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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
into seven CLASSES
Expert Divides the Criminals Of
the World.
Suggestion Made That a. plhersns
Motives Actuats Those Who Go
Wrong, Punishment Should
Be Graded Accordingly.

Shakespeare, In LAS You Like It,"
enumerated the seven degrees Of a lie.
and now the international congress
has made similar classification Of
crimes, dividing them into seven dis
tinct groups. !
As Shakespeare makes mis- charac-
ter, Touchstone, say the degrees OF q
lie are: The retort courteous, the qutp
modest. the reply churlish, the reproof
valiant, the countercheck quarrel
some, the lie with circumstance. and
the lie direct.
Criminals fall into the following
groups: Criminals of mood, criminals
of emotion, criminals Of opportunity.
criminals Of habit, criminals BY pro-
fession, feeble-minded criminals and
the criminal insane.
The criminal OF mood or Of occasion
is the good man gone wrong" such
as the bank teller who borrows lit
tie money for q private need. and. be-
ing unable to pay 1t back, goes from
small theft to bigger theft in the en-
deavor to square his books again.
The criminal of emotion is seen In
the man who shoots his wifes lover
or commits an assault In anger. The
criminal of opportunity Is he who has
a twisted mental attitude, which, how
ever. he controls until the appearance
of what seems to be an easy oppor-
tunity, into which trap he readily
falls.
The criminal of habit Is usually
product of slow growth, frequently
having been associated with criminal
classes in his childhood. To him
crime conveys no special shame.
The criminal by profession is char
enthusiastically the man who thinks he
has perceived that living can be
more easily obtained by crime than by
hard work. He Is rarely guilty of an
emotional crime.
The feeble-minded criminal 10 espe-
cially a product Of a civilization now
moving so rapidly that he cannot keep
up with 1t and takes refuge IN q
vague resentment against society.
The insane criminal class embraces
eli luOSO III WHICH LAo luAA0 SOAsOA0
are seriously disturbed.
1t is suggested, and with much au'
thority, that since each Of these
classes works from entirely different
motives, and as the result Of different
! characters, their punishments should
not be on the same plane. Thus 1t
does no good to imprison an emotion
al criminal, for he would not commit
crime again unless his emotions
were stirred. Equally 1t is of no use
to set free the habitual criminal by
giving him a short sentence, for he
cannot do other than continue what Is
his life habit.
Doctor Weygandt urges that the ju
dietary be given no further powers
than to pass prison sentence OF IN
determinate term, leaving the ques
ton OF freedom to be determined by
the prison physician, much in the
same manner as release from luna.
tic asylum Is arranged.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Date Biscuits,

Mix and sift two cups of pastry
-four, four teaspoons baking powder
and one-half teaspoon salt Work in
two tablespoons butter, then add grad.
ually three-fourth cup Of milk. Toss
onto Toured board. roll to one-third
inch thickness and shape with small.
round cutter. first dipped in -four. On
half the pieces place date from
which the stone has been removed,
brush round edges with melted but.
ter. cover with remaining pieces. press
edges firmly together. place In but.
tered pan and bake In. hot oven
from q to Is minutes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
EscaIIopsd Oysters.

This amount Is for two. Use one
pint OF oysters Roll into fine crumbs
dozen and half Of crackers. Take
a quart (enameled or crockery) dish
butter it we'll. then put In layer Of
the cracker crumbs to cover the bot
tom, then cover with q layer Of oys
tiers and bits of butter and little
shake Of pepper and salt, and so on
alternately, until oysters are used
having last layer Of oysters. Then
pour over the top the oyster liquor
and a cup of milk with an egg beaten
UP in 1t. Put In oven and bake about
three-Quarters OF an hour. Delicious.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
ALL WORTHY A TRIAL
DISHES POPULAR IN MEXICO NAV
= De APPRECIATED HERE.
Mighty Favored But Tasty Are All
These RseIpes-osiIelous Chile
saues-Turksy Dressing Our
Southern Nslohbors Like.

Chile sause.-Take half peck Of
ripe tomatoes. three green peppers,
three large onions, ave cups Of brown
sugar. one teaspoonful each Of ground
allsplce, cloves and cinnamon. Chop
the onions and peppers together. put
in a preserving kettle with two and a
half cups Of vinegar and boil for an
hour and half; salt to taste. Bottle.
Red Chile Sauce (chIie Colorado
Take six large ripe tomatoes, three
tablespoonfuls of brown sugar. one
spoon each Of ground ginger and Gin.
namon: half spoon of ground cloves:
one cup OF vinegar: half a spoon OF
ground mustard; one pod of dry red
pepper: two large white onions, q bit
of Glove or garlic. Cook until 1t thick.
ems. Bottle and it will keep indefinitely.
Chicken With Almond saucs.-Botl
. chicken, either whole or cut In
pieces; an onion. q carrot. bit OF gar
lie, a piece Of ham. some thyme. sweet
marjoram and half cup of vinegar,
the chicken when cooked to be served
with the following sauce: Grind four
ounces of almonds. heat little lard
with Glove Of garlic we'll mashed,
then dissolve little -four in some OF
the stock and stir. to prevent browning
too much. Add piece of butter and a
ladle full of stock. Incorporate the
almonds, the ham and parsley. chopped
fine; add salt, pepper and a dash OF
nutmeg. Chop two hard boiled eggs,
fine chopped, put in chicken and boil.
This is dish fit for king. 1t Is said
that 1t was the one Spanish dish to
which the Aztecs took kindly.
Turkey Dressing.-Until within the
last few years, after the introduction
of the American cooking stove. Mexi.
cans rarely baked fowls. as they prefer
their fowls and meats boiled. The fol.
lowing recipe for cooking and dressing
turkeys is followed by the housekeep-
ers on all the haciendas (plantations)
and not few city cooks. 1t Is a vari.
alton from the baked turkey Of the
United States. Clean the turkey or
fowl, spread with lard and pepper, put
on in large pot and boil. When near
ly done take out and stuff with this
dressing: Five small green onions,
five apples that have been boiled and
mashed through colander. four
ounces of ham cut into small bits, pep
per and salt. Fry this all together
until done. stuff the turkey. put back
in pot and boil. until done. Remove
from pot; have ready a large. deep
vessel in which there Is boiling lard.
Put in the turkey, and turn frequently
so that 1t may be Drowned on all sides.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Newsboy Reparteo.

He who persists in wearing straw
hat In these parlous days for straw
hats should never indulge in repartee
in the street. A newsboy thrust his
papers persistently under the nose Of
one of these straw-hatted young men,
and the young man was finally moved
to say in an impatient tone: For the
love Of Mike, no, no. Get that, SOM"
The ,newsbay squinted for moment
and then remarked in a loud voice:
Sure get it, Gull; excuse me for not
seeing the straw roof. You're ,savin'
your pennies up for derby for Christ.
mas. Papies!"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Stuffed Beets,

Boil new beets of even size until
tender. Set aside for several hours
or over night, covered with vinegar
When ready to serve rub off the skin
scoop out the center of each to form
a cup and arrange the cups on let
tuce leaves. For each five cups chop
fine cucumber. Make French
dressing of two tablespoons of oil
a teaspoon of vinegar (scan), one
fourth of teaspoonful each of pap
rika and salt. Stir the dressing into
the cucumber and fill the beets with
mixture. Take the beet removed to
form cups, cut slices, forming stars
or any shape. and decorate the top
of each cup.
Chopped radisi, cress. olives or
celery are all excellent for a filling.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

FOOTBALL

Football is going to be introduced
into Iowa prison.
University OF Texas has q player
named Slaughter.
Chicago expects Stages team to
win the conference title this year
Snow, Llewellyn and Whitney form
a sturdy trio in the Dartmouth back
field.
Brown has only five veterans, Cap.
tain Henry. Bean. Mitchell. Casey and
Andrews.
Walter Eckersall says the new rules
are better than any others in the his
tory Of football.
Germaine, a former Carlisle star,
has been engaged to coach the line
candidates at Villanova.
Eddie Vanderboom, former Wiscon-
sin halfback, ia assisting Head Coach
Juneau with his alma mater this year.
PENIS strength this year is said to
be in the line instead Of the back field.
as has been the case the last few
years.
John McGovern of Minnesota, for
mer All-American quarterback. has
signed to coach McAlester college in
st. Paul.
Boland, whose name appears from
time to time in reports OF the Prince
ton practice, is the former MERGERS
burg and Lafayette star.
Jack Bennett, Penn's best end in
the early COS. says that the presen:
Quaker squad looks better to him
than In any recent years.
Barrett. who is starring at Cornell.
is brother of the Barrett who played
on Penn State several years ago. The
brothers hail from Cleveland.
Law IL proving a more consistent
drop kicker than HOBBY Baker at
Princeton. but the latter can get
more distance into his attempts.
Howard Jones, the new head coach
Of Yale, says II men on his eleven
get hard knocks he does not intend
that they should expect apologies.
Harry H. Warner. an alumnus las
been chosen assistant coach at the
University of Virginia, and 1t Is said
he is in line to be head coach next
year.
While falling. on the ball. Jim
Melick, star ceate" Of Swarthmore,
landed on his elbow in an odd posi-
ton and his shoulder was thrown out
of joint
Coach Warner OF Carlisle is tutor
ing three men-Captain WEIGH. Guyon
and Crane-in the fine art Of goal
kicking with the hope of finding q
successor to Jim Thorpe.
Hoar. who pitched for the Atlantic
City Tri-State League club this sea-
son. Is playing on the Gettysburg
College eleven. Is that professional
ism or not? Looks like another Jim
Thorpe.
Hopper, Glass and Plat are expect
ed by Buckness enthusiasts to prove
real stars. Buckness also lays claim
to one Of the biggest men in the east
in Danowski, a 225 FOUNDER, who
played tackle on last years Buckness
Academy team.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
TENNIS

Mrs. George w. Wightman of Bos.
ton., formerly Miss Hazel Hotchkiss
of San Francisco. captured the WON.
ems national tennis championship in
the challenge match on the Cricket
club courts. Mrs, Wightman defeated
the title holder. Miss Mary Brown Of
Los Angeles, in straight sets By
scores OF 60 and SO.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Rooster Heads Guinea Flock,

Rooster Heads GsInea Flock.
A rooster, as leader Of a flock Of
guinea fowls, is a novelty on the farm
Of John w. Smith. near Burrsville.
This unusual case Of affinity is &C.
counted for by the fact that guinea
fowl never forget when grown their
protector when chicks. This particu.
lar rooster manifested an interest in
the brood when they were mere peep
ers. and now they stick to him to the
exclusion OF their own kind.-Milford
.(Del.) Dispatch to the Philadelphia
Record.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
PUGILIlSM

Jack ("Twin") Sullivan Of Boston
outpointed Tom Mcmahon In ton.
round bout at Erie. Pa.
Young Jack OBrien shaded Tommy
Howell. the tough eastern weller. In
a six-round battle at Philadelphia
Matt Wells, the English light!
weight pugilist. was given tho verdict
on points over Owen Moran. another
British pugilist, in 20-round con.
test. g., 49, '.-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
BILLIARDS

Calvin Demarest defeated Ikujirs
Tamura. champion billiardist Of ia
pan, 800 to 28S. in their 1872 match.
Ysmada, despite his staggering de
feat by Hoppe last season. in which
the Jap scored but 80 to the cham.
-pion's 500. has by no means given up
his ambition to wrest Hopes 1871
title from him. He will challenge
again.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Accounts transferable.

(" A couple Of pickpockets had been
following rich-looking man for some
minutes, when they saw him enter Q
lawyers office. What shall we do
now?" asked one. "Wait for the law
yer" replied the other. Hell have
the swag and the other follow the
empty pockets" t,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Lemon Biscuit.

One cup lard. three cups white
sugar. one pint sweet milk, two eggs.
pinch Of salt, i've cents worth of car
Donate OF ammonia. I'VE cents worth
oil of lemon. Dissolve ammonia in
milk. mix stitf enough TO handle cas-
lily, roll one-fourth inch thick. Pick
with fork and have oven hot, Get the
ammonia and lemon at the druggists
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
GOLF

Miss Myra Helmer Of the Midlothian
club. Chicago. is the new champion
Of the Women's Western Golf asso.
citation, winning her match with Miss
Ruth Chrisholm, Cleveland. In thu
finals Of the open tournament at Mem
phis. up and to play.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Sensible VloW.

Marriage should be regarded sen.
sibly." said certain bishop at we'd
ding breakfast In Duluth.
Marriage the bishop continued.
lis no ecstatic dream Of love. OF
course, there is love in every success.
full marriage, plenty Of love; but"
The bishop smiled.
but" he resumed, this love II
kept most Of the time in cold storage
SO as to make 1t keep"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
HORSE RACING

/ Blondella. dam Of the worlds cham
pion trotter Uhlan. Is dead at the
Castleton stock farm. Blondella VA
the property of David M. Look. 4 mil.
l,onaire horse breeder Of New York.
:. en- Z II .,,.,G. .
Uhlan goes right along smashing
trotting records, The latest to fall
before his sterling assault was the
Illinois record for the mile smashed
q Galesburg
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Man and the Motor.

Man and the Motor.
Il suppose the driver OF a car comes
to have q sort Of sympathetic under
standing with the machine"
YES" replied the man who had
stopped to make repairs. There Is
a mysterious relationship between US.
For instance, whenever my car Is
broke know that am going to be-"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Ra1leY Jelly.

This 10 very economical jolly and
delicious. Take any quantity OF pars-
ley, cover with water and boil about
half an hour. Then run through the
Jelly bag. measure and allow one cup
Of sugar to one cup Of Juice, add two
or three rose geranium leaves. which
give q nne flavor. Now boil all to-
gether until It becomes as thick as
honey,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
cheeklno Profanity,

In an Edinburgh hotel the bar coun.
ter contains SLOT into which each
visitor who is heard to swear must
drop q penny, and notice to that
effect is displayed. These pennies are
at Intervals collected and sent to aid
the funds Of one Of the local institu.
tons. as 5 s.-, 4, n n. 5i !,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
AQUATIC

Sir Thomas Upton has invited Ed.
ward Keep. banker. yachtman and
present owner OF the Seawanhaka.
the fastest cabin sloop afloat. to sail
on his challenger in the proposed cup
race.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Jam Roll.

Two eggs, their weight In flour and
butter and not quite in powdered
sugar, two teaspoons Of baking pow.
der. Rub butter, mix ingredients.
lastly eggs. Bake ten minutes, spread
on buttered paper. then spread Jam
and roll. sr;..,.st Er.%5as.. h + Nh DIX y IL
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
WRESTLING

Doctor Roller Of Chicago lost q
handicap wrestling match to Floyd
Domer at Clinton, Ia, failing to throw
Domer twice, In forty-hve minutes.
Roller secured one fall In :35.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

Little Willie overheard his father
speaking Of some one who had been
weighed In the balance and found
wanting. II guess maybe he forgot to
drop a penny in the SLOT" suggested
Willie.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

Father will wander around and &c:
cumulate q mixed cargo OF beer, booze,
train oil, garlic. onions and limburger'
and will happen to remember that he
hasn't loved mother up for week
Then he will 60 home and get mad be.
cause mother doesn't want to kiss
him. . r+. s-r ia. sso r..., 49,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

A New Yorker has invented mo-
tor truck with four rear wheels IN.
stead Of two. so mounted on short
axles that the load is equally distrib-
uted among all of them regardless Of
the roughness of q road.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
Is y - Y "a ~ n -TI1-- = . : ~
When BEATING Eoos,

When beating the whites Of eggs
always add a pinch Of cream Of tartar
when they are about half beaten.
This is excellent, as 1t keeps the eggs
from falling before being used.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

seventeen-year-old Dora Gray Of
Salem, Ore, is a. page or pagess In
the state senate. and it is the first
time in the history Of the Oregon
legislature a girl has held such a pt'-
sition.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

There are 50 seats on street car,
but the man who hasn't had bath
since the Johnstown food always sits
down right beside YOU. =
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

The .old.fashioned girl who used to
have to carry the washtub up to her
room when she wanted to take bath
had roster cheeks than the. girl who
finds 1t work to turn on : the faucets
these days =. r. p 2&1.....-a -.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

The greatest recorded depth Of the
Antarctic ocean is $4,000 feet, and It's
area 100000 square miles. -
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

Biography is useless which is NOT
true. The weaknesses of character
must be preserved however insignia;
cant or humbling; they are the errata
of genius and clear, up the text.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

During a recent election in Sweden
the interesting fact was revealed that
only, SO per cent. OF the women voters
were disqualified for failure to pay
taxes, as compared with FAC per cent.
OF the men. ~ ~ >,sssa .4'....s
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

In these modern days, you cannot
hide the light Of the city that is set
by waterfall, nor stop the growth Of
the one with q waterfront.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

Success depends largely upon your
ability to 90 without something to eat
until you reach the end Of the rain.
bow.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

One never learns to really appre
ciate his home town until he 10 com
PEELED to live elsewhere. s.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

After meeting nice young man for
the first time girl always lays awake
for an hour wondering II she made an
Eimpr ession. p
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

For testing the terminating quail
ties Of seeds quickly an Iowa man has
patented a cabinet something like an
incubator, warm moisture rising
through the walls and dropping on
the seed trays.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

And many a mans conservatism 10
due to the fact that he hasn't the
money. s4 ,s3%
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
! straw VOTING Now.

s Straw Voting Now.
What has become Of the old-fash-
Toned woman who used to put fresh
straw under the parlor carpet every
spring Chicago Daily News.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24
No infalllhilitv. |,

HI #ss st's Ess3@ aa NO tuSubluSys h s3525
Dictionaries are like watches, the
worst is better than none, and ths
best cannot be expected to 60 quite
true. Johnson
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

In 1912 France imported 224.-544,
300 gallons Of wine and exported 60-
002,400 gallons. an \. .s,5
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

Europe has an area Of $685. Ot
square miles. "A Il .3 I. 5. v. M
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

The Chinese have a saying that an
unlucky word dropped from the tongue
cannot be brought back again by a
coach and six horses.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-10-24

St. Martins college, Protestant
Episcopal school for colored boys
which has been occupying building
at 173 Catharine street, Philadelphia,
is endeavoring to find q location in the
country where it may reopen as farm
school, Several desirable farms with.
in easy access of the city have been
Investigated by prominent churchmen
and laymen Of the city. Because of in
sufficient funds to finance this PROPOSE
ton, however, no specific negotiations
toward the proposed change have as
yet been completed. ''">'
" An attempt has been made to inter
est the wealthy laity in the city In or
der to receive their moral and financial
support in the new movement. Active
solicitation and advertisement Of the
scheme have not been resorted to, for
1t is believed that when suitable sit
uation has been chosen the necessary
funds will be forthcoming.
Recently wealthy layman Of Glen
Loeb has intimated that he might be
able to provide the requisite means
and farm to establish the enterprise In
lower Chester county. Other possible
sites are being withheld, pending the
negotiations for the property near
Glen Loeb.