Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-10-24

| WIN.
Well. the Golden Fountain was shut
down, and had no lawyer against us
1t was a funny hook-up. We proved
about the stulls, and got judgment
for the widow for ten thousand Then
we corralIed another jury and showed
that Pete had no patellar reflex, and
therefore no spine, and got q shame
full great verdict for him. And all the
time the Golden Fountain never peep
ed, and Lungy Addison looked on
speechless. Our lawyer was numb, It
was so easy.
II don't understand" said he.
THE law department must be con-
nected in series with the mine ma
chinery," said l, "and shuts on with
the same switch. Do we get this on
a foul?"
"oh. nothing foull" said he. DE
fault, you see"
mo show-up at ringside," said 1;
80 to o? How about bets2"
Everything IL all right" said he,
looking as worried Wen sell the
! mine, and make the judgmentsl"
And get the Golden Fountain"
said ION an Irish pit boss and a
swede's spineY"
Certainly" said he, III they don't
redeem"
SHOW me-" said 1; I'm from Mis-
SOURI, It's too easy to be square. She
won't pani"
Date bane hellufa pile money f'r
| vidder," said Pete when we were
alone. TEN thousan' fr Brady, an
twelf f'r spinel Ay git yob work f'r
her in minei"
You wild Scandinavian" said /,
that's your spinel"
Mae spine?" he grinned FAY gass
notl Dat leg yerkin' bane only EN-
dence. Dat spine bane vidder'a!"
couldn't make him see that 1t was
his personal spine, and the locomotor
must be attaxing He smiled his fool
smile and brought things to comfort
Mrs. Brady's last days. But she knew,
and took him to Father Mangan, and
Pete commenced studying the cate
chism against the time Of death; but
II didn't take. The circuit between
the Swedenwegian intellect and the
Irish plan of salvation looks like it's
grounded and don't do business.
One night the lawyer asked me to
tell "the Peterson" as he called call
ed them, that some New Yorker had
stuck an Intervention or mandamus
into the cylinder and stopped the
courts selling machinery. I'VE may
be delayed a year or so,' said he,
Pete had gone to the widows with q
patent dashboard that was easy on
the spine, and / single-footed up, too.
Norsky holding the widow on his lap
bridging the chasm between races in
great shape He flinched some, and
his neck got redder, but she fielded her
position in big league form, and held
her base
"Bein' as the poor man 10 not long
FIR this wicked world" said she. IAN
such a thrue man. swearin, az the
Eyer wanted. / thought whole the
crather stays wild US"
Sure" said l. "Congratsl When'l
the merger?"
"Hey?' says Pete.
1.-THE nuptials," said /. THE broom
stick jumping"
The widow got up and explained
that the espousals were hung up til
Pete could pass his exams with Faith
err Mangan.
, Marriage" said she, SIS a sacri
/ lege, and not lightly required. oh
, the thrlals Of young wildly. what
wild Swedes, and her sowl, an the
, childer that may be-Gwan wild yes
We diYVle vel"
Now there was a plot for painter
j the widow thinking Pete on the blinl
/ spinally, and he soothing her last days
a all on account Of patellar reflex tina
an ambulance chaser took advantage
of-and the courts full of quo-warran
4 toes and things to keep the Jacklel
!. from selling a listed mine, with hoist
;, ing-works and chlorination-tanks!
4 got this letter from Pete or tn,
widow, don't know which (displayinl
n worn piece of paper, about tn,
/. third year after that. Here's wha
it says:
| g
d yer presence, and Ay skal skip for tjien
!. of climit to guide pless Az gnow in Ba,
u Lands. Lawyer faller sell mine fer /
). tousan to vidder, an thin, bad cess t
l. him. sells it agin to Pete fer 12000s an ri
A stifklt or sheriff an say haze keep den
fer fees. an Ay knox him in fess an TAX
stiffiit. Haze say haze tell mae spine ban
d o X all tenn, an thrittened TO jug Pete
q an the back Of me hand and the sole O
. me fut to the likes of him, savin' We
% presence. an Fader Mangan call me BIZ
v, towhead chWnp an kant lern catty kis
It mus an marry me to vidder, an Pete Go
"A bliss him, promised to raise the family 4
!, Holy Church, but no faller gnow der
tings Bfour hand an Ay tank We hike I
n dam guide pless in Bad Lands vun var
q TIL stifkit bane ripe an Mine belong vid
= der Ay bane GENERAL Manager an v
2 pit Boss Wit gude yob in Yune or Yui
q next, your truely. an may the Blessi
e Saints purtect We. Peter Peterson.
r. Up. s. Vidder Brady mae wife git ska
N an sine stiflSit fer Brady to lawyer falle
= like dam fool woman trik an sattie VI
u him. but Ay tink dat legyerkin bane ba
Le all sem an yump to Bad Lands II W
dodge injunction you're friend Pete"
Ie So they got married
le Well. this Hunger sleuthed me on
3. when I was prospecting alone ne1
/" summer.
Hello, Bill" said he, abrupt-lik
e Cook double supply Of bacon"
Sure" / said. Got any eating t,
ID bacco. Lungy?"
l. "Bill," said he, after we had Re