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Arizona republican., 1913-05-12
Emperor William on His Vacations
(Pictoria Review for Nav


 Emperor Wilhelm delights in southern sunshine in his brief escape from Berfn's gray winter skies Then at the Corfu Villa Achilleon, which bought rom Emperor Franz Josef after the sad death of Empress Elizabeth, he shows, he shows at Ca dinen, just how democratic he be free from de- mahd or formal etiquette In Corfu he delight and amuse himself after his hearts choice walk about with the Kaiserin villa gardens stop by the wayside peasant children in the abandon of their national dances or buy fish at village for the imperial table and carry it home himself.
 his amusement, at all times knows no rest For that matter, he be said find rest only in motion. After preaching a sermon in the morn- ing at Corfu he will stop his way back O villa to witness a religious procession, luncheon drive his down the haven to look over the royal yacht He will don the uniform of a German admiral inspect war. An hour later he will British admiraIs form to visit one of England's batteships. and still another hour later forth suit of gray to some wild spot in the island alone.
 In his travels. either by land sea, calls of state follow him in the form of dispatches. these interrupting him even at quiet family dinner. Northern voyages are tinged with diplomatic tone-perhaps a conference with the Russia with his ministers. n the company of Archduke Ferdinand. close friend and heir to Austria's throne. voyages n southern waters always of a purely social character When his family and guests aboard have sought sleep the emperor's private cabin alight he is reading book that interests him, finding mental activity At other seasons he does tba sarnn in Potsdam Berlin, after the palace n dreams That is part of the secret of his thorough information any subject preached, and also of the ceaseless activity which knows satiety him the joy of life
 His versatile mentality has done tremendous service in the powerful advancement of Germany, which has greater ruler in it's existence. n foresight always been ahead major portion of his people. For this reason, criticism of him is tended to just resentment. After late, unwarranted attack, I asked thorough Berlner. Why is it you so groundlessly crticise your kaiser?"
 Simply this" the naive rejoinder. what like best criticize most" Which, all, was explanation, though in it's reasoning quite illogical
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12

CFrom Christian Herald).
 The vice. president in and chatted most pleasantly An Oxford bible was lying on the table under the rubber band encrcling it was ettered the vice presidents This spoken of to him, and he answered:
 "Oh, | proud of that bible My Sun day school class young gave 1t to just be- fore left Indianapolis
 Mrs Marshall had gone into the other room and she called Iaughingly But he will not tell you how opportunely the bible came to him, l know.
 Yes I will called back the vice-president, with laugh And I'll leave it to you, turn ing representative if the joke is not Mrs Marshall rather than We were packing rather hastily for western trip some weeks ago" he resumed, packed several boxes for storage and after they nailed and gone found that Mrs. Marshall had packed away my only bible with the other books
 ing the sitting that he thinks he can't read this bible. although it's lot nicer than his old
 That's true" said the vicepresident; it is a fine bible, and I'm very proud of it, but had used my old bible for than twenty years, and some way always seemed able to turn to whatever 1 wanted in it. It will take me some time to become accustomed this one
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12
Japanese in Mexico.

The proposition of Japanese editor, living in this country, to contribute army 10000 Japan ese to the aid of the Carranzistas in Chihuahua in their struggle against the federal government ap- parently did originate with any authority. but if so that authority would probably remain in the background. If such a proposition had been accepted and the army of Japanese had gone to the aid of the rebels. a foothod II Mexico would have been established by the mikados subjects without an apparent violation of the Monroe doctrine.
 Whence the Japanese to be recruited is not known. There are more than 10000 in this ery and Mexico but the editor could not have counted upon them. He could have ben in communication with them. If there anything
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12
Railroad Promotion.

The appointment Edward Chambers who is well known in Phoenix, be vice. president the santa Fe system in charge traffic, a long pro- motion from the humble position O which MT. Chambers began railroad career But this is unusual railroad life. We believe that majority of the presidents gen eral managers of railroads have come from the bot tom, mastering. the details they There is less favoritism and more recognition n he railroad than any other business. The of an fluential man find it easier get start. he make good Influence Ike the position permanent Also the lower down one begins in railroad life, the thoroughly he knows the business when he risen O top.
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12

Support of Secretary Bryan's refusal to serve wine at banquets to diplomats from an un- expected quarter when it comes from Colonel Wat tersOn. Not that Colonel Watterson s welded to the bottle. We would intimate such a thing for the world But he halls from a where manufacture of strong liquor is important indus the mint julep has acquired importance of institution He patience with those who would attempt to enforce abstinence ly legislation and he has mingled freely polite society, where certain amount drinking is GUS tomary- One why Colonel Watterecr ap- proves of Secretary Bryans action is that the of commerce is a rule vile and able. With his limited Knowledge of such things. the secretary of sta-e could supplied him self with wine which connisseur would deem fit to drink" Secretary Bryan, realizing his ignorance, took the sensible course.
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12
THAT'S WHAT HE WAS THERE FOR.

A French reporter encountered in a little village O of France gardener who pin ned his clean Sunday blouse, the ribbon of the Legion of Honor. Naturally, the newspaper man desired o know got it. The gardener whO like many his trade seemed to be silent man. was averse to meeting an old and wearisome de mand, but finally began:
 "Oh don't know how did get it It was at Ba- zielles with the of the battery. All the off killed, then down went the nOn- -commls- officers. Bangi Bang, Bang By by all the soldiers down but me. had fired the last shot, and naturally, was doing what could to keep off the Bavarians.
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12

We do not want the members the legislature to think that share the impatience of those who are demanding that they adjourn who declare that they are weary of it. We like people, creatures habit, and have got used to the legislature by time
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12

get together dinner. such as The Repubi- cans force enjoyed yesterday, is only satisfying to the appetite, but gratifying to the soul
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12

your officers?
 Al down." L
 Where's your gunners?' says he
 down me, says l.
 And you've been fighting here aone?' says he
 "I couldn't let get the guns, could I says; then put this ribbon me- probably because there nobody else there put 1t on'
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12

We wish all the world had been Phoenix yes terday to see what real May day is.
Arizona republican., 1913-05-12

when your earning capacity dimnishes and comes 0 surely will
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
F HE WERE A RELATIVE
Observance of colored Man Really Of
fered Some Good Ideas for Worthy
Reflection.

An official of one of the departments
at Washington says that while going
TO his luncheon one afternoon he saw
a military funeral passing down Penn
sylyania avenue. AS the pageant
passed the official was standing on the
curb. hat in hand, and noting with in
terest the reversed arms, the flag
draped coffin. and the riderless horse
behind some one touched him on the
elbow and said: Il hope you'll eX-
cuse me, boss, but would you min tell
in me whether the dead soldier was
anythin' to you?"
why, no." answered the official
Smiling in spite Of himself, as he
turned and beheld a solemn looking
darby OF perhaps sixty years OF age
Excuse me again. boss continued
the negro. but you kinder looked that
sorry thought mebbe he was some
thin 10 you"
He was brave soldier" answered
the official
The darky said nothing for a mo-
ment. Finally, with sigh, he added:
Wouldn't it be gran, boss. mournin'
for man like that, s'posin' he was
somethin' TO you?"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
CONSTANTINE MAN OF ACTION
Himself Worthy of the Crown He
Has Inherited.

Constantine, the new king Of Greece.
is of Danish and Russian blood, his
father having been a son Of Christian
IN. of Denmark, and his mother being
the eldest daughter of Grand Duke
Constantine, a brother of Alexander
II. King Constantine was born in
Athens and brought up under an Eng
lish governess and German and Greek
tutors. Later on he went to Berlin,
where he received his education as a
soldier being attached to the Second
regiment of Prussian foot guards. In
1897 he took command of the Greek
troops in the war with Turkey, but
his army was crushed in Thessaly.
In April last he was appointed inspec-
tor general of the forces, and has since
shown himself a soldier of merit. At
the moment of his accession he was in
Epirus, conducting the military opera
tons for sweeping the Turks out OF
that province.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
Overnight Relief
for Constipation
A Small Dose on Retiring
and You Are Well and
Happy BY Morning

II is only natural that the simplest
of ailments should be the most gen.
eral, and so we have a whole nation
suffering from constipation and indi-
gestion, for they are closely allied. But
common as constipation is many peo-
pie do not seem to know they have
it. They will complain of headache,
drowsiness or biliousness, all uncon-
scious of the cause of the trouble.
You should have a full and free
movement at least once day. 1fyou
pass O day you are constipated, and
the result will be that you will catch
a cold easily or have a more serious
ailment. To cure the constipation and
forestall still graver trouble take
dose of DIR. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin at
night before retiring and by morn
ing relief will come, without disturb
ance from sleep or any inconvenience.
Legions of people use it regularly in
such emergencies. some of them form
erly chronic invalids who have suf-
fered from constipation all their lives.
Mr.. A. B. Banner, 1926 Riley St, Har-
risburg, Pa, says: Or. Caldwells
Syrup Pepsin gave me almost instant
relief from stomach and bowel trou-
bic. now eat anything | want, and
sleep well" Many others will tell you
that they have tried most things rec
commended for this purpose but have
found Syrup Pepsin the only one al
ways reliable. A bottle can be obtain
ed at any drug store for fifty cents or
one dollar, the latter size being bought
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
Exquisite Agony.

1T was. to say the least Of it," a
London letter remarks. Just a little
bit awkward that the electric light
went out the other evening at the
town house of presumably wealthy
widow who had been doing a good
deal OF political entertaining. The
guests, to the number of a dozen, had
just finished their soup when the un-
fortunate incident occurred. The
scramble to find a sufficient number
of candles so that the dinner might
proceed was attended with a great
deal of difficulty and no little amuse-
ment The butler, who is described
as being a bit new to his job, was i'm
mediately told TO telephone to the
electric company, report the catastro-
phe and demand attention to the mat
ter. 1t was a trying moment for the
guests when he returned to the din
ing room and announced in real
Cockney accent Please. my lady, the
gentleman what's on the telephone
says they sent several warning letters
unless the account was paid active
steps would have to be TAKEN"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10

If you want TO do things quickly,
don't hurry.
It's a great calamity whena woman
cannot talk.
He's a wise motorist who wears
good walking shoes.
No man can play hockey rom the
school of experience.
Don't expect to find womel perfect.
You'll be disappointed.
Economy is all right, bit don't
economic in politeness.
A cyclone cellar won't project you
from domestic tempests.
Success in farming depen,s upon
the spirit put into the work
The productiveness of the sill is the
foundation of national prosperity.
Let the boys have something about
the place that they can cal their
own.
Beauty is not always the bet recon-
mendation when choosing acompan-
ion for life.
Indiana dairy interests hve or
ganized to boost the milk ppduction
of the state.
The ambition to become lch and
own vast acres has kept mny men
poor all their lives.
Perhaps the best way to plve the
hired man problem would e to re-
| form the hired mans boss.
Some politicians are findinlout that
seats temporarily vacated toooften be-
come permanently vacated.
A smile costs nothing, and rings Its
own reward A frown also, but the
former brings greater divideds.
A good many statesmen coast OF
having had their ribs tickle with a
pillow handle when they wee boys
But you can't tell anything about a
statesman's boasts.
The man who thinks more aout the
comforts of his cattle than of is fam
fly deserves to be put into snchion
as narrow and inhuman s the
mental stanchion in which he as put
himself.
Comptroller Prendergast New
York city plans saving $3,5000O to
100000 a year In purchasg mu
nicipal supplies by making le city
its own middleman. This looi like a
bright idea.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
ECZEMA Is YEARS
FACE A MASS Of IT
Ssys ~Resinol Cured Me Of One of the
4 Worst Cases Anybody Ever Saw"

Philadelphia, Pa, Sept. 20, 1877
mao eczema for the last twenty-five
years, and have been afflicted so badly
mat for weeks could not go outside
me door. My face was one mass Of
pmples, and not only the looks OF 1t
out the itching and burning pains
tsxperienced we're just dreadful. lost
treat deal of sleep and had to Keep
ppened cloths on my face all Night
% relieve the pain. had becoma dis
gHsted with trying different things.
One day l made up my mind to try
Sesinol, and after using one Jar OF
1eslnol Ointment, and one cake OF
A.inol Soap, / saw the difference,
- now my face Is as clear as any
vodys. and I certainly don't need to
ashamed to go out. Resinol Soap
"a Resinol Ointment cured me OF
oee OF the worst cases Of eczema, !
seess. that anybody ever saw"
solsned) Mrs. c. Hellmuth. 5611 Apple
uee Street.
Nothing We can say OF Resinol
Equals what others, such as Mrs. He'll
neth. say Of 1t. II you are suffering
Gom itching. burning ekin troubles,
implies. blackheads, dandruff, chapped
nce and hands, ulcers, boils, stubborn
.oies, or piles, 1t will cost you nothing
0tIy Resinol Ointment and Soap. just
nd to Dept. 11-K, Resinol Chem. Co.,
nalumore. Nd, for q free sample Of
Ncn. Sold by all druggists.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
u.,,,,o &he Little Fellow.

The United Shoe Machinery Com,
~ Is the only real obstacle to the
,otion of a shoe trust. We help
y. email manufacturer to start In
s.',,ness and keep going. He could
- .nord to buy and care for his ma
INIT he can afford to lease them
.ss terms we give him based on
o. amber of shoes he makes-an
". ..ee of less than 2 % cents pair
"a let us keep them up to date.
-, e a fair arrangement. Some OF
=. hie fellows don't like our system,
s..suse they think we ought to give
80 special rates. But the little fel
~. stand with us because they know
treat all manufacturers alike nc
.,,er how many machines they use
MS we're not for our methods of doing
snsuess there would be no small fac
.or;es anywhere and no prosperous
s,.tories in small towns.
The United Shoe Machinery Co.
uoston Mass.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
TO MARKET FARM PR0UCTS
Secretary of Agriculture makeaeport
to Congress on EstabIishmt Of
Division Markets.

Systems of marketing farm pducts
and the demand for them at trse cen
tiers are the subjects Of a speal re-
port to congress by the secrary Of
agriculture, recently published The
report was made by special dection
of congress in order that infolation
might be at hand concerning ie es-
adjustment of a division of nrkets
in the department of agriculture The
secretary specifies various ties Of
service that could be perfornd by
such an office, with recommendations
that they be adopted, IL it is Gated.
The report covers 391 pages I'd is
crowded with information with gard
to the subjects treated.
The report treats of the moment
of farm products from the farm con-
sumner through great variety othan-
nels. The simplest distributions the
direct one Of delivery by farrr to
consumer, and next after this the
delivery by individual farmers as
sociations of farmers to individu;con-
sumers or associations Of conspers.
In these direct forms of distrition,
the middleman is eliminated, altugh
of course intermediate service are
performed either by producers by
consumers or by both parties.
Among the varieties Of middpen
concerned in the marketing of rm
products are the travelling huckers
who go from farm to farm gathtng
eggs, butter. poultry, calves, andth-
er commodities, which they sell to
shippers, jobbers, or retail dears.
The country merchant is often the,st
receiver of such products as ss,
farm made butter, poultry, wool, hes,
cotton, and sometimes grain and ly
In regions where grain is the stle
product, the tendency has been tots
place the country merchant by he
grain buyer and the local elevor
man.
Farmers commonly sell throh
commission merchants and to som0
tent directly to wholesale dealers I'd
also to retail dealers. The farmer &c
employs a trustworthy commis,r
merchant who will handle his prodts
honestly and honorably will get e
current prices for them within e
range of the commission merchas
business, but the farmer often fis
himself in the hands of a commisH
merchant who falsely reports that G
products were received in damaf
condition or that they were Of gre
lower than they were in fact, ore
reports receiving prices lower tt
those actually received by him for {
products. Worse than this. 1t Isl
NO means rare that the commiss
merchant has sold the products 1
failed to return the net proceed
Samples Of transactions In VIII
only one middleman intervenes
tween producer and consumer incl,
the commission man at a large N
ket who receives consignments of
stock from farmers and sells to pa
ere; the factor to whom the plan
consigns his rice or cotton and fr
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
Diplomatic Team.

Cricket was introduced into a GER
tain district OF India by a clergyman
from England, who hoped that the
game would foster a manly spirit. All
went well, according to the author of
"A Little Tour in India" the boys be-
came keen and a match was arranged
with a neighboring school. Then the
clergyman gave I team Is rupees
($4S0) to spend ION new bats, or
whatever would be most useful"
When the day came, the team turned
out for the match full Of quiet conf
dence, but with all their old accouter-
ments. why" asked the padre. what
have you done with those Is rupees
/ gave you?" well, sir" said the cap
tain, I'VE thought it best to spend it
all on the umpire" They won.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
Cooperation Not a Trust.

Farmers are anxious to know just
how far they can unite and work to-
gether without violating the federal or
state antitrust laws. If your effort
Is confined within the limits Of your
state, the attorney general at your
state capital can advise you IL your
plan is in danger of infringing upon
the state law against restraint Of
trade. If you contemplate interstate
operations, submit the scheme to the
United States attorney general at
Washington, ID. C. There is nothing
illegal in such. efforts as buying sup
plies together, running cooperative
creamery, cheese factory, butchery,
cannery, bank, etc.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
Autocratic Enuiishmen.

One of the reasons why English is
expected to become a world wide Ian
guage is that English people refuse to
learn another. For instance, at Mus
cat, at the entrance to the Persian gulf,
there lived for many years an English
man, supposed to be the only, or al
meet the only. British resident on the
Alden to Koweit. 1t would seem that
he could hardly have escaped knowing
Arabic. Yet he confessed that he
could not speak a dozen words Of that
language But how do you carry on
your trader" some one asked. "Oh,
he replied. the beggars have got to
learn English"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
Object Lessons.

Those who become discouraged by
mistakes are not very progressive.
Instead of being stumbling blocks
mistakes are object lessons that
arouse one to a closer sense Of OBJ
servation and point out facts. How
ever the man who makes the same
mistake twice 10 not a very observ-
ant persons.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
Make Il MeatY.

The author had Just received a note
...n the editor saying he was in need
!, an article, short, snappy and
,neaty."
-Great governor. man! Do you rea
ne what you are asking?' cried the
ito scribe. 1t is easy enough to
rite something Shorthand snappy,
,oo as | feel just now; but meaty-
~eatv, Man alive! And meat at %
.spts the pound and soaring higher
.v.ry day! You don't suppose I'll
-,ste much of that edible radium on
~ article for which I'll probably re.
.ssye a measly IS, do your
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10

by families already familiar with its
merits.
Syrsp Pepsin is mild. pleasant tast-
ing. and non griping. Mothers give it
to tiny infants. and yet 1t is effective
in grown-ups. 1t is for everyone who
suffers from any form of stomach.
liver or bowel trouble, constipation
dyspepsia. biliousness. etc. Its action
will so delight you that you will for
ever avoid harsh cathartics, purga-
tives, pills and salts.
IL no member of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you would
like to make a personal trial of it be-
fore buying it in the regular way of a
druggist, send Your address, postal
will do-to DR.. w. b. Caldwell, 203
Washington St, Monticello. H., and a
free sample bottle will be mailed you.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
Methods of Picking.

Either scalding or the dry-pick
method can be used for fowls inte
ed for market, but for broilers O
the dry-picking method is allowal
A chick only a few weeks old Is
very tender bird, but II scalded 1t '
be found impossible to pick 1t WI
out occasionally rubbing a little
the skin of. These spots will da
en- and give the broiler a stale 10
The scalding will also increase
tendency to decay. With dry pick
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
AWakenlnQ.

You're looking mighty sour; what's
the matter? Honeymoon over?" 81
guess So" How'd that happen?"
"Oh, we were drifting along down
life's enchanted stream, like the poet
tells about, and Just as was thinking
| should like to drift on and on with
her forever, she up and told me that
she had got to have some money
Houston Post.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-10
Knew All About IL

Young man, you must learn that
Their.
We'll, dad, at least, l have noted
points Of similarity between them"
in what way?" asked the encourag-
ed parent
You know the expression time
flies" replied the young hopeful
Buffalo Express.