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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-02-14
Town Clerks Suicide.

The sadness surrounding the death Of
Town Clerk Henry IL. Potter has been
rendered more distressing, as the fact has
become known that he took his own life.
According to the death return filed at the
Office of the town clerk by DIR. Harry
Smith, it was case Of suicide. 1t is
understood that death was caused by
taking cyanide OF potassium.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-02-14
GREENVILLE.

Business is good at the Smithheld
Woolen Co.'S Mill.
It is rumored that the Winsor Mill
property has been sold.
There are quite a number of cases OF
grippe in this village.
Ice houses are being filled in this section
this week.
Those who know say that this is the
month to spray the trees for the San Jose
scale.
Greenville Grange held we'll attended
meeting on Monday evening in Wilkin-
sons Hall.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-02-14
Oueered Himself.

The detective had just congratulated
the housewife for bringing about the
arrest OF a noted sLeak thief "Oh, ]
knew he was a crook the minute he
opened bis mouth she replied smif
ingly.
"How did you spot him so quicklyT
"why. he told me the gas company
had sent him TO examine our metei
and see n we we're not entitled 10 Q
ebate."-Argonaut
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-02-14
Very Appreciative. A

East End Clergy man anxious to 10
terest lady In the poor of his parish
after visit TO tenementI- Wen. what
40 you think OF the life these poor peo
ple leadf Awful isn't ~ Society
LADY twho thinks everything a crazel-
Dreadful I'd no idea But isn't Il
rather overduue I-Loudou Punch.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-02-14
No Help.

"I admit that the architecture OF this
house is something derce," said the
agent. but just see how handy the
place is-only stones throw from the
station"
II see IL is said Tomkins wearily
but I'm such a rotten shot IL wouldn't
be any satisfaction to me. "-Harpers
we--..s.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-02-14
Not Amiable.

ave had to let that servant GO"
"What was the matter2 Wouldn't
she work?"
"Oh. she did the work all right, but
she couldn't get along with the chill
drcn
"rhnt sog"
Yes she'd lose her temper every
'imc one ~ them Kicked her on the
+hius Drlou Free preSs
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-02-14
A Cure.

"Do you believe appendicitis can be
cured without an operationT
My case was -
How'd you do itT'
"a friend who had suffered told me
what his operation cost him. and a.
soon as he had finished all my symp
toms had departed - Houston Post
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-02-14

The best way 10 Ept better job h
10 DO better at the Job you have
fsuthp Companion.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06
Some Cooking
Suggestions

tiorserndlen n az effective ~ mne.
tard in preserving cuoHmbcrn.
one-haif cup 81 preserved orange
peel chopped, impafls delicious ma
vor 90 n cake
Apple sauce IN which ginger. Gin.
namon and cloves have been cooked.
keeps very readily.
A wooden toothplck may be used
FOR testing cake. ~ answers the
same purpose az n broomatrnw and
n much cleaner.
Try making cheese siraws by q re-
cipe calling for hrenocrumhs rather
than pastry. They are easily made
and are much more aigostibge.
Try olive Oh instead % butter IN
HeasoninE macaFeui string beans and
summer aquash. IA gives an unex-
pectcd blandncsa and Richness OF fla
yor.
when buying n soup bone purchase
about five centa' worth Of liver with
e. This gives richer stock. adj
ding 90 the flavor of the soup as wen
as 90 the usefulness OF each soup
hone.
For apple sauce to cat with pork
add two cups OF the sauce, one ta~
blcspoon OF freshly srated horscrad-
ish which has boen soaked 10 mild
vinegar and squeezed dry. This r.
a German method.
Instead Of pattlcs get eases made
for cream puffs al n bakery. Pin
them with n soft crcamcd chicken
mixture. delicntciy Favored BY adding
n pinch 81 mace. This makes a new
cr and more easily diRe4tod luncheon
course than paitios.
Ham which 10 90 be broilcd or fried
should be soaked for two hours IN
water 20 which molasses has been adj
dcd. IN the proportion ~ ono part
moiassoE to two Of wnter. II makes
the ham. which r. usually dry and
hard. tender and delicious,
NarEnnte The material Of a salad
before putting on the mayonnaise.
There is often an Objectionable dry
ness about n salad dressed with
mayonnaise, which this method VIII
ohviate. n is useful with ali mater
falls which DO not wilt easily
when making apple dumplings'
steam enough for two meals. Save
those left over from the first meat
and bake them In hot oven for
twenty minutes. Serve them with q
hard sauce. Steamed and baked
dumplngs are far better than those
which are only baked.
Ripe olives are very much improv-
ed by soaking them for one-half hour
before using In olive oil In which a
Glove OF garlic has been bruised. The
olives should be covered with oil,
which Il afterwards poured Off and
bottled. II may be used again and
again. This treatment renders the
olives glossy IN appearance and Inn
proves their flavor materially. olives
SO treated when stoned and chopped,
make a delicious fililne FOR brown %
whole wheat bread sandwiches when
have beer previously bpttered
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06
HEAD AND BODY ARE
HELD TOGETHERIN
LOSING RACE
WITH DEATH
J. B. Triplett, Former Albu-
querque Boy, Breaks Neck
While Diving in Bay at San
Diego; Dies Despite Doctors.
LEAPED HEAD FIRST IN
TWO FEET OF WATER

While n surgeon literally held the
young mans head and body together
IN tlght Strip around the throat.
motor ambulance raced through the
holiday crowds in san Diego. Cal.
streets on Labor day 60 save the life
.of ]. bayard Tripictt. 30 years wht
broke his neck diving Ia the has. The
race was lost. Despite the doctors
effort o. keep together tho vcrtcbrae
INK between rrlpiett's heart and
head that meant life 20 the luckless
hathcr. he WIS dead when the ambu-
lance reached the hospital.
Iripiett formerly lived IN Albu-
querque, being the son of G. "A. "Trip
lett Of fi02 South Edith street
carpenter ana well Known member
Of the Highland Methodist Episcopal
church.
The family moved 20 California
about four years ago and many
friends here will read OF the fate OF
the young man with deep interest and
regret. san Diego paper thus tells
the story OF his death;
with a number OF other persons
Triplett was bathing In the bay al the
foot OF Twenty-third street Here
goes'" he called to the others. as ne
poised himself for "A dive. tie made
a graceful dive. but as his body
struck the rather murky water with
splash Il was seen to crumpie.
Watchers realized that something had
happened to Tuplctt and they wadcd
la To rescue him. The water where
1riplctt had plunged was only two
feet deep. Ills head had struck IN
hard floor OF the bay with terrific
Impact, breaking his neck. lie was
Unconscious when spectators OF the
| accident pulled him ashore.
The onlookcrs feared that the
young hathor was already dead.
Seemingly he was, but the rescuers.
fun of hope. hastily summoned doc.
tor and the ambulance. When help
arrived the doctor realized thag thcr,
was one slim hope OF saving the boy +
hfe-~that was 10 hold together m,
/ fractured vertehrac In the neck until
he could get him on the opcrating
table. whore there was q chance, Jus
q chance. that modern surgery would
defeat death.
Tho unconscious youth was carried
gently into tho ambulance, the SUR.
= gcon holding His neck in % tight clasr
u was Trlpletts lease on life that IN,
doctor held. VI the surgeon reinxc,
his hold the Jar al tho ambulance
would sever The slender thread o.,
which the comatose mans ne hung
The ambulance gong changed ant
the race was on. Through thronged
streets whore gally CARRIED san Die.
gnns holiday bent. siroilod or waited
1 for their street cars. whizzod the am.
bulanco, while tho doctor maintained
his stout grip on Triplotts NE. AZ
1 that the doctor and tho no less ZEAL
GUS driver ~ the ambulance could
| do, however, could not repair tho In
jury caused by that dive on wuva-
pounded sand. The last spark oi
Triplctt's life went out before the am
bulance arrived 90 its destination
Tripleit was n timer. He was un-
married and lived with his father
Charles ". Trlplett, az Forty-socond
street and Adams avenue.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

Grass 4 fuzzy generally green
substance which Ia found In large
number Of countries. II grows 10
varying heights ana serves a number
If snndry purposes. Tall grass Ia in
habited largely BY promising hush
league BAN piayera Rcpnbliean poll
ticlana. red ants eontpedea ana
,nesrbeeks The term grass IL APP
piled 10 widows who have not been
bcrenvea By death. AZ Ia ihe latter
caae they wear weeds II one esiti-
Yates a widow her weeds often soon
disappear.
Ia many public parks and similar
places grass y principally used TO keep
On or Tho comInon on garden grass
found on eastern eroquel grounds
and lawns differs widely from that
found on the western mesas. both in
quality and quantity much OF the
latter Is known as buffalo grass be-
cause It Is not eaten by bulfalos.
1n some sections Of the west the
blades OF grass are foar miles apart,
shua afording the gentle long-hoFn
mis- needed constitutional az he strolls
across the countica in quest 81 nu-
triment Western grass must often
~ labeled Or accompanied by mi
eroscope ID order 10 enable the ten
derfoot % recognize Il.
Grass undergoce number Of Pc
cnllar transiormations. II enters the
sheep ~ Grass and comes out wool
On the sleeps back. thus giving rise
~ schedule X and the various trou-
hies Incident thereto. In the case %
me chicken. Il goes IN grass ana
Gpnles pui Feathers; IN the ease o. the
COWS a makes its temperance IN the
form 81 hair. ana IN the case Of the
nonse-cat. which may frequently be
leen nibolins the succulent shoots in
~ front yard. ,, goes In grass aud
'enlea oni fur
ciuas varies "a hue from she deep
npnA hino ~ inc Kentucky pastures
5 iho hrlsht yellow of Cactus Fiat,
tlr Much honor has boen given IN
~ ana Story d me man who maScs
" BLADES ~ grass grow where ono
tloaalt ihgited aiihough u al
aia pnnslea ua % know what earthly !
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06
MOTHER! THE CHILD
is C0STIVE, BILIOUS
Don't Hesitate! \ Laxative T. Ncccs-
sary u Tongue T. Coated. Breath
bad or stomach sour.

Give "CuliforuH syrup Of Figs" az
oncc--a toaspoonlul today often saves
a sick child tomorrow.
10 your lIul, unr Is out-of-sorts
half sick, isn't resting eating and act
ms naturally look Mothef' gee N the
tongue D. coatcd. This " sure sign
that rs little stomach liver and bow-
els are cloggod with waste. when
cross, Irritable. fcvorish stomach
sour breath bad or has stomach-ncho
diarrhoea, sore throat fnli Of cold
give n toospoouful at "CallfOrnia
Syrup Of Figs" ana IN n few hours
all tho conwipaicl poison. undiRostod
food and sour hila gontly moves out
OF i's mite bowels without gripping.
and you have o wen. PLAYFUL child
again.
Mothers can rest oaRy after giving
this harmless fruit laxative" because
q never falls 10 cleanse tho little ono'a
liver and bowels and swccton the
stomach ana they dearly love lta
pleasant taste. Full directions for
babies. children OF an ages and for
grown-ups printed on each bottle.
Beware of counterfeit az syrups
Ask your druggIs' for 50-oont bot
ilo NJ California syrup Of Figs" then
zee that Il ig mndo hy the "Califor.
MIA Fig Syrup company" Don't be
fooled
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

HiHht now y when the Wise vana-
tion-seekcr winks IN more OF less
Baeslockian fashion. and proceeds 70
demonstrate the height. breadth and
cubic contents Of his wisdom b. go
ing a-pleasurins just when everyone
else - coming home. SAYS the Den
yer Republican.
Experience has taught him that
after September hrst tho outgoing
trains Win be empty He can sprawl
over two seats In the car without
arousin9 tha indignation Of several
eosen persons. lie looks out OF the
chr window and sees che jam Of hui
mnnity In the homes going trains. and
then shakes hands with himself.
when he arrives az his favorlte sum-
mef resort he finds that the best
room ia the house Is al his disposal.
Last week the story would have been
different--but today the landlord is
glad 20 have the extra be Of patron
age that has blown In 20 unexpcct-
eddy Tho meals are cooked better
and served IN better shape. bccnusc
lhose IA the kitchen are not rushed
10 death. our on his favorite trout
stream the wise man wandcrs for
miles without meeting another fish
orman. Last week ne would have
bumped elbows with a score of them
but today he fishes an his choice
pools IN solitary comfort Thus ne
spends blissful. quiet week or more.
and, when he turns komoward. he
finds plenty OF room on the train. FOR
the big rush 20 the cities Is over Tie
has enjoyed the finest Of weather.
for September is tho perfect month
everywhere and anywhere lie has
had no crowdins. no discomforts OF
any kind. and 70 the symposium of
~acation woes he makes no corfrihm-
ton.
Wise indeed IL the man who fares
forth and collects his hotel labels la
September n there were awards for
vacation cieverness. It is easy to sec
where az least "A cleaning ana carvcn
silver loving cup would be his.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

u1t two h|o1e4 II ar4s enula 81 e.
an4 AS aat k. a,n sta., e..
+. svs.s 81 o..oa t|sh,as M.
method I|n4 to r6n.n., +. lo ante
th. -. .4ft t.na .fs.. 81 sns asf
hl0t f.am tha ,nf6r..l.. 81 iho he.r,
a|t.n al1. ttt.hnt ana na.nfni n,t.
cs.s nfoaaelnt ~ much inr,c. h
hs4si hom,nas otas. ssous y ~.
nn.nefhbls places. ,n.lnalne unarr
lhe faei IL acme vtfaonr ~ m.ans
name.
orsm h,ia between sht hsn6. 4.
shs small hov ana blown nnon pro.
aness q snucous nhr,sk wh.eh arpeas.
e. aaasa Keen defiant a. the urchsn.
e.pseaily h sherc ire ans res o-
sistninr psssons N shs house
the custom 4. .rncopas. o, eb.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06
JURIES TO BEGIN
WORK ON MONDAY
SEPTEMBER IS
District Court Officials Pre-
pairing for Fall Term; Grim
inal Docket Will Likely Be
Light.

Notices OF jury duty have been sorv-
cd ON men whose names were drawn
for service on the grand and petit
lurles and preparations are now being
made for the beginning ol work on
september 10 IN the Bcrnalillq coun-
ty district court
The indications arc that The grand
jury viii not be ln session more than
ten days. The criminal docket prom
ises 10 be- light when cOntrastod with
dookets OF former terms.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06
Recent Good Books at The Public Libro,,

sncccsscs-in "a story more crowded
with action ana sentiment than any.
thing he has ever done before. gtrur-
giles OF rival rairoad builders. nRhts
AGAINST glncicrs, and the love of an
unusual heroine, mako o. powerful
novel
toiiicr--''6,crmnny aud the Germans
Mr. Collier thinks Germany bver-
disciplined, German society TOO rigid.
lines 81 casto and class TOO sharply
drawn. Ho IS struck hy the doml-
nance Of ono personality in al de-
partmcnts OF German iifo ana he
shown how the Kaiser confronts You
az every turn.
CnFwOO,l--'lsobcl."
a romance az the northern trail
Anothcr story of The CANADIAN north
west which Be- noteworthy not only
for Cos dramatic strength, bat for the
clever analysis of human emotions
under extraordinary conditions
Muu~t, rhcgg-"isSc hulugy aud Indus.
trial Enic'cnoS"
This volume is not only Interesting:
g rs fascinating The problems here
discussed arc those ~ everyday life.
nnd the book BE- 90 study Of human ma
turc Is viii De- found useful not only
10 The economist and manufacturer.
but also 90 the sociologist ana clcrgy-
mau.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

'Fire Ia the Rev. MIR. Yoakum's
Dwelling; loses An Ills Clothing. but
Saves Barrel of Sermons"
Unexpectedly Meets Sweetheart
While Taking Bite out of Plug Of To-
bacco; Match Believed 10 BE Broken
or"
"Roguish Little Boy Hides Wad NJ
Chewing Gum In tits Sisters Hair;
She Misses Her Train for Boston,"
KNEW How 10 Start the Motor
Car hui Had Forgotten How 10 stop
M Hospital Physicians Say All win
Recover"
"'rrios 10 Shoot Tallow Candles
Through Barn Door; Ruins Clothing
Of Bystandcrs Chicago Tribune.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

MISUNDERSTANDING tho hoy"
The most complete dincussNn of tho
''boy problem" treating 10 very COM
crctoly and with a largo fund Of un-
derstanding. sympathy and hopeful
ness. All aspects OF character huild-
ing from infancy 10 adolescence arc
covered undcr tho Ave parts, Indus
trii, social. habit vocational ana
service training Some of the subjects
have had little or no adequate treat
mcnt elsewhere.
Portcr-'Iaddlc."
u % tale Of Indiana picture
from HE. showing the home circle of
the stanton family and Pamcln
Pryor an English girl. Here again as
Ia former works of tho sumo author.
one has that sense OF being very close
90 nature. Doe flower and bird: ana also
very close to the heart 81 man.
Observation-Disclosures 81 . ncAnuing
Husband"
Mr.. Martin b. delightfully."- humor-
Gus. but nc IS as truthful as be- ls son-
ial In these new essays he Is at his
best In the character of the young
husband Of q desirable young woman.
no PHILOSOPHERS on matters general
ana particular ns they appeared TO-
him In the married state Ho says:
1T is such an Interesting world
do love 10 see II roll along and try
60 puzzle why things happen as they
do
Bcach--"Thc iron Trail"
Alaska agniR-tho scene of great
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

The president has made sure. says
a Washington Dispatch. that "for "a
Time, a. least, 40 ill-considorod
speeches on Mexico viii bo delivered
In the senate. This sense OF person
al responsibility Tor what IA said en-
congress has never before been 80
strongly developed IN the white
House.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

A female truant officer employed
BY the Chicago school board has run
In drunk and disorderiy man who
hes several times been fined for re-
sisiing male officers. Tho fcmalo ao-
leeWpman may turn out 60 bo good
investment IN Chicago. where chiv-
airy abounde.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

The nnme--D oan's inspires confi-
denco--Doan's Kidney pills for Kid
ney ms Doan's Ointment for skin
itching. Duan'a RcRulets FOR n mid
lnXat3e Sold az an drug stores.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

Peace IN the Balkans So again de-
clared. with the Turk back in several
strategic points from which ne was
lately driven out. Turkey De- stn ~
Europe and roosting only a little low-
er than before.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

Blious2 Feel heavy after dlnnerg
Rlitor tnstog Complexion nll0w2
ans Rorulots for bilious attacks ESQ
at an stores
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

just rcceiVcd---onc carload OF tNi2
boards ten to twenty feet long. CHI
Ncns' Lumber Co, 900 =. second 81
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06
NOW LAUGH
Why

There is young lawyer IN this
mans town who shall be nameloss. He
has little or no practice and Is AZ
present feeling discouraged. ON loav-
Ing his office the other day he placed
n card on the door on which he had
neatly written:
"Wlll return IN an hour"
When he came back ne found writ
ten on the card the word: "What
fOr2"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06
JABS + ~ s''''


JEROME
nettcr 49, home
no more
no roam
tho he's read every
Legal tome
W. fear h. has an
ivory dome
Thus endesh this brief
uulling pomc.
o.
THE INCOME tax must be an right
y has the opposition Of Senator vard-
AMMAN.
d.
WooafIl tho aiicnt SOUP spoon. the
MuHlcr 81 The Violent Eatcr has ar
rived. A Chicago dispatch saysi
They've put the municr on the
soup spoon and the klbosh on the
joke about the soup eater whose noisy
table WORK drowned the orchestra. A
Huied. sefraisd spoon guaranteed 20
work noiseieaaiy in the hands OF the
most violent soup slipper, - on ex-
hibition as tho national convention ~
the retail jewellers here"
o.
PERHAPS Il n true that II sccre-
iaFy Bryan had been sent to Moxic0
instead Of John Lind the mission
would have been just as successful.
nui here Noald have been lot more
conversation.
o.
HARRY THAw's escape from
Maitcawan cost him t2s,0o0. And ne
has only started, Perhaps that Thaw
fortune viii be put In circulation
soontr than expected.
D.
WE ARE EAGERLY awaiting news
Of the success Of the new Progressive
party among the Hopi.
D.
1T WAS a neat little courtesy when
President Wilson announced several
times he would deliver his message
on Mexico "manana."
o.
Now HOW many bright boys ana
girls present ever heard 90 shcr-
brooke or Cooticook oefcre2
o.
MAYOR GAYNOR wisely got on tho
boat just after he said al that he
thought Of Murphy.
o.
THE ONLY way TO make a sure
thing out Of this watermelon game Is
20 plug t.
o.
MANUEL, having annexed a wife.
"a probably now In a receptive mood
as regards some lucrative, steady
job.
n
Tsumntious New Workers.
New Workers pirate about their burg In
purcst broadway pntter;
No other town has SIS renown, oc-
cordlng 10 their chatter
And set they live In Jersey state,
acruss the Hudson river;
or maybe dwell In New Rochelle
which makes rounder SILVER
Bayonne and Yonkers have their
share; these little towns are
corkors Z
And Hackonsack. Il has no lack OF
worldly-wiso New Workers.
New Workers live IN villageR-thls u
truthful ditty;
You and them living everywhere.
except IN New York CITY.
--Pleasantrics.
D.
ABSENCE makes the heart grow
f0nder--and we are n lot fender Of
II. Thaw IN Canada than az home.
He's further away from the public
prints,
WE ARE PLEASED 10 announce
that as yet no one has dynamitcd MI,
Carneglo's peace palace.
o.
Telling a secret.
II Is doubtful whether the person
who asserted that secrets were made
60 tell foresaw, even In his most Gym
lcai mood anything Ike the following
Conversation;
"Lottie tells me that you told her
the secret that I told you not to tell
anyone"
"Oh. isn't she meant ! told her
not To- tell you that ! to,d IL 10 her.
eyes. told her that / wouldn't tell
YOU, 81 she told me. 80 please don't
ten her that ! told you"-Youih's
Companion.
D.
coll ROOSEVELT Is so DESTROYS Of
harmony between the Republicans
and progressiycs ho is willing for the
republicans 10 come loo on tho Pro-
urOaefpes' own forms
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06
Between Girls.

Tie says he has never loved any
glfi but me-"
do you believe him 2"
~ am inclined 90. Yfis kisses are
rather amateurish"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06
WHY lie Inn.

Two American soldiers were speak
Ing about the battle 90 Bull Run. one
Of them was Yankee, the other an
irlEhgan.
pat" said the Yankee "wcro you
&C tho battle of Bun nun"
II was" mid Pas
"f'm sure you ram, said the Yank.
~ dld," said rnt "nnd the man
that did not run a there yet"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

SOON THE leaves win begin 60
fan and we VIII say our last fond
adioux 90 the oantaloupc.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-06

AND WHY don't you pronounce it
like Ouadal0upe2
-E. u. J.