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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
Household Economy
How to Have the Best Cough
Syrup and Save 81, by
Making 1t mt Home.

Cough medicines, as a rule, contain a
large quantity of plain syrup. If you
take one pint of granulated sugar, add
y pint of warm water and stir about
2 minutes, you have as good syrup as
money could buy.
If you will then put 21a ounces of
Pinex go cents WORTHY in a pint bottle,
and fill it up with the Sugar Syrup, you
will have as much cough syrup as you
could buy ready made for $3.50. 1t
keeps perfectly.
And you will find it the best cough
syrup you ever used even in whOoping
cough. You can feel it take hold-usu-
ally stops the most severe cough in "a
hours. 1t is Just laxative enough, has a
good tonic effect, and taste is pleasant.
Take a teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
1t is a splendid remedy, too, for
whooping cough, Group, hoarseness, asth-
ma, chest pains, etc.
Pinex is the most valuable concentra-
ted compound of Norway white pine ex-
tract, rich in guaiacol and all the heal
ing pine elements. No other prepara-
tion will work in this formula.
This recipe for making cough remedy
with PineX and Sugar Syrup is now
used and priced in thousands of homes
in the United States and Canada. The
plan has often been initiated but never
successfully.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction, or
money promptly refunded, goes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Pinex, or will
get it for YOU. If not, send to The
Pinex Co., Ft. Wayne, Ind.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
FerndaIe Review Club.

The Ferndale Review club had a
splendid attendance yesterday when
they concluded the study of the New
England period at Mrs. S. A. Douglas
with Mrs. Sue Kiernan as hostess.
Mrs. A. Carpenter was leader.
Roll call was answered by a less
familiar name of this era.
Mrs. Carpenter conducted the les
son on American literature.
Mrs. S. A. Douglas discussed Man
lila in an interesting article.
Miss Pauline Higdon read splen.
didly prepared paper on Spanish in
fluence in our literature.
Mrs. Douglas served refreshments.
The club was delighted in having as
their guest, Mrs. o A. Strange, of
Kingston, a former president of the
club.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
The Voyage of Life.

Thus. then, | steer my bark and sail
On even keel with gentle gale;
At helm | make my reason sit
NV crew of passions all submit.
If dark and clustering prove some
nights
Philosophy puts forth her light,
Experience holds the cautious glass,
To shun the breakers as l pass;
And freqnent throws the wary lead,
To see what dangers may be hid;
And once in seven years I'm seen
At Bath or Tunbridge to careen.
Though pleased to see the dolphins
play,
/ mind my compass and my way,
With store sufficient for belief,
And wisely still prepared to reef
Nor wanting the dispersive bowl
OF cloudy weather in the soul,
I make may (Heaven propitious send
Such wind and weather to the end.
Neither becalmed nor overblown,
Life's voyage TO the world unknown.
Matthew Green.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

If you care for heavy hair that glis-
tens with beauty and is radiant with
life; has an incompatible softnesi
and is fluffy and lustrous you must
use Danderine, because nothing elsd
accomplishes so much for the hair.
Just one application of Knowlton's
Danderine will double the beauty OF
your hair, besides it Immediately dis
solves every particle Of dandruff; you
cannot have nice, heavy, healthy hair
if you have dandruff. This destructive
scurf robs the hair Of its lustre, its
strength and its very life, and If not
overcome it produces feverishness
and itching OF the scalp; the hair
roots famish, loosen and die; then
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

The sale of tickets for Louis Mann
has been post encouraging, a fact
due both TO the actors prominence
and to the fact that this is the last big
attraction of the season.
Mr. Manns reputation as an actor
is so firmly established he needs no
eulogizing Miss Wellman, leading lady
has shared Mr. Mann's honors in this
play and is said TO be one of the
youngest women playing leading roles
with a star, on the stage.
The supporting company is capable
and the production is elaborately stag
eG.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
KEEP YOUR LIVER AND 80 FEET Or BOWELS
CLEAN WITH DELICIOUS SYRUP OF FIGS"
REMOVES FOUL GASES SOUR BILE AND THE cLoeeeDUP WASTE
WITHOUT GRIPE NAUSEA-NO HEADACHE, SOUR, BILIOUS
STOMACH, COATED TONGUE OR CONSTIPATION.

Primitive folks did not need laXa-
tiyes, They lived outdoors, ate plenty
of fruit and all of their food was
coarse. We modern people are dill
terent. We exercise too little, eat
little fruit, and our food is too fine
too rich.
We simply cant have our ten yards
of bowels clogged up, liver choked
with sour bile and stomach full OF
foul effete matter and feel well. 1t
means that the food and waste re-
tanned in the stomach and thirty feet
of bowels fermonts-decays. The de-
cay creates poisons, gases and acids,
ANA those poisons are sucked into
the blood through the very ducts m
tended to suck in the nutriment
Then We have sick headache, become
dun, bilious, tongue coated, nervous
meals don't digest, and we feel mis-
cradle all over. SO we must make
our choice We must live like prim-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
YOUR HAIR IS FLUFFY, BEAUTIFUL
AND LUSTROUS IN A FEW MOMENTS
SAVE YOUR HAIR! DANDERiNE DESTROYS DANDRUFF AND
STOPS FALLING HAIR AT oNcE-eRows HAIR. PROVE 1T.
the hair falls out fast.

the hair falls out fast.
If your hair has been neglected and
is thin, faded, dry, scraggy or TOO
oily, don't hesitate, but get 25/cent
bottle of lKnowlton's Danderine at
any drug store or toilet counter; ap-
ply a little as directed ana ten min
utes after you will say this was the
best investment you ever made.
We sincerely believe, regardless OF
everything else advertised that if you
desire soft, lustrous, beautiful hair
and lots Of it-no dandruff-no itch
ing scalp and no more falling hair
you must use Knowlton's Danderine.
If eventually-why not now? A 20
cent bottle will truly amaze you.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

youthful yigor will revive. The sen n.
ator was glad to get Pauline back
into the fold for she has supplied
milk to the family of n president
for two years. and VIII add dignity to
his herd
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

bic. Pastors. superintendcnts. tea h
ers and sunday school Officers should
embrace this opportunity to hear th'
worlds greatest leaders in Sunday
school work Every delegate yor
send means a live worker for yo1r
school. You need to know more abo't
the best methods of work and the
state convention is the place to get
help. Everyone interested in better
Sunday schools and in bringing more
people UNDER the influence on the
teaching and training service Of the
church is cordially invited to attend.
various churches of Oklahoma City
have agreed to furnish lodging for
the three nights of the convention,
free, to all enrolled delegates. For in
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
Christian Missionary Society.

The Missionary society of the
Christian church will meet on tomor-
row afternoon at o'clock with Mrs.
Arthur James with Mrs. Sallie Jordan
as leader.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
BroWninu Class,

The Browning class will meet on
Saturday afternoon with Mesdames
Waltrip and Roberts at the T. Y.
Morgan home. The lesson will be the
conclusion of Colombes birthday.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
WILL SELL ALL
UNALLOTED LANDS
j. GEORGE WRIGHT ANNOUNCES
SAlE-NO APPRAlSEMENT -
GOES TO HIGHEST BIDDER.

.Muskogee, Okla, March 5.-J.
George Wright, commissioner to the
Five Civilized tribes, today issued
order for the sale of the remaining
unallottcl lands in Ine Chickasaw
and Choctaw nations. The sales will
start in Chickasha. Grady county on
May !. and close at Idabel on May 10.
Two classes of land will be sold-that
which failed to sell in May, 1912,
amounting to 10000 acres and 90
1lS acres in the Choctaw nation
which were removed from sale in
1910, on the supposition that they
We're timber lands, but which since
for timber purposes There is no riN-
ed appraisement, and the land will
be sold to the highest bidder. The
lands do not include the surface as
phalt and coal segregated lands, and
for this reason the purchaser win re
ceive all title and fee in the proper
ty, both surface and mineral The
acreage in the different counties and
dates of sale are az follows
Chickasaw Nation.
Grady county 3,311,96; May I, 1913.
jefferson county 5,445,62; May 2,
1913.
Stephens county 2,S2O56; May 3,
1919.
Love county 1O,O95SS; May 3, 1913,
McClain county 2,5S1.S5; May :,
1918.
Pontotoc county 4,72719; May 3,
Garvn county 9G9.32; May 6, 1913
Murray county 1882; May 7, 1913
Carter county 1,201.27; May 8, 1915.
Marshall county 2,O15,74 May 8,
1913.
Johnston county 2,111.54; May 10,
1913.
ChoctaW Nation.
Atoka county 916S.33; May G, 1913,
Bryan county 5,123.56; May 7, 1913.
Latimer county 1896; May s,
1913.
Pittsburg county 14,671.S2; May 8,
1918.
Haskell county 12,S75.52; May 10,
1913.
LeFlore county 6,69O.71; May 70,
1913.
Coal county 3,324O7; May u, 1913.
Hughes county 4,6S1.14; May 13,
1913.
Puskmataha county 4,O6S.55; May 19
1913.
Choctaw county 4,745.56; May a.,
1913.
McCurtain county 12,1SO.7S; May 10
1913.
Also the following tracts at not less
than certain prices, varying from 5Oc
to $13 per acre, lands not heretofore
advertised:
Latimer county 3O,275.29; May s.,
1913.
Pittsburg county $4,000; May 3,
1913.
Haskell county 19,566.5O; May 10,
1913.
Leflore county 26,21S.5O; May y,
1918.
Pushmataha county 1O,73S.50; May
10, 1913.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
Parcels Post Party.

The ladies of tie Presbyterian
church wish to invite you to a Par
cells Post party on Wednesday even .
ing at the annex.
They have one for you.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
Mothers Club Benefit.

The Third Ward Mothers club wish
to call the especial attention of the
Arimore public to their benefit at the
Thanhouser theatre this evening.
Your patronage will be most appre-
ciated.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
WOMAN TOOK
FRIENDS ADVICE
And Found Health in Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Window, Kansas. -"1'had displace.
ment which caused bladder trouble ano

l was so miserable
/ didn't know what
to do. | suffered
from bearing down
pains, my eyes hur.
me, l was nervous,
dizzy, and irregular
and h ad fem a e
weakness. l spent
money on doctors
but got worse all
the time.
ga friand told mo
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
IN SOCIETY
By Mary Gwynn Whiteman Telephone l42
RECEPTION.

The Ferndale Review club will give
a reception this afternoon from )
until ) o'clock at the home of Mrs.
Carpenter in honor Of Mrs. O. A.
Strange of Kingston, a former presi-
dent of the club.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
Pythian Sisters.

The Pythian Sisters met yesterday
afternoon at their hall.
An invitation has been extended the
Ardmore chapter by the Marietta
chapter. to meet with them the latter
part of the week in a competitive
contest of the degree teams.
The ladies decided to accept.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

iticv folks, else we must take arti.
ficial means to move the excess bile
and waste matter on and out of the
system.
The safest, most harmless and ef-
lectiye stomach, liver and bowel
cleanser and regulator for men, wom-
en- and children-is delicious Syrup
OF Figs. which doesn't irritate, grippe
or weaken. Its effect is the effect
of fru.ts. 1t is composed entirely OF
luscious figs, senna and aromatics.
Don't think you are druggirg voLr-
self. Syrup of Figs can be constant
ly used without harm.
Ask your druggist for syrup Of
1igs and Elixir of Senna," and zee
on the label that it is prepared ny
The California Fig Syrup Company.
This is the only genuine-the Id
reliable Refuse, with contemM, the
so-called Fig Syrup limitations SOME
times offered to deceive you.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
Pleasant Hour Club.

The Pleasant Hour club will meet
tomorrow afternoon with Mesdames
n. C. Wood and p. p. Kearney's at
Mrs. Kearney's.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
T.

In yesterdays paper tie shower re-
ported at Mrs. Tate's should have
been at Mrs. Pages.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
John Homer HinkIe, Jr.

Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Hinkle have
announced to their friends the birth
of a fine baby boy, whom they have
christened John Homer Hinkle, Jr.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

The Ardmc:a Produce Company
viii shin carload of hens March 10.
Bring in your hens. We pay the
highest market price for them. Ard
more Produce Co., West Main st.
26-1,u
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
Orio Club.

The Orio club will meet tomorrow
afternoon with Mrs. Ralph Ramsey.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

Mrs. A. r. Cook has returned from
a visit to st. Louis and Springfield,
Mo.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

formation regarling enrolment and
entertainment, write c. II. Nichols,
1923 East Ninth street Oklahoma
City OKLA not later than March Is,
1873.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
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TODAY'S CALENDAR.

First Ward Mothers club
a. school.
Reception at Mrs. Carpenters
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

There is no better medicine made
for colds than Chamberlain Cough
Remedy. 1t acts on natures plan,
relieves the lungs, opens the secre-
tions, aids eXpectoration; and re-
stores the system to "A healthy con-
dition. For sale by all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
TOMoRROW'S CALENDAR

!: Orio club with Mrs. Ralph
:: Ramsey.
I: Pleasant Hour club with
:: Mesdames Wood and Kearney
:: at Mrs. Kearney's.
: Christian Missionary society
: at Mrs. James.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

about the Pinkham remedies and took
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and was cured. l cannot praise
your remedies enough for know 1never
would have been we'll if had not taken
it. Miss MARY A. HoRNER, Route
No. 2, Box Al, Window, Kansas.
Consider Well This Advice.
No woman suffering from any form
of female troubles should lose hope un-
til she has given Lydia E. Pinkham' s
Vegetable Compound fair trial.
This famous remedy, the medicinal in
gradients of which are derived from
native roots and herbs, has for nearly
forty years proved to be most valua-
BILE tonic and invigorator of the fe-
male organism. Women everywhere
bear willing testimony to the wonderful
virtue of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. conf.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read aud answered by q
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06
Maccabees Meet.

The Lady Maccabees held a splen-
did meeting yesterday afternoon at
the hall.
One candidate was given the first
degree.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-03-06

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The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-22

New advertisements today-Earle
Kelley, Hackett q Sutton, Frank
Smith.
For. Sale. White Wyandotte cock
erels, also a few year old hens and
pullets j. w. Mofitt.
Large delegations of teachers from
the north and the west trains passed
through the city this morning, ~enroute
to Sioux Falls to attend the convention
of the state teachers association to be
held in that city next week.
The football game between Madison
and Brookings high scnool teams an
nouuced to be played in this city
this afternoon has been postponed un-
til Monday afternoon at $3.50. The
B~rookings team planned to come to
Madison by automobiles, but owing to
the recent rains the roads were not
suitable for travel today.
Another summer rain prevailed in
this section last night and the streets
this morning present an appearance
more like June than November. Tenn.
perature this morning at Z O'Clock
marked 40 degrees above zero with
mild %southerly wind shifting to north
erly. The unusual November warm
wave has extended throughout tine
country. breaking November weather
records. In some localities in the east
temperature has registered as high as
rs.
AS usual when school entertain.
ments are given. the opera house was
packed to the doors last night tC
witness the operetta Plymouth Rock.
The operetta was staged by Miss
Lawrence Of the high school and was
almost perfect in rehearsal and pre-
sentation. Music was by the high
school orchestra which was excellent
and their playing between acts was
appreciated. The entertainment will
be repeated this evening and
damned house is assured.
Cotton dispatch: Otis Wasvick o.
Coltcn, aged 81. son of ole Wasvicl
is confined at the Sioux Falls hospita'
where he lie receiving treatment for in
! juries which he sustained several day
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-22

guests of that old soldier at a feast
which, as the soldier Mr.. Seals put
IL, twas in remembrance of the days
when he almost starved" On Octo-
Der 30, 1868, Seatls was made a pris-
oner by the Confederates at Bell
Island. Va, and on February 90,
1864, he was taken to Andersonville,
reaching there about March /. He
vas exchanged among the prisoners
OF wal on November 90, 1854, and
reached Annapolis, Md, on Novem-
Der 81.
In another column we reproduce from
the Brookina Register some valuable
information concerning the Luce cleo
trio line of railway which is being
built from Minneapolis west across
Minnsso and into South Dakota.
President Luce was entertained at a
banquet given by the commercial
club in.Brookings and in his address
detailed the plans Of the road. The
commercial club of Bookings is
making strenuous efforts to secure the
road to that city with every indica-
tion of success. The enterprise has
been attracting the attention of Madi-
son people for a year o. more and 1t
is understood that an extension of the
road from B~rookings to this city
could be secured if efforts were put
forth by the people of this city. The
article from the Brookings paper Ere
feIred to contains much valuable in
formation which it would be well
for Madison citizens to read. A rail
road mass meeting is called to be
held in Brookings next Monday even
ing to take further action in securing
the road.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-22
LOCAL NEWS.

Eat at Jacks.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Hughes
a son.
Don't forget Guy E. Hanson's great
jewelry removal sale.
The very latest in footwear at Ian
der's Royal Blue Store.
Nov. 22,24-25 special sale on petit
coats at Mrs. X. knoeIi.
Wanted. Girl for general house
work. Inquire at this Office.
The Ich Gitebble club met with Mis-
Irene Austin Wednesday afternoon.
Eat at Jacks.
Get busy and buy trade tickets al
Morses', full information at store.
Wanted. A good second hand sad
die, medium weight.-Runchey's Bak
cry.
Wanted Strong girl for kitchen
work; also chambermaid a Jacks res
tanrant.
See the latest, Baby Doll Boot.
Tango Pump. -Lander's Royal Blue
Store.
For Sale. Three hundred tom
hay. baled OF loose by the load deliv
cred, or in stack. j. s. Thompson
phone 450 red.
Eat at Jacks.
Lost. Lady's muff on Egan avenu,
near odd Fellows hall.-Lenor;
Bourne.
J. s. Keegan returned this morning
from Aberdeen where he has been
serving as juror il federal court.
For Sale. Three large bone POLAND
China boars. These hogs went through
the cholera in July and are immune
and fit to go in any herd.-E. Nj
Bourne.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-22

would run trains about every hour and
furnish excellent service to the man
who wanted to go to Bushnell or Min
neapolis. Local trains would take care
of the short distance traffic, stopping
to pick up passengers most anywhere,
but the limited trains going clear
through would make stops at stations
only. The line will decrease the dis
lance from Brookings to Minneapolis
between Fifty and sixty miles.
The electric road will handle all
kinds of freight, in addition to the
passenger traffic, in fact they will
carry ever thing that a steam road
does. The passenger and freight rates
are about ninety per cent of what the
steam roads charge. The highest type
of electric motor, which operates the
Luce line cars, will haul one third
more than the big steam engines.
The equipment of the electric line
cars will be just as fine as the first
class overland trains, and their Sleep
ers are longer and better equipped
than the standard pullmans.
Mr.. Luce said that the company at
present has 700 men. 700 mules and
three steam shovels working on the
road just west of Minneapolis. This
force will be greatly increased and
work pushed with all speed. Where
the track is being laid at present is
a rough, hilly country aud presents
many engineering difficulties. When
the work gets past Redwood Falls
Mr.. Luce said that tel miles could
be built where one is being built at
the nroaapf Tina
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-22
Would Make Them Better if They
Could.

The makers of Foley Kidney Pills
know that they have absolutely the
best combination of curative and heal
ing medicine for kidney and bladder
ailments and urinary irregularities
that it is possible to produce. That ID
why Foley Kidney Pills are the best
medicine for the purpose you can buy.
For sale by all druggists. ADV.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-22
THE CITY.
Weather forecast,

Generally fair tonight and Sunday;
not Il uch change in temperature; med.
crate variable Winds.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-22

Birmingham, Ala, F. L.. Willis,
suffered greatly from asthma and bron-
chitis. He writes: 81 got no relief
until ! took Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound. 1t entirely removed those
choking sensations, and never failed
to produce an easy and comfortable
condition of the throat and lungs"
For sale by all druggists. ADV.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-08-02
BARRIERS STRIKE GOOD FOR
THE SAFETY RAZOR

New York, Aug. 2.--The secret
is out! The present strike of the
10000 BARRIERS in Manhattan and
the Bronx is the deep, dark plot of
a firm Of safety razor manufacture
ers, who, to gain their own selfish
ends, are willing that masculine
New York shall 60 unshaved until 1t
decides to use the "hoe" razor, So
called. Was ever a plot so diaboli-
cal hatched before? The strikers
profess to see the fine Italian hands
Of the willy "hoss" BARRIERS In this
latest tonsorial upheaval, and ac-
cuse the "boases' Of being in league
with the manufacturers of the safe
ty razor. When a man discovers
his favorite barber shop closed be-
cause Of the strike, he will not per-
NIT his beard to grow (cr perhaps
his wife will not), but will simply
60 to the nearest drug store and
invest in one of the safety machines.
It's the simplest thing in the world!