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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-11-12

In other words. the state railwa
commission reports:
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-11-12

handing nothing than accept of the
the seal toward bringing and order out Of chaos and
ng The MEXICAN president that the United States being
rdered friend rather than . power
This Il shn the position Of the United keeping with its
claim being Christian ration and to Leadership in the onward march
civilization thanks big broad and human president Woodrow
Wilson.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-11-12
PEOPLES PATIENCE TES7ZFZES TO
CONFIDENCE IN THEIR PRESIDENT

- Doctc victories in New Jersey Massachusetts, and Delaware
- 6s Of rammany in New York. win allow mighty
Il the faith of the people in the present administration in
61Ahe1M
% n after reduction in the tariff schedules and with
policy announced and the wheels in motion for working
~ TIE results in Asw Jersey Massachusetts, and Maryland meant
ppe Of those states approve Of what has bean done BY the
n1a1h u date.
~ crushing q rannaay and Murphy BY the Of New York
= TIE soutsst hind Of Involvement the Woodrow Wilson
- 4 sovunmsnt
t greater significance President
- l party, Of thinking the attitude Of the whole
ys = ths present tine the Mexican situation plainly
tnnp - paint 4 sziia
~ andnishaoa wrestling knotty tick
~ eennng Just the southern border, this attitude
- 4 1nsncs md " conAdsu N having charge
anon1f matter sucfen amount understanding
1S1lGmt amount II shara6sr, sufficient amount Of I'M
a1 uaih and m1aisnt of backbone and courage
sISslis. sswhaAsvG TIM ~ take.
TfIssa 81 sasd this Mexican problem and
\ ~ w1sm IEssran i the to congress-
~ Aays ehangsd il tsnPsrament; sufficiently almost, TO
sshh - ialandasGn With the for world peace
~ tasss - jhp press included willing to let the
1enGs M nat viii further suggestions from them to
II eog1k y = = suSAt nst d.
" qdM xnzs hsaass sy have besn brought the con-
& IT, Wa yo has fr II bash ALWAYS the greatest good
nsnb asd beaase thy know the patience Of the people
" - @ hacking md her support in adhering steadfastly
os &pna quite equal Of meeting the Mexican
niA - ysasisiHdM u iztuaaHonal mtasement
~ e ps and have any emergency that might
1>r thaa Ill for the Nsxioan situation WE HAVE pREsl
r. WHOM THE PEOPLE or THE UNITED STATES HAVE CON.
nenhs 49, before the ngos had been taught their lesson
~ lnt q With Japan, could have believed the ngo
~ jGi pGss tie landownership California
na loud and Asy speeches made much wood type used
M 1ngos q yellow newrpap with considerable red ink spilled
oo0D ~ inGo color scheme
ztssgtsd than any other this the
6 - naintGn his compemre.
and cooI and with level head President Wilson the
a natr At al agreeable the jngoists but
psxfant1y satisfactory in every respect Japan.
1od Of the probability Of with Japan for several
49, 70 and behold PoAro Das discovered his visit
fr other purpose Of than explain the Nado
ygps wanted in California Mexico would Be nice
LII ~ them to.
1psae Aset with the fighting force country all
- M y the time Das had arrived for
>GoQ ~ two countries, warned.
happened the feet didn't sail and also happened
discovered Das in town, no had the gate locked
W ~ md had pasted in CONSPICUOUS place the gate time
n trains that day.
6heot this time Communication reached President Huea in
I'm President Wilson, bearing the seal Of the United States de-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-11-12


not on the captains geography
commission
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-11-12

to file plans and specifications for the
making of others.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-11-12

Benevolence is often too local In
Its practice.-Judge.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-11-12
aEef Decisions.

They say matrimony 10 lottery.
A lottery has many more blanks
than prices.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-11-12

Suppose In En- last act the viIlair
should be declared tn rightfui hell
an come Int en- old man's money, an
word 10 received just before IT, cur
tain falls that "a, hero -haa been hi
BY IN auto an killed an that tn sou
brette has bin plnehsd fer shoplIftln'
wouidn't that be . lovely play?"
The Washington herald., 1913-04-09
ASKS.
RAILWAY EXTENSION
Congress Height Citizens Want I'm
proved Service Out Nichols Ave-
nue-B. F. Knott Presides.

Meetings of the Congress Heights Citi-
zens' Association were resumed last
evening at the residence of b. F. Knott.
in Nichols Avenue. with o. a. Emmons
president, i'm the chair. The association
has been inactive for number OF
months The association has been en-
deavoring for a long time to interest
the officials i'm its extension of the street
railway along Nichols Avenue, but so
far nothing definite has been accom-
plished.
Electa Chapter, No. 9. Order of the
Eastern Star. of Anacostia, admitted a
number of candidates to membership in
their order at a meeting yesterday IN
the local Masonic Hall. with Mrs. Ber-
tina Haines, worthy matron, presiding.
"Woman's Suffrage will be discussed
at meeting of the Mems Social Club. of
Emmanuel Episcopal Church. tomorrow
evening in the parish hall. in V Street.
Anacostia Council. No. IS, Junior Or
der of United American Mechanics. ac-
complshed degree work at its meeting
last evening.
Capt and Mrs. Lloyd G.. Smith, for
merly with the Government Hospital for
the Insane, will. this month. sail for the
Philippine Islands, where Capt. Smith
has been detailed by the government.
lie will be with one of the government
hospitals on the island. They have been
visiting friends here.
The Ladies Guild of Emmanuel Epis-
copal Church met yesterday afternoon
in the parish hall. in Street, with Mrs.
Joseph King, president, in the chair
The guild has been conducting a rum
mage sale.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-09
HEROES OF SPANISH WAR
TO BE AT CONVENTION
Will Be Entertained at Special Drill at
Fort Myer Arranged by Col.
Garrard.

Admiral George Dewey, Rear Admiral
Richard Wainwright, retired. Rear Ad-
miral Victor Blue, Father G. +. s. Child
wick, and Hon Richmond +. Hobson will
be among the famous naval heroes of the
Spanish American war who will attend
the Navy League convention April 10 to T.
Rear Admiral Blue is best known to tie
public for his dash through the enemy s
line at Santiago. which resulted in his DIS
Covery of Cervera's fleet in the harbor.
The part played by Rear Admiral Vain
wright in the destruction Of Cervera's
squadron won for him fame. His frail
craft, the Gloucester, attacked and over
came two much larger ships. the Pluton
and Furor, in the face of a heavy fire
from the enemy. 1t was Wainwright s
courageous entrance into the harbor of
Guanica that enabled navy force 10
land and hold the first Spanish territory
taken by the Americans. Wainwright
is also remembered for his work of res
cue as one of the survivors of the Inflated
Maine.
Father Chadwick chaplain on the Maine
al the time she was sunk. is another who
is coming to Washington. He was on
board at the time of the disaster and dis
played courage in relieving the suffering
of the unfortunate crew.
Admiral Dewey's Manila victory, which
placed him in the front rank of the world =
greatest naval fighters. is too much mat
ter of common knowledge to need repeti-
ton. The Admiral of the Navy has not
attended a convention in years, but has
stated his intention of being present at
the coming sessions and banquet of the
Navy League.
Representative Hobson's record also is
one with which every American is famil-
lar. 1t is sufficient to recall that as a
~ MT q &
in Santiago Harbor.
Col. Joseph Garrard, of Fort Myer, has
arranged a special cavalry drill Friday
afternoon for the delegates to the Navy
! League convention. The visit to Fort
Myer will be sandwched in between other
| important sessions Of the convention. The
Friday morning session will be held in the
ballroom on the tenth floor of the New
| Willard Hotel. The visit to Fort Myer
will be followed in the evening by ban
quet at the New Willard Hotel in honor
| Of the Secretary of the NAVY.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-09
JEWISH WOMEN MEET.
Nominate Officers for Washington
Alliance for May Election.

Nominations for officers of the Wash
ing on Alliance of Jewish Women were
closed at a meeting yesterday afternoon
in the Eighth Street Temple. The cleo
lions will be held in May.
The alliance was addressed by Mrs.
J. p S. Neigh. Of Neighborhood House,
who told of the play and spring festival,
which is to be given soon for the benefit
of that institution. An invitation to be
present at the national conference of the
Federation of Women's Clubs. to be held
in this city from April 81 to April 25,
was extended by Mrs Andrews, presi-
dent of the Federation of Women's Clubs.
Of this city.
The Alliance House was the name given
to the new settlement recently opened by
the alliance at rs Four-and-a-half Street
Southwest A musical programme was
rendered by Miss Alice Burbage ana
Mrs. Myer Hellheimer. pianists, and Mrs.
Samuel Callsher, soloist A paper on
current topics was read by Mrs. LOUIS
Gutenberg.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-09
MACBETH" ATTRACTS
AT BELASCO THEATER

At the Belasco last evening Macbeth
and his Lady trod their accustomed
path of audacity and desperation till
they fell at last headlong beneath the
hooking scourge of the Fates they had
sought to aster. large gathering or
Washington people watched spellbound
the action of the familiar tale of medic
val blood and terror. and none could
doubt that they found in it entertainment
of the most genuine and satisfying kind.
Mr. MantelTs splendid attachments are
shown to the greatest possible advantage
in the part of the murderous King OF
Scotland. which he presented with all the
power and brilliancy that his admirers
have learned TO expect. AS spoken by
this actor, the subtly haunting music OF
Shakeaspeares lines receives full value
and the delicate shades OF meaning are
carried to every auditor
Miss Florence Rockwell gave a success
full impersonation of serpentine cruelty
in the early phases of Lady Macbeth
character, turning to despair and remorse
in the later acts Her enunciation and
infections are excellent in intent but are
somewhat marred by the slight nasality
of her accent.
The rendition of the remaining parts,
with a few exceptions, were mediocre.
Miss Agnes Scott, as the First Witch,
must be specially commended. The
Banauo of Mr. Brigham Royce was well
conceived in a spirit of gentle melan-
choly. The methods of Mr.. Fritz Leiber,
as Macduff, are not suited to the deliv-
ery of blank verse. The part of the Por-
ter is customarily played as the broadest
of low comedy. instead of the quiet sar-
donic humor called for by the lines. but
the exhibit of this character last even
ing was peculiarly distressing. q
As a whole, the production was ar
ranged and set with good judgment and
| excellently managed.
"Richelieu" will be presented this aft
ernoon by Mr.. Mantell's company, and
"Othello' in the evening.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-09
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

so GIG It A-AMER SEC & TR co tr to August
Gardner s. ;r
flool F nwj ro>.rc
Thos & = Percy Thompson TO lhereSa " No. -
SO covenants x tr $500 ~
18th bet TAYLOR & UpShur sts NV
So 1900 II -BREUNINGEE Lewis u et ux
sadie 1 to Arthur & Helen Allen Joint as
tenants SO
CTunlaw I'd y Of i NV
So 81 1t ls-BALDWIN. Mosby to VIM a =,
Coombc SO IT
llod2 X | ave NV
So ls5 1t l3l pts 1t 70 & 81 1'5 pt org 1t % =
CASSIDY Jos \ 10 Jas ODonnel $40 o.
~ ave bet & : SITS NV lSs l9th NV 20
81 l10 It 1-DOUGAL, VIM NJ to john sewer so
t5l4l l. NV
So IL Ut org It's IS 4 17-d'AJETA. Martina L
to Nurray Cobb Sl0O to confirm deed dated
Ian 81, 1915 0i
So Is3 ITS 1t 73-KENT. Remembrance f ct u7
Lille NJ & Jas L. Rush ct ux Nancy to jos
A Cassidy $40 81
N ave bet 4 nwi
So 1923 Its 40 & IL Villa Pk-MARDEN. Clara
Of yir Edwin to VIM W Slice Sl7 covenants
Is of Taylor T. Of I'd mel :.
"a 1ss lis 81 to a blk IS Wesley Hts-MALoNE
katherine f to Evelyn Reichmann SIG sS
~ = If a |. int iu-McAIICHAEL. Isaac ct ux
Elizabeth TO Mrs Nellie McMichael Totten. condi-
tion if party of I'd part shall be dccease parties
Of lst to he null x void ~
r nNb
50 4o5 north n 1t 4-NIEREL. August ct ux Anna
to NJ Sheehan ct TX Margaret Joint tenants >lu
70 u e n q az ~ sen sui Il
50 SIS II I5s blk Mt III X Pl Ps-OPPf'N-
UEINIER GuStaye ct Julia to Sarah Diener
- q
Is 81 Gel Rd f of Ga ave nwl
So l53 II I3l-RUSH, Jas l. ct uN Nancy kemcm
brance r Kent et Lillian VI to Jos Cassidy
go :. sas noo s.
| IN II ave bet r & ; NV
So Ie5 ut org 1t Sa-RU All Jas l. ct TX Nancy n
Remembrance Z Kent ct w Lillian NJ 20 Jos \
Cassidy $40
| 1873 18th nwl
y, 3lS5 Ii So blk 3. Petworth Addn-ROSE. Theresa
| G TO Jno l. Mcdonald $40 covenants x trs a. lo
| 18th bet TAYLOR & Upshur SITS nw) =
| So SIS II North Add Chillrm Castle Hts-lhh
| WASH'N LAND & MTG co to VIM Houston
$3.50 covenants -
| Is of QuackenbCs f of LIST nel
| IA south of 2s27 It 57-WARDMAN. Harry * Thos
| Bones TO Ellen o Riordan SO covenants x Il
| $3.50 =
! Is of Perry Pl + of 18th nwl
/ So ye2 II 9 Hillbrsok- En-. otway b Ct
| Tx Sarah c to VIM Latimer $40 covenants 4
| 20 bet 4ad & i3d mel
| Nashville Tenn is about to build new city hail
| to cost 500 COZ.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-09

the appointment of three inspectors
whose duty it will be to inspect trafhc
conditions and the equipment OF the cars
of the local companies. The new hspec
tors are j. II. Mills, a. &. putnam anu
c. c. Reininger. at salaries oil sllo' SiV''
and $50 month. respectively
Tho inspectioc work of the traffic con-
ditions will be supervised by Mr.. Putnam
formerly an employee of the Capital lrac-
ton Company Mr. Reininser Will be MS
assistant. The work of inspecting tne
car equipment will be directed by MI
Mills.
The work of these new officials Is prdG-
tically that formerly accomplished oy N.
c. Eddy, secretary or the oio ~
electric railway commission.
An matters pertaining to the operation
of street cars in the District VIII cone
under the supervision of the ne" COM
mission.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-09
OF INTEREST TO BUILDERS

prices, particularly bent wood furniture
from Austria
All lumber and barbed wire fencings
have been put on the free list.
In addition to these items, which
should materially reduce their cost, arti-
cles necessary to the farmer have been
placed on the free list. Important
among them are agricultural impie-
ments, wagons and carts, cotton bagging
and binding twines, and all fertilizers
and Insecticides.
The Washington herald., 1913-04-09
INSPECTORS ARE NAMED.
Utilities COmmi<siOn DesiEpatcs
Three Men on Traffic Conditions.

Immediate consideration of the COM
plants regarding street car service will
follow the completion of the arrange
ments made yesterday by the public uti
tiles commission for maintaining super
vision over the street railways.
Announcement yesterday was made of
The Washington herald., 1913-04-09

Nashville. Tenn, is about to build new city hah
to cost 500 COZ.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-02-28
"A Comedy in Rubber " S Hs% S Ts2 By O. Henry

Two souls with such congenial tns'es
could not long remain apart As po-
liceman drove them away with his night
SUCK that evening th"y phsh'cd 'heir
roth. The seeds OF love had been wch
sown. and had grown M, hardy ana
vigorous. into a-iet us call II u rupoer
plant.
Inc wedding or Niilia" Fry anu
Nlo'et seymour was set LOT '"hs w.
me Dig ,"u'eh III 'n' "'u''e w '"'
bIoVn was oahN'n my" wa" """'. '"
Inc popuiouS uioe vi nupoerers inc
Wo''d over r""p""' "''' "e'u'"e'
mney arc .ne p'ss''''s'' VI ,ne p'"s,
my "'o VIZ es' W. wv s." ~
we o""'e'o'' VI '"' LUZ ".' 80.
w aus" ~ ,, a.
~" III,
'o"e W '"e '"".''' ""' -, :" '"u
~,
W."
ih' eh"'c" WIS "s"'o"
carpet 'ay over NV a'p'a'. w '"e '"s'
OF the sidewalk. brides'a'us were p''.
uhs ono Mho'ners sasnes a"ry anu
speaN'ns oi 'ne ','ue '''"'.
mon ue" "hl'o r''oo"' VII ."e'' "".p'
anu oe"aiied .he spnoo vi "''o 'o-
tween uf'hHs' i"e ''i'"'A''' was "'us'"s
over ms poss'pie zee, ehsay'"s oo"Joe-
'u'o ""e'he' u """'" ""''..' :" pu'
chase ne" proaao'o'" sun 'o' n'"'
ser an" pno'oRraph o' i1 'e""
Lppey TOT MS WIG ie'' Sup'o was
In the ar
And outside the church, oh, my broth
ers. rurged and heaved the rank aud
file OF the tribe Of Rubberers' In two
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-02-28

but happy. She was looking at what
there was to see. A man was painting
upon tho fence: Eat Bricklcts-lThey
FIJI Your Face
Violet blushed when she saw william
Pry. William Jabbcd badly in black
silk raglan IN the ribs, kicked a boy i'm
the shin, hit an old gentleman on :he
left ear and managed 10 crowd nearer
to Violet, They stood for an hour look
Ing at the man paint the letters. Then
Williams love could be reprcssed no
longer. lie touched her on the arm.
Come with me-" he said. Il know
where there IL a bootback without an
Adams apple"
She looked up at him shyly, yet with
unmistakable love TRANSPORTING her
countenance.
And you have saved II for me-" che
asked, trembling with the first dim
ecstasy of a woman beloved.
Together they hurried to the boot
blacks stand. An hour they spent there
gazing at the uniformed youth.
A window cleaner fell from the NTH
story to the sidewalk beside them. As
the ambulance came changing up Will
lam pressed her hand jOyOusly.
-Four ribs at least and a compoun
fracture" he whispered. swiftly. You
are not sorry that you met me, arc
you, dearest?"
Me-" said Violet. returning the pres
sure. Sure not. could stand all day
rubbering with you"
The climax OF the romance occurred
few days later, Perhaps the reader will
remember the intense excitement into
which the city was thrown when Eliza
Jane, a colored woman was served with
n subpoena. The Rubber Tribe en-
camped on ,hN spot. with his owr
hands william Pry placed board upon
two beer kegs In the 'strcst oppoat'
Eliza James residence. lie and Violet
sat there for three days and nights
Then 1t occurred to "a detective TO open
the door and serve the subpoena. lie
sent FOR a kline. oscope and did 90.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-02-28

fell back into the second row with
ripped shirt waists when Violet had
finished with them. William Pry loved
her at first sight
The ambulance removed the uncor-
scious agent OF Cupid. william and
Violet remained after the crowd had
dispersed. They were true Rubberers.
People who leave the scene Of an aec.-
dent with the ambulance have not genu-
Inc caoutchouc In the cosmogony of their
necks. The delicate. fine flavor Of the
AFFAIR Is to be had only In the after
taste--in gloating over the spot In gag
ing hxedly at the houses opposite. IN
lowering there in "A dream more ex-
quislte than the opium-eater's ecstasy.
William Pry and Violet Seymour we're
connoisseurs In casualties. They kne"
how to extract full enjoyment from
every incident.
Presently they looked at each other.
Violet had a brown blrthmark on her
neck as large as silver half-dolinr.
William fxed his eyes upon 1t. william
Pry had Unfortunately bowed legs. Violet
allowed her gaze TO linger unswerving!y
upon them. Face to face they stood
thus for moments, each staring at ne
other. Etiquette would not allow them
to speak but in the Caoutchouc city =
Is permitted to gaze without stint at the
trees In the parks and at the physical
blemishes OF a fellow creature.
At length with sigh they partei.
But Cupid had been the driver OF The
brewery wagon, and the wheel that
broke a leg united two fond hearts.
Tho next meeting OF tho hero oni
heroine was In front OF board fence
near Broadway,
William saw large crowd scramblins
and pushing exritedly In front of n
billboard, Sprintlng for It, he knocked
down an old woman and a child carry
ing bottle OF milk. and fought his
way like demon into the mass OF
spectators. Already In tho inner line
stood Violet Seymour with ono sleeve
and two gold Filings gone. a corset
steel puncture and spra!ned wrist.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-02-28

feel" said Mr.. Slavins1ey. And Raj
ferry nodded his concurrence.
"I'll bet nobody put any bottled beer
in the Ice box!" growled Mr.. Jar. I'll
bet the box Of beer wasn't ordered"
why. yes It was. dear" said Mrs.
Jarr. the ministering angel. You Just
had q bottle OF L."
Odd r. asked Mr.. Jar In his bsst
where Am ~" manner. my mind Is
O blank
You don't forget you lost - cents to
me at bid pinochle when you hadn't
any changer" asked Mr.. Elavinsky In
some alarm.
yes. yes. forget that. too" said
Mr.. Jarr. Shaking his head. Mother.
these unfortunate alcoholics are prob
ably dying Of thirst. Get some Of tho
beer"
The visitors started up at the word
''aNroholics." But Mrs. Jarr with n
plying look appealed to them as though
asking them to remember Mr.. Jar as
he had been-before he was threatened
with brain fever from overwork.
II Am thirsty" said Rafferty, when
bottled beer. II got a fine Virginia
ham sent me the other day. and We cut
the first slices from It for breakfast
this morning"
Virginia ham," cried Mr.. Jarr. "Ah.
I must have Virginia ham' Get me
the Virginia ham! Send for the Vir-
gnia ham. at once! 10 YOU hear? At
once"
Sure" co:ncdded Slavinshy.
0t wasn't their Virginia ham.)
Mr.. Rafferty,. with sigh, went to the
telephone and called up his wife and
mot without some difficulty In making
his wife see how those threatened with
brain fever must be humored) got the
Virginia ham on Its way around TO the
Jarr apartments.
sick people have those longings.
said Mr.. Ransre. when my wife got
the grip she craved for champagne.
And a friend OF mine in the wine bust
ness sent ms a case when he heard OF
II. When Mrs. Rangle got we'll she
never touched II. There's six bottles
left now"
"Just what I WANT" cried Mr.. Jarr
- nice cold bottle! How can eat
Virginia ham without cold bottle?''
You'll have to humor HIM" cried Mr..
Rafferty,. Send for the six bottles.
S1av!nsky. IT'S your turn NEXT"
II should wurry!' replied the giazier
blandly. EFF NIT this brain sickness
Mr.. CHAIR wants to eat glass and get
a pane In his stomach, let hint"
And he laughed merr1iy at the quaint
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-02-28
Her Employer.

The Young woman who must attempt a
aIrtation with every masculine individ-
nal coming within reach Of her beamlng
ewes Is distinctly out OF place down.
town,
The villain employer is much less COM
mon than a certain sort OF fiction would
nave us think. But with no evil inten-
lions a man may expose hts stenog-
,nnher to censor!ous gossip-!f she let's
him.
MS in her hands, and when she tact
f,uy refuses the first luncheon invita-
ion the right sort of man win think all
the more hiehly OF her.
"J H." writes: II am paying atten-
ton TO a glrl and I should very much
like to get married. But ! am only
earning 81 a week. Is that enough?"
Not II you live In New York,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-02-28
CopyhslA. iois. by The d,rus,
JUST DREAAfSi

N HRS. G-My goodness. how they're
M rushing the seasons nowadays!
A'A Women begin 10 wsar straw hats
tho FIRST OF February and felt once IN
August. And no ono thinks they're
cNzy except tho men.
Mr. G.-Yes. they're beginning to send
me summer hotel circulars and book
lets already.
Willie from behind a wilderness Of
mashed otasoes)-0sei I wish Il wuE
summer now.
Mr.. Dwell. I don't.
Mrs. o. hate summer.
Willie dnjurcd) II don't make
no difference To you--you don't have to
70 to school.
Mr.. O. (sternly)-Some day you'll
thank your parents for having insisted
on giving you q good education. But
don't wish 10 40 into that now. What
was going To say was this: We've had
pretty poor luck with summer hotels
the last few seasons. haven't VET
Mrs. @. (feelingly)-Oh. terrible! That
West Bay House last summer wac the
worst ever.
Willie (eagerly)-Yeh. They made
chicken soup out Nv pigs feet and then
they made sweetbread patties out Nv
en- arterward. The chef tot mo when
give him one Nv pops cixins that
got broke
Mr.. q, tgravely) -And I dare say that
that wasn't the most grlevous fault the
place had. so was going to suggest
that instead OF going away this sum
H.. nj,