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The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-08-21
MOST NUTRITIOUS FOOD
nuTTER's USES OUTSIDE or COM
nlNArioN WITH BREAD.
Should 30 Freely Used ao q Season
Inc and ns q neutrality-suspicious.
Flavors That May pc Added
90 oaalrad.

The fun value OF butter, both az an
appetizer, a. q nourishing article Of
diet. Is q seasoning and as q garnish-
ing, is realized BY very few cooks
Butter is really a OF the most vaiu.
able foods IN the larder. It is not
merely 70 spread chunkiiy on bread
although e 60 good enough there; e
should b. made an interesting part
Of the meals at which Il 70 served.
"a middle class French families the
real value Of butter Is better under
stood than It ia here. Every morning
the butter Is left at the door, just Is
the milk Is; and Il ia fresh, creamery
butter, too, for the most part-always
esh instead Of salt. The butter IL
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-08-21

It's Speciality.
Money talks"
YES, and II generally talks cents
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1913-08-21

pr breakfast, to be eaten
Is that form the body Of
At luncheon butter 10 fire.
gerved-always dsintily-with
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Hoods SarsapariIIa
MUCH IN PLEASANT MANNER
Man Uniformly Courteous, Has an Ao'
vantage Over Rival With
Morose BEARING.

A pleasing manner is an important
essential to success in any business. A
gentle, courteous manner will win rec
ognition anywhere. So much depends
upon first impressions, and these are
favorable or unfavorable according to
whether a man is polite and courteous
or brusque and nervous in bearing.
We cannot always judge a man by
what he says or does, but the way in
which he says or does a certain thing
will prove the best index to his char
acter.
A pleasant, courteous bearing will
help a man to success IN business,
where a boorish, impatient manner
will turn away customers. The
brusque man may be as well meaning
as his more affable rival, but people
have not the time nor inclination to
find out what is beneath the rude ex-
terror; they prefer to patronize the
man who makes it plain that it is a
pleasure to serve; that the world is a
mighty pleasant place, and that he is
glad to be alive.
If you are not the possessor OF a
pleasant manner, start in to acquire it..
You will find it an immense help in
making a success of anything you I'M
dertake
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
IN EMBARRASSING POSITION
Barney OIdfield Receives startIlno
Reply to Query as to His Stand.
ing in Auto Race.

Herbert Corey, New York CORE
spondent of the Cincinnati Times-Star,
has run across new story about Bill
Pickens, the renowned automobile and
airship "impresario," and Barney Old.
field, automobile racer. Bill is an
Alabama product and has often
"breezed'' into Birmingham, each time
with a brand new scheme. Barney Is
also well known here for his perform
ances on a local track in past years.
This is the story:
Here's another yarn Of Barney Old
field, right from Gasoline lane:
"'Oldfeld was driving in the Grand
Prix last summer says Burton Brown.
under the management of Bill Pick.
ems. A lot of things happened and he
began to lose alps. Each time he
passed the grand stand Pickens would
run out and hold up board on which
was chalked Barney's position. By
and by Barney got so far behind that
Pickens lost heart. He let Barney
whiz by several times without inform
ing him of his place. Then Barney
got anxious. He leaned out from the
drivers seat as he roared by:
"'"Hey, B-i-ll!" he shouted. "Wha.
ats my po-sit-ion?"
1.-The next time around Pickens was
ready for him. his hands cupped to his
mouth.
"'"Most embarrassing, Barney" he
beloved "-Cincinnati Times-Star.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Save Your Horses

From Distemper, Mountain Fever, and all
other forms of Contagion by using Spohn's
Distemper Compound. Put on the tongue or in
the feed. Safe at all times for all ages and
sexes, under all conditions. Same for Dog
Distemper and Chicken Cholera Acts on the
blood, expels the germs. Removes worms
from stomach and intestines. A fine tonic
and appetizer. Absolutely safe, even for hu-
man beings. Over 100000 bottles sold last
year. Greatest cure and preventive ever
known for Contagious diseases. Nearly every
one knows Spohn's. Over Is years on the
market. Have you used this great remedy?
Why not? 1t is not an experiment. Try it;
be convinced; let "Spohn's'' help you save
and make money. All wholesale druggists
handle it. Your home druggist can supply
you, or write to manufacturers, with price
enclosed. A bottle, Soc. and $1.OO; $500 and
$1,000 the dozen. Local agents wanted.
Spohn Medical Co., Goshen, Ind, u. S. A.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Zones of Silence

Zones of silence such as that dis
covered in the Alps have been known
to scientists for long time. Some
years ago a committee conducted a
series of experiments in the English
channel with the loudest and most
ear piercing sirens, whistles and boot
ers they could procure. It was found
that sometimes on the clearest and
quietest day sound was unaccounta-
bly, inaudible at short distance. This
demonstrated conclusively the exis-
tence of soundless zones and incident
ally suggested an explanation of GER
tain ocean disasters.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25

ripped on q portion Of the outer box.
disposing Of six octaves OF black and
white ivory keys. running the chro-
matte scale up to "G' in the treble
clef. He had gnawed away the ma
hogany panels in front. masticated felt
hampers and hammers by the dozen.
completely wrecking the meiodious
'insides" OF the instrument Steam
boat Bill. stocking boiler twenty feet
away, said the mule must have had
his foot on the soft pedal" as he did
not hear note. When discovered tia
animal was unconcernedly gazing
longingIy across the river at rrass
covered levee. It will cost $500 to rs.
pair the piano. New Orleans core
spondent Montgomery Journal
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Underratinu Influenza Germ.

One orange a week is to be given
to each child in the Lambeth Guard
ians schools at Norwood. England, as
a preventive against influenza. All
we can say is that, if the influenza
germ is to be intimidated by one
orange a week, it has sadly lost it's
pluck since we last met it.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Wanted His Body Above Ground.

Not SO very long ago there died, in
the north of England, a farmer who
left instructions that his body should
be put in coffin, and then placed
in the loft of one of the barns on the
farm premises. 1t was done, and will
probably remain there for generations.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Music and Mosquitoes.

In some parts of India, where mos
quitoes abound, it is impossible to play
the violin because the music attracts
the insects in great numbers. When
the first notes are heard the mosqui-
toes swarm in clouds around the play
er and make the movements of the
hand impossible Weekly.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
MULE DEvoURED THE PIANO
Animal Totally Wrecked Musical
instrument Near Him on a Steam
boats Deck.

Mule ate piano shipped. Send an
other next boat" This message was
received recently by local piano
house from an .'up-the-river" purchas.
er whose $500 instrument had been
forwarded via Mississippi river
steamboat In its usual pine box the
piano was installed on the lower
deck next to q lanky. sleepy looking
mule bound for the cotton fields Of the
upper bends. Although provided with
plenty Of oats and hay, the mule
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
FREE ADVICE

For the cure and prevention of every disease
with HERBS-NATURE'S OWN REMEDIES
Are you sick? Have you friend that's sick?
Write today for symptom blank and we will
diagnose your case free of charge and tell
you what remedies are needed to cure your
self at home. Aid Dept. American Herb Doc
tor, 4158 Arcade Bldg, Seattle, Wash.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Poor Old New York.

The man from the west was visiting
the nations biggest town. 1T is true
he said to the native, that your taxes
are high. but only see what magnln.
cent return you get for them! your
street service. your water supply, your
fire department, your police protec'
ton" Our police protection is an
extra cost" replied the New Yorker
gloomily. ,tsi I'D
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
sunfIowers and Temperature.

Sunflowers reduce temperature, and
are known to arrest the malaria that
prevails in some localities. Hundreds
of homes in Missouri and Arkansas, as
well as in Texas, are provided with a
southern or southwestern patch of
sunflowers near the home. 1t is said
to work wonders in that respect.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
After Material.

Editor-"Why do you persist in COM
ing here? l tell you l don't buy fic-
ton. Author-"Oh, l don't wish to
sell any of my stories. / am writing
a short serial, entitled The Ugliest
Man on Earth and came in merely
to obtain local color"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
A Good Sign.

A Good Sign.
"How's your wife this morning.
asked the solicitous heighbor.
81 think she's a little better" re-
piled the worried husband.
"Do the doctors think now that she
will recover?"
"They haven't given me much
hope"
lis her fever DOWN."
mot at ALL"
'And yet you think she's improv.
ing?"
Eyes. Last night before I retired
she called to find out if / was sure
had checked the furnace and locked
the back door,"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
No Romance in These.

Polly-"Having announced that they
were going to live in an apartment,
suppose the Newlyweds got lot of
useful presents" "Dolly-"Yes, in
deed! Among them l saw snow
shovel, lawn mower and a set of
Garden tools. Judge.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Small Print Bad for Children.

Small print leads the young scholar
to look too closely at his books. He
is not yet familiar with the forms of
the words, and his eyesight has not
yet reached it's full acuteness. For
easy vision he must have retinal i'm
ages larger than those which satisfy
the trained reader. To obtain these
larger images he brings the book too
near to his eyes, or his eyes too near
the book, and this is apt to be in
furious.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Advertising Always Going On.

From the first announcement of a
fond mother that you have made your
bow to the world to the time when
your friends put up their belated ap-
probation of your virtues on your
tombstone, you are constantly adver-
Using or being advertised
Street
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Paint on Window Glass

If the window glass has been splash
ed with paint, melt some soda in very
hot water and wash the pane with it.
using soft flannel rag.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
cameI's Speed Considerable.

A camel with an average load will
travel twenty-five miles a day, and
when unincumbered it will reach nine
ty miles day sometimes.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Daily Thought.

am more and more impressed with
the duty of finding happiness.-George
Eliot.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25

Camera Ananlas Wanted.
She docking at the photo proofs.
Do you mean to tell me that ! nas'
such an ugly nose as that?
Photographer My apparatus cannO'
lie, madam.
She Then, for goodness sake. w
and get one that can.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25

Mothers will find Mrs. wins1ow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25

"B1iggins seems tremendously DuN
sometimes.
Yes" replied the cynical persor
Hes one Of these people who e.
avoid ! great deal Of actual WORK "
seeming busy. !"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Pleasanter for Both.

$50 your wife intends to vote?
mo-" replied the argumentatlVe
man. IT don't think she'll find 1t nee
essary. II we disagree about politics
az we do about other things. we can
consider ourselves paired In the WOW
ing and not bother about going to tho
polls"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-04-25
Earthly Punishment

Inc way OF the transgressor is well
written up.-Kansas City Journal.
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22
Roman Pudding
with
Raspberry Ice

Our Ice Cream expert has provided some
thing new and different as Sunday Spe-
ciap' for this week. It's Roman Pudding
with Raspberry Ice. Can you imagine how
good it Isl Frozen whipped cream with
Roman" favored cherries and Raspberry
Ice made from the natural fruit. The price
is Coo per brick.
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22
DON'T TRUST CALOMEI
Thousands Experience Bad AT
ter-Effects From This DAN
gerous Drug
A Este Vegetable Substitutes to Or
Edwards' Olive Tablets for the Liver

DR.. F. NJ. Edwards, q prominent ply
sician of Ohio, has discovered q Taxa
tive and liver toner In q combination
OF vegetable materials mixed with
olive oil, which 10 In effect almost ex'
actly like calomel, except that there
are none Of the bad after-efects.
DR.. Edwards has long been . foe OF
calomel, though he recognised Ito val
ne along with it, dangers.
His distrust Of the uncertain drug
eventually started him, years ago, to.
wards experiments With the view Of
discovering q substitute. and he mas
been for several years In possession OF
the long-sought-for combination. which
is In the shape Of a little sugar-coated.
olivecolored tablet.
The result of II years experience
and practice are embodied In these
marvellous little tablets.
They are called DR.. Edwards Olive
Tablets. And their effect on the liver
has been the means Of relief to many
OF DR.. Edwards regular patients as
we'll as to thousands OF others who
have suffered and were afraid Of cal
omel.
There 10 no necessity, when you
take DIR. Edwards Olive Tablets, by
following them up with nasty, sicken-
ing, gripping salts. or castor oil, as
you do after taking calomel. Try
them. 10c and 25c the box. The Olive
Tablet Co., Columbus. o. All drug
gists.--Adv.
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22
The Confessions of a Wife
We Go On Our Wedding Journey

the kitchen stove, to furnish q home
right now"
Some OF the things were 80 awful
that were given u.s." | said timidly.
Your Uncle Dick must have put
an awful lot OF money In that fam
boyant dinner set and l would have
so much rather had a plain gold-band
ed one" ~-~~ et-
Il thought 1t fine myself" said Dick
complacently. Uncle gave 5000 for
it." ,... ,...-.,...
| shuddered. for. as II was marked
with a big monogram, I saw myself
eating OF those ugly plates the re
mainder OF my life. couldn't return
them or break them all at once,
For the first time 1t came to me
that, perhaps. Dick did not have the
same taste that had. knew he did
not care much for reading what hs
called "high-brow stun" but I had
taken It for granted that he knew
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22
CHAPTER V.


After we had gotten on the train on
our way to Niagara Falls, which
had never seen, and shaken the rice
out of our belongings, Dick said
Say. Madge. what do you think OF
stopping at South Bend? You look
as though you were absolutely tagged
We're not going 10 break the record
for fast travelling We're just going
somewhere TO have a good time and
get away from that mob at home
But our tickets are through 10
Buffalo" r demonstrated.
That can be easily fixed" said
Dick. as he started 10 hunt up the
conductor. In a few minutes 1t was
all arranged. and / could not help
thinking how resourceful Dick was.
would never have questioned II my
tickets read to place, but that
would have to 60 there without
stop. --.-.--~. -.-.- -..,
I began to be .dreadfully tired. My
head was sore where that hairpin
had stuck into It. My cheeks we're
burning. I was distinctly cross.
Suddenly Dick turned around and
looked at me and whispered:
THANK heaven. I've got you away
from them at last. You're resily
mine, Madge, and we'll make this
honeymoon something to remember
rye got that thousand dollars the
Arm gave me and we're going to have
the time of our young lives. even II
we spend 1t ALL"
But we ought to use that to fur
nish our nat. Dick" | said
II don't believe you'll want fiat
Madge, Just at first You see, I'll be
away q lot and you'd be awfully lone
" in an apartment by yourself"
was greatly disappointed, for
had boarded so long and wanted
home Of my own, but perhaps Dicl
is right. I might be lonely. Anyway
I'll wait and see.
Mother and father say they will
furnish the apartment for us whel
we want one." continued Dick. "ant
while I did not have time enough L
ook over that Junk carefully that wa
sent us as wedding presents. ar
sure We have almost enough, excep
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22
GARDEN BOWLING
ALLEYS WILL o.

Formal opening az the new CAN
bowling alleys. No. 7ee Wooox
ave., occurs tomorrow night
Sunday night 4 spsciaE 1Y4z
sweepstakes event u scheduled ~
will be participated In by teams
Toledo and Port Hurons and 49,
the best bowling teams Of Def1otR
GLIDING the Cadillacs, Journals, PIX
ers, p. J. Schmidts. Burroughs, B99
diets. Garden Five. and other 49,
teams. The proprietors. John Saugl
Adam Hummer and William Miles
are well known local bowling NO.
and have sDareh neither exrrnse Nm
pains to make the Garden the eQuQ
OF any lains ~ the wCsI a ba lls:y g.
ten new alleys, with autor,atic pm
settlers. spectators gallery. lockNo
mineralite balls. and all the paraphes.
MALTA of a first-class bowling alley has
been installed.
The city tournament will be BOWED
at the Garden alleys, Dec. 8. entr1e~
for which will be received up to NOV
20.
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22
az BILLIE BURKE.

Most Of US have heard Wilton Lack
ey's celebrated bon mot about going
into q certain restaurant to hear the
patrons eat soup
One Of the first things to remember
Is that eating or drinking at any time
or place should be noiseless oper-
ton.
Never allow your spoon to remain
IL cup while drinking from 1t. Never
blow on spoonful OF soup In order
to reduce It's temperature. When dip
ping up spoonful Of soup do 1t with
an outward motion and sip It from
the side Of the spoon.
! Foods eaten with spoon are hot
pudding, custards, grape fruits, cante-
lope, porridges, preserves and soft
boiled eggs.
| IT, however, one eats fruit or some
thing which, like asparagus or arti-
chokes, is eaten with the fingers, then
a bowl filed with water In which a
fragrant leaf or blossom floats may be
placed at each place and you may dip
The ends Of your fingers in and lightly
rub them across the mouth.
! Only the ignorant and underbred
bolt their food; scrape the bottom OF
the plate or cup In hungry pursuit OF
the last morsel; masticate with the
mouth open; talk with food In the
mouth; take large mouthfuls or
smack the lips when chewing.
n by accident you spill something
on the table do not try to scrape 1t up
with your napkin. Even II you over
turn your glass profuse apologies are
not in order
Never bite OF or cut mouthful of
bread. always break 1t In small pieces
and X butter Is served, butter each
piece separately
Crackers. celery. radishes. olives.
sailed nuts, bonbons and all raw fruits
Except melons, grape fruit and Der
ries) are eaten with the fingers.
Never at table, however, bite into
an apple, peach or pear; peel the
quarter and then transfer the bits to
mouth with the fingers.
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22

what was right In housefurnishings
and all the other little details which
spell an artistic. temperament.
I am peculiarly sensitive to- bad
taste and don't think can be happy
surrounded by things which swear at
each other or outrage my sense OF
their fitness.
81 wish your uncle had given US
the money. dear. l think could
have purchased q dinner set for an
eighth Of that sum that would have
pleased me better"
Better not say that when mother
II around. Madge, for she picked II
out heard her tell father It looked
the money"
That's just lit looks the money
and nothing else! I guess I'd better
board for o while, for II Dicks moth
or and father intend to furnish our
apartment II IL a certainty that his
mother will want something to say
about how 1t shall be furnished.
wonder n II IL wicked to wish
that Dick and ! were not going to
live IN the same city with his people.
Ito Be Continued Tomorrow
|
Printing Co. ib John R.-st
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22

Norfolk and patch-pocket
models, choice materials, sizes
8 to 18. Values, $1,000 and
$3.50.
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22

Eli Meadows, who has gone to
Bonneville for while. writes us OF
peculiar experience he had recently
Ell said he had bought him COW
since going to Bonneville. that the
other night he went out to his COW
stall to feed and by mistake mixed "
a nice mash in q box full Of sawdust
Instead of bran. The COW merely
supposing that hard times had come
and that they we're all going to econ
omize. meekly ate her eupper and Eli
never discovered his mistake until
the next morning. when he MIXED the
COW and she let down q gallon OF tur
pentine. quart Of shoe pegs and a
bundle OF lath.-Danville (Ark.) Dem
ocrat.
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22

A delightful program Of music was
given, Thursday evening, in the First
Baptist church. by Mrs. Alice Calder
Fish, Mrs. Amy Carkeek Pomeroy
Adolph Beigneul and H. Whorlow
Bull, assisted by the chorus choir OF
so voices.
Mrs. Harriet Holt Dey, Of New
York, was entertained at. luncheon,
Thursday, in the Edelweiss cafe, by
Mrs. ]. e. Bolles. The other guests
were Mrs. Emma A. Fox. Miss Ida
Raymond. Miss Minnie A. Dryer. Mrs
Charles U. Bear, and Mrs. Charles
w. Moses.
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22

have great sympathy with the wo'
man who said oranges should be eat
en- in q bath tub Unless you are eat
ing in seclusion would advise you to
have the juice from your orange
squeezed into a glass from which you
may drink It.
The hostess is the first to make
the motion to leave the table and she
shows her graciousness by at least
pretending to eat of each course as
long as enc OF her guests 10 eating
When leaving the table q gentleman
always allows the lady to precede
him.
The Detroit times., 1913-11-22

Splendid school suits, large
variety of patterns, all wool
fabrics; some with extra knick-
erbockers.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-26
VOLS DEFEAT CUBS, AND
Jump" BEATS ZIMMERMAN

NASHVILLE, TENN. March 26-The
Vols to l victory over the Chicago Cubs
yesterday was overshadowed by the SCRAP
pulled off by Heinie Zimmerman and
Umpire Williams in the first inning of
the game when, for once, the rowdy third
sacker got the short end of the purse.
Zimmerman began grabbing at Williams
after Daley had singled and Summers
had doubled on Pitcher Lew Richie, and
Williams ordered him out of the game
He applied a vile epithet twice to VII
liamS, who is small Of stature and il was
necessary for him to actually leap in the
air as he swung hard for the third base
mans jaw.
As Zimmerman ducked the vicious wal
Top landed solidly on his neck, Just be-
low the point Of the jaw, and the scrap
py Cub reeled. He came back swinging
both hands wildly, and several players
and officers had hard work separating the
men, though Zimmerman failed to land
haymaker. Both were arrested.
Lavender succeeded Richie on the
mound and was good for one run Bar
rett, a recruit, pitched grand ball A be-
lated rally by the Cubs against the In
dian, ChOteau, robbed the Vols of de
served shut-out. He allowed one run on
walk, followed by two singles. The Vols
scored their TALES on punched hits.