davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
Try This Hon1e-Mdde
Cough Remedy
Costs Little, But Does the Work
Quickly, or Money Refunded

Mix one pint Of graduated sugar with
u pint OF warm water, and stir for
minutes. Put 2 y ounces of Pinex fifty
cents, worth il a pint bottle; then add
the Sugar Syrup. Take a teaspoenful
every one, two or three hours.
You will find that this simple rem
edy takes hold Of cough more quickly
than anything else you ever used. Usu-
ally ends a deep seated cough inside
of "a hours. Splendid, too, for whoop-
ing cough, Group, chest pains, bronchi-
It's and other throat troubles. 1t slim
ulates the appetite and is slightly lax
ative, which helps end cough.
This recipe makes more and better
cough syrup than you could buy ready
made for $3.50 1t keeps perfectly and
tastes pleasantly.
PineK is the most valuable concen-
trated compound of Norway white pine
extract, and is rich in glIaiacol and all
he natural pine elements which are so
healing to the membranes. Other prep
lrations will not work in this formula.
This plan of making cough svrup with
,'inex and sugar syrup Tor strained
;oney) has. proven so popular through
nut the United States and Canada that
l5 Is often initiated. But the old. sue
3essful formula has never been equaled.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction.
or money promptly refunded, goes with
his rccipe. Your druggist has Pinex or
'vih get it for YOU. If not, send to The
mex Co., TT. Wayne. Ind
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
somethIna 10 Think About

A salesgirl in a local department
store yawned drowsily as she remov.
id her wraps and started to get in
readiness for her days work Thurs
day
out to party last night?" In
CURED one Of the other girls.
mo. but didn't get much sleep"
Weren't you feeling well?"
Yes, but after l put the light out
and jumped into bed l found some:
thing round under the covers and
lay awake all night wondering wheth.
er 1t was nickel or only just a metal
button with the hook broken off,"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
FOR BETTER CHILDREN

School hygiene has gone far for
ward from the old.fashioned daily
ten minutes of class room calisthen
los and from the semi-week'y half
hour OF recitation from duh text
book on physiology" says an editorial
writer in Worlds Work. Such prac
teal things as adequate ventilation
scientific lighting. sanitary privics
exercise in school gardens anG
health inspe tion have replaced the
ED routine gymnastics and the in
struction that did not instruct, PLY
sicians and dentists and sociologists
have come to the aid OF the sohoo
men, and they are all studying to
gether the problems of healthfuu
childhood and cooperating 10 pu
into the efllcint knowledge of sciene,
TO build better race,
1T has been estimated that Of III,
twenty million pupils in the school,
of this country. probably FIVE pc
cent have tuberculosis OF the lungs
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

more than five per cent, have defec
tive vision, twenty-five per cent. are
suffering from mal-nutrition, more
than thirty per cent. have enlarged
tonsils and edenoias or, enlarged
glands in the neck, and more than
Fifty per cent. have defective teeth
which interfere with their develop
ment. In other words, about fifteen
million children require attention to
their physical health.
ITO meet these conditions, many
cities Cow maintain open air class
rooms and even whole schools in the
open air to fight tuberculosis. dental
clinics 30 discover and correct de
fects of the teeth that lead to NAL
nutrition, optical clinics that turn
many 'dull pupils into bright pupils
special class for backward and deic
lent children, and health inspection
and visiting nurses, that do an in
calcuable service toward improving
the bodily and mental vigor of the
young fox.
These helpful activities lend spe
cial significane and interest to the
Fourth International Congress Oh
School Hygiene. which will gather a
buffalo this month. More than 25o
doctors and teachers from all parts
OF the United States and Europe will
gather there to exchange informa.
tion and to compare experiences in
this vitality important work Of human
conservation and uplift. The hope
full advan of American education
especially Of rural education-is very
largely bound up in the practica
knowledge and the inspiring enthus-
iasm that arise from such gatherings
as this"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

There is something pathetic in the
indicated fall of Governor Sulzer OF
New York. A popular idol, long
and hnorefi career in congress. a
presidential possibility. it does seem
that fate was unkind TO have led
him astray. He seems. however, TO
be In bad and there is no question
but what his political life is doomed.
The public conscience has been
aroused TO such an extent within the
last few years that public officials
must live clean lives ans have clean
hands.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
A REAL SURPRISE.


= was talking to my colored man
Of all work the other day" said Hon.
James Yates Meilen of Cleveland,
"and ] asked him If he went to
chufch."
'Yassuh. I goes to church every
Sunday he said.
Are you a MEMBER
"'Yessuh'>
"What church?'
'Prespeteeryun.' -
"'Do you believe in the doctrine of
electionp
"'Yessuh.'
DO you think I am elected to the
savedT
Law; Mr.. Mellen, I didn't even
know you tall was a candidatel' -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
MARRIAGE AND LONGEVITY.

Married men are supposed to wear
themselves out with family cares, in
Guiding hooking up" their wives
Gowns and "walking'% thebaby in the
small hours o. the morning. But
the married men live longer than
bachelors. Perhaps this is because
he former are too busy to become
brain-sick from thinking about them
selves No doubt there Is better
health In considering the comfort C
others than in devoting undivided
attention TO ones own.
However, that may be, the fac
seems to be established beyond ques
ton by the Federal census OF 1871
as well as by statistics collected Ii
1909, by the state authorities of New
York. After careful study of these
statistics, Professor Wilcox, of Cor
lell University, makes the following
moving In a bulletin of the New
York board of health: From 90 tc
30 the death rate among married
men is AZ, while among single me:
I is &c. From 30 to 40 the death
ate among the married men is slight
" under 6, while among single men
t is nearly 10. From 40 to 80 there
S an even greater difference. Thc
death rate among married men
IS, whereas among single men it Is
1915. From so to 60 there is less di
orgenee in the death rates. but there
S q difference in favor of the married
of nearly IL deaths per year pc
thousand, Even from 60 togo the
death rate of married men is Less
han 32,. while that of the single
men Is 5i
Professor Wilcox suggests vari
ny of reasons for the married mans
better chance of longevity. I'm
loubtedly. he says, tho lower death
rate among married men is partly due
70 the fact that as rule those wht
are in good health are reader e
marry, while those with more delicate
health, especially If suffering froa
my definite ailment, are not willing
to assume the burden and responsi
hility OF a family. Another factor q.
surely is that married men live muc,
more regular lives, as a raiIe, ant
consequently avoid many of the daa
gers of irregular living Besides fesl
ing their responsibility to others. the!
do not take such risks of life or i'll
less, and as rule avoid venture
some expeditions and dangerous occ,
pations.'
All these are contributing causes
al we doubt ii any of them is q
important as Sle one suggested /,
cur FIRST paragraph. There is healtl
n continuing useful activity for tn,
benefit Of others and the forget 4
ness of self involved.
The Macon Telegraph goes fun
Their into the statistics and finds tina
marriage seems to be somew Ga
less certain life preserver in the cas-
of women. The same statistics sho,
that from 90 to so married wome
have a higher death rate than sinsl
woiaen, the proportion being about
20 4. But the death rate OF sing.
women is higher from 80 to 40 a
! we'll as fer all the other periods Il
/ to SO.
---------
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
Acknowledgement.

when a woman makes blunder
some man is sure to say, Now, that's
just like a woman!'H'M
Eyes. and he doesn't realize at the
timesthat he is paying her compli-
ment."
in what way?"
''If she had acted Just like a man,
the chances are she would have done
a great deal worse"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

Permanent registration in some
form Is a good thing for the eli.
zens of Georgia. Once a regis
tered voter, always registered
voter--if you pay your taxes.
Athens Banner.
And after you die or move
away from your old home some
professional politician VIII pS
your taxes and vote your name
through the aid OF "a ringer.
There is nothing better S6sAn.
nah Press.
Oh well, you will be a good It'll
angel after you die and the Finger
can harm you not.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

II must be confessed by all that
Woodrow Wilson is a man OF cool,
deliberate poise The complex Mexi.
can situation. the tariff legislation
and other official cares have not In
the slightest disturbed his equilib-
rum. g
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

The odor of stale perspiration about
the body can be gotten rid of by using
a little Of DARBY'S PROPHYLACTIC
FLUID in the bathtub. 1t purifes the
skin thoroughly and lends a refresh
ing influence tothebath. Price, large
bottle, so cts. Sold by all dealers.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

II Governor John Lind was The
right man to be made the personal
representative of President Wilson
In Mexico why not have made HIM
ambassador The act of sending a
personal representative is as much
that OF recognition as having sent
him there as ambassador.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
A Diaonosls.

IT fear you do not really love me"
said the young doctor.
why do you say that?" demanded
the girl
Your pulse does not seem to accel
crate any when | hold your hand"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
The New Pacar Money.

u see the government wants the
new bills to look valuable. In short
they want design in keeping"
Il would rather suggest dressed
turkey in the center. with border Of
.Aznb chops"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

How the public mind shifts Ten
days ago every authority OF any kind
in the Frank case in Atlanta was
sure fhat the defendent would he ac-
quilted Now the general opinion
there and elsewhere that prett .
strong case has been made out
against him
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

That Frisco man who was offered
$4,000 merely to vanish was a
chump not to have accepted the job.
Just think how easily some poiiti-
clans do the vanishing stunt.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

Secretary McAdoo has done wise
thing In that crop moving matter
Now If he viii Just do something to
move the Southern farmers little
more he will have rendered anothar
service.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
Only Way to Do Ii.

"Why are you tying that rope about
your ankles?"
81 am going out walking with my
girl"
But / don't see"
''She wears a hobble, and want to
keep step with her, don't I?''
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

Richard Pearson Hobson is an nc.
tive candidate for the senate to sue.
coed the late Senator Johnston.
However Hobson has never distin-
guished himself much in congress,
and like SECRETARY Bryan, he has a
too pronounced fondness for The lee.
ture platform.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
Still INCOMPLETE,

We'll. we have had the infant fitted
with glasses. his appendix removed
and his stomach REINFORCED. Have we
overlooked anything?"
Just one ITEM ~
What is that?"
1--WE have forgotten to name the
child"
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

Well, Governor Lind is finally in
Mexican territory and as yet there
has been no combustion In the land
of the hot snmale. Mexico has per
haps embraced the theory that dis
erection OF the wisest part of valov.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

With Blease. Lever and Smith all
in that senatorial fight In South Caro-.
lima. we can see some lively times
ahead for the good people over home.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

Then again, had Governor Sulzer
established diplomatic relations with
Tammany, he might have been IN a
different plight today,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

The Pensacola News wants to
know what has become of the old
fashioned husband who pines away
in lonesome and blue, when his wife
goes away for the summer. Search
usi
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
SURE sian.

When bshy's very, very bright,
And very clever and all that,
The mother knows on just which side
The house it got It's brightness at.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

We really tremhle To think what Il
going to happen to this country dur
ing that whole year that Roosevelt
Is absent.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
His Fatal GIFT.

He used to be q lady-killer,
And now he is wIshin'
That name would not hang on so
Since he is q physician.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
TELEPHONE
Business Office, Editorial Room. .18S
OFFICIAL ORGAN OF

0iynn County, City Of Bru nswIck.
United States Court of Bankruptcy
for Ten Counties In south Georgia.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
Brunswick u florida
Steamboat Co.
SCHEDULE

SCHEDULE.
STEAMER EMMELINE.
Brunswick to Cumberland Island and
Fernandina, Fla.
Leave Brunswick :. :. ....S:45 a. n.
l.rrive Jekyl Island :. :. $3.50 a. m.
Arrive Cumberland :. :. .10:4o a. m.
Arrive Fernandina :. :. lib p. m.
Returning.
Leave Fernandina :. :. ..2:45 p. m.
Arrive Cumberland :. :. ..5:15 p. m.
Arrive Jekyl :. :. =. -. g: 45 p. IA.
Arrive Brunswick :. ...f:30 p. N.
Sundays.
Leave Brunswick :. :. 1900 a. M
Leave Cumberland :. =. 400 p. M.
Don't miss this trip-fno view of
club house and home of millioniarsS.
Jekyl Island.
Dungerness, home or the Carne-
giles, Cumberland.
Steamers will stop at st. Simon's
Pier on Sundays for parties OF ten or
more wishing to VISIT Cumberland.
j. B. WRIGHT. Manager.
Excursion to Fernandina and Cum
herland every Sunday, leaving Bruins
wick at a. m, arriving Fernandina
1880, allowing ample time to visit
Amelia beach before returning-Fare
round trip, Fernandina. 81; Cumber-
land. sec. Every Saturday round
trip to Fernandina, 81 on regular
schedule, good TO return until Mon
do, afternoon.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12

De Scribe (boastfully)-Yes there
are several magazine editors who will
take anything / send them now.
De Rhimmes-Yes, suppose some
of the editors do get careless this
spring weather
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
(Sunday ScheduIe).

Special SItdHIGTS connecting WITH
Sunday excursion trains leaving at
1890 a. m.
Special excursion every Thursday
evening, June 18th to September list.
Music and dancing at pavilion, New
st. Simon's Hotel. Leave Brunswick
500 p. N. Leave Ocean Pier HOO
p m.
U. S. mail to and from Ocean Pier
twice each day.
J. B. WRIGHT, Manager.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1913-08-12
SCHEDULE.

SCHEOOLE.
Brunswick, ST. Simon's and Darien
Steamboat Company.
STEAMER HESSIE.
Brunswick to Darien, Ga.
Touching at st. Simon's Mills,
Frederick and st. Simon's Island.
Leave Brunswick :. :. 49,. 80 a. m.
Arrive st. Simons Mills $50 a. m.
Arrive Frederick ..... ..10:3O a. m.
Arrive Darien :. :. :. ...12:15 p. m.
Returning
Leave Darien :. :. =, ....2:30 p. n.
Arrive Frederick :. :. ....4:30 p. m.
Arrive ST. Simon's Mills :. 5:15 p. m.
Arrive Brunswick :. :. ...6:30 p. m,
Take this picturesque route and
see the first settlement in Georgia at
Frederica-the old fort and cannan
lsed by Oglethorpe.
]. B. WRIGHT. Manager.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-12-12
aThe IumnInr Erenchman.v

Scientists have long been puzzled
to account for a peculiar affection Of
the nerves possessed by many French
Canadians, particularly those belong
ing to the working and artisan classes.
If spoken to suddenly and sharply,
they for moment lose complete pos
session of themselves; and do the
most absurd things In obedience to a
command. River men will leap from
their RATS into the water at the word
Jump" and they will. if told to,
throw away anything which they may
have In their hands. A nudge in the
ribs is followed by long leap or
sometimes by a flying kick. Innum-
cradle rough practical il es are play
ed by means Of this mys erious power.
Many a man in crowd has received
a. rouslng kick from behind only to
find upon turning round that his ag-
gressor was the involuntary victim Of
some miscellaneous person in the
crowd. The cause Of this nervous dis
ease has never been located. It Is
probably a form of what is colloquial-
ly called st. Vitus Dance.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-12-12

HARVESTER WAS BOYS IDEA
Suggested to Father Plan Of Putting
Large Scissors, Instead Of sie<les,
on Reaplng Machine.


In 1880 Obed Hussey Of Ohio was
inventing a reaping machine, the first
ever designed in this country. His
chief difficulty was the cutting device,
which was three large sickles, set in
a frame and revolFed SO as to cut
into the grain. 1t would not work
satisfactorily A young son, watching
the experiments, asked his father why
he did not use a lot of big scissors,
with one handle fastened to one bar
and the other handle to a sliding bar,
thus opening and closing them. Hus-
sey instantly adopted the idea, sub
shutting for scissors the two saw
tGothed blades which are in common
use today on harvesters, the cutting
action being quite similar to that of
scissors
From the boys suggestion he per
fected in one week machine on
which he had in vain exercised all
his ingenuity for the preceding two
years. The principle Of that cutting
device is the principle Of all of the
great harvesting machines, and its
benefit to the farming industry Of the
entire world has been unsurpassed by
any other invention for use on the
farm.-George f. Stratton, in ST.
Nicholas.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-12-12
Following His Trade.

Speeches. with wrath, little man
was ushered into the dock. An orre-
ment Of the police force had found him
lettering about and had arrested him
as suspicious character
What were you doing at the time Of
your arrest?" asked the weary magis-
lrate.
Simply waitingl" spiuttered the
prisoner.
what were you waiting for?g
MY money"
who owed you the money!"
'The man had been waiting forl"
"What did he owe it to you for?"
For waitingl"
The magistrate took his glasses Oft
and glared at the prisoner
DO not Jest with me, he said Nov
ell me, have you a trader"
"Cf course / havet"
Then what is It"
Z earn my living waiting You see,
I'm waitar!n
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-12-12

the southern states, as these were
considered to have greater eccnom-
icaI need for It. Also the general ed
ucation board of New York city offer
ed to help out the work in the south
in order to remedy bad agricultural
conditions. and this board has MAJ
tarially aided in inaugurating clubs
to interest boys and girls In growing
corn, tomatoes and cotton.
In the mean time an urgent demand
arose in the northern and western
states for similar cooperative work
FOR young people. The successful
club work in the south furnished an
impetus for g nationwide work and
the youth OF the north and west have
taken up the national club work with
much enthusiasm. In the cooperative
arrangement with the southern states,
each state had leader in charge Of
the club work whose expenses were
paid, half by the department and half
BY the local organizations interested.
The demands Of the north and west
have been so urgent that eight states
are now waiting to pay half the ex-
penses Of this club work, but the de-
partment Of agriculture has not at
present the funds to furnish the other
half. However, the work is continu-
ally being pushed into new territory
as the funds become available.
The individuals and local organiza-
lions throughout the north and west
have been most enthusiastic regarding
the work Of the boys and girls. Sena-
tors and representatives, sometimes
aid the work by generous eontribu-
lions. Last year I've congressman
from Illinois alone each furnished sue
cessful boy growers of corn with a
trip te the capital Other congress
men nom the New England states,
New york ard West vi<ginia brought
club champions 70 the capital
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-12-12
Making the Profile.

is a smooth board, some sheets Of
which paper, a sheet and candle.
The board is hung upon the wall
with chair in front Of it, but not too
close. About ten feet away have a
lighted candle, the other lights being
put out. Ask boy to sit in the
chair, which should have back high
enough to hold his Aead steady, so
that the shadow of his profile falls
upon sheet of paper tackled to the
board.
Run around the outline Of this pro-
file quickly with soft pencil. Put q
number on it, and the boys name.
Ask another boy to take the chair
while your assistant cuts out the pro
file you have just made. In a few
minutes you will have half dozen
and you may stick in one or two fake
profiles to add to the fun.
Now hang your sheet where the
folding doors go, between two rooms
If possible, and set your candle on a
table in one room, while your guests
take their places in the other. Each
person should have slip Of paper to
write down opposite the number you
call out the name Of the boy they
think the profile belongs to, the num-
bers you have put on them being not
in order of course, but any number
you please, such as 46 and 81.
Standing In the back room, about
one-third Of the way from the candle
to the sheet, you can hold UP pro-
Ale SO that 1t throws a shadow, but
the outline will be so big and look
30 curious that you will be astonished
how hard it is for person to guess
It, even If 1t Is that persons own
profile.
The winner at this game is the one
who gets the greatest number Of cor
rect guesses. If you have slipped In
one or two fake profles you will find
hat some one or other will be sure
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-12-12
Marx Twaln's walk.

Upon certain occasion Charles
Dudley Warner, wis was friend and
neighbor to Mark Twain, asked him to
go walking. and Mark, as usual. re-
fused.
Dudley summoned all his powers Of
persuasion to no purpose.
"You really ought to do it, you
know he said finally. It's according
to scripture"
mo 'mafk-the-pe rfect-man' chest
nuts on me If you please warned the
humorist. Give me your authority. +
Fifty chapter Of Matthew, verse the
forty-frst1 said Mr. Warner, readily
1t reads like this. And whoever shall
compel thee TO go a mile. go with him.
Twain
Needless to say, Twain went witt
Dudley for that walk,