Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-01

and rd like Go arrow what wouie be-
come 81 farmers IL there weren't any
Consumers" And the old man went
out 30 the staCksSfd and threshed the
y heat within an inch 90 lis iiie.--
Denver Field and Farm.
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Dani-Dsn't 1-ku-
TUESDAY remarkable storm
visited the Black Range country
There were tremendous flashes Of
lightning and al the same time the
wind blew a eale that had teeth In Il
and felt IKE the blade 81 a damascus
sword az 80 degrees below xoro. "a
Iiiiisnoro Free Press
D.
OLD JIM HARDur. down az Ar
tesla. says his wife forsos 90 water the
kadir corn one night this summer
and he's afraid Il won't take a prize
az the Alfalfa Festival. Dat he says he
has a tumbieweed on his quarter Sec
ton that VIII beat anything In this
section 81 the country.
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WHEN THE FROST is on the
COUNTERS ana the cobwebs on the shelf.
store besides yourself, and your stock
q getting shelf-worn and the grocer
les are stale and bills enough are
coming due 20 make a banker pale,
OH, then's the time a Teller a. a getting
kind OF blue, and b puzzled how TO
know just what's the proper thing TO
do. But In such n situation one sure
remedy applies. u you want to get
the customers you've got 10 advertise.
d.
Dads Weapon.
THEY's LOTS of fancy rifles. that
pumps and jerks and slides. an loacs
ihcirsclf while shootin, and has much
more doo-dides: they claim they'll
shoot for forty miles and bust clean
through a hill; ye simply give one
trigger pun an they viii shoot until
the COWS comes home 70 breakfast;
they got mushroom bullet that
leaves ye naught but chicken hash
when Ger ye shoot pullet; they're
purity and they're shiny an the price
h. sompin' fierce; they hold ten dozen
they's nothin' they won't
pierce. But these new tangled shoot
In Irons. when all - said and done
they don't bring home the bacon like
my dads old squirrel Gun.
O.
BUT YOU CANT always bring "a
woman 90 time by carrying her pic
tufe Ia your watch.-Atlanta Journal.
And sometimes shen stop the
watch.
q
EVEN THE SWEET girl graduate
may not know what her own name
viii De a year hence.
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PITY tho Poor Duck.
Messrs. Ashley. Dewey Dimon. l.. y.
Cary, X. "A. Pringle, Harry Slack, T.
A. Jluebodcaux, Jack cotton, J.. 4.
Young, sam Woods. Dave Woods.
Dave Brown, T. r. smalling. and j.
A. Gordon we're out ia Mariana lake
last sunday with blood in their eyes
and murder IN their hearts for duck.
They got one duck, but they did not
say which one.-Galiup independent
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signs OF the Times,
In White HORSE. Y. r.. Every time
YOU take drink here things look
IN brussels: "Toupees
made from Belgian nair on 4"
PcOrin transfer barn "Our slogan.
two men on trunk SO scratching
on walls" Ia Milwaukee saloon.
Mud bath with each drink ON
Irving park bouleYards. Broken
lenses duplicated. and This store
win move across the street ''--C CHI
oago Tribune.
QUERY the American who is
warned by Mr Wilson 10 leave Pied
fas Norras b. unable go gel out and
gets murdered by the rebels. viii he
have any recourse against hls Bov-
eminent
O.
ANS u i Carfanzlsta raids fed
orm chIl-puieh. and 81 General iiucr-
la declares aguinst third term. aud
10 Mr. Bryan gets &i5S.yb for "a chau-
iauaua lecture ut Hucksport mc, ana
~ ae make Il present go Mexico 81 nn
American Investment of billion doi-
lars Mex. how far Is 81 from That
lenepantla 10 cornish. y. 49, by
freight train On cloudy day.
o.
THAT rs what this administration
has made Justly famous as AN Eyu5-
i've Answer.
D
SOME or these unpleasant Hcpuo-
licans keep referring a. the tariff
measure as the Under Woodpile.
D.
PERSONALLY IL We decide to
visit the strike bolt up in Colorado
we shall take along a bullot-proot
umbrella.
D
THE GOOD ROADS congress in
Detroit is having fuss over husi-
ness roads as against pleasure ROADS
our idea would boz 90 build q road
first and chriaten 70 altorward.
~ ID. J.
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\ Marvellous EsFapc.
"My little boy had a marvellous cs-