The bee., 1913-06-20

have to be known in official circle,
as Page o.
Several couples defied the hoodoC
and were married on Friday, june
tl3. Entirely sensible. We are con
/, Yinced that no worse luck will come
to theIii, then to those who marry
! any othef tiiiie.
Giving Unsolicited advice is one
way Of borrowing ttouble.
Many things sfs III the public eye,
but few of them sfs 90 snncying to
that much vexed optfs ~ sre the
clnders Of the unelectrifed railway.
Honeymoon journeys begin to fig
ure In the high cost Of living.
Every Congressman could spell
Lobby" without suffering.
Some young women marry old
men Just because the look we'll in
black.
That June bride who 10 said to
have received aslarge check from
her Brewer grandfather might buy
her own pickle dishes, but that will
not prevent her from receiving the
usual number Of gifts.
It makes one feel that one is get
ting on when one meet q high school
graduate named Theodore Roose-
welt Smith or William Jennings
Bryan Jones.
Woman can put on enough cloth
ing in Winter to keep her warm, and
take off enough in summer to keep
her cool.
Sift the talk that you hear and
you will have one part wheat and
nine parts chat.
Col. Roosevelt desires q vote OF
thanks from the nation for giving II
the biggest 6 cents worth of news II
ever had.
Postmaster General Burleson IN
sists that there was big deficit 10
Postmaster General HItchcock's re-
cord.
Mailing lies 10 one of the best
things that Col. Roosevelt does.
Various men who have figured in
responsible capacities in the crea-
tion of vast business enterprises
frankly declare their belief that
their prosperity is not dependent on
Tariff favors. The success In meet
ing conditions Is they arose In the
past is q guarantee Of ability to ad-
just affairs, to the requirements of
the future.
A universally satisfactory tariff
and thoroughly equitable and
practical banking and currency sys-
tenn seems almost to much TO hope
for from . single session Of Con-
gress.
Nothing could better illustrate
the change which time brings than,
. comparison of Kaiser Wilhelm and
Andrew Carnegie. The Kaiser, once
Q war lord, 10 regarded as an influ-
ence for peace, while Mr.. Carnegie
once an uncomprisinS peace advo-
cate, now admits that there might
be conditions which would cause
him to 'shonldsr . gun"
An effort to efface precsndent en-
counters discouragements. There
was . time when even that estab-
lished institution the safe and sane
Fourth of July was ridlculed as an
impossibility.
Whenever Turkey looses territory
1t geets rid of a corresponding
amount Uf trouble.
Another tradition exploded. The
majority of sweet girls graduates
nowadays can cook acceptably.
Love fortunately play 8 a large part
In June weddings.
When it is proposed to give the
Philippines their independence why
does Japan wear that cat-an-canary
smile?
II people wear sensible shoes.
think of the chiropodists who would
be thrown out Of work. Wearers Of
foolish footgear have their uses.
Now 10 Is announced that the Pa
mama Canal can De used Mt once II
necessary, and Japan seems to be
getting ready 70 forgive and forget.
ChlnA's reported prediction for
American whisksy may be explain
cd on the ground, that It 10 human
nature to copy first the vices then
TIE yirtuss, Of. those we samirs. Z
Again with the death Of Alfred
Austin, Rudysrd Kipltng becomes
the logicaf candidate for the laurs-
atsship.S But he escaped 1t once and
ne may repeat that achievement.
A Wise man has his hand on the
door knob when opportunity knocks
It'll said that DR.. Lyman Abbott