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Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

Try lunch at the Landes Con
ectionery. advtf.
Wanted. Girl for general house
work. Mrs. c. Voss. adv.
We want to list your farm and will
try and sell it this fall. Dan Meyer.
advtf.
From now on we will handle brick
ice cream at The Landes Confection-
cry. advtf.
For wells. wind mills and Fair
banks Morse & Co. gasoline engines,
call on D. and j. Lawler. adv.
Five and one-half per cent interest,
and cash commission for choice farm
loans. VIM. Leuty. Morris, MINI. adv
Ladies tailored suits. some very
good styles at $15 and $18 at
Wells Bros. Hanson Co. adv2t.
The DeLaval cream separator has
the greatest capacity, does the best
work and wears the longest of any
separator used. Stewart sells them. adv
Eye-sight restored. By DR.. Bro
kaw eye specialist at Krueger's drug
store, Morris the 9th and 7th of every
month. Painful head and eyes made
painless. Prices always lowest. adv
Limited acreage. California fruit
lands, suburbs Sacramento, $4,000
people; will exchange for improved
farm land or income property. Went
worth & Griffith, 100 Metropolitan
Life, Minneapolis. adv. 4t.
We have a beautiful line of mems
underwear, fancy socks and handler
chiefs in holiday boxes on display.
Get your selection early and have
your first choice. Wells Bros. Han
son Co. adV2t.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12
Miqh+ Be Worse.

An old woman was brought into
London hospital suffering from poi
sOned leg. The house surgeon made a
hurried examination. He was a man
of blunt speech. 1T will have to come
off," he told her.
what. not all of it?"
'The whole Of it, I'm sorry to say"
growled the house surgeon.
Nothing else for it?'
''No other chance for you whatever"
explained the house surgeon.
"Ah, well, thank 'eaven it's not my
'ead."
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12
K. P. Officers

Morris Lodge, No 108, has elected
the following officers and will have a
public installation in January.
C. C.-Peter Peterson.
V. Carl Wollthan.
P.-L. G. Morley.
M. Al. Mann.
M. W. John Stanley.
M. Eff. A. Zahl.
K. R. S.-Erick Peterson.
l. G.-Chas. Miller.
o. G.-L. Vinje.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12
Short Show Notes

The great crowds looked like Fourth
of July crowds, but the farmers were
here for business. and the speak ers
never had more attentive audiences.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

One of the most expert outdoor and
fashlight photographers in the state
has been employed by c. L. Voss,
photographer during the week of Corn
and Alfalfa Exposition, Dec. 8 to 13,
and will be at your service. Anyone
wanting outdoor or fashlight photo
graphs please notify the Voss Studio.
adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12
Blunt.

Blobbs-My wife thinks it's wicked
for me to play golf. Slobbs-It is-the
way you play it.--Exchange
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

A car of alfalfa seed was on track
here and several hundred bushels sold
to Stevens county farmers alone.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

DIR. E. T. Fitzgerald wishes to an
nounce that he is now located in the
new Mullen Building. He has SAN
itary and we'll equipped suite of
rooms, and he is prepared to give
special attention to medical and sur
gical cases. adv3t.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

George Clapp, of Appleton, Swift
county, won the grand champion
sweepstakes for the best single ear of
corn and will take up the cement silo.
1t is a pleasure to state that Mr..
Clapp is an old resident of this Sec
tion, and has been doing good farm
ing here for a quarter of century
or more. The other prizes will be
announced next week.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

C. j. Muckler has named his new
theatre the "Orpheum. This is
popular and distinctive name for
theatre, and Mr.. Muckler has made a
fine selection for his fine new play
house.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

A nice smoking jacket or bath robe
Will make a nice Christmas gift.
You will find a good assortment at
our store. Wells Bros. Hanson Co.
adv2t.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

A fine series of outdoor speeches
were made yesterday while all the
halls were filed with the regular
speakers,
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12
NOTES OF LOCAL INCIDENTS
NEWS OF LOCAL INTEREST

Stones Special soft coal. Once
tried always used. adv.
Spring and summer calves wanted.
VIM. Leuty. adv.
Hot drinks and light lunches served
at the Landes Confectionery. advtf.
Clarence Thompson was here from
Donnelly Tuesday.
Local news is scarce this week be-
cause the great show has overshadowed
everything.
Especial prices and terms on John
Deere Plows." Stone Implement
Co. adv.
Just got in an assortment of brick
ice cream. Call IA and have same
delivered. advtf.
The Ladies' Aid of the Swedish
church will meet with Mrs. F. Malm-
berg Tuesday, Dec. 10th. All are in
vited.
Why not buy one of those tailored
suits for your daughter? 1t will
make a pleasing gift. Wells Bros. :
Hanson Co. adv2t.
Party finding purse Saturday is
welcomed to contents but kindly re-
turn key TO M. B. Burke. Beauty
Shop. adv.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs. E.
J. Lehman at the home of her mother,
Mrs. Sena Larson, last Thursday,
Dec. 4th.
A nice smoking jacket or bath robe
Will make a nice Christmas gift.
You will find a good assortment at
O,,r storn Wells RrOs Hanson On
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

SPSahCASN
A moving picture machine operated
about the streets yesterday obtaining
several fine reels of the crowds and
the show to be used especially by the
state immigration department in their
work in the older states.
To settle all question as to the
source of the alfalfa used in the arch,
a p!acard was appended to it yester-
day. 1t was grown on the farm of T.
Jongewaard, two miles north of Nor
ris.
State immigration Commissioners
Sherman was here yesterday getting
in touch with the great work which
the West Central Minnesota Develop
ment Association is doing.
E. J. StillweIl, of the Minneapolis
Paper Co, one of the visitors yester-
day, was one of the men who came in
on the very first railroad train that
run into Morris. 1t was work traino
and Mr.. Stillwell was one of the party
of railroad surveyors who ran the
preliminary survey of the Browns
Valley lire. For many years after
Mr., Stillwell came here to hunt. and
was hunting companion of Mike
Ryan and DR.. Maughan.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

We want to furnish every farmer
in Stevens, Pope, Grant and Swift
counties all the New Gold Flour they
use and to do so. until futher notice,
we will exchange 35 lbs. of New
Gould Flour for l bu. of No. wheat.
One lb. less -four for No. 2 wheat
and 3 lbs. less -four for No. 3 wheat.
Every sack warranted. Morris City
Mills. adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

Style. fit and workmanship are
what make the Printzess garments
so popular. Buy them now at a big
reduction. Wells Bros. Hanson Co.
adv2t,
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

The ladies of the Congregational
church serve lunch at the church
again today. They served over 400
on Wednesday.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs. E.
J. Lehman at the home of her mother,
Mrs. Sena Larson. last Thursday,
Dec. 4th.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

Boy wanted. In every town to sell
the St. Paul Sunday Pioneer Press
the best Sunday newspaper in the
northwest. Splendid inducement to
the right boy. References required.
Liberal supply of sample copies and
full particulars upon request. Ad-
dress Circulation Dept. Pioneer Press
and Dispatch, st. Paul.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

c. ]. Linden left last week for
Malta, Montana to build a shack on
his homestead. He will be gone
about two weeks.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

Come and look over our line OF
mems and boys flannel shirts IN all
different colors and up.to-date styles.
Wells Bros. Hanson Co. adv2t
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Johnston have re-
turned from Chicago, where they have
been visiting for a couple Of weeks.
Morris tribune., 1913-12-12

Ten per cent discount on all mems
suits and overcoats during the holiday
season at Wells Bros. Hanson Co.
adv2t.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-23
A New Face Without
Surgical Skin Peeling

People do not approve of the sur
gfcal operation of face peeling. It's
too radical, too often dangerous.
There's a better way of removing
offensive compilations and one that
is entirely safe and rational. Or
binary mercolized wax causes the
devitalized scarf skin to come off,
but gradually and gently. Unlike
the surgical process, the skin is not
forcibly taken off in big pieces all
at once. but almost invisible flaky
particles are absorbed by the wax,
and from ten days to two weeks
are required to complete the trans
formation. There's no pain, no dis
comfort.
Nature renews compilations the
same way, shedding tiny cutaneous
scales day by day. But deficient
circulation, or other abnormal con-
dition, may interfere with the she'd
ding-a bad complexion" results.
Then mercolized wax assists Ma
ture by fastening the removal of
the aged, faded or discolored top
skin. Thus only the lively, young,
healthy hued skin is in evidence, as
in robust girlhood. This Is why
~mercolized wax produces the indie
scribable beauty of ever-renewing
youth. The wax is put on at night
like cold cream, and washed off in
the morning. You can procure it
at any druggists; an ounce is suf-
ficient. Advertisement"
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H0WALERTNESS
WON FINE JOB

Mrs. Harriet Moulton is private
secretary of the chief of one of
the largest companies in the steel
and iron industry. She receives a
salary of about $4,000 a year.
every woman can do exactly
what 1 have DONE" said Mrs.
Moulton when questioned about
her success. "Those highest up
are constantly seeking aides. The
man or woman who shows q de-
sire to be that aide, coupled with
a positive preparation therefor,
will naturally be selected.
"My husband used to study the
many angles of the iron and steel
industry when he came home
nights. / loved to work with
him. Then 1 found myself penni-
less, with an infant to support.
What was l to do? Department
store, law office, millinery-alI of
those things are open to a woman
who has her own resources to
consider.
81 decided that my knowledge
of iron and steel ought to be of
some value. In order to make
use of it, / studied shorthand, and
then secured a position as stenog-
rapher. After a while, / began
to read the files of old corre-
spondence. l learned the princi-
pies of the business. l became
head stenographer.
zone day I noticed letter from
the head of a firm, declining a
reasonable offer of a very large
quantity of certain type of steel
rails on the ground that the de-
mand for them was slight. In a
journal l had noticed there was
a project on foot for the erection
of railroad in South America. l
called up the foreign company's
United States agent. He confirm
ed the report.
1.-THE rails that were offered us
were the very kind that road
would want. I went into the
chiefs office and told him. He
leaned back in his chair and said:
What are you doing in that out
er office? You are coming in
here to help me- l became his
secretary.
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Some woman who evidently had
been as unfortunate in her choice
of men friends as she was for
tunate in her choice of dog
made that oft-quoted speech:
THE more see of men the better
l like dogs"
Like all smart epigrams, the in
timation is hardly true, for there
are splendid men, as well as fine
dogs, in the world.
The normal woman likes men
as we'll as they like her, and that
is a good deal. The antagonism
between the sexes which we hear
so much about from the suffragets
is all tommyrot.
If a woman looks for friend
ship, comradeship, respect and
love for men, she'll get it, and
il she is looking for trouble she'll
be very apt to find it as well.
II, however, she is Unsuitable
for unqualified and unquestion-
ing loyalty she had better pin her
faith to a dog.
have never yet found human
being who sometimes will not
question the opinion and judg-
ment of the one best beloved, and
1 have never yet known a love
that has always thought the loved
one perfect.
Dogs seem to do this. but dogs,
poor things, cannot talk, you
know, and one can never tell just
what they think when they caper
about us all ready to go out with
us and we send them back horne
disconsolate.
True, they go back with the
most unhappy air and they well
come you with effusion when you
return, but I'll wager they some
times say a few things to them
selves about us that We would not
care to hear.
However, am very fond of my
dog, and have seen an expression
Of unquestioning love and adora-
ton in his eyes that never ex-
pect to see in the eyes of any
man. He is always about when
want him and can send him
away when / grow tired of him
You will all agree in these par
ticulars: He has the advantage
over ones men friends.
For long time the Pekinese
spaniel has been the pet Of socf-
ETY.. Pierpont Morgan had one
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SOCIETY

But one more concert will be
held this season by the members
of the Ladies' Musical society,
who held a successful entertain
ment and concert yesterday after
noon at the Y. M. g. A. auditor
ium. The concert was given by
members of the CLUB. The pro-
gram was exceptionally good.
With the many parties being
planned for the benefit of the
Ohildren's Industrial Home, the
directors of the home have an
nounced that there Is a decided
scarcity Of overalls and stockings
An appeal Is made to the phiIan-
thropic citizens to give these ar
ticles.
Mrs. Edwin Chambers has re-
turned from a months visit in
California where most of her
time was spent in Los Angeles.
Mrs. Frank Herbert and daugh-
ter have returned from an extend
ed visit in Chicago.
A card party will be given to-
morrow evening by the Pythian
Sisters of Tacoma temple So, at
the Pythian temple
Yesterday was flower day with
the Junior Day Nursery club, who
sold seventy-two dozens of daffo-
dis among their friends. The
proceeds are turned into the
building fund. The flowers were
donated by a country friend of
the club.
Mrs. w. w. Seymour will leave
tomorrow for Southern California
where she will meet her mother
and sister who have been spending
the past few months there.
Mrs. Jack Norton entertained
Monday afternoon for members OF
her card club at her home on
North G street. The high score
was awarded Mrs. F. w. Rudow.
Mrs. Edward Isaacs Of WaIIa
Walia viii be honored Mt a recep-
ton Thursday afternoon at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Devoe
near Falkland. The American
Woman's Republic, of which Mrs.
Isaacs is member. Is conducting
the affair and have extended an
invitation among the club women
to attend.
Mrs. e. b. Brockway, 82f7
North 2sth street, will entertain
the members of the IlIema club
Friday afternoon at their last
meeting of the year.
Invitations have been issued by
the members OF the Kappa Gam
ma sorority Of Whitworth college
to their annual May party to be
held Friday, May 2, in the college
gymnasium
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for many years that was always
with him and generally in his
arms.
l find them, however, very hard
to take care of when one is trav-
cling as much as I. So l have
pinned my faith and given my
love to a Boston terrier.
Do you know that l sometimes
think the reason we like dogs so
we'll is because they are always
flattering us.
Your dog tells you in dog Ian
guage every day that you are the
god who moves the world, that no
one can compare with you and the
sun will cease to shine when you
cease to be.
It's silent alteration, but none
the less it is always incense be-
fore our egotism.
l think women feel the need of
this unquestioning love more than
men, and that is why you see so
many women making playthings
and pets of dogs.
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Special Features of Interest Times Women Reade
Cynthia Grey's
Answers
Why Shouldn't You?

Why Shouldn't You?
Dear Miss Grey: My hus-
band has been gone three
months, and Is making good
money. He couldn't get work
here, so he went to another
city.
He hasn't send me any
money. Don't you think he
should send me some?
There is work here now for
him. Don't you think he
should come home?
am living with my folks
or i would have to make my
own living. All my people
and friends live here, and
think he should come home.
He writes to me every week,
but never sends me any
money. 1 will be pleased to
hear from you.
A DEVOTED WIFE.
A.-There are perhaps yer,
few who view your situation as
do; but l always say exactly wha
L LINK.
II you have no children, and /
by staying with your parents yol
Inconvenience them, why not ge
out and make your own living
No, can see no reason on eartl
why your husband should sen,
you money when you fail to max
his home your home, and take tn
household duties of a wife o.
your shoulders.
Neither do see why h
should return to where you ar
II he has a good position wher
he is. When a woman marries
she is supposed to place home an,
husband above friends and rela
tives. Why don't you go wher
he is?
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have helped others, please
help me, as 1 am a stranger
in this city, and would like a
little help i'm q love affair.
l met a young man about
month ago, and we went to-
gether. He was working
when I first met him, so we
could see each other quite
often; but now he has left
the show.
L loved him dearly, but
have lost track of him.
Please tell ME how to find
him. 1 remain as ever.
BROKEN-HEARTED.
All the young man doesn
care enough for you to writ
first, or even let you know whel
he is, you are taking a big ris
to care anything more for him.
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MY DEAR ELEANOR

w JEAN cIIAANoAN
You write me that IL | knew
the talk you had to hear from
your husband l would be amazed.
Not at all! Given certain condi-
tions, any man uses words much
like other mems language. That
is, unless he is over-ciyilized and,
therefore, almost too fastidious to
live with. Yet nothing is so
wearing on wife as coarse and
brutal language, and / say what
/ do, supposing that Richard
would not go SO far. l do not
believe that man wants to talk
badly,
Nip his language in the bud
that the habit need not grow.
Begin by running away, not
farther than the next room, per-
haps, but out of your husbands
sight. The object of his wrath
gone, his rage will cool. IL con-
WINGED that you are not the OBJ
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-23
CARES FOR BABY.

CARBONADALE, Col, April
22.-Mayor James Zimmerman,
who was running for recollection
hurried to the home of a woman
friend and took care of her baby
while she voted. He was elected
by q majority of one.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-23
Skin Sufferers
We Guarantee You relief

The ID. d. ID. PrescrIption for
Eczema, a mild. antiseptio wash,
stops that awful itch instantly.
We know, because several of our
customers, whose cures all seem
to be permanent have told us SO.
So We offer you the first full
sized bottle on the guarantee that
unless 1t does the same for you, it
costs you not a cent.
Owl Drug Co., 904 c ST., French
Drug Co, 18th and Pacific aY.
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Not Proper.

Dear Miss Grey: We are
two young ladies who have
been entertaining young
man of evenings. We do not
care about his company. Now
do you think it proper for us
to allow him to call?
Please answer as soon as
possible as we are anxious to
know what to do. T. b.
Al see no reason why yol
should encourage his visits, If you
do not care for his company.
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ject of his anger stay and soothe
him. You ought to know the way
to do that.
Do you realize what can hap
pen If you feed a mans rage? /
do. Bad language is a way of
saying, 81 hate you" Number
less bills of complaint for divorce
on file would show you how often
mental anguish" is one of the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-23

Illegal I'm Either Case.
Dear Miss Grey: Suppos-
ing y man was married and
had been parted from his
wife for several years, but
had no divorce, and the lady
married again, would her
marriage be legal? And after
she married, IL the man mar
ried would this marriage be
legal? CURLEY.
A.-Neither marriage would b
legal.
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A Girl of Thirteen.

A Girl of Thirteen.
Dear Miss Grey: l am al
most thirteen years old, and
wear my dress half way to
my shoe-tops, and the girls
at school make fun of me
because 1 wear my dresses So
long. Please tell me what
you think. l.. M. w.
A girl Of IS should wear
her dresses at least to her shoe
tops sFr
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-23
FINE TOP FOR PUDDING

After baking a bread pudding,
cover the top with marshmal-
lows and put back into the
oven, until they melt and brown.
This forms delicious mock
meringue top that fills the place
of the hard sauce usually served
with bread pudding.
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To Remove Inkstains.

To Remove Inkstains.
Dear Miss Grey: What
will take ink spots out of
new Indianhead linen? L
have got some of ii on an
embroidery collar that I
have done some hard work
on. Thanking you i'm adj
vance, MRS. A. G.. b.
A.-Salts of lemon. which may
be purchased at a drug store,
will remove the ink stain.
First of all, this composition Il
poisonous and care must be ex
ercised about cuts, burns Of
scratches on the hands.
Wet the stain with pure cole
water, then rub the salts well int
the stained portion. Continue tt
rub and wash until all the stair
has been removed. Wash al
trace of the salts from the goods
as it tends to weaken the fiber
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-04-23
THURSDAYS PRICES
AT MAC LEAN BROS
8 CASH STORES.

Strictly Fresh Eggs, zoe
doz. at the stores, 221 &c
delivered.
Fine Butter, 8 lbs. for 81.
Best Yakima Potatoes, coo
a hundred.
Home grown Potatoes, soc
a hundred.
Destiny Flour, $1.15 a bag.
A new shipment just in.
The demand for this pop
ular brand has grown SO
rapidly that we were
caught mapping" But
: ave will see that 1t
~ doesn't happen again. If
you want to save money,
you will find this flour
has both quality and
price,,
Grandma's Borax Naptha
Washing Powder, extra
large package lie.
Polly Prim Cleanser, large
cans, 2 for 15c.
10-lb. pals Cottolene, SLAP.
20 lbs. Best GRADUATED
Sugar, $1.0O.
5 lib. Box Crystal Domino
Sugar, SOC.
Medium size Crisco, 53c tin.
Concentrated Lye, &c tin.
Chloride of Lime, DC tin.
Have you seen our Extra
Fancy Wenatchee Wine
sap Apples at $3.50 box.
They are the finest ever
brought to Tacoma.
75c quality Upton Tea, 6Oc
Id.
Freshly Roasted Coffee, 25c
and up.
N-~~~~>~~~~~~~~~~~
MacLean Brothers
EQUALITY GRoCERs"
932 @ Street.
Main 900.
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Contracts With Minors.

SOhtEaCtS WIN nuuOhSs
Dear Miss Grey: / am 10;
bought a lot ON contract q
year ago; leased it for one
year TO q party who has
promised that he will build
according to restrictions.
What can the party 1
bought of do il said party
does not build accordingly?
As am not twenty-one, can
he take the lot back with
what 1 have paid?
Please answer through
your columns at once and
oblige, A SUBSCRIBER.
A contract made with
minor is not legal. IL the term
of the contract are not adhere,
to, the land may be forfeited o
redeemed with payments.
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straw hat?
How do you make peanut
sandwiches?
VIII liquid vaseIine darken
the hair? ROSE BUD.
A.-Strawine is excellent to
clean white straw hats, and you
may purchase same at any first
class drug store.
To make peanut sandwiches,
use either the prepared peanut
butter, or grind roasted peanuts
in a food chopper and place be-
tween thin slices of buttered
bread.
Vaseline is said to darken the
hair; but none should be used ex-
cept the pure unscented.
A Stranger Seeks Advice.
Dear Miss Grey: You