Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-05-15

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Many grae-put few hang -.
s YOU are looking forsynpathy leok 81 ths aistionaFys
The less 4 man says the more guessing his wife has to do
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Lsaping from nid5winter e mid summer II somewhat peril
Home j. generally where the mortgage IS eapecially # You
are thesowner q an automobile.
A young lady writes: Can you tell me Why i have never
had 9 proposal q marriage ' Answer-Have YOU looked il
3 s Two lnis .a boys s. we're s,s. arrested tss a, Y o &c M 4 s. S. IS S. sa ss
portant Case.
Y0ur.friend will think il a shame # you make 3 lot of money
By following the advice he gave you, but which he was afraid e
Now Jane will feed the little chickens,
But she won't go near the cat;
Sometimes contains a rat
Abe sherin is like the devil who sheared a pig for
ion and precious little 6 wool asl'i Ho opea til The supreme prelas court o. 1p says
that Abe i entitled e what it'll. wool he did get:
Keep hustling, brother, I entreat,
Don't join the living dead;
Foryou can get there with both feet
lf you will use your head.
IS due the editors. William Hurst TarbeIl and Jonathan Asbestos
Murray, for their untirings efforts TO amuse the public and escapas
a man may guy,
And a man may lie,
And q man may puff and blow
If he sits in the shade,
And waits for business 70 grow.
An Irishn man was sitting il ! depot. smoking when ! woman
came nal y an, and sitting a down ~ beside him re remarked mar Sir if you were
you wuz a lady ye'd sit farther away Soon the woman burst
wei mum, q returned the Irishmsns as lie pulled away 1t lis
pipe, If you wuz my wife ia take it,
Officer. Decker had arrested a man who had an impeachment
in his speech, the night before for infractng the sobriety rules in
Watertown. The next morning the prisoner was brought before
Judge Myers of the municipal court for a hearing. The Judge
know, replied the policeman, unless It would be soda water, y
The judge said ten days and ten dollars and he didn't stutter,
A REASONABLE FAVOR.
SO you have determined to- sue me for breach Of promise, a
said the Watertown young man.
With damagess
of course. SIS
j. f ,sT e. tssa So s]ise Sss u.s. Fl fhs saysE 8 q, y J a & Esa j Pc z, sas
that q can call my own and that might help my credit
THOSE ABERDEEN FELLOWS ARE GREAT BOOSTERS
a story is being told on an Aberdeen man who was always
blowing about what a fine place his town was. Wherever he
went nothing could compare with Aberdeen. One day he died,
and reaching the other shore was taken around BY g guide to-
see the sights. sPshaN,a' said the man from the Hub City,
Heaven isn't q much nicer place than Aberdeen ssButs my
dear sr you are not in heaven, was the soft ~repls-Howard
Democrat.
Do not lose your power to sympathize with other people lust
because you have to stand up under some hard knocks yourself.
Trouble should make IS more sympathetic rather than less So
Every heartpang should teach us tenderness for those who suffer.
We are accepting our trials ii the wrong spirit If through them,
we are led to- concentrate our pity on ourselves. Did you ever
stand in the golden sunlight Of warm day with your eyes turned.
apon. a sheet OF fy paper IS SO, you mayshaye noticed how when
one fly adheres to the sticky surface, its companions, instead Of
profting By the terrible warning, Immediately buzz down and go
to destruction in the same manner and IN a little time there are
hundreds in the throes of death. They are fools to be sure, and
so are men. Men see their associates eaughtin the nets Of vice.