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The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Save Me from My Friends !

friends likely dangerous him thar
his enemies OF that political history full of For
President unwse friends however loyal work untold harm Even
of exPesdent that holds true How glad or soryD Mr. Roo
Pnchos winter
and spring of 1929 But that's another story
The point this brief article beg the President call of
his friends Harpes Weekly That periodical last Sat-
uday published Of editorials pending
Trust President and enough appar
emily voices the President its opening which hat the
Currency Bill should AT THE PRESENT SESSION he caps
own necessary the welfare of the country The article
tnue forth for haste precisely the points which in
yesterday "Take Time said
1--WE confidently lay in President Wilson's mind.
The second editorial in the makes this accusation "The Re-
publican members the committee agan
by Democratic members Hitchcock Nebraska and OGorman of
New York"
third editorial Haper Weekly Senator
Hitchcock for his action the tariff BILL and then pays this
able tribute to the Senator York "0Goman playing
ics all the time and playing with Tammany most of the time
Now the point of making all these quotations just this
Harpers Weekly the administrations particular organ Everybody
that Harper sold the weekly lock- stock
and barrel President Wilson's two particular friends Cleveland
Dodge and Charles Crane who with Louis D. Brande all
the necessary brought Hapgood editor
clear understanding (Which quite fell with Mr. HspgoOds
plan Harpers Weekly straight
Wilson administration organ And Mr. Wilson's friends proceed
this policy by ung the only Democratic Senator from New
York and his respected colleague from Nebraska
President Wilson has shown extraordinary skill and dealing
of both Houses of Congress He be relied upon
himself perfectly well he let alone but when his friends
tempt help by surring his pay Senators which
lowing of the friendship between Wilson
might be unfortunately attributed to the President him
SELF it is time told them to let him fight his battles.
while the President about suggest
they seriously hurting his also
edtoal they beow this insult the country bank
those who ovemueh impressed by detailed criticism by
bankers that hese following capsl COUNTRY
unless they exceptional HARDLY DARE
DO ANYTHING AGREE WITH THE BIG MEN IN NEW YORK!
Again respectfully remark Save from my friends"
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

purposes for which the issue of
stocks and bonds shall be per
Initted.
Authority TO the commission TO
see that the proceeds OF the sales
of stocks and bonds are devoted to
the purposes iOr which they are IS
sued
No stocks or bonds 10 be issued
wTVnouT the positive approval of the
commission. or at least a veto
power should be reposed in the
commission similar TO the power
which the Interstate Commerce
Commission has to suspend rates.
If this method is pursued the same
full investigation should be required
on the part of the commission in
every instance as is required when
the affirmative action of the COM
mission is provided for.
The power should be reposed in
the commission to impose condi-
tions and TO grant the application
of the utility either in accord with
such application or in lesser or
greater amount, and TO impose such
other conditions as the commission
shall deems necessary.
Regulation OF the stocks and
bonds of interstate common car
riers to be delegated to the Inter
state Commerce Commission.
These recommendations seem well
,orthy of serious consideration at the
ext regular session.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
EVERY SATURDAY
Our Motto: If you see il in The Big
Stick, it iIn't necsssarily 30.
Genius, Pure and Simple

He is yet young and handsome
with all, both Of which Affections
do not seem to worry him in the
least Upward and onward" is his
motto. His aim is straight ahead
and he seldom misses his mark. We
speak Of wv. W. C." which Is the
pomme do terre for William War
wick CorcorSn. This well known
aspiring young literateur has made
winning bid for the lAureateship
Of prose-poetry in his beautiful
obituary Of Dennis Mulaney's COY
Conner. 1t Is fortunate that the
"Knockers' Club" Of former DAYS
died such violent death; they Ger
tatnly would hand 1t to Bill in their
own peculiar way. because If ".
W. @. ever Shone he outshone him
self this time. He has our hearty
congratulations. and VIC say he has
a lot Of that divine sffiatus floating
around in his cosmos which cannot
be downed- He is the Official obltu-
siSt Of dormant cozy corners.
CHARLIE FAIRFAX.
W. P. VAN WICKLE,
c. CONRAD.
SAM. BLYTHE,
JIM HAY, JR.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
High Cost of Justice.

The system of relief for litigants of
the humber class is not carried to the
same lengths in this country as in Ger
many, where there are no less than II3
states and municipal bureaus con-
Quoted for the purpose indicated A
consular report shows that in Dresden
the society for legal advice to the poor
in-the six years of its existence has
furnished advice in 1900 cases. OF
these several thousand were referred to
the bureau by administrative officers
and courts of justice, evidencing the
official character of the work That it
is official explains the value of the
work it does.
The fact that such means of protect
ing the poor who happen to be drawn
into litigation are found necessary is
serving to attract attention to the de-
fective methods of administering JUS
tice, which practically bars persons of
small means out of the courts. In this
country the courts are too expensive
for the general run of citizens, and, as
a consequence, men and women who
are wronged often prefer to suffer in
silence rather than to undergo the
costs of legal proceedings. To secure
relief from this condition, as lawyers
have pointed out there must be a radi-
;al change in the regulation of judicial
procedure.
Where justice has to be heavily paid
for something is wrong.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Splendid Work.

AdlAi Grover Loehl, whose mic
ture appeaS on many hiSh-class
ads because Of his classic and
ciean-cut cameo features and
combed-hack capillary excrescences
On the top and sides Of his mag
nihcsruy shaped head. is busy
shaking hands. Adlai has arrived
at the age Of manhood and even his
worst enemy must admit that
Grover is 4 fne specimen Of the
species. man. Gs Kipling would say.
BE Il the son I've mean Adlai
Grover, not Kiplingl. Of that we'll
Known Maecenas. Adolph da vfnd
Loehl, whose hospdtable doors I've
mean the doos Of his house), are
always open to the hungry and
thirsty, at 20 much par hung. and
thirI Keep rs posted when the
other thing comes Of and oblirs.
F. A GUILTY, Of Georxetovn.
A. LUMNI.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

TO die only when Age, instead d
Wisdom. drives Folly out Of Life.
Really. Father T., don't thinl
you are the only individual mindful
Of today's significance: 81 can't
begin to count the friends and 40
quaintances that think It is q day
for felicitation, not for coincidence. I"
II old Father Time wishes some
real facts about our Mr.. Wolf, he
can ask The Big Stick manor the
next person he meets on the street,
for that matter. Truth Is, our Mr..
Wolf hasn't ever taken leisure to
worry about q little thing Ike
Father Times visits. he spends
his days and q big part Of his
nights, too, working for people he
knows this and e other side Of the
Atlantic Sometimes he WORKS with
presidents; other times he works
with men a humble In rank Is he
Is in spirit.
But it's work for other people
that Is his principal ocrupstion, and
The Big Stick Is assured that's the
reason for our Mr.. wolfs. calm a.
su-sncs Of ouietnds in mind, body
and estate.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
A Hit for
Every Head
ONE CENT.
0, joy!

We are Authoritstirely informed
that the Junes-works combination in
Congress will spring the following
innocent experiments on Wash. and
try en- on the dong frst
A fine Of not les than $ will bs
imposed upon any woman who years
French heelS
Ladies wearing skirts too narrpy
TO admit them to take steps foot
long will Be compelled TO join the
W. O. 7. q.
The eating. chewing. or smoking
OF any refrashments in cars is .hso-
luteiy forbidden.
Newly married people are forbidden
TO hold hands in public. or 10 say
darling or dear" where Others
can hear them.
Tho throwing Of nee or old shoes
at a bride and groom, or labelling
them or their baggage must cease
Crossing policemen will not Ia
PERMITTED TO escort lAdies acruss tho
street any loneer.
SHOEMAKER, CRAFTS
& WILSON.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
MISS WILLIAMS WEDS
GEN. CROZIER In LONDON
Distinguished Company in St. George,
Witnesses Marriage Of Washington
Girl and Army Officer.
speciaI Gable 70 The Washingtou Held.

Special Cable 10 The Washington Herald.
London, Oct 3i.-United States Anhas-
sador Page and Mrs Page were among
the guests today at the marriage OF Brig.
Gen. William Crozier, chief Of ordnance
Of the United States Army, and Miss
Mary Williams, of Washington and New
London, Conn, in St Georges Church,
Hanover Square.
The bridegroom and Col George O.
Squier, military attache to the United
States Embassy, wore their uniforms. A
number Of military men were present,
as were the entire stan OF the United
States Embassy.
Miss Williams, who wore an afternoon
gown, had Mrs. Paul Morton, Of New
York, for her attendant She was given
away by her brother. William Williams.
OF New York, formerly United states
Commissioner of immigration.
Among the guests were former Ambas-
sador Bryce and Mrs. Bryce and Lady
Pauncefote. wife of the former British
Ambassador to Washington
The couple will sail for America about
November and will make their home in
Washington.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
A Good Move.

Firstly: Recent, numerous, and fatal
sasters on the New York, New
haven and Hartford Railroad have
gwen us a startling example of the
cost in human lives from financial Jug
gerry with railroads.
Secondly: Recommending that fu-
le stock and bond issues of common
trriers engaged in interstate traffic be
ggulated by the Interstate Commerce
mnission, the National Association
State Railway Commissioners, in
vention here, suggest a practicable
eguard, and with which the stock
ders should have no quarrel.
Thirdly: Successful State public
lity laws vindicate the recommen-
dation.
The New Haven Railroad was
financially damaged by the DETECTION of
5ands, raised through bond issues and
capital stock, from their ostensible
goal-the maintenance of standard of
afety and eficiency-to an attempt to
cquire monopoly of the land and
gzter transportation facilities of New
England. This misuse of funds has
cost many human lives on this one
system because of the ineficiency of
Equipment and large enough working
force. ...
To insure against repetitions of this
failroad policy, the State commission
prs recommend that Congress authorize
The Interstate Commerce Commission
to regulate issues OF stocks and bonds
as follows: |,
The limitation in the act OF the i
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

There's nothing like youth: you
never have it but once, but you
can make that once last a long
time if you go about It riSht.
That's the principle The Big Stick
advocates as an incidental to its
practice Of the strenuous, and The
Big Sticks best known exemplar Of
the principle is our Hon. and Est.
Eel Cit Simon Wolf. Our Mr..
Wolf, as the people Of the Capital
call him, smilinsiy held his hand
out 70 Father 7. as that dread old
party dropped in on Mr.. Wolf the
other day to check up Mr.. VOLTS
screnty-seTenth annual acrount.
Father 7. had To smile back at tho
uHEonted greeting.
How DO you do itp' asked
Father T.. psusing for a moments
chat with his youngish friend. II
have TO 50 around 10 the back door
when l call on most people"
You're welcome rizht heartily
here. returned Mr.. Wolf. "No man
need be afraid Of YOUTH he Is not
AFRAID Of himself. Youth begins
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Endorsement,

We are heartily in favor Of Civ,
ing the letter carriers Of the CITY
Postoffice q fun holiday on Thanks,
giving. There are many reasons
why this should, be 50. First Of all.
they should be given lots Of time to
nlAsticate their turkey thoroughly.
fetcherize it. as it were, in the
bosom Of their families. They are
compelled to bolt their chicken din
ners and ice cream every other Gay
in the year and an exception should
be made on Thanksgiving. We are
indeed glad to wait for our mail till
the following day and hope they'll
enjoy themselves.
BOARD OF COMMERCE, JOE
STRASBURGER, President.
CHAMBER OF TRADE, HARRY
W. HAHN. President.
POSTMASTER MERRITT.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Gladstone News.

There Is more to Washington and
life has become more worth while
since our dear old pal, "Brainy'' II.
Warner Is back hume" again. Oh,
how we DID miss him and how
often we DID shed q silent tear
during his absence, and how we suf-
fened no living man can tell BIT
IT'S all over now, and let Us there
fore rejoice. Trala. IA, Ia. Ia, tra-
laialsla. COL. STAPLES,
RALPH W. LEE,
c. +. NoRsIENT.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Hoch der Kaiser.

N. n. Bayliss. Of our good city,
cometh home again laden with hon
ors, and we hardly know how to
express our innernost feelingS We
are 80 proud, We don't know what
to do. He was crowned Sovereign
Grand Commander. which Is going
some. believe me Xantippo. He
wears the purple with becoming
modesty. Ike the truly great man
be is. Congratulations NJ. N.
FRANK b. STEVENS,
A. Z. FOX.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Sweet Contentment.

When they reduce the price Of
shoes - they have promised that
they win, when thing that in far
cUcntries are bought for prices that
are low, they'll keep our pockets
empty stiIl; there never viii b any
time whsn We shall not, somehow, b
stuck; when they reducs the trice Of
lamb and give us cheaper veal, and
ham they'll charge us more for gar.
den truck. DwYER q WALSH.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
President a Busy Man.

1t would be hard TO find better ex-
ample of the lack of ordinary inteili'
yence employed by many in contem'
plating the duties and responsibilities
bf President of the United State:
than that offered by writer in the
New York Mail recently.
In seeking to answer the question,
Does the President really work hard p
this writer seeks so to array a mass
of unimportant detail as to make the
position of the President seem one
grand sweet song, because, forsooth,
the President is relieved of such
everyday duties as the masculine side of
housekeeping, the cutting of the front
lawn, the ordering of coal and wood
for the winter, and the worry over the
furnace or the garden hose.
As a further reason why the Presi-
dent should feel relieved of worry,
he continues:
So there you are, with 90 per cent of
ife's worries all shorn away. Who
of us can think of il and not heave
an envious sigh? You cannot sue a
President, you cannot put out the
smallest finger TO arrest him. If he
drives his automobile fifty miles an
hour through the streets of New York.
who dare call to him? For why should
a policeman call when he is absolute
ly powerless to make an arrest?
Then, too, the President doesn't
have boss" to dictate his office hours,
such as the Sro week clerk. Why
shouldn't he be happy? He doesn't
have to see everybody who comes into
the office He can shut his door i'll
the faces OF amazed callers, explains
the author of this enlightening bit OF
humor.
The President says he will have nine |,
hours sleep ''or know the reason whyr |
Think Of that, railroad men, will you: !
lie may ah,.t iItS >-f4lss door and tell |
The callers Gone for the day." And ,
what are you going to do about it? /
President he is for four years, though /
you swear vengeance after coming all |
the way from San Francisco. Mr.. Will
son remarked upon the Washington
crowd about him. implying that nearly
all wanted something. True. but he
has only 10 shut his door. He abso-
lutely fears no social censure what
ever.
Not word Of the worry over affairs
Of party and state, the tangles in the
treating OF which one word the wrong
way may mean disaster. physical, fnan-
cial, or political. to thousands. No ref
erence to the concentration of thought
lay and night for eight months. with
1othlng in prospect but three years
more, before even he can gracefully
Tithdraw. in the case of President Viii
on Nothing to be said of the party
md factional chickering's over details
nat only the leader can smooth out. but 1
Ehich must be smoothed out lest many
-.fer from the selfshness OF a few.
or has he thought to speak of the
instant dread in which must live any I
au,,whose responsibilities are SO nu- S
NSaus that he needs must trust many I
a. the most vital OF them to others, {
hile standing ready to assume full {
iium for the mistakes made by his c
Sent. Yes; life of ease. because t
Geet thoughtless one, the President i
the United States does not have +
3 answer his own telephone t
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Birdmen Fall 400 Feet

Versailles. France, Oct u.-while fiy-
ing from Villacoublay to Warsaw, Victor
Stoef1er. German aviator. and his me-
chanic had narrow escape from death
when their aeroplane capsized and fell
400 feet into Versailles Park. Both will
recover
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

Thomas A. Edison remarked the other
day: No one really knows one-billiontb
part OF 1 per cent about anything"
What do you suppose Col. Roosevelt will
say when he hears about this?
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
She Was Particular.

Are you sure this is a good canta,
Ioupe?"
Reasonably so. madam"
rs it sweet and ripe, OF good favor,
with not too many seeds?'
Il think it's all that"
Hasn't been picked too long, has Il?
How about the rind?''
The grocer finally got her Is cents.
I'D hate to try to sell that woman an
automobile said he to the clerk,
wearily.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

Some dear, good people seem to think
it is ever so much worse for people TO
kill themselves with bichloride Of mer-
curry than by other means.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Rather Bold.

Where have you been, working the
county fairs?" asked the first pickpocket
Been doing a convention of police
Chiefs" answered the second gentleman
of fortune.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

Charleston is to spend $I1,eOO TO get
lower freight rates. Some people would
DE surprised at the idea of Charleston
spending $1,000 for freights in a twelve
month
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

We cheerfully give advice about the
ritual-murder case in Russia. but we
would resent it il any of the Cars
people should tell US what to do with
Harry Thaw.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

girl likes for you to tell her about
especially If you will demon
strate the squeeze play.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
7. B. Williams

SAYS Mary has a little Calf
which Is as white as snow; she
wears her skirts slit 10 her knee,
and that is how 1 know"
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

South Carolina has a Lieutenant Gov
ernor, but he is completely overshadowed.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

Harry Thaw's former chauffeur has
heen electrocuted. but Billy Jerome's is
still at large.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

Still, milady may think # better 20
have an aigrette clipped from her hat
than never to have owned one.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

Brazilian public officials are just now
beginning to realize what pigmies they
are.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Halloween Happenings

When the boys smash our neIghboTs
gate, it's the exuberance OF youth; but
when they smash our gate, it's an out
rage.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
ALITTLE NONSENSE.
THE DAY AFTER.

On, e1me into the garden, Mauds!
The garden Is = fright.
Tho gobiins must have been ahroad
And had busy night.
he garden gates have gone TO anash :
rhe5 cost me twenty per.
There's nothing left but broken sash
Where once the hotbeds were.
Destruction looms on every hand.
What can this havoc meant
Oh, now ! think ! understand:
Las: night was Halloween.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Horrible HazinE.

Have you heard what Mabers fra.
ternity did to her?''
They have terrible Invitations, I IN.
derstand."
That's what. They ordered her t.
help her mother with the dishes for a
month"
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
PLYING Day..

How the busy days do hy!
How they rove.
Brown October hurried b.;
Now It's Nov.
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
Good Company.

Mrs. wombat says she loves to com.
mune with nature"
I'm not surprised at that Nature viii
let you do all the talking. and that makes
an awful hit with her."
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01
A Novel Idei

: I've thought of a way to improve Oh.
pork and BEANS" said the head restau-
rant man.
What is it?" inquired the Junior part
ner.
Wen serve pork with them"
The Washington herald., 1913-11-01

date for Governor coming from the Blue
Ridge Northern range OF counties. The
Chiffon people are entitled to another
Senatorial term. and beside the Southern
half OF the State has had mighty few
senators Of either political faith in the
nfty years of West VirginiRs State
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Houses Furnished

Stores and Offices
STOREROOM, LARGEST AND HAND
soonest TO be had In the retail district
State between End and 3rd South. 1o, 900
square feet OF floor space approximately
5000 square feet basement In addition
Win divide space to suit tenant
Apply G. S. Holmes. Sen1loh hotel.
mlti3
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CONTRACTORS

GENERAL BUILDING REPAIR co
Will give you estimates on your car
penter work brlcklaylng and plasterIne
painting and kalsomining, paper cleaning,
tuck painting and whitening and cement
work We are reasonable and satisfac-
iop guaranteed. Promo Wasatch 1853
lis East Second South. s4ess
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Bedbugs Extermin,,

CLEAN WORK GUARlNTr1,
Rice. l27 L. Is, So. 81. Ws:.
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QUICK SHOE REPAIRING


MEMS SEWED SOLES. e0c: LADIES'
&oe. Utah Shoe Rep. Co, 1T So. w
Ten pie Was. 1897. We cali and deliver
s8s7
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TAILORS
SCIENTIFIC SANITARIUM

DISEASES OF ANY NATURE CURED
without medicine or knife. You may be
sEeptical: II so. call at my office and be
convinced. One treatment only will con-
vince YOU. J. ". Horr. 253 srd avenue
Was i7oi-M b53S
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WANTED
Wanted-Female Help

GIRLS in ALL DEPARTMENTS, Az
PLY READY FOR WORK AT 3 a 1'
AND P. NJ. DAILY. TROY LAUNDRY .
f2l SOUTH 9TH EAST.
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WANTED
Wanted--Male Help


WANTED-FOR l.. S. ARMY. ABLE.
bodied unmarried men between ages OF
lS and so. citizens OF United states, oi
good character and temperate habits,
who can speak, read and write Enghsh
language For Information apply 10 re-
crulting officer old Walker Bank Bldg.
West 2nd SO. ST. Salt Lake City. b212
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SADDLE HORSES.

FOR HIRE; DIVIDED SKIRTS. BROAD
way Stables: lst So betw, Main and
STATE Was. 1890. s32se
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Teams Wanted
FURRIER and TAXIDERMIST

EVERYTHING IN THE FUR AND
taxidermlst line made as you want H.
:! Stencil Fur Co., 81 L. Broadway-23
ears in Salt Lake. n525
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ELECTRICAL WORKS

ANY fROOM HOUSE WIRED AND
equipped complete with electric chande-
Hers, drops and shades for $25. Electric
Construction Co. 327 S. State. phone Wa
satch $3.50 he35
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ELECTRICAL TREATMENTS

RUSSIAN DRY HOT AIR AND ELEC-
trical treatments. Martin Institute, 2s2
Brooks Arcade. Phone Was. sc03 b8i0
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SAFES REPAIRED

ALSO KEY FITTING AND LOCK
work specially S. l.. Lock Works
Was. l064. hI04"
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ANNOUNCEMENT

S. L. BOOK STORE. &c Z. IND SOUTH;
a. c. Hockett. from Kansas City. prop.
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