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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07
Hit the Danger Spot.

A tippler with very red nose got
a days work as laborer in a boiler
works. The same day he appeared
before the surgeon at the hospital
with his nose smashed.
Good gracious!" exclaimed the sur.
geon. How did you manage to get
your nose smashed like that?"
''Oh, cried the sufferer, Il put my
nose through hole in the boiler for
a sniff of fresh air, and the man out
side with the hammer mistook it for
q red-hot rivet. And lie only hit once
that's ALL"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07
Good Cause.

"Will you donate something to q
good cause?" said the caller, as he
laid a paper on the businessman
desk
What is it?" asked the business
man.
Zone of the tenants in this build.
ing killed book agent this morning.
replied the caller, land we are taking
up subscription to reward him."
PUT me down for $4,000" replied
the business man.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07
Rriohtenino Flower Pots.

Flower pots frequently fade into a
dIngy color from their original bright
and cheerful brick red They may be
easily frightened again by putting or
binary red ochre in water until it is
about as thick as paint, then painting
the flower pot, which absorbs the
color and holds it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07
~ Fon Corn.

Very often corn will not pop quick
ly, even over very hot fire. If you
will put the corn to be popped In a
sieve and pour cold water over it. not
allowing the water to stand on the
corn, it will not only pop quickly. but
the open kernels will be larger and
lighter and more fiaky than they 9th
erwise would have been.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain cures wind collie 25c bottleA0v
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07

Appropriate Connections.
$50 Miss Jiggers had an eye to the
vaudeville stage"
Yes, but she got the hook"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07
His Status.

is that druggist well thought of in
the community"
Sure. Isn't he a pill-er of the
church,"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07

Constipation causes and aggrayates many
nerious diseases It Is thoroughly cured by
Dr. Pierces Pleasant Pellets. The favorite
family laxative Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07

There isn't much use in turning
over a new leaf unless you put q
weight on it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07

A cloth jacket is warmer than a fur
lined coat, there being less temptation
to leave it open
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07

In order to be a social favorite 1
man may be cheerful liar.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07

The days have been short" because
there's less time in them and time is
money.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07

Newwed-Say, old man, don't you
know what you miss by not being mar
Eied.
Bachelor guess not Do you count
your money every night and morn
xng.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07
Women Are Constantly Being Restored to.
Health by Lydia E. Pinlxham's
Vegetable COMPOUND.

aWorth mountains Of gold" says woman. Another
says, II would not give Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound for all the other medicines for women IN the
world" Still another writes. 81 should like to have the
merits Of Lydia F. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound thrown
the sky wha searchght that all suffering women cou"
read and be convinced that there is remedy for their Ills
We could fill newspaper times the size of this with sqh q
atons taken from the letters we have received %
whose health has beensresored ard suffering banished by
Pnkham's Vegetable Compound r,d
Why Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound accomplished
such universal success? Why has lived and hrved and KEEP
doing its glorious work the sick of the world LOT ~
than 30 years? M
Simply and surely because of its sterling worth The reason
other medicine has approached its IS plainly
ply because there other medicine good for womens INN
Here two letters that just to the writer's w
of thousands but both tell comforting every suffering
man who will read them-and be guided by them.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-02-07

FROM MRS. ID. III. BROWN.
lola, Kansas During the Change
of Life was sick for two years. Be-
fore I took your medicine / could
not bear the weight of my clothes
and was bloated very badly. / doc
tored with three doctors but they
did me no good. They said nature
must have its way. Ny sister adj
vised me to take Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and purchased
a bottle. Before it was gone the
bloating left me and / was not so
sore. ] continued taking it until I
had taken 10 bottles. Now am
stronger than l have been for years
and can do all my work, even the
washing. Your medicine is worth
its weight in gold. / cannot praise
it enough. If more women would
take your medicine there would be
more healthy women. You may use
this letter for the good of others. -
Mrs. D. II. Brown, 800 North Walnut
Street, lola, Kan.
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
COUNSEL FOR STRIKERS
Judge Advocate Announces Defend ants Will Be Ass igned
 Attorneys

CHARLESTON, March 1.-Colonel Wallace, judge advocate, notified to- day the eighty prisoners held at Camp Pratt in connection with re cent disorders, in the Paint Creek coal country that they will be pro- vided with counsel when tried by military commission if they are un- able or unwilling to employ lawyers.
 This followed a statement by the attorneys of the United Mine Work CTS of America that they will not appear before the commission to de- fend the accused. The trials will be- gin March and the accused will re- ceive the privilege of calling such witnesses as they desire.
 News reached here today that Mother" Jones, the aged labor lead CT broke down when told last night that the court of appeals had decided the habeas corpus proceedings against her.
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
\ SCIENTIFIC ADVISOR
 FOR MISSOURI FARMERS
A Newly Organized Department Of the Missouri Agricultural College
 at Columbia

COLUMBIA. Mo.-"Scientific man agemeut" applied to farm conditions is the idea back of the farm management departments of the state board of az riculture of the agricultural college and the federal government. all of which are Cooperating with the ne,yl., organ ized department of county agricultural supervision put in operation in Mis- sOuri during the past year. under the direction Of D. H. Doane of Columbia How the farmer can manage the means at his command so s to put $2 on his bank account where only S1 appeared before is the problem the farm man agement experts propose to furnish an answer for
 In numbers of concrete instances they have put the theories against the problems and produced results On one farm. that operated by T. F.. Adkins. seven and a half miles southeast of Columbia. scientific management on the farm showed a net cash gain of $lS"o in one year over the preceding wear How to buy. when to sell. how to handle cattle profitably. what use t0 make "f every acre on the place. methods of constructing, alterings. re- pairing or maintaining farm buildings. file draining in low ground where need ed. and other countless improvements ranging from the silo to crop rotation schemes. are covered in a farm man agement program
 Four Missouri counties nave retained farm advisers, at salaries ranging from S2ooo to $300O, and five other counties have taken all the steps necessary ex- cept the appointment of the men for the positions.
 D, H. Doane of the faculty of the az iicultural college of the University of Missouri, is state farm leader. a new "Ttlce created in 1912. He has person. al supervision of all work done in con
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

McWilliams q graduate Of the a9ri- cultural college, at salary of $200o. He saved farmers in his county over $10000 last fall by heading off and stamping out q hog cholera epidemic
 Audrain county recently retained F. W. Ruek, a graduate of the agri- cultural college. who had been op- erating q 15O0-acre farm in Illinois. Rusk is to be paid $25o0. and will do the same kind of work in Audrain that Jordan and McWiuiams are do- ing in PetJi~ and Cape Girardeau counties
 Johnson county has this month arr ranged to retain C. NJ. Long, also a graduate of the agricultural college, as farm adviser at d salary of 5000.
 Other Missouri counties that have either qualified under the law en- abing them to retain farm advise.s, or have taken preliminary steps are Dade Buchanan, Jackson. Marion and Cass.
 One-fourth of the salary paid the farm adviser is furnished by the county. one-tourth by the state of Missouri and one-half by the federal government.
 The law under which the work thus far done had been organized IS one known as the Nelson act" passed by the forty-fourth general assembly in 1907, and introduced by William L. Nelson. then a member from Cooper county. but now assisan- secretary If the state board of agriculture. The law has been attacked as to the le- gality pf allowing the county to ap- 1 propriate moneys from it's general revenue fund for the carrying on l of agricultural experiments under the 1 direction of the farm advisers when i appointed. and to remedy this alleged defect another law is now pending in the legislature.
 ] only six states have followed Mis- souris lead in county farm adviser work They are: New York, Penn
 sylvania. ohio, India ra, Michigan and Kansas.
 1 Since the launching of the work in Missouri and the resulting demand for experts trained in farm manage ment. the enrolment in the farm anagement department of the agri- cultural college has grown D. II Doane was the first professor ir ! charge of the department. but since he has been made state leader oi farm management work, .. R. John son has been appointed head of tho i department. There are three in structOrs in the department. Sixty
 of the students in the regular fou
 years agricultural course and seven ty-five of the students in the two year course are enrolled. In addition
 there are five graduate students iron
 different states who are here qualify
 ing themselves to become teachers O
 farm management in their own states
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

neCtiOn with the county supervisor sNs- tenn and recommends the men for ap pointment The appointments are made by the agricultural college of the Uni versity of Missouri
 The whole science of farm manage ment has become a part of the curri- culum of agricultural colleges and has been taken up as a part of the work of the national and state departments of agriculture within the past three years.
 Petts county. Mo. was the first county in the United States to actually retain and pay d county adviser. Sam Jordan. who had been for four years a special lecturer on corn at farmers institutes for the Missouri state board of agriculture, resigned his position and went to Pettis county at a salary of 5000 year. beginning work in Pettis county, April !. 1912 Jordan was christened by the Paris Appeal the disciple of dung and dirt and the pilot to better crops in Missouri" He was born in log cabin in Gentry county. was educated at the Northwest normal. taught school and ran seed breeding farm. and became a recognized special ist in corn production Tn Pettis coun- ". Jordan was the first man in Mis- rouri to hold scientific agricultural meetings out on the farms. instead of in the small towns, as had been the practice in formers institute work Jordans meetings Were winners. draw ing. crowds like old-time Methodist re- ViTals. Questions were welcomed and Jordan was ready to test his theories against the facts. When the farmers learned where he stood and that he knew more about farming than they did, they got behind him A county board of agriculture, the first in the United States. was formed with forty incOrpOratOrs and seventeen directors Working through his county board Jordan is increasing the Pettis countv corn yield. the variety and profit ableness of crops grown. improving the methods of feeding and breeding cattle, and is demonstrating that sci entific agriculture. when confronted with concrete problems. produces tam gible results that can be deposited in the bank in form of increased profit
 Following the lead of Pettis Coun- ty. Cape Girardeau county asked for "a farm adviser, and retained C. NJ.
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
Municipal Slaughter Houses Called Abbattoirs Will Be Instituted If Senate Has It's Way; Will Knife Butcher Trusts
ANTI-CIGARETTE
 BILL DISCUSSED
House Passes Bill Prohibit ing Coercion of Employes to Sign Initiative, Refer cndum and Recall Pcti- tions: Kills Lobby Bill

There were two questions of hNgienic importance before the senate yesterday afternoon that created quite q deal of providing for municipal slaughter houses under state control and the other one was the now we'll known cigarette bill The only objection that appeared to exist against the slaughter house bill came from Vessel who seemed anxious to stick a pro vision in it that would Vitiate it. The bill provides that municipal abbatoir shall be constructed and the draft of the bill left blank for the number of months within which the bill should be complied with. Vessel moved to make this 240 months The senate Was in committee of the whole with Wood up co. BD But this made no difference to Wood, who vowed he would speak on the bill anyway, and he called Har- risOn to the chair.
 The bill comes from Hughes. origin ally. and is known as Senate bill five, but a substitute was brought in from committee. not materially different from the original. Wood said the ef- feet of the bill would be to cut off the local butcher trust and that meat could be slaughtered under absolutely sani- tary conditions at a rate much cheaper and in d manner more satisfactory if done under the provisions of this bill. Hughes said it was not necessary to point to the experience of Germany, in the matter of municipal slaughter houses, but that in Paris, Texas there is one in operation that has been a
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
Pimples Quickly Disappear from Face, Arms, Neck and Back, and Insure
 Beautiful Complexion

You can get rid of them just in time by taking Stuarts Calcium Wa fers.
 These wonderful little workers have cured bad boils in three days, and some cases of skin diseases in week.
 They contain as their main insre- dient most thorough, quick and eff fective blood cleanser known. calci- um sulphide.
 Remember this, too, that most pim- pie treatments reell with poison. And they are miserably slow besides.
 Stuart's Calcium Waters have not particle of poison in them. They are free from mercury, biting drugs. or venomous opiates. This is absO- iutely guaranteed They cannot do any harm, but they always do good good that you can see in the mirror before your own eyes few days after
 Don't be any longer humiliated by having a splotchy face. Don't have strangers stare at you, or allow your friends to be ashamed of you because of yOur face. Ioui pIo'd hldheS you NIidt you are. The men and women who forge ahead are those with pure blood and pure faces
 Stuarts Calcium Waters will make you happy because your face will be a welcome sight not only to yourself when you look into the glass, but to everybody else who knows you and talks to you. Stuarts Calcium Waters are sold by all first class druggists at 50 cents q box. They are very pleasant to the taste ard in results are truly remarkabIe-Adv
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
STORES CONCERN ANSWERS.
Company Says It Met Competitors by
 Legitimate Methods.
ASSOCIATED PRESS DIsPATCHI


 SAVANNAH March 1.-The an swcr of the American Naval stores as individuals and as off cers. to the federal suit in the United State district court, today declares the company did not violate the law. but was forced by methods of the consideration of the Naval Stores company to go in with the company handling the business. and that later the company did organize national transportation and terminal company with S250,0O0 capital stock.
 IL is declared all the concerns owned by the parent company art bona fide. which was at all time fighting competitor, but it is ad- mitted the company controls 75 per cent of the naval stores business oi the world.
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

. Joseph F. Tumuity.
 fJoseph F. Tumulty, of Jersey City. \. J., who will be secretary to Presi- dent Wilson, is only thirty-four years old, but he has had long ex- perience in politics. Just now he is secretary to Governor Woodrow Will son and clerk of the New Jersey su- pre1ne court
 Tumuity is a lawyer by profession. He has been married since 1902 and has four girls and two boys. The eldest child is nine years old. the youngest two months.
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
How to Escape the Bad
 Effects of March Weather

runa restores the appetite. Peruna increases the digestive powers. Pc runa regulates the bowels Peruna strengthens the nerve ccnters. Pc runa does all these things. and with out any untOWard results. No family should allow themselves to be with out Peruna during the month of March.
 The symptoms of grip are: First begins with a cold not due to expo sure Second. d number of people attacked at the same time. Third, confined chiefly to head and respira tory organs. Fourth. accompanied by high fever for several days. Fifth, serious after effects. Convalescence slow
 The experiences of the people that Peruna is remedy for grip have been uniformly good. Very few if any have been disappointed in Pc runa as a grip remedy.
 Mr. C. .. Peterson. of No. 3327 \. Hamilton Ave. Chicago. Illinois, had a severe attack of the grip which left him very weak He was in a condition that he was unable to do any work He began to take Peruna and in two weeks was strong and well. The consequence is he always keeps Peruna in his home
 Alr. George F. Pratt. No. S2S 18th St Moline Illinois. writes concern ing his wife: She had the grip. After using two bottles of Peruna she was greatly relieved. So much 50 that she continued the treatment for d short time. when she was thoroughly
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02
F|L|BUSTER IN SENATE
(Continued from Page One)

eral items and left only local appllca- tions which Senator BristOW referred to as the Grab" items. Among the senate amendments dropped out; were those for the Arlington memorial bridge, the militia armory, the eXten- sion of the park system and the Ma tional Red Cross building, all in Wash ington and $3.O0O.OOO for a New York court house site.
 The only measures that reached the president today were the fortificatloRs appropriation bill involving about S4,OO0,000. the diplomatic consular bill carrying something over $3,OOO.000 The measures resting on precarious condi- atiOnS of over $l0000 900.
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

cured. After noting the effect that Peruna had in the case of his wife Mir Pratt took the medicine himself for the grip. Not, however. until he had taken several other remedies without any improvement. The Pc runa completely cured him.
 Mir C. J. Powers, No. 162I Williams St. Denver Colorado. says that the grip had left him very weak He took Peruna and ut once he began to gain strength and was finally cured. Since then when do not feel well or have taken cold l al ways take Peruna and it never dis appoints me in it's action.
 Thus we might go on Indefinitely to recite cases where people have suffered from the after effects of grip. Then they have reSorted to this remedy or that remedy. Finally they have been constrained to take Peruna The result is always favor able.
 If the people generally understood the benefit of Peruna no household would be without it, during the month Of March especially. when climatic diseases prevail so extensively
 Mrs Charles Anspaugh, R. F. D. T. KimmelI. Indiana, whose portrait is given above, writes: "Peruna has been a godsend to me. | can feel safe in saving that it. saved my life. as l was all run down and was just miserable when l commenced taking your Peruna. but l am on the road to recovery now. cannot thank Nou 100 mnnh. -AdNertisement.
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

source of revenue and at the same time reduces the cost of living The cost of slaughtering has been brought down to about scventY-five cents per head of beef cattle. At this Vessel took different turn to his argument and said he thought the matter is coy cred in the present board of health and cattle sanitary board laws. After some discussion. in which it was dem onstrated the majority of the senators are for this, it was decided to send if back to committee.
 Following the discussion on this. an other wOrdy war was Waged on the subjects of the sale of cigarettes to minors. This is also d substitute bill for the original introduced by Hughes Vessel was violently against the biH saying it would immediately put half the school children in the criminal class. He said the next thing the leg islature would try to do would be to pass laws prescribing the methods of nursing babies. Cuniff imm ediately said this would be a cOrking good law, as experience in the countries that
 have been forced to fight decrease in
 
 edge in raising babies had been greatly
 in favor of just such measure. The discussion WaXed quite furious for some thirty minutes and Wood of Mar icOpa suggested they get move on as it was costing two dollars q minute. This is Cunniffs pet statement and he objected to the use of it by the Mari copa gentleman and he immediately drew attention to the fact it was worth l$2 minute to talk about the coming generations if it will do them any good. The upshot of it all was the bill was sent on it's way rejoicing.
 In addition to this the senate handled | a number of communications commit 1 bills to comittees.
 In the House.
 l The house in spite of the fact it ad = journed sooner than the senate trans
 acted a great deal of business, and pro | ceeded to act finally on lot of bills. l The axe committees bill providing for q deputy state Urea aSurer passed without l division. The bill of Bradner's prOhib- 1 ting coercion in signing initiative ref lerendum and recall petitions passed l twenty mine to Jacobson. Kelton's bill | providing that women can hold office was passed without division. Dren- mans bill amending the county classi- | ficatiOn law so as to provide for sal aries for justices of the peace also | passed without division, and Graham 1 succeeded in getting his bill for a state | artesian well in the Sulphur Springs valley through the house finally. Hay | ing done this work and feeling good about it. the house proceeded for what lit hopes is the last time to kill the anti lobbying bill. The bill is admittedly an administration measure and seems to hurt the feelings of the house. This | is the fourth time that this bill has
 been up this session. and it is the
 fourth time the knife has been drien into it.
 | The democratic house had q republi- can speaker in the person of Kirk T 1 Moore of Pima, who was unanimously elected speaker pro-tem in the absence of Mir. Linney. MT. Moore was the min ority nominee for the speakership and
 is one of the most popular and able members of the legislature He is q practicing attorney at Tucson and was formerly territorial superintendent of lpubHc instruction.
Arizona republican., 1913-03-02

March is the critical month of the whole year. IL is the month of i'll health and bHzzards February has passed with its epidemics of grip and holocausts of colds. which have sown the seeds of disease and derange- ments broadcast. March is month of untoWard weather. but it is the month that reaps the consequences of February derangements. If one succeeds in getting through with the month of March even tolerabIy well. the rest of the year win be compara- lively easy.
 Every household ought to be pro vtded with Peruna l. you have had grip during the winter and have not recovered your former health and strength you surely need Peruna Pc