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Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-18

Some of the shops show lingerie
 made of nainsook embroidered in the Philippine Islands by the native wom- en. This lingerie is less expensive than that embroidered in France and is sheer and dainty. According to some authorities on the subject, it bids fair to gain great popularity among women who like hand embroidered underwear but do not always feel able to pay the prices charged for that or F..ncn make.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-18

A use for an old wash boiler is to stand it in a convenient place on the back porch or near the back steps and
 put all old papers in it. When the boiler is full set 1t in the path and ap-
 ply a match to the papers. Keep the
 lid of the boiler on until the proper
 time comes to burn the waste.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-18

Do not throw away vinegar in which homemade cucumber pickles have been preserved. Keep it and use it in salad dressing, instead of the ordinary vine- gar. The flavor is delicious, and one that cannot be gained in any other way.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-18

Never keep needles in needIebook with the leaves made of flannel. The dressing in the woolen cloth is very apt to rust them. Make the leaves of your needlebooks of small pieces of cnamois skin or bits of kid cut from your castoff gloves. It is best to have a small emery bag attached to the book or case in which your needles are kept; in case one of them becomes rusted it can be cleaned by passing 1t through the emery several times.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-01
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-aIu non Observation-Disclosures shj 81 1ua
Sun and dWindi Bring Ont UglyrSpots,
d;iv uHoM to nRemove lEasily:3 obi
Here'ssa4a q chances Miss, Fgeckla7faees
dt9s. trH b5t HemedlYs EeE fEaekles' with
1.-THE guarantee of. a FsliaRlee dea]eT'that
sit WilA not eestyen7a BpepnH !unless)it
3 removes, the fEeekles,;;, while If lit does
yklyA, you anelssr, complexion the qex7;
epeepseiis triflingns2 OF ypneani1ts::
eds Simply, get a4nas ounce 0 of aothine5-
q double ?llte strength, fFap Il you'd d1Hgglst
neen1ldf a1fsW japplissaati IfRlhq.AAd shaw
g syoyyg heM easy tt isl to cid ayQnEselfIof
The sl hqopeely freikllsg and, get a. beaaAtt7
VI fql l HeoFm9pleEiom, BARELY is yHpree than
one ounce NEEDED TOR thAi worst case
oobReas uyees}91ssk the druggist tor the
ai double strength .othineuas this Is sthe
-opfesc 9riipttii99 SOLD AA.padder spff1sAtss Ho1
-omp q'Bpeyn back III it faiiAlsb te rsmey@
= f1reckles. E agd seull1 abrod anib1oo
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-01
su 414EF sSssi8} XEERh&gE . A 7 <

Criticism of BTedsoe Withdrawn From
sill doi,cHneeasaIeb ReseEd;3ssvnI|
WashingtonA 1glN 31-Dr. Albert
Taylor Bledsoe's recently published at
tack upon Northern women for their
b kspousaH ofeequak suffrage, nreprtnted
sin 1.-THE O Gongressjenab Record. ats the
Eaqpast OFF SenatoEre Fi]l]map, dreMYs III BIT
81 gaFa2 M$22 %i fES@ Eli
f N6&3 & f51d99f wi{{fhthh Mr. Ti11map
FiwaitRdfeW TAG aftitle and allltefefehde
ftS IL fwas ldrdereda stricken quito jsoq
Eb Senator d3ailinger characterized II
ASIAN insult to- Nertharp, women; 4Giiin
snlting and o44tt1gagsnqs' vas Senator Pat
:J B69IistoX;Aa adeclaaEgaFtioR5! !.
7r}e ad a1 tiil Of the aqtic1e:e'' 92'31o 5soq
Pn1s9i 90 yG2 siigtea 95iuigb, on . !.
j Il III : 4: i; + ,$e&a;:s5S 81 t. :
I|'3a!as el30op sXcRiFfcEst Wfl491o !
b4' be19illNor' SAVE LiFEtsts ehf !
]aRrEho ohj etagi tss4Hi rqhjJu1 fIiU i
! y lH1New York; 9Aug. ls--Malcolm1 4
hi Middleton q mining expert 1ofsG =
+ Utah, is,1ths qffte me e!'19 e a
i the wealthy Middleton family :
!. to come to the aid of Light i
+ bqHEEpeffEM 1 kdd1gmBe1.ih ya brother,
!. With, an Offering Qf blood. bpt 7
P go 5dieegpite TIE sacafHffRccesg whieh al
a9v1 haI4aes 1thad9 PHYSICIANS say that's i
~ his ease is qhopeless., neb1ss aid :
> Asisnj reh5onE al olsH .yEblet !
! u u. :smsdii' 5,ok '*shIHJyhf brsHh !
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-01

600 1919. h1,s4AruereantP ress9 Asscciat ionsJ ! !
b1tThis1 is: the Kind nof 1warfars thai is
tbeing. carried, on tjust! ACROSS thhJ Dor
der .afsthe Unitedt Statesoo Many bul.
let's from the rlfesl both SIDES ofo the
tray faA op American soil iaand ls9@Be:
KkeseeppI'fhe beeifige1rseanlts 81 On thsefr own
Is erbba1tb&d Fiat Uf1fs Safh Il maidtai filing
, ! yshHfsd1ioa afhiy af0hags itl9e GMe28ean
boundary. 'eh1l' 7l''os
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-08-01
iasgbgls are plAnKfhg Observation-Disclosures
11706n6s th3 fbd der CITY fmmed iatgEye eht

on The border Getty fmmedi#tely! si1J
Ib According to 'srebel Aeaders' theyIex
Itpecf atYU ahvest guaralzswithl sdearlJ2leol
itnitl19ARfa within sa"wesK. z11@u brsh1iA
f'oT6tongl eHt5rfbU rtegaii5 c6Afhaadfh
PtRe Observation-Disclosures Ea#t '&uAdalBibe
! declares he has been ordered w :He1
4FaP fsa2nncHh 5 hVlha' t6 aNfarch Isl 4 lpoin
f SSSntah 'q f'Ja}af}YA2i, WHERE yhlasd forge
e WIFI goibin Hin fo f The t1udrez Fampaign
Pd Coionel castillB;s hgdeersr coh1hAHd4 q
faat lJ uaaTrsez, ;9xbsets o al attack bdt' j
1'c coonHdeant It will be hrepulsed. 10 ~.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
SPECIAL ASSESSMENT NITlGE.
Snrcial Warrant No %.

Noiirn pubilr ne,ire 4 bareby
riycn that In rounty cou- og Ill
andar ,ouatv Illinois b,s rardaraa
q Judgment for sne,ial tax unof
,rnncr,v horefited n, tbc roilav-fos
,nnr.,er,a,t. ~ a., gl1i,y ,.st}.
oartn of m, nnel,na nort,o.. e
cou,,ncrcfai ayen,a frop ma ,,ar.,
iino ~ eocoad .frnct N tbo san,h
linc II qhsrfv.fon.tb etro.t (, ho
City If cafro fltirojs ror e. @at,.
.,,id,h 49,. H. III. -, ~. IA -s
~ a., ..,,..,a,,,.n 80 ~ ..f
-, -. - ~. ~, I
,,e..i itr ''' - So, -, 49,
a;1 a.t H.. r,i.t.,,. 49,.
-, ~ ....ie.1 e..'i
,'i,, ,t... 49, y p" p"' ''s
,,d -. t,h 80 '.,
-. ,' $50 - ~ 'o.,' - w.
~" r'' '"' '''s.'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
Poor Economy.

Charles NJ Schwab. apropos Of his
superb work in aid Of released con-
victs, said modestly in New York;
oh. il Is economy to help these
men. Help them a little, and their
lives. instead OF being wasted. are of
value to the nation.
ITO be nlggardly and timid about
helping such men is to be like the
chap who was asked, the first OF the
year. to buy calendar.
This chap. after studying the cal
eadar thoughtfully, handed it back
with fr0wn.
30. no. he said. I cant afford
It. | may be dead before the year La
out.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
PAGE TEN

County of Alexander, Illinois. and
the amount of all OF said Install
mtnts is how The sum of Two
Thousand. Seven Hundred fe.7o0l
Dollars each, and the same BECOME
due aud payable OH the second day
Of January, A. d. 1914. tho second
day Of January. A. d. 1915, the Sec
ond day OF January. A. d. 1916. the
second day of January. A. D. 1917.
the second day of January. A y.
f9I 3. aud the second day OF Jam
uary. A. y. 1919. respectively. and
caca ard all e said ven unpaid in
ssalImenIs bear interest at the rate
OF Are t5l per cent per annum
from The Sth day OF November. AID.
1909. payable annually az the same
time that the said several INSTALL
ments become due an PAYABLE, re-
srecfisely
All persons Interested are hereby
notified 60 eal and pay the amour,
ASSESS d. az the City Treasurer ana
Collectors offiee, AZ the First Bani, |
aud Trust f'ompan's Bank. Nos
60s-6li ohic stree. IN the City o. !
Cairo. Illinois, within thirty t50l |
days DAYS from The date hereof.
Dated this Sill day of January. !
a. y, 1918
JAMES QUINN.
Gifts TrCasui 2r and Collector |
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

ia, # January. 4. y 1918. the Sec
ond day Of January. \ p 1919. ;ae
second dae January a. D ~ ~,
and che second. day OF Jan2asS. A
y laet, respectively. and eath aud
all u said ninc unpaid iEstallments
bear nterss, E! tie rat Of SIC ts}
par cent. ncr anaunt IRON lhe see
ond cay cg December. 4. D. 1911,
payable annually gt the same time
that the se eeral instalIm MS
BECOME dive and abie. respective
~.
Al persons Interested are herebs
notificd &c cail and pay the amoln'
ass ssad. agAtbe City Treasurer and
collectors offi,e at Tie Fiyst Bank
aud rs1lst company's BANK. Nos
6o9-6l oaio street, in The city Of
ASA. Illinois. wthin thi,,y t50g
DAYS siom Tho date hereof
az ih'e 18th .dav of Iannory,
~ iala. JAMES QUINN.
Cas- Treasurer and Collector
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01


line OF both sides Of tie street 50
that tar d stance between the inner
| faces Of tue oarbs shall be l:iir,y
4 t3nl feet. o fifteen 10 feet on
Ieath side Of the eeater liae cf the
/ intersesting streets. aud with nat
urai ielestone mare nal eurbs. set
on natural earth foundation. al
tie outside edges Of said br ck
! pavement and between the inside
edges Of tac suuaraags o. said
curb aad suffer as turned ard ex-
tended around and OFT TO the lot line
on. 10th sides OF said interesting
streets and so al the westerly end
OF said brick pavement, aud for the.
construct on of brick catch basins
tup3n the said west Thirty Fourth
street aud supplying east-iyea trap
lnd cast-iren covers therefor. and
for otherwise imp-o,i ing said West
III rtF-Fou;th street. Under ord
aaEce No 24i az said c ~ Ct Caro-.
|, 'dcpted March 2Sth, 1911. and ap
'TcYed aareh s9th, 1911, IS willI
rcre Fully appegr from the certified
COPY cf The jUdsEeit on flle IN by
office: that the warrant tor The o.
lection OF such special tax is in the
hands q The undersigned.
Soid special tex S levied to be
paid In TN annua iastallmcnts.
and tn amour. of the first install.
nent thereof IS the sum OF ON
Thousand, Fif;y-Fsre Del as and
Nireiy SIX Certs, Isl 05596l. aad
he AID ins,allnen, became and wa,
d e and payable on the second di, |
Of January, 4, D. 1919. AND has been
pad
The seeeed instal.ment OF SAFE |
pecidi tex is for the sum of On. |
Thousand tltoo) Dollars and the
said installgent became and wa !
due aaG payable on the second day |
of J1nuarg. A. j. 1915, and IS nov |
ltaasand unpaid
ihe eight remaining iusta Iments
Of sa d spe ia tax are for the sum
OF 0ae thousand (l.000) Dollar,
each. and the-sgme become due aad |
payaA g on the second day OF jan
nary, \, u 1911. The second day
Of January, a. p 1915. the second
day CT January. A y. 1915. the see
ond day o. January A. D 1917, the
second day al January. A. D. 1918.
the second day Of JaAuary, 4. ID.
1919. the second day Of January. A.
u 1899 and the second day Of Jan
uary, a y 1871 respct t.vely, and
each and al o. said nine unpaid in
sta'lments scar interest at the rate
of firc GU per cent pen annun from
the second day Of Deccn' her, A. d
1911 payable annually at the same
tne that the said several inssal-
neats become due and payable, re-
Al persons Interested are hereby
notified to all aud pay The amount
assessed, at the ty Treasurer and
Go loetor's oifioc, at the First Bank
and Trust Companys Bank. Nos. |
joo-61i Ohio street, iu the City o.
afro. Illinois. within thirty t3o)
lays from the date hercur.
i'ated tais iSth day q January
4 y. 1913
JAMES 0uGEE.
CITY Treasure ana Collector.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
wHru THEY MEET.

"oh. lis you. Is it?" murmurs the
wife. meeting her husband at the re.
ception
Yes Glad to see you." he smiles
Had A..lf al idea I'd run across you
here"
Isn't it nice? ca. there was some.
thing ! wanted to ask you about /
thought Of il just after I saw you at
the theater the last time" she says.
ut was something important. too. But
1t has entirely slipped my mind"
Well. maybe youn think of it BY
the next time We meet / suppose
youll be at the horse show. Perhaps
by then 1t viii have occurred TO you
again. Judges Library.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

noi'ers ard saveatg Eight Cent
/ tSI4.tS55aSl, -aad the said las;alt
mons hecare and Was due aaa rsy
/, alb On Tie second day q Jaacarv
/ 4. u 1911. and has Lcaa paid
The sesoBd iastailmaat a said
! special tax originally was for the
Isun Of Fourisen Thousa I'D t14.0o5l
! Dollars bUt the said installment has
been reduced the sum OF Two Taous.
1 and Seven Hand ed ts,709l rol-
lars By the Judgment OF tie ~ounjs
tcjni OF tbs County of Alexander.
Illinois. ana the arouEt CT the said
install NEST is Eow The SIM az
eleven Thousand, Three iIund.ed
t.I,300l DcliaTs. aad the said In
Staliaeat became aud was due ard
payable en- the second day OF ian
uary, A. D 1912. and has been pa.i
The laird insNlWen. Of sac
special Tax originally was for Inc
sum @ Fourteen Thousand tlt.00ms
Dol.a,s but The saia lnstallmoat has
been reduced Tho s1w OF Two TAaus-
and. Sevea Hundred exon. Dol as
by m INDIGNANT OF the conasy cplrtI
OF the Comfy Of Alexander. lllao
aud The amount OF the said Install
weui IS now the sam Of Eleven
Thousand, Three hundred ttt.&0d4
Dollars, and tie sad iustalmrat 81
eame and was duo and payable on
ihc second tg Of Jan uary. 4. y
l3l5, and IS now due aud unpaid
The seven raMs,-a-us ius.almea:~
Of said special tax crigjaa d were
fer the su;a Of Fourteen Thousand
d4o0o Dollars eleh, t1t alt o
said iHstaimeuts have bea edueel /
lhc spm of Two Thousand. sct ~ I
liuUdred (9,7op1 roliars each by /
he Judgment ot the county court 3. |
the Counts q Alexander. Illinois !
ana the amount o. al Of said install /
Wenis is now the sum al 4 erc4
Thousand. Threc tIsnared fl1.2trl /
Dollars EACH ana the same beeom
dRc and payable Oh the second IN
q January \. p. 1914. tho second
lay Of January, A. y 1915. The ser
ord day Of January A. u. 1915. the
'econd day OF January. A. q. 13f7.f
me second day of January, A. ID.
1918, the second day OF January. a
Y 1919, aud the second day Of Jan
lary 4. y. 1890, respectively. and I
'atb and all Of said eight unpaid in-
lall@ents bear interest at the rate
u FIVE 80 per cent per annum from
PC fourteenth day of No9emter. |
\ = 1910, payable annually at The I
anne time thar the said several in
tal ments become due aud payable
cspe tive Y,
All persons interested are he-ebv
.otliied to call aud pay the amouatl
ssessed AT The City Treasurer ana
electors cifire at the First Bank
nd Trust eompauys Bank Nos
os-6ll Ohio street, in the CITY Of
afro. Illinois. within hrty fa0l II
avs from the date hereof
Dated tins 18th day d January
i. y, 1913
JAMES QUINN,
City Treasurer and Collector
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
SPECIAL ASSESSMENT NOTICE.
Sseeial Warrant Nh o.

ore-l3t warrant NO ~
Notite Public notice is her bv
siven that The county court Of siax
Iandey County Illinois. has rradsrad
a Judgment for a special tax unpn
property benefited By the following
Improvement Fer Ia construction
npon Fifteenth street. from the.we.t
line Of Washington avenue ID tho
west line of Cedar street. is tbs
City Of Cairo, Illinois, exc pt the in
tersacilon Of Walnut street with
said Fifteenth street which has al
ready been paved with rifrfsf.i1
brick and curhed and entered and
except one hundred and TWENTY-FIVE
~ feet OF combination concrete
fearb and gutter on the north side OF
said Fifteenth street beginning az
the west Tine Of Washington arpnne
aud extending west the distance bf
one hpndr i and twenty-five 122A
Ieet which has already been CON
s'rvoied Of .itriiicd brick nave.
meH1 with combination concrete
eara ana gutter ON both sides Of said
brick uaven ut. at the outside edges
OF said brick pavement. ana With
naiurai limestone marginal eurhs.
- on a nataral earth foundation.
ass he o1ttsfde ohees Of said brick
Pavement AND between the inside
leises ST tire gaitor-flaes d said
curb and gutter qs turned and ex
lendtd3 around atd out 10 tho luf line
on both sides of the said Fifteenth
islrcet and also at the westerly end
Of satd brick pavement. and for the
constructions Of brick catoh-basins
upon the said Fifteenth street and
supplying east-irou traps and cast
iron covers FOR said catch
basins aud lof otherwise improving
said Fiftecr5h street, under Ordi-
nance No ~ Of said Clty Of Cairo.
adopted March 18th, 1871, and an
proved March 29th, 1911, as wiz
more fully appear from the certified
c0py OF Inc Judgment IN file In mv
|ol',ee hat the warrant ror the eol
lection Of such special tax is in thu
hands OF the undersigned.
Said sRecia tax is levied 10 be
paid in ten annual lnstallmeats.
land The amount Of The first install
|meni thereof IS the sum of One
thousand Three hundred and
Figbtr-Foltr Dollars and Fifty
fThrca cents fsh3S453l. and tho
said nstallment became and was due
and PAYABLE on iho second day Of
january, 4 D. 1912. and has been
paid
The second ipstallment Of said
s1ecial tax is for Tho sula Of sis
Hundred t6001 Dollars. aud the said
iinslallment hecamc and was due ana
payable ON The second day of Jan
NARY A. I, 1913. and is now due
and unpaid
| Thu cieh' remaining installmpnts
Iof sad speCial tax are for The sun,
OF Six hundred (6o0l Dollars each
and the same become due and pay
lablc On the second DAY OF January.
IA. L. i914, the second day OF Jan
uary a. D. i9ls, the second dav Of
January, a n. 1915, the second day
lof January, 4 p. 1914, the second
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
still untasted.

What" asked Mrs. Oldcastle. as
she picked up a volume of Limp
Leather Edition of the Classics, do
you think OF Thpcydides?
Il really cont know replied Mrs.
Gottalotte. after she had straigh'cn.
cd corner of her se09 Royal Persian
rug; we've never had any. Josiah
says they're no good unless you get
them fresh and our grocer never
seems to have any except Ike ones
in cans"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

All peraons interested are hereby
notified 10 call AID pay the amount
assess 4. at the City Treasurer and
Collectors effiee, at tie First Bank
and Trust ComPany's Bank, Mes.
e9y-6li Ohio street, in the City OF
Cairo. Illinois. within thirty 1907
DAYS from the date hereof.
Dated this 18Th day Of January,
A. D. 1913. JAMES QUINN.
City Treasurer and Collector.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
Special Warrant No. 81.

Specla Warrant No. 81
Notice: Pebble notice Is hereby
gwen that The county court Of Alex-
ander county Illinois. has readaed
judgment fer spe, ial Ia upon
property benefited By the following
irpro'em ent For the construction
upon Wet Thirty Fourth street
from the wesi linc OF Washington
avenue 10 tho east l!ne OF the RIGHT
OF way Of tHe Cleveland. Cincinnati.
Oh caeo and ST. Louis Railway Com
pany. in che City of cairo. Illinois
OF a yitrited h-ick pavement. with
combinaiioa concrete curb and
gutter OF both sides Of said brick
pavement. az the outside edges Of
said brick pavement. the said PAY
ing and suttering, at the iniersec-
ton OF all streets, to be turned and
extended around and out to the 10,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

"You think f. is better to have for
cien VIZ iters?T
Yes, rfptied the thick-skinned
man. 7 realized That this evening
When ! gave The waiter d lead half.
dollar he thanked inc ia English, and
later expressed his opinion in Ian
gnage which. fortunately, l could rot
understand
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

Eriggs-iIeres a fellow who writes
about the acme OF selashaess without
having the slightest idea OF what ii
really is.
Grisgs-Neil, what is it?
Irigss-Having your wife. cold
air 6cnd, insist upon having both win,
doWs in the room open aud then roll
iug herself UP in all the bed cloth
ING.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
SPECIAL ASSESSMENT NOTICE.
Spec al Warrant No. 50.

SPECIAL Warrant No. so
Notice Public H0tits Is hereby
| given hat he co.u court o. Alex
laadar county Emo has rendered
! a Judgment for a spec al tax upon
Property benefited ~ ta fo,low ne
| hmprovewaat; For the tonsts4e Son
upon s. Hary's T zee sYest. from
| The no-,h line OF West Tweaiy
Eiehta street to ;Ae sou,l line of
| Nest 1tirty -Thi,d street in Tire
lCiy o. Cairo lliiuo 5, of sttr' fed
Ibsjek pavement VITA coe5luat on
lsoncrf1e curb and CASTER on both
sides said brick pavement. II the
oatsife edges of said brsk pave
weat. and with natural ] Eestone
Emarainal urhs set Al the so2th linz
lof Wcss Thirty Third street, at tho
end Of said brick pavement and be-
tween the inside edges O til GUTTER
Tags OF said curb ANA suttsg upon
the said ST Mary rlace West.-and
Ter tbe coasis tssto e. 81 brica eateh-
tasirs unon the sa ST Marc Place
West and Supplying east-iron
traps and cast-iron covers therefor,
and To- the eonst ucto ia the said
81 Mays place West fra1n the
'northerly end Of The twelve ti2l
inch Ii e PIPE sewer 10 West TWEEN.
T. Eighth street al point thirty
t5pl feet south of the north M ~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

Papa, II You went to war and you
had a sore nose. all they'd have 70
do would be TO pull your nose and YOU
would be wounded"
Yes, but Id run."
IF you didn't your nose probably
would"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

what do YOU suppose that brute
did? Wanted to measure my finger"
For a diamond ring. en-"
For thimbIe. No wonder us wom-
en- are on the war path these days"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
sad Reminders.

Lady Of House ITO tramp Here
are some very nice crusts I trimmed
off when | was making sandwiches.
Tramp No, thank ye, mum; dey
reminds me too much Of de cause OF
me downfall margins.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
Home Comforts.

Mrs. Flubdub Ny husband goes out
every evening for n little constitu.
tionai. Does yours?
Mrs. Guzzler--No; my husband al.
ways keeps II In the house. Puck,
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"Your trouble madam said the
physician. seems 70 he due 10 IN ex-
cess OF adipose tissue"
Ny goodness" exclaimed Mrs.
Piumpton 4 wonder Il that is what
makes me SO awfully fat?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
snttled

He asked the young man what his
Intentions were and he said he meant
business. =
II suppose that settled t?'
It certainly did He said that when
his daughter married she wanted
husband, not business partner
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
Experiment.

That's arrant nonsense" said Mr.
Henpeck, about there always being
room at the top
"Oh, said his wife sarcastically.
when were you up there to seer"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

Lawyer--Do YOU wish your neighbor
Imprisoned for breaking your win
dows?
Client-No; want him to pay for
them. | ought to get something for
my panes.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

The Fair Visitor-How funny it is
to call the man Speaker, when he
hardly says anything at ALL
Her Escor;-Sly dear girl, most peo-
pie who say little are considered the
best convefsationaiists
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Dodrinn Duty.

A Pluukvlle poe; sings &C follows:
Another slap IN the face OF beauty;
Women are dodaing jury duty,
Has it come 10 this? And so soon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
4obbIe Gowns il the Ark.

Mrs Noah is dehonair;
Observe her painted smile,
Her gowns aud those her daughters wear
Are strikingly in style.
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imaoination Needed Messaoe.

H. ID Howells at luncheon at Kit
terry Point said OF a certain popular
novelist:
There is about as much poetry In
him as there is in McMasters.
McMasters. you know was walk
Ing with beautiful girl in wild
New England wood
What is your faYorite flower. Mr..
McMasters?' the girl asked softly.
sMeMasters thought moment, then
cleared his throat and answered:
Well. believe ] like the whole
wheat best. New York Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01

You know, Miss link. the doctors
say one ought to have at least eight
hours sleep. hope YOU take at least
that?"
Sometimes"
"Why not always?"
We'll, yol see have 10 get up at
six in the morning, and It is already
half past ten, so-Oh, must you be
g0iag?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
slipping.

There is man IN our town
Who has a woudrous thirst:
lie has not had a single drink
Since Jan L
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-02-01
At the onera.

/ Are there anyssociety people sorc
tonight"
i guess not. notice everybody Ia
the boxes Is listening to the singing" -