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The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
A CaNr In Arithmetic

The teacher was hearing her class Of
small boys In mathematics
Edgar" she said. '"if your father
can do piece of work In seven days
ana your Uncle William can do Il In
nine days, how long would II take both
uf them 10 do ity'
They would never get 1t done" an
sWered the boy earnestly. "Th"y
would SIT down ana tell ash storics,"-
New York Post
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
papa'S Fault,

Father have Just heard that that
'ncorrigible son of mine has Just mar
ried well known actress. Daughter
Well, YOU have yourself 10 blame. ia
Their Father-iIow do you make that
outl Daughtcr-lIaven't you often
told him 10 hitch his wagon 10 "A starr
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
Gettino n Riaht,

II was on a street car IN the city of
Washington. Two colurcd women In
cheaply gorgeous splendor were talk
ing and one chanced 10 mention a Mr.
Jinks IN her conversation
Excuse me-" said the other woman,
"but his name Is not Jinks. II Is Mr.
jerks"
"Oh. I sees" said the other woman
complscently. IL sees that you puts
a accsas on de pronoaA."
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
Cynical Foresight.

"1lat hoy OF yours may be president
VI the United states some day"
Maybe" assented Farmer Corntos
sci hut the chances are that he'll bs
one OF the fellows who think they mr..
lucky II they get appointed 10 be post
masters Washington Star
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
All Over.

"Well, dear, guess the honeymoon
is over"
why do you say thatT pouted the
bride.
II have been taking stock and tlnd
that am down 10 S265."-Washington
llernld
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
Whit the Teacher Taueht Him.

The small boy had Just returned
home after u most tumultuons day AZ
school.
what lesson" asked his father
was the most impressed on you to
day 10y the tcachcrf"
Dat need thicker pair OF pants
Ladies' Home Journal.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
Wanted No JeaIousn.

Little Lola had received n doll and
Kitten among her birthday presents
(which do you like best, your kitten
ur your dollT asked her mother,
Lola went over and whispered In her
mothers ear, II like dolle best. but
rlease don't tell Kitty Chicago News
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05

" every post there would be long en-.
yaiope creased down the middle. show
ing II was u return A writer he was.
--Pcarson's Weekly.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
The Lure.

You're wanted at home, father"
"Who says so?"
Mother"
"Did she say anything elseT
"She said II you didn't come at once
she'd come and fetch you"
Come on. boy. let's 60 home. File
gende Batter.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05

An accusation OF having done wrong
should not disturb you-uLless it's true
- Seth Brown
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
Wasted Advice.

Father-My son, remember thls-no
man ever accomplished much who
talked M his work. Son How about
lecturer, dad2-Boston Transcript
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05

II II not wise 10 rush into violent
friendships with every one You meet
hu, II Is n great mistake not 10 lee on
friendly terms with those with whom
YOU come In contact
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
6uralara and the Law.

i,cmarking that many members OF
the public feel some doubt rs to the
precise extent Ia which the law VIII
uphold them IN using violence To defeat
ur capture u burglar, the Law Journal
of London says: n peaceful tres
paSs"r must be requested Ia depart In
peace. and only on his refusal can
force be used to remove him. hut n
violent ar an armed treSpasScr can he
removed without such Il request. As
u general rule. however, II Is not law
ful To Kill even u person aSSaulting one
or stealing ones goods. Unless ones
life Is In danger such an act Is at best
manslaughter Possibly In the defense
OF ones home the use OF firearms Is
justliable, even Ir no violence 10 the
person Is threatened. but this Is very
doubtfnl"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
All Beneath Her.

Clare-Do YOU think you could bnns
yourself TO marry n man your mtelec'
tunl infcriorg Lydia-l suppose shal
have 10. London Opinion.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05

The dread OF ridlcule extinguishss
originality Ia its birth. .Rlackwood.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05
A Pertinent Query.

The old gentleman looked ferley In
the eye.
"Can you support my daughter In
the style To which she Is accustomed"
he demanded.
mo, colonel, | cant" replied i'crley,
"but let me ask you, sir. could YOU
have done so ut my age|-Harpers
Weekly
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05

A fool at forty will never be wise
irish proyerb,
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1913-05-05

The worst cases. no matter of how long standing.
are cured nv the wonderful. old reliable DR..
lortsrs AntisepNe Healing Oh. IL relieves
paln Ane hesls az abe tane Tina Se, soe, tL0o.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-30

wrong, DuC just Trying 10 get 10 1eIIe
HaUte.
New York.-Viscount HaIdane,
Lord High Chancellor of Great
Britain, arrived on Lusitania.
Anna, EII.-Eight women arrested
in raid on so-caIled red light district
operating on fair grounds. Fined SIS
and ordered out of town.
Lansing, Military occupa-
ton of Northern Michigan copper
district will cost state approximately
100000.
Anderson, indictment HooVen,
At, leading capitalist of this city,
dead.
RushviIIe, Ind.-Ex-Sheriff William
Price killed in quarrel with son Urbie,
25. Fell and struck head on side
walk when son hit him.
Washington.-Rep. Britten Of ILL.,
uois asks for 100000 for establish
uent of government arnOr plant.
Tokio.-Many lives lost in typhoon
-7hich has been sweeping coast for
Sc hours.
THE THAW CASE
Sherbroke, Que., Aug. 30.-DiscOv-
ering that the Canadian law makes
it possible for any citizen to sue out
a writ of habeas corpus to iberate
any person held under a faulty COM
mitment, the New York state repre-
sentatives plan to take this action
and have Judge Hutchinson, who
holds powers equal to Judge Globen-
sky, grant the writ.
The commitment being faulty, the
New York lawyers expect to have
Thaw Immediately liberated, and the
immigration officials will rush him to
Coaticook where he will be turned
over to E. BIakeley Robinson, asst.
supt. of immigration, who will take
he Matteawan fugitive to the United
tates.
That the Thaw lawyers regard the
tuatiOn as desperate was evidenced
e.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-30

SENATOR JOHN WILLIAMS AND
SWOLLEN FORTUNES
Washington, Aug. 30.-What to do
about swollen fortunes became the
text for some interesting words in
the Senate when Bristow tried to
make more drastic the income tax
provision of the tariff bill. John
Sharp Williams, de factO Democratic
leader Twice Simmons, incompetent),
philosophical in his usual entertain
ing way. Senator Williams admitted
that the problem must be faced later
if not sooner and did not deny that
he had given the matter some earnest
thought.
81 recognize" said he, that vast
fortune may do harm in the hands of
it's accumulation, but recognize too
that it may do harm in a still greater
way after he is dead by being kept
together by his direction; and / es7
peciaIy fear a sort of habit that has
grown up among a few of the great
rich families of America of not per-
hitting their fortunes to be divided
equally between their children, but
leaving them to the best moneygrub-
Der in the family, so that the deceas-
ed may feel assured in some other
life somewhere that his philosophy Of
life is being carried out by somebody
who is nearest to him in his own
family.
81 realize all that. But realize an
other thing: No honest man can
make war upon great fortunes per Sc.
The Democratic party never has
done it; and when the Democratic
party begins to do it, it will cease
to be the Democratic party and be-
come the Socialistic party of the
United States; or, better expressed,
the communistic party, or quasi-com-
munistic party, of the United States.
81 have a suspicion that a man
cannot make one Of these immense,
great, big fortunes honestly in one
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
PUBLIC UTILITIES
TO HOLD HEARINGS
New Commission Meets Today to Con-
slider New Regulations for StAl
Railway Cars.

The public utilities commission will
hold its first open hearing at 10 O'Clock
this morning in the board room OF the
Municipal Building upon certain new reg
ulations proposed by the commission for
the operation and equipment of street
railway cars in the District.
The revised regulations were the work
of the old District electric railway COM
mission. They were turned over to the
utilities body by the interstate commits
sion and have since been under its con-
sideration.
1t is understood that the new commits
sion has babe further additions to the
regulations decided upon by the old
commission. The new regulations are
grouped under the heads of speed, stops,
sanitation. equipment. &C.
Representatives of the railway COM
panies have been invited to attend. and
they will be asked to suggest any
changes or additions to the new uyules
which, in their opinion, may appear to
be necessary. The new regulations may
not be formally ordered for some time.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
ANACOSTIA CHILDRENS'
VACATION is NEAR
Episcopal Home Pupils to Occupy
Alexander Beall House at
Colonial Beach.

The children of the Episcopal Home
for Children in Anacostia probably will
occupy their summer home at Colonial
Beach shortly after the closing of the
present school term. Preliminary ar
rangements are being made to take the
children tn the home given by Alex
e ander Bean at Colonial Beach. Mrs. W.
c. Davenport is president OF the board
OF managers and Will be in charge.
An open-sir festival will be given, the
proceeds Of which will be used to assist
in maintaining the summer home.
Anacostia Chapter. No. u, Royal Arch
Masons. met last night in the local Ma
sonic Hall. with Wilbur H. Lawrence,
high priest. in charge. New members
were admitted. The chapter may con-
duct an open-air festival this summer.
The regular meeting of the Original
Garfield Citizens Association will be
held on Thursday evening.
The first service in the Emmanuel
Episcopal Church in Anacostia will be
held Sunday morning. June g Rev.
W. Oscar Roome. VINO has been selected
TO succeed the present rector. Rev. Will
lard G. Davenport, will be ordained to
the priesthood in the Episcopal church
AT that time by the Bishop OF Washing
ton. Right Rev. Alfred T Harding.
Anacostia Tent, No. I. knights of the
Maccabees, completed arrangements
last evening for their annual memorial
services. TO be held on June l5 The
graves of members of this tent are to
be decorated.
A recent statement Of Representative
L. c. Dyer of Missouri. member of the
House District Committee. indicated that
he intends to do everything in his
power toward securing additional appro-
priations to carry on the work at the
Government Hospital for the Insane
here. He said that he considered the
institution the greatest Of its kind in the
country, and he thought Congress should
do all in its power to properly maintain
1t. He highly complimented DR.. W. A.
White, the superintendent. for his work
at the institution.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
DANIELS RIDICULEs ATTACK.
Unfcnzed by Remarks of Go,
BIease Anent "Tigers."

Secretary of the Navy Daniels yester-
day ridiculed the attack made upon
him by Gov. Cole Blease of South Caro-.
lima in connection with the alleged ex-
istenCe of blind tigers" unlicensed
liquor dispensaries' at Port Royal, s. c.
Il told some of the South Carolina su-
thorities, he said, that they could not
expect me TO recommend larger appro-
priations TO Congress for the Navy Re
form School at Port Royal, in view of
the existing conditions. 1t is not safe to
have a reformatory surrounded by any
lawlessness. II the blind tigers said to
exist there are cleaned out. there is every
reason for developing the Port Royal
institution"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
LEGAL NOTICES.
DIsMER & EsHER, ATTORNEYS.

SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF CO.
lumbia. holding Probate Court. No lssT Admin
istratiou--This is to give notice that the slbscber
OF the District Of Columbia. has obtained from the
Probate Court Of the District of Columbia letters
Of administration. c. t a. on the estate OF Emma
lsemann. late Of the District Of Columbia deceased
All persons having claims against the deceased are
hereby warned to exhibit the same with the vouch-
ers thereof. legally authenticated to the zhs7ibe
on OF before the sd DAY OF MAY. A. D. 1914;
otherwise they may By law be excluded from all
benefit Of said estate. Given under my hand this
Sd day Of May 1913 HENRY Z ISEMANN, III
Eleventh Street Southeast Attest: (Seall JAMES
TANNER, Register Of Wills for the District Of Co
lumbia. Clerk Of the Probate Court. imyZ, je1io
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27

necessary TO maintain such a financial
gait and the prolific character of hens
essential to such an income. The $4,000
a day, II should be explained. represents
not only eggs, but fancy breeded stock
for sale, broilers and fertilizer.
The claim is made the Sunday closing
bill has more chance of passing this
Congress than any previous one. A
lot Of people didn't think the Jones'
Works bill would pass. but 1t did, and
It has Sunday closing provision in 1t
that will, after July 1, when II becomes
operative, put crimp into some folks
contended idea that the Constitution of
the United States will always stand in
the way Of a Sunday closing law for the
District Of Columbia.
The Wages of SIM a sensational
film in which Dago Frank, Lefty Louie.
Gyp the Blood. and other gangmen ap-
pear, has already met with the opposi-
ton Of the press. VIII the censors can"
Il?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27

II you have sore feet, tired feet,
sweaty feet, lame feet, tender feet,
smelly feet, corns, callouses, or bunions,
read what happened to Mrs Crockett, of
Jacksonville. TIZ did 1t. Mr.. Crockett
says: After the second treatment she
walked downstairs one foot at a time.
She had not been able to walk downstairs
before in the past five years except by
stepping down on each step with one foot
at a time. This is remarkable. Send me
flye more boxes"
No matter what ails your feet or what
under heaven you have used without get
ting relief, just use TIZ. It's the only
foot remedy ever made which acts on
the principle Of drawing out all the pois-
onous exudations which cause sore feet.
Powders and other remedies merely clog
up the pores. TIZ cleans them out and
keeps them clean. You will feel better
the first time it's used. Use it a week and
you can forget you ever had sore feet.
There is nothing on earth that can COM
pare with II. If any one offers you an
imitation that is claimed to be 'as good
as IT," ask why, IL it is just as good.
they don't dare to come out and adver-
tise II. Don't you be a victim-get the
genuine. TIZ Is for sale at all drug
stores, department and general stores.
sc a box, or direct IL you wish. Money
back II TIL doesn't do all We say. For
a free trial package write today TO Wal
ter Luther DodEe 4 Co.. Chicago. III.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
WANT AID HOROSCOPE.
MAY a..

Children. born on this date shonld De
most carefully reared in calm, quiet sur
roundings, with restful influences.
Undue excitement and nervous dis
turbances sometimes prove fatal to these
children, as they are very highly strung.
They seem to have many fears, and
should be given patient love.
They can always be reached through
their reason and affections. both of
which are strong and dominating in
fiuences in their lives.
You cannot drive a person born on
this date, but love will accomplish won
ders.
This date favors the Want Ads in
placing stenographers. A position as
manager. sought through the Want Ads.
would lead to strong financial interests.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
NORFOLK & WESTERN RwY
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT OCT. %. 1872
Ieaxa Washfnofon Nau TTnion Station

SCHEDULE IN EfFECT OSI -. III
Leave Washington. New Union Station.
$50 a. m Daily-AH points on Norfolk & Western.
1910 p. m Dsily-Roanoke. Bristol, Winston-Saler,
Knoxville, Chattanooca, Nashville. New Orleans.
Through sleeper. dining
40 a. m.-For Bristol. Knoxville, Chattanooga,
Nashville. and Memphis Washington Memphis sleep
ers open al 10 p m.
ashin;ton- Memphis sleepers open at 10 p m
For NorfoIk-Leave daily I=D 4. m and l20f noon
Arrive Norfolk II % q. and S5D .. Paricr carr
40 ?. N. Dsy-BerryTille. Lurzy. Shenandoah.
Trains from the Southwest arrivs 6;s5 a N. lo,so p
N. and H:l5 a. N daily.
Tickets and informssion se-ixzs-eSsH-Yak-Asana
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
New Films Today.

Borrowed Plumage." comedy (Cines)
THE Champion Fixer," comedy (Cines)
In Somaliland," scenic tCines): AN I'm
willing Separation" drama CEdison: The
New Sheriff." drama '(Essanay); Doing
Like Daisy comedy Gubin): The
Yarn Of the Nancy Bell" comedy Gubin) !;
''Bullhight in France" sporting (Pathe);
In the Forest of Cochin, China" lum-
bering (Pathe); The Girl and the Judge"
drama (Selig): Tricks of the Trade"
comedy-drama CVitagraph).
MUTUAL FILMS.
Carmen" in three reels. Great Than
hauser film, first time shown, at the
Maryland.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27

An important court decision has been
rendered in a case brought by an ex-
hibitor in Utica, n. Y, against the
American Express Company for damages
for failure of the express company to
deliver to the exhibitor a film in time
for exhibition on the advertised date.
The court awarded the exhibitor sl25.sO
damages, and the result of the case is
deemed Of great importance to exhibitors
everywhere.
local fan writes US he can identify
over 400 silent players who appear in
films. Does he hold the record?
some War Picture!
Two generations OF theatergoers who
have been thrilled by Bronson Howard
military play Shenandoah will read
with interest that il has been adapted to
motion pictures by the Kalem producers
and will be released in a few weeks
One thousand men take part in the SEN
sational Battle Of Winchester, the usual
army Of "supes' having been augmented
by several companies OF State militia
Sheridsn's historic ride was produced in
authentic locations in Virginia, and the
bombardment of Sumter was made be-
fore that famous fort in the harbor of
Charleston, S. c.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
RAILROADS.

Chesapeake Beach Ry.
SCHEDULE OF EXCURSION TRAINS TO AND
FROM CHESAPEAKE BEACH.
Effective May n, 1913 Subject to change without
notice.
WEEK DAYS.
Going. leave District Line. 10. nso a. N. IN.
$50. and 7i5 .. m Returning leave the Beach.
IS a. m. Eos 9. 9. and 10 p. m.
SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS.
Going. leave District Line. $50 1880 Il % .. m.
2 $40. 4 aad 7:i5 p m Returning leave ths
Beach, a. m, R.o 30. 6. 8, 3. and 10 p m
". ?. JONES. President
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
some War Picture!
A $4,000 Day Income.

Some jocular comments have been
made on the caption which adorns the
poster issued in connection with the
American film made on CALIFORNIA;
poultry industry by President Hutchin-
son. The statement beneath the picture
reads: $1,000 a day income from 100000
chickens" Certain critics have COM
mented on the enormous number of eggs
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
CHESAPEAKE g. OHIO LINES.

3:l5 p. m. Daily-Sleepes to Louisville. Cincinnati.
lndanapols. and st. Louis
Gao p. m. Daiiy-Pumsn to Cincinnati and Chi
cagu.
10 p m. Daily-Slsepers to Virginia Hot Springs.
Cincinnati, and Louisville.
Ofices. SIS Pa Ave. 1850 F ST., and Union Station.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
HOLIDAY DELIVERIES
FOR DECORATION DAY
Only One Delivery, but Some Stations
Will Be Open for Public
Business.

1t was announced yesterday that the
usual holiday schedules of delivery
would be in force Decoration Day. There
will be one delivery, with which car
riers will start from postoftices at. 7:3C
o clock in the morning. The money or
der division will be closed all day Mail
may be registered at the city postoffice
between 10 and Ii o'clock in the morn
ing.
Mail collections will be made as fol-
lows:
Main office, 7:3O a. m, 4:3O and II p. m
Station A. 7:30 a. m, and 1880 p. m.
Station B, 80 a m, and 1880 p. m.
Station F. a. m, 4 and 10 p. m.
Station G. 7:30 a. M, and 1880 p. m.
Station II. 40 a. m, 10 p. m.
Station X, $50 a. m, p. m.
Takoma Park station. a. m. p. m.
Brookland station. $50 a. m, p. m.
Tennleytown station. 7:S0 a. m, Up. m.
Terminal station. 7:3O a. m. and 1870
p. m.
The following named stations will be
business:
Station A, to II a. m.
Station 3. to 10 a. m.
Station c. TO II a. m.
Station F. 7:3O to II a. m.
Station G. 80 to II a. m.
Station n. TO II a. m.
Station X. TO II a. m. 5 to Z p. MT
Takoma Park station, to II a. m, s.
TO p. m.
Brookland station, S to IL a. m.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
Motion Picture News
A Daily Feature In the Herald.

the q
In
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
BANKER MUST FACE TRIAL.
Stubborn Money Probe Witness
Loses Habeas Corpus Plea.

New York. May 2s-Federal Judge
Mayer today dismissed the writ Of
habeas corpus secured by George D.
Henry. the New York banker indicted
for contempt in refusing to answer GER
tain questions during the money trust in
vestigation.
Henry was indicted for refusing to give
the names of seven New York banks
which participated in the so-caIled Cali
fornia petroleum loan.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27

The island Of Elba. the principal island in the
fynhenian Archipelago located between Corsica and
the coast Of Tuscany. has an area Of eighty-sir
square miles. coast extension Of seventy-oue miles
and Population Il k,S7. sacording to The census
Of tsu. :
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
FOR SALE-CHICKENS.

WANT A PARTNER WITH CAPITAL
of $500 or more to join me In buying and
business not essential. Address. for par
ticulars, Box IS, Herald ONCE.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
FOR sALG-CHICKENs.

YOU CAN SELL YOUR POULTRY
through an ad under this heading.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-27
DUCKL1NGs WANTED.

D U C K LIN G S-wANTED TO PUR-
chase several dozen Indian runner"
ducklings; must be reasonably priced for
cash. Address 81. r." Herald ONCE