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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
Tariff and Currency Reform.

To our mind that which will win last
ing honor and distinction for the present
administration, as well as untold bene-
fit for the great masses of the people,
is first the tariff legislation and next
the currency reform. Already the
beneficial effects of the sweeping re-
uction in import duties are being felt
nd 1t will be only a short tsstime before
visible results will follow the currency
legislation which became laws Tues
day.
While the credit for the passage of
these measures is in the main due to the
Democratic party, yet, viewing the
matter NOR closely, is not one forced
to the conclusion that Woodrow Wilson
is the Individual who engineered these
measures through,congress? Departing
from the long-standing custom, he de-
livered his message in person, getting at
once in personal touch with the law
makers, and throughout the long tedi-
Gus session he held so complete a
grasp of the situation that the Demo-
cratic forces worked together with al
most unprecedented unanimity.
tits also due to President Wilson's
conservatism and wise leadership that
the passage, almost simultaneously, of
two measures that affect so vitality the
commerce of the country did not dis
turb public confidence. This is all the
more remarkable when we consider that
these radical changes were wrought by
an incoming administrations Demo
cratic administration at that.
-3ofi all of the blessings of the year
1913 that for which the American peo-
pie should be most grateful is for Wood
row Wilson, ''the noblest Roman of
them all.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
his room.

his room.
Early in The evening Mrs Walker,
Rev. and Mrs. Brann, two 9th IF la
dies, and our elderly Canadian far
mer friend had started out to find
the international horse show. They
travelled on underground railway
several miles, then on a surface
train. There were enough people at
the horse show to make a of city ten
thousand. The understanding was
that the party of six would meet at
the main entrance to 60 back to the
hotel. Soon after 1880 FIVE had me .
One was missing-Miss Delp of u.
troit, Mich. They searched the
grounds for her an hour. Nearly all
the 10, 600 people had gone. 1t WAS
1850 o'clock Saturday night, and
they had lost Miss Delp in London.
To be continued.)
J. r. Walker. .
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
NOTICE TO MY FRIENDS.

I desire to notify my friends
throughout Edgetieid county that
nave accepted a position with M,
! E. Tarver, one of the leading
hardware merchants of Augusta
md | shall be pleased to have my
friends call to see me when they
ire in Augusta. This popular store,
shich is centrally located on Broad
street, carries large, well-selected
took of hardware of all kinds and
t will be pleasure for me to serve
my Edgefeld friends. When in
ueed of builders hardware, tools,
farming implements and machinery
f all kinds call to see me or write.
| will serve you to the best of my
'bility.
j. H. P. Roper.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
Old Time Confedrit.
(Tune Old Time Religion. }

(Tune Old Time Religion.)
I'm an old time Confedrit,
From Manassas to Appomattox.
I fou ght both late and early,
And that's good enough for me.
Chorus:
I'm an old-time Confedrit,
I'm an old-time Confedrit,
Pm an old-time Confedrit,
And that's good enough for me.
I followed Lee wherever he led,
Flanked around with Jackson,
Rode round the rear with Stuart,
And that's good enough for me.
| went for the cows with Hampton,
Was blowed up in the mine with
Elliott,
Was fightin' to the asst with Gordon,
And that's go0d enough for me.
I've fought and fell with Johnston,
as IN the hre With HOOD and FRANK
lin,
Mixed with Forrest and foraged will
Wheeler,
And that's good enough for me.
I've tried to be reconstructed,
Have swallowed the oath of allegi
ance.
Blu t at heart I'm the same old rebel,
And that's good enough for me.
Now III soon be with the boys in Glory
Camping in the shade of the trees,
With them that's gone before me,
And that's good enough for me.
B. H. league.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
Auditors Notice.

All persons owning property of
any kind whatsoever, or in any
capacity, as husband, guardian, ex-
ecutor, administrator or trustees,
are required to make returns of the
same TO the Auditor under oath
within tue time mentioned below
and the Auditor is required by law
to add a penalty of so per cent 10
all property that is not returned On
or before the goth day of Februa.
ry in any year.
All male citizens between the
ages of 81 and 60 years, exempted by
law, are deemed taxable polls. The
fifty per cent penalty will be added
for failure to make returns.
For the convenience of tax pay
e:s, / or my representative, will be
at the following appointed places
on the dates mentioned to receive
tax returns.
Ropers. Wednesday Jan. 9Th.
Meriwether, Thursday Jan. 9Th.
Collier, Friday, Jan. 9th.
Red Hill, Saturday Jan. 10th.
Clark's Hill, Monday Jan. 18th.
Modoc. Tuesday, Jan. 18th.
Parksville, Wednesday, l4th.
Plum Branch, Thursday, Jan.
18th.
Aorgan's Store, Friday, Jan.
10Th.
Liberty Hill, Saturday, Jan.
17Ih.
Cleora, Monday. Jan. 10th.
Pleasant Lane, Tuesday, Jan.
goth.
Meeting Street, Wednesday, Jan.
21st.
Johnstons, Thursday, Jan. 99nd.
Herin Store, Friday Jan. %.
Trenton, Saturday, Jan. a4th.
The Office will be open to receive
returns from the first day Of Jan.
till the goth day of Feb. as pre-
scribed by law.
]. R. Zimmerman.
.< :, Auditor. E. G. 8. G.
. Dec. 10, 1918. - ..,.. :,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
Our Fertilizer Burden.7

Think of it. Out of ia million dol:
lars worth of fertilizers used in the
South, South Carolina consumes prac-
tically one-ffth of that amount, or %
million dollars worth. This is a ter
rible indictment on the intelligence Of
our people especially in view of the
fact that we know we can save a con-
siderable amount of this by planting
winter cover crops such as oats and
vetch, alfalfa, clover, etc. Why pay
$50 ton for nitrate of soda when by
planting the clovers you can get itifor
nothing. Medium
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
Highest Price Realized.

The ranPa of prices on the cotton
market this fall has shown conditions
which probably never before existed
N the cotton trade. During the heigh
# the season when the bulk of the cot
on was being marketed the price was
he highest, and now when practically
I'll the crop has been sold, the price is
ieclining. The farmer who sold his
cotton as fast as he gathered it this
,eason hit the market right. Anderson
Daily Mail.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
Fraud Proof Primary.

Mayor Grace says ;''people Of
Charleston and South, Carolina had be:
come accustomed to corruption in pri
mary campaigns. F" This may be tru.
ss to Charleston, but it is not true as
% this section of South Carolina. Blu,
what Mayor Grace says emphasizes
he necessity of making the primary
raud proof.-Orangeburge Times anc
Democrat.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

The "full dinner pail" problem will
take care Of itself at Christmas.
Let's all be concerned now about the
full stocking. Helpto fill stocking
which without your efforts and thought
fuliess would be empty.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
Attention, Mothers!

Let mothers constantly bear in minc
that they are educating their childrer
by every word they speak and by THEN
moods of mind and by gentleness o.
impatience and ugly. temper exhibited.
-Spartanburg Journal.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

What has become of the boys who
should be at college? Is their indiffer.
ence in the matter Of securing an ed.
ucation attributable to'a lack of amhi.
ton? Nearly carload of girls
came in Saturday night from the sew
eral colleges over the State, while q
wheelbarrow would almost hold the
boys who. go away to: college. ..sv =.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

After all, it is not so bad to have a
rain precede Christmas pyrotechnics.
Many a conaagration may be prevented
thereby.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

The great subscription contest closes
one week from tomorrow. After that
date we could with safety offer re-
ward to the person finding home in
Eigefeid county into which The Ad-
vertiser does not.go
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Latest dispatches state that Mrs.
Pankhurst has gone to the Alps for p
rest. Wonder if she couldn't be induced
to become cliff-dweller permanently?
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Headlines: 'sAviator killed in auto
accident. That was 8 strange mix
up and can only he accounted for hv
being incident to the Christmas season
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
: Gives His Experiences:

An old smoker says that smoking q
good cigar through a mouth piece j.
about as delightfuras kissing a pretty
girl by telephone. -Spartanburg Jour-
nal. RI:
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
-. :.:M ':s>;;e'~" = : - ~.@y
What Others Say
How Many in Edgeaeld7

It's strange how these: Soul Caro-
lima millionaires melt away when the
call is made for the income ax.-Dil-
ton Herald. - H'i>aSE
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

One paper SAYS "the iig's un," but,
unfortunate as it may be, wouldn't it be
more apropos now to say, "the jugs
up"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

The community Christmas tree is
all right now. but the great need af-
ter Christmas will be the community
purse.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

It is useless for the papers to be
warning persons at this late hour
against pickpockets. After to-day thu y
are to be pitied. Not penny will
they find.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

A camel may not be able to pass
through needless eye, but our purse
can after Christmas.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Do not let the generous impulse
override your JUDGMENT. Keep your
giving within your income. -,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

The Advertiser will give its readers
and printers weeks rest. Next issue
will appear the first week in January.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
Wedding Presents.

We have a large assortment of
cut glass, sterling silver, etc., suita-
BILE for wedding presents. We not
only have a variety to select from
but our prices are reasonable.
Penn & Holstein.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Can a sadder spectacle be found
than an empty stocking Christmas
Eve?
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Only one week left in which to right
the wrongs committed in 1913.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
J. H. P. Roper.

FOR SALE-.Brown horse 7
years Of age, in good. condition,
will work anywhere. J. E..Ouzts,
Edgsield, S. G.
=, "l2.2k-2t.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Every little Christmas gift has g
meaning all its own.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

One very cold day, Tommy, in
his first trousers, was walking Out
with his overcoat turned, back to its
utmost limit.
Tom, said his father. button
your coat. Look at mine.
Yes, but everybody knows YOU
wear trousers," replied Tom..-
Philad elphia Record.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

We hope it is as: difficult to find the
'.nog" as it is to find eggs around
Edgefeld.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Satan would have you take Christ
altogether out of Christmas.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

In the main, 1913 has been good
and gracious year.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

+. A witty Judge declared recently
that patriot was a man who re.
fused to button his wife's blouse. A
martyr, he went on, is one who al.
tempts and fails, while a hero tries
and succeeds.
Then, what isa coward?" asked
a curious bystander.
"Ob. a coward, replied the Judge,
is man who remains single so tina,
he won't have to try"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Ubiquitous Santa Claus has the right
of way tonight.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
The holly days are here.
Eve before the gobbler's Waterloo.

"Peace on earth and good will to
men.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Socks have no place on the Christmas
programme.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

Col. Brown seems to be very
literary, remarked visitor to the
Brown household to the negro maid,
glancing at pile of magazines Iy-
ing on the floor"
"Yas, ma'am, replied the ebony.
faced girl, yas ma'am, he sholey am
literary. He jes' nat'elly littahs
things all over dis yer house." =.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

The doctor was worried about the
condition of his patient. l think /
shall have to call in some other
physicians for consultation"
That's right; go ahead, said the
patient. quite cheerfully, get as
many accomplices as you can
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

When in need of. good heavy
overcoat call and see ;ps. ..,s<, >
q Mukashy Bargain House.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24
Smile Provokers
you were always a fault finder.
growled the wife"
Yes, responded the. husband
meekly, I found you." - !,

Willie-Paw, is a'drawing room
a place where an artist works? !,
Paw-No, my son, a. drawing
room is the space psrtitioned off ,ip
a dentists office.-E1ti.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

f; Published every Wednesday in The
Advertiser Building at sl.5O per year
IN advance.
Entered as second class matt-f al
/: ehe postoffice at Edgefeld, S. c.
No Communications will be published
unless accompanied by the writer's
name.
Cards Of Thanks, Obituaries, Resolu-
lions and Political Notices published al
advertising rates.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-12-24

THAT joke you printed about
your wife, did it make her angrH2'''
Bless you, no.. spent half
hour trying to explain the point. of
it to her and finally got angry my.
self"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-06-26

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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-06-26

2OO99-Samuel ]. Throp ver-
sus John A. Heath; to recover
$2932. 38 and sale of mortgaged
premises.
2O1OO-Fred Slutterbeck, guar
dian of Lewis Slutterbeck, a per-
son Of weak mind, versus Adam
Schafer; to recover $2199.
2O101-Emma A. Jeffries YER
sus Arthur Jeffries; for divorce
and alimony.
REGISTER OF DEEDh.
Amelia Meyer, guardian, to
Lena Steffen and others. GO ac-
res in Greenville township. 5000.
VIM. Steffen and others to Le-
ma Steffen and others, undivided
fVe-twelfths of 60 acres in Green.
vile township, $4,000.
| Cora Crest and others to Lou.
lisa Sutton and others, 26 acres
in Jackson township, $500.
Frank Arnett to Mary c. Tho
mas, lots 80 and 81 in Union CT
ty. $3.50.
Pearl M. Dixon to Mary e
Thomas, quit claim to lots 80 an,
81 in Union City, 81.
Malissa McEoWen and other
: to VIM. Hughes and others,
: small tract in Rossburg, $740.
A. H Judy to Frank Fletcher
lot II in Union City, 1852.
S George Shultz to Hollis Har
zell, S acres in Greenville tow
+ ship, $1,000.
: Mary A. Judd, admlnistratri
, of estate Of Frank Judd, to San
uel R. Fergus, part lot IA
' Bradford,
u Aurelia S. Rosser to John
Schinke. part lot 1874 and |
If 1875 in Greenville, $4,000.
ts Harriet Schmidt to The Ci
g cinnati Northern Railroad ca
a small tract in Ansonia, 500.
J. E. and Rebecca Leas to II
l. Ansonia Lumber Co., 2 acres
Ansonia, ST.
Robert Ferree to Vernon
lie Craig, lot 1916 in Greenvill
$500.
Esther Thomas to J. H. Ar
EFT. a small tract in Adams tow
r ship, $500.
Lewis MumaW to James
Lackey, so acres in Wayne tow
shin S2500
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-06-26

We will pay SIS
cAsh to any per-
son whOwillget
Fifteen yearly
subscribers for
The JOURNAL,
with the cash.
You can work
in any part of
the county or
city, or outside
OF the city. The
price is 81 per
year in county,
and $l.l5 out
side the county,
For further in
formation, sam
pies, ETC., write
or call at this
Office.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-06-26
OUR CLUBBING LIST,

The following special offersare made
to both old and new subscribers to this
paper.
We cannot mail sample copies OF
any paper except the journal. Re-
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sent direct to the office of the paper
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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-06-26
COURT HOUSE NEWS.
PROBATE COURT.

PROBATE COURf.
Final account filed in estate of |
Mary Steffen. showing receipts |
of $1O17.58 and same disbursed.
H. G. and Maud Walker were
appointed executors of estate of
Mary C. Walker; bond $4,000.
Last will of C. C. Walker was
admitted to probate. j. G. Cob
lentz was appointed executor un-
der said will; bond $4,000.
A. D. Sharp was appointed ad-
ministrator of estate of Perry
Sharp; bond $25OO.
Inventory filed in estate of H.
w. Harper, showing personal
property valued at $l678.65.
Eighth account filed in guard
ianship of Leonard Cotterman,
showing receipts of 1886. As and
disbursements of 1892.
W. d. Albright was appointed
guardian of j. K. Albright; bond
$4,000.
Petition to sell real estate filed
in estate of Mary C. Walker.
Final account filed in guard.
ianship of Clyde Polling, show.
ing receipts of $66.54 and dis
bursements of $3.50.
Final account filed in estate O
W. H. Clark, showing receipt
of $685.. "a and same disbursed.
Final account filed in estate o
Sarah Williamson, showing re
ceipts of $269.28 and same dis
bursed.
Aurelia S. Rosser was appoint
ed administrators of estate c
Mary A. Sorber; bond 500.
Final account filed in estate c
VIM. Schaar, showing receipt
of $780, and disbursements {
$1O33.63.
Final account filed IN guar(
ianship of Vivian Colville, SHOW
ing receipts of $576. II and san
disbursed.
Order of appraisement of re;
estate issued in estate of Ma
garet Fletcher.
o. R. Krickenberger was al
pointed administrator of estat
of Vivian Colville; bond $75O(
Same filed petition to sell re;
estate.
New bond in sum of 500, 0,OC
filed in guardianship of j.. K
Albright.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-06-26

According to the post Of
flee ruling subscribers must
keep their credit within one
year OF time of expiration OF
their subscription, or we
must charge $50 a year for
the paper. Uncle Sam de-
mands this and we can do
nothing in the matter but
obey.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-06-26
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

George W. Broaden, q, car
penter, Beamsville, son of C. E.
Broaden, and Lola M. Garbig,
20, Greenville, daughter of Hen
ry Garbig.
Roy Anthony, 21, farmer, Van
Buren, township, son of Alonzo
Anthony, and Anna M. Cable,
l8, Adams township, daughter
of Amos Cable.
Frank E. Slade, %, laborer,
Greenville, son of John L. Slade,
and Myrtle M. Canaday, 20,
Greenville, daughter of E. L.
Canaday.
Herman Kester, Is, railroad
clerk, Arcanum, son of Henry
Kester, and Inez Klinger, "a,
Arcanum. daughter of A. ].
Klinger.
Deskin l. Brown, 81, mechani-
cal draughtsman, Detroit, Mich,
and Merl Hufnagle. 81, Green
vile township. daughter of H. E.
Hufnagle.
COMMON PLEAS COURT.
NEW CASES.
OO97- Hazel Bell versus Bert
Bel; for divorce and alimony,
gross neglect of duty charged.
2OO98- VIM. Brewer versus Ira
S. aid Callie C, Hollinger; to
recover $453.1O.
The Dermott news., 1913-10-23
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Oiapepsin" settles sour,
gassy stomachs in five
minuteS-Time II!

You don't want slow remedy when
your stomach is bad-or an uncertain
one-or harmful one-your stomach
is too valuable you mustn't lnIure IL
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in giving relief. its harmless
ness; its certain unfailing action IN
regulating SICK. sour. gassy stomachs
Its millions of cures in Indigestion,
dyspepsia. Castritis and other stomach
trouble has made it famous the world
over
Keep this perfect stomach doctor in
your home keep il handy-gct large
,itty-Ceut case from any dealer and
then II anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them, II
what they eat lays like lead ferments
and sourS and forms gas. causes head
ache. dizziness and nausea. erueta-
lions OF acid and undiEeSted food
remember as soon as Pape piapepsin
comes III contact with the stomach all
IuCh distress yanishes Its prompt
ness. certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders is reye-
la.ion to those who try it.-Ady.
The Dermott news., 1913-10-23
'CASCARETS" FOR
A BILIOUS LIVER
For sick headache. bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.

Get a l0-Cent box now
No odds how bad your liver. stomach
OF bowels; how much your head
aches how miserable and uncomfort-
able YOU are from constipation, iudiEes-
ton. biliousness and sluggish bowels
YOU always get the desired results
With Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach. liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache. bjliousncss. dizziness merry
BUSINESS. sick. sour. Eassy stomach.
backache and all other distress;
cleanse Your inside organs OF all the
bile. gases and oonst pated matter
which is producing the misery.
\ 10-cent box means health, happi-
ness and clear head for months.
No moro DAYS OF gloom and distress
II YOU will take Cascaret now and
then All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in
sides need cleansing, too. Adv
The Dermott news., 1913-10-23

Man overheard" shouted an excit-
ed passenger on an Atlantic liner, as
he hastily left his place at the dinner
table and scrambled up the companion
way,
An afrrirhted crowd or ladies and
gentlemen followed him. He was Wild
~ expostulating with the captain on
deck when they surrounded him with
eager inquiries.
Where is he Who is he they de
manded. and the originator OF the
scare laid his hand on his breast and
said with melodramatic air:
Here he is | am the man oyer
bored have been compelled TO sit
four days at the same table with three
men who can't talk about anything but
golf want my place changed. or I'll
get out and walk"