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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-02-04
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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
FRUIT LAXATIVE
FOR SICK CHILD
"CaIifornia Syrup of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes, after giving
her children California Syrup OF
Figs" that this is their ideal laxative,
because they love its pleasant taste
and it thoroughly cleanses the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels With
out gripping.
When cross, irritable, feverish or
breath is bad, stomach sour, look at
the tongue, mother! If coated, give
teaspoonful of this harmless fruit
laxative" and in few hours all the
foul, constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the bow
els, and you have a well, playful child
again. When it's little system is full
of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache,
diarrhoea, indigestion, colic-remem'
Der, a good inside cleaning should
always be the first treatment given.
Millions of mothers keep California
Syrup of Figs" handy; they know a
teaspoonful today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Ask at the store for 90
cent bottle of California Syrup Of
Figs" which has directions for babies
children of all ages and grown-ups
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
HYMNS ARE POORLY WRITTEN
Good Poets Have Not Composed he-
Iisious Songs We Sing, Says
Englishman.

1t is melancholy thing to read an
English hymn book. Doubtless for
most of us sacred associations gather
around the hymns we sing, so that we
abandon ourselves TO the feelings
called up by these associations, and
do not notice what we are singing,
writes Prof. W. II. ID. Rouse in the
English Review. Yet if in critical
mood we examine them we cannot but
be overcome with melancholy.
They are so we'll meant and so badly
expressed. SO pious and so ridiculous
They are sentimental when they
should be impassioned. groveling In
stead of penitent. incoherent when
they ought to be simple.
1t is not true that great poets are
irreligious: Oh the contrary, theil
glory it is to see a soul of goodness
in things evil. and this is the essence
of religion Yet our hymns are obvi
ously not written by poets. There /:
surely no reason why religion and illit
eracy should be unequally yoked 10
gether, and it were better to sing M
hymns at all than to sing trash.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
HAIR CAME OUT IN PUNCHES

Route No. 3, Box 20A, Broken Ar
row. Okla.-"My trouble began with
an itching of the scalp of my head.
NV scalp at first became covered with
fakes of dandruff which caused me to
scratch and this caused a breaking
out here and there on the scalp. II
became so irritated until / could not
rest at night and my hair would come
out in punches and became short and
rough. -.
Everything I used would cause IT
to grow worse and it continued that
way for about three or four years.
While reading the paper / saw the
advertisement Of Cuticura Soap and
Ointment and sent for a sample. II
proved so good that i decided to get
some more. / used them as directed
and In two weeks l saw a good Ell
feet. Now my hair is longer and
looks better than ] have ever known
Il to be. / give all the credit OF my
cure of scalp trouble to the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment" (Signed) MIS-
Ella Sheffield, Nov. 80, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment SOLD
throughout the world. Sample OF eact
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston."-AdV
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR.
They Were Cheap.

An elderly lady from the country
one day decided to adopt two children
from the county orphan asylum.
She walked several miles before
reaching the car line. 1t was the firs'
time she had been on a car. she
stared wide eyed at everything she
saw, then her gaze stopped on sign;
she read thus:
The Ohio Traction Company-Chil
dren under twelve years of age three
cents, or two for five cents"
WELL" she said, that's the bes
bargain ever. Calling the conductor
she said: Young man, I'll take two
of those childuren for five cents rish
now, a boy and a girl, please. Ne
tional Monthly.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
|HRLS! GIRLS! TRY IT,
| BEAUT|FY YOUR HAIR
IKE Il Thick, Glossy, WaVy, luxur'
l,nt and Remove Dandruff-Real
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light, wavy, fur
B. abundant and appears as soft, lus-
tpus and beautiful as a young girls
sher "Danderine hair cleanse" Just
/ d this-moisten a cloth with a little
Underline and carefully draw 1t
trough your hair, taking one small
a1nd at a time. This will cleanse
he hair of dust, dirt and excessive oil
md In Just a few moments you have
icuhled the beauty Of your hair.
Besides identifying the hair at once,
underline dissolves every particle OF
dandruff; cleanses, purifies and invig-
oates the scalp, forever stopping itch
Ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most will
b after few weeks use when you
vin actually see new hair-fine and
dcvny at first-yes-but really new
hir-growing all over the scalp. II
Jon care for pretty, soft hair and lots
u II, surely get a 25 cent bottle OF
Enowlton's Danderine from any store
md just try it. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Farmers Educational
m and Cooperative
iii Union of America

Most unconfirmed rumors are start
ed by confirmed liars
A crouch and bad health nearly al
ways travel together.
The man who talks to please him.
self soon has the audience well
pleased with itself.
Concentration OF effort is needed to
help us in putting distinctive charac-
terfstics upon our herds.
We are often surprised to find that
trouble rights itself in a short time
If we only stop thinking about it.
Fresh milk unless derated will not
only retain the animal heat but such
odors as are caused by noxious foods.
Too often hired hands have no re-
gard for their employers interests in
keeping the dairy in sanitary condi-
ton.
The average girl treats a new &C
quaintance better than she does an old
friend-so the old friend thinks.-C.
NJ. S.
If you want to drive the birds away,
keep a lot Of cats around the place
but remember that the cats do not eat
many insects.
II you watch the thistles carefully
and do not let them go to seed for
two or three years, you will rejoice In
| their absence.
A mans work lives after him. The
man who ends his career on farm
that he has improved in productivity
and appearance leaves suitable mon
| ument
No use for the politician to let hi:
whiskers grow, wear old clothes anC
leave his auto at home when he goes
out electioneering among the farmer:
these times. Whiskerless farmers wh'
wear good clothes and own autos arr
very much in evidence.
II you want to raise good crop o
mice and insects that will damage tn
orchard trees, let the weeds and gras
lie thick on the ground. Fence col
ners full of dead weeds make fine h
bernating places for all kinds of bug
which will get busy with your crop
next spring.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
|nR EASILY TO BE SEEN
!. Want at Once to the Root OF
a. trouble, as He Had II
Sized Up.

n,osr who was proud Of his boys
-,,ments at school, one evening
III M a home lesson book and
rom It a quotation which ran
,sis: Some books should be tast-
rme swallowed. and some chewed
digested-Bacon." Turning to
boy, he said:
ghat's this, sonnie? Thou doesn't
sooks at school, does tina? / know
are very clever, but you cannot do
I. panny-goat tricks. I'm sure. I'll
r,pt that'll be one of those print
errors, sonnie."
90, no, father" said the boy. Met,
aorically speaking. we eat books"
Now, you cannot fool me like that,
n the father. 81 didn't go to school
= long but ken that's one of those
hters errors. Why, sonnie, can
"a not see? He's put the word 'Ba'
= IN the wrong place. 1t should be:
same bacon should be tasted. some
u,lIoved, and some chewed and di
Irted.-Books.'
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
|sCARETS' FOR
| LIVER; BOWELS
b. headache, biliousness'
a taste or constipation
BY morning.

,ou keeping your bowels liver,
, wv clean, pure and fresh
a0 s.arets, or merely forcing a
~ every few days with
c.thartic Pills, Castor Oil or
suye Waters? -.
having a bowel wash-day. Let
,.ts thoroughly cleanse and reg
ne stomach, remove the sour
..,meuting food and foul gases
~ excess bile from the liver
out of the system all the
,sd waste matter and poisons
~ bowels. III, ~ $3.50,
srest by morning. They work
nm sleep-never grippe, sicker
"a any inconvenience, and cost
a cents a box from your store
If men and women take &
,st now and then and never
headache, Biliousness. Coates
~ Indigestion, Sour Stomach o.
CH,atjon. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
GAMBLE IN COTTON FUTURES
There Is Always Present Element Of
Chance in Whole Problem Of Life
Bad Comparison.

Some days ago there appeared in
the newspapers very shrewdly
worded item, under a New York date
line, an argument against taxing cot
ton future gambling" said a former
cotton man to a Birmingham Age
herald reporter, land the logic was
clever, but the basic point Of reason
ing was falsc and misleading.
The argument for cotton future
gambling was that the farmer in plant
ing is gambling on the weather, soil
and his own labors. Well, If that isn't
stretching the blanket what is. IL we
take the whole problem OF life and
mans endeavors We shall find that
there is always present the element of
chance. although the fatalists do not
concede this in the concrete.
In matrimony there is chance OF
mismating; in insurance there is the
gamble with the company that you will
live: in real estate ventures there is
the chance taken, often OF rapid ad-
vances, in speculative sense. In mer-
chandizing there is the reasonable risk
taken. in buying styles of raiment and
selling them before the caprice or the
ladies rush to some new fad or fancy.
! All these things involve judgment
| and knowledge, and mathematics OIL
| economic or scientific bearing. Not sc
as to cotton future gambling for ii
| has become distinctly manipulating
sharp practice game Even stock gamb
ling is more to be respected, for there
is something transferred in the sales
| and behind each share are values
based upon real property or Intangible
assets.
I'm the morning news service We
read: The market opened 20 points
ND on August and six to seven points
nm in the new months. For a time
the squeeze in August attracted som'
attention, but there was not enough
trading in that position to make II
leading factor in the days business
The new crop went ten to clever
points up $50 cents per bale) but after
ward lost all the advance on profi
taking by shorts
Note the words squeeze and shorts
which means that there was som
feint made Of calling for real cotto
on August contacts, when there Is,
vet, but little of the new crop in sign
and settling day is at hand. or course
nobody wanted real cotton, or expec
ed to have to deliver it, but the NAL
ing of a market was duly accomplishe
and the little gamblers lost their ma
gins-probably both ways-as z
points will wipe the board OF the
per bale margin.
by comparison craps shooting Is
clean game with cotton crop gam
ling.
Eyes. the farmer does gamble, 81
he nuts his labor and his capital in'
partnership with nature; the cotton +
ture speculator puts his into a gan
where the partner tolls not, neith'
does he spin cotton; but he wears M
linen. drinks fine wines and has
wash day. six days in the week-thi
Is makes wash sales to flim-fiam u
little gamblers ali over these Unite
States on the bet of what the boal
will be marked"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Case of Mrs. Tully.

Chicago, In.-"I take pleasure in
writing to thank you for what Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
done for me. l suffered with such aw-
full periodic pains, and had displace-
ment, and received no benefit from the
doctors. / was advised to take Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
am now as well as ever. Mrs. WILL
LIAM FULLY, 2O52 Ogden Avenue,
Chicago, Ill.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help yOu,write
to Lydia E. Pinkham MedicineCO.
(oOnfidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
This Beats Winsted, Conn.

Some Danville fishermen captured
this week on a trot line a large cat
fish that was wearing pair OF
glasses. Upon investigation it was
found that the spectacles were those
recently lost by Mr.. Edward McCon-
nell when he was thrown into the
water by a boat capsizing. The
glasses were turned over to Mr.. Nc
Connell-Danville Advocate.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Willie Golfers Jest.

1t is beginning to look as though the
funniest lines in the theater are saved
out of the plays and used between the
acts. A few nights ago De Wolf Hop
per got his best laugh by a remark
made during an entire 'acte speech.
And last night this growing fashion
was again illustrated at the Criterion,
when William Collier, thanking the
audience, said:
George Cohan is out of danger.
The audience applauded vigorously
whereupon Mr.. Collier added:
And has been for a week"
Then the audience laughed.-New
York Times.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Dance as Hotel Burns.

Nero's fiddling while Rome burned
has a modern parallel in the action OF
a crowd that kept 'turkey-trotting
and "tangoing" by the light OF a
burning hotel at Horseshoe Lake, ILL.,,
until the dancing pavilion also
caught fire, relates the st. Louis Re-
public.
Not until the heat and smoke be-
came uncomfortable did the strains oil
the "trot" and the tango" cease.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
uorses for Deep Flowing.

Deep blowing is essential to good
farming to increase fertility and mols-
ture for better crops. Heavy draft
horses are the first essential for deep
Moving and big loads. Deep and
shallow blowing have had a long con-
troversy and the deep blowing has won
the victory for better farming. Farm
ers who have good draft horse teams
pillow too deep, and the farmers with
light scrub teams must skim along
and put up with light crops until they
can get the heavy draft teams that
can pull a big pillow down to the beam
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Whv She Wore Glasses.

Mistress-Why, Bridget, are your
eyes weak? | notice that you wear
colored glasses every time you go
out of the house.
Bridget-Its not me eyes, mum
But whin the sun shines loike it
does outdoor today, I'd tan as black
as a naygur av | didn't moderate the
loight little by wearin' thin colored
spectacles.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
PRUNING Bliqhted Trees.

Blight is very common this year In
the apple orchards. The tips of the
twigs appear to be burned and dry
up. These twigs should be cut on six
to ten inches below the diseased part
at once, writes lie Roy Cady, horticul-
turist Minneapolis university farm.
Dip the pruning tools in corrosive sub
Innate. one part to one thousand of
water. after each twig is cut, or wipe
the tool with cloth wet with the
solution.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Eiuhtinq Stock Lice.

When treating cattle or other domes-
tic animals for lice, bear in mind that
it is just as necessary to clean up and
disinfect the stables as to treat the
affected animals. For lice on cattle,
dust insect powder over the backs
and rumps; or brush the necks and
backs daily, using little kerosene on
a stiff brush-not enough kerosene 10
wet the hair or injure the skin.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Arguments for Early Flowing.

II there is no sther reason for
early fall blowing than that of getting
It out of the way SO that other farm
work can be attended to, would be
sufficient to justify it. Added to this
is the further fact that when the soil
is turned over early all kinds Of weeds
are disposed of and kept from matur'
ing seed
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Not Fit For Ladies

Public sentiment should he against it,
and we believe it is; there can be no rea-
son why ladies should have to suffer with
headaches and neuralgia, especially when
Hunts Lightning Oil gives such prompt
relief. 1t is simply question OF getting
the ladies TO try it. Al druggists sell
Hunts Lightning Oil in 25c and SOC bot
tles.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11

ana i got mourning
that helped me I'M
til l began taking
Lydia E. Pinkham 8
Vege a BILE Com
pound. ] was irreg-
ular and had cramps
so bad that / had to
60 to bed. Now l
have better health
than / have had for
years and l cannot
speak too highly of
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Salt for Cows.

When cows are sailed only once a
week. they eat too much at a time and
Il causes looseness of the bowels.
Tbev will eat little salt nearly every
day il it is kept where they can get at
it. especially when the grass Is fresh
and abundant.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
For Colds and Laqrippe

tAke DIR. R. A ARMISTEAD'S AGUE
TONIC freely in large doses and you
can break the worst cold imaginable.
splendid for children as it is harmless
and results are astonishing. A dose
every two hours during the day and a
ocuble dose before retiring at night.
s0c and s1.00 bottles.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
DANGEROUS,

What is the CHARGE" asked the
Judge. as the venerable person with
the side whiskers was brought for
ward.
Insanity, your honor. We found
him on the Rialto singing i want to
be an angel"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Severe Rheumatism

Grove Hill. Ala: Hunts Lightning
Oil cured my wife of severe case OF
Rheumatism and my friend of tooth
ache. surely believe it is good for
all you claim for it.-A. r. Stringer.
% and soc bottles All dealers.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
THINK OF THE MILLIONS

that have been relieved in the past 10
years by Wright's Indian Vegetable
Pills and decide whether they are not
worth a trial. They regulate the
bowels, stimulate the liver and purify
the blood Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Cheer Up About II.

Eyes. I'm married. married a per
feet genius"
"Oh, well. | wouldn't feel badly about
it; | suppose some one has to marry
them"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Remove Old Canes.

Blackberries and raspberries pro
duce their fruit on canes which grew
the year before. AS soon as the fruit
has been harvested, remove the old
canes and leave about six new canes
In each hill
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
ov.rfeedinu on Apples.

Don't overdo the job Of feeding Gull
or drop apples to the hogs by making
them a regular or entire ration. az
such fruit will put an edge" on theii
teeth making their mouths so sore
tbot thew will refuse to eat corn.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
One They Overlook.

She despises a liar"
But she loves her husband"
! know it, but what's that"
I have heard him tell her she was
BEAUTIFUL"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
WHENEVER YOU NEED
A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
The Old Standard Groves TaseIess chill Tonic is Equally
Valuable as General Tonic because Acts on the Liver
Drives Out Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds up
the Whole System. For Grown People and Children

Ionic
formula known
and bitter
Malaria Chils Fever
lie and to Nursing
Mothers and Pale Sicky Children Removes Housnes without PnFen
Aroues the liver to action ana
puifes the and Complete Snenethene
be
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
ChiIIs and Malaria,

no matter of how long standing, will
yield quickly to DR.. r. A. ARMS
TEAD'S FAMOUS AGUE TONIC. In
sfst upon this remedy as results are
marvellous. SOC and s1.O0 bottles.-Adv
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Water for Hous.

The hog suffers tremendously from
heat and il he is not provided with
nlentv of clean water will quickly run
down in condition.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
No. SlX-SIxTY-SX

This is a prescription prepared es-
pecially for Malaria or ChilIs and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case. and If taken then as a tonic
the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Sprinklinu the Garden.

And the one with the light hair and
pink frock, who is she?"
oh that is Daisy; she's the flower
of our family garden"
And do you ever turn the hose on
herr"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value
for your money, goes twice as Tar as any
other. Ask your grocer. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
The Object.

They say Mrs. links husband fol
lows her about like dog
Yes; to growl at her"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
IL Suited Her,

First English Militant-Do you be-
neve In rocking the cradle?
second English Militant - Sure;
Where are the rocks?-Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11

Fools and children tell the truth at
the wrong time.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11

For the treatment of colds. sore throat,
etc, Deans Mentholated Cough Drops give
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11

Mrs. winslows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma'
tion allays pain cures wind co &c, &c bottleLs
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
infaIlibIe Recipe.

What to do to obtain white hands:
acknowledgements Home Compan'
ion.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11

Alas. that the flower of the family
suay 90 to seed,
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11

When a conceited youth gets mar
ried he feels sorry for a lot Of other
girls.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
WOMAN A
GREAT SUFFERER
Tells How She Was Restored
To Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta.
bic Compound.

GRANVILLE, Ill.-"I was a great SUI
ferer of female complaints for year
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11

your medicine. Mrs. JESSIE SCHAAR,
Alb Main St, GRANVILLE, Ill.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
feley Kidney Pills Relieve

Promptly the suffering due to weak. in
sdve kidneys and painful bladder action
!ney offer a powerful help to nature
= building up the true excreting kid
ny tissue, in restoring normal action
enc 10 regulating bladder irregularities
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-11
Mot NearWit.

What do you think Of that joke
about tho r1d Of the worldT
.It Is too far.fetched."