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The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05
CONFINED TESTIMONY
fhs Kind oasaweoA aDstAgs 1saAsr
CaanDt Doabt

Doan's Kidney Pills have stood the
test.
The test Of time-the hardest test
Of all.
Thousands gratefully testify.
To quick relief-to lasting results.
Glenwood Springs readers can no
longer doubt the evidence.
It's convincing testimony-twice
told and we'll confirmed.
Glenwood Springs readers should
profit by these experiences.
Mrs. Sarah Mustoe, Buena Vista,
Colo, says: "The action of my kid
neys wasn't right. Doan's Kidney
Pills helped me greatly. am glad to
confirm the testimonial I gave several
years ago."
The above 10 not an isolated case.
Mrs. Mustoe is only one Of many in
this vicinity who have gratefully en-
dorsed Dosn's. If your back aches-if
your kidneys bother you, don't simply
ask for kidney remedy-ask distinct
" for Doaa's KiAnsy RtllA the same
that Mra Nustoe had. Soc all stores
Foster Nilburn Co., Props, Buffalo. N
"
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05

tsls say have hssa ssAsssA - -
vAisA ttey ny have bsea essa0A
r. naking Il tAs.s acAs fsAsss'
effsases, Together With ~ ssvss9y
of the p..isA.sst provided. b ssBsss'
ed 70 prevese ..eh eine ef tAis shAs-
aeteF, - al effeeders have . WAeas-
some fear ef Unitsd States ooSsts go
the ps0Aptssss snd certainly visa
which they nsts cut psaisAnssG
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05

L0Goo - th&D!" 0Eea0im01 M
Harlow. IookiAG ~ froa u nssuAa3
Dapse seross tAs tabas sa hse lakha02
tA-lAv, Who y ths oaly othsr Aaahaa
Of the family vAo has tine 70 hA0aQ
over breakfast- Here's Q DlAaa
where women are valued - tAag Wee0
in the days Of chivalry."
where - this mediaeval hanlstrA
asked Mr.. Harlow between sips a
coffee.
Somewhere out west" replied Nra.
Harlow. rather vaguely. for she haA
already begun to read the daily
preachment on the womAn's page. thio
time concerning street car mannerA
"Ths young men OF the place have
written our mayor, asking hin to seaA
IN immediate shipment Of young woaS
en-. They promise then husbaAAas
homes and happiness. Imagine yoan0
nsa hsrs n ths east sa0se - -
change baeAsloe AFesAo0 Sse ~
g1svsst q al Pss0sos1hll1G3asi.
NJ. Harlow noA1sA un1ssseaAAiA0
b. It = 70 NV 6sslso n thAs Das4
= ~ eosntFy." ~ declared. ''tAs -
0Aal vas ~ . Usa1 ~ ysas4
- .... :
Il vas . young AaA Ayse6 tAsaS
- eoatinssA, Fsninisesatly, ''anA ono0
Whaa vas o. . AnntiAg Trip IN Mo-
sosh pat ~ over aiSht q farnss'
house whsre there were tAFes so01
and only one 1anghtss.
''6hortly after got tAsrs Q vasoQ
drove uD containing two young msa,
who were Instantly ushered into thd
parlor. Supper was then served. bod
while We were eating the bowling q
the dogs announced . newcomer. q
was . third young man. The mothst
rose to admit him, but the 6aughtsQ
rushed forward.
Don't get up. maw!' she said. 'Itia
one of my fsllers. Como in, Jim.
Howdy dor
After supper I was invited to sit II
the kitchen. Jim was left in sole poas
session of the sitting room. ScarceA
ly were We comfortably settled In th4
kitchen when . fourth young MAJ
made his appearance.
The house consisted Of only thre4
rooms. Two beaus were already In IL
parlor, and ono in the sitting room.
kUOtO Woo uOIoA08 AOG eN0 k1oS 0O.02h
therefore, except to make himsek -
happy - he could in the kitchsa. vhila
The young lady divided her attsatioa
impartially between tie four. Tea
minutes later tAere were two more ~
nvals.
"'Ths widdsrers.' The youngest boq
explained. audibly.
AT nine o'clock I wanted to O
to bed, and the father divinsA ~
wishes.
I'm sorry, stranger he said, but
the only bed 10 in the parlor. and this
10 courtin' night Them two II
the parlor never leave afore mid
night, and the other four'n straggls
along 1ater.
Friday night is purity bad. but
Sundays it's wuss. Last Sunday night
there was ten on 'em: and the gals
gittin' moren more partic'lar!'
Seeing no other resource. betooh
myself to . haystack in the yard and
the old man remarked as he lighted
me along:
Yes, sir, courtin's always brisk II
Missouri i!'"-Youth's Companion.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05
FoR burma B1uIs1s AND SORES

The quickest and surest cure for
burns, bruises, boila, sores, inflamma-
tion and all skin diseases 10 Bucklen s
Arnioa salve. In four days it cured
l. H. Haflin Of Iredell, Tex, Of . sore
on his ankle which panied him % he
could hardly walk. should be in every
house. Only Csc. Recommended by
Chas. D. Barnes.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05

in the hall and presently Mrs. Ben.
ming stood before him tragically hold.
ing out something brown.
"Huh?" asked Benning, peering at
tAe brown thing.
What, may I ask" demanded his
wife. ARE you doing with brown silk
stockings in your coat pocket, Arthur!
Kindly answer me that"
She shook out the hosiery to its
full and incriminating length.
"Doat look 20 idiotic!" she cried
when she could stand the strain nc
longer.
"why-why." stammered Benning.
Il don't know . th-thing about them
Whereupon Mrs. Bennins went into
Mysteries and cried that Benning never
had loved her anyway and what had
sAs. ever done that such an awful thing
should blight her life?
Darling" cried the frantic ben
Aing. ''let me explain!"
Then s1plain!" blazea his wife.
Good Lord!" groaned Benning. ii.
~ . wild instant. Il can't! -
Il shall 60 home to mother" IN.
noanced Mrs. Benning. II shall tell
tAs janitor to bring up my trunks."
TAs rest Of that night Mrs. Beanins
AsaA her outraged head very high
WAfls carrying things from the closets
and bureau drawers to trunks, Ben
ning alternately tagging after her.
Dttsoasly expostulating, or sunk In the
blegoot armchair in IN attitude ex'
peesstvs Of complete wearinsss with
~ world.
4 know II sounds foolish" he
neane1, TO cay don't know how the
esaAssnAsd tAinss got tAers. bat-
! n certainly doss!" Ars. Begging
asss1sa him, ffostily. 7 a& least gave
~ exeatt for more Imagination"
n Was ~ aftsr Mn. Dsnntng -
AsDs0Asas1 ~ . tan n tAs nosn1ng
- - yAsoe raAg aAl Deaa1AG
Goonhbsl = T. -9
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Hses. 4erryi. yslled .BsnninG.
'oDsnsu1Ae eane1ln1y . MA Dsna1nG.
00 - uBsn - th1si~ jne
I - Asot easols ~ MA Dsna1nG
GD0A 0o0m1D hAse, WAsa IL sRJ1hG
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- Vssk - ~ - unDank
~ p11V Nsva. =
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The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05
THIS JOB sTuMPs UNCLE SAM
Carpenter Ass "Nv~ch," and Psrsoa-
ally Appiiss for Piaes - xyso.
tsmy's Assistant.

Having sent out an appeal for some
one to pass an examination for the
position Of assistant In xylotomy in
tho forest service, the civil servics
Commission now wishes It hadn't
Ever since the call for patriot who
would bring to the Job the Qualincar
tions for . college professor and COZ
sent to exchange his learning for .
government salary Of $1,000 . year.
the commissioners have been busy a.
planning the meaning OF The term
When the once opened the other day
Q forbidding-looking visitor was await.
ing tho chief clerk of the commisston.
gay. Bo." said the stranger. Tn q
carpenter. and q guy gimme the hunch
that you wanted . 'stllytommy.' Herr
I am. The guy told ne It had some
thing to Do with 'woodworkia'.
The chief clerk explai1sd that andss
tAs sxaminatioa rsquirsnsats The -
ptrant for he peAes would have =
saucaAats 1aAy sstsatt0e Droessns. -
oloes . university training . knovf
sAes a botany and . eo0Jases Hae'
tsey q H. 0sgaaa lnngaagA.
~WAski" sAouAsA ~ aosalsoak 0AA
~ epe - Aese. -al ~ ~ e9.3S z
1Ayr
~ sDsesaaa Ssres sDsae hs1Es -
secanane = sanas - AsaalAg = ~
|Saa. ~ vsea vas - y - ns1n4
u - Ase1saaey.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05
Dou1Dx2 11szD11sc1 I1oPnfY

I have . sosa, nsassn o-Rsso brieh
residence. heated - tws lsts (sa The
ssssss) - enc q tAs bsse sErsses in
0saAse, CslsRale. o. 0e1est ess linz
. bsssks frsa Iassrsssa., . baoek'
ffsa sests university prspssstorv
ssAssl Nstsfal - fsr ssskins. VII
ssn q basgain = wsaA tssas fol
western 5sps sansA. 1Ais = . sPlsn
dA sAaass esf se0s sas wasting Il
taks advantage 4 ~ soses uaivsesity
ersssat sw1R - sauseesa - shil
assa q ~ saivsssiey 81 - - has
t.tsess6 . ~ vsstssa sasPs veali
ssaskass toas . sAsvo inAissssl
4. ]. U1CnD09g,
ossswssa olAnQA osss.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05
Da1v1 0ok mAnAosn AWAY

eisk hsa1asAss sssr oassy stomach,
indi0sssA hiRssnso afaQPsas quick
" aftse yea taks d. Rn8b New
Liz Pun Thy pazi3y ~ bassa ssd
Pc .sw He 81 vigse b ~ syvtsa
Try thsa - - ~ - NJ sstis
nsA Dvssy Pm AslpA sssly Sse g.sr
:Anstsse fxias ass. nssopaaAsaasa 55
o. u 1WnA 49, /
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05
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gl0Galv 0GMvlg0AM 00M910l
OGRs WsGM ~ WAo 0asoDL

sssesta0 ~ oAssy. M. tasstsv ~
6sssAss6 vshv M y osns uesA
~ esanasoias A1ssseios ~
ttsoo - y oaaa YAaA
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05
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n aAXy as0aRtAsat - 6sse1eo
avsa Q lau11R ~ ~ taAoseD VA1eA
80 - - an0k ~ e ~ 0D oeso0
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aouosnaD q - enh1slD IN 1nNo =
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The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05
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saasAss - aipsss e ~ wia NJ
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NV ~ - - - 49, sAs1R wasas
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The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05

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The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05
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n. Jae91as Dsft1nsa q R1Ea4 -
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The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05

Ths tAsensassss registering elsvss
bsasw $50 sesw stss.p sNsaeeeas'
~ usos ~ Oesees Aeese s1pevss
~ sne1la - tsslae ~ e =
sessles nsuA-1s CT. A1sleis
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05

AWpa11an ooaosaaseoaA
Am1Ba1nA - = 49, oun1snm1nnl
isfsS sid ls.1-,s-ia-usvpas.s 8 il
- 1Rn - - . - -
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-05

W.. s-s pssp,. 1. hsa CHI ss;sl
- = sbs.s ~ NAssaA A0hway
tassagA this Past sf ~ sssa<y TIKI
yssri A1s ~ saizss - 1t sAs suss
tion disb aaA u SssA wsek sses0'
p1sAsa - ysaf . fse naa0k -
lssk e ssoPlsstsaf n b ~ - y
siving tAis DatAse sssls1s AsaGH u
anytAiAe b assssPishaa sswafa hsaA
In hanseeaHissaeal oats0sbfle tSave'
Ms vay.-Dsa Oi0 NswA
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26
IN SNOW HILL
The Evidence Is Supplied BY Local
Testimony.

Ii the reader wants stronger proof
than the following statement and ex-
perience Of resident Of Snow Hill,
what can it be,
A. +. Hartman, mail carrier, Market
Street. Snow Hill. Md. says: -Four
or five years ago my kidneys became
disordered, due no doubt. to exposure
to all kinds of weather and riding over
rough. county roads. Ii ] caught a
cold, il settled on my kidneys and caused
me much pain and discomfort. The
complaint gradually grew worse and |
began to suffer from intense. darting
pains across the small of my back. The
kidney secretions became irregular in
passage and caused me annoyance. |
was advised to try Doan's Kidney Pills
and procured box at Cottingham a
Co s Drug Store. | used this remedy
anc got almost immediate relief. ! have
been very enthusiastic about Doan 5
Kidney Pills ever since.
For sale by all dealers. Price 50cents.
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo. New York.
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name Doan sand
take no other
Advertisement
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26
A Severe Sickness Leaves
The Kidneys Weak.

After recovering from a severe spell
of sickness some time ago, was all
run down and suffering from poor
blood. would have pains in my back
and hips and my kidneys bothered me
all the time started taking Swamp
Root on the recommendation Of friend
and found it was just what | needed
My blood became all right and after
taking few bottles was surprised at
the effect it had on my kidneys. They
were entirely cured and have much to
be thankful for that your great remedy
did for me. Yours very truly.
W. 0. BLACKMON.
Phenix City, Ala.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this lith day of July, 1909.
w. j. BlRs.
Justice of the Peace.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26
rhe Rest tIot Weather Tonic

GROVES TAsTEi. Rss chill TONIC enriches the
blood builds up the whole system and VIII won,
derfuiiy strengthen and forsiiy you 20 withstand
the depressing effect Of the hot summer. SOC.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26
ChiIdron cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
9 a 6 TO Fri a
Yes. Whv7

The curate OF large and fashion.
able church was endeavoring 10 teach
the significance OF white to Sunday
school class. why" said he. does a
bride invariably desire TO be clothed
in white at her MARRIAGE" As no
one answered. he explained. white
said he. Stands for Joy and the we'd
ding day is the most joyous occasion
OF woman's life" a small boy
qneried, why do the men all wear
black"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26
Letter 20
Or. kiimer 4 Co..
6inahamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root viii Do For You.

Send to DIR. Kilmer & CO.. Bingham
ton. n. Y, for sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, telling
all about the kidneys and bladder. When
writing be sure and mention the Demo
cratic Messenger Regular fifty cent
and one dollar size bottles for sale al
all drug stores
ADVERTISEMENT
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26

L. the currllor Of one OF oar AMER
Ten high schools two great pictures
haaE as ccmpauions that craggy
peck amons mountains-the Matter
J. that craggy peak among men
Abraham l4incoln.-From Ariadne Gil
bs.i's More Than Conquerors.' in st.
Nicholas.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26

There BRoMo ouNINE That IAXATvE BRoMo 0uININE
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26
QUINInE AND IRON-ThE MOST
EFFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tas,eless chill Toni. Combines both
in Tas,eIcss form. Tic Ouininc drives
out Malaria and the Iroa builds up
the System. Fer Adults and
Children.

You l.now what you are taking when
vcu take GROVES TASTELESS chill
rONIc. recognized for 80 years through
a.; the South as the standard Malaria,
Chill and Fever Remedy and General
Strengthening Tonic. II is as strong as
the strongest bitter tonic. but YOU do not
.ls.e the bitter because the ingredients
TO not dissolve in the mouth but do dis
solve readily in the acids OF the stomach.
Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean
il. SOC.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26
RELIEVES PAIN AND HEALS
At THE same Time
The Wonderful. Old Reliable Dr.. ror.er's
An,isep,ie Healing Oil. An An,isepiic
Surgical Dressing discovered by an
OldR.R. Surgeon. Prevents Blood
Poisoning.

Thousands Of families know il already,
and trial will convince You that DIR.
PORTER'S ANTlSEPTlC HEALING
OH. is the most wonderful remedy ever
discovered for Wounds, Burns. Old Sores,
Ulcers, Carbuncles. GRADUATED Eve Lids,
Sore Throat. Skin or Scalp Diseases and
all wounds and external diseases whether
slight or serious. Continually people are
finding new uses for this famous old
remedy. Guaranteed by your Druggist
Wcmean il. 2Sc. Soc, 81. 90
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26

The worst cases, no matter Of how long standinr
are cured by the wonderful. old reliable D..
por;efs Auiisep,ic Eo,iing oil. It relieve
& 80 and Heals at the same time. sc. SOC. SIC
Advertisement
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26

Health authorities now declare that
the finger bowl Is full OF germs. Never
drink from tho finger bowL-Detroit
Free Press.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-07-26
Daily Thought.

Prosperity is not without many
fears and mistakes: and adversely is
not without comforts and hopes.-Ba'
con.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-14

anv but seemed embarrassed hair slowly rising
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-14

stantly, but seemed embarrassed for
a reply.
"Oh I say, you know" l urged him.
He started to speak. then palled up.
HIS breath went out in a sort OF sigh.
And he just stood there looking at
me, aud looking kind of scared.
Pact, Perfectly irreproachabie serv-
ice for five years; ana now here. dash
It. showing emotion and that sort OF
thing, Just like-Fell, like people. by
Joye. Cad, / don't mind saying J. was
devilish put out screwed my glass
rather severely and h.. made another
go:
Il hope. Mr.. Lightnut. sir, yoUn try
TO pardon me, sir, bpt I Well. in
deed, sir. the mistake wasn't mine; :;
it was the dealers fault, you know,
str"
OH"
ISnkina cleared his threat with an
effort, his eyes rolling az rae apologet-
icallg. When he spoke tjere was q
trem6le ip his utterance, and 1t was
rather husky:
Why, sir" he began in I low tone.
you told me to have your Cealer ship
this gentleman, this MIR. MaStermann,
a dozen boxes of Paloma pGrfectos--
your favorite brand. you know, sir
ninety dollars the hundred"
He paused, his fingers resting trem-
blingly on the edge OF the table.
IAN error, sir. of the shipping clerk
He"
With a murmured apology, Jenkins
that the perspiration had gathered In
great drops Then he seemed to
gather himself for a resolute effort
his eyes fixing themselves upol me
with the most extraordinary express
ticn-ktnd OF half-frightened, half-des.
perate glare-that sort Of thing, don t
you know. | began to feel devilish
uncomfortable and edged away.
And he made another plunge: They
sent him"
again 1t just looked like he couldn {
get past. But encouraged him-1ust
like you have to do horse. you know
and this time be got over:
They sent him a dozen boxes of
'Hickey's Pride sir, instead"
He spoke In low, choking voice
and looked me full In the eye-the
kind Of look you get when a chap 8
boxing with you, you know-that sort
OF thing.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-03-14
he GLOWE.=..,.|'.,3:.5 .,:.|.
ire RIJBIES
BIZ FRANCIS PERRY ELLIOTT
~S ILLUSTRATIONS -IT NA/uHA=1ss
/au Sy 606RJ -El1H10k C,1ze&rT

the hair slowly rising on each side OF
my part He bent close, whispering
behind his hand. and | knew he had
been eating radlshes for dinner:
ITS what's known In the trade, sir,
as 'twofer'"
"A 'twofer!'" repeated, puzzled
1.-TWO for five, SIR Jenkins spoke
family. Pm sure I'm ashamed to
mention TO a perfect gen."
by Jove. know" | lifted my
finger suddenly. Il know now the
kind you mean-big, fat, greasy-look-
ing ones-the sort Vanderdecker and
Colonel Boylston smoke over at the
club" | shook my head. TOO jolly
thick and heavy for me. So they re
two for 'V'--eh? Oh. see--'two-
fers. BY Joge,"
A brand now one, this-a ripper!
made up my mind to spring it on The
fellows first chance-that is, If 1
could remember the jolly thing, |
Just looked at jenkins solemn face
and laughed.
i
pense, you know" | demonstrated in
some disgust For this London chap
had given me no end of good time,
you know; and it's such devilish bad
form-rotten, say-haggling about
expense when you want TO make a
comeback and do the handsome. 1
was Jolly glad the mistake had hap
pened
Just here ! remembered the letter
and went at 1t again, for l was teen
to fad out, II possible, If 1t was Ihuf-
fer under the string. So l fixed my
glass and read on:
Realizing what these cigars are. |
have given them, from time to time,
to friends of mine-and others. Real
ly, | don't think | ever had such un-
selfish, unalloyed pleasure from any
thing In NY life Gave one to a bus
driver out Earl's Court way-chap
who had never been known to speak
to man, woman or child in years. and,
after ne lighted it-well, my word!
He opened up and grew so bally
loquacious | had to get off,
Had been trying to get Jorgins, my
chief, 10 send me out here again to
China. but he was ever finding some
cold, beastly evasion. But when your
package came to the office, the first
thing did after had tried the cigars
was to hand the old iceberg a box
with my compliments.
Five minutes after, he came back.
completely thawed oln. Fact is, never
saw him so warm toward any one.
Asked me II the other boxes were TO
be given away outside. Said no; that
his was the only box / could spare !;
was going to keep EN- all there at the
office and smoke 'em myself. Never
saw a man SO moved-so worked UP
over little thing. Next day he sent
me- out here to China
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Overloaded.

The postman, staggering under his
tremendous burden, stopped at No. q
and rang the bell.
Here's the two dozen house blinds
you ordered sent by parcel post
ma am" he feebly murmured as the
lady of the house came 10 the door
and the patent washing machine and
the new iron gate for the front yard
but,-and he smiled feeble, wilted
sort OF apology-''l afraid you i
have TO wait until my next delivery
for your portable garage
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CHAPTE II.
An Ominous Discovery.

An Ominous Discovery.
| was puzzled
'Hickeys PrideT" / repeated
thoughtfully. II don't seem to recall
that one. DO smoke 1t often?"
Jenkins seemed to gasp.
You? Certainly not, sir! Neverl"
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SEEDS-Alfalfa Sc; timothy, blue grass 81
cane 81 sweet cloyerS Farms for sale x rent
on crop paymts. }. Mulhall 500 City la. Adv
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softenS the gums, reduces iuhamma-
tion,allays pain.cures wiId co il 1JC bot aa
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It's easy to keep in touch with So
ciety if you have money TO lend.
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A married actor doesn't care for cur
tain calls at home.
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And, by Jove. he turned palel Any
how, he looked devilish queer as he
put his hands down on the table and
bent to whisper:
"Mr. Lightnut, sir And the way
he dropped his voice and turned his
head to peer around into the corners
was just creepy! That's what, creepy!
THIS. with the glow from the green
lanpshade on his pale face as ne
leaned across the table--oh, It was
something ghastly-awful, you know!
Il gof on ny neryse. and ecuid fee,
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And so l have been looking about
since have been out here. trying to
find something as rare. unique and
full Of surprises for your friends as
your cigars have been for mine.
have found IT,
You know what curiously upside
down people the Chinese are. Exam
pie. they begin dinnor with desert
and end with soup; they drink hot.
acid beverages In summer instead Of
iced ones; they write from right to
ssfs, vertically. while We write from