Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-05-15
EVENTS IF INTEREST FROM
 TIE NATIONAL CAPITAL
(By J. E. JoNEs)


 Washington: By the way. I hope the distinguished gentleman from Kansas will tell a candid and waiting world just how many members follow him now, when he is marching in any direc- tion except toward the pie
 Mir Rulings Progressive from Pennsylvania: T just wish to inquire rof the gentleman what the gentleman had for breakfast this morning."
 Mir Mann Republican leader): "It looks to me as if the gentleman had eaten Progressive"
 MT. Moore, Republican from Penn sylvania): If you want wool, the wool is fair; if you want hair the wool is hair; if you want meat, the meat is there! That's Gamers goat +of Texas. So, while you kick the wool of sheep, and beef and mutton make SO cheap, protective tariff now will keep the Garner goat of Texas"
 MT. Lenroot (Rerublican from Wis consin): Does not the gentleman know that that merely takes care of
 he loss in wool?" '
 MT. Underwood: "Of course do. if the gentleman had been listening for the last fifteen minutes he would laYe heard me say that it takes care Of the lOSS in WooI ''
 MT. Barnhart Democrat from h. diana): "The was a man named Joseph Cable, who bought goat just ,or his stable; one day the goat, too prone to dine, ate a red shirt, right off the line Then Cable to the goat did say: Your time has come; you lie this day He took him to the failroad track, and there he bound him 1n his back; the train then came, and he whistle blew; and the goat we'll knew his time was due. But with mighty shriek of pain. coughed up the hirt and Jagged the train"
 Mir Falconer Progressive from "You Japanese, Chi lcse, Hindu lovers. Any man who aas an ounce of brains in his cranium
 nows that he is putting the labor ,a- crest and the shingle industry in this country to The bad, and so far to the )ad that men engaged in it. will be ooking for other employment inside of the next two years
 MT. Thomas Democrat from Ken uckyl: q do not like to give advice Q Republicans, but you know about his season of the year the dogwood blossoms are in bloom, and that is when We shear sheep; and would advise the gentleman from Illinois Mir. ManD, to get shaved. The other day I heard the hairless wonder from Michigan (Mr. Fordney) ell about the bank accounts of the working people of this country. You % to the hearings of this town in Lawrence, who were town here last spring, and you saw hem, and they testified before that that they did not have meat o eat over once week" seeks Legislation Against the Air Gun
 Approving the safe and sane" leg station that has done so much to pre- erve life and limb, and to put a need q check on the indiscriminate use if fireworks. pistols and guns, Mir William G. Sickel, a prominent steam hip man. is insisting that the move nent shall go farther and include the he air gun. While his son was play ng Injun' he lost his eye as the re- ut of the careless handling of one f these guns by a playmate This ct MT. Sickel at work looking up covering accidents happen lg to children from air guns, and the esults, were so starting that he set he ball rolling in his home in New ersey, and the sale of air guns was rohibited by law. He asserts that his is only the beginning of move lent that will become general. as the Nor it is brought home tc le lawmakers of the country.
 Dr. Harvey Wiley, who is over sixty ears young, married to a charming oman, and the father of a son of a ear, declares that a man is at his est at sixty. Dr. Wiley asserts that we do not reach the maximum of er- ciency until at the age of sixty, when to some authorities and the verage legth of life in this country. e should have been dead sixteen ears.'