New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-02-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Silver King. the pO4aI Df"i ~ NV
tral Park menagerie. has shown such a
d.cided admiration FOR sumdrops ina
yin SNYDER the head keeper thihhS
that rumdrops must have been "lS'Ilu"teu
roni scuously around the Nortn f"i' pe-
fore Dr. Cook ever went INTO me far
North with his straw nat woman WIS
f..dlnr that variety OF candy 10 SILVER
King when SNYDER came a'ons on MS
round OF the mensgerle. she iuined ~
The keeper with the query WI gum
drops hur, him Snyder assured h'' ~
the negative. Or cook said the Esaul-
mans liked them" declared the womah'
80 thought they wouldn't hurt the
boar
And now science tells ~ that instead
Of sprnging from monkey We 'P
iron. . mouse t,.,.,oo
@ijuh. My wife DOES 1t YET Houston
Post.
THE BATTLE CRY or TENAs.
rrp, 60, .Ho. Of rsS4. thfsa'sn' 20 n
40. N~NicD "l-h BOZ, siai' troop
TO arms 10 arms " gallant sons
or Texas. haste TO get your guns.
Get OFT your swords and snicker@n""s.
Get any weapon that you please
Bothink ye Of the Alamo
on brothers. on to Mexico
peu.a,h the Lone star banner ~
shall march 20 GLORIOUS victory,
Pedauiic rerr-snts may prate
~ peace. but who our severe gn state
can hinder when h-r marital mind
TO war and siausht.r j. inclined
The law of nations what - that
Wen knock IT into one cooked hat
For Uncle sam who cares a rg
He's big. but so Is Texas bis
Wen cross the RIO Grsnde's food
Wen lave our hands ~ hostile blood
And naught shal! stay our batting powers
TIL conquered provinces are ours
For Texas sturdy Crockett fell.
For Texas Bowir fought - yell
once Texas rang with Tious'on's name
and stlli - valor j. the SANE.
Then. byotiers. rails. the Lon: Star nag
- anne. sham- on those who fail ~ lag
Come fall upon our ancient foe
war To the knife with Mexico
II IA. 7.
A fool and his none, are soon parted. Do
quoted IN" Wise Guy.
And many there ~ vino want part
added the Simple Mug -Philadelphia
Record
Speaking OF jhc report tnat l.ord Far
rer recently violated set forms by enter
ing the meeting room OF a charitable in
-lirutions governing board carrying a
lighted cigar. and that he doplored the
fact that men We're not allowed 10 smoke
IN church. q member OF the national
guard said that he knew a New York
clergyman who shared the views Of tn.
noble lord. some years ago he said, II
was AT religious services in camp a.:
icekskill was Tar from the front
really on the outer edge NeNt TO me was
mem6er Of my COMPANY who was smok-
ing. He was ordered TO stop ana did so
There was clergyman IN camp that day
and | asked him: Would YOU think 4
improper to smoke at an outdoor church
service improper Why. I'd have th.
Iaen who wish to do So smoke In church.
but--don't tell any one He was one Of
the best men | ever knew. but he was
probably afraid TO brave the criticism
v hioh telling might create"
They both had sections Of the paper
Here's II New York man gives his wife
n diamond necklace" said she. Nothing
like that ever happens Ia me
Well" said he here's 4 Chicago man
gives his wife a black eye. Nothing Ike
that ever happens TO YOU either my
ear"-l,ouisville courier-Journal
According 10 tire recently published re-
port on internal revenue. the government
has received nearly $500. Oh more ia tn .
seven months from July. 1912 to Febru-
airy. 1913. than In any previous similar
period This is accounted FOR IN a meas
We by the increase IN the consumption Of
whiskey and in the Inanufac ture OF ciga.s
ard cigarettes An important item also is
beer. OF which the people Of the United
States drank IN the first seven months OF
the fiscal year 81 $4,000 barrels. New
Yorker who conducts a business where
b. saws. patrons drink anything except
water says that beer drinking ~ becom-
ing more popular daily. 1t Is cheap. and
people are no longer ashamed 20 order
beer H. places where once upon a time
a table without wine bottle was con-
spicuous Nowadays wine and Holsters
and ca baret shows go together"
What should one have FOR a Bohemian
supper
oh couple OF links OF sausage and
barrel OF beer Washington Herald
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