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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-06
IT'S ALL IN THE DIRT

You can't grow crops on sand or
gravel. This 10 acres. 2 miles
south of Puyallup. is fine rich soil,
level, watered and will produce
anything abundantly that can be
grown in the Puget Sound country;
2 acres cleared. OF course you will
terms. Might consider some trade.
Main S90S-J.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-06

WANTBD-Position by married
man. Prefer situation where there
erence If desired. Acquaintance with
city. E-1002, Times.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-06

COMPETENT girl to care for baby
and assist with homework. Call
Flat d, 1214h Tacoma ave.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-06

YAK KL4EAN Vacuum cleaner; will
rent you machine or furnish com.
petent operator. Main 1854.
H l. HOUCK-Carpet beating, re-
fitting and laying; feather reno-
waiting and upholstering. 2S12 9Th
Nv. Main e3G
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
ARIzONA'S WORLD
Wonder
The Grand CANON of the Color
ado River

The Grand Canyon can be des-
cribed in measured terms. Ev-
cry beholder sees it in a differ
ent form, just as the rolling
clouds suggest different resent
blances to the eyes of the behold
er. Begin with the thought of
the canyon thirteen miles wide.
a mile deep, the Colorado river
two hundrid feet wide imprison
ed down in the depths, between
lofty walls of weather stained
granite and rushing on its way.
1t is buried So deep that only
now and then You can get a
glimpse of what looks like lit
tie, bright ribbon OF gray. Above
the black granite walls of the
river you see what you can cas-
lily imagine to be row after row
of red brick skyscrapers project
ing from the sides of the canyon
at acute angles and always pin
nacled by imposing towers.
The height of those prodigious
sky scrapers and towers cannot
be measured bv the imagination.
They seem to rise few hundred
feet. In reality they tower thou
sands of feet from the foundation
walls. The colors are marvel.
GUS. -Leslie's.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
Avoid SedaiIVe Cough Medicines.

If you want to contribute directly to
the occurrence of capillary bronchitis
and.pneumonia use cough medicines
that contain iodine, morphine, heroin
and other sedatives when you have a
cough or cold. An expectorant like
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is what
is needed. That cleans out the culture
beds or breeding places for the germs
of pneumonia and other germ diseases.
That is why pneumonia never results
from cold when Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is used. 1t has a world wide
reputation for its cures. 1t contains
no morphine or other sedative. For
sale by allsdealers. 10
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
RECORD broken
BY Marion BOY
According to Reports Made to
the Louisville Conference of
Methodist Church.

Campbellsville. KY. Sept. "a
AT today's session of the Leu
iville conference o. the Method
ist church, South Bishop A. W.
Wilson was in the chair, with
Bishop J. c.. Kilgo assisting in
the devotional exercizes. The
Rev. J. S. Chandler, of Columbia
was elected secretary and DR.. S.
NJ. Miller assistant.
The presiding elders made a
report of their districts and it
was found that about four thou
sand members were added dur
ing the year. some so per cent,
on profession of faith.
The banner district was Col
umbia, the mountain section,
of which the Rev. w. T. Hogard
a former Crittenden County boy
is the presiding elder. About
twelve hundred were added in
that district and over one thou
sand were converted besides all
claims for beneficent purposes
were paid in.
1t was the first time such a
record was ever made in the his
tory of the church in a mountain
district.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
Wives Of Great Men.

Bill Jones' wife takes in washin' and
Jim Smiths wife teaches school.
Hold Browns wife takes in sewing, and
supports him as a rule.
Hank Frisby's wife paints chiny,
and makes much coin that way.
Lem Bink's wife teaches music, has a
big class, so they say.
Their husbands? Goodness gracious
faint no use to talk of them.
They sit around the grocery, Bill and
He'd and. Hank ard Lem.
They settle all the problems of the
world as they arise.
The cracker bar'l statesmen don't do
nothin' but lock wise.
Wives of these men all remind us we
can m. ne our lives sublime.
z If we l,ep ur wives a-wcrkin' to
support US all the time.
Franklin Favorite.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
PAINT ADDS ten
TONS TO Weight.
Takes Almost Twenty Thousand
Pounds Of paint to cover the
L.&N.Bridge. ~

The L. & N. bridge which
spans the Ohio river at Hender-
son, weighs nearly ten tons
more than it did at the opening
of the summer.
This is the result of two coats
of paint applied to the bridge
which cost the company a total
of over So, 900.
The company has the bridge
treated to two coates of paint
every two years at this enorm
Gus cost. 1t requires ninety days
work two dozen men to complete
the job, or 2,160 days work for
one man.
1t also requires 1880 pounds
of lead and $500 pounds of oil,
making in all a total OF $4,000
pounds of paint ard oil used Ola
the bridge.
The work which is being done
under C. P. Eldridge. foreman,
was begun the latter part of July
and will be completed the latter
part of October.
Most Of the men reside in He -
derson and receive good pay ID
their work.
Painting the bridge has been
perilous job. The men have clan
cred about over the steel strud
ure like squirrels. 1t seemed
credible that they c3uid carry
their work and escape death, u
up to date there has been onl
one accident on the bridge. Thi
was when one of the men lost hiI
footing and fell to the floor plan
below. Luckily he escaped |
death, but was badly hurt.
One feature of the work was the I
long time required for dinner.
1t is long walk from the fl
end of the span to the grub.
For this reason Eldridge has al
lowed an hour and a half for the
noon meal.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
GOOD NEWS
Many Marion Readers Have Heard II
And PrOfIted Thereby.

GOOD news travels fast, and the
thousands of bad back sufferers in this
vicinity are glad to learn where relief
can be found. Many lame, weak
and aching back is bad no more, thanks
to Doan's Kidney Pills, Thousands
upon thousands of people are telling
the good news of their experience with
this tested remedy. Here is an ex-
ample worth reading:
Mrs. E. Kesling, Hopkinsville Road,
Princeton, KY, says: "Some years
ago was taken to my bed by an acute
attack of kidney trouble. Ihad severe
pains in my back and shoulders. !
had rheumatic twinges which racked
my whole body. l was nervous and
my sight was effected. / tried many
remedies but none gave me any relief
until used Doan's Kidney Pills. /
found they were the only remedy that
would give me any relief whatsoever.
For sale by all dealers. Price fifty
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's-and
Take no other. 1929
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
N. Y. World Makes Most Re-
markable Offer To Bryan.

Washington, Sept. 28-There
has been much gossip occasion
ed in official Washington as a
result of the remarkable offer
made by the New World to Sec
rotary of State. Bryan, The
offer which appeared on the first
page of the World, is as follows:
William ]. Bryan's salary as
secretary of state is $4,000 a
year. He has justified his act
ivities as a lectures by the state.
ment that to meet his ordinary
expenses without encroaching
upon his personal fortune he
mustlhave an income of not less
tbants30. Goo a year. He is will
ing e to forego accumulations
during his period of public SER
vice, but he resents the idea that
there should be any sacrifice on
his part while he is honored by
high official preferment.
The World assumes that the
cruix Of this nestiquon is,
therefore, the sum of $4,000 a
year. Mindful ofmany things.
notably the dignity of the Amer
lean government the circumspect
behavior of its principal officers
and the success of the adminis-
tration of Woodrow Wilson, all
of which have been given the
most sober attention, it modest
ly made this suggestion to Mr..
Bryan.
IF YOU will devote your en-
tire time to the duties of your
Office and refrain during your
ter IRE from lectures or address
es at " bich admission fees are
charged. The World will pay
YOU on behalf Of the American
people regularly during your in
the office OF secre.
tary of state the sum of SIS, 900 a
year, with no obligations on your
part except to observe the one
condition herein expressed.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
Some Swift Motion

A storm travels Sc miles per
hour.
A hurricane travels 80 miles
per hour.
Sound travels Il, 142 feet per
second
A rifle ball travels l, 466 feet
per second.
Light travels 1872, 0C0 miles per
second.
Elec tircity travels 2SS, 600
miles per second. This is ac-
counted by G. U. Dollar making
it, he's so swift.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
Deserves A Diamond
Studded Crown.

An Iowa wife recently sound
ly whipped her husband for not
paying a newspaper subscription
after she ha given him the mon
ey to pay it with. The good
woman ought to be honored by
having her praises sung here be-
low. and should have a crown
made to order and a harp with
an extra string up yonder.
Harrodsburg Herald.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
SPECIAL DAY FOR
CARE and PROTECTION

Frankfort, KY, Oct. Gov.
McCreary issued a proclamation
today calling on citizens of the
state to "set aside October the 8
as a day upon which to give
special attention to the removal
from their premises of debris
and oily waste, which are fire
breeding agencies, too see that
all fiues dre clean. that sheet
metal is placed under stoves and
in places where articles which
might produce combustion are
kept. and for the destruction of
Maamable materials"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
TEXAS WONDER
The Texas Wonder cures Kidney
and Bladder Troubles, remov;ng orav-

ell, cures diabetes, weak and lame
backs, rheumatism and all irregulari-
les of kidneys and bladder in both
men and women. Regulates bladder
troubles in children. If not sold by
your druggist, will be sent by mail on
receipt of $l.00. One small bottle is
two months treatment, and seldom
fails to perfect cure. Send for testi-
monials from this and other states.
DR.. E. w. HALL, 1926 Olive street,
ST. Louis, Mo. Sold by druggists.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
Beats Raising Tobacco.

Oyer at Hopkinsville Saturday
a sale of Berkshire hogs took
place, There were 81 head sold,
most of them pigs. and the av-
erage price was about s11 per
head. Profitable? Indeed yes
Beats raising tobacco, we believe.
= Jacksonville Hustler.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
Acct dents Will Cause Boy
To Be Totally Blind.

Gussie Taylor, a Young boy of
Poole, was brought to Hender-
son Tuesday to be operated upon
Tor removal of his eye. About
a year ago the lad was struck in
the eye with a whip, which nec-
essitated the removal of the
optic nerve. A few days ago a
playmate threw shoe at the
Taylor boy, striking him in his
good eye, injuring the member
so badly that it must be removed.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02

'rorH'S A"'f'.a7 1g" ~.ra.rr, -',;.l ~.
irct
-c.'ra'e - n..i"r oH.t tr >rrn'e IN
the ease "f a." trIr'''l r::'r uricsi. the
sacriiye vas a hu..o 4 i1.r aniitype
was our l.ord's "Wn hp'ly n the vase
OF the tyPieai under priests. he. sacri.
fee WAS II goat The ;nii,ype is the
human nature nf the Church. He
brews 13:ll-l3.
The typical mediator offered typical
sacrifices. The real Mediator offers
better sacrifices" The typical media
tor led the typical people into the typi-
cal Promised Land. The anritypical
Mediator, during the Thousand years Of
His reign. will lead Gods people back
to the blessings and privileges lost
through Adams dlsobedience. and re-
deemed by the Sacrifice on Calvary.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02

Attend Henderson Business College,
or the jacksonville Business College.
Prepare yourself for success in life.
Bookkeeping, Stenotypy, Shorthand,
Typewriting. All instruction will be
individual; no classes; enter any time
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
500 Reward, 500

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all its stages. and that is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. CatGrrh being a constitutional
disease. requires a constitutional treat
to.l~l,y. acting directly upon The h!7cl
and Mucous surfaces of the systen. thor
by Gcs roy!ng the foundation Of tie dis
ea9e. and giving the patient st-ea~tH ~
building UP the constitution ard a~s'sfiT 70
n tire in dcilg It's work. The pr pr.cto 9
hove 50 mitch faith in its curative u-w-
-"s til. they offer One HUI rcd y ',ar7
Ter 49, cSce that II falls TO cure. " e,
Ter TT Of testimonials.
tA'ccs9 i. j. CHI:;EI' & CO., ToieGc, ...2
60 ~ I'll Druggists, TIC.
TaHc I-nll Family Pills for constipation
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
Good Salesman Wanted
To sell Our Fruit Trees in This County

Best terms known to the nursery world. Steady en-
ployment, cash weekly. Good money made selling our
excellent stock. Satisfaction and profit from every tree
you the right man. well make you county MANAGER
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
To Prevent Blood Poisoning

apply at once the wonderful old reliable DIR.
ANTIsEPTIC HEALING OIL, a sur.
gicai dressing that relieves pain and heals at
lhe same time. Not iiniment. CSC. SOC. SLIGO
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
They Do!

If the cows and horses could
they would gladly take part in
the flyswatting campaigns"
Farm and Fireside.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02
YETRRGNLYN
NIABERNACLE/
VIA .srupy, ON3~
TABLES OF THE LAW REPLACED.

TABLES OF THE LAW REPLACED.
Review-Sept. 20.
"Thou art God ready 10 pardon, gracious
and mcrciftl sfow TO anger. and obanddnf
IN lorino kindness. "-Nchcmioh 9:f1
UT Hoover fails to see that
Moses. Israel and the Law
~ were types, fails to get the
real lesson out of them.
Moses was type. not only Of Jesus.
but Of the entire Church. of which Je-
sus is the Head. This st. Peter ex-
plains. saying. Moses truly said unto
the fathers. A Prophet shall the Lord
your God raise up unto you of your
brethren. like unto me."-Aets 300.
Jesus was raised up first. and since
Pentecost the raising up from amongst
the brethren has progressed. The
work will lie consummated when the
full EInlrr - the Church shall have
been accepted to glory. Then the anti
typical Noses will begin His great
work Of delivering all desiring to re-
turn to harmony with Goc-all Of
whom are represented in the twelve
tribes Of Israel.
The Church Of this Gospel Age IL
otherwise called the Church Of the
First-borns. typically represented in
the tribe Of Levi. all Of whom repre-
scented the frst-borns Of Israel. saved
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02

in the Passover.
These were divid-
ed into two class
es - the priests
q n d their SER
v a n t 8. T b e
priests represent
ed The Christ
High Priest and
u n er priests.
The Levites rep
resented the re-
mainder of the
OyercomerS,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02

priests will become a Royal Priest
hood. Jesus, the great High Priest, in
vested with kingly honors, will have
associated with Himself the faithful
Little Flock. His joint-heirs. The re
mainder of the overcoming Church will
be colaborers on less glorious plane.
yet spiritual Their work will be pri-
marily the blessing of mankind.
The First Tables of the Law.
The first tables of the Law We're pre-
pared by the Lord Himself. This rep
resents the fact that man was created
a perfect image of his Creator. in full
accord with the Divine will and fully
expressive of the Divine Law. Adam
needed no other law than that which
was in and Of himself us perfect man
Gods law was written in his heart.
But by reason of sin this Law was
broken. Poor humanity has no longer
Il proper judgment respecting sin and
righteousness. Man needs the great
Mediator, to make reconciliation for
his inlquity and to rewrte the Law Of
God in his flesh.
Then Moses was instructed to hew
out the two tables of the Law. This
represents that The Christ is fully COM
missioned to prepare the hearts of
mankind for the rewriting of the III
vine Law. TO prepare men to obey
Gods Law will require their ReStitu-
tion-their lifting up out of sin and
degradation. This work, committed to
Moses in the type, is in the antitype
committed to Christ.
Moses second coming with the two
tables Of the Law was peculiarly diff
ferent from the first. His face shone;
and it was necessary for him to put on
a veil. which thereafter he wore in the
presence of the Israeltes. but remov-
ed when entering the presence of God.
Christ's work as Mediator. at His
Second Coming. will be accompanied
by a yelling of His glory. so that the
world will not see Jesus. This He de-
cared. yet a little while. and the
world seeth Me no more: but We shall
see Me-" The Apostle explains that
the Church will be prepared to see
Christ in His glory by being changed
from earthly to Heavenly nature.
At His Second Advent. our Lord will /
veil His glory from mankind. and |
speak to them through the veil. andJ
not directly from the spirit plane.
Mankind will see Jesus no more. In |
stead. they shall see His representa-
tives-the Ancient Worthies-as He de- !
clared. saying. "Ye shall see Abraham.
Isaac. Jacob and all the Prophets"
The world will see them in human per-
lection. samples Of what mankind may |
attain during the res .itution times.
Other Features Of the Type.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-10-02

The amounting of the Aaronic priest
hood typified the amounting of the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-03-04
Georgia Startles Country
With Great Blood Remedy
SIM, Malaria catarf and All Impurities that Affect Skn
Nerves and Organs of Body.

irrigation all accumulations in the
joints, dissolves acid accretions, renders
them neutral and scatters those pecu-
liar formations in the nerve centers
that cause such mystifytng and often
battling rheumatic pains.
And best of all, this remarkable rem
edy is welcome to the weakest stomach
If you have drugged yourself until
your stomach is nearly paralyed. you
will be astonished to find that S. s. s.
gives no sensation, but goes right to
work. This is because it is pure veg
etable infusion, is taken naturally into
your blood just as pure air is inhaled
naturally into your lungs.
The great Swift Laboratory has spent
millions of dollars in perfecting, pro-
ducfng and placing in the hands of the
public this wonderful remedy. So give
your blood a good bath with S. S. s.,
for it knocks the worst forms of rheu-
matism every time
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-03-04
Drives Out Rheumatism,

guidance; to whom the knowledge and
medical wisdom of worldwide expe-
rience is priceless and yet can be had
for the asking. All who are in any
way afflicted with blood disease, &C.
zema, lupus, catarrh, rheumatism, psor-
iasis, mucous patches, copper spots,
falling hair, fading eyesight or any
other external or internal effect of
blood disease are urged to at once
procure a bottle of S. S. S. at any
drug store, department or general store
and imm ediately fill out the coupon on
this page for private. personal and
conf1dentia1ly sealed instruction and
advice for successful home treatment
This matter is so important and of such
great value that it should be attended
to at once. But of all things do not
permit anyone to sidetrack you on to
any of the myriad of blood tonics. Ask
for s. s. S. or send for it, and be sure
you get S. S. S.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-03-04
Gets HIS Reward
Major CardenaS Promoted tG
Mexican Regular Army.
Was in Charge of MaderO When
Latter Was Killed.

Mexico City, March 4.-Major Car
denas who was in charge of the escort
of Francisco Madero and Jose Pine
Suarez on he day they were killed,
was today promoted from the rurale
guard to the same rank in the regular
army.
A general inclination to recognize
General Huerta'S administration is
being manifested by the rebels in all
parts of the republic. Nearly all the
rebel leaders have now fallen in line,
asking either that their men be incor-
porated in the regular army or mus
tered out.
Many of the rebels, however. dis
play sensitiveness in regard to the
amnesty bill to be discussed by the
chamber tomorrow, which they say
wrongly implies their defeat.
Rumors of plots and conspiracies
are frequent in the capital, where
everybody continues to suspect his
neighbor. Secret service men keep
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-03-04

cinct of chief activity. But today
simplicity is the dominant note, with
nature taking the place of art, and
great forest cedars replacing the clas-
sic columns and Venetian mastS for
past inaugurations. Before this wide
area usually stand out the monuments
and trees of Lafayette square, but to-
day these were shut off - great tiers
of seats, rising to the tree tops and
sweeping along the whole front of the
park.
In choosing the decorating scheme
for this central point the court of
honor, as wei! as for the broad plaza
fronting the Union station, the en-
bellishment of public and private
buildings and the decorations general
ly along the thoroughfares. the inaug-
ural committee was guided by Presi-
dent Wilson's desire to avoid elaborate
display.
Reviewing Stand Like Monticello.
IT was with this idea in view that the
principal feature of the presidents re-
viewing stand was designed as a re-
plica of the portico of Monticello, the
home of Thomas fferson, regarded as
a type of that simplicity which the
early president exemplified. This rep
Iica of Monticello is directly in front
of the White House, forming the left
front of the broad court of honor
While preserving the severe design of
the original structure, the replica Sug-
geStS some OF the stately OH mansions
of the south, the row of colonial pill
lars along the front resembling the
porticos of Mount Vernon and Airing
ton. as we'll as those of Monticello.
The Monticello replica forms the main
mart of the reviewing stand, and in
this was erected the glass enclosure,
where free from the possibilities of in
clement weather, the president could
review the marching thousands of the
inaugural parade.
The decorations of the portico were
in keeping with no color other than
white along its entire front and with
OUT the usual display of flags, sun
bursts and other elaborate designs Its
onlv dash of vivid color was in a small
draped presidents flag, barely dis
cernible above the chair occupied by
the president. The white of the re-
viewing stands was relieved only by
a few garlands of laurel and ever
green. while farther back the court
of honor w"s enclosed by high walls of
fresh green cedar trees brought from
the Virginia hills.
The same dignity in style and color
was observed throughout the city in
the decorations on public and semi
public buildings. At every hand gar
lands of evergreen and miniature ce-