davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
What to DO in an EMERGENCY

orally watering the little seed Of discomfort But
you should worry as Epictetus or somebody once
remarked.
After you have washed the tinware, which has Just
sort Of naturally been left standing, you viii make
ougsef comfortable and curl up with the cat at the
foot Of the stairs. Here with the bottom step for
pillow, you may perhaps dream beautiful dreams of
fair women and youth.
You are on the banks OF a wooded stream. The
"wynds rustic the leaves overhead. Suddenly bursts
upon your vision a group Of dancing wood nymphs.
One Of them, more beautiful than the rest, breaks
from bush near by branch covered with blossoms
and, reaching over tlmidly. tickles you under the
chin. You fegn slumber.
Becoming holder the fair creature reaches again
and tickes under the nose with the sweetscented
branch This time you enter into the spirit of the
game and bite at it,
All, Ia. You have succeeded in catching #!
You hold tight
It is the cats tail,
Sunday morning the coI0red supplements and base
time being. Instead arise early and scan the papers
for all matter pertaining TO the cause" which you
viii dufully clip and place beside the militant ones
plate This f1rathought viii help great deal toward
pleasant discourse at the breakfast table. during
which YOU may give vent at opportune moments TO
such expressions as Like TO see 'em feed me by
FORGET" or "The bomb is the emblem Of the pent1lp
wrongs Of womankindl" etc, etc.
DO not be perturbed at the discovery that the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15

uAL CHASE never overlooks an
" opportunity to toss the har-
poon into a recruit player. He
remembers the time he passed
through the refining fire.
At Bermuda, Chase was playing
second base, and Bill Stump, a
newcomer. was trying his hand at
short. Arthur Irwin, the business
manager of the Yankees, strolled
onto the infeld, and asked Stump
How do you like this place."
Chase. a few feet away. beat
Stump to the answer. cutting in
with. "oh. he likes it we'll enough.
Don't you see all the bushes around
here"
7 OUIS DRUCHE. the one-tims
Il Giant pitcher. was noted for
his thriftiness. The Giants we're
stopping at a Pittsburgh hotel dur
ing the series in that town, and
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
Foresight.

HVoU are an honest boy" said the lady as she
opened the roll of five dollar bills. but
the money I lost was a FIVE dollar bill. Didn't you
see that in the advertisement"
"Yessim," replied the boy 1T five dollar
bill that found but ! had it changed so that you
could pay me a reward"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
Popular, Even Then.

lTT beats ALL" said Eve, as she rummaged through
L her wardrobe, now things get lost in this
place"
whats the matter now?" asked Adam.
81 can't find my rainy-day skirt" replied Eve
We'll what's the OF getting peeved about it?"
asked Adam There are lots Of leaves still left on
the rubber plant"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
There is a Limit.

7 WENT out to scott at the things taken off
BY the ladies at Fashion decree;
l watched for a while-there was nothing of
guile
I'm my heart just wanted to see.
l saw-ueyer mind what I saw, I'm not blind;
Suffice it to say I did see.
And the sights that | saw may not fracture
the law,
But they re more than sufficient for me-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15

Copyright 1913 by Company Great Britain Rhts Reserved
A NSWER the ring at the bell much in the same
n manner that you would if some one stood
on the threshold of your home clamOrng
to pay you money and permit your face to light up
with that mygoodnessifi sntmy-dearsisterinlaw
expression.
It is well to keep your words OF welcome wen I'M
der control so as not to give the impression that
you think yourself sole proprietor Of the establish
ment but rather to convey the idea that you know
your place and appreciate the unfortunate inferority
of your
Dropping on all tours, like the humble little
you are lick the tops Of sisters walking boots and
precede her up the hall, yelping oyously. Here you
may stink into some corner until the kissing bee is
over.
II annoyed by heas, remember Job.
You will not sleep in your accustomed place that
night for there are many condolences 70 exchange.
and sister viii want to make the most Of her time
wheeling the Missus over TO the ranks and gen
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
OSteopathic Treatment.

nDHATs your Dinny taking for his poor appetite
Mrs Rogan?"
9TH doctor ordered him sherry wine and plinty
Of raw oysters"
Sure I've heard about that oyster pathetic treat
ment but niver knew phat it was"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
A Bargain in Rain-Sticks.

TIGHTWAD-I noticed that you tipped the boy
L quarter when he handed you your umbrella.
Weren't you rather liberal
Loosefst-No; but the boy was
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15

visitor has purloiued your vest aur
best cravat for 10 the victor belong
the spoi.s-and. anyway, you haven't
a show i'm the argument. even if you
had the nerve TO start something. For
you must remember that until the 4
p. M train Monday the place IS not
your home, even if you do pay the
taxes. You are merely the caretaker
and general watchdog % ashrine
which harbors the blessed presence OF
q Sister Of the Ratchet
II you don't Ike it, DO Z Pakkhurstg
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
Made Them "Repeaters. -

A SKITT-How do you manage to get such large
Il yield of eggs out Of your hens in Winter?
Tett-Oh, that's dead easy | got lot of old
ballot boxes and made nests out Of them.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15

game, unless the other two back
stop men were crippled. At this
time. Larry received this wire from
his mother:
Dear Larry: I hope you viii
not play ball on Sunday"
Larry promptly sped back: Don't
worry. mother dear ] am not even
playing on week days"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15

TOHN NUGRAW's favorite diver
Y sion during a game is TO get
a young players goat Jack
Lapp. the tyro catcher OF the
Athletics. was picked as McGraw's
victim during the third same of
the worlds series i'm 1911. Ira
Thomas caught the first Two games
and Lapp caught Co1mbs in The
third
When the batteries were an
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
Passing Them On.

DAST stall after stall went the rich merchant fol-
lowed by footman in smart livery. It was
the annual village bazaar
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
Sparkles from the Diamond

9I3. BY the star Company. Great Britain Rights
we're practising on their home dia-
mond, Larry was then a member
of the Cincinnati club, Mclean sat
reclining in a chair on the field
catching a pitcher
Hank O'Day, manager Of the
Reds then, came on the field and
noticed his big catcher in the
chair.
why such ease?" asked ODay.
Get up there and catch right
Well" returned the catcher IF
! sit here the pitchers have got to
put it over. They know I won't
chase the ball"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
By the Sad Sea Waves.

DERT-Look how clean the surf keeps the sea
- shells
Bertha-Well you know the sea is tidy.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15

"Ah, Mister
zbrenden,
said a really
we ct an d
charming lady
at one Of the
stalls, and
what are you
going to buy?
Dear old aunt
and I are run
ming this table,
and we have
h o m g m a d 9
cake, aprons,
p q n W Up g rs,
and "
yes, said
Mr. zbren
den; "and /
will buy just
one Of each.
But do you sell
kisses at your
stall?"
"Oh, certain
ly' came the
ready reply
81 each."
Right" rep
couple and go.
Aunt, rema
ward, pleased 7
For a momen
but only for a
fOOtmau
James, he
pleased"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
Shows Stems of Improvement.

WIoLlUI-Ine devil tempted woman with an
~ apple
Wiserguy-Yes. but he tempts man with peach"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15

BESIDES being lazy, Mclean Is
- also witty. When he first
broke into the select circle. he vas
third catcher for the Cardinals.
and his duties consisted Of warm
ing mp the pitchers. There was no
possible chance Of him catching a
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15

ECTHE principle Of allmony Is en-
1 tlreIy wrong In this age of sex
equality.
perhaps, but IL has one redeem
Ing feature
"For lnstance?'
at Is invariably preceded by di
vorce."
led the autocrat; then I'll take a
I'd, pleased"
Sed the fair and dainty damsel, "for.
wo kisses for this gentleman"
{ the man Of means was nonplussed,
moment Then he turned to his
aid. coolly. lust take this purchase,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-15
By A. E. Hayward.

When Wlfe's suffrasette Sister Drops in for the
Weekend.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-13
THE REASON WHY

She was a dear, old-fashioned,
modest, simple, maiden lady. So
that, when she announced the fact
that she thought of paying a chi
ropodist a visit her great friend
was duly astonished.
81 didn't know you suffered
from corns, remarked the latter,
when the news was first broken
to her.
81 don't" replied the old lady
mildly, albeit firmly; neither am
1 afflicted with bunions, chill
blains, nor any other pains in the
feet"
Her friend gazed at her with
growing CONSERVATION.
Then, my dear" she remon-
strated gently, what on earth do
you want to visit a chiropOdist
for?"
The little old lady's cheeks
blushed a delicate pink as she
leaned forward, laid one mittened
hand on her interrogator's arm
and whispered:
Its this way, my dear. I do
so want to be able to boast that
at least once in my life I had a
man at my feetl"
"O-O-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-13
Nangle-I hear there

Nangle-I hear there was a
disturbance at the meeting last
night. Flummery - Ye heard
wrong, thin; for when MCGOWAN
hit tn chairman in tn eye we
threw him out O. tn windy, an
that stopped all trouble, Oh, no;
everything was HARMONIOUS an
quiet.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-13

No Need of Education!
"Don't talk to me about free
education /" said a burly farmer
fof the old school, "What good
has it done any one, anyway?
Makes young fellers too proud to
do anything for a living but sit at
a desk and wear cuffs. round their
eneeks. And the gals! Why, my
nlissus.can't get q. servant. They
Eall want to be actresses or teach
ers or lady clerksl' And, the best
Eof it is, after all the larnin', some
l5of 'em can't even SPELL. There's
Eyoung Johnson at the Green
ESWan just put a sign over his
coach house, and this is how
he spells 'carriage'-g-a-r-a-g-e!
Don't talk to me about free edu-
cationp'
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1913-08-29
THE BUNGALOW, LAKE MOREY.

The popularity of the Bungalow was
once again clearly demonstrated on Friday
evening, when a very pretty little
house party was held The verandaS
were most artistically decorated in accord
ance with the festivity of the occasion
Dancing was INDUCED in by the guests, the
music being rendered in a most original
manner. The piano having been removed
to the veranda, the strains of the orchestra
echoed through thehills of Old Lake Morey
| Refreshments were served by the host
| Mr.. Griffin, the guests making merry over
the delicate sandwiches, variously stuffed
olives, French and domestic pastry,
superb ice cream, and excellent coffee.
Among the guests present were seen
Miss Irene Childs, of Boston, Miss Bertha
HazeltoD, of Boston, Miss Ethel Grover,
of New York; Mr. Philip Painchan, of
Boston; Mr.. Leslie G.. Griffin, New York;
Mr.. Harris Gordon, Springfield, Mass.
Mr.. Ralph Grover New York; Mr.. J. E.
Damon, Springfield, Mass; Mr. j. L. V.
Wood New York; Miss Media Anderson,
New York; Mrs. James Heal New FORK
Mrs. Edgar Whitford, New York; Miss
Sylvia Whitford, New York; Mrs. Frank
lin Dow, Barnet, Vt; Miss Olive Toy, New
York; Miss Belle G. Cunningham, Chicago;
Mrs. William Henderson, New York
Mr.. Bertram Bartholomew, New York;
Mr.. and Mrs VIM. Lamb of London, E. c..
England; Mr.. William Jonathan, of
Philadelphia; Mr.. and Mrs. J. V. Howe, of
New Orleans; Mr., and Mrs. Richter, of
San Diego, Cal; Mr.. and Mrs Harry Heal,
of New York; Miss Helen Campbell,
Germantown, Pa; Mr.. and Mrs. William
Durham, Bound Brook, N. j.; Miss
Marjorie Parker, Austin Texas; Mr..
Jewett Lodge, Westfeld, N j.. Mr.. r..
Holt Hubbard, Fort Worth, Texas; Mr.
Ambrose Herbes, Baltimore, Md; Miss
Helen A. Belts, Chattanooga, Tenn;
Prof. Frank Hickman and wife, Frank
ford, DEL. Mr.. and Mrs. Norton Flint,
Michigan; Mr.. Chas. L. Brtell, Mont
pelier, VT; Mr.. JAS L. Macdonald, Mont
pelir, VT; Mr.. and Mrs. Benz. Henning,
Washington, d. c.; Mr. and Mrs. Chas.
Bingham, Pelham, N. Y; Mr.. and Mrs
Geo. Uhl, Great Neck, L. l.; Mr.. and Mrs
Jas. S. Clifford, Montreal, P. O.; Mr..
Harry Longenecker, Trenton, N. j.;
Miss Jennie Leach, Collingwood, Ont. ;
Mr.. Mervin Dickerson, Palm Beach, Fla. ;
Mr.. John Bartells, Cleveland, Ohio;
Mr.. VIM. Reitmeyer, Kansas City; Miss
Katherine Moore, Kansas City; Mr..
Floyd Delafeld, Independence, Mo-; Mr..
Frank Donelly, Bangor, Me-; Miss Mary
S. Vroome, New York; Miss Della Studer,
Seattle, Wash; Miss Florida Shaw, San
Antonio, Texas.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1913-08-29
NEWBURY CENTER.

Mr.. and Mrs Herbert Pierce have re.
turned from their trip through Massachu.
sets and Rhode Island.
Mr.. Arthur Lang and daughter Of
Post Mills are visiting at A. j. TuXbury s.
Mrs. A. j. Tuxbury and Pearl and
Gladys Thompson returned from Lyndon
vile, Friday.
There will be a prayer meeting at the
Center schoolhouse, Friday evening.
Mrs. Lucy Siebert of New Haven, Conn
has been visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. E. j. L. Clark
Mrs. r. S. Chamberlin is i'll, Miss Belle
Mills is working for the Chamberlin s
during Mrs. Chamberlin s illness.
Mrs. Nora White and children have
been visiting in the vicinity the past week.
The Sunday School of the Presbyterian
Church of Topsham held its annual picnic
at Halls Pond, Friday.
Mrs. Amanda White, Miss Alice White,
Mrs. j. A. White and Mr.. George White
were visitors at A. c. Fuller's, Friday.
Mr. Raymond Griggs of White River
Jet. is visiting his sister, Mrs. G. L.
Miss Ruth Thompson returned from
Wells River where she has been staying
since her operation
Henry Fuller took a party throughout
the Mountains recently.
Mrs. Helen Patten of Woburn, Mass, is
staying at r. II. Waldron's for few
weeks.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1913-08-29
THE BAILEY-BAYLEY FAMILY
ASSOCIATION.

The 18th gathering of the Bailey
family association will be held on Satur-
day, September 9th, 1913 at Glen Forest
Park, Lawrence, Mass. This park Is
finely situated on the banks of the Merri-
mac River about two miles from Lawrence,
Mass, and the accommodations are
ample and suitable either rain or shine
The exercises will begin at 1915 in the
morning and will include reports of officers,
several short addresses and musical
selections and readings.
At one O'Clock a dinner will be served
in the dining hall on the grounds by the
well known caterer, G. c.. WhittemOre of
Boston, price 81 90 plate.
Among those who have been invited to
speak are: Hon. Charles O. Bailey of
Byfeld, Mr. Volney p Bayley of Detroit,
Mich, Henry Bailey, Esq. Of Newton,
DR.. Stephen c. Bailey of Boston, Hollis
R. Bailey, Esq. of Cambridge, John Will
liam Bailey, Esq. of Tops6eld, Dr. Mar
shall H. Bailey of Cambridge, Edwin A.
Bayley, Esq. of Lexington.
The musical part of the programme as
usual will be under the efficient direction
of Prof Eben H. Bailey of Boston and
will be particularly interesting as it will
include Mr.. Arthur X. Bayley of Danvers,
Baritone Soloist Mrs. Emma H. Bailey
of Boston, Soprano Soloist; Miss Ella A.
Fiske of Clinton, Contralto Soloist and
reader;Mi Alma Janet Bailey of Camden,
n. j., Piano Soloist.
Hollis R. Bailey, Edwin A. Bayley and
John William Bailey, the committee of
arrangements, have done everything to
make the gathering a complete success
and a cordial invitation to every member
of the family to be present is extended by
the committee and officers
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1913-08-29
HAVERHILL.

Miss Lena Carlton has been spending a
few days at Lake Morey with Miss
Elizabeth Bickford.
Mr.. Herman Bell of Wellesley Hills,
Mass. was in town last week.
DR.. and Mrs. Oscar j. Worthen enjoyed
trip to Lake Winnipesaukee the first of
the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Burleigh of Ply
mouth have been visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
S. T. Page.
The annual fair of the Congregational
Church of Haverhill, N. H., was held in
Pierson Hall Thursday afternoon and
evening, August Goth. The fair was the
elimination of a year of most diligent
work on the part Of the Ladies Aid So
ciety.
In addition to the beautiful display of
fancy work and the display of useful
articles, the unusual feature of the after
noon was "ColonialTea" served in the
costume of the Colonial period by the
ladies of the church and society, The
scene was most effective having large
open fireplace, the ancient china and tables
and the effect was perfected by two ladies
who most adroitly operated old fashioned
spinning wheels.
After a most bountiful and delicious old
fashioned supper in the evening novel
entertainment was provided, being in the
nature of pageant illustrating Haverhills'
history. These scenes illustrated the
prehistoric era of our history, the first
founders, Michael and Mrs. Johnston, the
Rangers, Tavern Days, Founding of
Church and Academy and the Rebellion
period. A literal illustration was also
given of Haverhill's famous cucumber.
The Indian and Tavern scenes were most
effective and realistic.
The unusually large financial success is
due to the great labor and unfailing interest
of all who spared no effort to make this
fair up to the high level that is always
attained in this community.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1913-08-29
U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICUL-
TURE SENDS MAN TO VERMONT.

The Dairy Division of the Bureau of
Animal Industry of the U. S. Department
of Agriculture has delegated Henry w.
Larson, a creamery expert, to do work in
Vermont in cooperation with the State
Department of Agriculture. Mr. Larson
is a graduate of the Dairy School of the
Iowa College of Agriculture and has for
some time been connected with the Dairy
Division in charge of demonstration
creameries His headquarters while in
Vermont will be at st. Adams.
Mr.. Larson will first of all study the
creamery situation in Vermont and will be
willing to give assistance in matters per-
tanning to creamery operation and butter
making to creameries desiring such as
sistance. Ultimately he plans to conduct
demonstrations in few creameries in the
state with view to improving the quality
of the product and to stopping leaks and
losses so that the largest possible over-run
may be secured. Mr.. S. c. Thompson,
in charge Of dairy manufacturing investi-
cations of the Dairy Division, who came
to Vermont to start Mr.. Larson in his
work, says that in his opinion, which is
based on reports received from Vermont
creameries, an over-run of SO larger than
is now being secured may be easily OBJ
tanned. This would mean that creameries
would be able to pay II cents more for
butter fat if this additional over-run could
be secured
Mr.. Larson will supplement the work
now being done by Mr.. w. E. Ayres the
State Creamery Inspector, giving more
time to some of the specific creamery
problems than Mr.. Ayres is able to do.
In Mr.. Ayres and Mr.. Larson Vermont
has two valuable men who should, with
the cooperation of our creamery men and
dairymen, be able to accomplish much in
the way of improving the quality of our
dairy products,
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1913-08-29
GLENCLIFF.

Carl Tibbitts and Miss Hickson of East
Haverhill, were in this place Sunday.
Mrs. Harrington Of Woodsville visited
her mother, Mrs Tyler, last week.
Miss Marion Little returned from the
Cottage Hospital last week. She is gain
ing slowly.
Mrs. Provost, who has been visiting at
Mrs. Laroies, returned to East Haverhill,
Saturday
Willie Duosia is working on the section,
in w. A. Tibbett's place.
Miss Roberts Of Worcester is visiting at
Mrs. Fred Chasson's.
George Williams Of Warren, was in the
place Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. A. Little are at Alton
Bay this week.
Miss Julia Little has finished work on
Mount Moosilauke, and is at her home
for a weeks vacation.
G. +. Little was in Plymouth Monday.
Geo. Kibbie was in the place recently.
The Willing Workers gave an ice cream
social last Saturday night.
Mr. and Mrs. Sam Jeffrie Of Florida,
visited friends here last week.
Ralph Berry from Mount Moosilauke,
was al G. +. Titles last week.
Chas. Tyrell and Howard Little were in
Warren Tuesday.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1913-08-29
The Rest Pain Killer

Bucklen's Arnica Salve when applied to
a cut, bruise, gprain, burn or scald, or
remove all pain. E. 2. Chamberlain Of
Clinton, Me, says" 1t robs cuts and
ing remedy its equal don't exist" viii
do good for you" Only 25c. at Gove's
Pharmacy, Bradford.