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The daily Alaskan., 1913-10-27

Mir. D. Maskeyiczious, Chief Im- migrant Inspector for Alaska, who has been here attending to bust- ness for the plst two months, will be a passenger to Ketchkian to- night on the Snokane.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-10-27

II. J. Lediard was a recent arrjv- al in Skagway from Seattle. Mir. Lediard will be connected with the White Pass durlug the coming win ter under Auditor G. II. Miller.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-10-27

Men Caught Under Falling Wall When Taking Hose Through Al- ley AdjouTniug Burning Goodyear Rubber Plant. Twenty Four Res cued.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-10-27

Leading Ladies Furnisher and Haber-
 dasher of Skagway
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
Deeds Recorded

Deeds we're yesterday filed with the
clerk of the county court for record
ing as follows:
The Southwestern Coal Company
to Edward H!4Thomas, the Pittsburgh
coal underlying a parcel OF land on
Finche's Run; consideration $2,47G42.
The Southwestern Coal Company to
Edward Fl. Thomas, the Pittsburgh
coal underlying parcel of land in
Paw Paw district; consideration 81
S97.S5. a.
The Southwestern coal Company to
Edward T. Thomas, the Pittsburgh
coal underlying a parcel of land in
FairmoHt district; consideration 81
and other valuable considerations.
Daisy D. .Bunner and husband to
Andred Ice, a parcel Of land In the
Ice addition to the village of Barrack.
vile; consideration 81 and other val
liable considerations.
Salvatore Petronc to Antonio Spa
datoro, a parcel OF land in the Fair.
mont Development Company's Add
ton to the City of Fairmont; consld.
GRAFTON $4,000.
Adam T. Heck and wife to Thomas
X. Heck, a parcel OF land in Winfield
district; consideration 81 and other
valuable considerations.
Executors Appointed
Cleon Brand was appointed execu-
tor OF the estate of the late Henry
G. Brand with will annexed, Bond
of $500 given.
L. D. Beatty and Homer D.! Beatty
were named executors of the estate
with will annexed of the late George
W. Beatty. Bond of $4,000 given.
Charles ]. Weakely was appointed
guardian Of Russell, George. Arlie, Ida
and Fred Weekly infant children Of
Charles J. WeekeIy. Bond of 5000 in
each case amounting 10 $1,000 was
given.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
A1sQaI DOCK COED
l ]. ]. lIBTS GENTLY |
COLD COMPOUND CURES
COLDS AND GRIPPE IN a, FEW:
HOURS CONTAINS NO ogINlNE.

The most severe cold will bssbroken
and all grippe misery ended after
taking 4 dose Of Eape's' Cpd Com.
pound every two hours until three
consecutive doses are taken.
You will distinctly fee. all the dis.
agreeable symptoms leaving after the
very first dose.
n The most miserable headache, dull.
ness. head and nose stuffed up, fever.
ishness, sneezlng, running OF the nose,
sore throat, mucous catarrhal dis.
charges, soreness, stiffness. rheuma.
ttsm pains and other distress van.
ishes.
Take this wonderful Compound as
directed, with the knowledge that
there is nothing else in the world,
which will cure your cold or end
Grippe misery as promptly and with.
out any other assistance or bad after.
effects as 25.cent package OF Pape's
Cold Compound, which any druggist
can supply-contains no quinine-be.
longs in every home--accept no sub
stitute. Tastes nice-acts gently.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
THE BEST TEACHER
Old Experience SIN Holds the Pal"

For real practical reliability and
something TO swear by, experience
plain old experience-is able to carry
a big load yet without getting sway
backed.
A Western woman found some
things about food from Old Expert
ence good. reliable teacher. She
writes:
81 think | have used almost every
breakfast food manufactured, but
none equal Grape.Nuts in my estima'
ton.
~ was greatly bothered with weak
stomach and Indigestion, with forma'
ton Of gas after eating, and tried
many remedies for 1t but did not find
relief.
Then decided must diet and see
II could overcome the difficulty tina:
way, My choice of food was Grape
Nuts because the doctor told ME l
could not digest starchy food.
Grape-Nuts food has been of great
benefit to me for | feel like different
person since begun to eat it. 1t is
wonderful to me how strong. my
nerves have become. advise every
one to try 1t, for experience is the best
teacher.
III you have any stomach trouble
can't digest your food, use Grape
Nuts for breakfast at least, and you
won't be able to praise It enough when
you see how different you feel" Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Creek,
Mich. Read the little book, "The
Road 10 MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's
Reason"
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
BAD AS ANclEN7s, EXPERT SAYS


LONDON, Jan. IMAM has shown
no Improvement, either in intellect or
morals, from the days Of the earliest
Egyptians and syrians down to the
keel.laying Of the latest dreadnought,"
according to survey which DR.. Alfred
Russell Wallace, known as the grand
old man of science" has completed on
the eve OF his ninetieth birthday next
Wednesday. 4
He declares that for 7,OO0iyears
morals and intellect have been sta,
tionary. There has been, OF course,
a great accumulation OF human knowl-
edge, but for all that We are no cley.
crer than the anclents," he declared.
There is still most abomlnable vice
going on; every kind Of cruelty to the
poor and children; adulteratton ID
every commodity and lies everywhere.
The average Of mankind will remain
the same until natural selections step.
In to raise it, ,.i4;s5 81
Ipr Wallace Qllali fiss his gloomy res
iintTits With tlie belief That there was
iio cause fof worry, tie tpturss
howe as q outlook a hopetsll.i
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
Be.sket Ball
F4lRMoNT Inc bot OBJ
Z SEASON yENltle
VIII MokeA MTovtN TEAMs

'sS ~ -IsF'e-7'zlt7-f Y 4 - ~ fS f99'
The Fairmont High school basket
ball team opens Its season ipsth city
on the Y. M, q a. IGOR Gu Saturday
night, when they meet the fast Nor
gantoyp scholastics WOO ass slated
as one Of the fastest junior asscctas
lions In the Monongahel Il
For the local team. Captain Kenna
Clark, Harold Hutchinson, John Wind.
scr, John Reed and several other Eel;
lows are members q the squad and
candidates for the arst team, and with.
such material as this. the local high
school should take theiS game with.
ease. The game will be played off at
the Y. NJ c. A. gym, beginning at 9
O'Clock, and as there will be no other
contest on for that night In this CITY,;
a large crowd OF fans should see the
game. Especially should all the high,
school students show some spirit and
go to the game and root for their
team. The high school seemed sadly
lacking in spirit last year as regard.
ed their sports, although their class
spirit was plainly shown.
No doubt this year the athletic orr
carnations Of the school will receive
a strong support and the game on.
Saturday night will no doubt show Just
what kind OF support the high school
teams really win have in the future.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
plscoUNTINe ONES OWN
OPINION.

III you can trust yourself when, all
men doubt you, ~
But make allowance for their doubt
ing too" -Kipllng.
Do you discount the value of your
own opinions?
You don't know what | mean2 Why
Just this,-do you take your own pc
culiarities into consideration when
you are reckoning the value of your
own opinions?
Almost everyone discounts the val
ue OF other folks opinions and advice
by the temperament and peculiarlties
Of these people. Not always con.
|sclously perhaps, but with swift sub.
conscious process like the reckonings
of lightning calculator.
For instance, when Mr.. H., who is
we'll known to be of an exceedingly
cautious temperament, says to you
OF some venture which You are consid.
eling, Don't do 1t. It's too risky. Put
your money in the savings bank; it's
the only safe way" you don't take
that pessimistic point OF view at its
full face value. Possibly you discount
It about fifty per cent. Possibly more.
Again II Mr.. b., who is equally well
known to be a hopeless optimist, toots
the investment TO the skies and as
sures you, "Why, man, wouldn't be
afraid to put every cent I've got INTO
1t; what's the sense OF taking two and
a half per cent. from savings bank
when you can get eight here and be
just as safe?" you do not accept his
point OF view either rs the final and
ultimate truth. Instead you conscious,
ly or subconsciously discount his
statement by making allowance for
his abnormally hopeful temperament.
You simply have to discount pe.o-
pies opinions. If you didn't do it to
some extent you would be fool. And
ar ability to discount quickly, accu-
rately and without prejudice is one
OF the surest foundation stones of sue
cess.
But do you carry this process one
step further and discount the value OF
your opinion? 1t is only one man gu:
OF a thousand who fails to discount
other peoples points Of view. 1t Is
less than one in thousand who re-
members to discount his own.
And yet undoubtedly your own optn-
len, your own advice to yourself, needs
dtscounting just as much as other
lfolks-perhaps more.
Do you know single person who
is perfectly balanced, neither too hope
full nor too pessimistic, too cautious
nor too radical, too conservative nor
TOO quick to actin short absolutely
without single overbalance which
needs 10 be corrected? Probably not
I'm sure don't. Then why take it for
granted that you are such a person?
Why not use the same wisdom In
dealing with yourself that you do in
dealing with other people?
Study yourself, Find out where you
are over.balanced, whether more eau
tious or more impulslve, more hope
full or more pessimistic, than the
norm and then use your knowledge to
discount the. value Of your own advice
to yourself,
No it's not the easiest thing in the
world to do. OF course not. it is new
er easy to do great things. And ac-
cording to the greatest race the world
has ever known, TO know thyself" is
the greatest thing man can ever do.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

to complete set Of coupons also those who desire
obtain additional copies for Christmas presents from on The
West Virgnian will require but COUP with the regular
cost price Of fifty cents copy cents add
tiona sent West ts direct ald
ibuted value profit Ac
squc sale Will value cents and
ONLY ONE COUPON
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
TEMPLE LEAGUE.

The postoftice team took the place
of the Woodrow Wilson's in the Tenn
pie League on the last half of the
season and defeated the Marion News
two out OF three games in some close
and exciting games. Whipple was the
best man Of the evening, with three
century scores.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENT-Two modern apartments,
4 rooms each and bath, on End floor,
Water street, near bridge. Rents
reasonable. Inquire F. 7. Kelley.
Lumber Co. 1t9.tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
WANTED.

wANrED-Glrl for general house
work. Apply Mrs. G. G. Powell,
Traction Company Apartments.
Con. Phone $751;. 12,2Etf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENTING !basement rooms
with gas and water. $500 per week.
Apply 2OS High street, 1-6-St
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENT-0ne Groom cottage. Sd
Locust avenue. Apply T. L.. Burch'
inal, Court House. 1-3.tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
AT Y. M. c. a. ALLEYS.

Yesterday afternoon in the High
school Duck Pin League the G. O..
P.'s met the Woodrow Wilson's with
three good games and capturing all
games by u good majority of pins.
During the league the G. 0. P.'s have
lost but one game and their standing
is right at the top. The scores were
as follows:
G. o. p
Geo. Friedman ...:.... % 50 100
Chas. Wilson ...,...... 81 90 So
- - -
Total ................1SO 1S2 1856
Woodrow Wilson'S
v. Riggs ........... 50 10 So
W. Wilson .......... 50 80 81
- -
Total conference.-the 1853 $50
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENT-Eight room fiat, 2 bath
rooms. Jackson street. Inquire 1928
Jefferson street. EFT
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENT-A house on Morgantowp
avenue, near owens Glass House. 8
rooms and bath. Apply tn Seymour
McTntire. 1.2tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENT-=nne .tlTnished room. Ap.
ply Mrs, Jesse II. Brown, Hall Block.
e 1.4-3t
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENT-One front room in PEG.
pies National Bank BuildiLs. In
quire at Bank. 12-5.tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENT-Modern apartment in
Terrace Apartment Bldg. Apply j
G. Miller 12.20-12-ti
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
License Issued

The following marriage license was
issued yesterday by the clerk OF the
county court:
Vance H. Harrington, %, and Edna
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
LOST.

LosT-A gold link bracelet. Return
to West virginian office and receive
reward. :. 1-7-StI
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENT Six room fats, with all
convenience Cor! Walnut avenue
and Fourth street: M. J. Lantz.
81 1877
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
eLoophouNps

For criminal WORK. call Bel phone
9ss.L. E. G. Mnsgraye. 104s33 virgin.
ia Ave.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR sALE-News and cigar stand I'M
the Watson building on Main sreet
Apply chas. 3. Mceray. I2:5.tt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

FOR RENT fice, room srd floor ia
cobg building. Apply Geo NJ. Jalt
cobs 11:1Attf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08
NOTICE sTockAoLp AEET.

4 t.
The annual meeting Of the Stock
holders of The National Bank 81 Fair
mont, Fairmont W Va. win he led
at its banking room, corner Adams
and Jefferson streets, In the city III
Fairmont, county Of Marion; and STATE
of West Virginia, on tie second Tues
day in January, 1918, being NE Eth
day Of said month, between the hours
Of 1000 a. m. and $500 3: 81 aaid
day, for the election Of Directors %
serve for the ensuing year, and ior
the transaction Of such other business
as may legally come before the raeeE
ing.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-08

Deeds we're yesterday filed with the
clerk of the county court for record
ing as follows
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
Kansas City Monday and Tues

Kansas City Monday and Tues
day.
Harrison Anderson, aged 70
years, died at his home seven
miles south of Mayview, Thurs
day, June 26. He leaves two
sens and three daughters-RolanC
with whom he was living at the
time of has death, and Clyde, of
Conrad, Montana, Mrs. Joseph
Hanly of Conrad, Montana, Mrs.
Julius Clarksom and Miss Mary
D. Anderson of this place. He
was a member of the Christian
church at Cedar Grove. He was
buried at the Oak Grove ceme-
terry Friday, June q, the funeral
being conducted by Rev. Hunter
of Higginsville. Our sympathy
goes out to the bereaved.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
Q RIA
Waverly Notes.

John Petite was in Lexington
the first of the week.
N. j. Gordon and Francis
Buck transacted business in Lex
ngton Monday.
Miss Lillian Edwards of Hodge
is spending the week with her
aunt, Mrs. Lizzie Thomas.
Russell Neideriohn left Sun
day for WarrentOn to visit rela-
|tiyes.
Clayt Landrum and Paul Yam
cey went to Kansas City Friday
and returned Saturday with a
new car.
Mrs. Virginia Minor went to
Excelsior Springs last Wednesday
to spend a few weeks.
Herman j. Peters left Monday
FOR an extended trip through
Colorado.
Mrs. Byrd Cooper of Kansas
City was called here Monday by
the serious illness of her mother,
Mrs. Martha Goodwin.
Mrs. Mary Long returned to
her home in Clarendon, Texas,
Friday after a several weeks
Visit with friends here. =
George Norvill left last week
Sor Gettysburg, Penn, to attend
the Gettysburg Reunion.
Hugh Miller of Kansas City
arrived Saturday to spend thu
summer with his parents, N. J
Miller and wife.
NJ. L. Duffy and family, who
moved several weeks ago tC
Buckner, are returning to this
city to make their home.
Mrs. Dennie Hudson and chil.
dren of Kansas City arrived Sat.
urday to spend several weeks
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs
Albert Jordan.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
HARD TO FIND EoEsr HEEE
WardeH'o Little Act Of Dishonesty
Saved He Life Through pISeov-
cry He Made.

A Warsaw bookkeeper named
Schneider was awaiting his trial, be-
ing charged with fraud. As his
health was bad his family sent him
many little delicacies unknown to
the prison fare, delicacies which,
doubtless, his custodian shared. One
day. amongst other things, a huge
iced cake appeared. The warder's
children were fond of cake, 80 was
his wife. They therefore determined
to annex half the cake for their own
consumption. Their establishment
was great when, upon applying a
knife to the dainty, it stuck below
the icing and refused to bulge.
at must be baked to a cinder,"
said Mrs. Warder.
But her husband, ~suspecting that
something worse than careless bak-
ing was responsible for the cakes
hardness, cut round the sides, and
a rewarded by finding a revolver
and seven cartridges buried in the
paste.
When arraigned before the author
tiles Schneider confessed that he had
intended to shoot his %jailers and es-
cape from limbo before his trial.
"After ALL" said the warder, pen
sively, when relating the episode,
Honesty is not always the best pol
icy. If my wife had not cut into
that cake l should have been a dead
man by now, for ! sleep hard"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04

Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Chiles left
yesterday for a several weeks
trip through California.
DR.. q. M. Williams went to
Kansas City yesterday to
spend the day ON business.
Miss Thea Cole accompanied
by her two brothers, Floyd and
Iillard, went to Kansas City
yesterday for a few days
visit.
Mrs. May Kirkland Of Kansas
City arrived Wednesday night
for a visit here with Mrs. B. T.
Payne.
Mrs. Mamie G. Steele went
to Kansas City yesterday for
a few days visit.
Cecil and Bernice Attebury OF
Higginsville arrived Wednesday
evening for a visit here with Mrs
%. A. Golliday.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04

L. w. Marshall went to Kan
sas City yesterday to spend
the day on business.
Mrs. Charles Tuebner left
yesterday for Montgomery, Mo-,
for a visit.
c j. Walden of Boonville,
State Beer Inspector, spent We'd
nesday in Lexington inspecting
the Lexington Brewing Com
pany's product. Mr.. Walden is
proprietor of the Boonville Adj
Yertiser.
Miss Allie Laura Boogher went
to Kansas City yesterday to
spend the day.
Mrs. E. Forester returned to
her home in Sweet Springs yes
terday after a visit here with
her son, J. F. Forester. Mrs. j.
f. Forester and son accompan-
led her home for a visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. Reno and
little daughter, DOttie, and Miss
Nora YObst went to st. Joseph
Wednesday evening for a visit.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
DUTY OF PARENTS.


Summarizing the parents duties,
a writer in the Mothers Magazine
says:
"To that child they owe the daily
revelation of the best of their ma
lures. The child must see that I'M
faithfulness to its own, to the strang.
er, to the state and to God is the
real working purpose of life, and
that love is the handmaiden of 10y
atty. Then shall constancy unfold
within its heart, open with the I'M
dying fragrance of the roses of I'M
yielding faith in all that is true"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
New Time Card.
EAST BOUND

W. G. McCausland went to
Kansas City Wednesday to
spend the day.
Mrs. j. R.. Moorehead went to
Kansas City Wednesday to
spend the day.
A. Swartz went to Kansas City
Wednesday to spend the day
on business.
Mrs. Agatha Mayer and four
sons left Wednesday for st.
Louis to make their future home.
Miss Dick Grady, who has
been visiting in Marshall, return
ed home Tuesday evening,
Miss Allie Laura Boogher went
to Kansas City Friday for
a few days visit.
Mrs. E. F. Nicholson returned
ZONE Tuesday evening after 9
visit in Kansas City.
Gus Haerle went to st. Louis
Sunday evening ON business.
Mrs. Bert Taubman went Il
Kansas City Wednesday nigh
for a visit.
Miss Phyllis Schewell of ST
Louis arrived Wednesday nigh
for a visit here with Miss Jeal
Ardinger.
Mrs. Hubert Bates went t
Kansas City yesterday for
few days visit.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
SOME HEAT.

81 hey come to tell yez, Mrs. Ma
lone, that yer husband met with an
accident"
can what is it, now?" walled
Mrs. Malone.
"He is overcome by the heat,
num-"
Overcome by the heat, was he
An how did it happen?"
"He fell into the furnace at the
foundry, mum."-Tit-Bits.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
Notice.

Chautauqua tickets are here.
All who subscribed for tickets
for this years chautauqua are
requested to call at the office
of Joe c. Grady and receive the
same
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04

Try some of our coffee. Have
it ground as fine as you want
it. There is nothing better in
town for ,she money. Try a
sack of North Pole Flour, the
best on earth. Every sack
guaranteed.
JOS. L. LONG,
Phone II.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
Let Us Launder Your Curtains.

However you may try you
can't get them just right. We
will wash them very carefully,
starch them to hang nicely and
dry them perfectly straight and
square with the corners and
points properly shaped. You'll
like our work, and the charge is
reasonable. Give your curtains
to cur driver.
CRAWF0RD'S LAUNDRY.
Phone 100.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
Notice to. Automobile Drivers.

Owing to the many complaints
being made of speeding on the
streets of Lexington by automo-
bilists and motorcycleists, a
strict surveillance with hence
forth be kept and violators Of
the speed limit Us miles an
hour) will be arrested and fined
as provided by ordinance.
A. E. TAUBMAN, Mayor.
FRANK HABERKORN,
City Marshal.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04

A chance for all. Everything
in the plant line at a REDUCED
price, also a new rubber tire sur
rey for sale at a bargain. We
invite you to call and look over
our assortment. Eggleston's
Green House
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
PRACTICAL SENTIMENT.

She-0h, don't you just adore the
dear little lambs?
He-Yes, especially with green
peas and mint sauce.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
121h Cents Per Dozen.

The Pin-Ton is now offering
Eggs at 1872 cents per dozen.
Remember the place and the
.price-1215 cents for twelve.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
VARIOUS S.

"There's a wayfarer at the back
door. Shall l unchain the dog?"
"Not too hasty. Is it a tramp, a
boy scout or a hiking suffragerter"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
ACCOUNTING FoR de Gun.

Patience-He has ine-cut fea-
lures, hasn't he?
PARTICLES, he shaves himself,
| believe.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
VERY SIMPLE.

what is your theory about the
increased price of living?"
81 think it is because things cost
more"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
For Rent.

A five room cottage ON N. 10th
street. Apply of Oscar Thomas,
Woverly, Mo.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-04
INFERENCE.

"The native tribes that missionary
went out to were so glad to see him
they fairly ate him up"
"Why, were they cannibalsP