davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1913-01-23

Dlaczego ME m6g}? Czy'
brak rozumu ma odpowiedz
ley stracil wszelki wstyd i po-
czucie o%bowiazku bronienia
w}asnej narodowosci pred
|obe]ga? Moze i ma te pyta-
mia ME moze odpowiedziec
l., Zwiazkowy''.
Odpowie sic "a niego.
Zwiazkowy redaktor jest
czesto niemadry a czesto udaje
Islepca. Napady ma KoSci64 u
niego So na}ogiem, a napad
ostatnii chez osmieszenia O.
farnosci Polak6w ma cele re-
|ligijne jest tylko obrzydliw-
szym objawem brzydkiego
na}ogu. Napasc ma KoSci6}
lol ,,Zwiazkowego" jest,
wreszcie, wiecej pozadana niz
pochwa1a. Ludzie znaja sic
ma trocinach redaktorskich
!jakiemi zapycha sic }amy
,,Zwiazkowego," szczeg6lniej
gdy chodzi O sprawy religijne.
w wypadku, o ktory nam
tn chodzi, widocznem jest, re
zarzuty czynione Polakom W
,,ciekawej dyspucie" Zwiaz-
kowego So pc prostu z palca
wyssane. ,,Po cichutehku''
! ale zupe}nie trafnie MONA "a
znaczyc, re ME pierwszy raz
to ,,Zwiazkowego" redaktor
wiecej z palca wyssa} niz 2
pr6znej m~6zgownicy ma odpo-
wiedz m6g} wydobyc.
Take ,,ciekawe dysputy''
|ponizaja opinie nietylko o
samej gazecie lecz takze o
czytelnikach, kt6rym take
|ja}owe plewy czesto bywajq
'tpodawanne.. ''~~:>'7
w steku niecnoty ]udzkiej
niepoSlednie miejsce zajmuje
|faryzeuszostwo. Zarzucano
,,Zwiazkowemu' te wade JUL
a pismo to, nawet
broniac sic przeciwko zarzu-
towi, dawa}o W jednym tchu
wyrazne dowody ma potwier-
tdzenie zarzutu. Ostatnim ta-
kim dowodem jest ia g4upia
czy tam ciekawa dysputa.
Potepiajcie co chcecie i jak
n%ajsurowiej chcecie, ale badz-
Gle wierni otwarcie jednemu
has}u a przesta6cie dobrowol-
ME stawia6 sobie pomnik mai
okazalszy ma cmentarzu po-
bielanych grob6w. Moznaz
by}o jaskrawiej zaznaczyc swa
dwulicowoS6 jak puScic W o.
bieg taxa ,,ciekawa dispute"
W trop "a odezwa Narodowej
|Obrony? Wolno kazdemu ME
pomagac W pre- vie jakiejkol-
wick. Moze i ,,Zwiazkowy"
ME pomagac W ,stawianiu ko-
scio}6w i plebanij, ale dlacze-
|goz ma swiecie ma ia ,,traba"
organizacyi polskiej przeszka-
dzac piracy, kt6ra chyba Zwiaz-
kowi ME szkodzi!
Ci5nie sic samo pod pi6ro
zdanie: ,,Grzesznik ujrzy i
bedzie sic gniewa}, bedzie
zgrzytaf zebami, a bedzie
schna} z zazdroSci: zadza ME-
zboznych zaginie."
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1913-01-23

dziesieciu. | dzisiaj osmlela-
my sic twierdzic r6wnie wy
raznie jak dawn Ojcowie Ko-
scio}a, re walczacy przeciw
Koscio}owi So pewnego rodza-
ju misyonarzamir
niajacymi znajomos6 Boga.
w Anglii, naprzyk}ad, wiecej
.ludzi wziefo poczatek swego
nawr6cenia ma fono prawego
KoScio}a z pism, kt6re pole
mizowa}y przeciw MENU, niz
z jakichkolwiek innych zr6-
del. Przytoczyc tylko take
wybitne osobistosci jak New
man, Manning, Arnold; z
innego kraju Won Ruville. |
niema}o innych nieswiadomie
kroczyli droga ~prowadzaca do
Rzymu w}asnie wtenczas, kie-
dy najbardziej sic tego zapie-
ra]i.
Zapale6cy przeciwko re]igii
wog6le, lub W szczeg6lnosci
przeciwko katolicyzmowi, dzi.
siaj grasuja tax licznie pc
swiecie jak i "a czas6w refor'
macyi. Jednakowoz juz daw-
no, bardzo dawno jak ma ma
sza dobe, m6gl powiedzie{
kardyna} Newman, re ducE
! Lutra zgasl zupe}nie a wiara
%pierWszych wicklow zyje ma.
dial.
! Otwartej waikiki ME bal sig
Kosci6f i dzisiaj ME boi sif
takiej wojny. Pewne narody
' maja pewne sposoby walcze'
mia; Polacy dawniej walczyl
ma oczach swiata, ME przeciw'
ko KoScio}owi, DO jake marco
zawsze wiernie stoimy PREY
Rzymie. So odpadki moralne
i zaprza6cy starych tradycy
narodowych. CT to dzisiaj v
fstarym kraju i>tu IA obczyz
'nie chca, zeby istnia} skutel
bez przyczyny; dzieio be;
lmistrza; SWAT bez Stw6rcy
Ojczyzna bez Boga. Ale S;
dwie klasy tych filozof6w
!jedni g}osza publicznie swt
ifafszywe credo; tamci nieod
wazni inaczej my6la a ina
czej m6wia; raczej rozmaicie
|m6wia, raz tax raz owak. G
ostatni to %prawdziwa ostatnia
kleska naszego: narodu. Pal.
Gem ich wytykac sic ME op}a'
ci. Znalezli sic tacy, kt6rzy
to zrobili, schwytawszy fairy
zeusz6w ma goracym uczynku
w mgnieniu Okla MIN ma O.
bfudnych spocze}o w~ejrzenie
[legli pokotem pod krzyzem.
Z}a praca komuS jest krzyw.
da, a moze bye temu mniej'
sza, tamtemu wieksza szkoda.
Naturalnie, kazdy niedowia-
rex lyle re szkoda ola Kos
cio}a, lecz czem jest Polska ola
Koscio}a? U}amkiem ME tax
wielkim. Komu wiec wiekszq
wyrzadza szkode patryota be-
Boga, propagujacy swe zgub-
ne nauki? Najprz6d wyrywa
Boga re serca a ma rozumne
pojecie Ojczyzny mafo miej-
sea zostawia.
Me daleko cd prawdy jest
zdanie, re niema ma swiecie
cz}owieka bez Boga. Kto W
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1913-01-23
CoR0BIG?
(Artyhu} Blura -Prssowego Tow
Lite,at6w i Dziennikarzy.)

Mkt JUL dis ME watpi,
20 W losach Polski W mai
blizszych latach -zai6c must
wielki stanowczy prze}om,
ludzkosc bowiem dochodzi
JUL W rozwoju swym cywili-
zacyjnym do tego punktu,
W kt6rym wie]ka niewola po-
lityczna narod6w stale sic
niemozliwo6cia4
Swiadcza 0 tenn wymownie
wypadki bafkahskie, "a kt6.
rymi rycblej czy p6zniei ma.
staple must wielka wojna Q.
uropejska. I ME robi r6znicy
kto 2 kim %przeciwko~ komu
i o co W tel wielkiej wojnie
W pierwszej chwili wystapi;
rezultatem ostatecznvm byt
must oswobodzenie politycz'
ne i polaczenie sic dit u
%jarzmionych i rozbitych ma.
rod51, taxi jest bowiem
duch czasu.
Czuje to dobrze ca}y ma
rod polski i cd d~iuzszego JUL
czasu z n~iezwyk}a energia do
wypadk6w tych gias:przygo'
towuje, starajac sic przede'
wszystkiem o ~wyr6wnanie
r6znic partyjnych i zgodne
skupienie sig obok iednegc
has}a, "a wszelka Gene.
Wszystko to jednak co sic
W Polscef dzi3je obecnie, ma
ola mas warto6c jedynie in
formacyjna.
Ola Polak6w " Ameryce
wszniejszem jest W tel chwi'
III. pytanie, co nam jake
,,Czwartej Dzielnicy" czynit
nalezY.
w pewnej n,ierze, przvnaj.
mniej ia chw;le najblizsza
daia nam odpowiedz odezwa
Tymczasowego Komitetu o.
brony Narodowej, %wzywajaca
do sk}adek / ~przypominajaca
S>kolstwu obowiazek 0 po-
gotowiu.
Odezwa ia jednak, ponie-
waz z natury rzeczy musjaia
bye jak ~najzwiezlej sformu.
}owana, ME rozwine}a ca}ego
planu akcyiw szczeg6}owyeh
zarysach, l ola tego, jak to
juz z pewnej cze6ci Daszej
prasy widzimy obudzi}a "
pewnych ko}ach- DAISY i wy.
razne objawy niezodowole.
MIA.
Znalezli sic tacy, kt6-
rvm ia badz co bqdz vie.
le m6wiaca odezwa, niczego
ME powiedzia}a, i kt6rzy ME
chcac zrozumiec, ze rozwinie-
Gle ca}ego planu akcyi i
wla6ciwe jej uregulowanie
nalezec moze tYlko do RE.
%czywistei, a obecniv dopiero
formujacej sic reprezentacyi
wychodztwa ~zarzucaja tym.
czasowemu Komitetowi 0.
brony Narodowei che6...
tlumien'a poryw6w szlachet.
nych narodu i Bog vie jake
:eszcze intencye.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1913-01-23
Zarzuty to So W %zupe'no6
CT bezpOdstawnemi.

wy Narodowej pracowac, W
kim tkwi Ouch prawdy j
niez}omna cbec Czynu, ten
W odezwie tymczasowego
Komitetu Obrony Narodowej
ma pytanie co robic? =
znajdzie zupe}nie jasne wska
z6wki.
A vice W dniach najbliz-
szych gromadzic sic przede-
wszystkiem jak najli czniej
ma salach obchodowych,
gdzie po oddaniu hotdu pa
mieci bohater6w z 1863 roku
ma wiecu Obrony narodowej,
ka&dy W kim duch gorets2y
moze sic w~ypowiedziec, za6
zdanie. jego, o lie bedzie "a
wiera!o my6l trafna, lub plan
wla6ciwy, y pewnoscia dol.
die tam, gdzie nalezy.
Pc "a tenn, o czem juz wy
raznie m6wi odezwa, ma
,,Czwarta Dzielnica Polski"
W czasie tych obchcd6w z}o
zyc zadatek swojego podatku
"a fundusz Narodowej Obro-
tiny.
Ma wiecacb tych mona
dalej, jezcli zgromadzeni W.
naja to "a w}a6ciwe, i:czas ma
to pozwoli, wybrac dzielni-
cowy komitet NarodowejO,
brony, kt6ryby natychmiast
m6gf przystapic do akcyi W
danej dzielnicy. Odezwa ME
m6wi o tenn wprawdzie wy
raznie, uwazano bowiem "a
pewne, ze W czasie obchod6w
powstania styczniowego ME
badzie ma to czasu i re wy.
Dor takiego komitetu winien
fbYc dokonany ma wiecach
specyalnie " tym celu zwo'
}anych. Gdzie jednak istnie:
lie chez ~natycbmiastowego
przystapienia do akcyi, wy
bcrowi Komitetu mic ma
.przeszkodzie mic stoi.
Zadaniem zas tych dziel-
n:cowych Komitet6w Obro-
ny bedzie zorganizowanie
regularnych pobor6w Podat'
ku n~arodowego, komunjko-
wanie sic z Komitetem Gen.
tralnym i dopilnowanie, by
W danej dzielnicy, funkcyo-
nov a}o nalezycie i sprawnio
organizowane mlodziezy
!,,Pogotowie Bojowe"
Zorganizowanie npogoto-
via" takiego z%apowiada o.
dezwa przez Sokolstwo. nasze
kt6re eie do tego ma Wiecu
Narodowym W Pittsburgh
zobowiaza}o i DO kt6rym sic
tego ca}y og61 po]ski W Ame-
ryce apodziewa.
Me uprzedzajac zarzadze6
Ii rozkaz6w, ma kt6re prze-
wodnictwo Sokolstwa nasze'
go zapewne spo}ecze1stwu
d1ugo czekac ME kaze, skon-
|statowac jednak musimy, 2e
zadanie, jake ma ono obec'
ME pred SODA, jest bardzo
trudne lie nawet " na]po-
myslniejszym wypadku, do
konac go bedzie mog}o tyl-
ko PREY pomocy cafego og6~
lu.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1913-01-23

.Przeglad spraw .@r=
Polskich.
X, o.
W Polsce jest jednos6 daze6,
ME ma jednak jedno6ci ak
cyi. = Nar6d Polski ko-
mendy Socyalist6w uznac
nie mole. = Solidarnosc
Rad Narodowych " Poz-
na6skiem i W Galicyi. =
Soko]stwo i Druzyny Bar.
toszowe pod komenda Rady
Narodowej W Galicyi.
Nieuzasadnione obawy
strachaj}6w amerykaf.
skich.
Sledzac W dalszym ciagu
pilnie i uwaznie rozwoj wy
padk6w W Polsce, z przy-
kroscia przychodzi nam skon-
statowac fakt, re aczkolwiek
istnieie tam pownego rodza-
ju jedno6c daze1, o kt6rej
pi,salismy poprzednio W ma.
szych nprzegladach", ME ma
jednak dotychczas jedno5ci
akcyi, i kto vie kiedy do
niej doj6c bedz;o mogto.
j. Jak wiado mo, ruch obecny
W my5l t. z: ,,Obrony czyn:
nej", zapoczatkowa} sic i
wyszed} z Iona skoncentro.
wanych partyi t. wv. niepod-
legio6ciowych, 20 znaczna
zdaje sic przewaga socyalis-
tow kilku odcieni. Il.
Partye to pierwsze W Pol
see pomy6laly tax Q groma-
dzeniu funduszu bojowego.
jak j o p"rzygotowaniu milo.
dziezy do walki zbrojnej. One
tez pierwsze zwr6cify sic do
wychodztwa polskiego W A:
MERGE, nawet telegraflcznie
z wezwaniem do wsp6lnej
akcyi i tenn w}asnie tl6maczy
sic tre6c rezolucyi Wiecu
Narodowego W Pittsburgh.
Polonia W AmerYce No
pierwsze zawo}anie zaznaczy.
Ia }acznos6 swoja z Ojczyzna!
Ale podobnie jak u mas,
gdzie. po}aczyli6my sic wszy-
soy W jednym Komitecie 0.
brony Narodowej .miedzy
innemi take i z tego powo-
du; ably jednolita i rozumnie
uplanowana akcya zapobiedz
a~aduzywaniu imienia Ojczyz-
ny przez ludzi ~niepowo}a>
nych, tax samo j tam " Pol.
see, ruch t. Nv. ,,niepodleg-.
losciowy" = o kt6rym jego
p%rzeciwnicy pisza, 10 sic
,,bez zastrzeze6" podporzad.
kowal Austryi - wywo}a{
takze o wiele g}ebsza 10 vie.
le szersze ko}a ~obejmuiaca
akcye narodowa, reprezen.
towana przez t. 2. ,,Rsdy
NarodoRen Wzaborze prus.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1913-01-23
MASH AGENCI.

Upowaznlenl ds4 do ko1ektowan1a
abonamentu W1ARusA nastepuj2 cy
nasi agenci mieiloowi:
ASHTON, Nebr. Mich. Mendyk
BRENNAN Tex. W.KowalsA
FRIED, N. Oak ID. F1Szarkowski
4 tE1sPEa1ES SiR.7 VIII. 1ei ats ss;Rt A III ~
Menen, Wis. Teon Derdowsk j..
kANTICOKE. Pa. F.. Jablonsk
NEW WAvERLY, Tex. F, +. Prosb
LEO MINI. Mateusz Bilski.
A HILL, Mich, st Pogorzelski
WARSAW. N. b. Teodor " ,soeki
WILNO MINI. Fl. Badzifski
OKLA, S. P. G6rski.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
BANisHED
Coffee Finally Had to Go.

The way some persons cling to cot
fee, even after they know it is doing
them harm, is a puzzler. But it Is an
easy matter to give it up for good,
when Postum is properly made and
used instead. A girl writes:
Mother had been suffering with
headaches for seven weary
years, but kept on drinking coffee.
"One day I asked her why she did
not give up coffee, as a cousin Of mine
had done who had taken to Postum.
But Mother was such a slave to coffee
she thought it would be terrible to
give it up.
Finally, one day, she made the
change to Postum, and quickly her
headaches disappeared. One morning
while she was drinking Postum so
freely and with such relish, I asked
for a taste.
That started me on Postum and l
now drink it more freely than / did
coffee, which never into our
house now"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
SISeE, MICH. WTtlo lOE uOOh1cS AAS
Road to MELVILLE"
Postum m in two forms.
Regular Postum Unjust be boiled.)
instant Postum doesn't require boil
ing, but is prepared instantly by stir
ring a level teaspoonful in an ordinary
cup of hot water, which makes it right
for most persons.
A big cup requires more and some
people who ike strong things put in a
heaping spoonful and temper it with a
large supply Of cream.
Experiment until you know the
amount that pleases your palate and
have it served that way in the future.
There's q Reason" for Postum.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03

E SAPS'i SSSk Nul
While the cry has been in this and
many other countries for years that
the cost Of living was constantly in
creasing, such a cry has evidently not
been heard to any great extent in ia
pan.
Instead Of a high cost Of living there,
according to figures accumulated at the
Imperial College of Japan, in Toxic, 1t
is a low cost of living. The Japanese
do not eat much meat. The great ma
jority there do not eat meat at all, al
though they are a decidedly sturdy
ace.
A quart Of rice q day will suffice a
Japanese, while the Cinnamon, despite
stories to the contrary, are getting to
be meat eaters. and arc especially fond
of pork. Pork does not appeal to or
agree with the Japanese stomach, they
have no Edible dogs" while horses
are too valuable and beef is too expen-
sive.
For SIS a month, or "a a week, the
clever Japanese laborer can ave q
hous of his own, educate two children,
take a daily newspaper, have a daily
hot bath and save a dollar q month.
But, OF course, while this includes plen-
ty OF food, it does not include a meat
diet.
A very unusual and ingenious method
was devised TO a burning
gas well at Lone Pine. Pa. The well
which has a capacity OF 5000, 900 cubic
feet a day, was ignited by a flash of
lightning. After three days of inef-
fectual attempts to extinguish the gas,
a boiler stack, with base, was mounted
OF rollers and move over the eight
inch casing of the well. A sudden jerk
ing ava Of the stack out of the top
Of which the flame was raging. made q
break in the current of a thus ex-
tinguishing the fire Instantly.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03

bors say I look younger now than | did
fifteen years ago. Mrs. SAIAH r.
WHATLEY, Athens, Texas, R. r. d.
No. 8. Box SO.
We know of no other medicine which
has been so successful in relieving the
suffering of women, Or received SO many
genuine testimonials, as has Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
In nearly every community you will
find women who have been restored to
health by this famous medicine. Almost
every woman you meet knows of the
great good it has been doing among
suffering women for the past 80 years.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, are files containing hundreds Of
thousands of letters from women seek
ing health, in which many openly state
yer their own signatures that they have
regained their health by taking LYDIA
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
many Of them state that it has saved
them from surgical operations.
III you want special advice write to
Lydia Z. Pinhliam Medicine Co. lcenf.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Yonr letter viii
be opened read and answered by a
woman and held ia strict ~eonfldeace.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
ponatd,s oninion.

Donald was an old Scotch beadle
who on1ciated in a Highland kirk
where the minister, never a bright
star at any time, believed In giving
full value for the money, as It were,
in his diBcourses. A stranger once
asked him his opinion Of the sermons.
"Ah, weel," replied Donald. you'll
no get me to say onything against
them, for they're a. very guild, but
I'll just remark this much:
THE beginnings aye over Tar frae
the end, an It would greatly improve
the force o. it II he left cot a. that
cam In atween."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
Grey Day.

Gray drizzling mists the moorlands drant
Rain whitens the dead sea;
From headland dim to sullen cape
Gray sails creep YEARLY.
/ know not how that merchantmen
Has found the heart; but tits her MAN
Seaward her endless course to shape.
Unreal as insects that appal
A ~drunkard's peeyish brain,
Ger the gray deep the dories crawl
Four-legged, with rowers twain:
Midgets and mtnims OF the earth.
Across old oceans Vastly girth
Toiling-heroic. comical!
I wonder how that merchants crew
Have ever found the will!
l wonder what the fishers q
To keep them toilinS still!
I wonder how the heart OF man
Has patience to live out its span.
Or wait until its dreams come true.
William Vaughn Moody.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
Synopsis.
By. HENRY MONTJOY

Synopsis.
IHE MINISTER OF POLICE" BY
Henry M%ountJoy, il q romance of Paris
G ausas tas I ~ 3 a eond Eaasn' q P cement r aad
unrest; when VoltaIre was breaking to
pieces the shaclsles OF religion: when
m prsa nhsaa Ct the Cafe Dc Resonance was
Inousand men. some in the gutter, some
Let the throne, We're preparing the great
eIplosion OF the. revolution.
after completing q simple mission to the
French country, fingers on in Paris, en-
yoylng the gay life there:. De sartines. The
other. motive than pleasure in delaying
ner departure and surrounds her with
spies to discover, IL possible. whether she
ID dabbling in state plots.
De LusSac Is q noble of exceptional
character OF that period. Handsome. with
AL the elegance OF a man OF the court.
there is still about him something that
the visionary. the enthusiast and the poet,
rare In that age OF animal lust. chilling
WIT and embroidered brutality. He is, In
fact, STEPPED in the philosophy Of Rous
seau and is trying to put this philosophy
into practice through his connection with
2 secret society that Is plotting the down
enough to incrilninate himself he falls in
love with the beautiful Austrian. who per-
suades him his method of right1ng the
wrongs OF humanity is impractcable, and
Sy1EA Sh1Ao1A6 ~ 81 w V@Si1Aa WASA
AS he leaves her house a fellow con-
npirator, his chief, Joins him, says several
Of their members are arrested, and en-
trusts the secret articles OF the association
to him. He then explains to De Lussac
that their only hope is to intimidate the
minister OF police. This can be accom-
plished only by obtaining IN incriminat-
Ing contract signed by the minister OF po-
lice and in the possession and safe keep
Ing Of De Richelieu. De Lussac's cousin.
With this contract in their possession they
can dictate terms to the minister OF po-
lice, obtain the release Of the members
already Imprisoned and be safe them
De Lussac goes home, buries the papers
he a just received, writes Madame Lin
den that he is attempting one last mission
for the society, and also writes an asso-
ciate telling him where the papers may be
found In case Of his death. Then he en-
tiers Richelieu's home and almost succeeds
In getting the document, but Is surprised
and leaves 1t In a drawer which he has
unlocked. Before he can max another
attempt he is arrested and taken to the
Bastile but not before he has told Madam
n how nearly he succeeded in get
ting the document. She, realizing how
desperate, her lovers position is, visits
R1chelieu's home and succeeds where her
lover has failed.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
And Then He Left

81 wish I was a STAR" the dude
sighed. smiling at his own poetic
fancy.
Il would rather you were a comet"
she said, dreamily.
His heart beat unanimously.
And why?" he asked, tenderly, at
the same time taking her unresisting
little hand in his own. And why?"
he repeated, imperiously.
oh" she said, with q brooding
earnestness that fell freezing upon
his soul, because then you would
come around only once in fifteen
years."
And he took his hat and went out
Into the shimmering moonlight.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
Paid In Advance.
From Harpars WeekIv

Ffcm Weekly.
Now, femme see" aatd the rural Jus
tice, figuring on ths back Of an old en-
velopa- Your bill will como to Jest
"Forty-sevsn dollarsr" echoed wig.
glethorpe. WHY, judge, the fine for
o~verspeedins In only s1b."
"Ya-as. I know said the Justice
"The 1872 is fer contempt o. court"
But I haven't expressed n con.
tempt for this COURT protested Wig.
glethorpa
mot yit. re hewitt" gr,nned the t,,s.
tice, but ys Will, my friend, We vii
before ye git a mile out o. town. Iye
made the fine putty stir SOS t give W
plenty O room to move round in"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
Why They Came.

Willie, aged four, had been invited
out to tea with his mother. and, while:
he was being dressed Tor the occa4
sion, the delights in store for him had
been depicted In glowing terms.
While his mother chatted with their
hostess, Willie sat in solemn silence,
and at last the lady of the house rose
Nov I must bring In tea" abe
announced, then added: Would VII
lie like some tear.
The child eyed her In establishment;
and, In q deeply hurt tone, responded:
Why. that's what we am for!ss
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
Advice to the Innocent.

We have a letter from a young won.
an who asks:
"Can / succeed as a chorus girl and
remain innocent? My friends tell me
that / am very beautiful"
We r unable to give expert ADVICE
concerning the possibility OF succeed
Ing as a chorus girl and remaining in
nocent, but we feel safe in saying that
If the young lady Is provided with a
suitable supply of innocence In her
present environment 1t would be a pity
not to KEEP 1t right thera-Chicago
Record-HeraId.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
Willing to obtIac.

wiling to Obfigc.
While" says a New Yorker, the
Gotham car conductor is generally
rude, sometimes he is witty.
Not long ago., on a Broadway car.
q woman said to the conductor In q
voice OF command:
"'You will let me off at 9s1.,
THE conductor regarded her curl
ously for a moment, while the other
passengers grinned; then. quite sub,
missively, he answered:
Yes, ma'am; what door. please,
ma'amf"-Judge.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1913-07-03
Between DevIf ana pseo

Since Ford New York; SwSIE
Known hanaorist, said wl,imsically
pther day, apropos y tie death D ].
Erferpont Morgan w learn fromMr.
Norgan's Iife that wealth does nok
bring happiness. WeAknow already
that poverty doesn't bring ~ eithsr.
What 81 earth then Is a man 10 do