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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-20

Frank eggs-Promptly delivered any
where. Phones 1S5, AZ, 1860. Thank you.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-20

Have Your Electrical Work done by
the Texas Electrical Supply Co. IS
cents per hour % percent saved on
fixtures. 119 n. Stanton St Phone
1920
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-20
DR.. Ratnff. dentist. 2O4 cepies Bid
Phone $50. FL Paso Distilled Water Co.

DIR. Garrett, stomach. Intestines and
internal diseases. 4O3 Roberts Ban. Bid.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-20

PeEin Cafe. Meals, 35c; short orders
Chinese chop Suey and noodles 207 S
FL Paso St, opposite Bijou theater.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-20
San Antonio Man Made Judge.

DR.. a. T. StiH OsIeOpathfc 1nfirmary.
Dr. Ira W Collins, physician in chief.
DR.. N. Alkire. lady specialist; Dr.. Carl
Gibson, 2O1 ". Missouri street. They
cured others They can cure you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-20
RAILROAD MAN AT IS FINDS
IT DIFFICILT TO SECURE MORk

Dr.. Ebert. Dentist, 215-21s Mills Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-20
DR.. Pnget. dentist, SCI ROberts-Banner.
DE-. Bryan, Dentist 10Y Ell PasO St

DR.. LesIye Hyde. Osteopathic Physi-
clan, has returned; S14 Mesa, Pho. 1852.
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News Breviities
Train Bulletin.
ADVERTISEMENT

All afternoon and evening trains for
time.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-20
HUGE SKELETON
IN FRENCH MUSEUM
known to palaeOntOlogists which stood

CONTINUED from Page one.)
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
EYen of tho Harnacio

In the bar1acle we have a unique
and wonderful case OF a creature that
can afford AZ age ~ on to dispense
with the eyesight that was SO useful
In youth. for the young and old bar
nacle are as different. one from the
other. as fishes from sea weed. In the
heydey OF life the barnacle swimS
about the sea. seeking its food with
the aid Of It's eyes and generally lead
Ing a roaming existence. Later In
life. however. II grows tired OF this
aimless wandering and settles down
to worry ship captains by attaching
itself to the keel Of their craft and de
flying the much advertised powers of
various preventive paints. Once there.
the barnacle has become a fixture. and
whether on ships or sharks ITS eye
sight Is OF no more use, 1t cannot
seek its food. and II cannot shun its
foes. for ii never more will move
Therefore its eyes become supertu-
GUS and, according to natures invarlu-
BILE rule In such cases. disappear.-
Our Dumb Animals.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
G.. A. R. RUNNER
NOT TO APPEAR
Col. Smith Cancels Attrae-
ton Here for Friday
Night Accident.
BILL0T HAS BAD LUCK

The term, 'hard luck" was never
invented in vain Is the firm opinion
of Joe-Billott-Joe, who claims to be
one of the victims of such fate as
a only be explained by the afore-
mentioned term. After refusing the
Puritan management the court Fri
day night for the Riverside-Puritan
game because he had a newell race
booked, he now learns that Col.
Smith, the G A. r. sprinter, will be
unable to appear. Hence the attrac-
ton Is cancelled.
The T. A. c. basketball team may
be procured to oppose the Riversides
for this Friday night and in this
way, sporting fraternity who have
counted on a good attraction in the
Auditorium Friday night will not be
disappointed. However complete fr-
rangements have not yet been made
for this game, which II booked,
which be one of the best and next
ia the Puritan-Riverside clash In i'm
portance and rivalry.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
His Last Request.

Il WIS an impressive moment. The
Jury had brought in n verdict Of gull
ty," and the shuddering audience was
trying to put Itself in the place Of the
shivering prisoner at the bar--at least
during the dramatic instant. The pris-
oner himself cast his eyes over the
bunch that had convicted him and. con
scious of his OWL intellectual superior
ity. sneered openly. But the judge got
himself ready to impose sentence.
Prisoner at the bar" he intoned,
with other circumlocutions prescribed
by the tradition and practice Of his
particular state, have you anything
to shy before sentence Is passed upon
your
The prisoner arose and said In part:
Yes. your honor. / merely wish 20
request that In sentencing me you do
not say that | have been convicted by
a jury of my peers. Please endeavor
to save me a shred OF my self respect.
That Is all."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12

Those deadly undertows which 30
often prove fatal to swimmers are pro
duced by tides aud coast currents.
The former only carry out at ebb tide:
the latter usually zigzag along the
shore.
IF you are a robust swimmer" said
n professor OF the art you can gen
orally overcome them by quick. alert
strokes. II. however. you do not at
once succeed don't p~ersevere. for this
Is one OF the exceptions to the rule
about perseverance. Stop lighting be-
fore exhaustion comes and go with he
tide or current. By resting a short
time. floating or swimming ~leisurely.
you will have time to take your bear
ings and either make another attempt
or call for assistance, Sometimes you
will hnd the undertow runs parallel to
the shore. You may then let yourself
be carried along with the certainty
that before long II viii twist inshore.
when IL short squirt will bring you to
safety"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
The Noise Of SiIkworms.

A naked man Is always In attend
nee in the Matching room Of the silk
worms of China. The worms. being
SO very fralI that the temperature and
humidity Of their chamber must not
vary, their guard Is naked. so that he
may detect any slightest change by
tle constituencies OF his skin.
After the worms are hatched no loud
talking Is permitted near them, aud
there are even guards whose duty 1t Is
to keep the flies of them. These
guards must battle before entering the
worms presence. and their breath
must be sweet and inoffenSive. On
ions. for instance. ure forbidden fruit
Such precautions seem absurd. Yet
1t Is unqueStionabie that China leads
the world In silkworm culture. A Chi
nese silk worm farm breeds the strange.
industrious creatures by the million.
In one OF the great silk worm houses
Ii liz possible to heur the worms feed
ing: yea. 1t Is even possible. so nunler-
GUS are they. 10 hear the sound they
make In spinning their cocoons. a
sound like the ripple OF ruin.-Chicago
Record Herald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
NEED SPIRIT
FOR ATHLETES

There Is considerable interest in
track athletics at this time OF the
year and incidentally much more In
terest connected with the chances of
the local high school athletes in this
branch OF sports. The dream of the
crimson warriors since 1910, when
Harry Sch wartz's track men Journey
ed to Philadelphia, where they won
the relay race in their class, has
been to enter In the U. of P. races.
But last year the locals sent no
representatives and again this sea-
son the high school will not be repre-
sented in the Pennsylvania games,
which will take place April rs.
Manager Louis Kaplowitz regrets
to announce at the same time that
he has refused to enter several other
meets for which he has received in
vitations because of circumstances"
Unless the crimson athletes stir up
some live wires among them soon it
looks like the "kibosh" on their
chances In Red Bank at the East
Jersey High School League meet
which will soon be held.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
OLD BASEBALL STARS
TO SUPPORT MARI0NS
Meeting Held Last Night Shows De-
termination That Should Mean
a Championship Team

1t would not at all be surprising
should he prove as classy as the best
in the county.
Gray's fielding on the initial sack
has earned for him much repute. He
played several games last year and
showed enough class at base No. l to
warrant any management's action in
signing him up for a regular berth.
He is also by no means a SLOUGH"
with the willow.
Carroll, another member OF the
Marions, will try to play the midway
station. Little Is known of this toss
er as he did not perform last year.
But his eliminates and others be-
lieve he will be one of the sensations
OF the year. The second sack is an
important position and the Marions
have faith in Carroll who they believe
will fill the position to the ct"
Dutch" Holzheimer's calibre as
an outfelder is known to every fan
in this city and "Holzy" will be seen
in action in the outer garden for tho
State street team. His sticking Is
one OF his strong points.
The Marions are now making ar
rangements to procure a strong slab
artist but are not ready to make
public this twirler's non de plume.
Manager Jack Bird that
his prospective slab artist will be as
good as any In this bugr.
With the greater part of the team
already procured. the Marions be-
lieve nothing should hinder them
from a successful season IN which
their old rooters and followers from
up State and Washington streets will
have abundant opportunities to cheer
them on to victory.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
Waterioos In London.

Waterloo bridge was pronounced by
Canova the nohlest bridge In the
world. He declared that if there was
nothing else TO see in London the sight
Of Waterloo bridge was well worth
the trouble OF Il journey from Rome.
The Marquis de Vermont. who was II
contemporary OF Cnn0va, also admired
the bridge, but It's name grated on him.
wherever | go In London" he writes.
''the mime of Waterloo greets me. Be
sides Waterloo bridge Especially re.
chriSteuedI to remind us of our defeat.
Waterloo road and Waterloo street.
there are Waterloo hotels. Waterloo
academies. Waterloo public houses.
Waterloo eating houses and Waterloo
shops of all kinds and descriptions.
The ladies wear Waterloo bonnets and
the gentlemen Wellington boots
London Chronicle.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12

That the Marion Athletic Club will
be represented by a baseball team for
the coming season has been often re-
ported and as many times laughed
at as being merely a Jest. But no
longer should this statement be con-
sidered anything other than as a fact.
With determination that will In all
probabilities terminate in landing
a championship team, the Marion
club members at a meeting held last
night decided that this popular State
street athletic organization should
and would be represented In Middle
sex baseballdom. And besides MAX
ing this decision, those Interested
went q step further by asking for the
volunteers who would commit them
selves as being willing to be candi-
dates for the team. The scene which
followed would give one the immed-
late impression that the Marions
would have a strong nine during the
1913 season and a good strong squad
too. For among those who volun-
teered to play and support the colors
of that organization which was orr
ginally made famous by its baseball
prowess were many well known
stars.
Buckley, a popular and well known
athlete, was n of those who gave
his consent to be q candidate for the
squad. Buckley Is a valuable short
stop having performed with the Mar
ions, of yore, and the d. A. A. c., of
last season. He is a consistent in
fielder and a dangerous batter.
George Smith, who has been ION
and off" In baseball for the last few
seasons, will be the back-stop. Smith
has much good baseball in him and
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
QUIPS.
Expert Testimony.

This homo of the brave and this land Of
the FREQ
10 making tho hit that 1t ought to with
me.
II may have Its drawbacks. It may havs
It's crooks.
It may have its truxt. that are needing
the hooks,
resign.
II may have a white hope that's merely a
shine:
But. take 1t from me. It is all to the good.
And hero Ia q fac, that should be under
stood.
What IL Francs7 Poohi This country
puts France on the blink!
What Is England7 Why. England would
drive one to drink!
What's the competent land Of the kaiserT
Oh. say.
1t isn't = patch on the old U. 8. Al
What 10 Italy. spain2 What is Egypt.
Algiers?
These and other far countries dissolve US
AZ the thought OF sojourning In them, for.
you see.
Hare's tho one place for you and the one
place for me.
It's true that we never have gone far
from hoTns.
We've not seen the seas widely adyer-
tised foam.
We were never In England or Sweden or
France.
We never have lived an italian romance.
But we know that we have here the best
land on earth.
II il. We have learned. the one nation OF
worth,
Because Castro tried hard to break down
the wall
A. thus get inside. Castro's lived in
them ALL
-ChicayO News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
OWL JRS. TAKE
CLOSE BATTLE

Although battling on foreign soil.
the Owl Juniors, Of this city, last
night managed to vanquish the Tiger
Juniors, of Woodbridge, on the Par
ish Touse court. The final score was
24-22 and as the score indicates. the
going was close throughout the war
fare. 1t was a good clash to watch
as the players seemed bent upoL
bringing the bacon to their respective
squad. But the locals were mightier
than the Woodbridge warriors and
finally romped away the v1ctors by a
lone field goal margin.
Ryder was the star for the de-
feated combine. In the first half he
Gagged the sphere four times while
ing him. In the second part, how
ever. although he worked in equally
brilliant fashion, he was unable to
score moro than two deuce counters,
being guarded by "Midgey" Burns,
who showed up in strong defensive
style. "Midgey" not only held Ry-
der to but two field baskets but he
shot one himself. Van SICKLE, the
other guard Of the local crew.. played
a fast and clever game too. Fitz-
gerald and REILLY did most Of the
scoring for the Owl pellet singers.
How and why:
Tiger Juniors (22) Owl Juniors (24)
Drummond .......... Fitzgerald
right forward
Ryder Kelley
left forward
Vogel Campbell
center
Murray Van SICKLE
left guard
Lefkowitz ...,.. Bravermnn, Burns
right guard
Goals from field: Fitzgerald (4),
Rielley "a. Burns %. Van SICKLE
(2). Ryder co. Drummond (3),
Murray ~. From foul line: Ry-
Ter "a, Vogel "a.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
new PLAN MAY
ADD INTEREST
AMONG MINES
South Rivers Policy in
Having Mostly Homo Talent
Greeted With Approval.
MULLEN WILL REMAIN

Rivalry among the baseball mines
In this county will no doubt reign
much higher this coming season than
in the last few years of baseball. One
condition which will In a great meas
ure be responsible for this will be
the new lineup of the South River
baseball nine. At present it is the
intention of those at the head of the
aggregation to have as much South
River talent as possible and II this
will be the case, it is very likely that
Powers, Grimes, Beatner and the
other fast tossers who we're hired by
South River last year will not be
seen with the u%p-county team this
coming season. That does not neces-
sarily mean that the team will have
no hired men, for 1t is certain that
one or two will be necessary.
Joe Mullen, the best known player
In Middlesex, will be one of the pellet
singers after whom South River will
search. In fact. it Is already agreed
between the local lad and the South
River management that Joe will fll
one OF the sacks for the ~up-county
crew. Mullen will most likely be
sem to his "old love"-at first base,
although there was considerable talk
among dopists hat he might be sent
to the third corner.
However, while his position has
not yet been settled upon, 1t is GER
tain that he will be In South River
toys. Smith. Of Midtown, and Zim-
norman, Of New Brunswick, will try
to win regular berths on the pitching
staff. The other positions both In
the infield and outield will be filled
by South River tossers.
BY having less Of the hired ele-
ment the speed OF the team for at
least the coming season will no
doubt be lessened and the other ag-
gregations about the county will be
able to have as much prowess. II not
slightly more or somewhat less, than
the South River team, thereby In
creasing interest in series bet'seen
the many teams In Middlesex and
South River.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12

why did you shoot the mans dogF
asked the justice. HE says the animal
IL perfectly quiet and never dlsturbs
any one"
We'll, no." admitted the defendant
II never heard him howl in all his life
but he always looked as If he was
going to. He would come out into the
yard a dozen times at aight. squat
down. look at the moon draw his
breath, open his mouth and fix himself
for q howl from here TO Jericho, then
change his mind, crawl under the
porch and go to sleep. No; l never
heard him howl. but the suspense was
killing me."-Weekly Telegraph.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
NEWS SPORTING PAGE
JACKSON FIVE READY
TO MEET RIVERSIDES

With a reputation miles long. the
Jackson Five, of New York, will in
wade the Auditorium court Saturday
night to oppose the Riversides. The
Jackson are the heavyweight team
which twice defeated the T. A. C. in
Tottenville this season. They expect
to easily conquer the Riversides, who
also feel confident of a win. The
"Rivies" believe they will be able
to show enough speed to overbalance
the advantage the Jacksons have In
weight.
Smith, who played baseball two
seasons ago with the Perth Amboys,
in the city league, is a member Of
the Jackson Five.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
Y. M. H.. A. JRS.
BEAT RAMBLERS
Locals Have Fiigen Brothers
as Forwards Gushing is
Best for Woodbridge.
ON PARISH HOUSE COURT

With a pickup lineup the Y. M.
Fl. A. Juniors were able to outpoint
the Ramblers, of Woodbridge, in a
game on the Parish House court in
Woodbridge Monday night. The
Fiigen brothers, Little Ears and
big Ears" played forwards for the
Y. M. H. A. Juniors and showed up
in strong form, caging the sphere
five times from the field.
Gushing, of the defeated clan,
played the best scoring game for his
tossers, making the shreds whistle
three times while shooting from the
field and eleven times while shooting
from the foul line.
At the end of the first half the
locals led by a 20-18 score, but fast
passing and good shooting put the
battle on ice early in the last stanza
when the locals finally ran away
from their opponents.
Here is how 1t was done:
Ramblers (27) Y. NJ. II. A. Jrs. (34)
G.. Hoagland ......... Jos. Fiigen
right forward
Cushing Earl F1igen
left forward
Lanai Shumsky
center
Parker. Fingerote Ryder
right guard
Kaplowitz Brown
left guard
Goals from ield-Hoagland %,
Gushing (3), Landt t2). Ryder (2),
]. Fiigen (5), e. Fiigen (5), Shum-
sky (3), Parker (1). Kaplowitz (3).
From foul line-Cushing I'D.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
Qualified.

Discussing dress designing, Mrs
Langtry recently remarked that 1t was
not easy. though it is true that some
second rate dressmakers regard 1t as
the colonel regarded hair cutting.
"a regiment was a barber short. The
colonel asked If there was a gardener
among his troops. 1t appeared tina
there was. and n gardener duly pre-
scented himself az headquarters.
az appoint you the colonel said
as regimental barber
"'But. colonel the man protested.
"'Nonsense-no buts.' be roared. II
you can cut grass you can cut hair"
London Opinion,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES
BY NV
BY NV

Baseball weather-welcome to our
city.
The high school fair sex varsity
quintet is In Red Bank this after
loon testing the calibre of the Red
Bank high school basketball girls.
Davey Petersen's Junior basket
ball tossers did not play Wood
bridge high schools sophomores yes
terday afternoon as scheduled.
Tommy Jago, manager Of the
high school seconds, has booked a
return basketball game with the first
team of Keyport high school at Key
port for next Saturday night. The
seconds were beaten the last time
they opposed the boys from down
the bay.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
|ROQUO|S PLAY
HERE TONIGHT

The Iroquois basketball quintet
will stack their forces against the
Goodwin Seconds on the Goodwill
court tonight. The game Is expect
ed to be a good exhibition and no
doubt al interesting n because of
the rivalry between the two aggrega-
tons. The ~Iroquois will have their
regular makeup and may be
strengthened by the appearance of
Bill Reynolds at the pivot, while the
Goodwill Seconds will have their
regulars in the battle.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
BASEBALL TENNIS
PUBLISH ATHLETICS
STRONG ATTRACTIONS
BOOKED BY SEASIDES

Although trying to make a record
of straight victories, the Seaside bas-
ketball team is being stacked up
against the best teams in their class
obtainable. Manager j.. j. Dolan has
booked the Riversides to appear
against the Seasides March 10. On
the following Wednesday, March rs.
the T%ottenville A. C. viii again OPP
pose the Seasides On the E~ltingville
court.
For next Saturday night the strong
Point A. c., Of Bayonne, will be
matched against the Seaside tossers.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
MOTORING BOWLING
FISHING BOATING
k&LIVE !! -. TIPS
By BOSCO

A woman likes a piece of furniture a little better if it can readily
be moved from place to place.
Another step toward the preservation OF the buffalo has been taken.
Its picture is o the e fve-cent pieces.
Fortunate Is the girl whose heart gives her less aches than her teeth.
It's a pretty good rule to turn down the advice of a man whose
cigars you wouldn't smoke.
Truths Of u Muse.
Now scientists tell us
That within the human breast,
The heart beats $4,000 times
Each day without a rest.
have a beau brummel friend
And his heart is given away,
And I'd like to know if they can tell me
How many times now it beats a day.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
Didp't Expect to Take It.


The minister anne upon one OF his
flock Unexpectedly and found him
chewing tobacco and expectorating
~profusely.
Said the pastor to the purishioner;
Brother Johnson, don't you know that
chewing tobacco is a filthy habit? And
don't you remember the sermon !
preached about unclean things being
unable TO enter the kingdom of heav-
emf Why. brother. chewing tobacco
gives you a bad. foul breathr'
"Vveli. parson." replied the erring
brother. "Ah specs you's right, but
All done f1gpers dnt when All dies Abs
gwtne leave ma brer behindF'-New
York American.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
Were Substantial Men.

A curious old document dated at
West Point. August 10. 1888, gives the
weight OF several distinguished off,
GERS at the end of the Revolution, as
follows: General Washington, 209
pounds: General Lincoln, 224 pounds:
General Knox, $50; Colonel Henry
Jackson, 238; Colonel Swift. 219, and
Colonel Michael Jackson, 252 pounds.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
To Pop Corn.

Very often corn will not pop quick
ly, even over a very hot IRE. II you
will put the corn to be popped in =
sieve and pour cold water yer 1t, not
allowing the water to stand on the
corn. 1t will not only pop quickly, but
the open kernels will be larger and
lighter and more naky than they 9TH
erwise would have been.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
Think Of Others.

We can only have the highest hap
piness, such as goes along with being
a great man. by having wide thoughts,
and SIS much feeling for the rest of
the world as for ourselyes.-George
Eliot.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-03-12
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