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Helping the Other Fellow

Brother James would honor my s!lght.
est wish. ! would demand from him .
position In cotton. sugar. or shsetings
TOT William Trotter-somsthlng. say,
a two hundred . month or thsresbouts
! condded my beliefs and made my
large propositions TO william. He had
HeAsed me much. and he was ragged.
While We we're talking there was .
cound OF airing suns--four Or hvs. rat.
noise came from the direction Of the
cuartsl. which 10 . kind Of mAksshift
barracks for the soldiers Of the ~.
public.
Hear thatr' said william rrottsr.
Let me tell you about Il
"A year ago ! landed on this coast
with one solitary dollar. I have the
same sum in my pocket to-day. was
sscond -""k on . tramp fruiter and
morning without bensnt Of clergy. Just
because I poulticsd the face OF the first
mate with cheese n,nelstts At dinner.
The fellow had kicked because ia put
horssradish In Il instead Of rhse.c.
when they threw mo out Of 20
yawl into three feet Of surf wadsd
ashore and sat down under . palm tree.
BY and BY . hne looking white man
with a red face and white clothes. gen.
the influence. came and sat down be-
side me.
~ had noticed there was . hind Of
village back Of the beach and enough
scenery to outht . dozen moving picture
shows But ! thought. OF course. II
was n cannibal suburb. and ] was won
dering whether ] was to be served with
carrots or mushrooms. And. ss say.
this dressed.up man sits beside mo and
We become friends In the space Of
minute or two. For an hour We talked
and he told me all about It
1T seems that he was man Of parts.
conscienuousness and plauslbility. be.
Aides being educated and . wreck to
his sppetites. He told me all about Il
Colleges had turned him out and dis
tilleries had taken him In. Did ! tell
you his namsf u was Clifford Vain.
wvaSAt 1a6a'< ssssely catch ~ aauss
The evening world., 1913-09-09
The Fall Tailored Suit

being favored. CutawAy effects ~
prominent and In the more drsssy tyDss
The fronts are sharply cut away . a.
play the wAiatcoat. which V . feature
Of the new suits.
These vests promise to b . oAst %
every hiEh-grads suit ana they aes
either stitched in or worn - . ssoosste
garment. like that worn BY men.
In fabrics the new TAILORED suits shoU
Wide assortment For the simpler
models tho sergss are still the leading
favorits. but the cheviots. sadAes and
poplins are strong rivals. anA many
strictly tailored suits In checks AA1
materials IN mannish effects as0 ssen.
For the dressy models broadclotA. Deau
Dc souris. wool eharmeusA vs,Sas -
lains and vslours in striped and diagonal
effects are all prominent
Among the fashionsbls ooiosinss navy
blue still leads. ana there y . decided
trend toward black. Black and white
effects will Be revived ana other modish
shades are Copsnhassn bluA myrtle
now known - Russian 6rssn-BurgunAy.
dark plum. bronze. mahogany. caramel
tsupe. P@aan blue ana oil the beovs
tones
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Of his being cast away on that partic-
uIar stretch Of South Amertca-but /
reckon II was his own business. I
asked him u he'd ever been second cook
on . tramp fruitsr and ~ said no; %
that concluded my line Of surmisss
But he talked like the sncyclopsdAa
from 'A-Bsrlin' 70 'Trilo-zyriA-' And
ment with works. and w 70 date with
In twenty-fous hours. anyhow.
I'm pleased 70 have met YOU says
Wainwright I'm . dsvotss e the
great Joss Booss. but my Puminating
facilities are unrepaired,' says he-oP
words 70 that effect And hsts' says
he. 20 see foois trying - rus the
world
~ never touch . DROP says I. mi
there are many kinds Of feois. and the
world runs on it own apsx. according
10 science. with no msddiins from me-
81 was referring says he. to the
President Of this republic. HIS ooun-
try IL In . desperate condition. It's
treasury IL empty; It's on the verge Of
war with Nicamala, and n II wasn't for
the hot weather the people would be-
starting revolutions In every town.
Here 10 nation goes on Wainwright.
on tho brink OF destruction. 4 man
OF intelligence could rescue II from It's
uWpehoihB doom IN one day by Issuing
the necessary sdiots and orders. Prssi-
dent Comes knows nothing OF states
manship OF policy. Do you know Adam
Smithr
"'Lsrnme seq says l. There Wa .
ons-eared man named Smith In Fort
Worth. Texas. but think his hrst nams
Nas'--
81 am referring 10 the political
economist says Wainwright.
Smother Smith. then. says I. The
ona speak OF never was arrested
so wainwright boils some moro with
iSnation At the insensfoility Of people
who are not corpu!snt to al public
positions: and then he tells me he u
going out to the Presidents summer
palace. which 10 four mues from Asuss
Frescas. to instruct him In the art OF
running steam-hsated republics
cems aSeeS VIA ~ Tsettse' ~
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BETTY Vincent's Advice to Lovers

question And even II he suffers ths
humiliation Of . refusal the strain on
his nerves viii b lsss than continued
suspense.
y. w." writes: II have been IN love
with . girl for three years. Recently
! took her TO the beach. and while there
had occasion to introduce her 70 two
mon friends Of nina For the rest Of
the day she devoted most Of her stssn.
ton to thsul wan you advise me what
to dor"
Don't take the young iady's act too
seriously. She was rude. but was prob.
ably trying to tease you.
n. H." writes: Il read what you said
the other night to the effect that keep
Ing your word to marry. after your
love 10 dead. u . farce DO sou think
II 10 ever possible for . love that has
died to b born sSainf"
] doubt IT. II the atfsGtiea u complete.
y laatseVNl
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" Ut8 oiVxh0
ohrass. that. and Tn going to write
hss so-aaa that she wsntsa to give Ne
juss - long . rest from the monet.
cay Of homo nfs"-vho the deuce svss
cemolainsd abous "Shs monOtony 81
bsms iifsr'-as possibis: and tAa6
therefore. che would stiok whore che
vaS and wAbA he trees become rao-
ssG and ~ that ssss - ssntinsnaAi
sonesaoA
~ Jovs. 7 VL6h ma bScornt 8 us.
~ sentimental over Me- once n .
Vhils. insGaad Of writing that veosy
Osu0 about tnanimate 0sssi
wonder. anyhow. Why . sellev's
vita When shs's away. NwAyo writes
him these ohattasy. psrfsctly-ooatsnts1.
happy letters. - II she di6n't mise hlm
q nscksrs worth and would feel ~.
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breakfast out Of gold Dishes and taking
his time. I judged that tho crowd out.
side had come out for their morning
orders and requests. and was afraid to
intruds.
But C. wainwright wasn't The gate
VAS open. and he walked inside and NO
to the Presidents table A. confident ~
Q man who knows the head walter In
nftssn-csnt restaurant And ! went
with him. because ! had only u csnu'
and there was nothing else to do.
The Comes man rises from his chair.
and looks. colorsd man a. he was. like
ne was about to call out tor corporal
n the guard. post number onA but
Wainwright says so,no phrases to HIN
In Q peculiar iubricating manner: and
the nrst thing you know 70 vas all
three Of W seated ~ the tAbla with
coffee and role and iguAnA outlets COM
Ing ~ fast - AoouS ninety psons could
rustic 'en,.
"And then wainwright begins 70 talk:
Dot the President Interrupts MIN.
You fsnkseS says he. po!Ne. as
Nrsdly take fhe cako for ASSURANCE I
Assure you'--0r words 10 that effect. He
spoke English te,ls- than you Or mo.
You've hal \ long ~nlx.' SAYS hA 'Uut
We nicer In the cool morning to walk
q an TO ida May I suggest some 70.
h.Sament.T' says he
Rum, says Wainwright
Gimme y cigar. ssysL
well. OR. the two talked an hour
keeping the generals and equities all
In their good uniforms waiting outside
the fence. And while smoked. siient
I listened 10 Clifford Wainwright maxi
ing . solid republic out OF the wreck
Of one. didn't follow his arguments
With any special collocation OF intsrna-
The evening world., 1913-09-09
By O. Henry
The Romance o. an Adueniuyev Who
Gould Boost EUeyv One but himself

- - 'AnA III .As~ you what brain. o.a
Anything II mr I askA
The sst!sfsDtion.' says he of ~.
dsemlnS . country Of two hundred
thousand population from ruth back %
prospsrity end peace
Vrsat' says L TIL 70 VITA yeu.
"a prefer to sAt . 1--we broiisd lobster
just now; but give me liberty ~ second
"wsinwrisht ana me psrmsatss
through tho town. saA 10 halts ct .
rum-diDensary.
Have you any monsyr he aslR
have says ]. nshinS ovt my ~
Yer dollar. always 20 about VII 3D.
squate sums OF money
Then ven drink says WAAnvftGht
Not me- sayS I. Not any demon
rum o any Of IL rsmiaoations for mine
rs one Of my nen-wssknesss.'
It's my falling says he whses
your particular soft pointr
"In6a,try.' :ays !: pr:metiy. TN
snsrsstac..
My dear Mr.. Trottsr.' sau he
surely I've known you long enough 70
tell you you are Q liar. Every man must
have h6 own particular weakness and
his own particular strength In other
thmgs Nov. you win buy me drink Of
nun aoA ~ viii call on Presldsot
Comes
well ss-." rrot,sr wen, on. I'VE
walks the four miles out. through Q vir-
xin conservatory OF palms and ferns and
Other roof.gsrdsn products. to the Prssi-
dents summer White House. II was
blue. And reminded you Of what you SEE
on the stage In the third act which they
describe as same ~ the nrsr on the
programmes.
There was more than hfty people
waiting outside the iron fence that sur
rounded the house and grounds. There
was Generals and sGitstora and spergnes
In gold-laced uniforms and citissns In
diamonds and Panama hats-ali waiting
TO get an audience with tho Royal Five
Card Draw. And In . kind Of q sum.
msr-houss IN front OF the mansion We
seuh 80 . bvat-slseAa nas sAsins
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SOLfLOQUTE Of A
fSUMMER WIDOWER
By 0Assncs I. Csilen.

~ O.. chs Nsv Tea Evaias W9,O.
testify conssat to remain away fes sAs
rest Of her natural iifsf
o. their return. whom yeu ask -
ebeut thaI they always ~ that g
eevrUs they had to write thas way. ~
cause thers'd b. no uss N their sending
~ blue and lonesome isttsra
But notice that whom . u,Aa feels
blue and lonesome be sits 1sws go
writes bis wife just the way hs feels.
instead Of fouf-dushins around end
trying 70 make her believe that he's
ucklsd to dsatA ever being away frso
her.
No tbs morning On the car Q -
psnt.tonsued old dovasss that ! ~
upon consideration, hat rye dio1ks1
say time these twenty yssrs pase SHE'S
back from the place where ny wife =
spending her vacation. asA she rattis1
On for half an hour about how mveh
"admired' my wife 10 for hss bsaoey
and charm ~ the blamed sumn0 ~.
sort; and how she has quito ovesohA1.
owed the younger. unmasrte4 WoOea y
Tie amount OF attention shs reeslvssi
Huhi OF course. I know the ~ dane
vas handing me the harpeoa solely eee
the suppose Of afousinS ny Jealse9y.
But probably there's . good esal q
truth IN what she said at tAae
| % shes spIurStng AROUND - eene
up there, 10 shsf y'insi shes . Deseay
and amiabis woman And ~ IKE 0ea
and i like to have her sdmirs6. ~
ssmsAeW ! feel - u n IKE - -
around, Y only 70 have On . peeosse
tary air. when Ne haopenlnS.
% she thinks she'll stay Gu oeee-
Ssr. shs Well. I'm punetuss thAS tAiAs!
The evening world., 1913-09-09

Woe0 00 " 0us
a. abose The 0rot
Of Oetoees.
8Ai ThAS'O
Ofotty eool.
W az moro
shes goe aaothse
guess . o a ! . 9.
0ah ia her letter
that ~ ooub& !
wAs enjoying NJ
liberty and ny
rsisass from The
responsibilities Of
domsst icity - BRET.
The evening world., 1913-09-09

object Of this series
stunts help girl poss good ooka
wsimsaains friend looking drawing sad think Il
Jon made pictures that look like bs Now
surely nothing that that girl
health good lookA"
The evening world., 1913-09-09

nres ones deld
cir and bask In the sunshine
apple Time and
smiling the Big alus1ns fs the that shs
getting for hssss shevs that
AZ
exercise
The evening world., 1913-09-09
he Shy Swain.

AAV0 Cv
tain sympathy
with the man
who breads . pro-
posal. 1t has a.
ways seemed to
me . prerogative
which no woman
G uld want to
claim. But tn .
fact remains that
q man cannot be
sure II q girl loves
him unless he asks
her,
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Of
Edwin Wilson behaved
kiEks fairly
- I
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/ TAD . letter from the wife sAis
n morning sayins that II dida's
uiad. she believed shs'a stay
The evening world., 1913-09-09

~ quite ~ weus II not Detters ana We
certainly could have worried along with
sever Of those musical conversations.
! Happily. there was always Miss Mao.
Oeb%ld to cheer " up even when the
suthors compelled her to no sad. She
oang delightfully."-. BEGINNING with the
pretty song from which the operstta
eakss ~ name. and both In her singing
EAnd hse acting she was rsfrsshins!y ire
,erqa af3sctation. Her "awssthsarts'
.tsas breeze. her "Angsius'' sish. She
Out the heart Of child into Mother
c0oous" and brought out her naturally
yeAy spirits later ON when she sang Of
what che had mover been taught In Q
convent Here was the real Christie
Macdonald. nght-hearted and bright -
u summers day. But II was In Cricket
}Dn the Hearth" that she warmed the
tAeArt with the tenderness In her VOICE
( - made great deal OF this number.
go Il was worth al she made OF It
n The comedians went from one dlsguiss
u another with that cheerfuiness which
= 1otinGuishes martyrs. yet In spite OF
- handicap lionel Walsh managed
be legitimateiy funny In his peculiar
ngilsh way. and scored easily In sing.
=. or rather conhding. II Don't Know
ow I DO II. but I Do" He really did
foN
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y are kittie cattle. They have the
noredictabls reserves and tender.
The young girL particularly.
kh all her might TO conceal her
y bong a. It - unsousht Let the
" Yea suitor take heart Of grscs
/, lisslseurs asd ~ ~ isa1lAS
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T11 CAVE OIL.


Ape win begin serial pusssoa Evening
Girl"
the Apss asals With American
g1osaeus
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~ CHARLES DARNTON.


follower
oeastA"
q
Q
msthseeaa
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"Dsn's you svsr have Q desire to 20
back to the land Of derby hats and
stArched collars?" I asked him. "You
seem to DO . handy man and . man
Of action" l continued, and an sure
I could hnd you . confer table Job
somewhere In the StateA"
Ragged. shiftesA. barsfootsd. q con.
armed satsr Of the iotos. william Trot-
ter had pleased me much. and ! hated
to see him sobblsd up by the tropics.
i've no doubt you could" he said.
IDLY splitting the bark from . section
Of sugar cana I've no doubt you
could do much for me II every man
could do ~ much for himself ~ he can
for others, every country IN the world
would BE- holding minsnniums instead
Of csntennials."
There seemed to bs pabuium in W.
T.'s wordA And then another idss
came 10 ne
had q brother In Chicopes Fails who
owned nufsctories-cotton. or sugar.
OF A. A. shsetings, or something In the
commercial line. lie was vulgsriy rich.
and therefore rsvsrsncsd art The arus-
ue temperament OF the family was
nsaa0slass1 q ~ elstA ! kasv tAas
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,cov,nsA. pil.Isi2 ;, Doubleday. r.s. Co


.,rssTT =. TIL. 1a Aa" 'sh~ hhs i;., this
r HIS 10 the story that william Trot.
ter told me on the beach ct Agnas
Frescas while waited for the g.g
OF the captain OF the fruit steamer An.
dadof. which was to take me aboard.
Reluctantly was leaving the Land of
Always Afternoon. William was rsma n
ms, and he favored me with q CON-
densed oral autobiography a. We sat ON
the sands In the shade cast by the
B0dsga NacioRal
A. usual. became aware that the
man from Bombay had already writ
ten the story; but - no had COM
pressed Il to an sight-word sentence.
have become an expansionist, and
have quoted his phrase above, with
apologies to him and best regards 70
TsreaeA
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

easy. Ys
/. Matty was in a bad hole in the
ninth. inning. Strunk had reach
ed third and Barry second with
none out. He looked around,
smiled, and then pitched ball.
And nobody crossed the plate.
Three drinky grounders were the
best the Athletic batters could
MUSTER
Mclean, who runs ike Meek,
singled in the tenth. Wiltse sac
rificed. Matty was given an ova-
ton as he stepped up to the pan.
On every trip Big Six had hit the
pill hard and now he came
through with beautiful single to
left center, scoring Grant, who
ran for New York's icewagon.
Herzog hit into what should have
been a double killing. but Collins
tossed away the ball, letting Mat
ty go to third and Herr to second.
Doyle was hit and Fletcher sim
gled, scoring two. Burns and
Shafer failed to hit.
George Wiltse, the pitcher,
played a great game at first after
relieving Snodgrass. New Yofk's
patched up team played errorless
ball. with the exception Of Cap
tain Doyle.
think jeff Tesreau will pitch
today. The spitbail king ia in
great shape.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
AHITWORTH NEWS
BY A. MORRIssEY.

Interest in football at Whit
worth Ia now at a high pitch. The
new coach IL living up to his rep
utation and is developing a crack
team.
Friday morning after chapel
the entire school, including the
girls and the faculty. turned out
on the gridiron with hoes, rakes
and wheelbarrows and made the
weeds fly. The girls are showing
that II they can't buck the line
they can back the team and are
going to have "suffragette vau-
deville" at Mason Auditorium to
raise football funds.
The game with Olympia has
been postponed on account OF the
condition of the team after the
Tacoma game Saturday. Whit
worth will play Aberdeen at
Aberdeen Friday instead. and on
this account the girls have post
poned their entertainment until
Saturday evening.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

1t is true that Eddie Plank
pitched great-yes. marvellous
ball for nine innings. Matty
pitched great ball-for TEN in
nings. That explains why the
Giants were returned victors.
| Plank is a great old southpaw.
His crossfire ball is wonderfully
effective and he used a lot of
speed yesterday, but it tired him
out. He was weak in the final
frame.
There's where the wonderful
brain of Matty comes in. The ia
nous Giant pitcher reminds me
somewhat of Joe McGinnity in
the box. He is always trying to
get them over. He does not ex-
ert himself greatly. One might
say his pitching flows along in
easy, conversational style until
the critical moment. Then Matty
really cuts loose. and believe me,
xantippe. he has something on
the old agate. His fast ball LOOKS
like a pea. He seldom resorts
to speed, but he has it in large
quantities.
Big Six got into a hole in the
very first frame. Murphy and
oldrfng were on third and sec
ond, with Collins out, and Home
run Baker. Did he let the Harry
Meek of the American league hit :?
No. indeed. BAKER fouled two
and then the famous fadeaway
fooled him. McInnis was just as
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
Gli1p eGah9H

".
Will no sal q
forward?
OF Caristy had awful of horseshoes
FAVORITE
that the
Gerald your father coming)
Mattys yesterday,
of job the pitching
After cruelty picking Olympia
Stadium is to play
ABATTOR
be We is
ing to fight Sam Langford.
We
fight Sam. He will
gentleman from Dixie-that's all.
THE USUAL
And when Sam through with probably
up with Joe Jeanetts for few rounds getting
pretty well acquainted.
pounded out of the box in the first inning
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
Tho Family Cough Medicine,

In every home there should be
= bottle OF DR.. Kings New Dis
coyery. ready for immediate use
when any member of the family
contracts a cold or cough.
Prompt ase will stop the spread
OF sickness. s. A. Std, Of Mason.
Mich. writes: my whole family
depends upon DIR. Kings New Dis
covery as the best cough and cold
medicine in the world. Two soc,
bottles cured me Of pneumonia. .
Thousands of other families have
been equally benefited ana de-
pend entirely upon DR.. Kings
New Discovery to cure their
coughs. colds. throat and lung
troubles. Every dose helps. Price.
Doc. and 800. All druggists.
H =. Bucklen = Co., PhiIadelphia
Or st. Louis.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

~ the use or medic-
tnal herbs and roots
known for their re-
murkabis cures III
China we are ebls
to absolutely cure
such ailments a.
Catarrh. DeRfnesa
Asthma. Skin Dis
seases, Rheumarfsr.
Appendicitis, Heart
Trouble. kfdnsy
Complaint etc.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

Joe McGinnity was tickled
when he heard that Christy Math-
ewson had pitched and batted his
team to victory.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

Eddie PLANK did we'll, but he
could not stand the pace.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
GRAND OLD MASTER
WORKS AS ONLY
MATTY CAN
BY SNOOP

by HNUOF q
(Staff Specially 4
NEW YORK, Oct. 9-You will have to doff your
head covering in homage to Matty.
Big Six has long been one of my cherished idols,
and his great work against the Athletics yesterday
only sets him more firmly on the pedestal he alone
occupies.
The carping critics, the know-it-alls-the Wisen-
heimers-a maintaining deep silence. When
ones prophesies come to naught, it is the part Of
wisdom for prophet to keep still. ~ss
Yesterdays shutout was all Mathewson. He
prevented the Athletic batters from damaging the
ball when damaging would have done any good and
he cracked out the single in the tenth inning that
scored the winning run
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
Short Sport

The two tackles of the Stadium
High team, Beardsley and Prin-
gle, have shown themselves good
ground-gainers, and will be used
against Broadway Saturday quite
often. Trick plays are also being
perfected for the struggle in Sc
attic.
Stewart. a tackle on the Sta-'
dunn High team last year, and
who has been ineligible to play
this year on account of his
studies, has left high school and
will play with the Whitworth
team.
Joe McGinnity was tickled
when he heard that Christy Math-
ewson had pitched and batted his
team to victory.
The White Sox defeated the
Chicago Cubs in the first game of
the interleague series yesterday.
Both Russell and Cheney were
batted hard.
Hap Myers has been released,
to Rochester by the Boston Ma
tionals. This looks funny. Hap
was playing great ball for Boston
and was one of the finest base
stealers in the National league.
Mathewson's work yesterday
was little short of marvellous. It
made the fourth time in three Sc
ries Blk Six has shut out the
Athletics.
Eddie PLANK did we'll, but he
could not stand the pace.
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To the Public

q Our successful cures
Tor human aiime MT :
are due to the merits
OF our compoundinR
Of the powerH roots
herbs and bark.
which are possesse id
Of curative qualities
and give permanent
relief for the sick
where other rene.
dies have failed. II
you are ailing and
cannot be cured why
not call and see US.
Private diseases Q speciality.
YEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO.
11l6h South G st.
Tacoma. Wash.
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re remedies We use are oeso
20 not contain mercury.
II unable to call personally, ssna
Ice stamp for diagnosis blank.
n. VOW CHINESE 1lEDlCINE CO
1112h fsncfac nv. Phone
iisik cs..srcs IT. sisis casa
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-04-15
Getting Used to it

SOME time ago the business men
figured that they could not get along
without their mail being delivered on
Sunday They raised a storm OF pro
test but the department stuck to the
new issue and down goes the lid on
Sunday in all the big Offices. The re-
suit is that the clerks and officials get
day off. the business man gets used
to the scheme and he now likes it.
The touble with the average Amer
lean is that he is too strenuous. He
forgcts that the world was not made
in day and is trying to work against
nature a whole lot more rest could
be taken and all benefit if the people
just thought so. The postoffice rul-
ing found that the business man was
overrating his importance.