The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-11-13
HiebeF Education.

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Zip-boom-bah. as. s'@E .
Wish that check would come from pa.
B Bet You You d don!t know Hnc VIII? we are: IRE.
With the cO-eds on the campus,
All our clothes and manners etamp us
AS the real and celebrated
And the unadulterated
Pass the cigarettes and pills.
Father dent Know that h = rye 's got .em.
gathers surely back number.
Got his start by sawin' lumber.
says he sometimes wishes he
Had sawed down our family tree,
" ould have saved him lots of money,
Some Of his ideas are funny.
says that I'm q mollycoddle,
And that all this rah-rah twaddle
Gives him 2 three-cornered pain.
Last night I was stung again.
Lost two bits APPLYING setback,
And couldn't get my bet back.
Makes a fellah beastly sore.
Wish that check would come from pa.
Tailor's anxious.
Zip-bO0m-bAh.
Rah-rah-rah. 49,.
Zip-bOom- bah.
Must be something wrong with pa.
A Always cal eal our our pa the the.
Jailed my pa the .-pater'' once
20 his face, and like a Ounce, Sass
Ts s sa1d w soat fa "A
In the house out of the wet.
Beastly nuisance to be sure
To have pater such q boor,
Am in somewhat Of a quandary
How 4, to get my last weeks ia Laundry asy
I can't pay It and buy hash
Good thing I havetgot g sweater.
Worn it seven days or better.
Got a wooden Indian sign
Last time 1 went down the line.
Fined nine dollars and the costs.
P Eta think that yaet ad,n lost
Something doing every minute.
AS a hero 1 am In it.
Gee. I'd like that check from pa.
Bills keep coming,
Zip-boom- bah.
Our Mothers Column.
When the baby cries at night, never ge
up and carry him up and Down the room
Make your husband do It,
the fe fss
ments. particularly musical comedies. foi
in the latter case 1t win give thos.
around you an opportunity to forget tn
Babies should always be taken ON lon,
railroad trips. as the little darlings INSPIRE
passengers who want to go to sleep.
Little Rollo should be allowed to speal
all of his pieces every time anyone come,
such wonderful four-year-old in the wortt
and an of the friends must perforce b
greatly interested IN MIN.
Never feed a three-weeks-otd child nan
and eggs, because the child is really no
old enough to know that you are givin(
him an expensive diet You can fool hin
very easily giving him corned beef anf
cabbage, and probably he will never know
the difference.
According to Uncle Abner.
Hank Tumms' wife broke her false teetl
Monday rimping q pie crust.
DID you ever stop to think what
blamed monotonous world this would b,
II every feller's wart was in the sam'
IF It wasn't for tire trouble. the poo
folks wouldn't have very many laughs OF
the rich.
One Of the mose impressive sights il
this world Is . 3 mule pulling 5000 ont
mobile out'n the mud.
There are three kinds of men who dom
know anything about wimmen- They ar
Old men. young men and middle-aget
It il 4 wise chiid~ that knoweth its own
mother, during the bridge whist season.
A good banquet speaker never has to b
hungry. He can always eat something .
home before he goes to the banquet
When a Teller has got q six-cyiinde
machine he has got six kinds Of trouble
instead OF four.
Miss ANY Prinxle. our village milliner
says that just 20 long as she holds Elme
Zones on and refuses to marry him. sh'
viii always get q nice Christmas present
A sutton Is more liberal than husband.