Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-01-22
Poor Speller.
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Your letter got here awl okay;
gladd 2 heer frum u. L. spoak
abowt tiperiter ribben. can't U get
sum ov Mrs Brown ribbens e saiy
sum mummy?
i ei: mi Iibbens frum the MAYHEM
! Chemical Co, Cleveland Ohio att 9
bittz eech, foar fer a Ser. Tha ar
awl rite. A ribben that noaz how 9
spell good liz a CRATE thing Il a man
that kan teech ribben when it for
gitz liz better. | hav abowt fergott
how 2 spel siDce the democratzs ele-
cktsd a prezident & | ANN afrade
lotz ov Loozians people will sune
tergit how 2 eet.
We are havin the saim oald Looz
lana wether, like Armerz bakerz a
streek ov fatt Il streek ov leene.
l tuernd down jobb in Mexico
fue daiz ago d acksepted a job for
Appplatchicoly, Floridy fer Jan Ist
1918. That hav got saw mill &
that hav sypress that cuedent swim
IL the dust liz so wett that the fur
naaes won't eat it. | am supozed 2
sea what kan b dun ''in the premi-
ses" az the politishianz wood sa.
If U heer big noiz from the
Sow>Sow. East in fue weak u ma
kno there il sumthing up. Pm
rather interested 2 heer that the
mashlnery in the kapital at Frank
fort refuzed 9 b bawst bi the demo-
crat politishions in La iz emmy cry
tear-ian woodent b surprized iff
tha tride 2 pump waiter in 2 the
bilerZ with the dInamo.
| G u stick ure oald trix on the
steem boatz& hoap the bote bizness
~ better THAR than hear. Steem-
bote men "a thingsz II on the bum-
mInski hear, J ov them X owt ov a
jobb J ov the time. The raleroadz
seam b getting awl the bizness.
| CESS the parselz poast will hitt the
raleroadz a hard lick.
haven't gott yore letter att
hand & kant think abowt mutch 2
rite.
Joe and Allan left fer Rascon,
Mexico last satterday mite Joe il 9
b the hows mashinist in a sugger
facktori d Allan liz run the plan
fashion locomotura. Their crop will
last abowt fo1r muntbz q the boiz
will GIT cbans . T. sumthlng ov
the land of the Azztix & Toaldtixx
& Chiekemexx.
The pals whair tha went iz IN
the stait ov San Louis Potosi, abowt
l80 miles eest ov San Louis q abowt
125 west Nv Tampico.
Our old Spanish freeing Herman.
do Abou Ben Bull Con COrtev plaid
hel with the Azztixx IN Mexico
abowt 1920. He went tbare with
bibel IN hand, pistol in the uther
d bottel ov booz in his pan,z
pocket q had assistant moo wore
a pettycote d CARED cross, be-
twean them ths took away the land,
language, religion 81 lives ov the
indians & Cortez IN liable 2 livy in
bistery longer than Jim Watt q
Tom Eddysun.
Poor oald M Orleans ~ in
badd 70 ov stumpz. The ring polls
tlshianz haz badder bi the bak ov
mex for menny yearz, now weave
got comishion government (ring men)
& thew hav just Rott a good holt on
the sect ov her blumerz 81 lotz NV
US vii haf 2 taik 2 the tawl timberz
81 liv on beech nutz 81 uther rural
truk. Tha haint shut off the sun
lite yit butt the air il gittin kinda
thick.
Sa! This looks like a hard lux
stori don't it? But whatz the oddz
u won't talk it seriously. Ellwood
q the frowline r awl o. k. The
madam haz got hold ov little
munney 81 haz gone 2 Canal Streat.
! Selah.
Regardz 2 awl. Tbstz All;
MAN WITH THE TIN HEAD.
[The above letter was written to
! Wade II. Brown.