Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-05-10
DUMPING into IT
Two Grouches That Counted for
Naught With Dan Cupid on
the lob.
on cLAUDlNE slssoN.

l 'ai I'ItHtl INIHlr'hN' pHihffl
Mf m-ros crouch arose from tgo
causes De- could not acuip for
shIcka. ana fbr public kneF u and
he knew O. 30 had rich uncle Who
Eas going Zoo irise hIm a lot Of
mog.l theg :. died but be- meanly
persisted i1 hanging on and even
N0s'uF fei over b. AH soon NJ he
p'gged on and the yellow backs
aere turned over. then the sculptor
a1lId Frulp DO more
M.m Taons Crouch also arose from
] tao causes She had a rich aunt Nho
taa Ro.nz 20 leave her a ioliy lot Of
cash nhen she became an angel but
lint aunt vent right along being Eat.
.shad 9th this fad world instead Of
! taking the slightest step towards
/ helping herself 70 climb 70 azure
heights and begin hor lessons on The
golden harp tagged Vlth her Initials
ard sailing Tor her As soon az that
money uas hers she would cease 10
paint and toll tho public 10 60 10 the
second hand stores FOR lts Coro's
ono morning early 10 this tVon,l
9th century and tho reign Of graft and
virtue Miss Tyson awoke with a
hunger ior fried eggs ~ she had m
apartment and cook and a maid
and a dow eggs under her artistic
thumb. an sha had 20 % was 10 send
word 20 mo Kitchen that she wanted
fried e'Fs Tor breakfast. and she want
"a them fried hard. and that u there
Vas any throw down about Il some
ono would lose her Job
Alas Tor poor human nature II ~
always wanting somebody else eggs
Me Tysona longing was not Tor the
sgEs iu the house but FOR those out
~ q al restaurant three blocks
away n pas raining She didn't
care a suap She would have 10 wear
nluc1af and carry an umbrella
She didn't care TO snaps Her ar
iisilc soul cried ont Tor restaurant
fried eggs eggs hat had emerged
from cold storage nesis after year
Of rest and that soul should be- salts
fed
Mr barrow had slept yell and
dreamed that his ohdurnte uncle had
turned mp his toes n last Therefore
he awoko hungry Therefore. he
found himself craving for sausages
pork bausaEcs. homo made country
snusages made hy Aunt Mary and
brought 10 town by Uncle ilube
bgosh
Mr. barrow had a studio and a valet
and q kitchen That valet could cook
ham bone IN seventeen different
ways Just a sleepy nod 10 him and
he would have assembled the nre es
cape Ike a monkey and been back
IA Eve minutes wl-h dozen sausages
gently linked together 90 that none
might stray But no lust az Miss
Tyfon wanted restaurant, oggs. Mr.
barrow wanted restaurant sausaRcs.
and he would have them or perish
with uhbors and raincoat and um
brclla be- set ont a. almost the same
moment Miss Tyson did
She was intent upon fried eggs
Tle was intent upon fried sausage
He carried bis umbrella tipped for
Nard 90 shelter his toes
She did tho same
They were coming head on. and
they met Two umbrellas were put
out ~ commission. and one girl artist
vas compelled 70 SIT doeu in the
mud ou the crossing
Madam. 70 was your fault"
'Sir b. vas YOURS
"You don't know how 10 carry an
umbrella
ITS sou that should take lessons.
not only in that. hut in manners as
w,1''
Won YOU bumped into me-
II aas the other way"
Mr. barrow picked up his broken
ribbed umbrella and returned 20 bic
studio u disgust 90 breakfast most
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