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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Proposed New York Structure.

two Americas-it will probably tower
among the great structures arising
around the new terminal of the New
York Central.
1t is to be more than a commercial
structure, however, for 1t is to house
the club rooms and exhibition halls
Of the Pan-American States associa-
ton, which is now engaged in the i'm
portant task of introducing the two
interests to one another.
The design calls for a wonderful
Spanish tower, pinnacled with red
and gold, 900 feet in height. That is
ISL feet higher than the Woolworth,
the present record holder among the
worlds tall buildings.
OF course, the Eiffel Tower of Paris
is higher yet, with it's 304 meters, or
approximately 1000 feet But the Elf.
fel tower is not either in form or pur-
pose a building; 1t is rather an engi-
neering demonstration along the lines
of steel bridge construction, and beats
about the same relation to a building
proper that a fire escape or an extern
sion ladder does to a staircase.
The step ladder order of Manhat-
tan's-and that means the worlds
half-dozen champion skyscrapers viii
therefore line up as follows:
Pan-American, 9O1 feet; Woolworth,
$50 feet; Metropolitan Life, 700 feet;
Singer, 612 feet; Bankers Trust, 539
feet; Park Row, 3S2 feet.
The estimated cost of this latest
building designed by Francis H. Kim.
ball-who is the architect of the City
Investing building, the Manhattan Life
and dozen other of the colossal struc
tures that have helped to make down.
town New York famous-rather stuns
the imagination, as do other figures
mentioned in association with this
project.
The Pan-American building will cal
for some 21,000,0O0 cubic feet of build
ing material of various kinds--steel
granite, terra Gotta, concrete, thing
bronze, iron, glass, etc.
It's estimated cost will be from $40,
100000 to $12,OOO,O00.
The main structure is to be 80 sto
ries high, above which the tower, with
its effiorescence Of spires and cupolai
In the general style of the Spanish re
Nuisance, will soar to the altitude o,
901 feet.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
AUTO INTOX|CAT|ON
AND ITS CAUSE
Thousands Suffer From This Dis
order Without Knowing
Why.

Auto intoxication Is brought about by
the failure of the bowels and kidneys to
properly eliminate poisonous materials. 1t
Is frequently the case that these great
sewers of the body fail to perform their
duty and require prompt aid or the pois-
ons generated will be absorbed into the
system like poisonous gases. thus slowing
down all the vital processes and allowing
disease germs to get a Roadway which
may be fatal
To insure perfect health men and women
alike should see that the Kidneys and
Bowels function properly. II they do not
then means should be employed to restore
them to normal action.
DR.. Kings Royal Germetuer is q natural
elimlnanL It operates by bringing about
natural condition, thus enabling the body
to do Its duty in a normal manner with
out harm OF any kind
DR.. Kings Royal Germetuer does not act
as a cathartic, nor will it Of Itself act On
the bowels. but by its splendid tonic quail
tiles 1t builds up an impaired and diseased
system and In that way adds tone to the
bowels 80 that they may properly perform
their functions.
II you are a sufferer from Dyspepsia.
Indigestion. Biliousness. Torpid Liver or
any similar trouble. DR.. Kings Royal
Germetuer will give permanent relief.
II is as pleasant to take as lemonade.
Almost all druggists sell It. or It will be
supplied by Ellis-Lnlybeck Drug Company.
Proprietors. Memphis, Tenn, on receipt OF
81 per bottle. adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
"JUST AS GOOD AS
BONDS PILLS7"

Don't you believe it, No such a Liver
remedy is made But do not abuse the
dealer who tells you so! He does not
intend to iniure you or US; he only
likes to make larger profit than
Bonds Pills afford him.
Just laugh at him and insist on
BONDS LIVER PILLS. the gentle,
safe and effective liver stimulant, that
are honestly made from the best
known ingredients and without regard
to cost or trouble.
They are expressly intended to cure
Biliousness, Headaches, Constipation,
Indigestion. Malaria and all the all
ments due to an inactive liver or bow.
els.
ASK YOUR NEIGHBOUR"
Take just ONE pill at bedtime and
wake up well, without any unpleasant
feeling. They are guaranteed to give
satisfaction.
If the Pills cannot be obtained in
your town, send Csc to us and get them
by return mail.
Sold by leading druggists, 25c. Send
to us for free sample.
BONDS PHARMACY CO., LITTLE
ROCK, ARK.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
'CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, biIiousness,
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10cent box.


Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
and stomach clean. pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing q
passageway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills. Castor Oil or
Purgative Waters?
Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg.
ulate the stomach, remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases,
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out OF the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
In the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep-never grippe, sicken
or cause any Inconvenience, and cost
only 10 cents box from your store.
Millions Of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness, Coated
Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27

life, according to those who know aim
best, has been a remarkably quiet
one; although it would appear that
one who has passed over such a great
number of years and has lived in we
olden times" that we read about, must
necessarily have bumped against
something during his career that was
worth chronicling.
Morris is bachelor and a confirmed
woman hater, and right here is where
a grain of romance inserts itself, In
his young days, 1t is said, many
years before he came to this country,
he was engaged to buxom English
girl. The wedding day had been fixed,
but before its arrival the girl sickened
and died. Morris so cherished the
memory of his beloved that he could
never be brought to look with favor
upon any other woman.
AS the years passed, his antipathy
toward the fair sex increased until,
at the present day, with one hundred
and twenty years to his credit, he
stands forth, an openly avowed wom-
an hater. Who knows, but what this
aged man, as he dreams in the sun
light, has visions of that long ago
face and that it gradually draws near
err and becomes more distinct as ht
himself approaches the goal.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
Experience of a Southern Man.

"Please allow me to thank the origi-
nator of Postum, which in my case,
speaks for ITSELF" writes a Fla. man.
Il formerly drank SO much coffee
that my nervous system was almost a
wreck" (Tea is just as injurious be-
cause 1t contains caffeine, the drug
found in Coffee MY physician told
me to quit drinking 1t but | had to
have something. so / tried Postum.
ITO my great surprise / saw quite
a change in my nerves in about 10
days. That was year ago and now
my nerves are steady and / don't have
those bilious sick headaches which /
regularly had while drinking coffee.
Postum seems to have body-build-
ing properties and leaves the head
clear. And | do not have the bad
taste in my mouth when get UP morn
ings. When Postum is boiled good
and strong, 1t, is far better in taste
than coffee. My advice to coffee drink
ers is to try Postum and be con.
WINGED"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for copy of the
little book, "The Road to Wellyille."
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be we'll
boiled.
Instant Postum is soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in a
cup of hot water and, with cream and
sugar, makes a delicious beverage
Instantly. Grocers sell both kinds.
There's reason" for Postum.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
TALLEST BUILDING IN WORLD
Proposed Structure Will Be Erected to
House Goods for South and Gen.
trail American Trade.

New York.-Here is projected the
tallest building in the world. It is
still in embryo. but has progressed to
the stage of blue print and architectu-
raj plan. The site has not yet been
selected, but If this great conception
should gain the essential financial sup
port OF the parties Observation-Disclosures.
can manufacturers who desire to es-
tablish their goods in South and Cen.
trail American markets, and the big
Southern-American concerns who be-
lieVe in the great opportunity of foster.
ing commercial relations between the
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Only William.

At a singing contest at Frankfort re-
Gently Kaiser Wilhelm, who attended.
was served by several high school boys
as pages. According to Jugend, he
was attracted by the bright face OF
one Of them and asked his name.
"Korner. your majesty said the
boy.
And your first name is Theodore"
said the emperor, thinking of the pa
triot-poet Theodore Koruer, whose cen
tennial year this is.
I'm sorry replied the uncourtier-
like youngster, but it's only Will
liam.
When Kaiser William broke into a
hearty laugh at the answer the page
realized his missed opportunity.-New
York Evening Post.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
OTHERS SLEPT
SHE WORKED
While Others Were Fast Asleep.
Mrs. Sanders Would Often
Get Out Of Bed and
Do Sewing.
Do Sewing.

Cadiz, KY was in a terrible con.
dition, caused from nervousness" says
Mrs Boon Sanders, OF this place. AT
times. last spring and summer, | did
not get any rest at night; could not
sleep at all. Very often | would get
out of my bed and do some of my sew
ing, while the rest Of the family were
fast asleep.
One OF my lady friends advised me
10 take Cardul, the woman's tonic. Just
as soon as | commenced taking it,
began resting better. After taking
four bottles, now feel better, and get
perfect rest and plenty of sleep am
doing every bit OF my housework now,
and although / am small, / feel very
strong in every way.
You may publish this letter II you
wish, and l hope all women. who suf-
fer as did, will try Cardui and get re-
lief"
II you are nervous, rundown, dis
couraged, tagged out, don't give up-try
Cardui, the woman's tonic. This great
medicine has been used for more than
half century by thousands and thou
sands Of women, and has been found
to be a specific, building medicine for
nearly all the Ills from which women
suffer.
Cardui, being composed OF harmless
vegetable Ingredients. cannot possibly
harm you, and Is almost certain to
help you. Try II.
All druggists sell Cardui.
N. B.-WyKs TO-. chattanoosa Medicine Co.,
Ladies' Advisory Dept, Chattanooga Tenn, for
Steeiaf irByHefi0Hs on your case and 64page book
Home Treatment for Women" cent IN plain
wrapper. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
NOT AS BAD AS ALL THAT
Judge Resents Attitudes Of "Funny
Men" as to Present Tendency
In Dress.

Judge Ralph s. Latshaw squelched
in Kansas City, the other day, an In
cipient movement against the close
fitting skirt with a slash.
Narrow skirts don't mean immoral
ity." said Judge Latshaw. "One of the
most vicious epochs was when hoop
skirts were worn.
Why. | remember when 1t was con-
sidered immodest For a woman to ar
range her couture so as to show her
ears We have advanced.
I'VE have advanced, but we haven't
advanced as far as the jokesmiths and
cartoonists would pretend.
Doctor, said pretty girl--so
runs the latest joke-'doctor, / want
you to vaccinate me, please, where it
won't show
'Humph, said the gruff doctor. I
guess you'll have to take it internally
then"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Perpetual Motion.

One may well be sure that there is
no perpetual motion machine" For
this purpose machines have been con-
structed from time immemorial, but
nothing has ever come Of 1t. Men have
gone mad on the subject, but without
any practical results. 1t was demon
strated long ago by Sir Isaac Newton
and De Ia Hire that perpetual motion
is impossible Of attainment. Even the
solar system, the most wonderful ma
chine Of which we have and knowl-
edge, will run down in the course OF
time, some say in about 100000 OF
years from now.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Peculiar Belief.

Two centuries have passed since
the Scottish judge Lord Monboddo
was born. In his "Origin and Prog
ress of Language" he argued that hui
man beings should be studied like
other animals; but this doctrine SEEM
ed to the contemporaries of DR.. John
son 30 ridiculous that the wags based
many a jest upon it. His belief that
men got rid OF their tails by sitting
upon them would now scarcely raise
a smile among anthropologists. Among
ais more startling propositions was the
earnestly maintained one that the ou-
rang-outang was class OF the hui
man species, and that its want of
speech vas merely accidental"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
OLDEST MAN IN j. s.
Thomas Morris of Nebraska Was
Born in 1884.
Has Reached the Remarkable Age Of
One Hundred and Twenty Years
HAS Great Antipathy for
the Fair Sex.

Chicago.-Probably the oldest per.
son in the United States today is
Thomas Morris of Custer county, Ne
braska- Charles Mytton, with whom
the aged man lives, declares that Nor
ris will have reached his hundred and
twentieth year the 18th Of next jan
uary.
1t appears that some years ago
records OF his birth were destroyed by
fire and it is largely through memory
that the present facts are retained.
Morris was born in the year 1894,
at Berrey, Montgomeryshire. North
Wales, and If he lives until the 18th
of next January he will have reached
the wonderful age OF one hundred and
twenty years. 1t is not unlikely that
the centenarian can claim the dis
tinction of being the oldest living man
in the United States. Considering the
great age he has reached, Morris life
has been rather uneventful and he
had always been a hard worker up to
the time old age incapacitated him.
The old man is a shoemaker by
trade, but at one time served as a
gamekeeper to large estate in Eng
land. He came to America in 1871
and passed through Chicago the Sun
day after the big fire. Locating at
Blackstone, Ill, he quietly followed
his trade In that town for ten years.
Later on, he moved to Harrison coun.
ty, Missouri, where he lived for four
years.
He reached Custer county in 1885
and resided there since that time.
Morris can justly be numbered among
the pioneers of the west The above
picture is an excellent likeness OF the
aged shoemaker and shows him avs he
is at the present time. He is able to
walk about, although considerably
hampered by a club foot, and thor
oughIy enjoys basking in the sum
light
He talks but little at the present
time, but generally manages to make
himself understood. Tobacco is his
constant companion and he appears
to derive much nourishments from
large quantities of coffee, which he
drinks at all hours of the day and
night.
He is unable to read or write, con-
sequently has never been able to take
notes of any interesting experiences
that may have come his way. 1t is
hardly likely, however, that he has
had any glaring adventures, as his
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Penalty of Having Too Much Rope.

Penalty Of Having Too Much Rope.
Il note that Mexico is again peeved
at the United States" commented Bat
sin Garrett. This reminds me of
the familiar yarn of the negro
who was about to be hanged for the
murder of another negro, and after
lengthy and rambling farewell to the
world addressed the widow, who, fat,
black and pessimistic. sat In front
of the scaffold: de Lawd in his In
finite wisdom has done fuhgiven muh
sins and innickerties, and now / axes
yo', Sistah Watkins, to fuhgive me,
and 'Ow, git hung, nigger!' impa-
tiently interrupted the bereaved lady.
Git hung! Mexico having been given
an abundance of rope, | am grimly
awaiting the inevitable outcome. am
of the same attitude of mind, too, to-
ward the person or persons, as the
case may be. who has or have, been
30 long messing with and muddling up
the gas situation kansas City Star.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27

Norwich, N. Y.-Suffering from the
sting of bee that few down his
throat, John Dye, farmer near here,
is in a dangerous condition. Dye
owns thousands of bees and while
collecting honey, enc few into his
mouth and passed down his throat,
singing him in the stomach, accord.
ing to attending physicians. When
he dropped the honey swarms OF bees
stacked him.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Redeemino Feature.

Have you heard about Wizards
latest play?"
Yes. They say it's revolving"
1T is. But give Wizard credit for
one thing"
What's that?"
He firmly refuses to say there's
any moral purpose In It"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
More important Than Success.

The most important thing in mans
life is that which he has been striving
at. All that he actually accomplished
was dependent to a considerable ex-
tent on purely accidental circum-
stances, and In the best cases,
proved only a far inadequate realiza-
ton OF his intentions.-John Ruskin
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
LlneoIn,s Barber a Suicide.

Decatur, Ill.-Dalton C. Steward
eighty-four years old, 60 years bar.
Der. shot and killed himself here. He
shaved Abraham Lincoln in Spring.
teld before the Civil war, and was also
i janitor for time in Lincolns G.
Asrndens law Office.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
His Supposition,

"A couple" said Mrs. Simpkins,
got married a few days ago, after a
courtship which had lasted so years. "
Il suppose" replied Mr.. Simpkins,
the poor old man had become too
feeble to hold out any longer"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
ALI Rinht There.

MY. boys greatest ambition is to
lick his teaches"
That's a fine ambition"
"Oh, it's all right | mean his box
ing instructor"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Imnortant 10 Mothara
His College Clothes.

SOM"
We'll, dad?"
did you pick out that suit OF
clothes of your own accord, or is it
part Of the hazing you have to go
through WITH
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27

YOU
ocpr Of
equal for Malaria Chl
debility and loss of appetite Gives life and Nursing
Mothers and Pale Sicky Children Removes Biousne without
and the
blood appetizer
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Search for a Name.

Does anybody call the junk that fel.
low writes poetry"
why not? 1t has been called every
thing else that's unpopular"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Nnt Aia Wife.

Did not see you talking to your
wife last nigh.?"
Nope; If IT had been my wife !
would have been listening. not talk
frg."-Hougton Post
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
prepostcrous.

Old Party-Do you stop at the Sa
voy. my good man?
But Conductor--What. me, lady
on 30 bob a weekl-London Opinion.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
sething, softens the gums, reduces infamms'
GoD, allays pain, cures wind collie &c bot.lelss
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Too Optomistic.

Il will yet SEQ the time when the
law is no respector of persons"
Then you'll DE in an asylum"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27

Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with DIR. Peery's Vermifuge Dead
Shot" Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scsldlne sen
sAtion in eyes and Inflammation of eyes or
syelids- Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27

Some women never worry over tri-
fes until they marry one.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27

The principal ingredient in luck .
common sense.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Looks That Way.

There is more equality in America
than many think"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
Whenever YOU NEED
A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic is Equally
Valuable General Tonic because Acts the Liver,
Drives Out Malaria, Enrches the Blood and Builds up
the Whole System. For Grown People and Children.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27
RYEIIl2H 1HkglHa f PS!c 1ag sHa!E.
LIZZIE TREArnLENr


for Liver, Kidneys. Bladder and Gall stoneE
Reliable for old and young. improvement be-
gins at once. Box A, Lansing, Iowa.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-11-27

Yes, sir. Everybody can have his
own automobile"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-19
''CASCARETS" MAKE
YOU FEEL GREAT
A 10 Cent Box Will Keep
Your Liver, Stomach and
Bowels Clean for
Months.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizziness,
COATED tongue, foul taste and foul
breath--always trace them to torpid
liver. delayed fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the IN
testines, instead of being cast out of
the system, is reabsorbed into the blood.
When this poison reaches the delicate
brain tissue it causes congestion. and
that dull, throbbing, sickening head.
ache.
Salts, cathartic spills, oil and purga-
tive waters force n passageway for a
day or two-yes-but they don't take
the poisons out and have no effect upon
the liver or stomach
Cascarets Immediately cleanse and
regulate the stomach, remove the sour,
undigested and fermenting food and
foul gases, take the excess bile from
the liver and carry out Of the system
all the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
strengthen you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from yorr druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver and
bowels clean and regular for months.
(Advertisement.)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-19

citation I have read Il, I thank you
for it very warmly indeed.
CoDfidentially. the appropriations
committee is the committee on which
you would have the hardest work.
but your letter convinced me that
it is also the committee in which
your interest chiefly lies and where
you can certainly be of the greatest
and most constant service.
Ever since I was q youngster I
have been deeply interested In our
methods OF financial legislation. Ever
since then / have insisted on the alb
solute necessity OF a. carefully con-
sIdered and wisely planned budget
and one OF the objects 1 shall have
most In mind when I get to Wash
ington will be conferences with my
legislative colleagues there with a
view to bringing some budget system
into existence. This business OF
building up the expenses of the ma
tlon. piece by piece, will certainly
lead us To error and perhaps embar-
rassment.
/ was very much pleased by your
reelection and shall look forward
with the greatest interest 10 being
associate with you In counsel.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-19

cation should be spent afoot in the
counties that range south of u.s. de-
clared Mr.. Kelly, in discussing the com"
ing trip at the Colonial last night be-
tween the acts Of "The Sign Of the
Cross 81 have tramped over good
IY portion. Of Europe, particularly
Switzerland, and my fondness for SUM
mer tramps Of this nature is responsible
rs much as anything for the decision
L have reached that / will see Utah, or
as much of it as l can, on foot next
July and August. 1t is great, strengt TIL
builder and / am going to lay out a
strenuous schedule for myself, If [
can cover all the ground / want to on
foot with week or two to spare | am
going to head up Big and Little Cot:
tonwood canyons with pack mule and
saddle horse and explore some of the
t-of-the-way spots in and around
these two scenic routes. The trip afoot
will be the real lark OF the year for
me, however, and I'm hard at work on
my route