Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-26

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But IN the summer It's too bad
m Qpit ihe 'mevie" seat.
Denver Republican.
ld like 81 BE- 8 farmer lad
and drive the husky steer;
such toll indeed weuid mako me glad
Had they a steering gear.
Seattle Post lntelllecncer.
ia Ike 10 be n farmer lad
~ could loaf and Fhirk
'Twould be Il cinch u dear old dad
Would only 40 the WORK.
Boston Post.
ia like 10 be q farmer lad
! say this not 10 knock.
But ] would hate a. " / had
To rise az four o'clock.
--Dc,roK Free Press
ia like a. be- farmer lad
Sometime before I'm dead:.
I'd love % 30 hack 10 the farm
Ana spoil q parsnlp bed.
Houston Post.
ia Ike % be- n farmer lad
nut would hate like tho dickens.
To make the coop "a sleeping place
And get up with the chickens.
o.
Showing orr.
When stopping az a grand hotel
The stiffert man unbends
lie takes their stationery swell
Cincinnati Enquirer.
when stopping az q grand hotel
what uncouth human sandwich
Meier made the tortured waiter yell
By mauling the French langwich?
D.
ABSOLUTE neutrality VIII be OBJ
served in Mexico. In case few
more Americans are murdered. oul
government viii not butt into the AZ
fair.
SPEAKING OF ultlmawms we have
been giving one to Mexico weekly foi
the past two or three years
o.
1T SEEMS like really rubbing 4
In. 70 bring Thaw his breakfast late
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THERE Ia well defined impress
sion prevailing that Murphy did havi
some remote connection with the an
duction Of Mr.. suffers Angora.
o
GOAT you understand.
. o.
FOUR years more and the Demo
cratic caucus viii be a carcass.
o.
A PHILADELPHIA man shot hi
wife because she refused Ia kiss him
Probably tho vulgar thing wore
musiache.
THE RAILROADS In Montana hav
revoked an passes. The sad part Z,
inc passes In Montana all this tim
and we didn't know about Il.
O.
A CLOUDBURsT II reported from
Tonkonk Nevada. II sounds NOR
like a case Of bursted tire
o.
EDMUND HAYES. member Of
prominent family, graduate Of Bow
doln college. has heen murdered Il
Mexico. n this thing continues ther'
is reason TO believe that Uncle San
VIII become seriously disturbed
D.
IT TIIAW makes many more pub
lie statements we shalt have to revis'
our theory about his sanity Hli
latest utterance sounds like some W,
have heard coming over the wall {
Las Vegas.
MAYBE MIR sherwood doesn't rel
ish being pointed out as jour oldes
alderman"
O.
WE CAN'T help II " our moutl
waters when they talk about hakinl
5000 pumpkin pies az Maxwell on Pi'
day
e.
COOPERATION h. the basis oI
the Ideal state of the future. sayi
Early Grey. outlining the remedy goa
poverty ana discomfort sounds like
la most plausible theory. Who wouit
not he willing 10 cooperate with JohT
y. Rockefeller or J. pierp. Nor.
gan, Jr.?
q
MIR MULHALL yesterday felt d
strong impulse 20 throw glass ga q
lawyer. Too transparent. that
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AND SPEAKING Of throwing
things. there are quite number oi
gentlemen who could break marks.
manship records with Mulhall az q
target.
D.
MAYBE the pendulum has started
swinging back the other way and We
shall finally become sane again. The
Chicago health department has refus-
ed 10 issue warning against kissing
on the ground that Il Is safe within
reasonable bounds"
o.
OF COURSE. Il would have made
a lot Of difference had Chicago for
babe the amusement. Not
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