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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27
CAPTAIN COOKE
ASSIGNED TO
SECOND

Following the policy of economy
in travel money, two army captains
will merely trade staff and line jobs,
in compliance to a war department
cable received at headquarters this
morning. Captain George d. Freeman,
who has been doing company duty at
Fort Shafter, is assigned to the
quartermaster corps, to take the place
of Captain E. H. Cooke, pay officer,
who is soon to become a "Manchu."
Captain Cooke is assigned to the Sec
ond Infantry, and will take Captain
Freeman's company.
Formerly changes of this sort often,
entailed a. trip across ocean and con-
tinent for both officers concerned, but
the army of Oahu is becoming quite
a close corporation, officers remain
ing here as long as their foreign tours
extent. Captain Game, of the @. M,
effected a similar change with Cap
tain Lister of the First Infantry, when
the former was sent back to service
with troops, while Captain Hall, Fifth
Cavalry, was selected for @. NJ. assign
ment, when Captain Edwards was de-
tached. Likewise, |Ca/lins Clark and
Johnson of Fort Ruger exchanged
places, and a vacancy was found in a
local regiment Tor Captain w. H. John
son, when he was relieved from duty
as inspector-general of the national
guard.
Soldiers to Camp
Now that Colonel McGunnegIe has
approved the program for a military
field day, Washington's Birthday, sub
mitted by the board of which Major
Frazier is senior member, the latter
is looking for camping sites for the
soldier athletes. It will be necessary
for the organizations which takes part
in the field day to camp the nights of
the Dist and 22nd, and this afternoon
Major Frazier will look over available
sites at Kapioiani Park and Fort De
Russy.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27
THE klnGkAL GUARD

Col. Jones makes a good point in urging the
IDortance of the national guard here and ask
IS the support of the businessmen in building
IS the organization. T.. 49,.
When the new arInory is ready and the guard
IS chance to develop under fayoring circum-
1nces, the organization should be OF very def
te value to the community. The military
.aracter Of the training gives physical strength
nd mental alertness to the guardsmen, and with
Ne athletic and social facilities to be afforded
. the new structure, the guard ought to, have a
rong influence for good on it's members The
0ard attracts many young men who for various
.6sons do not affiliate with the Y. NJ. G. A. or
her bodies that stand for allaround growth.
ne discipline, the spirit of competition, the
Ieanliness of mind and of body developed by the
.atiOnal guard are definite and beneficial.
This does not take into account the military
'alue of such an organization, which is taken for
.fanted. The community value" of the nation
n guard may well be considered potent rea,
.on for maintaining it, and Honolulu ought to
rive moral support to Col. Jones and hisfellOw'
Ulcers, as well as the war department, in their
FORTS to make the militia one of Honolulu's
factors of civic betterment.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27
THE MN IN UNBORN.

Honolulu, T. H., Jan p, 1913.
Editor Honolulu Star-Bulletin,
Sir would like to ask the public
in general question through the col
umns of your paper: Why is it that
some of the civilian people treat the
man in uniform with such contempt?
Is it because he happens to wear a
uniform, or have the people in Homo
lulu got an idea that the service con-
sists of nothing else but the lowest
characters possible? Do they think it
impossible to find good, respectable
men in the service? If they do, |
would advise those people that think
that way to go and visit some of the
posts on this island, and | think they
will change their minds to a great eX-
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27
twenty years ago it was but 1 million

twenty years ago 1t was but 4 million
dollars, Tnuse the value Of this par.
ticular class of manufacture exported
in 1912 was nearly two and q half
times as much as a decade ago and
ten times as much as two decades
ago. $751;
All the world, apparently. buys
American agricultural implements.
Mowers and reapers exported last
year went to more than rs countries
and colonies, including every grand
division OF the world, while other
classes Of agricultural implements
were widely distributed in the years
export trade.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27
ACTIVE BUSINESS
ON STOCK BOARD

Seven stocks were dealt in. with 4
SOCdly aggregate of sales. on the stock
board this morning. Oahu Railway re-
covered five points Of its recent de-
dine, As shares in three unequal lots
selling at $40. Hawaiian Commercial
slows a gain of a quarter point IT
sales of s. shares in four unequal lots
at "a. Oahu registered a decline of
OF e-eighth in sales of and 10 shares
It 23,121-2. Pioneer is unchanged at
II for % shares at session in addition
to 23O shares in four unequal lots re-
ported Onomea in unchanged at
?-.5O for i shares, Brewery at "a for
~ and 10 sares and Pineapple at 44.50
for 20 shares. Asking prices are but
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27
PERSONALITIES

GEORGE LYCURGUS, of the Union
Grill, is temporarily laid up as a re-
suit of stepping on some sharp coral
Friday at Waikiki beach. The cut
required several stitches.
H. A. WEINLAND, the insectarian
who was here last year for several
months in the interests of California
when the territorial campaign against
the Mediterranean fruit fly was at its
height, has resigned from the state
service to become horticultural COM
missioner of San Diego county.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27
LETTERS ON timely TOPICS

1.-THE Star-Bulletin invites free and
frank discussion in this column on all
legitimate subjects of current interest
Communications are constantly rcceiv-
ed to which no signature is attached
This paper will treat as confidential
signatures to letters if the writer's so
desire, but cannot give space to
anonymous COMMUNICATIONS.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

1t was gravely stated yesterday morning that
the general belief" is that Link, McCandless
'hasn't chance in the world to secure the gov
ernorship" Somebody has evidently been TAX
ing mental straw vote.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27
FARM IMPLEMENTS =.
EXPORTED LAST YEAF

IT" EOIfN GD LPt0 = EFNn
More than 40 million dollars worth
of agricultural implements were ex-
ported from the United States to for
eign countries in the calendar year
just ended. Ten years ago the value
of the expectation of this class of
manufactures was Is million dollars;
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

Land Commissioner Tucker hopes he has set
tied the Waiakea land squabble. Another land
mark of history gone!
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

Children's Fairgrounds, properly supervised,
are declared by Raymond Robins to be essential
to the greatness of this or any other city. Good
doctrine, that!
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

Strange that the express companies have al
ready discovered what poor and expensive serv-
ice the parcel post is giving!
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

Its city government is run on business principles
and that gives businessmen and corporations
confidence enough to locate themselves and their
plants in ST. joe
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

Finley j. Shepard seems about to share the
fate of several other unenvied males. He will be
known as Helen GOulds. husband.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

Let's hope that the new supervisors will settle
on a style of paving that will not be changed ey-
cry other week.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

That old gag about the stOrk doesn't go in
these modern days. Now it's the parcel post that
brings the baby
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

Taxpayers-Hand In your tax re.
turns to the Assessor before Jan. 81.
e. 81.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

And now they're even trying to take away
from the governor the name of the street he lives
on.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

slightly above selling anywhere down
the line. ~ )
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

If there is anything else that can happen to
we don't know what it is.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27
Sale

obico residence lots - 500 81 it. each
Nrr,I hoo With conyenicnccs
~ pnnro,on, oxnoIon4
Nina Rnnqa}oy $500
.$45C
$175
$40. ,Iodorn e+nry boueo
hnidne lot 5000
$500
cottage .$45o
Modern room bnnga1of
AMA-2bpdroon
PACIFIC HEGHTs-Cboce home . $500
WAIALAE TRAcT-Several choice cts and acreage
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

The national guard politics" is outside, not
inside the guard. That's the trouble.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

A man ThO lrOuId haze GOd's guidance must
Filling to make spiritual things his main bus
bs-H. G. Mabie
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-01-27

Here's to the Kaiser! We like his strenuous
Ways
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01
THE RED LIGHT.

Hottest non-sectarian religious pa
per on earth. It's mission is to expose
hypocrisy in the churches, restore
the 'oldtime religion" and fight the
temporal encroachment of Cath
olicism. Issued monthly at 25 cents a
year. Special offer: Send 20 cents
1.-TWO silver dimes wrapped) and 10
names of persons who might subscribe
and the paper will be sent you a year
on trial.
THE RED LIGHT, Wilkesboro, N. c
ct gives me great pleasure to rec
ommend The Red Light to my reader,
-Pearson.)
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01
GOOD NEWS

Dear Friends: Maybe you
would like to know that MI.
Pearson's "other half" is also
editing a monthly paper, called
Good News. It is quite different
from The Fool-Killer and some
of you might not like it, but if
you want to send fifteen cents for
a years subscription, or get up a
club of five or more at ten cents
each, I'm satisfied you'll have no
kick coming against me. Good
News is a non-sectarian religious
paper, same size as The Fool
Killer, and stands for the pure
and undefled religion of Jesus
Christ and the Whole Truth of
Gods Word. AS long as The Fool
Killer lives, the proceeds of Good
News will be used in charitable
and religious work. Also along
with your subscription or club
send me a good list of names (of
women preferably to send sample
copies to-not very many from
one postoffce-and I'll appreciate
it. Address:
MRS. CORA PEARSON,
Moravian Falls, ------ N. C..
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01
MUCK BY THE CARLOAD.

Yes, honey, they have been
stirring up another powerful
stink up at Washington. Found a
polecat's nest and beeA trying to
count the eggs. Got the old daddy
polecat to help do the counting,
and he broke the whole setting
and found them all rotten.
In other words, they captured
the bell-wether of the lobby
gang and have been twisting
some mighty interesting facts
out of him with the government
corkscrew.
Talk about undertaking! My
sakes alive! The testimony of
Martin M. Mulhall before the
Senate lobby investigating COM
mittee proves beyond a doubt
that there is plenty of muck to
rake. AS much as the so-called
undertaking. periodicals have
had to say on corrupt politics,
they had never told it half. Null
hall admits having been, for
many years, the secret agent of
the National Association of
Manufacturers, and that he has
bought, bribed and corrupted
dozens and scores of our honor
able O. and patriotic % states.
men. The organized grafters OF
the country have been running
things at Washington just as
they pleased for many years
Some of us dangerous agita.
tors" have known it all the time
and have said so-but the gooc
sugar-mouthed Conservatives
have been mighty slow to catch
on. Well, I hope they are con
vinced at last.
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01

10 See Fuss Dan Yells, our
honorable Secretary of the Navy,
is awful skeered of the red flag,
although it has never harmed or
threatened to harm the nation in
any way. But you just ought to
hear 10 See Fuss yell and applaud
the old Confederate flag which
once drenched the land in blood.
Amt that consistency with a
brass handle to it?
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01
sons about five miles in my esti-

sons about five miles in my esti-
nation.
But still I have never quite got
the consent of my mind to risk
my neck in the goat-riding bust
ness. Maybe I will sometime.
Anyway, if you fellers will call
off your old goats and make 'em
quit buttin' me, | won't say nary
nuther word.
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01

You can call q man who drives
sheep a shepherd and he don't
care, but if you call a man who
drives cows a coward he is liable
to fight you. This English Ian
guage of ours is a great thing,
anyhow.
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01

After long delay we are reliab-
ly Informed that the earth weighs
exactly seven billion tons. Nearly
as heavy as the bag of money
that McAdoo is going to scatter
out among us.
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01
More EDITORIALS.

1t is perfectly awful what a
hard time the sawsiety people do
have. Some of them have to get
up as early as ten o'clock in the
morning in order to keep up with
their social duties.
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01

A young lady artist advertises
that she wants to get a realistic
expression of suffering. She can
get it by going to the headquart-
ers Of the National Association of
Manufacturers.
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01
Chicago's "Charity Ball."

ChlcagO's Charity Ball"
The over gorged rich of She
cawgo have a habit Of giving,
once a year, what they call a
charity ball." supposed to be
for the benefit of. the poor. That's
very nice and kind Of them, amt
it? Well, just hold your 'tater a
minute and we'll see.
They are just now beginning to
sober up from a recent charity
ball. On this occasion the saw
siety swells of "Hogopolis'' had
them one more royal and riotous
time, as you may gather from the
following figures which I have
taken from the daily papers:
Wealth represented, $500, 0Oo, 900
Cost of jewelry worn, 10000, 900
Cost of clothing worn, 1000, 900
Cost of fancy costumes, 100, 600
Most costly jewelry worn, 25O, 900
Received for drinks, 10000
Total receipts, $4,000
Expenses of, the ball, 29, ZOO
Left for charity, 1900
In this guzzling debauch, where
half-naked women turkey-trotted
with booze bloated men, there
was enough vulgar display Of i'll
gotten wealth to puke all the
buzzards in forty states. It viii
be noticed that $40, 900 was spent
for likker, and that the tota.
expenses of the ball amounted tt
more than twice as much as the
little dribble they gave to charity
The total wealth Of the families
represented at that shameful
shindig was nearly enough to buy
out Rockefeller, breaches, boots
and baggage, and yet after drink
ing ten thousand dollars worth o:
popskull and hugging each other
half-naked wives till the rooster
crowed for day, they were onl.
able to raise a measley $14, 0O'
for charity.
Just think of it, will you? Saw
siety has to indulge in a drunken
debauch in order for a few dol
lars to reach the suffering an
poverty-stricken. AS a matter o
fact, at these charity balls not
single thought is ever given t
charity. There is not one worth.
or uplifting impulse at the bacl
of these degenerate revels an
booze-saturated jamborees. Thei
only object is to see who can drin]
and carouse in the most beastl.
manner and make the bigges
display of ungodly wealth.
Charity BALL" Aw, bite a hog
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01
Club Rates!
In Clubs Of Five, l5c a Year.

The price of single subscriptions to The FooEKiler is Is cents a year
but if you will get several OF your friends to go in with you and send in
club of five or more at one time, you can all get the paper at Is cents
year. The Fool-Kiner is creating great excitement wherever it is intro
duced, and it now goes into every State in the Union. Join the army O.
club-raisers. Do it now. Address:
THE FOOLrKLLER, MORAVIAN FALLS. N. C.
The fool-killer., 1913-08-01
BILLY-GOAT, WHOA!
Douglas, Ga,
July 30th, 1918.

sIOcK-nOlOer In 1.-The Fool Killer to
the extent of a regular reader, and
a l have incidentally absorbed so
much interest that when I go to write
my mother-in-law a letter I begin to
tune up either my natural humor or
some of the Pearsonitis that is in my
system, I must respond to the inter- O.
CATION incubated by our anti-Goat-
Straddler. i
My dear sir, the silliest thing have
ever zen in The Fool-Killer is this
one item. Iecertainly think you was
off your guard when you Matched this
mistake. You have very ably present.
ed exactly my sentiments on the
! question of Catholicism. I consider
you in position to publish the "Pluto-
cratic Prayer but you are not in
position to write the item on "Secret
Orders" which weakens your ''Pluto :
cratic Prayer" by reason of til e
obvious ignorance of the ADJOINING
item.
Now don't lose sight of the fac t
that I am your friend. That is why I
am calling your attention to one m is
take you have dnthoughtedly ma de.
When my subscription is out, don't
stop the paper-let me know and the
price will be sent very gladly. The
reason I haven't sent in any clubs is
that I am Official Goat-Saddler in my
community and haven't had time.
Yours very truly,
.... W. R. WILSON.
Oh, dear me, now I am into it
for shore certain. I was just
playing with them-thar goats
sorter pulling their whiskers a
,little-and didn't mean nary bit
of harm by it. But, 10 and behol d,
I've got the Masonic goat and
several other goats after me, just
a-buttin' and a-buttin, wusser
than a Harvard team suffer ing
with a case of foot-b ball.
Say, honey, do a goat love
candy? If not then what in the
name of goodness do a goat love?
I want to find out so | can get
some Of it and make friends with
these-here goats before they plum
.spile my good looks.
Honest, now, / didn't say any
thing so terrible bad about the
Masons and other secret lodges
Read my article again and you
will see that I said there was
probably something pretty gooc
in them. And also suggested that
it looked to me like such a gooe
thing ought not to be hid in
closet, but put out where az
many people as possible coulc
get>the benefit of it. But there il
room, of course, for differences
of opinion. It probably depends
on the nature of the good thing
as to whether it ought to b.
made too public or not. You fel
lers who are on the inside know
more about that than I do and .
shall not argue with you.
The fact that the Masons arr
opposed to Romanism is one good
point in their favor. The discov'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-16
"Get-It" for COrnS
Surely Gets Them
It's the Corn Cure on New Plan
Gets Every Corn Quick and Sure.

elf you re like me, and have tried
nearly everything to get rid Of eorns
and have still got them, just try the
new, sure, quick, easy painless way
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-16
SAN MAR|NO IS AT
LOGGERHEADS W|THITALY.


Rome, Dec. 16.--San Marina, the
smallest but nonetheless one Of the
most obstreperous republics in the world
is again at loggerheads with Italy. Re-
Gently the tiny republic passed a law
obnoxious to the Vatican. The latter
protested but San Marino refused to
bulge. Then the Vatican withdrew
its minister and Immediately thereafter
San Marino withdrew its, and the two
powers are still at outs
A little later San Marino solicited
the gifth from Italy Of two antiquated
cannon and at once Increased its war
footing by organizing an artillery corps
Of nine members. Later it was known
that the republic was SO small that
there was no point with the kingdom
where artillery practice could be indul-
ged in without the cannon balls drop
ping in italian territory and thus ere.
ating hostile act. San Marino had no
sooner apologized to Italy for this than
she again started fresh trouble.
Like France, Italy and most of the
other powers, San Marino exercises a
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-16
Cheap and
Easily Made, But Ends
a Cough Quickly
How to Make the Very Hest
Cough Remedy at HGsnae.
Fully Guaranteed.

This pint of cough syrup il easily
made at home and saves you about $500
as compared with ordinary cough reme-
dies. 1t relieves obstinate couvhs-even
whooping cough-quickly, and is splen-
did, too, for bronchial asthma, spas
modic Group and hoarseness.
Mix one pint OF granulated sugar with
" pint OF warm water, and stir for 2
minutes. Put 2115 ounces Of Pinex (fifty
the Sugar Syrup. Take a teaspoonfui
every one, two or three hours. Tastes
good.
This takes right hold of cough and
gives almost instant relief. 1t stimu-
lates the appetite, and is slightly laxa-
tive-both excellent features.
Pinex, as perhaps you know. is a
most valuable concentrated compound Of
Norway white pine extract, rich in
guaiacol and the other natural healing
pine elements.
No other preparation will do the work
of Pinex in this mixture, although
strained honey can be used instead Of
the sugar syrup, If desired.
Thousands of housewives in the United
States and Canada now use this Pinex
and Sugar Syrup remedy. This plan has
often been initiated, but the old success
full combination has never been equaled.
It's low cost and quick results have made
1t immensely popular.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction,
Dr. money promptly refunded, goes with
this preparation. Your druggist has
Pinex, or will get Il for You. II not, not
send to The Pinex Co., TT. Wayne, Ind.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-16

government monopoly on tobacco from
the sale of which it receives most Of
its state revenues The government Is
supply is purchased from Italy and or
dinarily amounts to a half ton year.
In 1911, however, the San Marinose
did not chew and smoke so much as or
cinarily and San Marino purchased from
Italy only quarter Of a ton Of tobacco.
This year smoking and chewing is more
popular and San Marino has demanded
of Italy that it come across with the
other quarter of ton to which it was
entitled in 1911. Italy says it won 7
and San Marino has all but said that
if it don't, she'll take the antiquated
cannon which Italy presented to her,
and shoot the surrounding italian ter
ritory, which consists exclusively Of
barren uninhabited mountains, full Of
three inch holes.