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The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

n ETROTT. MICH.-Everybo knows
IL what to expect when the ground
hog comes out of his hole on FEB.
and sees his shadow, but what does 1t
mean when a red alligator somes out
of a drain pipe in October, and growis
at you?
That is what Nick Dippong. labor
er, is anxious to find out.
At least part of that experience nap
pened TO Nick the other day. but ne
is the only one who will vouch for the
growi.
Nick was employed on an excava-
ton Job at 80 Monroe avenue. He un-
covered a small tile and broke 1t
open with his pick.
Look out" he yelled. It's coming
out of the sewer"
Nick didn't stop to explain what
it was, but just breezed out OF tnat
basement and didn't draw fuii
breath until he was aboard dump
wagon outside.
Other workmen decided Nicks ac-
lions deserved an explanation, anu
they sought it In the basement. Ihere
was no mystery about it. however, fof
there near the tile lay the cutest III
tie red alligator they had ever seen
not that they had ever seen one De
fore. for they are all sober. industrious
men.
The diminutive saurian biinked oh'
eye and smiled at them. II Is raehe'
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
tJokn W White for Sheriff.
phiaef st. Loula sa& ~ ~

Mr.. E. E. Porter, brother of Mr.
Chas. Porter. of this city, and Mr.. Wal.
ter Porter, of Dermott, died at his home
in Texarkana, the first of last week.
Mr.. Porter was Al years of age, and was
one of the wealthiest men in the State.
For time the deceased resided in this
county, and was the founder of the
Porter Lumber Company at Cominto.
Mr.. Chas. Porter attended the finer
al. Mr.. Walter Porter, owing to a
spell of fever, was unable to go to
Texarkana, and be at the last illness
of his brother.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

man spoken here" and he gathered
that the customer wanted to know
why It wasn't being spoken
So he explained, with some delibera-
ton, and feeling for the right German
words. that Herr Long was out at
luncheon. and so was Fraulein Soano-
So: that he himself spoke only little
German, but he'd do his best.
The customer showed his hat back
ON his head.
well. I'll be derned," he remarked
with an unmistakable brogue. / see
the sign on yer windy, and in comes
to be getting bit practice In German
and | find ye don't speak 1t at all, al
all"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
snoke German at the Rate of 81 Miles an Hour

u ANSAs CITY. MO.-Over at the
n City Center bank they plume
themselves upon the ease with when
they speak German. Indeed. there is
a sign upon the window. announcing
to all and sundry that "Deutseh Is
"gesprochen" here.
The real German sharks are the
president ard a young woman BOOK
keeper. The jocund cashier also
speaks a little German sometimes-he
can order a beer in German with ease
but when 1t comes to more complex
matters he proceeds somewhat slowly
In the cultural tongue.
The other. day the president and
the demonstrating bookkeeper were
both out at: luncheon and the J. Z.
was in charge. To the teller's window
csfpe a snan who began to rattle on
: tbs haiser.s language at the rate OF
ninetytWo miles an hour The jocund
eashiers:raised one hand
- q 20 ~ ~, ,schneils: tnot so fasp,
wv Your ,ar hair !, :, !, :, =; slowed
hS-.pat y has su. an hour The
! - s. -. W.,
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

Those American subjects who
FIND themselves in trouble down
in Mexico. deserve little sympa-
thy. They were warned to get
out of that country long ago,
and should have needed the call.
The fact of the matter is, that
any man who would prefer
living in Mexico to this country
is scarcely worth looking after.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

to hold, share and share alike, the
business. the equipment, and all IN
and there about
Again David glanced at the portrait.
ITO have and to hold'-he smiled
with a quaint conceit in mind. An!
II only that interest represented the
original. as we'll as the mere portrait
of the girl with the wild rose face!
MIR. Lisles eyes were fixed upon an
entirely different object 1t was
large, bullying. narrow-mouthed vase.
It stood at the top of an old-fashioned
file case. where 1t had rested for
thirty years.
His dead father, William Lisle. had
made 1t. The business of the Lisles
for three generations had been bees
gax-bleachers and. refiners. When
oaraffine came In, William Lisle had
been first in the field. A proud me
mepto of the same was that vase, fash
toned by his own hand, and resting
nov where he had placed it TO sho"
,ow staunchly it resisted heat, colo
and age.
Rather mournfully John Lisls
viewed the old vase. 1t had not fu
elled its promise. Manufacturers VII
- oanital ate Jstanced
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
A Painless Headache.

Is there such a thing as Painless
Headache, Painless Neuralgia, Pain
less Rheumatism. Hunts Lightning
Oil will make the pain go away, and
the suffering cease. That's why
Hunts Lightning Oil is so popular,
and praised so much. Ask your drug
gist. advt
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

National Chairman of the
Democratic Central Committee,
Hon. Frank McCombs, was
married in London, England
last week, to Miss Dorothy Will
iams, of Washington, D. c.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

There are few grafters of
the United States who are ex.
tremely anxious to get this
country in war with Mexico,
with the hope that such an event
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

There is no serious objection
to keeping a good man in Office
when YOU once get him there;
but the thing to be sure of is
that you have a good man in.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
Notice.

NOtlCt.
The following Executors, Administrators
and Guardians have filed their Annual Ac-
counts Current at the Oct. term, 1918. of
the Drew Probate Court to come up for ap.
prevail at the Januaryterm 1914, of said Court
as follows, to-wit:
J. w. McKinstry, guardian OF Harrell Fergu-
son, minor.
z. T. Wood, guardian of Julia Styron q mi
nor.
Guy Davis, guardian Of Minna Harper mi
nor.
w. NJ. Morris, guardian of Annie and Mar
guerite Morris, minors.
j. J. Dicken, guardian of Jno. Edward Dick
en- minor.
E. b. Wells, Executor of w. T. Wells Estate.
And notice is hereby given that all persons
interested in any of the above named settle
ments are warned to come forward and file ex-
ceptions thereto, if any they have, on or be-
fore the End day of the Jan. term 1918, of
this Court or they will be forever barred from
excepting thereto, or any item thereof.
Witness my hand and official seal thi. the
9Th day Of November 1918.
NJ. NJ. DICKSON, Clerk.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
LEG AL NOTICES.
Warming Order

In the Drew Chancery Court.
T c. Stokes, Plaintiff
j. F. Cook and Il. c. Cook Defendants.
The defendants, j. j.. Cook and H. C. Cook
are warned to appear in this Court within
thirty 800 days and answer the complaint of
the plaintiff, T G. Stokes.
This Nov. 5th, 1913
j. w. kIMBlO, Chancery Clerk
11-6-4t phi By N d. GOTHAM, d, c.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
BECKONS.

it is only the man who has saved whe
can embrace her. The way to make
more money is to have some to start.
So save some of yours out every day.
Put it the Commercial Loan 4 Trust
Cos Saving Bank SO that it can be
earning something for you. Open an
account even if you have but $500. 1t
may be the first step to fortune.
Geo. A. Knox,
Cashier.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

erH Huu WesV%&
of this number onesha&6f X, I'll
perhaps. have quietly folded up
u -. N.LA -unto the the
MS snort term as.s>- s>,u s+o,a
given such eminent satiSracfi0H
that he will have no opposition
for a second term.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

Deafness Cannot Be Cured.

By local application, as they
cannot reach the diseased por-
tion of the ear. There is only
one way to cure deafness, and
that is by constitutional RENE
dies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed coalition of the mucous
Inning of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube is inflamed you
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

take to hold him fast. So, I
even imagine lion captured wit
paper? Well, not so very long
four huge man-eating lions wer
ken In that manner at the villa
Gwalior. in India.
1t happened that the head mi
the village was able to shut the
lions I'D in a hut into which the,
ventured In search of prey He
them thus barricaded for nearl,
weeks. no one being willing t.
tempt to capture them. FINAL,
thought of scheme that prov
successful as it was original.
He had thousands of sheets
paper spread on the ground befo
entrance to the hut. Then. sud
the barricades were lifted and
four lions came bounding out
the fly paper. OF course 1t stu'
their paws, and, of course, wheI
tried to lick 1t off it became stuc
to their faces and heads. ne
promptly forgot all about h.
ings and, in their wild ehe
get rid of the fly paperar
and over on the group 10 J n
fighting for breath. - -
Then the head n--
ers rushed forwart
lassoeed the plum
them up-fiy pap
Iancery Court.
2 Plaintiff,
VS. Only "
Willis, TO- -eoDn Defendant.
Charley Willis. is warned to
in this Court within thirty days and
the complaint of the Plaintiff, Mrs. Ell
Willis, for divorce.
'ss my hand and seal Of said Court this
of Nov, 1913.
j. w. KIMBRO. Chancery Clerk
]. C. k, atty By N. d. GOTHAM, DC.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
Warning Order,

In the Drew Chancery Court
Nathan Coleman, Plaintiff,
vs.
Lula Coleman, Defendant,
The defendant, Lula Coleman, is warned to
appear in this Court within thirty days, and
answer the complaint of the Plaintiff, Nathan
Coleman.
Witness my hand and seal as Clerk Of said
Court this 4th day OF Nov, 1918.
J. w. Kimbro, Chancery Clerk.
n6t h v atty By N D. Gotham DC
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
H0RS.


more hard w.adshealthy. 25c.
labor to perform, thai*@.,
Der of society. 1t may OR sale
for a good many of them email.
OF IT, and consequently areCo
successful as those who meet
to face and perform it with Wy
By reason of this great arr
hard work on the farm and Is @
tons within which they ~ GI1
farmers do not get as =
reading, research, thoR uI
tigation as some otS UUU
consequently are not
sition to be as segNish to
ture, even in ma i8patron-
life and work of z tivite you
are, or as they ss
For instanc oiiie anu
and hogs a,559azed. You
price OF cat. @a&elcome.
seen by tf&#M ,.s
them had . " - ~ "
their bre, 10 IN" Wespare
Now CEN. prase our Gus
Is sun e do all in our
is getti 'o'>~ that you get
mares id th II want.
is going tc no crE Us.
For several years :
reigning high prices i'll
markets. Mules have beenN>
and higher The price has
advanced. The mules have beu
ing more money than the horse
is the result? Why, the peopi
been breeding their mares to \
and raising mules for the marke
It seems nobody looked at the
aster that is bound TO follow; 10
the country should continue this
tice and it were to become universe
the course of time there would be
more mares to breed to jacks,
thus the very foundation for the 81
of horses and mules, would be 8
The effect is already beginning tt
noticeable. So much so in fact
the price of brood mares has alrt
advanced within less than a year
more than twenty dollars per b
If you do not believe it, just go to
\ of the markets and try to buy a
/ load of brood mares.
| Now is the time for the farmer
| this country to turn their attentie
! the breeding of horses, in order
VI increase the number of mares
| breeding purposes in the future,
five years from now everybody WI
! talking about the scarcity of h
/ flesh. and especially brood mares.
thrifty and business.like far
ID should profit by the opportunity
W it is ripe, and go to breeding h
now. There is good stock of
a lions in the country now, and o
IN can be had for the money, so TAX
at vantage of the situation without
d. Do not act unwisely and raise n
lie You might get more for your
for year or two, but when the
ok of brood mares runs out what wi
do, and how will you raise
ed mules or horses?
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
n the bdE
ITO having Ord or.

You know what a fe
full beast the lion is. 2hl Eerk
imagine what strong chainS. c.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13

"a thS eo"pistht Oh TIE fialntlH, scott
*a- Diyoree.
lhls nd and seal as Clerk Of the
With aourt, this the 2sth day of
Porter tos. KIMBFo, Chancery Clerk.
nartnershi By N ID. GOTHAM, d. C.
in the sar
ITO having Order.
tCopyrightle Drev Chancery Court.
Plaintiff
CAPTURED y
attendant.
Clever Idea That Ens' IS warned
Ger to subdue ty days and
Eating Ll'Hn' James
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1913-11-13
Warning )rder.

In the Hew Chancery Court.
Scott Owens, : Plaintiff,
Molhe Owens, Defendant
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-12-20

ductiOn of h~igh-grade running from
$50 to $50 a pound in value.
The Hines-Baldwin lease is being
operated through the Wheeler tunnel
on the White Rock. The vein which
the leasers have been following was
cut about 800 feet from the mouth of
the Wheeler tunnel. From time to
time ore of a good grade has been
found in this lease and the owners
have been confident that they would
ultimately break into Il real National
high-grade shoot.
Should the reported strike be veri-
fed it will be a most important devel-
Opment for the National district.
The White Rock property lies along
side and to the west of that of the
National Mines company. The Wheeler
tunnel has been extended into Charles
ton hill by various leasers for a dis
lance of 1000 feet.-HumbOldt Star.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-12-20
Should Become
a Big Producer

PITSBURK DOLORES. ,.-. ,.--.--.-...
Erick %Schrader, general manager of
the Pittsburg Dolores mine at Pine
Grove. and f.. Gelder, superintendent
of the Empire Nevada Copper company
near Yerington. came in from Bruins
wick canyon this morning. The gen
tlemen went to the canyon yesterday
morning and spent the day in investi-
eating the possibilities of the Yering-
ton copper property at that place.
In conversation with an Appeal rep
resentative. Mr.. Gelder stated that the
property showed every indication OF
ultimately becoming Il big producer. In
his opinion it only needed development
At the present time, he said, the Yer
ington was a good little mine, and with
the required amount of work it would
become Il big one
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-12-20
Fifty-TwO Tons of
Ore Produce $1,000

A bar of bullion, valued at 81, 600,
received at Woodbury's assay office in
Carson. was the result of less thar a
months work of J. March, and a helper
from the Lager Beer lease, on the Lager
Beer Mine at Silver City.
! various who have worked it. The
property for some time and has had
several mill runs, but the last one,
which resulted in securing the bar
! above mentioned, came from fifty-two
tons of ore and was treated at the Pol
lard mill.
The Lager Beer has been a producer
for a long period of years and has made
a number of small fortunes for the
| various leasers who have worked. The
| ore shoots are somewhat pockety. but
the lodges are said to be regular and
! well defined.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-12-20
National Records
Another Strike

A report was received by telephone
from National yesterday stating that
high-grade ore had been struck in the
Hines Baldwin lease on the WOrkman's
White Rock property. The report
stated that the miners had just broken
into ore Of the same character as that
found In the National Mines COM
pany's property, famous for its pro-
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-12-20
Personal Mention

George Springmeyer came over from
ReDu this morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Follett are visiting
with relatives in Carson City.
ingt0n schools Is spending the holidays
Il. l.. Waggoner, principle of the Yer
Attorney General Thatcher made a
brief visit to Reno today, returning on
the motor.
Professor Young, principle of the
Sparks schools, leaves tonight after
participating in the benefits of the in
stltute.
Attorney Charles Miller, former dis
trict attorney Of Lyon county, is in Car
son on business with the State Engi-
nccr'3 Office.
Miss II. O'Leary Of the educational
force OF Virginia City departed for her
home this morning after u weeks at
tendance ut the Teachers Institute.
Miss Eleanor Yerlngton, daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. YeringtOn, is home from
college to participate in the family
gathering during the yuletide season.
w. j. Sinclair, with wife and child,
arrived on the express from Reno and
continued on to Wellington where
Billy will conduct the hotel which he
recently purchased.
Railroad Commissioner Simmons was
among the incoming passengers this
morning to confer with his associates
ON important matters now pending be-
fore the commission.
Mrs. i. Leichman, cousin of Charles
Smoot, with her daughter Edith, will
leave this evening for Salinas, Califor-
mia, on a visit with relatives. They
will return after the holidays.
Miss Martha Gee, in charge of the
SChGrZ school, who has been the house
guest OF State Treasurer and Mrs Me-
MILAN while attending the Institute
departed this morning to resume her
duties.
Willie BrOugher was among the a
sonites returning from their studies ut
the California University yesterday to
enjoy the holidays. Willie is il guest
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Maurice Raycraft at
the Springs.
G. Il. Van Lew, principle of the
Chico, Cal, normal school was among
the departures asst evening, returning
to his duties in the California city-frOm
n visit with the Nevada educators
assembled ut the Institute.
James Davis of the State bank and
Mrs. Davis are in San Francisco where
they will consult with specialists in
regard to Mrs. Davis's health. 1t is
expected that an operation will be
Necessary to relieve her suffering.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-12-20
For Sale-A SNAP

Two lots in Chedic Addition with
a good substantial building l6x34,
and two side rooms Sxl0 feet each.
Price $500. Any cash offer consid-
cred. This is just the place for rails
or on the property, north Curry
street. d-1O
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-12-20
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Sunday school at 10 a. m.: Christian
Endeavor at $50 p. M: morning serv-
ice at II o'clock. Subject "The Good
News in Former Time" Evening serv-
ice at I :30.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-12-20

Everything first-class at the Sac
ramento Saloon. Drop in, get &C.
quainted and ask for anything you
want.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1913-12-20

Leave your orders for holly at
Bakers candy store. dis
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
For Sale or Trade

so acres fine coal land, $4,000
development work done. Every
thing ready for handling coal;
good road to city. A coal mine like
this in the Book Cliffs and will be
a money maker. See MS il you
want something that will beat
ranch or city income property.
Want to sell, but will trade.
A fine Plateau Valley ranch; 1j
a. in cultivation; this is good one
for sale only, but the price makes
it easy.
A Plateau Valley ranch, 1f2 II.
to trade for house in city. This is
good and you can make IA good
trade.
~ a. irrigated land in lower Rio
Grande valley. S. Il. Texas. Want
income business property.
Groom modern house in Pali-
SADIE; want house in Grand juno
ton.
40 a. Improved farm. Want city
residence.
) Il. i-room house, 3 miles out;
want small residence.
We have large list exchange
property. What have You?
WALKER 6 JONES
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
Admiral Twining.

Washington, June 2l.-lt is rum
ored around the Army and Navy club
that Admiral Twining has practical
ly given up hope of finding who
stole the plans for the battery guns
of the new battleships from his Of
flee. For some time the admiral
was on the carpet, but was able to
clear himself from al lblame. No
arrests have as yet been made and
the matter is considered as dropped
by great many of the naval offic-
ials.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
VIII Not Return.

Ed Gilcrest has accepted a posi-
ton in the Westcott Motor company
at Richmond. Ind, and will not re-
turn to this city, as he expected, ac-
eording to word received here yester-
day.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21

A happy event occurred at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. w. |. Ham
mond last Thursday night. A baby
girl, as stout and pretty and cute
as girl babies usually are when a
first one is born to 4 home, arrived
last Thursday night.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
FOR RERT-HOUSES.

FOR RENT modern 4-room hous-
es, with bath rooms. Laundry in
Easements, hot and cold water
These are close in. Call j. Il. Nc
Keuzie, the plumber. 6-2-tf
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
Perrys to 60 to Northwest.

Mr.. and Mrs. A. o. Peery and
daughter will leave Monday evening
for the northwest for two months
trip. They will go to Tacoma. Sc
attle. Vancouver and other cities and
will return here during the month of
August During Mr.. Peery's absence
Prof Ben NJ MacElry will have
charge of the offices Of the Grand
Valley Irrigation company.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21

To Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. J. Sullivan
was born girl, Monday night. This
makes number four for Mr. and Mrs.
NJ. J. and they say they like big
familiesI - IN.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
AlOpt Baby BOY.

Mr. and Mrs. Gerald V. Gimple
thursday adopted baby boy, Harold
Ray Tomlinson, aged IA days,
through the county court.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO TODAY
From The sentinel.
JUNE ~. ISDS.

c. w. Rundle is lusy harvesting
his big alfalfa crop. He has employ
ed on the ranch at the present time
about / 3 men.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
Mitchell Here.

Mitchell Here.
Dale Mitchell, well known cattle
man has gone to Unaweep canon and
is making his headquarters at the
Frank Blair ranch.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21

Eugene Phillips a former employee
of this office has gone to Leadville
to enlist as a volunteer.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
Goes to Dragon.

Goes to Dragon.
Amelia Mallon left this morning
for Dragon. Utah, expecting to spend
the summer there.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21

Fourth of July celebration at
Loutz's grove by the Turner'S.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21

Mrs. w. NJ. Van Buren, has been on
the sick list for the past few weeks.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
To Take Long Trip.

A party of local motorcyclists are
planning on taking a long motor
cycle hike in the Plateau Valley sec
ton tomorrow, making an all-day
jaunt of It..
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21

FOR RENT Modern furnished five
6-1S-tf
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
FOR RENT, SALE OR
EXCHANGE.

Groom modern, nicely furn-
lshed house with barn; FOR
RENT.
lO-acre, 5-ycar-old orchard
home, to exchange for residence.
A dandy pair of corner lots in
good location, for sale cheap, or
VIII exchange for Il good auto.
A modern Groom house in good
location, for sale, $50 cash, and
SO per month.
A splendid tract of High Line
land within two miles of this city,
Tor sale at $3.50 per acre; terms.
i strictly modern residence, TO
exchange; what have you?
$1,000 To loan for three years.
A splendid stock ranch of 200
acres for sale; 125 acres of which
is in cultivation.
CHAS, A. SMITH,
103 Sentinel Bldg.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21

O. NJ. James leaves tonight or to-
morrow for Galloway, Nebr., to make
two weeks visit.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-21
Lncal Girls pictnred.

Local GIrIs PIctnred.
The girls class of the Grand juno
ton Turn Verein were pictured in
yesterdays Denver Times which ar
rived today. They will take an i'm
portant part in the great turnfest
there next week.