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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01

Nine in ten failures spend the
greater part of their time SOLDERING
up after mental debauches. Having
made up their minds that certain
conditions should prevail, they i'm
mediately assume that they actually
exist. Drunk upon their own fancies,
they stagger about their business,
humping into a lamppost here. pick
ing quarrel there and making pitt
able spectacles of themselves at all
times. Presently they awake with
swollen heads and blinking eyes to
complain that the world is all out of
joint.
There is one thing that you may
safely count upon-the world isn't
out of joint-.it is you who have
failed to adjust yourself to condi-
lions. You were made to live on this
earth. You We're given power to alter
certain minor circumstances, but you
are powerless to change general con-
ditions. Rather. you, were given the
adaptability necessary to meet them.
That's your job. 1t will do you no
good to neglect it, no good to intoxi-
cate yursef with the wine of imag-
nation, no good to do aught else but
face the facts. The world may not be
all right. but it is good deal nearer
perfection than you know. The big
fault Is with you.
Did you ever stop to think of the
monumental folly required to attain
your point of view? You are a nudge
upon pin-point in space. the PIN
point being this earth of ours. You
are by no means of permanency. A
nudge of lesser degree. a niicrobe for
Instance, or a bullet, can end your
earthly troubles without difficulty.
Your mentality is limited. You are
more or less whelmed constantly in
the maze OF things that you do not
understand. q
Get in line John Henry. yet IN Iinei
Make use Of things as they are.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
Seen and Heard at
the Four Corners
BIZ BRIGHT EYES

A Washington paper says tina
President Wilson looks disappointed
when a decision favors the visiting
team 1 reckon he'd go mad If he
attended q game here.
9 G G
A local restaurant proprietor told
me he gets cents a pound for hls
old automobile tires. After eating
some welsh rarebit in his place fass
pight it strikes me that he gets more
than that for his old rubber
Puzzle: Why is an International
peace convention like d. A. r, cleo
ton? Answer: Because.
In the suffrage parade there viii be
sc. 065 hands. OF this number $1,000
viii be on the hats of the marcheaz
II seems entirely too masculine 10
speak Of the suffrage parade as 10000,
but We do it.
BY her mothers will, Mrs. Milne
Hamburger gets $4,000. Methinks
that this is rather nice Hamburger
stake.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
On the Spur of
the Moment
az ROY MoULToN.


FROM THE HICKEYYILLE CLARI0x
Amos Perkins. the genial proprie
tor Of our tombstone works, says he
has a secondhand tombstone BY the
name Of johnson for sale and any
body needing such an article can ger
II very cheap. II their name IS nos
johnson they can have the leglslatot
change It 70 johnson before >nes
pass away. The epithets engravesyon
the tombstone are very appropriats
to almost anybody and contain moth
ing libelous and nothing which would
bring a blush of shame 10 toe most
fastidious.
90
Constable Ezra Hand is doing con-
sid'ble sleuthing these days in an ef-
fort to put an end 10 the wave q
crime which has been waving IN or
midst for some time. William lib
bits has been maintaining q pubIi
drinking cup at his store which il
agin the law, but the constable doeanH
dare to 20 in and arrest TibbitE for
fear the latter win ask him to pas
his bill.
90
Miss Amy Pringle says girl has
TO be Up and going to land a man az
the matrimonial altar these days she
has got to have the beauty Of
Maxine Elliot. the charm Of a Bern
hardt. the cunning of a Madam du
Bery. the culinary proficiency Of
Sarah T. Rorer. the artistic soul OF
Rosa Bonheur. the conversational
ability of a Carrie Chapman Czzft,
the strength of mind OF Queen
Elizabeth and the hgger of a Venus
When a man pays q dollar Tor MAJ
riage license nowadays he wants
whole lot for his money
90
Rev. Hudnutt. OF the Hoppertown
Hard Shell church expects to take q
vacation from his pastoral duties
next month and earn some real
money by doing a little lathing ana
plastering.
Ellery Watkins, who used to live
In Hickeyville forty years ago hs6
returned to visit his relatives. He
says he notices many changes abou1
our village, including a new tin cup
on the town pump and seventeen pic
ture shows.
Hank Tumms and Hold Peters are
weighs 257 pounds and is little
thiclxer'n Hank is.
CAUGHT on THE FLY.
One of J. P. AIorgan's former part
ners says the concentration Of money
has just begun. but It seems as
though it has been concentrated just
about as fast as the government co1s6
coin 1t.
An Ohio girl confesses that she has
been engaged to five men at one
time. In these days of high cost o.
living q girl cannot ovefloolx any
chances.
One congressman demands free
meat. What does he call those poltti
cal banqaets that he attends2
A New Jersey hefress has married
her coachman. II is easy for an
heiress to get almost any kind Of
husband. but good drivers are scarce
A Russian woman challenged her
husband to a sword duel and killed
him, but there are those women who
win still maintain that the tongue
is mightier than the sword.
The male population has always
believed that something like THE
would happen some day: A Los An
geles man has hanged himself with
q Christmas necktie.
Chief Bacon Rind of the Utes GER
tainly has an expensive and arisfo
cratic name.
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aBAh171 aOC19
NEVER TILL AcOp- 10 BIS
Fkct-NfkT YOU THINK
or HIM.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01

Drink life deeply and be glad that
you haven't the management of the
universe on your shoulders. Yank
a little rebel into step now and then
by way of exercise of bit of brief
authority, but don't take yourself too
burned seriously. Cut out the mental
sprees, keep your head sound and
your eyes clear. Be sane and be
happy,
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Noted Women Whose Birthday Is Yours
MAY I
Elizabeth WoodviIIe
Copyrighted. 1913.


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NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
Two United States Senators Who Remained Poor Men

- Morgan Colonel Roosevelt pub
he also referred to sue
after the OF certain
told that this Senator's family was
public
ali fhat time his
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
00EJnn@l@ GaaW'' Saws
Copyrighted. 1913, BY ". 3. Williams.

IGNORANCE sometimes
there IS an awakening and headache the
of
heads This the vice Of ignoring conditions
The Washington times., 1913-04-13

THE CHEVY CHASE.
CHEVY CHASE CIRCLE.
Desirable apartments of rooms and
bath; located in Washingtons most
beautiful suburb all outside rooms;
excellent service.
THOMAS J. FISHER & CO. QNC)
The Washington times., 1913-04-13

s. 25eo-HOMES. new; beautiful and complete:
located on Congress Heights. high and
healthy: one block from cars: six nice rooms;
gas and electric light; complete bath and
plumbing; furnace heat; stucco front and tile
mansard: will paper house and finish hoors to
suit buyer. See Owner. RANDOLPH l.. JEN-
NINCsS. ll16 at NV. Tel. N. lNl.
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
CHEsArEAKE & OHIO LINES

CREsATEAhE q OHIO LINEN.
s:lS D. m. daily-SleeperS to Louisville CtDs
e.nnati indianapolis. and ST. Louis.
ESQ o. daiiJ-Fuiinsan TO Cincinnati ~
Chicago
u:,0 m. daiiy-SieeperS to virgfnis Hes
oprinSs, Gin .innau sa6 Lo = stls.
oaAaaoA
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RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

PREaIE.R CARRIER OF THE SOUTH
\ B-kVllowins schedule figures pubiished "a
AMY as Ini III .GaliOn anu are not suaranlc.i
TRAINS LEaSE WASHINGTON
For Atlanta. Montgomery. MOBILE. Ns1
Orleans sou H. IA and lv.ts q. N daliy,
Uinlns cars.
For Chattanooga and Memphis via Asas.
vile IVA y. IN. daily.
FOR Atlanta. Goiumous. Birmingham. s.sS
a M and i:so q. IN. daily. Dining cars
Fur Atlanta. AnnlstUn. TalladeSa, Lala-a
selma. s:JJ 4. m. ana AIS y. m. daily All
Tor CniUntvMn. Demopolis Aeridlal. S:Ss a
m. daily. Dining cars
For Roanoke. Bristol. Knoxville. Chatt.
noosa Birmingham. Meridian. EicksburF
Nm orleans. lV:lO y. m daily. Dining ca,s
kor Koanokc. Knoxville. Chattanooga Nasa
xtil,. Memphis. 4:lV - m- daily. Sl=-pins car
nav be occupied after iU:oe D.. NJ Lining car.
For Asneyllle. $50 n. M. 5:5S v ni. ana
N :.S n m daily. DininS cars
Eor Crlumpia. SumnierSiile, Charlesron
AIKEN Augusta. Savannah. brunswick Jacf.
sonyiiie and rIJrids points. S:ss D. M. aaily
Dining car. ,.,
day, as y. n.
For Harrisonburs. $50 a m lparlor csrS
daily a:aS y. lpsrior carl. an1 as D O.
week days.
For WarrenIon. $50 a m.: u:oo q m: "a,
D. m. daily: s::s y. m. tparcr carr. and AS
l. 5 BROWN General Axs.a
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
BEAUTY CULTURE

MIRROR BEAUTY INSTITUTE.
90 r ST. NV. Thorough course in Manicuring
S.: Hsirdressing, shsmpooing. ChirOpody.
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
WALL PAPER

PAPERHANGING. 20s6 less than other firms.
Phone Line. 223g, or drop postal for esti-
mate cHAS. r. HYSAN. 2e+ Cap. st.
l.
LARGE ROOMS PAPGRED for 50: painted
for $50 F. NJ BOYD. 1l1l u St \. Z. -
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
LOAN COMPANIES

Soz JENIFER BLDG. 400 7TH ST. n. W
Hours. to 8: Saturday. 70 4
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FOR SAlE-HOUSES
A SAFE AND PROFITABLE
INvESTMENT


INVESTMENT
II YOU have a few hundred dollars earning
only So interest In a savings account. fgur.
out now much harder you could make that
money work by investing 1t in one OF thes,
homes
IL you live in IT you save your rent If
you already own your own home you could
rent this one for enough to cover all the
payments and let 1t pay for itself
They are in an improving neighborhood
where values are increasing and where good
They were built by Middaugh & Shannon
Inc, so you may be sure the construction is
OF the highest quality and that the cost OF
upkeep Will be very small.
They have six comfortable rooms. front
and rear porches. excellent furnaces with
gas hot-water heater attached, good up-to-
every convenience that you could wish for.
They have also unusually deep lots to
alley.
The exhibit home is open daily lighted
and heated. until D. m Inspect 1t today.
18th and f Streets s. e.
The PRICES of these homes range from
They can be bought for 5000 cash and
s.. 40 a month. including all interest. II a
Larger rst payment ~ Is made the monthly
MIpDAGGH & SHANNON. INC.
Builder and Owner.
SHANNON & LUCHS. f13 18th ST..
Selling Agents.
FOR SALE-NEw YORK AVE. n. W.
West OF Var Dept.
New colonial style brick home.
All modern improvements.
PRICE, $2,l00.
FOR SALEREDUCED TO $500.
BIG BARGAIN.
Located on Columbia Heights.
2-story and cellar brick.
rooms and bath: hot-water heat.
First Trust, $500, at S Per Cent.
FOR sALE-ArTRACTIvE n. E. HOME.
ONLY $3.50.
2-story and cellar bay-window brick.
Heated by furnace.
rooms and bath. All improvements.
FOR SALE-Only S3,950.
On avenue in Petworth.
Convenient to (but not on} car line.
A modern Groom house
Heated by hot water. Good lard.
WIN. H. SAUNDERS & CO.,
Southern Building. so7 18th st. n. w.
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FOR RENT-HOUSES
Unfurnishe1.

1859 9Th St ne 6 rooms SIS 50
IS md ST ne rooms ms........ g. so
is 9th st ne rooms mst..,,.... so. 30
$500 Gales st ne rooms .,...... Is 80
s35 sth at ne rooms ...,,. so 90
iOs Eve st ne 6 rooms s............ 20 SO
.l9 F 81, ne rooms ms...,....2 % 80
ISL 18th St Sc 6 rooms nls..,.,........ 1880
I53 18th st Sc 6 rooms ms....,..... l3 80
1867 f st Sc rooms s..... q so
1878 p ST Sc 6 rooms s y 50
.a3 IStb st Ne room. - IS so
sI2 Isl ST se colored rooms , IL so
s23 Y Jersey ave se colored rooms. l. so
Il21 18th st NV rooms .... 25 80
Rear IN bth st NV Ist door ..... Is 90
Rear Il2I 5th st NV ord floor IL o.
50 II st. NV. rooms and store. ZoW
54S Columbia rd NV. rooms. 22oo
500 9TH st. ne. LIST foor s rooms Is5o
45 st ne list floor i rooms ms..... l5. %
saa Elliott ST ne Ist floor 4 rooms.. 400
Gas Elliott st ne cnd noor 4 rooms. H. 90
1870 Md ave ne Ard floor Z rooms Is 90
I3.0 G. st. ne. Ist floor. & r. colored . iS.5
1872 Duncan st ne 2nd door 4 rooms. :. l.. 90
e257 18th St NV. 2nd floor, rear. rooms. Luz
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
APARTMENTS TO LET
unfuruished

THE KNICKERBOCkER.
1920 MINTWOOD PLACE y. w.
To rent, on tenants account, either
furnished or unfurnished. east 'front.'
apartment 4 rooms and bath. excell-
emily located in most desirable sec
tion OF Washington Heights; we'll
lighted rooms convenient to two car
lines: reasonable rent. For futher par
uculars apply to Apt. 3O4. or
THOMAS ]. FISHER & CO.. INC.
The Washington times., 1913-04-13

THE VAN CORTLANDT.
1917 BELMONT STREET. n. W.
To rent on tenants account East front
apartment OF FIVE large rooms and
bath. Conveniently located in most
desirable section Electric elevator.
Excellent service. Reasonable rent.
Apply to janitor or
THOMAS J. FISHER CO.. Inc
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
AUTOMOBILES

REGAL; 5-passenser: fully equipped: has
been run LIS miles only: cost 81 80: will
sci for $50: leaving city reason for sacrifice.
c. II. H., 10 Maryland ave. n. e., or phous
Main SEQ tCapitoD. Branch l7s. l.
RACER-Must dispose Of my Royal Tourist
racer. so-h,p.. in nns condition; cost a. 80;
q bargain. $3.50 NJ S. CARLlN, I.d0 9Th
st. n. w: telephone " 2se3 l.
FOR HIRE-AUTOnOBILES
FIvE-PAssENGER AUTO
FOOT WARMER
AUTO HIRE C0MPANY. Line. 2sSs.
MOTORCYCLES
sEcoMD HAND aoIYf;aShEs; ny ;.;,,s,
HASAiNEs LEyT MHicH CAN ss
sssk4MoS G1sH oS sATanNfsA Z W4EEinAs
Main <fse. si2 9Th St n. W.
HAvERFORD CYCLE CO. is the home of the
Excelsior Motorcycle. Several good bar
gains In second hand machines 81 10th st.
bargain. BOX $50. Times ofhce.
HORSES AND VEHICLES
ATTENTION CONTRACTORS.
Agents FOR the best and highest dump
wagon on the market Sold On Easy terms
ons for hire. ROBERT l.. WATERS. Stavle
Rear 3tio 18th ST. n. W.
FoR sALE-Trottins bred saddle horse.
brown seidins. 10 hands high. years old;
Write !. H. COOK. 20 S'&S =. Capitol % 81. city.
ONE top wagon. / milk wagon. top bug
g.es. 8 runabouts. from SO up. lns E st.
n. W..
FOR sALE-Bussy harness Al condition.
wagon. $3.50 GERMULLER HARNESS
FACTORY. Gal La. Ave.
Is HORSES. Mares and INJURIES. carriage. sad
die and work horses. Dump wagon and
harness. hand made top wagons. J. Z.
LOVE. H4a-1iis y. W., Phone n. %.
TWO CHEAP WORK HORSES. sa5; one
mare, $50. 71S 10th st. s. Z.
FOR sALE-Larse horse. good worker. ap-
ONE NICE FAMILY MARE-Aiso two sood
work mares. suitable for country.
"a srH ST: n. w.
FOR sALE-lo head Of horses and mares:
must be sold. Call rear of &ss Pa ave.
HORsE-suitable for delivery or carriage:
also platform spring wagon. 40 Center Mkf.
HORSES ard mules at all times, ana good
mares; carriage horses. FRED JOHN
SON. ia E st. 8. z.
GANTZ has 10 car loads of runabouts. sur
reys. and ] spring wagons. Will sell them
regardless Of cost. 120S d Ut. ". W. Il
q wagons: an kinds soto $50 each
so Buggies: all kinds .-........$2s to SIS each
200 sets Harness. &la % 70 "
II. g. LEARY. 80 Pa. ave. N. w.
FOR SALE-Eight horses and mares. owner
having no further use for them will sell
cheap. Apply Rear <72 Pa. ave- N. w.
FOR HIRE-Hofyes. carriages, wagons. By
day, week or month at special prices. GEN.
ERAL LIVERY CO., INC. rear n Pa ave.
N. w. Phone Main 11U. l.
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
ARTHUR CARR,
llOl E St. N. w.

1904 4th Sc. 6r. SIS. 5
3l6 l4th sw., 6r... 1876
si2 y ST. sw.. er. 49,
IUS q ST. Sc. Or. Isl
fS4 T ST. sw.. 5r... l5.5
llC9 E st. sw., lar l5.5
lil0 5th st. nw..Jr I5.t
2lS 9th ST. NV. Ar. las
Sl4 18th st. sw. 5r l4.t
2ol2 9Th NV, 5r... 1875
III Seaton ne. Or. 1e.C
400 Oakdale pl. NV.
4r. ............... l2.i
241 14th st. ne. 5r I2.5
S3l V 81. NV. Ar. 12.C
35Sis Bland al. n.
w.. 4r. lie
q 81 at. ne. 4r.. los
lG2S 18th Sc. 6r... los
% Columbia Ter.
NV. Ar. 81
8 Gordon ave. ne.
H. D., ,c
@h Drapers al.
sw.. 4r. ...... "a
l244 Knowltons
ct. sw., 5r. "a
A. S. c.
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
N0N-MEDICAL HEALING

q, coo DRUGLESS HEALERS IN u SAIL
METHODS ARE GOOD-SOME BETTER
SOME BEST. DEATH NEVER FOLLOWS
THEIR OPERATION. THEIR PATIENTS
information Of NEAR-MIRACULOUS CURES
Of LOCOMOTOR-ATAXLA, PARALYSIS,
BRIGHT'S DISEASE, ASTHMA, INSOMNIA,
TERIES, RHEUMATISM. and the SERIOUS
CHRONIC INCURABLE (so-called) ALL
MENTS Of THE SPINE, NERVOUS. URIN-
AIRY CIRCULATION (restores the circula-
tion),. and DIGESTIVE ORGANS after every
other Method had failed. At office mailed
free. LADY ASSISTANT. Hours. 10 q m.
to p. m Sundays. II to l. CONSULTA-
TION FREE. PROF. H. n. d. PARKER.
l0ee 9Th u. N. w. READ BOOKLET. 1t will
do YOU GOOD.
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
NOTICE TO LADIES

vIAvI SCIENCE OF HEALTH. Free lee
tures for women Wednesday. 3 y. m. Nat
ursl non-surgicsl cloth bound 401-page BOOK
free. sss Colorado Building.
The Washington times., 1913-04-13
FLOOR OILS

c. T. HUNTERS SANITARY DUST KILL
ING FLOOR OIL, contains olium and wax.
heeps 'ne noors Sieah ahe g p'lshI s anu sines
niture. Try IT: Soc gal. delivered Used by
the Z. s. Govt and over l0.ovD families Ior
The Washington times., 1913-04-13

FOUR. FIVE. AND SIX ROOM APART
MENTS in the Fulford. 251s 17th st. Large
reception halls, large baths. large closets and
large concrete porches to each apartment :
also screens and awnings The best equipped
and cheapest apartments in Washington.
E. H. TAGGART. 1Io G ST.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-09-17
When Water Flows Uphill

fakrs,
mas ecipsed mark by
incredible performance the death de-
flying diversion is controlled
the publishers Of possible that they do not
derstand In describing
the flood tidal
rolling overwhelming the mining Of
Godfeld.
would be interesting have
diagram section
possibility
ascending somple of the
Tonopah New Sept Behaving destruction in its
wake wall swept Valley through Godfed
and Tonopah inundated cities
padded through and children
gathered financial loss expected to
thousands
Death Valley when wall OF water
FEET HIGH down the desert guches
Tonopah
of that the plain matter OF
report did happen The
strangely that
climb from depth
5000 feet above level
of altitude
its giant like males
y Of laws of and
of Tonopah and dpor itself
writer failed the
endurance The who wrote
mus a blacksmith his line he would
which have been
climb mile and
halfw houta
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-09-17
Many Years Test of
ECkman'S Alternative

For several years a large number of
voluntarily written testimonials from
persons who recovered from lung trou-
bic nave been received by the makers
Of Eckman's Alternative, a remedy for
the treatment of throat and lung trou-
bles. Surely plenty of time to dem
onstrate is lasting value. You can
write to any of them for eonfirma-
ton. Here is one.
1928 Girard Ave, Phila, Pa
Gentlemen: In the winter of 1903
| had an attack OF grippe followed by
pneumonia and later by consumption.
N the winter Of 1904 | had a cough,
night sweats. fever and raised guam
Titles Of awful looking stuff and later
had many hemorrhages; at one time
three in three successive days. Milk
and eggs became so distasteful / could
treated me. | was ordered to the
mountains, but did not go Eokman's
Alternative was recommended by a
friend. After taking a small quantity
| had the first quiet nights sleep for
weeks: My improvement was marked
from the first. | gained strength and
weight and appetite. I never had an
other hemorrhage and my cough grad
ually lessened until entirely gone
am perfectly we'll" (Affidavi)
ANNIE f. LOUGHRAN
(Ahove abbreviated; more on request }
Eckman's Alternative has been proven
by many years test to be most eff
eacious in cases of severe throat and
lung affections, bronchitis bronchial
asthma, stubborn colds and in up
building the system. Does not con-
tain narcotics, poisons or habit form
druggists. Write the Eckman Labor-
atory, Philadelphia, Pa. for booklet
telling OF recoveries and additional
evidence.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-09-17
INTERESTING SIDELIGHTS


Money makes fine cushion for
bruised feelings Chicago Record
Herald.
A racehorse IN action makes
lazy looking picture Sioux City
Journal.
A horse fell in the subway in New
York the other day. And he wasn't
killed by the bad air? Louisville
Courier Journal
People are learning to aecustom
themselves to the thought that the
price Of meat is always in the act
OF going up. Chicago News
Pockets for women is the newest
slogan Surely. but they viii have
to wear some clothes to put pockets
in. Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Meanwhile it strikes us that HUI
erta win prove himself an migrate
if ne fails to find job for Henry
Lane Wilson Manchester Union,
Nat Goodwin says he is now we'd
ded to literature. in which case the
public will not object to another di-
vorce Memphis News seimitar
BY agreeing with everybody we
give them a chance to go off and say
we are amiable, but haven't any mind
worth mentioning. New Orleans Pic.
ayune.
A man who would tell us his sec
ond wife had poisoned his first could
not expect to be classed as a model
husband whether he lied or not.
Cleveland Leader.
The entire country will hope to
see Congressman Underwood stick to
the house. His leadership there is a
a big democratic asset and need
Springfield Republican
Zip" is Maitre Labori's comment
upon Chicago, No wonder a mar
who can say so much in small com
pass is the leading lawyer in France
Chicago Inter Ocean.
AT an international meeting o
lawyers there is always a fine dis
play Of idealism and altruism. IT.
a great pity they do not take NOR,
of it into the courts.-Ph Philadelphia
Ledger
Talcum powder and glucose in ric,
and ptomaines in canned vegetables
No, we're really afraid the vegetar
ians have not shipped off the pana
cea for human ills.-Detroit Ere
Press.
From the length of time it took t.
settle Jeromes case it would seen
that the Canadian judiciary is no
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-09-17

Wen up on the perplexing intricaeies
% old Mr. Hoyle. Washington Post
The young Cornell woman who
lived 20 weeks on 50 cents a week
is going 70 Try to lower her record.
What's the use? Who wants to live
on SO cents a week anyhow Pitts
burgh Dispatch
To many persons NJ. Pegoud, who
turned a somersault in his monoplane
5000 feet above the earth, is a hero
while to many others ne is certainly
something else not so complimentary
~ Chicago News
Women will wear great dea
Of velvet this fall" says the fashion
page. Readers viii be glad to know
that women contemplate wearing &
great deal Of anything CLEVELAND
Plain Dealers.
1t can hardly be doubted that i
would delight the heart Of Mrs Pank
hurst and her militant followers t.
have the American immigration off
eials refuse her admission to thii
country Boston Herald.
The woman in Atlantic City witt
started out to attract attention will
a new kind of bathing suit fainte,
as soon as the attention began t,
arrive. Anyone who undertakes t,
lead the fashion these days mus
have more nerve than that Phila
delphia Press.
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Stockholders Meeting.

Notice is hereby given that in pur-
suance to call. in accordance with the
bylaws of the company, the under
signed, secretary, hereby gives no
tice that the annual meeting of the
stockholders Of the Nevada Telephone.
Telegraph company will be held at
the office of the company in Tono-
pah, Nevada, on the goth day of Sep
TENDER, 1913, at the hour OF o'clock
p. m, for the purpose of electing a
board Of directors of said company
to hold office until the next annual
meeting and until their successors
are elected and qualified, and for the
transaction of such other business
as may properly come before said
meeting.
F. G. WAREHOUSE,
Vice President
F. p. oKE, Secretary.
Tonopah, New, Sept. 6. 1913.
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