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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24
Clubbing Rates.

We have been clubbing this pa.
per with the Cincinnati Daily Post
or Daily Times Star at So so per
year, but notice has been received
that the Cincinnati papers named
have each increased the price so
cents. Hereafter we Will send this
paper and either the Cincinnati Post
or Cincinnati Times-Star one year
for $500. #
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24
Fit His Case FYaCtIll.

When father was sick about six years
ago he read an advertisement Of
Chamberlain Tablets i'm the papers
that mt his case exactly" writes Miss
Margaret Campbell OF TT Smith. Ark
he purchased q box of them aud he has
not been sick since. Ny sister had
stomach trouble and was also benefited
Dy them ~ For sale by all dealers
tAdVarttaszasaGl
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

A CRAZE for yellow is SAID to
have developed suddenly in London,
from which it is deduced that En-
ma Pankhurst is getting busy.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

New YORK critics find in the
"Misleading Lady" the worst play
of the season; something in a name
then, after all.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24
Engraved Cards.

Nothing would be ap-
preCiated more than a
hundred engraved calling
cards for a friend. Call at
the Advance office and see
the late samples--just re-
ceiYed--and leave order.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

GEN. VILLA has captures a Mex
lean federal brass band. Now it Ia
playing rebel music, for such excit-
ing experiences do not take a brass
bands breath away.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

The Society for the Prevention of
Useless Giving is a fine thing of
course, but many of us will not nave
the moral courage to JON it.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

WHEN Turkey has to spologize
to anybody it's strong intlmation
that her enemies are on good terms
with each other,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

HE colonel is still carrying ev-
erythlng before him in South Amer
lea, even not having been held in
his honor in Columbia.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24
Christmas Cantata.

The seventh and eighth grades
of the public school will give a
cantata. "Dorothy's Dream" at
the M. E. church December "a, at
2 O'Clock. The parents and frIen1a
are cordially invited to attend
The following cast of characters
are beiLg well drilled:
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

ONLY 70 hunters have been killed
during the presen. deer season, and
the deer don't know what TO make
of it.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

SWITZERLAND will doubtless con
tinue at peace with all nations, it
having been stated that there is but
little chance of ever finding oil on
her soil.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

NEXT thing some cheerful idiot
will be forming a new S. S. s..
meaning thereby "Society for the
Suppression of Spugs."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

WHY the kaiser should be so hard
up is not apparent, as none of his
family has married into the French
de Castellanes.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

Now that more light has been
thrown on the Mexican situation, it
appears that the real bone of con-
tentlon Is the "oIl fields"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

THOMAS A. EDISON devoted
Thanksgiving TO working In his lab
oratory. Such are the privileges of
the great.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

The effect of STANDARD Oil trust
dissolution on the price of gasoline
has not encouraged the trust bus
tiers who own touring care.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

FRUIT cake-frst in peace. first
in war, first in the hearts of its couu.
trymen.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

The ability of those Mexicans to
"shoot as they run" somewhat de.
creases the unique renown of the
late Daniel Boone.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

CANADA complains that the "free
let" in our recent tariff is draining
her foodstufT, but still it has not
lowered the cost Of living here.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

a sELF-sACRIFICING wife has di-
vorced her husband in order that he
may marry one he loves; but isn't
1t bit hard on the other girl?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

DIR. Cook goes to London next
month. All IN all, we believe this
will square the score with England
so far a. Mrs Pankbursts visit is
concerned.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

OIL may calm the troubled wa
tiers, but 1t does anything else but
calm the land. Mexico, for in.
stance.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

A New YORK theater sdvertises
"a clean play tor clean people. +"
And we look for that tbeater to
have new advertising manager
soon,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

the successful WORK of the city in
the same line
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

The trouble with the tin can
trust seems to be it's inability TO
hold the water.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

STEP by step the parcel post is
crowding the express companies off
OF the earth.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

If the egg crop stays in cold stor-
age much longer, the boycott will
become unanimous.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

A HUNDRED and ten thousand
Chicago women are boycottins eggs
in order to break up the egg trust,
and they deserve TO succeed.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

The prosperous farmer will soon
be demanding "bulletins from the
department of agriculture" on the
selection and care of automobiles.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

A CONGRESSMAN has introduced a
bill to protect calves. But 1t is
veal he has in mind, not slit skirts.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

BLEAsE has set another 100 con-
vlcts free in South Carolina. He
must be preparing for that senate
rial primary.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

THERE will always be a few ma
tions asking to be excused from the
Hague conventions on the plea of
previous engagements.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

HUERrA is now arriving at tie
point where Mexicans wouid rather
fight HIM thps fep1im.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

IT doesn't cost thing to take
some stock In the Christmas spirit.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

Now Canada is talking about free
food, not at all discouraged; by the
way, the taking off Of the tariff did
not lower the price Of meat Dr. the
United States.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

For SALE - Typewriter ribbons
and carbon paper for sale at the
ADVANCE Stationery Store. Rib.
hons 30 cent? each; carbon paper
g sheets for o. cents.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

No DOUBT it would be awfullv
d to convince the turkeys that
prld Is owing better.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

ball is about to take up it's
Zine case and splints, furl its
Eseptic gauze and depart.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

DO you like nice stationery2 We
have received a supply Of beautiful
cards AID envelopes TO match "a
Of each in a box. Price per box,
30 cents. Call and sec the goods
at the ADVANCE Office, Cere1o. IT,.
j. i. McDougal still writes fire
insurance. lie represents the best
companies and notifies his patrons
when their pofcies expire, thus
preventing lapscs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

PULLING through a White House
wedding to the satisfaction Of the
universe De- quite a job, when You
come TO think of il, aud if you
doubt it ak Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

That Chicago woman who pur-
poses to adopt fifteen babies, repre-
senting a. many different rationale
fies, doubtless found her example in
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-12-24

PERHAPS Mr.. Robin made a for
tune while in jail by saving on Of
flee rent.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07
at SMe Churches
Presbyterian

How much more expressive is the
language of today than the stately
common places of our forefathers.
They said of our first President,
ale is good man and great
soldier" but if he lived today the
same fact would be stated thus,
washington is good guy all
right and some on the military you
bet."
At least three of the addresses at
the Christian Endeavor meeting last
Sunday would have done credit to
any platform speakers.
"The Home is the Touchstone
that tests all else," is the subject
of next Sabbath mornings discourse.
M. M.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07
Baptist

Preaching at Winters school house
at 3 p. m.
The following is a young mans
recreation creed.
"First--I will never patronize an
entertainment that brutalizes man,
or shames woman.
Second-I will always do some
part of my playing in the open air.
Third---I will not be merely lazy
spectator of sport; will taste for
test and thrill.
Fourth---I will avoid over-amuse-
ment as pray that l may be saved
from overwork.
Fifth---I will choose the amuse-
ment that my wife can share.
Sixth.-.I will not spend Sunday IN
caring for my bodily pleasure so
much that l forget my soul and its
relation to Gods kingdom.
Seventh---I will never spend on
pleasure money that belongs to 9th
er aspects of my life.
Eighth---I will never let play
serve as the end of existence, but
always it shall be used to make me
a better workman of richer soul. y
]. FRANK MOORE.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07
FORAGE POISON

Larued, Kan, July 31.-W. J.
Crumptou, farmer living west
of Larned near Frizel station lost
nine head of cattle yesterday
from forage poisoning. The
cattle were being driven along
the road near a field of young
kafir corn and broke in and
though they were headed off and
driven out before they had time
to nip more than a mouth full
apiece, nine head died almost in
their tracks.
Reports of stock dying from
forage poison come in almost
daily aud a number of instances
have been reported of animals
dropping dead almost instantly
after touching green forage.
On account of the protracted
dry spell from which this Sec
ton of the state is suffering, all
green forage crops and kafir
corn especially contains an un-
usually large amount of prussic
acid, deadly poison, and the
State Agricultural college and
State university reports are
warning farmers and stock men
to take every precaution of guard
stock from getting into fields of
growing feed.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07
the bloodiest wars Of history.

the bloodiest wars of history.
These are a few of the facts
that the great kind, patient man
in the White House is turning
over in his mind as he seeks the
key to this Mexican riddle. l
am sure that he would not sac
rifce the life of one red-cheeked,
warm-hearted American lad to
protect" all the inves tments
which the Wall street buccaneers
have made south of the Rio
Grande. He undoubtedly feels,
like the rest of us, that if the
Morgans, the Gugenheims, and
the Rockefellers want a war the
tscions of those noble houses
should shoulder their guns and
do the fighting.
He is laboring night and day
now to establish peace in Mexico
lasting permanent peace found
ed on constitutional government
and not on the knife of the as
sassin. If he succeeds he will
have done great work. AS l
said inthe beginning of this re.
port l am not afraid of Wilson
stampeding, and so long as his
steady hand is on the helm there
is no excuse for any of the rest
of US to become hysterical.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07

omeone else gets the tSHritorSf
The 2sth Auniversafy ofour
company was celebfated By
erecting the most modern safe
fActofy in the world. Wide.
aWalso nlnan who received our
special selling inducement,
rendered IL necessary 10 double
OufOutput. We ere spending
many thousands of dollars en-.
lArging our sales organization,
but to learn all particulars, ~
Will cost you only the price Of
q postal card.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07

which Why
eS 1cU Be & s % :pHy from someone else gets the 'of
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07

H. H. Borchers, who lives
south of Meade lost ten head of
fine cattle from the same cause,
about week ago. He turned
the stock into the field and with
in few hours they were dead.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07
Why Pay Rent?

When l will sell you this coy,
convenient Cottage, on easy
terms; small cash payment, bal
ance like rent.
Three rooms, pantry and porch
City water, some shade and fruit
trees. On cement sidewalk.
Lot 50x140 feet. Close in to
business part of town, See
CHARLIE SoURBEER about this,
.anick.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07

Preaching at Winters school house
at 8 p. m.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07
County Officers

Sheriff Thos. Martin.
County Treasurer John F. Sweet
County Clerk Will Presley
Probate Judge !. II. Randolph
Clerk of Dist. Court John Elliott
Register Of Deeds w. T. Gray
County Attorney F. S. Sullivan
Co. Supt. Mrs. Matte J. Haigh
Co. Surveyor Moses Black
Coroner DR.. VIM, +. Fee
Representative Z. L. Watts
Judge Gordeu L. Finley
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07

Continued from PAGE l

GONhWUA VA tPhOSeAy
aorBbenn Mexico, that heUnited
States was uRged to intervene,
ITO saEe lives. and pr9perty'."
Most of the Americans now in
Mexioe are 'employees.of the big
mining and other corporations.
They are being kept in;the.cOun-
try for the purpose 'OflprotertiPg
their employers rOperty. They
could have been withdrawn to
this side OF the Rio 'Grande.at
almost any time during the last
two years, but they have bean
ordered to remain at their posts
and, like the brave Americans
they are, they have obeyed.
They are well armed and up-to-
date, have demonstrated their
ability to look after themselves.
In addition, all the participants
in the revolution have manifest
ed a disposition to give the fight
ing yankees wide berth. The
result is that despite all the hull
ahaloo raised by interested par
ties there has been little or no
loss of life among the A mericans
There has been loss of property,
but the loss falls on millionaires
who are amply able to await the
restoration of peace, when they
are sure 10 be compensated.
No one in Washington pre-
tends that we could undertake
the pacification of Mexico with
an army of less than two hun
dred and fifty thousand men.
With such an army-barring
foreign conplications-we could
seize the City of Mexico and the
other principal cities of the re-
public. But-then what?
Would we GUST Huerta and
seat Carranza or attempt to es-
tablish a protectorate as we have
done IN Cuba?
There are fifteen million peo-
pie in Mexico. Suppose they
objected to our solution of the
problem, how many years and
how much of men and money
would it require to convert them
to our way of thinklng2
This war game is the most
expensive ever devised by the
brain of man, and it seems to
cost us more than any other ma
ton on earth.
We are now expanding $780,
600, 900 year in pensions alone.
Since the foundation of the GOV.
eminent our pension bill has
amounted to $4,383, 1868, 1888.
Of course, that represents only
a small part of our war bill. It
does not cover the cost of main
tanning the armies in the field
and the navies on the sea. 1t
represents merely the plttance
we have tossed to the shattered
human wrecks who survive the
conflict.
Our war with Spain did not
amount to much as wars GO. 1t
seemed a summers day frolic
for our boys, but every city,
town, and hamlet IN the nation
contains pathetic evidence of the
fearful price we paid for our
triumph.
Already 23,84l of the surviv-
ors of that canf1ict have been
placed on our pension rolls as
invallds, and up to date the gov
eminent has paid them $4,000.
600, and that is only a beginning,
Thousands of fresh claims are
now pending before congress
and in the pension bureau. Elk
perts declare the numbers will
increase rapidly from year tc
year.
When these men who are sin
valids" now, sailed away to Gu
ba and the Philippines a few
years ago they were the flower
of the youth of the nation-pick.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07
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Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-08-07
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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-01-11

Peter Berk IS not much over
four feet high. He weighs
about 90 pounds. He goes to
grammar school and lives with
his father and mother in a small,
c1uttered fiat in a Brooklyn tene-
ment house.
''I have been born into this
world to give a message to it,
declared this 12-year-old to me.
ct is NOT a message that I have
formulated myself. It lis far
bigger than I am. 1t was born
in me. I am sure God gave it to
me in order that might give it,
in turn, to all the world.
The message that was sent
here along with me is, in brief,
this:
Nobody on this earth has a
bit of right over anyone else on
this eaTth-e1theT over MS DOdy,
his mind or his soul. No one is,
intended by God to be his broth
ers keeper. We must not,
in future, have bosses nor land
lords, nor police. We must all be
as free of man-made authority as
we were on that day that Adam
first stood in the garden of Para
disc.
That is my dream, you see"
he explained. ''But it must not
be ALL dream. I am going to
get out in the work-a-day world |
and help to make it a fact"
eve must use this govern
ment first for the protection of !
EVERY man. woman and child
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-01-11

all the citizens. And then
presto-there will be no govern
ment! For the government will
be vested in everyone! -.
'In bringing about justice
there are three things to be done
by the government at once.
Zone is to legislate for the
good of all the toilers-to reduce
their hours of work and to in
crease their pay so that they may
be paid for ALL they earn and
the capitalist class thus stopped
from riding through the world on
their backs.
The second is to tax all ex-
cess property so much that no
one can afford to hold any more
than his own home.
"And the third change that the
government should bring about
is the abolition of the police sys-
tenn.
Finally, when the govern
ment is automatically dissolved,
the workers in each craft will
control that particular craft. A
medium of exchange will be then
thought out that cannot be cor
nered in a trust as our money is
today. And everyone, FREE,
will be HAPPY, as God intended
us ALL to beP
Peter is about to preach this
new gospel throughout the
United States.
He believes himself the tool of
East Mississippi times. (Starkville, Miss.) 19??-1926, 1913-01-10
MUCH MEAT LOST.
Weather Clerk Sent Out Erroneous
Report. Many Killed Hogs and
Lost Meat During Warm
Weather.

Last Friday and Saturday many
fine porkers were slaughtered
throughout the county on the
strength of reported cold wave
which failed to materialize, and
many farmers lost their meat while
others who have meat packed and
salted are in not at all sanguine
as to results. However, much
Of the meat was saved by making
1t up into sausage which finds
ready sale in the local market at
ID cents per pound, and the gro
Gerry houses Of the city have been
well stocked with fine country
sausage for the past week.
Hon. A. A. Montgomery, of
Osborn, killed a number of fine
hogs last Friday and when the
weather turned unusually warm he
decided to try and save the meat
by packing ice around. The
meat was packed in a large box and
a solid framework built around the
box, and between the box and the
framework several hundred pounds
of ice was packed. Mr.. Montgom-
cry believes that this plan will
prove q success.
East Mississippi times. (Starkville, Miss.) 19??-1926, 1913-01-10
CIRCUIT COURT.
L. S. Howard on Trial for Killing
Wllter Belts. ,o,,

Circuit court convened Monday
with Judge Carroll on the bench.
There being no grand jury at this
term, the petit juries were qualified
and the Court began to dispatch
business at once. A number. of
misdemeanor cases were disposed
of and Wednesday the case of G.
s, Howard, charged with the
murder of Walter Belts was called.
A special venire was summonsed
and after many jurors were
rejected and excused for cause
the final result was the selection Of
the following twelve good men
and true" to try the case:
j. X, Davis Herman Kleban
j. II. Storment j. X. Kicks
Harry Peters Luther Oswalt.
Frank Ramsey NJ. l.. Scott
VIII Lane John Hutchinson
VIM. Sanders Richard VAST
This case has created wide spread
interest throughout the county. as
both the dead man and his SLAYER
are well known and have a large
connection and many friends.
The tragedy took place about
year ago at a social gathering in
the Donble Springs neighborhdod
where the two men became involved
in a dispute over twenty five cents
which resulted in the death. of
Belts. The trial will consume
several days, and it is possible that
it will not be coacluded until next
week.
The case will be hard fought
legal battle as both the state and
the defense are ably represented.
District Attorney Brooks, County
Prosecuting Attorney Saunders
and q. ,Odie Daniel will represent
the State, and W. W. Magruder
and b. f. Bell are conducting the
case for the defense.
East Mississippi times. (Starkville, Miss.) 19??-1926, 1913-01-10
Oktibbeha Molasses.

The best molasses ON earth is
made right here in Oktibbeha
bounty from Oktibbeha raised
cane. These bral DIS tnat we see
$50 extens lively advertised in the
magazines and daily papers
and put up fancy with gorgeous
tables, are far inferior to the syrup
made by R. P. Washington. R. M.
Cotton, Glenn Hutchinson. Thos.
Hamm, l.. Nj, Rritchard and
numerous other Oktil beha farmers.