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The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20
BRASS BANDS
By GEORGE FITCH.
Author of at Good Old Siwash."

death has paused over small town
TO take toll, but as he has listened to
a fourteen fragment hand rolling
through Poet and Peasant" in a
heavy sea. the comets four beats in
the lead with the clarionets and alto
horns catching up fast and the bass
horn fast on bar and sending up
distress signals, he has shuddercd
and passed on.
No one would object to band prac-
tioe because there can be no good
bands unless the closed season on
had bands is religiously observed,
But the scale of prices for bands is
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20
Mntlcrn Conditions.

Now, this is witch's test" said
the young man who was the life Of tho
Halloween party. aud in performing
It J must pretend to ride broom
stick"
I'm sorfy but We haven a. broom
in the house faltered the, koStess.
Would it work with caipd1 81 eep-
cr?"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

The women OF China are making
great strides in advancement. and
vet they are disearding trousers for
skirts. Or perhaps the land yet
should be changed TO read "and so, :"
Their discardlng of trousers is re-
suit and a proof of their advance
ment.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20
Not ENJOYABLE.

do you shave yourself?" asked the
victim in the chair
Sure thing" replied the garrulous
barber.
And do you enjoy it?"
Never You see, I do II when I'm
alone, and so there's no one for me to
talk to-"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

4 New York judge has decided
that s45 Is enough to pay for wo-
mans attire. II is good thing for
that judge that woman suffrage and
the judicial recall are not In force
ia his hailiwick.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

not managed right. II is all right
for band TO eharge $50 per per-
Torrance after il has learned to play
unanimously in one key. But before
that time the citizens of the town in
which IL practices should be allowed
10 chlrge Is cents per practice
This would stop the steady loss OF
population in the small towns and
would stop the drift to The cities to
q marked degree.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

The first fish story of the year
concerns Tarrytcwn man who
Claims TO have caught three fish at
one throw of his one hook Who
said that his matter of fact age de-
privcs US of Imagination?
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20
Gnlna Some.

Belle-rs she the kind Of woman
who would take the bread out of an
others mouth?
Beulah- Why. she would take tho
hairpins out of another woman's
mouth!
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

"She says | an in her thoughts by
day and her dreams by night"
Don't you believe it7"
DO YOU mean to inniruntb that she
Is deceiving me?"
Il mean she IS wearlng@a pair Of
ehocs a size too small forhHr, and by
dsy her thoughts arc whero her ache
is"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

Bernard Shaw has appealed to his
andienccs not to laugh during the
performance Of his plays. This Is
enc time that Mr. Shaw Is really
frury.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

A New York Newspaper laments
because the big town has no ghosts.
New York is sc close to the neither
world that ghosts flee in terror.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20
Wool!

The men who make The "giriy' show
DO not do things by halves;
They star n miikmaid chorus so
That 1t can show its calves.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

This is good world r. Bruce
Isnay is no longer managing director
or the White Star line,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

Cheer up, We have many bless
ings. For one thing. the Sixty-sec-
end congress is nearly at an end
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

I remember, / remember, the house was
\ born,
| The little window where my son came
creeping In at morn.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

aftsr the eruptions of Kratstoa ana
Mon, Pele, and In those cases lsssei
FOR some yerrs.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

If sou fail to receive your
paper by 2 3 m. on week
days and = g., m, ON Sundays.
telephone to TIE Aulletin Of.
fee, No. Sc. either phone and
one will be sent to you BY
special messenger,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

Cook-Gifts viii never rim q girls
love. You make her handsome pres
cnt for Christmas. and you have moth.
ing to show for it.
Hook-But have. Here's the
ticket for my watch.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-20

Any Of those New Year resolutions.
efta
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
MARINE NOTES

The Admiral Sampson arrived from the Westward S0uthbound Sunday eve niul and sailed at 10:30.
 The Humboldt arrived from the South Sunday and sailed on return trip at am carly hour this morning.
 The Spokane arrived from the south Sunday and passed on to Sitka. She should sail on return trip tomor- TOW.
 The Princess AIaquinna, with an ex- cursion party aboard, arrived from the south this morning.
 The Dolphin left WrangeIl at an early hour this morning and arrived this afternoon.
 The Aaimoda is scheduled to arrive from the South at a. m. tomorrow.
 The Princess Sophia will arrive from the South tonight or early to- morrow.
 The Al-Ki arrived from the South this afternoon and returning from Hoo nah sails South Sept 4.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
TWO INTERESTING TRADE
 LETTERS RECEIVED HERE
O.

The representative of a large New York house, now in Juneau, received in the last mail instructions to give close price on a certain sale that was being negotiated, giving as a req son in this particular instance the startling news that Juneau was in a foreign country. This same New York house has maintained a branch in Seattle for a number of years.
 In the last mail John Olds, manager of the Occidental hotel in Juneau also received a letter from a big cigar house in the East, enclosing a price list. The letter urged Mir. Olds to place his order at once so the goods could be shipped to Juneau before the close of navigation. It was pointed out that in a few weeks Juneau could not be reached until the spring break up. Mir. Olds was born and raised in Juneau, but feels elated to learn some new and interesting things about his native city.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
BIOLOGISTS ARE
 VISITING ALASKA

The Princess Maquinna, Capt. Me Ieod. arrived this morning with the excursion party consisting of 43 mem bers of the International Geological Congress aboard. The excursion is in charge of Director R. W. Brock of the Dominion geological survey, Dr. D. D.. Cairne, Dominion gelogist, and Noel J. Ogilyie, chief of the Dominion boun- dary survey are also aboard. The eX- cursion into the far North was pro noted at the July session of the Con- gress held in Ottawa.
 The itinery of the present tour from this point is as follows: Visit Tread we'll until F noon today; visit Juneau two or three hours then sail for ley Straits. Wednesday, September 3, leave Icy Straits 4 a. m. arriving at Muir glacier a. m.; leave Muir F noon, arrive Yakutat Thursday at day light. Arrive Seal Bay F noon same day; spend afternoon Hidden glacier; Friday arrive Nunatak glacier; Satur- day at Variegated glacier, Hubbard glacier, Malaspina glacier; Sunday back to ley Straits and Lynn canal; Monday arrive Skagway. The party debarks at Skagway and will take train over White Pass & Yukon to Whitehorse; continue down the Yu- kon to Dawson; return via Skagway.
 The Princess Maquinna arrived from Treadwell at 2 o'clock and the excur- sionists were given about two hours in. which to taken in the sights of the Capital City.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
DOUGLAS BRIEFS

DOUGLAS, Sept 2.-There will be a rehearsal of the Treadwell band to- night at s o'clock at the Treadweu Club. All members are requested to be present.
 There will be a dance given by the Treadwell band tomorrow evening at the TreadweH Club hall
 The St. Anns Parochial school started this morning. The Public school will start next week.
 The bushes houses closed yester- day afternoon on account of Labor Day.
 The Humboldt and the Spokane ar rived from the South Sunday.
 The safe and doors for the vault Of the new First Territorial Bank of AL aska arrived on the santa Ana
 The Alaska Catholic Club meets to- night at S o'clock, at their clubrooms. The meetings will be held on Tues days instead of Thursdays hereafter.
 The Sons of Norway met last Sat urday evening.
 Albert Rapp will leave next week for the University Of Washington.
 Albion Bartello, Charles A. Hopp. Paul Bloedhorn, Elmer E. Smith and Dr. Sergeant returned last night from a two weeks outing, fishing and hunt ing trip. They report having a good time generally.
 There will be a business meeting of the congregation of the Congregational church tonight.
 The Ladies League of the Congrega- tional church vii hold a meeting Thursday afternoon.
 Jefferson Davis has returned to Douglas.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
SEATTLE BANKER VISITS
 OLD FRIENDS IN JUNEAU

N. B. SOlner, vice-president of the Union Bank & Trust company, of Seat tie, formerly a Nome banker, and Mrs. Solner, were SOuthbound passengers on the Admiral Sampson that was in Juneau Sunday. Mr. Solner has been inspecting mining property on Crow creek, in the Cook inlet country in which he is interested, and he and Mrs. SOlner made a vacation of the trip They came North on the trip before the last of the Admiral Sampson. While in Juneau Mir. and Mrs. Solner visited with former Nomeites that are now residents of this city.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
CASHIER A. A. CARES TO
 ENTER NEW BUSINESS

A. A. Gabbs has rendered his resig- nation as cashier of the First National bank of Juneau, and of the First Ter ritorial Bank of Alaska, to take eff feet October 1. His successor has not yet been named. Mir. Gabbs is leav- ing the service of these financial in for the purpose of entering into business for himself.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
GOV. STRONG SAILS
 FROM NOME FOR SOUTH

A cablegram received at the office of the Governor in Juneau from Gov. J. F. A. Strong says that he was sail ing for Seattle on the Senator, Sun day August 31st After arriving at Seattle will visit the Morningside Sani, tarium at Portland, where Alaska's in- san patients are kept, Gov. and Mrs, Strong win spend about 10 days at Sc. attle, tacoma and Portland, returning to -June:h. about SoI tent CT 20'h to September 18th.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
.O-O-O

Ray Day, who was injured in the To- comotive accident at Salmon creek, left the hospital today.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
PROGRAM
 AT THE ORPHEUM
O-O

The following excellent program has been arranged for the Orpheum's pre- sentation tonight:
 "Pathe Weekly" always entertain ing
 The Lord and the Peasant" a strong Edison drama.
 The Line at Hogan's," and "A To- Karat Hero" good Biograph comedies.
 His New Cane and a Substitution" roaring Lubiu comedy.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02

WANTED-An experienced cook at St. Ann's hospital, Douglas. S-29-tf.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
PASSENGERS ARRIVING
 ON THE SPOKANE

The following passengers arrived on the Spokane Sunday;
 Alice CrysIer, Mrs. Jennie Tuthill, II. M. White, F. Beckman, Fred Bergman. Mrs. A. T. Spatz, Miss Bessie Bayne, Fred Banta, and Martha Banta
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE LADIES
 OF JUNEAU

Mrs. William Vim announces the opening for inspection by the ladies of Juneau of her fall and winter stock of millinery. The goods are now on dis mainder of the present week. The stock is larger and finer than ever. You are cordially invited to call and it. S-27-4t.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
MAJOR GALLAGHER LIKES
 LOOKS OF JUNEAU
O-C

Major Hugh J. Gallagher, depot quartermaster, United States Army, stationed at Seattle, was a roundtrip passenger on the Admiral Sampson. Major Gallagher says Juneau appeals to him as the city having the best out look of any in the West.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
CLASSIFIED ADV.

WANTED - Concrete workers. Ap- ply labor department, Alaska Gastin- eau Co. 7-31- If
 WANTED Position by competent bookkeeper. Inquire "M," Empire of fee. S-26-tf
 FOR SALE-Launch Ariel" length 20 feet, CHI P. engine. first class con dition. See Trevor NJ. Davis. 7-lS-tf
 FOR SALE-Old doors and windows at the Juneau Construction Company
 FOR SALE-Gas boat "Boreas," 30 feet, S-1O H. P. See Wallis George S-7-tf.
 FOR SALE - Modern new house. near the Governors House. Address 20. Box 215, Juneau, S-26-5t
 FOR SALE-W Waterfront lot with house, near ferry landing. M" Elm pire. S-9-tf.
 FOR RENTING furnished house keeping rooms. No. 12, Hogan's Flats. FOR RENT New unfurnished apartments. Second story Cheney building. Apply office z. R. Cheney S-29-tf
 ROOMS TO RENT-With use Of bath and phone Centrally located. Phone 3-2-0-4. 8-29-tf
 LOST-Tuesday night. certificate of deposit on B. NJ. Behrends bank; $1O reward at bank S-29-3t.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
invitation to Ladies:

The ladies Of Juneau are invited to inspect our stock of Hair Goods the best selected assortment ever brought 10 Juneau.
 GASTINEAU BEAUTY PARLORS
 Main and Second Streets
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
THE LYRIC THEATRES
 INTERESTING PROGRAM
O O


 DOUGLAS. Sept An extra good program is on at the Lyric tonight, as follows:
 An Old-Fashioncd Girl" Rex drama always good.
 Cupid Through Padlocks," a com cdy drama by the American company, portraying cowboys:
 Loves Call" another good drama. by the Majestic.
 The Lyric orchestra plays Thurs day and Sunday evenings.
 % DOUGLAS PAYS LAST
 TRIBUTE TO CHESNEY DOUGLAS, Sept 2. - Funeral ser vices for John A. Chesney, who acci- dentaIly shot and killed himself near here Friday, were held at the home of C. F. Bennett, TreadWel last night. The funeral procession from that place to the Douglas City dock, where the body was placed on the Humboldt was one of the largest ever to take place on Douglas Island where the cleau-souled, young man, who came to such an untimely ending, was exceed ngly popular. The funeral was at tended by the Treadwell fremen in q | body and in full uniform. 1 The remains are being sent to Wash ington State for burial.
 The Treadwell fire department adopt | ed the following: -O-O-
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02

LOST-Tuesday night, certificate of deposit on B. NJ. Behrends bank; $1O reward at bank. S-29-3t.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-09-02
Job Printing at The Empire once
AT THE GRAND PICTURE SHOW

-O-O-
 The show at the Grand was we'll en- joyed by a packed house last night. All the pictures were Universal make. All on Account of a Widow" kept the audience in laughter.
 How He Made Good" is a Western drama by "101" Bison.
 The program is repeated tonight, with an entire change tomorrow. En- joy Rogers orchestra at our show five pieces.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-20
Try This Honae-Mdde
Cough Remedy
Costs Little, But Does the Work
Quickly, or Money Refunded.

Mix one pint of granulated sugar with
~ pint OF warm water, and stir for 2
minutes. Put 21a ounces of Pinex fifty
cents WORTH in pint bottle; then add
the Sugar Syrup. Take teaspoonful
every one, two or three hours.
You will find that this simple rem
edy takes hold of a cough more quickly
than anything else you ever used. Usu-
ally ends a deep seated cough inside
of "a hours. Splendid, too, for whoop-
ing cough, Group, chest pains, bronchi-
ulates the appetite and is slightly lax
ative, which helps end cough.
This recipe makes more and better
cough syrup than you could buy ready
made for $3.50: It keeps perfectly and
tastes pleasantly.
Pinex is the most valuable concen.
trated compound of Norway white pine
extract, and is rich in guaiacol and all
the natural pine elements which are so
healing to the membranes. Other prep
arations will not work in this formula.
This plan of making cough syrup with
Pinex and sugar syrup Cor strained
honey has proven so popular through
out the United States and Canada that
it is often initiated. But the old. sue.
cessful formula has never been eoualed.
guaranty of absolute satisfaction,
or. money promptly refunded, goes with
this recipe. Your druggist has Pinex or
will get it for YOU If not, send to The
Pinex Co., TT. Wayne, Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-20
ona Way 10 Cook a Snipa.

American cooking" said a foreign
chef who visited this country, "pleases
me very much. Your southern dishes
I particularly like. The French chef.
whom we find in the large hotel all
over the world, would do well to adopt
some of your dishes. He would do
well. for example, to substitute chick
en- Maryland style for such dish as
poached ortolan brains.
"Poached ortolan brains-no exag-
geration," he said, "are Of the sort Of
dishes a certain type Of French chef
loves to serve. Such a chef-the gour.
NETS chef-cooks fish that are not
cleaned and birds SO rare they seem
not to be cooked at all. Indeed, these
fellows have an axiom that the way to
cook snipe is:
"Let it fly once through a hot kitch-
en-"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-20
ADDITIONAL SOCIETY
THE GOSSIP.

You'll never find time to wash your
own windows if you're constantly
searching for smudges on your neigh
boris panes.
You'll never discover when you are
wrong if your attention is continually
devoted to the shortcomings of your
fellows.
When you know that the next-door
yard hasn't been cleaned for a week.
it is pretty nearly a certainty that the
broom will fnd plenty to do in your
attic
The job Of minding her own bust
ness, of mending her own faults and
arranging her own affairs, is full.
sized, observation-disclosures task for
any one woman.
When you are thoroughly posted
upon everything that is going wrong
in town, depend upon it, everything
isn't going right under your own roof
You can't watch the street and at
the same time keep the dust off the
piano and the cob-webs out of the
corners of your parlor
The woman who can always pick
out flaw in everybody else, IS usually
getting her viewpoint from mirror.
Those who are the least charitable
usually require the most charity.
Only the mean are chemically
searching for meanness.
Those who deserve the least from
the world have the poorest opinion
of it.
The thief has no confidence in the
honesty of the average-the vicious
are the first to sneer at virtue.
The chronic gossip will upon inves-
tigation, be found to merit as much
criticism as she bestows.
Normal and just women do not go
shopping through the community to
find it as wrong as possible.
Kindness prefers sunlight to
shadow
Happiness is quickest reached
through the bringing of happiness.
The right to a fair trial belongs to
all. Insinuation is contemplate be-
cause it turks in the dark; hits from
behind and leaves its victim hopeless
ly at a disadvantage.
When accusation cannot be traced
and faced, innocence is put in the
same pillory and exposed to the same
penalties as guilt.
The malicious tongues of history
have done deadlier hurt than all the
swords ever forged; more lives have
been wrecked by innuendo than
through physical accident.
1t is a low and unworthy act to hurl
spite and throw mud.
Those who listen to you realize you
are a dangerous and cowardly &C
quaintance.
They distrust you, they despise you.
they fear to take you into their con-
fidence and if the moment ever ar
rives when you or yours are guilty of
an error or misdead you will learn
how many enemies you really possess
and you will appreciate for the first
time what it means TO stand convicted
without a hearing.
You will find no pity if you shown
none.
You aren't entitled to the benefit of
the doubt if you have never shown it,
Herbert Kaufman.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-20
WHAT CHURCH WILL
PRESIDENT ATTENO2
This Question Is Bothering
Vice President
Marshall.

WASHINGTON, March 20-Vice
President Marshall is having difficulty
selecting his church home in Wash
ington. This difficulty is not of his
own making. 1t arises from the fact
that nobody in Washington-not even
the Vice President-is able to "get
next to President Wilson's curves" in
the matter of church-going.
Vice President Marshall thinks II
would be inappropriate and in bad
taste for him to become identified
with the same church in Washington
as President Wilson. 1t Is assumed
that he feels it might be construed that
he was seeking to shine from the re-
fected glory of his chief.
So far President Wilson has clever
ly evaded public curiosity. 1t was an
nounced on the Saturday before his
first Sunday in Washington that the
President would worship at the New
York Avenue Presbyterian church
The superintendent of police order
ed Gordon of his finest b1uecoats to
the church to handle the crowds.
After the President had embarked
with his family in the White House
automobile he instructed the chauffeur
to drive to the Central Presbyterian
church, in distant part of the city.
On the Presidents second Sunday
in the capital he sprang another sur
prise, going unheralded to the First
Presbyterian church in John Marshall
Place.
1t is now rumored that the President
may not attach himself exclusively to
any one particular church, but may
distribute his attendance among the
various churches in the District of
Columbia. If he carries out this plan
it will give as many churches as he
visits the privilege of calling them
selves the presidents church"
If the President does this It is quite
probable that Vice President Marshall
will make the New York Avenue Pres
byterian church his regular house of
worship.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-20
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES

An interesting program of music was
given at the weekly assembly of the
high school yesterday morning. Prof.
Hicks. accompanied by Miss Ruth
Peltz, played several violin selections
kiuawiack by Winiosh and a Minuet
in G No. 2 by Beethoven were among
the selections best received by the
audience. The high school orchestra
played two interesting numbers. Miss
Florence Shute of the Pittsburgh
schools, formerly a graduate of Rich
mond high school and an assistant to
Prof. Earhart. was present among the
guests of the morning.
SPORTS
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-20
Conviction Born of Experience

The man who has used Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy and watched and
felt and realized it's remarkable cura-
tive properties will tell you that it has
no superior for coughs and colds. The
remarkable success of this preparation
aided by the personal recommenda-
lions Of people who have been cured
by it has made it one of the most pop
ular medicines in use. Try 1t when
you have a cough or cold and realize
for yourself what first class cough
medicine will accomplish. For sale by
all dealers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-20
ENTERTAINED CLUB.

The members of the Wednesday
euchre club were entertained in a
pleasant manner Wednesday afternoon
by Mrs. Muckleburg at her home in
South Eleventh street. Euchre was
played at several tables. The fayors
went to Mrs. ~Cockerel,- Mrs Marble
and Mrs. Pierson. After a game a
delicious luncheon was served The
club will hold its next meeting with
Mrs. Cockerel at her home in Boyer
street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-20
NO MORE READY MADE

Don't wear Hand-Me-Down clothes
when you can have your suits made
for you and also save yourself from
three to ten dollars.
Pick from 400 patterns now shown
in the new Spring Woolens.
Have your suit tailored for you for
no more-$15-no less. Douglas Tailor
! ing Co., Westcott Hotel Bldg.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-20
English Literary ConsuIs.


If America is famous for it's ambassa.
doris who have been men Of letters.
England can boast Of her literary CON
suls. G. P. R. James, probably the
most prolific English novelist Except,
perhaps. Miss Braddon), wrote three
novels a year for about forty years
and died in 1860 as consul general at
Venice. Sir Richard Burton likewise
wrote most Of his travel books and
TRANSACTIONS of eastern works when
consul in various parts OF the world
At his last consulship at Trieste,
which he held from 1872 to 1890. he
succeeded Charles Lever. the Irish
novelist. who had occupied the posi-
ton for fifteen years. But is there a
famous English literary consul at the
present time?-Exchange.