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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
THE POPULARITY OF
 BONDS LIVER PILLS

has brought out host of imitators who hope to get their products into use by giving cheaper prices to the retailer. Therefore some retailers will push one of these cheaper" sort when BONDS LIVER PILLS are asked for. Be on your guard; accept only Bonds Pills, the gentle, safe. effective and honest Liver Stimulant. They are no experiment. One pill at bed time is the dose for adults. You wake up well!-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

The greatest ot thoughts has perhaps
 been thought And the greatest word has perhaps
 been said. May be the greatest fight has bcen
 fought.
 The greatest Of mortals perhaps is
 dead, But We never can know and We never
 can guess.
 The greatest of deeds may be yet un-
 done Fate may be looking today to find A man Of the proper mold and kind. And why may not l be the chosen one? We fare on new and uutraveled way That winds along to the dim unknown, Where what may be waiting no man
 can say.
 We know of today and the past alone, But the way forever goes up and up. The past slopes down where the dead
 years lie. Fate may be waiting somewhere to raise Some man over all who have yet earned
 praise,
 And proudly Haunted their banners high
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

I'd like to be as rich as Rockefeller, I'd like to be as strong as Teddy is; I'd like to be as handsome as Apollo Was ere he lost those marble charms
 of his: I'd like to be as powerful as William, Who makes hts German subjects bend
 their knees And have the care-free ways of Weary
 Watkins To come and go and do as l should
 please. I'd like to have the grace to charm the
 ladies,
 I'd like to make men wonder at my wit: wish that l had youth with Ages wig
 dom
 That everything did should make
 hit But seeing that it's idle to go yearning Perhaps it might be sensible for me To work and try to be what God has
 given
 Me strength and opportunity to be.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Question of Hearing.

The burly farmer strode anxiously into the post office
 Have you got any letters for Mike HoWe?" he asked
 The new postmaster looked him up and down.
 For Vho?" he snapped
 Mike Howe?" replied the farmer.
 The postmaster turned aside.
 You don't understand roared the applicant Can't you understand plain English? I asked if you've got any letter for Mike Howe!"
 Well, I haven't" snorted the post master. Neither have I letter for anybody else's COW! Get out"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
RAILROAD SURGEON DISCOV-
 FRS WONDERFUL REMEDY
For Man and Beasti the Old Reliable Dr.. Porter's Antiseptic Healing Oil Relieves Pain. Stops the Bleedinst
 and Heals af the same time.

Thousands of Farmers and Stocktnen know it already, and trial will convince you that DIR. PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL is the most wonderful Remedy ever discovered for Wounds, Burns, Old Sores, Carbuncles, Cranulated Eyelids, all Skin or Scalp Diseases, and also for Barbed Wire Cuts, Calls, Sores, Scratches, Shoe Boils, Warts, Mange on Dogs, etc. Continually people are finding new uses for this famous old Remedy Sold by nearly all Druggists. If your Druggist hasn't 1t, sendus soc. in stamps for me dlum size, or H .00 for large size, and it will De sent by Parcel Post. Money refunded II not satisfactory. We mean 1t. Paris Medicine Go. 2622 Pine St., St. Louis, Mo.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Poor Man,s Meat r

1 In the Woman's Home Companion, Eona Gale. writing an article entitled Ethics and Cooks, says: The family of the legumes, the poor mans meat
 the peas, beans, lentils and peanuts are found next in importance to meat and eggs, with peanuts one of the best balanced foods available, and a peanut butter sandwich is quite as nourishing as a ham sandwich"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
W. N. U., LITTLE ROCK, NO. a4-1s1s.
QUININE AND Ih0N- THE MOST EFFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tasteless chill Tonic eonbines both in tasteless form. The Ouinine drives out Malaria and, the iron builds up the
 System. For Adults and Ch;ldren.

You know what you are taking when you take GROVES TASTELESS chilb TONIC recognized for 30 years as the standard General Strengthening Tonic. It has no equal for Malaria and Fevers. Weakness, general debility and loss of appetite. Removes Bilfousness withouf purging. Relieves nervous depression and low spirits. Invigorating to the pale and sickly. 1t arouses the liver to action and puriies the blood. A true tonic, and sure appetizer. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean it. Soc.
 There is Only One PROMO QUININE" That is LAXATIVE PROMO OUININE Look for signature of E. w. GROVE on every box. Cures Cold in Ore Day. 2sc.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
His Advice.

The portly lady had accidentally taken a rear seat in surface car re- served for smokers. With uncon- cealed indignation she watched the man beside her fill his pipe.
 Sir" finally came her frigid tones, smoking always makes me feel sick. ]"
 Does it now, ma am?" said the man as he carefully lighted up. Then take my advice an quit smoking"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Word in His Own Behalf.

Don't you think" she asked, as they sat down at the table, after the play, and were studying the bill of fare. that people eat too much?"
 Yes" he replied as he noticed that the price for squab was s1.35. and they say it's nothing less than suicidal to eat meat of any kind at this time of night"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Buffalo Lacking in Sympathy.


 An old resident of Heizer, Kan, speaking of the early days on the Kan sas plains, writes: "On one trip that ve took after buffalo hides we had
 tn us an Englishman fresh from jondon. The main herd of buffalo had just passed through and as the hunt CTS had been after their hides, every where or highland and lowland were the skinned cal casss of buffalo. The Englishman was amazed at the waste of meat. Finally, seeing a small herd of old bulls travelling along, he arose to his feet and. taking off his hat. said: Boys, this is awful! should think that the living buffalo would la ment to see their comrades lying thust"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Aecomnlished Youth

Farther Bentover = Whats your nephew that's home from college doin' now?
 Farmer Hornbeak-Nothin', and he's got more original ways of accomplish in it than any feller you ever seen Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
The Kind You Have Always Bought.

public sbeenm
 
 when that the bears black When red. who
 
 present of their families medicines that people who engaged the selling all substitutes medicinal devolves her chid Adults do that for themsel but to he moth / signature OfCZzS<V L<w
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Small Chance.

"Waiteri' called the customer in a restaurant where an orchestra was playing.
 Yes, sir
 Kindly tell the leader of the or chestra to play something sad and low while I dine. 1 want to see if it will have a softening influence on this steak"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
THOUGHT.

But you can't make a machine that will think.
 No, replied the inventor, and l wouldn't if l could-if l thought it would think as some=p people do. "
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Takino and Givino.

You can't" said the philosopher. take from a thing without making it less"
 "Oh. don't know" the fool re piled. Have you ever tried taking light from one candle with another?''
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
He Deserved Relief

Why do you want divorce. any Way? asked the judge when the eighty-year-old plaintiff appeared in court.
 Why. your honor?" the old man echoed Well, the truth is, believe it would kill me if had to live with that woman twenty years longer"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
No. SIX-SIXTY-S1X

This is a prescription prepared es- pecially for Malaria or ChiIs and Fever. Five or six doses will break any case, and if taken then as a tonic Sa fever will not return. 25c-AdY.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Properly Named.

Why does this piano manufacturer call his business an infant industry?" Because he manufactures mostly baby grands.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

When man acquires a peck of trouble it looks to him like bushel and a half
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

Is very sensitive to heat. Use Tyree's Antiseptie Powder for all summer skin affections. It quickly affords the little sufferer relief. 25c. at druggists or sample sent free by J. & Tyree, Chemist, Washington. D. C.-Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Effective.

You say your first speech made several converts?"
 "Yes." an1wered the orator regret fully. from my side to that of the opposition"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Proper Kind.

Amateur Cowboy-I want to get writer to describe how I secured the plains.
 Friend-Then why not get scrub
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
oriofn of Word "sneeze ,

The word sneeze has no possible connection with the verb ito sniff . Properly it should be spelt and pro- nounced "fneeze.' as it was for many years, being an Anglo-Saxon word. II the difficulty of pronunciation, ac
 g, to the,1qtest dictionaries. that
 1lav of tbe, first letter
 ehan4ot as was formerly
 an5use of the old long
 .e 5led in printed books.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Paper and Slate.

My profits are largely on paper" remarked the broker.
 Mine are on the slate" chimed in the foxy coal dealer, with a wink.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Serious,

Dear mel" exclaimed the fond fla ther, anxiously, whatever can be the matter with the baby?-it isn't cry ing g!"-Puck.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Force of Habit.

How is it you can so easily tell a married man in any assemblage?" By the way he listens"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Similarity.

My dog begging for bone is like he argumentative orator" How so?"
 Because he r"ws for a reply"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
1t Sounded So.

Let me see," said the dentist, I'm afraid we'll have to treat-um, yes one tooth, two, three teeth-ah, yes five teeth, eight. elevenH-hah!-th teen teeth. fifteen and two make sev- enteen-"
 Hey, there! Wait a minute" in- terrupted the shaking patient; what do you think you're treating, a comb?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Outside Oninion

Tn this new part that she plays she gets divorce every night
 Well. we'll It must seem just like real life to her
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

FOR WEAKNESS AND LOSS OF APPE-
 TITE.
 The Old Standard general strengthening tonie s GROVES FASpHLES chill TONIC drives out Ma ASria and builds up the system B true tonic ard sure Appetizer For adults and children. 50 cents
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

Many a politician doesn't know which side of the fence he is on until he falls off.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Retort Courteous.

,ell-My face is my fortune. Belle-Then you need never be afraid of fortune hunters.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

Liquid blue is a weak solution. Avoid it. Buy Red Cross Ball Blue. the blue that's all blue. Ask your grocer. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

Unpardoned sin destroys the soul and its natural hopefulness.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

No theughtful person uses liquid blue. It's pinch of blue Tn large bottle water. Ask for Red Gross Ball Blue, the blue that's all blue Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

s.Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children hing. softens the gums. reduces infamma- n,alays pain,cures wind colic ,25c bottle.As
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
How He Knew.

''l have got to quit smoking" ! Doctor order you to?s
 "Oh, no.
 Then how do you know yaa have to quit?"
 My wife told me SO"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

Sometimes a mans friends think of him as his enemies speak of him.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

Most men would be able to fill their stations in life more creditably than they do if they didn't insist on get. ting off at the wrong stations.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Mere Onininn.

One of the differences between a woman who scolds and a man who swears is that the man generally has some excuse for it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

When girl is hard to please she is seldom worth the trouble.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Same Old Story.

Adam Gin the suburbs of the Gar den of Eden)-Now, Eve, you surely aren't going to clamor for clothes already!
 Eve (tearfully)-You know very we'll, Adam, l haven't had decent thing since the fall!-Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
No We'll One Pays.

They talk about lawyers dishon- est accumulations, but look at doc A1,r 2
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

Thirteen states have boiler inspec tion laws
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

, - tlI, - Ye read -RODInSUn DTuSOe
 -~5ou haven't"
 ''Oh, yes, l have" returned Mabel, not to be outdone by a mere boy.
 Now, what does it say at the very last?" he asked
 The little girl studied for a mo- ment, then her face frightened
 Why, it says The End. was the unexpected answer
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
Appropriate One,

What kind of horse do you think Eealld suit a fireman best t?"
 T suppose a plug would"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
INTERNATIONAL SUNDMSC[lOOL
 LESSON
tBy E. o. SELLERS, Director of Even ing Department The Moody Bible h. stitute of Chicago)
LESSON FOR AUGUST 24.
THE BREAD OF HEAVEN.

LESSON TEXT-Ex 16:2-15
 GOLDEN TEXTL"Jesus saith unto Ehoyn l am the bread of life John G:35.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22

Whats the matter with doctors?" Are not all of their earnings ill- gotten gains?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
st How the Book Ended.

:. st How the Book Ended.
 nd Johnny are nice chill hey love to argue. The 'ey got into a heated dis
 to which one had read 19ks. Finally Johnny said;
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-08-22
The Tender Skin of Children

My wife told me so.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-06
RAILROAD COMMISSION PRO.
PosEs TO ELIMINATE UNEQUAL.
IrlEs IN DISTANCE RATES.
RELATION BETWEEN CLASSES OF
RATES VARY WITHOUT REASON
Constantly Appear 70 Create Trouble
in Adjustment Of Various Complaints
Interstate Commissioner Prouty
Calls Attention TO Conditions and
Diseredit. state Schedules.
,ecial to Times-Republican.

Special to Times Republican.
Des Moines, Nov 6.-The Iowa state
board Of railroad commissioners pro-
posed investigation. on its own motion.
Of the Iowa distance schedule only
seeks consistent rates.
This distance schedule was framed
twenty four years ago. There has been
no change in that period. The investi-
cation does not necessarily contem-
plate any substantial advance or re-
duction. But there are number Of
inconsistencies which have no just!-
flcation. The relation between the
classes varies for different distances
without any known reason for the
same, and the increases in the rates
with the distances are inconsistent for
long and short hauls. These inconsist-
encies are constantly being cited in
other cases. Recently in the Chicago
hearing in the case brought by the
Iowa state railroad commission against
the railroads, involving rates % the
western part Of the United States the
relationship between the classes was
Under discussion, and Commissioner
Prouty called specific attention to this
situation. discrediting our schedule. In
the Minnesota rate cases the same in
consistencies were cited as to the Iowa
schedules. The Iowa commission will
attempt to correct this situation and
to place the schedule on a reasonable
basis. The commerce counsel, the rail-
way companies. and the traffic men Of
the state will be invited to participate.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-06

cattle and 2,760 bushels Of wheat In
| the past nine months. for which he has
received $27.054.15. This is an average
! Of over $56 returns from each acre OF
land Most Of the stock has been raised
on his farm while some of it was
bought and fattened as an investment
and was all sold at good prices. Mr..
Way has probably made the largest
shipments Of stock and wheat of any
man In this part Of the state this year
Sisournsy.
The Sigourney Electric Company has
been rebuilding its power plant in
Sigourney, and in 81 few days every
thing will be complete. The plant has
been rebuilt and completely overhauled
An additional large boiler and engine
has been installed, making three boil
ers and engines the plant will operate
III the future. Recently the Sigourney
Electric Company bought the What
Cheer plant and the currelt will be
conducted from here to that plant. The
Sigourney plant will in the future furn-
ish light for What Cheer, Delta, FIRE.
mont, Hedrick and Martinsburg. Twen
ty-four hours current will be furnished
for each Of the neighboring towns and
it Is said the .iskts in the other towns
are Of as gooi quality as the home
lights.
Dos Moines.
Ng Poon Chew, called the mark
Twain of China" will be one of the
principal speakers at the Iowa christian
citizenship conference to be held in
Des Moines Nov. 10 and IA. ]. Boggs
Dodds, D. D., secretary Of the Nation
al Reform Association, who is organiz-
ing the conference, has the support of
Attorney General George Cosson and
other prominent men. The convention
will open Thursday evening at Cen
trail Church Of Christ with Hon. B. w.
Garrett, clerk Of the supreme court Of
Iowa, presiding. Friday morning Rev.
Rowland Hanson will discuss Mar
riage and Divorce" Friday afternoon
DR.. j. S. Martin, of Pittsburgh, will be
the speaker and Friday evening Judge
Mckenzie Cleland, of Chicago. will dis
cuss 1.-THE Responsibility Of the Church
to the Criminal"
Shenandoah.
The Continental Gas and Electric
Company Of Cleveland, o., owners of
the Red Oak and Shenandoah and the
Plattsmouth, Neb., electric plants, is
building one Of the longest transmits
sion lines in the state. The company
will discontinue using the plant in
Plattsmouth and supply the current
from the Red Oak plant Besides
PIattsmouth current will be furnished
Emerson, Hastings. Malvern and Pa
cific Junction. The line will cross the
Missouri river between steel towers,
and will be carried forty miles thru the
country parallel to the Burlington
right Of way on wood poles The volt
age on the new line will be $4,000 ex-
ceeding by several thousand the voltage
carried on the transmission lines I,
this part Of the state, which is usual
about $4,000. The Lee Electric Con-
pany Of Clarinda, 10 another large cd
trail producer of current and their
plant at the Page county seat IL now
furnishing power and lights for Grav-
ity, Corning, College Springs. Bedford.
New Market. Braddyville, Shambaugh
and Elmo. Mo.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-06
HosD to Make
Better Cough Syrup than
You Can Bay
A Family supply, Saving %
and Fully Guaranteed.

A full pint of cough syrup-as much
be made at home. You will find nothing
more quickly. usually conquering it in
side of "a hours. Excellent, too, for
spasmodic Group, whooping cough, bron-
chial asthma and bronchitis.
Mix one pint of granulated sugar with
" pint of warm water, and stir for 2
minutes. Put 21a ounces of Pinex fifty
cents WORTHY in pint bottle, then add
the Sugar Syrup. 1t keeps perfectly.
Take teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
This is Just laxative enough to help
relieve q cough. Also stimulates the
appetite, which is usually upset by .
cough. The taste is pleasant.
The effect of pine and sugar syrup ON
the inflamed membranes is we'll known.
Pinex is . most valuable concentrated
compound of Norway white pine extract,
rich in yuaiacol and other natural
healing pine elements. Other prepara-
lions will not work in this combination.
This Pinex and Sugar Syrup remedy
has often been initiated, but the old sue
cessful mixture has never been equaled.
It is now used In more homes than any
other cough remedy.
A guaranty Of absolute satisfaction,
or money promptly refunded, goes with
this preparation. Your druggist has
Pinex, or will get It for you. If not,
send to The Pinex Co. Fl Wayne, Ind.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-06
FATHER JOHNS MEDICINE a BLESSING TO
EVERY h0ME-lT CURED MY ChlLDk1

Il send my childrsnp pactsrss -
hoping their sxpss1aaos WIN -
bsneft 70 other little snas ealn
from bronchitis. have tried =
many remedies but meme - 80 ~:
Father Johns. II - . blessing - eyoy
hozne." (signed> Nrs. Thea. D.
NilE ST. Troy. N. X.
When the children have . cel1 -
cough or when they need . toniA 0Q01s
ers should be careful nevee - o1S4!
them anything containing alooh0 ~
dangerous drugs. Because q do1o 49,
contain these drugs o. alcohol - An4
form. Father Johns Medicine = . ooo
medicine to give the children. xAou
sands Of mothers uss It In their 111
right along. It has . history Of - yoooo
Of success In tho Treatment Of co1G
colds and throat and lung troub1oA r.
well as q tonic and body buildse. -
ingredients Of Father Johns Ao1l01ne
are pure and Wholesome food Tor tA1oo
who are weak and run down. Il = -
q patent medicine but Doctors peo-s
scription. Get . bottle todAy.-AAv.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-06
Beaman News ltsms.
IN Times-Republican,

Special to tmeS-Republican.
Beaman, Nov. ct. H. Jones. wife
and granddaughter. Of Ventura. Cal,
are visiting relatives and acquaint-
ances here. They were early pioneers
Of Marshall county. They went to
California twenty-six years ago and
this is the first time that Mr.. Jones has
been back to his old home. He says
this country looks better to him than
ever. His wife Is sister Of Mrs. H.
I. Jones. OF Marshalltown.
DR.. Penfield, w. n. Smith and W. E.
Arnold are all very Ill and no hopes
for their recovery are entertained.
Robert Langstroth Is putting new
cupola on the high school building.
The cupoia was struck by lightning
and burneds-Aut by heroic work the
building was saved.
Quite a number of the farmers will
finish picking corn this week. The
yield is average. about fifty bushels.
and some report as high as seventy
five bushels.
D. B. Simms has shipped In about
1000 head of sheep for feeding.
w. H. Ryan. Of Vienna. shipped 500
sheep to Chicago last Sunday. which
brought the highest price on that days
market.
Mr.. Lyon. Of Nashville. Ill.,. Is here
visiting his sister. Mrs. Oglesby, wife
of the c. a N. w. railway agent.
E. H. Kitzman has his new house
about completed. It Is one Of the best
farm residences in this part Of the
county. Sherm Simms is also building
a fine home. It Is supposed that the
sons Of these men will occupy them.
Amy Smith has gone to Garwin to
visit old friends and buy some Tama
county land.
Joe Schrofel bought 240 acres in
Minnesota last week, paying $s5 per
acre.
Joe Kalans got his knee caught IN
a wagon wheel in such manner as to
twist 1t out Of Joint.
Mrs. G. c. Patti had the misfortune
to break her arm while cranking her
auto.
George cootes Is building q new
house for his tenant.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-06
DRUGGISTS GO UNPUBLISHED.
Claim Ignorance Of Use Of Herein BY
"Dops" Fiends.

SiaIm Ignorance OF Use OF Noroin BY
"Dops" Fiends.
Special to Times Republican.
Mason City. Nov. "a. c. Wilson.
of Oelwein. representing the state
pharmacy board, has concluded his in
vestigation here relative to the sale OF
heroin. a derivative of opium. He was
called here BY the city commissioners
to examine into the cause OF the &C
cidental death of young man OF this
city. The man VINO did the killing had
taken this dope" From information
gained from Mr.. Wilson little was
known of this drug as a dope medi-
cine. 1t was snuffed into the nostrils
by most of the young men who used
it. The druggists who were up before
the examination board said that they
had no knowledge Of it ever being used
as substitute for either morphine or
cocaine. The inspector decided that
owing to the fact that SO few druggists
OF the state had any knowledge that
it could be put to such use there would
be no further punishment OF those who
hal been guilty of its sale hut the
news would be disseminated over the
state so that the sale as a dope could
be suppressed by we'll meaning drug
giStS.