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The bee., 1913-07-29

Ny dear" said Bounderiy. I'm tell
yoa what let's do. We've tried about
everything else in the way Of stirring
things up in this town; now let ~
have 9 party which shah be exclusive
b for the divorced people In our
Oot"
1T would be q splendid thing. Hor-
ace, and the newspapers would prob
ably give ~ a lot Of space on it." his
Wtfs replied. but yOu know how |
hate q crush"
The bee., 1913-07-29
It WIN Not Help.

Some day people win have ad
vanced so far upon the way to civil
zatlon that every man and every won
an will be permitted to wear what
he or she wishes to wear, without be
ing subjected to public criticism OF
the boots of foolish mobs."
But do you think that win be any
advantage?"
Certainly"
mo, even then It win not be pos
sfble for any woman to wear what abe
Hikes, for no woman's husband viii
ever be able to AFFORD that.
The bee., 1913-07-29
IMPORTING NURSES.

EVANSVILLE, Ind, July 24.-Nurs
es are being imported here to hell
fight the typhoid fever epidemic that
has been raging in the city for sew
eral days. There are more than 100
cases of the disease here now. &C
cording to the city health board.
Hospitals that hitherto have refus
ed to take contagious cases are now
opening their doors to the typhoid
fever patients. Many people are boil
ing their water and milk.
The bee., 1913-07-29
HAYS, DEMOCRAT, ELECTED
GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS.

I@4ITTI4E ROCK, Ark. July 24.-Re-
turns received up to midnight. while
incomplete. show the election today
OF George W. Hays. of Ouachita coun-
ty. the democratic nominee as gov
erhor Of Arkansas by a majority
smaller than usually given the demo
cratic gubernatorial candidate. Har-
ry H. Myers, republican; George w.
Murphy, progressive and Emile Web
Der. socialist. were the other candi,
dates Myers has a slight lead over
Murphy for second place.
The bee., 1913-07-29
LOST ON RACES AND
JUMPED IN NIAGARA.

BUFFALO, N. Y. July 24.-The Boz
dy Of Claude Mcoliver, the negro Of
2O7 Fourth street Louisville, who
leaped into Niagara river at Interna-
tional bridge in Niagara Falls last
week, was found at Chippewa, Ont,
early today. Mcoliver was employed
at the TT. Erie race track and commit
ted suicide because he had suffered
heavy losses at the races.
The bee., 1913-07-29
(By Ruth Cameron.)

'But there aren't any holes in those
stockings" said Molly. "Why do you
put them into the pile to be darned?
The Lady Observation-Disclosures.
how had been sorting out her weekly
grist of stockings on the veranda, and
Molly had been lying in the hammock
watching.
The lady picked up the pair OF
stockings in question and ran her
hand into them again for Molly's
benefit. 81 know there isn't any
hole" she explained, but see all
those weak places"
"You aren't going to darn them?"
asked Molly, incredulously.
Indeed am" said the lady; 81 al
ways do. / find its very much easier
than darning holes. That's part OF
my philosophy, you know"
Philosophy" echoed Molly, inquir-
ingly.
YES" said the lady. II mean that
believe in darning the weak places
everywhere in life instead of waiting
for the holes to come You know my
husband inherited weak lungs. You
didn't know it? Well, 1 suppose that
means we've darned the weak place
pretty successfully. Both his father
and mother died of tuberculosis, and
he was naturally stoop-shouldered
and narrow-chested. If we hadn't
done anything about it l don't doubt
that his lungs would have gwen out
under some of the nard strains he has
had to bear. But instead of waiting
for the hole to come he darned the
weak place by taking exercise and
sleeping out of doors and building
himself up by his diet. wasn't that
better than letting the weak place
become hole and then spending the
rest OF his life trying to patch it up?"
Molly admitted that it was, n-
well, that's one way of darning
the weak places" went on the lady.
"And Mrs. S. is an example of an-
other. That pretty girl of hers is Just
beginning to realize how pretty she
Is and to think Of nothing but clothes
and boys. Some mothers would say,
1t is just the foolish age, ana
wouldn't try to do anything about it
unless the weak place became a ba6
hole, but Mrs. S. believes in darning
the weak places, and she is doing
all she can right now to make Dor
othy modest and sensible and I'M
spoiled.
And then there are the weak places
In our efficiency" went on the lady,
warming to her subject. Now. Il
know stenographer who is so quick
and accurate, and such a pleasant
person to have around, that her en-
ployers bear with her bad spelling.
Sometimes they get out Of patience
with her, but they have always for
given her so far, and she thinks they
will, and so she does not try to darn
that weak place. should hate TO see
u wear through into hotel, because
It would be so much harder then 10
The bee., 1913-07-29

MEN UNI
Who In person led the victorious forces
In the Battle Of the Thames.
dore Perry a special attraction in the
Louisville celebration will be the re
union Of the Perry family. regardless
Of kinship. Everybody by the name
Of Perry" will be invited to this spe-
cial entertainment and those who ex-
pect to attend are requested to notify
Edwin Perry at the Louisville head
quarters.
The Kentucky Association, which
has in charge the Louisville celebra-
ton, has given an order for a quarter
Of a million ancestry certificates to be
handsomely engaved, and which will
be filled in and given away as souve-
Mrs to descendants of Kentucky sol
diers and sailors OF the War of 1919.
Another entertainment In their hon
or will be a mammoth reception, at
which refreshments will be served and
opportunity provided for public ad-
dresses. For the few remaining actual
sons and daughters banquet will be
given. A great ball will be given in
the First Regiment Armory, which has
a capacity of 10000 for them.
Forty per cent Of the white male
population Of Kentucky engaged in the
War OF 1912. consequently forty per
cent Of the succeeding generation were
really sons and daughters OF that war.
and, estimating that ons-half OF them
intSrmarried with families which did
not participate in the war, sixty per
cent OF the third generation we're
grandchildren OF the war, and in sim.
liar manner at least seVenty-five per
cent and probably as high as ninety
per cent Of the fourth and incoming
fifth generations are descendants OF
Kentucklans who fought in that war.
1t is estimated that in the state of
Kentucky alone one million men, wom-
en- and children are eligible to partici-
pate in the proposed reunion, and 1t
is estimated that another million now
living outside of Kentucky are eligible
to participate.
During the week OF the celebration
in Louisville spectacular free events,
including features on a mammoth
scale not heretofore given with any
American celebration, will be provided
every afternoon and evening Pilgrim
ages to notable historic scenes of in
terest may be made in the mornings.
In addition 20 free attractions there
will be scores OF the highest priced
amusement concessions that can be Sc
cured on the American continent.
The railroads In q radius Of 500
miles of Louisville have been asked
TO make a rate for the celebration
week and Immediately preceding and
following that week Of one cent a mile.
Railroads running out Of Louisville
probably will give low rates to other
points in Kentucky, 80 that former
Kentuckians who live a great distance
can visit their old homes az well a.
attend the Louisville celebration.
Local committees are preparing an
1912 museum. In which they solicit the
loan OF any souvenir or relic OF the
War OF 1912. providing the trAnspor'
tation at their expense, and guaran-
teeing that articles loaned for the
week will be returned to owners. This
museum for the time being will I'M
doubtedly be the most valuable eOllec'
ton In America,
The bee., 1913-07-29
A GIRLS EDUCATION.

An Australian Journal says a girls
education is most incomplete unless
she has learned -,-.'. - y.
To sew. ..F~,
To cook,
To mend.
To be gentle. 49,. - %
To value time.
To dress neatly. Z -
To avoid idleness.
TO keep secret.
To be selfreliant.
To darn stockings.
To respect old age.
TO make good bread
TO keep a house tidy.
To make home happy.
To be above gossiping.
To control her temper.
TO take care Of the sick.
TO take care of the baby.
To sweep down cobwebs.
TO marry man for his worth.
To read the very best books.
To take plenty Of active exercise.
To be a helpmate to her husband
To keep clear of trashy literature
To be light hearted and felt footed
To be a Komanly woman under al
circumstance.
The bee., 1913-07-29
oewtie Fannie.

What are you laughing At Ma.
bdF"
i've just got letter from Cousin
Fannie"
Il never suspected that your Cousin
Fannie was much Of q humorist
Where IL sher"
In Holland. She says she intends
TO send me picture postcards from Rot
terdash and Amgterdash."
The bee., 1913-07-29
KENTUCKIANS'
HOMECOMING
ONE MILLION FORMER RESI-
DENTS INVITED TO ATTEND
GREAT CELEBRATION.
RAILROADS OFFER LOW RATES
Perry's Victory on Lake Erie, Battle
Of Thames and Massacre Of River
RaisIn To Be Reproduced In Fire.
works and Sham Battles.

One million expatriated Kentuck-
ians and their children, even to the
fourth and fifth generations, have
been invited to return to Louisville to
participate in the Perry's Victory Cen
tennial Celebration, to be held in that
city seven days, beginning September
2s. Those particularly invited are the
descendants OF Kentucky soldiers and
sailors Of the War Of 1912, and It ~
estimated that rs per cent OF native
born Kentuckians and the descendants
Of those born in Kentucky in the past
century ale eligible to participate in
such a celebration. Approximately one
million people now living In other
states are included in the list Of those
invited"
The purpose Of the Louisville cele-
bration is to commemorate not only
Perry's victory on Lake Erie but all
other events of the war OF 1912. How
ever. in particular honor Of Commo-
The bee., 1913-07-29
No chance to spite Him.

why do you put up with the man
ayers boorishness asked the lead
ing man. you could get another en-
enRAGement tomorrow II you were to
leave this company"
7 know IT," replied tho lady star.
-but my understudy won't sven catch
a bad cold
The bee., 1913-07-29
PRoHl5 CANDIDATE PLEADS
GUILTY TO HORSE STEALING

MINNEAPOLIS, Mimi. July "a
j. 9. Russell. once a candidate for
mayor If this city on the prohibition
ticket, arraigned on a charge OF horse
stealing today pleaded guilty in dis
trict court He was sentenced to an
intermediate term in state prison This
viii make the third trim Russell has
served in the state penitentiary. He
also has a record OF six terms in the
Minneapolis workhouse. Drink. he
says. was the cause Of his downfall.
The bee., 1913-07-29
No ldea Of Buslnsss.

"Businessl" exclaimed his Wifs:
'-Charlsy has no idea OF business what
ever. Why he wouldn't know any bet-
ter than TO 90 TO France and invest his
savings in a baby buggy factory"
The bee., 1913-07-29

.what are you trying to do. sont-
I'm tattooln' my arm
Don't do H. had the name Of my
nrst wife tattooed on myself, and I've
had a deuce Of a time explaining Il "a
each OF the rest OF my wives"
The bee., 1913-07-29
OARNING THE WEAK P4ICES

patch than it is llOw, but
But have tried" interrupted
Molly, suddenly.
How hard?" asked the lady, not
at all surprise the Interruption
Not very" admitted Molly, recluc-
family. you d. 1t happen to have a
spelling book h3ldy do your"
The bee., 1913-07-29

Probably fome of those who invest
ed in Mexcan enterprises are now
wishing they had taken out postal
savings ba books at 2 per cent
The bee., 1913-07-29
The only Thing She Could DO.

The Only Thing She Could Do.
my goodnessl can't understand
how she could give up her child.
They say II has really been adopted
By a family that lives In the eouD-
try. .s-~amsssr'' 1sas.soss'e---~-------- =
Eyes. You see she found q nat
that Just suited her, and they
wouldn't allow children In the build
ing"
The bee., 1913-07-29
SPONTANEOUSLY INJURED.

EVANSVILLE Ind, July 24.-Ed-
ward Willis, as. while walking in his
sleep early this morning. fell from
the second story of HIS home and was
internally injured. He win probably
die.
The bee., 1913-07-29

A man may DO the right thing. and
yet be a failure. unless he occasionally
does Il At the right time.
The bee., 1913-07-29

An Australian Journal says a girls
education IS most incomplete unless
she has learned -,-' o. - ~.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
p.rpetus, Motion cranks.

Judging. from the applications for
patents one a week, all Great Britain
apparently Is trying to invent a perpet'
ual motion machine. only Great Britain
calls It a ''self moving engine" The
wires and bones of models may be
found bleaching in hundreds on the
shelves Of the patent Office. 1t goes
without saying that not n shows the
slightest inclination to move Itself.
Varied and often pathetic are the his
tories OF the inventors. Not a few OF
them have spent the years OF their
primein the chase Of this un~attainable
will O the wisp; others have dropped
thousands of pounds in the quest; still
others have trailed the quarry into the
insane asylums. n all the wasted en-.
ergy spent in seeking the solution OF
this problem had been converted into
the beaten channels Of endeavor the
patent Office officials believe there
would be few problems Of mechanics
left today unsolved.-New York Sun.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
Qaodands.

If It were customary or possible for
the king Of Great Britain and Ireland
rigidly to exercise bis royal preroga.
tives be would in the course Of . few
months become the owner Of many ve-
hicles. especially motorcars. that ira.
verse the streets and roads Of bis king
dom. since be Il entitled to all dec.
dands. A deodand Is IAN ARTICLE which
has proved the Immediate ind decd.
dental occasion Of the death OF any
reAsonabfe creature:' This right was
for hundreds.sof years enforced as a
means Of swelling the royal e%xchequer
and. legally speaking. could still be en-
forced. II a man were killed by being
run over the vehicle and its contents.
A. we'll ms the horse. became the kings
property. The number OF reasonable
creatures" land dogs might be included
BY some within this category, run over
BY motors in England would keep the
king ID automobiles unit, he would bs
obliged to construct many garages
Harper's Weekly. 90
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
What Happsnsd.

"Are you the man who writes all
this joyous advice about scattering sun.
shine and giving everybody that seems
worried a glad hand and a word Of en-.
coiu,r1alig,eelment'?"
eyes," said the nal with scarce hair
and inky fingers. II am n Of the
professional optimists who do that sort
of thing"
"Well. I'm not going to sue you for
damages or false pretenses OF anything
Of that kind. l just want to let you
know that ! tried to heed your lesson.
I went to one Of our great cities and
tried to speak words Of cheer and com.
fort to the ov~erburdened souls that l
sawrushing past me-"
what happened"
"Before | had cheered up four peo.
pie I got arrested for being a conf.
dence an."-Washlngton Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
N;m.tsIrrSfMI.

Terms used aboard ship are int M
esune and might. in collision. 'bss We
ri. Toward the ship'a bend - TOT
ward (pronounced for'ard|. The oppoI
site direction is aft,
!. Looktng for'ard and to the rish.,'s
starboard; to the left Is port. Inc
quarter from which the wind blows Is
win,dward: its opposite is to Ieeward
(pronounced loo'ard,.
A scuttle is q window on board snip;
q stairway Is a companion ladder: a
bed is i bunk: a Kitchen range 10 a
galley. This term Is also applied to the
captains own boat. The ~forecastle
pronounced ~fo'c's'le, is any covered ID
place ii the bows. A knot is a speed
Of one sea mile per hour. sG!OS0 feet.
The ship wears a flag: the Is the cor
rect term. Passages are gahgways.
Bollards are stout pillars round
which run the hawsers-steel wire
ropes. The bridge is sacred to the cap.
tain and oficers.-London Tit.Bits.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
xIGSSNyj HSs mSsy uYSI'

xsbastos " the most important orr !.
.pfo6nng material knowD III 6broos
structure adaptsgit ton wide range Of
i1ppiicstio6s-froln woven fabrics, such.
~ ttBeater curtains ana articles Of
ciotftfiIg to asi1sstos shingles. st'icco,
plaster, asbestos wood" and various
other forms of building material that
render STRUCTURES thoroughly tireproof.
lts Hghtness. strength durability and.
Insulating properties against heat and
electricity give 1t special advantages
for use In constructing cars aud cleo
trio motor subways. The most common
uses Of asbestos are for asbestos pa
per. millboard, pipe covering and lag
eiiig to inclose beat pipes. furnaces
and locomotives in order to prevent
loss OF heat in transmission. As u
nonconductor OF heat 1t may be used
not only III the preparation Of freproof
safes and vaults. but also for odd
storage and cooling structures. Houses
made Of asbestos materials or coated
With asbestos throughout are not only
warmer In winter. but cooler III sum-
lei
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
Tho Flying Froae Of Java,

The Jnvanese frog is a creature
measuring between fifteen and twenty
i've inches. The skin Of Its back is
pale blue and by night looks dark
green Or olive brown. The frog re.
mains motionless during the day. with
eyes sheltered from the light and with
belly up. c'ingfng to its support BY ad.
hesive cushions and by Its belly. which
Is provided with 4 sticky covering: and
It Il hardly distinguished BILE from the
objects that surround It. At nightfall
It begins its hunt for, the mammoth
crickets on which it, feeds. making
leaps covering seven, feet of ground.
During the leap the play Of lungs filled
with air swells It'll. Body. To descend
from d height It spreads wide its claws
and. dropping. rests, upon its feet-Ex.
change.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
r ptss~For thu k1tetSr.N

The kitchen should be the rednery.
the laboratory. the factory Of tile home
ana the pivotal point about which tile
activities Of the home rev6lvs Costs
should be, considered thtoughtfully: no
scrap sof food should he wasted 1t all
can be and should be used again in vari.
Gus ways. By buying staple food SUP.
plies ID large quantities from II to 30
per cent can be saved. ANY one wishing
to do so may economic in this way.
Housewives must not look upon their
at asttier1e dfudgery; they must bring
education, intelligence and %concentra.
ZION INN. prnctice:- fhey should learn.
al mn;aTlnnufactu,re,lr's have. that the hest
results. are to be obtained III a work.
shop that is well lighted. properly ven:
tilated and comfortably large. suitably
furnished and sanitary in all its equip.
ments.-Dr. Adeline G. Soule In Les
lies.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
1t. CAUGHT, THE kHEDNE'
. oryssy AtMsries6 Who Musst the
Nsosx ~ tfsst oppjjrtutfity. 4

A orys1y AsmSpieSh. Who Minds the
Nsest ~ Hi oppdrtutsity
When E. Alexahdeit f'ow'etl way sfHiiS
t6nS6tlr Representative, u .ffiee tt5fltstd
bfftey d Aa4exAhdrfaf De rreic:eiteatiNe ilscStl
.1life simofinnf144 from, the lt5iftesssidts1t; sofs an''
AAImsr.ilcab coiiScsFii snsaged IL hsnii s..
nlseture 81 agricultural aud we'll. drill,
10 imschinsry This man expilthit'
TINT he was passing through ESyps
and alked II. t. would be. apO4vtble to
Obtain u at6fance VIII. tut skihsdlSe.
III NH t15ts Frontier: Mr. PoxasiA
Gis1s5gI a sihdapsfns account q ne Inter
edcaltutn lnd Ito attead1a preb-
sefd5 d ( 1ttifgatbb aud fett1lfsa si0d
tUiS6tuts t6sss6ik sbobbS Ina antttsies:.
dieht III th9 thtedive. HGaB c6Ma1fele
56fGv6fh 7ssfeadJyp sHid 66e4AY pHtekkbSf.
msiI1tlsdy9Ae ypss ,aSfaeeultttiaStai d.
Mfe6i6etV Whieh Us pits ptAStttx1
Nuses on his; great estates. Tie te4teswhg
uf Sndy ad6mp1tfiot VIZ doiy ttA0snit.
t5d,t6 tbss ftaiHdd Muster 81 cetetnu1Iss.
S6df 116h0ff4 thefe4fter 4 fSpiJy rs6chGd..
tmfslFtih1 (ttasfds16Sdf t1st day sfdd'bbhf Nw4tgAB
m1s6lk6he3S would receive ID It thu
DUS1ifGNeS5 s55ffs Hftssegsff6!! asss
7 Freck cdsstsssd a1d iob bSttedxe dfSff
81 ~ pelice, ,o1i, TIC d1IS5. ,1ptol1tsds;
49, srseeivtd ~ the ot1elsa1 6fst6s
hnnkakH11 exA- Shnsrn ssxn; go Sa,A4.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
A Railway Acres. tn. Open Sea.

A Railway Across the Open Sea.
The Florida Keys railway runs from
the mainland for a distance Of 124
miles over what is practically open sea.
Imagine 4 string Of tiny islets stretch
Ing Ike the broken OF piers Of some
Titanic bridge right out into the great
salt ocean and you have the Florida
keys. Most OF them are only a few
rods in extent Here and there is one
thai; riescEaoons its area In acres, while
four or five among them are islands
rather than islets. covering several
square miles. Big or little. however,
they serve merely as stations for the
railway, which runs over and upon
them with the open sea on either side
Of it. Moreover, the viaducts and EN-.
bankments that carry the trains, al
though Immensely strong. are SO mar
row and steep that the passengers look
out upon ocean only. There is no land
whatever In sight during the greater
part Of the trip.-Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
Uses For Quartz.

III the manufacture Of soaps and pol
fishing powders quartz is preferred to
silica sand on account Of It's wilderness
and angulartty. Quartz. crushed and
graded to various sizes Is used IL tie 4
manufacture Of sandpaper and sand
belts as a securing agent. for frost.
ing" glass with sand blast apparatus,
etc. Blocks Of massive quartz and
qunrtzaftss are used III the chemical in.
dtstry as a 1ller for acid towers and
al, 4 d,1x in copper smelling. Groiind
quartz Is; also used ID filters and Ia
tooth powders and BY dentists as a
detergent.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
Benefits o. Olive Oil.

Not every one realizes tile medicinal
properties Of olive oil. It is quite true
.that' the machinery OF the body needs
oiling occasionally. like any mechanical
nachire which is constantly n use;
aud olive oil taken internally Is ex.
ceedingg beneficial. A tablespoonful
will AID digestion and ease liver 'tr ri,
Die. Olive oil should be served ire:
quent1yr ms q dressing. Taken either
with salads Or alone It is beneficial for
catarrh either Of the stomach or throat.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
Rowing md Morality.

rOu tue luOrdI lueEc -
no branch of athletics which is such a
character builder as trying for a place
in an eight cared shell. I've heard a
Wide variety Of college critics say that
rowing gets out the finest class Of men
who try for any team. Certainly the
long period of training offers little to
the ,asby type Of man who must have
the prospect Of immediate reputation.
There Is no branch Of athletics which
81 truly teaches the LESSONS Of life.
Steady. consistent effort. cheerful work
under discouraging conditions good
comradeship and good craftsmanship
when the a G goes to another college.
these are the habits which working for
4 place Ii the varsity shell instill into
the American NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Rice ID Outing.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-01
No Primaries For H.r.

Are you going to the primaries to.
night. Etbelinda?" asked the husband
of bis s%uffragette wife.
Indeed 7 am mott" replied tahslady.
DO you suppose that after ! have at.
tended the postgraduate courses IN 90:
,'tlca' science for two years I'm going
70 waste my time on those primary
g classes Hass guess not! They're rood
enough for YOU meh. but VI women
progressed beyond tbatr-Har
per's Weekly.