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Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Didn't Quite Understand.

At Diapers shop they employed a
small boy to run errands. The other
day. while he was waiting In the shop
lady came In and asked the assist
ant for a yard OF silk
When 1t was placed before her she
exclaimed:
"Oh. really, must me mad, want
mustn't"
On hearing this the boy rushed out
OF the shop. and. seeing a policeman
across the way, ran up to him. shout
ing:
Come over here. There's a woman
IN our shop gone mad. She wants
muzzling' London Tit-Bits.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Always Something.

Harry Lauder told an amusing story
the other day OF two Glasgow women
who met in the street and began to
discuss the domestic affairs VI a newly
married couple.
Aye. Mrs. McTayish." said one. so
Jeannies got mairret!"
She has that. Mrs. McAlpine." re
piled the other.
An how's she Eettin' on?" the first
woman wanted to know.
ply. There's only one thing the mat
ter. She thinks she could hae got a
better man. But then. there's aye
something
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Peach Pie

This is a recipe for peach pie which
Is famous in the family whore It Is
made Make soft dough of "A cupful
and half OF -four, hall a cupful of but
ter, two tablespoonuls Of baking pow.
der, pinch of salt quarter OF cup.
ful Of sugar and enough mik-as little
as possible TO make soft dough.
Roll this out and line the pie plate
with 1t, fill II with sliced peaches.
well sweetened and cover them with
sweet or sour cream Bake in mod
crate oven until the fruit Is cooked
through
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Too Much Reform.

Mayor Cheney Of Hartford said OF n
reformer who desired to revive some
OF the most intolerable OF the Sunday
blue laws:
The man would stop us from read
ing our Sunday newspaper, from tak-
ing our Sunday auto ride
lie frowned
"A reformer OF this type" he said
may be defined as one who believes
In the divine right of interference"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Really UnkIno.

"Ah, yes" murmured Miss screen
Sr. after the first selection at the fnu-
sicale. Il have had some exciting ex-
periences. Coming over terrible
storm arose. and had to sing to quiet
the passengers. You should have seen
the heavy seas running"
And the big, rude man In the pink
oecktie gazed out OF the window. Il
don't blame the sea-" he muttered.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Az hoI Fiction.

That's q C !ng good story Serb
bic IL contributing to Flimmer's Mag
asine"
Il should say It's an uncorking
good story. The leading character Is
Q dipsomaniac."
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Landscape Would Be haxy.

i wonder why It is that JOY rides
are always taken at night"
Chiefly, ] suspect, because the per
son who is In the mood for a JOY ride
is seldom In a condition to view the
scenery"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
e uua Ii Neat.

Six eggs. one cup OF crumbs. one
half teaspoon OF salt, one-Quarter tea
spoon OF pepper. one-quarter Of a cup
OF buttor melted. Mix crumbs. sea
soning and butter together, form into
nests. Drop eggs into nests and cook
In the oven till eggs are nrm.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Many Norweoisns In U. 8.

SO many Norwegians have either
worked for few years In the united
States or have relatives now working
there. or have travelled or been edu-
Gated there, that the number familiar
with American goods Is sufficient TO
have an appreciable effect upon the 10
cal demand.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15

"Miss Dicky. the public speaker, II
a fountain Of eioquence."
We'll, all the likeness can see in
her eloquencs to q fountain is that
they are both gushing"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
And That Mon kder

Il don't see what argument your
wife used to get that woman | was
trying to get to cook for US. we told
her We would treat her like one OF the
family?"
My wife promised her that We
wouldn't"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Too Economical.

Hell never be rich
But he's just bought himself q
fine auto?'
Yes. but he bought II to save
street car fare"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15

Good positions far exceed the sup
ply of good material available to I'll
them.--Columbus Ohio State 10 i.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
His Place.

THE operate tenor we heard lately
why so?"
Because his songs are mostly
barkyroles."
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Cupjd'a lotterv

Whatever became OF that woman
who was married on a bet?"
She is now giving her time to Q
crusade against gambling Judge.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15

Don't judge by appearances. Men
who wear diamond pins often have
money
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15
Somethlnn llke

Did you ever feel the influence Of
a starlight night"
"Humph' All moonshine"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value fos
your money, goes twice as far as any other.
Don't put your money Into any other. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15

You have right to your opinion.
SO have others.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15

Things TO Worry About.
There are women carpenters In
Thibet
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15

Daily Special.
Even II You Are Beaten a Nose, You
Get Second Money
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-15

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORlA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children. and see that Il
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
HOUSE TO SEAT MCDONALD
WITHIN NEXT THIRTY DAYS
cEED YOUNG: DEMOCRATS
FAVOR HIM.

N--.,..
'''H ''.'' ''''.'''>''
'r''i News says
William :. Macdonald will Doc the
,,.nrss.ut,ti,, i'm .,,,,r,,, ,r "a,
~ '''-'' "'s''''' '' ''S' ''''''
'' DAYS Chairman Underwood 81
the Huus, committee on ways and
mons s.,id ,bi. ,,..r,,i,,.. hi. ,.,,,,n,i,-
''S "' -llt House ready Tor SUBMISSION
90 ,he' Democrat caucus ot the House
,n or before limo This means that
early n June The committees will have
been named and organized and AS yoon
as that is ACCOMPLISHED on. of The
election committees Will fake up the
N9rDnnaId- Nouug contest
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
GOOD TALKS FOR
DENTISTS MEET
University Experts to Attend U. P
Convention in June

Preparations fer the second annual
convention of the Upper Peninsula
Dental Association. which will meet at
Houghton June 9th and 9Th are rapid
j. being completed Announcement
was made today that some of the
foremost dental authorities in the
country will he here for this meeting,
as we'll as about eighty dentists from
all parts of the upper peninsula. There
are about one hundred dentists IN
northern Michigan. of whom sixty ave
affiliated with the association which
was organized at Marquette last year
II Is expected this year all of the den
lists i'm this section will be enrolled
The Amphidromc has been secured for
the convention meetings ana for the
clinics.
Prof. y. : Holt dean of the dental
department at the University of Mich
can at Ann Arbor will be enc of the
speakers and Prof, j. II, Prothcra.
professor of prusthctic dentistry at
Northwestern University also viii
speak. The latter will discuss plate
work. Dr. +. q. Gillespie of stephen
son. a member of the state board, viii
present a paper as will Dr. Delbcrt
Renuctts of BcssCmor DR.. L. II. Mac
Naughton of Calumet also will speak
There will hc number Of table
nlinics IN connection with the tWu
days meeting ana other interesting
features will bc included ON the pro-
gram.
The HouEhton County Dental socic-
ty is arranging an elaborate enter
t&inmunt
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
MEETS DEATH IN WEST.
Jerry e. Sullivan, Copper Countrl
Product. Was Man Of Prominence.

Jerry T.. Sullivan. superintendent of
the Original and Gagnon mines, well
known. well liked and long prominent
In the mining industry in this city. dicC
this morning. says The Bdtte Post.
For 80 years Jerry Sullivan had
worked underground Born in Hough-
ton county. Michigan, 80 years ago he
entered the mines when Il lad of II.
From nippcr hoy 10 "a superintendent
of two of the great copper mines of
Buttc, briefly sums up his career. 1t
does not tell however. of the long con-
tinuod struggle he had in his early
youth, of his determination To rise and
his promotion by reason of unques-
toned ability and energy
Wucn he came to Butte l. years
ago. Mr. sullivan began work as Il
miner at the Green Mountain Later
hc was SHIFT boss at the Never Sweat
Then hc had charge of the Sunny Side,
now operated in connection with the
High ore. Still later he became fore
man of the Gaguuu When Anaconda
company acquired the original mine
of W. \. Clark. that property aud the
tiagnon adjoining were put under MI
sullivan, who was made supcrintend o.
,nt.
BESIDES his mother. Mrs. Jerry Sui
Ivan. the departed superintendent
leaves the following relatives: Mrs.
Patrick Crowley, sister. wife of the
shit boss at the Gapnon; Mrs. Daniel
Mctiraw, sister, wife of the deputy
state mine Inspector Mrs. Leo La
Reau. sister, of IIclcnt; two other sis
ters. Miss Josie and Anna Sullivan
Michael NJ Sullivan and William
sullivan, brothers.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
UNiTARIANs CONVENTION.
Er President Taft to Deliver Address
Before Boston Conference.

Boston May 11.--Onc ot the features
Of Unitarian anniversary week. which
will be opened tomorrow morning
with special services in all the Uni
tartan churches of Boston. viii be the
festival meeting in fremont tempt.
next Friday evening. at which former
President William II Taft will pre-
side and deliver an address. Mr.. TAFT
is expected to he hear at one or NOR,
of the other meetings of the week
These meetings. will include those OF
the sunday School society Woman
Alliance. Lcnd-a Hand clubs. the
temperance societies and other Organi-
cations connected with Unitarianlsm
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
LOCAL BREViTiES.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES:

Arthur Gcrhy has left for his home
In Alpena after visiting with Mr.. and
Mrs Joseph Stafford.
Mrs. scott Coffin of Sandusky, ohm,
has left for her home after visiting a.
the nome of her parents. Mr.. aud
MrS. " Il. Anderson of Calumet.
John Maxi and son of Mass Ci'y.
spent yesterday in Calumet.
Garfield Castle, Knights of the Gold e
On Eagle viii observe Memorial scrv~
ices tor departed members tomorrow.
Work on the sewer extension in tn p
alleys cast of Fifth street likely will tee
completed today.
Miss I;ssic Mcclure is reported scri-
Dusty III.
Mrs. W. H. Collycott has arrived
home from a visit to Ishpcming.
The ghost walked for the employees
OF the {. ~ ". and subsidiary mines
today.
Dr. stephen Gasparovirh. formerly
Of calumet, and bride, have left aficl
> brief visit here, for Joliet, H., where
they will reside.
stephen G. sullivan Of Osccoa, who
la, been visiting here, will leave this
evening FOR Virginia, MINI, To assume
his new duties as book keeper Tor the
Virginia brewing company. His many
friends are pleased with his advance
ment
Or NJ H. Fhometz arrived home
yesterday from an extended visit 10
Nudlavia and Chicago.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
QUEER s. slLLs AFLoAr.
Treasury snS Secret Service Officials
euszlee Over Imitation.

fhc d0psclN,aS ,,,uu,,rrcit Indian s.
SILVER vVvudoatv r,,VntN discovered
s'.tnUvS iu o.rcaiSuun despite tho
N'~t8ucc 90 Sccr,t service ana treas
si, officials
t7c notes Which are almost per-
tvs mutations ~ tHc evu,une. are
lHdmS tbcir NAY Through banks and
-1gv thv SubtrCaSugl az New York,
Tile nvtCS are printed on genuine
IArcr obtained by washing 81 bills
Government officials believe the same
.'entvrfcitcv Tor months circulated
.vsuS 81 bills In BOSTON Philadelphia
ND olhrr eastern cities
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
SEVENTH STREETS WIN.

The Seventh Street Stars defeated
the Eighth Streets by the score of
10 I ia a fve-inning game this morn
ing. Pctloski. Kitti and Klino wcr,
the battery FOR the winners. The Sew
enth streets are open for games with
eleven year-old teams.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
YOUNG LADY PASSES.

Miss Hazel Moylc, the cightcou- year
old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. touu
Movie at Marquette. passed away re-
Gently. The parents resided in IIccla
previous To- five years ago.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
MASoNS ATTEND CHURCH.

Members Of kcweenaw Lodge. r. &
y. NJ. Of Ldurium will attend divine
services in the Kearsarge NJ. T.. church
tomorrow morning They will leave
O'Clock. arriving at Kearsarge in time
for the service. Rev. g. VI. Magahav
the pastor Of the Kearsarge NJ H.
church is the chaplain Of the lodge.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17

Members of the Calumet Woman
club can obtain tickets for Fla" CiVic
Decent dinner from Mrs \. =. simon
son. Calumet. Mrs. \. baldwin. lau-
rum: Mrs ~ - Lee. Lake Linden
Mis-. Dawes Hat shop. Red Jacket
s,I, # tickets will close Tuesday
MINT Advertisement. IL
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17
w. THURTELL
The OPTOMETRIST
Has returned to Calumet and has
his Office IN
THE oRENSTeIN BLOCK,
Eiftb ctrsst

Hours / to 6 and to y y. m. Eyes
thoroughly and scientifically examin-
ed, and glasses made to 1T All work
guaranteed. Telephone 900.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-17

Illinois has dairy herds valued ut
S.RIS3.0i4.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-05-09

Hos -z-y people realize TIE number o. ways
Y zz.c. = : possible :o- soma Of the commonest
everyday events y lie 70 happen: London
Answers asks
A. vo- wzIk through Re streets Of your town
10 sxz--ls z-5 lear t1e chimes OF Your parish
cz--c- .=--s las = ever occurred . you 70 think
a. zcz -z-y charges can be rung with 4
peal q =.z1t 1s-lss Tie answer is 1890,
---bz- -z.cz seems Amos: Incredible. but none
IL -sss : ;-=
-=- horses - Il -scs The number Of ways
Il =t.-z - frs s=co-5 and third places can
l. sled : E-i= -1s number o. ways n
v1--z - - Ec-s=s ca pass lie winning post
: - z-c----s ---be- 3s--.s99-
-ov1 co--r= ( composed q twenty-five coun-
,7rc-s as - z-cs--s- Fro- i i Is possible
n t--- 80 EOS zz5-z-r committees each con-
posed Il 5T= councillors aid three aldermen
E.z.- people cc-l6 arrange themselves about
-o--s -zt.4 = 5t4a 55=e-@-t ways. and if six per
SINS -zcs5T4 5-Et--1zss -2.lEay carriage having
SIX s=s-s -.=y cc.l5 choose from among 1e9 oli-
te-e-t vars = seating Themselves
4 E--l= 81 Ezz ~ different beads 70 make
INTO : necklace. So could DO & 1920 times
and Est Different -zcklzcs each tine
u Ne zisA . make selection @ six books
out o. a s-zzlabls Twelve ne have The choice
OF go waTs Il mich . &c g While Il We have
the following coius-asltpel-y. penny. sixpenny
piece. shilling 5o-11. a-d half croEa-we can ar
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-05-09

tons. cord loops, eccentrically shaped
collars and sectional belts across
back or front \ certain air Of smart
ness is impaired TO the garment by
oddly placed seams, piped or arranged
in slot effect. The dropped shoulder
has replaced the raglan design. so
fashionable last season, and while
very loose and almost baggy across
the top, the modern motor wrap in
variably tapers inward toward the bot
tom. wrapping the knees closely over
the narroy skirt beneath. A particu-
larly popular model of this type, made
of all wool serge. had double reyers.
the larger ones extending to the low
front fastening, of black and white
striped or checked worsted, while
smaller reyers and a collar OF faille
silk appeared on the ravers of worst
ed Other coats of wool serge have
shawl revers and deep cuffs of ratine
in contrasting colors: and still other
models show revers and cuffs Of the
material edged with Bulgarian print
ed silk narrow collar OF black satin,
trimmed with small buttons lending
a note of sharp emphasis and reliev-
ing the gayety of the Bulgarian trim
ming.
Very chic are three-quarter coats OF
shepherd checked worsted lined
throughout with bright colored plaid
silk. the latter material showing on
the turned back collar and revers,
while the sleeves are finished with mar
row, turnover cuffs of the coat fab
ric. All such coats have wide shout
ders and straight coat sleeves set into
large armholes and the fronts usu-
ally lap across each other. fastening
quite low with two or three large but
tons. while the coat edges slope away
in cutaway effect below to show the
skirt OF the dress.
MARY DEAN.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-05-09
Cz7Iltl2 QYlQlPZFL or ZIHlLE O=6HccAAt5

fully carved with figures OF Bacchus fawns,
cup.ds satyrs. and bacchantes woven around
which are grape vines and clusters Of fruit pop
pies and ears Of wheat. all OF which are symbol
lea, o: the reyelling which the name OF the TEN
pie suggests
This great doorway stands . feet high and
~ feet wide while the carving of the posts
JUS, mentioned covers space about six feet
wide on both sides Of this door stand graceful
1u-ai columns forming the prostyle or portico.
lille he plain ones Of the periSty.e which
stands between them. seem 10 reflect their
beauty
The mammoth stones contained il the iaclosing
wall Of the Ac7opols have been the marvel Of
engineers for ages The lowest courses ara OF
stones OF moderate dimensions. but a. 4 height OF
- teet above he ground q the west wall :
-ow q three enormous stones the shortest being
Sc feet a1d the longest IS feet Il length. and
each being about 3 :eet high and 10 feet thick
They are The largest building blocks ever known
70 have been used BY nan. 4 still larger stone
lies il the ancient quarry nearby. never having
been detached from he rock beneath This one
IS % feet long BY y feet ~ . feat
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-05-09
Substitutes for Muslin.

1t looks as though the day of mus
Inns for underwear was on the de
crease simply because crepe de chine,
Chinese silk. Italian silk and mercer
lied knitting serve to keep the figure
more slender than any fabric which
holds starch. Women who do not care
10 be lavish in their lingerie adopt
combinations that are cut of at the
knees and the bust and have the fiat
shoulder straps made from wash rib
bon: these are inexpensive and do
not add much to the laundry bill.
Italian silk is expensive. but it is
one of the most pleasant fabrics to
wear that has been invented for wom-
ems convenience. 1t also washes cas-
ily and wears well and does not add
TO the thickness of the figure by frac-
ton of an inch.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-05-09
HAT AND COATEE TO MATCH
Od-Fashioned Chintz Designs Are
Used for Transparent Wraps,
With picture Hats"

Many sets. hat and scarf or coatee
TO match are noted here The old
fashioned Chintz designs are exploit
ed in these transparent wraps de-
signed for lingerie gowns. One set
called the Picture" hat and wrap.
iustifes its name Designed in white
chiffon with Egyptian design in old
blue and large pompadour roses IN
shades OF maize and orange the
coatee reaches below the hips, draped
fronts and shawl collar OF real lace.
The picture hat" IS bent in four cor
ners. the top draped with chiffon and
band OF old blue velvet ribbon
drawn about the crown and a fat
bow at the side. Placed under the
brim is a yellow velvet rose.
Quite as attractive is a little Eng
lish sailor hat. with crown draped
with Futurist silk and the top OF the
brim decorated all around with red
roses placed at intervals Entwined
about the crown is a band OF old blue
velvet ribbon. The scarf designed 10
wear with this is formed in mantle
shape. blue velvet ribbon formine
the hens on either side OF front and
down the center back.
Quaint little hats covered with Jouy
design in chiffon. trimmed with pleat-
ings OF same. with scarf TO match are
also shown-Women's Wear
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-05-09
MAKE FILET LACE AT HOME
Few Materials and Little Skill Needed
for the Construction Of This Most
Effective Trimming.

"Filet lace is undoubtedly the fash
ion, and deservedly so, for it is one oil
the most effective of all laces," says
an article in Harper's Bazaar. With
a little patience and the expenditure
of a very small amount OF time every
woman, even she who never could
learn TO sew, can have lovely filet. for
it is very easy to make.
For making filet lace the only tools
needed are a good linen thread a
frame on which to stretch the net, and
a dull needle always buy my ground
net, for, though not difficult to make, II
is tedious work. II is simply a NINA
ture fish or tennis net. The only diff
ficulty is to keep the distances be
tween the knots even, but this soon
comes with practice. However. wher
perfect handmade net can be bought
for very little abroad. il hardly seems
worth while TO make it. l send 10 the
Galerie Lafayette, in Paris, for what |
use. Net four inches wide costs only
SO cents a meter. and squares suitable
for setting in linen cost from i've cents
each up, according 10 the size. In the
department stores in New York filet
lace four inches wide with a mediocre
design costs from four to six dollars
a yard. When one can easily make It
with q beautiful design for few vents
a yard ii seems a waste not 10 do So
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-05-09

hv The Emperor Traian prior 10 his entrance on
h;s second Parthian campaign Antoninus Plus
a \ r9Sl61) built the great temple which the
legend current among the modern inhabitants
COUNTS work OF solomon. The platform ana
svbst-uctures. however, are OF much carrier
5ata This temple is said 70 have contained
eo,den statue of Apollo. of Zeus, which on GER
tain annual festivals the chief citizens OF Hehop-
oils bore about on their shoulders When chris
tianitv under Constantine became the dominant
religion. the temple became Christian church.
In the wars that followed the taking OF the CT!
by the Arabs. who sacked it in A. D '4s' the
temple was turned into fortress. The city was
completely piIlaged by Timur in 4. D. 400
Both city and temple continued to fall more ana
more into decay under the misery and misrule 10
which Syria has been subject ever since Many
OF the magnificent pillars were overturned by the
pashas of Damascus merely for the sake OF the
iron with which the stones were bound together.
What the Arabs Tartars and Turks had spared
was destroyed by a terrible earthquake in 1859
Baalbek is now an insignificant village with
population of about 1000 more than half OF
whom are Christians