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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-18
THE REA COUNTRY
CLUB GROWING
MEMBERSHIP OF THE NEW REA
COUNTRY CLUB Is GROWING
RAPlDLY-LIST WILL NOW BE
LIMITED 49, EVERYTHING PRO.
CROSSING.

The Rea Country club Is a growing
concern and the Misses Rea have
every reason to be encouraged over
the success they have met in the city
within recent weeks, over the anvass
for membership.
The membership in the new club. has
already grown to such an extent that
the Misses Rea. ave been compelled
10 limit the list SO that everyone who
does belong can be provided with ac-
~commodations. 800.
Everything is progressing rapidly
and on such a scale tina by spring the
work on the course may be started in
orWer to open the club to it's members
by June 1. which is now the object of
the promoters.
The response with which these
young women nave met in the CITY
shows the eagerness for such a. club
In Fargo. Many are now anxiouslv
waiting an opportunity to sign the an
pl1cat1ons which have been placed in
circulation.
The Rea Country club is going to
be n of the most complete of it's
Kind In the northwest. Ii will have a
river landing, SO that parties may go
by BOAT as we'll as automobile by way
OF Darling drive. The course Is to be
one of the best in this section as it
Will be laid out under the supervision
or an eastern golf course expert whose
services have been secured by the
Misses Rea.
Corsets' underwear. hosiety, and ev-
erythjng IN me garment line at
Rl2HKS AT nnn1J1oFp r~s-1- 5
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-18
We Buy Scrap Iron

Carload lots d speciality. Corre-
given prompt attention.
Fargo Iron s. Metal Co. Fargo. N. D.
-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-18
WITH RUMELEY co.

Miss Margaret Morrow, who has
been taking a course in shorthand at,
Aaker's Business college, has accept
cd a. position with the RumeleN
Products Co., adding another A. B. G.
student with this company. We have
vet to meet the first person who rel
GREETED taking a business course, but
there are thousands who do regret not
having One-AdVt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-18
Apples! Apples!

Special bargains on apples. If you
want to put in your supply of good
winter apples come at once to N. p.
tracks On Fourth street crossing and
get them at 81 per basket. There are
only 200 bushels for sale. Delivered
free in both cities. Phone 5s6.--Adyt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-18
Wanted 10 Buy.

Mems worn garments. Phone 1915,
Eargpe--A.dyt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-18

Corsets, underwear, hosiety, anGh ev-
erytnlng IN the garment line at
Blacks at popular prices.-Advt,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-18
With Big 8 sroRE.

Manager Sullivan of the big Boston
Department. store, of Mandan asked
Dakota Business college for a capable
bookkeeper, and Miss Emma SoWden
was sent to the position. Watch it for,
yourself and you will see that the best
people in all lines are hiring D. B. c..
help-good advertising.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-18
Cause Of Insomnia.

The most common aus of insom-
MIA is disorders of the stomach and
constipation. Chamberlain's Tablets
correct these disorders and enable
you to sleep. For sale by all dealers.
-Adyt,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
ROOMS AND BOARD

ROOM and board in private fam
FOR SALE-7 undamaged sleeps
and IL new meals each week. APP
ply Hotel Kismet. 929 So. 2 ut.
hOOMS with or without board
Mrs. Crow. as 30. E. Main e1sA
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
CLEANING AND DYE wORKs

LUCKEY's DYE WORKS, 7ss st.
Helens. Gents suit, sfirt or Jacket
cleaned and pressed Soc up. Quick
guaranteed. Main 7161.
=. A. DONALDSON. ali 9Th st. 20
years experience. Tel Main 1880.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

FOR SALE-Launch, 20 IT.; fully
equipped; Al running order. APP
ply No, 8 Fire Station.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
WANTED TO BORROW

VALLEY FARMER desires to get
s year loan at 1910 for SO 500.
The farm is appraised at $4,000
and is one of the. best in Puyallup.
We make a speciality of loaning
money for investors; we furnish alb
stracts and guarantee all titles; We
collect the Interest free and look
after fire Insurance and taxes dur
ing the entire life e., q the mortgage;
208 Equitable Building.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
FOUND

>>~~~~~~>|~>~es>~~srs>--
FOUND - Pocketbook containing
money order made payable to A.
p. Book; some change and green
trading stamps. Owner can have
same by calling at Times office
and paying for this ad.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

TEN-RoOM rooming house, $3.50 If
taken at once. All new furniture;
party going East; must be sold by
the 21st. Main 6668.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE, ON EASY TERMS OR
CASH
Two beautiful lots in Glendale addi-
ton. We closed out our business
IN Tacoma several months ago and
Iof this reason will make good
proposition to some one looking for
a SNAP" Address +. L. Heidrich
&c Co., Inc, Station NJ, Seattle, Wash.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

PAVEMENT sored mares and
horses. Seven head left, weigh
ing up to 1900 lbs, which must be
sold this week at best cash offer.
Old Hygeia Barn, 26th and Jeffer-
son ave.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

FOR SALE-First-class COW with
heifer. calf two months old. 1116
So. r st.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
FOR SALE
MISCELLANEOUS

FORD roadster, frst-class condi-
tion. Tacoma Taxi Co., sos Pa
cific ave. Phone Main ITO.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
FOR SALE
MISCELLANEOUS

HARD OF HEARING?
We sell appliances for those who
find 1t difficult to hear
IN CHURCH OR THEATER
and we sell them under an absolute
guarantee of satisfaction.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
EXCHANGE
AGENTS WANTED

WANTED-House to house can
vassers for household article.
Easy seller. 315 So. 9th ct.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
PERSONAL

MARRY--Many rich, congenial and
anxious for companions. interest
Ing. Particulars and photos free.
The Messenger, Jacksonville. Fla
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

5, 6 and Z PER CENT
On improved real estate or for
building. Money advanced a. build
ing progressea
L. r. Manning q Co. Equitable Biz
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

z 90 MORTGAGE FOR
SALE on a new S-room home
in best part of North End,
on asphalt street, close in.
House has full cement base
ment furnace, oak floors,
great fireplace of granite,
and every late feature,
Amount $500, years at Z
per cent. No agents. Box
999, City.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27
WOOTEN Will
REPORT NEXT WEEK

Not until next week viii M bor w.
P. Wooten, department eeincer,
make his report to the chIetof en-
gineers on the ACCESSIBILITY oftnakins
an extended survey of tie fopose.i
Kalihi harbor. channel. TO fate he
mas received a number CT dmmuni-
cations relative to cutting thdcllannel
that will connect Honolulu Ind Ka-
lihi harbors, greatly enlaffng the
harbor facilities Of the pdt. The
chamber of commerce, merchants as
ISOLATION and the board 4 harhor
commissioners have all passed reso-
lutions re-endorsing the pro3ct for a
preliminary survey, and representa-
tive business and shipping mn of the
city are hoping. for Favorable report
from the army engineer.
Should Major Wooten's hpcrt be
against the expenditure CT funds for
making a detailed survey ne will
make his action known to bose who
have communicated with IS officer,
in order that they may tale further
steps in the matter, this procedure
being according to reguldions. If,
however, his report is faJra0ie, its
context will not be knownhere until
action is taken on 1t.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27
GET A. TEN CENT
BOX OF CAEARETS
Insures you for months agInst a Sick
Headache, BiliOusness, qnstipatiOn
or Bad StUmah.

Put aside = just once I the Salts,
Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or purga-
tive waters which merry force a
passageway through the bowels, but
do not thoroughly cleate, freshen
and purify these drainagfor aliment-
airy organs, and have noEffect what-
ever upon the liver and fomach.
Keep your inside orgaS pure and
fresh with Cascarets, Ehich thor
oughly cleanse the stohch, remove
the undigested, sour an fermenting
food and foul gases, tab the excess
bile from the liver andearry out of
the system all the condpated waste
matter and poisons in be intestines
and bowels.
A Cascaret tonight III make you
feel great by morning They work
while you sleep-neve1gripe, sicken
and cost only 10 cent a box from
your druggist. Millio1 of men and
women take a Cascarehow and then
and never have a Healche, Bilious
ness, coated tongue, digestion, Sour
Stomach or Constipatelbowels. Cas-
carets belong in ev% household.
Children just love to Ike them.-ad-
yertisement.-
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27
PROPOSAL FOR HOT MIXER


Sealed proposals will be received
at the office of the City and County
Clerk, Mcintyre building, Honolulu,
until 7:30 p. m. of Tuesday, June IL,
1S1S,. for one (1) Smith Hot" Mixer
No. IL. as per catalogue in said of
flee.
Tenuers to be marked Proposals
for Smith Hot Mixer"
Bidders must, state time of delivery,
and must submit with his proposal a
certified check for the sum of five
go per cent of the amount bid,
payable to the City and County
Clerk.
The Board of Supervisors reserves
the right to- reject any or all tenders.
d. KALAUOKALANI, JR.,
City and County Clerk.
5553-May %, %, "a, &c, %. %, 20,
81, June 2, 3.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27
LEGAL NOTICE.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT, FIRST
Circuit, Territory of Hawaii. In Pro-
bate-At Chambers, No. 4421. In the
matter of the estate of francesca De-
niz, late of Honolulu, deceased.
On Reading and Filing the petition
and accounts of w. w. Chamberlain
and Ben Deniz, executors under the
will and of the estate of francesca
Deniz, deceased, wherein petitioners
ask to be allowed $652.30 and charged
with 100000, and ask that the same
be examined and approved. and that
final order be made Of distribution
of the remaining property to the per-
sons thereto entitled and discharging
petitioner and sureties from all fur
Their responsibility herein:
1t is ordered, that Monday, the 18th
day of June, A. d. 1913, at 9 o'clock
a. M, before the judge presiding at
chambers of said court at his court
room in the Judiciary building, in
Honolulu, County of Honolulu, be and
the same hereby is appointed the time
and place for hearing said petition
and accounts, and that all persons in
terested may then and there appear
and show cause, if any they have, why
the same should not be granted.
BY the Court:
.(Seal) A. K. AONA. &
Dated the 9Th day of May. 1913.
SMITH, WARREN & HEMENWAY,
Attorneys for petitioner.
5539-May 6, Is, 20, %.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27
BY AUTHORITY
RULE XVIII.

Rule and Regulation OF the Board OF
Commissioners Of Agriculture and
Forestry Concerning the Control of
Fungus Diseases on Pineapples.
The Board OF Commissioners of Ag-
ricnlture and Forestry Of the Terri
tory of Hawaii hereby makes the fol-
lowing rule and regulation for the
purpose OF preventing the spread OF
Ia fungus disease upon pmeapples
which has made its appearance upon
the Island of Kauai:
Section /. All persons and corpor-
atoms are hereby prohibited from
carrying. transporting or shipping
from the Island of Kauai to any other
Island in this Territory any pineapple
fruit, pineapple plant or pineapple
sucker.
Section g. No pineapple fruit, pine
apple plant or pineapple sucker ship
ped from any port of the Island of
Kauai to any other port in this Ter
fitory shall be allowed to be landed
Inspectors and other duly appointed
agents of the Board of Agriculture
and Forestry are hereby empowered
TO examine and inspect all freight,
baggage and belongings arriving at
any port of the Territory from the
Island of Kauai and to destroy any
and all pineapple fruits, plants or
suckers found among such freight,
baggage or belongings.
Section 3. Any person violating
the above rule shall be guilty OF a
misdemeanor and upon conviction
thereof shall be punished by a fine
not to exceed Five Hundred (S5O0.OO)
Dollars, as provided by Section 800 of
the Revised Laws as amended by Act
So of the Session Laws of 1905, and
Act 112 of the Session Laws or 1907.
Section 4. This rule shall take efs
feet upon its approval by the COVER
nor.
Approved:
(Signed) w. F. FREAR,
Governor of Hawaii
Honolulu, Territory of Hawaii, May
"a, 1913.
5556-3t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27
SEALED TENDERS

Sealed tenders will be received by
the Superintendent of Public Works
up until IL noon of Friday, June 6,
1885, for the. furnishing of rugs. car
pet and canopy for offices in the
Judiciary Building, Honolulu.
Plans, specifications and blank
forms for proposal are on file in the
office of the Superintendent of Public
Works, Capitol Building.
The Superintendent OF Public
Works reserves the right to reject
any or all tenders.
]. w. CALDWELL,
superintendent of Public Works.
Honolulu, May %. 1913. 5554-10t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

TREASURY DEPARTMENT. OFFICE

DEPARTMENT. OFFICE
or THE SUPERVISING ARCHI.
TECT. Washington. d. G.. May =. 1913.
SEALED PROPOSALS viii be re-
ceiyed in this office until o'clock
p. m. on the Goth day OF June. 1913.
and then opened. for the construction
complete eff latrine buildings. sewage
publication tanks. and connected
piping az quarantine station. Homo
iulu. Hawaii. in accordance with the
specification and the drawing. Draw
ing and specification may be obtained
from the custodian OF the station at
Honolulu. Hawaii. or at this office. at
the discretion of the Supervising
Architect. o. WENDEROTH. Super
vising Architect
1854 May %, "a. &c. ~. 2s. %.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

The Right Rev. BOSWELL Doane,
Bishop of Albany, dit at the Man
haitian Hotel, New Yot, after short
illness. He was bort in Boston in
1892.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

Bethel St, near Hotel.
PIC TusRE FRA MIN c
Also developing, printing and enlarg-
ing. Artists materials.
HONOLULU PICTURE FRAMING &
SUPPLY CO.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

until the vote is won.- Emmdine
Pankhurst."
This is the first message from Hrs.
Pankhurst since she was released
from Holloway jail. She Is recupirat-
ing at the home of DIR. Ethel Smyh in
Working.
Mrs. Pankhurst was Fearrestel to-
day at Working and ordered bak to
Holloway Jail.
1t was announced at the foreih Of
fee in. Paris today that the Ihlkan
peace conference, scheduled topegin
tomorrow, had been postponed until
prospects for peace appeared bIghter.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

1t is reported myorfa that Isa-
dora Duncan, the daier, is critically
i'll.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

SEALED PROPOSALS. endorsed
Proposals for Two Gunnars' Quar-
tiers. will be received at the Bureau
of Yards and Docks, Navy Depart
nent. Washington. ID. c.. until IL
O'Clock a. m, June %. 1918, and then
and there publicly opened. for two
gunners' quarters at the United
States Naval Magazine. Island of Kli-
ahua. Pearl Harbor, Hawaii Amount
available. Sf4,0oe. Plans and speci-
fications can he obtained on appiica-
ton to the Bureau or to the Com
mandant of the Naval Station. Ho-
rolulu. Hawaii. VIM. NJ. SMITH,
Acting Chief of Bureau, May 3, 1918.
5551-May 20, 81.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27
OVERNIGHT
FEDERAL
WIRELESS
To the ADVERTISER
Members q the Perto Riean ONO

Members of the Porto Riean Official
Economic Commission sent 10 WASH
ington by act Of the island legislature
TO protest against free sugar in tine
tariff bill, declare that il free sugar
becomes law the people of Porto Rico
desire TO separate politically from the
United States and become an indie
pendent republic
II the island be not allowed to sepa.
rate itself politically from the United
States. the Porto Ricans want to be
placed in the same economic position
as SantO Domingo and Hayti
Jose De Diego. speaker of the house
of delegates of Porto Rico and chair
man of the commission, says:
If free sugar becomes reality, as
last resort We ask that We be grant
ed authority to make our own custom
laws, to establish commercial alliances
with other nations and to seek, whar-
ever they may be obtained, the adyan-
tages that the United States cannot
give US.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

Reports that Mrs. Emmeline Pank-
hurst, at Working. had declared that
the Women's Political and Social
Union now planned to abandon mill
fancy. were fatty denied today by
Mrs. Pankhurst.
Responding to telegraphie inquiry,
Mrs. Pankhurst wired: 1T is abso-
lutely untrue. Militancy will, continue
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

SEALED PROPOSALS, endorsed
Proposals for Two Officers Quar-
ters," will be received. at the Bureau
of Yards and Docks, Navy Depart
ment, Washington, d. c., until IL
o'clock a. m, June %. 1913, and then
and there publicly opened, for two
officers quarters at the Naval Sta
ton, Pearl Harbor. Hawaii. Amount
available, $4,000 Plans and specifi-
cations can be obtained on applica-
ton to the Bureau or to the Com
mandant of the naval station named.
VIM. M. SMITH. Acting Chief OF Blu
reau, May G, 1913.
5551-May 90. 81.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

President Wilson to-day withdrew
the nomination of Joseph Davies to be
commissioner of corporations. because
he discovered that the president is I'M
authorized to make the appointment,
which is at the disposal of the secre,
tary of commerce.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

That municipal ownership of the
movies" prevented the showing OF a
film entitled 1.-The Japanese-American
War; at the Alhambra Theater, Seat
tie, last week becomes public today.
The actual censorship was exercised
by Mayor Cotterill- who ordered the
management of the theater not to
show the film under any clrcum-
stances.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-05-27

Out of doors for the first time since
his recent severe illness, Pope Plus
today drove in the Vatican gardens.
He appeared to be in excellent health.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
Practically a Daily at the Pic
of a Weekly.
No Other Newspaper in tn
World Gives So Much at So
Low a Price.

This IS ! time Of great events a.
you will want the news accurate'l
and promptly. The Democrats, 70
the first time in sixteen years, W
have the Presidency and they wi
have the Presidency and they wi
also control both branches Of Co,
gress. The political news is sure
be of the most absorbing interest.
There is great war in the o
World, and you may read of the -
Enetion Of the vast Turkish Empi
In Europe. just as few years az
you read how Spain lest her last foe
OF soil in America, after havin,
ruled the empire of half the N %
World.
Tue World long since establishe1
a record for impartislity, ard any
bodyscsr affords lis Thrice-s- Wee
edition, which comes every otae
day in the week, except Sunday. ]
will be Of particular value 10 20,
now. The Tnrice-a-Wsek World q
80 abounds in other strong feature,
serial stories. humor. markets, car
foons; in fact, everything that is
ne found in first class daily.
THETHRICE A-WEEK WORLD
regular subscription price is onl
MO per year, and this pays for Is
DaPocs. We offer this unequalet
newspecer and the HopkinsvilI
KentueKlsn together for one yea
for $2.65.
The regular subscription price O.
the two papers is $500.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
objectionable Sin.

Some misbul sinner took an
ruined of wild the collection hat las
meetin' day." said Brother Dickey'
"and | well knows dat eff dar was no
sich place ez hell. de good Lawd would
make one for dat sinner"
"was there much money in the
hat?"
mo, sub; day waren't so much ez a
brass button in it"
Then why are you so mad about
81"
~Hit wus my hat" he said.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
Good at Addition.

Sammy was not prone to overexer-
ton in the classroom; therefore, his
mother was both surprised and de
lighted when he came home one noon
with the announcement, Il got 100
this morning"
That's lovely, Sammy" exclaimed
his proud mother. What was it inY
Fifty in reading and fifty in 'rith-
metic," was Sammy's prompt reply
Lippincott's.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
,lss'A
S5(liil|I1''iIF|jI
|TD'
Zzn[LI}E,[l
Change Of Thought.

A sad-looking man went into a
chemists. Can you give me-" he
asked. something that will drive
from my mind the thought of sorrow
and bitter recollection"
Then the chemist nodded, and put
him up a little dose Of quinine and
NORWOOD and rhubarb and EPSON
salts and a dash of castor oil, and
gave it to him, and for six months
the man could think of nothing in
the world except new schemes for
getting the taste out of his mouth.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
She razed at him snnlfnllr.
CT Course Not.

Mother, when you married papa,
did you really love him."
"Of course did, my child. You
don't suppose that my love for your
father came after got to know his
bad habits?"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20

81 hope" said the terrier, deferen'
TALLY, that you are not mad"
mo" replied the collie; I'm not
mad. l am merely Indignant at this
custom of calling each summers sill
season the dog days."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
Literal DeserlotIon.

"Are those boys belligeFents?" ask.
ed the lady, as two urchins showed
signs of clinching.
Nom" replied a boy in the crowd
They're second grade kids"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
What, Never

Patience-The Persians are credited
with the original high heels. which
they constructed to keep their feet
from the burning sands.
Patrice-The Persian women nevey
get cold feet then, l imagine.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
RAISING Thinos.

Bill-This paper says that deep cult
walton with the aid Of dynamite is be-
ing tried experimentally on tea planta.
tons in India
Jill-Well, / should think they could
raise anything with dynamite
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
Safe Haven

Patience-Everybody seems to be
after the poor fly.
Patrice-Yes, there does not seem to
be any place the fly can go to avoid
detection.
Patience-Only in the currant cake
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-20
Fair Trial.

Success will come to any one who
perseveres."
Il don't know about THAT. I've been
married for ten years now, and my
husband hasn't liked anything I've hae
for dinner yet.
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Gentle Reminder

IF / had my way" said the asser-
tive man.
Yes, yes" said the sardonic friend,
but you speak too late. You're mar
ried now"