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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25
PUT AN CAD" m THE PAPER.
By Russell 3. Smith.

BY Russell E. Smith.
your business doesn't $50. and
the sales are mighty low.
And things begin to look q trine
bad;
shen the things. that looked inn
mense" now resemble thirty
cents
just try the stunt OF putting in
an "ad;"
Iou win find that it win pay, you
can see it every day
And you'll admit Il was the prop
or caper.
50 get a pad and chalk. work out a
line OF talk,
And put an advertisement in the
~ paper.
Put it to en- good and hard, whether
selling gems or lard.
And try to hit 'em plumb between
the eyes;
Make your copy good and strong
81 and you'll see fore very long
That it really pays for you to adj
vertise.
Play our main points up In style
then hustle for q while
And you'll find this talk Is more
than idle yapor.
The orders win fow in and You'll
always wear q grin
If you put your advertisement in
the paper.
Successful men today win indorse all
that / say
That much Is truth and all the
rest is lies:''
You will not sell much goods and
you'd best take to the woods
Unless you hurry up and adver-
tise:
1t simply cant be done and the race
will soon be run
Whether you be banker, cook OF
draper
Till yon find out what It means tc
dig down in your jeans
! And put an advertisement IN ths
paper. From Brains.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25
From the same Office ID Issued
THE LAKELAND NEWS
WANTS LAWYERS WITH
ACADEMIC CULTURE.

Many people who are old enough
to have had opportunity to. make the
comparison are strongly impressed
with the marked difference between
the average lawyer Of to day and the
average lawyer of generation ago.
And the comparison is not favorable
70 the present day practitioner.
OF course there are many strong
and able men at the bar now, ana
we are not saying that the legal pro-
fession Is going back" but We
don't have the monumental lawyers
Of the old day, those marvelously
polished and acute intellects, as COM
prehensive as acute, which dominat-
ed every occasion and flooded the.
darkness Of obscure questions with
the light of learned and brilliant
minds. And we need them now more
than ever, for the law constantly
grows more complex as 1t has to meet
the requirements of conditions far
more difficult and involved than the
simple civilization Of our forefathers.
One chief trouble is that the stand
ard of admission to the bar has been
SO lowered that a great many men
get through now who have but scant
qualifications for their work, and we
have in consequence lawyers FAR 10
excess Of the demand who degenerate
into pettifoggers and shysters in
their efforts to exc out living. Lis
ten to what Congressman Rowland,
OF Cleveland, Ohio, says on this sub
iect in recent speech at the annual
reunion fthe alumni Of the West
ern Reserve university:
This country In overrun with
shysters, not one Of whom Is capable
Of half way interpreting the laws Of
the country, which are growing more
intricate every day. If the present
condition continues, with State Leg
islatnres and the federal government
grinding out laws every minute Of
the day, l predict that within fifty
years it will take an absolute genius
to find out what the law really Is.
Universities of this country should
devote their. efforts to raising the
standard Of the men they graduate
IN the law They should endeavor to
send out into the world men OF brill
liant minds, men who will reflect
credit upon their alma mater and
upon the high calling they have
chosen. Until law schools through
out the country insist upon man
having an academic training this
condition will never be brought
about.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

The Inverness Chronicle gives out
bit Of information Of special inter
est to Confederate veterans when it
says that a bill will be introduced
III the next Legislature compelling
every pensioner, as a part proof Of
service rendered, to belong to some
camp. Says the Chronicle: "The
membership Ola camp will not nec-
essarily entitle one to a pension, but
II he is not a member 1t will be-
against him, for in this way 1t will
prove than he fails to fully prove
his service" II would be better. of
course, for the pensioners all to be-
long to the camps Of the U. c. v. for
the cost Is practically nothing and q
worthy organization would be much
strengthened by the added member
ship, but the bill referred to By the
Chronicle will never become law and
ought not to. The veterans claim
70 the pension rests upon basis
having no essential connection with
camp founded since bis service was
rendered, and he may be and gem
orally Is able to furnish perfectly
clear and satisfactory proof Of his
service without invoking camp mem
bership. And yet under the Chron-
icle's proposed law the latter would
be arbitrarily required before he
could get his pension. Joining a
camp Is a personal matter purely
within the discretion Of the veteran
himself; his pension is a matter OF
right under the law, having no more
necessary convention with the y. G. |
VS. than with the Masons or the Odd |
Fellows.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

5emocracy in the following, an
mile we are selfish enough to hol
hat the coming Congress will say
1ur citrus fruits from disastrot
oreign competition. we are bound
soncede that the Sun is right in il
statement Of the Democratic prime
DE involved. Says that paper:
THE people of Florida, or at leas
that portion Of them who are Demo
Gratis from principle, do not tax
kindly to the "resoluting" of tn.
florida Citrus Fruit Exchange to de
feat any candidate for Office who doe
not stand for a protective tariff Of
citrus fruits. There is-no doubt thai
the removal Of the tariff on foreign
fruits viii seriously affect the citrus
fruit industry Of Florida, but tho
abolition Of the duty on wool, sugar,
etc. win affect those industries in
the states to which they are equally
as important as the citrus fruit in
dustry is to Florida, and it cannot
be said that there is much principle
exhibited on the part Of citrus fruit
growers in demanding protective
tarin for their benefit and at the
same time advocating the abolition
of the tariff on about everything
else"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

is well known that 4 ala #41tll
r the paper. Oneet in a VIII
4ey is somebody comes up viii,
aows better than you and me al
RS. H., all put together how we hi
ught to run the paper. They al
he same people which knows how
un the Bord Of Trade and don't b
.ong to it. They are the ones whic
les about there taxes, and wonder
why in Sam Hill the city don't d
more improvin than it has done i
the past. There is NANNY and sc
RUS questions which we have ali go
to think on, but nobody can thinl
good with there mouth runnin al
the time.
| like to hear man express his
self IL he is worth expressin. Them
idees Of yourn about the school BUSH
ness was good. They was not Just
kickin. They was words Of wisdom
which had been well thought out
afore hand. hainr never been one
Of them which wants things done
here in New York or Chicago stile,
nut | am one which wants that ev-
erything should be done in Lakeland
stile The most Of our citizens has
got git-up-and-git to them. They
If few which has got mostly set
down-and-set, but they are not
nanny. Still we have got 10 keep
our eyes open What good does II
do to get ahead Of the neighberin
towns in one thing if we are going
to be behind in something else VS.
have been behind on pawn and ssw-
ers. That is not so no longer But
ne are behind ourselves even In ho-
tells and schools. We will soon have
a hotel which will keep nanny Of
the travellin men from stayin ali
might in Plant city. And then We
are still behind In schools. This Ii
bad thing to be behind In. There
is nothing so interrestin to the ia.
tber Of family lookin for home in
Florida as schools. Marthy and me
knows family which moved to Tam
pa from here on account Of schools
And. another thing, we have got t.
take care Of the children which il
already here.
/ After we get this school question
often our minds, we have got to
think about improvin our surround
ins to make them still handsomeI
than they are now.
AS have sayed l haint one thai
is hankerin for all the Joys Of life
dumped down in one place, still ]
believe we had ought to open oul
eyes oncet in while and see il the
progress we are braggin about Ii
bein done as It should in ell possible
ways.
a ideel which we had ought to gel
into our heads and hold up before
our minds Is having q high school all
to itself and all fixed out up to date.
" have got good principle in THU
town and we had ought to have good
bildins to match Amen. No more
at present.
UNCLE HENRY.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25
eeaweed n commeroa.

i IL always known that seaweea
contained large quantity ~ soa,-4
put today It is used in the manufae.
turs OF q certain kind Of cloth. while
certain species are eaten under tho
names OF "dulse," stoke" and "eur.
rageen. kelp is burned seaweed
ana Devonshire seaweed is used for
: large number Of purposes. there.
fore, the seaweed gatherers Of todav
are N . better position than ever
before '0A
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

Dear Editer. the Chautauqua is
rapidly bacOmin asthine Of the past
and It is with mingled feeIins OF
deep regret that we are called upon
to see these smart and entertania
peeDlefaeaEin our fare city for dis
tent lands unknown, or else Tampa.
We had all ought to give Mr.. and
Mrs. Adams risin and unannimus
vote Of thanks for what they have
done in bringin the hautauqua acre.
II aint never hard to tell what has
ought to be done, and It amt much
harder to tell how to do it, but we
have got to take our hats of to the
people which has got grit enough
and brains enough to go ahead and
do these things, like Mr.. and Mrs.
Adams. There is people right now in
faia town which is hollerin WE had
ought to have this and that and they
amt wiggllns IA muob IS d toe to-
wards getting A0na Them kind Of
people just atirn up discomfort ID
town without doin any good am
one Of them which lallrn good deel,
but you know Mr. III. that ana one
which is alters wilIin to DO what
falls to my lot and maybe more. Ara
] complanin about the papers in this
town. No, sir, am helping the pa
pers. II everybody which lives here
would put in the paper the things
they think had ought to be there
they could not say nothin about the
paper havin nothin interrestin n
II. ] am Just tallzin about the pap
per because that Is what / take j
Interest In. I guess nobody is kick
2 about the paper They don't
last to kick to me, anyhow. because
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25
Annar ! aInn 4 Maal.neaa.

Anger is always a sign OF weak
ness. It IL our irritation at our own
impotence. It is the Are of the spirit
blazing up against the inevitable.
When we know we are superior, when
We know we are conscious Of greater
power than our adversary's. we are a.
ways calm.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

Why, sure; it goes without saying
that the proposed 100000 bond
issue for good roads would have to be
put up to the people. The Legis-
lature could prevent the proposition
to them in the shape Of Joint reso-
luton but 1t couldn't enact the meas
ure into law.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

Next comes St. Patrick's Day, then
Easter. then the Fourth OF July. then
Thanksgiving, then Christmas. and
then we do 1t all over again. Life
Is indeed pretty much one thing aft
er another, as some deep thinker
has shrewedly observed.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

The St. Petersburg ministers are
going to take a vote Of the tourists
In that city on the question of wet
OF dry" for St. Petersburg. If this
vote excludes the ladies we predict
that the ministers will be shocked
and disappointed by a wet" major
ity. A large proportion of tourists
who want a dry" town at home pre-
fer the bride of when they are OFF
on tour which may include an oc-
casional toot.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

Young Widow ibid Jon havs any
trouble getting Jack to proposal"
Girl Friend mo, dear; ! told him
you were after him Boston Trans
sript,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

Three Of our own presidents have
been a dered; but d each case it
been murdered, but Ia each case it
was the work OF crank and degen-
crate representing no faction or pub
lie sentiment in any part of the
country, not even in the case Of Lin
coin, whose murder appalled, the
South. But In Mexico it is different,
and that large, perhaps dominant,
sentiment approves the killing of
Madero can hardly be doubted
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

The Gainesville Sun talks with the
frankneas e. genuine and ooufa saons
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-25

Here's pointer on the prohibi-
ton question which we find in an
exchange:
"A temperance club has been
formed among some Of the Chicago
abartenders, The secretary Of the club
states that a member cannot drink
and make good as drink gets the
man behind the bar as quickly as the
man in front, and adds: II any one
wants to drink. let the man on the
other side of the bar as IL
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06
Funerals.

The body of the six-months-old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Christian
Christensen, of West Amwell Town
ship, who died at st. Francis hopital,
Trenton, where she had been under
treatment was brought to this city
for burial. The funeral was held
from the undertaking parlors OF j H.
La Baw, with interment in Riverview
Cemetery.
Word has been received in this
city of the death of Mrs. Ella Nay
Tor, aged SO years, wife OF OIlver
C. Naylor, at her home, ~ Old
Rose strset, Trenton Saturday morn
ing. She was a resident OF this
city for number of years and some
years ago moved to Trenton. She
is well known in Lambertville, hay
ing many relatives and friends TeSld-
ents of this city.
The funeral of Miss Margaret
Mulrooney, aged 10 years who died
Wednesday morning, was held Satuf-
day morning from the home OF her
uncle former Mayor William Ledger
of 104 North Main street.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06
First Presbyterian Church.
REV. Roy +. VALE. Pastor

REV. Roy r. VALE. Pastor
At the morning service the Sacra-
ment of the Lords Suppers will be
administered. The Preparatory
service will be held this Friday night
after which the Session will meet
those desiring to unite with this
church either by letter or upon
confession of faith in Christ.
At the evening service the c. f.
Choir will lead in the singing and
render special Gospel music. The
pastor will speak on the fifth Of the
series Some Conversations Of
Jesus, namely, A Talk With Pont-
Jus Plate
On Thursday evening, March 6,
at 7: As. the Rev J. c. Garritt, d.
D., of Marking, will speak regard
ing the China Forward Campaign.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06
Vigilant Society.

The seventy-seventh annual meet
ing of the Lambertville Vigilant So
ciety on Thursday last was pro-
nounced success.
Eight new members were taken
in and four died during the year
Messrs. S. S. Van Horn, C. w. Rit-
tenhouse, H. c. Pidcock and E. H.
Holcombe.
The only losses reported during
the year were those of John w.
Smith & Co., at Stockton, their safe
being robbed some months ago.
Most of the stolen property has
since been recovered.
The question of consolidating the
various vigilant societies, as affect
ing the local organization, was dis
cussed and the board of directors
were empowered to take such action
as they may deem best.
The following officers were elected
for the ensuing year:
President, Walter F. Hayhurst.
Vice President, Robert H. Dilts.
Secretary, Samuel A. Finger.
Treasurer, David w Hoppock.
Directors, Thomas Crowley, Dr..
Theodore Balderston, Harry E. Van
Horn. Harry K. Kramer, James d.
Mackay.
THE TURKEY FEAST.
Cold type will do reasonably well
in describing the other functions,
but falls fiat in describing what the
ladies of the First Baptist Church
modestly called dinner The royal
feast which greeted the ninety-two
hungry Vigilants consisted of the
following good things:
Soup Consomme aux Pate
Celery Pickles Olives
Roast Turkey and Oyster Sauce
Cranberry Jelly
Mashed White Potatoes
Sweet Potatoes a la Maryland
Dreamed Onions
Waldorf Salad and Waters
Mince Pie Cheese Ice Cream
Coffee MINIS Sailed Nuts
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06
Free Pipes With Liberty Tobacco,

For a few days only. The To
bacco Dealers in Lambertville will
give a handsome pipe with two sc.
packages of Liberty Tobacco. Don't
miss the chance to get valuable
nine with the best long cut tobacco
on the market.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06
HENDRICKS NEW DISCOVERY

For deafness, that opens, deaf tars lmytt
ton 70 be deaf My remedy is not lnJnrlou IS
for the proprietor has used it very freely tL "l
late with success, and can taste i IN ,lar ,n1I
throat when using in the ear Sent W p''N
post on receipt of Sl.M
n TER KENDRICK, TRENTON, n D.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06
From Mr.. Hayhurst.

dN09S4'ii oliOuld llOl NC ClOUUGO DIV
any personal difference between DR.
Salmon and myself; but in view of
what | consider his unwarranted
personal attack | may be pardoned
by those who care to read the follow.
ing:
He says | published private cor
respondence. > Here is the truth:
A special meeting Of the Board OF
Education was announced for Mon
day evening, Feb. II. All members
attended except Mr.. Malloy who
was absent on account of death
To accommodate another meeting
it was announced, they would retire
to the Secretary's office. | went
with them, stating | was present tc
attend their meeting. After some
informal talk | presented Mayor
Lauer's communication suggesting
submission Of the School question tc
impartial men. The proposition
was not favorably considered.
then asked for an inspection of the
Engineer report on the Ball ground
site. | was told | could not have
it until supplementary report was
attached. There was some other
discussion and finally DR.. Salmon
took from his pocket paper, stating
he had seventeen reasons against
the Hill site and only two or three
for it, that he had been using the
paper and within a day or two it
had convinced two very intelligent
men that they had been wrong.
He handed it to me, asking me for
additional reasons and comments.
DR.. Salmon in a personal attack
made upon me in a public place
said this was private because the
meeting was not formally called
to order" until after | retired.
The only personal letters published
are those published by him with my
full consent. The only letter relat-
ing to the matter which is not
published, | will not say suppressed
is a note from me, dated Thursday
Feb. 20, acknowledging receipt of
the Doctors answers, regretting |
had not time to consider, and con-
senting to fullest publicity, and
suggesting that | was always ready
to submit any andall the questions
to impartial minds.
| could deny other statements,
and have positive proof that the
Doctor is mistaken, and go into
matters at length and in DETAIL but
it will suffice that | am willing to
humbly and publicly apologize when
one single impartial gentleman hav-
ing heard the whole matter tells me
an apology is due.
| only want the whole truth, / am
not willing to rest upon bubble or
evasion.
And above all things | want the
very best schools Lambertville can
get consistent with its ability to pay.
WALTER F. HAYHURST,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06

MONEY WANTED-Can place Money on
tirst-class bond and mortgage, both in an out
side ot the city of Trenton. giving five per
cent. clear of all taxes Jonathan kitehin,
Real Estate and Insurance, X, /. D, !, Tren-
ton. y J. Bell Phone 2367-R 1890
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06
CENT A WORD COLUMN

WANTED-Yonng woman % TO IS years OF
age, having one year high school work, for
our Training Sch ol for nur-es. Term years
with pay Apply to Superintendent Mercer
Hospital, Trenton, n. j. s4-5
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06
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CHZRQHES.
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St. Andrews Church.
REV. HENRY w. ARMSTRONG.
Services:

Services:
Mar 9. Passion Sunday Holy
Eucharist, at 7::30 A. NJ.
Second Celebration and Sermon at
1890 A. NJ.
Even-Song, 1870 p. NJ.
Sunday School, 2:30 P. NJ.
Lenten Services daily, at 200 AN.
Fridays 600 A. NJ. and 4:30 P. NJ.
Holy Communion daily at Z A. NJ
except Friday, when the hour is
600 A. NJ.
Thursday evening the Rev. Robert
w. Trenbath, rector of Christ
Church Trenton, will preach.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06

WORK WANFED-Woman wants position
a, general homework. in Gity, of Lambert
vile, 10 begin about April 18th. First-class
cook. but no washing done Best of reference
To offer, "Hou-ework," Record office SIS
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06

LEARNER WANTED-"The Lambertville
Record Office would like to add another
compositor, and would consider young man
or young woman as learner Clean. pleasant
place TO work, and Will increase pay as fast
as person learns work. Lambertville appli-
cants will be given first preference. Apply
Record office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-03-06

FARM WANTFD-Farm Of 30 to 20 acres
preferred near I.ambertvile, either side of
the river. Send description and price, and
advertiser will call or send Representative to
look place over, Wants either good farm
with good buildings, or else place at moderate
enough figure To enable buildings and land TO
be put in good shape. All replies treated con-
fidential. Farm" Becord office. S4-S5
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Correspondence Solicited
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-11
LOCAL CONCERN TO
ERECT BUILDINGS
AT STATE HOSPITAL

Through contracts let by the state
three buildings, costing total of
$50, are to be erected at the East
ern Oregon State hospital and ar
rangements are being made today for
undertaking the work. The build
ings are to consist of a superintend-
ent's cottage which is TO be built
across the railroad track in front of
the institution and a dairy barn and
a pig sty, both of which will be To-
Gated west of the institution. The
money for these buildings was appro-
priated last winter but owing to the
ninety days intermission for the refer
endum did not become available until
three months after the close of the
legislative session.
In securing the contracts for the
hospital buildings Mr.. Monterestella
Portland and elsewhere His bid was
found to be the lowest.
Today the contractor along with
some of the officials of the hospital
staff have been going over the ground
preparatory to the beginning of work.
DR.. McNary, superintendent of the
hospital, is still at Salem.
The work of laying concrete walks
around the state hospital is now in
progress and when these walks are
completed and other landscape bet
terments made the appearance of the
institution will be greatly improved.