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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-11-28
The Football Game

The climax to the biggest day in
the history Of the Marion County Fair
was the football game between the
Ocala eleven and the team represent
ing Columbia College, the Baptist in
stitution at Lake City.
By far the largest crowd that ever
attended the fair witnessed the game,
and while it was the first time that
many of those present had ever seen
a football game, they thoroughly en-
joyed this, the greatest national col
lege game.
Just before the game started the
large crowd was allowed to cross the
race track, and over to the side line
of the football field, which is directly
in front of the grandstand. The lines
on either side were crowded from end
to end.
The game started promptly at $3.50
o'clock, with Ocala defending the
north goal and Columbia the south.
Just after the whistle blew Columbia
kicked off, Captain Davis receiving
and carrying the ball fifteen yards,
and on the very first play Edwin
Green carried the ball seventy yards
for a touchdown-in forty seconds
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PRESENT LOCATION OF RlvE
BOATS

Special Cor. Ocala Banner:
The City of Ocala is on the wa
at Silver Springs, to be overhaul
and a new engine installed; also
be renamed Silver Springs" Cd
structor, Capt. Frank E. Mathews.
The Wenona is at Connor, in d
ship yard, receiving a new engine.
The Louie Warren, the Launa al
the Isabel are at Silver Springs
The freighter. Sharpshooter, b
into Silver Springs from Palatka s.
urday. She will steam for "uppeI
river points this week.
The Oregonian ii and III are
Connor The Oregonian l is at Muc
land, and the Wanderer is at Jorda
The Pilot is in the south inlad
seas. Alternately the Frederick D
Berry and City of Jacksonville leaI
Palatka every night except Monda
for Jacksonville.
The mail boat, Harry Lee. pass
the mouth twice daily, except Sunda|
going to and from Palatka.
The Beach & Miller liner, Crescea
is the day liner on the lower s
Johns, and she runs three round tril
each week. Jacksonville to CresceI
City.
The Hart liners, Hiawatha al
Okeehumpka, are at Palatka.
The Clyde liners new stern Ehe|
steamer. Osceola, is nearing COMP
ton. The Osceola will be put on u
Sanford-Jacksonville run.
A. A. G|
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Mr.. AVER ATTENDS TAX AssE
SoRS' CONVENTION

Ocala, Fla, Nov. "a. 1913
To the Editor .Ocala Banner.
have just returned from the =
assessors convention, which met
Tallahassee on the goth and 2ist ms
to confer with the tax commissione
in devising plans that would rec
each county to pay its just pre-
tion of the state tax. So impora
was the convention that many COZ
. ties sent the chairman of the boa
of county commissioners with the
assessor at the county's expense,
look after its interest. l was
sent, but went at my own expense
see that Marion county got q
deal In the shuttle. 1t soon deVelo
ed that a majority was in favor
the Jennings bill, which the last
, islature would have passed had
Light been on the committee Of
nance and taxation. / fought the
olution from start to finish, as
plan would cause Marion county I
pay to the state, every year. size
thousand dollars more than she
pays, while counties with cities
Jacksonville, Tampa and PensacV1
would pay much less, as their
road property is insignificant comp
ed with their other property.
put our next representative
notice now that a tremendous in'l
ence will be exerted in the next
islature to pass that old Jennings
Lake county has just voted
million dollars for good ROADS
many other counties are folio"
suit. By that bill the railroads
escape paying one cent of that Do
ed indebtedness. That bill VIII
wipe the tax commission off the POI
before they have had time 10 oen
strate what they can do. PEN
the tax commission is compose
men of sufficient brains and %
bone to devise and enforce me-
that will compel every county 10
its just proportion of the state 1aA
Governor Trammell and the NJ"
gave us a warm reception. we
shown every courtesy, and hao
good time.
ALFRED AVER
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entries: High Medium" Cushing.
driver; Little Hail. Lockhart, driver;
Maud Douglass" Williams, driver,
and "Toney Paw" Hamlin, driver.
They finished in the order named, ex-
cept the third and last race, when
"Toney Paw" came in ahead of Maud
Douglass"
The running race was again the last
race of the afternoon, and while not
as exciting as the race of the first
afternoon, it was equally as good,
and we are only sorry that there are
not more running races on the pro-
gram.
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are seated on the rear seat w;.h
chauffeur in the front with 60
/ wheel and all the paraphnalia
longing TO first class car. Tho
is quite large for miniature Anal.
While cranking a car at the j
yesterday Mr.. Harry Stein. We
sorry to say, broke one of his a.
Very few accidents have been
ported.
Ten pretty girls dressed as mr.
took up contributions YESTERDAY
the charity ward of the Marion c.
ty Hospital. Very few could roc
the wiles of those lovely young giI
and as a result their Golfers Nd
well filled.
The Presbyterian ladies servI
several hundred dinners. They did
regular land-office business.
.
An interesting relic in the womaI
department was exhibited by Mrs
R. Moorhead. 1t is the mosthead
Lady Max" the first vessel registl
ed in the Southern Confederacy. bl
By a Santa Rosa shipbuilder. III
much-valued souvenir was present
to Mrs. Moorhead on her recent Vii
to Pensacola.
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About four o'clock the spectators
witnessed as beautiful and spectac-
ular a balloon ascension as was ever
seen. The balloon shot straight up
ward and continued to ascend until
the aeronaught looked no bigger
than a small boy, and when the sig
ral was given him he made three
thrilling parachute drops in rapid
succession, much to the delight of all
who witnessed it.
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Afternoon Program

The afternoons program of the Sec
ond day of the fair was very interest
ing, and was carried out, with the ex-
ception of the motorcycle race, which
was called off on account of an acct
dent just before the races started
While warming up his engine young
Rutherford Carlisle iToke some part
of his machine and was thrown VIC
lently to the ground. which resulted
in the breaking of his left arm just
below the elbow. Young Carlisle
however, pluckily jumped up immedi-
ately, as if nothing had happened
and went back, to his machine and
stopped the engine. He was immedi
ately brought to town in Mr.. Carmi-
chaers car, and had his arm put in
place.
In the riding contest there were
seven entries. Miss Gladys Drake
rode her horse very gracefully and
was presented the blue ribbon, and
Mr.. John Edwards received the red.
Mr.. Charley Goddard easily won
the blue ribbon for the finest two
horse team shown upon the ground.
During one of the intermiSsionS
Mr.. William w. Ford, manager OF the
Ostrich Farm exhibit, drove one OF
hs largest birds around the track
twice, and the "Rube" Maxwell coffee
expert advertiser announced him the
winner of the race.
The first race. 2:15 class, trot or
pace, best in 5 heats. was Won by
"Darois ST." Hamlin. driver; REX Ri
lev" Sprague, driver. second, and
Medium Belle" Gushing. driver, third
The fourth heat was the deciding one
of this race.
In the second race there were four
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when the cranks and demasOs
We believe the time WIN
will be shelfed and the coanus
be ruled by men absolutely vow
self and whose chief and only
Germ will be the country's welfare
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some magnificent blue ribbon poultry
at our fair. Some of these splendid
birds captured blue ribbons at Madi-
son Square Garden last year, anoth-
er was prize winner at Boston last
year, and others at the recent Pen
sacola fair. Mr.. Wendler is an ex-
pert on poultry, and praises our poul-
try display very highly.
Mrs. G. J. Bitch is very proud of
the numerous blue ribbons taken by
her chickens.
4,
The W. c. T. L. ladies are distrib-
uting literature in the McIver &
MacKay building.
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drafted lime, lime for paving material,
lime in sacks and barrels. Lime has
played wonderful part in the his
tory of the world, and, is destined to
play yet greater part. The lime de-
posits of Marion county are indeed
wonderful and she can supply almost
the needs of the earth. Her deposit
of lime is one of her greatest sources
of wealth.
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THE FAIR A HALO OF SUCCESS
CONTINUED from page three)

Continued from page three)
drafted lime, lime for paving material,
lime in sacks and barrels. Lime has
played a wonderful part in the his
tory of the world, and, is destined to
play yet greater part. The lime de-
posits of Marion county are indeed
wonderful and she can supply almost
the needs of the earth Her deposit
of lime is one of her greatest sources
of wealth.
Mr.. Bradford Webb of the Standard
Lime Company, has also on exhibit
lime products, and what is attracting
considerable attention are big and
little she'll, as well as the fossils of
animals long since extinct.
The exhibit of Mr.. Chas. Wesley
Hunter of trophies he procured while
living in Alaska is very much admir-
ed. The the carvings in bone and
ivory are quite exquisite, and the
plattings in straw showed remarkable
ingenuity. The knives and other
cutlery, some of which were made
from stone, showed that the Ameri-
can Indians were not alone in this art.
Out on the fair grounds Messrs.
Knight & Lang have a display of up
to date agricultural machinery. We
observed a cabbage transplanter, a
fertilizer spreader. grain driller,
corn shelter, disc plows, and other
progressive farm implements.
Mr.. Norris Lewis of Jacksonville is
representing the American Agricultu-
raj Chemical Company, and has an
attractively arranged booth.
Mr. n W. Geare of Savannah, Ga,
has a prettily arranged booth, which
is given to the display of German
Kali. He distributes little booklets
imparting information how the same
is manufactured, and how it is to be
applied to crops. The booth con-
tains number of large photographs
of various crops grown by the appli-
cation of potash, and has also pho
tographs showing the German Kali
works.
The "Snow-Mellow Goodies" has a
booth that appeals to all housekeep-
ers, and is kept crowded all the time.
The little booklet given out makes
the claim that with "snow-mellow"
the price of eggs is reduced from for
ty to ten cents per dozen. Mr.. and
Mrs. John S. Colvin are the demon
strators.
The Imperial Steam Laundry has
the next booth, which contains a col
lection of the style of laundry work
done at this new establishment. The
work looks very pretty. 1t is IN
charge of Miss Lucille Park.
The Ocala Gas Engine Works has
Buick car on exhibition, and Mr..
j. H. Spencer is on the ground to tell
Of the merits of the Buick over all
other cars.
Mr. d. E. Rolfe has space enough
next to Mr. Spencer to tell of the ex-
cellence of the Ideal gasoiene engine
for which he is agent.
A Marion County Fair would be In
complete without an exhibit from Mr..
A. NJ Lansford. Mr. Lansford has a
variety of musical Instruments on ex
hibition. Pianos. graphophones, plan
olas and has taletned musicians to
give practical exhibitions OF the Elk
cellence of the instruments.
Afternoon Program
The afternoons program of the sec
ond day of the fair was very interest
ing, and was carried out, with the ex
ception of the motorcycle race, which
-, oo11od oRf IN a0c0,lnt of an acci
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-11-28

Mr.. Bradford Webb of the Standard
Lime Company, has also on exhibit
lime products, and what is attracting
considerable attention are big and
little shell, as well as the fossils of
animals long since extinct.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-11-28

The exhibit of Mr.. Chas. Wesley
Hunter of trophies he procured while
living in Alaska is very much admir-
ed. The the carvings in bone and
ivory are quite exquisite, and the
plattings in straw showed remarkable
ingenuity The knives and other
cutlery, some of which were made
from stone, showed that the Ameri-
can Indians were not alone in this art.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-11-28

Out on the fair grounds Messrs.
Knight & Lang have display of up
to date agricultural machinery. We
observed a cabbage transplanter,
fertilizer spreader. a grain driller,
corn shelter, disc plows, and other
progressive farm implements.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-11-28

Mr.. Norris Lewis of Jacksonville is
representing the American Agricultu
raj Chemical Company, and has al
attractively arranged booth.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-11-28

The Snow Mellow Goodies" has a
booth that appeals to all housekeep-
ers, and is kept crowded all the time.
The little booklet given out makes
the claim that with ''Snow-mellow
the price of eggs is reduced from for
ty to ten cents per dozen. Mr.. and
Mrs. John S. Colvin are the demon
Strators.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-11-28

Mr.. J. H. Wendler, of the Rose
lawn Poultry Farm at Lakeland, has
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1913-11-28

A Marion County Fair would be in
complete without an exhibit from Mr..
A. NJ. Lansford. atf. Lansford has a
variety of musical Instruments on ex-
hibition. Pianos, graphophones, plan
olas and has taletned musicians to
give practical exhibitions of the ex-
cellence of the instruments.
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Miss Genevieve McCully, niece of
Mr.. S.. J. McCully of Berlin, has 500
cans OF tomatoes on display. This
shows what a young girl can do on
the farm. The little lady is only II
years old.
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Prof. Rolls of the University o.
Florida, who is attending our fair, is
one of the corn judges, and is greatly
pleased with the display.
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Mr.. d. E. Rolfe has space enough
next to Mr.. Spencer to tell of the ex-
cellence of the Ideal gasoiene engine
for which he is agent
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LIVE STOCK EXHIBIT
It is a source of much satisfaction
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The balloon ascension was again
an arrow-lille fight, and the triple
crop was prettily done, and was en-
soycd by every Dekolder.
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A set of portieres in McIver &
building, made by Mrs. E.
L. Sapp. is wonderfully clever and at
tractive.
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for US to declare that the live stock
exhibit ranks alongside of the general
excellence of the products from field,
grove, garden and barnyard.
The horses, mules, colts cows,
calves, hogs, pigs, sheep and lambs
are prophetic of the coming greatness
of this section of Florida as a stock
producing county.
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The Ocala Gas Engine Works has
a Buick car on exhibition, and Mr.
j. H. Spencer is on the ground to tel
Of the merits of the Buick over al
other cars.
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The Imperial Steam Laundry has
the next booth, which contains a col
lection of the style of laundry work
done at this new establishment. The
work looks very pretty 1t is in
charge of Miss Lucille Park.
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Mrs. Harvey Murray was in black
and gole.
Mrs. William Williamson was in
white with amethyst ornaments.
Mrs. Lydia McStocker wore white
chiffon gracefully draped over char.
meuse.
Miss Comma Wadman wore gold
s.coiored charmeuse with shadow lace
and rhinestones. A quaint little cap
Of gold net and pink roses finished the
costume. IT,
Miss Helen Giryin was gowned in
turquoise blue satin, draped with chif-
fon.
Mrs 6. Hedemann wore gray chif-
fon over satin.
Mrs. Bruce Cartwright Jr wore
cloth Of gold with old gold ornaments
and parmenterie.
Mrs. B. F. Dillingham; was regal In
her gown of black with suggestions
Of white.
Miss Christina Bradley wore a
dainty frock of white with shadow
lace.
: Miss NGenevieve Bradley wore old
rose satin caught up over an accord
ion pleated fiounce of chiffon. The
bodice was finished with shadow lace
Miss Isabel McCorriston wore APP
pie green chiffon over white
A charming frock of white chiffon
and satin with trimmings of rhine
stones was worn by Mrs. Robert Hair
Mrs. A. G. M. Robertson was hand
somely gowned. in pink chiffon over
satin embroidered with rhinestones
and jewels.
Mrs. e. M. Watson was in black
with touches Of Balkan
Miss Julie McStocker wore apple
green satin with shadow lace and a
suggestion of old rose on the bodice.
Mrs Norma Adams was in white
with touches of lavender and lace.
Miss Daisy Colburn wore blue chif-
-fon over satin.
Miss Nina Craig was in white with
attractive trimmings of Bulgarian
hues.
Miss Eunice Pratt was dainty in a
gown Of pink chiffon over satin
Miss Henrietta Smith wore an at
tractive gown of pink chiffon over
blue satin. trimmed with delicate pink
chiffon roses
Mrs. Lemuel Ables was in white.
Miss Agnes Buchanan wore yellow
crepe meteor with a smart little bow
at the back of black tulle.
Miss Rennie Cation wore DELPHI blue
and white with shadow lace. the skirt
accordian pleated in the popular style.
Among the guests present were Mr..
and Mrs Charles Lucas. Mrs. and Mrs.
John Lucas, Mr. and Mrs. George Luz
cas-. Mr.. George w. Lucas, Mr.. and
Mrs B. F. Dillingham;, Mr.. ana Mrs.
Frank Thompson. Mr.. and Mrs. Cliff
ford High, Mr. Joe Lucas, Miss Gem
ma Wadman, Mr. William Zerffi, Mrs.
Norma Adams, Miss Genevieve Brad
ley. Miss Christina Bradley, Mr.. and
Mrs E. ~ Watson, Mr. and Mrs L.
C. Ables Mr.. and Mrs. William Will
hanson, Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Wilder,
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Murray, Miss
Lydia McStocller, Miss Julia McStock-
er, Major and Mrs Edward H. Timber
lake, Mrs. W. w. North. Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Williams. Mr. Robert Motor
riston, Miss Isabelle McCorriston,
Miss Eva McCorriston, Mr.. and Mrs.
J. Craig, Miss Nina Craig, Mrs. Edna
Pennett Mr. Harry Cobb, Mr.. Robert
Mist. Lieut. B. r. Peyton. Miss Hell
en- Girvin, Mr.. Ulrich, Miss Eunice
Pratt, Mr.. and Mrs George Beckley.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G.. NJ. Robertson. Mr..
and Mrs Robert Hair, Father Steph-
en-, Mr.. William Roth, Mr. and Mrs.
Carl Hedemann. Mr. Edmund Hede-
mann, Miss Florence Hoffman. Miss
Rennie Cation. Mr.. Richard Cation.
Mrs. Gussie Schmidt. Mr.. and Mrs.
Carlos Long, Miss Ethel Whiting, Mr.
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Turkish
Bath Towels

have caused many of our customers to
double their purchases on this item. This
week We will maintain the same prices on
these goods as follows:
Size 2OxiO Regular 81 IS, Clearance $500
Size 22x46 Regular 81. %, Clearance $3.50
Size 25x5O Regular $500, Clearance 1915
Size 27x46 Regular 81. so, Clearance $500
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Serpentine Crepe
The leading popular priced Crepe of
lne,-icG

Americd
Regular zoe Clearance 15c
In white and large variety of plain
colors and floral designs.
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will be brimful Of stirring bargains. Many lots of
new goods which arrived during the past week will be
included in the general sweep Of reductions
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BIG VALUES IN
Evening Scarfs
and
Spangled Wells

we're sold up to So. 70 NOW selling at
81. so each 6sae
The Extraordinary Low Prices on our
Stock of
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A FAVORABLE PURCHASE OF
Indian Head

enables us to sell this at less. than whole
sale prices:
33-inch Soft Finished, 8 yards for $L0O
36-inch Soft Finished, 8 yards for $1.00
45-inch Soft Finished, 6 yards for $1.0O
No. 60 Berkeley Cambria, 9 yds. for 81 ].
No. 100 Berkeley Cambria, Z yds. for 81.
BLEACHED ssNORWO0D'
SHEETING
72-ineh ........ % lie
s1-inch ............ 25c
9O-inch ....... 81 lie
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A large number of untrimmed shapes
at 80 cents each
Tailored Hats at $1s50 each
Children's Hats at 60c, 81 and $1.50.
See our window display of these goods
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-09

Postmaster Antoine Deloria. Gard
ner, Mich, speaks for the guidance Of
those troubled with kidney and blad-
der Irregularities, and says From my
own experience I can recommend Fo-
ley Kidney Pills. My father also was
cured Of kidney disease, and many
neighbors were cured by Foley Kidney
Pills" O. G. schaefer and Red Cross
Drug Store.-Adv.
HONOR MEMORY OF VAN EYcK.
Khent, Acg. "a magnificent mon
ument in honor Of Van Eyck, the
eminent Flemish painter who lived
in the early part of the fifteenth cen
tury, was unveiled in Client today
with imposing ceremonies. King AL
bert, attended by the councillors Of
state, the foreign diplomats and
numerous other persons of distinction,
was present at the unwilling.
Las Vegas optic., 1913-08-09

way to serve husbands, but by study
ing their qualities and age they can
be made delicious by right treatment.
In selecting husband, you should
not be guided by the silvery appear
ance, as in buying mackerel; nor by
the golden tint, as is the rule when
selecting salmon. Be sure to select
him yourself, as tastes differ.
Do not go to the market for him, as
those brought to the door are always
best; and you had better not select
one at all unless you understand the
art of coking properly. It does not
make so much difference what you
cook him in as how you cook him.
See that the linen in which he is wrap
Iped is immaculate and it not minus
the necessary strings and buttons.
Don't try to keep him in the kettle by
force, as he will remain there if pro.
per care is taken. IF he sputters and
fizzes, or tries to bubble out, do moi
be anxious about him. Some husbands
have an ungovernable energy. and II
they happen to bubble over they will
soon be willing to be taken back again
for they find the griddle too hot fol
comfort, and of the two evils gladly
choose the one at home in the kettle
If he does not seem Favored enough
add little sugar in the form of what
the confectioner calls kisses; then pet
him and let him cool off, and you viii
have a husband fit for a queen. But
warn you, do not use vinegar or rec
pepper, as he will shrivel and dry un
til he becomes hard and unpleasing
There are times, however, when a lit
tile spice would make him an appetiz
ing relish, though the spice must bt
used with rare judgment.
Do not try him with anything sharI
to see if he is becoming tender. Stil
him gently the while, lest he stay
too long in the kettle and become fla
and tasteless.
If thus treated you will find hin
very delectable, stimulating, and gen
orally agreeing with you, and he viii
keep as long as you want him.