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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

The Cornell student, who lived ON
e5 cents a week and failed in mAth-
ematics, evidently had his own sys-
tenn of bookkeeping.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

Some one of the ofice wits has said
that love being the quest. marriage
must be the conquest Likewise. why
not divorce the inquest?
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

A Milwaukee policeman remarked
the other morning that there are three
ways to keep out Of scrape-push
out, back out and keep out.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

A divorce proctor, about to marry,
gives out In advance eight principles
upon which he viii proceed. As Year,
soil on these viii be added to.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

In the competition among fashion
able young men to see who can raise
the smallest mustache there are a lot
OF prize winners.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

To be abreast Of the times letter
carriers should organize an artistic
revolt against parcel post impression
5sm.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

Tripping while trying to save his
bicycle, a GothAmite burned to death.
On account Of pedal extremeties, 30
TO speak.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17
WILSON READS
HIS MESSAGE
GAYS TO CONGRESS WE MUST
ABOLISH EVERYTHING THAT
BEARS sEMsLANcE OF
PRIVILEGE.
DUTY LAID UPON THE PARTY

Advocates Putting Our Business Men
and Producers Under the Stimula-
tion Of Constant Necessity Of Being
Efficient, Economical and Enterpris-
ing.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

A newspaper writer says 1t is cas-
Ser TO live on SIS a week than $15,-
900 a year. And It's our bet that he's
never tried the latter.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

Burglars got $250OOo worth of
1ewelry from one New York Pawn
shop. Perhaps New Workers. use such
places as storage vaults.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

Vincent Astor is giving an example
10 the rich young men who begin their
careers by sowing wild oats, in rails
ing tame ones.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

Milwaukee now has a hatpin ordi-
nance. Men are gradually coming
into their rights.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

Grand children Of Napoleon are re-
ported to be living in Los Angeles.
Still, France isn't perturbed over the
fact.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

II minister wishes to do particu-
larry effective work he should he
gCod-looking and remain unmarried.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

The winter may have been unduly
mid, but II is to be said for 1t that It
was an easy one on the poor.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

A collie failed to choose between
two putative owners in court, lamely
ending a most promising dog story.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

A boys idea OF a negotiable asset
Hs anything he can trade for q dog.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

The bright colors Of the bluebird
seem more popular with this seasons
spring girl. s
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

A member Of the new French cab
met 10 named Louis Klotz-yes. the
French cabinet.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

A hair fraud in New York involves
\ large sum, and there are others
that don't involve so much.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

What do astronomers and calendar
makers know about spring. anyway?
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

A pretzel IL beautiful. not only IN
ITS shape but In its keeping qualities.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

An English servant remained with
the family for 70 years, probably be-
ing too feeble to quit
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

Nothing 30 disgusts an elderly
woman as a younger woman's treat
ment Of her baby.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

By the way. has your wife begun
70 offer those little suggestions about
= vacation trip next summer?
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

IT'S the bin, not the bird on daugh-
tar's hat. that interests daddy.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-17

President PoIneare's Mother Dies.
Paris, April 12.-Madame Poincare.
mother Of the president of France,
is dead.
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-22

Aang9sas nssa a1ve14 the sSoss pHagEssA saA -
dsoasA
In Aas United efa1as policy - II right
sesks to sacrifice nAy order - build up ansAs.
prosperity Of the aEar Dnch to be desired aAd
secured By developing ~ rial oenters Of the natien
provide naxst for his pssducs IT, advocated By Cel
they would Be glad to factories closed order v Pps
back upon the farm, vat avail the vsuA
in the position Of producing that thsrs az
he would be compelled - his surplus It prices mach lower
than thoss prevailing at prssaaA
IN farmer il ws esaA high prices VIA - receives
high prices but the psay advocated BY Colsr carried
logical conclusion would that the pros products
would probably drop than that Of prodnoa Tie
artisan the city would b easy vss
with to purchase
Golfers -, fs.rs that esssA fasssris
people of work will bash farmer thy rsaeed
state Of mind only possible - those blind T.
This country unit nd the policies which vim hsp an Of
industries the only poless that will bring prosperity
The factory has right be sacrificed in bring
might call cosrs pseperty - ths faxar esA the
farmer b sacrificed that IL fctory prosper 1hs
both ntertwned and high ths high
prices TO the farmer Low and for mechanic
the laborer low prices market for produce
farmer.
This condition in uncAaassable-Pusblo Chieftain
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-22
FAKE IRRIGATION SCHEMES

ali the fake schemes By which Colorado has
cuding the various real estate schsmes the fruit growing
mania being les The ougrowh Of the effort
estate shark to make the mining excitement which
has Colorado with frequency
since the organization Of the and various other schemes and
urethng propositions the inous
fake irrigation scheme organized by shrewd and unprncpd
the separating the eastern land seeker his
We of Colorado have experience
prospects, shafts and tunnels do constitute mines by
and high time that the people learning that the
on of big dams the digging of bitches deep and wide constitute
that water will be had fill those reservoirs flow
the bitches certain Of falls each fairly
uniform amount taking year with another and will yield
certain of The be fairly
determined rctcal irrigation with the aid a. available
records that have number and big dams
bitches built by collected from suckers those who have
been deliberately deceived by irrigation will increase
that natural precipitation This ought to be patent Of
ordinary intelligence and every few onhs irrigation
scheme started for the purpose Of dragging the from
the pockets Of the impractical and the unsaspsctng
the purpose this article discourage
honest and legitimate irrigation snteps There
opportunities along the line Of irrigation dssPmsn and
for these wish the greatest Of hs has bssn
shameful degree wdcating In Colorado along the linz Of r
CATION little wonder that
Senator Gross should feel justified introducing in the legislature
his blue sky bin which people win find to b BY
unnxed benefit There many who believe that such bin
enacted into law will greatly rstd the dsvsopmen of the state
and think there gro1nd such fear ~ fake
schemes have riot long that high tine call
halt least those which plainly started for The purpose
exploitation without reasonable probability Of benefit 70
except the promoters
=
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-22
DEszRr1so 7Hn oo1oss

E regret much that f champions Of The Initiative and
Referendum should sthods qusionas prevent
the referring Of their By attaching The smargsncy
clause is hoped certain viii not b submitted ts
PIE petition We ought faith enough in the efficacy
allow the them those interests
which called had resd to such tactics sub
rng matters Of interest ts peoples welfare would
have heard the last of it. probably true that larger percentage
should be REQUIRED for both initiating and referring bills Neither
should be invoked ts il special for such
action and the occasion dma the larger could be
secured the petition required 80 osnt to 40 cent
Of the voers the Of ad dry petitions would allow
sufficient latitude to IT, win f the people from being
thwartsd yet would sufficient ts that
could not b invoked nesdess While naeh - IL
psopss 70 have these bills IN rss = without IL dy watch
woa,d b eassd BY rs4srsndun pssa 4 = ssng daage0
prsoedsnt Which may b. greatly Esd IN future ysaAosaA
Jmcejsa NsWA
P1E1 CLAIMING CREDIT giving IL psopas Tie initiative
and r3sgsndum, the q H. house and
lons tstr best to the ps sa ung that principle
number a IL hills they pas h erdr 70 prevent ts rs1r
ence q the original biz giving internal fund
70 de- nsw state highway ty introduced hundred
t each appropratng $4,000 " would fosos Tie psop,s
refer hundred instead ~ Tie sass
factory Again in the enacment = ~ state highway commission
law the house inserted the sasncs 1T hereby
Card tNst this at necessary H. immediate preservation Of
pubic safev The house hopes - ssnsoca prevent
the peorIo from referring the bill ty dss0 In othsr
words after rr~ 'hs people and rsfEsadun tasy
try TO thvrrt It through every CO dihsaaEaAas nsnA
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-22
u rHHaE ROOM FoR nlPIovE0Nf.

0ul good fs.d job. Hie... in a weeks Issue q fss
~ Rsvse dealing ighti,gy with
Parks appearing before ths county essiosers in bshax Of
agricultural expert anoog ~ fass undr ~ supervision
Il the Agricultural oousgs a.d fsAsrll szpars
Mr. Hickman says ~ not worrying abeut tie matter
tonnage and asss with him that gasray
that pity bat WHEN hs the fmsrs viii take
Of that Of SUBMIT that thsy not taking OF
hsir satsfaoa We think hrs much ~ 70 b deas
aloag this linz ws do nnch affect IL bsttsr cas
which Hickman bsleagA bsaisvs good
John might ..ea Il a4vaaaass from saeh
expert Yak Dv - in nA We have dsab Whatever
dssht ss ~ poorer dass a fanss who
making complete faas q Turning and vhe est d joint
With everything
sotosA during country With
The train that those who hs most to visit
inquiry drink With IL greatest
every by ths specialists thsss vino
RaoosafL farnsrs hsr eosamnnss Ihy do
not pose ts know a but quite willing md anxious to
learn from every source psaahaA
Hclmans disoouragmsnts farmers
in the marketing of their drops vy timely and quite
with him and the Post win gladly aid in
possible bring Improvement the present conditions to
help 6 tho clutches Of the commission
friends gentle fling the bankers want to remind
him that knows well the banker the financial condition
OF the people Of community banker knows that the prosper
prosperity all Some people have
banker tvs only during hard times and
they why he should take interest increasing the general
prosperity community the fact that the bankers golden
opportunity all prosperous for
that is TIE cn when they feel that they afford borrow
money build bigger buy additional lands make add
tona Improvements Of kind In times they feel that
they money banks ray
because they think hsy whs they make
By such ventura
being Garfield county
producing that acreage could mads
the best methods adopted and further bssvs that
ts who brings the knowledge to people will b
Justly upon public
sssss
NOW WE WANT T-Now WE DON'T
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-22
sAHNof BUILD PRoGPRRI1Y Toa ONE MDuS1RY
AT TIE COST o. AUo1HI1

weeks Of oolliers Weekly ss Is The following para
=: Tvs empty factsry eannay ~ Ioag bssa slogan
ding doom ~ part q ths hgA pEoeseeioas We had
n empty factory chimney tAan hundred empty farm
which d tie condition that has bss1 brought about by the
fs sEcvs Stimulation Il mazufastming and city growth
evsAl Of thh relation during The four years
30 glad"
was wban coafir's looked upon ~ . magazine Of
asoas shsasht bst - &.asie policies ee ~ pass few
. ~ 3 ~ naV dsviss wsVA 1swsvsr nsassaisal de
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-22

/ Ash Your Doctor About That
HE POST Has already advanos criticism ~
county boards plan foe working the country roads Whs
do not desire At this time to criticize the critics and while
bssvs justice
from withholding criticism the plan
tried out and failure then b. time enough -
blame al the commissiona but then doubt the
pety Of blaming them severely
that largely experiment them good reports
they have had Of the plan who they
sure will present plan
hardly cohesive Of how could failure than ts
plan heretofore in Above everything else resul
idea convict built roads the have solved the prob
lem giving people money
the Post will be Of the first them credit for good pieos
of work.
REFEREE KMEL actually represents sympathy
and support the high faculty
those people ped for the lack of that which
should be prevalent community which always
control in we are
anxious that teams should but the Post
teams proclaimed the winners unless they ACTUALLY WIN THE
CANA We would rather boys girls defeated
every contest than have them lay
we do mot bslevews cannot belsvethat Mr. Kmms
Of the Lsavs school last fan
his work in umpng football game
the Saturday night soma Of hs
and girls ashasd dealing rank pax
tiaty indicates that Mr. Xms will any athlete
contests for adv and ws fssl Of that fact
concerned.
mind being defeated BIT We don't care to BE- robbed.
= = = >
IT Governor Annons and citizens who hs,v.
In The advsnont ol thr through proper construction
state highway commission b. organised ars legal suss
tioas 70 b solved and osr a
sasurs has acted Unless action taken matter IL
summer win b bfors real work On ruadvxy.
under well dnsd Ths money handy has not to b
drained fo@ the pockets of the taxpayer % far present
ssb although has bsu shn Of it power psps ars
tired Of hearing about i psson privilege waasss shown n
upon it, rrsdscsorI il hassning day whsa
commission form Of suiect
agitation. Denver Times
HE POST FEELS urging readers and espec;alv tn.
farm readers to visit the Agricultural college special expert
mental train full itinerary Of which last ssue
These demonstration trains to our
ers in past and feel forward to te
coming Of this train with ordinary interest ". h.y.
always noticed that the psaca f,y
the he Welcomes instruction ac ~ can ~ ,,S
to wy small degrss hua hsss special aserueoa t,tns -
bsss a eu azn vaaaAas ftou Prof He,
md his aa''sfass - ~ Hsia
VIZ s< ns.asoa q to IL se,s,cy .,d s.,..sn.
q oU PEuehdfoa lsws foa tAs eehsr Ada omit - -
TT whas IL saaesa WY q Isi,.sse
h' psps esst .at 70 want ase Web Ksusr IN
ought 70 b asac4y - tsupa.es psepla eouu H. 49,
nsa axo hsaEteEoksa beuaass htfsM wtfa our ao.l
laws and ars stricken With lest may uncons;sut;o, =,
any rate r h o.s naFs vssy bnss puspsE, -
eva u prss wm realise tas i,it,ts.ns q ~
noe among ths things that 10 b ea.sd-or.,d I
Nswa \, :, '.,1,s1
= = . - NJ
Wild stories tie spring election b IN r.at - ~.
sassnsnfs anA huaoas havs tans ben - ve a. ~ -
thas ~ Ay sas sfs saa - pssPas ~, naat - -.
et ~ ~ pssb - - 49, 1m1. -
The Glenwood post., 1913-02-22
NOW WE WANT lr-Now WE DON'T

HERE m1ny amusing things IN politics.
Ateut amusing thing before the people Of
the question protection
CcJora rado's industries
All Colorado against the proposition
the ad Colorado proucssagar lead zinc cattle
hides, etc
orials being from cities sscQs commercial
boa,u corporations asking protect cclo
RADIO industsea
Eoey being mako Washington believe tha.
Colorado favors protscisa.
has three months since Osorado elected two
United states ~ had made campaign this state
favor Of free trade q ~ tari6k
MIR Eesder decide for congress wha: Colorado
winch would beleves these resolutions and
the United States senators who bearing
tifcat o election the Of Colorado
lie in the belt counties unqueicnably to want
Coiorado they voted for Thomas and Shat
re oppose it.
lie of tie nn;z sections, Of al classes to want
znc they voted Thomas Shafroth
protection cattle aAd hides and 1t that great
IS aasoci.ioa meeting in Dsavsr they voted strongly
rhe Tan plan Il govnent esael Of Tie pabie rangsa
sasc4ioa hsy votsd 1sas ~ 0afeth Who oPposs
and sanpsd attacking govE1nsat
po ha.G1ing IL Pabte raagA
yn Is 70 hagA-0ansa 0ay 1seax
= =
IANN0f BUILD PR06PERT1Y Ioa ONE uDUD11Y
AT TIE COST OF AUo1E1
The Irish standard., 1913-07-12
UNUSUAL TYPE OF BRAVERY
Not Many Husbands Would Under.
take to Return Wtfe's Hat, Even
Though He Needed Money,

The bravest man In London made
his appearance in Regent street
shop one day recently.
He carried an enormous bandbox
which contained an enormous hat, ON
which the man wanted what he con-
sidered an enormous amount of money
refunded. The man was pretty mad,
and, while looking for someone who
had the authority to negotiate the
transaction, he talked loud enough for
everybody to hear.
"My wife bought this hat" he said.
"She doesn't need It, She has already
bought three new hats.
She paid 1872 for this one. She has
never worn it. It just came home
last night. I can't afford to throw
all that money away, and l want you
to take the hat back. She wouldn't
bring 1t down, 80 1 undertook the Job
myself"
"By the side of that man Napoleon
Bonaparte was cringing coward"
said the young woman who had made
the sale. Imagine Napoleon flounc.
ing into a Partisan millinery shop
with hat that he didn't want Jose.
Thine to buy! He could not have
done it."-London Tit-Bits.
The Irish standard., 1913-07-12
rhInks Aged Must Deserve Re.pec

Thinke Aged Must Deserve Respect.
Many people tell you that you must
be respectful to older people, quite
leaving out of the question whether or
not they're worthy Of respect. I've
known some of the most obstinate,
bad-nannered, unkind, unjust old PEG.
pie, whose faults we're borne in silence
because they were old. I've known q
grandmother who would actually
bribe her grandchildren to disobey
their mother, her daughter-in-law. I've
known an old man who by his un.
ceasing bullying and heckling actual.
broke down the health of his son, who
was carrying heavy burden OF care
but who might still be a we'll man II
his father had not literally worried
him into sickness. In both these cases
hold that the respect of the daugh.
ter-in-1aw and the son were misplaced
and that the old folks should not have
been allowed to subject their kin to
such i'll treatment. just being old is
no guarantee of qualities worthy OF
respect.-Woman's Home Companion
The Irish standard., 1913-07-12

some Of their drawings. am really
proud Of them. and there Is not one
Of my music scholars who would not
give up q whole holiday to practice,
on the piano"
The Mr.. Page she had alluded to,
had come into Luoia's life quite prom.
lnently Of late. He had charge Of q.
school supported by the manufacture
Ing plants at the edge Of the town.
The work WAS purely philanthropic.
It was profound admiration for the
way in which he had won the. interest
and love Of his poor pupils, that had
caused Lucia herself to long to be Of
assistance in cooperating to raise the
social and educational status of the
forlorn little ones.
Lucia would never forget to her
dying day one golden afternoon when
she was strolling by the riverside
with Harold Page discussing new
plans fer the benefit of their mutual
work. Suddenly Harold had sprung
from her side. Then she saw that a
little girl playing in a boat tied to-
the shore near the mill dam had fall
en- into the water. Just in time Mr..
Page made plunge that rescued the
imperiled child from sure death.
The little one was more frightened
than hurt. When Page carried her
to grassy plot, Lucia sat down to
care for the weeping child, and her
rescuer lowered near by to soothe her
with gentle words. "Oh. dear Mr..
Page! You was 30 good, SO grand to
jump in and get all wet and unused
up, just for q bad. naughty little girl!
She was SO grateful, SO happy, that
she seized his hand. She drew 1T
close to that of Lucia, and khsmithem
both, and held them there so close
together that Lucia blushed and Page
looked embarrassed. 1t awoke Lucia
to quick comprehension of the fact
that she had found her ideal at last.
It nerved Mr.. Page to speak out what
had been In his heart for some time.
Miss Forsythe," he said, rs they
walked slowly homeward. anybody
would be pardoned for the common
belief that you are princess in dis.
guise, and really was led to believe
that you were the great heiress they
said. But ! have learned that your
work here ia real soul labor. I have
something more In worldly wealth
than my humble but glad position here
would seem to indicate. Let me share
it with you"
And on such q dreamy, mellow eve
ming, and with such earnest words
from such q man, Lucia Forsythe
could not say him nay.
Copyright. 1918, by w. q. Chnpman.)
The Irish standard., 1913-07-12
NOBLE INDIANS STILL LIVE
Homeless Tribe In the Fhoridas Re.
fuses to Accept Favors From the
Government.

It is difficult to realize that this
homeless fragment of q people still
retains, after nearly two centuries Of
disaster, the traditional pride which
distinguished the caciques of the
early Floridas, says the Christian Her
aid. They ask nothing from the
United States government, would ac-
cept nothing. indeed unless tactfully
offered as their righteous due, and
through the men who have won their
confidence. or through others aligning
with these. The gauntest straggler
who drops in at the mission store in
times Of bad hunting and deluged
crops will hardly admit that the In.
dians are needy. "Injun no hungry
how" he will answer to your hospita-
BILE question throwing back his proud
melancholy head as if gazing into that
remote past with which-who knows?
he may be mentally contrasting the
present moment.
They ask for nothing except by way
Of purchase and 1t would be unpre.
cedepted for a Seminole to Jump his
account" 1t is not difficult to see why
The mission needed the store. Besides
the advantage of location and the clos
er contact with the Indians in general.
the mission can also, through this
agency, help the Indians in general
without seeming to dispense charity
DR.. Golden has steadily kept the prices
of skins and furs up ard Of provisions
down. The store LIS thus run At some
loss in dollars and cents. but of great
gain In the efficiency and scope Of the
missions relief work.
The doctor and his. assistants Of the
landing. moreover, kept open house
for the Seminoies at all times, dis.
pensing simple. cordial hospitality
frankly accepted by the glade people.
whose appreciation, az we'll as sense
Of reciprocity, ia shown by their Gus
tom of bringing gift offerings" Of
their best to these good neighbors who
with kindness and truth, are gradual
ly wiping the stains from the white
mans name.
The Irish standard., 1913-07-12
Retorted Better Than He Knew.

A well-known idiot named Jamie
Frazer surprised people sometimes by
his replies. The members Of one par
ish had for some time distressed the
minister by their habit Of sleeping in
church. He had often endeavored ia
impress them with sense of the i'm.
propr1ety of such conduct and one day
Jamie was sitting in the front gallery
wide awake, when many we're slum
bering around him, the clergyman en-.
deavored to arouse the attention OF
his hearers by stating the fact. say
ing: "You see even Jamie Frazer
the idiot, does not fall asleep as so
many Of you are doing" Jamie, not
liking, perhaps, to be designated
coolly replied: "An' If I hadn't been
an idiot I would have been sleepini
too" a."