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Little Falls herald., 1913-11-21
CREDITORS GET ANOTHER DIVI-
s sr DEND ;# 't5

Following an order issued by Judge
Roeser of st. Cloud the creditors Of the
defunct Royalton StaSe bank have been
mailed checks for n per cent. diivi-
dcnd by Receiver G.. Rosenmeier Of
Royalton. This makes a total Of 60
per cent. that the creditors Of tie Roy
alton bank have recovered. Another
dividend is expected to be declared be-
fore the business Of the defunct lastitu-
tion is closed H
The creditors Of the Bowlus bank
have recovered % per cent. The hast
payment to the creditors Of this bank
will be made soon, and will amount to
about u per cent, bringing the total
amount recovered up to IS per cent.
The evening world., 1913-09-13

whereas. N" claims that was not the
bet. and was not mentioned In the bet,
20 he must win,
HARRY GAFFEYEN.
b wins. II the letter began my dear
Jack" II did not begin My dear John"
Christmas.
No tbs Editor Il T1p Evspina World,
says that Christmas Is q holy day.
says II 10 holiday. Please let us
know u you can cali Christmas or
Sunday . holiday Or holy day.
Christmas 10 both . holy day and q
holiday. Sunday 10 . holy day.
Answer 20 .. q.
To the Editor Of The Everina World:
In answer TO the query signed q. a.
Of SEPT 10 would say that the woman
mentioned was Lots wife, Gen. 1876
Her name Is not given In the Bible.
SHE died by being turned Into salt. She
was not buried, being turned into a
pillar. as described in the bible. Her
BODY DID not decay. as salt In not cor
ruptible. Her winding sheet, being salt,
II used on every table In the land. All
Of which We read In the Bible and the
warning herewith. This. ! think. covers
al the points OF the qusry.s
LAvENlA r. HALL (Ags III,
student Of unien Course 4 Baptist
etsis SaAeeI
The evening world., 1913-09-13

- ONE. o disconsolate victims OF the
I high cost OF living. como and get
= glimpse Of the beautiful arc
Of promise. the near end Of which 10
or was at the annual meeting Of the
Indiana Horticultural Society. held At
Csntsrvtlls on Thursday! Il was there
that In ell the addresses and discus.
slens Of the day the speakers we're
Agreed that Indiana might become one
Of the greatest apple producing States
In the Union;" that while the averass
annual crop 10 now less than two mai.
Hon bushels. the normal production can
easily be increased to three million
bushe!s-and then some.
But. soft! What interest can the ulti.
mate consumer possibly have In "A great
pnoduction Of apples? queries the Indian.
spolis News. We're he 70 read I'm the
always reliable market reports that In
dians would produce this year or next
year ten million bushels OF the finest
ffuit that Pomona and her pomoIogists
ever looked upon. what could Il profit
him! The commission man and his myr.
midons would continue grudginKly "a
serve him with the same snarled, rusty.
shriveled little arples At 70 to " cent?
peck.
Ours In indeed the punish ment Of Tan.
taius. that NEUROLOGICAL sufferer Of Old
Tantslus. q son OF Zeus. who up 20 his
chin In water with apples bobblnx at h,s
very nose could never get q bite of the
nut And very fond OF apples, too. wa,
that particular son Of Zeus.
The evening world., 1913-09-13
- %&g$Sy6lp5 Q~

speak to me! Look at me! DO YOU
want check?" Here she turned to Mr..
Jarr. He always gets cheerful again
give him q check. but II breaks his
heart 10 think my money can never be
In his name because there's SO many
judgments against him"
Mrw. Jarr. with nostrils dilated and
arms folded. regarded Mr.. Blodger with
dlsgust. and Mrs. Biodger. who had
been the once forceful Mrs. Cackel-
berry. with pity.
'"rhe Secret Society Of Splendid and
Sagacious Snakes are kissing and rat
thing through the land! Their motto 10
Don't Tread on Me- and they are
united to fsht SQuaw Rule. whether II
be In the guise Of Votes for Women or
! Carlow for Husbands" declared Mr..
, Biodger. "Aii over the land the Society
OF Splendid Snakes are fghting for hus-
bands rights! Hiss and rattle. broth
ers! Hiss and rattle."
! Here ne choked with emotion. and Mr.
Jarr suspicioned that Gus had not only
given the gentleman from Philadelphia
! more sarsaparilla than he could stand
! but had also hocussed II with ginger
ale.
The evening world., 1913-09-13
Fits From Sharp Wits.

Roosevelt isn't God" declared will
lam Allen white TO a Denver audience,
What strange new Progressive doctrine
IL this being launched among the noun
tSins?-Kansas City Journal.
All hail 10 that Chicago commissioner
Who said; let the people kiss all they
want to-" May many others line up In
this battle for one OF the worlds
greatest and cheapest joys
Scientist says that eating onlons tends
10 make the hair curly. Possibly SO,
but we know that they always make
the nose curl up.--Milwaukee Sentinel.
Let II he hoped that the back tax ras-
salty has been buried too deep for
resurrection. - Knoxville Journa. and
Tribune.
Jurging from Julian HawthorRe's at
tempt. free poet labor has little to feal
from prison made goods.
The point Of View OF persons VII,
travel through the air upside down I
~ = b rolled uooa.-Celumbla otAea
The evening world., 1913-09-13

- xCDL4IoR CA ~ msds from any
o. Ill kinds Of weeds. Aooosdins
: the popular netsa. Il % Q
Sseeese q weed waste. but th,s 70 not
vesally the case But tAs forest sse.
veeA Whtoh has been sxpsrimsntins 70
observer uses Ter aAianthvs. somstimss
eooWa ~ paradiss tree or tree Of
Aea~sn. ands that Il probably win not
0Ahs good excelsior. There are great
euAntitiss OF ailanthus In the East. and
ESPECIALLY In the Ohio and Mississippi
Valleys. where II has been naturahsed
eson specimens introduced from China.
ea0l II 10 now more abundant than
oeos Of the native species. says the
tn1ianapolis News. Its wood has been
aoeo In small quantities for boxes and
ogatss. but no other use has been 70.
poeeed. The Indiana State Board OF
Uorestry and the forest service CO
o0esated In obtaining n small consiEn.
0oat for an excelsior factory. where II
Was found that ailanthus does moi
Week up into good excelsior because
~ product was not sprinGy and thu
Strands tended TO break and crumbl,
unler pressure, This may have beer
Aus In some MEASURE to the fact tina
~ wood had been kiln dried. and fur
~ experiments will be undertaken Z,
\see whether air dried material. after ,
II months seasoning. will be NOR
satisfactory.
The evening world., 1913-09-13
Letters From the PEOPLE

Peoples Siagtag Glasses.
- - Editor d Tfs Evening World,
where can secure information In
ve0sd 10 the Peoples Singing Glasses?
3. !. L.
~ the Institute o: Musical Art. 10
Clalswont avenue. Phone. Morningside
30 Editor q TIE Eysui'S Word
"a" bets "B" that DR.. Osler said that
vibea Q man becomes forty or over he
sa0At 70 be chio' ofo-med. and p" says
u. Osler said fifty years or sixty years.
- y not sure which. but did not say
eesty years. T. H. ID.
u. Osler's words are: II did not say
thst men at sixty should be chloro-
eUssnsd. ] did say that the telling
vsgk OF the world has been done and Is
bslng done by men unSer forty. and !
eeatsd that 1t would be for the general
0eed II men at sixty were relieved from
AAeivs work"
- ~ Ed!.ss Of T'~ E'sriG World;
bets that Ger an letter begins
NY dear John" and "B" bets II does
~ The iaitr tesgn with My dear
~" % who wins the bet! Il might
y vsu - state that ~" b,simsd JoAn
- ths'sassTss jed. ~ ~ vias;
The evening world., 1913-09-13
Matrinony Cheap Beside Aiimony.

Divorce Q
tity-and readymoney these You and live
a solid live
Matrimony cheap. beside aimony"
the Rib getting Of
bad with husband 70 b
skirt Widow pushing
giving marriage be getting almost
admitted cheeruy
Rib bitterly
unpopular making
will be giving wedding certificates like trading
Of tea"
oh WE'LL suggested consongy perhaps
mamon there
difficult Perhaps
divorce
amony for the rich"
believe PUNISHMENT" surmised The
Mere Man. and they
It right here earth!"
The evening world., 1913-09-13
The Optimist's View.
THE strong tendency Of the busin.

.fiE strong tendency or the business
world liz toward making things
4 better and more comfortable for
the toiiing masses. OF course. all can
not be atished and some vill do better
than others. There are inequalities In
human life as there are In human ma
ture. One man will be tall and another
short: one woman handsome and an
other ugly, II Is a wise dispensat!on
that provides for differences and inc
qualities. for It would be tame world
" all were alike In stature. tempera-
ment and accumulated possessions
We are not perfect people, says Les.
lies Those who clamor for perfection
are sometimes themselves the furthest
from It. But. on the whole. It 10 a good
world. The masses OF men and women.
high and low. rich and poor, are honest
and mean to be right. Criminals are
the exception and not the rule. The
churches stili outnumber the 1sils and
millions stili reApect the Sabbath and
Yield obedience to the Ten Command
0satA
The evening world., 1913-09-13

GGYARR. old boy. what are you
afraid Of your win for" asked
j MT. Blodyer. glassy-eyed with
all the sarsapariila that Gus. the de-
mon saloonkecper. had vended TO him.
This remark was inspired by Mrs.
Jars attitude. which was one OF
naughty hostility. upon their return.
MY squaw went up stage on me for
little while. too" he went on. but now
I make her jump through this'"
And Mr.. Blodger held up an unsteady
right hand and bent the thumb and
torehnser. which were OF sausage shape
and size. IN the similitude OF n c'rclet.
~ was the only son Of widowed
mother. and ! spent her money and she
didn't dare say word" continued
Bl0dger, And now I'm the only hus-
bahd OF win that was n widow with
money, and I'll spend hers' And Mr..
Blod@er closed his eyes and leaned back
on the sofa and roared a tender frag-
ment from that appealing ballad. The
Curse OF q Broken Heart"
"You made me phaf ! am to-day:
hope you're satisfied
You dra1oed me- doicn aud dOton unit
me sOul ,otthin me died"
"Oh. Bernard. nv dearest. don't say
so!" cried Mrs. Blodyer. bursting into
tears. He is so sensitive so tender.
she added to Mrs. Jarr. "Oh. bernard
The evening world., 1913-09-13
Mr.. Jarr Sits Very Idly By
While Dinkston Handles Blodger

OF late had many people sitting up and
listening. Mr.. Blodser sat UP and lis
tened, too.
Let's be going. Annie" he whined.
Don't let that guy In. please!"
But MIR. Omission. his usual affable
sef, was In.
Don't let him strike me. Annie!"
cried the shrinking Blodger. II am UNI
armed" And rising up he jumped be.
hind his wife and peeked apprehens!ve-
~ from behind her.
MIR. Omission reached over that as
founded lady's shoulder and. murmur-
Ing most politely TO her. EXCUSE me.
my dear lady he se!zed Mr.. Blodger
by the nose. with that infiamed organ
between the slender but evidently
strong first and second finger of his
right hand. drew him to the door. while
he roared like a great calf. and deftly
kicked him downstairs.
efficiency. eficiency" said Mr.. Dink-
ston. returning busting his fingers.
Hes married to poor cousin Of mine.
and whenever I meet him I kick him."
"Marrled?" cried the former Mrs.
Cackelberry. The wretch" And she
rushed out. Look from the Windows"
she shouted as she descended the stairs.
Look from the window and see a
squaw on the warpath! King Snake Is
he? I'll King Snake him"
"And now" said Mr.. Dinkston. ~
wish to say that this Ia no, wholly a
social call. ! am here on business. As
head Of the newly created Bureau OF
4
The evening world., 1913-09-13
By Eugene Geav.

g Go, THE New York Evening WofIdI.
I touched on flowers IN Jersey lanes.
Where life In more than IA span,
And OF baby faces at window panes-
Il dunno" said the Subway Man.
talked Of smiles and sorrows and tearo
In the news Of n passing day.
But his thoughts were sunk In the a.
sent years
With never a welcome ray.
A dame stepped in. meath great elS
hat.
Who fiourishcd a dainty fan,
Then ventured. What do you thiak
Of that"
~ dunno" said the subway Man.
The evening world., 1913-09-13
The Subway Man.

Copyright. 1918. by Tie Pres Publish
= TOILAED down deep meath the pass
ing show
4 And the city's loud fanfare.
Lights. somehow. cleaned In the dark
below
And gave It q ghostly air.
lie stood In the vestibule, all bsdight.
As only q trainman can.
"'T!s Summer" said. In poetic night.
II dunno" said the subway Man.
spoke Of things that perhaps weren't
10,
mentioned the game OF life,
Referred to the distance he had to 80
And all OF this daily strife.
The evening world., 1913-09-13
No Room for Cream.

SIAHY DEAR" said the young husband, ~
N you speak ~ the wiixmsn sbout ~
being cream on the mnk"
Yes, ] told him about II thu morning ~ u
explained Il satisfactorily. ! taiuk II y cute Q
credit to him. too"
"What did he say"
HE said that he always filled the jug - "a
that there !, no room on the toy for the cysunS
Farm and Home.
The evening world., 1913-09-13
How to Be Careful.

THE Judge Of Te,S county wsd also cse1kSr
OF the town bsnt. says the Bsltinos, n,
One day stranger presented . chsck oor
payment, and Ills evidence Of identncstsoo vsa
not satisfactory
why, Judge" sad the man. I've known -,
to ssntsnee men to prison FIR Ne on no bsssss
evidence than this"
That MAY be true, replied the judas. "S~,
vha v cssss 10 handing out cold cash ~ hs,s
= = OlGA0 0Asp1n.w
The evening world., 1913-09-13

the Kindergarten age and as
.
IN
abused because her mother
a to the WISDOM OF
In when
cir has beenw won to SCOT she q
the
immediate
probable Ills
mother
lis the
who would
tims her IN OF The
MOTHER. TRUEsT NOTE
The evening world., 1913-09-13

them EVERY girl that may happen TO come " '"'
theatre is a question for the authorities to deeide'
But that there are pitfalls especially In the cites
should be within the knowledge of every young woman
in all walks OF life Some OF being advocated
In the public schools. =.
However the great help in alternating the evils that
may befall our young women lies primarily win the
nar.pt ssnecialy the mother Tragic conditions have
resulted when IA mother does not INVITE and nave the
confidence OF her daughter. Miss Katherine bemeht
Davis whose studies this question are OF world lae
states SOC girls who have come to grief loo
had no mother father neither.
that tho great value OF advice Of z mother
The evening world., 1913-09-13
The Days Good Stories

whom here reprcsent-I misht ~ tas ~
miserable and unfortunate man."
Just then the Judge leaned forward and ~
in . soft. encouraging manner;
You may psocssd. sir 80 far the Court b
with YOU"
The evening world., 1913-09-13
TIE EVENING WORLD.

RN LETTER commencing the effort this newspaper is making
force the railway companies remedy their scrrcehng
= brakes wheels Evening World reader writes:
heartily thank you for continuous struggles for
the comfort the people
The safety ard comfort of people who live right here New
Yoek The Evening World the things best worth
fighting Its along these lines have been subsan
ta. It is out for
The Evening World the newspaper which fought long
and eey graft exoron out the IaNcab Service
Il forced through Board Of sen and reluctant Aldermen taxab
ordinance which has become the law and which the Supreme Court
b. "a serious and weconsdeed attempt remedy the
abuses which had to such extent to make the application
q . remedy imperative"
The Evening World exposed the growing evils OF Moving Picture
Shows which carried of ALL the health and
morals Of children It relaxed its efforts until had compelled
Ne Aldermen pass honest ordinance providing inspection
md regulation Of these places which hundreds thousands
pend daily for their amusement.
The Evening World laid bare the gigantic Baseball Lottery
nde which ched thousands dollars from the poc
- Of those who could i'll afford 10 lose the money It gathesed
nce that caused the the biggest
10 whole gang scurrying to
The Evening World has conducted and is still conducting
3wde Baby Contest which has to marvellous degree stimulated
interest in healthy children and has made thousands of
. learn how best to for their babies.
The Evening World the newspaper to point out tho
Nd significance the wretched seeking behind the
Headlight Drama and to call the police
weep once and for all from the stage As result
ethe plays has been completely changed The withdrawn
aSating the verdict Of the Grand Jury.
The Evening World believes that return for the proofs Of
confidence and esteem which the people Of York have 40 gen.
susy Hvsn IT, them every fighting power can
PIT forth In their service.
The evening world., 1913-09-13

somebody suggesS hat Mrs. Pankhurst knew an the p,r.
deulars Of wh awaits her when she land In this country
maybe she wouldn't come Then maybe duty to tell her,
The evening world., 1913-09-13

coersAs Publishing York Evening waAo
she Tells WIN Dvoycp Is More Ptpuar Than MafStmoaD
I'D remarked the Rib absentmndedly dropping ~
Jumps Of in the Mere Mans tea that there are foyssvsa
perfectly getting married in this delightful ownr
Really" looked frightened And ONE
perfectly OUT Of ~" exclaimed with sigh
And Rib shaking sadly there sk
million bachelors and nine million spinsters numbering the and!
mo wonder returned the Mere Man without THE astonish
thing ANYBODY married"
what" The dropped he
when they make EASY confidence
planned the Mere Man. 1T naturally makes suspicious Of IT.
marry" appear
done something remarkably clever and noble and
WELL broke in the Mere Man soohng 1T Is clever Of the
and noble Of the isn't ~"
~ 10 30 Easy TO Oct Married."
,ro $1,000. ~.
That is-er"-sammered the Mere Man. "As
ing, It is married.
That's It's the certihcate!" finished the R
Anybody married but only the in heart and reputation
divorce"
softly you
the path matrimony the broad that the path
to divorce is the straight and narrow
mean interrupted the Rib hastily that the only question they ask
a
yone but when apply Of divorce Just LOOK the
you" the Rib
Yes agreed the Mere Man. "They what time
nights and how spend salary and whom take
luncheon and whether prefer blondes brunetes'-
And what maid thinks Of and how along with
cook added the Rib.
And you your whiskey straight
And brand ache what the shade
many youv pay
divorce
PRIVILEGE Of the ELECT they whether
And marriage presumably
It. But
funny the
absolutely
respecabiy exclaimed panvy They've had
APPROVAL old burglar peddler begsar
married"
The evening world., 1913-09-13
THE VOICE or MOTHEk.
lis Note Rings True.
By Sophie Irene Loeb.

by Tic Pe~Pu New YORK Evening "'"A
Department against WI
coheerheu'
ri II 70
The evening world., 1913-09-13

Sept H. sT American troops under Gen. Scott defeated the
Mexieans Chapupe and the following day marched into the
City Of Mexico.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-06

Wonder what upset your stomach
which portion OF the food did the dam
age-do you? Well, don't bother. If
your stomach Is in q revolt; If sour,
gassy and upset, and what you Just ate
has fermented into stubborn Jumps;
your head dizzy and aches; belch gas
es and acids and eructate undigested
food; breath foul, tongue coated-blst
take a little Diapepsin and In five min
utes you truly viii wonder what be-
came Of the Indigestion and distress.
Millions Of men and women today
krow that IL is needless to have bad
stomach. A little Diapepsin occasion
ally keeps this delicate organ reguiat-
ed and they eat their favorite foods
without fear.
If your stomach doesn't take care
of your liberal limit without rebellion;
If your food Is a damage instead Of a
help, remember the quickest, surest.
most harmless relief. is Pape's Dia-
pepsin which costs only fifty-cents for
q large case at drug stores. It's truly
vonderful--it digests s0pd and sets
things straight, SO gently and easily
that It is really astonishing. Please.
for your sake, don't go on and on with
s weak disordered stomach; It's so
Observation-Disclosures
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-06
SUMNER CLOSING
OF The HOUSE

II you are preparing to close your
house and go away for the summer,
there are a great many things for you
TO remember 1t would be well for you
to make a note of them before you
really begin the final preparations.
What you take with you depends a
great deal upon where you are going.
and the way in which you will spend
your summer. Ifyou are gong camp
Ing, of course, you will need cooking
utensils, bed linen, tablewear, but
would need If you were going to occu-
py a summer cottage at me seashore
or mountains.
Most housekeepers like to dispense
with as much responsibility as posi-
BILE, and for this reason they do not
take away with them anything of in
trinsic value.
at home, be sure that you take 1t to a
bank and leave it in a safe deposit
vault Handsome furs and very fine
pictures should be stored. ..
Be sure that all your windows lock
securely, not only as guard, but be-
cause If they do not, dust and rain are
sure to filter through. If. however.
there is window at the top of the
house which is In a protected position
it would be well to leave 1t open. pro-
vided shutters protect it from the
sight of passersby. The small amount
of fresh air which will generate will
keep the house from becoming stuffy
One of the main things to remember
is to have the water shut of before
you leave. Sometimes houses have
been injured by the leaking of faucet
which, if the house were occupied,
would never have done anv damage,
hut which in the course of the sum-
fner often runs off enough water to
overflow basins and tubs and soak cell
;ngs in the rooms below
It should be remembered. too, to
have the gas cut off, especially If you
are going to be gone for long time.
Families have often returned at the
end ofthe summer to find that a jet
had been left burning and in conse-
quence the, gas bill had been soaring.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-06

Beginning at 7:45 o'clock, there will
be an exciting game of basketball in
the games hall between two teams,
one led by Hans Fassoth and the other
by John Watt. At o'clock the girls
will take possession OF the floor and
two teams, the Buff and the Blue, or
ganized by Miss Marguerite Jones,
will play four innings OF indoor base
ball The hit of the evening should
be the indoor baseball game between
the faculty and alumni teams OF Puma
hou, the first captained by W. L. Bur-
dick and the second by George Water
house.
The stunts in the games hall will
finish at 8 o'clock, after which the
bowling alleys will be turned over to
the girls. To the girl bowling the
highes, score will be given five
pound box Of candy, while those re-
ceiving the next three highest will re-
ceive similar consultations. Kaafs
quintet will play in the lobby and the
games hall, and refreshments will be
on tap in the cafeteria. The bowling
alleys, billiard tables and other fea-
lures will be OPEN to the visitors,
Half-past seven o'clock is the time.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-06-06
WISDOM QUITS
SECRETARYSHIP
OF Y. NJ. c. A.

A. T. Wisdom, who for the pest two
years has been the successful man
ager of the social privileges of the
Young Mems Christian Association,
has resigned his position as social
secretary and will leave for Los An
geles July Is to look up opportuni-
ties in the automobile business.
Wisdom came to Honolulu IN 1911
after several years experience in as
sceiation work gained In Oakland and
Portland. His resignation was pre-
scented and accepted at a recent meet
ing of the board of directors of the
local organization. He has not only
managed successfully the social work
of the association from a business
standpoint but has been very popular
with the members of the association
and of the employed force. Every
man in town knows "Wiz' and to
know him is to like him.
F. II. Emmans, who is at present
business secretary of the association,
will be relieved OF his office duties
and will assume the management of
the cafeteria, at the same time re-
naming business manager. Just what
arrangements will be made for the
management of the bowling alleys
after the departure of Wisdom has
not yet been deterwined.