The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-11-25
But she got his every nickle.
Now he wonders where he are.

Rhyming Dictionary evolved the following:
Blu she got his every
Even the first flush of effort
something about this that did not agree with what Edgar Allan Poe
things discovered every
gaper ftGe broker S or oer Guhpy G creature %ho %
about it. don't know why they should eOnso such crimes
committee says in tropics
They write poems about They start with
Tne Rs ~ f% couple woF Es o
o" ana of e e ge & o and hG% Gy P" ?" d
it Diamond Head Diamond Head and Waikiki Beach always
hear anything poetry about Nawiwi I@upahoeho the
those with which tourists approach and of them is getting
that did but couldn't that especially the
And what those publishers Somebody
viii write something like this: 81,
The festive skipped a'ong .tl..e rl...
Singing his ukulele
Then undeines poor pub
Usher is bfaoed into believing that he has got hold
Y9 hear Of going Northern California
something in the tempSrate Zone
Personally saw anything to spoophize !" the trope and
nave oi LIVED in then and the @ for number of years
the real estate agents in Hawaii and the Philippine
If the fair here
ont something really truly to life with all the
Lii Arthur Had graft IS, .,t.a.-
From ne Sa 1TSS' i the G Enes s %So
Went to and 4s
There is something Kpngesque about the rreevaney this
But believe have handy person bcs
fair cline by hyming Waikiki with papaia
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The Last Day on Earth.
IF you day to live what would you doq''
Suppose this query be of
known citizens of Honolulu what diversity among
the eple What illustration would have great
ference of opinion that subject
would certainly reveal the nmost thoughts speakers
would reply because they would nothing
all would be interesting
81 would have big uau, plenty pig
poi, would probably be the ready reply Hzzoner
the mayor of Honolulu
81 would do campaign
bertrand Damn would certainly
Captain Berger would surely think and his reply
be something like already write one
band program
"If had day live move to defer it so
could get in banana claims would be Banana
Kalakeas replication On this there absolutely
doubt
W. would CO. After
going such profane things do not exist
~ would make last attempt find what of
the attorney general and he would spend very
A S, ns S G So% o" any question at all seek GsT
c o Iy d sd o %t before leaving he would
& 'oneor aer naa returned to Hawaii before bis last day on
think about time that my should provided'
Of how of's" m Pt bad been violated and then Just before pass
answer
s9awaM Ewge would hang eroG"d ard at the he
inpy he would buy il himset
would likely
day Of Judgment would be- postponed could
point stick would take last look
! wouldn't bee able 90 water u H."
lf last day earth happened AboT Day would be-
hniiul nnd would deliver speech 10 The school children the
ncer o kah by former boards Of supeo would be super
Krnr fhrlrr0'H positive
~ ToNfe would lkey elyi iromo 10 Knimuk
take look around. before leaving for Paradise
lo0h nt ~ epihiy pfoio'yps"
q" Nauh Ahe mi band he lasi day ana endeaio
a. hpHfe Nni HhH the nuprt 40 Win a ae money
70 'l" t'es would ls hogsle.' ou bot soa1 certainly
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