davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Holly chieftain., 1913-04-18
SEEK COLO THIEVES
unes Of Africa Said to Lose
S. 900 900 Yearly.
Do1sot1ves Sent to London for Puspooo
- Rsaaaae Down hsads Of Syn
6lsats Which Has 0ssa
Operating fer Yssrs.

London.-It b known that several
msmbers Of the Trans-aal secrs& serv-
ice have just arrived in London for the
purpose Of running down the heads Of
. supposed syndsats which for years
has been robbing the Rand mines of
gold to the tune OF $4,000. 900 annual
ly. Worst of al. there has NOT bsea q
single conviction tor theft IN all the
time.
There are various forms of gold
transit" but the latest and the most
successful 10 that Of converting the
smuggled metal into process blocks
and dispatchinE them frankly from
Johannesburg to England to certain
prearranged addresses. A gold process
block looks very much like heavy
electro" and the open manner in
which the thieves went to work ~.
sisted In throwing the police OF their
guard. ..s..
1t seems that Of the principals en-.
gagged in this precious system in 10
hannssburg was q woman. who re.
ceived the unwrouEht metal from mine
employees, appraised it. and paid for it
30 far she has eluded the vigilant
secret service" specialists and Is liv.
ing In luxury on her business"
Ever since the opening Of the gold
mining industry on the Rand" said g
detective connected with the case. 1T
was found necessary, SO soon as things
had been made more or less ship
shape. to get the government to pass
a special law to deal with gold stealing
In spite Of this. the percentage of loss
by theft grew greater. The abstrac'
ton of gold became nne art. 1t was
not stolen BY the professional thief
but. more often than not. by trusted
employees In tho mines.
Most of the gold was. and is, stolen
in the form Of amalgam. plated in q
highly scientific manner either by
scrApinE the metal from the battery
plates with . small knife, or fishing
for it with thin copper wire"
pouGlas Blackburn. in hia book -
The Holly chieftain., 1913-04-18

We have township plats, chat
tel mortgages, deeds, and other
forms for sale al our Office. The
Chieftain Printrrv
The Holly chieftain., 1913-04-18
Expensive Stage Debut.

Florence A. Sayers, nineteen, paid
500, 1000 for her stage debut. An aunt
left the money on condition that she
renounce her ambition. She money
goes to charity
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08
Is CENT ''DANDER|NE' FOR falling
HAIR AND DANDRUFF-- GROWS HAIR
Don't pay so cents for worthless hair toncs-Use DID,
reliable, harmless "Danderine"--- results

Thin. brittle. colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
of its lustre, its strength and its very
life. eventually producing a feverish-
ness and itching of the scalp. which
If not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink. loosen and de-then the
hair falls out fast.
A little Danderlne tonight-now--
anytime-will surely save your hair.
Get q s5 cent bottle Of Knowlton's
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

Eagles lodge. This afternoon and
evening the delegates. over 500 of
them were taken for an interurban
ride and later to the theatre.
Tomorrow will be one of the big
gest days of the convention. A pa
rade will be held, after which the del
egates as well as the visiting ladies
will be taken for an automobile trip
over the city. A hundred or more
members Of the lodge are expected to-
night and that many more tomorrow.
The city is in gala attire, many busi-
ress places and residences being deco
rated.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

tr -a.r-.
r.. F.-.- -s r.a-r
" Wl t-r# Ht.'e.s.I.
Has,r or.. li,v r,n. opal
I.... .r,a ra. rer.ias Leon Kelly
'rll G-sRaId \.a Carter N.ua
.nrrr JrHoU Fisher Lucille Robin
SON. Isabelle Harms Ruth ryattc
Kendall
Clarence Burlington. Ralph Lamb,
Gwcul Green. Ralph Peterson, Rex
ford Trees. Estlc Mitchell Joe
Withcrs. Edwin Maxey Her
bert Nichoson Julian Davis, Ed
moud League. Ndolph Masek Joyce
Handley, Flossie Williamson, Gladys
Conner, Esther FingeI Helen League,
Pearl Burlington, Virginia Gent.
Lindsay,
William Rcdman, Edgar Martin,
Ray Gibbons, Lee Parish. Frank CAL
breath, Purpont Thurman, Charley
Davis. Frank Sanderson, Eckford
Humphrey. Woodruff Williams
Franklin Ashby. Ben Shadwell, Fred
Campbell. Lloyd Osmar, william Ham
iNon Roy Redman. Raymond
George, Paul Braymcr, Cecil Buck
! Henry Kipcr. Arthur Cory Lee Gil
/ lrspic. Joe Price, Geo. Thompson, Lee
| Stokes. Laura Holmes, Lotuc Pouder
Yyounr Burkhart Florence Blue
I HoNlr Mary. George Quinn, Dane
/ Martin. Mamie Lily, Edith Dilling
| CLEO Gibbons. Alice Johnson, Etta
/ BRADY. Florence Hancock.
Lynch ForS,thc.
clyde Hooker. Herbert Hayes, Jay
| Bow'iu Floyd Pyle. Raymond Parker
1 Preston Caruthcrs. Earl Hooker
/ John Hays. Ncrn Barton, James War
ucr. Lyman Nichols VIM Bannistcr
/ Dewey Click. Howard Hanks, Eugene
Houp. willie James. Cecil Mitchell
/ Hazel Robertson. Maud Miller. Minnie
| London. Goldic Hooker. Rachel Rob
crts. Fern Purdy. Ben Smythc, Jewe
/ Barton. Gladys Caruthcrs. Pllny Roth
/ hammer. liortcnsc Triplctt. Anna Ing
ram. Alice Stanford, Maggie Harp.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08
START ON NEW COURT HOUSE
Washington County's official Home
Competed I'm u Year.

BARTLESVILLE. Okla. May g.
(SpcclalD Work has already started
on Washington county's $4,000 court
house. The Inland Construction COM
pany of Chandler was awarded the
contract some time ago. Workmen
started today laying of pavement
about the site OF the new court house.
1t Is expected that 1t will take year
to complete the building.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08


Ea Hard.E Bernard Campbell,
Ll.au Hoffman Wime Loek. Jessie
Haynes. Clarence Gardner, Frank
Eoddy. Arthrr setter. Anna Hemley,
Mildred Lambert Monoto Wilson,
Midget Mclaughlin.
Owens.
Victor Burton. Chas wilkins, Luth-
er Nose. Chas. Gcbhart, Cloyd Coop,
Herman Larkin Anon Owen, Carl
Miller, Roy Mcdaniel, Earl Inhof,
Clarence Schoonover, Jack Claybaugh,
Fred Coulson, Glenn Zinll Arthur
Whl,tenhall, Paul Welch, Amos Todd,
Ida Johnson, Emma Claybaugh, Thel-
ma Mcdaniel, Louise Davis, Marie
Knopp, Ruth Laws Burtha Welch,
Hazel Lind, Ida Summers, Rosa Fen
ton, Debra Davis Hazel Crewson,
Margaret Burton.
North Side
Mark Smith, Irving Clark, Ed
Brandenberger, VIM. Gaines, Luther
Mari, Sherman Kennedy Lon Me
Kinkaid, owen Carson. Everett Web
bcr Norris Hopping. Gerald Barney,
/ Howard Lambert, Joe Dunlap, Herald
Peterson, Claud Mills, Franklin Hoss,
| Mark Griffin, Jack Robinson, Cecil
/ Grain, James Kennedy. Bancroft Mel
son, opal Kern, BESSIE Belle Tuttlc,
| Amy peasc, Clara Dalton, Jennie
/ wood, Morine Kennedy, Ruby Carr,
/ Lottic Hcndrick, Margaret Gaines,
/ Anna Knoerr, Ada Van Est, Ruth
/ Zoller. Ala Offit. Daisy Brockers,
Hazel Kelly, opel Kern, Elsie Upton.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

Danderine from any drug store or
toilet counter, and after the first ap-
investment you vsr made. Your hair
will Immediately take on that life
lustre and luxuriance which Is so
beautiful. II will become wavy and
fluffy and have the appearance OF
abundance; an Incompatible gloss
and softness, but wha, will please you
most will be after just few weeks
use. when you will actually see lot
Of fine. downy hair--new hair
growing all over the scalp.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08
PEOPLE SHOULD GUARD
AGAINST APPENDICITIS

Tulsa people who have stomach
and bowel trouble should guard
against appendicitis by taking simple
buckthorn bark. glycerine. etc. as
comp oundcd in Adler-i-ka, the Ger
man remedy which became famous
by curing appendicitis. JUST ONE
Dose relieves sour stomach. gas on
the stomach and constipation IN
STANTLY because this Simple mi~
ture draws off such surprising
amount OF old foul matter from the
body. Getman s. Campbell.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08
800 EAGLES GATHER
IN bARTLESV|LLE
BARTII,SNILIE OPENS ALL
DOORS TO THE HUNDREDS
OF VISITORS.

BARTLESVILLE. okla, May c.
(Spccial) The Eagles convention
ouened here today at 10 o'clock, when
they assembled In the new Odeon
theatre and were welcomed to the city
hy Mayor I.amm. Frank Sauer, presi-
dent OF the Commercial club also ex-
tended welcome to the visitors. Pete
Duffy, of El Reno made an address as
did Il. Kesscl. state secretary Of the
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

$500 Quarter Sawed Oak
Princess Dresser, wi t h
French Plate Mirror, size
30 x 40 inches for $1,000 at
Brady's Price Concession
Sale.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

Regular Sl400 Self Rails
ing Tray Trunk for 1896 at
Brady's Price Concession
Sale.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

Blood Poison, Skin Diseases, Prostate Trouble,
Uccration., Acute and Chronic Discharges
cured permanently.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

! never make unreasonable and
impossible claims or promises.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

Fair Dealing, moderate charges faithful
services, scientific treatment, permanent
results.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

This well known specialist treats successfully
chronic diseases Of men and women.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08
No detention from huma family or
occupation

Ovarian, Uterine Troubles and al Fe-
male weakness, treated successfully by
my advanced methods
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

Ny office is fully equipped for successfully treating
Sexual Debility and Seminal Weakness
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

have found employ the
LIST tnL IA gadu cor
b o o
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

One department devoted eXclu-
sively to catarrhal, lung and asth-
matte diseases.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

My best references are my patients and
! have been in Tulsa years.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

| use the LATEST and improved
method Of giving Cos or Salvarson
for Blood Poison. Positively elm
mates all danger.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-08

Jnf Palmer. Lane poe. Arthur
Hooper Dale Carter. Noya Eabh Seth
Hughes. Roy WeIdcy Jack Names.
John T,'er. Richard brown Herman
sciser, rpv Smith. Roy Adams, Fred
Huokun. Tom Quin. claude Hawarth.
Doluar lusoy. Allen Howell Dewey
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-07-08

er nGrmeit og Ietteit at fomme til.
Der bor ieg uGret oppe etpar @ange
fsr % oio op elf ieg oJioa mn. Seq
logbe I'll Taitor Senoricfion en- 9aa
eiter Gitcrmiooagsiesiionen: Som,
Lao oS tage os Ell Sltr on pan Ia
Dor! - Oct bar en- ltraalenbe blanf
Tag. % ri fom oerop, laa 9peu
Tor Dor SOB, luenoe / Stockholders
Sub; TIL oct bar MOB Soleglao.
Suer os bar bsi % flar Simmel meo
ri lloiigt til ale aanter benoper
grsnflGbte aoier, blaoneuoe SieIo
OF glitrcnbe 9r9er oerbenne mellem
6lelo'farene. Dtt. Seiieriou og an.
ore Sncfielb iaoes hGpe iig / Sfn og
apeIoiolen itrseoe 8liIo / oereS aro.
ner iaa De itraaleoe / ole Regubu,
ems Saroer. Reoe peb So6en al
Sielobmigen iom pi itoo poa iIpuge,
De GIocn liz iom ct ~blinfenoe Sslu.
baano. On en- Stino beopnote
Sfpegerne ira DC omginenhe Sober
at IrnaeS og meote bpcranore FOR
at lpgJe Nateus Spppe oper @pen
oa pi itcg neo ira Sobor$ ioIbc,
lpite Ssi. Gu9eue og Gmeau er bio.
~unSerIig oeiIi8 feet ira SfiuncrS
@uttel 90 bermeo iorIa6er ri gu.
gene for benne Sang.
ga, III itoar oJion ale firteIiac
Iarsmeoer for Tor! Set ifuIoe uG.
re ortigt at ina bragg oper 6ieIocue
os fao pGre meo Ser; men Oct bIir
NOT life no9et al iaar heller, -
ibpertiolb life for nit Ieofommen.
De. Seq ioar ogioa iaor nsie mig
meo of lrie berom og eIerS uure
meo | Sanfen og 6oreitiIinqen. Ga
laa faar ieg berueo ienoe 9ub og
Silien Ill SlPat og 8enner ooernIt.
bpor De iinoeS. @ro peIiigue Mars.
meoernel
Tacoma, @afh., 26en Sunni 1918.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-07-08
get CT en- Sornsislic", ifriper

Wr. Sranf anoerIou, 1880 SeaIo
Ct, 8ilmingtou, Gel, lot pirfe iom
aeent for 4urifo. Wan bsrer
intet lioen Hos ON Weoicinen. Oct
fan trpgt iiecs. at bier eueite Eerion,
lom iaor en- SLATE og e%riarer ocus
Itore 8prbi, fomner tiIboge efter
mere, buis ban life allereoe err bIepet
belbreoet al ben fsrite ban tit. Seq
ielu 90 Somilie bar lrrt Rlirifos
GGroi of fienoe peb mango anleo.
ninger."
Get er en- Slide til flor SilireoS.
ltiaelie for boaoe Igent og Sabrifant
at pibe, at Den Mteoiciu iom irembp.
oes glmenbeoen bar pirfelige OF oa.
riae Sortieneiter. Sngen apotbefer
Weoicin. Special. agenter iorifafier
ben oirefte ira SabrifanterneS Ga.
boratorium Or. Better Sobruep &
Sons Go, 1876 60. Sopne ape.,
Chicago, 81.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-07-08
Gn Nbbeb. Stencil Outfit.

Gfbilonirssn uiier 8 f~oritisliss Rsn.
fire. uobusus / itipt GIispapir, besuSeu
8 3ubsr msO iorftielis. GIieiaruer os .
fiubaareos Beusler. Striuet inbeboIoer
osiua 8 3e9neitifter til at iGite Wsnitret
paa Oct Stptte Sol eler ben @ieuitano,
Tom su'tes ostoreret. 5uIot1nbis 9russ.
onuisuiug oe geileouins | 6arueblanoiRg
meoigIeer hpert Set. Eris use eusr meo
-Qoiten~ Ell 9ar / 6or1tno ST go.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-07-08

Sor nogIe Tiger iiben gift Der al
Stabelen oppe / Seattle ct mt
Sampifib, Der ON etpar Tiger ifal
ipttes ! reselmasiis Gong meaem
Seattle 90 Tacoma. Set err en- ilot
Easiageroamper, bpis 9apn err ga.
coma, oe ifal p9re BEN burtigite
gaao paa Eiiget Sounb. Den ifal
funne gisre Suren meaem De to 9p.
er pea 1 Time os 10 Winiter. Oct
er en- ilot % glib gaao. Wen ilot.
tere 90 aiiloere er ben gaab, Der sif
opaS SuoioniIooen fra Re.p Dorf
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-07-08

9. GnnnSien gmbliibins Gompanp, 9nurab, Soma.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1913-07-08

Fortlano: - Eaa geien ipbcper
til eugene, Ore, bpor bort areos.
meoe ifuloe bolbes, itanie5e ieg en-
Gags Sio | Bortlano bells for at alo
og bells for ct trpffe fien6te. 9uit.
6. S. Glen os ies reiite ilag. Gen
isrite afitiffer / Gortlano giaIbt mo-
tlrligpis Council GreIt", bporfra
uoiigten ODER Bortlano og SmgipeI.
Ter er aloeles benrioenbe og betagen.
De, naor geiret er eobt og 2uiten
flar. Wen BEN Dag, pi bar beroppe.
bar oct ubelbigpis uflart, iaa hi fun.
De life ie langt. SeIoigere bar lea
en- Worsen, ba jeg Tom tiIbage ira
eugene. = @i beisate ogiaa "Gitp
Farf", Der lig5er neoenior gortlano
Seigbts. Gen er befienbt for FIN
Sfisnbeo og fin 9prebape. 90 Dog
pooer leg at paaitaa, at Bt. Defiance
Bart Der / Tacoma opergaar ben,
iiRr iom Ratirparf = og Dor 1pre.
bape err ulige beore. Oct eneite De
oerneoe bar foran os err en- SpiS.
bisrn, Der %ipanier uroIiet irem os
tilbage inbenfor Sernsitteret os on.
tier iis tilbase blmot fine &nmera.
ter paa P~olarbauets Ssflafer. =
Ger er | Den ienere lib opfsrt
Here tore gpgninger os Sfpifrabe.
re ! BortIanb. blanbt bpiIfe fan nqp.
mes "Weliltnomab Sotel~ % Den
itore bsie 5iIbpsning til bet samle
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21

A significant dispatch from Copen.
hagen says that the dissolution Of the
upper house of the Rigsdag at Copen-
hagen is probable In consequence OF
the third reading in the liver house
OF bill granting universal suffrage
to women. depriving the crown Of the
right to nominate IL members Of the
upper hyper house and Withdrawing
the special privileges with respect to
the suffrage heretofore possessed by
wealthy voters. The government 10
determined to make tho upper house.
In which the conservatives now have
q small majority, more democratic.
The political tension is extreme, and
the results OF an appeal to the country
Is uncertain.
The Springfield Republican. the
classic newspaper Of the east, has the
following writeup Of Iceland's new
equal suffrage law:
Iceland has followed Norway and
Finland in granting full suffrage to
women. The bill had to pass two
| parliaments. 1t was first passed in
1911, and has just been passed again
almost without opposition. 1t must
be signed by the king of Denmark. but
this is merely form. His signature
will be given as a matter Of course.
In 1882 Iceland granted municipal
suffrage to self-supporting widows and
spinsters, and in 1909 extended 1t to
! all tax-paying women. She has now
granted full parliamentary suffrage tc
all women without regard to property
AS the vote in parliament was practi
cally unanimous, 1t is clear that the
women had used their municipal SUI
frage we'll. The new suffrage bill II
iceland involves an alteration In thu
constitution Of 1874, and for this rea
son must be approved by the king o
Denmark. The minister for Iceland
who is a member Of the Danish cab
met, will submit the bill to the mex
, council Of state to be held at Copper
hagen, over which the king Of Der
mark will preside. In 1908 Denmar
gave women who were taxpayers O
wives OF taxpayers q vote for all off
GERS except members Of parliament
The prime minister has introduced
bill reforming the franchise qualil
, cations in several respects and givin
, full parliamentary suffrage to won
: en-. There Is no opposition frol
a any political party In Denmar
to the inclusion Of women In the bill
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
Made No Difference.

Two women mutually confiding their
grouches. One woman. sweet little
soul; the other. q self-assertive body.
You can't think how this high cost
OF living affects u.s." confessed the
one. Why, my bills for clothes alone
are more than twice az large this
year as they we're last year"
Mercy" gasped the other. Il don't
see how your husband can afford IT,
That's the answer-he can't" re-
butter the first. but he couldn't at
ford it last year. So what's the diff
ference?"
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
G 328RRs ~!
DARKEST AFRICA.

The lovers fingered long. At their
feet the noble Zambesi hurried on
ward to the sea. 1t was In Darkest
Africa but they were not afraid Of the
dark
NO" she was cooling, softly but
firmly, Il cannot marry you on any
other terms. Papa says I'm worth
three yoke of oxen and q tame ele-
plant, and cannot become your wife
for any less"
All have in the world" he pro-
tested wildly lis one yoke Of oxen"
! For moment no eound was heard
save the ripple Of the water. She first
broke silence. !
Il think" Her voice trembled, and
her glance was bent shyly upon the
ground.
Papa Is willing to let me be a
sister to you for one yoke of oxen"
But he only groaned.-Puck.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
A Painful "Reminiscences.

Yes" confessed the imprisoned
confidence man. Il have had moments
Of deep regret. remember on the
occasion OF my first arrest-1 was
barely nineteen years old" He
paused for a moment.
"Yes?" put In the good old clergy
man. alphabetically.
II was bitterly disappointed to find
that not a single newspaper referred
to me a. young In years but old In
rime'"-Puck.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
Appropriate.

"Dilks 10 one Of those facetious fel.
lows who, instead of saying he's had
his lunch, invariably says he's had his
beams"
mo matter what no really did eat?"
Eyes. And while hate slang, In
case Of this kind don't think 1t would
be much Of an exaggeration to call
Dilks' head q beam"
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
The humorlst's wife.

Before I submit them to the ed
itors I let my wife read over all the
foxes l write," said the humorist to
the inquiring friend. "The bad ones.
Of course, don't send. and thus
save stamps"
What an odd process! thought
It was settled that woman has NO
sense Of humor. Your WITH must bo
q treasure"
"She 10. The ones she doesn't SEQ
the point to l have standing con.
tract for from three magazines ut -
apiece"
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
SO liQht.

Miss Gadders.' said the young
man. tentatively, III l should stumble
and fall into this lake, would you be
alarmed?"
"Oh. no, Mr.. Blathers." answered
the young woman. with a yawn. your
head would keep afioat."
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
Brioht Side,

HE always tries to see the bright
side"
whats happened?"
He was run down by an automo-
bile yesterday and almost killed. yet
the first thing he said when he re-
gained consciousness was, Gee wh1z!
after fifteen years I've got q chance
to cash in ON an accident policy!'"
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
A Good and Valid Reason

A Good and Valid Reaoon.
II wish this fellow wouldn't send
you so many chocolates" said the
other sutton.
"Why?" simpered the girl. Are
you jealous!"
mo; but prefer to eat marshmaL
lows"
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
BY His VIII No Longer.

BY Hls Wit No Longer.
Say, what's Bill Smithers doing
now! Still living by his wit. a. he
always did. huh?"
"Nope. Bills made q change for him.
self and settled down to hard work.
Runs the funny column In the After
noon Squeak"
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
Those Days Are Over.

Those Days Are Over.
"That young Englishman who came
over recently showed me q funny sight
today"
what was that?"
SHOWED mo a trunkful OF glass
beads he brought over to trade to the
Indians"
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
Bound to BE.

II see where a man makes . good
living writing obituary notices"
"Umph! l dare say he's sac.le
liar"
Sure. Otherwise he couldn't live
up to his favorite motto"
And what is that?"
Ode mortuis nil nisi bonum.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-11-21
looIcal Results.

Boss" complained the famous
twirler, I'm all run down."
II don't wonder" sharply answered
the manager Of the team. You've
been trying to save your arm by pitch
ing without winding up"
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Singular.

Singular.
Here 10 4 rather unusual story OF .
lisaster written by . young newspa-
per man."
why II It unusual!"
HE doesn't refer . single time -
Deaths grizzly toll.
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9vmpathetlc.

Ibid you attend the suffragette
meeting. Mrs. Winter
"Oh, yes. Mrs. Gadson, but I'm
afraid I was not en- rapport"
I'm so sorry. was telling Henry
only the other day that this hot
weather is going to make everybody
sick"
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lmpossibls.
"Your conduct should always be
open With your wife,"
How can be when she 10 always
shutting me up?"
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Matrimonial Amenities.

He (during the quarreD-Then. By
your own account. didn't tell you q
single truth before we were married.
She-You did one; you said you
were unworthy Of me.
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Easv to Believe.

Easy to Believe.
statistics say there are 100000
900 people in the world. Seems In
credible, eh?"
mot to me. think tipped fully
that many while on my vacation trip.
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Hehderson-My little daughter 10
two years old and can hardly talk.
Henpeck-Dont get scared. NY
wife was four years old before she
could say q word. and look at her now.