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The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

SO Paid on Savings.
interest credited July LIST
and January LIST. Open
Saturday evenings. The
Savings Deposit Bank.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

Mr.. and Mrs. G. D. Colcord intend
to leave today for Grand Forks, to at
tend the summer meeting of the press
association.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

M. L. Myer, of Cotton, Cali, was in
Minot Saturday. Mr.. Myer is inter-
ested in the bank at Aurelia and one
at Dodson, Mont.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19
Local and Personal

VIM. Marsh is back from the state
university. He will return next fall
to enter the law department.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

c. o. Lawson, a prosperous south
prairie farmer, who advertised flax
seed for sale in the Independent, dis
posed of $50 bushels at good figure.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

E. J. Bowman of Burlington, who
seldom misses a circus, was on hand
Tuesday for Barnes big animal show
and says he was well repaid.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

Geo. H. Tout, foreman of the Ken
mare News, attended county court
here this week.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Tompkins left
Friday for Rochester, Mimi, where
the latter will submit to an operation.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

W. G. Broyles was down from Bur-
lington Saturday.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

Florence aMtthews, colored dam
sci, charged with conducting a dis
orderly resort, appeared in County
court to make her plea, Monday after
noon.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

FOR SALE-Detroit-A spring
tooth harrow, cultivator and bean
harvester combined. A. p. Stock
Well, Burlington, N. D. t2+
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

Secretary Devine went to Mayville
Tuesday to attend meeting of the
Normal board
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

II years old and one colt, colt 10
months old. Bay mare about 1900
pounds, age years, branded on left
jaw with circle, shod and battered.
One bay mare about II years old,
weight 1000, white star in forehead,
and branded ok connected on right
hip. $40 reward will be given for in
formation leading to their recovery.
Address
Richard Johnson,
r. D. No. A,
6-19-t3cg Minot, N. D.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

LeSueur's parents from Arvilla, left
Minot Sunday by auto for a six weeks
tour thru the west. They will visit
the Yellowstone park.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Lots II and
IL, Hecker's First addition to Minot.
Inquire Of John L. Davis, Lansford,
N. ID. 6-17-2mO.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19
ESTRAYED.

From my place southeast of Minot
) miles, Sec. 5, 1892, 2 mares and
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

Walter Sampson, who is interested
in new bank at Nashua, Mont, re-
turned Friday enroute to his old home,
Carpio. He reports fine downfalls. Of
rain thruout Montana.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

Arthur LeSueur and wife, and Mrs.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-06-19

POSITION WANTED BY young
man. Can operate any make gas
tractor, also tend separator. State
make of engine and wages paid.
Can come at once. G. Whittier,
Fargo. N. .. t2*
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
The samaah.

More energetic than any other sharks
are the sawfish whose SHOUTS are pro-
1onged into broad blade OF cartilage,
which is horizontal when the fish is
swimming In a normal position and
has both its edges set with slightly
curved teeth about an inch apart. The
end of this formidable looking weapon
ifs blunt and comparatively soft, SO
that it Is quite incapable Of the feats
popularity attributed to 1t Of piercing
whales bodies, ships timbers, etc. 1t
attacks other fish by a swift lateral
thrust of the saw beneath them, the
keen edge disemboweling them Then
1t feeds upon the soft entrails, which
are apparently the only food 1t can
eat from the peculiar shape OF it's
mouth. 1t has an enormous number
of small teeth, sometimes as many as
fifty rows In one individual, but they
are evidently unfit for the rough du-
ties required of their teeth by the gar
bage eating members of the family.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
rho rurk and Lgis roIIet.

Though the dress Of the Turk is elab-
crate, he is most fastidious when it
comes to questions Of dress. He gives
one hour or more to the adjoining of his
mustache. It is no mean task to change
It from haxen to jet black, perfume it
with rose and amber and soothe the
struggling ends. Another hour is given
to the dyeing Of his lips and the caring
for his eye1ids and another in pract1c-
ing his most fascinating smile. He
gives the same attention to his wearing
apparel 1t is Of finest broadcloth or
velvet and covered with embroidery of
heavy gold His arms and chest are
left bare to show the splendid polish
OF his ebony skin. Grace is added by
his capote, draped with great chic. But
this spIendor would be nothing with
out a sword with gilt handle, a watch
with concealed miniature, a tobacco
pouch OF knitted gold ana pistol often
studded with precious stones.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
Government Claim
Discloses Tragedy

Washington, May ga tragic acct
dent to a blind Indian of the Leupp,
Ariz., Indian school, was brought to
light, today, in connection with a de-
cision by George r. Downey, comp
troIler of the treasury, authorizing the
payment Of $500 to g, physician for
treatment and care of the red man.
Hasconintonk- bi-Cfs, which in pro-
sale English means Charley Walker,
a sight1ess Navajoe. was being led by
another Indian late at night along the
railroad at Winslow, Ariz. An engine
approached and the frightened guide
abandoned his helpless charge who
was run over, both of his legs being
crushed.
Because the Indian school at Leupp
fortunate Indian, a private physician
treated and cared for him for three
and q half months and the govern
ment will meet the bill.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
VIII of Anne McAuliffe
Is Admitted to Probate

The will of the late Anne McAuliffe.
widow Of Daniel, residing until her
death at 128 North Washington ave-
nue. was admitted to probate today
with Nellie Reilly ass executrix and
Henry e. Shannon and H. ]. Waters
as appraisers. The principal benef1-
Charles under the terms OF the will
being Nellie and Lillian Reilly, daugh-
tiers of Thomas Reilly.
The property is bequeathed as fol-
lows: To Nellie Reilly, daughter of
Thomas Reilly, $1,000; TO Lillian Reil-
ly, daughter of Thomas Reilly, $2,OO0s
to Nellie Reilly, in trust for her broth
er Joseph Reilly, 5000 to Nellie Reilly
in trust for Annie wife OF Thomas
Reilly, 1000; to Nellie Reilly in trust
for Mary, daughter of Thomas and
Annie Reilly, $500; to Nellie Reilly, in
trust for Mildred, daughter OF Thorn
as and Annie Reilly, $500; to Edwin,
brother of Nellie Reilly, $500; to Irene
Hawkins. Hartford, $500: to Anne
Bradley. in trust for her son Joseph,
800.
To Mary Reilly is bequeathed the
piano of the deceased and to Annie
Reilly all clothes, furniture and fur
nishfnss.
One hundred dollars is given to st.
PatricE's church and $50 is bequeathed
to Rev. J. B. NihiIl for masses and
prayers
The right of burial In the plot of the
deceased in St NIichaeIs cemetery is
given to Nellie, lillian Edwin and
Joseph Reilly. The rest and residue
OF the estate Is left to the said Nell
lie, Lillian, Edwin and Joseph Reilly.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

t'why is 1t that a twelve dollar a
week clerk usually buys thirty cent
luncheon % asked a prosperous man
who was RECALLING himself at a down
town iunchroom on glass of milk and
piece Of pie.
because he has de1icatessen wife, y
was the reply OF his observant com
panion.
The men who were standing up to
ten and fifteen cent Iuncheons IN that
busy eating place were obviously more
prosperous than the men having thirty
and thfrty-hve cent meals at the tables.
Those bookkeepers and clerks have
to get substantial meals at noon to keep
1T for their work" the man went on
to explain II employ &x Of them
one at $14 and i've at $12 week i've
inquired about their home arrange
ments. They all live the same way
coffee and cereal for breakfast, delica-
lessen STUFF for what they call dinner,
seldom anything cooked In their homes
their wives don't know how. So
they have to eat substantial food at
noon. A plague on these deIicatessen
wives r'-New York Mail.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
FADs AND FASHIONS

Young girls graduation gowns are
being made of net trimmed with shad-
ow lace
Some of the prettiest white b1ouses
are made Of most delicate white net.
Plain and eyelet embroidered voiles
are often combined for afternoon
dresses.
Kerchiefs of tulIe form pointed
square collars worn over foulard and
crepon silk dresses.
A senaf-taiIored suit can be made
quite formal by wearing with it an
elaborate blouse.
Some of the newest American com
binattons have decorations OF colored
handNerchiefs-
Some of the prettiest bolero coats
are tied in front with bands of silk
instead Of buttons.
One of tfe new coiffures shows a
slight fringe in front. suggesting the
bang of years ago.
The side closing with side frills is
still a. favorite on summer dresses,
particularly of crepe.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
WOODS CHAUFFEUR
ON WITNESS STAND

Boston. May 29-Oville Reddig. the
chauffeur formerly employed by Will
liam NJ Wood. president of the Amer
lean WOODEN Co, appeared in court.
today, when the trial of Wood, Fred
erick E. Atteaux and Dennis j. Col
Inns, charged with conspiracy to in
Jure the cause of the textile strikers
of Lawrence by planting dynamite,
was resumed. Previous efforts Of the
state to locate Reddig had failed.
The presence of the much desired
witness was disclosed through the. tes-
ttnony of the first witness, James r.
Bailey, Jr., who when asked when he
had last seen Reddig.s replied:
st see him now
sDo you mean to say that you see
him in this court room at the present
time?,' exclaimed District Attorney
Joseph Pelletier in apparent aatonish-
ment. Yes, SIR
The prosecutor located the chauffeur
among the spectators and a few mo-
ments later called him to the stand
The state has repeatedly intimated
an intention to establish if the man
could be found, that Reddig drove
one of WOODS automobiles on q nnys-
terious errand the night of January
19, 1912, when the dynamite was
planted"
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
Il W0 PL ANS TO
.UNLO DAD FORTUNE
IN S. P. STOCK

plans for the disposition of the $685.
250, 900 Southern Pacific stock owned
by the Union Pacific were approved
by the Union Pacific board, today The
first contemplates selling the stock to
highest bidders, after the manner Of
municipal bonds, a minimum bid to be
hereafter designated; the second con-
templates placing the stock with a
trustee, without voting power to be
later distributed upon affidavit that
the owners possess no Union Pacific
stock
Both plans are submitted to the
court for approval with the request
that the company be permitted to elect
which it will adopt. Failing court
approval the Union Pacific company
will ask that the stock be placed in
the hands of a receiver to be named
by the court.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
DIED.

DIED.
TRACY.-In this city, May %, 1913,
at S46 BenhaIn avenue. Mary Ma
1oney. widow of Frank Tracy.
Notice Of funeral hereafter. d.
ATOHR.-In this city. May 20, 1918.
John Charles. infant son of John P.
and Rose 6. Mohr, aged 2s days.
Friends are invited to attend the
funeral from tho residence OF his
parents. Brewster street. corner
Homestead avenue, on Friday, May
30, 1913. at 1880 g. m.
Interment at st. MichaePs ceme-
terry. asp
PARKEs.-In this city, May a7th.
1918. Adelbert cortez Parker. aged
So years.
Funeral service viii be held at
his late home. No. 2051 North ave-
nue. on Saturday, 31st inst, at $3.50
o'clock p. m. asp
FTNNERAN.-In this city, May 81.
1913. Rose, wife of Patrick FInner-
an.
Friends are invited to attend the
funeral from her late residence, No.
i 499 South avehue, on Friday, May
Heart church at 9 a. m. with sol
enn high mass.
Interment at St Miohael's ceme-
terry. a.
WOLF.-In this city, May 2sth, 1918.
Michael Wolf. aged 40 years, 10
months, days.
Friends are invited to attend the
funeral at his late residence. No.
LOT Berkshire avenue, on Friday,
May 30ths at $50 a. M and from
st. Joseph's German R. C. church
at 3 a. m. with solemn high mass.
Internent in the family plot IN st
Mfchae1s cemetery. a+p
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
PILE DRIVER SUNK
AT NICHOLS STREET
Caught Under Edge of Dock with Ris-
ing Tfde-owned by TooIe g
SunderIin.

A pile driver belonging to Too1e &
Sunderlin. the local contractors, rests
on the bottom of the river at the foot
of Nichols street, submerged under Is
feet of water. The pile driver which
Is erected on a big fat bottomed
scow was being used In the building
Of a dock at the foot of Nichols street
and when the tide was coming in last
night, in some way it got caught un-
der the edge of the dock and the water
rose about 1t, finally filling it with
water SO that It went TO the bottom
The r. A. Scott company of New
London will send a. couple of wreck
ing scows here and will endeavor to
raise the pile driver Sunday.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
THE HowLAND DRY GOODS GO.

ts firmly fastened Since the spones III
6lled with small needles and gives or
a strong odor It protects The crab fro11
many enemies. In return It gets uour-
ashment from the bits OF food left over
3rom the crabs numerous Espast8. Thf1
peculiar habit Of the crab is shown BIZ
the behavior OF young spider crab az
tine New York aquarium 'V7llen- 1l1cal
In tank that confirmed many small
orange coloEed sea anemone8 the crab
Immediately discarded the acnap1 ~
seaweed with which tt was covered and
adorned itself with the gayly colersd
nnemonea.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
Sues for $4,000 for
Injuries From Peculiar
Trolley Accident

Matilda Dr-eikE1ft of this city has
brought ea1it against the Connecticut
Co, for $4,000 damages to recover for
injuries received when a. trolley car
left the rails on Fairfield avenue. July
27 last
The plaintiff says she was on the
sidewalk when the car jumped the
tracks and hit an auto in such way
that the machine struck her.
She was knocked down and suffered
injuries to her left hip. back and spine,
she alleges. The action is returnable
to the June term, court of common
pleas
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
Governor Expected
TO Veto Armory Bill

Hartford. May 2s.-Governor Bald
win it was said today would in ali
probability veto the armory or pork
bin so called which was passed in
the House yesterday after determined
opposition by representatives Avery
of zGroton, Wilson of Bridgeport, ana
Keppleman of Hartford. The bill
gives away over 100000 for armories
and sites. It was first defeated but
was. later reconzidered on the plea
that there were some items in the bill
that ought to be considered on their
merits
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

There are still, believe. people wto
talk OF @A1errie Englandv and vagueiy
associate It with morris dance, nay
poles and Shakespeare plays. IteV
are generally senfimeutaIists 81 the
kind who pirate OF the .1good old tln1ec.f'
which never existed, and stGood. C.ueen
Bess, who possessed every quality
you like but goodness. They ideailEc
beer In the past and practice vssetaris
anism In the present--London By
stander
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
The Old Flag Forever.

She's up Old Glory where ightnings are sped;
She dazzles the Nation with ripples Of red;
And she II wave for us living or droop Ger us dead
The flag of our country foreverl
She's up there Old Glory how bright the stars stream
And the stripes like red sentinels of liberty geani
And dare for her. living, dream the last dream
Meath the flag of our country foreveri
She's up there-Old Glory tyrant-dealth scars
No blur on her brightness, stain her starsi
The brave blood of heroes hath crinsoned bars
She's the flag of our country forever.
Frank L. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitution.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
OBITUARY

Funeral services of Patty Booth AL
lison, wife of Edward Renton, were
held at the bereaved home, 'tAtlasta
Farm Long Hill, at II o'clock this
morning. Relatives and friends from
many cities were in attendance. A
mass of beautiful floral remennbrances
from friends in the theatrical profess
sion and others in private life all
most completely hid the caslet from
view. Rev. Clinton W. Areson, cur
ate of Trinity Episcopal church. Off
ciated at the services, and accom-
panied the automobile funeral cortege
10 this city. Enterrnent was made in
Mountain Grove cemetery, Rev. M.
Areson reading the committal service.
The pail bearers were Archie r. Kerr
of New York city; Biunfo SocoIas di-
rector of the Poll players in this city,
and George G. Waldo, Jr., and Daniel
L MCNAMARA
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
m MR1foRTAM

Out OF our gladness comes sadness,
Sunshine Is followed by rain;
For every hour of joy we know
Comes an hour Of pain
Out of her Southern land so dear
She came 10 brighten the way,
Sad at times. yet light of heart,
To make her friends 50 gay.
Back 30 the land OF evergreen,
Back to her paradise
a5one to the land from whence she
BACK to the arms of Christ.
MdttIe Pattie has gone to rest
with her God In His sphere on high
NO pain. no sorrow, no sadness will
follow
Her iifs win be ever so nigh
with wings of white throughout the
night,
An angel viii hover near
watching ana praying for those she
For friends to her-ever 50 dear.
no our dear departed friend, Patty
Booth Allison, (ATrs. Edward Renton),
From her loving friends among the
E7orF
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

One day in the year, The Flag than on
all other days That day is Memorial Day; for
at the thinning line Of blue, note the ageing
faces of the who march in honor of their dead and
gone comrades, give them cheers and tears while
they proudly If weakly march in their annual pilgrimage
seem realize and what The Flag is what
means what it stands for And it is that there IS
special thrill in the poem that follows: poem written by
SOUTH
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
AospitabIe Grabs.

Some species of crabs enter into curl
GUS partnerships with other small ami
mails. The sponge crab Oromia vuI-
garis) is so named because of a trick it
has of attaching a sponge to its back,
holding it there with its claws until it
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
PACIFIC ENGINE CO. MEETING

There will be meeting this even
ing at the headquarters at Bulls
Head of the Pacific Engine company
which is preparing for a trip to New
Milford June "a to take part in the
FIremen's parade in that town. All
members are urged to be on hand. The
company. has made a contract with the
Howaldn company to supply members
with any part of the uniform they
may desire.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

Marks-Takng a wife Is sometnir
like eating mushrooms Pariu-F7t|r
SOP Marks-You'ye got to await results
before you can be absolutely Eura
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
FRENCH VICTORY
OVER THE MOORS

Paris, May 2s-A decisive victory
over a large body OF Moors, believed
to have been composed of the entire
hostile Moroccan forces in the Msoum
district, is reported, today, by Brig
General Caesar G. AK, commanding
the French army of occupation in Mo-
roccO-
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

Jorkins-What would yOu do if yol
had a son like miner D5gbY-L gEculC'
work hard to get to be miufonafrs-
Jorkfns- What; so that you eodld IN
duIge his fastest Dfgby-1Eos 80 that.
he'd feel it good and hard VIXEN di1-
inherited him--Exehanse-
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

'rPut that ton of coal en- the skate
directed the customer.
eve have no slate sid ne DALE
h1gidly-
--Oh. yes. you havel I got 800 pouuil1
of it with the coal ''-Washingbcn El-1-
aid.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

Physician-You are too intense Yen
must take life easier. Fair Patient
But, doctor. I have the artistic tempera-
ment, and one can't have that-in mod
Chicago Tribune.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
BREWER EVERARD
NEAR DEATHS DOOR

of James Everard. aged and wealthy
New York brewer, who is critically i'll
at his summer home on Strawberry
Hill here, is unchanged, this morning.
He is reported as very low and his
physicians say he cannot live more
than a day or two.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
THIS DATE IN PUGmdsrTc ANNALS

1eoo-Kid Mccoy and Tommy Ryan
fought Ground draw at Chicago.
19O7-Billy Papke defeated Tony
Caponi in Is rounds at Davenport.
190S-Ad Wolgast defeated Frank
Connolly in 8 rounds at Racine.
19O9-Battling Nelson knocked out
Dick HyIand in 2Srd round at CoIma-
1912-Paclzey mcfarland defeated
Ray Bronson in 10 rounds at Indian
apolis.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
HOUSEHOLD NOTES

will take out peach ~tsins.
When cooking figs, adSS half a lemon
and a small stick of cinnamon
Pure alcohol is an excellent thing
To clean black Spanish or Chantil1y
lace
washing a fountain pen every few
months will prolong its life many
years
Grated horseradish, mixed with lem
m juice, is better than mixed with
vinegar
The secret of boiling rice is to put it
into plenty of boiling water at the
start
Cultivate the throwing-away habit.
Your garnet will benefit. also your
nerves.
Grinay feathers can be given an al
cohoI bath, after which they are shak-
- ell ~ s -
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

Owing to the general observance of
Memorial Day as a holiday the Bridge
port Public library will be closed with
the exception of the reading room
which will be opened from 1 to 8
o'clock1p, MI
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

One reason why a girl laughs ofi9n
Is because she is pretty, and one rae-
SON why she is pretty is because Gae
laughs often.-Dallas News
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29

Young writer-What magazine u,i1
give me the highest position quickastE
Literary Frfend-A powder magaaiu-l
land Leader.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-05-29
Cruel.

Miss oldgirl-oh. Mr.. LAghthead, rye
Just seen eighteen happy ggIume11i
Mr.. Ldghthead-Only eighteen happy
ones? What an unhappy NE ycu must
have hadEBxchange.