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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
WOULD REFORM u. S. SENATE
Senator Sheppard Would Make 1t Mirror
of PEOPLES Interest,

Austin, Tex.-In accepting the cleo
ton as junior United States senator
from Texas, Morris Sheppard declared
before the Texas legislature that one
of his chief purposes will be to make
again the senate "the mirror of the peo-
PIES interest" and "to promote the well
fare Of the people as a whole" to resist
power and privilege and to devote his
time to progressive Democracy. Mr..
Sheppard succeeds former Senator j. w.
Baiely.
Mr.. Sheppard decared that never was
such a stand more needed than now, for
'the conditions that tended to bring the
senate into derision have reduced the
republic to a mere shadow of what it
was meant to be-"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Alabama Gets Knapp Bust.

Columbia, S. C.-Alabama was award,
ed the bronze bust of the late DR.. Sea-
man A. Knapp, offered by the fifth ma
tional corn exposition for the best e
hibits of corn products from boys and
girls clubs. The award was made on
the display of twenty boys and five
girls from each of twenty-seven states,
having exhibits at the exposition.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Not a COMPLAINT.

Miss Brown" said the art inspeo
tor. pausing before a students easel
you might with all propriety worship
that drawing Of yours"
The poorest pupil in the class looked
up. surprised and pleased.
I'm 80 glad you like it, sir. But
why-why-"
THE Bible expressly commands N
not to worship the likeness of any
thing In the heavens above or in the
earth beneath, does 1t mott"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07

Now York.-Louis Duryea, a Brooklyn
youth, tied his fathers sword to a chair,
then lunged forward and impaled him
self on the blade. The family though:
he had died Of heart disease until ex-
animation disclosed a deep wound in his
abdomen.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Will Stop Specializing.

st. Paul, Minn.-A bill which makes
'oid all contracts for margin or option
trading unless they are made in writing
and unless the seller has in his posses.
sion at a place so designated in the con-
tract sale, the grain or stock which 10
the subject of contract, was introduced
in the Minnesota Legislature.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
OPPOSED TO STERILIZATION
Gov. Fletcher of Vermont Vetoes Grim
inal Bill.

Gov. FIetCher OF m Vet0eS Cflm-
inal Bill.
Montpelier, Vt.-Gov. Fletcher We
toed the legislative bill for the steriliza.
ton of defective criminals.
The veto was based on an opinion by
Attorney General Brown, who declared
the bill to be unfair, unjust, unwarrant-
ed and wholly inexcusable; and a dis.
elimination which ought not to be per-
mitted, and could not be tolerated, un-
der the constitution of Vermont.
The senate passed the measure over
the governors veto, BY . vote Of IS to
10, q majority only being necessary.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
An Earnings to Church.

Atlanta, Ga.-H. c. Duke, known
throughout the Southwest as the Five
Cent Store King" has saved up more
than 100000 from his business, and
hereafter will devote the earnings Of his
81 stores to Christianity.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Maze Him Suspicious To-.

did you ask your girls father for
her hand in marriage?" Il did"
"And he refused you. l can tell BY
the way you look" mo, he didn't
He gave his consent" 'Then WIZ.
the peculiar look you are wearing?"
HE was so darned willing."-Houstos
Post.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
RIOT TO HEAR EVANGELIST
Twenty Thousand Women Storm Tab
ernacle at Columbus, o.

Columbus, Ohio.-Twenty thousand
women battled with each other, battled
with policemen and were beaten and
bruised and crushed in an effort to get
into the tabernacle here, where the Rev.
w. A. Sunday, the baseball evangelist,
10 conducting . revival.
Women fought with umbrellas and
with hatpins, policemen used their clubs.
A number of women tainted and hun
dreds suffered injuries. One lost a purse
containing 5000 in the crush. One Grip
pie was badly hurt.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Bandit Got $4,000.

Chicago.-The bandit who robbed the
stock yards special of the Pennsylvania
railroad obtained $50, 900 in checks and
$4,000 in currency, according to informa.
tion given to the police BY private DE-
tectivoG.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Significant.

Significant.
Albert, what did your sister say
when you told her l was in the parlor
waiting?" inquired the hopeful young
man.
"Nothin'. But she took a ring OF
one finger IN put it on another
Lippincott's.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Martial Law Stands.

Washington.-The supreme court de-
clined to interfere with the martial law
ordered by Gov. Glasscock in the Cabin
Creek coal district of West Virginia,
where trouble arose from a strike
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Solens Cannot Gamble.

Austin, Textile poker investigation
committee of the Texas house of repre-
sentatives sddeo "eraps" to the list of
forbidden games, in which it will seek
to discover whether any legislators have
been involved.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Enough to Scare Anybody.

Enough to Scare Anybody.
II had an awful scare last night"
What h~appened?"
MY husband had been reading
about the war In the Balkans and he
mentioned the names of a lot of those
Turkish towns in his sleep.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
37So,000 Strike Relief.

indianapolis, Ind.-Almost $4,000
WAS spent fer the strike relief work by
the United Mine Woryers of America
during the year ended December /.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07
Cuts Throat in Court,

Cambridge, Mass.-Charles l.. Briggs
cut his throat in court while the Judge
was sentencing him TO four months in
Jail for LARCENY.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured bv
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favorite
family laxative. ADV.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07

Anyway, the leap year girl who pro-
posed to a maY was merely trying to
make a name for herself
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1913-02-07

Beatrice-Kitty's rousseau will fnf
II trunks.
Lillian-The poor girl. Jack hasn't
money enough to pay overweight
charges on more than two.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28
AUTOMOBILES.

TIRE, 2Sx3. 30x3 81: 30x3ls. 81: 32l
81. So; 32xi, 81; 36x4te. $40; all sizes ant
styles; best tire repairing Automobile Tir'
Co. SOB 18th st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28
WATCHES, ETC.
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

,BUUT - ASSORTED HAIR BRaIuS. cut hair,
Hol!owe.l Lair dryer. steriiizer and miscel-
lsneous lot Of articles suitable for high-class
hair par.ofs. 10 reasonable offec refused. Third
Floor, 131Ss> Y. ave. nv. so
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

ARMY AND NAVY metal polish, coo GAL: Purl.
tan SOAP 25lb bucket, only So; cementless
patches, soc box; full line of oils and greases.
Nermilion, 2l07 14th st. PHI n 1924
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

AUTO SAFETY is assured after the repairs and
adjustments have been made by the former
Studebaker experts. ]. +. Crowder Co.,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

12i1 GIRARD ST.-NICELY FURNISHED Ord
story front room, southern exposure. between
car lines: private family OF adults:
able. Phone Col. 2g16.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28
AUTOMOBILES.
FOR SALE, ETC.

A. y. 4. u. \. TIRES, 2sx3. $3.50; soxs. 81:
3oyji.. 32S..i. S5.5c 32xt. :;4xi. S6.5a: Dakin
fsiincr s. - 81 81, J. 10 18TH ST. NV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

AUTO SUPPLIES are best bought where rents
do not have to figure up into increasing cost.
Take the hint and see us-Modern Supply Co.,
alt II ST. ne. Ph. Line. 3S96-M.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

1923 W Sf. N.W.-LARGE SECOND AND
third floor front rooms, southern exposure: large
closets. steam heat: private family. North
5000
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

3O01 18th ST. NV. CORNER col. RID
Large seeond-foor room, with porch; next TO
bath: everything new: of phone. private
Col 292g
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

1923 ist N.E.-oNE LARGE. ONE SMALL
coy front: private family; Will rent sepAr
ate; cheap.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

5l0 MAINE AVE. SW, CORNER Gth-TWO
nicely furnished front housekeeping rooms. ga.
bath. $3.50: two large basement housekeeping
rooms. furnished. $3.50. 2ss
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

PHI A S.E.-BEAUTIFCL. NEWLY PAPEREp
$l.50 up; housekeeping suite reasonable: good
board, $3.50, OPTIONAL: refined. comfortable
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

1Si3 VERNON ST. N.W.-FuRNISHED OR I'm
furnished rooms deep: private baths; over
lnOkinr city
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

ELECTRIC VICTORIA, factory rebuilt for sale
cheap: practically good new: has new tires
new batteries; new tenders: completely re-
painted and overhauled bargain IL bought
quick. Address 1906 New Hampshire ave-, or
phone West as
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-28

GRADY is the tire man you should think OF first
The safety OF ones tires goes far toward as
surfing the enjoyment of the run. 1870 l. st.
PHI. NJ. 221S.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
4. =. ItNN.
WITH lN'BNi,ON ~ nc
~ AltiN 90.
sol Nest Guid Avenue.
SOM pOST,t RiI'rS.
go SSS0S 90

tNuustnu iurI.H
Within th, last ten years gold hu
hcon minced bee g'n chilean p'"-
vince.
Potato water uU uW"Nr mud
stains from nearly oy,r sind OFF ri"'h
garment
10 save limo for transatlantic ttIt-
olors % railroad aoru. ireland is
PROPOSED
\ pound ut drl.d 1pp."s c"uu.us
as much loud vain. s Tour pounds
eff fresh fruit
An international horticultural 'N'
position VIII bo held Iu ST. ict,iH.
hurg in April
Tho library ui puuEf,s. TOO Washing
tom is tho third largest collection of
books I'm the world
Tho World's greatest Nurshlp. q
2t,"NN-tnn craft roo utIf WAS lHuu'h-
ed n England loI lfufI
\ mike that CON fu. .hrd 20 else
tines 81 pitchlork hIs been patcni'
gu hN MluurFutt 'u..ni 'f.
Tho spanish government VIII spend
$1,000 goo ON 20 sn.mIiIr hWldlng a'
tho Central uuit'rH u Nudrid.
To supply Subscribers win no m9i
/ Ncw YORK tricphou. iir'ctnr Ir
cdltion Of l3N5.Ou0 rppirF wHH seq
Qulrcd.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
Personal Property Loans.
M0NTS 70 Loan.

MONEY TO LOAN.
on furniture, pianos oraana horses
wagons and other ehattefsi also on
salaries ana warehouse receipts; a.
low as $1,000 ana AZ high AZ $4,000.
Loans are quickly maze and strictly
private Timo--one month 20 one
year given. Oooas 90 remain IN your
possession. our rates are reasonable.
Gail and see us before borrowing
Steamship ucketa 90 and from all
parts OF tbs wOrid.
PRIVATE uFF1CES--opeu Evcningn
THE HOUSEHOLD LOAN CO.,
Rooms and ., Grant finiIdinG
SOS 4 West Central Avenue.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
The Markets
WALL STREET.

~ heasea Wire Z" hvsniTs "ess'd
So A"th. Pen. ~. WIN hufiii' ~
BOO the ihHi h"ur only "ut-thitd 'l
DO" Volume "t yesterday, speculation
100 NH'| street was oi moro nofnhl
.nIfH'l'r today ana th'r' was none
"l 90" I.''fINhn"@s ni yesterday
Fluctuations. boz most eases. W"r'
WtN with the main trend downward.
. h' "U.r outlook for adjustment OF
'h. ii.W'n.- dispute with the east"
"tu railroads I"sscnrd prossnr
ENIu-i no railroad list. l'urih'r
nN'. cot i"t'igu copper mHth'lt
contributed o." the depression oi 90
l''1I copper -h'r's Although co."
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
FOR SALE.

ono lot Central avenue. between
Fourth aud Firm strccts.
Two lots. Central avenue, between
Fourth ana Firh streets.
Threr lo.s, Central ev,nuo. between
Fourth nud Fuh streets.
Two lo'r. eorp,r sixth ou1 central
avenue.
Two residence lots West TUsros
5-room fnmo modern. No 1875
West Tiiorna
s-room rcDbIr daHa. modern. orpo-
git- lMriur castle.
C-room brick. Norlh Twelfth street.
ono ana ouD.n1i blork from ar line.
p. F. MCCanna
Ground floor. State Natl Bank Bldg.
pronc ats.
My Representative VIII call
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

Chicago. I,u o. Predictions that
world NIwu ut- This v,,k would u,
.u.I.T U,'uyI l.sy lirwur-s to-day
Boo ..h..f Liverpool reported uu ace
.... continental demand with tUo.I
5000. ,,'Iug drought Offerings hero,
however, . .r. ..rt free. In, up.U-
N.Eu.r May started 900 '@i4 ID.
t. 4 Dup 600 92'.D Was followed
.. . I... Goo '- go uH- ..,.
Nae, CORN opened Jt .-r tu a- '..,
.-t uI-uf- H.r io lu higher au'
.f.ud.I 900 t-'st.
HHN uut- was started shad. u..
fu .H Ilkv amount uu 100 al'tr io 30 e,
...HEou a 90 at'.y.
u.pr, .-uuu LOB lho hog murk,t W..
reelected loo tho provision pit FIRST
.I|,. ranged from l-fgc lower o." .
.n.d. advance with Alay at Sl9 60
a., EIl.rtfe iur pork, Slu.iu g."
sIuIg.. fur lurd. and 5000 Tor ribs.
CLOSING pr'."s were steady VITA
NtN r.r u.t higher 90 9ear.
Ih, corn CLOSE vaa Iirm. q, H
u.' higher .ur NuN go 30 % H o.. Esq.,.
tIu.,.
Wn,lt May gea-t.. July. ell.i
HfI a-s.. sept. '"r
corn NHf. - D. 70 % a-,r. July,
." ..s.. Sept. % a-s % tsr.
n1fs Mas, al'er. July, 3t'gnt
#,HI. q 4 t-NlI I'.,.
purh Mur t1eG"l4. july
.IH.rt.. S,ur. EIUGs.
I;,- MAY Slua2's. July $40
.... ~.ul NIn.'a.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

ITT"rU- IIU TT IUIIIT| II'V'INTHl
600. Market steady. Reeves,
.U.rtai1Ia. T,Nus etHrrs, 8a.0Ufi
goo. Western sttcr-, Sh.5hH ,ti;
.lupkrra and feeders si.7"m 1906
cows aud hrilyr~ s3.l00 ,.'e, rulN'''
.t.anlug5.
Hog. Receipts, 26,0UN. Ndrho.,
.I,s. iIGht. NNbUM $50. miNod,
k.rsm $40. heavy. S1.SamN.35;
rough. s.NaHS.U1: pigs. sG.5Ofi TO;
buIs ul sales. kNl5HN.25.
Sheep Eoccipts, i0,oon. Market
.Iu.,. Nutlyc St90m G"u. western,
fs.tOnG5O. Nourliugs $3.50 10 500;
nmbs. native sfo01a.eo. western,
90 uuuH.I'.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

KANSAS civ, Feb. 90. CATTLE l,r
,..ps. 800 Including geo south,tn.
Market strong native steers, Z z %
rN15. aoulheu steers, }Goon 200,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
MORTUARY.
IInnrrnI nr rcrlnIn Nrl.n,

unrtal 81 I'crirrio Nri~h1ri,
Funeral services were hold tnIt
muruiuF ut - O'Clock m tho rEufch nt
thr sacred ilcpft fnr prrfrrtn SIR.
Arri Whosp death occurred rirls
Yesterday morning nt l.us HanchuF
dr Albuquerque Mr Yrisnrr WAS
bonn md rrur,d and lived practically
all his lis iu Los NHnchus. iile fu-
nrru TODAY UHH attended uf many
rrs were NlnhulHH Armilo. porfcctn
Armiio. Jos. Dustllio. isidro stndWNal,
Juuu H1rrh and Aiolundra rtron.
Burial was in HtuH iiurhufa como
teA.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

southern COWS ami hCifrrs st.00m
Il. au. native COWS and hpii"r-. Ai.''
10 500. -lockrr- and feeders SG.Uu'i
..,s. mtis. S5.s5Ht.5U; calyoe. $500
20 1909. western Rippr-. kt.5Gfi $3.50,
western COWS. $500 Ib.s1
Hogs Receipts. i.0oo. Market, b"
lower Bulb. s9.96mNl0. heaN
Ns.NuH 1.N5. packers and BUTCH,
f1.F5m SIS. light SN.noTN.1.. pig.
Sb.s5HT..a.
sheep Ii,cyipt-. 5000 Market
steady, u,tNr Muttuu-. Sl.5uf go.
Colorado lambs SNoOV s.3I. Eunsy
v,th,r- ana N.nrl.nE-. Ea.-Iu 100.
range .u .-. kt 5utt a.t..
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

Sew york r,b. copper steady
af the d,rlIu. Spot and Fob. SIS e.
hId.
Tin STEADY. spot and F.b.. StA.6.
1876.
load quiet SI25H
Spoltcr puu. SG.a1Hb.tS.
'ruu Eu-f, unchanged
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
FOUND
HOUSES FOR RENT

FOE RHNr a 4-room hoas0 furn-
ishoG for housekeeping. good yard;
1885 y, SIN street call at fe3 ",
Marquette
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
WANTED

WANTED clean cotton RAGS 80 tho
Herald.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

TON REST Furnished hotel nt iilt
icu g. a. For particulars writ
or Inquire o. = Evening Herald
FOR REST FurniRhed rooms Cor
liem mousse koeplnE. ulsc sleeping
rooms al modem, Goa south nroad-
Wnv
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
BUSINESS ORATOR,
EDWARD +. TREFZ
To Deliver Address on Team
Work at Ghautaugua.
GIVES PRACTICAL TALKS.

One Of Americas Leading Advertising
ESpsrts-A Recognised Authority on
Commercial Developmsnt--A Care.
ful Student Of the Times and a
Booster For Business People.
The keen appreciation shown last
season OF the work done In the inter
ssts OF the community by Hon. Nelson
:. Darling prompted a desire % on,
dnue and extend that feature Tor 1918,
We at once opened negotiations with
Edward Il. Trefz OF Chicago aud unal,
" secured his consent 10 take the
Chsutauqua platform this season in
behnlf OF business.
Edward +. Trefz Is peculiarly fitted
Tor the task. lie Il not only n man OF
strong natural endowments, but has
had extraordinary opportunities rs
well. lie is now advertising counsel.
or OF the United States Painted Dis
play Advertising Association and Is
recognized by commercial organ.2a.
tons throughout the country as one OF
the foremost opponents OF the bust.
ness idea. His services are eagerly
sought on all hands for addresses aud
council.
Trefz Is an advanced thinker. He
does not represent business as a grind,
but transforms 1t into an enthusiastic
pursuit. Inspiration, good humor, con-.
mon sense and hard facts permeate
his address. He has n noble counte-
nance, aud there Is fellowship in his
smile.
Edward r. Trefz has a speech worth
while. Every man and boy In the
country ought 10 hear him for the
boost ii win give them. Better hnsi-
ness methods and closer corporation
are bound to result. Trefz Is the spe.
cialist who knows the remedy for bad
blood In business, and the dose Is n
pheasant M 20 take.
The social and moral interests have
been well served already. Ii Is a fine
thing TO bring 10 Chautauqua n man
who has a real message TO men who
are developing the country districts
and building Downs. Trefs will be
heard with enthusiasm.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

.
grind opera singers. Just twice ms
many as last year. This viii enable
Il 90 present scenes from the opera
Lovely Galntea.r and the musical eff
fects produced by this chorus. accom-.
panied by the entire band. Will be mu'
sically marvellous.
The old ~favoritcs will be retained.
aud the new members include such
vocal artists rs Nine. Bertossl. former
ly with the Lumbardo Opera Company.
Geoccene OF the Boston Opera Com.
pnny and other stars OF similar mag
nltude. Nine B~ertossl's soprano will
10 a revelation In the possibilities Of
the human voice,
The people certainly have n treat In
store for them. when Thaviu's band
comes 20 Chnutnuqua. The very best
In music will be rendered as only this
grade band can render u. Thnviu has
thousands OF friends among the Chau.
tauqua people and viii add many more
on his tour this summer.
One whole day Of sublime music. the
best things that the old masters have
produced and that are supposed 10 be
confined 10 the favored few who can
visit the big cities. Is being brought TO
the very doors OF the people. They
should take advantage of the opportu'
nifty by the thousands. and that is just
what they win do.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
TWO NEIehsoRs

Two neighbors kept hens and
qparreled because they scratched each
Oilers potato rows up. One sold his
hens unknown to the other, who made
4 large run and fastened his hens up.
laying:
Nov, the first hen I see in my
garden I shall shoot"
Next day he saw a hen scratching
as usual, SO he got the gun and shot
II, then threw II over his neighbor's
rails, saying, ''Take your hen!" The
hen vas picked up, taken in. and
cooked.
The following days the same thing
happened. stiil the neighbor took
them up and said nothing. till the
seventh came over and hit him on the
head. Then he picked II up and threw
It back at his neighbor. saying: Eat
your old hens. We are tired Of eating
them. and prefer a little pheasant. I
sold my hens over n month sincei"-
Ttt-Bits.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
prTrrs,w VALLEY

Mesdames Henry and Joe lIenkc
TO Kansas city Saturday Tor
several weeks visit with relatives.
Got interested in the c~hautaueus
to be held at Marshall soon. Don't
iail to hear Thayiu's great baud. 1t
is going to bring twelve great grand
opera singers.
Miss vivian Mitchner is visiting
friends at Houstonia this week.
Miss Annie Stockmann attended
The teachers examination at MARSHALL
Friday and Saturday.
Mrs. Joe Meschede and children
lett sunday for several weeks visit
With relatives at Norway. Kansas.
Sidney Eers OF Marshall waB cal
ing on the fair sex in our neighbor-
hood Sunday morning.
Mat Mitchner and family enter
tanned the following at dinner sun.
lay: Mr.. and Mrs. Mitohner OF
Malta Bend. Charlie Mltchner aud
rife and Frank stockmann. Jr., and
amily.
+. NJ. McRoberts and family were
ouniy seat visitors Friday.
Mr.. and MIRA. A. v. Deckard left
sunday 90 Kentucky to visit their
laughter. Mrs. Dr. scheley.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
Made the sale.

let me see some OF your black kid
gloves" said a lady To u shop assist
ant.
"These are not the latest style. are
thcy?" she asked when the gloves
were produced.
Yes, madam" replied the %shopman,
eve have had them Ia stock only two
days"
II didn't think they were because
the fashion paper says black kids have
tan stitches and vice versa. J see tho
tan stitches. but not the vice versa.
The shopman explained that vice
versa was French for eve buttons.
80 she bought three pairs.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
Helping the Horses.

A man riding on the front platform
OF a downtown horse car in a city
where horse cars still run noticed
standing beside him a tired looking
Irishman who held u heavy bundle on
his shoulder.
why don't you set that bundle
down on the PLATFORM" asked the gen.
tleman.
Sure" said the Celt. these poor
horses have all they can do TO drag
the car and the pay.ple. oi1l carry the
bundle"
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
Not In Vain.

Henry lever knew stairs could be so
frolicsome and alpine until that mid.
night. lie had reached the turning
point OF his perilous journey when his
wife appeared, armed with the well.
known candle and poker.
You're drunk, Henry" she cried,
vlndictively. You're drunk!'
well. II l amt" responded Henry
demurely. i've spent s3.G5 for nothing
at all"
And he wept.-Judge.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Giles met an acquaintance on tho
street the other day. although he
artfully tried to avoid him.
Hello. Giles. deah boyl" exclaimed
the other. 80 glad 70 see YOU. I'm
going to London next week: can ]
do anything for you?"
mo. golng's enough. thanks" 70.
piled Giles. moving on.-Lippincott's
Magazine.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
q

folklore r~ccitals nre gems OF their kind
and intensely interesting.
He u also n master of magic. both
Indian aud that OF the white man lie
suys the Indian has NO tricks, but this
gets TO DO n Joke before lie has gone
far with his program.
Painted and feathercd. he on
the platform Ia the full regain 81 the
Indian medicine man and furnishes u
unique aud striking program Of real
merit. He ought 60 have n great audi.
encc. There will be no moro interest.
Ing feature nc Chautauqua. Shlngo.
paw Is n wonderful Indian and o. a
striking object lesson ON the work Of
the government Indian schools.