The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-02-23

1 of Daydreams / came upon a copy
of the Kiondikc Journal of January
3, 1895, in which ] found the fol-
lowing article:
| "Kiondike University. January 8,
49g6.--Several remarkable discover
| les have been recently reported by
| Professor Partrie. of the klondike
| University Archaeological Exposition,
which for three years past has been
| engaged in uncovering the ruins of
an ancient city on the Atlantic coast
| known as Nyorrike (probably the
! Newe Ammsturrdamme of the an
cientsl. Among the 'tinds' regarded
! by Professor Partrie as of extraordi-
nary value was a large mass Of re-
cords in an excellent state of pre-
| servation which was unearthed in
what is supposed to have been the
newspaper file vault OF the great
Kaarnaygie library. which. 1t will be
remembered, was discovered in the
| lower part Of the city early last sum
mer. These records include a large
number of news sheets of the TWEEN
tieth century "a. d.. most of which
were published at New York. which
has been identified with Nyack, a city
| of little historical Importance situat-
ed somewhere in the interior. A few
| others were published at khikago,
supposed to have been q frontier town
| while two OF three smaller sheets bore
the name q Boston (from boss and
| 'townD. gene any regarded by scholars
as the boss town of that age, an
opinion which has been strengthened
| by the recent discovery that Ii was
also known as the Hub. tFrom the
| latter name, by the way, Ii has been
contectured that this famous city was
situated at one OF the poles.) All the
rarnrGn
| (Which were published in dead Ian
guage to which no key has yet been
| found. after having been carefully
deciphered by the archaeoiogists, were
subjected to the closest scrutiny by
Doctor Ramases and other historico-
| literary critics, including the most
eminent biblical critics of the day, and
their authoritative conclusions just
published will no doubt be read with
| extraordinary interest quote a
| few paragraphs taken at random from
| the newspaper renderings OF their
report:
"'Of far greater Importance to
archaeology, however. was the dis
| covery among the remains of q file
OF news sheets OF the twentieth CEN
fury OF q name which has shed no
little light upon that mysterious age.
| This name Is usually written Wood
row Wilson; but In several papers 1t
was found transposed to Wilson
| Woodrow. with the prefix of Mrs"
Owing to the confusion of sexes pe-
culiar to the early part of the TWEEN
tieth century. the scholars found great
difficulty in determining whether
| Wilson Cor Woodrow was q woman
or a man, but Doctor Ramases in his
I report shows conclusfveiy that he
| was a woman. THE fact" says the
learned doctor. ''that Mrs Wilson is
usually pictured In the news sheets
of the day in masculine attire In no
sense conflicts with the conclusion
!, which have reached. as 1t has been
clearly proved by the fashion plates
and speeches found In the corner
stone OF the Woman's temple that 1t
was the custom OF women to be pic
tured in the garb of man as early as
A. d. 1890" The ruins of the wo-
mans temple ferected A D. 1925 in
;, cemmemoration Of the political enan-
/ cipation of women) were discovered
last spring mile and a half to the
northeast of the Kaarnaygie library
\ "'Other evidences OF the feminin-
ity of Mrs. Wilson Cor Mrs Wood
row. were found in several papers, in
which she was pictured as a not un-
beautiful woman authoress, In strik-
ing contrast with the conventional
square jaws and chin in the prevail
ing representations of the time, and
also I'm the fact that she Ia often re-
4 ferred to rs a schoolteacher, 1t hav-
ing been shown by Professor Ham
murabi, noted biblical critic, that
school-teaching in America was al
ways feminine occupation. Mrs.
! Wilson was elected president of the
United States A. d. 1919 Though,
strange TO say. the political enfran-
chisement OF women does not seem
to have been accomplished until A. d.
1920. and was the first woman ruler
in America. Another remarkable fact
brought out by the discovery of this
famous historical character is that
America was at that time under Brit
ish rule. This has been established
by the discovery of a print in which
: Mrs. Wilson appears in university
professors cap and gown which the
famous millinery expert, Professor
Sartorts, after q critical examination,
declared to be OF an English pattern.
1t liz impossible to conceive that an
American would have been allowed
to occupy a chair In an English uni
versity, as it is we'll known that the
English people of that day regarded
Americans as semi-barbarous. Hence
Mrs. Wilson must have been an Eng
lish woman. But as the American
Constitution (recentiy discovered by
II Professor Partrte In the southeast
corner of the Kaarnaygie library re-
CURED that the president should be
Il native-born American, 1t is clear
that the United States must have been
conquered by England In the early
part OF the twentieth century. Pro-
lessor Partrte thinks that it Is due
to the liberal policy then prevailing
In England that America was per-
rnitted to continue to elect it's own
presidents with the understanding
that they were not to vote for one
man more than a number of times.
| con this point the records are con-
fusing: some seeming to indicate that
the people could vote for the same
man three times or more IL they