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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
A GOOD BREAKFAST. Some Persons Never Know What 1t
 Means.

A good breakfast, good appetite and good digestion mean everything to the man, woman or child who has anything to do, and wants to get a good start toward doing it.
 A Mo. man tells of his wife's "good breakfast and also supper, made out of Grape-Nuts and cream. He says:
 .I should like to tell you how much good Grape-Nuts has done for my wife. After being in poor health for the last IS years, during part of the time scarcely anything would stay on her stomach long enough to nourish her, finally at the suggestion of a friend she tried Grape-Nuts.
 Now, after about four weeks on this delicious and nutritious food, she has picked up most wonderfully and seems as well as anyone can be.
 Every morning she makes a good breakfast on Grape-Nuts eaten just as it comes from the package with cream or milk added; and then again the same at supper and the change in hel is wonderful.
 We can't speak too Highly o Grape-Nuts as food aftdr our re markable experience" Nhme giver by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich Read the little book; "The Road tt Melville" in pkgs. There's a Req son"
 Ever read the above Ietterf A ney one appears from time to eims. The. are genuine, true, and fuE of human interest. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
INNOCENT MAN IS CONVICTED
Benjamin Lucky About to Be Sen tenced for Staying, Another
 Confesses.

Boston.-Benjamin, Lucky of Birm- ingham, Ala, circus attache, justi- fled his name when, as he was about to be sentenced to prison for man. slaughter, it was found that another man had confessed to the crime. Lucky was immediately released.
 When circus was in this city last June there was clash between the paraders and several boys, and one of the latter was killed. Lucky was con victed of manslaughter
 When he came up for sentence his counsel produced a confession from James Gaughan, an inmate of the state reformatory.
 The district attorney accepted the confession and cancelled the case against Lucky.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
Dealer Successfully Deceives
 Italian Commissioners.
Sells Them Imitation and Braqs About the Affair Until He Gets Into Trouble, but Comes Out
 Winner Financially.

Rome Italy--A law was voted by the Italian parliament in June, 1909, for the preservation and defense of the artistic, historical and archaeolog- ical patrimony of the country. The object of this law was to prevent the smuggling abroad of art objects and old paintings, practice which is re- sorted to by art dealers who find it more pr Jfitable to sell abroad instead of in Italy any article of artistic or historical value. The exportation of art objects is now prohibited by law and it is only exceptionally allowed after the object to be exported has been examined by special commis sion and permit of exportation grant ed, in which case the would-be ex- porter must pay tax amounting to 20 per cent. of the value declared The government commission is in ev- called right of pre-emption and ac- quire the object to be exported at the price declared by the owner.
 Recently the members of the gov ernment commission were instructed to exercise more care in the examina- ton of art objects, especially old paintings, and to apply the right of pre-emption more frequently. Last year an art dealer submitted to the commission an old painting for expor- tation, which he declared was worth only $2,000, despite the fact that he attributed it to the celebrated Dutch painter, Jakob van Ruysdael. The members of the commission immedi- ately jumped to the conclusion that the painting was genuine master piece of great { value and suspected that the dealer had only set low price on it in order to pass it off as worthless, unidentified old canvas. They immediately exercised the right of pre-emption and acquired the paint ing for s2,000, announcing that it was a genuine yan Ruysdael worth at least $20,000
 The dealer pretended to be greatly disappointed, but as a matter of fact he sold shortly afterward another iden- tical painting to an Italian collector for $15,000. He was so elated at his successful deal that he could not help bragging with his friends that he had done" the members of the govern ment commission, as the two pictures were the work of a Russian broken
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
My husband and I never quarrel" "Where does he live? In Europe?"
somethino to Be Thankful For.

Michael Meehan was the proud pos sessor of brand new silk high hat At the wake of his dearest enemy he had guarded it carefully, and as a consequence was strolling home with the tile unscathed. AS he passed the site of building operation, lady acquaintance nodded pleasantly.
 With an ostentatious wave of the hat, which exhibited it to excellent ad- vantage, Michael bowed. At the same moment a brick sailed down from an upper floor and bounced from his barred skull. Upon coming to he in quired anxiously for the hat. A by stander restored it unharmed. Mike felt the egg-sized lump on his head occasioned by the impact of the brick, and then regarded his undamaged tile. "Begorry," he sighed in satis- faction, tits lucky it is I saw the loidy in toime!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
Regular BoweI MtoE Childhood on ForeSt0
 Serious DiSeQSs
AIft
 Dr

We cannot all start life with t.
 vantages of money, but every
 born is entitled to the heritas good health Through unfortuna
 norance or carelessness in the fe
 of baby it's tiny stomach ma
 come deranged. The disorder s1
 to the bowels and before the Il.
 realizes it the two chief organs which the infants comfort and health depend are causing it great suffering. If the condition is allowed to continue grave ailments often result.
 There is, however, no occasion for alarm, and the sensible thing to do but it should be, done instantly-is to give the baby a small dose of mild laxative tonic. In the opinion of a great many people, among them such well-known persons as the parents of Dixie Dudley, Magnolia, Ark, the proper remedy is Dr. CaldwelFs Syrup Pepsin. Mrs. Earl Dudley writes: "Dr. Caldwelfs Syrup Pepsin is the best medicine I ever used. It cured my baby of f1atulency collie when the doc tors failed; it cured my husband of constipation. My home shall never be without Syrup Pepsin." It is a pleasant-tasting laxative, which every person likes. It is mild, non-griping, and contains that most excellent of all digestants, pepsin.
 This remedy is especially intended for infants, children, women, old peo- pie and all others to whom harsh cathartics, salt waters, pills, etc., are distressing. In fact, in the common disorders of life, such as constipation,
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

hundred or more tickets hanging on the wall If you succeed you get as a prize some article corresponding to the number on your ticket. On the wall also were hanging gold" watches, opera glasses, bracelets and other things, and in old days these articles used frequently to be won by the "cappers" for the game, until you had exhausted your funds in try ing for them. The sport Is first cousin to the envelope" game, which was a swindle pure and simple. It's vic tins, lured on by seeing the "capper" win watches or receive in place of the watches real money, were per suaded frequently to put up $5 or s10 on their sure chances. Of course they never won, and often if they protested they were roughly handled
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
GOV. WILSON'S ODD sTICKPIN
After Undergoing Evolution 1t Will Bear the National Coat-of-Arms
 Design.

Princeton, N J.-When Governor Wilson was president of Princeton university his stickpin was a minia- ture Princeton seal, the coat-of-arms of William of Orange, duke of Mas sau; when he became governor, New Jerseys coat-of-arms displaced 1t; to wear while he is president, Governor Wilson is having made a stickpin with spread eagle and an American shield-the national coat-of-arms.
 T never liked ostentatious display" he said, "but such little pin as I've state is inconspicuous, and I like to feel that I have constantly with me something that Is symbol of my service.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
WARNING TO AMERICAN BOYS
Must Gut Out Hockey and Get Good Education, Says Superintendent
 of Schools.

Syracuse, N. Y.-A warning to the American boy to take full advantage of the high courses of education, lest his foreign brother outstrip him, was uttered by N. c. Schaffer superinten- dent of education in Pennsylvania, in an address before the members of the states educational societies, now In session here.
 There are today at least 40 profes- sions which require high school edu- cation by way of preliminary training" said Dr. Schaffer, "and the boy who quits school before finishing the four years high school course shuts against himself the door of opportunity and makes it impossible for himself to en- ter the vacations which aspire to be ranked with the professions and which have within their ranks the leader of American civilization.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
NEW YORK'S .
Old Timers Lament Passing of
 Famous Thoroughfare.
No Longer Do Easy Marks With Plenty of Money Frequent It's Gilt tering Resorts-"Dart Game
 Passes Into Oblivion.

New York.-"The Bowery's on the with cannon and fire a grapeshot up and down the street and not hit sucker; there's nothing doing. Strang- CTS don't come here any more," was the first thing an old timer said when the report went up and down the other day that John H. McGurk, whllom proprietor of Suicide Hall" and of other unsavory dives, was dy- ing in California
 Of course the Bowery is not entire ly dead. There are still plenty of saloons with back rooms on 1t and on the adjacent streets and alleys where the underworld gathers and matches gun plots and plans gang feuds, but the times when the street was thronged with sailors and countrymen apparently eager to be trimmed" have gone and none know it better than the trimmers themselves.
 The dime museum used to flourish en the Bowery and the places were a source of great profit to their own CTS. You paid only dime to get in, but unless you were extremely lucky you paid a great deal more to get out. The blood testing apparatus, the phreno1ogist and the envelope game" with it's promises of valuable prizes. as gold watches, if you guessed right, separated you from the rest of your property. They four 1shed for years and did a big trade, but the police got after them and they gradually were forced out of business.
 Lately three or four of them have started up again, but to judge from appearances and from the admissions or the "cappers' of the places them selves they are not making any money They all display outside the same garish Autographs of scantily dressed women and underneath is the same old sign of Men Only which served to attract thousands for so many years and which never fulfilled the promise it seemed to make Also outside some mechanical musical con- trivance jangles noisily and tuneless- ly.
 A reporter went into three or four Of these places the other day and the prospect was dreary. At one of the places, on the east side of the street, when the reporter was paying his admission, the ticket man impressed on him the fact that this isn't moving picture show" It certainly was not. The show consisted of the old time hideous anatomical ex- hibit of diseases and freaks, ending with the ''two-headed Chinese dragon brought to this country fifty-five years
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

ago and worshipped by the people of that heather land. And now, gentle men"-the reporter was the only visitor-'T have shown and explained to you all these interesting specimens, and that is all" concluded the ex- hibitor in his sing song voice.
 Isn't there anything else?''
 You can stay and look around again if you want to-" replied the snowman, as if surprised that any one should want to stay any longer
 The paraphernalia for the dart" game was in evidence, but there was no game. "The man who runs 1t" explained the snowman, "is at the bicycle show this week He's a bike fan"
 In this pastime you throw a little winged dart and try to pin one of a
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
FEAR COLLAPSE OF ST. PAU
Protest Made Against Digging su- way Under the Cathedral In
 London.

London.-A new danger threatens St. PauPs cathedral, in the opinion of those responsible for the fabric, the proposed trawmay tunnel that forms an important part of the St. Pauls bridge scheme being regarded with apprehension.
 The parliamentary bill seeking power for this new venture has just been deposited by the London county council, and so we feel that we must make our protest at once" said Canon s. A Alexander, treasurer of the Cath edral.
 "The danger arises out of the fear entertained by our expert advisers, that the proposed subway, through which trans will run from terminus at Cheapside, under the east side of the churchyard and Cannon street to a point near the new bridge, will
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
SHIP MET A HERD OF DEER
Animals Were Swimming Delaware Bay to Escape Hunters, Accord
 Ing to Steamers Crew.

Wilmington, Del.-When the North German Lloyd steamer, Neckar, from Brennan bound for Philadelphia, was going up Delaware bay it was forced to deviate from it's course because of herd of deer in the bay. Had it kept in the channel 1t would have killed several of the animals.
 The sight was the most unusual that the pilot and the officers of the liner ever witnessed. The deer were swim ming rapidly for the New Jersey shore. They had evidently plunged into the bay from the Delaware side to escape from hunters. They made the swim in safety
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

sas City. Other members of the fam fly were away from the house when George and companion. Harvey He's ner, also fourteen years old, entered. They heard some one moving upstairs.
 "Shucks, it can't be nothing" Brey- fogle said. "the folks ain't home yet"
 A window was raised and the boys saw man drop from an upstairs win dow and run. The boys seized shot guns and followed After haif-mile run they halted the man and marched him to a constable, who took him to |jail} The house had been ransaeked,
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
Queer Sex.

''Yes,' said the man at the end of the bar, as he ordered his second drink, women sure are queer crea- lures. I came home tonight and thought my wife looked little down in the mouth. So I said: After sup per let's go to the theater.' And she burst into tears and said: Me busy all day doing up preserves and you come home and ask me to go to the theater.' She was still crying when came out. It beats all, doesn't it? Bartender, I think I'll take just one more"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
TO BE BURIED WITH HIS DOG
Will of an Enelishman Reveals Love for Ills Dead Pet-Asks Ashes
 Be Placed With Canine.

London.-'It is my will and wish" wrote James Griffith Dearden, lord of the Manor of Rochdale, that my at the place where my dog Pompey is now buried"
 His ashes, added Dearden, were to be placed in an urn, which was to sur mount the dogs monument, or failing this, in the open ground as near to the dogs grave as possible.
 Dearden ordered that if his body should be disturbed or removed within a hundred years the sum of $2,500 should be given to the Stan ford Infirmary.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
"No Place for Honest Man.. pIea.


 New York.-Adolph Kohlenberg, a printer, committed suicide in his home, 1004 Forrest avenue, the Bronx, by drinking carbolic acid and shoot ing himself in the head The cause of the act was his having been swindled out of $1,000 by man who advertised for partner in the print ing business.
 Kohlenberg, who was forty-seven years old, left letter for his wife, saying this world was no place for an honest man to live.
 When man works Aard and saves few dollars some wise fellow comes around and swindles you out of it. I get roped in every timeA therefore my life is failure. I anA better dead than alive" wrote Kohenberg, who adtsNAa g postscript requesting that he be buried bis full-dress suit.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
Trend of Times.

Ex-Governor Pennypacker, discuss ing the divorce evil in Philadelphia, said, with smile:
 Tn these times one never, as the saying goes, knows where one is at. hand to me at the Historical society the other day and cried:
 Congratulate me! am the hap piest man alive!'
 q looked at him doubtfully.
 Engaged, married or divorced?} asked. New York Tribune.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
DIXIE ASKEW DUDLEY


 liver trouble, indigestion, biliot headaches, and the various othe orders of the stomach, liver and De, els nothing is more suitable than tlA mild laxative-tonic. Dr. Caldwell Syrup Pepsin.
 Two generations of people are using it today, and thousands of families. keep it constantly in the house, for every member of the family can use it. It can be obtained of any druggist at fifty cents or one dollar a bottle. the latter being the size bought by fami- lies who already know it's value. Re suits are always guaranteed or money will be refunded
 If no member of your family has ever used Syrup Pepsin and you would like to make a personal trial of it before buying it in the regular way of druggist, send your address-a pos tai will do-to w. B. Caldwell, AT Washington St., Monticello, Il1., and a free sample bottle will be mailed you.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
but the arrival of the boys prevented the burglar from taking the loot he had gathered together.
Broken Heart Cause of Death

San Francisco.-W Walter SA Cocks, 8 retired business man, died ofNa broken heart, following the accidental killing of his friend, James J. Hyla1d The victim had mistaken Cocks htuse for his own, and Cocks. awakeMd by some one at window, fired aAd kill ed Hyland. Cocks never revived from the shock of the accident
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
London's Pride: St. PauPs Cathedral

drain our foundations. The cathedral Is built on water bearing soil above the clay, and the constant danger Is that this soil may become dry, and de- crease in bulk, thus leading to settle ments of the foundations, and crack ing of the walls. Indeed, Mervyn Mccartney, architect to the dean and chapter, takes so serious a view of any such drainage that he Is unable to say where the damage might end. When we remember that Holy Trinity in Kingsway which stands beside similar subway, had to be rebuilt, w,s cannot but do all in our power to ruin"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03


 was sick every three weeks to stay in bed from two to four with great pleasure I tell you ia E. Pinkham's Vegetable has done for me. l have fol- r directions as near as possi- .el much better than 1 have ars. When I wrote you be- almost 8 wreck. You can letter if you like. It may engthen the faith of some ng woman. Mrs. JOHN F. Westwood, Maryland.
 vho suffer from those dis peculiar to their sex should e ability of Lydia E. Pink table Compound to restore ve the slightest doubt E.Pinkham's Vegeta- ldwill help yOu, write inkhamMedicineC Go. Wynn, Mass, for ad- tier will be opened, Vassed. by a woman,
 rict confidence.
 Isstes Good Use
 y Dfafxises.
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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
Man,s .eference.

Miss Lillian Hl1, featuring on eu- gencies in Cleveland, said
 "1t is good thing for the human race that beauty counts for more than intellect when it comes to love. In tellect too often means nerves-in- somnia-hypochond
 'Yes, it is good thing for the hu- man race that, as an old maid from Vassar put it rather bitterly:
 "'Men prefer a well formed girl to a well informed one."
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

l am able. l naQ nervous spells, fe- male weakness and t terrible bearing down pains e " cry month. I also suf- fered much with my right side. The pain started in my back and extended around my right side, and the doctor told me it
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
Twelve Officers Arrest Man.

New York.-It required the con- bined efforts of twelve policemen to get H. Lorrie, one-legged man. in. to patrol wagon. He was arrested on the charge of begging.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
TEXTILE WORKERS SCARCE

said that the girls in his mill had dropped shawls and clogs and were going to work in flower laden hats and dogskin gloves.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
Child Hurt, Asks Doll Be Fixed

ChIId Hurt, ASKS Doll Be Fixed.
 Pittsburgh.-"Me all right. Take care of baby doll," exclaimed Rather inc Barrett, aged eight, who was in- jured while on her way to doll hos pital to have her dolls broken arm repaired.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

There's nothing better than mar riage for bringing out all the temper there is in red hair
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

Blue, all blue, best bluing le world, makes the laun- lv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
 lnaporfanf fo Mothers
Shocks.

Why do you refer to that orator as the human high explosive?"
 Because he is always getting the uplift confused with the outburst"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

Some of the blame for the lies we tell ought to be charged up to the people who ask our candid opinion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

Q write history than It ture it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

man who contradicts right.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inf1amma- tion allays pain cures wind collie, ,25c bottle Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

It's tough on the society bud who married a blooming idiot.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

Red Cross Ball Blue will wash double as many clothes as any other blue. Don't put your money, into any other. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
Proper HeIp.

"The steamer I sailed in was floating hotel"
 Did it employ any bell buoys?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

sant Pellets regulate and
 liver and bowels. Sugar es, easy to take. Do not
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
HELPS TO CAPTURE BURGLAR
younsster and dompanlon Follow Robber HaH = Mile and March
 Him to Jail.

Kansas City.-Phrhaps the fact that his father is deputy sheriff had something to do with George Brey- fogle, fourteen years old. overcoming his boyish fears ld enough to take a leading part in n-tN uture of a bur giar, found in the gle home at Overland Parfy Kr1 srb of Kan
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

ITCH Relieved in 30 Minutes. Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds of ontagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

You can jolly the average man by referring to him as prominent citi- zen.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
ut of Place."

9ut of Place"
 to the country to nts. They lived a
 the village where
 Harry insisted on preached the home its. They had not CT, until Harry''5 in shurt jerks and k.
 -minute-papa," he tier, son?" asked the 5 all out of place, " fellow.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

Every married man should keep stock of ready-made excuses on hand.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
TO DRIVE ouT MALARIA ,,,, :, x,e,r,,,

Iake the OId Standard GKOY E TASTED, ESS CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking The formula is plainly printed on every bottle. showing it is simply Quinine and Iron in tasteless form, and the most effectual form. For grown people and children. 50 cents. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03

live is a poor motto for
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
PILES AND 0S

heads the fol
 tive and eco-
 ntly smear the
 ,uticura Oint-
 the finger, but
 , the Cuticura
 ties with Cuti- CT and continue
 es. This treat g and retiring.
 Cuticura Soap nd bath, to as- 1ammation, irri- f the pores, the pies, blackheads, sss, yellow, oily. wholesome condi- d Ointment sold
 Sample of each l Book. Address Dept. L, Boston. "
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
:::R'S WIFE ST A WRECK
to Health by Lydia xham's Vegetable mpound Own Story.

d, Md.-"I am 8 farmers 3 most of my own work when
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-01-03
LINES

looked at
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 she wait
 )rds.
 that you said the the reader in a more ou are en- aordinary," ,irl. How le seience." my hand ;"
 bout lines :" with wither- ring the en- 0 him three