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The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07
.lNSAN MAN DRIVES
HIS CAB INTO! RIVER
Suffering With High, 1, Fever, To.
Iedo Doctor Goes Overheard
and Is Drowned.


Toledo, o.-while suffering from de-
lirium, resulting from Z high fever,
DR.. Peter Donnelly. city police sur
geon and one of the most prominent
physicians in this city.. drove q six
cylinder automobile at full speed into
the Maumee river early the other day
and was. drowned. s.......>, ~ =
The physician, who was q brother of
Judge Michael Donnelly. Of Napoleon.
ran his high powered car onto the
wharf at the foot Of Madison avenue.
breaking through the guard chains
and. without stopping. plunged into
the water Man and car, disappeared
from sight.
The accident was witnessed by but
one man, Roy Videan, . night watch
man. who was walking up the hill on
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Drove at Full Speed Into River.

Madison avenue, near Water street, as
the automobile passed him, headed d.
rectly for the street and dock
A diver found the car overturned
at the bottom of the river and also
found and recognized the body.
DR.. Donnelly was suffering from
high fever, but continued his practice
against the advice of other physicians.
The evening before the accident he
attended a meeting Of the Academy
of Medicine and stopped with COM
panions at the Toledo club until one
o'clock in the morning, when he left
for home. It is believed that. in de-
lirium, resulting from fever, he drove
the car off the wharf at high speed.
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07
MELISSA AsHoRs A VOCAL VOL
CAN0.

Almost Immediately after the street
door closed Mrs. Merriwid tottered
into the room where her maternal
maiden aunt Jane was sitting at lit
tie tea table. There she collapsed In
q gradual Delsartean movement at
the foot Of an easy chair, allowing her
head to droop weakly against it's cush-
ion.
"Get up, Melissa, and don't make a
fool of yourself" said Aunt Jane.
"Tea, give me teal" murmured Mrs.
Merriwid. family.
you might have had it before it
got cold If you had been little more
hospitable," Aunt Jane remarked. as
she poured.
"He didn't give me a chance to in
vite him." said Mrs. Merriwid, scram-
bling to more conventional posture.
He was so much occupied with our
pleasant little chat that I couldn't
have interjected an invitation to par
take of a glass of water. He's a
great little monologue artist, Mr. Prol-
licks is. I'll bet you could use his
vocal chords for an elevator cable and
get past the Inspector"
"He certainly has a command of
language" Aunt Jane agreed.
He hasn't any control of ii" said
Mrs Merriwid. 1T runs away with
him every time and the great trouble
is it never gets any place in par
ticular Talk about speaking volumes!
That man will speak a congressional
library during a morning call and
never bat an eye. If I had dear
little lap dog whose hind leg I had
any regard for, I'd certainly tie him
up IN the basement when Prolly call
ed My own understanding
"Melissa!" said Aunt Jane, reprov'
ingly.
Pardon me, dearie," said Mrs. Mer-
riwid plucking down her skirt. 1T
was careless Of me. I mean to say
it passes my comprehension how any
creature that hasn't a red beak and
green feathers can make such con
versational nuisance Of himself. I'm
a pretty good single handed talker
me, when get all intelligent and ap
preciativc listener-like you, dearie-
but Mr.. Proliicks could fill his mouth
with hot musl and make me seem
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was employed and endeavored tc

was employed and endeavored to
work on his fears.
Nov, look there said the agent,
pointing to couple of huge boilers
close at hand. IF they were to ex-
plode, where would you be?"
There's no knowin'," was the re-
ply. Il might be anywhere at the
time safe i bed for choice!"
Yes, yes" said the agent; "but
that isn't what l mean. II they were
to blow up now-at this Identical mo-
ment-"
well, + that case," replied the
other, quietly, Il reckon me an thee
'ud finish our little argument up l.
the clouds!"
Then the agent gave it up.-Tit-
Bits.
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"T love a good game Of bridge
whist I said, and love to 1lsh where
you have to be very quiet, and love
the reading rooms in the public Il
braries and desert solltudes and dumb
animals and watch cases and clans
"'Why clams?' says he. Because
they're happy?'
"'No,' says I, sweetly. For another
reason altogether
"He seemed little bewildered and
mechanically pulled out his watch.
"'Good gracious!' said. Ia 1t
really as late as that?'
'Well, he thought he would have to
be, going. He didn't even ask about
the watch case"
what was there about it," inquired
Aunt Jane.
"Oh, nothing, but they're generally
easy to shut up" replied Mrs. Merrt'
wild.
Copyright. 1913, by W. G. Chapman)
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Compound and I purchased a bottle.
Before it was gone the bloating left me
and Twas not 40 sore. continued TAX
Ing it until had taken twelve bottles.
Now am stronger than I have been for
years and can do all my work, even the
washing. Your medicine is worth its
weight in gold. I cannot praise it
enough. IF more women would take
your medicine there would be more
healthy women. You may use this let-
ter for the good of others. Mrs. D.
II. BROWN, 800 N.Walnut St., lola, Kan.
Change Of Life is one Of the most
critical periods of a woman's existence.
Women everywhere should remember
that there is no other remedy known to
so successfully carry women through
this trying period as Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confl-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by
woman and held in strict confidence.
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What They Trusted.

VIUSSVU'
Having aScertained his weight on
the railway station weighing machine
the man said to the porter:
Isn't it lack OF business foresight
to put one of those machines that dis
tribute prizes to persons who guess
their own weight correctly, bang up
against other scales that they could
get weighed on before hand, and thus
guess on a sure thing? You must
have great faith in human nature,
you?"
:Oh, no, SIR" said the porter, but
we have in the machine
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Victim Of oiaEders.

New Haven, Conn.-Albert Nagel is
dead here from glanders after q nine
weeks illness. He contracted the dis
ease from a horse. the animal having
sneezed in his face. Nagel was born
in Germany. Coming to this country,
he learned to talk English fiuently.
After he had been i'll a short time.
however, all power Of expression or
understanding in English left him, al.
though he could still speak and un-
derstapd his native tongue.
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Similar Position.

Little Robert was much interested
in the picture of a stork which he saw
in a magazine.
Say, mamma" he asked, what has
become OF the birds other leg?"
1T has raised it up among it's feath-
ers," replied the mother
That's funny the boy observed.
II thought it was trying to clean it's
shoe on it's stocking like sister Ethel
dOes"
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Drawino the Line.

From this point" said the man in
the front seat of the automobile.
bringing the machine to a stop. won
get a good view of Pittsburg proper"
I'm, sure" spoke up the prim ma
tron in the back seat, that's the onlv
part of Pittsburg we wish to see!"
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CONSTIPATION

Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are unlike all 9TH
er laxatives or cathar-
tics. They coax tho
liver into activity by
gentle methods, they
do not scour: they do
not grippe; they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secretions
of the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
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cerrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken:
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing it: they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
it. Price IS cents All Druggists.
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PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money if PAZO ONT.
AENr fails to cure any case OF Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to IA days. &c.
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Nothino Doino There,

"A persistent insurance agent had
long been pestering certain engine
driver to take out a policy on his
life. Meeting with little success, he
called at the works where the man
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07

fore took your med
icine / could not
bear the. weight Of
my clothes and was
bloated very badly.
Idoctored with three
doctors but they did
me no good. They
said nature mus t
have its way. My
sister advised me to
take Lydia E. Pink
hams VeQetabl0
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07

Jack-1 give my seat only to pretty
girls.
Bella-Then we'll only take them
from handsome men,
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UP TO HIM.

DO you think your sister favors
my suit?"
"Well, it's all right if you come
through, but if you don't she favors a
suit for breach of PROMISE
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07

DR.. Piercc's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invlg-
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugarcoated,
tiny granules. Easy to take as candy. Adv.
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inf1amma-
ton allays pair, cures wind collie Csc bottle AN
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07
A Drawback,

"Sea vessels are different from anv
thing else in the world
"How so?'
"They can't make knots when they're
tied up" & IL, -:
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Charge for the advice you hand out
if you want people to take it,
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07
Sure Of One Thjnu,

0UtC OI O7c nIN8.
II tell you, the man is a dipsoman.
iac"
!, There: knew he was something
dippy."
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Some people seem to lie unneces
sarily in order to keep in practice.
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07

It's easy to be economical when you
have neither money nor credit.
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07
HOW MRS. BROWN.
SUFFERED. ||:||
During Change of Life-How
Lydia E. Pinlkham's Vege-
table Compound Made
Her 4 Well Woman.

lola, Kansas. During the Change
Of Life was sick for two years. Be-
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No sprinter can get over the ground
fast enought to overtake the golden
opportunity that has escaped.
The Virginia enterprise., 1913-03-07
Don't Persecute
Your Bowels

Cut out cathartics and purgatives. They ara
brutal. harsh. unnecessary. Try>
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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-08-06
FORMER GOV. PATTERSON
ISSUES A STATEMENT
OF a Very Remarkable Nature
And Makes a Humiliat.
ing Confession.

Nashville. Tenn, JUL 31.-For'
was arrested in a raid in a mouse
of ill-fame Friday evening. crushed
and deeply mortified over the oc-
currence, last night was joined by
bis wife in a statement to the pub
lie, and in breaking the silence
which he had steadfastly maintain
ed, admitted that he was in a stu
por from drink at the time OF the
incident.
The statement says:
81 am leaving for home tonight
with Mrs. Patterson, who has been
with me for two days. and before
going wish to express the deepest
appreciation of us both to friends.
and those who were not my friends
in the past, for their kind and gen.
erous sympathy.
For my own part in this unfor-
tunate affair, | have no excuse to
offer, and have borne the condem-
nation of my own conscience for the
humiliation ! unwittingly caused
those | dearly love.
MY mission in Nashville was not
political, as has been enormously
assumed. but purely legal, and
while waiting the return of Mr..
Iol1 Of Nashville ero,, Dad Do;I;rc
Springs, who had in his possession
certain papers which ! was to eX-
anime, | began to drink. and con-
tinued until all sense of RESPONSE
bility was gone. While asleep in
partial stupor and alone in a room
in house of bad repute. was ar
rested with no knowledge of the
cause and without chance to COM
municate with friends.
However gross my delinquency.
/ want the world to know that it is
my last offense, and the weakness
will never be repeated which
brought upon me and mine this
deep humiliation and gave to my
enemies an opportunity for revenge.
"MALCOLM r. PATTERSON"
Mrs. Pattersons statement fol-
lows:
My heart and my sympathies are
all with my husband, and | love him
with all the strength of my soul.
He has been shamefully. cruelty
treated and | stand with him in his
hour of trouble.
MRS. NJ. r. PATTERSON"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-08-06
MOSAIC AND MODERN LAW
AS TO HEALTHFULNESS

A collection of facts have been
gathered by a writer in Harper's
Weekly going to prove that the
sanitary laws of Moses were not
only on a line with the modern
rules of hygiene, butfn some cases
in advance of them. The Jew,
thousands of years before Christ,
settling in a smi-tropical country,
was forbidden to eat pork or she'll
fish, and milk was designated as a
source Of contagion. In the Tai
mud method Of Strengthening ami
mails was prescribed which is ac-
knowledged to-day in our markets
as the most sanitary. Five thous-
and years before Koch gave to the
world the results of his researches
in bacterioiogy the Mosaic law
pointed out the danger to man from
tuberculosis in cattle. but did not
forbid infected poultry as food. 1t
was only few years ago that Ger
man specialists discovered that
fowl tuberculosis was harmless TO
man. The Mosaic law also enforced
the isolation of patients with con-
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-08-06
Kidney Trouble Began With "a
Lame Back.

]. l.. Hackl, 915 Eighth ST., Lin
coin, ILL.,, was recently cured of a
bad case of kidney trouble that
started with a lame back, and says;
Il am certainly thankful in getting
a cure of my kidney trouble by US
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weak and lame back with soreness
over the kidneys, sharp pains, rheu-
matism, dull headache, and disturb
ed sleep, are all indications of a
trouble that Foley Kidney Pills will
relieve quickly and permanently.
They contain no habit forming
drugs. For sale by all dealers. m
ADVERTISEMENT
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Most Famous Saving.

What is the most famous saying
ever made by man." an editor ask
ed.
Some thought that Caesar, some
thought that Socrates, some that
Lincoln, some that Nelson. had said
the most memorable thing. but f.
nally the palm was awarded to Eu-
cid, the mathematician.
Euclid went to Alexandria to
teach Ptolemy Softer, the king of
Egypt, mathematics. Ptolemy
plodded at his problems a week or
two and then asked Euclid impa-
tiently If there was not some spec
ial. shorter way by which he could
be taught.
Sire Euclid answered. there
is no royal road TO learning"
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, @ @ @ @ 6 c C @ @ G @ Q G
POEMS YOU'LL Enjoy.
, The Herald's Special Selections. @
@ o Q
MY CONSCIENCE.

Sometimes my Conscience says, says
he,
Don't you know me?'
And I. says I, skeered through and
through.
"Of course do.
You air a nice chap ever way,
I'm here to say!
You make me cry--you make me
pray,
And all them sood things thata-
way
That is. at night. Where do you
stay
Durin' the day."
And then my Conscience says, onc't
more,
you know me--shore?"
"Oh. yes" says I. affirm blin' faint
You're ies' a saint!
Your ways is all so holy-right,
love you better ever night
You come around--'tel plum day
light,
When you air out o. sight"
And then my Conscience sort O.
grits
His teeth and splits
On his two hands and grabs, Of
course,
Some old remorse,
And beats me with the big butt
o. THAT thing-'tel my clostest
friend
I'd hardly know me. Now" says
he,
"Be keerful as you'd orte be
And ALLUS think O. Me-"
-IJames sWhitcomb Riley III Cen
fury.
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McCREAGY'S PORTRAIT
TO ADORN TEMPLE WALLS

Frankfort, KY, Aug. "A por-
trait of Gov. McCreary will adorn
the walls of the marble Temple OF
Peace at Washington. Mr.. McCrea-
ry has been asked by Secretary OF
State Bryan to send his portrait to
be hung in the Temple. Gov. Nc
Creary. then Senator. was author OF
the bill providing for the Pan
American Conference, and was a
member of the Pan-American Com
mission. When Andrew Carnegie
offered TO donate $4,000 toward
the million-dollar temple if the
twenty-one republics represented
would raise the other S250,000,
Gov. McCreary assisted in the en-
terprise, and his portrait, with 9TH
ers who did pioneer work in the
Pan-American movement, will be
assembled in the building. which is
headquarters of the Bureau of
American Republics and a place of
welcome for the citizens of the
American republics in Washington.
The Governor notified Secretary
Bryan that he will send the por-
trait, and has written to a New
York photographer for one he had
taken there recently.
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G G G G G G @ @ C c c c c 9 Q
@ THE LAST STRAW. G
q g G @ G G @ @ g c g O @ G g

Oh. | could stand the sizzling
heat and wear a sweet seraphic
smile, and | could waltz on joyous
feet, as though my soul contained
no bile. and I could bless the sum-
mer day, the brazen sun, the sky of
blue, If no one held me up to say:
well, is this hot enough for your"
am gentle, patient guy, | suffer
long before | fight; all day. with
out a groan I fry, without complaint
stew all night; but Berserk blood
gets in my eyes, and | see red in
stead of blue, when some cheap
skate comes up and cries: We'll,
is this hot enough for you?" The
worm will turn at last, they say,
and |, though far from being bold.
sometimes go forth and Stay and
slay, and strew my dead across the
void. On glory fields ! thus have
basked. on fields that were a Grim
son dew; twas when 10000. 900
chumps had asked: We'll. is il
hot enough for you?" All yes, it's
hot enough for me, but | could
smile to beat the band, and broil
and sweat and melt with glee. if
that old question could be canned.
The sun might bake me to a crisp,
and I'd be glad the long day
through. ii no one ever stopped to
lisp. well, is it hot enough for
Walt Mason.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-08-06
Suffered Eczema Fifty Years
Now Well.

Seems long time to endure the
awful burning, itching, smarting
skin-disease known as letter
another name for Eczema. Seems
good to realize, also, that DR.. Hob
sons Eczema Ointment has proven
perfect cure.
Mrs. d. L. Kenney writes: 81
cannot sufficiently express my
thanks to you for your DR.. Hob
sons Eczema Ointment. 1t has cur
ed my letter, which has troubled me
for over fifty years" All druggists,
or by mail, soc. Pfeiffer' Chemical
Co., st. Louis, Mo-, Philadelphia,
Pa. Sold by James H. Williams.
advertisement
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most $50. The cheek was written
and the woman departed. Later an
other woman paid her taxes by
check, and which amounted to $50.
That afternoon the genial Colonel
took accession to look over his
checks upon making a deposit, and
one can imagine the Jar" he re-
ceived when he read on the bottom
Of both these checks those immor-
tai words, Taxation without repre-
seDtation is tyranny. ~ Bowling
Green Times-Journal.
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tagious diseases and the burial OF
the dead outside all cities. These
hints the Gentle world did not full
ly accept until century or two ago.
The wise lawgiver prescribed not
only fasting at certain periods of
the year. but the removal of whole
families in summer out to camps,
where for a time they could live
close to nature. Many of the laws
of Moses were prescriptions intend
ed for the health Of both mind and
body.
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Great Weekly at a Low Price.

The Cincinnati Weekly Enquirer
twelve-page paper recently trans
formed into the size and appearance
of a daily, will be furnished in con-
nection with the Hartford Herald
at only $1.35 for the two papers.
This price stands good on renewals
for The Herald. The Weekly En-
quirer is an ideal newspaper, con-
tanning big variety of reading and
is especially suited TO the farming
classes. 1t is Democratic and pro-
gressive. This is certainly a low
price for lot of good read
ing. tf-adv.
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To Herald CORRESPONDENTS.

We print a list of subjects below
which will be of much assistance to
correspondents in writing for The
Herald: Always send us accounts
of deaths. birth, marriages, real es-
tate deals, live stock sales, confla-
grations, accidents, condition of
crops, unusual weather conditions,
visiting abroad, mot neighborhood
visits, social meetings, lodge and
Equity meetings, church news,
school news, conditions of roads,
family reunions, (short accounts)
curiosities, relics, robberies, muir
ders, something good about people,
anything of general interest. Ac-
counts of birthday dinners, wheth-
er sent in by correspondents or 9TH
ers. should be short, emitting
names of the parties in attendance.
Also, please send in all accounts of
deaths and marriages as soon as
possible, and do not wait till you
send in your regular letter. Be sure
and mail your letters so they will
reach us on Mondays of each week.
This is important. If
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The Largest Magazine in the World

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ADVERTISEMENT
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Jared" the Collector.

City Tax Collector Col f. l.. Mot
tley got Jar" recently that has
almost made him "a raving mill
tant suffragette." A few mornings
ago while comfortably ensconced
behind his big roll-top desk. smok-
ing his after-breakfast cigar. a we'll
known woman appeared at bis Of
ice to pay her taxes. The city's
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Encouragement.

Dobbs-Has the widow given you
any encouragement?
Hobbs-Rather. When asked
her how long her husband had been
dead, she said he's been dead about
long enough.
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Must be steady and reliable and
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