The chronicle=news., 1913-10-30
AUTHORS FUNNY BIyxDEls

rIt lular noiyssIists msts al.
sorts OF fsnuy mistakes and Dsspet.:
lpA&e nAsssaoss anschsontsss wAsA
writing their surprisingly thrilling
tales y we'll known. says London
Tit Rits. Dickens. Scott. Thacketay.
Rsads and 20 on. right down TO ths1
--latest, Mn. FLORENCE BARCLAY. have
all fallen into the trap before todayr.I
But IN noahing are 10 many isughs
ahla A|saaArs mada ~ n0saalatA - II
relatiop to sport. and this u pASticu,
iasi6 ~ sase vita voasA wIttstH
howevss ssninSut or experienced they
nay be. ,..n a,
! "ovilA..' wDs probably the Nost
astounding OF all great story writers
of hss ssx b this reSpect. Speaking
Lar aee ~ .hsr hasocs vse vae tas
tiAs part n . fan0as boat rsee.. Our,
~" ssh,a this assosiah'aG sister
wait; an -. a a
IAN In thS bssS rowsd aoasaAldt1<|
bat noas sswsd ~ fast - nunAssrj
ais r.-.. .... ar.a 4
'OuiAa" has any blsndse 70 sur
Sass this as.using error 10 n sport-1
lag contest Il may bo found Ia hsrl
dassvlptisa OF . great horss race.j
vAsrSis her hssuiae IL su1posed toI
b. ~ ovnss Of the wiascr. And.
thia horss haslnx won. the femaiai
poveilst soes on to show the scnse-|
tiou made by the lady owusr I'VE do
not wonder Il Il cIihcrD whas "shc
eeme proudly iato tho paddock. Load
ling the viasss Of ths Waterloo
Cur" q oouysr. all sDostlag mes
kAov that ths Waterloo cup, 10 the
trophy .awerdsd for the finest dog
vsce IL the world.
'.0ulds.'' 10. sscas 10 have hssa.I
totally ragaydIcs~ - to whcihcrl
sporting items got mixed with hrr
rdueatiosal ones. or vice versa. for
II another story she makes her here
become very popular At Cambridge.
where he got hts Bine for history.
Ths IL faasy enough 70 make \
varsity man lsnsb for month As
;;"Dluss" ars sivea b. the apeeta' CAP
lalns for ccrtsis xsmrs only. bow any
fellow under the xun could get bis
"Biue for History. either at Oxford.
CambriAes. o. anywhere else. II .
pusaie. Bat your woman novelist
never troubles about . detail like
thet-not she:' Why should she:
u canbridss Asesa't q. /, "Biues for
hlsessy," whsa she aaya so-we,i. Il
saskt 70. thais all:
Evss the celebrated Marie coralii
= ass slvays securate when she
eooes y write ahest nsa's SPORTS
|asA nea1 vssk. ~ says. II "The
ItoaDasss - nsaN1o." whaa With .
] ,Iebl0ia0 q wssa, ~ bs1sglag heos
IeeGAt HloAiasA seutl-heefsn fre0
| psaiars." IS
] "Hal-hsissrs. indsaa: what snrt
.Iof ereatnses are they: TIE Job
, aoaads BIZ iike that vhea sone-
bedy used to sead juvesiie hsys 70
j tho nssssss srocss's fnr 'pers'os,h
Ioe pigeon nilk."
Oss Of our ilvtoO wsuss novaaise1
nsds hss r~sdsss faieiy stare. espc-
cisily thsss Of shsa whs were swim.
, mers or .sailors. The he~3 was sup
posed % have jumped heaAioag iato
. raging river % rsscus ths heroine
.shis r how Il should b II all rasl
stor!ss). aad the fellowinE way is
bow be did II:
"With one hand ~ he'd her lovely
head above the seethiAs waters. and
With the other he called loudly for
help
N The beat Of all such amuaine blum.
dess. however. must surely bc an ac-
count Of a popular aathorcss has In.
lserted II one os her tales which haze
,l''Ihrilled'' thousands Of fair readers.
When . Jockey rides . Derby win
ucr be usually shinks he has doae
I lsnoush 10 brine hin credit for oac
week. When . slayer makes n
Icsa>nry At Lor1's ~ ssneraliy fan.
J cles his reaewa u secure for iittio
i tine Il any rate. AnA when q rnan
.lEses shsosiaS pas<rl4aes. and nAaons :
ishss al the bsss shots By his PROV.
,lssa q the sport. he should he satIs-
? fled with hiusaaaf. /.
u But when ssvhsdy does all thcsa
thres thiap he must b hero abosr
the. ordinasy. ,Apd whea nc docs
them oas day aftss aHothes. In iurns,
! he must be psetect marvel. Bat
! when the Derby - run at the begin.
D ninE Of June. and partridge shooting
doesn't begin untu Ssesepbss. yes
d the hero wins lhe, ,OsGoy. oas day and