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The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1913-02-07
THE PANAMA CANAL IN 101;

June Complete excavation.
July Turn water into Culebra
cut.
July to September-Fill Gatum
and Minaflores lakes.
October First ship to pass
through.
In 1915.
January Formal dedication for
San Francisco and San Diego expos
ition2.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1913-02-07
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
LNIII IL w SIA NnRAn AMI ca

Bankers at Blackfoot. in the State Of
Idaho at the close If business Fehiu-
airy 4th, 1918.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

% llt tpppition. oul d due 20 iho
tnersy ana skln 81 ne eanal bplldefs
j. cpsnpltllhE their work ID advepee
~ she exreeied llne' The apecsacu-
lef feetute o. opening tis exposition
~ the advent o. the arst ships %
pass through the canal ~ shah miss
fins lhey would not HAYS allowed q
sreai ntes 81 costly war shIps 10 make
me nrsl nasnee in any eveht
IN fact 4 b mld that considerable
aime wsll bs required af4er me open
lnN % tho eanal q train ~ ePeFeting
geree 60 handle the pohdcroue ma
chlnesy with che hiahest assurance
of safety No unnecessary risks Viii
b. taken and Il may be that Tor "a
short time any ships viii BE- passed
fFse 81 ton whose owncfs VIII take
the rlsk IN 1919 ghe canal ain b. In
fun upefatlon and commerce VIII be-
ia process 81 adjustment 20 the new
route.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
How ! STATE Fam ADvEwnsEs.

The kind ~ advertising that Arr
sona. with her $4,000 annual sppro-
prlation for her state fair. secures
thcre0y d graphically shown by the
following from the current number
or The Horse Review"
The Arizona state legislature I'D
joUrned May H. May Is q passed
the general appropriation bill. which
Included an annual appropriation for
the Arizona state fair 81 $4,000 per
gnnum. This Is more liberal APP
preparation than We have ever had
before. and with the other resources
a the command Of the fair commits
sion. Arizona will have the biggest
and best fnlr IN its history The fair
grounds and all the improvements
thereon are owned by the state aud
the fair is maintained by the state.
The fair is managed by commits
sion Of three appointed b. the gov
ornor The present commissioners
are Hon. Hugh r. Campbell. presi.
dent OF the board. Hon. !, j. Koegan,
Vice president. and Hon. J. a. Hen
draon, secretary treasurer. T.. y.
Wood il the secretary 20 the fair
commission. and The active manager
OF the fair
The Arizona state fair boasts Of
having the fastest mile track in
Amesica. and every efors IL made 20
keep u IN perfect condition. Inside
~ the mile. track n half-mlie track
ON which the runninEs races are held,
and the special attractions pulled on
during the intervals between heats of
the trottins and pacing races on the
mile track
THE Arizona state fair h mem-
her of tSs Great Western Circuit and
IL the laHt meeting In the circuit
coming Immediately after Dallas
There Is no place on earth that equals
Atisvha "a winter horses with lbs
perfect climate and sunshine oyeri
day. horses can always be exercised
The hotels IN the salt River valley
do nor charge their regular guests
ON days upon which the sun does not
shine. Twenty-Five thousand dollars
VIII be- given ia purses for irotting
and pacing. several $1,000 stakes
VIII be offered and nothing less than
81. 00o.'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03


Trinidad dedknted monument
20 XII Carson On Memorial dns p
me equestrian statue. the nark ar
ApEastus Lukemsn snd Frederick g..
r. Roth. weil-knoan American scalp-
tors. The Denver Republican says
q Is sitting that Trinidad being a
eenia Fe trait town should honor
Carson. marh u whose lifo In early
days WAS spent In southeastern Colo
nado. II Re onis unfortunate That the
bioeraphers have even less 50 work
upon than the seulptors and artists
IN s;afsons ease There are several
arshensie portraits Of the Carson Of
eariy days. bnf. though probably more
was written about XII carson than
about any other man Of his period.
nlif6aah these writer's who
came Ia eontsci with the man seem
a. 'hs,F been of the highly imasina-
tive order more intent GA seeing
sheir own 'nne writing IA print
than slflae an authentic picture of
their eeDjrei. 70 separate the wheat
from ne char in ihe numerous BIZ
oer6phias o. cnrson n an endless
tsek. Ne man IN American hisiop
oiltfcd more opportunities 70 the con-
sleuiloih bioErapher and none has
suaered more ffom unworthy hand.
Tins ~ material The frenzy of Ned
Banillue and other sensational writ.
erx AZ fhe dsy seems 90 have seized
MOST " those aho went q kit Car
bon for material ana instead % BIZ
onranhy one Ecis lhe most fantastlr
dfisel espeeded onls py the airoriouh
Hiosfaphy ~ that famous ,fapper.
s'glnr fierkvourih iakr Carson.
Bechnourih had gren story Any
,nsanaper man 81 today could have
taken ihe nft history ~ me 'rappeF
"A Il game from The mans o~n ips
ANA made uonderful wofk " ~ boa
|ha noaNeu into whose haoda fats
nsairis lohpaen aaa delivered vas
az eicllm N pnapiH for "nne writ
Ina.s ana History has suffered ~ con-
n1nea
Nel sstp Rfsmpni a. bic reports
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
rnoGItEss or rHE CANAL.

The steam shovcis has. touched
bottom Ia tho Cmlebra cut of the Pan.
anna canal aud ~ soon as the opening
csn bc broadencd 80 ts fuli width
and ,he locke mHde ready the water
can be turned in That h expected 10
b. accomplished by early autumn OF
the present year. although slides are
expected 20 continue for some time.
No slide has yes secured which
would have Interrupted naNisaiion
HAY the canal besn open. it IL Elk
pected that shipr win b. passed
throush durins isis. and mat inc
cansi viii be opened 10 traffic earls
In 1914
- the canal Will BE- ready before
Inc exposition which h belns created
% calebgaie Il. which u act she fault
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03


0't cstath ints'ee. 4 sbqear lnal
Iht aplel cafnan played second addlo
~ ffemonfa ,||nnsIbh. % IA Ieu.
haa.o whom Ffhmsnt cal|s ems
latVfi,s man The men aho were
.ocIa,es with cafsen durina the
lsaa Seam IL hle sce'dencs ~ Ta9s
where ~ - buried. ~esc nol 81 ne
writing hsnd 80 deub, shero wns
enough y kceo score 81 ufltlnu
msn huax n those dsys between
iIAnplns seasons. when Carson and b
score ~ rtnHh -hnd-rsnd monniain
men liks Tom Toala gathered a. That
meeting place q sne lgalimaketa ana
isle psst ahelf expefltncps Here
were the gorelopers pnfhoreak.
err n clkiilnation.- men who lived ~
lbe Nilan without even sails Ia snelf
park. and who shouiaerod their vuy,
Is many cases alone. among the
giaafs thar uere tho hnunts 90 say
axe enemiee 4 leader among these
mfn nns Carson not leader IL the
ssof, -teillaa bsi recoenlHed leader
n deeds There was m story that
he eoula nol match. out Of hln expef-
isacss - hunter II RENTS fort, a.
q runriiea 81 uagcn trains On the
SAINTS Fe trnll a. frse trapper IN
she Wlids o. a. paihbfeaklng ad.
ventures who had literally wormed
his way through hostile indian coun
~ into iar.on California and ths
northwest. ~ acroas the burning des-
erls of northern Mexico.
Il II about this Carson o. cariies
dass that romance clusters thlcsesl
when tame and the shoalder-s,raps
came 50 hlm. he bore his honors
earils tut he talked even less than
before and when he ala talk there
was none az hand to write. BUT the
fame q the man grows greater year
81 year. ~ civilization raises a con-
vtantly thlckening dust % travel on
the trails carson broke or guarded
one can journey by automobile nlonn
= made-over santa re trail now.
nnd Scents fort where Carson hunted
buffalo Tor years and kept the post
supplied with fresh meat. Is nothing
but monument and memory. But
men still talk 81 Carson wherever
he and his men Of Taos made the
paths that turned into highways and
somstisaes into hiehways OF steel.
The more monuments to such men,
the better !, speaks for the west and
the heartier denial IL gives 20 the
ancicni sheer that gratitude is merely
= lively sense ~ favors 10 come.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
FRANTIC FABLES
BY Henry Horsecollar
~ . . . . . : . > , ;

4" y - F"
when was born my father WAS
president OF Mexico. he WAS prcsi-
dent for twenty-five minutes
The new president made him chief
eNerutioncr. aud one uight my father
| concealed his axe and chopping block
under his doublot and entered the
rslace disguised as an Armenian head
merchant Ia two hours he had
chopped on the heads of al the In
mates and restored himself 10 power.
He had been president FOR twenty
four hours. one day he ante home
Tor lunch. and on returning Co ~"
royal palace WAS surprised tu notice
that the palace WAS missing.
The rebels had pinched H.
Ny father was so cnrnEcd that ne
ordered uut the standing army aud
commanded them tu cut on the heads
OF everybody Who had their hair
parted in the middle.
The standing army numbered
fwcnty four men. This day there
were rPy twenty-five The other Two
were 81 matinee.
The standing army got as lar az
the FIRST cafe. where they went in for
chilli con carne and mug of book
When ID came time 10 pay ne one had
ana money. ana the bartender had
them all arrested
Wnilp they were IN JAIL the N'dh
barber in the Hot Tamaie hotel start
ed u revolution. he collected an army
Of twelve men. hut the thing petcred
out because they refused 90 hght d
battle unless they could take out an
hour for luncheon.
In the meantime my father was
looking around for the palace, when
he stubbed his toe on something, fen
and hurt Iis knee,
This enragcd him so that he or
dcrcd the heads ~ every body cW OF
who parted their hair on the side.
81 dinner the fish balls weren't
done enough This enragcd my fath.
cr 80 that he ordered the heads oi
everyone cut of who wore side Whls-
kgrs
After dinner his knee grew worse,
This enTagcd him 50 that he or
dercd another bunch of heads
chopped on.
After while father had ordered
IN 50 many heads that there were
none left a. chop. This cnragod him
SO that he eat M mothers and little
Bill'R
Father IN saving my head Tor his
next ~ of temper
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

standard and u D. 4 well known fact
that American cotton growers arc los.
Ink largo sunni Of money az result
~ their failure 20 properly bale and
Hradc their cotton u IA even claimed
that IN the United States one-hnlf Of
the real vaine OF the cotton crop rs
lost "a the farmers through poor SELL
lsiR methods. and lack Of financial IA
cllltles IN fsRypt the government
has established The Bank Of Egypt
which has done much % assist tho
cotton growers OF that country n the
important task ~ financing their
crop The subcommittee viii secure
complete report on shc workings Of
this institution The Egyptian meth.
eds ~ baling grading aud marketing
their crop VIII be closely studied This
sub-commlesion win ronnin 81 Enypt
until the middle OF June. according 90
present plans They lcrt Rome armed
with letters Of introduction from the
Rank % Rome and other European
financial institutions
Second subcommittee left for
the south 81 italy and Sicily TO
study fruit raising and marketing
methods ~ that section
Three sub committees have gone 20
the north 81 Italy ana Hs Florence
viii separate 10 study the three sub
iects ~ rural credit hanks. land cred
Il or mortgage INSTITUTIONS. and co-
operative societies for producing and
marketing farm products. principally
the co-opcraiive dairics 81 the north
nf Italy which have made great
strides IN recent ycafr
This division into nh-committees
with itineraries Arranged In the rural
districts " the real beginning 81 the
Investigation ~ the commission. since
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
STUDYING CoITON IN EGYPT
'..AsSASAs4A3A :

Rome italy. June 2 The Ameri-
can commission on agricultural co-
operation which has heon In this city
investigating Systems OF Agricultural
credit and cooperative production ana
marketing. lott here today In five
groups to study conditions With re-
gard fo special crops
one 81 these groups headed ny
col. j. Shelby Williams and Clarence
ousley. of ~ Worth, Texas, has gone
10 Egypt 10 study methods Of finRno-
ing and marketing the Egyptian cot
ton crop The Egyptian bale OF cot
ton has becn accepted a. the worlo's
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

mAlLnoAD nuLLrrINs.


WashinRlon,--fln Railroad viii not be-
allowed 10 use Panama canal.
Chicago measuring over IS
inches ~ length will In future bo
charged excess baggage.
ChlcaRo--s stockholders Of Chicago
and Eastern Illinois railroad OF FRS
go held their meeting June Ia elect
directors.
So. Louls-Charles r. Banks. super
intendeni Of efficiency bureau OF
Northern Pacific. snys 80 per cent
OF injuries to railroad men are pro-
vcntnhlc by themselves.
New York New York Central raii-
road has ordered i79 new locoma-
tiNer. ite Of order to bee filled by
American Locomotive company.
Pittsburgh Railroad men say that
there IL enough coal In nowly opened
Pcunsyivania fields to keep 10000
men employed for next ten years.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
Tomatoes
as~es
BY Jean Hubbs


EssnilOlrd Tomng0s~.
Peel and slice tomatoes Place
Tomatoes and bread crumbs IN alter
rate layers IN n baking dish. Hprlnk-
llnR saft, paprlka and rhopncd onion
on che Tomatoes. and dots Of butter
on the crumbs. Have laser OF
crumbs covered generously with but
ter on top.
Or season With cheese instead Of
onion
or. add chopped 0nlon and minced
bacon which have been fried togetn-
err N butter. and pour over the
whole eupfui OF highly seas0ned
beef stock.
htsailopcd Tomatoes and Mnsaroni.
nTeak mHcar0ni into short pieces
and cook until tender. Put into u
baking dish alternate layers 81 mae
afoni and sliced tomatoes seasoning
generously with salt and paprika.
and putting bread crumbs and
chopped onion between the layers
Have layer 81 crumbs dotted with
butter on top. Bake half an hour.
Highly seasoned beef stock may be
added II desired
ItssaiioIr'd ToBatocs and rotatur-.
Season pint OF peeled and
chopped tomatoes with suit. pepper
and onion juice. Peel and chop half
the quantity " boiled new potatoes
Put into baking pan In alternate
layers sprinkllng cracker crumbs
and grated cheese over the tomatoes
Cover with crumbs. dot with butter
and bake for half an hour
Fried Tomatoes and Peppers.
seed and shred six green peppers.
and slice three tomatoes Fry IN
Olive oil until tender with a chopped
onion and serve on toast
Itnosted Tomatoes.
Cook unpecied tomatoes in q pan
with a. roast. Oasting frequently. and
seasoning with salt and pepper.
Stcwesl Tomatoes.
Peel and slice fresh tomatoes. cook
Tor twenty minutes. and drain OF the
nquld. season with salt. paprika and
grated onion. and thickcn with Hour
cooked In butter.
Stewcd Tomatoes With Ches,-c.
stew fresh tomatoes In stock. sea-
son highly, add a cupful Of grtt"d
American cheese and three eggs we'll
beaten.
NtuUtu ANNhHN'Ns
Make stuffing OF
! cupful of minced ham
( Cupful OF chopped mushrooms.
y cupful OF bread crumbs
Tomato pulp and juice.
salt
TObHSco.
Minced parsley
Melted butter
stun dozen tomatoes. aud bake
I Tor twenty minutes. hasting With
melted butter
stuffed TomntOcs--2.
Make stuthng Of.
cupful 90 rice
egg. well beaten.
y cupful 81 bread crumbs.
Pulp ~ six tomatoes.
onion. chopped fine.
Minced parsley.
salt and tohasco
stun the tomatoes. pot In - baking
dish. Bake tor about twenty min
utcs. basting with stock.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
Don'i ~ a Corp-c.

The man who has enemies amounts
Go something he b. live man. 10
ir nahtor. People don't like "a
corpse. corpse floats down without
hindfancc, Gud bicsF our enemies.
We love them. They make lie worth
living --Socorro Cnieftain,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
THE STATE PRESS.


The friends of this paper viii please
hand as in news items when they are
fresh. We prefer not TO publish A
Dirih after the uhlla Is weaned. mar
riage after the honeymoon is over.
co. the death of man after ais widow
iB married again. MontoSa Republi
can.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

the sessions Of the commission IN eats
city have necessarily boon more IN
the nature Of consultations. with lta
departure from Rome tho commission
puts behind Il most Of the formal on
pertaining which formed a part Of ~
proaram during lts VISIT 10 the eternal
city.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
The $50 Pup and the
Child
lsncnrro chleltaInl

trnrulFo inltlAblN.1
IN almost any Instance n man
had a nny dollar pup he would LOOK
after h carefully aud not let Il have
the run OF The town day ana mght
Hut " he has children u is different
They are turned lOose AZ tender age
10 60 where they viii aud Do what
the please. And taen people wonder
where the great army OF 'ramps. dead
beats. gamblers. aud dlsreputable we
men come from. They are terminated
irom the seed gathered In countless
homgs and sown broadcast upon the
streets of our elites ana towns There
are thousands OF children Who are
heading ln that direction VINO, as Ear
49, care Is concerned are not given
equal showing With a valuable pup
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
We'll Hope Ior lie IIe-l.

IL n right Tor the ladies 10 chea
toN,,ro9 Perhaps the question II aot
n,Ootsd one at present hut VINO
ran pr0phesi what deeade MAJ
bring forth ~ Ration Range
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

Itching piles provoke profanity but
profanity Won't remove them. Doan's
poinE OF protrudlng piles Soc a.
~ drug store.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

ball fans DO not exercise has me-, bad
the misfortune 10 sii beside r0oter
giving Vent "a HE Utmost thoughts.
Springer Stockman.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

Wisconsin has law designed 10
prohlblt gossip. Where does CONVEX
sation end and gossip bcsin. aud what
y 20 prevent people merely whisper
lnaa
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

n MI Bryan viii continue Go feed
Japan on grape juice he may after
while succeed in having he Jap eat
out of his hand CLOVIS NeWs
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

Let's make treaty With Japan by
whioh the United States agrees 10 lot
the Japanese have Japan. Roswell
News
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03

~ Is NIP and tuck ia Sew York be
tween the ganEsters and the police.
t they'd Wipe each other uut maybe
the city would be- better on III, sum
nrr HevleN
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
State News.



nldslcr~ for siinr I'Fupert,---l, il cx-
pectod there viii be several bidders at
the sale Of tho Statehood Mines prop
erty tomorrow ~ Hillsboro. 4 gym
dictate % northern copper men Is said
10 be after the proposition.
Too Much Nules--A J. Archer. living
about eight miles south OF Las Cruz
ces. vas injured By his wagon running
oVer MS left leg while working with a
fractions mule team. Assistance was
a. once procured anu DE IL resting cas-
~ after two days Of intense pain.
Both bones OF his limb were broken
and protruded from the flesh.
Considerable Eag-A white Plym-
euth Rock hen belonging TO Mrs. w.
A. Shepard of Hillsbor0, some weeks
ago laid an esq which weighed ~
ounces and measured Inches from
end 10 end. She set Il for Matching
but unfortunately the egg was not
fertile. SO that Il Is Impossible to say
whether Il would have brought forth
u giant chick OF chlc& twins.
watch the Waste Papcr---A piece %
waste paper blowing under a horses
head hitched 10 the Roswell Meat
Market cart caused four runaways In
about that number Of minutes. A
Miss Evans just missed getting run
over. as did mother with little
babe In buggy.
f'ad BARRIERS Heat It--A number ~
creditors AZ Vaughn are IN a iathef
over the halr-raisinG faci that two
BARRIERS named Elmer Gilbert and
clifford Roberts by a close shave
skipped town. leaving a uuntecr oi
petty little unpaid bills. The bloom
ing boomer BARRIERS beat IL betimes
~ freight
san Juan County Falr--A bunch a.
san Juan county boosters met az IA
tee the other day and organized "A
county fair association. instigated by
the new law which enables counties TO
su0sidize such fairs.
NIcsllia valley CantaiOupcs--Thr
Mosilla Valley Fruit Growers asso-
Nlaion expects To- MAKE hk hliihk
astr the valley canlaloupos this year
ana will incorporate In fcw days.
allied by Tr,ln-Braulio Aguayv
employed on sam Woods sheep ranch.
was ran over and KILLED By an ~
Paso Southwestern freight train last
week at Coyote station near Carl
zoxo.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-03
.LABS + si. =: s''''

Mans fsrsluh.
Men wants but little here below.
And you VIII win your bets
II sou win wHRtF money. be.
That thai h an be gets
Cincinnati Enquirer
The man who Rcts but little here
uponslhla bury earth.
Is-lf the truth were spread aI,road
suFs setting al he's werth.
Los Angeles Expresp.
Man seta but little here below.
Zen then, avoiding strife.
He takes his weekly wad ~ dough.
Aud hands u 10 his wife
YOUNGSTOWN Telegram,
Man gets eus little here below
And isn't Iona on deck
Just when he thlnks he stands = shu a
he gets u IA me neck."
O.
TIGHT SQUEEZE between the
bars for Colonel Nelson.
O.
OUTSIDE % that. 81 course. Gem
missioner Waldo isnt bad sort.
KING GEORGE has birthday to-
day. Here's how. Your Majesty.
90.
DARKEST DENVER - setllas a
little more murky than ever
- O.
THAT LoRiNER is persistent
curs.
sOME people mleht just as well be
craEy FOR al the sense they have
%
a PEssiMIsT Is merely man wha
Il never happy unless he isn't
ONE HEN on a nest ~ worth iva
roosters on a roosl.
HE'S 4 BAD cITizEN Who cant
gct a good obituary notice
o
MANY \ MARRIED. man hss
made his wife happy by leaving
home.
THE GOVERNMENT saves d,
making III own powder Now u
milady could only do that,
-
THE AVERAGE MAN fears a
storm almost as much as he fears his
wife
THEY BROUGHT In the scalp oi
General Longoria War In Mexlc,
u becoming more and more humane
%
VICE pnEsIptcNT Marshall made
two speeches last sunday others iss
Il wac quiet. orderly. Respectable
day.
o
TALK ABOUT Democratic admin.
istration~-iook "a the drouth aud th'
plague ~ gra~hoppcrs In eastern
New Mcxluo'
FORTY CANNIBAI.s hanged by
John Bull In Sierra l.eone-and the
British sUffs ought 10 count their
blessings.
~ ALL or us would follow the tx
ample Of that Aztec man and sell QUE
10 the assessor when we have "a Kick
on our assessment II might prove en-
barasslng To the Assessor.
@
THE CASE Of Superintendent Hcet
er Of Pittsburgh. IN painful exam
pie OF the fact that once scandalized
man IN guilty whether he n innocent
or not
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