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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

What Is the janitor Of the apart.
ment house going to do about 1t when
the postman refuses to deliver eggs
and butter at any place but the front
doorf -
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19
UP TO HIM.

DO you think your sister favors
my suit?"
well, it's all right If you come
through, but II you don't she favors a
suit for breach Of promise"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

Food may be digested in the stom-
ach OF cat thirteen hours after its
demise Wonder II the eight remain
ing lives have anything to do with
that.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

eorrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are a tonic to the stomach. liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead Of weaken;
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing it: they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
It. Price IS cents All Druggists
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

A Brooklyn man is charged with
stealing an airship. Evidently he has
aspirations to rise quickly.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

An eastern physician says: mo cou-
pie is perfectly mated" He's a mar
ried man, it's a cinch.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

An English baronet has an ancient
deed permitting him to kiss all the
brides among his tenantry. He has
Just found the deed. but Is now eighty
two.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

A Russian revolutionist escaped
from prison in milk can. Was can
led. as 1t were.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

German restaurants are listing dog
meat on the menu Here. we buy 1t
under the head of wienerwursts.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19
CONSTIPATION
Munyon's Paw-PaV

Munyon's Paw-PaS
Pills are unlike all 9TH
er laxatives OF cathar-
tics They coax tho
liver into activity by
gentle methods, they
do not scour: they do
not gnpe: they do not
weaken: but they do
start all the secretions
of the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in q
healthy condition and
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

st. Louis man made i. sausage fifty
feet long. Must have been dachs-
hund
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19
insufficient

Kuicker-Do you treat your COOK as
one of the family?
Rocker-Goodness, no; we treat ner
like three of the family.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

The sin that Is spared because Il
pays Is the one that kills.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE sYSTEM ~
CHILL TONIC. You know what you arc taking.
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t s simply Quinfne and Iron In tasteess
form. and the most enectual form. For grown
people and children. 20 centA
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

Even If mankind has not improved
In 1000 years the plumbing has.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-04-19

Also We have hot house, spring plants ready now
for sale such as tomato, egg plants, etc.
TEXAS NURSERY & FLORAL COMPANY
0ox l7S Alvin, Texas
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
What Doctor Can Beat This?

iii less than three months ply
stefan Of Portland, Me-. has treated
professionally i've patients represent
ing i've successive generations Of the
same family, beginning with a cente-
marian and following IN the direct line
OF descent down to her great-great-
grandson. He first attended the old
lady, who was ninety-nine years old,
Tor seniie gangrene resulting in her
death. During her Illness he was
called on to prescribe for her daugh-
ter, aged seventy-five. Next this
daughters SON, florist. aged fifty,
fell III and required attention. Fol-
lowing him, p son, clerk Of twenty
seven, found himself In need Of medi-
cal aid. And lastly to the clerks wife
was born male child. whom the doc
tor was called upon to assist into
the world. as he had been summoned
to ease the Observation-Disclosures
exit from It barely three months be-
fore.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

year rejecting all inferior animals
from the breeding herd. The bears
should be carefully selected to insure
prepotency. quality and soundness.
Keep him In prime condition, free
from parasites or disease. give him
plenty OF exercise and not too heavy
service.
The sows must have the same quail
ity and size as the sire. and in addition
get sows from the large litters of
prolific dams. A dozen sound teats
and q quiet disposition should be re-
quired Once q SOW has demonstrated
her value keep her as long as she is
vigorous rather than depend upon UNI
tried ones.
Rations for breeding swine must be
planned according to the needs Of the
animals. Breeding animals should be
grown and not fattened. They need
plenty OF exercise and variety of
nourishing food. but. no fat forming
materials. Corn. alone. Is very bad
feed for sows and should never be
given exclusively. Change the food to-
suit her condition.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
CEMENT POSTS CHEAP
They Add Permanent Value to.
Farm and Are Lasting.



Concrete posts add permanent value
to farm property, and will last I'M
definitely They can be made at s cost
of ~ to % cents post, including
materials and labor.
An ideal post should fll the follow.
ing requirements: Low FIRST cost
strength, and should be resistant to
the effects Of water, frost. and fire.
After two or three years use, wood
posts possess only one-third to one
half their original strength catalpa
posts excepted while concrete
post will grow stronger with age
A square post 5x5x84 inches IL
an all-around economical design.
Wooden forms may be used for this
design at a reduced cost. They should
be made in gangs Of six posts each.
Details Of post design or form COM
struction for any particular design
may be had by writing to G. +. Chase.
assistant In farm mechanics at the
Kansas Agricultural college.
It is unnecessary to use expensive
core reinforcements for concrete
posts. Wire is just as good for that
purpose, and reduces the cost Of the
post Wire reinforcement spacers
may be bought on the regular wire
market. Pairs Of number eight wire
or twisted No. IL wire, ready strung
with spacers. also are on, the regular
wire market. At least six wire rein-
forcements, with ends bent back
should be used to post.
A clean grade of sand and pebbles
only should be used In "a ratio of two
parts sand to four parts pebbles. II
clean grade Of sand or pebbles Is
not available. good grade Of either
may be easily washed. Dirt IN sand
Weakens concrete. A good test for
dirty sand is had by filing a fruit Jar
to the depth Of four inches and add
ing water until nearly full. After
shaking thoroughly the mud will set
tie on top Of the sand. Sand con-
tanning more than one-half inch OF
dirt in this test should not be used.
II unscreened s'bank run gravel is
available, it should be used in the
proportion of one part cement to four
parts Of gravel For crushed rock or
screened gravel, the concrete should
be used IN proportion Of one part
cement to two parts sand and four
parts or gravel Definite amounts Of
water should be used, which may be
determined after d Few trials. Port
land cement is especially recommend
al Any nnnf Yna1x3np
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
PRACTICAL PuDDlNes.


Baltimore Pudding. Take half q
cupful each Of molasses. milk and
beef suet. cup OF flour and cup Of
raisins. the juice and rind Of lemon,
half a teaspoonful OF soda. Teaspoons
full Of salt, pinch Of ground cloves.
and mace and cinnamon. Steam Ave
hours and serve with an egg or hard
sauce. The hard sauce may be pre-.
pared from two tablespoonfuls Of
creamed butter. a cup Of powdered su-
gar and two or three tablespoonfuls
Of whipped cream. Flavor with van
lila,
Cranberry Roly PoIy.--Make short
biscuit dough. roll it out about q half
inch thick and spread generously with
q layer of chopped unoaoked cranber-
ries well sprinkled with sugar. Roll
up and pinch the edge; lay In; q but
tered plate and steam forty minutes,
then set in the oven to dry. Serve
with cream and sugar.
Queen Of Puddings. Take one pint
OF bread crumbs, one quart OF milk,
one cup Of sugar, the yolks Of four
eggs. the grated rind OF a lemon and
two tablespoonfuls Of butter. Bake
In a pan OF hot water. When done.
spread over the top small glass Of
jelly, then cover with the meringue
made from the whites of the eggs, q
cup Of sugar and the juice Of the LEM
on Bake until brown.
Date Pudding Beat the whites OF
five eggs until stiff, add a cup Of gram
ulated sugar and three teaspoonfuls
OF baking powder Add one pound Of
chopped walnuts and a half pound Of
dates. Bake in slow oven for thirty
minutes Serve with whipped cream.
Oatmeal Pudding. ITO one quart Of
milk add cup of uncooked oatmeal.
one-half cup OF sugar and a half cup
of molasses. Add salt. dot with butter
and bake an hour and half in slow
oven. Serve with cream.
~,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

But her beauty once gone is not lost for
ever. Science has come to her relief, and
she can now smooth back the wrinkles
youth to the faded, sallow cheeks, and
clear that muddy, mottled complexion.
Here is the wonderful secret. Purchase
from your druggist two ounces of Casostey-
Inc and add TO four ounces of water. this wi1
make massage cream which should be
used each night, also purchase two ounces
Of Borosterine and add to eight ounces
of water, this viii make greaseless cream,
which should be used directly after the
massage. These preparations need not be
alone, their use as cleanser is unsurs
passed, they will preserve a healthy conn
plexion, preventing or culiDg all black
heads, and pimples. If yo1r druggist u
unable to supply you, send one dollar d.
rect to the Cootes Laboratories. Norfolk,
Va, and receive these products BY return mall
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
GLADLY.

Gladly.
Sir. may have your daughters
hand y
With pleasure. my dear boy: but
/ must warn you, you will find it al
ways In your pocket"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
I 7oIJITPY NoTEs
lsA ~ aSSSa 81 ~ aes,c,

- aksxs;sz2 -. = : *. - 20 SO
Cleanliness begets health.
Fumigation kills disease germs.
ocercr0wdins leads to disease
A good appetite shows health.
Quick growth makes tender meat
% not allow geese 70 be tormented.
Geese should have q good grass
run.
Clean out the drinking fountains
daily.
7 "a! don't pay e send poor stock e
Turn geese in the stubble field to
eat the: waste grain.
Keep the hens clean. Don't allow
the runs to become fowl.
There Is more money in chickens
than most men dream OF.
1t is always advisable to gather
eggs several times day,
Take bird or two to your local
poultry show this fall or winter.
The farm housewife now has her
eye on the Thanksgiving poultry
prices.
A great deal of deception is daily
practiced In the egg business. especial
ly by the middle man.
Now since mounting time is over
every hen should be busy filing her
share Of the egg basket.
Too-fat Is no disease, but 1t lie an
unhealthy condition. Many diseases
and troubles can be laid to overfeed-
ing.
Save few sunfiower seeds for the
hens this winter. They are fine to
keep the fowls feathers In good con-
dition.
In q market fowl the breast is the
main thing. but in order to obtain q
desirable breast it Is necessary TO
have good body first.
Never market bird that shows the
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
Pillow Garden IN Fan.

Plow the garden this fall and see
how 1t goes to be able to work the
soil which. In the early spring. had
this tall blowing.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
Associated Proflta:

Associated Profits: s
Is he good player? ?"
Well when he handles poker. you
Just ought to see him shovel In
money.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

Alas, that wise man can't help
looking like fool at his own we'd
ding!
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
Some Courage,

els Bandbox brave man? ~
wen. he wears a hat with red
feather In the bow"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

jealousy will not listen to reason,
because it doesn't believe there is such
q thing.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

son what lines is this piscatorial
magazine run
ION fishing lines. What else?'
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

HE food supply would be prob.
ably better selected. varied ana
cooked il the daily supervision were al
iofted definitely to one who has been
trained for the purpose, and chosen pey
cause OF capacity for the office.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

The time to ship poultry Is when
the demand IL good and the market
steady.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

Where some women are concerned
beautyis only enamel deep.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

Ambition Is the fnother-in-law Of dis
appointment.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

Important 10 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, q safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that It
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

For SUMMER HEADACHES
Hicks CAPUDINE Is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat. sitting IN draughts, fever
ish condition. etc. 10c., Csc and soc per
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

In q market fowl the breast is the
main thing. but in order to obtain q
desirable breast it Is necessary to
have q good body first.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

Never market bird that shows the
least sign Of illness. In other words.
never send to market bird that you
would hesitate to eat yourself.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
Shs was so skilled and perfect
Insthe art of everything
Her fairy fingers touched
Seemed like Ambrosiaa

Sweet lady. tell me. can you make ..
pudding?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31
Pain In Back and Rheumatism

are the daily TORMENT Of thousands To eff
kctualIy cure these troubles You must re-
move the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin
,Work for you from the first dose. and ex-
80 direct and beneficial an action in the
dneys and bladder that the pain and tor
lent Of kidney trouble soon disappears.
MRTEH0N00E wet Easements ana walls with
+ ~ = 6l1f UN&L Colemnn'e Waterproof
NAl1Hf. Meyer fails when properly applied. Does
Virginia N4TknFRQollho tonRA ,Areats Asf4 virgiaa
AGENTS Stop here; write for free particulars,
1Ssls FzisEsos ~ Hss Is HssSss e
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

Too-fat Is no disease, but 1t lie an
unhealthy condition. Many diseases
and troubles can be laid to overfeed-
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

Save few sunfower seeds for the
hens this winter They are fine to
keep the fowls feathers In good con-
dition.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-31

Now since mounting time is over
every hen should be busy filing her
share Of the egg basket.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-15
MONTVILLE
Livingstone Sunday to Be Observed
 Social Held by c. E. Society.

Sunday will be Livingstone day 1T
 the Union Baptist church. At the
 m orning service at 10.45 Pastor Georgs c. Chappell will speak from the topic
 The Life of David Livingstone Tn. choir will render special selection. At 6.30 a Livingstone programme will h i'll charge of Deacon G. P Smith and will be as follows: Opening hymn by the leader; song. Send the Gospei Message; notices and offering; Lte- ingstone's Life Motto. Miss Geneva Smith; Livingstone's Favorite Psalm, Earth is the Lords: The Smoke of t Thousand Villages. Miss Gertrude Ol- sem On the Slave Trail, Miss Ella c Rosenlund: duet With Jesus. Miss Minnie Chapel and Miss Ethel L. Robye Boynton: The Pathfinder, Miss Charlotte Simpson: chorus, E~cry Val ley Shall Be Exalted; Friends Who Were Faithful, Miss Elsie Pratt; Droop, Half Mast Colors, Miss Ethel Boynton: Heirs of the Task, Miss Henrietta Gridley; Spread the Light. Miss Grace M Wood; Prayer for Cen tenary, Miss Marion Henry; chorus, We've a Story to Tell to the Nation. 143, Miss Ella G. Rosenlund Psalm Il and the Misses Grace Atkinson, Flor ence Chapman. Geneva and Georgabell Smith will recite together Psalm 8. The PdSlOT VIII 1IldkO dH dOOTcSS dl lIlo close.
 Visited Palmer School.
 Supervisor Wheeler of New Lon don visited the Palmer Memorial scho ,l Tuesday afternoon. A teachers meet ing was held at Uncasville Friday af ternoon
 Rev. Walter Scott MacIntire of Hartford will speak in the Baptist chapel Monday evening. March IT. Subject of this first lecture of course oe three will be Lobby and Legislo- ton.
 The prayer meeting committee of the Baptist Christian Endeavor society met at the home of Deacon E. s. Henry. the chairman. Monday evening and talked over the work of that commit tee. A light lunch was served by Mrs. Henry and Miss Marion Henry.
 Deacon G. P. Smith spent Sunday in
 c. E. Social.
 The Christian Endeavor social Wed nesday evening at the Baptist chapel was an enjoyable one. Miss Henrietta Gridley, a member of the social com mittee, presented a pleasing pro- gramme as follows: Piano solo, Miss Marion Henry; reading. Elder Lambs Donation, Mrs C. A. Chapman; snare and bass drum duets played by Rev. G. C. Chappell; piano solo, Miss Lillian son; piano and drum selection. The Bugler's March, Miss Marion Henry and Rev G. c. Chappell: snare drum solo, Double Drag, by MT. Chappen; piano solo, Miss Maud Bennett. Games were greatly enjoyed from S.15 to 9.30, when the social closed with two songs. The Gospel Message and Heavens in My Soul, played by Miss Ethel l.. Wood and Miss Minnie Chapel. The 23d Psalm was recited by all.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-15
MAN TIC
Rumored Sale of knickerbocker Hotel
 Death of Charles Clark.

It is reported that Harry Gilpstein of Hartford has purchased the Knick- erbocker hotel from Mrs. H. E. Phya1
 Capt James V. Luce is ill at his acute indigestion.
 F. J. Hill has returned from bus'- ness trip to New York.
 Judge A. I. Bush has been in New York for a few days.
 Mrs. George Kinne Crandall of New London was the guest of her mother Mrs. Addie E. Spencer, in Washington avenue Tuesday
 A. c. Heff1on is entertaining his fla ther from Middle Haddam.
 Charles Ciark's Death.
 Charles Clark, 60. died early Tues day morning from kidney trouble. MT. Clark was a carpenter, formerly em- ployed by E. K. Beckwith.
 sheldon Munger is substituting in the Niantic postoffice during the ab- sence of M. D. Bush.
 Mrs R. L. Manwaring left Monday for West Haven to assist her gran4- daughter, Mrs. P. A. Kumpitsch. in. moving to Bridgeport.
 MT and Mrs. M. D Bush are visit ing Mrs. Bush's daughter, Mrs. J. Roger Coats, at Norfolk, Va.
 Leonard Mallory of New London is. the guest of his uncle, Walter G. Ba-l ker.
 Elmer Carlson has moved his family from Main street to the Strong Morgan house on Pennsylvania avenue.
 c. J. Luce of New York city made a visit to his family Tuesday.
 James Slate has entered the employ of the Technical Equipment company located in the Libby factory.
 Mrs. Adam F. Bishop was the guest of her sister, Mrs. Pardee. in New Haven, Monday.
 Pine Grove Notes.
 MT. and Mrs W. E. Alden left Sat urday for a visit to Southbridge, Mass.
 Mrs. Josephine Sweet is the guest of friends in JeWett City for a week.
 Mrs w. H. Dorman is in New Lon don, caring for Mrs. Simon Sfebler who is ill
 R. B. Washburn and family of Nor wich were visitors in the grove Sun day.
 George w Peirce is making a lengthy visit to relatives in Hartfor1. H. B. Morton was in the grove Wed nesday on business with $. O. Har- rington.
 Mir and Mrs. Herbert Burdick of New London spent Sunday at their on Orchard street.
 R. L. Manwaring. who is passing the winter in Mantle. was at his cottage in South street Sunday, getting it ready for occupancy.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-03-15
ASTERN CONNECTICUT AND WESTERN RHODE ISLAND.
GALES FERRY
Meeting of Beck Ciub-Six Brothers Bearers at Funeral ef Charles M. Norcrose,

Sunday morning at the Methodist Episcopal church Rev. Joseph B. Aid- l rich of Uncasville preached helpful 1 sermon from 1 Cor VI IS: conducted 1 the Sunday school session a short pro- 1 gramme Of selected readings and songs | was given at the close of the lesson I study in observance of Temperance l day.
 1 Bradford Latham of Guilford was a l guest Saturday of his father, Thomas Latham. Mrs. Carl Chapman of ciroton was l visitor the first of the week at the home of Attorney and Mrs. John J. Lawless
 Mrs. P. L. Norman of AlIyn's Point. with Mrs Lydia Maynard and D. c. funeral Of Mrs. Henry Bolles at Un- casville Sunday afternoon. Mrs. Joab Rogers of New London was a visitor on Wednesday at her summer home in the village
 Book Club Meets.
 Miss Alice Satterlee acted as hostess at the session of the Book club last week. Mrs. Eugene La Fontaine, Miss Florence Hurlbutt and Miss Laura Perkins gave interesting readings. Ill., ness in the village caused a small at tendance. Refreshments and a social hour were enjoyed.
 Funeral of Charles M. Norcross.
 The funeral of Charles M. Norcross of Ledyard whose death occurred at the Lawrence hospital in New London Sunday afternoon. was held at the home of brother. Wallace Norcross, o'clock, Rev. C. Wilson Harrison. pas tor of the M. E. church church off1- ciating. Burial was by the side of his wife in the Gales Ferry cemetery, six brothers of the deceased AL phonso, Roscoe and Wallace of this town. Charles of Norwich with Willis and Grover of New London acting as bearers. MT. Norcross Is also surviv- ed by his mother Mrs. Rosa Norcross, a son. Charles, Jr.. and another broth CT Roswell, resident of Wyoming.
 Mrs. Myrtas Mather of the Lester district visited her sister, Mrs. Lu- eretia Mason in New London Wednes- day.
 MT. and Mrs Thomas Allyn with their sons, Richard, Harry and Robert, moved to their new home on Laurel Hill. Norwich, from Allyn's Point on Wednesday.
 The Allyn farm at the Point is soon to be occupied by MT. and Mrs. Arthur Barrett from Pennsylvania. Mir. Bar rett being a brother of Mrs. Edmund B. Lewis who removed with MT. Lewis from Lebanon, Pa. about a year ago to the adjoining farm at the Point
 Auxiliary Meets.
 The local auxiliary of the wo- mans Home Missionary society held the March session Tuesday afternoon with Rev. and Mrs. c. Wilson Harrison at the parsonage. Organization and Methods of the Mormon Church was the topic considered. The programme follows: Organization, a chart to study, Miss Laura Perkins; paper, Methods, As Missionaries, Colonizers and Politicians, Rev. c. Wilson liar rison: reading. the Mormon at Your Door, Mrs. Harmon L. Perkins; read ing, Mrs. Ritchey's Bargain Meeting, Mrs. Sarah J. Perkins.