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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Dead dogs Wag no tails.
Some wives really believe tina they
nave faith in their husbands.
Men like to talk as we'll as women
do, but they want IA for it.
You may expect cold treatment
from theirs if you make IL hot for
them.
Why is a baby nearly always good
nat'lred in the morning when others
are i'll natured?
Many a mans cordial h~andshake is
due to the fact that he needs that
dollar in your pocket.
If an old soldiers story doesn't line
up with history he blames il on the
historian. who probably wasn't there.
After a man reads a newspaper joke
Is anxious to make an after dinner
speech for the purpose of ringing
IT, in.
Any girl will cheerfully give up a
dollar to a fortune teller in exchange
for the information that she Is going
m he married within a year.
Mayhap it has occurred to you
that the world is sad enough without
wearing mourning.
Before betting on your sympathies,
remember that sympathies are large
~ for the under dog.
-
Women who can't vote can weep
which is more effective as a means
for having their way.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

S~' ~ ~1'
Who counts no day as quite
complete whose low, descending
sun goes down without his hav-
ing put Grim Reaper on the run?
Who would not be a. happy with
a million dollar check. as when
he comes within a hair Of frac-
turing his neck? Who plays the
human rocket at 10000 feet or so.
SO we may see the al-lum at the
Palace nickel show? Who'd turn
a fip-hop of the moon with gay
and merry jsst-or any other
damphool stunt the neighbors
might suggest? Who gives the
undertaken man the merry. merry
ha? (But Just the oAne he sticks
around.) Daredevil Rodmau Law.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Women who can't vote can weep,
which is more effective as a means
for having their OWN way.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31
PROGRESS.

surslar-"I.ast time you defended
ne you only charged me s45i"
Lawyer-"That was Ave wear. -
~nen you were q struggling yonnr
burglar. Now that you have arri,aS.
you must pay more!" u
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Before betting on YOUR sympathies
remember that sympathies are large.
~ for the under dog.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Foreign ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Echeercr Special Agency, Peoples Gas
Building. Chicago: titth Avenue Build
lnk, New York.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Entered az second class matter az tne
,ost Office at Grand Forks. North Da-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Why is a baby nearly always good
natnred in the morning when others
are i'll natured?
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31
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POINTED PARAGRAPHS.


Dead dogs Wag no tails.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Some wives really believe tina. the
have faith in their husbands.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Mayhap it has occurred to yoy
that the world is sad enough withou,
wearing mourning.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Patsy ana Tom wses' working mar
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

Men like to talk as we'll as womel
do. but they want pay for ii.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-31

You may expect cold treatmen'
from others if you make it hot fol
them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
MONA A SPECIFIC
FOR STOMACH ILLS

You must take precaution against
stomach distress. Ii is dangerous and
needless for you TO suffer.
\ bad taste in the mouth. headache,
dizziness. coated tongue, pain in the
colon or bowels usually means that
you have been eating too much or
something that the overloaded and
tired digestive organs refuse TO handle
in the natural way. You should get
relief at once.
Mi-o-na Tablets are a sure and safe
specific for stomach disorders. Get a
fifty-cent box tOday--always keep
them in the house-carry them when
them at the first
warning of stomach distress. No
more effective remedy is known for
stomach ills-and absolutely harm
less.
If you have that uncomfortable feel
ing of fullness, stomach upset, and
are irritable and depressed. beware
you are warned that the stomach and
not delay. Take Mi-O-na-at once
digestive organs are in rebellion. Do
immediate relief is certain.
If not benefited Mi-o-na costs moth
ing. Wettick's ORIGINAL Kut Rate
Medicine Store and druggists every
where -AdVt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
RHEUMATIC PAINS
PROMPTLY DISAPPEAR
Relief Comes After Taking Few
Doses of Croxone.

Ii is needless TO suffer with rheuma-
tism. and be all crippled up. and bent
out Of shape with its heart-wrenchlng
pains. when you can avoid IT.
Rheumatism comes from weak, in
active kidneys. that fail 10 filter from
the blood the poisonous waste matter
and uric acid; and the only way TO
overcome it is to remove the cause.
Croxone does this because il neu-
tralizes and dissolves the poisonous
substances and uric acid that lodge
in the joints and muscles. TO scratch
and irritate and cause rheumatism.
and cleans out and strengthens the
stopped up. inactive kidneys, so they
can filter the poison from the blood.
and drive il on and out OF the sys-
tenn.
Croxone is a truly remarkable medi-
cine for rheumatism, kidney troubles
and bladder disorders. You will find
il differs from other remedies. There
is nothing else just like It, 1t mat
tiers not how old you are, or how long
you have suffered, il is practically
impossible 10 take it without results.
Relief follows the first few doses. and
you will be surprised how quickly all
misery and suffering will end.
An original package of Croxone
costs but trifie and all druggists
are authorized to sell it on a positive
money back guarantee. Three doses
a day for a few days is often all that
is ever needed to overcome the worst
backache or urinary disorders.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
Additional Sport
N. D. FOOTBALL HEROES NOW COACHING RED MILLER

During the time that football has
been a college sport at Notre Dame.
the gold and blue school has turned
out numerous players who are now
coaching other schools. Preemi-
nent among these men, both as a
player. a student and a coach, is Har-
~ Red Miller. He has coached
at Creighton university since leaving
college and by his skill and persev-
erance has placed the Omaha school
on the football map. Before the
coming OF Miller, Creighton's teams
were of little account. Last year the
Westerners under Reds" tutelage.
defeated Marquette and this season
turned the trick again. Creighton is
now recognized as one Of the impor-
tant teams west of the Mississippi
and this year they have a game sche-
duled for Thanksgiving Day with
South Dakota one Of the strongest
teams in the West.
". DIS Greatest Back.
Miller is regarded as the greatest
halfbaCk ever produced at Notre
Dame. Along with that he enjoys the
distinction of being one of the young
est nen TO wear an n ID. monogram.
He made the football team in 1906
when but II years old. Miller was
one OF the big factors in the success
OF the gOld ana blue eleFenS during
his four years at college. In 1907 and
in 1908 he was picked for the. all
state team and in 1909 was unan-
imously chosen all-western halfback
by the sporting writer's of the west.
Red" came to Notre Dame in 1906
and in his freshman year played a
dashing, clever game at left half
back. He was a consistent worker
and a hard trainer and was always
ready to pitch in and do his eery best
for the eleven. Miller was a most YER
satile player, and in 1907, when Coach
Barry needed center, he called up
on Red" to fill the bill. Miller was
a wonder at backing up the line and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
THREE TIGER'PITCHERS
WIN MORE THAN SQUAD
Donovan, Killian and Mullin Flung
More Victories in 1907 Than
Whole 1918 stan.

DETROIT. Mich. Nov. 3. - Three
pitchers, Donovan, Killian and Mullin.
won more games for the Tigers the
first time they captured the American
league pennant Gin 19O7) than all of
the Jungle hurlers put together were
able TO take during the season of 1913.
In each of several years three twirl-
ers carted off 70 games for the year S
work. while the entire Tiger crew
could garner only Sc this year.
AS a matter of fact in 1907 DonO-
van and Killian together came within
16 games of the mark of 1913, win
ming 25 each. They could add to
theirs either the winning games of
Mullin. who won 20, or OF Siever. who
won 10, and beat the 1913 Tigers
mark.
In 1908. the only year not mention
ed in which the Tigers copied the
flag three pitchers came within nine
of the Sc mark. and four of them
passed it by the length of a daschund.
Here's another fact, that is start
ling In 1907, Donovan, Siever and
Mullin pitched the Tigers within one
OF the number of victories gained by
Washington this past season. Wash
ingtOn is second in the standing and
pressed the Athletics for the lead of
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
DIABETES YIELDS
IN HOSPITAL

Place-Good Samaritans Hospital in
Dawson city. Yukon Territory, Alaska.
Patient-G. A. Hatch, a business man Of
Dawson.
Diabetes. believed to be incurable
the world over.
PrognOSis- Hopeless. moi only because
physicians consider IL so, but the con
dition of the patient was so extreme that
death was believed 10 be not far away.
A friend OF Hatch's heard about his
plight and called upon him. He told
Hatch that FIVE years ago be was II the
same fix and sent 70 California for Full
tons Diabetic Compound, and IL restored
him 10 business. He stated that he kept
some OF IL on hand and would loan Hatch
some till more could be had from san
Francisco.
To the surprise Of Hatch's friends be
was soon able 10 leave the hospital. In
stead OF being in his grave four months
later found him on a visit 20 his old home
in Portland, Maine.
Passing through san Francisco he
called and gave Us this item in person.
IL YOU have diabetes and are Of middle
age or over do you not owe IL 90 yourself
and family % try FultOn'S Diabetic Com
pound before giving up. II can be had
al Moods and Streibel. Pebble Drug Store.
Ask FOR pamphlet or write John j. Full
ton Co, san Francisco.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03

unnatural hunger. picking the nose,
great thirst. etc. are indications Of
worms. Kickapoo Worm Killer is a
reliable thorough medicine for the
removal OF all kinds Of worms from
children and adults. Kickapoo Worm
Killer in. pleasant candy form, aids
digestion, tones system, overcoming
constipation and increasing the action
OF the liver. Is perfectly safe for even
the most delicate children. kickapoo
Worm Killer makes children happy
and healthy 25c. Guaranteed. Try
1T. Drug stores or by mail KickapOO
Indian Medicine Co. Philadelphia and
ST Louis Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
MODERATE TEMPERATURE
PROMISED FOR WEEK

WASHINGTON. Nov. 3. - Clear
skies and moderate temperatures are
promised by the weather bureau to
practically the entire country for the
next few days.
With the exception OF little rain
and snow early in the week over the
extreme northwest" said the weekly
bulletin Sunday night. generally fair
weather will prevail over the country
until the middle of the week. when
another disturbance will appear over
the far north vest, bringing with IL
some rain and snow that will prob
ably extend eastward over the upper
Mississippi valleys and the greater
portion OF the lake region by the end
of the week
In the Ohio valley and the south
west fair weather will continue after
the middle OF the week.
Temperatures will arise early in
the week over the central and the IN
terror eastern portions OF the country
and will fall somewhat in the middle
plateau, but no unusual extremes or
temperature are indicated AT present
for any portion OF the country"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
NABlCHT FUNERAL HELD
Many Friends Pay Last Respects to
EstimabIe Woman.

Nearly 300 were present at the flu
neral services Sunday afternoon of
Mrs. Lisette Nabicht, which were
held at the residence of her son, Fer
dinand Nabicht, S14 y. Notre Dame ST.
at 2:30 o'clock. 1t is said by friends
Of the dead woman to have been one
of the largest attended home funerals
ever held in South Bend. Mrs. Ma
bicht died Thursday afternoon at her
residence, Lake Park, near Laporte.
She was AZ years old and is survived
by a son, Ferdinand, and two brothers
and a sister who live in Germany. One
carriage was required solely for the
floral offerings.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03

the league late in the season.
And still another. George Mullin
in 1903 won as many games as any
two Tiger pitchers during the 1913
season. The official records give
George 29 victories in 1909, while Du-
buc got only Is this year, with Dauss
and Willett tied for second place with
13 each
Furthermore, while Mullin was win
ming his 20 games he was losing few
er than any Tiger pitcher this year
has lost, if he stayed with the club
the entire season.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03

Sluggish iivers and bowels are the
cause OF nearly every disease. Cleanse
your system. regulate the bowels and
liver to healthy, natural action by Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea. The
surest remedy known TO start you on
the road to Wellville. CoOnley Drug
store. Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03

Torpid liver. cOnstipated bowels and
disOrdered stomach are the causes OF
these headaches Take DR.. King 3
New Life Pills. YOU vii be surprised
how quickly you will get relief. They
stimplate the different organs 20 do
their work properly. 30 better reg
ulator for liver and bowels Take 25c.
and invest in a box to-day. Recon-
mended by All Druggists. AdVt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
CENTURIES BEAT 5. III.

In a hard fought game the Centu-
ries defeated the S. H. by the score of
TO 0. The Centuries tore up the
losers line for the only touchdown.
Bodey starred for the s. II. The Cen
turtles would like 10 meet the Muessels.
Shamrocks. or the Budweisers next
Sunday. For games call 1855 Home
phone after o. m.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
BEATS AUTOS.

PHOENIX. Ariz.. Nov. 3. - Paul
Derckam of Los Angeles, Sunday won
the San Diego-PhOeniX motorcycle
race of Ala miles across mountains
and deseft His time was 16 hours.
minutes-S5 minutes better than
the best time made by automobile
racers between the same points
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
Saved His Foot

II. ID. Ely. OF Bantam. O.. suffered
from horrible ulcer on his foot for
four years. Doctor advised amputa-
ton. but he refused and reluctantly
tried Bucklen's Arnica Salve as last
resort. He then wrote: Il used your
saIve and my foot was sooh completely
cured" Best remedy for burns, cuts.
bruises and eczema. Get box to-
day. Only 25c Recommended by
All Druggists. Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
SEES WILD DEER.

BUCYRUS, O., Nov. 3. - Charles
Gehret, a farmer living two miles east
Of Bucyrus, reports having seen a full
grown deer with his cattle today. No
wild deer previously mad been seen
in Crawford county for fifty years.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
N. S. TEAM is WINNER
Lads Averaging 115 Pounds Play a
Scrappy Game at Oliver Field.

The n. S. football team defeated the
ernoOn by a score of s to 0. A touch
back and touchdown gave the win
ners their scores. Manager Topped
carried the ball over for the touch
down.
The y. S. team is anxious to ar
range games with any team averag-
ing around lis pounds. For games
call Home phone S609 Wednesday
evening from s to 10 o'clock.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
Walthetr League.

Monday-Never Sweats VS.. Inter
state.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. vs.. Standards.
Friday-JuIiors VS.. Ramblers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
Studebaker League.

Monday-Spokes VS.. Skeins.
uesday-AXles VI. Tongues.
Wednesday-Rim VS.. Hubs.
MISREPRESENTATION vs. Reaches.
Friday-Bolsters VS.. Hounds.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03

his superb playing strengthened the
Notre Dame defense. He was chosen
all-state center and at the end of the
season was elected captain for the
following year.
Stars Against Michigan.
In 1908 Notre Dame battled with
Michigan FOR the first time in five
years and held Hurry Up" Yosts
men to a II TO score. With Capt.
Miller backing up the line at center,
Notre Dame presented an impenetra-
table front before the Michigan
backs attack. The Wolverines could
not get within NOtre Danes 20 yard
line and Allerdice's toe was all that
saved Michigan. as the star halfback
booted three field goals. Drop kicks
at that time counted for four points
apiece. Later in the season Miller
was sent TO left halfback where he
shone as a groundgainer especially
In the II TO and s to victories
over Indiana and Wabash.
The season of 1909 was Miller's big
year. Because Of his experience and
speed in the backfield all the plays
were built around him and il was
largely due to his proves that Notre
Dame defeated Michigan, IL to 8, and
won the western championship. "Hur-
~ Up" YOst Walter Camp, and a host
OF other critics took of their hats to
Miller and proclaimed him the best in
the west The defeated Wolverines
had nothing but praise for his work.
Miller was Notre Danes idol in 1909
and the students were sorry TO see him
graduate thu following June.
The year after his leaving Notre
Dame, Miller went to Creighton,
where he has since been turning out
splendid teams.
Editors Note:-This is the first of
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
G. \. sCIub League.

Wednesdays. A. C.'s VS.. Cubs
Thursday-Colts VS. Athletics.
F'riday-Stars vs.. Singers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
ALL FIELDS ABLAZE.

LONDON. Nov "A Bucharest
dispatch 20 the Daily Telegraph re-
ports that three oil wells. includin-
the famous Colombian well in the rich
Moreni region. are on fire.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03

hayr's Wonderful stomach Remedy can
really be termed wonderful remedy and
the benefits that IL gives I'm many OF the
most chronic cases Of Stomach Trouble
has spread its fame from one end OF the
country 10 the other No matter where
You live-yOu will find people who have
suffered with Stomach, Liver and Intes-
tiHal Ailments, etc. and have been re-
stored in health and are loud in their
praise Of this remedy. There IL not a day
out what one hears OF the wonderful re-
suits obtained from this remedy and the
DEMENT'S are entirely natural as IL acts
ON the source and foundation OF these all
nents, removing the poisonous catarrh
ana bile accretiOns, taking out the inham-
nation from the intestinal tract and as
sists In rendering the same antiSeptic
sufferers are urged TO try one dose
which alone should relieve your suffering
ana convince you that Mayr's Wonderful
stomach Remedy should restore you to
good health. Put 10 10 test today-the
results Will be a revelation TO you and
You VIII rejoice over your your quick re-
cOvery and once again know the Joys Of
living. Send for booklet on Stomach ALL
ments TO Geo. II. Mayr, Mfg. Chemist, 156
Whiting St. Chicago. or better still, OBJ
tain a bottle from your druggist
For Sale in South Bend by all drug
gists and in Mishawaka by Red Cross
Pharmacy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
c. y. Club League
Cooked Hat League.
GAMES THIS WEEK.

EMS ItdHUt.
WedneSday-Stags VS.. Bills: Deer
VS. Tylers.
hursday-Charms vs.. IIOofs
Friday-Toasts VS.. Horns.
Antlcrs' League.
MISUNDERSTANDING VS.. Antlers.
Thursday-Tusks VS. Hairs; Prongs
VS.. FawnS
Friday-TaiIs VS. Bucks.
SGturday-Elks VS.. Teeth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
Postomce League.

Monday-Finance VS.. Mailing.
dnesday-ROwdie US. Disturbers
Friday-Grays VS.. POstpen.
Cooked Hat League.
Wednesday - Nationals Us. Stars
Specials VS.. Tigers; Imperials vs.
Cleaners.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03

Editors Note:-This is the first Of a
series of articles concerning old Notre
Dame heroes wh) are showing their
football knowledge to develop col
lege and school teams.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-03
Nearby EVERY CHILD HAS
WORMS

Paleness. at times a flushed face.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-06-17

Aristocracy Of labor-Wide discus
sion is being caused by recent express
sions of Jonathan B. Frost, the well
known southern author, on "Justifiable
Aristocracy." Mr. Frost has defined
aristocracy as he understands it in a
new and striking way.
Mote in any American city," ne
says, ''the proportion Of its successful
men who were farm born and bred or
who come out from other avenues OF
physical labor. The fact that they are
self made, trumpet tongue to us the
truth that we have passed the time OF
births supreme influence on social
standing, intellectual attainment and
natural preferment and entered the
age of the justiiable aristocracy where
the standing of people Is self deter
mined by industry and character"
Mr.. Frost says further "Idleness
was the pride Of the old aristocracy;
labor Is the pride Of the new. The ole
was the order thieves subsisting upon
the toll of those they were able by
law to rob. The new Is an order oi
conscientious and industrious, wishing
nothing they do not deserve, but de-
manding what they have earned.
"The tables are turned and industry
| now carries the dignified head. Thus
is accomplished the natural selection
of the worthy. Labor will not associate
with idleness. 1t never has time. Th'
badge of labor, in some one Of it!
forms, must be worn by him who en-
ters the enobling circle Of this justifi
able aristocracy"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-06-17
TEA AS A BEVERAGE
It is Said to Enrich a Person Both
MoraIIv and Physically

It is Said to Enrich a Person Both
Morally and Physically.
Did you know that tea drinking Is a
splendid aid to ones morals? At least
that is the opinion Of an English scien-
tist who not long ago compiled learn
ed treatise to show the beneficial ef-
fects of tea drinking from a spiritual,
physical and moral standpoint.
A meal in the morning, he says with
tea as the beverage will enable man
to pursue his days work with facul-
ties unclouded, temper unruffled and q
generally amiable state Of nerves. Be-
sides that, 1t makes the body active, II
clears the sight, it strengthens the ap-
petite and the digestion and Is partic-
ularly wholesome for men Of corpu-
lent bodies and great meat eaters.
It vanishes dreams, increases the
memory and prevents sleeplessness. II
has been observed that 1t has contrib
uted more to the sobriety Of the Chi
nese than the severest laws, the mos,
eloquent harangues and the best trea-
tise on morality.
But, in addition to all this, he claims
for tea a strengthening effect on mo-
rality. A man who is stimulated by 9
generous cupful of tea, moderated!
strong, will be able to Withstand more
successfully the manifold temptations
that assail him in the business and So
cial world into which he is plunged
than the man who is not sustained b!
the same beverage.-Chicago Tribune