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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
COMlTTEE is FRAMING
CURRENCY AMENDMENTS

Washington, d. c., Oct. 2S.-Actua'
work on framing amendments to the
administration currency bill was be.
gun today in the senate banking com
mittee.
The committee confined itself to de-
Gliding whether single central bank
or regional reserve bank system,
should be the basis of the bill.
Attention was centered on Senators
O'Gorman Reed and Hitchcock, who
throughout the hearings had opposed
the administration plan. Administra-
tion supporters thought opposition to
the central bank plan would return
Senators Reed and OGorman to the
Glass bill
Without Senator Hitchcock's vote,
however, the committee would be tied
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
COULD cHRISTIANlZE
TURKEY WITH A MILLION

Kansas City, Mo-, Oct 2S.-A Chris
tian Turkey for one million American
dollars that was the substance of an
address by Dr. Charles Tracy, presi-
dent of the Anatolyia college, Turkey,
before the American board of commits
sioners for foreign missions here to-
day. The board is holding it's ses-
sions in connection with the national
council of Congregations churches.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
BANKERS DISCUSS NEW
INCOME TAX LAW

Chicago, ILL.,, Oct 2S.-Discussion OF
the income tax law, which will be
come operative Friday and the effect
of the proposed currency legislation
and the tariff measure recently enact
ed was begun here today by bankers
and bond dealers from every section
of the United States at the opening
session of the annual convention of
the Investment Bankers Association
of America .se.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
PRISONER CoNFEsSES
TO DALLAS MURDER.

Louisville. KY. Oct 2S.-Superin.
.tendent Peyton of the Jeffersonville,
Ind, reformatory, gave out a state
ment here today that Meade Barr,
who was a prisoner, had confessed to
the murder of Florence Brown in a
Dallas, Texas. office building last
July
Major Peyton said the officials were
not satisfied as to his mental respon-
sibility
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
House.,

MtI at HOUH.
Representative Hobson proposed
constitutional amendment to prohibit
the manufacture and sale of alcohol
in the United States.
Representative Gillet proposed a
constitutional amendment to prohibit
pclygamy.
Adjourned at 12:40 p. m. without
quorum to noon Wednesday,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
SCORES INJURED WHEN
GRAND STAND COLLAPSES

Denver. Oct. 2S.-A special to the
Daily News from Tulsa, Okla, states
that scores of spectators were injured
today when section of the grand
stand occupied by 600 persons collaps.
ed. The attraction was the Sox.
Giants baseball game.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
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Has Pliny Earle Goddard, noted an
thropologist of the American Museum
| of Natural History. New York, evel
heard of Mr.. Edgar Lee Hewett, some
times reported as world famed archa
eologist and listed in Who's Who il
America (1912-1913) as author Of
numerous papers on American Arch
aelogy Anthropology, Sociology ant
Education?
Can it be possible that DR.. Hewet1
is really small shakes as an archaeo
Ilcgist, as the Estancia Herald recently
remarked?
Is 1t perhaps mistake to have Hew
lett chasing around the Southwest as a
GREAT scientist and head of the
School of American Archaeology al
Santa Fe?
In reply to telegram sent Profes.
sor Goddard by the New Mexican ask.
ing him what he thinks of Hewett as
scientist, the following message has
been received:
Postal TeIegraph-Commercial Cables.
New York City, n. Y.
Oct. 27. 1913.
Editor New Mexican:
HEWETT HAS PUBLISHED TOO
LITTLE TO FURNISH BASIS FOR
AS TO HIS SCIENTIFIC
ABILITY OR HIS WORTH AS AID
MINISTRATOR. YOUR OWN CITI
ZENS ARE BETTER JUDGES.
DOCTOR HERBERT J. SPINDEN
AS FOLLOWS; "HEW-
EFT HAS DONE LITTLE REAL
SCIENTIFIC WORK. HE IS A PUB
LICIST AND PROMOTER WHO
REALIZES ON THE EFFORTS OF
THE MEN UNDER HIM. HE DE
SERVES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF
OBLTQUE CREDIT, HOWEVER, FOR
THE WORK OF MORLEY AND HAR.
(Signed) P. z. GODDARD.
1t would seem from the above that
Professor Goddard at the great Alneri-
can Museum of Natural History,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
DO CHARGES AGAINST
TAMMANY WARRANT ACTIONS?

New York, Oct. 2S.-Whether John
A. Hennesy's charges against Tam
many warrant an investigation was
the question before the district at
torneys today. Hennessy was asked
to confer with one of District Attor-
ney Whitman's assistants, in response
to subpoena and it was suggested
that John Doe proceedings might re-
s,ilt
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
HAS GODDARD
EVER HEARD
OF HEWETT?
NOTED AN1HROpOLOGIsT ASKS DR..
SPlNDEN FOR INFORMATION AND
GETS THIS: "hEWETr HAS DONE
LITTLE REAL SCIENTIFIC WORK.
HE'S PUBLICIST AND PROMOTER
.B0AS TELLS HOW THE
INSTITUTE WAS RUN
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y HEWETT AS SCIENTIST. y
\ "Hewett has published too lit =
y tie to furnish basis for judgment y
y as to his scientific ability or his o
y worth as an administrator" y
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= ''Hewett has done little real y
y scientific work. He is a publicist y
y and promoter who realizes on the y
y efforts of men under him 81 *" y
= JOSEPH SPINDEN. \
y "Mr. Hewett has never succeed =
y ed in convincing me that he has y
= knowledge of the objects of ar y
y Genealogical, and, in general, an y
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: FRANZ BOAS. y
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
THE DAY IN CONGRESS
Senate.

Not in session; meets Thursday
Banking committee continued work
Oh currency reform in executive ses-
sion.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28

Continued on Page Four.)
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1913-10-28
HEARS he is TO Be SHOT, AND WITH TWO COMPANIONS flEEs TO
The AMERICAN CONSULATE and THENCE ON BOARD the WHEELING
==STATE DEPARTMENT SANCTIONS HARBORING DIAz=TM TWO
MADEROS ARRIVE At VERA CRUZ AND ARE IMMEDIATELY PUT IN
SAN JUAN PRISON.
MONTEREY IS NOW REPORTED AS
Being FREE FROM REBEL TROOPS

that he desired TO live aboard a for.
eign warship.'
The evening world., 1913-12-10
PAID s1,0OOA YEAR
TO EAST SIDE GANG
. Of HORSE PRISONERS
Max Swersky, Who Is Him
self Accused, Takes Stand
in Own Behalf.

Max Swersky. who. with David Kali
hofer his partner in the Columbia o. X.
Ice Cream Company. has been on trial
Tor more than week before Justice
Davis in the Criminal Branch Of the
supreme Court. charged with having
engineered the poisoning OF the horses
OF aie ROYAL Ice Crea m Company Of
Brooklyn. through Niger" Friedman
and Thomas o Brien-both now serving
terms OF thirty-one years IN Auburn
prison took the stand to-day In his
own behalf
Swerskey was questioned by his coun-
sci, Aoraham Levy. lie entered the ice
cream business fifteen years ago and
IL now one OF the large stockholders OF
the Columbia o. n. Company. Ills first
experience with the gang Of prisoners
who had been collecting money from
east side horse owners through threats
was in 1909. when three OF his horses
diel within two days. He told the
Court that after the third horse had
del he was visited bv man named
Hartman. who promised TO TX the mat.
tar up and stop the poisonings for 500
A compromise on 5000 was finally
reached and he was told to put tina,
amount into his pocket and give II to q
man who would ask for II the next
day. He paid II over to John L..
described as leader Of an east side
garg, and had no more trouble unit
1910 In that year the Ice cream manu-
facturers formed an association and
by agreement paid $1,000 to John L..
which was to protest all members from
the prisoners. He said that In 1911 tn,
ante WAS raise3 TO Si.250 because tho
/. association had acquired \ now MEM
The evening world., 1913-12-10
NO RITUAL MURDER APPEAL.

Time Limit Expires for Any New
Move by Prosecution.
KLEV. Russia. Dec. Io.--The time
limit expired to-day for an appeal
AGAINST tho verdict o. acqulttal in the
The evening world., 1913-12-10

The E:scalators

are the most convenient means
Of reaching the upper nocrs'
ALWAYS IN MOTivN'
Never crowded. swift. sure
and safe. a.
centre OF the Broadway front
The evening world., 1913-12-10
Mays Will NOT Be
Open Evenings

during the pre-lIoliday season.
The store opens promptly at
$50 \. NJ. and closes at 500
T.. M-this for the twelfth
successive var.
The evening world., 1913-12-10

you'll get lot of pleasure out Of it yourself.
NOW is the time to buy the Toys the
children are to have for Christmas. Don't
postpone it another day. Best assert ments
now. Lowest prices. Delivery at once or
later. as you prefer. Greater satisfaction
making selections now than later in the
inevitable crush. y,,.s ,,..,.
The evening world., 1913-12-10
Chinese Silk
Embroidered Sha.ck 81 Q6

White, pink and blue ShaWls,
rich with Oriental hand-em-
broidery and with silk fringe.
Finer qualities up to Sll.7l.
Shetland Shswls in white. gray
and black. Sc to $l.ss.
Thread Lace Shavls white. blue
and black. 2se TO $l.<9.
Thisd sloov. BroadSay.
The evening world., 1913-12-10

The mpanyine picture is from lie.
sketched by Macy artist few days age.
Santa Claus was caught the act Of pro m.
isins a wee mite Of two years that she could
have the Doll she he'd seen near his house
il she was good girl. The sturdy little
chap with hands folded behind his bacE was in
the act of acknowledging theeror Of his doubt
that there was real live Santa Claus" for
here he actually sawhm ir flesh and blood,
Bring the children 10 greet Santa Claus
to. morrow. It's huge fun for them, and
The evening world., 1913-12-10

Hand-knlt by peasant women.
and very light, warm and soft:
these Orenburg Shawl, are in
white. brown and IN white with
fancy borders.
Finer qualities up to $s.7l.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
Methodist Minister Recommends
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.

Rev. James A. Lewis, Milaca,
MINI, writes: "Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy has been a needed and
welcome guest in our home for
number of years. I highly recon-
mend it to my fellows as being
medicine worthy of trial-in cases of
colds, coughs and Group" Give
'Chambeflain's Cough Remedy a trial
and we are confident you will find
it very effectual and continue to use
It as occasion requires for years to
come, as many others have done. For
sale by Barker,s Drug Store.-Adv-
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
Henry. Wills Chapel.

The Most Honorable Order Of the
Bath has ceased to be the Cinderella
among the orders of knighthood. With
the restoration of high ceremonial In
Henry Wis chapel the ignominy Of
the past, ends. Although mo- longer
the wonder of the world" that Le-
land saw (for so-called architects Of
the last century restored it out of all
recognition) the roof still remains a
thing of beauty. 1t has been suggest
ed that the chapel stands on the site
of a garden owned by Chaucer. Hen
ry, who built it, lavished money upon
this successors evidently thought
too much, for they utterly neglected
it. When George I. reorganized the
order by introducing fresh blood,
more honorable canopies were need
ed; they were. provided by dishonor.
ably slicing the old ones into two.-
London Chronicle.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
ELYS CREAM BALM OPENS CloCCED -
NOSTR|LS AND HEAD---CATARRh GOES

balm dissolves by the heat of the nos
trils; penetrates and heals the in
famed, swollen membrane which line
the nose, head and throat; clears the
air passages; stops nasty discharges
and a feeling of cleansing, soothing
relief comes Immediately. =
Don't lay awake tonight struggling
for breath, with: head stuffed: nos
trils closed, hawking and blowing.
Catarrh or cold. with It's running
nose, foul mucous dropping into the
throat, and raw dryness is distressing
but truely needless. -. .....-
Put your faith-just fonee-in
"Ely's Cream Balm" and your. cold or
catarrh will surely disappear.-Adv.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01


There is more Catarrh in this section
of the country than all other diseases
put together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incnrabie. For
it local disease and prescribed local
remedies, and by. constantly falling to
it incurable. Science has proven Ca
tarrh to be constitutional disease and
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure manufacture
ed by +. J.. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio,
is the only Constitutional cure on the
market. 1t is taken internally in doses
from ten drops to a teaspoonful. 1t
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case it fails to
ials. 80. 49,. -
Address: F. J. CHENEY &. CO., To-
ledo, o. ..-.
Sold by Druggists, Use. .-.. s.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
Instantly Clears Air Passages; You
Breathe Freely, Nasty Discharge
Stops, Head Colds and Dull Head
ache Vanish,

Get small bottle anyway, just to
try it-Apply little in the nostrils
and instantly your clogged nose and
sopped-up air passages of the head
will open; you will breathe freely;
dizziness and headache disappear. BY
morning! the catarrh, :scold-in-head
or catarrhal sore throat will be gone.
End such misery now! Get the
small bottle of "Ely's Cream Balm" at
any drug store. This sweet, fragrant
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
/ 0L6 RI0Us P0NlP Of war


eilk and aatin, fur and vsfyst haa
gfven aW1y % shimnlering install. 10
plumed helmet and the polt Of bear
and Wslf; instsad of the warm glow
q psocious stones. flashed the cold,
gl1nt q naked steel, n place Of OF.
tan. cloak and loose trousers, one saw
brsastplats. loin guard and pelisse.
And here WIRE faces cur1ously still,
undsr the curved eal>pieoes, and here
wsre bodies sheited n plunags and
che skins o6 Wild beasts.
Yet this was not enough. For TO
the roll Of kettle drums, the swirl Of
MISS behind quartian. dragoon and
fettsr came the hussar, mounted and
1snnoned lance ct rest. These men
ssat their hsayy horses. their lances
NADIA forsst and from their shout
tdsrs rose tho famous wings" sum
silently splendid In themselves, they.
Nd added this last touch Of splendor.
From sthsir shoulders. % In the re-.
.91sfs of ancient Egypt rose great
wfnssths rustiing Of them filed the
atheater. Might and terror were in
soazuate n these warriors. What foe
could stand before the awful sibilance
Of their onrush. this apparition Of
spomethipg inconoeivably monstrous,
ut s4vAbly superhl =. I
War had hred this people % new
appropriations that ended In q gran.
deur reaching to the epic, the sub
lime. Tho other nations had but
dreamed OF war gods buoyed on the
spread Of carved and painted wings:
the Pole dared to attempt them In his
Tine Of battle. to emhody them. to be
them. II. ?. T.
Over this army hoated Poland eagle
White upon its blood-red ground. A
bishop raised the sacred relics and the
cross and gave his blessing. Plainly.
:, without music. the front ranks kneel.
Ing. the mounted men behind, rose a
solemn chant Of male voices. It was
the hymn made for Sobieski's legions
whenSth they marched out to Vienna
Albert Nnrose, In Scribner's Maga
zine.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
Wife sues "Meane.t Man."

Members Of the county. clerks stan
ut Cleveland think they have. discov-
cred the latest "Iheanest man." In
her divorce petition Mrs. Sophie Gug-
liotta, Lorain avenue, charges her
husband. Frank, with cruelty. A few
months ago, she claims, he hit her 80
hard that she lay on the floor uncon.
scious for three hours, coming to only
to find him standing on her and In
dignant because she was not dead---
PtttsburR Dispatoh.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
-. - - = 80, 49, 7 - = ? -
Turn to Motor Vehicles.

= The advent Of motor vehicles in
Madras Is Of : comparatively recent
date. but within a very brief interval
they have to a great extent supplant-
ed carriages drawn by horses, which
formerly constituted the chief fneans
OF transportation among the European
contingent. =
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
PAID ADVERTISEMENT.
For This Series, $40.

For This Series, $lO. "
thereby announce that am a can-
dilate for Judge of the Municipal
Court of this City,, which Office is to
be filled at the coming city election,
and 1 respectfully solicit the support
of the ~itizens of Bemidji.
HERBERT J. LOUD.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
PAID ADVERTISEMENT.

For This Series, $1,000
hereby announce that / am a
candidate for the Office of judge OF
the municipal court of the city Of
Bemidji, at the coming city election
to be held on the 18th day Of Feb
ruary, 1913.
I respectfully solicit the support
of the voters of Bemidji.
JOHN F. GIBBONS.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
PAID ADVERTISEMENT.
For This Series, $1,000

i hereby announce that ! am q
candidate for the Office OF Judge Of
the municipal court of the city Of
BemidJi, at the coming city election
to be held in and for said city on the
18th day OF February. 1919.
/ respectfully solicit the support
of the people of Bemidji.
-. " JOHN L. BROWN. "
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
Don't You Believe It,

Some say that chronic constipation
cannot be cured Don't you believe
it. Chamberlain's Tablets have
cured others-why not you? Give
them a trial They cost only a quar-
ter. For sale by Barker's Drug Store.
ADV
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
s--1. - NJ &s- .-.-,.
IA 0iAf An RaahhAnn

To Put on Rubbers.
=. Most mothers ind it hard to put on
their children's rubbers. II they
would use a-shoe horn they would find
the task quite easy, and save many
bruised fingers and broken nails.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
Wow! Ouch!

The following clipping is taken
from the Cass Lake Times. Mrs. Ives
Is evidently "on the job, in the cold
weather as well as when it is fair.
WHAT DID YOU DO IN 1912?
Did you make the world any bet
ter in the year 1s12-Adam Bede in
Bede's Budget.
No, did you?
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
Free Band Concerts.

Free Band Concerts.
The Minneapolis park board has
been operating the refectories in the
Minneapolis parks for several sea-
sons. The report for last season
shows that after paying all expenses
and paying some $40 900 for series
Of free band concerts, the board had
over $4,000 in the treasury at the
end OF the year. Such Is the profit on
peanuts. popcorn, ice cream and 9TH
or corrections.
The Minneapolis park band con-
certs are known the world over for
the pleasure with which they are re-
ceived. The board hires the best
band on the market and then adds
to the band different <soloists at diff
fe-ent times so that the public gets
something new at each concert. The
band and soloists are taken from one
park to another usually ending the
week with a Sunday concert at Lake
Harriet. These concerts are attended
by thousands annually.
st. Paul operates on the opposite
plan. Instead of running the park
refectorles itself, 1t leases them to
certain individuals for considera-
ton. This premium is so small that
every year the st. Paul city council
has to take money from the city
treasury or raise it by donations with
which to pay for the St. Paul band
concerts.
Bemidji can learn lesson from
the experiences of these two cities.
BemidJi has one Of the best bands in
the north country but 1t is a contin-
ual drain Of 81 a month or so on the
business men who support it. Most
OF the concerts are played on the
city dock. Why cannot the city
build a small refectory on the south
side Of the dock, with small
waterway where boats can come up
while the occupants buy.
Should the council deem it unwise
tor the city to build and operate
such a stand as a municipal enter
prise. it is quite within reason to be-
lieve that private capital would I'M
dertake the proposition. In fact, the
editor has reason to believe that two
Bemidji men are ready to build a
pavilion on the lake shore provided
they can get a concession from the
city. The license money they should
pay for such a concession should be
enough to finance the band.
These men are seriously consider
ing pavilion which will be built on
piling over the lake. The tentative
plans show ground floor which
consists OF a narrow walk enclosing
an open pool on three sides. In the
summer this would park boats and in
the winter would be used for skat-
ing rink. The second story shows
rooms for the vending OF CONNECTIONS,
a dancing pavilion and a balcony on
which there will be benches but
which can be used by the band when
playing concerts. If such a pavilion
could be built somewhere near the
foot Of Firth street. bath house
feature could be easily added. II
Bemidji has two problems to face.
One Is the constant financing of the
band and tho other Is the making Of
the city more attractive for summer
visitors: A pavilion In which they
can dance. beach on which they
can battle, bath houses within easy
reach of the hotels, and band con-
certs twice week will 60 q long way
influencing travellers to come
here duringsthe hot months and at
the Same Will solve the band
finance tuestion.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-02-01
Cantain,a Volca.

He-"Ah. darling, may / be your
captain and guide your bark down ths
sea of 2life?" The Widow-"No; but
You can. be my second mate."-Life.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-24
Remedy.

This latest controversy has
brought me altogether too much
publicity, "eonfided the polite
ian. "What would you advise
as a means Of avoiding the
spotlightl"
"Get married to some woman
of social prominence and by the
time people have left off discuss
ing the bride this other incident
will be forgotten"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-24
Mufled Knocks.

I value your opinion so high
ly, old chap, that I'm going to
ask you not to waste so much
of it on me. Wait till ! ask you
for it"
Eyes, you've told me the story
"a dozen times, Fledger, but go
ahead; there's a sympathetic
quality in your voice that like. .
"Going to leave us, are you,
Muffkinsl Well, you'll lie glad
to know that your dropping out
won't hurt our business a bit. 7"
II wish Eeould afford to buy
as good cigars as you can, old
scout; I'd buy a rather better
quality than you do. :"
Gregory, you bad boy, I've
told you a dozen times not to
watch your Uncle Cyrus when
he pours his coffee out into his
sauce,w
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-24


The woman who can manage
a husband can usually manage
pretty well without one
The man who knows how,
and knows how to show others
how, is The man whose services
are in demand.
There is no fool like the fool
who tries to fool himself.
Anyhow an egotist uses his
Is as much as his tongue. n
Sometimes a woman looks the
worst way for a man.
An angel of a wife is one who.
sees to the worldly comforts of
her spouse.
If Japan really wants to show
her friendliness towards the
United States, she might offer
to take the Philippines over
without a bonus.
Anthony Comstock claims
that Adam hid benin. the skirts
of Eve. No wonder he was
found out so easily.
A Chicago man killed his
wife's 1880 dog because it was
alternating her affections. 6he
pupil
You don t see the newspaper
boys kicking on the income tax.
1t is human nature not to kick
about something that only hurts
the other fellow.
The earnings of the Bell tele-
phone system increased about
three million last year. Talk
isn't so awful cheap.
A pullman train was recently
held upin the west, but the
porter locked himself out of
sight and the bandits got moth
ling.