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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
FEED FOR GROWING PULLETs
Fowls Should Be Compelled TO Work
for Anything They May Get-Pure
Water Is Essential

When it is necessary to move the
chicks from the brooder house to
quarters where they may be properly
developed, they should be given a
large tract Of ground where they can
get all the exercise that is so essen
tial to their development. They
should be made to work for all the
things that they get, excepting one
feed each day, that is given them
about four p. N. Of course, this plan
will not succeed if they are placed
in a bare field where there is no
green food for them, and where there
is almost no chance for them to Sc
cure any bugs and worms.
A mixture Of two-thirds wheat and
oDe-third cracked corn is given them
in the afternoon at the time men
toned above, and this should be fed
in sufficient quantities so that they
will all have enough. If any is left
over. the pullets will make short work
of it in the morning. Each colony
house is furnished with hoppers that
are filed with a large quantity OF
mash, and these hoppers are never
allowed to become empty. A hopper
for grit, charcoal and oyster shell is
also in each house, and the same care
should be taken that these are kept
filled. The section containing char
coal is particularly important, as this
Is one of the best medicines that are
used in the poultry yard
Pure water is also essential and
should be carefully watched. 1t would
be good plan to sprinkle small
amount of lime near the door of each
house. Another good plan for the
health of the flock is to put small
amount of salt, carefully ground with
no Jumps, in the mash about once
each Meek.-R Y B
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18

Sanitary, Comfortable and inexpensive
Hog House.

believe. This takes in exposure, over
crowding, damp and filthy quarters,
and the score of diseases that can be
traced back to these conditions.
The ideal hog house is built on high
ground, and preferably on a south or
east slope. 1t is draft-proof but still
we'll ventilated. Sunlight is indispen-
sable in comfortable. sanitary hog
quarters. The broader the patch OF
sunlight on the floor the better for the
pigs
A good all-purpose hog house plan
is shown in the drawing. The caves
on the north and south sides are four
feet high. The north roof at the cen
ter is ten feet high and the south
roof is seven feet. A width of IS feet
allows room for a three-foot alley in
the center and pens on each side
seven and one-half feet in depth, if
these are wanted. The pens are six
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18

Since dresses today show every
wrinkle of the garments worn under
meath, the petticoat must be very
much the same as the outline of the
skirt. In the model shown the gar
ment is made In two pieces, and al
though it fits neatly at the top, it has
a fiounce at the lower edge. This
may be circular in cut or gathered, or
it may be omitted altogether and the
plain skirt continued to the hem.
The petticoat pattern (6442), is cut
in sizes % to 80 inches waist meas
ure. Medium size requires yards OF
SO inch material and 2 yards of IL
inch flouncing.
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
TO Pattern Department" of this paper
Write name and address plainly and be-
sure to give size and number of pattern
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Consider Humus.

Our old friend Humus does not
stand much of a show with some
farmers. They have not yet learned
that in order to make material to last
through the corporation, we must
pillow under grass-sod and other crops
of that kind It takes a little nerve
to pillow under your crop of clover,
for instance, but it must be done if
We are to keep up with the process
sion
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
NOTES OF THE POULTRY YARD
Cause Of Disease-Plenty of Range
Is of Importance.
Feed abundance. with variety.

Feed abundance. with variety.
Growing chicks need plenty OF
range.
Grit enables the gizzard to prepare
the food for digestion.
Exercise produces warmth, produces
pleasure and promotes health.
Abundance, without variety, will
wear the breeding stock out quickly.
The chicks constitution is made be-
fore the egg that is Matched is laid.
The richer the fowls ration in pro-
tein, the more water will be required
in digestion.
Soiled and contaminated ground is
frequent source of disease among
the young chicks.
Food cannot produce good results
unless fowls have good air Impure
air causes the digestive organs to be-
come sluggish.
Hens will eat a great quantity Of
coal cinders, and they are very good
for them. Try putting load in the
chicken yard, and watch the results.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Toe Turned into Finer.

An experiment in Grating human
flesh by which a violinist has had the
first joint of one Of his toes trans
planted to take the place of the afro
phied little finger Of his left hand is
reported from Kiel, Germany. The
operation was carried out by Professor,
Goben, at a hospital. The first joint
of the patients little finger was re-
moved and the corresponding joint OF
the second toe of his left foot trans
planted, ligaments and all, the sinews
of the stump Of the finger being
stitched on The Violinist is now able
to perform as before.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Cause of Sickness,

Scummy drinking vessels cause
sickness. They should be scalded out
every now and then Filthy water
drank daily is very irritating TO the
bowels. Water is the principal con-
stituent of the flesh, bones, feathers
and eggs of fowls, and necessarily
large quantities of it is consumed
daily. Therefore it should be seen
that the water supply is not only
pure but fresh.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
The Kew to Good Farmind.

A farm scale is as necessary to in
telligent farming as a lead pencil. 1t
is worth something to know how
heavy crops the farm produces. and it
is a source of great profit and salts
faction to know how fast stock is
gaining. Many scale has been paid
for at one weighing at ssock-selling
time Don't dig a pit Get pitless
scale with steel joints And get it
from a reliable firm.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Rich Mans ADVANTAGE.

"One of the most enlightening tar
if arguments which l ever heard was
delivered by William Sulzer when he
was running for governor" said a
Washington legislator. He was dis
cussing schedule K.
This, my friends said Mr.. Sulzer.
bears hardest on the poor man. The
poor man must have two suits OF
clothes-a light suit for summer and
a heavy suit for winter The rich man
needs only one suit, light one. be-
cause in the winter he can go TO Palm
Beach"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
WINTER HOG COMFORT
Inadequate Shelter Is Cause O.
Many Diseases.
animals Are Not Very Well Equipped
by Nature to Withstand Sudden
Changes of Weather-All-Pur~
pose House Plan Is Given.

Next to the feed supply, the great
est concern of tho careful hog raiser
at this time of the year is the housing
question, says the Farmers Mail and
Breeze. Unlike other animals, his
hcgship is not very well equipped by
nature to withstand sudden changes
Of weather. Hogs are very suscepti-
BILE to cold. Unsuitable shelter is d.
rectly responsible for more hog trou-
bles in winter than many hog men will
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Not to Be Convinced.

A farmer OF the old school was in
Weighing against cream separators.
Il tell you they amt no good" no
said.
But" replied the more progressive
neighbor, they do save cream You
can make more butter. Anyone can
tell you that"
The farmer was not to be convinced
If 1 wanted to get more cream he
said, I'D rather get another COW"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
InCOmpatab ilitY.'
Eliminative Processes

IF you'll notice this year you will
see that there doesn't seem to be as
many canoe-drowning jokes as there
were last season and the season be-
fore. How do you account for it,"
1 dunno; maybe once in awhile
humorist tips over and isn't heard
from any more, same as anybody's
else"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
a s to Sheen.

Good lambs are money-makers.
LAMBS will make great growth on
clover and alfalfa hay and corn.
Sheep respond to good care. The
better the care, the more they re
spOnd.
Avoid an excessive amount of forage
that has been more or less affected by
the frost.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Perplexinu. Presentation.

Mrs. McGuire-Is you ould man any
better since he wint to tn doctors,
Mrs. Finnegan?
Mrs. Ffnnegan-Not wan bit, Mrs.
Mcclure. Sure, it's worse tn poor
man is wild his head whirlin' aroun'
tryln to discover how to follow tn
doctors directions.
Mrs. McGuire-An' what are tn di-
rections, Mrs. Finnegan?
Mrs. Finnegan-Sure, they do be to
take wan powder six tonnes a day,
Mrs. Mcclure.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
HANDY IN BAGGING POTATOES
Device Shown in Illustration Will Be
Found of Great Convenience
and a Time-Saver.

The farmer or market gardener who
works alone, will find the idea for
bagging potatoes illustrated a great
help and time-saver.
All that is needed in the way of ap-
planes is two iron hoops of conven-
lent size, to which are riveted three
strips of iron four feet long, as shown
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Chicken Terms.

Poultry fanciers call a male bird
over a year old a cock male under
a year old a '*cockerel,' a female over
a year old a hen" and female under
a year old a ''pullet." Therefore, the
males of last springs hatch are cock
erels and pullets and those Of the
spring Of 1912 are now cocks and hens.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Not Like His Grandfather

Doctor, I'm getting tired of this
everlasting dunning. You ought to
have more respect for me than that.
Hest settlers
We'll, [ wish you had inherited that
quality, and would settle early"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18

tain consented. Both officers set off
after a cordial luncheon party, but in
consequence of defective motor the
6euteuant was compelled TO make a
premature descent. To the equal sur
prise of both officers the park in
which they landed was German soil.
Consequently the tables were turned,
and the lieutenant had to take the
captain as his prisoner. Both were
rather amused by the misadventure,
and were especially glad that they
were able to enter Germany without
risking a volley from German rifles.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
In Public Eve.

Somehow" said the genial station
onclal as he seated himself beside the
traveller, there are some things which
lead people to appreciate our wonder
fuI improvements for their conven-
fence and comfort"
On, don't worry" laughed the jolly
traveller. There are some things
about your line that are always in the
public eye"
I'm glad to hear that, sir. AND
would you mind naming them?"
Clnders, sir-cinders,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Too Determinations,

The Tall BIonde-Absence makes
the heart grow fonder.
The Short Brunette-But the Lima
Ohio, man who shot off fireworks
when his wife went away on a vaca-
ton made a vulgar display of his af-
fection.-Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
A House That Suits.

HAS your wife found a house that
suits herr"
well, yes. it suits her. All but the
kitchen range, the closets, the cellar,
the front parlor, the vestibule, the
lighting arrangements and the dining
room wall paper"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
A Lost Heirloom.

There is no govt in Sir Percy's fam
lily, is there?"
Not now; there was formerly. 1t
was introduced into the family by Sir
Roland Highliver, but they have been
so miserably poor for the last 200
years that they couldn't keep it up
Puck
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Mend the Fences.

If the garden fence is defective,
either mend the old or build new
one. Fix it so that the poultry and
other animals cannot disturb. 1t is a
waste of time and vexation Of spirit
to have chickens and ducks forever
destroying the garden.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
His Renrnof-

Mrs. Voteleigh Coming home at
1D-Are the dear children all right?
I haven't set eyes on them since morn
ing.
Her Husband-Huh. You go about
airing your views; better you'd stay
at home and view your heirs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Gnod Cows Are Be ST

Good COWS will do vast amount OF
good towards increasing the efficiency
Of the farm, and poor ones will do
equally as much towards keeping
things at a standstill. Scrub stock
of any kind is poor management.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Statesman,s Trials.

You must remember not to forget
the folks back home" advised the vet
eran statesman.
There is small chance of my hav-
ing chance to forget them so long
as there are jobs to fill replied the
new representative.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
No Control.

Baseball Pitcher (walking the floor
with his youngest)-I the manager
could see me now, bet I'd get soaked
with a fine.
Wife-Why so, dear?
Pitcher don't seem to have any
control of the bawl at all
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Not a Broker

Was Shakespeare ever Z broker?"
asked the boob.
No, I don't think so, replied the
old fogy. why do you ask"
"Oh, nearly all the stock quotations
are credited to him." replied the
boob
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18

The Alaska railroad bill already
prepared and which seems to have
President Wilson'S approval makes de
tailed provision for the opening of the
interior If Alaska to quick communi-
cation with the haTbors of the Pacific
ocean. so that agriculture. timber, coal
and other resources may be developed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Had a Poor Time

SheI suppose you are familiar with
Longfellow's poem: ITO Stay at Home
Is Best"
He-Yes, and I think he must have
written It just after returning from
summer outing.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
His Idea.

Member of Investigating Committee
For what purpose is. a coroner's jury
called to sit on case.
Applicant for Job-To ascertain
what reason, if any, the deceased had
for dying.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
tJnanrNe r9bIe

MY father kin lick your father"
said little Tommy Snagg to little Bob
by Buster.
"Mebby he kim" said little Bobby
Buster, but he amt a-goin to do it.
cause my father is your fathers
boss"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
The Hobo az a Teacher,

The Lady-Look here, you said that
if I'd give you your dinner you'd NOW
the lawn for me.
The Hobo-Td like to, ma am. but
gotter teach you a lesson. Never trust
tn word of total stranger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Nails Tell Story.

II there are any black spots on the
nails, these denote grief, contention
and melancholia while they last. They
are very rarely found, however. being
the product of an occasional sevsrss
case
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
His Fortune

Il should think it was a pity Noah
and his sons didn't know anything
such a diversion in the ark
They couldn't have played it with
any success, because they never had
more than two Of a kind
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
CentiIitY.

Just think Of it; Mrs. Brown has
got the telephone fixed. l wouldn't
have one
why not?"
You have to associate with any
/ body.-Punch
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
On Lean Year.

Weary William wouldn't have
many national holidays if l had my
way-only 365, that's all.
Prayed PhiIip-So yeT'd make US
pore fellers work one day every four
years, would yer, yer slave driver!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Chicago, Dec. Is, 191;

OIIJdSU, DCC- LVLos
Cattle-Beeves, 6.6509.70; stockers
and feeders, 4.S0@76O; COWS and heif-
ers, 3.3008.2O; calves, $6.5O@11.00.
Hogs-Light, 73O@785; heavy, 7.55
ASSOC; rough, 7.55@ no; pigs, 5000
40
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
a SpeciaiiS+

= Officer" said the New York house
holder, there's a burglar in MY
home"
Il amt got nothing to do with burg
lars" responded the policeman I'm
on the traffic squad"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
ProIonqing the Treatment.

a sea nettle stung me on the
cheek" said the summer girl
Let me kiss the place" said the
summer man. Does it feel better
now?"
"A little. Go on with the treat
ment."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Science in Farming.

After all, real science in farming,
just as in everything else, means moth
ing more than knowing things. With
out the knowledge there can be no
science.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Minneanolis. Dec. Is. 1913.

Minneapolis, Dec. Is, 1918.
Wheat-No. hard, 87%c; No.
aorthern, SIC; No northern, 85c.
Corn-No. yellow, CSC.
Barley-42062c.
Rye-No. 2, 54@57c.
FIax-1.41
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
In Hook

50 Hardeuppe pawned his dia--
mond shirt studs to enter his horse in
the show, Ell? Is he so sure of win
ming? What are it's chief points,
Il don't knows but Hardeuppe's~
seems to be hook action"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Why. Indeed

The man glared at the telephone
He would fain relieve his mind, but
there were ladies present. Why, ~
ne at length exclaimed ingeniousIy.-
should l say hello, when the reverse,
is true?"-Lippincott' magazine
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
ExcIusiVeness,

She-No, 1 read hardly any of the
modern novels.
He-Why is that?
She-There are really so few people
in fiction nowadays that are fit to
associate with.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Technical EnouQh.

Benign Old GentIeman-PoorI little
chap! Where did that cruel boy hit
you?
Tommy Boo-oo-oo! We were 'avin'
a naval battle, an e torpedoed me in
the engine-roomi- Tit-Bits.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Cinches,

GabeI hear Wise is broke
Steye-Why, that's funny. He claims
ie never took a chance In his life.
Gabe-He didn't. He had lot of
Ure thingss-Cncinnati Enquirer.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Where He Obtained Knowledge

q don't see any sense in referring
to the wisdom of Solomon" said the
man smartly. "He had a thousand
wives"
Yes" answered the woman tartly,
'Ehe learned his wisdom from them"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
a HauQhty Dame.

"She will doubtless have a harp and
a halo in the beyond"
"Well?"
But she won't be contented without
q lorgnette'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
An E stimate.

"How much money do you think he's
worth?"
7 don't know, but its probably less
than he claims and more than his
neighbors admit"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18

The box plat is used in this dress.
to form panel in front and another
in the back, the closing is in front.
The hig'l neck is finished with hand
some collar and a wide belt marks the
waist line. The bishop sleeves may be
long or short. This is a practical style
for cheviot, serge, velveteen, epouge
and other WOODEN fabrics.
The dress pattern (646l) is cut in
sizes 6, s, 10 and - years. Medium
size requires rs yards of A inch ma
terial, with "a yard of q inch contrast
ing goods and as yards Of braid.
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
to Pattern Department" of this paper
Write name and address plainly, and be-
sure to give size and number of pattern
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18

The Critic-Sorry ! missed seeing
that mob scene in your last produce
ton.
The Actor-To which mob scene do
you allude? The one in the play, the
one in the audience, or the one on sal
airy day?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Clean TiiIane.

Clean tillage helps to swell the
years profits by making larger yields.
Cultivate frequently and thoroughly.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
PuHed Proverb.

Though thereunto by gentle suasion sped
He may the reservoir approximate,
You cannot force the equine quadruped
The aqua pura to ingurgitate.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Bagging Potato Device.

in the sketch on the left. This gives
a sort Of framework on which the
sacks are hung, the sack being placed
in the middle and fastened down with
ordinary clothes pegs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18

Peter-I say, Jimmy, what do they
mean by ''fearsome" in this here game
of golf?
Jimmy = Don't know, Peter, I'M
less it's the way some folks play.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-12-18
Any Old Grounds. Nowadays.

If you can show sufficient cause,
madam. am sure you will be able to
obtain the divorce you seek. Upon
what grounds will you sue?" asked the
lawyer
'Incompatability."
All, very good. What appears to
be the trouble?"
No matter what | do or say, my
husband never fails to reproach me
with tut, tut"