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The Washington herald., 1913-01-09

Mrs. H. L. Myers and Mrs. James A.
Reed will not be at home to-day, but
they will receive next Thursday after
noon at Mrs. Reeds residence. 1856 Bilt-
more Street.
The Washington herald., 1913-01-09

Mrs. Judson c. Clements and Miss
Clements will be at home this after
noon.
The Washington herald., 1913-01-09

Miss Jean Wilson has returned TO
Washington and is residing at 1850 Ken
yon Street, Northwest.
The Washington herald., 1913-01-09

Mrs. Perry Belmont. chairman Of the
National Women's Democratic League.
was hostess at a large and delightful
reception yesterday afternoon in honor
OF the visiting members Of the league.
Smart society was largely represented
The Washington herald., 1913-01-09

DR.. and Mrs. Charles W. Richardson
are entertaining their daughter, Mrs
William D. Chandler, jr. As this is Mrs
Chandler's first prolonged visit to her
parents since her wedding last spring,
she will be at home on the last three
Mondays in January at 1877 Connecticut
The Washington herald., 1913-01-09

The annual Charity Ball Of the South
ern Relief Society will be given at the
Willard on Monday evening" January q.
The President and Mrs. Taft have ac-
cepted an invitation to be present and
will occupy their box.
Receiving with Miss Mamie Randolph
Heth. the president OF the society. will
be Mrs. White. the wife of the Chief
Justice, and Mrs. VIM. Corcoran Eustis.
Official, diplomatic and resident So
clety will be largely represented in the
list Of patronesses. .-.. ....
This ball has been one Of the big
functions of the winter, and coming as II
does this year toward the end Of short
season Of social activity, promises to
be the most brilliant event Of the clos
ing days before Lent.
The Washington herald., 1913-01-09

The spacious rooms of the Congress.
ional Club were the scene Of a brilliant
reception last night given in honor Of the
Speaker and Mrs. Champ Clark.
The President and Mrs. Taft attended
the reception, but Mrs. Clark and Miss
Genevieve Clark, who arrived in New
York yesterday from Panama, reached
Washington too late to be present.
Mrs. Ernest Roberts, wife of Represen-
tative Roberts, and president Of the
Congressional Club. received the guests.
She wore a handsome gown Of purple
chiffon trimmed with lace. over. white
charmeuse.
Those who assisted in dispensing the
hospitalities of the evening were Mrs.
w. Murray Crane, OF Massachusetts;
Mrs. Robert La Toilette, Of Wisconsin;
Mrs. James A. Reed. Of Missouri: Miss
Helen Cmnon. Of Illinois: Mrs. Ebene-
ger Hill. of Connecticut; Mrs. Edgar d.
Crumpacker, of Indiana; Mrs. James T.
Lloyd. Of Missouri; xys- Dorsey ShackeI-
The Washington herald., 1913-01-09

Maj. Won Herwarth, military attach
of the German Embassy, who will shortl
be Joined by Nine. Won Herwarth, ha
leased the residence, 1876 Rhode islam
Avenue, belonging to Mrs. Christia
Hemmick, and Will take possession Of
on January 15.-
The house. which is one OF the hand
soonest in the city, and especially adapt
ed to entertaining, was at different tir1e
leased by Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Jen
nings, Senator and Mrs. Root, and Co
Henry du Font.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12
YOUNG LADY GIVES
PLANT JUICE VIEWS
Miss De Clute Of Salt Lake City
Finds Rare Virtues in This
New Remedy.

Miss Lucille De Clute. a popular young
lady OF Salt Lake city whose home is at
~ East Third South. has the following
20 say regarding Plant Juice:
''Oh. yes. your Plan, Juice is all right.
Several OF my lady friends told me about
u and | got bottle. II is just fine, !
consider II the Grea test tonic ! ever took
In my lie. Am telling all my friends about
IL. IT Is grand for rheun,s tism and
stomach trouble, with both Of which |
have suffered. II brought me quick relief
and ! am sure that Il is lasting
For the restorat ton of vital force, for
the RELIEF and cure OF all arrangements
OF the stoma ch. kidneys. liver and blood.
Plant Juice is the greatest specific and
tonic ot the age, In almost incredible time
IL viii put new vitality. new lie and ener-
gy into YOU. Even though your troubles
are chronic you viii And relief and cure In
Plant Juice. IT clears the liver. eradics tes
every vestigc OF biliousness, relieves indi-
gestion and all stomach disorders. Uric
ecid In tho blood is quickly dissolved and
removed. thus relieving rheumatism and
similar disorders Get bottle today at
Schramm- Johnson's Five Drug Stores.
(Advertisemcnt)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

address by President Mrs, w. F. Adams
and musical numbers by the club chorus.
Mrs. A P. Stone and Mrs. j. W. Cur
tbs Later. the entertainment committee
VIII serve tea. and the usual social hour
OF the beginning year viii be enjoyed.
Mrs Roscoe NJ. Breeden, the new chap
ter regent for the Daughters OF the Amer
lean Revolution. entertained the Spirit or
Liberty chapter Yesterday afternoon at
her home on Fourth avenue at the trst
meeting of the fall season. After the
routine business OF The chapter had been
attended 10 Mrs. Barry Hosarty read
most interesting paper on Martna
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12
UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD COMPANY
ANNUAL MEETING.
I65 Broadway,

New York. y. z, Aug. u. 1878.
The annual meeting OF the stockhold-
ers OF Union Pacific Railroad company
will be held at It's office at Salt Lake
City, Utah. on Tuesday. October II. 1913.
at IL o'clock noon. for the purpose OF
eiccting fifteen directors OF the company
and OF transacting such other business
as may legally come before the meeting
For the purposes OF tho mcetiDg, the
books for the transfer OF stock (both
preferred and common) VIII be closed al
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12
NoTIcE TO CREDITORS AND OTHERS.

We Jack Pieper and u, A. PaImquisi,
heretofore doing general carriage, wag
on and automobile painting and repair
business under the name OF The Elk Car
riage. Wagon and Automobile Works. at
No. 123 East Fourth South street. Salt
Lake City, Utah. do hereby give notice
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

3 o'clock o. III. on Monday. September
2e 1918. and VIII be reopened at 10
o'clock a. m. on "wednesday. October l5.
1913 ALEX. MfLI,AR,
Secretary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Judge G. S. Zane and his daughter. Mrs
Margaret Zane WItcher, and her small
daughter are back from a delightful visit
in Chica go.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

OF the Informal hops OF the summer sea-
son In the post hop room.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Mrs. S. Fl. Vowles entertained yester-
sistcT Miss Lettia Gray. one OF the
September brides. Garden flowers were
used TO decorate the rooms. In which
about two dozen friends were enter
taIned Mrs T. w. Swaner and Mrs.
Prank Hogan assisted the hostess
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

The faculty OF the Collegiate institute
Will give concert tonight In Ferry hall
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Mrs Frederick Perkins % Fort Doug
las "il leave the middle Of next week
FOR visit OF few weeks in Los An
gele3.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

A number Of friends Of the young
guests OF honor will go to Ogden tonight
TO attend the dance TO be given az tne
hermitage by Mr.. and Mrs, Ralph e.
Rristo, and Miss Dorothy Armstrong for
Miss spargo and Mr.. Collins and Miss
Harmon and Mr.. Tyler
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Miss RoTera Rogers entertained th
members of the Arion club Yesterday aft
ernoon At her home. III Third avenue
Miss Vivian Beatty read a paper oI
Shelley and Miss Media Woolley CAV
some selections.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

- "a eysuins was ,s.s 'ne s''ye, ,'t
,iv.n BY the Ladies A'o
=, the First congresa :
- .,,.,,b at the VI. II Walk =
-, sonih Temple street
-. aas all adorned VIZ"
,sln rooms were hlIed
-. during tho evening. "A
"a programme was gwen
r.,.,,oo o, Fred Z. Grahdm'
-.s,s b. ME Graham Mrs.
AZ, Peters were part
-re The great pipe or
~. q. the special features
,s played By Mr.. walker.
Sir was in the hands OF the
~ committee OF the ald So j.
.p,A Mrs Bertha Harvey is
Assisting here were Mrs.
- Nrs. George ". Putnam
: pt.lsn Mrs. NJ, J. brines'
snrel and Mrs. r. l.. Park :
Corhsm. Mrs. c. II. Nc
4, srnss and Mrs. Earl Har-
,rr,st lho table pouring cof-
,-,,irs AZ the supper we're tle
-. and Vivian Smith, Etne!
s,-shs ard Martha Henderson
FiIssr.
.3r candon entertained about
IN rcang girls yesterday after
4, rost interesting OF all nup-
lroussesu tea for her sister.
K smoot OF Provo, whose
wi week is 10 be one OF the
r.,hmonIsl affairs Of the au-
:, The attractive home on
Or street was decorated with
rsi,e aNers, and during the
.ilo o'clock was filled with
L.,ls OF the young bride, Dur
~ afternoon Mrs, Smoot re-
81 ir daughters, while Mrs, r..
al Mrs. Harold r. Smoot
Mss Lsona Wilson and Miss
fcar assisting.
Hrsn 4. prosser entertained
IRA afternoon. a number of
ID klng asked out for all In
srky beautiful country home.
~ rooms were made bright
C.ss o. the lovely garden Aow-
~ the place is famed, The
m INSISTED by her sister. Mrs.
III Celia Eccles OF Ogden. Mrs
-. ard Mrs. Nicholas 4, Rob-
n Walker slso entertained on
zee luncheon, the two affairs
- r anticipation OF her depar-
Nr York on Monday. Mr..
p K here tomorrow 10 take his
y clwson entertained a few
z girls yesterday at q bridge
Nlss Louise Spencer. who is
ficoes bride, The tables were
Th TIE lovely garden fiow-
luncheon. and later the
l'ah 10 enjoy the game dur
,,noon hours, Miss LILLIAN
hlss Rosemary Young assist
rsu. Miss Spencer has been
y numerous affairs In the
nn, a luncheon given by Miss
s-rss on Tuesday. an Orphe.
q Wednesday, and several
nm Miss Katherine Jennings
Ith In her honor on Monday.
~ ,i.'lng for the fall season OF
literary club will De held
20 al the usual hour In the
" So East South Temple
Tosnmmc will consist OF an
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Mr. and Mrs j; G MI DuESn FSn,n0s %, s!yei. Kei.
iw, Of Sioux City. Iowa
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Hirt OF Chicago, who
have been visiting Captain and Mrs. VII
son B. Burtt. left yesterday Tor thelr
Burtt. will remain a few days longer
at the post before going to San Fran
cisco.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

,.-s Robert Parke Foote and baby
81 % rhursdsy for San Diego. where they
uiiI spend the winter with Mrs. Foote'S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Mr.. and Mrs. c. P. Overfield entertain-
"a . few OF the young people last even
Ing quite informally for Miss Mary smsd
lev who rs visiting friends in the, CITY
Nj and Mrs, Melvin II Sowles VIII en-
tertaIn this evening at a Similar aIIatr.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Mrs Hugh Dougall Will entertain a
Isrva company Of friends this afternoon
&c, 1es In compliment 10 Mrs Frank VIII
usn,s of san Francisco. who was MISS
Irene Kelly Of this city,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Mrs. w. r. Culmer entertained again
Yesterday afternoon at cards for her sis
Ter Mrs walter Hinman Of Seattle. The
rooms were decorated with pink and
white asters and about twenty-f five guests
we're present Mrs. Frank T. Roberts and
Mrs Arthur Lynn assisted the nos
teSS.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Matter TO be included in Sunday
society news must be in this office
not later than noon Saturday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Lieutenant and Mrs. Arthur U. All
-.,Is and their young daughter have ar
Jyed at Fort Douglas. Lieutenant An,
rends having been added TO the co"man"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

NJ, and Mrs. S. NJ. Boswick are her
from san Francisco and are at the no
taJ Utah for a few dsvs. Mr Roswicl
,s the assistant general freight aSeD
for the Southern. Pacif,c-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Mrs Wiley =. Da awsou. wife OF Lieu
tenant Dawson. formerly Miss Katie
Adams OF this city. was operated upor
lsst Monday for appendicitis In the hos
pital at West Point and is recovering
satsl2 cto,ily
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Leigh D. Bruckart the new manager
Of the Orpheum theater. was the host
on Wednesday night at supper at the
Hotel Utah following the evening per-
ror1nance The guests at the affair were
Signor LAMBERT, Professor ]. ]. Nc
Cieilan, Professor Willard Weihe, George
Carpenter and William Oxford.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

,z,s. AUpe Mcmillan will entertain at
. ,ne dis afternoon for Mrs Robert II,
P.rkcr and Mrs, Walter Andrew botii
Of whom are here visiting.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12


selea.
The faculty OF the Collegiate institute
Will give concert tonight In Ferry hall.
Judge c. S Zane and his daughter, Mrs
Margaret Zane WItcher and her small
daughter are back from delightful visit
in Chicago.
Miss Rowena Rogers entertained the
members of the Arion club Yesterday aft
ernoon I her home. III Third avenue
Miss Vivian Beatty read a paper on
Shelley and Miss Ncda Woolley gave
Mrs. Wiley u Dawson. wife OF Lieu
tenan, Dawson. formerly Miss Katie
Adams OF this cily. was operated upon
ast Monday for appendicitis In the hos
pital at West Point and is recovering
"a t!si2 cto:ily.
Mrs. ~ y. Rebenusch Will entertain
this evening at a dinner and thester
party for her son. Grover a. RebentIsoh
and mis- fiancee. Miss Anne *. Smoot
Gordon Douglas gave a box party al
the Orpheum Tuesday evening In honor
turns shortly to the Annapolis naval
academy,
Lieutenant, and Mrs. Reuben, c. .Tay-
tenant ter mt TayIor to take take s'Gai the place eo Of
Lieutenant John NJ. Craig
The w G. T u. Will hold the regu-
lar monthly meeting this afternoon at
2:30 o'clock in the Y w. G. A. rooms
over the Continental bank. The Re-.
Charles B. Murphy Will give an address
on Christian Citizenship" to which the
public Is invited.
Still another wedding of Wednesday
evening was that of Miss RoXie Norma
Woodruff, daughter OF Bishop and Mrs,
A. II. Woodruff, and ?, George Wood OF
the Utah Sugar company,
The Daughters OF the Mormon Bat
TALON will meet this afternoon at 2
o. clock In the Bishops building on North
Main street.
A testimonial concert viii be given this
evening at Whitney hall for Mrs. Lottie
Crozicr.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Washington" fine musical programme
followed and later Mrs. l.. u. Hall poured
tea during the social hour which followed
the programme.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Mrs. " A. Rebenuscn will enterta r
this evening at a dinner and theatel
party for her son, Grover \. RebentlsCh
and MS fianCee, Miss Anne *. Smoot.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

: The officers and ladies OF Fort Doug
l., oil entertain this evening at another
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

The women golfers Of the Country club
will meet today for the second round in
the championship tournament. and the
eight players will be paired off as fol-
lows. Mrs r. c. Gemmel Will play Mrs,
Robert Hardness. Miss Lucille Gimer will
play Mrs. J. T. Gilmer. Miss Lane will
play Mrs L. ]. Gilmer, and Mrs. c. r.
Pearsall will play Mrs. F. e. McGurrin.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-12

Gordon Douglas gave a box party a
the Orpheum Tuesday evening In homo
Of Midshipman Oliver Richie who re
turns shortly to the Annapolis nava
academy
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
CAN NOT MARRY.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
am a girl of seventeen and am
deeply in love with a young man
two years my senior, and have
reason to think that he loves me.
Now, Miss Fairfax, there is a girl,
a friend of mine, who happened
to go out with us a couple of
times, and she began TO show at
tentions TO him and to write let
ters to him. He told me about
them and il made me angry.
If / should meet her, how
should l treat her, for he told
me not to let her know that he
has shown me the letters?
Is there any wrong in marry
ing an uncle? Is it not too near
relation, for this young man is
my uncle, and / love him dear
ly? Il. A. l..
You certainly can not marry YOU
uncle; it would be Illegal I advise
you to put him out of your mind a,
soon as possible. Treat the girl po-
ltely when you meet her. You hav,
no right TO speak TO her about hel
etters
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
BY FRANCES L. eARsIDE

~ nNlNSEO l.. SANStDE.
TT is sometimes very difficult to
do the right thing, but it is even
more difficult 10 do the other
thing-discreetly.
To have a talent for marrying and
TO have a talent for marriage are
two totally different things.
Diamonds the the accentuatior
marks IN the social score; they EN-
phasize the distinction of the distin
gulshed, the insignificance of the in
significant and the vulgarity of the
vulgar.
Most truisms are epigrams, but few
epigrams are true.
Many men owe their success to
their wives, but many more owe their
wives to their success
Some men marry treasures and 9TH
ers treasures.
A fool can shatter a wise mans
argument with an idiotic laugh.
Toying with a girls affection is
not playing with fire, but dabbIing
in tears.
Marriage viii sometimes work
strange changes; it has changed a
kiss from a pleasure into duty. and
a lie from a luxury into a necessity.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11

new. IN give sou that answer to-
u.ght."
Then he turned round and raced Hr-
stairs for his HAT and coat. and ten
minutes later was peliiuE IN London
ward as fast as "a IS 900 Tanhari could
carry him
Do vas close q" 4 O'Clock when be-
came back and walked into the 5raw-
ing room OF toe Friarg. accompanied DIS
seIate au. nesrer-lele# gentleman off
ardoubtea Celtic origin whom ae nitro
dueed as Doctor James O1Ialsr.
ladies' and gentlemen -21 d.. Dublin
Lady JESS uz.,u ANA Hsr SOFA asauHvI
edged Che introduction tE .l .l...E.
zion ID tHL head, tile Hon. s.l.A aa-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11

Just thought OF something that's
an Got TO make a run; he with you
again before bedtime" he answered
evasively; but once on the other side Of
the door: ''Write me down an ass, ''
he quoted, turning 10 his host
mo, don't ask any questions Lend
me your motor and your chauffeur
can up both as quickly as possible.
wait up for me and keep your wife
and Lady Essington and her son wait
ing up, too. ] said tomorrow ] would
answer the riddle. did . not? Well, then,
If I'm not the bliudest bat that ever
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
DON'T WASTE TIME.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
Some time ago / became at
tached to a young man who is in
an office. He secured my moth
er's consent and mine to call on
me and take me out. have left
the position I had in the same
building with him and do not
have a chance to see him since
then. He has stopped calling on
me and does not even write 20
me. / have lots of other young
men friends, but I think more
Of this young man than all the
others. How can I find out the
reason he does not call? He
lives some distance, but that does
not keep him away, for he told
me that II he liked a girl no dis
lance could keep him away from
her. NJ. +.
If I we're you I would not bother
about him. He seems rather a tickle
Young man. Try to become inter
ested in some Of your other friends
and don't waste your time frettine
over this uncertain young man.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
Advice to the
Lovelorn
Bv BEATRICE FAIRFAX
DO NOT CALL AGAIN.

NEAR MISS FAIRFAX;
u l am girl of IS and go
with a young man three years
ordar than am. This young man
claims he loves me, and he told
me he wants to keep steady COM
nauv with me. At first he used
IN call on me every week, but now
he keeps disappointing me every
ffue he promises to call, and |
always call on him and ask him
for an explanation. which is a diff
f5rent excuse each time. and
amounts to nothing. Kindly ad-
wise me chat to do, as l love him
from the bottom of my heart,
and il would cause me to suffer
very much If had to give him up,
S. G.
Ny dear, It is better to give him III
than to force yourself on him wher
he does not want you. If he were
very anxious to see you he woult
keep his engagements with you. Dc
not call on him again. 1t is not g
girls place to call on a man, and il
puts her in very undignfed and
"a Sc position.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
TODAY'S INSTALLMENT.
BY T. w. HANSHAW.
Copyright by Doubleday, Page & Co.

Cleek made no comment; merely
screwed round on his heel and walked
out Of the room.
The second curious thing occurred be-
tween nine o'clock and half-past, when
the gentlemen of the party were linger-
ing at the table over post prandial
liquors and cigars. and the ladies had
adjourned TO the drawing room.
A recollection Of having carelessly left
his kitbag unlocked drew Cleek TO in
vent AN excuse for leaving the room for
a minute or two and sent hi speed
ing up the stairs. The gas In the upper
halls had been lowered while the mem
bers Of the household were below; the
passages were dim and shadowy, and
the thick carpet on halls and stairs gave
forth never a murmur Of sound from un-
der his feet nor from under the feet Of
yet another person who had gone like
him, but by a different staircase. 20 the
o.. al.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
Up-to-Date
Jokes

A Hindu bakers assistant in Bonn
bay, on setting up in business for
himself bethOught him of catering Tor
the English community as well as for
the native one With this end in
view. accordingly he had the follow
ing notification painted over his door
way: Ram Bux solicits respectful
patronage. He is a first-class British
IOafer.'
Orator. thought your paper was
friendly 90 meg
Editor-So It is. What's the mat
ter?
orator. made n speech al the odd
Fellows dinner last night, and YOU
didn't print a line Of II.
Editor Well, what further proof 90
you wantI
Pat was in the army. and he was
very awkward. one day he was Odt
pat. what ala you do before you
came here2'
"Begorrah. yer honor. used %
drive pigs. but since ] have come
here I have nothing but pigs driving
me-"
Miss ftlftOn Yes, enc was furious
about the way On which that paper re-
ported her marriage.
Miss AvOndaie-Did it aIlude TO her
age2
Miss Clifton Indirectly. II stated
that Miss Ode and Mr.. Yale We're
married. the latter being a well known
collector of antiques
A gentleman from London was In
viteG 10 go for "a days snipe shoot
ing" in the country. The invitation
was accepted. and host and gue.t
shOulGered guns and sailed forth in
quest Of game.
After q time a solitary snipe rose,
and promptly fell 10 the visitors first
barrel
THE hosts face fell also.
we may as well return" he re-
marked. gI0omily, for that was the
only suipa in the neighborhood."
The bird had afforded excellent
snort 10 all his friends for six weeks.