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The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Same Thinu.

In the early days of Arizona, an ell
derly and pompous chief justice was
presiding at the trial of murder case.
An aged negro had been ruthlessly
killed, and the only eye witness to the
murder was very small negro boy.
When he was called to give his testi-
mony, the lawyer for the defense OBJ
jected on the ground that he was too
young to know the nature of an oath.
and in examining him asked:
What would happen to you If you
told a lie?"
"De debbil 'ud git mel" the boy re-
piled.
yes, and I'd get you," sternly said
the chief justice.
Oats JUS what said!" answered
the boy.-National Monthly.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Identified Himself.

The whizzing motor car struck
stump, and one of the occupants of the
back seat, lady possessed Of consid,
cradle embonpoint, executed neat
but not gaudy parabola in the atmos-
phere and alighted by the roadside
like polypus falling from a shot
tower
81 don't believe l have broken any
bones," she stated, in reply to the in
quiry of the omnipresent bystander;
but there is lump on this bank
that"
"Lump-nuthin'!" snarled smoth-
cred voice. "l'm the constable that's
goin' to arrest you gosh-durney joy
riders, if I live!''-Judge.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
plant That Catches it's Food.

The common bladderwort, an
aquatic plant, not only defends itself
against insects and animals, but
catches worms and fish for its food.
AS it floats underneath the surface of
the water it's leafy branches spread
out in all directions. Its leaves are
covered with little oval bladders filed
with air. and at one end OF each blad-
der is Q cavity which leads into the
mouth below. Inside the bladder is
a small trap door which opens when
pressure is put on it. A small worm
or a small fish can enter this door
but they can never come out.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Touch of Black.

The black lorgnette ribbon is fea.
ture of this seasons dress. The mar.
row black ribbon of moire silk has
tiny gold or jeweled slides, and from
It may depend, in lieu of lorgnette
or monocle, locket, watch or any
other trinket. The narrow line of
black against white bodice is par
ticularly smart and effective. These
ribbons are seen in navy blue. Grim
son. even in green and pink; but black
Is the correct monocle hue. and a
sautoir ribbon of any other color 10
not correct form.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Then What Did papa Do?

When one dish was passed. mamma
said she just loved to eat Of 1t, but
that the food would not agree with
her. Paxton said he liked bananas.
but he didn't dare eat them.
Then Jean, the five-year-old, said:
81 love watermelon, but can't eat It,"
"Why can't you eat watermelon? ~"
said papa.
Because you don't buy me any"
she said.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Model Of Rose coiored charmeuse,
Showing New Arrangement Of
PIeats-Trlmmines of White Tulie.
Suede Belts.

Wide suede belts of soft color to
match the predominant shade in the
printed design are worn with chill
dren's frocks of figured muslin. A
usual trimming for such frocks takes
the form of frills Of white lawn seal
loped. In the color of the belt with
mercerized cotton. These frills some
times extend from neck to hem on
each side of tucked panel of white
muslin. The belt buckles over the
frj1ls and the panel, and is held in
place by narrow straps of the print
ed muclin.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
As to the Manner Born.

There was change in curates in the
parish, and shortly afterwards one of
the prominent men of the congregation
asked his chauffeur:
How do you like the new curate.
Barney?"
"Middlin'," replied Barney; but he
can't come up to the old one. Twas
himself could tell ye all about hell.
Shure. to hear him describin' it. you'd
think he was bred, born and reared
there. e."-Harper's
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28

no better. They told me there was no
help without an operation. l have used
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and it has helped me wonderfully
l do most of my own work now and take
care of my children. / recommend your
remedies to all suffering women. -
Mrs. WILLARD A. GRAHAM, Care Of
ELLSWORTH FUTILE, Bovina Center, NY.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harmful
drugs, and today holds the record Of
being the most successful remedy we
know for woman's ills. If you need such
medicine why don't you try it?
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia II. PinlSham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia Il. Pinkham MedicineC Co.
(coniilentiaD Lynn, Mass, for add
, vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by Il woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Gloves Held Up.

was considerably annoyed by my
long gloves slipping down my arm aft
er they had been washed once. writes
a contributor to Good Housekeeping.
But / have relieved the trouble by
ripping short place In the hens and
running In narrow elastic and hem.
Sning down again.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Lo, the Poor American!

Hagop Barasyjan of Fitchburg and
Menad stabobrakamasian of Lowell
went fishing yesterday in Lake Charg-
oggagoggmanchaugagoggchaubunagu n
gamaug, near Worcester. with their
cousin, Haijjoman Saralaneroparanian.
whom they are visiting for the week
end, but you would never have learned
it from US If we hadn't been able to
paste it.-Boston Globe.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28

AYoW that little too late hat considerably too
~ launched that dear Paris the black white satin hat and s
better with butterfly"
Already
the which
liking black
which is passing with the
IS BoTToMLEY.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Real influence.

let me write the songs of ma
tion," said the ready made philoso-
pher, "and / care not who makes the
laws"
81 won't go quite SO far as that"
replied Senator Sorghum; but let me
write the amendments and i care not
who draws up the bills"
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Mother
so POORLY
Could Hardly Care for Chill
dren - Finds Health in
Lydia f. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.
Bovina Center, NY. For six years
/ have not had as good health as have

now. l was very
young when my first
baby was born and
my health was very
bad after that. I
was not regular and
I had pains in my
back and W as SO
poorly that ! could
hardly take care Of
my two children. I
doctored with sew
eral doctors but got
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
DIsconcertIna.

Model-It's horrid shame! You
know as well as do that my figure
isn't so sinfully distorted as that!
Impressionist-Ah, my child. when
will you understand that It is your
soul that paint. and not your fgurei
--Bystander CLondon).
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
It's Illuminating.

Did you see where in some city
they have put luminous paint on the
park benches to prevent spooning?"
Luminous paint? That's bright
idea"
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Drawback.

"You deserve a great deal of credit
young man."
Maybe / do. but I always have to
pay cash"
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Thoroughly Enjoyable.
v was the picnic?"

"How was the picnic?"
"a great success. More people came
near getting drowned than on any 9TH
er similar occasion ever heard off,
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Weird Work.

whats this; volcano In action?"
No"
Town on fire?"
mo, no; still life. Piece of buckle
berry pie, painted by cubist."
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28

The tinplate production of the
United States last year,, 100000, 900
pounds--was ten times as great as it
was in 1899.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28

LEWIS Single Binder gives the smoker
4 rich, mellow tasting sc cigar. Adv.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28

Nothing is humber than ambition
when 1t is about to climb.-Anony-
nous.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28

Mrs. .Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces iniamma.
tion alays pain cures wind collie, ,25c bottle.Aty
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
INvIGoRATISo TO THE PALE AND

Tho Old Standard general strengthening tonic.
GROV E'S TAST ELBSS chill TONIC, drives out Ma
lariS enrches the blood and builds up the ystem.
suSe Appetizer. yor adults and children. W cts-
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
When you see watermelons selling
at 60 cents each you almost wish you
had stolen more when yop-were boy.
no prexent plood PoIsonIpg

apply Mt once the wonderful. old reliable DIR.
ANTISEPT1C HEALING OIL. a
surgical dressing that relieves pain and heals
at the Same time Csc, boc, $l.oo.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28

Patience is the finest and wealthiest
part of fortitude, and the rarest, too
Ruskin.
The Hayti herald., 1913-08-28
Its Social Statt

Its Social Status.
THAT tailors' organization is very
select one, is it not?"
Yes; what one might call select
coaterie."
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
No Need to Stop Work

When the doctor orders you to
sop work it staggers you. l can't.
you say You know you are weak.
run down and failing in health day
by day, but you must work as long
as you can stand. What you need
is Electric Bitters to give tone,
strength and vigor o your system,
to prevent breakdown and build
you up. Don't be weak, sickly or
ailing when Electric Bitters will
benefit you from the first dose.
Thousands bless them for thei.
glorious health and strength. Try
them. Every bottle is guaranteed
to satisfy. Only so cents at The
Extra Drug Store. adv.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20

A continual we'll balanced ration
prepared in appel zing forms would
be a large factor toward THE re-
forms which are so necessary for
the betterment of the world. Our
health and life depends wholly
on our diet which is largely respon-
sible for our tempers and DISPOSE
ttons. How helpless would the mas
culine world be without women The
rearing of children is not our only
life giving and life-preserving mis-
sion. From the cradle to the gray
we hold THE lives and successes Of
the people of the nation in our
hands, for if they are not fed they
droop and die but thousands only
half way live because they are not
properly fed, but healthful and
well balanced ration gives vigor,
strength and desire to dare and
do things which are making our
nation the most famous on the
earth. Behind the mem VIII are
accomplishing the wonderful feats
and delving in natures mysteries
stand the cooks who are supplying
them with the energy.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
The Forty Year Test

An article must have exceptional
merit to survive for period OF for
ty years. Chamberlain Cough
Remedy was first offered tn the
public in 1872. From small be-
ginning it has grown in favor and
popularity until it has attained a
wo ld-wide reputation. You will
find nothing better for cough or
cod. Try it and you will under
stsnd why it is favorite after a
period of more than forty years. It
not only gives relief-it cures. For
sale by all dealers.-adv.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
improved Electric Heating.

The ordinary parlor stove is used
by Herr Gutzah of Berlin as a re-
ceptacle for an electric radiator, con-
sisting of wire or carbon of suitable
resistance. and in this way is con-
verified into an electric heater more
satisfactory than those hitherto tried
Too great local drying of the air is a
usual fault of electric heating. With
the new arrangement the air circula-
ton produced by the stove rapidly
distributes the heat and at the same
time gives ventilation and prevents
excessive drying. The ordinary cur
rent consumption warns an average
room in about an hour With the large
tile stoves so common in Germany the
heat is retained long time, and the
cost of keeping the room comfortable
Is moderate.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
Stand Up For Your Rights

1t doesn't require a Sherlock
Holmes to detect the yelled mo-
tive of the merchant who turns to
his own profit your willingness to
be led, who capitaEzes your lack
of firmness and conviction by per-
suading you to accept'a substitute
or imitation, when his only MOTIVE
is a few additional cents in profit.
On THE other hand, it is a compll-
ment to the Intelligence of the
customer who rebukes with dignity
the man who says Eyes but here
lis something just as good" This
offence is especially grave when
well known preparations for re-
storing health are concerned and
1t is commonly known that substi-
tutes offered for scott's Emulsion
contain alcohol, wines and opiates
when in reality such ingredients
are detrimental rather than bene-
ficial to health-and the oil used
in many inferior brands, is made
rancid and impure from careless
S handling and exposure to elements.
The moral is: stand UP for your
rights, and declare your indepen-
dence. adv
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
The Maker Of Widows

The. reckless man, whether he
is a locomotive engineer, an auto
driver or a motorcycle rider, should
be put where he cannot make Wild
ows and orphans just for his own
amusement. Two years ago, the
Great North Western Railway
Company adopted what they called
ssSafety first and went to work
on all their employees wedding out
their reckless men and since that
time there has been a de-
crease of 50 percent of the death
rate and 33 percent of the injur-
les. Then trespas sing has been
the cause of many deaths. during
the last twenty years S6,733 per-
sons have been killed and 94,646
injured in this manner. OF this
number $4,000 were boys under liz
years and $4,000 we're tramps. 1T
is not the machine that is dan
gerous but the operator.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
State of Ohio. city of Toledo, -
Lucas County. 81.

Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he IL
senior partner of the firm of +. j. Cheney
& Co., doing business in the City of To-
ledo. County and State aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
cry case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence. this 9th day of December.
A. D. 1856.
(SeaD A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. Send for
testimonials. free
F. j. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c
Take Halls Family prs for constipation.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
BARGAIN IN BIG FARM
A Large Farm Offered Exclusive
~ by the Journal, at Price
Which Sounds like Five Years
Z Ago

The Journal wishes to call the
attention of dts readers to most
unusual bargain in 400-acre farm
in our own section of the state.
which is now being offered at a
price and on terms which will en-
able the purchaser to make it pay
for itself easily.
1t is very productive farm and
highly improved. The soil is black
and rich. The lay is rolling, but
not hilly or rough, it being not
greatly different in this respect
from many farms in the vicinity of
Extra. 1t lies within twenty-five
miles of Extra.
The price will be given to anyone
interested as we'll as detailed de-
scription of the place. Suffice it
to say it is being offered at quite
a bit less than 500 per acre, and
the terms are exceptionally easy.
The Journal invites every man
who is in the market for farm
OF this description to call and get
the particulars regarding this place.
1t is a chance Of the kind that is
rare and becoming rarer.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
HOMES FOR POOR MEN
Two Prizes for Men, Who Want to
Quit Renting and Own an Iowa
Farm of their Own.

The Journal wishes to call the
attention of its readers to two
tip-top farms which are offered just
now on poor mems terms.
Both are located in one of the
most productive parts OF the state
of Iowa, being about fifty miles
northward from Waterloo. One is
three miles from town nearly as
large as Audubon, the other is less
than four miles from a much finer
city than Atlantic. Both are we'll
improved both lie exceptionally we'll
being neither billy nor flat. and
both have deep, rich black corn
soil.
One contains IT'S acres and is
held at 500; the other is a
quarter section held at $3.50; and
possession of either can be given
March 1st if desired Either can
be bought by good reliable man
with cash payment of $4,000 or
even a little less, and with five and
one-half percent on the entire bal
ance.
For more information regarding
them, call upon or write the
journal. .s-
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
Mothers Can Safely Buy

DR.. Kings Neww Discovery and
give it to the little ones when ALL
ing and suffering with coughs colds
throat or lung troubles, tastes nice.
harmless. once uesd, always used.
Mrs. Bruce Crawford, Nagra, Mo-,
writes: CDR. Kings New Discover.
changed our boy from a pale weak
SEX boy to the picture of health.
Always helps buy it at the Extra
Drug Store.-adv.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
oURRANT COFFEE CAKE

Beat one-half cup butter and one
half cup sugar together to &C ream.
Add one egg we'll beaten them add
on,e-half cup black coffee and one
half cup milk. Sift two teaspoons
baking powder and two cups flour
together, add to this one-half cup
of currants we'll cleaned and stir
into the mixture. Turn into square
creased baking pan and Sprinkle
top thickly with sugar and CHINA
mon. Bake in moderate oven thre
quar- ers Of an hour.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
Truly a Forqetful Man.

The most forgetful man has been
found. He lives in a little town in the
upper part of York county. He fell
i'll with symptoms indicating appendi-
citis and submitted to an operation.
To their great surprise and embarrass.
ment the surgeons found that the ap-
pendiX had already been removed. The
patient afforded the necessary expla-
nation when he recovered from the
ether by stating that he remembered
then. come to think of it," that he
had been through similar operation
two years ago.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
Are You a Cold Sufferer

Take DR.. Kings New Discovery
The best Cough, Cold, Throat and
Lung medicine made. Money re-
funded if it fails to cure you. Do
not hesitate-take it at our risk.
First dose helps. j. R. Wells, Floy-
dada, Texas, writes Or. Kings
New Discovery cured my terrible
cough and cold. l gained Is lbs"
Buy it of the Extra Drug Company.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
LIGHT ROLLS
When making light bread

When making light bread save
enough dough to- make two
bakers loaves. Add to it the white
of one egg and two tablespoons of
butter. Mix we'll, roll out on a
board and cut with a biscuit cutter.
Grease the top fold over and flatte1
little with the hand. Let rise
until very light and bake in a
moderate owen.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
EAT SOUFFLE

Melt one tablesr DON butter I'M a
frying pan, smoothe one tablespoon
flour into it. Add one cup chopped
meat, one cup milk and the beaten
yo|ks of two eggs. Let the mix
ture boil up then salt to taste.
Add the beaten whites of the two
eggs, turn into a pudding dish and
bake one-half hour in a pan OF hot
water.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
Insurance

None but first class companies
represented in this agency. ALI
leaders OF known reliability from
Maine to California. foremost bust
ness getters, and reliable Loss
payers. Our bread and butter de-
ponds on our Companies fair deael-
Ing with our policy holders.
THUO PATTY.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
Chronic Stomach Trouble Cured

1VA1C EoUOalhsaCu IINuUI6 OUT6U
There is nothing more discour-
aging than a chronic disorder of
the stomach. Is itnot surprising
that many suffer for years with
such an ailment when permanen
cure is within their reach and may
be had for a trifle. about one
year ago." says P. H. Beck of Wax
elee, Michigan, II bought packag
of Chamberlain's Tablets,and SINCE
using them 1 have felt perfectly
well.1 had previously used any
number of different medicines, but
none of them were of any lasting
benefit" For sale by all dealers.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
RICE CRoQUETTEs

Boil one-half cup of rice i'm milk.
When swelled add thrae well-beat-
en- eggs, little buttsr, flavoring,
salt and sugar to taste. Let boil
Till very thick. When partly cool
pour out on the board, spread out
and lst cool until stiff. Cut into
squares, roll in cracker crumbs
and fry a, GOLDEN brown.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
Surprise Your Friends

For four weeks regularly use DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They stimu-
late the liver improve digestion,
remove blood impurities, pimples
and eruptions disappear from your
face and body and you feel better.
Begin at once. Buy at the Extra
Drug Co. Store.-adv.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
COTTAGE PUDDING

Beat one egg with one cup sugar,
add one-fourth cup melted butter,
one cup milk and two cups flour,
which has been sifted with two
teaspoons baking powder. Bake in
a rather quick oven and serve with
sauce.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20

To remove inkstains from deli
cate fabrics moisten the stained
parts with water then apply equal
parts of salt and cream Of tartar
keeping fabric we'll moistened. Re
peat the operation until the ink
stain has disappeared.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
SOFT RICH GINGERBREAD

Five cups flour, two cups molas-
ses, two cups sugar, two cups but
ter, four eggs, two teaspoons Of
ground ginger and one teaspoon
soda. Mix we'll, pour in shallow
bake pans and bake 'owly. Cut in
squares and serve. Good hot or
cold. 4
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
LAYER CAKE

One cup sugar, one-fourth cup of
butter, one-fourth cup milk, three
eggs beaten, one haeping cup flour,
Spread ON three tins and bake in
a hot oven. Any kind of filling
may be used.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
oLD-FAsH1oNED HoE-cAKE

Two cups buttermilk, one tea
spoon salt, one teaspoon soda (full)
Stir in good corn mea until con-
sistent batter. Have frying pan
hot with tablespoon drippings,
and a little butter. Pour in the
batter, cover and slst brown slowly
Then turn out on a plate and put
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
BEATEN BISCUIT

One .arge tablespoon lard, and
one tablespoon butter, one quart of
flour and a little salt. Mix with
water or sweet milk. Sweet milk
makes them brown better. Beat wit
rolling pin fifteen minutes or
more, until the dough blisters. Cut
into biscuits, pierce them with
a fork and bake.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
Woman Bank President.

Mrs. Phoebe Rideout of California is
the latest recruit to the ranks of the
women bank presidents. Mrs. Rideout
has just been elected to succeed her
late husband as the president of the
bank at Oroville. Cal, and also as
president of the banks at Marysville
aud Gridley. The aggregate capital of
the three institutions is said to be
more than $3,00O,00O. Mrs. William
Langdom, wife of the city attorney of
San Francisco. has been reelected
president of the Union Savings bank
at Modesto.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
Orators Have Free Hand.

Prof. Masterman. lecturing at Cam
bridge on modern England and the lib
erty of the subject. said there was
enough treason spoken in Hyde park,
London, on Sunday afternoons to fill
a German fortress Instead, the ora.
tors went leme to tea. 1t is remark
able fact, however, added the lee.
turer, that there is no state in Europe
where attacks on the sovereign are so
rare or SO strongly resented by the
people at large.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1913-03-20
GRAHAM GEMS

Take two cups sweet milk, one
half cup sugar, one and one-half
teaspoons baking powder. Mix with
a graham flour to stiff batter.
Drop into gem tins and bake in q
quick owen.