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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-24
Well Trained.

Some husbands are so well trained
that they don't know they are hem
pecked," grlnned the ex-bosom friend
Of a happy benedict, after watching
said benedict mind the baby.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-24
Good for You.

Be a fresh air fiend.
Fresh air is good for your lungs.
1t is good for your skin. 1t is good
for your eyes.
In word, it is good Cor you.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-24
HOW. YOU FELT
Have you children?

Have you children?
Then remember that once you We're
young.
Be kind to them.
Never let it be said that you need
lessly turned a child's laughter TO
tears.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-24
p,ovarh pr,ze-wInner Thanks star.

Proyerb Prize Winner Thanks star.
To the Editor Of the Evening Star:
Sir-Your letter notifying me that
had won fourth prize in your recent
proverb contest, also the order for
the Hallett & Davis piano, were duly
received.
am very proud Of the piano; it is
one that would be an ornament to
any home.
Thanking you again for running
this contest, thus making it possible
for me to win this handsome prize,
and with very best wishes for the
Star, am, yours truly
LOUIS Y. YOUNG.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-24
wilson PLANs CHEAP PARCEL Posi- SYSTEM

ton, probably during the special ses-
sion this spring and summer. to set
aside the zone system and make fat
rates to all parts of the country.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-24
Where Money Fails.

1t is Just about as easy to buy
refinement as it is to grasp a SUM-
beam.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-02-24
so ARE WE

81 like people who speak the truth. =
80 do l." replied Miss Cayenne,
although l confess l am annoyed by
those who can't recognize 1t unless it
is something disagreeable."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
She Couldn't Say Carriers.

The Sweet Young Thing entered
the department store, and after
glancing around in a helpless way for
a few moments approached a floor
walker.
What can we do for you Miss?"
asked the floor walker.
The Sweet Young Thing blushed
and then said:
Where can l find those elastic
bands capable of being elongated
and putting around the lower extrem-
tiles of the locomotive members to
keep the proper position and the re-
quired altitude for the habiliments of
their tibias?"
Ten minutes later strong men led
the floor walker away. He was a
raving maniac. Cincinnati Enquirer
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Changing Modes.

The latest mode of walking, which
has produced a flood of contributory
verse, has at last inspired something.
"Sir Milliner'' is the author:
I mind me when she used to swing
With long atheletic stride
When to be free as bird awning
Mas her consuming pride.
| we'll remember when she changed
And took the sidewise sway
Till Fashions pedal laws arranged
Another walking way.
This other way was straight and slow,
In sort of "Gibson-wise,"
mo glance for little men below
From proudly upeast eyes.)
And then she got the Paris glide
born of the "D%irectoire"),
And rather gracefully defied
The minhysteric war.
The "hobble" in it's turn arrived,
And painfully she hoped,
Till new inventions were c%ontrived,
And petticoats were stopped.
In panniers she had to move
In measures safe and sure;
And yet she managed to improve
On Grandma's gait demure.
But now, Oh, have you looked upon
THE Leaning Pisa Tilt;
No "trot" of Fashions Marathon
Like this was ever built.
She walks upon a dizzy slant
OF 40 degrees,
She can land yet you fear she can't)
Help falling to her knees.
Absurd, they tell me. is the way
She's ever changing pace;
But what's a critic going to say,
When still she grows in grace?
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Poor. Tired Father.

Fathers had a busy day
Hustled to the store at 10;
Listened TO some stories gay,
Told by other busy men.
Had to rattle for the smokes,
With some members of the bunch
Spent an hour relating jokes,
And then hustled out to lunch.
Hustled back at half-past 2,
Twice as busy as before;
Then he had a lot to do,
Telephoning for the score.
Placed a bet or two, of courses;
Singned a voucher for his pay;
Came home blowing like a horse
Fathers had a busy day.
Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Serial No. O4270.
NOTICE OF INTENTION TO MAKE
HOMESTEAD APPLICATION.

Department of the Interior, U. s.
Land Office, at Carson City. Ne
vada, January %, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Harry
H. Stratton, of Crerry Creek, Ne
vada, who on September IA, 1909,
made Homestead Application No.
O4279, for the SEA NEH; NJ Sc
u; SWA SEA and Eh SWA of
sec. 20; and the NWA NEA and
NEA NWA of Section 32 Township
26 North, Range SO East, Mount
Diablo Meridian, has filed notice of
intention to make proof, to establish
claim to the land above described,
before the clerk of White Pine Coun-
ty, at Ely. Nevada, on the fourteenth
day of March, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Carl Frank of Cherry Greek, Me-
vada; James Tucker of Cherry
Creek, Nevada; George Holland of
Cherry Creek, Nevada, and Ernest
Poppiano of Cherry Creek, Nevada.
LOUIS j. COLIN,
Register.
First Publication February 8, 1879
Last Publication March 0, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16

Nevada, made application to the
State Engineer of Nevada for per-
mission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation Is to be made from Saw
Mill Creek, at points S. 16 deg. 3S
min. E., 1462S feet from SW Cor,
Sec. IT, T. IA Mr.. 50 E., M. d. B.
& NJ, unsurveyed, by means of dams
and 2h cubic feet per second Is to
be conveyed to points in NEA Sec.
32 and NWA Sec. 33 T. IA N. r. SO
E., NJ. d. B. & NJ, unsurveyed, by
means of bitches and there used for
irrigation, stock and domestic pur-
poses. Water not to be returned to
stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
First Publication Feb. 16, 1919
(Last Publication March 16, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT
AND TO CREDITORS.

Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned, Josephine Cameron,
was, on the nineteenth day of Decem-
Der, 1912, duly appointed ~executrix
of the estate of Donald j. Cameron,
deceased, by the Ninth Judicial Dis
trict Court, of the State of Nevada,
in and for White Pine County, and
has qualified as said executrix.
All persons having claims against
said deceased, must, within three
months from the first publication of
this notice, file the same with the
clerk of the aforesaid court, with the
necessary vouchers. Any claim not
so filed will be forever barred.
MRS. JOSEPHINE CAMERON,
Executrix of said Estate.
]. NJ. Lockhart, Atty. for Executrix.
Dated at Ely. Nevada, Feb. ~2S,1913.
date of Posting, March l, 1879
(First Publication March 2, 1879
Last Publication March 80, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
We Need to Live.

We need to live-for life is more
Than eating, drinking, wearing,
Then seeking pleasures door to doc
And hither, thither, faring,
By artificial dress and speech,
We teach the world to doubt us, I
And cry for riches out of reach
While JOY lies all about us.
We need to love-for life is more
Than drinking, wearing, eating,
The outer mortal striving for,
The inner mortal cheating.
The tinsel things of life we clutch
While skies are blue above us,
While here beside us at our touch
Are those who long to love us.
We need to learn-for life Is more
Than wearing, eating, drinking
A little less of later lore
And more of earthly thinking.
We need to live and love and learn
The simple thing to cheer US,
To truth established to return
And learn the lesson near us.
Douglas Malloch.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Agent Was Ready.

Two hunters returning from the
Catskills decided to try some New
York humor upon the agent of a lit
tie railroad station in the foothills.
when does the 3:49 train get
in?" asked one.
The old man regarded him serious
ly and at length. "Wa'all," said he,
''she generally gets in just a leetle
behind the engine"
Later they approached him re-
spectfully. About time that train is
due, isn't it, uncle?"
Yes" said the agent, she's
about due. There comes the conduc-
tors dog."-Everybody's Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
When the Peanuts Ran out.

For two hours an old back eoun-
tryman, who had never before seen
an elephant, had been standing be-
fore a row of them in enrapt silence
dealing out peanuts one at a time.
When the last vas gone and no more
forthcoming, Jumbo, the largest ele-
plant, reached over and removed
the entertainers hat from his head
to the top of a lions cage nearby.
For the first time in two hours the
old man expressed his emotions in
words: You old two-tailed Indian
rubber nuisance you," he exclaimed,
Indignantly. IF l knew which end
your head was on, I'd slap your
face"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
The Black Cupid.

Richard Scott is a young man of a
fine Kentucky family who has gone
upon the stage. He is with Otis Skin
ner this season in Kismet, playing
the part of the Nubian headsman.
Kafur. Those who have seer the
play may recall that Kafur's costume
consists mainly of a coat of grease
paint, mixed with glycerine, to give
to the headsman's bare limbs and
torso the polish of ebony.
When young Mr.. Scott was pro-
noted to the part he had
photographs taken in character and
sent copies home for family consump-
ton. The old cook, known as Aunt
Clara, Is of a deeply religious nature,
and she was shocked to observe a
likeness of Mister Dick in garb so
scanty and paint so black. She brood
ed oyer this for several days, but one
morning her expression had mar
yelously cleared. Presently Aunt
Clara saw fit to explain.
Use been rastlin' wild de good
Lawd in %prayah," she stated. Il
been worryin' bout Mister Dick
runnin' round before all dem
No'thern folks wild hardly any
clothes on him, and las night de
IaWd come To me- in nah s1epn and
splained e%ver'thin'. Don't you worry
no mo- He says to me, 'dat boy is
all right-he's jess playin' he's a
elllid cupid"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
She Saw the Change.

An Irishman over the age of four
score and ten. who, by strict
economy. had accumulated a moder-
rate fortune and was about to die
called in the parish priest and the
family lawyer to make his last will
and testament. The wife, a grasp
ing, eovetous old party, was also in
the room. The preiiminaries of the
will having been finished, it became
necessary to inquire about the debts
owing TO the estate.
Among those we're several of i'm
p%ortance of which the old lady had
been in ignorance, but was, lever
theless, pleased to find that so much
ready money would be forthcoming
after the funeral.
Nov, then" said the lawyer,
Estate explicitly the mount owed
you by your friends"
Timothy Brown" replied the old
man. 'owes me $50, John Casey
owes me f37 and
Good, goodi" calculated the
prospective widow. Rational to the
last"
Luke Brown owes me f40," re-
sumed the old la
Rational to the last" put in the
eager old lady again.
ITO Michael Liffey l owe f200."
"Ah," exclaimed the old woman.
hear him ravei"-Irish Wit and
Humor.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
A Political Boss.

A yong lady reporter on a country
paper was SEM out to interview
citizens as Il their politics.
MAY | see the gentleman of the
house?" she asked of a large woman
who opened the door at one resi-
dence.
mo you can't answered the
woman decisively.
But / want to know what party
he belongs to-" pleaded the girl.
well, take a good look at me-
she said sternly. I'm the party he
belongs to."-Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
(Lists 1914 and 975. 4-354-a)
RESTORATION TO ENTRY OF
LANDS IN NATIONAL FOREST.

Notice is hereby given that the
lands described below, embracing
153.45 acres, within the Nevada
National Forest, Nevada, will be sub
ject to settlement and entry under
the provisions of the homestead
laws of the United States and the act
of June II, 1906 ga Stat, 233),
at the United States land Office at
Carson City, Nevada, On January 20,
1913. Any settler who was actually
and in good faith claiming any of
said lands for agricultural purposes
prior to January l. 1906, and has
not abandoned same, has a pref
erence right to make a homestead
entry for the lands actually oc-
cupied. Said lands were listed upon
the applications of the persons
mentioned below, who have a prefer
ence right subject to the prior right
of any such settler, provided such
settler or applicant is qualified to
make homestead entry and the pre-
ference right is exercised prior to
January 20, 1913, on which date the
lands will be subject to settlement
and entry by any qualified person.
The lands embrace a tract of 24.97
acres within unsurveyed but what
will probably be, when surveyed.
Sec. 80, T. 81 N, r. 66 E..
M. d. NJ, described by metes and
bounds as follows: Beginning al
corner No. 1, a juniper post, whence
F. s. NJ. bears S. 81 deg. w, 3.03
chains and the higest rock knob on
the south side of Frenchman Creek,
bears S. 8 deg. W.; extending thence
S. 80 deg. E. 5.S1 chains; thence N.
Al deg. 10 min. E. 1892 chains;
thence N. 12.12 chains; thence s..
40 deg. % min. w. 40.O3 chains to
corner No. /, the place of beginning.
Said tract was listed upon the appli-
cation of Chales ]. Keegan. of Au-
rum, Nevada, List 1914.
A tract of 12S.4S acres within un-
surveyed but what will probably be,
when surveyed, Sec. 7, T. 20 N, r..
65 E., described by metes and bounds
as follows. Beginning at corner No.
1, a juniper post marked HI,
whence the northwest corner of Sec.
"a, T. Fl N, r. GA E., bears N. 81
deg. "a min. w. 1919 chains; ex-
tending thence S. SO deg. "a min. e.
71.21 chains; thence S. "a deg. 6
min. w. 25.75 chains; place of begin
ming. Said tract was listed upon the
application of Michael Sullivan, of
Melvin, Nevada. List 4-975.
Approved November 1. 1912.
s. ". PROUDFIT,
Assistant Commissioner of the Gen.
Land Office,
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
1t Was n Raincoat.

A Kalamazooan was speaking of
the story about the man who COM
planned that the soles came off his
boots after he had worn them a
week and who was told by the
dealer:
MY friend, those are cavalry
boots; you must have been walking
in them"
The citizen said: THAT sounds
like a yarn, but here is something
that actually happened to me. I
bought a raincoat that was guaran-
teed and took it back because the
color faded out in spots. And the
storekeeper had the nerve to say: L
sold you this for a raincoat. You
have been wearing it in the SUM-"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
She Got the Tart.

Edith, aged 5, watched her mother
longingly as she took the toothsome
tarts from the oven.
Mama" she said, won't you play
you are my grandma?
Certainly" answered the mother.
Edith went out on the porch and
then quickly returned.
Grandma" she said beguilingly,
may l have a tart?"
mo, dear, they are for supper
But don't you know you said
you'd play being my grandma and
grandma always gives little girls
what they want
She got the tart.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16

Preparations were going on for
the funeral of a colored resident in a
southern town. AS the negro under
taker hustled in and out of the house
his progress was somewhat impeded
by the body of a small darby who
had taken a position in the doorway.
Move on, niggah, on" or
dered the undertaken, AN quit pro-
jeckin' yo'se'f 'roun'heah whar you
amt wanted"
Move on nothin'," was the an
swer as the piccaninny backed
against the doorjamb. Use de
crepe!"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
BETTER Service.

Vincent Bryan, the song writer.
was breakfasting-at l p. Mn a
restaurant not many miles remote
from Forty-second street and Broad
way. A process server who wanted
Bryan for a witness in a lawsuit
slipped in and dropped a subpoena in
his lap as he sat at the table.
All" said Bryan, "the service
here is improving!"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
As to Isms.

A very strange and queerish thing
is what they call an ism" 1t often
has a hollow ring and colors like a
prism. Sometimes it's made Of heat
ed air. sometimes of phrases windy,
and nothing to it can compare for
kicking up ashindy. In church and
politics tits found, as widely does ii
vary; and often also, 'mongst re-
nowned pen wielders literary. IT'S
tackled to this. It's tackled to that.
Sometimes its travel fleet is. and
frequently it lays us fiat as mumps or
laryngitis. IT'S not exactly a disease,
nor Is it always healthy. IT'S favor
ed where there's little use, and
frowned on by the wealthy. There's
isms broad and liberal, there's isms
puritanic; on some we rise, on others
fall, and most are quite tyrannic.
And strangest of its ways we see
when We set out to paint EN-, and
ism is less frequently an ism than
an ain't-m.-Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Red With Them.

Clancy was eating his first lobster,
but was trying to act as though he
ate one every day in the week.
I'll bet you didn't get much lob
ster to eat in Ireland" said his
friend.
And why not?" demanded Clan
cey. Sure the shores of Ireland is
red with Holsters. Cincinnati En-
quirer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Cautious Hogs.

Representative Martin Littleton,
of New York. vas born in the Ten
nessee mountains. A short time ago
a Tennesseean came to Washington
10 urge congress to pass some sort of
bill in which he was interested. He
was an old friend of the Littletons
and he came to Martin for advice.
Il cant make out what to do he
said. These here men up at the
capitol say they will do a thing, and
they don't do it. Pears to me they
are mostly liars.
"Why, Martini" he continued.
1--WE found some of the biggest liars
here | ever did see. They are most
as bad as a mar down in our country.
He's the biggest liar in the world.
Why. he's such a liar he has to get a
.neighbor TO call his hogs for him at
feedin' time"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Question of Veracity

When apprehended and charged
with larceny the man had admitted
his guilt, but at his trial his attorney
defended him with much brilliancy.
Gentlemen" said the judge,
with a benevolent smile. "the prison
er says he is guilty. His counsel says
he is not. You must decide between
them"
Then" after an effective pause:
There is one thing to remember,
gentlemen. The prisoner was there
and his counsel was not
Metropolitan Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Good Reading for Sunday
Her Picture Book.

Wont you buy me a book" said
the tenement child,
"A book full of pictures, you know,
OF beautiful flowers, and feathery
ferns,
And mountains all pretty with
snow"
But pennies were scarce in the tene-
ment home,
And many the mouths TO be fed.
And the tenement mother, work
worried and worn,
Replied with a shake of her head.
But a moonbeam crep, In through the
eurtainless panes,
And shone on a shimmering pearl,
A jewel OF sorrow that lay on the
cheek
OF the poor little tenement girl,
And it carried the tale to the elves of
the frost
Where they beaded with crystal
the grass,
And were hanging the tips of the
cedars and pines
With glittering tassels of glass.
So the tenement child, when she
woke in the morn,
Beheld on the panes. with delight,
A marvellous series of silvery scenes
Where the frost had been busy all
night.
There were forests and gardens, and
valleys and hills
"Oh, mother" she cried, only
look,
Somebody has covered the window
for me
With pictures right out of a book"
Nina Irving.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Put Up Old Ones for Sale.

On the train out Medford way Sub
bulbs got into conversation with a
stranger, who remarked. l see you
are putting up a good many new
buildings"
YES" answered Subbubs: new
buildings are the only kind we put
up. Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Not lust What She Meant.

The lady had just been introduced
to her partner at a holiday dance and
was talking to him vivaeiously. Tell
me-" she said, who is that terribly
bomely man over there"
The gentleman looked. That"
he said p%onderously, lis my brother"
oh" gasped the lady in Mortified
amazement. Pardon ne. Really,
l handn't noticed the resemblance"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Two's n Company.

ut is very naughtey, Eva, to tell
untruths. Those who do so never
get to heaven"
Did you ever tell an untruth,
mama?"
mo, dear, never"
well, you'll be fearfully lonely,
won't you, mama, with only George
Washington"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Call POsfpOned.

Little Freddy was preparing to go
out calling with his mother. Sud
denly he called to her in a rather
startled voice:
Mamma, is this bay run in the
brown bottle"
Gracious, no, dear! That's
mucilage."
oh" said Freddy, then after a
pause. Maybe that's why l can't
get my hat off ."-Metropolitain Mag
azine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Future Troubles.

Rounder. Funny what ideas
come into a fellows head. This
morning while dressing was
wondering how, in the future life, /
could get my shirt on over my
wings"
you. What you want to think about
Is how to get your hat on over your
horns ."-Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Had Sailed Some.

An Irishman brought before a JUS
tice of the peace on a charge of va
grancy, was thus questioned:
what trade are you?"
"Shure, now, yer honor, an I'm a
sailor"
"You a s~eafaring man? ! question
whether you were ever at sea in
your life
"Shure, now an does your honor
think | came oyer from Ireland in a
wagin?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
A Kind Parent.

Dad" said a Bartlesville, Okla,
kid to his father the other night, /
want to go to the show tonight"
A show at night is no place for a
kid like you You should be at
home in bed"
But | peddled bills and have two
tickets" said the kid, as he began to
sniffle.
All right, then" answered dad.
Il will go with you TO see that you
don't get into trouble kansas City
Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Letting On.

A man with n fishing pole sat on
the river bank near the Atchison wa
ter works intake. How many have
you caught" some one asked him.
when / get another I'll have one"
he replied.-Kansas City Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
Matrimonial Arithmetic

Said Ned to Tom, "'Tis cheap TO
wed,
For two are one, when people
marry"
81 know" said Tom, "bnt look here
Ned,
There may be one or more to
carry"
Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-16
He Knew.

Say, Bohbie, your muyer's calling
you"
"0h. she doesn't want me very
badly"
"But she's called you seven times. "
Jaw, that's all right. She hasn't
started calling Robert yet"