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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Mrs. kton's sition.

Surprising" said Mr.. Meekton. that
you were a voter"
"Well?" rejoined his wife.
And suppose were candidate"
You want to know whether would
vote for your"
THAT was the question l. had In
mind"
Yes. Leonidas; I should vote for
you. But II caught any other wom-
en- voting for you ! should consider
their action very forward and imperti-
nent!"-Washingt Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Urges Meeting Of Protestants.

Sixteen ministers attended the an
nual meeting of the Michigan State
Federation of Churches in Lansing.
Oficers were elected as follows:
President, DIR. M. M. Callen, Ionia:
president, Rev. W. A. Atkinson.
Detroit; secretary and treasurer, DIR.
O.. j.. Price, Lansing. A resolution
was adopted authorizing the officers
to act as committee to arrange for
a conference of all Protestant church
representatives of Michigan.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Pain In Back and rheumatism

are the daily torment of thousands To ef-
fectually cure these troubles yca mnst re-
ert SO direct and beneficial an action in.ti,s
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble soon disaPpearx
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Builders and Trades Form Association

After an enthusiastic session In
Grand Rapids eco members of the va
rious building and traders exchanges
in the state voted unanimously for the
organization of an association to be
known as the Associated Builders Elk
changes of Michigan. A constitution
was drawn up and bylaws made.
IL was voted to change the name
.of.the oficial paper Of the organiza.
AHffrom the Furniture Builder to the
Wolverine State Builder.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Appoint Lansing Man.

]. S. DeCamp has been appointed
to the examining staff OF the state
banking department by Banking Com
missioner Doyle. For the last two
years DeCamp has been note teller at
the American Savings bank, in Lam
sing
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Especially Cooked.

Brown-What are you going to make
OF your boy?
Jones-Wele thinking of Elakins
him a miller, he's SO Interested In
meals.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Persuasion.

NO" said the timid man. Il done
want any flying machines today. TIA
afraid of them"
why, sir" said the persuasive
salesman. "a flying machine might
save your life"
How"
You might be out riding In one
when an earthquake takes place
Washington Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Treason.

why did Binhack leave Cali or
ria!"
He was forced out because he
wouldn't brag about the climate."-ln-
dianapolIs Star
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Got THROUGH WEIGHING

"She weighed his words for soms
time"
Yes, and them"
1.-THE scales fell from her eyes"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
His Last Words.

II Theodore Roosevelt does not re-
turn alive from South America, let
historians remember that his last
words on leaving New York were:
bill Barnes is liar."-Cincinnat,
Inquirer.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22

WHEN RUBBERs BECGME NDCEH6ARY
And your shoes pinch, Alters Yoot- Ease, the
Antiseptio powder 70 be shaken into q, shoes.
Is just the thing 70 pse; Always nss y for brcAk-
FREE Address, A. u, Oimsted. Ne koy. y. Z
Don't accept any subeHtxte Adv.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
The Diaonoeis-

Did the dog that bit you when you
tried to take his bone away seem
mad?"
well, he was somewhat peeyed-"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22

Some wives feel the need OF an ex-
cuse for being married, and some
spinsters for not being. ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Denmark.

A significant dispatch from Copen.
hagen says that the dissolution of the
upper house OF the Rigsdag at Copen.
hagen is probable In consequence OF
the third reading In the liver house
OF a bill granting universal suffrage
to women, depriving the crown OF the
right to nominate IL members of the
upper hyper house and withdrawing
the special privileges with respect to
the suffrage heretofore possessed by
wealthy voters. The government lie
determined to make the upper house.
In which the conservatives now have
small majority, more democratic.
The political tension is extreme, and
the results of an appeal to the country
Is uncertain.
~
The Springfield Republican, the
classic newspaper of the east, has the
following writeup OF Iceland's new
equal suffrage law:
Iceland has followed Norway and
women. The bill had to pass two
parliaments. 1t was first passed in
1911. and has just been passed again
almost without opposition. 1t must
be signed by the king of Denmark, but
this Is merely form. His signature
will be given as a matter OF course.
In 1882 Iceland granted municipal
suffrage to self-supporting widows and
spinsters, and in 1909 extended 1t to
all tax-paying women. She has now
granted full parliamentary suffrage 10
all women without regard to property.
AS the vote in parliament was practi.
cally unanimous, 1t Is clear that the
women had used their municipal suf.
frage WELL The new suffrage bill in
iceland involves an alteration in the
constitution of 1874, and for this rea-
son must be approved by the king OF
Denmark. The minister for Iceland,
who is a member of the Danish cab
met, will submit the bill to the next
council of state to be held at Copen-
hagen, over which the king of Den
mark will preside. In 1908 Denmark
gave women who were taxpayers or
wives of taxpayers vote for all Off
GERS except members of parliament.
The prime minister has introduced a
bill reforming the franchise qualifi-
cations in several respects and giving
full parliamentary suffrage to wom-
en- There is no opposition from
any political party in Denmark
to the inclusion of women in the bill.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
NORWAY.

"A Cnrlstlanla dispatch says that the
successful trading trip of the ship Cor.
rect, in the service of the Siberian
Steamship manufacturing and Trading
company, has revived interest in the
ocean trade route between Norway
and Siberia. The ship carried cargo
of $500 tons Of Norwegian and other
European manufactured products. Its
destination was the mouth Of the YEN
isei river, which was reached in due
time Here the cargo of manufactured
goods was exchanged for a shipload of
Siberian products, hides, furs, hemp.
and other raw materials, which had
been brought by barges down the Yen
isei and OBJ rivers.
The promoters of the new route be-
lieve that it will open up territory OF
immense possibilities as a market for
manufactured goods and a source for
raw materials. The country drained
by the OBJ and Yenisei rivers is among
the most fertile in the world, and
thousands of Russian settlers are pour
ing into 1t every year. But the lack
of means of transportation and COM
munication has retarded the develop
ment Of the territory. Although 1t is
crossed by the Siberian railway, this
line has been of but little help to the
country, as it is used almost to it's
capacity by the Russian government
mainly for military purposes. The
Russian government has been very
friendly to the new enterprise, and
has shown every disposition to aid the
project. 1t has among other things
placed at the command of the pro-
motors a government ship which is to
keep in touch with the trading YES
sells by means of wireless telegraphy,
The government has also begun the
erection of a wireless station at the
mouth of the Yenisei river, and two on
the coast OF the Kara sea. The lat.
ter piece Of water Is the most difficult
part of the voyage and consumes about
three or four days In crossing. Spe-
cially designed freighters will be used
in the traffic.
Hon. A. G.. Schmedemann's appoint
ment as United States minister to
Norway, as will be remembered, was
not popular when first announced last
summer, a number of Norwegian
American newspapers and Dagbladet
of Christiania protesting against his
fitness for the position. Since then
efforts have been put forth by friends
of Mr.. Schmedemann, both in America
and Norway, to satisfy both nations
that he is duly qualified for the post
at Christiania, and they seem to have
succeeded. as the protests and criti-
cism are heard no more. Upon his ar
rival at Christiania few days ago, the
new minister was tSpdered banquet
and cordially welcomed to the capital.
In the speech he delivered Mr.. Schme-
demann expressed fervent desire to
draw closer and closer the bonds Of
friendship between the United States
and Norway.
Four hundred thousand crowns have
been subscribed for the benefit OF the
technical high school of Norway by
the people, and Norwegians In Amer
lea have also raised sum for the
same purpose. but have not yet turned
1t in.
E. T. Hadland, travelling agent for
the chinaware factory az Egersund.
who died at the age OF seventy-three.
donated. shortly before the end came.
$500 to the mission and $1,000 70
charitable institIions in his city.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Her Status

Jennie Is very bright girl"
Then why did they send her to .
polishing SCHOOL,"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup for Childrea
teething, softens the gums, reduces innaoma-
tion. allays pain, e. wind colo, No bossleA6
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Suqqestion.

He Don't you love birds?
She Not jays.-Baltimore Ameri
can. '
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
The Reason.

"A musical comedy Is a gamble"
Il guess that is why tlGy have book.
makers in that, too"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22
Apy Way He wanted.

Phe Professionally, get mo ny
New Page-Yes, sir. Dead G. alive
sir?-Punch. N',e-r,,-.' ---,---~,.--- y--.-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22

1t isn't every man who Is whole
souled when he Is well heeled
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22

E. T. Hadland, travelling agent for
the chinaware factory a. Egersund.
who died at the age OF seventy-three.
donated. shortly before the end came.
$500 to the mission and $1,000 10
charitable institIfions in his city.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22

Four hundred thousand crowns have
been subscribed for the benefit OF the
technical high school OF Norway by
the people. and Norwegians In Amer
lea have also raised a sum for the
same purpose. but have not yet turned
II in.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-11-22

There are 1876 students at the uni
versity OF Lund this semester. Ninety
nine OF them are studying theology.
331 law 1877 medicine, and 718 belong
to the philosophical faculties. The
university of Upsala has 2,419 stu
dents, of whom 189 are women.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1913-04-01

INVESTMENT in good farm is safe as the
Rock of Gibralter. If the bank breaks it
doesn't affect the man who owns good farm.
The "hard times" years have terror for the
man whose money is invested in land The land
owner is in no danger of being out of job and
seeing his family hungry.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1913-04-01
After thorough investigation we
believe this is the best farm buy in the
state of Washington. Listen to this:

100 acres of which 152 is deep clay
loan, level as floor, no acres clean as carpet,
no stump, root, stone 40 acres in maple, alder,
ash, touched by river but way above overflow,
traversed by creek supplying water at all seasons,
fair buildings. Could soon be made hundred
COW farm or laid out in garden tracts. On cleo
trio car line, two and one-half miles to Chehalis,
Wash, teeming with industrial life, milk con-
denser, creamery, fax mill, hard wood furniture
factory, college, churches of all denominations,
banks. This farm embodies every feature to as
sure an income of 5000 a month Good cottage.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1913-04-01

The property can be seen any day. The
parties holding the option have paid at least $4,000
already, have had the property surveyed into
garden tracts but could not sell them fast enough
to meet their obligations, owing to failure of
other DEALS they therefore willing to sacrifice
something in order to save part of their invest
ment.
Here is chance to secure fine farm just in
sight of one of the best cities of the state only 80
minutes walk to postof6ce, two state roads,
on R. F. D., milk route telephone, etc., at a price
some say is $4,000 less than it's value. The fact
that well informed Lewis county man, who
knows the farm, has loaned $4,000 on this place, is
evidence of his opinion of its value. He valued it
at 1900 on forced sale.
Take YOUR 4q6 meney out of the bank and in
vest it here and you will never regret it.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1913-04-01
Can You Beat It?

One of the best farmers of the White River
Valley looked this farm over He says: "The
place is one of the finest properties ever saw.
It is worth more money than is asked for it. l
wish I could buy it."
Land beyond this farm near Chehalis has been
sold for 5000 per acre.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1913-04-01
SAVE $4,000

The Price is LoW---CIear Down to
Rock Bottom--- 0nIy $40, 900. Fol-
lowing are the terms:
Assume mortgage of $8, 900 90
Due years.
Pay original owner cash .,. $500 90
Pay purchasers of option :...,... $500 90
This be arranged in negotiable paper.
Total ................. $4,000 90
Possibly some trade for Seattle property or
vicinity, could be arranged.
There is Nothing Secret About
This Deal.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25
.oMMIssIoNERs, NOTICE.

y Estate Of 2. ". GOODALI
The undersigned. having been appointed by
the Honorable Probate Court for the District
Of Remington, COMMISSIONERS. 10 receive,
examine and adjust the claims and demands Of
eli persons against the estate Of 2 W.
GoOdall late OF Benningt n, IN said District,
deceaaed. and an claims exhibited In Offset
thereto. hereby give notice that we will meet
for the purpose Aforesaid az the First National
Bank IN the town ~ Remington in said Dist
rict On the seth dav Of January and 18th day
OF June next. from O'Clock p. NJ, until {
o'clock p ". on each q said DAYS and that sin
months from the ssh day Of December A. ~
1872 h the time limited ~ said Court for - a
Creditors 20 prp@eut their claims to us for
examination and allowance.
Dated at Remington. Vt. this 10Th dsy Il
January. A. D.. 1913
HOMER Y WEBSTER
n. LARRY SHARPE
N,ommirrfonara
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25


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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25
CHANCE FORECASTS.
Writers of old Who DimIy Pointed to
Modern inventions.

Chance phrases in the literary works
of other days describe with uncanny
exactness inventions of far later times.
For instance, we find in the "Prolu-
sions" of Strada the Roman. which
were published in the year 1917. what
might be held to embody crude de-
scription of wireless telegraphy.
Strada represents two friends as car
rying on correspondence by means Of
a certain loadstone which has such
virtue in it that. If it touches two nee
dies when one of the needles begins to
move. the other, although at ever so
great a distance. moves at the same
time and in the same manner"
In 1914 Robert Hooke published a
work wherein he observed that as
glasses improve the vision so ways
might be found to improve our other
senses 1T is not impossible" says he.
ito hear a whisper a distance Of fur
long. and perhaps the nature of the
though that furong should be ten times
multiplied" This seems to be a fair
forecast OF the telephone.
In "Gulllvers Travels Swift causes
his hero to relate in the voyage to La
puta that the astronomers there have
likewise discovered the two lesser stars
or satellites which revolve about Mars"
This has been held to constitute sa-
tire on sham science Nevertheless
Professor ASaph Hall few years ago
discovered the two tiny satellites.
II was more than LOO years sgo
that Lucian gave an account Of the
manner wherein the inhabitants Of the
moon drank air squeezed or compress
ed into goblet so that it formed
kind Of dew This clearly suggests
liquid air
The same writer In Vera Historic
humorously ana AT some length de
Strihes an aerial ship the sails ~ which
were inflated by whirlwlnd thus i'm
peling II through space 10 the moon 49,
Harper's
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25
PUMPED HIM DRY.
No Wonder Lincoln Always Had a
Fund of Stories on Hand

Lieutenant David Is Parker. author
of "A Chautauqua Roy of al sheds
some light on the question of where
Lincoln got his stock Of stories. Lieu
tenant Parker was in the office of the
provost marshal at City Point when
an Irlshmau presented himself for
pass through the Union lines.
The freshman was dressed IN rordu-
roys. with hobnailed shoes He had
humorous. rudy face. and his eyes
sparkled with fun. He handed out
card. but held on to one corner OF 1t.
The card read; Pass the bearer. -
-. to General Meagher's brigade in
the Army of the Potomac aud return
to Washington with free trausporta
ton. A. LINCOLN"
"All right" said Major Beckwith. Il
will give you a pass. but ! want Won
to tell me how you got the card"
The freshman said: Il had three sons
in this country who were in the ar
my One was killed The others sent
me money to come over and visit
them. They told me to come [ wash
ington and could git pass. came
T. Washington. hut could git no pass.
wint iverywhere pushed the way
in to that old Turk in tn war depart
ment. and | thought for minute tie
would put me in prison for gittin' into
his room Then | hung around the
White House and went into the gar
den and talked with the gardener. who
was a kind fellah, and told him me
story. He said: Come tomorrow morn
ing early, and will put you at work
here When Mr. Lincoln comes to
walk in the garden yon can speak to
him.
so In the mornin' ! whit there and
fused wild some plants along the
walk. Pretty soon | saw the master
comm AS he saw me he stopped and
spoke He said:
New man hereT
Il said. I am helpin' the gardener =
little. And be said.
Are you n gardener
"'I'm just come from Ireland. said |.
"'But are you gardener said he
81 am said T. but that was he
fr I'm a groom.
Then he stopped there and talked
to me. and | told him my story. Come
into the office ne says. and | will hN
you out So the gardener told me
what door to 90 IN and what to tell
I'm, and walked past those felahs rs
if | owned the place
when | cume in Mr. Lincoln said.
Have seat. sir. and warm your feet
by the ERE Tie sat writin' and man
was shown papers before him. and he
would sign them He said. You must
know lots Of Irish stories. and ! said.
~1I know some, and he said.
"'.Nll right talk to me. talk TO me"
well. could always talk il hadn't
mich to say. but KEEP talkin' and talk
10. aIfi n man came in 10 i'm "n
bNsiness. and he said. Never ..uu mind;
lslti whore you are and he KEEP me
there when dinner time came he told
thetnan 10 take me down and see that
I had Some dinner Then ! came back
'ggain stayed with him day afther
day I was given a dinner Of turkey
.sni ivslything. but there was no whis-
KY FINALLY he said. 1t is time for you
to go to the boys. and will let you go
But he had pumped livery story out OF
me that had liver heard"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25
END DISGUSTING
CATARRH
Money Back From w. L. Gokay il
CATARRHAL Misery Does Not
Leave You,

Try the sure way. Breathe Booths
HYOMEI over the sore, germ infect
ed membrane, kill the germs and
heal the sore spots.
Use the little inhaler that comes
with each s1.00 outfit five times
through the day. At night use the
vapor breathing treatment as direct
ed
Booths HYOMEI does not contain
any harmful drug. II is Australian
Eucalyptus combined with effective
Historian antiseptics.
When the bottle of HYOMEI that
comes with your outfit is gone you
can get another for so cents. Just
breathe it-no stomach dosing.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25
MURDERER DIES OF FEAR
Dread of Chair Kills Roberts in Sing
Sing Death House.

Ossining, N. Y, Jan. 23.-Joseph
Roberts, negro elevator runner SEN
fenced to the electric chair for the
murder of Isaac S. Vogel, jewelry
peddler of 1875 Canal street, died of a
heart attack in the death house of
Sing Sing Prison today.
Fear of the electric chair brought
on the attack which killed him. Cor
oner Dunn said tonight. Roberts
was to have been executed in the
week of Feb. 10.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25
Continuous Performanoa.

WIgwag My wife is suffragette.
She is going on the lecture platform
Heapeckke-Huh! My wife doesn't need
any Philadelphia Record.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25
S9R%sASAd.r . rumblsr.

Placing q watch under a tumbler
near. the bed OF a slck person will give
him relief from the ticking which Is
frequently very. trying to highly sensi-
tive nerves : woman's Home Compan-
ION 60 a..t f.tA
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25
Exchange

As small letters weary the eve most
20 also the smallest Affairs disturb ~
most-Montaigne.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-01-25

Marjorie-He proposed as soon as he
hesei ne rarble, ,Edna-rd bate to
iadhltl ~ mS,k6sbabdtor a song
RIchanEe.
The Washington herald., 1913-09-03
VIRGINIA'S SQUAD
REPORTS FOR WORK
Football Candidates Started on Pre-
liminary Training in Prepara-
ton for Hard Season.

Charlottesville, Va, Sept Football
practice at the University Of Virginia
began yesterday, more than two weeks
before the opening of the season. a
half-dozen players reported for practice
on Lambeth Field at o'clock and worked
out for an hour, under the eyes of DIR.
Lambeth and Manager McMorries In
the absence from town of Head Coach
Warren, the men were in charge of Capt.
Carter, of Houston, Tex, who appears to
be in excellent trim. The big guard
weighs some fifteen pounds less than he
did at the opening OF last season, but is
till in the heavyweight class, tipping the
scales at 90.
The other men out were Voolfolk and
Redus, tackles; Brown, substitute center
last year; Addison, a promising punter
from the Episcopal High School, and
Lille Campbell, star member of the bas-
ket-ball team.
The Washington herald., 1913-09-03
GARDEN CITY GOLF.

Garden City. Long Island, Sept. .
The eighteen-hole first round OF match
play is ended with the following result:
J. NJ. Ward beat Z. NJ. Byers, UP
and to play: Charles Evans jr, beat
w. c. Fowncs, jr., up and to play;
Nelson Whitney beat Fraser Hale, up
and to play; Walter Travis beat H.
X. Kerr up and to play; E. p. Mer-
riman beat Lee Maxwell up mad ! to
play; T. Sherman beat c. J. Sullivan. .
up and l to play; B. ". Corkran beat
II. w. Perrin, up and to play; ]. G.
Anderson beat S. ]. Graham, up and
to play; A. NJ. Reid beat H. V. Top
ping. up; Roy Webb beat c. H. Gard
ner. up and to play; Jerome Travers
beat r. c. Watson, up and to play;
F. o. Uimet beat C. B. Buxton, up
and to play; 4. c. Timer beat Paul
Hunter, match disputed. Committee de-
cided it is to be played off in the morn
ing. No breach of rules. F. A. Martin
beat Philip Carter, I,up.
Fraser Hale was defeated by the
Southern champion. Nelson Glider, and
Paul Hunters match was a tie, and the
deciding hole will be played tomorrow.