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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Mr. and Mrs H. A. Harrington re-
turned to their home in Phoenix.
Arizona, Sunday evering after a two
months visit with their daughter.
Mrs j. d. McNair, here and their
son. John Harrington, at the Springs
washington Times.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Mrs j. +. Hedeen and son, and
Miss Clara Hansen of Sioux City.
Iowa. have been visiting at the home
of their sister, Mrs Walter Rhoton
of Springlake twp.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

A PRESBYTERIAN Hospital and San,
itariun is to be built at Hot Springs.
costing not less than $50, 000. A
feature of the hospital will be the
Hot Springs baths.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

PLENTY OF MONEY for loans
no Hand County lands. Farm loans
made promptly and at lowest rates.
No delay on any loans accepted. If
needing a loan call on or write f.. +
Waite at the Hand County State
Bank. Miller, S. d,
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

The Orient Argus has again
changed hands and beginning with
this weeks issue will be published
by Earl Loomer. its new editor.
Editor Prout expects to return to
Illinois where he will continue i'm
newspaper work.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Ray Magness arrived last week
from Council Bluffs, la. This makes
a quartet Of the Magness brothers
at st. Lawrence, all auctioneers
and stockman.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

James Smykal and family left last
week for L~esterville, S. D., to make
their home. They have been renters
on the A. B. Catalan farm just north
of town FOR several years.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Miss Elizebeth Christ spent Sun
day in Huron, the guest of her
brother Bayard, who is employed in
the office Of State Fair Sec'y Nc
IlIyaine.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

DR.. Sessions went TO Pierre Tues
day to attend a meeting of the live
stock sanitary board, before whom
state veterinarIes appear for exam
nations.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

A livery barn, which was one of
the land marks of washington, was
completely destroyed by fire last
Wednesday. No horses were burned
but several vehicles and all contents
were lost. The loss was only partly
covered by insurance.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Sioux Falls papers announce the
death of Senator j. N Cone. a pio-
neer republican of that city. He
represented Minnehaha in the state
senate two or three terms.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Mr. and Mrs +. +. Waite autoed to
Blunt Saturday and visited at the
home of his brother, w, w. Waite
and family. They returned Sunday
evening.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Fred Sweetlsnd eft Friday for
Lennon, S. ID. to look afterhis farm
in N. ID. He went via Huron and
spent a couple of DAYS visiting his
sister, Mrs S. j. Primer.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

p. j. Dunn and David Moncur, ac-
companied by a number of Pierre
hunters drove to Lake Arlington
Monday to spend a week at duck
hunting.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

If you have any Hand county hold
ings that you want to trade for fruit
lands in the Bitter Root Valley,
Montana. Come in and arrange to
go with us on the next excursion,
October 2lst. Mill Land Co.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Huron Herald. -Milt Ulrich who
owns and operates a barber shop
under the National Bank Yesterday
traded the same for 40 acres of land
lying near Murdo in LYMAN county.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Subject in the Nj. Z. church Sun
day morning.. THE Law of Growth"
Evening topic: "A Cake of Barley
Bread.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Insure your buildings, live stock
and crops with Miller Land Co.
j. G.. McCool, Manager
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Take yoar cream, eggs and poul-
try toStockton at old stand. opposite
re-house. top prices. l8tf
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16
THE MILLER PRESS
OCTOBER l6. 1913
PERSONALS AND
LOCAL BRIEFS

M: and Mrs Fred Hellmuth report
a new boy at their home.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

James +. Bard and VIM. Schroeder
will go to Sioux Falls in a few days
as Jurors in the u. S. District court,
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Mr. and Mrs G. G. Levens, OF
Washington were Miller visitors Sun
day.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

b. p. Scoville is back from Hot
Springs for his annual visit among
relatives and friends.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

A reception was given IN the par
sonage to Mr. and Mrs kearton
Wednesday evening.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Thos. Collins will depart this week
for Conrad, Mont, where he has a
position in a drug store.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Mrs r. w. Barnes and daughter,
Miss Opal, departed Friday on an
extended visit with relatives in OHIO.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Esquire Kelley departed this week
for an extended visit in P~ennsylvan-
Ia
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Conrad Schlecter of Spring twp,
departed this week for an extended
visit at his old home in Germany.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

Get farm loans of Miller Land Co.
j. G. McCool, Manager.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-10-16

See us for City lots and other city
property. Miller Land Co..
Connecticut western news., 1913-10-09
LAKEVILLE

O. H. Osborn and daughter, Gladys, spent Sunday with friends in Great Bar riugton.
 The regular business meeting of the Epworth League was held at the home of Miss Marion Booth, Tuesday evening. Messrs. A Bauman, E. J. Stuart, John Eagan and John Morgan attend ed the basebs Il game in New York City on Tuesday.
 Mss Beatrice I. Osborn is spending 8 month or so with her uncle. J. A. Os. born, in Springfield.
 Mir. and Mrs. Curry, of Ohio, and MT and Mrs. Harold Senior, of Bethel, are guests of Mr. aud Mrs. A. W. Twiss.
 Miss Hazal Abrams, of Brooklyn, is visiting at the parsonage.
 Mrs. Albert Garrigus, of Naugatuck is visiting her brother, H. J. Shaw.
 A H. Heaton and E. E. Bartran made buslnes' trip to Hartford or Tuesday.
 Mrs. 0. F. Shaw is visiting hel parents, MT. and Mrs. Madison Silver male.
 O. P. Millspaugh is taking his annua vacation from A. F. Roberts Go. store this week.
 Cearo Bearse and Thomas Solan art enjoying their annual vacation this week.
 Mrs. c. F. Williams and daughter Margaret. returned from the1r tril abroad on Saturday last.
 Mrs. E. J. Miller, of Pittsfield, was al over-Sunday guest of Mrs. Lorin Miller
 Miss Bell Converse,of New York City IS spending week with Mrs. R. c Miller.
Connecticut western news., 1913-10-09
TOLD IN CANAAN.
A Resident Known to all Our Read
 CTS Relates an Experience.

CTS Relates an Experience.
 Readers of The News havo been told again and again of the merits of that reli- ble, time-proved kidney remedy-Doan's s Kidney Pills. The experiences told are not those of unknown persons, living far away. The cases are Canaan cases, told by Canaan people.
 James O. Snyder, Canaan, Conn, says: "Doan's Kidney Pills proved very satis- factory in my case. My kidneys were 6isordered and I often had difficulty in passing the kidney secretions. When the trouble was at it's worst. my back ached intensely, and after I stopped it was hard for me to straighten. Deans Kidney Pills were finally brought to my attention and procured a supply. In a short time after beginning to use them got relief. Doan's Kidney Pills proved so satisfactory that 1 take pleasure in recommending them to other kidney suf- ferers."
 For sale by all dealers. Price 90 cents. Foster. Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name-Doan's-and take no other,
Connecticut western news., 1913-10-09
SOUTH CANAAN AND HUNTSVILLE

Volney Merwin, of Sharon, and his daughter, Mrs. Jennings and family, of ! Torrington, called on Mrs. Lois Pendle. ton last Sunday afternoon.
 Mrs. Crossman and children, who have been visiting her parents, MT. and Mrs, M. O. Dean, for two weeks, returned to her home in Worthwhile last Tuesday.
 MT. and Mrs. M. c. Dean and Misses Nellie and Mabel Dean and MT. and Mrs. Levi Ganser went to Danbury fair last Tuesday. MT. Dean and family went on to New York from Danbury.
 Mrs. Parmalee is sick and under the care of Dr. Skif.
 Miss Ellen Prentice is improving in health.
Connecticut western news., 1913-10-09
A CARD.

We wish to express our heart felt gratitude to those kind friends and neighbors who assisted in many kind ways during our time of sickness and in our bereav ement and death Of our little daughter.
 MT. and Mrs. Wm. Mallory and family.
Connecticut western news., 1913-10-09
WE ST CORk WALL

The town went democratic, with a few exceptions, by an average majority of 10. Mir. R. K. Southwick was noml- mated by both parties for town treasurer and agent town deposit fund. Whiting J. Wilcox, republican defeated Frank V. A. Loucks for town clerk, and Wm. B. Hubbard. republican, was reelected tax collector, with no votes agains, Benjamin Miller, democrat, who re ceived 1o9. The town voted in favor ot license, 122 Yes, 99 No. The constitu' tlonal amendment was favored, 5 to 39 The town officers elected are as follows
 Assessor, years, John P. Winchell.
 Board of Relief. Ransom F. Smith Frank s. Blake.
 Selectmen. William A. Preston Michael P Kennedy, Samuel R. Scoville
 Town Clerk. Whiting J.. Wilcox. e
 Town Treasurer. 3 years, and Agent of Town Deposit Fund. 1 year, Royal K Southwick. 't t4. ~ tz.-&.. l.
 Auditors, Victory 0. Beers, John E Calhoun, {:
 Grand Jurors, John P. Winchell, George w. Cochrane, George H. Beck
 Collector of Taxes, William B. Hub bard.
 Constables, Charles Swanson, Ben jamin Miller, Myron V. Hallock.
 Registrar of Voters, George R. Smith Andrew M. Clark. ..: ....
 Town School Committee, 3 years William H. Breen, Wilbur A. Johnson 3 years. Benjamin Sedgwick.
 ' .att if#-
 In spite of rain few from here at tended the lecture Wednesday evening by Rev. Anna Shaw. ....
 Thursday was the day set for the an nual fair but proved so rainy and wet that it was postponed to the next day On Friday the weather was suspicious and a large crowd were there to enjoy it. The Cornwall band played during the day and evening and the exhibits ot all kinds were excellent, while in the dining hall one could obtain good meal. The drawing by oxen attracted much attention also the tug of-war and the ladies' harnessing contest. Taken as whole the fair proved a great sue. cess.
 Whittlesey Hart came home for town meeting,
 A very interesting meeting of the Grange was held Monday evening when MT. Fred Cole spoke on Cornwall Mer in the Civil War and Mrs. Cooke, Miss Jessie Hart and Miss Mil fred Whit comb gay several musical selections.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-07-03

Two base hits, Brown, Ladd. Swift 2, Girard,
Browning. Home runs, Browning. LeBrun.
Bases on balls. by Girsrd 2 by Mclaughlin 9.
Sacrifice hits. johnson 2. Maxim (outfield).
Double plays, Mclaughlin. johnson and Le-
Brun. Umpire. Cayting. Time. 2l6.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-07-03
EAST BELFAST.

Miss Blanche Foster of Burnham is the guest
of Miss Julia Leary.
R. b. Stephenson and wife, Richard and
Rachael Stephenson and Miss Mary Woodbury.
motored to Pittston on Saturday, returning
Sunday.
Miss Julia Leary, Miss Blanche Foster and
Miss Mary Woodbury. have returned from a
visit in Isesboro. the guests of Miss Annie
Louise Farnsworth.
E. w. Ellis and Samuel Richards of East
Belfast and Alfred Stinson of North Searsport.
members of the 10Th Maine, left Saturday to
join the Gettysburg excursion.
Miss Isabelle Towle gave clambake on the
shore last Tuesday night in honor of her
guest, Miss Maude E. Healey. All the young
people were invited and most delightful
evening was passed Miss Healey and Miss
Towle are both successful teachers in Dam
bury. Conn.
Last Saturday ten members Of the Ladies'
Aid Of the Mason's Mills church went to Cam
den, where they were guests of one Of their
members. Mrs. Ezra W. Curtis, wife of Capt.
Curtis of the Eastern Steamship Co. steam
ers. They made the trip by blackboard, going
via the turnpike and returning by the shore
road A picnic dinner and supper were served
and during the afternoon the hostess served
ice cream and cake. Those who made the
trip were Mrs. Everett Nickerson, Mrs. Hor-
ace Nickerson, Mrs. Foss Howard, Mrs. Alvin
Howard, Mrs. Fred N. Savery, Mrs. Eugene
Achorn, Mrs. Murray White, Mrs. George
DAVIS, Mrs. ]. H. Stinson and Miss Alice Ma
son.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1913-01-07

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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13
FAIR AT SAN DIEGO
PROMISES SUCCESS
Attitude Of Panama California Ex.
poiisa Representatives Indicates
Government Will Render Aid.

Following close on the announcement
that Great Britain and Germany have
declined to participate In the San Fran.
cisco Exposition comes the news from
California that the Spreckels interests
have refused to pay their subscriptions tn
the San Francisco enterprise. thereby re-
pudiating II.
They have decided to center their et-
forts on making the San Diego. or Pan
ama-C California Exposition. a complete
success. and they will continue to pay
their subscriptions to It. Moreover. the
city of San Diego recently voted bonds
to the amount of nearly 81, 000. 900. in addi-
ton to previous issues. in order to extend
the scope of the exposition to meet the
demands Of foreign exhibitors.
1t Is not at all unlikely that Con-
gress will do something for San Diego.
as there are many men in Con-
gress who are ready to show their ad-
mfration for the pluck and enterprise o;
San Diego by voting to give 1t an appro-
priation when the time comes to do 50.
President d. C. Collier will visit WASH
ington to ask them for their aid. and as
he is well known and popular in Con-
gressional circles his coming Is looked
for with interest.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13
zEBRA.H0RsE GROWING.
Colt of Fine Pedigree Has Stripes
of It's Sire.

A zebra-horse colt, bred at the Belts
vile Farm of the Department Of Agr!-
culture, is rapidly growing. The colt ID
by Dan, the Greavy zebra presented to
President Roosevelt by Emperor MeneliiS
OF Arabia. The dam Of the colt ID Nor
gan mare.
DAN. the zebra, Is at the Zoo. where
he has nothing to do but enjoy life The
little colt Is now about fourteen months
cid, but not very large. 1t Ii said that
he will not grow much larger. The Ct II
Is a dark bay and has the dark brown
stripes. Except for the stripes he would
not BE- strikingly different from any other
stylish mule. He will probably be sold
at some time in the future.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13
ARLINGTON COMPANY
NAMED DEFENDANT
Hotel Owners Sued for ~,07S.lS
Alleged to Be Due for
Razing.

The Arlington Hotel Company was
named defendant in suit filed yesterday
by George L. Potts and John r. Nc.
Comas as Potts & McCombs.. to the use
Of the American National Bank of Rich
mond, for SH,07s15 for breach Of con-
tract in connection with work performed
in connection with the razing of the old
hotel building, making excavations for
the new as well as furnishing all the
labor. machinery, plant. and other uten-
sis used in building operations.
Plaintiff alleges that of the total con-
tract sum of $13e.So0 the sum of 49,
07sl5 is due for work performed accord
ing to agreement entered into September
L., 1872.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13
The Little Mandarin.

Dear Boys and Girls: I am going tc
tell you how to make some quaint little
dolls from nuts-a peanut mandarin. a
gay Spanish senior made from an almond
whimsical nurse in uniform whose face
is crinkly 'shag bark"
I am showing you the manderin today.
Don't you think he looks quite lifelike
His head is half a peanut. His feet and
hands also are Of peanuts. These can
be strung together with strong thread
and cylinders of paper attached outside
the thread in order to give your Mr..
Chinaman body. After you get his
skeleton made, you can dress him, and II
you are clever you can make him look
just as cute as the one here shown.
Mark Mr.. Mandarin's features with ink,
and braid a queue for him from coarse
black thread. Now make his funny little
pantlet trousers and, lastly, a lovely man.
DARN coat. Perhaps your mamma has
a mandarin coat so that you can get an
idea how gorgeous some of them are
Out in San Francisco, many American
women wear beautiful embroidered man
DARN coats as evening wraps. =,
: - -. - u n PRINCESS ePINAwAY.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13
LEHMAN ORDERED SOLD.
Apartment House VIII BE Disposed
OF on Courts Order.

Justice Barnard yesterday directed
after a hearing on the application of
Mrs Margaret Kopp against Samuel Nil.
Ter a-.d others, that the prayers OF the
petition be granted. asking for the sale
OF the Lehman apartment house. located
in Lloomingdale, consisting Of a four
story apartment house, valued at $40,
The Munsey Trust Company was ap-
pointed by the court as trustee to sell
the property and act as receiver to col
lect the rents and manage the estate
pending the sale.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13

Suit to recover damages to the extent
Of 5000 was yesterday filed by James A.
Balderson against Frederick H. Geyer
and Franz Metlock. Plaintiff alleges that
Geyer is the proprietor Of saloon and
Metlock his employee, and that while
plaintiff was in Geyer's saloon Mctlock
assaulted him. injuring him seriously.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13

| with fruit juice, do not boil il SO long.
1t should be like thick honey. The juice
of half a lemon, with three tablespoonfuls
Of this strip, poured over crushed ice in
a tumbler, is delectable. Or put the strip
and lemon juice in glass of ice water,
with a few shavings of the thin yellow
rind to give it ,zest.
Mrs. Lynan's Ginger Beer.
The following is probably the recipe
you refer to:
| Pound well one ounce of ginger root
and make Of it quart of strong tea.
Add enough water to make four gallons
In this dissolve four pounds of brown
| sugar, one ounce cream OF tartar, mix
thoroughly. and add one pint of good
yeast. Let stand twenty-four hours, and
then strain carefully, bottle tightly, and
tie down the corks. Lay bottle on their
sides in cool place for forty-eight
hours, and the beer is ready to use. A
| most delicious drink in hot weather.
| MIX Shake.
You can easily prepare this at home,
| and exactly to the family taste. Fill
your glasses two-thirds full of good, rich
sweet milk, and sweeten each to suit the
| taste with any fruit strip, or the boiled
sugar strip favored with vanilla,
melted jelly. Fill glasses with cracked
ice. and shake together until well mixed
and frothed.
Lemonade MHcedOine.
Slice four lemons and two oranges over
cup Of graduated sugar placed in a
glass dish. Bruise them well into the
sugar, and stir, removing the seeds.
Pour over it a quart of cold water. Add
a n WI
cherries. or raspberries. and six thin
slices of ripe pineapple.
Let stand for an hour on ice and then
strain and serve.
Lemon Punch ala RusSe.
Pare the thin. yellow rind from five
small or four large. juicy lemons; peel
of all the white rind. Take the pulp,
with seeds removed; the yellow rind, and
two teaspoonfuls of best green tea; pour
over this pint Of water freshly boiled |
and let steep ten minutes, but do not
allow 1t to come to boiling point. Strain |
it over a pound Of sugar. over which you |
have squeezed the juice Of two more
lemons; add another pint OF water, and |
place on ice to chill. Serve hot
Soda Cocktail.
Fill your glasses with lemon soda; add
as much raspberry strip as desired. |
with thin slice Of pineapple on top of /
each glass.
Dissolve twelve Jumps Of sugar in a
little water, or use three tablespoonfuls |
of plain sugar strip. Add the juice of |
four lemons, pour into a pitcher over
cracked ice, add three bottles Of club
soda thoroughly chilled. and one and
one-half large juicy lemons sliced very
thin.
Watermelon Cocktail.
This isn't a beverage, properly speak
ing, but is so refreshing to the inner
man We cannot refrain from suggesting
1t here. Cut chilled watermelon in half
inch cubes and heap up in chilled
stemmed glasses. Pour a little lemon
honey over It, and add dash Of nutmeg
and serve.
Or sprinkle q little finely minced can
died ginger over the melon cubes, pour
on little sweet clover honey, and serve
very cold.
The chilled pulp. Of cantaloupes is de-
licious served in the same manner.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13
THE IDAHO WINS REMNANT.
Battleship Gets Trophy for All
Round Emciency.

Secretary Of the Navy Daniels last
night announced that the battleship pen
nant for all-around efficiency had been
awarded to the Idaho. under command
Of Capt. w. l. Howard. The Idaho I'm
ished her tests with 100 per cent for gun
merry and 81 per cent for engineering. TIE
Utah. which finished second. had 30 per
cent for gunnery and 100 per cent for en-
cheering.
The Whippie, commanded by Lieut.. NJ.
X. Metcalf. finished first in the torpedo
destroyer class. while the Az, Ensign
@. Bradford. was the winner OF the SUI
marine pennant for efficiency.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13
RAILROAD SUED FOR DAMAGES
Mrs. Anelie Garet Asks $4,000 for

Injuries Due to Alleged Neglect.
The Southern Railway Company yes.
terday was named defendant in q suit
by Amelie Garet for $1,000 damages.
Plaintiff alleges that the defendant COM
pany, April last, negligently stopped
its train beyond the platform and failed
to have any footstools or steps for
boarding II.
Mrs. Caret was about to leave her
c-untry home at Sideburn, Va, for
Washington and alleges that she was
forced to step up an unusual and dan
gerous distance, assisted by trainmen,
and received serious and permanent in
juries As q consequence.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13

A. c. Hart. of the Sixth New Jersey
district, yesterday took the oath Of office
as a member of the House. succeeding
the late Representative Lewis Martin.
Mr.. Hart is a Democrat and saw brief
service in the Sixty-second Cohgress as
the successor to William Hughes, who
was elected to the Senate.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13
Harmony Castle Excarsion.

Harmony Castle, No. 10. X. G. E, will
give their annual excursion to Marshall
Hall on August Is The committee Ia
doing everything to make IT a SUCCESS.
The children Of the Bruen Home. 800 o
Street Northwest, will be the guests
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-08-13
From the New York Tribune.

From the new fofk Tribune.
Whose Is the worst pun?
Till today We were unanimous for Wob-
BILE Weginald Bwowne's. MY wuhd.'
gasped Wobbie. as he saw a man writing
q letter in red ink. Now, ithn't that
inkwedibly wedinkthousT'
But We have Just opened Punch. and 10!
an atrocity worth q hundredweight Of
Wobbie's. All. the fine shamelessness
with which Punch prints .'Roumsnia's
motto upon advancing into Bulgaria: 'J'y
suis, ~ reste"-a free translation Of
which 10, I am here. and Roumania"'
Glorious Incompatible! also instruc-
tive, showing what careful pronouncers
the Britons are Applause, cheers. cries Of
'Yuh! Yuh!') and why they shun our
Panama Exposition Weeks and weeks
they would have to Rumania- Rather
than risk the purity of their speech. they
yeeolvs to make assurance doubly pehaw,