Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-05-02
ONE WITH A FUZZY HAT
BY GEORGIA HORN.

his overcoat He sure has got his eye
on you Yestidy when ! come up tc
the table to take his order instead Of
you he was so upset he ordered rasp
berry sundae instead OF his usual
chocolate soda, An rsspberries out
for months Go on more of us will
interfere--you wait on him.
"Mebbe he's a millionaire. That
would be fine for Susie. Nobody can
act more like a lady than she can,
only she's got her hair too light I'm
so glad snino Is a nachurl blond Lilly.
see that old lady Just coming in? The
! one who looks as though she was go
ing 20 die in a minute or two. and
bought her clothes In the remnant
BASEMENT Well you listen 70 me-
that's old Mrs White-Jones. and she
has a million relatives waiting to get
their hands on her bank account, and
she's tough as nut. Travels all over
the world alone at her age and never
loosens up a penny
~ ought-a seen her nephew in here
with her the other day He helped
her out Of the electric just as careful
az though he was afraid she might
accidently sink through the pavement.
Auntie, dear says he. try a rifle
parfait with nuts--yOu'H like it"
Young man. says she. piffie parfaits
are % cents a piece, and as long as
I'm paying the bill | guess your get
along on ten cent drink Extrava-
gauce Is the curse OF the agei And
then I'll bet she drove downtown and
bought a bushel Of diamonds
Two v'nilla sodas and one mint
lemonade? Yes'm Nom there amt
no strawberries now. Why. / don't
know expect they get tired growing
this time OF year.
See that party in the blue suit and
feathers? She's mad because can't
pick strawberries offn the chandelier
for her. Ibet it hasn't been very long
that she had enough money to come
into a swell shop like this here one
Is.
"Yesm. you ordered chocolate. Beg
pardon you said so distinctly | didn't
hear you mention mint lemonade at
all Well. of course I can change 1t
II you say so.
No use trying 10 please that bunch.
ordering chocolate and then claiming
II was mint lemonade. Gee. this sort
OF job is fierce and wearin on a
girl,
Look there. quick Just coming
in That's Daisy Duberry, and she
draws $500 a week for doing a half
hour stunt on the STAGE Think OF
IT, She doesn't look so much. but !
wish to goodness knew where she
buys her complexion. Isn't il a
peaohg I'm crazy about that hat she's
got on. and I'm going 70 fix my hair
like hers before l'm day older.
oh. look at that Kitty nabbed
herr Spose she thinks she'll get
tickets or something an I've always
waited on Miss Duberry whenever
she's been in I'm going to tell Kitty
what | think Of her, Jealous thing
Not that care for the tip she al
ways gfves-its Just the principle Of
the thing!
Think you're smart don't you, Kit?
Ill pay you back for jumping my GUS
tomers-she is, too Miss Duberry Ia
p'rticular friend OF mine. ia have
you know
Yes. sir; was just on my way to
wait on that farthest table. Nobody
SENS TO pay attention to the new Gus.
toners unless It's me. Not that ]
want TO name any names. but there's
no use expecting Kitty to wait on any
one else, as long as Miss Duberry is
In here.
Guess that1l hold Kit for awhile
The old mans cross. and he won't do
a thing 20 her.
Two maple sundaes and two hot
ohocolates2 Yes'm
Get next to my parties In the cor
ner. girls They made their hats at
home and they've got on rings enough
TO light the shop If they were hung
up high What do you make OF that?
They must be somebody Nobody but
big guns can be so contraryllke The
others don't dare
"What2 Hot chocolate Beg par
don. maam. I'm vur-ry careful to
get my orders correctly. and what you
said WAS two maple sundaes and two
chocolate Ice cream sodas Nothing
was said about hot chocolate at all.
But, OF course. we aim TO please. and
I'll change It for you IL you insist
Gee wish women wouldn't
change their minds SOL They never
know what they orderl Here. Josie.
you take these hot chocolates to those |
two vinegar cruets with the awful /
hats and the rings over there-I've
got to fix my hair.
ITS about time for that young man
with the lovely eyes to drop In for /
his tea, think he must be English.
and sometimes younger sous get to |
be dukes and things. you knowI |
Where's my vanity caseG Well. like |
your nerve. SUSIE T.
Yes. sir, I'm attending to business.
| didn't know you objected TO a girls
sitting down just a minute when she's |
worked TIL she's ready 20 dropl
I'D like 10 hit him. would Al /
WAYS shopping around for fear we're I