davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington times., 1913-04-15
s21.75 5000 s16.75

Excellent Refrigerator like the
above illustration. The food COM
partment Is made of one seamless
piece Of porcelain, without cracks.
cement filled joints or hard-to-
clean corners. The finish is golden
oak. panels genuine quartered
oak, eight walls of insulation and
heavy nickeled lever locks and
hinges. Height. AN inches:
width. 25h inches: depth, II
inches; ice capacity. 55 lbs.
The Washington times., 1913-04-15
The "Thermatic"
Cooks Anything

There's almost no limit to the
usefulness of one of these Won
derful "Thermatic' Cookers.
They'll bake. roast, boil or stew
anything more deliciously than
can be done in any other manner.
And all at a saving of time and
Of fuel.
The Washington times., 1913-04-15
Don't Bother
With the Meals

Just place the cooking in the
"Thermatic" Fireless Cooker. and
leave 1t to finish unmatched. No
preheating required in either
baking or roasting.
The Washington times., 1913-04-15

Strong. continuous post white
iron bed just like the illustra-
ton to the. right. Posts are
one and a sixteenth inches in
diameter. has fourteen heavy
iron filters, two brass fillers.
and hard baked white enamel.
The Washington times., 1913-04-15

I'VE established an independent nation
in order that men might enjoy a new
kind of happiness and a new kind Of
dignity: that kind which a man has
when he respects every other mans and
womaD's individuality as he respects his
own: where he is not willing TO draw
distinctions between classes: where he
Is not willing to shut the door Of priv
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13
aui ben &soaen 6es eebens

fann Elm Icfes Shifflein benz Inter.
aange niht entgeben. Seftise Stiirlne
bleiben nidt lange aus nnb nur Der
aorper fam lie iiberoouern, Der nit
reinen gInt, boiler 8eiunbbeit oage.
gen gefeit iii. 9ertreibt Die ihIinrnen
sSoIgcn Der 8eroauunssitorungen bic
Wagen., Seber' unb NierenIeioen.
ihon i'm Seine, reinigt guer 9Iut
BON Belt 81 Belt uftb perifafit oem
sforper nit ben beriibmten ct. Ser.
naro-arauterpilen bic itotbige 8e.
iinobeit. Sic beIfen iiets iino ifooen
bod babel ME, benn iie entbalten nur
beiifraftige FiIaiBeniafte uHh teinc
metaaiften 9leemittel, pie Euedlil.
Der ooer antlmou. 25 Gents. aae
4potheten. BIS
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13
OraaseisextbxmStbertr ertralanaex
gineinnnti, 13. Dea

Wargarst Dunlap an WilIiam O
Wdlter, 1864 4eres Qdno in Seftinr
81 H. Sprinafislb Sonnfbip; ST.
Rubolpb Ru3ida an Die gusido
Rempe 60, Cots rs unb II In q|aul
SGniter's speiten llnterabtbeiluna in
Sailep; 81.
@eorse 20. StsDenlon an Wami.
g. GteDenion, 80 Bel 1856 guB an Der
Rorbfeite Der Slane alpenue In Yor.
tpoob; 81.
Milliam 6. gsoobtpnrb an Riharo
y. Welage. 30 Del Ill JuB an Der
Siofeits Der Carolina Aptnue, 11O
ssuB fueitlib bon Dberlin Npenue; 81.
2eipis 8ebinser an Monlie Nebins
ger, SO Bel 128 JuB an ter Meftieile
Der 6arpep 4Denus, "a sJnb n1rblih
Der ShlIitc Strabe; 81.
pbilip Huebel an s5ulio gftiIep. 3
aabre padt con 80 0u6 an Der
Norboft Settle Der Uirginia Mbenus;
idbrli6t Mietbe $176. nit BEN Mus
faufSrs9! ~ $35o0.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13
OraaSeiseHtbnmS .3ySstteie1
Rene 3ppptbeten.

Tehe Dpppt1etn.
Riddrb. q. Melage an Bomb Sid
q. u. Co.. 5000.
Spha 1olIinssportb an Wiuicm
9. Vuesnt. $40
Ribarb' 3. Delage an g,iincm g.
Woobiparb, $3.50.
Catherine Sill an eagle g. u. g.
g., 5000.
goDarD Q. 1art,nonn an bidslbe,
$3.50.
Rcfe llffelmonn an Soutbern Ohio
6. u. =. Co.. $500.
albert Sttini0nig an gliaabstb =.
Hoe. $500.
giet0ria 8. aeomb an sam.s
Carr, $3.50.
abraham sbuIsr an eagle 9. u.
6. o., 5000.
Waube .. putsei an Centennial
.. o., $500.
Ncrris 3isman an aikraI 9. u.
9. Co., $1400.
Saeob Gnneiber an gonrab glus
gel, $500.
QilIie sgor an Rcobing Roab 6. u.
g. Co.. $500.
iyranees pillen an Glberon 3. 4.
g. a., $3.50.
gDiDorb 9runbpff an 1iik o. u.
&. Co.. $500.
Wlapme Q. Elorrifon an Niumi
soDnfbip .. u. 6. Co., $500.
ssohn Settler an Mobaus pIdce 6.
II. 9. Co.. $500.
ssrnnt Ghfoitmnnn an germcuia
go. 2 8. u. %. Co.. S2e00.
DsrisIbe an 6orrb :. Qetmon,
$500.
OetiIgtt 6ppotbeten.
Sennk Ginrt an %. Worb 3. u.
Co.. $500.
1Ouis Dobt an Gaiprenes 5aeo6p.
$1,000.
Gmil @enb0Isi an 8Iau&e aer,
mid. 1915.
nm. %: qsrin an Hsnb 6iu q.
q. Ge. 1880.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13

Waoraaret Dunlap on gbos. 3.
Wilbp, $500.
Diefelbe an grite RationnI 8onl
bon Wt. 6eaIibp, $195.
Gbnarb g. 5artman an GagIe 9.
u. 6. a.. $500.
Dm. .. ShIi. on Meiiern gsrs
man @ont. $4,000.
RoeeIia RaIpbn on 9. O. Woors
man e Co., $400.
Cigar Roe an Reabins 9. u. g.
Co., $500.
6urrie 6. Rsepes on Delta g. u.
Co.. $1,000.
sgreb. 3. Megee on 6erman eisin,
$1,000.
Derielbe an CUNT Sirabe 6. u. 3.
Co.. $500.
1ront 6. 9tilIman an 2ellie Dools
lep, $500.
SuIius Snon on Jinblnp Worfet
go. 2 6. II. g. Co., $270O.
6enrp Wogner on q. M. Spans
a.nbrs, $500.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13

v.an erpobne IN eristen Oas G,He. solteblnn-
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13

Soiepb 8. gisdsr an GtbeI 6. gol,
finger, 1beil bon Got Rp. 216 in Der
slsmere llntsrabtbsiluns in Qor.
lpooo; 81.
glisabetb g. Qoe an albert Gisin,
tonia 4 4eres 2anb in Settion %
Storrs 5ofpnibip; $1,000.
Somts Carr an 9ietoria +. acomb,
SO Iub an Der 9oroieite Der Rod,eIls
Strabe SO Jub peftIid Der abr.ns
Strahe; 81.
GIiffUro 8. Sentins an gertram
g3 aensins II. 4., 48 BET It's Iub
ar Der Roroieite DER Rabiion Roab
81.
Dpisbi q. gailep an Tap.rs y.
Cooper. 33 Aub on Der WeitItite ser
aubfon apsnus, 156 5ub nore!ib
Der Dud Greet Roab; ST..
Wipers y. Cooper on Woube ,.
Yutsst. baifeIbe Gisenibum; 81.
Benjamin 3. Sobn on gborlss
Weibmcnn ii. a., SO Eel 12O Sus
on Der Sftfeits Der 5isbIanb 4nnu.,
Il sFub n0rolih Der 9elsn Strabe;
81.
Olen 6. gropn an bic 2lmeriean
Rational Bant. Elm Stiid 2anb an
Der Waoiion ap:nue in Sesiion 27,
Columbia 9oipnibip; 81.
8. U. Seinsbeimer II. ". an bic
Cntlen Dart Co.. baftlbe gisentbum;
ST.
AMERICAN 0ationaI 8ont on bic
Oatlep part Co., baHelbe Gis.ntbum;
81.
6eruan 1espsn, psr 9lbm. an syrdu<
ees pillen, 25 sub an Der Gillette
Der Sidte apsHue. SO SUB iiiblit Der
Oeft Sirabe; $3375.
al. 8. 1espen an Grune.s pillfn.
toiieIbe gisentbum; 81.
s5Obn 6. Rossrs an bic gentra!
sdDinas 3. u. &. Co.. 5beil bon
Cots 8. 10 nno IL in Jonet 1boms
ion's unterabtkilune; 81.
Die Contribution ano Builders
Suppln Go. an R. :. Grefap. aons
trait. um Elm Gtiid Qnnb in Get!ionen
8 unb Is in Columbia 9otpnfbip ri.
$250O su b.rfoufen.
Woreon Womsiep an Waonme @.
Wlorrifon. Got SO in Worgan Wamsr
lep's unierabtbtiluns In Wbiteipottr
2opnfbip; $120.
Snllie 6. bnrrel an Nininm 6drs
ref. Cots 38 unb 80 in WeGluna's
4bbition au glepes; 81.
borrn u. Ruff an Jba W. Hos,
25 bel $50 Sub an Der Qorbfeite Der
anonlton Gtrabt, $50 sJuB DsfiIin
Ter Dane StraBe; 81.
sSba W. Noe an Jobn Otttler u. u.
25 Bel 150 ;}uB an Der Horbieiie Der
aEoultOn Girnbe, $50 Jub ipejtlih
Der Dnnt Strube; 81.
Wap s5<Ioidmp an Sinoe Mo6, Got
% IN mm. o. Neffl llnttrabtbei,
lung an bsr Glsnw0p 4ueaise; 81.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13
Sumor i'm 1beateE Su

&umor i'm Tbenter sm
.Strano Dfagn5ine" er3dbien be.
riibmte Gdnger nno gdngerinneu
Iuftige abenteuer aus bern Hiibnen-
lsben. 60 berihtet Nme. Golne cine
Gpiio0e aus Der 3eit, ba iie 1881 in
griiiieI gaftirte. Sie foIlte nIs Gbc-
rubin in .Jignros Sodjoeit~ nuftre.
ten; bn fie ober bamaIs nod ietr
idlanf mar. ipolIte iie Die Tiinne it.
rer Neine biirh elm Vaor fnlihe Da.
ben befeitigeii: bieie iieIen ieooh 10.
bid aus. bab iie 3u bem 5arten Cbtrs
forper in einem grotesfen GegeHioh
itnnoer. 9ns YubIifinn tplsnbelte
iid, i'm erlten gift iibcr bas nerfipiir.
big niiSgebiIbete ltntergeEten Der
|jirngen Riinitlerin. iinb Der DireftDr
mar 70 ipiitbeno, Dob er ibr iofort Die
fnIihen g1noen nb5ulcgen befnbI.
.als ih ipieocr niif bic Wiibne fam.
mar if gang oiinn, nber ipenigitens
inmmetriId. Die geirtung mnr
iiberrnIhen0. Der anpeilmeilter
glptte MID an, Dse menn ihm bic
sIugen aus benz Qppf fallen DoII-
ten. uftb I'm Yublifum brnh mad
eintn Woment betretenen G1peis
acns ein geirnItigeS Bel6fter aus.
geie babe ih ipieber faIfhe Naben ge-
fr1gen." Mls oas Ilitigite grIc6-
niB iciner BiibnenInnfbabn beseidr
net ber cngIifde G1nger Cir Charles
santleD einen gorfaIl bei elmer Sui.
fiilrana bon Gonnobs .ssnnft~ no
er ben wnIcntin fang. 9olentin lit
chen gefnIlen, Den SterbenDen bat
D1nrthe In ibren Sdob eebettet. iiilb
cine pduie trgriffenea G&neioeuB
tritt eiD. 0n ruff plOtIiM cine In,itc
Gimme bon Der Uolerie: emit
bo& Mi4t n rum. tH5pit i'm astes
>eH eS0esw osfls
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13

6orrn :. 2sbmon an Jrans
Shlottmun u. a.. Got 246 in Der
llnterubiheilung "" BON Satlea
pari, 81.
Die Soilen Yart Go. an 8. Z.
sehman, cafeibe gissntbum; 81.
Wlortho 9. Biro an War gbostia,
5 Sabre pnht b<s Gisentbums, BIZ
tannt aIs Hp. 929 Weit Court Ctr;
mcnotlifr Wietk $75.
eonrnb Ra5eI an Jocob Shneiber,
rEgefabr 80 4eres 2nnb in Der Wers
meHuna 1914 In MHberion lornibip;
81.
Der Staut Ohio an 6. 8. miltiie.
5beil bon Got IL in gaspr Etier's
llntsrabtbeiluns; $45.78.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13

7 IERE is design for embroidering
II the ends 0! a dresser scarf
twenty inches wide.
Patterns for stamping half Of end
is given.
The small flowers and leaves can
be embroidered in solid work, or the
flowers made as eyelcts as preferred; I;
the stems are to be outlined; the
scalloped edges are to be padded and
butsonholed.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-12-13

.aOnnen Sic aber audi ibipeiaen?1
.S4g - Gin grab 1T elm altes
Wsib aegen midi"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
MONEY AND THE MAN.

President H. ]. Waters OF the
Kansas State Agricultural College,
formerly dean of the College of Agri-
culture here, has refused a $4,000
Job with private corporation rather
than leave his present position at
$4,000 a year.
The case is not an isolated one.
President A. Ross Hill OF the Univer-
sity of Missouri refused an offer from
Minnesota which carried a larger
salary than he receives here. Other
men in various parts of the country
have made similar decisions.
In spite of the cynic's oft-repeated
assertion that money is the only
thing men consider. it would seem
that some persons find compensation
in the rather old fashioned ideal OF
service.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
UNIVERSITY AIDS THE STATE
MacKay, in Republic, Tells of Its
Methods of Teaching.

The way the University of Missouri
ihelps in the welfare of the people
of the state was, described in an article
by Hugh J. MacKay, University pub
Usher, in the educational section of
Sundays st. Louis Republic. The
article was accompanied by a picture
of Mr. MacKay.
The article told of the University's S
laboratory method of teaching the stu
dents by having them do things them
selves. The rank of the various
schools and the University itself, the
extension and the short courses and
other work was described. The Uni
versity is one of the twenty-five state
universities belonging to the Associa-
ton of American Universities and was
one of the first recognized by the Car
negie Foundation for the Advancement
of Teaching. The rank of the various
professional schools and the intimate
touch the College of Agriculture and
the other schools of the University
! keep with the people of the state was
discussed. A full page advertisement
of the University appeared in the edu,
cational section.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
THE CITY'S SHARE IN ROADS.

Most good-roads days are days
when Mr.. Farmer is invited to work
on the roads past his farm. Mr..
City-Man usually feels that, since the
streets past his house are paved,
there is nothing left for him to do.
There is a new angle to the Mis-
souri, Good-Roads Days, August 20
and y, however. Those who are un-
able to work on the roads themselves
are to be given opportunity to sub
scribe money to help the work. A
St. Louis newspaper has started a
fund and is receiving contributions
not only from St. Louisans. but from
Missourians all over the state
Other funds have been started al
other points.
Good roads are important to the
resident in the city as well as to the
farmer. Although the urban dwellel
finds it more difficult to leave his
desk to handle a pick on the day:
appointed, still he need not feel tha
he lacks opportunity to help the
mnXament
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
5000 BOOKS ADDED YEARLY.
Library Gets $4,000 Appropriation
Annually.

About 5000 volumes of books are
added to the library each year, accord
ing to H. o. Severance. librarian of
the University. Fifteen thousand dol
lars is appropriated by the state to be
spent for library purposes each year.
About $4,000 of this is spent in the
purchase of books, $500 for periodi-
Gals. and the rest for binding books
and magazines. All American books
are purchased through the University
store. the Coop. Many scientific
works have to be bought abroad. Two
large cases of books from Berlin and
Paris have just been received.
here are eleven salaried employees
in the library. About 11S books are
taken each day for home reading. Not
so much fiction is read as in the
ordinary library. however. the Red
Star collection is very popular.
The library now numbers 10000
volumes of books and pamphlets.
These are divided into the general
library, law library, medical library,
engineering library, agricultural
library and collections in the observa-
tory. the Lathrop collections in
Academic Hall, and library of the
School of Mines at Rolla. The library
is open thirteen and one-half hours
each day, except Sunday. Students
also have access to the library OF the
State Historical Society which con-
tains about 100000 volumes. The
main reading room will seat $50. OF
the department libraries the law
library is the largest, containing To-
619 volumes. The agricultural library
contains 9,179 volumes, and the
medical library $3.50 volumes.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
FROM OTHER SCHOOLS.

The University of Missouri is glad
to have had so many students from
other colleges and universities this
summer. They are here from schools
near by and from schools far away.
Nothing does more to advertise the
University than the reports of these
students after they depart. And,
they too, can advertise their schools
while they are here.
Summer School is really like one
big family. Everyone feels at home.
Real Missouri hospitality is in the
University and Missourians try to ex-
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
EMERSON on LECTURE TRIP
Will Try to Stimulate Interest i'm Rural
School Work.

To stimulate interest in rural
schools, so boards will hold regular
meetings, visit the schools, look into
conditions and make efforts to i'm
prove the present work of the country
schools, R. H. Emberson, professor of
rural education at the University of
Missouri, will address the boards in
Boone and adjoining counties in the
next few weeks.
He will lecture to the members OF
school boards in Columbia on August
IA, and in Boonville August Is. II
is expected that $50 school board mem
bers will attend the Cooper County
meeting.
Today the country has twice as
many pupils enrolled as have the city
schools, yet the city and town spends
four times as much per pupil as does
the country, according to Professor
Emberson. The pay for country
teachers is far below that for city ant
| town teachers.
Beginning August 10, Professor EN-
berson will make his lectures il
Davies. Carroll, Randolph, Audrain ant
| Montgomery counties. A route is nov
being made up through the southern
part of the state, the first lecture t
be given August %.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
A DEMOCRATIC UNIVERSITY.

Forty-five girls, anxious to become
students at the University of Mis-
souri,. have written to the secretary
of the Y. W. c. A. employment bu-
reau for work, according to a news
item. Another story says that
ninety men have already sent their
applications to the Y NJ. c. A.
The existence of considerable
proportion of working students in
any university means much, both to
the university and to the students
themselves. To the university it
means a healthful state of democracy
resulting from the mingling of the
self-supporting students with the
remittance men," To the working
students it means a chance for a col
lege education that might otherwise
have been lost.
The manor woman, as it is COM
ing to be now-who is willing tC
work in his spare hours to pay his
expenses at college is likely to ap,
preciate his opportunities more than
the student whose university educa-
ton comes without egort. The fac
that so many of Missouri's students
earn all or part of their expense:
while here is one of the best fea
lures of the University.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
LOSS IN DISHES IS $50 YEARLY
L. d. c. and Cafeteria Have Many
Broken and Some ssBOrrOwed..

The loss of dishes at the University
Dining Club and the Cafeteria amounts
to about $50 a year, according to
Stanley Sisson, manager This loss is
mostly due to breakage in handling.
But another source of loss is persons
taking dishes to their rooms and for
getting to return them. At the close
of each term students bring dishes in
by the basket full.
Tumblers are the easiest broken,
About one thousand are handled daily
at the two eating places. A dozen OF
this thousand are broken on an aver
age
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
TO RID , COUNTIES OF CHOLERA
Board of Agriculture Plans Object Les
sons for State.


The selection of three or more
counties for hog cholera demonstra-
ton work was authorized by the State
Board of Agriculture recently. The
work will be carried on to show what
can be done in the control of hog
cholera. These counties are to be
object lessons to other counties, that
by close applications of certain
principles hog cholera can be absolute
" driven out of the county.
Any county that will comply with
the necessary conditions of buying the
serum and virus needed in the treat
ment of the hogs will be selected. The
application of the serum and virus and
the regulation of a quarantine will be
undertaken by the Board of Agricul-
ture.
The ham and bacon show will be
held again in connection with Farmers
Week. An appropriation of S100 fol
premiums was made.
DIR. Samuel Sheldon, state veterina
rian. has resigned to accept a position
in Kansas City. He has been in of
| fee about a year and a half. The
board has not named a new officia
yet.
Mr.. E. G. Bennett of Carthage, presi
dent of a creamery company, was ap
pointed by the board to fill out the un
expired term of DR.. w. P. Cutler a
state dairy commissioner.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
TWENTY-FIVE TO FINISH WORK
Students Will Complete Requirements
for Degrees or Certificates.

Twenty-Five students expect to COM
plete by the end of the Summer Ses-
sion, the requirements for the degree
of B. S. in Education, or the require
ments for the life or two years certi-
ficate to teach, granted by the Univer-
sity
Their names: Dora Alvin Bickel,
Mary Elizabeth Briggs, Elmer Bergum
Brown, Herbert Bascom Bruner. Del
bert Harrington Conrod, Velma David
son, Margery Helen Graham, Allen
Clay Gwinn. Irma Augusta Hellman,
Russell William HILBERT, Byron
Thurman Johnson, George Max Kiln
ger, Nellie Maud Mack, Zwingli Fred
erick Myers, Harry Orville Morawitz,
Maud Mccormick, James Hulen Nc
Gully, John Mason Mcdonald, Roy
Groom Reynolds, William Nelson Seill-
man, Myra Louise Shepard, Beulah
Marguerite Zilles.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
GET IT HERE
PENIS Store Carries
Complete Line of
Toilet Articles.

Penn's Drug Store is
one of the most complete
in Columbia. They carry
everything in the drug
line, toilet articles, cam
eras, stationery, cigars,
tobaccos and candies. And
magazines-you can al
ways get the one you want
just as soon as it is sent
from the publishers.
The first time you want
something after you get to
Columbia, stop in and see
if you can't find Just what
you are looking for. We
will be glad to see you
and to help you get ac-
quainted here.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
And Press Agents Get Paid for This !!

Ana HreSS Agents Uet L dIu iOi Ihis'
Shall we blame it on the heat?
That would be the charitable thing to
do, for we should hate to think that
any sane man would try to pull off
anything like this. But anyway, here
it is, just as it came through the mail
to the dramatic editor" of the Mis-
sourian:
Hon. w ]. Bryan, Washington, D..
c.: Ii the newspapers are correct in
quoting you as saving that your salary
as Secretary of State is insufficient
for your means-that you are there
fore compelled to add to your income
by outside work. | beg leave to offer
you a position that will pay you twice
as much as the United States
Government, and which will call for
You undivided attention. In other
words, l offer you $4,000 year as
Chief Publicity Promoter of Within
the Law. The position is one of i'm
portance. and, like your present high
office. of worldwide influence, for
Within the Law is about to be pre-
sented not only in the United States
but in every civilized center of the
world. The position is one that will
call for the highest quality intellect
and resourcefulnesS- combination
for which we are willing to pay a
good living wage.
(Signed) Arch Selwyn. managing
director"
Humph, In the next mail we ex-
pect something like this:
King George, England: Since the
high cost of living has undoubtedly
hit you, my kindness of heart drives
me to offer you an opportunity to
make an honest. if meager, living.
offer you $4,000 a week as president
of the Tightshoe Corn Salve Company
In filling the duties of this place you
will be required merely to give daily
demonstrations in a plateglass show
window on Broadway. You will Of
course bring your crown with yor
and wear it at all demonstrations
Yours truly, etc.
Kaiser Wilhelm, Germany Gable
gram: Can guarantee you So /;
week jerking soda. What date viii
you arrive?
And by the way, why not write
letter ourselves? Here goes one t
the press agent who originated tn
first crime:
Charles w. Hayes, within tn
Law Company, New York: If yo
have any desire to reform. we ar
willing to give you a trial on tn
staff of the University Missouria1
We cannot pay You anything Will
you are learning the business, bu
will give you an opportunity to lear
the printing trade. You will start a
devil, and can look forward to
salary as high as So a week if yo
, prove capable. Yours truly, Universit
AIissourian.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08

tend it to their guests who are here
for the summer.
This has been the largest Summer
School the University has ever had
Every year from now on it should
grow.
We are glad to have had You here
this summer. We want to see you
back next summer.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
HELLO
We Are Glad to
Know You Are
Coming.

In just a little over five
weeks you will be coming
to Columbia. We are glad
to know that we will have
so many new friends this
year.
Our new store will be a
meeting place for old stu
dents and We want you to
start coming here to meet
your friends. It's handy to
everyone. When you get
to Columbia look us I'D and
say hello"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-08-08
The SeUenth Column

The University Dining Club and the
Cafeteria are hereafter to be known as
the Commons. Since they are on diff
ferent floors of the same building,
why not call them the upper and
lower houses of Parliament.