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Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21
AN OLD NURSE
Persuaded Doctor to Drink Postum

An old faithful nurse and an exper
fenced doctor. are pretty strong com.
bination In favor of Postum, instead
of tea and coffee.
The doctor said
Il began to drink Postum five years
ago on the advice of an old nurse.
During an unusually busy winter,
between coffee, tea and overwork,
became a victim of insomnia. In q
month after beginning Postum, In
place of tea and coffee. could eat
anything and sleep as soundly as a
baby.
In three months had gained twen.
ty pounds In weight. now use Pos
tum altogether instead of tea and cof-
fee; even at bedtime with soda
cracker or some other tasty biscuit.
Having a little tendency to Diabe-
tes, I used small quantity OF sacchar-
Inc instead of sugar. to sweete6 with.
I may add that today tea or coffee are
never present In our house and very
many patients. on my advice, have
adopted Postum as their regular bev.
erage.
In conclusion I can assure anyone
that, as a refreshing. nourishing and
nerve.strengthening beverage, there is
nothing equal to Postum"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Creek. Mich. Write for booklet, THE
Road to Wellville."
Postum comes In two forms.
Regular Unjust be boiled).
Instant Postum doesn't require boil.
In but is prepared instantly by stir
ring a level teaspoon7ul IN an ordinary
cup Of hot water. which makes 1t right
for most persons.
A big cup requires more and some
people who like sirons thin Is put In q
heaping spoonful aud temper It with a
large supply OF cream.
Experiment until you know the
amount that plcases your palate and
have It served that way In the future
"Tbare's Reason for Postum.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21

w observation-disclosures w. Gidley,
W assistant curator OF the National
museum, has completed his work Of
exploring the cave at Corrigansville.
Nd. for the bones Of prehistoric ami.
mails. The cave was opened when the
big limestone cut was made for rail-
way extension from Cumberland to
Connellsville
Thirty.two distinct forms Of prehfs-
toric animals were found. and when
the bones are cleaned up and looked
into closer the number may run up
to more than 40 There are In all
about II skulls. and ten forms are
represented by good skulls.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21
Eplurams on Youth.

Lillian Russell in toast on Youth"
at q luncheon in Pittsburgh scattered
epigrams like pearls.
"In the end" she said, "in our
struggle to keep young. we are all.
alas! defeated. The scene of our de-
feat is marked with a white stone.
I'VE fight against time. but time
fights twenty-four hours O day.
More people fail In the attempt to
become centenarians than in any 9th.
er business"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21

sioner Saltzgaber, who promptly sus
pended Mr.. Hester for 30 days. for
the story had been enlarged upon on
it's final recital. investigation by the
commissioner resulted In the with.
drawal of the suspension order.
Mr.. Hester declares he Is going to
be careful of his kissing In the future
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21
The Tender Skin Of chIidrel

The Tender Skin Of Children
Is very sensitive to heat. Use Tyree's
Artiseptic Powder for all summer skin
affections. It quickly affords the little
sufferer relief. Csc. at druggists or
sample sent free by J. s. Tyree
Chemist. Washington. d. C.-Adv. 4
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21
Just Her husband,

A woman mounted the step Of car,
carrying an umbrella like reversed
saber.
The conductor touched ,er lightly
saying: Excuse me. madam. but you
are likely to put out the eye of the
man behind you"
Hes my husband" che snapped,
with the tone of full proprietorship
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21
busiest Man.

After thinking 1t over carefully. we
have decided that probably the busiest
man In the world Is the man on a
Pullman who is engaged In trying 10
keep the porter from putting his hat
box with the baggage Of every lady
who gets OF the train.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21
Natural Instinct

Natural Instinct.
Poor Billy has had case OF puppy
love-"
Evidently that accounts for his fol
lowing his inamorata around like Q
dog"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21
Paw Knows Everything.
Willie-Paw. what Is a secret?
Paw-Anythlsg two women do not
know, my son.-Cincinnati Enquirer.

nrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums, reduces inhamma
tion, ,sllsys paiu cures wind cole ,26c bottie.A
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21

FOR WEAKNESS AND LOSS OF APE.
T1TE,
The Old otandA.d general strenRthening tonic
GROVES TAsTnLkss chill TONIC drives ont Ma
lAria and builds MP tho system A true tonic and
surs Appetizer For adults and children. 90 cents
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21
.UUNG WOMEN E;;::::::

. enter training To become nurses. Must hav
! least one year high school or lie equivalent
,,.ey Hospital and Trslaias SeAsel Oklshsoa ca
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-08-21
Differs With Him.

Differs With Him.
what do you think about that
mans claim that he has Invented day
light?"
II think It's moonshine."
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11
Clymdn and Vicinity.

Prof. Frank Lowth of Evansville, Wis.
tied relatives here last week.
VIM. Wendorf, Amb. Metzger and
Hugh Daw attended meeting of the
Eagles at Beaver Dam on Wednesday
evening of last week
Vim. and Frank Schroeder transacted
business at Natertown on Saturday.
Our bank is being decorated in great
style. 1t shows prosperity.
Fred Pluckhan of Juneau, was in the
village Friday.
Mrs. Ewd. Carey of Watertown, was
the guest of her daughter, Mrs. Leo
Meyer, Sunday.
Chas. Schmidt spent last week in
northern Wisconsin, the guest of rela-
tives and friends.
Morgan c Young are unloading an
other carload of Ford automobiles.
Owing to the disagreeable weather
and bad roads the play Hickory Farm"
has been postponed to April II, Friday
evening,
The infant son of Mr.. and ,-+rs. Emil
Richter was taken i'll with pneumonia
Sunday.
Mrs. G. c Melindy visited with her
husband at Omro, Sunday, where he is
doing some engineering work for an
electric line
DR.. and Mrs. Frank Metzger of Beav-
er Dam, visited with the formers
mother, Mrs. John Metzger, Saturday
and Sunday.
Banns of marriage were announced
at ST Johns Catholic church on Sunday
between Mr.. Wayne Stevens of White
water and Miss Rosie BTigowatz of ely
man.
st. Johns Catholic congregation con-
tributed $50. for flood sufferers, on
Sunday.
Rev. C. Olson is visiting at New Lon
don and will also transact business at
Milwaukee before his return.
Rev. E. A. L. Treu of st. Johns Luz
theran church visited at Mayville this
week.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11
HubbletOn.

Miss Mary Rebstein returned Tuesday
evening after weeks visit in Water
town "Will certainly call on Mr.. Swift
next time"
Mr.,and Mrs. Vim. Herman of Milwau-
kee, spent Sunday here.
The German Lutheran school opened
Monday.
Miss Mary REYNOLDS left last Monday
for Milwaukee. where she is now receiv-
ing medical treatment at the Sacred
Heart sanitarium.
]. H. Rebstein left Monday for Rio
where he will have charge Of the rail-
road station.
Miss Mary Rebstein attended the
dance at Redwood last Friday evening.
We wish to congratulate Mr.. and Mrs
Hobart Hrobsky, whose marriage took
place at Watertown, Tuesday, April s.
The Woodmen's annual ball takes
place this evening, (Friday). Gibson's
Harp 0rchestra.of Appleton, will furnish
the inspiration. This will no doubt be
the event of the season, so don't miss it.
Miss Margaret Dowd of Beloit, is Wis
iting at the home of P. Dowd.
Miss Anna Rnllert is spending several
days in Watertown-
DR.. Shinnick was a caller here Mon
day.
Mrs. A. E. Cunningham spent Tuesday
! in WATERFOWL.
| Mrs. Albert LEM and Mrs VIM. Jahnke
have returned from Chicago where thew
underwent operations, and are niue !,
improved in health
Miss Jennie Reynolds visited in Wa
tertown Tu sday.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11
K ChWo0d.

Re M PHI. Fallize is visiting rela-
tives in Alton, Iowa. ..r
Miss LYDIA Schniher is visiting reIa-
tives in Grand Hapils.
Anna I.emHerhr; OF Beloit, is visiting
here
James Bergen and James Tyson Of
West AliiS, are welcomed visitors here,
for 4 few days.
p 'rney Cunningham of MarShtied,
visited his mother Sunday.
TIE Editor of the Daily Times spent
a few hours here with friends SHnday.
Peter Thaner of Emmett, shipped
calves from her Wednesday.
John Road returned tn Ferges, n d..
after peuding the winter with his moth
er.
Abe Nc "arthy If Waterfowl, visited
with friends Saturday.
Grantma Uehlng celebrated her 95th
birthday at the home of her son, +. NJ
Uthiing Sunday. A large numueTNf hen
children, grandchildren and friends
assembled and wished her many returns
of the da,
VIM Heinz of Watert wn, made ID
business trip mere tuesday.
The N ,nlhl a,rti N viii be he d here
next SaiuidaA
Charles kinfer and Felix Leschnger
OF Waterfowl, made their weekly trip to
tyson.
These that attended the funeral of
Ereu lhde tr0u~ Uut=uftOWn were: Nj.
and Airs. GerhitZ, Mr.. and MIS-. Ereu
Ma-rZkp, MIR. and Mrs. oscar MarrztSe.
All HI cnd"rf, Mr.. Bramer, Anna hide
Waterlown; Eugene ktschpid, Nj. anu
Mrs. Aug. Dfews, Burnett; Mrs JOS.
hide, Juneau; +. hide, Ciymd1; NJ anu
Mrs. Aug, hide, Guy " ovd, New Lisbon,
Albert Fade, Waterloo; M. and Mrs.
Christ. Vi,k, Columbus
The Skat C Ill met al the home Of Dan
McCa1g Monday night. The scort was
as follows: Ted H0efs, ~ good plays,
662; Oscar ReiHenbach, high point, 514;
John Carroll, diam nd against 1916. ii.
f. Lange. high point, 1872. The next
tourney will be held at Rad off Brothers.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11
Railway Timetables,
CHICAGO q NORTHW ESTERN

CHICAGO q NORTHWESTERN
SOUTH
Chicago Passenger. .... $3.50 a. NJ
Chicago Passenger. 11:N5 a. III.
GAINESVILLE Passenger 705 p. m.
These trains leave daily except Sunday
B1th 5:335 a. IN. and 11:05 ii. III. trains
make close connections ut jefferson
Junction for Madison and all points
west.
7:G5 p. m. train makes close cOnnec
lions for the west at jefferson Junction.
NORTH.
Lake Superior passenger 7:.5 a. m.
MenOm0nee Passenger 2:43 D. III.
Rockford Passenger arrives at Water
town at $40 a. M. departs | 80 p. LII.
Passenger from Chicago arrives at
9:45 p. IN. and goes no further.
The 1855 a. m. train makes c0naection
at Clyman junction for trains east.
A train goes west from Clyman June
tion at . p. m.
Sunday train goes north at $40 and
south at 7:05 p. m.
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, & ST. PAUL
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11

wedding took place at ST. Henry
church at o'clock Tuesday morning
when Miss Margaret c. FRANKIE, daughter
of Mrs. 3. FRANKIE, and Mr.. Hobart W.
HrObSky became man and wife. The
couple Was ATTENDED by Miss Maud
Laughiin of Fort Atkinson and Mr.. AL
ceptian Was held at the home of George
Ruff, 2l0 Green street. The groom is
employed by the Wo fran Shoe company
and has formed large circle of friends
here who wish him aud his bride Joy and
happiness in their welded life. The
couple wi i reside at 921 Cleveland street.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11
SOME CONE, OTHERS GO
Advertising
Cook With Gas.

Prof. William J. Weber has removed
his piano studio to the second floor of
the Majestic theatre building, into the
rooms formerly occupied by Dr.. Mould
ing.
Prof Otto Kuhlow of Wonewoc has Aen-
tered upon his duties as instructor of
English at the Northwestern college.
The faculty is now complete with twelve
professors and one Instructor.
Smoke Latest Out" SC cigar
John Chapman, district agent for the
Guardian Life insurance company, now
has an office in the Masonic Temple in
the room formerly occupied by Dr.. W. K.
Lyons.
Mrs. William ca der, Jr, entertain ed
the sewing club at her home Friday after
noon and "a few hours were pleasantly
spent.
>maky Latest Out" &c cigar
Miss Charlotte Sabin having resigned
her position as stenOgrapher with the
James Manufacturing company in Fort
Atkinson, has returned TO her home in
this city.
The Wiling Workers of the Moravian
church met Friday evening with the
Misses Lucy and Elsie Bruegger at their
home on Milwaukee street and all in
attendance had pleasant time.
Dr. Miles Anti-Paln Pills for all pain.
Marriage licenses has been issued by
the county clerk of Dodge County to
Thomas l.. Cantreill of CeDtralia Ill. land
and Esther Wralph of WatertOwn Wis,
and William f. Eiffler and BeOnda KOe-
mig both of Watertown.
c. s. Stacy formerly of this city, was
elected one of the trustees of the village
Of Waterloo at the recent election. The
next step is to the presidency of the vii
lage, Glenn.
Your valuable papers should be Sc
cure from fire and theft. Rent safe
ty deposit 0ox in the fire and burglar
proof vault of the Bank OF Watertown
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Uehling and
daughter, Linda Uehling spent Sunday
with relatives at Redwood.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11
Smoke the Latest out. sc Cigar.

Mrs. and Mrs. Frank EversOn of Lake
Mills, visited friends in this city Satur-
day.
Lumbago is relie ed by Dr. Niles
>nti Pain pile
David Jones attended a dance at Fort
Atkinson SATURDAY evening and delight
full experince.
Grover Schmitt of Milwaukee ha- been
appointed to the position of superinten-
dent of the electrical department. of the
fill place made vacant by the resignation
of Frank S. Cook lie will move his
family here in the near future.
FOR SALE-RemingtO typewriter,
new and in good condition, very cheap.
Inquire at Leader office.
I5aI<y liverr lies Laxative
Tablets.
Mrs. Fred Cords and daughter Viola of
Milwaukee, were guests at the home of
Mayor H. G. CRUDE the first of the week.
Mrs A. F. Solliday was at Milwaukee
Saturday.
smoke 81 sr-st Ont scess,
Mr.. and Mrs. William G0rder Jr were
cream city visitors Saturday.
Arden Sipp of the State University
was home visitor the first of the week.
Or Miles Anti-Pain Pills for legache
T. B. Roach transacted business Satur-
day In the cream city.
Smoke 81 Attest Out" Sc cigar
The Bank of Watertown will assist
you in sending money to all parts If
the world at the lowest rates and alb
solute safety.
Smoke AZ .fe.t 0nf 81 cirs,
John SchOeberIe, one of the substantial
men in the town of Shields and "ex-may-
or" of the township, was Watertown
visitor Monday. Our reporter failed to
locate Peter Thauer of the town of En-
met and was surprised not to fiud him,
Cnldren VIA. f'.ation should be
ri ao nv 20 Tablets.
Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Humphrey of Pip
ersville, were visitors in the city Mon
day. Next week they will move from
their present home to Wauk9sha, in
which city they will make their home in
the future.
Elk Mayor Wertheimer was business
visitor Monday in Milwaukee.
Mr. and Mrs. A. c. Bischoff were Sat-
urday evening visitors in the cream city
Herman Bahr was visitor in Mil
waukee Sunday.
Arthur Huenefeld of Milwaukee, spent
Sunday here with relatives
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11
Childr rem Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
G q s Q RIA

Miss Mayta Amborn was with friends
in Waterfowl on Friday last.
Otto Roiert is now employed by tie
c., 81. x ST. 2. K. Go. in Sabula, Iowa.
s. A. Brown was called to Chicago
Monday oy the death Of his cousin, Miss
Meta Hodgson. She was the Oldest
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs Robert Hoig-
son, aud had many friends here, who ex-
tend heartfelt sympathy TO the bereaved
family.
Mrs. A. Brumm spent several days last
week in Sun Prairie.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11

Mr.. George c. DuenOW of Watertown
was united in marriage to Miss Ella
Waukegan, ILL.,, Rev. James Richardson
officiating. They were attended by Mr.
Emory j. Norton and Miss Margaret
Kosanke of Milwaukee. The Leader
wishes the bride and the man of her
choice all the happiness the most san
guine could anticipate.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11
Orange Blossoms.

At the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Ferdi-
nand Koenig in Fremont street on
Wednesday afternoon occurred the mar
Tiage of their daughter, Miss Beonda, to
Mr.. William f. kiffier, kew. Lemke of
the German Reform church officiating.
The bridesmaid Was Miss Anna Hage-
mann Of Mansion, and Mr.. Arthur KOe-
mig was best man. The bride Was
gowned in a beautiful, embroites ca
white vote and carried white carna
tiOns. The couple left on an early even
ing train for Chicago where they vii.
spend the week. They will be at home
to their many friends DIT 2 Is Ninth street
after May l. Both young people are
well known here. the groom being one
of our city mail Carriers for the past
three years. they have the We'll wishes
of their many friends for their future
welfare and happiness, The out-Of TOW
guests were Mr.. and Mrs. L. H. Wegner
Milford; Miss Ida Koenig, Milwaukee,;
C. P. Elff1er, Hiilsdale, Mich; Miss Anna
Hageman, Mansion.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11

Mrs. and Mrs. Frank EversOn Of Lake
Mills, visited friends in this city Satur-
daV
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11

j. I. Walsh, editor of the Clyman de-
partment, is authorized to accept sub
scriptions and advertising for the Lea
der. Any business entrusted in his care
will receive prompt and courteous at
tention.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11

Train No. 33 arrives from Milwaukee
and departs for Madison at 1872 a. N.
except Sunday.
Train No. 40 arrives from Madison at
9:20 a. H.. except Sunday.
Train No. arrives from Chicago and
departs for Madison at 3:11 p, m. daily
except Sunday.
Train NJ. % arrives from Chicago and
departs for Madison at 6:33 p. m. except
Sunday.
Train No. IA arrives from Madison at
500 D. ~ daily except Sunday.
Train No. SO arrives from the east al
7:45 p. M. daily.
Sunday excursion train arrives from
Milwaukee at $50 a. m. and goes thru
to Madison, returning at 80 D. IN.
*Stops at Watertewn Junction only.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-04-11

~ soy ~ 50, - 49,. assNSsst i
Mr. and Mrs. Emil Kressine visited in
juneau, Sunday. Emil, OF conrse, took
n the skat game at II. A. Beckers.
Chas. Oestreich OF Concord visited
bis cousin, Henry Stueber, Sunday. ;.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-23
The Miner.


Buried deep in earth's dark womb,
Far from golden air and light,
Deep down in thy living tomb,
Must thou travail, day and night.
Empty thy whole life, and crude,
Endless slavery and woe
Down where poison yapors brood,
To the breasting thou must 60.
And should thou, by chance, go free
From the perils Of the mine,
Some few years will drain from thee
All the life that once was thine.
To the vampire of the pit
Thy best hearts blood thou must
yield.
Broken, sick, at last thou'rt fit
Only for the potter's field.
! Vim. Allen England.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-23
BY VIM. G. SHEPHERD


Trinidad, Col, Oct. 23.-Here are
the inside facts of the great coal
strike now waging horribly in Col
oradO:
It's the wrath of % years breaking
loose. Men who are striking and
leading the strikers today have
unionism bred into their very bones
and sinews. Their fathers, back in
the terrible days of Gov. Peabody,
were kept in stockades, starved,
beaten or killed.
Their fathers strikes were broken.
For the past ten years, since 1903,
when the union was utterly crushed,
there have been boys working in the
holes in the earth down where poi
son vapors BROOD" waiting, waiting
for the union-for the strike that
is on today.
Recognize the miners unionw
That is their sole demand. With
these boys who are now men are
10000 foreigners determined to rise
or fall with the strike. It's fight to
a finish
The strikers have gone into this
cody calmly. Two years ago the
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-23
IT'S WAR-WAR AGAINST "26 BROADWAY"
THAT COLORADO MINERS HAVE DECLARED!

United Mine Workers Of America be-
gan secretly organizing the men.
Down deep in the earth, almost in
whispers, as they worked side by side,
the unknown union organizers talked
to the miners and told ofrthe day
when endless slavery and woe"
would cease and the great strike
would come.
The mine owners were under
mined. The organizers brought hope
to the miner whose whole life was
empty and crude" who worked on
land owned by the company; who
lived in house owned by the COM
pany; whose children were taught in
aschool owned by the company; who
got his mail at postofice owned by
the company; who bought his food at
store owned by the company; who
was tended in his sickness by a doc
tor in the company's pay-br brought it
home to this miner, in fact, that he
himself was owned, body and soul,
by the company.
One hundred, and eighty-two min
ers' delegates met here in Trinidad
on Sept. Is. The mine owners had
been invited, but they refused to at
tend.
These delegates held an experience
meeting.
One man told how a company's
slip shod doctor had destroyed one
of his eyes.
Another told Of bou q man ono
side of his face caved in, had been
stretched out in a blacksmith shop
and how dirty waste, soaked in oil,
had been laid ON his cheek and how
the oil had oozed through his
wound into his mouth as he spent
five hours dying.
Another told how man, with
both legs nipped off by a giant cable,
had been forced by a company doctor
~ - 14-
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-10
JUST ESCAPED WORSE FATE
Fine Of Man Who Attempted Suicide
Would Have Been Larger Had
He 9uccoedod.

One evening. several years ago, in q
gold mining camp in the Transvaal, q
man. partially intoxicated and sup
posed to be actuated by jealousy, at
tempted suicide. He first took NOR
phia, but this not proving strong
enough he tried to hang himself. but
was prevented. and handed over to the
sheriff to be kept in safe custody for
the night, and to be tried before the
acting gold commissioner, a shrewd
and solemn Scot, the next morning.
There being no law to prevent him
from committing suicide If he thought
fit, but it being considered desirable to
punish him in some way, 1t was decid-
ed to bring charge Of drunkenness
and disorderly conduct against him.
To this the prisoner pleaded guilty.
whereupon the acting gold commits
sioner without the ghost Of a smile,
delivered the following extraordinary
judgment:
"I shall fine ye twa punds for your
drunkenness; but I'll just gle We to I'M
derstand that ken vera weel what We
attempted to dae, and had We succeed
ed in your attempt, your poonishment
would have bin vera much more So
we're than it isl"
Newport daily independent., 1913-04-10
Spoed Of Animals.

According to naturalists. no animal
Is known to have exceeded the speed
attained by the famous race-horse
6ysonby. instantaneous photographs
show the full length Of one complete
stride % about tventy-six feet In the
stride OF the fastast racers the hind
quarters and limbs are radsed consid-
erably higher than the shoulder. and
from this relatively great height
brought downward and forward. VIDE
ly separated from each other. ~
sportsman says. TO avoid striking the
fore legs" The hare which is hunted
with fast hounds hao not In reality
the speed Of the dog. The dog. on
the other hand. does not attain the
speed Of the horse. The giraffe Is said
to run at the rate Of fifteen meters
(yards) per second under the most
favorable conditions. The elephant
going at the rate of two yards sec
ond, carries a weight approximat1ng
that carried by six horses.-Harpers
Weekly.