The evening world., 1913-08-13
"0NLY,A MISS.
F. 50 JULIUS WON'T
MAKE HER DEPUTY
Besides Miss Mathews Doesn't
Like Gaynor and Hamburger
Proclaims He Does.

IT you ever Get married. Wilton Z Aops
viii b soon. and In the course ee ysars
gather . happy family Of boys an1 srh
and Grandchildren. - hsvs. With
their noises. pandsmonium and hiiarity.
you WILL like me. pay no attention to
THE supposed turbulent element and Vet
them have their way In yodsiins p this
land Of milk and honey"
Yea. the Sheriff. Julius Harburesr 10
ths author Of the above paragraph. To
. man. no. TO Frances Aymaf Mathews.
and she 10 IN authoress. The Sheriff
didn't know who ~ 4. Mathews was
whsn he first saw shs nAms affixed 70
. letter asking him to curb some Of the
noises In ths vic,nNy Of Wsst one Hun.
Mathsws DOS some Of her writing.
ohG'o MERELY A WOMAN ANo
A MISS, At THAT.
1fiss Mathews wanted to be . D1buty
Sheriff anA 20 after the noise makers.
but - Ne Sheriff explains In his latest
lot ". hs can't make the appointment
because 70 use his own language. she
'is merely . woman and only . Miss.
at that"
OF oourss the fact ehaA the authcrsss
10 not IN admirsr a Mayor 0aynor (yss
her great Grandfather founded Tam.
many HAIL cut no hsurs with this
Sheriff when he made w his nina not
to appoint Miss Mathew . deputy.
IRA like 70 name some one to b ~
pointed - . special patrol but
know no sufRrassttss. AID all the men
are busy otherwise" wrote Misc
Mathsws to the Sheriff to-day. "it he's
struck me that you. or some one dspu.
tissd. could have the anti.noiss and
nuisance laws printed on sto,t cards
and insist upon their being nailed W
In The rooms OF thess quasi apart
msnt lodging house hotels up here.
Also. insist upon the vasious janitors
whose families really quite usurp The
block sometimes. pondsring upon thss<
laws and occasionally recognising The
rights Of tenants TO pSacA
Mayor 0aynor's isttsrsf I only read
one in which no sneourassd the boyl
to brsak the ball laws. and thought
that whiIs American officials were bad
enough. he was rather ahead Of Tam.
many Hall (which. By the way. VA
founded by my great grandfather) even
and deserves . monument - the mos,
unfiiachinG vote hunter I ever heard Of
TIE not Aristophanss. Mr.. Sheriff. NOT
Darwin-l an merely . woman. and
only . miss. q that" (gids remark
This u the blow that almost killed Ju.
lius.)
About now. ~ I Write q r. NJ, IN
voice Of the vender 10 heard In the land
and might be over the go. 10 stridsnt
are his notes. Appreciating your good
will and courtesy and hoping for IN
early hsgira Of many boys TO some bet.
ter land-sAy close to Mayor 0aynor's
study-I an
Yours faithfully.
Frances Aymar Mathews.
No. ~ ons Hundred and Eighteenth
street
sHE isN'r "HIs FAITHFULLY
~ A LONG ehor.
mot by . long shot y she your
faithfully to me. I haven't APPOINTED
her." commented the Sheriff. Just be-
fore he dropped into his swivel chat
and penned the following:
You can imagine my surprise in md
Ing you Of the feminine gender. The
anti.noiss crusaders could put up stout
cards ~ you suggest. and perhaps the
public might look seriously upon thii
proclamation OF no authority subscrib.
srs and might iistlessly and In a on.
ervated manner obey the mandates Of
tho stout card purxAyor.
"You do not seem to Do an admlrsI
Of Mayor 0synor. am. AN GLAD 20,
mention that your grandfather was IN,
founder Of Tammany Hall. an I
sachsm Of the Columbian Order. whsr,
I get my Inspiration for patriotic thsmsi
and. a. Sheriff Of this county. carry
them into effect"
And then the Sheriff. concluding. tell
Miss Mathews. politely indeed. to ss
married-when she may hnd music Il
ehA uoiaA ~ thA rhiiAra0 m tka ss.>>s.