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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Pa is feeling rather clipper; every dag
he wears a smile,
Though he has no public office and keeps
working all the while;
They have not increased his wages, AND
they never will, / guess.
But his look is always cheerful and he'i
full OF hopefulness.
His overcoat is seedy and his pants baa
at the knees;
We are not among the people who car
travel over seas;
The price OF Iiving's higher than It ought
to be, tits true,
But pas clinging to his courage and hs
takes a hopeful view.
The folks next door have lately had t.
cut expenses down;
II seems they've been unlucky-it'B tht
talk all over town;
They have sold their new electric-ms
pretends 1t was too bad
30 1t seems pa needn't buy one. and !
makes him mighty glad.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
The Point of NIsM,.

People talk about thirteen being
an unlucky number" she said, but
can't say that l have found it so. A
year ago New Years day / sat down
to dinner where there were thirteen
at the table"
"And didn't anything happen?" her
friend asked in amaZement.
"Oh, yes. considerable happened.
The hostess and two OF the guests
have died since then"
We'll, for goodness sake, how can
you say, after all this, that you don't
consider sitting at table where there
are thirteen unlucky?"
Possibly it was unlucky for some
Of them." she said. seeming to reflect,
but it was my turn to entertain this
year, and you see there were only
ten to be provided for"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Not Merely q Matter Of choice.

mo, sir, you can't convince me that
he is real poet. His attempt to look
like the traditional bard is too obvious.
If he were not Incorporating he would
not feel called upon to let his hair
hang down over his shoulders and
wear soft shirt thrown open at the
front. He would let his work instead
of his makeup speak for him.
But you must remember. my dear
fellow. that his long hair and open
shirt obviate the necessity of wearing
clean collars
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
A Gladstone story.

Gladstone, when boy, was visiting
In the country and the farmer was
showing him around. Coming to field
that contained large bull, the farmer
said: There's fine, strong bull there,
Master William, and it's only two
years old"
How do you tell its age" queried
the boy.
why, by it's horns" said the farmer.
by its horns?" Young Gladstone
looked thoughtfully a moment, then
his face cleared. "Ah, l see. Two
horns-two years" boston Tran
script.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Great Importance of
Knowing How to Swim
BY Frederick Ringer. Cincinnati. Ohio

the in the doomed persons inability to swim.
Among the hernding reports Of the awful calamity which has
visited nhbong states the following significant sentence
than ose who able places Of safety others
to the world" sad lesson borne home
with terrible force in that sentence
Taking granted the facts that the torrents of the flooded districts
would battle the most expert swimmers it only reasonable to
that had they been able swim place Of safety unfortunate
victims mi ht not have persisted
1t unjust that smaller percentage of the Popu
country able of itself in the water than is
the in Europe.
European countries the schools
make swimming compulsory while public schools conspicuous
by their lack of real swimming facilities
To sure have bathing beaches and swimming pools
large cities instruction receive the
healthfu Of swimming such places is limited.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Salary Allowed for
1oVernesS Is small
BY GRACE NERsEN

family family every way
The person holding must be au we'll conscientious
regretted many families who consider goyerness
their social position and should in return for her
service offer the goyerness salary of Sc a weekl
In order feel that she "fts in and the time meet with the
critical approval of her charges demanded that she dress quite
we'll have the feeling that young then inclined to acquire
liking for material thngsth luxury of beautiful surroundings which
their detrimen rather than to their good This
she placed with family of recent wealth.
The seeking refined young gverness her chill
should carefully consider admitting the stranger within her
hand should forecast its influence applicant
be more generous than-sx dollars a weeki
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
An Opinion on Hosiery.

A plump little woman stood beside
counter in a big store where bar
gains in ladies' hose" were on sale.
She selected pair and held it toward
the small boy who was assisting the.
salesladies, saying:
'I'll take six pairs like this"
The boy glanced from the hose to.
the lady and coolly drawled:
Il wouldn't If I were you; cheap
hosiery is never elastic at the top
Norman 3. Maek's National Monthly.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
short BerrIee.

I can't understand how some
things get their Names declared the
grumpy boarder.
For instance?"
Take this strawberry shortcake. Il
they had called it shortherry straw.
cake could have seen the point.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Inadequacy Of English
Language Is Shown
By John Bulow. San francisco

posed mer" brought light rather aughabe
of the nadequacies of the English language
That there is need of title applicable to all grown females of the
human species regardless of whether they be married single quite
confscae the "Mr Mrs" would be an
these titles held by their by virtue
possession being hard dispense with they would not be surrendered
without a serious struggle
necessary title prefix already USE would
adopt the pquan French madame which being
by mnes and hairressers irrespective of
al state?
likely the practitioners who ayang
of would have serious objection its adoption for
the elevator breaks down the opm laughs my
eleventh of the
what the pessmist does in the circumstances
Finger bowls Of the when
fingers and there forks But the
strongminded to refuse when offered
For ans frying pan the fire" commend
the the Illinois prisoners who escaped from prison
D death outside
Men given medals for herOim and devotion duty
content herself with plain gold ring for tS third finger Of
afNs !
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Afraid of Fire

Have you had your house insured
against fire. madam" began the In
surance agent.
mo, sir" replied the lady of the
house.
Are you not afraid of fires?"
Il am not, but my husband is very
much In awe Of them"
That so?"
Eyes; during the ten years of our
married life he has never once kindled
a fire."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

From time to time dis
patches from many reliable
sources of information
bring from various parts OF
the country news of acci-
dental losses of life by
drowning, and in most
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Maxine cueas.

Under what circumstances did n
famous general order a little more
grape?" asked the professor in his
tory.
That was before the canteen had
been abolished" ventured the student
at the foot of the c.ass.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
When She Wasn't.

1.-THE Dribblesons have always been
well OF, / believe"
mo, not always. | saw Mrs Drib-
bleson once when she wasn't"
why. thought her father inherited
his money"
Perhaps he did. The time refer
to was once when she had removed
herself from a car by stepping back
ward"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
HlaIIhsra, snIr,t

II never knew him to refuse TO
give aid in what he considered a
deserving case"
did you ever know him to see what
he considered a deserving case?"
We'll. no. don't believe ever did,
now that you mention It."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
His Confession

I've spent a great deal of hush
money myself" said Carver, after the.
latest police scandals had been pretty
thoroughly discussed.
Your" exclaimed his hearers in.
chorus. How much?"
We'll, you see, | have been the
father of seven children, and as IA
bies they got away with good deal OF
soothing syrup"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Worth is using 3 sash which may
otherwise be described as a panel,
1t is so important. It Is shirred with
a heading at the high waistline, and
hung in straight loose folds from
there to the bottom of the skirt, en-
tirely concealing the fat. scant line
Of the back caused by the placing Of
an the draperaes and fuilness In front
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Not Her Eaulf

The operation was successful; also.
the patient was dead. The doctor
spoke kindly to the mourning widow:
Marvellous that the poor man lived
through SO many years OF so much
disease and sufferingi"
Yes, doctor" the widow replied,
I'VE had tried our best to make him
have the operation long, long before
this. Life.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

That preachers wife who objected
10 his limiting her to eight matches a
Say win remind many men that in
some houses the protest on match ex-
|Eravagance comes from the other side
q the house.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

In Boston a man has left q will in
which he states spinster daughter
II forty summers must wed and have
shildren in order to receive $500, 000,-
300. Boston always was noted for its
Iokihg propensities.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
BIu .Ioh.

Il read somewhere the other day
that the German emperor has a hun
dred and eleven different residences"
"Goodnessi wonder IL the poor en-
press has to find the help for all of
them7"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

A great deal is being
said about the wage of the
working girl. Many young
women by virtue Of a good
education and in some in
stances training are seeking
positions as governess with
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

One man in the west, according to
report, is trying to invent some APP
paratus for buttoning womens waists
up the back in lieu of calling upon
poor hubby to perform the duty. Why
not use a carpet stretcher?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
The proper Combination.

Mrs. Youngbride (to grocer)-shall
open an account or do you pre-
fer to have me pay for what l get?
Grocer = Both, madam. - Boston
Transcript.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

No Use for Than

Why, grandpa, aren't you going TO
get your glasses fixed?"
Nope; don't need 'em any more
I've quit readin' about the baseball
games, and I'm goin, to give up pawn,
any further attention to murder
trials"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

A Milwaukee physical directoe in
the schools has said the corset is a
menace to girls health and that they
are slowly but surely being elimi-
aated. Here's hoping he STAYS" with
he proposition until the end.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

A San Francisco physician testified
hat he held back bill because he
eared If he presented 1t his patient
would die of heart failure. The pa.
.ient showed his ingratitude by dying
anyhow.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Heard AZ che cInh

That poet Noyes seems 10 think
that peace is at hand when the rword
shall be turned into a plowshare.s
But say. won't that be rather
running it into the ground?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

A New York physical culture expert
declares that nervousness will soon be
thing Of the past. Still. each league
city can not be sure of winning the
pennant.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Despite the fact that baseball is the
national game a fat man can get
more benefit from is minutes of hop,
skip and jump than from a whole aft
BTnoon on the grand stand.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
ProveA.

HarOld-YOu don't believe 1 love
you?
susie-No; you don't heave your
chest Ike the lovers do in the moving
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Mo Waxe.

Autoist.-I haven't paid cent for
repairs on my machine In all the ten.
months / have had it.
Friend-So the man who did the re-
pairing told me.-Boston Transcript.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

An eastern author. it is said, makes
good income by raising mushrooms
b the basement of his house. This
hall not tempt us. however, to make
Rny remarks concerning best cell
ara
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
Not just What She Meant.

1T Is my aim in life," he said, ito
do something every day that viii make
men happier"
"Ah." she exclaimed with great en-.
thusiasm, that must be why you keep
so secluded"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

The ONCE boy will often be missing
lpr the next few months. His list of
excuses are prepared and there Is no
apparent valid reason for not accept
lhg them.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Shamrock ". will not be SO bad,
hut what will the poor headline
writer's do when Shamrock
xxXVuI comes over?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

When the discussion arose
among the Illinois suffra-
gettes about the proper
title for women, some being
in favor of using mistress"
for both married and pingle
women, while others pro-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Strange that just the time when you
hope the weather man is wrong he
makes good on his forecast. and when
you hope he is right he is wrong.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

To make sure that he'll be COM
Ortable after death, q Perth Amboy
nan is making his own coffin. 1t Is
|uartered oak. asbestos lined and has
hree casters. Why for the asbes-
mai
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

There is one drawback. If every.
BODY cleans up his premises the fly
Swatting will not be half so good. In
Iced, there might be no flies at all
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

French engineer has figured out
what he terms a feasible plan for
reaching the moon. Better cross the
Atlantic ocean in = balloon first.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

The customs court has decided that
spused herring is herring. Which
IhOuld convince all wives that their
Ioused husbands are still men.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

II living in a fiat il degenerating
enough to prompt people to draw
cubist pictures, what is riding in
street cars?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Blind man OF London trims hedge
better than seeing companions. The
leat appeals strongly to self-shavers
u normal vision
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Many a daughter who can turkey
/ ali night in a ball room SHES at q
III rag in the kitchen.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

he q. r. o. skirt may not stay, but
c. b. d. variety we have with ua
hys.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Heing the husband OF a tempera-
mental woman of certain sort might
De classified as an extra hazardous
occupation. .
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Harvard law students plan to give
gal advice free to the poor. Why
ID I'd the fluctuations of said poor2
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS n o b.
KIillandyssiIiogogogoch is the name OF
p village In Anglesea; for postal puFN
poses. the frat g letsssa - : sufFi.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

A French savant says that what
iomen want is sun and air. But most
them want a few other things as
|ell.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

anyway, the man who is In church
Sunday morning is not endangerins
ybody by joy riding.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

There is one parsonage at least
HON we can depend on for the uplift
women. That's the elevator boy.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Chicago girl dropped three stories
"a is unhurt. AS a boy. II we told
at many, we got badly mauled.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

/ the ham in some restaurants ia
led, the eggs certainly are conva.
eent
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

|rhe Boston police have started on
anti-hatpin crusade. The women
bdita ito a sharp resistance.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

The old-fashioned woman who used
put fresh straw under the parlor
lrpet every spring-where is sheH
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

btill, there are aviators who insist
I aeroplanes do not need to be
de any safer.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

towadays it's impossible to tell
ether it's ignorance or simplihed
bling.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

|lgrlmages to the summer cottages
soon be under way.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
After the EIohteentb l4o,.

Es1NNNFHNEF
Drink to me with thine eyes," he
cried;
Not much!" the gentle maid replied,
For I've thirst, lust now. that such
A drink as that would never touch.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20
unappreclated.

He had a kind and gentle heart,
He grieved to see men sad;
He tried to play noble part
And sought to make men glad.
He came with stories day by day
And told them Ger and DER
To make men happier. and they
Groaned: Heavens, what borel"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

in all but manners we
are the politest to women of
all nations in the world. In
the graces Of politeness we
do not shine, but we are ac-
quiring them. Great has
been the change in the past
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

be a ay and KIN 1000. OOo.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-06-20

Men given medals for hrOism and devotion duty
herself with plain gold ring for hS third finger
The daily Alaskan., 1913-05-27
CAUGHT THE INFECTION.

Tho Fool Gun5sat Took a Mad Frsat
 Juat L'kg Che Moros.
 Captain John B Norris who spent Q mg long uma ln tap Philippines chos- ue Dua Moro, ru..s a story about a sUulsh military governor In Jol9 who, la tho peace oG GurIud security allow ed a whole Hoas oG bis soldiers to go swimming one doy
 Now. .De Moro hos habit of gong Iuumwlo when religion hits him. When a Moro goes iummnwdo be takes che mos. d.wgreo0DIe weapon he can dnd and cuwes up the first Christian he meets
 When tle Nor0s saw ,he soldiers iu Hu water severn. of them thought ,t was Che very best ,.me Co go Juuma- wTn. wI.b luo result tual those sol. Gur never went swimming any more
 wra lIun who had charge Of that particular bunch Ur Moros, promptly wu sent for The Sp1niard wanted to know why hs men were slaughtered tn such mEmuer
 uow could help it2" lle sultan asked. Thoy went 'urgmawdo
 Nobody wants l0 0.aJcrfcra with any. uody'8 religion. 0f course. but there ws Spanish gmD00t lying around Ioos. In chat immediate vicinity. The soramor sent for tha commander of chat enuDoal
 "Tm haven't bad much target prac- Geo mloIy." ua remarked to Che naval officer "uud gou might Uy little. Nuw. few Mor0s make fujr targets When ! want target practice lo stop TU nm un go Gag nur uuuI thc HHg Is run un keep at G."
 It wns one glorious n0mharImcut A Ia. oI Moros accidentally got hiJ aud somehow Che pos. 1ag was ma.a'd SO .I. couldn't uo H0Ia..d.
 Tt wus most excited sultan who showed un before One Spanish g0yor uor 1T tmr muUo0t didn't stop .ts nonsense ln wouldn't be a sultan any longer because Ho wouldn't havc amy subjects l0 sultan over And hn told .ra governor so.
 Uow wu ! En.n IU" demanded thc .0rnrnDr wIH some hon. rua fool boat has gone Iummnudo and can't Interfere w.u rnn nIr.nunf rHa uI0m. .nI uwrg" sam Francisco Chronicle
The daily Alaskan., 1913-05-27
PERSIAN GULF SPRINGS
Fra-r Water That Bubbles Up From
 tre Bod of tno Ocean.

Fre-r Water That Bubbles Up From
 sae Bod Of gha Ocean.
 umuw HmnH m .uc uors.m gu.a
 said .n Hn .nn nnre. nnno nu mrth. .H. um rnnrn Go GuI Che .nermom- ...r#. f#N degrees y. un .#e auas. of ra .-mnT wH..a practically aH che #... Ur.. there un fresh water which Is needed uHnuo an things iu so H... . u".nnrn And .r Is 70 be u.. from .U. bottom O. tHa -el Here and fHnru scattered over lHa door of u. mr.nr ur Ennw.n are springs of pure rnsr water which wells un runan rre nE g0 mm-.e w..h Che ... wntnr oG fra snn
 T. ...ma . U.".u'. task .H |ul ..Hsn threads O. fn.r wu.nrnmI .nnooanua volume. uu. ae Islanders are tUauEHt .o have found glm ages ago and to have passed ou their location from ran.uGon to generation A diver .rrns himself w..G water mg made ar ..w. r.n mwn of which .s closed. and E..mHs .o .Hn bottom O. JHo ."r- urrnr. point where one 0f tHn spring" sr. Tine mr Is carefully Inverted over .n onwu. ot fresh water as i, flows mn naw One sand. Che mouth .# a.a.." Hn s.u Is dUuI thn mouth is
 closed. and .uu diver returns t1 the boat aw.us him au .ne surface.
 Ou. ..u.H. gives Ir as his belief. Hmf a. some period n One shadowy nne. .nH. which Is TOW Cine harhors bottom wns uor covered by Che sea wu. nrtuas were laou on Che shore nuI nnIr for Gbo islanders needs. Lit. #.. .g U..o rHe sna ouar0uoHeI on tno #" nu. gae location Of tae springs was nN. '.r.U.tuu.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-05-27
An Anr.DIn- s,c.a Llnil.

An 0U mmu 0r nearly eighty years walked Dou miles from his home Co n adjoining town When hc reached Als destination Ge was greeted with some aslom.sHmcut by am acquaintance.
 "y0u walked an inc wayE .he m.'or exclaimed. "I0w did y0u go, n.ousE
 "DH rst wle." rGe 0.d man replied sannug-"lnat is did tW ] came to tnHt s.m out lhoro. Slow down to aL- teen miles au hour That kept noe HnaE some N0u.HH Companion.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-05-27
rh. london H.LL.cnan-

London goes ,o One rural districts for fs policemen largely and Che result Is often amusing. uou Co say cNuaperat- me Tho London Chronicle tells of ono encounter with 0u inexperienced policeman who was asked Che where. anaue of a famous Grm n the neigh uorHo0d, Co which query Che new bob. by replied gay'y:
 "B'ess yo, ! know DO more than yourself sir ! only came up from Dorset yustnrETg."
The daily Alaskan., 1913-05-27
Den,sts.


 -Dealers In ENTAIL SUPPLIES a2g Walker Bldg. Seattle, Wash. Orders by mail or cable will receive prompt attention. Catalogue on re- quest.
 B. PIN D E R, c. I. M. F. Assaycr, Mining Engineer Send samples by mail or express wi,l charges
 Gold and Silver $1.5O. Gold, Silver and Copper $500.
 Qualitative Analysis etc. OfGec--2 and Franklin Street, JUNEAU ALASKA.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-05-27
rn. M.Y oE Miva..

He was one of a group of men dis .us.n- wives.
 "1ry wife and like to window shoD' ha said. "My wife never bought hat D her Li.a when ] wasn't with her, and she never h0ugh, one tmt picked 1ug. "-mIHuannIis Nows
The daily Alaskan., 1913-05-27
------L

Mark Twain once missed Che T1in which should have taken him to bis work In di1 not wire any excuse. UIs telegram to r.s employer took thIs form My train Ioltat T.20 arrived r. .re station at 7.35 and could mot .n.nr ..r'
The daily Alaskan., 1913-05-27
Statistical Error.

GaHn-Accord.uE Jo Che census re- ports. ,Huro are only l25000 idiots in "He United Sm0os Steye-S0mg one has been cheating Why { meet that many every day-Cinemuaa Enquirer.