Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-08-13
Tour of the World.
The Most Elaborte Entertain
n1ent Ever Giuen Here.

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tation agents, schedule managers
ticket sellers, guides aud even the
cooks are running themselves tc
| death in order to make sufficient
provision for the crowds of people
who anticipate making the round
the-world tour on the evening o.
August 81.
i All the powerful magnates of the
various countries are making exten
sive preparation for your arrival tc
welcome you and show you their
country in it's most favorable light
The very best and most palatable
food that each country can produce
will be served according to the Gus.
tom of the respective countries.
This is such an opportunity.
Such an one has never been present
ed before, and in all probability
will never pass this way again. So
many people would never be able to
spend six months or year touring
the globe and paying OUT mint of
money for it. Aud what's the use
anyhow when, for mere song, and
in about an hour and a half. one can
make the whole circuit of the
globe?
Of course we could Mt begin to
tell you all that will be provided
for you. 1t would take a volume,
but we will just enumerate few of
the attractions so that you may get
just an inkling of the delights of it.
In the first place, everybody else
is going. Never mind what they
say now, when the time comes they
III be there. They can't help going
and this is time when you will
get twice your moneys worth.
For the convenience of all parties
there will be tour starting from
America at 6 o'clock and returning
before the 8 o'clock train whistle
blows, and then other parties Of
tourists will be transported until
all have seen the beauties of the
orient and the wonders of the trop-
les, and vine clad Italy and Mexico
will be visited. If any one is
afraid 10 enter that belligerent
country, remember there will be an
escort of brave Americans carrying
the colors of Uncle Sam. Wrap
ped in the folds of that glorious
flag, who will not dare to enter
even the wariike portals of mystic
Mexico?
JAPAN.
We embark from the shores Of
America for Japan, The Land of
the Rising Srn," that beautiful sea-
girt isle where our beloved Miss
Clark lives and loves, and where
our Lula Lake was married, the
most beautiful and picturesque of
countries. Here you will be
net oy little japanese girls and
young women, q Veritable Island
home in miniature. You will be
served by Japanese, and talk to Jap
anese and eat japanese food. They
say they eat dried behring's in ia
pan, but fortunately for the tour
lists that is not all they eat, and in
order to crafty the American ap-
petite, the Japs will temper the
wind to the shorn lamb" and give
you something you really like.
They tell US that in Japan
there are no chairs and that the
people either stand or sit on the
floor, but they are all very little
people. Perhaps provision will be
made for large Americans. Some
of the prettiest and daintiest girls
in Edge6eld will be transformed
into real Japs and will sing for you
the quaintest of Japanese songs.
When you reach Japan, you will
not want 10 leave and will offer the
whole price of the tour to remain,
but no-the schedule manager will
say,
ALL ABOARD FOR ITALY.
And there in bower of vines
and music you will become more
enchanted than ever. Italy, that
country of romantic story, will be
one of the most attractive spots.
Verdi who gave his musical produc.
tions to the world can not be there
himself in the flesh but by proxy,
for he has commissioned some beau
titul girls to play his choicest Sc
lections from II Trovatore, and one
of Edgefeld's most illustrious solo
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