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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-15
Says the News-Le

If the Moros get much fussier Japan won't want the
Philippines
Affairs at Washington presen, the quandary when is
dissolution not dissolution.
One good thing about those New York police corruption
lists is that they keep on killing each other off
Two thousand MeXcans fell in battle early this week
thus reducing the number of possible presidential contest
ants
Mexico will have to do more than announce general
election to that there anything resembling peace
in sight. -yE.'
The Panama Canal to be thing and the proper
treatment of Great Britain another Judging by indications
at Washington. .gfe -
Although disarmament in Europe is not progressing there
to be growing desire to fight shy of stirring up any
international crisis
viii the revival of the small theater bring any change
in the ability of of the performers sing and dance
as well as they advertised TOT
Some people asking if there is anything in the gutter
search for literary and instructive gems
600 in twelve years and yet people will not believe
that to him that hath shall be given.
Professor Taft should worry 1t is reported that he has
lost thirty pounds the election of 1912 and he hasn't
been playing golf than usual either
Columbia University comforting 1000 degrees draws Amer
lea closer to complete civilization despite what scoers may
have to say about college education
The Sunday Examiner last week contained a special illus
trated editorial IF monkeys had become men," The
next nstallment will be 'What monkey some men can
make Of themselves with genuine sketch of Willie Hearst
to illustrate.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-15
Topics in Brief

It's never too late to reform-Look at Harpers Weekly
Detroit News
If Albania honestly and truly wants American king
nominate Bill Acknowledgements Post Standard.
Are safel' inquiries the Memphis Commercial
Appeal. Depends good deal on the umpire. Columbia
STATE.
While Secretary Bryan is building bateshp of friend
ship the japanese laying the kees OF three perdread
noughts-Riehmond Journal.
There is tapioing the Moose that
10 the fold the nneynne stand paters that
not astrayG Wilmington Post.
If il n fActVhat London wearing egrets in their
hats aye nothing further say Let the sufagettes do
their wOrst.-Philadelphia Inquirer
If abolish Japanese and Chinese gardeners may
have TO import vegetables from the farms of China aud
JapRn.-Los Angeles Tribune.
AT the time Mr. Wilson should not become too chun-
my with the congress There the historic example of Old
Dog Tray.-Chcago Tribune
Secretary Bryan has let A. A. Adee go to Europe on a
vacation Thereby he displays supreme confidence that there
will be no war,-Syracuse Fost-Standard.
In England the hand that rocks the cradle il also the hand
that rocks the wndOws-POrtlmd Express.
There Just chance for the Republican party TO
back Let II demand grand opera in English Chicago fr
bune,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-15
Said by Luke McLuke

What become the old fashioned girl play
pieces on the pianoi
Publicity stuff but young couples should spoon
in private
The mora the eugen and the reormers working
trouble world
he and the other half gyti
looking the
The ranes make good mirrors
Paying alimony old bills thing All
get your receipts is the memory of "a headache
The sells supper the butcher
fish.
dignity all right in profession but it much goods
"a
Music That the guy TO hear him
self eats soup neyc "
There mach wife. But
the whole truth about every husband this
world
girl the depth 4 when she should
be figuring ~ length it,,
The mkman early bird but get wiener.
than u
what harm there is ndmiring A lot
people wong rubber. But why were as pretty
girls would admiration If girls are
peer than flowers why hmdfod themseyesl
beauty win make thinks no one
ookg why be honest about il aud have
natl Enquirer.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-15
Origin Of SHOW Me"

l,ni. ,hl, aco etil mentioned critic of si lou,
informed the business meu that their city bad ouirowu
is sticknahe.nud Slogan. Nou1 have 60 show me. ond
that te first stop he direction Of progress must be- The
selection Of less slow slogan few of those who read
his speech In the daily papers protested that show me-
was never ia any the property of St Louis They
were whence il had come nor why They could
remember only vaguely the first time they heard IT, but
they were positive II belonged TO the State of Missouri
and not to any city assure'y not the metropolis on
the Mississippi
gentleman with fondness for delyng in the dustladen
records of the Historical Society has appeared says
the St Louis Globe Democrat with the information that
the challenge you'll have to show me-, is corruption
the of famous Indian chief of the Sioux tribe,
whose grave is IN the part of the Sate-od Yumus
Shome having he'd the tribe who crossed the owland below
the mouth OF the Illinois carrying their their
heads the Mississippi to the Missouri and thus giving
the name 10 the historic old French town Portage DIES Sioux
Yumus Shome averred is buried at Wesport in Jack
son county and his name-carelessly pronounced You
mus show has passed into the vernacuar of the State
is pretty story, and that ought TO permit
selves the pleasure of believing But alas it is practical
age and later scer for the fact is sure to
forward with the proof that there any such
chief Yumus Shome The who wrote to of the
daily papers concerning him must have had authority
for his Indeed he had what looked like excel
lent authority found in scrap book and it in
very good hexameter. He that poet must have
known what he writing about he would not have
succeeded in getting his published The material
story of the chief appeared in magazine called Kings and
Queens of the Range and devoted the interests of the
great Texas and Kansas rancheTs 1t published while
the exposition Omaha the flower of its first year s
success and was the effect, not the cause of you must
show me
IT about in this way: When Omaha first talked of
holding Mississippi exposition the newspapers in
Kansas City INDUCED in fuslade of sarcastic gibes The
idea OF Omaha the dead one bestrrng itself enough to get
up worlds fair too preposerous to be accepted
serious And when the fair became fact and included
among its days Kansas City day, huge delegation
up from the Kaw town. each wearing button with the
legend, I'm from Missouri. You'll have to show me- The
expression caught the public fancy and in little while
Missouri known the world the SHOW Me
State So Kansas City not St Louis that started
the stick-in- the-nud slogan
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-15
Women as Police

remarkable tribute to the value of women in new
field of public service given by the chief of police of Los
Angeles Before the international convention Of these of
fcials in session at Washington he declared that the
policewomen on duty in his city have avenged greater
number Of during the last year than the policemen
This surprising fact he explains tile ground that women
and girls who hesitate lay bare their story of wrOnpdong
before a will talk when questioned by n sympathetic
woman official As consequence, he reports that there
has been remarkable decrease in the number Of crimes of
violence while the spread of social offences has been notice
ably checked
The experiment of woman suffrage inCafornia may lead
10 the solution of other unexpected probems-Boson Post
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-15

dsupnp the routine On the other hand the manly ,ihu,
for hs political principles taken y the internal revenue
has him the respect of the administration 900,
him n continuation IN office Tor some little time
IL is reported that when National Committeeman Milso
informed that the collector of the port had proclaimed
himself saunch aud sterling Democrat yard thick ant
inch aud scyen-eghihs wide he lost control of himself
for several minutes the only thing he could think of to
being Ia Ike O ka alma la pono
lie afterwards explained that this n Hawaiian saying
which meant Anything for the poi
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-15
A Welcome to the New Zealand.

n welcome 10 the new Iealanu ...r..t..
Everybody knows genial Jack Phillips who only gets
noyed when asks him If New Zealand ism I the
capital of Australia Phillips the original New Hcaande
of Honolulu and ever since the news came that the battle
cruiser presented by his to the Mother Country
to visit Honolulu his chest has been getting further and
further from his backbone His business associates at the
Lucas mills able stand for this all right because
everyone knew before yesterday that the New Zea
land ship any had right TO be proud about but
there undoubed comment when Phillips had himself
made blanket of feathers and insisted ON wearing TINS
fuzzy side out draped his bosom during the lunch
hour while he slowly rected with appropriate gestures
something like this
"liaere mai lIaere mai
''Tena ko kouou ko Mn TRENT
"IIaere mai XII te motto kouou tupuna Ko Hawai-.
Xxi mel.
''IIaere mail Haere mai
"Ake! Axe Kia kaha. "
He explained that this little speech of welcome which
he intended make the commander of the New Zealand
in his native tongue because he would not like Captain
liasey to this far and find in Honolulu who
could sit down and chat with him in Maori II suppose they
have the ship who speak United States all
right and who would interpret for MS but think it would
be nicer if the New Zeaaneis got their first welcome
words they could all understand he would say and then
start off again on his ''Iaerc mai ~
For the benefit of the of the reception committee
Phillips supplied this translation of his proposed speech
! "Welconel Is that YOU New Iealanders2 Welcome to
the island of your ancestors little Hawaii nei Welcome
For and ever be strong"
asked of the reception committee if Jack made his
Maori speech but he says not 1t the captain made
the first speech says the committeeman and all Phillips said
was "Surel'
Aloha for the Second
When the troopshp Logan arrives from San Francisco
this morning bringing the Second Field Artillery route
to the Philippines many of the officers and of the First
Infantry, from Schoed Barracks will be hand to pass
the arlerymen broad grin. These two regiments were
stationed together at Vancouver Barracks Washington
until the First Infantry left for Hawaii, year ago last
May, When they left Vancouver the artillery little reck
oning that who laughs Last laughs best escorted them t.
the station and with many mock tears wished the First
of their station But the situation changes
today il is the First who will be here to bid their old
rades aloha to these shores and God speed their
across the Pacific .
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-15
Our Peaceable Intentions.


wish take this earliest opportunity of informing Cap
tain lasey that he may leave his ship in perfect safety
any time he cares to come ashore. We have in Hawaii
neither who might to cripple the British
for the sake of the Ulster Covenant sufficiently
interested in Votes for Women to throw bomb down the
smoke stack Neither there danger to be anticipated
ashore The last time killed British naval captain
i'm 1873 when Captain Cook, whose name the New Zealand
carries gun turret had accident and that wouldpt
have happened if had known that he theman who
put New Zealand the map His death and the Subsequent
proceedings We freely ADMIT it and agree
never to repeat the mistake
If Captain IIasey any of his while ashore should
feel the ground suddenly heave and find themselves in the
midst of shower of rocks bits Of galvanized iron and
dinner buckets they may take it from that it will not
be sign of hostility. 1t will only be careful japanese
contractor setting off blast ~.
If suddenly confronted with siXfoot Hawaiian, with
hand like ham and wearing pair of yellow
the feet stand your ground 1t will be either Mayor Fern
ready TO give you aloha, the Hon Jack Kaakela
boarding the ship to find if any banana miss
ing
Anything that streakng down the street like a
comet with important engagement to keep will be
automobile carrying of ioyrders These machines
do out of their road TO kill pedestrians and there
fore according TO American precedent not considered
anything than jokes. Should British sailor hap
pen be down his shpmates always find his body
where fell Honolulu chaufenrs too well trained
stop and NEEDLE with the remains
The police harmless IL not awakened suddenly and the
| hul I'm ig te on the darkest night
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-07-15
The Next Hawaiian Nomination.

According 10 the information Of those in the know
the next Hawaiian nomination is 10 be that Of collector
Of the port The collector Of internal is TO be left
in office for little time principally because he has not
all Of sudden proclaimed himself Democrat II il said
that the hiphOp Of the collector OF the port the
quick change for Honolulu could be effected without
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
TwITUHEIh ENTITUsEs
OVER GOOD ROADS DAY

Las Vegas. n. NJ. Aug. i6.--Colonel
n. T.. Twitchcll. president Of the state
good reads association. today an
nouncod that "A meeting Of the execu-
tive board 81 that body would he call
ed soon 20 take official action upon the
state Good Roads day plan advocated
by Or. w. +. Brown Of Valmora. DR..
Browns plan Is To have every able
bodied man turn out on September 10
and do days work on the roads.
In regard to the matter Colonel
Twitchell said this morning that he
was heartily In favor of II, II have
no doubt" he declared, that the
state association, through It's execu-
tive board will endorse this plan and
do all In liz power 10 help the scheme
along in whatever manner u can 10
most good. We are ready 20 help
boost anything that VIII help the
roads
II am nightly pleased that san MI
euel county has at last wakej up TO
the good roads movement. and ! be-
lleve that We are now going To stay
wide awake and get some real roads.
An awakened public sentiment In this
thing Is the best possible backing Tor
better roads and the most powerful
lever for obtaining them.
II am very sure trait the state as
ISOLATION viii heartily endorse this
move and I shall take pleasure In call
ing the executive board together TO
submit 1t 90 them for endorsement
And we are not going 20 stop at en-
dorsement. believe all the members
of the association will be out ana al
work on the roads that day unless
prevented by ibsurmountable OBJ
stacies. We have got something start
ed now, thnaks 10 Dg. Brown. and We
must not let II fall through. THIS
scheme OF getting out and working all
together will Do us more real good
than spending money enough TO buy
twice the labor. for u viii get Us into
the team work Idea. II Is a bully
scheme and am glad V has been
started"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
$4,000 SENT BACK
ANNUALLY FROM
ELLIS ISLAND
Special Agent in Europe En-
deavOring to Prevent Book
ing of Immigrants Who
Cannot Land in America.

(Ass0efntcd Press Correspondcncel
London. Aug. ls.--from ten %
fifteen thousand men and women are
turned away from thc portals Of tho
United states every year. and sent
back 60 the countries whence they
came, In their eudeav0r 90 enter the
land Of promise. The reason r. that
they do not meet the requirements
set for Immigrants BY the American
authorities.
This condition constitutes one ~
the most difficult problems fsced b.
the American department % labor
and in an effort Ga solve II. the de-
partment has sent " W. fiarht,nd,
one OF its special agents. a. inveasi-
gate and report on einisratipu condlr
lions In England and on the ronli-
nent.
Every year. In spite OF the efforts
OF the steamship companies 10 cx-
clude such passengers from aheir
lists. nearly flftecn thousand lntini-
afanis nee the gates az hllis lslana
closed against them. ana with The
earnings az yeRrs swept away by the
expea.4e % the voyage. they are ee,n,
PEELED 10 resume the battle ~ iitr
under tho conditions from which they
sought 20 eacupe ~ elnigratlon. The
department does not either desire On
seek. according 20 Mr Husband. the
lowering Of the present standards
but secretary Wilson ~ anxious tp
devise some plan whereby the shock
and suffering incident 90 being turn
ed hack after sighting the shores %
the promised land may be prevented,
Ia an effort 20 do this. Special Agent
Husband will Investigate the bnukinS
ri prospective Immigrants by trans
poriatlon agents with the idea ~ de-
vising some method whereby only
those who are practically certain o.
entry into the United States will ho
permitted 20 embark On this side of
the Wnfpr
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
TORCIBLE FEEDING
HIGHLY PRAISED
sir CrIchtan. Known Relieves Opera
ton h Devoid of Danger and
Humanitarian Measure.

London Aug iS.--Durlng the Hn-
nunl meeting at the McdicO- PSYCHE
logical association In London sir
James CrlChton- Browne said:
There IL one subject that has ne
come OF great public interest late'y'
and which nearly concerns all our
medical brethren. that IN, tho subject
of forcible feeding. on that subject
the members of the association arc
entitled To speak declsiveiy, Tor there
~ not. ! suppose. one of them VINO
has not performed the operation, "
operation II can be called. mHnV times.
1 have performed II myself hundro a
of tunes. have seen II performed
thousands OF times and I am sure all
tho members OF the association VIII
agree with me that Il has saved tens
of thousands of lives | am confident
al The members OF tho ass jciatiua
,lll agree that u Is grossly wrong anil
misleading TO describe u. as Il has
bcen described AS a painful and dan
gerOus operation.
III is not painful II skillfully per.
formed. Dlsagreeable, very disagree
able II In, no doubt. II may occasion
transient nausea the cross-chaanel
feeling as MIR. Lloyd George, has called
it. hut pain IN the true sense does mol
accompany IL. Aud II IN infinitely less
distressing than the pangs Of hunger
aud thirst that IL allcviates,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
A most Effective Treatment
and Quick in Re-
suits.

Salt rheum. Hcaly skin and other Itch.
ing skin anictiona may be- soothcd by
frequent applications OF witch hazel.
Hut the cure must come from the acc
tiyity OF the fine network Of blood
vessels that make up the skin forma.
tion. You should use : s. g. for thu
blood This splendid remedy ~ mars
vel for salt rheum. eczema, lupus, ps1s
riaHis and scrofula. Ask al any drug
store for bottle OF s. :. =. and YOU
are then on the road 20 health. The
action Of this remarkable remedy 10
direct positive. certain In It's influence.
u 10 one of those rare medical forces
which act IN the blood with the same
degree " certainty that is found In all
natural tendencies
out through every skin pore acids,
germs aud other blood impurities arc
forced IN the form OF invisible Yapor
There n scarcely community any
where but what has It's living example
Of the wonderful curative effects "
a 4 & Oct u bottle OF this famous
remedy to-day, and II your case Is
stubborn or peculiar, write "a The
swift Specific Co, i6s Swift Labora-
tory, Atlanta, Ga.
beware % All substitutes for = = =,
the remedy you can depend upon Tor
safety aud effectiveness.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
srII.I. 4 ,iIlsICIAN an o..

Boston. Mass. Aug is.-Prof, L. @,
Emerson, composer whose name ny
famous la the musical history ~ this
country. quietly observed the $50 an-
niversary of his birthday ~ his home
In Hyde Park.
Among Mr. EmeTson'g callers we're
Henry Clay Burnrhee, long associated
with the Hostonians, ana Darius
Cobb, the artist Mr.. Barnahee sans
several sonRs and Mr.. Emerson rem
dered several OF his oldtlme comp"-
sltions, his voice being vigorous for
one Of his years.
MIR. Emerson is still Interested ~
COMPOSING music. having Just com-
pieted composition,
Among his early work Pei the war
song. we Aro Coming. Father Aora-
ham"
Lincoln had issued the call for 3o0,-
GOO volunteers aud William cullen
Bryant wrote the lines. which oliver
Dltson secured and dispatched TO Mr,
Emerson with this Injunction. set
these words 10 music instanter.' the
song WAS soon resounding Throughout
the nntloa. His compositions embrace
music for churches, schools, conven'
tious aud choral societies.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18

"A few miles OF rocks in the mouth
of Tijoras canyon. between the Trim
Bile ranch and Tiiera village. n block
ing prosperity for Albuquerque" de-
olared Mayor y. X. y. Sellers today,
Mayor Sellers returned last night
with Mrs. Sellers In his Hupmobile
after highly successful trip 10 the
Rock Island cities, m Paso and the
southern Rio GrHnde valley towns IN
the interest Of the Reliability Run to
this city during the State Fair, pro-
iect enthusiastically supported by Ei
paso and the New Mexico boosters.
III the citizens of Albuquerque
would blow up the mouth Of Tijeras
canyon and let the county haul out
the debris II would bring SOC moro
automobiles TO the State Fair meet. 7"
said Colonel Seilers 1T would mean
reliability run from Roswell as well
"a m Paso with all the Pecos valley
towns Joining the procession. The
southern Rio Grandc valley people
ALSO prefer the route VIC AlamoEordo
and II II comes "a last resort I he
ieve popular subscription should
coo tn clean up the canyon n would
bring In az lcas, $4,000 In results this
year for local business mon.
II believe the Dupont Powder com
pany would furnish the powder to
move the rocks free or at n nominal
cost n we Tx up that stretch Of
road Il will mean steady traffic by
motorists from Carrizozo, Alamogor-
&c. Corona. tie Estancla ga e. Ros-
well. Carlsbad and Artcsia and VIII
make the auto meet here during the
state Fair the biggest good roads
stunt In the history 81 tho south
west -"
Tho ~ Paso ana southern Rio
Grande motorists entering the relia-
biiity run have been route via Engle
and Carthage. for while they prefer
the eastern route. the difficulties IN
Tlicras canyon make Il unfeasible.
Colonel Sellers IN enthusiastic over the
result of his trip and was more than
Rratined ~ the way the 70 Paso peo-
pie and those In the southern towns
took hold of the project