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Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29
WATCH. YOUR STEP!
Is Congress a Jury?
By he Conductor.

Didn't I tell ye congress was goin' to monkeydoodle all winter? What are they doin'? They tried Bill LOT inner all last winter an Judge Arch tryin' Jack Johnson all next winter. Say, what is that bunch down at Washington? Has the juries all give out? Amt the courts goin' to run any more? It ain't fair to fellows like me. like to get on the jury myself once in while. If congress- goin' into the jury business it ought to go 'cordini to rules. The judge locked us fellows up every night when I set on the jury tryin' that fellow that snatched the diamonds out of the win dow. We didn't dast read the news papers either. If you'd lock congress up a while they'd try them cases quicker. Them senators ought to stay at home, anyway. It don't do no good for 'em to go to Washington. They could vote on a postal card an be right where you could get at 'em all the time A fellow told me that every time one of 'en gets up to make a speech at Washington all the rest of the bunch go out an take a drink or read the papers. That's way for a jury to act. An every time they make a law it don't do nothin'. They passed law to bust the trusts an the supreme court says: You didn't dot that I' or you had your fingers crossed an don't mean it.' Then they pass a law to make foods fit to eat, an all it says is, if you say on the bottle Number x Y E. that's the number, all right, and you can go right on sellin' kerosene oil to cure the con No wonder they want to be a jury all the time. Say, if them con- gressmen let the people be a jury for a hour an a half without the su- preme court lookin I'll bet the jury wouldn't hang. I mean they wouldn't hang out.
 All aboard; step right on, please!
 Let 'en in the doort
 Move ahead; get inside,
 Watch your stepl
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29
DIABETES,
Simple Herb Quickly Relieves This Dread Disease.

= Diabetes has heretofore been consid- cred incurabIe, and the only hope held out to the afflicted has been to prolong their years by strict diet.
 A plant rec ently discovered in Mex ico called Diabetol Herb. has been found to be a specific in the treatmen of dia betes, quickly reducing the spe- cife gravity and sugar, restoring vigor and building up the system.
 This harmless vegetable remedy will relieve the patient of his worst symp- toms, in the most aggravated cases, mali the first Soc package for 25e, with free booklet Of special values To the dfabetic; containing latest diet lists ing percentage of starch and sugar (carbohydrates) in 250 different foods.
 Tell your afflicted friends of this of fer and send 25c today for a full-sized soc package AMES CHEMICAL CO, Box 166-A, Whitney Point, N- Y
 You can get Diabetol in Norwich at The Lee & Osgood Co.'S at the regular price
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

The New England governors under the lead of Foss of Massachusetts seem likely to unravel the New Eng land transportation problem and the proposition for a New England com mission on that matter looks good at this distance. New England must pull together in this matter or be pulled to pieces by the forces that are making against it's strength and it's common welfare--Bridgep Standard.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29
Forty or 50 Moros Killed

Washington. Jan. 28-Forty or fifty Moros died in the fighting with Alneri- can troops six miles west of Jolo last Thursday, details of which have just reached the war department in a re- port from Major General Bell, com manding the Philippine division.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

When General Jones' mother says Rosalie is a foolish girl, she looks at the situation much as Governor John sons father did when he declared his son was in the wrong party.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Chicago man of wealth is spend ing a, small fortune to experience the pleasure of hunting the whale. He could make a bigger haul by devoting his efforts on the land shark.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Messrs. Gary and Corey are figuring prominently in the steel trust affairs. It will be time for Messrs Perkins and Munsey soon.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

MT. Wilson says he will get nine hours sleep in the White House or know the reason why. It looks now as if he could get the reason easier than the sleep.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Happy thought for today: What kind of a continued winter can the ground hog expect when he does come out and sees his shadow?
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

The lid is on in Winsted for Sunday sale of confectionery, fruit, clothing and groceries. Drugs and exaggerated newspaper stories continue to do bus mess every day and double up on Sun
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

The Bull Moose party has changed it's password. A Brooklyn member was discharged for calling another mem Der a liar.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Ettor was scheduled to address a gathering of walters in Chicago, but arrived late. That his audience had gone showed not only lack of in terest, but poor qualification for such employees.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Governor Haines of Maine admits that the attainments aimed at by the New England governors interest him in certain ways. He should remem ber that in union there is strength and act accordingly
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

The body of John Paul Jones is in its final resting place, it is to be hoped. There have been several late resting places.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

l When missionary says China needs
 newspapers he fails to mention the yellow peril lurking therein.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

When the Young Turks declare they will fight to the last ditch, they real . ize where they are goingf and are on the way.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

With the Norway and France sar- dine factories crippled by failure and strike there's a chance to develop the Thames river smelt.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Massachusetts proposes the adoption of a marriage law and then working to get the rest of New England to pass similar legislation. This is in
 behalf of uniform marriage legisla-
 ton and the blocking of the hasty
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

marriages made possible by the vary ing laws of the different states. Bar ring radical laws it ought to be far vorably considered.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

A movement to make Charles S. Whitman mayor of New York has for some time been inevitable. It takes on significant form in the organization of the city democracy by independent anti-Tammany democrats for the pur- pose of assuring the promotion of the district attorney by way of a nom partisan ticket Mir. Whitman is a re- publican.-Springfiel Republican.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Occasionally an old master Is dis covered, but it is seldom that smuch attention is paid to young one
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

After Morton F. Plant does for base bail what New London expects him to, the other cities in the league will want to borrow him for part of the season.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Now that sending babies through the mail has become a reality, it is time the children set up a cry against f
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

All Grades of Refined Sugar were reduced 10 cents per hundred pounds yesterday.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

With the brighter prospects for the west coast Of South America than eyer, it is an unfortunate time for Bolivia and Peru to he planning war They can use the lives. money and time for better things.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29
EDITORIAL NOTES.

Home rule is more appreciated by the stock exchange than federal con trol would be.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29
The Porteous & Mitchell Co.

after that, perhaps there will be a trial of a municipal market.-Ansonia Sen fiOeI
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Uncle Sam isn't treating the bathtub trust as if he didn't know what tc do with it
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

A well known Massachusetts crfm- inal pardoned in that state in 1911 has just been sentenced to six years in prison for s14.s5o forgery. He changed his location but not his in- clination. His pardon was useless,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Life isn't considered very valuable, nor is the temple of the soul in com mon garb much respected when it comes to pass that seven people walk through a hallway and past prostrate human form without bothering to find out if it is cold or warm. That's what happened Sunday morning right here in Waterbury. This mind your own business attitude is sometimes over done.-Waterbury Republican.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Instead of Greek temple with Lin coin sitting in front of it in a bronze chair, there should be a magnificent shaft, ornate and beautiful. There was nothing Greek about Lincoln. He was a plain, homely, honest American, and the memorial should emphasize these traits as far as possible. Let us hope the opposition will be strong enough to cause complete change in the pro- posed memorial, both as to it's design and site-MiddletoWn Sun
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

DemocraIS are AlTeaOy Saylng Lnat there will be so much to do in special session of congress, and it will take so long to do anything, that they had better plan to do one thing only. If they can do one thing they will be likely to find it easy to do others. It all depends upon the temper of con gross. If it can do anything it can do many things.-Waterbu Ameri- can
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Connecticut ought to pay its law makers so that they can travel to and from the statehouse, besides giving them reasonable compensation for their service, and not have them or the state under any obligation to corporation. This cannot be done un- der the present conditions, because of legal obstacles, but the only way out of the difficulty at present is for the members to transact their business as expeditiously as possible ahd go home
 New Britain Herald.
 South NorWalk, which has made a great success of municipal ownership and control of an electric lighting plant and public water works, now contemp1ates going g step farther, to establish a municipal coal yard and municipal ice plant. Having shaved the prices of lights and provided better ones, it is natural that the people who found the municipal ownership plan working well in that particular should seek to use it as means for cutting tho high prices of coal and ice And
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29
OTHER VIEW POINTS

There is a bill before the legislature to prevent the use of anything but bulb horns on automobiles. The object of this. no doubt. is not only to lessen the noises of the night. but to make drivers more careful when they can Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-01-29

Chase was entertaining some visitors len they returned. Vigilant Miss
 lille saw to it there was no oppor- nity for a confab between them that
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
PLAN FUNERAL Of
REALTY AUTHORITY
Former Tax Assessor, Killed BY
Fall, will Be Buried in Rock
Creek Cemetery.

Funeral services for Hopewell Hebt
Darneille, former tax assessor Of the
District and authority on local realty
values. who was killed by a fall last
night, will be held from his late home
29i2 Ordway street. Cleveland Park
d. c.. tomorrow afternoon at o'clock
Burial will be private, in Rock Greek
Cemetery.
The Rev. James MasBride Sterrett
rector Of All Souls Episcopal Mission
will officiate at the services, and the
pallbearers will be John G. Capers
Henry Litchfield West. William p. Rich.
ards, Douglas Simms, Gen. Charles r
Humphrey. and George w. Ingham.
Mr.. Darneilles death came less than
five minutes after he fell in the rear
He was descending the steps to the
basement door when he stumbled and
fell, his head striking on the stone steps
with fatal force. Death was due to con-
cussion of the brain.
Mrs. Darneille. who was only recently
discharged from a hospital where she
underwent a serious operation Is on the
verge Of a nervous collapse from the
shock and grief Of the tragedy.
Hopewell H. Darneille was probably
the best informed man on property val
ues in the District Of Columbia. Re-
garded as an expert he was chosen one
Of the committee Of three appointed to
determine the value Of the Southern
tigation. He gave important testimony
before the District Committee of the
House of Representatives during the in
yestiRation.
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
WILSON WOULD MAKE
CAPITAL MODEL CITY
Delay in Naming Commissioners
Necessitated BY His Desire
to Get Best Men.

A model form Of government for
Washington, and one to be presided
over and governed by local men-men
familiar in detail with local conditions
is what President Wilson hopes to in
stall in the District Of Columbia.
The President has delayed appointing
two new members Of the Board of Dis
trict Commissioners thus far, with this
end in view. He is going over the list
of eligible candidates for the two posi-
lions. with minute care: He is going to
appoint two men to fill the vacancies
who will work in harmony with his
scheme to make the municipal govern
ment of this city one which other
American cities win endeavor to pat
tern after.
This information was given out by
plains the long delay in designating the
personnel Of the new board.
City Should Rule Itself.
Washington should be self-governed.
the President thinks. He will take no
steps toward giving the city the form
of government which II long since has
recognized It is entitled to until the
new board 10 appointed and its MEM
bers tried out. When he appoints a new
board. or two new members on the
present board. these appointees will
represent the first step to be taken by
the President In his aim to give to
Washington q model form OF self-gov-
ernment.
The new board should be named soon.
Press Of business, 1t 10 understood. has
prevented the Presidents appointing
new members. As much time az he con-
sistently could give local questions has
been used in studying the qualifications
Of the various candidates.
The applications and Endorsements Of
each have been carefully gone over.
The list has been carefully edited by
Secretary Tumulty, and already has
been placed In the hands of the Presi-
dent. How many names have been
crossed OF the list only can be conjec-
tured.
Has Ideas or Changes.
The President, It is understood. be-
feves that seevral things at present ex-
istent In the District government should
be changed. II the new Board of Com
missioners cannot right these wrongs.
then. It 10 generally understood. Mr.
Wilson will use his influence In having
q new form OF government substituted.
He wants to make of Washington a
model city. first for the residents that
live here. and then as National
Capital
II is believed that the new board Will
be appointed with the next few weeks
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
SENATOR JAMES ON
FREE SUGAR CLAUSE
Kentucky Senator Makes At.
tack on RansdeII in Maiden
Speech in Senate.

Senator Ollie James Of Kentucky, in
his maiden speech in the Senate. opened
the debate on the tariff bill in the
upper house when that body met at
II o'clock this morning. With the
Senate under agreement to vote at 4
o clock this afternoon on the question
of referring the bill to the Finance
Committee. and on the question Of hear
irgs. the discussion centered at the out
set about the sugar schedule.
Senator James opened a not fire on
Senator Ransedll of Louisiana and re-
piled to arguments against free sugar
made by Mr.. Ransdell. Senator James
especially insisted that free sugar was
not incontravention OF the Baltimore
platform as alleged by Senator Rams.
dell.
A large crowd filled the galleries, es-
pecially many Kentucky people. and
was entertained by the sharp exchanges
between the junior Kentucky Senator
and Senator Ransdell.
Defends Free Sugar.
Mr.. James read from the hearings on
sugar before the Ways and Means
Committee to prove that the. Louisiana
sugar interests wer not cut of with
forty-five minutes" as Senator Rams
dell had said. Mr.. James showed they
had been given an hour and a half
THE American people want action,
not delay" said Senator James, allud-
ing to the efforts Of the sugar interests
to force extended hearigs. Il am here
to defed my statement that the plat
form Endorsed a free-sugar policy. He
cites my friend Mr.. Broussard against
me- I trust 1 may be pardoned for not
taking my Interpretation Of Democratic
doctrine from Mr.. Broussanrd. He
voted for the Dingley bill and for the
to 60 elsewhere for my ideas Of Demo-
cratic principles"
Senator James went on at consider
able length to prove his point that free
sugar was upheld by the Baltimore
platform specifically indorsed the ac-
ton Of the House Of the last Congress,
and that II was we'll known the House
had passed q free sugar bill.
Ransdell's Attitude.
Senator Ransdell. in the course Of the
discussion. broke In to say that he was
willing 20 have free sugar, IL every
thing else was PUT on free-trade
basis.
"Oh. no: the Senator can hardly take
that position. He 10 under promise not
to vote for free sugar In any form"
In closing, Senator James said he
spoke as he did not IN anger, but Gear
ing In mind the Biblical statement.
Whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth."
The speech Of Senator James was fol-
coffee valorization. Debate on the tariff
bill until 1 o'clock. and then II IS cx-
pected the bill will be referred without
requiring hearings.
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
Epworth League Has
Installed New Officers

The new officers Of the District or
eanization Of the Epworth League,
elected at a meeting in the Metropolitan
M. Z. Church this week. assumed their
duties yesterday. These Included c. f.
Linger, Of Anacostia, president; L. L.
Schnare, Of McKendree, first vice presi-
dent: g. b. Boss Brookland, second vice
president: Miss Florence Day. Foundry.
third vice president; John T. Scott. Cor
such, fourth vice president: w. l..
Evans, Hamline. corresponding secre-
tary; F. NJ. FaIconer. 'Brightwood.
recording secretary, and Lee V. Emory.
Douglass, treasurer.
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
ADVENT|STS HEAR
TREASURER REPORT
Working of General Conference
Fund Observation-Disclosures
in Sound Condition.

Explanation of the working o. the
general conference treasury Of the Sew
cath Day Adventists, now in session at
Takoma Park. by Treasurer ". T.
Knox, yas the feature of the meeting
today. The conference settled down to
business early this morning. The nrst
OF series of departmental meetings
was opened. The secretary Of the pub
fishing department, n. z. Town, with
the managers OF the leading publishing
houses OF the denomination, together
with about 100 field representatives. dis
cussed problems OF this important work.
The treasury department. Mr.. Knox
explained. is divided into four divisions
the administrative and departmental
work OF the general conference; the
work OF the large cities of North
Ameriea, where conferences have rot
SUFFICIENT strength to caro- for them
properly; the many foreign nationalities
settling in the East and middle West
q the United States: those organised
helds other than North America. and
the great divisions o. the world desis-
mated under the general term OF heather
isndA uueh as India, China, ard the
Ike.
Funds Meet Big Demands.
The expanding work Of the denomina-
don 10 making tremendous demands on
the funds. Mr.. Knox declared But
these have been increased t. - .he
demand. he said. and gave ii W.
ing the sound financial stan.i ie
denomination
H.. -.
sithes given in this country Is now
passsd on directly by the general con-
ference for the support Of mission work
In the great mission fields. the treasurer
said. He showed that the organ zed
conferenees In European nations. lee
Morocco. Algeria. German and iiritish
East Africa, Australia, New z md
and the South Sea islands ar. ssl--S,;p-
porting and are assisting ili ,erdi e
iarge amounts to remote miss ic.iis.
The Sabbath schools he said, arr turn
ing their donations to foreign fields.
These amount 70 more than Sc59.o3o
xear.
Order of Services.
There are about 5000 delegates pres
ent Services have been arranged
~ follows: Devotional meetinss I'm
secttons). to e:<s q. m: brt ak
fast. q m; Bible study, $50 TO $50 a.
m; conference. 10 a N. to u M; din
ner. l2:B p. m; conference, $50 to p.
m: department meetings and mission
ary talks. 4:3o to $50 .. m: luncheon. 6
?. m: public preaching services, 80 to
y ,. "A.
The Bible study this morn 'nS was
conducted by Elder S. N Haskell, Of
Maine. Elder @. B. Thompson. Of Ta-
koma Park, will make the principal
address tonight At the public preaching
service.
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
PHILIP JEROME HAYDEN.

Funeral services for Policeman Philip
Jerome Hayden will be held at his resi-
dence. Sa2 N street southwest, at $50
tomorrow morning. Requiem mass will
be said at ST. Vincent de Paurs Church
following the services at the home.
Priyates Washington Sanford. C. w.
Smith, Conrad Reinhard, and Herman
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
Taft to Address Unitarians.

BOSTON. Mass. May 1s.-The ad.
vance guard Of visitors arrivee in Bos.
ton today to attend The Unitarian an.
nivcrsary week celebration. Features
that will help to make the program oi
more than ordinary interest viii be an
address by former President Taft and
the unveiling Of a statue of Edward
The Washington times., 1913-05-16

Holtz will be the palibearers. Inter-
Mr. Mr.. HAYDEN was Hfty.one wears old.
He died yesterday Of blood poisoning.
caused by pulling hair out Of his
nose. He leaves a wife and two daugh-
ters. He had been a member of the
police force here since 1889
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
' wellington CHAPMAN.

Funeral services for Jay Wellington
Chapman, d manufacturer and retired
banker. Of Detroit, Mich, will be con-
The Washington times., 1913-05-16

Quoted at the home Of his daughter.
MIS-. r. w. Andrews. In that city, Mon
nine years old. He was taken with
pneumonia here while visiting, following
a tour of the South, and died at George
washington Hospital after an illness Of
two weeks.
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
Merchants After Trade.

MoBIEYy Ala-, May 4k-As slap load
of Mobile. merchants left here this
morning for a tour Of Central America,
where they go in the interest OF an In
creased exporting and importing busi-
ness. Arrangements have been made
for them to meet the merchants OF the
principal cities In the southern re-
publics.
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
II. J. Patterson to Speak.

Members Of the Maryland Asricultura,
College Club. which was organ1sca
about a month ago. will be address,
at their meeting tonight at the Nex.
Eboitt by President H. J. Psttersen. CO
the college.
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
81 Ostrich ''lObster' Banc

Beautiful indeed are these Os-
trich Lobster" Bands, and they re-
Quire no other trimming. All the
rage in New York. They are 50
inches long, full heads and broad
bands. All colors. The price Is very
special at 32.49.
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
Manitoba Commencement.

WINNIPEG, Manitoba. May lS-ln.
tereetirg exercises attended the annual
commencement day celebration at Mani.
toba University today. The address
to the graduating class was delivered
by DR.. George z. Vincent, president
Of the University Of Minnesota
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
Remember We Close 6 P. N. Saturday

the Price But i. pkeOO
We truly 81
White yoi Waists cas BRUSSELS trimmed
Cuny Shadow black velvet
White Wolfe
embroidery
Of plain colors with hstching
cuffs
med with P Venice a embroder les and Bulgarian trimming sizes
The Washington times., 1913-05-16
Featured Saturday
25c to soc Hn-
JeweIry at .. ~

Just the pieces you want will be
found in this lot at Isc tomorrow.
Choice 81 Slipper Pins. Cloissonne
Baby Pins. Bar Pins. Bow Holder
with ribbon attached. Shirt Waist
Sets. Coin Purses, Long Coat Chains.
Vanity Boxes and Hat Pins. Take
your pick of these sc to SOC values
Saturday at lec.
MESH BAGS, German silver Iink
mesh, lined and with chain. o. NJ
s2sS value. Tomorrow for. 3lsJC
WHITE STONE RINGS. tirany
setting. solid gold shell. Good IN.
value CUC
GOLD FILLED BRACELETS.
Win guaranteed snap catch: many
different designs. SOC values. On.
Saturday choice. ECC
Main Floor-Jevelry Section.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-25
WAFFLE KITCHEN

THE WAFFLE KITCHEN At Ca WEST
Broadway is the only place IN town
where YOU car go, hot. TASTY wafhes
served with maple syrup and The best of
coffee FOR 15G. 1906