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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17
APPROVE BOND ISSUE.
Missouri Commission Approves Issue
by Rock Island Company.

Jefferson City Mo. June lit is
announced that the Missouri utilities
commission has approved the issue OF
Rock Island $4,41O,OOO gold notes at
five per cent for the purchase Of
equipment.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17

Each age of our lives has it's joys
Old people should be happy, and they
will be if Chamberlain's Tablets are
taken to strengthen the digestion
and keep the bowels regular. These
tablets are mild and gentle in their
action and especially suitable for
people of middle age and older For
sale by all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17
Tho Voice a Pearl.

Elihu Burritt says of the voice:
watch it day by day as a pearl OF
great price, for it will be worth more
to you in the days to come than the
best pearl hid in the sea. A kind
voice in joy, like lark's song, to
hearth at home. Train it to sweet
zones now and 1t will keep in tune
through life"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17
FOR HOUSE REDUCTION.
Kansas Congressman Would Reduce
Number of Representatives.

Washington, D. c., June 17.-Repre-
sentative Campbell of Kansas has in
troduced a bill to reduce the number
of members of the house of repre-
sentatiyes after March 8, 1917, to 2S3.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17
More Wilson Appolntments

Washington, d. c., June 17.-Pres-
ident Wilson today made the follow
ing nominations:
To be ambassador to Italy, Thomas
Nelson Page.
Minister to Switzerland, Pleasant A.
Stovall.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17
INVESTIGATE OIL PRICES.
Senator Owen Would Have Oklahoma
Oil Prices Investigated.

Washington, D. c., June 17.-tAn
investigation by the secretary of COM
merce of whether the prices Of oil
in Oklahoma is being artificially fix
ed and by whom, is provided in res.
olution by Senator Owen.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17
Notice.

The State Board of Veterinary Med
ical Examiners meets at Kingkade
Hotel, Oklahoma City, June 80 to
July for registration and examina-
ton. DR.. Geo. Pugh, Secy., Lawton,
Okla. 15-6t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17
MANY DIE OF CHOLERA.
Hundreds of Cases in Bulgarian Army
and Many of Them Fatal.

Salonika, June .17.-Cholera is max
ing alarming progress among the Bull
garian troops in Macedonia, where
there are hundreds of cases, many of
them fatal.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17
ACCEPTANCE G, BULGARIA.
Proposals Made by Servia and Greece
Accepted by Bulgarians.

Vienna, June 17,-Bulgaria has ac-
ceded in the rehabilitation proposals
made by Servia and Greece, accord
ing to the Neue Freie Presse.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17

Berlin, June 17.-Andrew Carnegie
was received in private audience by
the Kaiser They discussed peace.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17

Budapest, June 17.-Mrs. Carrie
Chapman Gait, Mrs. Charlotte Perkins
Gilman and Rev. Anna Howard Shaw
spoke at a great. public gathering Of
the International Woman Suffrage AS
sociation. They made splendid i'm
preston.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17

Six Of the best union BARRIERS and
you are always next at Tor Rob
er,s' shop
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17

Montreal, June 17.-Dean Walter
Williams of the Missouri School Jf
Journalism sailed for Europe today
to make a study Of foreign journal
ism.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17
WEATHER FORECAST.

New Orleans, La, June IL
The weather forecast for Ok
lahoma for tonight and We'd
nesday is generally fair.
{. {. % 81 Z: u 9: 8; /. .: {. 9:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17

Boston, June 17.-Archdeacon Sam
uel G. Babcock was consecrated as
suffragan bishop of Boston today, a
half dozen bishops participating cere-
mony.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-06-17

New York, June 17.-Public hearing
was given shippers and carriers by a
committee representing the railroads
east of Chicago, in an effort to adopt
a uniform classification Of freight.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07

tached to such an undertaking. The
amount was not decided on at this
meeting and will come up later, but
IL Is certain to be as small as can be.
The following committees were then
appointed:
Contract of Lease. B. Campbell.
Grounds and Buildings. A. Daffin,
NJ. r. Burton, w. H. Milton.
Advertising-J. B. Campbell, M. r.
Burton, Jno. Milton, Jr.
Premium List-M. Guyton. Geo. Far
ley. Jno. VI. Dillon.
Attraction CommiStee-J. d. Smith,
Jno Milton, Jr, M. R. Burton.
Rates.. B. Campbell, w. II. Mil
ton, NJ r. Burton.
] NJ. Dillon was placed in charge Of
tie subscription list with fully author
ity to act in whatever way in his best
judgment he could most successfully
dispose of the stock
The next meeting will be held one
day next week on a call from the pres
id mt, but in the meantime, the various
committees will get together and start
their work and meetings will continue
to be held often so they can report on
their success and cooperate morS
closely with each other. There was no
decision as to the nature of the out
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07
COUNTY FAIR
At MARIANNE
ON NOV. 4 TO 8
DIRECTORS OF JACKSON COUNTY
FAIR ASSOCIATION MEET, Sc
LEcT DATE AND LEASE A SITE.

The Mariana Times-Courier OF this
week contains the following:
Pursuant to a call published last
week in the Tirnes-Courier, there was
a meeting of the officers and directors
of the West Florida Bar Association
held in the court house at 500 O'Clock
yesterday "wednesday afternoon. with
all present except the secretary. The
meeting was called to order by Presi-
dent Smith, and on account of the alb
sence Of Secretary Burton, ]. B. Camp
bell was appointed secretary pro tenn.
There was much of Importance to be
transacted so they got down TO bust
ness at once, and after hearing a prop
osition from Jno. Milton. Jr., on leasing
a site for the next fair II was decided
to accept the place offered. lying on
Main street east of the court house.
There are several acres in this tract
ard it Is the largest place very acces-
sibIe to both vehicles and pedestrians.
The next important matter was de-
Gliding the date. After some discus
sion IT was decided to begin on Tues
day, Nov. 4th and continue through
Saturday. Nov. Sth. Another detail
which came up for a decision was that
oe charging an admission to the fair
grounds, and 1t was agreed that it
would be necessary to do this in order
to defray the expenses naturally at
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07

side attractions to be secured, that
matter being left entirely with che
committee, but 1t is a certainty that
the very best variety and something
that IS perfectly clean win be secured
and this matter will take some time,
but they will get busy at once so as TO
have the largest selection TO choose
from.
The advertising committee will also
begin their campaign OF publicity
some time before the date for the fair
in order not only to cover Jackson
county, but those adjacent who have
been invited to participate In the ex-
hibits, so that all who are interested
can now begin preparing for II IL the
intention to make this a much larger
one than that held last year, and the
previous one was ON such proportions
that IL was a big surprise TO even it's
Incst ardent promoters.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07

fifty followers were killed, Captain
Summers was seriously wounded, and
the command fell upon boy ieuten-
ant named Kingdom.
Captain Archer at Burao, heard OF
the ambush At the head OF twenty
men he forced his way to the rescue
and was successful In bringing the
remains of the camel corps, with twen-
ty-three wounded, back to the coast.
The corps lost in killed one British
officer and fifty natives wearing Brit
ish uniforms, and according to all ira
ditions this calls for punishment.
OF Britain's little wars" in many
parts of the globe none have been more
costly in lives and money. and none
more fruitless, than those enacted
against the dreary desert background
of Somaliland- A raid by the Muflah.
q punitive expedition, battle, the
Dervishes scattering, and then the
whole futile program over again This
was the cycle OF events for twenty
FIVE years after the British landed on
the coast. Finally the taxpayers and
the army became disguised with the
game, and the liberal party IN 1910
adopted .'the policy OF scuttle." as the
1L1pSf3411SIS DllteTfy GAllc0 Icy
withdrew the troops into tiny coast
garrisons and gave Moham1ned bin
AbduIlah to understand that It would
be hands on all around.
This latest episode, however, may
force a change OF policy. The only
reason Great Britain holds Somaliland
is because 1t could be used as base
for possible operations against the
British coaling station at Alden. across
the Red sea- Possession in this case
means protection. and the reason for
strategic protection cannot be ignored.
No Corn Surplus.
1t would seem. from present indica-
tons. THAT the farmers of the south
west who have raised too much kaff1r
corn for domestic consumption need
not worry about the surplus, which Is
likely to come to Europe as the result
OF the efficient salesmanship OF Uncle
Sans business agents, the members
of the consular service.
This service has shown its efficiency
by its response to an inquiry made by
an American railroad as to the posi-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07
BEST TOBACCO GROWING
GROUNDS TO BE SOLE

Vienna, Sept. THE fields produc-
ing the best Turkish tobacco In the
world, the kind that is sent to Con-
stantinople for the consumption of the
Sultan. and which is sold at the
highest prices in the American mar
ket. are about to change ownership.
For centuries they have belonged to
Turkey; today the contest between
Bulgaria and Greece for the final pos
session OF the port Of Kawalla, in
southern Manchuria, Will decide their
future owner.
In the rich country behind Kawalla
grows the best tobacco in all the
Turkish empire. The finest quality
comes from the mountain slopes, the
crops raised In the plains being more
remarkable for quantity than quality.
The best of all comes from the left
bank of the Karasu river, above Kan
rhi, ana is renowned throughout the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07
ANOTHER WAR
AGAINST MAO
MULLAH SOON
at LEAST BRITISH TAXPAYERS
ARE WORRIED OVER THE PROS.
IsEcT NOW PRESENTED Hy
PRECEDENT AND PRESTIGE.
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS.

London. Sept. 7.-British taxpayers
are worried over the prospect that
precedent and prestige may demand
another war against the Mad Mullah in
Sounaliland.
Just before parliament adjourned the
country was disturbed by news OF an
other sincident''-one Of the old ia
millar stories. Two thousand OF the
MulIah's tribesmen surrounded Brit
ash camel company OF 150 natives.
with three white officers. at d point
one hundred miles from Berhera. The
little force was forced into 'szarIba'.
or fenced camp to defend itself against
superior numbers. 'sThe Maxim Jam
med, are the significant and Iaconic
words in the Official report to army
headquarters. Captain Corfield ana
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07

hdiity OF ddsposing of the surplus of the
enormous kaff1r corn crop expected in
the southwest this season. From it's
European headquarters In London the
railroad which taps the kaff1r corn belt
in the southwestern states, sent in
quirdes to the various American con-
sulates in Europe asking them II 1t
would be possible to interest the va
rious grain merchants In their juris-
diction in ka.ffir corn.
Even in the United States kaf1r corn
is new commodity, and IN Europe 1t
Is only name, but in spite Of their
hazy ideas as to what they were ex-
pected 10 interest the grain dealers in,
the conslrls almost overwhelmed the
railroad bureau with the addresses OF
dealers and requests for further infor-
NATION.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07
r UB-MY-TlSM

viii cure your Rheumatism
Neuralgia, Headaches. Cramps,
Cello, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts and
Barns, Old Sores, Stings of Insects
Etc. Anfiseptic Anodyne, used in
terna1Iy and externally. Price 25c-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07

Check a cough or cold in the lungs
before it develops a serious case. BAL
LARD'S HOREHOUND SYRUP Is an
effective remedy for ell soreness or
congestion in the lungs or aAr passages.
Price 25c, 60c and 800 per bottle.
Sold by all druggists. (Adv.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07

tobacco world under the name OF Gu
bek. This is the product that brings
the highest prices, both in Europe and
the United States.
The industry at Kawalla has been
built UP by the Turks slowly and
carefully, through many decades.
Turks make the best tobacco growers
in southeastern Europe. and the COM
mercial success OF whatever power
finally becomes possessed OF this rich
tobacco district, be 1t Bulgaria or
Greece, will depend largely on whether
or not the present Turkish cultfvators
can be persuade dto stay and labor for
their new masters.
The Greeks are not inclined to care
full agriculture In the tobacco fields,
and while the Bulgarians make good
farmers. they have had comparatively
little experience in tobacco growing.
The stores OF Turkish tobacco on
hand at the present time are SO extern
sive, however, that 1t probably will be
two or three years before smokers of
real Turkish cigarettes will experience
any shortage as a result Of the Balkan
war.
Attack on Fashions.
DIR. Pifl, the archbishop Of Vienna,
speaking Defore large Assembly at
the present fashions of women's dress.
He said he spoke at the special re-
quest Of an exalted parsonage. which
was construed to mean that he was
voicdng the sentiments of the emperor.
Present day fashions are exercising
most pernicious and ruinous inhu-
ence upon the social and financial con-
dftions OF many families, he declared
He begged his hearers to reject the
prevailing indecent and dsgraceful
fashions, which have nothing In COM
mon with Christian character and
which strike at the self-respect Of
Christian women and girls like blows
In the face.
DR.. Pin was only recently raised to
the archbishopric. He has never been
considered at all sensational, but is
esteemed tolerant man. with kindly
social sympathies.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-07

Read The Journals Want
Ads and Profit thereby.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
HISTORIC OLD ENGLISH SPOT
Horace WaIpoIe's Home at Twloken-
ham One Of the Most Interesting
Places In the Country.

Twickenham ferry, for the honor
of rowing us across which the earl
Of Dysart is now contending with a
rival in the law courts, once had a
subterranean competitor, says the
London Chronicle. This took the
form of a tunnel from the manor
house Of Twitnam Gas the riverside
village used to be called) to Ham
house on the Surrey side. But his
tory has for a long time failed to
keep a record of its use or site. Prob
ably no ferry in the world-except
Charon's-has carried more illustri-
Gus passengers than that of Twick-
enham. Pope, Walpole, exiled
French kings and their glittering
train of guests made the place in the
eighteenth century the haunt of
Fashion and the muses."
When Walpole bought his Twick-
enham house from the toy woman,
Mrs. Chevenix, he found it to be the
"prettiest bauble you ever saw" One
remembers his happy description of
the small Euphrates that rolled by
his windows and of the two delight
full roads, dusty, but alive with
coaches and chaises. "Barges as SOL
emn as barons of the exchequer move
under my windows. Richmond Hill
and Ham walks bound my prospects;
but, thank God, the Thames is be-
tween me and the duchess of Queens
berryl Dowagers, as plenty as
founders, inhabit all around, and
Pope's ghost is just now skinming
under my window by most poetical
moonlight"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
HELPLESS as a Baby.

Valley Heights, Vs.-Mrs. Jennie
B. Kirby. in a letter from this place.
says: IL was sick in bed for nine
months. with womsnly troubles. l
was so weak and helpless. at times,
that could not raise my head off
the pillow. | commenced to take
Cardui, and | saw it was helping me
at once. Now / work all day." As
q tonic, for weak women, nothing
has been found. for fifty years, that
would take the place of Cardui. It
will surely do you good. Csrdui is
prepared from vegetable ingredi-
ents. and has a specific, curative eff
feet on the womanly organs. Try
bottle to-day, at your druggists.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
Dumb ChillS and Fever.

Douglasville, Tex.-"Five years
ago l was caught in the rain at the
wrong time" writes Miss Edna
Rutherford. of Douglasville, land
from that time was taken with dumb
chills and fevers, and suffered more
than l can tell. I tried everything
that thought would help. and had
four different doctors, but got no
relief. so | began to take Cardui.
Now l feel better than in many
months" Cardui does one thing,
and does it well. That's the secret of
its so years of success. AS a tonic
there is nothing in the drug store
like it. As a remedy for women's
ills, it has no equal. Try it. Price
81 90.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
Growing in Favor.

The water from the we'll located
on the farm of Luther H. Smithson,
near Church Hill, is growing in favor
every day. The most obstinate
cases Of indigestion, constipation
and stomach trouble are yielding
to the medical qualities of this
water by a few days use. Prob
ably half the people who say they
have heart trouble" have nothing
but indigestion. sometimes mani
testify in an acute form. Try the
water from Mr.. Smithson's we'll for
for a few days and test its virtues
for yourself. He delivers it your
home at 123 cents a gallon.
Among the many who are using it
with beneficial effects we mention:
Elem Clardy. Muncey Moss. Roy
Kanner, Gus Breathitt. Jno. C. Hooe,
j. w. Lander, Rev. E. w. Barnett,
Del. Henderson, John C. Gary.
See them. Telephone Coates drug
store or call 633, 5 rings.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04

An Indiana man while packing
eggs in 1901 wrote on the shell Of
one that be wanted a lady cores
pondent with 3 view of matrimony.
Last week h. got a letter from a
girl who had fund the egg after it
had 81 ent t~r We years in cold stor.
age. The Wi er had been married
ten years. tn, re are no details as
to what hspp.',ed to the egg.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
Unusual Offer To Our Readers.

For a limited time, and subject to
withdrawal after 80 days, the well.
known publishing house of the J. B.
Lippincott Company, Philadelphia,
founded in 1892. offers to the readers
of this paper II months subscrip-
ton to "Lippincott's Magazine" and
years subscription to the Kentuck.
ian. both for $500. Thisis the price
Of twelve months subscription to
"Lippincott's" alone. Additional to
obtaining every issue of this paper
for year, our readers will receive
in "Lippincott's," IL great complete
novels by popular authors, los short
stories. crisp, entertaining, original;
45 timely articles from the pens of
masters. and each month some ex.
cellent poems with the right senti.
ment. and "Walnuts and Wine"
the most popular humor section in
America. To obtain this extraordin
airy offer prompt action is necessary.
Remit to ]. B. Lippincott Company,
Washington Square. Phils.. Pa.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04

Capt. Jas Leslie of the British
steamship Z Il of Elgin says he
found q rae OF naked people at the
Straits of Ma elan, where it is We y
cold. A boy brought on shipbul d
tainted wher wrapped in a blanket
and was revived when his father
threw him into the icy wa.er. A
diaphsnous gown would have been
about the thing.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS.

"Efiie will you run to the door and
call Fido, please"
81 can't mamma, COS aren't
speakin' to Fido since he broke my
doll p-London Opinion.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04

A Brook yn girl named Elizabeth
Trondle has % itioned the President
to be allowed to wear pants. She
has doubles tried them with one
leg and otjsc to being hCbbled.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
What Puzzled Him.

What are you puzzling aboutf"
TIM writing a sketch for vaudeville
on the current political situation"
well. you ought to have plenty Of
good stun to put In" THAT isn't what
puzzles me. I've got 30 much good
stun l don't know what TO leave out"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
TALE. NOT TABLET.

Briggs-My wife found a white
poker chip in my pocket this morn
ing and | told her it was a dyspepsia
tablet.
Griggs-And did she swallow il?
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04

Judge RtIh Gilbert, of Shelby
vile, has sore TO Washington to de
fend the name Of his father, the late
Congressmu G. G. Gilbert. as a re-
suit Of ihc publication Of the Nc
DoweIl Dr. c . rejecting on hun.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04

See ]. H. Dagg for contracting
building and general repair work Of
all kinds. Phone 476.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04

Ex-KiDg Manuel. of Portugal, and
Princess Api usta Victoria. of Ho-
henzoll' m, will be married to-day.
at SigmaripCan, Germany.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04

A Kansas City dispatch says many
city families have had to make chat
tel mortgages because their country
kinturned the tables and visited them
first this summer.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
Notice To Tax PAYERS.

The tax books are now ready and
taxes are due. Pay now and avoid
the penalty.
LOWE JOHNSON. S. C. G.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
Farm For Sale!

Buy DR.. T. P. Aliens farm il you
want lace country home. 1t is for
sale sn0 he will sell TO suit purchas-
err. Ii is we'll located and in a good
neighborhood; contains 80 acres,
m Lmber. 2 in black locust, IL in 7
year apple orchard. two good tenant
houses. new stable and barn, | good
well and cistern, two ponds; all I'M
der good fence. Ia mile south of
Salem Baptist church. l.2 mile west
Of ST. Elmo school. Outlet front
and back on public road.
DR.. I. P. ALLEN.
Pembroke. Ky.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04

A Nashvi IL girl of Is years, Mary
Devices. swan across the Ohio river
at Maysvre. KY, being the second
womsn on record to accomplish the
feat.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
High, But Not Too High.

Il suppose you wouldn't believe"
said the manager. that It cost me
s25. 900 to raise the curtain Of this
shown" Il do" replied the critics.
I'm surprised that they let you do
Il even for that price"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
HIGHLY INGENIOUS.

"Is your boy a good student?"
eyes" replied Mr.. Wealthy. "To
certain extent. The way he gets
his mother and me to put up with
his expense accounts shows that he's
a wonderful student of human ma
ture." Washington Star.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-04
ALL FOLLOW.

"Why do you suppose the packers
want to start the fashion of eating
mutton?"
Because they know people are
such sheep"