The chronicle=news., 1913-04-05
"reminiscences Of
The Frontier Days
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The green Dutchmnn has Alway.
been the butt OF considerable good
humcred railiery throughout the
frontier west and teh incident now
under consideration shows how v.r-
dant some OF those fellows really
We're. Heinrich korncmann was Just
about the greatest chucklch.aG In
the Who'll. blooming bunch and was
employed In iss" by on. OF I'll. gres,
brewing concerns ~ St. Louis. In
April ne the days begrn to stretch
fhcn-.i,e. long between sun and
sun II was agreed nj the office to
send him out west to Join their
agent. Joan Trevor. "a: ueadw ood In
the Black Hilis. They bought him a
through ticket 10 Sidney ON tn. Tn
ion Pacific with - stag. COUPON that
would carry him over til. burning
sands to DcadNood. drunk or sober
and the boys never dreamed tina,
anybody would &c; tn. dead wood
on ih.iF man or that h. would no,
pull through all tight.
Henry could not speak word q.
English and 'hi. was wh.t. h. fell
off II. sot To Omaha all right and
the rui'h cmisrant agent. vhos.. job
II Was to camp around OH the trans
Ter platform and see that In. ,ray-
cling cat'l" wcr. .hunf.d over nj!
, light. was there ON hand like y .ogr
I thumb aud saw that Henry aa.
started off pfop"rly ON the ,hrou;li
californi' overland. "rnd irx; y-r-
scscn Sic mich; all. lei, In sidney
absustcixen. hS aid to Henry In
their native tongue. Henry OF course
forget II all the while aad when ne
came to and they dug him Out oil his
misty mediation he was In Salt Lake
CITY,. nearly thousand miles be-
yond his Jumping off place. All they
could do or coussc ~as to railroad
him back with -~crina admoni Ions
not 20 forget to get off At Sidney.
The Tu.tous next appearance Was
back ut tn. tran,fer platform In On
aha The Dutch cmixfant agent va.
there to rcceiv. him and had to do
n little cus.ing on his own hook
Tam I. all. he said. keep YOUR
eyes oien. .xAd get off u, sidney e
Then the, Unlopd.d tn. unhappy
German back onto III. OvcTlan.
| train and told him to be sure and
got Off NJ Sidney. He did not know
Sidney from Adams OFF on and tn.
trainmcn did not know tha, he did
not know 80 they did not put him
of n. Sidney aud 1t was not until
they got to Choyeanc ,ha, they dis
covered their mistake. Their first
idea was to put the flying Dutch
man into a crat. and ship him back
as livestock. Through a handy in-
;crprcter Henry though, h. knew
all about Sidney and so h. was re-
turned with further instruction TO
get off at that hcodoO station OF Sid
ncy wherever that nigh, have been
Ia the hcfuddlcd brain Of the pro-
icssional tourist with stage cou-
ron for Deadwood.
Did he iail off a, Sidney--so near
and Yet so arr Not yet. II was this
way; The emigrant agent for the
third time found his old friend Hen
| rich korncmann once more on the
transfer platform at Omaha and
then the devil was to pay. You get
der train off at der Sidney burg"
he said rather cxcitedly. Look all
der vile FOR der sign Sidney and ged
| OFF. Then he tied a dog check onto
the ossiiie mans coat lapel and told
, him to sit on a trunk in the baggage
car until the men put IL Off at Sid
ncy and to let them put him off with
the baggage. This was the third
| charm that worked aud somebody d:
Sidney lead the bewildercd Prussian
to tchs tage and locked him inside
until the catamoran pulled out
across tn. Pumpkin Seed Tor far-oft
hcadwood five hundred miles away.
In xA.h h.
schwab get out and help push the
heavy concord up the long hills and
through the sand dunes is quite an
other stary. but Heinrich Korne-
mann finally got trough to Dead
wood and is there today. one OF the
richest men in the great Honestake
gold camp. where one mine has pro-
duccd sl50.000.0OV with enough ore
blocked out to- Keep the works run
ming continuously for Il hundred
,oars. rs.-Field and Farm.
The Monroe Doctrine. Somewhere
back In the misty memories OF the
carly 70's there looms up a shady
little incident which might lust as
well he told hcrei instead of letting
IL slide into oblivion where most OF
,he good tales go. The star of em
pirc was, beginning to point the way
to the Canadian through the buffalo
land in the Panhandle country and
few adventurous folks were set
tling on the sequcstcrCd ranches
hcrc aud there when the Conlanohes
dtd 'nUt object too strcnuously. Two
young brothers named Monroe came
along into the forbidden preserves
and sci stakes lust below the Mex