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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-10
DEADLY Parallel.

"Theres no doubt about my getting
in" said the newly arrived shade to
Saint Peter. Here's a newspaper
clipping of the eulogy the minister dc.
livered at my funeral" Take THIS
returned Saint Peter, handing the
clipping to the Recording Angel, land
compare It with his past perform
ancea."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-10
He Knew Better.

Newitt-"They say that the person
with n strong imagination has abso-
lutely no head for figures" Marryat-
Don't you believe 1t. When my wife
gets her Imagination at work upon
her age she can make arithmetic look
silly."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-10
Think of Others.

We can only have the highest hap
piness, such as goes along with being
q great man, by having wide thoughts,
and as much feeling for the rest of
the world as for observation-disclosures
Eliot
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-10

II you have not slept. or If you have
slept, II you have the headache, or
Ieprosy. or thunderstroke, beseech
you by all the angels to hold your
peace and not pollute the morning.
Emerson.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-10
a 49,. A
YlnOl
Will Build
Y GU UD
and Make
You Strong

Old people, tired, weak,
run down people, delicate
children, frail mothers, and
those recovering from severe
illness, this is a fact.
Thousands of genuine tes-
timonials from reliable peo>
pie prove this claim, and to
further support the fact and
prove our faith in what we
say, we unhesitatingly de-
clare that any one who will
try a bottle of VINOL will
have their money returned
without question if they are
not satisfied that it did them
good.
e. M. LAAKMAN, Agent.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-10
Kept His Money Buried.

Fearing the approach OF death, A.
+. Harry, Familiarity known az
Doc" Harvey, former treasurer Of
DeKaib county, called his sou to his
bedside, told him to take "A shovel
and directed him To "a certain peach
tree in the orchard, informing him
he would find three glass fruit jars
filled with money. The sou, Frank
Harvey. St. Joseph salesman, did
as directed aud unearthed the jars,
which contained approximately 81 900
most of it being in gold. Just how
long ii had been buried there Harvey
declines to say, but there has been
rumor In Maysville for years to
the effect that the elder Harvey had
large sum of money secreted on
the premises. II has been his Gus
tom for years to pay his taxes In
gold.-St. Joseph Observer.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-04-10

Why change climates for your
health when you can have your body
changed to suit the climate by the
Osteopath, DR.. Cannon, Pennington,
Mo. He will work on your body so
as to free the nerve and blood cir
culation, then disease will disappear.
adv.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
"VAMPS" HEAR OF "V0TES'
Port Washington Entertains
Suffragists and Firemen.

Port Washington dreamed il was
Spanish omelet last night II had not
been INDUCING in the pleasures of the
chatting dish. either. The delusion was
visual, rather than dietetical, due to an
orgy of yellow votes for women banners
and scarlet fremen's coats.
General Resale Jones and the fire
mems tournament struck the town at the
same hour. Mrs. James Lees Laidlaw,
Mrs. Frederick Green, and Mrs. 4. C..
Kilduff. president Of the newly organized
Port Washington Association. went forth
t. meet the General" who was 10 ar
rive about noon. with Mrs. Wilmer
Kearns in the Liberty chariot" the 1776
wagon which belongs To the Long Island
suffragists. Word came from Oyster Bay
that the ancient one-hoss shay had col
lapsed with the General" in IT, No, she
wasn't hurt, but the wagon was unable
TO proceed. So the General and Mrs.
Kearns came ingloriously to town in one
of the Generals" automobiles.
The fremen invited Miss Jones to oc-
cupy the seat OF honor on the fire en-
CINE in the parade. but she refused. My
speciality is walking" she said.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
SENATORS TILT OVER
CASTE AT NAVY MESS
Kern Scores "Perfumed" OFF,
GERS, but Says Daniels's Re-
mark Has Been Distorted.
IRON The Tribune Bureau.l

Washington, Aug. 2.-Secretary Dan
iels's policy Of "democratizing' the navy
by having officers and enlisted men eat
at the same mess was made the occasion
for sharp passage at arms in the Sem
ate to-day between Senators Gallinger
and Kern the latter scoring the per
fumed officers" who attempted TO set up
caste" in the naval establishment
Senator Swanson started the discussion
by asking that Secretary Daniels's ad-
dress at the Naval Academy commence
ment be printed as a public document.
Senator Gallinger asked II the address
advocated what Secretary Daniels had
advocated elsewhere. that the officers
and seamen Of the navy should be re-
quired to eat at mess together
"A question has come up repeatedly In
the former regime" said Senator Kern,
"as 10 whether or not a sailor should re-
ceive promotion, no matter how meri-
torious he was. ] have an instance in
mind now where n clean. bright eyed,
studous. hard working sailor had pre-
and when the application came before
some DOard-l 90 not KNOW the Hhllle VI
1.-THE proposition was made that he
should not be advanced because II would
not do to have a common sailor in the
mess with the officers. | understood the
Secretary OF the Navy is opposed 10 that
declaration OF caste.
1.-The declarations were in effect that
where a common sailor and seaman Of
any kind had worked himself up and be-
come capable Of becoming an officer that
II did not lie in the face Of any of these
perfumed officers to object to him because
they did not feel like sitting at mess with
a man who had been common sailor.
have heard the Secretary Of the Navy ex-
press that kind of sentiment. opposed TO
that sort of declaration as TO caste. that
seemed an un-American proposition. /
have never heard him make any state
ment that the common sailor and the Off
GERS Of the navy should mess together,
and have no doubt but that the declara-
ton ne made has been distorted so as to
give il that color"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
MAIL AT FREIGHT OFFICE
That's What Parcel Post Cuts
MAY Mean, Says Senator.

Washington, Aug. Zone cent postage
rather than reduced parcel post rates
was the plea Of Senator Bryan In speech
to-day in defence Of his opposition to
Postmaster General Burleson's orders re-
ducing parcel post rates in the first and
second zones on August Is.
'If we lose more than seven cents a
pound in the transportation of newspapers
and magazines, how can we expect 10
make a profit In the transportation OF
merchandise which is likely to be much
more bulky and expensive?" he asked.
"a former Postmaster General has
transported second class mail matter by
freight. With much further extension
the present Postmaster General will DE
transporting freight by mail. Unless We
stop until We have more information,
pretty soon the people will go 10 the
freight Offices to get their mail and to
the postoffce to get their freight"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
MlSHAP ON NEW SUBMARINE
Five Men Overcome by Fumes,
but Are Soon Revived

Provincetown, Mass, Aug. 2-Five ma.
chanics employed on the new submar,r.
CO at this port were overcome by ea,o
lene fumes to-day. A launch was san,
ashore for medical assistance, but hs,o.'
the two doctors who responded reaches
the submarine all OF the men had been ra
vived.
The mechanics were recharging the b.,
teries with the aid Of dynamo opera,aa
by a gasolene engine Ordinarily ~
fumes would have escaped through N.
hatchway. but they were held down bv =
sultry heavy air. and the men war;
gradually affected. One OF them suddar,,,
realized their danger and shouted %,
help. Aid was quickly at hand, and tba
men were hauled one by one TO the dacL
All were unconscious when they reached
the air, but they were soon restored ana
none of them is much the worse for M,
experience.
The G-6 was built by the Cramp Shin.
building Company. Of Philadelphia. She
was scheduled to have an acceptance trial
to-day, and the five naval officers com.
posing the trial board were on board the
schooner William Green near by when
the mishap occurred.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
Montana Democratic Senator
Accepts Free Wool and Sugar
and Defends Them.
SETTLES IDEA OF PASSAGE
Only Question Now Is Date OF
Final Vote, and Leaders
Plan to Expedite Bills
Consideration.

Washington. Aug THE security OF
the Democratic position with respect 70
the tariff bill was further demonstrated
today by Senator Walsh. Of Montana,
one Of the early reCalcitrants and wool
grower. who made an elaborate defence OF
the free sugar and free wool provisions
Of the measure.
Senator Walsh contended that the farm
ers would not suffer by the reductions in
the agricultural schedules. quoting sta
tistics TO show that the rush TO take no
homesteads in his own state continued
undated. Arguing that the present tarln
on sugar was equivalent to tax of 800
per annum on each person In the United
States. he asserted that the people
thought it too high price to pay for
maintaining an industry which, in many
cases. produced swollen profits.
In the same way the Montana Senator
insisted that the wool grower was re-
ceving no benefit from the wool tariff
and that the threat OF tariff revision had
been used to bear prices TO such an ex-
tent during the last few years that they
were now practically on a free trace
basis
pated whatever doubt might have existed
as 10 uncertainty in the Democratic
ranks. The only question that remains is
not whether the bill will pass, but when
IL will pass Efforts to hurry considera-
ton Of the measure were made to-day by
Senator Simmons, who suggested that the
Senate meet hereafter at II o'clock. in
stead Of u. Other Senator'S suggested an
earlier hour and Senator Lewis proposed
night sessions move will probably be
made by the Democrats next week TO
lengthen the daily sessions.
The earthenware schedule was COM
pleted to-day. after an amendment by
Senator Jones to put a cOuntervailing
duty on lime was voted down. Senator's
Borah and Gronna voted with the Demo-
Gratis. The entire metal schedule tenn
porarily was laid aside. as Senators Pen
rose and Oliver, who are especially inter
sted in il, were out of town. The sugar
schedule also was passed over. Both Will
be taken up next week.
The Republicans succeeded to-day for
the first time I'm amending the bill on
the suggestion Of Senator Smooth. Sena-
tor Hughes offered an amendment strk-
ing out three words In the wood schedule
which, the Utah Senator said, would lead
to endless misunderstanding II allowed 10
remain In.
II cannot refrain from expressing my
deep qualification that an amendment has
been made 10 this bin without the aid
of the Democratic caucus" said Senator
Gallinger with bow to the Democratic
side.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03

were incorrect to an extent which would
have invalidated the passage of laws at
the session in question II the Journals
could be contradicted by extrinsic evil
dence. he signed three Of the laws then
passed"
Mr. Carmody declares that the position
taken In this and many other states is
that the certificates of presiding officers
OF legislative bodies themselves are con-
elusive and cannot be attacked for the
purpose OF impeaching the law. but re-
sort may be had TO the legislative jour
nails to sustain validity Of legislative
action.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
TO STUDY FREE PORT
Prof. Kennedy Goes to Get Data
for Furthering Plan Here,

As a representative of the foreign trads
committee OF tine Merchants Association
Professor Philip B. Kennedy. instructor
of trade and transportation at New York
University, sailed yesterday for Antwerp
in the steamship Vaderland to obtain
data bearing on plan to make this city
free port"
Professor Kennedy will visit the frea
ports of Copenhagen. Hamburg and Brs.
men. and then will go 10 other European
coast cities 10 see the advantage Of each
form. He was accompanied by William T.
Barney former Deputy Dock Commas,
sloner. who will report TO the Merchants
Association on port administration and
engineering problems.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
Can't Go Behind Journals.

Discussing the question raised by the
Governor, that less than a quorum OF the
members OF both houses was present
when the Legislature ordered its recess.
Mr.. Carmody points out that the official
journals Of the respective houses show
quorum was present and voted. No ques-
ton as 10 the absence of "A quorum was
raised. the Attorney General says, and
therefore he holds that the journals are
conclusive evidence Of their contents.
These journals, says Mr.. Carmody,
ARE required by the constitution to be
kept II would be ntolerable 10 permit
tho validity OF all legislative action 10 de-
pend upon n decision OF a controverted
question OF fact as to whether or not a
certain number OF Legislators were pres
ent The journal must stand as n state
ment Of the facts therein stated until
corrected by the body itself
This well recognized principle Of law
was acquesced I'm by the Governor when.
although being advised that the journals
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03

Commercial National Bank Of Chicago
telegraphed;
Plan proposed is most practical ana
will do great good, and believe VIII safe-
guard the situation. Please accept my
sincere congratulations"
A national bank In South Carolina tele-
graphed:
1.-The announcement should. without
doubt, care for the situation
The president OF the Merchants and
Mechanics National Bank, of Baltimore
sent word:
II heartily commend your opportuhe
action relative to depositing government
funds 20 facilitate the movement Oh
crops"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
FISHERMEN SAVED BY RAIN
Downpour Puts Out Fire Which
OVercame Them.

Egg Harbor, y. j., Aug. 1.-Two fish
ermen were picked up to-day in Bass
River after they had been out all night In
their boat. Both were unconscious and
badly burned when they were found. One
Of them. Andrew Morrell, was revived
with great difficulty. but Henry Babcock,
his companion, is still unconscious
The men went out In their boat to FISH
yesterday. During a storm the boat was
struck by lightning and the engine was
enveloped in flames Morrell said that he
and Babcock tried 10 extinguish the
flames. but failed, and then from exhaus-
ton became unconscious The heavy rain
that was falling at the time extinguished
the flames.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
TILTED ACTRESS ASKS $4,000.

Miss Kay LAUREL. an actress, filed suit
I'm the Supreme Court yesterday for 60
900 damages against George Bessinger, al
leging breach Of promise. Miss LAUREL.
who is twenty years old, said that she
made the acquaintance OF BessInger two
wears ago. when he was in the lace bust
ness in San Francisco The defendant is
now at the Hotel Knickerbocker. where
Miss LAUREL pointed him out to the proc
ess server who served the summons.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
CLOTHES FINE, BUT FEW

Jane Cowl, The actress. who returned on
the Baltic yesterday, saw the English
production of within the Law" while IN
London. She would have enjoyed It, she
said. II she understood the cockney pat
ter" which took the place Of the slang
in the American production in which she
starred last winter. Asked to describe
the latest clothes seen on Partisan wom-
en- Of fashion, she remarked that they
were wonderful. but few"
Hazel Dawn. Of Pink Lady fame. and
Frank G. Page. son Of the American Am
bassador TO the Court OF ST. Jamess
were among the passengers. Mr. Page
said his father was engaged In LOndon's
most popular outdoor sport Just now
house hunting
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
TIME TO THIN CANAL FORCE
Recall of Experts to Start
HomeWard Exodus.

Washington. Aug. 2.-The early compile
ton of the Panama Canal is forecast
in the announcement to-day that Major
James T. Jervey and Major George VI.
Hoffman. Of the army engineers. will be
relieved from duty in the Canal Zone the
latter part OF next month
Major Jervey, who has been in charge
OF the construction OF the Gatun locks.
will take up river and harbor work. with
headquarters in Rock Island, H.. while
Major Hoffman, who supervised the con
struction Of Gatun dam and spillway,
will proceed TO Wheeling W. Va, for
river and harbor work.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
CARM0DY RULINGS
TURN DOWN SULHR
Continued from first pnge.

were only seventeen Senators and thirty
seven Assemblymen present
The Governor asked whether ths
quorum as prescribed in the constitution
REQUIRED the physical presence or ma
'ority of the members elected % each
House: whether such IAN attempted leg
islative recess to a day certain. was
dissolution Of the extraordinary session.
whether the recent extraordinary seS-
sion could "rightfully convene on Au-
gust II. 1918, and transact any further
legislative business" and under the ex-
listing circumstances. could the Legislat-
ure reconvene unless the Governor Is
sued a further proclamation calling Tor
a second extraordinary session?
The Executive questioned the validity
Of the amendment made 10 the original
resolution creating the Frawley Com
mittee. contending that he did not rec
ommend 10 the extraordinary session OF
the Legislature the subjects covered by
the amendment. which included an In
vestigatlon into contributions for po-
litical purposes. and that therefore the
Legislature could not legally extend the
powers to the committee or order the
committee TO report TO the Legislature
at its extraordinary session.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
MOODY NO LONGER CRIPPLE
Former Attorney General to
Resume Law Practice.

Haverhill, Mass. Aug. 2.-William H.
Moody. retired justice OF the Supreme
Court of the United States and former At
torney General will be able to resume his
law practice within few months. 1t was
announced to-day. and a complete cure is
hoped for. 1t was feared for time that
he would never be able to walk again.
owing to rheumatism.
For the first time IN two years Mr..
Moody was able to leave his room to-day
and appeared on the veranda Of his home
on Saltonstall Road. His recovery is at
tributed to an electrical treatment advised
by a neighbor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
WOULD HURRY RIVER TUNNELS.

The board OF directors OF the Central
Mercantile Association In resolutions
adopted yesterday asks that the Inter
state Bridge and Tunnel Commission do
everything possible to hasten the building
and construction of pair Of tunnels be-
tween New York City and the State Of
New Jersey" ana also that the tunnels
be built I'm the territory lying between
r4.h and ord streets"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
RECEIVERS COAL FROM SEA
Government Gets 1000 Tons
by Raising Sunken Wreck.

Norfolk. Va. Aug. 2.-The Italian bark
Rosalia DAN, sunk off Sewell's Point by
the steamer Nonros in March, 1912, was
to-day raised by wreckers. Using pom
toons they dragged the sunken vessel,
containing 1900 tons Of coal, more than
/ 900 feet to shoal water, then removed
the cargo OF coal and raised the vessel
The work was done for the government,
the owners having abandoned the sunken
vessel
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
TO MEDIATE RAILWAY DISPUTE,

Washington, Aug. 2.-Commissione VIII,
lam L. Chambers, OF the Federal Board
OF Mediation, to-day agreed 10 mediate a
labor dispute between the ST. Louis 4
Southwestern Railroad and some OF It's
conductors and trainmen. He Ill go TO
St. Louis Tuesday TO take up the cues.
lions inVOlYed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
WILSON PARDoNs MAN OF 70.

Washington, Aug. 2.-Compassion for a
feeble and desperately I'll prisoner, seventy
years old. to-day caused President Wilson
10 commute to expire at once the four
months sentence Of Ynocente Rosas, con-
victed st Tucson. Ariz.. Of smuggling
three and one-hGif quarts Of mescal
from Mexico to the United States. He
was released by telegraph.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
Motives Of No Concern.

The Attorney General declares the
scope OF the inquiry by the Frawley
committee is largely within the discre-
ton OF the committee. and the motives
Of It's members. whether proper or i'm
proper. can in no degree limit or in any
manner affect its powers"
He adds there can be no proper objec-
ton 10 the committee or its counsel re-
oucsting preliminary Information as TO
matters concerning which testimony Is
proposed 20 be- taken.
THE adjournment 81 tho Legislature.
says the Attorney General. was stated
In the resolution to boz for the purpose OF
permitting the investigating committee TO
have further time to pursue its labors and
20 permit consideration Of the propricty
OF other legislative recommendations TO
receive adequate attention from the COM
mittee to which legislation had been re-
ferred In view 81 the Importance Of the
questions involved. the adjournment to
permit consideration and examination By
committees OF proposed legislation re.
ferred 10 them would not appear 10 be
unreasonable.
Il have considered that In an extraor-
binary session the houses Of the Legisla
ture have power 10 adjourn 10 a day GER
tain. and that such action is not a pro-
cedUre which requires the assent or rec
ommendation Of the Executive. In case
such adjournment IS for more than two
days the concurrent action OF both houses
is necessary. That legislation of this inn
portance should receive further consider
alton is wholly within the province OF the
Legislature to determine. and. az much OF
the work f. done In committee. II Is un-
necessary to have the expense Of daily
sessions by the entire body. which during
the consideration by the committees must
necessarily be largely in a state Of in
activity"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
RECORD WALK TO PHILADELPHIA
Try Telegraph to The Tribune. ]

I"' 'N'Nb'''F'' " ''0 ''7'I
Philadelphia. Aug. 1.-The walking rec
ord of q hours and 20 minutes between
New York and Philadelphia. which was
established in 1873 by ellis. a noted long
distance walker. was broken to-day by
John II Scott. forty-seven years old. Of
this city. Scott's time from City Hall.
New York. TO the City Hall here was q
hours IS minutes and 10 seconds. 1t was
hts third attempt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-03
One McAdoo Plan Endorsed.

The plan OF the Secretary of the Treas
ury 10 transfer from $25.0oO,OOO to $1,000
900 from the Treasury TO national banks
I'm the West and South to facilitate the
movement of crops has received the in
dorsement Of many banks and bankers.
A New York financier having large in
terests both in the West and South tele-
l,raphed Secretary McAdoo:
your department has made master
stroke. 1t makes tears of'joy come to my
eyes in gratitude TO our Creator for Civ
ing us such as you TO preserve the honor
OF our country"
A telegram from the president Of the
Fourth First National Bank OF Nashville
says:
Your intention TO deposit funds is a
move in the right direction. 1t comes as
mama from heaven and produces a fine
effect. 1t is most highly appreciated.
Hearty congratulations"
The president OF the Continental and