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his arm. and mopped his brow.
! ~That's remarkable" he said. my
Wife telephoned from this house NOT
half an hour ago. They told mo 30 ct
the millinery store down the street.
] stopped there to inquire for her"
They must have been mistaken"
Harry said. 1T II just possible that
they had the number mixed. I don't
believe they even know who We are
here. We don't deal with them"
well. Harry" the General said.
slowly. looking from one to the other
Of the faces before him. and realising
that he had been In error. I'm sorry
made such an ass Of myself. You
don't know what II h to be worried
about . wifs-yet. You'll pardon me.
won't your"
why, certainly, General" Harry
said, graspins his outstretched hand.
Let bygones be bygones and all that.
I know how you feel. I've been wor.
ned once or twice myself-but not
about . wife"
We'll. my boy, your tire will
come" sagely promised the General.
Il trust the ladies will pardon me. and
you gentlemen. also"
Lucy and Carolyn. Mr.: Medders and
the Count cheerfully forsave him and
he started out. when-Oh. luckless
fate!-from the room where Daphne
and Mrs. Blases waited. came .
sAeese. Il was not stified sneeze, II
was not . weak. apologize sneeze-
II was . big. whole-souled sneese-
sneeze that told by its very sound
that Il had been held back - long a.
possible and was glad to be given its
liberty! The General famed into
wrath, and whirled on his heel to con-
front Harry.
"Ha!" be exclaimed. my wife's
own sneese! I'd know II among .
million. I'd recognise Aer sneese In
the midst Of battle. It's no use to
bamboosls mo. NY wife b In thers!"
He lsve'ed his cane at the door -
thought about to firs volley through
the panels. Harry clutchsA q chair
-baak y steady himself. -
Mr.. Meddsrs came over 70 Harry
slowly. waving . hand at the Oensrsl
70 inform him that he would take
charge Of the case from nov On.
Harry" he said. seriously. what
does this mean"
Il don't know" Harry replied. I'm
guessing. just - much a. anybody
else"
Thee would not let me look IN
thsre!" Lucy said. accusingly.
oh, Harry" Carolyn wept.
The Count chewed his mustachs
and trembled.
The Generals eyes were now bias.
ing. He awaited the denouement.
Harry looked At them all. Save
Carolyn he could md no sympathy.
Suddenly he reflected that. after all.
~ vas blamslesA He would opea
the door. allow Mrs. Biases to come
out. and throw himself on Lucy's
mercy. He stepped to the door.
yanked II open. and
With % complacent smile out
stepped Daphne Darlington.
Tat b not my wife!" shouted the
General.
1T seems impossible to escape you.
my dear t,eneral." Daphne said sweet
". She swept out with - much
grandeur - she could muster-and
Daphne souid muster . plenty.
Nsgusted with himself. the General
vhirled about and stamped away.
Il tod him his wife wasn't here"
n an..s -
was weeping In her fathers srms.
while Carolyn Vas hucdled on . couch
crying. The Count stepped up -
Harry.
= 81 you out Of dis yeti" he said.
eAApYR0 ~
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~ syno's'a 1

cHAPrEn Harry swif,on IL sp,s-
lwslling IN hsppy anticipation OF . COM,
9uaksrsss, who nursed him when he was
injured In an auto accident out In the
country. His mind taken OF Of his sur
'eoundins. BY these pleasant thoughts he
German count and . beautiful woman.
The woman's hat 10 ruined. Absent mind
Sdy HAIRY th!usts the remnants OF the
Sae In his pocket and makes his escape.
CHAPTER H. Carolyn. Harry's sister.
arrives 70 play hostess. Socrates Prim-
With . hat intended a. . Gift TO Lucy.
marry 70 trailed to his home by the Ger
Saa count and the lady Of the damaged
.cHAPrER III. who. n develops. h
nn. General Bisses: She 10 In distrac-
sscapads. She declares that her miliiner
Sold her 9 duplicate OF the ruined hat had
80 6siivs,sd e Harry. house, Re
n insists that he knows nothing about
~ Lucy Medders and her father arrive
ead the Count 10 secreted In the library
CHAPTER Nv. Lucy proseses curiosity
hidden and Harry 10 forced to 90 some
CHATTER " The miii,ner arrives to
gacs the duplicate hat. She PROVE TO be
Daphne DARLINGTON whom Harry had
shown considerable attention toSin the
pAst and the situation becomes mdee DOM
thcated. She agrees to make Another
ess. Lucy and Carolyn cali Ha2y and
~ y II. COUNT t' The s'e co .s and papsSs
sssS and greeted each othsr warmly.
CHAPTER vi. The coun, asks psphre
Why she had left him standing on . cor
nes waiting for her one evening. she ex..
Id accompanied him 10 dinner, the
sceasiea and demanded its return. Daphn.
1isSss. at that the Count was in : state
q mirA so,Ssrtns on insanity g he had
&vea Mr., Bla.e: 2 duplicate OF the ring
GsSnt sncnsnrs bitter word: and Daphne
refuses to stay In the same room with
HIN. % she enters the room that Mrs.
1oases b concealed In.
WV. General. what IN t>s weird u
vssasf"
-HvssytAiag's wrong. You're . scan
1sss1rs,; IN To- dool! Ny VIE
49, - ps~Sasss1
NAs ssainG =. bunchss.- Harry
tAsagAt - himself. He determined
49, svss though the General had
ssAsea 70 believe his wife WAS In the
Assss. hs would acct to misunder.
seAal hin and thus disarm him.
why. General he said. you're
excited" "
"You bet Tn excited" the General
: elisl. shaking his cane In the air,
while Lucy and Carolyn shuddered
an6 hsll each other tight. behind Mr..
Nsddsn, and the Count stood ready
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- Jump Into the library II the fury
q The General should b directed q
hin.
"Yeu bet TN sacited. I'm % loosy
- 0 erans-i mean crasy - . loon.
{ vaat NJ wife. ! tell you. Where 10
shsf'
well. osasFai.- Hairy replied stir.
~. n sos running . guessing Coz
ssst. yss know"
'Ness q yes aam doassnssi yos
knsv vAsee ny wife To-"
~. Ms11sss stepped forward with
~ AAs1 raassA 10 calm the Osnsrai.
90. s0aaktas 10 Harry. asked:
:Ksswsst thos ought q bic wife.
laasryr
4 6ssv ssov What can b ne
naatss With Mn" Harry svs1s1.
rhs Count sllled toward Tie door
tsts he hall. saying nsskly:
r think ! a. going. SOW"
~ 0sssrai stopped hin with Q
1surisA e Ais cane. aaa shouted.
.yeu stay right hsssi Yea nAy
ksev ssosshias a this"
Lusy aov feSsl . chance 70 ass
ssosshiAg.
what = n ~ naa saystA Il tAss.
1oasSyr - ashel.
Ds1sss HAIRY sesll ssp,y - Der Ne
0oossal 1e0Aa1e1:
oA1 ~ We bsea hsrs telsyf'
= 90 aasves ~ hin." Lsey ~.
49, mnmnn aaa> aA.aa~a $1,000
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plantsd him unmlstakably In the II.
fsctions Of the new brilliant star.
Ina left her friend and old college
eoapanioa. and walked psnsivsly
through the garden towards the river.
She sighed ~ she saw dolorous-
facsd gentleman pacing . deassly
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GIRLS IN CANADIAN STONES
In City - Montreal oaiy Tine ~
csat. Wses Net csmpssssd -
laooe ~ llvsllhood.

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Oseoseesry velNo.

Cut hole In . rice or sponge eaks.
leaving . wall al around about tve
Inches thick. Put . layer 0. irssA
Strawberries swsstsasd 70 taste. sAks
the removed portion of the csAs lnto
crumbs and screen thsofruIs With soas
Of then. oatsfais oil With sh. y o.
warm milk poured slowly over n.
whsn II b eco, Pot . this layer Of
whipped cream. assia spsishi~ u vith
crumbs. over this spread . layer q
fruit. Pile the uhe,s With whipps1
cream aad decorate it Wkh u4els
stYnv horrfoa.
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GIRLS SCORN STUDENTS
Young Mems Attentions to Chorus
Ladies Do Not Meet With Favor.

Lawrence, Kan, March 27.-A sec
ond performance of Naughty MARI
eta" was staged at a dance at Ecke'S
hall after the performance at the
Bowersock had ended. The perform
ance was a success, but incidentally
it caused a GOODNESS between certain
young fraternity men and their down
town friends which can only be dis
sipated by numerous attentions in the
way of candy and flowers for while.
The chorus ladies' from the show
accompanied the chorus gentlemen to
the show, but reserved their dances
for the young fraternity men who
make it a practice to attend these
dances The fraternity men had al
ready filled their programs, but quite
heartlessly "ditched" their rightful
partners and cut dances with them for
the more fascinating show girls with
the beautiful shoulders. And besides
the show girls could rag" to perfec-
ton.
At the end of the dance the COM
edy turned to a near tragedy. The
fraters wanted to escort the show
girls home and the show girls
wouldn't stand for it. The neglected
town girls who had been used to
these attentions started an insurrec-
to them after their offers to escort
the stage ladies had been refused, they
were met with chilling glances and
some of the town girls banded to-
gether and went home without mas
culine escort.
There was many a wounded heart
down town and considerable indig
nation. All this BODIES a long siege
of Cancellation and a diet of humble
pie for the young men Of the hill
who neglected their ultimate interests
for the more immediate rosy prospect.
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CITY OF MOURNING.
Funerals Wend Their Way
Through Streets of Omaha.
Many PitifuI Scenes Enacted
in the Stricken City.

Omaha, Neb., March 27.-Fifty-two
funerals silently vending their way
to cemeteries brought home with
greater force to the people of Omaha
the full realization of the extent of
Sundays tornado. All day yesterday
as fast as hearses could deposit their
grim cargoes of bodies at graves, a
continual death procession was kept
I'D.
Cabs and hearses that a few hours
before had served as death vehicles
Tor negroes were, in many cases,
pressed into use by mourners of white
families. Color, creed and nationality
were forgotten. 1t was a general
burial.
There was little ceremony. AS quick
~ as one funeral was over another
began. Undertakes co-operated in
arranging burials. In several instances,
where entire families were killed or
where more than one member Of a
FAMILY awaited burial, one funeral
was held. Five bodies of negroes were
buried at one time by fraternal
lodge.
The double funeral of Mrs. Rose
Hynes Fitzgerald, z704 North Twenti-
eth street, and Mrs. H. A. Bigelow,
2527 Cass street, was held yesterday.
Mrs. Bigelow and Mrs. Fitzgerald are
daughters of Patrick Hynes, one of
Omaha's prominent citizens
One of the most pitiful of the fun
erals was that of Mrs. Mary Rathkey
and two small children. Surviving
Mrs. Rathkey is the husband and
father, who is nearly demented over
the disaster and who has not been
seen by friends since he learned of
his wife's death. Mrs. Rathkey and
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HOME FOR THE AGED.
Woodmen of the World, in Session at
lola, Adopt Plan.

lola, Adopt Plan.
lola, Kan, March 27.-At the clos
ing session of the Kansas jurisdiction
of the Woodmen of the World here
last night it was decided to build a
home for the aged and infirm men,
bers of the order, and a committee
composed of J. B. Atchison of lola; J.
T. finder of Parsons, Isaac Gephart
of Wichita, and w. c. Mitchell of
Galena, was appointed to devise ways
and means and select a location. AL
ready a number of Kansas towns are
bidding for the home, and Parsons has
offered $4,000 as a bonus.
A resolution was adopted providing
for levy of five cents per member
annually to build up the uniform rank
of the order. The following officers
were elected:
]. W. Kaiser of Kansas City, head
consul; Herman Retschlag of Empo-
ria, head adviser; Henry Gephart of
of Lawrence, head banker; N. H.
Wolfe of Topeka, head clerk; A. NJ.
WEIGH, Newton, head watchman; j.
Morrison, Olathe, head sentry; Carl
Ackermann, Sedan, head manager;
and Ed Cook, Independence, Q. E.
Marshall, Great Bend, w. T. Steele,
lola, and E. R. Wright of Wellington,
members of the board of managers.
Grand lodge officers of Woodmen
Circle are as follows: Grace Kennedy,
Kansas City, grand guardian; Mrs.
Lizzie Pierce, lola, grand adviser;
Amelia Wright. Atchison, grand bank
er; Bessie Bohomil, Rosedale, grand
clerk; Anna Cole, Wichita, chaplain;
Lizzie Ulrick of Pittsburg, grand at
tendant; Ethel Hunsaker. Galena,
inner sentinel; Ella Warhurst, outer
sentinel; managers, Maggie Beede of
Topeka, Bessie Skinner of Galena, and
Dora WEIGH of Newton.
Lawrence won the fight for the 1914
convention
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Trace Path of Cyclone.

Junction City, Kan, March 81
storm Sunday, have mapped out the
course of the small cyclone that visit
ed central Kansas Sunday evening. 1t
started near Skiddy, and every build
ing and telephone pole in its path was
laid flat. At the top of the hill just
west of the Fred Blagg home it di-
vided, half of it going down the
Smoky Hill bottom, blowing down
buildings on the Sanderson and Strick-
land farms. Near Fort Riley this
twister rose above the post and came
to ground again between Ogden and
Manhattan. It then jumped below St.
Marys where buildings were again de-
stroyed and telephone poles leveled.
There it was lost track of.
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children were killed at their home.
Sixtieth and Grover streets.
Many Are Destitute.
Many cases of restitution were re-
ported during the day. Relief work
seemed to slow up. It took much time
to prepare card indexes of sufferers
wants and to make acquisitions on the
central relief station. While these
formalities were being carried through,
want stalked through disconsolate
homes from one corner of the city to
the other. The task of caring for those
needing food. clothing, supplies and
money seemed to be too large for the
relief forces.
Forty-five more people applied for
aid today than any previous day.
There remained, however, many cases
of sensitive pride that prevented suf-
ferers from applying for assistance It
was reported that % people were 'hud-
section without proper heat. clothing
or food. A relief committee discov-
cred the situation and gave aid.
A young girl, who came to the sta
ton at Forty-sixth and Leavenworth,
told of a father Is years old. who had
labored for 40 years and had just
completed payments on a small home,
not ask for aid but the child did and
it was Forthcoming.
Nine children of Mrs. Mary Newman,
a widow who was killed at her home,
Forty-second and Dewey, came to the
same station. Neighbors had been TAX
ing care of them but the task was get
ting too great, so the youngsters ap-
pealed to the bureau. Many similar
cases were reported.
Patrick McEnro. 95 years old, 2715
North Twentieth street, and A. c.
Boyd, 2o1s Clark street, were added to
the list of dead today.
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LOCKWOOD WINS CONTEST.
Emporia College Student Awarded
Decision i'm Oratorical Meet.

Emporia, Kan, March 27.-Daniel
C. Lockwood, College of Emporia,
won the state oratorical contest in the
Albert Taylor hall at the Normal.
Lockwood's Grafton, 1.-THE New Ameri-
canism," received three first and two
seconds. This is Lockwocd's third ap-
pearance in the state contest. z. w.
Gunkel, Kansas Wesleyan university,
received second honor with his ora
ton, ''The Kingdom of Tomorrow"
Ray Garvey of Wash burn, ranked
sixth in the contest. The following
were the contestants: w. Clay Young.
Mcpherson college; James w. Tanner,
Ottawa; Daniel c. Lockwood, College
of Emporia; Carl E. Carlson, South
western; z. w. Gunkel, Kansas Wes-
leyan; Ray Carney, Washburn; w.
Albert Ericsson, Bethany. The judges
were w. D. Ross. state superintend-
ent; Judge James w. Finley, Chanute;
the Rev. A. c. Douglass, Omaha; the
Rev. Donald D. Munro, Kansas City,
and Prof. E. P. Johnson, Manhattan.
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Is CENT ssDANDERINE'' FOR FALLING
HAIR AND DANDRUFF---GROWS HAIR
Don't nay worthless toncsUse DID, reliable,
harmless "Danderine"-Cset results.

Get a Is cent bottle Of Knowftou.s
Danderine from any drug store OF
toilet counter and after the first ap.
plicaton you will say it was the best
investment you ever made. Your hair
will Immediately take on that life
lustre and luxuriance which IL 50 beau
ttful. 1t will become wavy and fluffy
and have the appearance of abundance;
an Incompatible gloss and softness, but
what will please you most will be after
just few weeks use, when you viii.
actually see lot of fine, downy hath
new hatr-growtng all over the scala
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Thin, brittle colorless and scraggy
hair In mute evidence Of q neglected
scalp; Of dandruff-that awful scur1.
There is nothing SO destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
Of it's lustre, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing feverish-
ness and itching of the scalp, which
II not remedied causes the hair roots
10 shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast.
A little Danderine tonight-now-
enYtime-wiu surely save your hair.
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LIBERAL BELLIES INDIGNANT.
Persistent Note Writing of Widower
Brings Forth Protests.

Liberal, Kan, March 27.-LAberal
bellies have made public complaint
agains ia saucy wfdower who persists
in writing them love letters, soliciting
more intimate acquaintance. Several
of the most popular young ladies of
the town have received numerous re-
quests for company home from church
and other public gatherings They
refuse to make the widower's name
public, but threaten to do SO if the
note writing is not stopped. The add
mirer's attentions have not been
reciprocated in any instance, but he
keeps steadily at it sending out sew
eral amorous appeals each week.
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Stuart's Calcium Waters cleanse and
clear the blood, driving out all poisons
and impurities. And you'll never have
a good complexion until the blood is
clean.
These little waters may be used with
perfect freedom. Science knows no
more powerful blood cleanser They
are entirely free from harmful drugs
or opiates. Your doctor preScribeS
these hundreds of times a year
Stuart's Calcium Waters go right
into your blood. Their purifying, bene-
fetal effect upon the blood is felt
throughout the body, not in a year or
a month, but in a few days. You feel
better all over because your blood, the
life giving fluid. is doing its work
properly.
No matter how bad your complexion
is, Stuart's Calcium Waters will work
wonders with it. You can get these
little wonder-workers at your drug
gists for so cents package.-Adv.
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Get Rid of
Piles at Home
Simple Home Remedy, Easily Applied
Gives Quick Relief and Prevents
All Danger From Operation.
Send for Free Trial Package and
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Prove It in Your Case
Don't even think of an operation
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family doctor said: Any part of the
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ture ceases In a remarkably short
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and prove beyond question it is the
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though you may be wearing a pile
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Just send in the coupon below at
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will show you conclusively what Pyra-
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can get the regular package for so
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The Last Word

in I.inoleum is Wild's Parquet Inlaid
Lnoleum. Made in beautiful hardwood
patterns that last for years. Colors are
the same right through to the back. A
quiet and refined flooring for homes,
offices, etc. Less expensive than wood
and more desirable. Ask your dealer.
Look for the trade mark "Wild's Limo
leum" on the back.-lrdv
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Damaged by Fire.

Hugoton, Kan, March 27.-A large
prairie fire which swept the plains
near here is reported to have done
considerable damage at the c. E. Cook,
J. B. Chamberlain and J. E. Feeser
ranches. Much stock and farm equip
ment was destroyed. The fire was put
out by ranchmen after a heroic fight
lasting nearly all daY.
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BuiIding at SubIette.

Sublette, Kan, March 27.-Although
this place is but a month old. 81, 500
has been subscribed for the erection of
a church, and a schoolhouse is to be
built during the summer. Five new
stores will open for business within &
week. The last store left in Santa Fe
the deserted county seat of Haskell
county, will be moved here before April
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COLLEGE scribes Go Homo.

Emporia, Kan, March 27.-With
over twenty-five college newspaper
men and women talking over their
journalistic problems, and having
good time on the side, the annual
spring convention of the Kansas Col
1ege Press association was brought to
a very successful close last night. The
meeting was better attended and
showed more enthusiasm than any
other meeting in the history of the as
ISOLATION Practically every paper
in the association was represented by
one or more delegates. and several of
the colleges were in evidence with
their entire staff of writer's.
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Burglar Kills Woman.

Chicago, March 27.-Mrs. Anna
F'insterbush, 43 years old, was shot
and probably fatally wounded in her
home on the North side by Edward
Elliott, who, pursued by detectives as
a supposed burglar, took refuge in
her home and fired through a door
at his pursuers. When the police ar
rived Elliott shot himself, dying
later.
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d. A. r.. Meet Is Opened.

Chanute, Kan, March 27--The fiji
teenth state conference of the Daugh-
tiers of the American Revolution con-
vened here yesterday with nearly all
of the twenty-five chapters in Kan
sas represented. The business sessions
are being held in the public library
buildin. Officers will be elected to-
day. Last evening a reception was
given the visitors in the Elks' hall
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EGG FEAST Is ON
DR.. Crumbine's Squad Begins
Operations in Lawrence.
Close Tab VIII Be Kept on the
Eaters Physical Condition.

Lawrence, Kan, March N.-Doctor
Crumbine's "egg squad" started opera
lions last night at o'clock, when they
devoured a delicious banquet concocted
will make the test are Edmond Green
field, George Peterson. Philip Stevens,
o. T. Wilson, Raymond Beamer and
II. S. Brown.
Before the men were chosen they
were asked the following questions:
do you eat eggs? Do you eat meat
on Friday? Will you swear to eat
nothing else than what is prescribed
for you for two weeks? Will you prom
Use to be present at every meal, Sun
days included?"
The men were weighed before the
first meal were served and once every
day for two weeks. Their tempera-
ture will be taken daily. Their blood
pressure and blood count will be taken
before the test and after the two weeks
are up.
A choice collection of eggs has been
procured from a car of frozen eggs
which were condemned by the govern
ment officials in New Jersey. The
menu will be arranged so that the men
will not know Exactly which dish con-
tains eggs. Many cakes and buildings
will be used to conceal the eggs. so
that the appetites of the men will be
good for two weeks.
Professor Billings, who is in charge
of the test, is signing because he has
no eggs that are ten years old. be-
cause he says, Il can see no reason
why they can not be kept in first class
condition that long I have eaten the
will be used in the test, with no i'll eff
fects. We are conducting the expert
ment at the request of the secretary
of the state board of health
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of journalists, don't you Think" Old
Reporter-"Sure thing" Young Reporter
Some competition in the game, eh?''
Old Reporter-"Oh, I guess not" Young
Reporter-'Why?" Old Reporter-"Well,
we shall be just as shy of newspapermen
as ever."-Judge-