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Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
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for Grandpa Bibbins. He filed three teeth for Professor Ansel JImkey and shod i've mules Monday last.
 Swazey Creek is at flood tide just at this writing and there is two fee. of water in the basement of William Tibbitts' general store. Tibbits says it beats fishing through the ice all holler as Q feiler don't know what he is going to get. Tibbits caught sec end hand cUrrycomb and zinc wash board the other day,
 Hod Peters claimed he saw the frs; robin last Thursday and he is now taking a pest graduate course at the Keeley institute Hod has been pres ident O. the Alumni association oi the Keeley Institute here for several years. President Amos Butts of this village has received a black hand let. fer and the colored porte- at Amarlah Tiison's barber shop has been ar rested on suspicion the consequential evidence being rather strong agin't him.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
SHALL BUILD FOR SAFETY.

Numerous disasters in the history of this country have demonstrated the necessity of exceeding care in the construction of dams, reservoirs, re- taining walls and levees where vast quantities of water are impounded or expected to accumulate.
 It is not sufficient for safety that such structures should be built to withstand sll ordinary pressure. There should be taken into consideration the possibility of extraordinary floods, such as are now prevailing in vari- ous parts of the country. IL is not sensible act on the part of any mu- uicipality to invite disaster-and that is the effect of building tnadeauately. The situation at Dayton, O., due to the breaking of leyees. is infinitely worse than any that could possibly have been brought about by the usual processes of inundation. l. Is situa- rion which mere words are Doweries5 70 describe. First reports of any ca tas:rophe are likely to be eKagger- ated. The loss Of life at Dayton prob Iably is not as large as was indicated in the earlier estimates. but It is heavy and the damage $ beyond computation. Human suffering can
 not be expressed in figures and the city of Dayton will feel the effects o' the present disaster for years
 The breaking of dams and reser
 voirs in other sections of Ohio and ir 1 Indiana is adding to the terrors o | ;he floods. It is evident that mani
 of those who engage in this charac lter of construction GO not give propei
 consideration to the tremendoui foeces Of batare aad to t'le enorFnoa' 1 rressure that must be borne on oe
 casions of abnormal rainfall and sub
 sequent flood accumaiasion- Tn | city which enters upon a work Q
 this kind without due calculation Q
 the chances, without provision !. 10
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
LEGISLATURE IS NEARING ITS END.

The lawmakers are busy these days. They are moving at a rapid gait since Governor Hunt put the ki- bosh on any other special session and it is nov expected that the first Ari- zona legislature will pass into his. tory on Friday which is the last of the sixty day limit for which the reg ular per diam may be paid members. It may be that the session will con tinue over Saturday. Very little has been accomplished by the session. Outside of the code revision bills bu- few measures have been passed and none of these of any spcial import apee All the pet measures reeom- mended by the governor were de feated. The request that capital pun. ishment be abolished in Arizona, for which the executive made a special pIea, hardly received respectful con sideration. being promptly tabled in the senate and never appearing at all in the lower house.
 Many radical and socialistic meas uresc were defeated, but one of the most extreme propositions of that character was put through as one of the code revision bills-the one for the encouragement of strikes and specially authorizing picketing and boycotting in cases of labo- disagree ments.
 The passage Cf mine tax bin is yet ins doubt, though in the house a measure of this kind is expected to get through. If no bill is passed then the mine assessment will be for the determination of the county boards Of supervisors as they were last yedT. OuueE 1HS Ae" the state tax commission may order She county assessor to place any value it determines on mine or other classes of property. but the board of super, visors, sitting as board of equaliza, tion may hear complaints and finally determine valuations.
 The appropriation bills are beine added to daily in one house or the other and it is now thought that the total will reach very nearly two mil lion dollars to meet administration expenses and for additions to and the upkeep four public institutions
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ing in particular, but exceedingly likely to get out of order and retard progress. Apparently many Of those persons who have been separated from their appendices get along just as we'll without them-even better But there are physicians who believe that there are entirely too many oDer ations for appendicitis.
 It will be interesting to know the theory that Dr. Thomas has formed as to the usefulness Of the appendix. He has announced his intention ol making his remedy public and oi making demonstrations III eastern hospitals. This would indicate thar he means well and has 10 conceal ments and no intention Of getting 2 latent on his system of treatment, It
 may be that he has made an import ant discovery by which a refractory appendix may be induced to behave and thereby live out it's appointed time in peace with itself and its pro prietor. In which event he is un doubtedly a public benefaetor.
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raent he extended. as requested by those under the Roosevelt dam tnal act will amount to making the Salt River valley a government fsvoritc while many other states are clamor' Ing for their share of the reclama tion fund for application on waiting reservoir sites and reclamation pro. 1ects.
 The added value to the Salt River valley as a result of the building oi the Roosevelt dam has been so maEy times moro than it's cost that ' should not be a difficult thing to make payment to the government as provided for in the original contract
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02

Editor Bill Hattich has slippe' away nom the Prospector office at Tombstone and there is considerable mystery as Co his whereabouts. '-Sme think he went to the circIs at Doug las, others assert that he has gone in search of a wife, while still others say he went to Phoenix for the pur rose of using an ax on that county seat removal bill.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
Suffered Twenty-0ne Years
 Finally Found Relief.

Having suffered for twenty-one years with a pain in my side. l final ly have found relief in Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root. The physicians called 1t Mothers Pain" and injections pt morphine were my only relief for short periods of time. l became so sick that I had to undergo a sur gical operation fin New Orleans, which benefited me for two years. When the same pain came back one day was so sick that l gave up hopes of living. A friend advised me to try your Swamp-Root and l at once com nlenoed using it. The first bottle did me so much good that l purchased two more bottles. l am now on my second bottle and am feeling like s new woman. passed gravel stone as large as a big red bean and seg- eral small ones. I have not had tho least feeling of pain since taking your Swamp-Root and I feel 1t my duty to recommend this great medi- cine to all suffering humanity. Crate fully yours,
 MRS. JOSEPH CONSTANCE, Ayoyelles Par. Marksyille, La. Personally appeared before. me. this 18th day of July, 1911. Mrs. Joseph | Constance, who subscribed the above statement and nade oath that < the same is true in substance and in fact. A
 VIM. MORROW, Notary Pablic.
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A SERIOUS BURDEN
lGIobe Recoral

lGiObe RecOFdD
 A burdensome expense to many counties of Arizona, and one that should be avoidable to a large extent. is the care and maintenance of in digent sick and maimed persons, who es rule come, or are sent, to Ari- zona because of our mild and salubrl- ous climate. The cost of conducting county hospitals and giving susten- anee to in6agents has grown apace. until it has become a heavy drain on county revenues, and a problem to be seriously considered. It is proper and just that we take care of our own destitute and infirm people, those who have lived among us for years a41 NaYe a rightful claim to our sym pEtlS and support; but it Is high tbne ehat the pensioning of unfortun ates y7o come from other states and ekEtmmities with the intention of be eonliIg public charges be discouraged
 Tlie county of Pima has taken the initiative in this matter, and accord ing to the Tucson Star, will refuse tc make donations to tue care and sus tenance of moneyless persons who art sent 10 this city for their health Thi. decision was recently arrived at an( is being put into efeet All appliea tions to have such persons sent tS the county hospital have beenrefuseS 1 and no further aid will be extended In these cases.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
SALT RIVER VALLEY oRLi6ATloN.

The land owners of the Salt River valley are making lot of noise nbout the treatment they are receiv- ing at the hands of the government and calling aloud for relief from the contract made with the government in connection with the building of the Roosevelt storage dam. o: course ,h;s paper would be glad to see our Naricona county neighbors secure inc extention of the time for the pay ment of this money. but under the reclamation act which amounts to n,sdge of the government that all the money received from the gale of pub Iic lands shall be devoted to the rec lsnation of desert land in the west ern states where it is located by con struetlug storage reservoire. many states are awaiting to receive bene fits under this law which they cannot get until the mnoey expended by the eovernment on the Roosevelt dam and ether reservoirs is returned undel inc contract
 This reclamation act provides that the money provided by the govern ,sent for land reclamation shall b' raid back b. the land o~ners oene fitted within tensyears from the tim' cf completion of the projects ana that as payments are made the monel becomes available again for pthel ,roiects. So, if the time for pay
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
rhn Amat.ur AIrahipper.

 Lycurgus built an aerOplane And then he tried with might and
 main
 To make her fly
 But hope to die He found his efforts were in vain. To his dismay Lycurgus found She'd only skin along the ground. She liked her berth
 Upon the earth And simply smashed and banged
 around. He smashed eornerib and barn, But said he didn't give a darn. He turned her loose
 And took abuse And simply muttered: Live and
 L'arn," FFe killed a COW and then a pig And filtered up a farmers rig; or cen disma.ed And said he didn't care fg- lie banged around for seven years. His relatives shed bitter tears. He matteTed: T
 Win make her fly. Doggone their warnings and their
 fears One fatefuI day the air was still. He left the apex of a hill.
 By gum. she flew
 A rod or two And gave him a triumphant thrill
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02

zoaa is represented at San Fran cisco in 1915 it will get ali benefits that would be possible in connection with the Panama Canal celebrations.
 The attempt in the senate to cui down the appropriation based on the budget provided by the beard of re- gents of the Arizona University failed and the amount originally asked for WIS agreed to. This sum is placed a tsl6O.oO0 and out of that an agri cultural building is to bo provided during the next two years.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
Eron ths t.;ekeYvlIIe cIasion.


 Our school teacher is just eutun wisdom tooth. By jing nobody IS more entitled to one. Hank Tumms youngest swalIered she coal stove shaker three weeks ago Thursday and Hank says the kid ought to grow up to be an athlete as he has SC much iron in his system. It is rumored that Uncle Ezra HarEiR's brother, ReH- frew. is in jail somewhere out in the West as he hasn't sent home for money the past two months. The Ladies Aid is prepared and anxious to hear the worst There ain't much use Of having good flourishing sew ing circle.
 t is rumored some feiIer expects 10 start a new thirst garage in this mans town to compete with the Golden Nugget and the Golden Nugget now has corn beef and cabbage or he free lunch. AnsOn Frisby filed h.s automobile with gin instead of gaso- line by mistake the other day and the blame thing couldn't stay iE the rud but tore down half mile of picket fence busted in the door of the meetin' house and knocked the front porch of Tibbits' grocery.
 Hiram Stebbins handed the Rev. Hanks a counterfeit sz for mary n' him to Amariah Tilson's daughter last week and said as long as he had been sshaz she minister mjght as vel te stuhg too Haak Tummz says conn- terfeit money is Just as good as any other to use around home. but in some of the larger cities he has found the Hnanciers are more skepticai. Mrs Anson Fristy is so nigh toned she uses two cent postage stamps intead Of court plaster Jed Frink our biack smith is finishing a new set of teeth
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02

The Arizona Record, the new pa per recently started at Globe, an nounces the arrival of a new Cox Duplex press which will print ths Record in the future. The Record is a morning paper, under She editorial management of Joseph Hammil and it has already become one of the best dailies in the state. It will be bette. now that it is installing improved equipment. Success, Bro. Hammil.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
There Are Msny Ways


 X young man writes us to the effect that he is tired of the eternal grind of work. He wants to know how he can get out of working. There are sey. eral ways, any of which will insure him against ever working again and they may be enumerated briefly as follows:
 Take one-pint of carbOl.c acid. Sit on the railroad tracl. in front of the Twentieth Century limited. Take passage for Europe and jump off the boat.
 Go and smoke pipe in powder magazine.
 Eat a hot mince pie at midnight and go to bed.
 Step on a loose trolley wire.
 Put the thin ones on now.
 Tickle a mules hind les
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He broke the steering gear, by heck The motor soon became a wreck.
 With ncthlEg more
 to break in store Lyeureus fell and broke his neck. 7r, Def hbors all filed slowly ny. A; ..sed upon hin with a sigh.
 Int st.li theT knew
 Though he was through, He died content. He'd made her fly.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02

When the committee in the lower house of the legislature agreed to n appropriation of s75,O0O to be used for providing building and exhibit at San Diego it simply agreed that It you'd be wise to throw that amount of the peoples money away. If Ari.
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emergencies and without the utmost assurance that the specifications are good and the contracts carried ont according thereto, is taking a fearful risk.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
Letter to Dr. kilrer q Co.,. 5inghamton. N. Y.
prevs Wha. swamp-Roo. WlI po for

Prove What Swamp-Root VIII Do for
 You.
 Send to Dr. Kflmer & Co, Ring. hamton, \. r.. for 3 sample bottle. It viii convince anyoEs. Yea will also receive booklet of valuable infor- mation, telling all about tDe kidneys snd bladder. When writing. be sure and mention The Bishec Daily, Re view Regular fifty-eent and onetdol- lar bottle for sale at all drug stores. Advertisement. 325
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02

Fifteen minute service over the Warren Bisbee Railway to show grounds beginning 10:30, extra and special cars beginning I2:Ea. Higl
Bisbee daily review., 1913-04-02
TREATING THE APPENDIX.

An Indiana physician claims to have devised a system of treating ap rendicitis which, after fifteen years of experience and observation. h>' convinced him that there is no longer any necessity for operative measures for this rather common ailment.
 The promulgator Of the new method of dealing with the troublesome yer inform appendix is Dr. M. H. Thom- as. of Huntington According to s dispatch from that place the doctor is firmly Of the opinion that the ap- rendix Is placed in the human econ omy to serve a definite purPosei that it's removal is unwarranted wheI there is other treatment that will COT rect the disease, and that the dan gers attending operations and the bad results following operation at ths ! hands of reckless and Incompetent surgeons overbalance the good the, may do"
 Man is fearfully and wonderfully made" and there are some parts O | the intricate human machine fol which no important use has beer i discvoered. The yermiform appendix for instance. has been regarded as supernuity. a sort of fifth wheel il the corporeal makeup. good for noih
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Line car will meet all cars from 12:so to 11;39 D. m.
 Advertisement 374
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KEEP AWAY FROM WACO.

A battle is expected to be fought at Naco, Sonora, today between the state troops under obregon, Cabral and Bracamonte and Gen. Ojeda, com.
 handing the federal troops at the Naco garrison.
 It is known that on botL sides of this battle cannon and machine guns will play an important part; it may be expected that bullets will reach the American side of the border and hence anyone within the danger zone will be in danger of being hit. There is no reason why any American should expose themselves by entering ibe danger zone at Naco during the battle which is expected today or to- morrow, surely. In the Cananea bat tic several Americans were killed
 when they were exposing themselves to imminent danger in order that they might observe the progress and re suits of the fight. We hope to hear of no casualties of this kind in the Naco fight and that no American cit izen will go within the danger zone.
 The Ninth cavalry commanders and
 the Washington authorities have i warned the people on this side of
 the border to get out of the danger zone and the warning is to those not
 within possible danger to remain at safe distance.
 1 The accidental shooting of Amerl- cans on this side of the line in the past has caused much i'll feeling and { prejudice. It is all right 10 say that Americans should be free to go where they please on American soil, | but they should not be permitted to
 expose themselves to Mexico bullets
 merely to gratify desire to see the Mexicans shoot at aud into each [
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-12-11

The decision of the United States
supreme court in the case Of c. H.
Summers of juneau. setting aside the
230-year prison sentence imposed on
the Alaska banker for misappropria-
ton of funds, comes as a great relief
1t not only was clearly unconstitution-
al, but absolutely against all the die
tates of humanity.
1t is always wise to temper Justice
with mercy. And especially when an
offender is not beyond hope of re-
demption A sentence of $50 years is
the extreme of cruelty. To one Of Mr..
Summers age it would mean that
when he finally emerged from behind
the prison walls he would be very
old man-too old to carve out new
career for himself.
The lower courts should realize that
the days of prison sentences of more
than 100 years or fines Of more than
SIS, 100000 are gone by.-New York
Globe.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-12-11
SantO Domingo Affairs
Cause Battleship Trip

Washington, D. C.-Reports recent
ly emanating from official sources
have said that the United States
steamship Dolphin, which sailed Mon
day for Santo Domingo, is being sent
there in connection with the "observ-
alton" of elections to be held in De-
cember, ostensibly Tor the purpose of
insuring fairness in the elections. 1t
is said on reliable authority. however,
that the State department is confront
ed with grave situation in the con-
duct of its affairs in Santo Domingo.
1t is learned that certain funds of
the Dominican government, held tenn
porarily in the custody of an official
appointed by the President of the
United States, have been transferred
from the Bank of St. Mitchellens to
the Banco National without authority
from Washington
The American minister of Santo
Domingo, James Mark Sullivan, wrote
to the receiver general of customs,
Walter Wick, authorizing him to
make this transfer of funds. The
owner of the Banco Nacional, N. M.
Jarvis, was friend of Mr.. Sullivan 8
before his appointment as minister.
The power to grant such authority
lies solely with the officials of the
bureau of insular affairs of the War
Department. 1t was said at the bu-
reau of insular affairs that the trans
fer was not made on orders
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-12-11
How 10 Attain Old Ace.

The chances of attaining old agf
are much greater II we live much o.
our life in fresh country air. Stats
tics go to show according to DR.. Dez
so of Budapest. that the fourth gen
GRAFTON OF the town-dweler is un
known; but enough Is currently re
ported to make the conclusion newt
able that the sine qua non of longe
witty is certain amount of time spen.
in the country.
The city child is subject to a mum
Der OF disturbing conditions other
than mere absence OF creature com
forts, which undermine the constitu
ton by throwing too heavy burder
on the sense organs. through which
exhaustion Of the central nervous sys
TEN follows among these condition.
are noises, perpetual round of hur
ry, and amending sequences OF Incl
dents exhausung the attention, t
which are superadded the physical
discomforts of vitiated air and efflu
via from human beings and waste or
ganic products, besides offensive
gases and infection-laden dust. Tt
attain old age we have to relieve our
selves from worry, strains and ankle
ties, withdraw periodically from the
wnirl of effortful existence, modif,
our diet, omit the use of stimulant.
and narcotics, and spend reasonably
long periods of time under pleasan
conditions in practical retirement.
Above all, amusement should bs
simplified and accepted rather thai
sought after. Only vegetable an,
semi-animal foods should be eaten
American Medical Association.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1913-12-11
BROUGHT Welaht to Bear.

Ollie James, senator from Kentucky,
weighs somewhere near 400 pounds,
and hates to ride in an upper berth
Once, travelling back to his home from
the capital. he could not get lower
berth for love or money. The man who
had bought the lower berth beneath
the bunk ON which Ollie was to sleep
weighed about 101 pounds and was
timid looking.
When the porter made up the sleep
ing car for the night James examined
the upper berth carefully and shook
it violently.
Il am scared of these uppers," he
confided to the little man The last
time slept in one it tumbled down
The 101-pounder did not say wore
at that moment, but half an hour la
ter, when James returned from the
smoking compartment, the small mai
was fast asleep in the upper BERTH
note pinned on the curtain read:
Take the lower, l hate to sleep ii
them. Judge