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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-02-03
Happiness.

Those who have the most Of happi-
ness think the least about H. But In
thinking about and In doing their duty
happiness comes-because the heart
and mind are occupied with earnest
thought that touches at thousand
points the beautiful and sublime rea!i-
ties OF the uniyerse.-Thackeray.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-02-03
Tombstone 20 q Barometer.

Upton, near Peterborough, one OF
the smallest parishes in England.
numbering only fourteen houses, pos
sesses mysterious mbstone OF
black marble, which emits a damp
ooze in patches when It is about to
rain. 1t is regarded In tho village as
an infallible barometer.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-02-03
Stop and read the Want Ads.
ShEIOST HER HAIR.

But she found It again. That Is the
good part of the story. 1t cost her a lot
Of pride to lose it, and just dollar to
find it. You see, the dollar is the price
of bottle of Halls Hair Renewer. No
coloring Of the hair. First of all, she
talked it over with her doctor. This
gave her confidence to go ahead.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-02-03
Dr.. Hino's New Discovery.

Soothes irritated throat and lungs,
stops chronic and hacking cough, re-
lieyes tickling throat, tastes nice.
Take no other; once used. always
used. Buy il at Ringer Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-02-03
An Omen Contract.

Dyer-Had your appendix removed
yet?
Ryer-No, but have several physi-
slams estimating on the job.-Life.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-01

~ was late in the season, when
)uze lovely-woman appeared upon the
scene. The Modern-Apollo was be-
coming weary of his many flirtations.
Even looking handsme, and saying:
"Aw," was losing it's charm He was
in fact, quite insufferably bored, and
growing too languid, even, for love-
making! The Lovely-woman dawned
upon him by gas-light, at the ball.
That was the beginning. She was
quite ''uncommonly thoroughbred,
don't cher know?" and she hung upon
his arms, and his words, and used her
eyes and her dazzling smile--for the
rest of the season!
1t was all quite natural to the
Modern-Apollo. All the girls did that.
He was so tewibly fascinating. deah
boy!'
He had done this some thing 20
times a season. He had done 1t care
lessly, or eagerly, or gayly, or soberly,
or passionately, or masterfully-any
way to suit the subject-but he had
never before done it in earnest!
The Modern-Apollo thought 1t over
one night in his room. He had de-
clined a most select punch party for
that purpose! The fellows winked and
said he was hard hit!"
The Modern.Apollo heard, and his
resolve strengthened. He pitied the
other men, sincerely, but they could
not all expect to have a glossy beard
and q melting glance!
When his mind was made up, he
became more devoted than ever, and
the Lovely-woman seemed to enjoy It
At least she was the gayest OF the
gay, and always ready for moonlight
row, or a daylight walk or ride, or
best of all, twilight tete-a-tete. Tit
shadows which semi-gloom gave tt
her eyes were simply intoxicating. i
took all the Modern-Apollos long
practice and experience not to voice
his love, on occasions like this; bu
he succeeded manfully.
I The season waned. and the Love
ly-woman seemed lovelier than ever
II There was ball at the hotel
There was q crush, or, as the fellow
said a jam" "Everybody"-compre
hensive term-was there, and Sc
body" was elegantly arr ~
Modern-Apollo was in q ~
hilaration.
. IL Was no hard
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-01

cluded nook, on a balcony. The Love-
ly-woman had fondness for nooks-
especially balconies! The music was
quite meltins-and SO was she! The
orchestra played Come to Me, Love,
in the Cleaning" and the Modern
Apollo murmured that 1t was appro-
pirate, and-several things.
The Lovely-woman listened coldly,
even drew away from him, with a
dignified gesture. He grew frightened!
He went down upon his knees!
There was a step nearby, and the
Lovely-woman sprang up eagerly:
"Oh, such a mistake!" she cried.
How it could have happened! So
sorry!"
Approaching, was a bald-headed
man with military mustache and a
distinguished air. She took step to-
ward this individual.
What an opportune arrival! AL
low me--my husband, the colonel
Just came down today"
The Lovely-woman tucked her hand
confdingly into the arm of the new
conner That parsonage bowed with a
condescension that was maddening.
The Modern-Apollo made them a
sweeping salute.
Most happy-pon my world" said
he.
He walked away with dignity, but
all too slowly! lie heard the distin'
gushed person murmur a question,
AID the voice of the Lovely-woman
noated back tremendously, as she
! moved of.
so glad you rescued me! Thought
was a widow. :! | do believe the
| idiot was trying to propose!"
The Moden-Apollo sought the ball
room. and offered himself to, and was
accepted by five of the pretty dears,
in the next hour!
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-01
heath IS DUE 70 EKs
.< circus Elephant Too .s'o1
tor Nerves Of Horse A'''1
Exhausted.

horse attached to . n uusS' Main
Iby Sam Brown, a No aaad A fol.
street merchant, dropped o a,aonant
lowing T flight when circus e''l
, nassed along the streets: vo,.v
3rown went before Squire n. NO one
and cot out an attachment asa.nSr m ont
anu al th sos shows zebras. The instrument mSarI
W vas served by deputy IRON n1 o,t
news court and the parade "en'
minus one zebra. -, sna1,v set
Managers of the circus circus I hv paving
t,ad matters with Brown "
him for the horse. Union AMI.
1T It was late one afternoon % Saen a m.
mails from the show ha a. O. train to
, ,l,aiI and walked from the Tram =
the grounds. s..ndins near
Brown had the buggy stano, Ia;d INC no
necatur street His morse p1 hanch.
a n. to the camels, the nu ',as.t
hack oxen or other classes OF w wnas
circus Carn men call hay animals 'ne'
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-01

If you are sufficiently talented look
in your glass. comb your hair and
! old a candle in one hand, all at once.
You must be alone. too. If lucky,
youll see your true loves face over
your shoulder.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-01
POTATO AND
VEGETABLE UNN

Regular meeting at 1880 p, N,
citv Hall Council chamber Dec.
Rring your money for seed order.
az .o5 per bag. Afiliation with Fl,
ida Growers and Shippers League
come before meeting.
W. W. IVERSEN,
Secretary
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-01
Pleasures of the Rich,

"Mrs. Van Million is back from Eu-
rope"
what is she so tickied about?"
Seems she Struggled in two pack.
ages of foreign cigarettes"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-01
out causing II 70 ra,,.

~ y there came out Of q Al.
PI giant elephant. lts NJ
Of Z I, and when its dr'N
was just the least bit to l,alsI
spear ire came a noise like a N
mina lown a rain barrel y
yeAln hSlse reared on its hind M
Br :. uunged forward and then !,
y There was a kick or two tSy
over {, I'D the animal was dead.-Ns1l
II ~, 90 lreLa.) Dispatch to the MI
York SUI
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-01

tim les or more, IN
as many different
waNs--but he had
newer before done
it 1 q earnest. That
waa } the differ
enc 70!
I 'he Modern
APP ollo was what
he called stun
MI ne, don't cher
XII low," and he
W bre patent leath-
81 + shoes, and a
= magnificent beard.
The fellows said
he was too
deucedly good4
! looking!" and the
girls called him
too sweet for
anything!" The
Modern-A p Of l O
thought them all
the most delight
fully observing
people!
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-01
20, SUCH A MISTAKE
By MILDRED GRAHAM.

It all began by the Modern-Apollo
railing in love- He had done it so
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
KISSING IN PARK UPHELD.
Small BOYS Who Interrupt Are Mean,
Philadelphia Court Rules.

Philadelphia, July 24.-The annoy
ing of sweethearts will be stopped
and Philadelphia will have in Fair.
mount park the greatest spooning
ground in the world. And, in his
efforts to put Paramount park on the
map Of paradise, Captain Duncan,
chief of the park guard, will have the
cooperation of the city magistrates,
as an incident showed.
Magistrate Morris in whose court
Two boys We're arraigned on charges
II having "dogged" or annoyed cou-
pies in Paramount park, took the
same view as Captain Duncan.
"I'm against flirting or misconduct
in the park" said Captain Duncan,
@but am not going to see real lovers
annoyed or abused. The shady hooks
and quiet spots in the park offer ideal
places for love making, and as long
as young persons d" not overstep the
bounds of propriety am going 10
encourage making the park the
worlds best spooning place,
"This business of frightening sweet
hearts just when they are engaged in
Kissing is the meanest trick l know
a."
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
Rates wifi Not Be
Changed Immediately
PASSENGER TARIFF TO TWIN CIT.
les SAME AS HERETOFORE
FOR PRESENT.

For at a least few weeks, passen
gers between Valley City and Mime
sofa points will have to stop off II
Moorhead long enough to buy tickets
there, if they wish to take advantage
of the new tariff rates just put into
effect by the Northern Pacific rail
road.
The old rate to the Twin Cities from
Valley City was $S.45, and by pur'
chasing local ticket to Moorhead
and from there another for the bal
ance of the trip, s210 can be saved.
For the present this will cause con-
siderable annoyance to travellers,
but officials of the road state that
new tariff schedules are being pre-
pared as rapidly as possible, and that
they will be put into effect in about
three weeks.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
AShtabuIa Forms
Social Center Club
STUDY COURSE REPRESENTA-.
TIVE SPEAKS LAST NIGHT
AND ENTHUSIASTIC MEET
., ING HELD.
lErom THURSDAYS Daily.l

| (FfOm thursday Dduy'(
The capacity Of the Ashtabula
school house was taxed to the limit
last night to hold the crowd which
gathered to organize the Study Club
or social centre, under the direction
OF F. E. Osborne, manager of this
branch of the work of the Chautauqua
Assembly.
Following an explanation Of the
purpose Of the club work, by Mr.. Os.
borne, illustrated with stereopticon
views, a general discussion was held,
regarding the formation Of Study
Club
After some arguments for and
against, it was decided to add to the
officers of the literary club already
organized, and combine the two clubs.
An advisory board of five members
was named, and in the future regular
social and educational meetings will
be held.
Walter Emery, S. j. Noxen, Mrs.
Fred Lang, Mrs. A. H. Anderson and
Mrs John Koch, were elected mem
bers of the advisory board.
The president of the club is Miss
Viola Emery, and the secretary Mr..
George Anderson.
Mr.. Osborne, who returned this
morning from Ashtabula, says that
this neighborhood will have in the
near future, one Of the best social
centres in the county. The next
meeting will be held at the school
house July 80, at eight o'clock.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
Dakota Dogs will
Get Late Start in
Training for Meet

Towner, N. D., July 24.-Profession.
al dog trainers cannot work in this
state earlier than Aug. Is. Represen-
natives of the American field trial
clubs took the matter up with the
North Dakota Game and Fish board,
hoping to get the lid raised sufficient
y early to permit dogs to be trained
Aug. l.
The all.American field trials are to
be run off here Sept 2. 1t was con-
tended that it was not possible to
condition and acclimate the dogs from
Aug. IS and have them in the best
condition by Sept. 2. A number of
the professionals from the eastern
and southern states are now training
in Manitoba, which permits dogs
afield after July Is. The dogs will be
brought here the latter half of Au-
gust.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
HIGH DEATH RATE CHARGED.
Bismarck Physician Files Complaint
AGAINST N. D. Board Of Health.

Bismarck, n D.. July 24.-The
charge that the North Dakota board
of health has failed during the past
six years to properly perform it's du'
ties is made by Dr.. F. B. Smyth, COM
missioner of public health of Bis
marck, and in letter to Attorney
General Miller, president Of the board
of health, he voices his complaint.
He contends that North Dakota cit
les have an exceptionally high death
rate, and that such excessive death
rate is due to improper law enforce
ment.
DR.. J. Grassick of Grand Forks,
former secretary of the board OF
health, denies that the death rate is
higher, contending that it is about the
average, and that figures indicating
high rates include the deaths OF non
residents brought to the cities for
treatment in hispitals.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
Congressman Young
Praises Treaty
PACT OF 1918 FOR DISARMAMENT
ON GREAT LAKES STILL
IN FORCE.

AS an aftermath of the celebration
of the Perry victory at Put-in-Bay, on
Lake Erie, Representative Young of
North Dakota delivered a short speech
in the house in which he praised the
Rush Bagot treaty of 1918, providing
for disarmament of the Great Lakes.
Mr.. Young declared that despite the
simple method prescribed for it's an
nulment, 1T had remained in force for
almost a century, had been bless
ing to the people of two great nations
and powerful argument for disar.
mament the world over.
Those who favor naval disarma-
ment by international agreement will
find here the greatest practical illus
tration of the wisdom of that policy"
continued Mr.. Young: For almost
century cities and towns have been
permitted to grow up around the
Great Lakes, the inland seas, with
out the least fear of destruction by
a naval force Think Of great cities
like Chicago, Detroit, Toronto and
Montreal without the investment of a
single dollar for land defense, either
in men or forts. Think of what it has
meant to business and the peaceful
pursuits OF these two great countries"
Mr.. Young had the diplomatic notes
exchanged by Rush and Bagot insert
ed in the record.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
Making RECORD Trlp
Around the World

St, Paul, July 30.-(Special to the
Times-Record.)-J Henry Mears,
representative of the New York Sun,
who is endeavoring to beat the around
the world record of thirty.one days, is
making good.
A critical connection in the sched-
ule was at Yokohama, where he
caught the steamer Empress Of Rus.
STA and started across the Pacific
Ocean July oath at p. m. He is
due at Victoria Saturday. A private
yacht will meet him at quarantine and
rush him to Seattle, where he will en-.
deavor to catch Northern Pacific train
No. on Aug. End, which will be held
few hours if necessary.
He should pass through Valley City
Monday, Aug. 4th.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
Another Providence
Seeded from China

Pekin, July 30.-The province of
Human seeded from the Pekin gov
eminent on July Is, according to a
consular report just received.
The strength Of the Human forces
at present on the border of the prov
ince Of Hupeh is variously reported
from 1000 to 5000 men, 1t is impos.
stble to draw the border line between
the rebellious and loyal provinces, for
many. cities in the rebel provinces de-
clare themselves loyal and some cities
in loyal provinces have gone over to
the rebels.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
Auto Accident Be-
tween Nome and fj0Qd|

What might have resulted in ser.
ious accident happened Monday night
between Nome and Nngal when a
double buggy filed with young people
collided with the automobile Of Anton
Holland. 1t was just at dusk and the
driver of the rig thinking it was two
oncoming motor cycles, steered into
the center Of the road. The front OF
the buggy was completely demolished,
the occupants were thrown out No
one was seriously hurt but all were
scratched and bruised.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31
lost Big Dakota
Farm In a SwlndIe
BILL OF SALE FOR HORSES IN
ARIZONA PROVED TO BE
WORTHLESS.

Hettinger, N. D., July 1910 alb
solutely lose section of land valued
at several thousand dollars as re-
suit Of trade with parties who are
clever dealers, was the experience Of
H. B. Halvorson of this city. In re-
turn for his land he was given bill
of sale for 200 horses which he was
to gather on the range in Coconino
county Arizona. This he has found
he is unable to do, consequently he
has lost his whole section of land.
Halvorson went to Minneapolis
where he traded half a section of
land for 100 head of horses which he
intended to ship to Miles City. He
then went to Des Moines where he
made similar deal for another herd.
When he arrived in Arizona he was
told that his bill of sale was worth.
less as it was doubtful If these horses
were in that country. He also found
that it would be impossible to round
up his herd because of the mountain
GUS country, as others who had been
similarly swindled ahead Of him had
failed in that attempt
Halvorson gathered considerable
evidence while he was in Arizona and
expects to prosecute the swindlers.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31

An emigrant named Moe from
Granite Falls, Mimi, was murdered
at Keldon, S. P. last week. He had
lust arrived with his brother in a car
and it is thought that he was killed
for his money. .......
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31

Mr.. and Mrs. C. K. Otto accompan.
led by the Misses Jean Smith, Mae
Stewart and Mrs. T. K. Jones autoed
down to Fargo today and took in the
Barnum & Bailey circus.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31

w. A. Stickley, of the Bismarck
Tribune, visited last night in the city
the guest Of his sister, Mrs Allie JET
ferS.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31

Mr.. and Mrs. William Laughlin are
expected in the city this evening
from Milbank, S. D., and will spend
several days the guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs o. A. Laughlin. Mr.. and Mrs.
Laughlin, who were married about a
month ago, are returning from their
honeymoon trip in the east.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31

Miss Eva Bailey left Tuesday for
Backus, Mimi, where she will spend
several weeks visiting her brother,
Ralph, and other relatives. Miss Bal
ley will also visit friends and relatives
in Brainerd and Lisbon before her re-
turn.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31

Mrs. Frank Taylor of Leal, is the
guest of friends here today.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31

Tho Tlmes-Recoro mas huii line Of
carbon paper. Phone your order.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31

Times Record Want Ads. bring res,i!ts.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-07-31

Times-R Record Want Ads. bring results.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-03

Services were held in San Antonio
Hall last evening in celebration of the
second day OF the Jewish new year.
at which time there were a number
of addresses and prayers for depart.
ed relatives. Among the speakers
was J. Weinberg. who told of the re-
lation of the Jewish nation to the
national flag, and OF the influence of
the Hebrews throughout the world.
Acting Rabbi Benn delivered the clos
ing address. explaining the Jewish
horn and Shufor and telling of the
origin Of the Lewis and the Cohens.
A service was held in the hall this
morning. and another is scheduled for
this evening.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-03

According to chart compiled by
F.. G. Hummel, manager of the Mutual
Telephone Company, Is per cent Of
the Asiatic residents in Honolulu use
the telephone, while they. comprise AZ
per cent of the users in the entire ters
ritory. At the end of 1910 there were
$3.50 telephones in operation on Oahu,
and today this number has been in
creased to- 470S. The automatic tele-
phone prevails throughout. being in
troduced here In 1910, al. which time
1900 were installed. \ It is interesting
to note that the Chinese seem more
in favor Of the use Of the telephone
than do the other nationalitie The
number, of telephone subscribers was
increased by S31 in 1911. and 677, in
1912. The first eight months of 1913
saw $50 new phones installed. and ii
is expected that this number VIII be
greatly increased by the end of No,
vember. Besides telephones, the COM
pany has installed $50 electric clocks
in business houses and residences
during the past few months.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-03
Nlorllill6,onp
HIAM1E

Oahu Sugar and onomea were the
only stocks dealt in here during the
last "a hours. Both Of these small
sales were made between boards and
reported this morning at the Stock
and Bond Exchange
New prices were not made In either
Eof the stocks. Oahu remained at
IL so and Onolnea at II. so. Sixty
five shares Of the former stock v ere
sold and ten Of the, latter As COM
pared with other days of the week, to-
days market was considerably duller.