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Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

IT the stomach is OVVrWOrked, its muscles become tired and gradually 2roW weaker and weaker until they src unable to take care of the food properly. The glands fail to provide the juices necessary to digest the food. Gases form and cause all sorts of pain misery and Wretchedness. as well as extreme danger to the heart
 It iS then that the stomach calls for help Ordinary medicines arc inn possible They not only fail to help the stomach but injure the entire sys- tenn Medical men have studied the stomach and have discovered that the digestive juices consist largely of pep sin. hydrochloric acid and nitrogenous fermcnts What. then. would he more natural than to supply these proper ties artificiaIly when the stomach is unable to produce them?
 That is the object of Stuarts Dys- pepsia Tablets These powerful little a gents relieve the stomach of it's bur den. thereby giving it an opportunity to regain it's normal strength They tone mp. strengthen and revitaliZe the secretury glands mucous membranes, absorbing glands and muscular walls They restore to the stomach its lost powers of digestion. so that it can again do it's work without assistance They contain. in concentrated form every element necessary to digest all sorts of food. whether acid or aka line
 If you experience an oppressive feeling just inside the lower end of your breast bone and extending up ward towards your heart, do not hesitate an instant Get Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets from the nearest druggist at once and take one In a few minutes the pain will leave you and you will feel better. Take a tablet after each meal for several days and your stomach will once more perform it's duties. All druggists sell them at 50c a observation-disclosures
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

tension society. which. added to the amount on hand, will give them q good start toward the edifice. The structure Will be of brick
 X store building to cost in the neighborhood of 5000 will be erected adjoining the new bank by H. Chandler of Mesa. a brother of pr X. J. Chandler. The building will be fireproor throughout and modern in every detail In addition to these improvements several new here
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

ing in the Andes. The latest candidate is G. C. Davis who has been connected with the electrical department of the copper company here for some time but will go with the Braden Copper Co, at Rancauya, Chili.
 large number of our local Elks have received notices to be on hand at state convention of the Antlered Tribe to be held in Globe on the 24th 18th and 26th of April and are pTepar- ing to go over for the great time that : is sure to attend any gathering of that 1 jolly organization
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
The House of Steel and Wire

feet
 Quarter mile potato race-Won by Butler in loo 4-5; second. Pinney in I:593-5.
 The boys who entered and their final scores compiled by Director Fitzgerald Of the athletic department are as fol-
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
Classy Stomach
 EndangerS the Heart
Gas and Other Forms ot Ind digestion Are Quickly Relieved by Stuart's
 Dyspepsia Tablets.

Indieestcd food forms gas in the stomach. which causes the walls of that organ to expand and press a4ainsJ tn. heart. If this pressure should ac allowed to become heavy it might result y,ly seriously as the heart must be kept perfectly free in ul.icr 10 perform it's duties
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

George Moriarty third baseman and official song writer of the Detroit Tigers. has signed his 1913 contract George asserts that he is all tuned up and ready for the first number
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

The CharlestoWn News and Courier his first love-says of Major Hemp hill: We do not believe there is any man who, turned loose in a place like Washington, can find out so many interesting things about public men and events. or who can tell what he sees and hears SD readably."
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

T. W. Roby. the controller of the Seaboard Air Line Railway. died or a stroke of apopleNy in Norfolk. Va
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

The Philadelphia National League club has signed Pitcher Joe Finneran who worked for the Norfolk team. of the Virginia league, last season
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
"Om Personal Guarantee
 to All Skin Sufferers" ELVEY HULETT
pr. Joseph H. Hertz.

FIT, Druggists, nix-HARMER'S Drug Store,
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
INCOME TAX TROUBLES.

Persons having less than $4,000 year will have
income tax to pay but hundreds OF thousands will
have quite as much trouble getting clear of the tax
the fewer numbers will have with paying the tax.
This will be because of the Governments intercept
ing corporation and other returns to investors
TO tax the incomes at the source
That is TO say. just by way of making to get
al that may be due it, the Government is going to
hold up not only some of the income its way out
of the corporation treasury at the paying telers
window of the bank that is due it, but also some of
all the rest that is not due it. The nla VINO presents
million dollars of bond coupons to his bank for
payment tomorrow is going TO have that part of it
which is 10 be taken from him his income tax with
held by the bank But the man who has only little
coupon of S10 say, who hasn't another coupon COM
ing to him from any place, who perhaps, hasn't at
that time any other income under the than that
little coupon for SO-that man is also going to have
part of his $40 withheld by the bank.
But can't he get back what is withheld from him !?
OF course he can With an income less than So, 600
year he doesn't the Government any income tax.
And he cannot be forced 10 pay the Government any
income tax. But ne does have TO prove to the Gov
ernment that he doesn't any income tax to it.
He does have to 60 through great deal of routine
he does have to unwind lot of red tape; ne does
have to put himself to much inconvenience and per-
haps some expense to get into his possession the
small fraction of his coupon which was withheld from
him at the source" and which will remain withheld
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
Here's a Book

Germany and the Germans, From an
| American Point of View" by Price Col
iier. Published by Charles Scribner's
Sons, of New York.
Price Collier really did not need to
add From an American Point of View"
| for any human being who reads Ger
! ! many and the Germans win know in
stantly that an American is the author.
What other nation has an author who
would have the temerity and keen au-
dacity to give the following prescription
for Germany?
In one of his impressions as set forth,
Collier holds that society there is too
rigid. discipline too oppressive, the whole
life too Stlh- 1t Is an impossible suS-
gestion, j know, but il the upper and
lower houses of the empire, or Of Prus-
STA, could meet in match OF baseball.
or golf, or cricket; II the army could
play the civil service; if the newspaper
correspondents could play the under sec
retaries; if they could all be induced
occasionally to throw OF their mental
and moral uniforms and to meet merely
as men. a current of fresh air would
blow through Germany that she would
never after permit to be shut out
An essential charity, for all Of the
uneTring sense for the significant per-
yades Germany and the Germans
lust as il does other critical works of
Mr.. Collier. With a style so clear and
pellucid as TO lay bare all phases to the
total exclusion OF dullness or dryness,
the author feeds the reader with a
swiftly running reel of film pictures of
German life; politics. history, and the
present relations Of Germany are dealt
out in plain United States" The re-
viewer is able 10 jOt down enough notes
on the outside paper cover. from the
mere reading OF the introduction, to
serve his purpose. Having read the in
PRODUCTION, one knows the man, and is
wiling 10 take his word for what Ger
uany stands today. Americans are far
toe busy TO bore themselves with dtgni-
fed disCOurses whose meat Is clothed
in stern and forbidding phrases in keep
ing with the history Or economics IN
question. What they want is something
written in the style in which they
think: something whose comparative
explanations are equations in familiar
figures.
The first chapter of Germany and
the Cfa-Iuans'' IS called. THE Cradle Of
McG--@ Germany but after one has
seen Salisbury. Maryland, mentioned on
one page. with a comparison of the
Mason and Dixon line and the Rhine
and the Danube, just around the cor
uer, all timidity vanishes and the book
is deynured with an ever increasing
sense of gratitude and admiration for
the author.
Mr.. Collier has written England and
the English from the American -potn,
of view. West in the East" also from
an American standpoint and others.
His late book is perhaps even more in
terestinS than his others at the pres
ent time, owing TO the increasing In
ternatiOnal conjecture as TO the new
position of Germany in the world.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

from him until he proves, at his own cost OF time,
effort, and money that it belongs to him and not to
the United States Government.
1t may be penny that is withheld from him and
it may take several hours of his time and several
pennies of expense to get his penny But if he wants
it and sets out with determination to get it, he can
have it back.
1t is in this way that hundreds and hundreds of
thousands of persons who have little income from
investment but nothing like $4,000 year on which
to pay the income tax will begin to have their trou-
bes with that tax ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS (which
is one of the big coupon days" of this country We
haven't any idea that those hundreds and hundreds of
thousands of persons who to be bothered in this
way tomorrow and at other times and in other ways
are going to feel very pleasant about it.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
AN ENHANCING PROSPECT.

Go and buy a copy of New York newspaper and
read about the city campaign. Catalogue the gentry
Of all parties and peTsuasons VINO have been brand
cd grafters; who have had the lie flung in their
teeth" who have been indicted or convicted or i'm
reached or challenged" to prove that they haven
stolen million or two.
Study up on the political situation of New York
just at this Illuminating juncture. 1t is priv
lege You vii! learn that approximately everybody
in any wise associated with the conduct Of that ciys
government or politics is 2 CRATER, demagogue, a
bTbe giver or else bride taker crook. You will!
wonder if the metropolis has gone plumb crazy, and
will suspect that it has.
When you have famiarized yourself with the
loveness of municipal administration in New York
consider the inestimabie blessing presently to
descend on us OF benighted Washington
We are going 10 be surveyed by New York's fore
most experts in municipal affairs
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
MAYBE THEY SEE THE POINT.

Perhaps its two hundred millions, perhaps three
hundred millions, perhaps good deal more, of good
ringing American gold that mgrates annually across
the Atlantic ocean to be blown in against ancient
churches and equally ancient guides, bad cocktails on
the American plan and worse hotels on the European,
souvenirs, and the poor privilege of getting into
scrapes, at the end of the trip, with customs
officers. Anyhow, it's enough to be worth consdera-
ton. Without it. the balance of trade would tip so
powerfully this way that European prosperity would
lose its balance
Maybe practical British and German cousins
are getting this idea through the ivory, and maybe
it is inspiring their commercial interests to kick
about the governmental snubs of the San Francisco
exposition. A few millions for the California show
is just merely motoning to the waiter to keep the
change out of one-pound note given in payment of
6 dinner bill of nineteen .shillings six.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
MAKING TRAVEL EASIER.

The Pennsylvania railroad is just starting to ex-
pertinent with new regulation about the use of mile
age books Heretofore the sleeping patron has had
&C turn his mileage book at night to the train
conductor, who extracted such coupons he needed
and returned it in the morning provided neither he
nor the passenger forgot and provided also that he
didn't give il to the wrong passenger.
Under the new rule the owner of a mileage book
may 60 to the ticket Office and exchange the requisite
number of coupons for regular ticket and be re-
lieved of the trouble.
The Pennsylvania has pleasant way of simply
flying procedures, which good many other railroads
might we'll initiate 8.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
MRS. EATON'S TRAGIC CASE.

Mrs Jennie May Eaton has been acquitted Of the
charge of numbering her husband, the late Admiral
Eaton by the use of poison. The case has been
remarkable, mysterious, and contradictory one from
the beginnings and the reported attitude OF the jury
reflects accurately the feelings Of the public. 1t is
stated that five jurors were on first ballot for ac-
qutal four for conviction ard three for acquitta on
the ground of insanity
AT any rate the woman is now free and the law
has declared her innocent But the tragedy cannot
be erased out of her life. She has lived through
horror that would not have been much worse had she
been found guilty Her life and liberty saved to
her. indeed, but she goes forth from the trial i'm
poverished, to struggle in the shadows for living
that will be hard to win. Surelv society, when it
makes confession of such wrong to an individual
should also provide some measure of restitution
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
A REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT.

The Federal Constitution pledges the nation to
guarantee every State a republican form of govern
ment. That is the basis for petition which effort
is making to carry the New York political muss to the
Supreme Court of the United States. 1t is alleged
that New York has not now republican government;
that group of usurpers have obtained control of the
administration and are exploiting it for their own
advantage and profit
1t wouldn't require half SO much technicality for
the courts to take that view as to do some other
things that they habtually do. In spirit and effect
the charges true and everybody knows they are.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
Why Vaudeville Monologists Travel On
the New Haven.
BY JULIUS TANNEN

BY JULIUS TANNEN.
DO you write your own stun"
Where do you go next week.
What are the dressing rooms Hke?'
What kind of woman is Valeska
Suratt personality"
DO they pay you by cash or by
check?'
Is that your real name that you're
appearing under?''
Don't you think the audiences here
are different? You know what I mean. =
How often do you change your
stun?'
Are they really midgets or are they
just young?"
do you all travel together-every-
body on the bill. / mean?'
Don't you ever get the idea that
well, that you want to do something
better, you know. OF course. what you
do is all right. bat 1 thought comedians
always wanted to play Shakespeare or
something"
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

The combination of ice cream and
soda water must have been acci-
oental-like that Boston discovery
that ice cream is particularly deli
cious when eaten with hot apple
pie. View York Mail
The only thing particularly delicious
when eaten with hot apple pie would be
something strong enough to take away
the taste of the hot apple pie. Good
apple pie ts monarch among edibles
but hot apple pie is nix. Ditto all Other
hot pies
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
Concert Today
By the U. S. Soldiers Home Band,
Stanley Hall at $3.50 P. M.

JOHN S. NJ. ZIMMERMANN,
director.
March, The Spirit of Independence"
HOlZmann
Overture. Poet and Peasant"
Suppe
Meditation. After Vespers" MOret
Selection. Little Boy Blue" Bereny
LinrC.au characteristic, 'Buttertiy
Ballet .-................. Schultz
EXCERPTS from The broken Idol''
Van Alstync
Waltz suite. "Rrides and Butterflies"
MOrct
Finale. TIE Whip" "~..... HoIzmann
The Star-Spangled Banner"
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
THE SADnEST WORDS.

OF sentences frnU0ht with an awful
intent,
The worst that we ever could wish
Is this unnppcBsPbIc admoniShment:
issue"
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
THIS& THAT
HALLOWEEN.
With Sometime, Little Of tho osAs-

HALLOWEEN.
Tonight is Halloween, when goes
The ghost of scary phiz;
Tonight is Hallo-weH, suppose
1t is
No cruSty nature, I submit,
Nor heart of adamant;
Id LIKE to make a fuss of it,
But can't.
The final ANSWER to it all
IS easy to be seen:
Tonight, I say again, is HAIL.
OWeeH.
Lettering 10 the popular pronouncemept
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

a bel Of 500 even mon.Y VAS made %
states tho New York ''Tr.bune," that
If suIzer was clyrt,I he would rot be.
seated" And was there also i bet that
he WOULD Dc seated
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
We Shall Give 1t Our Support.

q. s. X: How about a movement to
provide whisk-brooms f"r the unfortu-
mates who have to ride on the hack
platforms Of the Mt so-calIed Pleasant
cars
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
Whaddye Mean the Treasury Tower;

'WalIace Irwin. IN the s. f.. PD
But Just as the clock in the Treasury
tower
Doomed Ger the city the witch
hour
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

"Cometh Halloween tonight" writes
John kendrick Bangs. exclusively for
the Herald which has been bought by
tho Mcclure Syndicate. Exclusively for
Yesterdays ''Her1ld." We should have
said, thereby assisting that paper to a
SCOOP.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

Deity wardinG or criticism. we admit
tha, wish you" ard issue" do no,
rhyme. Nay. further. we charge it.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
On Second Thought, Wen Take Z
NickerS Worth.

,Gran,and Rl"" ia I've Times. -
Foxes rrr the hrmy-Navy game will
OIL, h. sold It; Si11 each. low man.
shall VIC order fer You h,fure the rus!
ARRIVES"
This col I"nd@ its -jGdorsemrnt
20 '"Th. Nrg>l" Case" rer though the
th""c-sheets DO show Robert Hiirard
Wearing / velour hat.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

for a considerable time the clerk va,t
Up TO See If he had called the rooms Cesl
ignated. "eS-
Wen, sighed the new porter. whom
ne found on the third floor. I've gnf
seventeen of 'em up. but l haver't
started on the other four yet.''-Nat
uonal Food Magazine.
TT was at the vaudeville. The cir,
with the excruciating voice had
i just finished her song.
Just think" groaned Brown to
the stranger beside him. We paid real
money TO hear that
Il didn't" was the placid response.
Game in on comp"
But you had to spend carfare To
get here. did you not?'' asked Brown.
Nope. replied he Uncomplaininc
one. Il live IN walking distance"
But" persisted Brown. desperate telv.
lat least. you hoped 10 be entertained,
not punished?'
No, | didn't care" grinned the
stranger. Il came TO get away from
home. My wife is cleaning house,
Judge.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

I'M was a new porter in the hotei.
and he was putting in his first
night at his new and responsible
position. 1t was in the morning,
and so far Jim had done all he was
told, and was getting on splendidly.
cali II and T." commanded the night
clerk as he looked over his call sheet.
Jim obeyed. Alter - - been gone
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

The Cincinnati Enquirer" to the
pest Of our research, is the only paper
lhat still places an apostrophe some
where in Halloween" Bus. OF casting
ballot for the Cincinnati Enquirer"
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

Shades OF Maud : and her mark OF
Eos, THAN has trOttsd mile IN l:54is ?.
Great is Chlau'-TOpeka State Journal
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
Copyright 1913. Publishing
Vomdns Letter That Paved the Way for the CipH War;


the Way for Cipa War;
husbands Brunswick 1851
morning
dealing
cor5 ", % =, no i sn ~ w @ neecner sowe An a
light, exclaimed
write something, I will If 1 live" ..-...
One Womans Inspiration.
stowe She had already won certain repute as minor writer and
snort stories and But she had shown sign wonderful
literary future which to be hers
an accused thing
The
formulate the
the ohcomng story came to her though by direct inspiration She
rd home wrote out the in full and family
the the work was at last begun
every and incident bearing on the saye
around sufficiently plot This she
mou notice its serial rights
Boston publisher sought to push abolition by bringing
in book form 1t In few
during languages
dozens Of companies PLAYING damazations
Through the United the
of
million speeches that preceded had able
osa mo% T s n @ a m @ o'' hollow word no" Sa" " evils and
awakened by
m mere @ dE T aSs T15n ba east cy gentle % M Se% insnd In
sond,tos saveTy @ n2nent n on A
Guched % until % foP a9 SeaTs on
war; for it appealed to mems humanity and iagnaton t 10 the & @
in winter dav n
beyond the widest hopes
% ] S % n % Mrs s soss Fs Su6 the the @ @2ss9 @ @
aeth Drought this great war;
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
What's on the Program in
Washington Today

Meetings, evening:
knights of Pythias-Syracuslan Lodge.
No 10: Rathbone Temple. No 8
Pythian Sisters.
Odd FelIows-Ccntral Lodge. No. I: Me
tropOlis. No. Is, and Phoenix. No. =.
Red Nen-SeneCa Tribe, No. II, Gl6
PENNSYLVANIA avenue southeast: Mine
ola Tribe. No. Il. Anacostia: Idaho
Council. No. 1. Degree of Pocahontas,
Northeast Temple.
Halloween party by Carroll Assembly.
Knights of Columbus. evening.
Address on "A Mans View of Religion
Inv MIR. Benjamin, the All Souls Church
branch of the Alliance of Unitarian
and other Liberal Christian Women,
evening
AmuSements.
National-''The Poor Little Rich Cir.
SIS D. m. -
Reiasco-SOtheTn and NARROW. s D m
Columbia Young Wisdom, SIS p. IA.
poi Captain Jinks OF the Horse III
rInes," 2:l5 and Sis p. III.
2:l5 mad Sis p n.
CoSmos-Nludeville. continuous.
CASINO Vaudeville, continuous
Academy-"The Round Up" Sis D. m.
Gsysty-BurlesQue. els and Sis p. IN.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
Personal Frenzy.

l'r"m he Ncw Yorh ''Ircse.
Eotn the Count and his voun1 wife
h" formerly was Miss Gladys Wander
bilt----
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
GOOD STORIES

AIRY LAUDER told an anus
ing story the other day OF two
Glasgow women who met in the
street ana began to discuss the
domestic affairs of a newly married
couple.
Ave. Mrs. McTavish." said one, 80
Jeannie's got mariet."
she has that, Mrs. Alpine" replied
the other.
An how's she gettin' on?' the first
woman wanted to know.
"Oh, no sac bad at a. was the reply.
There's only one thing the matter.
She thinks she could haze got a better
man. But then there's aye someting. -
Baltimore Sun.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

Silver lining for today: The papers N
The Mackay suit are to be kept secret.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
Hits From Sharp Wits.

Louisiana doesn't like free sugar. but
II votes for it all the same.-KnoXville
Journal and Tribune.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31
FAMILIAR PHRASES.
E%%NI.
Long vigil.

The election Of fiuerta and Iaanuur,.
We notice, NOW is "a foreg"ne concIu-
sion
Which tenders Us final Paragraph,
DiscoursinS of foregone conclusions
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

= GOOD way TO solve two of our mod
e.n problems would be 10 take all priS-
on-rs out of politics and put some poll
tiCians in prison.
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

'Deferring to the popular pronouncement
The Washington times., 1913-10-31

But of course you ger US.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-13


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u he into bed
"a cold
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have
had limited mother
that's boiling
Yes. but daddy
mused listening the bubbng of the steam and the aNng
well" daddy replied
inside the kettle lie hard at work and he sings
people call him heat, but call him Ef Caoic
n
Th
Elf Calor making
THE the
to
When the
There
the kettle Elf Calor
is
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why we have to keep them fire order Ell Caloc
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