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The Irish standard., 1913-06-28
Hroh Cost Of KILLING Turks,

Turkeys stubbornness cost her
and the Balkan allies $2,500,000 day,
says an expert on the expensiveness
Of war estimates. II two big pow
ers should jump at each others
throats on account Of the Balkan
scrap 1t is figured that the mobilize
ton alone would cost almost $1,000
900 for the first two months and
minimum of 100000 . day after
ward. The uprising in Mexico Just
now Is a pikers game alongside Of .
big set-to In Europe.
The Irish standard., 1913-06-28
Lack Of Appreclatlon,

Everybody likes to see his name
In print
eyes," replied Miss Tottie Twink,
"but do you know, some of those
dukes and earls don't seem q bit crate.
full for the way we show girls rescue
them from obscurity."
The Irish standard., 1913-06-28
A Supreme Monarch.

Harassed Author -(annoyed by the
barking of dog)-Have you told
your mistress that dog must ne made
to stop barking?
Servant-Please, Sir, mistress says
1t doesn't matter now that baby's
awake.-Punch.
The Irish standard., 1913-06-28
RIaito Gossip.

There goes Susan Brett" remarked
Yortck Hamm. "She loves to hear
herself talk"
"Then it must be a great trial to
her." responded Hamlet Fatt, ito
have to work all the time for the
movies
The Irish standard., 1913-06-28
The careIees oardaner,

Tho Careless Gardener.
II should have planted more potar
toes"
Why" ~
There amt going to be half enough
b accommodate tho potato bugo.s
The Irish standard., 1913-06-28
Her wav.

"Does your maid ask for many
evenings out?" NO" That's good"
"she takes EN-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-03

This is not small event, but the greatest ner-
chandise event in Bridgeport. It is the outcome of
big store successful store, store that has
thousands of patrons by square dealing methods and
honest merchandise. You do not need your pocket
book for this sale-for Cheerful Credit is freely Civ
en- to all.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

FOR SALE-Steinway upright piano, beautiful. rich, full tone. good action down, $6 per month. The sPlaut-Cadden Co, PIaut-Cadden Bldg. Norwich. Conn.
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Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
~ AT THE AUDITORIUM. Another Big Show Booked for Monday

One of the biggest and best all- round shows. including pictures and all, is what the management of the Auditorium is promising it's patrons for next week Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. The vaudeville pro granme will be headed by the Dollar Troupe of eight flying men and wom- en acrobats. This act is one of the best in America and includes many whirlwind stunts that will make you sit up and notice Another strong feature next weeks bill also is the Four Hogans. a rip roaring comedy Irish skit which is a scream from start to finish One of the best coon shout CTS that was ever seen at this house Is Coy De Trickey. The Belle of Coon town. who will be here Monday, Tues day and "Wednesday also.
 The feature Kinemaco1or picture for Monday will be 6 two-ree1 drama en- titled The Iron Master and taken from the famous society play of the same name. Other Kinemacolor subjects for Monday are Scenes of Cairo, Egypt, Fashions. and Haunts of an Otter, beautiful naturally colored films The Kdnemacolor picture are running in fine shape now and promise to be 8 strong feature. Black and white pictures will be shown also.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
DAVIS THEATRE,
Presenting the Five Brasdens tn Fun
 In a Vaudeville Agency

Another class A show Is billed fer the popular theatre for the first half of next week. Heading the list is the Five Bragdons in one of the funniest acts en the AneEiean stage today, called Fun in a Vaudeville Agency. The act is full ef comedy, music and songs and has been @ marked success sll over the country, They come to us direct from Keith's Boston theatre where they stepped the show at every performance. Allen Delmaine 6 Co. offer a rearing comedy sketch showing the reception awaiting the poor hus- band when he comes home after being out with the boys. Black & McCone de an eccentric acrobatfc turn full of falls and tuMbles and funny knock about bumps that will make you laugh till your sides are sore. S. B. Lyons in his songs and stories will keep the fun going while he is on. The feature photopIay is called Held for Ransom, which bells a powerful dramatic story of the Kentucky mountains in two reels. The other photopIays include The Dog In the Baggage Car. a de- 1fghtful comedy drama and two of those funny Keystone comedies, A Game of Poker and Fathers Choice, both of which are up to the standard mark and real laugh-producefs. A bill that cannot be eQualled anywhere for lle money,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Docs Knocknees ever speak with 1 authority ?' Yes. when he talks with l his wife."-Life
 l Wife (pouting)-You never kiss me l goodby any more. Husband-Well. l can assure you. my dear, it isn't be- cause don't want to-Smart Set. First Small Boy-Let,s play at .kiIl-i | ing people. Second Small Boy-Alt dian chiefs, statesmen or surgeons ?-- | Life
 Wigg-Has that fellow Bighedds | much popularity? Wagg-You bet ha has, but, unfortunately, it begins and ends with himself.-Philadelphia Ree- ord. Wy1er-Lend me a dollar, old chap If I live until Saturday I'll pay you. Smyler-Couldn't do it. You couldn't live until Saturday on dollar Judge.
 Speaking of the theatre. like plays
 my wife almost always loses hand kerchief or a glove."-Washington Herald.
 And before we were married you said you would be willing to die for fuse fuse to beat the rugs!" sure. Dying is my Iimit.'-Houston Post.
 Baeen-What did your boy learn at college. Egbert-Says he cant tell me- Why ..1 not?'. "says Says it's a ,, secret
  learned the football signals. .'-Yo Yonkers Statesman
 q am inclined to suspect the so- briety of the last student in our classy" Why so?'' When asked him what were his favorite studies in ornithology he replied Swallows bats and larks.' Judge.
 why, the size of your bill.7 cried the angry patient to the doctor, makes me boil all over!" 'Ah!" said 4l,a rpfif 1u11 a will be two guineas more for steriliz- ing your system. .'-Tit-Bits
 Dora-That charming Miss Peach seems to have quite a number of elig1- ble young men in her train Dick Yes, and one of these days there's go- ing to be a smashup to that train, with only one survivor.-Boston Transcript.
 Miss Slimdiet-So you have placed yourself under the care of a physician who reduces super1uous flesh. Did he Boarder-No madam he simply rec commended your boarding house.-Tat- Ter.
 T believe I'll give that poor stray cat a piece of meat" What. and pauperiZe the cat! Always help the poor to help themselves. Scatter some crumbs on the sidewalk. They may attract a bird for the cat to grab.'- Louisville Courier-Journal.
 The Vicar (to the old lady, the last of whose family has married)-You must feel lonely, Mrs. N1uggins, after having such a large family Mrs. Muggins-Yes, I do. sir. Sometimes misses 'eTn and sometimes I wants em; but misses 'em more nor wants 'em.-Sketch-
 Did you have any tornado insur~ ance?" Yes. but I've forgotten the know it if heard it.'' 'fwell, you can find that out by looking at your poli- cy." "Yes, but the policy was blown away and lost when the house went"-f Chicago Tribune.
 I'm hungry complained q husky husband the other day "But you just had breakfast argued his wife q know it,, answered the husband, but as soon as I finished I drank a. glass of water and all those flannel cakes shrank right down to nothing. Mil waukee Sentinel.
 'Bliggins wants to be regarded as a man of great civic pride "Yes. I cannot help doubting his local senti- ment. Wherever he gets an idea. for rendering a municipality absolutely perfect he always wants to try it out on some city other than the one he lives in.''-Washington Star.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
S1lnD0

will buy 8 4C acre Larm situated a few miles from W est terly and a short dis tance To thriving manufacturing will Iage. Cottage house. barn, crib and hennery, plenty of fruit and wood for home use. Here is q rare chance to buy a good farm cheap Enquire about will buy an so acre farm situated two miles from Westerly, E. l., and a IO- minute walk to trolley. Land pro ductlVe and smooth, largo house, barn and crib. wagon shed. some fruit on your possession. lnVes tlgate.
 &o0UO
 is all l ask for one or the finest farms in the state Of Connecticut; 55 acraS- 20 moving, 20 pasture. 1V wood and tim Der; keeps 10 cows, without silo; house 3e, COW barn 50 by 5O. hog houses ice house Se tons eapacItY, l sIorehouse IT by At, crib l4 by 20, , henneries I0 by 3L each, 2 wells, D never faIIinS springs; pasture borders a beautifni pond; loo apple trees, 45 pear trees 25 plum >reeS. a9 peach, apricot one quarter Of an acre straw berry batch raspberries. all kinds of roses and climbing vines. Will take a mortsaee on the place if desired. Possession given in 50 days Don't let this oppor Iunity slip.
 WILLIAM A. WILCOX.
 Real Estate Broken.
 Westerly, R. I.
 Phone eonnectie-- Free t nsportation
 In auto jan25d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
NEW LONDON ON BASEBALL MAP
(oonttnued from Page Twelve,

beyond the removal line, except for cause. The friends of MT. Comstock are pleased to know that he Is self confident of holding his position. and he is in a position to know whereof he speaks, for he has been in the govern ment service for several years, so long ago that he was not required to pass examination for entry into the civil service class.
 He has proven 8 competent and courteous official and it would be a disappointment to him and to his friends if Uncle Samuel lifted him out of offtce to make room for a democrat, just as a democrat was lifted to make room for Joseph. They do do some queer things in politics, som etimes, and there are so many hungry demo- crats here and hereabouts. just as many as when there was change in administration years ago. though then the hungry ones were of the opposite political faith. that some office must be given them to appeaSe that hunger and the deputyship may be a part of the provender. Stranger things have happened in politics. and perhaps the public announcement of MT. Constock may be 8 bit premature. Let us hope not, for MT. Comstock is not much of 8. dyed-in- the-woof republican after all. It is said, however, that the an- snouncement of MT. Constock will not drive the hungry democrats from the trail.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
BREED THEATRE.
The Modern ProdigaI, Wonderful Two
 Reel Vitagraph Feature.

There is an exceptionally strong two-reel feature at the Breed today untitled The Modern Prodiga1, pro- dueed by the V1tasraph company, who have been responsible for the other big successes at the Breed known as Vengeance of Durand and Mills of the Gods. both of which made a powerful impression on all who witnessed them. It is a beautiful story of the heart, concerning the love of a delightful old mother for her young son. He falls into bad ways. but through love for her Is redeemed and repurchases the old home for her which she lost upon the death of her husband. Mrs Mary Maurice and James Morrison, Van Dyke Brooks and Jean all are stars in this big number.
 c. M. Anderson is the bright shining light in a sensational western film en- titled The Accusation of Broncho Billy and Old Jim, the story of a quarry, and some exceedingly funny Biograph comedy balance the bill.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

WANTED-Men and women to make lists of names and addresses for mail order houses; big pay; spare time. Particulars for stamp. Direct Appeal Co.,, Plymouth, Indiana. apr26d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
FULL ASSOCIATED
 PRESS DisPATcHEs
POETRY
OUT OF rHE DEprtru mrs

OUT OF THE DEPTHS T RIsE Out of the. depths I rise, 9h dars G4d. 3d 5ir9 from the murk ,anf nirA And crave Thy ny rekindfe ssIanaiSS ed eyes Ire. My wasted youth Is past. have drained the futile cufsq And gall the dregs I found at Iasx And 1oul as l drank 1t up. What have I left undone sweeping e dS piPqed a befofe hs4astrGnf 6s way And glorying in my sway. Selfish and steel at heart, pa,tse, I have sr,s spurned p the saintly man. And scattering as l ran. Now am stripped bare; As the oth err beasts am I; Vampires res are they; they seek the1R But I. must make reply! A better. way I knew.
 Of mercy and gentleness: To help flD som some striving brother The narrow nafroWs of mortal stress. To. give the gracious word Obey Thy will, alas, ,tu.nheard By me: when sstilat grace wss What hath it brought to me Hours unreal in their revelry When into glass looked. God! and I saw a man. In the likeness of the diviney And as I paused to closely scan l saw 1t could still be mine. Come from Thy heights above, And shatter this dark disguise; Grant me, my God Thy hand of Iowa Until out of the depths I rise.
 -Springfie1d Republican
 SPRING SONG. On we'll the world is dreaming. Under the April moon Her soul in love with beauty Her senses all a-swoon. Pure hangs the silver crescent Above the twilight wood And, pure the silver music Wakes from the narshy flood. o Earth with all thy transport. How comes it life should seem A shadow in the moonlight, A murmur in a dream?
 Smart Set.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

s30.00 buys a good square piano. in good order. with stool Terms B down, $1 peri " eek. The P1aut-Cadden O., Plaut-Cadden Bldg, Norwich. Conn.
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Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

FOR sALE-Briggs upright piano in good order, splendid tone. SEQ Terms, $IO down $l.o0 per week. The P1aut- Cadden Co, PIaut-Cadden Bldg-, Nor wich Conn apr17ThSTu
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
WANTED = Two stone n1aSons. 8 Jefferson Ave, New London. apr26d

WANTED-Insurance men: Splendid opportunity offered to handle our health, accident and natural. death benefit policy. costs $1 per month; this is form of insurance tkat appeals to the masses and is easily sold; liberal commissions with collecting interest given right men. Apply Security, Box 5455. Boston. Mass. apr2W5
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
YANTIC EE ] GS
Death of J. c. Loudon-Farms Ex- chaneed-Gypsies at EImwood-Ped igreed Cattle Bought.

Clayton Loudon was called to his home in Norwalk Wednesday by the death of his father, J. C. I4oudon
 A number from here attended the auction on the John CoughIin farm in Lebanon Tuesday.
 William Chaser was in Willimantic Thursday getting three Holstein heif- CTS which he recently purchased for the Yantic farms.
 Exchanged Farms.
 William Robinson and Elias Stock ett exchanged farms this week and both are making preparations to move.
 Gypsies in Camp.
 The Williams-Cooper gypsy family are camping out on Elmwood for a few weeks. There are five children in the family.
 Securing Flooded Cattle.
 Oliver Gardner is stocking the Claremont farm with full blooded Jer- seys from Merridale Stock farm New York.
 John Richard McHaIe. Jr., is spend ing the week end in New London with his aunt, Mrs. Albert Eldridge.
 Mrs. E. Wuf and daughter have returned to New Jersey after spend ing two weeks with MT. and Mrs. Hen rry Hampton on Clairnont farm.
 Louis Soucie is rebuilding a stone wall around the cottage house owned by John Aver.
 Miss Helen Murphy, who has been spending the past winter in Fitch wills, has returned for the summer to her hoTae at the cross roads.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At Mt. Calvary Baptist church preaching at the morning service by Rev. J. H. Dennis upon Mastering the Tongue. At 3.30 Bible and Literary society with papers upon the Adven- lures and successes of Hannibal. Mu- sic by Miss P. L. Gear, Miss E. liar ris and others. Remarks by Rev. D. w. Cannon.
 At 745 preaching by Rev. D. w. Cannon of Crawford, N. J.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
THE Ell>>59COPE


 Talking about 1t later is the bait that lures many a woman into having a good time.
 The most expensive thing in the world is getting even. and it is hardly ever worth the price.
 A sensible young man never throws himself at the feet of a girl who throws herself at his head.
 It may be difficult for you to believe that the world will go on just the same after your demise-but it will.
 And g. woman can put up a harder fight with her tongue and her tears than a man can with his fists.
 When a woman is no longer able to detect paint on another woman's face the time has come to consult an oeu- list.
 When enc considers the press agent methods by which some people acquire fame. he doesn't care much whether he acquires it or not.
 wise wife is one who pretends 10 be asleep when hubby. comes in at o'clock in the morning and knocks over the flIfniture. Two o'clock is q. poor time for effective argument.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
FAIR renAx: coeEER roNieHT.
 etoeax COOLER reMeRReM
What Is Going On Tonight.

Moving Pictures and illustrated Sangs at the Breed Thea&re.
 Vaudeville and MSEdny Pictures at tho Auditorium. \ Vandeville and Pheseplays at Davis Theafre.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

.E the First Baptist church Rev. H G. Burgess of Yale Divinity school will preach morning and evening.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At the Norwich Town Congrega- . tionai church Sunday morning Rev. E. S. Worcester of Broadway church will preach in exchange with the pastor, Rev. G. H. Ewing, who will occupy the pulpit in the evening.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
Seashore Land For Saia

Forty acres e hlgn 1anc situate on stato macaGam road overlooking the ocean from Point Judith on the east to Montauk on the west. Only 25 minutes ride erom Westerly staIion l.. l.. \. H. < H. R. R.
 FRANK sys cox
 Long Distance Telephone High street Westerly. R. dec116
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
FOR SALE

4 few choice building lots on newly plotted estate on Salem road, East Great Plain, the most desirable residential suburb of Norwich. Land elevated; fine views; macadam road; city water; good neighbornood and school; ten minutes by trolley to Franklin square. Each lot mas right of way in one of the new avenues to be laid out this spring, thereby saving purchaser building of car riage drive.
 Also for sale. an attractive house on estate, now occupied by owner. Large, sunny rooms. 9 and 25 feet long every convenience.
 Address c. E. K BURNHAM Sa- lem Road, Norwich. Conn. Tel. S16-3
 marc WIS
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At Trinity Episcopal church there will be holy communion at 9.30 a. m., morning prayer and sermon at 1o.30 a. m. and evening prayer and sermon at 7.30 D. m.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

Gospel Mission will hold services Sunday morning at 10.30 and Sunday evening in the Steiner building, Room 3, No. 265 Main street, with Thomas H. Peabody as the speaker.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At Broadway Congregational church the Rev. George H. Ewing of Norwich Town will preach in the morning on Spiritual Ceramics. The pastor will preach at the o'clock service.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
FOR SALE

FOR sALE--steinway upright piano, beautifu rich, full tones good action, down, $8 per month. The Plaat-Cadden Co, PIant-Gadden Bldg. Norwich. Conn. FOR sALE- Mason & &Hamlin upright anteed. must be seen to be appreeia t. sa @aeS sls4 The eHms s4e dwn o is Gladden. Bldg, Norwich. Conn.
 FOR sALE-ss- note player piano. se5o, ene ne or of 'ff the worlds best, makes. with s2s worth of choice music. sss2. s Plaut- -Cadden Co. Plaut-Cadden- -BIdg., Norwich, Conn., apr17ThsTu
 HUNTINGTON upright piano. with gtooI ana s16 seaef fuily E ara rhe Plaut-Cadden Co. Plaut-Cadden Bldg, Norwich. Conn. apr1zThsTu
 FOR sALE-Chiekerin upright piano tn tone geed eondo action s1ss & Terns. sf6 down, Se per month The Plaut.Saasaden z asa1
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 FOR sALE-Briggs upright piano in good order splendid tone ss9; 4sa Ferns. P1a1nf Slo down sl-29 PCT sdeen Wgsa, RIag ns Nor wich. Conn apr17ThsTu
 s55.oo for a beautiful solid oak piano aa ease organ in perffeft, ft, ordef' d cost aew SGpS u5sd nat ssr s doWn Re asp week The Plauf- Gladden. Co. P1aut- Cadden Bldg. Norwich, Conn.
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 gl5.SO for a very good cabinet organ with stool. Terms, s2 down, 75c a week. The Plaut- -Cadden Co, Plaut-
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 S3OO0 buys a good square piano, in good order, with stool. Terms. 8 flown S1 pers week. The Plaut-Cadden Co, Plaut-Cadden Bldg, Norwich, Conn.
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Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
ANNOUNCEMENTS

See the latest style shoes. oxfords and pumps at .$3, s3.5e and s4 Frank X. Bill offers special today.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

The subject for the Christian Science meeting in the Bill block will be Pro- bation After Death.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

herd (UniversaIist) the odd Fellows and Rebekah lodges will attend the service and the sermon by Rev. J. F. Cobb will be upon Love the Bond of Broth herhood.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At the Spiritual Academy, the sub $ect upon which Rev. A. P. Blinn will preach at the morning service will br As a Man Thinksth.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

. ss Asaes l y ou want 10 tCL your ouSi- dIum Detter than through tine aoVerlis- 1n& columns of The Bulletin.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
BALTIC
Winfield Robinson Badly Gut While at Work with Circular Saw-Meet-
 ing of St. Jean de Baptiste Society.

Winfield Robinson Badly Cut While at Work with Circular Saw-Meet- ing Of St. Jean de Baptiste Society. Winfield Robinson, of Plain Hill, met with a serious accident while at work recently. MT. Robinson Is employed as a workman in a sawmill on Plain Hill He was at work saving with a number of other employees when he accidentally ripped on piece of a across the circular saw at which he was working. Before he could with draw the arm. the saw had cut half way through it. just below the elbow. The wound was very deep and bled considerably. The man was rushed to a local doctor who sewed up the cut.
 Village interests.
 Mrs. E. M. Parker of Providence was visiting Mrs. J. c. Stevens of Rail- road street Friday. %
 A well attended meeting of the local St Jean de Baptiste society was held in their rooms on High street Thurs day evening. President Louis Tru- of the society were discussed.
 Joseph Buteau. who has been visit ing relatives in Whitman, Mass. the past week. returned to his home on High street Thursday evening.
 A large congregation was present at the services of the Stations of the Cross in St. Mary's church Friday evening. Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament closed the services.
 Miss Rena B. Smith is passing a few days at Laurelton Hall, Milford. and in New Haven, the guest of Miss Ruth Courtney.
 Misses Agnes and Fidelis Donahoe were guests of friends in New Haven and Derby the past few days.
 Mrs. R. J. Jodoin has returned af- ter visiting Mrs. J. Archambault, who is il at the Providence hospital.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At Christ church, holy communion, s.t0: morning prayer and sermon 10-3e: Sunday school, 12.0o: evening prayer and sermon, 7.30.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At ffle Central Baptist church Rev Charles R. McNaIfy of New London ie to preach at both morning and even ing services.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
SUNDAY SUBJECTS,

Holiness Mission will meet for their regular meetings at No. S7 Main street
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At the GreeneviIIe Congregational church Sunday morning the pastor Almighty. The afternoon service will be as usual.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

tering Arms service at 3.3e p. m. Rev. II. T. Arnold will conduct the service.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At tho Preston City Baptist church Rev. F. W. Stebbins will preach morn- ing and veening.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
BANK OF COMMERCE,

Halls catarrh Cure is taken in ter nalIy, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testiul 0nialS sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle Sold by all Druggists
 Take Halls Family Pills for consti- patton.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26

At eressster's Neck chapel on Sum- day afternoon at 2.50 Rev. c. Wilson Harrison fs to preach upon The Trans- forming Power of the Gospel.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
FOR SALE

Two 2-tenement houses on Mechanic Street in Danielson- Income $42O gross, net income on investment sA per cent. Houses pleasantly situated, three minutes walk from railroad sta tion, post office and business section, five minutes from churches and schools.
 B. L. DARBIE,
 Real Estate Agent, Savings Bank Block. DanieIson, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-26
Eranford.-

Eranford.-Belated flocks of wild geese went northward the last of the week. One goose evidently got tired and has been around the beach for the past two days.