Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-29
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A least. not hhal'a considered such
Intu lno wife refuses ehen
! - 90 heT q make iesctl
~Dctrot Free Press.
an9 eren then sh~fe j. chanse.
Aithonsh. 81 course. the crime -
fank.
That there may BE- Ia time % need
Some eoppcrs IN tbs bshs's hank
BOSTON 0loeN
And VI She haby'a bank II nui
IN fundn. and leaves you in Distress.
You minht climb cut at nieht AMI
hunt
the poeks, IN your heipmeers
dress.
--llouuton Post.
And n che helpmears dress is not
The eoal where ypu collect your
we might suggest that in the dark
You make straight for the sugar
bowl
st, Louis Times
AND q the bowl revcnis 40 cash
New. 30 not think WI iibei).
Il may seem strange. bat peek within
That dust-hid family Bible.
-Yonkers Statesman
And II the Bible. too. Is bare.
Be no half~hearlcd Steven.
Push on youE search. eschcw the
iufch--.-
Try the UNUSED nas oven.
Nashville Banner.
And II sou sai the find uetherc.
Despite your pains and labor.
Don't yield yourself 20 feli despair,
But ~ and touch your nclghbor.
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STRANGE TO SAY. the perfect ba
hies thus Tar found are all boys.
NO SUFFRAGE measure would
widen The hobbie skirt q particle.
WHY NOT CALI. her q premiere
dansouseg
STANDING ROOM only IN many Of
she tight skirts
As WE understand Il. the Jury wa,
cmpancled 20 smell r. RS breath
p
BOMBS DE TERRE are suggested
for Mrs. Pankhurat's prison fare.
THE HOUSE. meanwhile. Is giving
close attention 70 The baseball games
OUR SYMPATHY 70 the small hos
who n condeInned 10 weed the gar
den IN this good nsain' weather.
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WHEN MR. HENPEcK Rrowied I,
hts wife 20 settle his coffee she settled
hts hash
ANYONE FOUND informing con.
gresham on any suoject VIII be. boilec
In Oh
SOMEHOW or other thcs seem q
have forgotten shat John ~. PHtter'
SON Is tile arch criminal &c the age.
D.
DENVER appears To- be one Ions
drawn out. swapping. snarling. back
ei''ns municipal 9sArre'
JOHNSON OF California has been
conspicuous ever since nc was dc.
fcated for Vice president
.
WHAT Will. WOODROW do wher
the suff. lobbyists begin making goo
goo eyes AZ the lawmakers;
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LAST YEAR at this time. you ma,
remember the town was cram jar
full OF wool buyers
No WAR CAN DO the damage tina
the ny and the open garbage car
can do.
PICKPOCKETs complain that thi.
h an era OF empty PocketboOks AN,
dollar watches.
KIND WORDS are more than cor
onets. hut sometimes jadicious klci
IL more beneficial.
MANY a MAN would rather rid,
around ON pneumatic tired mort
gage than p0trunize the street carr
O.
MEN WHO CLIMB the stairs on
step "a time are gladden. 10 rest al
the top Than II they had patronizec
the elevator
J ~ REGARD t. most ~ thos,
bombs found lying around. the sui
fragcttes seem To be careless about
the fuses.
INSTEAD of putting Il Bible hi
every hotel room Il " suggested thai
! u would be- better 90 put one in the
suit case of every travelling salesman
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THE STATEMENT that Egypt ex'
ported last year million and hall
pounds OF cigarettes puts criinp 10
the superstition that AL Egyptian
cigarettes are made In Now York.
.
THEY RAKE the new steel Pull
man cars 10 make the paint stay 90
them. And think OF the paint that
has been baked OF folks In Pullman
cars.
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THE VERY BONES OF Caruso. au.
oording To his physicians. are more
musical than those oi the average
person Wen. plano KEYS are made
OF ivory. the cxchnnge editor suggests
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