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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25

Santa Re Passengers Badly
Shaken Up when Four
Coaches Turn Turtle at
Speed Of As Miles an Hour.
TRAIN JUST EMERGING
FROM DANGEROUS CUT

~ tpased tNirn 90 lvrnlng Herald.
Trinidad. Colo. Apri. @5. santa Pc
passenger train No. s. nurghbound.
running "a forlyrte miles an hour
WAS dtrtlied ~ Frcr Il, y. M, this
informing. The ottiGenl was caused
hy broken rail-
Tina engine vpnsainbd an the tract
hut four coaches ieft the rails. Ths
pn@tnSers were hRdly shaken. many
being thrown from their herths hut
the officials dcclare there were no fa-
taiitics. The main line H. blocked
a. q result OF the wreck
Later advicos from French stale
that thc two rear coaches. q tourist
sleeper and day coach filled with
Mexican labarers turned over on their
Hidea. Aside from slight bruises no
passengers were hurt.
The train had just passed through
a narrow cut and had the wreck oc.
Cured az this poipt the deraiied cars
would have been torn 80 bits by the
high eluhankmcnte on either side.
Passengers in the two rear coaches
were placed in the other cars and the
train proceeded az lo.45 a. M.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
FIRM OF KRUPP
. SORE At REPORT
OF BRIBERY OF
OFFICIALS
Huge Uproar Over Small Mat
ter, Declares Indignant
Chairman Of Directors Of
Big Gun Company.
PROMISES HE WILL
MAKE CULPRIT SWEAT


essen. Germany. April 25.--The .n-
diKnaii0n 81 Herr fiugheuberg. char
man Of the board OF directors Of the
Krupp gun and armament works here
has been aroused by the publicity
given 10 tho recent disclosures in cun-
nectlon with the bribery Of officials
Of The German war office hy y report
Of tho Krupp firm Ia order 10 obtain
Information az 10 pending military
contracts
In conversation with "a reporter
OF the Rheuish Westphalian Gazette,
q Krupp organ. Herr iiuEhenbeTg said
the scale 81 the alleged bribes given
20 war office employees and military
underilnrs IN Berlin amounted 'HrN-
crsi one dollar. two-doliar and five
dollar bills and ia ono or two cnsos "a
SIS bin az Christmas"
Director Hughcnhorg strongly pros
tested against the uprOar over what
he called "a small maltrr," aud asked
whether he on his colleagues were
such ieuls ~ fo risk their regulations
and positions for such iflflsA as tllr
cnnfidentinl reports in question. iie
demanded 90 Know whether krupp's
Interest led the integrity 81 German
military officials wHs not at least ds
great a. that 81 Dr. islehknecht, the
Socialist deputy
rhe nrm at krnpp, ho gaid, would
not fail 30 punish properly the culprll
Or cuipflta.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
COMMERCE COURT
UPaOLDS RULING
Of COMMISSION
ON RATES
Interstsse BOdy's Decision Is
Sustained in the Shreveport
Cases; Confirms Important
Principles.

ny Leased Wire 10 Evcnlnx Herald. ]
washington AprN 25.--The com
mefee court today upheld the inter-
state commerce commissions orders
An the Shreveport Texas rate eases
and ~ many respects sustained princi-
pies mhicn the railroads afe axklug
the supreme e0urt % adopt Ia tha
4oFiy-flSe state rate cases now await
ing decision The commerce court
cntireiy upheld che powers Of con-
Eress ana the Interstate commerce
c-fnrnission enforcing intra-sgele rates
lower than interstate rates which have
been help 90 be- reasonable.
Because of the similarity of the
Shreveport casc "a the state rate
cares. Attorney General McReyh0ids
iasl Monday flied hrlef IN intarvcn-
zion IN tho state rate cases with tie
supreme court. az a friend ~ Tire
court" Attorneys for The state 81
minnesota to-day filed their reply hct
expressed ihA opinion that the
Shreveport dsclslon wotid not affect
their case because thc state ~ Min-
ftspia. ~ distinguished from Texas,
~ scnklnH e. sustain the right az a
siait to establish "a system Of intra-
SLATE rates. presumably reasonable ln
themselves. aud having no reference
o. Interstate commerce.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
BANKER B|KBY !,
STILL ELUDING
STATEWIDE
SEARCH
Friends of Badly Wanted Wit
ness in Los Angeles Vice
Probe Say He Will Appear
in "a Hours.
SUBPOENA FAILS TO
CONNECT WITH SON
~, Len-cd wlrc 20 Eyrnlne Herald. J


Los Angeles. Aprii 2s.-sugges-
uouH that certain resorts enjoyed of
ncIal protection resulted to-day In tho
fummnnine of Police Sergeant George
hartmeNer as a witness before the
grand jury. chief OF Police Charles
Sebastian said that he would summon
hartmcyor before him also.
Another witness today was Fred w
Lloyd private detective said To- have
been employed hy suspected persons,
who was with Katherine Phillips Just
before she vanished Miss Phillips
was the girl who STARTED the white
slavery investigation after she had
been arrested FOR alleged blackmail
lt The Instance of George o. BlXhy.
th long Hench banker,
E.2hy Is still missing statewide
search Is now being conducted FOR
him but friends asserted today that
Do would reappcur within twenty
lour hours.
subpocnas were issued commanding
The presence of his SON. Richard BIKE
sy before the grand jury but when
ine officers were sent 90 Long Beach
40 serve the summons they could not
hud the Young man. Young BiNhya
testimony was desired because "a was
thought he would be- able GO disclose
his nthers whereabouts
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
SENATOR BAILEY IS
INVOLVED IN
RAILROAD
SUIT
Texas Statesman Alleged Ben
efciary Of Nashville Termi-
nal Stock Juggling to Tune
Of $1,000, 900.
ST. LOUIS RANKING
HOUSE SEEKS TO RECOVER

TBS leased Wire 10 evening gIcrald.
s. Louis. April ss.-Tho name Of
FORMER SENATOR Joseph " Bailey n
Texas was brought Into the proceed.
mss IN the suit Of The National Bank
og Commerce 81 ST. Louis to reeover
Sl.500.0O0 worth Of stock la thc
Nashville Terminal Railway company
here today. a statement was made
that without tho knowledge OF Tic
bank directors the stock WAS taken
out Of the bank and sent to senator
Bailey, tho statement continued.
placed the stock In the standard Trust
company OF New York. where II re-
manned three years. Then u Aas
drawn out hy the Tennessee Consiruc-
tiun company and turned over 90
Henry clay Pierce ~ 81 Louis
THE statement was nmdc by Geotao
t.0ckctt Edwards, attorney for he
bank. al the hearing before Hugo
MUNICH. special commissioner. 20 take
testimony IN the suit.
The terminal stock. said Attorney
Edwards. Was taken by the Tennessee
Construction company as security Tor
the building Of tho terminals, ana Ia
1905 was pledged BY the construction
company as security for a loan Ia The
NAtluNhl BANK OF commerce.
IN the suit Il Is charged that
100, 900 shares OF The stock were
Withdrawn from the bank hy Pierce
or his agents white the loan was SIN
unpaid Tho suit is 90 recoNer this
stock or lts equivalent $1,000. 0o0
Tho at0tenent continued thar the
stock MAS taken out OF the bank ny
j. G. NsnBlnrcom, then president OF
the bank.
The bank sought 10 show said The
statement 81 Attorney Edwards. tina,
syndicate had been formed 60 a.
nance the Tennessee Central. the
Nashville and Clnrksville and me
Nashville and Knoxville roads the
RFyan Hin vvllsery, the Cumberland
River Coal company and the Tonnes
see Construction company. That one
81 the partners Ia the syndicate had
pledged certain stock o. the bank, and
then, being president OF the bank, had
taken the stock out and delivered Il
10 another partner
The bank now Is seeking 40 recover
the securities from Mr.. Pierce.
Henry clay Pierce testified he
had become involved TO the extent Of
nearly 81. 1000. 900 through misplaced
confidence In the late J. &. Van Blnr-
corn. former president Of the bank.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
TYRBs Cobb PUTS
JOHN HENRY ON
CONTRACT NTH
TIT TIGERS


ln4 lrasrd Wire % astcnin0 Herald
uei4aii. HIeh. April 60 AFTER 4
KpnfNItncn Hiln Bremucus Napin tslis
aiItfnpon, rtrua Cobb. centeFlisi8ef
~ the Detroit american leaeno hnsr,
haH club. o4nphft nia nnne %
tAia contract Fht terms were nui
r's'en rnt hrqiicntinu - the aatitis-
~ eeHiniassNn fof cahh'a fUInalatc-
tElst wHE immediately made
Khr conference helNHen Presidant
Na4In and Cobb lasted about tive
hours Both emerged from the con-
ference room smiling and when they
were HaieH Ter Tile contract t0fnia
they amllna broadly but refused 90
give out any informalion.
'ThM a my hast hold out" anid
Cobh. ~ he lett Alf Nevln's cftlcc
'i,m going % aHt into my uniform
jues nt 4eon ~ po9slb'c and begin 20
nfHtIlco ard ADS Ne reaay to play
when they les me"
~ the National commission acts on
Iuhbe ftIHtial anent promptly and
aoen moi Keep him out IN the game
any longer. h 81 expected Re viii be
in shape 10 play within n week..
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
NEW YORK POLICE
HAVE NET OUT
FOR MILKMAN'S
DAUGHTER
Begin Systematic Search for
17-year-Old Pomona Bor-
den Who Mysteriously Dis.
appeared Recently.
VAGUEs CLUES AS TO FATE
OF VANISHED GIRL


NcW York. April 25-rhe Sew
York police department to-day hogan
% systematic search for Romona Bur-
den, The tI-y car-old daughter of Gail
BORDEN. millionaire milk dealer M.
BORDEN hImsclf asked the police a.
take up the case ana hold long CON
ference with detectives shortly after
midnight
Various bat vague are the clues %
the young wouan's Whereabouts Re
ported yesterday to have returned
to the New Jersey aantarium whore
she disappeared Thursday afternoon.
u now appears that the statement of
her return WAS one of eNpodiencA ON
the part OF the snniturium authorities
and u is understood that neither Mr
Borden nor the family physician nor
Mr.. BOrden's lawyers have the slight
est idea where she b.,
The (.rnv enlp a. dividing fltfs uroglfa
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
80 MORE BODIES
RESCUED FROM
CINCINNATI
COLLIERY
Total of Fifty-one Corpses
Brought to Surface From
Smoking Depths of Mine
Where Explosion Occurred.
BELIEVED 115 MEN
HAD LIVES SNUFFED OUT
lBy LEASED Wire 10 Evening Herald /

bN ia'nsaat Wire Ca Evening Herald. !
Pitlshug, April 2j.-ltesCuc par.
dee working in tho ruinod Cincinnati
mine or the Pittshurg Coal company
WhCrcNuu explosion occurred Wpdnos
day afternoon, this morning brought
33 additional bodies % the mouth of
Tho slope These were placed on q
special train ana taken 40 Mononpa
hola CIV where lie the rs recovered
Yesterday.
Ten additional names were added
To thu missing during the nirht. and
while no official statement of the dead
has been piyen out hy the compnn,'
Tho ioss of Ute Is placed by those al
the mine al rs,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
PRESIDENT WILSON AT
BASEBALL GAME TODAY


Washington. April 25.-When Pres
ident Wilson learned today that the
Washington team would not play AZ
home again for another month ne
cleared his engagements early 20 that
he could attend todays game. The
president has attended all the home
games thus far but one.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
The Gray sale Is dividing the profits
with the customer.
MONTENEGRINs TAKE
BUNCH OF ARTILLERY

rettinie Montenegro, April 20.
The spoilH of war taken bS the Mon
tcncRrins when they entered Scutari
Included forty-slx quick-tring can~
non, twelve hpwltzerH and y number
~ heavy Siege guns
The troops of the Turkish garrison
were allowed io retain their rides ana
side arms when they marched out.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
WORKERS PREFER
JAIL FARE TO THE
ROCK-PILE
Fourteen Members Of timer.
ant Brotherhood Of Trouble
Makers Remanded to JUS
gadO at Colorado Springs.
Iny Lcnsed Whe 20 ayenIng IIernId. ]

Colorado springs. Colo, April 20.
Fourteen members of the lndus,rl.i'
rested yesterday on their arrival from
Pueblo, were found guilty uf vagrau,N
in Tho police court today aud ordered
Go work ont their sentences ou ga"
city rock pile. conference e. the
prisoners followed and at its cuurlu-
Sion II was announced that they
Wuuld not work "uutil their fellow
Workers we're freed from the Denver
JAIL The court thcreupon ordered
the men back Ca the iail To hr fed un
bread and water until willing 90 obey
tho order ct the court.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
WELSH ANARCHETTTs
FAIL TO EXPLODE A
BANK OF LL0YD'S

Cardin. Wales. April 25.-r'Notes
for women n y" were the words
painted ou q bomb found this morn
ing hy u pati Gilman ON the top step
of Ll0Nd's hank in this city. The fnsc
attached to the bomb was burning
when u WAS diagoVcrcd and was
seized and cXtlnsuished by the po-
liCeman
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25

New YOrN, AUfll ll.rr FOR cIrVrn
inninas New YORK and Philadelphia
battlod for supremacy today. the
game being called az me end ~ the
eleventh on account 81 darkness Win
out either side having scored.
The score. a. "A r.,
Philadelphia .s,......+...t @
New York ,+-ttrt4..... 3
Batteries Alexander aud kinifer,
Doom. nemnree. Candali and Mey-
ere. Wilson.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
Decorated cups and saucers,
Be- the pair. Last sale at the
Leader. 800 w. Central.

"sayeo by an Airship." orpheum
tonight.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25

For rheumatism you will find Moth
Ing better than Chamberlaln's Lini-
ment Try Il and see how quickly Il
gives relief. For sale hy AN drug
fiFtH
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
Decorated cups and saucers,
&c the pair. Last sale at the
Leader, 800 w. Central.


Your druggist will refund money u
PAZo OINTMENT f,his 10 cure any
case Of Itching. Blind, nlecding or
ProtrudlnE piles ln 6 10 "a dsys. soc.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25

Iiudmun's latest Sensational Death
from Aeroplane. orphcnm tonight.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25

Decorated cups and Saucers,
&c the pair. Last sale at the
Leader, 800 w, Central.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25

a. Washington X, ~ r
Boston .,s.ss..s.s.s
washington ss.sssss $500
Batteries; O'Brien, Hall ana Nnnh.
maker; Gailla, Boiling. Johnson ahN
Asnsmlihs
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25
AMI.ltIi,AN I.IsAGrE.
New Yofk, ~ I'hlladeII,lila, :.

IHITINU, AUFlI IIl""HI IUnIN-NHI'
eago game postponed rain.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-25

AZ PittHbure ~ "A. ~
Chicago -..-..+.......stt 3
Pittsburgh ........ 10
Batteries Richie Bumphros and
Archer, Robinson. Hendrix and 81
mon.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04

w. s. Gilbert once wrote poem called lode to
the Terrestrial Ball, by Miserable Wretch" 1t
began ''Roll on, thou Ball. through seas of inky
space!' and wound up by rehearsng the poets vari-
Gus woes, adding ''Never you mind! Roll on!''
A note by the author gave the reader the informa-
ton, "It rolls on"
The Times is about to begin the publication of
great series Of articles by Herbert Quick based on
the fact that the terrestrial ball-the earth-still
rolls in spite of all our walls and woes It rolls
on, carrying us all with it. What an air ship it is!
What vayoge it is bound upon How important
to you and your children, to me and my children,
relations to this great spinning ball. the Good Ship
Earth!
Mr. Quick has scored great triumph in this Sc
res; which The Times believes is the biggest feature
any paper will have this New Year season. or prob
ably in all the year He is not often humorous like
Gilbert, but he handles world problems with a verve
and snap that will keep a tired workman away from
his supper, busy woman to forget her
work while her irons COOL And while he carries or
binary folks with him in the sweep of his thoughts
and the dash Of his statement he challenges the phil
osopher to pause and consider his logic.
This series deals with such things as the future
climate OF the earth, the best part of it for homes
now and in the future, the problems of moving from
one part Of the Good Ship Earth to another the in
termlngng OF races, conservation of Soils forests
mines and water, what races will possess the earth
in future
Seven Accordingly interesting articles are entitled
Seven Perils of Humanity And it is characters
tic of Mr.. Quick's searching logic that he regards
the white race of these perils.
The articles begin with the JAN issue of The
Times with an article entitled awe Are All in the
Same Boat"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
Editorial Page Of Gle Cacoma Cimes
CARDS DECISION

Judge Gard has quetus the farce the court house and
Attorney
who disgnled
ecting their justices of the peace.
probably generally must
mistake they fail to get than the other fellow election But
the a
pointed asprant will keep them busy election
The thing that there
needs to be material betement the quality of election officials
there hardly which
mistakes made candidate This setting standard of nefcien
that it would be hard
the election
ballot
slow but
The given for election judges is sufficient to Under
the political
not likely that the efficient will be selected however
The
election judge and clerk should be compelled to show
which he might
With the present record before them politicians who for office will
increased the
done to better counting
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04

n. ", Jan. 4.-gee, there come
near being an awful time down
on one of the steambote piers
over in hobucken
it all happened because french
men is so temperamental
there was one frenchman by
the name of mr.. Blooay whose
sailing on steamer with his wife
also there was anuther one by
the name of mr. dufarny whose
wife was sailing, but he wasent
mr.. defarny after he put his
dame on the bote he had to go
up town for a while, and he was
going to get back to give her a
farewell smack on the gangway
but he got stuck in a terrifick
blockade, and when he got back
to the pier the ship was just 60
ing to pull out, and they would
ent let him go aboard
Sc he stood on the dock and he
looked up and he see a dame
standing at the rail waving her
handkerchief
being very near-sited, he thot
it was his wife, and he throwed
large number of kisses to her
but it wasent his wife, she was
looking for him down at the 9TH
er end of the ship
the lady he was being so nice
to was mrs. blooay, and her hus-
band was standing beside her
she says to him, alfonso, VINO
is that fat monster throwing
kisses to me
so alfonso he took a look, and
his temperament got very violent
he shook his fist at mr.. du-
fanny, and when mr.. dufarny seen
a guy standing with his wife and
his fist at him, his tenn
prament also became excited
just then they found they had
to hold the boat a few minutes
for some high-priced passenger,
and they slipped the gangplank
back a
mr.. blooay come running down
it. and mr.. dufarny went running
up it.
pig. says mr.. blooay, and he
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
SHORTSIGHTEDNESS


whereas the $177
like
there will be blind
their The almighty dollar
view of anything else To suh that
dividends
That better citizenship that increased ability
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
FINANCIAL ERROR


This shocking people,
the difficulties in fighting suicide striving public
combating domestic social
siderable proportion of the mothers and daughters believing that the sole
should of
funess in most other particulars!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
A LOT OF MEN

We with delight
half
to miion
number
hafdOzen
100000 farmers at that a biglot
Three hundred of
corn and pork products Three dozen at Egn dictate the prices of but
Three thousand throughout
and fowls Three successful gamblers dictate the
ton Three hundred the
100000
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
borrowed Hair.

"Maybelle, you girl friend has
beautiful hair" nd
at will pass, Tom" %
why do you girls hate to adj
init that another girl has fine
points,"
ut wouldn't be becoming In
this case to appear too enthusiast
tic. l loaned her that hair
Detroit Free Press.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04

The county accepted bonds of incom-
ing officials yesterday for 1922 900, the
premium on which the people must pay,
which is quite a vivid object lesson
boosting the idea of the city commits
sion that the people should put this pre-
MUM into sinking indemnity fund in
stead of the Golfers of the bonding COM
panies.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04

"Save your pennies" is what Rookie
Teller told the school ma ms who visited
him at Tarrytown, Thursday last. John
didn't know that that's all they could
save, or else he was giving them a spe-
cial warning against another rise in
lamp oil.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
By the Junior Office Bow

slaps mr.. dufarny on the ear
rat, says mr.. dufarny, and ne
gives mr.. blooay's necktie a ter
rible pull
just then their wives come
dashing down and the mistake
was cleared up.
which being the case, they beg
ged 10 thousand pardons of each
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
A Husbands Choice.

George, before We were mar
ried you used to bring me flow
ers nearly every day."
"Well, 1 can bring you flow
ers today, for that matter; but ii
we do I'll have to cut out that
new asparagus" - Louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
VIII Know Later.

What does that young man do
for living, my dear asked the
girls mother.
II don't know. mother. I'm
only engaged to him. Detroit
Free Press.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04

other. and mr.. blooay kissed mr..
dufarny on the eyelash, and mr..
dufarny kissed mr.. blooay on the
neck, and there you are
being a frenchman is quite ex-
citing, but not very dangerous
johny
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
More Ways Than One.

"Is it really true that cham
payne bleach peoples hair?"
well, rather. I've seen lots
of people made lightheaded by
champagne. STRAY Stories.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
Natural.

Mr.. Justwed-Well, dearest,
how did you like the play?
Mrs. Justwed-Quite true to
life; they changed servants IN
every act.-Judge.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
On the heels of the salary boost

Tacoma comes the announcement of a
straight reduction of salaries of every
city employee in Chicago of 20 per cent.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04

No; this is not Bernhardt's
farewell tour. She expects to
come across as long as we do.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
Couldn't Tell.

Observing Gent-Pardon me,
madam, but your hair is coming
down.
Lady (turning) Mine?
Observing Cent think 1t is
yours, madam.-Boston Tran
script.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04

Ohio tries to care for 10000 crazy
people in her asylums.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
The Same Old Story.

Aviator (to young assistant,
who has begun to be frightened)
Well, what do you want now?
Assistant (whimpering) =
want the carbohydrates.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04

Her labor commissioner reports that
South Carolina hasn't one child under
II years of age out at labor.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04
As in Wall st.

MS III " III Sts
Doctor-Well, how is the pa
tient this morning?
Sick Broker-Fine, doc. My
temperature slumped three points
last night, but rallied this morn
ing and now is above par.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-04

A lot of people will feel more safe
when the police accomplish the task of
confiscating air rifles owned by ire
sponsible Tacoma youngsters.