Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-02
They Live in New York.


We VIII suppose that her friends
live in New York. So many who live
in smaller towns find they have dear
friends living in New York that the
suppositi0n is not a strain on credu-
lily. The girl wants to see New
York, she viii claim she wants 10
see her friends. She will not recall
but they will. that when they lived
in Spodunk or Kalamazoo she never
cared enough TO see them to make a
siy-hlocks effort.
She writes that she is coming. How
ever, that plan admits Of delay and
failure A better way is to telegraph
and then start before their excuses
for not receiving her can reach her
II she has any reason for knowing
that il is most convenient for them
to meet her on Sunday she must
plan 10 arrive on any Of the six week
days. There is nothing Ike starting
this chase for uupopuarity on the
right foot
Il is quite the proper and graceful
thing for her to let her hostess pay
for sending up her trunk and 10 make
amends for this when II arrives by
taking from Ii an impossible hand
painted chrome or a nickel dish one
has won at a card club and had no
use for presenting n 10 the hostess
with the compliments Of those at
home, The trunk should be larr
home. The trunk should be large
one Of the Noahs Ark size lis spe-
rially recommended for visiting in
New York. where the rooms are so
small "a lat man has TO step outside
to run around,
The girl must provide herself with
an unlimited number Of white dresses
rtFT M Fytl In,
fashion that makes laundress grum-
BILE every minute while at work and
fail 10 show up the next week These
garments must be discarded for the
tub AT the first hint OF soil.
The girl will be taken to all the
show places. and she should have with
her "a list OF all she has ever heard Of
and many that do not exist. and
which she must produce every morn
ms at breakfast with the declaration
that she must see this or that, or the
other or her visit win he spoiled.
When taken on these outings II Is al
ways customary for the guest to hang
back and give her hostess unham-
percd opportunity for paying the car
fare. This Is so important that many
guests who are alert Of foot in rushing
bargain sale have hecn known to
suddenly become almost paralytic
When reaching the foot or the L or
the top Of the subway steps
Another Hint.
II the hostess hasn't an automo-
bile II is quite the proper thing from
the guest point OF view to recall some
one from Spodunk or Kalamazoo who
now lives IN New York who has. and
10 say every hour: IF visited them.
THEY would give me good time"
/ would suggest that the candidate
for unpopularity remain all summer;
that she lie abed I'm the morning.
thereby causing an interruption IN the
household routine That she remem-
her her manners and tell her hostess
twice day not to go TO any trouble
for her and then by hints or open
preferences for certain dishes see that
abe does.
She has come 10 see New York She
must see IL, regardless OF the cost to
her hostess purse, patience or time.
She Will be cordially hated when she
leaves. but viii have seen New York.
In a similar manner and in an equal
degree any girl may gain unpopu-
larity ( she makes herself an uniu-
yited guest anywhere and at any time