New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-02
AS [ WAS SAYING

Glass in Correct Guessing will please rise. very
good. so far. Now tell us Whose style is this?
Boys. BOYS Of four kinds-cow, old high ana
glorious human. Boys have many uses-to bring up
parents TO devour the face Of Nature 10 break WIN
dows for The Outlook
But instantly the entire class recognizes Mr. Tom
Mason. so We PROFOUND tougher one. Who wrote
the following?
when you put thought and affection and interest
and encourag ement. and as much chastiseinent as
may be necessary into boy. II is better than plant
ing a garden better than specializing In Wall Street,
better than falling in love with woman better
than anything else in the world We know anything
about"
stumped, Go to the foot, the whole pack OF you!
Thanks TO signature in the last number Of Life"
we have the answer-Tom Mason.
So there are moments when humorist will drop
his false grin come before the curtain In his own
person and. Just by talking out OF his heart broaden
more visages than Where's the point in Joking
about boy? Isn't he already the best joke going
For instance. the small neighbor Of ours who pins
his faith TO Bill the Loose Tooth Fairy Whenever
the little duffer sheds tooth he hides IT under his
pillow. and enough, comes BIZ and deposits
nickel in place Of the tooth Imagine then. the pride
and Joy Of delighted father discovering beneath
his sons pillow six tiny white bits Of she'll Bill had
refused TO bite. 1t is true but what genius in the
youngster! What promise! No wonder Frederic
Augustus. ST.. quotes Hashimura and cries: With
practice he will make very delicious Senator, thank
you"
The pictures indicate that lovely Evelyn will
dance inverted. SO nice. And yet. considering the
eagerness Of an adoring public. 1t needless
exertion.
There are awful stories from the Far Southwest.
where Colonel Roosevelt is drilling his mounted
hordes OF Indians, cowboys. bad men, Mormons,
puglsts and escaped convlcts. and preparing to eat
Mexico Washington knows OF it--indeed. backs the
enterprise, which is Mr.. Bryans particular pet
Now while we repose implicit confidence In this
report and shall say "Tee-hee when Mexico goes
down the Colones throat alive. strangely
interested in another that arrived the
same day. Buffalo BIZ has retired.
Here in 'Lippincotts" Mr.. c. HiltonTurvey has a
jolly one about the housekeeper and the mkman
What makes you so late with the milk these
mornings" the housekeeper asked.
We'll you see. num-" said the clever fellow, the
Pure Food Law don't allow us more than twenty
five million bacteria TO the gallon an you wouldn't
believe how long II takes the little divvils
A capital excuse, this-for milkman-but In
psychological circles they manage easily. In fifteen
minutes a bacterioogist will glance up from his
microscope and say. confidently: Excellent milk,
sir! I find only 25l, 493,S 57 bacteria to the cubic
centimetre"
We had often wondered how this triumph was &C
complished, so looked into it. To our surprise we
learned that the counting was done automatically
merely by employing that simple and very ancient
device. the turnstile.
How science advances and always by recourse to
the obvious. Even twisted neck can now be cured.
Take that case at Bellevue Day before yesterday
poor weeping woman was brought In with her
neck so twisted that her tears ran down her back.
Thanks to happy recourse to the obvious, the
physicians gave her prompt relief How? BY treat
ing her for backteara II L. Il.