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The Emmett index., 1913-10-16
TINTED BREAD THE LATEST.
Palo Blue Lobsters Also Among Now
ost Fashionable Food Fads.

The latest diet craze In London is to
have your food as highly colored as
possible. and from Germany comes the
pale blue lobster. the invention OF a
learned professor named Kornfeld
Red Holsters being too commonplace
TO whet the jaded appetites of society
diners, the professor hit upon the bril-
liant idea OF adding an alkah to the
water In which the Holsters are boiled
As result. they come out a pretty
pale blue. and the smart set are able
to breathe again.
Lobsters are not the only food that
German aristocrats wish to be highly
colored. Rose colored soup and tinted
bread also enter into the menus.
Apparently there Is scientific rea-
son for this latest fad In diet. An
eminent medical man gave 1t as his
opinion some time ago that persons
character can be gauged by the kind
OF colors he prefers In his foods. Thus
II you are very fond of yellow colored
foods you are probably person of
low and vulgar tastes. but
II you choose dishes OF a brown or
chocolate color you show yourself to
be person of refinement
The Emmett index., 1913-10-16
MAKE MONKEYS HUMAN,
PLAN OF SCIENCE FARM.
Simians Will Be imported From Africa
to Canary Islands.

Monkey politicians and orators and
simian prima donnas may be com
! mon thing I'm the course of few years
II an experiment TO be made by scien-
| lists proves successful
According 20 the Journal of the
American Medical association. scien-
lists who have struggled for years to
prove or disprove the Darwinian the
ory and incidentally have worked out
medical problems and cures with the
aid Of monkeys are now planning TO
establish monkey farm on the Canary
Islands. where the simians may be
more closely studied.
Fear that In n few years the mon
keys will be almost extinct has caused
the movement for the experimental
station. Science and medicine would
sustain severe loss II such a state Of
affairs should exist says the Journal.
The primates are TO be transport
ed from Africa and allowed to live In
their natural state. A study will be
made of their language and their abll-
ity 10 learn 10 talk. gesture and sing.
They win be taught color perception. |
and the influence of certain colors upon |
the nerves OF the monkeys will be |
studied and an attempt made to apply
the same tests to human beings.
One of the main studies will be the
hypothesis Of double origin Of man.
the belief universal among savages be-
Ing that anthropoids living In the trees
)f their front yards are not brutes, but
men like themselves.
The propagation of the simian Is an
important factor In the study of medi-
line and the discovery of serums and
'ures for human Ills. Numerous tests
,ave proved, says the Journal. that dis
,ases which are prevalent in mankind
'Xlst also In monkeys, and the simian
viii react TO the test practically the
anne as man.
As an example 1t was monkey who
rst taught that bovine tuberculosis
ould be transmitted to human beings,
Though not as easily as in monkeys
our species of simians will be taken {
D the Canary islands, the gorilla. chin {
anzee, orang outang and gibbon. as {
hese have proved to have more hu- {
ian traits than other anthropoids. I
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Chronic Dyspepsia.

The following unsolicited testimo-
nial should certainly give hope and
courage to persons afflicted with
chronic dyspepsia: 81 have been a
chronic dyspeptic for years, and of all
the medicines have taken, Chamber
lain's Tablets have done me more good
than anything else," says w. G. Matti-
son, No. Sherman St., Hornersville,
N. Y. For sale by all dealers.
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AN UNCLE SAM WEEKLY
Mr.. Hobson Would Have It Break All
Circulation Records.

Circulation Records.
Representative r. p. Hobson of Ala
bama has evolved comprehensive
plan which proposes to embark the
government in the newspaper bust
ness.
Hobson has asked the house to pass
bill appropriating $4,000 as the ini-
tal expense for the publication of a
weekly journal to be devoted to the
executive departments. The journal
would, according to his plan, publish
everything of interest that happened
In and about the various departments
OF the government.
Hobson proposed that the journal
should break all records as far as circu.
lation Is concerned. He would have
the government issue S,S95.OOO copies
of 1t weekly. Each senator would be
allowed to distribute 25.O00. and mem.
bers would have $4,000 each. The over
worked frank would carry the jour
nails TO their destinations.
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Will G Richmond, a resident of In
glewood, CAL, will answer any inqui-
ries about Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound. He says further: "Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound has greatly
benefited me for bronchial trouble and
cough, after l used other remedies
that failed. It's more like food than
a medicine Do not accept substi-
tute. B. B. Davis.
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The Family Cough Medicine

In every home there should be bo
tie of DR.. Kings New Discovery, re-
dy for immediate use when any men
ber of the family contracts cold !,
a cough. Prompt use will stop
spread of sickness. S. A. Std, of
son, Mich, writes: "My whole faI
depends upon DR.. Kings New Dis
cry as the best cough and cold n
cine in the world. Two SOC DO
cured me of pneumonia" Thous1
of other families have been equ
benefited and depend entirely u
DR.. Kings New Discovery to
their coughs, colds, throat and
troubles. Every dose helps. P
SOC. and 81. All druggists. H, Z
Bucklin & Co. Philadelphia or s.
Louis.
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SEEKS COOKS FOR INDIANS.
Uncle Sam to Give Poor Lo Scientifi-
cally Prepared Food,

Lo, the poor Indian should dance
with glee. He's going to have scien-
tifcally prepared biscuits and the like
hereafter
Uncle Sam has started on the hunt
for couple of cooks-a couple of hon
est-to-goodness. experienced. reliable
cooks who can pass the civil service
examination. SO he's advertising for
applicants to take a test on Oct. 6 in
Washington.
These cooks are to be used on the
White Earth reservation in Minnesota.
Uncle Sam thinks the Indians are be-
coming extinct fast enough without
the aid of ordinary ham and" dis
pensers.
The Emmett index., 1913-10-16

The best satisfied people in the
world are usually the ones who ap-
pear to have least to be satisfied
with.
James J. Hill maintains that credit
is better than money But unfortu-
nately, those who have money are the
ones who don't need credit.
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A timid little woman wandered
down near the switch track while
waiting for a train. The conversa-
ton she overheard caused her to flee
to the depot in fright. This is what
she heard two brakemen say: Jump
on to her when she comes by, run her
down by the stock yards and cut her
in two and head end up to the depot"
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eirI eiven soIid siIvar Iam.

Miss Elizabeth Nemanich of Joliet,
Ill, now has solid silver lower Jaw
as result Of third operation for
'phossy' jaw. disease contracted in
match factories. Numerous photo
graphs of the operation were taken for
medical record. Physicians say the
girl will retain her beauty.
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A Gentle and Effective Laxative

A mild, gentle and effective laxative
is what people demand when suffering
from constipation. Thousands swear
by DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Hugh
Tallman, of San Antonio, Tex, writes:
"They are, beyond question, the best
pills my wife and l have ever taken"
They never cause pain. Price 25c. at
all druggists, or by mail. H. E. Buck
lin & Co. Philadelphia or St. Louis.
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They Make You Feel Good.

The pleasant purgative effect pro-
duced by Chamberlain's Tablets and
the healthy condition of the body and
mind which they create make one feel
joyful. For sale by all dealers.
The Emmett index., 1913-10-16

The man who can have everything
he wants is happy. The woman who
can have everything somebody else
wants is happy, too.
The man who tells his wife every
day that he could not live without her
is sensible fellow, even if he does
make few mental reservations.
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No astronomer has been so bold
as to advance the theory that the
moon gets full from rushing the dip
per.
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Let the sorrows of yesterday be
the back ground against which the
joys of tomorrow may stand forth in
contrast.
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The Washington times., 1913-09-21
Cornerstone for a New
Catholic Church Stolen

NORTH PROVIDENCE. r. l.. Sept.
A-It was discovered today that the
large granite cornerstone OF the new
Catholic Church of the Presentation
had been stolen. When the contractor.
John p. NORM. went to get everything
ready for the laying OF the cornerstone
by Bishop Harkins. he found that Il
could nowhere be found, and the police
were informed of the theft
The ceremony will be delayed until
the stone is found
The Washington times., 1913-09-21
Meat Packers Gather
For Their Convention

CHICAGO, Sept. 2L-Dslesates to the
eighth annual convention of the Ameri-
can Meat Packers Association are
gathering at the Hotel Sherman. where
secretary George L. Mccarthy. OF New
York. and a corps of assistants have
established headquarters.
The meeting will open in the ball
room of the Hotel Sherman tomorrow
afternoon with the annual address of
the president Of the associatin, Gus
tav Bischoff, ST.
Monday evening at the Congress
Hotel will be the annual English
hunt" dinner. Tuesday evening there
will be a smoker at the Hotel La Sale
and Wednesday officers will be elected
and 6nal reports read.
The Washington times., 1913-09-21

Washington. d. c.. Sept. s. 1913.
Dear Sirs-Have been suffering from chills
and malaria for years. every time go to
the beach i come home with chiils and
malaria. 1t lasts about ten days one chill
every othef day. Have taken an so-called
chill cures without success. Last week i
noticed IN the Hints to Thrifty Buyers Bury 6
Chill and Malaria Cure. and thought would
try It, 1 took one capsule before starting.
one when I returned and two the next day.
never had any, signs OF 1t. 1 cannot praise
1t too highly. MRS. H NJ HADERMAS,
2i7 LIST ST. y. W. WASH. d. C.
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WEATHER REPORT.

The forecast for the District Of CO.
lumbia-cooler: fair tonight and Mon
day; moderate southwest to northwest
wind
The temperature today as registered
at the United States Weather Bureau
and AffIecks
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THE STOCK MARKET OF THE WEEK


OF
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Classified Advertising Manager. Washington

Classified Advertising Manager. Washington
Times:
The other day dropped in at the Barrett
Hat Co. sos 9th ST. n. ". To my surprise
found that I could buy frame al the
nominal cost of Sc. Since then I have
recommended the Barrett Hat Co to a num-
her Of friends. and Mrs Reader I most high
ly recommend IL to you. Very truly yours.
MRS. II. G. HIGGINS,
1903 Perry st.
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stock, no
To asalee for the wee
The Washington times., 1913-09-21

Winners of last week. who will re-
ceive q pair of tickets each to
"The Girl In the Taxi" now playing
At P0li's-
1929 D st. s. E. Sept. 3. 1913.
Classified Advertising Manager
Dear Sir-After having read the ad Of Nat.
Slip Cover Co. phoned for. them to bring
samples at once to which they readily re-
sponded. 1t Ia gratifying for me to say that
there work 10 just as they say. "A perfect
At guaranteed" l gladly recommend them
for slip coverings to readers Of Washington
Times. Yours truly, MRS. n. L1EB.
The Washington times., 1913-09-21
FINANCIAL
The Safest investments

Are those that do not fuctuate during dis
turbsd conditions Of the money ar stock mar
kets. First deed Of trust notes tirst mort
gages). we'll secured on real estate In tho
District Of Columbia. constitute ''Gtlt-edge'
investments. They do not depend upon the
financial responsibility Of individuals or Ger
poratfons for their stability. and are exempt
from taxation a. personal property. We can
supply such Investments In amounts from
$50 upward. Send for booklet. Concerning
Loans and Invostments"
SWARTZELL, RHEEM &
HENSEY CO.,
~ 18th ST n. ".
The Oskaloosa herald., 1913-07-31
F O O TsafB AL L
Few CHANCES in New Rules.

New York, July 3l.-The intercolle-
gate football rules as promulgated by
the football rules committee In ses-
sion here show few changes in the
gridiron code for the season of 1913.
The majority of the alterations are
technical and will have little effect
upon the game. The most important
change is the rule which permits the
kicker to stand at any distance from
the line OF scrimmage when kicking,
instead of at least nye yards behind
the scrimmage line. Under the new
regulations 1t is expected that quick
kicking from directly behind the for
wards will be playing feature.
Walter Camp in outlining the work
of the rules committee states:
"One alteration was brought about
by the fact that player could not b
returned TO the game after he had
once been taken out, except at the
beginning of a period. II often hap
pened that an unexpected substitu-
tion was necessary In the fourth per-
iod, and there seemed to be no reason
why an exception should not be made
In this case, but the rules forbade Il,
hence they were altered this year to
read: Player may be returned once
at the beginning of any period, or
at any time during the fourth or last
period
4 "The rules relating to forward
pass or a kick made from behind the
goal line, together with the rule re-
lating to dropping back linesmen has
also been rendered clearer by changes
in the wording.
I'm the rules regarding the conduct
of players after a forward pass or af.
ter kick, Insertion of the words 'af-
ter the pass has been made now,
makes II clear that players may inter-
fers with one another until the pass
actually is made
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FORECAST.
roREcA4T.

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For Iowa-Fair tonight and Friday;
cooler in east portion tonight; moder-
ate westerly winds.
Illinois - Thunder showers Thurs
day or Thursday night; somewhat
cooler; Friday fair; moderate south
winds, becoming variable.
. oklahoma - Fair, continued warm
Thursday, showers and somewhat
cooler at night or Friday.
Missouri--Fair, continued warm on
Thursday, showers and somewhat
cooler at night or Friday.
Minnesota-Local thunder showers
Thursday; Friday probably fair; light
variable winds.
Colorado-Fair west, local thunder
showers and cooler central and east
portion Thursday; Friday fair, except
showers in southeast portion.
Wyoming-Fair Thursday, except
showers in southeast portion; Friday
fair A.t
Enthusiastically fair Thursday
and Friday, warmer Thursday in the
southeast portion. -,,
North Dakota-Fair and warmer on
Thursday; Friday probably fair.
South Dakota-Fair Thursday, cool
er east and warmer extreme west por-
ton; Friday fair and warmer.
lNebraska-Fair Thursday, except
probably local showers in east por-
ton; cooler east and south portion;
Friday fair, warmer in west portion.
Kansas - Local thunder showers
and cooler Thursday and Thursday
night; Friday fair - f'
The Oskaloosa herald., 1913-07-31
How Cobb Got Fired.

Many years ago Frank Parker was
the telegraph editor OF the St. Louis
Chronicle. One OF his valued CORE
spondents was Irwin 8. Cobb. who then
added 70 his income by putting a Pa
ducah date line. over his fiction. One
day Cobb sent in q particularly good
story. Parker printed It. That night
the boss came In swinging his head
like semaphore.
.Lookut." the boss said. skipping a
syllable here and there. "Lookut this!
What suborned perjurer had this sort
of pipe dreamr
Parker told him.
Fire him." said the boss, passion.
stely. Don't wait for u letter Fire
him by wire. Do II now"
SO Parker did it. BY and By he re.
ceiyed a reply from Mr.. Cobb, in
which the latter was somewhat plain
tive.
I'm not complaining about being
fred" Cobb wrote. But I've been
working for your sheet for six months
land think It's hard luck to be fred
for the only true story ! ever sent
y0n-%-Kansas City Star.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1913-07-31

the deal for the Kent Place" east of
Wright. This is one Of the finest
farms in the county. Mr., Carpenters
|son-in-law, who is now in Kansas,
will likely occupy the place.
Mr.. and Mrs, Frank Flinkler and
son James, OF Burlington, Ia, who
have been guests of local friends for
the past week, went TO Montour, Ia,
Wednesday afternoon to spend a
week or more at the c. e. Flinkler
home before returning home.
New Sharon Star: Miss Lena Sex
ton, assistant cashier of the First Ma
|tional Bank, was taken suddenly i'll
with appendicitis Wednesday and was
hurried to the hospital in Oskaloosa,
where an operation was successfully
performed. Her many friends are
glad TO learn that she is getting along
nicely. '.-
The Oskaloosa herald., 1913-07-31
MULHALL TEST|F|ES
HE WAS NOT FIRED
Gross Examination OF Lobbyist
Is Near.
MANUFACTURERS on TRIAL
Member Of ovsrnnsn COMMITTEES Says
Wltnsss May Have Told Faiseho0d
But Asserts Employers Are
Subject to Crit.eism.

5 Washington. July 3l.-Hayins pro-
tected Martin M. MuIhsll while he has
, built up a huge mound Of accusations
against the legislative activities OF the
National Association OF Manufacturers
the oyerman lobby inquiry committee
began to Pick this evidence TO pieces
for the purpose of finding just what
wrongful acts the manufacturers COM
mitted.
1T is not MuhaIl, but the manufac-
turers who are on trial here" said a
member Of the, OFerman committee.
.'Mulhall may have told many false
hoods. but If he convinced his EN-
ployers that he could do certain things
BY the use of money and they knowing
ly advanced him money 10 accomplish
these ends, they are subject to crit
.cism to whatever degree the ends to
be attained we're approbious or con-
trary to public policy"
NJ. A. M. Submits Questions.
A list Of $50 questions in eross-ex-
animation was submitted to the COM
Inittee by counsel for the ~ A. NJ.
]. p. Ralston, counsel for the Amer
lean Federation of Labor, said that
/. he did not propose TO submit TO the
committee any questions in cross-ex-
animation of Colonel Mulhall
Senator Nelson read memorandum
in which it was stated that the fed
Grafton has been supporting Demo
cratic candidates for congress IN
Maryland, "foT the whole Gompers
faction il strongly in favor OF that
faction" a.as .-
The committee took up new letters
submitted by MulhaIl and papers from
the files of the National association.
Mulhall submitted list of associa-
tions which. he declared, in 1909, were
under the control of the national coun-
ell for Industrial defence, the officers
of which were Identical with those Of
the National Association of Manufac-
turers 4-
Mulhall Tells, Of Connections,
Mulhail said the list was given to
him gby F. C. Schwedtman of st.
Louis. Asked to specifically mention
the names Of the associations he had
done business with. Malhall recited
them, In which were included the fol-
lowing; The Employers Association Of
Chicago, OF which Fred Job was man.
ager; the Employers Association OF
indianapolis Andrew Jackson Allen.
manager; the Illinois Lumber Dealers
Association nj Chicago, with which Ed
ward Hines was connected; the Citi-
gems Industrial Association Of st.
Louis, and the Citizens Industrial a.
ISOLATION Of America. OF which c. w.
Post of Battle Greek. Mich. and the
National Ersctors' Association OF New
York. -..
The National Ereetors' association
gained much prominence at the time
of the Mcnamara dynamite case.
Senator Nelson asked Mulhall about
his discharge" from the Association
of Manufacturers.
Il demand q civil and pertinent ques-
ZION TO the witness" cried Reed.
i wasn't discharged" said Mulhall.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1913-07-31
TWILIGHT LEAGUE.
Standing Of the Clubs.
Heralds 4-EWings 1.


The Heralds were too much for the
Ewings last night and, the Ewings
were pulled down a notch. Looka-
baugh, who was on the mound for the
Heralds, pitched good ball, allowing
two scratch hits to the infield and one
clean single. The Heralds were faced
by Hull who also allowed but three
hits, but he was not supported as well
as Lookabaugh, his team making six
errors behind him. The score of the
game was 4 to ! and the whole affair
was in the hands of the two pitchers
from the start Both slabmen pitch
ed good ball and the fielding on the
infield hits was good, quick and snap
py. The Heralds put somewhat
changed lineup into the field, playing
Brown on first and Reed on third.
The new combination. worked fine
and did not make an error. The Ew.
ings were the first to score, getting
one around in the first, but the Her
aids frightened up after that. Looka-
baugh hit three batters and things
looked good for the Ewings a couple
of times but good playing closed them
up Burnham in center for the Ew-
ings pulled down two of the best
catches seen on the local diamond
this year. The Heralds got two
scores in the first and two in the
fourth and had good chances to score
in the second and third innings but
good work on the part OF the Ewings
spoiled the pie. The two double
plays were features of the game. In
the first, when Durham grabbed
Sheesley's fly and caught Brown on
second, and in the fourth when Reed
retired Hatchitt and Brown threw
back to third and Reed grabbed Burn.
ham In the stealing act. The dia.
mond is in first class condition and
last nights game was the best of the
season in the Twilight League.
The game in detail: -
The Oskaloosa herald., 1913-07-31
Little Chants and Blues game to be

Little Giants and Blues game to be
played at the fair grounds Sunday.
Boatman is the pitcher slated for the
firing line with the Giants Sunday and
he cannot be used in Fridays affair.
After Friday nights game the winner
of the pennant can easily be picked.
The LaPennas are a little the favor
ties at present, but the Heralds have
a good chance to give them the slip.
The crowds attending the games In
the Twilight League are increasing
every game and the National Com
mission" has secured the services of
an officer so that the crowd is kept
back and every one has a chance to
see the game. The standard of the
games in this league has increased
a hundred percent the past week and
a good class of ball can be seen. The
diamond is in the best shape that II
has been this season. The city
sprinkler was turned loose on 1t We'd
nesday afternoon. After it had dried
it was dragged until it is now in first
class condition.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1913-07-31
old.Eashionsd Cake.

Into a dish put one cupful Of sugar
and one and one-half cupfuls Of -four
sifted with one rounding teaspoonful
of baking powder. Into a measuring
cup put the whites of two eggs, adj
butter till the cup is half full and then
I'LL it full of sweet milk. Beat Ave
minutes and bake in a loaf tin IN a
moderate oven. Frost 1t with white
icing sprinkled over with some of the
red and blue sugar our grandmothers
used on the Christmas cakes of old.
fashioned days.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1913-07-31
Cod Az Eromaue.

Mix one cupful Of cold boiled maca-
roni. broken into short pieces. and one
cupful of cold boiled Goldfish and put
into buttered baking dish. Take a
piece of butter half the size of an egg
and lay it on in bits. with a pinch
of salt and dash of pepper. Moisten
with about a half cupful OF milk,
cover with fine bread crumbs and
sprinkle three tablespoonfuls OF grated
cheese on top. Bake until brown
The Oskaloosa herald., 1913-07-31
tteralds and LaPennas.

The Heralds and LaPennas VIII
stage the attraction for Friday even
ing's entertainment In the Twilight
League. Both teams are out after
this game, as the LaPennas have won
four games and lost one and the Her
aids have won two games and lost
two. A victory for the Heralds FRI
day evening will put them on the top,
tied with the LaPennas. The Heralds
will use Lookabaugh or Rinehart on
the firing line. The slab duty for the
LaPennas IS a question at present
as v. siders win be saved for the