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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27

covering the affected part, and allow
ed to remain there all night, when it
is removed. The new corn will SIM
ply disappear, and the old offender
will stop hurting, and in most in
stances dry up and disappear. In a
few cases where the corn has been a
bad one of long standing, it will re-
quire more than one application. The
acid in the lemon reduces the inflam-
nation and the tissues soon become
normal.
The remedy is safe, cheap and effec-
tual, and should be tried by every one
who knows what it is to suffer with
a corn.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
impossible.

Startled he looked about him. MY
legs are comfortable" he muttered.
my knees aren't cramped. can get
the kinks out Of my calves and even
lean back little. My line of sight 10
unobstructed Why, not only can /
see everything, I can also hear every
thingi / can retire to the foyer with
out disturbing Is people, or even one,
but-I'm so comfortable sitting here
that I'd rather stay just where am.
These lights-the mnsic-the scenery
all look real, yes, they strongly sag
gest reality-but it's impossible. Who
ever heard of a comfortable theater7
must be dreaming"
And doggone it, that's just what he
was doing.-Masses.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
A vARNIsH-cAN wATER-MoToR.

Every boy can own a little water
motor similar to the one shown in
Fig. 1, because it requires nothing but
easily obtained materials 1t is one
of the simplest and most satisfactory
toy water-motors that a boy can
make. An empty varnish-can or oil
preferably one of gallon capac-
ity-forms the jacket of the water
motor, and nothing better could be
desired for this, as the spout in the
top Is in just the right place and Of
the right size to receive the water
form faucet Gig. A.. The tin can
makes a lightweight compact case
and as it is water-tight there is no
possibility of water splashing over
on to the floor, which is a big argu-
ment in its favor when seeking per-
mission to use it in the bath-tub,
wash-basin, or kitchen sink
You can get an empty gallon paint
can from any painter, or at a paint
store, for the asking. The first step
in converting it into the motor jacket
is to remove it's bottom. This will
be found to be soldered in place, and
is quickly removed by holding the
can over the flame of gas burner
until the solder melts, when a few
blows upon the edges will cause it to
drop off Figs and 4 show sections
through the can with the paddle wheel
in place, and Fig. shows the COM
pleted wheel The diameter of the
Wheel should be about u inch less
han the inside width of the can. In
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
important Measures Made Law.

Among the notable advances in the
legislative enactments of this year,
are the tuberculosis registration law
OF Colorado; laws providing for sub
sides to local hospitals in Minnesota
and Wisconsin, an act providing for
the establishment OF county hospitals
in Indiana, and the establishment OF
state bureaus for the prevention OF
tuberculosis in Ohio and California.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
German pump!inas.

Crate three or four cold boiled pota-
toes. To these add two thoroughly
beaten eggs, little salt and one-half
cup milk. Stir in enough -four so you
can form into balls with your hands.
Be careful not to get too stiff and
-four your hands. Drop into boiling
sailed water and boil about 20 min
utes. When they have boiled about
ten minutes turn over quickly without
sticking fork into them and cover
again. Pour gravy over them same
as for potatoes.
Gravy made after frying pork chops
is best.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
Cooking in a Jar.

Not until she has tried it will a
housekeeper realize how delicious are
vegetables and fruits cooked in jar
in the oven rather than on top of the
stove. AS little water as possible
should be added, then the full flavor of
the foodstuff is retained. A casserole
answers admirably for vegetables or
fruits prepared in this way Apple
sauce, rhubarb, prunes and beans are
some of the things which are really
excellent cooked in the oven. The
process is simple for the housewife,
for there is not the danger of burning
as on top of the stove.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
The Kind You Have Always Bought.

public OF Cstoa than
the supervision OF H. JOE
the aennon
when purchasing Casoa that the wrapper pears
the
couneelts
call the attention of the ne
danger of introducing their families spurious
regretted that there people who engaged IN Sn
all
coanters medicinal NOS
chldrens therefore devo
child Adults
that themselves, but the child has to
The
the signature lX /[I<c<<
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
He Had Observed.

The teacher was giving test on the
value Of foreign money in America.
When 1t was little Harry's turn, she
asked:
Harry, how much is guinea worth
In this country"
Harry smiled and answered: "a dol
lar and a half a day. "-Everybody's
Magazine.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
STRANGE to Saw

Here Is a unique novel by a Brit
ish author"
What makes it uniQue?"
IAN American girl is introduced in
the story and she speaks very fair
English"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
Hamburg Relish.

For a change, sometimes, after
grinding the meat and seasoning It.
heat an egg and mix with it, fry out
some salt pork, turn the steak in spid-
ar and brown on one side, then turn
and brown on the other. By using
care it can be placed on platter in
whole slice and is very nice.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
EoiIed Emil

Bridge" queried the mistress OF the
house, did you fix that sugar bucket
SO the ants could not get in?" Sure,
num- answered the domestic, who
was new, 81 took the handle off the
cover
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
The Tender skin Of Children

is very sensitive to heat Use Tyrees
Antiseptic Powder for all summer skin
affections. It quickly affords the little
sufferer relief. Csc. at druggists OF
sample sent free by J. s.. Tyree
Chemist, Washington. D. C.-Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27

Handsome Is as Handsome Does.
Sanford-So you don't believe iD
Judging a man by his clothes?
Crabshaw-No indeed! That's the
way we judge woman, and look how
we get fooled!-Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
Availability in Prospect.

81 fear l am not worthy of you"
Never mind about that. Between
mother and myself l imagine we can
effect the necessary improvements
Chicago News.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
up AGAINST II.

THAT woodpecker may be persist
ent but | think he's beaten this time,
whats he trying to dog"
drill a hole into an iron trolley
pole"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
To Bake Fish.

In baking fish lay it first on piece
Of clean creased cotton cloth, then lay
il in the pan. 1t can be lifted out cas-.
ily when done.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
In New York.

Howard-Here's man who says
that happiness depends on the COOK.
Coward-In more cases 1t depends
on the delicatessen shop-Judges
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
He Think II Helps.
is an oatimist ?"

What is an oPtimist?"
"a man who thinks that if he puts
Urgent on letter it will be de-
livered sooner than it would be other
wise. Stray Stories.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
Poor Excuse.

"Why did you drop off the water
wagon"
1T was so crowded couldn't get a
seat" explained the other man, lamely.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27

I'm not denyin' the women are fool
ish; God almighty made 'em to match
the men.-George Eliot.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
Not Always.

"A soft answer turns away wrath. ="
Well, Jim Jones only got madden
VIXEN I told him he was mushy"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
Mean Man.

Papa, want an ice cream sundae, !"
"All right, dear, remind me OF b
again, this is only Tuesday"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinR, softens the gums, reduces infamma.
4su. slIays pain cures wind collie ,2Sc bottleLsy
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27

st. Louis trade boosters recently Wis
tied % cities in one week.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27
W. n. u, MILWAUKEE,, NO. s4-1s1s.

Washington's population last year
by only 361.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-08-27

The average yearly profit at the
Casino, Monte Carlo, is $4,000, 900.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15
ChiIdreH's Reading

TT is more important Tor The mother 20
urernrena her rsoi's re5uibg than
TO see char liz &eqrs nc latest thing in
collars
Boys and girls saturated with low lit
crature form low ideas, which cling To
them through life
Let the children see how ugly low
ideals are. and then encourage them Co
study the lives Of great men.
The character depends upon the ideals.
and ,be ideals are the standard which
The parent or teacher sets before the
child
Let The child choose his ideals from
the many that are presented TO him.
Teaching is successful only when
the pupil is interested in his work.
study the child hud out what his
capabilities are. and show him that you
take am interest iu him.
Marry a chilI's life is ruined 10y having
parents or teachers who do not take
tine trouble Co understand his capabil-
ity.
Tile whole life ANA future usefulness of
"a child depends largely on the way bis
mind H trained at school
no teach concentration should Doe The
end Of aim of AN school instruction.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15
MORE NUTRITIOUS FOOD AT
A LOWER PRICE.

Most people eat too much
meat It is the one big item I'm
our high cost Of living. We 90
70 this meat excess under the
mistaken belief that it is neces-
sary to uourish our bodies.
You can get food more uutri-
tious at one-tenth the cost by
buviug Faust MacarOni.
Faust Nacaroni is made from
Du1m Wheat. the cereal ex-
trcmelv rich In gluten, the bone.
muscle and flesh builder. A Zoe
package of Faust Macaroni con
taius as much nutrition as 4 lbs.
of berf-ask voUr doctor.
Write to-day for free recipe
book Den De and Zoe packages.
MAULL BROS.
S. Louis, lilo.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15

grown-up neighbor with a reminiscent
twinge. Sometimes they hurt"
"Old shoes hurt me-" said the sszaR
neighbor. They hurt me just awful.
once 1 had a pair Of shoes that got so
old they hurt me SO that I cried. They
had holes in them. These ] have on
don't hurt me bit only the top but
ton hurts me just a little. l wish you
would uufasten it for me"
As The gruwn-up neighbor leaned over
Go unrastcn the offending button she
suddenly gave an exclamation express
i've of excitement.
"Why-why," she said. II wonder
now. Z DO believe really. ] do believe
those shoes YOU have on arc new ones"
The small neighbor gave a little salts
fled sigh. Then she jumped down from
her chair and ran and put her arms
around her friends neck.
yes they are new" she admitted.
but 1 thought you never in the world
would see them. You're awfulIy nice
and I like you very much. but II seems
TO me you're "a terribly unnoticing per-
son to-day. was afraid you weren't
going 90 notice them at all and that
I'd have to tell you myself"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15
The Mouse and the Ring

IkTLL never speak to him. declared
Cornelia. III he lives here a
Il thousand years III never speak
single word to himw
Corneia's cheeks famed crimson as
able decision.
MY dear" said her mother, gently,
"his mother is my oldest and dearest
friend, and she would gladly do as
much for one OF your girls
but he isn't a girl stormed Corne-
liza. And a man shouldn't thrust him
self upon comparative strangers. YouH
just have TO write and tell her that he
can't come. ! won't have him [ hate
men-and / despise boarders,' she con-
Guided. ychemently.
Her. mother sighed Then she said
little guiltily, I'm afraid youH have to
submit TO il. my dear, for I've already
told his mother that he might come
Whereupon Cornelia whirled away
like a tornado TO her room and wept
there.
In the course Of q few weeks Young
Fred Lambert arrived and took up his
abode with the Trents. Cornelia, true
to the spirit il not the letter Of her vow.
ignored the young man as far as her
early and thorough training i'm the
school of courtesy would permit
At the table she responded to his
friendly advances with "a most chilling
hauteur when he joined the family
circle in The evening she promptly made
some excuse for leaving b. Marjorie
the younger sister. and Fred soon be-
came the hest Of friends. Fred. being
happy genial person, was greatly
troubled by CorueIia's treatment Of him.
Il wonder why your sister dislikes
me soe'' he asked Marjorie one day.
II don't think she dIsIikes you" Mar
iorie FASTENED 10 assure him IT'S just
well. She didn't want YOU 20 come. and
now she won't give in because he's the
most obstinate thing
Fred whlstled $50 that's it, is IT,"
he said.
n il hadn't been for Tom perhaps Cor
uelia never would have given in. But
Tom elected several days later TO catch
his annual mouse. Being a fat and
overfed feline, he rarely condescended
90 enter the hunting field for himself,
and when he did. it was a tragical event
ia the family. CorneIia would rather
have had the house swarrning with mice
than witness Toms treatment OF one
when he had caught DO.
ON this occasion CorneIia was alone
~ home when the omiHous humping
and soueakinE that were sure indica-
tlaus Of Toms achievement reached her
ears She rushed down the stairs and
into the living room just i'm time 20 see
Tom release his victim. allow BIT 90
u-abble away a few feet and then pounce
uunn ft once more Tears of indi Cna-
ZION rolled down Cornelia's cheeks as
She -wauped upon Tom. She was jrsr
about 70 clasp her hands about his sleek
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15
Things Worth Remembering

and was subsequently fixed up between
The schooIroom aud the boudoir OF the
then Princess of Wales.
The record for expensive dinners iu
New Britain. Conn, is now held by
William IT, Hart. who used S2-1a stock
certificates as namo-cards and souvenirs
at a dinner party 70 thirty children and
grandchildren. When the guests enter
ed the dining room each found "a GER
ifcate FOR forty shares of Stanley
Works stock, now quoted al $50. Oh his
plate. The total value of the gifts was
900
The remarkable sight Of an armIoss
old woman named pearce eating with
her feet was witnessed the other day
az the annual dinner given by the Royal
AntediIuvian order of BuGaloes az
Eastbuuruc Town Han. England tp the
poor people OF the town. Sire wore nor
wedding ring on one of her foes. and
piled her knife and fork with great teE
terity.
Iu Sweden the public saloons are Close
ed ON saturday pay day while the
savings banks are kept open until mid
night
A bin is To- bo introduced INTO the
Canadian Parliament advocating the
abolition Of AN titles "thcreby rreserv
ing democrQ,ic equality throughout the
dominion.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15

body when he slid out from under her
fingers and with "a petulant swish of his
tail in Cornelia's direction padded away
with the unfortunate mouse iu his
mouth.
Cornelia followed swooped again. and
again was foiled Tom troJJod up the
stairs and sought refuge under Come
las bed Cornelia pursued him with a
broom handle and rushed him out Still
clutching his treasure IN his teeth. Tom
leaped down the stairs, with Coruciia at
his heels. once more in the living room,
he released his prey again. gave iJ q
farewell slap with his paw. and unable
longer 10 endure the nervous strain,
gave a yovI and went into "a it,
This was the final blow 60 Corncla.
Tom in "a III was sight from which
she would Zee I'm abiect terror With "a
shrek she few 60 the front door and
almost fen into the arms OF the bu3rdor
Like "a drowning person. she clu'eheI
him "p-o-oh.' she sohbcd. please,
please Toms got 90 and mouse
and I don't dare touch him. and its over
in the corner ana know irs suffer-
ing. because he treats them pcrfcc 'y
dreadfully and I cant bear IL another
minute, Oh. please pul him out and
catch it and drown o."
Without word Fred walked into the
living room, secured Tom. gently
dropped him from the low window tp TIE
ground. then picked up the tiny. half
dead mouse
CorneIia. sitting 90 the stairs with
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15
ID is a WOnnam'S
l1lOriOus Prime

When a woman realizes that her
luth is slipping by! Almost 40.
TShe looks back and sees that
+ white hair over her ear. She
Fixed il out, and laughed! Then
i remembers combing her hair
lch morning and carefully look
+ and picking out two or three
|stening white threads. And the
|Xt year, The white hairs pulled
one day were replaced by twice
many the next. And she dritted
Are YOU Just drifting toward
fy-haired old age at 40, the age
should be the glorious prime
a W7man's life2
we wish you would get our
'okle:, Charm" and read it, CAT
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on request.) II explains why you
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Il is not an ordinary vulgar
Fa1n or artificial cOlOring. We
ouId have named it a Restora-
2. because it is a pure, scientific
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10 its own original color and
,autitul. healthy condition. If you
W bat a few white hairs, don't
them out. Restore them TO
U original vigorous color. and
ne same time put your hair in a
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The hair responds quickly TO
4 proper care and treatment, and
4 woman who wants to keep its
l,It1l color and fine texture can
So
'oo.nnaire Hair Dye is made in
own laboratory. and we per
e..E guarantee il to be abso-
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az and does not stain skin or
4 q Use it Immediately if your
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druggists generally.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15
Up-to-Date Jokes

DID you ever know any one SO
Hardly! why, she is so plain that /.
motor car goggles are actually be-
coming 90 herr"
Ciara-pve been 20 the theater
every night this week, and had diff.
ferent escort each time. n.
Fred-You should be more cap
tious. Miss Clara.
tlara-Cautious?
Fred-NCs, or ill-natured people
will bee saying that YOU cant get tAe
same man 90 go with you twice. na
First Tramp-Srange how few e
our youthful dreams come true.
Second Tump-Oh, l don't know. /
remember how / once yearned 10
wear long trousers Now ] guess
wear them longer than almost any
body In the country. 1908
pluck, pluck, pluck, first. second
and thirdly, my boy, is the secret Of
success said Mr.. Magnate. Million
aire.
"Ah!" sighed the pale, overworked
clerk Il guess 80 but I wish YOU'D
tell me your method of plucking."
-ou sleep weli2 I'm afraid your bed
was rather hard and uneven. but"
'Oh, il was all right, thank you.
! got mp now and then during the
night and rested a bit, you know"
Wife (with suffraglst leaningsl--
Until women get the vote it Is i'm
possible for them TO get justice in thu
courts.
Husband-True; they get more
mercy than justice. r
Chollie-The idea Of man sending
n business letter with a p. S,
happie-Doosid bad form, surely.
ChOllie-But that isn't the worst OF
&c. In this case it means Please
settle"
Missiouary-If you are about to kill
me let me sing a hymn.
Caunibal-No sir. No music with
meals In this place.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15

Husband
Bv WINIFRED BLACK.

ar MARION GREY, since tina.
NJ ss what you choose to call your
. elf should think Marion
,.,1Id be more like it with thar
Fl ,.,E of vours-but anyhow, what
4 ,.,r Going to do about a "grouchy
s5and:"
H. erowls,at you morning, noon ana
NJ slams the door so hard Ae
4 ,s the cat jump. Every time
company he finds some eN-
to walk in and out of the room
restless cat, looks daggers at
Il ID. harmless visitor, laughs at the
a Won give him, complains about
a n,raa. grumb,es about the wealth
4 srorfz the little boy so the poor
n hates the sight of him, won't
dog around the place. and
4 d., that a woman who likes cat
"A ,he Kitchen is crazy.
49, likes the way his linen is
n Entered. whips the little boy if his
u IN card doesn't suit him, grunts
an the man next door say it's
ssart evening, and wont even
NH when the woman next door says
N morning. Is he crazy or what
'4His father was just the same sort
4 man and made his family perfect
#orjsrrabie as long as he lived, and
fine fathers own children would
II have him alive again for any
oh nj =
Y At shall you do?
think ] wouldn't think, I'd know.
ia what | would know would be
The man is not well balanced.
Re is something wrong with his
Lin. poor thing. And then, maybe,
admircs that sort of a man and is
n he is married to the sort Of WOm-
Il who'll submit to his absurd moods.
' wouldn't notice them at all, ia
my friends outside the hom"
makes so miserable. I'd read and
In and laugh and sing. and just
a, poor half balanced husband
It'd look at a smoky chimney, a
tg 20 be endured with the least
II possible.
love him, Why, Of course. YOU
love him-who could? But don't
Mrrol with him. That's what he
and what you hate. Don't quar-
IA whatever you do.
YOU'D ike to love him, you'd like TO
s his happiness your one JOY i'm
you'd like to watch for his home
tiug every day with a song in your
Z. cold or warm. wet or dry, never
father is on the way Leap up.
gray cat; wag your tail, good
Mat a faded flower in the vase?
* it out. pluck it out before the
Of the Manor comes. All must
bright and fresh for him.
IJu are tired and a little discour-
Smooth out those lines he's
7st here. Straighten your braids
4 j. daughter; square your shoulders.
son. Hank! his step. He is
Nc. the one man in the world
~ TO love and shelter and com
nonShip and joy!
Mat what you thought it would
"a when YOU married him, Marion
Wen, but that's the way 20
lie wont let II be that wa
Rts the use of trying? You can't
fm cold stone by holding it %
Ia warm heart; you can't put blood
M turnip, can you2 Well, then,
81 your heart to the Little Fellow.
T. him happy, live your own,
eful, serene life, and let the poor.
|dempered creature you were foolish
44lgh TO marry live his-that's all
81 can do.
Dor Marion Grey, whenever l think
4 Aye troubles of my own I'm go
20 think of you and be comfort
or Of all the evils on earth there
TWO that are twins-a jumping
hache and an ill-tempered man
lt the house.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-15
Orient Pudding.

Iarter pound of suet well chopped
mixed with one-half pound -four
two ounces bread crumbs. Add one
poonful Of baking powder and a
7 Of salt Well mix in one-half
b sultanas Beat up one egg in
pint Of milk. Favored with lemon or
la to taste. Mix all together. add
one tablespoonful Of sugar. Grease
and bake one and a half hours
nicely brown. This pudding is in
ensIye, wholesome and satisfying