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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-30

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hi he isen
ORRfNE prepared FORMS No l. powder alb
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PHARMACY.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-30

me house was struck unit the next
morning. The current must have
passed within few feet Of the bed
occupied by Mr. and Mrs Roberts. but
they felt no shock.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-30

She viii neither forgive nor forget The insult
he has offered her that she has been bought
and paid for" for this alrikea AZ the very
character and dignity Of womanhood lie
Is thoroughly roPoniant and heseechos her
for pardon. He reminds her that he was
trunk and not responsible when he said il
but she rightfully reminds him that the very
fact that no made il when his reason no
longer controlled his actions revealed all
the more clearly how he really felt towards
her. She would therefore remain with him
on one condition be may not erase this feel
ing from his heart, but he could keep II
concealed by remaining SOBER She there
fore wonld exact a promise from him. as
tho condition upon which she would remain,
and that was that be must never drink
again.
lie denies her right 20 make this demand,
She asserts her right 10 mako the demand,
and she leaves him with the vow that she
win never return to him until he has sent
for her or come for her, an act which viii
be . eeniession that he will oomply with her
demand lie pleads with her TO remain He
Voing QRt 10 her how she has become ao-
gas@vaito luxury and that she can no
hlg,p,fEs as tho did before their marriage,
n Otsss " make her an allowance. but she
refuses az bis advances and leaves him with
nothing, az ale came TO him with nothing.
Three months later Mrs. stafford has oh
tanned humble position a. saleslady "a .
modest salary, and together with her sister
and broihcr.in.aw is living IN a humbls
apartment 10 maintain which means . con.
slant struggle She s coustau9y mpor.
tuned 10 return 10 her husband. but she re-
fuses every plea as her solfrespeei IS d
greater importance to her than The maiefia
things which her surrender would bring her
james,. her broiher.is law. now resorts 10 a
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-30

hound over In the sum OF $4,000
which he could not furnish and viii
languish IN the county Jail till next
court session
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-30

Nv ANfNtF = ~ "tNtf'FAhlNN
MAY RESULT ~ DEATH
Clovis. ~ NJ. Sept 3o,--sunday
afternoon while party Of men were
out hunting near Hurley, Texas. tn an
auto, Mr.. Ross Harp was accidentally
shot through the back b. Ernest
Matlock. the bullet penetrating the
lungs and coming out ON the other
side. Just as Mntiock was ready 20
fire NJ rabbit IN the road nearby
the auto ran over . bump. throw.ne
the gun around in the direction q
Harp. The victim was carried back
70 Hurley and three doctors from
Plainview and Or. oliver 81 TeNicc
were summoned They report inc
case io be a very serious one Mt
Warp ~ married man about
years old and lives at Hurley
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-30

Of discomfort gnhws NJ her heart strinra
She loves her husband. Il Is true. for he is
invariably attentive aud afiectionaio. But.
o. late he has succumbed 10 d habit Of
drinking TO excess, and al such time he he's
given evidence Of growing disposition 10
degrade her which fills her with shame and
dlsmay Sober, be is a courteous, consider
ate gentleman, drunk his usual calm dig.
nifty gives way to a spirit Of exhilaration OF
amiablo aud ronisl humor which lasts as
long as he can have bis way, but the moment
he h crossed IN bis dcslrts the dieia.oral
and dominooring character Of the man. so
successfully concealed when sober, IS dis.
played, and he win stop at nothing TO have
his way
On one particular evening Mr. Stafford
comes homo exhlarated and iuilamed by
drink, lie Is pleasant aud amiable enough
until his wife refuses 20 drink 10 a toast
which he desires 20 propose so her The
beast in him Is aroused and be attempts by
force TO compel her TO do his bidding. Whcn
this fails he asserts his legal authority Ne
husband 20 compel her 10 obey him Thu
she scornlhly rejects, with the assertion
that the husband who would claim such au
thoFity coniesses that be no longer possesses
the only authority which exists in marriage
1.-The moral one Goadcd 20 desperation by
her persistent refusal, he toupis her with
the charge tina, he has bought and paid Tor
her and therefore She must do what pleascs
him. Her finer instincts rehvi al this insult,
aud even though shy knows i was spoken by
him when he was no longer responsible ior
a. she decides 10 leave him
On the following morning when he IS
sober, she makes knuwu her dclcrminat.u.l
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-30
The Plot
of the Play

Tho story Of the play e simple enough
Mr.. Robert Stafford, a man Of wealth, pos
seasing the character and instincts Of the
born gentleman, falls in love with poor
telephone operator, Miss Virginia Blaine
young woman Of fino character end high
ideals Her rofusals of his many invitations
20 portake Of pleasures only incrcase Ne
Staiiord's love for her. Finally he invites
her, together with sister, Fanny, and her
intended brother.inlaw, James Gillcy, 20
his home. and here Mr. Stafford confesses
his love fer her and pleads with her TO mar.
~ him fm he u sure fiat II she loves no
one else nad hsEAt IN even in ufiectionatc
regard the wus,sAA q has affection viii soon
make her love him
They are married and live together for
two years Every luxury which husband
can shower upon a wife he showers upon
her A beautiful home, a yacht box az
The opera, automobiles. trips abroad Tie
ieycn takes Che happy.Folueky James Gilloy
her brother.in-law, into his office, paying
him d salary entirely out Of proportion 90
his ability, jus, 10 please bis wife But, In
spite Of all these attentions. a rrmlng spirit
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
HAD PREMoNlTION OF DEATH
New Jersey Mans Fear of Coming
Disaster Laughed at by Comrades,
but 1t Was Verified.

John Hueselmans, superintendent
of lumber yard in Harrison, n. j.,
started home after day of intense
worry through fear of impending dis
aster. His premonition caused several
of the workmen to deride him. John
Bissell of Newark led in the soothing.
AS Hueselmans was passing 40
foot-high pile of heavy timbers Bissell,
who was at work on top, uttered
warning cry and leaped to the ground.
AS he did so the great bulk of lumber
swayed and toppled over. Hueselmans
was buried beneath the mass and was
instantly killed Bissell, by his leap.
avoided the crumbling pile and landed
just beyond the timbers. The fall,
however, resulted in his receiving ,nu-
merous fractures and he was removed
in a critical condition to st. Michaels
hospital.
A crowded trolley car was passing
the lumber yard at the time. The pas
sengers, many of them workmen on
their way home, rushed to the spot
and began moving the timbers. 1t was
half an hour before Hueselmans'
mangled body was extricated.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
ECZEMA I'M WATER BLlSTERS

74S Congress St. Chicago, Ill.-"My
eczema broke out like little water
blisters. Each one was full Of water
and would itch until | would scratch
1t open, then the water would run out
and it would get sore. l first got the
eczema on the back Of the hand and |
scratched it so hard | made it all sore.
Then I got it on my legs just above
the ankle and above the knee.
II used what they call - and 1t
stopped the itch but it got worse.
Then / used -. In all had the
trouble for about two years. One day
I saw the advertisement of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment in the paper.
wrote for a sample of Cuticura Soap
and Ointment and I tried them and
then bought some more. Cuticura Soap
and Ointment left my sores nice and
smooth. l used them for six weeks,
and am now cured; the eczema left no
marks" (Signed) F. w. Horrisch,
Oct. 10, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. l., Boston. ADV.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

tG.1mon, being both partial to meat.
But imagine Mrs. Sprat with roast
Birloin of beef and Jack spreading
peanut butter on an oatmeal cracker
for his! Nay, dear aunt. Not on your
counterfeit presentiment!"
People of entirely opposite tastes
get along together very nicely quite
Often" Aunt Jane contended.
Not when it comes to the eats,
Pet" said Mrs. Merriwid 1--WE may
disagree with our husbands on ques-
tons of religion and art and dress
and finance, but not on the subject
Of dinner. Of course liberal man
will concede something to the finer
feminine preferences, and a wise lady
will tolerate and even pander to oc-
casional vulgarities in the way of
onions and lunch herring. But in the
main, she must like what he likes, and
If she doesn't, she must learn to-"
Couldn't you learn to like what Mr..
Herbidge does?" asked Aunt Jane.
"Who, me? I? Why, gracious
goodness Agnes! That man doesn't
like anything." exclaimed Mrs. Merri-
wild, only nuts and such, and I'm no
squirrel If am frisky at times. Why,
auntie, don't you understand that he's
a vegetarian? He doesn't even like
nuts. They don't like things, dearie;
they eat them because they contain
certain elements. They eat to live,
they don't live to eat Didn't you
know that? Why, yes. And it gives
them something to talk about, too.
You, dear aunt, sit down and con-
sumo lamb chops without the least
idea of what they contain. You
couldn't tell to save your swan-like
neck whether they were rich in phos-
pilates or sulphites or bromides. You
don't catch vegetarian feeding on
anything that he hasn't got the chem
little white-tiled restaurant and looks
over the bill of fare.
"T.et me see.' he says. 'Proteids
hum! Yes. I think I'll take few
proteids on the half shall and some
adenoids and broiled carbohydrates.
with demi tasse of nitrate and q
half portion OF phosphorus.
Don't be absurd. Melissa" begged
Aunt Jane.
eft isn't me; It's them" replied her
niece Eat to live, What's the use
of living IL you've got 10 regard your
self as a laboratory to convert raw
material into elements? The balanced
ration may be all right. but it depends
q good deal on the place you get it,
md 10 some extent, on the waiter who
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

balances it. He had the impudence
to sheer at what he called eaters o.
dead flesh
"a waiter?" inquired Aunt Jane
''Mr. Herbidge, goose!" said Mrs.
Merriwid Wouldn't that give you
the shock Of a conclusion? He re-
marked that no carnivorous creature
could attain to spiritual heights, or
even to high order of mentality. ]
asked him how long he thought
would have to abstain from dead flesh
to climb to his intellectual level, and
he said he was talking generally. ]
said he was talking foolishly.
"T never heard that Nebuchadnez-
Ears mentality was improved when
he became vegetarian says | to
him, says l. Not that l have anything
against vegetables when they aren't
turnip-heads,' | proceeded, in tones of
blighting sarcasm. i approve of beans
in moderation and in conjunction with
pork, and as supplement to roast
turkey, I'm strong for cranberry sauce
or chestnut dressing told him. No
body ever heard me say word
against cabbage or carrots when they
are chaperoned by corned beef or boil
ed ham, and rice goes we'll with chick
en- a la creole continued; but when
it comes to leaving the meat out of a
meal and still calling it a meal, 7
raise my voice in protest and beg to
be excused Such were my words.
Believe me, auntie, there are even
people who don't like broiled lobster,
but l could never learn to love one
of them"
Aunt Jane.
He's no cannibal," replied Mrs
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Sense Of Touch.

One of two darkies who run boot
black "parlor'' in partnership was
Dragging of his well-developed sense
of couch, particularly in the matter
of money. He boasted that he could
tell the denomination of any United
States coin merely by feeling it. His
partner wearied of these boasts and
came back with this:
Your sense O feelin amt nothing
to my friend Marcus. Him and me
used to work on the Pullman down
through Kansas. Marcus had been on
this route for about ten years. One
night when we was both a-sleepin',
long around midnight 1 wakes up and
| shakes Marcus and says: Marcus,
where are WEI An Marcus he jest
rolls over and sticks his hand out the
window and he says: We're goin'
through Oswego.' "-Lippincott's.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Deserved the Honor.

The latest appreciation of Shake
speare by his fellow townsmen is re-
ported in the Washington Star.
In Stratford, during one of the
Shakespeare jubilees, an American
tourist approached an aged villager IN
a smock, and said:
who is this chap Shakespeare.
anyway"
HE were a writer, sir"
ooh, but there are lots of writer's.
Why do you make such fuss over
this one, then? Wherever turn I
see Shakespeare hotels, Shakespeare
cakes, Shakespeare chocolates, Shake
speare shoes. What did he write
magazine stories, attack on the trusts,
popular novelist"
mo, sir; oh, no, sir" said the aged
villager. Il understand he writ for
the Bible. sir"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
MELISSA WOULD NOT MATE WITH
A FOOD FADDIST.

Mrs. Merriwid tucked her napkin
faction slightly favored by mint tab
let, and put her elbows on the table.
Il feel considerably better, thank
you," she observed.
Il should hope you would, my DEAR"
replied her maternal maiden aunt
Jane. Il must say there is nothing
wrong with your appetite, Melissa"
Nor" said Mrs. Merriwid, with a
lift of her eyebrows. We'll, that's
just where you and Mr.. Herbidge dis
agree. He considers my appetite de-
PRAYED, and right there Mr.. Herbidge
and little Lissy stand on opposite
sides of yawning abysmal gulf
with most Of the yawn on my side, l
may say"
1T seems to me that a difference Of
opinion regarding diet can hardly be
considered in the light of an insupera-
BILE objection, my DEAR Aunt Jane
demonstrated.
That's merely because you haven't
given the matter due consideration,
dearie," said Mrs. Merriwid And
you're probably going on the Jack
Sprat theory Of mutual compromise
and adjustment. That listens good
at the first roseate blush, too but if
wouldn't work outside of Mother
Goose, believe me. You'd find Mr..
Sprat filled with disgust as we'll as
lean meat every time he looked across
the table and saw the lady lifting in
the flabby fat, and she would naturally
have low opinion of his taste. At
that, they would have something in
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
FOUND A WAY
To Be Clear of Coffee Troubles.

Husband and myself both had the
coffee habit, and finally his stomach
and kidneys got in such bad condi-
ton that he was compelled to give up
a good position that he had held for
years. He was too sick to work. His
skin was yellow, and there didn't
seem to be an organ in his body that
was not affected.
Il told him l felt sure his sickness
was due to coffee and after some dis
cussion he decided to give it up.
1T was a struggle, because of the
powerful habit. One day we heard
about Postum and concluded to try it
and then it was easy to leave on
coffee.
His fearful headaches grew less
frequent. his complexion began to
clear, kidneys grew better until at last
he was a new man altogether, as a re-
suit of leaving off coffee and taking up
Postum. Then I began to drink it too.
Although I was never as bad off as
my husband, / was always very ner-
vous and never at any time very
strong, only weighing So lbs. before |
began to use Postum. Now I weigh
lis lbs and can do as much work as
anyone my size, think"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for booklet, The
Read to WelIville."
Postum comes in two forms.
Regular Postum Unjust be boiled.)
instant Postum doesn't require boil
Ing, but is prepared instantly by stir.
ring level teaspoonful in an ordinary
cup of hot water, which makes Ii right
for most persons.
A big cup requires mere and some
people who like strohg things put in q
heaping spoonful and temper 1t with q
large supply Of cream.
Experiment until you know the
amount that pleases your palate and
have 1t served that way in the future.
There's Reason" for Postum.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
open-Air Living Cost S..

Thomas Costello and James Kelly,
both of Philadelphia, were arrested in
the woods near Folsom. Pa, by County
Detective O'Toole The men mere
building a fire to warm their break
fast Alderman Smith fined each So
for vagrancy. Kelly declared he was
afflicted with consumption, and Co.'S
tello said be suffered with asthma
Both said they were following the
open-air treatment for their health.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Safe!

The McTavish family was dining,
and each member eagerly watched Mr..
McTavish carving the fowl, none so
eagerly, however, as the dog, for that
intelligent animal never took his eyes
offaNthe bird. Suddenly the knife
slipued and sent a fragment Of poul-
try rolling on the floor.
"Michty me-" cried McTavish, "the
leg my own favorite bit. The dog'll
get it."
mo, It won't, father" said the
Youngest McTavish. He'll not get 1t.
I'VE got my foot on it. "-Young's Mag
azine.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Why Druggists Go insane.

Little Lola's mother had sent her to
the corner drug store for stamped
envelope, giving her three pennies
with which to pay for it.
We'll, little girl said the drug
gist, what can ! DO for you?"
IF you please, sir" answered Lola,
politely, my mamma wants three
cents worth of stamped antelope"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Modern ProVerb.

Loi Behold the man who eateth
and drinketh gluttonously in the hot
weather, how he perspireth like unto
a cake of ice on hot stove, cuss him,
-Meditations of Jerebiah of Joppa.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Richness Personified.

Ikey-Fader, vot means pluto
crat?'
Fader-One of dem fellers dots SO
rich he needn't to fail any more
Puck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
"There Is Nothing Wrong With Appetite, Melissa"

Merriwid, "but on general principles,
auntie, woman wants to beware of
a man who won't eat any old thing,
just so it's well cooked"
Downright. 1913. by w. G. Chapman.D
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
N aturaI.

"As soon as / approach a hacker
for my enterprise he flies from me-"
well, don't you think it the nat
ural thing for an angel to fly?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Their Kind.

These girls are very popular, IN
derstand. at the parish social gather
ings."
Eyes: they are regular church
bellies"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

Mrs.Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces in1amma-
tion, allays pain, cures wind colo 25c bottIeAtv
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Good Advice.

when you start out to find a bust
hess opening"
"Yes?'
Don't get in a hole"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Mistake.

Here's some fish from the dealers.
marked c.. o. D."
Then 1t isn't ours ordered shad."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

The eye is sometimes more eloquent
than the tongue, yet few of us prefer
a tongue flashing to an eye lash.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

Few young men are really as bad
as the girls try to make them think
they are.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

Mosquito bites. Hadfeld's Belgium Ointment.
Hardware and Harness Stores. Money back
if not pleased. ADV.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

Piles cured. Hadfeld's Bergium Ointment
Hardware and Harness Stores. Money back
if not pleased ADV.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

Eczema cured Hadields Belgium Ointment.
Hardware and Harness Stores. Money back
II not pleased. Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
DISCOURAGED.

This life is no bed of roses"
Certainly not. For me it isn't
even a bed of turnips."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

Having a raft of friends is the only
thing that keeps some people afioat.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

Some people believe in doing only
one thing at time, and then do the
wrong thing.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18
Directory

Almost as many womens heads are
turned by fattery as by peroxide.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

A man ought to feel satisfied with
himself when he feels that everybody
else is.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

Many a mans soiled character has
been washed in a woman's tears.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-07-18

Won't Last Long.
as Rantz a finished tragedian?"
Almost"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1913-06-06

40 the Santa Fo train came across
the cotton region east Of town Wed
nesday morning a field was passed In
which come ladies were helping the
menfolks chop cotton. There was a
Smart Alex" on the train who made
a disrespectful remark about the la
dies and he was right now called
down by several gentlemen from
Hermleigh and other Texas points
and he put in the next few miles OF
travel apologizing. Tic said he didn't
think about how hts remark would
sound AMI when he had shown n
good case repentance the boys al
lowed him to proceed on hts journey
Aith a promise that he viii hereafter
De as courteous toward Texas
women as nc knows how to be.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1913-06-06

Rev. l.. S. Knight is back from the
Confederate reunion. lie says II was
hard trip. There were too many
people there for comfort Chattanoo-
go couldn't accommodate the peo-
pie. A fellow couldn't get near a ho-
tel and for any sort of a sleeping
place. arrangement had TO be made
ahead. A sandwich and a cup Of cof-
fee cost rs cents.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1913-06-06
SOM and Fcasting at Pyron.

one Il the biggest and best sing
ing events ever pulled off In Scurry
County was the Song feast at Ply
ron on May %
There were az least four oinging
teachers there and the cl.sscs were
IN good voice and they made the
welkin ring. There we're 500 people
in attendance and when dinner time
came the delicious and generous pro-
vision OF everything good to eat.
made glad the hearts OF the multi
tude.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1913-06-06

supt W S. James OF the Roscoe
Snyder and Pacific was In snyder
Thursday telling about a special low
rate 10 Fluyanna next Sunday ac-
count woodman unveiling Read the
st-n.i and see what he says about Il.
air james paid the Signal pleasant
call while here.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1913-06-06

r. :. worley was in Thursday
from Camp Springs and moved his
Signal subscription up a notch. lie
said he felt sure the dollars would
come In good place. that n he were
the only one not paying it wouldn't
amount 20 much. but II a big list Of
fellows should fail to pay up he
could see how e would be hard on
the paper man. Tho editor agreed
with him on that proposition.