Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-27
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become an actress
THE FACT lhst John Lind doesn't
knoW How 40 talk Spanleh seems NO
handicap 20 his determination 60
mako Hucrss walk t.
o.
IVAN DYKE" seems most APP
pfopriatc nainc for an envoy 10 the
Netherlands.
AMONG THE misainr may he mon
toned Anthony Comstock and Cipri-
ano Castro.
THE GLAD DAYS Of the perslm-
mon and the 'pOssum are drawing
near
As TO BREvITY % fame. consid-
or the case 81 SIR. McNab.
r.
THE SICK man Of Europe is never
too sick 20 make trouble
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THE X-RAY shoe Is reported from
London. We shall stick TO the old
C.
QUININE Is now being used as a
cure for the rabies. Just an applica-
tion OF the bark 20 the bite.
O.
ACTUALLY not word about Thaw
on the wire yesterday,
O.
THOSE WE'RE very, very naughty
boys who pulled off that Alabama
train robbery. e
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ENfTNENTLY pleased with lts sue
cess IN collecting a S5e0.GO0 fine
from the standard Oh company,
Texas IL now sums the Katy railroad
for sie5. 100000.
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MIR. BRYAN has lost 500 ring.
Maybe It's the one he threw his
hat in.
MIR. GAYNOn. az icast, was mayor.
d
PERSONALLY we wouldn't want
Huerta's backing tor president OF
Mexico.
o.
AFTER THE suFFRAGETTEs. a
bus strike In London ought 60 be "a
peaceful affair.
d
ACCORDING to astronomers the
Big Dipper viii disappear In 5000
0e0 years. This may or may not be
In the nature Of warning TO prohi-
bitloniNts ~ Birmingham Age Herald.
Say. stranger. what do you drink
with dipper dotSn in Alabam, any
how?
d.
MR. BLANCK. who shut 1i0 wom-
en- in flaming furnace. was fined
S2O our object an sublime we didn't
achieve this time. To make the pun
ishment M the crime. the punish
mcnt fit the crime.
D
The Old songs.
I'm fond of "Annie Laurie"
TO hear il o. boon.
Nobody In that song declares
That he's Zulu COON
Washington Herald.
I love Kathleen Mavournccn,
Whose chastc Carrnra brow
Was never troubled by thc cry,
Here comes your daddy now
--St. Louis Post Dispatch.
And "The Last Rose OF Summer"
love. ! do declare.
Because nowhere among the words
Can you find I'm bear
Cincinnati Enquirer.
And "snver Threads Among the
Cold
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There's nothing in its ancient air
To make a man go wrong.
Birmingham Agc-lierald.
Loves old Sweet Song" I'm strong
for.
There's nothing there 90 sicken
Like that ono with tho loud refrain
you're surely some swell chick
en-"
O.
CAT famine is reported from
London. 80, Eucalyptus, this does
not mean a suff hungcrstrikc.
O.
THANK HEAVINGS Mrs. Pank-
hurst isn't going Co visit az our house.
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TRAGEDY rs TEXAS some ono
asked the governor who put the quit
in Colquitt
g
A SINGULAR cruel and unusual
was reported in letter to the
Chicago Theological scminnry "pr
Davis received word that Alexander
had been bitten hy "a dog right in the
midst of his Manitou conference
e.
a QUARREL over o. chicken re-
suited yesterday iu the shooting of
woman at Springfield, Mo The
controversy was probably over the
reason why the chicken crossed the
road
SAY. those doctors arc "a nwloss
bunch Of dcspcmdocs.,
.
THE IRISH simply have 10 have
something "a fight about even " thcy
have 90 fight against independents.
p
TT THEY set evidence iron, Mrs.
sulzor, she'll probably say JUST what
he tulzor.
d.
THREE Young bandits held up %
hotel in Kansas city Score one for
the Common Gcezer