Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-30

THE POOR and the bum Jokes we
have always with us
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As REGARDS Mr.. Felix Dias
1 We certainly fail % saizc
Ihoros ono bls ID tec
- btin8 s1rh q NroEa
such q aou1le-tted liut az heaiz.
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TuE ADMINISTRATION A. now
engased Ia haycnIne one Of those
Mysterious plans for tho pacincatiou
81 Mexico. The public as usual is
requested a. please hold lta breath
preathsessly and await the solemn
FORMULATION.
WHICH moves az 20 state that
there seems o. be an awful lot OF aOl-
emn and impressive dclibcration ana
promHlgatioh and nightly little else
IA inc governments Mcxican policy.
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n see Mrs. Jones has limousine.
Poor woman Tho last time / san.
her she had clrbunclc'
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A LOST HORSESHOE may bring
5000 luck hat merely e9uses ire
Mhen It's picked up by jagged nails
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WHEN Il comes ID the real, up.to-
date, ocoan-to-ocean transcoutinental
At-to-coaat boating you must
needs present u TO our BUSY little ma
tor on a handsome platter.
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THEY MAY. az alleged, have put
tho man who names the Pullman
ears Ia the asylum. but some one else
has 9ot Loose on the job Yesterday
We noted santa Fc tourist-waron
traverslng Albuquerque, bearing the
poeticat uppcliation "Sublettc" Sou
bfctte," or "SumraRette' wouldn't be-
so impossible. but if "subietie." why
not Rental" and Mortgage" and
"Lcsseo" and "Deedoftfust ="
D
BOY-teli the foreman TO brush tho
dust or that standing line Further
warfare IN the Balkans Feared We
ought 10 use u once or twice this
week.
CAIN overlooked q great opportun-
ity when he failed to plead that Abel
made movement toward his hip
pocket.
MRS. PANKHURsT. Il Dr. said IA a
contemporaries, soft voiced and
feminine looking person. Well the
real Tartars generally are.
DON'T GET tho idea that you are
the Grand Central Axis around winch
the Universe rcvolFes and that y1u
are lahoring undtr "a Burden ct
knowledge that makes Solomon APP
pear as g prattling infant In compar-
ison. You may appear 20 the lnno-
cent Bystauder 20 De a Pestiferous
Awss.
HE UNDERTAKES wears upon
his face a spreading smllo--the hunt
ing seasons on. YOU know, TO last FOR
quite a while.
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IN THIS connection q Is suggested
that all deer bc required to wear rcd,
white and blue pennants iu order 20
plainly distinguish them from hunt
Crs.
Book Notes.
"Hor eyes flashed fire.
This from % book
And next "Shc fruzc
Him Nith ioOk.'-
Detroit Free Press.
"She dropped her eyes"
The author wrote,
Yet they were not
OF glass, we note.
Denver Republican.
Her countenancc foll.'
Though She vas tall,
n WAS not dHW-
Aged by tho FALL
Boston Transcript
"Hor ivory brow"
We've often read
which makes Tho girl
4 real hunthcad.
-Youn sstown Telcgram.
We guess her
"Alabastcr neck
Had been Hlu nastlncd
By heck
g.
orr PRIVATE opinion publicly
expressed is thHt somoone haN nan
died that Trinidad situation Ike ~
one armed CHINA man with the hiNrs'
O.
so LOVING rups are being pre-
sontcd Boss Murphy. al that
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40. ANopHELEs. that high tower
dt the city hHli r. not erected Tor ,hc
purpose OF allowing the dog cuicher
to more carefully scan the CITY Tor
unnecessary CANNES
o.
MANY a MAS who leaves his WHO
often while hp s alive doesn't leave
her much when uc is dead.
O.
Hon. uIAZ us not scared. ON
the contrary hc Ats simply SUFFERING
from "a slight uftatk of apprehension
O.
LUNA COUNTY. besides having the
Mimurps valley npw reports "a noun
tain uf lln That has always bcen our
umbIuou--to uHu a mountain OF tue
tin
o.
"AIL DAY aud night I'm ON, inc
co." the chauffeur loud protested
cannot have minutes rest unleHs
Rtt arrested
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THE SAN MARC1AL standard
says "Enoueh water trickcd DOWN
thr Rio Grand. ast sunday afternoon
Geo cause alarm among railroad ON
oials here FOR ihp safety OF tne lcns'
protecting their property 20 thls poin,.
ia ia mrmlsed that the heavy rams
in the mountains was the cause "F
this unusual noW at this time
10 Us understood considerable nP0
rrehcnWon WAS also felt at the hlc-
phnnt Butte whore three tablospoohs-
ZOO OF water were reported ~ the cen
tor of The channel
c.