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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18
TWO RUSSIAN AIRMEN KILLED
sPoplaae TaPas TuPtle sd Hupls
AviatoPs 70 Earth.

MOSCOW. Oct. 1A-Avlator Klstschln-
ski and his nechanician were instantly
killed to-day when their asroplane
turned turtle whne In night.
BERLIN. Oct is.-Two German avia-
tors were fatally injured to-day. NJ.
Aubes fell while attempting . landing
at Johannisthal. and Aviator Eieteng
vas seriously hurt by fall near
Stendal.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18

Pennsylvania Steel Company has de-
ciared a semi-annual dividend Of Q l.?
per cent. Oh the preferred stock. pay
able Nov. I to stock OF record Oct. 49,
six months ago IL per cent. was
declared.
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HEAD COVERED ALL
OVER WITH RASH
Burned Badly. Hair Eel! Out 0raf
uaIIy. Dry and lifeless. cft
cura Soap and Cuticu'a Ointment
Cured in Two Months.

2so Madison st.. New York City. --SOeJ
brothers trouble began about . yeoe ~
His scalp was Affected With itching end oa1Do
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18
Tao Clesing Quotatioss.

The following were the highest. lowest end last
prioo Il a0oks for to-day aud the net changes -
oomparsd With Yesterdays closing prices:
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18

at la Scala In Milan. whore I introduced
German opera and displayed the cathol.
ic!ty OF taste which | shall hope al
ways to retain. should have disproved
It. Steadily have sought 10 broaden
the repertory and TO Improve the per-
formances. I hope have succeeded.
A. any rate. the coming season. I be-
iieve. will he the most fertile and d.
vereined that my management has dis
closed. Five new operas and three re-
vivais will make for novelty. Tho whole
are to he mounted sumptuousy. WaG-
ner's four Ring music dramas are to
have brand new scenery. Carmen will
set a new standard IN stage mount1ng.
The now works are Richard 6trAuas's
'Rosenkavalier.' Victor Herberts Made
ieine,' Charpentier's Julien Wof-Fer-
rari's L'Amore Medico. and Montsmes-
si's L'Amore del tre Re The revivals
are The Masked Ball. Carmen and
'Falstan.' The opening performance on
Nov. II will be Masscnet's 'Manon.' with
Carnso. Geraldine Farrar. Dinh Oily.
Rothier and De seGurola In the cast,
Mr.. Toscanini conducting.
1T Ia easy for one not In authority
to talk G1ibly about producing new
works; but there must b . conjunction
Of many elements TO present them sue
csssfully. and. Of course. one must hrst
md the composer who seems TO have
created something good. That may b
said. l think. Of all the new worka that
we are to OFFER this season. Mr.. Hsrbsrts
Madeleine which. you know. We are
to give In English. consider both
charming and serious. and sure to win
approval"
A DEMOCRAT IN ITALY 40 IN
AMERICA.
Mr.. 0atti." ! asked. do you take any
active part In italian polittcsr'
"No" ne replied. II leave that TO my
father. who Is a member Of the Italian
Senate and President OF the Provincial
Council OF FerrHra. But am . demo-
/ crat. using the word in lite broad and
proper sense. In Italy a. I am In Amer
tea, and In Italy We are a. truly repub-
lic1n as you are In America. only that
We have q King for President II 10
easier. of course. to move In America.
for you have not the inertia and the
| clogs and prejudices OF centuries to
overcome. as Wa have in Italy. Here
! there In room for every man to grow. 10
expand. to reach to greatness II he has
the ability. II 10 . matter alon, Of
capacity and opportunity"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18
CHICAGO WHEAT AND CORN
MARKET.
WHEAT

ii.s. Open. Hin. I1r. csS;; osa's..
~ S Va; :. :. = = III tx ssiS = :"
ss% Ms 49,. 09H 66E 8sS ssS = :
Northwestern receipts OF wheat to-day
at Duluth 2o2 cases. last week 27s. and
last year same date $50 car lots. At
Minneapolis to-day 336 car lots, last
week ~ and last year ~ car lots.
Wheat opened SIS higher for both OPP
lions and was tseady during first hour.
with principle support from short In
terest, On upturn offerings were larger.
Buliish crops accounts were received.
but news from Argentine IL satisfac-
tory.
Corn opened SIS higher and scored a
further advance OF 3-S during the morn
ing. Better weather conditions caused
selling on higher levels.
Wheat and corn both closed I'M
changed at IA lower
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18

Japanese Government viii draw on
Monday bonds to the amount Of $4,000. OOO
yen Of it's internal 8 per cent. loan for
redemption on Nov. 25.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18

Canadian Pacific Railway report earn
ings increased In second week Of October
SAL 900 over those for Same week Of
last year.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18

Nellie Melba. assisted by the Symph-
ony Orchestra under Walter Damrosch,
will give concert At Carnegie Hall on
Tuesday afternoon. The Australian
prima donna. long a prime favorits In
opera here. but absent for some sea-
sons, Is sure OF warm reception. as
the advance bookings at the box once
show. Her principal numbers will De
the mad scene from Hamlet" the ave
Maria" from Verdl's "Otello," and the
"Voi che Sape,e" from Morarts THE
Marriage of Figaro
Jan Kubelik. the Hungarian violinist.
introduced to us some years ago oy
Daniel Frohman. to meet with phcnom-
email success. who has not been heard
here for two years, is to give concert
at the Hippodrome tomorrow night. as
sisted by Nahan Franl;o and his orcnes-
ira of seventy musicians, Mr., Kubelil;
viii play Max Rruth's concerto In q
minor. and Wieniawskis concerto In
D minor for his principal numbers.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18
MADAM BUTTERFLY" NEXT
WEEK At THE CENTURY.

Puccinis Madam Butterfly 10 to b
next weeks Offering at the Century
Opera House. beginning on Tuesday
night Ivy Scott. the Australian prima
donna. is 10 have the title part. with
Kathleen Howard as Suzuki 9ustave
Bergman ~ Pinkerton. Mr.. Chalmers a.
Sharplsss, the American Consul. and
Miss CouEhlan a. Kate Pinkerton. On
Monday evening Woif-Fsrrari's The
jewels Of the Madonna" which. sung In
Engiish. has been great success all
this week. will be presented in the
original Italian text with Ernesto Torti
as Ccnnaro.
Tomorrow Sunday nisht concert
will have Jayne Herbert. John Bards-
10y and Francesca Daddi az soloists
for the first time. beside Lois Eweii.
Ivy Scott. Kathleen Howard, Morgas,
KtngstOn. Louis kriedler. and Alfred
Kaufman.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18
FINANCIAL NEWS irEMs.

American Express Company report for
year ended June 20 shows total receipt
from operation increased 3A,i3il35. Net
income declined S963.073.
Missouri Pacific Railroad reports de-
cline OF $4,000 for second week In
October. and since July ! decline of S20l.-
2s3 In earnings compared with same
periods last year.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18

the Songs Of f,cnsfsliow." ny Arthur
r. Brooks. Friday. at Public School
No. ss. Folk Songs of Austria. Hun
gary and Bohemia" by Lewis w. Arm
strong.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-10-18

22O9 Third Az, cor. ] 10th 81
1910 Third Ay,bel 1@em . l<7m 80
S4S Eighth Avenue
683 Eighth Avenue.
$50 West 196th Street.
NEWARK-081 Broad Street.
PATERSOG-102 Market Street
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Generous in Support Of
Musical Enterprises,
Not Opera Only but
All Others of Merit
Happy in Desire to
knoU, Force to Pursue
and Means to Enjoy.
Metropolitan Director
Tells of Plans for Sea.
son, Which Include Five
NesO Operas and Three
Revivals- Has Learned
English During Stay
Here.
By Svlrester RaUling.

f<%ivE years ago, just after my
~ arrival In New York, when
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
MAd00 10 Aid Southern Farmers.

Washington July 21-Twenty-fve
to $50, 000,GO0 of government funds
will be deposited in the National
banks Of south and west at once by
Secretary McAdoo to facilitate move
ment Of crops. Federal, state and
municipal bonds and prime COM
mercial paper will be accepted as
security for the money upon which
the banks will pay 2 per cent inter
est.
The motive Of Secretary McAdoo
in establishing the new policy is to
anticipate the money stringency in
late Summer and fall which invaria-
bic Companies the marketing and
movement OF crops especially when
the crop are unusually large as the
harvest now beginning forecasts
He intends to take time by the fore
lock and prevent or minimize the
usual tightness Of money.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Mothers! Fave Your Children Worms7

Are they feverish, restless, ner-
vous, irritable, dizzy or constipated?
DO they continually pick their nose
or grind their teeth? Have they
cramping pains. irreg ular and rave
nous appetite? These are all signs
of worms. Worms not only cause
your child suffering, but stunts its
mind and growth. Give "Kickapoo
Worm Killer" at once. It kills and
removes the worms, Improves your
chlld's appetite, regulates stomach.
liver and bowels. The symptoms
disappear and your child is made
happy and healthy, as nature in
tended. All druggists or by mail.
25c. Kickapoo Indian Medicine Co.
Philadelphia, Pa, St. Louis, Mo.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Ego Water Before or After

I thought that in the fifteen years
OF my practice of medicine" said a
physician. II had answered almost
every possible fool question: but a
new one was sprung on me recently.
young man came in with an in
named eye. for which l prescribed
medicine-tc be dropped into the eve
tnree times day. Ue left the office,
out returned in few minutes, poked
MS head In the doorway, and asked
snail I drop this In the eye before
meals or afterT "-Everybody's Mag.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.
TO Overcome insomnia.

Lie In a comfortable position
and bend the feet ct the ankles,
depressing them ut each inspira-
ton and raising them at each
expiration. Let the movement
occupy the full time Of the respi-
ration. At the same time count,
keeping the count in mind for
full respiration. Depress the feet
together for six Inspirations,
then alternate them, both-one,
bct!-two. both-three, both-four,
toia-fve, both-six, right-one, left
two. right-three, left-ten. Then
repeat, except count twenty
Wit, the second left movement
and the next time thirty, etc.
This will put one to sleep in q
few minutes If the mind is kept
on the exercise. The difficulty
is to do that. The hands may
be moved or one hand and one
foot or any combination. It IS
capable Of considerable varia-
ton. The movements should be
gentle
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
IT'S SURPRISING
That SO Many Scotland Neck
People Fail to Recognize
Kidney Weakness,

Are you bad back victim?
Suffer twinges; headaches, dizzy
spells?
Go to bed tired-get up tired?
It's surprising how few suspect
the kidneys.
Kidney trouble needs kidney treat.
ment.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for the
kidneys only.
Have convinced Scotland Neck
people Of their merit.
Here's a Scotland Neck case;
Scotland Neck testimony.
Ali kidney sufferers hereabouts
should read it.
Miss Lucy Hancock, Scotland
Neck, N. c., says:
Il willingly verify my former en-
dorsement of Doan's Kidney Pills
given in January, 1909. This rene
dy benefited me greatly when l
was suffering from kidney COM
plant. Since then | have used
Doan's Kidney Pills occasionally and
they have always brought the best
Of results"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
end take M other
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Home fer lie Confederate Women.

Fayetteville was selected for TIE
Home for Confederate Women BY
the commission appointed by tie
Governor, Durham was the otherb:
der. The decision was unanimous
in favor Of the Cape Fear town offer
OF. 5000 and choice CT three sites.
1t is announced that plans will be
drawn and work On the building
started as soon as possible. Ire
site has not yet been selected. The
Legislature appropriated $4,000 for
establishing and S.. 90 yearly for the
maintenance of the home.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Remarkable Cure of Dysenfery.

II was attacked with dysentery
about July 18th, and used the doc
tors medicine and other remedies
with no relief, only getting worse
all the time. l was unable to do
anything and my weight DROPPED
from 145 to 125 pounds. | suffered
for about two months when | was
advised to use Chamberlain.s Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
used two bottles of it and it gave me
permanent relief" writes B. W..
Hill of Snow Hill, N. C. For sale
by all dealers.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
lNSTRUCTING THE TESTER.
What Was Needed Was Cab Driver
Not Demonstration.

What Was Needed Was a Cab Driven
Not a Demonstration.
'Ts your party ready?" said the
chauffeur. 1--WE been sent out by the
factory to give you ride"
eyes," replied the man, "but before
we start 1 want to ask few ques-
tons. Do you understand the nature
Of this trip!"
"Sure. I'm to drive you home"
'"That's it exactly. But do you un,
derstand that we have oil afternoon to
get there?'
"Ain't in a hurry, eh?'
"Not at all. Now, do we look fairly
intelligent people to your"
"Sure you do"
"NNell, we are. Every member OF
the party knows that an automobile
can be driven sixty miles an hour on
country roads. We've all seen it done.
We know that this car can-pass any
other car ON the road ut any time the
driver wants to do 1t. Well admit be-
fore we start that the springs and the
shock absorbers on the machine take
up all the JOLT You've got the finest
car on the market here We like It.
1t was made for fancy stunts and has
the power to accomplish them easily
and safely. Do you get me?"
"Sure: you want ON old woman's
ride"
Exactly. II you demonstrate that
this car can be driven sanely and safe
~ We'll be satisfied"
Cali right, I'll do 1t, but there's one
thing more I wish you'd tell your
folks
"Whats that?'
1.-THE next time they want q rido
home they ought to call cab driver,
not an expert demonstration" Detroit
Free Press.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Inspired Famous Hymn,

Jesus, Lover Of My Soul" Is q
hymn around which many traditions
and sacred associations cling. The
story connected with its origin may
be legendary, but 1t Is no less beautl
ful. Its author, Charles Wesley, was
sitting at his desk by an open win,
dow when bird pursued by a hawk
flew In. The bird was saved, fpr the
nawk reared to follow 1t. The Incl
dent inspired Wesley to write his
famous lines.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
TO THE INVENTOR.

Inventor, invent some electrical thing
To make dollars so twice far as they
do.
Invent us climate all delicate spring
And something to cheer & man up when
he's blue.
Please make machine with a button to
press
When Johnny needs trousers or wife needs
a dress.
invent a swell looking five passenger car
We can buy fer a dollar and seventy
nine
And then, when we speed and are up at
the bar,
Invent US a Judge with a nominal fine
Invent ball bearing affair with crank
That viii place all the money we've spent
In tho bank.
Invent mechanical tariff-pray, try
That will keep UP the prices Of things
that We sell
And keep down the prices Of those that
we buy.
And, say while you're at 1t you may
just as well
Invent q millennium easily run
That Will suit every pessimist under the
sun.
Walter G. Doty in Lippincott's.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Costly Treatment.

i was troubled with constin.t;o,
and indigestion and spent hundreds
OF dollars for medicine and treat
ment. writes c. H. Hines, of WIFI.
low ARK. I went to a St. Louis
hospltal, also to hospital in New
OOrieans, but no cure was effec 10y
IN returning home l began toI;s
Cnamberlain's Tablets. and u ,aH,lng
Iigne along. used them for c snrao
all dealers. ." iignt. Sold
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Good Reason for His Enthusiasm.

When man has suffered for sew.
eral days with collie, diarrhoea OF
other form of bowel complaint and
is cured sound and we'll by one or
two doses of Chamberlain's Collie.
Cholera Diarrhoea Remedy, as is Of
ten the case. it is but natural that
he should be enthusiastic in his
praise of the remedy, and especially
is this the cash Of severe attack
when life is threatened. TRY il
when in need of such a remedy. II
never fails. Sold by all dealers.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
$500 to Wilmington.

Tickets sold May 31st and on each
Saturday to and including Septem-
Der ID, 1913, limited to reach Scot
land Neck returning prior to mid
night Tuesday next following date
of sale. Excursion rates North and
East. For any information address
Epp. L. Brown, Ticket Agent, Scot
land Neck, N. c., or T. C. White,
General Passenger Agent, Whining
ton, N. c..
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
DELAYED tho ecturA

A young newly wed, having persuad
ed her husband to take her to lecture
ono evening and having waited some
time for his return from the club. at
last In desperation wrote him the fol.
lowing:
Dear John-It's time for the lecture
come home.
His answer was:
Dear Julia-Sorry can't come: will take
nine in the morning.
St. Louis Post Dispatch.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Suffered Eczema Fifty Years---OoW Well.

Seems long time to endure the
awful burning. itching, smarting,
skln-disease known az "tetter'-an-
other name for Eczema. Seems good
to realize, also, that DR.. Hobson's
Eczema Ointment has proven a per-
feet cure.
Mrs. D. L. Kenney writes: II cam
not sufficiently express my thanks to
you for your DIR. Hobson's Eczema
Ointment. 1t has cured my letter,
which has troubled me for over fifty
years" All druggists, or by mail,
SOC. Pfeiffer Chemical Co., Phila-
delphia, Pa, St. Louis, Mo.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Dinah Was Dubious.

"Say, boss" questioned the dusk!
damsel, addressing the license clerk
"are you sure that was a marriage Ii
cense you gave my finanshay last Tues
day."
"Certainly," replied the clerk. "Why
do you ask?"
"Well, sir" replied the dusky one
ut looks mighty s'picious. Sans beer
'toxicated ever since he got it"-Chi
cago Journal.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Hard to Please.

An old citizen In country village,
being asked for a subscription toward
repairing the fence of the graveyard
declined, saying:
Il subscribed toward improving that
burying ground nigh on to forty years
ago, and my family hain't had no ben.
eft from it yet"-New York Times.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Cruelty Deceived.

"You want a divorce from your hus-
band, madam? On what ground?'
ION the ground, your honor, that he
made me think he was ninety years
old and had heart trouble l find out
he's only seventy-two and there isn't a
thing the matter with m.'-Chicago
Tribune
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14

For dyspepsia our national aiiment
use Burdock Blood Bitters. Recon-
mended for Strengthening digestion
purifying the blood. At all drug
stores. $1.OO bottle.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
The Family Goat.

Tabitha the Cat-Which would you
rather live with, married woman or
an old maid?
Rags the Dog-A married woman for
mine every time. When things go
wrong she'll take it out on her hus-
band and let me out-New York Globe.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Minister Praises this Laxative.

Rev. H. Stubenvoll, of Allison, Ia,
IN pralsing DR.. Kings New Life Pills
Tor constipation, writes: "Dr. Kings
New Life Pills are such perfect pills
no home should be without them
NO better regulator for the liver
and bowels. Every pill guaranteed.
Try them. Price Csc at E. T. White
head Company.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
His Adysrtisinu Chance

Il suppose the parents OF young Lord
Softpate must feel dreadfully cut up
over his engagement to little Tottie
Poser Of the Gayety."
"Cut UP! Why, say, if it wasn't for
Tottie nobody would ever have known
that Softly had any parentsy'-Cleye-
land Plain Dealer.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
How The Trouble Starts.

Constipation is the cause of many
ailments and disorders that make
life miserable. Take Chamberlain
Tablets keep your bowels regular
and you will avoid these diseases.
For sale by all dealers.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
What They Really We're.

"Our distinguished fellow passenger
must have Travelled extensively. no
tice that his grips are all covered with
hotel and steamship pasters.'
'Those amt hotel and steamship past
ers, man! He has passed through q
number Of college towns recently, and
every single institution stuck an honor
airy degree on his baggager'- Chicag go
Inter Ocean.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Accounting For tho Blue,

RacOn-I see exhaustive tests by Bel
gian chemists showed that the purest
water that it was possible to obtain by
distillation still retained its blue color
Egbert-Probab didn't get all the
milk out of it-Tonkers Statesman.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Rreakinu II Gently

A young man, an only son, married.
against the wishes Of his parents.
a short time afterward in telling a
friend how to break the news to them
he said:
Tell them first am dead, and then
gently work up to the climax."-Lip-
pincOtt's.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
ANALOGOUS,

She-But don't you think that every
body should learn to swim?
Hc-Certainly not. What would you
think of n fish that insisted On trying
to learn to walk on dry land Boston
Transcript
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
September 30, 1913
The NORTH CAROLINA
College of Agriculture
and Mechanic Arts
The States Industrial College

"e 0taIe Industrial College.
Equ'ps men for successful lives in
RR e;a;e Horticulture, Stock
V 11a,slng. Dairying, Poultry Work
veterinary Medicine; in Civil Flee,
:; srlcai. and Mechanical Engineering:
M Onemlstry and Dyeing: in Cotton
T n.anu1acturing. Four year courses
Two and One year courses 53
MsSaSSners; 669 students; % buildings:
;mooern Equipment. County Snner,
t.n;tendents hold entrance examina-
W.T. e. an county seats July 10.
~ ior complete catalogue to
T.. b. OWEN, Registrar,
West Raleigh, N. C..
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
The Best Pain Killer.

Buckle1i's Arnica Salve when ap-
Piled to cut. bruise, sprain, burn
or scald, or other injury Of the skin
VIII Immediately remove all pain.
3. Z. Chamberlain, CT Clinton, Me,
says: 1t robs cuts ard bruises and
other Injuries of their terrors. A.
a healing remedy its equal don't ex.
Isl Will do good for you. Only
25c at E. I. Whitehead Company.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14

Il have been somewhat costive
but Doan's Regulate give just the
results | desire. They act mildly
and regulate the bowels perfectly
B. Krause Altoona Pa.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14

Suitor-I have no bad habits. l
don't smoke or drink.
Fatber-Neither has my daughter.
She doesn't play OF sing.-Brooklyn
Life
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Has No Female Rate,

TTdS NO FemaTe Rato.
Fair Patron-The papers say you
handle mail here by the ton.
Postmaster-Yes, indeed.
Fair Patron-Well, my fiance is go
ing away for couple of days. What
Kind of special rate will you give me
per ton?-Woman's Home Companion.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14
Does This Explain Term?

OOe3 MS Explain erm?
Blk with newspaper)-Here's q par.
eel of land for sale.
D1x-A mortgage on it. probably.
Bix-Why do you think so?
Dix-A parcel is generally tied un
you know.-New York Mail.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-08-14

1t is better to screen the cradle
and wear smile than scott at the
precaution and wear mourning.