The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-01

There is mud a foot deep
On the baseball diamond
And snow is heaped up on the stands.
Unless there is a change
Wen have to send Blank south
Which would be a fine thing.
Likell.
Just as we promised. Jack Harrah
is today's headliner. For his admid-
distinguished esteem and assigned to
the tenor section of the anvil chorus.
We're off. Mr.. Harrah in an Irish
representation, entitled:
Mon Ami. Joseph.
Mon Dieu, All pass on re street alb
meet ma friend Battise. Battise she
say to me. Joseph. YOU hant pass
on doze GAM, she's call de BASEBALL
All say, NO, Battise All hant pass on
doze gam. Tomorrow, by gar, she's
pass on. All pass on doze plass she's
call de baseball feel. All pass on
little window, ah lay dow ma five
cent. Man with face on window she
saw: "Josneph, shes cost you 25c to
pass on" All say que lie diable, ah
don't care for Csc" All pass on. She's
all same pigeon house. All pass on
pigeon house, Man with face on VIM
dow, she say: "Josneph she's cost you
25c more" All say: Mon dieu, all
pay 25c outside" She say, We'll,
dares de bleach" All say, how much
de bleach she's COST" She say, she
cost nothing. by gar ah pass on de
bleach. Right away de Whis she's ring,
de man she's all u on what she's
call de feel. Tree more man she's
| come, two man. She's got bird Gag
on shes face, one man she's got stick
on hand, one man she's come together
two man she's come alone. Sacre, lit
tie man with bird cage on face she's
trow de ball to middle van Middle
wan she's tax de ball, she's grind hin
up. she's tWis, she's max dose bal
hard, she's troW. Those big a witt
bird cage on face, she's say "Strack
wan little wan with bird cage or
face she's troW dose ball to middle
wan. Middle want she's grind doze
ball up she's tWis up, she's max dozt
, ball hard, she's troW. big wan wit
bird cage on face she's say "strack
two Wan with stick on hand she's
strack doze plass she call de plat
Little wan with bird cage on face
| she's troW doze ball to middle wan
Middle wan she tax doze ball, shes
grind EN- up, she's tWis, shes max
doze ball hard, CONNIE lie diable shes
trow Big wan with bird cage on face
she's say, "strack three Wan witt
] Mother wan she's come with stick
on hand, sacre, she's mad, she's hit
doze plass she's call de plat, witt
stick, toncare, she's stomp she's feet
little wan with bird cage on face she's
trow de ball to middle wan, middle
wan she's tax doze ball, she's grinc
en- up, she's tWis doze ball, she's mai
dozc ball hard, she's troW-mon dieu
wan with stick she's hit doze ball
everybody she's jump up, she's hol-
low, run Josnep run Josneph shes
run to dat lass she's call third bass
everybody she's hollow, "Josneph run
home, Josneph run home" Joonepf
she's dam fool, by gar, she's dom
know where she's home is, she's run
right back where she's start.
AS mas often DbteI Itlildk h't, Sillht
doesn't always come in the spring
time.
Now that Orvie overall has opened
his correspondence school for youth
full pitchers, big league sluggers hat
best look out for their averages
overall is certainly qualified to teacl
anyone the tricks of the twirler's ar
and the crop of recruit beavers may
be expected to increase rapidly. Next
probably, will come Ty Cobb with les
sons for young batters. 1t won't b.
long, at this rate, before all of the biz
stars are in the teaching game ant
progressive managers will be able t
prepare care indexes showing thu
ideas of all big leaguers on proper
actions in every sort of crisis. Th'
player of the next generation will onl,
have to run for the filing case in or
der to draw down inspiration in
pinch.
Jack Helfrich kicked in last nigh
with a suggestion for IN April Foo
story Say in the morning." sal
Jack, that Carpenter won't be abb
to report and that Blank has signed
Bulgcr Walsh for the shortstop job.
Oh, dear.
Typographical error. It's prose.
, A. 2.
TRAVIS HEADS GOLFERS.