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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05
RIDDLES.

Why are real friends like ghostsf
They are often heard of, but seldom
seen.
When 10 sick man a contradic.
hon7
When he is an impatient patient
When is coffee like the earth?
When 1t 10 ground.
When is baby like a breakfast
cupf
When It is tea thing (teething).
What roof covers the most noisy
tenantf
The roof Of the mouth.
What's the difference between an
Irfshman frozen to death and q Soot-
dsh Highlander on mountain peak in
Tanuaryf
One is kilt with the cold, the other
y cold with the kilt
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05
Feared the Other.

The man of great financial promi.
nence had met with an accident.
We'll have to PROBE" said the doc.
tor.
Just at that moment the man recov.
cred consciousness and exclaimed:
If it's a surgical operation 20
ahead; but If it's another investiga.
tion, give me an anesthetic. Wash.
ington Star.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05

we saw that the race must have been
on for twenty hours.
During the twenty hours the alarm
clock gained twenty minutes upon
correct time. Twenty hours previous
to twenty minutes of s is eleven
hours and forty minutes, or twenty
minutes Of IL in the morning of the
day before-the time when the race
started.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05
Confused.

Confused.
80 Charlie proposed to you last
night?"
"Yes."
"And did you accept him?"
"Oh, dear. l was so dreadfully ex-
cited, / don't know whether did or
not If he calls tonight I did and II
he doesn't l didn't"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05
A Successful.

A Successful.
"A successful man earns more than
his wife can spend"
MY husband does that"
why, your husband doesn't earn
much. Mrs. Titewaddo."
Il know 1t. but he hangs onto all Of
II"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05
HorrId M an.

Pa" said little Johnny. "do all
roses have thorns?"
Yes, my lad" patronizingly an
swers father.
II don't see any thorns on these
roses In mas new hat" continued
Johnny.
"You would If you had to pay for
the hat!" sadly sighs daddy.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05
Inslnuatlon Hero,

InsInuatIon Hero.
Marie-I wonder how old you are.
Julia-I Just told you my age.
Marie-Yes, that's what set me to
wondering.-Judge.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05

Art at Q Low Ebb.
They say the new nickel shows
very low degree of art"
Yes, on both sides. Lo, the poor
Indian, on one. and buffalo on the
other"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05
On tho Lookout,

Where Is your greatest bargain
centers7" inquired the stranger.
Bargain scenter?" said the old roo,
dent. There she goes now. Mira
Dorkins. Whenever there's real sac
rifice sale she's always the first one on
hand, and she gets the pick"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1913-09-05
Point Of Xla,x

Point Of View.
Il SEQ Bill has fitted his car v,,h
. new siren"
Yes; good looking. too."-Hsrvard
Lampoon.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04
BOlin VIII Not Insist ON Meet
ing Bailey in Wrestling
Bout
VETERAN PROMOTER
WRITES ABOUT THE MEN
George Touhey Thinks a Clash Between
the Two Local Performers Would Be
Inadyisable, and Would Not Result
III Good to the Sport.

The little difference OF opinion among
those interested IN the proposition OF
matching George w Bailey and Eddie
Bon as to whether the men were capable
Of giving the wrestling fans a fair ran fat
their money caused John j. Clunc, man
ager of Bolin, To write to George y. Tuo
hey, the wrestling promoter ot Boston,
who knows both men, to give his opinion.
In consequence of this opinion Mn. Ciune,
who challenged Bailey IN behalf ot Boln.
has withdrawn the challenge he Is sat
isficd the match would not be a fair one.
Mr. Tuohey's letter to Mr.. Clune. 50 fl
as it related to the proposed match, fol
lows:
ANSWERING yours of Oct 2Sth relative
to controversy between Bolin and Bailey
Il do not know the merits Of the case
but from the standpoint OF promoter |
would not give the thought OF matching
Boln against Bailey a seconds considera-
ton Bailey is a whole lot better than
You believe he Is, but it i the old case 81
the home man never getting the proper
credit 1t is the same here with Cyclone
Burns. undoubtedly the best wrestler d
his weight in the world, bar none, Dos
/ ton does not take him seriously enough.
however, nor does he get the credit that
is his Just due.
Bailey is no world bcatcr, OF course,
hut he Is tough meat for the best of tao
second raters and with experience hc
will make a lot of men hustle to boat
him. Eddie Rolu Is also a first class boy,
80 good in fact that have been trying to
get the right man for him 10 meet at ouc
fof my shows, but / have my troubles IN
this.
Now it is trusm in sport that a
good little man can beat a big stiff. but
1T Is equally true that good little man
cannot beat good big man or. at least,
a man of anything like equal skill There
fore. a match between Bolin and Barley
would be inadvlsahle. no matter what
your personal feelings may be Bailey
would outweigh Eddie by fully 10 pounds,
perhaps more. Suppose in their work that
BaiIcy's great weight should bring aboat
an injury to Eddie. 1t would be an aeci
dent, but how many people would regard
II as such?
1T would be no credit for Bailey q
meet Eddie 1t Is plucIy, OF course. ion
Eddie to be willing to try himself against
Bailey But it is foohardy, Therefore
would say that you should drop the wiioh
thing and let matters 60 as they are
Each can have his own idea. bat it i
dangerous and therefore ought not to b,
thought of foi an instant
Il am talking plainly now. as both ms,
are friends of mine and have had =
wears experience and have never seen
case oil this kind that ever resulted IN al,
z good. either TO the men or to the game.
You may use this for publication o
: not as YOU choose. 1t contains simply IA
> own ideas as YOU asked.
: cry truly yours.
''GEO. y. TUOHEN. =.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04

some ball players who viii be remembered
as members Of teams IN the TWIN State
league during the last two years
Charles II Ivcgs, who played first base
for Brattchorn in l9ll, as 4 member Of
the Brantford club IN the Canadian league
played IN every one of the full schedule
Of ion games the past season and led tin"
league in batting with & percentage Il
:f16 Ito scored j; runs. made III hits
ion total ri II and stole II bases
James Koran. who PLAYED third has
fol. Brattleboro IN 1911 and was with
kecuc III 1872 with Elmira IN the Nc.v
\ FORK state league thus season Int Tor Use
il l6l times 1T hat lie scored II runs.
made ~ hits for total ol - end stol
one base
Partenheimcr. who was with Nortbamp
ton in 1872. II third lol Syracuse this SEA
son, had an average Of PIG il 2G9 times
ut bat He scored - rams, made - hit
! for total OF II and stole three bases
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04
Sporting Notes.

Cautain Ncteviel e Holy Cross is oui
Of the game for the season with f"ac-
turcd collarhone received in the Princeton
game
Down III Marlin Ten. where players o.
both the Giants and White Sox have
trained. the Giants Yesterday beat the
White Sox, II to l.
Coach Dads has shaken up tie Williams
team as the result 81 the defeat l.y ~rlin.
field y NJ G. 4 college saturday Toolan
is the only bacllieId man left in his reglt
lar position.
Brown IS beng toutcd IN some quarter
to beat Male Saturday Considering that
Brown is claimed to have the poorest
team IN years that is rubbing il INTO Fl
Just little.
The lalc eoacEes are engaged in devel
oping new men and new plays Practice
is strictly secret and will continue to be.
The quarterback situation Is the biggest
problem Of several lar=e ones.
Tom Leonard, the former Dartmouth
baseball player, who has been with the
keene Brattleboro and Bellows Falls
teams in the Twin State league the past
three seasons. is coach of the Nashua higl
school football, which defeated Concord
high school Saturday, 40.
The showing made Saturday by Captain
Storer Of Harvard at end was not salts
factory and yesterday he was given spc
cial drill in playing that position. O'Brer
and Hitchcock were back in their regular
positions in the l$Dcup yesterday anC
Storcr will probably eventually get bacl
to his regular job at tackle.
Carl Morris announces that from date
he will style himself the white heavy
weight pug OF the world He bases TIN
claim on the fact that Ciunhoat Smith
who was awarded . decision over HIM OF
the claim Of a foul is not willing to NEE
him again and that Arthur Pelkey Is no
willing to talk business with him. jim
} Flynn, who beat Morris two years ago o.
points, Morris says Is unwilling t. fac
him again From these statements ii
plain to see that Morris has the usual VI
! furnished record Of champions.
, About the only thing that the paper
. agree on in Saturdays game between al
and Colgate Is that Colgate won by IL
6 score. Three papers give Swartout credl
for making the first Colgate touchdown
three others give it to Ramsey. tx
blamed it onto Onley, and two more sal
II. Sullivan was responsible. Riley wa
charged for the second Colgate touchdow
by four writer's. SWartout was suggeste
i as the man by two. and two more credlte
H. Sullivan with the feat. In the matte
ii credting the goal from the Sccon
It touchdown, three writer's picked feterso
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04
A GRIPPING PLAY.
The Master Mind, Coming Saturday
Teaches Strong Moral Lesson.

The much -talkeI-of New York play,
The Master Mind, endured through an
entire season at the Harris theater on
Forty Second street. Just few doors
away from where another play OF a
similar character, Within The Law. was
drawing crowds These facts would in
dicate that just now the "erook o.
crime play is 1.-THE thing, but ~
the same time it has been rccentlT
demonstrated that even in plays of the
underworld, where criminals are the
central figures, a regard must be had
for decency and the absence Of re-
voting scenes and characters, as was
evidenced by the abrupt closing Of two
Of New York $ principal thcaters hy
the police. The Master Mind, though
dealing principally with crime and IL
detection, is absolutely clcanly, fmi
teaches a strong moral lesson. Il j,
spoken of by the New York press ~
being one of the most gripping plays
seen in years. 1t will he seen in The
opera house, matinee and night mex;
Saturday.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04

AND CAPTAIN BAKER, PRINCETON.
son on the line. there should be many
kick blocked this year, as all three are
fast and strong at breaking through.
Captains "Hobey" Baker of Prince
ton and ketcham Of Yale are working
desperately to prepare winning teams
for the great annual gridiron contest
between the Jersey Tigers and the Con
necticut Bulldogs.
Following tire Shakeup at Princeton
which has brought to the fore the re
markable offensive work OF Click.
they Immediately began doing things"
at Yale calculated to stiffen the line
Captain ketcham was transferred
from center to guard. Marting taking
up the job of swapping back the ball.
Pendleton was moved from right
guard to tackle on the same wing
Ben Avery was deposed at left end,
Roberts, who relieved him in the
Holy Cross game, taking his place.
The Princeton coaching staff has
been augmented by the arrival of the
following men: Phil King, 90; Ad
Kelly. '96; Snake" Ames, '93; Marshall
Mills, W. ana Cec1l baum, W.
Harvard is busy with her secret
practice. While other coaches are ex-
perimenting to an unusual degree.
Haughton is working out various com
binations which he steadily holds to-
gether The first string backs will al
most surely be Brickley. Hardwick and
Mahan.
Coach Stage of the University of
Chicago was asked recently, How is
the team going to be made up:" Il
haven't the slightest idea as vet" he
said. Il have no fears about having
a good back field; hence the forwards
are going to get most of my atten
! ton for awhile. The material there il
not all could wish, Some of the me1
are good players, but too light, while
others are heavy enough, but absolute
ly green ! am going to have consider
sble trouble shaping up n team which
| will combine weight. strength an,
| football ability.
/ There is a long list of possibilitie
Il for every position. In fact, every ma
II on the field now has good chance o
II getting on the team. 1t is up to ther
II to make me choose them. There ;lren
i any favorites. and the men who hav
: played in previous years will have (
show me as well rs the new fellows"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04
LOCAL HORSEMEN
IN SPECIAL RACE
Messrs. Larrow, Mosher and Yearly tx
Drive Their Own Animals i'll
Matinee Nov. Is.

A matinee racing attraction will bc put
on at the Valley Fair grounds Saturday
Nov II, in which three local liverymen
viii drive their own fast track horses,
best three in FIVE half-mile heats
t. \ Larrow. has Just bought Lady Me
Kinney. mare with a mark Of 214ll
and he will drive her against Boggie
21SA, owned by X + AIoshcr. and Pc
dro, 224A, owned and driven by H. p
early
TO make tho race interesting each Of
the contestants viii put up $10o and an
admission Of - cents viii be charged,
which will admit to the giandstand The
Valley Fair association and will be used
for decorating of the streets next year
As there will necessarily be an inter.
mission between the beats IT is probable
that the fair association will make ar
rangements for some other attraction t.
/ be put on to keep the crowd entertained
| for there will be a considerable crowd 81
/ hand to witness race between three
good race horses owned ard driven b,
three local men.
Boggie and Pedro raced against eacl
Iother and against Mr. Larrow's Magnet.
lat the fair this fail. Magnetic being eivel
Esccond place over Boggc because OF al
sleged foul driving on the part of Rogc
FRourkc. At that time there was som
Feeling, and while Magnetic will not be il
1.-THE race as the horse is in poor shape an,
fin winter quarters at Ticonderoga. ne>
Eand faster horse will be driven by La1roy
land he and Mosher will have chance t
ssettle the superiority OF their animals.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04

The early football games have given
the coaches Il lot of food for reflection.
Pennsylvania in particular was de-
lighted with the showing of the Red
and Blue. Head Coach Brooke has
some very promising material in addi-
ton to the regulars from last year. OF
the new men Carter. Russell and Kelly
are line men. and they come Just
where they are most needed. for it is
almost truiSm in football that n good
line is necessary for the development
of the game to Il high standard either
extensively or defensively.
Carter and Russell both tip the beam
close to the 200 mark,gsand they are not
fat, slow fellows. On the contrary,
they are big. husky youngsters. With
plenty of speed-in fact, more speed
considerably than the ordinary line
man. With these two men and Simp
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04
AMUSEMENT NOTES.
WAY DOWN EAST.
Famous Play i'll Opera House This
Afternoon and Toni ght

Afternoon and Tonight.
As sweet as the clover and as sturdy
rs the pine Lottie Blair Parker s Way
Down last comes to the Opera house
this afternoon and tonight. This
charming play now in its 10th season
- playing to record business every
whore, Its popularity is perennial an |
ITS friends at each season S advent in
crease i'll number instead of lessemng.
This year the management has pro
Vidcd special new production and n
cast Of exceptional merit. In fact il
Is doubtful if the play has ever had
better presentation. William Law
renee, well known to thousands OF
theatregoerS. through his connection
fer the past 10 years with The Oh
/ Homestead in the part made famous
Ivy the late Denman Thompson Will be
seen in the role Of Squire Bartlett
4 while the role Of Anna Moore. played
for so many wears by the late Phoebe
i Davis, i in the competent hands Of
+ Eileen o 'Mallpy. The balance Of thJ
i cast, and the famous quartet are OF
+ the same high standard of excellence
as IN former wears.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04

and three Huntington Three others dc
ellned to make decision SIX stol;es
charged the goal from placement to
Brooks, two charged it to H. Sullivan,
and one to Parker. All Ct this goes 10
show how absolutely foolish are the Ut
tempts to provide the football public witt
accurate details Of the games Only in
high school football has the numbering
PLAYERS been taken up and it has proved
fairly successful
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04
BABY CHAFeD, SORE
HEALED IN THREE DAYS
WITH COMFORT POWDER

Mira f. G.. Hudson Of Rivcrhcad
y. -, SAYS - find Comfort Powder
far superior to any talcum powder !
ever used. 1t entirely healed my baby 5
chafed and irritatcd skin in three
days. The superic- medication OF
Comfort Powder makes it unequalled
for chatting and al skin soreness or ir-
litation of infants and adults alike.
BE sure YOU get the genuine with
the signature OF L. $. Sykes on the
box.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04

There arc 10000 Kinds " butterflies
in the world. ttsk
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04

Sleep as many hours as you find
necessary to completely recuperate
your strength, and as nearly as pos
siblc take half of these hours before
and half after midnight
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04
FOOTBALL Teams
MAKING PROGRESS
Penn'S Line Impressive Not
ed Coaches at Princeton.
YALE SHIFTS MANY PLAYERS

Coach Stage of Chicago University
Says He Has Many Candidates. For
Positions, but Finds Difficulty In
Making Choices From Green Men In
His Squad.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1913-11-04
FORMER TWIN SKATERS.
What Ivers, Koran and Partenheimer
Did the Past Season.

Here's a little interesting dope about
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
CARDINAL GIBBONS
AGAINST SUFFRAGE
Prince of Church Annoyed by
Reports That He Had In
dorsed Cause of Hikers.
By international News Service.

By international News Service
BALTIMORE, Md. March 1.-"Noisy,
clamorous and spectacular" were the
terms used by Cardinal Gibbons in de-
scribing the recent visit OF the hiking
suffragists to this city. He was speak
Ing before the women's auxiliary OF the
st. Rafael institute here.
Members or the auxiliary are engaged
In the task of providing clothing for poor
| children. After an entertainment by the
children, the cardinal let II be known
that he wanted TO say n few words.
Il wish 10 say few words of unstlnted
praise on behalf Of the noble and modest
women who have devoted their lives to
the slsterhood and the service and uplift
OF the poor said the cardinal Here
We have true women-women who know
their place. Then look at the other pic
ture in contrast, On one hand we see
good accomplished in q quiet, modest
way. On the other we see the noisy,
clamorous and spectacular way OF other
women. sS and & as an rvho example OF THIS o
u few days ago"
When seen at his home. the cardinal
added that he had been much annoyed
by the reports thnt in seeing the hikers
he had indorsed the cause.
II am not In favor OF suffrage now
nor was l when received the mixers,
said the prelate. Il did not say on any
OF Arc. nor did compare their sacrifice
with that of tho noble woman OF France
'It seems that they have let II be
understood that ! urged the national con-
gress to hear their plea. said nothing
OF the kind. I did say that if' the ma
tional congress should give them hear
Ing. with a decided accent on the n
Press reports TO tho west seemed TO have
left out the n"
do you think the hiking method has
aided the cause of woman suffragc?"
was asked.
"oh. 1 am sure It has not" replied the
cardinal
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02
COMMENTS ON THE
GOVERNMENT SUIT

NEW YORK, March 1.-E. 7. Bedford
president OF tho Corn Products Refining
company. issued here today statement
commenting on the governments suit, in
which he maintains that the defendant
concern has had only ''fair share OF the
country's business and has been a factor
In reducing tho cost Of living. We state
these facts" he says. ''ln the hope that
our shareholders, particularly the small
holders. may not get unduly alarmed In
consequence OF this action and be In
duced to part with their holdings at less
than their value.
'I understand 1t IS the contention Of
he government that several reorSaniza-
tions. which include that OF the Corn
Products Refining company, were an at
tempt at monopoliZation. 1t Il generally
known these We're neceSsitatcd as re-
suit Of overproductlon and were acts Of
the shareholders. In result they con-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

some friends who would care for 1t.
sTf you do that, walled the mother,
showing emotion for the first time
since her arrest, ~ will never sec it
again, He would have her taken
where I could not find her." With tears
in her eyes she willingly saw the child
90 with the Juvenile officer who with
the infant sheeping snugly on his arm,
bade the mother good night as she
started along the corridor toward the
jail.
The investigation that resulted in
the discovery OF the operations Of the
alleged shoplifters and the recovery
of the stolen goods was conducted by
Detectives Cleveland, Gillespie, Lyon
and Seager. The work of identifying
the goods by representatives of tho
various stores from which they had
been stolen proved too big task TO
be finished last night and will be con-
tinued tomorrow morning,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-02

clusiveiy proved this is an industry
CONSUMING little more than ] per cent
OF the corn produced) that cannot be
monopolized. but these acts Of our prede-
cessorS, the present management Of this
company cannot be held responsible for
AT our Invitation and by an agree
ment with the attorney general. the at
'orney In charge, with his associates has
occupied rooms in these Offices for over
two months. They have been given ey-
cry facility for effecting the most thor
ough examination possible. have had pos
session of our books, letter files. minutes
and records Of meetings. etc
From these II has been shown and
proven that this company. under It's
present management, has made no at
'empt to monopolIze OF restrain trade. has
not bought immunity from competition
nor by trade agreements has Il endeav-
ored In any way directly or Indirectly,
20 fix prices or limit productions; also
that the price OF Its products of corn has
averaged lnwcr-comparcd with the price
OF corn itself-thaD ever before in the
history OF the industry.
Furthermore. today this business Is
divided among more manufacturers. both
here and abroad, than ever before In its
hiStory. This company has only main
ta!ned It's fair share Of the business
through its production OF new products.
which have been OF q kind and character
that have been OF material advantage IN
the reduced cost OF living" is,r
Tho Corn Products Refining company
was incorporated In February, 1906, as a
reorganization and consolidation OF the
Corn PRODUCTS company, organlzcds IN
and other concerns engaged in the man
ufacture OF corn syrup (gluco5ep, starch
and kindred products. t,,7,ss -sfl fs.fii'..l
E. T. Bedford, dirsctor OF; the Standard
OF the company md several other Stand :
ard OIL men. inciudine c.tMs Pratt and
the ols late ,ts 9a%Ss gisssta4s h sss nasa
until recently = yfsfs In, fhe !. same b,,Sld-