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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

The papers scold my pa; they say
Bad things about him every day,
And often ma begins to cry
When she looks at the paper-then
1 kind OF get to wishin' !
Could lick few newspaper men.
Pa doesn't care; he says no man
That tries to do the best he can
To get ahead and help along
Has any right to think they'll not
Hurrah about 1t when he's wrong
Or prod him in his sorest spot.
I don't blame ma for feelin' sad
Because they say my pa Is bad;
He's always good to her and me,
And when her eyes were wet. one day,
He kissed us both and said that he
Had Joys they couldn't take away.
One time they had his picture so
He looked like old Nick down below
l wish the papers all would please
Just print nice things about my pa
To make him always glad, for he's
The dearest pa ever saw
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
MERE OPINION.

People who go to watering places
generally get soaked.
The boy who inherits a barrel Of
money starts right out to whoop 1t up.
No woman ever boasted that she
was born In log house.
The man of one idea is always in
danger Of being laughed at by peo-
pie who have mono.
1t is impossible for any ma, no be
true to himself by deceiving others.
The mountain stream is regarded as
the emblem of purity, but it is gener-
ally very crooked and always has
downward tendency.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

"Oh. George"
she replied. I've
just been thinking
what II our dear
littl e d arlin z
should when she
grows up become
a minister's wife.
THAT wouldn't
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
WHY CHAIR DID NOT VOTE

Representative Frank T. o'Hair of
Illinois, Democratic successor to I'm
Gle Joe" Cannon. is one Of the mem
bers OF the house who did not vote
on the administration currency bill.
But he thinks he has a good excuse
O'Hair was out In his district Look
ing after his political fences . bin
and rounding up some personal mat
tiers. He planned to leave for Wash
ington In ample time to vote for the
currency bill. The day before he had
planned to leave. however, he decided
to make some cider. Not having
tasted any real cider fresh from tho
press for many moons, he drank cop
iously thereof. The same day he
went on a jaunt into the country with
Ia couple of friends and devoured a
hot of juicy plums. About two o'clock
the following morning he was awak-
ened by a terrific pain in the region
OF his solar plexus-the kind Of pain
that the average small boy knows all
about. He thought he was going to
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

The question OF the right to pick
wild berries on land not belonging to
the picker is coaing to the front and
pressing for a solution in different
parts OF Sweden. Even the national
government and the riksdag have had
the matter under consideration, but
so far without practical results. It
Is realized that the conditions are so
different in the different parts of the
country that no general law can be
applied. At first sight II would seem
that the owner of the land ought to
have a right to keep others away.
But in this case the duties of the
state seem to interfere with the
rights of the land owner. In the first
place II is the duty of the state to
see that the natural resources of the
country are utilized to the greatest
extent compatible with the rights of
the individual. In the second place
the state should see that all classes
Of people, even the poorest, have a
fair chance to earn livelihood when
this can be done without serious In
Jury to others. The Housekeepers'
society of the land Of Stockholm has
suggested that in view of the density
Of the population of that land the
landowner ought to have the sole
right to dispose of the berries on his
land.
Prof. Otto Holmkvist of the Uni
versity OF Lund has made an inquiry
into the rabbit pest of southern Swe-
den. He has found that nothing like
the rabbit problem or Australia is
found in Sweden. But the rabbits are
so numerous in some localities that
1t is highly necessary to look after
them. He suggests that ferrets and
weasels be used In the crusade
against the rabbits. These animals
are nocturnal in their habits, like the
rabbit; they can follow him into his
remotest retreats, and they both kill
as long as there is anything that they
can kill, virtue which would be
highly desirable in this case. Pro-
fessor Molmkvist thinks it would be
we'll to protect the weasels by law and
to assist them by using tame ferrets.
1t is well known that a large
amount of Swedish industrial securi-
ties are held by foreigners. Recent
inquiries have shown that Is Of the
largest industrial enterprises Of the
country are bonded in foreign coun-
tries to the extent of s375,000,000,
which is twice the amount Of the ma
tional debt of Sweden. 1t is pointed
out that this condition might be a
serious menace to the Industrial life
of Sweden in case of great and last
ing money stringency.
The postmaster general of Sweden
has accepted an invitation to partici-
pate in an international postal expo
sition to be held at Cassel next year,
and has designated j. Rudbeck Of the
Swedish postal department to take
charge of the Swedish exhibits.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
NEW MINISTER TO NORWAY

Albert G. Schmedeman OF Madison.
Wis. was recently appointed United
States minister to Norway. The SAY
airy rs $4,000 year.
Mr.. ,Schmedeman succeeds Lauritz
Swenson of Minnesota, who served as
minister to Denmark and Switzerland
before going to Norway. The APP
pointment is for four years. In view
of the centennial celebration next year
Of Norwegian independence and which
will draw thousands Of Americans to
Norway the post which Mr.. Schmede-
man will fill will be one of much i'm
portance and interest to Americans
Mr.. Schmedeman was born and
reared In Madison, where the
Schmedeman family has long been
prominent in business. civic and So
cial activities. He is the senior men,
Der of the clothing firm Of Schmede-
man and Baillie. In 1910 he was the
Democratic candidate for congress
from this district. He has also served
as treasurer OF the Democratic state
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
The chauffeur,s EauIt

But why didn't you take the num-
Der of 1t when the automobile ran over
your asked the court.
Well, I'll tell you. Judge" replied
the man on the stretcher. II would
have done 1t If the fellow had only
waited till came to-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
GAMBOA NAMED FOR PRESIDENT

Federico Gamboa, minister Of for
eign affairs, nominated for the presi-
dency by the Catholic party conven-
ton, and Gen. Eugene Rascon, named
for the vice-presidency, have accepted
the nominations. Gamboa In accept
ing the candidacy pointed to his rec
ord as diplomat and the absence Of
affiliations with any party.
He rendered his resignation as
minister of foreign affairs. but General
Huerta has not yet accepted 1t. Senior
Gamboa said he would not be sur
prised II General Huerta should pre-
fer to- continue him In mis- present
post Until the elections, there being
noting in the laws, he said, to pre-
veAt such a course.
Meantime Gen. Felix Diaz has been
recalled by Senior Gamboa to return
10 Mexico City. The military mission
of General Diaz In France is ended
and he is at the disposition of the
foreign office.
The efforts Of the Catholic party,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
pIseouraqlno Habit.

Your husband seems to have great
stability of character" That's what
I've always found fault with Josiah for.
If he would only learn not to act so;
people know right OF that he got his
first start by workin' in livery sta
ble!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
His Ealllnn slnht

Waiter. / asked you for green tea"
THAT is green tea, sir"
"Oh, is it? | must be getting color
blind. / thought 1t was blonde"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
His Vacation.

He worked for years and sighed because
He could not have a holiday;
He mourned what his condition was,
He longed 10 put his work away
And then, with care left far behind.
Go forth to play, with peace of mind.
He envied other men who went
To fish beneath the shadows cool;
He envied them the days they spent
Released from Duty's rigid rule.
And thought how happy he would be
For but a single day care-free.
At last his glad old wish came true;
He put his wearing tasks away,
And left his office, feeling blue.
And fearing that he ought 70 stay
He spent three sad weeks feeling sore
To think they would so soon be Ger.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
sb.sn cond.nnsd

OF 14.20s,724 sheep inspected for
food purposes in 1912. only 15,4oz
were condemned. about one-tenth OF
one per cent.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
He Found Out.

How would you like to be an old
mans darling?" he asked.
"Oh, William" she cried. Topping
into his arms. "But, really. never
would have dreamed that you were
day over thirty"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

said
that he prominently
while is believed that will we'll
Catholics
similar
politics He friend of Poro D choice for
minister in De Barra's cabinet
Catholic
practically
let in the republic
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

be so terrible, would it,"
Mercy. yes. Think of what the
women in the congregation would al
ways be saying about her"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Pia Essentials.

To make fall pigs do well. they
must be provided with warm sleeping
quarters at night, and filled with sun
shine during the day
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Treasured.

"You wouldn't marry me for my
money alone, would your the heiress
asked.
"Ah no" replied the count. that
would be cruel. and | have kind
heart"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
pIne ths w,t..

II you have spring ON the farm IL
will pay to pipe, water to the milk
house even If II is \ quarter of a
mile away
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
LIs,a ALWAYS WiIllnn-

Us he a man you can trust?"
ooh, yes, he's man you can trust
II you want to, easy enough"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
NORWAY.

The Fredrikstad labor union at its
last annual meeting sold its property
to a cooperative company. The labor
union gradually rented out it's build
ings to the cooperative company and
built a new large bakery, until its
business was destroyed so that 1t had
to sell out. The labor union had to
sell out to the cooperative company
because this was the only bidder, but
the deal was not closed until the la
Dor union was threatened with COM
plete failure. The price paid was
SIS 900, but the property was worth
about 100000.
Music is looked upon as a pure art.
But now the university of Norway has
given 1t place as a science. Georg
Reiss, secretary of the church depart.
ment, wrote thesis on Music at the
Medieval st. Olaf Cult In Norway"
One of the judges was a Norwegian,
the other Dane, who, after pointing
out the shortcomings of the thesis,
complimented the author. Mr.. Reiss
is the first doctor of music" In Nor.
way. He was born in 1861, and is
organist at the st. Petrus church in
Kristisnia.
The small grain gave bumper
crop in many parts of Gudbrands.
dalen, and nowhere is 1t below the
average. The quality OF the grain is
very fine, The potatoes are of ordi.
nary size. and firm. The root crops
look splendid. The haying in the
mountains was fpished in due season.
The hay crop is as heavy as last year,
The Norwegian G. T. o. has en-.
dorsed those brands of beer which
contain less than two per cent. of al.
cohol. This caused the joint com.
mittee OF the temperance organiza.
tons in Trondhjem to take steps to
read the ~ o. G. T. out OF the ranks OF
the temperance organizations OF the
country
A woman at Glemminge who was
suffering from disease which looked
a good deal like leprosy, was sent to
Kristiania for examination. and the
suspicion of the doctors was verified.
The woman had been sick for several
years. and she had lived in close con.
tact with other people during that
time.
p. Bjornhus and his wife, Serianna,
OF Stenkjar, have celebrated their
iron wedding. having been married 70
years. They are both eighty-six and
one-half years old. but their age seems
to hang very lightly on them. The old
folks have a monopoly of the retail
beer and wine trade of the village,
but other people are now running the
business.
A girl at Indset who had just been
engaged. gave the cows salt, and a
COW pulled of her heavy betrothal
gold ring and swallowed 1t.
Love seems ts be getting a pretty
scarce article in the parish of Fiskum.
People were astonished when 1t was
announced that there were only two
weddings In the parish in 1919. But
in 1918 there is not the least trace
OF wedding.
The government has appointed
committee of six linguists to harmon.
ize the spelling OF Norwegian-Danish
and dialect Norwegian whenever
word is pronounced alike In the two
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

member the committee
Wilson
diplomatic regarded
friends a most WI
children daughter
n Of TWELVE
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
TERRIBLE POSSIBILITY.

We'll, see you're borrowing trou-
BILE again. What's the matter now?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
keen Cows Clean

Keep the cows out OF the mud and
they win be cleaner to milk.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

san his sensational discovery three ago and outside
circles 1t well to realize how
whose bold
of
THEOLOGICAL Backed
Of Ehrchs theories had
world before the
cepion sns steing cure) given
TO the world market
twill be surprising by the time the international
immoasLster, interest
he lives that
similar that
he will
visit
me
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Butter Most Profitable.

Nothing can be marketed from the
EARN more proftably than good butter.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Sought,

' ents for the
5 in various
3 been started.
| b be called at
l Gainesville
chool has been
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Sought.

for divorce In
mony asked Is
Fned for hear
punty district
plaintiff, Eliza
and inhumen
[vers that the
Mcclure, is
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

Washington
he viii able
amnt against
Inn
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
EHRLICH'S SEARCH FOR CURE-ALL

The panacea, or drug that will cure
all diseases, was the dream OF the
ancient student of medicine. 1t has
not yet been found, nor is it likely to
be; yet there is at least one great
medical authority who expects to dis
cover 1t for one particular class OF
iseases-namely those caused by
bacterial infection. There is nothing
illogical in the idea of substance
that Is fatal to all bacterial organ
isms. Indeed, such substances are al
ready known, but unfortunately those
with which most people are familiar
will kill the patient as we'll. In an
address before the recent information
al congress of medicine In London,
Prof. Paul Ehrlich, famous as the dis
coverer of salvarsan, announced his
hope OF obtaining what he calls a
complete radical cure" of all infec-
tive diseases. A report in the Hos
pital (London, August 16) says:
MANY people associate Ehrlich
simnly with the rnuch-talked-of salvar-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
|oxvilIe

zenith reunion
lfantry held in
I sixty-fve sur
half dozen diff
members from
raska. Illinois
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
United.

ranches of the
lurch were or
} of the synod
h at a recent
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Lake.

sh car Hawk
ar Lake more
rom the hatch
hsh were crop
and pickeral.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Doctors.

poctors.
her Of Pens
has officially
and DIR. l.. d.
local board Of
he termination
smbers OF the
lber Of the
tier, is reta n
ON the board
last sixteen
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Claim.

ellen Green OF
in thirty days
aid by a rail-
personal in
will present
, according to
mt filed In the
cen was hurt
e tripped over
alton platform
} station plat
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

Love seems ts be getting a pretty
scarce article in the parish Of Fiskum.
People were astonished when II was
announced that there were only two
weddings In the parish in 1919. But
In 1913 there is not the least trace
OF wedding.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
T AUTO TAX
Share Of Tax
s the Road
County.

ownships OF
rprised(hen
ITO tax money
within t1eir
Pfusal is that
make the inn
Dads required
ship thus ne
AK money for
OF receive the
according to
the last legis-
yen townships
as the board
option In the
several thous-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

A girl at Indset who had just been
engaged. gave the cows salt, and a
COW pulled of her heavy betrothal
gold ring and swallowed It.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

proceeded to Kristiania, Norway.
Lieut.. Jean Sonesson OF the Hal
land regiment has been ordered to
go to Persia to serve as an instruc-
tor OF the gendarmerie of that coun-
try.
A farmer at Venetsborg who was
hauling brick did not return at the
usual time in the evening and a
search was made in the middle of the
night. The result was that the man
was found dead under heavy load.
Certain parties in Hamburg are
planning new steamship line between
Hamburg and Sweden. A Swedish
line, assisted by Hamburg ship
owner, is running two freight steam
ers each way every week, and this is
sufficient to take care of the trade.
The proprietors Of this line foresee
rate war between it and the new
line.
Several Mormon preachers have
been preaching and distributing lit
erature in Vaxio and surrounding
country. The church council OF
vaxio threatened to impose a fine OF
$50 on them II they did not stop their
agitation. But shortly afterwards
they were as busy as ever. and they
were summoned to appear before the
council Instead OF doing this they
sent letter to the council, stating
that their whereabouts was indefinite.
They even made 1t known that they
intend to start some sort of school
In Vaxio.
More than 500 railway cars were
needed for the transportation of men
to the great fall maneuvers In Jamt-
land, and over 600 others were need
ed for horses and other equipment.
The result of the maneuvers are not
known at this writing.
The largest church organ In Swe-
den is to be built In the st. Jacobs
church In Stockholm. II is to have
6Z reeds, The cost OF the organ. not
including the facade. viii be almost
$4,000, and It Is to be completed In
the fall of 1914. 49,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

The government has appointed q
committee of six linguists to harmon.
ize the spelling OF Norwegian-D Danish
and dialect Norwegian whenever a
word is pronounced alike in the two
languages.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
SWEDEN.

A Russian torpedo squadron has
paid visit to Malmo, after which Il
proceeded to Kristiania, Norway.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
AXE SCHOOL.
Looking for
pf a Bogus
Iege.

Marfnx, man.
Business Col
l.. b. Thorn
cal police on
! a fake COM
men left the
mber Of stu
lberships" In
ion fee was
hey collected
a dozen stu
We filed COM
A local refer
d more than
lcerning the
and Thomas
S. The two
ir fake busi-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

The postmaster general Of Sweden
has accepted an invitation to partici-
pate in an international postal expo
sition to be held at Cassel next year,
and has designated ]. Rudbeck Of the
Swedish postal department to take
charge of the Swedish exhibits.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
NO Is
in Securities
ttIantic
YoR'S YARD
m r. M. JOS
tn Dakota
ock Man
| own.

ook that had
an envelope
in notes and
the hotter
bf Frederick.
5 ago, was
e and within
IS home.
taken from
papers were
mayor, who
ents Of the.
y Mr.. Josiah
ederick.
rking on the
( Atlantic is
the finding
shows the
l in the city
Us ago. The
prompted by
Mr.. Josiah.
ind the thief
| he securities
by telegraph
ers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

Lieut. Jean Sonesson OF the Hal
land regiment has been ordered TO
go to Persia to serve as an instruc-
tor of the gendarmerie of that coun-
try
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

A woman at Glemminge who was
suffering from disease which looked
a good deal like leprosy, was sent to
Kristiania for examination. and the
suspicion Of the doctors was verified,
The woman had been sick for several
years. and she had lived in close con.
tact with other people during that
time.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-04-02
PnhIicafinn NnfIce.

State of Illinois, Rock Island Coun
In the Circuit Court of said county.
To the May term, a. d. 1913. In Chan
Gerry.
William H. Riewerts. complainant vs..
D. l.. La Rue; the unknown heirs or
deVisees Of D. l.. La Rue, deceased,
Katie La Rue. Henry c. Kramhoft, the
unknown wife or widow OF Henry 9.
KramhOft; the unknown heirs or devil
sees Of Henry G. KramhOtt, deceased,
and the unknown owners of the south
east quarter Of the northeast quarter Of
section fourteen G4D, also the follow
ing described tract Of land: Commenc-
ing al a stake eleven GlD rods and fif-
teen G5) links south Of the northwest
corner of section thirteen G3J, town
ship nineteen (lS). range two %, east
Of the fourth principal meridian, Rock
Island county, Illinois. thence north ff-
teen l5J rods and ten tloJ links, thence
south seventy-four 90 degrees west
thirteen G3) rods and four ca links,
thence south fOrty-five go degrees ana
thirty 800 minutes east to the place OF
beginning. being ninety One t9l) square
rods all in township nineteen tl9), north
range two 90, east Of the fourth pTinci-
pal meridian, situated in said Rock Is
land county and the said state OF HI
nOis, defendants.
Affdavft Of on-residence of each and
all of the above named defendants hay-
ing been filed I'm the office q the clerk
Of the circuit court Of said county, no
tiCe is hereby given TO each OF said non
resident defendants, that complainant
filed his bill Of complaint IN Sald 'pNI T.
on the ChaHCeTy side thereof, on the
2lst day OF March A. D 1913. and that
thereupOn a summons issued out Of
said court wherein said suit is now
bending. against said defendants above
named, returnable on the first Monday
of May, 1913, as Is by law required.
Now, unless you, the said non resident
! attendants above named and each Of
YOU shall personally be and appear be
| fore said circuit court on the hrst DAY
I Of the next term thereof, 10 be holden
at Rock Island, in and FOR said county,
on the first Monday in May. 1919, next
! and plead, answer or demuE 70 said
same and the matters and things there
I In charged and stated will be taken as
confessed and a decree entered against
. Won according 20 the prayer Of said bill
! In testimony whereof have mere
unto set my hand and affixed the seal Of
/ said court at my ONCE In Rock Island
Itnls 2Ist day Of March, A. D. 1919.
| (SeaD GEORGE ". GAMBLE,
! Clerk
T.,.ore - Cfrrouaou solicitor