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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17
one Way 20 Mako q living.

In the vicinity Of the London docks
there Is man who makes money
whenever he wants it by q crafty ruse
He fills an old port wine bottle nearly
up to the neck with water, then he
pushes arnold cork down the neck until
1t meets the water. The small space
above il filled with good port wine at
q cost OF about sixpence. and cork Is
gently placed in the top. He soon finds
a tiat on the streets who after sam
pling the wine Is willing to forfeit a
few shillings for the bottle. whereupon
the sharper speedily vanishes before
the deception Is discovered. Sheffield
Telegraph.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17

'What makes you stand on one foot
and move your shoulders in that way 2"
asked the snipe.
well" replied the crane. there's no
chance Of my learning to sing so I'm
practicing to see II can't become a
classic dancer" Washington Star
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17
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mid, gentle and effective laxa
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17

'.The fool. wrote Burne-Jones In
one Of his letters. has three laughs.
He laughs at what is good. he laughts
at what is bad and he laughs at what
he does not understand"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17
A Marvellous Escape.

My little boy had a marvellous escape, -
writes P. F Bastains Of Prince Albert,
Cape Of Good Hope. III occurred in the
middle of the night. He got severe al
tack Of Group. AS luck would have H., /
had large bottle of Chamherlain's
Congh Remedy in the house. After fol-
lowing the directions for an hour and
twenty minutes he was through all dan
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17
Chronic Dyspepsia.

Tie following unsolicited testimonial
should certainly be sufficient TO give hope
and courage to persons afflicted With
chronic dyspepsia: II have been a
chronic dyspeptic for years. and of all
the medicine / have taken. Chamber
iain's Tablets have done me more good
than anything else, /" says w. G Mattison,
No 7 Sherman ST., Hornelsvilie, N Y.
For sale by An Dealers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17
ORPHANS. COURT.

The Stated Meetings. Of the Orphans
'ourt Of Cecil county will be held ON the
second Tuesday ofevery month. Executors
Administrator and Guardians, wanting
heir accounts stated, will please bring In
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17
What It Proved.

Miss Youngthing Boo-hoo-hoo! Char
ley's given me ring set with a mean
little turquoise. Her Mether-Tha
an emblem Of constancy. Miss Young
thing 1t isn't. It's proof Of stinginess
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17

There is man whose wife makes
him get up SO often to hunt burglars
that he says he is going to let her get a
divorce and marry a night watchman
washington Star
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17
rellino a STORY.

When man starts to tell story
he proceeds by the most direct route,
but woman backs into It. -Philadel-
phia Ledger,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17

BYrHr ORpHANs' COURT ron CEcrL CoUETx,(
January l, 1904.
ORDERED, That all Administrators, ES
ecutors and Guardians that have not stat,
an account within year. come forward ant
do thesame, or show cause to the contral
or they will be cited up.
Test. THOS. B. MILLER. Regis.er
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17

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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-10-17
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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
CLASS PLAY is TONIGHT
Commencement Exercises
Tomorrow Evening
Three Graduates From the
Village Schools.

Through an error in copy, the
invitations for commencement
read Saturday, May Oath in
stead of Thursday, May goth,
resulting in an unavoidable
tangle.
Prof. F. D. Wartinbee author
ICES us to announce that the
class play will begin at s O'Clock
at the opera house tonight and
commencement exercises tomor-
row evening at the same place
and time.
The class play, THE Corner
Store" will be put on tonight by
a cast Of nine characters.
Tomorrow night at the grad
uation three will receive their
diplomas Patten, Alma
Hedburg and James Merical.
The Amigo orchestra will fur
nish the music.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
A BIT o NOTHIN'
seessseesseseeesesese

A good story is told from
parties up Phelps way and if
true, is some big josh on the
game warden. AS it goes, S. c..
Raymond appeared in Phelps
the other morning with a basket
full to the brim of something of
a delectable nature-at least one
would bet the limit on it from
the careful manner in which
Dad hung onto the basket
handles. Dad" was spotted
Immediately by a down state
game warden, who followed
him around some time snspecting
that the basket was full of fish.
At last feeling sure he was some
Sherlock Holmes, he asked
dad" to cough up" and deliv-
er the contraband goods. Dad"
did-and there was the incest
bunch of fresh eggs ensconsed
inside the basket one ever
laid eyes on.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
SENT TO REFORMATORY
Finn Perry Gets Fifteen
Month Sentence for Lar
ceny Last Wednesday,
Wife Discharged.

Finn Perry and his reputed
wife, Fawn Perry, half breed
Indians, We're taken to Wausau
last Tuesday at their own re-
quest and were arraigned in cir
cult court to plead to charges of
burglary. Finn Perry pleaded
guilty but insisted that the
woman had no part in the
crimes. He was sentenced to
serve a fifteen months term in
the state reformatory at Green
Bay at hard labor, while the
case against the woman was
dismissed. She was furnished
with transportation to Chicago
and sent out of the state.
Finn Perry was taken to the
Green Bay institution by Sheriff
Nemacheck, who with Deputy
James Oberholzter and District
Attorney Geo. E. O'Connor went
to Wausau with the prisoners.
The pair were charged with
having stolen a canoe, furniture,
etc, from John Ely and L. L.
Thomas at Lac Vieux Desert.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
GRADUATE AT HACKLEY
Ten Young People Finish In
the Phelps Graded School
Last Friday Night---Excel-
lent Program.

Those who attended the com
mencement and class play of the
Phelps graded school last Fri
day evening in the opera house
in that beautiful little village,
say it was excellent and reflects
great credit upon the faculty and
participating students
The opera house, where the
class play was given, was dec
GRATED in a most appropriate
and becoming manner, and the
rs. r. O." sign was in evidence
long before the curtain went up.
There can be no criticism given
over the manner in which the
participants handled the class
play.
The graduates were: Kate
Metz, Florence Tidd, Calvin
Holland, Laura Benson, Maude
Metz, Ella Grant, Carrie Shaw,
Daisy DeNover, Lisle Hutchins,
Kenneth Case.
The faculty: Arthur F. Oakley,
principal; Alice Bishop, Leona
Mack and Myrtle Evenson,
assistants.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
Transmit Current to Resort.

The Morey,' which opens
Friday morning to the public,
is having put up direct trans
mission line from the local plant
to the resort. Transformers will
be installed and the main lodge
and grounds will be lighted by
electricity throughout. A tele-
phone line is also being builded.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
Highway Commissioner Here.

F. M. Sargent, state highway
commissioner for this district,
arrived Yesterday and will sur
vev out roads in Villas county
for which state aid has been
authorized. Divided into seven
districts with a resident engineer
in each district, road building
throughout the state will pro-
gess rapidly. The district under
Mr.. Sargent's supervision COM
prises the counties of Ashland,
Bayfield,, Douglas, Forest, Iron,
Oneida, Price, Rusk, Wash
burn and Villas. The road COM
mittee, highway commissioner
and Mr.. Sargent left this morn
ing by auto for Phelps where
they will look over the Smoky
sake route. Tomorrow they will
'nSsServe the State Line highway.
.s,iday the routes on the west
side of the county will be gone
over.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28

NJ S. Fournier, owner of the Butternut Lake
Fishing and Hunting Club on the east shore OF
Butternut lake eighteen miles southeast of Eagle
River, was in the village Thursday. He purchased
the well known driving team, Dandy and Dora,
of C. L. Carter and will do his own transporting OF
guests from Three Lakes to his resort this summer
It'll be "safe and swift ride with a good team in
the leather"
shorty Fournier has more friends than the
average man. If you ever visit Butternut lake and
becoms guest at that famed resort you're spoil
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
LIKE CANADA
- of Clearwater
Backache Is.tigating the
f. Iorthweef Re-

,ra,rs,o5s suffer northwest Re
kidney i Ills rna|4 tbg .sconsin.
he back3chs month ago a party of
s sSe 5izz9 n this side ofthe county
..9sdition ;lmonton, Canada, their
lac 70 ola 1le qrpose being TO become
"A ANYBODY stlers of that much
fsrs oonstanlntry. OF that number,
baeha 95s Is returned to Wlscon-
| some irrsted with conditions in
fG5 tts'N Northwest.
Six left Eagle River: August
Radtke and wife, Ernie Hinkel-
man and wife, Stewart Langill
and Mrs. Gus Bentz. Herman
Korth of Clearwater lake accom-
named them. Korth returned
Monday thoroughly disguised
with the misrepresentation as
to the possibilities of that
country. Ernie Hinkelman and
family are now at Whitewater,
they having had their fill of
what was but wasn't.
Watch the News next issue for
a descriptive article from the
pen of Mr.. Korth on Canada.
it's good, and will aid in stop
ping migration to a country of
promises and land sharks.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28

here Saturday on their way to
Detroit at which place they will
make their headquarters until
July first when they will return
to the land ofsquare meals and
golden sunshine. Geo. Thomp-
son will run Havmeadow farm.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
Will Operate Resort.

Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Love OF
Michigan, have leased the main
lodge and cottages at Clear
water owned by N. A. Colman
and will operate a resort for
summer people. Mr.. and Mrs.
Love have had experience in re-
sort work, having been located
in Michigan.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
Visiting Eagle River Relatives.

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Stearns
Of Clarks, Neb., arrived Thurs
dav last for an extended visit
with Eagle River relatives. The
Stearns are grandparents to
Mrs. Louis Morgan and aunt
and uncle to Mrs. Finn Lawler
and c. H. Wiegand.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28

ed proposition, for Mr.. Fournier while skilled in
the culinary art is also accredited with being
of the most oblging landlords and guides you've
met in many day. Nothing too good for you and
he's ever ready to work for your enjoyment and
thorough comfort. He's also artist in taxidermy
and rustic and antique woodwork. Between the
two hobbies he has not failed in producing some
thing of which one never tires and at the same
time adds beauty and oddness your indoor
surroundings. Mr.. Fournier can now accommo-
date about eighty people with comfort.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
Business Meeting.

There will be a business
meeting of the Earnest Workers
at the home of Mrs. Rice next
Monday evening. All members
are requested to be present as
there is to be an election of Off
GERS
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28

southwest Of town. Mrs. Gorski
expects a party of lady friends
in a couple weeks and has rented
a couple of cabins from the state,
which are located near her place.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
Building Large Bungalow.

George Punches and Gus Bentz
left Monday for Lac Vieux De
sert where they will build a
good sized bungalow for A. O..
Sla lighter and DR.. Macy, two
Chicago gentlemen who lately
purchased frontage of Harry
Frank.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28

H. c. Wittenherg and w. G..
Hawkins arrived the first of the
week from Chicago and are now
domiciled in the Wittenberg cot
tage on Loon lake. The former
is father to R. c. Wittenberg and
the latter brother-in-law to
Mrs. August Well Some bulky
bunch, these fellows, and it's a
five o-one shot that they break
into print before next week is
ended.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28

Since Menefee has cleaned the
Deerskin of its clubs and suckers
it's up to Mckenzie to make
good on ais boast of that creel
of coarse" rainbows.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
FISH TRAIN ON FRIDAY
Weekend Trips Until June
10th, When Regular Sum-
mer Schedule Goes Into
Effect.

The limited or fish" train will
arrive in Eagle River next Fri
day morning beginning a series
of weekend runs until June Goth
when the regular service goes
into effect.
1t is said there is a good pas
senger list booked for the first
train at Chicago and Milwau-
kee The train from Chicago
will 60 up as far as Cisco once
each week as follows:
Friday morning May 3Oth.
Friday Z" June 9th.
Friday 18th.
1t will leave Cisco for Chicago
on Sunday evenings, June 1st,
9Th and 18th.
Beginng June Goth, it will
leave Chicago on regular daily
schedule.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
Kinney Lost Horse.

N. L. Kinney says fishing for
perch is rather costly. Went to
Boot lake last week and while
busy fishing his horse cast itself
in a corduroy and broke a shout
der.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
Building on Lake Alden.

Mrs. w. O. Gorski, who recent
ly returned from winters visit
at Chicago, is building on her
summer property on Lake Alden,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28

- Have Gone to Detroit.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. F. HAYWARD
Oh Rummeles passed through
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
1.-THE Sweet Shop"

Detachable fruits in season
every day at The Sweet Shop"
Give us your order.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28

No Memorial Day Exercises.
There will be no regular OBJ
@rvance of Memorial Day In
Eagle River.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28
JUST FISH STORIES

Fishing season for all kinds of
game fish opens Friday morn
ing; May 3Oth.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-05-28

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-12-28

JOHN PAUL JONES. OF Cornell UndyeY-
sity. created q now worlds amateur record
for the one-mile run At tine intercollegiate
championship games at the Harvard Sta
dunn, on May 81, when he broke the tape
In 4 minutes IL 2-b seconds, thereby CLIP
ping a full second from the mark which
be himself set two years before
HANNEs KOLEHMAINEN. Of the Irish
American A. G., broke every American out
door record from three and Oue-haIf miles
up to ten miles, In the national ten-milo
run championship Of tho Amateur Athletic
Union at CoinmbIa University on Novem-
Der I. Kolehmalncn's time for tho ten
miles was 81 minutes SIS seconds.
y. I. WENDELL, Of Wesleyan Univer-
sity, eaualied the worlds record Of 90 3-5
seconds for tho a20-yard low hurdles ut
the intercollegiate championships. Wen
DELE time equalled A. &. Kraenzlein's rec
ord, made fifteen years ago.
JAMES y. MEREDITH, of tho Univer.
nty Of Pennsylvsnis. set n new worlds
mark for tho 600-yard run indoors, on
April II, OF minute Is as seconds, and
came within three seconds Of the outdoor
record. held by NJ. w. sheppard.
PETER NOLO. n two-yesr-oid colt, set
q new worlds mark Of 2:o4IH for trottinE
one mile. AT Lexington, Ky, on October Z.
r. w. KELLY, Of tho University of
Southern California, equailed the worlds
record Of 10 las seconds for the i20-ysrd
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-12-28
No Monopoly in
College Titles

Interco,ie gaze athletics IN the calendar
year Of 1919 attained plano OF efficiency
that had never before been reached. In
many lines Of sport new records were ere
ated. and in every branch OF competition
there were contests OF the highest rank.
Added 10 the successes on the clnder path
ond the grdiron, the river and the dia-
mond tho better and moro wholesome
regulation Of college athletics by faculty
committees. which FIRST was introduced
BY the University Of Chicago. back in 1870.
and has rapidly been gaining ground
since has brought them into high popular
favor Furthermore. they arc becoming
more and more part OF the regular col
lege curriculum.
To all college men football stands first
as the sport par excellence, but the foot
ball season OF 1919 Is SO fresh in mind that
perhaps only a word or two will be neces-
ss ~ 70 recall here its most salient feat
ures. with the greatest emphasis, OF
course. on the wonderful team which iIar-
ward put on the gridiron.
For the second time in as many years
the Crimson eleven went through the sea-
son without a defeat. bringing TO an end
a successful season by trouncing the Yale
team by a score OF 10 to 8, thanks large
" to the wonderful kicking ability or
Charles Edward Brickley, who scored no
less than FIVE goals from the field. four
on drop kicks and one from placement.
One of the most remarkable features OF
the Harvard Yale game which clinched
the Eastern title for the Crimson was the
fact that not a single touchdown was
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-12-28
Leading Records of a
Record Breaking Year

high hurdles, held by A. Il. shaw, W. A.
PAT RYAN. Of tho Irish American A. C..
set two new marks with the hammer. He
threw the 18-poand hammer 188 feet
inches on September I, and on October ~
he set new worlds mark with the
I2-pound hammer. with q throw Of eiS
feet ga inches.
LEO GEHRING. Of the Mohawk 4. C.,
crented q new record for the standing high
jump. OF feet ga inches, nj Travers
Island. on Juno "a.
DUKE r. KAHANAMOKU. Of Honolulu,
created another worlds swimming record.
Of 20 e-5 seconds for nifty yards. on August
o, mt Honolulu.
wHIsK BROOM II, a ive-y car old. set q
new record OF minutes for ono and q
qusrtsr miles, at Belmont Park. IRON
MASK made a record Of I minute 10 as
seconds for SIX furIongs, At Louisville.
TROGLEGS, . four-year- old, raced to q
wovid's record Of ! minute 80 seconds for
one mile and twenty yards, at Louisville.
EARL COOPER. In . stutx car. made a
new worlds automobile record Of 8:e7:ea.so
for two hundred miles on a circular track,
nj Fresno, Cal. on February 10.
The MAPLE LEAF ". In the race for
the Harmsworth Challenge Trophy. set a
worlds mark Of 30 minutes 70 S-5 seconds
tor S2.4 miles. nj Osborne Bay. England,
or an average speed Of 4s.02 knots an hour.