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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

Fl HAD HIM ON TUE FLAT OF HIS BACK"
long afterward the minister's house
was entered by burglar. He gave a
graphic account of the affair to his
friend. the doctor. and ended by say
ing:
Il had him on the fat of his back
l held him so that he could not move
an inch"
''Goodr' exclaimed the other. But,
my dear sir. what splendid oppor-
tunity that was to have delivered to
him your lecture on Palestine"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27
FARMS FOR SALE

so acres. good buildings. close 10
shipping point. good land. lays gently
rolling. Can be bought on the very
best terms, $4,000 cash, balance on
long time.
1877 acres, more than half level bot
tom land. Splendid buildings, fine To-
cation. One of the best big money
making farms to be found in this sec
ton. Close TO market. The price is
right at 500 per acre
so acres. close to town. Farm has
been abused some. but will respond
quickly with fair treatment If sold
soon can be bought at bargain, $50
per acre takes it.
Remember our next excursion to
Fellsmere, Fla. will be Tuesday, Feb.
4th.
You owe it to yourself and family
to investigate this proposition.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27
A New One on Him.

1t was in one Of those thriving south
western cities where railroads abound
that tired and weary traveller accost-
ed a policeman and asked the way to
the Y. NJ. @. A. The copper was puz-
zled. He took off his hat and scratched
his head. Finally he burst out: ''Stran-
ger. you've got me. | know where the
Frisco is and the NJ, X. and T, but
that Y. NJ. G. A. is a new one on me-
Everybody's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27
Missed a Fine Chance.

A we'll known doctor and a certain
minister are great friends. but they
pense
The latter once delivered a series of
lectures. and one of them-on Pales-
tine-was not interesting enough to
please the audience, which gradually
withdrew before its conclusion Not
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

1t is fine thing to know when to let
go. Many a man holds on too long. 1t
is better to jump overheard than to go
down with the sinking ship
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27
Quite a Chanos

Howe!l-Rowell doesn't speak to his
wife Powell-And can remember
when he thought it was worth ST to
say a few words to her by long dis
lance telephone.-Judge.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

mick and Mae Keever The evening
was delightfully."- spent in music. con
tests and games and elegant refresh
ments were served
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

WANTED-Work on farm by man and
wife. Experienced. Address Farm, -
care Palladium 2S-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27
Terre Haute. Indianapolis
& Eastern Traction Co.
EASTERN DIVISION

Trains leave Richmond for Indian
apolis and intermediate stations as
600 a. m: '7:4o; 500: 90: 40: 1000;
s11:40; 1900; '1:N p. m: $500:
'3:4o; 900. 40; 500: 700: 800:
500 Qast car to IndianapolisJ: 10: 90
(Greenfield); 11:1o (CaElbridgs City,.
Limited Trains.
Trains connect at Indianapolis for
Lafayette. Frankfort. Charlottesville,
Terrs Hauts. Clinton. Sullivan. Mar
tinsviIle, Lebanon and Paris. IN
Tickets sold THROUGH
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

WANTED-Your pictures to frame.
grinding Of all kinds. Baby cabs re-
tired. We repcir everything. Brown
and Darnell Phone 1886 1T
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27
FOR RENT


FOR RENT Furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. Down stairs.
Call 80 North A street 27-1t
FOR RENT-South side of double
house, 300 North 9th, All modern i'm
provements. Call at the premises
or A. J. Osborn, Odd Fellows Bldg.
2T-2t
FOR RENT-Upper and lower flat
123 South 18th street. 27-7t
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms. 27 n
9Th. 27-7t
FOR RENT room modern house 33
South 18th. Phone 1905. 27-7t
FOR RENT-Furnished modern room,
PIP North 9th street 25-7t
FOR RENT rooms. Call PA South
Sth. 25-4t
FOR RENT-Holland Apartment No
l; modern rooms. first floor, n
A street Phone 1541. 25-tf
FOR RENT-New 5 room cottage.
Electric lights, both kinds water in
kitchen, cellar; large lot and chick.
en- house, y square from car line.
Rent $1,000 per month. Phone 4765
25-tf
FOR RENT-6 room house at ia S.
18th. Call 116. Will be vacated Feb
ruary s. 25-2t
FOR RENT room modern first
floor flat, central location. SIS. John
Peltz. 25-3t
| FOR RENT room house rs North
End. 22-7t
FOR RENT-Atheletic Baseball Park
! for season 1918. For particulars. see
| George Brehm, SIT Main street
22-7t
FOR RENT-One modern room
house. Corner Hunt and School
streets. Call 2002 or 1011. 21-tf
FOR RENT-Furnished flat for light
housekeeping. los North 4th street
20-tf
| FOR RENT-Furnished rooms with
steam heat, bath. Windsor hotel
27-14t
FOR RENT-House of rooms with
barn on South 18th and j. Gail
Phone 12S5-SO15. II. c. Bulierdick.s
coal yards. 3-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

WANTED-Furnished room with or
without board with house privileg-
es by respectable young lady. State
price. Address Lady care Pallad-
1um. 20-7t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

WANTED-To go in real estate and
insurance business with some ex-
perienced person. Will furnish CAPT.
tai. Address Real Estate, care. Pal
ladium 15-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27
FOR SALE - REAL ES-
TATE-Continued.
FUNK & MILLER.

SECOND NATL BANK BLDG.
PHONE 2766 SECOND FLOOR
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

WANTED-Position by experienced
lady bookkeeper, or clerical work of
any kind. Can give good reference.
Address Book Keeper" care Pal
ladium. 21-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

- you trouoae Or any rfz< arsn,g frcTs
szsorcered Sons chf GO TO your drrz2is
J get &c o. 81 ho<zie Of Dr.. Ca,dveli.
q. s.see5ss:s2 zs.as: ess:s'vs'ss.ArshS
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

WANTED-Women in our
sewing department, steady
employment at fair wages.
Apply in person. Adam H.
Bartel Co.
ian to feb
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

EARN So TO So WEEKLY at home
spare time mailing circulars. For
particulars send 10c, which we re
turn when you begin work. VIM A.
Droste, 474 J. SO Trumball Ave, De
troit, Michigan. 14-3Ot
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27
WANTED
WANTED-At once, 10 girls
good wages, steady work.
Richmond Underwear Co.

Richmond Underwear Co.
21-5t
WANTED-To go in real estate and
insurance business with some ex-
perienced person. Will furnish CAPT.
tai. Address Real Estate, care Pal
ladium. 15-tf
EARN 50 TO So WEEKLY at home
spare time mailing circulars. For
particulars send 10c, which We re
turn when you begin work. VIM A.
Droste, 474 J. SO Trumban Ave, De
troit, Michigan. 14-3Ot
WANTED-Women in our
sewing department, steady
employment at fair wages.
Apply in person. Adam H.
Bartel Co.
jan to feb 4
WANTED-Work on farm by man and
wife. Experienced. Address Farm"
care Palladium. 2S-tf
WANTED-Your pictures to frame.
grinding of all kinds, Baby cabs re-
tired. We repcir everything. Brown
and Darnell Phone 1886. 1T
WANTED-Furnished room with or
without board with house privileg-
es by respectable young lady State
price. Address Lady care Pallad-
fum. 20-7t
WANTED-Position by experienced
lady bookkeeper, or clerical work of
any kind. Can give good reference.
Address Book Keeper" care Pal
ladium, 21-tf
WANTED-Position as housekeeper
by middle aged lady. Phone 2293
24-4t
WANTED-3 or 4, five or six room
houses or flats to rent. Sanford
Henning. 27-1t
WANTED-To buy second hand brick.
Address with price, * o. T." care
Palladium. gilt
WANTED-Work on farm by married
man, experienced. References given.
Call or address 329 South 10th ST.
Tuesday evening. 27-2t
-Stenographer- having ex-
perience on Oliver Machine Ad-
dress oliver" care Palladium.
27-1t
WANTED-Work for an all around
man Can do any kind of work re-
quired. Willie Myers, 511 North
18th. o7-2r
HAVE YOU city property or small
farm you wish to give on q first
class farm, we'll located Exchange.
care Palladium. 22-7t
WANTED ladies, neat appearing, to
demonstrate and take care of bust
ness in this town for large Chicago
firm Call 122 Fl. Wayne Ave.
25-et
WANTED-Place on farm by man and
wife, no children Address Box 1,
R A. 25-2t
NANTED-A boy to learn the bread
baking business. Zwissler's bakery.
25>2t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

WANTEDTPlace on farm by man and
wife, no children Address Box 1.
R f. 25-2t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

| WANTED-Position as housekeeper
| by middle aged lady. Phone 2293.
24-4t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

ladies, neat appearing. to
demonstrate and take care of bust
ness in this town for large Chicago
firm Call 122 Fl. Wayne Ave.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

WANTED-A boy to learn the bread
baking business. Zwissler's bakery.
AL
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

WANTED-Work for an all around
man Can do any kind of work re-
quired. Willie Myers, 511 North
18th. 27-2t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

HAVE YOU city property or small
farm you wish to give on a first
class farm. we'll located Exchange,
care Palladium. 22-7t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-01-27

FOR RENT Furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. Down stairs.
Call 310 North street. 27-1t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-11
Wood Indorses Varsity Militia.

The plan to include eight compa
MES of the University of Wisconsin
battalion in the Wisconsin National
guard has received Endorsement in a
letter from Maj.-Gen. Leonard S.
Wood, chief of staff of the United
States army
LAS a matter of policy" he writes,
Il might say that both the division
of militia affairs and myself favor the
organization of national guard COM
panies or regiments in colleges with
the understanding that they are on
the same footing as other organized
militia and that they perform their
full duty both to the university and to
the organized militia
Gen. Wood inclosed circular let
ter sent to college presidents through
out the eastern and central states, the
University of Wisconsin being among
them, outlining a plan Of summer
camps of military instruction.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-11
Tmprovinq the Roomerano.

The boomerang of the Australian
native is of various shapes and pat
terms. 1t has remained for an Eng
lishman so to improve the Australian
cross-shaped weapon that it is no
more than cross of plain wood, the
lower strip of the cross being one
third longer than the other arms of it.
In throwing this the long lower end
of the cross Is held firmly between
the thumb and finger vertically, with
the plane of the cross beside his face
Thrown seventy-five feet, the boom
erang will not return, but after it has
traversed 100 feet or more the revolu-
tons increase rapidly until 1t swerves
and begins its return fight to the
thrower.-Harper's Weekly.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-11

moved the indefinite postponement Of
the Rosa bill.
The assembly adjourned in the
midst of a long written argument by
Assemblyman Schnitzler in which he
declared that wherever the Rosa plan
of administering the mothers pension
law had been adopted 1t was found
unavoidable.
State Fair Site in Milwaukee.
Milwaukee will remain the home OF
the state fair This was determined
in Madison by the legislative commit
tee appointed to investigate sites.
The vote stood six to three, Senators
Bichler and Weigel and Assemblyman
Conway, Lentz, Gulickson and Everett
favoring the present sit and Assem-
blyman Lamsen and Carpenter favor
ing the Fox River valley
Long Controversy Is Ended.
1t is expected that the report of the
committee will be confirmed without
delay
This ends long drawn out contro-
versy." said James P keenan,, secre-
tary of the Citizens Business league,
when he received word from Madison
that Milwaukee was chosen.
1T means the permanent location of
the fair, and such permanency means
the success of the fair.
Make 1t Greatest Fair.
81 look to see the legislature make
proper appropriation for the many
needed improvements and with addi-
tional land on either the east or west
side of the fair grounds which | am
sure milwaukee, county will purchase
and devote to this good purpose.
Il look to see the Milwaukee state
fair one of the greatest agricultural
and industrial exhibitions in this coun-
try"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-11
Interesting English Lake.

In the Staffordshire district of Eng
land is Rudyard lake, which gave it's
name to Rudyard Kipling, for it was
on a picnic there that young Lock
wood, designer in pottery factory
at Stoke, met to marry Miss Mac
donald, daughter of the Wesleyan
Methodist minister at Burslem. From
the place of their meeting came The
novelist's Christian name. The Two
other daughters of the Methodist min
lister in the potteries married the
artists who were to become Sir Ed
ward Burne-Jones and Sir E. ]. Poyn-
ter
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-11
Cheese Makers Organize.

Cheese Makers Organize.
The first formal step in organizing
a new state board for the manufac-
ture. grading and sale of cheese was
taken when former State Senator
Henry Krumrey of Plymouth filed pa
pers incorporating forty local cheese
factory companies in aSheboygan and
Manitowoc counties. Each of these is
to have membership in federation
or central body to be organized later
which will be the medium through
which the cheese manufactured will
be sold.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-11
Gift by U. S. Government.

The Wisconsin state forest reserves
in the northern lake region have been
increased by gift of about 500 ISL
ands from the government. They have
been surveyed and the state board of
forestry is prepared to lease them.
The islands vary from a fraction of
an acre to forty acres or more. The
yearly rentals range from SO to 5000.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-11
Makes Plea for State Fair.


Declaring that GAINESVILLE has par
ticularly good facilities for handling
a state fair and it's patrons, big
delegation from the bower city and
others appeared before the legisla-
tive committee on location Of the
state fair and urged serious consider
alton of their city. The delegation
was headed by James A. Fathers and
the claims of GAINESVILLE were pre-
scented by him. Frank P. Croak,
president of the GAINESVILLE Twenty
five Thousand club, H. Fl. Bliss. ed
itor of the GAINESVILLE Gazette; NJ. o.
Mouat and Mr. P. Richardson. Repre-
sentatives of the railroads and the in
terurban also told of the railroad
read from Secretary Robber of the
Rockford Shippers association, urg-
ing the location of the fair in James
vile for the accommodation of the
people of northern Illinois. 1t was
inconvenient for such people to go to
Milwaukee, he said, and the Illinois
state fair was too far away
The speakers pointed out that James
vile has 116 passenger trains day
besides interurban cars every half
hour. 1t is also on the main line be-
tween the two state fairs Of Mime
sofa and Illinois. They declared that
GAINESVILLE also had large railroad
yards sufficient to accommodate more
cars than a state fair would bring and
that it would be easy to build spur
tracks to the fair grounds which are
not far from the business section of
the city. 1t was also pointed out that
almost any point in the state could
be reached within six hours, making
it possible for exhibitors and others
to come to and return from the fair
in one day
Others in the delegation were j. O.
Bangs, editor of the GAINESVILLE Record
err; David Atwood, managing editor OF
the GAINESVILLE Gazette; T. w. thinner
man. agent of the ST Paul road; Alva
Hemmens, agent of the Northwestern
road: S. NJ Jacobs. Charles Putnam,
Thomas s. Nolan, GAINESVILLE; W. NJ.
Dockey of Walworth; Fred Gilman of
Evansville; Henry Johnson and Royal
Waltpress, Edgerton.
Representative of Beloit. Brodhead
Monroe and Fort Atkinson were also
expected to come in behalf of James
Vile
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-06-11
EIks in State Session.

E!ks in State Session.
The state convention of the B. P. o.
Elks opened in Manitowoc with Presi-
dent John c. Karel of Milwaukee pre-
siding Delegates from nearly every
lodge in the state are present. Mena-
sha and Wausaa are rivals for the
next meeting.
The sixty-seventh annual session of
the Wisconsin grand lodge. Indepen-
twenty-eighth annual session of the
Rebekah assembly opened in Fond du
Lac 18th ! 900 visitors in attendance.
The commonwealth., 1913-12-11
CHRISTMAS IN MANILA.

CHRISTMAS for the majority OF the
225,OOO inhabitants of Manila
that is, the Filipinos-begins on Christ
mas eve. There are no stockings hunS.
however, for stockings are not popular.
even with the most aristocratic senorl-
tas, who usually go bare ankled. MID
night mass is the occasion whlch
brings thousands to the churches.
These fine ediices are thrown open
and blaze with myriads of candles and
electric lights.
Manila at midnight on Christmas
eve is probably gayer than at any 9th
er time of the year. The streets are
thronged with carriages and people in
their best attire. Many Americans
turn out on Christmas eve also to see
the displays and the people and make
church to church inspection tours in
parties. Fine trained choirs and string
ed orchestras render excellent music.
The weather during the holiday sea-
son is just cool enough to dispel the
chronic laziness which pervades Ma
Mia during most of the year and put
a little spice into the blood. At noon
the thermometer will probably not go
over 81 or S5 degrees. At night. how
ever, a blanket on the bed is not too
much
The commonwealth., 1913-12-11
Dr.. Hohson's Ointment Heals Itchy Piles

The constantly itching, burning
sensation and other disagreeahle
forms of eczema, letter, salt rheum
and skin eruptiors promptly cured
by DR.. Hobson's Eczema Ointment.
Geo. W. Fitch of Mendoza, III. says:
81 purchased a box Of DR.. Hobson' s
Eczema Ointment. Have had Ec-
zema ever since the civil war, have
been treated by many doctors, none
have given The benefit that one bcx
Of DR.. Hobson's Eczema Ointment
has" Every sufferer should try it.
We're SO positive it will help you
we guarantee it Or money refunded
At al Druggists or by mail. 50c
Pfeiffer Chemical Co. Philadelphia
& St. Louis.
The commonwealth., 1913-12-11
Tho Seven Sets Of Presents.

LII the world a Christmas tree,
"A And all the men and women merely
children
They have their presents and remem-
brances,
And one man in his time gets many gifts.
His lot being seven series. At first the
infant,
With his feeding spoons and rattles;
Then the trumpet and tin soldiers skates
and sleigh
And fireman's helmet and then the lover,
Signing like furnace with gaudy neck
tie
Knit by his lady's fingers. Then a hubby.
Showered by his friends with socks and
gloves
And pipes that will not draw ink wells OF
brass
And fountain pens that leak. or else some
painted
China that his wife can use as we'll And
then
The middle aged of fair round belly-a
little cap
To hide his shining pate. The sixth set
sinks
Into the carpet slipper game or bad ci-
gars-
A silver cutter, since his teeth are bad.
Last gift of all that ends this strange
Eventful history is failing sight.
Then they bring megnifying glass
For grandpa.
Detroit Free Press
The commonwealth., 1913-12-11
fOI est Notes.

The forests Of Florida contain ITS
different kinds Of wood.
There are seven spruces in the
United States. Four are confined
to the west; two to the east; while
one, white spruce, has continent
wide distribution.
Sawmill waste Of Douglas fir. OF
which an enormous quantity is
found in the western forests. is be-
ing used to make paper pulp by 8
mill at Marshfeld. Oregon.
In proportion to its weight, Cali
fornia redwood is the strongest con.
ifer so far tested at the U. S. for.
est products labratory The strengtt
is due to its long wood fbers.
The Philippine bureau Of forestry
reports that American and European
lumbernen are trying to secure
large and regular shipments Of
Philippine woods. mainly for cabi
net making.
Experiments With various chenli
cal extinguishers for fighting ma
tional forest fires have not beer
very successful. The unlimited sup
ply Of oxygen in the open, forest
officers say, tends to neutralize the
effect Of the chemicals.
The commonwealth., 1913-12-11
Canfv and the Stork,

"But, daddy. is there really, truly
Santy?'
'Well, l just guess yes-a regular
corker be is too"
'Is he nice?''
'Ts he? Well. should say so! Isn't
he, Mary?"
"Humph! Very nice, as Santas go
but not very modest
els he handsome. daddy?"
"Oh, as handsome as a picture
sparkling eyes, fine forehead. beautiful
complexion-yery handsome. isn't he
Mary"
Henry, it's perfectly dreadful the
way you deceive that child. You ought
to be ashamed Of yourself. You're set
ting him II terrible example"
But, daddy, where does he live
away off somewhere?"
"Oh, yes: very, very far
away off where the stork lives?"
''The stork. Who's been telling yol
about the stork?'
"Mammy."-Chicago Tribune.
The commonwealth., 1913-12-11

II NEARLY PITCHED ON TO MY BOwSPRIT.'
said sOmethin' what l couldn't catch,
so said, Aye, aye, sir!' and before
l knowed it he had hintrojuiced me to
the smartest Al clipper built little craft
I ever turned my searchlights on, and
somehow the next minute her sweet
little fgurehead was close to mine. and
l made fast around her amidships and
steamed into haction
This is poker. not an 'ornpipe,"
she said presently in voice as sweet
as the bo's'n's whistle pipin' at grog
time, so l axed her parding and navi-
gated accordin'. Well. we boxed the
compass about twice, when some one
ran foul O. my starboard bow and
threw me on my beam ends MY con-
sort was so consarned and bore hand
SO prettily to haul me up that quite
forgot to say what l was agoin' to to the
lubber. Next time 1 was goin' to dance
with her again, but she told me she
was engaged. "Hindeedw sez l as
'aughty as hadmiral. Then a red
headed swab took her in tow, and the
band strikin' up the "Keel Row" there
was the two of 'em a-caperin' away
just like old Mac, our second engineer.
when he has had what he calls "a wee
drap" on pay nights.
Soon after I see her sittin' fannin'
herself, while the redheaded chap was
a-carryin' on shameful with girl in
pink, so l tackled towards her and told
her what 1 thought of the swab she
was engaged to and hoffered to bash
In his headlights. thought she would
never stop laughin' as she told me she
didn't even know him and was only
engaged to him for the dance. And
then l felt better.
Well, to cut the yarn short, at eight
bells l conveyed her down to the ward
room to mess. and after that we hove
to in a conservative full of palms
and flowers and smellin' like a tronico,
hisland. and then-well, after verv
hot engagement. in which | had tn
bring both broadsides into hactiop M,
pretty prize hauled down her far ond
few months later we signaled for :.
sky pilot. and | towed her safe into
port.-LOndon Tit-Bits