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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
Srbnnma 1nnf ieim.

Dor 5ipan5ig Sabren. oils es Inn
unb Dem Courier SournaI" nod
nift 10 gut aing mie iest. miBte He.
oafteur Senrp Watterion seIeaentIi4
an Die aaile geben unb iid Sai6en.
selo bolen. Or sins einiad bin,
nabm iopiel linn beliebte uno inter.
lieB es 5umeiit, benz 8aiiierer ge.
ldeio an iagen. 9as peruriahte no.
tiirlid elm Onrbeinanoer in ser
9ii6fiibrung, unb Der 4aiiiersr be.
idwerte iih bel Dem @ei6aftsleiter.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04

Serrn ,Salbemann, 1ino eriuhte
oarum, bob @atterion menigitens
alif eiten 3ettel notire, piepiel er
genommen babe.
@atterion job Die gereftigune
bieies 8erIangens EN- l,nb als er bas
ndfite Wal iih an Der Safe beOien-
te, ihrieb er aiif einen 3ettel:
.NQes.-S. So"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
~ - ~,
0emItblih.

Serr (im Seller gu Dem rleren
Giener): vSn oieiem 8orbe iinb
tbeure meoisiniihe @eine, Sobann;
mas iH oamit iagen mill, f6nnen Ste
li1 benfen!"
Siener: nSelbitperitGnblif, Die
trinfen ~ If MIR, ment1 mir franf
Iiuo!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
@ersniisnnssmafitab.

.Saben iid Serr Mebtsanpalt
seitern abeno in Der &neipe nod,
reft ,amiiiiert9"'
&edtsanmalt: SEQ, es reidte 10
an cine ,ihauierise 8ertbeioisuns
beran." 71
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04

fam cint1aI tootmiibe nah Solie,
iitto in meiner 3eritrelttbeit legte i6
oas brennenoe 2ift ms gett llIto
bltes mid lelber aiisl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
Nus Grfabrnna.

Der erite Sonntagsj1ger: rWie
fonnen Size aber itnterifetoen, Oh es
pilbe ooer 5abme gnten iino?"
Der alte Sonntassidser: ySas
lit iebr einfah; wenn man 10 nabe
b%eranfommen fam, baB MAJ, Tie
idieben fam, iino es sabine. gnten,
JOINT milbeI"
.ar.~, - y y ...r 41
Sc iiadbem.
Gmmp (uier Sabre) beiiebt iid elm
giloerbub.
v@ie beibt es, 1ante, idJlase mid
ooer iflage mir?"
Sante: nSelbitperitGnolid beibt
es midi"
Gmmp: ,Gnnn bite, iflaee mid
mai bas 9latt uni"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
Siibor ais Hefrnt.

Sergeant: .2eniiobn. lpenn Der
Soloat I'M arieee ii6 BON elmer
llebermad)t bon 6einben nmaingelt
liebt, mas fam er ba tbun9"
2epiIobn: n2eib fam er nter
tbun!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
- - -
Seritrent.

Surge Srall: o@eiBt Oh nod. als
9raut unb 9rdutisam baben mir
bier aith einmal i'm Wonoidein &C.
%ieiIen!"
TrofeIior: rSa, ia, id erimnere
mid-es mar berielbe Momo!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
Sanoarciilihe Nadbiife.

Hihter: n@arilm baben Sic benz
Siiber naftrdglid nod, nafbem Sic
i'm idon Sdafsfopf nnb &inopieb
senannt battelr, cine Sbrfeige aese.
benz"
Wifel: ugber neil er bod net
gliat bort!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
Mcrf,plroia.

nSa, ia, meme Serren, zines
abenoS fam idl 10 ermiioet nad San.
ie, Dab id, idon balb I'M ShIafe.
meinen St,isen in bas 9ett Ieste uno
mid IN Den 8eipebridranf iteate,
allipo id aud, Die ganSe Nadt iteben
bliebl"
n@laltb's, slanb'S i1on! sli1 iA
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
WcrIndlsfanind wn.

@ait: .@orum bin ih benn
geitern abeno an bic Suit gciest
morben9 Sb mar bod, nid,t betrnn.
fen mo gan5 riibig2!"
@irtb: .Gas idon, .aber piiIen
Sic, idl babe einen neiien SalS.
fnedlt enadgirt unb oa moIlte ih bod,
germ ipiiien, Oh er iein 8eidait per-
itebt!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
WiloernSer ltmitanb.

&idter: Sic baben Den 8lGger
in @egentpart pieler 9ei,te .9ump"
unb .Spisbube" eeidimpft?"
gngeflagter: vSd, aber bas parer,
alles Serren, Die i'm i6on fannten."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04
Mnsre6e.

.@ie famen sic oaar. ii6 I'M
@%uritlaoen ein5uihleiden unb meb-
rere Sdinfenmiirite mitlarfen 81
laiien?"
SD bate sroBe Gle, lno oa Die
S6lGhteriu nift gleidl fam. mliBte
ib mid ielbit beoienen!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04

ar5t: vSerr apmmersienratb
leiben an periooiider 3erltrelitbeit?"
COMMENCEMENT (erit geaoelt):
ga, es lit ihreflid-mandyma per-
geB ih iogar oas rpon" Dor meinem
Humen!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-11-04

Isle iino beute redt iibelgplaiunt,
Serr 9rofeiior, wie fommt ous
nur2"
rIIs i6 baS porige Wal bird)
hieien @alo gins, nurOe i6 bon ben
Niiden guns %iammerlif 5eritohen,
oiesmal babe i'd mir ein 6ldidben
Salmiafgeiit mitsenommen. un0
fem gielt min beiite anbeiBen-icI-
DIES Eef fam MIR id baben!" ;
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
How to Build Up or I ear Down
This Community B J Q LEWIS
The Menace of the Mail Order Houses.
BY J. O. LEWIS

the mail order house: the large sss A"ys BECOME
the large enjoy fro" al" the entire and
Identification, nc so BY which s the shipper is known
BY manufacturers and snded seconds and thirds etc.
sn the aa 4 or %
industrial social their and also
embeInshed thousand. dollars publish
while Of
competitive every
sell at low price to meet the demands for cheap merchandise
AS TO STANDARD HIGH CLASS GOODS MADE ~
LARGE RELIABLE NEVER SEE THESE GOODS AD
vERrsEo BY MAIL ORDER HOUSES OR IF YOU DO THE PRICE
Is JUST MANUFACTURERS FOR
DEALERS
he 1sS yh so snS JUST he % @
and seconds and cheaper than he right home whe" freight
are sent these mail
% % @ An THE d~ ne mt
be dependent he
THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION BUT THAT AL OF OUR PEOPLE
ARE IN DUTY BOUND TO pArHoN'zE HOME MERCHANTS TO
THEM OWE ALLEGIANCE SUPPORT. ,
you cANooLv. GIVING rHEM7
II
Ts S a c man s and % ss s a
on your a well being Every dime @ send to- Hras house
tars the growth Of The send mali order houses
WHEREAS. MERCHANT
eLsn-pERAAPs PAY IT
BROTHER SISTER
DAUGHTER GALAXY. AND
DOING UNIVERSAL
mail
ments and WHICH COULD Re PURCHASED FROM
MERCHANTS. QUALITY CONSIDERED FREIGHT
CHARGES ADDED AND TIME IN TRANSFORMATION JUST Az
ORDER COUNTRY
mighty hard2
be MERCHANT EARN
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23

any woman to consult with you before
Going to a doctor. Mrs. INIzE WILL
LIS, 2229 Bank St., Louisville, Ky.
Another Sufferer Relieved.
Romayor, Texas. suffered terri
bly, with a displacement and bladder
trouble. was in misery all the time
and could not walk any distance. I
thought never could be cured, but my
mother advised me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and l did.
81 am cured Of the displacement and
the bladder trouble is relieved. l think
the Compound is the finest medicine on
earth for suffering women. - Mrs.
VIOLA JASPER, Romayor, Texas.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia f. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnfl.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered BY .
woman and held In strict confidence.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23

upon Wagner itself. some of the siege
guns being only 800 yards from the
latter work.
The most powerful of these breach
ing batteries was Battery Reno. It
mounted four 1OO-pound Parrot rife
guns and one eight-inch and one ten.
inch PARROT. then the largest in exist
ence.
Gilmore decided not to force the is
sue against Wagner until his batteries
were able to keep down the fire Of
Sumter. Meanwhile Wagner's guns
seriously interfered with the work Of
advancing the siege lines. and the navy
was called on to help subdue their fire.
Sumter Silenced.
Eight days steady bombardment Of
Fort Sumter had left that historic
work ruin. Nearly 500 shots struck
it daily. Every gun on its parapet had
been dismounted or disabled and its
sea wall torn open. Some Of its guns
were removed by the Confederates for
service In other batteries. Gilmore
had demanded its surrender in vain
and In vain had poured inflammable
shells into the heart Of Charleston to
enforce the demand.
Wagner was now to be reckoned
with. Gillmore's trenches were with
in 24O yards Of the main work. Sum-
ter could not render help, but Confed.
crate batteries on James island had
range Of less than two miles and fred
into the besiegers with great accuracy.
At 200 yards from the ditch Of Wag-
ner the Federal sappers who were driv-
ing the lines foot by foot during night
hours encountered a new difficulty.
Subsurface torpedoes had been thick
~ planted over all the ground between
the Federal front and the fort. They
were arranged to explode II tread upon
and thus prevent the advance Of
charging column.
The snppers worked cautiously for
ward. feeling that the tOrpedoes af
fOrded them protection as well as har
bored danger. The COnfederates could
not sally forth to attack the advanc-
ing enemy without running afoul Of
the Internal machines Of their own
planting. After the sappers reached
within 100 yards of Wagner's ditch
progress was next to impossible Loss
es among the sappers and their guards
increased rapidly.
Wlgner's guns kept up concentric
Are on the head Of the Federal sap. and
batteries on James island hurled shots
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
HEALTH HINT FOR TODAY.

Prevention Of Autointoxication.
The germs which are always
found in putrefying food mate
rial, inside or out of the alimen-
tary canal, are the necessary &C.
compartment of putrefHctiOn,
and the question may be raised
whether more harm than good
may not be done by preventing
the growth Of these bacteria.
which are. in reality, scavengers.
The natural way to overcome
autOintOxication Is not to pro-
duce 1t by eating improper food
and then correct 1t by the growth
Of bacteria in the intestines an
tagonistic to the injurious bac-
terra, but to adopt such dietary
and to eat in such manner as
to prevent the autointOxicatiOn
which follows wrong diet. In the
prevention of autointoxicati0n
the maintenance of right men,
tai attitude. proper exercise and
other means affecting elimina-
ton. also thorough mastication,
are important factors as well as
diet.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23

across the sap on the flank. Work In
daylight was impossible. and as the
crisis neared bright harvest moon
made night almost as brilliant as day.
Matters came to a standstill. The ex-
pedients of the engineers had been ex-
hausted Finally Gilmore decided to
turn to his guns again.
Calcium Lights Turn Night to Day.
On Sept. s. seventeen siege and coe
horn mortars began dropping bombs
into Wagner. Ten light siege rifles
swept the approach to the battery
from the rear. and fourteen Parrott
guns. including the monsters in Bat
terry Reno. Numbered at the bomb
proof shelter Of the Confederate gar
rison. During the daytime the new
Ironsides, with volleys from eight elev-
en-inch guns in broadside, sent a con-
tinuous stream of shells against the
parapet of Wagner.
AT night the Federal siege gunners
were aided in their aim by strong
calcium light. which was thrown upon
Wagner with such power as to pre-
vent the garrison from making repairs
The details Of the whole fort were
brought out in strong relief. present
ing spectacle of thrilling splendor
Wagners garrison soon sought safe
ty in bOmbproof shelters. which Gill
more's rifles had failed to entirely de-
stroy. Aside from few shots fred ut
the new Ironsides from guns on the
sea face Of the fort and the work OF
few daring sharpshooters. the Con-
federates showed little sign of life.
Having reached their limit on the land
front. the Federal sappers worked
around on the sen front.
On the night Of the 9th the sap was
pushed along the beach far beyond the
south or land front of Wagner. A line
OF pointed stakes. alternating with
pixies and lances. which had been set
up along shore to hold off boat at
tacks. was removed by the sappers,
and Gilmore gave orders for grand
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
RULES OF CONDUCT.

When you come into any fresh
company observe their humOrs.
Suit your own carriage thereto.
by which insinuatiOn you will
make their converse more free
and open.
Let your discourse be more In
queries and doublings than per-
emptory assertions and disput-
ings. 1t being the design of trav-
elers to learn not to teach. Be-
sides. it will persuade your &C.
quaintance that you have the
greater esteem of them and so
make them more ready to COM
municate what they know to
you. whereas nothing sooner &C.
casions disrespect and quarrels
than peremptOriness. You will
find little or no advantage in
seeming wiser or much more ig-
nOrant than your company.
Seldom discommend anything
though never SO bad, or do 1t
but moderately. lest you be un-
expectedly forced to an unhand-
some retractiOn. 1t Is safer to
commend anything more than 1t
deserves than to discOmmend a
thing so much rs 1t deserves. for
concentrations meet not SO Of
ten with oppositions. or at least
are not usually SO Ill resented
by men that think otherwise, as
Recommendations. and you will
insinuate into mems favor by
nothing sooner than seeming to
approve and commend what
they like. but beware of doing it
by cOmparisOn.-Sir Isaac New
ton.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23

@. A. Gilmore. selected Morris island
as site for siege operations. In July
force Of Federals had landed on Nor
ris island within striking distance OF
Wagner, but had done so only after
feint had been made OH James island.
which misled the Confederates. Beau
regard said that James island was the
doorway to Sumter and to Charleston.
willie Morris island was only WIN
dow. He was glad that Gilmore chose
the window. The guns Of Wagner bore
upon that opening. Twice In July Gill
more had fercely attacked Wagner In
vain. Throughout August his army
had engaged in tedious siege Of that
work. Upon its fortunes depended
those Of its companion. Gregg.
Failing to take Wagner by storm.
Gilmore decided to reduce 1t by siege
and at the same time prosecute more
vigorous siege Of Sumter. Wagner It.
self would be untenable to Federal
troops so long as Sumter's fighting
power was intact. 1t stood only two
miles away. About the middle Of Au-
gust preaching batteries opened on
Sumter. firing over Wagner. and also
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23

assault. The ASSISTANTS were to pass
along the beach and strike the rear OF
the fort. where the only protection was
low infantry parapet.
Wagner and Gregg Deserted.
1t became evident to General Beaure-
gard that further attempt to hold Wag
ner and Gregg would end In the loss
of the garrisons Of both works. Gill
more's PARROT shells had preached the
parapets and torn open the bombproofs
Of Wagner. Many Of its guns were
useless and the work itself only
structure or sand. Within forty-two
hours. commencing the morning OF
Sept. $. over 5000 Federal shells had
been fred into 1t and within fort!
days. all told. nearly 10000 missiles.
Simultaneous with Gillmore's orders
to carry Wagner by assault. Genera,
Beauregard ordered the immediate
evacuation Of both that work and bat
terry Gregg. This move had been pre-
viously arranged for rs possible ne
cessity. and It was carried out during
the night of the 9th with great cool.
ness and precision. Wounded and
sick had been removed. and the garri-
son embarked in boats. moving Off In
silence Fuses leading to the magn-
zines Of both works were lit. but they
failed to carry home. and the Federals
entered the morning of the 7th to find
the works intact except for tue dam
age inflicted by their own missiles.
Two boat loads Of prisoners. the Con-
federate rear guard. which had been
tut of on the beach. were GillnOre's
sole trophies from the personnel Of the
garrison Morris island was now 10
full Federal possession. powerful
armament could he turned upon Sum-
ter mt range Of one mile. Immediate
evacuation Of the latter was ut once
demanded and stubbornly refused.
Other Events of the Week.
On the LIST and the 7th Of September
the advance of the Federal cavalry in
Virginia south Of the Rappahannock
was interrupted by General Stuart's
Confederate troopers at Barbee's Cross.
roads and Brandy Station. respectively.
On Sept 2 Federal army under
General A. e. Burnside marched into
Knoxville, Tenn. which the Confed-
crates had just abandoned. Burnside
had been ordered to extend his march
southwark toward Chattanooga and
unite with Rosecrans' army.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
Attracting Attention
BY HOLLAND.

DvERTISING is not nee
"a essarily successful be-
cause 1t attracts attention.
a man who has been In a
fight, is all beaten up and
needs q general overhauling
will attract attention. but he
Is not a pleasant object to
look ut. and no one would
stop him to buy pair OF
shoestrings that he might
have for sale.
A man can stand on the
street and yell at the top Of
his voice. He will attract at
tentiOn and will be voted a
nuisance. Some men attract
attention by stealing horses
and others by forging checks.
But the advertising they get
does not help them in q bust
ness way.
1t Is possible to word an
advertisement SO that 1t IL
worse than useless. SO that it
offends a large number. Of
people "rd drives them away
instead of making customers
Of them. Such advertising Is
growing rare. 1t Is Of the
'smart Aleck" tyne.
Use no language in your ad-
vertisements that you would
not use to a gentleman or
lady who entered your store
in search Of goods. Show
only the same anxiety to
make sale that you would
show in your store and be
just as careful not to say
anything that would offend
the most crotchety individual.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
First He'd Heard Of It.

Harry returned to Sunday school.
after long absence, on the day on
which tickets for the annual picnic
were distributed. He trembled IN his
seat when the teacher began quiz
on the lesson Of the previous Sunday.
Finally his turn came.
Harry. who slew Goliath with q
pebble?"
Honest. teacher" said Harry. 81
don't know; didn't even know he was
ad."-New York Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23

me important Question.
II can't live without your daughter
well. can you live without her ia
Their w-.rudgc.
cornered.
love conquers all things" said Yer.
gil. But he forgot the tight shoe with
corn inside it-Cleveland Leader.
Wascnrul Ne,0nnors.
You may shut your eyes to your own
faults. but the neighbOrs refuse to do
ikewise.-ChicagO News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23

LyOla r. ~Flnknain >
V Vegetable Com
pound has done for
me. l was weak,
nervous, and cared
for othing but
sleep. Now l can
go ahead with my
work daily and feel
ten years younger
than before I started
taking your medi-
cino I will advise
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
The War Fifty Years Ago

Federal Siege Of the Defenses of Charleston S. c.
Heavy Cannon Bombard Fort Sumter---Parapet Guns
Dismounted and Walls Breached- Surrender De-
manded and Reused Battery Wagner. Guardian
Of Sumter. Besiefec---Federals Reach Within Hun
dred Yards of the Ditch Calcium Lights Turn Night
Into Day---Confederate Garrison Takes Refuge Ip
Bombproof Shelters---Waener Evacuated at Night
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
Just the Other Way.

Old Lady Offering policeman tract
Il often think you poor policemen run
such risk Of becoming bad. being so
constantly mixed up with crime. PO-
liceman-Y You needn't fear. mum. It's
the criminals wot runs the risk O. be-
comm saints, bein' mixed up with
us.-London Punch.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23

rounded by islands, and upon the jut-
ting peninsulas of these islands the
Confederates had erected strong sup.
porting batteries On Sullivan's island
old Fort Moultrie was intact, with Bat
terry Bee and Battery Beauregard ad
Joining. On the opposite side Of Sum-
ter from Moultrie stood old Fort John
son, occupying a point on james is
land. with two batteries adjoining.
johnson and Moultrie were nearly due
east and west of Sumter.
The main ship channel Of Charleston
harbor extends north and south. pass
ing between MOultrie and Sumter This
channel the Federal warships had en-
tered to attack Sumter again and
again. West Of the channel lies Nor
ris island. and upon the northern ex-
tremity the Confederates had erected
Battery Gregg and Battery Wagner
The guns Of these works were effective
against an enemy using the channel
and also stood in the way Of his close
approach to Sumter by land on Morris
island.
Morris island proved to be the weak
point In the Confederate defense Of
Fort Sumter from attack. Extending
from Cummings point, where Battery
Gregg stood within less than mile Of
the fort. southwark over three miles.
It invited operations by the Federals
The channel runs parallel with it only
half mile from shore. enabling troops
on land and warships off shore to CO.
operate in security beyond the harmful
range Of the guns Of Sumter. Gregg
and Wagner.
Wagner had been constructed espe-
ciaily to defend the water approach to
Sumter. The channel opposite was
narrow. compelling vessels approach
ing the fort to run within mile of its
guns. The work extended across a
narrow neck Of land and was secure
from attack except on Its direct south
front. Early in 1863 the Confederate
commander in Charleston, General p.
r. Bcauregard. realized that Morris is
land was an element Of great danger
because of the chance of cooperation
II offered to the Federal army and
navy.
Fort Wagner q Bulwark.
For a Federal army seeking to ap.
proach overland close to Sumter James
island was more tempting than Morris
island But the navy could not coop.
crate with troops moving on that route,
and the Federal commander. General
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
Eailuraa.

Failures.
The only failure man ought to feal
is failure In cleaving to the purpose be
sees to be best.-GeOrge Eliot.
A eushsI Of Salt.
The weight Of bushel Of salt as
established in the different states va
ries from fifty to eighty pounds.
louo Moueneo Lions.
The roar of the lion can be heard
farther than the sound Of any other
living creature
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23

my father" said the small boy to
the lady who was calling on his moth
er. lis a great man. He knows what
time 1t Is without even looking at hi0
watch"
what do you mean. Tommy
queried the visitor.
"Oh, when I hOller out an ask him
what time.it ia In the morning, he al
ways says it's time to get up. An
when usk him what time 1t Is In the
evenin'. he allus snys. Time to 60 to
bed. Tommy Oh, I tell you my father
Is great man!'-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
Nat All AIank.

"HOw about this shooting"
my clients mind Is blank. judge.
That ought to he sufficient excuse to
get him OF"
Il might consider It II the cartridges
had been blank too" - Kansas City
Journal
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
Morris Was Explosive.

On one occasion when William Nor
ris was painting an Italian model. III
Red Lion street. London. some one
called ut the door. Morris left bis
painting. and presently his model heard
him furiously anathematising. When
he returned he was In tremendous
rage. rushing about the room like
mudmun. In moment he took q
dying kick ut the door and smashed In
a panel. The model. In fright. started
to tiee. but Morris turned toward him.
the rage suddenly cooperating. and
said genially: Its all right-it's all
right! Something had to give wayw
The painting was then resumed
"William Morris-A Study In Person.
atty"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-09-23
Explained.

Mr.. Agile Ito Mr.. Stoutman, running
for car)-HellO. old boy! thought
you were too lazy to run like that. Mr..
Stoutlnan (languidly)-Easily explain
ed, my dear boy; laziness runs In our
neutrality-suspicious. Magazine.