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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
AS Good as He Sent.

That the request discourteous is
very likely to be followed by a dis
courteous reply, is the moral of the
following little story from the New
York Sun: Mr.. l.. was touring with
his family through one of the eastern
states. At a cross-road some miles
from Boston he became uncertain of
his route. An aged country woman
with a basket was the only person in
sight. He stopped his car, and called
out to her: 81 say! Hey, you!" The
old woman put down her basket, and
stood at indignant attention. "We
want to go to Boston!" he cried. With
every evidence of resentment. she
picked up her basket, and screamed
back: We'll, who's a-hinderin' ye?
and walked on.-Youth's Companion.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Judge For Yourself
Which is Better---Try an Expert
ment or Profit by a Paris
Citizens Experience.

Something new is an experiment.
Must be.provedito be as represented.
The statement of manufacturer Is
not convincing proof of merit.
But the, endorsement OF friends is.
Now supposing you had bad back,
A lame, fweek or aching one,
Would you experiment on it..
You will read of many 30 called
cures.
Endorsed by strangers from far
away places.
1t is different when the endorsement
comes from home. - <<d
Easy TO prove local testimony.
Read this case:
George McCandles. butcher Paris,
KY, says: "Some time ago had
occasion to use a kidney remedy and
at:that time Doan's Kidney. Pills gave
me comlete relief. which has proven
permanent. got them for backaches
and disordered kidneys. The way they
stopped my trouble has proven their
merits.
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
take no other.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Submits Interesting Facts Re-
sarding H00kw0rm.

In a recent issue of the Winchester
Democrat, DR.. /. A. Shirley, of the
State Board of Health, who attended
the conference of sanitary workers In
the Southern States at Little Rock Ar
kansas. recently, gives the following
facts which are of interest to the peo-
pie all over Kentucky:
First. 1t is the firm belief of every
one engaged in the work of improving
sanitary conditions in the South so las
to make it possible to prevent disease
and make life longer and healthier,
from the Administrative Sanitary Sec
rotary il Washington to the field men
on the firing line, that no greater work
as ever been undertaken since that of
meek and lowly Galilean.
Second. That eradication of the
hookworm disease and not ameliora-
tion is not only possible but that moth
ing short of this will suffice the work
or the workers.
Third. The same story came from
all parts of the Southland of well nigh
miraculous cures.
; Fourth. The belief, born of expert
ence, that no other disease holds its
unfortunate victim so long as hook
worm disease; that no other disease
makes the one afflicted with it for
such length of time a menace to
those around him; that no other dis
ease of equal magnitude is so surely
and speedily durable.
Fifth. That no other disease shows
such a variety of symptoms and some
times no symptoms at all, as hook
worm disease.
Sixth. That while as rule it is to
be found where the sanitary conditions
are the worst that is, here the privies
are not water tight and fly proof,.yet
it is found under better surroundings
sufficiently often to make it the imper-
alive duty of everyone who leaves
! ideal environments for even short
| time. to seek examination lest the
monster disease. like a thief in the
night, steals march upon him, to be
diagnosed when it may be everlasting
| ly too late.
| Seventh. Hookworm carriers,
persons harboring very few worms anC
positively without SYMPTOMS, except
occasionally, indigestion. are among
the most dangerous members of thu
community as propagators hence TIT
duty that everybody owes to them
selves and the community to be absO
luteIy certain that they are free from
these worms.
Eighth. That the examination o
more than thirty thousand people from
118 counties our own beloved Estate j
found to be one of the most heavil.
infected, and we earnestly hope TO
such a cooperation of our fighting ia
cilities, county, municipal and individu
al. that ere long it can be truthful.
said that Kentucky, the flower of tn
constellation of Southern States. is TO
one, at least, free from this blightin,
curse.
Ninth. That every citizen who ha
not already done so. should secure
icopy of theBulletin of the State Boar
of Health from it's Office in Bowlin
Green. telling about this disease an
should submit the necessary specime
so they car. knowLwhether they have
or not.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Early Visitors to Kansas City.

The first white men to travel over
land from Santa Fe, N. M, to St.
Louis were Pedro Vial, Josef Vicente
Villanueva and Vicente Espinosa,
who left Santa Fe on May Fl, 1892,
and ended their journey October T.
They passed the present site of Kan
sas City in September, after having
been held prisoners for several days
by the Canoes (Kaw) Indians. 1--WE
reached their village" Vial wrote in
his diary, which is located on the
River of the Canoes That river flows
into the river called Misoury. We re
NAMED there until the 18th of Septem-
Der, when Frenchman came with a
pirogue laden with various sorts of
merchandise, by permission of the
government, to trade with that tribe. D
Kansas City Star
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21


The death of Andrew Lang has
served to recall various anecdotes
and sayings of Stevenson's well-be-
loved Andrew of the brindled hair
Among them is the following: Lang
was a visitor at the home of a friend,
and was to catch a train in the morn
ing. Breakfast was ordered for nine
o'clock, but at half-past eight horri.
fed maid announced to the family
that some one had stolen Mr.. Lang's
clothes, and he could not get up. The
host went to the room of his guest,
and found him sitting up in bed in
monocle and pajamas. There was no
sign of any other garment in the
room. The host went downstairs to
summon the police, but before he got
to the telephone, the maid came run
ming down to inform him that Mr..
Lang's clothes had been found. He
had folded them up the night before
and had put them under his pillow,
because it was too low, and had for
gotten all about it.-Youth's Compan-
ion.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Knew Fathers Game

Mark Twain's daughter Susie kept a
diary at one time in which she noted
the occurrences in the family, and,
among other things, the sayings of
her parents, On one page she wrote
that father sometimes uses stronger
words when mother isn't by and he
thinks we don't hear him." Mrs.
Clemens came across the book and
showed it to her husband, who after
wards kept watch on Susie's diary.
But one day his eye caught the follow
ing entry: Il don't think I'll put down
anything more about father, for l
think he does things to have me notice
him and believe he reads this diary"
Kansas City Journal.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Early MIssourians Were Poor.

Missouri land was not very valu-
able in 1778. The Spanish authorities
could not get settlers enough, SO Gov
ernor Bernado de Galvez decided to
invite French Canadians to his col
ony. He offered to give Canadian set
tiers plot Of ground and the neces-
sary tools If they would settle in Mis-
souri,. In his official report he said:
They are so poor that when they ar
rive in these settlements they come
burdened with family, but have not a
shirt to wear. They would be in great
straits if they were obliged to buy the
farming implements necessary for ma
king their living. This promise would
incite them to seek their liberty"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Dime-in-sIot PHOTOGRAPHY.

A dime-in-the-slot Photographic ma
chine is, it is announced, about to be
put on the market. The sitter places
the coin in the slot and pulls lever;
the mechanism turns on an electric
light, drops plate into position be-
hind the lens, opens the shutter for
three seconds, develops, fixes and
washes the plate, and in 81 seconds
delivers the picture, finished and in a
neat frame. If the mechanism should
fail to work, the dime is automatically
returned.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
End of a Noted FoIIy,

The monocle has long since been
out Of fashion in England, and is soon
to disappear from Paris, which has
been its last stronghold. 1t was in
vented by Dutch dandy, and its evil
effects upon the eye were at once
noted by oculists. The monocle first
appeared at the congress of Vienna
in 1914, when it was worn by its in
ventor. One folly, at least, has had
only about a century of life.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Couldn't See His Third.

During the cotton-picking season In
Texas a colored brother who had gone
into the country'to work returned very
much disguised. Don't yo' git no
offahs ter pick no cctton?" asked q
friend. "Sech ez dey was. White
man done offered me onethird o. wat
All could pick. All done tuk-a look at
de field an saw dat when 1t wah all
picked it wouldn't amount ter one
third. So All done Lit out fer home!"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
His Best.

"He's a brute" How so?" when
she promised to be his wife he said
he would do everything in his power
to make her happy" 'Well?" He
spends all of his time at the club"
~Well, If he is really a brute that
ought to help some"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
One Way of KILLING a Flea.

TO kill fiea," says the Scientific
American, "the surest way would be
to place him on one Of those impene-
trable plates used In naval warfare,
and confine him thereon by means of
cables fastened securely to each Of
his several legs; then to train upon
him (from as near distance as would
be feasible), an irresistible projectile
from one Of those twenve-inch guns"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Women and CONGRESS.

The question as to woman's eligibil-
ity to congress has never been raised
and. Of course, not decided, but if the
people of a district in state where
woman suffrage existed and where
women were eligible to any Office
should elect woman to congress she
would probably be admitted.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Spoon Steals Heat.

Never have a metal spoon in
saucepan if you wish the contents to
boil quickly, for the spoon is the
means of carrying off great deal or
heat
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
House Built of Porcelain.

An English inventor is building a
house Of sheets of porcelain, paneled
and welded on a steel framework.
The walls, being non-porous, would
not retain dirt or disease germs. No
matter how careless or dirty the pre-
vious tenant had been, a bucketful OF
water and some soap would make 1t
as sweet and clean as polished din
per plate.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
Law of the Harvest,

The law of the harvest is to reap
more than you SOW. Sow an act anu
you reap habit; SOW habit and you
reap habit; sow a habit and you
reap character; SOW character and
you reap destiny.-George ID. Board
man.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
kItooether Too Desirable.

Dobbs-So you're living in the coun-
try, Ell! What kind Of neighbors
have you? Are they desirable? Hobbs
Desirable! Great Scott. we haven't
q thing they don't desire, especially
in the way of gardening implements.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-01-21
AmhiuuoGs.

Maud-What kind Of a man did Car
oline marry? Beatrix-The kind who
can come home from Europe with
money in his pocket.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-01-02

LOCAL NEWS NOTES

Joe Sern is. spending the holi-
day sen Jon with his parents, Mr.,
and Mrs A. Stern. \, &
Stephan BNnishy is down from
Calgary fbf ~ weeks visit with
friends and relatives.
Prof. d lrs: King Of James,
town afaiests at the Yates
home d. Is vacation.
WhyNnt Int your land with
Louis Fligelsnan and let him sell
It for you Adv.
Mr.. and Hrs. David Purdon en-
tertained q few friends at a six
lo'clock New Year dinner.
The .Woman's Literary club
will meet at the home of Mrs.
Jones Friday afternoon, January
10th.
have = good leather couch
almost new-at q bargain. j. r.
Molloy. Adv.
Mrs. Lillian Hatch entertained
a number OF her young lady
friends at dinner New Years
night.
Heated Ind furnished rooms
for rent. inquire at 903 Third st
north.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-01-02

Happy New Year. ss
Time to turn over q new lett.
Father Bulata Of Kent was in
the city Tuesday. s.s.
Dan Oslund and wife were up
froNs 1aeGs.s on the, lit. ,,ss,.
NEsS ebbins of EidgerwoQa
was III tKs city on New Years days
New springs and mattresses at
bargain nytces. J. 3R. Molloy. Al.
Leslie Ehrdon has been visiting
relativea Lisbon fora few days
Mr.. an Mrs. Hill are expected
home from Michigan next Satur-
day. Ky .g
Mr.. Schuman came down from
the A. G. to attend the Firemen's
dance. Nh. sj
Y havasa bargain I'm q good
range. ]. R. Molloy. Adv.
Frances Lauder and Eva Shea
spent New Years visiting friends
in Fargo. 81 {.
Mr.. Andrew Purdon OF Alex
andria, Mimi, is visiting rela-
tives in the city.
oYsT1Ro. See Giles q Hank
ms when in need of fresh oys-
ters. ADV.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-01-02

N. p. Nelson, one Of Fair
mounts old and substantial citi-
zens was transacting business in
the county seat Monday. Mr.. Mel
son is a candidate for postmaster
and we understand that many OF
the democrats Of that community
woul like to see him land it.
DR.. Fitzgerald has moved his
Office to the rooms formerly occu-
pied by the Booster club over
Aausken's store. Adv. s.
p How can one tell when the
iron is hot enough for ironingf
1t depends upon the fabric to be
ironed. Linens and cottons
should be ironed with a hot iron.
Woolens and silk should be IRON
ed with a moderately hot iron.
To tell when an ironi is hot enough
test it upon a rumple piece Of
newspaper. If it smooths the pa
per without scorching it it is
hot enough for cotton or linen.
When the iron is too cool for
ironing linens and cottons we'll,
it is about right for ironing the
woolens and silks.
When in need Of anything in
the Watkins line, call at % So.
Second street, Wahpeton, where
your wants will be attended to.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-01-02

Fargo is expecting two large
implement houses to establish
branches there this coming
spying.
New Rockford and Jamestown
are both after the Methodist hos
rpitale that is to be- established in
this state.
Pres. Smith attended q Masonic
meeting at Lidgerwood last week.
Mrs, Smith accompanied her hus-
bend ahe trik . ].
The0. Jurgsns and wife s.and
daughter, Grace, leave today for
Florida where they will spend the
balance of the winter. ~ @
Some new bedsteads, springs
and mattresses at j. R. Moiloy's
Adv. +.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Huppel-
er entertained at q family reup-
ion dinner Christmas day. Plates
were laid for thirty.
Rev. Dahl will hold services in
English next Sunday, January s
at 1880 q. M, at the Methods!
church. All are welcome.
], I have a few Misses and child
fen's coats that l am selling a,
greatly reduced prices. Mrs. Du-
gar. Adv.
The two Misses Brown, nieces
of Mr.. and Mrs. G. L. Harris, will
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-01-02

Gilbert Johnson and Mrs. Potter
Mrs., Schnler's home, corner Of
Pembina avenue and Sixth st.
MgssAnd Mrs. Smith will enter
tain q Number ofyoung ladies on
next Friday night. They are the
former s. s. s. students who are
attending other schools or teach
ingfanGsare home for the holiday
Mrs. Carter and children ar
rivedHsaah from 4 Elnsida last
Monday: They went to' Florida to
spend Christmas with Mr.. Carter
and Earl. While they were in
Florida Mr.. Carter was called to
California on account of the SER
iouss illness Of his mother.
I$have "a number of good sec.
ond hand heating stoves that
will sell alta very low price. They
must be sold. J. r.. Molloy. Adv
Fred Theede brot his wife
down from their Canada home
for meical treatment. She un-
derwent a noperation at the o.
Brien hospital last Monday and
tft gAt3Dhg along nicely. Mr.. and
MrsE Theede were old residents
Of Richland county but for the
last four or five years have made
their home north of Moose Jaw
on a claim.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-01-02

leave in q few days for Mayville
where they, will attend the nor
NAL.
Miss Ena Soaring has resigned
her position as teacher in the Wa
dena schools and will teach in
the Breckenridge schools the re-
mainder Of the year.
"A special sale begins on Sat-
urday, January a.. at Mrs. Du-
gar's on muslin and knit under
wear. Ajaxsss; ssss 3.
Mrs. Everdell and sdSughte,,
Lucille, of Crokscton are spending
their holiday vacation with Mrs.
Dugar. Mrs. Everdell is q teach
er in the Normal department OF
the Crookston schools.
Services will. be held in the
Episcopal church next Sunday
January 5th) as follows: Morn
ing prayer and sermon at 1880
a. M, and bible study class al
1880 a. m.
Mrs. Mikkelson entertained al
her home last Friday afternoon
A special sale price is given
on all laces and embroideries al
Mrs. Dugar's. Adv. a
The ladies aid society of the
Congregational church will be
entertained next Wednesday, Jan
g., by Mrs. George Schiller, Mrs
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30

The lure of the West for
Neshoba county farmers is
growing beautifully less
every year. The cheap ex-
cursion rates and the tales
OF the enterprising press
agent has carried many a
person west to find condi-
tions not so favorable as he
left behind. A complete cure
for this longing might be
found in reading the news
dispatches d telling of the
freezing of thousands of cat
tie and the great hardships
undergone as the result of
the extreme weather condi-
tions, while here it has been
springlike all the winter sea-
son.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30


me llS''u no" "aS'''S oe-
tween Tue governor ana
state boaro o' 1pS'i.ll' asl"e
rom u''e i''e'''S u '''e o'iie'
e"ce tha6 mas arisen does
hoC oone wen lor We coii-
ooc'iHG ol 0ne Ileal,h oepaf'
menu on o''e h'S" pl'he oi''''
1t Sho"l' oe. rive o' Tue :
n'eInherS ol 'Iie S'a'e ooaro
came ouO III d Aoa' 'e'l'e''' III
Nnlcn IL is '''o'o'a'e" Una I
l'ce''SN 10 'rac''cV '''e'''''''e
were ISSUED u" Dr' hooe'soil
OF Lunar county III SP''e Vi
''le laco 1''V ''eceNS"'S : '''e
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30
Tariff Hearings

Tariff hearings are now
rapidly progressing before
the Ways and Means Com
mittee. Hon Oscar w. In
derwood, of Ala, chairmen
of this committe announces
that the hearings will termi-
nate on Jan. 81, and then
the committee will settle
down to prepare the bill
which will be presented to
Congress on the assembling
of the extra session which it
is understood will be called
by Prsident Wilson probably
about the middle of March.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30
The Protective Fiumbug

The Protective Humbug
1t has been proven that
there is practically 40 indus
try III this country that real
ly needs the benefit Of u pro
tective tariff as those who
are claiming for the benefits
for protection are selling
their goods in the foreign
countries where Of course
they have to compete with
the foreign manufacturer,
and ii they can pay the freight
across the ocean, and meet
the foreigner and unaersell
him on his own grown, he
certainly needs no noprotection
in competing with the for
elgner 1T home. The Demo
Gratis are going to end the
humbugery of protection
and it is regretted that the
necessity for revenue with
which to run the government
will not permit u lower re-
duction in the tariff than is
contemplated.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30

An exchange remarks that
it is a curisous thing how a
woman can beperfectly COM
Portable in kid slippers and
spiderweb stockings if she
only has a nice warm muff.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30

One wonders why Col.
Roosevelt did not think of
placing the office of president
under civil service rules while
he held it.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30

If Luther Burbank can
bring out the cryless baby,
be will do more to abolish
race suicide than all the
mothers clubs in the world.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30

1t must be sad to the En-
press companies to read
where so many millions of
parcels are being sent by
mail each week.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30

The prosperous conditions
OF the banks of the state as
shown by their annual meet
tlngs, is a good index to the
general prosperous condi-
tion of the state.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1913-01-30

The inaugural ball has
been cut out of the program
for the March 4th festivities.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-07-15
TO SHIP 3oO CARS OF PEACHES.

Prescott, July Manifestations point to a crop of not less than 300 cars of Elberta peaches at the famous Bert Johnson orchards at Highland, north west of here. The prices this season are exceptionally good, as the general peach crop in the country is far be- low normal Over 600 carloads were shipped from these orchards last sea- son, yet it is claimed that the 300 cars did last year. Three carloads of ex- pert packers from Florida passed through Prescott today on their way to the orchards and shipping will be- gin next week, and it is estimated that an average of thirty cars per day will be shipped during the next three weeks. The Johnson orchard has the reputation of furnishing the fanciest
 peaches that reach the Eastern mar ket. Hardee 6 Mcfarland, of Miami
 Fla, are handling the crop, and they
 state that the peaches at Highland
 are far above the average. According to conservative estimates not less than 135 ,000 crates will be shipped and that the price will not fall short of $500,- 900,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-07-15
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE.
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-MAR-NOT durable floor varn. ish. Sold by Claud Clegg and Co. u Why drink an imitation when you can get the Genuine Coca Cola for the same price. s&t tf
 Mrs. Fay Whelaa who has been very sick for several weeks is rapid ly iproving.
 The Commercial College offers special rates for fifteen days. Courses in stenography, bookkeeping. penman- ship and office training. 6-S I'm
 Join the Hoosier Club, $1.0O cash and $1.0O week. Reap & Crawford Furniture Co. If Price does not determine quality, cut at the same time SNOW FLAKE flour is high quality. If
 A fine girl arrived at the home of MT. and Mrs. Leslie McCool, Twelfth avenue and Alabama street, Sunday.
 A car of Quick Meal gas stoves and ranges, both in iron and enamel ed -enameled in different colors- they will last almost natural life Fox Bros. Hardware Co. 6-5 I'm
 Fred Heath, pressman at the Graphic office. who recently under went an operation at the Davis Hos pitai, for appendicitis, has recovered sufficiently to be out.
 Mrs. Stella B. Ragan. formerly at Sixth and Main has moved to 1405 South Main street. where she will be pleased to serve her many friends and patrons as before. Telephone 2053
 7-8 6t
 7Mr and Mrs. c. A. Barnes, ac. coppanied by Miss Myrtle Wick Zack Tankersley and c. c. Heald made a trip to Little Rock Sunday ir their automobile They report a pleas ant trip and the roadg~inF condition.
 John Wilson has been named sue. cessor to s. Sorenkon. who resigned his position recently with. the Ark ansas short Leaf Lumber Company, o1 this, city, and who will leave shortly for Lacrosse. Wis, where he will re side. l..s. sa;'
 1.-Two citizens it who reside beyond the bayou on East Second avenue called at this office last night and asked that their appreciation of thu s goods work done by. Mayor Bloom or thei'straeeet and ''ssidewalks near thu bayou be recorded, They say that al the eitizeas Ipf that neighborhood art vety lappEe9se9llatlye 9l eef of this improvement and: desire to extend their thanks t those who brought about the gooe work. ! q