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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-07-04

Get an electric head treatment OF
massage at Gilmore's Barber Shop,
Fishing and hunting licenses
may be obtained at the st. Johns
Hardware Co.
Marion Johnson left last week
for Idaho. where he will spend
several months on his old stamp
ing grounds.
Currin Saws: We carry all the
leading magazines and will get
any magazine published for you,
If not in our stock.
Owing TO the Fourth coming
on Friday the Review goes TO
press a day earlier than usual,
in order to give the force chance
TO help celebrate.
Did you get our special price
circular? Better get one of those
if you haven't already done so.
Ii contains some rare bargains.
'-Currins for Drugs.
j. b. Fletcher has sold his
house and lot TO MIR. Starkey of
the wooden mills. 1t is located
on the corner of Tyler street and
Smith avenue; consideration,
$500.
Rev. James f. Murphey is
some horticulturist. He brought
into this office samples of the
largest raspberries seen in a
long while, which he raised at
his home.
C. +. Fletcher of Pennsylvania
has purchased a half interest in
his brothers plumbing business
on North JERSEY street, which
will hereafter be conducted un-
der the firm name of Fletcher
Bros.
Eight years in the real estate
business in st. Johns without a
dissatisfied customer. / have
a few bargains for real home
seekers to offer that are equally
satisfactory. S. C. Cook, 308 S.
Fessenden street, st. Johns.
The demonstration given by
G. w. 0Verstreet last Saturday
evening of the Optimus petro-
leum stove interested quite a
number in the economic and in
genious heater. 1t is sure a
money saver on fuel over any
other stove and cannot help but
appeal to all who investigate its
merits.
G. l.. Perrine, after an absence
from this city of thirteen months,
returned home Monday evening.
He spread the gospel of Socialism
and Perrine's Vcauum Fireplaces
all the way from the Pacific
ocean to the Atlantic seaboard.
He spoke in New York, Phila-
delphia, Washington, Kansas
City and divers other places,
and introduced to the effete East
the merits of his famous fire.
place. Mr.. Perrine enjoyed the
extended trip immensely, but st.
Johns looked good TO him. and
his numerous friends were glad
TO see him.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-07-04
COUNCIL MEETS
Matters OF Importance
Receive Attention

The city council met in regu-
lar session Tuesday evening with
all members present and Mayor
Bredeson presiding.
j. S. Gray asked for permis-
sion to lay a six foot cement
sidewalk in front of his property
on Alma street. which was
granted.
Frank Merrill asked that the
stakes on his Fessenden street
property, which had been re-
moved when the street was
widened be set again by the
city engineer; disallowed.
A. S. Benson offered to pay
damages not to exceed 5000 If
the city would condemn portion
of a lot at the rear of the Smith
property on Willamette boule-
ward, near Burlington. in order
that an angle might be removed
from the street. IL was decided
that the owner of the property
be interviewed i'm an endeavor
to purchase the strip at a rea-
sonable price. thus making con-
demnation unnecessary.
An ordinance was ordered
drafted accepting the deed for
the Smith property at the corner
of Burlington and Willamette
boulevard.
J.N. Purkapile asked that East
Buchanan street be improved
before the Fall rains set in, a
petition for which improvement
had been placed with the former
council. The engineer and street
committee was directed TO inves-
tigate the matter.
The engineer advised against
the city paying Chas. Il. Pot
tage, contractor. any further
money on the improvement of
Macrum avenue, deeming that
sufficient money had been paid
for the improvement. Mr.. Pot
tage claimed that over $1,000 was
still due him on his work. Re-
port of the engineer accepted.
An ordinance prohibiting the
blowing of whistles on the streets
of st. Johns was read and held
over one week for final passage.
An ordinance providing for
the cutting down of weeds on
property, vacant and otherwise,
was unanimously passed.
The proposed improvement of
Richmond street between Will
lamette boulevard and the river
was held over another week. up
on request of some of the prop
erty owners.
A resolution providing for the
widening of st. Johns avenue to
sixty feet was adopted.
A resolution providing for the
improvement of Polk street be-
tween Fessenden and st. Johns
Heights addition was adopted.
On motion of Alderman Martin
the engineer was directed TO pre-
pare plans. profles and estimates
for the Improvement of Pitts
burg street between Crawford
and Bradford, and Crawford
street between Pittsburg and
Burlington by hard surfaeing.
the object being to provide
hard surface roadway to the fer
ry landing.
The committee appointed TO
secure data bearing on the pub
lie library proposition reported
that plans had been completed
for the building, and that it was
the intention of the Library AS
sociatiOn to have the building
constructed before the end of
the year.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-07-04
SPECIAL!

Mr.. Unger, the
famous balloonist
has been secured to
make balloon ascen-
sionsand parachute
jumps on the after
Moons of July 4th
and 5th on Ivanhoe
street opposite the
skating rink.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-07-04

A line of typewriter ribbons,
both narrow and wide. has just
been received at the Review
office; soc each. Also carbon
paper at two sheets for five
cents.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
At the Gem

Today's program at the Gem is as
follows:
The Love Lutte of Romany." An
extraordinary drama of Gypsy life, be.
ing an Essanay two reel special.
Red and Pete. Partners,' Bio
graph drama.
"The Widows Suitors," An Edison
Irish comedy.
Fridays and Saturdays bill includes
the following:
The Special Officer" A Lubin two
reel feature. Daddy Bovine, janitor
and special officer of the bonneville
bank, with his wife and son, Tom. who
IS paying teller, live over the bank.
Enoch Gage, president, and Daddy have
been friends from childhood and Tom
IS engaged to Grace. the president g
daughter. Duncan Ross appears upon
The scene with get-rich- quick scheme.
lie gets the good will of the president
who rents him an Office and introduces
MN to his daughter and patrons of the
Dahk. Ross becomes a lion in town
the citizens are eager to buy the bogus
stock, and Grace is fascinated by the
slick city man. The stock having all
been sold, Ross prepares to make his
getaway. Tom and Daddy both have
suspicious regarding him. Tom decides
to leave the bank, but urges his father
to prevent P'ss from drawing his
money. The uld man has the eombina.
ton of the safe, removes the money
and hides it in the CASHIERS desk
Next day Ross requests his money and
II is discovered that the safe is empty.
An alarm is given and the citizens mob
the bank. Daddy restores the money
as Tom and the post office authorities
pounce upon the confidence man for
fraudulent use of the mail.
matrimonial Maneuvers." Vita.
graph.
The Girl Across the Way" Bio.
graph drama.
Sunday will be shown:
The Bullets Mark" Pathe drama.
Van Nostrana Tiara" Biograph.
,,Dorothy's Adoption" Selig'
Hiram Green, Detective" An Ed.
ison comedy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
paaSch-Perry

AT noon Wednesday, Nov. &c, at the
home of the groom, Hugo paasch was
united In marriage to Miss Grace Per.
ry, Rev, G. E. Heinick performing the
ceremony, with only the immediate
relatives of the couple present.
The bride wore beautiful white
messaline dress, her veil being caught
by orange blossoms. and carried 6o.
quet of white carnations. Miss Stella
Perry, the maid of honor. wore mink
under white net.
The drawing room and dining room
were beautifully decorated with white
and pink chrysanthemums. William
Paasch, the brother of the groom. was
best man. Walter Wells PLAYED the
wedding march. After a sumptuous
wedding dinner the friends OF the
young couple accompanied them to the
station and showered them with rice
and confetti. MIR. paasch and his bride
will welcome their friends at their
home near Aug. Passch, after a short
trip to Portland and Seattle.
The parents of the bride and groom.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aug. Paasch and MIR,
and Mrs. W. V. Perry, are prominent
old settlers and orchardists Of the East
Side.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
EXPRESS SHIPMENTS OF FRUIT

In this weeks issue of the Glacier
is printed a communication from thu
superintendent of the Oregon-W Washing
ton division of the American Express
Go. in regard to shipments of fruit
Numerous complaints as to the pilfer,
ing of express shipments of fruit have
been voiced by local citizens. There
seems to be an old existing custom
among express messengers that they
can help themselves to fruit ship
ments. This prerogative of taking toll
OF bananas, lines and oranges in the
south. where such fruits are usually
very cheap, is taken for granted by
shippers. But when a grower or a
purchaser of package of Northwest.
ern box apples or cherries or pears
sends the package to some far distant
eastern friend, paying in express
charges often more than the original
cost of the fruit. be does not feel like
having an express messenger take toll.
Mr.. Whittle, the American Express
superintendent. states that his CON-
pany is making every effort to over
come such delinquencies or faults on
the part of employees. 1t is a custom
that is hard to eradicate, and as he
says the losses most often occur when
fruit is poorly packed. The company |
should refuse for shipment packages
unless properly nailed or bound. 1t
might be we'll for the express compan-
les to have long wire, with their
seals attached, to be bound round the
boxes containing fruit.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Christian Church

Rev. j. b. Parsons spoke on Bible
school work at the Christian church
last Sunday evening. The occasion was
a surprise for the congregation and one
that they would be pleased to have oc-
cur again, There will be the usual ser.
vices next Sunday. The evening service
will be devoted to music. The Phil
harmonic orchestra will be present, as
will also number of the local must.
clans. Endeavor service at 6.l5. The
last two meetings of the society have
been most interesting because of their
originality. You are cordially invited.
Thee First Christian church will con-
duct a short gospel meeting, beginning
Dec. Il, with Walter L. Myers as
evangelist, V. X. Allison director of
music and Miss Elizabeth Ware as per-
sonal worker and Bible school specail-
ist. These young people come fresh
from their work in the Eugene Bible
school. Plan to attend many of these
services.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Notice Of Final Settlement and Distribu.
ti0n OF Estate.

In the County Court Hood River County,
State of oregon.
In the matter of the estate of Margaretha
Magdalena Hinrichs, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
cock ecutors OF the last will and estate of Mar
garetha Magdalena Hinrichs, deceased, have
nied their hnal account as such executors
with the clerk OF the above entitled Court and
that fhe Hon. K. X. Etanton, Judge of said
Court, has entered an order fixing Friday, The
2nd day OF January, A. ID 1914, at the hour of
10 o clock A. Nj. of said day as the time and al
the Court Room of the County Court House
IN Hood River City and County as the place
ior nearing on said final account, and of OBJ.
Jections thereto. If any there be- and any per.
son interested may then and there appear TO
make and present such objections, ifany they
have. '
That upon said final account being APPROX.
eo and settlement made, the Court will then
and there proceed to enter q decree of distri-
button of said estate, discharge the executors
and close said estate finally.
The date of the first publication of this no.
tlce IS December 4, 1918, and the last on Janu-
ary |, 1914.
RALPH HINRlcHs and CLARA MARKLEY
Executors,
Hood River, Oregon. December /, 1919
T. ii. HartWig, Attorney for Estate
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

The members of Candy Relief Corps
VIII give another of their popular az
ternoons at the home of their presl-
dent, Mrs. S. w. Stark. this afternoon.
They invite their friends to meet there
wsth them, and enjoy the afternoon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

The Duchess of Lauraguais,- whs
was somewhat given to making poet
ty' could not think of Il word to
rlhe with coiffe. Turning to Talley,
rand, who chanced to be by her side
she said, Prince, give me a rime ia
colie Impossible, duchess" replied
latleyrand without moments delay,
Tor that which pertains to the head
of woman has neither riIne nor rea.
SON."
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

A few days after the new farmer
had purchased a horse from n thrifty
Scot he returned In an angry mood
You told me this horse had won half
dozen matches against some Of the
best horses In the country. He can't
trot mile in six minutes to save him.
self You lied to me!' he denounced
i didna lie 1t was In plowip'
matches he took sax prizes" calmly
replied Sandy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
He PLAGUED Him.

The catcher was having an argument
with the umpire
I'll fix you so you won't be an ept
demic any l0nger"' threatened the um.
pire, beginning to lose his temper.
What do yen mean by | won't be
an epidemic any longer?' asked the
catcher.
"Ill send You to the bench" return
ed the umpire. "and then you won't be
misunderstanding Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
FOR SALE
$3.50, LOO 6 per cent Irrigation District
Bonds, East Fork Irrigation District
Hood River, Oregon

hood hiFeFf OFeg0n
Sealed proposals will be received by the
Board OF Directors of East Fork Irrigation Dis.
trlet at their office In Rooms s and 6. Hall
O'Clock T. M. on Tuesday, January 20, A. TJ.
1914 for the purchase of one hundred fifty
thousand (si50,OO0OQ dollars OF Irrigation
District bonds authorized and issued by the
ABOVE named District, in denominations of
O000O each, dated July .19l3, payable in year
~ installments In those percentages of the
whoie issue as by law directed commencing
Win tne expiration OF eleven years from date
OF Issue and ending at the expiration oftwenty
years nom date of issue, and bearing interest
at the rate OF six fbo y o1 per cent per anntlm
payable on the first day OF January and july
OF each ear Coupons for the interest are
Attached TO the bonds, and both principal
ana interest are payable In lawful money of
the United states of America at the office of
the Treasurer OF said District or at the Fiscal
agency OF the State OF Oregon in the city OF
The above described bonds are issued for
the pupose OF procuring necessar reclama.
tlon works, and acquiring the necessary prop
erty ana rights therefor, to irrigate and re-
claim the lands within said District, and 9th.
erwise carry out the laws of the State of O, e..
gon relating TO Irrigation Districts.
The legality of these bonds has been approv-
ed up 70 THIS date by Messrs Dillon, Thorn
son q Clay Of New York, N. Y. Unqualified
bids only will be received and the successfnI
bidder Will be furnished with an original cony'
OF the opinion of the above mentioned attor-
neys, covering the legality OF the oonds
Each bid muct be accompanied nv a certi.
ned check or cashiers check on some re-
sponsibie bank In the city OF Portland Ore
gon, for an amount equal TO two ca per cent
VI tne Iace vadne OF the bonds, payable to the
President OF East Fork Irrigation District to
De forfeited as liquidated damages In case the
bidder shall withdraw his bid or shall fail or
neglect to take and pay for said bonds, should
the same be awarded TO him. The bonds will
De sold TO the highest responsible bidder pro-
vided, however, the right TO reject all bids is
hereby reserved.
All proposals should be marked " Proposals
fof Irrigation District bonds" and addressed
TO G. X. Bone, President of East Fork Irrjga-
ton District, Rooms and q, Hall Building
Hood River, Oregon. %
- hy order OF the Board of Directors of East
Fork Irrigation District.
Dated December 2, 1918
GEORGE II. WILBUR.
usJi Secretary
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
HarbiSOn Trades Ranch

X. E. HARRISON came up from Hills.
boro the first of the week and COM
pleted the deal by which he exchanged
his Odell ranch with C. E. Belding for
ioo acres of land near Newberg. Mr..
HARRISON will still make his home on
his place near Hillsboro, with the in.
tention of disposing of the Newberg
property at some future date.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
The Matter.

I wonder what is the matter with
me| he said, 81 have feeling of de.
preston, and | can't throw it off, no
matter how | try"
: I know what is the matter" his
Wife replied. You have an engage
ment with the dentist at 10 O'Clock to-
morrow morning, you Know Boston
Transcript.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Unitarian Church

Sunday services are as follows: Sun.
day school at 10 a. M, service of wor.
ship at ii a. M, study hour on social
themes at $50. subject Industrial
Peace, and the popular evening pro
gram at 790, with an address on the
Income Tax" by j. H. Hazlett. The
musical program consists of vocal
solo by Miss Aldine Bartmess, read.
ing by Miss Kathryn Hartley, piano
duet by Mrs. G. d. Hinrichs and Miss
Nell Blowers, and mandolin solo by
Prof. A. j. Harmon. All are invited.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
No PLEASING Her.

THAT Mrs. Oldes Is dreadfuIly bara
TO please" said a woman.
How soT another woman asked.
why, told her the other day that
she carried her age well, and she didn't
seem to like II at all So then told
her that she didn't carry it we'll and
sue hked that less than ever."-Ex.
change.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
ButtOn-ImhOlz

Edgar Button and Miss Lois Inhol,
were married last evening at eight
O'Clock at the residence of the bride (
parents, on Cascade avenue, by Rev. i
g. Tate. About 80 immediate friends
and relatives witnessed the ceremony.
After short honeymoon trip to Port.
land and other points, Mr.. and Mrs
Button will be at home to their friends
on o. east State street. where they will
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Lost-Two oak library table legs between
armory and Heights. Return TO ArmoIy
building for reward di
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Proved II Was Simple.

In a registration booth in San Fran.
cisco an old coIored woman had Just
finished registering for the first time
Am you shore" she asked the clerk,
"dat Is done all has to doT
Quite sure" replied the clerk; "you
see, it's very simple"
Us ought to knowed it." said the
old woman. "lf those fool men folks
been doin' it all desc years | might "a
knoWed it was powerful simple proc
ess. Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
First Baptist Church

Sunday school 9.45 a. M, F. G. Coe,
superintendent. Sermon topics: ii a.
M, Lest We Forget" 7:30 p. m.
The Significance of the Company we
Choose. The Lords Supper will be
observed at the morning service. Rev.
Robert Gray, minister.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Christian Science Services.

Christian Science Services will be held
in the Room 2, Davidson Building, Sun
day, at | 800 a. m. Subject: "God,
The Only Cause and Creator"
Sunday School at 10 a. m.
"Wednesday service, p. m.
The reading room is open daily from 2
to p. M, room 2, Davidson building
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
N. E. Church Services

Sunday school at 10 a. m. Preaching
services at II a. m. and 1880 p. m.
Themes: morning, Entertaining An.
gels Unawares:" evening, 1.-THE Lone
liness of Sin." Epworth League al
$50 p. m. Prayer meeting on Wednes.
day evening at 7.30 o'clock. The pub.
lie is cordially invited to attend these
services.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Apple Graders Damaged py Fire

A number of machines belonging Il
the Oregon Fruit Cleaner and Grader
Co., of The Dalles, in which X II.
Weber is interested, were damaged by
fire which occurred in a warehouse in
st. Johns in which 43 of the machines
were stored. Most of the damage was
caused by smoke and water.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

10 Let for his keep-A young, gentle horse
lof riding-or driving will work single or dou-,
ole. Mrs. l., Boyden, X. f, D. 8. nlSi
TYPEWRITERs-For sale or rent on easy
terms A. w onthank a3l-u
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
C0mmandery Elects Officers

At the annual meeting of Hood River
Commandery No. u. X. t., held at
Masonic hall Tuesday evening, the fol-
lowing were elected officers for the EN-
suing year: A. D. Moe, E. c.; DR.. H.
l.. Dumble. Gen. d. Mcdonald, C. G.. I;
=. o. Blanchsr, Treas. DIR. H. d. w.
Pineo, Rec.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
As She Saw L.

The Mother-lf YOU grow up to be
poiite' my dear, and have good taste in
dress ana marry discreetly | shall be-
perfectly satisfied. The Daughter
aged twelyel-Then don't need an
education! Isn't that lovely! - Cleve.
land Plain Dealer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

"Tll have to arrest you" said the
policeman.
The man who was having trouble
with his wife threw both arms around
the officer and exclaimed:
This Isn't any arrest This Is a res-
cue. Washington Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Should Have Lauahed.

Newwed-Did You spend as much
money as this before married you?
Mrs, Newwed-W Why, yes.
NeWWed-Then | can't understand
why your father went on so when I
TOOK you away from him.-New York
American.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
No Gentle Joke.

Hemmandhaw - When. Beanbrough
got married one Of his friends threw
an old shoe through the carriage at
him and hit him on the head
Shlmmerpate.-Couldn't he find out
who owned the shoe?
Hemmandhaw.--No; it belonged to a
horse. Judge
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
United Brethren Church.

Grace U. B. church Oak and Sixth.
Sunday school at 10 a. m. Sermon and
morning worship at II a. m. c. E. at
$50. At 7.30 Rev. G. H. Smith, presi-
dent of Philomath college, will preach
for US. j. B. Parsons, minister.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Promoters, expecting to clean up
after such a good year for fruit grow
ers, have been making attempts to sell
snow capped mountains for orchard
land. Many acres of unadapted land
have already been sold and planted to
treas
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Twenty cords of sixteen-inch wood
from a single fir tree is a Hood River
county record, and the man who cut it
made another record by doing it in
seventeen hours.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Biohhs-Jones is an awful scrapper.
lie reminds me of plugged dime.
Slobbs-In what way?
Bioohs- You can't pans him without
raising row.-PhiladeIphia Record
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Weekly Weather Report

Data prepared by G. G. Starring,
horticulturist of the Hood River Expert
ment Station, branch of the Oregon
Agricultural College Experiment Station
Week ending November 20, 1918.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
A EaiLurn.

First Small Boy-ls your sister any
good at playing ball? Second Small
Boy-Naw. She can't throw anything
hut tit or catch anything but bean
New York Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Subscription, s1.50 Per Year.

When subscribers desire achznEe In address
his once should be notified promptly and a
week before II possible. Always give old ad.
dress as well rs the new. Also, Hood River
subscribers should notify this once at once
when changing their address from one rural
route 70 another, or from city delivery 10
country delivery. or vice versa IL You do not
get yoar paper promptly. notify Us BY mail or
telephone and the matter will be investigated.