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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
Broadway
BY GEORGE FITCH.
Author Of at Good Old siwash.s

ID ROADWAY, the heart of New York,
Il and the lungs of the theater bust
ness, Is the best advertised street
in the world. 1t is called Broadway be-
cause 1t has no relation whatever to the
straight and narrow path.
Broadway was originally a crooked and
uncertain tail made by the indians while
returning from New Amsterdam with
their weeks supply of firewater Ut is
still crooked In spots. but there IS uOth-
lnq uncertain about it. As New York
has grown, 1t has been extended to take
care of the Rush OF business. until it is
now 20 miles long and two stories deep
most OF the way. 1t begins at the Bat
terry, where the immigrants land. and
where every language except English Is
spoken fluently. A mile north. it be-
comes the lair of the multi-millionairc,
and another mile north, its stores sell
everything from tango costumes to pet
alllgatOrs. Farther north, it leaps to q
height of 500 feet, and then sinks to
desert of One-stOry shops with 27-stOrv
hotel among them. 1t then suffers from
CONFUSION of theaters, RECEIVERS only
to be captured by the automobile bust
ness, and still further north runs ma
lestlcally between tall, beetling cliffs of
apartment houses. Fifteen miles from
Its source, it becomes the principal thor
oughtare of NOnkers, being the only
street to do dutv for two large cities.
~ then Tambles over the hills of the
HudsOn' between the estates of the i'm
possibly rich, and when last seen is
headed for Albany under a thick cloud
OF dust and automobile smoke.
Broadway contains the largest hotel
IN the world, for this wear only. and its
tallest building. The largest apartment,
the thinnest skyscraper, the most ter
ritlc restaurant and the most interesting
church are all upon Broadway. Tt ASSAYS
more mllllonaires. actors, automobile
statesmen and gunner than any other
thoroughfare. 1t goes to bed at s p. m
at ITS lower end ard wakens for the
evening at the same hour, at 42d street.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24

of the distance between the root and
tip of the hair. The extremity Of the
tail is always pure white. The brill
fancy and sheen of a fine peIt are IN
usually attractive.
The Canadian government is giving
particular attention to this industry
upon Prince edward island, probably
the richest rural community in the
Dominion, per capita, with savings de-
pOsits of more than $4,000, 0O0
In New York, the story goes, there
is only one coat made of silver black
fox fUrs, three pelts being used This
is safe to predict, however, that silver
black fox fur will be decidedly rare in
the fashion shops for the next five
years. Their value as breeders is far
too great to think for a moment OF
Staying the animals for their pelts.
Thursday: Christmas Feasts.
ARTICLES by fhiS noted writer are reg
ullr features OF The Fl PasO HeraId.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24

ever, the eruption di2 not prove to be
so disastrous as Others in the history of
this famous volcano, which the aneients
called the pillar Of heaven and where the
tabled FORCES Of CyelOps were supposed to
be located. Eruptions of Mount Etna
were recorded long before the Christian
era and have continued at intervals ever
since One of the most violent occurred
IN the 18th century, when $4,000 persons
persisted.
ARTICLES by this noted writer are reg
uiar features Of The FL Paso Heraid.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
Christmas Recipe

AXE
M that gloomy
what direction whatever pathway
guide pilgrim wanded
make somebody today! There's
struggle for bread borne down by the
dead little his
out his 6rowake somebody
there where sunlight shut from the
bOng no light in the gloom there's somebody needing
today sympathy give
Christmas shall
by George NJ Adams) MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
100 Years Ago Today

n NE HUNDRED years ago today the
Sieilians inhabiting the villages
in the vicinity of Mount Etna, and
who at the time were probably preparing
Tor the Joyous Christmas celebrations,
were thrown into panic by seeing signs
OF renewal of activity in the historic
volcano. Great clouds of steam and
smoke arose from the summit, while
streams of lava began to roll down the
sides OF the mountain. Fortunately, how
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
JOURNAL ENTRIES.
lIOpeka Journal. J

Neither is it possible to play hockey
from the school Of experience
Most folk generally have to do the
opposite TO what they'd like to do.
Discomfort is usually the motive
power that drives the engine of
progress.
Just because woman goes shop
pms II doesn't necessarily mean that
she makes purchases.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
The Tragedy of DinkOyi,zski
The Daily Novelette,.

Translated from the Russian.)
In Russia on a time-O-vitch,
A maiden grew bit-ski-
To her therefore this rhyme-O-
witch
Her name was DinkOytizsIzi.
66T RMA DINKOVTIZSKI. will you
stop that meaningless laughter
and eat your breakfast?'
The speaker was olga Inoutska,
lrmas motheriulaW.
Let me in on the jokeski and Wen
all laugh she continued GROSSLY for
age had brought her many infirmities
and she was always cranky in the
He he, he! Ha, har' laughed
Irma DinkOvtizslCi into her coffee "Ho,
no! Ha, ha, hal"
Where's your husband?' snapped the
rightskir'
'Her Shut me up He. he. he!"
cackled her daughter "Oh, that's rich
KoVltz! He shut me up when he's shut
up so tight HIMSELF Ha, no, hei II
You could see him shut up in the fold
ing bed with just one foot sticking out!
He's funny man but he was never so
funny as that in his life! How lucky
for me I was out of bed before it
sprang shut! That one foot sticking
out no! no! hai
He! he! her cackled the old woman.
who really could enjoy a good joke
AFTER breakfast I must go up and
have a look, Hel he!"
And after breakfast which took con-
siderably longer than usual because
Irma DinkOvtizski and O1ga Inoutsky
could not stop laughing, both women
went upstairs TO see DinkOtiZSki shut
up in the folding bed.
OH screamed Irma. ooh. ohr'
For by the color of the one foot
sticking out she saw that poor Dink-
ovtizski had long ceased to breathe
tArticlcs by this nOtrA writer are reg
uIRr features of The Ell PasO HcraId,)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
One-Sentence Philosophy
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

ICniCagO NeWs-)
The office never seeks the man with
halt the persistency of a creditor on
the same mission
It's hard to love your neighbor as
you are trying to raise a garden.
Love at first sight sounds good. but
the man who wins a wife in thirty
minutes may live to regret it for thirty
years
A man viii give up a dollar for a
90 cent article that he wants, and a
woman viii give up 40 cents for an
article that she doesn't want-and
there you are
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24

first mile, goes into business in the
second mile, sees the city government
in the next mile, sad proceeds dizzily
from the business section through the
restaurant area and the automobile dis
pensaries. to the apartment house wilder
ness. and thence to a country estate on
the Hudson at the far upper end.
Broadway is a 20 mile leap from pow
ertv to riches. with plenty of falling
off places by the way. tt viii be longer
some day, but never much more ter
rific.-Coprighted by George Matthew
Adams.
(Artfclcs by tn.s noted writer are reg
ulaE features Of The Fl PasO HcrnIdO
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
GLOBE SIGHTS.

IALCUISOn IIODe-I
probably the meanest mixture is ac-
CURED by that man who is a rabbit
down town and wolf al home.
We once knew a naughty brakeman
VINO SAID he worked in the transpOrta-
ton department of a great railroad
1t is sometimes more of an honor to
be second choice" than first. The sec
ond one to be chosen very often pos
sesses the fine qualities which were
ing.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
QUAkER MEDITATTONs,

Union rates-The marriage fee
Many a man who isn't high flyer
has mis- castles in the air
Competition is the life of trade when
1t isn't the death OF it,
is it mOre-bid curiosity that attracts
so many people to auction saleS2
Some people have liberal views, and
slow their liberality to end there
Even IN the cunning season many
fellow leads an aimless existence.
girl often feels that she doesn't
know how to take a fellow, even be-
fore he proposes.
An idle rumOr always gains currency.
which is more than can be said Of an
idle man.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24

1t has more hotels, theaters, electric
signs and detected little parks than any
other street. There IS standing room
only on its sidewalks and twice as many
people travel underneath it.
Broadway is America in one reel. The
immigrant lands at its lower end, pack
on his back, sells sandwiches for the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
The SearchEght
IN A HALL BEDROOM
WORTH $4,000, OOO. 90,

WORTH $4,000, OOO. 900
A hall bedroom worth $4,000. 600 600
tucked away under the sidewalks of
Broadway! This is the latest achieve
ment on a mammoth scale of New work
CITY It is safety deposit vault. no
recently built underground bv +be
Guaranty Trust company. It is the
strongest vault in the world, and holds
money and securities valued at $1,000
100000. T''S'V'
The vault is made of solid iron and
steel and weighs so tons Every pro-
tective device known to the business.
both in Europe and the United States,
Is used, including a complete cleo
rlcal apparatus The double check"
system is employed whereby no one
man knows enough of the combination
to open the vault unaided
(Articics by This noted writer are rc--
uIar features of The FL PasO HeraId.D
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
Good Roads By Conucts

ONVCT road advocated Of
fu nature" Of owing have
been employed IN this readily released
the public roads
a
Governor Dunn Of Illinois that
whereby
society with
Oddie Nevada in securing passage of
the legislation which provides for state
the of the "Th question:
Of this law has had wholesome
life discharged
About of convict been
performing system camp"
Governor Hanna Of North Dakota governor
by
efficiency
employed on the roads and cites figures the
on their honor and lessening the guards
governor Of
the few attempts at that have been
Governor Hunt OF Arizona favor
their "the
derived by the construction Of splendid highways
society Will the investment a
The viewpoints but
wiz problem problem
Everybody
general
before Christmas with nothing the old
over the country the report is the Christmas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
BRAULIO HERNANDEZ GIVES

$500 BOND AND IS FREED
Braulio Hernandez, charged by in
dictment with theft by bailee was re-
leased Tuesday afternoon. after fur
nishing a $500 bond. Hernandez was
arrested on the charge afte- he was
releasted by the military authorities
at Fort Bliss.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
rHIRTY-THIRD YEAR OF PUBLICATION

thirty Third YEAR OF PUBLICATION
esponden cover
mEtonD n
interest," is owEd amongI stockh al
we F PAYNE R CANDY
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
JAMES ELTON

JAMES Elton
Why do they call
James Elton "smaJty g
When he Is at
a childrsn's party2
Because he tries
to ''bOss" the fun.
And be the most
important one.
But everybody knows
that jim
Is Just a Coop
they laugh at himl
Don Be 4 GO6bl
Creations of this Noted CartoOnist are
regular features Of The Fl Paso Herald. }
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24
Rivals a Diamond Mine
Propagation of Royal Silver Black
Fox on Prince Edward Island
is Making MiIIiOnaires.
. 8y Frederic ). aaskin :

vAsHINGTON, D. c., Dec. "a
w Upon Prince Edward island. a
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-24

TRANSLATED from the Russian.)
In Russia on n time-O-vitch,
A maiden grew Il bit-s1i-
To her therefore this rhyme-O-
Witch
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
FINE SERVICE
At METHODIST
CHURCH SUNDAY
EXTRA PRAISE SERVICE WILL BE
HELD AT WHICH AN EXTENDED
AND VARIED PROGRAM WILL BE
RENDERED BY MEMBERS.

Sunday evening at the First Metho-
dist church a fine praise service will
be held, in which many members and
soloists will take part The regular
choir, assisted by a number of other
local talent, will have charge of the
hours service, and all are cordially
invited to be on hand. The program
is as follows:
Program.
Orchestra
Venire in z Flat (WirtZ) Miss An
ME Belle Mcmillan and chorus.
Hymn 420, 1st, End and Ord verses.
Scripture reading.
O., Give Thanks (SydenhaTn9- Mr..
Ewing, Mr.. Hal Laney and chorus.
Hymn $50, 1st, End, 3rd, 4th and 9Th
verses.
Violin solo-Mr Riddle.
They Went Astray (from 1.-THE Prod
igal Son)-Mrs. Sandusky and Mrs.
Brawner
onertory. soprano solo-Mrs. HaIcAl-
lister.
Praise the Lord (Owst) - Miss
Hutchinson, Mr.. Hal Laney, Mr.. Sile-
man and chorus.
Orchestra.
Great and Marvellous (Turner)-Mrs.
Brawner, Mr.. Ewing and chorus.
Doxology.
Benediction.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
NEARLY EVERY CHILD HAS
WORMS

Paleness, at times a flushed face, I'M
natural hunger. picking the nose, great
thirst, etc, are indications of worms.
Kickapoo Worm Killer is a reliable,
thorough medicine for the removal of
all kinds Of worms from children and
adults. Kickapool Worm Killer is pleas
ant candy form, aids digestion, tones
system, overcoming constipation and
increasing the action of the liver. Is
perfectly safe for even the most deli
cate children. Kickapoo Worm Killer
makes children happy and healthy. Csc.
Guaranteed. Try it. Drug stores or
by mail. kickapoo Indian Medicine
Co. Philadelphia and St Louis. (adv)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
MISS LEE ON WHITE
HOUSE WEDDING

This is the way Daisy Fdtzhugh Lee,
very f1ippantly. writes of Miss Wilson's
wedding plans:
Miss Helen Woodrow Bones, cousin
of the president, is, as you know, sub
secretary to Mrs. Woodrow Wilson
There has been a rumor that this
gentle young lady was in training to
supersede Miss Hagner in that efficient
woman's important job. But that, of
course, is all piffle.
Besides Miss Hagner's peculiar fit
ness for the task, she is one the gov
eminent payroll in the state depart
ment, detailed to White House duty
without costing the president cent.
Miss Bones extra sevices are a. pri-
vate luxury, paid for out of the pocket
of her presidential relative.
Her main chore is to attend to Mrs.
Wilson's personal correspondence and
to look after the minor details of af-
fails
Miss Bones is included essentially in
all social events at the White House.
She is once or twice a week at the the
alter with the royal family She is not,
however, a participant in the bridal
cortege on the 25th.
The crest of the United States that
appears at the top of the invitation to
the marriage of Miss Wilson and Mr..
Sayre, instead of being embIazoned in
gold in the time-honored way is SIM
ply an impress in white. that scarcely
shows at all. This is Jeffersonian and
Wilsonian simplicity for you
There are to be less than six hun
dred Of fortunes favorites at the fine
affair. Pity you aren't invited, too!
Congress has not been hidden en-
masse. Miss Wilson has picked and
chosen among the members of both
houses. There's to be no political or
official atmosphere about the great
event.
All told, there are 531 senators and
representatives and the East room
isn't big as all out doors. So there's
much weeping and wailing and gnash-
ing Of teeth among many of the con-
gressional women who have been hop
ing on until the last.
Orange blossoms, from the Wilson
home in South Carolina, they say, will
deck the happy bride. The posies are
now sprouting for the purpose. The
wedding gown, of course, is of soft
easy.
The brides mother, who after the
bride herself is the prettiest woman in
the family, is going to radiate upon
the great occasion in pearl grav vel
vet, with drapery things Of creamy
lace and bands of white fur
Miss Margaret, the songstress and
maid of honor, who, according to an
cient tradition, is due to dance at her
sisters wedding in her stocking feet,
because she is the elder and unwed,
will be a veritable lily maid in palest
crepe de chine with gauzy draperies-
The blissful bridegroom, who resem-
bleS his bride facially much more
closely than you resemble your twin
brother, if you happen TO have one,
will wear. the customary suit of SOL
emn black
After all, one wedding different from
another in such a small degree; so
why this hullabaloo,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
MRS. BARNES TO TEACH
EXPRESSION,

Mrs J. w. Barnes of Sanford Fla,
has many friends in Pensacola, where,
as Miss Olga, White, she took a prom
inent part in Wonan's work; and
was foremost in dramatic art, lending
her talent and energies to the study
and teaching of Expression, and to
entertainments for charity.
Since her marriage, Mrs. Barnes has
made her home in Sanford, Fla, and
this winter will devote her time to
teaching expression in the public
schools of Sanford
Of this work. the Sanford Herald
says:
: Mrs. J. w Barnes, graduate Of EN-
erson College of Oratory, Boston, will
teach at the high school.
Sanford is indeed lucky" to have
a teacher of this excellent method of
the study of Expression. for Emerson
college is recognized throughout the
United States as the leading college
of its kind.
To quote from a folder which will
soon be out, explaining the nature and
scope of the work You cannot ex-
press that which has not been i'm
pressed is the truth early learned by
students of the Emerson Method Of
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20

for the study Of this art in daily life
can readily be appreciated
Not only to be brought in daily
touch with the great masterpieces of
literature, but to be made to realize
that the spirit and emotions which
actuated the author must possess one
absolutely, in order to express these
truths; cannot fail to have an inf1u-
ence in moulding character. High
ideals and the ability to express them,
naturally stimulate an interest in mat
tiers of public welfare and make for
good citizenship and the study of eX-
preston should therefore, be consid-
cred of serious Importance to a COM
munity.
OF this course in Expression, an
other Sanford exchange says:
OF great interest to the people of
Sanford is the announcement that
Mrs. J. w. Barnes expects to open
q. school of Dramatic Art and Physical
Culture in connection with the public
schools at an early date. The hours
will not conflict with the schools as
the course will be private instruction
to those pupils who wish to take dra-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20

Expression, which differs fundamen-
tally from the methods usually en-
ployed in teaching expression. The
Emerson Method develops real power
by cultivating those qualities of mind
and heart which lie behind all express
sion, and which naturally create it's
necessary artistic forms.
TT therefore becomes a course of
study for personal culture. Success
often depends upon an effective per-
sonality, and this can be gained only
by a realization of ones own power,
physical, mental and spiritual. and by
such training, with the knowledge and
use of a technique which is both psy-
Geological and scientific, that they
may attain to their highest develop
ment. Such mastery of details in all
departments of the art of expression,
enables a person to start at full speed
to speak with authority, and to be
perfectly self-commanded at all times.
No other art offers such large and
full individual development, and since
individual worth is the foundation of
the worth of the different cities, and,
therefore, of the nation, the necessity
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
YESTERDAYS WEATHER.
. y . . . . . . . .

United States department. of agricul-
ture, weather bureau Charles F. Mar
vim, chief. Daily weather bulletin.
PensacoIa's Temperature Data.
Highest on record for November, 81
degrees.
Lowest on record for November, %
degrees.
Average of the highest daily tenn
peratures for November, 6S degrees
Average of the lowest daily temper
atures for November, So degrees.
Highest temperature yesterday, 60
degrees.
Lowest temperature yesterday morn
ing, 81 degrees.
Pensacoias Rainfall Data,
Normal rainfall for the month of
November, 3.74 inches.
Total rainfall this November to 7
D. m. 20 inches.
Total excess this year to October
a1st, S.S5 inches.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
ADJUSTMENTS.
..The FirefIy, and its orchestra.

1t has been a long time since Pen
sacplians have had the opportunity of
Witnessing a. musical production car
ry1ng its own orchestra, and the an
nouncement that THE FREELY with
Edith Thayer. that comes TO the opera
house Wednesday. matinee and night,
Nov. 26th, will carry an augmented
orchestra will prove a delightful bit
of news to theatergoers in Pensacola
That The FREELY should prove one
Of the musical hits of the season. is an
assured fact. The company is under
the management of Arthur Hammer
stein, the son of the noted Oscar, who
controls the services Of Miss Thayer
q discovery of last season. The play
Is by Otto Hauerbach, who wrote
MADAME Sherry ''The Fascinating
Widow" and productions Of such cali
bre. The company numbers sixty peo-
pie. In fact, this organization is the
same identical one that is playing the
larger cities. Throughout. the entire
south every city has acclaimed it the
musical treat of seasons. Seats go on
sale at Ball1com's next Monday
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
The HUNTING
SEASON OPEN
BEGINNING TODAY HUNTERS MAY
GO INTO THE WOODS AND TRY
THEIR SKILL AT ALL KINDS OF
GAME TO BE FOUND,

The hunting season opens in the
state of Florida today and from recent
indications. more than one party will
go after the festive game birds this
morning. All hunters are required to
procure license now, this having been
a recent ena ctment by the legislature.
and not a few have already provided
themselves with-such a document. the
! eccrds in the county Judges court
showing up well in this respect.
Many parties left during the night
to be on the more choice hunting
grounds this morning at daylight, and
it is the opinion that some good bags
wiz be returned tonight
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
BODY OF CHILD
WAS INFERRED

The funeral of the little, son of Mr.
and Mrs. w. L. Zachary occurred yes
terdaN afternoon at o'clock from the
saddened home, at $40 East Gadsden
street. A large aumber gathered at
the home and later went to St. Johns
cemetery, where the little casket was
placed in the grave. Widespread ex-
preston of sympathy was heard for
the bereayed ones who We're thus sud
denly deprived of their little loved
one. Rev. Thos. Lennox of the First
Christian church had charge of the
ceremonies.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
French Market Coffee
Is Never Sold In Bulk!

No one can offer you bulk
coffee that's a satisfactory sub
stitutefor French Market Coffee.
In the first place, the blend of
coffees that produce that rich,
aromatic flavor peculiar to the
genuine French Market Coffee
is a secret of the French Mar
ket Mills.
In the second place, even if
the right blend was known, it
would be impossible to repro
duce the old time French Mar
ket slow roast and grinding
process only obtainable by the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-11-20
.CASWE[L DIES
PANAMA CITY
FORMER RESIDENT OF PENsA-
COLA PASSED AWAY SATURDAY
AND HIS REMAINS WERE IN
TERED IN NEIGHBoRHooD
CEMETERY.

Robert Caswell, formerly a resident
of Pensacola, in which city he was
well known and highly esteemed, died
Saturday afternoon at Panama City,
Fla, where he had been residing for
some time past. The remains were in.
itcrred at the cemetery at that place,
and the funeral was largely attended
He was we'll known in that place.
Deceased is survived by two sons
who were with him at the time of his
death. They are Messrs. Wallace L.
and Robert Leland Caswell.