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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17

it takes up the work for which it's
or three elections have been followed
by extra sessions called some months
before the regular time of meeting.
and the call Of the president has in
each case been approved by the peo-
pie.
Nor is there any reason now for
the holding of a session of the re-
firing congress after its successor IL
elected. In the early days of the
nation, when communication was
oned with. it was found advisable to
delay the time Of meeting Of the new
~ elected congress until all the mem.
hers could conveniently reach the
capital. 1t was also found advisable
not to allow a long period to elapse
between sessions. So the %constitu-
tion-makers inserted a provision for
the meeting of the retiring congress
after the election Of the new one, for
the transaction Of necessary business.
In this day Of team and electricity
the need Of such an arrangement has
disappeared. There is no reason why
congress should not meet and the
president take his oath Of office with
in sixty days after tho election. which
would give ample time for canvassing
the returns and forwarding the re-
suits to Washington. And there is
every reason why a congress and ad.
ministration whose policies have been
re%pudiated by the people should not
continue in Office any longer than is
necessary to wind up the affairs that
need attention.
Senator Shafroth's resolution Ia
sound doctrine. 1t is entitled to con-
sideration, if not at this extra session,
at least at the first regular ses.
sion Of congress. 1t points the way
to an advantageous change in our ma
ticnal affairs. and should lie quickly
approved by members of congress and
by the several states.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17
WHEN SHALL CONGRESS MEET:

Duluth Herald: Senator Shafroth
has introduced in congress a resolu-
ton for a constitutional amendment
changing the date Of meeting of con-
sress from the second December fol-
lowing an election to the first January
following such action. The question
has been discussed before. and some
such resolution was expected to APP
pear either at this session of congress
or tho next.
The plan 10 in every way excellent.
There Is no reason why a congress
should be allowed to wait for more
than . year after 1t 10 elected before
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17
LEGAL NOTICE
CITY AUDITORS cERTIrrc1TE &;

!. Ghss: y; Evanson. city auditor Of
me city Of Grand Forks. North Dsko-
ing nominations for members Of the
s o1aro o. EDUCATION Of. Independent
Grand Forks. North Dakots' certified
20 me UNDER the provtsions Of law. have
tor said nominations TO DO baii io du for
s an the election to be held in the re-
i isfsY wards on Monday. April ii.
D. M and s o'clock ,. m. on ssid day.
For q Term of Three year.
ton . fo member Tss Ct the board Of sdues-
ton Tor Third ward--Hernsan L%cE.
tien for Fifth werd-A. 4 W y ea%e'-
ton aol for seSentS Of the eesrd 6 sdue.-
pated at Grand Forks, North i nssTc,n
ts.s era dsy Of April. 4. 5. isiS.
~ Chee. J: EvAn6on,
(Aprll Observation-Disclosures
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school Election.

Motto. sGhooa Election.
third i'! Mon y He e slyen that, on the
Of II o'clock a. N. until s o !!dlsI lou p.
N. on said day. to.wit. thu 2ist dsv
an az A efeatio a; D. p; 1919 -. there WIN Be held
Ing and elccting ono mcmhe y. 80 o thc
aGard Of Education OF i~ndependent
School District No. i. Tor thc torn os
inn hmIe ~. years from each Of the follow
First ward.
Third ward.
ruth ward.
Seventh ward,
A!! OF tho city OF Grand Forks.
North Dakota. Dated At c;rsna Ir"rts
Nor1h Dakota. this lst day Of April.
Attest: "A, 7. 1,,....
re. Mayor.
CITY Auditor. !
(April-s and Toto al.l-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17
fBy John w car.p

(By John w. carey.)
Who reigns in North Dakota. as
it's Lord High Governor-and
retgned and reigned until at last
he cared to reign no more? Who
gave a demonstration that an all.
wool-yard-wide mick could get a
hand where Andersons and Pet
ersons are thick? Who showed
US how a Democrat that's built
upon n square can drive the
Grand Old Elephant from out his
ancient lair? Who's latest lob 10
treasurer for this old i. S. A.?
Who'll keep our Uncle i. SamI's
coin and guard 1t night and day?
Whose name must grace the
green that's long before the same
will work? dis autograph is in
demand.) Step up" and meet
John Burke.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17
ABatch ofSmiles

a small boy was telling his mothc,
of a mishap which had occurred to a
playmate Of his. The youngster. 1t
appeared. had been regaling himself
with n Of those large. marblelike
candies which are q particular delight
Il childhood. and. in a moment Of ex-
element it slipped down and stuck ii,
his throat. But, said the narrator,
they succeeded in relieving him.
oh" said hts mother. you got It
Nav" was the impatient answer.
wasn't it?'-Harper's Weekly.
An 1rishman once contracted 70
clean a we'll and desct-ded for that
purpose. When he was through he
made the signal to be hauled up. His
companions. who were determined to
have a. joke at his expense. hauled
him up half way and then stopped.
There he huns-no way to get up.
desirable. He begged and entreated,
but to no avail. He stormed and
raved, but 1t did no good. At last he
sang out:
Haul me out. ye spalpeens. or by
the great pipers Ill be after cuttin'
One day Pat went into a publ.
mouse and asked the lady at the bar
II she would take stamps in exchange
fsr whjskey.
Yes" was the reply. while pouring
out the whiskey.
He drank in haste and then stamped
five times with his foot and walked
nut triumphantly.
Well, my good fellow: said a vic.
torious general. to q brave son Of Erin
after q battle. and what did you do
Dol" replied Mike. May it please
your honor, I walked up boldly to one
Of the enemy and cut Oft his feet
Cut of his feet! Why did you not
cut of his head?" said tho general.
All! and faith. that was already
off," replied Mike.
An epilsptic. dropped in a ut on n
and was taken to a hospital. Upon
pinned to his waistcoat Z slip of paner
ON which wal written:
This is to inform the house sur.
econ that this is just a case Of plain
Mt: not appendicitis. My appendix
Ladies' Home Journal.
In the Theater Royal. Dublin. when
the Italian company came to piav
Faust" the actor who took the part
81 y. Mepaistpphelss neglected to try the
to descend into the Internal region:
Fits bulk was too large for the openinc
and at the supreme moment he dis
covered that he could not yet down
above the waist. To heiEhten the
awkwardness OF the situation and to
reiieve the strained feelings Of tho
lery. in a. rich Irish brogue. exclaimed
Murray! the place is fun"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17

J. e. House: AFTER she has haG
her cry. It lie comparatively easy to
make up with a Woman" .-.-.-.. =.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17
What They Say
Would Suit tho! "I Told: You Sos"

Would Suit tho 81 Told: You Sos"
(Boston Advertiser.)-
There Gems to be q little rift be.
tween Wilson and Bryan over the
Chinese question. This. may .ba the
beginning Of lots Of trouble In the
party.
Can Also Retain Charley Murphy.
est. Louis Globe.Democrat.)
Hinky Dink was reelected alderman
in Chicago. What few picturesque
features the city has, 1t shows the good
taste to retain. -
Huh! They're Starved Now.
(Pittsburg Gazette-TfInes.)
Democratic ONCE seekers might try
the hunger.strike game. Just to fnd
out whether the president really is "a
human being"
Think OF T. n. in Pikcr Class!
(Omaha Beef
Folks used to think that Roosevelt
was something Of 4 precedent-sInash.
er, but evidently he was only a novice
in the business
He Took the Rot Out Of Teot.
(Charieston News and Gourter.)
xoU uAUCc0s oAJ6 N0oSoA AAA0y
be perfectly proper. but he did not re-
fer to the turkey trot, which has
three Ts.
tc %ieaa:s' RseeSla. Heidi
Another politician has refuSed 20 cit
at the same table with Loriner. Dis
Greet hosts will please observe.
Woody Hasn't Gotten Around 70 It.
(Boston TranScrlpt.)
Until further notice from the white
house the supreme court will be per.
mitted to hand down ito own decis-
ions.
Nothing like tho "Best Ever"
est. Louis RepubIic.)
This time 1t will not require higher
mathematics to provo that the tariff
schedules are lower.
Has All It Can stand with T. r.
- rlk1, YnssWnn0
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A noted mathematician, considered
~ many q wonder. stoned at a hntsi
IN q small town in Missouri. AS "
N. such places. there were a number
OF travelling men on hand; there vas
also a meeting of medical men at the
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17

A little slum child was enjoying
his first glimpse Of pastoral life.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17

Nothing like the BEST Ever"
est. Louis Republic.)
This time 1t will not require higher
to provo that the tariff
are lower.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-04-17
Has All It Can stand with 7. r.

Victor Murdock declares that the
bull moose party Is "unhampered by
tradition"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
''Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour,
gassy stomachs in five
minutes-Time 1t!

You don't want slow remedy when
your stomach is bad-or an uncertain
one-or a harmful one-your stomach
is too valuable; you mustn't injure it.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in giving relief; its harmless
ness; it's certain unfailing action in
regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs.
Its millions of cures In indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
trouble has made 1t famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor In
your home-keep 1t handy-get a large
fifty-cent case from any dealer and
then if anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; If
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head
ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa-
tons Of acid and undigested food
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsn
comes in contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt
ness, certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders is a reve
lation to those who try it.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years YoungerI Try Grandma's
Recipe Of Sage and Sulphur
and Nobody VIII Know.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur. properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make 1t at home, which is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Hair Remedy" You will get a
large bottle for about so cents. Every
body uses this old, famous recipe, be-
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair, as it does It
so naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with 1t and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at time; by morn
ing the gray hair disappears, end
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger.
ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
SKIN TROUBLE ITcHED BADLY

Glenns p. o., Va.-"My baby's trou-
BILE began with an itching and then
q little bump would come and she
could not rest day or night. The trou-
BILE affected her whole body. The
bumps festered and came to a head
and the corruption looked like thick
matter, kind Of a yellow color. The
sores itched so badly until 1t seemed
to me she would scratch herself to
pieces and then a sore would form
and her clothes would stick to her
body and pull OF the little scab. In
some places she would scratch and
irritate the sores until they seemed
to be large. She was affected about
a year.
Il wrote for a sample of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. / bathed her
body in warm water and Cuticura
Soap and then I applied the Cuticura
Ointment, and they afforded relief aft
er twice using. thought some more
Cuticura Soap and Ointment and in
side of two weeks she was cured"
(Signed) Mrs. ]. R. Greggs. Nov. Fl,
1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept L, Boston. ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
MEASURING POTS AND PANS
knowledge Of Just How Much Each
Holds viii Be Found to Make
for Economy.

II seems that only in catalogues do
we know or learn how large our pans
are. But the housewife who really
measures the quantity held by her
pots and pans will be a better cook
and more efficient housewife. What
do you wish this pot for? Merely to
warm a can of tomatoes. or to cook
two quarts of spinach? How much
should this pot hold to be just the
right size for your purpose? Do you
know how much, for instance, your
yellow mixing bowls hold? Have you
ever been deceived. and prepared to
use a bowl for a certain purpose and
find you had to take a larger one?
Are you sure that your frying pan is
the best depth for your special pur-
pose? Is 1t nine, or ten, or eleven
inches across? If you knew just how
big 1t was. perhaps you wouldn't need
two pans, OF three or five. If you could
estimate just the best depth and dia-
meter for your needs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
GO BACK TO MOTHER NATURE
Scientists in Their Discoveries I'm
cover Lead That May Mean
Much to the Race.

II the green plant in sunlight can
elaborate from water and carbon diox-
ide one OF our chief food substances,
starch, there is no reason why the
biological chemist should not discover
the secret of this process and initiate
1t an a commercial scale. Starch, l
believe, has never been synthetized
but some sugars have been so con-
structed. Two years ago Stoklassa
and Sdobnicky made the remarkable
discovery that by the action Of ultra
violet light on nascent hydrogen and
carbon dioxide sugar was formed.
Such discoveries as this suggest the
means by which we are to throw on
our slavery to the green plant, and
am convinced that in time this over.
throw win become so complete that
our staple foods will be the products
Of the biological chemist - Popular
Science Monthly.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
Saw PosalhIe Eamlne.

Little Earl had just learned that his
cousin Hugh, whose papa had died
when he was baby, was to have a
new papa. After long meditation Earl
arrived at the conclusion, evidently,
that when death removed father or
mother, it became the duty of the re-
naming parent to supply the loss to
the child as expeditiously as possible.
But he foresaw difficulties and sought
his mother.
Mamma, II my, papa should die an
you got me another papa and de died
an you got me another papa, and he
died, an you got me another an all OF
'em died till there weren't any more
white ones, then, mamma, would you
get me an INTERPRETATIONS Food
Magazine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14

three bottles and It made me well and
strong and avoided dreadful opera
ton. now have two fine healthy chill
dren, and I cannot say too much about
whatLydiaE. Pinkham' Vegetable Com
pound has done for me. - Mrs. LEE
MANGEs, R. F. D. 10, Mogsdore, Ohio.
Why win women take chances with
an operation or drag out sickly, half
hearted existence, missing three-fourths
of the Joy of living, when they can find
health in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound2
For thirty years It has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands Of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, inflammation,
liberation, tumors, irregularities, etc.
III you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confl.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter Will
be opened, read and answered BY Q
woman and held In strict confidence.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
NOW THAT AUTUMN IS HERE
some Good Ways Of Taking Advantage
Of the Seasons Fruits and
Vegetables.

Instead of the cool greens OF sum-
mer. so refreshing and grateful during
the extreme heat and dryness, in the
and pear. the pumpkin and sweet po-
tato, the luscious tomato and all the
other vegetables and fruits so abun-
dant in autumn.
Baked Beets.-Take well-grown new
beets and bake instead of boiling them.
Take OF the hard outside and you will
be agreeably surprised with the sweet
ness Of the beet. Slice into a heated
vegetable dish and pour over them
two tablespoonfuls of melted butter
mot oily, mixed with the juice of half
a lemon and half a teaspoonful of salt
and a dash of pepper.
Sugar Beet Pudding.-Here is a IA
vorite Carolina dish: Boil the beets
until just tender; peel and cut in small
dices. Allow a pint of milk to pint
of beets, two or three well-beaten eggs,
salt and pepper to taste and a light
grating of nutmeg. Put all into an
earthen or heavy baking dish that can
be sent to the table, and bake until the
custard is set in the middle. Serve
hot, as a vegetable.
Holland Cabbage.-A Dutch house
wife contributes this good, substantial
dish: Take a small head OF white cab
bage; cut it in fine shreds; four tart
apples, peeled and sliced; one large
tablespoonful of butter or drippings; a
tablespoonful of salt, half teaspoon
full of pepper. sprinkling of cheese OF
nutmeg. Stir over a slow fire for al
least three hours. Mix together one
tablespoonful of vinegar, little -four
mot more than a level teaspoonful)
and a tablespoonful of jelly. Just be
fore taking from the fire add this mix
ture to the cabbage; let 1t boil up once
or twice, and serve.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
Hindu currIed Potatoes.

Cut two large potatoes in cubes
about an inch square. place in sauce
pan with one tablespoon melted but
ter. Season to taste with salt. cay
enne pepper and one teaspoon curry
powder. Stir thoroughly, then add
one pint hot water. Let cook till po-
tatoes are well done, but not mushy
Leave enough liquid to form a gravy
when they are served. II you like a
milk sauce an East Indian would put
one-eighth cup Of milk in a bowl. add
one-half cup Of cold water and with
his fingers he would blend in two
tablespoons of -four. Pour this over
the potatoes and cook till quantity OF
liquid is reduced about one-half -
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
He'd Called Seventeen.

Jim was a new porter in the hotel,
and he was putting in his first night
at his new and responsible position. 1t
was five in the morning, and SO Jim
had done all he was told, and was get
ting on splendidly.
Call II and A." commanded the
night clerk as he looked over his call
sheet. Jim obeyed. After he had been
gone for a considerable time the clerk
went up on see If he had called the
rooms designated.
WELL" sighed the new porter, whom
he found on the third floor, I've got
seventeen of 'em up, but haven't
started on the other four yet."-Na-
tional Food Magazine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
'CASCARETS' FOR
A BILIOUS LIVER
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 1O-cent box now.


No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick, sour, gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health. happi-
ness and a clear head for months.
No more days Of gloom and distress
II you viii take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
Clean FIatlrons,

/ always keep my latirons clean
and smooth by a very simple method.
writes a contributor to the New York
Times. When / finish on washday.
before emptying the water out of the
tubs, | put the irons in for some min.
utes. Then take them out and scrub
with a soft, dry cloth. find that
done In this way each week keeps
the irons in very good order
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
Lamb kidneys With Bacon.

Split six kidneys in halves and re
move the thin outer skin. Dry six
slices of bacon until crisp. Remove
them from the fat and keep hot. Dip
the kidneys in flour and brown quick.
ly on both sides in the bacon fat
When brown add hot water to nearly
cover, a tablespoon of tomato ketchup
a tablespoon Of table sauce, and cook
for FIVE minutes, keeping them Just
below the boiling point. Serve on q
hot platter, with the bacon as a garn.
fish.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
ORANGE Cream EIIlIno.

Put into a cup the rind of one-hali
snd the juice Of one orange, one table
spoonful of lemon juice, and fill with
hot water; strain and put on to boil;
add one tablespoonful corn starch, wet
with cold water and cook ten minutes
being careful not to scorch; beat
yolk Of one egg with two heaping
tablespoonfuls sugar; add to the mix
turs with one teaspoonful butter; cook
until butter is dissolved; let cool.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
Zero in Various Lines Of EndeavOl

Zero In Various Lines Of EndeaVor.
My notion of nothing to be when
you have become one" grimly re-
marks the Old Codger, lis a golf
champion. My idea of nothing to be-
lieve is a railroad officials explanation
Of the cause Of a wreck; Of nothing
to listen to is a Renaissance of the
hard winter of eighteen hundred and
something; Of nobody to hold recep-
ton for is Mrs. Pankhurst, and Of
nothing TO write pieces to the Speak
ing the Public Mind department about
is why there is no gas, why there are
so many holes In the pavements, why
all the foolishness about the Metro
politan franchise. and so on and so
forth, as long as Kansas City is with
out commission government. Kan
sas City Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
Shrimp Whale,

Three tablespoons of melted butter.
two tablespoons of -four stirred in, ~
cups Of milk; cook until 1t thickens
then add two cans of shrimp and one
can OF peas; drain the liquid of Of
each and add them to the mixture
then stir all together; salt to taste;
serve on toasted bread. But we have
ours with mashed potato.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
Not Fit For Ladies'

Public sentiment should be against it,
and we believe it is; there can be no rea
son why ladies' should have to suffer with
headaches and neuralgia, especially when
Hunts Lightning Oil gives such prompt
relief. 1t is simply a question of getting
the ladies to try it. All druggists sell
Hunts Lightning Oil in 25c and SOC bot
tles.-Ady.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
whsn snrlnkllna Clothes.

If you wish to iron your clothes i'm
mediately after you sprinkle them,
try dampening them with hot water.
Roll them tightly for a moment or
two. shake them out well and iron
with a hot iron.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
Severe rheumatism

Grove Hill, Ala: Hunts Lightning
Oil cured my wife Of severe case Of
Rheumatism and my friend of tooth
ache. l surely believe 1t is good for
all you claim for it.-A. R. Stringer.
% and SOC bottles. All dealers.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-11-14
In EnoIlsh Politics, Too.

We'll, did you discover anything In
Stump's past life that We can use
against him?"
DetectiveANot thing. All he ever
did before he came here was to sell
awnings.
Election Agent - Why, that's Just
what we want. Well say that he has
been mixed up In some decidedly
shady transactions.-Londo Tit-Bits