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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-11-26

Couden, u, S. navy, RETIRED granted
separation and $3.50 month alimony.
Orange, Tex.-Miss Jessie Wilson,
farmers daughter, and Francis
Sayre, merchant, married at same
hour as presidents daughter.
Marinette, Wis.-Jennie johnson,
10, for whom Madison authorities
have been searching 6 months in
connection with forgery charge, ar
rested.
New York.-6oo persons attended
Mrs. Pankhurst's lecture on ga Great
Evil" She called a spade a spade.
No one Visibly shocked:
New York; want to prefer
charges of vagrancy against this man
my father" said Richard Hawkins
to cop. HE boned me on street for
a dime" The derelict was held.
MatteaWan, N. Y.-When rebel
ious husbands in Flatbush demanded
hen fruit despite pleas of boycotting
wives, they were served eggs over
ripe.
Hartford, Conn.-Everett o. Hale
is dead through eating gray squirrel
which had fed on chestnuts affected
with blight.
Raleigh, N. c.-chapeI exercises at
A. and M. College abruptly terminal
ed when big bear appeared as wor-
shipper. '-..
Plymouth, Eng.-Because admiral
ty objects to giantess Imperator
docking inside breakwater, she may
cut out British ports, sailing from
New York direct to Cherbourg.
Charlestown, w. Va.-E. Graham
Wilson, wealthy business man, accus-
cd of attack upon Miss Kate Turner,
crippled church worker, found guilty.
Jury recommended mercy.
Lacrosse; Wis.-John EVenrud
suicided. Tied stick of dynamite to
his neck and Lit the fuse. Head blown
off. Recently discharged from insane
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-11-26
MERCHANTS ASSOCIATION !
THREATEN SHANKS

native oHered Mayor SamueI LEWIS
Shanks this afternoon by the local
Merchants Association. However, If
the mayor saves the city from a
teamsters' strike the Merchants As
ISOLATION made it plain to Shanks
that he would not be prosecuted on
charges of violating his oath during
the recent street railway strike.
In the Garments troubles which tied
up transportation for seven days and
cost the merchants millions of dol
lars sales, Shanks openly sided with
the strikers and with the policemen
who refused to protect the stTike-
breakers. The union teamsters
threaten to walk out next Monday
and the merchants are exerting every
influence to save the city from a
repetition of the riotoUs scenes en-
acted during the Garments strike.
Shanks is expected to defy the
Merchants Association.
PRESIDENTIAL BRIDAL COUPLE
SLIPPED ONE OVER
Washington, Nov. 26.-All Wash
ington is laughing at the way in
which Mr.. and Mrs. Francis Bowes
Sayre eluded all pursuit as they left
the White House.
Newspapermen and photogra-
pliers kept taxis waiting outside from
four until nearly midnight waiting
for the bridal couple. They would
probably be there yet if a kind-heart-
ed policeman had not taken pity on
them and informed them that Mr..
and Mrs. Sayre, in the auto of the
secretary to the president, Tumulty,
had quietly departed.
The couple had walked over to the
executive offices through a private
passageway, climbed into the auto
which was standing on nearby
street, and were whirled away with
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-11-26

NO FUNNY ACHE
Bobby-It doesn't seem bit like
Thanksgiving.
Mother-Why not?
Bobby-I,haven't a stomach ache.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
Dickens Character. in the Flesh.

The visit from Miss Betsy TrotwOol de-
scribed In Miscellany" the other day
reminds me, writes a trustworthy corre-
spondent, that not long ago I paid a
visit 10 Mrs. Lupin. of the Blue Dragon
From early childhood 1 had suspected
her existence in the neighborhood Of a
swinging sign at a cross-road some four
miles out of Salisbury, on the way to
Romsey. Certainly it was the sign OF
green dragon. and not of a blue, but
that made no difference. The house it.
self 1 had never seen. 1t was round a
sharp corner, and in those days ! was
not considered a fit person to rest there
on my way to Salisbury from a remote
village on the hills. But l never passed
the signboard without peopling the road
way near with Tom Pinch, Pecksniff.
and all the others
Ny chance came a short while back.
continues our correspondent. l was re-
visiting old haunts, and found myself at
the corner by the sign of the Green
Dragon. A sharp turn and a walk of a
hundred yards and / was facing an an
cient tavern With gables and an air of
invitation. Entering. 1 found Mrs. Lupin
there in the flesh. It was no other than
she. Good morning, Mrs. Lupin,"
said. lay / have some beer. please?'
For a moment she was staggered, but
quickly recovered and laughed Good
gracious she said, how did you know
II was me? thought only the Americans
out Of Salisbury knew that" "Oh,
knew you at sight, and hows Mark Tap
ley?" He was i'll upstairs with rheu-
mates, she said. I was sorry, although
he used to bore me a little in old days
But Mrs. Lupin and ! had delightful
talk about the Pecksniffs and the Spot
tletoes before I left for Salisbury. | do
not know her real name to , day.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
Lefty" Clayton Leads
Post-Season Filters
Outfielder of Petworth Club Couts Ball for Mark of
.50O-Hayes Is Second with .474-Fearson
Leads Trinity Team.
BY JOHN A. DUGAN.

Clouting the ball for an average OF
.s.O in five games, Lefty" Clayton, OF
the Petworth club, is the leading
sticker in Section A of the post-season
series. The classy outfielder of the
Federal League club connected safely
seven out of fourteen trips 10 the
plate and also stole two bases. "Skeets"
Hayes, of the Bankers, is right behind
him, with a mark of .474 for six games,
making nine hits in nineteen trips to
the block.
Red" Pearson. of the Trinity club
leads that outfit with the stick, making
two hits in five attempts for a per-
centage of 400, while Dampier tops the
hitters on the Interior aggregation,
with .27S.
Hines, Rawlings, Myers, and Boykin
swiped five sacks apiece in Section A,
but Boykin, of the Bankers. is leading.
as his were made in two games.
In Section B, Sayers, of the, Sher=
wood club, is leading, with a percent
age of 700 for three games. NJ. Broome,
of the Ninth outfit, is up there with a
mark of .545, while Cash. of Emmanuel
is close behind him. with Az for four
games. Blick Rountree, of the Chris
tians has scored the most runc-nine-
in six games. while Gil Cassidy leads
the Ninth club in stolen bases with
four. Langan is the leading hitter and
base-stealer of the Mohawk club, with
a total OF seven bases in four games
and a batting mark of .30S.
The averages for the post-season Sc
ries follow:
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
Team average
WITH THE RUNNING HORSES
RESULTS AND ENTRIES
TORONTO RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-Purse, 500; three year -olds; about
five furlonEs. Tophet. ll3 (Banerl, to !, won;
Miss Harvey. lG5 JacksonD, to l, second; Sheriff
NOlte ll3 Davenport, to . thin. Time. l.oI 2-j
Handseletta, IrUuicaI, Vale of AvOca, OAKLAND Lad,
l-rIru \, Miss Edna FenwIck and Porcupine a.so
ran.
SECOND RACE-Purse. 500; thrce-year-olds and
inward; six and oue-haf furlonRs. BoanO, lI5
McCarthyl. 10 to !. won; Palma, lis Davenport.
to l. second; DanviIle II. lis CRhodesl. 10 to !,
third Time. la IS. La SaInrella, Tiger Jim,
breast Plate, Tannie, Blanche Frances. Gagnant.
End Kiddy Lee also ran.
> THIRD RACE-Purse. $50; three-year-oids and
upward; about five furIongs. Bright NtOlr. TO
ASHLEY, 70 ?, won; Star Ashland, l0s (DaTen-
poTt), TO ., second, LOngus lcs CLeTeer, 10 l,
third. Time l0l. Eta Ray, PhilOpens, Boss
Ovelando. and Ferrand Cccilisn also ran.
FOURTH RACE-Purse, $40; three-yesr-ods and
Upward; about i've furongs. Lou Lanier. Ill
tCcstey, to l. won; Alohs, los tMeripoD, L TO l.
second Ponkatasset. lOO (Hatzy), to l. third.
Time. lOl 25. Onrioo. Tee May. Csrrillon, Ossa
bar and Fleming also ran.
FIFTH RACE-Purse. 500; tlree-year-olds and
upWlrd about five furlongs. johnny W'se IS
iDaVeupCrt), ) TO !, won; Miss Menard, I06 (ShHn-
nonD. to !, second; Sea Swell. Ill tRhodesl to
]. third. Time, l7Ol Is. Huda's SisteT Tiny
Inn. Imprudent. and Miss Dulin also ran.
SIXTH RACE-Purse, $50; three-year-Olds and
,pEard about five furlongs Jennie Wells. III
Knight TO l. won: Golliwogg. los CRhodes). to
: second; Golden Ruby, III jackson. to /.
third Time. I'LL. Lady Robbins. Pretty Molly.
Con Carne. and Delightful also
SEVENTH RACE-PUTse 500; thTee-yeaT-olds aCd
Upward; about i've furlongs. Janus. lO7 Mccarthy
TO l, Won; Curious, IIS Davenport. 10 l.
second; Susan, III (Whitel. to l, third. Time,
20 So Protasoris, Ancon, Isabelle Case, Racing
Belle and John Bowman also ran.
EIGHTH RACE-Pursc, $3.50; three-year-olds and
upWari. seven furlonSs. Golden Treasure los
Oa7erport). . to l. won; Brush. lU Jacksonl, to
second The BusybOdy, lO6 tAlley), to !. third.
Tine, 20. Henotic. Cecil. and Our Nugget also
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
OTTAWA RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-Purse 500: three-year-olds and Up
wand; selling; and onesiXteenth miles. Mar
Bud le4 lSkirTinl, 10 to ], won: Rock Spring, IL
snyder, to > second: Puritan Lass, 81 tTaylorl
10 10 ]. third. Time, ! 50. Tropaeolum also ran.
SECOND RACE-Purse, 500: two-year-ods; sell
Ing; i've turlnngs. SerenAts ~ Taylor. 10 to !
won; The Idol lOI tConnersl, to l, second; Gras
Illla, Caraquette, Harbard Patty Regan, Old Jor.
oan. Irish Ann, TIktok Free Trade and Colors also
ran.
THIRD RACE-LausdOwn Handicap; all ages; six
furlongs. PanZsreta, los (Eederisl 10 s won
Sherwood. l4 tPsakl, l5 to s. second Sir Baise IL
(FarbrotheTl. 5 10 !, third. Time l:l5 IS Minds
and Cliff Stream also ran
FOURTH RACE-Capital hurdle handicsp: p1rss
S0o four-yesr-olds and upward; short course Lizzie
Fiat, lR tNoe), to s. won: Clan Alpine 80
uefebFre), % to l. second: Noble rs (O'Connorl
% TO !, third. Time All Forcrzft. Come on
Jack Dennerlin. and LuckoIa also ran.
FIFTH RACE-Hotel Mems Selling Stakes. nT1rxe
S,oo0: threeyear-olds and upward; one mile Font
r. Taylor. TO /. won; Rife Brigade a5 fGravl ,
to l, second; Terrible Bill. 100 IScharD II to 10
third. Time. l:4l 35. BraWuy also ran
SIXTH RACE-Purse, SEQ: thre~year-olds and
upward; sslling: five and one-half furlonzs Mamma
johnson, 90 Taylor1, to 2, won; Heupeck lG
(AdsnlsD, TO l, second; George Karmo, 100 CPbil.
hpSl. Is to ], third. Time, 1:lo Mmesis, Over the
Sands, MarcoTitt. Jonquil. La Aurora, r. H. Grsy
hSmichtka, Hsrcourt, and Burning Daylight also
ran.
SEVENTH RACE-Purse $500: three-year-olds and
Upward selling; five and onehaf furIongs. Double
rive. l09 tSchsr, 70 TO !, won; Jim l., Ill Uouns-
berryl' % to !. second; Rye Straw, lO9 Watts, D
70 J, third. Time, l:l025. Com Cracker Ethel
lE ii, sylTestris, Theo Cook, Chiffon Queen, The
Hafdnsr' and lncisiou also ran.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
Ottawa,

FIRST RACE-PurSe. 500: three-year-oids and VI
| ward: selling; six furIoDgS BrynsVia, los: Too
Holland. 100; Fairchild, JlI; Miss JONAH lO7; Por
Ar!ingtons l0e; Burning Daylight. uI; Quinc
Bells lG; Dick Deadwood. 10; Beach Sand, LII
Fiel. i0 Question Marx, ia
SECOND RACE-Purse, 500: three-yesr-olds an,
upward; maidsns; siI turloDgS. Ursula Thompson
g; Mandy Zane. los; Fardoodle loo; Old Hank, loi
syosset. 100: Gertrude NNloneJ IN: White Beat
0e: Lord Ladys. lH
THIRD RACE-Purss 500; two-year-olds: nr
and onehaf furlongs. Fort Monroe' s6; Louis
IT1vers. l03; Zodiac 9; Nancy Orne 10; Rip VaI
NiIkle. lol; Stevesta. lol; Parcel Post IOS
FOURTH RACE-Purse 500; hIHss and mares
three-year-olds and apward selling: one mile Aus
ter. 81; Ursula Emma no. Big Dipper.s %; Che
mulpo.' 10; Ella Grane,' %; C1if Top Ill; Mic.
cosukee,' los; Henrietts, 10
FIFTH RACE-Purse, 800; two-yearold rnAidens
five furlongs Private Cheer los; Our MabelIe los
Kettle Drum, III: Best Be- l05: Kilday, as; saliva.
dora los; King Cotton. los; Bastante, los; Good
VIII. los: Montreal, IL
SIXTH RACE-Purse 500: three yesr,lds md
upward: selling; and one-sixteenth miles Ger
rard,' 90; Dynamite, 10; Love Day, I0I: Chester
krum. lOe; Cosk' lG WoodcTaft, lOs; Yorkshire
Boy. lB.
SEVENTH RACE-Purse. 500; three-yesr-oyo.
and upward: selling; six furlongs Delicious, Io5:
Moisant, III; Pierre DUMAS. ia: Baron de KaIb'
l0; Song Of the Rocks. liz; Latourn, III; " Pow
ers,' lo9; Toison dor, III; Camel III; Bobby Cook
l09; Joe Gaitens. ll4.
Apprentice allowance claimed.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
RACING CARDS FOR TODAY.
Saratoga.

FIRST RACE-TWo-year-old fIlies; selling; fy
and half furlongs Harvest Queen 100; Any Time
lo9 Vega, l07; Aunt Marie lG3; Notoriety,. IS; Lii!
Orme' le; Hortense. lOe; Hillstream, I0r; Susan B.
100; Charmeuse. lOl; Delft,' IOl; Violet Ray, Ios
Milky Way, loi.
SECOND RACE-Three-year-olds and upward
steeplechase; handicap; about two miles. Postboy
li2; Rock Abbey, E2; Roland Pardee lS3; Leumas
10; Euniskillen, B9; Weld Chip lI2; Bello l4S
THIRD RACE-Three-year and upward Am,
sterdam selling; mile. Blackford, l03; G. NJ
Miller los; Ella Bryson,' los; Feather Duster
Ss; Ringling,' l0l; Flamma, Ill; Donald McDou.
aid. lsi Col Cook, l07; VolthOrpe. los; Joe Die
bold. lOS
FOURTH RACE-AH ages; handicap: six fur
longs. Knights Differ, l1s; Sosus 90; Star Jas
mine los; Flying Fairy 1O9 Springbosrd liz; Haw.
thorne. IL; Leochares, ia; Isirose, lN3; Hester
Prynne, IS; Genesta, S; Belamour, 81; Water
WelleS, 100. Also eligible: Guy Fisher, IOe; Sem
cohus. rs: Lady Lightning I05; House Maid, los
Azyisde, los; Sand Vale, l09
FIFTH RACE-Four-yearold and upward; sell
ing; one mile. Feather Duster' los; Inferno Queen
ss; Stentor Ill; Fred Mulholland, IOs Napier los
DartWorh, 100; Labod, los; Beauroup. Ill Sir DEN
rah. los; VOl,horpe, los; DR.. Duenuer, LII; Lad
Of LangdOn IO5
SIXTH RACE-Twoyear-old m2idens: siI fur
longs. Scrspper. lO6; Water Lad los; Armament
l06; High Priest. lSs; Amszement, los; Miss Cav
snagh l03; Cliff Field, los; Disparity los: Stan and
Stripes, los; Forum. los; Moonstone, I03.
Apprentice allowance claimed
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28

I ried to obtain a fully appropriate equip
.ment for their onion orgies. It is, Of
course, matter of taste. The knitting
wife scarcely adds to the onionimity Of
the. onion but the click of her needles
is the only permissible orchestra for the
banquet. For men who must have music
at their meals, and eat onions, marriage
is certainly inevitable and even desirable
But it will be found, on the whole, that
the great bulk of the votaries OF the
onion prefer the delights OF secret de-
bauch. Also, it is kinder to the onion.
Stab the sweet victim with the fork
It swells and bursts. The fragrant
steam surges to the face. The rich juice
suuirts generously over the plate. The
heart, the white, naked heart, bows to
the bancueter. Our lips shrfvel over our
teeth. We bend for our first mouthful.
The world has been washed away in
rivers of oil. and the rain and winds
have lost their lives. The human soul
blends with the onion soul. We laugh
together. The dying onion laughs through
skin and skin. Its cracking outer gar
ment chuckIes richly at its feeting inner
waistcoats. Its heart smiles gently at its
oyercoat. So might the old French no.
bility have died on the guillotine. Beau
tiful, courageous onion! Your silver
blood is split and your fond body is
a-wreck, but your bright, cheerful spirit
is still with US. We loved you when first
we gazed upon you, tinted globe OF
rich temptation, but now that We have
eaten you we realize to the full how
much We have gained with the assimila-
ton of your soul We beam. We stretch.
We chuckle, or is 1t you who chuckle
within us? We become bland We even
think of forgiving our enemies-or some
Of them.
Our onion is gone. But not lost. Merely
gone before. The influence OF an onion
does not cease at its death. CThe vulgar
will seek to burlesque this profound
truth) 1t helps its eater to sweet
geniality, a gentle tolerance Of the
splenetic. Quite naturally 1t tempts its
new master to the eating of other onions.
1t leads him from onion to onion till he
dies of sheer warm-heartedness. Yet
there must have been burglars who have
eaten onions. They must have been
picked. The picked onion is poor
thing, a contemplate mercenary. Its
soul has been stewed out of it, its flavor
massacred by vinegar. No really nice
people favor It. The picked onion eater
is generally a very callous person, who
bets, wears strange colors, and sings in
the bathroom. He is only tolerated be-
cause the praised onion eaters are in the
majority, and their hearts are big.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
WANT AID HOROSCOPE.
AUGUST IS.

Children born on this date need speclaI
care and attention. They should no: be
allowed to criticise their companions and
they should not be allowed to dwell upon
the dark side of life.
Virgo children are very keen to OBJ
serve and their attention must be d.
Iected to all that is beautiful and true.
They are natural students They should
find their companions among those who
are Jovial and cheerful in disposition.
They should not be given too much
medicine nor drugs. Pure food, pure
air. Eentleness, kindness and frmness
will inlpart wonderful health and
strength.
The Want Ads win be under favor
able planetary conditions for the COM
ing week in advertising real estate,
apartments, houses to rent and the sale
of rooming houses
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28

The surprising loyalty of New York
fans in their support Of the Chancemen
at the box office is due to the interest
shown in the P. LIS task of building I'D
winner. No tail-end major league club
ever received such liberal patronage at
home. Starting with practically nothing,
Chance gradually strengthened various
positions until now he is well satisfied
with the outlook. The New Yorkers are
playing much better ball than during the
first two months of the campaign, and
the end is not yet
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
NORFOLK & WESTERN RAILWAY

SCHEDULE IN EtFECT MAY >. 1Sl3
Leave Washington, New Union Station.
500. go, and 1850 p. m ". r. JONES, President
$50 a. m. Daily-AH points on Norfolk 4 Western
l0lo p. N. Daily-Roanoke. Bristol. Winston-Salem,
Knoxville. Chattanooga. Nashville, New Orleans.
Through sleeper. Dining cars
4l0 a. m.-FoT Bristol, Knoxville Chattanooga,
Nashville. Memphis. and all points in the South
west. Washington Memphis sleepers open at 10 p. N.
For NorfoIk-Lesve daily IaO a m. and l2M noon.
Arrive Norfolk II % q. and $50 .. N. Parlor
cars.
4lo p N. Dsily-BeryTille, Luay, Shenandoah.
Elkton.
Trains from the Southwest arrive sa5 l. n, n5o
.. m. and l2:l5 q. N. daily.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28

German physicians new electrical
treatment for obesity compels patients
to perform muscular work automatically
and independent of their will by stimu-
lating their muscles.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28

The coast land of Western Norway is
almost devoid of forests except where
protection is afforded from the sea winds
mirror which reflects true colors is
said to have been invented.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
FOR EXCHANGE.

LARGE 3-STORY BRICK
house near 18th and R. I. Ave.
N. W.; hot-water heat and in ex-
cellent condition; could not be built
for less than $4,000. Rented at
$65 per month. Will exchange
equity for clear farm worth about
$4,000. Box 90, Herald Office.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
RAILROADS.
CHESAPEAKE BEACH RAILWAY,

SCHEDULE OF EXCURSION TRAINS TO AND
FROM CHESAPEAKE BEACH
EFFECTIVE AUGUST 9, 1873
Subject TO Change Without Notice
DAILY. EXCEPT SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS.
GOlNG-Leave District line. 1910, u.O L. n,
2:5o $50, and 754 D m
RETURNING-LeaTe the Beach. 2io. 500, $50.
and 1870 p. m
SATURDAYS.
GOlNG-LeaTs District line. 1000 II 20 q. n, 2:lo.
S:l5, $50. $50, and 7a4 D m
RETURNING-LeaFe the Beach, LOO 2IO s16
$50, 80, and 1870 D. m
SUNDAYS
GOlNG-LeaTe District line, So 10So and Il %
a. m. 400, $40, AS. and $50 ?. N.
RETURNING-Jeav the Beach, u 80. 2aG, $50,
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FOR SALE-D0GS.

.DOGs-FOUR ST. BERNARDS FROM
l l-2 to years old, two Collies from
1 1-2 to years old; fine pedigreed and
registered prize winners: no place to keep
them; will sell them cheap. CLARKE,
1881 Belmont St. Phone Col. 90.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
LOST AND FOUND.

OST-GENTLEMAN'S SILVER HAN
die umbrella at Capitol concert yester-
day afternoon. Return TO Apt. 70 The
Toronto. Dupont Circle. Reward.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
Where She Fails.

From Judge.
There are many things that a girl can
do,
II she's genuine suffragette through and
through;
But she fails-and the records show IL
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
Care in Bread Selection.

Light the yellow flare Of gas. Keep
for the salacious swallowing OF wine
stepped sea fish the impertinent incandes-
cent mantle and the snobbish bulb of cleo
tricity. Wrench from its fastening the
tinted globe. Let the light be the yellow
or aged parchments, pressed primroses
and milked-fiecked butter-pats. Spread the
white cloth that has sickened of its white
ness in the wash. In the center place
the mustard pot zone does not eat mus
tard with onions, but the presence of a
chaperon is necessarily
Bring next white bread, all a-crumbIe
The rich, red crusts should be cut away
and laid aside for another devouring
Bread crusts have souls. It is not so with
bread Ncrumb, which is. therefore. a suit
able Companion for the soulful onion
eater spurns its aid. but there are many
good men who admit II to the Presence
The salters are as numerous as the salt
less. 1t is not for the judicious writer
to condemn recklessly.
Now We are ready for the advent of the
onion 1t is braised. 1t is large. In parts
is its color OF the pearl In others Of the
golden leaf of autumn. There is always
one sweet burnt patch. There are a few
poor people who braise onions without a
burn. One sobs for them. The onions
virginia. snow must be kissed with the
passion of the flame. The lips Of its
hercest lover, the brave. red fire, must
scar its eager cheek IT stands in a pool
or its own altar, silken liquid of deli
cate bouquet Let the plate be blue, If
possible of tender torquois or chryso-
pase. Your demeanOr must be cheerful
even smiling. There is nothing sad in
the atmosphere of braised onion, no
tinge even of sobriety. 1t is a light
hearted vegetable
Before actually lifting the fork we will
be certain OF the harmony Of our en-
vironment The book-steeped walls of
our sanctum are grave, the curtains are
drawn to attention, and the worn rugs
glance humbly upwafd through their
fringes. Our pipes sleep on in a row. All
in the house is deeply still. Only the
onion laughs!
Marital joys Not EsSentiaI.
Some men imagine that the presence of
a knitting wife is indispensable, and
have gone to the length OF getting mar
The Washington herald., 1913-08-28
FOR sALE-MIsCEILANEOUs.

FOR SALE-AUTOMOBILE CHARGING
outfit for direct current with automatic
release: price $1OO-cost 500. Apply BOX
AT9 Herald Office.
SHETLAND PONIES FOR SALE. AT MAR
shall Hall and Chesapeake Beach; are well broken
for children. Apply 40 7th St sE.