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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
ALIBi PERFECT.

And you say you are innocent o. the
charge of stealing a rooster from Mr..
Jones?" asked an Arkansas judge of a
meek-looking prisoner
Yes, sir; and can prove it."
How can you prove it,"
i can prove that | didn't steal Mr..
J"pes' rooster, judge. because l stole
two hens from Mr. Graston the same
night, and Jones lives five miles from
Grastons"
The proof is conclusive" said tho
judge. Discharge the prisoner. Ma
tional Food Magazine
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Little Hint,

A little girl came down to dessert
at a dinner party and sat next to
her mother This lady was occupied
in talking to her neighbors and omit
ted to give the child anything. After
some time the little girl unable to
bear it any longer, with sobs rising
in her throat, held UP her plate and
said: Does anybody want clean
plate ,"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Parochiai Creatures.

Women who lived merely womanish
lives without knowledge of and com
radeship with men, seemed to her linn
tied and parochial creatures. She was
impatient of her sex, and the narrow
ness of her sex's sphere She dream
ed of broadly human, practical, dis
interested relation between men and
women, based on the actual work of
the world; its social, artistic, intellec-
tual work; all that has made civiliza-
uon.-Mrs. Humphrey Ward in The
Mating OF Lydia"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Coming to a Halt.

Two Irishmen were among a class
that was being drilled in marching
tactics. One was new at the business.
and turning to his companion asked
him the meaning of the command
Haiti"
Why" said Mike, when he says
Halt you just bring the foot that's
on the ground to the side av the foot
that's in the air, an remain motion
less"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Measles.

Measles is very common with small
pigs. Since it is a contagion it spreads
very rapidly when once there is an
outbreak in the herd. Some Of its
more common symptoms are coughing
and sneezing. The eyes are red and
watery and there is generally dis
charge from the nose. The appetite
is generally impaired and there is a
desire to remain in the nest or bed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Real Democracy.

Lycurgus, the Lacedaemonian,
Drought long hair into fashion among
MS countrymen, saying that it rem
iered those that were handsome more
beautiful and those that were de-
formed more terrible To one that
advised him to set, up a democracy in
Sparta. Pray" said Lycurgus, do you
first set up a democracy in your
house "-PIutarch 45(?)-120(?).
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
And James Went.

The teacher was trying to break
James of saying, Il have went" butt
the task seemed hopeless. So, as a,
last resort, she had him stay after.
school and write twenty times on thei
blackboard, Il have gone home"
While the child was occupied thes
teacher left the room, and was still
absent when James finished the task;
And to acquaint her with the fact hs
wrote:
Dear Teach nave wrote whas
you told me, and have went home. -
National Food Magazine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Prisoner Attached - De. mio

A great cruelty has been perpetrat
ed on prisoner By the British gov
eminent. He was removed from one
prison TO another, and at his second
abode was not allowed to keep his net
mice. When he parted with them
strong men turned away their heads,
so affecting was the scene And the
prison commissioner who witnessed
1t promised him that he would see that
the mice were taken care of. and is
said TO have been as good as his
word.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
A Clear Case.

Clarenee-As | undahstand it. me
boy, old Gotrox first told you that you
could have his daughter, and then
went back on his word?
Willy-That's just bout tn size of
it, bah jove,
Clarence-Then, deuce take it, old
chap, I should just sue him for non
support, that's aIl!-Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Insult Added to Injury.

Well, did ne pay you?" asked the
wife OF dentist who had been to col
Iect a bill for full set Of false teeth
that he had made for a man almost a
year before.
Pay mel" growled the dentist
Not only did he refuse to pay me,
but he actually had the effrontery to
gnash az me-with my teeth"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Raise Corn Yield.

The possibility of doubling the acre
yield of corn has been demonstrated
in many and remote sections of the
United States. A persistent loyal ad-
herence of all corn-improvement
workers to the motto Fewer acres
and more corn to the acre" is certain
TO gradually raise the average yield
of county, state and nation
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Defending Him.

Daughter" called the father from
his position at the top of the stairs at
the wellknown hour of 11:55 p. m,
doesn't that young man know how to
say goodnight"
Does he?" echoed the young lady
in the darkened hall; well. I should
say he es."-Ladies' Home Journal
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Not Enfireiv

Have you lived here all your life?~
asked a drummer of a lean, lantern
iawed Tennessee mountaineer, who
stood idly leaning against rail fence
The mountaineer shifted his weight
from one foot to the other and replied,
Not educational Monthly
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Practical Illustration for the Harness
Room,

flooring, ist stripped over all cracks
that would admit the least bit of
dirt
The harness room should be just
large enough to accommodate the har-
ness, whips, lap covers, etc, just that
part of the farm equipment that is
used in Harvesting the teams. If
made larger, there will be an accum-
uIation of variety of things, such
as empty kegs, barrels, boxes and
other things too numerous to men
ton
Having a good room for the har.
ness is not all in caring for the har-
ness. 1t should be washed and oiled
regularly,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Crop Rotation Control Insects.

TIE succession of the same or sim
proved disastrous in more ways than
one by the reduction of soil fertility.
Its encouragement of the increase Of
insects and fungi has become notori-
Gus.
The corn root worm, boil worm,
Hessian fly and many other pests are
mere or less afflicted by crop rota-
ton, and their control by this method
should be carefully studied
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Toward the Riqht.

l ind the great thing in this world
is, not so much where we stand as in
what direction we are moving To
reach the port of heaven we must sail
sometimes with the wind and some
times against it-but we must sail
and not drift nor lie at anchor.-OIiv-
er Wendell Holmes.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21

This simple blouse has tWo poss
bilities, either it may be made witt
body and long sleeves in one or with
drop shoulder and short sleeves. The
the back. Lawn, Bingham, wolfe.
bat1ste, etc, are suitable for this
waist which may also be made of
plain lawn for an underslip.
The waist pattern (6302) is cut in
sizes 81 to AZ inches bust measure.
Medium size requires ia yards Of Sc
inch material
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
TO Pattern Department" of this paper.
sure to give size and number Of pattern.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Sorry He Spoke,

Scientists state that seafaring
people should always keep chocolate
handy" remarked the pedantic youth
Chocolate contains many heat units.
and is valuable In time of emergency"
How nice, responded the girl
Better take a two-pound box when
we go rowing this afternoon"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
BREAKING II Gently.

A young man, an only son, married
against the wishes Of his parents.
A short time afterward, in telling a
friend how to break the news to them,
he said:
Tell them first l am dead; and
then gently work up to the climax. -
Ltppincott's.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Needless ExDepss

Father" asked the girl who was
going to marry poor man. do You
think | ought to take a course in
household economics? They offer a
lovely one at Briny Moore for $500.
No" replied pater grimly. You will
get one for nothing after you are mar
Eied, Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Discussed.

Did you dance any at the party,
Mamie?"
mo, but l had such compliment
from one of the gentlemen. He told
somebody l made such a nice mural
decoration"
And you never knew he was call
ing you a wallfower?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Third Generation

Fifty years ago her grandfather
came over in the steerage with AZ
pack on his back"
We'll what of it?"
Nothing, except this paper / ann
reading says she departed for Europe
this morning with AZ steamer trunks.
three maids and tickets calling for
the white-and-gold suite"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Virtues Reward.

Her Doting Pal thought you'd be
more pleased with your commence
ment gown, when it cost so much
money, Marjorie?
Marjorie-"Why, papa, l won't get
half as much attention as the girl
who made her own dress at a cost Of
S2.50.-Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
GOOD Z q |
JOKES I -
No Job for Him.

No Job for Him.
The spring had brought out the
usual crop of listless wanderers.
Want help, do your" said the pros
porous looking party who had been ap-
piled to for assistance by one of these.
You're husky looking beggar.
must say. Why don't you work.
MY business amt any good at dis
season." said Dusty.
What is Your business" said the
prosperous looking party.
I'm a professional tobogganist,
said Dusty.-Harper's Weekly.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Between Harriet and MOL.

Between Harriet and MoIi.
"Cholly kissed me, and screamed"
Then what?"
He kissed me second time, and l
hollerd again"
Then what?"
"Cholly said, you're attractin' at
tentioD 20 yourself and then he kiss
ed NE again
There's few knows what a girls
got to go up against with some OF
these persistent fellers"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Results.

"Ruggles," asked his friend RAM
age, didn't you swear off from smok-
ing few months ago."
Yes; on New Years day"
difference?"
20, yes-Pye gained six pounds In
weight and lost the friendship of sig
cigar dealers"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Fall Into Creek Is Fatal,

Glenwood City.-The young son OF
Supervisor De Smith of the town of
Glenwood, fell from a bridge over
Sand Creek, and, striking his head on
the rock bed, sustained injuries from
which he died.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
EIeeino the Storm,

Il think I'd better go home to moth
er for while"
Anything serious impending?"
Well, yes. My husband is going
to take an afternoon of and dye his
straw hat"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
SriNnYfFe DrobIep1e

Much energy is not utilized. There
ought to be some way OF conserving
the rays Of the sun"
Yes; and look at all the energy
that goes to waste in chewing gum.
II we could only harness the gum
chewers, eh?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
It's Mefcht Saved Z Piann

Notice found by proprietor. left on
grand piano by burglars who had
looted a house: I'VE he'd to leave the
piano. How did you get it in-on the
1nstallment plan or did you build the
hoGse around itf~-Lifa-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Would Get Better INSIGHT.

Crawford can Judge a mans
character by the way he acts when he
has a tooth pulled" Crabshaw-tTd
very much rather size him up by the
way he goes on when he has his leg
pulled Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Moyjnd Sions.

YEAST see in Lyons, France, all
perambulating signs are subject to the
traffic regulations.
Crimsonbeak-Do you suppose that
applies to the man with the red nose
as well?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
To Burn Rubbish Economically

If you will take the trouble TO class
lily your rubbish or waste material,
and burn it accordingly. you can save
a pretty penny on your fuel bill Burn
ing rubbish indiscriminately is not eco
nomical at all.-Power.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Oriuin of Strawberry.

\ great many people are under the
impression that our garden straw
berry is of European origin. Not So;
it has been proven that it is derived
from the Chilean berry which is ma
tive to the Pacific coast.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
INGREDIENTS for hanniness

You who want happiness must make
it, and YOU shall find that in the main
it is compounded of peace. patience
and goodwiu.-Mrs. 4. Siedgwick-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
The Sinhta.

did you see the sights at the sea-
shore?" asked one girl.
NO" answered the other 81 went
into the water. I was one of them
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Chicago. Aug. Is, 1913

Cattle-Beeves, s.i509.2O; stooKers
and feeders, 5.4O@775; COWS and heif-
ers, 3.65@850; calves, 8.00@11.25.
Hogs-Light, S9O@9.35; heavy, 7.S0
$500; rough. 780@8.OO; pigs, ALSO
$50.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Crops for Orchards,

Don't plant small fruits or bushes
between the trees in the orchard.
They soon become a nuisance Pota-
toes or beans may often be planted to
advantage Corn should not be used
as it shades too much.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
RaaAnfmAnf

81 hope" said the terrier, deferen-
TALLY, that you are not mad"
NO" replied the collie; I'm not
mad. I am merely indignant at this
custom of calling each summers silly
season the dog days"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Authority Demonstrated

Does your wife smoke cigarettes ?"
Yes" replied the nervous man;
but Just to show my domestic author
ity make her give me all the cou-
Hopsn
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
First Sport-Think Bruisem will
ever become a great pugilist?
Second Sport-No; he's tongue
tied
At Work,

The poet sits with pen and ink,
He looks sedate and wise,
And when he writes line or two
He swats as many flies.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Last of British Fiohtino RuIes

The last battle in which a British.
sovereign personally led his troops on
the battlefield was in 1872, when
George H., at the head of his army,
defeated the French at the battle of
DeJCngen.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
The Brute.

Hes a mean man
How so?"
when his little girl begs for an
ice cream sundae he asks her If she
wouldn't rather have a gold watch.
when she's nineteen"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Remove Old Canes.

Blackberries and raspberries pro-
duce their fruit on canes which grew
the year before. AS son as the fruit
has been harvested, remove the old
canes and leave about six new canes
in each hill
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Minneano1is Aug *. 1913

Wheat-No. l hard, soc; No. ]
northern, 80 1ac; No. 2 northern, SIC
Corn-No. yellow, 76@761ac.
Oats-No. 3 white, 40cA
Rye-No. 2, 57@59c.
FlaX-147.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Impos sibIe.

Does the baby take after his faith
err"
mo; his father is not the kind oc
man to leave anything behind him to-
take"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Saws He Swan, Sleeping.

Racine-Frank Ryerson lay down
on the bank of Browns lake and woke
up near the opposite shore. He claims
he swan across the bay while asleep
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Fancy Shot.

A rnarksman bold was William Tell
One of the stars.
He nearly always rang the bell
And won the cigars.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Habits of the Hen.

The perverse hen is hard to beat;
Cansarn her pesky way
She always ambles home to eat
And goes next door to lay.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Real lest Of Character

Any one can do kindnesses in the
impulsiye heyday of youth The great
Shtng is TO continue doing them when
one has nassed that stage
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Other Governors Impeached.
Watch Well the TONGUE

Inc tongue is homeless, yet it can
strike harder than the fst-Boston
Transcript
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Generally Done,

What relief can / get when my pa
tience is so sorely taxed?"
Swear it OF
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Secure Best Fruit.

To secure the very best fruit 1t is
best to renew the strawberry bed
every other year.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-21
Eatino or SIeepino.

a man is often like a horse,
We've heard some people say;
But surely both are happy when
It's time to hit the hay.
The Detroit times., 1913-12-01
WHO'S WHO IN THE FIELD OF AUTOMOBILES

When the Studebaker Corporation
came into control OF the handsome
building at Woodwsrd-ave. and Char
lotte, and announced its intention or
Installing there a Michigan branch
which should serve AS an ideal for It's
entire branch organization, every
branch manager in the big organiza-
ton set his cap for the position at
Detroit Sales Manager Benson, how
ever, determined to leave every vet
eran at his post and went outside his
organization for man 10 handle the
new Detroit branch.
The man he picked was A. X. Nc
Luney. Mr.. McIIuney has been on
the Job ever since.
The Studebakers' Detroit branch
manager got into the automobile bust
ness about the time four cylinders
we're hrst demonstrating their supe-
riority ever two. He went through
the mill OF manufacturing and sales,
managed q crack racing team and I'm
ally settled away az supervisor or
branches for one OF the big Michigan
He left that job ia
tackle his present one
The Detroit Studebaker branch Is
largely Mr.. McLuney's work. II Is
conducted along lines which permit
Its use a. an object lesson to Stude-
baker dealers and branch managers
The Detroit times., 1913-12-01
EUROPEAN SPEED
KINGS TO RACE
f. {. Patterson Will Send Them
In to Capture Valuable Auto.
mobile Trophy

Il. c. Patterson, Chicago spOrts-sks
man. who last year backed . Mer.
cedes with Theodore Ptlette at the III
wheel. TO q NTH In the Indianapolis Al
6O0mile race. plans next year 70 send III
three-cOrnered team OF Eurup0'Gdf1
best after the bacon. Pilette. 6alsor.ex
and Lautenschalger, In the fliers With "A
which they finished. third. fourth and NJ
sixth. respectively, In the Grand Prtx4S
OF lie Mans. trailing only the Dulaeo n
entries, are his choice. One car u Va
too uncertain proposition. he sayA
His drivers are among the topmoet HI
cracks OF Europe. Pilette ID wall IS
known In America because Of his por. "
Torrance In the last Indianapolis CON M
test With the smallest car n tAo VI
field. only 260 cubic inches piston dis s.
placement he landed IN easy nth. u
In later European contests. - at n Ss
Mans. he also DISTINGUISHED himself. y
finishing well up toward the top. Sal i
ger IL least known Of the trio. Hjs ~
position - factory engineer and ~ 4
signer would seem to furnish emp0o q
proof Of his ability; however.
LAutenschIager II the Oldest q wen
% the most picturesque figure a. the "
bunch. Before the others had beeun I,
driving he had already won Grand u
Prix, back In 1908. His last appear
ance. ct LIE Mans. moreover, demon III
stratsd that he had lost none OF HI II
former nerve and skill. Extra heavy ii
and tough Aprings- made has faao a 4
agony. Both bonnet and spare wheoi 1,
were Jared OF. The flnish found hio
hands solid blister from wrist to 81
bow. yet he refused attention. "Macht i
nichts aus" was all he'd ray.
The Detroit times., 1913-12-01
Trusty Convicts are Used to Improve
Highways in Many Parts of u. S.

credits as in the judgment Of the
warden shall be proper
or 275 convicts who were worked
under the honor system In Ohio. only
18-less than seven per cent-at
tempted to escape, according to the
report Of Warden Preston Il. Thomas,
of the Ohio state penitentiary. While
these men we're thus employed, there
was no barrier except their own honor
between them and freedom. OF the lS
men who broke faith. all but seven
were caught and returned to the
prison, 20 that the percentage Of those
who failed to serve their full sen.
fences was only two and half This
record, says Warden Thomas, com
pares favorably with trusts In the out
side world.
The Detroit times., 1913-12-01

age devices. index systems. stock room
arrangements. selling plans and other
details. Mr.. McLuney's idea IL to
keep his place OF business not merely
up-to-date, but several steps ahead OF
the normal trend.
Its arrangements for giving service
to Detroit owners OF Studebaker cars
is probably Mr.. McLuney's chief pride,
though he doesn't admit that the De-
troit branch il any more proficient III
this line than the rest Of the Stude-
baker branches. A large share Of the
upper floor Of the branch IL given up
to the service department which has
ample quarters and facilities.
With characteristic modesty Mr. Nc
Luney refers fnQuirers regarding SER
vice results to the parties most con.
cerned.
Automobile service IL too often
ninetenths promise and one-tenth re-
suits" he maintains. Don't ask me:
ask the Thousands OF Studebaker own
ers In Detroit. about our plans FOR
keeping their cars at their best EN-.
cheney all the time. I'd rather you'd
hear 1t In that way"
In addition to handling the Detroit
retail sales, Mr.. McLuneys branch
supplies the entire state of Michigan
with Studebaker cars and boasts an
organization OF dealers In the cities
and villages Of the Wolverine state
second to that Of no other manufac-
turer