Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-01-15
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GREAT BIG UGLY FISH

"If your girl doesn't know how to
FISH," enthusiastically declared the
young fellow who clerks in bank,
"take her out fishing some day if you
want to have some real fun. If she
knows how to fish it won't be half so
much fun, and it will be all the more
fun if you don't know how to fish your
SELF"
Then the enthusiastic young man
proceeded to explain his proposition.
"a friend and l." said he, "got our
girls to go to Greenwood lake last
Sunday. We hadn't any idea what We
were going to do or see when We got
there, and we didn't seem to care, only
80 we ran against good time.
"On the way up asked the conduc-
tor of the train what we were likely to
find at the lake to sort of round out
q day with some fun mixed up with
It
"Do you folks dancer said he.
"'Sure thing said I.
"'Can you fsh?' said he.
M: Salu /, poSill'Siy.
"Then go fishin',' said he, and
passed on.
I'VE thought it was kind OF queer
sadvice, but the conductor seemed to
know what he was talking about, and
we made up our minds to take his ad-
vice and go fishing, When we got to
the lake we<found a man who had
boats and fishing things to hire, got a
couple of boats, fish pole apiece and
some bait, and prepared to go fish.
ing.
"eWhere's the best place to f1sh?' I
asked the man we hired the outfit
from.
"Know much about Ashing?' he
asked.
Il told him we didn't know thing
about fishing.
Don't make no difference. then,
said he, where you fish
"This seemed to bear out the advice
the conductor had handed us. and
considered that we were following the
right path to overhaul fun, so after the
man had told US how to bait our hooks
We rowed out on the lake and went
to fishing. Our boats drifted about for
a while, and as the situation was all
to the restful and dreamy was pass.
ing quite few over to Sue in the line
of soft nothings, and Sue was taking
'em for all they were worth and now
and then murmuring one or two back
to me, the fishing stunt kind o slipped
my mind and hers, too. Then all of
sudden she gave scream that almost
lifted my hat and hollered:
"'Oh, Charlie, something is trying tc
take my fishpole away from mel!
''I looked and sure enough, her fish.
pole was being jerked down in the wa
ter and she was trying to keep it up.
"'Hold on to it. Sue!' l shouted
Maybe it's bite
"Just then about twenty feet from
one side of the boat big fish jumped
out of the water with Sues hook in
its mouth. 1t shook itself like dog
shaking rat and glared at us the
maddest kind. Sue screamed louder
than ever and hollereda
Its jumping at me, Charlie; why
don't you kill the horrid thing?'
II put my pole on the seat and sat
on it while rowed fast to the spot
where the fish had jumped out, intend.
ing to slaughter it with an oar if il
sprang out again, but when got there
the ugly critter had moved and came
leapiDg out twenty feet in another d.
rection and madder than ever"
"'Oh, it's chasing us, Charlie!' she
hollered. Pull for shore and call fol
help!'
81 don't know just what would
have set myself to work at doing il
Sue hadn't screamed again right on
the heels of her last yell:
"'Oh, now it's heading us off, Char
lie!' she hollered.
IT turned and looked In that direc'
ton just in time to see the big fish
gIaring at us off our bow and shaking
itself in the air till everything ratified.
At least thought it was that big fish
until out Of the water astern Of us ii
came again and then I discovered that
two fish were after US, the one on
Sues line and now one on mine.
Then certainly did yell for my
friend to get in there on the double
quick with that gun Of his. Seems to
me that those two big and ugly fish
must have caught on to the meaning
of that hurry call, for while my friend
was on his way in answer to it the fish.
on my line gave one other great jump
in the air and with tremendous
lunge tore loose from the hook and
didn't come for us again. Following
its example, Sues fish did the same
act Sue gave one shrek Of joy and
exclaimed
"'Oh, thank goodness, Charlie. He's
gone at last!'
when my friend came up and we
told him our adventure he didn't seem
to have words to make any comment