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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
HATS CT FRUIT h.lD POSIz"
Colors CT The Rainbow, II is oa'o' f'S
to Appear on the Future
Millinery.

Every man has heard his WlIe OF
sister, or maybe his aunt remark, as
she glanced out of the window:
will you just look at the hat on
that woman? Suppose l wore such d
riot of colors on top of my head. l
wouldn't mind if you refused to recog-
nize me on the street If l was dlAec
out that way"
Well, the woman of your household
will change her mind pretty soon ana
wear the colors of the rainbow on her
hair The Futurist painters of Paris
have inspired the new fashion. Tnese
painters are weird in their ideas OF
form and simply mad al to Color
Therefore, Nine. New Yorker Will
wear hats of no particular shape or
form and in color combination as TO
be too daring to believe. For In
stance, with a hat Of picot straw
le@horn or horsehair will be seen
bright blue, cerise, indigo, and emer'
aid combined with Spanish yellow
One creation shows red, violet, green
and yellow.
Among the favorite shades will be
Bishop purple" bright yellow and
"letter-box red"
Fruit and flowers will come back in
favor as trimmings, and the apple, II
Ill shades of green, red and yellow
viii be held in special honor. A chic
spring model is black hat with two
apples, one green and the other vel
low. Plums, cherries and peaches vii
also be used by milliners.-
Ribbons, which were banned II
women's hats last year at the same
time as flowers, will come into theil
own again for decorative purposes
New York Journal.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
A MAKER OF HEALTH

A good honest medicine like Foley
Kidney Pills gives health to many
families. Mrs. 0. Palmer, 635 Will
low ST., Green Bay, Wis. was Sc
riously i'll with kidney and bladder
trouble. Mr.. Palmer says: MY
wife is rapidly recovering her health
and strength due solely to the use
Of Foley Kidney Pills" For sale by
all dealers.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
Glade Hill Farm For Sale

$50 acres of good blue grass land
385 acres improved, IT'S in good oak
timber, nearly 800 acres level, in
good state of cultivation, fair house
and barn, 5 miles from railroad,
fine grass, grain and, stock farm,
convenient to church school and
mill. good neighborhood, we'll wat
cred and fenced, plenty of fruit.
Special inducements will be made
for quick sale of farm. stock and
eouip ments. Can be divided into
two good places with advantage.
For price, terms, etc, call on or
address, Ellis Il. Moore,
R. F. d.. Dunmore, W. Va.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
CHERRY GROVE FARM FOR SALE

Farm of the late James A. Mitch
ell of about 90 acres, Is acres III
timber, good farming and grazing
land with 3 never failing springs, 2
dwelling houses and a good store
house and good store house, fine
stand, the farm dwelling has six
rooms, cellar, a summer kitchen, 3
gardens, bank barn with all other
necessary outbuilpings, shops, etc.
4 acres in fruit of good variety.
This property is located 4 miles
from Daphna Station on the South
ern R. r. For information ''all on
or write F. NJ. Stinespring, admir-
Daphna, Va.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
Avoid sedative Cough Medicines.

If you want to contribute directly to
The occurrence of capillary bronchitis
md pneumonia use cough medicines that
tontain iodine, morphine, heroin and
,ther sedatives when you have cough
u cold. An expectorant like Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is what is needed.
t cleans out the culture beds or breed
ng places for the germs of pneumonia
md ether germ diseases. That is why
pneumonia never results from a cold
7hen Chamberlain Cough Remedy is
gsed. 1t has worldwide reputation for
is cures. 1t contains no morphine or
other sedative. For sale by all dealers,
Advertisement.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
For Children Nothing Better

A cough medicine for children
must help their coughs and colds
without bad effects on their little
stomach and owels. Fnley's Hon
,ey and Tar exactly fill this need
No opiates, no sour stomach, no
constipation follows its use. Stuffy
Gods, wheezy breathing, coughs
and Group are quickly helped. For
sale by all dealers.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
A Marvellous Escape.

"My little boy had a marvellous es-
cape" .writes P. F. Bastiams of Prince
Albert, Cape of Good Hope. "It occurred
in the middle of the night. He got "a very
severe attack of Group. AS luck would
have it, I had large bottle of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy in the house.
After following the directions for an hour
and twenty minutes he was through all
danger" Sold by all dealers.-Adver-
tisement.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
MORE BOTTLES SOLD EACH YEAR.

1t is easy to understand why an
increasing numder of bottles of
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
is sold yearly. Thos. Verran, 2SG
Edward St., Houghton, Mich. gives
an excellent reason when he writes
"Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
has always proved an effective rem
edy, quickly relieving tickling in
the throat, and stopping the cough
with no dad after effects. For sale
. y all dealers.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
Chronic DysDepsia,

The following unsolicited testimonial
should certainly be sufficient to give hope
and courage to persons afflicted with
chronic dyspepsia: II have been a
chronic dyspeptic for years, and of all
the medicine have taken, Chamberlain
Tablets have done me more good thar
anything else" says W. G. Madison,
No. 7 Sherman St., Hornellsville, N. Y
For sale by all dealers. -Advertisement
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
WOULD MAKE THEM BETTERIF TEEl
COULD

The makers of Foley Kidney Pills
know that they have absolutely The
best combination of curative and
healing medicines for kidney and
bladder ailments and urinary irreg-
ularities that it is possible to pro-
duce. That is why Foley Kidney
Pills are the best medicine for the
money you can buy. For sale by
all dealers,
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
o. j. Campbell
LOCAL DENTIST
MONTEREY, VA.
Office over Citizen Bank

OUICE UV6I OIVIl6II DtIlIh
By the administration of Som
noform, teeth are extracted abso-
lutely without pain-safer than
chloroform, ether or nitrous oxide
and it's administration is not fol-
lowed by any of the accompany
ing disagreeable effects of cocaine,
eucaine or any of the numerous
ocal anaesthetics.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
Pain in Back, Rheumatism

Torment thousands of people
daily Don't be one of these suf.
ferers when for so little cost you
can get we'll rid of the cause. Foley
Kidney Pills begin their good work
from the very first dose. They ex,
ert so direct an action on the kid
neys and bladder that the pain and
torment of backache, rheumatism
and kidney trouble issoon dispelled
For sale by all dealers.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
St. Creek Items

The farmers are nearly through
husklng corn and getting WOOD is
the o der of the day.
Daddy" Hendrickson has Just
finished painting the church at st.
Greek and it is grea ly improved. j.,
Brown Wagner, who has had
pleurisy, is sable t. be up now;
Eldridge Halterman and Dride'
of w. Va, are at the home OF MI.
and Mrs. Ephriam Gum for snoi
while. They expect to make their
future home in Ohio.
Jesse aicklin and wife spent sun
day afternoon at the home OF w.
p. Rexrode.
Andrew Ryder and son Lester,
spent Saturday night at Doe HUI.
While there the doctorremoved the
plaster paris from the limb OF the
boy, and reports it doing nicely.
His limb was brokan nearly a
month ago.
Two Of Isaac Simmons daughters
spent short while with Mrs. VIII
lie Beverage Sunday, who is very
low at this writing. -,
Albert Wagner was on the sick
list for several days last week.
School has been closed for week
but we are glad to say there are nj
new cases of di phtheria.
James O. Trimble left Monday
for the University hospital.
Mrs Dan RaIston is improving
Pink Samples, who returnedfron
Staunton Wednesday, reports Dan
Ralston doing very we'll at the hos
pital.
Miss Vireie Beverage returned
Sunday after Spending some time
with Mrs. DIN Beverage.
The death angel visited our neigh
borhood Tuesday evening at 7:4(
and took for its victim little Jean
only child of Mr.: and Mrs. Dar
Ralston. The child had been IL
bad health for several months prio
to it's death.
|, 1t was laid to rest Wednesda.
morning. None of Mr.. Sam Sam
dies could attend as they were quar-
antined. Mrs. Ralston, the moth
er, was very ill at the time. Tn
father being at the hospital.
Sleep, dear Jean, "but not for
ever,
, There will be a glorious dawn
/ We shall meet to part no never
q. IL nnn,,nnnatinn mann
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
They Make You Feel Good.

The pleasant purgative effect produced
by Chamberlain Tablets and the
healthy condition of body and mind
which they create make one feel joyful.
For sale by all Observation-Disclosures.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
BIRMINGHAM. ALA. F. L

DIhNINUIlAW: hl1N' T. u
Willis, suffered greatly from asthma
and bronchitis. He writes: II got
no relief until l took Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound. 1t entirely
removed those choking sensations,
and never failed to produce an easy
and comfortable condition of the
throat and lungs For sale by all
dealers.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
GRAZING FARM FOR SALE

COS acres of fine grazing land in
Pocahont as county, W. Va. Must
be sod to settle an estate. For in
formation write
A. M. McGlaughlin's sons,
3 months Academy, W Va.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
The Way to Save Money
Is to have your harness made at
LII. 1. TRIMBIE'S

the up-to-date harness man.
lon save dollars in repairs by hav-
ing handmade goods. All work
neatly done, and guaranteed a.
represented. Let US have your
riders. You can find my place on
Main ST., opposite Recorder Office
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07
BARBER SHOP
Open every day and every
thing strictly sanitary.

Also CT rry nice line of hair
tonics, razors etc. Stock is fresh
and new.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1913-11-07

Sleep, dear Jean, "but not for
ever,
There will be glorious dawn,
We shall meet to part no never,
On the resurrection morn.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-01-11
says UNCLE CIV

1t isn't to be expected that an old
fogey should have much use for new
tangled phrases of the street, but 1
can't help admitting that a good motto
for the new year is "A little more
speed" I take it that doesn't mean
the haste that makes waste, but the
careful acceleration of the working
parts in such a fashion as to get re-
suits.
Unless you're getting old and hitting
the bumps for Oslerdom, this should
be your best year. Anybody short of
sixty who works with his head as well
as his hands has a right to expect the
next twelve months to be good to him.
You're never down-and-out until you
admit it, and there's a heap Of stinu-
lation in mental suggestion. Your at
titude toward your job at the beginning
of the year is going to have lot to
do with the sum total of your reward
at the end If you go after work with
the appetite of houn' dawg after pos
sum, and if you don't work so hard that
you kill that appetite before you get
fairly started, if you don't try to do it
all at once, but try to do today's job in
a way that it will never have to be
done again, you're getting on the right
road.
Two things are vastly important-to do
today's work today and keep a keen
desire for the work of tomorrow That
means hard and persistent effort, but
it doesn't mean no play. It means to
act accurately, definitely and decisive
and to quit when you've done what
your conscience and your body tell you
is a days work. That done, it means
to play for all YOU are worth. The
purpose of play is to develop an APP
petite for work, which in turn makes
you crave recreation, and thus from
day to day you renew your capacity
to live and work and enjoy life.
Your speed" will increase with your
capacity for enjoyment. No man ever
got speed out of his legs or ris hands
or his brain who didn't enjoy the pro
cess. Tired bodies and sluggish brains
don't make progress. An ounce of ap-
petite for labor is worth pound of
push. Not many men drive themselves
to success. They create appetites that
lure them to it. It is the appetite af-
ter all that throws the clutch over into
tbP high
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-01-11
.euNCLE JOE. A-DoIN' 1T.

Too many of the big men of the
day take themselves too seriously.
They sit and contemplate their own
greatness and get away up in the
ether, just as a yogi does from his
constant introspection. They should
get out and enjoy themselves. They
would live longer, be happier and give
the rest of the world pleasure as
We'll
They seem to lack that streak of
boyishness, which is the cheeriest
quality, next to a sense of humor,
which any public man can possess.
1t was the boyishness in General
Sherman that kept him alive and
hearty and well content with the
world until the day of his death. To
the last he had n young mans fancy
for dancing, especially the waltz, and
at a time when other men, far less
notable figures in the world, were
sitting in corners, or with slippers
and pipe keeping close to the evening
lamp, the boyish old general was
waltzing around with the prettiest
girls at the ball, applauding with the
youngest of the dancers for an encore,
and buttonholing the leader of the
orchestra for an extra or so, even
though the shank of the evening had
long been passed.
And here is young Joe" Cannon
just as eager to master the new-fan-
gled dances as he was to subdue q
fighting minority in the house, in the
days of his most successful czarship.
Take ''Uncle joe outside of politics,
which he thinks is a business and
should have no more bowels of senti-
ment than q big ombine, and ne is a
jolly. companionable old cass. Set
him to leading Virginia reel, one of
his favorite dances, and he injects
more ginger into it than would cure
the worst case of Christmas stomach
ache among the greedy children. And
when he danced the good old-fash-
toned square dances he would cut a
pigeonwing at every corner, just like
an old-time dancing master.
So it was no surprise to those who
know ''Unele joe relaxed. TO see him
stealing off to one corner of a big
ball room in Washington, the other
night, to have his young grand
daughter show him how to do one of
the prevailing dances, the turkey
trot'' it is more than surmised
This is the right kind of spirit for
all public men to have. The people
like 'em better when they are human
and near at hand. Bryan would be
less in the clouds to his followers and
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-01-11
ny TIE Way
By HARVEY PARSONS.

A diner at the Waldorf is said to
have discovered a new way of tipping
the waiter. He uses a right hook to
the jaw, and at his first attempt sue
eeeded in tipping the waiter all the way
over
Presfdent-elect' Wilson has decided to
lead the simple life while in the White
House. If man with grown daughters
can put that over, he should experience
but little difficulty in handling the or
binary little affairs of state
Maybe the attempt of high army
officers to restore the canteen, is an
effort on their part to conserve am
mun1tfon- You see, with a joint right
in the barracks, the soldiers wouldn't
have to shoot the can. (Bangi Lower
your sights, you rummy,-you've ported
a Government mule)
The Colorado legislature will try to
pass bill making woman's majority
Il That's a waste of time. One is a
major1ty,-if she is the only woman
around.
And there is no use trying to legis-
late her out of her right to count her
self majority over any number of
he-persons.
checker championship. every once-in-
awhile some such important sporting
news gets crowded out of the regular
sport page, and we have to print 1t
here.)
A publication calling itself 1.-THE Bull
Moose has been launched in Oklahoma
City You have three guesses at how
an old newspaper man would classify
the contents thereof.
Professors have discovered that d.
vorce and alimony were common evils
in Babylon as far back as 2230 B. C.
Possibly that alimony was what the
prophet had in mind when he wrote OF
the woes Of Babylon"
Indica lions are that the fashionable
shapes for women in 1918, will incline
to the londres or clubhouse, rather
than the panatella.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-01-11
EVENING CHAT
On Being Game.
ex styrs1 CAMERON.

When you are not satisfied with the
conditions Of life which you and fate to-
gether have contTiVed to create for your
self, which is better, to admit the f3 ct
and bewail it or to pretend to be perfectly
content?
There is a young matron in our town
who married, partially at least for money
The money, as occasionally happens took
unto itself wings, and instead of the life
of luXury which she had expected, this
woman is living in little white Gotta &c
and taking all the care of her two babies
Her friends naturally expected that al;
these reverses would make her unhappy.
and were touchingly eager to sympathIze
with her-you know yourself that il is
rather pleasant to syTnpathize with your
successful friend when something hap-
pens to her good fortune. But she never
gives them a chance. If she is ever I'M
happy or dissatisfied she never shows it.
To all appearances she is thoroughly con-
tent with her lot-nay, more than that,
delighted.
A kind-hearted friend pities her for
enjoy housework,' she treasures her sym
pathizer. Il would never have believed
I'd get so much solid pleasure out of it
Some one wonders how she manages to
take all the care of her two vigorous
youngsters. ''They are very little trou-
ble," she says serenely land I dom:
think I could ever bring myself to leave
them to a nursery maid. You know such
people are often very common, and bein-;
I don't see how mothers dare let people
like that form their children"
strangely enough TINS serenity and con-
tent does not seem to reassuTe these kind
ly folks who want to condole with the
poor lady. Instead it actually seems 20
irritate them. They insist that her con-
tentment is all a pose and they berste her
to each other for pretending to be happy
when she isn't
Now whether it is a pose or not, don't
feel qualified, like these wise people. to
judge. But even if it is a pretense, i
think it is very commendable pose and
that she is a wise lady to assume =
There is q fine gameness about that pre-
tense that is surely better than weakly
admitting that one has made a mistake
and is unhappy.
Besides I DO not feel at all sure tina t
she is unhappy. / have idea that per-
haps she is wise enough to pretend even
to herself that she loves housework and
wouldn't have anyone to help her even If
she had plenty of money. And it is on
wise pretenses like that, that most of the
happiness in the world is founded. If one
cannot have what one wants one should
learn to want what one has-that is the
best rule for happiness know. and this
woman is apparently following it.
OF course it's hard on those kind heart |
ed folks who are so anxious to sympathize |
with her but aside from that I think it's |
pretty good policy, don't you?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-01-11

to recall my letter and marry him
after all? Oh, 1 could never do that
now. Besides, Marcia hurried on fe-
verishly, i've already made arrange
ments to leave tonight, for Chicago 10
to take painting from a great artist.
l have talent, lots of it, they say, ana
mean to be somebody"
Miss Jemima rolled I'D her knit
ting and laid it on table 1T might
be worth the experiment, since you've
made up your mind so positively. VINO
knows? You might meet lots of new
people, too; perhaps very rich young
fellow
There never will be anybody but
Billy. 1t isn't that 1 want money, Miss
Jemlma. In a few years Billy will be
in better position to marry
He will probably be a prosperous
married MANN a few years-with a
happy family about him."
Marcia flushed to the eyebrows. "And
IL shall be sour old maid with
with socialistic notionsi"
Miss Jenima laughed softly. 81 was
only joking, dear. By all means, go
on to Chicago and make name for
yourself. Well all read about you in
the papers and be, oh, ever so proud.
Marcia's eyes flashed with excite
ment. Il will, 1 will" she said, land
now 1 must be going. I've lots OF
packing to do and several people to
see before 1 catch that 7:10 train. Good
by, Miss Jemima, and thank you so
much for understanding"
'Goodby, child-and good lucki"
Marcia futtered through the door
way like a pink butterfly in her fresh
chambry dress, and ran quickly down
the steps.
Miss Jemima sat a moment in puz-
zled thought. She was all at sea ant
genuinely distressed about the whole
affair. She was devotedly attached to
he hODed
she had not been officious. A sharp
ring Of the front door bell reused her
abruptly. She rose and opened 1T
curiously It was Judge Hardee, the
snartest lawyer and the crankiest man
in Haverford. Miss Jemima invited
him in doing her best to seem nat
ural The judge had been coming In
rather often of late.
At parting, he said to her: "I may
go to Chicago tonight on That EO
train, or I may send young Trues-
dale. It's an important business mat
ter, and I wouldn't trust ANYBODY ex-
cept myself but William"
'sBillys very bright young fellow
judge. 1 believe you'd do well to en-
trust your business to him"
The Judge nodded. IF you think
so, Miss Jemima, it must be all right.
dislike to be abrupt
as it were, but-er-Would you care
to have me-Stay?
The following morning Miss Jemima
opened a craclzly yellow envelope and
swallowed the contents whole:
Marcia and 1 married this a. M
Spend our honeymoon in the WINDY
City Billy
The following afternoon Marcia, in
her apartments at the hotel, signed
TREMENDOUSLY for telegram from HaV-
erford. With sparkling eyes she de-
voured the contents:
Judge Hardee and myself were
married at noon. Leave for Chicago
l o'clock. Miss Jemima."
Truesdale entering received his
bride of a few hours unanimously in
his arms. Then she told him her news.
Then he told her his.
1.-The deal went through promptly.
Wen have a jolly fine honeymoon on
the proceeds"
WED have had one anyway, Billy"
she whispered. Copyright, 1918, by the
Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-01-11
QUAKER NEGOTIATIONS.

TT'rom the Philadelphia Record
A rough estimate-Figuring on a sand
paper contract
Many a child that seems spoiled grows
to be entirely too fresh
When a girl calls q fellow muff does
she want him to hold her hands?
Standing on your dignity won't help you
to see over the heads Of the crowd.
Anybody can make a new broom sweep
clean, but the trouble is to make it keep
clean.
Just because man is welded to his
art is no reason why he should feel lie
can neglect her.
It's hard to grasp opportunity with
out discovering that some fellow has hoI1
of the other end.
I'VE should all profit by our own ms
takes remarked the Wise Guy. 'And
then I suppose we should keep on max
ing more.'' suggested the Simple Mug.
Blobbs-''Did you ever see anything like
the way girls powder their faces now
adays?' Slobbs-4'Yes, they are quite be-
yond the pale of civilization
Wigg-"You can't place much faith IN
Bjones' promises. can you? Wagg-'1
should say not. Why, that fellow couldn't
keep promise in a safe deposit vault