Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-08

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Coekney wit.
(From the New York Amerioan.D
H. ]. Nally. vice president Of the
Postal telegraph company. returned
from London recently on the Baltic
with q wiiloughhy hlnie imprint o.
1894 he bought a. sothehy's and a
sample of Cockney wit.
Mr. sally enjoys riding on 'busses,
he said
''In front Of me one cay sat an or
icntai wearing whlie turban. The
bus conductor touched me ana point
ing % him. said:
beg pardon. guV'npr. hut what |
kind Of hlOke do you csIl 'img
"'He looks TO me like sun wor-
shipDer' I replied.
''rhe conductor pcered AT me
through the London fog and said with !
4 wink
"'He must be ere on ia blooming
vacation.
o.
JOHN WESLEY WAS once walking
with brother who related 10 him
his troubles. saying that he did not
know what he should do. They we're
AZ that moment passing stone fence
around meadow. over which cow
WAS booking DO you know asked
Wesley. why the COW looks over the
WALL" "NO." replied the one IN
trouble II will tell YOU" said Wes-
ley. Because she cannot look
through n; and that Is what YOU
must do with your uroubles--look
over them"
OR STILL BETTER r. overlook
them.
o.
ALBUQUERQUE would give pneu-
monla TO those sweltering kansans
who have been existing la temper
allure Of 100 and above for the past
few brief weeks.
O.
a LOS ANGELES preacher in
Weighs against the X-ray dress and
are doing that nowadays it's a poor
way 10 seek notoriety.
1T rs MEASURING Go think that
Salvador has pledged herself not to
sneak up and slap Uncle Sam on the
heel while he IL not looking. Sow
n Mr.. Bryan can Just gel Monaco,
Uruguay and Heligoland signed
up-.
PRESIDENT Wilson congratulated
Rep. Casey-(not Shep Casey OF
Penn, when the latter and wife and
eight handsome and hungry children
called az the white House. That's
/ all right-hut fhink of what T. u.
would have done for that man
D
| BURGLA rs are breaking into the
Prague. Oklahoma. Jail 60 steal hoO1e
therein contained. In the bright
IexlnRtcn OF Prague there is NO such
word as resisting am officer"
d
EVERY TOWN that cannot get
into the headlines any other way Will
be- discovering the Hanan Jewels inI
lts hock-shupH
Az OYsTERPATH az the convcn-
ton in Huntsville Mo, has come out
nntfootodly for the kangaroo walk
makes no bones about a. We shall
4 L.
when he comes home.
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ALSO we were simply ossificd col
hear about H.
THE FRENCH government is In
terested Ia experiments by which
ultra violet rays will explode an in
! fcrnal machine - miles away.
Shucks--one OF Our favoritc authors
discovered that in the Hopular mag
azine month agO--and blew up an
sorts VI battlcships with 10.
o.
We Love Iilm So.
That same COOK we told you about
who sits behind YOU az the picture
show and iaboriOusly reads the eN-
planatlonE word by word ~ they app
pear on the screen. in a tone Of voice
easily audible over In the southwest
corner of the opposite dressing room.
D.
THE BEST foot is useful not only
for hoing put forward but also for
kiCkiug ones self,
d
A GREAT Relieioua Awakening
sometimes refers to the rousinR of the
cong. after the minister had finished
his discourse. Let az now sing No.
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o.
THE REST way 90 tell whether a
man is q real Christian ~ 10 see
whether he n good natured early In
fthc morning
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