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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

I'm tired Of the problem yarns. and
really wouldn't give a couple OF mis-
fit darns for all Of such books that
live For problems have I to burn
they're making my fat head gray; the
volume for which / yeam viii chivy
such things away. We fellows who
sweat and bleed and totter beneath
our yokes don't banker a bit 70 read
the problems Of other folks. We read
in the hope OF rest wo read to be en-
tertained. and don't give a tinkers
jest for people whose souls are strain
ed SO bring me rafting tome.
novel by Conan Doylel I'll read till
the COWS come home, and punish the
midnight oil
Oh, bring me a book. my dear, and
II you are truly wise you won't come
toddling here with sermon in thin
disguised I'm tired Of the helpful
books, with morals in them concealed
which dig in the dismal hooks and
roam in the slums afield I'm tired Of
the books that teach old lessons all
trite and stale: I'm tired Of the books
that preach; I'm tired Of the books
that rssn. / kick off my toilworn
shoes and sigh for book to read
story that viii amuse, a novel as
good as "Queed" And hither you
come and bring a book Of the upiift
sort It's easy to see, by jing, that
you are a ten-cent sport,
I'm tired Of the yarns Of sex, which
no one regards as nice. by authors
who'll break their necks cavorting on
risky ice. Pm tired Of the rancid
tales composed in the method French.
disclosing a group Of males revolving
about a wench. I'm tired Of the books
that drew their plots from the Greeks
or Kurds; I'm tired Of the highbrow
crew. who bury a yarn in words
So bring me a volume. Jane, that's
strenuous, strong and good "A volume
wherein the slain are piled up in cords
like wood a tale Of the primal man
who slays ike an angered bull. for
I'm tired Of this modern plan Of living
in cotton wool.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07
DR.. GLADDEN. ON CHRISTIANITY

From an inferview with Dr. Wash.
ington GLADDEN. IN the Kansas City
Journal, we quote the following
~The church must get back 10 the
needs Of the plain people or quit
That Is the answer Dr Washington
GLADDEN.. the militant Columbus pas
tor, to the query a. 10 what ais the
churches Of today J; vas the same
Dr. Washington GLADDEN.. who some
years ago challenged the right and the
proDriety of the acceptance By the
American board Of foreign missions Of
a GIT 81 100000 from John D Rocke.
feiler The long controversy which
arose over this challenge brought into
popularity the phrase. tainted money
1T Is imperative that the church
awaken 10 a realization Of It's mission. "
said Dr. GLADDEN.. "it has never done
20. Ears In it, history It lost sight
OF the true reason for its being and
Is only beginning 70 rediscover It. II
Is working on the theory that IT, duty
is 70 get the people out Of this world
into heaven. Rather. It should be en-
gagged IN Christianity the art Industry
schools. basiness-aii the activities d
men.
IT has given too much encourage
ment TO indiyidUalism and not enough
to brotherhood. The motto it has
taught 70 its members il took out foi
yourself It has advised is people
to get saved rather than 10 save
others and thereby save themselves.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

SCRAPBAC



lightweight lining Of silk comes
the same ridth as satin lining. and Is
% BE- had Ia a beautiful assortment Of
coiorings. n is naturally more supple
than the satin. and on that account
preferred BY many
Limousine cases of leather come fit
ted with all the toilet necessities for
an overnight stay
Crash scarfs with stamped ends for
embroidery come IN different lengths
and widths. says the Newark News.
MILDLY blouses with the collar stamp
ed ready to embroider or scallop are
very attractive when finished
Plate rail trays have landscapes or
considerable merit for the base. They
are glass covered. OF course, so could
be used for tea trays. too.-Exchange.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07
; 80 44r > . = > . = =
} REAL ESTATE TRANsFEHs
Compiled BY the Grady County
Abstract Company, Tia
Norm Third Street.

Ed F. Miller and wife to G. F.
Meadors. 7-29-li, $500: lot 6, block q,
Chickasha
John Simpson to J. II. Jackson ct
al. I0-301s, 500; S Y Sc NV; sW
NV; NE Sw; n u NV; \ y 81
NV 36-10-5.
+. J.. Dawson and wife to v H.
HuIen, 11-I-1s, 1850; NE Sc 3O-g-7
less two acres.
Scott Guthridge and wife to Ada
Ikard. 1853, $500; SO feet lot I,
block 1871, Chickasha.
c. and c. Nations to Geo W Ladd
9-23-1s. sW NE sW 9-7-7
Tom c. Hunter and wife to Carl
Davis, s-1O-12, $500; lots ll-12, block
l3, Alex.
Carl Davis and wife to f. c. Hons
ker and W. R. Blakeley, ii-5-i3. $3.50;
same land
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07
srescRIeTIoEs -.
elLlr sun0sys III.

After delivering Ais famous sermon
~ Booza or Ger On the Water
Wagon. Billy sunday offered the fei-
lowing prayer
Lord. I'm nearly leeei Gee olt
Tm ured It's a fine banch q men.
though. isn't H. Lord A candy
bunch. You know. Lord. we pretty
nearly preached our heads ~ this at.
ernoon. BUT ms worth II Lord Look
a. that crord--all lined np 70 fight the
saloon, Great isntf its
And. Lord. you know that we've
rof nothing against The saloon keeper.
Wed Do anything FOR him that We
could. We'd help him. but not BIS
business. lord. You can damn bis
business Just a. soon a. yoa eant o.
And the brewer Lord bless the brew
er. Bur don't bless hia business }
know you Nouldn'f. Lord. but just
thought that I would mention it Lord,
anything ] do; any little sacrifice J
can make 70 blot out this curse. this
destroyer Of the home and the church
and of deceat business and 81 boys
and girls. You know III % if, don't
you. Lord I'm standing here waving
the nag, and the blood Of ny father
is running through my veins And BE-
fought TO save the flag h 81 and ny
grandfather fought for i eay bacS be-
fore that And I'm fighting Us hat
Ties. 100, Lord. for the nag. and the
home. and the boys and girls o. the
land.
And now. Lord. didn't think
would DO a. thought that was too
tired. but I'm going 70 ask Of these
men that want 70 line up On your side
10 come down the isle here and take
my hand Lord. help them 20 come
send lot Of them down. Lord, line
them Up on your side now. Tor Jesus.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

A few drops oi rose water added to
almonds viii prevent their oiling when
chopped
Instead Of adding bluing to water In
which lace mas been rinsed Try making
the final rinsing in milk it gives a
lovely creamy tone to the lace.
soiled spots may be removed from
white silk or satin by rubbing them
with fine flannel cloth dipped in lit
tie alcohol or ether.
To make soap jelly, so often recon
mended in the cleaning Of delicate
things. melt any good laundry soap in
water over hot fire until it becomes
liquid. When sold it will form a jelly
and should be nodded in small jars for
use at various times when required.
Washington Herald
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

During the greater part 81 ite his.
history. tAe church has been inefiic
ieat It's indiFidualistic teachings have
been reflected sadly iu the material
pursuits 81 rs members It has thereby
encouraged errife and antaeoulsu
among neignbOrs reach 4 man NJ
Dwell oveI-loag upon his oFE spirilaa.
salvation ard be- viii have littie
thought IN his Rorkaday life for other
than bis own material welfare
@The church has failed 70 grapDie
alth social problems Christ foundea
the church xith tie idea of aociaiizine
all the activities of men. The church
At large has lost that concept And 81
mnst get back 10 IL. IT, must stand fos
social Justice
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07
sash styIes.

sasbes are not worn draped around
the hips as in the summer, but are
drawn around the waist and tied in
some conspicuous way with a large
bow which is usually placed squarely
in the middle of the back. says the
New Haven Journal Courier. The chic
sashes have large loops and no ends.
The very newest girdle is a strip Of
tiger skin.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

One and one half cups butter, two
cups sugar, six eggs, one and one hall
pints flour. one half cup eornstarch,
one teaspoon baking powder. one tea
spoon extract lemon, one half cup Of
chopped peanuts. mixed with one half
cup granulated sugar Rub the butter
and sugar smooth; ,add the beaten
eggs, the flour, cornstarch and powder,
sifted together and the extract. flour
the board, roll out the dough rather
thin, cut out with biscuit cutter, roll
in the chopped peanuts and sugar, lay
on greascd baking tin; bake in rather
hot oven eight to ten minutes.--Cedar
Rapids Gazette.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

Real Religion.
Religion that mere cant exceeds
Consisteth not 10 human creeds.
Bat lies IN daily kAman deeds
And answring daily human needs.
BE- careful now-the grand jury viii
get you ~ son don't watch ont"
what has become 81 the Old fashion
man Who used 70 have family pray
ers2"
81 simp says he notices that he Is
never hungry after be eats hearty
meal
However it is a perfectly safe play
Tor a man 70 ten hIa-wife that be tells
her everything.
Uncle vi says be has had 70 start
the fires al his life simply because he
didn't begin right with me
But just think what picnic IL would
be for the motion picture fellows r.
Uncle Sam should have % scrap ae
Mexicans.
Actually We heard oi one man who
says be never reads newspaper
Some day he viii probably invest ia
green goods"
Nov what would the down-easter
think Of this wild and wolly' country
if he could see that band Of Indians a.
tending the Baptist convention7
Regardless Of shakespeare's remark
10 the contrary, some good Christians
insist upon "strainingH the quality o.
mercy and sometimes they even skin
the cream from it,
Take your choice--you can get anl
color you want at the chickasha pic
ture shows. olive Is manager ct the
sugg. Green at the Majestic, BLACK
at the Kozy, Blue at the Deiux all
White is an operator
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

Regulate the bowels when the fail
to move properly Herbine is an ad-
mirable bowel regulator. 1t helps the
liver and stomach and restores a fine
feeling OF strength and buoyancy.
Price soc. Sold by Owl Drug Store
and Public Drug Store.-Ady. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

Stop cougningl you rack the lungs
and worry the body Ballard's Hore-
hound Syrup checks irritation. heals
the lungs and restores comfortable
breathing. Price 25c. SOC and 81 per
bottle. Sold by Owl Drug Store and
Public Drug store.-Adv d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07
ToNIeHT.

Tonight if you feel dull and stupid,
or bilious and eonstipated. take A
dose Of Chamberlain's Tablets and you
will feel all right tomorrow For sale
BY all druggists.-Adv. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07
SOMETHING TO READ.

Walt Mason IN Judge: Oh. bring me
a book 70 read. when the long. long
day Is DER tale Of heroic deed, a
tale for the inglenook. a yarn that will
rest the mind, a rippety. snorting book
Of the Rex-E-Beachy kind,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

Ehleh. L used in he clearest light
zEscernIhle. wlu Lead along An ever
nrishteni1E EaE l19ard t1s end q al
culture eFau thar unselfish usefulness
that has torgousn hoF 70 I've unto
ilseI1 Chrlsr-an Science Aonitor-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07
STOLEN sxllE'E Two.


Mere Foliage.
Ra-on sans D0lsh--N THAT DO Eou
think Of my family ueez
81 sold-'-The tree may b
good one. al rigat. but looks 70 me
as Il the crop Eas a failure '-Jndse.
Business Wee.
Hamiet-~WAy is iL simon. thar
they a'Tays have bioodhounds in Al
Uncle Toms Cabin shoW
Simon Leeree- To find the manag-
er On salary days. Hy boy. Puck
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

Reporter--I would Ike 10 get some
details n yesterdays wedding
Mrs Parvenu-.Iim sorry. bgt every
thing j. eaten Brooklyn Life.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

IN the daily occupation. in the beauty
lying all about US, in those intimate
experiences with which none may in
termeddle. in the earnest thought for
another that vaunteth not itself may
be found opportunities for selfcultnre
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-11-07

Regardless Of shakespeare's remark
10 the contrary, some good Christians
insist upon "straining" the quality Of
mercy and sometimes they even skim
the cream from it.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12
STATE no OWN COLLEGE.
Maryland Agricultural Institution Is
Up For Action.

&c a meeting on December A, or the
committee selected by the last 1egis-
lature to determine the legal status OF
the Maryland Agricultural College
first steps were taken which will even
tually result In the acquisition OF the
institution by the State. With this con-
troll established beyond doubt the
State will b. in position to build il VI
and according to sentiments express
ed recently by the committee, devote
the college exclusively to agricultural
training. The members of the com
mittee are State Treasurer Murray
Vandiver, James McC. Trippe, Ogle
Marbury, Charles A. Andrew, William
w. Beck and William T. Warburton.
Under the joint resolution creating
the committee it was authorized to de-
termine the following questions:
The relation of the State of Mary
land to the college.
The condition, value and effective
ness Of its plant and buildings.
The title, nature and ownership Of
private corporate stock and private
corporate lands and State lands.
The teaching staff and the work
done for the State as to its character
value and effectiveness.
All other matters connected with
and pertaining to the interest OF the
State of Maryland in these matters
and it's present and future appropria-
tiOnS on this account.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12
MIR. Strevig Surprised.

Mr.. Charles V. Strevig, Of near
Testers Church, engaged his father
and mother to butcher for him on
December 3rd, and as it was his faith
er's birthday he planned to surprise
him on that evening by inviting a
number OF friends to his place. The
guests arrived about o'clock, COM
pletely surprising his father, Mr..
James Strevig.
The young people enjoyed them
selves In tripping the fantastic toe to
the strains Of music while the older
ones enjoyed conversation and laugh
ter until ten o'clock when all were
invited to the dining room to partake
OF refreshments consisting Of lemon
ade, cakes, candies, nuts, etc., which
were brought along by the guests. Mr..
$trevig also received number OF
beautiful and useful presents among
which was about l n bushels Of smok-
ing tobacco. At late hour all de-
parted for their homes, wishing him
many more happy birthdays.
Those present were: Messrs. and
Mesdames-Charles v. Strevig, James
IT.. Strevig, Frank Snyder, George z.
TX. Strevig, Jacob Neudecker, Aaron
Long, Edward Long, Elmer Yin9ling,
Jerry Shaffer; Mr.. George A. Lester;
Mrs. John #. Shaffer and Mrs Abe
Ehaffer; Misses-A1tie T.. Stl 5vig,
Grace I. Snyder, Lemain A. Stl evig,
Emma Wareheim, Caroline Long, Mary
Long, Leslie Brehm, Mamie Sellers.
Orpha Albaugh, Bessie Magee, Myrtle
Lester, Lettie Neudecker; Messrs.-
Elmer Brehm, Clarence Albaugh, Earl
Minkey, George Shaffer, John Shaffer,
Edward Magee, Robert Fleming,
Arthur Shatrer, Guy Neudecker, John
Strevig, William Strevig and Curtis
Shaffer
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12
Dinner For Bride and Groom.

Last Sunday, December z, Mr.. and
Mrs j. Clinton Kemper gave dinner
i'm honor of the latter's's brother and
bride, Mr.. and Mrs William Humbert.
About 1890 p. M, all were invited to
the dining room where a sumptuous
dinner was served consisting of all
the delicacies of the season, and later
on in the day the guests were invited
to the dining room again where re-
freshments were served in abundance,
consisting of ice cream, cake, lemon
ade, candies, crackers, nuts, potato
chips, etc.
Those present were: Mr.. and Mrs.
J. Clinton Kemper, Mr.. and Mrs.
Reuben j. Humbert, Mr.. and Mrs.
William Humbert, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
ward o. Starner, Messrs. Oscar Hum
bert and j. Carroll Kemper.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12
GAMBLER.

Mr. John EdmondsOn, OF Louisville,
has opened a new smith and general
repair shop; George Hoff foreman.
Frank Dorsey, colored farm hand
Or Mr. Levi Barnes, killed large
crane, feet and inches from UP To
tip and feet in length.
Miss Ada Baker, Of Baltimore, was
"A weekend guest OF Miss Viola
Barnes.
Mr.. and Mrs. links Griffee, of Bal
timore, spent Sunday with Mr.
Critics. mother.
Miss Minnie Shauck II spending
some time with her aunt, Mrs. Albert
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12

NOTICE TO CREDITORS
This is to give notice that the sub
scriber has obtained from the Or
phans' Court of Carroll county, Mary
land, letters testamentary on the per-
sona Estate of
PHILIP DODRIDGE DORSEY,
late of Carroll county, deceased. All
persons having claims against the d.
ceased are hereby warned to exhibit the
same, with the vouchers thereof legally
authenticated, to the subscriber, on or
before the 5th day Of July, 1914,
they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit Of said estate.
Given under my hand this 1st day
of December, 1913.
ALBERT a. DORSEY,
dee At Executor.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12
. Davis. of Westminster.

MIR. Jacob Powder killed two nogs,
2216; Mr. Talbert Buckingham, four,
1885. Both men are from Catalonia.
Miss Jessie Matthews, of Carrollton,
spent the weeks end with her sister,
Mrs George u. Knox.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12
FOR SALE,

No I'D George street, Westminster,
six room house, outbuilding, large lot,
fruit and ya.d. Address all inquiries to
M. T.. REESE,
2O3O W. Saratoga It,,
DIS 2t Baltimore, Md.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12

1t always makes furniture man
furious for loafers to occupy chairs
in front of his store.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12

The high cost Of giving adds tu the
high cost of living.
Rev. Jacob E. Nicholson, one OF the
oldest and best known ministers of the
Maryland Annual Conference of the
Methodist Protestant Church died
early Sunday morning at his home
in Waverly. HIS funeral services were
held on Tuesday evening at o'clock
and interment was made at Seaford,
Del
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12
l.. A. STROUT, Farm Agency.
EDWARD w. CASE, Manager
211 East Main Street,
Westminster, Md.
C. & P. Phone, 122.

Have for quick sale tho following fine
farms. homes. and orchard lands. Easy
terms and possession at once.
ITO-Fine 3O-acre poultry and fruit farm
fine Improvements, rich soil, fine water,
timber and fruit; to cuttings alfalfa
per year; having an average of $50 from
eggs sold alone per month. this winter.
Price only $500.
1870 acre farm. good fruit, timber,
water. fair buildings; will cut $500 worth
lumber Price $1,000
19tA1O acre farm, with good improve
men1s. cut last year 80 tons of hay: land
lies well, fine fruit, water and timber
Price only $500; for quick sale will! in
rlude Is acres growing grain.
1873 acre farm. for $500. 2O1-9 acre
home S20O00. 2O4-142 acre, Va, farm,
$1mMI. Fine home in Westminster, $500.
195-Money making peach orchard IL
acres q land. 7 planted !" ,.o year trees Res;
crop, over $40 from wheat sold. One
crop should pay for orchard. Price only
$1,000, worth all of $1,000.
For full information call on or address
f. W. Case. Westminster. Md.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-12-12
Wedding Reception.

A wedding reception was held at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. J. f. Warner,
at Lineboro, on Sunday in honor of
their eldest son, Maurice E. Warner,
and bride, who was Miss Marion
Forty.
a sumptuous dinner was served to
which all the guests did ample justice.
Those present were: Mr.. and Mrs.
J. F. Warner, Mr.. and Mrs. Edward
Forty, Mr.. and Mrs Maurice Warren,
Mr.. and Mrs. Theo. Warner, Of New
Oxford Mr.. and Mrs. Eli Houck;
Misses Miriam Warner, Alta Forty,
Letha Roger; Messrs. Henry Warner,
Raymond Warner, John Forty and
Earl Forty.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-07
LOCAL AND GENERAL

. There will be stated meeting Of
Hawaiian Lodge No. q, +. and \. NJ,
in Masonic temple at 100 this evening.
It is reported that Absa!on, the
"hCun' dog" which became semi
public character here g few months
ago and was reported killed. has been
discovered at Scho!ield Barracks.
Through the efforts Of police eff
CcsS, William HiXCn, alleged as q de-
serter from a company stationed at
SchcfielG Barracks. is held in dete1-
ton, pending disposition of his case
by the military authorities. Hixon
was found e2camped with several va
grants in lower town lumber yard
Unconditional Loyalty was the
subject OF an interesting lecture. de-
liEeTed last night by Lieut. Col.
Blanche Cox before a large audience
OF women in the First Methodist
Church. The meeting was held for
women only, and all men were exclud-
ed, without even regard for the pastor
of the church.
A bundle of rags in a tenement on
King street, nearly opposite the Pala-
ma pumping station, caught fire in
tenants room st quarter to ) O'Clock
yesterday afternoon, and, while blaz-
ing. were thrown from 4 window to
the street Meanwhile, a fire alarm
was sent in to which the Palama APP
paratus responded.
Two more Filipinos have been SEN
fenced to long terms of Imprisonment
upon conviction of being pickpockets.
Monte and Jiminez, placed under ar
rest by officers in Chief McDuffies de-
partment at the city market, were each
given six months at the county Jail.
But little cash was recovered when
they were searched. Women visiting
the markets were the complaining
witnesses. -. ..-~.. ..e: ,.~,.:.--.l