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Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

He'll hath no fury like woman
scorned, as the suffs are constantly
demonstrating all over Albion's isle.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

Hurry up with the auto road lead
ing to the San Luis valley. We want
TO take the trip as soon as possible.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

If low wages make girl go wrong,
what is it that keeps country editor
reasonably straight.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

WARREN, o., May ia train
struck an auto yesterday and killed
it's four passengers. One was in
jured in another accident.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

If the printer should make it Lon
don tufts instead of suffs, we'd hardly
take the time to change it.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

Congress should hurry through this
extra session so the nation can enjoy
safe and sane Fourth of July.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

CHICAGo-A newspaper reporter
discovered in the grand jury room told
the court his name was "a. Mutt
head" He was sent to Jail for twen-
ty-four hours.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

CHAMPAIGN, Ill.-Authors who
permit their heroes to smoke will be
snubbed by the local w. C. 7. U. The
resolutions made no mention of those
who allowed their heroines to smoke.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

CHICAGO-Mrs. Della Richards,
great-grandmother, cuffed burglar
who poked revolver at her, pushed
him down flight of stairs and chased
him until he was out of breath.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

occasionally to prove that honesty is
the best policy.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22


him down flight of stairs and chased
him until he was out of breath.
NORTH ARLINGTON, N. j.
Twenty-Five children literally whoop-
ed their way out of court, when sus-
pected of being truants. All had
whooping cough, and proved it.
PITTSFIELD, Mass.-Lee Cum
minis, catcher for juvenile baseball
team was killed when hit in the head
by golf-ball which was being used
instead of a regular baseball.
CHICAGO-Next time weary
Willie joggles your back door and
asks for "hand-out" make him show
his card, and prove to you that he is
"a member of the Hoboes' union in
good standing.
PARASITIC little village of st.
Martin d'Ordon has no use for the
telephone and refused to let on be in
stalled in the postoffice, the town
council saying "they were not in such
a hurry"
LIMA, GA citizen of Ada walk
ed into railroad station here in his
birthday Clothes" Women fled in
dismay. In court the man explained
Ada was dry town and after few
hours visit here ne had decided to
discard his clothes.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-05-22

Looks like Allison Stocker has the {
best Of the fight for commissioner Of I
finance in Denver.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
WHO'S AFRAID 0F DYSPEPSIA?
The Old Enemy of Health, Dys- pepsia, Routed by Dr.. Kings
 R oval Germetuer.

,ndioostion and it's big brother. dyspep' .ia cause more pain and dlsrom1oft phSs- ic,lly. and make more pesslmists ihor"hy and spiritually than any other clSeas'9. rta whole trouble goes back to the Tact thtt the stomach is unable to dispose oi tbc food taken into it without Il desl1e."'e e' nainful. nerve-ra ckn@ struggle. br. hihS n.oI C,ormetuer goes to the seat or tie trarIlo If stops fermentation, permits th ,onr.tion of the gastric juices, reileFes ;nf,,nn,,tion and enables the stomach io
 o ohout ifs normal duty ln Ieiilhl" "' manner. o,;,,. sa,os.
 Mr. Henry l.. Matts. travelins saies' man. making his home at "ln"ii''' N',a,' writes: About eighteen mohrhs asu any wife's health gave way and she got ''e..,.
 ilv worse. She could scarcely retain any tnin~ she ate, and the disease finally as, sumed the worst form or o:SpepSit am ,.hronic diarrhoea She be"ame helpless ;n',oli1 ot the age of IS. l had her under tbn treatment of good physician, put his efforts to relieve her were of no avaii After matters had continued thus Tor elsh' or ten months, and my wife had gwen ut to die I took the case into my own nii"> and purchased a bottle of Dr. King Ro!a
 Ccrmetuer. and began giving 1t to ner u water as hot as she could drlnk It, pelo'e and after meals. 1oo''y sne ID well woman She used probably four ol siy bottles. am only too 2!au to ifeei' give this testimonial
 pr. Kings Royal Germetner is on sale a' ,eorly all druggists. If you cannot Sc cure it from your druggist, write directly to Ellis-Lillybcck Drug Co.,. Memphls Tenn. and they will forward it to you express prepaid on receipt of Sl. adV
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
Three Thousand Pupils
 Thrown Out of Schocl
Lack of Funds Bring About the Sit
 nation in Washington.

Washington. March l7.-More than 3.000 pupils in the night schools. it was announced today. will be shut out of their classes next week, when the schools will be closed for lack of enough money for the continuation of the night classes throughout the year, Previous Congresses. however. failed in like manner. and such instruction has been given only for about sixty nights each year on the average.
 The pupils are mostly adults, some old as a. who are compelled to work during the days and desire to educate themselves when their labors are fin ished. The school officials propose to press upon Congress the necessity of more liberal appropriations for the night classes. Of which they say there is a crying need.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
A Marvellous Cure.

The par, the imagination plays it. 'an>in- and curing many M tn" ills that flesh is heir to li:lS never been S, lmusinyly demonstrated aS in the ca>' of |, Glasgow lady who suffers fr"nl severe nervous headaches The onIA remedy she acknowledges is S"-and sos pills These always effect a cure she says One evening recently Sh
 complained of a very bad attack \, he: request the little white pit was brought with q glass of water [" "ye' it over" The effect w;lS marvellous Within a few minutes the patient de s'lared she felt better. and within halt nn hour the headache w;,s gone III a.ine the lndy's surprise. and the hom>.
 holds amuSpmpnt wW'n. on some "'n ""in. {" wash out the 'lrinkin" glass next morning. the little white pin WH> found sticking to the buttom GlaS gow News
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
The Pleasures of Obscurity.

Ii is apparent from this aneod"ta printed In the New York Sun. thit 7 story. although 2.oOO years old. ra' still be fresh and amusing II k " personal anecdote of thuang Tzn. T brilliant Chinese writer md philD>f' pher of the fourth century E C
 Chuang TZu was fishing i'll I'I" F'' riyer when the Prince of Ch'u >ent t"' high officials 10 ask him to tHk" rh:tr.' of the administration of that provn
 Chuang 1Zn went on fishing :ti" without turning his head. said "l hhN heard that in Gnu ttlrr" i> T ~:tr:" tortoise that has been dead sotII" i,'*. years and that the prime k"eIS ':.' tortoise carefully incln-od in T 'h" on tho altar of his nIr..,tr:ll trn,i,i. Now, would this tortoise rather l. dead and have it's r"t,ains vrnrr::'s.' or be alive and wa2"iug it's tail III l. mnd:"
 Tt would rather be alive rel Ii.. the two officials. and wa.giu. its ;a' in the mud
 'Be.Oner" cried Ch,HIn1 TZn "i. <, will wag my tai! in the mud
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
Powers Tell Balkans
 They Asl: Too Muci
The Allies Suggested Terms of Peace Wilt Not Pc Submitted to
 Turkey.

Berlin. March 17.-Tne European powers will th;s week inform the Bal kan allies that the r suggested terms for peace negotiations with Turkey are inadmssible. The powers will decline to submit them to Turkey. A carefully worded note 10 this effect was drawn up by the ambassadors in london at their latest conference and now is under consideration in the various European capitals. il is tC he handed to the allies after it has been approved by further conference in London on Wednesday.
 The note will suggest that a modi- fication of the allies demands lis in diGoensable" and will urge strongly the necessity for the conclusion o1 peace.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
CELEBRATE CLEyELAND'S
 BIRTHDAY TODAY
FORMER PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES FORN AT CALHWELL,
 \. J. ON MARCH Is. 1S3..
Feature of Occasion Will Be Visit TO Birthplace-PreSident of New
 York College to Pay Tribute

Caldwell, N. J.. March 1.-The 18th anniversary of the birth of Grover Cleveland, which occurred in Caldwell on March IS, 1887, rAill be fittingly ob- served here tomorrow. The anniver- sary celebration is to be held under the auspices of the Grover Cleveland Birthplace Memorial Association and will be attended by many notable men and women from New York and vicin- ity.
 One of the features of the day. exercises will be a visit to the birth pace of the late president, the old Presbyterian manse on Bloomfield avenue just opposite the Erie Railway station, The manse is now the prop erty of the Memorial Association which recently purchased it for $1S.- oOo.
 Dr, John II, Finley, President of the 1olle2e of the City of New York will preside at tOday's services and will deliver a tribute to Mr. Cleveland.
 Among the prominent people who are to be present are former Governor David R, Francis of Missouri, whc President Celevand's Secretary of the Interior; Hillary \. Herbert, his Sec retary of the Navy. and Charles $ Fairchild his Secretary of the Treas ury.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
LOUIS MAN COMING IN "ELEN AT.
 ING \ HUSBANn.'

With the coming here soon of Louis
 Mann in 'Elevating A Husband the interesting fact is recalled that it was this actor and this play that furnish ed New York theatregoers for six months last season with condition ill theatricals so unusual and unique taht it created unbounded comment. Here was production from one of the lead.
 ing New York firms of producers so much to the public's likins that artist and play was kept moving about New York from Theatre to theatre during three-uuarters of the entire season Opening originally at the Library Theatre, previously contracted book inss made it necessary to shift Mr
 Mann and his play to the Criterion Theatre. Here the actor remained for weeks until the date of the contracted appearance of Ethel Barrymore. IL was immediately arranged that during Miss Barrymore's stay at the Criterion Nr. Mann could continue his enormous business at the. Garrick Theatre, re- turning 10 the Criterion at the end of Miss Barrymore run, This was done and MT. Mann finished out the season at the latter theatre to a suc- cession Of delighted audiences, defyins
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
ADJUSTMENTS
"A BUTTERFLY ON THE WHEEL
+ + + + + + + + j. l. + I. 1. j. 4

"t BUTTERFLY ON THE WHEEL"
 London and New York and various other American cities have proclaim CT "A Butterfly on the Wheel the divorce play. the greatest theatrical success of the Twentieth Century,
 The central figure in "A Butterfly on the Wheel are man and wife and the mutual friend" The husband. who is intensely interested in politics, forgets his attractive and altogether childish little wife and allows her to be escorted to various places by 'the mutual friend" On one occasion she is travelling from England to Switzerland with a party of friends in cluding the friend of hubby when in changine trains at Boulogne she be- comes separated from her party and finds herself alone with her escort (the friend) speeding away from night they go to a hotel, hoping every thing will be set alright in the morning But instead her husband is told of the incident and immediately files for divorce thinking her untrue. The wife of course. is entirely innocent of wrong doing. which fact the audience knows Therefore in the famous trial scene in the third act, shOwin g the little butterfly wife in the dock, sympathy for the little woman who undergoes the severe cross-eNaminat ion of the prosecuting attorney. The timid little witness, often appeals to the Court for leniency and protection, but receiving neither. the little butter fly is torn to pieces on the wheel of justice She finally collapses and falls across the railing of the witness stand. The husband is at last con vinced of the innocence of his wife and his own neglect, and reconcilla- ton follows. There is sufficient comedy in the piece to furnish the re quired light and shade which is sc necessary in a play which touches dramatic heights. The Butterfly or the Wheel is conceded by the English
 speaking public, the most wonderfully realistic and perfectly staged produc
 tion of modern times. It will he pre-
 T. q h,,lN Nn,,ts, G 1 AN | Waller March "A for one night only
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18

the carly sumner heat and the oppos- ing attractions. Inquires for seats continued so brisk even after the an nouccmcut that Mr Mann was about 10 depart for his summer holiday, that an "oycrtiCN' week was arranged for at the Grad Opera House.
 "Elevating a Husband" is q comedy ny Clara Lipman and Samuel Shipman built arOlnd story of genuine heart interest. The role of the husband, Charles Sample. is played by Mr. Mann and it has enabled him to add another to his long list of ramerkable stage creations. Sample is q money setter but from an educational stand point woefully unpublished. His wife, on the contrary, is ambitious To shine among the intellectuals, so she sets herself tha task of "clevating" Sample Her experiment forms most interest ing and amusing story. The role of the wife is played by Emily Ann We'll man. who has been Mr Mann S lead ing woman for several seasons and the actor will take cn tour the same big supporting cast and elaborate production shown during the lengthy run on Broadway.
 Louis Mann Nill come to the Elks Theatre March 26 for one night only
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
PRINCE HENRI FEE BEARN.

Paris, March l7.-Prince Henri de Bearn is not at all perturbed because of his failure to get the Court of Alp peals to support in an attempt to ob- tain $240.O in securities deposited in a bank in Baltimore as part of the fortune left to him by his late wife who was Beatrice Winans, daughter O. the late Ross Winans. Acting on the advice of the French Court of Appeals the Prince declares he will lodge the suit in the American courts. Princess de Bearn died in St. Petersburg, in 1907. leacing two children.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
Some Pessimistic Stst,st,cs

Estimating the worlds Ilnt,nl,tinn T: l,IO0. .0OO. .00O. the who'll" hnIl,:in r:lt. :,' present living could stand cnfntnrl;lh, shoulder to shoulder in an are, of :'ii' square miles
 Taking the number 0f ""rrcratiuiI> il the past G.OGO years as 2Un tue r'"''I taken by them all on tl,n HtDvr i,iaI would only be half lh" sig" of ';"i many. or l"SS than the area of the stale of Colorado To bury all th" lmoDl' on earth would require n graveyard ; little larger than thHt area
 If the dust left hy .arh body hp pS, mated at one tenth of a cubic yard which is a liberal estimate. if woli'' Sovrr only forty square miles tn : lepttl of about three feet. This C"i tainly stelS insignificant. it k lmiiit' out. compared with tue great corr reefs and other immense dcl"'si'S hui uD by the shells of tiny nlaltnsk> Harper's Weekly
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
The Bulgarian Servant.

The lsulgarianS nave q curious wa, of recruiting SerVnutS at two periods in the year On Sl. Georges day, iht :.::d of April. and Ml tn" 2';th of O" tOM,T the streets of the capital are tin ed with servants who come tn look fO employment The ladies who pmpO' them iEiSS by in a street reserved as I"ially for this $tran.r market" a,'' examine and lntrrrUyute the aSpirantS The average Wages Is N4 per month ont of which sum the WOiIialI >erVHn ul:lil: ages tu save pnU,iG!, for q f;lll marriage - Harper'S Weekly
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
Get Rid of
 Piles at Home
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 No matter how long you have beer suffering or how bad you think youl case is, send at once for q free tria1 of the wonderful Pyramid Pile Re mcdy. Thousands afflicted as badl. or worse than you trace their quick recovery to the day they began usinf this marvelously successful remedy.
 Pyramid Pile Remedy gives instant blessed relief Pain disappears, in Plantation and swelling subsidies, ant yol are able to work again as com fortably as though you had never beel afflicted at all It may save the ex Donse and danger of a surgical opera tion.
 Just send in the coupon below witt your name and address on slip O aper. to the Pyramid Drug Co.,, 42i Pyramid Bldg Marshall. Mich, anG a sample will be sent you FREE. l. will show you conclusively what Py ramid Pile Remedy will do. Then you can get the regular package for 5t cents at the drug store. Don't suffe another needless minute, W"ite now
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
FIRES AT CLIO
 AND RISON SUNDAY

Fire of unknown origin destroyed the hotel at Clio Sunday the damage done amounting to thousands of dollars. The report received in this city was very meager one and the exact details are not known.
 At Rison Sunday afternoon, fire originating from the defective flue to- tally destroyed the hotel and board ing house belonging to w. T. Wick, to- gether with a barn and contents. The loss is estimated at over S1 ,000 with out insurance.
 N On Saturday afternoon, the sawmil belonging to J. M. Dial was destroyed the loss being about $1.000, with nc insurance.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
ACT QUICKLY
Delay Has Been Dangerous in Pine
 BIufi.


 Do the right thing a lie right time.
 Act quickly in time of danger
 In time Of kidney danger Doan's Kidney Pills ale most effective.
 Plenty of evidence of their worth.
 Mrs. H. E. Pifman, 1l7 North Beech Street. Pine Bluff Ark. ys: T sui fered intensely rom backache and pains in my loins and l always fe , tired and worn out Nervousness bothered me and my health was all run down When I was suffering in that way, Doan's Kidney Pills were bsougAt 10 my attention and l im- mediately procured a supply. I inn proved soon after l began their use and hy the time I had finished the contents of three of four boxes, l was without symptom of kidney compla nj. have offer told my friends and acquaintances about Doan's Kidney Pills" Statement giy- cn June 9. 19100
 No Trouble Since.
 When Mrs Pitman was interviewed on March 31. 1911 she said: ''The cure Done's Kidney Pills effected in my case had been permanent and my kidneys are now in excellent con- dition. I give th's remedy the entire credit for my good health"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Bnffal To, New York, sole agents for the United States
 Remember the name-Doan's-a take no other
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18

The Juvenile Society of the Lake side Methodist church viii have for sale at the residence O. Mrs. EG~ar Brew ster on West Seventeenth avenue next Saturday. Easter eggs in al cSl- ors at 30 cents per dozen. Mrs
 Brewster will take orde', in person or the purchasers. SIS 1t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18

--MAR-NOT a durable floor varn- ish. Sold by Claud Clege and Co., If
 The Hoosier saves miles of steps. Just $1.00 will make you member of our Hoosier Club-Reap & Craw- ford Furniture Go. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
No. 13 Friday Street. london.

NO. 1o Friday StFest' IonooH.
 Quite d tenth of the l.oad"h street have no No l3 There is no such nm ber in the Strand nor in Il"lh"rn WeStbourne grove. Haymarkrt S' lanes street. I.owndes square or Pat lane Even the doctors ban it. for Cp per Brook street goes from II to l." on the odd number side of the stree, in the humb!er quarters of London [ $ the snme-fOr instance. Charlot'' street. Southwark Rotherhithe stree and Charles street. HOxtOn Even th printing press does not drive nway >n nerStition. for in Wine office court an' other purlienS on Fleet street the nun, her is missing. City men. too. hav haniShed it from London street. Token house yard and Threadneedle street There is. however. a manufactures greatly daring who for wears has ca! lied on business at l? Friday street london Standard
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
Medicine of the Saul.

Medicine and religion. which arc ton frequently regarded as mutually an tagOnistic. should be mutually couple. mentary. There are many discusses in which the medicine of the soul Is d powerful adiuvant in the treatment of the body British Medical Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
Papa's Ally.

"Papa says annnncptl the >wpe, yorng thing. that when yon come [. call on me hereafter you must not come in d street car
 "Great guns. Must l walk:"
 "\o You are to come ih q taxical and have it wait fer you Papa says that this will not only prove tr,w mnci you love me. but save his staying li nights to make noises and wind the clock."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18

Warranty Deeds
 0. C. Hankison to Bracv 1ea;lchamp and Neimeyer Realty ComlaEy; lot 1, }. 3 and i. blk 22, P. B. Land Co., z -$3,5OOO0.
 Andrew Godfrey 70 II. F Dial, sW If ne 1-l, sec. 14-7-11.-$1. .AA Patent
 United States Government to Wm H. McGehee, frl 1-2 Ew 1-2, sec 2-7-11
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
1imea Channa.

Mrs. Benham- used to say that you would give your life for me Ben ham-That was when l was sick and expected to die anyway.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
Details Wanted,

Client-He called me q liar. a scoun. drel. a coward and a thief Lawyer And which epithet is it you object to-? Boston Transcript.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18

We will have openHls Monday and Tuesday, March 17 and 1S.-Adanell Millinery Go. tt
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18

He that plants thorns must never expect to gather roses.-Pilpay.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-03-18
wANTED-MEN TO LEAsv

Der trade. LADIES to learn \ Culture. Hair Dressing a Chin Special Inducements offered in ss ship; wages while learning. (, to work out part of t9itlon; for, students only. PALMER SYSTu tie Rock. Ark.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-08
STOCKS TAKE
 UPWARD TURN
Caused by Great Activity in Foseign Market - Copper Surplus Rapidly Increasing = Favored Money Market

NEW YORK. Nov. 7,-There were a few mildly favorable developments In the stock market today and prices were marked np. The rise of Amer, tean stocks in London started up ward swing here. Tnere was con. siderable delnSnd from abroad. and buying for London accounts are estl. mated to be 20.eeo shares.
 Copper stock influences by the monthly report of the producers while showing an increase of 2.775,. s.e pounds in stock on hand was rat. sa as upexpeesealy good. sI1ch Iarg- CT accumulation in the metal Is look, cd for.
 The report was made a basis of sonRe sallish activity in Amalgamat- ed. ArouAer favorable feature was the inprOSea outlook of the money market.
 Cash movements of the week indi- cated that banks would make a gocd showing h tornorrow's statement
 Bonds were irregular. early heayt ness is being followed by some i'm proveDepts in tone.
 Total sales. par value. si ,3S2 ,00e Cnited States bonds unchanged on cau
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-08

heavy liquidation in New York yes
 teraay the buying was more confi- dent and stocks rallied point or two. Local coppers showed little change and were not affected by the Copper Producers report, which al- though 1t showed sn increase of two half million pounds vas slightly bsS ter thsa sxpsotsd. The production re-
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-08
NOTICE

The Annual meeting of the stock. holders of the Fl Paso & Southwest ern Railroad company for the cleo ton of directors to serve for the en- suing year, and for the transaction Of such other business as may be proper ly brought before the meeting, will
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-08

ported was heavy and will probably be lower next month and if exports continue st the present rate this gain should be wiped out at the next re- port. Total sales New York 206. 800. Money 4s5 Metal 1e l-2 to 3-4.
 Producers fpures show increase 2. 773.2ss pounds.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-08
4AI.N-A-

be held at the office or the company in Bisbee, Cochise County. Arizona, on Monday, November 10. 1913,. at 12 O'cloc% room.
 GEORGE HOFFMAN,
 SecFetary. Adv. 2Ts
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-08
Notice to Dealers ,

PAiNE-WE6eER LETTER
 Received by L. J. overIock) BOSTON, Nov. 7.--In spite Of the
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-08
ADVERTISE IN REVIEW

Adv