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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-07-02

If irate golfers slew every distract
ing dog that crossed the green, one
would truly say they never sausage
links.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-07-02

Minnesota has man who travelled
$40 miles without clothes, but that
was carrying dress reform too far.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-07-02

Doctor Friedmann's use of turtle
serum has as yet produced no percep-
tible effect upon the tarrapin market.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-07-02
COMPLICATION
OF WOMAN'S ILLS
Yields to Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Athens, Texas. had complica-
ton of diseases, some of them of long
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
DECIDE TO BUILD
S18,000POORHOUSE
Franklin County Association Will
Replace Property That Was
Destroyed by Fire.

Swanton, Jan. 31.-The Franklin County
the towns of ST. Adams and st. Albans
city, Enosburg, Berkshire. Highgate.
Shcldon. Franklin and Fairfield. has de-
clded through it's directors to rebuild as
soon as possible. y. r. Combs of Berk-
shire and r.. f. Colomh Of Swanton have
been appointed n building committee and
they havN commissioned Cha rlcs II. Gran
dali of Burlington to prepare drawings at
once. 1t Is planned to have the new poor
house all under one roof In n building ASK
Seven thousand dollars was tho insurance
on the building recently burned
Twenty-Five of the former inmates ar,
uuartered here temporarily in the old
suspender factory. They include only tn,
helpless as follows: 81. Adams city, 4. St
Adams town, z; EnoshurE .; Hgigate, A.
Berkshire. 3: Swanton. I: Franklin, /
Sheldon. !. r. r. Colomb. the Swantot
poormaster, Is looking after the inmate
for the present until the regular supcrin.
tendent is at liberty tn see to them.
In 1904 Swanton's poor, including the
poorhosc assessment and salary of poor
master. was 1891. For the 10 years pre-.
vious 10 that the average was s210 2
year. In 1912 the local aid was sac, anc
the association assessment sl,ll9, makine
the total $l.5o1., including salary Of poor
master.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
u. S. INCOME TAX
NEEDS ONE VOTE
Ten States Have Approved Direct
Election of Scnators-Action
Rapidly Taken.

Washington. Jan. 31.-Noticc of tho ap-
provsI nv tho Oregon Legislature. Janu-
airy n. Of The proposed constitutional
a~mondment nrovidlng for the election OF
senators by direct vote has lust been re-
celved at the state department. AS Idaho
to-day also ratified the proposed amend
| ment. 10 states in all have thus far ap-
| proved the measure.
! The r%apidity with which the State Leg
islntures aie now acting upon this pro-
uosed amendment has suggested the pos
sibiiity, though remot" of its actual RAFT
~ncation before the income tax amend-
nent, though tho vote VI only ono state
is now required for the latter, West Viz
| ginia having atihe the amendment to-
day.
/ This would lead to n singular compli-
cation, as the congressional resolution
regarding the income tax. which server
az a basis OF the action of the STATE
Legislatures. liz DESIGNATED article XVI
which designation forms part Of the &C,
itself. 1t is understood, however, that
New Jersey is about to complete It's
legislative action on the last named
amendment.
Boise, Idaho. Ian 31.-The Idah,
Senate to-day passed = resolution rati.
fving the proposed amendment TO the
feieral constitution, providing foi
the election of senators by direct
vote Of the people. The resolution
was passed by tho House
Charleston, W. Va, Jan 3l.-By ;
unanimous vote tho West Virginis
Legislature late to-day ratified tn.
lncom" tax amendment to the fedora
constitution, Governor Glassccok hat
announced that he favors the meas
IRE. The vote Of hut one other stat,
10 needed TO make the amendment
constitutional
Carson city, NeY.. Jan. 3l.-The Ne
vada assembly to-day unanimousl,
declared in favor of election of Uni
I'd states senators by direct vote o
the people. The Scuat Will vote OF
the measure tO-nor1oW.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
VERMONT NOTES.


SWAMI" - e"'''''''"S " '"N' NV
"''"" ">i"'N'' ''''3' e. """''' "
ny ," ''N
Because he tore down q measles sign
Jack McC1l, n blacksmith of Burke Hol-
low was fined So and costs in st. Johns
n"rN CITY court
The Brattleboro R"former has mao"
plans to issue a daily evening paper
with Associated Press servico. The Re-
former was founded in 1876 as a weekly.
II. Rickmore N Co of New York
havc bought the stockholders interests in
the 81. Johnshurv Electric company. The
New York firm also owns the Brtttleboro
plant
Miss Mari. NJ. L.rarcn, the - year ola
daughter of Mrs. Alice Learch II Fair
Haven. committed suicide Thursday
morning hy shooting herself in the read
Sho had been an invalid for two years.
mas. n,,.tine of Rutland citizens
MN. Ina. ,,lInd soon In take stems toward
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
REPENTANT THIEF CANT
GET HIS FARE PAID HOME

Rutland, Jan N-Charles Lacombc.
aged = years, gave himself UP to the po-
lice here to-day. saying tina, he was
wanted by the officers at Lowell. Mass.
and that ne Wa anxious TO go back and
settle up Wit the persons he had wrong
ed hut had no money for railroad fare.
The police bought ut first that the man
was trying to work them for a free ticket
10 Lowell. but a message TO police head
quarters there showed that he had stolen
$40 from - SOAP company for which he
was an agent. The amount is so small
that the Lowell authorities would not
come after the man and he was released
Lacombe says that he has q wife and child
in LoVrll.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
BOYS CRY CAUSES
A THEATRE PANIC
Two Women Trampled to Death
in Wild Rush for made
quate Exits.

New York, Fen. a boys cry Of IRE"
and the smoke from an exploded reel of
a motion picture machine in an East Side
theatre tonight resulted in "a panic among
the audience of 400 persons ana a rush
for the exits in which two women Were
killed and II other persons so badly in
iured that they had to he sent to hospi-
tails.
The panic occurred in one Of the most
densely populated sections OF the East
Side and thousands who poured into
East Houston street in front of the thea
tire, and rushed to the doors. added to the
confusion and to the number Of injured.
The two women who have not been den
titled were trampled to death in the crush
Of the crowds TO reach the doors. The
operator OF the machin soon cNtinguished
the burning film and the flames did not
| spread beyond the 1reproof Gag in which
ne worked.
with the exception Of one rear exit
door. the only means of escape from the
theatre were through the main Vestibule
and It was here in a narrow space that
most of the injured We're found The two
women who We're killed were picked up in
the main section Of the theatre where they
had been trampled under foot.
Steep steps lead from the sidewalk to
the theatre entrance and down these
hundreds fell while those behind piled
o. top. children became separated from
their parents and frantic searchers for
friends or relatives mingled with the
panic-strickeu audience. II was more
than an hour after the theatre had beer
cleared that the police were able To de-
hnitely say that only two had met death
In the panic. clothes were torn from
the backs Of their wearers and the police
gathered up a great pile OF hats, coats
shoes. eyeglasses and even pocketbooks
A few rings ana watches were among th'
salvage taken to a police station 70
Identification.
At the time the panic started fnllI
a hundred persons We're waiting II
the vestibulc to gain admission to thu
theatre and as the doors burst opeI
from within these people were caugh
in the rush to reach the street.
Fire Commissioner Johnson arrive
at the theatre soon after II had beer
cleared. I'm 1t statement he DECLARE
that there were 500 similar theatre
in Greater New York, where condi
lions were equally perilous. He said
f.. however that the 'Leatre owners ha'
complied with every riinance gov
erninR such places. In addition to tn
usual Sunday night throng. the n
agement had advertised an added spec
tacular attraction, which caused al
; unusually large crowd TO gather,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
PERISH IN
SACRAMENTO FIRE
Search for Bodies Continues in
Ruins of St, Nicholas Apart
ment House.

Sacramento. Cal, Feh. -Four persons
are known TO be dead. another is DYING,
10 are in hospitals. suffering from burns
or broken bones, and the search for bod
les continues tonight in the ruins OF tie
ST. Nicholas apartment house which was
destroyed by fire early to-day An eXp!o-
sions Of fumes Of oil escaping from a de-
fective burner in The basement started
the flames which quickly envelopei tho
hutld!ng
The dead are: Miss Nora Lawrence,
clerk for tho Wels-Fargo Express COM
many; Albert Fehr, pe%nsioner. Southern
Pacific mschinist w J. Dunn, 'ocal man
ager Of a typewriter company; unidenti-
fed body found in ruins. The fatally IN
jured are: Harold Protzman. engineer,
back broker. Dunn and Protzman jump
ID from the windows, as did many 9TH
ers.
Dunn was an artist of considerable re-
quite. He had drawn a number of cover
designs used by magazines and wrokiies
Of national circulation.
The property loss t. about $4,000.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
HOLDING JOINT MEETING.
' Vermont BOtnnicni Society and nird
CIub at -. Johnsbury.

ST. Johnsbury, Jan. ol.-The 18th annual
of the Vermont Botanical society
and the 18th annual meeting of the Yer
mont Bird club began here to-day and
will continue through tomorrow. The
botanical society elected the following
officers tonight: President. Ezra -.
Brainerd of Mlddlchury, treasurer. Mrs.
Nellie f. Flynn of Burlington; secretary.
Prof. George -. Burns of Burlington.
Among tn" papers presented to-day
were: "A Wren's Unusual Nesting Place
by Mrs, Flynn, and THE Red-eyed
Neiro' by Professor Burns. This evening
Prof. George H.. Perkins gave an illus-
trated lecture on Japan. A complimentary
banquet FOR the visitors was served to-
night at six o'clock in pythian hall with
addresses by eX-IAeut, Gov. L. =. Slack
and Charles II. Horton Of this place. The
meetings are being held In the Fairbanks
Museum of Natural Science.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
WILD M GUESTS.
Banquet Of Fish and Game League
Has Unique Features.

Rutland. Jan 3O.-The annual ban e
auet of the Rutland County Fish and
Game League was held at the Bard
we'll tonight with covers laid for
200. The dining room was decorate J
with all kinds of fishermen's and
hunters "paraphernalia and ever
green. and there was a live deeu
bear, raccoon and fox in cages. All
S~easouahle kinds of fish and game
were included in the menu The
speakers Included Harry Chase 81
bennington. James r. Donoway OF
MiddlehurN. United States Marshal
Horace W. Bailey, who is a former
state fish and game commissioner
and the Rev. Arthur II. Bradfor |
Harvey K Kingsley and the Rev
Joseph Reynolds OF his city. Attor-
ney Thomas II Browne Of Rutland
was postmaster.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
MULES KICK WORTH 49, 300.
Farmer Now Recalls That lie buried
the Money In i9O1.

Enid, okla, Jan. 90 Kick on the
head by "A mule was worth $500 to John
Allen, a farmer, living near here. Immedi-
ately after Allen was operated on to-day
for a fracture Of the skull which the
mules hoof had inflicted last Saturday,
he remembered whore he had buried that
amount Of money during the financial
panic of 1901.
Aliens memory was impaired by an in
jury ne received a few days after he had
buried the money. It was known that he
had withdrawn the money from a bank
and several persons suspected of stealing
Aliens hoard were arrested but none was
was convicted.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
GUESTS LEAVE
EFFECTS BEHIND
Fire Destroys Park-in-the-P Pines
Hotel at Aiken, s. CA
$250,000 Loss.

Aiken, S. c., Feb. 2.-park-in-the-
Pines. IA large hotel, was destroyed by
fire at noon to-day. SO rapidly did
the flames spread that few of the Sd
guests had time to save my of their
personal effects. All, however, es-
capped without injury. Col. A. Il. Dick,
manager of the hotel, was overcome
by smoke and was carried unconscious
from the building. The loss is esti-
mated at $3.50 900.
The fire. discovered just before mid
day, is believed to have originated in
a basement store room at the foot OF
the elevator shaft. The flames gained
Roadway rapidly and several Of the
guests. hut off from escape by the
smoke filled halls, left by fire escapes.
Mrs. John w. Nary OF Trenton, ~ j.,
left on her dressing table about S2'0oo
worth Of iewelry when she ana hei
two daughters were COMPELLED to quit
their suite. Several other guests re-
| ported large losses OF jewelry and
clothing.
G. J. McCoud Of New York, who had a
large display OF rugs. laces and fancy
goods in one OF the upper rooms, saved
none of his stock.
Deposited by the guests in the ofic'
was about 5000 in cash, but the clerk,
did not have time to save It, although tht
safe was open at the time.
ark-in-the-Pines was owned by Mrs
Macarthur Of D6truit. Mich. 1t was built
I'm 1903 at q cost Of STG0.NoO. 1t was a three.
story structure and contained III rooms
About $500 more had been spent fol
! furnfture and improvements
Residents Of Aiken recalled that it wa.
just u years ago to-day that the Highland
Park Hotel, n famous winter resort il
Aiken. was burned under similar con
ditions.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
E AMI PROSPERITY.
Right kind of Flock Keeps Carmen
ont of Debt.

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and a, fin. Same tim. cousima and mako
into roi,,bla r,,nure 81 largo orantitv
or rornapts nc tho rrai, cron and an
,uaI weeds that wnuld ne unoorspme5
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od undor
Good sb,,p ,r I'm. right sort are IA
Il. CnIrd I'm every breed. but the best
-bould IN, aimed Al whatever breed. They
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
BLEW HALF HIS HEAD OFF
Dog knocked Over Gun and Discharge
Killed Rabbit Hunter.

South Londonderry, Jan Edwin
Burt of Weston Island, "A small hamlet,
about 1--WE miles north of this village, Mas
instantly killed about ten o'clock this
morning by the discarge of his gun, Mr..
Burt had started out rabbit hunting with
Frank stevens OF Londonderry. They
were carrylns on of their dogs in the
wagon with them. They halted a moment
and the dog jumped out. causing the dis
charge of Burt's gun. II is thought that
il must have been cooked
The shot blew the right side OF But
head off and spattered Stevens with
blood. Death was instantaneous Mr'
Burt was a butcher and had been engaged
in farming and mill business. He was
'out 65 years old and leaves a wife and
ur daughters. He was horn In ferl
~, has always lived in tins Nehily.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
MEN
ESCORT WILSON
Special Trains of 10 Cars
Make the President
elect Smile.

York. Jan. SI.-Woodrow Wilson
accepted the offer of the students
Encctou University to escort him
bis home IN Princeton to the portals
White House on the day he is in
atcd president of the United States.
a century ago Princeton gave its
|thcr president to tho nation, James
ION. The centenary will he cele-
in p unique program to which Mr..
. gave his consent to-day when
r. Nyorf. a. Princeton senior. code
/ train with him TO New York and
|d the details on behalf OF the stu
Princeton youths will charter two
trains, Of 70 cars each, on March
car will hc put at the disposal of
resident-eleCt and his family and
|pauNiu@ newspaper men. The Gov
smiled when he found the number
|frontiug him again for he believes
|ns luck to him
students, more than a thousand Of
VIII lake Mr.. Wilson directly to his
pu arrival at Washington and will
the smoker given that evening
! Princeton Alumni association of
|nCtoD. The next morning the
It's will escort Mr. Wilson from
Itcl to the White House, where
lent Taft will john the incoming
Int and ride with him to the capitol.
Students together with the Essex
Is troop of New jersey Will precede
residential carriage to the capitol
r the ceremony at the capitol, the
|tonions Will take their places IN
Inaugural parade just behind the
BY and at tho H.. ! of the civic or
tons.
I'm bc delighted That VIII he fine
lued Nj. Wilson enthusiastically
,ounG Myers related the plans of
dents.
Wilson c1inc to New York for his
Weekend of diversion from official
l. Tie attended a private dinner OF
bound Table club. of which he is a
|r He planned 90 return 10 his
IN Princeton tomorrow and viii
Sunday there.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
proverbs AND QUOTATIONS.

rr,th uIu rise above falsohood as OF
ahove water.-Cervant's.
The greatest homage W. "a" pay IL
truth is to use it-En'''Soh
Fidelity, bought with money Is over
come with moucy.-S'n'''
OF good advice cv"'' one mas a f'''F
on hund.-Italiau
If GOOD advice ware horses, everyone
might ride.
Everyone knows aood advice "Ne"p'
him in need of It German
If YOU wish good advice consult an
old man.
moliNe-GouIsc LAV'
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
A A OF
An Enthusiastic Account of IL ,isi, 10
Burbank's Estutc.

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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
IN MUSHROOMS.
tier Found bonanza In Discarded
Railway Tunnel.

Ian article IN Farm and fireside
explains how to raise mushrooms,
lrs a story about a Kansas City min
lvho has gone into the business as "A
inc. The story suggests a possible
|r unused easements, caves, potato
|etc. Those having the proper facili-
Tor mushroom culture should not
box the opportunity.
[ansas city minister, DR.. A. f. Os-
| derives considerable recreation and
brollt from his homemade mush-
Harm. At present he is daily gather
ON 50 to loo pounds of these deli
and selling them to local clubs,
aud restaurants at 60 cents per
his gross daily income from his
learning pastime varying from $40
This sido-liue farmer has beer
IN mushroom culture and expert
NJ with the plants for the past SIN
but his work vas greatly handi-
d on account of lack of space unit
atod an old strcet-car tunnel, Whlcl
n area Of l0,T"r square feet whicf
idapted to the culture of the move
by installing four tiers of shelves
|ugth Of the tunnel, this grower IN
d the mushroom bed area TO l~''r
feet SUBSEQUENT TO his leasing the
ed tunnel from the a company
pwncd IT.
|oush there is AN excellent oppor
--aV Ia Ia
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
FOOTBALL STAR
IS GLAD TO WE'D
Dad" White Lodged in New
York Jail on Complaint Of
Girls Angry Father.

Of college athletes were further recruited
Yesterday afternoon when, by special dis
pensdtion of Cardinal Farley, the Rev.
I'r. Sinnptt Joined I'm mPtrinlony IN st
Pstriok's Cathedral Harry r. White,
known on trick and Firdiron as Dad"
and at Tilton Seminary. n. H.. as
professor and coach" and Miss Cath
crime Anna Hourin, daughter Of Jeremiah
Hour1n. of Boston.
The ceremony had been prccedcd by u
strenuous day. which began ut l":3o in
the morning, lodged the bridegroom in
n cell ana the bride in the house OF
detention ana kept them for an hour or go
on opposite sides of the room in the
Harlem police court, with the prospect
of his arraignment en- n charge that
might send him to prison for 20 years
Between them sat The stern father. who
had come ON from Boston to urge tho
law TO do its worst.
When MAGISTRATE Krctel was ready TO
near the case, Assistant District Attorney
Toilette arrived, looked over the lovers
ana then entered into whispered CONVEX
sation with Mr. Hourin. rhe father :
countonancc relaxed as Toilette Informed
tho court that the complaint would be
withdrawn il White would consent to
marry tho Girl.
What Consent" shouted White.
why. that's the very hing we have
been wanting to do isn't il, Gather
Inc? We didn't tnow now to 20 about
It Just show us the way. Marry? 7
should say so"
LAUGHS THRoUGU HER TEARS.
The girl stepped quickly over to
Whites sid. rosy ana laughing
through her tears.
"You leaI these ,wo young people
straight down to the marriage licenss
bureau said Ma g~istrate Krotel &c
Detective Ticho, and you stick to
them until they are properly man and
wife"
IF we had known your father
would be as wiling as this. we wouldn't
have taken the trouble to elope, would
we, tatherlne?' said the athlete. as
he took the girls arm under his and
they walked out Of court together.
with Mr.. Hourin ana Detective Ticho
close behind.
They rcnched the marriage licens.
bureau as the clerks were finishing tho
days wo"k. Whites pedigree therc gavo
him as ., and his occupation ms instructor
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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-02-06
EF'FIC

An ITishman, just landed. got work on
the New York Central az haaman at Tar
rytown. His first day on the job he waved
the red danger signal before the Empire
state express. The brakes screeched down.
The train stopped, ana the crew ran up.
"Whats the matter? Why did you stop
this train" the conductor demanded.
well" began the haEman.
Don't you know it's a state prison Of
fense to stop a train without cause?" the
conductor exclaimed. why, We're 20 min
utcs late now"
That's just it," was the answer. "Where
have you been the last ~ minutes