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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
MR.. FIELDS EXHIBIT
OF CITY'S FINANCES.

AS had been promised several weeks
ago. Alderman Henry K. Field, chair
man OF tire rtrtss-----e,-----.-:IL--.~I >f tho
City Council, last night read an inter-
esting paper on the citys' receipts and
disbursements during the present ifs
cal year. Tie paper will be found in
full in the proceedings of the Board
of Aldermen and it should be read
with attention by every person inter-
ested in the city. Mr.. Field, while be-
ing as eager for public improvements
as the most modern progressive, real
ICES the fact that we should take the
hint of the old farmer when told he
should run his stump extractor at a
more lively gait. His reply is pro-
verbal, at might break the machine"
The exhibit sets forth what every
body knew who has watched public
procedures during the past two years
that we are spending considerably
more money than we are collecting
and should the services Of the check
wheel be dispensed with much longer,
the city may find itself in an embar-
RAISING condition.
After having read Mr.. Fields state
ment, we unhesitatingly announce our
affirmation of all he says. But there
is no cause for apprehension, that the
work that has been mapped out will
be brought to a sudden Standstill.
but that the city should move slowly
and conservatively must be admitted
by all sober minded people.
Should any person take the trouble
to scan over the proceedings Of the
City Council during the past two years
he or she will see that the money re-
quired to carry out measures which
have been introduced at each meeting
which will require thousands of dollars.
The revenues are approximately esti-
mated to meet the city's actual cost
of operation with certain margin for
new work and extraordinary or unlock
ed for expenses, and when under such
circumstances, a continuous stream of
ordinances calling for costly improve
ments is introduced, it is apparent
not only Will the city be forced to
borrow twenty or thirty thousand dol
lars yearly, but that this amount will,
ere many years, be quadrupled.
Mr.. Field, it will be seen, had no
intention CT casting frost over the
spirit of public improvements. He
merely desired to show us where we
stand, and this he has done in an able
manner.
The city's bonds, while not soaring
are regarded as one of the safest in
veStments. 1t is his object to keep
them in good company.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
SOCIETY.
Continued from page two.)

Mrs. Michael r. O'Sullivan enter
tanned Monday evening at a delight
full card party at her home on south
Pitt street in honor of Miss Mary
Rose Ryan, of Richmond. Those in
vited to meet Miss Ryan were Miss
Ella Hill, Miss Catherine Birreil. Miss
Marie Stountenburgh, Miss Kathryn
Brill, Miss Mary Kavanaugh, Miss
Edna Brill, Miss Louise Paff, Hiessrs.
George l.. Appich, Frank Hill, Frank
Monroe, Cornelius Hill, George Bontz,
William WoolEs, Charles E. Corgan.
and George Zachary. The prizes were
won by Miss Ryan and Miss Hill and
Messrs. Appich and Zachary. At mid
night buffet supper was served.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
Fish Factory Stock For Sale.

Having increased its capital stock
a limited amount of stock
in the Coan River Guano Co, Inc,
OF Lewisetta, Northumberland couh-
ty, Va. is offered for sale at par in
shares of $50. Address v. II. Boyd
or II. ". Rowe, Heathsville. Va. y
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29

4 headache amedy without the dan
gers Of Headache medicine" You
run no risk when you use MUSTER
OLE to relieve that head ache and
mirerable feeling from cold or conges-
ton. And it acts at once! MUSTER
OLE is clean, white ointment made
with oil of mustard. You rub 1t on
the forehead and temples. Better
than mustard plaster and it does
not blister. Used only externally, and
in no way can affect stomach and
heart, as some internal medicines do.
Best for Sore Throat, Bronchitis.
Group, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia,
Congestion. Pleurisy, Rheumatism,
Lumbago, all Pains and Aches OF the
Back, or Joints, Sprains, Sore Muscles,
Bruises. Chilblains, Frosted Feet,
Colds of the Chest Git prevents Pncu-
monia)
At your druggists in 25c and soc
jars and special large hospital size
for $3.50.
Accept no substitute. If your drug
gist cannot supply you, send 25c or
soc to the Musterole Company, Cleve-
land, Ohio, and we will mail you a
jar, postage prepaid.
Mrs. F. r. Snyder, Brooklyn, n. Y,
Says Have been helped many times
by Musterole when l have had severe
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
BURIAL PLACE OF DIR. CRAICi
AN HISTORIC INQUIRY.

TO the Editor of Alexandria Gaz cite
am anxious to ascertain the burial
place of DR.. James Crack and his
wife, Marian Ewell Craick.
James Craick was named in Wash
ington's will as his cold and Intimate
friend" He was surgeon of the Vir-
cinia battalion, which in 1775 it march
ed from Alexandria to Ft. Duqucsne,
with General Braddock. At the end OF
the Revolutionary War, he was sur
geon General Of the American Army.
He lived in Alexandria after the
Revolution and vas Washington 5
family physician and was with HIM
when he died at Mount Vernon. he
resided in his old age at Vacluse, al
estate near Fairfax Theological Semi
nary and probably died there. Colonel
Arthur Herbert informs me there are
no graves at EacluSc. so that l pre-
SUNG that nc and his wife were buried
in some public cemetery at Alexan-
dria or Washington They both died
about 1914. think they were married
al Bel Air. Prince William county. the
family seat of the Ewc!! family, Nov
-, lTG0. have collected some inter
csting historical matter concerning
them and am anxious to complete 1t
by the addition indicated. l ask any
one having the desired information to
write me.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29

Mrs. a. r. .iaber, of Orders Mo,
had been troubled with sick headache
for about five years, when she began
taking Chamberlain's Tablets. She has
taken two bottles Of them and they
have cured her. Sick headache Is
caused by a disordered stomach for
which these tablets are especially in
tended. Try them, get well and stay
well. Sold by all dealers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
Mount Vernon, Va.
T. F. ELLIS

Truth is simple, requiring neither
study nor art. Reputation is not
made. though sometimes it may be
lost in day. Nearly forty years
Of business experience has proven
TO John A. Marshall & Bro, that it
is healthful to tell the truth. Their
success in the shoe business is
due to their straightforwardness in
business and in. strictly clingiag to
ar honest opinion about the goods
they sell.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
Washington Southern Ry.
Schedule in Effect January 9Th, 1913.

Schedule in Effect January 9TH, 1913.
Trains leave Union Station:
For Washington and points north,
daily at sos, 1923, S:31, 1908 and
1884 am, 1901, $50, Through train
for New York, via P. r. RD GIG.
8:1S, 1913, P. NJ, week days and Got
P. NJ, Sundays only S:07 P. NJ.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond, and
points south at 4:37, 1853, (locaD AND
1902 a. Ill.,, 1916, 1922, SIT QacaD
1927. 9:52, 1902 p. m, daily.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg
at 11:13 a. NJ, daily. On week days
this trim runs through to Milford.
NOTE:-Times of arrival and de-
parture and connections not guaran-
teed.
". P. TAYLOR. Traffic. Mgr.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
GOING OUT WITH
A BAD SMELL.

During the past few weeks General
Daniel E. Sickles. VINO has been prom
inently before the country in various
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29

Mrs Ruth Stewart, of Bermuda, Is
visiting Mrs. Hubert Snowden, II
Washington street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
ALEXANDRIA GAZETTE.
PUBLISHED DAILY.

The Alexandria Gazette Corporation.
Gazette Building King Street,
ROBERT S. BARRETT, President.
and General Manager.
HOWARD W. SMITH, Secretary and
Treasurer.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29

Mr.. and Mrs. Orlando H. Kirk en-
tertained the card party of which they
are members last evening at their
home on Braddock Heights. The
,aoic..-----,------ .oeln.,el ,nilite,..as4 Ell
fectively carried out The pretty
prizes we're won by Mrs. H. D. Kirk,
ard Mr.. Lambeth, Those preseat4were
Mr.. and Mrs Latnebth, Mr.. and Mrs.
George Hulfish, Mr.. and Mrs Harry
D. Kirk, Mr.. and Mrs. David Aitche-
son, Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Cation, Miss
Norris, of Baltimore, Mrs. Kinks
house guest and Mr. Donald Aitcheson.
During the evening Miss Norris, who
has a beautiful soprano voice, sang
several selections which were much
Miss Mary Rambo entertained a
few of her immediate friends at her
home on Wolfe street in honor of ner
twelfth birthday. Those present were
Misses May Brooch, Dorothy and An
ME Knight, Louise and Audry Sch
warzman, Rosie Grover, Regina Lucas,
Elnora Smith, Helen Clark, Helen
Thompson, Louise Griffith, Carolina
Yates, Jessie Gray, Lillian kanbo.
Thelma Brawner, Lucille Tennyson.
Gretta Brawner Charles Rambo,
Melvin Rambo, and Therman Smith.
A very pleasant time was had by all.
Mrs. Lycurgus E. Uhler and Mrs.
Herbert Oliver entertained most de
yesterday afternoon at Five
Hundred in honor of their house guest,
Mrs. William Lanahan Unduch, who
left last evening for her home in Bart
more, to the disappointment OF her
friends who expected her visit TO be of
longer duration. The house was pref
tily decorated with cut flowers and
plants. Mrs. Uhler was beconlngE
rubed in handsomely fashioned gown
of gray crepe de-chine. Mrs. Machen
most graciously served punch to the
ladies before they were seated for the
game. The pretty prizes won by Mrs.
! Richard Gibson and Miss Cora Coch-
iran, were q full-leafed fern growing
from an attractive basket and GRO
cheted work bag The refreshment
coursets were served in most attrac-
| tive way. Those present were Mrs.
Edward Kemper, Mrs. Henry Cooper
! Mrs. D. Monkey Low, Mrs. Isaac
! Gregg, Mrs. Wilmer Waller, Mrs. An
! derson Sonlmers, Miss Katie Uhier
Miss Mary Glenn Uhler, Mrs. Egg
born, Miss Cora Cochran, Mrs. Rich
ard Gibson, Mrs. William Bryant, Mrs
Harry Beverly, Mrs. Frank Stay,
maker, Mrs. Richard Acton, Miss
Frances Danenhower Miss Hackett
and Mrs. Paul Waters, OF Wasmng'
ton.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29

FOR RENT.-Three rooms for light
housekeeping. 219 S. Royal street.
o7-3t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29

TERMS:-Daily, 1 year, $500
Six Months, $3.50. Three Months,
$1.25. One month, 43 cents. One week
10 cents.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29

Entered at the Postofice of Alex
andria, Virginia as second-class mat
ter.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
GEORGE c. ROUND.
Manassas, Va, Jan. %. 1913.

| FIVE PASSENGER TOURING
car for sale cheap to quick buyers.
AS god as new. Apply to 100 n.
Columbus street, Alexandria, Va.
81 II. =. .--z--...- ....,...-.,..... -.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29
Notice TO Post Card Sellers.

| have but $4,000 Alexandria City
views on hand. No more will be pub
lished b.. the undersigned. Send in
YOUR orders for spring trade NOV.
Respectfully,
I. +. ELLIS.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-29

When in Alexandria Stop at Hotter
Pammel.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Pumpkin or Squash Pies.


In making pumpkin pies l make the
shell. first crimping the edge and
making sure the air is out from under
the crust. In the meantime have my
squash or pumpkin cooking on the
stove, pared and diced; when / can
pierce 1t with a straw / take 1t on
the stove and drain 1t through a col
ander; when perfectly dry, ] rub 1t
through colander with my hand. This
is my rule for pumpkin pies. add
an egg for squash and leave out gin
ger, one and one-half cups pumpkin,
one and one-fourth cups milk, cooking
spoon flour, little nutmeg, salt and
ginger, one-eighth teaspoon Of CHINA
mon. / heat this all together and let
it stand perhaps twenty minutes, when
heat 1t again and pour into shell.
Bake in slow oven. sometimes half a
day. My pies are dandies. Try 1t
and see how you get along. II your
pies boil they are spoiled. A squash
or pumpkin pie should bake at least
two hours to be really good.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
IF HAIR IS TURNING
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Don't Look Old Try erandmother's
Recipe to Darken and 5eautify Gray,
Faded, Lheless Hair.

Grandmother kept her hair beauti-
fully darkened, glossy and abundant
with brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear
ance, this simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect. BY asking at
any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get a
large bottle of this old-time recipe,
ready to use, for about so cents. This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
to the hair and is splendid for dan.
druff, dry, itchy scalp and falling hair.
A well-known druggist says every
body uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
because 1t darkens so naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell II has been
applied-it's so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw it through your hair, taking
one strand at a time. By morning
the gray hair disappears; after an
other application or two, 1t is re
stored to its natural color and looks
glossy, soft and abundant.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Punishment to FIJI Crime.

When Congressman Small was a
young lawyer he was once arguing a
case before a country magistrate.
Why" said Mr.. Small, "the man at
the bar, Jones. would just as soon kill
me right here before your faces as
not"
The old magistrate slowly took out
his spectacles, put them on, and peer
ed over to get good look at the des-
perate Jones. Then he pointed his
finger at him, and said: you, Bill
Jones, If you kill John Small here be-
fore me I'll fine you one dollar and
fifty cents for contempt of court, durn
my soul If l dont!"-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Insanity.

What is insanity" was the subject
of paper read before the British
Royal Society Of Medicine by DR..
Charles A Mercier. DR.. Mercier de-
plores the loose application of the ter
rible word to cases that do not merit
it. Thus giddiness, epileptic symp-
toms, fear of closed spaces, as well
as extended spaces, have nothing
to do with insanity. since insan-
ity and unsoundness of mind are not
convertible terms. No one should
dare call a man insane until his con-
duct has been found disordered. That,
of course, does not mean "disorderly
conduct" in the police court meaning.
coupled, usually, by a third disorder
of brain function, would be true insan-
ity. If to these a fourth element be
added, such as poisoning, myxoedema,
govt; specific fever, Graves's disease
then a new diagnosis is needed to as
certain whether the insanity" is not
really a delirium of the more COM
prehensive disease.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
MADE A VICTORY FOR "sENcE"
Farmer Most cIeverIy outwitted, and
Then Insult Was Added
to Injury.

Two large orchards, side by side,
brought much profit to Farmer Tur-
nut. and much trouble. For the or
chards were considered fair game by
the youth OF the village, and two
orchards are harder to watch than
one.
One day, looking from one orchard
to the other, Turmut saw a small boy
shin down a tree, and uttering word
of warning to another imp still up
among the apples, ran off.
Turmut reached that tree in record
time.
Got yer this time!" he roared to
the boy almost hidden among the
leaves. Come down."
Getting no answer, and not being
in a hurry, he sat down and waited.
Time passed, and still he waited
until a servant brought him a note
that had just been dropped through
the letterbox. He did not wait after
he had read it, as follows:
Some people as apples. some as
sence. You bin watchin pare OF
trowsis stuffed with straw, and we
bin gettin' your apples from the other
orchard. Crate victory for sence!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Green Pepper Salad.

Cut slices from the stem ends Of
green peppers and remove the seeds.
Refill with grape fruit, peeled and cut
into cubes, add the tenderest stalks
of celery cut into small pieces and
finely chopped nut meats, allowing
twice as much grape fruit as celery and
one-third as much nut meat as grape
fruit. Arrange and serve with may
onnaise dressing.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
TAKE PLACE OF MEAT
NoURIsHINe AND CHEAP MEALS
MADE OF NUTS,
Turkey Roast One Of the Most Ap-
proved Methods Of Ser"!na Them
Meat Loaf Also 10 an Excel
lent Recipe.

Nut Turkey Roast.-Thoroughly
wash one cupful OF German lentils
and soak over night. The next morn
ing boil slowly until tender, then run
through a colander. Add one-hai
cupful of chopped walnut meats, one
well-beaten egg, quarter cupful OF
minced onion and one cupful OF minced
celery that have been Drowned to-
gether in a little olive oil. Add salt
and sage to season and thicken with
bread crumbs. Dip thin slices OF bread
in a mixture Of one egg and cuprul
of milk beaten together. Now In
well buttered casserole or baking pan
make alternate layers Of the two mix
lures. Surround with any dressing
preferred and bake from forty to sixty
minutes in a moderate oven.
Nut Meat Loaf.-One-half cupful OF
chopped or ground pecans, one-haf
cup of walnut meats, one cupful OF
dry bread or cracker crumbs, two
eggs and one tablespoonful of melt
ed butter. Wet the crumbs with milk.
and as the crumbs soak ad more milk
If necessary. 1t should be little TOO
thick to run. Butter we'll small
bread pan. Turn in the mixture after
stirring well and cover with dots OF
butter. Bake in the oven half hour.
Cut in slices and serve hot. The next
day slices can be covered In thick
Aened and strained juice from a can OF
tomatoes and fried. Served with
creamed potatoes meats a good COM
bination. All walnut meats make a
roast a trifle dry, but can be used II
pecans are too expensive.
Nut and Vegetable Roast-Take
cooked beans or peas, press through
a colander to remove the skins and
mix with an equal quantity of finely
chopped nut meats. Season to taste
and put one-half the mixture in but
tered baking dish. Spread over 1t
dressing made in this wise: Take four
slices of zwieback and pour boiling
water over 1t to cover. Let stand ten
or twelve minutes, break up with a
fork and pour over 1t one-half cupful
of sweet cream. Season with salt, a
bit of pepper and, II liked, a touch OF
sage. Cover the dressing with the re-
mainder of the nut mixture, pour over
all one-half cupful of cream and bake
slowly an hour and q half in moder-
ate oven. Serve in slices with cram
berry sauce.-The Delineator.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Clearly Not a Regular.

When Piffleton was starting for bus
mess In the morning, Mrs. P. asked
him to give Potts, the plumber, a call
and tell him to look round at once, as
there was something radically, radio
ally wrong with the cistern.
Twelve o'clock came and no Potts,
so Mrs. P. was driven to enlist the
services Of another knight of the sol
dering iron, who soon had things in
trim.
s When Potts called at o'clock he
was informed that the job was done.
81 had to send for another plumber,
thinking you were too busy" Mrs. P.
told him.
"Done!" gasped Potts. Then you've
been imposed on ma'am. / dunno 90
e was or what e was, but you can
take my word for IL 'e's done the job
already e worn't no plumber!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
He Had the Idea.

An immigrant, taking examination
at Middletown, n. Y, to determine
whether he should be admitted to citi-
zenship, was asked:
who is the governor Of New
York;"
Charles F. Murphy"
"And who is Martin Glynn?"
"He is the one they put In after
Sulzer was laid or"
The papers were duly issued.
Which shows that our courts are get
ting much less technical than they
used to be and disposed to seek out
the real merits Of things.-Baltimore
News.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
AppIe Cream.

Peel good stewing apples, cut in
quarters and cook. Stew In sugar
strip, keeping them whole. Skim
out into a glass dish and let the strip
cook down until there is very little.
This will jelly If apples are the right
kind for stewing. Pour this over the
apples, let them chill, and then heap
sweetened whipped cream over them
and serve.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Fried Tomatoes.

Wash and wipe ripe tomatoes. Cut
in three or four slices. Dip into -four
which has been 2 seasoned with salt
and pepper. Fry in fat (bacon fat is
best until brown on both sides. Have
a little milk heating and when the to
matoes have been taken out pour into
the fat, and when boiling thicken with
a little -four mixed in cold water. Pour
this gravy over the tomatoes.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
How TO Keep Olives.

When a large bottle Of olives is
opened and only a part OF them used.
the remainder. though left In the
brine, become comparatively tasteless.
To avoid this pour half an inch OF
olive oil and one tablespoonful OF
vinegar on the top and cork well The
olives will then retain their natural
favor indefinitely.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Polnsetta Salad.

Peel small tomatoes and cut In
eighths, lengthwise, but do not sep
arate sections at end. Open like flow
ers on bed of lettuce. In the center
of each pile a teaspoon of cream
cheese that has been put through q
coarse strainer. Serve with salad
dressing, to which has been added one
teaspoon each of finely chopped green
pepper, parsley and chives.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Rritain's Naval Plans.

The navy of Great Britain will be
growing during the next eighteen
months as follows: A torpedo-boat
destroyer once a week for the next
nine months, light cruiser every thir-
ty days for the next twelve months,
and a superdreadnaught of the latest
type every forty-five days for the next
eighteen months.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

Roil Tires pounds Of clear shin until
tender thsn grind ans. Bon the liquor
aosn o. shout onehalf pint and add a
s.-sn aasaiane ~ nisiu usinusa sei.-
tine and sage. sits vel together and
thsn add ths sFeaaf assL Turn iaio
nod and press dowa sen Win q
npauu. - - -"sle - 80 Ease
soia snd b rsry alec Or ssndwich.s
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Causes Further Talk.

Because so many people are telling their
experience with Hunts Lightning Oil for
Headaches, Rheumatism. Neuralgia, etc.
others are led to give it trial, and are
convinced Immediately of its merit as a
pain kiVer. Are you yet to be convinced
.lassiaSfhe druggist. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Entitled to Consideration.

do you expect to go to heaven
when you die?" II certainly do. |
deserve it." ION your merits?" u
wouldn't put 1t that way, but on the
ground that l have been obliged to
live next door to trombone player
for three ears."-Detroit Free Press.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Incorrectly DESIGNATED.

"Is this the bureau of information!
NO" said the weary young man as
he bit his thumb and riffied the pages
of the railroad guide. This Is a
time table library"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Heard on the Avenue.

Elsie-My mamma wears pretty
bird fevvers In her hat.
Margie-My mamma don't. My
mamma belongs to the Audible so
ciety.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Definition.

Father" said the small boy, what
is a demagogue?"
"a demagogue, my son, is brilliant
and convincing speaker, who wanders
away and gets ideas with which you
disagree"