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La Junta tribune., 1913-11-15
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w. hsaseh liass on certain Ays.
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johnson has A. extra barrel Of ap-
pies. Smith aud Jones and johnson
get their stuff down To the station on
refrigerator car day. get receipts for
II aud II all goes into the Same car.
Down nj the terminal Smiths beans
40 Into \ car with all the other beans
and Jones' cherries help make up
car OF that fruit. The agent nj the
terminal point learns from hesdquxr-
ters that cherries are In demand IN
Kansas City and that Chicago can
not get enough beans. The ears are
routed accordingly and the railroad
In the meantime. has arranged with
a commission man at each place To
handle the shipments.
This new scheme for handling gar
den truck Is being very cordially re-
ceived wherever meetings have been
held. Over \ hundred farmers at
tended the meeting nj vineisnd ON
Thursday night. aud there was a
good crowd out In - Jvnts. Tn.
Santa Fe officials left at $3.50 yes
t~rdsy afternoon for Holly where a
meeting Was held last night.
La Junta tribune., 1913-11-15


the Gtsnts: Tie next batter II james
Thorpe. the worlds greatest athlete:
the next batter ix Wahoo Sam Crxw-
ford. the right fielder OF the Detroits.
Several times during the game he in
terrupted proceedings to inform US
that the coarher on the third base
line is Mike DOniin. the famous field.
er; the coacher on the first base line
is Jas. J. Callahan. the manager OF
the White SOx: the coachcr on the
third base line is Christy Mthewson.
the famous pitcher OF the Giants" :"
etc. etc. In the seventh inning Ray
Schalk batted for pitcher Faber and
KLEIN introduced him ax the Boy
Wonder. and believe me. he Was there
with the goods for he came through
with II lovely hit over Hans Lobcrt's
head which helped to score the one
run that the White Sox got.
Chief Meyers right hand Ii still
bandaged from the injury he received
during the World. Seriss. but he
caught the game In good style. Ger
many Schsefer stole second on him.
Meyers throwing the ball into center
field. Thorpe hit the hall over the
left field fenc~ for = round trip In
tn. early part Of the game and tried
to repeat on Pitcher Tex Russell In
the eighth inning. but each one Of bis
three healthy swip-s st the ball
missed. He In n big powerful fel.
low. AS big as Jeff T-sreau. and he
swings NJ the hall AS n h. would tear
the cover Oft.
There we're several fine catches
made during the game. Ia the first
ianinE Iris Speaker made = one.
handed catch that Was y lslA-pa-ioos.
~r. or words To that effect. Hal
chase stretched about fifteen or
twenty feet off first base and drag
sed In . Wild throw. and even Snod.
gsass cassht one out In center while
going about sev~nty-five mil~s an
hour. The piAysrs ON both sides took
II tolsrsbly easy. most of them not
ruaains out infie,d hits like they
wosld have done In = regular gsae.
bat ewes a that II WAS = fairly good
saae. All that ! expected was 70
ses sD0e of ths great ones In action
aa1 was sully satisfied.
IL wss really . woader that they
wsrs sbls - play u Ill after the en.
tsstaisDsst that WAS given them last
sisht u ths Country Club. A part Of
The satsftalaosnt Was IN exhibitioa
b. Bsa Bound. Champion Heavy
wsisht of ths Southwest" lie II =
minsr hsse Who thinks that he h =
priss fighter. and be keeps himself In
fishtisg eosAitioa al the time. lie
gave ~ szhlbition some time sso u
~ Etks' s0oker. and I laughed until
ny Jaws oehed. When In ring Gus
tune ~ ~ eAs bsil1 Of . brew mas.
" lnsosa1 - . Dslss fighter. Ne
La Junta tribune., 1913-11-15

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La Junta tribune., 1913-11-15

vlestakiaG pari0ss. services being
conducted by Rev. Payne. Of the
Bapsis, chsreh. .Evsasy;ft1l
La Junta tribune., 1913-11-15

(Ceet1sss1 : Pass nasAt.)
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
BAD COLD? YOUR
HEAD STUFFED?
One dose Pape's Cold Com
pound gives relief from
colds and grippe-No
Quinine used.

You viii distinctly feel your cold
breaking and all the Grippe symp.
toms leaving after taking the very
first dose.
II Is a positive fact that Papes
Cold Compound. taken every two
hours, until three consecutive doses
are taken. will end the Grippe and
break up the most severe cold either
in the head, chest. back, stomach or
limbs.
1t promptly relieves the most mis-.
cradle headache. dullness, head and
nose stuffed up. feverishness, sneez.
Ing, sore throat, running of the nose.
mucous catarrhal discharges. sore.
ness. stiffness and rheumatic
twingee
Get 25-oent package of "Pape =
Cold Compond" from your druggist
and take IL witch the knowledge that
II will positively and promptly cure
your ocld and all the grippe mis-
cry. without amy assistance or bad
nfter.effects and that II contains no
quinine-don't accept something
else said to be Just as good. Tastes
nina--.ants sanilv-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
junior offs boy tells comike storey Of rtch mans
son in a law offs

wei. While aRo his Old man
got after him. and he SAYS. Boy gol
U.s.. sou got to make a bluff at be.
ing alive. yung Teller
u sou don't III stop your allow
ance
you go aud open mp a Law offs
and put your name on the door
don't know who would BE- rrszcy
enough 20 come 20 sou. but some
body might. and anyway q viii
look like you was breathing
80 clarence he seen he VAS up
ngcnst a. and he done what the
old man said
he bought lot Of law books
and stacked them np In his offs.
and be also had plenty Of maga'
zines and easy chHir
Il was about , weeks ago that
be- opened the offs. and nobody
but himself went into Is until a
couple ~ DAYS ago
then bis old man wanted 20 see
whether clarence was un IN" job
40 he sent Teller 90 him
the Teller walked iu. and he
says to clarence. yung man. can
you tell me Where ! can had a
lawyer
clarence turned pail and sSal'
Tered hla gum. aud then be says
Oh. SEES. @ riaiRly. here H. very
good one 2 doors down DE hall
since which he has retired from
the prncktis OF law tohny
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
HERE'S a TIP-A CHILDRENS CLUB

Dear Uncle Jack. n by writing
compositions always SAID that dra~nR'is the
OF thoughts lu his week there curd
for the children ~ neghbohood
girls Paane between SIND and Gbfh
o. their small club called
A / the children this means
Seat Outdoor Athletic club"
held the home n member of the
sandNlchen
which had
other enjoyable danced little. and
then had athletics
members follows. Warren H.
Cloyd Shafer
II nephcwB 70 have
n a Ike
athletics sEMIANNUAL BANQrETS
loving niece.
MARGUERITE l.. BCGNON
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08

n. y. feb. Sup al one OF the
clubhA on 9th ay. they arc telling
comlkcl storey about yung
fsllcr which sets around there a
good deal
this yunE fellcrs name IL ciar
encc. and his father IS extremely
rltch
clarence be Amt like lot %
riich mems sons. he VAS always a
nice boy
he never once has married a
corua gcrl. aud he don't drink
champagne because it makes him
sick 90 his Btammick
" wind storm VAS 10 blow
ont al the brite iiiss on broadway
some briak winter evening it
wouldent make no difiTrnhc 10
clarence
nuthing don't make no diffrcnse
10 him
40 long RA there - soft chaif
az the club and magazines TO read
he should worry
but his "a don't feel thai vaY
about IL. he aini got no other SON
and b. would like for clarence 70
show signs Of life vunst IN while
when this liaiieas youth vas
aryrei years yunEer he went
through colledge and law akOol
and vas admitted 10 the bar
n wns soon afterWhrd that he
fumbled TO the uselcssneas ~ do
INK aay thinE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
Best Short
STORIES
of the Day

This story Is told a. the expert
encn OF a South Park woman. who
decided 10 wash her hal. while heF
husband WA out on business ono
evening. Afterward she went out
into The back yard 10 rest.
The husband returned uncNpect
eddy with man friend, and The
wife realized that she was IN a
loose house dress. with her hair
hanging down her back IN fash
lon that could hardly be called at
tractive.
She fled 10 the woodshed and SAT
down "a wait The men made them
selves comfortable n struck .. 10.
IN o'clock and she hadn't been
missed
At midnight The friend went
home. nearly four hours after her
first surprise.
This happened IN n Green Lake
car 4 man entered and sat down.
his pipe in his hand lie put the
pipe In his mouth. The conductor
tapped him on the shoulder
Can't smoke that In here" he
said.
But. protested tho man. I'm
not smoking
You are" said the conductor
haven't YOU got pipe In yOur
month";"
Yes. and | have my feet In my
shoes" replied the man but that
Is no sign am walking"
Signs OF the times: hooking foi
moth hDivs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08

"Beeleysport merchants have
made arrangements with a carnival
company ter have q stree, fair and
boom IN town. IT'S aoin' ter be IN
kind Of a street fair from which tn
merchants 81, tn teavtns."
Mother calls her Lille Ann.
Lille. Brother Mn
Ilil-ynm IL the old mans choice.
Bat we prefer plain lAL
Robert.
Robert H. bis rightful name.
Rather iouehy COB.
Gee Il makes him orfnl sore
Most folks call him Bob.
Js~n
Iawn Ia quite a common thing.
Romance q does lack.
Amt II ssclcniue when folks
Call a JaWn e Iack7
Ard speakirp Of the frs,
time you ever did anything.
eanHt recall your first night IN
Turkish hsth7
Exchange Column
I have got a nice big snow shovel
TO exchange for a motorcycle
I have a good job that I'd Hike 20
exchange for a pension
/ have q pair of false gr"c1
whiskers to exchange for any old
thing.
See me
Almost time TO put Gen Dan
Slckles in moving pictures.
Sign in Second av beauty par
Tor We Have An the Latest
Wrinkles"
Some Consolation.
Tho first prize. q handsome hind
painted plate. vas awarded 10 Mrs
Ray brown. and Miss Mary Muuroo
drew the consolation prize. a charm
/ Ing photogrnph of the hostess --
. Muscatiue. Ia. News Tribune
Widower. aged ~. heavy Loraln
property owner. member Evangelical
/ Lutheran church. wishes to marry
good. honest woman. 100 10 lie
mounds. one with some property
preferred Advertisement in Lnr
1 ain. O. News
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
CHARTER AMENDMENT NO. 4

Contain mul
segresaon would orhs ou
n moresa t OF the peoples votes
amendment No g. fathesd 0y r. VI street
much thought aud earnest con
recommended comes under TINS class
such as etnnatng
the candidates which meus no
the cncck
amendment also eliminates the duplication OF
primary notices. and wl IL Is estimated save me e|
abouts
But also contains provision abolish the rotating sysem
OF thr aphaetA
candidate whose began with A would thus Ap
on an equal OF other candidate
whether this particular change
be submitted separate
proposition
judicial Ills lie pro-
right 20
judges prosecuting for That's tsh than
that except the people II tits vel win
the alliance" creed.
No. indeed they migrated siushsm There
4 lawyers left in Seattle
No matter oysters Of the states
lands pretty noisy affair
that Judge Towards may be
senator predicted Tats election too you know
The "unhoy alliance" the legislature
xplaining club today These explanations
mighty usually but sometimes they don't tell every
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
UNCONSTITUTIONAL

"tpursdc Did thatF II comes high nut Wan
parcel OF Wall ~ Known
Tho New York stock ENcha say 10 have "
.pursdiconal' sure ponderouS sound some OF
have heard have smiled over long eno
others
wouldn't want TO be aush
But can neither sme AZ nor u''b'
this ~unjurfsalctlonar q IS pondcrous a..
As s certainly or word Woho'l "oH ="
would hook apartF There is that easy
II an Iufts Whch u a
form I'D the word Jury business OF iuy 10 Hnd Out
what right dcoaal which means ABOUT
the same word declare
Well that makes laundering "uniurtsdetona ming
American people that
OF selling tho wash sales the artificial
counterfeit
who "unurstconal wal 81
authority 20
whas rlght the short those Wall g. persons
that public Is robnca
there is no prevent there be Law natcea
practtced on the
Is get M
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08

i"i We bFhi 9fd wing OF the con,l-I
man he ~ going 70 offer a prize !,
a pound box n candy. The drs,,,.
must DO made twice az ls,,.
an the one you see here srS
n must be drawn with Jet blaes M
II should also be done on drs.,s.
paper The contest closes ns,,
Friday afternoon al O'Clock Al
dress all contest letters 70 rsd.
Jack. Ia care Of The Star Office
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08

Editor The Star. Much has been
written in the way Of criticism OF
Judge ]. r Ronald's decision in
the McNamee trial. but The effort
OF Alb Gunther In "Wednesday
evenings Times certainly takes
the prize
As matter Of fact. he does not
seem 70 distinguish any difference
between police officer and a
eight Waterman. az he states tina,
u Is only the duty OF a police Of.
iiccr TO walk about and look for
fires Hnd arouse the inhabitants Of
the building In which the fire 81
located. and should he find that a
desperate crime has been commit
ted. and the perpetrators were sue
cessful In beating him 10 their
d micile. then he should only
break IN the door 20 aHprehenG
them after procuring a court war
rant aud only then In the day time
lie Rlso says that an officer
should endure blow befors he is
justified IN using his gun. He
failed TO advise the officer bow to
use his gun after he was knocked
unconscious and perhaps beaten up
hy desperate men.
wonder what the writer Of this
essay would DO under similar cir.
cumstanccs Endure the blow
first7 I rather think not. unless
he Is dempnted He does not
ON TO realize that most OF the
crime is committed under the
shadow OF darkness. when an Off
csr cannot afford 10 take chances
With desperate characters.
In any event. the article. as q
whole. rs simply nonsenEical. and
should never have been printed
except as a joke.
j. Joseph.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
VA !RSE1zZ1XISzzlE!Als &Es2z@4@2zSly
Ev Ne
THEM
LETTERS!
81.
MttE..r y.
- TR2EC4r'l''
ttCR VOICE WAS
COLD AND DfflANT.

COLD AND DtFlAkT
IT'S LONG SINCE lAoT
you CALlLD ON me-
But ! rtAvE FOUND TO
OUT. M, YOU nNVE
BIN CALLING ALfto5T
EWRY DAH ON rfAGClt
riOoNtT IN THE SQUARE,
ABOVE. WHAT ToV
DO MOI DtNT II.
THIN W. FU5T PART
oIVt rit THEM IL 7
TrR3a AND Of CONE,
WITHOUT a WORD
tft ttNND6o MIR TIC
PRECIOUS rri33lvt 5 AND
M A t1Of1tNT nc WAS
LOST TO VltW
1T BEATS Tht
DICKENS ne f1URffuRrp
10 HIMSELF As fft
WENT DOWN TIN STtB
BUT WHY DO THEY
ALWAYS BLAZE TIT
PoSTrtANi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
FROM REDMOND

Dear Uncle Jack: am watch
ing your Circle and Circle letieu
steadily. and also would like 70
become one Of your nieces. vii
you please send me a membership
card? ! 20 TO Happy Valley school
am / years old and in the seventh
grade Hoping that viii be one
Of your nieces.--Nels Msttson, Rel
mOnd. Wash.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
RAYMOND JOINS

Dear Uncle Jack. As I have Al
ways read your letters | am Va,
much interested In them and yost
ike 10 join. am 10 years old az
IN the NTH grade Please SEND M
a membership csrd.--Rsynsa1
Peter. 7Ols Gath av y. W.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
is INTERESTED

Dear Uncle Jack: ! am VEN
much Interested In The Star clres
and have always lOnged 70 join i
Please send me a membership csa
1 am 10 years old and In the lti
grade Ruby Mcdonald, Isssqlas
Wash.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
GREEN LAKE BOY

Dear Uncle Jack wish TO I'd:
The Star Circle. ! am 10 Year, "
and in the fourth grade. Gfsa
Lake school. Please send me 1
memberBhip card Frank T. RiS
ards, 1929 Fifth av. n.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08

Editor The Star: Our leglgla.
turs IL trying 10 pass a law 10 bond
the state OF Washington for $50.
COG. 600 to help the poor farmer i'm
prove bis land 80 he can make a
living upon H.
Who Is asking for this added bur
den upon the tax payer Does the
small farmer ask IL? WIN the land
be sold 10 the farmer at its real
value for agricultural purposes?
Or Will wind be pumped into the
true value 10 the small farmer
viii think he II buying a melon"
and get lemon" Instead?
on whom does the burden OF our
high taxes FAM
Did the farmer ever get anything
that was really OF benefit to him
Without fight FOR years. Now
stop and think and look backward
In your mind. beginning with the
parcel post" that The rural popu-
lation has fought 80 Yaiiantiy for
Now glance along the many re-
form laws that were asked. clear
back TO the Blue Laws OF Massa-
chusetts." under which a farmer
Was fined for kissing his loving
wtfe-tn his dooryard on the
sabbath day. Why do the young
men and women leave the farm
snd 70 10 the city, Why does
he farmer % the United States go
20 Canada 10 make a nyinE9 Why
- our government land ieft vacant
OF thrown imto the hands Of the
spseUlator as soon as tile can be
acquired Thousands OF people
know Why Aud Will someone. not
bound 20 his banker. merchant. or
land Speculation With q band Of
steel called DEBT, please answer
these questions
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
IN THE EDITORS MAIL

delicate skin ~ the courtshlp
days Ia handling their husbands.
and rise 10 what the word wife. In
itA true Significance. means, the
great evil aud problem OF our cOun-
Try. Divorce. viii soon be on the
wane. and Love viii not die"
A. G. BOWLER
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
FUNNY GINK, THIS

Stop this thing al once, b
shouted This is extremely Oar
eerous TO my patient. Rockefeas
may die right here"
Meanwhile. the magnate. VIII
eyes closed and chin buried on hs
chest. shook from head 10 foot h.
became deathly pale. his voice die:
10 nothing. and he seemed 70 b
Etrangling.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
WANTS MEMBERSHIP

Dear Uncle Jack: As ! have a.
ways longed 10 join The Star Circls
4 viii take time today 10 ask ym
for q membership card. an u
year, old and ia the 4 sixth grads
Thanking yOm-Thelma Carte.
24g4 Cleveland. Everett, Wash.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08

ing the tics sat
the mans yoca.
ton however. has
nothing 10 DO witt
what ncle Jack
- driving a..
H. - this rnc'e
Jack wants the
boys and girls in
the Circle 10 copy
the picture And
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-08
A SYMPHONY IN S
seattle. the Seaport of Success" i

Seattle, the Seaport OF Success, Is splendid slogan
Sensible sublime in its simplicity.
1t seems To sound the signal OF Scaes suzerany over
all other seapors Il is indeed short sermon.
seaport OF Success What simps are to seek sue
cess in other scaports Seattle shining hmmerng sereney
on the Sounds saline shores How sheltered its situation
How stimulating its climate How sangune its sons' llg"
sedae its sockdolagcrsl
So sing Scaeesi 4 soft suSurrus viii not suffice sing
But not when soused "Seatte the Seaport OF success
sounds sweet But "Sheatle tn Sheport OF SRuckshess
sounds sloppy.
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FOXY LAD HER BEAU IS, Ell, WHAT?

PA is getting cross" signed the
dear girl. SO Ne must listen OF he
may pop In and eaten as spoon
ing
we should worry smiled the
youth 4 fixed up little arrange
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THAT will completely put him off
bis guard when he comes prylng
around And then Il worked likc
a charm. as you can see.
Well Look What's Herel
The editor OF Nothing Serious
ventures the modest assertion that
he Is beating the barrier with This
little scasonahle Fquih
Spring Is coming. heigh.ho,
Also spring taxes. hiEh-oh,
But gas bills come first.
High low;
The upstart would be downcast
II he knew what others think OF
him.
Freshly cut bark of the cork tree,
when heated gives bright illu.
minating gas.
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The Workshop.

In the workshop of nature
The idlers are fow
Every living thing that's nuriured
Finds some kind Of work TO do.
Each unto his humble mission
Finds the task that all must
share.
Every creature has his duties,
His pleasures and his care.
The Maiden's Prayer.
a hardened bachelor and q con.
firmed spinster sat side by side IN
a concert hall. listening 10 q popu.
lar concert For some time
neither seemed 10 be familiar with
the airs rendered by the orchestra.
Finally the musicians struck mp
Mendeissuhn's Wedding March
"Thnt sounds familiar said the
bachelor Where have | heard Il
hefore9"
That said the spinster. lis
The Maiden's Prayer "
More than 1000. 900 tons OF cof-
fee are used each year 20 provide
beverage for the human animal.
England imports more than LOO
600 rabbit skins from Australia
yearly where they become al
sorts OF expensive furs.
Man feeds on music, say q "a
nous New York critic. He does u
he goes TO the average restaurant
But some day somebody VIII open
a restaurant in which he cav teed
on food
And never a sign OF hlgh-doaBh
Writing suicide note may be
some peoples idea of Joking man
but strike us dead II we can see 4 !
II have discovered n great labor
saving device M
What is IT,"
I'm going to marry Miss Bulhon
the heiress."
Forgiveness to the injured dogs DO
iOng; %
But they ne'er pardon who, have
dono wrong.
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