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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Next time you shave cast your eye
Along the edge OF tie razor. II ap-
pears to be perfectly stmight line.
but look NJ II unsier a microscope aud
you Will sse that Il Is really rough
tnd IaElcd lie u iihe toothed saw.
IN tle same way dish seems to pre-
sent q Perfectly snpo.h. unhroken
snrsace Through nlicros one. how
ever. you will see multitude Of tiny
ef5rl=. ii;it hollows in the surface
aud nlinnte flaws where a bit has been
chilTed These flaws are the home
and incuhfior ~ disease gems. A
ehiilcl rince only oue.hundredth Of
an inch square viii harlor many hun
dreds Of typhnid hacilH. Cracks In
DISHES or giasses thai are 70 large as
TO he visible 10 the ma led eye
harhor thousands Of q. Lads Of germs.
Ornamcniailon on Tho b. ,ies Of cut
lery pruvidrs U.s. lie breeding
grounds. and his y ~'ffs It is better
TO have un,y pert, 81 plain knives
forks and spoons. disease germs live
throrgh ANYTHING except poisons or a
long lmn.cy<ion IN boiling water. They
are not mnrli disturhad hy frcezlng.-
peafsOnx
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

"But why are you determined to get
a divorce from your husband?"
Because be is an absolute brute"
"You amaze me. You used to say
that he was as gentle as child"
-Yes, that's what used to say. But
you ought to see him nowl Listen!
Since the baby began teething nothing
would quiet the little darling but being
allowed to pull his papa's whiskers.
And when be found that out what do
you think be did? He went down and
had his beard shaved of. that's what!
Do you think I'd live with a man that
has that sort Of disposition '-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31
orinin o. On. arausxard

The family of member Of parlia-
ment from Yorkshire has private
graveyard and has had IT for several
generations. The founder of it was a
Quaker, and the rector Of the parish
in which he lived said to him after a
dispute on religious matters, well. II
you don't come to church when you
are alive you viii when you are dead"
But the Quaker thought otherwise and
founded the burial place. which is used
10 this day.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Burne-Jones held original ideas as to
the administration Of justice. After a
visit to the Parnell commission he
wrote: Legal testimony doesn't affect
me at all. want people tried for their
faces. so spent the time in court set
Ting things all my own way. | tried
the judges first and acquitted one. so
that he sits In court without a blemish
on his character. and one admitted
to mercy. and Of the other | postponed
the trial for further evidence. Then l
tried the counsel on both sides, and
one Of them. am sorry to say. will
have to be hanged for his face
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

In Denmark. as in other countries.
they are troubled with men born tired,
men who are SNOW shovelers In sum
mer and lawmakers in winter" Den
mark takes them firmly. but kindly,
and puts them to bed. In bed it keeps
them as long as may be necessary.
-Four days are. as rule. sufficient for
the most obdurate cases. At the end
of that time the idler is found to be
feverish for work,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Aspirants to success who are discour-
aged by the very early rising of Coke
and Kant should think Of the success.
full poet Thomson and be comforted
for Thomson was one Of the latest
men thar ever lived and seldom rose
before noon
And yet in THE Seasons" he manag-
ed to give us one Of our finest descrip-
tons of sunrise II Is said of him
that he would eat the sunny side on
the peaches in his garden with his
hands in his pockets. but even such
late rising and his castle of Incidence
did not prevent his becoming famous.
London Spectator.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

The public rooms of the Hamburg
boerse. subject to very mild rules con-
duciye to good order. are open to all.
with very few exceptions. Their use
is definitely forbidden ITO all female
persons" to individuals who have been
deprived OF their civic rights. who are
under some form of judicial restraint.
who have been adjudged guilty Of
fraudulent bankruptcy. persons nd
judged to be in simple bankruptcy.
those unable to meet their obligations
and such as are forbidden the use of
the boerse through the decision Of the
court Of honor
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Dublin is one Of the finest cities IN
the British empire. and Its public
buildings ARE second to none. Two
very different men have united In its
praise. ';p'dwin Suisfh nid that
Phoenix PARK was the most beautiful
OF an the narks he had seen. and
Greville. even more enthusiastic,
wrote; Il am greatly struck BY the
fnencss OF the town Of DuhIlu and Of
IFS public buildings especially. Dublin
b. for its size. liner city than Lon
don. aud think they beat Us hollow
in their public buildings. We have no
such square rs Meryion square nor
such street as Saekville street"
Sala IN ''Rells Of Shandon- vein re-
viewed oil the great streets be had
promenaded from the Nevski prospect
to PiccadiIly or them all he says by
far the finest Is Sackville street. Dub
lin. as II stretches from the river Liffey
to the rotunda aud its gardens.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

"Dashington seems to have finally
made a conquest Of that Scadmore
girl. Wonder how 1t all came about"
''rhe first time she saw him she
gave him her eye: the next time they
met she gave him her arm. 1t wasn't
long before he was holding both OF
her hands Soon after that he won
her heart. and she lost her head and
gave herself to him completely"
Judge
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

"What is your occupationw asked
the good woman as she handed out
the fourth roast beef sandwich
81 am an ex-ponnder. madam. My
delivery has become impaired and !
find 1t very difficult to get bout" an
swered the weary traveller.
Thereupon the one time pugilist took
his leave and the good woman muir
INJURED. "Poor felIow."--.Iudge.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31
Needless.

The good fairy called her assistant
and showed her a golden box
"Take this box" she said. 'and lock
1t carefully in the safe. 1t contains
good advice
"NIy mistress. replied the assistant.
why should we lock up good advice?
No one will ever take it."-Puck.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Snow that your son is through col
Iege. what are you going to make Of
himg''
Cant tell for couple of years. He
went to coed Institution. and he's
booked up for two years solid to act
rs an usher Mt weddings. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Here's a dispatch about a man who
tried to choke his Iandlady to death
and got of with small fine
Must have been tried by jury Of
borders. Cut It down to sevenp-fve
words and put one line head over
it"-Chlcago Tribune
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

"what do you think Of our new oil
painting?" asked Mrs Newrich
We'll answered Mr. Newrich. I'll
seems good enough from the front. but
If you turn 1t round and look at the
other side must say the material
seems kind Cheap
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Park Policeman watching a gentle
man who is picking fowersl That fell
low seems 70 understand how to put
flowers together When he has fin
lshed the boquet IN take his name
coniscate the flowers and present them
to my wife tomorrow It's her birth
day Fliegende Blatter.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

PA. how long can a man live on
waterT'
ut depends. Willie. on whether he Is
aboard ship that won't ."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

she-I am weary Of halag bachelor
girl He WeH- or do WA knew tn
bit sick Of being sp!nster niau--R0s
ton Transcript.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

what more should man want than
good health. a good job and a good
wife,"
well, good reputation might come
In handy. Chicago Record Herald.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Blobbs- Hardupne says he owes ev-
erything to his wife. Slohhs-Hard-
uppe Is a double distilled prevaricator.
l-e owes f5 to me- London Tit Bits.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Riggs | wonder ii Digs has mu"h
money behind MIN: Higgs He mad
the other day when saw him He
was leaning against the Bank Of Eng
land. London Tit. Bits.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-01-31

Too many wish to be happy before
becoming wise.-Necker.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22
rAaalANY &c ErEnSAI.

beyond question Mr.. John Purroy
Mitchen Il worthy citizen. II s.
undoubtedly sruo that be- Il quite able
to slt al the head Of the municipal
table ia the city Of New York. Il is
lust chance that he may be elected
as matters now look Il might bc a
swell thing for New York should ne
be elected We do not know. But
MIR. Mitchell has no cinch And he
has. evidently. the capacity FOR MAX
Ing breaks. he has asked that astute
person. AIR. Murphy. 20 quit bringing
In rcpeaters. He mas chargod that
Murphy Is engaged In colonizlns them
In large bunchcs Mr. Mitchell might
have known better. Murphy o. course
called the turn. lie demanded a
grand jury Investigation.
Just Ike soldier answering the
command Forward march" the
grand jury obeys Mr. Murphys re-
queat and calls upon Mr.. Mitchell to
produce the goods
Now what chance has an honest
fssionist roformer against game
like thatY Wen leave Il TO you.
Tammany We have always with us.
II there Is ANY doubt about q, ash
sulzer He knows.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

20 get o cup Of coffee. a bite 0nd
would be going shortly.
Daily who was the soul Of hospital
ity despatched note with his conn
pllmcnts % tho commanding officer
ana bcgged him 10 lunch with him,
that everything WAS prepared Thongh
The llontenant declined. Daily went
over Ia person 90 the camp and re-.
turned with smith, Now, DAILY na a
young man had been reporter for
ioChc. Calf paper mud enjoyed
piquinp a fellow and 81 in tho course
OF several bottles hc charged Smith
and hts cloth with NO desire to over
take the hosilles. which Smith koen-
/ ~ resented and promised Daily that
iif he would accompany him he would
shnw him some Apaohos and fight
iinsidc Of - hours DAILY was "oali-
icd." and ne responded. getting ready
( at once
Ncw was n promotion or what7
\ He hastily wrote his VIII before leav-
ing We heard IN penen % tho back
OF large envelope and gave u 70
one of the inmates Of hts home. AZ
an events smith and ne ran into
au ambush on The GHvilon tran, being
killed at the head Of the party Imlys
/ body was not but Lieutenant Smiths
had boen muulatcd The militia
from flllsboro verc IN That fight
the late Captain Nick GALES and First
I Lieutenant J. p. Mcphcrson were On
command.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

ierlainment that bruiaizes man or
shames woman.
Second n viii always DO some part
Of my playing in The open air
Third win not De merely lazy
spectator OF sport ! viii taste for
myself ICE Reet and thrill
F'onrth win avoid over nmuse-
mcnt az ! pray that ! may bo saved
from ovCrwOrk
Fifthl VIII choose the amuse-
menlf that my wife can share.
Sixth viii not spend sunday IN
caring FOR my bodily pleasure 20
much that / forget my soul and its
relation 10 Code kingdom.
Seventh will never spend on
pleasure money that belong 10 other
aspects Of mg life.
Eighth will remember 90 enjoy
n boys sports again when my boy
Deeds me ms q Chum.
Ninth win rccolloct that play
should be for the sake ~ my mind
as we'll as for my body hence q
shall not shup those forms Of enter
tainmcnt that deal with ideas.
Tenth VIII never let play serve
as the end OF existence. but always
Il shall be used 70 make me n better
workman and richer soul.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

friend. Some wanted the superlnten-
dents position. others attempted TO
dictate hts course. ono business
house and the local bank sought TO
inlprc the superintendent through
pations methods that has reaped them
nothing and will not In the future.
A newspaper was established. which
from the day 90 iis birth had made
the superintendent the subject of SIS
vindlctivcness. an the while support
Cd, uracd on and encouraged By this
business firm and this bank To az
this work the superintendent was
wise. but owing 20 his position ne
said nothing. All their work has in
Iured but themselves and tho city,
they have not gained by such
methods
Tho position OF superintendent Of
Tho Reform school in this city is a
paltry one financially ANA whom 80
can not he held peacoahly ls not
worth the while.
an those months some people were
fighting with shadows. especially
those who looked with envy on the
superintendent covcting his position.
for the blow "that killed father" fen
heavily upon them when man from
Colorado was installed IN the position.
But those people probably do not
know that the powers that hoe behind
the Reform school had agreed whom
n became evident that the supcrln-
tendcnt was going 90 retire. that a
local man would not be given the
position. aud when q did become
known there was grief In great
amounts In some quarters IN various
sections Of the municipality. but Il
was kept us secret ns possible but
the jar was terrific just the same.
And again, another matter that ls at
vital Importance 90 Springer Tho
continual local contention over tho
affairs of this Institution has lone
since been known over the state and
was one Of tho reasons why the lust
legislature failed to make appropri-
atlons for this institution othCr than
mere maintenance and deficiency.
And also if matters continue tho next
legislature VIII take up the advisa-
hility Of removing the Institution Ca
another point in the state. ON this
the business Interests of Springer
should get busy at once.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

(Froul the springer stOckmnn.)
,. 4. Hutchinson, superintendent Of
tho state Reform school 81 this city,
"a position BE- had held for over fif-
teen months retired on the SIN OF
This month. IN the inll % 1911 the
flrst state clcction waH held IN New
Mexico and With some other state
offlciais the Democratic party snc-
ceeaed IN eleeiine William g. Melon
laid Of Lincoln county governor of the
new state. shortly thereafter tho
Democratic state centYni committee
held meeting and it WAS arrecd that
In the distribution of patronage she
Democratic editors were so be firat
recognized The editor asked for the
Reform school and The party leaders
IN the state lined an solid for him,
as well AZ others not members Of tho
Democratic party Willis q Brown
editor az the Ration Reporter, asked
hospital hut it was denied him. ono
wing AZ the party in Colfax county
opposing him and fght cnsucd
whereby he lost aui The editor %
The Stockmnn during his twenty
some wears 90 active participation in
the Democratic rnnhs. had never
asked his party for money or post
tion. but on tho other hand had spens
hundreds 81 dollars Tor party success
While he had never taken any part
In tho CoiiaN county row, few
weeks after his appointment he was
lined up with the so-caiicd Morrow
faction a. against the so-calicd Kohi-
houscn faction. and from that day
on hls position was sought by the
Kohlhouspn faction. While superln-
tendeni OF the Reform school every
thing possible WIS done 10 make the
position unpleasant for him. even 90
che day he loft the institution. The
kohlhousen Democrat on the board
of trustees lined up with a Rcpuhli-
van member against him and FOR sew
crni months the other two Demo.
cratic members and ono Republican
member OF the board sustained the
superintendent in the management OF
the Institution. FINALLY the Rppuhll-
can member Joined the minority after
much persuasion and for several
months Il was rough and tumble.
until tho superintendent agreed 20
Quit. John Morrow and Dorotoo
Martinez stuck 20 tho superintendent
until the last. believing the instltu-
tion was being properly managed
/ II was q political rnw. ono Of the
results ~ tho Democratic party divi.
slon IN ColfaN counts, wherein a state
institution was broHrht into the
game
! Now FOR the locai part played. The
institution EMPLOYS BOT thgco men ana
everybody wanted q JOB and those
who didn't wanted one for some
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

uf Csc ftosnlf ftfntq olordo ppm
mnf Neal,h tommlsaon lp an usdtat
~ ia tf'hs nem settlers Is Colorado
fht sanri|ons are ~ come fof
the most nail from lbe mree Dpai-
nesa Interests 81 Denver ena the
State The pIsn was snsgtslra ny
John pflsaon walker member 81
ftt o4teaiIte commi,ttt appointed ns
8otcrAor simmons chaifman 81 The
commlsslom "a work out b rrorrnm
81 action wAHer aee,ares thot an
aasesAlne oanipaihd backed 81
iesosqo should bring 100000 new
settlers q Colorado. IIe ~ Of the
orinion shef Is the commission adopts
thls psaa the entire fan1 can BE-
RAISED without difnculty
Anothcr proposition. said 20 have
hoon. adsancca BY Frank a wad-
leigh. ecner9s passenger ascent of the
Denver a Rio Gmnde and she west
ern pscifle, Is 20 establish On ALE
coloraao eshibii il the new penvor
union station. The plan s. 70 have
tach county 81 the state Represented
win the speeiai RESOURCES 81 the ~.
speciise counties on exhibition.
An abundance 1T accurate and rnil-
able Information r. ~ be kept on
hand Tor dissflbuilon TO me travelling
public u is probable Also that inc-
iurcrs win De on hand day and night
10 explain the exhibits. and 70 ten o.
the advantages offered for tho settle
mcnt Of Colorado.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22
CONTRASTS

one must admit that. under the
dfigent editorshlp OF Mr.. Norman
Hapeood. Haper's Weekly has be-
come a moro lively publication than
under It's former sc6ate management.
In fact, IL Is SO lively that Il fairly
slzzles Il Is advanced, Il Is wrile, Il
is colorful and iingleful and thrillluL
It Is about everything that the Hap
good newspaper policy has become
famous for; IL r. the real thlng u
is the militant advocate of militant
woman. and it initiates ain the time.
II initiates along the lines that sell
papers; which, after an, Re what real
~ matters
HUT one wonders, IN glanclng over
its undoubtedly attractive pages
what those sedate seasoned followers
Of Colonel Harvey really think of a.
Not heinR In his grave Colonel uar-
vey cannot hc expected to turn over
Even while editor Of the Weekly me-
had no turning tendencies. And
maybe being human. he and bis SEE
date and seasoned readers, his solid.
substantial, contcmpiauvc readers.
are reading Hapgoods version of
what a weekly iournIi ought to Dee in
secret Maybe So, but We wonder
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-22

Under the caption. rhe Real
ntannn why tic oait" J. y Hutch
ison owner and editor Of the stock
inan. weekly newspaper al spring.
e. explains why he resigned as su-
periniendent q the New Menco re-
form school az springer without
dirers reformation az 50 the real
merits Of the case. the Herald takes
tho liberty 81 printing Mr.. Hutchi-
SONS statement or this page today.
Not 80 much because Of the centric
versy Itself. Ia which the people Of
Tia state may or niay not Be greatly
Interested. bar because the statement
u little Sermon In political science
which a wen worth rcading.
Briefsy. according 70 the state
ment. there has been political row
IN coifak county between factions Of
the Democratic party which party,
81 shs way, Is 81 power IN that coun-
~ fer the first slime IN many years.
A man IL appointed Ia charge Of a
state institution BY hiss exccliency the
governor. who appears 20 the APP
pointiYc power thoroughly fitted for
she position. He happens 70 be lined
up aiih one 81 the local factions.
8Afe according 70 his statement IS
made 30 miserable for him that ne
resigns In other words, regardi' =
% tbs efficiency o. the man; regard
icss o. the interests and welfare Of
the Institution. y public one. over
which he has charge. and Tor which
the people are paying good money
hc il forced out,
II Is an interesting thing for those
% az who are reformers in politics
90 think about.
A. We have said. without direct
hnowiedse ~ The merits OF the case.
the statement by Mr Hutchinson Is
reproduced on this page. because q
3 worth reading and thinking about.
There Is just another Thought in
thir connection to which the former
superintendent Of the reform school
makes referenccs
Nas q wise or unwisc 20 locate this
schaol "A the small town of Springer
at the rsireme northern end Of the
ainte2
Would Il not have been better 60
place il h Las vesas. or santa Fo.
or elsewhere, where it would have
been more easy Of access az much less
cess 40 me counties forced 20 send
ehHdren 90 81 for correction
WAS q placed IN Springer for the
best Interests OF me state as whole 2
or was "a placed there for political
rcasoua3
This Il not political question: Tor
the late New Mcxico Republican or
sanitation had the placing Of the
school.
But one wonders
Ia the meantime the state needs a
good. scientifically managed reform
school UD 20 the present time un-
Ges former and under the present
administration. it has not been cih'
cient ID u 10 bo hoped that rogard'
less 81 politics and 10 aii mercy q
the Young people wko .~@si bo con-
fined FOR the sood Of the state, tbs
new administration wlil make II 81.
ncicnt
And some day bp the mercy 81 az
nn-wiss Providence thia and man,
another state insliiullon may De re-
moved FROM ihe naignani influences
III rarig favor