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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
CHCKcH NOTES

At noon. November "a, the ladies' of the United
Lutheran church of Folsom will serve refresh
ments In the church parlors. All are welcome.
Services in east Kiekapoo church November q.
In the forenoon. Readstown IN the evening. Rev.
Storhoi will speak in the church at Folsom. No
vember q. at O'Clock
Remember the basket socable at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Go d, Saturday evening. No
vember %. for benefit Of Bishop Branch church.
Everyone cordially invited
THE HAUGE'S CHURCH
Services In Immannals church at 1890, Sunday,
November %. and in Zion at $780,
Thanksgiving dinner and fair at Austin Erick-
sons. West Prairie. at IL O'Clock. given by the
HauGe's church.
ME. CHURCH, E COOKE, PASTOR.
Services next Sunday-e:3O class meeting 1890
morning worship. subject of sermon. Thanks
Epworth League. $50. At T30 there will be a
New Hymnal Song Service The chorus choir
assisted by the Sunday school orchestra will lead
the singing aad furnish special numbers which
will be interspersed with short talks upon the
lation Of music and worship. The Young people
viii have one of their popular social evenings FRI
day evening. November y. The union Thanks
giving Day service will be held in this church on
the evening Of that day.
SPRfNGVILLE CIRCUIT
Liberty ole, Rev Frank Bell win preach every
evening thus week except Saturday closing next
Sunday evening. Springvitie. Rev. Bell will preach
Saturday night. Sunday will be observed re-
recently been finished and new furnace put in.
We invite the people to come and worship with us
Bring your lunches and stay for the day services.
Coffee will be served free to all. Program for the
day will be- 10. Sunday School. IL. preaching; 10.
dinner in new basement: 2, special program; =.
preaching Rev. Bell will preach both morning
aud afternoon. Asbury. preaching next Friday
evening.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES

Oh. C. V. Porter. who recently returned from
trip abroad, spoke before the high school Weines-
day morning. He showed many interesting nos
tai card views Of ireland. Scotland and Ssznllina-
via these countries being the principal places Wis
tied in this trip. He eontrastcd the lines ard ap-
pearance Of the Irish and Seandinavians. showing
that the Irish have suffered during years of op-
preston While the Irish peasants as a whole
were stunted. the Seandinavians were tall and
wholesome hooking.
Now that the play is over, ard base bali season
has closed. basket hall and debating are the main
interest Of the pupils. There are thirteen boys
and two girls trying out for debate. A great
number are enrolled for basket ball practice.
The short course in agriculture began last Mon
day with al enrol nent Of fourteen students, more
have Signiied their intention IF coming after
THANKSGIVING.
The uiock triai whieh IS to be given by the sSri-
cultural club next week wili furnish no end Of
amusement. well as giving cuod object lesson
u civics- The case Is: MARY Graves -. Arnold
awcett. breach Of promise A small admission
VII be chzrge1 70 defrey expense Of Publishing
Agricultural bulletin
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
GOOD NEWS FOR THE
GIRL WITH UGLY HAIR

Don't worry over it, Don't envy
others because they have beautiful hair.
Begin right now to give proper, intelli-
gent care and attention to YOUR hair
and then let others envy you. Use
Harmony Hair Beautifier, a delightful
liquid hair dressing that is Just what il
is named-a hair beautifier
To make the hair glossy, soft and
silky to make it easier to put up in
smooth, wavy fold, ard ''stay put" to
restore to your hair the well groomed
appearance you want it to hape-to
overcome the unpleasant, oily odor of
the hair and leave instead delightful
ly dainty, fresh rose fragrance Har-
mony Hair Beautifier will please you,
or your money back. Very easy to ap.
ply simply sprinkle a little on your
hair each time before brushing it. Con-
tains no oil; will not change the color
of the hair, nor darken gray hair.
To keep hair and scalp dandruff-free
and clean, use Harmony Shampoo. This
pure liquid shampoo gives a rich lath-
er that Immediately penetrates to every
part of hair and scalp, insuring quick,
thorough cleansing. Washed off as
quickly, the entire operation takes only
few moments. Can't harm the hair;
leaves no harshness or sickness just
a sweet cleanliness.
Both preparations come in odd-shap.
ed, very ornamental bottles, with sprink-
Ter tops. Harmony Hair Beautifier,
81 90. Harmony Shampoo, 50c. Both
guaranteed to satisfy you inevery way,
or your money back. Sold in this COM
munity only at our store The Rexall
Store one of the more than 1000 lead
ing drug stores of the United States,
Canada and Great Britain. which own
the big Harmony laboratories in Bos-
ton, where the many celebrated ,Har-
mony Perfumes and Toilet Preparations
are made. 1.-THE Rexall Store" A. J.
johnson, Viroqua, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
THANKSGIVING Sport

On Thanksgiving day, the Viroqua
Game and Fish Club will have a holi-
day shooting match. To start at ten
and two First program will be shoot
ing at 50 yards, closest lead to the CEN
ter gets the turkey. Any gun allowed,
shot gun or rifle and any style shooting
You'd better join our club.
W. Z. BUTT, Chairman Com.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
CLEARANCE SALE

Commencing Thursday the % of Oc-
tober, and as long as they will last,
will sell few high-grade Velie & Sto-
yer buggies; few gasoline engines;
saw rig 4-horse engine, and several
other articles at reduced prices. Come
in and look them over.
o. O. TUHUs, Stone Shop, Viroqua.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
Fer Remainder of Season

Mrs. A. o. Larson will dispose of her
stock of ine hats for balance of the
season at or below cost. Ladies are
invited to call and see the fashionable
styles and learn sacrifice prices.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
MONEY TOyOAN

On farm security at reasonable rates
of interest. All business confidential.
Address Lewis Bros. Realty and Invest
ment Co., N. w. corner 4th & Main
Sts., La Crosse, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
Where ~ Cor Ynnr

Where to Get Your Coal
| deal in ell kinds of hard and soft
coal. Fresh supplies always on hand.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
F. II. OFFICER
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

On farm property. Funds always on
hand, no delay. Interest reasonable.
also buy mortgages. Address, or cal
onW. j. Hickisch, 203 S 4th street, La
Crosse, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE Choice farms ranging in
size from 40 up to 160 acres, some of
them are located on the main road be-
tween Westby and Cashton. For fur
Their particulars call on or write T. J.
Thorson, Westby.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
Furs Wanted

will pay highest market price for
your furs. Bring them to
J. NJ. BENNETT, Budd, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
WANT AID. COLUMN
for Sale

roK SALR-O ~ one registered year
ling Hereford bull almost at stocker
price Fifteen 6igh grade Shropshire
ewes $40 each, bred for early lambs;
your pick cut OF One-hundred. White
rock cockereis seventy five cents each.
A. T. Jordan, La Fargo.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE "A few choice rose comb
Rhode Island cockerels, at one dollar
each. if taken before Dec. L. Also
fine White Orphington pullets and cock
erels. L. w. Nixon, ViroQua.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
!. N GLEAsoN.

Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly upon 5he blood and mu-
cons surfaces Of the system. send for
testimonials free
r. ]. CHENEY & Co. Toledo. Q.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Hail's Family pills for constipation.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE-Buf Leghorn and Rhode
Island Red roosters at one dollar each.
Inquire of NJ N. Foster, Viroqua.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

Third ward, at a low figure if sold at
once. Known as the Cobb property.
For information call on Mrs. r. r.
Lemen, across the street. Al. Rogers.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE-My 86-acre tobacco and
high-class dairy farm; new brick house,
two silos, room for 30 cows. city water
and schools. Terms. w. P. Gorsline,
Viroqua.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE OR RENT-Nice house in
south part of town. Will sell cheap if
taken soon. Write l.. j. Erickson,
1923 N. 80, Omaha, Nebraska.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
Lost and Foun,

FouND-In Opera house, chain and
purse. Owner can secure same from
Locie Wood.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
ForRent

For RENT = Furnished rooms in Rice
Block. Apply to Mrs. Fred Slade.
For SALE OR RENT My desirable
residence on South Main street, includ-
ing about eight lots. Will sell at low
figure il purchased soon. Call on me or
address B. F. Purdy. Viroqua.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19
State of Ohio. city Ct Toledo. IS.

Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is
senior partner of the firm OF +. J. Cheney
a. Co, doing business in the City Of To-
leso. County and State aforesaid and
that said firm viii pay the sum OF ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ev-
cry case Of Cstarrh that cannot be cured
by the use Of HALLS CATARRi CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed IN
my presence, this 9Th day Of December.
A d. 1SSS
lSeaD A. W. GLEASON.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE -Gasolene range, heater,
sewing machine, wardrobe. B. F Purdy.
For SALE-The old Thos. Taylor
homestead in same black with Viroqua
hotel. Two lots, old house. Apply to R.
II. Drake or Elmer Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE-Two of the best houses
in Viroqua. one brand new and the other
practically as good as new. Will sell
on good terms. Inquire of N. D. Nc
Lees, Viroqua.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

FoR SALE-New No. BildseI huller
with Hawkeye self feeder, run less
than thirty days, $450 90 if taken soon.
At Chas. S. Slack a. Company's.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE My farm two miles south
OF Westby, consisting of lis acres, all
under cultivation; one-third cash, bal
ance on easy terms. Mrs. Fl. NJ Preus,
1911 Madison ST. La Crosse. Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE As am going to stop
farming. | desire to sell my 100 acre
farm in Jefferson, six miles west of
Viroqua, 40 acres under cultivation, can
get more, balance pasture and timber.
Running water on all three forties.
Good buildings. tobacco shed and fine
tobacco ground Will also sell all stock
and machinery. Inquire of Ed. Even
sen, Viroqua, R9
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-11-19

For SALE Will sell my 7.room house
and lots near the Milwaukee depot,
or 3ll acres with good building in west
part of town, on reasonable price and
terms Ole. 0 Tuhus, Virodua
Bisbee daily review., 1913-08-03
SMALL SALES
 RECORD BEATEN

NEW YORK. Aug. "A new low record for midsummer dullness was scored In the stock exchange today. hhe business session of two hours apprixmating only 63. 800 shares compared with 640O0 for July II last. the los record heretofore The mark ct was without its usual guide. as London was observing one of it's ire. quent holidays. and continental eX- changes were lifeless.
 The only news contained in dis patches from western and southern points was to the effect that the treasury departments. plan for help ing with the movement Of the crops was meeting with favor. Wheat and corn options were higher as a result of the unbrokeu drouth ln the south west
 Early dealing in leaders like Union Pacific. Steel. Amaigamated, Reading
 Reading and Canaqan Pacific ali fell substantial fractions. but reeoy- cries were established in most in stances.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-08-03

That's what I thought" said Mar. cia, bitterly, when married Phil but romance doesn't survive long when you are up against the hard things of life"
 Philip Ames took with him an un. willing wife. The trip on the train was a silent one. Only little Mar. garet prattled of the return. Are the pussies and the chickens expect. ing mel" she asked her father.
 Yes, and the pine trees have lots of things to whisper in your ears. Don't you know when the sun Is set ting how they whisper, whisper, and sing lullaby songs?"
 ''Yes." said little Margaret, "and that's the time when you always tell mother how much you love her"
 Marcia, listening, felt her heart leap. That had been one of Phil's little ceremonies in their temple of love. At sunset he would take her in his arms and say, Another day is ours. dear heart"
 When had he stopped? She re. membered with a. shock that it was she who had rung the knen to TO- nance. It was she who had been im- patient Of his caresses. It was she who had, one night. interrupted his sunset litany to say. Another day of toll and trouble-another day-of loneliness"
 After that he had not kissed her at sunset. After that he had withdrawn Q little- After that he had worked harder and more doggedly. Suddenly the reason of his incessant la5oring dawned upon her. Did he think she wanted an easy life more than she wanted romance, and so he had en- deavOred to give 1t to her?
 Their horses were waiting for them at the station. They drove through the long aisle of the forest.
 The pussies were at the door to meet Margaret. The man drove away with the horses, the maid who had greeted them turned and went into the house to serve the evening meal.
 Philip looked at his wife. You are home again, Marcia he said. simply. "win you try to believe 1t is for the best, and not blame me too mueh?"
 Suddenly she raised her face to his. The sun is setting" she said, tremu- iously. kiss me. Phil. and forgive me. I didn't know: I didn't know"
 Re took her in his arms and bent hfs face 10 hers, and she heard his whisper of fierce rapture. "Another day Is ours-another day of love, dear heart"
Bisbee daily review., 1913-08-03


 married Phil, and went up there in the lumber regions and tried to live his life. And you know I've tried to Do happy, but I'm not used to that sort of thing And as for baby-you know how I want her to have every. thing that life can give her. and she cannot up there"
 But how could you tell Phil? What did he say?"
 "He-he didn't say much. He just looked at me in 6 puzzled way"
 "oh." Constance cried, "how can you do such thing. Marcia?"
 Because" Marcia panted, because l know what life up there means You don't. Of course, Phil is a law. yer, but his clients are all the men who work in the forests, and the women-why they are the wives of those men-and there isn't anything to do, and I won't go back-so don't ask me, Connie--don't ask me"
 For two months Marcia lived in whiri. Her mother, Joyous at having possession for a little while of her youngest girl, loaded her with gifts, and Marcia appeared at garden par. ties and tennis events, and golf tour. naments. robed exquisitely in rose color or in white.
 She dressed Baby Margaret like a doll and took her with her. To gether they were petted and praised.
 And if were up there with Phil" Marcia said 70 Connie, q should have spent this summer listening to the frogs cFoak and the chickens sing"
 You would have shared PhiPs hopes and sorrows" said Connie. "Oh. Marcia, isn't he lonely?"
 He doesn't say SO" said Marcia, evasively.
 Two weeks later Phil came down to fetch his wife.
 You are coming home with me, Marcia" he said.
 "Why?" she looked at him in sur. prise. T thought you knew wasn't coming any more?"
 That is what you said, and l thought I might let you have your way. But-Im not going to let you take your life in your hands. ! promised to love and protect you. My duty to my child places upon me the same obligation to love and pro tect ner-I haven't any right as a husband and father to let you stay here"
 That night Marcia talked 1t over with Connie. Do you think ought to go back?"
 If a man loved me-" said Connie. ~as Phil loves you, would go with him to the end of the world"
Bisbee daily review., 1913-08-03

his stomach fails he condemns his stomach.
 Dr. Hutchinson is right. There is nothing the matter with the Ameri- can stomachs. There is. however. something the matter with a good many Americans who abuse them.
 From the HickeyViIle Clarion.
 Uncle Ezra Hanks doesn't smoke all the time. He never smokes when he is eating or sleeping.
 Anse Frisby couldn't afford to buy a screeeh owl whistle for his oatmo- Lille so he takes a cat along with him and when he wants body to git out'n tho way he steps on her tail.
 Lem Higgins. the best puzzle guess CT in this county, who has taken sey- eral newspaper prizes went crazy this week when he tried to figure out a new railroad time table.
 Bud Hicks received some sad news this week. His wife has been collectin' alfmony from three former husbands and one of them died the other day. if that sort of thing keeps up Bud will have to go to work.
 One idea of reciprocity is to send nine pair Of socks to the laundry and get one pair back. Ez Harkins sent his only shirt last week and they sent him back a corset cover and Ez has been wearing his coat Duttoped up tight around his chin.
 There is nothing in this world that has caused so many matrimonial ac- cidents as the kissin' games at the church socials. Anne Hiliker went to one twenty-seyen years ago. The next dsy he went and borrowed S7 and got married and he has been 6orro"ih money ever since.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-08-03

Permission has eben given to the Mo. Psc. Railway Co. by the pub lie service commission. to issue 25.- 00o,00O six per cent fifty year refunL ing bonds.
 Salt Lake advices state that a strike of considerable importance has been made at the Iron Blossom.
 Rock Island, for the year ending June 30, will show a little over $7l. 5OO.OOO gross. This exceeds the best previous year by s3.OOO. 900 and the previous year by s6,s00.O00.
 We will publish full etails of the strike at Gold Reed as soon as .hc details are received. The demand Is still good with few offerings. We want I ,0G0 at 37 net
Bisbee daily review., 1913-08-03
PAINE WEBER LETTER.

BOSTON. Aug. 2.-In the absence os a I.ondan market today our market was very dull and fluctaated within narrow limits. There was no more news of any kind to sway the market either way. We still believe stocks can be bought on any slight recession.
 In the local curb list considerable interest was manifested in Gold Reed Froperty at Oatman, Arizona Stock sold at 40 cents with considerable biddiug fractionally under that iguTe, Developments at Commonwealth Ex- tension also attracted wide attention and if developments are up to expec- tations buying orders will be numer- cus.
 Lack of offerings of Warren and
Bisbee daily review., 1913-08-03

Timer Jones is having a lot of fro le with gauge union suit that ne bought down to the city. Ever since he had it one leg has been grow ing shorter and the other is growing longer and Elmer thinks it must have been cut on the bias. The short leg has shrunk up to almost nothing and the long one has stretched out so fast that he has had to cut on enough to make several good winter mufflers. Elmer. who is an optimistic feller. says however, that outside of maxim his walk some lopsided he IS getting along fairly weil.
 Ez Purdy has travelled a great deal He has ridden a sulky blow for Ame Hiliker for nine years.
 No. IT was so late Thursday that sine waited at the station here three hours and was then right on time for the next days run.
 We can look out on the street at any time and see a half dozen old ladies slashing at the flies with their aprons trying to get them out of the house. The dog days are on and they are hot and dry and the flies are com. lhS lhlCntf anu IL iS du SStdbllsuSu fact that they carry disease germs hence every means should be used to dispel them; at least they should be disinfected before they are let inside the house.
 Irving Green bought ten acres of Florida land without seeing it. Re gently he went to that state and asked to be shown the property. The land agent told him there were but two obstacles in the way. One was that he hadn't pair of rubber boots, and the other was that he could not bor- row a boat. The purchase proved to be part of cypress swamp. covered with two feet of water.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-08-03
What Happened to a Tiehtwad


 We once knew man who was too stingy to take the newspaper in his home town and always went over to borrow his neighbor's paper.
 One evening he sent his son over to borrow the paper and while the son was on the way he ran into . large stanG Of lees anl in a few mlnutcs his face looked like suIa- uler squa sh.
 Hearing the agonized cries of the son. the father ran to his assistance and in doing so, ran into a barbed wire fence, putting a handful of flesh from his anatomy and running a s4 pair of trousers.
 The old COW took advantage of the hole in the fence, got into the corn field and killed herself eating green corn. Hearing the racket the stingy mans wife ran out of the house up- setting a four-gallon churn full of cream into a basket of kittens, drown ing the whole flock She slipped on the cream and fell down stairs, break ing her leg and a sI9 set of false teeth. The baby, left alone. crawled through the spilled cream into the DarloT and ruined a so Darlor carpet. During the excitement the daughter eloped with the hired man.s taking the family saw ings bank with them
 The Great Americsni Stomach.
 Dr. Woods Hutchinson says there Is nothing the matter with the American stomach. This is reassnring certainly, but it simply bears out the ancient precept that the average stomach will lead a blameless life r only it is treated with respect and consideration, 1t has often been said that the stomach of a baby Is keyed np to a continuous performance but when a person ceases to be a baby he should cut out the continuous per formance. feature and adopt a program which calls for meals three times a day.
 You may have met the man who will load up on lobster a la Newburg. Japanese crab meat, filet de mifnon and champagne, and when he gets up in the morning feeling like the flag end of a misspent life. with his head revolving like a motion picture reel and his tongue the size of a Vienna loaf he will straightway lay all the blame on his stomach. The same results can be achieved with fried tripe and beer.
 The man who acquires what Mir. Ed ison terms a food jag and then sui fers a mild form of indigestion be lieyes that nature has handed him a worn-out stomach. He has to lea-' that a stomach Is only stomach. It Is not a 3. 1000 horse power battleship engine nor a mogul locomotive. A man will not overtax the throbbing engine of his automobile. When mak- ing heavy grade he puts it into see ondary speed, but he will make all sorts of logical excuses for it. When
Bisbee daily review., 1913-08-03
When Marcia
 Came Home

Copyright. I312. by Associated Literary
 Press.)
 Don't tell mother" Marcia said tensely, "but I'm not going back" 2 Constance looked at her in amaze nent. You're not-going back" she gasped.
 I'm tired of it all. and I've told Phil"
 How could you?" her sister de manded. He loves you. Marcia" "Oh. know 1t. but love isn't every. thirg, Connie. I thought so when !