Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-08
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CENTRAL AMERICA IL eeporteli /
ripe for revolt. Isis more than that
u - rotten.
THE TURKS ana Eny,r Beg are
itching for another Tripou l:okins. |
and they viii set u.
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he "a Now known as Helen
Gould's husband His Identity and
even his name are l0st.
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MIR. RocKEFEf.LER although no
has mighty oad throat. was unable
20 cough up tie information.
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THE MEDICINE HAT date line hiss J
hard WORK getting In the Iimelight this |
year. Albuquerque has been n form
liable rival
HARD To SEE Why the Turks
should balk az little thing like losing
an their European possessions and
paying two millions indemnity.
.
ADAM HEARD them blame the
coSt 90 living on the middle man.
'"rhe only thing they don't blaine
on the FIRST man" he thankfully OBJ
served.
G
1T WAS a cow kicking over q lan-
tern that was supposed a. have start
cd the great Chicago IRE The AR
son trust" is more deliberate. but Il
gets there Just the same
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ALL THE WORLD is invited b,
scotland TO celebrate the tercenten-
larry 81 logarithma. the invention 81
that redOubtable Scotchman. John
Napier Az who like logsrlthms viii
probably attend
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| SOME STUPID people Imagine that
merely because Colonel Bryan Nas
careful 20 insert mine Baltimore plat
form a planS havorlng single presi-
dental terms ne s. opposed To VIII.
sons denomination. How absurd
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YES" SAID the old man. Il 0nd
ms strength IL falling somewhat I
used 20 walk around the block evcry
morning. but lately ! feel SO tired
when I ge' half way round have
10 turn and come back. - Woman's
Home Companion.
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THE SENATORS who banded
about he word "whangdOodle' yes
| terday said They didn' know what ~
| meant All we know Is that according
10 the Scriptures the 'whanedoodlc
roarcih" 80 Il Is all right 10 use IN
the senate
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The IBca WAY.
When trouble kind of gifts your goat
Anu splits your JOY Ia half
Jes grit your teeth and puirk your
face.
Aud Ian aud lofI land lan
II. when IL comes 20 threshing time.
YOU and YOUR wheat all chan.
Just think about this little rhyme,
And mFf--aud iaff--and Ian
Denver Republican.
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I,cnccIIUns OG Bachelor.
From the Sew York Press
i Man wants but little here below,
aud he keeps on wanting a.
a red headed girl can tone down
iis color great deal by being an
heiress
The most becoming way 30 wear
your hair II the way rich uncle
wears his
Women may not be angels In
= next world. but ~ wives they have
70 be- in this.
sooner or later woman gets tu
Judge her husband by the WY
acts about his collar buttons
D
The TSpO TrS-t
she held her sweet mouth up to him
Aud then remarked. 10 wit.
You may print a kiss on my lips
Il dear Jim.
nui YOU must not publish il.
Boston Transcript
But in another moment Jim.
Unless Ne miss our guess,
Had gathered her form up close 10
him
= And rushed rlsht OF TO pres
youngstown Telegram.
And so they we're married and later
ON.
D we have well-formed suspicion.
. This Typographical combination
q Got out an extra edition
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Two MWteFu NnirnAtnts,
D The tailor sent HE bin TO smith.
= Whose statement had run overtime
And underneath his Please remit
The tailor wrote this little rhyme
AZ sure as the vine
h Grows round the stump
III sue you ~
You don't. sou chump''
Z smith laid the bili upon q pile
"A That loomed above him. mountain
high
Then, with rgthcr weary smile
BE penned the tailor this reply;
Roses are red,
: Nlolets are blue
I'm now bankrupt.
ra ~ 80 ana sue
George D. stan.