Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-11-06

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Af0ol and hs noaey,ass soon spotted
This law businessis good for the lawyer only.
No man Is perfeot.=aot even I perfect ebunp
The cheerful loser stands . rs! Z ths cheerful siysE
Money talks, and even hush money makes moreSor
less noise. #@
man never knows where be will land when he stulaa-
bles over his own bluff.
Every now and then some aviator breaks j record be-
tore ne breaks his neck.
T this is the worst autumn can do II the smelanehois
days'-We should worry.
Almost any man is willing to pose as d political BAL.
rlot-if he gets paid for II
Many a man has discovered that he misindged Ills
enemy-especially after be wakes up IN the hospital.
Watertown viii be putting on d crew of white wings,
next summer. That is not ! bad job following the ponies.
a woman says that the weight Of 4 soul IS four and
seven-eighths ounces, so the average corporation hasn't
missed much.
Frank J.. Cory has returned to his first loye---the
Daily Public Opinion. Cory is . good newspaper man
We think he will admit that. .
new $500 oil tractor the Afford 4 as almost any farmer
can afford to have one at the price,
An intelligent bear in Pittsburgh, says an exchange,
smokes, chews, boozes and does Wlggle Dances, these, we
presume, being the first proofs Of intelligence.
One. Of Iife's neatest little ironies is the fact that the
first arrest under Wisconsin's antigossip law was not d
woman at 9 sewing circle, but 9 man - 81 barroom.@
According to science, women don't mind choosing ugly
men for husbands. Rejected suitors will be interested to
find their theories confirmed BY scientific authority.
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Some men are so crooked that when they die it viii be
impossible to bury them. They will simply have to be
screwed into the ground. Nothing hbelous intended.
Coy. ,Byrne will have to sharpen up his whiskers On
a pencil sharpener if he gets the best of Dick Richards IN
the gubernatorial scrap. Dick carries an awful wallop in
his left mitt.
Every little while, or oftener, we read about somebody
being strangled by means OF q piece OF beefsteak becoming
lodged in the throat. When will people begin to realize that
the eating OF beefsteak is q lost artg
a man or woman getting into q law suit puts US IN
mind OF the poorf fly that lights on q sheet Of sticky fly paper.
It will get your. goat if you stay whit. The glue on the
fly paper Is like the iaWyer-it' =. ths leg puller;
"old Abe Gets His was the .scare', headlines in
Sisters Herald several years ago and Judging from the
decision OF the supreme court which was handed down sew
eral days ago aOld Abe will get his and interest on top
oft.
Speaking Of determination, a New York woman has
just won a fight of thirty years against her husband for
alimony. II she had used the same amount Of determin-
alton IN making her home happy, what d cinch she would
have had on that man!
Said g certain young, gay kangaroo,
- can see my old steps will not do.
Lest / get out Of date,
shall sit up quite late, ss
70 acquire the unique kangaroo,
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a man found q ten dollar bill. He paid his rent with
It and his landlard paid his grocery clerk, the clerk paid
his board, and the landlady paid a debt she owed to the
man who found the bill. He took the bill to the bank and
deposited u, and the banker threw it out as counterfeit.
NOV, VINO was tne loser by the deal or was anybody?
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An. exchange says that "a man who squeezes d dollar