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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
Little Boobies Pa
By wniiam r. Kirk.

. toald pa last mite that our tcctcnor
scd we shud practice ritcing letters
She sed that p,cpul was forgetting
how Go rte good letters g. she asked
czech of us Kids Goo rite "a lcttcr 10 a
aunt or upkol q bring % to skooI
with us The ucXt day.
] haven't got any aunts 30 rite TO a.
thc only unkel / have got ls PAS
brother g.. ho isont a bin like pu. hc De-
81 mcon Ola Cuas. he nccvcr goiV us 20
cent for Christmas or "a present coycn.
l,ltc Go uhkel oscar, said pa, rite
him O. nice letter.
doant want 10 rite him "a nice lot
ter ionld pa, beokaus / donut Ike
him ocyan 81 he ls yuro brother. lIe
has got lots OF money n ho O." the
time wares that old black suite that ,s
Citing an green a shiny Why shud
rite Co. him?
why indeed, Bobbic. sold ma. If
you doant want 90 rite him a nice LETT
tor there ls mo- uso of ritclng him at
am Doant cyvcr pretend that you
iuy man n you doaut Inv him. ma
said.
Maybe If ho wud rite Cnkol oscar
"a nice lcttcr u mite maik tho old
Crouch fccl "a little kinder. said pa. I
win rite the letter for Bohbie a. he
can sine his nalm a. I bet oscar VIII
warm up a cum around 60 see Bob
/ hic.
! doaut think anything in the wurld
wud oNNer maik that Old misor warm
np. sod ma, and ann not Ia favor Of
! u0hhip SINGING his naim 90 any hlv-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18


soneriiy have begun ,o uso nil $50
mnterlai ~ iha Kind lhcy can sot.
IRE cam thal sots cut from me Unite
ga States fitted aith lfult on meat,
81 coup, or Germ. 81 anything else. is
illely 10 BE- on the hish ecua coming
back AZ this season 81 ,he year b. the
form 81 mechanical Toy for tho
Christmas holidays.
But in this respect ns IN many oth-
trs. the Unlted states il too bury
win hig things u boihor with the
ulile ones There q 80 much raw
material constantly On hnud that 3,
weRid hardly pay to eugaee IN the
transformation Of ,ln that has once
becn used. vet few things arc more
certain than that the United states
win Some day be- as careful In the
matter o. collecting ana utilizing So
called waste as any 81 tho other ma
ii0ns Already N fact. IL has turned
FROM its careless and extravagant
why's in many respects. and ludging
from rpports IL cities 81 which sarb-
axe Is properly cared for. the tin
can q not always thrown away even
now
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

affairs Is revealed in school excr-
else which the Sew York Times plays
up against tho effort OF the Sinmcse
publisher 10 WIS written from die
tatiuu hy bog who has just been
promoted from tho eighth grade to-
the high school. ana this Is how it
stunblcs along;
"Whcu boy stoke a piece we all-
way have speaklgg ON Friday morn
ing about "a traitor. McntlCt AronaL
ana the scccnce Ht his dcalth shed,
an the bay aplor Niscol;y no the bad
tuck of the traitor. but our surprise
M by carrying that the story WIS an
untrue. and that % had been made
up NEARLY because the American
would Hike L be ALSO declared that
many traitor was preaston in the as-
scnphy. Who were thy?'
n is said hat the writer b. native
born and 81 English speaking par
cntH. but 10 is clear that hls training
has fitted him for OUNCES cap As
compared with the productions of tho
oricntals there De- hopeless stupidity
in what he wrote. ile b. not troubled
with the spelling merely. Though he
ls trying to repeat % story that should
De- perfectly familiar Co him, hc is
as feeble in ideas as block of wood.
And yet he 81 passcd ON 90 stow DOB
his ingorancc until Dee shall Doe passed
out t0 the world as "a blockhctd. the
finished product of The school sys-
tenn
The laugh appears 10 be ON tho
Americans. 0r perhaps tears are mur'
appropriate. tcus ur cluh.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

'hB ""I"7 TOT '"h'' '7''f. l'ut ph
SEED he was going FOO write the letter
anyway. so ma a. mo Ioft the room SEQ
oil, ANA d. .i.,. a. ..,,,. .,...,,,,..
""'' '' '.''' ""' IT," '"''
Dear 'nkcl oscar This is letter
from yurc irtel ucl.u Robbie { dare,
say sou VIII Dec surpI ga Go near from
W'. 'nl iht l'mlH.huu 10 rite was IT,
i'sls-iHnel h"'' Neh thinking o.
good d''I "l '"h "I late ~ "iiru
picture you hs E"u alone ~ child
Tess a % is then ih"i wish from 'hc
bottom al NV mart chat oud Doc with
you &" rhc'r you "'"'F lli's pathway.
Tho rlnh''' "n }uI' deer OLD bro" au
show mat YOU are .n the afternoon
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
state Of Ohio, Guy of Toledo,

state Of Ohio. city OF Toledo,
Lucas CoUnty--ss.
Frank j Cheney makes oath that
he o. senior partner of the firm Of
r. j. Cheney a Co, doing business in
the city of Toledo. County and state
aforesaid. and that said firm viii pny
tho sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS FOR each and every case of Ca
tarrh that cannot be cured hy the uso
OF HALLS CATARRH CURE
FRANK j. CHENEY.
sworn To before me and subscribed
in my presence. this eth day OF be-
combor, a. y. 1855.
(ScaD A. W. GLEASON,
Notary PuhllC.
Halls COtnrrh cure is taken inter-
nally and nets directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system.
Send for testimonials. free.
r. j. CHENEY a CO. Toledo. O.
Sold by an Druggists. T5c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
s. 1 will an Of YOU.

q / will an OF you.
ia ma tried 10 smooth unkol ov-
or. but ! didcnt You ere oid miscr
] toaid him. Don't call the littcl
wart you old hunk OF dried beef.
wuddent rite you nice letter In "a
.milyun years my father tonld inc Go
rite that letter. Keep yurc littol bank
ron. | toald him / arm richer than
YOU, heckers ! have my pa ana ma
10 luv me. ! was pritty mad but ar
ter Unkol oscar had went felt kind
OF sorry for him. anyhow.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18


we wero under ne Impression that
this great and eiefious Southwest
vas pisniy tlg CROUCH for everybody
ana that ccr'alniy there Is onousa
spses and enough resources to per.
mia any town % grow Is fast a. Is
wants 80 without scinr 10 the trod
BE % puiling aepn any other town
about the ears Of ils astonishod tn
habisans
The Phoenix Ropubiisen, referring
70 recent editorial n This paper re-
Rafting tho effect 81 loyal and per-
siaaens toun- pushing In making Al
ba4uaS4ge sns leading city cf the
Southwest, siages with some peove
thns Phoenlx IL srowins more rapid
y than Albuquerque because Il has
more than ao0.o0e acres Of fertile
hand around Il. because Of It's lncreaa-
ing inpOrtnnce AZ mining center
and its railroad prospects. II this IL
aii that IL worrying the Republican.
We shiaht state in passing tina Aibu-
queraae has soma $50 square miles OF
even mere fertile valley hand than has
Phoenix that i has railroad plant
calculated 70 make Phoenix hook like
d whistles post. with the expenditure
commented ot an ndditional two mill
lion dollars which viii give Albuquer-
cue tho biggest railroad plant west
o. Topeka. and that It hos a lumber
ms industry producing enough stuff
60 build roof over the city Of Phoe-
nix twice a week. not to mention
sumo other things
BUT here. here. we are not going
e allow ourselves 10 drop into tho
tnotics of the Phoenix paper; W. are
glad Phoenix is prosperins and hope
she wiz continue 10 grow and ex-
liand; and We believe she viii In,
this connection we shall refrain from
saying anything about climate
which registers summer tempera-
turc % IS degrees in the moonlight
AZ 1850 a. o., nor make any invid-
ious comparisons with the AIbuquer-
cue climate, cool IN summer and mild
IN winter the climate conceded by ex-
perts 10 be the most equapie and de-
ilshtful Ia the round world and which
after all is resource which might
make any city feel chcssy.
The Republican says that we have
released the feline from the hurlap
receptacle when We iet Il out that the
spirit Of Albuquerque people has
built fiouFishins city and created
resources where the ere Of the early
pioneer saw little excuse FOR future
tnetropolis. The cat is indeed out OF
the bag, Gays our contemporary.
Bless you. that eat Was never IN the
bas--lt Is a cat that Albuquerque IL
proud o. and the blue ribbon cat o.
the t--Albuquerque's loyal.
persistent. tireless push and enter
prise that have built up the Biggest
Little City IN the nation where thirty
years ago there was little bat sand
dunes and ozone. And honestly, we
don't gfudge Phoenix one ioia of her
development. Certainly. IN view Of
that ss degrees she il entitled % the
greater glory for her overcoming OF
the natural climatic handioap which
would discourage less progressive
and ambitious people.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

Between terms OF court Dcmosthcnca
picked up q ilt,lc loose change by
cult and actlng ~ guardian "a Item
for people OF fooDlo intellect Ills
death WIS very sudden, being the re-
suit OF low spirits ana hair pint %
wood alcohol which his relatives
claimed was inhaled by mistake.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
NNN~%%NNNNrNNANNNS
SIDEW AK SKETCHES
~ Howard l.. Ram.
,N]%4~~HN~A%&~4A%%S
Donustlicncs.

- aAtffFifHN.ffN
brWusthpuos WAS irDuiuu citizen
with great powers uf endurance and
record for plain ana fancy uuiury
tn1t has never boon lowered ON amy
track. o. Dr. said off Dcmoathru,s that
hc could start nat-footod with 20 cold
wing ana urato until tho Iauit0r went
homo without hoarsng up His
father WAS afflicted with SHUTTER
which made it impossible for him 90
answer tho telephone without having
10 pay FOR overtime. ana Dcmosthcncs
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

For dyspepsia, cur national ail-
mont use Hurdock blood BittcrH.
Recommended Tor strengthening di-
scslion. purifying the blond. AZ ull
drug stores. $500 "a bottle
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

There are optImists and optImists.
But the one who IS deserving OF spec
cial mention d tho one who figures
that mo- smoking Jackets viii be- dis
played in the Christmas windows.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

DO YOU suffer from rheumatic or
any other palnY Try Navajo oil SOC
how quick it will relieve you. 25c ana
sec at Huppo's.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

Mr.. Bryan ~ undergoing rather
severe strain az this time ana Is bus-
Ser with the Mexico problem than "a
swiss bollrinsor but We anticipate
that ne viii bear up braycly under
the Tammany defeat
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
present time

TTV"|TT TTITUl
o.
A MEXICAN newspaper thinks the
Yankees hre not crazy enough 10 start
a war Yet they might be Just snili-
clrntly loony 20 gct mad u the Mex.
try 20 start one.
~
MIR WILSON, anent Mexico. says
that tho mills of the gods grind
slowly, but they grind exceedingly
mnuil In fact most Of the grist comes
out SO fine that YOU can't see Il.
q
WE Do NOT specially give az
fham) how soon the rebels take
Tuxpam.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

For taxi or overland auto service,
phone bae. Bamlrouk Dr0a
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

Try a HERALD want Ad
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

A household remedy In America
for 25 yearsD Dr. Thomas Eclectic
.Oil For cuts, spralns, burns. Hcalds.
bruises goo and soc. "a ull dug
stores
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

X-ray apparatus has been inyontod
for killing the Tiny parasites thai eat
small holes in leaf tobacco.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

There are eighty plants in tho Unit
Ga kingdom for tho conversion OF
municipalities garbage into electric
power
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

For quick service call BamDrooK
Bros. Auto Line. Phone see.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18

"Your boys are bright little kids,
Mrs. civilians. Which Of their par
cnts do they take aiter2"
That's q nice looking. we'll hitting
coat Of yours. snoodlc, and Il must
be a lot Of comfort 10 know that the
moths win never touch a."
"Oid chap, ! like the looks Of your
new auto. How much OF first pay
ment does a man have to mako on a
machine Ike that ."
"Smokc ~ Won please. Mr. DIRK
ms; your cigars cams possibly be any
worse than my husbands pipe"
you mustn't mind my yawning.
Mr.. Lingorlong; / yawn distresslngly
even when I'm havlng a good time.
Chicago Tribune.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-18
More or loss Customary.


More or less Customary.
CFrom the Newton. ia, Nows)
The groom wore tho usual convcn-
tional black.
o
The Pinnacle of Patience.
(From tho Daily Nows.)
Detectives are waiting in the hope
that he will regain consciousness iong
enough to make a posimortom state
ment.
.
The Dcllrious Flctionist.
(From the Outlook.D
Ills strnining hands toro the words
from the depths OF his soul and threw
the secret in the cobblors eyes
O.
search u.
Oh where, or whore has my little
muse gone,
on where. on whore can u be?
with It's tail cut short and It's gum
shoes on.
II has skunk away like a thief AT
night, leaving me IN the lurch,
with a column To- help mn and
nary an idea Go all Tx
rhnUwa
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29

Mrs. Charles Howry gave a large card
party yesterday afternoon in honor OF
Mrs. Henry Dimock. followed by an in
formal tea, to which additional guests
were asked.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29

Mrs. A. z. Bates win entertain At q
dinner at the Chevy Chase Club Satur-
day evening in honor of her house guest
Miss Swope, OF North Carolina.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29

May Irwin declares she Is superstitious
about politics. but has not yet allied
herself with the women who seek a voice
in the affairs OF the nation Her super
stition arises from the fact that her first
starring engagement in Washington took
place at the New National Theater Just
at the expiration OF Grover Cleveland's
last term. and her play was called THE
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29
Favors Tax on Opium.

Chairman Francis Burton Harrison. OF
the special subcommittee of the Ways and
Means Committee, having in charge the
opium bill, held a session Of his commit
tee late yesterday. at which 1t was de-
cided to report favorably and without
change to the full committee the Harrf-
son bill to impose a tax upon the pro-
duction. manufacture. SALE and distribu-
ton of opium, morphine. coca leaves,
cocaine, and their salts and derivatives
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29
Flood Situation Serious.

Capt. William Elliott, of the Quarter
master Corps. who has been detailed TO
assist refugees in the flooded regions of
the Ohio Valley, yesterday reported tina.
he found a serious situation at Calhoun.
Ky. He bought there ten days rations
for 1,5oo persons and ten days forage for
800 head OF stock. He has proceeded to
KY. where, It is reported, 800
persons are in distress from the flood.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29

A meeting under the auspices of the
Woman's Suffrage League will be held
at o'clock on Thursday evening at 310s
Street. DR.. Winbigler. Of this city,
and Miss Burns, Of New York, viii be
the speakers.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29

Miss Mildred Bone, daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs Scott c. Bone, formerly of this
city, but now residing IN Seattle, Wash.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29

Mrs. Eugene W. Watson and Mis-
Katherine Watson will be at home o.
Saturday afternoons, February 1 and {
at their residence, 1407 Twenty-firs
Street
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29

Resolved, That the Government
Should Pension Its Civil Employees
was debated at the Washington College
of Law Monday night. The affirmative
was upheld by Miss Mccall, Messrs.
Gearhart and Burlow. The negative,
which was upheld by Misses Halpenny
and Sheedy and DIR. Wooster, was de-
clared winner. The next debate will
be held February 10 In the class rooms
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29
Commended for HI. Bravery.

The Navy Department has commended
John z. Ames. chief boatswain's mate,
q. s. N, at the New York Navy Yard.
for his Bravery in rescuing a child from
drowning In North River. New York, on
January Is.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29
BAND CONCERT TO-DAY.

By United Stats soldIe-s' Home Band.
Orchert-a, John S, NJ ZimrnGmann. direc-
tor. In Stanley Hall. at $50 p. N Pro-
gTamme:
March. ''NApoIeon's Last ChAry-.--...Panl
OrrTtnre. Summer Nights Dream ..Suppe
Entr acte-
ta) "Melodie. o. ...--.--.-....-.-fnmi
Cb) .'Menretto an Antico opI %. No.
s. ....-................---.-.-.- -harsonn
Grand fxntast., "Carmen"- ..Bi1et
Rag Oddly, ''Rssthns Chime tr-ruess)
NoIlifcu
Excerpts from The Boys and Betty HEN
Waltz suite, Squire d'Arril" ........Depret.
Finale, "Osd Cornrades''
The Star spanSied Banner"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29

Mrs. Fisher. wife OF the Secretary OF
the 1nteriot. will not receive to-day nor
again this season, owing to the death of
the Secretary's father.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-01-29

Maj. Gen. and Mrs. Arthur Murray. who
have been visiting their son-in-law and
daughter. Mr.. and Mrs. Ord Preston. left
yesterday for San Francisco.
Cal
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-14
EDUCATIONAL NOTES.

The Montesor method is to be
tried by the normal schools of On
tario, Canada, following investigation
of Montessori schools in the United
States.
Lima, Peru will be the meeting
place of two important gatherings
this summer-the sixth Pan-Ameri-
can Congress and the fifth Latin
American Medical Congress.
Three faculty representatives Of the
University Of La Plata, Argentina,
have been investigating methods in
the United States. They are concerned
chiefly with history biology and the
rural school problem.
A first-year school course in voca-
tional guidance is offered in the high
school at Highland Park, I'll. The
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-14
CLEANING RIBBONS.
How to Make Them Look Fresh and
Smooth,

How to Make Them Look Fresh and
Smooth.
1t is n pity to wash and iron ribbons
If you can help doing so, as this takes
the freshness off them 80 much.
OF course If they are very dirty you
must wash them. Put a good tea
spoonful of salt into the water to set
the color. Wash them in this hot salt
and water with a thick lather Of soap.
Rinse them In cold salt and water
Then lay them between two clean
pieces of muslin and press them Mt
once with n hot iron. They will come
up rather stir, but not nearly as shiny
and spoiled as If you did them in any
other way.
If they are only little sOlled you
can clean them with benzlne and make
them as good as new, BE very care
ful never to use It where there Is n
light or fire, as benzine Is very innam.
mable.
Pour the benzlne into basin, put
in the ribbons and squeeze and thump
them with your hands TIL all the dirt
comes away. Have ready n large
empty bottle and wind each piece OF
ribbon smoothly and tightly around
this. The piece will dry in very few
minutes and come away looking just
as good as new.
Pour the bcn2lne back into the bot.
tie and save It for use another time.
The dirt will sink to the bottom, leav-
ing the liquid quite clear.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-14
PATR|C|O HAS A BOIL
OREGON'S DARK HOUR
The House VIII BE No Fit Place for
n Minister'S Son the Balance
of the Session.

What with all-day sessions and all
night sessions in an effort to pass at
least a hundred of the thousand bills
now before the house, and the mem
bers getting tired out and crabby,
now comes the climax in legislative
woes. Speaker Macarthur has a boil
on the back Of his neck 1t is indeed
Oregons darkest hour, and strong men
must come to the fore.
Just as though there was not enough
legislative turmoil, that boil must
come at this time of all times. Pat
has been fierce enough to get along
with the past week, and as that boil
grows larger and larger, and-well,
the house had better just put its trust
in providence, and weather the gale
as best 1t can.
Speaker Pat has an unwonted crav-
ing for preserving order in the house,
and in so doing he raps his gavel with
all his might every 10 or Is minutes,
and several other times between times
Already he has busted three during
this session.
But when that boil has reached
somewhere near maturity, along with
Pats temper, and Pat jars it by a
heavy gavel rap, then, oh, fellow cit
izens of Oregon, the house will be no
place for a minister's son.
In his sore affliction The Capital
Journal extends to Speaker Macarthur
its deepest sympathy and hopes that
more boils are coming and that one
will be located on his lips.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-02-14
PASS THE AGRICULTURAL
EXTENSION BILL

What is declared by those favoring
the measure to be the biggest single
piece Of legislation that has ever come
before an Oregon legislature received
favorable action yesterday in the SEN
ate, when the Smith-Thompson bill,
providing for agricultural extension
work passed that body with only three
dissenting votes. The two senator's
who introduced the bill declare that It
will pass the house without difficulty.
The Multnomah delegation favored
the bill to man, while the eastern
Oregon delegation was strong for it,
Some particular provisions of the bill
were attacked but the debate seemed
to show that the virtues of the meas
ure overshadowed these slightly OBJ
jectionable features,
In an impassloned speech Senator
Stewart pleaded for a cessation Of eff
forts to bring greater population to
eastern Oregon unless a better means
Of taking care of them can be had.
McColloch, of Baker, declared that ex-
tension work must be established If
the country east Of the Cascades is to
come to what is expected of 1t in an
agricultural way. Senator Thompson
said that the extension work was the
missing link between the farmers and
Oregon Agricultural College.