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Imperial Valley press., 1913-12-29
You Can Get Savage Tires

Savage tires are sold in Brawley
by Dryden & Shank, in Imperial by
Imperial Garage and Machine Co., IN
Calexico by Rich & Sons Hotel Gar
age, in Holtville by Park Garage, in
Ell Centre by Roy Norman & Co., I'm
perial valley distributors. Phone,
Main 91.-Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1913-12-29

Department Of the Interior, U. S
Land Office at Los Angeles, Calf, Dec
4. 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Belle X
Ramage, assignee of George I. Wright
of FL Centre, California, who, on June
"a 1907, made Desert Land Entry NO
Section IS, Township 16 s., Range is e..
S. 3. Meridian, has filed notice Of In
tention to make final desert proof, ia
establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before Clerk of the Superior
Court. at Ell Centre. California, on the
22nd day of January, 1914 at 8 O'Clock
a. m.
p. Nuffer, Edward A. Perkiss, George
A. Armstead, all of Ell Centric, Calf.
Mary Elliott of Heber, Calf.
FRANK BUREN,, Register.
Non-coal.
Imp. Valley Press Jan
Imperial Valley press., 1913-12-29

Coal, gas coke and wood. Full
measure, right price, prompt service.
The Feed and Fuel Yard, Phone TAI
81 Olive avenue.-Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1913-12-29

ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELORS
Suite 726 Washington Bldg, Los An
geles, Cal. o. w. Powers, Thomas
Marioneaux, B. f. Ritter, Roger w.
Powers. General practice, all courts
Imperial Valley press., 1913-12-29
LAWYERS

JAS. w. GLASSFORD
ATTORNEY-ATLA
107:s-9 FIRST NATL BANK BLDG.
Ell CENTRIC {: CALIFORNIA
Imperial Valley press., 1913-12-29
OUPPRESS THE NOISES


y The the community which ought not be
difficult the hahenish disposition of few
destroy night rest of the entire community
Night after night early morning number of autoo
bile churn the air with deafenng racket
that keeps awake everybody in the city,
OF people consideration for their fellow mora
than reached stringent law and vgan enforce
nent afford provide both of these
Imperial Valley press., 1913-12-29
FRATERNAL SOCIETIES

~ UNA LODGE. NO. 47s, Benevolent
7 and Protective Order Of Elks.
= meets every Wednesday evening
at Elks' HaV. Visiting brothers are
heartily welcome. Meeting hours
o'clock W. C. PRYOR, Exalted Ruler
G A. LIVINGSTON. Secretary.
Imperial Valley press., 1913-12-29
AUCTIONEER
PHYSICIANS
DIR. j. f. FONCANNON
OSTEOPATH

Graduate of A. s. O., Kirskville, Mo,
under DR.. A. T. Still, founder of the
Science. Rooms 115 and 116, First Ma
tional Bank BldgI Ell Centre, Cal.
Phone 131 Residence 1914 9Th St.
Imperial Valley press., 1913-12-29
DENTISTS
DIR. VIM. II. CARL
OPERA HOUSE BUILDING
L CENTRIC CALIFORNIA
DIR. J. v. HOLCOMBE

DIR. j. V. HOLCOMBE
DENTIST
Rooms 4-6-8, Davis Bldg; Tel 81 w.
Hours to 5; Sundays and evenings
by appointment. Ell Centre, Cal.
Evening journal., 1913-09-23
BrRcIARs An DRrNKlRns.

4 y he news Of the local courts notice that from
Saturday morning. after tho session Of the City
Court until Saturday night the Wilmington police ar
rected hfty-three men and women Not burglar was
included in the number or the hfty-three prisoners
arrested. tbrtysix accused Of drunkenness Ave
Of larceny Ave Of assault and battery The charges in
the other cases ranged from dsorderly conduct and
breach Of the peace 10 the carrying Of concealed
weapons and the cruel treatment Of children IN short
The lst Of shows that the police we're ex-
csediagy active
In view the many burglsres that have occurred
Wilmington recently the question naturally arises
whether i would be much better for the police 10
spend more time just hunting burglars and less
Time hunting drunkards and minor offenders The
orunks we have with always and y be perfectly
sasy to pick them Up after burglars have been an
prehended and arrested with carnival OF burglary
IN progress common sense would seem 10 dictate that
m'n7r rnd harmless offenders be neglected for time
SO sn the energies Of the Police Department may no
concentrated capturing such major offenders as
burglars
has been said in defense of the local aen.r,rs,
that It is doing the best 81 can The best replv 70
that is that the real test Of tho efficiency Of po,cs
Department Is its ability to protect human life and
property and TO keep down or bring to punishmen,
TIN lawless elements which prey upon them There.
for~ In the matter Of these burglaries n has heer
shown that Police Department is not as enicen
II should he and that something should be done 4,
make II efficient Anybody arrest drunksrd
takes real policeman to run down and capture ,
burglar What need here is more rs~' rolice worl
sssinst burgares and 9th major criminals and les
OF the inelorous and commonplace work that is bein
done asainpt drunkards who do more harm to them
saves than to anyone else.
Evening journal., 1913-09-23
"CASCARETS" THE
BEST LAXATIVE
II coustipsted, bilious, headaohy' Stom'
aoh sour-Clesn up tonight!


Get lO.cent box now.
You men and women who can't get
feeling right who have headache. coat
ed tongue. foul taste and foul breath
dizziness. can't sleep, are bilious,
nervous and upset. bothered with sick,
uassv. disordered stomach, or have
backache and feel worn out
Arc you keeping your bowels clean
with Cascarets. or merely forcing q pas
sageway every few days with salts,
cathartic pills o. castor oil
Cascarets work while you sleeps
cleanse the stomach, remove the sour,
undigested. fermenting food and foul
uases; take the excess bile from the
liver and carry out Of the system all
the constipated waste matter and poi
son i'm the bowels.
Cascaret tonight will straighten
you out by morning "a lO-cent box
from any drug store will keep your
stomach sweet liver and bowels regular,
and head clear for months. Don't for
Get the children They love Cascarets
because they taste good-never gripe or
sicSen.
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

Dover exchange says. I'VE hear Of Judge
IN this state who thinks ideness crime and
VINO expects to find confirmation Of his belief in Black
stone. Suppose he should find IT and apply it would
apply 10 the negro alone? lust administration Of
such Law would h II that was the penalty the iails
win white folks; and would probably include some
OF those who harp about the idle negroes who have
been fostered and developed in that disposition by the
Republican party n the sense Of hearing of that
exchange had been little acute. il would
Know without asking tho question, that the case in
"hich Judge Churchman sought TO apply the old prin-
cple OF English law in relation to dleness affected
white man. and not negro At no time did he pur-
pose drawing the color line in its application.
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

England they ought to do IL in August,
because ON the twelfth Of that month the
salmon and trout fishing season opens.
A good Joke, this. But II is fact that
no power on earth can keep Sir Edward
Gray IN Downing street after that mo
mentous day. With commendablc
promptitude. Great Britain's foreign ser
retary loft his international cares be
hind Parliament took It's recess after
hearing King Georges rather meaning
less speech from the throne, and the po-
ltical world went grouse shooting or
fishing in the Scotch highlands Inci
dcntally, the only book Of which Sir I'd
ard Giey IL the known author does not
concern itself with the Eastern question
or the future Of China. bui is q treatise
on Ely Fishing. upon which field ct
the lonely sport he unquestionably is
high authority.
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

Complaint is made that smoke costs the city Of
Pittsburgh SooooooO year. But when that cost is
being considered. let not lose sight Of the hun
oreds Of millions Of doar7 that pour into Pittsburgh
as result Of the hres that make the smoke Almost
any city would welcome the pittsburzh smoke ~ the
business accompanied IL
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

Friends Of William Jennings Bryan assert that az
Secretary Of state in the Wilson cabinet has ee-
waited American diplomacy no other American Sec
retary Of State ever has done True elevated It to
the Chautauoua lecture platform, from $3.50 to s4oo
per notch Of elevation II is fortunate for American
diplomacy that other Secretary Of state has deemed
II wise 10 capitalize the highly honorable ONCE on the
lecture platform
Evening journal., 1913-09-23
High-Grade Furniture
At Surprisingly Low Prices

The designs are all
the latest examples
Of experts, representing
in each suite tho rare
combination of beauty
with solid comfort.
construction that will
insure durability to the
highest degree.
The woman who de-
sires TO have her home
refurnished will be de-
lighted with this oppor-
fnnifV 70 pt1rChace
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

hghgrade Library suites prices far below their real
value also have the advantage making her pur-
chase without any great outlay of money by accepting
the of very liberal plan of easy weekly orpmonthy
Evening journal., 1913-09-23
Library Suits

Threepiece, quartered oak suite. Fumed pssx an
shed consisting of large Arm Chair Rocker Settee
slated back; upholstered in genuine leather GOO
Special ......... ............ ............., eDOU
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

Count Berchtold, the Austro-Hun-
garian Foreign Secretary. whose
resignation appears to be pending,
comes of an uncommonly mixed an
cestry. He has I'm his veins strains or
German. Hungarian. Bohemian, ltal-
ian. Polish. Ruthenian. and Slavonic
blood. AS regards social standing.
too. the counts relationship are of A
composite nature. While connected
through one OF his ancestors. with an
Austrian peasant family. Emperor
Franz Josef is his ninth cousin, the
Gar and Kaiser are his eighth cous-
ins. and King Ferdinand, Of Bulgaria,
his fifth cousin.
Copyright, 1918. by A. d. Jacobson)
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

Emperor Franz Josef Of Austria, the
oldest sovereign in Europe last month
celebrated his eighty third birthday,
when he was the recipient Of congratu-
latious from all parts of the world. u
is sixty four years since he ascended the
Austrian throne on the abdication Of his
uncle. Emperor Ferdinand !. Almost
twenty years later he was crowned King
Of Hungary.
More domestic sorrows have fallen to
the lot of the veteran emperor than any
other sovereign. His wife was assassin
ated by an anarchist. his son and heir
Rudolf committed suicide. and his broth
or Maximilian, who. on the solicitation
of Napoleon III, became Emperor OF
Mexico. was executed.
The aged emperor made his birthday
the occasion Of investing his nephew and
heir.apparent Archduke Franz ferdi-
nand with the high Office Of Inspector
General of every branch Of tho Austro-
Hungarian armies, under the title OF IN
spector General Of the Forces. The arch
duke also is to direct the great mper-
ial maneuvers this autumn
The heir-apparent has A powerful
friend and supporter in Kaiser viii
liam and the German Empress who
by publicly receiving and entertain
ing as their guest at Potsdam the
archduke's mOrganatic wife, the
Duchess OF Hohcnburg, may have
opened the possibility for her of shar-
ing one of her husbands thrones
Whenever he shall succeed aged En-
peror Franz Josef. namely that or
Hungary. where the Magyars pro
claim" their king and queen. AS to
the Hapshurg crown. there may be
serious difficulties to surmount, but
the duchess Is very energetic.
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

Association Of
American Advertis.
IN The Associstion Of Anor- IN he srsst aSrer
faAIeI lean Advertisers has tsers Of this
W1W amined and n.rf;ff.d 10 \ rv Tbs Assocs
the oirculntion Of this pub nona non =, .nb
ucadOn The fgrres of circulation nd - ~ .ramins
contained 10 the Associations - en ~ any moment
port only guaranteed. -. ( and positive PROOF
Association Of American Advertisers Fss ss.s@psuslSs
4, 4,s- ua.,-.-u AZ , , 49,. 4 certificate No tt51
no 4i7i "Htshsh ong' - v biV I has issued 20
hA $780,
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

Three-pece Mahogany Suite, consisting of large Arm
Chair. Rocker and Settee Shaped slated back large
rests; automobile constructed seats, up RE0
holstered in genuine leather Special. ........ IDOU
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

A former ambassador Of Austria, and
a. present member Of the Cabinet, once
said in my hearing: "If ever the Ger
mans really should think Of invading
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

Threepiece quartered oak Suits. Early English wax
finished consisting of large Arm Chair, Rocker and Set
wing sides shaped slated back with loose cushions
Automobile constructed upholstered in mita-
ton Spanish leather. Special COT E0,
................. eDel AteeJU
Evening journal., 1913-09-23

leather Special ............. .............. SDA II
Beautiful Mahogany Morris Chair; high comfort II
able back and deep upholstered in im- q . IN N
taion leather; big value ..-............ ID lOseJU III
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-18

COLIS SluSly. LIE SIdL0 lids I'LL hCo
A new lawyers loose on Chicago.
That means heap of trouble tor
somebody in the future.
Even if lawyers are "a necessary
evil there's no sense in getting 'em
SO many in bunch.
Sir Joseph Beecham, the English
pill peddler, is in town. Joe made the
. Trib feel good by telling how he had
spent $5,000,000 in newspaper adver-
Using in five years.
Sir Joe's father started the pill
game and the family has been pump
ing pills into Johnny Bull for 10 these
many years.
They are not the kind of pills our
revolutionary ancestors pumped into
Englishmen at Lexington and Con-
cord, but they make our British
cousins jump just the same.
And probably out of gratitude of
Britain's glad heart and empty
bowels, they knighted Pill Peddler
Beecham for his service to humanity.
Herm KohIsaat is now in his eIe-
ment. He is fighting women for not
being for Puterbaugh. Brave lad,
Herm. Go to it.
The Chicago newspaper trust, and
particularly Willie the Hearst, got
another black eye when John Walker
was elected president of the Illinois
Federation of Labor.
And the Hearst papers are still on
the unfair list of both the Illinois
and Chicago Federations of Labor.
Hearst bit off more than he could
chew when he started in to mop up
the state with organized labor
The thing is now. the other way
around, with Hearst being used as
the mop.
If the Tribune had half of the pa
triotism and one-tenth of the courage
of Mrs. Medill Mccormick it might
really be a great newspaper.
We haven't yet heard of any of the
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-18

lSdIleSSneSS Wlon she look up the
fight for the department store clerks.
And we hope she will never quit
that fight until the clerks in Chicago
department stores get living wage.
G. Marconi narrowly escaped in
jury at Bologna, Italy, in auto acct
dent. Second accident he's been in
in few months.
Chicago is bad enough in the auto
smash-up game. The question arises
is Bolognawurst?
And the office boy says, I'D hate to
be liver down there"
About the only consolation the
Hearst papers can get out of the de-
feat of Ed Wright for president of
the Illinois Federation of Labor is
that it was close race.
Which reminds us of the congress-
man who was elected by only IA votes
but said: ''The salary is just the
same"
In this case the result is just the
same whether John Walker had a
majority of II or 70. He's elected
and that's all there is to it.
IuC ENdIII OOSSII ISl Lie lIuLIl
interfere with good story.
1t says the Painters District Coun-
Gil withdrew from the Chicago Build
ing Trades Council because the coun-
Gil made contract with the Building
Construction Employers Assn.
That's a lie. The painters with
drew because Simon O'Donnell made
a deal with Hearst to get out trades
union edition of a scab newspaper.
And the Exam was the scab news
paper.
If the O'DonneII organization in
sists on fining the painters $4,000 it
would be cheaper for the real union
men of Chicago to organize new
Building Trades Council and nail
Simon's pelt to the barn door.
Or else let Hearst have him as a
labor editor.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13

Underneath the 7 criminal City
and its streets are 80 miles of rail-
way tracks on two separate levels,
the upper for Through Service,
the lower for Suburban Service.
Eachlevelformsa complete ter
mlnal in itself, separate entrances
and exits, with equal facilities
for the comfort of passengers.
Both levels are reached by
gently inclined walks. No stair
climbing, and no confusion,
since incoming and outgoing
traffic is separated.
Ticket, Pullman, Baggage and
other facilities are progressively
arranged from waiting room to
tram, no step need be reuaced.
njoy restful sleep on the
he historic Hudson and enter
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13

Area 90 blocks, three times larger than
any other Terminal. Excavation. 3,oo5, 600
cubic yards. two-thirds solid rock. Sixty
seven tracks on two levels, aggregating g
miles. Five miles OF passenger platforms,
level with the car floors. Eight hundred
trains in and out of terminal every day.
Passengers handled annually. approx
mately. q, ooo,o 900. Thirty thousand people
are accommodate al one time.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Charity Without Pauperisn.

A great defect of many charitable
schemes is their tendency to paupeT-
ize the benefciaries. This is over
come by one of the methods adopted
by the Robert Browning settlement at
Vealworth, which supplies boots to
poor children. The footgear is hand
ed over in return for the payment by
the parents of a small weekly rent
until the retail price has been covered
After the final payment the boots still
remain the property of the settlement
without whose permission they car
neither be sold nor pawned.-London
Globe
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Mere Mediocrity.

/ used to think l possessed the ar.
tlstlc temperament-the sacred fire;
but l was mistaken. I'm just one
among the millions of common PEG
pie"
You have no right to say that! You
have done some splendid things
things that you could not possibly
have done if you had merely been one
among the millions of common PEG,
pie"
mo, you're mistaken. I'm just an
ordinary, everyday man. Why, my
wife has lived with me for II years
without ever once thinking of getting
a divorce! "-Judge's Library.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13

Ave one block from Fifth Ave.
and convenient to Broadway.
1t is the only Terminal on all
lines of localtramc-subway sur
face and elevated. More than
1000 cars pass its doors every
day, afording easy transit facil-
tiles to any part of Greater New
York. Around it, and within
a radius of a few blocks, are
forty nine hotels, fifty eight
clubs and thirty FIVE theatres.
Three new lines of under
ground transportation are now
building to Grand Central Ter
minal, and soon there will be
&C.: levels for human traffic in
Forty-second Street.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
His Qualifications

so you want me to support Wom-
| bat for the senator" said the practical
politician.
I'VE do" chorused the delegation of
citizens.
On what grounds?"
On the grounds that he is the ablest
| man for the place"
I'm! Now what other qualifications
has he?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Extra Session Program.
Cook Pasha.~

With due respect to those eminent
Englishmen, Lord Cromer and Lord
Kitchener. they are not the only un-
crowned kings of Egypt The London
Taller tells of a trip Lord Cromer
once took with the founder OF the in
ssitution that all travellers know as
Cooks into an almost unexplored
region far TO the west of the Upper
Nile.
He went TO pay his respects TO a
certain sheik. He introduced himself.
Tie sheik was polite, but had evil
Geatly never heard Of Lord Cromer,
and appeared TO have little compre-
hension of the position of Great Brit
ain in Egypt.
And this is my friend, Mr.. Cook, :"
Lord Cromer went on.
The sheik bowed deferentially.
All, he said, everybody has
heard Of big good Mistah Cook"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
SunerfIuons Labor Counts

The men who have achieved sue
cess are the men who have worked,
read thought more than was abso-
lutely necessary, who have not been
content with knowledge sufficient for
the present need, but who have
sought additional knowledge and stor-
ed it away for the emergency resrve.
It is the supertIuous labor that equips
a man for everything shat counts in
life
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
\ E-gS 81 IxTCNAy ~
S 6a8.E3
Gathered Smiles
WRONG SURMISE.

Miss Peacher, may I ask you I.
very important question:"
hy-er-certainly, Mr. Dubkins, :
answered the young lady. trying hard
to conceal her agitation.
Does your father look with favor
on me?''
Yes, father likes you very much
and if you should ask him anything
in regard to me, am sure
4 an glad to hear that have won
his esteem, because / have been lately
taking flyer in Wall street and l
want his advice as to whether or not
now is good time to sell P. D. & O..
stock"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Thouaht He Had En-.

Farmer Brown-Hello, John! How
you feelin'?
Farmer Jones-Poorly. l felt all
right yesterday, but l kinder think to-
day sometimes the matter with me.
I feel some o the symptoms of scia-
tica lumbago, dyspepsia, ringworm,
bronchitis an a few other ser'us all
ments.
Farmer BTown-Du tell! What in
tn name o Tophet did We do las
night?
Farmer Jones-Wy, | read the new
Farmers almanac till near mornin'.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Omen Confession

You admit, then" inquired the mag
istrate, severely. that you stole the
pig?"
L has to, boss said the prisoner.
Very WELL" returned the magis-
trate, with decision, there has been a
lot of pig stealing going on around
here lately and am going to make an
example Of you or none of US will be
safe. Ladies' Home Journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Result of His Researches.

What, in your opinion,
is the secret of good roads?
Downstate Chauffeur-The secret OF
good roads is to find 'eml
tax. | think all incomes less than An
drew CaTnegie's. John D. Rockefel
ler's and j. Pierpont Morgan's shouls
be exempt. Their incomes I woult
graduate at about 100 per cent.
Newark News.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Thought They Were PIasters,

Have you got any OF those anti
tuberculosis Red Cross stamps?" q
young woman asked, as she entered &
drug store.
Yes. ma'am," replied the clerk.
Are they good?" she asked.
Yes"
Well, / should like about 10 cents
worth of them
The clerk gave them to her.
Gould you tell me now," tDe pur
chaser continued, where I had bet
ter put them on. I am little afraic
I have a touch of the disease Go
Iumbus Dispatch.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Nav Knows Few Things.

Willie-Paw, what does the mini
mum wage mean?
Paw-It means the smallest amount
you can pay for a certain amount of
work, my son.
MaW-It really means what a mar
ried woman receives from her hus-
band Now you go to bed, Willie.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Proved.
ally admire

Women do not especially admire
handsome men"
That is true replied Miss Cay
enne. AS l sat on the piazza l saw
number of good-looking, we'll
dressed youths cut out by man
whom automobile goggles rendered
entirely unprepossessing"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13

1T does seem as if you and l ought
to get along together without quarrel
ing all the time sighed Mrs, Jaw
back.
1T does, growled Mr. Jawback, but
it seems we can't. We're fighting like
cats and dogs from morning to night.
Cats and dogs? Look at that cat
and that dog of ours-they never fight.
They live under the same roof peace
fully"
Yes, they do. But tie 'em together
so they can't get loose and see how
they'll act!"