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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Low for Uncle Jim

When little Bob bumped his head,
Uncle Jim gathered the youngster in
his arms and said:
There! I'll kiss it and the pain
will all be gone"
Cheerfully smiling. the youngster
exclaimed:
Come down into the kitchen, the
cook has the toothache. Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Knew 1t All.

An old but sturdy Irishman, who
had made a reputation as gang
boss, was given job with railroad
construction company at Port-au'
Prince, Haiti. One day, when the sun
was hotter than usual, his gang OF
black Haitians began to shirk, and as
the chief engineer rode up on his
horse the Irishman was heard to
shout:
"Allez-you sons of guns-allez!"
Then turning to the engineer, he
said: 81 curse the day iver learned
their language
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken;
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
Il. Price rs cents. All Druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Eyenino Matters Up.

Mrs. Marsh took bite of the cake,
and laid it down hastily.
"Norah," she said. did you follow
the receipt, or do as you usually do
and guess?"
Sure, mum, I followed the receipt,
only l put in six eggs instead Of four.
because two was bad, and l wanted
to even 'em up."-Youth's Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
More Deadly Than the Gun.

A small country boy was carrying a
dead cottontail by the ears.
Hello, son, did you shoot that rab-
bit?" inquired city man who had
hunted all day with no success.
NO." sarcastically replied the ur-
chin, Il scolded it and it died Of
modification"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
This is one of

This is one of
the seven peniten-
tial psalms of the
Bible and the
chief of the sew
en-. John Mac
Neil says that If
David did not
write the psalm
he must have
written 1t himself.
so true is it to his
own experiences;
and that is the
t e 8 t ! m ny OF
many a converted
man or woman.
Th naolna ic
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Occasional Visitor.

A notable housekeeper of the past
generation, before the days of screens,
had just announced with decision that
she never had any flies.
But, Aunt Augusta" faltered the
timid visitor, cit seems to me that
saw a few in the dining-room.
ooh, those" replied her aunt, with
a majestic wave of the hand, were the
neighbors' flies. They will come in
occasionally. But l was saying, we
never have any of our own. ~ outh's
Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
: Connoisseur.

Mother, is father in the fruit, bust
ness?"
mo. son. What put that idea into
your head?"
well, when he took me for a walk
the other day he met Mr.. Jones. and
all they talked about was peaches,
pippins and dates."-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Improved with first application

'T sent for samples and after the first
application the itching and inflammation
was improved, and kept it up night and
morning, and by the time the sample was
gone she complained very little. so I got
fifty cent jar, and before that was half
gone the trouble had entirely disappear
ed" (Signed) Mrs. Maude Schmechel 2l37
Presbury Street.
Nothing we can say Of Resinol equals
what others, such as Mrs. Schmechel, say
of it. If you are suffering from itching.
burning skin troubles, pimples. black
heads, dandruff, chapped face and hands,
ulcers, boils, stubborn sores. or piles. it
will cost you nothing to try Resinol Oint-
ment and Soap. Just send to Dept. 1S-k,
Resinot Chem. Co., Baltimore, Md, for
free sample of each. Sold by all drug
Eists or by parcel post
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Its Kind.

This head work of yours is some
thing of tax, isn't it,"
"Yes; something of a polltax."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
CONS TIpAJI0

Munyon s Paw-Paw
Pills are unlike all 9TH
er laxatives or cathar.
tics. They coax the
liver into activity by
gentle methods. they
do not scour; they do
not grippe; they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secretions
of the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

This VIII Interest Mothers.
Mother Gray.s Sweet Powders for Children
relieve Feverishness, Headache, Bad Stom-
ach, Teething Disorders, move and regulate
the B6wes and destroy worms. They break
up Colds in "a hours. They are so pleasant
to take children like them. Used by moth
ers or % years. All Druggists, Csc Sample
FREE. Address, A. S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N.
z. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

Yeast-And did you ever ask your
wife to please count ten before she
spoke word?
Crimsonbeak-Yes, with the net re-
suit that she spoke ten words before
she counted one.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Proof.

'1s Isabel going to beauty doc
tori"
Cant you tell she is by the way
she is changing countenance?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Certainly Not.

Mrs. Flatbush-I see by this paper
that the life Of dollar bill is fourteen
months.
Mr.. Flatbush-You never had one
live as long as that with you, did you,
dear?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
The Christian 5eatItude.

Most Of all l wish the happiness OF
g. contented spirit, the calm rapture OF
being able to accept lffe's crosses
without bitterness and its crowns
without vanity, greeting each new day
with a cheer, believing in the Father 8
house at the end of the road, and his
rewarding smile. This is the beati-
tude of the Chrlstian.-Ge George Clark
Peck
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
FREE T0All SUFFERERS

If you feel tout of sorts'-"run down" or got the
blues, suffer from kidney bladder nervous diseases
chronic weaknesses ulcers. skin eruptions, p1lesSc
write for my FREE book. is the most Instructive
medical book written. 1t tells all about these
French Remedy "THEKAPION"N No. !, No. No. .
and you decide the remecy Tor
yonr ailment. Don't send q cent. It's absolutely
FREE No follow up circulars. Nr.LeClercM ed.
Co., Haverstock Rd.. Hampstead, London, Ans'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
WOMAN SICK
FOURTEEN YEARS
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Elkhart, Ind. :-"I suffered for four
teen years from organic Inflammation,

I e m q / e weakness
pain and irregulari-
ties. The pains in
my sides were in
creased by walking
or standing on my
feet and l had such
awful bearing down
feelings, W as de-
pressed in spirits
and became thin and
pale with dull, heavy
auos 7 had sly doc-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

He only is rich who owns the day
and no one owns the day who allows
1t to be invaded with worry, and fret,
and anxiety-Emerson.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Jumped the Track

"And Zens turned Niobe into a
stone"
Did they have motor cars in those
days, dad?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

1t is far better to make your mark
in tho world than it is to be an easy
one.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Coed Thinq.

Every customer pushes my bust
ness"
What is it,"
Selling baby coaches"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Too Hasty.

"Diggs can dash off epigrams with
out a moments thought"
That's just the way they sound
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
40 years ago. They regulate and invigorate
stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated
tiny granules. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Fer s1rMMER HEADACHES

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts. fever
fsh condition. etc. 10c., 25c and soc pei
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhammar
ton allays pain cures wind collie ,25c bottle-AA
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

Platonic love is good deal like
d gun that you didn't know was load
ed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

When you have a lawsuit to lose
you can afford to hire a cheap law
yer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
noEs yorrS HEAD ACHE,

Try Hicks CAPUaNE. It's liquid-pleas.
ant to take-effects acknowledgement to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back if not satisfied. 10c., 25c. and
Sc. at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
Just to Prove 1t.

PA, what is undying loVe?'
That's the kind the gink has who
shoots himself dead when he is re-
jected."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

When a merchant assigns" he gen.
orally assigns the wrong reason for 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money II PAZO OlNT.
MENT fails to euro any case or itching, blinds
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

He's a good man who sleeps all
the time.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
The Plea of
the Penitent
By REV. FARLEY E. HARTMANN.
Secretary of Extension Department.
Moody Bible Institute. Chicago

TEXT-"My sin is ever before me. L..
Hide thy face from my sins. "-Psalm
61:3, 8.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

A kind thought is like blossom.
1t always has the potential fruit OF a
good ~ d at its haart.-Richte.-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking i,3
showing it is simply Qufnfne Ind Iron in tasteless
form and the most efectual form. For grown
people and children. 50 cents
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

ITCH Relieved in 80 Minutes.
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds Of
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21
The Way of 1t.

Haye you got cook YETI"
NO, but one is coming today to
zee five suit her"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

Agreeing With Her.
st was a fool when / married you!"
Eyes, and you married a fool"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

The best cure for kleptomania may
be arrest cure
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-02-21

Work is not mans punishment; It
is his reward and his strength. his
glory and his pleasure.-George Sand.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03

ed man. His record there along with
the one on the Circuit Court bench has
earned for him the admiration of all
Chicagoans.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03

Brother Bemis has queer way Of
figuring things. The Expert appar.
emily sympathises with the poor
Phone Trust, because his recommen,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03

residence in order to get man suit.
able for the place.
The examination is to be held on
May 10. The assistant city electrician
has charge Of all engineering work
in the department and contracts be.
tween the city and the sanitary dis.
trict for electric street lighting power.
Walter E. Schmidt's friends are
daily boosting him for County Treas.
urer.
Frank H. Novak, the popular at.
torney, has always been an active
worker for the success of the Demo.
cratic party at the polls. His friends
will not stop until they place him
where he belongs, on the bench.
The State Senate passed Senator
Ettelson's bill authorizing the county
board Of Cook county to fix the salary
Of the members Of the board Of as.
SCISSORS. There 10 conflict over this
now. The salary Is fixed at $500 by
the revenue act and the constitution
says the county board shall fix the
salary. The Ettelson measure meets
with the constitutional requirement.
Albert H. Putney has earned q high
place in the estimation Of the people
by his clean and able record az q
lawyer. He would make fine Judge.
George McFIale, popular Twenty.
fourth ward Democratic leader, will be
nominated and elected County Com.
missioner in 1914.
~
No man in Chicago stands higher
in the estimation Of the people than
Judge George Kersten.
~
John e. Maloney has made q grand
record 40 County Commissioner. He
IL business man Of ability and force
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03
"wATER WASTE" IN CHICAGO.

Chicago gives to it, people the poor
ct water service Of any city In the
world for the money they pay for It.
With An exhaustless body Of fresh
water ct her door Chicago 10 constant
" talking about installing water
meters in every nat and In every home
70 stop waste" This 10 In the face
Of the fact that the enormous surplus
In the water fund 10 constantly being
appropriated TO meet other expenses
OF the city government instead Of
being used to extend and build up the
water system. Water meters In every
nat In Chicago would bring on pes.
thence in this big city in . short time.
The fellows who are shouting for
water meters are grafters.
Every man who talks Of water
meters or water waste In the homes
Of Chicago should be charged a. q
public enemy.
The people cannot have too much
water.
To limit its use means pestilence
and disease.
New York goes 168 miles for fresh
water and the great aqueduct which
carries it to her people cost over
$500, 100000. It Is one OF the marvels
of modern times and ranks alongside
Of the Panama Canal as one of the
wonders of the world.
Liverpool, England, Is supplied with
fresh water by an aqueduct which
brings a supply from Wales and yet
there Is no talk Of waste" over there.
Other European cities 60 even farther
for their supply Of water.
But Chicago, with an abundance at
hand, is always bowling about waste"
Who Is behind this water meter
graft anyway?
An enormous sum was diverted from
the water fund this winter to supply
the wants OF other city departments
as you can learn from the recon.
mendations Of the finance committee
to the city council In the printed
council reports.
II the water fund was properly used,
a pumping station could be built at
the lake end Of every section line In
the city.
II this was done you would hear
no more about water waste" and the
necessity for meters in every house.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03
HARRISON ON THE POLICE.

Mayor Harrison In his annual mes.
sage to the City Council said:
by the introduction Of Q new ele.
ment In the department, the infusion
Of civilian activities, unconnected with
the methods. the entanglements and
the ever present though mistaken 10y.
atty to each other Of the uniformed
branch Of the service, Q salutary check
ON vice and licentiousness should be
obtained.
"That vice. prostitution. and kin.
dred evils Of life can be absolutely
eradicated IL not to be expected. Pub.
lie vice, its open Haunting in the face
Of the community. however, can be
brought to an end.
1.-THE experiment (of abolition Of
the segregated districts) IL certainly
worthy Of thorough test and will be
given It. II It works out satisfactorily
notable advance In good government
will have been made, while the ben
ents which will inure to the cause Of
decency and morality win be incsl
culable. ..s..--E.
xoybICH1 UiL0 ouU WIS0o8tu oSO wv
essentials for . detective. . genuine
secret service man; indeed. she be
,yond q certain point n . positive
handicap to the most efiicient work.
EITHER the detective service shoult
be- separated from the regular polict
service Of the city or q secret servic<
branch Of the government In addition
to the detective bureau % at present
operated should be organised. Il
should be Independent Of and outside
the regular police department.
"A corps OF women police should b.
added to the department. Juvenile
court work, family Disturbances. thu
care Of victims Of the social evil a
well 40 of girls who have started OF
the downward path. the patrolling o
dance halls. disorderly saloons, aut
places where prostitution 10 practicet
might, with great beneht. be assigned
to women police"
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03

dalton II adopted will keep the public
from getting any money back when
their guarantee fund IL more than OK.
ceeded by the nickels In the slot.
The expert said that where advan.
tage Is taken Of the price Of calls in
addition to the guarantee Of one call
day, the subscriber must give up
the right to refund Of cash paid
when his coin box receipts fall below
the guarantee one month and 10
above It the following month. He
computed the total effect Of this re-.
duction a. $4,000, although he quail.
flied by saying q less number Of sub
scribers than he figured might accede
to the nickel first condition.
~
Walter e. Schmidt would make q
splendid County Treasurer.
Judge Edward Osgood Brown has BY
his grand record on the Appellate
bench won the confidence and highest
esteem Of the people Of Chicago.
~
James 8. Hopkins, the able and
highly respected attorney, would make
a splendid Judge.
Arson H. Brown stands foremost
among Chicago's ablest and most sue.
cessful lawyers.
BY a unanimous vote the city coun.
Gil Of Los Angeles on April Is
adopted . resolution urging Congress
to enact legislation providing for the
federal ownership and the operation
Of the telephone and telegraph. Copies
Of the resolution will be forwarded to
the Southern California representa-
tives in Congress.
~
Judge Thomas G. Clark 10 makii.g
grand record on the Superior Court
bench and his many friends are talk.
Ing Of him for q seat on the Federal
bench.
~
Judge Denis 4. Sullivan 10 making
the nne record on the Superior Court
bench that every one Of his big army
Of friends knew he would make.
Thomas Taylor, Jr., 10 . man Cook
County 10 proud to claim % one Of her
leading lawyers and public spirited
men.
Judge Harry p. Dolan 10 daily add.
Ing to his popularity In his clean and
able record for the Municipal Court
bench.
cssv oFFlcgo-NgW CIV NALL,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03

Municipal cevrt-Nsw City Han.
Courtrooms. Sth, 9th and 18th floors.
Meeting hours for City Council com
mitteos are % follows:
Monday - Streets and alleys, 3
o'clock; buildings. $3.50 o'clock.
Tueaday-schools and police, II
o'clock: harbors. wharvss and bridges
. o'clock; local industries, ! O'Clock.
Wednssday-spscial park commits
sion. 1880 o'clock: health, : o'clock;
local transportation, : o'clock; track
elevation. $3.50 o'clock.
Thursday-0as. oil and electric
light : o'clock; license. $50 o'eloek;
water. $50 o'clock.
Ffiday-Compsnsation. II o'clock;
judiciary, . o'clock; finance. : o'eloek;
bathing beaches. $50 o'clock.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03

Fire alarm telegraph, 9Th door. Cen.
~.
rrsmen's pension fund. secretary
Of board Of trustees lofty clerk. let
door. South end.
Bureau q oas inspection.
Vault door. South end.
inspector % Ollie.
Tenth door. South end.
harber Division.
Fourth door. North end.
Department ~ Health.
Commissioners Of health. 7th door.
Bureau Of food inspection. tn door.
Bureau Of sanitary inspection. tn
door.
Bureau Of contagious diseases, tn
loor.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03

Chairman Block Of the local trans,
portation committee named the 10
lowing subcommittee:
Street Car Service Complaint
Northwest Side - Twigg. HyldaAl
Clancy. North Sids-Capitain. LppA
Southwest eide-Schults, Donahoe,
Stewart South eids-Fishsr. Bergen.
Carr.
Committee on Wilmette Extensioo
Of the Northwestern Elevated Raj
road-Block, Twigg, schults. Fishes:
Captain.
Through Routes - Block. LippA
Healy.
Committee 70 Keep IN Touch WIN
the Elevated Roads Valuation Con.
mission-Block. Riohsrt. Lips. LoaO.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-03

Bureau OF vital statistics, TIL door
Department o. Law.
Corporation counsel. 9Th door,
South end.
City attorney, 9Th door. North end
Prosecuting attorney. 9Th door
North end.
Special assessment attorney. ID
door. South end.
leeaI transportation cemmlttss.
Third door. North end.
leeai Transportation (Traetlen IL
pest).
Third door. North end.
Bureau o. Maps and Ptats.
Fourth door. North end.
Mayors once.
Fifth moor. Center.