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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30

We offer one hundred dollars reward
for any case Of catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. Cheney & Co, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known T.
J. Cheney for the last 10 years. and be-
Heye him perfectly honorable IN all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm
National Bank OF Commerce. Toledo. o,
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
Testimonials sent free. Price IS cents
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family pills for constipa-
tion-Ady
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
A HERO IN A LIGHTHOUSE

For years J. S. Donahue, So. Haven
Mich, civil war captain, as a light
housekeeper, averted awful wrecks
but queer fact is, he might have
been a wreck, himself, If Electric Bit
ters had not prevented. "They cured me
of kidney trouble and chills," he
writes, "after / had taken other So
called cures for years, without benefit
and they also improved my sight
Now, at seventy, / am feeling fine
For dyspepsia, indigestion, all stom-
ach, liver and kidney troubles, they're
without equal. Try them. Only sc
cents at Tydings & Co.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30

Pleurisy pains are located Just be-
low the short ribs Lumbago affects
the same region but toward the back.
.BALLARD'S SNOW LINIMENT is the
remedy in either case. II rubbed IN
thoroughly 1t eases pain, relaxes the
muscles and the patient can move
about freely and comfortably. Price
Csc. soc and 81 per bottle Sold by all
druggists.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
Jake Brown, sec1 etary. Ad.

Mrs. A. r. Tabor. OF Order. Mo-, had
been troubled with sick headache for
about five years, when she began TAX
ing Chamberlain's Tablets. She has
taken two bottles of them and they
have cured her. Sick headache is
caused by a disordered stomach for
which these tablets are especially in
tended. Try them, get well and stay
we'll Sold by all dealers.-Ady.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
Evervhodr Is 1Ian,e 10 acatcn cold.

Everybody is liable to catch cold"
but those who give a cold proper at
tention never have serious lung dis
eases It is neglect that makes them
serious Prudent persons use BAL
LARD'S HOREHOUND SRUP as soon
as the trouble appears and the cold is
cured at once. Price Csc. SOC and 81
per bottle. Sold by all drlggists-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
FEVER SORE

Fever sores and old chronic sores
should not be healed entirely, but
should be kept in healthy condition.
This can be done by applying Cham
berlain's Salve This salve has no
superior for this purpose. 1t is also
most excellent for chapped hands.
sore nipples, burns and diseases of the
skin For sale by all dealers-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
woopMEN OLE THE woRLn

ForC King Camp, No. IA, Woodmen
of the World. will hold their next reg
ular meeting Friday evening, Feb. II,
at Yonge's Hall. Every member is
lrged to be present and visitors al
ways welcome. J. F. Thompson, c. C.
c. K Sage, Clerk. AID.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
FRIGHTFuL POLAR WINDS

Blow with terrific force at the far
north and play havoc with the skin,
causing red, rough or sore chapped
hands and lips, that aeed Bucklen's
Arnica Salve to heal them. 1t makes
the skin soft and smooth. Unriya1ed
for cold sores, also burns, boi1s, sores,
ulcers, cuts, bruises and piles. Only
IS cents at Tydings & Co.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Alien F0otkase, the antseptic powder. Itrelieves
painful. sartng, tender nervous feet and instantly
takes the sting ont of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age Aliens Foot
Ease mikes tight new shoes feel easy. 1t is
certain relief for sweating, cailous swollen tired
aching feet Always use it TO Break iE New shoes
Try il TO dag. Sold everywhere. 25 cents. Don't
accent any substitute For FREE trial package,
adaress Alien ;. Omsted, lie Roy, n. 7.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
LoYA. ORDER of MOOSE

The ocala Lodge, No 6s9, Loyal Or
der of Moose, meets each Thursday
evening at s o'clock in the Gary build
ing. third floor. Visiting brothers are
invited to attend our meetings.
Geo. f. Me-shon, Dictator.
E. l. Stapp. Secretary. AID.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30

When you want a reliable medicine
for cough or cold take Chamberlain 5
Cough Remedy. 1t can always be de-
pended upon and is pleasant and safe
to take For sale by all deaIers-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
ocALA LODGE 80. $50, B. p. o. E.

ocala Lodge No. 2ss. Benevolent and
Protective Order Of EIks, meets the
second and fourth Tuesday evenings in
each month. Visiting brethren always
welcome Howell II Hampton, E. R.
Joseph Bell. Secretary Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
ODD FELLOWS

Tu1ula Lodge No. %, Independent
Order of Odd Fellows, meets every
Tuesday evening, at 1880 o'clock in
Yonges hall, Fort King avenue. Visit
ors in the city invited to be with US.
L F. Ballard, n. G..
W. L Colbert, Secretary. Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
OLLIE MoKl,Is, MARKET oPhN

The market formerly known as the
Ollie Mordis' is now open. VIII keep On
and a supply OF fresh meats and fish
Orders by phone viii receive prompt
attention. Phone number 315. Come
to the old stand and be treated right.
Yours respectfully.
Ad. OLLIE MORDIs.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
srAR1oN-DUNx mksoxIC LODGE

Marion-Dunn Lodge No. 10. r q A
NJ. meets on the first and third Thurs
day evenings of each month at 7:30
O'Clock, until furtaer notice.
C. = Simmons, w NJ
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30

Clocks of all kinds and at all prices.
A z. Burnett-Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
Foley Kidney Pills

TONIC IN AcTIoH QUICK IN RESULTS
Give prompt relief from BACKACHE,
KIDNEY and BLADDER TROUBLE
RHEUMATISM, CONGESTION of the
KIDNEYS, INFLAMMATION Of the
BLADDER and all annoying URINARY
IRREGULARITIES. posit'7e boon to
MIDDLE AGED and ELDERLY
PEOPLE and for WOMEN.
HAVE HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION
s. 4. Dsvis, 627 Washington St, Corners vile.
Ind, is IN his S5th xesr. he writes Us: - ha<s
lately suffered mach from my hidEsss aud b!-i
Ger had severe backaeE and Ily kidney acti0r
vas too frequent, ca losing ne 10 loss much sleep
st night, end in nv bladder there wss Consist
pain. took Foley Hi-Eev pIiis for some tina,
and an now free Of 81 tso1ble snd again abis 20
pc mp and around. ole. A11Esy klils ksYe M
highest recomasac.tiol
For sale ~ Snti-MonopoIy Drurafore
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30

Five reels. amateurs, vaudeville. to
morrow night, Temple. Adv. 1t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30

Confined Tomorrow
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-01-30
HAvE HIenEaT REcoMmERpATIon

Tor sale ~ sntd-MonopoIy Drurafore
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31
LABELLING JOKES.

The Springfield, Mass, Union
complains because some irresponsible
paragrapher" noting that the national
wealth amounts to $3472 per capita
advised his readers to draw on the
United States treasury for their share.
AS consequence Director of the
Mint Roberts, has been flooded with
serious requests for the $3475. The
Union says such jokes do harm and
should be tagged.
Should they2 just think how easily
a lot of simple minded people have
got by" this time. 1t has cost them
a two cent stamp, and probably their
time is not very valuable.
The world is full of a great many
very innocent and unsophisticated
people. They are continually invest
ing hard earned money in rainbows.
If they got little practical experience
Of life out of newspaper paragraph
column at no greater cost than two
cent stamp, it was a valuable pre-
paration for the grim jokes and bunco7
games of modern high finance.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31
COST OF ELECTIONS.

Elsewhere in this issue of The
Tribune appears an abstract of cost
tor the primary and general elections
IN Canyon county for the year lust
closed. Irrespective of irrigation
local option. bond or highway cleo
tons, the county spent Sll6o7 &c
1894 persons registered-and only
$500 voted. More than % per cent of
those whom after being urged, caioIed
and prodded condescended to register
while adding to the expense refused
or neglected to perform their duty
by casting their ballot.
The expense of elections has be-
come enormous. 1t is out of propor-
tion. To those in whose hands we
have placed our welfare by electinp
them to the legislature, We must look
for relief.
Governor Haines in his mastery
message urged q short ballot amend.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31

much larger advantage can be secured
by the careful planning through which
a business enterprise is pushed.
Town growth is science. There
are recognized ways of promoting it.
A committee of active men represent
ing some local organization should
work at it all the time. They should
get definite facts as to- how gains
were made by towns that have grown,
and see if some of the same methods
won't work here.
What is everybody's business is
nobody's business. Nothing moves
unless someone pushes it, and pushes
in accordance with the best informa-
ton of successful methods used else
where, which applies with additional
force to our municipal government.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31
THE WORK OF THE LEGISLA.
TURE.

The message of Governor Haines
while apparently meeting with en-
thusiastic approval by the people
seems to have made but scant impress
sion upon those who are supposed t.
represent them-the members of tn,
legislature.
The legislator that has not intro
duced two or three bills must fee
ashamed of himself, while not to have
asked for an appropriation is a dis.
grace. One industrious gentleman
from the southeast has proven a
genius.
The public utilities bills'as intro
duced was cleverly emasculated by
excluding from the jurisdiction of the
commission the railroads, and instead
OF attending to the business of the
people the dust raised by the gentle
man at Boise appears to indicate
rather a rush to divide the spoils.
Whether this indeed be true the next
few weeks will demonstrate.
So far as Canyons representatives
are concerned, they are able, hone st
men. To be sure, there is the county
division bill introduced by a man
publicly pledged against county div
ision, but there must be extenuating
circumstances-we hope so, for the
people are watching and weighing as
never before. The creation of new
judicial district which is not needed
except to accommodate few hard
worked gentlemen of the legal Der
-Fuasion who object to the exertion
hecessiated by trip to Cald-
well is a measure which Canyons
representative will undoubtedly fight
We hope SO, for aside from the COM
mendable idea of creating nice fat
jobs for the needy, there appears no
commensurate reason for the pas
sage OF such a measure.
Every voter in Canyon county
should obtain a copy Of the message
OF Governor Haines and then com
pare the actual work of the legisla-
ture. In the campaign John M.
Haines stood prominently for
business administration-strict eco.
nomy. By electing him to the high
Office of governor the people placed
their stamp of approval upon his
platform. The message of Mr.. Haines
demonstrated that his promises were
not empty phrases. The work of the
legislature thus far would appear to
indicate coy distrust of the word
economy" That the people of
canyon are watching their interests
is amply indicated by the work of the
Taxpayers League, and the repres-
entatives of Canyon county must feel
added interest in their labors when
they find the people so solidly back
OF them in their fight for economy and
efficiency.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31
THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS

The county commissioners give
evidence of determination to see
that the people of Canyon county
have highly efficient and economical
administration of their affairs. Under
their direction and with the AID of
Auditor Stovel. several tables of
great interest have been prepared,
showing in detailed manner the ex-
pense in several departments of the
county government. The commits
sIoners are Analysing the broad high
ways OF expense so that they may
with absolute knowledge determine
just what items may be eliminated or
reduced.
The commissioners are richly de-
serving of the sympathetic co-opera-
ton of the people from every portion
of the county. If they refuse to act
in accordance with what one section
thinks best, the people may rest as
sured that it is because they view the
matter from a broader standpoint:
the welfare of the county as a whole.
The commissioners, we believe, are
human, They may and. we sincerely
hope will, make mistakes-else we
could no longer have sincere regard
tor them. But whatever they do, from
their present work The Tribune feels
sure OF its ground when it says that
they are working for the best inter-
ests OF the people of all Canyon
County.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31
A Future Possibility.

IT any man sing a song or play a
musical intrument better than his
neighbor, though he build his house
in the wilderness, the world will beat
path to get further away from him.
The United States Department of
Labor, after careful nvestigation.
has found that the price of foodstuffs
advanced between August, 1911, and
August, 1912. But the ultimate con-
sumner was the first to make the dis
covery.-Toledo Blade.
When the political holding party
gets itself organized, it might as well
take the Prohibitionists off the curb
along with the rest.-New York
The people will listen in vain for
the sound of Colonel Rooseyelt's
voice calling Peacemaker Munsev
blessed.-St. Louis Republic.
Because he married, a West Point
cadet has been arrested. We did not
know It was such a serious offense AZ
Charlottesville Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31

No one objects to the turkey tro
at Adrianople.
X x 4
1t would certainly seem very poor
judgment if the New Jersey trusts
should permit the legislature to pass
the proposed new laws governing
combinations.
Potatoes are higher on account of a
railroad strike in the Aroostook
country, but as there. are 786 causes
for which the dealers would have
asked an advance anyway, it does
not seem to make much difference to
the consumer.
X X X
There was crowd of people around
at Helen Gould's marriage, but con-
trary to all expectations, no one put
a handful of rice down her neck.
There is superstition against cross
ing the street in front of a funeral
procession, but probably that is only
a clever device of the undertakers to
make people show little respect
and get out of the way.
X X K
Undressed sealskins are selling in
London for about 81. 1t therefore
seems to cost as much to dress them
as it does the ladies.
4 4 4
Why complain about the delays of
the London peace conference? It has
brought peace thus far.
X X X
A fitting salute for Wilson in March
will be the firing of all the "big guns"
by Taft.
X X X
We should all enjoy this weather
much more were it not for the con-
tinual fear that it may cause an erup-
ton in some poetic brain.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31

ment. Most of the governors OF
states that have spoken have recon-
mended like action. Such action by
our legislature would materially les
] sen the cost of elections. The officers
in the primary and general elections
cost the people of Canyon county
nearly $500.
Then, too, changes in the method
of registration are badly needed. 1t
cost Canyon county nearly 100000
to register her voters. There are
systems in vogue in other states that
if adopted would cut this expense to
less than one-third of the present
cost.
The machinery of Our government,
municipal, county, state, and federal,
is too cumbersome. It must be
simplifed. The short ballot is one
step in the right direction. Besides
representatives in Congress, the gov
ernor, lieutenant-governor, justices of
the Supreme Court and attorney-gen-
eral should appear on the ballot. All
other state officers should either be
appointed by the governor or elected
by the legislature. The same idea
applies to county officers. 1t is inter-
esting to note what the great labor
leader, John Mitchell, has to say in
regard to the short ballot:
while the wage earners are not
as voters less discerning than other
citizens engaged in the pursuit of
livelihood. yet they, like other busy
men, lack the time and have not the
means of informing themselves fully
in regard to the qualifications of can
didates for political Office. Their
confusion in respect to the character
and ability of candidates necessarily
increases with the multiplicity of
names appearing on the ballot under
the present system of voting. Indeed,
it is matter of general comment that |
while the candidates for the most i'm
portant positions may be and usually
are we'll known to the voters, the
qualifications of such men being fully
and freely discussed, there is an al
most entire lack of information as to
the qualifications of other candidates
whose names appear on the same bal
lot for very important though less
CONSPICUOUS positions. On this ac-
count it frequently happens that men
are elected to Office and entrusted
with the administration of public af-
airs who are entirely unkonwn to
he voters, whose nominations are Sc
,ured through political manipulation,
whose first allegiance is to the ma
thine that dominates them and not
o the people whose interests it is
heir highest duty to serve. There
ore it must be obvious that change
hat would simplify our present COM
olex system of voting, that would
upon a less number of
candidates the attention of the aver
age voter, and that would enable the
citizens to hold them to a strict ac-
for their official acts,
would prove of great benefit to the
citizens of our country"
1t is obvious that we cannot have
| government of the people unless the
people vote. As the ballot becomes
more complex less people go to the
'olls. With the adoption of the
referendum and recall, the
'eople assume greater responsibilities.
n private life as we assume the
anger, we turn over the lesser re-
possibilities to others. Efficiency
nd economy both seem to demand
ch1rt k,Nok i
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31
TOWN PROMOTION.

10 make a town grow, takes plan
ning' forethought, pre-arrangement
NO business man expects his business
TO increase without spending lot of
time and money.
while any town as favorably sit
uated as ours should make some
growth of its own impetus, sharing
the natural advance of the country a
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31

way took it down, after the meeting
dispersed, corrected his copy and took
it to Hartford on a night train, and
"the cat and all her kittens were out
of the bag" when the Courant came
out in the morning, and more and
worse, the substance was telegraphed
all over Connecticut before morning
OBSERVER,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31

spend money on Freddie" said the
teacher. because he never will learn"
But why not?" the mother insisted.
"He has no idea of harmony" the
teacher explained, "and he hasn't the
time"
ooh yes, he has; you keep him
at it," the mother replied "He has
all the time in the world."-Youngs-
town elegram.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31
LEGAL ADvBRTISINo.

Final proof notices ..........., $3.50
All other legal notices at the rate
Idaho; that 70. 500 per folio nrst In.
eeftion and 80 cents per folio each ad-
0itional inserti0n. A folio consists Of
one inch solid nonpareil, or 90 words.
except on written contracts.
Bell Tslepheas 80
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31

The only criticism on the Inaugural
ton expected from Oyster Bay will
relate strictly to the star performers.
Washington Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31
LITTLE LAMB GAMBoLs.
Theatrical Version.)
MARY had little lamb,
She sat it on the shelf,
And every time it wagged its tail
It spanked its little self"

MafV HdQ uttlC ldII1O,
She sat it on the shelf,
And every time it wagged its tail
1t spanked its little SELF"
Version of County Superintendent T.
Fay Fowler.)
"Mary had little lamb,
To school she it did tote.
1t made the children 'turkey-trot'
But got the teachers goat"
Money Trust version.)
MARY had little lamb;
The lamb it had thirst.
But neither had had either
If I'd have seen them first"
caldwell Housewives verision.)
MARY had little lamb.
She fried it nice and brown,
And as the price of meat went up
That little lamb wen down."
CAS- Sheriff Breshears would saw
"Mary had little lamb,
1t wasn't yet sheep;
But Mary didn't give -
She loved it just a heap"
Roosevelt Version.)
MARY had virile ram;
She rode upon its back.
1t butted everything it saw
Observation-Disclosures
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-01-31

The people of the Netherlands lead
the world in coffee drinking. Who
will dare say that coffee makes people
nervous Chicago Record Herald.