The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1913-07-01

preacher Will declare that 1t is lack or
religion; the agnostic will aver that
it is too much religion; the men will
say it is the women and the women
will say it is the men; the idler will
say that it is hard work and the work
er will say that it is idleness. After
all; maybe it is the bad roads alone
that are responsible.-Manson Demo-
crat.
No June could pass that did not
usher in the old, old cry of a poor
harvest year. If it does not rain every
week the crops are burning up; if it
does rain they are being drowned out.
We take our annual June fling at
Providence, and then when the harvest
days do come we reap the same old
bumper crops that have been garnered
from our farms since territorial days.
The pessimist is abroad in June and
the optimist in August. Twas ever
thus.-Belle PLANE Herald.
Frank Day in his Fairmont Senti-
mel is booming Judge Stanton, of
Bemidji, as the Democratic candidate
for governor. 1t must be admitted
that Judge Stanton would probably
pull larger vote than any other man
in his party today.-Inter-lake Trib-
une.
Some noisy young japanese met in
Toxic recently and demanded war
against Uncle Sam. Enough of this
zap may make trouble for the jap
Bede's Budget.
Drink and the world drinks with
you; abstain and you get six cents
Walker Pilot.
1t is announced that Evelyn Thaw
is to get $500 a week. in vaudeville,
while thousands of school teachers,
women of sterling character and
good ability are working for sixty
dollars a month. Yet no one of
them would change places with
Evelyn Thaw.-Red Wing Republican.
And the humblest country editor in
Minnesota would not change places
with Rockefeller.-Fa irmont Sentinel.
Who is the humblest editor? Is he
among the living Exchange.
American wages for Americanlabor
must appeal with crushing force to
the girls who work for S1.5O a week
in the hosiery factories of New Eng
land. And yet some people cannot
understand the opposition to a pro-
tectivce system that defends our la
Dor from the pauper labor of Europe
Dispatch.
Everybody agrees that the commits
sion form of government is an i'm
provement over the old system. Then
why not have it for Minnesota. What
say you, Senator Haycraft Fair
mont Sentinel.
An ambitious young man has start
ed to row boat from Lake Itasca to
New Orleans. If he wants to do a
real strenuous task let him row his
boat up the whole length of the Miss
issippi.-St. Cloud Journal-Press.
When the railroads begin to see the
Dig bumper crop harvested they won't
feel so bad about the rate decision
Government experts are figuring thai
the country has planted the third larg
est acreage on record and that all con
ditions are most ideal.-St. Cloue
Times.
81 believe there will be no war while
| am Secretary of State, and believe
there will be no war so long as live,
said Mr.. Bryan. May this eloquent
optimist live to be more than a hun
dred!-Philadelphia Ledger.
The man who is as good loser a:
Mr.. Bryan is really not loser at all
Consider these fine words of the Sec.
rotary of State: There is no loae
that will break man down SO quick.
ly and so surely as load of revenge
The man who tries to get even with
others has few opportunities of graft
flying his hatred; but he is all the
time corroding himself" The mar
with crouch or a grievance is in that
class. A sulky or indicative temper
isolates a man from all real friend
ships as completely as a smallpox
quarantine isolates him from persons
And it makes the man as unhappy al
small pox makes him.-Kansas City
Star.
For over five years the railroads
have been on the trail of the dear
people and it was only last week that
they lost the cent-Walker Pilot.
One Minnesota town has as many
farmers as members of its CONNER
cial club as it has townspeople. Why
not? A farmer is just as much in
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