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The chronicle=news., 1913-03-03
RELIEVES CAIARRH
IN ONE HOUR

The quickest and easiest way to
open up your mucus clogI.d head
and free the throat from Catarrhal
s.cretions Is to breathe Booths HY-
OMEf
Don't waste time with impossible
methods: HSOMEl has ended the
misery OF Ca'arrh for thousands of
despairing sufferers: 4, will do the
same for yon II you will give 1t n
fair trial.
Jus, breathe 1t: II kli!s Catarrh
germs and banishcs catarrh. a HS-
,OMEi outfit. which includes inhaler
10o
Scparat. bottles. II afterwards
needed. zoe Mt Hausman' Drug Co.
and pharmacists everywhere. Ius;
breath" it-no stomach dosing.
The chronicle=news., 1913-03-03
chris.iaa citiae.ship ceafereace.

One hundred among the ablest
speakers Of the worid-one from each
OF the principal countries OF the
world. and more than one from some
Countries, notably China. Japan.
France, England. Canada aud the
United Statcs-haye been definitely
secured 10 deliver addresses at the
Worlds CAr!s;inu Citizenship Confer.
.nce. Portland. Oregon. June 80 to
July .. 1918. President Elect VII.
sou heads the list IN America. Editor
James Macdonald that In Canada and
Prof. Richard Lodge that In the Brit.
ish Isles: Professors lbuka and Noto-
da from Japan. Nc Poon Chew and
Dr.. Isaac r. lIeadland from China,
Or. Armeuag Haigaz!au from Turkey
and Charlss.Merie dAubigne from
France. Men In public life. minis.
.ters. missionaries. eductoEs. philan-
thropists. sociolosIs,s. moral REFORM
ers-all recognized as eminent states
men-constitu;e the list
Fully ten thousand delegates rep
resenfiIg communities. moral reform
mission boards and
various Christian and patriotic bod
les In this and other countries have
already been appointed TO attend this
world assembly and others are being
appointed at the rate OF from one to
two thousand a month. This world
gathering is not to be n convention
whose action Is to be binding upon
all who attend and participate. but a
conference for the comparison of
views and the mutual exchange OF
practical ideas of leaders of Christian
thought aud action the wide world
over
Simultaneous sectional conferences
are to be held on Peace. immigration.
Prison Reform. Social Purity. Social
ism. Capital and Labor. Mormonism.
Marriage aud Divorce, the Weekly
Rest Day. Public Education. Personal
Evangelism and Social Service. Chris
tion Government. etc. with Govern
ors Osborn OF Michigan, Stubs Of
Kansas. West; of Oregon, Lieutenant
Governor Wallace Of California. Ex.
United States Commissioner OF lmmi-
grafton the Hon. Robert F. Watch
orn. and others of their type in
charge.
II is discussion such as Is planned
for this world assembly at Portland
OF public Issues BY leading men of the
tibes that has hitherto revolutionIzed
the world. Nor can the proposed dis.
cussion by the array OF talent secured
for the approaching Worlds Chris
tian Citizenship Conference well fail
to crente mighty influence for good
or evil upon public sentiment the
world over.
Railway companies generally are
promising unusual concessions In fare
and other accommodations to all at
tending this conference. The general
director is DR.. James s. Martin. 6O3-,
664 Publication Bldg. Pittsburgh.
Pa. who will answer all inqniries
and furnish seif-explauatory lfterat-
ure relating to the conference.
Rev. Randolph Cook of this city is
delegate to the conference. and
hopes to attend He regards it as the
most important gathering for the
year in the United tsates;
The chronicle=news., 1913-03-03
WILSON'S CABINET
NEARLY COMPLETED

tcontlnusd from pass o,s,
The chronicle=news., 1913-03-03

cases OF dsstiiuiion and applications
for help viii bo referred for .nycs,i-
cation TO the secretary. g. W. Case
of the salvation Army. This does
away with the ANNOYANCE TO which
merchants are subjected In being
constantly appealed 10 Tor aid. The
committee that will max. th. can
vass for funds Is ]. Z. Kane. ". IL.
Howell and lsador. Sanders.
The chronicle=news., 1913-03-03

Jean Meylhsu.. i French farm la
borer. cited for compulsory military
service. proved TO he Girl and her
parents wcr. hailed into court to show
why they falsif.cd the registry en-
Try
The chronicle=news., 1913-03-03

That would not add weight to their
words but would materially lessen
the likelihood OF disseminating such
mis-informaiion'
The chronicle=news., 1913-03-03

The grave OF Little Albert. 2:I0.
the Glorious Crippue." Is marked
by a monument
The chronicle=news., 1913-03-03

tContlnu00 from pAee ono)
Louis was brought out today bv con-
gressional cabinet makers as fitting
the description of the new secretary
OF agriculture who has been said To
be man little known outside OF
his own city which is west of the
Mississippi river
William Jackson Waters of the
Kansas Agriculture college was said
TO he still another leading possibil-
ity.
Baltimore. ". u. March. 3.-Pos-
itire information confirming the Sc
lection OF vice chancellor Garrison
for secretary OF war and Franklin
n. Lane Of California for secretary
OF the interior came rom an intimate
rfiend OF the president elect In a
most authorititave manner.
The portfolio of agriculture, Il
is learned from the same source will
probably go TO professor Of agri-
culture ut Missouri state university
This portfolio Is the only one not
vet definitely decided upon.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29

OF negative and an Affirmative, max
ing the joindufe a pretty coup.
This is the tale of the. twisted cigar.
And IL is this tale which is to prove
that Mr.. President is a genius alb ovO,
though he was not known as such I'M
til recently, for often genius slumbers
and needs must meet opportunity be-
fore asserting itself, and in its dor
mant state it is often mistaken for
mere ability of an unusual degree.
But alb oyo President Knudsen has
been q genius, slumbering perhaps for
a. time, yet flashing into apparent be-
ing when the cigars Of Senator Chill
lingworth we're purloined, and passed
about to the several senators. Only
then did the bright star of the head
Of the upper house become known
When Chillingworth's cigars had been
stolen from his desk and passed glee-
fully about the chamber of the senate,
E. Knudsen rose to his highest
Cigars are more or less alike. When
the wrapper-or kimono, or whatever
1t isis removed, their identity wan
fore happened that when Chilling
worth entered the senate, saw cir
Gle Of lighted cigars around him,
though he knew his were gone, Just.
which of the senators were enjoying
his Habanas he could not say: Their
identity was lost What made the
matter worse was thas menacing ru.
NOR which persisted in repeating
itself to the effect that every senator
who kept q box of cigars ins his desk.
should reconcile himself to the fact
that his would be purloined. The
taste of blood had been sweet. More,
mores solacipg Habanas the thief de-
sired to distributed! 1851 flsfla
Now be it known by these presents
that the president loves his cigars,
and life without them is quite bore
some. Be it further known that it Is
absolutely necessary that he has a
box of cigars in his1 desk. ready to.
be pressed into service when the SEN.
ate adjourns and before it convenes
and while it is in recess. So the night
of the day when the threat was made,
Knudsen leaned back; and bethought
himself The band played that night
and it made one discord, and that dis
cord solved him his problem, brought
to light his genius. That discord was
something different, out of place-a
cripple in holiday crowd. 1t solved
the problem.
If Knudsen had not been a genius
he would never have thought of it.
He would either have quit smoking
which would have been the negative,
or he would have left his box of.
cigars elsewhere than in his desk
which would have been the afirmat-
i've But he did neither of these. He
made combination of the negative
and affirmative and the twisted
cigar appeared, spiral-lile. awe in
spring thing, cigar noticeable as
cripple IN holiday crowd. No one
could steal one without being discov-
cred when he moved to smoke it. A
twisted cigar cannot be hidden.
Genius had triumphed and the pur-
loiner of cigars foiled.
Salute! President Knudsen.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29
Snapshooting The Solons
EoREl COLE on cuFFf
Golf or gud? Exclamation mari

Golf or guds Exclamation mark.
Which snail II be-Hilo CO the
links?
MY constitution says that l should
play golf. and my brother senators say
should go TO Hi.o with them today"
which is a statement obtained by oc-
cult means from Senator Judd. is
the statement of my brothers nneon-
stituticnal?"
1t is regrettable that the senators
didn't start for Hilo Friday. so the last
act of the play conld be given. when
1t would be made known whether golf
or gun prevailed. II II had Eeen ten
mis-, or baseball, or even thoughtful
chess, the psychology Of the problem
-woald not be so acute. People have
been known to quit tennis. or baseball
or even thoughtful chess for meals
and such unnecessaries, but with golf
ii is quite different.
You cannot play against bcgey, who
ever he Is, In the other games. You
cannot prospect for gold or fish in the
other games, as is the case with gois
where your ball goes sailing over the
bunker and gracefully into mud
SllCall. III tnC OtnC1 63AAACo I00 N0AA~
rot 60 proving around in the mud
for the white sphere, brusing up in
variegated profanity, which is Joy
forever; and you cannot come home
at the dusk Of evening, wondering II
its absolutely necessary to walk on
your blistered feet. You cannot DO all
this in the other games, therefore they
fall far short and. are weak and ineffi-
cient
Persons don't like golf. They elth-
er hate it or love It. And when they
love it nothing should be let to inter-
fere; there should be q law prohibit
ing anything from interfering. And
even a senator should be under the
protection or that law. and when q
trip to Hilo or any other metropolis
Is planned, 1t should be understood
that his excuse Is tendered-and ac-
cepted.
Golf or gun? There Is no eompari-
SON between the two. Anyone can
gun. but 1t takes a mighty man to
play hide-and-seek with a white sphere
which is guaranteedet to be where you
don't think 1t will be. That Is the
delightful thing about golf. And that
is the trouble about the Hilo trip
everybody knows where Hilo is
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29
BY AUTHORITY.
SEALED TENDERS

s SEALED TENDERS will be received
by the Superintendent of Public Works
up until II noon Of Monday, April It'll,
1913, for FURNISHING MATERIALS,
TOOLS AND EQUIPMENT FOR THE
MAKIKI HOMESTEAD ROAD. HOMO
LULU.
Blank forms for proposals are on
file in the office Of the superintendent
of Public Works.
The Superintendent of Public Works
reserves the right to reject any or,all
tenders.
H. X. BISHOP,
Superintendent of Public Works.
Honolulu, March q, 1913. $685. lot
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29
TALE OF THE TWISTED CIGAR.

Genius is stamped from die which
is both affirmative and negative 1t
is the combination of the two which
makes genius. When yes" and mo"
are grated into one thing-one word
-one act-that is the indisputable
sign of genius. at rises above the
common meaning of the two words,
or acts, and takes unto itself third,
which is a triumph, the child of geni-
US. 1t is the combination of the two,
the melting of one into another, tie
generation Of a third therefrom, which
is the beloved one of genius.
This is prefatory. 1t is a poem be-
fore introducing President Eric
Knudsen, senator by coincidence
and genius by birth. Until lately
We haven't hailed geniuses until they
were dead, but now it seems to be
quite the form proper to salute the
genius who lives.
Salute! President Knudsen.
1t is declared, with right hand up,
that Mr.. President is genius, moth
ing short of it.. For he has just done
q wholly clever thing, the combining
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29
ACT IS
AN ACT

To AMEND SUBSECTION OF SECTION l OF AcT Sc OF
SESSION LAWS 1909, RELATING TO THE TAXING
PRorERrY BY RAILROAD COMPANIES UNDER PowER
EMINENT DOMAIN.
Bet Enacted By The Legislature of The Territory Of Harai<
SEcToS l. Subsection of Section of Act Sc of the Ses
sion Laws of 1900 is hereby amended 10 read follows:
~ at the time and place fixed in said last named notice.
W railroad company may apply any justice ofhe Supreme
0nr of the Territory of Hawaii to nominate three TO
determine the compensation be paid TO the
others interested therein for the property be TAKEN and
each parcel thereof.
Upon such application, the justice shall appoint three isin
teested persons for the purpose in said application forth
Such persons shall be entitled Five Dollars for each
days actual and necessary attendance and their NECESSARY
penses
Upon the filing ofany. such application the applicant shall
deposit with the clerk of such of not less Than One
Hundred Dollars the and expenses the proceed
ing of which the justice shall be authorized pay the APP
praiser for their services and reimburse them their expenses
Any moneys remaining the hands of the clerk after deduct
ing the and the paid for such services and
peses shall be returned by the clerk to the applicant.
sEcrros This Act shall take effect the date Of its
approval
Approved this 9th day Of March, A. D. 1913
WALTER F. FREAR.
Governor of the Territory Of Hawaii.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29
ACT So
AN ACT

To AMEND SuBsEcTKx NUMBER OF SEcTIoN 81 THE
REVISED LAWS, RELATING TO THE Board OF AaRrcuL
TuRE AND FoREsrRY
Be ii Enacted By the Legislature of the Territory of Haai:
SEcros i Subsection Number Section 81 Of the Re
vd Laws of Hawaii hereby amended to read follows
d. Rules and Regulations To make rules and regulations
and to amend the from time its discretion sub
ect to the approval the governor and concerning tho
introduction transportation and propagation Of trees shrubs
and plants and the preservation protection extension and
zatonof forests and forest both natural and art
fetal for the quarantine inspection fugation disinection
exclusion destruction either upon introduction this Ter
roF or at any time or place within the Territory of any SOIL
nursery stock tree sugar cane shrub plant flower ne cut
ring graft scion bud seed root fruit pit frnt vegetable
leaf nut or other vegetable growth and
box BARREL package packing material containers which
said articles or any them have been transported or contained
which is or may be infected with liable assist in the trans
mission dissemination of any insect blight scale disease
injurious liable become injurious plants other
vegetation of value Included therein may be rules and
atons governing the shipping between the different localities
the island of any all of the stock trees and
other articles in the subsection above enumerated;
And also to prohibit the importation into the Territory from
any foreign countries other parts of the United States
or the shipment from one island within the Territory another
island therein or the transportation from part locality
of any another part locality of the same island OF
any specific article class of articles above enumerated which
are liable introduce Disseminate assist in the ntroduc
ton or dissemination of any insect blight scale disease IN
urious or liable to become injurious plants or other
vegetation of value All rules and regulations made afore
ad when approved by the and Published shall have
the force and effect of law.
sEcrIoS 3 This Act shall take effect upon its approval
Approved this 9th day of March, A. D 1913
WALTER F. FREAR,
Governor of the Territory of Hawaii
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29

Laughing Jaekasses
Bronze Wing Pigeons, ETC., Etc.
Achance Of q lifetime to see the
largest and rarest collection Of talk
ing parrots ever imported to Homo.
lulu.
Lovers of birds should visit these
rare and unique specimens at the store
in Pauahi street, next Bijou theatre,
near Nuuanu avenue, where the pro-
prietor, Mr.. Ellis S. Joseph, will ex-
plain the quality of the birds and also
quotes prices so reasonable that should
make everyone have one of these Won
derfiil takers.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29
PASSING OF THE MASCOT

Alack the day.-someone's a thief
Someon has stolen helpless, speech
less, pipless animal. The senators
know not who committed the theft,
who stole their complacent mascot.
But it has gone. and oniy its verbal
tale remains behind to weep over, or
at, or in.
1t was a sad sday when the SEN
ators discovered their loss, and looked
around sheepishly for their sheep.
The day could not be expected to be
other than a sad, for even now the
sheep may be bleating from rit. or
swimming lazily around In some
chicken stew.
SO many things had been planned
for the sheep that his or she's absence
is doubly mourned. Notable OF all
things the sheep was to play the role
OF mascot on the Hilo trip, and it was
TO be called Mary, or Tom. II need be.
and a little bell was to hang around
its neck, fastened by ribbon of
blue
All this, naturally, was secret 1t
was the secret of few senators, and
was to be disclosed at the psychologist
al moment, which is to say when the
senators boarded the ship for Hilo.'
1t was to be the mascot of the SEN
ators and the embarrassment Of the
representatives. who have no mascot.
Headed by this animal of fable the
senators planned to parade in triumph
past the unmascotted representatives,
point to the fleecy Wilderness OF their
sheep, and smile
But, beginning all over again 4
alack the dayl The sheep is gone, In
pit or step 1t rests. with nothing to
mark its theft except suspicion. How
tt got out Of Writes backyard Cor was
1t Coke's?), how it climbed the fence,
may never be revealed. Enough that
It is gone, and that the needle In the
compass Of suspicion points across
the haa where the representatives as
semble.
Did they steal the mascot? Did
they, casting aside their Prince Albert
dignity, Skinny over the fence, toss
bleating Mary over their shoulder.
and disappear under cover of night?
Or did little Mary simply get the
vanderbilt. which even birds get In
spring, and venture forth to see the
world. the round big tear" which
her tabled foreparents often sought
to see?
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29
SENATOR'S NEvgR rLIaT. MAYsE.

Il - 3 T
The woman who said that all men
were born fsirts was called cynical,
the, writer believes. And the man
who defended his kind by saying that
she was wrong was hypocritical, it
would seem, or at ieast misinformed,
and did great injustice to the
sterner sex.
Flirting, whether in the senate
chamber or in q hotel lobby is one of
the seven arts, and to tell senator
that he doesn't flirt should be counted
by him IS nothing short Of an insult.
Such an accusation Is tantamount to
saying that he is unappreciative of an
Adam-born art.
Always flirting has been one of the
high Accomplishments, and even in
these days. when women vote and
men weep, there is nothing so reassur-
ling Of the ultimate triumph of man
as in his Unborn capacity to flirt.
Yet even senators fail to appreciate
this. That is to say they do not adj
, NIT that flirting is means to a.
great end. Ask any of them If they
| flirt- ask them! Il certainly do not"
viii come the answer, as If 1t had
been rehearsed ever since 1894, or.
whenever it was they were married.
Il certainly do not just ask my
wife,
But don't misunderstood them. Do
they firt? Listen again.
Curtain rings up. The senators are
seated at their desk, and President
Knudsen Is busy pouring gover dry
papers. Business: Senator Chilling
worth passes Senator Writ a flora de
porcha cigar-io be smoked on the
porch. Senator Rice leans back and
smiles over parliamentary trick he
has Just figured out, and Senator
Makekau engages in pow-wow with
Senator Baker.
Enter, left upper, a young woman,
dressed neatly in black. and even
money that she's a New York widow.
She is pretty, alone and apparently
lonely, maybe. The senators have
not seen her. She crosses to center
of stage. and pauses; picture A clerk
In the Committee room sees her, and
In the excitement of the moment he
yells to his brothers in pay:
Pipe! ALI you unmarried ginks-
pipe! Just pipe the black bird!"
Flirting? Didn't the senators say
they never fiirted? Believe it, there
wasn't married senator present.
Fourteen turned to see. fourteen pairs
of eyes fastened on the escaping
beauty from New York.!
Pipe! All you unmarried ginks-
pipei"
And they did. Didn't they? Ask
them. The writer's not squealer.
But don't-or, don't tell him the
senator's never flirt
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-03-29

Object FROM AUSTRALIA
500 Gullah Parrots corellas !,
100 cockatoos HoseiIas
500 Love Birds ouarrieus
King Parrots Black swans
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-01-14
AGE suB|Q||U||Es I l ]
 :. :
 FORMER i BANDIT Victim of Premature Age, He Re- turned to Honest Labor and
 Seeks Full Pardon.

Salem, Ore, Jan. li.--Palsied with age, prematurely creeping upon him his eyebrows drawn tight over hollow that once held his right eye, one arm gone, and a picture of dejection and despair, Christopher Evans, partner of the Sontag brothers in half dozen California train hold-ups, today awaits the decision of Governor West to- his plea that he use his influence with Governor Johnson of California, to secure a full pardon for the aged man. Evans was paroled about year ago, and since that time has worked in a Portland lumber yard.
 The thoroughly broken man presented pathetic picture while waiting on the governor. He show ed Governor West a letter of de- pertinent from the lumber con. cern, which stated his workman ship and conduct had been excel lent. It is probable West will get in touch with Johnson at once.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-01-14
RAILROAD FOR
 ,;J ! !. t.sH'i h . PORTLAND CITY
Right-of-way Askcd for Road From Portland City to Canadian
 Boundary fl Miles inland.

Juneau, Jan. 1i.--An applica- tion has been filed with the To- cal land office for railroad from Portland City up the Salmon river a distance of eleven miles to the international boundary line.
 The officers of the concern are J. C. Veitch, president; A. X. Mil Ter, vice-president; C. R. Jack son, secretary. The president is also treasurer. The offices of the company are in Tacoma.
 The proposed road will tap the rich mineral section on the Brit ish Columbia side of the interna- tional line. This Salmon river mineral section is all tributary to Portland City and all of the ores must come that way.
 The proposed road would be the means of outlet for very rich section of Canadian territory, ac- cording to parties who have vis- tied that section of country.
 .
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-01-14
WILL FIGHT THE
 GRA|NBAG TRUST
Washington Farmers to Fight the Sack Trust by Uusing Cot
 ton Wheat Sacks.

Spokane, Jan. 1l.--After a years debate involving a ques- tion of vital importance to wheat growers throughout the Spokane country, the Washington-Idaho State Farmers union determined to use cotton sacks, boycOtting what they declare is ''grain bag trust"
 The executive board, headed by President l.. c. Crow, of Pullman, Wash, took up the question of handling the grain in bulk or us ing cotton sacks and decided on the latter. Mr. Crow and P. w. Cox will visit the headquarters of the farmers union in the search to secure sacks. In company with National President c. s. Barrett they will visit southern mills to purchase lO,OOO,OOO cotton bags. While there they will investigate the possibility of opening up a market for Washington and Idaho grain in the South.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-01-14
TANANA KICKS
 POOR SERVICE
Asks Department That Mail ba Routed by Way of Valdez So
 Can Get Their Mail.

Fort Gibbon, Jan. li.--The cit izenS of Tanana and Fort Gibbon have sent a request to the Postal Department in Washington that the outside mail be routed by way of Valdez. The message was for warded by Mayor Adams.
 The people here are very in dignant at not receiving their mail and being unable to communicate with the outside on account of the mail being held up on the Copper River railroad for weeks, when we understand that travel is continuous on the Valdez trail.