The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-08

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 WEDNESDAY, GOT. 8, 1918.
 EDITORIAL NOTES.
 So far Jerome has not been Jailed for annoying Harry Thaw.
 Formerly kind hearted people used 10 establish watering troughs along the country roads, but now gasoline stations are needed much more.
 The fans-are not allowed to carry eowbels to the worlds series games, as they couldn't be heard.
 Afhsr reading those aI1ur1ng mail order ca4z1ogs, the tub11ant house wife ssts, down and proceeds to order a $3e0< dining*room set for $6s49. Quftssnke1yv T. R. will take few days off from his South American program for side trip to-the South, Pole
 h6U&heEs@DayeIS a1reaaysasgffx tim. Fathers Day is coming. but Grgndmother remains unwept. unhon- ored. and unsmg.
 There ere sa4d toa1De a.goods many, deerand naooseAn the woods this sea- son, eand if ftthey fan short there are always plenty of guides.
 Danc1ng teachers. are trying to re- form the new dances, and the young people are fearful that the necessary Objectionable features win be cut out. There is great restIessness, in Con- gress because there is no likelihood of a six months vacation during the coming year.
 Some of the railroads are slowing down their fast trains, in spite of the fact that this in5ures the connection with Eternity.
 1t is said that a Cleveland boy stole s1, 400 to go to Oxford University, but Ln this country they are more apt to get through college by stealing bases It can't be very expensive for the candidates to do electioneering in Mexico as all that has to be done IS to send the campaign literature to sFresfdent Huerta-
 When President wilson asked Con- gress to remain in Washington and work on the currency bill, he forgot that the baseball season is over early in October.
 It is complained that football play CTS are given suychnine to stimulate the heart, but probably this was only where their opponents in previous games escaped unhurt
 Customs officers will not be per sxnitted to snatch aigrettes out of women's hats. but if the officers would have their hair cut close it might be safe.
 
 tended church the Sunday night be- fore the worlds series It is cer- tainIy fine when such a good example is set by our national leaders
 A campaign is on against bi11- board advertising. It is hard to see what good this kind of advertising does, except to the rivals of the mer- chant who is injured by using 1t. Some of our leading citizens are making an effort to keep their names out 0R the papers, but it is not be- Heved that Harry Thaw will join them
 The American Bankers Association sE1as been meeting in Boston, but, it is @not true that you could pick them out Ion the street by their lean and hun gry looks.
 If the first Sunday in June is made Fathers Day as Congressman Moore asks. it will be considered an appro- prfate time for the old man to take the family on a good automobile ride. So far none of the governors has been impeached for winning money in. the stock market, but then there isn't much danger of that happen ing
 President Wilson visited in the hos pital the boy whom his automobile ysa over. The usual proceeding ie to v-zve a fellow in the road, as per- shaps some other car may come along and finish him up.