The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1913-09-04
ONE WITH FUZZY HAT
BY HORN.

6oAI c0hCO- IhClC ne COilt
again, Susiel Why, you know-th,
one with the fuzzy hat an the plat il
his overcoat. He sure has got his ey,
on youi Yestid'y when | come up t
the table to take his order instead O
you he was so upset he ordered rasp
berry sundae instead of his usua
chocolate soda. An ~raspberries oui
for monthsl Go on none Of us viii
interfere-you wait on him.
"Mebbe he's a millionaire. That
would be fine for Susie. Nobody can
act more like a lady than she can.
only she's got her hair too light. I'm
so glad mine is a nachurl blond. Lilly
see that old lady Just coming in? The
one who looks as though she was go
ing to die in a minute or two. and
bought her clothes in the remnant
basement? Well, 0 listen to me-
that's old Mrs. White-Jones, ard she
has a million relatives waiting to get
their hands on her bank account, and
she's tough as a nut. Travels oil over
the world alone at her age and never
loosens up a penny.
~"Y'ought-a seen her nephew in here
with her the other day. He helped
her out of the electric just as careful
as though he was afraid she might
%accidently sink through the pavement.
Auntie. DEAR says he, try a rifle
parfait with nuts-you'll like til
Young man. says she, 'piffe parfaits
are % cents a piece, and as long as
I'm paying the bill / guess you'll get
along on a ten cent drink Extrave
gance is the curse of the age.' and
then I'll bet she drove downtown and
bought a bushel of diamonds.
Two v'nilla sodas and one mint
lemonade? Yes'm. Nom; there amt
no strawberries now. Why, l don't
know-I expect they get tired growing
this time of year.
See that party in the blue suit and
feathers? She's mad because | can't
pick strawberries off the chandelier
for her. Tbet it hasn't been very long
that she had enough money to come
into a swell shop like this here one
is.
"Yes'm, you ordered chocolate. Beg
pardon you said so distinctly. didn't
hear you mention mint lemonade at
all. Well, OF course can change it
if you say so.
mo use trying to please that bunch,
ordering chocolate and then claiming
it was mint lemonadel Gee, this sort
of a job is fierce and wearin' on a
grill
Look there, quick! Just coming
in That's Daisy Duberry, and she
draws $500 a week for doing a half
hour stunt on the stagel Think of
it, She doesn't look so much, but
wish to goodness l knew where she
buys her complexion. Isn't it a
I'm crazy about that hat she's
got on, and I'm going to fix my hair
like hers before I'm a day older.
ooh, look at that Kitty nabbed
lerl 'Spose she thinks she'll get
tickets or something, an I've always
on Miss Duberry whenever
hes been in! I'm going to tell Kitty
What l think of heri Jealous thing
1ot that l care for the tip she al
Ways gives-it's just the principle of
he thingl
Think you're smart don't you, Kit?
II pay you back for jumping my Gus
is, too! Miss Duberry is
p%'rticular friend of mine, I'd have
know.
yes, sir; I was just on my way to
Tait on that farthest table, Nobody
ems to pay attention to the new Gus
omers unless it's me. Not that l
ant to name any names, bat there's
0 use expecting Kitty to wait on any
ne else, as long as Miss Da5erry is
/ here.
Guess thatll hold Kit for awhile.
he old mans cross, and he won't do
thing to her.
Two maple sundaes and two hot
locolates? Yes'm.
Get next to my parties in the cor
or, girls. They made their hats at
and they've got on rings enough
light the shop if they were hung
} high. What do you make Of that?
hey must be somebody. Nobody but
g guns can be SO contrarylike. The
hers don't dare.
What? Hot chocolate? Beg par
IN, ma'am, I'm vur-ry careful to
bu