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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
Winner Rreakfasts.

In the winter season a digestible but
substantial breakfast lays a good
foundation for the aftercoming meals,
and the character of the dishes should
be. not, perhaps, nao$e complex. but
more nourishing than the lighter ones
Of the warmer season, when refresh
ment, rather than uolidity, is sought.
For example, egg dishes may he
made d secondary consideration, and
light meats and game may take their
place. Fish is always welcome, but it
should not be served with simplicity;
other ingredients likely to increase
bodily warmth should be incorporated
with ii. and II will then appeal more
readily to the enhanced appetite
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
Silver snonae cake.

Beat whites of five eggs until stiff
and dry and add gradually three-quar-
tiers of a cup of sugar sifted with one-
half teaspoonfuI of cream of tartar,
sift one-half cup Of bread flour into
the mixture. add a :easpoonul Of va
nilIa and cut and fold mixture until
we'll blended. Fill puttered gem pans
two-thirds full, sprinkle with powder
ed sugar and bake in a moderate oven.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
Liuht Fruiteake.

One-half cup butter, one cup sugar,
Une-half cup milk, one and three
fourths sups flour, three level tea
spoonfuls baking powder, whites four
eggs, one-half teaspoonful vanilla,
one-half cup raisins, seeded and cut
in thin strips; one-half cup English
walnut meats, cut fine; two level tea
spoonfuls flour added to fruit. Cream
the butter add gradually the sugar,
then the milk alternately with the
flour and baking powder sifted to-
gether. Beat well, add the egg
whites beaten stiff and the vanilla.
Beat again and add the fruit. Bake
in a shallow pan and when COO cover
with icing.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
Virginia Egg Bread.

One quart of fresh milk, n pint OF
sifted corn meal, n tablespoonful Of
butter, two eggs, n teaspoonful Of
salt, two teaspoonfnls OF baking pow
der; let milk boil: pour while hot over
the meal; then add the butter; eggs
Ia he beaten separately. When meal
has cooled. put In eggs. powder and
salt: mix well, pour in molds and
bake in quick oven.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
piahetea food.

Soups and broths made of meat of
any kind, without vegetables; eggs in
any form; fresh fish of all kinds. salt.
fish If they do not increase the thirst
too much.
Fresh meat, fowl and game OF ali
kinds; ham, bacon, smoked beef.
tnogue. sweetbreads, kidney.
Fats-olive oil and all animal fats
and oils, such as butter, cream. cod
liver oil, bone marrow.
Vegetables-Spinach cress, dande-
lions. beet tops. horse radish, celery.
onions, carrots, caulifiower, cabbage.
parsley, parsnips. eggplant.
Cheese-Cream cheese, milk ctrrd.
Jellies-Made of gelatin.
Fruits--If acid, not sweet Musk
melons n watermelons sparingIy
Nuts-Oiiy nuts, such as almonds.
walnuts, Brazil nuts, hazel nuts. fl
berts, pecan nuts, bu~tternuts. cocoa
nutg.
Avoid sugar or sweets in any form:
saccharine may be used in place Of
sugar.
Tea and coffee may be used spar-
ingly without sugar.
Stale bread may be eaten sparing-
ly,s preferably toasted; gluten bread
should be eaten In its place.
Recipe for gluten bread: Take one
quart of sweet milk or milk and water
one heaping teaspoonful Of good Int
tier, one fifth of q cake of congresses
yeast, beaten up with a little water
and two eggs we'll beaten: stir IN
| gluten flour until a soft dough is
.EN H4&aH
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
The Forums Popular Saturday Market Guide
Handling Paper Patterns.

which with the ~invigorating
cold Of winter.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
Pepper Pot.

One set of calls feet, two or three
pounds of tripe, two and one-half
pounds lean beef, all kinds Of sweet
herbs that you like. basil, marjoram,
(hut not sage), red peppers a plenty,
potatoes cut in small pieces to be put
in first; time enough to cook them,
small balls of short paste. just in
time to cook: the feet, tripe and caIfs
feet must be put on early in the morn
ing; when the feet are boiled to rags
take them out with a ladle, take away
all n bones, chop the meat (from the
feet) fine and return 1t, to the pot,
brown some -four, put it in a dredg-
ing box n half an hour before TAX
ing from the fire add the flour: as it
is bad to add water after the pepper
pot has begun to work be sure enough
is put in in the first place to allow for
boiling away.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07

formed; knead as in ordinary bread
making; put into pans to rise and
When light bake in a hot w
Maxim declares that perfumes make
many persons i'll, and should be pro-
nlplted by law, Probably he'd have
mon nuisance.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07

I, II. P. Beckwith, Vice Pres't OF the above
named bank, do %solemnly swear that the above
statement is true, TO the best of ny knowledge
and belief. H. p. BECKWITH, Vice Pres't
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 9Th
day of Feb, 1918, Lillian E. VAN HORN,
TSeall Notary Public.
Ny commission expires September 18th, 1917.
C~orrect-Attest
ALEX STEM
GEO. FOWLER Directors.
H. j. RUscH
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07

A~eronauts are known In China as
~ Ions Of heaven. In the sense,
rrobabIy. that thsy may be angels be-
f6rS lens.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
To Remove Iodine stains.

If iodine is spilled on linen or cotton.
pour boiling hot starch oyer the stain.
Repeat this twice within an hour and
the stain will disappear. This will re-
move nearly all kinds OF ink stains
also.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07

STATE C County q Cas- DsAoTA }as:
l.. N. q. Eggen, Cashier of the above namad
bank, do ~solennly swear that the ahoye state-
belief. N. g. EGGEN. Cashiar
Subscribed and sworn TO before me this TIN
day OF Feb. 1913. FRANK p. GOODMAN.
ISeall
Notary Public Cass county, North Dakota.
My commission expires Feb. 18th. 1918.
Correct. Attest:
H. j. HAGEN.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
No. 2ST7,
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF FARGO
At FARGO


In the State Of North Dakota, at the close OF
business, Feb. 4, 1918.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
Baked Ham,

Select a first class sugar cured ham,
lay it completely covered in sweet
cider for two hours. Then place it
in the pot covered with sweet cider
(not the same used to soak IT'D; let il
simmer gently for three or four hours.
according to the size of the ham. Skim
frequently, to remove the grease as
1t rises. When done strip off the rind.
diamond the fat, and in each diamond
stick a large Glove: sprinkle some pap
rika on it, then pour plenty of good
maple syrup throughout the fatty mart
and u well all over the ham. Place
In a bake pan and bake slowly for
one hour, basting frequently. When
you serve give to each of the guests
a few of the nicely Drowned diamonds
of the crisp fat. AS a relish to serve
with the ham, take two ounces of
currant jelly, one-half ounce each of
grated blanched almonds, and fresh
grated horseradish (no vinegar with
the horseradish). Have the almonds
good and dry If you hope to be sncs
cessful in grating or grinding them.
The ham is most delicious cold. served
with this relish. II the cider is new,
all the better.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
No.
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
Northern Savings Bank
RESOURCES

At Fargo, in the State Of North Dakota, at the
close of business Feb. 18th, 1918
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07

at Fargo, in the state of North Dakota, at the
close of business, Feb. 1, 1918,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
NO. 1874
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
Scandinavian American Bank
At FARGO

In the State of North Dakota. at the close OF
business Feb. 1, 1918
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-02-07
Trust Company

REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
STATE U PIONEER IN
PRACTICAL METHODS
OF PHYSICAL STUDY
First Laboratory In the Uni.
ted States Organized In 1869
At Iowa City.
Iowa City, Ia. Jan. 1s.-The fac, tina

Iowa City. Ia. Jan. 15. The fact that
the University of Iowa has today II
physics building more perfectly adapt
cd to its purposes than any other
physics building in the United States
has called forth study of the history
rms study was made by g. r. Aurner,
and part of it has just been pub
lished in booklet form.
among the interesting facts devel-
oped was, first. that at the University
OF Iowa was started one Of the first
experimental laboratories in the United
States. Laboratory work in physics
began at the university in 1869. The
fame of this laboratory then spread
not only over this country, but to
England and Europe. An English trav
eler IN the los visited the university.
and on his return to his country wrote
AN articles i'm Nature In which he said.
among other things, lit is deplorable
to think how few school laboratories
there are in England which could in
any way vie with that of the lniver-
sity of Iowa.
In the same year that laboratory in
strnction was instituted at the t'ni-
verstty of Iowa the Boston Institute of
Technology commenced similar work,
hut not on nearly so large scale. In
Iowa the appropriation for these lab
oratories was started July lS 1855
when II sum of $500 was set aside for
that purpose. The chair of chemistry
and of physics became separated in
January. 1856. In 1870 IL magazine
was started at the university. The
American Scientific Monthly" Through
the pages of this publication il is
learned that more than 200 students"
had experimental in the university
laboratories from September to
March, 1870 and 1911
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Hes Not There.

Jimmy was sure he had something
the matter with him, so he went to
see the doctor His pulse was felt
his tongue was examined, his heart
was listened to, and his lungs We're
thumped, He seemed 10 be sound
DO you sleep nights asked the
physician
Yes. but don't enjoy my sleep
"Ah what disturbs YOU
Nothing. except don't get any
good out of sleeping go to sleep
the minute ! hit the bed and the min
ute I'm awake have TO get up. How
can a fellow enjoy his sleep when he
doesn't know ii ~
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Wanted to Compromise

MIR. Levi is a kind-hearted. con
scientions man. an example of what
Maeterlncli calls our anxious moral
ity But he is also German, and
spends the pennies hard. He has a
hired man who says, MIR. Levi =
queer; he wants me to work all the
time he has me hired for Mr.. Levi
also has a young horse that balks IF
you would Just let me take a whip
to him once" the hired man expostu-
lated. exasperated and yet dominated
by the others point of view Mr..
Levi looked at him measily; stood
first ON one foot, and then OIL the
other Amt there nothin' else you
could be DOM" he asked, till he gets
ready to start ."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
RASH ALMOST COVERED FACE

Warrenville, O.-w have felt the
effects of blood poisoning for eighteen
years. was never without some erup-
tions on my body. The terrible itch
ing caused me- much suffering and dis
comfort, while the rubbing and
scratching made it worse. Last spring
l had a terrible breaking out of blis
terry sores on my arms and limbs. My
face and arms were almost covered
with rash. could not sleep and lost
nineteen pounds in five weeks. My
face was terribly red and sore and
felt as if my skin was on fire AT last
I tried a sample of Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment and found them
SO cool, soothing and healing, that
got some Cuticura coa.1, C'tic,.a
Ointment and Resolvent H%lhed
with hot water and Cu!iel "a Soap
then | applied the Cuticul.l Ointment
every night for two months, and am
cured of all skin eruptions sSigned)
Mrs. Kathryn Kraft, Nov. Is, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston"
Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
DREADED TO EAT.
A Quaker Couples Experience

How many persons dread to eat
their meals, although actually hungry
nearly all the time,
Nature never intended this should
be SO, for we are given a thing called
appetite that should guide us as to
what the system needs at amy time
and can digest.
But we get in a hurry swallow our
food very much as we shovel coal into
the furnace, and our sense of appetite
becomes unnatural and perverted
Then we eat the wrong kind of food
or eat too much, and there you are
indigestion and its accompanying mis-.
cries
a Phila lady said:
My husband and | have been sick
and nervous for IL or 90 years from
drinking e-feverish, indigestion,
totally unfit, a good part of the time,
for work or pleasure. We actually
dreaded to eat our meals Tea is
just as injurious. because it contains
caffeine, the same drug found in cof-
fee)
We tried doctors and patent medi-
cines that counted up into hundreds
of dollars, with little if any benefit
Accidentally, small package of
Postum came into my hands made
some according to directions, with
surprising results We both liked it
and have not used any coffee since
The dull feeling after meals has
left Us and we feel better every way
We are SO we'll satisfied with Postum
that we recommend it to our friends
who have been made sick and nervous
and miserable by coffee" Name Civ
en- upon request. Read the little book,
THE Road to Wellville. in pkgs.
Postum now comes in concentrated,
powder form, called Instant Postum
1t is prepared by stirring a level tea
spoonful in a cup of hot water, adding
sugar to taste. and enough cream to
bring the color to golden brown.
Instant Postum is convenient;
there's no waste; and the flavor is
always uniform Sold by grocers-
6O-cup tin so cts, 100-cup tin SO cts.
A Soup trial tin mailed for grocer's
name and 2-cent stamp for postage
Postum Cereal Co.. Ltd. Battle Creek,
Mich. Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Collecting Antiquities.

Slopay received card on which
was engraved: Professor Bruce.
Antiquarian
He knew no such person, so his curl
osity led him to receive him
What is your business, professor
he asked politely.
u am a collector of Antiquities an
swered the old man
$50 imagined. And how can ]
serve YOU
BY paying a deposit on this little
bill you have owed for more than
three years.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Suffer From PLAQUE of Pats.

A pied piper of liamcrin" is need
ed at Santa Paula. Cal. Thousands OF
rats. and all big wood rats, have in,
vaded the place, and the situation is
such that women are afraid 10 go to
church The rats seem TO have d
preference for churches and on several
occasions have forced the feminine
attendance at services to take to the
high benches. The city authorities
The rats are believed to have been
driven out of the woods by recent fires
In the forests
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
HOW TO CURE RHEUMATISM
Prominent Doctors Best Prescrip-
ton Easily Mixed at Home.

has worked wonders for all who have
tried it quickly curing chronic and
acute rheumatism and backachc. "l'rom
yoir druggist get one ounce of Toris
compound Din original sealed package)
and one ounce OF syrup of Sarsaparila
compound Take these two ingredients
lone and put them in II half pint OF
good Whislles. Shake tho bottle and
take Il tablespoonful b, fore each meal
and at bed-time. Good results come
after he first few doses If your drug
eist does not have 'roris compound In
stock he viii get it for you in a few
Aours from Lis Wholesale house Don't
oe Influenced 10 take IA patent medi-
iine instead of this. Insist on having
tue genuine TORS compound in tho
original. one ounce. sealed. yellow
package. This Was published here last
winter and hundreds of the worst cases
We're cured by it in a short time. pub
!ishei by he Globe Pharmaceutical lab
Vr.tturios of chira.n
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Spelled Her Secret.

My first husband and | kept our
marriage a secret for nearly a year. :"
Didn't you find ii rather ditiicult9"
Oh no not at al! We could have
gone on for a much longer time it the
horrible reporters hadn't been snoop-
ing around when applied for my di
vorce
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Partisan Creations.

BY way of adopting their wares to
the conditions of their customers, Par
isian dressmakers have recently pro
vided three new creations de
scribed at Triple Alliance, Triple
Entente" and Political Horizon :"
Women of neutral states will of
course wear the last New York Sun
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
NARROW ESCAPE OF
HARRY k1JtERMAN

Alton. a.. Jan. Ia Harry Keller
man bursted blood vessel in his
head last Sunday night and was from
that time until nearly noon SUNDAY
without assistance on account of being
too weak to summon aid. Friends GO
ing TO his room at that hour found him
exceedingly weak. A doctor was called
and succeeded i'm stopping the flow of
blood.
If friends had not come in time. there
is no doubt he would have bled to
death.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
No Money, No Marriage

A fortune teller told me that you
are going to marry me. said the
young man with the prominent
socks
Did she also tell you that you are
going to inherit very large for
tune?" inquired the girl with the mat
ted hair
She didn't say anything about a
fortune
Then she is not much of for
tune-teller, and you had better not
place any reliance in anything she
says. Washington Herald
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
TRAGEDY RESULTS FROM
QUARREL OVER WOMAN

Burlington. la. Jan. 10 Charles FL
cacser. the bartender. who Monday
evening sIashed the throat of his land :
lord and friend. w. l.. Linder Il re-
tired clothing merchant and wealthy
property owner. and then shot himself.
died last nigt at a local hospital with
out regaining consciousness l.inder's
condition is improved today and it is
believed he will recover
Much mystery surrounds the case.
1t is strongly limited that there is a
woman in tho case and sensational de-
velopments may follow
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
FUNCTION IN HONOR OF
GRAND MASTER HuTCHINSO

Alton, la Jan. 10 The lodge of
Masons will entertain Grand Master
Judge William Hutchinson here ON
Friday evening. Judging from the
preparations the banquet and initia-
ton Will be one of the largest ever
attempted by the local lodge. Three
hundred and seventy five invitations
have been sent out and the affair
promises to be one grand success
The grand master of Iowa Masons
is now and has been a resident of
Alton for the biggest part of his life
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
LuMsERmEN MEETING.

Minneapolis, Jan. l5.-Discussion at
todays session of the Northwestern
Retail Lumbermens association in
cludes papers by Robert Fullerton, of
Des Moines, Ia, on The Higher Cost
of Living" read by C. A. Finkbine, of
eDes Moines. on Community Develop
ment." by E. c. Hole. of Chicago and
talks by F.. S. Durham. Of Wautoma,
Wis. and W. j. Ballard. Spokane,
Wash.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
eAYNoR REDUCES PENALTY
TO SIX MONTHS IN JAIL

Des Moines. Jan. 15.-Judge Gaynor
filed his first written opinion today in
the supreme court in the case of the
state against MAYOR Waltz who was
sentenced by Judge Lee to five wears
in the refornlatory for defacing the
Northwestern depot at Nevada The
decision finds the punishment too Sc
we're and the sentence Was reduced to
six months i'm Jail
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
TIRED BLOOD
CAUSES TORPID LIVER
1ConHrieht lala hx tha Toni1ixes1,nl

Copyright 1913 by the Tonitives Coz
Tired Blood interferes with the pro.
duction of bile (nature's own Taxa
tive) and other medicines which the
Liver should manufacture from the
blood stream TO assist the intestines
to properly perform their functions.
The result is Constipation, Bilious
ness, Sick Headache, Jaundice, Liver
Spots, Gall Stones, etc. BY using
-@.,,~,~,~~ Tonitives, thus
uNIIYf providing t h e
,s.pt ..Rs cells of the Liver
UsIInIO0IOuU with sufficient
quantities of properly tonitized blood.
we are assisting it in fulfilling natures
requirements, in the most reasonable
and only sensible manner. 75c. per
box Of dealers or by mail. The
"ootuves Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Personal PRIVILEGE.

You sometimes contradict yourself
In your speeches
Il know it, replied the positive can
didate. And want you to under
stand that am the only man in our
party who dares attempt such a
thing
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
The infant Terrible

Mr. i.ilsbeau. is it true that yon
hain'' got sense enough TO come in
out oil The raino'
Yes. Miss Kitty; YOU must alwaya
believe what papa tells vou'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
,g TO a brass band

Do you belong 70 a brass band,
Mrs. Blow"
No, dear What put that idea into
your head9"
Well mamma said you were al
ways blowing your own horn, SO |
thought YOU must belong to u brass
band"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Mind Reader

First straphanger Look out
You're treading on my feet,
Second Straphanger Beg pardon
] also prefer to ride in cab Judge
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Improved Some.

The Wife Don't you think mar
rlage has improved you. dear?"
The Husband Sure thing. ] was
an idiot when married you
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

DR.. Pietee's Pellets, small. susar-coated,
easy to take as candy. regulate and nyigor-
e stomach. liver and bowels and cure con-
Nfil,alion ADV.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
Not a Complaint

Well Oscar, we ought to get in
that picture also, should think
No. you needn't be on every plate.
took my camera along to have some
pleasant recollections of the trip
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

ALFALFA SIZED, Sc. Timothy and Glover mixed,
800 Will ship Cd Farms : for sale and rent on
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

Once in a great while man comes
home as early as his wife thinks he
ought to. or the postman brings her a
letter that she expects.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
te.'thins, softens the gums, reduces iniamma-
tion allays pain, cures wind collie csc u bottle ASx
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

The man who consults beauty
doctor evidently has a leaky brain
box.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16
These Gridiron DAYS.

These Gridiron Days.
Miss Culchaw DO you like the
Passing of Arthur
Mr.. Chump I'm not up on football
players. What team is he on?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-01-16

Even Jobs wife never asked him
TO remove the lacks from the parlor
carpet.