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The Washington times., 1913-11-04
WASHINGTON TIMES BUREAU,
ANACOSTIA NOV


Moving in five divisions along the
principal thoroughfares In Anacostla,
500 people marched or rode last night IN
parade which opened q weeks carni-
val by the Anacostia Methodist Episco-
pal Church at Masonic Hall, Fourteenth
and U streets. AS the parade passed
along. with 100 Boy Scouts from vari-
Gus parts Of the District at Its head, II
received the applause and cheers Of
l,O00 citizens, who reviewed the process
sion from central points along the
route
The divisions were formed at Logan
park, contiguous to the church and the
hail. John F. Earnshaw, mounted as
the grand marshal of the parade, led
the procession. 1t circled the town,
moving to Good Hope road. then TO
Nichols avenue to Pleasant street, to
Valley street, to Fourteenth street anu
to Masonic Hall.
Following Grand Marshal Earnshaw
were the Roy Scouts. Troop "a of Con-
gress Heights, with its band, was In
the van. 1t was followed by Troop AZ
OF Anacostia, Troop so of Anacostia,
Troop 40 of Kenilworth, and delegates
from Troop q of Takoma Park. and
from Troop 43 of Southwest Washing
ton. William Marshall, scoutmaster al
Anacostia, was first division marshal.
Assistants were Scousmasters Craw-
ford, elliott, Miller and Ban.
Suit as It's marshal, was composed OF
members of the Sunday school of the
Anacostia M. Z. Church and Of adult
members. Children of the primary de-
. rtment were in line.
The suffragist section was third, led
by Mrs. John F. Earnshaw. Forty wom-
en- marched. They were atttred In
housekeepers' dress, and each carried
a new broom. Their transparencieS,
carried aloft, explained that while they
were workers and not voters and they
intended to sweep the debt from the
CT urch. still votes for women claimed
their support also.
Clowns and minstrels appeared in the
fourth division. Daniel c. Smithson
was the marshal. The naasqueraders en-
tertained the citizens with their antics
as the procession moved along and they
were appiauded constantly.
Citizens of Anacostia in automobiles,
which were decorated handsomely with
flags. ribons and streamers, and chill
dren in automobile trucks, which were
brought Up the rear. making the fifth
section. Charles Wash led the auto
mobile division. Then came the au-
tomobiles Of George W. Hanes, George
o. Watson, John Yingling, Thomas T.
Murray. and Frederick Andrews: Busi,
ness people with auto trucks who had
their machines next in line were Samuel
M. Frazier, Arthur Garden and the
Koontz Company. -
I The Boy Scouts gave q drill In the
hail and then after an address by the
Pew. g. Leroy White, pastor of the
I Anacostia N. z. Church, the bazaar
was opened. Ten booths have beer
erected, and Washington merchants
have donated literally to the carnival
One section Of the hall has been giveH
TO the exhibit Of different foods which
were donated by manufacturers In the
| United States.
Among the donations to the bazaar
| that were looked upon with particular
interest last night was box OF fine
chrysanthemums from Mira woodrow
Wilson. the wife Of the President.
The annual visitation Of the officers
The Washington times., 1913-11-04

James Curt, OF this vicinity, pleaded
guilty in the police court here, yester-
day. to a charge of assault preferred
by Lawrence Bean, of Rockville. and
was fined SO and costs by Judge Arthur
N. Mace.
The Washington times., 1913-11-04

particular class of men. and always has
carried in its stock many famous trade
mark brands Of goods. The stock taken
over is brand new, and Of the most de-
sirable quality.
The sale will be Of interest to men,
owing to the fact that "'The Vogue"
stock is to be placed on sale at this
time-the height Of the fall season. The
winter lines, which have been displayed
in the street windows Of the establish
ment recently. have attracted much at
tention from the frequenters of that
thorou1hfare
The Washington times., 1913-11-04
Shakespeare Club
Elects Its Officers

Alden Wheeler has been elected pres
ident of the Shakespeare Club. and an
ambitious program Of meetings for the
winter has been drawn up. The first
reading will be THE Merchant Of ven-
Ice" at the session November q. Meet
ings VIII be held thereafter on alternate
each will be read. The topics probably
VIII be Queen Elizabeth. Shakespeare
and contemporaries Of the Bard of
Avon.
Officers Of the club, besides the pres
ident are: Vice president, Mrs. Eliza
beth z. Shelton; secretary. Mrs. Alden
Wheeler; treasurer, william Greene.
There are now twelve members of the
club, and the membership will be lin
tied to twenty-five.
The Washington times., 1913-11-04
Magical Effect of
New Face Peeler
Cwoman's National Journab

To maintain a clear, rosy, youthful
complexion, there's nothing so simple
to use and yet so effective as ordinary
mercolized wax, which you can get at
any drugstore. Just apply the wax at
night as you would cold cream; In the
morning wash 1t off with warm water.
II you've never tried 1t you can't i'm
agine the magical effect of this harm
less home treatment The wax causes
the worn-out scarf skin to come Off in
minute particles, a little at a time, and
soon you have entirely shed the Of
fenstve cuticle. The fresh young un-
derskin now in evidence is SO healthy
and girlish looking. so free from any
appearance of artifciality, you wish
you had heard of this marvellous COM
plexion-renewing secret long ago.
r To get rid of your wrinkles, here's a
formula that Is wonderfully effective: 1
OF. powdered saxolite, dissolved in II pt.
witch hazel. Battle the face in this and
you will be simply astonished at the re-
suits. even after the first tria1-Advt.
The Washington times., 1913-11-04
CITIZENS PARADE
IN AID OF CHURCH |

Of the grand lodge Of Masons in the Dis
trict to Anacostia Lodge, No. Fl, took
place last night, when they were greeted
by members of the fraternity from Ana
costa and the city. Iheir feS feSePron saa
and decorated by Past Master Adoiphus
GUIDE with chrysanthemums, palms. and
autumn leaves.
Charles z. Baldwin the grandmaster,
accompanied by his staff Of offcers. re-
ceiyed a welcome from Worshipful Mas
ter Milton ]. Fillius, who Is about to re-
tire after an exceptional year as wor-
shipful master. There was an examina,
ton Of the records of the lodge, ana
favorable comment was made oy Grano
Master Baldwin.
Charles F. Roberts, the chairman OF
the entertainment committee, had charge
Of the social features. Solos were sung
by Arthur Simpson and Mr.. Roberts.
william Scantlebury, jr.. was heard IN
a monologue. Arthur Hayes. OF wash
ington, was the speaker designated TO
deliver the address of the evening. There
was a distribution Of chrysanthemums
to the visitors at the close.
A robbery perpetrated at the home OF
John Owens. Of 54S Galen street, Is un-
der investigation. Clothing valued at
s2s, six spoons and a gold pin were
stolen. Mr.. Owens has called the police
into the case.
DR.. Smith Ely Jelliffe. noted alienist
of New York city, who has been a
guest at the Government Hospital for
the Insane, has returned to New York.
Anacostia Council, No. 16, Junior Or
der Of United American Mechanics,
will meet tonight to complete plans for
the celebration Of its eleventh anniver-
sary next Tuesday night
The Washington times., 1913-11-04

Janetta Davis, of this county, has,
By her attorney, Thomas Dawson. of
Rockville. filed suit in the circuit court
here for an absolute divorce from Wal
ter Davis, also of this county, on the
ground of desertion.
The Washington times., 1913-11-04
OUCH! BACKACHE,
RUB LAME BACK
Rub pain away with a small
trial bottle of old
"St. Jacobs OIL"

When your back is sore and lame or
lumbago, sciatica or rheumatism has
you stiffened up, don't suffer! Get a
small trial bottle of old. honest "St.
Jacobs on at any drug store, pour a
little in your hand and rub 1t right
into your back, and by the time you
count fifty, the soreness and lameness
is gone.
Don't stay crippled! This soothing,
penetrating oil needs to be used only
once. It takes the ache and pain right
out and ends the misery. 1t is magical.
yet absolutely harmless and doesn't
burn or discolor the skin.
Nothing else stops lumbago, sciatica
and lame back misery SO promptly and
surely 1t never disappoints!-Advt.
The Washington times., 1913-11-04
Manning to Tell
The Story Of Iron

From Mine to Molder," the interest
ing story Of how pig iron is developed
from raw ore torn from the earth, will
be given at the meeting of the Wash
ington Society of Engineers tonight.
The lecturer will be Van H. Manning.
assistant director of the Bureau OF
Mines The meeting will be held at
the Chesapeake and Potomac Telephone
Company's hall.
Mr.. Manning will illustrate his lee
ture with motion pictures and slides,
showing the ore in various forms, the
mines and the mills where the iron Is
turned out. A large attendance Is ex-
pected.
will be held on November IS.
The Washington times., 1913-11-04

DIR. Smith Ely Jelliffe. noted alienist
of New York city, who has been a
guest at the Government Hospital for
the Insane, has returned to New York.
The Washington times., 1913-11-04
GOLDENBERG BUYS
THE VOGUE" STOCK

the entire stock of THE Vogue" at 1929
F street northwest, comprising some
thing like $4,000 worth of merchandise.
has been purchased by Goldenberg's, and
will be placed on sale at the latter's es-
tablishment, tomorrow morning. Owing
to the Ill health Of A. Minister, proprietor
of The Vogue" who is compelled to
retire from active business, the estab-
lishment has been transferred.
THE Vogue" has catered to the most
The Washington times., 1913-11-04
MARRYING PARSON OF
ROCKVILLE IS BUSY
Rev. Samuel R. White 0fficiates
at Three Ceremonies For
0ut-of- County Couples.

ROCKVILLE. Nd. Nov. 4.-Three out
of-;he-county couples were married in
Rockville yesterday afternoon, and the
Rev. Samuel r. White, Rockville's
marrying parson,'' was the officiating
minister in each case. They were Par
ker Martz and Miss Edmonia Nicholson,
both of Winston, Va; John o. Edwards
and Miss Annie Susie Crabbs, both of
Washington, and Carroll Dulin Grar-
OF Washington, and Miss Hannah Eliza
beth Brown. of warrenton, Va. The
home of the minister was the scene
OF the ceremonies.
In the places Of persons previously
drawn to serve jurors at the November
term of the circuit court for this
county. but who were excused for vari-
GUS reasons. Judge Edward c. Peter
has drawn the following: Frank Dwyer.
Joseph 6. Howes, Henry Smoot, Put
nam F. Brian, Eugene Bean, William
III. McCrossing, Haitian A. Waters,
Daniel P. Morgan, William L. Myers,
Levi Houser, Henry NJ. Lindig, Arthur
L Jones, and George A. Wilson. Court
begins next Monday.
The funeral of Fenton Howes, who
died at the home of his son, in Wash
ington. as a result of injuries incurred
In falling down a flight of stairs, took
Place this afternoon from Mt Carmel
Methodist Church, near Unity, this
county. Mr.: Howes was about sixty
years. old. For many years he lived
near Unity.
The twenty-five miles of the Union
Turnpike Company, extending from the
District Of Columbia line to Ashton,
by was of Olney and Sandy Spring. and
from Olney to Brookvtlle, and from
Sandy Spring to Ednor, were yesterday
transferred to the good roads commits
sion, and the county commissioners for
this county, the commission acquiring
the sixteen miles from the District line
to Ashton, and the county the other
nine miles.
1t is understood to be the purpose
Of both the good roads commission and
the county commissioners to improve
any in the State.
Janetta Davis, of this county, has,
By her attorney, Thomas Dawson. of
Rockville. filed suit in the circuit court
here for an absolute divorce from wal
ter Davis, also of this county, on the
ground of desertion.
James Curt, OF this vicinity, pleaded
guilty in the police court here, yester-
day, to a charge of assault preferred
by Lawrence Bean, of Rockville and
was fined SO and costs by Judge Arthur
N. Mace.
To fill the vacancy caused by the
resignation Of Edmund L. Amiss, j.
Thomas Martin has been appointed by
the supervisors of elections. Democrat
ic clerk Of election for Gaithersburg
district.
The Washington times., 1913-11-04
Medals For 10000.

NEUCHATEL, Nov. 4.-Servia has
placed an order with a local firm for
50, 900 war medals to De given her SOL
diers who dist 'nguished themselves in
the fighting against Turkey.
The Washington times., 1913-11-04

Baltimore q Ohio r. R, Pimlieo Races,
Baltimore Nov to IL. Trains Every
hour on the hour" 70 Camden Station.
Baltimore. Street cars direct to Pimlico
Advt-
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To fill the VACANCY caused by the
resignation Of Edmund L. Amiss, ].
Thomas Martin has been appointed by
the supervisors of elections, Democrat
ic clerk Of election for Gaithersburg
district.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
REMARKABLE RECORD.
flesh Forming Focd That Ssceceds
Nearly Every Time.


A man or woman mi.ht as web
starye outright as 10 take feod inta
the sJomafh and re- have Il ass,mi-
lated yet in Cairo Is we'll an IN
every othe- town aad city, there are
many peeplc who are thin, pale and
seem underfed. simply because the
lood they eat is not assimilated.
and tails to make good b ood and
firm flesh.
samose, the wonderful flesh
forming food. taken before or after
meals, mingles with the food. so
that it Is asimilated by the system
and makes rich blood and pleasing
plumpness.
Anyone who Is thin, weak,
scrawny ana emaciated can put sec
on deposit with Paul G. Schuh d
Sons and take home box OF Sa-
nose. Ii the treatment does not
give noticeable increase in good.
firm flesh and restore strength and
health. they will return the money
without any questions.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Take Plenty of Time to Eat.

There is saying that rapid eat.
ing is slow suicide" Ii you have
formed the habit OF eating too rap
idly you are most likely suffering
from indigestion or constipation,
which will result eventually in SER
ious illness unless corrected, Di-
gestion hegins in the mouth. Food
should be thoroughly mastieated and
lnsalivated. lhon when you have
a fullness of the stomach or feel
duh and stupid after eating, take
one of Chamberlain's Tablets. Many
severe cases of stomach trouble and
constipation have been cured by
the use of these tablets. They are
easy to take and most agreeable in
effect. Sold by ali dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
STUDENTS ARE TO
BE ADVANCED TO
THE HIGH SCHOOL
concluded from Page one.)
Jones. accompanist.
Eighth Gfade-Lincoln.

Jones, acoompanist.
Eighth Grade-Lincoln.
operetfa, Trip to Esope-char-
aoters: Aunt she. the ehaperone. Ca
very proper lady, Edna Grinder:
Dick, an uncertain" fellow (bat
lucky. James Stewart; Baby. an in
dispensable escumbrance, Mabel
Taylor; Messenger Boy, Roy Minter.
Tourists: Lucille Hale. Margare.
Tanner. Irma Tauber, Ethel Snow,
Kenneth Coombes. Nannye Adams,
Verba Gull. Elmer Cummings. Mon
tye Hanks, Mae Graves. Edna Pames
Flossie Lolless, Virginia Powell,
Vivian Powell, Nola Morris, Helen
Robson, Mary Robson. Jennie
Stack, Margaret Schulz, yaya Web
ster, Okla look.
Captain Of the steamship. Allen
Miller.
CUSTOM House officer, Sidney
Rumsey.
Two Sailors, Warner Halliday.
Willie Nelson.
Pianist, Ruth Rendleman.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
MAKES PIMPLEs GO
Remarkable How Jemo Clears the
Face of Pimples and All
Other Blemishes.

With the finger tips apply a little
zemo to the skikn, then see the PIN
pies and blaekheadS vanish. Aemo
is a liquid. not smear. leaves no
trace. just simply sinks in and does
the work. Cou will be astonished
10 lind how quickly eczema, rash.
dandruff. itch. AVER spots, salt
rheum ana all other skin diseases
are cured.
zemo is put up by the H. w Rose
Medicine Co.. ST. Louis, Mo, ana is
regularly sold by all druggists at 81
for the large bottles. but YOU can
get a liberal size trial bottle fo- only
rs cents. And this trial bottle is
guaranteed. You VIII surely find
Zemo a wonder. Oct a bottle now
from H. w. Schulz OF Paul G. Schuh
n Sons drug store.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06

Jack johnson. worlds champion
prize fighter and breaker of white
hearts, has been sentenced to serve
one year and one day in the peni-
Tertiary ana to pay a fine OF ST.
600. This punishment is very light
when compared with the usual PEN
atty TOR such offenses as johnson
committed exacted in certain sec
tons OF the United states. south of
the Mason-Dixon line johnson is
to be congratulated. even if he does
not get new trial.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06

in the artesian water. have an eS-
euse for indulging IN almost any
drink. from hairoil to sipe wafer.
II is possible. although not prob
able that the water pumping station
Will be rebuilt at some time in the
future. If this ever occurs We
fond y hope the new plant win be
located on thcl Mississippi. Nothing
contained hs-ein is intended as
criticism of the water company. 1t
has been giving Cairo a very exa
eellent brand of water. considering
the source OF its supply-as good as
any Ohio river city ever had We
offer this suggestion to be iiied ava!
for future reference.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Waterl

There are some people lin Cairo
who insist that the drinking water
pumped from the OHIO river has a
better aayor and is more healthfui
than that pumped from the Missis-
sippi. Ghese people, however, either
have forgotten how Mississippi
river water tastes. or have never
tasted it.
When the matter OF selecting a
site for the local water companys
pumping station was considered II
is said that the health and comfort
OF the citizens was not the principle
consideration. This was the COM
plant made by persons who liked
the taste OF Mississippi river water
However,, it was determined that
the life Oh boilers in Cairo plants
would last longer if ohio river
water was t5sed and besides the
ohio was not known so generally
then as now as the thousand miles
OF typhoid
The Ohio river, 1t is said, Justly
deserves to be referred to as "thous-
and miles OF typhoid" especially
during and directly Glowing sprina
floods. The local water company
deserves much credit for the manner
in which ii has treated and purified
the water, but still citizens do not
feel safe in drinking it without first
having submitted it to boiling. The
company may eventually succeed in
making the water absolutely pure,
but will it be able to eliminate that
.skunky" flavor?
There is something wholesome
about the Mississippi river water
that cannot be found in the 0hiC
fluid. 1t may be hard on boilers
but it certainly pleases the palate
and is lacking in typhoid dangers
Any person who can drink water
from the Mississippi regularly have
no excuse for indulging in intoxi
eants and heaIth-wreeking sofl
drinks, but those who cannot stom
ach that "skunky' flavor of thu
Ohio water and that "eggy' tastl
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
superstltIona fhnf aar live.

The death CT thsrRoaaa Emperor
Maximus was PR Sd Is the bowling
of dogs. Il wessa ite hopa Of finding
the stream Of perpetual yoush that led
Ponce dc Leon the Spanish Jlseoyerer,
on his trips through Florida. Willie De
Soto was seeking l1r.a city q gold. In
Brazil tie peep.a believe this Den Sc
bastirf he aisle. swle waF slain
in A,alca about Asa IN q 3atue, viii
return to cialm tho eFowr. Pl'ho people
go ogt On windy nights TO watch tho
heavens anticipating his return.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06

to rest beneath wilderness OF frag-
rant blossoms until the breaIine
light of the Eternal Morning
Those from a distance attending
the funeral of W. H. Greble woke
Mr.. and Mrs. H. {. Kramer, OF
Richmond; Mrs Howard Kolp. of
ireenyille; Mrs. c. l.. Ramsey, OF
Toledo: II. Fl. Halliday, OF Cairo,
H., who joined Mrs. Greble and
daughters there on their way from
Memphis; w. j. Clark, of Spring
field. Ohio: X. Ii. CLARK, OF Pitts
burg, Penn; Mrs. r. IL. Hall and
daughter, Ella, OF tFownpoint.
Neither brother OF the deceased,
Edwin Greble or Harvey Grehic, Jr.,
both OF Hamilton, Ohio, could be
present, the first named being in
Reid Hospital, Richmond as the re-
suit of an accident"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy.

Every family without exception
should keep THIS preparation at hand
during she hot weather months.
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy is worth many
times its cost when needed and Is
almost certain to be needed before
the summer is over 1t has no SUI
perior for the purposes Tor which if
is intended Buy it now For sale
by all dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Teach Concentration.

The greatest thing that pareats can
do fer their children is 10 taach them
concentration Of the mind rs soon as
their intelligence begins 10 bud and
that is very early The mind of a
child generally takes Its bent long
before the school days begin The
proper education OF children begins
from the cradle. and II It were pur-
sued as it ought TO be the mental
force of mankind might be quadrup-
led in a single, generation,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Ace OF Pessimlsm.

Il had talk with pessimistic
friend the other, day. don't think
ever met any one SO completelySsoured
on the world. He told me he doubted
human honesty-that he didn't believe
in the faith OF man, nor the constaney
of woman. Life to him was all graft
and greed. He was very bitter
Your friend must have had a lot Of
hard experiences. How old is hep
Nineteen"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Renewing Mildew Stains.

Soaking !aildew stains in buttermilk
or sour milk win many tines remove
them. but not always. Try a, solu-
tipn Of one heaping teasDoanflsl of
chloride q lime to a quart OF soft
water; strain, when Won dissolved.
and dip the miidewed spots IA it until
the stains disappear. then rinse imme-
diately and thoroughly III. clear water
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Covers for Books.

Old brocades and tapestries make
beautiful covers for books-temporary
covers, and are suited to the annoying
telephone book, the dictionary and the
like. These bits of interesting stuffs
also make fittings for the work table,
cushions and needle books and vie
with the beautiful leather equipments.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Sound rt9c,tlo.i-i, Finland,

In the ladiIaensi p a sound ed
ton the Finnish peoIsn ore ureurI
ed Practically every Aan and wd
Ia the country has 4 working In
edge Of reading, wtfing, and &
metic. and every chnd of school
receivss carefal instruction in
studies. Every adult has a vote.
although 80 per celH. of the lis
tants are women there are only sc
teen of their sex ia the Finnish
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Shake Off Your Rheumatism.

Now Is the Time to get rid OF
your rheumatism. Try a twenty
five cent bottle of Chamberlain s
Liniment and see how quickly your
rheumatism pains disappear. Sold
by all dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Cant gean il Secret.

The splendid work of Chamber
laln's Tablets Is daily becoming
more widely known. 10 such grand
remedy Tor stomach and liver trou-
bles has ever been known. For sa 9
by all dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
somerhinu New.

st may be trite and commonplace.
though fitting. to quote the we'll
known. Wordsworthian couplet that
the lives OF great men all remind US
how to make our lives sublime. -.
Hamilton Advertiser.
No. no: these Wordsworthian coup
let's are always fresh TO us.-London
Punch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06

Society Note-Gus Haas. the en-
terprising lime merchant, whose adj
yertisement appears in this issue
had his straw hat trimmed yester-
day. tie is not charging any price
OF admission TO those desiring TO
see the hat.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06

FOR SALE Eighty feet good
counters and shelving suitable fol
dry goods or genral store at a bar
gain if you viii call at 6l2 CONNER
clal avenue today. Go II
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-06
Convenient to Have around.

One OF the most convenient people
in this world is somebody you can
blame.-Manchesters Onion.