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of Nicholas and Handley, Taco
ma. ]. M. Nichols ana l.. q.
Handley, managers of the firm,
are both in San Francisco hand
ling the work.
The job of moving will cost
$751;, 900, taking 200 days to ac-
complish the work. Nichols &
Handley have accomplished sew
eral big housemoving jobs in Ia
coma and have a coast-wide rep
utation.
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|JAPs TO TAKE
PART IN BIG
EXPOSITION

TOXIC. Aug. 266.-(By Unit
ed Press. 1.-The agricultural and
foreign departments OF the Jap
anese government have definitely
decided to participate in the Pam
ama-Pacific exposition. 1t is ex-
pected that all business interests
will follow their lead.
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MINISTER PRAISES THIS
LAXATIVE

Rev. H. Stuvenvoll Of Allison,
Ia, in praising DR.. Kings New
Life Pills for constipation, writes:
"Dr. Kings New Life Pills are
such perfect pills no home should
be without them" No better reg
ulator for the liver and bowels.
Every pill guaranteed. Try them.
Price Csc. at Ryner Malstrom
Drug Co.. 93S Pacific av.
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Lowe-Funeral of Blanche
Eugenia Lowe, drowned at Lake
Steilacoom Snday, will be held
Wednesday. p. m. from G. C.
Mellinger company's chapel. Rev.
w. A. Moore will officiate. In
torment, Tacoma cemetery.
Burgerson-Funeral of John
Burgerson Thursday, 8 p. m, from
c. G, Mellinger company's chapel.
Interment. Tacoma cemetery.
Copeland-Funeral of Mrs.
Mary ". Copeland held privately
this afternoon from the resi-
dence. Remains cremated.
Swartz-Funeral of Mrs. Mary
Swartz held at o'clock today
from st. Leo's church. Inter-
ment, Calvary cemetery.
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The reason given "a court by
John o. Forslof why he cut off
the support of his wife, Hulda,
who is suing for divorce, is that
she sold the sugar from the pam
try to go to moving picture shows.
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You'll Find 1t Here

Mortality, statistics. for Tacoma
lowing funeral directors:
Hoska-Buckley-K King Co.. $50
st. Helens. 81
G. c. Mellinger Co.. SIC Ia,
coma av.
G. o. Lynn Co.. s10-12 Taco
ma av.
Geo. w. Piper, 5433 Union av.
South Tacoma Directors. 5034
Union eavs
L. M. Gaffney, 1910 Tacoma av.
Cassidy & Allen. ITO 18th st.
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the hundreds of tourists who are
staying at the hotels. Each day
concludes with a plunge by the
boy mixers in the sulphur baths.
The party. which is in charge
of Scout Commissioner F. ]
Soule, is composed of Sanford
Martin, Lewis Palmer, Nathan
Tel Bender, Clarence Priewe, Perl
Conroy, Russell Craig, Sidney
Smith, Percy Smith and Commits
sioner Soule.
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Having exhausted himself issu

Having exhausted himself issu-
ing injunctions against Seattle
socialist Reds, Judge HUMPHREYS
ordered the prosecutor to bring
criminal charges against Doc. III
tus, Kate Sadler and Millar Price
for contempt of court and gross
nisdemeanor in attempting to in
cite a mob.
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Although Judge Gard final
" gave divorce decree with
custody of little 4-year-oId
Grace to Charles w. Hoff-
man. after a long fight in
court with his wife, In the
interim when tho case was
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-08-26
STERN RULING ISSUED
AGAINST "WIGGLINGH

MADISON, Wis, Aug. &C.
The tango. bunny hug and all
wiggle dances will be barred
from all student dances of. the
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university the coming year, and
any infraction will mean expul-
sion, the treatment to be the
same as for drunkenness.
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Delicious homelike picnic lunch
es. Duenwald's, 813 18th st.
"AdYertisement.n
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Kels0 will have a big La
Dor day celebration.

Centralia's new city director
will have 10000 names.
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Deaths

Deaths.
Paul, Harry-Remains of Har-
ry Paul, drowned at Lake Stella
COON, were removed to George
Piper's South Tacoma, awaiting
funeral arrangements.
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Roy Johnson, the negro caught
In a d street joint with a disso-
lutte character, will be prosecuted
by the county prosecutor for
white slavery,
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Ernest Forward came to
his death with a bullet in his
heart in the room of Mrs.
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Marriage Licenses.

X. L. Wade and Minnie C.
Gormley. both of Seattle; Ralph
Reed and Sybil Anderson, both of
Seattle; Howard c. SihIer OF Ia
coma and Lila Miller of Milton; F..
F. Summers of Treadwell, Alaska,
and /. Margaret Bergquist of Ia
coma.
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PROHIBITTONISTS MEET

Second Ward Prohibition club
will meet tonight at the home Of
Judge u. E. Harmon, 406 South
X street.
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Q o o o y o o o Q o . o o . I
chasing him three blocks the
police landed Marni,
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LEAGUE MEETS
The Public Advancement league
meets at the city hall tonight.
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continued, Mrs. Hoffman has
disappeared taking the child.

Cut flowers and floral worka-
Him., florist, South 7th and X st.
Advertisement"
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

1 cent copy.
DC on newstands and trains I
30 cents a month by carrier 4
By mail
One month. 35 cents 4
Three months, $500.
Six MONTHS $1.80. 4
One year. 1925.
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Tacoma Elxs went to Seattle
today to the state reunion.
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Supreme court decisions are
made the basis of an opinion by
Assistant State Attorney Lyle
that the bonds for the joint Ida
ho-Washington bridge across
Snake river are illegal.
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co as an experiment to see IL
business can be developed.

Agates, moonstones, cut, mount-
ed. Pfaff, Jeweler, 1147 So. O st.
Advertisement"
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Susie Pemberton, at MOclips.
She says it was suicide.

Artistic floral : decorations al
Watson's. Advertisement"
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The French steamer st.
Paul will be put on a run
from France to San Francis
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
WILLING TO MAKE SACRIFICE
Darky Would Accept offered Post,
Though He Admitted He Would
Lose Meat by Deal.

A Georgia planter was continually
missing hogs from his pen. His sus'
picion fell upon Daddy Stepney, an old
negro who lived near by, but he didn't
care to accuse the old man. There
fore he devised a scheme to put him
on his honor.
Daddy Stepney,' he said one day
after he had missed a couple of fat
porkers, somebody's been stealing
hogs and l cant find out who it is.
The trouble is l haven't had anybody
to look after them Now you live
pretty close by. Tell you what I'll do
if you'll take the job and be respon-
sible for those hogs I'll give you q
shoat every year just before killin'
time VIII you do it?'
Old Stepney scratched his wolly
head and thought long time. Then
he said
Well, Marse Joe, ! ben livin' on
yo' folks Ian ever sence l wuz bohn
on | done wuk fo yo' daddy an yo'
gran daddy an l done sarve um true
an faithful. l know some scalawag's
ben a-stealin' dem hawgs an'-yes,
sub. l reckin I'll halter take dat job
and look ater um TO- yo'-but I'm sho'
gwine to lose in meat by it!"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
CALLER WAS HARD TO PLEASE
Mrs. X Made Many Guesses as to Wis.,
itors lndenity, Until a Great
Light Dawned on Her.

Miss Jennings, madam" the maid
announced. The visitor was a sweet
faced girl, quietly but prettily dressed
in black. She greeted Mrs. Y by name
and calmly seated herself without in
vitation. saying: "Will you pardon
me while l readjust my hat, the wind
is so very high?"
The hostess vainly tried to recall
her visitor Her name meant moth
ing and her next words threw no light
on her identity
q see you have . dear little paro-
queet; is he tame?" she asked.
The hostess, still wondering, said
the bird was quite tame. Then her
caller began:
"I suppose you have heard of me,
Mrs. X"
Il am afraid I haven't" was the
reply, coupled with an engaging smile
to Offset any suspicion of rudeness.
"Then you haven't heard Of the
great movement we are engaged in.
We are trying to interest children and
grown people, too in Sunday school
work"
Mrs. X thought she saw the ray Of
light; Of course, the rector must have
sent her visitor.
you see,' said the girl in dulcet
tones, so many clergymen and moth
ers have told US how impossible it was
to get the children to come to Sunday
school, because they found the Bible
so uninteresting
AS she spoke she lossened her long
coat. Nov l have here" she went
on, something I should like to show
you" and she drew from a pocket in
the lining a large, black volume.
At last Mrs. X understood. Her
amiable caller was a book agent.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
APRIL. FOOL JOKE, ALL RIGHT
Grocer, His Wife, and Unknown
"Sucker" All Mixed Up in Pecu-
liar Little Comedy.

"Oh, no, there won't be any divorce -
said the grocer. "NWife and l won't
speak to each other for the next three
months, and then we'll begin to get
friendly again. You see, / had changed
small bills for a fifty, and when I
went home that night wife wanted a
new dress. I told her I couldn't afford
it, as I had had bad fifty passed on
me, and when she doubted I showed
her the bill. She took my word for
it and said she'd wait
THAT was good for her" said the
listener.
so it was, but you wait minute.
I showed the bill into my vest pocket
and thought no more of it till next
morning-April Fool morning. The
bill was gone and I bumped for the
house like a cyclone. Had she seen
it? She had She had found it on
the bedroom floor. Thank heaven"
"That was lucky"
"And then she told me that being
it was a counterfeit, and being as it
was April FooEs day, she mad taken
It out to the sidewalk and then
watched a man picking it up. She
was laughing at his feelings when he
hound himself stung."
"And you told her she had fung
away fifty gold dollars?"
yes, and that her mother must
go, and the hired girl must go, and
we'd have to make a pound a butter
do US for a week, and a hundred other
things. l jumped UP and down. l
swore l smashed things"
"And then?"
"Oh, she just called me a fool and
let it go at that, and 1 guess she's
right. t.'-Exchang
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18

It was On a crowded car one day
last summer that a middle-aged wo-
man, carrying fretful baby, was
forced to squeeze herself into a small
space left vacant beside a dapper
youth OF possibly twenty years. His
ountenance had all the expression Of
his immaculate white suit, except for
a look of disgust which he assumed as
the baby, in its restlessness, would
touch him with foot or hand Finally
he turned toward the woman and in
quired. in a tone audible to those
near him:
"Ah. beg pawdon, madam, but has
this child anything -ah-contagious?"
The nurse was motherly looking
woman. Glancing compassionately at
him through her gold trimmed specta-
cles. she remarked, meditatiyely:
We'll, now, ! don't know, young
man, but-ah-it might be to you.
She's teething!"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18

At Monterosso, near Spezia, Italy,
there is an ARCHITECTURAL curiosity a
gigantic figure Of Neptune, con-
structed of cement and used to sup
port the extreme end of a terrace for
a seaside villa. The house is the
Villa Pastine and the statue is the
work of Signor Arrige Minerbi, a
talented sculptor of Rome. The small
promontory on which the villa is built
presented many difficulties to the
architect, but he finally succeeded in
building there a very commodious and
comfortable residence. The statue,
which is wonderfully life-like, is
eleven meters in height. The body,
which, like the head, is built of rein
forced cement, is hollow, and contains
a spiral staircase. Considering the
nature of the material with which
Signor Minerbi had to work, he is to
be congratulated on the result of his
labors.-Wide World Magazine.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
somethIna New under the sun.

Just as we make up our minds that
the blacksmith and horseshoer have
become things of the past one OF the
members of the last-named craft bobs
up with an idea that makes it seem
like the latest thing. The latest idea
is travelling horseshoers shop which
takes the form of a low-swung wagon
with a canvas hood, in the body Of
which is a complete horseshoeing
equipment, forge, bellows, anvil and
even the strong odors of coke and
burnt leather. The wagon travels
around the streets of the upper West
side and wears a mighty prosperous
air as it stands backed up to the curb
while the smith inside the wagon
pounds out shining sparks from the
shoes he shapes on his anyil.-New
York Press.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
HOLD RECORD FOR FASTINGI
Two Eccentric EneIishmen Who Prao-
ticed Self-Deniai Through Many
Years Of Their Lives.

The most persistent faster of all
time was probably Roger Crabb, whoi
lived in the time of the common
wealth
In order to carry out his ideas most
effecually he sold off his stock in
trade, distributed the proceeds among
the poor and took up his residence in
a hut near Ickonham. where he lived
on three farthings a week.
Instead of strong drinks and
wines" says the eccentric Roger, Il
give the old man q cup of water and
instead of roast mutton and rabbit l
give him broth thickened with bran
and pudding made with bran and
turnip leaves chopped together"
Vigorous health was the result, says
the London Chronicle, but his absten-
ton from food was regarded with
such suspicion that on one occasion
he narrowly escaped being burned
alive as a wizard.
Another famous hermit who man
aged to reduce diet to very simple
proportions was James Lucas, with
whom many of us are doubtless
familiar as Mr. Mopes in Charles
Dickens "Tom Tiddlers Ground"
Lucas lived mainly upon bread and
penny buns, though to these were
added at times eggs and herrings and
gin. A basket slung from the roof
out Of reach OF the rats served him as
a larder, and he abjured washing, all
furniture and clothes, wrapping him
self in an old blanket.
A generosity with gin made him the
friend of all the tramps in the king
dom and eventually he had to employ
two armed watchmen to protect him
from their attentions. A hermit with
& bodyguard is something of para
dox.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18

There is no sample of the earliest
hand gum" first made, it is said, at
LEIPZIG (l375), which was merely a
miniature cannon, fastened to a kind
Of club and discharged like a cannon
by means of slow match. BY length.
ening the barrel afflxing it to a
clumsy stock, boring the vent at the
side of the barrel, adopting a kind Of
lock which held the match and
brought it directly and promptly into
the printing powder and adding a
pan cover which protected the prim-
ing from damp and shielded the eye Of
the soldier from it's flash at the dis
charge, the match lock became sufii-
GENTLY serviceable to become the fav-
orite weapon of the soldier for nearly
three centuries and, it may be added,
is in use in Tibet at the present day.
National Magazine.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
Election at Thurmont.

The election at Thurmont this county,
which was held on Monday last, April
18th. resulted as follows:
For Mayor-William Freeze. SO;
!. Henry Cover, SO.
For Commissioners. = Charles R.
Stocksdale, IS; J. Irving Mackley, Al;
S. L. Shaffer, 80; NJ. l.. Creager, 40;
L. r. Waesche, 3S; J. S. Weybright. 2
E. L. Root, 81; w. L. erosion, 7; Gro
!. Damuth, II; Frank Martin, 10; P. n
Hammaker, IS; L. s. Birely, 29; William
!. Steiner, II; ]. T. Waesche, a; NJ. +
Foreman, 7; Stanley Damuth, 35 JOSEPH
Weddle, 81: R. o. Eyler, s.
Messrs. Mackley, Creager. Root anC
Birely were elected. Mr.. Mackley wa
the only member of the old board re
elected.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
TO EDIT A NEWSPAPER.

Dr. Talmage, one of the greatest pulpit
orators that this country has ever pro-
duCed, in one of his sermons on the
Spirit of the Press" said
TO publish a newspaper requires the
| skill, the precision. the boldneSs, the Wig
lance, and the strategy of a commander
in-chIef To edit a newspaper requires
the man that fills the editorial chair to be
a statesman, an essayist, a geoerapher, a
s'atistician, and. in acquisition, encyclo-
pediac. To man, to govern to propel a
newspaper until it shall be 4 fixed insti-
tuition and national fact, demands more
qualities than anv other business on
earth. IF you feel like starting a news
paper. either secular or religious. under
stand that YOU are being threatened with
soltening Of the brain or lunaCv, and
| throwing your pocketbook into your
| wlfe's lap Start tor some insane asylum
before you do something desperate.
First of all, the newspapers makes
knowledge Democratic and free for the
multitude. The public library is hay
now SO high up that few can reach it.,
while the newspapers throws the forage
down at our feet Public Libraries are
the reservoirs where the great floods are
stored high up and far away. The news
paper IS the tunnel which brings them
| down to the pitchers of all the people.
The chief use OF all tie great libraries is
to make newspapers out Of Great libra
ries make a few men and women very
wise. Newspapers lift whole nations into
the sunlight.
"You cannot find ten literary men in
Chistendom with strong minds and great
hearts but are. or who have been some
how connected with the newspaper and
the printing press While the book will
always have its place, the newspaper is
lar more potent. Because the latter is
multitudnous does not necessarily in
cude that it is superficial If a man
should from childhood to old age see
only his Bible, Webster's Dictionary and
his newspaper, he could be prepared for
all of the duties OF this life and all of the
| happiness of the next.
There is not a single doctrine of the
ology but has been discussed in the last
ten years by the secular newspapers of
the country. They gather up the news
from all sections of the earth bearing
upon religious subjects and then they
scatter the news abroad again. The
Christian newspaper will be the right
wing of the apocalyptic angel. The cyl
inder of the Christianized printing press
will be the front wheel OF the Lords
chariot.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18

In an article on the indiscriminate
use of drugs the Lancet takes the
same position as that of the New York
physician who was recently quoted in
this column. Speaking Of the shrewd
fellow who suffers from insomnia and
purchases veronal as a safe CD hypno-
tic, the writer says: Eight grains
have been known to prove fatal and
ten grains not uncommonly give rise
to alarming symptoms. But the
sleep producer is used, nevertheless,
by people who feel justified by mis-
leading paragraphs in medical col
umns, blind to the risk Of acquiring a
drug habit. New York Tribune.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
PRODUCTS OF MANY NATIONS
Vegetables in Common Use To-day
Have Had Their Origin in Widely
Separated Places.

Few persons know where their
favorite vegetables came from or for
what purpose they were originally
considered.
Spinach was originally a Persian
plant and was used to decorate the
temples by the priests; horseradish
was originally a native of England;
melons were found first in Asia; iii-
berts originally came from Greece,
while Corinth sent us the first ounces.
Turnips were a favorite dish with the
ancient Roman and peaches were the
popular dessert in the south OF Europe.
Sage came from Persia. COriander
seed was brought into Europe from
the Orient. as were cucumbers.
Gloves come from the Malacca is
lands, and garlic, still favoriye in the
region. originated in Sicily. Toma-
toes were brought from South Amer
lea and were called love apples"
while apples were introduced into
England by the Romans.
Sweet marjoram was originally q
native of Portugal and the pear is
generally said to come from Egypt.
Damsons we're first eaten in Damas-
Gus. Nasturtiums came from Peru,
ginger from the Indies, peas from
southern Europe, walnuts from China,
parsley was favorite dish in Egypt,
while gooseberries belonged originally
to Great Britain.
The onion was an object of worship
in Egypt two thousand years before
the Christian era and lemons were
used by the Romans to keep moths
out of their clothing and were consid-
cred an ideal poison in the time OF
Pliny.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
ncraham Dvke.n

The Graham Dyke, is the later name
of the Antonine Wall which crossed
Scotland from the Forth to the Clyde,
q distance of thirty-six miles. 1t has
nothing to do with Graham, despite
the local pride which has provided a
heroic charge of one Robert Graham
IN its earlier form of Grymisdyke,
which occurs at several similar spots
in England, it is seen to be associated
with the Teutonic devil Grim. In
later years the solidity Of Roman
fortifcation might well have seemed
supernatural.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
SMALL VALUE OF HUMAN LIFE
According to Legal Decisions Few
Men Need Have High Opinion of
Themselves.

That human life is cheap" would
appear from a study undertaken by
a well known lawyer of the legal deci-
sions handed down in this country
with reference to the cash value" OF
man.
1t is estimated that at ten years
of age a boy of the laboring class
is worth s2,061,42; at fifteen, $4,263.46;
at twenty-five. $5,4SS,03, from which
time the decline is steady, man of
seventy. by this legal decision scale.
rating at only $1713! BY the same prac-
tical method of computation one eye
is worth $4,000; one leg, $4,000; two
legs. $4,000; one arm, 100000; one
hand. $4,000; one finger, $1,000, and
permanent disability $4,000, This, it
is pointed out, is merely an average as
far as decisions have been examined.
1t should be added that the esti-
mates of the value Of mans life
are based upon an idea not Of his
value to himself, but of his value to
the community. The figures in in
dividual cases would vary greatly
with reference to the fact whether or
not the persons death caused hard
ship to others who were dependent up
on him.
The value Of a man to himself is,
it is further pointed out, unimportant
after he is dead-from a legal point
of view His value to society at large
cannot be considered in a cash esti-
mate, since that kind of value de-
pends upon other than physical re-
sources. His value to those who look
to him for support can alone be esti-
mated on the material side.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18

The late Charles Major, author of
When Kighthood was in Flower, was a
sincere if not very subtle writer,
and he had no patience with the lit
erary trickster.
Mr.. Major, at dinner in Shelby
vile, once condemned the literary
trickster with the epigram:
"You can fool some of the people all
of the time-but when you consider
what kind of people they are, does it
really seem worth while?'
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-04-18
AntI.swear aonn.

"Please do not swear when the bell
rings. That is the signal lady is
buying something out front" This is
the sign that is stuck up in the big
poolroom of a Virginia town, where
the young men are inclined to cuss
when they miss an easy side-pocket
shot or scratch" on an easy play
In front Of the poolroom is a magazine
and stationery stand, and the owner
found the only way to keep both his
pool trade and magazine customers
was to stop the boys from swearing
when women were near. The gong
does it.