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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
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Wenn Der alte 9pmnoIioIprofeITor
Sobnnrss bon @ruben in StroIIuno
Serien bate, nnbm er RudInd uno
Donbsritnb une pilgerts trsuS uno
quer i'm 2nnb lumber. @snn fi6
onnn sur Miitnss5sit bel benz Si,bs
Siger bas 9eoiirfnis siniteIlte, elm
biB6en gu ruben, oam pFIeote Der
oft. Serr in bus nd9Ite bette 8ausrns
Deer aud Sosel0bnerbous ,inSuttbren
uno nit Grluubnis bes @iaentiimers
Iein Wittngsi6Idf6en gu maiden. Die
Grlonbnis rpurbe ibm it.ts germ aez
pGbrt, bod mubte er iib seIessntIid
oud einem gramen unterfperFsn. So
fruete ibn cine oIt. 8Guerin mad benz
Dober unb 8obin, Woous unb Wps
70. .Wnt finb Sci bsnn2" - 9tnts
mort: Sc bin Sdnulmeeiter." -
Do mubte i'm bic glIte benn bod an
feline pfIi1t erinneru. - ,.Dat beb.
ben Sci bsnn i'm 2onrs riimtouitrT.
pen2" a0nnen Gei niht tau 6nus
6Ii.pen unb be Sinner .liereu9" -
Dos tonnte ii9 Der aIts 9srr sefdIs
IiGit merten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
solea &nabsn I'm Sausbaltmits
bslien?

Die 6rase beantportet cine Ssut=
f9e Mutter in folgenosr Wtife:
S6 Stnaben i'm Sausbult mitbelz
fen iolIsn9 = Cine Srage, ole i9 uns
bebinst nit nia" beantpprten muB.
llno 5ipar fol bieIe 8etGtisuns i'm
SuusbaIt na9 msiuer NnIicbt isbr
friibaeitis beginner. Msin 8ub iit
ieBt bier SABRE alt uno bilft bereits
bsim 2lbtrodnen oes SiI9beIt,des
uno beim 8ebren oss 8iidenboosns.
Sn einigen Sabren tperOs i6 ibm ole
9runOlaeen Der 8o9tunit bsibrinsen
unb nit IL Sabrsn fo1 er, mills
9ptt, nit fsinen &enntniHsn man9s
Sutiinftige Suusfrau iibertrsffen. Der
&nabe ssbDrt in Den Sausbalt binein.
10 gut fpie bas Mido9en. 90 Isrnt
.r Die Qrbeit feinsr ipdteren 2ebsnss
genofin iddBen uno ri9tis beurteis
len. Bie man9es Serrden bat teine
9lbnung BON Dem. mas Die Sausmutz
ter allein lpGbreno zines turSen Dor
mittdss alIes Su leiiten sat. Wittngs
ieBt man ii9 an ben tppbgeoedten
Slid, tabelt oies uno bas uno na6=
ber gebts ins 8affsebous. Die Sauss
frau iinost feline Wiiroisung ibres
Itrengen 8erufe3. unb bod Ieiitet iit
bieIlsidt mebr aIs mond,r Mann
pdbrsno fsines Susepsrtss. g1ur
Der miro in oiei.n Oingen Ia6lib
urteilsn, Der Die 2lrbsit aus eigener
grfabrlIn9 fsnnt, Der feIbit einen pers
niinftigsn Speifesettel auf5uifslen
lpeib, uno Der, ipenn stipas i'm Wldgs
oebausboIt nibt Happen min, einfab
Die S6iirSe umbinOet uno seist, lpis
mans mndbt.
Sn Der sinieitisen 8,grensuns
mGnnli6er uno ipeibIidsr 9lrbsit Iiest
meines @ro6tens Der @runo 70 mans
6es MibpsrTtGnbniFes in Der Che.
8sIonbers bi. Srau 1T empfinbllb
in bisier 9eSiebuna. unb nit Rs9t.
sic miro Die ri1tiasn S6liiIIe Su
sisben ipiFen unb ibrs 3inber. ob
8ubsn oosr WGbeIs. in ser Sausbals
tuns .iid5tia mithelfsn Iafen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
Cplittcr.
y 6pr 0(eft,rnirtThoft fthIt I

81 Der @sttsrrirti9aFt f,bIt mel
ft,ns Der bunOfeIte Suustnedt.
Sut sin Siinalin9 elmer Muio 30
Ssr5 ssItoblsn, 10 bsipabrt sr Fe pisI
lei6t Dor Dem Siben, aber er bring
ii6 ielGtr in Suft.
Mandbe pflan5en sntfaltsn ii9 nj
Damn. tpsnn man ols 8lumsntopf De
Gtftfii6sl b.nubt.
S6 man es Spib6iibsr.i oOsr &t.p
tcmunis n.nnt. oas 1T elm. - per
fcnenfrug..
9Gm meiitt" S6minte broudsn bi
M.nIden fir ibr Snn.rss.
8ei6srtrdren Iino Der @sslpeife
gum Wobe Woeoain.
Der 3nhu Der 3eit IGBt fiG ME
mols pIomtiersn.
Strsbsn 1T onerfennsnsipert, Sire
bersi psroommsn3pert.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27

- unbesreifItd. 3uIdaasr
(bsi einsr tir9lidsn Srauang: so
cine Sod5,it IGbt man ii9 eefdlIen:
ct bat me Miqion, unb iie bdt ne
MilIion."
.Sa, iparum bsiratsn lie osnn bd2"
= 9os Opfer Der Spg:es
ne. Mamma: r9tber 2Ottden. mars
um bait 9u benn 0sinsr Puppe ole
SdIeppe abgelhnitten2"
2ottfsn: -Sis bat 9dSillsn aufgss
pirbelt!-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27

= Sieb. 5rnu: DisTe gaa6t
bnit bu i'm S9lnf ssiprc4en, aus
gut!
qnntOffeIbeIb: @srs.ibs mir, Iisbs
Srou, oaB i,1 bid urtsrbro6sn bas
be.
Raih. Saidkr: DAP Sic bic
suIbsns llbr sefiuoen bnbeu, sIaubeu
pif Sbnen cinfo5 nttt!
Gngeiloatst: Na febsn Sie, bars
UNI babe i'd iie ia aud ni9t ouf Der
poIiSsi nbasseben!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27

llnterf9ieb. SIN Seros
meter trdumi Der 9ifter bon 9rvs
BEN @rfpIssn; i'm pentometes brn.lf
iiebt sr feline @sbi9te oIs - 3urits
papier.
9e9tferti9ung. = glber
&orl! 9u riedit inon tpteosr na9
Jier!
Spllte i9 etiro bir 3uliebe
8DlneripoNsr triEfsn9
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
Scrr Gc5bdcu unS'S 8eSSer.

Sd lad msr sens unb bin sebrooib
IS isbers 0sooer man erbooio.
Wenn's Itermo tolo uus Porbfpefbsn,
Sus is fir mid be IfssnIie 3.io =
8srdo ipenn ss bogeIO. itermo unt
i6nsio
Sdmedts Gr0gsden mir am beIoen
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27

: SIM 3eitoIter Der @ras
pbologie. p mNanu. lpos MALT eu
tenn 10 an bsiusr Sdrift bsrum2"
rSb. i6 made mir elm pdur quite
gigeni9afteu binein."
2ogtfd eebo9t. 2ebrer:
mir tOmmen jsbt gu BEN Sdu8es
tieren; = nenne mir NAL els,
5rtB!"
Sribden: Der 8lutegeI!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
3nmifne Q[uffnffuno

Sunser Mann: Ssrr MiIler. 10,
erIarbe mir, Sie INN bic Dnnb So
rer S16ter S1n su bitte:,.
@oier: S:tr IhDn, obsr iouen sic
nal, fn6sn sic bsnn eine 3utulft
Dor iih2
Junoer GRonn: 9cs mn i'd metz
men; id bin bpd erit 9fnfang Der
atpGrsioer Sabre uao babe; gelul.b
unS trGftia!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27

Quf Il pt9en. 0rosih:
"Nun. bat msin ,Nuttentoo' 9spirft,
Srr Wulitr2"
r9roBcrtial 9ir gisIt,r iiuo eu'
pon 70 fstt osluorOen, baB Iie taum
nod Ioufsr iounsn; nun III ous 2ots
T6taa,n Elm ainbsrIpisI!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
: @ug @Iefr : SIfts Oil.

-Qus 3Geir SITES Sifs
totbeft. - Der 90rpsrhou bes
Roi,sIs lit benz lpi:iten 2eb'n anse@
pnBt.
- Gin fuuberer 8ruoer.
o.: s0u nsrfprddIt mir por r:sr
WO6sn einsn intsrsFanten Roman;
I'll tniipiteit Nir iogar einen 8nottn
ins SnIfentuh."
9. lin rie 1dIf'e arsifeubl: yIi;Gs
tin, Der ¬eu lit mod Orin!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27

rGb - pro6tpo1! Gin.u Told
bsrrlidsn Acknowledgements bob
iI nod ni6t seieben. Der ioiie
o6sr ipobl uu9 ein.n tiidtissn Sopt
pen 8slo!"
~9t1rOinas. I6auosrbuft t,u.r =
aGsr 0u eluubit nift. lieb.r Ruoi
ipu fir sinsn fabsIbuftsn &r.oit id
babe, ieitosm ih 9tutomotiI fobre!'
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
Sancrnlosif!

pGine Surte gum Sdneu8us nut
Disn."
90 BADEN sic nod Iunse 3sit.
Der fd6rt srlt in brei Stunoen ab. /"
.Nu. ous 1T Elm fd)0ner S6nell'
Sua. Der srf in 0rei Stunbsn meg
f0brtl"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
Sas Grafcl.

Gh0n SuTe qsbt uuf ariinsr 9lu,
@rportunsspcGt Iis fpri4t.
Snoem elm 8Iiimhsn iie Serpf!iidt,
gr Iiebt mid, - liebt MIDI ni4t =
Sr ibrsr NGbe oruIt Elm SGof,
SriBt mun6e StsIIs tubl =
Wi.pieI elm 9liimfer 8lGttsr bat,
Das 1T benz S1af esal!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
SelebrnrG.

@om Sppus yMiIlionair"
3psi glrtsn eibt's msin Sobn:
Der eins fat ous Dir,
Ser an0ere Die Wiillioni
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27
= Gus Der e 9uIe. 2sbrsr:

= Mus Der S9uIe. 3s6rsr:
mir luI,u OOrbin: Ger Sonopsrts.
m.iittr na9t. ifun am 9unsertu6e'; /;
mas 1T pobi bomit s.msini?"
nGr taute an Der Serpieite."
= 8eineu W abitab. .Run
.r5abIs mai. GIft: ipis biI Du nit
Dsinem MGnndsn 5uFri,o,n?"
rGoti - oas fnnn i'd Ood5 isbt
nod nidt Iaeen; ih bate ia ned
gar t,ins 3eit. 9srsIeide anSuit,Is
Ien!S
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27

-@r ftnntitn. .Sis baesn
nGdFte @ode @eburtstas? Do psrs
Ss id mir erIaubsn, psrionlih 5u
erotulieren uno SbneH 8u9lei6 msins
S6uIo bsaubten."
,9emiifen Sic Iih niht. lu.un Sic
mir bds @elo per Boit Ididen. lam
i'd, mir fslber gotulisren!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27

Ridter (mrrI unb perbron GrsGblen sic aIo ruId uuf
g sic 9abl bohen, absr ur uuo bunbg
angeta9sr an insm absgO bate d meinsr ruu auf ti6s
SausfliFh 6erousaelod gnq meinen sreuubsu.
Ri6er af unS Ibr interisrD Rid 10 raid; e5GbIn Gs
oenuu r,em @orpouo Sbnn Die erausuung m Saus
dliTes 70 ledt sslang
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-02-27

= Ser Retter. 9iir9srmsiIsr
Gum pier llbr mor9sns gum Ruhi:
iuGdlisr): r@enn Die Sruu 8iirasr.
meiIisrin Rem 9aoen ouftut uno mir
ben SousT9IuFsl sibt, btaTt Sbr
nod einmut 5p0lf - psritonoen2"
The daily Alaskan., 1913-06-10
By ANDREW CARNEGIE

TITLE do our people realize the cost of what called national
 defense against IMAGINARY FOES of unduy fright
 / aneI army and naval officials doomed to live peaceful days
 end spend lci lives dreaming of active life which they are destined never to experience THE CHIVAIIY, THE HENOIS4 OF WAR IS CONE To shoot from worhp at unseen foes ten miles distant or shooting from under at foe mile distant IS NOT CONDUCIVE TO TILE GROWTH OF TIE HEROIC.
 Little do our people know the cost of defense against imaginary @ Listen and ponder this The army estimates for this year 5882o navy estimates Sl5+0oOoO The actual eNPe"a ss usually exceeds tho estimates by millions We find that m round numbers always tending increase military and naval eN ra combined exceeds S3OOoOOOOo per year, just about Hl 0oo 900 every working day-A RUINOUS INSURANCE PRICE TO PAY FOR SUPPOSED SECURITY FROM INVASION from which have been free for hundred years and which today ] imnncieale
 MEN WHO REFUSED TODAY TO WALK ABROAD WITHOUT LIGHTNING RODS DOWN THEIR BACKS WITH GROUND coNNEc- TON BECAUSE MEN HAVE BEEN STRUCK WITH LIGHTNING. WOULD zE r4E coUNTERPAETs OF THOSE WHO FEAR INVASION r=E FIRST RISK. HOWEVER BEING MUCH GREATER THAN THE SECOND.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-06-10

Subscriptions and Adv Bennett News Co. Whltehorsc,H TT. E. W. Gideon. . EnrcrUss, T.. E.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-06-10
Subscription Rates:

One month by maI.. .... ,l5
 Ono month by carrier Q. .. ..l,o0
The daily Alaskan., 1913-06-10

|..r. ". nu 70 war between tha United 5r...s .aH Japan Lloyds in- .arnar and Huas.-Eam1lluE agency . willing .a bet sgg Co Chat no .m.... w.r come srou che CaliloE- u. n....a land law
 Tn. reason natter Of r... ... and figures Japan Is weaker a. ... .a.. tsmore deeply u ... .H. ra vastly less lcms Of In w.. a..aI emIl.r has a .rH.r arm. Mw .g uns Lu.e more .r hal. aa much population from n... .1 ...w for recruits. and its superior m.. numbers could not strike .a. uulad states Ul.a9u. be- .H- .runH.uH... across T.HNe miles ut
The daily Alaskan., 1913-06-10

..r.r. . che transportation war .. .a. Yukon r.rar business Is be ..r. .. ... aasHas .u Che passen-
 ua. r.e travelling public expects 10 aa told soon chat it Is ......r q. .r.... chan .0 stay lt rom. lat. reports from White hons. ........ ..a. lr win not be man. day. before navigation on the might. T.E.. H.I be .u full swing
The daily Alaskan., 1913-06-10
Complete Stock

Our stock of Drugs, Patmt Mcdi- cIuos, Rubber Goods, Toilet Articles, Perfumes, Stationery, Candles, etc, is complete and we arc abl5 to 8uD- ply our customers with everything usually found In a first class and we'll stocked prescription pharmacy. Our prescription work is subject 10 the utmost accuracy. Mal orders have our special attention and no pain ls spared to uu them to satla- faction.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-06-10

ocean at Che r.lE of attack g-om ow superior 6u7y
 AS regards strength i'm capital saips. wETeH arc the only ones chat really count, Japan is vastly inferior to us. as .ho following table win E.0w
The daily Alaskan., 1913-06-10
United

A bench warrant has been issued by the federal court for tho apHre- bensl01 gE George ". Green, @ so.- dlcr at Fort William T. Seward. Green was indicted at the last seE- sion of che grand jury but as thc government was not ready to 80 Co trial he was given his freedom. The indictment charges selling uQuo Co Indians
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09
WEDDING ON
MULBERRY STREET
(From Fridays Daily.)

Last evening Miss Velmer Linton
daughter or Mr.. and Mrs. Howard
Linton, Mulberry street, became the
bride of Mr.. Robert e. Volz of Reeds
burg. The ceremony took place at
$50, the couple being attended by
Mr.. Walter Volz and Miss Marcella
Coates. To the strains of the we'd
ding march, played by Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Risley, the party advanced
from the hall into the parlor, end
standing under bower, they ex-
changed the vows that made them
husband and wife. Rev. E. g. Henke
of the Presbyterian church was the
officiating minister. TIE ceremony
was witnessed by the parents and
brothers OF both parties and twenty
other relatives and friends.
The bride was dressed in tan MESA
line trimmed with silver beads and
carried bouquet OF white asters and
snowdrop The bridesmaid wore
white wolfe with pink messaline.
The bower was made of white asters
and smilax, with large horseshoe
of asters and snowdrop. During the
congratulations some oae pulled a
concealed string that let loose bag
of rice, hidden in the arch overhead
upon the happy couple.
A sumptuous wedding supper was
then served in the dining room, also
decorated withasters and smilax, by
the Mesdamas f. N. Peck, Fl. H.
| Coates and Charles Jorg.
The bride was weaver in the liner
mill and has been member of the
choir of the Presbyterian church
The couple were the recipients of
number of beautiful and useful pres
ents of silver, china, linen and furni
ture. After visit of a week witt
relatives in the vicinity, they will GO
to their new home near Neillsville, in
Clark County, where the groom hes
farm and home ready. The best wish
es of many friends accompany them
The following guests from away
were present, 81. A. Gould of Oregon
Mrs. e. Volz, Mrs Otto Meikus Of
Abieman, Mr.. and Mrs. August Volz
parents of the groom, and sons
Frank, Fred and Walter Volz o
Reedsburg.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09
BOiIs Are a
Bad indication
No Time Should be Lost in
Purifying Your Blood.

AT the first appearance of pimples and
boils the blood should be given a good
searching internal bath with S. S. S. the
greatest blood purifier known to man.
This remarkable remedy has the peculiar
action of soaking through the intestines
directly into the blood In a few minutes
it's influence is at work in every artery,
vein and tiny capillary. Every membrane,
every organ of the body, every emunctory
becomes in effect a filter to strain the
blood of impurities The stimulating prop
critics of S. S. S. compel the skin, liver,
bowels, kidneys, bladder to all work to
the one end of casting out every irri-
tating, every pain-inficting atom of
poison; it dislodges by irrigation all
accumuations in the joints, causes acid
accretiOns to dissolve, renders them neu-
trail and scatters those peculiar forma-
lions in the skin that cause boils and
other skin eruptions
And best of all, this remarkable remedy
is welcome to the weakest stomach. In a
very brief time S. S. s. has the recon-
Etructive process so under control that all
eruptive places heal.
You can get s. s. S. at any drug store.
Beware of any effort to sell you something
claimed to be "just as good" If yours is
a peculiar case and you desire expert adj
vice. write to the Swift Specific Co., 212
Swift Bldg. Atlanta, Ga
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09
O6)orn Circulation and Oe1ner=
ship Statement Of TIE Bard=
boo Weekly Neo0S

statement OF the ownership circulation
THE BARABOO WEEKLY NEWS published weekly
at Baraboo Wisconsin, required Act OF August
NoteThs statement duplicate
tnepuDisner
Postmaster General division
the other in the files of
Editors H. E. Cole and H. K. Page, Baraboo, Wisconsin
Managing Editors H E. Cole H. Page, Baraboo
Business Managers H E. Cole and H K Page Baraboo
Wisconsin.
Publishers H E. Cole K Page, under the firm name
of Baraboo News Publishing Co.
Owners, H. E. Cole and H. K Page in partnership
Average number of copies publication
distributed through the mails otherwise paid
during the six months preceding statement
Baraboo News Pub. Co.
H. K. Page.
Sworn and subscribed before this 1913
e. F. DITHMAR
Notary Public
(SEAL)
my commission expires December II, 1850
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09
CARRIERS HURRIED AWAY
They Hurry Over Their
Routes Early in Order to
be at County Fair.

The Baraboo rural carriers fed their
horses by the light of the stars on
Thursday morning and hurried away
that they might return early and at
tend the county fair. These fellows
who have linked the country more
closely to the town, dare not omit a
trip for if they did the patrons along
the routes would miss the joy of
their coming. The early going was
arranged with the department at
Washington.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09
THAT GOSSIP LAW.

The Washington Post passes favor
able comment upon Wisconsin's new
gossip law. 1t hits at a vital point
in the life of any community and per-
haps the law is all right after all if it
is not mis-used. The Post says.
WISCONSIN has passed great
many laws, good, bad and indifferent
but the recently enacted gossip law
is one Of the most humane ever put
upon the statute books in any com
munity. Peter Kososki, of Niagara
Wis, is the defendant in the first test
case, and if he has been guilty of the
charge of assailing the character Of
a woman, he should be and probably
will be, severely punished.
"Gossip is more insidieus than 6
drug or lpoison. The one who in
duIges in it fiuds that the doses must
be increased constantly to give salts
faction. A sly comment produces the
necessary exhilaration at first, bul
later on plain defamation of character
is necessary to stimulate the mind Of
the gossip.
"One mild hint of scandal, dropped
in a crowd, is sometimes enough tc
ruin the whole life of man OF
woman. There are countless cases
where men have become suspicious
of their wives as result of some un-
just word which, like SNOWFALL roll
ing down hill, gained momentum and
significance ss it passed along. Sus-
plcions almost invariably are twisted
into certainties, and many homes
have been wrecked by this process.
"The Wisconsin law, if properly en-
forced, will make men and women
think twice before speaking. i'll of
their neighbors. It will make them
realize the seriousness of their offence.
The average person feels that there is
no particular harm in retailing q story
about friend or nsighbor, but should
be made to realize that gossip is the
seed for scandal and tragedy.
WISCONSIN has placed really
humanitarian law upon the books. We
hear great deal about justice and
loving thy neighbor as myself, and
yet most of the world INDUCES in
gossip. If Wisconsin has done moth
Ing else, she has direcsed attention to
the greatest of all sins-the acorn that
grows to the oak of tragedy
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09
CErENT ROADS.

Thomas A. Edison expresses the
opinion that in ten years cement roads
will band the country from one end to
the other to the exclusion of all other
kinds. There is rapidly growing
number of people who will heartily
wish for this prediction to come true.
Cement roads have given excellent
satisfaction wherever they have been
laid and although the first cost is
greater, the life of such roads is much
longer than that of any other kind.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09
STRANGE AFFAIR
ON HIGH BRIDGE

This morning about 2 o'clock as Il.
.. Barkenhagen was crossing the high
bridge he was bounced upon by two
men and before he was aware of what
was going on he was lying on the
bridge with one ear cut almost to the
edge. He found his way to the city
hall and DR.. Lusk sewed up the
wound.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09

Like the old woman of the Morse
legend ,,who turned out to be serpent
that girdIed the world, the Chicago
voting machine deal seams to have
remifications that reach through
out the country.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09
DurOi11 Kne&
What 1t Was

Some boy friends of Darwin once
plotted surprise for the great ma
turalist. Capturing centiped, they
glued on to IL bettle's head, the
wings of butterfly and the long legs
of a grasshopper. Then putting the
creature fin box, they took it to Oar
win, and asked him what it could be,
explaining that they had caught it in
the fields. Darwin looked it over
carefully.
ibid it hum when you caught it?'
he asked.
"Oh, yes, sir" they answered,
nudging one another, sit hummed
like everything"
"Then, said the philosopher, sit is
humbug. "-Harper's Weekly.
The goose had been carved and
everybody had tasted it. 1t was ex-
cellent. The negro minister, who YVES
the guest of honor, could not restrain
his enthusiasm.
"Dat's as fine goose as 1 evan see,
Bruddah Williams" he said to his
host. "Where did you git such fine
goosew
"Well, now pahson," rerlied the
carver of the goose, exhibiting great
dignity and reticence, "when you
breaches spechul good sermon, [
never axes you Whar you got it, |
hopes you will show me de same con-
siderat1on.-Popular Magazine.
"They tell me deer used to be plenti-
full around here,' said the man in the
picturesque outing costume.
"Yes," answered Big Steye, the
guide, shut they're all gone"
"Ruthlessly slaughtered, sup
pose?"
"I wouldn't say so. Ny guess is
that they jes' laughed themselves to
death at some o. these huntin' par
ties. New York American.
What is the difference between an
old penny and a new dime? Nine
cents.
Why is hound like man with a
bald head? Because he makes little
hare (hair) 60 long way.
What is the FIRST thing man sets in
his garden? His foot.
What is the difference between q
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09

Burning British country houses en-
ables the militant suffragettes to be
lieve that they are several steps be
yond the wandering male who oc
casionally sets fire to barn or hay
stack.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09

So long as Jack Johnson remains
out of America there will not be much
Interest over here in the question of
whether his audiences applaud or
hiss.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09
WH|SKEY GETS
MEN IN TROUBLE

At Reedsburg Frank Jarockl pru-
chased some whiskey for his FRIEND
Thiele, who was posted. Thiele paid
a fine of $15 and costs end Jarockl is
with Sheriff Welk for 30 days be-
cause he had no money to pay his
fine. Jarockl came from Chicago
where they do not post people and
therefore he was not acquainted with
Wisconsi n IS law.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09

A correspondent wants to know why
the Greeks have such difficult names.
We don't know unless they had to
take those which everybody else had
passed over.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09

It is against the law for a private
citizen to impersonate a congressman,
but it isn't against the law for con-
gresham to impersonate statesman.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09

The melancholy days have come,
the saddest of the year; the country
ought to be at peace, but congress
still is here.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-10-09

You can drive boy to college, but
yeu cannot make him think.
Some girls ever learn to fiirt, for the
same reason that fish never learn &c
swim.
If your marriage proves happy, you
can say, "I told you So" Otherwise
every one else will say it.
Many man who had money tc
burn is sitting ashes.
Most people are so cool in danger
they shiver.-October Lippincott's.
The dapper little ribbon clerk gazed
languishingIy into the dark eyes Of
the handsome brunette waitress.
''Isn't it wonderfully" he gurgIed,
show opposites seem to be attracted to
each other?"
"It sure is" agreed the beauty. 81
noticed only today that the tallest
man at the lunch counter ordered
short cake. October Lippincott's.