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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
Lowell Loses Inter-
League Game, 4 to 3.

Lowell, Mass, Sept. 2L-Errors by
Halstein and the erratic work of Hen
derson contributed to situations which
brought Hartford four runs in the third
inning of today's Lowell-Hartford game,
and this lead proved sufficient TO win.
FinHeran came into the game for an ill.,
ming aud one-third and was not hit safe
ty. while Maybohm succeeded him in the
NTH and did good work. Outtielder kauff
saved the day for Hartford in the fourth
inning when he grabbed with barn hand
a hit by Dee almost to the right field
fence. Had he lost the ball it would
have gone for a triple. scoring Aubrey
Lowell hit Salmon freely while Hartford
would have been held scoreess but for
errors. The next game in the series Will
be played at Hartford. The series now
stands Lowell won. Hartford won two
nNGlsI
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
Cornell q; Ursinus 0.

Ithaca n. Y. Sept. 24.-trsinus was
easy prey for Cornell. today. the Keu
and White team winning its first game
of the season by score of Al To u.
Cornell scored once in each the hrst
and second periods and twice In each
the third and fourth. The lthacans
playing was of midseason form
The sensational running and punting
of Barrett, a Sophomore, was u fea-
ttIte. Of the Victors, Quarterback Ken
nedy PLAYED the best football.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
GunbOal Smith and
Langford Fight off.

New York, Sept. 2i.-The Garden
Athletic club announced, tonight, that
the 10 round bout arranged to take
place in Madison Square Garden, next
Friday night, between Gunboat Smith
of California. the leading white heavy
weight and Sam Lansford of Boston
the veteran culored pugilst, is off,
This announcement was made short
" after the New York State Athletic
Commission had decided unanimously
to retain the rule prohibiting bouts be-
tween Negro and white pugilists in
this state. The commissioners declare
they are not discriminating against
color. They have power under the
Frawley law to make any rules they
consider necessary for the preserva-
ton and good conduct of the sport.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
Chicago. AM, D.
N. E. AII-Stars, |.

Portland Me, Sept 2i.-The Chicago
American League team played a club
organized for the occasion before "a
crowd of about 5000 people at Bayside
park. this afternoon. The American
Leaguers Wen, > to /.
The sensational features Of the game
We're contributed by Mike Hayden.
catcher OF the Portland New England
League team. who assisted in two
double plays from right field. one after
Vnehanded catch after long run.
He also led 10th teams in batting.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
HARTFORD.

Two-hase hits-peEroH >. Aubrey. Sac
rihce hit-7tialsteiu., Double plays-lien,,
Dee. stolen bascs-Magee. Curry. Hon-
man. kauff Bases on balls-By Hender-
son i. by Salmon l, by Maybohm ,.
Struck out-By Henderson >. by May
bohm >. by Salmon T. Hts-0n Hender-
son in - innings: off Finneran 0 in
! l-3 innings; eff Maybohm in ) in
nings. First ON errors-Hartford 3. Left
ON bases-Lowell 10. Hartford 5. Time,
l55. Umpires, Stafford and Doherty.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
State of Ohio. city of Toledo.

Lucas County, IS.
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of F.
Cheney Il Co., doing business in the City
of Toledo County and State aforesaid.
and that said fir.n will pay the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot
be cured by the use of HALLS CA
TARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed Ia
my presence, this 9Th day of December.
A. ID. 1886.
(SeaD A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally
and acts directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. Send for
testimonials, free
F. ]. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, 0.
Sold by ali drug gists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
tion.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
American Association.

At Columbus-St. Paul 4. Columbus 8
At Observation-Disclosures 8. Louis
Vile ..
At po1is-Indianapo s. Kansas
city first camel Kansas City 4. In
dianapolis 3 tsecond gamel
Al Toledo-Miwaullee 4. Toledo FIRST
game); Milwaukee g. Toledo tsecond
game called ut end of 9Th. darknessl.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
CONDENSED DISPATCHES.

The will of Lizzie NJ. Meoers OF
Newmarket, proved at Exeter, \. H..
Tuesday. makes specific requests Of
$1,000 in all to four cousins and gives
the balance of all bank deposits TO
the Free Will Baptist church of New
market II is understood that the
church will receive more than $4,000.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25

No. s l6a!. fancy clipped white 4saa.
PORK-Barelv steady
BEEE-Stei,dy ...
LARD-E,asy: diddIe west lisa llS5
BUTTER-Steady and unchanged re-
ceipts 1913 tubs.
EGGS-Steady and unchanged, receipts
Il 500 cases. 90,
Steady; Long Island log
$50: Maine 2led250 oc-
SUGAR-Raw quiet; centrifugal oos'
muscovado 81 molasses 292; refined I'M
changed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
Totals
ALL STARS.
Batted for Breton in 9Th.

Batted for Breton in 9Th,
Chicago mo- 0 o 0 0 o 0 x-2
All Stars -. . q q D 0 o . Ii
g'wo-base hit--Chase Hits-Om CT
cote, i'll ) innings; off Lathrop. 5 in
innings. Sacrifice hit-Chapell Stolen
bases-Chase, Hayden. Double plays
Hayden to Wilson; Breton to Rawson
to Wilson. Hayden to Parent. Left on
bases-Chicago ,; All Stars 10. First on
balls-Cieotte l. Lathrop 3. First on err
rors--Chicago 3; All stars l. Struck
out-By Cicotte 5; Lathrop 4; sullivan
2. Wild pitch-Lathrop. Time, 100 I'm
pire, Hassett.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
Chicago Produce Market.

Chicago. sept n
Huge receipts at Winnipeg and appar-
emily unlimited quantities to follow pull
ed down wheat prices here. today, not
withstanding a previous fve-day decline
The market closed nervous aMs to a4sc.
net lower. Corn finished to ana off. oats
unchanged To setback of sGac., and
provisions lower by 2a45c. to ~.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
sBatted for Whaling in 9Th.
-Batted for Davis In 9Th.
BtJIrAnEI DIIA

Two-base hits Mann. Schmidt Myers,
James, Knabe, Becker 2, Lobert, Magee,
Cravath Home run-Luderus Hits-On
Perdue fnone out in first; Davis in 4,
James in 4; Mayer in 1-3: camnitz
) in 3 %. Sacrifice 6y-Doolan. Stolen
base-Magee Left on bases-Boston II.
Philadelphia 6. First base on balls-On
Davis 2, off James = off Mayer 2, OFF
], Philadelphia Hit by pitcher-By Cam
mtg. Mann. Struck out-By Davis l. by
James s, Mayer 3, Camnitz 2 Time, 2h.
Gmpires, Rigler and Byron
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
New York Cotton Market.

New York. Sept. "A.
Galveston firm. 13a: New Orleans firm.
135: Savannah steady. 13a; Charleston
steady 10. Memphis steady. 13s.
Net receipts for FIVE DAYS 246.6s2
Exports to Great Britain o. 80 10
France 1889: to the Continent 62.344; TO
japan 31I9: to Mexico $50.
Stock AIS. 10
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
PHILADELPHIA.

.Batted for Seaton in 9th.
SEATED for Doolan in Sth.
tssBatted for Killifer in Sth
Boston ............0 0 0 80 o 0 IA
Philadelphia ......0 o 0 90
Two-base hits-Mann, linn. Hts-On
Seaton in innings: off Brennan 4 in 3
innings, Sacrifice hit-Maranville. Stolen
base--Lobert. Double plays-Maranville
and Schmidt; Doolan knabe and Luder-
us. Left on bases-Boston 5, Philadelphia
A. Bases on balis-On Seaton 4. Brennan
]. First on errors-Boston /. Philadelphia.
Struck out-By Rudolph 3, by Seaton L.
Time. 1.i2. Umpires, Byron and Rigler
Second game
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
BOSTON.

**Batted for Hall in Ith
%t@Batted for Anderson in sth.
Philadelphia ....5 o ; 90
Boston .............o o o > o. 9
Two-base hits-OldTing. Walsh. Barry
Sacrifice hy-Bakef. Hits-Off Leonard }
in Is inning: off Hall in 2-3 innings
off Anderson in | inning off Moseley 0
in ! inning. Sacrifice hit-Lewis. Stolen
bases-Coliins 3. Baker Oldring ,, Yerkes
Engle. Double plays-Barry. Collins and
McInnis 2; oldring and Lapp. Left on
Observation-Disclosures I, Boston II. First
base on balls-of Wyckof T.. off Leonard
l. First on errors-Phladelphia .. Boston
4 Hit by pitcher-By Wyckoff. Hooper
Struck out-By Wyckon J. by Leonard T.
by Hall 3, by NIoseley l. Passed ball
Cad. Time 2.2l. EMPIRES Evans and
Ferguson
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
WESLEYAN.

Score-Yale u. Wesleyan a. Referee.
oleson. Lehigh mpire, Murphy, Penn
sylvania Head Inesman, I'ultz. Brown
Time of periods. l5m. Touchdowns-
Knowles, Maeem, Taylor. Goals from
MISUNDERSTANDING. Substitutions-
Yale: Warren for Loekridge Cornish
for Wilson, Madden for Pendleton, Mol
colin for Knowles, DECIDE for Taylor.
Wesleyan: r + Pollock for E. NJ. Eus-
tbs. Newhall for Irving, Gordon for AL
lison. Merritt f8r Hingely, Mackenzie for
Newhall
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
Ro.ton Curb Market.
New York Produce Market.

Nell York, Sept "A.
FLOUR-Nominally lower on spring
grades with a fair demand.
WHEAT-Spot easy; No. red 70 eli
New York export basis and 96A fob afioat;
No. northern Duluth 94i fob afioat:
CORN-Spot easy: export SIS fob afloat.
OATS-Spot easy; standard white 41qa;
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
Pittsbura 8; Chicago 2.

Pittsburg, Sept 4-Chicago's errors
and two wild pitches by Cheney in the
first inning gave Pittsburg the opener of
the series. Hendrix pitched his best and
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25

Prime mercantile paper 5ia6 per cent
Sterling exchange easy at 49, for CO.
day bills and at 1856 for demand.
Commercial bills 4Sia.
Bar silver SIC.
Mexican dollars A..
Government bonds heavy.
Railroad bonds irregular.
Money on call firm at 3M4a per cent.
ruling rate 3 per cent; closing bid -
Time loans firm; 60 DAYS itM4a per cent.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25
New York Money Market.

New York, Sept "a.
Money ON call firm at per cent.
Prime mercantile paper 5i06 per cent.
Exchanges $273, 100, 1856; balances $lS,0SS
S09
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-09-25

COPPERS N. Y
Amalgamated .......... 763 761 753 752
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05
MAYOR Cured; SKIN
CLEARED BY D. D. D.

Mayor Chapman Of Ellis kansas courte.
ously says he will answer any letter, written
him relative to his truly marvellous care OF
skin trouble with the j. d. D. Prescription
Mayor Chapman writes: II think how |
suffered last winter, how could do no work.
! was covered with terrible blorhes. some.
times weeping water sometimes worse,
bloches sometimes 10 inches In diameter.
FEARFUL ITCHING. II was only acciden.
tally that | learned Of the famous specific
y. d D. write this In all gratitude for
what d. d D. has done for me
Results from the use Of D. d. D. are i'm.
mediate The first, soft, cool touch and the
itch Is gonel
PimpleS. rashes dandruff disappear over
night Hard crusiS and scales raw scorch.
ing sores. salt rheum. letter no form Of skin
disease resists
All druggists have this famous specific on
hand
IL you will come TO us we will sell you
the first bottle on the guarantee that II will
reach your case or your money refunded You
alone 20 Judge. Ask also about d. D. d.
Skin Soap. best for tender skin
Quaker Drug Company
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05

to 50; in 1890, $17 10 $50, while In
1909 the price reached the $40 mark.
The prices on seal garments, however,
have indicated fictitious value, due
10 the heavy duty cutailed by London
shipments, and fur dealers have had
tC demand an cxorhitart figure for an
article which Is a home product and
should. and could have been, bought
for much less.
So that naturally this signal rocog-
milton by the United states govern
ment OF the commanding position
held by St. Louis I'm the fur markets
4 the world cannot fan 10 have i's
effect on the fur business In this coun-
try as well as I'm time reduce the price
10 the consumer. At the present lime
HI. Louis is the largest primary fur
market I'm the world. and II is esu-
mated that three-fourths of all tho
furs trapped on the North American
continent are shipped to 81. Louis
houses to be sold
The books published by the United
State1 government on this interesting
subject can be obtained free by writ
ing tho department Of commerce hu-
rcau of fisheries. and will afford en-
icynble and instructive reading. Deal
ing as they do with the purchase OF
Alaska bv the United states from Rus
sia. ana comprising . veritable natu-
raj history Of the bearing seal, as
well as setting forth tho economies
of the sealing industry. these books
cannot fail to be source Of real in
srUction to any good American citi-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05

NJ, ,t..... t - u,
Nv ','''''' "' ''' S''' 'S ONE ID. l"o
',''S' ""S'', ''''E ana I'''l'n .'' ~ .''
.'' t'''' i,u' 'I'''' industries. " me
'''' u "'''u N''''a t"N'Ihm'hI mas pro-
o"crd "on''riuIIy interesting books
Wi ''' u"'''' ana Wn'," can o' hau
e' VI '".'- '-'' '"' 4"'e country VIII
w. '''''''S 'u III " '.W i','7 pea''hE
''' ''' s''I history OF NoI'h America
80 II'' 'ltIIA lII IIIf IIAII OF inc recent
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05

Tho national forests contain water
powers with an aggregate estimated
capacity OF 12.OOO.O0O horse power,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05

"a law stopping the killing of seals en-
tirely on United States islands for
five years. except seals needed for
food by natives of the islands. While
from the usual standpoint of game
preservation this seemed good thing,
yoologists and experts on seal life are
rot I'm favor Of It. They say that the
ruling regarding the preservation of
deer or grouse does not apply 10 the
seal. They claim that IL the number
~ male seals is not kept down they
will continue to firht and Kill each
other, and the pups. and females OF
the harem as well-that only a small
percentage Of male seals is needed to
Increase the herds. But besides this.
If the killing is closed for five years
Thousands OF skins will be lost. be-
cause skin older than four years
and a half Is worthless Scientific
men say that killing rightly governed.
with none on the open sea, will mean
Il quick growth Of the herd.
However. congress decided the other
way, and closed the season for five
years The skins OF .he several thou
sand seals killed under the law AZ
food for natives are are not 10 be sent
to London as formerly Secretary
Eedficld has ordered hcrwlse Aft
cr q thorough investigation h. has or
dered that the entire quantity be sold
in the United states. After clos,
. uiy rf tn" fur marFets of the world
he eel r.rd i'"ralen Rros Il co. of
81. Louis 90 act as aFsHts VI the gov
crnment in their disgosal
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05

Or. Larkins, Ostcopath, over Kross's 8
adv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05
T X A DE R s

When we commenced business II
months ago, it was said by bankers
and wholesale houses that our prices
were TOO Low on our GROCERIES
ard that It was only a question of a
short time until we would 20 broke.
They advised being careful about CIV
ing US credit-we thought we knew
our business and we banked our
Judgment. The people appreciated
our cut price system and have stood
by Ms. so now We have the largest
cash GROCERY trade in Tulsa. our
sales are running over $4,000 per
month. Selling so many goods en-
ables us to buy for less
Just got a car Of PURE CANE
SUGAR.
We also have carloads OF the best
flour on the market. bought before
the ADVANCE
We bought two carloads Of corn
and two carloads Of tomatoes and
one carload Of soap-all bought be-
fore the advance. We also BOUGHT
MORE than a CARLOAD OF BEANS.
We CAN SELL above at RETAIL
buy same at wholesale
We have had a :lne trade the past
few days I'm our clothing and shoes.
We must have the room for GRO
CERIES and MEATS. DO not think
our clothing shoddy on account OF
cur low price. Remember. we GUAR
ANTEE them TO please you or pay
N,ttr rnonay hack
$40 Wool Suits at ......s 800
SIS to $40 suits nt ..........S $50
A25 suits at ..................S $1,000
Special prices on shoes-DO NOT
MISS THIS SALE!
GROCERIES.
H. bars white Soap. such rs Crystal
White. Bob White. Pearl White and
swift White .................5 soc
Il Bars of Yellow Soap ...... soc
81 lbs. best Flour In Tulsa ..... soc
3 lbs. Pure Cane Sugar .....25 25c
. lbs Best Navy Beans ...... CSC
o his Best Spcckled Beans .... 2bc
I peck Northern Potatoes ....... 25c
2 boxes Best Matches ......... Sc
Heavy Fat Backs, lb. 1Oc
Good breakfast Bacon ......... zoe
Figure with us In case lots.
You cannot Judge a store by adver-
tlsed prices, but come. go through
our entire line-money back ~ not
satisfied. WE GIVE FULL WEIGHT.
We do not deliver. We need your
trade.
II n A nE p 6
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05

This great diminution Of the herds
has been the result Of pelagic sealing
the killing OF seals in the open sea
Whole fleets would sometimes lay of
the seal islands while their crews
killed the female seals which swan
out 10 sea seeking food
At sea the sexes cannot be dlstin-
guished. and the females predominant
ing the pelagic catch is made up
largely of this class, the percentage
being from 50 to 95 per cent " fe-
males. The death Of a female seal
was not the only evil. She was out
seeking food for her pup, which she
had left on shore. so that her death
meant also the death Of the young one.
The United States, Russia, Japan
ard Great Britain have made n pact
which stipulates that no longer shall
the fur seal be killed on the high
goag
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05

This beats me"
what is it. john"
Lady tramp at the door wants to
know If you can spare an old corset"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-10-05
King Of the Harcm.

The seal Is a polygamist. The larger
and stronger males have harems.
ranging from twenty TO forty in
number, according TO the fighting
strength OF the king OF the harem. 4"
Ono bull has been known TO have
two hundred cows in his harem.
Naturally there is a large surplur
~ mateless mates. whose one object
In life is TO get a harem ~ their own.
entailing continuous warfare and
hloodshed In whic hoften the female
Is torn to pieces or manned in the
struggle for ownership. To Kill OFF
goodly number ~ these disturbing
bachelors Of the herd is therefore
recessary--not only for the good ~
the herd itself but also for the good
of the skins. for naturally a 1uutiiatad
skin or an old one has very II lie
market value.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-10

you president SOME
Imagine then what the usng must have thought in New
the other finding little time
quietly took companion by the stole walk by their lone
They stroed Grants tomb Of he's before many
the walking
watching the folks
spoiled little adventure by
insisting ceremony
Which suggests that Wilson is unusual type Of person. don't
think?
his office little concerned with the the % so ny human
his interest relentless
We don't believe his head has been sweed bit by the nors his
but it's that getting bigger
There almost months him president
with watching for
How calmly Systematically the boastfuly
took hold Read his ongresf Of that the
the them about public
business man? Why certainly what else is the presidents
in the capitol forg
And from step STEP carefully out
self reliance it all you'd that
Not mistakes either considering the number and variety the
he's Bob IaFoe barked
Bob not
breaks but that they've been relatively umptant and few We've
Of late
falling efficiency contrast
almost
Frankly we'd be tempted ditust he weren proving real
little I'D democrat kind
but when get get the salt of the earth.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-10
Every heart that has beat and cheeuy has left behind
hopeful world bettered the tradition of mankind
LouisS
The PLAYERS of the Game

The big ball clubs taking Of themselves pretty fairly thank
reputation
let's have chat today about the little clubs.
wholesome watching hired ball
whspe bald
do their sporting that proxy take EN-
getting old Besides, with much boss
than o it.
isn't the big with their high admissions and fancy
that the national pastme strength It's in the back lots
among the "amachoors''
want REAL SPORT want to observe the human ami
with all small
diamond and watch the kids
there the hot
with old Adam all it,
And think that while few priced professionals fairly
vel there this throughout the United
States LITERALLY MILLIONS of who get neither
publicity but who all their time and change baseball
with the enthusiasm of great passion and count sacrifice but instead
ife's keenet pleasure
They the PLAYERS OF THE GAME the arch of it's support the
destiny them should
pretty closely touch
with these kids Glass But this to beat the record
fellows
Sure want 'em Aren't printing the NEWSg
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-10
Consultation Cured.

DR.. Kings New Life Pills will
relieve constipation promptly and
get your bowels in healthy con-
dition again. John Supsic, of San
bury, Pa, says: "They are the
best pills I ever used, and l ad-
wise everyone to use them for con-
stipation, indigestion and liver
complaint" VIII help you. Price
Csc. Recommended by Ryner
Malstrom, 938 Pacific ave.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-10
1t All Depends.

John, how much money have
wes in bank?"
1--WE? I have a few hundred
dollars. Maria. Why?" R
Nothing, only Just got a let
ter today from the lawyers who
settled up my fathers estate.
There was more property than
anybody anticipated; a good deal
more"
That's fine! How much do We
get out of it, Marie?"
1--WE? I get a few thousand
dollars, John. Why?"-Chicago
Tribune.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-10
Like n CAT.

Johnnie-Mamma, our govern
ess can see in the dark.
Mamma-How do you know
that?
Johnnie-Last night, out in
the hall, 1 heard her tell Uncle
Jack that he hadn't shaved.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-10
A BETTER Offer

Dick-What did she say when
you asked her to walk hand in
hand through life with you?
Tom-She said my rival had
offered to provide an automobile.
Boston Transcript.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-10
More Damaged Goods.

Maude - Congratulate me,
Gladys. Harry has given me the
keeping of his heart.
Gladys-I'd advise YOU to han
die It carefully and look well
after the cement. Last month he
told me l lad broken it.-Judge.