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Washington Journal., 1913-09-27
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intereiiante @in5elbeiten nit. Dem
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M}ilrden. ser fiir3liA in ben gerel'
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meitcltge6eu0e gntgeaenfommen 3lt-
tell. QluBer Der G~ntIenoung 3tpeier
arie3sidiffc ouf balbem @eg bis.
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nerifia mad sen 8nr6aoosinleln ltaft-
fin0en. gei giinitigen @eOinaungeH
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rioa ousqe0e6ut per0eR iofern Die
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for0erIid)en @run0 uno go0en 5ltr
gerfiiqiinQ geIteQt. auBeroem Silfe
Ser @arniIon uno zines &riegsidif-
Feg p~eriproden. 0us 9ufti6iif ioG
in 100 Els $50 W}eter SoAe ieaeIn,
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babel ie0er5cit Seepolier ols 9aQoit
oufnebmen 5a f0nnen. Ole Be-
Iabltnq be1teht aus Or. Sans ais 2ci-
ter, aapitdn SSoroens als Steler.
mann, Or. Mlt pom WetcoroloQiihen
Snltitut Miinden, Soiepb 9ruder,
6em 8atpr Ser Soee. ierner einem
M2arineofii3ier als Naoiaator un0
einem S~ngenieur Der Barieual9eiea-
IAaft ais Maid1inilten.
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bringen 31t f0nnen, 6aB Elm le6er-
fliegen 6es S3eans iGon beute I'M
@ereid Ser @ogli6feit liegt.
Washington Journal., 1913-09-27
8pei aaniHer.

8efu@: .Du fibIft Did alp
Rliidltd in 0einer Gbe, liebe @rna9"
Sunge 5rau: %, febr gliidS
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8efu9: nDGs tDnnte man ii4
tigsutli6 oenten, Oern man fiebt Sud
ia nirgenbs ms6r. Mas treibt Sbr
benn ben ganaM Sag gu 9auFe9"
Sungt 6rGu: %, metn Ar'
thur malt Hn6 i9 fO6e un0 0ann Der>
kreiben mir nns be Set oamit, GEE
genfettig gu errutben, mas bos See
matte umb @efOdte DprfteElen foIl!"
Washington Journal., 1913-09-27

@ er sic s. StraBc i'm SiiNaeHca
begebt fam uibt Hm5ia, IN 80. 522
ciil5ufe6ren, allpo &err Scoppl0
@irfle ieincn @clltdern nit ar; iein.
fen @etrGufen ms lonitigeu Gr.
friihungell altfmarfen miro. scr.
Strife DGlt nur Oas @eIte ali @an0,
lrno Elm @ciil6 bel iGm miro 81
SeOermanns 3ufrie0en6eit oilSfa0nn.
Washington Journal., 1913-09-27

a6unncntcu, sic Sas u@ui6inatOn
SOnrnal@ nidt piinftlidl uScr mnrc-
,almafig crBnlten, iinO Nc6etcn, Der
Office Oauun per Selepbun, Main
7789, uoer idriftlid Mitteilmng 81
mndlen.
Washington Journal., 1913-09-27

@uten @ppstit. sOurit:
SD mD6te etp0s eHen, 9err Btrt9,
dber bleiben Sie rt9t 70 lange ME
mil Dem 8ierI = Wirtb: So,
tn fudte erf ibero1I cine Serpiette.
Bel uns fno nGmli9 3piltnge ans
eefommen, unD 60 bat Die @eieaf4dft
Sic SerDietten ais Wtn0eIn genomt
men!
Washington Journal., 1913-09-27
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c rdjBnc 8cit, . icpae Seitl

GO lrar ciu Gountag bell unS tar.
Gin ielten ihoner Sag I'M Subr.
Mie giagcu beiDe mir gru8i0s,
Ga eDtteu mir elm O%iorosget0i'.
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s a foIa Elm fii6ner 4eronaut.
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Guf itiaer brauner Saloe bort,
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Mutb,
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Gtt boppeIter @ei6pinbigfeitl
Washington Journal., 1913-09-27

Cana norm ii Der 9fci1c ocr
0oHs-, SNilO- mo 6resfomaler Iiebt
Mic. @icganO, $40. S24 Sed)ilc Str.
g. g.
Washington Journal., 1913-09-27

3 olt6cfaantc Sotcl Trib &ell'
ter iii immer nod ein belicbter Hetl'
0~coousplab fir @lrmanoS mi
Sdlsder. Sent Special 2ltnf'
9gjitaoS. ullo Gable De Sote@, Os'
Nhcnos. rrfrcuen iid) beloaoerer =.
Iirhfhnit
Washington Journal., 1913-09-27
aaufcn Sic Sire Sans6altnnas-
graenTtdaOc ga, mO Sic sic bette
AnalitGt erBalten

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Washington Journal., 1913-09-27
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itan0aEiren sic oenn bier Dor Dem
Mirtbsbaus berums~ 9err: wQinein
NTH i'd; Die Wirtbin bat mid 'rauss
anf@mifen!" Na9tDd9ter: ~Nd,
6unn gtben sic gefdIisit mad 9au'
Eel" 9err: nMtl i9 AUDI, t9 bin ia
bu Mirtbl"
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
Boy Scout Troop at Morrioe.

Morrlce, April 30.-A mass meet
arg OF tae citizens of this place was
1eld Monday night and the necessary
steps were completed to organize a
ecy Scout troop here. The local
council, thirty-four in number, was
elected by acclamation and the names
of all the prominent citizens, WAC
were interested in the movement, are
Oh the list. The officers are as fol-
avs:
gresident-F. M. Towner.
Vice President-Dr. A. e. Ames.
SeTetary-Louis Muhlitner.
Yreasurer-W. e. Davis.
Tire executive committee consists
oG the officers elected with tle fol-
Owing; E. l.. Ram, w. A. Conley,
Daniel Boutell and Patrick Flynn.
The court Of honor consists of Rev.
Mr.. Wilson Rev. FIR. O'Rafferty, Rev.
ri. w. Moody, B. e. Locks and III. j.
fuller.
Or. A. E. Ames was elected scout
commissioner; Rev. II. w. Moody,
scout master, with Louis Muhlitner
arG Supt. e. ]. Kingsbury as assist
aut scout masters.
A small amount of money is need
al to start the work, some being con-
1rihuted Monday evening, and tle
balance will be raised by popular
subscription. w. E. Davis has
aharge of the fund.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
WOMAN SUFFERED
TEN YEARS
From Nervousness Caused by
Female Ills-Restored to
Health by Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.

Auburn, N. Y.-"I suffered from
nervousness for ten years, and had such
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
PR0GRESSIVES Meet
AT LIMOS CAPITAL
Two Days Conference to Dis.
Cuss Next Campaign.

Springfield, ILL.,, April 29.-Members
of the Progressive party are holding
a two days conference here. Pro-
gressives are in attendance from all
over the state, the majority being
from Chicago.
The purpose Of the conference Is
to organize permanently the new par
ty and prepare for the primary and
election battles of next year. B. F.
Harris of Champaign, who has been
temporarily acting as state chairman,
turned over the job to John f. Bass
of Chicago, former vice chairman.
Fred S. Wilbur of East ST. Louis was
elected vice chairman to fill the posi-
ton which Mr.. Bass has occupied II.
F. Fordnam of Dixon was made
treasurer, and to fill the committee
vacancy from the First district Joel
F. Longenecker was chosen.
A letter from Colonel Roosevelt
was presented to the committee by
Mr.. Harris. 1t approves warmly of
the course of the bull moosers In re-
jecting a Lorimer alliance on the sen.
atorship, and urges the Progressives
to stand to their guns.
A general conference was held at
1 p. m. While the state committee
was meeting the women held a sep
arate session. Addresses were made
by Mrs Raymond Robins and Miss
Mary Mcdowell of Chicago, Miss
Mary Stegall Of Carbonate and Miss
Francis Keller Of New York.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02

until four months ago ] began giving
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound trial and now l am in good
health. - Mrs. WILLIAM Fl. GILL, Is
Pleasant Street, Auburn, New York.
doctors Daughter Took It."
st. Cloud, MINI. was so run down
by overwork and worry that l could not
stand it to have my children talk aloud
or walk heavy on the floor. One of my
friends said, TRY Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, for know doc
tors daughter here in town who takes
it and she would not take it if it We're
not good.
81 sent for the Compound at once and
kept on taking il Until was all right. -
Mrs BERTHA M. QUICKsTADT, 727 9Th
Avenue, S., st. Cloud, MINI.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound may be relied upon as the most
efficient remedy for female ills. Why
don't you try it?
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
north Owosso Farmers Club.

Fae last meeting of the North
1wosso Farmers club was held Fri
day, April 25 at "Brightwood" the
pleasant farm home of Mr.. and Mrs
Iotn Schmidt.
After a bountiful dinner and soci-
Al time the meeting was called to
ocder by the president, Mrs. G. M.
Seaman.
Ene resignation of Mr.. and Mrs.
s. t. Youngs was received and Chas.
Stewart and family were accepted in
10 the club as new members
The program opened with song
by Henry Schmidt and Harold
Wintery.
How to Impress Boys With the
Value OF Birds" e. o. Place thinks
Ghat, boy is not liable to be impress
Ell NY the sentiment of tenderness as
By the value of a thing to mankind.
Ths birds are essential to crops as
they constantly destroy the insects
aAd feed upon them. 1t is stated
tea6 during the year of 1907 there
vas, a. loss of crops valued at more
taam $500, 100000 on account of
tsfe killing off of the bird protection.
ThesGe facts will teach the boys to look
uOgn Ehc birds as friends to be cared
f'r. When congress passed the
q -. W lean law to give federal
u eo.Hs lfc to migratory birds
tSr. uglic 1T the United States, it was
a9iT the beginning of campaign
hat soon will be world wide. The.
great bird traffic of London, Paris,
New York and all the great markets
VIII soon result in determination of
many kinds of beautiful birds. In
etree, of the six sales held in London
IN 1911 no fewer than 2O,70O Birds
of Paradise were sold. The same
isafes included $4,000 specimens of
sigret and 41,000 Humming birds.
Birds are killed each year in vast
Numbers to please the vanity of wo-
sleu-
Which should the farmer buy
FIRST, riding pillow or vacuum
cleaner Mrs. Hurrell thought the
ridflg pillow should be purchased first
and the use Of the pillow would soon
Way the vacuum cleaner.
Mrs. G. G. Days favorite salad re-
sept was: one cup of shredded cocoa
aot, bananas, 6 apples, sprinkled
with sugar and covered with dressing
ussfGg two thirds salad dressing and
1me-third whipped cream.
The care and feed of young
chickens" Several different kinds
~ feed are thought to be good. Some
thought it is not wise to feed them
Until taey are eight hours old, and
others forty-eight hours old. The
following kinds of feed were men
toned: cracked corn, wheat, chick
iced, rolled oats, corn meal, etc.
Recftations were given by Henry
Schmidt, Maybel Winterly, Fern
schuttz, Harry Winterby and Hazel
Schmidt.
Piano duet--Miss Hazel Schmidt
and Floyd Schmidt.
Piano solo-Erma Bartz.
After extending vote of thanks
~ the idOst and hostess the meeting
was closed. The time Of the May
@eeting was changed to June with
I'm afternoon session beginning at 2
'HooIo. o
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
Grammatical OVERSIGHT.

A correspondent has complained that
IN story the other day we used "scis-
sors" In the singular number II we
did so it was an oversight. But this
kick just goes to show another one Of
the foolishnesses of our beloved tongue.
Ii there were any logic in it a three
tined fork is triplet and should al
ways be called they" Why isn't a
glove plural if scissors are? If a
shears is two. what are a sawbuck p
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
Here is Relief for Women.

II you have pains in the back, Urin
asy, Bladder or Kidney trouble. try
Mother Gray's AROMATIC LEAF, a
pleasant herb remedy for womens ills
md great tonic laxative. At Drug.
gists or by mail Soc, sample FREE,
Address Mother Gray Co, Leroy, N.
Y. Adv.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02

/ ORGANIC pains LndC
sometimes l would
lie in bed four days
at a time, could not
eat or sleep and did
not want anyone to
talk to me or bother
me at all. Some
times / would suffer
for seven hours at 4
time. Differentdo
tors did the best
they could for me
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
Reduces Saloons.

Sterling, H.. April 90. - The city
council has adopted an ordinance re-
ducing the number Of saloons fro
seventeen to twelve, and increasi
the annual license fec from 81 900 to
LEO
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
A Smile

lisa pretty hard thing to accomplish
when you're "hlue." bilious. and ''out
~ sorts There IL sure relief for all
stomach aud liver complaints constipa-
sion and dyspepsia DR.. HERRICK'S
yUGAR- COATED PILLS are mild,
shorough. and effective in all cases.
TRY a box. Price 25 cents. Sold by
Johnson's drug store, Sprague e. Co..
gslfins Drug Co Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02

Doan's Regulets cure constipation,
tone the stomach, stimulate the liver,
promote digestion and appetite and easy
passages of the bowels Ask your drug
gist for them. % cents box. Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02

The total number of bills passed in
the house is 244 as against 1919 two
years ago and the senate 200, com
pared with 144 two years ago. This
passes all records of previous ses-
sions.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
Cidcons at Freeport.

Freeport, ILL.,, April 29.-The state
convention Of the Gideons will be
held here May 1918. The Gideons
will place Bibles in all the hotels OF
Freeport at that time.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02

There's nothing so good for a sore
throat as DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil,
Cures it in few hours. Relieves any
pain in any part. Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-05-02
An Educational Opportunity

desire to communicate with few energetic young
6amers prefered) who appreciate the value
education and who would welcome
become student in proposed engineering project heavy
can construction and irrigation development
Each Student accepted join the Engineering Corps and
practical Hydraulic Engineering training in actual
under engineers extending period of
four Fair salaries will be paid from the and steady
advancement when deserved
few hours employed by applicants daily for the
months with well directed efforts devoted
will secure this opportunity, without cost
Applicants should give age-how time employed
grade of schooling Full information IN request.
B. F. HOYT Hydraulic Engineer in charge.
Care of BERGSTROM & co, Bankers,
149 Broadway, New York City.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
Was Much Impressed.

A little girl who had acted as ring
bearer at q cousins wedding was in
clined to view her part Of the I'm
pressive ceremony with great serious
ness One day some time afterward
the child heard her grandmother talk
Ing Of her possible future marriage
You know, I'm half married al
ready" the child earnestly remarked.
Half married already! What do
you mean. chiHi?' asked the surprised
grandmother.
Why. don't you remember when I
carried Cousin Carries wedding ring?"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
HIS PROOF WAS CONVINCING
German Printer WHO Had Spelled
Greek Walters Name Correctly
Easily Wins Case,

A small unkempt man rushed into
Greek restaurant and soon became
engaged in heated alteration with
one Of the walters. Wildly waving two
small books of cards. printed Ike
pressing club tickets. he began to
shout, with strong German accent:
You ordert desc carts an now you
don't take dem!"
Attracted by the disturbance, the
head walter asked the cause Of the
small mans wrath. He stated his
grievance, showed the cards and short
" after was paid.
What proof was there that the
waiter had really ordered those
cards r. asked a thoughtless specta-
tor.
ample proof" replied man sitting
near by. Everyone Of those cards
bore the walters name correctly
spelled. It's Greek name and prob
ably contains at least sixteen letters.
Do you suppose that Dutchman' could
have gotten such name into type It
1t had not been spelled for him BY the
man who bears it?s
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
THEN ALTHEA MARRIED John


The fairy eodmother had been
called il consultation.
You see godmother.s explained Al
thea, its like this: There are two
young men who seem very fond Of
me. and / am so fond Of both OF
them that I find it hard to choose.
Such things have happened BE-
fore. " said the godmother drily.
Perhaps. Anyway, wAen John
comes to see me think Il il John.
And when George comes to see me !
think it Is George
T see" said the godmother. But
don't you feel little more confidence
in one than the otheffa
That's It. godmother. Now when
I'm ont with John in his automobile
I'm always grabbing at the steering
wheel when we come to q dangerous
part 81 the road. When ride with
George Sit perfectly still. That
looks like more confidence in George.
doesn't III"
Or else 1t looks like more anxiety
for the safety Of john" replied the
godmother, and she put ON her hood
and took her cane and went away.
Three months later Althea married
John. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
HAS ANYONE ELSE MET HIM



Thus cynically does the Kansas City
Independent speak Of the m6torist
who cares for something else than
speed for he does really exist APP
pearances to the contrary notwith-
standing:
we came upon the motor car stand
Ing on the brow Of the hill.
sHelloin we said to the chauffeur.
Broken down r"
mo, sir, he responded.
"Out Of gasoline?p
~No. sir. We have plenty"
'Tire punctured?''
mo, sir. The tires are in perfect
condition.
Lost your way7"
mo, sir. The country hereabouts
Is very familiar"
Dropped something from the auto T"
NO. sir. Nothing Of the sort"
Then why are you standing here?
Why are You not shooting down the
hill and across the level at a terrific
speed?"
II do not care to do that" said the
owner Of the machine, who had been
silent until this moment. Whenever
/ come this way have my car stopped
here SO that / may enjoy the magnifi-
cent view from this elevation"
With a frightened glance at him, we
turned and FASTENED to the nearest
town, to warn the officials that per-
son evidently insane was at large in
an automobile.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
SKIN TROUBLE ON LEG

!
GIG w. Grace st., Richmond, Va
r had q running sore on my leg for
from three to i've years. It burst and
blood came from 1t, then It got red
around, and was as large as q dollar.
1t turned white In the middle Of the
sore, and then began to itch and bleed.
After washing it would bleed for hours
at time. Some nights did not sleep
through the whole night ! spent
eighty dollars on the sore and 1t didn't
get well. got worse and fell on to
eighty-nine pounds. This went on for
four years. ! was told it could not get
well. One of my friends said ! ought
to try Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment, so did After had used
them one month the sore was gene
and the itching stopped, and have
never had any trouble since. That
was five years ago,
Il had fever and all my hair came
, out. ! shampooed with a lather Of
Cuticurs Soap and then rubbed the
Cuticura Ointment over the scalp and
my hair came back and nowsit is long
and glossy" (Signed) Mrs. John
Thomas, Mar. IL, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard ''Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston"
ADV.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
MufAed lKnccker.

Let me see your handkerchief q
moment, dear; what lovely one It
must have been when It was nice and
clean!"
Zone OF your old friends was asking
me about you the other day, Milt.
Says he, Is that blamed cid What's
his-name alive YETI"
isn't 1t curious, old chap, how spite
full some people are? Miss Bigham
asked me the other day II you weren't
q bit bow legged. ! said noon the
contrary. you were quite probably
knockkneed."
Doctor, rive always thought you
would look really handsome II you
wore a full beard
Why, SQuinchley. you don't look q
day older than you did 15 years ago,
when you borrowed that last S. bill
Of me-
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
The Relentless Fray.

"What Is the latest news from the
scene st battle?' asked the war cor
respondent
Z two opposing parties have met in
the same town." replied the breath
less courier. The generals are now
playing game Of California Jack to
decide which shall go into the news
reports as the one whose troops met
with great loss"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
Warranted in usIna GUS Word

Warranted IN Using Cuss Words.
A small boy in Fort Scott was out
playing with his wagon one day and
Just at the critical moment one wheel
came or. The youngster walked
around the wagon several times and
surveyed it with the air OF one accus-
toned to disappointments AS he
dragged the wagon to his home he met
. boy friend who joined him, and to-
gether they trudged on, the Fort Scott
Tribune says. The owner Of the wag-
on sat on the front step with q for
lorn look; then quickly Frightening up
he exclaimed: Lets cuss.n All
right, returned the other, "Cuss, cuss,
cuss. Kansas City Star
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
stopnlna the Waste.

'.John!" shouted the lady in the mid
die of the night
John snored a bit louder and turned
over.
.'John!" said the lady. with increas-
ed emphasis.
what Is it," grunted John.
Get up. The gas is leaking"
saw, put pan under it an come
back to bed!"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
Rear Economy.

''Tankerly says he gets drunk sim
ply to save time. I"
ITO save time?"
Yes. You see, he says that when
he goes to bed sober he has to bother
to dress and put his shoes on again
the next morning. whereas II he
doesn't go to bed sober all he has to
do next morning is to wash his face
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
rIpned on by Arson rruat.

TownsmAnYes sir, we're aiming
10 have the best IRE department n
these parts, ! reckon.
Stranger What's the latest?
Townsman-We're goin' to make
'em practice two days before each
fire. by hech.-Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28

One Had TO Go.
ssYour wife isn't entertaining a.
much as she was"
mo. She hasn't any social secre-
tary now
s'How's that?''
.sWhy, she had q secretary, you
know. and didn't like her. smiled
at her sweetly. My wife saw me.
One of US had to CO."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
And Yet tne pance Hans ThrIve.

Young Man approaching a Crib
"Er-er may have this one? oh,
you're too kind. You don't mind If
hum. do you? Do you know. I'm just
dippy over this here dip. Tee-hee,
joke. Floors swell tonight. amt it?
Gee. but I like to dance with you!
Tell that to every girl? Not on your
life! Seems as If must have met
you somewheres before. Wish had,
though. Well. I'll be: that's all. Short
and sweet. yep7just like you. Tee
bee. See you later"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
And Then the peluoe.

A young Canadian went to London
last winter and was making call
upon very pretty young woman
whom he had met there for the first
time
DO you have reindeer in Canada r.
asked the young lady.
mo, darling. he answered, "at this
season 1t always snows."-Answers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
HIs Whereahouts.. !.

A lady was looking for her hus-
band, and inquired snxiously of the
housemaid: do you happen to know
anything Of your masters where
abouts?"
81 am not sure, num-" replied the
careful domectic, "but think they
are in the wash. "--Harper's Maya
zinc
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
ono 81 Hla Falullta.

Mrs. Peck--I must say you have
more faults than any other man I
ever met.
Peck-well. you have plenty Of
faults yourself.
Mrs. Peck There you 60 againaI
ways changing the subject when try
to talk to You.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-03-28
Hle opinion 81 Il.

II read you that poem wr6teY'
EYES,"
& .sWen, I'm going to send It to q
magazine. The rule is.to write on
only one side Of, the paper. isn't it?v
ooh. it won't make any difference.
whether you do or not with that
poem"