Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-07-31
Man ADVISES
GRANGE GARB
FOR BLONDES

ne SnOQlQ eXJenQ the sympathy OF tnc
season to the blonde sufferersl Espe-
cially, If you are a brunette. are you
exclaiming against this favoritism in
handing out free advice to the per-
spring.
DIR. Rueker is no less an authority
than the assistant surgeon general OF
the public health service He has
and he is ready to back the statement
about blondes with some good scien-
tifc sense. Perhaps, il we show your
selves properly appreciative. he win
deal US the dope on the dark ones as
well.
''Blondes,' says the assistant sur
geon general. are rich In chemical
ether waves. In persons who have
considerable pigment in their skin
these short rapid, actinic waves are
transformed into long. Glow heat
waves. These have bad effect on
the nervous system for those whose
skin cannot endure their potency
Dr. Fuckers suggestions as to hot
weather wardrobes may be scientifical-
~ correct, but it is doubtful If he viii
ever succeed in making them popular.
Not IN our widest flights Of imagina
ton can we picture the dainty little
girl with blonde curis arranged In
careful disorder and the conscientious
" massaged rose and white skin con-
|senting to orange colored huffies.
The Blondes Temptations.
II the kindly adviser will but stroll
along In front of some OF the shop
windows devoted to the intimate at
tire of femininity. and if he win nm
derstand the utter impossibility OF
adhering to orange or blue. no differ
ence how great the coffort thereof
Take as an example the temptation
to which q blonde girl Is subjected.
one of those ilmy affairs Of pink chif-
fon. rose ribbons and garlands OF
tiny blue forget-me-nots. Reflect
upon the destinations OF something
brother Of shadow lace garnished
with bows and bands OF palest vio-
let. What chance has common sense
against a combination like that7
Perhaps the blonde men who per.
use this piece up to now will soon
at the vagaries OF feminine beauty.
Go on and scoff. but before you son
out loud vision yourself In 4 suit OF
vivid orange B. ". DIS or maybe
royal blue with orange facings.. Did
some one say "Comfprt behanged p
The warning to blondes to keep
out of the sunlight is blow to the
summer girl who haunts the beach
in the popular bathing hour Like
wise for the fiannelled boy with the
|rubbersoled shoes and the. Bu1gari.
an neckties, the one who stays right
on from one end Of the week to the
other and doesn't have to take three
swims a day to keep even like the
Friday to Monday sojourhers.
Carry an Orange ParasoI
However, the summer girl can
ward on part of those long, slow.
heat waves which the the preroga-
tive OF blondness by carrying an or
lange parasol instead Of that love OF
a purple shade she picked up in
Paris. The boy is advised to conceal
bimself behind a pair of dark
glasses.
Here Is great excuse for the new
tortoise shell frames with which. the
younger generation Of Ken about
town are adjoining themselves You
could commit almost any crime and
by the simple disguise of pair Of
the tortoise shells, the long arm Of
the law would be paralyzed so far as
finding you would be concerned.
Besides, they look so nice and stu
dious, as though you might be max
ing butterflies or Sanskrit your life
work Better an orange parasol and
a pair of dark glasses than a dilapi-
dated marcel wave and a 'beety'
face
There are quite a lot Of blondes who
will not have to corrugate their brows
ever the hot weather hints. refer
to that large percentage Of saffron
haired maids and matrons who buy
their blondness at various drug coun-
ters. Theirs is indeed an ideal posi-
ton. All the beauties Of blondness
without any of the discomforts except
at such tines as they trifle with the
peroxide or toy with the henna.
All is net gold that glitters atop a
dainty head. Quite neat percentage
of the glitter is %phony' gold, in which
case hat with an orange lining need
be worn only to carry out the decep-
ton.
At last the brunette is coming into
her own. Not only is she more com
Portable dog, day companion. but she
is occupying the front row of the
beauty chorus with a frequency that
leaves no room for dispute. The "di
vinely tall and most divinely fair
type" may have been the rage in Ten,
nyson's time, but things look mighty
favorable for the nut brown maid
or medium or less stature during the
year 1913.
Just because you happen to be
blonde don't think you can stand
around and complain about the Their.
mometer. DR.. Rucker has offered you
the Femedy-orange underwear and
smoked glasses. Either cure or en-
dure.