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PENSACOLA PEOPLE

(This is One of a Series Of Interviews,
Guaranteed to Contain the Least Possible
Amount of Truth Based Upon Minimum
of Fact, Which The Journal Will Publish
Until Stopped. The Subject of This, the
Sixth. is Haakon Paulsen, Only Those
Not Acquainted With Mr.. Paulsen Will
Doubt IT.
In column which interests SC
many thousands of people it is essen
tial that variety in choice of those
which are honored by the write-ups
is exercised That is why a review OF
past accomplishments in the gentle
art Of securing exclusive and hitherto
unpublished interviews reveals that we
have 30 far given complete and ultra
reliable information upon one politician
who sells umbrellas. one commercial
secretary who was formerly a cham
pion COW -milker, one scout for a base
ball team who is also advertising man.
ager of the Maxent park, one blind
musician who Is also moneymakel
and one magazine writer of such va
ried attainments that he went down
to the wharf and jumped boat foJ
Mobile Immediately after reading the
Sunday.
QUAY We 8INO Oh dDSOlulS1J uhNCE-
flied and incorrect report of an In
terview with man who has 141 grow
| ing boys and girls in his family. His
name Is Haakon Paulsen, and every
body knows him. It may be explained
by way of opening. however, that they
know him as III Paulsen:" that makes
| it much easier for the newspaper mer
and the county clerk that signs his
AI,4 1Ir g. 1ar hot Af
| f;cer.
To return to the diversity Of thi:
| column Just for an instant and to the
reason for conducting 1t at all, We
may merely say with all the ego which
we possess that the diversity gives K
| it and to the gentlemen AMI suffra
gettes-who knows ?-the individuality
which is their due. AS to the reason
something to do.
1t has one limitation worth nothing
it is understood only by one or TIVE
people that are psychologically per
verse. They are forgiven-they d.
| their best to advertise 1t.
Now when the interviewer called a
the office of County Judge Henry Bel
linger to find If that gentleman hat
returned to his desk or is still con
valescent after his recent illness h.
found the judge is still absent. Mr.
Paulsen was present.
The Judge will be back Monday,
said the probation officer, whose hand
| has issued a number of marriage II
censes the past two weeks.
Are you glad?"
We'll, I've had to neglect my larg
family little bit, maybe, the past few
days"
| How many have you now"
zone hundred and forty-one; they'r
not all mine, though. I only hav
four
I'm glad you told me they're no
all yours; I was just thinking tina
| would be fine point for the basis o
an interview to publish Sunday"
Say, now! 1t would, wouldn't it
You know I'm a pretty modest fellow
but I enjoy reading that and wa
thinking just last Sunday wish you''
come and write me up
That made It very easy for the in
terviewer In fairness, however, h
| warned him.
You realize the chance you are tax
ing? Do you appreciate the fact tina
the whole business might be repub
lished within a day or two. particu
larry if you should fall and stub to
or loose a nickel?'
Mr.. Paulsen grew very grave. I
was easy to see that he was facin
question of great moment.