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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves. They i~nvigorate instead of weaken;
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing it: they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
II. Price rs cents. All Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
Ham and Eoos.

Calhoun Clay says: "Dar am a non
breakable relationship betwixt de cul'
lud race an turkey, the eason bein'
dat de cullud race is descended from
Ham, while turkey comes from eggs
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
society people Classified.

Storekeeper-"They are society
poole. They belong to our first and
last families" Customer-"You mean
first families" Storekeeper-"No;
first and last. First to ask credit and
last to pay.p--Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
som.tImes Thew Are Riqht.

Many a good wife is firmly con-
WINGED that her husband doesn't har-
monize with anything in the house ex-
cept the nutmeg grater.-Chicago
News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
Had 4 Good drake,

One of the latest novels says: HE
stopped a little and printed a round
dozen of swift kisses on her sur
prlsed lips" Evidently a job print
er.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
CONSTIPATION

Munyon's Paw-P av
Pills are unlike all 9TH
er laxatives or csthar-
Tics They coax the
liver into activity by
gentle methods, they
do not scour; they do
not gripe; they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secretions
of the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

A man should never be ashamed to
own he has been in the wrong,
which is but saying, in other words,
that he is wiser today than he was
yesterday.-Pope.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

1--WE a ktchenette in my fat
What's the feature Of yours, Jones7'
"a ccllarette. And OF your, SMITH
"I've got a suffragette In mine"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
Not Informed.

What do you think of the war;"
What WARP"
"The war in Tripoli."
~ really can't say. ! haven't seen
any of the films"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
Good HousehoId Cleaner.

Vinegar Is an excellent cleanser To-
nickel and mica and for brass II a IN.
tie salt be added " Il
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Constipation causes and seriously aggra-
vates many diseases. IL Is thoroughly cured
by DIR. Plerce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated
Rranules. Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
AZ was shown.

Mrs. Jimlee-"one thing ! do Is to
teach my children etiquette" Mrs.
Knox-"Yes: your Jimmy just bit my
waldo very politely with a club"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
cauatIo.

what a lot OF style the Browns are
putting on!" Eyes; and what q lot
of creditors they are putting off,
Tlt-Bits.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Some Measure Of Love important.
It is best to love wisely, no doubt;
not to be able to love ut all.-Thack.
cray.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
~teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma
tion, allays pain, cures wine collie Csc a bottle .AA
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
nrandmother,s Rellefa.

Nearly every grandmother bellows
q trained nurse is overestimateds-
Atchison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
VERY FALSE.

II you would strike a man favorably
never hit him in the vicinity Of tho
pocketbook.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

one size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, the Antiseptic powder to be shaken in
to the shoes, 1t makes tight or new shoes
feel easy. Gives rest and comfort. Refuse
substitutes. For FREE trial package, ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y. Adv
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

PILES CURED IN Q TO II DAYS
Your druggist will refund money IL PAZ0 INT
MENT falls 10 cure any case OF Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or ProtrudingP Piles In 10 II days. Zoo
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

II isn't half as far from virtue L
vice as II is from vice to virtue.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Pay compliments If you will, bu.
! pay your bills first.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Distance never lends enchantmeut
10 the Office seekers view.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
Pasture Feed for Hogs
Good Forage Reduces Grain Required for 100 Gain
Thirty Per Cent-Alfalfa Is Considered the Best

l A Weaver In.nuer in Anin.l Hu.b.ndy IN &s Unfwuiy q MAsoad
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
HOW TO BUILD A HOTBED
BEST WAY TO INSURE PLENTY
OF HEAT AND LIGHT.
By C. {. Brashear, College of Agri-
culture, University of
Missouri.

The most important things in the
successful use of a hotbed, so far as
construction As concerned, are: First,
the proper preparation Of the manure,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Write for book saving young chicks. Send US
names Of friends that use incubators and get
book free. Raisall Remedy Co., Blackwell Okla.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

LEWIS Single Binder straight SC cigar
You pay 10c for cigars not so good. Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Any man who shaves himself is apt
to cut his best friend.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
Prospective Customer.

Small Girl-Teacher, did you say the
Lord makes babies, too?
Sunday School Teacher-Yes, in
deed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

The NOR a man knows the easier
it is to keep his face shut.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Some people are as unpopular as q
last years popular song.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27
Imnortanr 10 Mothers
Bears the

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Only One "BROMO QUININE'
That is LAXATIVE BRoMO QUININH. Look
for the signature of ID W. GROVE. Cures q Cold
in One Day, Cures Grip In Two Days. &c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Doodore of this paper desiring to buy
ANSAuSAo anything advertised in its col
umns should insist upon having what they
ask for, refusing all substitutes or limitations
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-02-27

Small Girl-About how much does
he charge for one, cause l want a
baby brother awful bad.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30

back into style is a surprising declar-
alton. 1t is made, nevertheless, by
Sales Manager Benson. of the Stude-
baker corporation. who bases his pre-
diction on the fact that, in no other
way can n prospective buyer be
brought to realize the paramount ad-
vantage OF light, efficient six -cylin-
der motor car of the type which Is GER
tain to play so important u part In
the 1914 motoring plans OF so many
families.
All Studehaker dealers have been no.
tified that, In Mr.. Benson's belief they
must be prepared to give and encourage
demonstrations on the Studebaker
six" especially to prospective buyers
who may be considering the purchase
Of any other high powered car. Mr..
Benson declares that. while motorists
generally are familiar with the six
cylinder idea in a theoretical way
many of them have come to regard the
six" proposition as one associted only
with wealth and luxury.
ITO attract such mans attention
to our "Six" by it's actual performance
he says, lis the only way OF bringing
home to him the practical advantages
Of smoothness, freedom from vibra'
ton, reserve power. fexibility without
| gear changes and other characteristics
in which 1t Is 80 noticeably superior.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30
EUROPE BUILDING
SMALL 6-CYL|NOERS
QUESTION OF ATTITUDE OF OLD
COUNTRY DISCUSSED
FULLY. ---------

Every motor car, and every prospec-
tive buyer OF motor car says Mr..
Miller, the local Hudson distributor,
should seek to obtain thoroughly
accurate and truthful view of the au-
tomobile situation. To allow his mind
TO be biased by men selfshly interested
In some special type of car Is not only
foolish. but II Is going to cost him
actual cold hard dollars.
The future value OF a mans motor
car is something that Is quite beyond
his control in many essentials. man
might own the best two-cylinder car
ever built. He might have paid s2,
900 for II. Yet today it's value Is lit
tie more than that of old iron. Some
mon are permitting themselves to be
led away by statements of Interested
saleamen In regard to the attitude of
European makers, and buyers on the
six cylinder car. Now the truth Is
good enough on this. II Europe has
discarded skies. as Is claimed, 1t surely
should be known. II, on the other hand
they endorse the six. and are building
this type Of car. this also should be
known. Conditions in Europe are quite
different from those In America, Roads
IN Europe also favor a lower powered
machine Cost of fuel makes impera-
tive an engine that Is most economical
on gasoline Yet the Autoear. lead
ing London motor car publication, in
recent issue. says. "It is obvious that
the conditions imposed by popular de-
nand are best met by six cylinder
engine, because it's superior torque
/ lends itself to. top gear running. and
its well-nish perfect balance makes
/ II possible to run the engine at high
speeds such & are necessitated by low
! gears on the level without vibration
( or noise. The four cylinder engine can
not complete with the SIX either in
torQue at low speed or in smoothness oil
running at any engine speeds,
on the fuel question note the follow
ing: THE fact that the small six should
be used in so keen q contest as the
Grand Prix, and, moreover. in Crane
Prix with Il fuel limit, is an evidence
that IL is no longer restricted to it,
old held OF work. in which smoothness
Of running In big engines was tho MAR
consideration. We are not given Il
prophesy. yet the fact remains that nj
OF the Indications at present point to-
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30

promises to require a lot of his time
His excellent batting and aggressive
ness would make q pennant winner
out OF the Quakers, who could more
than afford to swap Mike Doolan for
him. The Brooklyn team could also
use him because Of there being no
shortstop on that club at present. but
Joe doesn't want to consider either OF
these.
Evers intends to take some steps
looking toward the return Of his for
mer partner. Personal feelings be-
tween the pair OF experts have not al
ways been of the best, but differences
were practically buried last summer.
The Trojan thinks that with Tinker
back in the Cub line-up he could win
a pennant. Nothing can be done i'm
mediately, as President Murphy II
abroad and Evers doesn't know
where to address him.
In the event Of the Cubs making an
effort to land Tinker, II is a question
as to who they might offer. The Reds
need a catcher and with Tinker gone
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30
JOE TINKER MAY
| Be TRADED TO CUBS
RETURN OF DEPOSED PILOT
WOULD BE WELCOMED BY
JOHNNY EvERs.

CHICAGO, Nov. 2e.--Joe Tinker
may play shortstop for the Cubs next
season. This was the drift of dope
following the announcement yesterday
that Tinker had been relieved OF his
managerial duties at Cincinnati.
While It WHY take time. and plenty
Of IL. before Tinker can be snapped
back to the West siders. the parties
most vitality concerned are already
willing. No sooner was the outing OF
the Red manager announced than
John Evers. the club pilot, began to
dream OF new shortstop. and at the
mitted that he would rather come
back to Chicago than 60 elsewhere on
the National league circuit.
Tinker received official notice of his
turning out, the sad tidings coming in
letter from President Hermann, OF
the Cincinnati club. The missive con-
tanned only the statement given out
by the directors Appended were few
words OF regret, OF which Hermann
was the author.
There was no word indicating what
action the club intends to take on the
case. Joe says he will have to wait
results, but Is hoping that Hermann
will consult him before making any
trade. The Eastern clubs had better
stay away from u trade for the star
shortstop Is indicated by a warning
handed out last night by Joe himself
Tinker will not play with the Philiiea
or Brooklyn, although he has plenty
| OF time to change his mind between
now and April l4th.
Tinker's anxiety to return to Chi
| cago Is occaSioned by his being inter
ested In . plating business that
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30

would require q shortstcp. although
Berghammer promises to develop into
q regular. RED" Corriden and Roger
Bresnahan are the logical men. tho
latter especially 10 because he might
be considered q candidate for tho
managers Job.
II might be that Tinker will quit
the orranixed game. He said yoster-
day that he would entertain PROPOSE
ton from tho Federal lea2uers. TO
his way Of thinking he Will b n 70
play only few more years % can
tax q chance outside the fold. This
isn't probable. however.
Charley williams and Morecal
Brown returned from their hunting
expedition yesterday Tho notabies.
with their wives, spent . couple OK
weeks at Wiiliams' camp In Michigan.
Brownie said that he had received no
direct offer to manage the local Fed
eral league team. He II not sure
about next season. but probably viii
be back with the Reds.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30
MOTOR VEHICLES
CREATE BUSINESS
NEW UNDERTAKINGS FLOURISH
ING TODAY BECAUSE
or THEM.

The motor driven vehicle. In addi-
ton to changing present day lie IN
the social and economical aspect has
created new business, new industries
and new enterprises. There are sew
eral undertakings hourishtng today
that ten years ago were unknown,
"One Of the curious effects the au-
+orrohtle delivery car has exerted.' com
rnented w. 4. Petit of the Commerce
Motor Car company OF Detroit. rs the
revolution Of the method Of solving
the package delivery problems. more
especially those OF the department
stores and other retail establishments
ten years age merchant had to main
tain one or more horse-drswn vehicles
and include all the details of such
department. Today he frequently has
neither his own horse-drawn wagons
nor feet OF motor deliveries. He con-
tracts with n firm TO take over his en-
tire delivery If packages and II Is the
contractor who maintains the delivery
cara.
TT is the light motor truck. like
the Commerce Car. that has developed
this new speciality Of package delivery,
for urhen and suburban expresaage
The economy speed and reliability of
these cars make business OF this kind
appealing TO Some men because the
merchant can rid himself of the work
and worry Of "a delivery department and
at the same time secure economical
md efficient service
The trend toward package delivery
contracting has frequently been
brought 10 our attention OF late by the
Inquiries We have received from such
companies concerning our own Com
nerce ear. The car, moreover. is used
widely for Just such service. our sue
seas in this line lis due to the fact
that we have spent three years de
veloping light truck for this work
the problems and necessities being
quite different from those of the pleas
ure car.
a Commerce car, which is rated a
|, 0e0 pounds. with rs per cent over
load, can make about 225 package de
ltverles in day. One Of the rea
sons why firms specializing Ia Thu
delivery business are developing sue
rassfully is because they get result
~ systematixing the routing. ner
rhant may have 500 deliveries in
week, too few TO warrant the malnten
ance OF his own outfit, Another ma,
have only 900. BY CAREFUL routing tn
deliveries Of these two stores the con
tractor who gets the Job is able I
give a speedy service at figure tina
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30
SEES A REVIVAL
IN DEMONSTRATION
n. HENSON, sTUDEBAKER SALES
MANAGER, PREDICTS A FEA-
TURE OF 1914.

Tn the early days OF the automobile
industry, few sales approached the
oheckbook stage until the prospective
buyer had been given ride and nao
been laboriously shown that the car In
question would really run. These de-
monstrations were often long, syste-
,natic affairs and included comparative
showings of several different cars
BUYING an automobile in those days
was an undertaking to which pur-
chaser and salesman devoted much
time and thought.
OF more recent years, the demonstra'
ton has played steadily less impor-
tant part. Men have learned that any
standard car will run; they know from
ueighbors the characteristics OF the
various makes More often than not
the buyer picks car from his know
| ledge Of the permanence OF Its manu-
faeturer or the service he knows no
can expect from well established
dealer. Unusually he is so familiar
with the car Itself that salesroom ex-
animation lis sufficient TO satisfy him
That the demonstration Ia coming
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30

ward a wider use OF the six-cSiihoe'
engine than ever before. as 1t appears
probably that IT will be made In sun
SIN aller sizes, and eventually take th'
pIaca OF the four-cylinder engine Tor
comparatively small cars,
This authoritative. and very POSITIVE
statement on the part OF a leading aho
thoroughly reliable automobiie 'ourna'
should go far towards setthns tue auo'.
ton of Europe's atutuoe
six-cylinder car.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30

is not only profitable to him. but OF
distinct advantage To the merchant
Thus the business has developed and
It's possibilities are unlimited
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-11-30
ANTIQUE FURNITURE
or Evey Description.
FINE MAHOGANY.
Biggs Antique Co., Inc.
RICHMOND, VA.
IMPROVED TRAIN SERVICE
Via

sEABOARD AIR LINE RAILWAY
Effective November 30th, local train
will be inaugurated. leaving Richmond
for local points South. $50 y. NJ. ar
irving Richmond. $3.50 A. NJ.
All through Seaboard trains have en-
tire steel equipment. including latest
improved steel dining cars
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1913-04-07
SOCIAL And
PERSONAL NEWS

Mrs. David L. Gillespie Of Pitts
burg, Pa. leaves on Monday after a
weeks visit with Mr. and Mrs. Fred
erick Darlington. Her,daughter. Miss
Mabel Darlington will come for the
wedding OF Miss Jean Reybold and
Francis Breese Davis. April 16 and
in June, Mrs and Miss Gillespie will
sail for Europe
Mrs. William W Pussy Of New
York city is a guest of Or. and Mrs.
Horace Belts.
Miss Bertha Harlan returned Fri
day from a week i'm New York city
and Troy. n. Y. where she was at
tending Mortified League meetings.
She was a guest at luncheon given
by the New York League Thursday.
DR.. Ii Blu Gu Of Foo Chow, China. is
a weekend guest Of Mrs. William
NJ Field at Kentmere. DR. Gu has
been spending the winter studying
surgery at Johns Hopkins University,
and she sails on April 10 from San
Francisco to resume her work in the
Methodist Hospital at Foo Chow
Mrs. A. r. Clay OF Philadelphia is
weekend guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
Frederick Bringhurst.
Gilbert Maloney was a recent guest
of friends at Perryville.
Mrs. A. II. Owens and daughter,
Madeline, Of Perryville. have been
spending some time with Friends in
this city.
Miss Helen DUNLAP was a recent
guest Of Miss Mary Blackway of Gee
ilton.
Nriec r,,,,,o viola ratbnr Of Port
Deposit. Md. has been spending sew
oral days with relatives in this city.
Mrs Mary f. Tull and Miss Mamie
L. Ellis have returned to Elxton AT.
ter visit to Wilmington friends.
Miss Victoria lamar OF Elkton, Md,
has been visiting Mrs. John f. Por-
ter.
Mr. and Mrs. Jerome b. Bell and
| Mr.. and Mrs IT, H. Ward spent the
weekend at Atlantic City.
Mrs II. T. Shut and son are at
Atlantic City. Mr.. Shut spent por-
lions of Friday and Saturday there
but returned to Philadelphia Satur-
day
Mr. and Mrs. A. d. Warner are at
Atlantic City.
Miss Margaret Loweth and Miss
Mary Loweth. Of HYDE Park, Chicago
have been the guests of Mr. and Mrs
William IT, Morris for a week. They
have been pleasantly entertained
while in this city.
The Misses Neese have been visit
ing their sister. Mrs. Noble FARRELL
OF Goldsboro. Md
K Finkelstein. of Greensboro, Md.
has been spending several days with
! friends In this city.
II. p. White was a recent guest Of
! friends at Rehoboth.
Miss Sarah Hankin is spending z
few weeks with her sister at Lewes
Harry Dadson has been visiting
/ friends at Lewes this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Hopes and
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1913-04-07
pAYIs.REYROLD WEDDING.

One of the interesting April we'd
dings will be that Of Miss Jean Arm
strong and Francis Breess Davis,
which will take place in Trinity
Episcopal Church on Wednesday
evening. The bride Will be given in
marriage by her father. and will be
attended by Mrs. Franklin Bethel, Of
scarsdale, n. ", as matron of honor
The bridesmaids will be Miss Mildred
Taylor, Miss Alice Belts. Miss Anna
Hatton and Miss Mildred Hopes.
The best man will be Trowbridge
Marsdaen. OF Brooklyn, and the ush-
ers will be Ralph Bailey, G. Dare
Hopkins, Stafford Higgins, Of Phiis-
dolphia; Frank Law OF Scranton. and
Walter Laird, of this city. A recep-
tion viii follow at the home of the
brides parents No 1918 Delaware
avenue