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Fred glumly. you'll see glnks doing
that before long: the barber business 10
getting on the blink, worse and worse
all the time"
That's what everybody says about
every business" replied Mr.. Jarr. But
notice We all have three meals = day
and one suit Of clothes to wear at q
time"
Fred clicked the scissors against the
narrow black comb. and standing of a
few feet took a squirt along the top q.
Mr.. Jars head. which he was defor-
estering.
''l'll bet one Of them new Indian
and buffalo jitney pieces you've
got a raise OF salary" he said.
after some reflection. Last time
you give me an ear full of anarchy
raves. the Emma Goldman stun. about
the rich gettin' richer and the poor get
tin poorer. and now you're talking like
a guy that's got his after being a bull
In harness thirty years and getting out
with the cush six years ago In the
shadder Of the statute Of limitations.
You're spillinx chatter like as n you
was going to pull next that how much
money . sink gets amt got nothing to
do with his honesty. IT'S a righto. too,
for you can look down into the shoes Of
some tobbies that makes all sorts Of
money-red. white and blue-and you
can see they're crooked from the ground
up"
Fine. cheerful state Of mind you are
in this pleasant day Of spring" said
Mr.. Jar. Don't you know the skies
are blue, the sun 10 shining and the
little brides sing 'Tweet! Tweet?' The
Giants are heading north from Texas,
the HiGhlanders have shown fine form
In Bermuda, Belmont Park will be open
during the last o. May-ouch.'
We'll, II you don't sit stiil ! can't help
cutting your ear; but It's all right, only
nlcked It little. II a jobbie Is doins
the tango in a guys chair. sur, I'm
liable to get nolvous. amt I"'
'smatter with YOU, anyway, Fred"
asked Mr. Jarr In a srieved tone II
don't really need a haircut-what
wanted was inspiration, uplift and
cheer. and here you are sore At the
world and try to main me for life by
scissoring at my ear"
'I'm sorry" said the barber, but I've
been trying to forget the races, and
here you so reminding me Of II. Since
Aus. !. 1910, I amt seen . race. Now. II
you was TO ask what's become OF Diam
bala. who won the Suburban that year,
or where Ia Novelty. that come home
with the kale In the last Futurity, I
couldn't tell YOU; but I only know the
hixi, cost Of Twins Is going to cause q
revolution. Look what the necessarles
of life cost"'
whats tina. got to DO with renewing
races In New York;" asked Mr.. Jarr.
why. amt YOU HEARD" replied the
| sporting barber. IT'S said they've Gu,
ou. the Ffeld-dollar admissions-and
you can't set on the track unless 80,
cough up n hve spot! I tell yc'
Jar. nobody loves . poor Vsn,'
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CT HEAR there's guy that's In
vented machine to sell to
simps SOS they. can cut their
own hair At home" remarked Fred. the
sporting barber. ~ Mr.. Jarr climbed
up Into the chair. When them fixtures
10 on the market 10 put another nail In
the coffin OF tho tonaorla artist ! sup
pose ! won't never rec your"
Cheer up. Fred!" said MIR. Jarr, I'D
drop In TO get the blades Of II sharp
ened. wouldn't ~"
II don't know" replied the pessimis-
tic barber. when they are selling
satellites for two bits and when they
have self-stroppinG razor strops, and
now q cut-your -hair-at-home machine,
guess the boss will close the snare. sell
the chairs to dentists and let a bunch
Of good union BARRIERS 20 out coping
doormats with tho word Welcome on
then.'
Again bid thee cease repin,ns. II
said Mr.. Jarr. IAN tho safety raZors
they mako doesn't seem to close the
barber shops"
We'll. ! tel, YOU what said the bar.
Der. Il read In tho paper. after I'm
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Geal,ng uplitt OF brow: Don't get nip!
See: What's yer goin' to drink?"
You decide to retire and consult with
the lady. who has meantime wandered
over to the counter where the imported
perfumes at four, Ave and eight dollars
per ounce Of fragrance are enticingly
displayed. Noting her proximity to this
totGsd wealth. you decide to take a
chance without referring to her. SO you
again approach the Gagged lady and
rlurmur Two .ens, please"
With the pasteboards In your hand
you beckon gracefully TO the treatee
Oh. wise you! II you'd gone over there
sized have roped you sure. A It 10. she
hasn't got brass enough to CALL you
del berately over to be trimmed,
Somewhere, in full view. you will find
two long lists Of 10 cent things, with
cryptic and alluring monakers. Elo-
auently YOU suggest each ono to the
lady and she will say no to all OF them.
Then she'll beam at you and whisper:
"Whatre YOU going tn take?'
To end the agony, you mention some-
thing you've been brought up on. for
instance. coffee ice cream soda.
This speed inspires the lady TO ac-
ton. She will have q matted milk, cold,
with Ice cream. chocolate flavoring and
an egg just IS you are about to ask
her whether she wouldn't like Q dash
OF talcum powder and hoarhound drop
to finish It off. the clerk intones.
sourly;
Ten cents more, please"
BY THE time all the foam on your
coffee soda has gone down and 1t looks
like . bum deal for you. 90 YOU ask
the clerk to hll II up. Finally You
taste IT, You drink about half. then
YOU shudder and say to the mixer: ITS
Just . trine too sweet. Would you mind
putting q little more soda In ~"
lie does mind, but he does It. You
up again. Bah! IT'S acid sour You
laugh spologet!caaly at the dispenser,
who 10 Gaa!nG at you with massacre
in his eye, and murmur, Just a triNs
too too, Old man, think a dash Of
, syrup would help it-just . dAshv
Then. a. you heave the store. DOM
look hack. even though you've forgotten
something. Because glass projected
with power from a distance Is apt e
bs diassSuringl
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THE CAUSE OF ALL IMMORTALITY.

BILL before the Ohio Legislature provides for the appoint
msnt Of commission Of three persons prescribe tho
fashions ID b. by women" in that State The argu.
msn4 il that feminine mmodesty the Of great Of
immorsy sweeping the country Down Arkansas
Legislators have been demanding censorship Of the press alleging
the newspapers to Be the Of immortality At Philadelphia
conference mental hygiene scientist Of attributed only
immortality but insanity to ndustralim among Chicago
rme after their deep vice probing concluded that immortality
due mainly to what may Be- called the "unfeminny man.
and they demand court Of morals to regulate his actions
Forunste that the powers Of Federal Government
defined and limited and that complete sovereignty split up
among fifty Sstss otherwise might have oil these censorps-
and more-precipitated upon in .
New York City sppears the only spot the continent
When would know TIE Of al immortality get after the
police
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COMMISSIONS AND TRADE CUSTOMS

OLLOwIN0 the disclosures Of The World concerning meth
DDS by which the hopes Of farmers market gardeners are
too often disappointed in selling their goods through COM
mission there have been dsfense Among them ia the
statement 1--WE do pretend shipper whit
eel his produce for We return to him the market price, II
get moro than the current market price, keep it,"
The argument that the could not be sus.
tanned the percentage usually charged for selling farm produce
consignment Instead Of meeting that fact fairly and fixing
commission that would sustain the trade appears have
trade custom" to make up the needed profit by ndircction
The objection 10 such custom that lends itself too easily
10 fraud when prsctsed by dishonest The condition
reform II the interest Of dealing merchants
veil 10 the producers whose goods they HANDLE that such
he either carefully supervised stopped altogether commission
should not lapse into graft
The evening world., 1913-03-19

+ you should happen to meet
q lady OF your acquaintance
on the street about 40 In the
afternoon. ask her. after
- greetings have been ex-
changed. whether she'll have q drink.
She may say Uhere are stili some who
dol. oh, no. really! Thank you 80
much. but really &c.
when she has finally capltulated don't
offend her by suggesting things that are
two for q quarter at the bar and a
quarter straight in tho palm room. Also
dismiss the idea of tea by implying that
OF course you suppose she's In q rush
such q busy .adyl and tea takes so
long. don't you kns&i
Now that you'vSlrninated all save
the cheapest treat Bragg. soda water.
gursle mischievously:
What do YOU nay to a. exciting a
thing as a glass OF ice cream soda?'
Couched in these terms. she thinks
YOU really imagine It's . lark. and she
enters into II with zest And lot me
toll you. In these days OF hush money
It's not often that you'll get any one ia
enter with xest into anything that has a
ten-cent horizon.
Lest sho discover before you get her
to the fuzx dispenssry what a piker
game you're handing her. employ the
time In being extremely Juvenile and ex-
uLerant, and ask her in your best baby
lingo;
What navor 10 90 goin' to have.
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re - 8: y%,HS%Sn

through with the sporting page. that
guys Ia advising honest working men
to break machinery and steal from the
boss''--
Sabotage" explained Mr.. Jarr.
Yep. thars the name; well we've
been doing that-putt!ng a turned edge
on razors private parties what shave
themselves leave with US to get honed
Or ground And now here come these
self-acting. cut-your-own-hair machines,
and I'll bet you every boob and rube
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in the land will buy one--,f they're
cheap enough
II would have thought you would
have been IN good humor." said Mr..
Jarr. Il said to myself III 60 round
and get hair cut and have Fred cheer
me up this fine day. and here you talk
like a human pickle. Why. I might as
well have bought one Of these haircut
ting machines and trimmed my hair
while going home In the subway"
That amt no Joke. Mr.. Jarr." said
The evening world., 1913-03-19

- ~ E1sts d TIE rwsias WssA,
70 the word alright" correctly
spsalsd7 II not. kindly make the nscss-
eAry corrections. R.H.
alright" 10 tneorrsct. The mo
words. ALI right" should bs used.
Went Seoth ~. ESD Juoel Terrace.
49, 11ats o. tn r~sui.s wesA;
- what pan a New Yerk city 10 the
JUDsl Aansaoaf y. y. sEAlvs.
meVe AA0Ue naseug.
- ~ udttsv = 1As EsG1au Wsssl,
oome corrooooA1eute eesm sxcssdins.
" Anseous 70 eAst . elur upon the pos
sole ssvivsi Of racing. u matters moth
~ 70 ne u ~ spsrt \ revived or not.
'hot ~ tnek eAae ~ Dsopis that attend
~ ra1ss ~ tASsvsA. thuss. g.. and
ttNa they ass lawiess. sssms 10 oems
eAaD theoe thas asssr sttsalsA the
49, II NV ~ shsy vssas ass NV
The evening world., 1913-03-19
It PAYS.

A the urgtn: request Of the advertising de
~ partment We Ieprin. this bit Of logic .rom
unknown source:
When Q duck lays an 80 sine Just waddles
af as II nothing had happened.
When . hen lays an cgs there. . whale Of
. noise.
The hen a!rertise- Hence the demand for
hens eggs ins;ead of ducks esss."-Clevelsnl
Plain Dealer.
The evening world., 1913-03-19
No Carnage, No Fun.

CLARENCE ALCOTT, the Yale coach. com.
u forted . slightly injured halrback. on the
side lines ct New Haven, with . football
story.
Once upon . time" said Aicott, rattiny
the brawuy shoulder OF the sufferer, "there was
The evening world., 1913-03-19
The Nay Manton Fashions

THE shirt that II
made in true
mannish style Is
one OF the fashionable
garments OF the sea-
son. II promises b be
much worn for sport,
for outing occasions
and for travelling. 1t
Ia made up In linen,
cotton crepe and SINH
lar materials. and It
1t Ia shown In the
washable silks that
never were 10 beauti.
full. Altogether Il y
an exceedingly practi-
cal, useful garment,
eminently smart In e. A.,
feet. There IL . rsgu-
lation boz plat at the
centre front and the
neck edge IL finished
with a neckband % It
can be worn with q
collar Of the material
or any preferred enc =
The shoulder line - u
long TO gtve the nao-
nish effect. and the
sleeves are witAeut
fulnsss At the shssli,
ders. They ere ~
ishsd with oeantaGD
and overiApa but TIE !
cuffs can be made
rolled over or OF the
straight sort. Wien
the yoke y used Il
10 applied over tie
hack.
For the medium siss
will be needed a.
yards OF material n
inches wide. ~ YARDS
IS or ~ yards 4.
Pattern No. 7To0
Is cut In sizes u, ..
~ and 70 inches bust
measure.
The evening world., 1913-03-19
Women Who Helped
5 Build America
SBy Albert Payson Terhune

cor,rsm 1918 by The Press YcA ESsAss wohO
NO. v-SARAH BACHg. Unrewa'ded Heroine o. TIE
Revolution.
French MARQUIS do Cnasteiux American Rsvof
ton dark days. wrote back to Sances
glowing effect that he had found one woman
model Of ideal patriotism Tor Gil the "orha
than almost any man oil
America
Franklns only daughter
society on the astounding
that BENJAMIN Franklin not q senemanO
franklin tells his romance with saras
mother He herDeborah Read-when pennies ooy ne
munchng Of bread and looking
other he left
her he found she had been
Franklin
s"~~"~~ old devotion and he and Deborah were
Love story fathers chum.
diplomatic
These Qualities and her iknsly handsome face made her
the
catherine Wolf collection at the Metropolitan Museum OF At
In 1857 married Richard Bache who
hush English ardent patriot and succeeded Franklin
few
ENGLAND Of a
half starved barefoot
Sarah Bache a
band of nearly $500
In
appeals raised materials with
Comfortable clothing
Sarah
Not content with this
service ca.ns money from people
personally night and day. as military hospital
nurse Truly the Marquis de caasluss
Tn. .e.n.. Franklin fame
o. the Needle" the General Advertiser in 1890 In this influential
@ from &. . sns ind an, ,s in m wssn w,,s
he next helped found what called
party with Jefferson its President . 49, =,
Sarah Bache died in 1Sos. in her sxyhth
The evening world., 1913-03-19

Call TIE EvrNrNG WORLD FASIIION
site Gimbel
I
:
IMPoRrANr-wrs
~ zs wanted Add two a hurry
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The General
Of the Needle"

ston retired from the Presidency Bache turned the
Washington's successor. John Adams. Under Thoma
he next helped to found what generally called the
party. with Jefferson as its first President.
Sarah Bache died In 1908, in her sxty-Hfth year.
The evening world., 1913-03-19

or Sarah's eli
Fra nklin Bache. rol
the General Advel
paper ne Hereby
Kranlfather's form
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09
EXPERTS TO TEACH
POSTAL EMPLOYEES
Standardization of Methods of Hand
ling Parcels Is Proposed by the De,
partment.

Standardization of methods Oh
handling parcel post matter is be-
ing worked out by Postmaster Gen
eral Brleson. To this end three
postoffices have been selected at
which general instructions will be
given from time to time to the en-
ployes by the experts of the depart
ment in the approved methods of
handling parcel post mail. The offices
selected are those at Baltimore, Bos-
ton and Richmond, Va. Once a
standard is attained in them, every
postmaster in the country will be
made familiar with the various meth
DDS adopted, so that when the holt
day season is reached the enormous
amount of parcel post matter may be
handled scientifically and expedit' GUS
ly. Mr.. Burleson has determined
that safety to the merchandise trans
ported shall be the principal feature
of the parcel post.
First Assistant Postmaster General
Roper sent letters to all postmasters
recently urging concerted efforts to
relieve the mails of improperly wrapp
ed and packed parcels. Postmasters
are particularly reminded that UNI
brellas, canes. golf clubs and similar
articles must not be accepted for
unless they are strapped Sc
curely to strips of wood of the same
length and are wrapped so as to with
stand the impact from heavier pack
ages.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09

F.. LOWER PAYETTE VALLEY

jamie Thornton who is teaching a
French, Idaho, spent Saturday anc
Sunday with her parents on the GRAY
en- place.
A larger crowd than usual attend
ed the dance at the Crysal schoo
house last Saturday night. All report
a fine time
Mrs. c. j. Lundt, Jno. Lundt and
mother Mrs. Henry Lundt of Iowa,
We're out for a general good time
last Sunday. They were midday din
ner guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Mac
Cheek. The afternoon was spent in
pleasant conversation, on their way
home they stopped and enjoyed a
Sunday night supper with Mr.. and
Mrs. R. Lundt.
Leslie Miller, who was hurt while
playing at the Central school, is
low well and attending his usual
school duties.
Herbert Wayne has moved from the
East hills and is now occupying the
A. ]. Shearer residence. Mr. Wayne
drives one of the school wagons and
this location places him near the be-
ginning of his route.
Mr. and Mrs. John Roberts and
family from up the Weiser river
spent Sunday in the valley visiting
Mrs. c. ]. Wiley, sister of Mrs.
Roberts. Mrs. Wiley was once a
resident of this section but now lives
in Caldwell. She is here during the
apple packing season.
Wyle Frakes, who has been helping
Friedman the past two weeks, is
now seriously i'll at his home in On
tario, threatened with pneumonia.
Miss Lenorc Thornton, who is at
tending High School in Weiser spent
Saturday and Sunday with her par
ents at Crystal.
Mrs. &. P. Paine accompanied by
Mrs. Dave Shearer drove out to the
Eudora farm and spent hte day last
Wednesday.
Mrs. c. j. Lundt and Mrs. Henry
Lundt made trip up Sand Hollow
md visited Goodwins who are resid-
ng on the Henshaw homestead. Twin
oabies, recent arrivals at the VIM. !
Goodwin home, are the main attrac- /;
ion in that neighborhood at present. I
The Saturday night dance at Thorn !
on's was an indoor affair and not
PAVILION dance as planned. Inclement {
Weather drove the dancers indoors {
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09
Little WILLOW Neus

Mrs. E. NJ Perkins and little
daughter Fay and Miss Olivette Ken
ward, came out from town Friday
evening and were guests of Miss 10
Kenward; Saturday Mrs. Perkins and
her daughter went up on the Heights
to the homestead where Mrs. Perkins
always spends the week end and
Sunday.
Miss jamie Thornton and Clyde
Currin attended a dance at the Thorn
ton home at Crystal Saturday night
Mr.. and Mrs. George Scott and
children came out from Payette Fri
day morning going over into Pad
dock valley returning Saturday ev-
ening to the Gissel ranch going on
into Payette Sunday morning.
Mr. Harvey Wright of Holland
gulch was Payette visitor Satur-
day.
Miss 10 Kenward and Mr.. Chas.
Nelson were Sunday evening callers
at the shrimp home. Miss Kenward
reports her school work as progress
ing nicely and that the pupils are all
highly interested In their school
work.
L, H. Patton is hauling posts and
wire from town to fence the land
of Mr.. Shultz which Mr.. Patton has
seeded to rye.
Mrs. w. R. shrimp and Mrs. L. H.
Patton were down to the Berding
ranch Friday afternoon.
S. Gissel is hauling his alfalfa seed
to Ontario as he has contracted the
same to L. M. Walker. Mr.. Walker
has fine plant installed where he
can properly clean and grade the
seed and in consequence, farmers
can get a better price for the seed
having it handled in this manner as
Mr.. Walker gets in touch with tie /
very best alfalfa seed markets, for
he has been a successful raiser of
seed for several years.
Tom Windle has completed the
threshing in the valley and will go /
to the Crump ranch on Big Willow
Tuesday. Mr.. Windle has done fine
work for his patrons with his new
machine.
Frank Hale came up the valley last
week stopped at the Currin ranch,
and then went over to the Shivers
ranch on Big Willow. Mr. Hale had
not been up this valley for several
years and he spoke of the many
changes and improvements which
have been made in the last few years.
Mr.. Hale made the remark that the
valley had made a wonderful stride
since he had been here, and that he
could not locate the old ranches as
so many new places had been .devel-
oped out in recent years.
Now that the state and county fairs 7
are all over and the threshing done !
It would be good plan to have
real big old fashioned rain, then the
people might be better encouraged
% put in larger acreage of fall =
grain ;,
Mr. Burk of the Heights purchas-
I'd the household goods of A. IS. .
Wight and moved the same to his 6
'wn home Saturday D
Jasper Roe will move his family a.
o the Smith ranch while he puts -
hat place in crop, as Mr. Roe has
ented that ranch for the coming +,
ear b,
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9th, 1913.

A genial looking gentleman wanted
an empty bottle in which to mix a
solution and went to a chemists to
purchase one. Selecting one that ans
wered his purpose he asked the shop
man how much it would cost. "Well,"
was the reply, 'if you want the emp
ty bottle it will be penny, but if
you want anything in it you can have
it for nothing" Sure, that's fair
said the customer: put in cork"
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09
For Sale

Small ranch, only five and
one-half blocks from Central
School House has some small
fruit and cherry trees, all in
cultivation. First class loca-
ton for a truck garden or
HEN farm. Owner will sell
at a sacrifice.
Address P. O. Box I25
Payette, Idaho
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09
Office of Peoples Irrigation Co. Ltd.

Principal place of business, Pay
cite, Idaho.
You are hereby notified that at q
meeting of the Board of Directors OF
the Peoples Irrigation Co. Ltd. held
on September 10th, 1913, an assess
ment of one dollar (s1.O0) per share
was levied upon the capital stock of
the corporation payable at the office
of the Secretary of the company.
Payette, Idaho, on or before October
18th, 1913. Any stock upon which the
assessment remains unpaid after said
date will be delinquent and advertised
for sale at public auction and unless
payment is made before will be sold
On the 18th day of November, 1913.
at two o'clock, P. M. at the office of
the Company, Payette, Idaho, to pay
delinquent assessment together with
cost of advertising and expenses of
sale.
1. R. WOODWARD. secy.
BURT VENABLE, Pres.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09
For Sale

l 3 horse power Hardie
Spraying Outfit complete,
used but one season and in
good condition. This sprayer
is more largely used in Hood
River than any make. Will
sell at half cost here de,
livered at Robinet. Address
ALBERT BARNES
New Bridge, Ore.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09

Notice is hereby given that a pc
tition has been filed with the Roart
of Directors of the Little Willow
Irrigation District to include certain
lands within the boundaries of sale
District
The name of the Petitioner is
Julia Perkins. The. description Of
the lands mentioned in said petition
is as follows to-wit:-
The SWA of the sen of section
l21 and the NWA of the NEA OF
section 20, all in Township North,
Range West of the Boise Meridian,
containing 80 acres more or less &C
cording to Government Survey.
The prayer of said petitioner is
that all of the above described lands
be included within the boundaries of
the said Little Willow Irrigation Dis
trict
Notice is hereby further given to
all persons interested in or that may
be affected by such change of the
boundaries of the district, to appear
at the office of said Board on Tues
day, the 4th day of November, 1913,
and show cause in writing, if any
they have, why the lands mentioned
should not be annexed to said Dis
trict.
w. c. STURDEVANT,
Secretary of Little Willow Irriga-
ton District.
Dated October 1, 1913. 4Ot3
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09
Idaho Traction Company.

Leave Caldwell for Middleton, Star,
Eagle and Boise 700 : 500 $500
1000 HOO a. m. and 1900 100
ZOO 300 400 500 900 700
500 $50 p. m.
Leave Caldwell for Nampa, Meridi-
an and Boise 1922 1922 ;. 1922
1922 1922 a. m. and 1922 1922
2:22 1922 APP 5:22
6:22 7:22 1922 -1O:22 p. m.
Effective December 10, 1912.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09

and the usual good time enjoyed by
these merrymakers. Richard Ben
ninghause furnished the music.
Harold Leah is the proud owner Of
new automobile; joy rides are ev-
cry day occurrences on Kansas Ave.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-10-09
For Sale

81 acres choice land in cul-
tivation only six blocks from
Post Office. Price $1,000
Terms Address P. o. Box
Sc, Payette, Idaho.