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Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-10

In a recent volume Of "reminiscences
the writer states that badness 10
much more common now than in his
early days. and ascribes the modern
mans loss Of hair to the decrease In
the use Of bears grease" This
pomade was made principally of lard
oolored and scented. but "hairdress.
ers. many Of whom called themselves
professors" used to advertise the
slaughter of another fne bear ex-
hibiting a canvas screen depicting In
glaring colors a brown animal of ele
phantine proportions expiring In sea
OF gore"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-10

ing. was DIZZY
and exhausted at
the least exev<
tion. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
q dragging sensa-
ton across the
loins that It was
dimcult to move.
After using 5
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-10
A cLERoYMAN's TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop Of Wig
ton. Pa, suffered from Dropsy for q
year. His limbs and feet we're swol.
len and puifed He had heart futter.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-10

When you feel like calling . man a
liar go to the telephone and then
change your mind.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-10

Many man saves money by not
using tobacco. but It Ii doubtful II the
money has the same soothing effect.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-10
SHAKE INTO Youn suors

ALIENS Foot Ease. the Antlssptic powder FOE
rest and comfort Makes walking Q delight.
sold sverywhsrs. 2sc Don't accept any sub
s,,rus:: n,,n..a For FREE s%mpl: addpss Allen 9.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-10

Cruel.
Chappy--I am going to try the mind
cure.
Daffy-What's II got to work on?
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-10
A Manauer's Trjajs.

II have to watch those players who
were on the stage all winter" re-
marked the manager.
why so?"
IT'S hard to get 'em to 60 nine In
nings after they have gotten used to a
drama that only lasted four acts"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
GOVERNOR IS last
RESORT, SAYS
HATFIELD
West Virginia Executive Re-
gern Pertusbed civil Off
oials in Strike District to
justices and Judges.

lAt Aae6 WiFo % 1ttashg IIefala !
Nu4tieElon. ". va. July s-Inal
iiie ahootin& 81 0hley on cabia Cree
WIS the acs 81 strikers from either
mInts. vas n statement ~ the super
lntendent ~ the Cabin Crcek Coneoli.
rHied coui refnpang "a oaies t1tav.
The men Nhn were fired on hsi strikers
~, essAink hAse sworn oui Warrants
for SIX strikers end other warrants
Rlll De Issued during the day.
Ne lnEllnR az 70 the names Of the
men Tor whom the Warrants were 81
ant4 ~as Eistn but the statement ives
niode lh4t m4n5 90 the attackinG
force were recognized by men who
have declined 10 50 on strike.
Governor HatHeid has called the at
tenti0n % the civil onltlaln 10 the law
that iustlcep must first use every ef-
fort 60 autrress riotlnG before coming
90 him: that they have the power 10
call On any person 10 assist them and
iho faianre 81 a person OF persons Is
fesnon1. pIaces them among the riot
eIa
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08

BOSTON, July s-~lncreased business
marked the Boston wool market dur
Ing the week. The transfers totalled
more than 10000 pounds including
territories, neeccs and Texas woods.
Low prices have kept the murket down
on an grades except medium neeces.
OF general interest has been the
disposal Of about 100000 pounds of
two of the earlier shorn Montana clip
at a clean basis OF about atty cents.
Further sales of Utah ana New Mex
lean woods have been made on the
basis Of i70 30 cents for half blood
ma iine ana flne medium while three
olgths ana quarters are quoted az 90
a. see clean. Some new unwashed de-
iaine fleece has been sold nt se cents.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
3-FT. FALL OUT OF WAGON
PROVES PERILOUS


Hackensack. y. j.. July S.-Rodman
Law. after being shot out OF cannon.
dropped from balloons and airships,
dumped into the ocean on "A speeding
motorcycle and escaping unframed
from a score OF other dangerous feats.
came 20 grief yesterday Ia Il three foot
fan from a wagon. His shoulders
were spreined badly and finger 81
lacerated that he will have TO have Il
amputated. Although not serious.
yesterdays injuries are the worst he
over had.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
WIFE SLAIN BY
GOAT HERDER


I Special Dispatch 20 nveniaE Herald
N Progresso. y. NJ. July s.-Just-
inlano Moya. a goat herder formerly
living 90 Bcrnallllo. \. NJ, saturday
night shot and killed his wife al the
home Of her brother. TWO miles from
here II Is said the murderer told
Tcmas Miera and another herder IN
the afternoon that he would XIII his
wife and one hoy. The sheriff ana
posse are now IN pursuit Of the muir
dered lie He'd IN the direction Of the
dram Qulvera The dead woman's
family formerly resided at Oallsieo.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
SOUTH FOURTH ACEQUIA
WILL BE REOPENED

By unanimous consent last night the
council authorized the rcopenlng OF
the south Fourth street acequia'
which formerly lraversed the alley be-
tween slower and Hazeldine from
First 10 Fourth. through the center OF
Fourth 90 Hazeldine, west on Hazel
dine 20 Fifth and south on Fifih 20
the city limits The acequin rs 10 be
reopened because 90 the litigation per
sistently participated In by NICK
Metz. who alleges thousands Of dol
lars damages as the result Of the clos
lnE az the ditch.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
WENATCHEE PUTS
FALSE BOTTOMS
IN BOXES
Four Thousand Baskets "a
Cherries, Seized By Commits
sioner, Found Considerably
Short in Measure.

Thy Leased Wire 20 Evening" Herald.
New York. July S-Four thousand
baskets Of cherries shipped here from
Wenatcnec. wash. were seized today
by the commissioner Of weights and
measures who charged that they were
short or a quart by more than nine
cubic centimetreR each The discovery
was made when one Of the baskets
was exposed for sale after a hole had
been eaten IN the false bottom by "A
mouse.
-Four thousand additional baskets
are expected here from Wanatchee to-
morrow and these too. will be seized
II they are under size. This IL the
frst time IN three years that false bot
tom cherry boxes have been sent here
by western shippers.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
sInoNG TURKISH FORCE
10 OCCUPY FRONTIER

London. July S.-The Turkish gov
eminent today decided 10 occupy with
IT'S armed forces all the territory
within the Enos- Midia line running
from the Aegean sea "a the Black
sea which had been virtually decided
UPON az the future boundary line be-
tween bulgaria ana Turkey. accord
lng 10 Constnntinople telegram 90
this Exchange Telegram company
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08

salt Lake city. Utah, July Ad.
vices were received today from Nicho-
las Roosevelt Of Flagstan, Ariz.. that
Colonel Roosevelt had changed his
plans and u ls not now known where
he viii cross the Grand Canyon of he
colorado or what his itinerary viii boz
after he enters Arizona Colonel
Roosevelt also wished il announced.
according Ia Nicholas Roosevelt that
he VIII do no hunting while be- rs In
Arizona
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
HOLE VILLAGE is
POISONED BY
ANTHRAX
Practically Whole Population
Of Spanish Town in Bed; SIX
Die and is More win Not
Recover.

lhs LEASED wire 10 lnsdnlna Herald.
Avilla. spain. July S.-slk persons
died today. rs others are dyinF ana
many more are atrlOukly 40 IN the vil-
loee ~ FLORES. near here or q result
81 eating ianb infeetpd with anlhfax.
me meat had been passsd ~ iit for
hhman consumption hy the municipal
vetorlnkfiea.
Practically the whole population %
Flores h. - hed Many iamhs had
died hut the veterinagles declared tbs
deaths werc due only 20 indigestion.
The animals thofeupon were axhumca
aad sold fer seven cents a pound. Title
government IL taking steps % prose-
cute the local authorities. yeseflnarlea
ana der'ere
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
INSURGENT ELKS
MUSTER ONLY
ONE-THIRD
Edward Leach Of New Yor&
Certain of Election; Denver
Will Be Site Of 1914 Re.
union.
my Leased Wire to Evening Beraid.i

nN AEuhtu WHO 10 GNNNiNa UF'TAfNsI
Rochester. y. Y, July sit was
expected Denver would bee selected
By the Grand lodge. 49, =. o. &c., for
the 1914 reunion, ana that Atlanta
Ga. would throw her support 90 the
western city foregoing her claims
until 1915. \ victory for the regu-
lar orga nization ticket IN the Grand
lodge was conceded when IL became
known today that of the 5000 votes
represented on the floor the so-callcd
"insurgent section could muster only
one-third. This indicated the cleo
ton OF Edward Leach of New York
az grand exalted ruler,
The report 81 Grand Exalted Secre-
tary Robinson showed a total mem
bcrshlp on April ! of A0S,2Sl. AN in
crease OF 23.gSs for the year, and
twelve new lodges, Total assets May
81 amounted 90 S5o0.a22 ana iiabil-
tiles tl0.OJ7
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
ARRIVALS At HOTEL
COMBS

The following out-of-town guests
were registered today az the Hotel
Combs:
IA. - Shields. santa Pc; Mrs. o. y.
Thurman, Miss Emms y. Allison. John
Allison. Nashville, Tenn. j H. wick
ard. Las Cruces; =. Ronault, Yancy
CLARK. Frank i.ucero. Las Cruces.
Mr and Mrs n. u. lArklh. las Vegas.
n J shurdle. Santa Pc: r. n Mooney.
San Antonio. Tex. W u shed. Den
NeF
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
ZEPPELIN DISASTERS
COSTLY TO COMPANY

Berlin. July s.--Despite the large
Subsidies granted by the German gov
eminent 20 the Zeppelin company the
balance sheet or the last fiscal year
SHOWS a loss Of tas5.o0o. sum repFs-
aentlnn half the nrm's capital. Thu
foas ~ explained by the long ilst Of
Disasters that have occurred 20 the
nrlors alrphipa planned b. the vet
eFan Count Zeppelin.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
TRADE BOOSTERS SEE
THE SIGHTS OF PUEBLO

ft1y leased WIpe % EvonlnG Herald l
pueblo. CQIo.. July 8-EleVen di-
rcctorx 81 the chamber ~ commerce
of the United States arrived here 81
noon today and were entertained by
she locai commercial club az luncheon
and taheu on an auto tour 81 the city.
They iefs early this afternoon for salt
Lake city.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08

OF Mrs. Eva Blanchard and Frank
Caldwell FOR the murder Of Mrs.
Blanchard's husband, clyde Blanch-
ard, wac opened here this morning.
They are charged with poisoning
Blanchard. Selection of jury N NOT
expected 10 be- completed before to-
morrow afternoon.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08

afternoon. Bills for the last quarter
were audited ana ordered paid. The
board adopted a resolution closing
streets and alleys passing through the
land recently acquired by the santa
Ise for shop purposes.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
SERVIANS GUT Off
FROM CAPITAL
BY BULGARS
Large Body of Troops Out
thanked By Advance; Small
Forces Defeated BY Invad'
ing Enemy.


Vienna. July s.--After REFUSING
several smnil seryian forces the Bull
garlan troops have succeeded IN pen
etrating To- Nrnya. the war commits
sariat station OF the Serylan army,
according to the Sofia dispatch 10 the
Neue Freie Presse. The Bulgarlnns,
II says, are now advancing along the
Morava river. II this proves correct
the Bulgarians have by their advance
cut OF huge body Of Servians from
Belgrade.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
TEN MILLION IN
AUTO DUTIES
Over Twenty-Five Million DOL
lars Worth of Foreign Built
Machines Landed at New
York.
Especial CorEespsaasass 90 ths HsssIal

iSgeetsi correspondence Go the Herald
New York. July s.-The United
States treasury has been enriched dur
INK the last decade to the extent OF
fiO.123,427 IN duties upon foreign
built automobiles brought into this
port In the period named s.774 ma
chimes of all Glasses were imported
here aggregating &22.507.gi5 In ap-
praised forclgn values, subject 10 "a
duty Of Is per cent
The statistics prepared at the GUS
toms house show that during the last
three fiscal years ending June 80. the
importation of automobiles has fallen
on In 1919 for instance, S2G cars
were imported as compared with 1881
ln 1898.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
PERSONALS.

v w Thompson and son are visit
org In Albuquerque from Roswell
a. Eichwald ~ visitor IN Albn-
from cuba.
Tho Rernaiilln county road hoard
hNid a meeting la the court house this
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
ROOSEVELT NDSONS
LEAVE FOR WEST
Former President Will Spend
Next Few Weeks Hunting
in Arizona; to Visit Grand
Canyon.

tBy Leased Wire 20 Evening uernIi
Chicago, July Theodore Huose
welt accompanied by his sons, Archi-
bald and Quentin. spent an hour he
Chicago today before proceeding on
their trip 20 Arizona.
The coloners first stop viii be- M
bemlng, n. NJ. lie plans To visit the
Grand Canon of the Colorado ana 10
study the habits of the Hopi Indians
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08

You don't mean % tell mo that your
passed the night with PlankinEton In
his Sew Jersey home, ana dldn't mind
tho mosquiioes2'
lido. Amer the first one biz me-
lost consciousness - oW Y0rK world.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08

There wilr be regular meeting Of
the w u. G.. Wednesday afternoon AT
80 o'clock IN o. o r.. han By
order of the president
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
loo LATR TO CLAsNTFY.

FOR RENT furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. modern; stG.0O
per month 2s3 North Walter
1TTe .
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
TODAY IN CONGRESS


Not In session. meets Thurs.
day
David Lamar continued tesil-
mony before the lobby commit
tee.
Flnanoe committee worked on
the iarln bilL
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08
POISONING
CASE ON TRIAL

IBy LEASED Wire "a uvenipR IIerald
"a lnnta Colo. Iuy s--'rhe trinl
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08

Try HERALD want ads. they
bring results.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-08

Not In session. meets Wed
neadaF
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12
A Monster Rodent.

The Brazilian capybara is large,
stoutly built rodent. Imagine q rai
weighing 2SO pounds with a huge head
an upper lip foot long and close sci
eyes and one has an idea of the beast
He is the largest Of the rodent tribe
and has harsh. coarse hair. more like
.bristles than fur. This hair Ii mixed
black and yellow. of dingy appearance
In has native haunts the capybara has
a huge fat stomach which almost
drags on the ground. He Ia, water
loving animal und can dive and stay
under for eight or ten minutes at q
time. The jaguar of South America
preys upon the capybara. and the In.
dians kill him for his 6esh. which
when smoked is said to be as delicious
as Kentucky ham. although It has q
certain musky favor. The capybara
makes a sound when. alarmed some.
what between a dogs bark and pigs
grunt. He was once called the hydro
choerus, or water hog. and lives on q
vegetable diet.
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12
! Confession of a
Girl Graduate
A Story For Commence
: ment
By EDITH v. ROSS

When was little girl there was a
boy in the high school of whom great
things in scholarly way were ex-
pected. He not only stood frst in his
class. but showed an originality that
astonished the teachers. Alan Broad.
well was bis name. and at the time I
nrst heard Of him and bis remarkable
brain he was fifteen years old. He
was then prepared to 60 to college.
but his father would not permit him
to 60 until he was two years older.
I was then thirteen. the age when q
girl throws away her doll and begins
to aspire to things less childlike and
more womanlike. had two brothers.
Tom and Jim-Tom q year older than
Alan. and Jim a year younger. One
May morning. when I was sitting on
the porch reading q romance. Alan
Broadwell came In at the gate and
asked II Tom was at home. told him
that Tom was In the house and I would
60 and flnd him.
That was all that was required Of
me. Alan wouldn't bestow a thought
on me for a companion, and yet,
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12
Lenden.r.. hslpls..n....

londonsrs Holplessness.
It was not the brightly polished bootz
Of the Londoners that most Impressed
IN old Canadian whom took to Gee
the sights Of the metropolis some time
ago. 1t was bis first sight Of %. and
he was frank. He con6ded to me that
he was most struck BY our general
helplessness'' and illustrated his mean.
ing BY telling me that In the town be
came from the lawyer thought It no
shame to carry a sack Of 6our through
the street, the doctor might be seen
spending his leisure BY painting hia
house or the parson engaged with spade
and pick like any navy. And now my
Canadian found be had arrived In q
country where q man could not even
carry bis own portmanteau to the sta
ton. OF course I defended our British
point Of view and discoursed Of iron
conventions. but could not avoid feel.
ing that Canadian sentiment 10 health.
Ter than our own in these things.-Lon'
don Chronicle.
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12


4 PUT Nj HANDKERCHIEF 10 NJ EYE"
though was a child to him, he was q
/ good deal to me-a tall. handsome, in.
tellectual bo7-and would have given
a year Of my life for single word or
even look indicating his slightest inter.
est In me.
When Alan was graduated at college
he was made assistant professor Of
English literature at bis alma mater.
The university was coed institution,
and when | became twenty I entered
for a degree. Ny brother Tom had
gone far away. and Professor Broad
well. who was just entering upon bis
duties az an Instructor. was not aware
that there was such person as myself
among the students. did not make
myself known to him. and had so
changed that he did not recognize me-
When my class reached a point where
we were required to write essays we
handed them In for inspection and cor
rectton to him. If there was facility
for anything In my dull brain It was
for scribbling. At school my compost
tons always received the highest
mark When wrote my first essay as
a college student took especial pains
with it--pains in two ways. the one to
treat my subject as we'll as possible
the other to make a lot of errors in the
construction of sentences. In explana-
tion Of this will say that students
go to college for different purposes.
Usually they 60 to get IN education.
Some so to have a good time. went
for the purpose of ensnaring Professor
Broadwell. By making the substance
Of my essay good I would attract his
attention. By putting in great many
errors was likely to have them point
ed out to me by the professor.
A few days after handing in my pro-
ductton ] was asked to remain after
lecture. and when the class had gone
out went up to the professors desk.
He took up my essay and said to me:
Miss Brown. you have a gift for
writing. and 1t ia pity that your edu.
cation In grammar and construction of
sentences should be no deficient"
He opened my manuscript. and 1t
was sight to behold. There were in.
Vulnerable scratches. pothooks. F's
With the tops turned the wrong way-to
mark new paragraphs-words inter-
lined here and there with little trian.
gles under them. Indeed. the whole es.
say looked as II daddy longlegs had
waded through a pool Of ink, then
strolled over the paper.
"One Of the 6rst rules Of rhetoric"
the professor went on. ''is that the
opening paragraph should be pointed
and not too long. It should catch the
attention Of the reader and direct It
toward what 10 to follow. I would di.
vide your drst paragraph here" And
be put the tip Of bis pencil on one Of
bis P's With the wrong side foremost.
II also observe" be. continued. that
in q number Of instances you have
ended Q sentence With Q proposition.
whirh In nnadvisahie W. lid r.4~,,n-
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12
Blowing Out an ESQ.

To blow out an egg "ake a small
hole in each end. tm,r. i'.. ,r,lpS with
u large darning nt.-d,. ~ u,tpil. press.
ing STEADILY. nut I',t too hard, and
twisting tf.. Isn'' round and rnUnh
until siiaii tmn n:ix ta...t juiIu.tur..d:
sharp point Ut yonr scissOis. t,eing
careful not TO crack the shell In doing
40 Make the hole III the large end
of the shell tribe larger than the ono
In the small end Hold the egg over
bowl. put the small end to your lips
and blow steadily until all the egg has
run out OF the shell.
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12
LAM Willie. Rstort.

lang WtvoO'0 Hoe0re.
A Scotch caddie Ia almost certain b
be q shrewd observer Of men and
things. and be is frequently gifted with
q sharp tongue Of bis own.
Lang Willie was for many years q
we'll known figure on the st. Andrews
golf links On the occasion Of I.ouis
Kossuth's visit to st Andrews a pub
lie dinner was given in his hAnOr. and
Willie applied for ticket to the bailie
who was In charge Of the arrange
ments The worthy man curtly re-
fused the. appiitHtion. saytug to Willie
that IT was mo place for the likes Of
him to be ut the dinner"
''NO for the likes 1T me-" wns VIII
Hes indignant rejoin,ier 1--we hten in
the company OF gentlemen from II tn
4 O'Clock maist days for the Inst thirty
year. and that's ninir than you can
say"
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12

Racon which is the proper way to
eat spaghetti with knife or snoou9
Eg'b~rt With y pit"hsock 1 gu.,sR.r
~. tang..
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12
FolR alIAILE
Furniture and undertake

Furniture and undertaking
business in good enterprising
county seat town located in the
rich Red River Valley in North
Dakota. Stock of about $1,000
which paid about 80 per cent last
year. On account of,nervousness
must retire from business-the
business stands investigation.
Snap, care of Times.
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12
Aid Of Shouting In War.

Lord Wolseley. who was in charge
Of the advance sap close to the re.
doubts at Sebastopol once attributed
the success Of many Of the engage
ments In the Crimean war to the aim.
pie expedient Of shouting. II don't b.
heve," be said. ''that We had twenty.
6ve fellows the last time We attacked.
We were shouting. shouting. shouting,
and afterward could not speak fog
four days. while some Of the o6lceea
lost their voices for . week. We fred
from behind q heap Of dead bodies,
and told the bugler TO blow bis very
loudest while we cheered. and % the
enemy thought We. had plenty Of men
In the rear" The trick % % old d
Gideon. and the HomeEic hero VA
''boe agathos"-good in shouting.-Lon.
don Standard
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12

This IL told Of u west. Wales BRIDE
groom who had been hidden to mind,
repeat everything after the parson u
the service" The service wan draw.
ing to close when the parxon leaned
forward and whispered to the newly
married man. 1.-THE fee!' THE fee."
responded the latter unthlnkingly. ana
he bad to be rudely awakened from
his reverie to make the required ~
sp0nse from bis pUket.-cardi6 West
ern Mail
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12

H1dsnm What side d. you general.
" take when y,,iir wife gets into IN ar.
gumrnt with son'r,'otiy rIse? Wispacre
Outside lt's safer London Tit Rits
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12
Hardly Ever.

"Other things being equal" she aak-
Cd. don't you think girl has Q better
chance than . widow has to get mar
riedf'
"Perhaps." he replied. .but I widow
hardly ever gtves q man q chance 10
consider other things equai.~-.hicaee
Record.Heraid.
The Wahpeton times., 1913-06-12

Reason Why.
You haven't many relatives. have
"Worids Of them" .
~ never inset any Of them at ydur
house"
NO: they've an ro NOR. mon4,
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