New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-11-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

lf1E AIN Of LIE LA
An innovation at a moving picture house IN the
Bronx seems to have met with much success Juus
ing from the attendance at the afternoon perlor"
ance OF mothers of. infants. Accommodations lor inc
checking of babies in baby carriages has peeh pro
vided Each carriage is tagged the parent receiving
check with the corresponding number. III paDS
cries during the mothers absence the attendant
enters the house and quietly calls the number OF
the tag attached to the infants carriage mus
mother is not prevented from attending the NOV
les baby gets the fresh air and proper care ana the
audience is not annoyed by wang.
ITS lucky | should meet you, Smith There's a
little bill you Timkins, the tailor mes Cofhills-
stoned me To collect it,
permanent job at last."-Tatler
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
The new Mayor lives in fiat!
Think o. that!
And by time-honored custom. the door
OF the Mayor, to mark it the more.
Must be lighted by lamps
Whose brancy stamps
The Lord of the City;
But now, what n pity!
How CA you put lamps
For Mayor who camps
Seven floors from the ground.
And with nat-folk all round?
The main door below
Would mean the whole show.
While the corridor landing
Is far from commanding.
If Prex. McAneny
Himself hasn't any
Better thing to propose
Light the parlor windows! w. A. H.
1--WE no objection TO your playing college football
my boy. But there is one thing don't want you 10
What's that. dad?"
If ever you do get hurt and have TO leave ue
field, please be original. Don't leave IL WIN tears
streaming down your heeks"-Detroit Free Press
In communication to The American lsraelte'
Henry Wollman says that Sir J. A. Simon, who sue
ceeded Sir Rufus Isaacs Attorney General OF
England is not Jew. Zone would naturally infer
from his name" he saws that he is Jew, but
nevertheless he is the OF Congregational min
lister He is somewhere in the late thrties or very
early fores and is, believe, rated as probably the
able lawyer Of his age in England"
What do you do when the baseball season is
over"
81 can read baseball stories"
Kind of slow aren't they, after the real thing
"Oh, don't know. They have one advantage
The home team never loscs"-Lousvie Courier
Journal.
A class Of foreigners in an evening high school
was told To write short essays on the election
One pupil declared he knew nothing about II. Write
on baseball then" said the instructor The follow
ing was the students effort Gee! Giants lost
again To bad. Next time they will do better let's
hone So Well they are going to have pichter
on the Giants Hes coming from Cuba to. That's
three times the Giants lost the pennant straight
My too bad"
Queer how things even themselves up Even wheh
n Uoman's love grows cold her temper IS apt TO
remain as hot as eyer.-Philadelpha Record
A New Yorker who had planned a weekend Trip
with his wife fumed and fretted without aVall on
the morning set for their departure because she
made such slow progress in getting ready for the
Journey AZ last he fairly dragged her from the
house and into a waiting taxcab although she kept
protesting that there occasion for hurry, as
they had plenty Of time Arrived at the station, the
couple dashed for their train, and were just in time
TO see il pulling out There" said the irate hus-
band didn't | tell you that we'd never catch that
train on account of your
Yes" said his phosophic spouse calmly. but
we didn't miss II by much"
Mrs. Murphy was getting the supper for the chill
dren on Saturday when young woman came 10 her
door
I'm collector for the Drunkards Home she
said. could you help u.s. .
come round to night. and I'll give you Murphy"
said the housewife she went about her work.
Tit Bits.