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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-30
THE WORLDS NEWS IN BRIEF

e. FdSOJ eHs-RepoTLeQ TWO MeNl-
can paymasters accused Of stealing
100000 from troop train, have been
shot at Juarez.
New York.-GirI arrested mas
qUerading in mans clothes has writ
ten President asking permission to
wear this attire so she can make
money as chauffeur.
New York.-Mrs. Evelyn Nesbit
Thaw professed not to believe cabled
report from London that her son
Russell is i'll.
Denver, CoI.-Mrs. Harriet Wright,
Colorado Suffrage Assn, calls Prof
MUsteTburg's psychologist who said
women couldn't be juTists, "sOur,
grouChy man, who vents his humOr
by saying mean things about wo-'
men,"
Pittsburgh, Pas killed and 8 in
jured when explosion of unknown
origin wrecked tOwbOat Alice of
Rodgers Sand Co.
Columbus, o. Edward Brown
came to town to buy green paint.
Spilled red paint on the white way.
Felt blue when sent up for 10 days.
Washington, Pa.-Riley Walters,
8, broke one leg on his first birthday,
second leg on his second birthday and
on his third birthday broke his arm.
Paris.-Women cab drivers disap-
pearing from street because public
lost interest in them when novelty
wore off.
Rome.-Duke of The Rbruzzi won
tango prize at dinner given by him
self in Venice.
The Hague.-"InternationaI Peace |
Conference" was caption over poster |
of lions and tigers. Printer mixed |
circus and peace conference orders. !
Paris.-Town of LuneIa attacked |
by gypsies for no apparent reason.
Withstood efforts of police to dis
lodge them for hours.
Paterson, N. J.-Acting Recorder
CT auyrnnpp dismissed haThpT char1-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-30

LONDON hough no fault was
found with her work, laundress of
Prince of Wales was dismissed by or
der Of Queen Mary. Too pretty.
New York.-Highwaynen held up
Julius E. Fisher, an inventor, robbed
him of $153 and returned ten cents
for carfare.
BerIin.-LiIIian Russell said, "Im.
perial palaces look small to me now"
as she rode over Berlin in Zeppelin
airship.
Lexington, Ky.-John Skein bet
physician he would live 8 months
when doctor said weeks. Collected
bet before he died.
Joliet, III.-Capt. c. w. TroxeI,
chief night officer of penitentiary, re-.
signed because of blame attached to
him for escape Of Jeff Sharun.
Washington.-Pres. Wilson left for
Cornish, N. H. Will return to Wash
ingtOn Tuesday.
Washington.-State officials claim
delay in selection of site on West
Side for pOstOffice is caused by indie
cision of Pennsylvania Railroad re-
SCI NAAAG5 AOOc5CAOAA VI LCW ICl lllllldLls
San Francisco.-OrIando S. Baker,
U. S. consul to Borneo, died at sea
on transport Thomas.
New York.-Reported that Rev.
Carl Hansen, Methodist missionary,
has been murdered in nitrate fields
of Iquique, Chile.
Sulphur, OkIa.-John Lindsay, ex-
county treasurer of Murray County,
killed J. Y. SChenck, editor Sulphur
Democrat, because he wouldn't "eat
paper" containing adverse criticism
of Lindsay.
Kankakee, III.-ReV. G. w. Bon
nell, Christian minister from Cotton,
Cal, owner of string of race horses,
held up and robbed of S125 as he
was alighting from train.
New York.-Roger Sullivan, DEM.
Ocratic leader of Cook County, H.,
arrived IN steamer 7 I1sitaOia
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
EAT CABBAGE, FISH,
SAUSAGE, NEW BREAD
"Pape's Dapepsn" digests food when
stomach cdn't-Cures
Indigestion.

10 some foods you eat hit back
into stubborn humps and cause a sick
sour. gassy stomach? Now Mr.. or
Mrs. nyspcptc. iOt this down Pape's
niapepsin digests everything. leaving
nothing to sour and upset YOU There
never was anything so safely quick,
so certainly effective No difference
how badly your stomach is disordered
you will get happy relief N five min
ntes, hut what pleases YOU most is
that II strrngt hens and regulates your
stomach so YOU can eat your fayorite
foods without fear.
Most remedies girc YOU relief some
times--they are slow, but not sure.
"Pape's Diapepsin' is quick, positive
and puts your stomach in a healthy
condition so the misery won't come
back.
You feel different as soon as
"Papes Diapcpsin" comes in contact
with the stomach distress just van
'shcs your stomach gets sweet, no
gases, no belching. no eructations Of
uudigestcd food, your head clears and
YOU feel fine.
Go now, make the best investment
You ever made. by getting a large
,,tt, ,.,t ,,-, Df Danes nionpnsiO
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

What the country postmaster thinks
of his official position was demon
strated recently by visit to the Coun-
try offices by an Inspector from the
post office department. The inspec.
tor was very dictatOrial in his manner
to the first postmaster approached.
His attention was called 10 gross neg
ligenCe that could not be permitted
by the department After the inspec-
tor had told his part of the story. and
1t came the turn Of the postmaster to
do his part of the talking. the inspec-
tor was informed that he could take
the office and put it in his grip, that
the postmaster had been trying to re-
sign for a year and no one could b."
found who would have the office, and
the inspector was further informed
that the post office would he handled
about as the postmaster chose to rin
It, The second town was visited, ami
about the same thing happened and
from then on the inspector calmed
down and advised very kindly with
the country postmaster hut made no
especial demands of any of them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
RHEUMATIC PAINS
PROMPTLY DISAPPEAR
Relief Comes After Taking Few Doses
OF CroSone.

1t is needless to suffer with Theuma-
tism. and be all crippled up, and bent
out of shape with its heart-wrenching
pains when you con avoid it.
Rheumatism comes from weak in
active kidneys, that fail to filter from
the blood the poisonous waste matter
and uric acid; and the only way to
overcome it is to remove the cause.
Croxone does this because it neil
tralizes and dissoiyes the poisonous
substances and uric acid that lodge
in the joints and muscles, TO scratch
and irritate and cause rheumatism,
and cleans out and strengthens the
stopped UP inactive Kidneys, so they
can filter the poison from the blood
and drive it on and out Of the system
,Croxoue is a truly remarkable medi-
cine for rheumatism, kidney troubles,
and bladder disorders. You will find it
differs from other remedies. There is
nothing else just like it. 1t matters
not how old you are, or how long you
have suffered, it is practically impos
sible to take it without results. Re
lief follows the first few doses. and
you will be surprised how quickly all
misery and suffering will end.
An original package of CroXone
costs but trihe and all druggists are
authorized to sell it on positive
money-back guarantee Three doses
day for a few days is often all that
is ever needed to overcome the worst
backache or urinary disorders.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
A Novelty Table.

]. A. Morrison, carpenter, VINO
works at the HudsOn-lioustOn Lum-
hrr yard. has finished a novelty in
the way of center table which he
will present TO his daughter, Miss
Bonnie as a birthday anniversary pres
ent. MIR Morrison made the table in
- hours. work. The design OF the
top is double star made of red wood
and curly birdseye maple. There are
PIG different pieces OF wood in the
top. which may be seen and counted.
The pedestal is of redwood and black
walnut Such table would cost at
least $50.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
TESTS BRklN BY WtTCE.
hlienist Are Examining Priest Slayer
as 20 His Sanity

New York. Sept 3o-A stop watch
as a means Of testing the working
raridity Of the human brain was ont
ployed by an allenist today in the
case Of Hans schmidt the German
priest who confessed to cutting the
body of Anna Amuller into pieces
ard throwing them into the Hudson
river.
~cqui1t was being examined at
The instance of District Attorney
Whitman by DR.. George H. Kirby
VINO as he asked the priest Guestiors
used the watch 10 note the time It
took Schmidt to gather his ideas aal
put them into words. All this was
with view to determine whether
Schmidt Is insane, as it is expected
that the priests plea when brought
to trial will b. insanity.
The result of the examination was
not made known. Mr., Kirby and other
alienists will question the man fur
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
BELIEVED DAUGHTER HOME.
Father Hears of Wedding Plans When
Judge Phones Asking Age.

Altus, Okla, Sept 30-When Her
bert Yeldell, and Miss Carrie Moody,
10, drove up to the residence of Coun-
ty Judge Lukenbill at Frederick and
wanted a marriage license, that Of
fetal was willing to grant the license,
but he was dubious about the young
woman's age. He called her father
on the phone at Elmer
How old is your daughter Carrie,
Mr. Moody?' he said
She's right here in the house
came the reply.
No she isn't. She's in Frederick
irving to get a license to marry"
You don't say so!" answered the
astonished father. well she's past
Is and I guess l cant stop her" he
said resignedly.
The license was forthcoming we'd
ding solemnized and the couple hied
themselves to Oklahoma City to spend
their honeymoon at the state fair.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
"THE HARVEST OF FLAME
TWO.REEL 9EX FEATURE, the.
ATORIUM TOMORROW.


Washington, Sept 30-Reports 10
Commissioner of Indian Affairs Cato
Sells Tuesday said that 1O,542 acres
of oil lands offered for lease in the
Usage Indian reservation in Okla
homa brought a bonus of S5O5,3l5,
being an average of s4S per acre.
This bonus is in addition to a roy
atty of one sixth of the oil produc
ton or these lands. The higheS;
average bonus heretofore received
for such lands in the Usage reser-
yatiun was 81 per acre
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
He could eat a meal like that it he
took Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet"

or course, this fear Of food Is nat
ural 1T arises from an abused ahu
diseased digestion, but the moment
YOU put into the stomach along with
the food YOU eat the very elements
that will digest the meal you will
suffer no evil effects, and thus lose
your fear Of food.
Such elements are contained ID
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets and they
are so powerful and yet 50 thoroughly
natural that of themselves, when
placed in a glass tube with a mixed
food, they will actually digest that
food.
More than the mere act of digest
ing the meal eaten, they so into the
blood and thus enrich all the diges-
tive machinery Of man so that when
the next meal is eaten the hutds are
stronger and more capable of doing
their work.
A little Stuart Dyspepsia Tablet
taken after each meal will quickly
restore the dyspeptic's digestion 80
he can enjoy the meal OF his dreams
in reality.
Obtain box from your druggist.
Price 30 cents
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

Alms, Okla, Sept. 30.-Because she
wrote, she was forbidden to keep com
pany with a young man of the neigh
borhood. Miss Lena Tidmore, daughter
of ]. +. Tidmore, farmer and real es-
tate man of Medicine Mound. drank
carbolic acid. She was sull conscious
when found, but lived only a few
minutes. She left a note to her 10
year-old sweetheart, explaining the
reason for her death
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
TWo-REEL REX FEATURE,
TOMORROW.
poas Run Down Escaped Convict,

McAlester, Okla. Sept, 3Q.-A A.
Bergdorf, trusty at the state peniten-
tiary, made break for liberty here
today and had reached farm house
ten miles out before blood bounds ran
him down.
Bergdorf was sent mp from Caddo
county for five years on the charge
Of assault with intent to kill.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
To Argue Becker Appeal Oct 10,

Albany, n. Y, Sept 30.--The appeal
of former Police Lieutenant Charles
Becker of New York and the four gun
men, from the sentence of death for
the murder OF Herman Rosenthal, the
gambler. will be argued before the
court of appeals on October 13. An
nouncement to this effect was made
today.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

The Pearl of southern Oklahoma
is the name given Marshall county in
the special edition OF the News Demo
crat. which shows up 20 splendid
ADVANTAGE The city Of Maiill and the
county Of Marshall The stories Of
the city and It's enterprises and Of the
the county are especially we'll written,
and such enterprise on the part Of
newspaper publishers does much to-
ward the upDuilding OF any commune
"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

The Duncan banner is out this week
with ten pages full OF local news anu
local advertising Its big head lines
cali attention to the Peanut CafnNaI
of stephens county during October
Stcpbens county cannot only produce
peanuts hut It has Its oil fields It's
natural gas fields and it's mines 0t
silver zinc and copper.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

4 girl OF II and boy OF stepped
into the Fort Worth Record office
Monday with a poem written ia mem
ory Of their father Craaed with drink
the man struck his wife with a stick
and when he realized what he had
done, he turned weapon upon HIM
self and snuffed out his Life The
widow and the orphans forgot the
abuse. they forgot their neglect they
remembered only the good traits oi
the husband and father, they hated
his drinking, but they loved him, they
hated the sin but they ioyed the man,
they were ready To forgive, but the
father never understood their feel
ings toward him. when the children
ran from him they were not afraid
OF their father, but OF the whisky. So
long as the man is fought instead of
the sin 50 long will the man he uf-
able 10 reform 20 long as the law
Furnishes the man and not the sin,
so long Will prison reform go un-
solved.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

The manufacturers OF Merlol
Rherma,iem Powders have 50 GucA
confidence in this preparation that
they authorize us TO sell them 10
YOU on a positive guarantee TO We
you relief in all cases of RhcGma-
tism or refund your money THIS IS
certainly a fair proposition. Let us
show them to you. f. J. Ramsey
Exclusive Agency.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
TIE DYsPePTiC's DREAM is 4
GOOD MEAL.
Aro He Could Most Completely Enjoy
1t II he Ate stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablet After Il.

One Of the greatest horrors to dys
pepsia sufferers is the fear of food
consequences. They know from past
experiences that meats, vegetables
and fluids Will not agree vita them.
The stomach tells them 50 and thus
after awhile they actually learn 10 ab-
hor such dishes.
But often in their dreams they eX-
perience the joys OF eating a hearty
soupronuts meal " the good old
fashioned kind. When they awake
the old fear is still with them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

The heavy covering of the ear OF
corn the heavy fur of the squirrel
and the fact that animals are laying
in a heavy supply of winter food
makes the old timers suspect that n
hard winter Is ahead Of us.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
Help Wanted.
Farm Advertisements. A

FOR SAIIE--7O0 bushels Russian NAL
akoff seed wheat, imported, Carter
county yield for 1913 37i. bush. to
acre. Also 800 bush. Red Fultz soft
wheat and winter and spring bar.
ley seed. Write at once 10 J. S. Al
verson, Glenn, Okla. 81 d. W. limo.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

This is the month for the harvest
moon That does not mean that crops
are harvested by moonlight. but II
does mean that many love S'ory
lis told In the mellow rays Of the har'
vest moon. 1t is enough TO temp
q married man to make love TO MS
wife II there are no pretty girls III
sight.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
Notice.

October 10, 1913, hearing on petit
ton for oil and gas lease on fol-
lowing lands:
Lot of Section 3, Township A
South and Range 3 Vest, in Carter
County, Oklahoma.
W. +. FREEMAN,
SO-2 County Judge.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

If the weather on Saturday permits
il to be cotton picking day. the
county farm will have work for 100
school boys and girls, The big white
bolls are open. The farm is near the
end Of the car line, the highest price
will he paid, and every worker can
make from $3.50 TO $500 that day.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

Red hair and red fox furs are to he
all the rage this winter. OF course
there will he other things to wear
whether the other things are ragged
over or not.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
HOLY ROLLER SNAKE BITTEN.

Chattanooga, Tenn, Oct, 1.-Rey.
Haslop, a holy roller preacher, is
probably dying near here today as
a result of a rattlesnake bite. He
claimed divine healing powers and
that he was immune from harm. Two
boys brought him a snake, which he
allowed to bite him five times
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
E. {. GuILLoT
LIVESTOCK.

WANTED-You to know I've got a
brand new full blooded Jersey
bull. His name is Dandy" Price
$3.50. S. A. Blondell at C. P
Halls Wagon Yard. 1l-1m
MY FINE JERSEY BULL will make
season at my barn on West Main
Street. VIII call for COWS. Phone
hlIe $40 VIII Cawwell Aim
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

Pecans are said TO be making
moor crop this year, and no one mas
ever thought enough Of the perSim'
mon to make report on its probable
yield.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

september borrowed several DAYS
from October weather and October
may be expected 20 pay back in 1uli
measure.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

y. G. Lacy returned to Ardmore
today from a visit to the Choctaw
nation. He is getting things in read
mess to begin drilling in section 3,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

Some sheets of heavy paper desir-
able for laying carpets, or to be used
in papering a room, for sale at 1c a
sheet at the Ardmoreite Office.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

ther tomorrow and their report is eA-
pected to be given Mr. Whitman y
next Monday
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
Would You Like to

Save some money. If So call on l.. ID.
Mason He has the goods and a very
close price. lS-lmo
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
Ardmore, Wednesday, Oct. !, 1873

The last September Morn at least
for this year is gone.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

FOR SALE-Seed rye, by Pugh & Fos-
ter, Main St, Ardmore, Okla. 10
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
HAS CUT TWO TEETH.

Civil War Veteran So Celebrates 18th
Birthday.
Philadelphia, Sept. SO.-John A.
Johnson, venerable Philadelphia
civil war veteran, on his seventy
eighth birthday cut two teeth, and af-
ter fifty-two years use has stopped
chewing tobacco,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01

~~~~O0-0-0O~~0@~~~"Nr~~~
FOR SALE-Low wheel oil field wag-
ons. T. h. Kearney. 10
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
FOR sALG

FOR 6Alk
oO>-o~0-o-~~~~~-o-~-~1--~-~ ~-~~--~-0O~~-~-o---~o-~N
FOR SALE-Low wheel oil field wag-
ons. r h. Kearney. 10
FOR SALE-Seed rye, by Pugh & Fos-
ter, Main St, Ardmore, Okla. -
FOR SALE-Horse, buggy and har-
ness, cheap. DR.. +. W. Roadway.
3tt
FOR SALE-A span of mules. See or
write e. NJ. Payne, at Deese, Okla
30-d6-wk.
FOR SALE-A good young work
horsa work anywhere; cash or
would trade for fat cows. Bert Gil
strap, 927 Second ave, n. W. 30-3
FOR SALE-My home on West
Main Street, 5-room house, city
water, electric lights, one half block
large forest trees; the most beau
titul lot in Ardm,-", VIII sell on
easy terms or wi trade for close
in property. G, P. Selvidge. Phone
31O l5tf
FOR SALE-20 acres cotton, good
team and wagon, farm implements,
house goes with it; feed stuff, etc,
all for $4O0 If taken at once. Would
take one pony in exchange. John f,
Easley. 1S-1m.
VERY DESIRABLE LOT, l00Xl5j, c
and 4th, S W., close in, modern,
worth $500, for quick sale $25o
This is a genuine bargain for home
or investment, phone 90. @l-lm
FOR SALE-3 houses and lots. close
in, corner and 4th Ave. N. W.
All modern in every respect.
Houses are comparatively new,
some cash, balance easy terms.
Write me at once. G. L. Virgins,
Fort Worth, Texas. I9-lm
NOTICE. will on the 1lth day of
October, 1873, at O'Clock p III, i'll
front of the city pound, sell to the
highest bidder for cash. one bay
mare, 1412 hands high. about II
years old, branded 90 zone o above
the other) on right thigh. Dan
Blackburn, Poundkeeper. I-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-10-01
MISCELLANEOUS

MF0OE EL NNEUUW
SELL AND RENT TYPEWRITER
and handle ribbons. carbon pape'
oil, etc. @. P. Selvijge. Phone $40
DEMAND an abstract TO the prop
perty you buy, costs you nothing
and saves many lawsuits and losses
Ardmore Abstract Co, W. s. Vol
veTton & Sons. 27-lm
|. r. BEST COLLECTING AGENCY.
Special attention given to rents and
out-Of-town paper. Prompt remit
tanee made. Office with d. W. But
cher. Phone 1893.
The Irish standard., 1913-03-08

task OF Gladstone in rcconciling Ire
land to the Empire. The Cabinet is an
united as ever it was, and the Coali-
ton Was never stronger or more con-
hdent. Home Rule IS the one subject
which acouses the most genuine en-
thusiasm amongst Liberals and Labor
men, and all the efforts Of the lie fac
tory in Ulster" and its emissaries in
Great Britain fail 10 make a dent in
its armor All the talk about dissen-
Sions in the Cabinet and SO forth, is
mere rubbish. The Insurance Act is a
success. and the Tories now fear 10
face by-election. Even in Chorley,
with their four figure majority, they
dread the re>llt, after Bolton and Der
~. With an impotent House Of Lords
and demoralized and worse than
leaderless party in the Commons, To-
ryis.n is beaten and discredited AM!
helpless as it has never been before.
From before such a combination Mr..
.tsqui,h is not the man to sound Il
retreat
The Irish standard., 1913-03-08
Read Rioarapl,ia..

y good tonic for the girl VINO is
snort on ambition and long on friyo,i-
ties is reading biographies of men and
Women who have arrived" after hard
ups and disheartening downs. They
reproach her for accepting the limita-
lions of her lot, and sometimes inject
INTO her mind healthy bacillus OF
discomfort.
Inc girl who enjoys biogra phies en-
JOYS achievement, and vice versa. for
the latter point to the former as a
source of inspiration and enlizhten-
ment.
1t Is best to read OF the doines of
such men and women who have
reached the top in your own line of
work, for these make the strongest an
peal to Your will. and If YOU cannot
read between the lines and pick ont
pointers for yourself YOU will at least
reel the unexpected challenge to nerk
up and do likewise, if not little bet
ter