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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25
About Elnaer Malls.

A white mark on the nail bespeaks
misfortune
Pale or lead colored nails Indicate
melancholy people.
People with narrow nails are ambi-
tious and quarrelsome.
Broad nails indicate gentle, timid,
and bashful nature.
Lovers of knowledge and liberal SEN
timent have round nails.
Small nails indicate littleness of
mind, obstinacy, and conceit.
Choleric, martial men, delighting in
war, have red and spotted nails.
People with very pale nails are sub
ject to much inf1rmity of the flesh, and
persecution by neighbors and friends.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25
TWO CLOCKS START IN RACE
Puzzle Is to Find Out Whether r.,
piece OF Grandfather starr. ''s'
Ahead of the Alarm.

Yesterday morning two o,o.,
started a race. The alarm clock vons
so fast that 1t gained one mint "eilt
hour, while grandfather's clocl a. an
SO slow that it lost two minutes ian
hour The picture shows, the sl,. an
clock to be one hour ahead at the a. II
ish. But who can tell the bour In
the race started? '-e'i
Grandfather's clock lost two m,n
utes every hour and the alarm cl llrn
gained one minute every hour. SO If ~
evident that the alarm clock in ev ~ :
hours time gained three minutes
upon the other.
Therefore, in twenty hours it pai,
ed sixty minutes and from the picture
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

we saw that the race must have been
on for twenty hours.
During the twenty hours the alarm
clock gained twenty minutes upon
correct time. Twenty hours previous
to twenty minutes OF IS eleven
hours and forty minutes, or twenty
minutes of IL in the morning of the
day before-the time when the race
started.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25
An EXCLAMATION

Schoolma'am-Now, want all the
children to look at Tommy's hands and
observe how clean they are and see il
all of you cannot come to school with
cleaner hands. Tommy. perhaps, viii
tell US how he keeps them so nice.
Tommy Ma makes me wash
the breakfast dishes every morning.
Puck.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

right order so as to show what they
are supposed to advertise?
When properly arranged the signs
of the sandwich men read as follows:
big Show Tonight"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

III NsAy II colonel made complaint to the
IS5.SY--7 car, who sent for Kumroff, and
III TN demanded to know why the sur
| IT,. No. geon had resorted to the courts
instead of to the duel The cul-
prit explained that he had religious scruples
against dueling.
Religion" the autocrat retorted, is one thing;
honor is another" And he commanded the sur
geon's resignation
In the German Reichstag a Socialist recently
attacked William for the imperial sanction given
to dueling. He concluded fierce denunciation
with the assertion that the royal exemption
from the code removed so that the crown prince
might become principal In affair of honor.
the kaiser would instantly put the ban such
personal combats
list was without any warrant, and that, did honor
permit the kaiser would send his heir to the
field without whimper. But this charge, as
well as the cars procurement calls attention
anew to the fact that dueiing is still encouraged
by the highest civilization on the continent OF
Europe, though for generations the divinity that
doth hedge about a king has commanded that
the immediate family Of royalty. as well as the
sovereign himself must not be exposed to such
peril OF bullet or blade. Aforetime II was not
SO Many kings became famous for prowess in
personal encounters with the foe, and more than
once duel has served to determine sovereignty
There has been nothing of the sort however, in
recent history, although only skilled diplomacy
avoided an encounter between George III. OF Eng
land and Frederick of Prussia.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25
PUZZLE OF SANDWICH MEN
One Must Devote Time to Study What
Is Supposed to Be Adver-
tised in the Signs.

These sandwich men are all mixed
up. Can you put their signs in the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

They are often heard of, but seldom
seen.
When is a sick man contradic
ton?
When he is an impatient patient
When is coffee like the earth?
When it is ground.
When is a baby like a breakfast
cup?
When it is a tea thing Cteething)
What roof covers the most noisy
tenant?
The roof of the mouth
When is a sermon like a round
shot?
When it comes from a cannoO''
mouth.
When does leopard change his
spots?
When he moves from one spot TO
another.
Why is cigar loving man Ike
tallow candle?
Because he win smoke when he IL
going out
Why is watchdog bigger by nigh'
than by day?
Because he is let out at night anu
taken In in the morning
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25
RIDDLES.

Why are real friends like ghosts?
They are often heard of, but seldom
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25
CURI0SITIES OF DUELING s sggE

HE car has just exalted the duty
of the duel as above that of re
ligion. Kumroff, a regimental sur
gecn, sued a civilian with whom
he had quarreIed, and won a Judg-
ment of one hundred dollars. His
colonel made complaint to the
car, who sent for Kumroff. and
demanded to know why the sur
geon had resorted to the courts
instead of to the duel. The cul-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

When is a sick man a cOntradi'-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

When is coffee like the earth?
When it is ground.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-25

When is a baby like a breakfast
cup?
When it is a tea thing (teethng''
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
THREE REBELS GIVE
Aqua PRIETA A SCARE

Douglas, Ariz-. Feb. 19.-Agua Prieta
suffered a lfesiZe panic when three
avOWed OroZclstas fired upon a police
man, a captain Of the federal army and
a policeman, Wounding neither They
then made their escape At least 125
shots were ured by the federals In the
three were seen by a policeman seated
in a saloon talking cOnftdentally- The
policeman slipped into nearby chair
and heard enough 70 cOnV1ce him, as
tors. He therefore left 70 get assist
ance TO place them under arrest He
pew ms Wn5suS' ne onty tes PSnss Pc
ing the arrival of a federal captain
who was near. The captain and the
policeman reentered the saloon In re-
ply to the question OF who they were
one OF the strangers rose suddenly,
drawing revolver as he did So He
striking neither, but effectually clear
ing the path to the door. The three
then escaped in the darkness In a
moment the streets were filled with
people, the soldiers ordered out of their
barracks and the report spread through
Aqua Prieta and Douglas that a large
rebel party had come Up to take the
town The operator at the NacoZarl
railroad depot received this rumor and
transmitted IL TO FrOnteras and Naco-
zari, then left the key. It was more
than two hours before the frantic
toWnspeople TO the south could receive
denial OF the report
Nacozarl VIII be municlpaiity win
the sanction OF governor Maytorena,
or it Will revolt. This was the -propo-
sitiOn put up to the governor by L e
SameniegO, who was recently elected
presidents at the election An cleo
ton was held in NacOZari resulting in
the choice falling on SameniegO. on
the same daV and almost before the
counting OF votes had been concluded,
a wire was received from the governor
saying that the ballstinE had been
fraudulent and the election was not
to stand. A petition. signed by several
hundred NacOzari people, was given
Sameniego to be taken to HermOsillO,
stating that NacoZari should either be
granted a Municipality government by
the state, or II would take the step and
defy the government to prevent it,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19

the United States government toward
Mexico has been sent to the interior
BY American consul 7. D. Edwards, Of
Juarez, acting upon instructions from
the state department. The official
statement says that MaderO had blum
dered again in his kilograms to the
eonsuls Of the republic regarding
American Intervention and that he
mad been called for this same blunder
by the American government.
The latest official document from
the Washington state department
was received by consul Edwards at
S o'clock Monday evening and was
forwarded to Chihuahua and Parral by
wire Monday night, copies being
mailed to the cCasuls there to insure
its safe delivery. The message ex-
plains the position of the United
States government, and reads:
American Consul, Ell PasO, Texas:
February II you publicly and unof-
ficially state that the telegram Of
president MadeTO regarding American
Intervention is entirely misleading;
that president MaderO has been in
formed Of his errOrl that the fact is
that the policy of the United States
remains unchanged; that no American
forces have been landed in Mexico and
that no action has been taken except
on principles set forth in the depart
ments public statement TO the press.
which was telegraphed you on Febru-
airy Il. The marines ordered to
Guantanamo today are being sent on
exactly the same principle, namely as
a measure of natural precautiOn. Re
peat to Chihuahua 10 inform Parral."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
THE LAREDO REBELS WILL
NOT ACCEPT GEN. HuERT

Laredo, Tex, Feb '19.-The two lead
ers who are in Command Of the rebel
forces in control of Neuvo Laredo, is
sued a joint statement in which they
said:
1--WE cannot believe. that under any
circumstance, would Felix Diaz accept
Gen Huerta's temporary presidency
The revOlutiOnists Of the north, both
here and in the state Of Chihuahua are
in favor of either two men for tenn
pOrary president, senior Francisco Leon
de la Barra, or Gen Geronimo TreYino.
and in the event Gen Huerta continues
as temporary president, Will continue
their present campaign, until a favor
able man is selected 10 manage the at
fairs Of the republic
Both Col. Pascual OroZco, ST., and Col.
Andres Cara Galan declared that the
revOlutiOnists in the Nuevo Laredo sec
ton would not approve the selection OF
Huerta, and would continue the revo-
luton.
Rebels in control Of Nuevo Laredo
have begun searching residences for
arms and ammunition. Horses and sup
plies Of all kinds are being comman-
deered- Receipts issued from "RevOlu-
tiOnary Headquarters" are given in ex-
change and these receipts are being
accepted generally at a cash valuation.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19

eminent" declared Col. Juan N. Vas
quez. commander at Juarez, when asked
today regarding his position. speaking
ne had received notice Of the change
of national government, Col Vasquez
continued:
sustain the acknowledged government
All is quiet in the north and believe
ii will remain So The army IS bound
to sustain whatever president Is named,
be il Francisco Villa, IneZ Salazar or
any other bandit" He made no direct
reference to Gen HueSta-
It is pointed out by rebel agents here
that the claim TO the provisional presi-
dency made by Emilio VaSQuez Gomez
some days before the Huerta revolt
against Madero Will complicate mat
tiers seriously. In view Of Huerta's IN
popularity especially among the reb-
els, the VasQuez Gomez proIram. they
say, viii stand better chances Of being
accepted by the many rebel leaders al
ready in arms
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
VOLUNTEER CREWS
BRING OUT LUMBER

No freight is moving over the Mex
lean Central except that which is be-
ing brought to FL PasO by the volu1-
teer crews of the Mexico North West
ern railroad, which were dead headed
to chihuahua Tuesday to bring ont
lumber trains.
The freight crews on the Central re-
fuse to operate trains along the Chi
huahua division for fear Of rebels. Tbev
at urst refused to run their trains
without a federal army escort. When
this was arranged. they refused to
operate the trains at all and have an
quit They claim that the rebels have
warmed them not to move trains and
they fear that they viii meet the same
fate as the railroad men who were
shot and burned in the station house at
Gallego, Ine North Western asked for
permission to send their own crews 70
Chihuahua 20 bring out lumber for the
Pearson plant and the permission was
granted Iralns of coal are being taken
brought out
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
Ell PAsO BURGLARY
CASE Is AFFIRMED

Austin, Texas, Feb. 1e.-The court Of
Criminal appeals today affirmed the
case OF Sam Raglaud, from FL PasO
county. Ragland was convicted for bur
gIary and sentenced to 2 IL years in
the penitentiary. He was convicted OF
having bGrglarized the place OF
r. Y. BOWden and having stolen certain
clothing and a typewriter. Ragland at
tempted to show that he had purchased
the goods but the court Of criminal ap-
peals did not take that view OF the
lower court
The cases Of Mike Peters and Ramon
NuneZ, from FL PaSo, were today set
for March s. in the court OF criminal ap-
pea1s.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
CHIHUAHUA CITY HAS
FORT FOR PROTECTION
Is Equipped With Big Guns and No One
Is Allowed to APPROACH; Gonzales
Puts Lid On.

A fort has been built on the hill over
looking the city Of Chihuahua, passen-
gers from there say. 1t is equipped
with heavy cannon and is being guard
ed by a Gordon Of troops who viii per-
nit no one to approach the fort or to
take pictures Of it The Americans who
arrived on the trains say that things
are quiet in Chihuahua. but that some
thing is expected to happen soon The
newspapers have been given orders by
governor Gonzales not to print any war
news, and to print as little news of
any kind as possible to issue the pa
per Americans tell of the demonstra-
tiOn on the Mexican Central train Tues
Gay at villa Ahumada- when the federal
officers shouted for Felix Diaz in the
presence OF the American passengers,
although they were wearing federal
uniforms and were in command of
detachment Of the federal troops sta
toned at Ahumada- Pictures OF the
burned station and work train and
GallegO were taken and OF the graves
OF the two federal railroad men who
were shot and their bodies thrown into
the fire and partially consumed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
GOMEZ, SALsAZAR AND
DE LA FUENFE UNITED
Rebel Captain Brings Message From
Rebel Camn; Says Salazar VIII
Attack JuareL.

o. A corduroy clad courier. who arrived
in FL PasO from Ojitos yesterday after
noon. said that Emilio Vasquez Gomez,
David de Ia. Fuente and Ynez Salazar
were together at that place below the
International line in western Chihua-
hua. The messenger was Capt II 1
Armanderiz, first captain Of David de
Ia Fuente's fOrce and he brought Vas
quez's proclamation in Spanish to the
iunta in Ell PasO.
Capt. Armanderiz says that there are
now 400 rebels with Gomez at Ojitos,
or were when he left there Sunday
night, with the messages. He says
that Salazar expects to move toward
Juarez within a week and that he viii
have a force of So, O0OO men when he
attempts to take the border town.
Cheche CampOs with 1900 men, is at
GallegO, 13S miles south Of Juarez. the
rebel captain said. and would join SaIa-
zar. The remainder Of the rebel com
mand is stretched around JuareZ, he
says, in a semiCircle which includes
the two railroad lines Armanderiz left
Monday night with important papers
to be taken back to Gomez from the
FL Paso 1unta.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
VILLA PREFERS PEACE
WILL, REMAIN N UyFKAS

Pancho villa viii remain in the
United States. He admitted this to a
friend Monday afternoon. Pancho,
although his education has been ne
elected, has been able to read what
ne believes to be the handwriting on
the wall and prefers to remain a neu-
tral refugee in Ell -Paso rather than a
COMPLAINT in revolution ridden Mexi-
co. Don PanchO says that he could
raise force Of 1000 men, but they
would be shot to pieces in the first
engagement with a foreign force. and
says he has seen all the Mexican blood
spilled he cares TO, for the remainder
Of his life
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
REPORT SAYS ROBERTSON IS
EAPECTING ANIRAss

Laredo. Tex, Feb. 19.-From a thor
oughly reliable source, in Monterey,
Mexico, it is learned that Col J. A
Robertson, Of that city, is pulling every
wire In his power to get the American
ambassadOrship to Mexico. The colonel
went east about three weeks ago. and
II comes from Monterey that he went
to try to get W. J. Bryan to get the ap-
po1ntment for him.
The colonel and Bryan are said to be
personal friends, but Monterey people,
VINO are In the know say that If the
latter will read some of Col. Robert
sons editorials on Bryan in his now
deIunet Monterey Daily News, the am
oassadorship may 90 elsewhere.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
ms ~ RI.AIa-

Mrs Eva Blair, % years OF age and
a native Of Kansas, died at a local hes
pital Tuesday night She had lived at
3219 ORC street for a short time and
is survived by her husband, who re-
sides here. The funderal was held
from the chapel at 10 North Campbell
street Wednesday afternoon, and inter
ment was made IN Concordia cemetery.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
THTNKs ONLY III 81

CULONIA DLAL WIS bUNNED
Dr.. W. ". Gay. OF Nuevas Casas
Grandes. who was held up, with George
Look, jr., last Wednesday by Emilio
Campo and his rebels, says that not
all OF the houses in COlOlia Diaz were
burned AlthOuh he was held as a
prisoner while at Diaz, he says that
from what he could see Of the town,
not more than half of the houses were
burned. AM Of these many OF the brick
walls were stin standing and were not
damaged
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
DEATHS AND BURIALs
m ~. PITlIAN.

Telegraphis advices received in the
city announce the death OF John ". Pit
man. aged SO years, Tuesday night at
his home at Havana. Ill Mr.. Pitman
died as the result Of injuries he re-
ceiTed in a fan several weeks. County
clerk Park Pitman, a surviving son.
who LEFT here two weeks ago upon
learning Of the accident, was with his
father at the time OF his death
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
ANOTHER REGIMENT READY.

Minneapolis, Mimi, Feb. 19.-Follow-
ing orders from the war department
to be ready for field service at a mo-
ments notice, members of the 2Sth
infantry, Z. :. A.. received ammuni-
tion today and made preparations for
boarding trains without delay, should
the orders ba racaiEad-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
NOGALES FEDERAI.s ARE
SATISFIED MlTH F.VENrs

Noeales. Ariz.. Feb. 19.-On receiving
official confirmation of MaderO's over
throw, Mexican officials at NOgales, So
nora freely expressed satisfaction and
relief The majority believe the estab-
nshment of a military dictatorship viii
be the best assurance Of peaceful con-
ditiOnS in Mexico.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
JUBREZ LOYAL
TO CEN. HUERTl
Continued From Page -

situation. Doubt also was held Of the
press dispatches saying that Gen. Diaz
had accepted the Huerta claim to the
provisional presidency
Huerta is not popular in northern
Mexico. His administration as com
mander of the northern military zone
with headquarters at Juarez resulted in
much illfeeling among his own officers
and civilians. He was openly accused
of drunkenness and extravaganza OF
government money. His removal ID
Mexico CITY when Gen. Trucy ALBERT
took his place was greeted with general
fejoicine- as was the later appointment
of Gen. Antonio RabagO as division
commander with headquarters at Chi
huahua city
I'VE viii sustain the existing gov
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
sKIRHTSH PRACTICE
snARns a REHEL. gCARE

Shooting near Washington park
started a rebel scare going Wednesday
morning. II proved to be a skirmish
practice of troops stationed at wash
ington park
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
SCHEDULE TO CHANGE ON
LII n 4 u 81

The L q 4. SDNDAA
Sunday the new time card on the
Texas & Pacific railroad will go into
effect. making several changes in the
time OF arrival and departure Of trains
on this road in FL Paso- The exact
time has not yet been arranged
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19

Daniel OsDelI. dean Of the New York
stock exchange. is here for 2 visit
with friends in FL Paso
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-19
CONSULs ARE TOLD
MADERO BLUNDERED

By wire and mail the attitude OF
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-04-03
Steamship Arcadia Encounters
Wind Storms and Is Sew.
eral Hours Late.

n RA1JA0ER Frank Chance and his
M team Of Hlghlandcrs are having
Ava . longer sail up from Bermuda
than they expected. Instead Of the
Royal Mali Arcadian with the New
York Americans aboard landing here at
10 o'clock this morning. a wireless re-
ceivsd from the ships captain reported
the vessel was 1T miles OF the Hook
at o'clock this morning. and at that
rate the Arcadian can't possibly dock
bafove shutdown. The Arcadian's cap
taiR rseortsd that the high wind yes
tsrdAy was responsible for the delay.
Manager Chance had planned to work
In several hours practice this after
noon at the new Dbbstt's Stadium. but
WI b forced TO lay over until to-
morrow 70 workout. II 10 reported
that every mornbee a the team 10 In
good condition. barring . few cases
Of 80 sickness and every mothers son
Of ths Hishlandsrs will turn out to-
morrow In order to ind their land
lsss for the same with the Dodgers
which 10 to formally open the new
brooklyn ball park.
Chance and Third Basman Hartsell
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-04-03
MORAN COMPLAINS
HIS PRICE WAS CUT
Commission Summons Allan
tic Garden Officials to
Find Out.

Tho Atlantic Garden 4. c. IN Ms short
life ~ . hgh< club has already had Q
complaint lodged agsigot II Win ~
Boxing Commisaon. Dan McKsestok.
on behalf Of Frank Moran. the Pitts-
burGh heavyweight has complained to
the commission that the club didn't
abide by q contract made by lie mstoh-
maker. James johnson. for the Moran
Delaney bout hast week. According 70
McKetriciS. the club. through johnson.
agreed to pay Moran q Per cent Of the
gross receipts to meet Soldier Delaney.
The Soldier was taken sick and Al Nc
Closlssy was substituted. McKstrick
claims that the Fordon brothers then
wanted to compromise on somethang
ike $50. Mcl<etr3ok Unlisted on Gsttng
the 8 per cent. Of the receipts, which
amounted to t6s. or nothing. Accord
ingly MOran's manager appealed TO the
Boxing Commission for redress aGAinst
the east side club.
In presenting his side Of the c0ntro'
versy to tho Commissioners McKetstok
mentioned the namcs Of the FordoF
brothers repeatedly.
do with the Atlantic 0aroens" aSke<
U
They appear to have everything 4
do with the management" replied Nc
Kstrick. IAN my Arrangements Wer
made with them"
we'll" ejscuiassd .hs three cemmis
doners In surprise. The Krame
brothers are shown to b the ofhctai
Of the club In ths license erantsd 70 III
Atlantic 0asdsn A. c."
u was evident that the comuasAo
was amased that the Fordons had any
thing to DO with the Bowry hght ciut
TO the pest Of its knowledge the com
missaon believed that the Kreme
brothers were the sole manager Of tn
cost side club.
After hearing NoK~trtqk's complain
the commission decided to hear Ms 90
at its meAtinE next week and In Ii
mean time summon all w1tnsssee. "
GLIDING the Fordons. II 10 believed ths
the Moran case will prove sscondsr
70 the evidence the Fordons may CIV
a. to their relationship Win ne club.