Lower coast gazette., 1913-07-05
Ball Game at Burrs.

Ball Game at BurrS.
Last Sunday the Buras Jr., and the
Home Place base ball teams played the
best game of the season at Buras. The
Buras team had the best of the game
all through, but the Home Place boys
put up a strong fight, which resulted in
a victory for the Buras team. The
score was lilo. The game was one OF
the best that has been played this sea-
son. The feature of the game was the
fine pitching of Jules Brey. Jr., OF the
Buras team, it was chiefly through him
that the game went to Buras. The
The Home Place pitcher also pitched a
fine game. The Home Place team was
slightly the better teara IN the field.
The next time these two teams meet
the game will be worth goirg to see.
A young men called en- {. doctor ecrl-
planning Of pains in his stomach. The
doctor diagnosed the case as dyspepsia
and advised the patient to GO home ard
try Il d.ii riahle. If he could keep that
or his stomach, he was TO report to the
doctor the mkt morning. The next
day the patient returned end Wien he
asked him if he could keep tbs pickle
on his stomach he replied: 4 could as
long as I staid awake, but when | fell
asleep it rolled of.
A. travelling man stopped al an lGdi-
ana hote!. The proprietor told him re
had not a ramis tbeshousea The man
protested. He must have a room. En-
ally the proprietor told him there was
a room, a little rocra separated by
thin partition from a nervous ran,
man who had lived in the house fer ter
years.
.He is so nervous" said the lane
lord, 81 don't dare put any one in that
room. The least nolse might give hin
a nervous spell that would endange.
his life"
"oh, give me a ROOM" said tn
traveller, cpl be so quiet he'll no
know I'm there"
The room was given the traveller. HI
slipped in nciselessly and began to dis
robe. He took off one article Of cloth
ing after another as quietly as q burg
lar. At last he came to his shoes. h
unlaced a shoe and then, manlike, drop
ped it.
The shoe fell to the floor with a grea
noise. The offending traveller horrifie
at what he had done, waited to hea
from the nervous man Not q soune
He took off the second shoe and place
it noiselessly upon the floor; then !
absolute silence finished undressing an
crawled between the sheets.
Half an hour went by. He had droi
ped into a doze when there came
tremendous knocking on the partition
The traveller sat up in bed tremblid
and dismayed. whats the matter?
Then came the voice of the nervot
man.
Hang you! Drop that other sho
will you?"
A good deal is being said just at tn
time about the fly Juggling around Wi
him and depositing them wherever
suits his pleasure, which unfortunatel
is almost always on some cpmmodi
intended for human food. Guess the
is a good deal in it too. At any "a
butchers, and all who handle food COZ
modities would confer a favor by kee
ing their stock beyond the reach OF t
pesky fly. A dealer in food supple
who would make it known that
stock was carefully guarded agar
contamination, would soon find that
would do more business than the m
who parades his goods to incidental
serve as fly roosts. -Ex.
Boys who smoke cigarettes are Ii
wormy apples. They drop long bef'
the harvest time. They rarely ma
failures in after life because they Go
have any after life. The boy who
gins smoking before his fifteenth "
reaches the life of the wos
When the ether boys are taking hold
the worlds work he is concerned W
the sexton and the undertaken.
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