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The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
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10 years practical experience.
d. c. LUkENS
6i8 Heed Building. Philadelphia. Pa.
Mothers, Have Your

Mothers! Have Your
Children Worms?
Are they ~feverish, restless. err
yous. irritable. dizzy or co~nstipated?
Do they continually pick their nose
or grind their teeth? Have they
cramping pains. irregular and raven
Gus appetite? These are all signs OF
worms. Worms not only cause your
child suffering. but stunt It's mind
and growth. Give "Kicknpoo Worm
Killer2 at once. IL kills and re-
moves the worms. improves your
chfid's appetite. regulates stomach,
liver and bowels. The symptoms dis
appear and your child is made happy
and healthy, as nature intended. All
druggists or by mail. 25c.
Kickapoo Indian Medicine Company
Philadelphia, Pa. st. Louis, Mo
Adv.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
The Best pain Killer

Bucklen's lArnica salve when APP
piled tota cut. bruise. sprain, burn or
scald. or other injury OF the skin will
Immediately remove all pain. q. e,
Chamberlain OF Clinton, Me-, says:-
'It robs cuts and other injuries OF
their terrors. A. a healing remedy
its equal don't exist" WIN do good
for you. Only 25c at p. II. Frank
Inns. d g1Et Adv.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

.fOlks dressed III tnefr Dest anu went
to h.obe,,y on Monday TO a celebra-
ton in honor of emancipation.
w. 8. j. Bure continues quite Ill
with fever, however, he gets no
worse and the annoying hiccoughs
which he had for several days are less
frequent.
Leon Chiswell and wife expect to
go back to their home this week at
Bl~stburn as threshing times are
over. They have, while here, been
bca, ling at L. X. Leopards, who lives
at the old Chiswell homestead.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hal Robinson came
from Kansas City to Marsall In their
auto, then to Miami to visit Walter
Utley and wife. f j!!us .
Web Burns and wife and little son
are at home again after a sojourn at
the home Of Jackson Walker.
Miss Flossie Haynie departed last
Friday for Kansas City, where she
will be a jolly member OF n house
party 1t the residence of n friend.
Judge Briscoa and wife and on,
Lloyd arrived from Kansas City,
Kansas, to VISIT In the homes OF Chas.
and Jas Ulrey and other relatives.
Miss Kate Booker has returned to
her home in Marshall after a pleas
ant visit in the home OF w. A. Cab
bell and wife.
Ace Ferdon visited In Dewitt last
week and attended the c%hautauqua
there. He brought back with him in
his launch a large supply OF lumber
which Is to be used to improve the
home Of Louis Male. which is also
the home OF Mr.. Ferdon.
Mrs. J. Douglass, formerly. Miss
Matte Burgess of Miami made Q
pleasant visit last week to her father
and sister and attended the Wonder,
land Floating theatre on the 2S oil
July. Her home is at s~helbina, Mo.
Mrs. Bob Wright aud little son. X
Lee. have lately returned from Shack
elford. where they visited Joe Doc
Ian, who IL n son OF Mrs. Wright.
Mrs. Ben Reynolds entertained fol
a short time last week her husbands
%nieces Misses Ruth Chiswell of MAN
and Ruth woodson OF Carrollton.
Miami was a regular city on thu
night OF July 2S. in regards TO llvli
ness OF the trade and the crowds o
people who's warmed the streets an,
stores. The attraction was At gu
wharf where lay the WONDERLAND
Floating Theatre. A fine play. NJ,
Dixie Girl. delighted the people. TIL
speciaities were splendid. the hal
, was cooled by electric fans. II wa
announced that Wonderland woul,
| again be here on the latter part O
september.
Mrs. z. T. Casebolt and children @
Kansas City are visiting Miami rels
tives this week.
Mrs. d. d. Berry arrived from Al
a kansas a few days g to visit on III
old home place.
y Thavus band and Ringer sister
r viii again be with the great chautau
lua which opens on the 2eth OF Aul
r In MARSHALL ,,.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Rally of Kan
sas City arrived Saturday night for n
visit with Mr.. /. T. Rally and family.
They Will remain here until Thurs
day night when business calls them
back to the city. Mr.. Joseph Rally
also of Kansas City is spending his
vacation with his parents and rela-
tives In Marshall.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

FINS Boatright, a nephew OF
Thomas Boatright, who has rented
his farm near Herndon for the en-
suing year expects to move to Mar
shall as soon as he finds a house to
sEit him.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

]. NJ. Clark OF bonds Leando. Iowa,
who visited his mother, Mrs. NJ, +.
Brown OF Shaekelford the past two
weeks returned to Iowa last satur-
day. Mr.. Clarke says crop condi'
tons r mach better in Iowa than
In this section of Missouri. tr-
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Joe Hiptapd who is withinaAi oil
company at M~aricopa. Calf, is visit
ing his parents here. Mr., Hinton re-
turned last Monday a week ago from
Tampico. Mexico. where he was with
a party of oil men and reports con-
ditions in Mexico very unsettled. 1t
is not an uncommon thing, he says,
to see people killed on the streets
and a person with money on his per-
son has no show what ever.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
Minister Praises this Laxative

Rev. II. S%tubenvoll of Allison, Ia
In praising Or. Kings New Life pills
for constipation, wrltes:- DR.
Kings New Life Pills are such per-
feet pills no home should be without
Them" No better regulator for the
liver and bowels. Every pill guar
anteed Try them. Price 2se at r.
III. Franklins. Adv.
nHnHFfhnA Vt.N H". H. .F.III. az 81
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
FAT. FOOLISH AND FEARLESS.

ttrom the Hartford Courant)
hlplng was much younger than he is
now when ne wrote of this country THE
Dig rat republic that is afraid OF noth-
lns-oecause nothing up to the present
date has happened to make her afraid
Is as unprotected as a jellyfsh.' we
have built a few battleships since then
ana mounted few high-power guns along
the coast, but a sudden war-and most
wars are of the sudden kind these DAYS
would find us foolishy and culpaoiy
uhprepared, Colonel Sandys. NJ p sald
a thing In the House of Commons the
other day, which the citizens of a big
rat and unafraid republic might profita-
ply turn over in their minds 81 believe
IN organizing the fire brigade" said the
colonel, before the fire occuEA'
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15

To judge from the opinions Of certain
Connecticut papers the socialists who
have been put In office in certain towns
of the Nutmeg state have disappointed
their constituents and pleased their OPP
ponents by proving that once they got
into office they were cxactly like any
other rather impractical but we'll mean
ing individuals They have entirely fail
cd to turn the world upside down. Their
theories We're. like an aeropane in a par
Tor, too big to be put in action. All of
which goes to show, not that socialism
is a failure, but that it is more valuable
as a school of thought than as a prac-
tice In recent years socialistic thinking
has done more through old parties than
in some instances they could have done
by themselves.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
THE HEAD OF THE HOJrSE

lie was h ad Of his household" he said
And his wife did not laugh, Heaven
bless her;
Tho he hadn't collar, a shirt or a
dollar
And neither could feed her nor dress
her.
He was head Of his household" he said,
And she, well, perhaps she believed
him:
He gave her a drubbing and sent her out
scrubbing
And this from all worry relieved him
He was head of his household" he said,
But she was too worn to discern It:
She took to her bed and they had no
more bread,
AS he was too lazy to earn It.
He was head of his household" he said
And she was too i'll for pretenses
She died from her labors, was buried by
neighbors-
He hadn't the funeral expenses.
-Lurana Sheldon in n. Y. Times.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15

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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
HOW lie SAVED MIKE.

ohurc, an it's mesif thot's hungry
enough to ate dinner" remarked Mike,
with weary sigh. but I'm too tired To
chmo all tn way down thot ladder after
ez don't have to climb, Moike," gen
erously answered Pat. Take hold av this
rope an Oi'll let yez down"
Mike jumped at the opportunity. lie
fastened the rope around his waist and
Pat started to lower him. Everything
went well until Mike was within 20 feet
OF good walking, and then Pat suddenly
cropped him. Fortunately he landed in a
bed of mortar and wasn't hurt.
Bad luck to yez!' Indignantly cried
Mike 'Phat did yez let go for?"
"Shure. Moike," replied Pat, "Oi thought
tn rope was goin' to break an OF had
tn presence av moind TO let go av It."
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
A LIBRARY OPENING AT PROCTOR,

1t sometimes happens that beneath
what may seem to he merely formal
and perfunctory occasions lies a deeper
significance which is at once instructive
and inspiring. This was particularly
true of the celebrations attending
library opening which took place Satur-
day at Proctor II meant that Madame
Proctor in providing noble building for
the use of all the people of that local
ity had shown in very modest and ef-
fective way the public spirit and gen
crosby which are among the fine. high
qualities of our modern life. But it
meant more than that. 1t showed dis
cernment in the giver 1t was one more
of many manifestations of the devotion
to high ideals of service and democracy
which have become a part of the very
character of a notable Vermont family
But 1t meant even more than all that
The very great significance of that
library opening lay in the fact that it
constituted one more step in the life OF
one Of the most interesting communities
IN the world
In the town oe Proctor one may find
little Hungary, little Sweden, M;tle
Poland and perhaDg a little italy. But
there one Will also ind placta CT instruc-
zion, OF social gathering. Of recreation,
places for reading end for listening to
lectures. all of which arc constantly and
irres,stibly dissoiving foreign parts Into
an American whole. bulldog up, out of
diverse speech and th'.o't and tem2era-
inent, common uls.n. These
forces are incessGh' ug com.
Inunity out OF what - Otherwise be
hotbed Of dissensiona and divisions. IT
is good policy, but it is more--!t is good
patriotism.
If we remember correctly Proctor has
something over six hundred children out
of a total population Of more than TWEEN
ty-seven hundred. Many Of those chill
dren are Of American descent Many are
of foreign inheritance. They are all
Americans and Of them and their kind
America must be made.
The big American problem will prob
ably always be the problem of making a
community out of diverse and often dis
sentient parts. 1t was so with the
colonies in the beginning. 1t is so in
a very much more complex and battling
fense to-day. The colonies found COM
mon aims and ideals 1t turned out that
these aims and ideals were the practical,
sane convictions which for centuries had
underlain Anglo Saxon living, and had
proved strong enough in this new land
10 leaven the whole mass The solution
to-day is more difficult. The people are
less akin and the masses are greater.
Yet the work done in that Vermont town,
In bringing to pass mutual understand
ing, good temper and fellow feeling is
m indication of what the outcome may
be
In that new library in Proctor the men
and women and boys and girls who come
and so have constantly before them an
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15

admirable expression of some Ameri-
can ideals of construction. strength, dig
nifty, convenience ingeniously devised,
use OF ornament so sparlng as to render
1t emphatic wherever it appears. They
will unconsciously come to look for these
things, and to that extent will have be-
come in a good sense American. In their
reading-room within that building those
children will sll find the same books.
Hans Brinker Robinson Crusoe, The
Story of Bad Boy, and all the other
good books which English speaking chill
dren have in common. They will come
to have common fund of things to
talk about, common memories, and SINH
lar standards and approaches to the
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15

When the Danish government backed
an official report on Or. Cook to the
effect that he never reached the Pole,
DR.. Cook went right on claiming that he
did. Now that the authorities of the
United States have reported of DR..
Friedman, that his turtle serum will
not cure consumption, DR.. friedman
goes on insisting that ii will and will
probably find some people to believe him.
The doctor will go right on innoculatng
turtles and catching suckers.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
HE COULDN'T COME.

"Lemme Off, your honor" begged thu
prisoner.
Let you off? Why, l ought to give YOU
life sentence. You are up before this
court about once a month, as I remember
1t"
mo. sir. I amt been up before your
honor for more TIM year!'
IF that's true I'll be easy with YOU
How did you manage to keep away from
here for a whole year,
Your honor gimme 70 months the last
time" -Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
THE STORY TELLER.
HER LIMITATIONS.

teacher asked her pupils to draw
picture of that which they wished to bt
when they grew UP. The pupils went Il
work, some drawing pictures OF soldiers
sailors policemen, fine ladies', etc.
They all handed in the result of theii
work, except one little girl, who sa,
quietly, her pad in front Of her and hei
pencil in her hand.
well, Sarah, don't you know what you
want to be when you grow up2" asked
teacher.
YES | know" answered Sarah, with
worried look, but ] don't know how
to draw IT,"
What is it you want that you cant
draw"
Il want to be married"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
GETTING READY

why are you oiling the automobile Sc
carefully"
Saw fortune teller yesterday and she
predicted that an enemy is going to crosi
my path. "-Pittsburg Post,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15

world ana life In this way Americans
VIII be made, And to bring that about
10 "her thlhs than mere generosity, a
higher thing than mere patriotism. he.
cause 1t means generosity mixed with
brains and patriotism crowned with
craftsmanship.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
A LESSON FROM NEW ZEALAND.

letter written from New Zealand
by Theodore w, Noyes. editor of the
Washington Star is quoted by the Troy
Times and is worth quoting again.
New Zealand is to other governments
what a fancy farming establishment g.,
to the ordinary farm. 1t is place for
trying out new plans and ideas in gov
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
NOTHING.

"Who are those two very different look
ing fellows who seem to be so chummy?"
That is Jerolemon, the poet, and Tony
Mike, the prizehghter'
us it possible? 1 shouldn't think that
those two could have anything in COM
mon"
They haven Jerolemon is trying TO
borrow money from Mike" -Clev Gland
Plain Dealer.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
Foley Kidney Pills repay your cona

Foley Kidney Pills repay your conn.
dence in their healing and curative quail
ties. Any kidney or bladder disease not
beyond the reach of medicine will yield
to their use. Mrs Cordelia Copeland
Ardeola, Mo. says: Il had kidney and
bladder trouble for over a year and five
bottles of Foley Kidney Pills cured me. -
1t is the same story from every one who
uses them All say. they cured me-" j
w OSullivan. ladvl
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
EMBARRASSING FRANKNEss.

How we'll behaved your children are
said the minister's Wife,
They are perfectly lovely children"
added the minister
The parents smiled proudly, and VI
spoke little Agnes:
PA said II we didn't behave he'd
knock our blocks on; didn't you. pa T'-
Norman e. Mack's National Monthly.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
WILLIE SUBSIDIZED.

G'rom the Providence Journal)
In a number of cities Willie appears to
be go hoy and 20 to school as he
should. except that he will start on a
strike occasionally.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
THE "SEX APPEALS

(From the Lowell Courier-Citizen)
Now arises a Boston anti to remark
that the suffragists are winning over
men by the sex appeal" Evidently
mere man is as unfit to vote, then, as
mere woman
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
SUSPECTED.

Hub-"I must go out tonight, my love
Engagement with a customer"
Wife-"Very well, but don't be gone
long, and"
Hub-"And WHAT"
Wife-"Don't come home short "--Bos
ton Record
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
KNEW BY EXPERIENCE.

A little boy having his music lessor
was asked by his teacher, What are
pauses?"
And the quick response was Things
that grow on pussy cats"-Woman
Home Companion.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
DIR. ABBOTT'S DOWNFALL.

Grom the St Louis Globe DcmocratD
DR.. Lyman Abbott was always peace
able enough until he became associated
with Col Roose cit in the newspaper
business.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
SOME POST.

From the Somerville Journal)
Boston is still the third city of the
country in the amount of business done
| by parcel post, although most of her
zone Is in the Atlantic ocean.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
THE INFERENCE.

Adolphus-It's an awful shame. My lit
tie nephew got hold OF that poem l wrote
to you and tore It to shreds.
Augusta-So the little fellow can read
already l-London Opinion.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
UNINER

From the Indianapolis News)
Coal prices have finally dropped, and it
would be mighty good time to lay in
your next winters supply If YOU didn't
need the money more for something else
Just now-whiCh you do.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
TOO LATE.

waiter-"The egg? Why wasn't X
boiled long enough. sir?"
Guest-"Yes The trouble was 1t wasn't
boiled soon enough. London Opinion.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
is COMING,

The sleeveless waist has made it's bow
And never caused frown;
so we are calmly waiting now
To see the gownless gown.
Boston Recor
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
COMMERCIAIIZED.

CFron the Washington starr
There is still some doubt as to whether
Dr. Friedmann's cure is to be considered
| as scientific or a commercial PROPOSE
| ton.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
WANTED.

When you want anything, advertise
In the new special column of this
paper. Some bargains are offered
there this week which 1t will pay you
to read about See page two. This
paper has more than $4,000 readers
every week ami one cent word VIII
reach them all.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
THE BRYAN PUNCH,
(t'rom the New yor

From the New York ;unD
Mother-Did you hit little Willie hardp
Iommy-No, mother, | gave him a
Bryan punch.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
DIFFERENT

1T doesn't pay TO fight other people't
battles" said the Sage.
"Oh, don't know" replied the strang
er. Pm a lawyer. Boston Record.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
OUR KALEIDOSCOPE.
QUALIFICATION.

! asked the rural squire.
Not ez 1 knows on" he replied
"Jes sngin' by the choir"
Judge.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
ALWAYS BORESONE.

F'rom the N. Y. Evening SUM
Water Bores Brick Wall-Headline.
Not so much as It does the Washing.
ton diplomats.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15
A GOOD SCHEME.

"Our hostess always wants the guests
to Join in singing
"A good idea, The more they sing, thu
less they eat. "-Washington Herald.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1913-05-15

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BURLINGTON, THURSDAY, MAY 3D.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-11-22

SON wes in white and Alice blue with
small black hat caught on the side
With q fluffy blue plume. Mrs. ]. G.
Kay was IN white crepe de chine.
Among those invited 20 this delightful
affair were General and Mrs. Fred
efick Funston. Admiral and Mrs.
Moore, Colonel and Mrs. Galbraith,
Colonel and Mrs. Reynolds. Colonel
and Mrs. Appel. Colonel and Mrs.
French, Colonel and Mrs Sturgis, Ma
scr and Mrs. Tayman. Major end. Mrs,
Butts, Major and Mrs Hardinan, Ma
ior and Mrs. YiinberIake, Major and
Mrs. Lehman, Major and Mrs. Myers,
Major and Mrs. Wooten, Captain and
Mrs. Thomas. Captain and Mrs. APP
pie, Captain and Mrs Mahaffey, Cap
tain and Mrs Lister Captain and Mrs.
Freeman, Captain and Mrs Cults, Cap
tain and Mrs. Bell Captain and Mrs.
Lincoln. Captain and Mrs Harris, Cap
tain and Mrs Cooke, Captain and Mrs.
Watkins, CAPTAIN and Mrs Gibson,
Captain and Mrs Burnett, Captain and
Mrs. McCleave. Captain and Mrs. ia
merson, Captain AMI Mrs. Gibbs. Cap
tain and Mrs. Malone, Captain and
Mrs. Rosenbaum. Captain and Mrs.
uepksns. Captain and Mrs. Janda,
Captain and Mrs johnson, Captain and
Mrs Johnston, Captain and Mrs Clark,
DR.. and Mrs. French, DR.. and Mrs.
Mount, DR. and Mrs. Owen, Dr. and
Mrs McAfee. DIR. and Mrs Davis, DR..
and Mrs. Baker. Lieutenant and Mrs.
Wright, Lieutenant and Mrs. Tonga
sneckef lieutenant and Mrs, Sharp;
I.ieutepEnt and Hrs Cook, Lieu.
tenant and Mrs Mathews. Lieu.
tenant and Mrs. Boiler, Lieuten-
ant ,,a1d Mrs Jackson, Lieuten-
ent and AIRS. Rcoth. Lieutenant and
MRS Rsy Lieutenant and Mrs. Hum