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ns O.. tThs New Yerk EvsainS World.
many q housekeeper encounters stronS
temptations 10 spend money.
There are various reasons for this.
Sometimes the methods Of Mrs. Neigh.
Dor across the street seem 90 alluring
that ono 10 tempted to INITIATE to the
point Of ExTRAVAGANCE Extrava-
ganoe, Of course. 70 relati's since, while
It may cure one II will kill another.
What may seem . huge expense to
enc 70 . mere TRITLE to another.
Therefore. living within ones income
must o6 necessity comprise . study Of
each Individual case.
Then. times without number the lit
tie woman on a shopping tour. even
though she have a definite sum to pay,
almost unconsc!ously falls a Victim to
paying Just little more" either at
the advice Of the salesman or TO satisfy
herself.
So that In tho summing up Of SEEM
ing trinlnx items thus paid. the amount
10 far beyond that which has been AN
TlCIPATED.
Wise is she who knows the limit and
stays within Its safe precincts. In
order to accomplish this. the importan
thing Is to cultivate the economy oi
DETAIL,
1t 10 not necessary to be penurious
but rather to he PARTICULAR. and II
divide the income in such way tina
the big things are not los; at the ex
pense OF little comforts ana vice versa
Glove study Of this sasss 1ssss seSssA
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EE A Nd Il gives me great pleasure.
"A not to introduce. for you al
= ready know him. but to pre-
sent Mr.. Michael Angelo Dinkston. the
foremost efficiency engineer In the
commercial world-and make the
statement without fear Of successful
contradiction"
These laudatory words were uttered
By Mr.. Jars boss At che conclusion OF
the very excellent shore dinner rendered
the firms employees. a. Mr.. Dinkstons
suggestion. by the hoss.
There were loud cries OF "Hsar'
Heart" and Mr.. Jenkins. the book
keeper. whose emotional utbreak had
brought about the dinner and day q
| the seaside. was heard 70 sob. Per
haps Il was n hiccoush. but It was cred
tied az . sob,
Mr.. Dinkston arose with an air o.
brisk. businesslike brevity.
| I'm business" he said. "ws shoult
cultivate the Art Of good Fellowship
Outings like this-ish dinners like this
will give Q snap and vigor to tn
business and also augment our rsnowl
~ no drudgery or routine could DO.
III tho cares and details OF arranging
such affairs of these will permit. sha
issue pamphlets on the subject whic
will awake tho business world to tn
tact the Dinkston System makes 70
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A PARALLEL.

HOUTS Of approval and applause from certain class London
musch patrons in honor Of przefightcr who fled from
consequences Of his msdccds in this country neither
surprising significant people would have them To
this type Of Londoner Jack johnson great champion whom
prejudice drove out Of the United States Your real Cokncy knows
little Of the actual facts about prejudice in this country
Johnons reckless Anyway johnson
foreigner for whom ondoncrs feel national responsibility
whatever and Of whose prestige far they understand they
willing to make the most.
particularly surprising that such things should happen three
thousand miles when within few hours journey from New
York crowd Of Canadians cheer to the echo murderer and
who managed to escape from this Slater There people
everywhere to whom criminal fugitive from somewhere
instantly becomes object excited interest and sympathy
importance Of such folk in the community overwhelming
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Letters From the People
"Littie Hats % q Cost"

"Llttie Hiats % te Costs
n ~ Editor Of Ths Evsains weld;
A. ! anticipate sccspting . position
with Q business concern operating at
Havana. Cuba, ] would deem II great
favor n some Of your readers could
advise mo OF conditions. Little hints
% to the cost Of living. the cost Of
feed, the prices At hotels. boarding
houses, the climate and what 70 wear
ANY such information will BE- very
highly appreciated. And think Q
good many general readers might like
to learn these facts. too. g. n. H.
Woodhavsn. l.. !.
The "Whys" Problem.
D ~ Editor of Ths Evssins World,
u. II. b. does not explain the why
probism. He merely proves the original
Deepositien BY demonstrating that u
helds geoA for any two numbsra When
tAs sum of two numbers 10 divided by
thAP product and the result . multi
PILED By sacA Of the original number
In turn the resulting two numbers ere,
obviously. the same a. would bs o.
tanned K the sum Of the TIVE NUMBER
weSs divided by each Of them In turn
ne sum Of two numbers divided b,
each Of them In turn results In tive
numbers whose sum and product ar,
equal 10 each other and TO the square
Of the sum OF the original numbers d.
vided by their product. The sum Of two
uun,bers multiplied by each Of them IL
- Gis~ ~ spnesm vssss san Y
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He Knew Tommy.

A LADY school teacher was givins q .ssson
~ In addition. Striving 70 MAKE the matter
clear to the clas. she ssid,
nov h'll. supposins that you had three ap-
pl~ and Tommy would tell you he would give YOU
two mo" apples. How many would you have
theui"
Just three. ma am" muttered Bill.
"No, you would have three sppies yourself ana
the two which Tommy would give you. Nov.
how many would that BET"
Three, ms'am," muttered Bill again. You
don't Knew Tommy a. well a. DO. He wouldn't
give me 0y."--Casa Blanca Annual,
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DO 1T NOW.

HE New York Telephone Company not have
sed make fivecent rate for all calls in and between the
= five boroughs Gov Suzer would withhold his signature
from the Duhsme IArrmer b which aimed fix that In
amount Of dkeng long defer the day when the
people of Greater New York will demand uniform veen call
throughout the metropolitan district the Telephone Company is
keen have the credit Of reducing its rates its initiative
Why didn't make the vecent rate general July when put m
schedule orce It certainly can't count the credit
compulsion is on the way.
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Just as Sick.

r ATHER BERNARD VAUGHAN ia snu
telling sood stories Of his experience, dur.
ing his recent tour In America.
At St. Louis hoastful American said to him;
LOOK n our Mississippi and Hudson Rvevsi
Why compared with them. your Mercy snd
Severn md Thames are sleepy. sickly streams"
~ think yours are lust a. hckiy as ou,. I.
observed Father Vaughan.
How do you make that out?" demsnsed the
other.
Well, they are all confined to their bsisr'
Father Vaughan ssplsd.-pesrssu'a
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Copyright. 1913. BY Ths Pres p
3I.-CHEMISTRY.

~ the applied scienres chennistry
u perhaps one Of the most i'm
~ portant. Its usefulness Is daily
Increasing. The time 10 near at hand
when the chemist will be . necessary
part Of nearly every industry. III tex
tiles. color making. fertilizers, foods
and drugs and in many other branches
Of trade and manufacture chemistry Is
Of extreme Importance.
The demand for specially trained
chemists 10 Increasing. The extension
Of tho agricultural bureaus both BY
state and national governments and the
growth Of food analysis are creating
openings daily. The young man OF
woman with an Unborn liking for In.
vestigation and q mind that Is quick at
analysing should consider chemistry al
. possible occupation.
Other important qualifications for q
chemist are exactness. accuracy. thor.
oughness and patience. A good physical
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Decided Too Early.

a AARY, 49, toxtssn. vss found one dsy
M ~ q dldsr Asas ssbbias and Gyinx.
e 'WAst ths nsttsri" she ssksd with
"Thsss bess Aavs sshsd uAs b % to the dame
~,-uisht," ~ ~ ansxpectSd reply.
"WAi, ~ asas ehilA. certainly that u M
M Q tssyib,s oisfortuus."
'rYss. bat I ts,d the flint one that would &
With him snd ne last one was long pantsrl''-
Hayper's NsSast1s.
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hE wiz VI
/ Vice . Presl-
L dent Mar
shall Gays thae you
should live within
your income. AT
COST. AWopos,
. personal friend
of Mrs. Marshall
says:
And she pro-
ceeds to practise
a. she breaches,
Mrs. Marshall be-
usves one OF the
0raot aytl. IN th~
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A WORTHY MESSAGE.

VV YTT suhoy end understanding President Wilson has
w voiced the feelings this country toward troubled Mexico.
Aggtssvens impatence. unsaisfied vanity the part
Of warning factions who think that power seized established
will beat gains the calm friendly nay OF the Presdents
message IT only admirable expression Of national policy
lesson from great nation to another struggling to find itself
While offering Of frcndness and help when
that for the this country must stand grave aoof until
Mexico has proved tina. il ruled by and not camp
With plain imperative warning that Americans who have to stay
Mexico must be protected he advises those who to leave
clear Of how this country regards the ability the present
maintain President of "those who
claim constitute the Legitimate government of the republic:
They have made good their claim in fact Their in
he field have proved only temporary War and disorder devastation
and threaten become the settled fortune the
dv eacted country"
definite armcs and election free from al factiona
restraints and for ALL the only by which Mexico
yn through the Of this country hat enlargement the
field Of that realization Of the hopes and rights Of
nation with whose best ASPIRATIONS long suppressed and dsap
pointed deeply sympathize."
In it's implied nsnce that Of republic
be merely Of force usurpon that stable repubi
must rest fair and full representation the
Presidents than statement Of policy It piece
q fine counsel and warning offered older nation to
stumbling painfully along the path Of constitutional
~ ~-
Lamentations won't bring anything but tols"Abraham
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His Delay.

A NAN ssany dshty ysass old walked ten
~ aiio Apn his hDns 10 IN adbinans tove.
Wins h. ssaohsd his destination he vss
0sstsd Win ssms sstoubhRsnt bg an scguaint
"yoa vsIlad sa eAs Wi" ths lsttw ~.
saainad. "Hsv "a yeu ~ aloagi'
"0n, nuA nAsf' ~ old man replied ssds2s.
THAT =, "a tnl ! CANE to that sim out
thass, Slow Sovn 70 fifteen ails an houf.' That
h,pt n bseh suDs.-Yeuth's Companion.
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Unlimited Credit.

"0Vm ~ s' ': ii: "'; tn. Of . .: '''as' n:... 81
vemtuIsd 70 suggest.
..vhsA.s the authors ssmsf'' ssksd tAs msn.
An, Nm the thics mustache and double chin.
"wiliism shskespsaR.'
'YsssA u ss.at III Al nsst d'' ~ ."
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All unsought and unsolicited the nomination for
looking for Juius-and oh Joy, found him.
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The Days Good Stories

the credit there u. Put down on the progr,uus
Words Aad music by william Shakespeare -
wsshiuston Star,
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TMl&S.SSE1 uNS~
EEE,.s& &2ra (6Nfe ss.ox1 !:..,
o. 7ua Sevgk @WNpssD1@ woes
! TRANSLATED 81 ntle" ROWLAND
,o% % ss: 81 n, az % wilt VIII S c. ont Nue. ' cry : T Ii. h,.
ii ways and the market places;
For . thing. waseth no
words rAKErH whether kiss
Thus doth appropriate all the honor and glory and comforts and
privileges and SOFT SNAPS in iife
And the these the privilege of being WAITED upoN
Lo In oil who could Hd his
OWN pipe his OWN collar button his OWN hat his OWN or
bis OWN conscience?
Behold. when woman misplaceth a thing she saith:
"Aas what done r sashway goeth and nnd
eth It.
Bu. when man cannot 6nd thing he crieth:
"Whers hast thou PUT N?'
what hast THOU done with my hat~
WHO hath rasor!"
softly thinking
see It come floating him from out the air ~
them come running to his feet with barks Of Joy
His umbrella hdeth itself strange places and will not be iud
therefrom.
He upon newspaper
household searcheh therefor.
His slippers walk away Of their voiuon.
Theatre tickets leap from his pockets and e themselves In
the pockets yesterdays
his things
droppeth they
he expecteh
He layeh his pipe the piano asonhed that doth not
And its own way back to the piperack.
He nngeth his divan. and discover that
they have not crawled back upon his boottrees
Great Scott" he creh his nothing place
in THIS hou7 Is there NO ONE that knoweth anything Of law and
orderr'
a
nsd sacked city He goeh forth the morning leaving and
confusion
evening beauty
serenity and the household running oiled wheels.
my thou a
charge thee that thou pair Of four pair OF
the patience job cam the cunning Of Ariel the
o a Paladino
verify verify ideal wife combination valet detective mind
reader. conjurer and sleshtofhand performer seah!
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Lamentations won't bring you anything but bol"Abraam
Crube Chairman Of the Republican Designating Committee
The fine flower Of Fusion philosophy
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vH YTTH suhoty and understanding President Wilson has
w voiced the feelings Of this country toward troubled Mexico
fled
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18

Quarreling with the neighbors and
cursing dreadfully.
Stealing a baseball glove from a
drug store; also balls and tops.
And he's been at headquarters four
times for stealing horses" Capt.
Thomas Flahive said Horses and
wagons. He stole horse and wagon
when he was only years old. and
drove 1t away. He hasn't started sell
ing 'em yet. Just drives around until
he gets tired and then gets out and
leaves 'em wherever they happen to
be-"
Speaking further. Captain Flahive
said "Old Man" Grant was the most
amazing liar he ever had met. and he
had met quite a few liars.
."He has a wonderful Imagination" :"
he said. "and when 1t comes to max
ing up explanations he's a wonder"
"Old Man" Grant lives with his
granny at Third and Campbell streets.
She Is 80 years old. and "Old Man" is
too many for her. 1t seems the au-
thorities tried to wish him on Mar
shall. Mo-. some time ago. They sent
him to relatives there. But "Old Man"
pined for an urban life. and when he
pined. he Just got on train and came
back here.
Now they don't know what to do.
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18
"Slims Most Drastic Treatment for BaIky Mule

e T. LOUISA courteous and oblig-
y ing young man who acknowledged
to the soubriquet of "Slim." showed
John Holferin, teamster, OF 1923 Eas-
ton avenue. how to Undue a balky
mule with an ambition to proceed
and keep proceeding.
Holfer1n was driving = team of
mules to a load of gravel. when at
Chouteau and Rankin avenues. one of
the Missouri's prides evidenced a de-
sire to sit down and rest
At this juncture slim" hove into
view, announced his monacker and
confided that persuading balky mules
to resume their mission in life was
about the longest suit he boasted Of.
Holferin breathed a sigh Of relief.
looked incredulous, but mounted the
wagon and waited
slim" stepped to the mules side.
spoke something about the necessity
of Democrats sticking together and
pulling for the common cause. and
gave it four resounding smacks on the
flank with his hand.
The mule Immediately started away
in an excited trot and Holferin was SO
surprised he nearly fell on the wag-
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18
)esecrate the Graves Of

I INDIANAPOLIS. IND.-Hist. thoui
! Step not ON that cyrtoceras nash.
vtlense.
Be careful there! You are about to
place your foot on that poteriocrinus
corypaeus. and do not step to the
right or your No. 10 will cover that
cyathocrinus benedict
There are all kinds Of animals i'm
bedded in Indianapolis sidewalks. and
pedestrians step on them every day
without the Interference of the Indian
apolis Humane society. The Humane
society. perhaps does not know that
these animals are the targets for hun
dreds Of thousands of feet. and It real
~ makes no difference, for they have
been dead these many years-1.0 900
years perhaps. or even 100000 or l.
900. 900 years. for no one knows and
few will dispute the statement.
Again the Humane society II ex-
cused for inactivity because these an
imals are not present in living form.
but as fossils and they really form q
part Of the nag stones on which the
pavements are constructed.
Flag stones of Niagara limestone
were placed In front of the building
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18
Woman Knocks Pipe From Car Smokers Mouth

smoking a pipe. He pulled compla.
Gently until Mrs. de Kay began to
choke from the fumes. Then she ap-
pealed to the conductor.
He asked Leslie to stop smoking.
The carpenter preferred to continue
and told the conductor SO. Then, Mrs.
de Kay adopted moral suasion with
the carpenter; whereupon he not only
proceeded to violate the city ordin-
ance against the emitting of thick.
black smoke" but used language which
Mrs. de Kay considered improper.
Without apparent chance for assist
ance from the conductor or others.
she thereupon knocked the pipe from
Leslie's mouth.
In the hub-bub that followed Police
man Dugan of'the Charles street sta
ton appeared and arrested Leslie and
took him to the police station. Mrs.
de Kay was only too glad to follow.
Leslie insisted that he had been as
saulted and wanted Lieutenant Lyon
to entertain such charge against
Mrs. de Kay. The lieutenant heard
Mrs. de Kay's version Of the incident
and refused to enter any charge
against her.
Later, 1t was said. Leslie was found
to be suffering from asthma" and was
sent to st. vincent's hospital: but
soon afterward he was locked up.
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18

NEW YoRK.-street car conductors
N in New York who do not know how
to make a man quit smoking on the
platform of their cars in violation Of
the rules of the company should apply
to Mrs. Sidney de Kay for instruction.
Mrs. de Kay lives at No. SO West
Ninth street and Is the mother Of Eek
ford c. de Kay, who was military sec
retary to Governor Dix. The other
night she caused the arrest of Robert
Leslie, who said he was a carpenter.
thirty-three years old. living at No.
316 West Twenty Eighth street. Mrs.
de Kay assured the police she would
be on hand to press the complaint
when Leslie was brought into police
court.
Coming south on a crowded Sixth
avenue car. both Mrs. de Kay and Les
lie were compelled to stand on the
rear platform. The carpenter was
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18
Desperate Criminal Record at Eight Years Of Age

Y ANsAs CITY. MO. They call
n him "Old Man" His age is .
years. He has desperate criminal
record. /.
In fact, he has been stealing horses
since he was years old.
He is 3 feet 6 inches tall and his
he isn't called "Old Man" he is known
as "R. B." He was arrested the 9th
er morning near the city market by
a policeman almost twice as tall as
himself for his fourth or fifth ven-
ture-in horse stealing.
With him was a partner in crime.
small. brunette partner-a negro
boy, Roy Warren. 6 years old. escaped
from st. Simon's Home.
William Mertz did the arresting and
he had to stoop over to collar the
malefactors properly. He saw them
In an express wagon belonging to w.
L. Howes, stolen at $3.50 the night be-
fore.
After the youngsters had been held
up in front of the desk SO the desk
sergeant could book" them they were
taken over to the Detention Home.
And there Doctor Matthias doesn't
know what to do with them. Particu.
larly with "Old Man" Grant. st. ST.
mons will take the dusky Roy back
again.
But "Old Man"
Take look at his Juvenile court
record.
First charge. pouring coal oil on kit
tens.
Second. hitting a woman in the eye
with a ball and malice aforethought.
Third. fourth. fifth and several more
times. throwing stones through the
windows OF passenger trains.
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18
Old Pic shops Disappearing.

With the decline of the la mode
beef shop in London one notes also
the disappearance of most of the old
fashioned pie shops, such as the IA
nous eel-pie shop in Fleet street that
the youthful fancy Of the writer al
ways associated with the story Of
Sweeney Todd. "the demon barber"
The itinerant vender Of sleeps trot-
ters has also disappeared, as well as
the seller of sandwiches at the doors
of theaters. while the peripatetic pie
has quite vanished from the streets.
In their place we have the all-conquer-
ing but malodorous fried-flsh shop.
which has multiplied fourfold during
the last twenty years.-London
Chronicle.
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18
Cyrtoceras NashviIense

occupied by the Fletcher Trust COM
pany q score Of years ago and since
that time countless feet have passed
over the pavements. Countless eyes
have scanned the smooth stones per-
chance to catch q glimpse of lost.
strayed or stolen coin. but few per-
sons have observed the fossils lying
imbedded In the rock
What many have considered ridges
in the stone are said by scientists to
be fossils or prehistoric animals or
plants. One of the common types
found in Niagara limestone IL the fos-
sill of the cyanthocrimus benedict,
named in honor Of A. c. Benedict OF
Indianapolis because he first discover
ed the species. Mr.. Benedict is .
well-known collector Of Indiana fossils.
and the fossil which bears his name
is that of sea lily.
Many specimens of the cyrtoceras
nashvilense, the shell Of devil fish,
are to be seen plainly in the pave
ments Of the downtown district These
appear to be elongated. conical.shaped
ridges in the stone. broken at frequent
intervals by depressions. DR.. A. G.
Brayson. who. aside from his study
of medicine has devoted much time to
other sciences. has found many fossils
imbedded in the paving stones
Much Of the stone that has been
used for paving the sidewalks has
been quarried near Flatrock, Ind. and
scientists. who recognize readily the
variety of fossils found in the rock,
declare that they can not estimate the
age Of the stones which daily form the
pathways for thousands Of feet
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18

stomach and there was no cure. Ial-
most thought the same, for my breath
was offensive and could not eat any
thing without great misery. and grad
ually grew worse.
Finally concluded to try Peruna,
and l found relief and cure for that
dreadful disease. catarrh. I took i've
bottles of Peruna and two of Manalin.
and now feel like new man. There
is nothing better than Peruna. and I
keep bottle of it in my house all the
time"
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18
DAYTON Ha. Had Six FIood,.

Dayton, o., has stood in the shadow
of disaster from flood ever since its
foundation. No less than six times
previous to the present inundation
have the rivers which flow through 1t
left their accustomed courses and
brought death and destruction of
property upon the town. The first of
these floods occurred In 1905, the very
year that Dayton was Incorporated as
a town. The sixth was in 1898 and
the others In the years 1S47, 1868, 1866
and 1886.
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18

Madam" he said. Il am indeed sor-
ry to see you in such condition as
this. What has happened? Have you
been run over by a motor carr"
With infinite difficulty and obvious
pain the patient reused herself. and
the white lips slowly moved.
mo. DOCTOR" she moaned. But /
tainted in church. and was brought to
by some friends who have been study
ing first aid to the injured"
Then the great physician took out
his note book and entered the case II
the very serious" column.
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18
POET DENIED A PLEASURE

The London Daily Chronicle tells us
that when London society after the
publication of Songs OF the Sierras"
began to lionize Joaquin Miller he was
much puzzled at receiving three letters
In quick succession from an admirer
who signed himself Dublin" without
any initials. One Of these contained
an invitation to breakfast, which he ac-
cepted. and then discovered that his
host was the archbishop of Dublin.
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18

After his return to America, Miller
wrote: AT Dublin's breakfast l met
Robert Browning. Lady Augusta. lot
more ladies and duke or two. After
breakfast Dublin read poetry to me,
with his Ave beautiful daughters
groupted about him. When went
away he promised to send me his
books. He did so. put them in my
trunk and did not open them till got
to America. Fancy my CONSERVATION
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18
In Some Other Town

We'll. you chaps are entitled 10 /,
lot OF credit, anyway, for capturing sc
desperate a criminal"
Credit. mister? That's good enough
as fur as it goes, but there's goin' te
be trouble If don't get my share O,
the cash!"-Chicago Tribune.
The Springfield herald., 1913-04-18

on. Ten blocks farther he noticed the
mule moving queerly and noticed a
red stain along the pavement He
Investigated and found the animal had
been stabbed four times in the flank
and was bleeding profusely.
The police are inquiring for Slim
in order to learn more about his per
suasive methods.