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Daily Kennebec journal., 1913-11-03
STATE OF MAINE
The Adjuant Generals Office
Augusta, Oct. 81. 1919.

Augusta, oct. 81, 1919.
General Orders NJ. r.
|. Upon personal application and in
accordance viii the provisions of Sec
lion 62, the military law, Brigadier
General Elliott G. Dill is hereby placed
upon the retired list with rank Of
Brigadier General. To take effect at
l. o'clock noon, November /, 1913.
Service: First lieutenant, inspector
of rife practi.e iirst regiment Of in
fantry, July 80, 1900 To January >,
1901. Colonel, inspector general of
rifle practice, STAFF of commander in
chief. January 3, 1901 to December 81,
1907. Colonel, chief of ordnance, jan
uary /, 1905 to May l, 1909. Major
general, adjutant general, May |, 1909.
to July >. 1909. Bripadier general, the
adjutant general. July 3. 1909, to No
sember /, 1913.
II. The following appointment on
the staff of the commander in chief is
hereby announced:
To he the adjutant general with
rank of brigadier general, Albert
Greenlaw of PASSPORT, vice Dill retired.
He will be obeyed and respected ac
cordingly.
BY order of the Governor. ss-ss#s=s=-
Daily Kennebec journal., 1913-11-03
ELLIOTT G. DILL
Adjutant General

The clerks of the office, Friday aft
ernoon, presented General Dill with a
beautiful mahogany mantel clock. as
a token of their esteem. The gift
came as very pleasant surprise To
len. Dill, and his response showed
hat his departure II ON the office WAS
lot entirely without regrets.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1913-11-03
BABY HAD ECZEMA
IN WORST FORM
Started With Rash on Face. WouIt
Dry Up and Form Scabs. Water}
Substance. Cuticura Soap ant
Ointment Cured. They Also Cured
Other Two Children of Eruption.

4 - Allison St. Newton. Mass. - have
six children and used Cuticura Soap ana
Ointment on three of them. One girl ten
Daily Kennebec journal., 1913-11-03

vice president. A. P. Howes, Palmyra:
secretary, G. r. Leland, August
treasurer G. NJ. White BowdonhaII.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1913-11-03
N. Y. TO BE "CiTY OF SHAME" OR
TO DUST FORCES OF TAMMANY? :?

Continued from Page Six.)
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12

Few, if any, medicines, have met
with Uniform success that has at
tended the use of Chamberlain's-
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rene
dy. The remarkable cures of collie
and diarrhoea which it has effected
in almost every Deighborhood have
given in a wide reputation. For
sale. by ALL DEALERS.
If you knew of the real value of
Chamberlain's Liniment for lame
back, soreness of the muscles,
spraines and rheumatic pains, you
would never wish to be without it,
For sale by ALL DEALERS.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12
IF YOU own YOUR farm
MISUNDERSTANDING

Every farmer who owns a hund-
red acres of land or more ought to
have printed stationery with his
name and the name Of his farm
and his postoffice address properly
Given. The printed heading should
also dive the names of whatever
CROPS he specializes on. and OF
whatever varieties of seed or what
ever breed OF hogs, cattle or poultry
he keeps. Printed stationery gives
YOU standing with whatever person
or trim you are writing to and
dives you a new dignity besides IN
surinp that your name and address
will always will be gwen prop erly
and in tuil.
Moreover, such printed stationery
increases your creolt. A prom
nent advertiser wrote one OF our
readers saying: I'VE usually require
cash with order Tor all our goods
bur we nave IOund that 1t pays 70
trnst man VINO uses printed sta
1ionery so are rhlpping your oroel
at once.
Ii you want to write to your Con
gresham OF member OF the Legs
larure: or IT, you nave a request e
m; Ke OF your County Supelmteno
emf OF SCHOOLS; or II you wish to &c
inormauon from any CUISINES
house, Iii any case your letter WI
have Increased wei snt and &c
prompter autenuon II you use prln
t0 stationery.
Even If you use postal card
Inv zuU 10 oUU at the time an
have youl name ana address prln
ed in the corner.
t,et the habit of using printt
sra lonery. Inc next Time you
to town, why not crop Into the j
pr,nting ONCE ana give an ora
for l,uuU sheets OF printed nc
naner and |, UUU envelopes TO mat
;, VIII DC one OF tie DeSt, lmVe
men,s YOU have ever mace IN yc
n,e-tlOgreSslVe Farmer.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12
ENTRY NO 6O45

State of North Carolina,
County o. Jackson
frank latham, Go hereby enter
ana Calm llve W acles u lalAo
more or less LII Jackson ,Coun,y.
>1are aforesaid, On tile Walels VI
Savannah creek, ADJOINING ule
,anos OF Y. q. hlgd0n, Jerome Out
ron X r. urlDple Amos .NaDe ana
others: beginning on an Ash y;
4. nlgoons coruer ano runs With
his me 10 Amos CaDes tnence
with Amos LaDes line to X. l. GrlD-
bles' me, .ncnce Win GrlDDles
me to Jerome ou.tons line 10 the
beginning and running so as to IN
cluue all vacant lano III that vlclnl-
ty. ao ,o1o
loeail rhAANn latham .1rc
= approved: JVn IN 4 ( 1ONE'S
Elk Ottlcic entry laAef lor 0acAson
county. n. =.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12
THE MEN WHO SUCCEED.

as heads Of large enterprises are
men of great energy. Success to-
day, demands health. 10 all is to
fail. It's utter folly for a man to
endure a weak, rundown. half alive
condition when Electric Bitters will
put him right on his feet in short or
der. Four bottles did me more
real good than any other medicine
/ ever tool" writes Chas. b Allen,
Sylvania, Ga. After years ofsuf-
fering with rheumatism, liver
trouble, stomach disorders, and. de-
ranged kidneys, ! am AZ again, thanks
to Electric Bitters. sound and we'll"
Try them. Only so cents at The
sylvia Pharmacy. ~
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12
THE NORTH CAROLINA
CoLLtdl Of AGRICULTURE
AND MECHANIC ARTS

THE srATE'NDUSTRIAL COLLEGE
Equips men for successful lives
in Agriculture, Horticulture, Stock
Kaisine, Dairying. Poultry Work,
Veterinary Medicine; in Civil. Elec-
trical. and Mechanical Engineering;
in Chemistry and Dyeine; in Cotton
Manufacturing. Four year courses.
Two and One year courses. IS
teachers; $50 students; q buildings
Modern Equipments. County Sup
erintendents hold entrance examl
nations at all County seats July ~
Write for a complete Catalogue t
F.. B. Owen, Registrar,
west Raleigh, N. G..
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12

last buuna Tram. - :
No. 20 w. murphy $50 Z, NJ rqy AZ. syl
W. lO;43 y. III. AZ. Asnsv1l1e 100 P. u.
No: Is Nv. murphy ll:so .. III. Arrive
avnx s, Al 4. ~ ar. ASH : t44e 900 P, n.
West. Bound Tran AIN. ;, 3s,
No IL Nv. AsnevlAe o:5O a. m. Ar. Syt
va .ll:ls !. III. ar. murphy 1885 p. III.
No. - Lv: Ashville 8 ~ p. M. Ar. Syl.
va GIL p. m. Ar. Murphy 10: 55 p. m,
y .., w. Y. DORSEY.
Local Passenger Agent.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12
l,ALuMtL Is UNSAFE
l0,,A,, UkUGdlSI MhU SELLS, DUD-
N,w > LAWN AUSL uUAAANlLL0 IL ~
,nnr lnC rLAUL Ut LALUmEL.

Ifvour liver Is working just rlent'
vo,, 90 nol need 10 TAKE d cnance
IN oettlng Knucheu all out by a
aoso ri caloulel. 20 " Inc sylvia
pharmacy VINO sells Doosons Liver
Tone ana pay oU cents ior large
hottie. lou will get d harmless
vegetable remedy tnat viii start
uour liver without vlolence' and II
i does not give complete sauslac-
t;on the Druggist VIA relunA your
money WITH a smile smile. !.
If you Duy y ootlle o. Doo 1ss'l1l $ ;
Liver Zone TOR yourself Or your =, :
cnildf en-. YOU 2 nave a! INSURED insured your
tamuy relief irom attacks OF con-
s sa Diilousness' Iazy liver and
sSesdacns, II IS as. oenel'c'al and
sate for children as .i6r aaalts s.. =
postle of poason's ~ Lay sl, lone ''' !:
somethin, every man and woman woman
should ktsp in the E':! house You ~
money is ,efe because you s can re
..,vn tne bottle II 1t rails. g satisfy:
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12
ENTRY NO. 6044.

State of North Carolina,
County or JACKSON.
1,h.o. Dryson 90 hereby enter
ana Calm " aces Mole or less
,ano III JACKSON county, otate atore-
sa,n on rne neaO waters OF lucka-
selpee River, au]olnlI g The lanos o1
n. ). bryson, tleo Dryson. "A. ;.
bryson, Chapman ana OTHERS.
Deglnnlng I'll a stake conner OF n
S. bryson ana rul.s with his INT to
freq Drysons' lne, thence with MS
WIN ms line to "A. >. brySOns Int,
,nence with his line 70 chapman 5
line. tneuce with his line " the
nep,unmg corner ana lullnlng SO as
tn ,ncmoe all the vacant lana III
that vicinity. .
rntereo on the 22nd day of July
1918.
K. S. Brson
Approved,
John K. Jones
Ex-Otllclc Entery Iaker lor Jachso'
1 County, N. Y.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12

A vast amount OF ill health is
due 10 IMPAIRED 0lsestlOn. When
me stomach lalls to perform It's tun-
,.,ons properly the whole system
h..o,n.s uelangeu. A lew doses OF
Unamperlalns tablets IS all you
neeo. lney Will strengthen your
oieestlon, lnvlgorate your llveI' ana
regulate your bowels, entirely 40
ng away with that mlsseraDle'
u.elng due 10 FAULTY dlgestlon
lrv It. Many others have been
nermal emily cureo-Why not you
ror sale by ALL DEALEko.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12
THE NORTH CAROLINA
State Normal and
Industrial College

Maintained by the State for the
Women OF North Carolina. Five reg
Mar Coueses leading to degrees.
Free tuition TO those who agree to
become teachers. IN the State. Fall
Session begins September l7th, 1918
For catalogue ana other Information
address.
julius |. FOuste, Pres.
Greensboro, N. G
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12
STATEMENT OF The OWNERSHIP.
MANAGEMENT. CIRCULATION, ETC.,

of Jackson County Journal. publish =
ed weekly at Sylvia, N. c., reqired
by Act Of August "a. 1912.
Note.-This statement is to be
made in Auplicate. both copies to
be delivered by the publisher to the
postmaster, who will send one copy
to the Third Assistant Postmaster
General division of Classification,
Washington, D. c.. and retain the
other in the files of the post office.
Name Of Postofice address.
Editor, Dan Tompkins, Sylvia, N. G.
Business Managers. E. E. Brown,
| Sylvia, N. c.
Publisher, Jacksr County Journal
Company.
Owners:
M. Buchanan Sylvia, N. c.
Jno. B. Ensley Sylvia, N. c.
Coleman C. Cowan Webster, N. c.
E. B. McDade Sylvia, N. c.
Known bondholders, mortgages,
and other security holders, holding
/ per cent or more of total amount
y of bonds, mortgages, or other securl-
, ties:
to DAN TOMPKINS.
Ill Sworn to and subscribed before
D. me this 18th day of August, 1913.
- y E. B. MCDADE.
Notary Puollc.
[Seall
my commission expires Sept Il
- 1914
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12
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q11rlCO s.ECH 'l1lolu}coIl Io-o!la;;::lcU !
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and sesees!p I5ulo lie ueul H1lunoo GU
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Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-12

e.,,ff = nipple in q baby's mouth 1
.v ety time i squalls and you sure
:, ,.,;,l stir up a cyclone.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-19

,Continued On PAGE Five
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-19

in 4 simple. straightforward manner.
with frequent flashes Of Wit and little
twists OF English that are typlea!lY
Hubbardesque. Something decidedly
unique in the way OF "A singing novelty
will be the offering OF Whitney rive
Operate Dolls. who appear As liNtnS
,COntinued ON PAGE Fvep
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-19

and through his writings and utter
ances has become national character.
Hubbard is by no means new To the
vaudeville game and has played sue
cesstul engagements In other cities.
HIS vaudeville Offering - a sort OF
eart-to-heart talk about things
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1913-04-19
NILES.

notable bill of vaudeville. headed
by Ebert Hubbard, the sage OF East
aurora, will be given In the Miles
theater next week. Mr. Hubbard has
never appeared here before as vaude-
Vile star. Fra Elbertus is variously
known throughout the nation as a poet.
philosopher. author, publisher. teacher
and lecturer. He Is chief of the Roy
croft colony In East Aurora ~. Y.
editor OF The Fra and The Philistine.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18
GRAY, FADED HAIR, OR BEAUTIFUL,
DARK, ATTRACTIVE CHOOSE, MADAM!

one small strand at time. Those
whose hair is turning gray, becoming
faded, dry, scraggly and thin have a
surprise awaiting them, because after
just one application the gray hair van
ishes and your locks become luxuriant-
ly dark and beautiful-all dandruff
goes, scalp itching and falling hair
stops.
This is the age Of youth, gray-haired,
unattractive folks aren't wanted
around, so get busy with the Sage and
Sulphur tonight and you'll be amazed
at your youthful appearance and the
real beauty and healthy condition of
your hair within few days. Inquiry
at drug stores here shows that they
all sell lots of "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur" and the folks using it are
ADMINISTRATION sale by The Owl
Drug Store.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18
Says Sage Tea Mixed With Sulphur
/, Restores Natural Color
And Lustre.

Gray, faded hair turned beautifully
dark and lustrous almost over night
is a reality, if you'll take the trouble
to mix sage tea and sulphur, but
what's the use, you get large bottle
Of the ready-to-use tonic, called IVY
eth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy
at drug stores here for about so cents.
Millions of bottles of "Wyeth's" are
sold annually, says well-known drug
gist, because it darkens the hair so
naturally and evenly that no one can
tell it has been applied.
You just dampen a sponge or soft
brush with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
and draw 1t through your hair, taking
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18
NEW AUTO TAX swINpLE
Oocge Of Using Dealers Tag Comes
High When Discovered by Penn
syivanla Officials.

Harrisburg.-State highway depart.
ment ofdcials have discovered that tbs
state is being swindled by unscrunu.
ious dealers in and owners of automo-
oiies throughout the state by misuse
OF demonstration tags, and they have
ut once commenced prosecutions to
check It.
An automobile dealer, in taking ont
license as a dealer, gets a tag with
an x. which entities him to use the
machine In showing of its merits to
intending purchasers and for no other
purpose. and one tag will do for his
entire stock in trade, but he must NOT
use that tag on vehicle that he uses
tor pleasure or hires to others for
pleasure. 1t seems, however. that
dealers have been doing that. A deal.
ers license costs but IS. while a tag
Tor pleasure machine or for hiring
purposes costs from $40 to SIS. In
order to evade paying the higher
license number Of people owning au-
tomobiles. who are not dealers ana
also number Of dealers, have been
getting the lower priced tags and
using what purports to be a macbins
Tor sale. for hiring and pleasure pur.
poses.
The department has been quietly
picking up offenders and asking them
to step up to the magistrats's once
and pay the fns for violation of the
law. $2b, and at the same time tale
out the proper tag. About 200 of
these offenders have been discovered
IN Pittsburgh, and in Harrisburg in
the past few days eight Of the dodgers
nave been notified Of their prosscu-
tons
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18


Rev. George r. Lunn, the new mayor
Of Schenectady, says: II don't preach
Give to the poor but Stop taking
from the poor"
Mr.. Lunn, discussing this dictum
the other day, said to the Albany Jour
nal man:
THE millionaire social reformar,
unless he Is q very sincere man, al
ways reminds mo of the husband who
brought home one evening Q bottle OF
champagne and lobster.
att Is your birthday. DEAR he said
to his wife, and l purchased these
delicacies as a little treat for you this
evening with your birthday dinner
"'You are very kind the woman
answered. but I thought you knew l
never touch champagne. love, while
lobster invariably disagrses with me-
"'Never mind, my dear, never mind
the husband answered. That being
the case, I'll just eat the lobster my
self and drink the champagne to your
health"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18
Tennis In Japan.

The Japanese have displayed . 20
culiar aptitude for lawn tennis. Te
many Indianapolis players the sight
Of an expert Japanese on the parh
courts is not uncommon. Among the
best amateur players in the city are
Japanese house servants. What they
lack in height they more than make
up in agility. They seem to be inde
fatigabls. Tennis, like baseball, Ia
steadily growing in popularity in ia
pan The former has become q IA
vorite among Japanese high school
and college students. intercollegiate
games have also become popular
among the students and their friends
Among the well-known institutions
that have q large number Of enthusi
astic tennis players are the following;
Toxic Higher Normal school. Toxic
Commercial school (higher), Waseda
university, Toxic Kyoto university,
Kyoto; Third high school, Kyoto.
The foreign communities in the vari.
Gus ports, Yokohama, Kobe and Ma
gasald, have tennis clubs. The lead
ing foreign club at Yokohama Ia
known as the Ladies' Lawn Tennis
club. Tennis rackets are already be-
ing manufactured in Japan, there be-
ing FIX factories in Toxic alone.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18
NOT EASY TO SEE IcEBERGs
Deadly Msnaess to Navigation Said to
Be Almost Invisible at
Night.

Among laymen there is genuine sur
prise that on q clear night-dark
though 1t was-a great ship could pillow
Into the heart Of an iceberg before
discovering its presence. To the nau-
teal mind it is entirely plausible.
At about twenty-five knots OF speed.
me Titanic was covered nearly a stat
ute mile and one third every three
minutes, and 1t takes time for a ship
300 feet In length and drawing nearly
forty feet OF water to Swing" on it's
course line. 1t takes time to stop So
900 tons Of dead weight when moving
at that rate Of speed.
In daytime, even, unless the sun Is
shining brightly against its sides, a
berg fs not the glazing sheetlike thing
that many seem to think 1t is. On q
cloudy day they show distinctly gray
and dark, while on a moonless. cloudy
night they only, at the best, will show
as blackness, more pronounced, against
that other blackened screen where
murky cloud and murky waters meet.
The newest, whitest, snowiest sails
that ever drove q racing yacht to VIC
tory show as black as blacklist night
against a somber midnight sky. In
other words, they are invisible a short
way of, as was the berg whose jagged
and submerged extensions tore the
very bowels from this virgin Titan
THE Titanic" Arthur u. ks0ray, n
NattsAAi Magazine.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18
WAFER TOYS OF THE EAST
Remarkably Ingenious Are PIaythinqs
Provided for the Children Of
the Orient.

Europe and America turn out for
the edification of their children, many
Ingenious toys, but the Occidental
Youngsters have nothing to compare
with the strange expanding water-toys
with which the children of the far east
nave for centuries amused themselves.
These are placed in small wooden
boxes similar to the little paint boxes
30 often seen in our own country.
They have the appearance of soiled
shavings, broken matches and dilapi-
dated toothpicks, but when thrown
Into the water the ingenious toys at
once exhibit properties that show
them to be considerably more than
mere bitt OF stick. The wood of these
toys has been Kindred, and imme-
diatel, 1t touches the water 1t begins
to absorb the water and to expand
almost indefinitely. As It increases
In size 1t separates and suddenly
opens, becoming a very pretty toy.
One stick will change into a flower
pot containing, 1t may be, a rose bush
In full bloom. Another becomes an
obese mandarin carrying an umbrel-
Ia. Still another will take the form
OF sea serpent, very ferocious in its
tiny dimensions. Then, too, there are
toys which show as whales, tigers,
crocodiles, etc. The figures are col
pred and present a bewildering va
riety In design and treatement Their
manufacture is a trade secret, kept
lnviolate by the guild that turns them
out by the thousands.
For older children there are provid-
cd larger and even more artistic fig
ures. consisting Of historical charac-
ters-rulers, poets and soldiers-and
dwarfed trees and tiny houses, whose
doors and windows are full Of in
mates. are also among this class. The
more ordinary kind cost a mere song,
but the finer toys are quite expensive.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18
MEN PAINT DOGS; ARE SUED
Nine Playful MIssourisns Called to
Account for MIstrsstIns Hounds
by Minister.

Jamsspcrt. Mo.-Rsv. WE Brown.
pastor Of the Methodist church here.
has brought suit for $4,000 against
nve young men and four young 80
cisty women, charging that they CAP
tured his two bloodsd Missouri fox
hounds and painted them, one with
stripes and the other spots. He dc.
clares the hounds ran to him and
smsared his trousers with paint. He
also alleges they suffered from lead
poisoning.
The hounds are said to have been
treated to the coating of paint at q
party given by Miss Blanch Thompson,
daughter Of q Jamesport banker, In
honor of her approaching wedding to
Frank Smith.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18

"Yss. 1t was romance, all right
even II 1t did turn out badly. II
started at one Of last springs pio
MICS. She was plucking white daisies
or something with the proper back
ground in perspective. He saw her
and muttered: "Oh, you pretty
squab!'"
Then whatf"
"Oh, she overheard 1t, all right, and
In a roundabout way an introduction
followed"
GO on"
well, it wasn't many weeks be-
fore he had her out under the trees
in the moonlight, with a hooking bird
accompaniment, asking her: Dos
duckie is oo?"
Next chapter"
"The first week in June he mar
shaled up sufficient courage to say:
Say, chicken, let's get married."
Il see; short engagement, eh?"
yep; welded bliss not long
either. Along with other indignities
alleged in her divorce petition she
says he called her a goose. He re
taliated by saying no man was ex-
pected to stay married with q chat
tsrins guinea always around"
Now what?"
"Shs got her freedom yesterday. To
Right he's celebrating. declaring he's
g1ad he's rid Of the old hen.n-et
Louis Republic.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-04-18
PHIL0S0PHIC

The early WORN catches tie eaatuazy
notice.
Even cold cash "a ant 70 melt IN TN
kind Of weather.
All things come to those whs wait,
especially cslibacy.
A man never catches any hsh with
the yarn he spins about them.
Many man also repsnts at leisure
because he didn't marry In haste.
Some men never display any eric
inality, even in making mistaksa
It isn't bearing one anothsr's bug
dens that makes us stoop -shOuldsreA.
Every girl dsludes herself with the
idea that she 10 not like other Kiris.
A young girl regards love as the
most serious thing in the world-ths
frst time.
Even when he Is in clover, the pes
simist always has a bunch that he IN
going to contract hay fever.
There's no use in going out for the
dust unles you have a certain amount
OF sand to begin with.