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still narrow at the foot, but usually
have some fullness, variously arrangeu'
at the top--that IS, there may De 10"
gathers distributed along. the sides ohis
or across the back and front or strulls
uniformly around the top. and there Is
usually a break III the folds at the Knee
line or ankles. caused by raising or low
ering the material where it is attscheu
to the waistband. Generally TINS MARKS
the extent OF attempts at draping. ;
Today's sketch shows a SUIT that rs
In tn. Wedgwood blue velours de laine.
and has for trimming band cuffs and
a rolling collar of gray fox fur.
The cutaway jacket is extremely smart,
fitting smoothly In front and piouslnS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15
The New Coat Collar.

Revers seem to have vanished. One
rarely sees them on the really smart
coat. The fronts fasten to the collar
bone or when left open, they are finish
ed with buttonholes and buttons a.
though they were intended to be fastend
This new collar, which takes the place
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15
FASHIONS AND FAOS.

Some Of the new hats have bows Of
Eheerest white linen.
rhe smartest gowns are characterized
L. bright color.
With costumes Of white serge, apple
green vests are worn.
eManv long sleeves ara seen rsualiy
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15

from Il single breadth OF wide ma erial
and form the upper part Of some OF the
smart one-piece gowns.
French lingerie is lessening i'll fullness,
but il is finer than ever.
Canary-colored vests of linen or silk
are worn with suits of blue cloth.
Light blue and pink malines will prob
ably be used again to touch up the black
or white low-necked gown and 70 fill up
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15
New Cotton
Crepe, l5c Yd.

Great value this. be-
cause Cotton Crepe al
ways sells 1T 1Sc Il I'D.
Choice OF the plain
colorS. al we'll as
bright and attractive
floral and oriental de-
signs.
1t is IS inches wide,
and the price very spe-
cial 1T 15c. I'd. You
should have some to
make u dressing Sacque
or kinlono.
Main Floor-Sth Street
AnneX-Wash Goods.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15

This is an excellent season to unearth
herlooms in the way of fine needlework
iichus and deep-pointed collarettes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15

preferred, and coming out from the XII
mono like tile sleeve of the seamless
bodice.
The neckwear this season will be more
important than ever.
Some OF the most dressy frills are
sparkling with rhinestones
A single rose Of brilliant color is used
as a clasp to a scarf sash.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15

Swift & COmpany's Sale Of Fresh Beef
IN Washington for week ending Sat,
Sept. Is. averaged 11.33c lb-Advertise-
ment.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15

Shades OF vivid pink, varying from rose
du Barry and Nell rose to old rose, are
to be fayorites for evening dress.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15

Ruchings of black net form an attrac-
tive trimming for lingerie frocks and
also outline the edges OF fiounces.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15

Flowered frocks In dainty Dresden COL
orlngS or blossoms are to be very much
worn for autumn evenings or dances.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15

The richness OF the fabric is very i'm.
portant, for never have more expensive
silks and satins and brocades been seen
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15

A very attractive blouse for morning is
of black crepe de chine. with a deep vest
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-15
80c Embroidered
Flannels. Goo Yd.

The best value ii
Elannels TO be found
anywhere.
Embroidered w h { 9
Flannels, hemstitched
or scalloped in the most
attractive Of the new
designs, and TO be sold
tomorrow at 6sc q I'D.
They are So inches wide.
Main Floor-Sth Street
.AnneX-FlannelS.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

Box Social to Be
Given on Dec. IL
The song class of the Methodist
church will entertain Friday. Dec /.
II at p. NJ, the doings being a
Box Social
Program
/. Surprise
Women will find out who buys
their boxes, while the men discover
the owners of the boxes they bought.
2. Eatables
Just Legends
8. Games
Come and See
4. Odds and Ends
Did you say you had an engage
ment for that evening Oh, forget it.
Did we understand you to say you
were a stranger? Be not afraid, but
come and get acquainted.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

If you fail to get your paper tele-
phone this Office and we will do our
best to see that your paper is deliv-
cred promptly and in good shape.
The Telegram's carrier boys are striv-
ing to give the very best possible SER
vice, but in case they do not deliver
your paper, the only way the matter
can be remedied is to send in your
complaint to the office. The man
agement cannot personally see to the
delivery of every paper, and the only
way we can perfect our service is for
our patrons to let us know when they
do not receive the paper.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

|n9ry thief seldom takes the
Ito coDt his optics over a
hd aelsct the man who looks
ia before he taps his lard
Lakeland has everything,
Nlaim1 this distinction. Last
hftsr sizing up everybody
known person finally select
B. Haynes as a very
|le sbecimen of a we'll fed
ke md entered his home,
fGf sampling a fair-sized
d the best of his ability, de-
(or parts unknown, but not
leaving the dishes he had
the back porch. He only
something good to eat, and
|ayed excellent judgment in
|ticn
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

this city have received
death of Mrs. Moberly,
red recently in Chicago.
rly spent last January
Ky in Lakeland. She died
| the lungs.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

18A Esther Circle opened
this afternoon in the
bJ Hiding in the room va
|byslS American State Bank,
|aye tery creditable display
|cy and other useful ar
SsS Astmas gifts. The Ba-
I'll 1y be open this after
End &N6ning and again tomor-
|nd the ladies cordially invite
|noa t6 call on them and see
Fhe5 nave. Refreshments of
\ kln0s will be served and
En6 home made candy will be
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03
Mrs. Clayton Honoree at
Lovely Reception in Gainesville

Lovely Reception in Gainesville
d What will be remembered as on
of the most delightful social affair.
of the season was the reception or
last Saturday afternoon at which
the ladies Of Gainesville were given
an opportunity Of meeing Mrs. c..
M. Clayton, the charming and &C.
complished guest of Mrs. A. B..
Hartsfield.
The handsome home OF the host
ess in East Gainesville was a bower
of loveliness, its usual attractive
ness being further enhanced by a
generous use of beautiful ferns and
vines. which served as a background
for the rich coloring of the immense
yellow and white chrysanthemums
imported from Atlanta for the oc-
casion, and used in profusion
throughout the entire lower floor.
Soft light shed from many prettily
yellow-shaded candles added much
to the beauty of the scene.
The guests were welcomed in the
reception hall by Mrs. Sydney Rob-
ertson and Mrs. S. T. Dell, and at
the very door received their first
vivid impression Of the warm hospi-
tality and gracious informality
which pervaded every room, and
which was charmingly displayed by
the hostess, her lovely guest, and
two Of Gainesville's most attractive
young matrons, Mrs. G.. E. Pyle
and Mrs. Frank hartsfield, who as.
sisted them in receiving their call
ers. The combined grace. beauty
and delightful manner of these four
handsomely gowned young matrons
as they dispensed their hospitality,
made picture long to be remem-
bered.
The callers were ushered into the
library BY Mrs. frankie Dell, who,
n her vivacious manner, made each
'ne feel at home and added much
% the informal good will of theI
afternoon. Mrs. j. H. Alison
'leasingly entertained them here
md invited each to the, beautiful
lunch table. The color scheme of
'ellow and white was carried, out
lere, both within and without. the
oWl, and the delicious nectar
erved by Miss Belva Floyd and Miss
florence Bunger.
Mrs. Fl. F. Colbert then invited
ne guests into the dining room,
here the handsome table was beau
lful in lace. cut glass and silver, an ,
immense centerpiece of chrysanthe-
lums, and tulle draped with artis-
&c effect from the vine-covered
handelier to- the four corners and
ne whole beautifully lighted by !,
andes shaded in yellow. The tea
rms were presided over by Mrs. :,
2. R. Thomas and Mrs. j. G.. Nc
raw, while Mrs. E. l.. Watson
I'D Miss Laurie Baird, assisted by
iss Maurine Gracy and Miss Edith
arrison, served the delightful ac-
ssories to the tea, date sand !,
iches, sugar waters, mints and =
lted almonds. Mrs. Hughes and q
rs. w. H. Davis mingled among r
e guests in the dining room and
ade each one continue to expert cl
ce that charming hospitality evi- 1:
need throughout the afternoon.
ore than $50 ladies called during
e afternoon, and each felt amply
warded for having braved the dis
reeable weather and added by her th
esence to the charm of this sue th
sSful social event t.-GAinesville
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03
Ye First Half

AZ - ~ OV 44Oxx
!. Two Part Piano Piece.
Winona Van Tassel Webb and
Hope Peterman
2. Quitting Party.
Phoebe Ann Rogers and Ye Big
Chorus
8. Song.
Timotheous Fletcher
4. Recitation.
Tryphania Tirza Steitz
o. Our House Is Haunted.
Ye Big Chorus
6. Four Part Tune.
Male Quartette
z. Song-An Old Romance.
Clorianna Sophia Madden
g., Piano Piece.
Caratine Comfort Pillans
8. Silver Threads Among the Gold
Sparkle Melinda McRae and
Hosia Daniel McRae tCous-
in to Sparkle).
Ye Second Half
10. The Minuet.
Euphias Fleming
II. Cousin Jehadiah.
Prof. Jedadiah Angel
and Ye Big Chorus
l2. Song-Close Your Eyes, Lena.
Alpheus Williamson
Is. Piece-Played on the Fiddle.
Madge Mahitabel Baggett
H.. The Old Gray Bonnet.
Helen Selma AlfieM
and Ye Big Chorus
Is. Recitation.
Harriet Evangeline Tuggle
6. Two Part Tune.
Glorianna Sophia Madden and
Phineas Ichabod Hines
Z. Two Part Piece on Piano.
Startemoff Fletcher and Betsy
Ann Holcomb
8. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03
FRIENDSHIP

Just hand to hold to,
When the way is drear;
Just a voice to whisper,
Courage. courage, DEAR"
Just a sigh for signing,
Just a tear for tear.
Just a face to shine in
Sorrows silent room;
Just blessed presence
In the hour of gloom;
Just a wreath of roses
For joys lonely tomb.
Just a word at sailing,
Just a clinging hand;
Just a parting whisper,
Il can understand.
just a face still watching
From the fading strand.
Just a prayer that follows
When the grim skies frown;
Just signal rocket
On the midnight thrown;
Just heart to lean on
When the ship goes down.
Will Allen Dromgoole.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

|re0 Qorty of Auburndale peo-
n 6 IN last evening to att
"A Elks' Minstrels, a large
n &s8the credit for which is
Pir toWnsman, Mr.. Chas. H.
Thcee in the party were
n Mre. o. A. Dunson, Miss
punson. Mrs. 2 Kaszer, Miss
faszer Mr.. and Mrs. Chas.
Col G. T. Deathridge, Mr..
M. Vim. j. Nolan, Mr..
FcLatn Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer
&r. and Mrs. Earl G. May,
4 Mn Harry Cline, Mr.. H.
lrs, pr. Slattery, Mr.. Ralph
MI rad Thomas, Prof.
he. NH. J. H. McLain.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03
ATTENTION, ODD FELLOWS!

All members of the subordinate
Lodge are requested to be present
at the hall next Friday night, as
business of Importance will come
before the lodge.
ct j. q. REYNOLDS, Sec.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03
OLD TIME CONCERT WILL
Be A GREAT Event

+ : = !: i = j:
Ye Big Chorus
19. The Spinster Poet.
Jerusha Ann Beebe
20. Four Part Tune.
Ye Big Chorus
Ye Male Quartette
21. Auld Lang Syne.
Ye Big Chorus
YE WOMEN SINGERS
Treble
Gloriana Sophia Madden.
Sparkle Melinda McRae.
Ann Abigail Cason.
Hepsie Southard.
Philena Winona Clayton.
Urusella Grower.
Temperance higgins.
Polly Malissa Frizelle.
Hope Steinmeyer.
Jessette Experience jenkins.
Phoebe Ann Rogers.
Philena Submit Biewier.
Dame Roxena Norvell. -'
Hannah Katharine Angel.
Dorcas Bassett.
Penelope Trammell.
Lucia Lucinda Trammell (sister Of
Penelope).
Helen Selma Alfeld.
Second Treble
Tryphona Tirza White.
Goodwife Grower.
Winona Van Tassel Webb.
Hope Peterman.
Deborah Southard.
Prudence Clough.
Betsy Ann Holcomb.
Mehitabel Terrell
Josephine Maria 'Streater.
Samantha Grower.
Triphosa White, sister to Tryphona.
Tirza).
Hester Ann Wheeler.
YE MEN SINGERS
Tenor
Alpheus Williamson.
Eliphalit Clayton.
Ezekiel Drane.
1chabod Hines.
Aaron Holworthy.
Job Malachi Washburn.
Joseph Addison Chunn.
Theodore Amos Piner.
rimotheous Fletcher.
4ezekiah Moore.
samuel jeremiah Sullivan.
ezra Leviticus Thorp.
Bass
'rof. Jedadiah Angel.
.ebelon Norvell.
Abijah Philander Haufpower.
loah Webster Groover.
loses Elihue Holcomb.
O'Steen. / I
Iosia Daniel McRae.
IRA Jonathan Smith.
Ioah Terrell.
[atthew Johnson.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

Il Mnoard, who has been the
n \ 6 mother, Mrs. J. D.
IA Az the Thanksgiving holi-
Iet t1xn4d to Bunndell Institute,
A. Monday, where he is
"A student. Friends of
NM with pleasure that he
N NE progress in his stu
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

Farrow and wife, of
M, reached Lakeland
ed will spend the winter
home On North Tennes-
much to the delight Of
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03
||aSONAL1
] .''.''':39 ~
Ese Of Fire
4 5000

q. Owens and children
I'd from a pleasant stay
M ays at Umatilla, where
Az k6e guests of relatives.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03
AUDITORIUM
ATTRACTIONS COMINGI

Tomorrow
SLEEPING BEAUTY
Warmers Great 3Reel Feature, Don't
Let the Children Miss This
Friday
METHODIST CHURCH ENTER
TAINMENT
Saturday
THE TREASURE OF DEVILS VALE
Warmers 3-Reel Feature
All Next Week
MILTON, DELMAR & LAWRENCE
Musical Comedy Players
Week Dec. 15--
sTARN's STOCK CO.. 2s PEOPLE
Dec. 30
SHEPHERD OF THE HILLS
Jan. p
BOUGHT AND PAID FOR
ooHURN's MNsrRELs
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

the lakeland Manufac-
place of business this
b.. M. G. Willard
= 6A on a pile of boards,
ankle quite painfully,
vas not seriously hurt.
70 note.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

Ye Old Tyne Concert, which is to
take place at the Auditorium Friday
night. should, and no doubt will, be
witnessed by large audience. he
following details of the affair will be
read with interest, the program be-
ing as follows:
Under the direction of Mistress
Euphias Fleming, assisted by Eunice
Alfredo Bass.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

n. Bye will come by We tyne
OF We own clockes as We Auditorium
theater has no bell to be runge.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-12-03

Tymist
Atrbeater Startemoff Fletcher
N. B.-General and Ladye Wash
ington have consented to grace our
merrie making with their gracious
presence.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1913-12-05
TEST MAKES SURE OF DEATh
Injection Of Fluoresein Will Tell Absc
Iuteiy Whether Any Life Remains
In Body.

A remarkable new method of test
ing absolutely whether a person il
really dead and thus avoiding the pos
sibility Of premature burial, just al
nounced by Doctor Icard, of Marseil
les, has been received with great il
terest by his Co. ,.sdes in Paris.
Doctor Icards system depends OF
the question whether the blood is still
in circulation or re-, and consists of /;
;ubcutaneons injection of small
quantity of fuoresein, which is quit,
harmless, but one cf the most violent
coloring matters Anown
If there be the slightest motion OF
he blood the fluOresein, carried arounu
the body, staines 1t a vivid colder
yellow, while the eyes become a deel
amerald green. If, on the other hand
here is no movement Of the blood The
:oloring matter is not dispersed, ane
produces no effect. Half an hour i:
stated to be enough to make this test
The laity, while duly impressed b.
this neat method. are asking whether
persons who are alive and undergo
the dyeing process, and who later re
cover, will lose the golden yellow tin
and the green eyes. which, as Doc
tor Icard describes them, ARE trans
formed into superb emeralds, set like
jewels in their sockets
It may be added, however. thai
tluoresein is one of the most tranSi
tory dyes known
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1913-12-05
OLD HEROES CHARM NO MORE
Deerfoot Thaddeus ct Warsaw and
Others Seem to Be Forgotten by
the Youth of Today,

A group of American schoolboys
visiting England were taken to Rug
by to gather impressions. The Eng
fish masters. fearful that the boys,
instead of using their eyes, would
carry away just the impression they
had brought-an impression. of
course, left by reading tom Browns
School Days"-made eager Inquiries.
which brought to light the fact that
not one of the hundred boys had ever
read the schoolboy classic Nor was
that the worst. Few of the English
boys attending the school had read
the book, either. A recent investi-
Gation in an American city revealed
the astounding fact that the charm
of Deadwood Dick and other rugged
western types begins to pail on Young
America decidedly early.
1t would Acarcely surprise one to
hear that Deerfoot no longer casts
his potent spell. that Thaddeus of
Warsaw Is unknown, that the brisk
and selfrelis Mt heroes of Alger. Or
tic and Henty are no longer brisk
enough, and that Tom Sawyer him
self Is out of date. What do the
youngsters read nowadays? Have
they become addicted to treatises on
population. exposures of graft, ar.
ticles on scientific management, ar.
guments for the suffrage and pro-
posals to let the people rule? 1t may
be that the cradles and the nurseries
OF the present are sheltering brains
so eager and active that the best
thing we grownups can do is to rele-
gate ourselves promptly to the shelf
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1913-12-05
GLORIOUS RIOTS in DUBLIN
London Newspaper Thus Describes
Popular EbuIlitions In ireIand's
Ancient Capital.

One of the jolliest Dublin riots OF re-
cent years celebrated the relief OF
Ladysmith. Dublin was pro-Boer, but
Trinity college was On the side of the
government. From their stronghold
on College Green the Trinity boys"
descended in their fury upon the town.
It was glorious half hour. Dublin
was spelling for a fight. But the ar
rival upon the scene Of the royal Irish
constabulary brought about change
in the disposition of forces. The con.
tending armies joined In a vigorous
and effective onslaught against the
common enemy. For every Irishman
whether he labels himself Unionist
or Nationalist-is at heart a rebel.
There was a Dublin riot which
broke out on the mere rumor of a
scheme for the union of Ireland with
England. The mob ON December 3.
17a9, descended upon the houses OF
parliament and testified to their scorn
of politicians by seating upon the
throne decrepit cid woman, in whose
mouth they placed pipe and invited
her to smoke. In the house of com
mons they proposed to make bonfire
of the journals, but were diverted by a
more enticing PROPOSAL to hang Rigby
the newly appointed master of the
rolls On the grim revolutionaries sal
lied, the necessary gallows ready, to
seize their lawyer. Rigby, however,
had scented mischief, and had ''pru
IDENTIFY gone into the country. Lon
don Chronicle.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1913-12-05
TO TELL CONDITION OF Moon
Rule Is Simple, the Chief Idea to
Keep in Mind Being the Con-
trariness of the Planet.


Few people cal tell at glance
whether the moon is waxing or wan.
ing. Here is whimsical rule to re-
member by. 1t is very simple to
those who know Latin and is not diff.
fcult for those who do not. Tie arst
thing is to notice whether the neon
is like d or C-that is, whet Ter
the full semi-circular curve is on The
right or the left. If the moon slows
a D that naturally stands fer els.
credit, 1T wanes."
But then comes in the great prin.
ciple Luna semper fallasc (the moon
is always deceitfuD. ard enc has to
understand the opposite of what the
moon says, so that moon which
shows D is a waxing moon, HE a
waning moon is like "a c.
Those who have no Latin VIII 70
doubt look to see whether the moon
says it is decreasing, in which case
they will understand that it is wax
ing, while waning moon will Geny
that it is decreasing,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1913-12-05
"Nonx Ompax.n

Thomas Jefferson Hogg, the humor
ist, once proved beyond a doubt tina
an old fragment of classic jargon still
preserved certain magical power tt
soften the savage breast.
One day, as he walked near Covent
Garden. an Irish laborer fancied Hogs
had pushed him, and turned upon the
young Oxonian, who was alone, with
angry abuse. A number of bystanders
quickly gathered to see what promised
to be row.
Hogg turned upon the Irishman. 81
have put my hand into the hamper"
he began. with calm severity; Il have
looked upon the sacred barley; l have
eaten out of the drum; l have drunk,
md was well pleased; have said
Konx ompax, and it Is finished"
'Ilave you, sir?" said the Irishman,
thoroughly mystified and appeased.
A woman in the crowd said, Now,
PatsTwhat have you had?" Others
called out, What Is it Paddy has
had?" Hogg turned solemnly away.
and left the bewildered Irishman to
get out of his scrape as best he could
Youths Companion.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1913-12-05
KEEPING THE BOYS STRAIGHT
Father Recognized Force of Appeal
to Manliness, and II Has
Worked Well.

Several gray-haired business men
were recently chatting over their
cigars
This talk about mother and the
boys is all very we'll" said one. But
father comes in strong, too. My
father devoted one minute a day to
us boys that did more at that age to
keep US straight than all the little
mothers admonitions. She was a
sweet unworldly little person and we
adored her and reverenced her teach
ings. However, she never could think
of us as anything but her little boys.
and as we grew taller and more
worldly we acquired the usual boyish
sense of exalted Importance and
might have been led to secretly pat.
ronize her strict goodness as little
old-fashioned, except for father.
Father saw the force of appealing
to us as man to man, long before
there was much man in US, I guess
Every night at dinner, l can see him
yet, after the blessing, with his carv-
ing knife and fork poised over the
roast, pause and look US straight in
the eyes.
Well, boys, how goes the world2'
"And you better believe the thought
of that moment steadied US often dur.
Ing the day. We had to keep pretty
straight to be able to return that
clear look and answer:
go. K, Dad"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1913-12-05
EASILY FOUND A LOoPHOLE
Once More Corporation Lawyer Made
Himself Entitled to Admira-
tion Of Mankind.

They were swapping tariff yarns
you know Simonpure Spring wa
ter-that Canadian water" a drum.
mer said.
Sure, sure, Nike" they chorused.
well, just before the Dingley tar
III bill passed. bunch of Boston boys
bought the Simonpure spring. They
thought to get rich by importing the
water under the new tariff law.
"But Dingley, bless his heart
Dingley put a duty of Is cents a gal
lon on spring water and the Boston
boys were In pretty fix"
What did they do? What did they
do, Ell?
why, they sought out a corpora
ton lawyer, of course, as you or Td
have DONE"
Lawyer they said, we want q
break the law
"The corporation lawyer though
hard. Then he winked.
freeze your water" he said. Tn
port 1t in cakes and bottle it on tn; !;
side of the border. There amt Il
duty on ice'
aren't these corporation lawyer
wonders? The scheme worked am
It's still working. Simonpure sprin.
water is drunk all over the Unto,
today and on every gallon of il
thanks to that corporation lawyer
the government is robbed of rs cents.