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The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-11
BLAzoN TYPE NOT NECESSARY

Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy needs nd glaring
headline TO attract the public eve. The
simple statement sthat all chemists sell
II is sufficient. as every family knows
its value. 1t has been used for forty
years and is Just what its name implies.
For sale by Benson, Smith q Co., Ltd.
agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-11

an artistic touch which served to pro-
vide just the proper balance and effect.
II is pleasing to know that every leaf
that was used in the decoration was
that of living plants.
The Won HammY Young Company
made a good showing witt pink basket
effect, which deserved the second prize,
which it received.
In the float section the IIilo Empo-
rum entered an exceedingly tasteful
and well arranged entry, large can.
non, by which stood diminutve Col.
umbia and an Uncle Sam of similar
size. The real touch of art shown in
the decoration of this float gained it
a well won first prize. Another prize
winner in this section was float en-
tered by the Verein Germania, the most
elaborate exhibit, consisting of large
Zeppelin airship, carrying in its car a
number of delighted passengers, who
took particular pride in the whirling
propeller, a product of the mechanical
ingenuity of Mr.. Sternemann, which
spun around at lively rate as the
car moved along.
Many Effective Displays.
f. II. Holmes entered a float carry.
ing a huge globe, showing Hawaii as
the hub of the Pacific, very well
conceived and executed entry.
The Hilo Mercantile's entry was a
particularly pleasing one as it took
note of the cosmopolitan character of
our population, and carried passengers
children of all nationalities, dressed
in their best NATIONAL costumes, u fea.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-11

ton, while it is also likely that X. X.
BONNIE viii give AN entertainment
aboard with his splendid Hawaiian
moving pictures.
Thu Honolulu Cricket Club will chal.
lenge the wicket keepers of the warship
to game early in the week, which
event viii be one of the society func.
tiOns Of the weok.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-11

At the residence of Mr.. and Mrs.
Peterson, Oahu place, this city, Rev,
II. II. Parker, pastor of the Kawaiahao
Church officiating, there will he solemn.
lied on Saturday Mt noon the marriage
Of william @. Lowry and Mrs Jennie
u. Jones. The ceremony will be the
happy result Of romance of several
months standing.
The bride will be given away by her
brother, John II. Jones, while Miss
Ailenc Bcrtolmann viii act as brides.
maid and Territorial Treasurer d. J.,
Jonkling as best man.
Following the ceremony there will
be served n wedding luncheon at the
Peterson home. Only relatives and a
few intimate friends will attend the
wedding ceremony. The couple will
leave Ly the Mauna Kea for Hilo at
three o'clock on the day of the wed.
ding, and from Hilo they will 90 to
the Volcano for their honeymoon, after
which the couple will locate at Honu.
apo Kgu
Miss Jones is very popular Homo.
lnlu girl, who, for the past -four years,
las been teaching at Waiohinu. Kau.
The groOm-to.bc is MANAGER of the flo.
nuapo branch store of w. G. Peacock
4 Company. Prior to this Mr.. Lowry
was mnnager of the branch of the same
firm at llonokaa, llamakua.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-11

John Mattos, former Honolulu
plumber who, some months ago, located
at Hilo when he purchased the bust.
ness of 7. A. Dranga, has sold out in
the Crescent City and returned to
Honolulu. He has leased a store adj.
Joining the Honolulu Gas Company on
Alakca street where he will again en-.
gage in business.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-11
After Efficient Police Force.

In order to keep up the efficiency OF
the Honolulu police force, Chairman
Writ who, as senator, was the father
of the act, thought that for infractions.
neglect Of duty and general failure to
live up to the standards which the com
mission expects to create in police cir
clos, there should be three degrees OF
punishment, namely: First, reduction
in pay; second, suspension without pay
and, third and last, dismissal from the
force.
In the first and second case. argued
Chairman Writ, the delinquent would
be given two chances to make good
once more; otherwise the third penalty
would rid the force of the incumbus.
A point which came in for consider
able discussion was the equipment Of
an emergency hospital in connection
with the city police station where first
aid could be given the injured. 1t was
claimed every modern city, worthy of
the name, was efficiently equipped in
this wise, but not Honolulu, Red tape
and the like We're claimed TO hold sway
at the Queen S Hospital, here the
city s injured are now being cared for.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-11
Service Muster Planned.

There will be service muster of the
police force next Sunday morning n
the station at half-past eight o clock,
when the commissioners will cast an
eagle eye over the guardians of the
peace. Likewise will the fire depart
ment be scrutinized at some convenient
date by Commissioner John r. Doyle.
IL was the consensus of opinion that
the fire department, under Chief Thurs
ton, is about as much up-to-date as any.
thing in honolulu, but it was felt the
police department had been crippled by
lack Of legislative or municipal fore
sight in "A manner which was really a
crying shame for city. occupying the
vast area of Honolulu.
The respective merits of the police
and fro alarms were discussed at some
length. 1t was decided there should
be some future unanimity of action be.
tween the two coordinate safety de
rartments Of the city government, how,
was not clearly stated, but the commits
sion is determined those interested
should find way.
The question of the use of firearms
or the policeman S club also had its
share of attention, and Deputy Sheriff
Rose stated there was not Mt all times
that respect given the police as he
could desire. Rose claimed that the
police seemed to be always erring on
the side Of leniency. If, perchancc, a
person under arrest became obstrusivc
and intractable, and the police used
the convincing argument which n club
generally produces. the members of the
force were generally criticized by the
general public.
Deputy Sheriff Rose will prepare n
general report of the condition of the
city's police force, its deficiencies and
present requirements, to present at a
meeting of the commissioners which will
take place next "Wednesday lovening in
the city assembly hall at half-past
seven.
"Assure the public said Chairman
Wirtz, at the close of the meeting.
that this body will not hold any
secret or star-ehamber meetings, and
that the general public is always wei,
come to attend our sittngs,' and Com.
missioners Doyle and Kupihea heartily
kokua-ed his sentiments.
"Ciyil service especially in our citv
police and fire departments, is new
thing in Honolulu continued Chair
man Writ, "and to certain extent
we are at sea az, TO local precedents
TO follow, for there are none. But we
ere determined flat the faithful serv.
ant of the public in either of these
two branches Of fine public safety sery
ice shall he protected while properly
and efficiently exercising his duties. ir-
respective of party or political afiilia.
ons ~
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-12
TO POSTPONE CELEBRATION
Brandon Not to Observe Douglas An
niversary Until Summer

Brandon, April ia meeting of
the citizens of this town has been call
ed for Tuesday evening. April Is. in
the town hall, to make plans and elect
committees for a proper celebration
of the Tooth anniversary of the birth
of Stephen A. Douglas and the un-
yelling of a tablet which will be erect
ed to his memory.
Stephen A. Douglas was born in
this town April %, 1912. and it was
at first thought the celebration OF the
event would be held on the 23d Of
this month, but on account OF not be-
ing able to secure eminent speakers,
and the uncertainty of the weather
conditions on that date, II has been
thought best to postpone Il until later,
some time either in June or July, the
time depending on when a speaker
can be had. 1t is hoped that the meet
ing will be largely attended and wom-
en- are especially invited to be present
The Brandon Concert band has volun-
teered its service for the occasion.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-04-12

Couch Covers, portiers, and Table
Covers-the new seasons produc-
tlons are surprisingly inexpensive
A little money provides much in the
way of true comfort and beauty
Summary Bed Clothes-Ouilts in
all sizes OF Dimity, Crinkle, Marseilles
Satin and Crochet. Mattress Protec-
tors, Sheets and Cases. Leieht weight
Blankets and Comforters. Linen
Sheetings and Castings.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31

north side Fifteenth avenue. 30 feet east
from South Sixteenth street. $500.
Same to same north side Fifteenth
avenue, IS feet east from South Sixteenth
street 1880.
| Sarah Baer and husband to Securities
| Company, east side Boston street, 96 feet
| south from Thirteenth avenue, $500.
Same to same. same property. $40
| Same To Max Fast, same property, $40.
! Julius Baer to Merchants Loan Asso-
citation. same property, $50.
| Mayer Lehrer 10 Amalgsmated Build
Ing and Loan Association, west side
sherman, avenue: g feet north from
| Henry A. Guenther to New Home
! Building and Loan Association. northeast
corner Magnolia and Bergen streets,
Max, Kessler TO Nellie Krimke, south
Monmouth street, $3.50.
TOWNSHIPS.
North Jersey Realty Company TO Har-
] riet W Doty East Orange, north side
/ Beech street, southwest corner jeremiah
] Thistletbwaite's land $500
! John Il. Sunderland to Catherine A.
/ Sheehan, East Orange. north side New
! street, 4la feet west from North Maple
! Elizabeth Hetzel and husband to Reli-
able Building and Loan Association,
/ Bloomfield. south side Montgomery street
adjoining John Browns land; and other
| tract, 5000.
Same to Cook & Genung Co. Bloom
! deld. same property 5000.
Marion H. Lyman ct al to Northern
| Improvement Company. East Orange,
east side Amherst street. $50 feet south
! from Central avenue $500.
! Same to same, East Orange, east side
| Amherst street. s2s feet south from
Central avenue. 500.
! Allison T. Clark TO Josephine B. Rich,
| Montclair, west side North Mountain
avenue, south side Alice c. Leach's land,
| $500.
Laura A. Olmstead and husband TO
/ Montclair Building and Loan Association.
| Montclair, east side Park street. north
/ west corner Annie VI. Norths land. s. 600
! Donate Petrillo to William j. Headley,
South Orange, southeast side Hilton ave-
nue.. 200 feet southwest from Baker 5
J Henry A. Miller TO Josiah u. Hitchcock.
! West Orange, northwest corner Lille c,
Artz's land, south side Eagle Rock ave-
nue., 500
+ Charles Dresel. lrvington, northeast cor
! ner Twentieth avenue and Twenty-second
street. 5000.
Emma *. Place and husband to Anna
/ K. Z. Range. Bloomfield. west side
Range terrace. 1888 feet north from Belle
: Michele Cappola to Antonio Lounge,
Bellevllle north side Roosevelt avenue.
/ $50 feet west from Riverside drive, 800.
Sam Hartman to Mollic Stein, East
! Orange, north side ElmWood avenue, 50
feet west from Hasted street. S343.
| Mary L. Roush and husband to Invest
mept and Holding Company, East Orange.
north side William street 30 feet east
from Lincoln street, $500.
Eva Wagner and husband to Iryington
Building and Loan Association, Irving
ton. southeast corner Elmwood aud Flor
/ avenues 1000.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31
REAL ESTA TIE

John F. Monahan SHERIFF to Pub
lie Building and Loan Association.
Bloomfield, n Olive st, 27o IT c
fr an angle, 50xl22. ................. 2
Frederick Faas to Amy II. Murdoch.
Il. Orange, g cor \. Park and
Charles SITS. 35x2i7. Northumberland.
Harry Blum to Richard Nllzer. Try-
ington, Nineteenth sy, 100 II
fir Twenty st. 25xi00.........
| John Slattery to Donate Petrillo. s.
Orange, lots /, and 3 map Hilton
Heights =. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
James Monroe TO John Harris. Irv-
ington. Franklin ST, 40 IT II
fr Elmwood av. 25xt65. .............
Gustav VI Goepke TO Gustav ".
kuntz, E. Orange. 8 \. Eight
eenth st. $40 fl fr Fourth av.
53x90. and other tract. ..............#
Bruno Rotbschild 10 Sam Kartz-
mar. u. Orange. Elm wood av.
50 II " fr Halstead st, i0e1i22....
Sam Hartman TO Bruno Roth
schild. r. Orange. n Elmwood
az. 202 II W # Halstead st. 109x116
Sam kartzmar to Nellie !. Gross.
p. Orange. II -Elmwood av, so
It W fir Halsted ST, 1o9x122, and
other tract Observation-Disclosures.
Frank Collain to Henry Weidner,
1rvinoton, . 8 Forty ST, 225
# S fir Prosnect av, 25xl00. ........
Mary r. Mertz and hus to William
]. Mclean Alexander, Belleville.
" Hornblower av, 322 IT FIR
Joralemon st, 37xi00. ..,.............
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31
MORTGAGES RECORDED.
NEWARK.

Florence D. Bankoff to Oscar Lustig.
west side Plane street. northeast corner
John S. Darcy's land; and other tract,
s1.700
John Lupia TO Tenth Ward Building
and Loan Association, east side Camden
street. 2s7 feet north from South Orange
avenue, $500.
Conorer English to P. ]. Bowers g. Co.
northwest corner Mt. Prospect and Graf
ton avenues, 5000
Katie Bartz and husband to Bertha
Goldstein. west side Peshine avenue. 100
feet south from Avon avenue, 81 600.
Charles Kelly to Bras Dor Land Com
pany west side Schley street, 80 feet
north from Shaw avenue. $3.50
Matthias Hiltgen to Emma Sneckmann,
east side South Nineteenth street. 95t
feet south from Nineteenth avenue, $500.
Scion G, Rothrock TO Luigi d'Addario,
ham W. Kinney's land. $4,000.
Lowry. Berger 4 Finger Co. TO Bertha
SOHdheim east side Leo place, 100 feet
north from Millington avenue; and other
tracts, 50. 200.
Pasquale D. AIoIsio ct al 10 Oakley \.
Dickerson. west side Bergen street 200
| feet north from Fourteenth avenue. $500.
Carolina ". Kolb and husband to
Stratford Building aud Loan Associat ION,
southwest side Yates avenue. 245 feet
/ southeast from Osborne terrace, $500.
| David Miller TO Security Building and
/ Loan Association east side Charlton
street, 500 feet south from Montgomery
street, $500.
/ Same to Isaac E. Greenbaum, same
property. $500.
Charles W. Graham to Fireslde Build
ing and Loan Association. northwest side
! Clinton place. % feet south from st
James place, 50 900.
Eliza $. Lovett and husband to How
ard Savings Institution, west side Wash
ington street 80 feet north from Will
| liam street $1,000
Mathilda T. Robbins and husband q
Julia Layer. southeast corner North Sew
enth street and Berkeley avenue, $1,000.
James Davis to Century Bulldin~ anc
Loan Association, west side Parker
Lena Kozloff and husband to lndepen-
dence Building and Loan Association
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31
HEROES RESCUE
100 FROM FIRE
Two Policemen. in Daring
Trapeze Act, Save Women
and Children.

NEW YORK, Oct. s1.--Two agile
young policemen, performing a high
trapeze act, helped to safety a hun
bred panic-stricken people, mostly
women and children, trapped on a
fire-escape, when flames burned out
the stairways on the lower floors of
the six-story tenement at 500 West
Forty-fourth street early today. The
fire is believed to have been incen-
diary.
The marooned unfortunates wildly
shouted for help before rescue came,
while flames and smoke poured from
windows all about them.
Patrolmen Hofstadt and Griffin, the
first police arriving, found that the
first man down the fire-escape had
dropped the first floor ladder to the
street in his excitement. In falling 1t
had knocked unconscious Joseph For
back, a milkman, who had reused
some OF the tenants and tried to get
them out. There was no one to raise
the ladder until the policemen came.
Hofstadt, calling to Griffin to raise
the ladder, climbed around the porch
to a first-floor window. He hauled
the sash down and leapicg 70 this
pulled himself over the edge of the
window corn!ce, where he stood for
few seconds. Then with flying leap
he caught the edge of the fire-escape
and climbed It. He found the many
tenants in danger of being pushed
through the ladder hole by the crowd
pressing down from the upper lad
ders. He drove them back long
enough for Griffin. who had climbed
up on the iron fence outside the
house, TO shove the ladder UP to him.
BY this time many of the women
were in Mysteries. Griffin went part
way up the ladder and Hofstadt
handed many of the women and chill
dreu down to the street, where ten-
ants in nearby houses cared for them.
Firemen and police reserves came a
few moments later and helped many
persons to the street over ladders
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31
Contracts Filed

These contracts were filed in The
county clerks office today:
Mrs. Mary Coutant, of East Orange,
owner, with William Obner of East
Orange. contractor, general work, So
$50; Leslie street East Orange
Bernstein Construction Co, owners,
with Max Lipman, contractor, plumb
ings and timing. s1.050 $40 South
Nineteenth street.
Axel Bros. Co. owners. with I.
Kasofsky & L, Koppoloff contractors
mason work. 1910 So Hobson street
and 80 Nye avenue. Same owners
/ with Michael Gallo, contractor, mason
work, $3,100: 1s4-1s6 Hillside avenue.
| Mayer Behrer and Pauline, his wife
/ owners with Dragone e Cohen, con :
/ tractors, general work, $4,000: 2G9
/ Sherman aNenhe.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31
Rescue Eskimos MarOOned
on Arctic Island Ten Years

WINNIPEG, Oct. 3is-Hudson's Bay
officials here have just received
meagre reports from the North that
a "arty of Eskimos, numbering, it is
said. ten persons, were rescued from
an island in the mouth OF Hudson's
bay, upon which they had been ma
rooned for period of ten years.
1t appears that the EsSimos were
caught off shore on drift ice and car
ried after long weeks of hardship to
the island upon which they We're
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31
Woman and Two Men Shot
as Result of Oversee Ecu.

NEW YORK, Oct. 3l.--Stephano
Gina, his wife. Estella. and her
brother, Pasquale Grazioli, are dying
at Bellevue Hospital, as the result
of what is believed TO be an oversee
vendetta
The three. with two little Gina chill
dren, were at supper last night at
their home, 303 East Thirty-nlnth
street, when the door was opened by
q stranger, who fired four shots, each
OF which took effect The assailant
thought 10 be the agent of a family
with whom Gina had a feud in Sicily
escaped.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31
TR sFERs.
NEWARK,


Julius Baer to Jacob Latter, 5
Tenth st. 339 fl fr Fifteenth ay,
3sx1oo .....-.............-..+..
Ernestine r. A. Meirick and hus to
Oscar Lustig, Ridgewood av,
50 It s IT Bigeiow st, izoxl55. 80.
Oscar Lustig to Florence D. Ban
koff, " Plane st, cor j. y.
Darey's land. 7lxs5. aud other tract
Florence y. Bankof TO Oscar LUIS
tic, Cottage st. 225 fl fr Null
berry st. E3Xfl-.......-..-.......
Nathan Golden ct Al TO Katie
Bartz. " Peshine av. 100 IT 5 IT
Avon av. 32x105. ,.....................
Philip J. Bowers & Co. to Conoyer
English, Il " cor Mt. Prospect and
Grafton avs, 56xSl.
Nathan Golden ct 81 to Wolf Levy,
ea Bedford ST, S. # IF Fifteenth
az, 50XIUS ..............-.-.......
Michele Cicenia to Bras dor Land
Company, W Schley 81, 81 IT
fr Shaw av. 1o0x150. ................,
Bras dor Land Company TO Charles
Kelly. same property ............,..
Richard Milzer to Harry Blum,
Camden st, 10 # fr Godet st,
2oxlUO ..................+.-.. 1900
George T. Mossbacker ct al to Eliza
beth II. Belcher, n 5 Darcy st, 81
1t # Alyea ST. 95..,..........:..
Elizabeth Belcher to George j.
Mossbacker, same property.
Levi Weingarten ct al to j. W.
Whitehouse & Co, S s Hunter st.
100 IT fr Sherman az. 50xl00, aud
other tract ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Luigi d'Addario to Solomon Roth
rock. Academy ST, cor lot A.
". Kinney, 30x1 ...................
Frank L. Struble TO William Muss-
Ter, " Stuyvesant av, 337 # Il fr
land S. McCrae. 50x91....-..........
isaac Z. Greenbaum 10 David Mil
ler. Charlton st, 500 IT fr
Montgomery st, 25x100..
Fireside Building and Loan Associa-
ton OF Newark TO Charles W.
Graham, " Clinton pl. % II
IT ST. James pl 25x100. .............
Charles Il. Patterson to Nathan
Axei ct al, Hillside av, e75 TT
S Fl Bigelow ST, 29x1S3.
Isaac Semkin ct al TO julius f. Seitz
Company. e cor S. Orange av
and Oakland ter, 59xl24.
Bernard Wanderer to Adolph Tep-
perman, W S Howard ST, 257 tt
II Bank st, 24X90. Observation-Disclosures.
Valentine Bonhag ct al 10 William
Towers ct al, W Mead st. COZ fl
II -----------------, 25XlOD..........
Matilda Littell to James Davis. " $
iaTktF ST t1D II 3 IT i0t 4l-...s.-.s
Jacob A. Laifer 10 Sarah Baer and
ius. : Boston st. sc # fir ThiT-
teentb ay. AXIS. .....................
Orator Investment Company to
Mayer Lehrer % # Fl Bradford
81 and Sherman av. 25x100. .........
TOWNSHIPS.
Harriet W Doty 10 North Jersey
Realty Company. 2. Orange, n s
beech st. " cor j Thistle
thwaite's land. 50x150. ..............
North Jersey Realty Company to
Harriet W. Doty. L. Orange. n
Grant ay, ESQ IT fr Arlington
av. 50x100, and other tract.
Robert r. MacKay to Edward Y.
Perry, E. Orange, Fourth av.
l65 II II n. Nineteenth st, 3sx126
Edward v. Perry to Evelyn c. Mac
Kay. r. Orange. same property.
Northern improvement Company to
Marion II. Lyman ct al. Il. Or
ange. e Amherst st. $50 # fr
Central av, 3lx100, and other tract
Marion Fl Lyman ct al to North
ern Improvement Company, Z. Or
ange, Grove st, cor lot
J. W. Day, 5ex150.. .................
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31

NEW YORK, Oct. 31.--Dr. Wilfred
T. Grenfell, medical missionary to the
fishermen of Newfoundland and Lab
rador, arrived here yesterday to act
as best man at the wedding of Mics
Jessie Wilson. daughter of President
Wilson, to his friend, Francis b.
Sayre, at the White House next
month. DR.. Grenfell has known Presi-
dent wilson's prospective son-in-law
for many years Mr.. Sayre was sec
rotary to the missionary in Labrador
and has also contributed largely to
the mission fund
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-10-31

found. Tho island has steadfastly
avoided by passing vessels because of
reefs and magnetic disturbances
which affected ships compasses 1t
is over 100 miles off the mainland.
The Eskimos had lived during all the
period of their forced stay on fish and
seal meat Several children were
born during the decade of their Inn
prisonment. and some of the party
had died. Those who were rescued
seemed all to be in good health.
Mexico Missouri message., 1913-08-28
HOW TRAGEDY WAS AVERTED
If Train Had Only Come Through
His Land Sideways.

In a Tennessee backwoods lived a
farmer who. although he had never
seen a railroad, yet had his opinion
of them and the mischief which he
understood they might cause. Accord
ing to his notion a train was as
much to be dreaded as n cyclone IT.
self. Great, then, was his consterna-
ton upon learning that right of
way for a railroad was wanted
through his farm. He swore by
hickory that no money could buy it.
Finally land enough for the purpose
was condemned and the road built
The day the first train was to pass,
the neighbors, knowing of the old
fellows opposition, persuaded him.
nevertheless, to go with them TO see
1t. AS the train disappeared, some
one said: You see, Bill, it didn't
hurt anything, after ALL" Bill was
surprised, but hated to abandon his
contention that a train would ruin
things. Wal. yaas," he said. 81
reckon that ye mought say so, but
ye see the gosh-durned thing come
through here endways. Eff it he'd
come sideways, it would a busted the
daylights outen of every COW in the
place"