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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
INDICATED

The Richmond Virginian's
effrontery is colossal. In the
same column in which it up-
braids US and recommends our
expulsion from the Paragraph
ers' union for surmising that
game chickens are such fighters
because they are fed on scraps, )"
we find this: why not designate
the nursery of the new home
the bawl room?" However, both
of these crimes fade into
insignificance beside the an
nouncement of the Savannah
Press that King Peter tells his
subjects, Il can no longer
Servia. columbia State.
To vindicate ourselves of the
charge of effrontery and to con-
Wet the State we have but to
quote the following paragraph !:
Either Caruso's very bones
are musical, as the London dis
patch says, or his press agent is
an accomplished Tyre. "-Rich-
mond Virginian.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
Fathers Day

Fathers day, Think of that!
We are going to have it. The
country is about to be fair with
the old fellow and give him his
due in the way of honor and
glory, as well as mother. All
this seems to have been definite
ly settled upon, and in conse-
quence thousands of Dads all
over the land are thus soon
perking up a bit and concluding
that they are perhaps not as bad
and intolerable q lot as their ilk
has generally been regarded.
For these many moons" says
the Philadelphia Inquirer, 1--WE
have been singing the praises of
mother-and deservedly-and
telling of what dreary world
it would be without her, and all
the while father has been stand
ing around as unnoticed and as
neglected as the bridegroom at
the wedding. He has been look
ed upon, or rather tolerated, as
necessary evil. indeed, he has
been spoken of, in some quarters
at least, in terms of reproach
and reision. We all remember
the beautiful ballad which
blatantly called attention to the
fact that everybody toiled but
poor old dad. The refrain of
that song as taken up every
here, and the enthusiasm with
which it as sung by all sorts and
conditions of people would lead
one to suspect that the author
had made a remarkable dis
covery, which he was only toe
glad to share with the world.
Now all this is to be changed
and dad is to be placed on a
pedestal and flowers laid at his
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
A CONFESSION
Hopes Her Statement, Made Public,
will Help Other Women.

Hines, Ala must confess", saws
Mrs: Eula Mae Reid, of this place, "thaI
Cardul, the wonlan's tonic, has done me
a great deal of good.
Before | commenced using Cardui.
would spit up everything ATE. | had a
tired, sleepy. feeling all the time, and was
irregular. could hardly drag around,
and would have severe headaches CON.
tiruouSly.
Since taking Cardui, have entireI,
quit splitting up what eat. Everythiri
seems TO digest all right, and | hav
gained 10 pounds in weight"
If you are victim of any OF the numer
Gus Ills SO Common to your sex, it
wrong 10 suffer.
For hall century, Cardui has been re
lieving just such ills, as is proven by tfu
thousands of letters, Similar TO The above
which pour into our Office, year by year.
Cardui is successful because If is COM
posed ofingredients which act specifically
on the Womanly constitution, and helms
build the weakened organs back 10 heal;h
and strength.
Cardui has helped others, and will helm
you. too. Get bottle today. Vol
won't regret 1t. Your druggist sells il.
Write to: Chattanooga Medicine Co.. Indies, "A.
vsoiy Dept. chattanooga. Tenn. for Special IN
STuet.ons on your case and Gi-page book, Home
'sA'"''' ''' women seat In plain MsppsG NC I7o
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
For Lazy People

Those gentlemen in Tazewell,
averse to early rising, will be
interested in the following:
Assistant Secretary of Agri-
culture, DR.. B. r. Galloway, has
received a letter from a
correspondent who claims to be
1.-THE guy that can take the crow
out of the rooster" DR.. Gallo
way was so rejoiced at the rec
eipt of the news, which, he
thinks, will eventually put the
chicken in every back yard, that
he asked the Bureau of Animal
Industry to experiment at once
with view of soft pedaling
! Growing ROSTERS.
The author of the letter SAYS
that by removing one of the
vocal cords of an ordinary
rooster, which can be done by a
simple operation, the noise that
wakes" people at the break of
day can be eliminated without
Iinjuring the rooster, except his
feelings. The desire to crow is
left in the chicken, and he goes
through the motion of tapping
his wings, arching the neck,
and opening the mouth, but the
effort is noiseless.
1t was suggested that absorb
ent cotton be put in the neck of
the rooster after the operation,
as a precaution. The cotton, the
correspondent said, not only
served the ordinary purpose, but
produced, when the rooster tried
to crow, a pleasing whistling
sound.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
MAKING GOOD

Many people of this commun-
ity remember Rev. Mr.. Adam,
who supplied the pulpit of the
Baptist church here and in the
county some years ago. and will
be glad to know that he is doing
good work in the ministry. He
has taken unto himself wife"
and is comfortably situated in
Belle Vernon, Pennsylvania.
The Enterprise of that town has
the following:
Last Sunday evening the
Grand Army of the Republic,
Sons of Veterans and Sons of
Veterans Auxiliary marched in
a body to the Baptist church
where an appropriate address
was delivered by the pastor,
Rev. w. Adam.
In the speakers Introductory
remarks he dwelt much on the
fine service that had been rem
dered for the country by those
who sat before him; their
splendid courage and unfailing
zeal should place them in very
high esteem by their country
men.
The text on which the sermon
was based was taken from 2
Tim, AZ: 81 Have Fought a
Good Fight" The Apostle Paul
was a soldier in every sense of
the word, and at the close of
life he could look up to his
Great Commander and say, Il
have fought a good fight"
The speaker concluded by say
ing. that he hoped that every
one would be enabled at the
close of life to say, 81 have
fought a good fight" and
through the grace of God be
given an abundant entrance into
His everlasting kingdom"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

unworthy feet and verses recited
il his honor The red rose has
been selected as an appropriate
emblem for father, and on one
day in the year everybody-or
nearly everybody-is to wear
that flower in order to let the
world know that, in spite of all
lis faults, they dearly love the
old man."
In all justice it should be said
that a citizen of Lynchburg first
suggested the square deal for
Father; urged the observance of
a Fathers day. and pointed out
that poppies would be the appro-
pirate flower to be worn on that
occasion. This he did some three
years since, in a letter to The
News, and in due time we shall
make insistence that he be
accorded all rightful honor. As
he is he father of nothing else
it might be well to give him the
proud designation of the Father
of Fathers day.-The Lynch.
burg News.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
Hanging 4 Newspaper

The Roanoke Times has
arrived at the conclusion some
thing unusual for The Tines to
do that the CIinch Valley News
should be hanged. That would
be quite unique event in the
of weekly newspaper. Most of
them go the starvation route,
that being the formal, approved,
and time hodorel method of
demise.
But we are rather Impressed
with the idea of hanging. 1t has
more of the strenuous element
and less of disgrace. Ard again.
this process would afford the
paper the one opportunity of
telling the truth on a lot of folks
without running the risk of get
ting the editor whipped. Also,
please imagine if you can, the
real delight there would be in
pronouncing Il last farewell
blessing on the heads of those
delinquents. who have read the
paper for two generations back
and never paid cent for i'll
However, as The Wise Vir-
gilman is a most conservative
newspaper and not given readily
to innovations of any kind. we
are not yet willing to endorse
unreservedly the system of
hanging last proposed by our
esteemed Roanoke contemporary.
We prefer to keep it under
observation" for a while and to
study facts and results espe-
cially results more infinitely.
Hanging a newspaper might be
regarded as too progressive"
! by somebody, in which event we
should be compelled to capitulate
Immediately.
| Meanwhile, The Roanoke
Times and the Clinch Valley
| News can go ahead with their
fuss; It's none of our business.
The Wise Virginian.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
ONLY ONE PARTY

In the last weeks issue of our
esteemed contemporary, the
Clinch Valley News. occurred
the following:
The above erroneous state
ment IS in keeping with that
other statement, which declared
that there are two democratic
parties in TaZewell- progressive
and reactionaries, and Just
about as true"
1t is true it would be a mis-
homer to speak of anything
democratic being progressive,
but that there is two factions
within the ranks of that
organization machine and anti
machine, is well known. The
News itself admits this for on
the same page with the same
page with the article above
quoted it says:
One man said the other day,
If he is appointed and confirm
ed postmaster here it will wreck
the party in this county, sure.
Another man, equally wise
and honest, said If he,' mean
ing another candidate, is not
appointed and confirmed the
county democratic party will be
ruined.
$50 there, you are, pro and
con. Nothing of the kind. 1t
matters not who gets the job
the party will continue to strug-
gle on. 1t has had foes without
and foes within for many years"
On inconsistency thy name is
democracy and the best exponent
OF thy failings, is thy weekly
newspapers. --Tazewell Repub-
lican.
There are not 1.-TWO Demo
cratic parties in Tazewell. "
True, there may be a small sized
faction, but this does not mean
"a separate party. The Tazewell
Republican has had such over
doses of factions and parties in
these pipi g days, that it cannot
think along any other than con-
fused lines. "There are no Bull
Moose, stand-pat, defunct Demo
Gratis in Tazewell. There are a
few men, perhaps, who are
hypercritical, and know little nj
what "the machine" so-called,
has had to contend with, but
wait, We doubters, if there be
such until an election comes
around and see how they will
stand. If our friend, who seems
to be so well informed on things
Democratic, will name one OF
two "reactionaries" in this
community we will thank him
to do so. "Put up or shut up"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
A MENACE

The cleaner and more sanitary
horse stables are kept fewer
will be the number of flies.
Few things" says DR.. Levy,
are more dangerous to the
health of a community than a
filthy stable" Gas Il rule" he
says. flies do not travel over one
hundred yards from their breed
ing place" People living within
that distance of q poorly kept,
filthy stable where horses are
kept, are greatly plagued by the
flies, and forced to expend
money for screens. Flies, it is
declared, costs the city of Rich
mond $3.50, 900 a year, to say
nothing of lives lost by the
spread of disease by the flies.
Look to the horse barns.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
FATHERS DAY"

Cheer up and spruce up, We
bald-headed, down-trodden, hen
pecked, horny-handed, neglected
sons of toll! There is to be
Fathers day, according to the
Lynchburg News and Philadel-
phia Inquirer. Dad" and
Pop" is to come into his own
and be recognized as somebody,
and as playing some small part
at least, in mundane matters.
Instead of belittling the "old
man" he is to be elevated and
honored. The mothers have had
their days over and over again.
And, on the principle that
every dog has his day." the
daddys are to have theirs. Good
Name the day for Virginia
brother Addison, or shall it be
national. And, by the way,
come to think of it, where will
brother Addison come in? How
will he, and other of his
reprehensible class, get into the
charmed circle? Think of it. he
clai ms the honor of suggesting,
as long as three years SINCE,
the observance Of Fathers day.
How and why such a suggestion
should occur to him is a mystery.
Anyway, let US have Fathers
day!
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
CLEANSE ITSELF

So, the Senate of the United
States is to investigate itse If.
The Bible urges, Let a. man
examine himself" but the time
comes in the course of human
events, when it is necessary TO
have somebody else do the
eXaming. Heretofore "investipa-
tons meant only "white-wash-
lngs," and the brush was freely
applied. In this good day of an
honest attempt to be honest, and
a pledge to give the people an
honest administration there will
be no mixing of whitewash. A
recipe is given out in the books
for making a fine quality of
whitewash, said to be used bv
the government employees at
Washington, and a good recipe
it is.
Also, the administration has
a recipe for another kind which
has been freely used il the past.
when anything went wrong,
"a commission" was appointed,
and the brushes gotten out, and
"a report fled" claim mot
sustained" and there it ended
Will there be still use for the
brush in Washington?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
BUILD A HOTEL

Build a fine, modern hotel on
the Surface property. This is an
admirable site, and really the
only suitable site available. The
property is not well adapted for
town lot residences generally.
but, to build a modern Inn where
the Surface residence now
stands, leaving the meadow for
a lawn, tennis courts, baseball
grounds, ETC., would make up
an attractive and valuable asset
to the social and financial future
of this community. The money
is here. Can it be had for this
purpose?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
Phone No. 81
SAME AS ELSEWHERE

What is the matter in Taze-
well? In the Graham Banner we
find two formidable pistol items.
One is that on the road from
Richlands to the mines up Big
Creek there was entirely too
much shooting" Saturday night.
More than a thousand shots were
fired. Officer Tom Brown sum-
moned several offenders. Some
appeared and were fined for
carrying and firing pistols.
Others disappeared. The same
night at Richards Robert Car
ter and his wife were walking
behind Clinton Smith and some
friends when one of the party
stumbled over a recumbent cow.
An alteration arose from this
curions circumstance and Carter
and Smith "drew their guns
in the most natural way in the
woodland fell to firing, Carter
being dangerously wounded.
Does everybody in that part
of Tazewell go armed all the
time, and why? Any expecta-
lions of Il war? Tazewell people
have the reputation Of being
peaceful and law abiding. Why,
then, is it necessary for all men
to pack guns, even when walk
ing quietly with their wives at
ten O'Clock at night?
And does not the Banner think
that if something 4 little more
drastic was done than summon
ing men who carry deadly
weapons and shoot along pub
lie highway, giving them
opportunity to depart, and fin
ing those offenders who chose to
appear, the custom of going
armed and being a menace to
life and peace would be rather
less general?-The Roanoke
Times.
The same thing that is the
matter" with Roanoke count Y
and city, and many another
community. We have lot of
"bullies" and buffers who
think it an evidence Of bravery
and manliness to carry a gun,
and this class load up on mean
liquor and then trouble starts.
No, nothing peculiar to Tazewell
in this reprehensible habit. This
class of pistol toters don't al
ways get off so easily as seems
to have been the case in Rich
lands community. There are
some officers in this county
whom this pistol-toting crowd
dread. The laws on the subject,
however, are not as drastic as
they should be. There should be
a law forbidding the sale of
pistols and pistol cartridges,
and, as West Virginia has done,
compel pistol-toters to take out
a license and carry their guns
on the outside, in full view. A
pistol in one pocket and a pint
of liquor in the other pocket, if
carried at all should be placed,
as red flags are, where every
body can see the danger signals.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
Kick Your Calomel out the Back Door.

Have you heard about the new liver
remedy that John e. Jackson IS selling
so much of? Don't bother any more
with calomel; the new remedy is SAT-
er, better, surer and no after misery
or distress.
And here's statement that shows
how good CARSWELL'S LIVER-AID
is; if you buy it for any ailment fol-
which We recommend it and you are
not satified with results money back
without any red tape at John E. Jack
sons.
CARSWELL'S LIVER AID is pure
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

ly vegetable; is pleasant to take
(Which makes it the ideal remedy to
clean out the bowels of the little ones)
it acts on the liver without harshness,
gently but surely drives the poisonous
gas and foul accumulation from the
bowels
1t banishes constipation, ends the
misery of sick headache, stomach dis
tress, and Indigestion, and for m alaria
and kidney disease it is surely quick
acting, splendid medicine.
Get a bottle of CARSWELL' s
LlV ER-AID today - SO cents is all
you need.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

The number of aut omobiles in
this section seems to be grow
ing. When the prices get down
on a level with the bicycle then
newspaper men can learn to run
a car of their own. Until then
they will have to be contented
to run a newspaper. -Pittsyl-
vania Tribune.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

1t is now well known that not more
than one case of rheumatism in ter
required any internrl treatment what
ever All that is needed is free
application of Chamberlain I4iniment
and massaging the parts at each appl-
cation. Try it and see how quickly il
will relieve the pain and soreness.
Sold by all dealers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
Craving For Narietv

The servant girl who had been given
an afternoon Off to attend matinee
returned unusually early.
Why" said her mistress, "you sure
~ couldn't have waited to see the
whole performances"
NO. maam." was the reply. at said
on the program that act s was the
same as act l, and don't want to see
again. London Opinion.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
N NJ 4 / Horfo!kGWestsrn RI
Schedule Effective
May 26, 1913.

Ly. Tazewell for Norton,
9:44 am 3:04pm
Lv. Tazewell for Bluefleld.
11:05 am Damn
From Bluefleld East bound.
9.15 m for Roanoke, Lyncbbpro
Norfolk and all points on Shenandoah
iivlsion, Pullman sleeper and cafe car
t. Ioanoke. Pullman to NorRolI,
Parlor car Roanoke and Richmond
Sleeper Roanoke and New Yorl.
Dining Car. A'
7.C5 IL m daily for East Radso,d
roanoke and intermediate stations,
1926 p m daily for Roanoke. LYNCH
Durg and intermediate stations and tbe
shenandoah Valley. Pullman sIeener
Gary to New York Poi
9.35 p m for Roanoke, Lvncbhur,,
Richmond, Norfolk. Pullman sleener,
10 Norfolk, and Roanoke to Richmond
wEsTBoUND.
$40 m for Kenova. Portsmouth,
columbus, st. Louis and the west
Pullman sleeper to Columbus
cate car. ous'
o'!o m for Kenova, Portsmouth
Cincinnati, Columbus, West, No,tnwos,'
F',i''nn' sleeper toCincinnati, Columbus
7f' ar to Williamson. ''''D'
1880 m. for Williamson and In
tcflnediate stations.
~ for Welch and Intermediate
Stations Pulln,o,, Oh. A''Suitto
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

When your child has whooping cough
be careful TO keep the cough loose and
expectoration easy by giving Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy ms may be
required. This remedy will also Ii
quify the tough mucus and make it
easier to eXpectorate. 1t has been
used successfully in many epidemics
and is safe and sure. For sale by all
druggists.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

Some editors, it is claimed,
know full well when a man is a
ar and how large the spoon
should be in order to hold the
requisite quantity,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

A sprained ankle may as a rule be
cured in from three to four DAVIS bv
applyin Chamberlain Liniment and
observing the directions with each
bottle. For sale by all druggists.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

There 10 no real need of anyone be
ing troubled with constipation. Cham
berlain's Tablets will cause an agree
able movement of the bowels without
any unpleasant effects. Give them q
trial. For sale by all druggists.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

When you jump on the aver
age editor for the proof you'll
likely get it, or come within 6
few cents of it, anyway.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
G q 8 7 Q RIA

Mary wore hobble shirt.
That one could see clear thru,
But now she puts a width inside
And cuts off all the veiw.
Vance, in Staunton Leader.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06
Newest Discovery For Sick Liver
Constipation, Sick Headache
And Malaria

Everyone Feels Fine First Day After Taking LlverAd
No More Caomel For People of Tazewel. Money
Not Satisfied.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

There are certain spoons used
on tables called ladies'. They
are spoons alright, but hold a
lott
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-06-06

After all the fuss Mr.. Roose-
welt gets six cents damages.
Gee whiz! Did he ever believe
that anything ever owned or
said was worth so small a sum?
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-12-18
Christmas Candy

We carry only the best-LlGGlTT'S and FEN.
WAYS, which are without doubt the best money
can buy These goods are put up In fancy boxes,
ranging in price at Csc, &c. 40c Soc 60c soc and 81
During the holidays will sell the famous Saturday
Candy which usually retails for 40c at the astonishing
price of 29c These delicious sold only at
The Rexall Store.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-12-18
The Best Grades in Silverware
We Give An Unlimited Guarantee With
Every Purchase of Rockford Ware.

Knives and Forks, both plain and satin finish han
dies, Fruit Knives, Dinner knives, Dessert Knives,
Hollow Handle Sets, Game Sets, Teaspoons, Table
Spoons, Dessert Spoons Jeley Spoons, Soup Spoons,
Spoons, Baby spoons, Gravey Ladies, Cream Ladies,
Meat Forks, Salad Forks, Pickle Forks, Spoon Trays
Sugar longs Cake Trays, Bread Trays Jelly Servers
Cracker Jars, spoon Holders Etc We have some
very pretty sets for the baby. We also have large
variety of Sterling lea Spoons; and many designs in
Tea, Table and Dessert Spoons ranging up from the
very lowest of prices.
We will engrave any and all pieces Of Sverware
bought from FREE OF CHARGE.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-12-18

With Merry Christmas and Happy
New Year to ALL we are as ever,
Your Old Standby.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-12-18
Xmas Boxes

We have several boxes packed especially for Xmas.
These are the best brands and at reasonable prices.
The world wide Black IL White Cigars, which
without doubt the best at any price, put up in boxes
for Xmas at only 81 25 and $3.50.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-12-18
= . . T. -

We have complete line The most popular anC
best works of our famous writer's. Also large sci
ectiOn OF juvenile books for the boys and girls
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-12-18
The Most Pleasing Gift

We haYe fine selection of Watches with
both open and hunting cases with which we
give 20 OF 20 year guarantee.
Give the Boy Watch
The famous Rexall watch at 81. This watch
is equal in quality and accuracy as time
piece to any watch sold from $3.50 to $500.