Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-31

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Nnt lNhnN|N WA N41, and "
Nne maIfit1 nIn. Foot Fah.
she uae ~ shocked when she found
Thai 81 was Iasl nan
clneinnau Enquirer.
/ ~ thmfht she wa An ANGEL 90
~ tiaered her a. rs heart,
/ But ~hfn they had htsn weo. alas.
She Played nhD4hef part
Blrminsham Aae-fsefnsd.
They shenehs their child cherna
The Hfai one came. but fhnt'a
a dreem thtN1l never dream again.
Xne ptliaf fite afe hrats
hiesse Heeofa41gereld.
They thnufhl their nat heaven. one
They'd never care 10 a1sft
nnf nov thes have eleven hum
bred WAYS nf cusHluF H.
sgrineneIa unlon.
va ihounhf thar he would surety like
His hran8-neH mn.ln-law.
Alas. the poor man changed his mind
when che heean 70 Jaw.
Allentown Democrat.
Thev Thought that Reno and divorce
Mioht help them some. and then
That hope failed, TOO. because Of
course,
zach wed fool again.
New York sun.
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A FOREST FIRE amone a rev
femilg trees would probably act some
% our idia young hl9hbrows 20 work.
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or WITH THE Lobby Investigation
---iet Joy be unconflned and put no
strings on the Oayety oi Nationsi
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pLUM-JUICE 10 what the rank ana
NE want at present--not grape
Juice.
BOssIsM Is dead. says Biil Bryan.
II he isn't careful he will aet IN trou.
bic with his chief.
o.
THE RELATIONS between Toxic
ana washington are not nearly 90
strained a. they were between wash
lngton and sacramento.
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RIoHT IN THE midst Of these
peace discussions n Ia shocking To
learn that Uncle Sam has been gouged
on armor plate.
o.
GOV. JOHNSON entertained COZ
0nei Bryan royalty. giving him grape
fruit In the morning. Bryan rickey
at noon and ralsIns In the evening.
Co
WITH No MORE deaths than that.
Tho Indianapolis race yesterday coultl
hardly he snid "a be an unqualified
success.
GOV. SUFFER- thinks Il stands for
Wee" Others say Il Il for "wheeze"
that w. IN the middle % Charles w
Murphy's name.
NOW. a. 60 the beat ~ for the
brook trout--but there. there. AiOnzo.
We stopped thinkins about shat Ions
ago.
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1T rs POINTED out that there no
anii-alien law In Manchuria or a<orea
land there Il said 10 be plenty Of
room IN both places
o.
THE REAL pesslmlst also IL he
who. when he plants his garden in
the sprins. has doubts whether Il will
STOW.
1T MIGHT BE good idea Ia start
an inquiry into the sensational re-
port that a number 81 supposedly
reputable citizens have been engage
in politics.
If ANY OF those silver Belt and
Red Dog barkeeps anticipated an ex-
ira business during the Arizona visit
.of Colonel Roosevelt they have been
rudely undeceived.
o.
THE REASON YOU dint see Blnks
running his car as frequently as FORM
erly IL because Il takes him lenger
than II used TO 20 get over an accl-
dent.
o.
THE GRADUATE and the juno
bride viii give us paragraphers some
thing 90 think about, says the Atlanta
Journal. slightly inaccurate--some
thing 10 TALK about. Paragraphers
don't think.
A BRIDE IN LOS ANGELES was
rescued from a charivnri party In the
Alexandria hotel with her face bleed
ing and IN now In hospital suffer-
Ing from tho nervous shock. The
great American sense 81 humor is
certainly marvellous thing.
.
Triumphant.
TiF pleasant news,
Our hearts To cheer.
The sweet June bride
Will soon be here,
In nimy ven
And piles 81 lace, ~
With I've got HIM"
stamped on her face.
o.
THE Wise Mother.
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