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Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
FIRST APPLICATION
DARKENS THE HAIR
A Simple Remedy Gives Color
Strength and Beauty
to the Hair.I

You don't have to have gray hair or
faded hair if you don't want to. Why
look old or unattractiye? If your hair
is gray or faded, you can change it
easily, quickly and effectively by using
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair
Remedy. Apply a little tonight, and in
the morning you viii be agreeably sur
priscd at the results from a single
application. The gray hairs will be less
conspicuous, and after a few more
applications will be restored to natural
color.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur also quick
" removes danirulf, leaves the scalp
clean and healthy, and promotes the
growth Of the hair. 1t is a clean
wholesome dres ing which may be used
at any time with perfect safety.
Get fifty cent bottle from your drug
Pist today, and see how quickly it will
restore the youthful color and beauty Of
your hair and forever end the nasty
dlndruff, hot, itchy scalp and falling
hair. All druggists cell it under guar
antoe that The money will be refunded
if you are no. satisfied after fair trial.
Special agents. Harper Eou8e phar.
macy, 18th ST. 2ud Avc.-(AdVertise
meHD.
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
ELECTION NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given, that on
Tuesday, the first day OF April. A. D.,
1913, an election will be held in the
city and township of Rock Island, H.,
for the following officers, to wit:
CITT OFFICE.
One police magistrate.
TOWN OFFICERS.
Five assistant supervisors.
rive justices of peace.
Five cOnstahles.
Places for registration and voting
will be as follows:
First precinCt-413 Fourth avenue.
Second precinct-7O2 Second ave
nue.
Third precinct-1O14 Third avenue.
Fourth precinct-924 Ninth street.
Fifth prech.ct-Court house, east
door.
Sixth precinct-1434 Seventh ave
nue.
Seventh precinct-11OI Fifteenth
street.
Eighth precinct-1914 Third avenue,
Ninth precinct-Trinity Parish
llouSG, NibtCctutu Sllttl anu tDlAAii
avenue.
Tenth precihct-Hose house on
Twenty street.
Eleventh precinct-Schmid' gro
Gerry store, 1923 Twentieth street.
Twelfth precinct - Twenty
street, between Sixth and Seventh
avenue.
Thirteenth pFecinct-7O9 Twenty
. seventh street.
Fourteenth precinct-3O22 Fifth
avenue
Fifteenth -Peterson's car
penter shop SO Forty-ffth street.
Sixteenth precinct-I340 Thirty
eighth street.
Seventeenth precinct-l234 Thirt
eth street.
Dated at Rock Island, IL, March 6
1913.
SHIRLEY D. FOLSOM,
Town Clerk
NJ. T. RUDGREN.
City Clerk of Rock Island. IH-(AdyJ
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
WENNERBERGS IN
CYCLONES PATH
Terrific Storm Passes Over
Heads of Local Singers Trav-
cling Western Prairie.
SEEKING FOR C0LLEGIANS
Frineds Made During Stay in Omaha
are Among Killed or Injured
In Tornado.
lsn.cisl 20 Tn. Arrus-L

Wakefield. Neb.. March 2G.-The
Wennerberg chorus, which is now tour
ing Nebraska, felt the effects Of the
destructive tornado which swept Oma-
Ia on Monday. causing such appalling
loss OF life.
The chorus was spending Easter a.
ST. Edwards, about 80 miles due west
o' Omaha The day was warm and
ualmv strongly suggestive Of spring.
After singing at Easter morning sar-
vice at Salem, eight miles out in the
country from St Edwards, the chorus
made ready TO start on the overland
drive for Newmans Grove, nine miles
distant where the Augustana singers
we're scheduled 10 appear in the even
ing
soon after the start was made the
wind began 10 rise, gust followed gust,
and soon strong gale was blowing
from the southwest. Before two miles
had been Travelled, thunder clouds.
which for hours had given promise OF
spring showers, began 10 thicken.
CLOUDS SWEEP HEAVENS.
TWO strata Of clouds were visible
The lower stratum Of clouds was tray
cling az a terrific rate from the north
west. Several members Of the chorus
commented on cyclone conditions. etc
n was estimated that the clouds were
making 20 miles an hour.
Hope that wind doesn't get down
here" remarked Sigfrid Blomgren, a
deep-yoiced basso
Covered carriages saved the chorus
from a generous soaking. and by the
time Newman's Grove was reached the
mercury had dropped 90 degrees. Ar
hour later the rain turned to snow aul
s'Det. and when the concert began IL
the church, of which Rev. Joseph An
dersOn is pastor. bitter cold prevailed
Not until Fremont was reached Mon
day noon did the chorus learn Of the
deadly storm.
OMAHA FRIENDS ARE VICTIMS.
Omaha dispatches show that the tor
uadO swept within r block OF severa
houses where chorus members wer,
entertained Tuesday Of last week
Among the dead are Ncls Larson. dea
con iu Emmanuel church. in which tn,
chorus sang The injured include tw,
daughters of Rev p " Lndberg. su
porIurendcut of Emmanuel hospital
whore the bows also sang The girl
We're out walking and were caught iI
fine storm and injured. though no, ser
l1ns'y The hospital was near th
path OF the tornado. but was not dan
aged
The chorus members are lu goo
shape and are meeting splendid receI
IONS everywhere. despite adyers
weather conditions
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26

Coming from one of the oldest, best
known and most respected families in
ROCK Island, Louis Ohlweiler, one OF
the democratic nominees for assistant
supervisor. has by his steady habits
and correct living won friends all over
the CiIy.
He vas born So years ago in the
Third ward and there he has always re,
sided. If the best index TO a man s
character is his standing where be is
best known. then Mr. Ohlweiler ought
to be proud of the regard in which he
is held.
From a boy he has been in the en-
ploy Of the Carse & Ohlweiler bottline
works and for years has served as
shipping clerk
He is a family man and a property
holder and possesses the qualifications
essential TO making an ideal supervisor
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
Notes of the Local
Campaign

Charles J. Smith will be reelected
police magistrate next Tuesday, and
deserves to be.
For assistant supervisors, the demo
cratic candidates are all representative
men and should be elected. They are
Louis Ohlweiler, Henry Ruben, Elmer
McDole Vincent 4. Murphy and Henry
{. HinriChs.
James " Maucker, Carl Kuehl
ana ". c. Peck, the democratic candi.
dales for justices Of the peace, are all
worthy men who will bring to the OF.
fees ability and judgment.
Samuel Fitzpatrick and Mike Mintz
should be elected constables next Tues
day.
Elect democrats 10 the county board
next Tuesday and give the people a
new deal
The democratic candidates meet with
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
RIVER GUIDES TO
Be LIGHTED SOON
Orders from Light House In
spector Are to Have Lamps
Burning After March 81.

The governments official opening
OF navigation on the Mississippi river
above s.. Louis is set for March 81.
according TO orders issued today from
the light house department OF the
local United States engineers head
quarters. The river guide lights be
tween Buffa.o and Keithsburg and be
tween Keokuk and Canton will be
lighted for the first time this season
on that date. With the river al its
present high stage and prospects for
its remaining high very bright. the
Lights between Rock Island and Buf,
falo and between Keirhsburg and Keo-
kuk need not be lighted as yet
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
Five Sue For plvorce.

Five suits for divorce were fled
in the Office OF the circuit clerk this
morning by Attorney II. VI. McCaskrin
The titles Of the actions and the cause
in each one follows: Mayme Pont
zius vs.. Clarence Pontzius, Rock Is
land, desertion; Mary Campbell vs.
George Campbell Rock Island. deser
ton. Belle Mckay. VS.. Louis Mckay
Rock Island. drunkenness and deser.
tion; Clara Bivals VS.. Thomas Biyans
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
DAVENPORT GIRL
VICTIM OF STORM
Daughter of Arthur Moran Kill.
ed in Cyclone at Ralston,
Neb., Last Sunday.

Local friends will be sorry 10 learn
o. the death OF the l5-yesr.uld daugh.
ter Of Arthur Moran, formerly Of Day-
export who was In the cyclone at Raj
stou. Ncb last Sunday Mrs Louis h
Th.ele. 4225 Seventh avenue. in this
city received word yesterday that the
storm had claimed az a victim Miss
Moran and that Mrs Moran was seri-
uUsly injured
Mrs Thiele has received no particu-
lars OF the tragedy. The word came
yesterday relative TO the death and
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
New Pastor Surprised.

Rev. J. W. Whitfield. who recently
assumed the pastorate of the Second
Baptist church, Sixth avenue and
Tenth street, was most agreeably sur
prised az his home, 500 Fifth avenue,
by members of his congregation last
evening. Many Useful gifts were left
with the minister. and the evening
was pleasantly passed.
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26

sEe is anxiously awaiting further word
fIom the stricken city OF Ralston. Mr..
Moran is well known in this vicinity,
as he resided for many years in Dav-
export. and has many friends here who
viii be grieved TO hear Of his bereave-
mCnt
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
The Democratic Can
didateS
ICE MAGISTRATE Charles J

POLICE MAGISTRATE - Charles J.
smith.
ASSISTANT SUPERVISORS - Louis
OhIueIIer, Henry Ruben, Elmer McDOIe,
Vincent A Murphy, Henry &. HinrichS.
JUSTICES OF THE PEACE James
W. Maucker. Carl KuehI, W. {. Peck.
CONSTABLES samuel Fitzpatrick
Mike MIntE.
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
ECCEN TRIO MAN
IN POLICE COURT
Denies Being Spendthrift -
Buys One Pair of Shoes
in Seven Years.
MARRIED LIFE A GAY ONE
Wants TO Eject Step-chiIdren From
Home Because They Eat Too
Much Food

That classic Injunction. Eat drink
and be merry, for tomorrow you die"
was badly trampled upon today when
[. A. Schneider. l106 Tenth avenue,
came to bat in police court. and be-
fore 10 minutes had elapsed. cinched
a strangle hold on the title, "Meanest
man in town
Schneider has been married for sew
> en- years, and because his wife would
not live up to certain ideals, hubby has
been raising such a disturbance that
it was finally found necessary to call
in the police. Schneider will never be
accused of trying to rob Monte Brew
ster of his spendthrift laurels, accord
ing TO the testimony of members of
his family.
E. FRUGAL IDEAS.
Here are a few of Schneider's ideas
as to living. etc:
No. DAILY diet shall consist of
beans. potatoes, bread and meat, with
out deviation.
]
lowing supplies shall be used in one
day: One platter of beans, one Loaf
Of bread, one pint of milk, two pounds
of meat. and a potato TO each person.
no. Fish shall be strictly tabooed
and the purchase of such meat shall
he grounds for a family insurrection.
No Husbands shall purchase theil
hr1r DF CHI IN,
years.
No. Upon payment Of s. at the
police station, proud father is en-
titled TO the privilege Of going home
p and slapping each member of the fam
lily upon the face
, No 6-The father is absolute boss.
q MUCH WOE.
o Schneider and his wife have botl
T. trotted a heat in the matrimonial
.- sweepstakes prior to the present en-
,- gagement. Claiming that he marriet
g his wife alone and not her family, h,
n objected strenuously when his spous
$ brought to the abode three children
r by her first husband. He immediate
p ly tied the score by bringing thre
2 children of his own, by his first wife
j. For the past few months Schneider ha
been dissatisfied with conditions. an,
on March l induced an attorney L
send a letter TO his wifes children. in
forming them that they must eithe
yacate his premises or be prosecute
p as trespassers. His step-children hav
been paving board. but Schneider oil
. jects 10 their presence This mornin
he was brought into police COur
charged with disorderIy conduct Tn
8 case was dismissed. after which tn
magistrate informed the dissatisfe
father that the step-children. bein
minors. had as much right as his Ow
offspring.
E. CASE DISMISSED.
= Schneider detests fish. His wife ha
, purchased the piscatorisl variety {
food twice week, and each time ther
IL has been battle. He claims the chi
?, dren are Overfed and that too muc
X provender is TO be condemned. Sc,
eral nights ago he entered the be-
IS room Of his step-daughters, it is ale;
Pr ed and throwing children and sheet
= ont OF doors. proceeded to utilize th
" four-poster himself. Mrs Schneide
at IN order 10 demonstrate her husbnad
~ generous nature, testified that he ha
u bought her but one pair Of shoes
the seven years of her married lif
al The court advised the belligerents
10 patch up their difficulties and try
IN get along.
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26

the township committee, composed of
the Rock Island members of the dem
ocratic county committee, at Turner
hall at 1880 this evening.
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
New Man at Mccabe's.

Ed Miller. for many years in the
furniture and carpet department of
the Fair. Davenport, is now with l..
S. McCabe & Co.
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
TO PUSH CHARGES.

Connolly claims to be a bartender
by occupation, hut, according TO his
own admission in police court this
morning, had worked only two weeks
during the six months of his stay in
the city. Commissioner Hart stated
this morning that an effort would be
made 10 locate the missing Mrs. Con
nelly, and should the evidence show
that she has been forced into white
slavery. the husband will in all prob
ability be sent over the road
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26

Rock Island, drunkenness. and Hanar-
len Vemere VS.. Theoful Vemere,
Moline. deserdon.
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
DRIP PRICE'S
CREAM
BAKING POWDER
CREAM
More Home Baking

You will make biscuit, cake and pastry
clean, fresh and tasty-better every way
than the ready made foods.
Dr. Prices Baking Powder is specially
devised for home use, and makes home
baking easy and a delight. 1t will pro-
tect yOu from the dread alum baking
powders, which are too frequently found
in the ready made articles, and insure
you food of the highest heaIthfuIness.
Rock Island Argus., 1913-03-26
WHITE SLAVE IN
A DARING ESCAPE
Woman, Placed in Resort by
Husband, Liberates Her
self from Bondage.
POLICE SECURE CLOTHING
William Connolly, in FeIon's Cell,
Faces Penitentiary for
Misdeeds.

Hastily snatchiug a few articles OF
clothing, Mrs William Connolly, held
a captive in a Rock Island red light
resort. several days ago made thrill
ing escape from the premises during
a temporary lapse of vigilance upon
the part of the keeper. The woman.
so the authorities claimed. had been
forced into life of shame by her hus-
band. who had placed her in the Joint
and refused to allow her to leave. But
scantily clad, the rouge still on her
cheeks. the unfortunate woman fed
from her Captors and is now in hid
ing. The police three days ago Wis
tied the resort, which is located on
I Twenty-frst street, and secured her
clothing. AS a reuslt. William Con
nelly faces a penitentiary sentence,
and the police are now securing the
country in order to locate the woman
and secure the evidence which they are
confident Will land the man in the pen.
/ itentiary.
MAN Is ARRESTED.
Z NOlAtilN NdS al tSlVu di lIR ItSOI d
2191a Twenty-frst street. last night
and this morning was sentenced 10 Il
days in jail on a charge of vagrancy
Last summer Mrs. Connolly was com
PEELED to work in the DuPrez Joint. &C
cording to the authorities. Weary o,
her life of shame in the Twenty-first
street red light joint, and hoping to es
cape from virtual slavery, the har
assed woman decided to risk bodily
injury at the hands of her husband
and make a break for liberty. At the
time of her flight she secured but
few articles of clothing. Afraid to re
turn lest her husband beat her. sh,
sought the aid of a Monmouth man
who, accompanied by an officer. yfsiteC
the place and secured the clothing
Connolly Immediately vowed ven
geanCe upon the man who had be
friended his wife, and after botherin;
the police for several days in an effor
to discover his identity, was finall
locked up.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Mmerifaniidjcr Ranae.

Trofeiior (naboem er oen Sdii-
Tern ben 9au Der Bride Suliis Ga.
Jars iiber oen Gbein erfldrt bot !:
sit einem bon eud nod etpas I'M
flar2"
Siaaf: r@as bat oie Bride se.
foitet?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Der feline Gaufmann.

2ebrer: r@ott bat Die @elt 10 berr.
lid erihaffen! @as iolen Die @e-
i6opfe oesbalb tbun?"
9er feline Woris: Sic ioaen nc.
den e Geflam oapor!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Sas efuta Weib(idc.

9oftorin (5ur 3ofe): ~2iiett, i6
bin gernfen moroen; es lit Semano
bonn 0a6e geitiir5t = bringen Sic
mir idnea mein cranes 8leib, mel.
men ihpar5eu SUIT NIT Der blaren
Seoer un0 meme b%eabraunen Saro.
ihube!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Gin5istIcr KaIenHer.

Quart. Sormat. 5arbsnornd : litslbilS /:
Gle Wutter bes sottlihen Grloiers". 80
SQhitrationsn, oarunter s Soubiloer, iarb,.
ger llmidlaS. bibidsr @anotalenesr. preis.
Rebus. VreiS Is EtS.
ST au6 in iramoiii6sr, itaIisniider nnb
ipanii6er Sprabe gu babeu. VreiS 20 GtS.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Gr thmt's id)pn iriihcr.

Sberit: ~@em ih Sic miinite,
meroe ih oreimal %flingeln."
Neller @mrihe: %. SEER SberIt
id nil audi gcrne id)ou beim 5meiten
&lingeln fommen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Sdabe nm bic Sancc.

Gbarlep Murpbp. Der Siibrcr bon
5ammanp, job in einenl 9altimorer
&eitanrant. Ter &ellner fam nit
elmer Ylatte on. aui Der iid eiit Stiid
&oaitbeei nit Sauce befanb; in Solge
elmer ungeihidten 9ewegung COB ser
aellner Die gauge Sauce Dem 8aite
iiber Den Nod.
Murpbp iaete Swar nid)ts. aber er
lab Den 8elluer nit eiiem 9lide an,
Der ocutlifer iprad, oils ole frGitig.
item @orte bas permoft bGtten.
sic cntlbliloigen," Itammelte Scr
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Catholic Home Annual.

Gin tatbolii6er 8alsnosr in ensll9r
Sprabe. Mit msbriarbisem llmiblas.
Sehs Soublloer itnb cine Meuss Suuiira.
tiOusn YretS 20 GtS.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Seine Bite.

get etnem Wanne muroe eingcbrc.
hen; Die 0iebe batten aIes, mas ir'
genomie @ertb beiaB. bereits peaee.
ifleppt, offs Der 9eraubte ploeliHy IN
Der Sbiir erihien uno ibnen elm Bib
binreidte:
.9itte, meme Serren, peil Sic
bod seraoe babel limo. modte ih Sic
eriuhen, ald bieies ipreteuo dbn.
lihe Tortrat meiner Shwiesermut.
ter mit5unebmen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
GkriffinSS KaIenHer
Die 3leiuea

Mit Sarbenorlt: Sitelbilo. pier iarbisen
Gini6altSbiloerh, swciiarbi9es Ralsuoarium
uno iarbi9er untidlas .... VreiS 10 GtS.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09

er mllB nod, oieie Noft fort. Gs lit
metlle Terliherllng gegen Ginbrlih."
- ~ y
SeimgclcmdDtet.
9iifof Charles s. Grafton bate
lid onrf) leine flopper uno t%rcffen.
Den .IeuBerungen Don Der &on5el
berob einen 9tomelt gemadt. @Gb-
reno zines Streifs in ieiner Iio5eie
6on0 on Sac bat elmer Der prominen.
teltcn &irhenporlteber, Gin 8roBfa-
pitalilt, um's @ort, Oas linn Der 9i-
Idol obne @eiteres %ertbeilte. Ser
relhe '0crr belt oaroui cine ldnge
2obrebe allf oas &apital, prizes Die
Snouitriefapitdne, Die iih I'M Die
arbciter peroient moften, inoem lie
lie anItelten, mics arf ibrc 8eroienite
Inn oas 2ano bin unO bctonte, oaB es
Elm llnreht iei, penn Die Irbeiter if.
men Ourh Streits 8epalt antbum
mollen.
Hafoem er ieirte bon gigenlob
triefenbe Heoe beenoet, nobm ser
&eOner nit eriihtlifer 3ufrieoen.
belt Elas, porallf lid giihof @rai.
ton nit BEN @orten erbob:
,Sit pielleitt nod elm armer Sim.
Der ampeiero, Der bas @ort baben
m0hte2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Mbomirt anf gllte mo Nene Wcll

Gas Glteite, iauitrirte fatboliibe Sami.
lieublatt. Sabrli6 "a petite "a Is Gents.
Sei DEMONSTRATING bsS sau;em Ssabr.
9anses nur~".~......- .....~-.~.... $500.
2 Girca 100 Sllultrationsn I'M ,Sabr, boruus
ter man6e mebrtarbiSe. dur sebieaene Sei.
trGse be%ruorraSeuoer antorsn. Suujtrirts
Srausnbeilase NIB &nnoidau.
gu bsiiebsn burd iebe Su6banblums 70.
wis oirett pon ben Serle9ern:
BenZiger Brothers,
New York: 36-3s Barclay st.
C~incinnati: 343 Main st.
Chicago: 222-224 w. Madison st.
2pbnenber 8erbienit fir Msentenl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09

lCI SeIUlelIc I'LL IIUll u]le, res III IIlu1l
germ seifeben. Nebmen Sic es nid)t
10 tragiih, if merbe Sbnen cine Gr-
traportion Saiice bringen."
~ y ~
Wabnipriid)e.
CRADLE nid)t innter Oos, mas on
getbaii baIt.
Seriibe 81 merben, mas on 6iit.
Grwefe nibt fallde S%oiinungen
olirf unberehtigtes Sob.
Sprih Did nift in momentollem
slerser aesen Oeiten Mitmcniden
aus.
gefdmpfe bic 6urdt Dor
Sdmer5ell.
Sieb Die Mrbeit oetncr Srarl ais
Der oeinigen gleihmertbig an.
Sungere, menn Oh feinen Ippetit
bait.
8erihpenbe al6 cine leitt per.
oiente Summe niht.
Glib, mie on nebmen mof)teit.
9ebanble beine @ei6piiter, oils
mGren lie oeine NGhiten, oeine IGdj-
item, oils ndren es beine 8eihmiiter.
StoBe ben 9abn nibt ms Meer,
Der DID ans 2ano gebraht bot.
SaIte beine Witmenihen, Die &c.
ieaihaitlif nif)t NIT Dir arf elmer
Stuie iteben, niht audi geiItig inter
Dir itebenb.
llebertritt ME @eiete, Die 5u oei-
mem Shltse gegeben limo.
Salte Dir itets 5mei @ege often.
Hefne piel, red)te Denig.
2eibe einem ieOen bein DIR, aber
nift oeine 3mnge.
Spiele nidt 8eritef nit beiner
Sfnlo.
geoenfe, baB elm iinbeanttporteter
9rief einem unertpioerten 9ruBe
slei9fommt.
Srage ME elm 8ino aus.
Wahe feline unniieen Illssaben
bon geboretem 8eloe.
gnti6uIoige oeine Sebler nidt oils
ausnabmen.
Siirhte nibt bas 2a6en, ionbern
oas 9Gfeln Der 2eute.
@abre arh Die pertrauIiditen
Mittbeilungen eines enen
Sreunoes.
Shreib Dir ben 3orn pom Ser5en
berunter, aber Damn ms 6eller NIT
Dem grief.
Nihte sir cine Gumpelfammer elm
fiir i~iberitanoene Sorget llno Ierser-
niiie.
Sabe Sen Muno i'm Ser5en, nift
oas Ser5 I'M Wnnoe.
9epertbe oeine Witmenihen uno
etrpoigen ltntergebenen nibt leoiglid
uaf Der Sfulbiloung.
gersiB ME, bab Der anoere anbers
iein miB. ~
Sbliebe ni6t o,,s eincm perlore.
nen Sro5eiie obne meiteres aui
ihlette @eiese unS i6le6te &ihter.
Site bid ielbit bel, beinem Srloer
Dor Der 8eoensarts n0ir peroen
ihon einig." az. IT.
2aB bid ME mit:ff las made iG
lfon biaig" %abipeiien.
- y -
ltniere luitisc Suei-Gde.
Wann (3eitung Ieienb): sd weiB
niht, mas loQ oas beoertten-"
Srau: .@ie fomuhIt oenn Su al,f
einmal arif Die 9orelep?"
Mann (eritaltnt): .r9orelep?-If )
10, nein. i'd bab' ba geraoe BLOB 10 elm
io5ialiitiites Yartei-E rosramm sele.
ien!"
vGbriitls," iast elm i6ones. @ort,
mar Der erite Mriitofrot."
.Wer mar aber Der erite So5ialoe.
mofrat?-S6 slaiib' INNER, Der bat
Miiter Sucifer sebeiben!"
Die Socts iagen III ibrem Yro.
gramm .&elieion lit Yripatiote."-
Gas lit seraoe 10, als Of lid @olfe Ss
einent 9erteSuge perabreoen urlo be.
ihlieBen miiroen: @ir eeben al,i
Sleiib aus-9dmmer iino Yripat-
Jade!
rgdn5ung.-G Der @eg 5lr
Sole lit nit guten Soridseu gepila.
itert uho-mit io5ialiitiifen Ebra.
en.gliimde beitrelt.
IuffIGruna.- Griter Soci:
-Sap, Charlie, pas lit bas eigentlit
-So5ialismus?"
Speiter Soci: $50, hummer aerl,
bas meiit Oh Observation-Disclosures
lit, penn On 3. 9. piel @elo boit uno
ih geb' Der uno mimi Sir's meg
uno-"
griter Soci: .Sbo, oos mod,t' id)
mir aber nidt 10 slltmiitbig gefallen
laiien!"
Smeiter Soci: .@eiB ihl "a hili
id) mir Damn mit'm Inard)ismiS!"
Grlter Spci. .Nuord1ismllS - in.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09

aellner, inoem er Die Sorce nit lei.
her Serpiettc aufmiifte, res lit nid)t
germ geiheben. 9tebmen Sic eS nid)t
10 tragiif, if nerbe Sbnen cine er-
t%roportion Sauce bringen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
S6ditc Gle.

Sausberr (u Den ginbreferD:
Bite, laiien Sic lid ni6t itorcn,
aber menn Sic geben-weun cs III.
men nift 81 piel Miibe maht-wiir.
Den Sic 10 liebenswiiroia iein ul,o
oielen Brief IN Den aaiten lteden?
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-09-09
Muoernc &unit.


sd babe aeraoe Sbr neueites @e-
maloe belpunoert. @an5 grobartig,
nltnoerbar-mas iteQt eS oenn por?"
ga, oas it's serabe! 9as Bib
beiBt: Gin 8ebeimniB."
- y -
Der fleine GsOiit.
Irtbur's Mlitter i6idte i'm sum
4potbefer, Inn einen thermometer 5u
bolen.
vSat Teine Wiltter seiast. ipos
fir ne Sorte thermometer lie baben
mohte?"
.Hein-aber geben Sic mir MIR
eillen reft groBen uno boben, lie min
mein 3immer oamit beiSen."