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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
7OLABEL WHOOP|NG COUCH
GREEN BANDS ON ARMS OF Az
FLIcTED SUGGESTED.
v. S. Surgeon Issues Warning Against
Disease Which Killed 10000
Children During 1911.

Washington, D. CA timely warn
ing against the ravages of the "whoop-
ing cough" is being circulated broad
cast by the United States public
health service in an article by DR..
W. G. Rucker, assistant surgeon gen.
eral. With the advent of cold wealth
er, when people crowd into close quar-
tiers with fires lighted, windows closed
and ventilation shut off, contagious
diseases begin to spread more rapidly.
"Whooping cough" says Rucker, "is
one of the most serious of communi-
cable diseases to children in it's i'm
mediate and remotest effects. The
disease is by no means uncommon in
underfed children, and is often fol
lowed by tuberculosis of the lungs.
Paralysis and many serious affecta-
from the excessive coughing. 1t is
thus seen that whooping cough, which,
it is estimated killed more than TO-
900 American children in 1911, is. a
uloSdSC oSlluu6ly dh6Ctlu6 LuS puUllC
health and demanding earnest atten-
ton"
AS a means of identifying children
affected with whooping cough, DR..
Rucker suggests that they be plainly
labeled with a green arm band, SO
that other children may be warned.
Parents should also caution their chill
dren, he said, against the dangers Of
exchanging pencils, chewing gum, pro-
miscuous kissing and other means by
which sputum may be transferred
from n person to another.
ANY disease which kills 10000 per-
sons per annum is a serious one," DR..
Rucker concluded. IF bubonic plague
were to kill that many children in the
United States in one year, the whole
world would quarantine against our
country"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
ROCKEFELLER is TO APPEAR
Through His Counsel He Notifies Rep
resentatives Will Accept Service
of Subpoena From House.

New York.-William Rockefeller
has agreed through his counsel,
John A. Carver, to accept service
of a subpoena to appear January 10
before the Pujo committee Of the
house of representatives at Washing
ton, investigating the money trust"
according to announcement made at
the office of Samuel Untermeyer, coun-
sci for the committee.
Mr.. Untermeyer in behalf of the
committee, it was stated, has by the
decision of Chairman Pujo, accepted
this offer.
The watchers thrown around Mr..
Rockefeller's Fifth venue mansion,
his home in Tarrytown and the home
of relatives in Greenwich, Conn, were
withdrawn, ending the search of pro-
cess servers begun last June.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
REPUBLICANS TO RETALIATE
Senators to Oppose Wilson's APP
pointees Unless Democrats Vote
for Taft's Selections.

Washington, D. Ex-senator Brad.
ley of Kentucky, and several other
Republicans, threaten openly that if
the Democrats persist in opposing
President Taft's appointments, the
Republicans will start a bitter contest
against President Wilson's appointees
in the special session that meets after
March 4.
Democratic leaders in the senate
planned to take up the fight against
the appointments, in the hope that the
special committee appointed by their
caucus could agree on a plan of
action. The Democratic members of
the senate will be called together in
caucus again within a few days to
consider the matter further.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Would Relieve Court Congestion.

Jefferson City.-Former Senator
Thomas F. Lane of Cape Girardeau
says the people of southeast Nilsson
ri would like to see the territory of
the Springfield court of appeals en-
larged SO that the congestion in the
st. Louis court of appeals can be re-
lieved. He would like to see a law
enacted providing for the holding OF
court at several points in the territory
of the Springfield court of appeals.
Senator Kirk Hawkins of Springfield
will introduce a measure to increase
the territory of the Springfield dis
trict, so that the three judges of that
appellate court will be given more
work to do.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
WOMAN SENATOR MAKES HIT
Wins Men by Secondlng Motion to
Adjourn for Lunch When "Eats"
Were Past Due.

Denver, Colo.-Mrs. Helen Ring
Robinson, the first woman sen
ator in the United States, took her
seat in the upper house Of the Colo
RADIO legislature and won the hearts
of her male colleagues by a brevity
of speech which took into account the
clamorings of their stomachs.
When the time came for Senator
Robinson to second the nomination of
Austin Blakey for president pro TEN,
the eats were past due. "This is
not the time for oratory, but for
lunch" said Senator Robinson. II
take honor in seconding the nomina-
ton of Senator Blakey-Senator Bla-
key, the grand old fighting man."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
6 DIE AS TRAIN HITS BUGGY
Single Occupant of Vehicle Survives
Grade Crossing Accident In
Dennison, la.

Dennison, Ia, Jan. Six persons
are dead here and n is dying, the
result of a Embarrassing accident at
midnight, when a Northern passenger
train running so miles an hour hit a
buggy.
The dead arc: John Reimers, 81
years old; Mrs. John Reimers, 20;
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Reimers, 5
months; Carl Evers, 81; Minnie Ev-
ers, IA; son of Carl Evers, 6. The son
of John Reimers, aged 6, was injured.
The bodies were thrown into the
field beside the track and death was
instantaneous.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
JOSEPH W. BAILEY RESIGNS
Texas Member of Upper House Motif
fies Senate and coIquitt He Is
Through as LaWmaker.

Washington, D. C.-Senator Joseph
w. Galley of Texas resigned as a
member of the upper house in a let
ter sent to Gov. Colquitt of Texas and
President Pro TEN Gallinger of the
senate.
Bailey specified that his resignation
should take effect Immediately. His
term would have expired March 4.
r. M. Johnston, editor of the Hous-
ton Post, is now in the city, and Sen
ator Bailey said he would be appoint
ed by Gov. Colquitt to succeed him,
with the expectation that the legisla-
ture, when it meets, would elect him
to fill out the unexpired term.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Four Out for Senator.

Little Rock, Ark.-With former
Congressman Stephen Brundidge on
his way to Little Rock to open head
quarters for his candidacy to succeed
the late Senator Davis and the an
nouncement of Attorney General Hal
Norwood that he is a candidate, inter,
est in the political tangle is intense.
Gov. Donaghey is an avowed candi-
date for the shart term and It is
known that Gov. elect Robinson has
senatorial aspirations.
1t was rumored here that Robinson
will throw his support to Donaghey II
the latter agrees not to offer again
for the office.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
MANY VIEW DAVIS
FUNERAL CORTEGE
-hILL BILLlEs" JOIN NATIONS
STATESMEN IN PAYING TRI5-
UTE TO DEAD SENATOR.
$4,000 SURROUND LATE HOME
Gov. ~Donaghey, His Successor In Of
fee, and Congressman B%rundidge
Are Among Avowed candi-
dates to U. S. Senate.

Little Rock, Ark.-Twenty-five thou.
sand people viewed the funeral cor.
tege of Senator Davis on it's passage
from the First Baptist church to the
cemetery. Possibly $4,000 others filed
the streets around the Davis home
In South Little Rock.
The services were conducted by
Rev. Ben Cox, pastor of the church Of
which Senator Davis was a member.
He was assisted by Rev. R. ]. Bowers
Of Arkadelphia. The funeral process.
sion was two miles in length and was
the most impressive ever seen in the
state.
The immense crowd which filled the
church was a mixed one Persons
from the rural districts of Arkansas,
to whom the senator was wont to
refer as chill billies," sat on the same
row as the best people in Little Rock.
Judge Evans of Bonneville delivered
an eulogy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
RUSSIA ABOLISHES sERFDOM
Caucasians Excepted in Emancipation
of 1861 Are Given Freedom
Opposition Still Exists.

st. Petersburg.-The council Of
the empire has adopted a reso
luton abollshing the last vestige of
serfdom in Russia.
This transitional stage now, after
half a century, has been terminated,
although there still is opposition to
its being abolished.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
SOCIETY WANTS BUILDING.
Seeks Erection of Fireproof Structure
for Storing States Records.

Jefferson City.-The biennial report
of the Missouri Historical society to
the governor and legislature, recom
mends the construction of a fireproof
building at Columbia for the housing
Of the valuable records of history of
the state, now stored in the basement
of the Academic building and in a
frame structure at Columbia.
There are, according to the report
1885, 600 books and pamphlets of much
historical value.
The effects of the Historical society
will be given quarters in the new state
capitol, it is understood.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Steamer Sinks, 16 Drowned.

Baltimore.-Capt. H. Augustus Gil.
bert, his wife and IA members of the
crew of the steamer Julia Lukenbach,
from Port Tampa for Baltimore, were
reported drowned when the steamer
was rammed and sunk by the Brit,
ish steamer Indrakulka, in Chesapeake
bay off Tangier Island, during the
gale.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Congressman browns.

Washington. = Representative Will
liam W. Wedemeyer of Ann Arbor,
Mich, who suddenly went insane at
Colon, Panama, at the time Of Presi-
dent Taft's recent visit to the 18TH
mus, jumped overheard from a ship
on which he had been taken at Colon.
His body has not been recovered.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Auto Bandits Fight Police.

Chicago.-Fifty detectives searched
for the four automobile bandits who
invaded the down town district after
robbing a North Side iewelry store of
$1,000 worth of diamonds. The rob.
bers fought two revolver battles with
the police and caused terror by firing
into crowds of shoppers on one of the
city's principal streets.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
:. |. Williams succeeds Bond.

Jefferson City,-Fred L. Williams OF
Joplin was selected by the five Demo
cratic members of the supreme court
to fill the vacancy occasioned upon
the supreme court commission by the
resignation Of Judge Henry w. Bond,
who was elected a member Of the
court.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
rourlgts commend state Alahway.

Fulton.-Melvin A. Hall and moth
er, Mrs. William A. Hall, of New York
city, who are touring the world in an
automobile, arrived in Fulton on the
final lap of their journey. They are
traversing the state highway through
Missouri and have pronounced it one
of the best roads oyer which they
have passed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Two Killed in wIndstorm.

New York.-Two persons are known
to be dead, fully so persons were in
jured, and probably $250,OO0 worth of
property was damaged in this vicinity
by the semi-hurricane that prevailed
IN and around New York.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Half way down from the top flight
OF stairs at an elevated railway sta.
ton one morning not long ago a man
stopped to read the conspicuous sign,
Look where you stepl"-and fell
down the rest Of the way.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Three college men out on a celebra-
ton smashed an automobile and were
promptly thrashed by the owner, who
proved a football star. 1t always pays
to investigate in such cases before ia.
king action.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Farm Adviser Idea Spreads.

Sedalia.-That the newborn farm
adviser idea is spreading at a rapid
rate is attested by the many requests
coming to the Pettis county bureau Of
agriculture for information about its
organization and working plans and
for lecture dates by Farm Adviser S.
M. Jordan.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Jesse 1. MoNeeae Ereed.

Jefferson City.-Gov. Hadley issued
a communication in behalf of Jesse l..
McNeese, who was convicted in Mon
iteau county January, 1910, of placing
distractions upon the track Of the
Missouri Pacific railroad and sen
fenced to the p~eitentiary for four
years.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Panic in Poorhouse Rlazs.

New London, Conn.-Fire in the 10
cal poorhouse, a two.story structure
with a base ment, caused a panic
among the inmates. One was burned
to death and three were overcome by
smoke and shock.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
pip Kills 81. Rooster.

York, Par. J. Kinsley is mourn
ing the death of a black Orpington
cock. Only a short time ago an offer
of $4,000 was made to Kinsley for
the fowl, but he refused to sell. The
pip caused death.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Capital Opera Hou,s Sold.

Jefferson City.-The Grand Opera
House has changed management, Jo-
seph Goldman having sold his leasc-
hold to @. e. Walker, a former .
chant. Mr.. Goldman will devote him,
self 10 his newspaper here.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
FAMOUS Ohio SURGEON Drowned.

Toledo, Or. Peter Donnolly, a
Toledo surgeon, of national reputa-
ton, was drowned here when he drove
his automobile off a dock and into
the Maumee river. The machine cur
tains we're UP and the doctor could
not escape.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Schooner and Two Of Crew Lost.

st. Pierre, Miquelon.-The British
schooner Mary Smith is a total wreck
on the hand dunes at Port Langlade,
and two members Of her crew are
dead. The Mary Smith was bound
from Nova Scotia to this port.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
nBaIev Of Hay hy Parcel Post.

Bucklin.-The first shipment Of hay
by parcel post was when a bale was
mailed at the Bucklin postoffice by
Fred White, a local hay baler. The
bale was an exact facsimile of a large
bale and weighed 2 pounds. The post
age was s cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Irwin schroYer ParoIed.

Jefferson City.-Gov. Hadley pa
rolled Irwin Schroyer Of Burlington
Junction, who was serving a sentence
of two years for a statutory offense.
The prosecuting witness, Miss Nettie
Palmerton, begged the governor to re-
lease schrsyer. They are to be mar
ried.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
New LIfe Boat Won,t sink.

New mediterranean experts
tested Ole Brude's unsuitable life
boat. The craft is ~egg-shaped and
holds 20 persons with food and water
for three weeks. The tests proved
the inventors contentious.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
SoIons return Home.

The congressional delegation, which
returned to Washington, included Sen.
ators Clarke of Arkansas, O'Gorman
Of New York, MARITIME of New Jersey,
Bryan Of Florida, Pomerene of Ohio,
and Deputy Sergeant-at-Arms Kellar.
The following congressman attended:
Craeens, Jacoby, Goodwin, FlOyl Of
Arkansas, Green of Vermont and
Reece Of Kansas.
Among Arkansans present we're:
Gov. Donaghey, Gov.-elect Robinson,
Bishop Winchester, j.. P. Mahoney,
Sheriff Hutton, Judge Kavanaugh and
Attorney General Hal Norwood. The
Arkansas national guard was repre-
scented by a thousand troops.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Blast Kills Three Miners.

Joplin, Mo.-Three miners-Jack
Pickle, Fred Fisher and Elmer Smith
ALI of Joplin, were buried alive I'M
der a mountain Of dirt when a g.
pound charge Of dynamite was ex
ploded in the Imperial mine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
aoo Slain bY Tlbetans.

Cheng Tu, Province of Sze-Chuen,
China.-Three hundred Chinese sol
diers were killed by Tibetans near
Hsiang-C heng, on the borders of lib
ct. The Chinese troops lost six ma
chine guns.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Johnston Succeeds Bailey.

Austin, Textile appointment Of
R. NJ. Johnston, president and editor
in-chief of the Houston Post, as sue.
cessor to Joseph w. Bailey in the
United States senate for the term ex-
piring March A, was announced by
Gov. Colquitt.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Given 40 Years for Murder

Springaeld.-Forty years in the PEN
itentiary was the sentence meted out
at Forsyth to Edward Dickens, who
murdered Fred Dorst at Brandon last
Sptember. The jury was out ali
night, returning a verdict Of guilty.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
crew ~ Fouhdersd shIn 60,

Buenos Ayres-The crew OF the
british steamer South Atlantic. which
foundered In mid-Atlantie several
days ago. arrived here sboard the
steamer Edernian, which pteked them
up In their small boats.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Spikes have been used to mend bro
ken bones by an eastern surgeon. We
have heard some OF the profession
termed butchers, but we have never
heard them called carpenters before.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
vetaran Editor n pYIna.

Utica, N. Y.-E. Preentiss Bailey,
.7s years old, dean Of the newspaper
fraternity in New York state. was 30
I'll II was believed death was a mat
ter Of emily a few Yours. Bailey has
been editor Of the Daily Observer for
ever 50 years.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
rhr,. Die. aulofde pact suspected,

Chicago-Three persons were
found asphyxiated in a South Side
fiat. The dead: John Kline, S5; Mrs
Rosa Kline, IS, and Charles Kaffaher,
IS, brotherin-iaw Of Mrs. Kline. The
police suspect a suicide pact.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Gave Million, Dies In Want.

New York.-Alexander Mercer Pell
who settled $1,OOO,OOO on his bride,
came to an obscure end in a furnished
room, with 2 cents in his pocket. He
was AZ years old. His landlady found
him dead in bed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Parole Bill lie Drafted.

Jefferson City.-A bill providing for
a board Of parole, drawn by Judge G..
A Denton, prepared with the inten-
ton Of presenting 1t to the incoming
legislature, has been submitted to
Gov.-elect Major by that official.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Navy officers imprisoned chickens in
the turret of the ram Katahdin and
then shot at it with guns. This is the
poorest way to kill a chicken we ever
heard of.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
e.cord EIIoht wIth paasenoers.

Mulhausen, Germany-Arthur Fal.
Ter exceeded the worlds record for
a duration fight in a biplane carry
ing FIVE passengers. His time was !
hour, 6 minutes and 5 seconds,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Emperor,s illness Denied.

Vienna.-The alarming reports cir
culated abroad concerning the health
Of Emperor Francis Joseph are I'M
true. His majesty promenaded for
half an hour on the gallery of Schoen-
brunn castle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Washington.-Unless President Ma
dero declines to accept his reslgna.
ton as ambassador. Senior Don Man
mel CaIero, who left Washington for
Mexic City, will not return to the
United states.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

A one-legged man walked from Jack
s~onvil1e. Fla, to New York. We
should think that a man who has only
one leg would take better care Of II
than that.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
rhree Mlners Killed.

Webb City, Mo.-Three miners.
Jack Pickle, Fred Fisher and Elmer
Smith, all of Joplin, were buried IN
der a mountain Of dirt when a round
of 81 dynamite charges went off in
the Imperial mine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Wound Of U. 8. Senator'S Sen Fatal.
Lynchburg. s.. C.-Martius Smith,
the son OF united States Senator Eli
son d. Smith, WHO accidentally shot
himself when out hunting with his ia
Their, died from an attack Of pneu-
monia following an operation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
8 Miners Killed.

Joplin.-Three miners, Jack Pickle,
Fred Fisher and Elmer Smith, all Of
Joplin, we're buried alive under a
mountain Of dirt when a 52-pound
charge OF dynamite was exploded in
the Imperial mine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
. oreeka 3, eak KISSING Records,

~ 1Tcckb p'SdN Niso'hN nSeS'Nos
Columbus, Os~-Osculation records at
the union station fell when 400 kisses
were exchanged in three minutes by
40 young Greeks starting to join
Greece's Balkan army and ten older
Greeks who babe them goodbye.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

A Tacoma man, acquitted by a jury,
kissed three of them. They were
women. We see right now where
feminine juries become mighty popu.
lar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09
Gov. Foss Inauuurated AaaIn.

Boston-Gov. 'Foss and state Of
ficers-elect took the oath OF office in
the assembly chamber OF the state
house. Immediately after the inaugu-
ration ceremonies the two houses Of
the Legislature convened.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

The man with a cold in his head is
a to society, say the doctors,
Another menace to society is the man
who habitually suffers from cold
feet" as a crisis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Trenton, N. ~J-Senator Robert l..
Owen Of Oklahoma presented to Pres
Idept-elect Wilson the name Of Rob
srt Rogers, an Oklahoma lawyer, 70
The pest OF secretary Of the interior.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Kansas City complains that it is
overrun with takers. Is Kansas City
easy, or are the takers hard put to
it?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

A Missouri woman lost two hus-
bands by lightning. And yet they say
lightning never strikes twice in the
same place.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Mexicans are abandoning bull fight
ing for automobile racing. Hard to
say whether it's progress or %retrogres-
sion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

A New York divine despairs because
ministers are paid less than laborers.
But laborers are in greater demand In
New York city than are ministers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Nine people were killed during the
t~wenty-day rabbit hunting season in
Ohio. Strange how easy it is to mis-
take a man for a rabbit.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

A scientist comes to the front now
with the agile suggestion that poverty
causes bow legs. Is that why jockeys
have them?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

Spain has set about building a new
navy. Doubtless it will take better
care of the new navy than it did of
the old.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-01-09

One Of those college savants pro
poses to teach wives how to spend
money. Only one guess is permitted
as to whether he Is married or not.