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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-16
North Dakota and Northwest News
NAVAL station
RECEIVES ORDERS

- -.. a 2 .4rE.EGs8-s IL Il a., IL
Fargo, N. o.. Aug. B-Recrnitins
Officer Paterson, of the local naval
recruiting station has received an or
der relative to the enlistment OF boiler
makers, 1snd stthe shipment Of conI
passers. . Boilermakers BY reason Of
their occupation, frequently have Door
hearing, and the bureau Of medicine
and surgery to whom the matter was
referred has decided that they Will
be inclined to, consider fnvorably
waivers. requested by recruiting OH,
GERS on account Of this defect. In casa
the applicants in all other respects
are physically qualified ~" ~
In the matter Of coal 9passers they
will be shipped to- the Great Lakes
station. which is the new training sta.
tion established in the vicinity of Chi
cagO. rs + &c '
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-16
WRESTLING With THE
WATER PROPOSITION

Fargo; N. D., Aug. 15.-After many
years of discussion the municipal au-
thOrities are nov wrestling with the
water meter proposition. Nine diff
ferent types have been submitted.
One will be selected and the patrons
will be permitted to PIT them in as.
they wish for a year or so as no com
pnlsory ordinance will be enforced.
The fiat rate has been raised to a
point where the plant il now sell
supporting. Economical water users
could easily save money under q
meter system. f
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-16
HORSE ON
ACCOUNT OF HEAT

jamestown, n. D., Aug. b.-The
extremely hot weather at present IS
felt by horses in the fields, and greet
are will have to be exercised, to pro.
vent oyerheating. Wednesday after
noon one OF the horses on a farm
team at the Albert Monek place w&s
lost on account of heat, although
care had been taken just previously
to see that the horses were watered
and cooled off. Mr.. Monek thought
that they were then in shape to max e
another round trip with the binder.
500 p. M, but the horse was
killed by the heat notwithstanding
the precautions taken.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-16
Plans Completed
Y FOR DAIRY BUILDING

Fargo, N. D., Aug. 15.--The plans
have been completed for the dairy
building and the COW barn at the
North Dakota Agricultural college.
The last legislature appropriated
$4,000 for this purpose. OF this sun
$4,000 will be used for a dairy Sbuild-
Ing, $4,000 for the barn and $4,000
for additional dairy cows
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-16

thorities relented. They c%onsentel to
change the charge to assault, and
battery, and Race got three months
in jail, The two younA women went
out weeping together.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-16

the..saprisonar,. began tb.aery. She ap-
pealed to Ahe court. to the chief, to
the prosecutor, and to the complain
ing witness. Soon Miss Ostren's tears
mingled with hers. Finally the au-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-16
FATALLY INJURED
IN A RUNAWAY
: 49, - - -: = : /

:. (: 49,: :: $50 ** -: ***
= Embden, N. D., Aug. 15.-- i:
= Mrs. R. A. Kruger, who drove :
= into town from her farm to !
- purchase supplies, was per- $
:: haps fatally injured in a run
= away. On the return home Of .
:. the animal upset the rig throw 4
= ing Mrs. Kruger out and drag /!
!. ging the vehicle Owe her face I
= and throat. The flesh was ter 4
= ribly ~lacerated and the throat {
!: torn. Just a year ago her hus-
: band was killed by heing :
: kicked to death b a horse.
!. : 80 IS = !: !
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-08-16
SOME "TERRlBLE
!, THINGS HAPPENED.

Fargo. N. D., Aug. 15.-After leav-
ing a notice on his door to inform
his relatives of some terrible thing
that has happened. Paul w. Haver.
stick of Lancaster. Pa. suddenly left
here. He. was located at HaWley.
Mimi. in a box car. The young man
is well dressed and evidently well
supplied with funds. He refuses 10
state what the terrible thing" waa
and his father IN Pennsylvania iis
greatly alarmed.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02

lazy; that's all When most women
get to be your age they saem to think
it smart to seem Ill and make every
one miserable What you women need
is exercise, and plenty OF It. II / had
my way ! would put you to playing
baseball with the younger ones That's
the medicine I'd give you, and ii would
be all you'd need
1T did make me angry to be called
lazy. but he didn't care.
"One day when at my daughters
saw my grandsons playing in vacant
lot with some friends. ! didn't say n
word, but Just went over to the ball
game and asked them to show me how.
What happened? Why, the entire fam.
lily thought | had lost my mind. But
ever since then I've been playing base.
ball with my grandsons and their 1T
tie friends.
81 believe that II women, especially
those who begin to have fancies about
being sick when they really are not,
would get out and play baseball with
the children they would live longer
and be far happier.
Five years ago, sitting in the
house and fretting about nothing.
grew thin and wrinkled. OF course. !
have wrinkles now, but not like those
of five years ago; they are at least
happy wrinkles; those were cross
ones just enough to make me languid
twelve months in the year. and now |
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
Luckess Youth Gets Licking for "Oh, Ppeg"

I OS ANGELES, CAL.-Police Judge
j. Rose tried for half an hour the
other morning TO get three witnesses
and the defendant in a disturbing-the-
ponSe case to give him a definition OF
the slang expression "Oh, pipe" Upon
a possible definition hung the guilt or
innocence of Ray Perry He had been
arrested upon the complaint Of Mr..
and Mrs. Joe Daniels, No. 615 Ceres
avenue, and Miss Viola Robinson was
subpoenaed as a witness.
What did Perry say to you that
caused the fight, later, between him
and your husband?" asked the court
of Mrs. Daniels.
oh, pipe!" Indignantly replied the
witness He was riding by on his
wheel, and when he saw me seated
upon the porch, he called to a chum
across the street, oh, pipe pointing
in my direction"
What did he mean by that?" press
ed the court.
I don't know, sir" replied the wit
ness.
Neither did Miss Robinson know.
Daniels was equally ignorant of the
meaning Of the expression.
Perry admitted using the slang, add
ing that he didn't mean nuthin'"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
Girls Love Song on Stage Starts Small Riot

n ETROIT, MICH.-When Ollie Wal
~ ford swayed in the spotlight on
the stage of the Folly theater the
other afternoon and engagingly sang:
Come and love me, for it's so good
No one could ever do like you could.
DO | like it? Well, l should;
For it's so goody, goody good
She expected only the usual applause
Instead there was a small-sized riot
a forcible election, two flying squad
rons, a police patrol, and a badly
scared singer and chorus.
1t all happened because dashing
youth decided to accept Miss Ollie's
smiling invitation, taking it for the
real thing because she had beamed
on him. The young woman fled in ter,
ror as he climbed on the stage and
walked towards her. She and the cho-
rus girls locked themselves in their
dressing rooms, while the heroic CO.
medians faced the bold Lothario Man
ager Shut came dashing in and from
his six feet two inches reached down
and firmly seized the intruder. With
out ceremony he dragged him up the
aisle and to the door.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
Feline Traveller Also Swings by the
Tail Without Murmur Of
Protest.

New York.-Teddy came to New
York city recently with all his feline
fancies, and soon had nearly every
one in the lobby of the Albert hotel
taking notice that he was no ordinary
cat. Teddy can box, turn somersaults,
hang by his tail and eat green peas.
He likes to perform and after busy
afternoon showing almost anyone who
came along his cunning tricks, he
curled up on the hotel desk and slept
as peacefully as a tramp in a box
car.
Teddy is travelling with his master,
L. G., Breed, who is connected with
Chicago trade publication. The cat
has been Mr.. Breeds constant com
panion for almost four years. He was
adopted in the summer of 1909. Mr..
Breed was in the Park hotel, in st.
Louis and saw forlorn kitten sneak
into the building and curl up in one
corner. He petted the animal, and
soon found him unusually playful and
intelligent. A mutual friendship be-
gan between the two, and Mr.. Breed
closed the matter by paying the hotel
25 cents for the kitten
AS soon as Teddy became used to
two or three square meals day, he
was put under the scrutiny of several
cat fanciers, who discovered that
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02

AT EW YORK-Jlmmy Thompson
" blew into town not long ago from
the west. His home town isn't so big
that its people have forgotten how to
be kindly and courteous. They're not
too busy to be polite.
so I'm used to being treated as
though we're a white male with no
visible shackles," said Mr.. Thompson
Foolish of me, OF course, but when
one OF these fiye-rooms-and-a-b bath New
Workers with n forehead so narrow
you could sharpen lead pencil with
It, makes signs and illusions as
though | were an escaped convict I'm
apt to pass rapidly into hysteria.
For three weeks he told snippish
office boys ali about his own private
business. The other day he went TO
an Office to do a favor for its manager.
A friend, far away in Wisconsin, had
asked him to do So He told the Office
boy all about it, and gave his name
and his friends name, and some Of the
particulars of the kind act he had
planned. Then he waited. After a
long time the buzzer sounded.
So | went to the private Office
said James Thompson, free and un-
scared Westerner AT a whale of
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
Story of the Fourth Member of
Presidents Family.
Dr.. George Howe, Child of Executives
Sister, Was Raised and Educated
by Nations Chief-Diseovered
at the Inauguration.

Washington.--A tall, distinguished
locking young man, closely resembling
the pictures of Woodrow Wilson in
early youth, was prominent member
Of the presidents personal party dur
ing the Inauguration in Washington
He was noticed by many, but besides
the immediate family few knew that
this was young DR.. George Howe,
younger son of Mrs. Annie Wilson
Howe, the presidents only sister, who
is now a member of the White House
family, and, who holds in the presi-
dents heart the place of an only son,
for he was brought up in Woodrow
Wilson's own home as an adopted son.
George Howe graduated from
Princeton a first honor man and was
then sent by his uncle to the Uniyer-
Eity Of Halle in Germany, where he
took his Phi D. with highest honors.
Before returning to America he took
years course Of postgraduate work
at Oxford and Immediately after his
arrival in this country he was called
10 take charge Of the department of
Latin at the University of North Caro-
lima,
His earliest youth was spent in Co
lumbia, S. c., and from his old home
he chose in boyhood his future bride !
Her mother, Janey Smyth of Charles |
ton, S. c., ana George Howes mother,
Annie Wilson, were friends from child !
hood The old families OF Howe, WI
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
PLAYS BALL AT 65
Mrs. Martha Holland. a Grand
ma, Enjoys the Game.
Declares II ls More Fun Than Sitting
Down With Cap and Glasses TO
Do knlttins-Led by
Doctors Slur.

New Nork,-"Wear a cap and glasses
and settle down to knitting just be-
cause | happened to be slxty-hve and
a grandmother? don't see why.
Besides, baseball is more fun"
Bright-eyed, rosy-cheeked and full of
life, little Mrs, Martha Holland drew
or a heavy pair OF gloves and stuffed
them into the pocket OF a gray sweat
er. which she then pulled on and
tossed over the back OF a chair. AS
she pulled a rocking chair up to the
tea table rocker struck something
that fell to the floor II was base
ball bat In the work basket on the
table was a baseball In fact, every
thing about MRS. Hollands little home
Rt 1884 Park avenue, In Weehawken,
nuggested a very active and sportlov-
ing young boy rather than a grand
mother says the World.
Some people" she said. make fun
of me for playing baseball with the
children. Some say / am setting a
bad example for the young women,
and that if all grandmothers acted as
] do we would have a race OF tom
boys for daughters Others seem to
see sense in IL.
why did / begin to play baseball?
because a man made me ashamed.
Five years ago, when / was only sixty.
| was certain that / was becoming a
real old lady. | used to sit and Gro
chet and have a footstool. was real
tame sort Of grandmother. Also / had
my little ailments. II ! couldn't con
lure up rheumatism it would be
headache or something else Then |
began to think was getting feeble
and couldn't go out of doors.
One day our old doctor was visiting
me. He looked at me, shook his head
and said, most snappishly:
y tell you, Martha Holland, what's
the matter with you. You are lazy
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
STUDENT, AGED 81, is DEAD
Fails for Hundredth Time to Become
Swiss M. D. at University
of Berne.

Berne.-The Oldest university stu
dent in Switzerland Cottlieb Laeder-
ach, died here at the age of flfty-sev-
en-, having studied at the University
Of Berne for 81 years without hav-
ing taken his medical degree.
Laederach entered the university
when he was twenty years old He
studied assiduously, but, owing TO a
singular nervous temperament, he
could never pass an examination. I'm
der the written and oral tests he be-
came so embarrassed that he always
failed
Laede' 2h, however, had an inde-
pendent income and tenacity. He de-
termined to pass the examinations if
1t took a lifetime. Many of his stu
dent friends became professors of
medicine at Berne and Laederach at
tended their lectures, although he
knew as much as they did.
Years went by. with the student still
striving for his degree. Recently he
went into the university examination
room for the hundredth time. He was
engaged in writing a series of answers
to the questions Of the examiners when
he fell forward on his desk. dead from
heart failure
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02

INDIANAPOLIS, IND.-It was a little
1 game of 'peel-away," with Univer-
sity square for playground. Prose
cutor Frank p Baker was it," and
Charles Hamilton (coloredD. twenty
six years old, 725 Hadley street, did
his best to keep from being tagged J"
Persons who were passing Univer-
sity square early the other afternoon
looked with amazement at an appar-
emily demented negro who raced hith-
er and thither seeming trying to
keep up with an automobile that turn
ed and reversed and counter-turnad as
it circled around the park. The negro
was Hamilton, and the man in the au-
tomobile was Prosecutor Baker, in the
role of a policeman.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02

There is scarcely any violation OF
the Decalogue that is more sinful
than where one gets angry at another
Tor simply disagreeing with him on
some matter Of doctrine or opinion. 1t
is sinful, because in the first place
there is no just reason for it. One
man has as good right to his opinion
as another man has, for in neither
case can either be certain that his doc,
trine is true, There are no truths eX.
cept what are automatic, self-evident,
or what God says, and any man who
declares something different and is
mad at another because he does not
agree with him is worse than the 9th
er, even if that man was wrong in his
opinion. This doctrine teaches the
lesson Of patience, equanimity and
kindness; and if it was well learned
and acted upon the world would grow
brighter and happier, and the truth
would have a great deal better chance,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
KINDLY CRITICISM.

A kindly British critic OF femlnnlty
points out that the American girl is
overathletic and that this takes away
considerably from her gracefulness
and charm. The American girl, says
this critic, walks Is il she had been
trained by drillmaster She is mus
cular, energetic and hard drilled to an
extreme, She wastes altogether too
Inuch nervous energy in physical eN'
ercise. which is not essential TO good
health, One can be healthy and not
overmuscular, This gentle fault find
ing applies to American boys even
more than to our girls. Muscular ex'
ercise is necessary and should not be
neglected But It should not be over.
done, Too many OF our young men
cverexercise their bodies and under
exercise their brains. There is a de
oided tendency on the part Of young
men in all practical walks of life. so
70 say. in business, and not infrequent'
~, aiuo in the profession, TO seek re-
Taxation in physical exercise only,
Any form OF physical activity is con
sidered manlier than spending an
hour in the company Of books. 1t
would serve many a young man well
TO realize that it could add to his char
acter some attributes which are the
very opposite Of those Of the molly
coddle to know something about the
worlds great painters or musicians, OF
to have a volume Of poetry on his
bookshelf.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
Prosecutor in Automobile, Tags" Fleeing negro

1t finally dawned to some of the
spectators that the man in the ma
chine was trying to catch the negro,
and they joined in the chase Caught
between a crowd of 80 men and won.
en- and the man in the auto, Hamilton
gave up.
All jes foun' a dollah, and ah run
like the debbil when two white men
tried to take it away from me-" was
the way Hamilton explained his
plight
Prosecutor Baker was passing Wab-
ash street on Meridian when Hamil-
ton ran out and some one shouted
Stop thief" Traffic Officer Dan Ha-
ley at Meridian and Ohio streets de.
serted his corner to join in the chase.
Hamilton soon outdistanced all his
pursuers except Baker The prosecu.
tor once overlook the fugitive, but as
he was deciding upon what to do with
his prisoner the negro again ran. At
University square the prosecutor was
the winner il the game Of peel
away"
Hamilton is charged with lettering.
and an investigation will be made.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02

by 1t. 1t was shown that after Perry
had ridden by he was recalled by Dan
iels, who demanded an apology, There
was an argument and then fight,
during which Perry was struck in the
eye, a monkey-wrench was used on his
neck, a brick was bounced OFF his
head, and finally his wheel was thrown
on top of him, after he had been
knocked down.
Il haven't a dictionary on slang"
said the court. I'm at loss to know
what the expression: oh, pipe means.
Inasmuch as none of the witnesses
can throw any light upon its meaning
and as none can show that the de-
fendant meant anything disrespectful
by it, I'm forced to acquit the young
man, especially in view Of the rough
treatment he received at the hands OF
Daniels"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02

tomobile and ample funds at her COM
mand. Miss Adams began her proba-
ton the other day.
In granting probation to the young
woman Superior Judge Mccormick
stipulated that she must abide by the
Judgment of her governess in her rec
reative indulgences; refrain from Gig
arettes and intoxicating liquors, and
that she must act in financial and busi-
ness transactions in accordance with
the opinion of her governess.
Miss Adams, according to the terms
of her probation, must remain under
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
GIVEN $4,000 FOR WINDPIPE
Massachusetts, Jury Awards Large
Sum for Injury In an Elevator
Accident

Boston.-Petor Peterson OF Roxbury
who was injured in a freight elevator
in the Springfield Printing and Binding
company at Springfield. January l9.
1910, so badly that he has to carry a
tube in his windpipe in order TO talk,
will receive S12,5OO, according to an
award by a jury before Judge Wait in
the Suffolk superior court.
Dr. Hurley Of Boston. operating on
him, put a tube in his throat which en-.
abled him to speak. He removes the
tube each night and puts in another.
Should he in changing tubes leave one
out of his throat two minutes and a
half he would die of strangulation.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02

have muscles that never knew of be
fore See this?
THAT is what catching and pitching
and batting does for one. Yes, do
all three. You would have laughed
when began. for | couldn't hit ball.
1t took time for me to learn. How the
boys used to shout when grandma
first threw n ball!
Another thing-when women get to
my age they need the company Of
younger folk"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02

The house was in an uproar. Two
of the mans friends valiantly shout
ed to him to resist and followed
gallantly at some distance. A crowd
from downstairs joined in, the gal
lery emptied quickly at the prospect
of a fight. In the excitement the
show was stopped and the curtain
descended. Then the audience
which had gathered in front. raising
such hullabaloo that the flying
sQuardon was called, started bach
into the theater, only to find the
show was over Some one said they
had been stung, and another police
auto and patrol load of officers came
and dispersed the mob
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02

But at the inauguration their near
ness to the White House family and
their immediate plans could be kept
private no longer; the favorite nephew
Of the president of the United States
cannot remain an obscure parsonage
During the great inaugural parade Mr..
and Mrs Howe and their little daugh-
ter, Viz ma, stood with the presidents
immediate family in the presidential
box, and newspaper men in the rear,
noticing the striking resemblance be-
tween nephew and uncle, did NO, rest
until they had ferreted out who the
young man was.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
II wouldn,t Buy the Shoes.

After Lees surrender, when Con-
federate money was cheap" Con-
federate soldier was journeying home
through the mountains of Virginia on
a mule. A "hillbilly" accosted him:
"Thet's a likely lookin' critter ye
air aridin', stranger. | mought gi'
ye three thousing dollars fufr him"
The soldier looked at him in amaze
ment, and finally blurted out: Three
thousing nothin l jes' paid fl thou
sing ter hev I'm shod."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-05-02
An Unscared Westerner Breaks New YOrk's Ice

big desk clean across the room ] saw
a little. fabby guy sitting. He never
looked up at all Just went on looking
down his nose and scratching away
with his pen. And mo there to do
him a good turn. mind you. After
mebbe two minutes. while ! could feel
the steam rising in the guage, he
grunts at me. Never looks up. Just
grunts.
81 didn't understand you | said
'Whadda yuh want?' says he, real
sharp. Speak quick I'm very
busy
And all the time he didn't look up
So | Just hollered a little low holler'
and went over there TO that habby'
little man and put my hand on the
back Of his industrious little head ana
showed his intelligent little nose down
down against the blotter. And then
| went away. But ! didn't get any
real satisfaction out OF IT, know
from the way that sincere little cuss
looked at me as / backed on that No
Is lust a regular New Yorker lie
didn't know that he was doggoned
impudent. cold blooded little pup. he
probably thinks that he was assault.
ed by dangerous maniac.
And may be would be considered
a maniac by the class OF New Workers
to which this alleged business man
belongs. But how such people man
age to make a living, and pass them
selves off as real human beings, Is
beyond my understanding. In do
know. though, that they would never
get away with that kind Of stun out
west where real red blood flows
through the veins Of the people"