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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17

Brownsville last night, ending Il pros
pccting "trip through the Lower Rio
Grande Valley. Ehey are registered ii
the Miller Hotel.
The Catholic Aid Sicicy-has opened
a japanese Store at No. 130S Elizabeth
Street, opposite the Miller hotel. A nice
assortment of useful articles for Christ
mas gifts will be ON sale. Prices very
moderate.-Ady. | mo.
Harry Matlock of New Orleans is a
business visitor in the city today, regis
tered at the Miller hotel.
Serapio Romero of San Antonio is Il
visitor in Brownsville for a few days.
For the business Mdn-DO you want
to buy out the finest business in Browns
Vile. Best Equipped Confectionery in
the city, centrally located. Magnificent
fountain-it's for sale. It's your chance
You can get it-Rcady for business
as soon as you want to open the doors
Its the Paragon ConfcctiOnery-Ad-
dress VIM. G.. Craig, Trustee. ADV
Y. Sack of San Antonio arrived in the
city last night and is here for a few days
% business.
II. b. Thomas of Pharr, after spending
Il few days i'll Brownsville left this morn
ing for his home.
BE Tndcpchdcn.t-Buy Il Kanyon Take
down house. Small cost. Roomy, com
Portable. all the modern co%nvcniences.
See my house in West Brownsville. Test
ed for hot. cold and wet weather here.
Perfect for this climate.-See Avery Il.
Searle. Vivier Building. p If.
Garland Buck. the well known pub
Usher Of Edinburg. is a visitor in Browns
Vile for a few days.
+. III. BRYAN Of Edinburg is i business
visitor i'll the city today.
w. ID. Stephenson Of San Bcnito is in
Brownsville today.
IT.. j. Ncff of Kingsvillc. general
freight agent for the st. Louis. b.. X VI
railroad. is in Brownsville today.
j. w. Jacobs Of Corpus Christi. rom
merciai agent for the st. l.. Il. 4 NJ.
railroad, is in Brownsville today.
Thu CATHOLIC BAZAAR
DECEMBER Is 20.
Santa Claus Headquarters at the
Vivier Opera House
Supper "a la carte" every evening
from 6 to 8 o'clock.
Orchestra and Delightful Musical
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17

The Catholic Aid Sicicfy-has opened
a japanese Store at No. 130S Elizabeth
Street, opposite the Miller hotel. A nice
assortment of useful articles for Christ
mas gifts will be ON sale. Prices very
moderate.-Ady. | mo.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17
BAZAAR MENU.
WED\ESD.AE

An excellent supper will be ready for
those who dine at the Catholic Bazaar
at the Nivicr Opera House tonight.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17
PERSONALS

Dr. j. i. Wiley Of Tenant, Iowa, and
y. :. Wiley Of lIaSwcIl, Cal arrived III
Brownsville last night, ending a pros
pccting "trip through the Lower Rio
Grande Valley. Ehey are registered al
the Miller Hotel.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17

Harry Matlock of New Orleans is
business visitor in the city today, regis
tered at the Miller hotel.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17

Remember lots will soon be for sal
i'll Victoria Addition at low prices. 81
cents down and 30 cents per week.-Adv
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17

READ HERALD WANTS ADS.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17

Serapio romero of San Antonio is
visitor in Brownsville for Il few days.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17

10 Marry At Fort StOcLfon-Frank +.
liaddcn, the well known young pharma-
cist of this city, has gone to Fort stock
ton, Texas, where he is to be married on
December 20 to Miss Sadie Lockctt. AT
ter Il short honeymoon they will return
to make their home in Brownsville.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17

II you uUnt 10 get q hat for the hoii
days now is the time to get il for Boil
lacks are selling this week at from Il
third to a half off. ADV.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-12-17

Buck From HHnf-W. Il. Clint aud
his guests, w. f. McDavitt, DR.. &. w
Cox. of Corpus Christi. and Karl McDav-
lit returned last night from Starr county
where they have been hunting the past
few days They report good luck during
the hunt.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-10-03
PREMIUMS AWARDED
AT THE RECENT FAIR
PercherOn

PercherOn
Registered stallion years AM
over: First, w. r. Reynolds; End, c
F. Rezeau; 3rd, Light Bros.
Registered Stallion years ant
over: First, C. F. Rezeau.
Grade Percheron stallion ovel
four: First. |. F. Welch; End, w. w
Kent; 3rd, Chester Black.
Grade Draft
Stallion under four: First, John L
Boles.
Horse colt under l: First, E. E
Bentz; End, Oh. Black.
Mare, and over: First, E. e
Bentz; end, A. G. Morrell
Mare colt under l: First, A. G
Morrell.
Gelding Team: First, e. ID. Kelly
Mare 4 and over: First, and End
Chester Black.
Mare team: First, Chester Black.
Mare and over: First, Chester
Black.
Gelding under 4: First, c. D. Gas
away; End, Il. d. Kelly.
Carriage Horses
Mare l and under 3: First, w. II
Hall.
Team: First, A. c. DeHart.
ROadsters
Mare and over: First. ]. T.
Sparks.
Colt under L. First, j. s. Stalker;
End, j. T, Sparks.
Team: First, j. T. Sparks.
Jacks
Best Jack: First Chester Black.
Mules over 4 First, Il. f. Bentz.
Best Jennet colt: First, C. F.
Dykes.
Best Jack colt: First, c. f. Dykes.
Best Mule Colt First, II. w. Gut
ridge; End, w. ]. Harrell; Bird, VIM.
Dirks.
Standard Bred Stallion 3 years
and over: First, j. s. Humphrey; 2nd,
VIM. wilkins.
HOGS
Poland China
Boar ' months: First and 2nd, e.
d. KelE
Boar year: First, Il. N. Com
stock.
Sows l year: First and End. f. D..
Kelly.
Sow under months: First, e. ~.
COmstock.
DurOc Jersey
Boar l year: First, John L. Boles.
Boar months First, Harry Wal
den.
Sow | year: First, A. G. Morrell
Sow and pigs: First. A. G. Morrell.
Sweepstakes
Boar, First, Harry Walden; 2nd,
e. ID. Kelly.
Sow: First. +. d. Kelly; End, A. G..
Morrell.
Sow and pigs: First, A. G. Nor
rell.
Boar and sows; First, e. d.
Kelly.
CATTLE DEPARTMENT
Dairy COW, standard bred best Jer-
sey: First Lee Larabee.
Jersey Bull, standard bred: First
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-10-03

Lee Larabee.
Jersey heifer, under two: First Dr.
r. Nichols.
Hereford standard bred COW
years old: First, Mrs. Della Stamps,
Sheep
Buck: First, John L. Boles; End
Otto Berth.
Eve First and Second, Otto Borth
Lamb, under year: First, Otto
Borth; End, John l.. Boles.
Fat Sheep: First, Otto Berth
End, John l.. Boles.
DAIRY AND KITCHEN
Jams
Blackberry: list. Mrs. Anna Walk
er.
Strawberry First, Mrs. Anna Walk
err; End, Mrs. Paul Light; Bird, Mrs
Laura Atwood.
Cherry. First, Mrs. Paul Light.
Raspberry: First, Mrs. Anna Walk
err; End, Mrs. Len Sutton.
Fruit Butter
Plum: First, Mrs Paul Light; End
Mrs. F. o. Rindom; Mrs. H. S. Ger
man.
Ripe Grape: First, Mrs. Anna
Walker; 2nd, Mrs. Paul Light; 3rd
Mrs. II. S. German.
Peach Butter: list, Mrs H. S. Ger
man; 2nd, Mrs. Paul Light.
Green Grapes: First, Mrs. Anna
Walker.
Gooseberry: First, Mrs. C. L.
Hart.
JeIlies
Apple: First, Mrs. f. II. Rich
2nd, Mrs. c. d. Gassaway; 3rd, Mrs.
II. S, German.
Red Currant: First, Mrs. Anna
Walker.
Crab Apple: First, Mrs. G. Keown
2nd, Mrs. Anna Walker.
Gooseberry: First, Mrs. II. S. Ger
man; end, Mrs. Paul Light.
Green Plum: LIST, Mrs. Lura Stew
ard end, Mrs. II. S. German
Raspberry: LIST, Mrs. Anna Walk
er.
Ripe Grape: First, Mrs. Anna
Walker; End, Mrs. Arthur Prater
3rd, Mrs. Paul Light.
Plum: First, Mrs. Paul Light.
Citron: Ribbon, Mrs. j. w. Whet-
stone.
Apple: First, Mrs. Anna Walker;
end, Mrs. Paul Light.
Cherry: First, Mrs. Paul Light
Chocolate, First, Mrs. Fontie Walk
er.
Gooseberry: First, Mrs. Paul
Light.
Molasses: First, Mrs. G. E.
Mann.
Candies
Home made: First, Mrs. Henry
Shumate; End, Margaret Etzold: 3rd,
Mrs X. d. Smith.
Soap
Home made: First, Mrs. A. II. Tt
tus 2nd, Mrs. f. o. Rindom; Srd,
Mrs. Lon C. Waldron.
Cakes
Angel Food: First, Miss Mary
Stevenson; 2nd, Mrs. Anna Walker;
3rd, Mrs. Henry Shumate.
Devil Food: First, Mrs. G. E..
Mann.
White Loaf: First, Mrs. Anna
Walker.
Sponge First, Miss May Stevenson.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-10-03

Cappa Gooden
Copy, Any Subject: First, Mrs
Merle Rankin Gibney; End and Bird
Cappa Gooden.
Charcoal or CrayOn
Copy. Any Subject: First, Mrs. F.
A. Mccoy.
Handicrafts
Burnt Wood (large) First, Mrs.
F.. A. Mccoy.
Burnt Wood, (smalD: First, Mrs.
F. A. Mccoy.
Leather: First, Mrs. F. A. Mccoy.
Portiers: First, Mrs. AL Blake
End, Mrs. j. d. Pearce; Bird, Mrs S.
E. Dodd.
Hammered Brass: First, Mrs. F. A.
Mccoy.
Rafiia Basketry: Honorary Men
ton, Mrs. r. V. Vaughn.
Statuary: Honorary Mention, Mrs.
W. E, Wemath
Fur Robe, Honorary mention, o. T.
Wood.
Photo Work: Honorary mention,
Earl Walker.
Tapestry: First, Mrs. c. T. Ma
pier; End, Mrs. Henry Hitch.
Hand Painted China
Small Piece; First, Mrs. Lura
Steward; End, Mrs. Della Stamps;
3rd, Mrs. F.. A. Mccoy.
Large Piece: First and 3rd, Mrs.
Clyde Commons; End, Mrs. F. C..
Cason.
Set Small: First, Mrs. F. V. Cason;
Ind, Mrs. F. A. Mccoy.
Set Large: First, Mrs. F. A. Nc
Coy.
Collection. Small 6 to 10 pieces) ::
First, Mrs. Clyde Commons; End,
Mrs. Lura Steward.
Collection, Large GO or more
pieces First, Mrs. F. V. Cacon: 2nd,
Mrs. G. T. Napier.
Oil Painting
Original Composition: First. Mrs.
w. S. Wilmar,h; End, Mrs. F. A. Nc
Coy; Bird, Mrs. c. T. Napier.
Copy from Landscape: First, Mrs.
F. A. Mccoy; End. Mrs. NJ. H. Scan
drett; Bird, Mrs c. 7. Napier.
Copy from Marine: First, Margue-
rite Dean; 2nd, Mrs. F.. A. Mccoy.
Copy from Flowers: First and
2nd, marguerite Dean.
Copy from Figure: First. Mrs. C..
A. Dennis; End, Mrs. F. A. Mccoy.
Copy from Animal; First, 2nd, 9rd,
Marguerite Dean.
Collection Oil Paintings: First,
Mrs. C. T. Napier; end, Mrs. w. S.
Wilmarth.
Water COlOrs
Original Compositions: First, Mrs.
F. V. Cason; 2nd, Mrs. F. A. Mccoy:
3rd. Mrs Merle Rankin Gibney.
Copy from Portrait: First, Mrs. F.
A. Mccoy
Landscape: First Marguerite Dean;
End, Mrs. Merle Rankin Gibney.
Copy from Marine: First, Margue-
rite Stoufer; 2nd, Mrs. F. A. Mccoy;
3rd, Miss Hazel Scandrett.
Copy from Flowers: First, Marquee
rite Dean.
Copy from Figure: First and 2nd.
Marguerite Dean; 3rd, Mrs. F. A. Nc
Coy.
Collection Water Colors: First,
Mrs. F. V. Cason; 2nd, Miss Margue-
ret Stoufer.
EDUCATIONAL DEPARTMENT
Composition, 10 to 10 years: First,
Louise Falls.
Water Color: First and 3rd, Ber-
tina Henreich; 2nd, Addie Henreich.
Pen and Ink: First, Marie Mccoy;
End, Bertha Heinrich.
Needle Work: First, Myrtle Moore.
Cake
Chocolate: First, Margaret Stcufer,
Is years.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-10-03
Layer: First, Vera Knisley Go
years.
Carmel: First, Effie Farmer.
Jelly: First, Alta Miller
EADM DDnnUT(vrC

years.)
1 CARMEL First, Effie Farmer.
Jelly: First, Alta Miller.
FARM PRODUCTS
A Glass
Standard Broom Corn: First, Clar-
ence Boles; End, Lloyd Boles.
Dwarf Broom Corn: First, Lloyd
Boles; End, Clarence Boles.
Kaffir: First, V. R. Harnden.
White Maize: First, V. r. Haren-
den.
Maize: First, V. R. Harenden.
Cane: First, " r. Harenden.
C. Peanut CT, tsri:. III; ETAOIN
C. Peanut: First, V. r. Harenden
Spanish Peanuts: First, V. X. Har-
enden.
Irish Potatots; First, Opal Jenni-
son.
Glass b
Kaffir: First, Roy Kelly; 2nd, Will
lard F.. Harenden.
Cane: First, Willard G. Harenden.
Feterita Heads: First, II. Van Gea-
son.
Feterita, Threshed: First: Paul
Morrel.
c. Peanuts; First, Willard G. Har-
enden.
Spanish Peanuts: First, Willard C.
Harenden.
AGRICULTURAL DEPARTMENT
Grains and Seeds
Turkey Red Wheat: First, G. II.
Gentzler; End, Mrs. c. A. Sealey; 3rd,
w. G. Harenden.
Rye: First, j. H. Gentzler.
Oats: First, G. p. Lee.
Barley: First, f. j. Wheeler.
Cane Seed: First, Ralph NJ. Heath;
End, Mrs. c. A. Sealey; 3rd, r. E.
Bentz.
Broom Corn Seed: First, c. E.
Dale; End, +. C. Walden.
Alillet: First. w. c. Mcclure.
Shelled Cow Peas: First Leta
Nichol.
Vine Products
Watermelon: First, Henry Pont-
ing; End, E. ID. Kelley; 3rd, Geo.
Adams.
squashes: First, P. T. Hicks; End,
Herman Mordlund; 3rd, Richard
Farmer.
Rocky Ford Cantaloupe: First, J.
w. .Wartenbee; 2nd, Mrs. r. d.
Smith; 3rd, Geo. Adams.
Cucumbers: First, p. r. Hicks;
End, Henry Pointing; Srd, A. w.
Kent.
Sweepstakes Watermelon: First, e.
D. Kelley.
Sweepstakes Pumpkin: First, Her.
man Nordlund.
Display Sheaf Grains: First, Tom
Hopkins; 2nd, Peter PUNK; Bird, Sam
Hopkins.
Standard Broom Corn: First, E. C.
Walden; 2nd, w. W. Heath; Srd,
d. w. Scott.
Dwarf Broom Corn: First, w. H.
Hamilton 2nd, F. E. Carpenter; Bird,
NJ. |. Nisley.
Standard Broom Corn, Bale: First,
c. F.. Dykes.
Dwarf Broom Corn, Bale: First,
Roy Kelley; 2nd, Geo Haight; 3rd,
c. f. Dykes.
Corn, 1913
Yellow Dent: First, Henry Point
ing; End, H. II. Dunlap; Bird, f. f.
Carpenter.
White Dent: First, Geo. Haieht;
End. Earl Davis; Bird, Herman Nord-
lund.
Calico Corn: First. V. NJ. Renner;
2nd, Peter PUNK; Bird, j. T. Willis.
Popcorn: First, d. w. Scott,
Oklahoma Dwarf Broom Corn:
First, V. NJ. Renner; End, Jerry
Milestone; Ord. Peter PUNK.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-30
His Worries When He Owned Property.

borrowed his nashlight. lie asked
what l wanted 1t for, but ] didn't tell
him. think he finally decided that I
was planning TO rob somebody's hen
roost
Il tried my nashlight all the way
home Now I said to my wife, were
all right! | can go to the back window
ana Hash this light around the yard ar
any houc of the night and satisfy my
sell that all is we'll with the COW.
How many times do you think of
getting up to look?' asked my wife.
On. whenever / feel uneasy to,a
her
NO sooner had hit tho bed than an
uneasy feeling came on nc. went RI
the back window and flashed thar JI.t.
on the COW. Uneasiness was wor,,5 -.
me pretty hard that night. vas ~.
and down. and, of course, 1t somefjr,ns
took me quite while to locate the
COW. and so | threw the light or sew.
eral houses In the ncishborbood 49,,
created considerable alarm
"a number OF tho neighbors thorr,,
finally that 1t Was burglars 80
houses all lighted un inside ana felIn-'.
out with lanterns searching for -
robbers. nearly Killed nyseIr Ia, 10
Ing until ono or two fellows 80
alarmed that they nrcd a counls -.
shots.
That scared me. know that Sho,.
ing might turn GU. bad for my cow
When man has $3.50 worth q, co.,
outdoors he doesn't want any shootinr
on the same hemisphere SO 1 had "a
go TO bed and keep quiet.
II was glad to get $50 for m.
had either to sell out or get nervon.
prcstrstioD" US
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-30

IxCOME people think" said the Cit
~ lien who was waiting for the
train. that to own property is
the greatest fun in the world. They
think that when YOU own property
you just cit back and own It; but
that's mistake"
THE trouble is that YOU never know
how long you're going to own IT," sus-
gested the tired looking man.
That's the idea exactly" went on
The citizen ~ owned COW once. A
man gave her to ME for a debt. She
was $3.50 COW. had never owned
anything IN my life before. and owning
that COW was terrible responsibility.
There was a lot IN connection with
the house We rented. and we put the
COW In the lot ] asked my wife: DO
we GO to bed and leave that $3.50 worth
NJ COW out there all night?'
yes she said. No one Will steal
What? Calmly lie down and sleep
i'm $3.50 running around loose out
ooors:'
NO could do.
II vent out and took one more look
-. COW. She was lying down and
,nad to be all right. But l couldnt
NOV was going to sleep. Indeed.
rew that j couldn't sleep But
an inspiration at last! \ friend
-! 80 i've who lived half mile up tho
had an electric hasllight. All
had to do was TO press 4 button
nd fas h the light.
81 tramped over TO my fElend's and
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-30

-, These exercises. that can he taken
in your room and at most require ten
minutes each morning. will rout
Spring fever.
First throw open the windows wide,
then, sitting on the edge Of the bed
or window seat or hard chair, move
the feet from the ankles. Twist
them from right to left and left to
right. Then up and down. Do this
first with one foot, then another, and
finally with both together.
Lying on your back on a hard bed
or on the rug on the floor, slowly
bring yourself to sitting poeture
srasping your knees with your hand
Do this by flinging your arms in 4
half circle from the side to the knees
Repeat this several times. varying
the exercise by swinging the hands
In the same semi.cIrcle to the ankles
Each time slowly rise from lying to
sitting posture while selling kneci
and ankles.
>lIe on your abdomen, your bro"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-30
WILLIE'S DEAL.

WILLIE had a yellow dog that was
perfect nuisance. hut so devoted
was tho boy TO him that he could not
be persuaded to have him killed. ons
aay when his father had been unusu-
an" ANNOYED by the antics OF the dos
ne called White In from play and said:
My boy, IN give yoI: q dollar if
you, get rid of that dog"
Wiliie's face expressed grea. ama1e.
nent at the thought OF so much money
belonging to him, lie looked long al
the dog. and finally told his father n.
would sive him his decision the next
day
The followlns day While sougn, his
I've got rid OF Max. father"
I'm moFs than slad. WHILE" sa,a
earned 1t. How did you ret ria ".
HIM" "
Why answered Willie. as h. ~.
the money In his pocket. "I swo,ppsS
him to Bill Morgan for two yaii,n
pups"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-30
vi IN {; e. :. :ss"s o.;

~ D.
MI Barry Till. the two courageous Eng
h II lishwomen who set out from Plym-
outh last July to seek the fabulous
treasure supposed TO be buried on the
little Pacific Island OF Cocos, have just
come back. Their expedition proved un-
usually successful.
II Is true that, like all OF their predeces-
sors. they came back without the treasure.
but is also true that, unlike most of their
predecessors, came back. That is the for
tunate part of it. That IS why the two
ladies are being congratulated on all sides.
Most OF those who in the past ninety years
or so have started out after the Cocos
treasure have not come back
The strange fatality which has attended
all expeditions to recover this hidden
treasure is now a matter Of history. At
least dozen different expeditions have
been organized to unearth the buried loot,
but for one reason or another every one
has failed. a,
the existence of the treasure and have set
out TO grasp 1t has led to considerable
bloodshed and murder and unsuccessful
seekers for 1t have been wont to ascribe
their illluck to the dying curse put upon
st by those whose lives It has cost
far more simple explanation OF the
mystery has just been advanced. however
Before giving this explanation, 1t may be
well to make clear just what this buried
treasure consists Of.
Cocos Island is deserted. rocky piece
Of land located about three hundred miles
from the cost of Costa RIGA.
In 1920. when Peru was being torn
asunder by revolution. the trembling
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-30
NURSERY NOTES.

DEsPITD the chill. wintry blast the
II two young men decided upon an
,f,ernoons fishing from punt moored
:, ,hs swift running river
I" n't,or they returned their noses were
,,uad with cold. but through u all
49,, ~, had a siniie-and crcei contain
tn n some very small and decidedly i'm
The young lady--she was sister to
one OF the fishermen and the apple Of
the eye OF the other tn n, ang'ean,met them them
overcoats.
you've been fishing again, despite the
oIa wind Let mo see! Fish so in
schools. don't they!
put why do you ask?" asked the
angler who was not brother to the
something else.
nothing," she replied demurely
az was only thinking. Er--you've been
o.hing In the infants class. haven,
a. OH 2"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-30
MO. 220-Exercises to Cure
Spring Fever.
SVTHEN first heard of Spring
w fever in your country |

wv FEVER In your country
thought II was a new mai
ady. rs it dangerous" asked.
ct is troublesome, but not fatal"
was the laughing reply. Can you
catch II from any one?' | persisted.
Evil examples corrupt good man
ncrs," was the response. Soon found
that my friends were having fun
with. instead OF enlightening me, and
that Spring fever is the lassitude
or, as Won frankly say. "lazincss" Of
the vernal season. 1t marks the
change from Winter TO Spring
There IS good reason for this slug
gishness that follows six months OF
cold weather. There are, in fact.
two reasons which equally share the
responsibility for our duh eyes and
.lisiless movements We have eaten
too much food OF the weight making
nature. We have had insufficient out
of door exercise.
Naturally. to rid ourselves of that
sleepy feeling and that lack interest
in life we must reverse our manner
OF living. must. as the doctors so
often say. remove the cause"
We must cat less food and what
we eat should be of lighter. less
cIoocina sort. We should eat less
meat and more fruit, eat less sugar
and drink more water and fruit
juices.
We must take more counsel with
the great Doctor Oat VI Doors. In
stead of running 10 catch the nearest
car or standing shiyering on street
corners waiting for the next car
stride down the street, brislliy GOV
ering block after block for as lone
as you can possibly spare the time
And while you walk deeply breathe
without moving your shoulders
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-30
A BAD TEST.

MFRS ROBINSON had been expert
cncing great difficulty In hndins
O new cook. At last. however. she
thought she had found one to suit. but
before engaging her, like n wise wom-
an she decided to follow UP the refor-
ences given. telling the girl to call
In three days time.
Alasi the replies TO Mrs. Robinson's
inouiries showed that the would-be
cook was not quite all that she pro-
fessed to De.
II am afraid" she said in as kindly
q manner as possible when the domes-
tic called again. that am not al
together satisfied with your refer
ences."
Neither am l." replied the maid
still they're the best I could get"
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My Secrets of Beauty--By Mm n; Lii, Lima ca wall

resting on your folded arms. Slowly
raise at the same time the arms,
the mead on the chest, from the floor,
TOT a distance of one to six inches.
men slowly lower them again to
the former position of forehead on
1oided arms. Gradually Increase tho
number OF times of this exercise un-
til you reach twenty.
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t Famous Living Beauty

Place your left arm behind your
back and raise the right as high as
you can, bending the body backward
as you do. turning the face upward.
Then STOPPING, but not bending the
knees. try to reach the floor with
the tips of the fingers of the right
hand. Repeat this exercise with
the right arm.
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He KNEW.

The professor of the class in English
history was telling his students, of tho
impressionable age. about the Eliza
bethan era. when. suddenly turning to
one OF the young men who seemed to
be in dream, he said:
And how old was Elizabeth, Mr..
Case?"
Instant reply from Mr. Case. who wa.
thinking of some ono else's sister
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HIS OBVIOUS DESTINY

THAT boy OF yours whistle. .,s
Lovesick Sparrow Waltz very cor
rectly."
"Oh. he's a wonder. He rememb.r.
every tune he hears"
Then he'll mako n fortune AZ
comic opera composer some day"
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AS A SUBSTITUTE

Brown wish I belonged 20 col,
club.
Jones--You don't need to.
Brown-How so?
Jones-Just walk Ave miles or -,
and every twenty or thirty ya-d. hi,
the pavement hard whack with YOU
tick and swear.
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REALISM.

Critic tas tho composer played his
last p.ece): VERY hne indeed. But
what Is that passage which makes the
cold chills run down the back?"
Composer: THAT is where the wan
derer has tho hotel bill brought to
him."