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Putnam patriot., 1913-06-20
OUR FLAG AND WHAT 1T MEANS
Prize Essay. by
Sylvia Wheelock

About three hundred years ago
when the Pilgrims came over and set
tied In Plymouth. the colony had no
flag of its own The Maytlower car
ried the flag OF England which consist
ed of the two crosses of st. George
and ST. Andrew This was the flag
OF the colonies for many years.
Later they had the Pine tree flag
on which was An Appeal 10 Heaven"
and the Rattlesnake flag planned by
BENJAMIN Franklin az the time of
the French and Indian war On this
was inscribed Don't tread on me-
In 1878 the Grand Union" nag came
into use, This consisted Of thirteen
stripes. alternate red aud white, with
the crosses Of ST. George and St An
drew These were aags of the colo
mics until the Revolutionary war.
In the year 1T77. Congress appoint
ed a committee OF three men to plan
Putnam patriot., 1913-06-20
Unfortunate Display of Learning.

A candidate for parliament at an
election instead of giving the old
adage, Truth is mighty and will pre-
VAIL, in English. resorted to Latin.
and said: Magma est veritas ct
prevalent" His opponent got the
iaugh on him by saying that Magma
and Veritas and other foreigners, on.
Whom the gentlemtn depended for
success, might prevail a Bit" but it
would be mighty small bit, as the
ballot boxes would show. Which they
did.
Putnam patriot., 1913-06-20

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Putnam patriot., 1913-06-20
Evil of Too Much Haste.

In the east and in tropical coun-
tries tomorrow is made use of in an
indolent way. 1t is for us to make use
of it in a way that is scientific. Rur-
ried legislation, rash enterprises, poor
ly constructed buildings-superficial
work Of all kinds-is due to our max
ing a sort of fetch of haste. We are
overturned, overburdened, overanx-
ious. 1t is the broader vision of life
that takes into consideration tomor-
row and the day after, that enables US
to do well the essential work Of to-
day.
Putnam patriot., 1913-06-20
OUR FLAG AND WHAT 1T MEANS
By Ruth carpenter emo

Nalor; purity; truth; our flag EN-
bodies the hopes and aspirations OF
our country. Many brave men have
shed their hearts blood for it, and
for the nation for which it stands.
Many others have striven long and
earnestly TO promote it 10 the high
place among other flags which ii
now holds.
The flag which waved over James
town, Plymouth, and. in fact over
nearly all eastern America, for more
than one hundred and fifty years was
the flag of England. This was a blue
field across which was placed the
upright red cross Of St George. and
the diagonal white cross OF St. An
drew.
During the Revolution. the English
flag was discarded by the Tebelliouse
Putnam patriot., 1913-06-20

81 suffered habitually from consti-
patton. Doan's Regulets relieved ana
strengthened the bowels so that they
have been regular ever since. e
Davis, grocer, Sulphur Springs, Texas
adv
Cheapest accident insurance - Dr.
Thomas Eclectic Oil. For burns
sealds, cuts and emergencies. All
druggists sell it. 25c and soc. adv
Putnam patriot., 1913-06-20

Red says be brave.
White says be pure.
Blue says be true
While time shall endure.
Putnam patriot., 1913-06-20

Deans Rheumatic Pills for Rheun1-
atism & Neuralgia. Entirely vege-
table Safe. Adv. lsly
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04
SAVED AFTER MOOSE is TIED
Miners About to Lynch Prisoner When
Detectives Intervene

Pittsburg, Pa, July 3.-With a moose
around his neck and members of a
mob endeavoring to throw the end IF
the rope over a limb of a tree, Adolpn
Philcoin, aged 40, a miner, only escap-
ed summary violence today by the ar
rival of county detectives in an auto
mobile at Beading, below this city.
With drawn revolvers the county Of
ficers pushed their way into the crowd
and unfastened the rope from Phi
coins neck, rushed him to the auto
mobile, and, amid a heavy fire from
revolvers in the hands OF the infuriat-
ed miners, escaped unscathed toward
this city.
Philcoin is accused of attacking
year-old girl. While rope was being
sought some persons telephOned t
the county detectives subheadquarters
at Bridgeville, Pa.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04
VISITOR PLEASED WITH
SUMTER COUNTY ROADS
Finds Them UnexceIled in This Section
of Georgia.

A well pleased visitor in Americas
yesterday was Mr.. J. B. Alexander, a
marchant OF Tallahassee, Fa, who is
making a motorcycle trip of loo
to Washington. Mr.. AleXander's chief
delight here was in eXtolling Sumter
roads, which he declared were the fin
est he had ever seen in his travis over
the country in a score of states. He
left Tallahassee Tuesday, and is MAX
ing the trip by easy stages to the nA-
tional capital. MIR. Alexander stated
that he had heard great deal OF
Americas as one of the most attractive
cities in Georgia and among the bes:
in a commercial way, and this opin-
ion was strongly accentuated during
his stay here. O
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04

Brunswick, Ga, July 3.-ln the COM
ing reunion of the United COnfedera.c
Veterans, July 10Th and 18th, the peo-
pie of Brunswick will give the vet.
Grams the greatest entertainment, the
greatest comfort and the most enjoy
able time ever rendered them during
the fourteen annual reunions that have
preceded this.
1t is true that unusua ly large
crowds will be in Brunswick at thu
time of the reunion. The state nat
ional guard will be encamped on St
Simons Island. Governor Slaton and
other state officials and the state
senate have been invited to Bruins
wick for the occasion and eXtraordina-
ry numbers of other visitors are eX-
pected, but Brunswick is making com
plete preparations to take care of
everybody.
A large entertainment fund has
been subscribed by the citizens of
Brunswick 1t is ample to cover every
contingent expense. The veterans will
be sheltered in army tents; their
meals will be cooked and served under
the auspices of a committee of Bruins
wick women in large tents on the sane
square with the veterans tents. An
information bureau in charge Of com
petent men will be maintained in the
lobby of the county courthouse, which
is in the center of the square where
all tents will be placed.
This information bureau will be the
most complete ever maintained by any
city entertaining the Georgia division,
Z. C. " Twenty boy scouts will pc
at the service of the veterans to show
them about the city, and telephone ser
vice. installed for the benefit of the
veterans, viii be maintained also.
The veterans will be met at inco L
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04

What we acquire at little cost we
never properly esteem
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04
OPPOSE COTTON
FUTURES TAX
New Orleans Exchange Mem.
berS Wire Wilson

New Orleans, La, July 3.-The prop
Osition contained in the Clarke amend
ment to the Underwood tariff bill %
tax Cne-tenth of a cent a pound a.,
cotton futures contracts has aroused
aggressive opposition on the part of
the members of the New Orleans Cot
ton exchange and many others inter
ested heavily in cotton trade through
out the south Hundreds of kilograms
from cotton dealers in a dozen states
have been received at the exchange,
asking that its officers make every
effort to prevent the enactment of tae
amendment into law.
w. B. Thompson, former president
of the New Orleans exchange Tues
day telegraphed to President Wilson
in behalf of the organization, pro-
est against the proposed tax. HIS
statement said in part;
This tax is prohibitive. 1t will put
an end to non-speculative, as well as
speculative contracts, and hence de
stroy hedge protection Upon this
protection is based the system w;2r.--
by the crop is marketed with the
least expense, and at the maximum
price, and the system whereby the
manufacturer is enabled to contract
his output ahead, thus increasing the
consumption of raw cotton AMI
creating a forward demand for tn
product. The amendment is a daring
assault upon the economics of the
cotton trade
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04
TYPHOID MARY"
NO MORE COOK
TWGRty.1hree Deaths Due to
Potato Salad

Berlin, July 3.-Germany's "Typohid
Mary" a cook in the regimental kitch-
en- of the Railroad regiment, No. 3, ia
Hanau, can score up. twenty-thrce
deaths to her account from the typhoid
epidemic which broke out in the first
battalion of the regiment last Deem
Der, and which has only ended now.
According to an official statement
made before the Reichstag, the cpl
demic, which involved several hun
bred active soldiers and reservists
called to the colors for training, has
been traced to a potato salad prepar
ed by this woman, who evidently had
carried the bacilli of typhoid in her
body for years. She is now, of course
permanently barred from employment
as a cook.
Th1S case has brought out an inter-
esting discussion as to the right OF
such "bacilli carriers" to demand from
the state a pension to compensate
them for their permanent disability
to practice their trade. A workman
who loses his arm; a stenographer
whose sight is permanently affected,
are entitled to compensation from the
insurance fund. Why not, then a cook
who, though no fault of her own, be-
comes a permanent menace in her
kitchen and is thereby thrown out OF
employment?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04
WASHINGTON CAMP, NO. IA
p. o. s, OF A.

Meets on Thursday nights. Wood
mems Hall, in Cotney Bldg. All mem.
bers urged to attend. Visitors wei.
coined. PHILO H. SMITH, Pres't.
o. D. REESE, Reed. Sec'y.
]. T. COTNEY, Financial Sec'y.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04
BRUNSWICK PROMISES BEST
OF ALL VETERANS REUNIONS
PROGRAM for the Reunion Has Just Been Made Known
National Guard at ST. SimOR'S Veterans Will Be
Entertained in Best Possible Manner.

ing trains by committees of their old
comrades. Here, too, the boy Scouts
will also play an important part, con-
Quoting the veterans from the depot
to the information bureau.
The grand ball will be given in the
magnificent ball room of the OgleI
hoppe hotel, which is second to none IL
the state of Georgia. The decorations
will be on a magnificent scale AMI
from the grand march at ten o'clock on
the evening of the 10Th, to Home
Sweet Home" at the close of the ball,
the veterans will have had a run of en-
joyment they will remember to tho
time of their final reunion
The veterans will be given a boat
ride about Brunswick bar and to ST
Simons Island, as the closing event OF
the reunion. Brunswick's magnifi-
cent harbor is her greatest asset and
she wishes the visiting veterans to
carry away with them lasting picture
of it's renowned beauties.
The program for the reunion is re-
markedly attractive as it carries the
names of some of the most prominent
men and women of Georgia and since
every one on the program has spe-
officially agreed to serve, there should
be no substitutions at the last minute.
For the Morning of July 10Th,
10000 O'clock.
Assemble at Glynn County Court
house.
Prayer by Division Chaplain.
Roll Call of Camps for List of Dele
gates.
Announcement of Credentials Com
mite.
Address of Welcome for City-Mayor
J. Hunter Hopkins.
Address of Welcome in Behalf of
Camp Jackson-Comrade Jacob E
Dart.
Address of Welcome in Behalf of La
dies Memorial Association-Judge JOS
eph w. Bennett.
Response to Address of Welcome
Gen. Homer T. Davenport, Of Americas
Music, Song "Dixie"-Mrs. Mamie
Harris Burts, of Cairo, Ga.
Response in Behalf of S. C. V.-B. H.
Richardson, Commander Ga, Div, ..
CIV.
Response in Behalf of First Georgia
Battalion, U. C. V.-Mrs. C. D. Rob
erts, of Shellman, Ga.
For the Afternoon of July 18th, =.
2:3O O'Clock.
Assemb at Glynn County Court
house
Prayer.
Reading, The Gray of the Southern
Soldier. Miss Edna Swindell, of Sa-
vannah.
Report of Credentials Committee.
Appointment of Committees.
Address-Governor John NJ. Slaton.
Presentation of Sponsors, Matrons Gf
Honor and Maid of Honor.
Resolutions.
Regular Business.
For the Evening of July 18th,
$500 O'clock.
Prayer-Dr aLnsing Burrows, CT
Americas.
Music, Song, My Old Kentucky
Home"-Winnie Davis Chapter, Child
rem of Confederacy, Savannah.
Address-Hon. j. w. Preston, of Ma
con.
! Grand Bal, Oglethorpe Hotel
Grand March 1000 o'clock.
For the Morning of July 18th.
1880 O'clock.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04

ST have decided" said the congress
man. ito retire to private life at the
end of my present term.
whats the matter?' asked his col
league. Has somebody been sending
,.ou marked papers from home?"-Chi-
eago Record-Heraid.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-07-04

81 eping cars between Americas and
Atlanta on trains leaving Amerlcus
1926 .. m, arriving Americas $3.50
a m. Connects at Macon with sleep
ing cars to and from Savannah.
Pullman sleeping cars between Chi
cago. St Louis and Jacksonville on
Seminole Limited leaving Americas
for Jacksonville 1890 a. IN. Leaves
Americas for st. Louis and Chicago
no Columbus and Birmingham at g. 81
a. m.
For further information apply to S,
b. Ellis, Ticket Agent, Americus' or
John w. Blount, District Passenger
Agent, Macon, Ga.
Omaha daily bee., 1913-11-02
People and Events

Living Is cheaper in Panama today
than anywhere In America" says a
magazine writer The claim that your
Uncle Sam plays no favorites needs revi-
sion downward.
with Editor Bryan secretary Of state.
Editor Metcalfe governor of Panama and
Editor Glynn governor of New York, the
noble profession of opinion moulders is
giving the professors a lively run for the
offices.
BY the exercise Of real American cour-
age Countess Vanderbilt Szechenyi
calmed the ghostly fears OF Tangley
manor servants and prevailed upon the
ghost to walk regularly twice a month,
as good ghost should.
When high school kids put their heads
together TO pull off a def, it's good day
for printed rules. Prohibition of smoking
in the Duluth High developed asbestos
pockets which conceal and hold the fire in
cigarette butts for forty minutes. Can
you beat it7
The ten surviving livery concerns in ST.
Louis have formed q combine, hoping by
unity OF action to prevent automobiles
from pushing them off the earth. Though
st. Louis is rated as a conservative burg,
even there a horse-drawn vehicle Is a
moving picture of pathos.
Measured by the speed and the terri
tory covered in his thirty-seven years,
the late Charley Gates lived as much as
four-score years, though he finished his
round In less than two-score years.
Breaking away from school at Is, in the
subsequent twenty-five years he made
and spent millions. played. every game
that came HIS way, divorced one wife
and married another. and remained a
bear In the wine market from start to
finish. Yet he left several million dol
lars to a widow OF 25.
S. S. Mcclure, Of magazine fame, in his
autobiography, tells OF his printer devil
days, when profanity was the accepted
etiquette Of the country newspaper office.
II was an ugly habit. like tobacco chew
ing-which l got to hate because the
loafers In the office used to spit on the
floor about the type cases, from which
1 often had to pick type" The country
newspaper offices had nothing on the city
print shops In these respects. Both habits
bespoke mental mediocrity or measured
the brashness OF youth. Oftimes when
the, temperature was high and lean
takes the rule, these profanity experts
let go a torrent that curled the hair of
the galley slave. AS for tobacco Juice,
no printer attained the full dignity of a
journeyman who could not hit q knothole
at ten feet
Omaha daily bee., 1913-11-02
MUSINGS OF A CYNIC.

It's practice that makes perfect. not
preaching.
The modesty OF some people is really
too conspicuous.
Some people seem happy only when they
have bad news to tell
II takes a man with a keen sense Of
humor to joke with his dentist.
When A. comes 20 an argument a man
generally gives in. but woman seldom
gives out.
No matter how fast q young man is.
he seldom catches up with his good in
tentions.
No man can face the world with a
good heart unless It is backed up by a
coed liver
Time and tide wait for no man. except
for the married man and he Is certainly
tied.
Many a man puts his best foot forward
20 far that his other foot never catches
up with H.
II We could see ourselves as others see
us. most OF US would make a bee line for
the oeulist's
The world is full OF dead ones but none
are SO defunet as those who are killed
by kindness
II does = man good 10 rub mp against
the world. provided the world doesn't rub
him the wrong wNy.-New York TfmeS
Omaha daily bee., 1913-11-02
Paper Money Security.

In this country we have, roughly
speaking, three kinds OF paper money
according to the security behind it
gold and silver certificates, green.
backs and national bank notes. The
gold and silver certificates are issued
against actual gold and silver held in
full equivalent in the treasury. The
greenbacks are issued on the credit
of the government with a gold re-
serve Of 100000, 900, or neal ly on
one-third, as special security. The
bank notes are issued against de-
posits of government bonds, together
with a cash redemption fund as Sc
curity.
Under the proposed currency bill a
new variety Of paper money is to be
created, not by gold and silver, nor
by the gold reserve, nor by govern
ment bonds, but by the deposit of
properly endorsed commercial paper.
In the language OF banking and
finance, this paper money is TO be
what is technically described as
asset currency"
Without discussing the merits Of
the several kinds of security for pa
per money. emphasis should be
placed on this new departure which
is the vital Issue in the pending cur
rency legislation. Since the days OF
Jackson the democratic party and its
dominant leaders, particularly Mr..
Bryan, have almost without exception
in the past opposed asset currency
absolutely. The nearest approach To
II In a democratic platform was the
plank on which Grover Cleveland
once ran promising 70 repeal the 10
per cent tax on bank notes as a pre-
lude to reviving the old wildcat state
bank currency. In none OF his cam
paigns did Mr.. Bryan ever advocate
asset currency, but, on the contrary,
its advocacy by certain republican
leaders was part OF his indictment
against the republican party.
Just remember that the crux OF
the currency proposal is not whether
we have central reserve bank. or
twelve regional banks, or only four
regional banks, but whether we sub
stitute for, or supplement asset cur
rency to, our present different kinds
of paper money.
Omaha daily bee., 1913-11-02
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.

Washington Post: A New York socialist
preacher has announced his intention OF
going into vaudeville. but why he should
decide to abandon his pulpit in conse-
quence is not so clear.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: That Ions Island
parson who refuses to take the tainted
money OF poker players is not likely to
have so many copyists as to leave the
church without means Of support.
Chicago Record Herald: The bishop who
represents the Methodist church in east
ern Europe predicts more war in the
Balkans. 1t hardly seems worth while TO
make such a prediction. one might as
we'll predict that there will be cold
weather In February.
Houston Post: A North Carolina
preacher told his congregation that u was
not hard for one to love an enemy Il
he wasn't too near We believe that Is
true and N all our enemies will get about
200 miles nearer to the North Pole than
DIR. Cook got we will love them.
Springfield Republican: Bible reading In
the public schools has been uphelo IN the
district court at Shreveport, La py Juuse
Land, who has dissolved an injuncuon
obtained against the Caddo parish school
board to prevent the new rule being put
into effect. Catholics and Jews had united
in the protest. Judge Land declares tnat
the Bible contains the highest code OK
morals known to mankind and that sood
morals are necessary TO good citizenship
Moral instruction is as essential as mem
tai training, and he holds the school
board Justified in allowing the use Of the
Bible as a textbook in morals. Its use,
he ruled, Is not made unlawful by the
possibility that 1t might be abused for
sectarian propaganda, and the time for
the courts to interfere is when the priv
ilege is misused-
Omaha daily bee., 1913-11-02
MUFFLED KNOCKS.

No accident is ever as terrible as the
damage claim might indicate.
II isn't conscience that makes you plead
light sentence.
When a man flees from temptation he
usually waits around the corner for 1t
to catch up with him.
II a man had to work as hard as
mule. the mule would lose his reputation
as the champion kicker.
II newspapers were compelled to print
scandal in the smallest type made, 30
per cent Of the people would be wearing
glasses.
Until a man is 30 he is hunting new
worlds to conquer. After that he usually
10 hunting something to cure either corns
or rheumatism or both.
Somehow or other It always makes an
ornery man feel good when he learns
that the bank cashier who absconded
was superintendent Of a Sunday school.
The average citizen likes to yell that
he is being robbed by the trusts. But
you can always enlist an army of average
citizens who are willing 70 rob the trusts
Fate is a mean cuss. The man with the
lobster income usually has milk toast
stomach and the man with the lobster
stomach usually has a pork and beans
income.
For the first three months his heart
would be broken If she didn't meet him
at the door with a kiss. After that he
doesn't give a hang about the kiss. but he
will raise Hail Columbia il his supper
isn't ready on time.-Cincinnati Enquirer.