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The Washington times., 1913-02-09
Goodrich Safety Tread
Tires
Best in the Short Stop

The five fingers of the
Goodrich Safety Tread act Is
aaossr OuDs Eve fingers would
they get : human handgrip
on The roadway. pressing the
mud, ooze, slush and water'
away and mdR;ng . safe psth
for Tie wheel.
Il takes more than.s brake
TO stop : car. It takes more
than : steering wheel to keep.
| you going the way ybu assst
| 20, to make the turn you
SssSst make.
Unless the treads Of your
tires take hold and help you
don't go-where you sssH'
90; .you don't stop-where
you msst stop.
Therefore your real emer-
aency brake is in the tread of
your tires-not on the axle.
"An the brakes are with
you If your Car Is equipped
With Goodrich Safety Tread
Tires.
The five fingers almost
humanize your tires.
TIE, sfop tie side wkick
skorts kbs slid.
There is no chance for slip
pery ooze to get back between
| projections or under the tire.
The way Is barred In all
directions by the thick rub
Der fingers. Note also that
these fingers do not offer sharp
angles to wear off rapidly.
This tire Is not built on
theory Il Is tho scientific
and practical application Of
the right principle. first prov
en- BY overy possible test.
Goodrich Safety Tread
Tires ATE made just as all
Goodrich Tires are made
Sss;t nodded.
Body and tread are liter
ally nodded into q unit by
the Goodrich single vulcan
ization-the tread. does not
peel or strip, and you are free
of the danger from weak spots
or dead places because of over
vulcanization which cooks the
life out of rubber.
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1902 18th ST. N. w.
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Principal Cities. Dealers Everywhere
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The Washington times., 1913-02-09
Used as Hammer.

Mrs. Howard-Dh yor give Johnny
an unbreakablc toy?
Mrs. Barker-Yes: but the trouble 10
that he has broken everything else with
Bassr.
The Washington times., 1913-02-09

The sixth. seventh. and eighth week
of the short course at the Maryland
Agricultural College will he devoted
that Institution tomorrow. February
10. The first week of this course
VIII have horses and beef cattle as
the subjects, and will be under the
direction of associate professor. Rob-
ert II. Ruffner.. The special lecturers
will be. Director H. J. Patterson, Dr.
S. s. Buckley. Prof W. T. L Taiiafer-
The Washington times., 1913-02-09

The Philathea and Baraca classes OF
the Riyerdale Presbyterian Sunday
school will hold a joint business meet
February II.
The Washington times., 1913-02-09

HYATTSvILLE, Md, Feb. 9-Be-
cause OF the fact that the entries did
not close until midnight last night, and
any entry bearing a postmark previous
to that hour would be eligible. 1t will
not be possible to state until some time
tomorrow just how many birds will be
entered in the first annual poultry show
of the Southern Maryland Poultry
Breeders Association, to be held In the
Masonic Hall. in this town, on Tues
day, wednesday and Thursday. Febru-
airy II, L and 13. D. l. Morgan, of Mt.
Rainier. and secretary OF the associa-
tion. stated last night he felt safe in
saying thst at least two hundred birds
would be on exhibition. and would not
only be from this county. but from all
over the state. the District of Colum-
bia, Virginia. and that several fanciers
In Pennsylvania had signified their in
tention of entering some prize stock.
one party stating he INTENDED .n, to enter a,oa
IS i've wire and one that means bust
ness is shown by the fact that in less
than five weeks 1t has organized and
held Its first annual show. II was or
ganized In the office Of the Riverdale
sentinel one month ago last night. jan
uary s. IL is composed of about thirty
breeders from the upper section Of this
county, with q few members from the
District of Columbia. They are all In
terested In the enterprise and are work
ing energetically for the success Of the
show. The hall will be open for the re-
ception of birds after O'Clock p. m.
tomorrow. Those not received by Tues
day, February II. by 10 o'clock a. M,
will be 6ebarred from competition un-
less the class has not been judged. The
officers of the association are: p. B.
Cranfall. Riverdale. president: w. E.
Tip. Mt Rainier. first vice president:
C. d. Holden, Brookland, D. c.. sec
ond vice pr -sident; Rudolph Fabritz, Mt.
Rainier, third vice president; D. L.
Morgan. Mt. Rainier, secretary-treasur-
er: w. E. Thorne, Riverdale. superin-
tendent:. William Wolfe. Hyattsyille.
assistant superintendent. The follow
ing. with the above Officers. comprises
the executive committee: John R. Ris-
don. T. +. O'Neill. Elwood Taylor, w.
A Donovan. and N. B. stone. The
Maryland Agricultural Experiment Sta
ton viii conduct a booth at the fair
and viii be ready to talk and give adj
vice to any who desire to visit II. Roy
II. white. who will be in charge Of this
booth. will give an illustrated lecture
on poultry on wednesday, February II.
at 7:30 o'clock D. m. Mr.. Waite is the
poultryman oof the experiment station.
The Riverdale Mothers Club will hold
It's next meeting a. the home OF Mrs.
The Washington times., 1913-02-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Otway Is. Zantzinger.
Wine avenue extended. have left for
Florida. where they win spend the bal
ance of the winter
The Washington times., 1913-02-09
ARISTOCRATIC HENS
ENTEREDFOR SHOW
Many Valuable Chickens Win Be on Display at yattse This
Week-Entries Are cIosed-Exhbit viii Be
One of Best Ever Held There.

rc. of the Maryland Agricultural Col
elege and Experiment Station. The
second week will be devoted to sheep
and swine and will also be under the
direction OF Associate Prof. Ruffner.
The special lecturers for this week
will be r. ]. Carr. of the United states
department. Of Agriculture: r. Bring
ham, Of Brinklow, Md Roy Brooks.
of Emmorton, Md. A. M. Fulfo-d. of
Bel Air. Md. The fnal week Of this
ing and will be under the direction
OF Associate Prof. Ruffner. The fol-
lowing are the special lecturers. DR..
Charles o. Appleman. DR.. s. s Buck.
College. and Experiment Station: DIR.
Blanck. CT the Baltimore city health
department.: Mr.. Wolcott. of the
United States Department OF Agricui-
ture: B. d. White. Of Baltimore.
There is to be special meeting
of the Riverdale Democratic Club to-
morrow night at the residence Of J.
Burroughs Waters fx
Jesse L. Harris has entered suit in
the circuit court of this county for
an absolute divorce from Mary Hav-
ems. on the grounds OF desertion.
They were married in the District OF
no children.
Two of the main roads leading out OF
Washington into this section OF the
country. the Queen Chapel and Riggs
roads will soon be placed IN first class
condition, provided they can he con-
structed with in the amount appropri-
ated for the work. several years ago
the county commissioners levied the
money for these roads, and $500 Of
this sum is now available for the Queen
Chapel road Since the money was
levied the Wells road bill has been
passed by the general assembly, and
county out of the hands of the comnis-
sioners and placed 1t in under the juris-
diction of a special road board. The
commissioners contended they had no
authority 20 turn this particular amount
of money over to this newly crested
road board and the legislature was
called upon to solve the question. which
composed OF the two bodies. Proposals
for the construction OF the Queen
Chapel road was asked for and but one
bid was received and this called for an
amount in excess Of the money levied
for the work. and nothing has been
done until this time. The commission
has appointed committee composed
Of William Holmead. chairman Of the
board Of county commissioners, Louis
L. Dent engineer for the board Of road
directors, and Messrs Oliver 8. Metze-
rott and Charles G. Heitmuller to con-
fer with the State roads commission and
to make application for these roads
under the Shoemaker road law. Under
this law the county pays 10 per cent, the
State 50 per cent, and the abutting prop
erty owners 10 per cent.
The Philathea and Baraca classes OF
the Riyerdale Presbyterian Sunday
The Washington times., 1913-02-09

The Riverdale Mothers Club will hold
its next meeting a. the home of Mrs.
T. F. O'Neill on the evening of We'd
nesday, February 12, instead of We'd
nesday, February 70
The Washington times., 1913-02-09

There is to be a special meeting
of the Riverdale Democratic Club to-
morrow night at the residence OF j..
Burroughs Waters. 80
The Washington times., 1913-02-09

Jesse L. Harris has entered suit in
the circuit court OF this county for
an absolute divorce from Mary Hav-
ems. on the grounds Of desertion.
They were married In the District Of
Columbia, January 10. 1884. and have
no children.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-12-18
Price, Five Gents
Which Do You Love Best Your Liberties Institutions
a %5 S Rs nR Parties? M 5pa

o You must be blind if you do not see
that both our old political parties have
worked together to create a corporation
aristocracy Of Special Privilege.
You must be blind, if you do not see that
there is no difference in principle or practise
between offce-holdlng Democrats, and office
holding Republicans
The growth of aristocracy in the State
has been followed by corresponding growth
of aristocracy In the church.
The throne is slowly coming back to the
State: the altar is preparing to lean up
against the throne, as in the old times when
Pope and King divided mankind between
them, sheared the Sheep and used the wool.
My son, have you paid any attention to the
growth Of "T'HE- PAN-ANERICAN RE-
PUBLICS?
Silently, that cloud has been forming on
the horizon, and the storms that are coming
with that cloud can even now be heard rumb-
ling in the distance
This Pan-American organization is strictly
pOplsh. 1t embraces all the Nmer1cas.
The members of this new and ominous
organization are Peru, Chile, Brazil, Vene-
zuela, Honduras, and the other divisions Of
Central and South America.
These United States of North America
simply amount to one member of the popish
organization.
CONCLUDED ON PAGE Sky
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-12-18

that he needed another big bank in his
business.
So it came to pass that he diligently
inquired for the present whereabouts of the
left-hand hindfoot of niger graveyard
jackrabbit, in order that he might legally
acquire the ownership and possession thereof
And it came to pass that after our indus
trlOus and enterprising fellow mortal
Frank,-had obtained custody Of the said
rabbit foot he waved it gently and noise
lessly over the heads of the Good and Great
Men who have charge Of our Public Monies
In our Capital City of Washington.
(This village, as you may remember, took
It's name from The Father of his Country
because he could not tell lie.)
And it came to pass that the rabbit-foot
had the desired effect, and that Immediately
afterwards the Good and Great Men who
have control of our Public Money asked our
brother Frank Munsey, if he would not be
pleased to have q million dollars to use in his
private business.
What could Frank say, but "Yes?'
Frank is candid person, and he made no
bones of admitting to us Democrats the
oath-bound care-takers of the Public Money
that he would be very much pleased,
indeed, to have the immediate use of mil
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-12-18

NOT many of your public papers are r.
warning you that your blood-bought
liberties are in danger
None Of your office holding public men are
telling you SO.
The newspapers and the public men are
concerned about patronage and party success.
Few Of them know anything about the
mighty struggles and sacrifices that had to be
made for the rights Of the ind5vidat01 man..
The time was when the government and
the church would not allow the common man
to have an opinion Of his own. nor to print
a book without license, nor to hold a public
meeting; nor to indulge in any criticism of
the government, or the church, nor to haze
o''y hand IN controlling public affairs, nor to
aeorship God im has oacn acay, NOE TO
READ TIE BIBLE FOR HIMSELF.
It wasn't so long ago, either The King
was the Government: the Pope was the
Church. A man had to l1neel to both, if he
wanted to keep his head on his shoulders.
Heroic men and women struggled against
this awful tyranny of Pope and King, finally
throwing it off, How many millions of lives
the struggle consumed, it is impossible to say
with accuracy.
But the yoke was thrown off. To be COM
pletely free from Pope and King, oar ances-
tors fled to this NeoO World
They founded a new government, on new
principles, c0nSecrated to the rights Of man,
and pledged to undying hatred of Popes and
Kings.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-12-18


~ was a man named Frank ASuUaA1
Munsey.
He was a diligent person, was Frank; and
he loved money with a patriotic and religious
fervor.
Like the little busy bee, he-that's Frank
improved each shining hour, and did his level
best to illustrate the homely but comfortable
adage that Time is Money.
So it came to pass that our fellow citizen
Frank, you know-got all that was coming
to him, in the way of shekels, ducats, forms,
piastres, francs, marks, shillings, doubloons,
pieces of-eight, eagles, half-eagles quarter
eagles, and sparrow hawks.
And it came to pass that our diligent fell
low creature Frank, you know-bought
newspapers, magazines, book concerns, politi-
cal concerns, banks, trust companies, and one
thing and another, until at length those
things which did not belong to Morgan and
his son John, or to Rockefeller and his
brother William, or to Guggenheim and his
John Hays Hammond, belonged to our hon
ored fellow citizen, Frank A. Munsey,
Esquire.
And it came to pass that after Frank had
been Democrat, and Republican, and a
Bull-mooser and Stand-p atter, and Pro
gressive, contributing little dabs of ducats,
here and there, with great Judgment and
regularity, it occurred to him-that's Frank
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-12-18

Following our custom, we will omit next
weeks paper.
We have the January Magazine on our
hands, and we want to get it out ahead of the
Christmas blockade.
We are printing thousand extra copies of
this issue.
Won't you help us place them where they
will do good?
Won't you devote few hours, ONE DAY
this week and next, to getting up club?
have done the hardest years work of my
life, declining thousands of dollars offered me
for lectures and law cases, in order that I
might devote all my time and thought to this
great work that The Jeffersonian Publishing
Company is doing.
My work has been done without reward, or
the hope thereof. [ do it, because I love it
and believe that the people need it,
Will you encourage the Laborer, by giving
him little cooperation?
THOS. e. WATSON.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-12-18

Pany and combine 1t eoith has Mene8ey Trust
Company!
Yes, Sir, that's what Frank said.
And Immediately, oar Democratic officials
took q million dollars Of your public finds
TRUST FUNDS, DRA WV OUT or YOU
BY TAXATION, for Public purposes, AND
LOANED IT TO FR1NK 4. MUNSEY!
With that public money, Frank Munsey
made his deal, merged the two great banking
companies, and added another million or SO,
to his honorable pile.
Thus do we Democrats prove our devotion
to principle and to duty.
Thus do we demonstrate the vast difference
between favoritism and Special Privilege,
when practised by us, and the same vicious
policy when practised by Roosevelt and Taft.
Is Frank Munsey Bullmooser, now? [
really can't say. Is he Republican? Is he
a Democrat? Is he Stand patter? Is he a
Progressive?
Such questions cannot be answered But
they sink into nothingness compared to this
question
Did Wilson and Bryan mean to betray the
people IN this manner, at the time they were
making those campaign speeches in which
they bitterly denounced Roosevelt and Taft,
for just such sh0noefeS1zy Illegal faVoritisne as
has noaO been Shoq0n to Frank MunSey?
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-12-18

If we betray the Government to the p1'in-
ciplos, the spirit and the methods of Popes
and Kings, we might as we'll go a step farther
and have both the Pope and the King.
If we are going to have the essence Of
arlstocracy, special privilege, one-man power,
we might as we'll call our arrstocrats by the
names Of Duke, Marquis, Count and Prince.
The name is nothing: the principle is every
thing.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1913-12-18
who Said That We Democrats Did Not KNOW
OToE H% nm @ Astounding Frank A. Nunsey

lion dollars of the public treas
ure, IN order that he naight bug
the United States Trust COM
New Ulm review., 1913-12-17

ure Of your company" at a dance on
Christmas eve. Bill. who is well up
in these things, told me them letters
meant Reply Sharp: Very Pressin' :"
So we wrote our replies sharp. haccept-
In .'the very pressin' hinvitation."
Well. Christmas eve came round, and
Bill and me rugged ourselves out in
our best shore goin toss and set sail
for the dance. On reportin' ourselves
we was mustered in a big cabin like a
battleship's gun room all titivated up
with holly aud mistletoe and with the
deck polished instead of holy stoned.
and SO slippery that | nearly pitched
on to my bOwsprit as ! went through
the hatchway
: "vast hclvin,. Rill.''I sez. comin' to
an anchor: ''tl,iS is worse than crossin
the bay in a gale O wind" but Bill he
kept forgin' ahead. as cool Us MILDLY
in command of a dispatch boat. so
slipped my cable and went on full
speed in his wake swcatin like a
marine recruit goin into hactiOn for
the first time. We was nearly the last
aboard. for the cabin, was pretty full,
the men,l00kin' like restaurong walters
and the ladies all as smart as cruiser
squadron In rainbow rig.
Presently q fussy little chap. who
took to be the commodore. but who
Bill said was the Nj. Sea man. though
he didn't look as il he knowed much
about the sea. came up and gave us
both pretty card with sailin' orders
on. which Bill called q program. Then
he passed the word to clear for hac-
ton. and band on the quarterback
aft struck up and the dancin' begun.
AS was leanin' against the bull
warkS the NJ. Sea man came up and
New Ulm review., 1913-12-17
- NEARLY PITCHED on TO MY BowsPRlr

II NEARLY PITCHED on TO MY BowsPRlT.
said son,ethin' what couldn't catch.
SO said. AYE. aye, sir" and before
knowed it he had hintrOjuiced me to
the smartest Al clipper built little craft
| ever turned my searchlights on. and
somehow the next minute her sweet
little figurehead was close to mine. and
| made fast around her amidships and
steamed into hactioH.
'sThis is q poker. not all 'Ornpipe.
she said presently in voice as sweet
as the bo's'n's whistle pipin' at gros
time. so axed her parding and navi-
gated accordin'. Well. we boxed the
compass about twice. when some one
ran foul O. my starboard bow and
threw me on my beam ends. Ny con-
sort was so consarned and bore n hand
SO prettily to haul me up that quite
forgot to say what was agoiD' to to the
lubber. Next time was goin' to dance
with her again. but she told me she
was engaged "Hindeed' sez as
'aughty as hadmiral. Then a red
headed swab took her in tow. and the
band strikin' up the Keel Row. there
was the two of 'em a-caperin' away
lust like old Mac. our second engineer,
when he has had what he calls "a wee
drap'. on pay nights.
Soon after | see her sittin' fannn'
herself. while the redheaded chap was
a-carryin' on shameful with girl in
pink, SO tackled towards her and told
her what I thought Of the swab she
was engaged to and hoffcred TO bash
in his headlights. thought she would
never stop laughin' as she told me she
didn't even know him and was only
Anoaged to him for the dance. And
then reIt better
Well. to cut the yarn short. at eight
bells l conveyed her down to the ward
room to mess. and after that we hove
TO in conservative full of palms
and flowers and smellin' like tropical
hisiand. and then-wcll. after very
hot engagement. in which had to
bring both broadsides into haction my
nretty prize hauled down her flag and
, few months later ve signnled for
sky pilot. and J towst her safe into
port.-London Tit. Bits.
New Ulm review., 1913-12-17
A CHRISTMAS
DAY HOLD UP

that may keep you from
enjoying your turkey and
plum pudding on Christ
mas day may occur if you
start on a journey with
out being sure that your
running gear, batteries,
magnetos, ETC. are in good
working order. You will
have cause togive thanks
for a good drive when
your Auto has been over
hauled at
New Ulm review., 1913-12-17
ooc.or;na a Doctor.

O0ctoTtn0 q O0ceOS'
ri say. doctor. did you ever doctor
another DOCTOR"
'Oh, yes"
"WelI. tell Tne this. Does doctor
doctor doctor the way the doctored
doctor wants to be doctored. or does
the doctor doing the doctoring doctor
the other Doctor in his own way?-
Kansas City journal.
New Ulm review., 1913-12-17
u.elleer
{ Aab' s

Records Of all fire in
surance companies show
that during the month Of
December the number of
disastrous fires is in
creased many fold. This
is of course due to the
fact that everywhere
stoves and heating plants
are in full blast.
Another great factor
in these conhagrations is
the use of infammable
materials for the decora-
tions of Christmas trees
and houses fer the Holi-
day Season.
This Chris tmas in New
Ulm, in the many new
homes erected during the
past summer, will be
gayer than usual. Every
house will be decorated
with the beautiful green
of the Yuletide. All these
things are highly intlam.
mable and yet without
them Christmas does not
seem right. This brings
up the question of pro.
lection in case disaster
does arise. This is
where we come in.
Insurance Companies
exist for the purpose of
taking care of you in this
particular. Fire lnsur-
ance is our especial line
Of protection altho we
write policies of every
nature. At this Christ
mas season we want to
call your attention only
to the neces s ity for
prompt action if you have
not protected your home
or your place of busi-
ness. Take out a policy
in our company and feel
at ease so that you can
have the Merry Xmas
and Happy N e W
Year which we ex-
tend to you.
n. HENN|NCSEN
TEL. 1O2
New Ulm review., 1913-12-17

He Is happ'est. whether be ne king
or peasant, who finds peace In his own
home.
New Ulm review., 1913-12-17
My First Christmas
Eve Dance
WRITTEN BY A JACK TAR

.EN me and my
shiplnate. Bill
Bolthead. was
takin' Il little
cruise ashore last
year we each got
a pretty. sweet
scented nCtewith
II. S. V. z. at the
bottom, request
in the pleas-