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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
Up-to-the-Minute Jokes

A patient young angler was dill
gently plying his rod and line
do you know" howled the irate
owner, appearing on the scene. that
you are fishing in forbidden water?
Yes, sir. preserved water And per
haps you will allow me to inform you
that have been to considerable ex-
pense in well stocking It with fish"
"Ah. yes" exclaimed the angler,
languidly And with what fish, may
ask. have you so literally replenish-
ell the stream"
with roach, sir. my favorite fish. "
"Ah, well, then, in that case" bland
iy observed the youth, there's no need
for you to worry further. for I am fish
ing for trout"
A quack doctor was holding forth
about his medicines" to a rural audi
ence
Yes, gentlemen" he said, Il have
sold these pills for over twenty-five
years and never heard word Of com
plant. Now what does that prove?"
From a voice in the crowd came.
THAT dead men tell no tales"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
Owes Her Life to
ECkman'S Alternative

Eckman's Alternative is being used with sue
cess In the treatment Of tuberculosis IN all
parts Of the country. Persons who have taken
It. improved. gained weight eyhausting night
sweats stopped fever diminished. and many
recovered. If you are interested to know more
about It. we will put you in touch with some
who are now wclL You can investigate and
Judge for yourself Read Of Mrs. Goyert's re
covery.
GHnth Ind.
Gentlemen. About September 10. 1908. my
mother in-law was taken sick with Catarrhal
Pneumonia. which developed into Lung Trouble
In January. when Rev. WIN. Berg. Of st.
Nnchacrs Church at SchereryilIe Ind. pre-
pared for her death. he recommended that
get Eckmans Alteratigc and see II # would
not give her some relief The attending ply
stefan declared she had Consumption and was
Beyond all medical aid. So l Immediately had
tlcally without hope for recovery. insisted that
she try the Alternative. which she did l am
glad 20 say that she began to improve.
Now. she works as hard as ever. weighs twenty
pounds heavier than she ever did before she
tAndayiD JOS GRDnER.
tAbovc Abbreviated: more on requestJ
EcEman's Alternative has been proven by many
years test TO he most etlcacious IN cases Of
severe Throat and Lung Affections, BrOachi-
lis. Bronchial Asthma, stubborn Colds and in
upuuilding the system. Does not contain mar
cOtics. pois0ns or habit-fornung drugs For sale
by all o. Jacobs Drug Stores and other lead
ing druggists Write the Eckman Laboratory.
Philadelphia. Pa. for booklet telling Of recov-
cries and additional evidence.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
By Virginia T. Van de Water.

KIT TELL my husband everything"
said a woman to me. In
marriage, each party to the
contract should have a perfect right
to know all that the other knows.
In fact, 1t would hurt nay conscience
If I kept anything from my husband
1 felt a thrill of compassion for the
husband, and something approaching
doubt of the wife. How could the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
His Fault and Her Fault.

For there are things which a wOm-
an should not tell her husband It
goes without saying-for it has been
said so Often-that one of these
things is her friends secret. The
mere accident of marriage does not
confer upon anyone a right to par,
with that which has been given to
her as sacred charge. It ought not
to be necessary to preface or follow
such a confidence with the warning,
Please do not mention this. even TO
YOUR husband" Some Of US like to
think taat in our own cases such a
warning would be superfiuous.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30

II was the monthly meeting of the
village council and a project for pro-
viding foot bridge over an adjacent
brook was being hotly debated.
II think said Mr. Jones. you are
making too much fuss about a thing
that I could easily jump over"
you are out Of order, Mr.. Jones'"
said the chairman.
Il know I am" he replied, 'or else
could jump three times as far"
Heckler Ito orator)-Hi, guv'nor,
do you support early closing?
Orator-Certainly I do, friend.
Heckler-Then shut up.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
TO-DAY'S INSTALLMENT.

You are hereby cautioned that any
thing you say may be used against
you" Then, as the stenographer en-
tered, he went on with lively interest.
Now. joel"
Yet once again Mary protested, a
little wildly.
Don't speak. Joe! Don't say a
word till we can get a lawyer for
you!"
The man met her pleading eyes
fusal.
It's no use, my GIN Burke broke
in, harshly. II told you I'd get you.
I'm going to try you and Carson and
the whole gang for murder-yes, every
one Of you. And you, Glider" he
continued, lowering on the young man
who had deied hiIa so obstinately,
you'll go to the House Of Detention
as a material witness" He turned his
gaze to Carson again, and spoke au-
thoritatively. Come on now, joe"
You II Let Her Coz"
Carson went a step toward the desk,
and spoke deCisively.
IF l come through, you'll let her
go-and him. he added as an after
thought, with a nod toward Dick Gill
der.
ooh, Joe. don't!" Mary cried, bitter
ly. Wen spend every dollar we can
raise to save you!"
Now, it's no use" the Inspector
complained. You're only wasting
time He's said that he did It. That's
all there is to it. Now that we're
sure he's our man, he hasn't got a
chance in the world"
We'll. how about it?" Carson de-
manded, savagely. do they go clear,
if l come through? ?"
We'll get the best lawyers in the
country" Mary persisted, desperate
~ Wen save you, Joe-well save
you!"
Carson regarded the distraught girl
with wistful eyes. But there was no
trace of yielding in his voice as he re-
piled, though he spoke sorrowfully
No. you can't help me- he said,
simply. my time has come, Mary.
And | can save you a lot of trouble
He's right there" Burke ejaCulat-
ed We've got him cold, So. what's
the use of dragging you two into IT."
Then, they go clear?" Carson ex-
claimed, eagerly. They amt even 10
be called as witnesses"
Burke nodded assent.
Then, here goesi" Carson cried ::
and he looked expectantly toward the
stenographer.
The strain Of 1t all was sapping the
will of the girl, who saw the man she
so greatly esteemed for his service to
her and his devotion about to con-
/ denim himself to death She grew
/ half hysterical. Her words came
/ confusedly:
NO Joe! No. no, no."
| Again Carson shook his head to alb.
/ solute refusal of her plea
There's no other way ou.," he de-
/ clared, YEARLY. I'm going through
with it," He Strengthened a little
and again looked at the stenographcr
/ His voice came quietly, without any
/ RIGHTEOUSNESS.
! My name is Joe Carson"
Alias ," Burke suggested
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
CERTAINLY NOT.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX

lEAh MISS FAIRFAX.
- l have been keeping COM
pany with young man one year
my senior for the past four years.
Ever since l met him l have
shown that I love him in every
way, but never has he returned
any affection for me. Although
we are on good terms, he never
more than greets me when he sees
me. l am much taller than he.
and believe that that may be the
reason he does not care for me.
Do you think 1t would be proper
for me to tell him of my love for
him straight up and down?
ROSE s.
You have transgressed the borders
Of good taste in showing that you love
him. Don't add to your humiliation
by telling it straight up and down.
Your height has nothing to do with
it. He makes no effort to win your
love because you have foolishIv
thrown 1t at his feet.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
Advice to the
Lovelom
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
ASSERT YOURSELF,

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
Before marriage my wife said
must give up my profession and
all my friends. In doing this
was forced to leave my people.
have been the main support Of her
brother, mother and self for near
~ two years. Now she is growing
very cold and seems dissatisfied
DO you think it advisable for me
to go away? She does not care
Tor me in any way, save that am
a useful article. S. A.P
You must, first of all, refuse to sup
port those Of her family who ar
able-bodied. You owe that much Il
them and to yourself.
If your wife continues to be disnat
is1ed, have a fair understandtn< VIII
her about the terms, and then sepa
rate. But you must attempt no CON
cealment or evasion of responsibility
Her unfatrness will never excus
yours.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
Il Shot English Eddie.

Alias nothingI" came the sharp re-
tort, "GarsOn's my monaker. | shot
English Eddie because he was a skunk
and stool pigeon. and he got just
what was coming to him" Vitupera-
ton beyond the mere words beat in
his voice now.
Burke twisted uneasily I'm his chair
Nov, now!" he objected. severely
I'VE can't take confession like that
Carson shook his head-spoke with
fierCer hatred.
because he was a skunk and a
stool pigeon he repeated. Have you
got t. And then as the stenograph-
er nodded assent, he went on, less
violently: II Croaked him just as he
was going to call the bulls with a
police whistle. I used a Maxim sill
encer on IT, so that 1t didn't make
any noise"
Carson paused, and the set despair
of his features lightened a little Into
his voice came a tone Of eXultatiOn in
describably CHASTITY It was born Of
the eternal egotism Of the criminal
fattening vanity in gloating over his
ingenuity for evil. Carson, despite
his two great virtues. had the vices
of his class. Now he stared at Burke
with a QuiZZiCal grin crOoking his lips.
Say" he exclaimed, 'II bet it's
the first time a guy was ever croaked
with one Of them things! Amt it,
The Inspector nodded affirmation.
There WAS sincere admiration in his
expression, for he was ready at all
times to respect the personal abilities
of the criminals against whom he
waged relentless war.
That's right. joe" he said, with
perceptible enthusiasm.
Some class to that, eh?" Carson
demanded, still with that grewsome
air of Boosting q got the gun, and
the Maxim silencer thing off a fence
in Boston" he explained. Say that
thing cost me $50, and It's worth
every cent of the money Why,
they'll remember me as the first to
spring one Of them things, won't
tbny-o'
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
You Have Until Thursday Noon
to Solve "The Triple Tie"
$3.50 in Cash Prizes for Best "FinaI Chapter" of
The GeOrgian's Great Mystery Story

ATURDAYS nstallment of 1.-THE Triple Tie left Gordon
~ Kelly very dramatic situation final chapters of
the story will be printed in The Georgian on Monday July
Thursday send in their conception the conclusion
petition for prizes aggregang $3.50 by The Georgian
The problems for the reader to solve these:
First-How does Kelly escape the mountaineers?
Second-What happens to Mildred Deery the
heroine7
Thrd-How did Gordon Kelly, who confessed that he
never of ball and never played game of ball
up to the time he asked Manager Smith of the Atlanta
club for position on his team-how did Gordon Kelly
learn bat catch and bases in the manner
he displayed at Atlanta that caused club to
give the unheardof price Of $50 900 for Gordon Kes
lease7
Fourth-Whst happened when Gordon Kelly went to
bat in the ninth inning of the final and deciding game?
Fifth-What is the final ending of the story?
No contributions will be considered delivered at
The Georgian office later than July bear post
mark later than that time
Please remember that this guessing contest Orig
inay, literary value and analytical arness will be largely
considered in awarding the prizes Three Judges way
connected with The Georgian, will award the prizes.
The prizes for the best solutions follows:
Frst Frlze $4,000
Ihrd FTHe ..................- 20OO
Twelve FIlzes, each 0OO
IoLal ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ........... Sz0OOO
Address all letters Mystery Editor Georgian At
lanta, Ga
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
Should Woman Tell Her Husband Everything?

she had to say, and how could she
bring herself to tell him everything?
For l do not believe that, just be-
cause people are married they should
have no knowledge which they do not
impart to each other. The man is not
the keeper Of the wife's soul and con-
science. If she is such a weak crea-
ture that she must go to him with
every problem that comes into her
life. she is surely too weak to be a
helpmeet for him and proper guide
and guardian of his children.
"Of Course I Told Him.
"T mentioned that confidential mat
ter you told me to nobody except to
Tom. OF course I told him"
I was present when a wife said this
to her unmarried sister I was not
surprised at the indignant flash that
came into the younger woman's eyes,
nor at the resentment with which she
exclaimed:
You told my secret to Tom! What
right had you to do that? 1t was my
StOl tl-uOl NbUl > w Hy SlioulU L Olil
know it?"
OF course. the wife thought her sis
ter unjust and unreasonable. l felt
that the girl was entirely right.
BE careful what you tell to a mar
ried woman" warned a man. What
she knows her husband will know
We may pause to consider that the
same statement could seldom be made
to fit the husband What he knows
his wife often does not know. I am
glad she doesn't. People call men
seCretive; a. all events a man who is
worthy of the name can keep a Sc
cret. OF course, there are masculine
eXCeptiOns-but ! am talking now
about men, not about cads. A man
can keep his friends confidence, be
that friend a man or a woman. Some
women. too. are safe cOnfidantes-
even though they are married. / am
thankful this is so. otherwise some
Of us would be driven to depending
upon the Steiner sex for our friend
ships
In this day there are many wives
who claim the right to reserves from
their husbands, yet one occasionally
meets those who still cling to the old
notion that a woman should talk as
freely to her husband as to her own
soul l insist that her contention is
wrong
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
Mary Started.

They sure will, joel" the Inspector
conceded.
Nobody knew I had it," Carson
continued, dropping his braggart man
ner abruptly
At the words, Mary started, and her
lips moved as If she were about to
speak.
Carson, intent on her always,
though he seemed to look only at
Burke, observed the effect on her, and
repeated his words swiftly with a
warning emphasis that gave the girl
pause
Nobody knew I had it-nobody in
the world" he declared. And nobody
had anything to do with the killing
but me-"
Burke put a question that was
troubling him much, concerning the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
I DON'T LIKE YOUR LETTER.
TEAR MISS FAIRFAX:


While working in the same
office with young girl her kind
ness forced me to love her, and I
asked her whether she would be
willing TO have me take her out
which she quickly accepted. This
took place about a year and a half
ago, and We have kept company
ever since. Having been at her
home but once, I begin to believe
she is not the girl for me.
LARRY.
There may be reasons that are not
unfavorable to her why she doesn't
ask you to her home oftener.
After taking her time for a year
and half, your doubts that she is
the girl for you do not do you credit.
But since you have these doubts tell
her like a man and let that end it.
Perhaps your flckleness proves she
deserves a better man than you have
shown yourself to be.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
By MARVIN DANA from the
Play by BAYARD WELLER.

1913. by the H. X. Fly Com
pany. The play within the Law" Is
copyrighted by Mr.. WELLER and this
novelization Of It is published by his
permission. The American Play Com
pany is the sole proprietor of the ex-
elusive rights of the representation
and performance of within the Law
in all languages
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
Cost Nothing.

She-I dreamt last night that YOU
bought me a new hat
He-well, that's the first dream of
hat You ever had that didn't cost me
money.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
He Hesitated a Little.

mo. you can't beat the law" He
hesitated a little, then went on, with
certain curious embarrassment.
And this same old law says a won-
an must stick to her man"
The girls eyes met his with pas
sionate sorrow in their misty deeps.
Carson gave a significant glance to-
ward Dick Glider, then his gaze re-
turned to her, There was a smol-
dering despair in that look There
were as well, an entreaty and com
mand.
so" he went on. you must go
along with him, Mary. Won't
you? It's the best thing to do"
The girl could not answer. There
was clutch on her throat just then
which would not relax at the call of
her will
To BE Continued Tomorrow.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
. . .

wonder what the husband must think
Of the wife who tells him that which
she is not justified in imparting to
anyone.
| know one man who, under such
conditions, reminded his wife gently,
MY dear, l hardly think you ought
to mention that matter, even to me.
1t was not meant for my ears, but
for yours only"
Such men may be rare, but I
think that they are not as rare as
some persons fancy OF course, the
wife was wounded, but it may have
taught her how an honorable man
regards a secret.
Another of the things that a
woman should not tell her husband
is the rude or presumptuOus remark
made to her by another man.
know that this assertion may call
forth some protests, but / believe
that many people will agree with it.
Remember ! am not dealing with
the young girl to whom a man is
impertinent or insulting, nor of the
ingenue who may not know how to
take care Of herself But | am re-
ferring to the woman Of the world
the woman who knows men and
women, and who is certainly quite
able to resent any discourtesy or I'M
warrantable liberty of speech or
manner.
What is one to do" asked
woman Of forty, when a man tells
one vulgar stories and considers
them funny? Should not one com
plain to ones husband?"
The first vulgar story a man tells
a woman may be his fault; the sec
ond one is her fault That is a rule
that generally holds good If
woman shows a man that she is dis
pleased with the so-calIed funny
story he will not tell her another.
If he does, she is quite able to ex-
press her displeasure and to avoid
him in the future. What good
would il do to complain to ones
husband? It would only make a
bad matter worse and bring about
a quarrel possibly one that might
lead to publicity-between the two
men.
The men that decent women meet
in decent society will only go as far
as women will permit The woman
who respects herself receives respect
from the average man. young
girl may be annoyed by a mans at
tentions and not understand how to
| dismiss him-perhaps. Not so an
| older woman. She, surely. has
enough sense and enough dignity to
| look after herself under ordinary
conditions. Therefore. l say that it
| is d sign Of weakness and of a lack
! of consideration on the part of the
wife if she tell her husband that a
man has not shown her the respect
/ due a good woman. If such a man
| be frequent guest at her husbands
home there may be a reason for her
! to suggest to her husband that his
guest is not quite a gentleman, but
| if the offender be a casual acquaint-
anCe, why complain Of him? one
word from her viii he enough to
show the man his place.
He Won't Forget 1t.
Another Of the things that a
woman should not tell her husband
are the faults Of the members of
| her family. She will forget them
he viii not, but will remember them
when she wishes them to be re-
garded as bygones. Nor should she
call her husbands attention to the
neglect or unkindness Of members
\ of his own family. If she can let
/ him feel that she loves his mother
and is fond of his sisters, 50 much
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30
CAN A MEDICINE Be A FRAUD?

that is compounded from natures
own remedies, the roots and herbs
Of the field. that has stood the test
of time by restoring health and
happiness to more suffering women
than any other remedy we know?
Such is Lydia +. Pinkham's Vege-
table COMPOUND which complies
with all conditions Of the Pure
Food and Drugs law.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-30

To BE Continued Tomorrow.
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Opiumsfrieen.

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penoige iorat ioa iItano en- SOerenS'
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Der Tor grugeu al Opium motagsR
til me0icinif 9rlta.
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Oarrop.Saoen.

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Den 16be Mot: De Sfriot, Tom iooe
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eQcr life.
Sageu moo 9orrotp bar puret |
ilere Moane0er.
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eiter bans 0sb funoe ingen al oisie
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Sang Jaet til Soos.

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