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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
Mlstook His Man.

Enter with the open street cars the
end seaters Of porcine traits. A little
story, aproDos. The other day a man
leaped on the running board of car
and said to a seated passenger: Il
see, sir, you have the hog seat"
"Oh, excuse me" was the quick re-
ply. Il was not aware l had your
seat. l yield 1t to YOU" and he slid
along and made room. The new occu-
pant of the hog" seat flushed and the
passenger smiled audibly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
tnv rrurran Ireuunenv.

The Italians resort to very simple
method when they wish to obliterate
the injurious effects Of salt air and
sunshine after a visit to their Villas
the shore OF che Adriatic. the Tyrrhen-
ian sea or the lakes They battle the
face with the white of an egg. well
beaten. let IL dry on the skin and
rinse II on In soft water after fifteen
minutes. The treatment IL repeated
three or four times, and always at
night Just before retiring.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19

Itching piles provoke profanity.
but profanity wont remove them.
Doan $ Ointment is recommended for
i 'ching. bleeding or protruding piles.
SOC at any drug store.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
Could Search Hin.

The stranger in the little town in
Nova Scotia had waited patiently
through four long days of hard rain.
When he awoke on the morning of
the fifth day it was raining as hard as
ever. He packed his things and went
to the office of the hotel to pay his
bill.
Does tho sun ever shine in this
darn town." asked the stranger.
81 don't know, sir" replied the
clerk. I've only been here three
months"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
uaed 70 Such Whlnlnn.

The real estate agent, tired and
peevish. arrived at his home in the
suburbs.
ooh. George" greeted his wife, "the
dog has been whining all day long!
What do you suppose is the matter?"
why" growled George, the darn
kicker probably wants his house pa.
peredl"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
ABUNDANCE OF COMPANY.

GA critic" Sneered the artist, "is
a person who blames others for not
doing what he would not dare at
tempt"
"Well," replied the humble chron-
icler, $50 is baseball fam"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
NOT KNOCKING sLATTERY.

Mrs. Googan-An' the little thing
is the divils own image of his IA
ther.
Mrs. Slattery-Yis, but 1 don't
mind that so much 50 long as he
kapes hilthy.-Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
Pretty Sure.

II man who has a product Of his
own to sell can continue to think well
OF 1t after he has interviewed two or
three people who are trying TO keep
him from nIding out that they really
want TO buy II, he is pretty sure 10 Dos
sess the elements Of success.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19

There were 10 candidates for the
Democratic nomination for jailer in
Galloway and 5. A. Purdom won by
az votes. There we're 10 candidates
for Sheriff, VIM A. Patterson win
ming by Il votes.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
Minister Praises This Laxative,

Rex. H. Stubenvoll of Allison, Ia,
in praising DR.. Kings New LifeIPils
for constipation. writes: "Dr.
Kings New Life Pills are such per-
feet pills no home should be without
them" No better regulator he
liver and bowels. Every pill Isaar-
anteed. Try them. Price 25c, at
All Druggists.
Advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
ouehl

why am gloomy?" demanded the
undesirable admirer, TO whom she had
given the cut direct. isn't II enough
to make one gloomy to be cut by one
he loves best?'
The idea" exclaimed the heart
less girl Il didn't even know that
you shaved yourself, "-Catholic Stand.
ard and Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
ALWAYS MAD AT HIMSELF.

"Young Jorkins wanted to kill
himself because Miss Bilkins
wouldn't have him."
eyes, and he'd want later on to
kick himself if she did"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19

Our friend, the Duke of Galloway,
sometimes called Henry Holton. is to
be the next Mayor Of Murray, a po-
sition he will undoubtedly fill with
honor and dignity. The Duke has
not acquired Duchess since leaving
Hopkinsville.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19

Most disfguring in eruptions,
scrofula. pimples. rashes. etc, are
due to impure blood. Burdock Blood
Bitters. ms cleansing tonic, is n
recommended. 500 at all store14H
Advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
ON THE QUIET.

George is leading rather a gay
life, don't you think?"
"0h, not TO speak about!"
"All right, l won't mention it,
Yale Record.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
When TO Relax.

DR.. Eugenia Hancock Of New York
says a woman should positively relax
during the noon hour" With the chill.
dren demanding lunch. the telephone
ringing the grocery boy at the back
door and an Armenian lace peddler at
the front, not TO mention the neighbor
running in to borrow ire lawn mower.
this Is very easy. of course.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
COUNCILMEN.

Billy Patterson has been nominal
ed for sheriff of Galloway and is not
worrying much about being struck
In November.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
Error Always a Harm.
Advertisement

To free man from error is to give.
not to take away. knowledge that
thing is false is truth. Error always
does harm; sooner or later 1t will
bring mischief to the man who har-
bors it.-Schopenhauer. !
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19

For eRrache, toothache, pairs
burns. scslds. sore throat. try DR..
Thomas Eclectic Oil. a spendid REM
ely for emergencies.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
Democratic Ticket.

State Senator-R. M. Salmon.
REPRESENTATIVE. c. Duffy,
County Judge-Walter Knight.
County Clerk-Lucian ]. Harris, Jr.
County Attorney-Ira d. Smith.
Sheriff-Jewell w. Smith.
Assessor-W. J. MCGEE.
Jailer-A. f. Mullins.
School Supt. Il. E. Foster.
Coroner-J. H. Rice.
MAGISTRATES.
District No. 2-J. M. Morris.
i" 3-Sylvester Reese.
Nv. w. Carrot.
81. D. Rogers.
&C. l.. Dade.
ii. w. Cox.
SC. w. Lyle.
CoNsTABLEs.
District No. 2-T. S. Winfree.
81. F. Adcock.
IL. w. Means.
I" sc. l.. Hight.
COUNCILMEN.
First Ward-Chas. j. Gee.
Second Wards. G. Buckner.
Third Ward-J. A. Southall.
Fourth Ward-G. w. Carloss.
Sixth Ward-R. M. Woodbridge.
Seventh Ward-Bailey Russell.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
HARD ORDER.

"Waiter bring me an infnitesimal
portion Of cheese"
Saint got any of that kind in
tho house, sir. Only cream cheese"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
HIS VIEW.

'Do you believe that woman ought
to vote?"
"Sure. And what's more l think
men ought to, too."-Detroit Free
Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
HIGH. But Not Too HIah.

Il suppose you wouldn't believe
said the manager. that It cost me-
$4,000 to raise the curtain of this
shown" Il do" replied the critics!
I'm surprised that they let you do
It even for that price"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
To Prevent BIood polsonInp

apply az once the wonderful old reliable DR..
PoRTERs ANrIsEPrIc HEALING OIL. a sur.
gicai dressing that relieves pain aud heals al
the sane time. Not liniment. 25c. SOC. 81 90
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
Overlook First Fault.

Do not blame the man who makes
mistakes. unless he makes the sama
mistake the second time. - James
Oliver.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
FoILEo.

Barber-Shan l go over II again 7
Victim-No, thank you. / heard
every word you idl-New York
Mail.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19

Life Of the silver Fir
Silver hrs sometimes i've 42a
yearA
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19
So We've Always Understood.

% ~ S'NN' .t1'VU'
Mythology makes no mention OF
tight-wads.'
20. l don't know. Wasn't Atlas a
TstanY
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-19

a Battered at the HopkinsviIle Postofiee as Second
Class Mail Matter.
Newark post., 1913-02-19
Among The Churches

Evangelistic services will be held
in the Presbyterian Church, begin
ming Monday, March 18th. The
pastor, Rev. w. }. Rowan, will be
assisted by well-known ministers
from Wilmington.
Ye Grand Exhibition Concerto
of Ye Henpeck Singin Skewl will
be repeated at Flint Hill Nj. e.
Church on Thursday evening, Feb
ruary n, 1913, rain or snow Ad-
mission % cents; children l5 cents.
The ladies OF Ilbenezer NJ. f..
Church will give an oyster supper
on Thursday evening, February q.
There will be ice cream and candy
for sale. If stormy. the following
evening.
Newark post., 1913-02-19
PEOPLES COLUMN
Chr Jfrttera OF OH urarH
o. Il. WaShbUrR.

If the bold peasant speak the truth the asocIat abnos
If the brave gives the facts of robberies and wars
If children bowed with heavy tasks their waing voices raise
Against the system buenng them which oppressos praise
If through the silk of proud pees the bugng wpstock snow"
Or men reco from poverty which many oler knows
It i'll the press prophet speaks to Danish evil things
When evil to the idle rich the poor bthrlght brings
Loud cys the Pharsees scbes they cried Him
Who sought to fill the man with blessings to the brl;
AS they cried when Herod ruled when PLATE sat in state
And the robed bearded Seventy looked with solemn hate
:" He strretl up the peola!' No Caesars friend is he
And seek stop the voice they fear the voice for liberty
If God within the people moves He in that day
When Cromwell called the English hosts put king
If Christ is heard in street and old feeble grow
Before the might of righteous who will not have things
If the hands of hypocrtes who ruled the state for gain
The accusing finger shows the world the amning crimson stal
If crushed and weary mutitudes in factory and MILL
Denied their rights to wefed life to health and childhood still
champion who speaks for them the word that Christ
would speak
Who set the children in the midst for those who Heaven SEEK
Then strive the cunning of the earth hush the accusing
Revealing them blot and shame Gods fair universe,
And from the srous of ages dark they draw the old
The threat of He'll the ancient ba the lure of place gold
Old Rome who built her Roman church and reared her affairs
high
Still shelters those who for old wrongs champions sewd and
sly,
And the will Of those who love chief place
In the synagogue of amon in the wordgols and
These hand hand the prophets seek make their protest
These standing theacs of smile they ask for
from struggling of things a million voices rise,
Denied the pulpit hall and press to Christ both great and WISE
And honest all unaaid make place for words like these;
For the pleas Of those who to for plain umanies
Through politicians evil through charms and mystic fears
Breaks the soul of Christ the Lord who His children
The Kingdom the golden dawn of ages appears,
You not put on Freedoms hands the fetters of~car
Newark post., 1913-02-19
OFF TO WAR

A letter from Manuel Panaretos,
dated Athens, February End was
received at this Office on Monday.
Mr.. Panaretos left here just after
the holidays for Greece in response
to a letter from his aged father.
Answering the call to arms for the
defense Of his native land, he hur-
riedly disposed Of his business and
returned home where, according to
his letter, he has enlisted in the
10th Infantry, 35th Regiment and
gone to the Frontier. His letter
written, just previous to the march,
is full Of good wishes to his friends
in Newark and hope for a speedy
return. Intermingled with this
runs a spirit of sadness over the
horrors of war, wounded soldiers,
boyhood friends, being one Of the
sights that first met his eye.
Although Mr.. Panaretos had
been in Newark only a few months
he had won the respect Of all who
knew him. Starting in business
here, he met with the "slurs and
cuts y of the new man and foreign
er. Acquainted with the gossip
and criticism, he acted the man and
kindly said, "they don't know
ms." With a keen appreciation.
of law and order, he made it a
point Of honor to obey the laws to
the very detail as made by us. He
could not understand how any one
should criticise without first speak
ing to him. Thus distinction be-
tween big men of Greece and little
men of America.
But those who came in contact
with him, We're his friends. In our
dealings with men, as they come
and go, we have yet to meet his SUI
perior in point of honesty and
square dealing.
Educated, a linguist of several
tongues, knowledge of the world
by wide travel and reading, Mr..
PanaretOs was indeed an interest
Newark post., 1913-02-19
Ye Colonial Wedding Day

"Yc Colonial Wedding Day.
will be given under the aus
pices Of the New Century Club on
April 4th, i'll the Opera House.
Mrs. Tyson has arranged the pro-
gram and all who have seen it are
enthusiastic and declare it will be
one of the most charming and most
enjoyable entertainments ever Civ
en- in Newark.
Mrs. Tyson will train and direct
those taking part. Those assist
ing her in the production are :
Mrs. Charles Blake, Miss Elizabeth
Lindsay, Mrs. G. b. Evans, Miss
Elsie Wright, Miss Cornelia Pill
ing and Mrs. Edward w. Cooch.
Mrs. Cooch will act as business
manager.
The~proceeds Will be added to tn
: Building Fund which is beini
gradually accumulated.
Newark post., 1913-02-19
Want Advertisements
For Sale, For Rent, Lost and Found
p,o,. vour want ad. Call SO D. & A.

Anv little Want, For Sale or any
Short Notice that does not need W.
play advertisement just put 1t IN 'hlS
Column, 1t will bring results.
No questionable advertisement received 0y 'He
POST
Newark post., 1913-02-19
Pleasant And
Instructive Evening

The entertainment given by
"The Dindiguls" in the lecture
room of the Presbyterian Church
last Friday evening was a pro-
nounced success.
The welcome extended by Mas
ter Richard Cooch was followed by
chorus singing and solo by Paul
inc Wasmer. The many people in
whom these little mission workers
are interested were represented by
children in the costume of Alaskan
natives, Indians, Mexicans, and i'm
migrants from various lands.
Among the children taking part
in the exercises were Eugene Ken
nedy, johnson Rowan, Ira Steele,
Newark post., 1913-02-19
Who Said These Words

AS a test to your knowledge o.
political events and Esprit of the
times" we are presenting the fol
lowing quotations for your consid
GRAFTON. Read them carefully anC
then name the author. Here is ;
chance for our High School boy
and girls and College students.
1--WE are for both man and
the dollar; but in case of con-
fiict we are for the man before
the dollar. n n This is essen
TALLY a peoples contest for
maintaining that form Of gov
ernment whose leading object
is to elevate the condition Of
man, to lift artificial weights
from all shoulders, to clear the
paths of laudable pursuit for
all, to afford all an unfettered
start and a fair chance in the
race of life
"Capital is only the fruit of
labor, and could never have
existed if labor had not first
existed. Labor is the superior
Of capital, and deserves much
the higher consideration. -
"The people of these United
States are the rightful masters
both of congress and courts;
not to overthrow the Constitu-
ton, but to overthrow men who
pervert the Constitution. "
eff the policy Of the govern
ment on vital questions affect
ing the people is to be irrevoc-
ably fixed by decisions Of the
supreme court of the United
States, the people will have
ceased to be their own rulers,
having to that extent resigned
the government into the hands
of that eminent tribunal.
Newark post., 1913-02-19
Life In Florida

We are in receipt of a card from
A "A. Curtis, Hote! Royal Poinci-
ana, Palm Beach, Fla, which con
veys the following items Of inter
est; "Summer weather. Ocean
bathing and base ball. Flowers in
full bloom and oranges on the trees.
Everybody in summer garb, men in
fannels and women without them.
Turkey trot all the rage in dane
ing
Newark post., 1913-02-19
AFFILIATED COLLEGE

The bill for the Affiliated Col
lege for Women is now i'll the hands
of the Educational Committee OF
the General Assembly. The State
Board of Education complying
with act of the last session has in
vestigated the needs and demands
of the State and has here crystal
lized the different ideas to a def
mite working basis. The plan as
worked out has the unanimous ap-
proval of all those organizations
actively interested in the move
ment. This, in itself, has added
strength to the cause. Again, the
question has heretofore been rails
ed as to whether the State could
financially afford to install a plant
requiring the expenditure OF Sl2o,
900. A serious question, and one
which the opposition used to good
advantage. In this bill, the ques-
ton Of finance has been settled to
any reasonable mind. 1t provides
for the issuance of bonds amount
ing to $125,000, which shall be
pald off annually at the rate OF
$4,000. The most conservative can
not well advance the argument that
the State could not afford this eX-
pendlture. No member OF the leg
islature need fear accusation OF eN-
travagance in voting for such a
measure.
Contrary to the opinion OF some
Of the enthusiastic supporters,
there is an opposition OF no mean
strength. Not openly, of course,
for the demand has become so
State wide, that to state frankl y an
opposition founded on 18th Cen
tury arguments and prejudice, is
indeed an unpopular stand. And
because this opposition is subtle
and under cover it is all the more
dangerous.
1t should be shown plainly to the
members OF the General Assembly
that this is the idea Of no one or
ganization nor of any one section o1
the State but that it is a bill drawn
by the State Board after careful
- Investigation, meeting strong de
- -" citizens for eo''~' op
portunities for oleEs :
Those of us who favor this squal
deal should make it an immediat
duty to present the case to tt
members of the Legislature. W
should challenge this subtle opp,
sition, who in some cases open]
pretend to favor it, yet are wor]
ing secretly to defeat it.
Especially should we of Newal
be active. For reasons of econon
and efficiency, all agree that the il
stitution should be located here a
filiated with the present State L
stitution and the bill is so drawn
Newark should play her part.
Newark post., 1913-02-19

Sarah Steele, Violet Rowan, Paul
inc Wasmer, William Miller, Fran
els Lindell, Amelia Pilnick.
Homemade dainties were sold
following the entertainment, by
which eighteen dollars was cleared.
Newark post., 1913-02-19

ing character. Though caught i'll
the whirl Of America money-mak-
ing. he was more-he was a man
and gentleman Of no mean cult
ure.
We express, for those who had
the good fortune to know him, a
hope for his speedy return. He has
that which goes to make good citi-
zenship.
Newark post., 1913-02-19
Fear OF Ten-Eiour
caw Groundiess

Mr.hIOuis ID. Brandies Of Boston,
vino was the Counsel for the State
of Oregon when the Supreme Court
passed upon the constitutionality
Of the Oregon 1O-IIour Law, and
who has investigated the subject as
thoroughly, perhaps, as any man
in the United States, writes one Of
the members of the Press Commit
tee Of the Ten Hour Law Commit
tee as follows:
Feb. 6, 1913.
Miss Marion G. Dunham,
1903 Franklin ST.,
Wilmington, Del.
My Dear Miss Dunham:
am glad to know from your
letter Of the 9th, which has just
reached me, that a bill limiting the
hours Of labor for women to ten
hours is now pending in the Della
ware Legislature.
The investigation into this sub
ject which | had occasion to begin
more than six years ago, while ex-
amining into the constitutionality
of the Illinois Ten Hour Law and
the Ohio Fifty-Four Hour Law
cases, convinced me fully Of the
ned Of such legislation. Indeed,
| have no doubt that even a lower
limit than ten hours should be set
The facts presented by Miss Gold
mark in her book on Efficiency
and Fatigue present persuasive
reasons for the early enactment of
such law in Delaware; and | am
convinced THAT ANY BUSI.
. NESS CONCERN WHICH NOW
OPPOSES IT'S PASSAGE, WILL
If THE BILL IS ENACTED
FIND THAT IT'S FEARS WERE
GROUNDLESS, AND THAT IT
is ABLE TO ADJUST ITSELF
READILY TO THE NEW CON
DITIONS.
Such has been the experience il
other states in respect to businesses
affected by similar legislation.
With best wishes,
Very truly yours,
Louis d. Brandeis
Newark post., 1913-02-19

Rev. II. B. Phelps exchanged
pulpits on Sunday with Rev. Geo.
G. Hall, Archdeacon Of Whining
ton.
Newark post., 1913-02-19

The speaker had just been in
troduced when a man in the rear
of the hall arose and said, "Is
there a Christian Scientist in the
hall. " Yes" said little wo-
man with a voice of challenge, 81
am a Christian Scientist. " "Then
change seats with me, | am sitting
in draft" And she did with
perfect impudence or impunity,
forget which.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1913-11-07
REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS

Croker Estate company 10 Jacob Orwitz,
lot Is. block is. additions 10 Castro Street
addition and Glen Park terrace; $40.
Ralph ]. Button and wife 70 George Dedier
lot in line Of Twenty sixth street lO9 r OF
Noe. 80 by S ia; SO.
Pope & Talbot Land company to Walter f.
Dulfer, lot in w line Of Fifteenth avenue,
100 Of A street. - by W ZIG. $40.
J. Z. Manetta and wife 10 Richard Fred
erickson and wife. lot in line OF kirkham
n 100: So
Angelo Marabito and wife to Ignazlo Tesla.
lot H. DemartinI tract SO.
Elizabeth Grimes 70 William +. Nolan. LOT
IL W line Of Twentieth avenue is5 OF
California street. % by w 120; $40.
Edwin j.. Smith and wife to Peter Parsson
mud wife. lot at SE corner ~ Henry and Goet-
uDgen streets. r 80 by 100: SO.
Julia o. Brien TO Michael V. Kane ct al
lot in w line Of Folsom street. 10 of Fiji
teeDth % by 1926. and three other
Emil r. wieland and wife 70 G IL. Jmh-
sen, lot in " line OF Wanona street 81 g
W of Fifteenth avenue. 100 by w %. and
II other parcels; SO.
Frank A. Ambrose tby trustee) 10 califor-
mia Home Building company. lot commencing
S6.SM Of Bruce avenue and 500 Of Har-
Old avenue. 25.9A. 9423, SW 29.6A
w 75s7A $500
Theresa Syme TO Maggie Gardner. lot in
n line Of Francisco street. d52:I1 w OF
Grant ayenue. " $50 by \ $50; $40.
Pope & Talbot Land company 70 Annie
MeGlennon, lots 30 and "a. Lyon 4 Hoag :
subdivision No. ?, Asiabury terrace; $40.
Bakers Beach Land company 10 Bosfon In
yestlneDt company, lot commencing at point
where " line Of lot "a intersects n line Of
Iof 13. NV 40. r 34:aoa5. Sc 30, " 80 icy
Isloelia NJ Edeeray to Charles NJ. Edreriy.
LOT ia Ne line Of Regent street. 5boss NV