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Episcopal, 10; Presbyterians, 1.

Hoge t9. Unverzagt. Hutchinson. Bethel, Love
lea tD, o. Sykes ~. II. Sykes. N. Sparrow.
Earned runs-Episcopal. /. Fint base By error
Episcopal. Q; Presbyterian. 2 Left on bases-Epis
copal. .; Presbyterian, ffrst base On balls-on
Galloway. L Struck out-By Hutchinson. Q; By
GALLOWAY, Sacrifice hit-Housh. Stolen bas-s-
Hutchinson. Loveless. H. Sykes. Unverzagt. Double
plays-O. Sykes to Unverzagt; Green to Cobb. Hit
By pitcher-By Hutchinson. 1: b. Galloway, 2
Wild pitches-Galloway 81. Passed balls-Spanow
a., II. Sykes. Umpires-Mesn Wa1ter1 and Won
Herbilis
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BROWN IN FORM.

Cincinnati. Aug. THE third argu-
ment between the Reds and Boston was
won today by the Cincinnati aggrega-
ton, to l. hree-fiingered Brown
went to the box for the Red Legs. and
held the fort throughout the nine
rounds. Perdue started things for the
Reaneaters. but Was replaced in the
seventh by Strand. Boston scored in
the second on two errors and q hit.
Score:
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Junior. win Close Game.

The Columbia Juniors defeated the
Young Nationals at the Monument
grounds yesterday. to O. The
feature Of the game was q home-run by
Zerega in the eleventh inning. Rosenblatt,
who pitched for the winners, twirled
great ball. For games. address A. Atlas,
sH d Street Northwest
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Runs-Janvrin. Collins. Shotten. Pratt. Austin.
Two-base hit-McAnister. Three~base hits-Pratt.
Austin, Brief Base on balls-On Collins, i; nj
weilman. ). Struck out-By Collins s: by Mossley.
j; by weilman. 5. Sacrifice hits-Balenti. Yerkes.
Sacrifice fy-willisms. Double plays-Gardner TO
Ensie; SPEAKER to Ensie: Williams to Pratt to
Brief Passed ball-McAllister Hit by pitched
ball-Engle. Umpires-Mcsrs. Dineen and Evans
Attendance-i,0W
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Chicago Wins Second Of Series Cleveland Turns the Tables
WHAT CALLAHAN SAYS.

Manager Jimmy CALLAHAN. Of
the Chicago white Soc. yester-
day denied all knowledge 81 .
story that hsa gone the rssnhs
In Dostsn and Chicago that he
was to be ssperseded nj the ed
Of the season by Jake Stahl. for
aer nasnager Of the Boston Red
00x.
II have read stories saying
that I was to be felievea ~ man
ager,o said CALLAHAN. II eannot
say that viii net BE, for that
n IN the hands Of President Co
Diskey. All I can ny II that I
have never had any tntinatsen
from hin that he eonte1PlateA
such . change"
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06

of Boehling. z; off Groom, 2 Struck out
hit-Ainsmith. Two-base hits-McBride,
Lord. Sacrifice hits-Lord, Russell. Sacri-
fee fiy-Chase. Stolen bases-Lord, Noel
Ter. Double plays-Weaver to Chase;
Fourier to Weaver; Morgan to Mcbride
to Gandil; Foster to Morgan to Mcbride;
Laporte to Mcbride to Ainsmith. UNI
pires-Messrs. Hildebrand and Evans.
Time Of game hours and Is minutes.
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AFTERMATH wHIsPERNGs.

Larry Chappell broke open the game
with the weakest kind of a single to left
field. The ball had very little force be-
hind 1t. but dropped safe just over Fos-
ters head.
Little Ray Morgan started a quick dou-
bic play that broke up a promising rally
in the opening round when he grabbed
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
Plax Deneat Ganne.

The Sherwood team OF Central League
and Agricultural team Of the Depart
mental League will play a benefit game
today at Central League Park for
'Cooch" O'Neill. Of the Sherwood team.
who was hurt during game. by being
spiked. The game win be called at $40
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
WINS PITCHERS BATTLE.

st. Louis, Aug. 5.-In a pitchers battle
between Sallee. OF the Cardinals, and
alexander. Of the Phillies, the latter hello
the edge and the visitors today took the
third game In a row from st. Louis, I
to 0. Philadelphia scored its only run
In the second inning on Cravath's single
and Luderus' single. Both pitchers is
sued one pass each. Score:
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NAP FUCKER POUNDED.

Rms-Cptshaw, Wheat, Leach ~. Phelan. Schultz
| ~. Zimmerman tZ. SAFER 81. Williams 81. Bird
well. Two-base hts-Leach. Needham. Zimmerman,
| Miller. Three~base hit-Phelan. Hone runs-Wif
| iams Wheat. Hits-on Ruckes. in Is innineA
Stolen bases-Schulte, Zimmerman. Double plays-
Fisher to Cutshaw to Daubert t2D; Zimmerman to
Phelan to Safer. Left bases-Brooklyn, Z; Chr
caso. 4. Bases on bslls-Of Rncker, 1; Oh Curtis,
5: OF Pierce. Struck our-By Curtis. I: By
Pierce. ;. Wild pitch-Pierce. Time Of game-l
hour and IS minutes. Ump!res-Aesn, Bssnnan and
Eason.
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Totals. q 3lsll

Runs-Mofris q, Rawlings, NJ MCDONALD, Riddle.
First base On errors-Comell, g Bankers, Left on
bases-CorneIl, 6; Bankers, 4 First base on balls
OF Kelly. ); Of Feinle. . Innings pitched-By
Kelly, 2l-3; by johnson. 323 Times at bat by
oppponents-Asainst Kelly. L; against johnson. Is.
Hits made-On Kelly 5; of johnson. 2 Struck out
BY johnson s.; by Feinle, T. Two-base hts-Brown.
Davis. Stolen bssesvSteele CO, Morris Double play
-Feinle to Hayes to Riddle. Hit By pitcher-By
Kelly, Riddle; by Feinle, Green. Cmpires-MessrS
W. and J. Handiboe. Time Of camel hour and 20
minutes.
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Runs-Bescher. Egan, Hobby, Tinker, Sheckard
Myers Two-base hits-sheckard Mann. Threebase
hits-Hobby. Tinker. sheckrd. Left on bases-
Cincinnati. q; Boston. & Double plays-Maranville
TO Sweeney. Struck out-By Brown /; By Periue
. Bases halls-On Brown J; of Perdue. 1; OF
Strand. .. Hits-of Periue. S; OF Strand, T. Um-
pires-Messrs. Rigier and Byron. Time If game
] hour and 20 minutes
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sBatted for Boehling IN ninth.
Iran for Cashion in ninth.
First base by errors-Chicago, T. Left
on Observation-Disclosures. 8; Chicago, 4.
2; of Boehling, 1; of Groom, l. Innings
pitched-By Benz, SIS: by Scott, 1-3; by
Russell. I1-3; by Boehling. 8: by Groom,
L Hits made-Oh Benz. &: on Russell 1:
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Could Not Conarm Rumor,

Chicago. Aug. 5.-No confirmation could
be obtained at the ofices of the American
League here Of report that President
Comiskey consiered deposing Manager
Jimmy Callahan at the end of the season
and putting Jake Stahl in his place.
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WIN BY SHUT0UT.

Rum-Casb. Thomas Fhede, Ncintosh, Lowe.
Fiut base ~ euors-Immanuei. Left On hases-
Emmanuel. IL: Whitney, s First base on bans-OR
Atwood 4: OF Phillips. L Inninss ptehed-By At
wood, ): by Phillips. l. Hits made-O6 Atwood.
): on Phillips. J. Struck out-By Atwood. 9: by
Phillips, Q: by Gessfocd. T. Tvo-bass hit-ynsde.
Stolen bases-Simpson. Cash. Thomas. Genfosd.
Lowe On. Holman. Saunders. Barry. Hit By pitcher
by Atwood Uovel. BY Gsssfocd (Hudsoa). Pasa<d
baIls-Hen %. Umpire-As- Roe 1ns a 0ns
~ hnsv anA = ninutaA
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
TIGERS POUND BALL.
Detroit Bats Out Victory Over the
Yankees, 10 to s.

New York. Aug. 5.-Nothing could stop
the Tigers today and they defeated the
Yankees, 10 to 5, in a contest marked
by heavy batting and many errors.
Chance used three pitchers in an effort
to stop the fusillade, but to no avail
Dubuc and Bauman hit for home runs.
Bush and Veach got three hits each out
Of four times up, while Cobb came along
with two two-baggers. Dubuc was strong
in all but two or three innings, but was
never in danger Score:
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Rms-ChaTmsn. Olson tg. Lajoic C). Two-baSe
ht-Lajoie. Home rn-Lsjoie. Sacrifice hit-Jack-
Double play-Charman to Olson. Stolen base
Jackson. Struck out-By Blanding ); by Houck. /:
pitched ball-0lson. Umprts-Messrs. Ferguson and
Connolly. Time Of game-2 hours and Is minutes.
Attendance-l200c
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The Score.

Runs-shafer. Byrne. Carey 60, Gibson, AdsmA
first base on error-Pittsbwgh. Left on bases-
New YORK. q: Pittsburgh, First base on balls
on Maruuad. l. Struck out-By Fromme :; By
Adams. Three-base hit-shafer. Two-hase hits
Herzos. Carey. Sacrifice hits-Wzgper, Adama
Sacrifice fies-vioI. Miller. Stolen basa-Muray
Carey. Double play-wasncr to Miller. Wild pitch
-MarquArd. Hits-Oh Maruuard. I In innings
tnone Out In the third; on Frumme. Q i'm in
nings; on Crzndall. l in l inning. Umpires-
MessrS O'Day and Emslic. Time Of game-l hour
and IS minutes
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Run-Cravath. Twobase hits-Lobert, Honey. Ma
gee. Threebas hits Crarath, Lobert. Double play
Higgins to Honey. Hit by pitched ball-By Sallcs
(knabe). Bases on baIls-0n Salee /; Oh AK
ander l. Struck out-By Ssllee. ); by Aiexan1er. T.
Left On bases-St Louis. q: Philadelphia, !. T;me
Of Fame-l hour and 5 minutes Umpires-Messrs.
KLEIN and Orth.
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Nationals Lose Game
In Tenth, by 4 to z
Golden Opportunities Thrown Away-Boehling Twirls
Good Ball and Deserved Better Fate.
Defeat to Bob Groom.
By WILLIAM PEET.

seize golden opportunities by the throat the
Nationals the second game the Chicago here yesterday after
noon BY the count the combat going innings
In the Ainnt smashed the ball the of the lot in
left field and third base when he should have scored
home
Carl Cahion was third base in the Nationals ninth when AL
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06

The Mohawks. in the Eastern League,
practically won the pennant yesterday
4. The Shamrocks. their nearest rival
must win all of the i've games yet to
be played by them to beat the Mohawks
out. which is only a bare possibility.
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Leach to Captain Cubs.

Chicago, Aug. 5.-Tommy Leach. CEN
terfielder Of the Chicago Cubs. was today
named as captain Of the team to sue
coed Third Baseman Zimmerman. who
resigned the job. Leach had charge Of
the Cubs this afternoon.
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MINOR LEAGUE RESULTS.
TRI.sTArE LEAGUE,

At York-York, 4: Atlantic City, I.
burt AT 4 Allento"n-Ahsnt0"n' .; Harris
At Buffalo Buffalo. 4: Newark, Z.
At Rochester - Rochester, s: Prov-
dence. 6.
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AMERICAN.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
,hicaxo, 4, Warrington, 2.

Chicago, ~ Washington, 2.
Detroit, 1O3 New York, 5.
Cleveland, 81 Philadelphia, O.
Boston, 3, st. Louis, o.
St. Louis, ~ >BOston, =.
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The Yankees defeated the Orioles yes
terday in a weIl-played game, to ], in
the Monumental Junior League. Score:
Z. H. q.
Yankees ............ 0s03oo lx-s /
Orioles ......... / 900 ooS0 OIL 3 ,
Enthusiastically and April; Walter and L.
Cohen. Umpire-Mf CuIIie.
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AMERICAN AssOCIATIoN.

At Montreal-Montreal s; Jersey City. G
A. Observation-Disclosures Observation-Disclosures. R M,tm1lnsson;
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06

Runs-Hooper. Speaker ~. Twobase hits-Cani-
gan. Lewis Stolen bases-speaker Cg. Base on
balls-Of Leonard. 2, of Leverenz. ). Struck out
BY Leonard. o: by Lererenz, L Sacrifice hit
Gardner. Double play-Laran to Pratt to Storal
Umpircs-Messrs. Dineen and E<an- Attendance
GpS
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STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
STANDING OF THE CLUBS. AUGUST =.
NATIONAL.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.

Pittsburgh, 81 New York, 4.
HrOOklyn, ., Chicago, 1.
Cincinnati, 8; Boston, 4.
Philadelphia, II st. Louis, O.
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INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE.

: at Columbus Columbus. .: Toledo. 4
At Observation-Disclosures Z: Louis.
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GAMES TODAY.

Chicago et Warrington.
Cleveland ut Philadelphia.
Detroit mt New York.
81. Louis at Boston.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-06
GAMES TODAY.

BOston Mt Cincinnati.
Philadelphia at st. Louis.
New York at Pittsburgh.
Brooklyn at Chicago.
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KAGLE A PUZZLE.

Mohawks Defeat ConEressionals BY
Alright Pitching.
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.Batted for Alexander in the eighth.
tBatted for Lavan in the ninth.
.Batted for LeverenE in the ninth.
sRan for Flanagan.
st. Louis. 90 90 0 90
Boston o o 0 o 90 VI
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

a charming young woman walked
Into tho stationer's shop in a village
tnd asked to sec some typewritine
paper. After making her selection
she hesltated for moment. do you
make any reduction to clergymen ??
she inquired.
yes" replied the stationer prompt
ly. Are you a clergyman's Wife,"
Moo she answered.
"a clergyman's daughter, probably
said the man as he tied up the pack
age.
No. was the young woman's hesl-
tating answer, "But"-and she leaned
over the counter and spoke in con
fdential whisner--''if nothing happens
| shall be engaged to theological
student as soon as he comes home
from'college next term. Everybody e
Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
GIVING HIM A CHANCE.

Mary, I don't want that young
iassleieh coming here any more. You
ell him so or will"
Why, father! He's awfully nice.
And he Is very sensible, too.''
Sensible? He's fool / won't
lave him coming here. He looks like
4 monkey
"Oh, very well, II you feel that way
tbout him. But had an idea that he
vas unusually bright and discriminate
ng. He wasSat the insurance banquet
where You spoke night before last. and
lie said your remarks were the. wit
lest he had ever heard He told me
rou completely outclassed all theSoth-
or speakers But I'll tell him that he
8 not to call any more | can find
H,ome way of doing so without hurting
his feelings
Well, let the matter drift along for
he present Maybe I'll like him when
\ get better acquainted with him"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

FOR SAlE--Horses, mules and
mares. Can BIO be seen at 1902 Com.
mercisl avenue. For fertilizer infor-
nation call or phone Bell 324 or
Home S24-L. CLIO It
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Miscellaneous Wanted.

WANTED-To hear from some
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
ILLINOIS
Corrected to June /, 1918


1870 .. N. Daily Chicago vesti-
buled led. srrsvins Chicago
II. Is q. m.
2iI6 d. n. Daily Sc Louis Nsght
It'd. arriving st. Louia 7:z0 d. m
Sleeping cars open at $40 >. n
400 a. m. Thebas AcenFn1nation
4 50 a. m. Chicago Daily Express.
l1:15 y I'd st. Louis Fart Mall
l1:15 q m Chicago Mid -nEy Special
2:45 p. m. AfternooE EXPRESS fro
J st. Louis and Centralia.
Sis .. m. Chicago Night Express.
Sleeping car from Carbondale to
Chicago.
1906 p. N. Chicago Night Express.
arriving at Chicago 1850 !. m.
Local sleeper at station. Bsrths
can be occupied after $3.50 ., "a.
2:20 a. m. Memphis and Nashville.
$40 a. m. Memphis, New Orleans
and Hot Springs.
1885 a. m, Seminole Limited for
Birmingham and Jacksonville. Fia
500 a I'M. paducaA and Louisvills
Express.
lt:51 p. m. Daily Memphis and New
Orleans
1:5l p. m. Daily Nashville. CChatta-
noogs and Atlantis.
t:1e n N. Fulton and May'fisis *r~
c1mmodation.
$50 ., IN Padunssl aud fsoussytlls
| Sleeper. Cairo III LcuiFvfiYs,
ss46 b ID Memphis and Nav Or
leans Special.
For through tickets. alespinE cag
accommodation and further infor-
nation apply At Illinois Central
Passenger Station, or address
J. \. I0HES Ti-t.s 49,
Cairo. I'll
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mat happened then %
In the Wronn Place.

1.-THE great trouble with most Of US
is that we are continually putting the
right thing In the wrong place"
Il know it. Yesterday when ! was
putting letter in one of the pockets
of my Office coat, as | supposed, ac-
tually put it into pocket OF the coat
that | afterward wore homo Do you
suppose YOU would have any influence
in keeping certain things out of the
papers?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
irony Of Fate.


II PA, what's the irony of fate?'
"I'll try to explain 1t as well as I
can, once had strong desire to
save up something for a rainy day.
denied myself many pleasures so that
might put by little from time to
time, and at last ! had quite neat
little piier
What happened then?"
Zone night your mother became pos
sessed of a foolish idea that she
smelled smoke, and when she stuck her
head out of the window one of our
neighbors turned In an alarm The de-
partinent quickly responded end be-
fore | could get my trousers on they
had knocked hole in the roof and alb
sclutely ruined everything had saved
up for the rainy day. by pouring wa
ter on it,
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Only One Advantage LACKING

What" asked her friend from the
city, Edo you do for amusement in j
town like this2'
"Oh. we play auction bridge and talk
about our acquaIntances and spend
more for clothes than our husbands
can earn, and-the truth is that we
have all the advantages of city life,
except that our cars never become
crowded enough to make 1t necessary
Tor us to cling to straps"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
What she'Thouaht Of Alfred.

She put down the book with sigh.
What is 1t; darling?' he asked
"Ah. dearest, I'm so happy" she re-
piled.
but you had such a sad look In
your eyes Just now"
Il know. I've been reading about
the nnhappiness that the wives OF men
of genius have always had to bear. Oh.
Alfred, I'm so glad you're just an or
binary sort of fellow"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
One rhInu Left for Him.

"Why are you always finding fault
with me? do the best | can to make
you happy?"
There's one thing my first husband
did to make me happy that you've
never DONE"
whats that?"
"He died"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Her Iuea of II.

Mr.. Gotham see the Berouin mar
rage does not take much time. Tho
bridegroom cuts the throat of sheep
and spills the blood on his father-in-
laws threshold, and it is all over.
Mrs. Gotham--No, it's not, either.
Somebody's got to clean up the muss.
and suppose It Is the poor bride.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

"FIelIol Is that the information ed.
itor?"
yes"
81 want to ask a question. to settle
dispute. Does freezing spoil a
parsnip?"
NO; you can't spoil a parsnip.
That all? Good-by."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

Father" said little boy, had
Solomon 700 wives?"
Il believe SO" my son, said the
father.
We'll, father, was he the man who
said: Give me liberty or give me
death Town Topics.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
OLD COINS WANTED.

ss$-We pay CASH premiums on
hundreds OF Old Coins. Keep ali
money dated hefore 1895, and send
TEN cents at once for our New IL.
Illustrated Coin Value Book. AT. IT
may mean YOUR fortune. Clarke 4
Co., Coin Dealers. Dept. 81. LIE Roy,
". Y.---Advt. a-g-Iyr
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
she Kno,us.
rAaz I'M
by "HOP'

you never thank man for giving
you seat in atrset car" Not any
more" replied Miss Cayenne Il used
to until noticed that almost invaria-
bly, he was going to get out at the
next corner anyhow
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Help Wanted--Female.

WANTED--Thfrty girls at the
Overall factory, steady work, good
pay Twenty-ninth, near Sycamore
d. L. Marx & Co.
WANTED - Two telephone oper-
ators. Home Telephone Co, 1901
Washington avenue. 6-10-7t
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
TELEPHONE YOUR WANT ADS
BOTH PHONES IS
ADVERTISEMENT.
Dwellings For Rent.

FOR RENT-2402 Elm street;
modern eight room house, with
every convenience and in most de-
sirable neighborhood. Apply Can
dee Insurance Agency. u
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

WANTED FOR U. s. ARMY -
Able bodied unmarried men between
ages of LIZ and 80; citizens OF United
States. OF good character and tenn
perate habits, who can spead, read
and write the English language.
For information apply TO Recruiting
OFFICER, All Ohio st. Cairo. Iii.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Hla Usefulness.

'Td like TO have a dentist for the
pilot of my yacht"
What an idea! Why dentistf"
because then he would know what
TO do In the teeth OF gale"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
GARDEN HOSE WANTED.

WANTED - A piece of garden
hose. 25 feet. or more; no nozzle
needed. Telephone Bell 293. 6-S-tf
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

One by one our children leave us;
One by one they wed, alackl
One by one divorces grisve us;
One by one they wander back.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Weapons.

"A woman's most dangerous weap-
ons are her eyes,
Well, don't know about that. Did
you ever encounter a pin In q wom-
ans belt?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Matrimonlal Exioencles.

Employee would like more salary.
am going to get married.
Empleyer-Sorry, but Ill hare to re-
duce It. I am going to set married
myseH. Sydney Pot
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Lost and Found.

L0ST-Automobile round leather
top strang, six or eight feet long
Return to Southern Illinois Motor
Co.. $40 Commercial. tf-6-2
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

before last says the fiddler played with
elan. Did you notice it?"
ssNo--unless that was the name of
the woman who accompanied him on
the piano."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

FOR RENT-326 7th street, mod
ern, 2 story. DR.. Davis, dentist.
SIT tt
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

Customer Tin book store)--My.
there's Professor Knowsitt over there
and completely absorbed in that book.
! suppose he's reading some deep
scientific work
Clerk-No, he's reading Joax's
Foolish Rhymes for Foolish People
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Mnelar,, Child

Where do YOU live, my little mani"
II amt got no regular home"
Haven't any home9, Why, that's
strange. You have good clothes to
wear and you look as II you had plenty
to eat"
Yes, but part of the time | stay
with mamma and part of the time papa
has me, and the rest OF the time I'm in
the custody of the court"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
rue, 1ut.

I WISH said the brown sugar to
the sand. that you'd GEL out of this.
You're always in my @eifnI''
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
But. Oh, the Difference to Him.

But, OfI, TIC OFIfercHC6 10 MIN,
well, I'm glad hips are no longer IN
fashion"
What difference does It make to
you?'
my wife and can sit side by side
in our fiat"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Help Wanted--Male.

WANTED-Two men for general
work; steady employment at the u.
s. Marine Hospital.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Adopting the Suggestion

Shorty, you gourdhead, you're car
rying three perfectly good umbrellas
under your arm, and it's raining hard
Why don't you put up one of them?"
Gosh, that isn't bad idea. Squinch.
ley! ] believe I'll put up all three OF
EN-
Whereupon Shorty executed quick
sidestep into a pawnshop that hap.
pened to be convenient.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
LABORERs WANTED.

Fifty laborers wanted at once at
Anna, ILL.,. to lay pipe for water
works. They can make from So to
SIS day. Call at Farmers Hotel at
Anna, Ill, soon as possible. 6-S-7t
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

DR.. Emdee lat medical college)--If
you were engaged In the autopsy of a
subject and 1t gave signs of life, what
would you do?
Student--Why, er--er-I think I'd
change the subject. sir.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

Electric power to manufacture at
lowest rate in Cairo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
Buildings For Rent.

FOR RENT-Large warehouse,
a stories and cement basement, 25x
1870 s, w. corner 8th and Ohio VIII
rent at reasonable price. Address
Jack Danciger, 306-310 w. 9Th St.,
Kansas City, Mo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
ADVERTISEMENT.

WANT TO BUY-Second hand
furniture and household goods
Highest cash price paid. New goods
exchanged for old, Call home
phone 400. 1911 Commercial Ave.
nue.. II
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16

my dog understands every word |
say"
"Um."
DO you doubt it?'
mo; I do not doubt the brute's In
telligence. The scant attention he be-
slows upon your conversation would
Indicate that he understands 1t per-
fectly."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-16
LADIESlII
HOME MATERNITY,

io' private end es'y eonnsmsnss Fsay espessscs
reliable; adoption In nice homes; cone bsIsrsSim.
yos wish Call or wriss sahss Dr.. Turner Or foss.es
Hvss. pinsL4wns s.. Losss Co.. No. 6TnlCTLY
ethical.