The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1913-07-22

Wit tObN III iopepiOuo Nhycy
ment. When the last note had died
away, Slower reused himself reluc-
family.
ITS time we was turnin' in" He
called softly. Hey, Mex"
Isl, Senor!"
Come on, you and Cloudy. vemos!
It's ten o'clock"
He turned his back on the Cent?
pede Ranch that housed the treasure,
and in company with Willie, made his
way to the ponies. Two other figures
joined them, one humming in a must.
cal baritone the strains of the song
just ended.
cut that out. Mex! They'll hear
u.s." Slower cautioned.
"Carambal This ting is brek my
cart" said the Mexican. sadly. 1T
seem like the Senorita Mora is sing
that song TO me. Mebbe she knows
I'm set out ERE on cactus an listen
to her. All. I love that Senorita YER
much"
The little man with the glasses be-
gan to swear in his high falsetto. His
ear had caught the monograph opera
tor in another musical mistake.
THAT horn-toad let Mrs. Melby die
again tonight" said he. ITS sure
comm to a hunnacaboo between him
and me. II somebody don't kill him
pretty soon. he'll wear out that ma
chine before we git 1t back"
"Humph! 1t don't look like we'd
ever get 1t back" said Slower
One of the four sighed audibly, then
vaulting into his saddle, went Looping
away without waiting for his compan-
| ions
"Cloudy's sore because they didn't
play Navajo" said Willie. We'll.
don't blame EN- none for omittin' that
war-dance. It amt got the class OF
them other pieces. While it's devised
to suit the intellect of an Injun, per
haps it amt in the runnin' with The
Holy City, which tune is the sweetest
and sacredest ever sung"
Carara paused with hand upon the
neck of his cayuse.
''Eet is not so fine ns The Baggage
Car In Front, In e-deciared. -'.-
IT'S got It beat mile!" Willie
flashed back, harshly.
| Here. you'll" exclaimed Slower. no
arguments We all have our favorites.
and it amt up to no individual to
force his likes and dislikes down no
other feller's throat" The other two
men he addressed mounted their bron-
cos stiGiy.
81 repeat" said Willie: THE Holy
City as sung by Mrs. Me.by, is the
SWEETEST tune that ever hit these
parts
Carara muttered something In Span
ish which the others could not under
| stand.
They're all fine pieces" Slower OBJ
served. placatingly. when fairly out of
hearing of the ranch-houses. You
boys have each got your preference.
Cloudy, bein' an lnjun. has got his,
and ! rise to state that | like that
monologue, 'Silas on Fifth Avenoo.
better than all of 'em. which amt
nothin' aginst my Judgment nor
yours. When Silas says. The girl
opened her vallse. took out her purse.
closed her valise, opened her purse.
took out dime, closed her purse.
opened her valise, put in her purse.
closed her valise. give the dime TO the
conductor, got nickel in change, then
opened her valise. took out her purse,
closed her vaiise-" Slower began to
rock In his saddle. then burst into a
loud guffaw. followed by-his compan-
ions. Gosh! That's awful FUNNY"
Isl! si!" acknowledged Carara. his
white teeth showing through the
gloom.
AN It's just like a fool woman, "
Uttered Willie. That's sure one
ridiculous line OF talk"
still Bill" wiped his eyes with the
back of a bony hand. IL know that
hull monoIogue by heart. but can't
never get past that spot 10 save my
soul. Right there | bog down. com
plete." Again he burst into wild laugh
ter. followed by his companions. II
don't see how folks can be SO dam
funny" he gasped.
Its natural to 'em, like warts" said
Willie; they're born with IL. the
same as | was born TO shoot straight
with either tRnd. and the same as
Mex was born TO throw a rope. He
don't know how he docs il. and neithoy
do I. Some folks can say funny things.
some can sing. like Missus Melby;
some can run foot-races. like that Cen.
tipede cook"
Carara breathed an eloquent Mex.
lean oath.
DO you reckon he fixed that race
with Humpy joey inquired Slower
Names Skinner" Willie observed.
1T sounds bad"
I'm sorry Humpy left us so sud
dem said Still Bill Wed ought to
have questioned him. II we only hac
proof that the race Was crooked"
You can SO gamble IL was crooked. ="
the little man averred. Them Cent?.
pede fellers never done notbin' on tho
square. They got Hump Joe. and fixed
II for him TO lose 90 they could get
that talkin,machiGe. That's why he
pulled OUT