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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

FINS, FURS AND FEATHERS


EVERYBODY is going fishing these
days. Within the past io9f OF Nv w
wears never has the lower Hood iiNei
fishing been So good as on this season.
Experts think 10 is due to the TACT tha'
tbe channel of the mouth Of the stream
was SO changed last fall as TO give the
fish g chance 90 enter from the CuIuin-
bia. Almost every afternoon nmf0ds
catch baskets Of fine trout within Two
miles of the city. On one dal Jas.
week 3. +. Duncan stood on the NOUN
Hood railroad bridge aHd landed three
big steelhead. s,-....
/. Martin. who is one Of the most '
enthusiastic Of local fishermen, cauRn
large chinook in the same spot. Ohe
Of the Vorkmen Of the Pacific Power a
7 Light C0mpany's crews saw the leat'
he had a good bit Of sporting 0iooo
chasing through bis veins and arteries
and he Immediately declared to his iel-
Low lsb0rers that before night the
would catch the mate Of the pug hsh;
he carried out this declaration ana
caught another giant Chinook as soon
as the evening whistle had SOUNDED Oh
the big project
Mr.. and Mrs. d. A. Turner took an
outing last week. They strolled up the
Hood river, their minds soothed py
dreams such as must have given Isaac
Walton his exquisite grasp on phllosO-
phv. At the Mount Hood bridge they
stopped and tossed their hooks into the
stream. Mr.. Turner returned to the
city proudly displaying a steelhead,
Mrs. Turner, to add TO her pleasure Of
the day. brought back fine Dolly Var
den trout.
Among Hood Rivers japanese col
ony are found many deyotees Of the
rod. japanese are very fond o! iish.
Over in the Flowery Isle they eat sew
eral hundred varieties Of the members
of the fnny tribe. OF some species,
raw fish is considered a great delicacy |
One local Japanese boy during the past
week has been making daily trips up
the river. He always returns with at
least one steelhead.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08
AUTO CLUB WILL
MEET SATURDAY

The Hood River Automobile club
will meet at the rooms Of the CONNER
cial club Saturday evening at o'cloek
when officers will be elected for the
ensuing year, and when members Of
the club will endeavor TO create a
stronger interest in activities Of the
organization. The club was organized
in 1911 and has almost a hundred mem
bers. 1t is thought by enthuiastic mo-
torists who are members of the Auto
mobile club that the organization can
foster the Improvement of stretches OF
roads where repairs are needed. Just
now an endeavor is being made to Sc
cure official recognition of the road be-
tween this city and The Dalles.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08
Fierce Engagement on Mitchelps Point

May D, l9l3
Editor Glacier; Last week a small
detachment of a crack military organ
ization of Hood River was seen near
the ancient city of Menominee, boldly
rushing its way down the borders Of
the Columbia. From their martial ar.
ray and the frequent spit aud snap of
their Gatlings it was plain to the most
casual observer that the valiant column
was out for either business or trouble,
perhaps BOTH Soon a rafting fire of
musketry, or rather pistolry. told but
too plainly that the trouble had com
menced, and on looking up we discov-
cred that the gallant column had taken
up a fine stratagetic position on the top
of Mitchell's Point. Their manly forms
could be seen clearly silhouetted
against the sky from the top of the
point and following the direction of
their fire we could decern the white
uniforms of the enemy in a slight
fringe of trees far down the slope.
And long the conflict RACES
The tides of battle sway,
And now Angora's loosing ground
And now the scouts give way.
After a time tla noise of battle had
entirely died away and as we were
wondering who had won this CORY
field, and who wouldshght no more, we
happened to look up and saw, not the
gallant scouts again, but the white un-
iforms of the Angoras, their short
white banners straight up in the
breeze. The gallant scouts 0, where
were they? But such is the hazards
of war.
A certain hard headed old farmer.
whom | afterward saw, said it was
only a bunch of "them Hood River
hoodlems" shooting at his-goats. But
then, you see, he was an unsophisti-
Gated farmer. Yours truly,
|. c. UM.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08
BIRTHS

Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. William Kis-
singer at their home in Belmont,
Thursday, May /, daughter.
Born TO Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Stevens,
at their home on the Heights, Thurs
day, May /. a son.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph H.
Cummings, of Mosier, at the Cottage
Friday May 2, a son.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

Joe had not seen Bill for a long t,me
Hello, BiIlF he said. "SuH work.
ing. ! see"
Yes, Joe, but | am getting a little
wabhly. I've had only two vacations
In thirty-seven years, Joe. once to un
dergo surgical operation and the
other time In order to buy lot In the
cemetery indianapolis News
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

T'TTTg tTIN NNTTTI
You are in favor Of the uplift of
course"
Yes, ~ replied Farmer Corntossel
"onIy | haven't amy special regard fur
man who has Job Of roof mepdIn'
on hand and who refuses to climb a
ladder In hopes that some one will
bring along an elevator. or."-Washlpe.
ton Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08
BASEBALL

The Heights baseball team had an
easy walk away Sunday afternoon,
when its members met the Fletcher
Furniture Company team, of The
Dalles. The visitors were beaten by
score of z to 2. The local lads dis
played their superiority at all times
during the contest. Ssss ES1
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

A man living at Auburn, New York,
had severe attack of kidney and blad
der trouble Being a working man, not
wanting to lose time, he cured himself
completely by using Foley Kidney Pills,
A year later he says: "lt is a pleasure
to report that the cure was permanent.
His name is j, A. Farmer, Chas. n.
Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

The Lower City team will meet the
Walther-Williams aggregation at Co
lumba Park Sunday afternoon. The
Walther-Willams team is said TO have
some star players and the coming con-
test is arousing the interest of local
fans, who look forward to some exhi-
billions of baseball skill.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08
". R. c. Notice

The Department president will be
present at the next meeting of the
Woman's Relief Corps Saturday, May
10. Members are requested to be
present and bring cake or sandwiches.
The Post is cordially invited to lunch
after business meeting.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08
Finley 10 0reanlze SpOrtSmen

Special effort is being made by State
| Game Warden William l.. Finley, to
organize the sportsmen in every com
muuity throughout the state. In many
/ places organizations have been formed
and good result have been secured
"In order to carry out the work that
has been outlined by the State Board
of Fish and Game Commissioners, and
to have tour fields and forests abound
in game and our streams stocked with
fish, it is very necessary that we have
the active assistance Of spOrtsmen in
different parts of the state, says Mr..
Finley.
"The object of these sportsmen's
clubs is to ASSIST the Commission in
planting trout and other game fish in
the various creeks and rivers, and to
release different varieties of game
birds which are now being raised at
the state game farm in places where
they will thrive and do well. We in
tend to do this distributing Of fish and
game birds through the sportsmen's
organizations.
The new fish distributing car, rain
bow" has been built at a cost of
ST. 600. This car is especially equipped
with a large number of cans and an air
pump and necessary apparatus so that
trout fry can be taken from the hatch
cries and delivered in any part of the
state where the railroad runs. From
these railroad points the sportsmen are
to take the fish in wagons, automobiles
or other conveyances to the streams to
be stocked
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

Ii you wear underclothing YOU should
get a Linen Marker at the Glacier Stamp
Works and live happy ever after.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

Murray Kay landed three fine steel
head Sunday, which was perhaps the
best day Of the season for fishermen.
Since then all have been declaring that
the weather is Off.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

Matt Huckler is the champion fisher.
man of the boys. He caught a steel
head last Saturday that was almost as
long as he was.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

Jim Pfer headed the procession
Tuesday evening, catching the only
steelhead Of the day.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

J II. Fredricy, second to none with
fly, has caught his share of sparkling
beauties.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-05-08

Lovely Lingerie Dresses of Embroidered Voes all white and
white with touch of Nell Rose Silk Popn Dresses high waist
effect, plain coorsBlack and White Striped Voie dresses
trimmed with black velvet and white White Serge
Dresses with Robespe collars of blue red messane buttons
and cuff trimming to match-Mixed Sung Dresses in light
coors, with sashed Skirts collar cuffs and belt of messane
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-14
CORTEXoF GURL|Ck
Strange Diagnosis Of a Prospec.
tive Bridegroom's Complaint
by a Supposed Doctor.
ey GEORGE MUNsoN.

Three months before his marriage
Charles BannOn began to put in over
time. This is phenomenon by no
means rare among prospective hus-
bands. and is usually viewed indul.
gently by their employers. even
though it means a double salary at
the end OF the month. But Bannon's
savings were scan,y and the furniture
had to be paid for
Charles. you must positively stop"
declared his flancee. Marian James.
when months overwork and lack
of exercise had showed itself in the
young mans pale and trembling
hands I'm not going to have you
kill yourself, dear. for that horrid old
furniture How is that insomnia you
were telling Inc about?"
Pretty bad, Marian" admitted her
lover. Il think shall 90 to doc
tor about 1t
Go to DR.. O'keefc,' answered Ma
rian promptly. He is the greatest
nerve and brain snrcialist in the city.
Esther Garter was telling me how he
cured her brother Of neurasthenia.
Philip Carter was completely unbal-
anced until DR.. Okeofe took him in
hand and now he's almost rational.
And I'm not going to have you become
unbalanced" she pouted. and sealed
her advice with a kiss.
That was how Bannon came to visit
the great specialist. He entered the
comfortable waiting room In trepida-
ton. II was not O'Keefe's regular
hour, but the maid thought he would
be in shortly Would he wait? Ban
non waited, turning over the leaves OF
a six months old magazine aimlessly,
and gradually becoming convinced
that all Of his symDtonis were agra
waited ones. Suddenly the doctor ap-
pcared AT the door
He - quite a young man - much
younger than l,alnon had expected.
But thcn OF cuGrS" all the great Spe-
cialists in every branch Of work were
young mon nowadays. O'Kcefe was
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-14
Pacific Island to coIIeoA

The University Of Minnesota Ia,
been offered ten-acre tract on CIV
press island in the Pacific ocean. SC
miles from Seattle. and buildings 10,
use as a marine biological laboratory
The alumni Of the university resid
ing in Washington have made the Of
fer, which is not yet formal one. The
alumni also propose to give to the uni
versity, besides the landings and build
ings. whatever minor additions are
necessary to maintain the station, and
to give the university three or pos.
sibly more scholarships to assist stu
dents desiring to take advanced work
In biology at the marine station. In
case the offer cannot be accepted now
It will remain open for three yeara
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-14
AUNT HANNAH'S ONE HOBBY
Old Lady, Restricted Al Her Inc,
Meant to Use Her Money
- She Liked.

After being poor all her life, Aunt
Hannah had come into property. I,
was not much from some people,
standpoint. only $1,000. but from
Aunt Hannah's standpoint It was a
fortune. Considering previous depriva
lions. she held her head pretty level
Her only extravaganza was tele
grams. She sent half dozen Of them
every day-great. long telegrams run.
ming to 10 high az 100 words. Their
cost began to make inroads even on
$1,000. A prospective heir felt con
strained to demonstrate against the
needless expense
III you must telegraph to all those
people" he said. you ought to try &c
keep it down to ten words"
Aunt Hannah displayed the first
real emotion of years.
Ten words" she retorted. THAT is
just what | will not do. All my lif,
| have been restricted to ten-word
kilograms. | have never sent many
for people as poor as have ALWAYS
been have nobody to telegraph to nor
nothing to telegraph about. but when.
ever did telegraph had to do il in
ten words. The meanness Of II was
awful ached to add just two or thre,
words. but I couldn't afford II. en-.
Wed the rich their teleerams oeto,
read them in the newspapers, those in
divorce suits and breach-of-promise
cases In particular kilograms as
long as letter those people sent I'd
have been willing to figure in a law.
suit just to send one of them. am
rich now. middling. so telegraph
Don't argue that it's silly Maybe II
is, but 1t is harmless"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-14
Ibid 10 Charge You Anything

hardly thirty. and he hooked exces.
sively tired. as though his work had
almost unstrung him.
"Come right In. SIR" he said cheer.
fully. and Bannon followed him into
his coy office at the back Of the
house. where no took chair and b.
gan to describe his symptoms. Dr..
OKeefe listened with his lips pursed
and the fingers Of his right hand
pressed against those Of his left.
You say your head aches often r
the doctor asked.
Yes. right here" answered the Vic.
itor, and O'Keefe rose and gently
moved his fingers to the spot iudh
Gated.
"A shooting pain-a sort Of gyrat-
ing pain?" he asked.
YES" answered Bannon is Il
anything serious?"
O'keefe sat down. wrote out a pre-
scription. and suddenly tore II up.
You are not married." he asked.
Not yet" said Bannon. blushing
II hope to be In March"
DR.. O'Keefe arose again and placed
fatherly hand upon the young mans
shoulder Go home" he said and
write to her that you have changed
your mind. and do not want 10 see
her again"
Why said Bannon. feeling his
heart leap and then flutter wildly.
Because you can't live three
weeks" answered the specialist
THAT pain is Gurlick's convolution II
means atrophy Of the breathing cen
ter. When the cortex is invaded YOU
Will drop-just drop. You will know
nothing. There is no hoppe may an
well be frank with you You will live
not less than II days. and not more
than 90"
Bannon got up and faced the spe-
cialist. He was breathing heavily
You've got It figured out accurately.
DOCTOR" he said.
Yes. Banta and Gurlick complied
table Of mortality from this rare
disease No. there is no possibility
Of a mistake. Ten dollars. please
and. my dear fellow. 60 home and
write that letter"
Bannon did not write that letter Il
was not that he doubted. but he pre-.
ferred to die truthfully and not like
liar. He did not think Marian would
want to think him disloyal. And, then
famous as O'keefe undoubtedly
was. even the shrewdest doctor some
times erred. So he said nothing, but
he went on working overtime. because
the time was so short now that moth
Ing mattered very much.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-14

So the days crept on: the week
went round, the second began, and
ran to its close. file had now from
three to nine days to live. Yet the
pain seemed an Insignificant thing,
certainly no worse. 1t was a mere
headache-surely O'Keefe was wrong!
Sometimes he could not feel 1t at all.
And yet. under the cap of the skull
that deadly wasting was continuing.
eating away towards the cortex OF Cur.
lick. Then it would reach 1t and he
would drop-he would Just cease to
breathe. The thought of Marian be-
reft turned him sick at night.
Dearest, what did the doctor say"
she asked. And he put her on with
some triviality But he could not en-.
tirely hide his fears from her, and
she watched him with increasing con.
Germ.
The third week ended. The twenty.
second day went by. On the next
Bannon felt better than he had felt
for weeks. The time limit was gone,
and he still lived He resolved to
have his Jest with the doctor. On
the evening OF the twenty-third day
he went to his house. This time the
sitting room was filled. But, hear.
Ing voices in the hall. he peered out
and saw O'Keefe talking with a mid.
dle-aged, bespectacled, bearded pa.
tent and, suddenly forgetful OF the
others who should have preceded him
he ran into the hall
We'll, doctor. you're wrong" he
cried to O'Keefe You gave me
not less than II days to live. and
not more than %, and the time limit
expired this afternoon. You'd better
make another diagnosis"
viii you have the goodness to wait
your turn, sir. and sit In the reception
room9' asked the bearded man Sc
verely
viii you be so kind 40 to mind
your own business, sir?" returned
Bannon. nettled my business Is with
this gentleman here
The younger man turned round.
Il have never. to my knowledge, had
any business with you, sir" he said.
oh, yes, DOCTOR answered Ban.
non. "Twenty-three days and five
hours ago you set time limit upon
ny I oil Ill
same
I'll" bearded man was smiling now
~ cynical, hooking. yet human
smile Il think that | begin to under
stand he said Good bye Philip
You're certainly cured now" He
turned to Bannon Won't you come
in, ,r?' he asked courteously. Il
am Doctor OKeefe."
YOU" stammered Bannon. why,
that gentleman Is Doctor O'Keefe.
Tie examined me three weeks ago
and told me had atrophy Of Gurlick's
cOnyolutiOn."
The other clapped him on the back
and laughed nOisily. Poor fellow
poor fellow" he said That's Mr..
Carter, a patient Of mine. He has
been little irrational. and I suppose
he got into my Office and played my
part. Gurlick's convolution! Oh.
yes. he must just have been reading
OF that in the Medical Record but
It Is a disease that only affecta sheen
IN the tropics. wonder" he con.
tinued thoughtfully. how many other
people Philip has scared. Did he
charge you anything"
Ten dollars" Bannon replied.
All! said the other, that's very
promising. | think he must be cured"
lCNnnNelwlA ioi2 A.. M a
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-12-25
Penalties.

Q-What In the penalty for neglect or
refusal to make a return on timer A.
Five per cent Of the amount Of the tax Ii
added and per cent per month from the
time IT became due. and a fine may be
imposed of not less than $40 or more than
8, 900 In the case of an individual or not
more than $4,000 In the case of a corpo-
ration.
Q.-what is the penalty for making a
false or fraudulent return? A fine
not exceeding $1,000, Imprisonment for one
year, or both, in the case of an tndivid-
ual or officer OF a corporation and fine
not exceeding $4,000 in the case of a cor
poration.
Q.-Is there any penalty il g landlord
or employee or other person from whom
a tax must be deducted at the source iles
a false statement respecting the So. coo ex-
enption or $4,000 for a married couple
Ayes; a fine Of $500.
Q.-Can a mans or company's books
and accounts be examined by the col
lector? A--The United States courts can
compel attendance. production OF books
and testimony in cases where persons are
summoned by the collector.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-12-25
ASSASSIN OF
BOER VETERAN
STILL UNKNOWN
81 AssOCIATHD PREss

Los Angeles, Dec 24-Daniel De-
Viihers Boer. veteran and soldier Of
fortune, was killed by an unknown per-
son in g. struggle Sunday evening with
Roy. L. Glover, husband of his former
wife. This was the verdict of the cor
oner's jury, and the officials say, sim
ply makes 1t necessary for Glover to
present his self defense plea at his
trial in the criminal court. unless the
district attorney declines to press the
case.
Mrs. Glover. testifying today for her
husband declared DevEliers, great
and powerful man, Ieaped upon her
husband, drawing a pistol. She as
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-12-25
OMPLEXIT|ES IN
Of INCOME
Questions About New Laws
Meaning Answered by
Legal Expert.
By CHARLES a. eRooEk.

Member OF the New York Bar Association,
New York city.
wT has been estimated that the in
come tax law will directly affect
more than half a million citizens
and aliens. Probably millions Will
be indirectly affected In one way or
another by the provisions Of the law
for payment OF the tax "at the source. T"
In addition TO those directly and indi-
rectly affected, there are many who
VIII be concerned TO know whether or
not they come within the provisions Of
the new law. In the light OF more
TRAN twenty years experience IN han
ding tar questions from the legal
standpoint. have sought to set down
the questions which would naturally
come to the mind Of the inquir1ng citd-
zen md to set down briefly and in sim
pie language the answers TO such CUES
lions.
Preliminary Questions.
o-when was this law passed. Act
L 1913, and went into effect at once. It
forms section Of the tariff bin.
o.-Does It affect any income received
before the law was passed3 As-fesi II
Eaxss income from March /. 1913,
Q.-why did the law fix March 1. 1873
rs the date from which income was to be
taxed? A-Because the United States Eu-
prerne court had held some years ago that
The government had no constitutional
power to pass such e law, and 1t was
therefore necessary to adopt a oonstiCu-
&ionaI amendment giving the government
power to tax incomes. This constitutional
amendment went into effect the last part
of February. 1918. and congress therefore
taxed incomes from the very earliest date.
O-Has the government the power to
pass q law in October. 1913, taxing income
which received before that datef Alt
has been claimed that this provision OF
the income tax law Is unconstitutional. be-
cause income received from March to Oc-
tober 1913, had become part Of capital at
the time the income tax law was passed
II Is unQuestioned that the federal govern
nnent has no power to tax mans capital
directly Whether this provision Of the
law II unconstitutional Is extremely doubt
ful.
o.-Have I the right to refrain from
paying the tax on income received before
the law passed until the courts have de-
terrnfned whether this tax was valid? A.
No; YOU must pay the tax next June. and
you cannot await any courts decision.
Q-Does that mean II this provision Is
invalid I will lose what I paid to thu
government? A--No. You should pay
that portion of the tax which relates to
your income before October. 1918. under
protest If this feature of the law ts held
to he invalid the government will then re-
pay to YOU this part of the tax The gov
eminent has always been very fair In re-
funding taxes paid under any law found
TO be invalid
Individuals Subject to the Tax.