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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
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('HAI|I'R|iITERS
Are Issued by the Secretary
of State to d Number
of Concerns.

sf8PEGlALTo THN IELEGNAA's .
CHARLESTON, May 1S.-The fol-
lowing charters have, been issued by
Secretary. of State Reed:
western Rivers Company, of Point
Pleasant, w. Va, to engage in gem
eral contracting, engineering, dredg-
ing, construct. own and operate boats
authorized capital, 100000. Incor-
porators: NJ. T. Epling. of Hender-
son, W. va, Homer Smith. c. X
BBlackwood. c. R. MccuIloch and J..
S. Spencer, all of Point Pleasant.
Equitable Oil and Gas Company, OF
Washington, D. c.. to operate for
drilling oil and gas In Richie county.
w. va. Authorized capital, $4,000.
Incorporators: R. B. PARROT, NJ. NJ
Caskie. w. S. Watts. A. N o. Hud-
son and George n. Jesse. all of Wash
ington.
The Camp Glass Company, of Hun
tington, w. Va, to manufacture and
market all kinds of glassware Au-
thorized capital, $4,000 Incorpora-
tors: T. w. Camp. of smethport, Pa;
John C. Todd. of Mt. Vernon, o.; II.
A. Zeller, B. c. Mccomas and George
T. McComas. all OF Huntington, 49,
Bankers OIL Company, of shinnston,
w. va. to drill for oil and gas in Nc
Kim and Lafayette districts Of Pleas
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
OF the charge I hat He Il
Acting as a Thug in
..-...--..-..-G Coal Bistrict.%.-c----.s.s,
olaAHdlEsr6N Size y ,asEwant

oHAHdlEsToM 5iad rs want
to say that it is absolutely false, this
report that John Meere, former
president OF the Street Car Union at
Wheeling, is acting as a thug or
Baldwin guard ON ,sGabin creek,
said Thomas Haggerty. dean of the
organizers and member of the ma
-ticnal board. United Mine Workers
of America. u spent much time
with Mr. Moore and 1 know what his
from the governor were,
and know also that he was sent to
the district because of his afiiliation
with organized labor and would see
that the unions interests were fairly
represented.
~ hate to see man jumped onto
,by some irresponsible characters
whose purpose is to wreck rather
than help. I feel that amin a
measure responsible for Mr.. Moore
being sent to Cabin creek to help
straighten out the trouble, and
therefore feel l ought to reply to the
=falsehoods, made by alleged union
men, and published at Wheeling
concluded Mr. Haggerty.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
TRADE EXCURSION.

GRAFTON. May 1s-Business
men OF the city have planned big
trade booming excursion for May 26
and %, on which days a special
train will visit all towns within ra-
dius OF 100 miles of this city. located
on the four railroad lines leading out
OF Grafton. About 100 business men
have signi6ed their intention of go
ing on the special.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
FOR ITaLTAN GOVERNMENT.

PAIRIlERSBURG, May lS-Ih.e
local plant of the Standard OIL Com
pany is filling a large order for,the
Italian government for high grade
of gasoline, which cannot be pro
duced in any other section of the
United States on account OF the hign
grade and quality demanded. The
order is for 5000 barrels and the
fluid lis to he used, inl.8lie aeropiane
service of the italian government.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
FINED FOR FIGHTING.

Charles johnson, colored, has
paid fine of s. and costs in Magis-
trate T. c. Nicewarner's court for
fighting a day or two ago in Water
street with another colored fellow
The fine was imposed at the close Of
a hearing held Monday night
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
MIsCELLANEoUs

WANTED-Your pipes and umbrel-
las for repairing. Umbrellas re-
covered. Levy's Smoke House
332 West Pike Street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RENT-5 room, modern cottage
| house, cNf1paished Throughout, for
| famflS sof two. For information call
/ al III school street or call Home
! phone 651-X, Bell 1014-J.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RRNT-6 room house, with bath,
Kelly street, Kelly Hill. $50 per
month. C. G. Mccarty, McCarty
Building.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR SALE-Rhode Island Red Eggs,
from hens of fine laying strain, well
Bred, and deep color. 75c for 10
eggs. Call Consolidated phone 64S-X
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR SALE-A match pair OF male
collie pups; months old: solid
white bodies and tan heads. G. II.
Pue. Adamston, w. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RENT-Two aFnished rooms
for light housekeS ping; first floor;
sslFse5 of Bell phone and bath, 107
ESTSsf Ropl styeet, or inquire at
sag Shop, Henry Meth
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

WANTED-Eyery business man In
CIarksburg to try the Telegram JOB
Department for his next printing
order.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

IF Y0U HAyRiA BUSINESS or half
interest in a business, worth from
50 900 to $1,000 for sale address
..Business" care Telegram Office.
All correspondence will be treated
confdentia1ly.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

If YOU WANT TO BUY, nice lot,
sixe 40x120 feet, on Broaddus ave-
nue., at a bargain price, call or adj
dress Real Estate Bargain" care
Telegram Office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

JERSEY BBIL-The services Of q
thoroughbred Jersey bull for breed
ing may be obtained until July list.
at q location on Water street be-
tween Pike and Main. The animal is
two years old and of very fine breed
ing. Guarantee for fee OF 50 in adj
vance. Call Bell phone S54-R or at
$50 East Pike street, for any infor-
nation desired.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOX RENT-BIacksmith shop, Include
ign tools, good stand and lots of
work. Located at Mt. Clare. Apply
TO l. N. Perrin, Mt. Calre, w. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RENTEFurnished fiat on the
yceorffGr of Pike and Chestnut street.
80 per month. Apply at 1862 Broad
dus avenue, or call Bell phone
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

TELEPHONE-Y0ur SUBSCRIPTIONS 70
TIE LADIES' HOME JOURNALS
THE SATURDAY EVENING POSTs
THE COUNTRY GENTLEMAN;
&I.5O each. Grace Z. Keyes. Bell
6es.J.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
FOUND

FOUND-Frfday, a pair of new check
line on West Pike street. Owner
can get same at 232 Maple avenue,
by paying advertising charges.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

Those work seekers who expect to
md a job through one publication
of a want ad in the Telegram are
sometimes disappointed - though
not alwaysI .---..l.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RFNT-TwO rooms furnished
for light housekeeping. Use OF bath
and phone. Apply at 159 Elliott
| St, or call Bell phone S4o-L.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

STORE ROOM FOB RENT
Corner Fifth and Main
streets, 23x120 feet. G. @.
McCarty, McCarty Bldg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

TOR RENT-One ) room apartment,
with private haH and bath, tirstff oor,
/ cooE and pleasant. sSAppiy{8tp sChas:
%. johnson, Broaddus 3 apartnent
Bell phone 609-R.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR SALE-Threc room bungalow on
lot 50x5O; also lots 25x50, and 25x
rs. For lease corner lot 50x115 for
business. For rent four room bun
galow partially furnished for fam
lily of adults. Apply to owner on
promises. Reynolds addition, North
view. Az
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RENT-Three or four unfurnish-
ed rooms. cheap to -family without
I children. All modern conveniepcesf
/ oakland wa tea, sfhrnisheds EonFen5
| .&h45to business sectibns Possession
.at-once. Inquire room 6, L o. OFT
| Bldg, or 44s South Chestnut street;
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR ,:RENT-Yery desirable rooms
furnished for light housekeeping, in
a new. house, front and back porches,
gas range and sink in kitchen, cen
trally, located 319 Parrill Court.
Second street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished
rooms for light housekeeping. Use
of Bell phone. Call Bell phone, 724-R
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
WAL PAPER AND PAINTING
- LANG

- The Decorator.
Phones: Bell 1851. Home 45-Y.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RENT nicely furnished rooms
for light housekeeping. use OF bath
and phone; good location. Apply
at GAL West Pike street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
WANTED TO RENT

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NANTED-Two nice cool rooms for
light housekeeping. Family of
three. Call Anderson. Bell phone
45-w. Home phone 113-Y
WANTED At ONCE-Room and board
by young man and wife, or two or
three. furnished. rooms for light
Housekeeping Address "R. E. c.
care Telegram Office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

Monday, May 9Th, Q Fox
Z hound, AIRED tan, with white breast
and tip, end OF all. four feet white
about one inch slit in right ear.
Liberal reward for return or infor-
x snaton regarding same to II. L.
Mitchell. NJ Clare, w. Va
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

sgentIemaa taking pack
age, containing rain coat and three
shirt waists from Lowndes store IS
known to clerks, and unless same
is returned will be prosecuted ac-
cordfng to law. Return to Lowndes
store. No questions asked.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

LOSr-A necklace with a brilliant
set cross and rope chain, on Mon
ticello avenue to the Catholic
church. If the finder returns to 119
Martin street Broad Oaks, will re-
ceive reward
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RRNT-A 3 room house to a re-
spectacle colored family. Rear ooe
Monticello avenue. Rent 80 % per
month. Apply at Levy,s Cigar Store.
332 West Pike street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RFNT-One wen furnished room
suitable for two gentlemen or man
and wife. Modern conyenieHces.
Inquire at 653 Mulberry street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
gOR sALE-HousehoId furniture;

FOR SALE-Cotfage Of 4 rooms, good
lot, Industrial and near street car.
Price 100000 cash or on payment
plan. See Lyach- Elliott: Co., 716-
!717 Con building. e
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
WANTED-Female Help

WANTED-Colored woman for general
homework out of town. good pay to.
right party Address W.. care
Telegram ,ofice.7t lC,aeA5s
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
BoARpERs WANTED

LOST-On the streets of CIarksburg
about three weeks ago, a solid gold
watch, size 1 1S.;f.movement No.
: 120432271jcase No. 637S04S. $40 re-
ward. IL returned to Ed. Aronen, r.
Ed. No. 8, Box 81, Clarksburg. w.
va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

FOR RENT-Iarge furnished front
room for two or three gentlemen
639 West Pike street Two minutes
walk from Victoria theater.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
HOW TO TREAT PIMPLES AND
BLACKHEADS

For pimples and blackheads the fol.
lowing is a most effective and eco
nomical treatment: Gently smear the
affected parts with Cuticura Oint-
ment, on the end of the finger, but
do not rub. Wash off the Cuticura
Ointment in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water and continue
bathing for some minutes. This treat
ment is best on rising and retiring.
At other times use Cuticura Soap
freely for the toilet and bath, to as
sist in preventing inflammation, irri-
tation and clogging of the pores, the
common cause Of pimples, blackheads,
redness and roughness, yellow, oily,
notify and other unwholesome condi-
tons of the skin.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each.
free with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston"
Adv.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
1t Didn't Matter.

When Fred Kelly made a start in
journalism he was put on reporting
One night he was sent to big fire
down town. A reporter named
Brown was sent with him. 1t was a
large fire, and presently Brown dis
appeared. A wall had fallen, and
Kelly was sure Brown was under it.
He rushed to the telephone and called
up his city editor.
Say" he shouted into the tele-
phone, Brown is gone. He's burned
up"
whats that?" asked the city edi-
tor.
Brown is burned up, l tell you
He fell into the fire.
Can right" said the city editor,
hanging up the telephone, "Ill send
down another man."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
DISGUSTING Stupidity.

do you really and truly think l am
beautiful" she asked.
You are simply divine" he replied
But there are other girls whom
you think more beautiful than l."
mo, | don't think there is a more
beautiful girl in the world than you"
There are other girls you think
are just as beautiful, though"
You are more beautiful than any
other girl l ever saw"
Il suppose there are plenty of girls
whom you consider almost as beauti
full as l am"
Il think you are far more beauti-
full than any other girl that ever
breathed"
well, why didn't you say that in
the first place."
That was what l meant, if l didn't
exactly say So" -
"Oh, well, go on. My goodness!
Must l suggest everything nice that
you say to me?" '-
What more. can / say"
Heavens! I'm not going to sit
here giving you lessons. | thought
the way you started out that you
had made love before"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
HAS ANYONE ELSE MET HIM?
Kansas City Paper Tells Story of En-
counter With Automobiles That
Is Hard to Believe.

Thus cynically does the Kansas City
Independent speak of the motorist
who cares for something else than
speed-for he does really exist, ap-
pearances to the contrary notwith-
standing:
We came upon the motor car stand
ing on the brow of the hill.
"Hello!"' we said to the chauffeur.
Broken DOWN."
mo, SIR" he responded.
"Out of gasoline?"
mo, sir We have plenty"
"Tire punctured?"
mo, sir. The tires are in perfect
condition"
Lost your way?"
mo, sir. The country hereabouts
is very familiar"
Dropped something from the auto?"
mo, sir. Nothing of the sort"
'Then why are your standing here |?
Why are you not shooting down the
hill and across the level at a terrific
speed"
81 do not care to do that" said the
owner of the machine, who had been
silent until this moment. Whenever
come this way have my car stopped
here so that l may enjoy the magnit-
cent view from this elevation"
With frightened glance at him, we
turned and fastened to the nearest
town, to warn the officials that a per
son evidently insane was at large IN
an automobile.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Healthy Baby is
Precious Blessing
To Make 1t Healthy and
Keep 1t HeaIfhyUSe a Re-
liable Baby Laxative

In spite of the greatest personal
care and the most intelligent attention
to diet, babies and children will be-
come constipated, and it is fact that
constipation and Indigestion have
wrecked many young life. To start
with a good digestive apparatus is to
start life without handicap.
But as we cannot all have perfect
working bowels we must do the next
best thing and acquire them, or train
them to become healthy. This can be
done by the use of laxative-tonic
very highly recommended by great
many mothers. The remedy is called
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin and has
been on the market for two genera
tions. 1t can be bought conveniently
at any drug store for fifty cents or
one dollar a bottle, and those who are
already convinced of it's merits buy
the dollar size.
It's mildness makes it the ideal medi-
icine for children, and it Is also very
pleasant to the taste. 1t is sure in
it's effect and genuinely harmless.
Very little of it is required and it's
frequent use does not cause it to lose
its effect as is the case with so many
other remedies.
Thousands can testify to its merits
in constipation, Indigestion, bilious
ness, sick headaches, etc, among them
reliable people like Mrs. NJ Johnson,
752 Dayton St, Kenosha, Wis. She is
the mother of little Dorothy Johnson
who was always in delicate health I'M
til her mother gave her Dr. Cald-
welrsSyrup Pepsin. Mrs Johnson says:
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28

IT'S dow the thig to sig of sprig
With all it's gadsobdess,
With all its birds upod the wig,
With baids id airy dress,
Therefore l twag upod by Tyre
Ad try with all by blight
To bravely strike poetic fire
Ad voice by souls delight.
AS Browdig says the hills dew-pearled.
The sdail is cd the thord,
Ad thigs are all right with the world
At least they are this bord
Toborrow it bay sdow sobe bore
Or blow beds whiskers loose;
But let us dot put up a roar.
For what would be the use?
BY dose is clogged, By eyes are red,
BY throat is sore ad raw,
BY joits all ache, so does by head,
BY breath is hard to draw,
But sprig is here with all its cheer,
So let us cease to fret,
Ad sig ad sbile ad Gig while
To wi'ter faddels yet.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Warranted In Using cuss Words.

A small boy in Fort Scott was out
playing with his wagon one day and
just at the critical moment one wheel
came off. The youngster walked
around the wagon several times and
surveyed it with the air of one accus-
toned to disappointments. AS he
dragged the wagon to his home he met
a boy friend who joined him, and to-
gether they trudged on, the Fort Scott
Tribune says. The owner of the wag-
on sat on the front step with for
lorn look; then quickly Frightening up
he exclaimed: Let's cuss." "All
right" returned the other, "Cuss, cuss,
cuss. kansas City Star.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28

81 never saw such rapid improvement
in the health Of anyone. Syrup Pep
sin is a wonderful remedy and shall
never be without it again.. Thousands
keep DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin con-
stantly in the house, for every men,
Der of the family can use it from in
infancy to old age. The users of Syrup
Pepsin have learned to avoid cathar-
tics, salts, mineral waters, pills and
other harsh remedies for they do but
temporary good and are shock to
any delicate system.
If no member of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin, and you would
like to make a personal trial of it be-
fore buying it in the regular way of
druggist, send your address, postal
will do-to DR.. w. B. Caldwell,
2O3 Washington Street, Monticello, ILL.,,
and a free sample bottle will be
mailed you.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
No Time to Waste,

He lived each day as if he thought
That day might be his last;
Yet little was the good he wrought,
And wide the gloom he cast
He lived each day as If in fear
That no new day might dawn;
But there is little weeping here
Because he's dead and gone.
He charmed no others tears away
And made no other glad;
But tried, somehow, to get, each day,
All that his neighbors had.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Back to Nature.

MRS. Penrose seems to be going in
to a decline"
why do you think SOP"
"She has become so hollow chested
and pale looking lately"
"Oh, that's nothing to be alarmed
at. She's merely getting back to ma
ture by cutting out rouge and pad
ding"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Trouble of His Own.

"Do you believe denudation of the
forests is going to ruin the country? ?"
Il don't know. I've been 30 busy
trying to save my hair that haven't
had time to bother about the forests"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Safe Bet.

"Oh," said the man who was fond of
quoting, that mine enemy would write
a book"
HUH" replied bystander. "I'll bet
he's done it. You just said he was
from Indiana, didn't your"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Not a Case of Treat

How long has the doctor been treat.
ing your wife?"
"Treatin' her? Gosh, if you seen
his bills you wouldn't think there was
much treatin' about it."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Dennerate

What's that terrible fight going on
over there?"
"Oh, that's just an alderman trying
to prevent a corporation agent from
crowding $1,000 into his pocket
Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28

corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken;
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishng it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
it. Price rs cents. All Druggists
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Purely Accidental.

Had any accident on this road
lately?" asked the traveller.
yep" replied the man who hangs
around the station. Three trains
came In on time last week"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
ASK FOR ALLENs FOOT-EAsE.

the Antiseptic powder to shake into your
shoes Relieves Corns. Bunions. Ingrowing
Nails. Swollen and Sweating feet, Blisters
and Callous spota Sold everywhere, Csc.
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. NY. Adv.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
ANY Old WAY.

What is your name?"
"Ephriam Ebenezer," replied the
small colored boy
How do you spell it?"
Tain no use to worry bout dat;
jes' suit yourself. l ain puhtic'la
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Imnortant TO Mo,hsra
Like an Old Fool.

Sillicus-What is the age of discre-
ton?
Cynicus-There isn't any. l know
a man over seventy who married his
fourth wife the other day.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
BY contraries.

Things go by contraries in this
world. People who have nothing to
say are always talking.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
CONSTIPATION

Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are unlike all 9TH
er laxatives or cathar-
tics. They coax the
liver into activity by
gentle methods, they
do not scour; they do
not grippe; they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secretions
of the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Perfectly Clear.

Il wonder why SO many trains are
late?" said young Mrs. Torkins as she
watched the man chalk up the figures
on the blackboard
We'll" replied her husband, "for
one thing, traffic is much heavier than
1t used to be-"
"Of course! And the heavier a load
is, the harder work locomotive has
to pull it,"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28
Investigation Further

"Dobbies word is as good as his
bond"
Exactly. How good is his bond?"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28

Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUINlNB. Look
for the signature of H. W. GROVE. Cures a Cold
In One Day, Cures Grip In Two Days. SC
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28

Too Much.
my feelings have been laceratcd."
did it take?"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28

How did yo' all get yo' nose bust
ed?"
Il done slipped down an plumb lit
on my back"
But, name O. goodness, sah!-yo'
nose isn't located on yo' back"
mo, sab; an needer was Brudder
Jones'"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-03-28

TDNH1OFT'
did old Closetist give you anything
for the charity benefit fund.-"
"Oh, yes; he gave me his candid
opinion of it.