The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-09-13

or less noted as wits
and humorists. Per-
haps the idea may stimulate some lit
erary hack to make a much more com
plete compilation Of American humor
and supply a want long felt in these
days, when readers are being Overfed
with the lurid, the morbid and the
tragic. The memory of practically ev-
cry member and ex-member of our
various Legislative bodies, federal,
state and municipal, stores up some
samples of original repartee which
doubtless will be lost to posterity I'M
less preserved in printers ink. says
John Elfreth Watkins in the Philadel-
phia Record
In Washington the man who doubt
less has the greatest fund of stories
of brisk repartee in debate on the
floor Of congress is Speaker Champ
Clark. He recalls singing retOrts
that have excited not only uprOarious
counter.
The retort which he considers as
perhaps the most effective was made
by Senator James Hamilton Lewis
when a member Of the house Lewis
opponent had been the aggressor and
had been doing all Of the vicious dig
ging. Lewis. as usual, was all suayity
The speaker tells the story in this
way:
1T was one Of the finest bits Of
repartee | ever heard in the house
Lewis and Lemuel T. Quigg of New
York were having cut-and-thrust de-
bate on the trusts. Lewis assailing
and Quigg defending.
AT last Quigg made a particularly
vicious lunge at Lewis, to which the
latter, with the grace and politeness
Of Lord Chesterfield. replied:
"'Mr. Speaker | do not wonder that
the gentleman from New York de-
tends the trusts. for it is written in a
very old book that:
"The ass knoweth his owner and
the OK his masters crib
That ended the debate very sud
denly"
Speaker Clark gave me also the fol-
lowing sample Of repartee, contributed
not as one of the wittiest retorts he
ever heard, but as that precipitating
about the most ridiculous situation he
ever witnessed in a legislative body:
Toward the end Of his term as
speaker of the Missouri house of rep
resentatives Judge j. E. Alexander,
now member Of the national house
of representatives, was solicited for
recognition by large number Of mem
bers standing in the aisle in front of
the speakers desk At last the Hon.
James T. Moon, very brilliant mem
Der from Laclede county, yelled out:
MIR. Speaker. want to know if
you recognize me?'
Speaker Alexander, a very grave
and dignitied gentleman, responded
1T does seem to me that l have
seen that ugly mug somewhere be-
FORE"
The immortal wit Of the late Sena-
tor Jonathan Dolliver is considered
by Senator LaFollette to be produc-
tive of the very best repartee heard
on the floor of the senate
THE quickest flash of wit that re-
CALL" said he, came after Senator
Warren Of Wyoming had delivered a
speech in behalf of protection. All
members of the senate knew that Sen
ator Warren owned sheep ranches in
his native state and his earnest APP
peal had already tickled the fancy of
the listeners.
Senator Dolliver followed him and
had begun a discussion of the tariff
changes when Senator Warren, anx-
ious to join in the sentiment, re-
marked:
II quite agree with the senator on
that point. Like himself, / am an
agriculturist and
you remarked Dolliver. simply,
are the greatest shepherd since Abra-
ham,
Even senatorial dignity could not
withstand this"
Representative Fitzgerald OF New
York. chairman Of the appropriations
committee Of the house, said that one
Of the most effective shafts of repair
tee which he ever heard was hurled
some years ago by a southerner.
whose name he does not now recall.
"A hot debate was on" said Mr..
Fitzgerald. "and a member Of the Re-
nuhlican marty he1an nv assailin1 ron.
gress generally and Democrats in par