Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-29


FASHIONABLE England, especially
that part which goes in for out.
door sports. is Keeling and stagger.
ing to-day under the weight of an
other American innovation. One Of
the American competitors in the oper
golf championship at Hoy lake ap.
peared on the links before a fash
ionable gallery in his shirt sleeves
and the shock was so staggering thai
a couple Of venerable colonies nearly
dropped the teacups from which they
were drinking.
Letters are being written to tht
press, sartorial experts are being in
terviewed, and the suffragette out
RACES are nearly forgotten for the
time being.
WE are in receipt OF the following
" interesting article from the we'll
known Caucasian expectancy, Mr.
Daniel Dixon. of Ty Ty, Ga:
Mr.. Farnsworth, Sportin Editor
Sunday American:
| have cut out rowing a boat
after findin out about draggin
that anker all day along the bot
tom Of the ChattahoOchee River,
no wonder my hands was calluc-
ed, my trainer said that II was
all a mistake but l said no more
rowin for mine, l also cut out the
Pluto water the city water may
not agree with me but If l stick
to that pluto stuff there would be
no Bitin Dan at the next fife, so
my trainer has changed to hun
yada water and l have been ta6in
E INHVN COZ
see much change for the better,
il looks like water all right but II
don't act like il, and / amt crazy
over the vegetable diet either
got to have somethin more solid
as am near starved to death,
already lost fifteen pounds and
told my trainer that i must have
more to eat if am to do such
hard trainin.
with my other work I run flf
teen miles every morning now
and am no chickin hearted guy
but honestly mr. Farnsworth
cant stand 1t on the stuff / am
eatin and drinSin, I'll stick 1t out
this week and If my new trainer
don't give something to eat that
is more solid it's a new manager
for me. I got to new sparrin
partners named Ernie Goat and
Billy Lamm. don't know how
long they will last caws they amt
very husky. l heard that CyClops
Sam is helpin train Gyp the
Gouger for his fife with me, he is
trainin him how to avoid my feet.
Sam says that my big feet was
the caws Of his loosing his fife
with me, he wants another chance
with me.
My injunctions suits amt come
of yet but it looks as though /
was goin to beat all these bum
lawyers caws my lawyer tells me
that no jury in the world will be-
lieve that ever ate any $40.
worth of beans in so short time.
or drank any $40 worth of slip
perry elm tea. he said ii would kill
any man to do it, it perty near
killed me at that but never again.
BY the way Bud is back on the
police force, (Bud is the force)
in Joshua. they got bud to sign
the pledge and Judge Scriby put
him back. don't pay any attention
to any letters you may get from
nv folks caws they are dead set
on nv ftin and are dom all they
can to stop my fitin, they are
afraid that will get my eyes put
out. there will be some putin
out but it will be Gyp that goes
out
yours truly.
BITIN DAN DIXON,
trainin quarters, Ty Ty, Ga
THEY were talking about hurdling.
Did you ever see a horse jump
five feet over a fence?' asked Joe
AgIer.
1--WE seen EN- jump four feet over
replied Whitley Alperman. Il didn't
know that a horse ever had five"
very nearly lost Frank
ID Chance. The peerless leaders first
Ieanings were toward the ring, and
in his early day he was a noted anna
teur.
There came to Fresno a giant from
the Middle West He weighed about
22O He had a record as a scrapper
and on the strength of 1t was made
constable He had hardly gotten
into town before Franks friends got
busy with a challenge. a purse was
made up and the bout arrange1.
The big constable made Chance
look like a baby But they mixed il
hard from the gong and for -four
rounds the milling was fierce and
even.
In the fifth the constable swung