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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
B0ILS D!SFlGURED FACE

26S Monroe ST., Brooklyn, N. VI
contracted a severe case of boils early
In the spring. and after finding home
remedies unsuccessful. l consulted my
physician. Before doing so ! was dis.
figured horribly with large boils n the
face. The trouble began In the form OF
small boils. gradually becoming larger,
and my physician said they were
caused by bad blood. asked him IL he
could prescribe anything which could
remove the trouble on my face. He
recommended Cuticura Soap to be
used when washing and 10 apply
Cuticura Ointment at night before re-
firing. After using Cuticura Soap and
Ointment two weeks, the boils were
entirely gone and my face healthy and
clear" (Signed) Benz. II. Jacobs. Nov
Is. 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free. with 32.p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuucura. Dept l.. Boston
Adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
FAITHFUL DOG Is PUNISHED
lashed for Barking While Burglars
Were Robbing His Masters
Cafe in New York.

Aaron Silverman's brindle bulldos
Spot is the only living creature around
Silverman cafe at l4l West Twenty
seventh street that is in any condi
tion 10 smile. but Spot is physically
too sore TO smile.
Some time after midnight the bark
Ing OF Spot awakened the Silverman
family In their rooms above the sa'
loon. Silverman thereupon arose, got
trunk strap and walloped poor old
Spot into silence and went back to
bed.
When Silverman went behind the
bar about $50 he found that burglars
who doubtless had started Spots un'
precedented barking had ripped open
the cash register and taken $50 and a
ring from it. and then had attacked
the safe and got away with one dia'
mond ring worth 1925, two more worth
500 each, s75 watch. a lavalliere
worth s75, a s45 locket and chain and
four Russian gold pieces worth about
$lO.-New York Sun.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
Pre-Glaelai Man.

The "pre-boulder clay man" found
under the sheet OF red crag formation
OF Suffolk, near Ipswich. in England.
though tall and we'll shaped - the
modern Engllshmsn. resembles the
ape-like Neanderthal man Of later
sge in the very fat and broad pos
terror part OF the skull. He exhibits
one peculiarly not found in any other
fossil man Of queerly shaped leg
bones-the ubla and fibula. The re-
port in the London Times says their
significance rs as yet inexplicable;
they probably depend on the manner
in which the legs were used In walk
ing"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
CHAPTER XXI.
In the Smoking Room.

Wellington's divorce breakfast re-
minded Ashton OF a story Ashton was
one of the great That-Reminds-Me
family. Perhaps II was to the credit
of the Englishman that he missed the
point of this story, even though Jim
mie Wellington saw It through his fog,
and DR.. Temple turned red and buried
his eyes In the eminently respectable
pages OF the Scientific American.
Ashton and Wellington and Fosdick
exchanged winks over the Britisher's
stare OF incomprehension, and Ashton
explained II TO him again in words of
one syllable, with signboards at all
the different spots.
Finally a gleam OF understanding
broke over Wedgewood's face and he
tried TO justify his delay
"Oh. yes, OF cawse see It now. Yes,
| rather fancy get you. It's awfully
good, isn't It? think I should have
got It before but I'm not really my
self; for two mawnings / haven't had
my tub"
Wellington shook with laughter: "If
you're like this now. what will you be
when you get 10 Sin san frasco-I
mean Frinsansisco-well, you know
what | mean"
Ashton reached round for the cleo
tric button as II he were conferring a
favor: The drinks are on you,
Wedgewood. I'll ring" And he rang.
"Awflly kind Of you," said Wedge
wood. but how do you make that
out?"
The man that misses the point.
pays for the drinks" And he rang
again. Wellington protested.
But I've jolly well paid for all the
drinks for two days"
Wellington roared: That's another
point you've missed" And Ashton
rang again. but the pale yellow indl.
vidual who had always answered the
bell with alacrity did not appear.
where's that internal buffet waiter?"
grumbled.
wedgewood began 10 litter we
were out OF Scotch. so sent him for
some more
"When7"
Two stations back. fancy we
must have left him behind"
We'll. why IN thunder didn't you
say so?" Ashton roared.
1T quite escaped my mind" Wedge
wood grinned Rather good Joke on
you fellows, vhat7"
We'll, don't see the point" Ash.
ton grovled. but the triumphant Eng.
llshman hovled: That's where you
payl"
WedRevood had his laugh TO him
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
Copyright, isiI, by h. X ny Co
SYNOPSIS.

Lieut. Harry Mallory is ordered 10 the
philippines. He and Marjorie Newton
decide 10 elope, but wreck OF taxicab pre-
vents their seeing minister on the way 10
the train. Transcontinental train IS TAX
Ing on passengers. Porter has lively
time with an Englishman and Ira Lath-
rop, Yankee business man. The elopers
have an exciting time getting 10 the
train. Little Jimmie" Wellington, bound
for Reno 10 get a divorce, boards train
IN maudlin condition. Later Mrs. Jimmie
appears. She is also bound for Reno with
same object Likewise Mrs. Sammy Whit
comb Latter blames Mrs. Jimmie for
her marital troubles Classmates OF NAL
lory decorate bridal berth Rev. and Mrs.
Temple start on a vacation. They decide
10 cut loose and Temple removes evidence
OF his calling. Marjorie decides 10 let
Mallory proceed alone. but train starts
while they are lost In farewell. Passen-
gers Join Mallorys classmates In giving
tracted. Ira Lathrop. woman-hatlng
bachelor, discovers an old sweetheart,
Anne Cattle. a fellow passenger NAL
lory vainly hunts for n preacher among
the passengers. Mrs. wellington hears
Little Jimmie's voice Later she meets
Mrs. Whtcomb. Mallory reports TO Mar
jorie his failure 10 And a preacher. They
decide TO pretend a quarrel and Mallory
finds q vacant berth. Mrs. Jimmie discoV-
ers Wellington on the train Mallory
again makes an unsuccessful hunt Tor a
preacher DR. Temple poses as physi-
clan Mrs. Temple is induced by Mrs:
Wellington to smoke cigar. sight OF
preacher on a station platform raises
Mallory's hopes. but he takes another
train. Missing hand baggage compels the
couple TO borrow from passengers.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
London as a Frenehman Sees u.

The little French boy has every op
portunity OF getting an engaging idea
OF London. In a recent volume OF
French and general geography. which
has run into several editions. the com.
piler gives An English reading from
the works OF NJ. Enault, whoever he
may be And the little French boy Is
told concerning the London OF this
century that there are in the best
parts OF our unhappy city whole
streets formed Of dens dug out OF the
soil. which itself was only a mass OF
rubbish" And again: "A little further
on, bands OF half-starved men without
fire or shelter take refuge in gypsy
vans, which vans are buried up 10 the
aXletree in mud" People also sleep
In wheelless cabs. for which they pay
a rent OF 12h cents a week. We Lon.
doners should not have known any.
thing about this II NJ Enault had not
told usl-London Chronicle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
New York's New Postoffice

New York's new s6,00O,O00 post
office building, massive pile OF pink
granite five stories in height and two
blocks long, facing the rear OF the
Pennsylvania station, is the greatest
building of its kind In the world.
From the curb TO the topmost piece
Of granite is l01 feet. There are 1885,
300 cubic feet of granite, $4,000 tons
Of steel, 100000 bricks and 100000
square feet Of glass in the building.
The main corridor, corresponding in
length 10 the outside colonnade, is a
combination OF bun marble, white
plaster and glass, two stories high, 2y
.eet wide and $50 feet long. There
are 100000 square feet OF working
,pace withing the building. Popular
Mechanics.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20

He guided Wellington with difficulty
TO the observation room and. finding
Mrs. Wellington at the desk as usual.
he began: "Oh. Mrs. Wellington. may
introduce you 20 your husband"
Mrs. Wellington rose haughtily,
caught a sight OF her suffering consort
and ran TO him with a cry OF Jim
mie!"
"Lucretia!"
What's happened-are you killed."
I'm far from we'll. But don't wor-
ry. My life insurance is paid up"
"Oh. my poor little darling" Mrs.
Jimmie futtered, What on earth ails
your She turned 10 the doctor. lis
he going TO die?"
Il think not" said the doctor. IT'S
only a bad case OF cinder-in-the-eye-
It's"
Thus reassured, Mrs. Wellington
went into the patients eye with her
handkerchief. is that the eye" she
asked.
moi" he howled, "the other one"
She went into that and came out
with the cinder
There! It's just a tiny speck."
Wellington regarded the mote with
amazement. rs that all? II felt as II
/ had Pixies Peak in my eye" Then
he waxed tender. "Oh, Lucretia. how
can ! ever"
But she drew away with a disdain-
tul: Give me back my hand. please"
Now, Lucretia." he protested.
don't you think you're carrying this
pretty far?"
only as far as Reno" she answered
grimly, which stung him TO retort:
| You'd better take the beam out Of
your own eye, now that you've taken
the cinder out of mine," but she, not
ing that they were the center OF inter
est, observed: "All the passengers are
enjoying this. my dear. You'd better
go back to the cafe"
Wellington regarded her with a re-
vulsion TO wrath. He thundered at
her: II will go back. but allow me 10
inform you. my dear madam, that I'll
not drink another drop-just to sur
prise you"
Mrs. Wellington shrugged her shoul-
ders at this ancient threat and Jimmie
stumbled back 10 his lair, whittier the
men followed him. Feeling sympathy
In the atmosphere, Little Jimmie felt
impelled TO pour out his grief:
"Jellmen. I'm a brok 'n-heartless
man. Mrs. Well'n'ton is queen
among women, but she has temper OF
| tarant-"
Wedgewood broke in: "T say, old
| boy, you've carried this ballast for
three days now, wherever did you get
| it?"
Wellington drew himself up proud
ly for a moment before he slumped
back into himself We'll, you see,
when / announced to a few friends
that | was about to leave Mrs. Wei
linton forever and that was going
out to-to-you know
Reno. We know. Well?"
We'll. a crowd of my friends got up
a farewell sort Of divorce breakfast
and some Of 'em felt so very sad about
my divorce that they drank little too
much, and the rest of my friends felt
so very glad about my divorce, that
they drank little too much. And, Of
course, | had to join both parties"
And that breakfast" said Ashton,
Tasted till the train started, eh?"
Wellington glowered back triumph
antly. Lasted till the train started! :!
Jellmen, that breakfast is going yeti"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
To Identity the CORPSE.

In the blanks which life insurance
companies provide their medical exam
lners for use in recording the data of
the examination OF the applicant for
insurance, they provide a space for
personal marks which may be used to
Identify the insured after death. A
western company recently received a
report from an examining physician
with the following in the Identification
blank: lie has a strong Cornish ac-
cent. nt."-Lippincotts
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
CHAPTER xxl-(contlnued). =.

The first one they labored at, they
could not bulge after a biceps-break-
ing tug. The second few up with such
ease that they went over backward.
Ashton put his head out and an
nounced that the approaching depot
was labelled Green River" yelling
ton burbled: What a beautiful name
for a shtation."
Ashton announced that there was
something beautifuller still on the
platform-"Oh. a peach!-a nectarine!
and she's getting on this train
Even Doctor Temple declared that
she was a dear lite thing, wasn't
she?
wellington pushed him aside, say
ing: Stand back Doc, and let me
see; l have a keen sense Of beautiful"
BE careful" cried the doctor.
hell fall out OF the window"
Not out Of that window" Ashton
sagely observed, seeing the bulk of
Wellington. AS the train started of
again, Little Jimmie distributed alco-
holic smiles to the Green Riverers on
the platform and called out:
Goodbye, everybody. You're all
abslootly-ow- owl" He clapped his
hand 10 his eye and crawled back into
the car, groaning with pain.
whats the matter?" said Wedge
wood. Got something in your eyer"
No, you blamed fool. I'm trying to
look through my thumb"
Poor fellow!" sympathized Doctor
Temple, "it's a cinder!"
"A cinder! It's at leasht ton of
coal"
II say, old boy. let me have peek"
said Wedgewood, screwing in his mon
ocle and peering into the depths of
Wellington's eye. Il can't see a bally
thing"
"Of course not, with that binder
on" growled the miserable wretch,
weeping in spite of himself and rub
bing his smarting orb.
Don't rub that eye," Ashton coun-
selled, rub the other eye"
It's my eye; I'll rub II IL | want to.
Get me a doctor, somebody. I'm
dying"
Here's Doctor Temple" said Ash
ton, right on the job" Wellington
turned TO the old clergyman with pa
thetic trust, and the deceiver writhed
In his disguise. The best he could
think of was: viii somebody lend
me lead pencil?"
What for7" said Wellington, un-
easily.
Il am going TO roll your upper lid
up on IT," said the Doctor.
"Oh, no, you're not" said the pa
tient. "You can roll your own lids!"
Then the conductor, still another
conductor. wandered on the scene and
asked as II II were not a worldimpor-
tant matter: What's the matter
pick up a cinder?"
YES. Perhaps you can get # out"
the alleged doctor appealed.
The conductor nodded The best
way is this-take hold OF the wink
ers"
The what7" mumbled Wellington
Grab the winkers OF your upper
eyelid in your right hand"
"Tve got EN-"
Now grab the winkers Of your low
er eyelid in your left hand. Now
raise the right hand. push the under
I'D under the overlid and haul the
overlid over the underlid; when you
have the overlid well over the un-
der"
Wellington waved him away: Say,
what do you think I'm trying 70 do?
stuff a mattress7 Get out Of my way.
I want my wife-lead me TO my wife. !"
An excellent Idea" said DR.. TEN
pie. who had been praying for a recon
ciliation.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20

Youth Is the time for forming cor
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and healthful condition. 25c tube at
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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
In the Park az Niuht

First Broken.Down Actor-Not a
seat TO spare II reminds me OF my
palmy days. Stalls full! Circle, gal
lery, pit-all full. Just like that
Second Broken-Down Actor-And all
OF 'em fast asleep. What?
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
Her Birthday Anniversary.

81 hear you had a blowout at your
house last night" said Ricks.
Yes; a little birthday party" re
piled Hicks. 1T was the eleventh an
niversary OF my wife's twenty-6fth
birthday"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20
DIplomatle.

"Ail women are beautiful" De.
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England. That's Why he's the leading
photographer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20

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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20

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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-20

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WANTED so MEN AND WOMEN

Graui Grshatp, the enterprising dra-
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ards celebrated remedy for constipation
and dyspepsia, and get fiity-cent pack
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se posetiye is he Of the remarkable
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money to any customer whom the medi-
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If Won cannot call at Grant Graham's
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Grant Graham has been able to secure
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ing $500 in doctors bills, Bucklen's Arni-
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Only 25c. Recommended by Grant Gra-
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Are You constipated ?

II so, get box OF DIR. Kings New Lie
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stimulate the liver. improve your diges-
ton and get rid of all the poieons from
your system. They will surely get you
well again. 29eat Grant Grahams adv.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-03-27
CITY Directory
County Directory

CIRCUIT UUURT
Warren B. Kittle, Judge
A. q. jenkins, Prosecuting Attorney.
Chas. w. Brandon, Clerk
COUNTY COURT
E. A. Waugh, President,
z. i. Grouse and P. A. Switzer;
S. f. Hoffman. Clerk
Arthur f. Bennett, Sheriff.
Coney Corder, Assessor.
17,,a.44, yu;,a County Engineer
Ellsworth Wilson, County Surveyor
G. 0. Marsh, Supt. Free Schools.
Court House at Phihppi, w. Va
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-21
end LIVER TROUBLE
WITHOUT CAL0MEl
Uutrustworthy Drug, Thought 10
Loosen the Teeth, Now Made
Absolutely Unnecessary

DR.. Edwards Olive rablets-the sub
stttute for calomel-are the mildest but
surest laxative known, and their effect
on The liver Is almos. instantaneous,
They are the result Of DR.. Edwards
determination not to treat liver and
bowel complaints with calomsL Dr..
Edwards has been calomel's uncom-
promising foe. His efforts to Danish II
brought out these little ohvs-oil- colored
tablets, q rare combination Of vegs-
table compounds mixed with olive oil.
Thess pleasant, harmless little tablets
do ali the good that ealomel does but
have no bad after effects. They don =
injure the teeth like strong liquids or
calomel. They take hold Of the trouble
and quickly correct 1t. Why sure the
liver at the expense of the teethi
Calomel sometimes plays havoc with
the gums. SO do strong liquids. II
Is best not to take eslomei at all, but
to let Olive Tablets take their place.
Most headaches, "dullnsss" and that
lazy feeling come from constipation
and . d~isordered liver. Take Olive
Tablets when you fesl "loggy" and
"~heavy." Note how they "clear' the
elcuded brain and how they "perk up"
the spirits.
At 10c and 25c a box. every littls
Olive Tablet has a movement all its
own"
The Olive Tablet Company, Column.
bus, O.