1740, serial
No. 02232, for NEA of Section SO,
Township II North, Range GO East,
Mount Diablo Meridian, has filed
notice of intention to make Five Year
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before the Clerk OF
White Pine County, at Ely, Nevada,
on the fourteenth day of October,
1913.
Claimant names as witnesses
Jacob Baker, of East Ely, Nevada;
James G.. Wheeler, of East Ely. Ne
vada; George A. Mcdonald, of Ely,
Nevada; Joseph L. Teis, of Ely, Ne
vada.
LOUIS ]. C0HN,
Register.
First Publication Sept. 7, 1879
Last Publication Oct. 5, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE.

In the Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada.
In the Matter of the Estate of S. H.
White, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that. in
pursuance to an order of the District
Court of the Ninth Judicial District in
and for the County of White Pine,
State of Nevada. made ON the fifth
day of September, A. D., 1913, in the
matter of the estate of S. H. White,
deceased, the undersigned, the Ad-
ministrator of said Estate, will sell,
at private sale, to the highest bidder,
for cash, in gold coin or the United
States, and subject to the eonfirma-
ton by said Ninth Judicial District
Court, on Tuesday, the thirtieth day
of September, A. D., 1913, at two
O'Clock, p. NJ, of said day, at the Of
fee of The First National Bank, of
Ely, on Aultman Street. in the City
of Ely, County of White Pine. State
of Nevada, all the right, title and in
terest of the said S. H. White, at the
time of his death, and all the right.
title and interest that the estate has
by operation of law, or otherwise.
acquired other than or III addition to
that of the said S. II. White, at tine
time of his death, in and to all that
certain lot, piece, parcel of land
situate, lying and being in the said
City of Ely, County of White Pine.
and more particularly described as
follows:
Lot Fifteen, in Block ~, as the
same is shown and delineated upon
the plat of said townsite of said City.
which is recorded in the Office of the
County Recorder of the County of
White Pine. in Book &C., of Miscel-
laneous Records, at pages 610-623.
Terms and conditions of sale:
Cash, gold coin of the United States.
JOHN BIGGANE,
Administrators of the Estate of S. Fl.
White, Deceased.
Dated September 9Th. 1913.
tFirst Publication Sept. 7, 1879
CLast Publication Sept. 2S, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
WISE AND

No use in naming a girl "Queenie'
and then expecting her to help with
the homework all the time.=Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
This is a curious old world. If
you have no money you are snubbed
If you have too much you are in
v%estigated.
Very true-but had rather be in
v~estigated than snubbed at that
Florida Times-union.
A New York man, we notice, be-
queathed his wife 81. 900. 900 in a SO
word will. Doubtless he intended TO
set her a good example.-Detroit
journal
Was it a case of love at first
sight?"
They call it that. although be-
fore they met she had heard that he
was wealthy and he had been told
she was an heiress. detroit Free
Press.
Money will buy a lot of things.
But it cant buy the loyalty of a dog
or the friendship of a baby.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
4 should think it was a pity Noah
his sons didn't know anything
about poker. 1t would have been
such a diversion in the ark" They
couldn't have played it with any sue
cess, because they never had more
than two of a nd."-Baltimore
American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
A Line of Least Resistance.

Coo-goo goo-goo goo-goo goo-goo,
.Coo-goo goo-goo goo-goo goo-goo,
Googly, googly, googly, goo
That's how We fill a column.
A writer to Vox Pop wants TO
know where the term Bull Moose
originated. Easy. Noah first desig-
mated the male of the moose family
as a bull, and Col. Roosevelt, upon
returning from a campaign tour in
1904, exclaimed, as he stepped from
the train. Il feel like a bull moose"
moose
That being disposed of We may add
that the Moose party will eventually
bull its way through.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Vocabulary Lost in Crisis.

Mrs. Worldley. IF, as you say.
your master kissed you against your
will. why did you not cry. 'Help!?''
French Maid. "Ah, madame. Eat
ees just zee word of rich | could not
sink at re monument. Zen, ven
remember eet, eet was too late. He
hat kissed me tree, four. five times. :
Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

state must be dipped at least once
and those found scabby must be dip
ped twice, ten to fourteen days apart.
The dipping must be under the super
vision of a State of Federal inspec-
tor. This shall be done before the
bucks are put with the ewes.
NEVADA STATE SHEEP COMMITS
SION
o. w. WARD, President.
JOHN G. TAYLOR
C. W. GRISWALD,
Commissioners.
G. d. WOLFENSPARGER, Secretary
Passed Aug. %, 1918.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
\ Mountain Gateway.


! know a vale where | would go one
day,
When June comes back and all the
world one more
Is glad with summer. Deep with
shade it lies.
\ mighty cleft In the green bosom
ing hills.
A cool dim gateway TO the mountains
heart.
On either side the wooded slopes
come down.
Hemloek and beach and chestnut;
here and there
Through the deep forest laurel
spreads and CLEANS,
Pink-white as Daphne in her lowell
ness
That still perfection from the world
withdrawn.
As IL the wood gods had arrested
there
Immortal beauty in her GREATNESS
flight.
Far overhead against the arching
blue
Gray lodges o%yerhang from dizzy
heights.
Scared by a thousand winters and
untamed.
The road winds in from the broad
river lands,
Luring the happy traveller turn by
turn,
I'D to the lofty mountains of the sky.
And where the road runs in the val
ley's foot.
Through the dark woods the noun
tain stream comes down,
Singing and dancing all its youth
away
Among the boulders and the shallow
runs,
Where sunbeams pierce and messy
treee trunks hang,
prenehed all day long with mnrmur-
ing sound and spray.
There. light of heart and footfree' ]
would go
Up to my home among the ias'ihs
hills,
And in my cabin doorway sit me
down.
Companioned in that leafy solitude
nv the wood ghosts of twilight and
of peace.
among the cool-leafed beeches IN the
dusk,
The ealm-voiced thrushes at their
evening hymn
ca undistraught. so ~rapturous' 50
pure,
II we'll might be, in wisdom anu III
JOY,
The seraphs singing at the o'r'" u
M. ,worn ritual of eternal Things
Bliss Carman.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

IF you could choose. Billups,"
said Waggles. (Which would you take
- a wife or a motor carr"
"A motor a every time said
Billups. Because, you see. if | had
a motor car the chances are that |
could get a wife. but If / had a wife
it's ten to one I'd never be able TO
afford the r."-Harper's Weekly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
After Taking.

Never put ice in your drinks. Cool
them by standing on ice.
Half your letter postage is a tax"
says the National One Cent Letter
Postage association. But as J. G. G.
says half your beer is foam. So gent
es.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

Dti1ttt.
! believe in being happy,
believe in being good,
! believe in b eing busy,
| believe in saving wood,
! believe in being decent,
| believe in being fair,
But | don't believe in laughing
When I really ought to care.
I believe in being cheerful,
! believe in being brave,
But when stern-faced duty calls me
believe in being brave.
| do not believe in whining
When misfortune comes my way.
But do believe in fighting
Very gamely with dismay.
! believe in smiles and laughter,
! believe in gentle ways;
] believe in making merry
When / have my merry days;
But when obstacles beset me
And the clouds above are gray
! do not believe in thinking
! can laugh them all away.
| believe that worry's useless.
j believe that frowns are worse.
| believe that it is idle
For a man to rail and curse.
But when trouble | am facing
| believe in 'bucking in"
With the strength the Lord has given
Putting up a fight to win.
Detroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Mhcre IL Hnnpened.

During a large dinner party
a young Frenchman was seated next
10 a fine-looking young woman who
was wearing a gown which displayed
her beautiful arms.
Il came near not being here to-
night, said she. 4 was vacinated a
few days ago. and il give me eonsid-
cradle annoyance"
The young foreigner gazed at her
white arms OF the speaker. rs that
so2" he replied. where were you
vaeeinated?"
The girl smiled demurely and said
In Boston. - National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Unreliable History.


The dulcet strains from Nero's
violin floated gently down the side of
Palatine hin in ancient Rome.
A mental approached in breathless
haste exelaiming, Your majesty
the city burns,".
Let her burn snarled Nero,
iddling away in right good earnest.
But, your majesty, the empire
falls"
Let her fall growled the
monarch as he performed an intri-
cate pizzicato upon his priceless
Stradavarins. Il can go to America
and get So a seat for doing this"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
A Mere ForInality.

We'll, We have had the infant fit
ted with glasses. his appendix re-
moved. and his stomach REINFORCED.
Have We overlooked anything?'
Just one item
what is that"
I'VE have forgotten to name the
CHILD Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

Some time ago al Alabama lazy
kindly undertook TO advise one OF
her colored maids as to certain ru'es
OF propriety that always should be
observed by young women to whom
attentions are paid by gentlemen
friends. One evening the lady. won
dering whether her seeds of advice
had fallen upon rocky ground station
ed herself I'm a rocker near the kltch-
en- door, where she was entertained
by the following dialogue:
"Ah say. Mary, would 20 yes 5
soon"
Look yere. Jim Jackson. don 20
git fresh wifi me. Nah name MISS
smith-not Mary. All don low on'y
nah best an most pa'tie1ar irlehus
to call me Mary"
All beg yo' pahdon. Miss smith
But say, Miss Smith, would 70 yes
soon shift to de oder knee Tlas yere
ones tired. "-Everybody's Magazine
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
SERIAL NO. o49s5.
Notice of Intention to Make Final
Three-Year Proof.

Notice is hereby given that Louis
Manguine, of East Ely. Nevada, who
on May 2, 1910, made Homestead Ap-
p~lication. No. 049S5, for the NEA
of Section Is, Township 16 North,
Range SO East, Mount Diablo Meri-
dian, has filed notice of intention to
make Final Three-Year Proof, to es-
tablish claim to the land above de-
eribed, before Clerk of White Pine
County, at Ely, Nevada, on the 18th
day of October, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John H.. Watson, of Ely, Nevada;
Charles Pippin of Ely, Nevada:
Charles Peterson of Ely. Nevada and
Merritt Charley of East Ely, Nevada.
LOUIS j. COIN.
Register.
CFirst Publication Aug. 81, 1919
(Last Publication Sept. 2S, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
The New Fad.

Everybody preys on Father
Stickpins. ties an socks.
Mother wears his trousers,
Now sister wears his sox.
Uncle John.
If the girls go in for Fathers o
II will be necessary to lower the step
of the street car.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
The Correct Material

Do o know that lady over there
In the lawn dress?"
Yes, and she's very appropriately
CARRIED; she's a grass widow"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Ills Act.

That porter of ours certainly re-
minded me of a gun
How so?"
He kicked so when he was fired. :"
Baltimore American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Xmas Coming.

The August days are swiftly fit:
The autumn leaves will drop.
And then-great Scott Just think
OF Il,
Well have to Christmas shop
Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Good Sense.

Willie. Pa. when has a man horse
sense?"
Pa. when he can say Nay my
son"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Awful Idea.

One way to make the aeroplane a
terrible instrument of way would be.
&c let the enemy go up in it.-Hart-
ford Times.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
What Upset Her.

Mistress. What's the matter,
Nellie? Have you taken something
that doesn't agree with your"
New Maid. Yes, mum-thjs job
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
\ Quandry.

i suppose you will be glad TO &c
back to school and see your dea-
teacher? said the patronizing old
gentleman. The small boy looked
worried. why don't you answer
Il don't know how. Father says
must always tell the truth and moth
err says / must never hurt anybody's
feelings. Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

Money is the root of all eyil-and
many a family tree springs there
from.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

He has a heart of gold, a grip of
iron and a will of steel"
'Humph! He must be a man of
mettle."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
His job.

His job.
Oh. where is F~'itzhugh Cecil Gray,
A 1913 graduate,
Who read upon commencement day
A thesis that was simply great?
He told about success in life,
And how to win it right offhand.
He solved financial problems grave
And whooped it up to beat the
band.
He juggled mighty fortunes in
The paper that he read that night
He labeled Poverty a Sin
And set the whole blamed world
Alright.
You ask where Fitzhugh is right now,
He's holding down a job that's
swell,
He's waiting table, so they say,
For beans in some resort hotel.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

Live in the Latin Quarters, Ell?
You say you had a prince in your
rooms one day?"
Yes"
"And how did you happen to re-
ceive a visit from royalty?"
He came in there to avoid his
landlord ."-Washington Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
GENERAL ID NO. 1s.

The sheep owners of the state are
hereby notified that all bucks in the
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

A reformer may be willing to sup
ply the pattern if somebody else Will
do the work.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

Only little girls and engaged girls
care for hen parties.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

Love may laugh at locksmiths
when the milliners and the dress-
makers don't get even a pleasant
look.
Love dosn't make the world 60
round as often as it makes the lover
go broke.
When duty calls it is frequently
told that the line is busy.
No man is wiser for his learning.
Wit and wisdom are born with a
man.-Selden.
How difficult it is to draw the line
between genius and insanity.
Cleanliness is next to Goodness
and more toilet soap is used on Sun
day than any other day.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05
Trio of short Stories.

There is on the south side of Chi
eago a summer amusement park
named. from the French words free
from care Sans Souci Park
Two young men passed this park
on n street a recently. One of them
evidently was a stranger in the city.
and his friend was showing him
about.
Said the stranger: What does
Sans Souci mean"
His friend readily replied: ITS
from the Spanish. and means ]
Should worry.''
On "A murder ease in one of the
southern states an old mouutaineer
was called as witness. The defend
ing lawyer vas eross-examining him.
You say you saw this murder
committed?
Yes"
How far were you from the spot
where II took placer"
Bout a quarter-mile."
What time was II when this deed
was done?"
Bout half-past eight.
On the date this murder was sup
posed to be committed il would be
almost totally dark. and you mean to
say you could see distinctly what
happened at that time at a quarter o.
a mile distant?'
The old mountaineer shufied his
feet. changed his guild, and stretched.
"Oh. WELL" he said. as he started to
leave the witness chair. Il don't
give a gol darn about this trial, any
way
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

No use in naming a girl "Queenie'
and then expecting her to help will
the homework all the time.-Louis.
vile Courier-Journal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-05

How difficult it is to draw the lin'
between genius and insanity.
The San Francisco call and post., 1913-12-20
SIERRA ENGINEER
GUEST At DINNER
Frank G. Baum, Who Built
P. G. & E. Co.'S Great Dam
Honored by Officials

California today has hydro electric
power plants valued at s150.0oO, 900,
according to John A. Britton, vice
president and general manager of the
Pacific Gas and Electric company. who
presided at a dinner last night in
honor OF Frank G. Baum. 1t cele-
brated the completion of the Lake
Spaulding dam and Beaver river
power plant under Baum's super
vision.
The dinner, given at the st. Fran
els, was attended by 200. including
many of Baums assistants in the
Sierran work
The speakers included e. c. Jones.
chief gas engineer for the company
Eugene de Saba and John Martin.
The latter two, directors, were the
worlds first experimenters with long
distance power transmission.
Baum delivered an illustrated lee
ture on the development of power in
California.