Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-17
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The Glory or the Country.
! ann longing for the country with iis
pastures wide and green,
] Where the cattle on the hlllsides
browse untrOuhlOd ana serene
/ Where one hears the pleasing gohble
81 the proud. majestic turk
on, ld spend my days az farming
~ Il were not Tor the work.
Chicago Record Herald
! am longing for tho country, whore
the milk is fresh and sweet,
Where man can raise his chicken
and his lamb and other meat.
Where the eggs arc always recent
and the butter rich and rare
| But I'd hate Go wear chin whiskers
ana have haysecd in my hair
Springfield Union.
am longing for the country where
the yellow punklns grin,
| For the batter cakes and 'lassos and
tho pork grease on my chin,
For tho clear and frosty mornings
and the Pile of wood 20 chop
But would not care 20 live there 70
ia have the piss 20 slop.
Houston Post.
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WE INTENDED to write another
ono To- haug on to those but Il takes
too much time. paragraphors who
start this cndicss chain stuff are
/ Courtoously requested To make them
about two lines Ions and not Ia eN-
coed four
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THE PERSON who loft pnir of
| slightly used false teeth ON our eX-
change table Us requested 20 call and
get Thorn as we have no use for them
and the ianitor b. afraid to move
them for fear he will get BIT. Thank
heaven, all our teeth are our own,
anyhow.
Il
a NEW YORK minister delivered
a sermon yesterday on the interest
I ing topic ITO He'll ana Back" Il rs
I hoped he furnished r. clear oNplana-
ton OF how he happened 10 get back.
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EMMETT Dalton says Al Jennings
was only near desperate and that
I bis story IS ON the Same plane with
\ the Justly celebrated works OF Diu-,
moud Dies These outlaws are a
| jealous hunch-you can 'sec that
sticking out
O.
a LOCAL MINISTER yesterday
handed az one when ne madc the re-
/ mark that mo newspaper reporters
are specialists. anyhow" True
what chance have they when every
other member of the clerical, legal,
medical, commercial. and some eight
or ten other professions is past
grand specialist in the newspaper
| business?
THE CHIEF characteristic Of your
( average McxiCpu--as again demon
atrated al Juarez-is "a deep and in
! Suitable and unslukuble thirst for
sanguinary red. flowing and rock-
ing gore.
OUGHT TO BE a srcat season for
the claIroyunts. foretcllng the pres
idents Mexican policy
| THE BRAIN of Prince Katsur8 of
: Japan is found 90 weigh 1900
grammes just you wait until viii
: liam jennings Bryan By dissccted.
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SULZER is now found to D, in-
volvcd boz IA" Tammuny Iurcstigatiuu
II there was anything doing 10 BIS safe
TO say sulzor was in H.
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81 SENTENCE you 10 two years lu
prison. said the judge. severely.
"Wcll, Judge replied Flooding
! Pete, 81 know you are doing this to
humiliutc me. But. want 90 rec
mind YOU that some very wealthy and
some very talented people have been
guing to prison lately"
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Answered
'Com, into the garden, Maud
he sWectly sans and then.
In his lettuce patch, prepared to
scratch,
he ww his noiehbors hen.
christian science Monitor.
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"HoW MANY make Million
asked the teacher.
"No. worry many" responded john
nS without hesitation.
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THE AERCpLANE quickly gets
out ui thc bird ,ia# whom 10 turns
turtle
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Caranla Could Ton Him.
liuDrlad Ike 90 l,urc inc gumo that
%, H rluNing maybe. Though 90
Ten fh. ruth, Uc don't believe he
liu. notion IIuoru to EGO.
Houston Post
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