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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-23
shaw pana's Ave Maria" for the ?

O'Clock mass.
ON the morning OF Thanksgiving a
musical and literary programme VIII bs
given for the inmates OF the Utah state
prison. Those who will take part will
he Mrs. Stuart Dobbs. Mrs. Raymond NJ.
Austin, Mrs. Alden Joseph Hiern. Miss
Cassandra Wood. Miss Loretto Malone.
Miss Genevieve Malone. Miss Margaret
Crowley. William Crowley. Il. l.. Grady
and Miss Nora Ges son.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-23
4 Atmosphere
Students

X{.cA ne'
usd teachers Of music
~. that the musical n
eermany is a constar
,uspIration, is the view e.
Jennie Sands, who las
.,,sd au interesting pape
.s;c section of the Ladic
taking as her subjec
[js in Germany, Mis-
b part:
4 mite surprising what a
y n music students there
4 nom American 10 Ger
car despite the fact that
sny splendid teachers In
-bo ale just as able 10
IN all The requirements
lanai career as any 10
abroad. Nevertheless
are once iInbued with
.tndyIng abroad, nothing
ajlsfy. So Off they go
~ beautiful enthu-
All confident that before
A be able TO accomplish
.,caIIt. Most Of these
S,ccessful recitals In
/ ,owUs. where adnirinS
applauded and encour-
srd thus built UP their
.mMtIons. So II Is only
ave begun actual study
a under their foreign
A they seem 10 awaken
. thsi the road TO real
ts<s In Germany Is a
4 cse.
N ,,ron a Students ar
-saby. he finds on every
pcrtnni,y 10 hear good
;,pry night there are
oacerts and operas at
. sflists appear. and as he
ferd these. night after
longer compares his
& talent with those in his
A Sno have been success
IN now on he compares
u only with the work OF
3s-v8rld wide celebrities
Is TO say. that is tho
nby Young American stu
soch great dlsappoint-
f|scouragement in their
IA experiences.
lend. however, 10 convey
Tint onlv unplea SAINT
ere bis lot. for on the
IRE ls no place OF earth
mr. have more pleasant
srts'lnP experiences and
i iton In Germany.
|nn Home.
Important thing. after
Is 10 get comfortab biv
i \ Is always q good idea
4 German IA mily if pos
d this way one has "A
i opportunity TO learn the
N II he we're in q pen
ding house; as we'll as a
nov something OF The
\ homc life. After several
D year in such a home,
csl Interesting 10 live In
pension. Here he viii
hr' With people from all
world. recall having
such pension. where
Americans, English,
'ans. Germans. two of
lermnn baronesses-and
Der OF Turks. You can
y IN Interesting time we
all came together at
Meryone spoke some
al general converse tlon
on In that l5nGuge
is duly settled, then
Of finding a teacher, and
7 not already made up
y will study, II Is no
70 mako a selection.
3 familiar with musl-
'l.ital conditions gensr-
'Ihe- good plan To enter
Tor a little while. for
everv opportunity To
wants 10 know about
nness Germany IS un-
y music as In every
~ seems 20 rlay no
tsrmons hold TO tho
snythinR rcsilv worth
he done nuickly. And
l'lpT whet',cr vou begin
Or walt until YOU arc
Pa certaIn amount of
<'fS IN hc done before
ronl ,-sI..
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-02-22
BY FAssE1s DEPARTMENT STORE


The latch string always hangs on the
outside at this store and you do not
have to knock to enter, neither do you
knock when you leave. The quality,
service and price which we are Offering
you does not leave much room for
knocking, and we know that you will all
be boosting for us.
Leonard Faus has been wearing a
very happy smile this week on account
Of the arrival OF new girl at his house
last Sunday.
In addition to the extra good quality
OF the all wool fabrics used in Kirsch-
baum clothes for men, the following
must also be considered: The character
Of the Kirschbaum styles; the exception
ally fine hand tailoring; the thorough
cold water shrinking Of fabrics and
parts; and uniform excellence Of the
Kirschbaum product throughout.
AdNo fOu Soon the new oulLS Tor
Spring! The Palmer garment people
sent us an advance showing the fore
part Of the week. The Palmer people
are tho acknowledged leaders in making
garments for women.
One OF the handiest contrivances we
have seen, is the new combination lunch
box and bottle for keeping liquids hot.
This is compact shape, the box and
carrier is made Of tin, and the entire
outfit, including the bottle, pint size, is
only $3.50. Ask to see these. You will
find them in the hardware department.
The apple window we have been SHOW
ing on the North side has caused us to
soil number Of boxes OF apples the last
two weeks. The superior quality Of
apples which we are able to show and
the low price mako a combination that
is irresistible.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-02-22

carried out in the three course
luncheon served. Those present
we're:
Mesdames Kloepfel, johnson, Smell,
Grafton, Wetzler, Fogle, Wyland, Mer-
chant, Ginders, Gibson, Howard, Hen
derson, Goff, Treadwell and Murphy.
Misses Seth, Corlett, Tohill,
Gates and Miller entertained at
hard time" dinner at the Seth
residence on First avenue We'd
nesday evening Those present at
the dinner were:
Misses Clara Jacobs, Florence Haw-
ley, Minnie Kline, Lucille Moody, lola
Olds, Laura Bechtel, Retta Fassett and
Carrie DIETRICH.
After dinner few friends arrived and
auction bridge was the amusement of
the evening. The gentlemen were:
Messrs. Price, Gallagher, Johnston, Bur
CESS, Branson, Hawkins, Denny, Short
and Chapman.
Mrs. L. j. Chapman entertained
a number of friends at 800" at
her home Wednesday afternoon.
Cards were played at five tables
and Mrs. T. G. Thome was the
winner of the prize. A fve-c course
luncheon was served.
The Y. P. B. U. of the Baptist
church held Valentine social in
the church Friday evening. Dainty
refreshments were served and a
good time was reported by all who
attended.
The Missionary society of the
Baptist church met at the home OF
Mrs. Homer Moore Thursday after
noon. The meeting was led by
Mrs. James A. Kelly and dainty
two-course luncheon was served to
the ten ladies present.
The Ladies Aid of the Catholic
church met at the home of Mrs
Blackmore Wednesday afternoon.
Dainty refreshments we're served
to the following guests:
Mesdames Chisholm, Deiss, Gilmore,
Carroll, Chapman, Collins. Hecker, L. j.
Chapman, Cooney, Heiden and johnson.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-02-22
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1914
SOCIE TY
TACkLEY- -.HElLMAN

Mr.. Forest Tackley and Miss
Rosa Cathrine Heilman were mar
ried at the parental home of the
bride in Monte Vista on Sunday,
Feb. 16, 1913, in the presence of
the family and Uncle John B.
Heilman. Mr.. Rex Brown Hart,
cousin of the groom, and Miss
Florence Heilman, sister Of the
bride, served as groomsman and
bridesmaid. VIM. Kerry spoke the
words of the marriage covenant
The home of the couple will be
in Trinidad for which they de-
parted on the evening train, fol-
lowed by the kind wishes of their
many friends.
The hard times" dance given
by the Club at Woodmen hall Fri
day night was decided success.
Miss Madge Morse and Mr.. Earl
Stevens were awarded the prize
as the most destitute looking
couple.
Berenice, Harry, Ralph and El-
mer Kistler entertained number
Of their small friends at their
country home Friday evening.
Games were enjoyed and delight
full refreshments were served 10
the following guests:
Veta, Delmar and Olen Falls, Flor.
ence Reynolds, Ray and MenemialD Deeds,
Harold, Loyal and Mary johnson, Edith
Mccormick. Ida and Rachael Ulrey.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-02-22

We are showing some new slides at
the Iris theater. See the new Palmer
slides telling you about the Spring gar
ments for women.
MIR. Fornwald has been out Of the
store several days this week contending
with severe cold.
The Wear Ever aluminium ware is
superior to any other. This ware is Just
what the name indcates-wear ever
You can no doubt buy cheaper aluminium
ware, but you will find that this ware is
much cheaper in the end. A new ship
ment Of this you will find on display in
the hardware department. Nearly every.
thing that you might wish, you can find
Alfred Fink has been driving the
delivery this week.
The egg market took tumble this
week. We have been getting quite a
surplus.
James Webster lad the misfortune to
slip on some ice and let sack OF pota
toes fall on him last week, with the re.
suit that he was out OF commission for a
few days.
Joseph Southworth has been putting
some new shelves ID our Ladies shoe
department. These make the depart
ment stock look much better. Look at
the new Spring styles that we are dis
playing. The Shelby shoe Is very high
grade shoe, and has snap and style to it.
Some new embroidery assortments
were put into stock the last few days
These are very pretty, and the prices
extremely low.
Read our advertisement on the last
page.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-02-22

Earl Van Buskirk, Martha, Agnes, Ar
thur and Clara Monter, Virgie and
Georgia Hawkins, Eddie and Glenn
Wright, Max, Robert and Josephine
Settlers, Beulah and Henley Hale, John
Dantice, Chas. Potter, Margaret and
Robert Shown, Lois Darrah, Howard
Hart, Alton Walters, Edward Waters
and Jack Shown.
Miss Jennie Corlett entertained
the A. B. R. club and their boy
friends at her home Saturday eve
ming. She was assisted in enter.
tanning by Misses nellie and Maud
Corlett. The time was spent with
finch and music. A dainty two
course luncheon was served to the
following guests:
Misses Edith Van Nostrand, Louise
Fogle, Edna Wetzler. Mable and Lola
Smith, Gladys Davis, Helen Dillon,
Ethel Graves, June beaverton, Myrtle
Berwick and the teacher Miss Shelton
Messrs. Jay Branson, Orion Fletcher
Louie Braiden, Claude Ditto, Alfred
Lindenmeyer, Claude Corlett, Chas. Nc
Intosh, Albert Klingla, Norman Chap
man, Clark Van Nostrand and Donald
Shakespeare.
Miss Lolita Hawkins entertained
about Is of her young friends at
her home on Grand Ave. Tuesday
evening in honor of her 9th birth
day. Light refreshments were
served.
st. Stephens Guild of the Epis-
copal church met at the home of
Mrs. T. j. Winter Monday after.
noon. The time was spent with
making useful and beautiful pres
ents for the bazaar to be held the
Saturday before Easter.
Mr.. and Mrs. r, r, Stroup en-
tertained at dinner in honor of Mr..
Stroup's birthday at their home
Friday evening The guests were:
Mr.. and Mrs. d. l.. Stroup, Il. A.
Stroup and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Alan
Howard and Alice and Harry Stroup.
The Friday Afternoon Embroid-
cry club and their friends were
entertained last Friday afternoon
by Mesdames Haggard and Bur
gett at the home of the latter. A
short musical program was given.
The home was decorated in the
Valentine scheme which was also
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-02-22
7. D. MckEAN
Plumbing and Heating

APPLICATIONS FOR GRAZING PERMITS
Notice is hereby given that all applications
ior permits to craze cattle, horses and sheep
within the Rio 0rando National Forest dur.
Ing the season OF 1914, must be filed In my
once Mt Monte Vista, Colorado, on or before
March !, 1918 Fun Information In regard to
the grazing fees TO be charged and blank
forms to be used In making applications viii
be furnished upon request.
ii-M A. l.. SWEIrZFR su..rx,.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-02-22

Buy "a Bread Tickets at Palace Bak
cry for $l.O0.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-02-22

We are showing some new slides a
the Iris theater. See the new Palme
slides telling you about the Spring gar
ments for women.
The Washington times., 1913-02-19
BOOKS FOR SALE

Law. Chemistry and SIG Funk Wagnsirs
A5ssssss I;s.isssEy i 'i III fet:e y -! '''''
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W0RKINGMAN'S WANTS
TAILORING

cIEAN{No. pressing; altering and Ispsirins
HAN. q kS0 q y. ". p y NJ
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DEATHS

1919, at his residence. - b street SOUTH
cast. AfCHA MI beloved husband q tffs
ate Anna and father Of Rev. d. y. Me-
Funeral VIII take place Friday morning
from his late residence af S.1o Q. m, thence
70 81 Peters Church. where requiem high
suyes and friends invited 10 attend. Kindly
Bcisinsoss pspss, pleas. co,y.)
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ital Records.
Births
WHITE.

Birthsl
WHITE.
Richard T. and Mary K. Underwood.
girl.
Fiorance A. and Nellie Sullivan. girl.
Giobanni and Antonnia Riccobono, boy.
Robert and Cora e. Morris. boy.
julius E. and Brenda Morcock. boy.
Francesca and Antonia Massromariuo,
boy.
Jesse F. and Wilma F. Lilies, boy.
Frank T. and Blanche Henry, boy
william T. and Daisy Gordon, boy.
Louis B. and Mary 1. du Ftef. girl
Frederick a. and Mary B. DeIIar. girl.
Anthony n. and Elizabeth Caranfas
Harry and Helen Christobolas, boy.
George N. and Grace Briggs. boy.
Edward w. and Della A. Bowles, girl
George R. and Mamie R. Newman. boy.
Marriage Liesnssa
Marion G. Carter and Lillian n. Payne,
both Of Washington
Hlleary @. Hoskinson and Mabel L
Frftch, both OF Warrington.
Frank Niepoh and aimee v. Newman,
Charles e. Miller and Marie I. VII.
Hams. both Of Washington.
COLORED.
Isaac w. Carter and Virginia Ross both
Of Washington.
Doatha
WHITE.
Daniel Hayes. q years, Tuberculosis
E%siiss % e. uDham. " yean. siss,v
James Cox, g years, Government Hos.
pital for the Insane.
Samuel Groves. 70 years. siS l. street
Owen E. Duffy. a years. 1o14 Massa-
chusetts avenue northwest.
Grace M. Meier. q years. u Eighth
Julia B. cumminss. Sc years, uarters
F. navy yard. d. c.
Richard A. Curtin. q years. e66 Nassa-
chusetts avenue northeast.
John NJ Port. 81 years. 1874 Half street
southeast.
Frederick B. shaIlcross. q years. I5ei
Eighth street northwest.
Alice s Groves. "a years. sos Tenth
street northeast.
Laura c. Anderson. 90 years. 1919 Good
Hope road southeast.
Edna Davis. months. ms Fifteenth
street northwest.
CoLoRED.
Georgia Adams. % years, eO4 L street
northwest.
Kathleen Bush. year. children's Hos
pital.
Maria Carter, 81 years. Home for Aged
and Infirm.
Frank w. Thomas. IS years. Hs First
street southwest.
John F. Tabbs. 6 years. Children's HOS
pital.
Elizabeth Blackwell. % years. Column
bia Hospital
Bessie Jenkins. "a years. Providence
Hospital
Chrsstiana Perry. 4s years. IS Fenton.
place northwest.
The Washington times., 1913-02-19
UMBRELLAS RECOVERED

H. II. PHILPITr, Reliable Umbrella and
ssssssssss sssssa ii sissiA " siiH 4 u i q IL
The Washington times., 1913-02-19

FOR SALE
Only s.. $50 for this beautiful new s-room
home. only few yards from the beautiful
Soldiers Home. 1t In on high healthy
ground. overlooking half the city. and yet
only 20 minuteS ride from 9Th and = SITS.
N. w. The house itself II superbly built and
wood trim. steel construction. furnace heat.
sfde-oven gas range. plenty Of closet SPACE.
handsome wallpaper and gas fixtures. large
colonial porch. Never before has a. attrac-
tive and coxy home been offered in such .
desirable neighborhood At such low price.
This Il q positive barGain-one that you
should investigate Immediately. Address or
call on the owner at Room 3o6 Riggs bldg.
18th and q sts. N. W. -
The Washington times., 1913-02-19
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

PRE,dIEsR CARRIER OF THE SOUTH.
n B-Followins schedule figures published
only as Information and are not guaranteed.
TRAINS LEAVE WASHINGTON
For Atlanta. Montgomery. Mobile. New
Orleans $50 a. m, and 1o:i5 y. daily.
Dining cars.
For ChaItanooga and Memphis Via Ashe-
willie 1896 D. m. daily.
For Atlanta, Columbus. birmingham. $50
m and 1885 ID. III. daily. Dining cars
For Atlanta. Admission. Tslladega. Calera.
Selma $50 a. m. and t:S5 P; m. daily, and
for JTniontown, Demopolis. Meridian $50 z.
m daily. Dining cars
For Roanoke. Bristol. Knoxville. Chatla-
nooga. Birmingham. Meridian. vicksburs.
New Orleans. 1910 p. m daily. Dining cars.
For Roanoke. Knoxville. Chattanooga, Nash
VILE Memphis. 4:i0 a. IN. daily. Sleeping car
iiay be occupied after 1000 p. m Dipins car.
For AshevIlle. $3.50 a. m. $50 y. m. and
1o:,5 D. m daily. Dining cars.
For Columbia. Summerville. Charleston.
Aiken Augusta. Savannah. Brunswick. Jack
sonviile, and Florida points. 5:SS p. IN. daily.
Dining car.
ESr Danville tlocab. 7:5a 2. m. daily.
For Hsrrisonburg. $50 a. m. tparlor carl
daily S:25 y. m. ,pario- carr. and 4:os D. IA.
week days.
For Charlottesville Oocap. .;so a. m. and
- ID. M daily.
For Warrenton. $50 a. m: 1:Oo a. m: t:es
D. m. daily; s::5 p m tpsrlor carl. and i:5s
y '"' s BROWN General A,sn,
The Washington times., 1913-02-19
FOR THE
INAUGURAL
VISITORS
The Best in Washington

Three most desirable connecting corner
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and G. commanding most favorale view along
ina aCgural route, looking down 10Th street to
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ave. past White House. and comprising five
large. low. double windows and six smaller
windows All commanding uninterrupted view
of parade and suitable for party up to 40.
Nothing equal to II in the city. Will furnish
and arrange TO meet requirements. Apply
Room 81 Home Life Building
The Washington times., 1913-02-19

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how to make sweetheart or lover true Gives
full secret how to control charm any one
you love or meet. He cures all kinds Of
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spells, gives luck. Hours 10 a. IN. to d. m
Closed Sundays. l04 North Fairfax ST. Alex
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The Washington times., 1913-02-19
NOTICE TO LADIES

VIAVI SCIENCE OF HEALTH. Free Iec-
lures for women Wednesday, 3 p. M. Nat
prsi non-surgiesl cIcth bcuna too'psss so0k
tyeA ~ C0lagala 9utA1n&
The Washington times., 1913-02-19
FLOOR Oils

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Keeps the floors clean and bright and Kives
them a polished finish. Good for your fur
niture. Try Il, Soc gal. delivered. Used by
the U. s. Govt and over 10000 families for
the last 25 years. ll3 Pa. ave. N. w. u. s4ss:
9TH OF March Write or phone Open until
. D. m. liz Pa. ave y. W. Reasonable.
The Washington times., 1913-02-19

AGENTS by company writing accident.
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The Washington times., 1913-02-19

sis D. IN. daily-Slecpers to Louisville Cln-
cinns.ti. lnuisns polls. and ST. Louis.
$50 d. M daiiy-Fullman Cincinnati and
Chcsco.
u:io D. m daily-Sieepers to Virginia Ho.
SPRINGS Cincinnati and Louisville.
Offces 5l5 Pa. ave.. ts7s b st. and CniSa
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-12
CULTIvAT1NG. THE FARMER.

Christian Science Monitor: There
Is q spectacle now becoming familiar
in New England that has all the
charm Of novelty and the merit OF
good possibilities-the organized cul-
tivation Of acquaintance with the
farmers by trade organizations. TO
appreciate the change it denotes, it
is only necessary to go q very little
way into the past and see the mer-
chant in the round of his business.
waiting in his store for the arrival
Of the customer from the country and
undertaking to match the shrewdness
Of the farmer by his own skill as a
salesman. 1t was a good encounter,
with plenty of humor and play of
keen wits well matched. but with the
main nj of not losing the advantage
In the trade. The rules of trade have
changed and there are fixed prices, ia
some loss Of picturesqucness but clear
gain of fairness.
What is particularly to the point is
AA. L --=fFF y - e. ~
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-12

that the tradcsMan is going out to the
farms, making the circuit of his Gus
toners. trying to cultivate a mutual
interest, and doing il not alone but
in professions Of automobiles over
the trading region . 1t goes even fur
Their in an organized effort to study
the possibilities of developing tho ter
ritory by a policy of encouraging tho
fullest use of its resources. Thus in
Vermont the merchants organizations
arc enlisting to develop the marketing
of products to advantage and there
is appreciation OF the fact that pres
cnt methods of connecting the farm
with tho market arc deficient to a
point that brings los to both producer
and consumer.
The effort for cooperation in re-
sional development is in tho same line
with the enterprise of tho bankers Of
Minnesota. set forth in an address be-
fore the American Association of
Bankers at the recent convention in
Boston by lDr. George r. Vincent. In
this story the actors are the bankers
and the farmers, who are lust now
arriving at the sense of their mutual-
ity Of interest.> The notion of bank
ors and farmers cnlisting in a COM
mon cause is strictly modern. The
separation of their interests tradition
ally was almost carried to the point
OF antaEonism. There was. of course.
an actual community of interest but it
lost its effect by the failure to rec.
ognize it..
Cooperation, long the dream Of
theorists and brought into actual ap-
plication with no end of disappoint-
ments. is Enthusiastically winning its
way. 1t can hardly find a tield more
promising of results than the rcla-
tons of business men, in the usual
sense OF that term, and the producers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-12

Stapleton-'That man Midway is
q good deal Of a milksop: spends his
vacations b%otanizing and that sort OF
thing. Now. I like a spice of danger
in my amusements."
Caldecott-"Well, you and your
football are not in it with Midway
when it m to danger. He discov-
ers new varieties Of mushrooms and
| eats them.-Puck.
what kind of fireworks are
those?" asked Aunty Meddergrass of
her city nephew on the night Of the
Fourth.
Those are Roman candles. aunty."
Are they? Well, I'm glad ] don't
live in Rome. I'd hate the worst kind
to have to sew by the light Of them
things"
People who go to a~pothecaries to
have their diseases prescribed for oc-
One day q. farmer wearing a. Ions
countenance is said to have entered
an apothecary's shop and remarked:
Il seem to have something queer in
my stomach, and I want you to give
me something for It."
What. are your symptoms?" the
a%pothecary asked.
every little while something seems
to rise up and then settle back again,
and by and by it rises up again"
The apothecary put his chin In the
palm of his hand and meditated.
Look here he said. gravely, YOU
haven't gone and swallowed an ele-
vator, have you?"
They had been quarreling. and al
though hubby was willing to take all
the blame upon himself and smooth
matters over .%peacably, she was still
snsppy and indifferent. :.
Come over here. Mabel. Aren't
YOU curious to know what is in this
package?"
strain" she replied b%eliisersntly.
We'll. it's something for the one I
love best in all the world" he said,
coaxingly. trying to win a smile.
"oh, is that so?" she shifted. II
suppose. then. it's those suspenders
you said you needed"
eyes II aa.h hstnel pr n,dS @Rsi''s the 81. six <
hundred at Balaklava!" The Ameri-
can girl smiled superciliously. "My
mother"-she paused to add impress
siveness to her words-"leads the four
hundred in New York!
Satisfying herself that she had
given her English ousin a Roland tor
her Oliver. she turned the talk from
international affairs to Paris gowns
and forborc to cxult.-Puck.
Old Squire Grampus--"Bin Bis-
snort's a-rnakin' a gosh rattlin' good
record down thar tew congress. Bill'll
make ZEN set up an take notice. He's
had dufn good trainin'."
Farmer Striigem-"Yeou bet. He's
done nuthin' but store around Bet
tus's an other similar prominent leg
islators fer tn last twenty years."
"A pleasant SURPRISE" said Senator
F'rawley Of New York apropos OF a
charge that had been exploded against
a brother legislator. IA pleasant ur-
prise. indeed. It reminds me Of
Smith.
"a half dozen Of VI sat gossiping
In the club one afternoon when Smith
entered.
"'oh, dear met I groaned. Here's
Smith. Here's Smith. just back from
a three months European tour. Hes
going to bore US to death with travel
talk. I zee It in his eye.'
Smith. sure enough. came straight
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-12
LAUGH WITH US
Stories That Have Ma,
Mary People Smile.

toward us. He sat down, lighted a
cigar. beamed on us all and said:
"'Well. boys. how goes it? I've
just returned from a three months
European tour-"
we groaned.
":And l want you to tell me every
blessed thing that's happened since
I've been away"
Former Resident-"Let's see, how
long ago did Wilson Fawcett die?"
Silas Corntosscl-"Wilson Fawcctt
is still living. He's turned ninety-four
and is hale and clipper. In Bram-
bleville Wilson Fawcett is reckoned
ter be full es good es real estate"