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El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-04-10

Insectos asouerosos. cienpies, ladro-
nes, corrupcionistas y Levi.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
NOW WALKS
MOST ANYWHERE
But for Fifteen Long Years, Mrs,
Dickson Could Not Stand OH
Her Feet for ANY Length
Of Time.

Dallas, Text cannot recommend
Gardui, the woman's tonic. too highly
writes Mrs. r. J. Dickson, OF 1901
Bryan Street, this city. ut il the
greatest boon to those suffering from
womanly trouble, in existence.
For Is years. l was sufferer from
such severe pains, caused from woman.
ly trouble, could not walk. or even
stand on my feet. long at a time.
also had backaches and headaches.
commenced taking Cardui, the won.
ans tonic, and now ! can walk any.
where want to, do my own work, and
feel better than have for ten years
am 30 thankful that l took your
medicine, No I feel like q new woman
entirely.
lily advice to oil women IL to try
Cardui, the woman's tonic. when they
feel they need tonic, as II will Ger
tainly do for them. what It has done
Tor me-"
Cardui goes to the weak spots and
helps to make them strong. It Is fol
the weak. tired, nervous. irritable
women, who feel as though everything
were wrong, and who need something
to quiet their restless nerves, and
strengthen their worn-out systems.
Thousands of women now enjoy
good health 40 q result of taking Car
dui. Why not your Try It. At al
druggists.
N.B.-H,h. o. Chsnaneoss MeEc;as c.. Lsdi.
Advissv Depassment. Chsuasessa. Iennes.est 10
s&i issvssss, on pour csss and 6<-psss book Hos,
fnsss.sns co. Wossa, sent 10 plsis wnppss. ADV.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
ECZEMA FOR TEN YEARS

1909 Little Walsh st.. Baltimore.
Md was afflicted with eczema for
about ten years. the most tormenting
and agonixing. 1t was dry eczema, all
itching. It was scratch. scratch,
scratch and burn, burn, burn. BY
scratching I brought sores which
scabbed. I tried all remedies which !
knew or heard Of: some gave me tenn.
porsry relief. but none permanent
cure. couldn't sleep for scratching
after which there was burning. saw
the advertisement for free samples OF
Cuticura Soap and Cuticurs Ointment
and wrote for them. They did me
good Immediately and then bought q
box of Cuticura Ointment and a cake
Of Cuticura Soap. was cured in two
weeks" (Signed) George Wooden
Jan. 81, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample OF each
free. with 32.p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept L. Boston"
ADV.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
ORIGIN OF WEDDING GIFTS
Idea In the First Place Was to Give
the Married Couple q Good
Start In Life.

This custom one writer traces back
TO England to the time OF the Nor
man conquest, II not before. At first
the articles bestowed we're under.
stood to be mere loans, to be return.
ed when the couple were well estab
lished In their new home. But when
the feudal lord increased In power he
grew to expect presents for his new
ly welded children from those Deepen,
dent upon him. Later laws were pass
ed compelling present in value uT
to one-twentieth of the yearly rent OF
the tenant.
To such an extent did this custom
grow that among the nobility and
others of wealth, 1t became an open
commercial transaction. When Eliza
beth, the daughter OF King James I
was married her father received the
sum Of G21,00O. With this greed for
money and other presents" the
poorer people originated the bid
ding" or penny" wedding. At this
light refreshments were served and
plate was passed around for cash
Offerings" The sums collected often
aggregated hundred pounds (fully
equivalent to $500 in modern mon.
ey). II was from this custom
that the modern one Of the pound
party. often given for the newly mar
ried In America, was derived.
In order to increase the gifts there
was prepared an entertainment call.
ed an "ale." A green bush was stuck
up In front Of the house and every.
body was made welcome. These en-.
tertainments proved highly profitable.
but so riotous did they become that
many Of the shires of England passed
laws allowing only thirty-two at any
one "ale."
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

why" exclaimed Eva. 'T did ncs
see that direction before. What can
do. The office will be closed. Mr..
Worthington must have the stories. I
have his address. | will send them
to him personally in the morning."
Eva got the scattered pages togeth-
er in the morning, she hired neigh
boris boy to carry the stories to their
author. That afternoon she sat down
to rest. Her mother was asleep Sud,
denly there was a knock at the door.
Eva answered the summons, 1t was
Mr. Worthington. Eva's face bright
ened. Then 1t became puzzled. Thera
was something In the fervent way In
which the author shook hands with
her, an excited challenging eye glance
that puzzled her.
Il hope you found the stories su
right, Mr.. Worthingtcn?" said Eva. as
they we're seated.
"Oh. yes-that isl did not look
over them" and her visitor STAN
mered and seemed confused. Surely.
Miss Dorrance. you are not going to
leave the city?"
Leave the city?" repeated Eva, be-
| wildered. II had not thought Of it."
"Then--then--" Worthington was
acting strangely-''then the note I re-
ceived was--was not" and he
stopped dead short. and drew from his
pocket-the unfinished page OF poor
Eva's story, the letter-the letter
written by the fanciful heroine to the
fanciful hero, to the fanciful "Denzil!"
"oh, Mr.. Worthington!"
In a flash Eva understood ID all
her precious secret amateur page had
got mixed in with the stories. She
flushed crimson.
II see It all--what a stupid pre-
sumptuous dolt l have been!" spoke
Worthington, arising. please forgive
me- l thought. hoped"
Eva. half crying, explained. Worth
ington gravely but with interest In
sisted on seeing the unfinished story.
81 am glad came. foolish as must
appear to you." he said, when he had
looked over the manuscript. Miss
Dorrance, you need not hesitate to go
on az you have begun. You are q
long way ahead of the first story of.
fort. l shall be pleased to placl 1t for
you, when 1t is completed" Then his
face fell again, and he added: "And
1t would have made me happier still
II what l had so fondly wished, SO
truly hoped"
1T was a mistake, sending that
sheet" faltered Eva, butch, do not
miscontrue me, but-cannot you un'
derstand?"
That 1t might be true--that the
dream Of perfect happiness that
brought me here might be true? Oh
Miss Dorrance-Eva--can you moi
see how much I love you'll"
Her swimming eyes, her blushing
face, her outstretched trembling
hands, answered John Worthington.
"Then," he said proudly, enfoldine
her with protecting arm, ut is to BIZ
love, hope, work--together!"
Copyright. 1918. by w. G. Chapman,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
In a Literal Sense.

Juvenile remarks are not always so
naughty as they seem. Small Sam. for
instance. had no intention of using bad
language when he got into such severe
trouble In class.
His teacher was trying to press
home certain facts concerning vol.
cano. In reviewing the lesson she
drew on the blackboard her own con.
ception OF flaming mountain. using
colored crayon with extraordinary eff.
feet.
What In iti" she asked, the picture
finished.
you don't know? Well. what does
1t look like!" the teacher persisted.
Piped Sammie, whose home boasts
q colored pictorial Bible:
II think II looks like hell."---Chicago
Record Herald.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
STRUGGLE
WITH ILLNESS
Mrs. Stewart Tells How She
Suffered from 16to45 years
old-How Finally Cured.

Euphemis, Ohio. -" Because Of total
ignorance Of how to care for myself
when yerging into womanhood, and from
taking cold when going to school, / suf-
fered from o displacement and each
month / had severe pains and nausea
which always meant lay-of from work
for two to four days from the time !
was is years old.
Invent to Kansas to live with my sis.
Ter and while there doctor told me OF
the Pinkham remedies but ! did not use
them then as my faith In patent medi-
zines was limited. After my sister died
came home to Ohio to live and that
has been my home for the last IL years
"Ths Change Of Life came when was
n years old and about this time saw
my physical condition plainly described
in one Of your advertisements. Then ]
began using Lydia E. Pinkhsm's Veg.
etable Compound and cannot tell you
or any one the relief Il gave me In the
FIRST three months. It put me right
where need not lay off every month
and during the last Is years have not
paid out two dollars to doctor, and have
been blest with excellent health for wo-
woman Of my ago and ! can thank Lydia
T. pinkham 'svegetable Compound forit
"Since the Change Of Life il over
have been maternity nurse and being
wholly self-supporting I cannot over
estimate the value Of good health. ]
have now earned comfortable little
home just by sewing and nursing since
was 81 years old. lhave recommended
the COMPOUND to many with good re-
suits, as it Is excellent to take before
and after childbirth. Mis- EVELYN
ApErIA STEWART, Euphemia, Ohio.
If You want special advice write TO
lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confi:
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter win
be opened, read and answered BY o
woman and held In strict confidence
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
DOWN 70 THE BARE FACTS
Young Ministers Passion for self-Ssc-
rifies Had Results That Might
Have Been Anticipated.

The announcement Of Miss Helen
Miller Gould's betrothai led one OF the
charity workers of New York to say:
Marriage itself will not be able to
cuench Miss Gouids passion for Civ,
ing. Apropos to this passion, she once
told me . story.
There was young minister. the
story ran, who, being poor and hav.
Ing nothing else to give. used to give
away his clothes.
Tho young ministers district con,
tanned many needy men. and he would
give them shoes and socks. shirts and
coats. gloves. overcoats and trousers
Eyes, time and again he would give
away his clothes. fooiishly and rsck
lessly. piece by piece. until"
Here the charity worker smiled.
Until" she ended. he came "a
himself"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

ager. They had quite chat. She
was pleased to thus really know a
story writer. her ideal of human intel
ligesce, and he was interested In the
brave, struggling, working girl.
Once he had come to the Dorrance
apartment. He had hurry call for a
special article and dictated It while
Eva wrote, and their acquaintance
ripened.
The fair typist soon had the two
brief manuscripts before her com
pleted. She placed them aside, opened
q drawer, and took from 1t one-half
dozen sheets of paper. Eva read them
over.
"Oh, dear!" she murmured. II am a
dismal failure. guess l had better
give up my foolish ambition to be-
come an authoress. When compare
these with Mr.. Worthington's stories.
I see that have long road to travel
before can even dare to approach .
publisher.
Eva's little story was simple and
commonplace, but was more than
creditable for an amateur. Almost I'M
consciously she had selected heroine
in an uncertain city environment like
her own self. Unconsciously, too, she
had her hero q model OF her ideal, the
author of the stories she had just
copied. Her story, partly done, had
one page not completed. 1t was
where her heroine had written a let
ter to the man she loved. 1t ran:
II am going away because / love
you, and | tell you this only because
I am sure we shall never meet again.
But 1t will be sweet solace for me in
the dreary future, to know that per
haps this knowledge may bring q
passing thought in your mind OF girl
TAR below you In social and intellect
ual position, but able fully to under
stand your noble soul, and knowing
that your genius will some day bring
you great fame, which she would
be- too lowly to share. save as him
drance to your career"
"Denzil" wrote Eva at the top or the
letter. Then she blushed. But why
not make her hero "Denzil?" 1t was
an odd name, a musical name, to her
she fluttered as she realized it--a
dear name.
Just then Eva noticed some writing
on the back of the manuscripts she
had copied: Must have these by ten
clock tomorrow. Don't fail. d. w"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
Fair to All.

Recently" says Richmond man
II reviewed an invitation to the mar
rage Of young colored couple for
merly in my employ. I am quite sure
thar all persons similarly favored were
left In little doubt as to the attitude
of the couple. The invitation ran az
follows:
You are invited to the marriage
OF Mr.. Henry Clay Barker and Miss
Josephine Mortimer Dixon at the
house of the brides mother. All who
cannot come may send. "-Ilpplncotts
Magazine.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
HER FIRST STORY
It Was Simple and Common
place, More Than Creditable,
and Won a Husband.
az FLORENCE LILLIAN hENpER.
SON.

az FLORENCE LILLIAN HENpER.
SON.
Come to bed, dear. II is getting
late and you look all tired out"
Il couldn't sleep wink. mother. un'
II have my work done. You know
tomorrow Is holiday, and l want to
get everything out Of the way to give
all my time TO you. DEAR" replied Eva
Dorrance brightly.
Always thinking OF me-" sighed
Mrs. Dorrance, a widow and an In
valid: but her eyes were humid with
gentle affection.
"Oh, dear! wish was not such q
burden. l know | could manage, II
you went back to work at your old po
sition."
mot a step!" cried Eva positively
my duty Is right here with you, and
shall not leave you alone until you are
perfectly strong and we'll"
Mrs. Dorrance kissed her loyal
thoughtful daughter. and left Eva
alone. She looked out upon the de
serted city street The snow-driftec
midnight was burning like day, ant
the trees seemed to have stripped
themselves like athletes to battle the
wintry storm forces. Eva shiveret
slightly as she thought OF the long un
certain frost-bound months before her
for fuel and clothing we're hard t.
provide. with her small wage earn
ings.
"Oh, 1t will all come right" she de
clared buoyantly. Il must get NOR
extra work"
Eva had been compelled to give VI
q steady position so she could nurs'
her mother. This had made 1t neces
sary for her to obtain copying to d.
at home. She had found public
stenographer who did considerable oc
casional work for writers and lawyers
Eva's pleasantest copying was that o
some stories written by one Denzi
Worthington. One day, while Eva wa
waiting for work at the Office, she ha,
been introduced to him by the man
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

They who have ever fat.hunted In
New York know we'll that, TIL rental
Of $4,000 or $4,000 q year Is reached,
fats are incredibly cramped, Indeed
In . good neighborhood. even q Ave.
thousand-dollar fiat is apt to be tiny
one.
Discussing this phenomenon. Prof.
Brander Matthews said at luncheon
Il remarked to lady the other
day:
Why. madam. your dog wags his
tail up and down!'
Yes. she replied. he has to. We
are comparatively poor. you see. and
Fido was raised In five.thousand.dol
VAR fat
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

On the Island of Colon in the Phil.
ippine archipelago. is to be heard the
most select and remarkable brass
band in the world. 1t Ia made up
wholly Of lepers, banished there to q
living death, for the island is the ha-
ven and retreat for the lepers OF the
United States possessions in the far
east. The total population Of the is-
land is In the neighborhood of ATE
all Of whom are tnder treatment.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

They had already celebrated the fact
that the mIstletoe hung In the hall.
and now they were occupying not only
one settee, but also the entire drawing
room.
Gould you love me. darling" he
murmured, as the thought of that
sprig of mistletoe came to him again.
III ! possessed only one coat In the
wide, wide world?"
She looked up into his eyes rs she
framed her reply.
Il could" she said, If knew you
had sacrificed the others to buy me
q new dress!"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
RHEUMATIC ADVICE
Prominent Doctors Best prsscrip-
tlea Easily Mixed 1t Home.


From your druggist rs< ons ecnc.
81 Toris compound Gin original sealed
packaSel and one ounce Of syrup OF
6arsspariiia compound. Tsks these
ave ingredients home and put them
Bhahe the bottle and take q tabls.
spoonful before each meal and at ned.
time" This Is said to DO the quick es,
and best remedy known to the medical
eroeesson for rheumatism and back.
ache. Good results come after the firs,
0ose. IL your druggist does not have
TORS compound in stock he will Eet
q for you In . few hours from his
wholesale house. Don't be Influenced
20 take q patent medicine instead Of
ehis. Insist on having the genuine Toris
compound In the original one-ounce, seal.
"a, yellow package. Hundreds Of the
worst cases were cured here by this pre-
Globe Pharmaceutical Laboratories e
Chicago.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
Galsworthy Aphrolsms.

Nothing that's true is synical. and
nothing that is synical Is true.
The word smart" Is the guardian
angel of all fashions, and fashions are
the guardian angels OF vulgarity.--
For Love of Beasts" by John Gals
worthy.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
AFTER THE DOCTOR FAILED.

Even the most stubbOrn caBes OF
malaria yield to Elixir Babek.
"In the summer OF 1895. / contracted
the disease known as Malaria. After .
years frultless treatment by a promin-
ent Washington physician, / was en-
tirely cured by your Elixir Babek.s--
Brasie OHagan. Troop r. 9Th y. 8. Cav.
It Is equally good for bilious disorders.
Elixir Bnbek. SO cents. all druggists. or
Kloczewskl T. Co.. Washington, DC. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
Knew What He Mean. TO SAY.

"Children." asked teacher Of the
history class, what Ia the difference
between a monarchy and republic?"
"A monarchy has a king for ruler"
cried Sammy. IAN republic has-has
Inhabitants"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
She Knows.

you never thank man for giving
you seat in street car" mot any
more" replied Miss Cayenne. Il used
to until noticed thas almost invaria
bly, he was going to get out at the
next corner anyhow"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
Definition,

"a tip is a small sum Of money you
give to somebody because you're
afraid he won't like not being paid for
something you haven't asked him to
do.--The Bailie Glasgow.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
Just Because.

What would you recommend as the
fish diet for sailors?"
Roe, OF course"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
OF Course.

What did your lawyer say when
you stated your purpose to himF
HE said It was feasible"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Childreu
teethinR, softens the gums, reduces iniamma'
ton, aIlays pal cures wind collie. Csc bottle Mr.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

It's easy for man to resist tempta
tion--lf he has something better In
sight.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

Going to have turkey on yow
kirthday~
mo; I'm going to blow myself this
year for an elaborate feed. I'm going
20 give bacon dinner 10 the family
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

It takes genius to save money o
write good poetry.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
The Reason.
why Is consistency considered
such jewell"
Because 1t is rare"

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD VIZ THE SYSTEM
CnlLL TONIC, You know what you are taking
The formula e plainly printed on every bottle.
form, and the most encctual form. kor grown
people and okldren 20 ccuts. Adv
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

II keeps wives as busy providing TO,
the inner man as II does husbands
providing things for the outer woman
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
Real Test.

Gabe-How do you tell q genuine
diamond from fake?
Steye-~ry to hook It,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20
No Sale,

Hubby had arrived homo while
wiley slept and at the breakfast table
there was a cold silence.
"A penny for your thoughts. my
love-" he ventured.
For two cents I'd tell you what
think Of you" she returned. with .
dangerous CLEAN In her eye.
He did not raise his bid.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

ITCH Relieved In so Minutes.
wooifords SANITARY Lotion for all kinds af
contagious Itch. At Druggists. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

She is a smart girl who can trans
form a yawn into a smile.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

DR.. Pisrcs's Pellets, small, sugsr-coatcd
sasy 10 take as candy, regulate and invigorats
stomach, liver and bowels. Do not grippe. Ad,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-02-20

THAT howwid Miss Giggles really
laughed at me lawst evening. doncher-
known
Well. never mind her--she often
laughs at nothing"