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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

~ WHICH case. nntnrally. Il mlrht
BE- called inF (re.waicr whistle.
o.
HOW WOULD you liko 10 eat that
carload o. beans lust shipped from
Maxwell nionE with half dozen
wagon loads % chilli
o.
WE MIGHT follow the example OF
Roswell and blow the fire whistle
when q r. time for the saloons TO
close.
TANGO la said tn be- one Of the new
and popular shades We should IKE
"a inquire Who & was that put the
tango m the shade.
o.
LET THERE 81 no compromise In
the New York mayoraliy fight. do.
manda r. r. No, no. certainly not.
Colonel; wha had the nerve 60 sug-
geHt compromise 10 youg
o.
vYsCOUNT HALDANE h nice.
joviai nriion who y allowed to talk
about anything. Real pie for the re-
porters 90 gee hold 81 a celebrity who
knows that newspaper men have 10
earn their salaries
u
A CALIFORNIA sny-piiot who
owns q string 81 race horses was held
40 and robbed az that dear Kankakce.
Tot this be n warning 20 tho minis
try 10 sell an their thorcuRnnreds.
L..
A LUCKLESS oklahoma editor was
shot dead when he refused to eat a
copy Of his paper which causes our
imagination 20 depict the scene when
Willie Hearst a confronted with n
demand that ne perform the act Of
deglutltion on ono % his Sunday edi-
tons.
IMPORTANT news note: bryan DO
livers Lecture; Delayed by Blg, Wind
Storm"
FELIX DTAz hopes to get back IN
time for the election. II we were
Felix we should not hurry at all.
o
A SOLDIER az Loavenworth must
/ serve a year becouee he told his trou-
hles In letter 90 the presidents sec
Rotary Some moro ~ that wide
( opcn-door glad hand policy ~ this
/ Democratic administration,
o.
NOW IF THE Esteerur0 really
knows who raised the grub rates
surely Il IL It's public duty TO lot tn,
/ Peopul Know.
--E. u. J.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
A BoHode Of Now
and After

I'm . ianguld. ilslicpa wight:
Careless I'm nf blame or praise.
am choieric dag and night
Npitcful IN each word ana phrase
There's no spirit IN my lays
And I'm in an endless frown.
on. the giadncss In my gaze
When tho girle get back % town.
We who once was bliihc ana bright,
Now his mournfulncas betrays;
Sic whose heart was once 30 iiaht.
NauEhi but sadness now dispiaya.
Yet. though niooin my spirit nways
And 7 sink In studies brown,
! shall come from ont the maze
when the girls ret back % town.
Something's missing a. the sight;
Every comfort from me strays,
Nothing arems to 80 tust right;
All The hope IN me decays.
For there " no charm that stays.
All ms woea tn quickly drown
And n song Of Joy unrhisc
When the girls get hack 90 town.
Envoy.
Mark yci III SO many WAYS
have kept expenses down
rive been saving for tho days
when the girls set hack to town.
judge.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
THE SICK ROOM Suggestion, .sS f Ry

II an invalid il too sick "a amusr
himself. play solitaire yourself where
the patient can watch sou. and he
viii be amyEed and oftentimes
played" asleep. when all else has
failed. 49,
An invalid who has recovered sus-
ricicntiy to be allowed 20 so down
siCirE. but who Is unable 20 walk may
be- carried easily In chair. Seat tho
invalid upon straight-back char.
3,nd have one person support the back
oi the chair. while another below
giasps the front rung. The chair VII
Incline 20 a comfortable angle, anl
w'll prove 10 be most convenient
method OF transportation.
An invalid n often annoyed by
the weight of bodclothes upon the
upturned feet. A simple means Of pre-
venting this Is to stretch cords from
the footboard OF the bed 10 the side
boards, making the bedciothes into
a sort Of tent. keeping the air from
fhe patient. but not touching the
feet,
A private nurse makes use Of a
number Of small pillows for her pa
tient. She often puts them below
the feet under the beGclothes TO re-
move their weight and they are a
great comfort beneath tired arms or
kntes OF al the side as a support for
the body
Many People make the mistake In
dealing with headache OF putting
too thick a cloth over an invalid's
forehead. A thin, soft piece 81 linen
u fine 10 use. Of course Il dries out
rapidiy bat Il il the changing and
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
freshneag which brings relief.

freshness which brings relief.
If a hot water bottle h filled by the
following method. u can be handled
much more easily ana the heat las,
twice as long ns with careless films.
FIN the hottie partially, then res; q
upon something and press the top Il
the bottle down until the water. rises
to the neck. ana holding n Ia this
position. screw on the top. This
forces the air ont Of the bottle aua
keeps tho water hotter much longer.
a cushion from Morris cnair Is r.
most useful thing Ia prop no nm IN
valid in bed u Is much super r 80
pillows because Il viii not sax.
= ooing watch under tuntler
ncar T. e bed OF a sick peraon "ill
CLIO hun relief from the tcS'hy
Whirl is often very trying to sent-
tive nerves.
Covering an invalid's table with a
heavy piece Of glass is an Idea well
worth adopting. u II easy TO keep
clean and viii not be stained with
spilled medicine \ pretty piece Of
oretonne placed under u makes u
very attractive. The glass should have
the edges hcvoied or accidents may
occur.
A convenience for n sick room IL
a good sized shoe-bag with ample
pockets. which may be fastened with
large safety pins 20 the mattress on
which ever side o. the bed IL Is need
ed In the pockets may be stored the
books papers. fancy work, handker-
chief and various other articles which
are difficult 10 keep within the pa-
tlont's reach
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
a C0NGnEss oF nEAInH, NOT
DISEASE.

win the closing 81 the Fourth In
iernational Congress o. School NY
Elene. one fact stands out wildly;
Ths school hygiene movement mss
become q positive movement for the
advancement % tho health Of the
school child, rather than resative
summing up 20 diaease. The advance
~ the last few yeaFs 10 the Bernaiillo
sonass schools srsnEs fhis fact home
70 local people.
The health emphasis Al Buffalo
was particularly notioeahle IN con-
nection with the congress Visitors
10 educational exhibitions on hygiene
and sanitation % not need TO be told
how frequently these have been Of
the "chamber o. horrors" variety
Thers were survivah or this type IN
tbe Buffalo exhibits. bur for the mos,
part the positive. sane. normal ex-
hint was conapieu0ualy present.
There were wonderful pictures OF elty
girls enEased ~ outdoor sports and
Eames-tho New York school girls.
for Instance. who in their Public
schools Athlete league illustrate the
newer health spirit 81 the hour, the
spirit o. wholesome recreation. 10
which even the tenement seems 20
saocnmb.
Tho old familiar exhibits % wan
and esFeworn eonsumpsiye children
wers replaced IN the exhibits with
cAeerful pictures o. "pretuberoulous''
youngsters bDay IN the school Of me
oui-of-aoors. their faces bright with
the hops Of health. typical Of the
knowledge tiat fresh air and sun
ahino can and viii drive tuberculosis
ffom the EARTH
There were more Illustrations Of
healthy teeth than deoayed IN the
paifaio oahiait there was less en-
phpala on the piiiable condition Of
bad seelh ana more stress on the ad'
yenlagea q good teeth; and above
ail there Wne she spotless school
deaial tlinlc % Cincinnati and other
eitea. with la promise o. better,
.seanef meufha for future echooi
,nllafen
Exhibits u inc 0id sori there were
"a few iuai ~ there were few
pstehea ~ enc Kind that were nm
Ibulledlf necessary IN ihe early days
d iho hrallh movement 20 arouse
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30


Hon. William jennings Bryan. Sec
ssiaFy Of holalne. for the fIras
time in q lifetlme Of preaching about
kalthsui public service. hinh "a
minisifaslvs position-mAy be all
right N hts motives but hardly has
fhe pfopes regard for appearances
nccesssry ~ p msn Of hia hiah sta
sion
Not Coz many years has she state
department faced such pressing and
compelling Responsibilities. nos in
decades has there been such need for
rieaosn. Tor careful Thought ana de-
liberation. Tor cautious. wen conaid-
erred statesmenahlp In the face or
q situation fraushi with most far
reaching possibilities 10 the nation.
ar. Bryan gayly goes or on another
lecturing trim. win International
crises IN process OF development re-
Gently. AR nryan dld the same thins
and sniecltd most unidentified and
nnsiatesmanlike dispute over his sal
airy and his private financial affairs
into a situation where there should
have been nothing but dignity and
hish patriotism.
Mr. Bryan's attitude ana his posi-
ton before she nation and the world
are graphically presented In the cur
rent number 81 the saturday Evening
Post. They are not such az 10 shed
lnnser on the name OF a man whom
Americans have regarded. politics
aside, NJ an American of large vision
and broad slatesmanship.
Unless Mr.. bryan realizes what is
at feast due the conventions and the
dignity which the people expect 10
clothe the spokesman and representa-
slve Of the nation In is foreign rela-
TORS. his decline IN popular esteem
70 a mediocre and commonplace po-
aiticn - going to be steady.
Certainly. with al he has said
about high. idealr for public seryapts
and faithful stewardship. Mr. bryan
might have the grace TO keep his
private affairs and his private
money-setting in tho background
during his four years OF office. what
ever his motives At heart. ne Is giving
the world the unmissakable impress
sion that private gain occupies a
more important place In his pnrview
Of lie than service 70 country.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
Albuquerque Quarter
Ofa Century Ago

CFrom the Daily Journal Thomas
Hughes. Editor and Publisher An-
gust 80. 1880
Railroad bonds carry in Santa Pc
county
san Antonio. n. ~. has 30 coke
ovens In fun blast supplying billings
smelter at socorro.
Gallup people agitating project Of
good road 10 Pennington.
Baby daughter born To Arthur q.
Wells, chief clerk 10 Superintendent
smith.
Mayor Jaffa spending month In
the east.
y. II. Dunbar has entire charge OF
city circulation OF the Daily Journal
Secretary william BorcheFt Of
state fair reported ili.
s. r. Mckinney accepts position 81
bookkeoper at walker ana Maloyh
New min az Golden closes down.
Albuquerque silver Cornet band
announces concert al Grants opera
house.
washinstoh Band gives public con-
cert.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
Recent Fiction at the
Public Library

Johnson--"Thc sixS-nrst second"
The disappcaiuncc Of valuable
ring at bohemian party In New
York furnishes the mystery la "a story
which h. saturated with the atmos-
phere of New York high society"
The idle women and youth of the
-Four Hundred. actresses adven-
turosses. financlers. newspaper men
and detective varied company
furnish the action In a tense, swift
moving ana very absorbing tale
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

The hero In q mysterious American,
a man az the world. the kind Of a
fellow who Is equally az home on
Sahara sands, iu "a London fog, on az
tho busy. busillng corner OF Forty
Second street aud Broadway he
spite his checkored career he has
remained gentleman, young enough
to dare, old enough 90 love, and eN-
poriencod "a understand. And there
In lies the story.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

Dr. a. r.. Cowsor az Pennington.
was kicked IN tho side BY a horse
Saturday. ana when examined he was
found to have three ribs broken and
two or three more cracked. His
practice Is being cared for by his
brother. J g. Cowser. the undertaken.
Peoria Star.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

One Of the social leaders 81 Atoh-
lson prints IN the Atchison Globe "a
card announcing that she doesn't keep
beer or liquors Of any hind for sale
a. her home. and she severely re-
Dukes certain ladies OF the ncighbor-
hood who have circulated stories 10
that effect. she also extends cor
dial Invitation TO the police 20 In
spect her home At any time, and con-
eludes with the announcement that
she will protect her good name at
All hazards. The annals Of the Atch-
ison -Four Hundred never lack human
interest
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

Mammo-i'm sorry you ana your
little sister quarrolled over The orange
and that your cousin James had td
Interfere. Whose part did he take?
Small Tommy Part. nothingi Ho
touH tho whole orange.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
vALENcIA couNTY oN TnE Jon

Valencia county. as witness letter
fSom the Chairman OF her county
commission on another page. Is max.
isg progress these days. some Of
the most important highway i'm.
provement in the state Is under "
there and a wonderful change
been brought about already IN "a
condition Of the county roads. In a
short time Valencia county viii ded-
icate d handsome new and moder
court house.
Heneeforth Valencia county Is so-
ing 20 be- heard from IN the affairs
Of progress III New Mexico.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

Attention might be called to the
fact that there are other means Of
setting arms and ammunition in
Mexico than across the border. There
are quite a number Of seaports along
the coasts.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
Thcy'yc Coz a IAttIc List.

Pursuant 20 resolution duir
adopted by the Common Council June
II. 1918. All persons who are upon
the prohibited list will expire July ist'
1915 Monroe CWis) Journal
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
IN OTHER sANCTUMs


with Jack johnson working IN 81
regular theater e b. perhaps hut 60
be- wondered az that Sarah Bernhard
takes 90 the moving pictures Wash
inHton star
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

Mr. Pratt IL connected with a prs-
waite snnltarium on Cape Cod. Just
what Is his Job, on rather Just what
IL not his ioh cannot easily be deter
mined. In everything that happens
Mr. Pratt Is the central figure and
the things that DO happen are eN-
lremely funny.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
Good NcigllI,ors.

United States exports Co Canada
have doubled In the last three years.
That's what comes of having good
neighbors. Detroit News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

Veronica, imagined as heartless
princess In Ilerod's court, becomes
infected with leproay aud Is carried
into secluslon 10 die Hearing of
Christs wonderful cures, she sum
mons him. bat does not obtain the
miraculous healing till she IL won by
his patience and suffering on the
way 60 GoigOtha. A fairly success
fui tale based on the legends Of 81.
Veronica.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

whats the matter. slmerY" asked
the mother 81 her four-yoar-oid.
'T-that little b-boy across the
s-ssreet biited me- be- soobed IN re-
ply.
"Oh. well. be a man." she said.
"and don't cry for lltiie thlDg like
that"
n n-aiai owyin' for t-that," he
answered, "I'm c-wyln cause he
r-rnnned 10 tho h-house fore } -could
go 81 HIM"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

sunday school Teacher-The feed
Ina Of the multitude with the loaves
and fishes was miracle. Can you
name another miracle, Willleg
Small WILLIE guess BY Uncle
Henry IL a miracle.
Sunday Schooi Teacher-~Indeed!
Why DO You think s02
Small willie-Weii. mamma says All
he does Is loafs and fishes.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
rwn Nncnllnns Nccded.

Two vacations are really necessary
one In which 90 recover from tho
journal
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

II horse left az --- Lake street -
not called for in three days viii sell
for feed.---Chicago Daily News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
HIvlng lhe Gnne Avn.

$. =. Kiser. "a Chicago writer, told
his audience TINT nothing q easier
than 90 write a column Of humor cv-
cry day.-st Louis Ropublic.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

Daniel Wise Is advertising gar "a
wife. II may not be- fair question
but isn't Daniel Foolish 2-St Louis
Times.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

There are too many men looking
for positions aud not enough looking
for iobs.-St Paul Dispatch.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
Albuquerque Boundary and
Machine Works.

knRineers Founders hIacliniafl
Castings in Iron, nraaa Bronze.
Aluminium. Structural steel for
Bridges and Buildings
Wnrkn ano OffIoes--Albuqeer
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

Teacher Mablc Ia making your
us" YOU have omitted something.
What be- ite
Little Mabcl-Oh. / forgot 10 put
eyebrows over them.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

II have been somewhat costive.
bur Deans Regulets give just the re-
suits ] desire. They act mildly and
regulate the bowels perfectly
Geo. y. Kr8uao, Altoona, Pa.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

For dyspepsia. our national ail-
ment. use Burdock Blood Bttcrs.
Recommended for strengthening di-
2estion, purifying the blood. Al all
drug stores. 800 bottle.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
sCIssORED JOLTs


Tho attendants were John Iiuda-
chek ana Miss Ida Mann. who wore
white embroidery City Repub-
ucan.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
Thc UNCONVENTIONAL NoI,hr nIne.

She wore large picture hat and
carried white prayer book. The
groom wore a nohby suit OF hlue.--I.a.
motto (lOwn) News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

MIR Lind has lost nm arm, but he
has very good reputation for keep
ing his head Springfield Republic
can.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30
snmclhlnr ln Wnrry Ahnnt.

Does anybody know why John Pur-
roy Mitchell didn't also drop the "tI'
-Roston Globe.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

For quick service call Bnmhrook
Bros. Auto Line. phone R96
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-30

~ don't know how ven face our
neighbors when they rctufngT
Whit has happenodg"
We are taking care OF their cat
ana their parrot. Yesterday the eat
etc che parrot ana then dicl Of In
Digestion
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-11-24
ASHLAND HIGH SCHOOL
Various Notes That Tell of Activi.
ties in the Realm of the
Three RS.

The orchestra practiced Monday
, evening at the high school gym.
Neal Shinn and Arthur Wallace
were absent from the lineup at Med
ford Saturday and their playing was
greatly missed.
There will be no school the Friday
following Thanksgiving, since the
students are always given this vaca-
tion as sort of recuperating period.
At last reports Gravy Plymate was
in Portland and it is not known at
present when he will be back. I'm
doubtedly Gravy is having the time
of his life.
There was no football practice
Monday evening owing to the absence
| of Coach Klum and a large part of
the squad who attended the big game
at Medford.
The pennants offered for prizes for
those selling the largest number of
tickets to the Thanksgiving game
were put on exhibition last week and
they surely are beauties.
Football classes were in session
both Wednesday and Thursday of last
week to get the squad we'll up on
the plays that they, might be used
to advantage in the Saturday game
A number of high school rooters
went to Medford Saturday to create
little roofing for the Ashland boys.
The trip was made from Ashland by
the motor and the students returned
on the G. A. r. special.
The literary program which was to
have been held before the assembly
Friday afternoon has been postponed
to Wednesday morning. Principal
Moore dismissed the students at the
end of the second period, however,
to the great appreciation. of the
school.
Professor Klum gave an excellent
illustrated talk on football before the
assembly Wednesday morning and he
explained his subject fully. No men,
Der of the high school can complain
of not knowing the game now and all
the students are expected to witness
the illustrations of the professor s
talk in the Thanksgiving game.
The football team made the trip
to Medford by auto, the following un-
dertaking the journey: Bob Spencer,
Charles Delsman, Kenneth Lilly, Bill
Holmes, John Anderson, Captain
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-11-24
The "Spug."
ONE WHO KNOWS

Editor Tidings: A recent issue of
the Morning Oregonian had a car
toon which portrayed and defined a
"spug" as a man who pays only Is
cents for Christmas present. The
term 'spug" is applied in derision to
the members of the Society for the
Prevention of Useless Giving" 1t
is this society which the Oregonian
derides. Now is not il often a fact
that more love will go with 15-cent
gift which is given freely than with
$5 gift which is in payment of a
supposed debt from some previous
gift or with the hope of a gift in re-
turn?
The Christmas problem is a big
one and if not checked it becomes
bigger every year. Love of display
and pride take the place of love in
the giving. Again, is not the man
who pays Is cents for Christmas
present, even to his children, and
pays his coal and grocery bills bet
ter father and husband than the man
who "splurges" in his gifts and owes
bills everywhere? In giving to
friends the well-to-do one frequently,
out of the kindness of heart, puts
the poorer friend under serious en-
barrassment. How many times we
have all heard the remark of recip-
lent, How beautiful, but you should
not have bought anything so eXpen-
sive." Sometimes the remark is
merely formal, but too many times
it is prompted by the thought of the
almost impossible expense of recipro-
eating in kind. If we could return
to the old-time relations which exist
in some foreign countries between