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Evening journal., 1913-03-13
TWO MEMBERS TO FIX
ADJOURNMENT DAY

Special TO THE EVENING JOURNAL
DOVER, Del March 13-Domocratic
members Of the Senate and the House
had long conference this morning,
and discussed the subject OF adjourn
ment sine die Of the Legislature.
There were many differences OF
opinion and the selection of n date
was left to Speaker Holcomb and
Senator Fooks. Most of the Demo
Gratis favored closing business on
March 21. a recess from then TO April
with adjournment that day.
Evening journal., 1913-03-13

few days TO demonstrate 70 their own,
satisfaction II they are durable. eapo-
cially when you consider no expense Isl
involved and 1 willingly give you my|
time Hhd tiiy ticuicinv. All any iair-i
minded afflicted person wants to knowI
ia M a certain thing viii cure HIM orI
HER. and here Is an opportunity to flndl
out without cost. obligation or import-i
ant loss OF time. THESE FEW DAYS.
may be the turning point In your life z
All who are interested enough toi
write mo for the free medicine Will
also receive n copy Of my large fllua7
trated medical book which describea
these diseases thoroughly. II IS thd
largest book Of the kind ever written
for free distribution, and new edltion
is Just being printed. / will also Writo
YOU a letter OF diagnosis and medlcal
advice that should be Of great help t0l
you: but In order 20 do this 1 mustl
know that YOU need my medicine. Writel
me the numbers Of tho symptoms thatl
trouble you. and your age and / will
promptly carry out my proml.cs. Show
an inclination to be cured and you will
be.
Evening journal., 1913-03-13
LIKES BANANAS
BUT, Oh YOU OYSTERl

GEORGETOWN, March 1S-On a
wager, Joseph Carpenter ate forty
three bananas in twenty minutes and
then offered to eat a half dozen more
If some one would pay for them. Car
penter declares that he does not like
bananas half as we'll as he does oys-
ters, and IS searching for some one
TO buy the oysters for him while ha
eats Since his show of ability with
the bananas, no one has come forward
with the price of the oysters.
Evening journal., 1913-03-13
PRISON AGAIN GETS THOMAS

Liberty does not appeal to Thomas
Grisson, Judging by his actions yes
terday, when he was released from
the workhouse, after serving thirty
days for drunkenness In City Court
Court this morning Thomas started
to unfold a beautiful story OF having
work, when Judge Churchman inter-
rupted him. saying: Yes. you have
been before me three times for this
same offense." Thomas was then
fined SO and costs.
Evening journal., 1913-03-13

however, take Peruna during the
acute stage. Generally other medi-
cines are taken at first, where doc
tors are employed. But when the dis
ease becomes chronic, when recovery
has been sufficient to enable the pa
tient to be convalescent and yet all
run down, out of sorts, easily fatigued.
no appetite, when this stage of grip
has been reached, then there are null
titudes that resort to Peruna and they
are never disappointed PerGna re-
stores them in comparatively short
time
Grip is a catarrhal disease. Whether
it spreads from person to person. or
whether each person gets it direct
Evening journal., 1913-03-13
CHuDREN WHO ARE sIcKLY.

Mothers who value their own comfort and
the welfare Of their children. should never be
without box Of Mother Gray's Sweet Pow
ders for Children. for use throughout the sea
son, They break up Colds Relieve Feyerish.
ness. Constipation, Teething Disorders. Head
ache and Stomach Troubles Used By Mothi
ers for 22 years. THESE POWDERS NEVER
FAIL. Sold by on Drug Stores. 25c Don't
accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREE
Evening journal., 1913-03-13
These Are the Symptoms:

l-pnin In thc back.
R-Too frequent desire 20 urinate.
3-HurninR or obstruction ofurine.
1-pnin or soreness In tho bladder.
b-prostntic trouble.
0-Gns or pain in the stomach.
7-Cenerai debility. weakness. dizziness.
SPAIN or soreness under right rib.
0-swellinE In any pnrt OF the body.
1O-Constlpation or liver trouble.
1f-palpitation or pain under tho heart.
1e-Pnln In the hip Joint.
13-Pain in the neck or head.
I4-Pain or soreness In the kidneys
1b-pnin OF swelling OF tho joints.
10-Pain or swelling OF tho muscles.
I7-Pain ana soreness in nerves.
1s-Acute or chronic rheumatism.
Evening journal., 1913-03-13
MATCHING BY ELECTRICITY.

The Wilmington and Philadelphia
Traction Company has started its
electric incubator. IT'S eggs having
been placed in It on February 2S. The
eggs are due to be hatched on March
o1 or %
Evening journal., 1913-03-13

w. c. II. 4. PRAYER SERVICE.
The monthly prayer service for all
w. G. +. u. members and friends will
be held at the headquarters at 3
o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Mrs
Pettingill, will have charge.
Evening journal., 1913-03-13
MR.. ROBERT H. NORRIS.

A great many
people in this
coul ry have
taken Peruna
Tor the grip.
II n ey have
taken Peruna
in n e first
stages when
the first symp-
toms appeared.
They find by
KIP erien ce
that Peruna
will abort the
course of the
disease. People
who take Pc
runa recover
much quicker.
G ON pa ra-
tiVely few
Evening journal., 1913-03-13
TROLLEYMEN AT SOCIAL.

The annual dinner of the Employees
Relief Association of the Wilmington
and Philadelphia Traction Company
is being held in their club house at
Fifth and Orange streets today.
Evening journal., 1913-03-13
RUMMAGE SALE
FOR SETTLEMENT.

A rummage sale will be held by
the management Of the Peoples Set
tdement today and tomorrow at No.
40S East Eighth street The money
received is to go towards the blild-
ing fund
Evening journal., 1913-03-13
MR., BANNING RECOvERs.

James L. Banning. a former presi-
dent of City Council who has been
i'll, is able to be out again.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
Teal $50 5a 54s-l64f
BOB C6N0uAY
Will PLAY with Watson Build
ing Team in Game Here
Thursday.

The Con Building team Is practic-
ing hard each evening and are getting
into fine shape for the game with the
watson Building team Of FairmonE
which will be played at Union Park
here at $3.50 O'Clock Thursday after
noon.
a good game Is expected as the
Fairmont.team is picked from the best
players Of the Fairmont City League
and as they have six teams it means
picking one team from among ninety
players and the result is that good
team can be secured and viii be pit
ted against the locals Thursday af-
ternoon .tl.
/. Bob Conway. a former player Of
this city, and well known by every
baseball fan in Harrison county, VIII
play first base for the FaIrmont team,
Lowe, who held the Fairmonters to
i've scattered hits at Fairmont last
Saturday will work again Thursday
and 1t IS hoped that he viii win his
game. A special invitation is extend
ed to all ladies' to attend this game
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
FATHER IRIGf
Celebrates hirty-Sevenfh An
niversary of His OTdina-
ton to Priesthood

A st. Louis newspaper recently
gave the following account OF the
thirty-seventh anniversary Of the or
dination OF the Rev. Father Tracy. a
brother OF Mrs Patrick J. Keenan,, OF
this city:
The Rev. ]. A. Tracy celebrated the
thirty-seventh anniversary Of his or
dination to the priesthood Tuesday at
the Catholic church in ByrnesviIle,
of which he is pastor. A low mass
was celebrated and many Numbers Of
the parish, were present Father
Tracy was the first candidate ordain-
ed TO the priesthood by the late Arch
bishop j. ], Kahn. The ceremony took
place July s. 1876. at Wheeling. W. Va.
The first eighteen years Of Father
Tracy's ministry were spent In the
missions or virginia. where he aver
aged 800 miles a month in the saddle,
as it was impossible to ride in We
hIcIe over The mountain roads.
He came to st. Louis in September,
1894. at Archbishop Kain's invitation.
He was stationed at the Old Cathedral
for two years and served from 1896 to
1900 under Father Brennan in st.
Lawrence eToole's. In 1900 he tray
eled through the European continent
with Archbishop Kahn for six months,
and on his return was assigned to s..
Teresa's for six months, being then
appoiAted pastor Of the Church Of
Good Counsel. He remained in charge
or this parish until 1909, when he was
sent to the missionary field Of Byrnes-
VILE. Father Tracy is CT years old,
was born in Ohio, and spent his boy
hood and youth in West Virginia
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

taPwcaAG Gc@NwGEonnEeic4s
BRIDGFPORTs July z2--Atisses
Margaret ana Rebecca Brohard DE-
lighfuIly entertained a few friends at
their country home q recent evening,
a very pleasant evening was spent ct
the conclusion OF which slicious r.
+ Xsshments were served. The guest
list included Mrs. Anna saligginbot-
ham. Misses Bessie. AEabcIeandsDsle
Lynn. Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Lynn, Miss
Emma Robinson. Lewis Lynn, }. \.
Robinson, Alvin Brohard and Ray
GaWthrop
D. II. Gawthrop has received word
that the stranger who was recently
drowned at Oral had a sister. Miss
Matilda schlagcE living at Hamilton,
o. He has written 10 her but has re-
ceived no reply
Mrs. ". II. Payne is on the sick
list.
Mrs. Wade swiger is visiting her
mother, Mrs. H. J. Frum, Of Booths
vile.
MI and Mrs. Charles Cork are the
proud parents of a girl baby.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. R. Green Mrs.
Thomas Robinson and Miss Anna
Green have returned from trip to
Mt. Lake Park. While there they
heard william Jen8lpss Bryan speak
Joseph Hefin, an aged citizen, Is
seriously III. 20
Mr.. and Mrs. Philip Sheets are re-
jofeing over the arrival ofa baby girl
at their home. gig4,. s.4s-
MISS Lillian Con4an, Of yincennes.
md. IS a guest of her sister, Mrs.
Charles Pike. fQf
Mr.. and Mrs. d. Morris, Of Chicago,
are guests OF Mr.. and Mrs, s. s. Faris:
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
NorICE mo- CEMRNT COSTRACT0Rs

Sealed bids will be received until
7.2n O'Clock Thursday night. July 81.
1913. by the town recorder Of Stealey.
Heights. for the construction Of 1szOO
IineaI feet cement sidewalk more or
less. Town reserves the right TO reject
any or all bids. For speclications see
Recorder w. p. Benson, 322 Dun st.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
NTBOWLINGIN
gNEWs T.
nrnshnch,s Team wins.

Dresbach's duck pin team defeated
paddy brakes team in the third
and final game OF the three game ser
les on alleys seven and eight at the
Gore alleys Monday night by a total
of forty-three pins.
Dresbach's team won all three
games. A large crowd Of rooters
was out last night and the majority
of them were pulling for "Daddy's'
team. but to no avail as the team
headed by Dresbach was 10 much for
them. Dresbach showed old time form
and averaged 121 in the three games.
Tho Dresbach team Is open for en-
gagements and viii play any combin-
alton in the city. Several other
teams are practicing and 1t is thought
before the. week ends Dresbach and
mis- team viii have several hard games
on their hands. Scores:
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

t01z acre FARM. mostly truck land,
cannery with established trade, gold
fish hatchery, s living spring wal
nut and chestnut trees in bearing
lot fne oak timber, near Little
Hooking, o.. on auto road. near
r abroad and Ohio river miles
from Parkersburg, near produclns
iii wells. truck land will produce
sIG0 to $500 per acre per year.
"Can SHOW you" Write for full par
ticuiars. Frank Knowles, Little
Hooking, Ohio.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
ron SALE IN NORTHVIEW-A store

FOR SALE IN NORTHVIEW-A store
room 2Ox57, in good repair; good
barn and shed on rear end of lo.;
also a FIVE room house attached 70
the store room on the same lot
newly papered. a two story house
on corner of First and Seventh
street; n four room house and lot
on Hornor avenue: three room
mouse and large lot on
street; two room house and small
lot on North alley; one vacant lot
on North street. MI this property
is in the center of Northview and
close to the $50,OOO school building
aud churches. II is for sale and
must be sold. Price right and
terms easy. For particulars cali At
the old McCluug store, Northview.
w Va. 's-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

ron RENT-Oniccs and apartments,
new Latstetter building, opposite
postoGice; ire-proof, modern
huIidin- from 10 to - n. m. and ?
IL 3 m. or call Eel phone 240-L.
Consolidated phone seal
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

FOR SALE-Restauran doing fine
business in Shinnstun. Must be sold
owing to interests in other bust
ness. Apply Mt once at Shinnston
Cafe, Shinnston. W. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
DUFF STREET.

Frame. slate root dwelling. slate
roof. brick foundation, 2 story. O
rooms, bath, basement, cabinet man
Ties. oak finish. Lot sexI36s feet. good
we'll Price $4,000. 1890 down, 80 u
month.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

FOR RENT-Two houses: one and
the other : rooms. Monticello addi-
lion. Call Consolidated phone G55-L
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

FOR SALE-Six room, ,tY6 story
house. lot fronting on MILFORD and
Dun streets, Stealey addition. fcr
pr;ce an dterms address IohnS STAINS
berry. r. F. d, No. 5. City.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

FOR RENT-NfCely furnished bed
rom, with use Of bath, and large
porch to refined gentleman, or man
nut street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
Business Opportunities

Collecting agency to handle dclin-
quent local mail collections. ] per
cent. Reference first letter or no
answer 4. Finley, COZ Chestnut
st, Fhilad e,phia, Pa
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
poINT sTRRET.

New frame dwelling. slate roof.
brick foundation. 2 story, z rooms.
bath. cabinet mantles. oak finish, lot
40x1SO feet Price $4,000, Ia down,
1 and 2 years.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

FOR RENT and > room apart
ments, centrally located, modem in
every particular, all tenants In
apartments EN-1!3 Apply to- ii. J.
white, McCnHty Building. or call
Fell phone los. Home 4S3. ~
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

WANTEB-Lady solicitor for work Ia
this city ut once. Apply Manager a.
c27 South Third street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

FOR SALE-Don-t rent when you can
Elly a home for $500 4 week. We
Will pay the taxes and interest lot
vou u w Jacobs, room 50. over
Parsons-Souders store Box 3Ol
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

w. NTED-C Competent woman TO do
kitchen work. Apply at st. Charles
Hotel
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

WANTED-i good girl for genemI
homework. Apply 10 Mrs Raymond
MAXWELL. S31 East Main street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

hcugewcrk. Apply at 763 West Pike
street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
BOARDERS WANTED
MISCELLANEOUS

IYANTED-Your cleaning, pressing,
repairing and dyeing to do. All
work done by experts. Clothes
called FOR and delivered the same
day IL you wish SUPERIOR
PRESSING Co, ,66715, West Main
street. All hand work. Bell phone
5:55-R.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
WANTED-fsmale Help

VI / NTED-A good laundress TO OC-
cupy n three room cottage in rear
CT SIC West Main street. Call Bell
phone 35S-L-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

II you are looking for a good home
site or investment see us.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
SITUATIONS WANyED

WANTED--PositiOn by man and IG
year old boy in wholesale or retail
grocery or dry goods store. Adj
dress II" care TELEGRAM Office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
LOST

LOST-Sunday evening on Linden
avenue or East Pike street, ladies'
gold band ring. Return to Daily
Telegram office or the Watts-Lam7
herd Company.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

FOR REST-Sew > room house, on
Wilson street. all modern conyen-
ie3ces. Apply TO G. II Bibbee, 339
Hickman street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

w NTED-GfrI TO do hoUSeWO-k for
small family; no children. Apply
10 ]. Brown. at Browns Department
store.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

WANTED-A girl or middle aged
woman TO do general housework.
Apply at Testers Economy store.
3lG West Pike street
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

FOR SALE-HousehOld furniture.
dishes and carpets and other ar
ticles. Inquire at 242 East Pike
street for Information.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22
WANTED-Male Help

30 LABORERS WxNTED-AG Owens
Bottle Works. on Con farm. $500
per day. for 9 hours. Apply 70 81
mon small Sons & Co. Labor Fore
man at factory.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

ANYONE HAVING $3.50 or more TO
inye..t. would do we'll to call ~ i3S
West PIKE street and investigate.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-07-22

BOYS WANTED-tO sell the Daily
Telegram on streets each evening:
hustIersi can make from $3.50 to 50
a week. Call ct the Telegram office
each evening at ) O'Clock 70 get
papers.
Alma record., 1913-03-20
.ENVER BEY MAY Be
POLISH N0bLENAN
RumOr That Young Turk Lead
er Is Not MOnammad2a.

LondOn.-The curious story is told
here with good deal Of apparent au
thority that Enver Bey the young head
of the recent coup d'etat in CONSTANT
nople, leader Of the Young Turks and
most obstinate leader Of the Ottoman
forces against the Italians in Tripoli
is not Turk at all by race, but n
member of the ancient Polish nobility
A correspondent writing TO the Lon
don Observer says that when Enver
was last in this capital his visiting
card bore his name in Turkish charuc
ters. but underneath appeared his po
lish name and title and the armorial
bearings Of his family. The corre-
spondent adds that in conversation En-
yer Bey attempted no concealment Of
his Polish origin and indeed. seemed
rather proud Of 1t.
1t is also said that Enver Bey is not
even a Mohammedan. but is In religion
Catholic This. however hardly
seems possible in view Of the fact that
his wife Is princess of Turkish roya
blood
Alma record., 1913-03-20
ELY DISTRICT.

Mr.. d. Brown is some better at this
writing
Mr.. J. Ball and family have moved
on to Mr.. Welche's farm in the Day
district.
Mr.. and Mrs. +, Bradford and
daughter Mabel visited at Mr. Guy
Horizons of the Graham district, Sun
day.
Ralph Duckworth is a new pupil at
school.
Mr.. A. Elsea and family have moved
into the house recently occupied by
Mr.. and Mrs. X. Andrews.
Mrs. B. Bailey and daughter, Mrs.
Maud Tedhems, of Alma, visited in
this vicinity Sunday.
Chester Vanderkarr, who has been
making his home at George Cook 5
for nearly year. is now living at
Otto Haleys of the Morse district
Alma record., 1913-03-20
Best Known Cough Remedy.

For forty-three years DR.. Kings
New Discovery has been known
throughout the world as the most re-
liable cough remedy. Over three mill
lion bottles were used last year.
Isn't this proof? 1t will get rid of
your cough, or we will refund your
money. J. J. Owens, OF Allendale, 5.
c., writes the way hundreds of others
have done: after twenty years |
find that DR.. Kings New Discovery
is the best remedy for coughs and
colds that | have ever used" For
coughs or colds and all throat and
lung troubles, it has no equal. soc
and $1OO at Wheaton & Sons, The
Rexall Drug Store, Rhodes Drug
Store.
Alma record., 1913-03-20
COMING BACK
TO ALMA
United Doctors
Specialist
WILL AGAIN BE AT THE
WRIGHT HOUSE
MONDAY, MARCH "A, 1878
ONE DAY ONLY
Hrs. 9 a. IN. to 8 p. m.
Remarkable Success Of These Talented Ply
SicIans In the Treatment Of Chronic
Diseases.
Offer their Services Free Of Charge for POSI-
lively the last Time.

The United Doctors, licensed by
the State of Michigan for the treat
ment OF deformitics and all nervous
and chronic diseases of men, women
and children, offer to all who call on
this trip, consultation, examination,
advice free, making no charge what
ever, except the actual cost of medi-
cine. All that is asked in return Tor
these valuable services is that every
person treated will state the result
obtained to their friends and thus
prove to the sick and afflicted in
every city and locality, that at last
treatments have been discovered that
are reasonably sure and certain in
their effect.
These doctors are considered by
many former patients among Ameri-
cas- leading stomach and nerve spec
ialists and are experts in the treat
ment of chronic diseases and so great
and wonderful have been their results
that in many cases it is hard indeed
to find the dividing line between skill
and miracle.
Diseases of the stomach, intestines,
liver, blood, skin, nerves, heart,
spleen, kidneys or bladder, rheuma-
tism, sciatca, diabetes, bed-wetting,
leg ulcers, weak lungs and those al
iicted with long-standing, deep-seat-
ed, chronic diseases, that have baified
the skill of the family physicians,
should not fail TO call.
According TO their system no more
operations for appendicitis, gall
stones, tumors, goiter, piles, etc. BY
their method these diseases are treat
ed without operation or hypodermic
injection
They were among the first in Am
erica to earn the name of "Bloodless
Surgeons" by doing away with the
knife, with blood and with all pain in
the successful treatment of these dan
gerous diseases
If you have kidney or bladder trou-
bles bring a two ounce bottle OF your
urine for chemical analysis and mi
croscopic examination.
Deafness often has been cured in
sixty days.
No matter what your ailment may
be, no matter what others may have
told you, no matter what experience
you may have had with other physi-
clans, it will be to your advantage to
see them at once Have 1t forever
settled in your mind. If your case is
incurable they will give you such ad-
vice as may relieve and stay the dis
ease. Do not put off this duty you
owe yourself or friends or relatives
who are suffering because of your
sickness, as a visit at this time may
help you.
Worn-out and rundown men or
women, no matter what your ailment,
consult them upon this visit. 1t
costs you nothing.
Remember, this last free offer is
for this visit only
Married ladies must come with
their husbands and minors with their
paren.s.-Adv.
Alma record., 1913-03-20
DRINK SEA WATER TO LIVE.
Daily Tonic Of Jersey Octogenarian n
Beats Sour Milk.

Manasquan, N. J.-Sour milk as an
antidote for age Is not comparable with
plain sea water, according to William
X. Ireton, who takes It every day as a
tonic.
Ireton, who is eighty years old, looks
about forty. He is proprietor Of To-
cal amusement hall and works ten or
more hours a day.
Up Mt o'clock every morning. he
hurries to the beach, where he dips up
a glassful Of water from the waves
and Quaffs 1t as IL 1t were the elixir of
life. Ireton says 1t does not taste good.
aud be does not like 1t. but 1t has the
effect be desires.
Alma record., 1913-03-20
SCHOOL REPORT.

Report of the Ely school, Arcadia
District No. 5, for the month ending
March 7th
Number of days taught. 1s.
Number of pupils enrolled, Ia.
Average attendance, "a.
Mabel Bradford was tardy but not
absent.
Parents and friends are invited to
visit us.
Alma record., 1913-03-20
CHECK FOR SHAKESPEARE.
"Bard of Avon" Has $50 Coming tc
Him

"Bard of Avon" Has $50 Coming tc
Him.
New York.-lf William Shakespeare
or his shade will call al Columbia uni
versity he will find Il check for $50
awaiting him. 1t arrived in an en-
velope, addressed TO the registrar.
There was letter, but the registrar
neglected that and scanned the check
1t was drawn on a Brooklyn bank
and payable TO Shakespeare. The reg
istrar rushed into the bursar's Office,
but that official didn't know how to
get Shakespeare TO indorse the check
Then the registrar, reading the let
ter, found it was from a young wom-
an who had registered for course in
Shakespeare and had sent the check
for tuition fee.