New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-07
WINGED COUR|ERS LEAD
JOLLY JA|LB|RDS' JAUNT
New Rochelle Only 10 Miles
Away as ASquith Local PuHs
Out of Town.
LLOYD GEORGE SQUELCHED
God S.ve the King" Proves
More Popular as Farewell
Tune for Suffragists than
in My Harem."

"By-by. Lucy. BE good girl and fly
straight home. There she goes,
Now, then. girls. hop in! All aboard
for Chicago! Giddap. Asquith!
NO. we didn't get our letter from
Mayor Gaynor lie was too busy to write
Il. his secretary informed us. Too bad
isn't it, 10 carry that story all over the
country that the Mayor of New York was
too busy to give the suffragettes line
or two of greeting?
"Oh. ! say. colonel wind Up LLOYD
George n hit, will you? That's 1t. the
hurdy-gurdy man said ne cranked easily
Heavens, What's that? My Harem'
That won't do for suffrage. Strange
Lloyd George. quick! God Save the
King'-that's better Take off Your hats
YOU .boobs', Don't you recognize the ma
tional tune? There. colonel you show
'em what's what. Take of your hat 100
Mackenzie! Noble patriots. aren't they
Hurry up, Vera, and get in Wen
never get TO New Rochelle at this rate.
It's 1920 now I let the pigeons so at
promptlv 10 o'clock. right IN front Of the
! City Hall The general came down 10
see us off-yes. General Resale Jones
"Oh. hello. little Doc! So sweet of YOU
10 come down TO see us off. Yes. the
pigeons started due east. Where do you
suprose they went? Don't tell the other
renorters STRAIGHT to the Tribune Build
/ ing. Yes. honest. ] saw them perched on
the roof watching us They weren't going
/ 70 start 10 Boston till they saw all there
was to see in New York. They feel their
responsibility.
Lucy Stone has a message tied with
votes for women ribbon to her right leg
telling The Woman's Journal that we
started all right. Henry Blackwell has
longer message TO Miss Alice stone
/ Blackwell. saying:
I've shall celebrate Lucy Stones hrth
month in the most picturesque fashloh
this year During the whole month 81
August we shall be celebrating in honor
of the woman who brought the Oldest
woman suffrage paper in the world into
existence We are selling Journals d.
every stop. What do you think Lucy
Stone would say II she knew we were
collecting crowds by the music OF
hurdy-gurdy and taking collections IN
Z tambourine?'
cot course the pigeons will go straight
20 The Woman's Journal They were
raised on the roof OF the Journal BulId-
ing. at No. 5s5 Boylston street. Boston.
well. good by. general. This won't
be much faster than hiking If Asquith
doesn't get converted. He's as slow as
most males We have TO admit It's
heavy load for him. though. -Four jan
birds we are. Three OF US were in Hobo
way at one time for breaking windows
Elsie Mackenzie, Vera Wentworth ana
Mary Keegan Vera Is the champion.
She's been in Jail eight times and been
forcibly fed six times. Doesn't look IT,
does she? She's a student at st. Ar
drew's College, Fife. Scotland. and she's
on her vacation now.
she's the girl who when she was only
nineteen years old took up the boards
in the floor of Albert Hall and hid
there all day. waiting 20 break up meet
ing They arrested rar for burglary and
treated her like a common criminal
Gracious! Where's that policeman?
Did you ever see such awful boys?
Shoe. there! Why! oh. my goodness!
Wen all be killed. What's the matter?
The harness broke? Nonsense, those boys
cut IT, Get off there They're climbing I'll
over US Get your whip, colonel That
right: give II 10 EN-. There! Good enough
for him. l don't care If he did get hit
Get out. girls. and walk little way
It'll we get rid OF these boys. The horse
IS frightened to death. Let's give HIM
q drink Of water.
"All right, thanks. The man will give
II to you. There now. Asquith, drink
What? Not a drop? Girls he's on thirst
strike, too.
'All aboard. then.
"Giddap Asquith."