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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
TRAVELLING ENGLlSHMEN.
They're Prepared For Anything, Frsm
Golf 20 Sudden Death.

They're Prepared For Anything, From
Golf 10 Sudden Death.
The equipment Of the travelling Eng
Mshman Il the eighth wonder OF the
world. He is ready for any emergency
from golf 10 sudden death. recoliect
once being In a compartment on the
Paris boat train with an English fam
lly and their luggage, and l do not
remember ever being so pleasantly en-
tertained as ! was on that trip. AS to
pieces OF the hand variety which II
took pater n half hour 20 dovetall
into the racks while the train stood
In the dingy station nc Calais and an
other half hour TO pry out when we
reached the dreadful Care du Nord.
This was only q detail, however, and
have never in my life seen man
work harder 70 get family OF three
women comfortably settled. II was In
vain that they protested against more
wraps and rugs, against smelling salts
and spcckled fruit Being a man, he
knew so much better than they what
they needed, and he gently but firmly
had his way.
Finally he dozed or TO sleep. resting
audibly from his labors He had taken
off his great coat with It's amazing
capes and pockets. and as his coat
tails became parted IN his somnolent
writings ! plainly saw a good sized
holster prOtruding through the afore-
said coattails, evidently strapped around
his portly waist
AHA" I said 10 myself. "here we
have a mystery! Ny comrade is per
haps spy on route 20 Germany" This
holster-with It's supposed brace OF fire.
arms-fascinatcd me unspeakably, and
about It ! built lovely blood curdllng
romance as we sped on through the
monotonous French country. FINALLY
my neighbOr awoke, rosy and refresh.
ed, and upon one OF his daughters ask
ing him some question about Paris he
unbuckled the bolster, took It off and,
while / watched with bulging eyes,
opened IL and calmly eXtracted--a
guide book what else that deceiving
case may have contained / have no
means OF knowing perhaps caviare
sandwiches or q bottle Of Scotch.-De-
linea tor.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
Readind kia Fortune.

A negro. having won dollar Mt s
crap game. decided t. spend II on hay-
Ing his fortune tod. The fortune
teller led him into n gloomy room with
dirty hnngings and misty red lights.
She took his palm. traced II with a
dollar. spread out her cards and then
s.ss:
"You are very fond ~ music: you
ike chicken: you have won money at
craps, and you have been I'm jail"
The negro looked nj her With bulg1na
eyes and finally CALCULATED:
"Mah goodness. lady why. yo' Jest
read NAH inmost thoughts"-Ex-
shange.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
But Shn Hadnit.

whats the matter, old chap7 You
look as II you hadn't had n wink OF
sleep all night"
IL haven't You see. my wife threat.
ened never TO speak 70 me again II |
didn't come home last night before 10
O'Clock. and didn't"
81 see. You're finding out the lone.
someness Of solitude because she kept
her word. ehT'
mot 10y jugful. wish she had
Exchange.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
COURAGE OF NAPOLEON.
The Way II Carried Him From Aspern'
EssIing to Wagram.


Professor J. Holland Rose In "Tho
Personality Of Napoleon" writes OF Ma
pOieon's courage. He says that his
personality never stood forth so
grandly as after n defeat" The most
seritsss blow In the middle part of his
career was that dealt him by the Arch
duke Charles at Aspern- -Essling. north
east Of Vienna The Austrans were
nearly double him in strength. Tho
bridges over the Danube had been
broken down In his rear. His great
marshall, Lannes. had been killed. and,
IN fact, he had suffered terrible re-
verse. All his generals were for re-
treat, but he withstood them. and Pro
fessor Rose ranks the next six weeks
"among the most glorious OF Iris mill
tary career" He secured new troops,
deceived his enemy by false move
ments and finally defeated him mt
Wagram.
But n decline came to such pro-
diglous man. He himself said at St
Helena that he had been spoiled by
success. 1t was natural that the vic
tor In fifty pitched battles and innu-
merable smaller engagements should
come TO believe himself omniscient
and invincible. II was this hardening
of the mind that betrayed him into the
Russian campaign, that caused him to
refuse all compromise In 1913 and 1914
and that led him to defeat by his In
feriors. Wellington and Blucher. at
Waterloo. Just as Hannibal was final
ly beaten by his inferior, Scipio, AZ
Zama.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
Tidy 70 the Last,

In "Glimpses OF the Past" Miss Elz-
abeth Wordsworth tells this story:
one stormy day fishing smack was
wrecked and fast sinking When the
skipper came on deck he found the
mate busy swabblng.
whats the use OF that. Jack2 Don't
you see she's sinkingl"
Eyes. master. | know it: but, for all
that. I'd like the old gal to so down
clean and tidy"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
labadists OF Holland.

There IL n sect In Holland known as
the Labadists, among whose members
the use OF mirrors IL strictly prohibit
ell. Their founder, Jean de Labadic,
a seventeenth century CalvinIst min
lister, attracted many followers, but aft
er his death they dwindled down. and
now they ara found only in a few
remote villages of Friesland. Travel
ing I'm Holland In 1893, Lecky III upon
q colony OF Labadists. "lntermarry-
,0,a, mainly among themselves" he
writes, they have quite a distinct type
"A singularly beautiful one, with their
delicate lips and curious air of re-
finement. They are fshcrmen-very
prosperous-and their houses, With
their china and silver ornaments and
prints OF the house OF Orange and
great Bibles with silver clasps and
perfectly preternatural neatness, are
very interesting to see." - London
Chronicle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10

Editor-we are sorry 10 lose your
subscription. Mr. Jackson What's the
matter2 Don't YOU like our new poll.
tics7 Mister Iackson--lt a'nt dnt,
sab: faint dat Nah wife ieS been
an dun landed q Job o work foh me
by advertisin IN youh burned oid pa.
pahl--phuatclphia Ledger
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
In q W,x

Are you acquainted with Mrs. Hidy.
your fashionable neighbour
only In roundabout way. Her cat
boards at my house. kansas City
Journal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
1hn Manifestation.

"Papa." said the young girl sweetly,
" feel II In my bones that you are
going 20 buy me new hat"
-Ah. do your" chuckled papa. "ln
which bone do you feel itY'
well. I'm not sure. but think IT'S
In my wishbone."
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
n philosophers Purpose.

"I am looking for an honest man."
said Diogenes.
What do you w,nt with oner'
"Oh, nothing In particular Ny real
philaHthropic purpose Is to show the
world how to conduct long and nc.
sultless investigation with rs little ex-
pense as possible. Washington star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10

professor Donehead appears 70 be
q very learned man"
'Yes; only on an extremely hot day
eau the thermometer rival him 10 the
number Of degrees. Express.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
LEGAL NOTICES
TOWN OF JOHNSTON
PROBATE COURT OF THE TOWN
OF JOHNSTON.
September 20, 1913.
Estate of PhiIomene Leveque.

ESIoIc OI FhIIOueHc L1SoVu~'
An instrument in writing, purporting 10 be
the last Will and Testament OF Philomene
Leveque, late OF said Johnston, deceased, Is
presented for probate. and the same Is re.
reiyed and referred To the fourteenth day OF
october, A. ID. 1913, at 2 o'clock 7. M, at the
Probate Court Room, In said Johnston, FOR
consideration; and IL ID ordered that nouce
thereof be published for fourteen days, once
a week, In The Olneyville Times.
8. X. LUTHER,
sep.263 30 Clerk
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
PROBATE COURT OF THE TOWN OF
JOHNSTON.
september 2e, 1918.
Fstate of Harriet r.. Nichols.

Lulie A. Johnston, Guardian OF the person
and estate II Harriet r. Nichols. present,
her first account with the estate or her ware
for allo vance; and the same Is received anC
referred To the fourteenth day OF October A
ID 1913, ut O'Clock =. NJ lat the Probate Cour
Room, in said Johnston, for consideration
and IL is ordered that notice Thereon Dt
published for fourteen days, once week III
the Olneyville Times.
g. X. LUTHER,
senogst Clerk.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10
PROBATE COURT OF THE TowS OF
JOHNSTON
To Alvin A. Spra0ue and all persens
who claim an interest I'm the Estate of
said Alvin A. Spragne md to All whom
sep.26St

Request I'm writing Is made by Anna spra
que. wife OF Alvin A. Sprague, praying foi
reasons therein stated, that Louis w. Dunn
or some other suitable person, may be ap,
pointed Receiver Of the property OF sslu
Alvin A. Sprague, and said request is re-
ceiyed ana referred to the fourteenth day OF
October, A. ID. 1918, at 2 o'clock T.. M, at the
Probate Court Room in said Johnston, TOT
consideration; and you are therefore hereby
cited To appear at said Probate Court Room
on the fourteenth day OF October, a, ID. lvlS
and show cause, IL any you have, why sald
isordere that notice thereof be published
for thirty days, once each week In the
Olneyville Times. ,,ruu,
sep l25t- Clerk
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-10-10

The two bright lights on the front OF an
automobile are Acetylene Gas lights. The
clearest and hsalthiest light for Public build
ings. Ofices and for Homes.
ss-Write for Booklet and Panama Canal Map
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
DANGER IN DELAY.
Kidney Diseases Are Too Dangerous
for Cairo People to
Neglect.

The great danger of kidney trou-
bles is that they so often set a firm
hold before the sufferer recognizes
them. Health will be gradually un-
dermined. Backache, headache. ner-
vousness, lameness, soreness. lum-
bago, urinary troubles, dropsy,
gravel and Bright's disease often fol-
low in mericless succession. Don't
neglect your kidneys Help the kid
neys with Doan's Kidney Pills, which
are so strongly recommended right
here in this locality.
Mrs W. T. Parker. Main street,
Mound City, H., says: For many
years | suffered from backache and
other symptoms Of kidney complaint.
/ often became dizzy and nervous and
my eyes panied me. rested poorly
and got up in the morning more tired
than when | went to bed. Being ad-
vised to try Doans Kidney Pills, I
did so and they brought almost i'm
mediate relief. have had no serious
sign of kidney trouble since"
For sale by all dealers Price so
cents. Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name --- Doans -
and take no other.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
INDIGESTION ENDED,
STOMACH FEELS FINE
Time "Pape's Diapepsin!" In five
minutes all Sourness, Gas,
Heartburn and Dyspepsia
ls Gone.


Sour, gassy upset stomach, indi
gestion, heartburn, dyspepsia; wher
the food you eat ferments into
gases and stubborn Jumps; your
head aches and you feel sick and
miserable, that's when you realize
the magic in Papes Diapepsin.
makes all stomach misery vanish il
five minutes.
If your stomach is in a continu.
GUS reyolt-if YOU cant get ii regu.
lated, please, for your sake, try
Pape's Diapepstn. It's so needles.
to have a bad stomach-make your
next meal a favorite food meal, then
take little Diapepsin. There viii
not be any distress without
fear It's because Pape's Diapepsir
really does" regulate weak, out-of
order stomachs that gives it its mil
lions of sales annually.
Get large fifty cent case o
Pape's Diapepsin from any drul
store. 1t is the quickest, sures
stomach relief and cure known. ]
acts almost like magic-It is a sclen
titic harmlmess and pleasant stom
ach preparation which truly be
longs in every home.-Adyt
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
TODAY'S BIRTHDAY HON0Rs

Ira Clifton Copley, Republican,
of Aurora, was born in Knox coun-
ty, October %, 1864. His family
moved to Aurora in 1867; gradual
ed from West Aurora High School in
1881 prepared for college at Jen-
nings Seminary, Aurora. and grad
uated from Yale College in 1887, re-
ceiving the degree of bachelor of
arts; graduated from Union college
of Law, Chicago. in 1899. and has
been connected with the gas and
electric business in Aurora since
that year; is married. was elected
to the Sixty-second Congress. and
reelected to the Sixty-third con-
gress.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
MOUND CITY

The funeral of Mrs. James Talley
who died Thursday will be at the
residence on upper Commercial ave-
nue. at o'clock this afternoon. The
remains viii be inferred in Beech
Grove cemetery.
Mrs. William Cowgirl of Pearl
street is under the care of physi-
clans in Paducah as the result of
wounds received two weeks ago
when a vicious bull dog bit her as
she was trying to free him from a
steel trap. in which he had been
caught. The dog was killed Thurs
day, Mrs. Cowgirl is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Edwin Peake.
The eyangelistic services which
have been in progress at the Baptist
euhreh the past two weeks are
meeting with undated interest.
Large crowds are in attendance and
are greeted with pointed and well
delivered sermons. Elder Lee Ira
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
OCTOBER Is IN HISTORY.

l415-- France invaded by Henry "
who gained the battle OF
Agincourt.
1779-- British trops evacuated
Rhode Island.
191l--The newly appointed Tartar
General, Funk Sen, was as
sassinated upon his arrival
in Canton to assume his
duties.
1912-A two days battle at Kou
Manoya resulted in Ser
Wan victory.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

Wis and Rev. Allen of Paducah are
conducting the seyices.
Mrs. F. A. Steinbeek and Mrs,
Peter Smith of Mounds were in the
city yesterday in the interest of a
charitable Halloween dance which
will be given under the auspices Of
the Ladies OF the Idle Hour. a
Catholic society. The affair will be
in the Titus hall
Byron Connell OF Ration, y. NJ.
will arrive early next week to spend
two weeks vacation with his
mother. Mrs. Charles Dishinger and
other relatives here Mr.. Connell.
q former Mound City boy. is presi
dent Of a printing company at Ra
ton and after his visit here, will &c
to Chicago to buy machinery for thu
company.
Mrs. James Freeman of La Center
KY. is at the bedside of her daugh
ter, Mrs. George Parker. who has
been quite i'll,
Mr. aud Mrs. Earl Giles and son.
Earl, of Mounds, spent THURSDAY
night with Mrs. Giles parents, Mr.
and Mrs Ed Sheerer.
Mrs w. H. perrine of Upper Alton
visited her parents, Rev. and Mrs
M. b. Baker here. returning TO heI
home yesterday. She was accom-
panied TO Mounds by her mothel
and Mrs. C. l.. Rev.
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Mertz o.
Pittsburg, Kan, will arrive soon Il
visit Mr.. Mertz's parents. Mr.. an(
Mrs. Charles Mertz. They are nov
visiting Mr.. and Mrs, Joseph Merit;
in ST Louis.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Tramme
have returned from Decatur where
he represented Mound City lodgc
No. 1877. Knights of Pythias at tn
Grand Lodge.
Mr. and Mrs. Vail Falls of Chi
cago, left this month for Chirenc
Tex, where Mr. Falls has engaged II
the drug business, and whore h
Will also oversee his ranch. Mrs
Falls was formerly Miss Mona Con
nell of this city.
Rev. and Mrs. William Pease LEI
Thursday night for their home
Hersman, ILL.,. after visiting Mrs
Pease mother. Mrs. ] w. Cole ant
sister. Mrs. George Keller for tn,
past two weeks
Mrs. II. Y. Handley is i'll at hel
home on Main street
Miss Lillian Dillin the Deacones
evangelist OF Coshocton. O., will be
gin a series Of revival services
the Methodist Episcopal churcl
Thursday November 10,
Robert Barber of Leyings, wa
here on business yesterday.
Mrs. William Schwartz of Ameri
ca was shopping here yesterday.
Mrs. Charles Dishinger spent yes
terday afternoon with relatives
Mounds.
w. r, Hayden, who has been seri
ously i'll the past two weeks at hi
home on Main street is in a critica
condition.
Mr.. aud Mrs M. d. Brelsford o
America were in the city yesterday
Ed Sheerer transacted business a
Mounds yesterday
Judging from the delicious look
ing homemade pastries and cake
which the ladies' of the Methods
Episcopal church are preparing TO
the delicatessen sale this Afternoon
their market shoald be a decided
success.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
Lucky Optimist.

An optimist is man who can scent
the coming harvest while the snow Is
on the ground; a man who can live In
the sunny days of June, even while he
is in the dingy days of December; a
man who can believe in the best even
in the arrogant and aggressive pres
ence of the worst,--J. H. Jowett
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

From the list of local histronic
talent in the Elk's big show next
week, one readily realizes what an
important selection was really
made. Every profession is identified
from the manager of large stor-
age warehouse TO the future man
ager OF The Halliday. Our idea OF
diversity. We predict it will be
some show, but on the other hand
We want to be shown.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

News dispatches say that the
Tango, Bunny Hug, etc, are to be
barred at frat dances in the future
in University of Illinois cir les,
Never mind. Bunny" Reed, We can
teach you right here, even 10 better
advantage than you could learn in
Champaign or out among the apple
blossoms in Washington state.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
Editors SAVINGS.

An editor who started about twenty
years ago with only IS cents IS nov
worth 100000, His accumulation OF
wealth is owing to his frugality, gooc
habits. strict attention to business
and the fact that an uncle died and
left him 500, 9s9.-Editor and Publish
er.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

group of students stoned the gov
ermments buildings. Their leaders
rs well as fifteen other persons
were ARRESTED. According TO the
authorities, one of the prisoners
confessed that President Arriaga and
the Premier were to have been assas-
'inated as part OF the plot against
The government. The city is under
martial law.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
FOUR ARE DISMISSED
AS HAZERS BY U. OF /.

Champaign, III. Oct. 24.-Because
they gave one freshman a hair cut"
and ducked two other first year men
in the boneyard creek, four sophie
mores were today dismissed from the
University OF Illinois. +. +. Bloom
OF Peoria, ". F. Nance of Urbana,
f. N. Simison of Austin and l.. A.
Wllord OF Nokomis were those pun
ished.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
Food From the Sea.

Nearly 5,750,000 crabs we're landed
in England and Wales last year, ac-
cording to the annual report on sea
fisheries, while over thirty.three mil
lion oysters. between six and seven
hundred thousand Holsters, and some
twenty-six thousand tons OF other
sheil-fsh were taken.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
Gift Of MAKING Friends.

Blessed are they who have the git
of making friends, for it is one Al
aas best Sits Il involves aaus
.ass but above ali, the power OF
going out of ones self and apprecia
ing whatever is noble and loving IL
another,-Thomas Hughes.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
Qualities TO Cultivate.

Guard within yourself the treasure.
kindness. Know how to give with.
out hesitation, know how 10 lose with.
oat regret, how TO acquire without
meanness. Know how to replace liz
your heart the happiness that may
De wanted in yourself.-F W. FabeT
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
Cleaned Tn His city,

Resenting the assertion that sgd
ney, Australia, was the dirtiest towI
In the southern hemisphere. the lore
mayor organized a special force of 2
hundred police for the preservation %
5ood order cleanliness and neatness
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Bulletin is authorized to an
nounee II. H. Halliday as the he-
publican candidate FOR the ONCE OF
county commissioner Election No
vember 4th, 1913.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

The Bulletin Is authorized to
announce Oscar Taylor as the Demo
cratic candidate for the office or
County Commissioner. Election De-
tober 4th, 1913
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

And imagine one OF our local sol
der lads. falling for the same stuff
in the line OF charming femininity
as We. We're glad to note that Bob
and Hisey are immune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

II We owned this here paper.
we would present Charlie, Rutie and
Al, with fair brown-eyed gal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
First Requisite.

Most persons think little of advice
until they themselves have had ex-
perience upon which to base 1t. Judge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

Hands off in Mexico" says w, J.
B. with his grape juice bottle The
real way then, is to drink it through
a straw.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

And speaking of dances, Bryan
has certainly danced the hesitation
waltZe" with Mexico.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

They say that practice makes per-
feet. but it accomplishes little among
he lighting Mexicans.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
ADMITS PLOT TO Xviii
PORTUGUESE PRESIDENT

Lisbon, Oct 24.-There was a sec
ohd outbreak M the Portuguese
monarchial uprising today when
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25
Daily Thought.

THE best and greatest thing man
or woman is capable of doing is his
or her sphere. Wendell Phillips.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

@ HODDY paints, like shoddy
- cloth, soon shows the wear
it looks nice to start with
Maybe that's the kind OF paint
you used on your house a year or 90
ago.
You'll not make the mis-
take again, if you can help it;
and YOU needn't it next time
you use Devoe Lead-and-Zinc. :.
Paint,
It's an "all wool" paint;
made to stay on a long time. .
and look well while it's on; it's
paint protection 10 property
and pocketbook.
Cairo Lumber Co., Agent.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-10-25

We're trying to compose an ode
o those Cairo-Chicago girls