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The Washington times., 1913-09-05
Naval Battalion
Members Fr0Iic

Members Of the District Naval Bat
talon held the first of a series of COM
petitive drills and later held a social
evening aboard the United States steam
ship Sylvia last night. Dancing was
held in addition to a buffet luncheon.
Ensign Frank Sigourney mustered the
battalion at Water and q streets and
turned the command over to Ensign
3. C. Getsinger. The judges were Major
J. F. Hodgson, Major w. McCathran.
and Lieut.. l.. II. Windsor. Of the Dis
prentice Seaman c. Fl. Flynn first prize;
Coxswain T. B. Miller. second, and Hos
pital Apprentice ]. W. Hart, third.
Capt. Joseph A. Dempf, the judges, and
@. e. Yancey, clerk of the Bureau of
Navigation, inspected the battalion.
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
Women Block Plan to
Name Town Woodrow

Woodrow is a good name for the
President of the United States. but the
majority of ninety-two women voters in
two Chicago suburbs helped defeat a
plan to honor the President by uniting
their towns under the corporate name OF
Woodrow"
A special election was called to con-
slider the amalagation plan. and nine
auton obiles were used to bring out the
female vote. The women Joined forces
with the opponents of the idea, and II
was defeated. Countess Won Puttkamer
and Mrs. John Barton Payne, the latter
being the sister of Charles Page Bryan.
former ambassador to Japan, were
among the voters.
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
Julia Murdock Says Producers
Of Drama Turn to Motion Pictures

photoplay win cost ss5.p0. This Is part
~ due to the large cast. 80 people. but
chiefly to the structures that have been
made in the open to take advantage OF
the natural scenery The Candy ranch
has been reproduced as well as Fort
Grand on Staten Island, where the CON-
pany has i75 acres for it's outdoor
workings.
Speaking Of Arizona" as a photo
play. Augustus Thomas remarked:
The fact that the play is fun of ac-
ton made it's edaption for motion pic
lures comparatively easy Arizona
win be more attractive In its scenic
features on the screen and will then
be accessible to all kinds Of theater
goers."
Plan to Produce
One Play q Month.
It IL the plan of the All Star Film
Corporation to present one photoplay .
month. but no stated time for release Is
designated Each production win have
an approximate length Of I'VE reels.
though more OF less than this VIII be
immateriai to the directors when. such
is demanded to tell the story compre-
hensively.
Among the first dramas which Augus-
tus Thomas will offer are within the
Law" THE Sporting Duchess" THE
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
Wealthy Rag Picker
Claims Title of Count

NEW YORK, Sept. 5.-Vincent dam
brosio. boss rag picker, of 81 Navy
street. Brooklyn, has applied to the
Italian government for official recog-
milton OF himself as Count D'Ambro-
sio.
D'Ambrosio came to this country
forty years ago. He is now sixty
years old and has built up a rag pick
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
Her Music.

A Bore-Yes, I learned to play en-
tirely by ear.
Miss Bright-And have you never had
an sarache1
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
The BankrolI.

Madge-Why do you object TO the
slashed skirt?
MarJorie-I don't think II good taste
for a girl TO display her money that
Way.--Judge. = ~
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
lust AS Impossible.

"How would you Ike to have a fairy
godmotherT
'Td rather have a competent COOK
Kansas City Journal
The Washington times., 1913-09-05

See US about wiring your show windows
Electric Webster, TIT 9th.
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
LOCAL MENTION.

Well! Look! Best Yeti "Uncle Toms
Cabin" Virginia Theater. Today. It
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
Augustus Thomas
Becomes Director.

Among the latest developments in the
motion picture field by the kings of
the legitimate" is the entrance Of Au-
gustus Thomas, Americas gifted drama
tist. as director general Of productions
of the All-Star Feature Corporation.
The other officers are Harry Raver,
Archibald Selwyn, George ]. Cook and
Philip Klein.
A good part of this summer has been
spent by this company in the filming of
Arizona" which will be It's first OFFER
ing early in September. The cast will
include Cyril Scott and others who
were favorites in the stage production
of the play. II 10 estimated that the
The Washington times., 1913-09-05

MI fngton girl, who Is the cores
pondent of q number Of WELL
known musical and dramatic
publications. recently returned from
New York. where she made numerous
excursions to the offices and producing
studios Of many of the best known
motion picture firms of the country.
Miss Howe Is herself motion picture
enthusiast, and has written extensively
on the subject. She says that just now
in New York there is much speculation
as to what the big managers of the
legitimate stage intend to do In the
motion picture line, now that the silent
drama has become such significant
force in the artistic and financial ends
Of the dramatic field.
Daniel Frohman, manager of the
Famous Players Film Company, has
perhaps made the biggest leap In the
direction Of this popular movement in
announcing that beginning during the
present month his company viii offer
regular releases of its magnificent
multi-reel productions says Miss
Howe. Heretofore II had been be-
lieved by the tEeatrical profession gem
orally that an occasional offering Of
some big play for the screen. when 1t
suited the conveniences OF these celebri-
ties, Of the stage, was sufficient. but
Mr.. Frohman's recent experience In
the motion picture field taught him that
he must present his features at fire.
quent and stated intervals IL he wishes
to win the exhibitors and the public.
The Famous Players Film Company
will. therefore, release three photo
plays month, each with cast from
stageland In a well-known drama"
Productions
Belasco Has Made.
1t win be remembered that Daniel
Frohman has already presented James.
X. Hackett In The Prisoner Of Zenda."
His company has recently completed
THE Good Little Devil" with Mary
Pickford. who won her fame on the
screen before Belasco secured her for
this pretty play which SO well suited
her charms
Some of the lrst offerings for the fall
season by the famous players are Tess
OF the D'Urbervilles," with Mrs F1ske
In the title role; 'In the Bishops Car
riage,' starring Mary Pickford; "Chel-
sea 7750" with Henry E. Dixey; His
Neighbor's Wife" IN which Lille Lang
try win have the leading part: AN
Hour Before Dawn with Laura Saw
yer and THE Count Of Monte Christie"
made famous by James O'Neill, who
will play his same role.
Lee and Sam Schubert, while not NOV
ing picture producers. will carry State
rights for a number Of big features of
the dramatic and educational type
These will be culled from European
and American makers. and will be Of
fered during the regular theatrical sea-
son at various times at the chain OF
theaters under their control It will be
remembered that the schuberts were
the first to break into the motion pic
ture game in the matter Of presenting
screen productions In their big play
houses. To them Is Washington in
debted for the first views of kinema-
color. Dante" Paul Rainey's African
Hunt" Captain Scott and the South
Pole" The Panama. Canal In kline
macolor. and many others. Some novel
and elaborate features are promised on
the screen at the Belasco during the |
coming season.
Augustus Thomas
Becomes Director.
Among the latest developments In the |
The Washington times., 1913-09-05

Through Sleeper Via ches. q Onio Ry.
to ST. Louis. Leave Washington s:Io
p. m. daily; arrive st. Louis s rs D. m.
The Washington times., 1913-09-05

W. B. Richards has gone to Pittsheld.
Mssss 20 spend parr Of the fall season.
With William H. Vanderbilt he motored
10 Lenox yesterday TO visit Mr.. and
Mrs. William Douglas Sloane.
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
Prepare to Give Best There Is.
Number Of Popular Plays
Produced.

r Iss WILLARD HOWE. WASH
MI mgton girl. who is the cores
v pondcnt Of number Of we'll
kpoup rnusfcal ana dramatic
The Washington times., 1913-09-05
For The Times Children
Just Before It's Bedtime
BILLY PIGS vAcATIoN-Part II.

~ ooD morning" said the dog
as he came up ito Billy
NJ Fig; ''aren't you out
earIH2 Have Nou had
The Washington times., 1913-09-05

Continued Tomorrow.)
The Washington times., 1913-09-05

Es Franklin x. Lane, wife Of the
stersfary Of the Interior. was the guest
0f Enaor at large reception in San
1ers1ss.sco yesterday The Secretary and
2 Lane will be in Washington the
laser part of the month
The Washington times., 1913-09-05

The Minister of Nicaragua and Nine.
de Chamorra. who have been obliged to
rernsin in Washington all summer on
account OF Official business, are prepar-
ing 10 go to New York In a few days to
spend some time. Afterward they will
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19

A las tres de la tarde del jueves ce-
lebro session ordinaria ell ConseJo EJe
cutivo Y resolvi6 los siguientes asun-
toS:
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19
Convocando
q una asamblea

Ell Alcalde accidental de Arroyo Sc,
nor F. Alvarez, nos remite para su pu
blicacion una circular que ha dirigido {
todos los Municipios de la Isla, convo
cando una Asamblea de Concejales j
Alcaldes Municipales, con ell fin dc
tratar las cuestiones que hoy Sc .deba>
ten Y que afectan directamente 4 la
Autononfa Municipal.
La extension del documento la fall
ta material de espacio, pues en- estos
dias nos abruma el exceso de original,
nos priya del gusto de complacer al
senior Alvarez como seria nuestro de
SEQ; pero en- obsequio al fin que inspira
la circular diremos que dicha reunion
Sc verifcara Ell esta Ciudad de San
Juan tan pronto la idea sea secundada
por las autoridades locales Insulares Y
SUI principal objeto sera estudiar con
detenimiento y logica, todas las diver
sas cuestiones que hoy afecten 4 la vida
progresista de los Municipios; conside.
rar las leyes pasadas 1ltimamente al
gunas de antemano en- vigor, todas las
que por sus relaciones directaso con el
gobierno local, restringen un tanto las
facultades amplias de que gozar. pueden
y deben hoy aquellos y tratar por dlti-
mo la forma de evitar para 10 sllcesiyo
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19
DESDE FAJARDO
OTRO SUICIDIO POR
NOR" DE CUPIDO

Hace pocos dias fue en- Mayagiiez Ell
donde un inexperto joven puso fin a su
existencia por contrariedades amoro
sas. Sin duda *Oupido" Sc ha puestC
de acuerdo con la ''Parca" y ambos re-
eorren la Isla Ell amigable consorcio, de
uno otro extreme de ella hacienda es
tragos macabro-amorOsos
Ell dia 16 de actual le TOGO en- suer-
tie al vecino de Luquillo, Federico Mo
'eira, hijo. Este joven sostenia relacio-
les amorosas con una, para el, no me-
los bella joven que la que en- Mayaguez
notiv0 la trajedia; en- unO de estOs pa
sados dias, Federico recibi6 una carta
1el objeto de su amor Ell la que lie par
ticipaba su resoluci6n i1revocable de
romper con el toda clase de relaciones
La misiva produjo en- el tai efeecto que
no pudiendo vivir sin ell amor de su be-
LA, decide poner fin a sus dlas.
Para realizar su macabro intento,
us6 de un revolver Smith" de seis IL
ros, con el cual Sc dispar6 un balazo Gu
yo orifcio. de entrada estaba situado
en- la barba, marcando la salida por la
parte inferior del ojo izquierdo.
Ell suicida, cue no falleci6 por con
secuencia del disparo, pues sin duda la
bala en- su trayectoria no lesion6 6rga-
no alguno, cuya herida fuera mortal
de necesidad, fue recogido del suelo
V conducido convenientemente su do
micilio en- donde los medicos lie practi-
,aron la primera cura, encontrandose
actualmente en- grave estado.
Personadas las autoridades en- ell lugar
de la ocurrencia procedieron al rcgistro
del las ropas del suicida, en- cuyos bolsillos
le encontraron varias cartas dirigidas
/ sill familia con las frases de rigor -
No Sc culpe nadie de mi muerte, que
lsan todos los que apelan q tan. violen-
Los extremes, y Ia que la novia lie diri-
giera que motive su fatal determine
ci6n.
Habra que pedir a las mujeres- un
POGO de commiseracion para sus preten.
dientes 8 prometidos con el fin de que
no sc repitan estos lamentables hechos
" destruir los planes de "Cupido Y la
de la Guadafia ?"
El corresponsal
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19

llama, Aritmetica, Agriculture, Indus
tria, Concrete, etc.
Ell espacioso local del Centre desti-
nado a estas classes Sc We diariamente
muy concurrido por los hijos de los es-
panoles que acuden a reclblf
la instruction que la Directiva tuvo Ia
felicisima idea de proporcionarles, ls
cual sera completada con ell idioma In
giles. tan pronto los alumnos Sc encuen
tren en- disposition de recibir la ense
nanza de lenguas.
Merece los mas sinceros placemes Ia
Directiva del Centre Espaflol bayamo.
nes,q. preside nuestro amigo D. Ricardo
Vea, nosotros no hemos de regatear-
selos por. ell acuerdo adoptado sobre la
escuela que Sc encuentra funcionando
acuerdo laudabil1simo, porque significa
un gran paso hacia ell progreso, dando
realce brillo a la entidad que dirige.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19
La Casa de Espana

Rclaci6n de inscritos como donanteS
de Quotas mensuales de 1925 con ell fiji
de adquirir 8 construir en- San Juan dt
Puerto Rico este edifcio.
Espanoles DR.. Jacobo Caldelas, Ri
cardo Casal, Rafael Colorado, Manuel
Gambler, Pablo del Rio y A. de la Ha
ba.
Puertorrique1os - r. Colorado, hi
jo, Rosa Maria Colorado Antonio Co
dorado, Fernando Colorado, Maria G
de Gambler, Jose Blanch, DR.. Geroni
mo Carreras, Antonio Llabres, Maria
Muro de del Rio, Manuel . Rodriguez
Sierra, Conception Molina de Rodr1guey
Sierra, Rafael Rodriguez Sierra, Mari;
Rodriguez Sierra, Luisa B. de la Haba
Luisa de la HaIba, A. de la Haba, hijo
Gabriel de la Haba, Carmen Pillar d,
la Haba, Ana Maria de la Haba y Pc
pita de la Haba.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19
ADMINISTRATION JUDICIAL DE
Los BIENEs DEL DIFUNTO
FRANCISCO PEREZ Y PEREZ
AvIso

POR Ell PRESENTE Sc HACE SA-
BEi1 "a todos los acreedores del difun-
to FRANCISCO PEREZ Y PEREZ.
que deben presertar stls reclamaciones
debidamente juradass acompanadas
de los correspondence coinprobantes
al Administrator Judicial que suscri4
be a fin de que puedan ser admitidas
y una vez aprobadas por la Corte, ha-
cerlas efectivas cuanto antcs.
: San Juan puerto Rico ( / de Abril
t's 1913.
Jose Lopez Perez
Administrator Judicial.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19
ERAMOS POCOS...

Segdn nos comunica nuestro Cores
ponsal en- Guayama, dentro de breves
dfas vera la luz p1blica en- aquella ciu-
dad un nuevo peri6dico titulado El
Impartial Guayames ell cual sera di
rigido por nuestro particular y buer
amigo seilor Jorge Alfonso.
Dessamos al colega proximo a nacel
muchos amos de vida, grandes exito'
pericdisticos y sobre todo de-. che
les. Ecco il problema
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19
Consejo Executive
Session celebrada ell jueyes.

A las tres de la tarde del jueves ce
lebr0 session ordinaria ell COnseJo Eye
cutivo resolvi6 los sig1lientes asun-
toS:
Confrm6 los nombramientos hechos
por el Gobernador a favor de Juan Con.
zalez Suarez, para concejal de Anas-
co, en- lugar de Bruno Santos, quien re-
nuncio; a favor de Casimiro Figueroa,
para alcalde de Juana Diaz, en- vez de
Joaquin Tristani, quien renuncio.-
Aprob6 algunos ascensos de poca I'M
portancia. dentro del servicio del Rie-
go.
Aprob6 la compra de 12.496 acres Ell
ell barrio Maehete, Guayama, A. Hart
mann and Co. y otros, para ell proyecto
de canal de Patillas.
Sc desecha la queja presentada por
la Tropical Fruit Growers Assn, de
que la American Railroad rehusa acep-
tar carga en- ell kil6metro 73, una para
da de senal, para trasportarla hasta la
parada de senal situada en- ell kil0me-
tro IS, toda vez que es impossible cobrar
fete por dicho servicio, este es, entire
dos paradas de senal.
Sc desecha la queja presentada por
El l.. Moore, de Vega Baja, relativa
4 gastOs de almacenaje impuestos por
la A. H. Bull S. S. Co., por no caer este
asunto dentro de la jurisdiction del
Consejo.
Aprobo ell arrendamiento hecho la
1glesia Catolica de un predio de terre-
no de 1034 metros cuadrados situados
al Este de dicha iglesia al lado del ms
tituto de Benefcencia para Ninos.
Ordena archivar la queja presentada
por ell Departamento de Sanidad de
que Ramon Valdez ha suprimido
una parada EN- SUI l1nea al frente del ma
tadcro, aunque ell matadero ha sido &C.
rrado.
Aprobo la forina de ordenanza auto
rizando la Mono Island Phosphate Co
para construir en- ell puerto de Maya
giiez.
Sc aprueban un n1mero de peticiones
de varios jefes de departamentos para
emplear determinados empleados tenn
poreros.
La Comision de Hacienda inform0
acerca de las ordenanzas de las juntas
escolares de Humacao, Mayagiiez y Ma
guabo, solicitando respectivamante en-
prestitos de $4,000, $4,000 y $4,000
con ell informe de que estos empresti-
toS deberian ser cubiertos con emission
de bonos, pero que habiendose enmen-
dado las leyes relativas a la emission de
bonos desde que dichos emprestitos fue-
ron aprobados por ell Consejo en- JUNO
de 1912, recomienda Sc so1icite de di-
chas juntas presente nuevas ordenan-
zas de acuerdo con la ley segin fue en-
medad. Asf 10 aprueba ell Conseio.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19

10 que hasta hoy ha venido ocurriendo
que los organismos locales conocen ell
texto de los proyectos presentados ante
la Asamblea Legislative, relacionados
con los mismos, cuando tnicamente solo
les cabe el derecho de aplaudir 8 pro-
testar, seg1n mejor procediere.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-19
Labor plausible

Organizadas por la Junta Directiva
del Centro aColonia Espanola '4de Ba-
yam6n, q benefcio de las famiIas de
sls socios, diero11 comienzo 81 dfa del
actual las classes de Gramatica Caste
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-04
Chapter XIV.

,, Lambert Becomes DR. Crippen-7 pit. blk
The Whips trainer, Tom Lambert, had
gone to Madame Tussaud's primarily out
| of vanity. He had had the chance to act
as guide to party of the upper serv-
ants of Falconhurst, and as he had Wis
tied the place seven years before he
thought that this would he a fine oppor-
tunity to show off
But unfortunately many changes had
taken place in the arrangement and char
acter of the wax figures, and so the party
had voted Lambert, not only a poor. but
badly informed guide. And his vanity
had been hurt.
Then, to cap the climax, the little boy
Of married member of the party had
whined constantly that he wanted to see
DR.. Crippen in the group of nurderers set
in the Chamber of Horrors in a jury box
Lambert had led the way finally to the
murderers' group and, reading his cata-
log, had found that No. 9 was DR.. Grip
pen. But when he pointed to No he
found that merely the number was there
He did not know that Dr. Crippen had
been removed to be fixed up bit by the
repairer. 1t was Saturday night and Dr.
! Crippen could be spared until Monday
when he would have firmer pair of legs
So, in the end, the party left the dis
| graced Lambert alone in the Chamber IF
| Horrors. He was just about to leave
when Myrtle Arson came in She had
known that the Falconhurst party of
servants had gone there
| why Myrtle, my lass he exclaimed
kindly
The girl plunged at once into her err
rand with him.
Il want to tell you something-you
alone-and l want you to promise me that
whatever l tell you you won't tell any
one-ever that l told you"
'Of course will, my lass ne said.
whats wrong"
IT'S about The Whip Some one wants
to stop her winning" she said, realizing
| that her task would be very difficult if
she We're going to succeed in telling just
what she wanted TO without telling all
Lots do, but they won't" answered
the confident trainer. not taking her at all
seriously. She'll just romp in"
But this is one who means to- stop
her by fair means or foul" she went on
He tried to get Harry to pull her"
And Harry knocked him down. hope, "
snorted the trainer.
He couldn't do that-but-but-he re-
fused-you know he would-and-he
wasn't going to speak-for-for-ny sake
but l couldn't rest" The girl was be-
| coming confused in her effort to tell but a
part of the truth, the part that would
serve merely as a warning. 81 was afraid
that he-the person-might try and in
jure The Whip some way to prevent her
| running
"Who is hep sternly asked the aroused
| horseman.
Il don't want to tell you that. she said
Don't ask me. I only came to warn you
to watch the horse so that they mayn't
have chance to injure her"
| Continued In Next Issue.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-04
ToDAY's INsTALLMENT.

ooh fire away. my little fellow he
s,id in his slow voice. "but if you shoot as
-,rsighr as you ride you won't make your
,,star widow, and 1 shant be able to
make her a wife.
The unexpected directness of this at
,.ck upon the emotions of Harry discon-
.sr+ed him, and invoIuntarily he lowered
his weapon.
"ouite So" said Sartoris, and then to
,oirt out quite clearly to the other his
own lack of nerves, he drew himself a
oun NJ coffee from the still simmering
machine
Have a cup?" he asked. No? Well,
toen. let's take all that as said-and talk
sense You want me to marry your sis
.Ar don't want The Whip to win the
Two thousand I've backed something
else Lord Beverley never bets. 1t would
do no harm if you didn't ride your best
~ ride my best or not at all" re-
turned the jockey, for the moment in the
thought Of his glorious horse forgetting
his own misery.
mot what l mean" said Sartoris.
Ride The Whip by all means, but pull
pull her little, my bOy-and perhaps
Ill
You dare say that to me. who's al
WAYS been an honest lad" came from the
ockey
DO you prefer that to her being an
honest" began Sartoris.
Harry had now absently placed his re-
volver on Sartoris' writing table, and he
had forgotten it.
Quickly Myrtle went to Harry as cry
Of Indignation came from both brother
and sister.
That's the price" continued Lady
Diana's cousin. Here's your chance.
What d you say?"
Before Harry could frame a reply, Myr-
tie had answered
Myrtle Refuses
NO. she said, strongly her head now
erect and proud do you think I'd buy
my honor at the price of his? No. You
have robbed me, but you shan't rob him.
Il must face shameful face It alone"
NO, you won't; not while I'm here,
Ass said the brother to his sister.
Wen go to his lordship straight. He'll
see Justice done when he knows what you
are, Captain Sartoris"
And what she is put in sartoris,
quickly. Don't forget that. Hold your
tongue and I'm quite willing to provide
for her-and hold mine. But talk-of her
or her lovers"
sudden exclamation at the threat of
Sartoris came from Myrtle But Harry
put his arm about her
Come away, lass" he said IT'S a
fine thing, sir. for a gentleman to foul a
girls good name-to try to break a poor
ads pride-but you can't. AS for your
money, she'd never touch a farthing.
LORD knows what dirty way it was got.
We're going now, but when we meet-if
her sorrow does tie my tongue-mind this
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-04

ton seems huge joke. But it has
been taken seriously, and many women
particularly young women-are join
ing.
The society may not be needed. but.
since it has been organized. it will fall
short of the desired results unless its
scope is broadened.
1t is not enough that young women
should be pleasant. They should learn
TO express their pleasure in a way that
does not jar on the worlds nerves.
young woman resolves to be pleas
ant-or, happy girl, she is pleasant
without a resolution. She gives evil
dence of her satisfaction with life in a
series of cackles. filters, giggles, shrieks
and screams. The art of expressing her
JOY with a sweet smile is unknown to
her. She must make a noise. and the
greater her pleasure the more discord-
ant that noise.
She greets the most inane jokes with
laugh that goes beyond "high c.
She is shrill and rasping, and there is
no music in her laugh-except when
one compares it with the more discord-
ant notes she would strike if she We're