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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Start Double Tracking.
Special TO The Tribune.

Special 20 The Tr'bune.
POCATELi>O. March "A large force
OF men will begin in few days the
work OF double tracking The Short Line
between Poca tello and Michaud. The
Utah Construction company has estan-
nshed a grading camp at l'mlbin sidins.
three niles west OF here. and the work
will be pushed rapidly westward. IL is
the purpose OF the railroad TO double
track It's line from Granger to Hunt
ington, Or. according TO Archie Bowman
OF the Utah Construction company. who
l. In the cllN rnaElnZ arm nRc NJ eytS.
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CASE GOES TO JURY.
No Verdict In Taylor Murder Trial az 2
O'Clock This Morning.
Special 10 The Tribune.

Special 20 The Tribune,
PRICE. March 5.-The trial OF Edward
p. Johnstone on the charge OF numbering
Harry Taylor was completed NJ 6;So
o'clock yesterday afternoon and the Jury
retired 70 consider the evidence. At
O'Clock this morning Il had not returned
verdict.
Johnstone was the only witness on the
stand yesterday. lie was grilled for two
hours AT the morning session and for an
hour and a half again at the afternoon
session. Al $3.50 o'clock g. G. McWhin~
ney special counsel for the state, deliy-
was brief @ s. Price and Judge D. n.
Houtz, attorneys for the defense. fc-
lowed with powerful appeals for exoner-
alton,
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LIVESTOCK QUOTATIONS,
Chicago,

cEICAGO. March 4.-Hogs-Rece!pts
o00. Market, weak. Bulk OF sales.
40G $50; light. sS.30mS.55: mixed, sS25
s52l: heavy. sS.l0mS.50; rough. $500
b. pigs. s6.50@S,25.
5000 Market. firm.
|eves, T10d9.25, Texas steers, 5000
|S: western steers. S6.30@I.90, stockers
d feeders. s6.25MS,i5; COWS and heif-
y s33j@TG0: calves. s7.00@1o.50.
16, 600. Market.
rong. Native, s5.35@6,90; western. so. rs
LOO: yearlings. S6.S56S.00: lambs, ma
Le, $I.50@S75: western, SI.60Ms.s5.
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Bills Killed
In the House.

House bill No. 126. by Pase (by re-
ouest)--Relatlng to the lighting of pub
lie streets (Notice of reconsideration
House bill No. 42, by DR.. Skolheld-
Creating state bureau of eugenics. (No-
tice of Reconsideration
House bill No 100. BY Oldham-Creat"
ing railroad and public utilities commits
sion.
ing TO liability OF railroads FOR killing
livestock,
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T.nndon. Berlin Phone.

Special Cable to The Tribune.
LONDON, March i.-The nrst tele,
,bonc conversation between London and
Berlin was held tonight. The distance
between the two cities Is 700 miles, IN
Guiding sixty miles of marine caoie.
and German capitals Is promised
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Coffee Fntnres staady.

VIEW YORK, March 4.-coffee futures
gned .quiet At an advance OF to
{nts IN response 10 steady European
Pies and local GOV erlng. Offerings were
4 heavy and prices scored a further
10 during the day. with the close steady
q from 10 II points net higher. Clos
bids; March. l2.06c; April. 12.15c;
1y. 12.2ec: June, 12,25c: July, 12.41o;
b, 12.sSc; November, 12.40c; December
nuary and February. 12,35c,
tpot easy: Rio rs. 12sc: Santos Is
<c. Mild, dull. Cordova, 15@l7c. nomi-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Bills Introduced
In the House.

In the House.
House bill No. 20i. by committee on
municipal corporations-Relating TO spc-
cial tax funds In cities and towns.
House bill No 206. by committee on
Misunderstanding to damages for live
stock killed on railroads.
House bill No 206, by appropriations
of examiner OF public accounts
House bill No. COZ. by appropriations
committee-Appropriat $4,000 forHmak-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Bills Passed
In the House.

House bill No. SC, by Dastrup-Requir-
ing bonds with application for unappro-
prjatcd water
House bin No 203. by committee on
irrigation and reservors-Giving district
courts power TO appoint water commits
sioners. ~
state board OF dental examiners power
to inspect dentists offices.
Senate bill No. l59, by Lunt-Appro-
prJating $500 for conducting experiments
to determine subterranean flow OF wa
ter
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THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY MORNING. MARCH S 1918

Ing hydrogrsphic surveys in connection
House bill No. 20i. By committee on
public utilities (dlsplacing former bill
No. 2OD-Prohibiting issuance OF passes
by railroads
referred 10 sitting committee.
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Page. Southwick. Smith. Welling. Will
cox-i1.
The bill was then made n special or
der for 2;20 O'Clock Friday afternoon.
The house By adopting the adverse re-
port OF the committee. killed the Old
ham bin. Il measure also providing FOR
a railroad and public utilities commits
SION.
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Fauorably Reported
In the House,

House bill No. $50. by DEMONSTRATING
railroad and public utilities commission.
by committee on public utilities. (Mi-
norlty report adopted.)
House bill No, lS5, by Bamberger (6y
request)-Prov!ding means OF establish
ing public parks. by committee on mu-
nicpal corporations
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Bills Passed
In the Senate.

House bill No. as. by Andorson-An act amend
ing the fish and game laws OF the state,
Senate bill No. l55. by Funk-hn act reguat-
Ing the business OF employment agencies.
Senate bill No. 81, by Kclly-An act providing
for compromising expert Witnesses In murder
Senate bill No. s2. by Smitb-An act permitting
| assessment OF paving street Intersections against
lbutting property.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Fauorably Reported
In the House.

House bill No. 12s. by Barnes-"PVIrc
seed bill: committee on agriculture re-
ported unfavorably. but bill goes to
calendar on house vote.
Senate bill No. 1870. by Iverson-Relat-
ing 10 preferred claims in the purchase
Of school lands. By committee on public
lands.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Flax. Oats and Rive,

MINNEAPOLIS. Mnrch mo. 3 yell
low corn. 46c.
No. . white oats. 30sG31o.
No rye. 53@66c-
Bran, $1750M1s.50,
Flour, first patents. st.20@4b5; seconu
patents s4,056D4.40; first clenrs, S3.00G
$40. second clears, $2.209e.6o,
Fiax, $1.2Sa@1,29
Barley. 41055c,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
House Notes

A Joint committee appointed By tho speaker
yesterday 10 take up with liko committee from
the senate the various bills now before the leeis-
lature relating 10 the handling OF public funds.
Nos. g. g. l5s. iJ3, I5t Iso. The speaker ap-
pointed to represent the house Bamberxeg OF
Salt Lake. Hammond OF Grand and svenson OF
Tporle
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

The Joint committee revenue aud taxation
yesterday introduced bill amending the LAW
defining county charges. Tho bin places all ex-
pcnses necessarily Incurred by the assessor or
his deputies among tho charges against the oouu-
ties. The bill recommended for passage and
placed the calendars.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
New York Produce.

NEW YORK, March 4.-Flour-ouiet
Wheat-Spot, easy; No. 2 red, sL0Ss,
/ northern Duluth. 9o9 (. o, b, afloat,
Futures were weak under liquidation,
prompted by favorable private crop ad-
vices. liberal receipts, poor cash de-
mapd and increasing stocks, closing
h61c net lower Export sales were
thirty loads May. 97s99Sac, closed use;
July. closed 97tc; September closed Ssc.
Bonded wheat: May closed s6sc; July,
96ho. both asked,
Hops-Quiet
Hides-Firm.
Pertoleum-Steady
Wool-Qu!et.
Raw sugar-Firm: muscovado. 50 test
3 04c. centrifugal rs test 3.54c; molasses
So test, 2,79c. Refined quiet.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Bills introduced
In the Senate.

Senate bill No. o5I. By special joint committee
on taxaton-An act TO include necessary expenses
OF county commissioners and their deputies among
county charges. Recommended for passage and
placed on calendar.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

The committee on public utilities. At the re-
quest OF Mabey and yelling. yesterday intro
ducod IN the house anti-poss bill This meas
ure Is similar to the nnti-pass bill introduced Ia
tho senate by Smith and recently killed by that
body The prohibition against the issuance OF
passes makes the usual exceptions in favor OF
employees. their tamiliea, tho inmates OF elee-
mosynsry and charitable institutions and tho like.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
London Wool Sales.

LONDON, March 4.-Thcre was large
attendance at the opening of the second
series OF wool sales today The offerings
amounted TO 1892 bales Demand was
keen for home and continental splnners.
but Americans We're coarse. Cross -oreds
advanced u per cent and other grades
ranged from unchanged to per cent
higher The continent secured the best
Punta Arenas at Is I'D.
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Omaha.

FQUTH OMAHA. March 4.-Cattle-
1celpts. 1900. Steady, Native steers.
(bo@s.7b: cows and heifers. s45066.75,
stern steers, S6.oo@s.16: Texas steers.
lQ0@f25; calves. $s25@9.2.
I<iogs-Receipts. 1900. Lower. Heavy.
11tc%69o; light; sS,204s.S0; pigs $1,000
~; bulk OF sales. $s.o09$.a5,
Hheep-Recoipts. 7I00. Higher. Year
.1Es ss.lS@Tl6; wothcrs. s6.o09660;
I40bs. IS. 006pST5
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

The senate conference committee yesterday rec
commended that the senate rocede from It's amend
ment relative TO the standard of milk sold 10
creamcrles contained In the pure food and drug
bill and the senate acquiesccd. The bill was
concurrence In the proposed amendments As
the house committee has agreed 70 recommend
that the house concur. II !s probable that this
action will be taken and the bill Will be ready
for the signature OF the governor tomorrow.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Change i'm Utah.

Utah and Neyada-Salt Lake City.
Sabine, Tex--Port Arthur and Sabine,
Galveston, Tex--GalveSton. San An
tonic, Dallas, Houston, Part Lavaca-
Laredo. Tex.-Laredo, Brownsville Rio
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

Senator J. r. Edghcll OF Jrab county, chair
OF the committee railroads announced
Yesterday that there would be public hearing
In tho senate chamber tonight tho Smith
bill, providing for a public utilities commission.
The hearing will star, at 7:so O'Clock and tho
railroads committee urges that all persona In
terested In the passage or defeat OF tho MEASURE
be present.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Cotton Market

EW YORK. March 4.-Cotton futures
ed steady. Closing bids: March,
3; April, l2.16; May. 1905: June.
q, July, ll99: August. 11,sS; Sep
Der ii.si; October, 11.50; December.
b; January. 1l.51
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

Tho house yesterday passed senate bill No. lSa.
by Lunt. making appropriation for the con-
ductiuE OF experiments 20 determine the sub
terranean flow OF water In this state The SEN
ate bill carried appropriation OF 81. 900. This
was cut TO 1850 by tho house
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

The house committee banks and banking
aftor having held numerous open sessions on SON
ate bill No. III. creating tho office OF state
bank commissioner. viii today make a favorable
report on the bill.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05
Bills Killed
In the Senate.

Senate bill No. $780, by Eckcrsloy-An act pro-
yIdinE that premiums on official bonds shall be
paid from the public FUNDS.
Senate bill No. 81. by smith-A general revenue
and taxation act.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

The senate Yesterday passed the Smith pub
lie Improvement bill. which permits city
oils commissions 10 assess the co1t of paw
ing street Intersections against tho shutting prop
cr;y owners OF tho paving district Al p-eseu
the cost OF paving intersections Is borne b!
the city Senator Smith stated that the lacl
of funds had compelled tho city 10 !oreKo msk!nI
pesdcd street improvements.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

The Rideout bill for the establishment OF land
banks on cooperative basis in order 10 pro-
vide cheap money for farmers. recommended
for passage yesterday by tho senate committee
state affairs and federal relations. The bill
Is the adoption OF the plan Of President TAFT for
farmers cooperative land banks, which has opeT-
a,ed with such success In Germany and France.
The plan Endorsed BY the National Congress
OF Governors at Its session In December.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

The public improvement bill introduced by Sem
stor Ferry az the request Of many residents Of
the county outside the city permitting property
owners In the county TO petition for end secure
street improvements the payment of special
taxes recommended for passage ycsterday by
the committee county and municipal corpora
t!ons with an amendment limiting the operation
OF the law 10 counties or the first class
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

The senate yesterday passed Senator Kcliy's bill
providing for compensation for expert witnesses
In murder trials. Senator Kelly In explaining hla
bill said that frequently tho defense OF Insanity
was sct up IN murder trials and under the pres
ent law the court was powerlcss TO employ allen
lists to inquire into the sanity OF the defendant
The vote on the bill follows;
Ayes-Dooth. Craig. Eckcreley. EdEhellI. Tvor
SON. Kelly Olson, EIdoout. Smith. Wight-io.
Nocs-Cottrel. Funk. Lunt, Thornley,. Williams
President Gardner-6h.
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death penalty by electrocutlob Instead OF by
shooting or hanging provided by tho present
law. will come up for final passage IN the
ate tomorrow. Senator D. o. Rideout. author OF
the bil declares that tho sentiment In beth
houses Is strongly In favor OF tho bill and he
believes that It will be passed by practically a
unanimous vote In each house
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-05

The joint committee revenue and taxation
yesterday submitted It's adverse report on th
general revenue and taxation measure prepare,
by the state board OF tax commissioners With
out opposition the adverse report Of tho com
mittec was adopted and the bill was killed.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-05-14
LIFE IS SUSTAINED IN
CELLS FROM ORGANISM
Dead More Than Four Years
Wonderful Discoveries
Of Scientists.

Washington, May 9.-Sustained
life in parts of the human tissue af-
ter the organism has died, like the
snakes tail, which the schoolboy
believes does not die until after the
sun has set, was the theme discuss
ed to-day at the closing session of
the Congress of American Physi-
clans and Surgeons. The meeting
of the congress ended tonight with
a reception at local hotel.
According to papers read by en-
inent authorities, life in cells taken
from living animal organism has
been sustained under certain con-
ditions for more than four years
after the animal from which they
were taken ceased to exist.
The speakers declared that II ul-
would be clearly demon
that life in several cells
could be sustained for as long a pc
riod as the organism would live I'M
der normal conditions.
Doctors Ross G.. Harrison. of
Yale University; Montrose T. B1r.
rows. of Cornell University Medi.
cal College: Robert A. Lambert, of
Columbia University; Leo Loeb. of
st. Louis. and Warren II. Lewis, of
discussed the subject.
All maintained that life could be
in several cells and that
here could be regular growth in
he actual cell divisions, and not
merely degenerative movement. 1t
llso was declared that life could be |
and made active again |
through the application of a proper
Medium.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-05-14
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
9 a g Q a
ADVERTISEMENT
SCIENCE WITHHOLDS
THING CALLED DEATH

Step by step, the scientists have
come TO recognize that there is an
element in the human individual
which is distinct and apart from ev-
cry function of life. DR.. Carrel. of
the French Academy % Medicine.
has demonstrated in recent expert
ments that, save consciousness, ev-
cry function of the body may be
kept up by scientific means. In
other words. there can be life with
out the undeinable thing which is
the man himself. Recently re-
markable experiment was success
fully attempted in which-for the
the sake of a son who would in two
hours attain his majority and inr
herit a great estate-the life OF an
aged nobleman was artifcially
maintained for I2O minutes. after
all the functions had apparently
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-05-14
O O O @ o o @ o q @ O O O O q
O HOUSEHOLD HINTS. q
y o O g o q o o q O O q o Q q

DO not throw away your old ba-
mana skins. Save them until you
have about 200 of them. Then
scrape them carefully and sew
them together. They make beauti-
full and inexpensive rugs.
Housewives ignore the useful
scrubbing brush and neglect II I'M
til IL becomes an eyesore. Gid the
old scrubbing brushes and paint
flowers or landscapes on the han
dies. Tie a bow of pink ribbon at
each end and the brush becomes,
ornamental as well as useful.
When boiling cabbage, always
place a pound of limburger cheese
in the oven and let il bake, and
the unpleasant odor OF the cabbage
will not be detected.
To prevent your goldfish from
getting indigestion in hot weather
give each fish dose of calomel
every morning before breakfast.
When ironing do not let your
irons get too hot. To test the iron,
place the tip of the index finger on
the bottom of the iron. If the skin
sticks to the iron, the iron is too
hot.-tLuke McLuke in Cincinnati
Enquirer.
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9 9 9 G G 9 G Q @ Q G @ O @ @
c THE TOWN OF NO-GOOD g
9 9 . 6 g G 6 9 9 g G Q G @ Q

Kind friends. have you heard of
the town of No-Good, on the banks
of the river Slow, where the Some
time-or-other scents the air and the
soft Go-easies grow? 1t lies in the
valley of What's-the-use, in the pro-
vince of Let-her-slide; it's the home
OF the reckless I-don't-care, where
the Give-it-ups abide. The town is
as old as the human race, and it
grows with the fight of years; it is
wrapped in the fog of the idler's
dreams; its streets are paved with
discarded schemes and are sprin-
killed. with useless tears.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-05-14
THE HARTFORD HERALD

forts to destroy the still, but we're
only partially successful in their
attempts. United States revenue
officers were notified and made a
raid in the hope of capturing the
moonshiners and their outfit, but
when the officers reached the scene,
the still had been hurriedly remov-
ed and no one was about. Eight
hundred gallons Of beer we're de-
stroyed. II is said that the opera
tors of the still are we'll known and
that arrests will follow.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-05-14
} o o o o o o o o o O O o o O
POEMS YOU'LL ENJOY.
O The HeraId's Special Selections. c
o o @ c
WOODROW WILSON, HUMAN
BEIN'.

He amt no marble statue that is
hard and stiff and cold,
He amt no superman nor no
Colossus;
He amt no new Apollo with a char
lot of gold
Who's come to give us sunshine
or to boss us;
He don't make no pretensions that
he needn't eat or drink,
He has a nose to smell and eyes
for seem:
He amt no proud archangel and he
amt no missin' link,
For he's told us that he's just a
human bein.
He has to do his breathin' just the
same as you and I,
He puts on trousers and shirt
and collar;
He eats when he gets hungry and
he drinks when he is dry,
If he sat down on a tack | guess
he'd boiler;
He amt no royal creature that gets
drowsy on a throne,
He likes to look at things that
are worth SEEM;
He sharpens up his razor and he
shaves himself alone,
And he eats like any other hui
man bein'.
He amt no highfalutin' decorated
fgure-head
That folks can talk to only when
they're kneelin';
At night he takes his clos off and,
like us, he sleeps in bed,
And he laughs sometimes and
has the sense of feelin';
s'pose he sometimes sneezes and
must use his teeth to chew,
And when his vittles get to dis
agreein
guess he has his gloomy thoughts,
the same as me and you.
For he's told us that he's Just
human bein'.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-05-14
THE DIFFERENCE IN
MATTER OF PUBLICITY

When the Socialists of Milwaukee
were beaten by a combination of all!
the capitalist parties against them,
the news appeared in headlines on
the first pages of the capitalist pa
pers all over the country.
The Associated Press worked ov-
ertime getting the news of the de-
feat of the Milwaukee Socialists be-
fore the country.
But when Socialists at Butte ov-
erwhelmingly defeated the combi-
nation of capitalists parties which
had been formed against them, the
Associated Press and the capitalist
many clans.
Not a word has appeared in any
of the leading capitalist papers in
any of the Middle or Eastern States
about the overthrow by the Social
lists OF the coalition of capitalist
parties in Butte.
, Perhaps there are still those who
claim that the Associated Press and
the great dailies are not capitalist
agencies and organs and the instru-
ments of class rule. but they are
feeble-minded and excusable.
Why did the Associated Press
herald the Milwaukee defeat to the
world, and why was it mute as a
clam about the Butte victory?-
Appeal 10 Reason.
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Cause For Disgust.

The christening party consisted
Of the proud father, the 6aby-a
girl-the grandfather and the rest
of the folks. The grandfather
stood nearest the priest during the
ceremony,
whats the child's name?" ask
ed the priest of the grandfather at
the appropriate moment.
II Dunno" the grandfather re-
piled. And he turned to the father
and whispered hoarsely: What's
its name?"
Hazel" replied the father.
WHAT" replied the grandfather.
Hazel repeated the father.
The grandfather threw up his
hands in disgust
What dye think av that?" he
asked the priest. With a calen-
dar av the saints full av gur-rl
names-an' him namin' his after
a nut."-[Saturday Evening Post.