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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11
AFTER A SWAT.
ny TOM JACKSON.

Spring is the time to swat the fly,
And when you've swatted all,
Go forth and make arrangements
for
New paper for the wall.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11

Going by Opposites.
What is your name?"
Minnie, num-"
cali right; but we expect
maximum amount of workout of
you. Houston Post. bE
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11
Different.

Different.
Salesman-That cigar, sir, you
can offer to your friends.
Patron-Yes;- but I want some
can SMOKE myself.-Browning's
magazine.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11

With the bank deposits over $751;
100000 in Tacoma the bank business in
the last two months has reached the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11

First Trip of the Season.
"Been fishing, Jimmy?" =
"Yep; played hockey, too"
Catch anything?"
"Guess 1 will when I get home
Washington Herald.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11

IF Washington does not grow more
cows all the diamond thieves will quit
and go to stealing bottled milk.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11

py the use or medic-
inai herbs and roots
known for their re-
markable cures In
China, We are able
to absolutely cure
such ailments as
Catarrh. Deafness.
Asthma Skin Dis
eases. Rheumatism
Appendicitis. Heart
Trouble. Kidney
Nomn1aint- RtC
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11

IF that municipal farm is only going
to cost 100000 complete Tacoma people
ought to save that in a few years in ink
formerly used to write denunciations of
the old jail.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11
LISTEN TO THIS. MABEL.

BY TOM JACKSON.
In days when we have women cops
We hope they will not wait
Before pursuing burglars bold
To put their caps on straight.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-11

Representative Humphrey of Seattle,
is apparently trying to make himself
solid in his district by introducing bills
for public buildings in all the towns
which will never pass.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03

have all been allotted dates in the ex'
tensive schedule.
According to the present plans, al.
most every governing athletic and
sporting association will award its ma
tional championship contests to Cali
fornia clubs to be held in or near San
Francisco. The leading athletes and
trans Of the British isles and Europe
will be invited to compete and num-
Der Of the events will be held under the
Metric and Olympic system of sports in
order 10 prepare and familiarize con.
testants with the conditions that will
prevail at the Berlin Olympic games in
1916.
All championship events will be open
to the world.
No athletic competitions will be
scheduled for women with the possible
exception Of such sports as tennis and
golf
Director Sullivan, who sails for Ber.
lin on Tuesday to attend the initial
meeting of the international federation
of athletic governing bodies, has been
deputized TO solicit the cooperation
and entries of all foreign sport con-
trolling bodies. He stated that among
the projects in connection with the eS-
position athletics was the use of the
Fair ground for spring training by the
big league clubs; one game between
world 's champion contenders and pos
sibly the playing of the army"navy
football game in the San Francisco
stadium.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
RACES NOT FAST
ON GETAWAY DAY
Favorites Win, With Poor
Competition; Next Meet at
Kalamazoo.

GRAND RAPIDS, Aug, 2.-Getaway
day at the Grand Circuit meet here to-
day offered programme rather poor by
contrast with those which preceded It,,
The 2.06 trot. a new classification,
failed TO develop the speed looked for.
None OF the limited field offered the OPP
position necessary to force Ross B.,
best efforts. The 2:f3 pace was race
between Auto Zembro winner OF the flrst
two heats. and Herman Wengar, the IA
yorite, the latter anneHing the three sub
sequeDt ones.
The 2.l6 trot belonged to Lord Dewey
from the first turn OF the wheels. Nc
Coy's good bay horse never being
the final heat the Dewey horse grad /,
uated himself into the 1913 class Of 9:lO
trotters. stepping the mile in that figure
! fat.
| Directly after the races the horses be-
| gan moving on for the Kalamazoo meet
| Ing next week. Much sickness Is preva
lent about the sta bles. many cases being
| typhoid distemper Eight OF Cox's string
4 were reported indisposed. Summaries;
| 2:l3 class, pace, purse $1,000, three In
Herman wengar, b. g., oy Ed
Custer Valpn (valentine), 4
Auto Zenbro. b. s., by Zem~
vs@ srS- ETixy E1asy fsps"csMs S s tMurphyj.s phys
! Woodcllffe King. b. S, tCoX).3 &
Tommy Pointer, b. s. tHana-
| fin) -. .....,.,.,...,,.-,
| Alice K, b m. (Crommer) DIR
Time. 2;14a 2:osl; 2:loi; 2:osa: 2Iii
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03

of combination. handling his end Of the
exercises with constant and eIicient
alertness.- .i
Eddie Collins as the overseer OF the
second sack. has fixed his. name perma
nently with the greatest VINO ever guard
ed that station,
Barry, the redoubtable Jack. maneuv-
ers In the short field as only an artist
can. His game is finished. heady and
precise, and those who eclipse him can
be counted on the toes of a chickens left
foot. And Baker. the great '''home-run'
demon, is third sacker of the peerless
school.
While each Of these four are brilliant
in their individual performances, they
always merge their talents. playing like
the Musketeers-"Each for all and all
for esch"-and supplementing their IN ~,
viduaI clouting ability which fra ames the
answer as to why the Athletics are
planning the exercises for the raising OF
the next American league pennant. and
Connie Mack's beetling brow is scanned
with perplexity as to his hurler for the
opening game OF the worlds series NEXT
fall-Plank or Bender2
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03

3 SARATOGA, N. 7, Aug. 2-The
spring racing season opened today under
ideal weather and track conditions. Cock
o. The Walk won the Saratoga handi-
cap without being extended. A few rods
before the finish Lahore attempted 10
overtake the leader but il was futile
effort. Rolling Stone was a good third.
At the start OF the feature event, Roll
ing Stone made the pace TO the back
way and Cock O. The Walk. There
Lahore rushed up even to Rolling Stone
and the pair led by length turning Into
the home stretch.
Walk to the front, apparently without
much urging. and the winner ganoped
home. G.. NJ Miller was not serious
contender the race being three-horse
affair after the first quarter of q mile,
No arrests for violation OF the anti
race track gambling laws marked the
flrst day of the race meeting, although
force OF deputies patrolled the track
Sheriff Grppep said he had seen no vlo-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
ATHLETIC CONTESTS
ARRANGED FOR 1915
Sullivan Sails for Berlin Tues
day; Announces Tentative
Programme.

NEW YORK. Aug. 2.-Tentative pro.
grammes for national and international
athletics in connection with the Pan
anna. Pacific exposition at San Francis
co in 1915 were announced by Director
of Athletics James E. Sullivan today
The schedule of sports covers period
from February 90 to December 4, dur
ing which time more than eighty com
petitions including every branch of ath'
letics and sporting contests will be
held.
State and national championships
open TO scholastic, collegiate and a. \.
u. athletes will be featured. Baseball
football, boxing, wrestling, rowing, bi.
cycling. tennis. golf, gymnastics, yacht
ing, bowling, hockey. basketball. shoot
ing, swimming. handball and fencing
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
SARATOGA TRACK OPENS
AFTER FOUR YEARS IDLE
Record breaking Crowd Sees First Days Races;
Absence of Whskbroon II Is Disappointment;
No Arrests for Violating Laws

,lations OF the law. A large force of prl-
yate detectives employed by the asso-
citation also was on duty. Private bet
tors will be protected but bookmaklng
will be prohibited, according 10 a ruling
made by District Attorney McKelvey-
For the first time in four years the
streets of Saratoga were filled with their
old time crowd, here for the opening day
of the racing sea SON.
With hotels already overflowins and
special trains bringing additional thronss
TO the village every hour, the attendance
promised to eclipse records. Every box
In the grandstand has been sold in ad-
vance. The track has been Idle since
1909
The crowd was disappointed by the
prospect that Whisk Broom H. the new
worlds record smasher. would take no
part In the days racing. The great
racer Is reported TO have gone lame re-
Gently and II Is regarded as improbable
that he will race again this year. Six
horses were scheduled to start In the
Saratoga handicap.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03

than do some other thing. Well, that
goes for us, as regards the umpiring
business as steady occupation. Most
everybody is ready to concede that an
umpire's life is thirteen degrees below
a dogs life for troubles, but in this Sc
ries with Great Falls, thirteen can be
multiplied by twenty and still be short
of proper total,
Sam LaRocque has been the goat for
the toughest set in the season 3
matches. He has not only to take it
from both teams, but also from the
grandstand and the bleachers in case
the home team happens TO be losing.
There are always lot of wise folks
away up in the farthest corner of the
stand who can determine balls and
strikes much more accurately than an
umpire can who has his face right down
there where the pitcher sends them
| into port. Also, there are about mil
lion people. more or less, who know
just precisely what happened at second
base on close play. The farther they
are away from the scene OF the play,
the more certain they are about their
cloud of dust as thick as a haystack,
! and, OF course, they know more about
the play than the umpire does who has
his nose almost on the bag.
"Stony" and Flame Today.
There may be better all around um-
pires than Sam LaRocoue IF there
weren I Sam would be in the big
leagues. But al the samee, there isn 7
pFeludieed hair in Sammy's head;
and, By the same token, he stacks UP
with the other umpires in this league
and nd, he loses nothing by comparison,
ball games, if it ever did, beside:
which it has tendency to muss ur
the cards and delay the game.
slabsters will Ill be Stony v McGlynr
and "Flame" Delhi. These two giants
should put UP such duel SIS never
! was.
The game begins this afternoon a
3 clock. which is half an hour earlier
the last league game of the year, Will
the exception of one game with OgdeI
On September ~,
Yesterdays attendance was estimat
ed to be the largest weekday gather
ling of this season, aud the crowd Ger
tainly had it On many and many Sun
day throng both in numbers and il
nolse.
Pretty Ceremony.
Preceding the game Governor vii
liam Spry and Mayor Samuel g, Par
made little talks to the players OF bot
teams The Salt Lake and Great Fall
|, boys were lined up in semi-circlt
where they were introduced to the gov
eTnor and the mayor by the respectiv
. Imanagers.
, Governor Spry told the boys Uta
, was proud of Salt Lake IS ball club an
, that the people of this state had dee
admiration for the Great Falls lad
, The governor predicted that within
5 year or two both Salt Lake and Grea
Falls would be in the Pacific Coas
a league. He added that the games h
, had witnessed here were just as snapp
f ms any he had seen on the ocean eli
a cult, and he made himself solid wit
. the boys by saying they were all hapt
:. some and manly fellows.
I Mayor Park spoke along the san
o lines. He hoped Salt Lake would wi
!, the game then about to start, but
Great Falls won il, he knew that
would be q victory fairly aud sauarel
achieved. He paid both teams man
compliments upon their behavior ar
T. their general demeanor, both on al
- .(Continued on Following Page.l
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03

summary: Two-base hIts-Demaggfo. ROBINSON,
Warren, Three -base hits-rurseon. orfet. Tob!n
Sacrlfice hi.s-Daschbach (2), Shannon. pemasgio
out-By Robinson. !; by Dawson ?, Bases on
balls-of Dawson. j. off Robinson. T. Double
pIay-Whaling TO oriet to Turgeon' saerifice tiy
yam Lett on bases-Mssouls. 4; Butte, 8.
Passed baiI-Auer. Time OF game-I hour 50 min
utes Umpire-Elssy
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03

Summary: Two-baBe hits-Spsnesr. ouIsisy, uin-
son Three-base hits-Jones, RisherE. Stolen
lbases-Murray Cobb Sacrifice hits-8ooreheAd,
Bailnger Runs battcd in-By Luasi t7l. Doruh.
Risborg (al Cobb. Double plays-ouiEley and
Grill enden, Risberz woolums and Jones; Rtseerg
aud Wooums; Cobb, Perkins and RisberE. Wespler1
Rissers and weolumo. struck out-4y Williams
6: by Ballingar. .. Bases on bats-otf s9ilivsn,
sullivan IN two Innings; off Williams. In six
!nnings off Balingor, in nins innings WILD
Murray) Left on tases-Heleua, u Ogden y
Tim. OF sume-1 hour so minutes ppase-
Frary
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
.H|GHLA|VDERS DROP
ANOTHER To BUTTE
Both Dawson and Robinson
Perform Well; buddy
Stars at Bat.

BUTTE. Mont. Aug. Butte took the fourth
straight from Mlssoula today. TO 1, in game
that almost fcatureesS. although we'll pitched
and with a few costly errors ut times. a, others
we'll played. buddy. Buttes third baseman got
three singles. scored throc and walked
ono In his four times Up. Butte hit the more op
portunely.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
Teamwork Is Byword of Quartette


- 1HETHER or not Connie Mack's
MAJ quartette Of fnfleld baseball
NV stars is the strongest combina
w ton in the history OF the game
is question, Of course, on
which a dispute will arise, but as to Its
being the strongest infield combination
of the present day there can be no argu-
ment.
McInnis at first Is by far the most
valuable first sacker In the game. While
perhaps not as brilliant as Chase, when
the latter was at his best he Is unham-
pered by Temperament" and never wob-
bles He never goes In for freak"
plays, always regarding himself as part
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
KN|CHTMEN GET ONE
MORE FROM HELENA
Field Well Behind Ballinger,
Who Pitches Well; Paul
Cobb in Action.
Special to The Tribune.

| Special to The Tribune.
OGDEN. Aug. 2.-The world assumed
a brighter hue for the Knightmen today
when they made II two straight from
the vlgIlantes. the count being to 4.
While the number of blows, as well as
the number, OF bases secured fneTeon, =
punched their allowance and thereby
made Il worth more.
Captain Quigley sent Sullivan to the
mound at the start. but the the young@sser ester
which blanked the knights in his pre-
vious time out. After passing two men
in the third and peggng Wild on Ballin-
throw the ball over the grandstand. al
lowing Perkins TO count Osden's trst
run.
Williams Goes In.
Williams, the tall hurler from Okla
strike his gait until three safe blows.
one for three stations had put four
more across totallng five for the IN
ming Williams then pitched very high
grade ball until the eighth, when sin
gle by Wesser and a triple by Risberg
scored Ogden's sixth point. u
In addition to pitching winning ball.
OF his teammates when support was
really needed. True. some OF the vari-
GUS boots accomplished by the Knights
ters, but four double plays AFFORD some
idea of the work behind Randy when
men or the lines threatened.
Paul Cobb Arrives.
Paul Cobb, brother Of Tyrus, worked
In his first game for the knights THIS
afternoon, being stationed in the right
garden. In both the fielding and hitting
he distinguished himself In manner
which would seem to indicate that he
will make his presence known In Union
association circles. In three trips 10 tne
plate he got two singles. one somewhat
scratchy. but the other clean slap 10
right Paul takes hold OF the Dali IN
u manner not. unlike his famous brother
and, from his general eppeaIa nee IN the
batter's box, should hit with. the best
Of them. In the fieldns line he figured
In a fast double play. mailing Lussl at
second after pulling down Dorch's TEXAS
Ieaguer, which seemed near 10 the I'M
possible The ony possible mark TO ms
disoredt on his first days perform
ance In this company was that OF being
caught off second, pt,
For real busy person, "Swede Hls-
berg at short was unquesuonaply t L,o
busiest man In the Union association tnls
a afternoon In four trips to the plate ne
slapped the ball for three safe. ones, tne
last one for three bags. and driyinS TWO
runs across with that mighty wallop His
fielding activities are also worth l0oKlns
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
Western Tri-State League

Al Indiana polls Cleveland, .; Indianapolis. 3.
A. ST. Louis-Chicago I; 81. Louis, 5.
Al Kansas City-Pittsburs. g; Kansaa CITY, }.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
s.os class trot. purse $1,000. two ir

2os class trot. purse $1,000. two In
three:
Ross B., b g.. by Petronius. by Don
Corbett (Donahue) ......: :.........1 l
Ruth McGregor. b. m, (Murphy), -,,,.2
Cascade. ch. S. (Rodney) ..........3 3
Pee Wee, b. g, fGeers) ..,...-,.-,, Dis
2.ls class trot. $4,000 three In five:
Lord Dewey. b. g., by Admiral
Dewey Extasy (Snedecker) .,.-l
Lula Worthy. b. M. (CoX) .s.,,,-9 2
DR. Thorne. 5. 9, (Snow) --.......3
The Guide. b. S. (Geersl ,,..-p5 8
Time, 2:13A; 2:l2a; 2;10
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03

Salt Lake 6, Great Falls Z.
At Butte-Butte Z, Missoula 4.
At Ogden-Ogden 6, Helena 4.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
lighting Spirit"

ow famous "fghting spirit
ester club was again in evil
'sterday, although the heady
[pok precious good care that
pf slop over the edges until
ne game. In the ninth inning g
s put ont Of the grounds for
little flyer at Umpire La
#Itb words and symbols not
~ books on "The Best Usage
"a. Toner was reluctant to
n La ROGUE had recourse to
<es of n grounds policeman,
however, did not have to
ming more forceful than his
puwers,
Feat Falls lads aIso spilled a
Of their n fighting spirit
'cond, when the whole nine OF
stioned the umpire 3 decision
2 extent that tho arbiter be
" balls against their pitcher
vas the fortunate recipien'
Tits and they helped him t,
resulted. in no further bene
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03

P to midnight Salt Lake doctors
had reported GA cases of heart
attacks, suddenly developed.
Some Of the physicians were
puzzled concerning the cause of
kartling number of patients de-
|nf medical attention within the
pace of an hour These physi-
had not heard about the ball
at Lucas Field.
|0ok two hours and eighteen min
10 play the game, which means
here were Just i3S thrills, one for
minute. Even tue most hard
old fans cannot assimilate 1873
rRcking, heartrending minutes
ut feeling the effects thereof.
'rly Fought Battle.
sn Great Falls made six runs in
.rd inning, making the score 7 to
l00ked like hopeless case for
Ike But it WASH T. Even that
}dous lead did not take the heart
the Skyscrapers, and when the
Found up the score was TO 6.
Lake repeatedly had the bases
fut the batsmen couldn I deliver
<essHTy blow. In one inning the
eam had the sacks chokcd three
put the best they could do was
q pitched three and two-thirds
3 when he grew wild and
Hlldebrand was sent in. The
ID hits off the two Electric pitch
1lbered only six. Erickson was
= Tor thirteen, but his opponents
1augerous only III that fatal
1 Z Tie 1t Up.
e ninth inning Sal, Lake came
. whisker of tying the score
I came to the rescue in that
ID U1th hard drive over the left
= "a fence, but he was unfortu.
4 <Rpse there was nobody On at
4 Ike got another man on in the
! nd, bat an outfeld fly was the
s@ ~ <e IS such a thing as breaks OF
X ne bat Salt Lake certainly had
= nal Jinks On them yesterday
> "a that has fourteen men left
w can be set down as coming
y lose to having done some bust
~ 'ose who do not believe in the
~ @Qodco can attribute the fail
~ fome Of those fourteen acros.
~ Inability to connect with thu
y osc who do not believe ir
!, nave the better Of the areu
. 1ar as Yesterdays game i,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-03
/ as a Profession.

|fo often heard some soft.
OF rest say he would rath,
With . pick and shovel
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-02-14
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
DEAFNESS is caused by an infamed con
dition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in
famed you have a run1b1ing sound or inn
perfect hearing, and when it is entirely
closed, deafness is the result, and unless
the Inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condition
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by catarrh
which is nothing but an inflamed condi
ton of the mucous surfaces,
We will give one hundred dollars for
any case of deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars free.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa
ton. 1915
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-02-14
VILLAGE OF DoNNELLY
Total Tax
A-A
Notice of Hearing Upon Petition
of Freeholder

Whereas, petition signed by Hans
M. Olson, a freeholaer of school Dis
trict No. S. in this county. represent.
ing that he is the owner of the follow
ing described lands, situated in said
District, to wit:
So SCI. sec. 10. Twp. 1875, Rg. Al.
And that said lands adjoins school
District No. 2.
And that he desires to be set off
with his lands from said District No.
IS to said District No. 2 for the follow.
ing reasons, that he will be Z Of a
mile nearer to school. besides having
the advantage Of the better road and
company for his children to and from
school, as his ineighbors are nearly all
in said District No. 2, said petition.
has been presented to the County
Board Of Stevens county, and asking
that his said lands may be set off from
said District No. 5 to said District
No. 2 and the said Board has ap-
pointed time and place for hearing
thereon. Therefore.
Notice is hereby given that said
petition will be heard by said Board,
at session thereof, commencing on
the Bird day of March. A. D.. 1913,
at 10 o'clock in the forenoon. at the
office of the County Auditor in the
city of Morris, in said county, at
which time and place the said Board
will hear the evidence and the argus
ments of all persons interested. for or
against granting the prayer of the
petitioner.
Dated at Morris, Mimi, Jan. 9th,
1913
By order of the County Board.
F. E. Ware,
County Auditor and Ex-Officio Clerk
of Board.