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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-16

OFFICE Q. NJ. FORT YELLOWSTONE,
Wyoming. Sept, 1G. 1913, Sealed pro-
posaly in triplicate, viii be received at
this office until II a. m, Oct 10, 1918.
and then opened. for constructing an
outfall sewer this post, Further infor-
nation may be obtained by APPLYING 10
this office. Herman Kobbo. End Lieut., lsl
Cav, Q. NJ f2J31
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Wanted-Agents

OR 4 GOOD, LIVE AGENTS; GOOD
propositions; ladies or gentlemen. 2l1
Atlas block. 1884
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9ports on Page q

IA ths aus aud Assimilation.
,ssuntf f'ddin,.ty diaatt,y Of food taken
a.n .ss'' si4sssiSS sSisSssfS ann and l!ss,o, assimi.
's . Ip'S@aeh ps95osh and iivep dr'1ssS nnd
0s,.r1sSi. by all druggists, i:o"'
'sssssstiis sssss1s,tis Pavilion, two s,,
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LADIES WHO WISH TO EMPLOY
their spare hours prohtably in the In
terest OF n high-class established busl-
ness nothing to sell: call AS f. Broad :
way. e323T
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CLEANING AND DYEING

SALT LAKE CLEANING CO. BEST
work. prompt delivery. 25o South
State. Was. 5s35. Hyland 1882. s2335
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Wanted-Situation (Male)

A JAPANESE Fl. s BOY WANTS TO
work morning and evening In a
small family. Please write 10 T. NJ. 3la
Richards st. city. e4tI4
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CHIROPODIST

L, zAMBIA. FOOT SPECIALIST. CoA-
suliauon free. ~ East First South.
Wasatch 5Q64. 1925
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BOWLING ALLEYS

WINDSOR BOWLING PARLORS, 225
Main. Prizes each week for ladies'
high scores. m55l
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FLORISTS
MONUMENTS, TOMBSTONES

LARGE STOCK TO SELECT FROM. r.
Mckenzie. Display Yards Ii2 s. State
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Wanted-To Buy

YOUNG DELIVERY HORSE, WEIGHT
about 1850 lbs. Nelson & Kicks Co. $50
Eccles ave. fIs9
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CARPENTERS and JOBBERS


CARPENTRY. SCREENS. FURNITURE
repaired. rcupholstered. Evlngton. lt9
T. 2nd South. Hyland 9245-E. dlT5s
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Wanted-Board and Room

BOARD AND ROOM BY TWO YOUNG
men, Must be close In. Give rates.
Box R-si, Tribune. f7t1
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NOTICE.

On and after this date the under
signed will not be responsible for any
debts contracted by my wife. Mrs r.. 9.
Dixon, Z. 6, DIXON.
September 16. 1913. 1850
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-24
BY ADELINE CARRICK WELLS.

by Daily A ADVERTISE Publishing Company,
u jim the big brown horse was gentle you
could feed him sugar and stand under his head without being afraid
when coming, they great
him apple which Jim with delight though entirely
And here's too Davie the
scratch his head Te
getting
fen hrst " '1s
pave to get down and have with him
and I@dde could have nice fresh cold drink
he could not work the pumpande He looked at Jim and Laddi
Jim and Iadde seemed to gpasTonS tb d pamp lin 70 roll
little and I@ddie to barS msef nto paH WINCH w did
'n n poreo td scared him So D., 49,, 81. ,, 81, -
mpng He mounted the steps that led the intending
warmly In big spider
m Guess RI rest minute fore
In minute IN pay ts, s mead and on n one is arm b Is -
way deep IL os--of-jewes--w-a z1'
When promptly And so did
Where chops are get
y haven't seen him
Dayie hadn't bothering her mat ~ O''e
must ans s p Mother Dear alarm rising from the table I'VE
Dorothy followed her. feeling
always '''A"s OF gloomy things looked down
It's declared but Nurse
ever he H a h nn h5s pG01 Mother Dear to death
that she was just scared 0an sno was very very
f nanee They called and called but stn
Dorothy began to Then she Henry the
He was in the barn lot playing Henry
ot and Nurse Nellie jumped up and
bushy collar Ladd Wagged M barG h n arms about his
barn and up the steps Dorothy followed waiting
Here fast in the hay
Il playing rubbing his eyes And
s sq ha %'to " Sy that back he mot in the
cold ~ ~ ~ ~ 0s stone
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-24
On the Spur Of
the Moment
BY ROY MoULToN.
written pzOluzivsly for Evsnlns ssaz.

FAMOUS REMARKS OF AUTO BUGS.
Say, when I step on her tail and
give this old chump chariot the gas.
go so fast the telephone poles along
the side of the road look like picket
fence"
'Oh, 1 get about nineteen miles ont
of gallon on good road. but mine
is the only car in this mans town
that viii do it
Whenever I see a friend on the
street I pick him up and give him a
ride
Il haven't got any electric lights.
self-starter, cigar lighter. curling
irons or f1reless cooker in my car.
but have got an engine, believe ne.
can go up a hill faster than any
other car in this town can go down
hill. The last motor cop who chased
me didn't look any bigger than q
microbe on o flea's hind leg when I
looked back three minutes after the
race started"
Notice her take the corners? Some
boat, what?"
you ought to see her when sns If
running right. The differentiRl Is
crossed with the brake beam now.
That makes the little noise you no
tice."
''If anybody should come to me-
right now and offer me $500 more for
this wagon than l paid for It I would
say: Friend, this automobile is moi
for sale Just toeshow you how much
think OF this car 1 would rather get
stuck in the mud In this car and stay
there all day than to ride on dry
pavement in any other car made"
90
FROM THE HToKEYvILLE CLARION.
A Teller is here with $40 bill In
his possession. It was quite g. curl
osity and he showed It to several In
the Golden Nugget. Constable Ezra
Hand is keepin' an eye on the Teller
as he has an idea there may be a re-
ward out fer him.
90
1t certainly beats all how many
inconspicuous strangers always get
into Presidents cabinet Some OF
them never even had their names IN
the paper for recommending patent
medicine.
90
Hank Tumms's youngest swallowed
cast iron paperweight the other day
and Hank says he ought to grow UP
to be q strong man with so much iron
as that in his system.
90
1t may be a disgrace to hold a. job
with trust. but we don't see any of
the fellers that do 1t goin around
with any patches on the bosoms OF
their trousers.
90
Lem Purdy has gone to the city on
q very important business engage
ment He has got to buy a new pair
of socks.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-24
Seen and Heard at
the Four Corners
By BRIGHT EYES

New Jerseys largest collar-button
factory is tied up with a strike.
Moral: Preserve your warts
9 GO
The BARRIERS in town have gone on
n strike against Van Dyke boards
The price for Van Dyke trim has
jumped from fifteen to twenty-five
cents. They say Van Dyke makes
man cranky. haven't even a
moustache. Hard luck.
@ &C
A shoe-shining parlor near a Mar
ket street burlesque house Is adorned
with a sign reading "Matchless Shoe
Shining" Who'd a guessed they ever
used matches In shining shoes.
@ o g
One Of the directors of the Board of
Trade appeared at the meeting Tues
day with a brand-new "cubist'' suit
A friendly brother director said he
looked like 1.-THE Dude Descending q
Flagpole"
How forcible habit is. Two pub
licity managers of two big corpora
tions are being continually mistaken
for each other. It's annoying, you
know, and one of them-Frank--really
forgot who he was.
Frank called the other up yester-
day and said: "Hellol Is this you.
Frank? This is john" That is not
good Public Service.
CCC
Even the manicurists will havs
their little jokes A beauty parlor in
one of our big department stores ad-
vertises "Manicuring done while you
wait" always send mine out.
though.
GC0
Talk about inpatient This is the
limit Two women appeared at the
Third Precinct Police Court today
and wanted to enter complaints
against their husbands for desertion
because both went on an excursion to
washington Sunday and have not yet
returned
Cheer up, ladies'! Think how long
Mayor Otto was In Washington.
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sons sensitive to planetary influen-
ces.
1t is predicted that serious misun-
derstandings with foreign diplomats
may take place causing complica-
tons which require delicate hand
ling.
Women will find the configuration
unfavorable for most Of the occupa-
tons and pastimes which they pur
sue. There is an i'll omen for all
forms Of hospitality. Shopping, dress
making and whatever concerns the
household are under a rule which
threatens disappointment or trouble
The aspect is not suspicious for
love affairs. Quarrels and jealousy
are to be avoided. Engagements are
likely to be broken when the stars are
as unfriendly as they are today.
Under this rule II Is held that
women will cause difficulties. Prob
lens relating to them will trouble
legislators and civic officials. They
are likely to be unluclsy in business.
1t is predicted. however. that
calamities in Western States will
bring recognition to women, whose
courage in meeting misfortune and
executive ability in relief work will
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-24

demonstrate their power to assume
big responsibilities.
There is an evil sign which indi-
Gates the possibility of much illness
during the summer.
An increase of the birth rate will be
accompanied, the seers say, by dis
couraging record OF infant mortality
Persons whose birth date 1t is are
counseled to pass a quiet day. They
will not be likely to enjoy amuse-
ments or recreations on this anniver-
sary. During the year they may meet
unsettled conditions in their lives.
Women should be careful of their
health.
Children born on this day will de-
sire many pleasures In life. Both
boys and girls will be inclined to be
self-willed. A boy may be unfortu-
nate in business and a girl unlucky
in marriage AS they are subjects of
Taurus, they will be fortunate when
any of the planets are travelling
through Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer and
Pisces.
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THAT was an extraordinary mys-
terry" the comodore went on to say
"The ablest marine architects, the
most competent shipbuilders, were
never able to discover the secret of
the construction of that steamboat
many years ago, which enabled her
to make the fastest time ever made
by q steamboat, so far as | know,
upon any waters, European or Ameri-
can. There were times when this
steamboat really beat trains running
upon the Hudson river railroad OF
course, she did not ever get up as
high a speed as some of the express
trains upon that railroad make, but
she frequently beat accommodation
trains that ran about twenty-five
miles an hour.
I'm the course of time It was neces-
sary to repair and practically to re-
build this steamboat. In doing that
the ship carpenters followed her old
lines. They did not discover the
secret which has given to this boat
the reputation of being the fastest
paddle wheeled steamboat in the
world, but in repairing her the secret
went along with the repairs, for after
she came out of the ship-yard she
made as good time as ever.
az was talking one day with a gem
tleman who has considerable capital
invested in the steamboat business.
He asked me II the boats of the lines
which I owned and which make daily
trips between New York and Albany
had been able to match tho record
secured by the Mary Powell many
years ago.
81 asked him why he wanted to
know. lie told me that he had long
been anxious to learn whether there
had been some inscrutable freak as
ISOLATED with the building of this
boat or whether patient study of
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-24

the poetical attempts that Clarinda
addressed to Burns he declared was
worthy of Sappho. but II is only in
the poems that Burns wrote to
Clarinda that their love has been
made famous.
On December 6, 1871, four years
after their meeting, they parted.
never to meet again. Burns had been
married to Jean Armour. and Agnes
had made up her mind to return to
her husband, who was then living In
Jamaica. on December 8, forty years
later. Mrs. Maelehose wrote I'm her
diary. This day I can never forget"
and. though she lived to the ripe old
age of SO years, Agnes Maclehose re-
manned ever loyal to her love for the
great poet.
1t was on the day of Burns's part
ing from his Ciarinda that he wrote
the poems Behold the Hour. Thou
Gloomy December" and "a Fond
Kiss and Then We Sever" The
second stanza of this poem fingers
long In the memory:
''Ill ne'er blame my partial fancy,
Nothing could resist my Nancy;
But to see her was to love her,
Love but her and love forever
Had we never loved sac kindly.
Had we never loved sac blindly,
Never met-or never parted,
We had ne'er been broken-hearted .
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-24

Agnes Maclehose. the daughter of
a Mr.. Craig, of Glasgow, was born
on April "a, in Glasgow, in 1885, just
six months after the birth of the man
Who immortalized her name. In her
native city. where she spent n her
early life, she was known as Pretty
Miss Nancy" and had no small repu
tatlon for her beauty which, we are
told, was of somewhat yoluptuous
type, accentuated by lively manners
and q poetical fabric of mind"
Like Laura and Beatrice it was
not Nancy's fortune to marry the
man whose name is coupled with
hers. Nancy's marriage to Mr..
Maclehose, when she was II years
old. was the result of a Irritation
that began in a stagecoach that ran
from Glasgow to Edinburgh. After
four years of this unhappy union,
Nancy left her husband and returned
to her parents. Later she went to
live in Edinburgh in the family of u
cousin. Lord Craig. Here it was that
she made up for her neglected edu
cation both by reading and studying
and through her association with
Thomas Campbell, the poet, and
Robert Ainslee, friend of Burns.
Nancy met Burns first when she
was %, and almost Immediately be-
gan the correspondence in which she
assumed the name Clarinda. and
Burns DOTTED the simple Robert for
the more romantic Sylvan. One of
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HOROSCOPE.
THURSDAY. APRIL "a. 1918.
Lose Not Good Will
For Mars Bodies Ill.

According to astrology this is not
a lucky day and sad will be the ex-
perience of all who quarrel or engage
in litigation while the planets are in
such an aspect as that which now
prevails.
The moon is square to Mars pres
ages i'll luck for lawyers and judges.
The influences are peculiarly unfor-
tunate for all who must make de-
cisions as the adverse vibrations are
said to cause quick and half-con-
sidered opinions to be presented.
This rule also is held to cause strife
by producing a nervous, irritable
state of mind. Hasty speech and ar
gument are likely to bring about
trouble.
Domestic peace should be carefully
guarded. Criticism and domineer-
ing spirit may be expected from per-
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thing that you set your heart upon.
But when you have won these, you
will doubtless find them of little ac-
count, and will discover that in the
pursuit Of them you have neglected
precious opportunities for human
service. Greatness lies within-it is
what you are. rather than what men
say Of you. Deeds live, words pass
away, and the gratitude that you de-
sire is thing forgotten, while the
world is still getting ready to enjoy
what you have done for it in the mere
pleasure of doing.
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her lines and of her entire structure
body else to build a boat which
could match the Mary Powells
record.
II told him that | had heard that
an attempt had been made to build
a steamboat in every detail similar
to those which characterized tho
Mary Powell. The most careful es-
Inmates and measurements were
made. No expense was spared to Sc
cure a new boat, which In every re-
spect would be absolutely identical
with the Mary Powell.
Experts were employed to confirm
estimates and measurements. All of
the plans appeared to be exactly
identical with those upon which the
Mary Powell was built. To the eye
there was absolutely nothing so far
as fundamental construction was
concerned which distinguished these
two boats one from the other.
But when tests We're made it was
discovered that the new boat did not
contain the secret which had made
the Mary Powell the mistress of
American navigable waters. That
secret has never been discovered, and
I am satisfied that 1t never will be,
but I was moro than half serious
when I said to you that 1 believe /
would give as much as half a million
dollars II that secret could be dis
covered and impaired exclusively to
me-"
Copyright, 1913. by E. ]. Edwards. All
rights reserved.
Tomorrow Mr.. Edwards will tell
How u Section Hand Rose to Be
General Manager of a Railroad"
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IHe measure OF your greatness lies
within yourself, not in what others
think or say of you. Reputation is
valuable merely as an advertising
medium-there is nothing really
sacred about it. Most of us worry
TOO much about our good names and
do too little to win them Others
give them too little thought. The
latter are to be criticized mainly as
Door business men who do not know
the value of the right kind of pub
licity. What you are and what you
DO are only weighed in the final ac-
counting 1t makes not a whit of
difference whether you are famous or
obscure, beloved or hated-if you be
hated through misunderstanding
real test Of your worth is what you
nave done rather than the praise and
gratitude that men bestow upon you.
Gratitude counts for but little. The
world means well, but in the long
run it worships the unworthy quite
rs often as those that deserve.
In the mass, humanity is not far
sighted. 1t moves slowly and more
,r less blindly. In its anxiety to rec
,gnize those to whom it is indebted, 1t
90 often exaIts it's debtors and OPP
pressors. Thus fame becomes bau-
BILE and gratitude. individual or gen
.ral, a thing of small worth to those
solid men who live to achieve.
If you are working for fame or graf
fide. quit now. The game isn't
worth the candle. They may come to
gou-will come to you, If you strive
hard enough, long enough and intelli-
gently enough; for you can win any
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EVENING STAR ASTROLOGER
Copyrighted. 1919.

"The stars incline, but do not
compel"
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COULDN'T FOOL WIFE

Mr.. Snoops--I can't let you have
any money this morning. I'm fat
broke
Mrs. Snoops-How can you say that
when l left 80 bill in your pocket
last night?
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''QJmel@ SaW'' Saws

wastes MS
privilege in life is to
whom have helped is
houtr
saon than the knowledge have donewe 49, p
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Noted Women Whose Birthday Is Yours
Copyrighted. 1913.
APRIL %
Mrs. Agnes Maolehose
Copyrighted. 1913.

hold the list of the worlds notable
idealzaton
must have beenth he peero OF IL II
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NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
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The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-01-24

Mis- bonnic Bonner. Richards n
Sons stenographer, is on visit with
relatives In Arcadia and Oklahoma
City. Oklahoma.
Cave Hunt went to st. Joseph,
Friday. and made an inspection Of
the ST, Joseph stockyards. He says
they are all right.
My residence In Oregon Is for
sale. For particulars, call on or ad.
dress. MIS-. ELIZABETH HUNT,
Mound City, Mo.
Roy, son Of Mr.. and Mrs John
Meyer, Of Mound City. was taken to a
st. Joseph hospital, last week, being
a great sufferer from sciatica rheuma.
tism.
Maryyille has taken over the va.
ter plan, and has paid the 10000
agreed on a. the price. IL will be i'm.
proved and extended and made more
modern and up.,oda,e.
THE many friends here aud abroad
Of Uncle George Meyer, who has been
quite sick, the past few weeks. will
be glad to learn that he Is now some
better. hut is still confined TO his bed
Miss Grace Quick, a former tee.
phone operator here, and her brother,
Glen Quick, were visiting here Sat.
urday and Sunday. She Is now work.
Ing for the telephone company at
Oregon. Mo. Troy. lkas.J Times.
Tue SENTINEL extends its sym.
pathy TO Dr. !. W. McClanahan. VI
Forest city, by reason of the death Of
his vcderable mother. which occurred
at her home In 81. Joseph, Friday
last. January Il. at the aye Of - years
Mrs. Guy Jones. Of Bigelow, vas
severely burned 10y the steam and hot
water which escaped when the lid
from a buckle, Of boiling water was
forced OIL. One eye was badly burned
but she Is recovering nicely. Mound
City News.
The first indicat ion Of the coming
Of spring comes To us through Mrs.
Corby, Of Forest City: one Of her hens
is nov moihering a brood OF 1T.
tie chicks, that began to peep on jan
uary 10, In the wear 1913.
Twelve carloads o cattle, the
property Of r. T.. Fleming, Of Noda.
way county. Mo. In transit from Shat
tuck, Okla, were held at the local
yards yesterday so they could be fed.
Fleming bought the cattle In Shat.
tuck and Is taking them to his farm.
where he will feed the lot for market
purposes. 81. Joseph Gazette, Jan. ~.