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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
IDEA ANNOYED OLD GoLDE
He Knew From Experience That Col
lege Education by No Means
United Boy for Work.

Woodrow Wilson naturally believes
in a college education for boys ana
girls alike" said a banker at the
Princeton club in New York
Mr.. Wilson, lunching with me here,
once said IN his quaint way that the
old idea about a college education un-
fitting lad for work had quite died
out.
when Gobsa Codes son Scatter
good" he explained, desired to go TO
Princeton, he said to the old man:
''Pater is 1t true that boys who go
to college are unfit for work after
ward?'
"'Of course 1t amt true! snorted
the old man Indignantly. Why, I've
got Princeton graduate runnin' my
freight elevator, two of my best coal
beavers are Harvard A. BIS and a
Yale B. s. is my star truck driver
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
SECRETARY FISHER SUSTAINED
The Usage Indians Repudiate Lease
to 100000 Acres of Their
Oil Land.

Pawhuska, Ok.-Indians of the
Usage Nation at tribal meeting here
repudiated the proposed scheme to
grant a blanket lease TO 100000 acres
of oil and gas lands, owned by the
tribe. and by practically a unanimous
vote sustained the position of Secre-
tary of the Interior Fisher and Presl-
dent Taft. The lands are valued at
80 million dollars.
Fred Lookout was elected principai
chief of the nation and Edgar Nc
Carthy his assistant. Eight Council
men also were elected. The success
full ticket was designated as Progress
siye."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
Not on the PROGRAM.

A little fouryearold girl, whose par
ents had been discussing an approach
ing meeting in connection with the
Society FOR the Prevention of Cruelty
to Children begged to be taken Her
mother explained that the meeting
would not amuse her, but she persist
ed in her demand, and finally her
mother agreed to take her If she prom
ised to be very quiet.
She was very good throughout the
greater part of the proceedings, but
after listening patiently to the
speeches for some time she whispered
to her mother:
Mummy, this is dull! When is the
cruelty going to begin?"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
COULD STAND PLAYFUL DOG
Young Man Considerably He,,eVea
When He Learned the Animal was
Not In Earnest.

Have you seen papa's new dog
Carlo?" she asked as they sat in the
parlor.
YES" he replied uneasiy. /
have had the pleasure of meeting the
dog"
Isn't he splendid? He is so az
fe.ctionate."
y noticed he was very demonstra'
tive" returned he, as he moved un-
easily in his chair.
He is very playful, too. / never
saw more playful animal in all my
life
Il am so glad to hear you say
that"
"Why?'
because | was little afraid tha'
when he bit that piece out OF me the
other evening he was in earnest Bu'
if he was only in play, of course, II
all right. can take fun as wen as
anybody"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
In a Literal Sense.

Juvenile remarks are not always so
naughty as they seem. Small sam, TOT
instance. had no intention of using oau
language when he got into such severe
trouble in class.
His teacher was trying to press
home certain facts concerning a vol
cano. In reviewing the lesson she
drew on the blackboard her own con-
ception of a flaming mountain using
colored crayons with extraordinary Ell
feet
What is it?' she asked, the picture
finished
The scholars shook puzzled heads,
You don't know? WELL what does
it look like?" the teacher persisted.
81 thing it looks like hell."-Chicago
Record Herald.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
E air to All.

Recently" says Richmond man.
II reviewed an invitation to the mar
riage of young colored couple for
merly in my employ am quite sure
that all persons similarly favored we're
left in little doubt as to the attitude
of the couple. The invitation ran as
follows:
You are invited to the marriage
of Mr.. Henry Clay Barker and Miss
Jo-ephine Mortimer Dixon at the
house of the brides mother, All who
cannot come may send."-Lippincott's
Magazine.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
WorIdIy-and True.

Apropos of Miss Lois Campbelrs
"billion-dollar debut" in st. Louis
Claude H. Wetmore. the author. said;
The marvellous growth and prosper
ity Of our city is phenomenon that
holds the eye of all America. Before
such wealth as ours one thinks invol-
unfairly Of the worldly cynicism;
There are other things in the
world besides money-and money will
buy them all
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
MISS GOULD FEEDS BOWERY MEN
A Feast and a Concert Given IN
Mission While Wedding Pro-
ceeded.

New Worthwhile being showered
with gifts herself and busy with pre-
parations for her wedding, Miss Helen
Gould made the army Of homeless men
in New York happy with the an
nouncemeni that they were to receive
a treat at her expense. The feast
for the poor was served by relay to a
thousand men in the basement Of the
Bowery Mission. in whose work Miss
Gould has long been interested. A
musical entertainment was also pro
yided.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
No indulgence.

Mrs. Alec Tweedie of the .Eugenics
Education society of London, said a.
a reception in New York:
"Eugenics will save the son from
paying for the sins of his father. Eu-
genics shows us that there has been
no escape heretofore from these pen
alties In the matter of eugenics 1t Is
not as it was with Spence.
LET bygones be bygones, Spence
indulgently said to his old debts. as
he started in to make some new ones"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
Showing the Goods.

A novel mode of advertising for a
wife has been adopted by an inhabi-
tant of a provincial town in England.
A photograph of the gentleman is
placed in the window of shop-keeper,
and underneath is the following no
tice: Wanted; female companion
TO the above. Apply at this Office"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
ves,,vfus Ready to Break Out.

Naples.-The director Of the Mount
Vesuvius observatory reports an ex-
tensive landslide in the upper ridge
of the crater recently. The western
part Of the ridge was engulfed in the
crater and an eruption is threaten
ed
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
Certainly Not.

"sir, are you opposed to votes for
women"
Certainly not: but II women had
the ballot, then suffragettes would
want II, too."-lllinois Siren.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
oklahoma Girl a suicide.

Fort Smith. Ark.-Mystery sur
rounds the shooting OF Ebby White
man. is years old. Of Haworth. Ok.
who vas found dead in her home
with a bullet through her heart.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31

Ex.cerman Minister Of Marine Dead.
Berlin.-Admira Won Hellman, i'm
perial minister of marine from 1890
until 1897 is dead here. lie was ~
years old.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
Lust Because.

why was the beauty doctor so an
cry with Anna?"
because she told him she was COM
ing to him to get Q few wrinkles. -.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31

Adam lost out when he parted with
one Of his ribs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31

Gabe-How do you tell genuine
diamond from a fake?
Steve-Try to hook II.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31

Londcn.-Italian, British and other
warships have been ordered to pro
coed Immediately to Turkish waters
according to dispatches from Mediter'
ranean ports.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
The Reason.

why is consistency considered
such a jewel?"
Because 1t is rare"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
TURKS TO CONTINUE THE WAR
Peace ENJOYS Ordered Home From
London-Warships Ordered to
Turkish Waters.

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES new Turkish
cabinet has decided to recall the OF
toman peace plenipotentiaries from
London forthwith.
This will preclude resumption OF
peace negotiations and can be con-
strued to mean only that the Young
Turks are determined to carry on the
war. The action followed the shooting
of Nazim Pasta, war minister, BY
Young Turks.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-01-31
The Best Physicians
Gave Kim UP

EkfG kSeSI EgnySkCla6zS
Gave Kim UP
IT was attacked with o severe
nervous disease, which was caused
nv n disordered stomach and nv-
or" writes Mn. JAS. ID. LIVELY. OF
Washburn, Tenn, Route 2. Box 50:
"AlI my friends thought l would
die and the best physicians gavo
meup. ] was advised to try DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discoy:
cry, and derived much benefit
from same. My case had run so
long,. 1t had become so chronic.
that nothing would effect a per-
manent cure, but DR.. Pierce's
medicine has done much for me,
md / highly recommend 1t, L
heartily advise its use as o spring
tonic and further az yise aiiing
people 70 take DIR. Pierce's medi-
clnes before their diseases have
run 80 long that there is no chance
to be cured"
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
EXPLOSION OF GASOLINE
INJURIES YOUNG JEWkEs

Reid Jewkes. ~ years of age and
the son OF State Auditor Jesse ID.
Jewkes. built tho fire In the kitchen
OF the family residence at Salt Lake
City the other morning. The wood
would not ignite Young Jewkes
took a can which he thought was
coal oil and applied II to the smol-
dering fire. The can contained
about a pint OF gasoline.
Instantly the kitchen burst into
flames. young Jewkes' face. hair
and clothing catching fire. His
screams attracted his father and
others Of the family and the lad
was rescued with blankets and rugs.
The fire In the kitchen was quickly
extlnguiahed.
1T was only by narrow margin
that the episode did not turn out
moro tragioally." said Jewkes. A
physician pronounced the lads In
juries painful, but no permanent
scars are expected.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
WILL Be AUGMENTED
Revenues Prom Banks and Other
Corporations Due March First.

The United States internal rev
enue collector has given public no
tlce that corporation taxes are due
March LIST. II Is not expected that
there will be many dellnquents this
year. All banks will have to make
amended reports for the last four
years. The collector says.
THE office force Is doubly busy
right now on account of the ruling
on reports OF banks. All banks will
have to make amended reports for
the last four years. The state law
compels the banks to pay taxes on
the stock held by their stockhold-
ers. The banks have been holding
this as one OF their expenses and de-
Quoting & from their gross income.
but the commissioner of internal
revenue at Washington. ID. c.. has
held that this Is not an expense Of
the bank and cannot be deducted.
Another thing will increase the
income OF this office this year. This
is the decision OF the commissioner
relative to mining companies. Sew
eral OF the large mining companies
during the past two years have de-
Quoted as depreciation the ores ex-
tracted from their mines. Accord
Ing to the decision Of the commits
Bioner. this Ia not allowed. and these
mining companies are being assess
I'd, accordingly. for taxes for two
Years back.
80 this will give us nearly dou-
Die the income In this office this
'ear over what we generally have.
However, II Il IA not possible for
my company to make lts report to
Is by March LIST. the collector is
Empowered TO grant an extension OF
line for the report Of not more than
hirty days"
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27

Smoke Elks Pride cigar. ~. W
Mc0ann. maker.--Advt.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
correspondenee The Advocate.

Correspondence The Advocate.
KANSAS CITY. Mo-. Feb. 90.
Cattle received this week 32.7OO
last week $4,000. same week last
year 29.5OO head Slightly increas
cd receipts found a ready outlet at
stronger prices all around this
week. killing grades closing twenty
to forty cents higher. stock cattle
and feeders fifteen to twenty-five
cents higher. Several lots OF quar-
antine steers sold today at g7.25 TO
$3.50 that look nearly half n dol
lar above n week ago. The sale at
$3.50 was the highest In the quar-
antlne division since last June. Ma
tive steers sold largely above $500
since Tuesday. with tops at $3.50
70 1915. cows $500 TO $500. heif-
era up TO $500. quarantine bulls
today at tG.1O. Country buyers
have been stimulated by the good
beef cattle market, and the nearneas
OF grass. and pay from $500 60
WV AVN ataANauit aAVNA hAttIN AuN
feeders. Occasionally one IL heard
90 cay that he would not pay such
prices even with counterfeit money.
out progressive stockmen are get
ting used TO the higher range OF
prices. and pay them because
profit can DO logically figured out
on the investment. especially on
thin stock steers that are growthy.
Sugar mill Old Mexicos sold here
this week at 800 for steers. TWEEN
ty-five cents more than the same
steers brought laAt week. Heifes
brought t6.s5, cows t6i5. bulls
5000. from Colorado sugar mills.
sheep received this week $1,000,
last week $500. same week last
year $500 head. Tho market has
advanced a little this week. and APP
pears 10 DO on a firm basis. Lambe
sold at $3.50 today, ycarlIngs worth
$3.50. wcthcrs t6.f0. ewes 1915.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
WE'RE NOT IN THE
FIRE INSURANCE TRUST

Refusing TO be dictated TO and controlled by the fire insurance
trust above referred to by the eradRepubean about the
middle Of last month made connections the East whereby
we are Independent Of the Utah combine WE HAVE THE
AUTHORITY TO MAKE AND MAINTAIN OUR OWN RATES
THROUGHOUT EASTERN UTAH.
The fire insurance companies represented in this agency
good as the best The insurance buying public invited 10
write telephone or see US In person to rates We're saving
many individuals, business firms and others money.
Remember make and maintain own rates within the
territory represented by list Of companies and their nan
ea standing at your disposal WE'RE HERE TO SAVE you
DOLLARS.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
LONG TERM LEASE.

We win give some farmer or
truck gardener a good layout on a
forty-acro tract. n quarter milo from
Price. for the coming year or n term
OF years. Now land. property fenced
but no improvements. Close enough
In for tenant 10 roaide In the city.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
MANY FLOCKMAsTERs ARE
CoNsI0NINo THEIR CLIPS

ON account OF tariff uncertainty
or from some other cause there has
been no contracting OF wool IN this
or nearby states. according TO G. u.
Stewart. secretary OF the Utah
Woolgrowcru' association. There are
rumora that many are conaigning
their wool. leaving Il TO the mercy
OF middlemcn who may dispose Of
n a. they will. This. Stewart pro-
nounces suicidal"
To remedy this condition. circu-
lars are being aent broadeas, notl-
flying woolgrowca OF bis eonven-
dion 10 be held at Salt Lake city
March TIN. when measures Will be
taken TO change the situation. j.
E. Cosgriff. George Austin. j. G.
Mackay and many others will speak
ON the BEST method for the disposal
OF this years wool clip. II IN ex-
pectcd 10 be one OF tho largest
woolgrowers' meetings ever held In
this region
II Not Encouraging.
v. A. Fleetwood. who took the
bmcf OF the national WoolErowera'
association To Washington. d. c..
and argued before congressional
committee In favor OF the higher
tariff, or al least the maintenance
OF the present tariff. passed through
Salt Lake City last Friday on his
way TO his California home. The
outlook. according 10 Ellenwood,
looks gloomy for woolgrowers.
The sentiment. he says. seems al
most overwhelmingly In favor OF
placing wool Un the free list Ellen
wood IL expected 10 return soon
and. with y. ], Hagenbarth, presl-
dent OF the National Woolgrowers
association. expects To journey 70
Washington TO work further for the
Interests OF the woolmen.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
DAMAGE SUIT TRANSFERRED.

The case OF Merry. Domenca. Irene
and james Polyo against the indie
pendent Coal and Coke company has
been transferred TO the United
states district court at Salt Lake
City from Carbon county. The plain
thfs are minor children OF James
Polye. killed az the Aberdeen mine.
konilworth. The suit was filed by
Tony Milano. their guardian.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
SHEEPMEN DECLARE THE
WOOL OUTLOOK IL GREAT

In order 20 determine the outlook
for the wool clip In 1919. s, w, Nc
Clure. secretary OF the National
Woolgrowers' association and editor
OF the Wool Grower, sent letters 20
sheepmen all over the range eoun-
try asking for the condition OF the
wool on February LIST.
The replies are almost uniform in
character and predict a greater clip
and Of better quality than any I'm
many years, Throughout the range
country the sheep went into the
winter In unusually good condition,
and on account OF the rains the
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
THE KANSAS CITY
STOCK MARKETS
Slightly Increased Cattle Receipts Find Ready
Outlet at Stronger Prices This Week.
Sheep Market Has Advanced.

winter range is in exceptionally
good condition.
The fall OF snow up to this time
has been just sufficient TO keep the
ground moist and furnish water for
the sheep. and no severe storms
have been experienced.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
30 NEEn To sTor MoRK.

When the doctor orders you 10
stop work II staggers you. l can't,
you say. You know you are weak,
run down and falling In health day
by day. but you must work as long
as you can stand. What you need
Is Electric Bltters 20 give tone.
strength and yigor 10 your system,
TO prevent breakdown and build you
up. Don't be weak. sickly or aillng
when Electric Bitters will benefit
you from the first dose. Thousands
bless them for their glorious health
and strength. Try them. Every
bottle Is guaranteed to satisfy. Only
nifty cents at all dealers.-Adyt
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
NOTICE OF SALE AND PURCHASE
OF PROPERTY.

Tho undersigned having bought
tho business OF Sam Paiias in what
n known NJ tho Konilworth Coffee
House at Konilworth. Carbon coun-
", Utah. viii continue the business
AZ tho same location. am In no
wise responsible for any debts con-
tracted by tho said Sam Pallas. Da-
tod. Koniiworth. Utah. February
Z. 1913. JOHN NITSAS.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
DIR. KINGS NEW pIsCovERY.

Soothes irritated throat and
lungs. stops chronic and hacking
cough. relieves tickling throat. and
tastes nice. Take no other. once
used always used. Buy Il n, all
dealeS.-Advt.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
When Is a
Trust a Trust ?

Underwriters the public
trust Lei competition extent
commodity Il furnishes Il
circumstances under which risks shall be TAKEN fixes the
commissions all its constituent companies and restraints
refusing business from a nontrus agent
represents other $4,000 And
other
influence presumably profit operations Insist that
Il is a UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Salt Lake Herald-Republican
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1913-02-27
SECOND FLOOR PLAN.

In the first story of this cottage there "a Iar.o , 80
S sSo coat closet and vesbule There Is GOOD ,e
set ''N'' ''0 Nv" chaIhoers' clo-
I,aS s, et wide and twenour deep Maple noors
iauNood finish In first story
Cost TO bud egh ana onehalf feet story eight feet
80 " 'D'u' exclusive OF heating and plumbing. $3.50.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

Fort Smith. Ark, June Charged
with tying his father-in-Iaw. p. w
Adams, 10 a tree and torturing him.
Harry Copeland. school teacher Of
Red oak. Okla, was arrested here
and taken To Wilburton. Okla. for
trial.
Adams said he received letter last
week 10 which was signed the name
OF "a son. long mourned as dead. Act
ing upon instructions In tho letter.
Adams said he went Ca a lonely spot
near Red Oak, where he met cope
land ana another man. who covered
him with guns. Then. he said. they
tied him 10 tree and tortured him
until he promised Ia surrender 90
Copeland the latters child. which,
with its mother. had lived with Ad-
ans since its birth
Adams sent the child here with its
mother az he had agreed, and when
Copeland approached he was arrest
ed
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
CATTLE AND WHEAT
FLOUR AND MEAT
DEPRIVED Of
PROTECTION
Wool and Sugar Schedules, as
Recommended By House,
Remain Unchanged in Sen
ate Measure.
BILL READY NEXT WEEK
FOR DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS
lBy Leased Wire 20 Hsvcninr HsraId. ,

lnH kcnseu wire 90 EVcntnE nermtu.t
Washington, June 3.--Chairman
simmons. of the senate finance com.
mittee, after a conference with Presi-
dent Wilson today. said he believed
that when the tarln blll is ready for
consideration by the Democratic eau.
Gus next week, cattle, wheat, meats
and Hour very probably Win be on the
free list
lie declined TO say whether tho
change had been made al the instance.
of the president or senators. lie sai,i
that the bill would be considered b.
the senate caucus all next week ana
be reported cut of committee the fol-
lowing week.
Practically without change. the wool
and sugar schedules as they passed
the house are expected TO be recon-
mended late this week 10 the senate
who have had them under consider
alton more than q month.
The free sugar schedule which Sem
ators Ransdeli aud Thornton OF Lou
isiana have fought SO persistently. has
been approved by Senator williams
Subcommittee and the free wool
schedule has been agreed TO by Sena .
tor stones subcommittee. Demo-
cratic leaders say ;hat neither will
be altered by the entire finance COM
mittee and predict that the party eau
Gus will not make a change
Immediately after his conference
with the president. Chairman sim
mons hurried To the capital where the
subcommittee considering the agri-
cultural schedule was waiting.
- am going into the meeting TO
move To put cattle and wheat on the
free list, said Mr.. Simmons. 81 don't
know what the committee will do
abOui a."
The committee then went into ses-
sion behlnd closed doors.
Later II was learned that the pres
ident had decided raw materials
should be free listed as well as their
products. The subcommittee had
left the decision To- him
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
CROPS ~ No DANGER
DECLARE RIcPORTS FROM WEST

Sansat CITY. June a.----General re-
ports from oyer Kansas and Missouri
indicate that early rum0rc OF a grass
hopper plague ana worms were
largely exaggerated Reports from
the western Kansas wheat counties
say practically do damage has been
done by the insects. PaWnee cOun-
~ reports millions os small grass
hoppers." but adds that the number
Is scarcely greater tnan In other
years ana that the damage done is
small
Reports received at the headquar-
ters of the Southwestern Millcrs' as
Rociation al Joplin. Mo. indicate that
crops In southern Kansas and Mis-
souri, are not IN the slightest danger
from grasshoppers. according 10 W.
a. Marshall. secretary OF the assoc
citation.
Reports of an invasion of seven
teen year locusts' have come from
parts of Missouri! and Kansas but Il
II stated these insects have not come
In any alarming number and have
done little damage Cut-worms have
done damage to corn In Ford. Bar
ton. Stafford and Mcpherson conn
ties, Kansas.