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The Washington herald., 1913-08-18
Eugenie Marriage a Failure?

A Massachusetts, pair, married a
short month ago, with much blare of
trumpets, according to eugenic quail
fcations, have already publicly said
some nasty things about each other
and separated. The bride complained
that she felt he had no real love for
her as soon as they had gone to their
home to live.
The question seems in order as TO
what love" has to do with any eu-
genie union. Love is absolutely un-
scientific, while eugenics is nothing if
not thoroughly scientific. Eugenics
may put posterity upon higher in
tellectual plane, but there is one thing
it cannot do. 1t cannot eliminate
temper from the most scientifically
married eugenic couple. Was there
actually an experiment necessary to
demonstrate thiso
Physicians tell US that by eugenics
we prove that man is something more
than an animal (why not a great deal
more?) but since the possession of a
temper cannot possibly be made to
bar persons from getting married, fad
dists and theorists better had give some
attention to this unexpected phase of
an eugenic marriage.
As long as our women place love
above everything else (bless them for
their good sense and true, loving ma
ture) eugenists or any other faddists
will have a hard time of it making
any appreciable headway.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18
Roses for Restoring Hair.

From the London Chronicle.
Roses form the chief ingredient in what
is probably the earliest recipe for hair
restorer on record. According TO Pl,ny,
wild rose leaves reduced into I'M
ment with bears grease make the hair
grow again in most marvellous fashion.
Pliny also recommends 'ashes of rose
as serving to trim the hairs of the eye
brows." Roses figured prominently In
several old-time strong drinks. such as
rosa soils. which consisted Of rose water
mixed with aqua vitae and favored with
cinnamon. The favorite morning draft
among Elizabethan roysterers was rosa
soils. to wash the molligrubs out OF
moody BRAIN
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18
Soldier DIES FROM
MERCURY POISONING
R. A. Harrison, Who Enlisted from
Petersburg, Ends Life at
Fort Hunt, Va.
HIBERNIANS TO GIVE EXCURSION

Alexandria, Va, Aug. 17.-Robert A.
Harrison. soldier at Port Hunt, Va.
Cied at the hospital at that place short
ly before O'Clock this morning from the
effects of six bichloride OF mercury tab
let's, said to have been taken with sui
cidal intent August last while at the
fort
Immediately after taking the fatal drug
Harrison's condition was discovered by
the post hospital. He steadily has been
growing worse.
Harrison was thirty-three years old and
had served in the army as a private for
a number of Years. He was unmarried,
and his home was in Petersburg, Va. The
body will be sent to that city tomorrow
morning by Undertakers William De-
maine & Son, where the burial will be
made.
Members of the three volunteer fire
companies of this city are completing
plans to attend the annual meeting OF
the State Firemen's Association, which
will be held in Staunton, Va, August
27-29. The local firemen, numbering
about sixty-five. will leave here Au-
gust 26. returning home August so.
Each of the local companies will be
represented in the convention by three
Will en-
ter several of the contests. for which
prizes will be .warded.
Services at many of the churches
here today were conducted by nom
resident clergy. because of the fact
that many OF the resident pastors are
away on their annual vacations. Nom
resident clergy officiating follow: The
Rev. Paca Kennedy, of the Episcopal
Episcopal Church: the Rev. Mr. Willis,
of the Episcopal Theological Seminary.
at Christ Episcopal Church; the Rev.
Elmer a. Lambert, of the Del Ray
Methodist Church. at the NJ. E. Church
South; the Rev. w. Z. Gibson. of the
Brodus Memorial Church. Richmond. at
the First Baptist Church; the Rev.
Joseph B. North, of Herndon, at the
Second Presbyterian Church. and the
Rev. e. A. Scull, at the Free Methodist
Church.
Mrs. Margaret A. Haynes, widow of
John A. Haynes died last night at her
home, 42l Queen Street, after a lingering
illness. Mrs. Haynes was eighty-four
years old. She is survived by two sons,
John A. and Charles A. Haynes. A sis
ter. Miss Sarah King, OF this city, also
survives.
The funeral will take place Tuesday
morning from st. Mary's Catholic Church
Services will be conducted by the Rev.
L. F. Kelly. and burial will be made
in st. Mary's Cemetery.
Martha Hopkins, colored. who was in
jured in a fire which destroyed the house
of Emma Coles, at Washington ard
Franklin Streets, July p, died in
Washington hospital yesterday. Her hus-
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

From The New York World
The currency reform bill, as finally
shaped for consideration by the House
Democratic caucus is pronounced by so
good a financial authority as the New
York Evening Post to be superior to
the Aldrich BILL" which had the ap-
provaI of the American Bankers Asso-
citation. 1t has even won some tolerant
words from the New York Sun. 1t has
practically disarmed the early and vio-
lent opposition Of the New York Times
without undergoing any radical change
in its general structure. 1t brings
from the New York Commercial a de-
mand for its immediate passage by
Congress in the interest of settled busi-
ness conditions.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18
ALITTLE NONSENSE.
TRUE PosEY.

TRUE POsEY.
Could Poet Gray have praised a play
Pulled on at second base,
Or Poet Pope acquired the dope
Used in pennant race?
Could Robert Burns have mastered turns
Involved in baseball lore?
Could baseball sheets intrust their feats
Today TO Thomas Moore?
Though old-time bards are on the cards
For fame forever bright.
They'd find it rough to do the stun
Our baseball. poets write.
Living in New York.
Some people have queer ideas OF what
it means to live in New York.
II couldn't possibly live elsewhere
than in New York." declared one lady.
1T Is the only town"
1T is a remarkable place." admitted
the visitor. what part Of the city do
you live in?''
East Orange, N. J."
Never at q Loss.
1T is hard to beat American enter
prise"
How now?'
"A friend of mine who got stuck with
lot of billikens is shipping them to
Africa for use as idols
He Got His.
Miss Gladys, can you cook" inquired
the prospective saIitor. cautiously.
II can," she answered sweetly. but
the young man / am engaged to assures
me that I won't have to-
Summer Soon Over.
The locust drones in monotones.
The cricket sings its song:
All signs. we'd state, that indicate
1t won't be sultry long.
Can't lie Done.
why don't they put little more life
into 'Hamlet?'"
We'll. the managers tell me that none
of these tragedisns know how to dance"
Between Girls.
Anything good at the theaters next
week."
Hadn't noticed" said the other girl.
Why"
If there is, Ill start a quarrel with
Ferdy now. and then he can send me a
couple of matinee tickets TO square him
self"
Summer Hint.
II you are not wearing a vest, try
carrying your cigars in a cartridge belt.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18
One Wage Fixed.
From the Red Wing Eagle.

From the Red Wing Eagle.
The wage commission established by
the last Legislature to investigate the
wage conditions and fix minimum SAL
aries, has opened up Offices in the State
Capitol. When the commissioners get
fully equipped with fountain pens.
jackknives, ink wells, stationery. &c,
we presume therell be things doing.
One thing is certain at the outset-the
wages of the commissioners have been
fixed.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18
Interstate Commerce.

From the indianapolis Star.
Pennsylvania has 10000 more males
than females in its population. In Mas
sachusetts, on the other hand, the pre-
ponderance of women is near 100000.
Some sort Of exchange ought to be es-
tablished between the two States In or
Ger to restore normal conditions.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18
PONDEROUS PERSONAGES
! O B
ny GEORGE FITCH,
Author of "At Good Old Siwash."

patience. But facilities for misfortuses
were very scanty in those days. II in
addition to his other troubles the heat
ing plant had broken down, he had been
drawn on the grand jury, his son had
written home from college for more
money, a pianola next door had broken
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

Anyhow. Mr.. Henry Lane Wilson will
go down in history as one of the noisest
diplomats we have ever had.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

We don't suppose anybody ever
dreamed that the Hon. Charles Muir.
ply would ever undertake to pose as a
political reformer.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

That rellow McMichaels was certainly
an artist. no matter how you may clas-
sify him.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

There was a time when the family
that had a porch swing stood as high
socially as the family that has an auto
mobile now.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

Our private opinion is that the Hon.
]. T. McDermott will not be a member
of the Sixty-fourth Congress.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

A real good husband is one who will
allow his wife the credit for the sue
cessful garden.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18
Accidental.

From Jud-e.
First Broker-what's the latest merger?
Second Broker-Bland and his motor
car
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

Col. Mulhall may he Ill. but he must
remember that he brought IT on him.
SELF
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

loose every time he had gotten to sIeep
along his boils. an enterprising surgeon
had charted out about 500 worth of In
ternal alterations, he might not have
had SO much fortitude. Many a man to-
day who is trying to support an automo-
bile and appendicitis at the same time
would welcome poverty and boils with
relief.
Copyrighted b. George Mathew Adams,
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

natured sportsmanship and with the
elimination of the sand-lot tough. The
audiences would be larger.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

If you are not wearing a vest, try
carrying your cigars in a cartridge belt.
The Washington herald., 1913-08-18

Arrangements have been completed Z,
the annual excursion of Alexandria D
vision, No. 1. Ancient Order of II
bernians, which will be given to Coloni
Beach Thursday next.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20

Extract from Apple
River,
Hood River Oregon. Feb 4, 1913.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20
Church Announcements

CHRISTIAN CHURCH.
Corner I'd Ave. North and Ninth ST.
BENZ. Smith, Pastor.
Regular Services.
Sunday Morning.
1000 Bible School.
1900 Preaching and Communion.
Sunday Evening.
700 Christian Endeayor.
500 Preaching.
Wednesday Evening.
500 Prayer Meeting.
Everybody Welcome.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20


responsibility
fnotony otherwise incident life.
This enabled
combined
Agricultural
probably
substantially duplication form of
Their
$780, locally Yakima Plan
their organization
office which following the
other districts subcentrahus completing
designed with
of
writer's belief will experience considerable diff
single
District
problems
District
subcenra
which should
controlled membership Of such respective
differences opinion that
but little OF to the
other districts to mix in their affairs
Should troubles differences arise
seriously disturb the Central
respective
the
body;
Invariably associated
M dpsoed through Central
1919 &he trouble and dsintegradon.
unity organizations will
.ss In g Y lHt which no osan-
III j
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20
st. James Episcopal Church.

There will be Divine Services ev.
cry Sunday morning at IL a. m.
Evening Prayer and Sermon on
second and 4th Sunday evenings at
1880.
Holy Communion on End Sunday
at IL a. m.
Sunday School at 8 p. m.
X. l.. HOULDER.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20

n
disappointment,
There always danger that growers will soon lose teres
after organization and entirely Lose their responsibility
in the matter and depend largely the organization ITSELF
relief reality intended unsi
they
furnishing relief
responsibilities
upon ae u i. ~ ~ ' e . s p - ~, sp - -
all pertaining
purchase supplies marketing products likewise ali qu
tons respecting the maintenance standard grade pack
package Theoretically
ons hold responsible the maintenance
and pack our central office hos the District responsible AS applied
actual practice the district officer inspector in
the district
mousse found peow gaue the grower is gwen ne opuon
suffer the having the grade lowered its
ghul standard Before shipping out is enspected by Field e
Of Grade and es are being maintained NV cur sew
Val
ley uniform standard Perhaps result of seasons
attained
through
the matter membership these are
local association which elects two Trustees represent
the Central and fact the members create Their
we shall hereafter designate ourselves the subcent Each member
contributes hundred dollars his local Association member
ship fee which theory and usually practice is set aside as
working fund the constructor of suitable warehouse facilities
district determines payment
usually nsaments
these the
vang interest other interest only after maturity
Each member binding contract with his district association
which accepted by this the Central Office
where in the deliver all his fruits such local
district association to be marketed through the Central Association
appointing
this sub) Central the recently
affiliated
District operating through this SubCenral
direction of TrUs
regularly Centras these control OF THUS
Dstt
absolute
elimination control
heavier
responsibilities organizations,
section Statute
membership capital BECOME
through manipulation liquidation
otherwise Memberships follow the
with the ndhus insuilg
for all The complete eimna
that
machin
Of elimination
reasonable
to an wholly his
Supplies purchased
being understood that each
sales O
members 4
seaso
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20


membership regardless of
without responsible
enabled make price comparisons difficult
confidence
necessity building lines insung
confidence confronts him with the feelings
full possession control-absolute ownership.
have diverted thoughts compehended enquiry
anything further that
time, please I.
With New Years greetings to the of Spokane and best
wishes for Happy Prosperous New Year, remain
j. H-RO
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20

with the exception $20O00O
deducted fruits unod paid
before maturity of bills ,s4i
We carrying none
shipping will
little than 4sand
nancing in the enclose
the matter
april 6h 1922
cold little of $780,
will least
would
indicate $4,000 the end Of the first three
period all supplied by themselves basis
absolutely fair to EACH
membership vote
Association all other matters member
his
charges profit
supplies and commission the received
costs warehousng loading these different dis
charging others
according be-
ing is being applied
house loading facilities, etc.
copy enclosed perpetual
of
We confidently considerably
districts covering miles
in length.
entire Northwest
meeting of eliminating
individual ishnes maintained
til carried into full execution that will
reflection using basis the
within Columbia River basin
British impressed with the
the undertaking and the need prompt careful planning
satisfactorily accomplish the
intended. $3.50
conciusi h afttee.e,< ~~thoe working with
The problem, thG without the l
Erosers conseA 5F3#keing pian1asIa
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20
BAPTIST CHURCH.

Corner Second Avenue South and
Eighth Street.
Sunday School at 10 A. M.
Worship and sermon at IL A. NJ.
Junior B. Y. P. U. at 8 P. M.
Senior B. Y. P. u. at 700 P. NJ.
Evening sermon at 500 P. M.
Rev. Henry Van Engelen, Pastor
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

End Ave. South between 9th G. 10th.
Sunday School 10 A. NJ. Sunday.
Worship and sermon, IL A. NJ. Sun.
Christian Endeavor, P. NJ. Sunday.
Evening Service, 8 P. M. Sunday.
Mid-week meeting, 8 P. M. Wed.
A glad hand extends to all who
come.
M. D. REED.
Pastor.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20
Mr.. H. E. Smith, Manager,
Payette Fruit Packing Co.,
Payette, Idaho.


Payette, Idaho.
r.
We acknowledge
matter about which
atng of various shipping
at the present time has
several directors
Germs The basis the proposition Is all
realize the
business exists believe
devised whereby selling selling
the whole associations,
oenefed AS working
what the other
prices being asked. working
dark with each other
the jobbes the other all working
Therefore which
that
organization
taken of in the that investment they not
be made vauess but will be placed basis that they
made reasonable interest
This will thoroughly
by the people of the Valley hope anticipate
thing will develop which will enable work together this
territory Up to the time there considerable jealousy
dus and anmosity prevailing this
all of the
be buried sight
future AS business
outlined will be much
fully
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20
COOPERATION
THE YAKIMA VALLEY PLAN

THE YAKIMA VALLEY PLAN
in H Robbins Gen
Valley North Pact
Fruit Distributors the New Central Selling
kane Washington. Dec. 1912
'front.' Feb l. 1918 n Smith manaoer
Fruit Packing Company. II
H. Smith, Manager, M
payete Fruit Packing Company.
Payete a.@
My dear Mr. smith, 90 =
of
which, of
tee rendered impossible the prompt compliance that otherwise would
North Pacific Fruit pstribut SIS f,a a. sa Is there
effect
this Valley refer to this office Central the
order of things becomes in effect ubcentraL
The big Citrus Exchange at Los Angeles has some $500 members
through Its own District Exchange subcenta up to the Main Cen
u Exchange in Los Angeles like District Lo-
Associations win all receive orders from and work through this
their subcentra office up to the central office at Spokane
Working back
Filth this office Shipments rouings Control
Ind settlements
the district will
qures change modification these
We arbitrarily organization
should work avail themselves of the benefits of the Central
district office being
two other tons within valley which
tany time they choose avail themselves by utilization like
III There substantially
& / Distributors III
regard it as essential for the success of the Spokane idea that each
the
to affiliate through district subcentra within their
nine territories that all with Spokane
The subcentral Of districts
gathering
uniform
affecting district
III all questions o policy
d National Bank of Spokane covering
interest -5sE
We shall the
encouraged to believe awakening all along
With
n ing,
ROBBINS,
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20


Regular Services of the Christian
Church.
Sunday Morning.
Bible School :. :. :. 10000 A. M.
Preaching, Communion HOO A. M.
Sunday Evening.
Young Peoples Meeting $50 P. M.
Preaching = ..7;so Ps M
Wednesday Evening.
Prayer, Study Meeting 1880 P. NJ.
Services at the Brethren Church.
Sunday School, 10 a. m.
Preaching, IL a. m.
Preaching 1880 p. m.
A. L. GORHAM,
Pastor.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20
FIRST METHODIST
EPISCOPAL
CHURCH

One block south of the Y. M, C, A,
A. L. HoWARTH, Pastor.
Sunday School at 10.
Morning Worship at II,
Junior Church at 3 P. M.
Epworth League at 6.
Preaching at 8.
Wednesday Prayer Service at 8.
You are invited to attend any and
all of these services. A special IN.
vitation to strangers. We shall try
to make you welcome.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20
Regular servlcee.

Bible School, 10 A M.
Morning Worship and Preaching,
Il A. M. and 1880 P. M.
Mid Week Prayer Meeting, Wed.
nesday, 500 P. NJ.
SUNDAY AT THE M. e. CHURCH
Preaching services in the morning
at. II and evening at 1880.
Epworth League at $3.50.
Sunday School at 1000.
ALI are invited.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-02-20

GERMAN EVANGELICAL CHURCH.
Corner Fifth Ave. N. and 4th. st.
Sunday School at 10 A. NJ.
Preaching at II A. n.
Services in English every first
and third Sunday in the month at
5 P. M. All are welcome.
o. w. HEGGEMEIER,
Pastor.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-22
FOR SALE OK TRADE
BCR KENT

ron HEET-orice rooms suitable for
lawyer, architect. real estate, etc. In
quire 1907 Chapnne. Both phones l45.
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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-22

The G.sd'e-. Nid society ~ the Ru,s-
l"f . church Off f.dEwOud viii en-
terrain ~ the home 81 Mrs. "a Sar.sr
Q huffda3 evening. NuTil i \ literary
if"E am viii hT ftuusfed Geo cream
"nd cake viii boz on sale. AZ are well
come
Geprg~ oldham. ~ Triadeiph.a. t,a
just received HE new ord automobile
i''Hr Rode. - Dallas. WIS e. visitor Iu
Iim Grove feFtsfday.
'lHt- Woodruff ~ Dallas. was VIE
IfuI Iu tie Grove yFzferduy
Harold smith. 81 Elm Grove who vfe
iuE Boo the old t'nfuIlirrs ffurfes. sla IfI..
place i~ nov undergoing repairs
= Imff time between midnight ElfurtIIt Del.
nirnf and Monday m"rrfnr thieves 90.
o. % the Peoples thea tt Ifm tsrut re-
Hrf stole o. or o. albums OF rruef.
.tlHuagef IIfuke declares fhaf He know.
Wfn the robbers HIe and tHff DC THO
o. urcrft Del ruf turned 90 once fn f..e
Majestic fnrHffr flm Grove criminal
frnferdIrE- Will b." instituted against
fufru
Wiu carr. "f West NIevauds- 49, %
hneIress visitor ~ the grotr te-te-dlr
lack quinn. o. Tetefs f;un. WIS lu trs
tIuye ufi business rcFtcrdaF
IFuruu Muunes THE ufrs-tefr. odd eUr
~ sud M Nuurst. 81 FULTON. ia
ssf .ruslt 300 80 their hufue there
~ a. fauIIWall. ~ fhf. cite h4a
Ilaf received his usw fferfr. Nrr1og Do
I. .fIf .uuri 80 fle IS uudadHf RafaEe
IS D. Stone also received bic flsrrs
NrfHw. phIDh Del stationed st the same
place
NIsm Wilhelm ia reriousIy 900 a. his
|Hfnr Loo furt = .ew
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-22
RECEPTION TO NEW
ASSISTANT PASTOR
RENDERED LAST NIGHT BY ST.
JAMES CONGREGATION.
Or. Mees Was Guest OF Honor and
Delivered Eloquent Address
Affair Was Elaborate.

Enjoyable In every detail. a recep-
ton was rendered Rev NJ Stcuer.
who was ordained and installed
sunday evening as assistant pastor OF
the 81. James German Lutheran
church. this city. last evening by the
congregation under the auspices OF the
ladies of the church The reception
was held in the parlors OF the church
and was quite largely attended by
members ~ the local congregation
and ~ 81. James Chapel. at Elm
Grove.
The honor guest of the occasion
was DR. Mccs. president Of the Capital
University. 81 Columbus. Ohio. from
which institution Rev. Stouer was re-
Gently graduated DR. Mers delivered
the principal address of the evening.
and was followed by Rev \. ". Wer.
der. pastor of. 81 James church. Rev.
W. klausc. of bridgeport Rev Helm.
~ BcnwOod. and others. who cuugrat-
ulated both the new pastor and the
congregation. Brief Take were also
made ON behalf 81 the congregation
by Mcssrs. Y Kraft. 4 " Schmidt.
otto Schenk and Rev. Stcucr respond.
Cd In an appropriate manner
The evening was iuterepersed with
n musical program consisting az vocal
and piano selections. Those render.
INK beautiful solos we're Mrs Moore
and Miss Pearl otto. whiie the ST
James Male Quartettc sang Misses
Rcntschler. Miss Charlotte Schonk.
Miss Freda Strochmdn and Miss Marie
boopkin rendered piano selections.
80 the conclusion OF the program an
hour VAS spent in social manner. az
fording an opportunity for the pastor
10 become acquainted with the courrc
cation. and refreshments were served
Rev. Steucr is graduate 81 tho
Capital University AZ Columbus. and
u quite q scholar and promising
Young minister This o. hts first
charge. De- being ordained ~ min
ister and Installed as assistant pastor
~ The local church sunday evening.
With impressive exercises BE will
have full charge ~ 81 James Chapel.
Ht Elm Grove and ~ the FurIiah
work Boo the local church Members
OF bis family o. CofaopuIs Ta have
arrived. and hc NiI make bits I.,. o. O..
thls City.