Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-31

pianist, will now favor ~ with few
bars of that justly popular compost
iion. ''rhe Bounding Blllow Is the
Berth for Ne"
BE ADVIsED--anchor the barn 10
the iOt--anchor the lot 20 the block
ne the house 10 the Rrouud---nail
down the family cow and Put gus
wires on the windmill Tonight we
observe that beautiful and pictures.
cue old festival known as Halloween.
o.
a MAN was arrested FOR writing
letters 20 Miss Jane Adams. He
might Try Mira. pankhurst
O.
THE MONTHLY bubonic plague
rat has been discovered Ia Seattle.
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COLONEL ROOSEVELT is fairly
well pleased with Brazil. This. lot
us tell you. Is lucky for the people
Of Brazil.
THERE have been many great
composers. but so far We believe mo-
one 81 them has ever succeeded la
set'ins a hen 70 music.
EXPERIENCE can never be
bought on credit.
o.
MANY an Imposing family tree is
punk at the core and fortunately has
lis roots concealed.
O.
PROF CHOPPERS Of Williams
college was offered diplomatic post
in Greece. The whole business
sounds like frying douehnuts.
TIM Rfnrtrf n 4.,la,.tt... 49,. A.
followed BY some more Mobillzing.
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A ST. LOUIS marriage broker who
mndc two hearts happy wants two
suits OF clothes in payment. our guess
- that the broker anticipates hard
winter and the bridegroom owns
clothing store
"A MANS home. says Boston
court, Is where his wife ls Indicat-
Ing that some men might be better
OF with stationary dwelling places.
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NulsnnccS.
There Is man in our town
And he les fun Of prunes;
He has % rusty phonopraph
And never changes tunes
Cincinnati Enquirer
nero la man I'M 0uf town
who's even worse than that.
Hes teaching tango dancing ON
The floor above our fat
Chicago Record Herald.
There is a man In our town
Who dimes on rlpest cheese,
Then grusps YOU by the coat lapel
And tells an ancient wheezc.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
There Is q man IN our town
Who has raucous laugh.
I ana when we heart We wish that We
Might write his opitaph.
Birmingham Ago Herald.
There ~ man IN or town
His face would wreck q train
When c'er Ills seen. 'tis difficult
From murder % refrain.
.
A HOPEFUL cuss is Simon schlat-
teF--he says the tariff doesn't matter.
.
MORE hopefut sim ls William
brown says living cost VIII soon go
! down.
o
JUST IN order Go get on a wheeze
about the "bu-Cnilc' "a pHragTauhcr
$50 know has been perpetrating an
( Piles. Get out your calendar. man.
this ISN'T Gentle Spring by about six
months.
If YOU can't tell bv the taste
whether the waiter has given you n
mutton chop or pork chop, what
blthering difference does % make
which u is?
DESPITE the capaciounessBess
ness Vt tho oral orihCe of the secretary
of state. one ls tempted 90 believe ut
times that the administration In
foreign policy has severed with lts
dental apparatus greater quantity
than it VIII bo able satisfactorily 10
maaticate,
WE SPLIT the innniuye therc--hut
that is nothing 40 the way the admin
istrati0n has been splitting hairs in
Mexico
o
WE MIGHT bring Mr. Huerta 10
America na part 81 our educational
propaganda, and lct him ohEery" an
election in New York or Ia dams
county Ohio.
o WAD some power the giftlc sic
ne 90 make others see ua us wo see
ourselves.
D.
~ SENATOR TnIman. ne alleged.
Oh such are Gator, how docs II hap
pen he hasn't eaten Coal Blaze?
IF. -, D.
Pound Sale.