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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
His OnIy Patient.

An exceedingly eminent and busy
New York physician, who goes to
many clinics and sees hundreds of pa
tients weekly, was somewhat taken
aback a few days ago when, in re-
Spouse to telephone call, he took up
the receiver and heard thin, elderly,
German-American voice say these
words: "Toctor. l vass Ply you lasd
week. What schall l do negxd? "-Ar-
gonaut.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
Electricity Aids Digestion.

Professor Bergonie of Bordeaux and
Professor Arsonval of Paris announce
that currents of electricity of three
amperes and from 1000 to 1900 volts
passed through the body of man en-
able him to digest 10 per cent. of the
food which ordinarily passes away un-
digested.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
Aluminium Safe for Cooking.

Prof John Glaister of Glasgow uni
versity tested aluminium cooking uten-
sils to ascertain if food was in any
way injured by being prepared in
them. The only substances that dis
solved any of the metal were oranges,
lemons, brussels sprouts and tomatoes,
but even in these cases the quantity
was SO small as to be absolutely harm
less
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
FOR MALARIA, CHILLs, FEVER

Colds and La Grippe take Elixir Babek,
a preventative and remedy.
Il have used Elixir Babek' for four
years for Malaria, and found it all that
is claimed for it. Without it I would
be obliged to change my residence. as
I can not take quinine in any of it's
forms. j. Middleton. Four-Mile Run,
Va. Elixir Babek so cents, all drug
gists or by Parcels Post prepaid from
Kloczewski & Co., Washington, D. c.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts, fever
ish condition. etc. 10c. Csc and SOC per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
His ONLY Request,

why, you talk like a Socialist.
You surely don't mean what you say"
"I mean every word of it,"
',1hen you are Socialist at heart. "
"All right, maybe am-but call me
something else"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

Next to beautiful girl, the Ameri-
can flag is the prettiest thing in the
world.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
He Meant Greensword.

Your husband says you are goins
to have a nice lawn this spring" re
marked the friendly suburbanite.
That's good news said Mrs. Way
out. Il hadn't expected anything bet
ter than cheap bingham"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
Pampered Pitcher.

Didn't | see you turn on the electric
light just now" demanded the mana
ger of the ball team severely.
You did" admitted the $4,000
pitcher.
Always call bellboy to do that
You gotta take care of that wing"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
Generally Needs Assistance.

The man who never crosses
bridge until he reaches it is likely in
the end to have to get somebody to
help him let tomorrow take care of
itself.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

Mrs. Flinders-John, you must put
an advertisement in the paper for an
other girl tomorrow morning. Mary
is in Paradise now.
Mr.. Flinders-What! Did she start
the fire with coal oil?
Mrs. Flinders-No; she's got
chance to work in a crockery shop
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
The Tortures Of PrickIy Heat

and all skin affections are quickly al
leviated and in a short time complete
ly cured by using Tyree's Antiseptic
Powder. Csc at druggists. For free
sample write J. S. Tyree, Chemist.
Washington, D. C.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
lie AdvantadeS

I'm a railroad wreck, there is one
provision made for people seeing
stars" How so?' when the cars
are telescoped.'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
AIL|NG WOMEN
OF MIDDLE ACE
Mrs. Hilbert Tells of Her Dis
tressing Symptoms During
Change of Life and How
She Found Relief.
Fleetwood. Pa" During the Change
of Life I was hardly able to be around

at all. l always had
a headache and /
was SO dizzy and ner
vous that I had no
rest at night. The
flashes of heat were
80 bad sometimes
that I did not know
what to do.
One day a friend
advised me to take
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Uora&oh1o Coyn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
Sparino Others,

"Dobbs seems to be in love with the
sound of his own voice." That's So.
l wish he would cultivate the habit of
soliloquizing."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
An Old Saw Revised.
There's many q slip

'Twixt the cup and the lip,
But the slips are more certain to
follow
If the cup meets the lip
And the lip takes the sip
That goes just ahead of the swallow.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
Too Pointed.

"Oh. mistress of my heart" he cried,
"One word, one tender look from
thee,
And l will never quit thy side
In life or in eternity
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

Every man ought to be proud of his
country, and no man should be too
proud to work for 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
SOUVENIRS OF 1776
Relics of the Revolution in the
National Museum.
Washington's Clothing and Camp
Equipment and Other Eloquent
Reminders of the War That
Won independence.

S THE Fourth Of July rolls
around each year the story
of the winning of Ameri-
can independence is told
and retold in all parts OF
of the land. The heroism
and suffering of that ter
rible conflict are i'm
pressed upon the public
mind through the various
forms of celebration which
characterizes that day.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
READING Lessons immortality.

Reading is a discussion from i'm
morality. Reading stands in the place
of ompany.-Beecher
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
Eoruives Freely.

'Biffels seems to be of charitable
disposition" Toward his own faults
there is no man on earth more charit-
able
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
So Beware!

When a man begins to boast about
his ability as a weather prophet 1t
Is sign that he is growing old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces in1amma
ton, allays pain cures wind collie Csc bottleAM
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
HARD LUCK, INDEED.

Blimley-Im the
unluckiest man on
earth.
Huntley - Why
SO?
Blimley-I pro-
posed to Edith
Buzzley last night
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

A dog hiding under a shed is q
poor sign of a Glorious Fourth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
His Class,

That stock broker from Massachu-
sets has such logged look" Guess
he's a Boston bull"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

Where do you get your cowboys
and cowgirls FROM" Partly from the
atrical agencies in New York and part
ly in Chicago
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

When father was a millionaire
The sky was always blue;
l was a hero everywhere,
My cares were small and few.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
A Woman,s Intuition.

Doctor-Your husband insists that
he is troubled exactly as you are, and
yet an examination of him fails to dis
close a single similar symptom.
can't understand it.
Patient can You prescribed
glass of wine three times day for
me.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
AGENTS WANTED

AGENTS-We pay well and give valuable
premiums. Specialties of merit. Men and wo-
man wanted in every town. johnson & ROessS
Ter, 7119 Germantown Ave, Philadelphia. Pa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
Misunderstood.

Dictor-"You are badly in need of
change" Patient-"1 know, doctor,
but guess can raise enough to pay
your fee"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
And Plenty Of II

on a man who won't have anything but
q shave
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

Some people seem to get lot of en-
joyment in keeping others from enjoy
ing themselves.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

If a man is honest there is no need
to worry about his patriotism.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

When father caused the bears to groan
And won in every deal,
The whole world seemed to be my own,
And all my friends were leal
Since father has been squeezed and made
To give his winnings back
The social circle where 1 swayed
Is closed to me, alack!
The world that used to seem so fair
Is dark and drear and cold:
I cannot find them anywhere,
The friends I had of old.
The road 1 travel now is rough.
My cup is filled with gall;
Oh, dad, why were you fool enough
To try to get it all.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

Try Hicks CAPUDINE. It's liquid-pleas-
ant to take-effects immediate-goodt to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back if not satisfied. lOc., Csc. and
Zoe. at medicine stores Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

She gazed upon him, kneeling there.
And was about to speak, when he.
With one mad yell, leaped through the
air
He'd run a tack into his knee!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
SOUIBS AND CRACKERS

A man may exhibit broad flag and
still be poor patriot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04
Mounting HeavenWard.

and today l learn that her father is
about to make an assignment.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-07-04

Trying to be good citizen has made
many a man unpopular.
The bee., 1913-10-03

The greater part of the anuual
Ere waste in the United States
amounting to curly $3.50 000, 600
"a year, is oUe TO csfelessoess.
Much OF this Is personal, for which
property owners are dir city re-
sponsible, and much D. munici-
pal, through the toler,tion w.
The authorizes of dao erous,v
iufammable constructirn, laxiiy
IN the cement OF Huildipg
ordinances aud tbe reeti1tiou cf
explosives auG inf mmabels.
failure to insist upon rnbb,sh be-
ipg cleaned up, etc. The Average
citizen should have impressed
upon him his personal RESPONSE
bility for his share of the prs-
ventable fire waste of the cour-
try, which is draining the nation
al wealth. Every man Can at
least see thai pspsr, old boxes.
and rubbish are not allowed to
accumulate M dangerous places
or out-of-the way cor ers, and
can keep an eve on bis hghting
and heating appliances. Itihese
alone are attended to PROPERLY
neatly half the fires could be
prevented. In foreign countries
the owner of property is made re-
sponsible for fires originating on
his premises and can be held for
damages done the property of bis
neighbour, American indepen-
dencs NAV not y ct be ready for
such degree of regulation, but
it's necessity cyuld be avoided IT.
each citizen would feel his per-
sonsl responsibility with out
waiting for law to enforce II.
The bee., 1913-10-03

Many mem many mind. Alec
never minds.
More GOOD people ought 90 20
to iail--to visit those confined
there.
What in p man head won't
do much good il he lostn'r put
it into his so ahead.
The man who is content with
n,tle Is nappv first AMI sta, s
happy the loulest.
Mans teeth we're ueAe 10 chew
things that he can swallow. That
bars tobacco.-apd almost bars
chewing gum.
The church can easily get along
without the moneyed man-An'
there IS no reason thstit should.
The optimist continues to b. -
lieve that all is for the best and
doubts that there Is such a mon
strosity asa pessimist until he
sees QUE aud the pessimist cor
tinues tn believe that there is
such IA freak "a an optimi>t even
after he meets one.
To feel drowsy during some
sermons is human, but to stay
awake is divine.
Some people prosper accordin-
to what they gIves-and Otber'
seems to prosper according to
what they ought to give.
The bee., 1913-10-03
Best Offer Yet

You can get the Semi
Weekly Bee and the Farm
Guide one year and a nice
carving set for $3.50. The
price of the three if bought
separately would be 5000.
This offer is good for 20 days
only. Call and examine the
Carving Set. 1t is we'll worth
the money. The offer is good
on New and Renew Subscri
bers.
SEMI-WEEKLY BEE
Darlington, Ky!
The bee., 1913-10-03
Force Of Habit

"why the noist?"
"The barber is shaving him
self"
"But why tue argument?"
"He is trying to persuade him
self to have a shampoo"
The bee., 1913-10-03
To Cure a Cold In One Dav

Take LAXATIVE BRoMo Quinine. Itstops the
Cough and Headache and works of the Cold.
Druggists refund money il it fails to cure.
r. w. GROVES SIGNATURE or each hox- 2Sc.
The bee., 1913-10-03
FOR SALE

One two-story Groom house in
fairly good repair, situated il
the heart Of town, prices reason
,blq. Apply to j. +. Fawcett.
The bee., 1913-10-03

fore the colonial
dame with the
powdered hair and
the patch upon
her cheek, iuet
where a dimpie
twinklcd ~ on r
pardon, madam,
he said. but we
belong to the same
period. May |
know your Manner
The slim little
figure in her great
grand mothers
a uaint WIN
turned toward the
courtly ge tie
man. Peggy, an
It please you, sir"
said she, dipping
him a courtesy
The gentleman OF
c oloRial-d a y s
looked at the pref
ty mouth and
chin. your real
NAME" he entreat-
ed.
The bee., 1913-10-03

For Weakness and Loss OF Appetite
The Old Standard general strengthening tonic,
GROVES TASTEIRSS chill TONIC, drives out
Malaria and builds up the system. A true tonic
and sure Appetizer. For adults and children. soc.
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
NEWS FROM FAR
AND NEAR

Natchez, Miss, Oct. 11.-Sixteen
were injured, five fatally. when a pas.
senger train on the New Orleans &
Northwestern railroad tumbled down
20-foot embankment near Wins
boro, La, smashing two coaches.
Paris, Oct. 11.-Mrs. Emmeline
Pankhurst, militant suffragette, sailed
for the United States.
Kansas City, Mo-, Oct. Livery
vice den in the segregated district
was closed and 400 women we're driv-
en- into the streets in enforcement OF
the police commissioners order that
commercialized vice be suppressed.
Washington, Oct. 10.-Secretary of
the Navy Daniels rejected the bids Of
the Carnegie Bethlehem and Midvale
Steel companies for the armor plate
for battleship 80. now being built at
the New York navy yard. on the
ground that the prices are excessive
and the bids identical.
Madrid. Spain, Oct 10.--President
Raymond Poincare of France, who is
now visiting King Alfonso at Madrid.
declined to attend a gala bull fight
which had been arranged in celebra-
ton Of the Franco-Spanish festivities.
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
JUST THROWING OUT A MINT
~ Charity Fund Was TO BE Given TO
the Needy, He Could Use
Part Of II.

The children OF a Boston Sunday
school class had contributed their
pennies for weeks to a fund which
was to be devoted TO charitable pur-
poses, and on the day when they were
to decide on the matter OF its dis
tribution each child was called upon
TO express an opinion as to how II
should be spent.
The teacher explained to them that
there were several charities which
would be glad to receive the fund,
either In Boston or among the for
eign missions. She had impressed
uTon them. however, that the money
might be spent to good advantage
among the sick and needy children
Of their own parish. Several bright
speeches on the subject had been
made, when one seven-year-old boy
arose and. evidently bearing I'm mind
the teachers remarks about charity
beginning at home, said:
Il want you to know that | have
put good many pennies In that
box" and then, after some delay
"and I've got a terrible cold myself"
Boston Post.
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17

To add to troubles of the Wall street
man forced to spend his summer. in
the city comes the necessity Of en-
ploying a substitute stenographer in
vacation season. Wall street diction is
hard enough for the regular etenog-
rapher; the substitute finds It next TO
impossible.
The employer of one of the substi.
tutes not long ago tried to be particu-
larly careful and distinct in his dicta-
ton. Nevertheless, comptroller of the
currency" emerged as Comptroller OF
the corn belt" A remark about the
drought district in Kansas" was inter.
preted as Crouch district in Kansas" "
Reverting to money matters again,
the employer talked about taking bull
lion into the Bank of England, and the
copy showed that bouillon soup had
been taken into the bank.
Right there the bell rang for a new
typist.-Wall Street Journal.
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
- Sl{a2sG&3
Gathered Smiles
CIRCUMSTANCES.

She was only a small girl. but even
little people can be naughty some
times, and this was one Of the occa-
sions when Mabel had kicked over the
traces.
Naturally. mamma was terribly an
CRY, and Mabel was dispatched to the
regions aloft where. in her mothers
bedroom. she was hidden to sit upon a
certain chair. pending further instruc-
tons from headquarters.
The particular instructions we're
long delayed. from Mabels point Of
view, and after half an hour she ven
tured to query in childish treble:
Mamma, may come down now? I
promise Ill be good"
Headquarters was still huffy and
waited up the stairs the reply:
mo, you sit Just where you are till
! call you"
'&ll right" came in sing-song tone
from the bedroom, "all right, mamma,
only I'm sitting on your best haiti
Gulf States Presbyterian.
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
PlMPLES ALL OVER FACE

1413 E. Genessee Ave-. Saginaw,
Mich.-"Cuticura Soap and Ointment
cured me of a very bad disease of the
face without leaving a scar. Pimples
broke out all over my face, red and
large. They festered and came to a
head. They itched and burned and
caused me to scratch them and make
sores. They said they were seed
warts. At night was restless from
itching. When the barber would
shave me my face would bleed terri
bly,. Then scabs would form after
wards, then they would drop off and
the so-called seed warts would come
back again. They were on my face
for about nine months and the trou-
BILE caused Disagreement while 1t
lasted.
"One day read in the paper Of the
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. l re-
ceived free sample of Cuticura Soap
and Ointment and 1t was so much
value to me that bought a cake of
Cuticura Soap and box of Cuticura
Ointment at the drug store. used
both according to directions. In about
ten days my face began to heal up.
My face is now clear of the warts and
not a scar is left" (Signed) Leroy
C. O'Brien, May u, 1918.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston. ADV.
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
SEVERAL HURT IN TORNADO
Storm Sweeps Across Nebraska, Near
Broken Bow, WreekIns Build
ings and Killing Stock.

Broken Bow. Neb., Oct. 11.-An DC
tober tornado tore its way through
Custer county on Thursday striking
Broken Bow, the county seat, a glanc-
ing blow, and doing only minor dam
age here, but wrecking many buildings
and injuring number Of people in the
country districts. So far as reported.
no one was killed. In the McCaslin
home, eight miles north OF Broken
Bow. two members Of the family were
injured. Several men members Of Ar.
thur Bevington's family near the town
Of Sargent were hurt, how seriously is
not known.
Many horses. cattle and hogs we're
killed by the storm. and the property
loss is believed to be heavy.
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
Willy Old Sea Serpent.

First Sea Serpent-What's the use
of fooling around away out here?
Why, we're at least five miles from
shore. Let's swim in, scare the bunch
and get our names in the papers.
Second Sea Serpent-Aw, what's
the use? You know yourself last year
we weren't within 1000 miles of this
coast. and yet all up and down it they
ran our pictures and gave us the best
writeups we've had since we've been
in this business.
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
Fathers Consent.

Sir" began the young man nerv-
ously, II wish to ask your consent for
my marriage with your daughter"
"Eh?" quickly rejoined the parent.
what of your income? Is It sufficient
to support wife?"
1T is" boldly returned the slightly
nettled aspirant. and. what is more,
it's sufficient to stand an occasional
touch from my wife's father!"
Then she's yours. my son!"-Lon'
don Answers.
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
Thrifty Lover.

81 see where a young man wants a
girl who Tilted him to reimburse him
for the note paper he used in writing
to her"
well. why doesn't he add addition
al charges for pen and ink?"
He confesses that he always bor'
rowed a fountain pen"
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
Not for Ornament.

at is mark of distinction for a
Chlnaman to wear yellow jacket"
said the summer boarder who tries
to entertain with bits of information.
"Yes." replied 81 Smiling; i've
heard tell about the smart things the
Chinese do. But there's nobody kin
make me believe that Chinaman nor
anybody else kin tame a yaller jacket
SOS to make it do fur an ornament"
Mountain advocate., 1913-10-17
Courted STRANGER.

Although was travelling incog-
nito." unused Flooding Pete, IL was re-
ceived with marks of distinction too
numerous to mention. People OF
wealth and position We'd for my at
tention."
What are you doin'?" asked Me-
andering Mike. "Dreamin' out loud?"
mo. I'm talkin' about when was
IN Kansas pretendin' was a farm
hand lookin' fur work"