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Barton County democrat., 1913-12-26

was Just going out, shut the door,
came back, and sat down In front Of
his wife.
my dear girl" he said, II am glad
that you have brought this up, because
we may as well settle 1t now as at any
other time. You know that for years
we have been doing this sort Of thing
every Christmas. About this time we
both declare that we won't give each
other anything; then, Just before
Christmas, we sneak out, and each Of
US buys the other a present. This year
1t will be the same. We will promise
faithfully not to do it; but, just as sure
as fate, we shall break our word"
In view Of this alarming fact, that
we are apparently the slaves Of a
yearly habit, what have you to sug-
gest?"
Simply this-that we each Of US
agree now to buy the other a present"
Il know that you will get me some.
thing / don't want!"
And l know that you will do the
same; but isn't that what we have
been doing all along?"
Then l don't see that We have
gained anything"
Haven't we? Why not? Aren't we
doing 1t openly? Think of the moral
uplift!"
Mrs. Whittier shook her head.
Il don't agree with you," she said.
I think 1t would be much better for
US to select ourselves the presents we
want If you like, you can come with
me while get mine."
Nonsense! That won't do at all. II
Is absolutely necessary for US to carry
out the element Of surprise. There Is
some sneahng, contemplate trait in
human nature which makes US want.
once q year, to surprise others. That
Is at the basis Of all Christmas giving.
It's kind Of impulsive, irresponsible
attitude which impels Us to buy some
thing that we delude ourselves into
believing the recipient is crazy for:
while all the time We ought to know
that it's probably the last thing on
earth he or she wants. Would you rob
US both Of this fendish pleasure, {,
Never! The only thing to do is to be
natural. l therefore announce to you
Barton County democrat., 1913-12-26
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2s, 1918.
ADVERTISING RATES

DISPLAY-Per inch, single column
10c. Special position IL 1-2c.
Per month &c.
LOCAL READERS-5c. q line per
week. Special position 10c.
Cards of Thanks and Resolu-
tons OF Coincidence, 2 1-2c. line
CHURCH NoT1CES-Free, except
when for entertainments where
an admission fee is charged,
&c. q line.
SPECIAL CONTRACT Rates on
large advertisements.
Barton County democrat., 1913-12-26

InaI l AN gong 70
surprise you with
a present; and you
must promise to
do the same with
me-"
Mrs. W HITLER
considered.
WELL" she said
at last, 81 suppose
that is really the
best thing for US
to do, and l here
by agree to do it."
When Christmas
eve came, there
fore-the time
Barton County democrat., 1913-12-26

The demand for good dairy cows is
on the upgrade and even the most op.
dmistic cannot see the limit
Barton County democrat., 1913-12-26

The new calf should have Is much
Of the mothers first milk as he wants
Nature intended It 30.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Pains in the Stomach

If you continually complain of
pains In the stomach, your liver or
your kidneys are out of order. Neg
lect may lead To dropsy, kidney
troubles, diabetes or Brights disease
Thousands recommend Electric Bit
ters as the very best stomach and
kidney medicine made. H. Il. Ais
ton, of Raleigh, n. c., who suffered
with pain in the stomach and back
writes: my kidneys are deranged
and my liver did not work right. |
suffered much, but Electric BItters
WAS recOmm ended aud / improved
from the first dose. l now feel like
new man." 1t will improve you.
too. o ,ly SOC and $l00. Recon-
mended by st Bernard Mining Co
Incorporated, Drug Department.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
WELL DESERVED
The Praise that comes from Thankful
darlington People

One kidney remedy has known
merit.
Darlington people rely upon it.
That remedy is Doan's Kidney
Pills.
Darlington testimony proves 1t
reliable.
Mrs. Joseph Blondin, Darlington,
KY, says: "YOu may continue TO
use my statement, recommending
Doan's Kidney Pills. Since they
were used some years ago / have
had no further need OF a kidney
medicine. A member Of my family
suffered from very annoying case
of kidney complaint for years. He
took medicines and doctored faith
tully, but could get no relief. His
back panied constantly and the kid
ney secretions were unnatural.
Doan's Kidney Pills had been high
ly recommended and he finally pro-
cured a supply at the st. Bernard
Mining Co., Incorporated. The re-
sult of using them were all that
could have been desired. Every
symptoms of kidney trouble dIssp-
peared in a short time"
For sale by all dealers Price soc.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doau's-
and take no other.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Coughs and CONSUMPTION

Coughs and colds, when neglected,
always lead to serious trouble OF the
lungs. The wisest thing to do when
you have a cold that troubles you is
to get bottle of DR.. Kings Nv
Discovery. You will get relief from
the first dose, and finally the cough
will disappear. o. H. Brown, of
MuscadIne, Ala, wrItes: NY wife
was down in bed with an obstinate
cough, and honestly believe had
IL not been for DR.. Kings New Dis.
cOvery, she would not be living to.
day" Known for forty-three years
os the best remedy for coughs and
colds. Price 50c and 81 90. Recon-
mended bv st. Bernard Mining Co ,
Incorporated, Drug Department.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Stronc in Memory,

Rural winter Joys Increase IN an
Inverse ratio to the square OF the dis
lance, or words to that effect. 1t
will be no4g,L that VI. Ger Gii not
write Snow Bo2rl" until after he
had become a city.dweller and the
memory of frosted nose and ears and
tingling hands and feet had become
dimmed and vague. A too accurate
memory, like acute truthfulness, is a
terrible handicap for a real poet, Just
as It is to an editor.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
look Mother literally.

Marian pointed to the glass or
cup when she wished a drink, utter
ing inarticulate sounds intended to
convey her desire. She was old
enough to talk some, but she had
never been taught to ask for a drink.
Mother said to her: when you want
a drink. Marian, you say. Mamma. or
papa. or Hazel, or Mildred. drink /"
The next time Marian wished drink
she pointed TO the cup and said:
Mamma, papa. Hazel, Mildred, dink-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS."
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
But He Wouldn't Get Up.

There was not even standing room
in the crowded electric car, but one
more passenger, a young woman,
wedged her way along just inside the
doorway. Each time the car took a
sudden lurch forward she fell help
lessly back, and three times she land
ed in the arms of large, comfortable
man. The third time it happened he
said, quietly: Hadn't you better stay
here?"-Exchange
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

Ragged wounds are painful and
cause much annoyance. II not kept
clean they tester. aud become iun-
ming sores. BILLIARDS. SNOW
LINIMENT is an antIseptic health &
remedy for such cases. Apply 1t at
night before going to bed ard cover
with cotton cloth bandaca u
heals inv a few Gavs. Price 25c, soc
auu $l.0O per bottle. Sold by ST.
Bernard Mining Co Ircorpnrated
Drug Department.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Worried Hero,

A critic Of Wells novel, Marriage"
finds in the confounding of the hero
"the desire to have it all ways; to
possess a woman who shall have all
the charm and the caprice of the
eternal feminine; who shall, by the
grossness of her desires and the petit.
ness of conversation. give him an
agreeable sense of superiority, and
yet shall, to order, acquire deep spir-
itual insight when her husband feels
he needs it."
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Her Infinite Narietv-

AS we sit down and ponder over the
summer courtship we find the hand
that welded the canoe paddle now
Yields the broom. The suppers on
river banks are now in a small dining
room. The gazing at the sky in sum
mer time is now looking to see If the
wash can safely be put out The
hand In the wash tub is the hand that
that trailed over the canoe side. The
soft voice in quiet lanes is now
Don't you think it's a cruel world2-
Kirkwood Courier.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
For Burns, Bruises and Sores

The quickest hud surest cure for
burns bruises. buIls, sores, il fl ims-
tion and AL skin diseases is Buck
lens Arnica S4lvp. In tour days It
cured J.. H Lafin ol Iredell, Tex,
OF a sore on his ukle which paiueu
him 50 he could hardly walk.
Should he ~ every house. Only 25c
Recommended ny ~. B-rIAr" Mn
ing Co.,, Incorporated, D.uE Depart
ment.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

The correct treatn ent for cuts,
burns, scalds, WOUNDS, sores, lum-
bago, rheumatism or neuralgia is
BILLIARDS. SNOW LINIMENT.
1t is healing, penetrating and antis-
optic which is everything that is
needed to effect complete cure.
Price 25c, zoe and $40 per bottle.
Sold By ST. Bernard Mining Co.. In.
cOrpGratph, Drug Department.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
prive Sick Headaches Away

Sick headaches, sour gassv stnm-
ach, indigestion. biliou sness hisap-
pear quickly af'rryou take DR.. X ngs
New Life Pills. They purify the
o,"Od and put new life ana vigOr in
the system. Try rNem and Won will
be well satisfied Every pill helps (;
every DuX LuATahtee1. Price poe.
Recommended bv ST. Bernard MIN
'ng Co.. lie rpnra.,d Drug Depart
ment.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
When He Was Late

What made you so late?'
II met SmithsOn.'
"Weil. that Is no reason why you
should be an hour late getting nome
to supper"
Il know, but ] asked HIM how be-
was feeling, ana he insisted on tell
ing me about his stomach trouble
"Did YOU tell him % take Chan =
bsrlaiu's Tablets?"
"SuTe. that Il what he needs.
Sold by All Dealers.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
QUINIAEkAD IRON THE MOST
EFFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC.
Groves Tasteless chill Tonic Combines both
in Tasteless form. The Ouinine drives
out Malaria and the Iron builds up
the System. For Adults and
Children.

You know what you are taking when
you take GROVES TASTELESS chill
TONIC, recognized for 80 years through
out the South as the standard Malaria,
Chill and Fever Remedy and General
Strengthening Tonic. II is as strong as
the strongest bitter tonic, but you do not
taste the bitter because the ingredients
do not dissolve in the mouth but do dis
solve readily in the acids of the stomach.
Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean
il. Soc.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

II you eat something which disa-
grees with you, don't let it work Its
own way through. It's a slow pro-
cess and make you feel bad. Get
rid Of it quickly by taking a dose of
HERBINE. II drives out impuri-
ties in the stomach and bowels and
Won feel better Immediately. Price
soc. Sold by ST, Bernard Mining Co.
Drug Department.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

The liver loses it's activity at time 3
and needs help. HERBINE is an
effective liver stimulant. 1t also
purifies the bowels, strengthens di.
gestiOn aud restores strength. vigUr
aud cheerful spirit Price sos. Sold
by St Bernsrd Mining Co., IucOr-
nOrated, Dug Department
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Queer Matrimonial Mixup.

A man at Angouleme, France, who
divorced his wife and married again.
finding his second marriage no hap
pier, has fallen in love again with his
first wife and gone back to her. His
second wife has instituted divorce pro.
ceedings against him, naming the first
wife as correspondent.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

A chair of logging engineering" has
queer sound, but out in Washington
the lumbermen insist that they need
It in the state university in their bust
ness. There are possibly in some
eastern colleges professorships more
impressively titled that are not of as
much practical value.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

"My little son had q very severe
cola | was recommended to try
Chamberlain Cough Remedy, and
before a smF II bottle was flushed he
was as we'll as ever" writes Mrs. II.
Silks, 29 Bowling street, Sydney,
Australia. This remedv is for sale
by All Dealers.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
wlfe,s Ashes az an Ornament.

An ingenious method Of disposing OF
the ashes of a cremated body has to
be recorded. After a woman had been
cremated the husband took the ashes
20 a chemist for the purpose Of ex'
tracing the iron, which he is now
wearing set in his ring. as one would
wear q diamond. HI,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

Every family that hat children is
able to have Group; invariably at
night. II IA l. A RD'S HORE-
HOUND SYRUP IL kept Ia the
house, II saves going after the med
iciue at All incOnveniRut time aud
checks the attack promptly. Price
25c, soc and $l00 per bottle. Sold
by st. Bernard Mining Co., IncOr-
pOrated, Drug Department..
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
RrevltY in CORRESPONDENCE.

For brevity nothing can beat the
between Victor Hugo
and his publisher on the issue of Les
Miserables." Very busy but anxious
to know how the book was selling,
Hugo sent the publisher a card mark
ed simply a." The reply came back
"i /"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

DR.. Orison SWEET Marden, discussing
success in New York, said: Economy
is the road to financial success-and
most people in this impatient age try
to do the trip, in costly, high-speed
autos"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
RELIEVES PAIN AND HEALS
At The SAME TIME
The Wonderful. Old Reliable DR.. Porter's
Antiseptic Healing Oil An Antisep,ic
Surgical Dressing discovered by an
OldRR Surgeon. Prevents Blood
Poisoning.

Thousands of families know il already,
and a trial will convince you that DIR.
PORTER'S ANTISEPTIc HEALING
OIL is the most wonderful remedy ever
discovered for Wounds, Burns, Old Sores,
Ulcers, Carbuncles, GRADUATED Eye Lids,
Sore Throat, Skin or Scalp Diseases and
all wounds and external diseases whether
slight or serious. Continually people are
finding new uses for this famous old
remedy. Guaranteed by your Druggist
Wemean it. Csc, SOC, 800
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

Don't be surprised If you have an
attack of rheumatism this spring
Just rub the affected parts freely
with ChambeTlains LinIments aud
It will sOOn disappear. Sold by All
Dealers.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Pay Bio Price for Water.

Water is sold by the ton at Per
nambuco, Brazil 1t is piped from
springs eight miles out from the city,
and is furnished TO ships at eighty-one
cents a ton within the harbor.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
slmple Heedaehe RemedY.

A nervous headache may frequently
be cured by several slices of lemon In
a cup of strong tea and a bilious head
ache Is almost invariably put 10 rout
by a tablespoonful of lemon Juice in a
cup of black coffee.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Daily THOUGHT.

Be sure you give men the best of
your wares, though they be poor
enough: and the gods will help you
to lay by a better store for the fu-
ture-Henry D. Thoreau.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
To Put on Ruhbers.

Most mothers find it hard to put on
their childrens rubbers. If they
would use a shoe horn they would find
the task quite easy, and save many
bruised fingers and broken nails.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

Hare -1reecnes- u,p,e.

A "breeches" Bible. dated 1901, was
recently bequeathed by DIR. William
p. @. Black Of Dublin to his brother.
the Rev. Gibson J. II. NJ. Black. This
is the translation In which Adam and
Eve are described as making them
selves "breeches" OF figleaves. The
authorized version uses the word "ap-
rons."
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Man Who is Ruined.

The man who permits himself to
be ruined by prosperity probably
would have been ruined by something
else If prosperity had not come along
first,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Names and Faces.

She-"It seems strange that you did
not remember my face and yet you re-
member my name" He (awkwardly)
well, you know, you have an at
tractive sort of name"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

one way 10 Il, lieye habitusl constipation is TO
Jake regularly mild laxative, Doan's Refulets
are recommended for tbs purpose. asc toI a
an drug stores.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Cures Old Sores. Other Remedies Won't Cure.

The worst cases, no matter OF how long standing,
are cured by the wonderful, old reliable DR..
Porters Antiseptie Healing Oil. II relieves
Pain ard Heals at the same time. 25c. SOC, 81 90
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
INTERURBAN TRAINS.
NORTu ROuNn.
M. II. g. E. TIME CARD.

NJ. II. q f. time card went into
effect Sunday, Jan. 8, 1913.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
L. g. N. TIME CARD.

Time OF arrival of trains psssin
through and departure OF train
originating at Darlington.
Effective Sunday, Jan. 5, 1918,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

For earsehe toothache, pains. burns, seaIds.
sore threat try DR.. Thomas Eclectic Oil, a
splendid remedy Tor emergencies.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

Not Even Skin Deep.
Silly women complain that they are
not understood. Woe would be theirs
If they were.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
Comfort Your Stomach
We pay for this treatment II it
fails to promptly relieve Indigss-
ton and Dyspepsia.

tion and Dyspepsia.
Rexal Dyspepsia Tablets remedy
stomach troubles because they con-
tain the proper proportion OF Pepsin
and Bismuth and the necessary car
minatives that help nature 10 suppl
the elements the absence Of which
In the gastric juices causes indiges-
ton and dyspepsia. They aid the
stomach to digest food and 10 quickly
convert II into rich red blood and
material necessary for overcoming
natural body waste.
Garry a package Of Rexall Dys-
pepsia Tablets 10 your vest pocket,
or keep thea in your room. Take
one after each heavy meal and prove
our assertion that they will keep indi-
gestion from botherinR you.
We know what Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets are aai what they will do.
We guarantee them 70 relieve indi-
gostiOn and dyspepsia, or 10 refund
your money, II they fail 10 DO 80.
Dpru't il stand 10 reason n a. wo
'gldU't q s,liulr Til money RE. ,~.-a
"" uut 'Ttdin ',egall Dyspepsia
Tu" 4. IS satisfy ypg' Thre" sizes
- rvJls. 30 'sdt., ..l slQJ.
Yor can h"v Roxnll dyspepsia Tablets
10 'a'' c'""o '"itv ""'' AZ our ,'ore
e. ..'or@ @lc.. &C., a,D. ,o,-,,
Drug Dept.
'ar''n"'"o ~ al r',r, KenurN
'r' ~ r..-. a.. rs"a, ever, r..v'
~. 81. .H ...4 s.at.. Ca...
vr. lrtqiu 'rers H. y dilerant bsr
h...',N '"'E tT'-y ariipgr tun-- .f
O. 20 ... ies!garJ tor lag S..rt......i l..
to- ''cf 70 IS 20 'oppoi ded.
''''' "e>-''' SeSTss are AInsTteA's GEsAtast
DHaS Sl0ros
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04

There Only BRoMo QUNE" QUIIE
Look for signature of w GROVE
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-04
No. ll2 leaves. .....5:i5 a. N.
No. ll3 arrives. 3 80 p. m.
/. C. r. r. TIME CARD.

Time OF departure of Illinois Gem
trail trains from Nortonville, XIV.
NORTH ROUND
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-22
HOW PEGOUD GOT HIS
IDEA OF RIDING UPSIDE DOWN

PARIS, oct. 22.-It has just leak
ed out here how Aviator Pegoud got
his idea for flying upside down in a
monoplane.
Pegoud flying a Bleriot machine
had volunteered to test a parachute
designed for aviotors by NJ. Bonnet
He was to arise TO a certain height
then abandon his aeroplane and come
to earth with the parachute. He ac-
complished the feat all right, but
while en- route to the ground he calm
~ observed the behavior of the pI,5.-
less monoplane. 1t at first rose in a
steep angle then plunged head-first
toward the earth. Then IL turned
completely over. head on, and sailed
along upside down quite serenely.
Then II made another vertical curve,
righting itself automatically and, but
for hay stack against which 1t col
lided. il would have landed as gent
Is as though obeying the commands
of a skilled pilot.
"If an aeroplane can do that alone
Pegoud said to himself lit can GER
tainly do it with me flying It," Three
days later he ''looped- at
Juvisy and startled the world by
flying upside down for half mile. He
now proposes to carry out a series
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-22
KILL CATARRH GERM
USE BOOTHS HYOMEI

Try the sure and most effective
way to reach the raw, tender inflam-
ed mucous membrane infested with
catarrh gcrms-breathe Hyomei. All
druggists sell It.
You cannot reach the hooks and
orevices Of the breathing organs with
liquid preparations; there is only one
way-breathe few times daily the
germ destroying air of Booths Hy-
cmei. 1t acts directly on the inflam-
ed membranes and destroys the ca
tarrhal germs.
If you suffer from offensive breath,
raising of mucous, frequent sneezing,
husky voice. discharge from the nose,
Groupings i'm the throat, spasmodic
coughing, or any other symptoms of
catarrh. use Hyomei at once. 1t will
destroy the disease germs in the nose.
throat and lungs. and give quick and
permanent relief. or money refunded
by Tallman e. Co.
The complete outfit including pock-
ct inhaler and bottle of liquid costs
81 90. extra bottles of liquid If later
needed. 50 cents.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-22
PLAID COAT SUIT FOR FIRST.
CRISP DAYS.

One of the new shadow plalds which
the shops are showing is just the ma
terial for making this up-to-d date coat
suit. one of these in green. blue and
black would be ideai. I'ne coat OF
this suit closes in surplice style and
has medium length tunic quite full
and sloping to point at the back
Little black silk tassels trim this and
the coat The vest should be white
and of mannish maJerIar and closed
with two buttons OF the plaid. The
skirt is severely plain in cut and un-
trimmed
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-22

Iowa Lake Amusement Co. resp, A..
w. Schaupp. j. +. Rusk. attorneys, vs..
Joseph l.. Hamilton, applt.. Daniel
Boyd, attorney.
From Wallowa county-Christine
Miller. applt, O. NJ. Corkins. chea-
han q Cooley. attorneys, W. NJ T..
Miller. resp. Chas. Thomas. attorney.
From Union county-w. II. stsnch-
field. Whse Co, applt. q. NJ Cor
kins, Sheahan & Cooley. attorneys. W.
Central Railroad OF oregon. resp.
Crawford & Eakin. l.. u, Terran, at
torneys.
From Grant county-w. s. Fields
ct al, applts. +. +. Hicks. j. T..
Marks. attorneys. W.. r. J. Crowley.
ct al. resps.. Geo H. Cattanach. at
torney.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-22
TEACHER CHIPPER AT 80.

BALTIMORE, Oce. 22.-Dr. Basi
l.. Gildersleeve, professor of Greek al
Johns Hopkins University, will cele-
brate his SGD birthday.
Don't say anything about it ex-
cept that I am still alive and as busy
as ever" he said; "and come to sec
me when | am 100 and I'll talk to you
about retiring-maybe"
DR. Gildersleeve still holds the DO
sition of editor OF the American
Journal of Philosophy
hope" he said. I may continue
to hold it as long as live. My work
Is all planned out for at least so
years ahead"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-10-22
PUPHLEss, SCHOOL KEEPS.
Entire Enrolment. TWO In Ali. Down
With Measles

WALLA WALLA. WASH. oct. "a
The teacher with the biggest snap
in the county is Francis Wier in Dis
trict so. at the extreme top of the
county" said County Superintendent
Johnson "Wier started with four
pupils then two moved away and now
the other two have the measles and
cannot attend
'Wier opens the schoolhouse regu-
larly and closes it at the usual time
as though the seats were filled. His
pay goes on just the same.