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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15
Seen and Heard at
the Four Corners
BY BRIGHT EYES

The suffragettes now have new
idea. They go to meetings in cart
drawn by mules. 1t has been sug-
gested that the mules are a decoy.
The militants think that the men
seeing their own kind. win flock to
the cart and listen. Not bad. Ell,
Geo
A Philadelphia organist in "Old
Trinity Episcopalian Church re-
signed his job because the minister
wanted him to play ecclesiastical
ragtime." The Quaker City must be
waking up after all these years.
. 9 g
And now BreX has started a book.
That attempt at journalism has im-
bued him with the fever. His latest
attempt. they say. he will call Who
Owes Who in American"
coo
Sergeant Tully wants Dr.. Fried
mann to come to Newark. IF he
can cure consumption, he ought to
stop congestion the sergeant dopes
it out. I'VE need him at the Four
Corners
A man shot at was saved yesterday
by package of love letters in his
pocket. ] am glad to find out that
love letters are good for something
besides breach of promise suits.
. GO
The Boston telephone girls have
decided not to strike. Let's give them
three cheers. Now we can get the
score from Boston over the tele-
phone.
0Sc
The newsies are giving up their old
vocations now. Instead of peddling
the daily war cries" they are look
ing for ladies' with protruding hats
pins. It's $3.50 for every one they
have convicted. Easy money.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15

The day is favorable for hostesses.
singers and actresses. Both social
entertainment and theatrical events
are under the most encouraging rule.
Gardens, fountains, cafes and music
halls are governed by a friendly star.
The seers predict disagreements,
among women engaged in big enter
prises and political reforms, but no
serious breach is prophesied. There
will be repeated efforts to obtain
legislative measures helpful to women
workers and the month Will be
marked by numerous incidents That
cause public discussion.
In the later hours of this day the
aspect of Neptune is forbidding, since
it indicates tendency toward treach-
cry and deception. The seers give
warning against schemers. Under
the rules of ancient soothsayers the
configuration was peculiarly threaten
ing for persons who had anything to
do with the sick or unfortunate.
Modern Interpretation finds it unwise
to visit hospitals or public institu-
tons when Neptune sends forth adj
Verse vibrations
This sign is held to be unfortunate,
also, because it leads to a desire for
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15
Ne5Nt|s;.Rt gppc
BY ADELINE CARRICK WEI

BY ADELlNE CARRICK WELLS
Publishing Company
J n% IS spa sa could could eat no no , fat
So beNixt them both. you
~ oRoTHY Dave,
- @ D e his s%s lTS n ss0ot pair of chubby
You see most of Davies pasmes entasd certain dirt
know that unless
He busy listening
READ one though Guess I'll
"Hggedy pgso-dy
g sT ss @ docs Ss 9y to dF This
She lays for gentle men,"
she's telling haws
SRssR mssd bow s ssr' to in s
r. .no., III Under I haysa .n9s1 fast asleep
You did very we'll" smiled mother Dear
Only you left out lot of words said Dorothy
20 course replied Dayie
the book and began sa again gain. in her pleasant s
ase n;'s ssRy s ssse ns a DaeP' Gray
.rnrogsn mIre pony
Now mother pavie stop He read and
in pockets His big eyes
What's the say asked ct
'0n Dsn p s Dsa mSs a1 eq hook n
y up at o EVERY g thing said mother Dear now your be
Both ad1 the children apDed
about two hundred
n eh wh P p sosn e S o 0e them her LAP
and r ss a %osd SHINE .n their
AL he other hs songs you know well And while the children
husband ashamed
the ngles and made up
neW Ones as often as the gandodren asked for them
% n h wrote davd i. punish hs hsr and let the world
Bu instead S Of making
Dear mother
iove them ' o be 9 ss didn't hs said Dorothy that was
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15

She became at once his most in
nuential confidant, and in a few years
succeeded in becoming his lawful
wife
OF course. no one could choose to
take Catherine as an example. for
her very life, which ended in disap-
pointment and dissipation, shows the
folly of her actions. AT the same time
she had her admirable qualities. She
was clever and persevering, and she
was. in her own way, loyal to Peter
1T was recognition of her services in
getting him out of difficulties
through her wit and pluck that he
established the Order of Love and
Fidelity, or of St Catherine. for wom
en-. 1t was by her sympathy and pa
thence, quite as much as by her
beauty and cleverness, that she held
the affections of this hot-headed en-
peror,
But in spite of all her power and
all of her years of contact with the
great court, Catherine died still I'M
able to read or write, and in spite of
her beauty and charms she bore
through her life traits of feature and
manner that stamped her as n peas
ant woman of Lithuania.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15
On the Spur Of
the Moment
BY ROY MoULToN.
Written Exclusively for Evening ss.s.

FROM THE HICkEHVIILE CLARION
Elmer Jones Is dickerin' with q fel-
Ter for a plug hat and there is some
talk that he is goin' into the UNDER
takin' business.
90
Anne Hilliker traded off his cheese
factory for an oatmobile and the next
day the oatmobile blowed up. Anne
says there are times in feller's life
when he can't lay up a cent.
90
The only thing on this earth that
will stick closer than a brother IS the
screw top on a glass fruit jar
90
There is several ways to eat sauer-
lkraut, but the best way is by proxy.
90
never yit see a woman who would
admit that she had anything to wear
and judgin' by the statues in the mus
seums. I guess in the old days they
really didn't. 4
The only feat more difficult than
feedin' red pepper to a wildcat is
tryin' to get a six-inch stoyepipe into
~ iNe~lHcll GlliIliity uol6.
90
i see they NAVE got 4 new COM
trivanee to put in the collection plate
at the meetin' house. When a felles
drops in a suspender button 1t shoot
off a pistol. BY gravy, if they eve
tried that in our meetin' house j
would sound like a correct Imitation
of the battle of Bunker Hill.
90
CAUGHT ON THE FLY.
Only one member Of the new cabisl
net wears whiskers, SO the cabinet
may be said to be about 80 per cent,
progressive and 10 per cent. reaetions
airy.
Vincent Astor says he would like to
be a newspaper reporter, but news
paper reporter must have something
beside money.
90
Napoleon's grandson has been found
in Los Angeles lumber yard. He is
believed to be the only member OF
the Bonaparte family who is not ex.
pecting to start revolution in
France.
90
A diamond ring has been removed
from a Pittsburgh mans stomach
Being a Pittsburgh man, he probably
swallowed it so the chorus girls
couldn't get it,
90
The battleship Oregon may be sold
for scrap iron. Well, she has always
been a good piece of scarp iron when
there was any scrap in sight.
90
When the Southern colonies attend
White House dinners they will have
to carry their supply of cheer in their
hip pockets.
90
Alfred Moves, the English poet now
visiting in this country. is said to
have plenty of money. Probably
somebody left it to him.
| 90
A California man tried TO go with
out food thirty days and now he will
never have any further use for food
| in any form.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15

After General Huidekoper became
postmaster at Philadelphia, in 1880,
he found occasion to call upon Mr..
Cassatt and make a suggestion TO
him out of which grew the two-hour
service between New York and
Philadelphia on the Pennsylvania
Railroad
The interview between General
Hudekoper and Mr.. Cassatt fur
ished most impressive and in
structive sidelight upon the intellee
tual ability and the profound insight
into railway management, which
always characterized Mr.. Cassatt.
General Hudekoper said: Il ven
ture to call upon you, Mr.. Cassatt,
to make a suggestion which you may
think it worth while seriously to
consider. You are now running a
train from Philadelphia to New York
every day sometimes hauling a.
many as thirteen passenger cars.
Mail cars are attached to this train.
It stops at every way station. 1t
seems TO me that you could do better
il you were to cut that ira n in
two"
"your engines are hauling a great
amount of dead weight Many Of
your passengers have bought tickets
in Philadelphia for New York. Thu
are Inconvenience by your frequent
stops at way stations"
Here Mr. Cassatt nodded his head
as though to indicate that he fully
agreed with General Huidekoper. He
waited, however, for further explana-
ton and General Huidekoper said
Now if you will cut your train in
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15

luXuries and the qualification of eX-
traVagant tastes. 1t is said to at
tract undesirable companions who
exert powers that cause foolish and
unwise conduct.
Uranus in an aspect which is un-
favorable adds to the days perils,
since the planets adverse influences
are supposed to increase the activity
of the mind so that annoyance over
trifies and restlessness in familiar
surroundings cause waste of time and
general dissatisfaction.
The rule is not lucky for old per-
sons or for persons who are inclined
to take a gloomy view of life.
Persons whose birthdate it is are
counseled to watch their health dur
ing the coming year. They have a
chance to prosper greatly, if they
exercise wise judgment in their af-
fairs.
Children born on this day will have
an undue fondness for pleasure. Boys
will be inclined to seek reckless as
sociates and girls will waste much
time in foolish amusements, unless
they are wisely trained.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15

And reckon ii is.
About every so often some coterie
Of artists or professional persons get
100 far away from the good red earth.
They lose the tang of natural things.
they begin to crave stimulants ra-
Their than food They worship the ex-
etic and defy the bizarre. They lose
their sense of perspective and go mad.
It is sense of perspective that keeps
as sane. No man is sane without it
and no insane man has 1t. To keep
II Won have to stay close to the
Ground. keep your eyes and ears at
mod IN natural things. The mo-
,,snt Won get off the ground you lose
.o,,,- vyav in a maze of fevered imag-
1,,ires--you live in a sort of super
aaated rarifed mental atmosphere
md that's another good "o!hiie
definition of madness.
You go mad and become a tuturist
n something equally insane me
,biaf interest in the art OF the cuolsl
archaeological. The futurist IS not
~ much in need of a critic as
sia anostician. He is suffering from
disease rather than man1estlns
,oni,,s and it is a disease that tney
know a good deal about at the INSANE
,sx,l,,m A layman's diagnosis would
S. some special sort OF paranola
which exhibits itself in violent iines
and a delusion that one is above
criticism. once upon a time we had
.uturist back in Puckyhuddle. we
aidn't know it at the time, and II
nav be Just as well that we didn't
ae went the cubist one better. He
iaubed the back of the barn WIN
rellow clay, decorated It with
tpIotches of red paint purloined from
{ he farm workshop and topped the
Iol "a with a'little blue ink before
,aliing his father to show him PIC
Are Of heaven. The father sum
noned old Doc Houser.
what do you think, doce' asked
the ANXIOUS parsTst
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15

two, put the mail cars upon one of
the two trains and then run that
train through to New York from
Philadelphia in two hours time you
can economically run the rest of the
train as way train
General Huidekoper, Mr. Cassatt
realized, was speaking as 1he post
master of Philadelphia He was
therefor speaking for the merchants
of Philadelphia. If their mail from
New York could be carried through
in two hours it would prove in many
cases of great business advantage to
them.
Mr.. Cassatt, however, looked at the
proposition from another point of
view. The possibility of the profitable
operation of two-hour train be-
tween Philadelphia and New York
was revealed to him with intuitive
and perfectly accurate judgment. He
did not stop to figure or to argue.
He saw the whole situation at
glance. He simply said: "All right,
General Huidekoper, | will give or
ders that there be a fast mail train
with passenger cars attached running
through from Philadelphia to New
York in two hours time. | will cut
the old train in two"
Copyright 1913. by ~. j. Edwards. All
rights reserved,
Tomorrow Mr.. Edwards will tell
"How William II. Vanderbilt Changed
His Mind
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15
HOROSCOPE.
TUESDAY. APRIL 10, 1918.
Planets Now VIII Mark
Hours Both Bright and Dark.

Another changeable April day,
which brings good luck and bad, with
the predominating influences unfav-
orable.
Astrologers find that women are
under a double rule that begins with
ill omen for all their affairs and
changes to fair promise of success in
matters of business, as we'll as in do
nestle affairs.
There is a favorable sign for the
aristocratlc professions in which
women are engaged. Dancers are
under especially suspicious influences.
Since the vibrations from the stars
are supposed to promote a love of
beautiful clothing and adornment, it
is fortunate time for dressmakers,
milIiners and jewellers.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15

b did that boy say this was pic
ture of heaven" asked doc, dazedly.
"IIe did
well, you'd better have him locked
up before he takes that barn for
hades and sets it on fire.
The old man took docs advice 1t
is just possible that lunacy commits
sion will get these futurists yet
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15
Noted Women Whose Birthday Is Yours
APRIL IS
Catherine |. of Russia
Copyrighted. 1918.

TORN nanee of
a
Marienbug utterly class birth a
the abest rulers Russia has known
in o his throne
of this penness peasant girl was sup
married
oyve
million subjects
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NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
How 2our Service BetweenNew York and Pla Originated

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Pennsylvania Gettysburg. where he twice wounded
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National Guard Pennsylvania and 1877 commanded the Seventh
A. chief
lvana rairoa
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0'Um@l@ GS@W'' Saws
Copyrighted. 1913. by w. e. William

a the
4 talk a the ci edio
he "sobs
Yes you do went on the of l say
mama and then with tells the
Janitor it the rentp
Il sster.
ne point said the eli
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-04-15
EVENING STAR ASTROLOGER
Copyrighted, 1913

THE stars incline, but do not
compel
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01
WILSON BELIEVES
IN MIR. MREINOLDS

WASHINGTON, Sept President
Wilson reposes the fullest confidence
in Attorney General McReynolds. Be
cause of certain policies the attorney
general has in mind the president ex-
poets that he will be constantly and
bitterly attacked by those who would
like to see a less resolute man at the
head of the department of justice.
This statement was made by high
official of the administration. His
name is not here disclosed because the
administration is unwilling to take Of
ficial notice of the recent stories
hintng at movement for Mr.. Nc
Reynolds impeachment criticising his
good faith in various prosecutions and
casting reflections on his recommen-
dations for pardons.
History Repeats Itself.
AS in the Roosevelt ami the Taft
administrations the department OF
Justice is a storm center of criticism
and attack for it is charged with nom
enforcement of the antitrust laws and
othe statutes vitally affecting big
business and speculative finance. Mr..
Knox Mr.. Moody and Mr.. Bonaparte.
who were successive attorney gcner-
al under President Roosevelt were
raked by a bitter fire throughout
their administrations
When Mr.. Wickersham came from
the New York firm of Strong & Cad
walder various "progressives" com
planned that the department of JUS
tice was being turned over to Wall
street. Their opposition ceased only
when an unrelenting procession OF
trust prosecutions made Mr.. Wicker
sham the most hated man in Wall
street where formerly he had many
! lucrative clients.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01
WILD and WOOLLY
seen AT PASCO

PASCO. Wash. Sept spokane
had its Pow-wow and Pendleton is to
have its Roundup These events
seeking to portray the lives and Gus
toms of the early settlers of the wild
and woolly west. But 1t remains for
Pasco to pull off the real thing, and
to pull it off in the most realistic and
thrilling manner.
Pasco's exhibition was pulled off
during the latter half of last week.
Chief of Police Tom Caudle acting in
the role of star performer. His first
stunt was to enter a restaurant where
]. f. sullivan was eating his lunch,
forcing Mr.. sullivan to accompany
him to the back yard, playfully tick
ling him with the point of a six
shooter as they went and telling him
he was going to kill him. This event
occurred on Thursday according to
our information.
Fridays program began with most
thrilling event, when the chief of po-
lice entered a Tacoma avenue saloon
and playfully shot beer glass off the
bar and proved his craftsmanship by
opening the cash register with a SIN
shooter. This event is said to have
been so thrilling that the negro porter
rushed to the basement. where he was
later found saying his prayers, while
the bartender made a hurried trip to
| Kennewick where they never have
any excitement more thrilling thar
locking n butcher in his refrigerator
while they steal his money Aftel
/ this stunt the chief calmly left towr
to take a we'll earned vacation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01

tion. we did not announce that His
EXcellency the Most Rev. j. Bonzano,
u. D.. apostolic delegate, will preside
at the ceremonies, together with other
eminent persons. we are certain the
knowledge of this honor to your al.
ma mater will afford YOU much pleas
ure.
also. we omitted to say. it is our
request that through regard for the
distinguished guests and your alma
mater no decollette. elaborate. or mar
row skirted gown be worn at the re-
ception or any other function of the
reunion"
Mgr. Bonzano said:
Every good citizen should realize
that women's dress of today is decid-
edly immodest and Is becoming more
so each year. Women can be neat oi
appearance and styllshly dressed with
out adopting such silly ideas as have
been advanced by the fashion makers
in Europe"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01
new EVIDENCE MAY
FACE CAMINETTl

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. due to
his rapid recovery from injuries re-
ceived in an automobile accident near
San Jose Saturday by Juror William
II. Adams and his determination to
sit in the jury box regardless of the
pain, the Caminetti trial probably Will
not be postponed tomorrow when 1t Is
scheduled for resumption. 1t was first
thought that Adams injuries would
halt the trial and possibly necessltate
the empanelment of new jury.
The promise of new evidence in the
case was limited by special prosecutor
Roche, who spent Saturday and sun
day in Sacramento interviewing pro-
baton officer Sullivan, and Mrs.
Moore regarding complaints, ali
brought against Diggs and Caminettl
in connection with two Sacramento
girls other than the Warrington and
Norris girls.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01

Saturday being very busy day the
program OF events was postponed un-
til early Snday morning, when a fight
occurred on Lewis street near the
Cunningham hotel. Witnesses of this
event claim that the mayor acted as
referee for the bout, refusing to al
low Patrolman Ed Carter to arrest
or separate the participants. This
version of the affair however, is not
entirely satisfactory to his honor, who
we understand, claims that he was
trying to separate the combatants and
get them home
Another scrap occurred early in the
week when one of the participants
had his nose nearly bitten off. Par
ticulars of this event, however. are
meager.
Members of the city council are
said to be very much peeved with the
manner in which the events were
handled by the management and an
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01
sclls Residence Buys Another,

Chief of Police John Kearney has
sold his residence at 500 Willow
street To Mrs. Minnie Grandin who has
been living at 500 Thompson street.
and has purchased the home of F. F..
Livengood at the corner of Bush and
Wilson street on the north side. He
is moving into his new home today
For the time being Mr.. Livengood will
store his furniture but after the
Roundup will move into the Harvey
residence at the west end of Jackson
street. Mrs. Livengood and daughter
Helen will leave in a day or two for
Seattle for visit. Later Mr. Liven-
good plans to build bungalow resi-
dence.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01
SIITS AND X-RAY GOWNS
BARRED BY POPE
(Continued from Page II

Continued from Page ID
and plumes will not wave in the Sep
tember breezes.
Pope's Agent Dashes Hopes.
All this is because of Most Rev. j.
Ronanza D. D.. apostolic delegate, Is
in Chicago and will be the honored
guest at the ceremonies at st Mary's.
Pope Plus X recently pronounced
against the decollete grown. the slash
ed skirt and other prevailing fash
ions, so out of respect to his person
al representative all of these must be
absent from the ceremonies at which
the apostolic delegate is to be pres
ent.
Alumnae of st. Mary's residing in
Chicago have received the following
letter setting forth the views of the
sisters in charge of that institution
on the matter of dress:
an notifying you that this year we
anticipate the date of the almunae re-
Union in order to have it coincide
| with the college dedicatory celebra'
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01
.Round-uDn Meat Arrives.

A carload of meat, ten tons of it,
arrived today from the Swift Packing
Co. of St Paul, and it was billed to
THE Pendleton Roundup" and on
the side of the car was big banner
with the name of the local show. the
dates and the slogan emblazoned in
big letters. The meat is for the loca.
merchants and was ordered to meet
the demands made during the Round
I'm
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01
First Roundup Accidents.

The first accidents attendant upon
the Roundup occurred Saturday aft
ernoon at the park during the try
out of some of the buckers, Art Accord,
champion buildogger, and a strange
cowboy being the victims Accord
mounted Snake and that vicious lit
tie animal reared and fell with him
catching his leg and spraining his ar
kle. The stranger after being dump
ed by Pin Ears, attempted to ride a
big bay which President Taylor had
purchased. The blindfold was ne
snatched off and the horse went
through the fence, around the track
and collided with a pile of lumber
Both horse and rider got a bad fall
the rider striking the end of 2X'
with his head and sustaining a bat
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01
Dem onits pendlcton Team.

Al Dean, star outfielder of the Pen
dleton team and leading hitter of the
league. yesterday finished his playing
with the BuckarOoes Business af-
fairs at his home in Baker demanded
his immediate attention and his re-
quest to be excused from the last
week of play was granted by Vice
President Ritner. He returned to
Pendleton from Walla Walla last ev-
ening in the Ritner car aud went on
to his home today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-01
Motorcyclc Races at Pittsburgh.

PITTSBURGH. Sept MANY Of
the country's best known motorcycle
racers, both professional and anna
teur today participated in the thirty
mile endurance race at Kennywood
Park. Following the long grind there
will be program of field and track
events.