New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-24
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In order to obtain the benefits OF what
are termed preventive measures, belhs
the various simple and practical means
which are employed to preserve heaith
and 10 protect against disease, IL Is
necessary" says Or. Alvah II. Doty, IN
an article I'm The New York Telephone
Review" TO know the value OF pure air
and water. proper food and the methods
bv which the body. the home and work
sbop may he cared for" The subject OF
Dr Dotv's article IS Air" FOR IL Is air.
he says. which is most necessary to
life"
Saws an exchange. This sentence con
tains the entire alphabet: Pack my box
with five dozen liquor Jugs lhlr'y-'""
letters. Can YOU beat IT,
nat IT, Easily our sentence IS
Look. here's III: 'zamqcyhwngvjudftx
only twcnty-cight letters Boston Trans
crlpt
THE sAGACGOUS s1GNsTER
Among the rocks that irillcd the country
side.
ono. a sign PAINTER with his paint brush
piled.
Daubing advertisements on this and th't'
on one of shoes. and on the next hat.
The charm of nectars. all about that wine
which places one among the gods divine.
Advertisements which told of fresh. cheap
meat
or furnished rooms kept by a widow neat;
But there was one spot virgin to his
paint.
Though the omission made The rocks quite
quaint.
For. nearly done. this warning note no
saw
Paint no signs under penalty Of law =;
So. under penalty of law" no sign
He painted Legally he drew the line.
j. q. g.
Watchful Mother-lt looked very much
as though young Nj. Iiuggius was steal
ing a kiss when ! saw your heads ~
close together.
Conndlng Daughter wouldn't put It
that way He may have thoughtless
cmbez,lcd few. but I'm sure he'll re
time he alls.-Chicago News.
Lewis Kidder. Of Gouldsboro. Me moved
the other day. lie didn't bother 20 pack
up. but got four pairs Of horses and one
yoke Of oxen and took his house right
along with him The house set a few
rods from the pond. and IT was hauled to
the pond and nearly tho whole length OF
the pond on the ice: thence up a hill.
through a field and pasture To the new
site "a distance Of about a mIlel without
a mishap and In less than two hours
from the time it eft the foundations"
THE Lewiston journal reports.
'James." said Mr.. Wisgles 10 his chauf-
fcur, Il have very good reason To believe
that somebody besides myself uses my
ear What have YOU 10 say on the sub
ject?"
well. sir" said the chauffeur. Il can't
imagine who IL can be. butter
Well" said Mr.. Wigges, severely.
well. sir. you know that car Is one q
these new self-startcrS. and II may have
been taking little run on it, own hook.
SIR" said James, his face the picture Of
innocence. -Iiarper's Weekly.
The life of parish doctor In Spain il
no; entirely happy one. according To
IA Cr0nica Mcdica," Of Valencia. The
alumni and the students Of the university
I'm that city have entered complaint
against the manner In which the parish
doctors are neglected. as to payment for
services rendered, by the communal au-
thoritics. To illustrate the point. many
instances are referred to. the most nota-
ole being that Of "A parish physician
whose nominal salary was about 500 Il
year. but this small amount had not been
paid. cor any part of IT," for twenty-five
years
Cookbook here, What dye mean by
bringing me this? Alissls ordered lamb
not mutton.
Butcher Boy-That's all right. ole dear
prime cut o. larst years lamb.-Punch.