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The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
NOT YET A HOUSEHOLD WORD
Rising Young Journalist Found There
Were Places Where His Fame Had
Not Been HeraIded.

Louis Brownlow was born in what
may be described as the backwoods
down south. In the course of time he
Strengthened his plumage, tapped his
wings, and sailed out into the cold
and dreary world to collect for him
self finance and fame. He landed on
a newspaper in a southern city, and
made SO good on his job that his ar
t1cles were plastered under his sig
nature across the front page Of his
Journal every day. After several
months he went back home. So far
as he was able to determine he was
a sunburst on the horizon Of journal
ism, and fame had hung about his
form all the lights and Examinations
possible. Louis" asked one of the
old men at the grocery store, speak
Ing with a pronounced drawl and ca
ressing his long, thin whiskers, what
be your line of endeavor?" THE
newspaper business" replied Brown
law. distinctly proud. We'll, Louis"
pursued the patriarch, "be you a-sell-
in Of the papers or a-settin' of the
type?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
BRIDEGROOM TO OBEY BRIDE
1t Was a Mistake of New York Mag
i~strate, but He Made Up
for IL.

New York.-Magistrate Levy was
preparing to adjourn court in Jeffer.
o market when a young couple en-
tered and asked if they could be mar.
ried. The couple were Thomas Evans
and Margaret Cook.
When 1t came to that part of the
ceremony where the magistrate was
required to ask Evans if he wouId love
and cherish his wife, Mr.. Levy asked:
viii you promise to love, honor and
obey?"
When his attention was called to the
mixup after the ceremony the magis-
trate retorted: well, if he keeps that
part of the promise nothing will come
of it."
To the bride he said: Love GER
tainly flies out of the window where
a woman can't cook. If you can do
those things that will make a simple
home you'll be happy"
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
How Tuberculosis Is Spread,

Based on figures obtained from
cases of tuberculosis reported In
Cleveland. New York and other cities
where thorough registration of con-
sumptives is employed, it is esti-
mated that for every death from con-
sumption in the United States, of
which there are on an average 20O,-
600 annually, there are constantly
more than five living cases, making
at least 1000, 900 In all. OF his mil
lion living cases, 1t is estimated that
the health authorities have records
of not more than 100, 900 to 15O, 200, or
one in every eight or ten, and that,
for the great majority of cases re-
corded, no hospital, home or dis
pensary are Is provided. Practically
nothing can be done to control the
spread Of tuberculosis in the unre.
ported cases.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
AT MONT ST. MICHEL
Something of Its Old Charm Still
Left for the Tourist.
When Romantic Spot Mas a Real Is
land and Bay Was Full Of Shifting
~Sands-WonderfuI Building 10
Well Preserved.

Pontorson.-Those who have known
Mont st. Michel for many years real
lie only too well that much Of its
charm has departed, never to return.
At Pontorson, the nearest village, the
tourist. in the old days, first came un-
der the spell of the place. P~ontorson
need never have existed had there
teen no Mont st. Michel; and there
was a medieval charm about its irreg-
ular streets, its smithy with the great,
deep, thached roof, and its street
lamps that were let down to the
roadway by cord and pulley for
lighting. that was very delightful. The
long, straight road that led to the is
land-nine kilometers of twas Dor
dered by a streamlet by which wild
lowers grew, and there were cottages
by the wayside, where they kept
things that appealed to the thirsty
man, and the room that combined the
offices Of the dining room, drawing
room and bedroom often held wonder.
full pieces of old furniture. 1t was a
long walk; but a ride in a jolting coun-
try cart was the only alternative and
the walk had many attractions.
In those days the Mont was a real
island. Whether it was, for the mo-
ment, in Normandy or in Brittany was
never quite certain; for the bay that
holds it is full of shifting sands and
the stream had a way of changing it's
course, from time to time, and boring
a way for itself now on one side of
the rock and now on the other. There
was, though, always an adventurous
passage by ferryboat over the quarter
mile of water that separated it from
the mainland, and a transfer, occasion
ally, to the ferryman's shoulders when
the state of the tide kept the boat
away from the steep tpproach to the
great building On the rock.
Years ago, though, all this was
changed; and with the beginning of
change m~odernization began. A cause
way came, to connect the island with
the mainland. Later a light railway
destroyed the quiet of the country
road from Pontorson to Mont st.
Michel. And after this came greater
troubles still. No vandalism, happily,
has been allowed to impair the beauty
Of the wonderful building that covers
great CON of rock as a thimble
might cover a giant finger tip-so
closely that the summit of the rock is
to be found a few feet below the floor
Of the church that surmounta tho
whole edifce. The centuries Of labor
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
WILL REFLECT IN THE FUTURE
Mr.. PozozzIe Has found out That o.
ca~sionaIIy Smartness Does
No Pay.

Yesterday" said Mr.. Pozozle rue
fally, Il had 1t brought forcibly home
to me that there Is a vast difference
between a smart man and a smart
alec. A smart man may possess a dis
eliminating n Of humor, but a
smart alec Is n of those feeble-mind-
ed folk who send out funny boomer
angs on the slightest provocation and
they always come back and hit him
with whizzing sound. This Is how l
made the discovery: Mrs. Pozozzle
and / were out for our daily constitu-
tional. You know some people walk
to get thin, but my wife is different
she walks to get fat. Fat Is the
n dear hope Of Mrs. Pozozzle's exist
ence. She would like to be uphol-
stored. Last evening she said to me:
Oliver, If l could just get fifteen
pounds, even. l would be SO much hap
pier Fifteen pounds? said 1, the
smart alec. DO you mean avoirdupois
or English c%urrency?' She is too
for me, that wife of mine, and
she saw her chance. This time she
answered sweetly, I will choose the
currency And l had to figure out
the amount in our money and make
good"
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
Would Chew His Own.

Glen Arnold Grove, the educator
and lecturer, tells the following story,
the result of observations made dur
ing a recent trip to Paris.
He was standing before a we'll
known bathhouse as two men came
along.
Said II to the other, as he pointed
to a sign on the front of the building:
Sure, Mike, did you liver see the
loiks. Beans! chawed and friend! 1
wouldn't mind having some meself,
but Oil do me own ch~awing."
The sign indicated read:
BAINS CHAUD EFT FROID.
Which, being interpreted, means
Baths, hot and cold."--Rehobotb
Sunday Herald.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

l feel better than / have for years. I
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound to all who suffer as l
die. "-Mrs. M. ZEUNER, 1O45 New Jer-
sey Street, Lawrence, Kansas.
Montana Woman's Case.
Burns, Mont. -"Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound cured me of awful
backache which / had suffered with for
months. l was so weak I could hardly do
my work and my head and eyes ached all
the time. Your Compound helped me
in many ways and is a great strength
ener. l always recommend it to my
friends and tell them what a grand med
icine it is for women. You may use my
name for the good of Others. MRS.
JOHN FRANCIS, Burns, Montana.
The makers of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound have thousands Of
such letters as those above-they tell
the truth, else they could not have been
obtained for love or money. This med
icine is no stranger - it has stood the
test for,years.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
THE RIGHT SOAP FOR BABY'S
SKIN

In the care Of baby's skin and hair,
Cuticura Soap is the mothers IA
vorite. Not only is 1t unrivaled in
purity and refreshing fragrance, but
its gentle emollient properties are
usually sufficient to allay minor irri-
t%ations, remove redness, roughness
and cha1ng, soothe sensitive condi-
tons, and promote skin and hair
health generally. Assisted by Cuti-
cura Ointment, 1t is most valuable in
the treatment Of eczemas, rashes and
other itching, burning infantile erup-
lions. Cuticura Soap wears to a wafer,
often outlasting several cakes of ordi-
nary soap and making it's use most
economical.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston,"
Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
Tombstone Crushes Bow

South Norwalk, Conn.-Lloyd Cave
a choir boy in st. Paul's church here.
was mortally injured recently when.
in playing in the yard of the church
he overturned a tombstone. 1t fell on
him, pinning him to the earth.
Caves companions were unable IN
remove the stone, and it was only af-
ter the Rev. L. B. Howell and other
men had arrived that it was lifted.
The boy was unconscious. DR.. w 7
Tracey found that his skull had been
fractured and his back injured. per-
haps broken. He was removed to Nor.
walk hospital.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
Abner's Preparation,

Abner, who worked for the summer
residents, told Mr.. Burns one morn
ing that he was soon to be married.
We'll really, Abner," said Mr..
Burns, I'm glad to hear it! 1 suppose
you've made all the preparations and
got your wedding finery ready?"
Abner did not balk at the question,
but he grinned sheepishly.
yep" he replied, NAV, she bound
my Sunday coat and put a new collar
ont. and I've had my shoes tapped
Judge.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
TO CUT THE COST OF LIVING
Factories to Utilize Waste Products Is
Remedy of Professor Carver Of
Harvard.

Cambridge, Mass.-The establish
ment of factories to utilize the waste
products of the farm would increase
the profits Of farmers and reduce the
high cost of living, in the opinion of
Prof. R. T. Carver of Harvard univer-
sity.
Professor Carver, who has been ap-
pointed director Of the newly created
rural organization service of the Uni
ted States department of agriculture.
said recently he believed "the middle
man" could not be eliminated by any
system.
He said. however, that efforts would
be made to make the 'middleman"
come to terms where his profits are ex-
cessive.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

that great craftsmen gave to the struc-
ture of the building that is wonderful
in its strength and solidity, and yet
dainty as so much lace work, have not
been wasted. The perfectly proper
toned quadrangle that for
OF space, was built on the roof of the
church, with no two of its pillars alike.
and the delicate escalier de dentelles,
the great kitchen of the abbey, the
battlements and oubliettes of the fort
ress-for the building has served
many purposes in it's time-are still
unspoilt.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
HAS RIGHT TO CHANGE MIND
Justice keIby Reduces Bail in Breach
Of Promise Case in Brook
Ign Court.

New York.-A blow for sex equality
was struck by Supreme Court Justice
Kelby of Brooklyn. The jurist gave
it as his opinion that a man, as well as
a woman, had a right to change his
mind. And because of that, Jacob
Banoff, who had been sent to Jail for
IT days, will be released in 500 bail.
The court said in an application to
reduce the bail of Banoff. jailed in a
breach of promise suit:
I'm these modern days of suffrage
agitation we must not be too severe
with the men, as long as no unfair ad-
vantage has been taken of the wo-
men,"
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
MEMORIAL TO THE REV. WHITE
Brass Tablet on Church Porch in
Southwest England Lauds Man
Who Aided John Endicott.

Salem, Mass.-In the church porch
of a small town In southwest England
there is a brass tablet to the memory
of a man who has never sufficiently
emerged into the limelight Of public
regard, for the great part he played in
speeding John Endicott and his gal
liant band to the home Of freedom.
The hidden romance Of New Eng
land colonization appears as soon as
you begin to examine the Dorset ar
chives of the seventeenth century.
Clear for all to see at the present day
Is the memorial tablet in the south
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
Gave Divorced Wife a Million

Uniontown, Pa. v. Thompson,
coal and coke millionaire, who, after
obtaining a divorce from his wife,
gave her s. 1000, 900, is to marry again
Miss Mabel Moredock, twenty-one
years old, of Jefferson, Pa, will be the
next wife of the millionaire. Thomp-
son is fifty-eight years old.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
Woman Jailed as Common sco,d

Analomink. Pa.-Charged with be-
Ing a common scold, Mrs. Emily Smi-
ley, mother of three children, is in
jail. 1t was asserted she scolded the
children and went out in the high
ways to scold strangers and friends
after she had directed shafts at her
neighbors.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
What is CastOria.

CASIORA is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregorc, Drops and
Soothing Syrup. Its pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance. Its age is Its guarantee. 1t destroys Worms and alays
feVershness' For more than thirty years still has been in constant use for the relief
OF ConSupauon, Elatuency, Wind CoGc all Teethng Troubles and Diarrhna. It
regulates the Stomach and Bowels, asamlats the Food, giving healthy and
natural sleep. The Chldrens Panacea-The Mothers Friend.
Ihe Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in Use for over
~ years. mas borne the signature Of Chas. &. Fletcher and has been made under
his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive YOU in this.
All Commercials, limitations and "Justas-good" are but Experiments that trRe with
and endanger the health Of Infants and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. against Exneriment
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
Boy Trappers, Rich Find

Berwick, Pa.-Floyd and Frank
Hunter, famed boy trappers, "holed"
a skunk and proceeded to dig it out.
To their surprise they struck a nest
of the animals and after an odorifer-
ous time succeeded in killing fourteen
They realized $50 from the pelts.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

always had pain and
was irregular. Dur-
ing the delay I suf-
fered q great deal
with headache back
ache, dizziness, few
erish spells, nervous
ness and bloating.
l had been married
nearly three years.
l took Lydia E. Pink
hams V Vegetable
and now
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

Remember now and always that life
is no idle dream, but a solemn reality
based upon eternity and encompassed
by eternity. Find out your task; stand
% h.-Thomas Carlyle.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
Mistook Father for BURGLAR

Glouster, O.-Clarence Brooks. a
negro boy twenty years old, shot his
'Nther through the abdomen, the man
lying In a short time. The boy claims
lie mistook his father for a burglar.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

Even If a man doesn't hesitate he
may be lost anyway.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
tor, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc a bottle. AN
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
KANSAS WOMAN
Who SUFFERED
From Headache, Backache,
Dizziness and Nervousness,
Restored to Health by
Lydia E. Pink hams
Vegetable Compound.

Lawrence, Kans. IA year ago I was
from q number of ailments. I
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

INVALIDS AND CHILDREN
strengthen the body. Never fails. All druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

PNEUMATICA STOPS YOUR PAIN
or breaks up your cold In one hour. It's marvellous
Used externally. All druggists. rs cents. Adv
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

Be u Detective-Earn $3.50 TO $500 per month.
Greatest opportunities. No experience needed.
Fidelity Secret Service. Wheeling. w. Va.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

Wisdom consist chiefly in the judi
cious use of the blue pencil.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16

You can't tell by the load a man is
carrying where he got it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
Accurate Forecast.

Wilbur Wright was talking to a
Dayton reporter about a very swift but
very unsteady ~monoplane.
1T is a dangerous machine" he
said.
BLANK adores it, though" said the
reporter. He is all broken up over
it."
One of these days" said Mr..
Wright, he'll be all broken up under
it."
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-05-16
A Soluble Antiseptic Powder

rs a remedy for mucous membrane af-
fections, such as ore throat, nasal or
pelvic catarrh, Inflammation or ulcera-
ton, caused by female ills? Women
who have been cured say "it is worth
its weight in gold" Dissolve in water
and apply locally. For ten years the
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. has
recommended Paxtine in their private
correspondence with women.
For all hygienic and toilet uses it has
no equal. Only SOC a large box at Drug.
gists or sent postpaid on receipt OF
price. The Paxton Toilet Co., Boston.
Mass.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-12-23
santa cIau. and LIIs rlessage

santa Claus ana his lleSSdSS.
Old Santa Claus Will soon be here,
His pack was filed today,
His reindeers eager for a race,
VIII snon be on the way.
The same old reineedra that he hsd
One hundred years ago.
They can't be beat for speed today.
Ihey'r old but never slow.
Dear Santa Claua they call you old
You have been on earth so long,
Your name it is a household word.
You are praised In many a song.
In every home where children sleep
Where stockings are hung with care,
They sent you letters long ago,
They know that you'll be there.
He's coming now his bells are uear
lie knows just where to stay
Ii you are wise you'll close your eyes
Until he's gone away.
To all who have "a plenty,
On this fair Christmas day
Remember those poor little ones,
Where Santa missed the way.
Where homes are dark and DIR cary
/ No light 60 guide him there,
Where little empty stockings,
Greet you every where.
lie left to all a message
Go seek 10 the back street,
Yo-'ll find poor little children
with scarce enough to eat.
In homes where there is plenty,
Go al my place aud see
Hnw happy and how jolly,
Young Santa Claus will be.
Mrs Hattie McOlur'
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-12-23

they did last year and &c is because
of these iew exceptions. Mr. Taxpayer,
THAI YOUR are more Every small
taxpa5er anuld look up the differ
ence Boo the mount as we expect 60
go into The nsous why &c Is so IN
the near future add show where the
cute have heen MACS that makes It
1cccesary for this higher ivy on the
small property owner We believe
DO will furnish rather interesting
reading aud give you so mething to
ponder over before the next election
comes around We will Ruarante g
that the republican party will not
have as their slogan ia the next cam
paigu, '"p AXE Your Tax Receipt With
You TO the Polla'. - Occur d'Alene
Review
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-12-23
NOTICE

Notice To The Properly holder ,
In Local Sewe "a le Improvem, u nis
trit No. Four n The City "a -
Maries Kootensi County Idaho
You and each # sou are Lsre.
notified that the secon5 ancuai i..tHII
meut Of the assessment mad upc1
said property for the constitution
of a sewer therein with interest on
said assessment aud unpaid install
ment at the rate Of eight per cent
will be due and oolleetahle on the
fret day of January 1914 aud will
be delinquent 20 days thereafter, and
unless paid within said twenty l20)
days will be collected as provided by
law.
Dated this 5th day of Decem Der
A ID 1918
O S Flint
City Treasurer For City OF st Maries
Kootenai County Idaho
d 20
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-12-23
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Estate of Richard Jones deceased
Notice Is hereby given by the an
dersipned administrator Of The estate
Of Richard Jones deoep led, TO the
creditors of, aud all persons having
claims against .ae said deceased, to
exhibit lem with the necessary
vouchers, within four months after
the first publication of this notice, to
the said administrator at his resi-
denoe in st Maries, Idaho, the same
being the place for the transaction
of the business of said estate, In the
County of Kootenai, State Of Idaho.
Dated this 18th day OF Decem Der
1918
.. b Jones dminislrator
VIM. d. Keeton attorney for the I'D
ministrator st. Maries Idaho. } l6
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-12-23
NOTICE

Notice To The Property Holders
of Local Sewerage Improvement Dis
trict No. Three In The City OF St
Maries Kootenai County Idaho
You and each of you ara hereby
notified that the second annual In
stallment of the assessment made up.
on said property for the construction
of a sewer therein. with interest on
said assessment and unpaid Install
ments at the rate of eight per cent
will be due and colectable on thefirst
day Of January 1914 and will be de
lnquent 20 days thereafter, and IN
less paid within saldtwenty (2O) days
viii be collected as provided by law.
Dated this 9Th day of Deoembe
A ID 1918
o s Flint
City Treasurer For City OF 81
Maries. Kootenai County Idaho
d %
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-12-23
alaska Escapes
Railway MOnQpOIY

Alaska lie 60 be congratulated on
the bright prospect Of escaping at
least one form of monopoly that her
Rssed the developement of the western
states 10 their struggling days, as the
much needed railroad that is 90 tap
it's virgin resources will, IL President
Wilson'S recommendation Is followed
be built by the government ana not
by dnanciers who want Go play the
stock market or by promoters TO use
as a conveni fence no selling securities
It would be hard 90 compute the
millions that might have been saved
to the people of the west il the GO
vernment instead OF donating TO he
railroads land sufficient for several
states as a bonus, had built the roads
themselves aud kept the land. 10
would have saved the west whole
generation ct tyranny 20 stock jobh-
ing monoplists aud spectators The
people are learning. The day is rap-
idly passing when public utility
upon which thousands are depending
for service. can be treated az q part Of
the stakes 10 a financial jackpot -as
a private business Of no concern 90
anyone but the owners. Far avay
Alaska will benefit bg the experience
of the west.
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NOTICE TO RECEIVE BIDS.

Notice is hereby given that the
board of county commissioners will
receive sealed bids for the construc
ton of a bridge to be built aoIoAs
Santa Greek about four miles from
Santa to be built according to plans
aud specifications on file at this
office Said bids to be fled on or
before January 9Th 1914
The hoard hereby reserves the right
to reject any and all bids
ID E Dandy
Clerk of the Board OF county com.
missioners