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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
old FOLKS FIND CROxONt RELIEVES
ALL KIDNEY AND BLADDER M|SERIfS

ICES and dissolves the poisonous
uric acid substances that lodge In
the Joints and muscles. causing
rheumatism; and makes the kid.
neys filter and sift out the poison
Gus waste matter from the blood
and drive It out Of the system
1t matters not how old you are
or how long you have suffered
Croxone is 80 prepared that II is
practically impossible to take II
without results. There rs nothing
else like IT, II starts to work i'm
mediately and more than a few
doses are seldom required to re-.
lieve even the most chronic, obsti.
nate case.
An original package costs but n
trifle and all druggists are author
lied to return the purchase price II
Croxone should fail In a single case.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
Bits
And Bites at En-

Tho "slssy" psrts Of the Amer.
can press are making much ~ their
own eablegrsms TO the effect that
foreign diplomatic circles are
asinunded and Americans abroad
humillatcd because of reports that
Bryan has begun filling engage.
meats with accomplishments very
similar 10 refined vaudeville "
It's too bad Sun. foreign dlplo.
matte circles might mind their own
business and the Inundated Amorl.
cans might come homo to spend
their Idle money.
Union decorators Of New York
decided not to strike.
That's one town that wouldn't
have TO send outside for strike
breaking painters.
N. Y. supreme court rules that an
occasional drink doesn't necessarily
iacapacitRto n man for business.
Certainly not. We've even seen
men getting drunk ne business
and I, was the only notable success
OF their lives.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
We Make Apology to Our Readers

w undoubed right keeping them posted high
society events but the rise
OF bacon and the tariffs possible effects upon the mporta
ton OF diamonds that entirely missed the following from
Cannes, France
miss Virginia MacVeagh, of New York and ST. Paul
sepdaugher of Frederick Ogden de Bier married last
week Marquis Agostno Ferrante Ruffano The witnesses
for the bridegroom Marquis Emmanuele Flosi and
Don Marine Filomarino Tomacell."
1t isn't often that item splendidy ganished with
Maques and dons gets by distressing realize
neither Ruffano, Fosi Tomacei gave any init
nation what be pulled off We simply had
suspicion that cuckoo OF girl who could be from both
New York and ST. Paul had gone cunning for marquis in
Southern France 1t eprehensb rcmssness and be-
speak for ourselves the pardon Of the reader.
Happiness old between the sole Of
foot and the hesd-BaIzso.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26

A railway ,raInmen's official has
figured out that one railroad etn.
ployc Is killed every seven hours
and Is minutes. And this doesn't
take into account the dining car
walters that one wants 10 XIII.
mo. Not the same one.
Our idea Of rag,ime mathematics
can . found in this headline from
the indianapolis Star;
Indians Split Even at Kansas
City. Winning a Majority OF the
Series"
Hotel music, says . Berlin pro-
fsssor. IN n plague Maybe-but
think OF the hotel food
A Syndicate lsss.
GIRts--Iiorn 10 Messrs. and Mes
danes Charles v. Cardwcll. a7t
Hamlet st-Columbus (oD State
Journal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
Drives Rheumatic Pains Away,
Few Doses Relieve Backache
and Bladder Disorders.

Sleep disturbing bladder weak
nesses, backache, rheumatism. and
the many other kindred ailments
which 80 commonly come with de
olining years. need no longer be a
source Of dread and misery TO
those who are past the middle age
Of life
Croxone relieves all such dlsor-
ders because II reaches the very
cause Of the trouble. II soaks right
into the kidneys. through the walls
and Innings; cleans out the little
filtering glands and cells, and gives
their work properly. 1t neutral
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
Our Precise Artist

Do you get much fun out Of your
That's just exactly where get
IT,"
A Rockland, Me-, minister defends
the X.ray skirt. Many man will
thank him.
A man sometimes does not know
who his friends are TIL no finds he
hasn't any.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
VERY TOUGH

A restaurant keeper and n
dentist In certain street who
are next door neighbors have
fallen out. and II Is rather hard
on the former that the latter
should have n glaring announce
ment In his window To the Of.
feet:
Teeth sharpened TO tackle
tough steaks. Fun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26

THE SUPERIOR FOLKS
by Ber,on Braley

By Bcft0h
Let's get together and tell ourselves
How superiine We arc.
Let's perch way up our lofty shelves
And gaze on life from afar;
Let's look with scorn on the common herd
Who toll al useful job.
Let's speak Of art as a magic word
And at the busy mob"
Let's speak OF faith as an outworn thing,
OF love as a creed that's dead.
AZ everything simple and plain well fling
a barb with poisoned head
Let's Jest at honor and sneer at law
And ehortle at truth as rot,
Till people murmur I'VE never saw
Such a libcra-mnded lot"
And while We jabbcr and sneer and smrk
And our words OF wisdom fall
The world will trudgc 20 its daily work
And never will care At ALL
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26

NE law for the rich and for the did not exist 1900
l Tho foundation all awmaking
- middle OF that the code
Of the first king Among 2s2 appears
III bring a man.
the river he
his house II he
Of his house. They promoting litigation
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26

BRAlNERD. MINI. Sept. 26.-
The Minnesota Federation OF Won.
ems clubs has adopted resolutions
against the killing OF song birds 20
trim hats and deprecating split
Bkirta.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
A CIALlST

officer" said the New York
citizen, there's burglar In
my house"
II amt got nothing 10 do with
burglars" responded tho police
man. I'm on the traffic squad"
Chicago Journal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
HONki HONki

MY dear sir" said the spe-
cialist. after careful cxamiua.
ton, what you need IL plenty
OF exercise. In case like
yours there is nothing better
than the automobile. II will"
But. doctor" interrupted the
patient, with a hopeless gesture,
Il can't afford onel"
Didn't tell you to-" snapped
the specialist II meant dodge
'em. N. Y. World
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE STAR

Deadly gIngerly opened BY polio. ., g.
contained cheese sandwiches segmss
apple pic
Alas venerable dcaclous
ohio Burbank has evolved odoreas 'n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26

Young Georgia woman says that
n girl should not marry a man un.
less she can love him and wash
hls dishes at tho same time. She's
been married. twice. too.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
THIS CHICKEN CITES.

MACON. Ga. Sept IA ,
! mad" chicken. the frat ever ,
seen or heard Of In Macon. g,
was killed by Policeman T r. &,
; Boland. after the towel had I
savagely attacked his i0.year. Z,
old boy. II developed that the I
hen was bitten a week before q,
! by q rabid dog.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26

Old friends may be beat, but that
doesn't prevent fellow from max
Ing young ones.
The chip on the shoulder 10 the
advance agent OF tho knocked.off
block.
A common every day oyster lays
iG 900 900 eggs annually. II every
egg matured. in five oyster genera.
lions there would be no room on
this earth for anything save
oysters
But, cheer up. youll find In the
stew only the usual three with one
OF those cute little red crabs. per.
haps.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26

He who strikes while the Iron 10
hot doesn't always succeed in max
ing warm friends.
The most dreadful historical mis-
take that has been made IN many
a day We gee In q st. Louis paper.
which speaks OF Mr.. Dlggs getting
Martha Washington into trouble. II
Is not so.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
TOO SPEEDY

TOO SPEEDY 4
= Tho captains son stool on 4
4 tho bridge OF a schooner be- 4
= sid. his father. on windy =
= night. I, suddenly became =
4 necessary for tho captain To =
= 20 below. and he said 10 tho 4
. boy. whom he had been In 4
= structlng
Here. take tho wheel I'll 4
= be back soon. Steer by that
. star. and then you will be all 4
. right" 4
The boy began 20 steer. and 4
= eoon got her out OF her course.
. Tho star appeared at the stern =
= instead OF the head. and. with 4
= a feeling Of pride. he shouted
. TO the captain
Come and find me another 4
= star. I've passed that onel"-
= Fun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26

One stdent grasshopper In the
noble by-msyor osynor
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-09-26
rTp INFI.AMMATORY
DAILY HEALTHOGRAM |

enter through one OF FoN''" F
but the usual place gets In is In the onaus
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
RAMBLE FRS HOPEFUL
 OF BEATING RIBBONS

It is reported that the Ramblers have assigned Fat Hafale to the task of guarding George Smith in the big contest between the Blue Ribbon and Rambler basketball lives at Colonial hall tomorrow night. Hafa1e is an aggressive player and knows every angle of the game It is expected that he will bother Smith and prevent the Blue Ribbon star from caging his usual seven goals.
 The Ramblers are in great condi- ton and are confident of trimming the Ribbons. who have offered $25 to any local team which beats them. The Stratford boys base their confidence Dn the poor showing the Ribbons made against the Knickerbockers last week but the Ribbons have been working hard since and expect to spring a sur prise There will be a preliminary be- tween the State Trade school and the Cranberry Five of Norwalk. The main game will start at 8:S0. After the game Speidel's orchestra will furnish music for dancing. The lineup: Blue Ribbons. Ramblers
 Left Forward.
 Right Forward. BeardSley Blamey
 Center.
 Sm1th Hafe1e
 Left Guard.
 Snyder Heig
 Right Guard.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
WALTHOUR THROWN DURING BAD SPILL
 IN SIX DAY RAGE

New York, Dec. S.-The r teams which started at midnight last night in the Fist annual six day bicycle race at Madison Square Garden were still intact at the end of the 9th hour and up to last years record notwithstand- ing that an accident occurred during the fifth hour.
 Three men, WaIthour of Georgia AppIehouse of Germany, and Carman of New York. were thrown to the track in a bad spill on the Madison avenue turn. Carnan was picked up uncon- scious and it developed he sustained a strain of the shoulder. While still SI1f- fering from shock he insisted upon re- suming the race and was back on his wheel within an hour. The other two men were slightly injured and re- mounted their wheeIs. The score board at o'clock showed that 1ss miles and laps had been covered, equaling the record made by Wa1thour and Cameron last year, The teams were punched with Corry leading.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
COLLEGE BASKETBALL
 STARTS JANUARY g


 The opening gun in the battle for the intercollegiate basketball cham pionship will be fired on January g. when Cornell and Columbia meet at Columbia's court and Dartmouth faces Yale at NewHaven. Yale, after an absence of several seasons. has re-en- tered the league, and bids fair to be represented by a powerful team. Here tofore, the basketball season opened early in December, but so many of the players also represented their colleges on the gridiron that it was decided to postpone the opening until after the Christmas holidays.
 Ralph Morgan, secretary of the In tercoIlegfate Basketball League, has been in communication with Dr. L. J. Cooke, secretary Of the Western Con- ference. and there is some possibility of the champions of the East and West meeting in a post-season series to settle the championship of the coun- try.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
HARVARD WILLING
 TO PLAY CHICAGO
Crimson May Take On Western Eleven At Stadium Next
 Season

Cambridge, Mass. Dec. s-Neither confirmation nor denial could ~lbe ob- tained yesterday from Harvard off ctals regarding a report that negotia- t1ons were under Way for a football game with Chicago University J. w. Harley, graduate manager of athletics, and G. F. Plympton, undergraduate manager, declined to discuss the mat ter. "We can say nothing about it, was the only comment either man would make.
 Among some of the followers of the Crimson athletes who had heard that Chicago had approached Harvard re- gard1ng game. it was heard suggest ed that such a, contest might meet the approval of critics who thought liar yards schedule this year too easy. Before meeting Princeton, these critics pointed out the Crimson line had no hard test, and as a result of weak nesses disclosed in that game there was a, radical shake-up, involving much extra work and worry For coaches and players before the Yale game.
 In view of agitation in certain quar- ters against lengthendng the football season, the belief was expressed that if Chicago were taken on, one at, least Of Harvard's opponents of last season would be dropped from the schedule.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
WARNER DENIES HE
 ROASTED DARTM0U I'll

Hanover, N. H., Dec. 9-Glenn War ner, coach of the Carlisle Indians: has denied the widely published statement attributed to him that the Brown football team was superior to that of Dartmouth.
 In 8 letter received by Captain elect Whitney of Dartmouth Warner said:
 ''In a bunch of clippings which have just received this morning I no tice that I am quoted by some over enthusiastic Brown supporters as say ing that Brown put up a better game against the Indians than Dartmouth did. I wish to assure you and all Dartmouth men that I never made any such comparison, and that who ever wrote the story simply faked it.
 ''Wewere not the same team by 2 large margin when we played Brown that we were when we met Dartmouth and while Brown put up a good game against us, all the Indian players (and ID are agreed that the Dartmouth team was the strongest the Indians met.
 Carlisle was simply in perfect form that day, and the Indians played much better than they did in any other game You are at liberty to use nay statement in any way you see ft.''
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
PRINCETON TO TRY
 NEW FOOTBALL POLICY

Princeton, N. J., Dec. s-A change of football policy if not a change of sys- tenn was promised to Princeton for next year. Saturday afternoon, at a meeting of the graduate football coaching committee, which was called to discuss coaches and plans for next year.
 In spite of the severe criticisms ad- vanced against the system as it has prevailed at Princeton for years. the committee decided it inadvisab1e to abolish the advisory committee, but promised to assure the appointment of coaches who could at least agree and would teach more open work.
 The resignations of Roscoe P. Mo Clave, '03, head coach for the past season, and Phillip L.. King, '9S, were accepted. The terms of both men expired.
 The three other members of the ad- .Visory committee, Knowlton L.. Ames, '09 Donald G. Herring, '07, and Bar clay H. Farr, '12, were reelected and the possible men to fill khe two cancies were discussed, but the elec- ton was deferred to a later date.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08

serving term of five years in office.
 The meeting of the National League tomorrow will see the election Of Gov ernoP John K. Tener, of Pennsylvan mia as president of the league for a four year term, according to the general ex- pression of opinion by the club owners. Governor Tener has already been in- formed that he is the choice of the club owners and he has accepted their proposition that he act as the league head in the nominal capacity of hon orary president until his terms as gov ernor expires a year hence. Governor Tener is expected here tomorrow and upon formal election as the National League president he will automatically become a member of the National Baseball Commission and go into con- ference with President Ban Johnson, of the American League, and Chairn an August Hermann concerning the af- fairs Of the commission.
 MT. Hermann, in speaking of tomor- row's meeting, said: Governor Tener will be elected on the first ballot and I think he will make a valuable official for the National League.
 we expect that David FuItz, the president of the Players Fraternity, will appear before the National League meeting and we will receive him the Players Representatives
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
N0TRE DAME HAS
 WONDERFUL RECORD

Notre Dame, Ind, Dec s-Notre Dame university proved one of the football surprises of the year Un- heraIded and almost unknown, the doughty Hoosiers trimmed West Point and Pennsylvania State in the east, walloped South Dakota, one of the strongest teams in the west and tri- umphed over Texas, the hope of. the south, by a 29 to score. The west erners have not been defeated this season. Through the careful coaching g of Jesse Harper and the skill and speed of her backs and ends, Notre Dame has developed the open game to the highest pont of efficiency.
 At West Point Dorias begged 14 suc- cessful forward passes out of IT tries for a total gain of 240 yards. The east gasped at the speed and daring play wondered as Notre Dame chalked 35 points, the highest score ever regis tered on the soldiers field.
 Three places on the A11-American team were awarded to Notre Dame by Walter EckersalI, the western foot quarterback. Eichenlaub full and Rockne left end. Notre Dame with three men led the list. Chicago and Michigan trailing with two each and other schools with one apiece bring ing up the rear.
 When Notre Dame downed West Point she proved her right to national distinction. Colgate was beaten by West Point 7 to 6. Colgate and liar yard seem pretty evenly matched when one looks at their showings against Yale, for the Crimson gained 15 to victory over Old Eli, while Colgate trounced the Blue 16 to 6. No ire Dome's 35 to 13 victory over the Army then, shows that the Gold and Blue sizes up pretty well with the Crimson.
 Dorais was recognized as one of the best Quarterbacks in America. Few could equal him in manipulating the forward pass. Notre Dame presented a weIl-ba1anced team and was. equally strong in all departments of the game.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
DARTMOUTH MAY
 PLAY YALE TEAM
Eli Eleven Wants Stronger Op- pOnentS On Next Years
 Schedule

In thsRsearch for college teams to put on the Yale schedule for next sea- son in place of Lehigh, which did not exhibit this year sufficient play ing strength for the Ellis, and Holy Cross, the authorities have hit on the consideration of Dartmouth, Syracuse and the University of Chicago.
 Dartmouth has not had a place on the Yale schedule since Pa" Corbin's team showed the mountaineers how the game should be played some 25 years ago. Moreover, Harvard has blacklisted the Green and the Han overians are only waiting for a chance to show their powers against one of the ''big three." It is thought certain that such a contest could fill the new Yale "BowP' to it's capacity.
 No game was arranged on the 1913 schedule with Syracuse for the req son that the Syracusans declined to play at Yale field unless the Ellis con sented to return the compliment and play on their grounds the following year, 1914. Now, however, it is being considered to give the New Workers a chance to re-enter the ranks of Yale opponents.
 Much is being said about an East West championship between Yale and the University of Chicago, Stagg's team This game would i'll the Yale Bowl much desired event, in view of the present financial embarrassment of the Yale Athletic association in raising the $300,0 00O which the compIet- ed arena and stands will cost.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
DEMAND $2O,OOO
 FOR JOE TINKER
Cincinnati Management Says Former Manager Is Worth
 That Much In Players

August Hermann of Cipcinnati. the chairman of the National Commission. was the first of the baseball men to arrive yesterday for the annual Ma tional League conclave which win be- gin at the Waldorf-Astoria, New York. tomorrow. MT. Hermann last night held a long conference with President William F. Baker of the Phfllies and President Ebbets of Brooklyn on league affairs.
 MT. Hermann had something to say about the affairs of the Cincinnati club. He is willing to let Tinker go to another club, but he wants $zO,OOO worth of players for him MT. Herr mann said last night:
 The Cincinnati club has not yet decided about what action ik will take in the Tinker case. Five major league club are after the shortStop- The club regrets the condition of affairs which brought about Tinker's withdrawal. but the club felt that 1t had certain perogatives which it was necessary to maintain. We are in no hurry to let Tinker go and will not do so until we make a deal which is satiSfaetory Co us. Tinker will not play in Cincin- nati, that is certain. We consider him worth at least $2O,O00 in the basSball much in money and players to obtain him from Chicago last year. We shall probably make a trade of players for Tinker rather than look for a cash consideration, as we are in need of some good players.
 Tt is not likeiy that Tinker's sue cessor will be Announced at once. but we have several men under cong4dera,- ton. I turned d@fTvh the offer from the Philadelphia club of Knabe and Doolan for Tinker and Hednfe Groh. because we do not want to lose Grohs whom believe is a more valuable player 6lan Enab@@
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-08
TO-DAY IN PUGmIsTTO ANEALs.

1s94-"Gentleman George Da;Wgou knocked out Doc O'Connell in 2Oth round at San Francisco. Dawson, the clever and game Australian welter- weight, after whipping the best men in the Antipodes, came to San Frau- cisco in 1894, and dn his first American bout, staged by the California A. C.. he knocked out Billy Gallagher in the 42nd chapter. Later he put away Danny Needhaun, and was then matched with O'Connel1. a clever box CT hailine from Boston, The Aus tralian won s3,0OO by whipping the Bean City man, and was then match ed with Tommy Ryan for a bout in New Orleans. Ryan failed to show ups declaring he was i'll. 'Gentleman George was not only a great boxer himself, but he taught Bob F'itzEinl- mons nearly everything that that hu- ished glove artist knew about the game.
 19o5-Stanlet KetcheI knocked out Kid Herrick in 7th round at Buttle.
 19O5-Johnny Cou1on knocked out Bob Prosser in 2nd round at Chicago-