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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
The Rotor, Courteous

$50 you were committed for con
tempt OF court. we're your asked
the visitor.
Yes" said the ardent suffragette.
You see. after the judge had go,
through lectnring me on my bastard
iy behavior snapped my fingers
and said FUDGE IA loud as I
could. He gave me 10 days"
Dear me-" said the visitor. And
what did you do while You were
In iall7f
"Oh. embroidered the word
fudge on a sofa cushion and sent
II with my compliments 10 tho
Judge after got out" said the lady.
with an amlable smile.-Harpers
Weekly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
WATER 60 STOCK.

A milkman In n country town
not far from New York was brought
before the local court 10 answer a
charge OF adulteratlon OF milk.
You are charged" said the
Judge. with a most serious Of
fensa-of selling adulterated milk
Have you anything to say In an
swer to the charger"
well. Your Worship" answered
the milkman. "the night before Il
was raining very hard. and the only
cause can give is the COW must
have got wet through. "-Harpers
Weekly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
SILVER WIRE TRAVELS
THROUGH BOTH ARMS

CHICO. Cal. Aug. 20 james
pupen. n Chico merchant. has sub
mitted 20 IN operation In which a
piece OF silver wire. used in closing
a wound on the left wrist In 1897.
was extracted from the index
finger Of tho right hand The
wire. which II one half inch long.
passed np one arm, across the cheat
and worked down the opposite
arm. emerging nj tho finger
tallent trees of leaves aud fruit
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
CHE ERFUl.

Sorry. Brown" said the doctor.
after the examination. You're In
a very serious condition. I'm afraid
I'll have to operate on you"
Operate" gnsped Brown. why
I haven't any money for operations.
I'm only n poor working man"
You're insured. are you not?"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
Improbable Stories.

improbable Stories
A gentleman residing In the
suburbs. having purchased eight
tons OF hard coal some weeks DO.
fore. received bin for the same
from the dealer. Noticing on the
bill. Credit. $3.50" he commnni.
Gated by telephone with tho dealer.
saying. II do not recall that paid
you $3.50 How do happen TO
get credit for that amount 49,.
oh" replied the dealer, Il can
cxpisin that 90 your satisfaction.
One OF the loads delivered 10 you
was abort several hundred
pounds"
n the same amount OF effort
rony had been ssersed 20
make masrlmony sueeesa,
marriage would put II all over
divorce.
"londcn Ministers Fight Jack
Johnson" says a newspaper head
line.
What has become Of the old
fashioned boy who used 60 recite
tho declaration OF independence
Yes. what has become Of the
declaration OF indepcndenccv
While Clark orifflsh's trouble 10
not enough Johnson.
Why Shouldn't He'
Mr. Wind Of Chicago. who pur.
chased the Christensen farm, Ia put
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
PRAYER ANSWERED
IN FIVE MINUTES

LANCASTER. Pa. Aug. 20.
The Rev John Coke. deliver
ing an invocation al the meet
ing OF the Christian Missionary
Alliance. at Rocky Springs
Park. prayed for rain. 10 that
all the people IN the amusement
park would be driven into the
tabernacle. Five minutes later
lightning flashed and rain
poured. the crowds taking ref.
uge In the big buildings.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

They've GOT the high figure for
ball players but the high figure for
teachers and preachers iSn't men.
toned yet.
n. u The hlEh figure for the slit
skirt is the knee
"Auaus; Evening"
Patrolman Gauntlet rushed
across the lawn 81 Twelfth ave.
house where a young man was TAX
lng bath in n brightly lighted
room.
Pull down the shades" yelled
Gauntlet an he ran. "a social up
the street has Just le, out"
Answers TO Correspondents.
Mr.. Cynthia Grey:
Every time I 40 To n party or
dance my face pcrnpirca 80 that It
gets red and shiny. What can I
do'
AnAwer-Try hot waiorT
a Patterson. NJ. j.. man beat HE
vito because she snorrd. There Is
only on. merit 40 soc Ia that
method OF trying 20 cure snoring
IL cures.
ForbIddlna the publication Of
Toissoy's works In Russia will
have something the same 81.
feet 40 opposing the sale OF
"september Morn In this
country.
You'd Never Cuess II
state Engineer p.rr has returned
from a trip with Dan BiorwAEon, the
irrigation enthusiast. @-sloun Pals.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

give Mo ZEMO ouieki II Il Gussu,ts.a
10 stop This Terrible Itching Isstaaflys
readable itching. searching. raw CESSNA.
priesiy heat. rssh. tsftsr. irrfts,sd ., -
famed skin. biotehss pifnpiss or blaeh,
heads. you will marvel Al the rssuiss z
ZENO
ZEHO is clean. sntiseptfe sofusisa
not sfeass or ointment ftehine vsnr
ishss at the f1rs' application: this = "A,
soiutsiy guaranteed or money YefsndsA
Tee ~ on the baby. too. II gives in
mediate relief IN All skin torturss Dsa,
druN and scalp itching vanish.
suffered "a years with eczema vsnaa.
~ tried ZENO. II cured me soasA al
veil. ThA, was 10 months ago zRN0
" = blessing" Mrs =. Eason. HspA An
Firs class druggists sveryvhsss "a
ZENo for 7te a sealed bottle. q -
dirso; on rscsip; Of price By Y ". Re-
Medicine Co. b. Louis. No.
Sold and guaranteed in Seattle 10
Swift Drug Company and Barts1rs
five drug stores
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

OILS Ave, Stratford. Conn. who uses
II successfully herself and gives It
TO her two little boys; and Mrs.
G. G. Allen. OF New Monterey. Cal,
who finds II In every particular
just what she and her family need
Avoid giving children cathartics.
purgativeg pills or powden. as
they are TOO harsh. Conflne your.
self to gentle laxatlve-tDnlc like
DR.. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsln. You
can obtain II OF any druggist Mt
fifty cents and one dollar bottle.
the latter being the family size.
Families wishing 10 try free
sample bottle can obtain II, post
paid, by addressing DIR. w. y. Cald.
well, 4ls Washington St., Montl.
cello. III.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
Alone With Nature

VIZ HEN last heard from, that Boston artist who had en-
w gagged live for months in the primitive Maine
woods as unaided by civilization the first savages
had completed successfully the first quarter OF his experiment
Beginning absolutely naked he had learned to ensase
his legs with mating of PUSHES 10 protect them
from nettles histles and thorns he had ponnded num-
Der of luscious trout small shallow pool when he could
take them as his need mpeed he had managed by friction to
.knde fire had built ean-to dry enough TO keep out
the chill night wind and the way TO trap animals
for food and urs while according 10 his testimony written
with charcoal birch bark tablets he had suffered no m
Jury to his health strength and after the first day or two
.felt no serious Inconvenience.
Thus far fine and the test Is 10 last only during
the gracious summer time beyond the of the most
troublesome mosquitoes and black flies he emerge with
his promise KEEP, and with feat his credit daring as 1t
is unprecedented. -.
But still the question will remains civilized man. soft
with modern renement the equal for animal efficiency oil
the cave when thrust bare the heart OF Wilderness
away from all the helps which civilization has brought win
as his heritage II the test were scmposed fancy
OF summer vacation, but the stern one OF permanent
necessity would the modern meet adequately as ana
the ancient or would he weaken and falll
Artist Knowles may think that he is supplying con-
,vncing this query an answer IN the aiha'Ne'
but do agree with him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

We must say that liner MilhoI-
lands husband Ia quite n man. No,
a word has been heard from liner
for more than two weeks.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
Best Short Stories of the Day

Yes. but don't get that until
after I'm dead"
oh. that'll be all right" said
the doctor consolingly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

SOCIALISTS with Judge humphss he could have
"ei ~ that memorable mdn9n' hour.
He mix have mad a swo-hour speech
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

Suggest 10 the teacher TO
whom your boy or Girl viii 80 TO
school this year that II Is the
In the class room. rhon teach
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

PACIFIC making preparation Tor the
shows which, they will be daring
paran The day OF the poewon
surely Also there be enarsesns 0f our oes'
sils and sy feebem minded
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
20! o! That ltching!r
Stopped Instantly
Try zEmo; Skin Troubles vs.,.s

Try ,se Bottle Today and Pp~v,u
Ginry' remedy for skin torture. o..
nakss svsfybodT smile and ssy ~
nyr' II yOu have that terrible flsrv -.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

FOR THE next weeks, any rate, Mayor cotterIi
eonterpt o proceedInqs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29
DAILY HEALTHOCRAM|

part Of wisdom to have thermometer In the class
your child TO read IT,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

SOON VACATION will be over. Johnnie will return I
judges TO the bench.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-08-29

JUDGE HOWARD has come back TO the federal Co
not judge.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
"The Firefly.v

That limpid yoced and piquant grand opera star, Miss Edith Thayer, will make her appearance here in Arthur Hammerstein's new comedy opera The Firehy" at the Auditorium December Sth.
 Otto Hauerbach and Rudolf Friml, two writers who have enever been identified with a failure, and respon- sble for the book and score.
 Miss Thayers charm, personality and enthusiasm are always evident throughout this new offering and her desire to please easily finds response in the eagerly receptive mood in which she finds and captivates her au- diences.
 Prominent in Miss Thayer's support are Maxheld Moree, Burton Lenihan, Chas. H. Bowers. Bert Wheeler, Paul eVron. Thelma Fair, Alice Gaillard Etta Haser. Irene Samsel, together with large chorus of beauty and well-trained voices, and an augment ed orchestra of twenty.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
NEW ORLEANS COTTON.

New Orleans, Nov. 29.-Futures opened steady points down to 3 points up. compared with the close Of yesterday. Cables were lower than due, but no attention was paid to them. Brokers had a considerable vol ume of buying orders to fill and gossip said that they came from shorts who waited over the week end. The weather map was favorable due to rains shown over the cotton region. This brought in a few buy ing orders. At the end of the first half hour of business prices were ; to points over yesterdays final quo tations.
 The market held quiet but steady throughout the short session. sfalp ing longs took profits and caused 2 momentary sag, but the market work ed back to the highest levels again There were rnmors of private bureat reports of heavy ginning but they were denied before they had time to affect prices to any extent. DIS patches from New York stated tha
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
Lillian Russell.

John Cort. owner of the fashionable Cort Theatre, New York, will present Lillian Russell at the Auditorium 1n December 9th
 The fair Lillian will head an all star Feature Festival company. com prised of forty famous artists and is own special orchestra Miss Russell is to exhibit the modern fashion gowns and general feminine fads and fancies of London and Paris, and in cidentally the noted beauty will sing one or two of the sweet melodies that made her famous as the queen of comic opera She will also depict her daily routine in the perpetuation of health, youth and beauty. This n- cludes the skit entitled 'Milady Dis robes" but lovely Lillian, we are told, only disrobes herself of fashi enable outer garments, this in her dis play of Paris gownings, etc.
 The Cort Feature Festival, it is claimed, is the cOstliest theatric amusement on tour in America, not excepting the highest form of grand opera. The organization travels by special train, exclusively. two pala- tial Pullmans for Lillian Russell, and six for the other members of the company. The enterprise is touring to the Pacific coast to fill special en' agreements in the COrt theatres oi the far west, and few eastern cities and town conveniently situated as per the coast itinerary are being played on the way. This city, we are pleased 10 know, will hc one of the favored centers.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
THE LYcEUm.

Here is dandy opener for the new week. a program fraught with heart and human interest, three splendid reels that cannot he beaten anywhere.
 "Martha's Decision is an Ameri- can legitimate drama, diversion from the usual western reels this company puts out and they have fully demonstrated that they can make any kind of a picture and still keep the American snap and ginger m them
 The Power of the Sea. drama of the ocean, comes from Reliance and you can rely on this story beius good one.
 kay-Bee comes with a fireside dra- ma. For Mothers Sake" No better producer of heart interest dramas ever released a picture than Kay-Bee.
 On Tuesday the Lyceum has the surprise of the season in the splen- did four reel drama of Ancient Egypt Cleopatra This is one of the most intensely interesting films ever shown in Hot Springs In this day of fea- tures We have steadfastly declined 10 book feature unless it was of such proportions that would justify us lay ing aside our regular big Mutual program for it. Cleopatra is such a pictu9e-thats why we booked it.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30

some Pine. These same readers have received with acclaim the an nouncement of the dramatization of the novel by famous dramaiist. Ea- gene Walter and are but waiting to see June and John Hale in the flesh
 Not one Of the many who have fol. lowed June from her cabin in the hills through all the vicissitudes of her fight for love over feudalism, can af ford to miss actually seeing what their imaginations have pictured.
 "The Trail of the Lonesome Pine" as masterly dramatized. has proven oue Of the greatest successes of years The dramatist has faithfully mirrored the delightful scenes of the book. Long runs and the greatest business of late years greeted the play in Bos- ton, New York and Chicago
 Elaborate stage settings and the strong New York company presenting the play assure it of such success as all would wish the charming June herself Isabelle Lowe is seen in the role of the primitive mountain girl
 The Trail of the Lonesome Pine appears al the Auditorium Thursday night
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
Let Sorrels Drug Co. look after your kodak finishing. 6-3-u

Dr. c. T. Drennen's office is now permanently located at Morning Side Sanatorium, corner Mountain and Exchange street. f1-5tf
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
A 'Nluht Of Terror.

Few nights are more terrible than that of mother looking on her child choking and gasping for breath duT ing an attack of croup, and nothing in the house to relieve it. Many mothers have passed nights or ter TOT LII this situation. A little lore. thoig.bt will enable you to avoid all this Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is. a certain cure for croup and has never been known to fail. Keep II at hand. For sale by all dealers
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
PRICES.

with Broncho Billy CW. C Auderson)
 in the title role This is a new spe-
 cial production that Anderson has recently staged in the "wld and wooly west" and is called The End of me Circle" Kalem also offers great feature Monday al this house in The Dumb Messenger" so that the program for the first day Of show husiness of next week will consist of seven reels in all or two hours show which considering the two special features and the extra Kalem. ls well worth going to sec
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
AN ORDINANCE ON
 BUILDING LINES
DEMANDED BY THE FIRE lNsUR. ANCE MEN THAT WILL PRO.
 TEcT THEIR INTERESTS.
No Further Delay Will Be Justified, Say General Agents, In a Letter to MT. Hamp Williams.

The demand on the part of the in. snrance men that the building ordi- nance, of which it was said was being held mp temporarily while the build Ing IS going on," must be passed forthwith, or the insurance of the city will still be in danger, is em. phasized in a letter which was receiy- cd yesterday from one of the general agents of Little Rock.
 The insurance men demanded this ordinance some time ago. but it was delayed, and there has been a lot of building in progress, in the absence of the ordinance, which the insurance men object to.
 The building ordinance. however. Will be presented at the meeting Mon day night, and probably passed This Is not an ordinance that puts the whole of the city in a first grade fire ordinance, as some suppose, but it does regulate the building all over the city, provides against exposures, re. quires fire proof shutters in places where there is danger from window openings, regulates how roofs shall be constructed, and in brief reduces the fire hazard of the whole of the city
 The letter which Mir Williams re. ceiyed yesterday was as follows
 Little Rock, Nov 2S, 1913. Mr. Hamp Williams, President The
 Willlams-Reece Realty and lnsnr-
 ance Co. Hot Springs, Ark.
 Dear Sir; Yonr favor of the 27th inst, inclosing clipping from the Hot Springs Sentinel-Record giving ac- count of a mass meeting held to con slider means of complying with the National Board of Fire Underwriters requirements in regard to improve. ments in waterworks and fire depart. ment, is at hand, and read with much interest
 We congratulate you upon the i'm petus which has been given this movement If the plans, as set forth in your letter, are carried out. the fire insurance companies will be highly pleased.
 There is one thing which does not impress us favorably, howeyer-that is, the apparent intention, as express ed by the city attorney, to wait until flimsy buildings have been built in the burned district, and then pass the building ordinance which we request. There is no Sort of qubbing or temporizing with this situation which is going to be satisfactory to the in surance com panies, and if the people of Hot Springs do not realize it now, the sooner they come to such reali- zation the better it will be. The con- panies not only want the building o9 dinance passed, but they want 1t passed immediately and strictly en- forced and any evidence of dispo- sition to jockey with this matter will be received with absolute lack of en- thusiasm by the insurance companies. Yours very truly,
 L. B. LEIGH.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30

the average guess on the crop of the members of the cotton exchange there was 14,303,000 bales This was re- garded as rather bullish in this mar. ket and led to more or less buying At the highest of the morning the trading months were 4 to : points over yesterdays last quotations
 Futures closed steady at a net ad- vance of to points The ranga.
 Open. High. Low. Close
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
IMPORTANT NOTICE.

Your records wGald have been per. fectly preserved had they been in a SAFE-CABlNET--1913 model. which is approved by the National Board of Fire Underwriters. The day of .he iron safe has passed. Ask for tests and proos.
 WILLIAMS & DEWOODY,
 State Agents, Pine Bluff, Ark.
The Sentinel=record., 1913-11-30
THE AUDITORIUM.

"The Trail of the Lonesome Pine"
 Millions of delighted readers know June, the primitive. ever charming mountain girl of the Virginia Hil!s the heroine of the famous novel by John Fox, Jr, "The Trail of the Lone
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-15
BANTANSC CLASH
IN LONG CD ON
COAST TUESDAY
BY Harry Gilmore, Jr.

7 OS ANGELES, July with
the French champion, LeDoux
and Johnny Williams, the Bal
timore scrapper. as McCarey's head
liners for the Vernon attraction to-
morrow night, fistic patrons are prom
ised one of the best bantamwcight
matches that has been staged here. 1t
seems an absolute certainty that with
both these strong. rugged, hard hitting
little fellows thrown together the bat
tie will be most satisfactory as a
simon pure slugfest Both boxers are
Of comparatively similar styles, but
the husky Baltimore lad leads his OPP
ponent long way in point Of clever
ness and ring geueralship.
Are Evenly Matched.
LeDouX and Williams are almost
exact Counterparts I'm size and phys
ical makeup Johnny is the more
perfectly developed boy and knows
how to utilize his strength to better
advantage, although Frenchy is APP
parently as sturdy in the ring as is
his opponent. They both slug from
gong to gong. With two principals
fighting this style directly onto the
other, and both boxers being the
game. courageous youngsters they
have shown themselves to be, there is
bound 10 be "a hard and interesting
battle while it lasts
Little LeDOux was seen here with
Eddie Camp. and though sadly out
classed IN cleverness. he created a
most favorable impression with fight
followers because he is one of those
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-15
FODDER FOR FANS

Pitcher Carroll Brown Of the Athletics
gave 10 passes on balls in the game
against the Tigers Saturday Just after
the contest he received a telegram say
ing; Mother and child doing we'll %
then his friends knew why he was ner-
vous
Third Baseman Zeider of the Yankees
hay be out OF the game for the bal
ance Of the season. Zeider was sent to
a hospital In St Louis suffering from a
spiked foot which threatens TO develop
blood poisoning
The magnates in the big leagues are
secretly worrying over the success Of
the new Federal League, the new West
ern outlaw, which is struggling for ex-
istence in St. Louis, Chicago, Cleve-
land Pittsburg, Kansas City, Indian
apolis and other cities
Sunday was a day of rest in the Ma
tional League no games being sched-
uled.
President Ban Johnson. Of the Ameri-
can League, and other baseball mag
mates arrived in New York to-day to
attend the fag-raising at Ebbetts'
Field, Brooklyn, tomorrow.
Practically all of the major league
managers, except Johnny Evers. Of the
Chicago Cubs, concede the National
League pennant 10 the Giants.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-15
RINGSIDE NOTES

Charley White, the clever Chicago
boxer, has signed to meet Freddie WEIGH
in a twelve-round bout at Butte, Mont,
on the night of August q. This will be
Whites first important fight since he
was defeated by Jack Britton at New
Orleans, July 4.
Kid Williams and Charley lie Doux,
two smuggling bantams, will battle at Los
Angeles on Tuesday in a scheduled
twenty-rOund fray. Both these boys are
scrappers of the Battling Nelson type
and should put up a merry mill.
Friends of Leach Cross state that in
his recent fight with Bud Anderson.
followers of the latter lost over $50, 900.
This sounds well at long distance.
After his beating at the hands OF
Frank Klaus in Boston recently; Jimmy
Gardner, the Lowell middleweight, told
his camp followers that he was through
with the fighting game forever.
Joe Rivers Indignantly denies that he
quit in his bout with Willie Richie
and he is confident that he can trim
the champion If given another chance.
He also expresses a desire to try out
Leach Cross
While Charley Ledoux. the little
French fighter, has many admirers on
the coast, few of them are backing
him in his coming fight with Kid wiz
Hams
T Matty Baldwin. the veteran light
weight is the latest to seek a match
with Leach Cross Although Matty is
an old timer at the boxing game, he is
without a doubt one Of the toughest 1873
Founders before the public to-day He
holds a twenty round victory over VIII
lie Richie the present title holder.
Kid Duke local bantamweight is
carrying around a decorated optic and
several other scars. Duke Clashed with
Kid Brooks I'm an exhibition bout the
other night but says the mill turned