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Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
To Swell the sunday Collection.

"Uhwell, sah," triumphanty said
old Brother Bulginback, de church
wasn't never so prosperous befo' liz
de Twin world. Yo' see, sab. we alls
got wild us Brudder Nick Smash. de
cullud p'liceman. On Sundays he
shucks off his blue unicorn and takes
up de election. and if brudder don't
pungle up bout what BrHdder Smash
considers fittin' amount, on de fol-
derin' Monday, when he's uh-repre-
sentin de magnitude 0 de law, he
dusts dat brudder's head wild his club.
Yassuhl-de church am sholy rollin
in clover since we done took Brudder
Smash into de fold! kansas City
Star
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
Two Or q Kind.

A well-known clubman in New York
likes nothing better than to hunt big
game in British Columbia. During
his last expedition to that region he
Was in camp with a friend from Min
nesota. Toward morning, says the
New Yorker. he awoke shivering With
cold. The fire was very low His
companion was fast asleep.
1t isn't nice to get out of warm
blanket to roll frosty logs to the fire.
SO the willy New Yorker gave his
friend a kick and then pretended TO
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
One Charge Untrue at Least.


John Purroy Mitchell of New York
was talking about new defense OF
Tammany.
1T is ridiculously naive defense,
he said. ut reminds nae of Paint
Rock.
"A visitor to the retired village o.
Pain Rock remarked to native:
Mr.. Scribbler was charmed with
Paint Rock. In his book he calls 1t
the quaintest, sleepiest town
But here the native, biting vicious
ly into a plug of chewing tobacco
growled:
WALL Paint Rock may be quaint,
all right, all right; but don't SEQ
nothin' sleepy about place whar
everybody's up at four in the morn
in, rain or shine'"
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

The one-piece dress remains IA
yorite. 1t Is usually simple, depend
ing upon it's cut for attractiveness,
rather than trimming. Collar and cuffs
are often of contrasting materials. In
this design there is seen the dropped
shoulder, the new fullness at the
waist line and simple straight
skirt. Sleeves may be long or short,
and the waist line high or normal.
Any of the new wool or silk stuffs
may be used with this design.
The misses and small women's
dress pattern (G332) is cut in sizes IA,
10 and Is years Medium size requires
Az yards of So inch material
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
to Pattern Department" of this paper.
Write name and address plainly, and BIO
sure to give size and number of pattern.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

be asleep There was no response
and presently the man from New
York tried another kick.
Al this the westerner broke into
laugh i did the same thing to you
~ minutes ago." he explained. and
that's how you came to be awake"
Then, OF course, both turned out to
build a fire.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

Some day, in the days to
come, when we are all busy
making things over into
what they ought to be in
stead of scrambling along
trying to make the best Of
them as they ought not to
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

How long ought human
beings to live? Reckoned
on the basis that applies to
other animals, the span of
life ought to be at least
twice what it now averages.
According to DR.. Eugene
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
Length of Span Of
Human Life
By Robert Underwood. indianapolis, Ind.

Christian @man is entitled By inheritance to live 200 years
therefore, boast only when has carried him beyond this
That computation based the fact that virtually all
animal life normally earth about eight times the period required
reach maturity Horses and attain full growth
and i've about hywo years And with
So argued that who reaches maturity
twenty-five should live to the old Of hundred
abouts The difficulty to be that live life
do most Of the animals DR. Christian the of
food and living He adds "an vastly
the productivity Of the soil by the Of agriculture
conquered the air and carried the intelligence to its seeming
limit But he has forgotten himself In fact just he
has progressed all the other retrogressed the science
of preserving his health and life
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
Naturally

Judge You said the defendant
'prned end wListled TO the dog. What
followed?
Mitness--The dog Illinois Sirea.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
PREPARING FOR COOL BREEZE
Coin Placed in Slot Closes Motor Cir
cult and Remains Until Proper
Time to Drop Out.

A coin-in-the-slot electric fan is the
latest idea of an ambitious inventor
guided perhaps by the forecast of Edi-
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
DisaqreeabIe Trait.

Can she keep a secret?"
Eyes, the disagreeable thing. De
troit Free Press.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

Don't neglect cold. Tt means Consump-
ton or Pneumonia. Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops check colds-5c at Druggists-
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

When the golfer mistakes SNOWFALL for his golf will ruc
family that the little for good sport
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value for
your money, goes twice as far aa any other.
Don't put your oney into any other. Adv
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
Point of View.

Have you got good COOK
Yes, very religious, but her cook
lngs diabolical."
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
Daily Thouoht.

Those who do not observe the move
ments of their own minds must Of No.
cessity be unhappy. Marcus Aurelius
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
CATCH RATS BY ELECTRICITY
Weight of Rodents Body Causes Pri-
mary Circuit to Close, Hurting
Little Animal Into Can.

The latest of the many forms of rat
traps to have been devised is one con-
structed by Mills Knickerbocker of
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

There ought to be no
halfway policy between
honesty and dishonesty. If
every one were honest-as
it is presumed they viii be
in the Holy City business
would be a "cinch."
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

English detectives discovered
making counterfeit money and having circulated This
strong habits apparently han
dicaps
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

Maybe autoiss will learn day that try occupy
a grade crossing at the time an express train
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

A friend In need generally needs
too much.-New Orleans Picayune.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

feature of this fly killer is its clcanli
ness, and there lis none of the buzz.
ing that forms an annoying accom-
paniment to some traps.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23

Two islands in the Pacific have disappeared an earthquake
shock There many Others they viii not be missed
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
INTERNATIONAL
SUNMSOlDOl
LESSON

(By e. y. SELLERS, Director OF Evening
Department. The Moody Bible Institute.
Chicago.)
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1913-10-23
LESSON FOR OCTOBER q
SIN OF MOSES AND AARON.

LESSON TEXT-Numbers 20:1-l3
GOLDEN TEXT-"Let the words OF my
mouth and the meditation OF my heart
be acceptable In Thy sight, Jehovah,
my rock and my redeemer." Ps. 19:H.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-11-22
BERNARD SHAW.
An observant Critic Describes HI,
Personality.

Cecil Underwood, special London
correspondent Of the Western Watch
man Of St. Louis, writes thus of Bern.
ard Shaw: .q
The British public continues to be
attracted and amused by. Bernard
Shaw, who, like Shakespeare's wom-
an, seems to possess infinite variety
in the matter of public entertain
ment. A New Shaw play, as for
example, "Androcles and the Lion, .
is sure to be heralded far and wide;
and new Shaw lecture will fill any
London hall to Overlooking. 1t was
our good fortune last week to come
early and secure a seat from which
we had the literary lion at close
range.
The personality of Shaw is certain.
ly attractive; his figure is tall, some.
what fragile and slightly stopped, ow-
ing, no doubt, to hard work at the
desk; his beard and hear are iron.
gray; the delicate curl in his thin lips
indicates constituencies, irony, con.
tempt. From his facial expression
you would fnfer that he might easily
entertain "the scorn Of scorn, the
hate Of hate" But he was in a happy
mood on this particular occasion and
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-11-22
BIENNIAL CONFERENCE.
OF Catholic Charities Will be. Held
at Washington.

Plans are already being made for
the third biennial meeting of the
National Conference Of Catholic
Charities, which will be held at the
Catholic University, Washington, D.
c., in September, 1914.
The National Conference Of Cath
Ollie Charities was organized at the
Catholic University. February 10,
1910, by a committee of twenty-six Of
the lay and clerical leaders in the
Catholic charities OF the United
States or SO cities. The printed re.
port Of that meeting makes a volume
of 430 pages. The second national
meeting was held at the Catholic
University in September, 1912. 1t
was attended by $50 delegates, re-
presenting 20 States or So cities. The
report of that meeting makes a
volume of 800 pages.
Meetings are held every second
year at the Catholic University In
Washington. The officers are an
honorary president, active president,
six Independents, treasurer, secre.
tary, three assistant secretaries, and
an executive committee OF is mem.
bers, all Of whom are elected bien.
nially to serve two years. In add.
ton, the program Of each meeting il
prepared under direction oe commit.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-11-22

tees on families on children, on So
cial and civic activities, and on sick
and detectives. Each committee con-
slst Of twenty-five members, includ-
ing chairmen and vice-chairmen.
The officers are:: Honorary presi-
dent, Cardinal Gibbons; president, Rt.
Rev. Msgr. shahan, rector of the
Catholic University; vice-presidents.
Daniel B. Murphy, Rochester, N. Y;
Miss Mary v. Merrick. Washington,
D. c.; Richard Crane, Cincinnati, o.;
Mrs. T. j. Meder, Chicago, ILL.,; Rev.
Joseph Ruesing, West Point, Neb. !;
David F. Tilley, Boston, Mass; treas
surer, Hon. William H. De Lacy,
Washington, D. c.: secretary, Rev.
DR.. William J.. Kerby, Catholic Uni
versity, Washington, d. c.; assistant
secretaries, Mr.. B. A. Seymour, De-
troit, Mich; Miss, Sallie Grieves
Gaynor, Chicago; Mr.. Bernard Kel.
ley, Boston, Mass. Z.
The chairmen Of the different com.
mittees, each OF which has twenty.
five or more members, are as foil
ows: conlmitte on'a families, Mr.
Thomas M. Mulry;; New York; on
children, Mr.. ]. B.TFee, Boston; on
social. and. civic aetRttties, Rev. DR.
John A.: Ryan, st. Paul, MINI; or
sick and detectives, DR.. Lawrence
Flick, Philadelphia, Pa.
The aims of the National Confer
ence of Catholic Charities are: Tt
bring about exchange Of views amons
experienced Catholic men and wo
men who are active in the work O
charity. To collect and publish infor
nation concerning organization. prob
lens and results in Catholic charity
To bring to expression a general pol
icy toward distinctive modern ques
tons in relief and prevention, ant
toward methods and tendencies il
them. To encourage further develop
ment of literature in which the re
ligious and social ideals of charity
shall find dignified expression.
The Conference is not relief-giv
ing organization. 1t does not sup
plant any existing organization.
aims to bring about personal &C
quintance among our leaders, bien
NAL meetings which will represent al
sections of the country, an open dis
cussion of all phases of Catholic char
liable endeavor. 1t aims to stimulat,
the development Of literature i,
Catholic charities and the improvin,
of methods in their work. 1t hopes t.
assist in discovering and in express
ing the fundamental agreements ii
our Catholic charities, not only con
corning their own policies and meth
DDS, but, as fell, concerning all othe
types of charitable activity in tn
United States. - e
The Conference never votes OF
questions which it discusses. 1t doe
not in any manner hamper the lib
erty of either individuals or organiza
tions.
All Catholics who have an activ
interest in private or, public char
table or correctional work are invite
to enroll themselves as members O
the Conference and to participate il
the proceedings Of the biennial pull
lie meetings. Associations, instit,
lions, cities, and dioceses may be en-
rolled as members Of the Conferenc
and may send delegates to Its NEE,
ings.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-11-22
Buttermilk and Biliousness.

In the South, and indeed every
where where it is necessary to guard
against nlalarial affections, butter
milk has been found invaluable as
preventive of many ills. For in
stance, there is nothing in the way
of food product to take its place ir
cases OF bilious temperaments. 1t
should he put on ice while perfectly
fresh and drunk freely, two Or three
times a day, with or without the
accompaniment of solid foods; that
is, either at mealtimes or between;
but since it is really very nutritious,
it should be considered a part Of
ones meal and not a mere adjunc,
like water.
1t is one OF the most beneficial
drinks for invalids and may be safely
given to children over two years old.
Butternilk must on no account b.
kept in tin vessels or left uncovered
in hot, close places, for under these
conditions it absorbs odors and germs
and quickly ferments. producing un
wholesome, if not actively poisonous
gases. 1t should be kept in glass Jars
in spring house or on ice, and i'm
meG:ately after emptying the jars
they should be submerged in clean
cold water to prevent caking ant
souring, and later washed and sun
| ned.
For very aggravated cases Of bill
BUSINESS let the patient put himsel
on steady diet Of buttermilk anc
bread or cereals for one week and he
will be amazed at the result
An appetizing and nutritious way
to prepare butermilk for table use is
to make buttermilk jelly. Boil one
quart of fresh buttermilk in a granite
kettle, string occasionally to avoic
curdling of Jumps: mix in enough
rice flour, previously moistened, Il
make soft mush. Beat in the yoli
Of one egg while hot, add two table
spoonfuls Of sugar and pour into
molds. Serve cold with cream. An
other way is to flavor with Tenor
and add handful of chopped al
monds instead of the egg.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-11-22
LEAGUE OF CATHOLIC WOMEN.

Notice to A. 0. II. and L. A. A. o. H..
ALI Members of the A. o. H. and
Ladies Auxiliary of Hennepin County
are Cordilly invited to attend a grand
card party and dance, given by Div
N. 3 A. o. H. at their Hall 80 Central
Ave-, Nov. 26th at P. NJ. tickets 25
cents person, the large hall has
been secured for dancing where some
old time dancing will take place.
Card playing will take place in the
lower Hall. A good time is in store
for all. Don't miss it.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-11-22
Ireland's Destiny.

y many the days of glory when the
light Of her learning shone
Thro' the dim byways of world that
sighed. for glimpse of dawn,
When the fame of her saints and
sages was bright as her own
green sod,
Ere the awful hour Of her testing was
struck from the chimes of God.
Then l saw her affairs shattered, her
shrines in the dust laid low,
And thro' the halls of her broken
kings the feet Of her foemen go,
With her eyes to the north star
lifted, she stood by the slaught.
cred dead,
The Lords handmade of the world, a
beggar for aims and bread!
In bondage and persecution, in famine
and fever ships, 49,.
Were her children beaten and scat
tered, their death.cries soaring
her. lips.
And as even the blood-stained ages
grew darker with woe and
dread ...A
II turned me unto. the, Watcher -
s.~ "Have pity and spare" I said
But the Watcher smiled as he an
swered-"Would'st weep FOL
the Celtic race? 80
Behold, in the MONDAY shining, they
go to their destined place."
And then with unveiled vision l saw
in a blazing glow
The exiled ranks of my people to the
heart of the whole world 60
Raising up temples and cities, sailing
DER trackless seas,
Priests and soldiers and pioneers,
builders in war and peace,
While ever their homage and yearn.
ing went back with love di
vine .,-
To the shrine Of their souls behind
them-the land Of their hearts
and mine. p;
Again l turned to the Watcher -
"How .endeth the tale?" said
Shall this mother of heroes and
sages be a land of the quick o,
the dead?"
But ever he smiled in answer-"Fea,
not, for the Celtic Race
Is tested and weighed by the Goo
Who made their first and fina
place."
Then, 10, in blaze of glory, stoot
Erin our love of the lands,
With victor's smile on her forehead
and peace in her chainless
hands;
While out Of the Highest Heavens
the jubilant cry rang forth,
with the leaven of this, my daugh
ter, have leavened the tribes
Of Earth
Teresa Brayton.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-11-22


honor.
The marriage Of Miss Mary &c.
Kearn, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. M.
Kea1m of Corcoran, Mimi, to Mr..
Charles X. Patnode, took place Wed.
nesday- morning. of last week at 10
o'clock at St. Thomas church. Rev.
y Father McCarron performed the cere-
mony. Miss Rose Gotham was at the
organ. She played the "Lohengrin'
wedding march for the professional
and the Mendelssohn for the reces.
sional. Miss ANNA Audus sang the
nuptial hymns. The bride was at
tended by Miss Rose Patnode, sister
Of the bridegroom. Miss Patnode wore
pink satin and carried pink carna-
lions. and roses. The bride entered
alone. She wore an attractive gown
Of white satin trimmed with shadow
lace. Her tulle veil which was made
in cap effect was held in place with a
band Of pearls and caught with lilies
Of the valley. She carried q shower
bouquet Of brides roses. Mr.. Patnode
had for his best man, Mr.. John Kearn
brother Of the bride. Messrs. Ray.
d
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-11-22
MINNEAPOLIS NEWS

mond Kearn and Albert Bragg were
ushers. A reception followed at the
home OF the brides parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Patnode have gone for short
trip. They will be at home after Dec.
! at Corcoran, MINI.
On Monday evening November Gath,
benefit dance for the Church of St
Helena will be given by Miss Mary
A. O'Donnell at the A. o. U. w. Hall
No. II South 7th st. ALI are cordially
invited to attend.
LEAGUE OF CATHOLIC WOMEN
The Minneapolis League of Catholic
Women will open their League Rooms
at 72O Marquette Ave. on Sunday
afternoon for social purposes. A short
program will be given beginning al
three O'clock and this will be follow
ed by social hour during which tea
will be served. The entertainment
committee who has this feature of the
work to lock after are very enthusi
astic and are planning many nice
things for the members and theil
friends. 1t is hoped the girls will take
advantage and attend in large
numbers:
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-14
TACOMA MAY CONSTRUCT
MUNICIPAL OAR LINE


Tacoma, Wash, Nov. 13.-Aftcr an
agitation Of eight months, the city
council yesterday authorized special
election 10 bo held within 20 days for
the purpose Of voting bonds Of $780,.
600 for the construction and operation
Of a municipal car line from The heart
Of the city 10 tho manufacturing dis
trict on the tide flats.
An appeal will be made to women
voters Of the city to act as election
judges without pay, A year ago the
people voted TO build tho liue, but TO
iocted the bond issue Of $4,000 to n
nance the proposition,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-14
A Consumptive Cough.

A cough that bothers you continually
is one of the danger signals which
warns Of consumption. DR.. Kings New
Discovery stops the cough, loosen the
chest, banishes fever and let you sleep
peacefully. The first dose checks the
symptoms and gives prompt relief. Mrs
A. F. Mertz, of Glen Ellyn, Iowa,
writes; cdr. Kings New Discovery
cured a stubborn cough after six weeks
doctoring failed to help" Try it, as il
will do the same for you. Best medi-
cine for coughs, colds, throat and lung
troubles, Money hack if it fails. Price
SOC and $l.00. All druggists, my mail
H. E. Bucklen & Co., Philadelphia or st
Louis. ]. G. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-14

SALEM HUMANE soCTETY-D. D.
Keeler, president; Mrs. Lou Tillson,
secretary. All cases of cruelty or
neglect Of dumb animals should be
reported to the society for investi-
cation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-14
A Hint TO young Mothors

"When my children show tho slight
est symptoms Of being croupy, give
them Chamberlain Cough Remedy,
and when l have cough or cold ON the
lungs, | take it for few days and am
soon rid OF the cold" " writes Mrs. Clay
Fry, Ferguson Sta, Mo. The first
symptom Of Group is ho0rseness, give
Chamberlain Cough Remedy as soon
As tho child becomes hoarse and II will
prevent the attack. This remedy con
tAins no narcotic. For sale by all deal
ers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-14

"On the seventh Of February | con
tracted severe cold followed by q
cough and final loss Of voice / tried
many remedies none of which did me
any good. / then went to my family
doctor and he swabbed my throat five
or six times with some abominable
stuff. I think it was beneficial, but
the remedy was as bad as the disease,
At last the thought struck me--why not
try Chamberlain s Cough Remedyf
did 80 and this morning my voice il
fairly good and is gradually growing
better" writes H. G. Clay, publisher Of
The Reporter, Rapid City, Manitoba
For sale by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-14

H. D. Ely, Of Bantam, o., suffered
from horrible ulcer ON his foot for -four
years. Doctor advised amputation, but
he refused and reluctantly tried Buck
lens Arnica Salve as last resort. He
then wrote: ~ used your salve and my
foot was soon completely cured" Best
remedy for burns, cuts, bruises and &C.
zemA. Get a box today. Only 25c. All
druggists or by mail. II. Il. Bucklen &
Co., Philadelphia or 81. Louis j. @
Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-14

PACIFIC LODGE NO. SO, A. +. 4 A.
NJ. Stated communications third Fri
day in each month at 1880 p. m, in
the Masonic Temple. Edward ROS-
tein, W. NJ, Ernest H. ChOate, sec
retary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-14
Nervoua and slck Handachna.

Torpid liver, constipated bowels and
disordered stomach are the causes Of
these headaches. Take DR.. Kings New
Life Pills, you will be surprised how
quickly you win 60 relief. They stinn-
ulate the different organs to do their
work properly. No better regulator for
liver and bowels. Take 25c and invest
in a box today. At ali druggists or by
mail, H. e. Bucklen & Co., Philadelphia
and st. Louis. J. Q. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-14
osrEopArH1c PHYSICIANS
DIR. Q. F. HEIsLEY and Dr.. s. Eft

DIR. 0. F. HEIsLEY and DR.. s. Eta
Heisley graduates Of A. s. O.,
Kirksville Mo-, Di. A. T. Still
president Of the school and found
er of the science of osteopathy),
general ostsOpathic practitioners,
Also hydSotherapy and electric
light baths given without extra
charge for rheumatism, kidney and
liver troubles. The success in these
treatments is equal to going to the
hot lakes. Confinement cases and
female troubles specially. 52S
Court street, opposite TIE court house