New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-05-20
AS | WAS SAYING

We are a perfectly peaceful person, though not
more so than Brother Garrison How our near
goes out TO that great and good man! All these
horrid noises in the papers when there Is nothing 10
fight for Tor withD and when voice out OF the ui''
past keeps echong: BE scrity ~ war If ye Ike
Hinnessy but don't ye be sicrity iv a war!
Dear Agnes Edwards she of the Globular uoto-
logue has got as far Naples, and reJoces TO near
English so freely spoken by the Italians was -
not near Naples that the native pedler haied Nii'
Howells? Buy it, Poppa! Six for one franc on'
Poppa, buy it!
Speaking of "Tay Pay" and his miraculous mem
ory system the ancient association theory bops up
once more and promises to mitigate the horrors Q.
suburban life. Thus: Letter. pocket, mall DON
Awfully simple. Still simpler in French Focne
restante" Only, how is the masculine NINA 10 re-,
member 10 think of the combination? Guess the oiu
regime will stay a while longer. Mother oear'
what is a dead letter please?' "a dead letter 'o'e
Of my heart is one give your father TO mall
Apparently whole, nice. big, clean magazine
without one syllable on the usual subject out NO.
here it is on page 9l3. Chuck IL
Funny they should be calling Boston such an -
only 81 -, Is ii possible that there are hos'o''a"
who try to do their living at home?
oh charming English advertisement Every
Man a Creator Just out. Any one may become
what he wishes Methods for nsurinS orlgihaI'''
briIIiancv self-reiance, initiative Send Is. u 'o
day" ..,,,,.e
This simply shows that. a medium for concise
expression our mother tongue is far superior 10 Ing
ush Translated the above would read '"e'e'
Heads 50 cents each"
We begin to repent in sackcloth ana 0N
within less than week after our lamentations W.
the decay of lying comes Mr.. II. Hamilton-fyie'
"chou co - Canada" with its placid assertion
nat Canada is both larger and richer than the
United States and "will one day have huhuieu
million inhabitants" Good boy! Next time see ]"
Won can't annex US outright.
WIN don't they arrest Aunt Fanny BaIfour
All was placid till that desperate feilo" auu'
2 doputaton Of perfectly peaceful Panknursts ye''
ago and counseed them to kick up russ heep
kicking IT up" Fruitful words. which Aunt r'""'
would fan cat
II was our blessed privilege Yesterday AFTERNOON w.
80, tho yreat great poet at his train and walk win
bir, through the Pennsylvania station lie Wa
deonIv moved-the vastness the srahueu' ''0
solemn beauty. and all that But when the vibrant
orotund voice began intoning stations Vou Nlo" ''e
nnression) it must be owned that greatness s'oP'''
over. "Why. isn't this just like catheurai'
4 pause. while greatness fumbled dlhgehuy ior ''o
,-..i,ohio word Then this: What is New YORK
The temple Of Mammon
We were much wrought upon VIC admit anu "o
do,bt NC too should have stopped over mao NOT "
rude person remarked TO the poet Cuitcnahi0Ni"'
Amt Mammon got swell enough Tempe
We bave got ourself under control since tha'' VIC
-, oattors soberly And the more We think
. ,ha nude nerson the less think OF HIM for IL
steaIs over us that this temple of Mammon is by lar
Iii eno,Is everything else. The day APP
nroaches when New Yorker will stand oenealn tue
.dome of St Peters and say perfectly Jus''i'aoS
"AI very we'll in its way, you Know anu Pu',,,,
corrsc but wait till you see the Spearmih' Du,iu-
couio" r. l.. IL.