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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-06-27
J. N. Badgett Company
Main Street, MaryUille, Tennessee

night with his father w. S. Long
Mrs. Sarah Cupp who has beer
staying at Maryville spent Sunday
with home folks.
Mrs. Lena Taylor and little daugh-
ters Elizabeth and Loretta of Knox
vile are visiting her parents Mr..
and Mrs. J. L. Burchfield.
Misses Mary and Myrtle Simerly
made flying trip to Maryville
Monday.
Mrs. J. L. Burchfield and Mrs.
Lena Taylor spent Monday with
Mrs. J. M. Brewer and daughter
Miss Ethel.
Mrs. Arthur Walker and child
rem spent Saturday night and Sun
day with her mother of Maryville.
Mrs. N. w. Walker and son Sam
spent several days with relatives at
Walland.
Glib Smith was visiting in our
burg Sunday.
Mrs. J. T. Everett made a flying
trip to Ammonia Friday.
Miss Caddie James and brother
Hugh called on Miss Ethel Brewer
Saturday.
Miss Mamie Brown spent Sunday
W it'll home folks.
Miss Maggie Brown spent Sun
day night with her aunt Mrs. ]. L,
Burchfeld.
The people in our community
are getting ready to thrash.
Hello Walland wake up.
The long looked for rain came
Sunday eyening and quite storm
with it.
Mrs. Tom Riddle is visiting her
Jon Jim near Piney Level.
AMr. anl Ms Craig of Knoxville
e callers at TIE home of 5. p. I
ker last Sunday.
nee our last letter we have had
y quiet little wedding Mr..
Hawkins claimed as hi bride
Eva Millsap5. Esq Rule off
We with Others Join in
hem a happy and prosper.
gether.
to TIMES and its many
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-06-27
Wanted Badly

Every Bicycle and Rider in this
County to be in Maryville on July
4th. Be sure to Come aEd Decorate
your Wheel.
r. G. McNutt Hardware Co.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-06-27
Wanted Badly

Every Bicycle and Rider in tn j
County to be in Maryville on July
4th Be sure to Come and Decorate
your Wheel.
r. G McNutt Hardware Co .
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-06-27
DAYS
LII,
Tuesday, July I

Boys ST 90 and 81 so Sample Hats, Tuesday only
Mems $1.25 and 1.5O Work Pants, Tuesday only
SOC Work Shirts, blue only, on Tuesday
Special values in Mems Suits, Tuesday only
So. so Mems OxfOrds, Tuesday only
ST 90 and 81 .25 Ladies Waists Tuesday only
Misses and Children's Dresses, Tuesday only
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-06-27
Forest Hill

Health of community very good.
Cutting W leat and oats seems to
be the order of the day.
Alex Long who had the misfor-
tune to get his leg broke some time
ago is improving which his many
friends are glad to know,
Luther Ownby who has had the
mumps is fast improving.
Will Chamberlain of Friendsville
visited Jake Whitehead and family
Sunday.
J. D. Patty and Dock Myers spent
Sunday evening with D. K. White.
head.
Roy Carpenter and wife and
Luther Ownbv spent Sunday night
with A, P. Carpenter and family.
Robert Carpenter took dinner
with Luther Ownby Sunday.
Prayer meeting at this place is
progressing nicely, Ev, ry body
naaAe1 aaknin the good work.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-06-27

Saturday, July S
Mems and Saturday only $1.47
Mems So Straw Hats, Saturday only LOO
Mems $1.5OS Straw
SO ArtS Squares Ok g. SATURDAY only
GoodB Brown Dome inches wide .O4
MEMS Oc Suspen ders,S Saturday .35
Sewing Machines $500 and $4,000
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

here, arrived a few days since and is
guest at Seaside Inn, as usual.
The Lyric. the new picture show.
opened Tuesday night IN the oyama
Arcade.
Mrs. Delmore has taken charge
Of the Daytona Beach hotel she IS
assisted by her daughter. Miss Title
Delmore.
The date Of the weekly hops at
the Seaside Inn have been changed
from Thursday to Friday evenings
They are very popular with the vii
layers az well as the guests of the
Inn.
Miss Crandall of Boston, has Ia
ken charge of the oyama hotel din
ing room
W. ]. Pearce of Georgetown, Ohio,
is visiting his patents at the Howard
cottage on North Atlantic avenue.
In a collision with another car
Monday afternoon near the Clarendon
Geo. ". Darby's new Ford had a
spring broken and was otherwise
somewhat damaged so that it had to
/ be taken to the garage for repairs.
The two drivers seeing the impact
unavoidable had slowed down their
cars. otherwise a serious accident
must have resulted. AS it was, the
arm of one of the passengers was
/ slightly sprained by the jar.
The young ladies of Daytona Beach
entertained Tuesday evening at the
beach supper and marShmallow roast.
Some 80 friends participated in the
pleasures Of the evening, among
whom were several of Daytona's so
ciety contingent and guests of the
Seaside Inn. A camp fire featured
in the program.
An oyster bake. the first of the sea
son, was greatly enjoyed by the
guests OF the White House last
Thursday. The bake was held on thu
cottage grounds of the hotel. Mrs
j Ayres having an oven constructed fol
that purpose. Fried Spanish mackere
was also served and after dining the
guests were entertained with music
by the children Of the colored Indus
trial school. Daytona.
On Saturday evening. $50, g
special Washington anniversary din
ner was served. each guest beins
presented With a small six flag. Fol
lowing the dinner, cards we're enjoy
ed. six tables being engaged. Boil
functions were carried out with ths
smeotEness and perfection of detail
characteristic Of the the present mar
agement under Mr.. and Mrs. ". F
Ayres
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Alaska.s Two Climates.

Official reports Indicate that the
coast region Of Alaska has much rain
and SNOW. but an equahle temperature.
and that the winter at Sitka Is no
colder than at Washington The snow
fan 1T Valdez has reached sixty feet
AMI the rainfall al Sitka III inches Ia
Il season The Yukon basin. on the
ether hand. has contineuTal climate
very cold in the winter. although the
summe- temperature may reach 90 de
grees +. In the shade. The rainfall Is
small The soil IS permanently frozen
for several yards below the surface
but thin surface layer thaws out
every summer.-Harper's
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Matter ard Force Identical.

Until recently the atom was consid-
cred the indiyisible part of matter. but
advances in radio-activity point to the
fact that the atom is a complex sys-
tenn. consisting OF a positively charged
nucleus around which are grouped nu-
merons negatively charged particles of
infinitesImal dimensions. called cleo
irons. 4 great deal has yet 10 be
learned about the electron. Though re-
garded now IS the unit OF the materia.
universe. it is really nothing but cleo
tricity though it possesses the proper.
ties OF matter-maSs, momentum XII
netic energy and probably weight
Christian Herald
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

In Costa RIGA the beggars are privi-
legged characters on Tuesday-that is.
they are allowed that day OF the week
in which to beg from shop to shop. II
is the custom for business houses TO
prepare for the weekly visit OF the
mendicants and to hand over to them
small coins or articles OF little v:tnie
In some instances where merchandise
is given away the beggars peddle il
about the poorer quarters ond so earn
q few cents apiece.-ArgonauL
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Pride in Saving.

Only well-bred trained people who
are used 10 having things take pride
II saving. They who have never had
breeding or training and have never
been used 70 having anything know
nothing Of saving Most menials and
oeggars and spendthrifts believe
squandering ard big tipping and wide
spending are sign Of big folk; aye,
even Of decency.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
FINE OLD BORROWERS.


&
In book of essays. Americans and
Others Agnes Repplier colies-ts sossse
notable Instances Of a certain r-unstt.
srenSion in borrowers Leigh Hunt
and William Goodwin had fhr trait sis-
,feloped to magnificent proportions
1T would be Interesting u calculate
the amount Of money whirh Hunt
friends and acquaintances contributes
to his support In life Shelley gave hlsn
at one time fl.4oo an ;Imonnt whls1
the poet could i'll SPARE ard when ~
had no more to give wrote In misery 81
spirit 10 Byroa- begging loan for as~
friend and promising TO repay il. "A ~
felt tolerably sure Hunt never would
Byron generous ar irs1- weariess
after time IF his position IN Hunts
commissariat lit WIS Ike pulling a NAN
out of river. he wrote 10 Moore. only
to see him jump in a-sini and coieiiy
withdrew. His withdrawal occasfoard
inconvenience and has been sharply
criticised
As for Goodwin. when his daughter
ran OF with shelley be refused 10 take
Shelley's check for EI.0oo il il were not
made payable 10 4 third person or -sin-
less he could have the money without
the formaiity of an acceptance
Crabb Robinson introduced him one
evening to gentleman named Rough
The next day both Goodwin and Rough
called upon their host. each man ex-
pressing his regard for the other and
each asking Robinson II he thought the
other would be likely person TO lend
him ESQ.
Dr. johnson was more scrupuIous
He paid back f1O after q iapSe n
twenty years and en- bis
deathbed begged Sir Joshua Reynolds
to forgive him trifing loan-- But II
| the matter or borrowed books the csss
was altered johnson cherished :
| dim conviction that because be reae
and Garrick did not the proper plac'
for Garrick's books was on his-lohn
on's-bookshelves. q point which coult
never be settled between the fw'
friends and which came near wreckin
their friendship"
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

II was just thinking said one
weary tramp TO another. with a long.
long journey in front of them. about
bad roads and the wonders Of science.
This earth is spinning round faster'n
a railway train behind time"
We'll. we amt fell of yet"
NO, but think O what convenience
it would be IL we could have some
place to grab on to while the territory
slid under our feet until the place we
wanted to go TO came along."
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
The Turkish Fez

The Turks devotion 10 the fez is
clearly explained by Duckett Ferriman:
The prejudice against the hat rests on
q religious basis. If the ramaz form of
prayer is rightly performed the fore
head must touch the ground The brim
Of a hat or the peak Of a cap would
prevent this"-London Globe.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

There is no occasion . xs-ard with
continual dislike oIe vrho had former
y a mean opinion OF your merits; for
you are never so sure cf permanent
esteem as from the man who once es-
teemed you lightly. aud has corrected
his mistake-if it be q mistake Sir
Arthur Helps
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Rules for Rinht Living.

To be honest in the directest way
and yirtuous by epitome. be firm unto
such principles Of goodness as carry
in themselves volumes of instruction
and may abridge thy labor. So may
We have all in few. and the law and
the prophets IN rule. the sacred writ
In stenography. and the scriptures in
a nut-shell-Sir Thomas Browne.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
voushsu, senefacsion,

A little boy came home with his fst
full Of those small choke cherries and
a pucker al his stained mouth Give
those cherries TO my baby sister" be
said TO his mother. they're no cher
ries for a boy ike me-
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
A Beautiful siuht.

There is no such thing as true friend
ship"
oh. yes, there is. Did you never re-
mark the implicit trust and confidence
existing between two girls who have
known each other for about a week =
Louisville Courier-J ournaL
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
New York and Florida Special. 5

Description Of this popular train de Luxe,
This train consists OF Pullman Irawing
ssDou. state Room. Sleeping. Dining and
IicTf ~ tltSf rva1loD cars, heated BY steam.
-ar1pNed with the new htgE-speed bra keS.
and Is brilliantly lighted throughout by
electricity. special lights being provided
for each eerth. afforGing perfect comfort
in writing or for reading al night.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

- = - dslishtfuI social events
= - veek was : piestc dinner and
- party on the southland. given
- sxhursday By Mr. md Ma John
DuEke Who are occupy ms the Banks
u1n11ence on the river front The
<pmDnny was made up Of eight Or
- krienda Who had the automobile
1Eip 70 Chubb short time ago. The
~ ~ pleasantly spent By the en-
t1Es party
a very pleasant meeting Of the
Ladies Aid Of the Tuurist's church
- Seabreeze was held Feb. -. with
1rs- Cora Powell. at her residence
0randvier avenue. nytona Beach
rpE<y-eight ladies were present and
wore addressed By MIS- Whiting. Of
PekinE. China The speaker told
u ! very interesting way OF the In
dustr1al department Of her girls
school and exhibited specimens q
their handiwork. Ne< DANES whar
Va @no "s1ues enss1 SA1Asa -
- ss<A VOCAL aoe-
Qne Is the plensan;est events n
~ 80 s.1's
@y - xsas
Sne fee - pe4ns m
- g : W.sn nkton ozrtnda'
DnE1y. New and catchy games. musi
1.
- oa1czng Wae e4p{ed Frances
~ uon the pr11e u guessing
1ce cream ana fancy cAke'
- &~Eeo, the cre5m being deco
no1 - small fIaGs.
= 1rlnnt Dfx<kday anniyefsary VA
om3oyo< ~ Hon Ch4o. 7. Cherr1
- I num6of q frieslde IL his yin
~ home q Palmetto avenue, Thurs
~ q lat ueek
/. Geo. ". Knfxht q amending tn
U1nfor With His aunt. Mrs. Malloy o
u1ne<1o avenue
Hiss Edith vandevorde is expec
- to return this week from Man
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Milton,s summinn -

Wise men have said many books
are wearisome: who reads fncessantlv
and 70 his reading brings not a spirit
and Judgment equal or super qr. IN
certain and unsettled stin .~-aains-
deep versed in books. and shallow IN
himself.-Milton.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

: sman party 1T her home. Acadia
VIVA. Friday evening. Three tables
we're set and auction bridge was en-
loved. The guests OF honor were
Hon. John Burke and wife, Delicious
refreshments were served.
NJ. Sargent. whose little son has
been quite i'll for two weeks, joined
his family on Peninsula drive few
DAYS ago, coming in from Chicago
The ladies' Of the library served
tea at Pinehurst Tuesday afternoon
Mr.. and Mrs. Froemke and family
are expected here from Chubb the
last OF this week Their two sons.
who attended the Daytona and Sea-
breeze school last winter. are this
winter In Rollins college, Winter
Park. Fayette belongs to the Rollins
Glee club, and from this place he
win go TO Ormond Saturday to take
part in q musical to be given there
By the Rollins Glee club
Mr. and. Mrs. VIM Rudd and
friends. Dr.. and Mrs. Funk. who have
been at the Manning place, leave to-
day on their return to Cassopolis.
Mich
Kenney & Courtney have sold the
auckland place on North Halifax az
enue, Seabreeze, TO B. B. Hicks, who
is spending the winter in Daytona
Beach The new owner viii have
! possession after the expiration of the
present lease by Mrs Brochhold,
which win be in July
| Kenney & Courtney have also sold
two lots on what Is known az the
! Sarah Lund property on the corner
Of North Peninsula drive and Ear
street to Miss Matte Roberts and
l. z Burdick-
! Mr.. and Mrs A. s. Harroan vii
celebrate their 3oth wedding &nniver
sary at their home on Seabreeze Az
enue Saturday evening
i Mrs. T. A. Branch and Mrs Dais,
!. Dryer have opened dressmakinl
business in the west room of tn
Branch block. Seabreeze avenue.
Ar. McFadden. ST., joined his sol
and family at the Harroun hous
this week
T Ernest Johnson came up from Ney
Smyrna Tuesday TO celebrate hi
2lst birthday with his parents, Nj
and Mrs Geo. P. Johnson ar thei
: home on Seabreeze avenue, at a 81
: o'clock birthday dinner. Mr. and II
: Gene Johnson OF Daytona and a nun
: Der OF friends gathered round ii
| festal board Ernest received hume
Gus useful and handsome present
: and his mother, Mrs Johnson, recei
t ed beautiful gold watch and chat
z from her sons and husband. her biri
: day anniversary falling on the san
2 day.
s Mr.. and Mrs. T. L-Hudson. the az
y Hoosier couple who have spent
= winters in Daytona Beach, viii a
s rive Saturday from Kissimmee
enjoy the remainder of the seasC
is at Ocean Spray. Mr.. Hudson Gel
l., brated his 95th anniversary the Ii
a. OF this month.
John Brown, of Chicago, a pop
d lar winter tourist, who is well knol
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Very Likely.

Cousin Silas treading GIT says IN
this here paper thar flea kin jump
2.oo0 times its own length. Uncle
Heck-~Thats probably Why We never
hear Of a flea getting run ever By q
motor car-Puck
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

BARGAIN = Before leaving for
north will sell Thomas car. absolute
bargain, or exchange for improved
real estate. Call at 81 n. Ridge
wood. 1856
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

Knicker-ls Jones smart enough to
set the river adreE Bocker-No. but az
IS smart enough not to get up to build
the IRE himself-New York sun.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

a mouse is afraid of a man, a man
Is afraid OF woman, a woman In
AFRAID OF mouse-and there you are.
Chicago News.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Fla. and West Indian Limite Inc. 81

Carrying Through FREE Reclining
Coach Chair Cars, Electric Lighted
Pullman Drawing Room Sleeping Cars.
Dining Cars. Jacksonville TO New York
Local ParIoF Car Jacksonville TO Augusta.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

When men strive for pests OF trust,
hey must be somewhat pestIike them
selves. and stand steaty-Herbers
Kaufman.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

When men are friends there Il no
need of justice. but when they are just
they still need neutrality-suspicious..
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Grim Anrnr

Hokus-l win tell you. Al operation
for appendicitis Is no joke. 2okus-No.
but il it were II would be a sidespiit-
ting one.-Life.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Palmetto Lirnited.No. IS.


DAILY. Carrying through Coaches
Electric Lighted Pullman Drawing
Room SIeepers. Dining Cars. Jackson
Vile to New York
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

sndI orEaE wrte
A. W. FRETOT. w.. TseE Ag.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
Coast Line Florida Nal No. 80.

Carrying Through Coaches and Elee.
tric-Lighted Drawing Room sleeping
Cars. Jacksonville 10 New York
stops at Meal stations.
Leeai Sleeper Jacksonville TO Savannah
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
% IS Ne,Nsnanzn.

Vt FIIsL NSNspapGT.
ne nrst American newspaper was
published in 1704 and to 17SS there
were Is published. 16 Of which were
conducted by women and IL OF which
were the firm champions Of liberty
and equal rights.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
DIXIE LIMITED.

solid train. composed OF
composite car. Sc ctf0 n
drawing room sleeping car,
observation compartment
car and dining car between
Jacksonvilie and Chicago,
and section drawing room
sleeping car between jack
sonvilse and ST. Louis Also
section drawing TO o N
sleeping ear hetwsens Palm
Beach and Chica2
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28

Solid trHin- cx3zupo6fd r.
electric lighted f1rnu&4
r0ou Pullman SIeer11
cars and coaches bef1e<S
jacksonville ard G1n<1n
NATL and Jacksonville
i eussvflle and InfIzannra-
lis. through sleeping c1lr
5efween Jackkcnvllze ~
I Ciexeiz nd; also Fullmn1
] sleeping car between Jaef-
sonyfEIs and Grand Rnn16s
| On Wednesdays Fridar9
and sundays Of each wefk
/ Dining car service bezwren
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-28
TO THE WEST
VIA
Seminole Limited

Lv Jacksonville. Fla, AC.L. s:o9pm
Lv Waycross. Ca A.C.L. :. 1I:10 pm
Lv Triton. Co., A-C.LA -. Ills am
Ar Albany, Ca. A.CL. -. 2:4e am
Ar Americas. Ca. C. OF Ga. 1855 am
Ar Columbus, Ca. C. OF Ga. So am
Ar Opelika. Ala. C. OF Ga 1880 am
Ar Birmingham. Ala. Cot Ga 1906 pm
Ar Jackson, Tenn, L C. :. T:46 pm
Ar Fulton, KY. L c. ...... s:s5 pm
Ar Cairo. Ill, I. c. -..... 1907 pm
Ar Carbondale. H.. l. C. :. 1913 am
Ar St. Louis. Mo-. l. C. -. 7:o5 am
Ar Centralia, H., L C. ...... 1:4s am
Ar Nation, H., L c. -. $3.50 am
Ar Champaign, H.. l. C. ;. ASS am
Ar kankakee. H.. 1. C. -. $40 am
Ar Chicago. H.. 1. c. 49,. 1850 am
The Huttig news., 1913-03-22
RUSE TO CATCH DESERTERS
Pawnbrokers, in League With Military Authorities, Bring Disaster on
 Many Cuiprits.

To prove a man a deserter from the army is often difficult task, for if a policeman were to take action before he was sure of his man, and the man afterwards proved to be an ordinary citizen, there would be trouble in store for that policeman. As a con sequence of this the ruses which are sometimes adopted to catch deserters are often very ingenious.
 When soldier deserts from the army he naturally seeks work of some kind, and with this object in view he scans the advertisements in the pa pers. This fact is well-known to the authorities, and hundreds of deserters have been caught by the following trick:
 An advertisement is inserted in the newspapers by some pawnbroker who is in league with the police. The ad- yertisement states that generous terms are offered for the purchase of military uniforms or boots. These are generally the only articles of military attire which a deserter retains and he is usually attracted by the opportuni- ty of disposing of them He answers the advertisement, the pawnbroker gives particulars to the police. and within few days the deserter proba- bly, finds himself in the charge of a military escort.
The Huttig news., 1913-03-22
Gun Without Bullets.

The bulletless gun has at last made its appearance It is a German in- vention. and instead of bullets it shoots gas which temporarily blinds and chokes the victim.
 The cartridge used contains several ingredients, which, when exploded, combine to form a vapor of pe- culiar character The gun itself diff fers very little in appearance and mechanism from the ordinary double action revolver. It holds five cart ridges.
 The shotless gun is intended princi- pally for the protection of tourists, commercial travellers, doctors, cyclists, automobilists. bank officials, postmen. wstehmen and policemen. No one wants to kill a criminal unless it is absolutely necessary for ones own preservation. and this invention is in tended to make such course unneces- sary.
The Huttig news., 1913-03-22
Obvious.

When Sir Wilfrid Laurier was pre- mier of Canada, couple of years ago, and R L. Borden, the present premier, ~was leader of the always active "op- position" in the house of commons. the two famous men sat on either side of the toastmaster at a press gallery banquet in Ottawa. The toastmaster was plainly fused when he got up to start the speechmaking.
 T am between the leader of the gov ernment and the leader of the oppo- sitio~." he said with a smile, and I confess I don't know which is the deep sea-
 q can easily inform the. toastmas. ter which is the devil" interrupted the premier
The Huttig news., 1913-03-22
Bath Somewhat Too Warm.

One November there was an earth quake in Montana, and, although fl did not Change the face of nature, if did other strange things. A number of rheumatic persons, some of whom were bedriddan, were cured, and a deaf mute recovered hearing and speech. In several cases it increased the temperature of springs to mark ed degree.
 More than one cold spring was turn ed into warm one, and one spring that gave forth water at a tempera- ture of ninety degrees, surprised the proprietor unpleasantly
 He plunged in for a bath, and came out again in short order, half-boiled- and no wonder. since the thermome- ter showed that the temperature in the water had risen to one hundred and twenty degrees.