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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
Elbcrf Wrirht.

Especial TO The Times Dispatch.1
Galax. Va. July l2.--E.lbert Wright,
aged hfty-thrce. dropped dead on the
street near his home last evening. His
death was caused by heart failure. pre-
bly,. Mr.. Wright came TO the
town when IL first started, and had
been very prominent character In its
development in many ways. He was
n carpenter and contractor The cid
est son, Burt Wright Is In school at
Emory and Henry College. The body
was taken to the cemetery near his
old home at Eureka. Grayson County,
for iuterrnent
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
OBITUARY


r. NJ Johnson, seventy eight years
old, OF Prospect, Prince Edward Coun-
ty,. died Friday evening. The funeral
viii be held to-day at 4 o'clock from
OF the Eighteenth Virginia Infantry, in
ricketts, Division. who was wounded
and captured near the stone fence in
Picketts charge at Gettysburg. He
hnd been n resident of Prince Edward
County all his life. He is survived by
his wife and three daughters. Mrs. w.
J. bradley. OF South Richmond; Mrs.
John w. Nokeley. Of Richmond. and
Mrs. John ". Watkins of Ocean View,
nnd one son, Bcrnice Johnson, of Prince
Edward County.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
Mrs. Mary Agnes Morrison.
Special to The Tim ea -Disnatch !

Lexington. Va. July 12.-Mrs. Mary
Agnes Morrison. widow of James Luz
thcr Morrison, ard mother of Rev.
William M. Morrison. D. D., mission
AIRY of tho Southern Presbyterian
Church to the Kongo, Africa, died at
her home near Lexington Thursday
morning. She had been Ill for some
time. The funeral was held from New
Monmouth Presbyterian Church Friday
morning at II o'clock, conducted by
her pastor, Rev. y. N. Yarbro, who
was assisted by Rev. D. A. Penick d.
D.. OF Lexington. pastor emeritus. The
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
MgMzyLa1wmy
The House That Made Richmond Musical"


interment was made in the churchyard
At Ne" Monmouth. She was a daugh-
ter of the late William NJ. McCutchan.
ana was born near Goshen. RockbrIdge
County. seventy years ago. Surviving
are six children: DR.. William NJ Nor
rison, OF the Kongo Mission. Africa;
Mrs george r. Patterson. of Westover.
Nd: Robert w. Morrison. s. Brown
Morrison, j. Ruffncr Morrison, OF
Rockbridgc; James l.. Morrison, of
Hazard. Ky, and Thomas L. Morrison,
OF Bluefield. w Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
RESTS ITS CASE.

New York. July 1.-THE government
rested Its case yesterday in the disso-
luton suit against the so-called NOV
ing picture trust and the hearings were
adjourned till October l, when the de-
tense Will present it's case More than
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13

opium in the dead mans stomach. and
that. in his opinion. he did not die
from an attack Of pneumonia. as had
been reported.
Mr.. and Mrs. Crawford were married
IN Jacksonville. Fla, in January. 1905,
after knowing each other about one
month, and the aged capitalist died
on March 81 of that year.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
100 witnesses have been examined by

loo witnesses have been examined by
the prosecution.
The Eastman Kodak Company. of
Rochester. n. Y, recently sued by tho
government as trust was brought
into the case to day by the testimony
OF Herbert Miles. an independent man
ufacturer. whose licenses were can
celed by the Motion Picture Patents
company He said that In 1910 he was
notihed By the Eastman people that
they had agreed to manufacture only
licensed films controlled BY the al
legged trust, and that they would be
unable to do any work for him be-
cause his license had been c.pcniod
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13

Especial to The Times Dispatch.1
Alexandria. Va. July l2-Rev j. c.
Tenncnt. superanauted Episcopal min
ister died yesterday afternoon at tho
alexandria Hospital. after n short III
ness. He was eighty-seve years old,
and resided with his daughter, at
Falls Church. The body will be taken
there for burial.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
Roof Garden R,ccntio,.

The Elementary Teachers Associa-
ton of Richmond Will give reception
for the entertainment of the faculty
and students Of the Richmond Summer
Normal School at the Madison School
roof garden tomorrow night, from
$3.50 to 1920 o'clock.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
George A. ynn Pelt.
T Special to The Times-Dispatch

Harrisonburg, Va. July 12.-George
A. Van Pelt. of BridRcwater. died here
In the Rockingham Memorial Hospital.
He WAS ffty-aix years old. and be-
longcd to Il weil-known family. He
leaves several children.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
Captain Thomn. Cor,clI.

Especial 10 The Times DispatchJ
San Francisco. Cal. July l2.-Captain
Thomas Corycll died yesterday in
Santa barbara. Cal Before he died he
requested that his sons. Reabun and
Guy coryell. OF Virginia. be notified.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
Mrs. Lille Holland Dowles.

Especial to The Times Dispatch.1
Gotham. Va, July l2.--Mrs I.ilIio
Holland Bowles. wife of William Adolf
phus Bowles, died a her home at Thel-
ma. Va. at o'clock to-day Inter
ment Will be at Lyles Baptist Church,
Wilmington. Va. tomorrow afternoon
at o'clock
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
IN MEMORlAM
ASHBY.-Entercd into eternal rest,
July IL. 1912, HENRY CLAY ASHBY.
SIR.
ITO live in the hearts we leave
behind is not to die"
FUNERAL NOTICES

SHELTON will take place THIS
AFTERNOON at o'clock from First
Baptist Church. Friends are invited.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13

Free

If you will send us the names
and addresses of FIVE of your
acquaintance who own Victor
Talking Machines, the name of
the Dealer nearest you who sells
Victor goods, together with a &c
stamp to cover postage, we will
send you one of our Song Books,
containing IoI Songs. Words and
Music, FREE.
Address D2pt. 1T"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
THE WEATHER

Forecasf' Vfrginin-Fair Sunday.
cept showers southeast portTun, ~
dny fair. -"oh-
North Cnrolinn-Locai thunder Cha
ers Sunday; Monday generally fair
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
Special LocnI Dnfn for xe..a.
ocnI Obscryntion 8 =. NJ. Yexte-a.,

Humidity 80
NATURALIZATION w
NJ lna,1Mvelocity ................... IL
f>aihiaii ihst IL hours. .0S
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
NEW EQUITIES
CONF RONT HOUSE:
(Continued From Fcirst paoo\


the methods OF the Democratic mem
tcrs of the Banking Committee in con-
sidering the Glass bill in secret cor
ference.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-07-13
WIDOW MUST FACE
CHARGE Of MURDER
Continued From First Page.

NCOHtIHueu FEoih Flrat FagcD
OF the dead man by DR.. II. f. Harris,
secretary of the state Board of Health,
who recently cXhumed the body at
Carrollton, Ga. He testified In the
civil hearing TO have the viii! set aside
that lie found traces OF morphine and
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

ture article on the life and career OF
Mrs. Mary Il. Talbert. one Of the most
noble women Of the race Recently
Mr.. Allen came into national promi-
nence for his Investigation into the
discrimination Of the United States
navy against cOlored men. In his In
vestIgation he brought out that the col
ored sailors were enlisted in the navy
only as mess attendants. were never
promoted above that rank and were
barred from the reading rooms Of the
ships.
His investigation disclosed how col
ored men were forced to work longer
hours than the whites. were required
to report an hour earlier when on
shore leave. had TO stand while eating
meals and that life was unbearable for
them while aboard ship. Mr.. Allen got
these startling conditions before the
secretary Of the navy. who made an
inquiry into these conditions and prom
ised to remedy them.
The daily papers all over the country
took notice Of Mr. Aliens charges, and
many Of them commented editOrially
on the investigation He is continuing
his investigation and promises to re-
veal some further startling facts. Mr.
Allen has received praiSe from the
leading men aud women " the race
for revealing these revolving condi-
lions. Several months ago he got into
a controversy with = leading New York
daily because he attackt'd the present
administrations attitude 0n the race
question. He is we'll known i'm New
York, where he is Hrtive in \. VI. Z.
A. and church work Ile X member
OF St Marks NJ. T. church. Mr.. Allen
was born in Greenville. :. C.. OF free
parents and was educated in the pub
lie schools Of his native town he
continued his studies Mt the De Witt
Clinton high school and the City col
Iege here. Mr.. Allen viii enter the
school Of journalism Of Columbia uni
versity this fall i'm further preparation
for his career as a newspaper man.
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annm.r Eictinn-

Ere Jones went on his prize vacation
He said: "I'u need some books TO READ
Twill add unto my recreation
III can scan a fiction screed"
SO to the phone soon Jones was turning
And to the bookstore sent call
For fiction" quoth Jones, II am yearn-
ing.
So send the new books-send them an"
And so next morn ere Jones was leaving
Two moving vans stopped at his door.
The driver asked: shall We be heaVing
These books upon the lawn or nOOrE
There's seven more loads on the way, SIR
Three motorcycle loads beside
The fiction crop this year they say SIR
Is heavy That can't be denied
And Jones rushed out and saw them cart
ing
Love tales and crook" yarns BY the
ton.
ooh. what" he cried. with optics stArting'
as this mad thing that have doneF
And straIghtway in a heap he tumoieo
The ambulance took him away,
But still the fiction order rumbled
Up TO the Jones front door all day.
Arthur Chapman in Denver Republican
The broad ax., 1913-08-30
Work Of the Virginia Organization

Work Of the Virginia Organization
Society"
At the Thursday morning session
the following subjects were discussed:
kxperience a. an Architect and
Builder" Tutoring" "CoIored Clean
ers and Dyers' Association" General
Merchandising" Back to the Coun-
ny, being q symposium discussion;
The 100000 Cotton OH Seed NH at
Mound Bayou" ''OrganIzing the First
Old Line Legal Reserve Insurance
Company" Development OF Indus
trial Issuance" The Negro InTen-
tor," The Hauling and Express Bust
ness"
Thursday evenings subjects were
The Negro Town-The Opportunities
II Affords" Negro Occupations In
Philadelphia" Electrical Engineer
ing" Catering" "A Kitchen supply
Company" Experience and Success
In the Grocery Business" "Dressmak-
ing as a Profession" Manufacturing
Hair Preparations" Negro Business
Development In Kansas" MY Steam
Bakery" and THE Place OF Education
In Business" Fridays topics were
''The Negro Banker" The Negro Un-
dertaker," The Negro Bar Associa-
tion." Packing and Shipping Furni-
ture," wholesale Commission Pro
duce" and ice Cream Manufacturing"
The arrangements for the entertain
ment OF the guests included. among
other things, a banquet Friday night
and an excursion Saturday up the Del
aware river as far as Burlington IS
land and a visit TO League island,
where the visitors were shown aboard
the mighty sea fighters OF Uncle Sam
lying there at anchor. The banquet
was attended by fully 1000. 1t was
held in Horticultural hall, Philadel-
phia's most splendid assembly hall,
which was brilliantly decorated and
illumined for the occasion The deco
rations. the handsome women in stun
ming gowns. men I'm full evening dress
and enhancing music presented the
most brilliant sight ever witnessed
/ dluOuE Tue .NtEIocH VI luc Nuuhti NAhg-
1t was the consensus OF opinion here
that no meeting of Negroes heretofore
held in this city made such a splen-
did impression or was more inspiring
or served as great an incentive to the
race as this meeting OF the National
Negro Business league. The white
citizens. conscious Of the splendid ef-
feet it would have and fully apprecia-
tive Of the character Of men It would
bring TO the city. We'd with the Ne
groes in doing honor TO the visitors,
The influence left will doubtless be
shown in the establishing OF many
new business enterprises and the i'm,
provement and expansion OF those al
ready established
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THE A. NJ. E. CHURCH REVIEW.
Current Number Covers Many Topics.
Praise For Or. Ransom.

FTdloG = OF ". hahe0"s
The current number Of the A. NJ. E.
Church Review. edited by DR.. Reverdy
c. Ransom. is literary gem. The
contents cover a wide variety Of inter
esting articles written by a group Of
persons whose versatility Of thought
and intellectual bent presage high lit
erary culture The influence OF the
Review as a mOlder of helpful senti-
ment for the denomination and as an
advocate Of high moral and Christian
ethics can hardly he Overestimated- II
news TO the line. never missing the
mark.
Credit is due DR. Ransom for the
splendid array OF good things spread
before the readers I'm this number.
Powerful as a preacher, fearless as an
advocate Of equal rights for Afro
American citizens. an intellectual
giant, Dr. Ransom is doing a great
work for the African Methodist Epis-
copal church i'm particular and the va
rious religious denominations in gen.
eral.
4
Is the likeness Of Mrs. Alice N. Dun
bar. who contributes her first article
as head of the wOman's department
The subject Of Mrs. Dunbars article
Is, What Has the Church 10 Oher the
Men of TOdayT' Would that this ar
ticle could be read by every minister.
Iayman or religious worker in what
ever line Of Christian work 1t Is In
structiye and full Of suggestions for
future review and action.
Among some Of the other subjects
and their authors are: The Fifteenth
| Anniversary Of the Emancipation
Proclamation" by DR.. Charles w. n
uott. THE Negro In the Higher All
tudes of Music In This Country and
throughout the World" By ID. Law
I rence Freeman; The First Congress
Of CoIored Women" by Hon. Richard
II Greener; The Present Day oppor'
tunIty Of the Public school," by Pro
lessor william Z. Guy; Training the
voters Of Tomorrow" Professor va
| liam L. Buckley: The Minister and
Pastoral visitation" Bishop b. n
| Lee, d. D.; The Minister as BuSl
ness Man For the Church." Rev. O. ID
steptean. d. D.; ''Turco-Armenian'
Professor A. Dumas Delaney. ano
aThe Up to Date Sunday Sehool-How
10 OrraniSe Il and How 20 CONDUCT
Itn Rev. Henry P. Jones, A NJ.
s.rhe vision" by Rev. Robert =
Ford: editorials BY the editor, depart
nept Of social science by DR.. Georg'
2. Haynes; within the Sphere OF aet
tersS by DIR. G. W. Forbes Of the Bos
Ton public library. makes reference :,
many men Of letters whose books 90. ,
mus inspire one 10 hisA ideals an'
active eBdeavor.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30
rh. Mar Who NUDGE. You.

Inc wan VINO Nuo9eS No4s
OF bOres there are plenty. 1 needn't de-
tail
The various kinds that I know,
Like the barber who tells you your hairs
falling out
Or the people who talk at the show.
Or the man In the street car who spraWi1
on the seat
And steadfastly refuses to bulge,
But the worst OF the lot-and my goat be
has got
Is the fellow who gives you a nudge.
He will tell you a story. an old one Dsr-
haps,
And regale you with riddles and squIbs.
And ere you're aware OF his purpose BIZ
zarre
You get the point-right In the ribs.
You meet him again Here's a good one,
he says:
Tells a joke cuIled from Puck or from
Judge:
Then his ramrod forefnger has sought
out its mark
The fellow who gives you a nudge.
At the theater. too II he sits next to you.
He will laugh. h. will Chuckle and shout.
The comedians jest leaves you gasplng
for breath
When a sharp pointed elbow shoots out
He NAV have good qualities. mean well
and all that,
Be a churchgOer, work Ike drudge
Or be kind to his wife. but the bane OF
my life
Ii the fellow who gives you a nudge
Chicago Inter Ocean
The broad ax., 1913-08-30


4 small town boasts female preach
O.. One day when working In her
study she hear q timld knock Ct the
door. Answering the summons she
found q bashfnl young German on the
step, who stood twirling his straw hat
In bis hands.
Good afternoon" the preacheress
remarked. what do you wishr'
"Dsy say der minister Hfee IN dis
house. heyY'
yes, SIR"
"Yess? Veil, 1 want me to kit msr-
net"
"An right 1 can marry you" she
said.
The lady's hair Is beginning to sill
yer and the German glanced at II.
Then without comment he jammed
his hat on his head and hurried down
the walk.
"wilI you be back = she called after
him.
You gifts no chance NIT me-" he an
swered. Il don't want you. I baf got
me a girl alreaty."-Fun.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30
C. G. ALIENS AMBITION.
Rice Of an Ensrsstie Newspaper Ger
respondent In hs~ V0rk-

Rise 81 an Enorastie Newspaper Ger.
respondent In hss NOrk.
New York--CieveIaDd q. Allen Of
this city is one Of the most energetic
newspaper correspondents Of the race
and Is rapidly coming 10 the fore In
the field Of Journalism. He has COW
cred some notable gatherings both for
the daily and weekly newspapers Of
this country and Canada. He was the
only newspaper man Of tho race pre-
ent at the great ecumenIcai Methodist
conference, held In the beautiful city
Of Toronto in 1911.
At Toronto Mr. Allen represented the
interest Of the fifty Afro-American del
egates to that conference. represent
ing the various branches OF the Meth
odist church among them. he has
covered the conferences OF Bishops G..
W. Clinton and Alexander Walters OF
the Zion church. Bishop Walters has
given him much encouragement in his
work, and his first trip was With Bish-
OF Walters. Mr.. Allen has reported
the dOings OF the race for the daily pa
pers OF Atlantic City. Buffalo. Yon-
kers. Patterson. n. j.. and New York
While in Buffalo he wrote for the
daily papers Of that city a special fea-
The broad ax., 1913-08-30
RoR IENF.

Ter Rent, &4S1-S3 5Outh State Street,
fSGH 90 rO0n GpGrtASHtA
G51S-23 Evans Aysnuo, dx rOoa
GPartnsntA
S3oS Rh0dOS Avenue, HOuss dgAt
roons IN perfect OSnditieA-
Inquire, CAisAgS Real RStstS LSaa
III NOFtA DOaEben Street 1OoA -,
a.1 Trust oSAPG1H
The broad ax., 1913-08-30
A eantI. Hint.

SI was speaking with your father
last night" said the young man.
"Oh. were your" answered the sweet
young thing. lowering her eyes. What
were you talking abOutP'
About the likelihood Of war with
Mexico. Your father said II there was
a war he hoped It would be short"
Hoh. yes; l know papa Is very much
opposed to long engagements."-fonk-
ers Statesman.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

For feat Of dexteriU and nerve =
would Be dFmeult to suTpass that -
the BosJesman Of south Africa, va va
walks Quietly ND to a pun adder ana
deliberately sets his bare foot on y.
neck. In IN struggles 10 escape 80
attempts % bite Ils assailant the POI.
son gland secrstes large amouns .
ths venom This b Inst what ne
Bssjesman wants KHling the snAns'
he eats the body and usss the Polsen
for his arrows
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

Jaek-Say. do you know you're aW=
fully pretty-tantalizingly 50? YO1're
enough to tempt . saint to forget him
self. Honestly, now, ! want to be
frank. What would you say II Shoaid
ask permission to kiss yo1 On the
cheekl
BeIIe-what would I ssyf
Jack very much planissimol-Yes.
Belle-That you don't know q hrst
class temptation when you see one
st. Louis Republic.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

s. RichAEdsoa. Bsai Hsssss. Lsahs anA
insurance leo y. 6th Ave- Roon
SOC, near Randolph 81, phone Main
21SS, Aut0matie $500, has the fol
lowing fats % rent:
242o La Sale St, 5 rooms, SIP.
272O Dearborn st., 2 rooms, $ls.
3OO2 Armour Ave-, 5 rooms, sl4.
5754 Wentworth Ave. rooms, $Is.
1890 Wentworth Ave, rooms, $22.
S. Richardson, 1eo n. 9Th Ays, Room sos
Tel. IEatn 21SS. Automatic $500.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30
A Boston Question.

A certain small boy in Boston Is ex-
ceedingly fond Of asking questions
Recently his mother said to him, Rob
ert, If you ask any more questions 1
shall be obliged to send you to bed at
once"
"Oh. mamma! I've got to ask one"
he exclaimed excitedly. Let me ask
lust one, and then / won't ask any
more tonight"
well, Just one. What Is itT"
How far can a cat spit, mammar-
Boston Record.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30
What's Ina Name.

The original bearer Of the name OF
Legless was so called merely because
he was a lawyer. Originally the name
was spelled Laegless, the expression
signifying learned In the Jaw
Strangely enough, Lawless is derived
from exactly the same source and slg-
mites exactly opposite to its apparent
meaning.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

The Southern Beneneiai ie.sue -
New York city Is the largest 10 nn1.
hsr and strongest IN hnanee OF ~
o--.1tZatIop Of it's kfnd composed O
c,Sored men from the south In any OF
- Dortberp states. The financial
membership numbers a. Inc Ieasoe
~ organiEed tFenty -four years -
re- bsnk account at the last annual re-
-. was $4,000 Paul HargrsVe =
president Of the league-
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

"what do you call your dOg?"
"StOck Market"
what peculiar name. Any par
ticular reasOn?"
II should say so. Most unreliable
dog you ever saw. You can never tell
what he's going to do neXt"-Life.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30
ron zz1Ez.

RENT ERKE FILL sKP1. ISL.
Modern apartments, steam heat, hot
water the year aroaad.
3 rooms, tSaoO; : rOOns, $3.50;
6 rOOns, $saOo; 3 rooms, oAo.oo "a
$3.50.
AMERICAN APARTMENTS,
272s wabash Ave.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

The lady visitor from out Of town
was being conducted round a famous
cathedral by guide.
"Ah. yes. Gothic. is it nOt?" she muir
INJURED with ecStatic admiration.
The guide regarded her with pity
mixed with horror. Certainly not,
madam" he replied. "Episcopalian."
New York World
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

The Mexican stamp bears the coat
Of-arms Of the country-an eagle on
cactus, hoIdig a serpent in its talons.
This device Is the outgrowth Of a leg
end that the first Aztec settlers chose
the site Of their city from seeing an
eagle so engaged and situated on that
Gnot
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

"Speak TO me-" she pleaded, strOking
his head and gazing earnestly into his
deep brown eyes, please speak to me"
"Bow-wOw." he barked.-St. Louis
Post Dispatch.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

Tommy-Pop. are the bald eagles a
distinct variety?
Tommy's POp-I can't say positively,
nv son, but l rather fancy a bald
eagle is simply a married one.-Phila-
delphia Record.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

The De Frees Patterson EloPsment-
Samuel De Frees. an AfrO-Ameriean
Of dark olive complexion. recently
eIoped with Miss Gertrude Patterson
daughter Of Frank Patterson. said TO
be one Of the wealtbiest white men In
the Passaic section OF New Jersey.
The couple were married in Kingston,
Ont. according to a marriage license
which De Frees showed to the authon-
ties when taken to the county jan In
Paterson, n. j., having been arrested
on complaint OF his wife's father on
his return from Canada. The couple
were released from the county sheriff >
custody upon evidence OF legal mar
rage. The bride is said to be one OF
the handsOmest white girls in northern
Passaic county and an heiress to part
OF a $4,000 estate. Mrs De Freos y
twenty-eight yeas cd Up to Aug. =
no influence had been strong enough 70
persuade Mn. De Frees to leave her
husband
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

Binks - Before he was married he
could run 100 yards In twelve seconds.
JInks-What Of it,
Binks-Nothing, only he told me yes
terday that he couldn't keep up with
his running expenses.-Cincinnat En-
quirer.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

&Yes," he was saying, @as q mathR
Of fact a man doesn't learn what hap
uiness really Il until be Is married
aPm dad you've discovered that q
last" replied she, win visions q M
MEDIATE proposal
sYes." be continued, -and When hes
married its too Iate"-BroOkiyn CD
Een.
The broad ax., 1913-08-30

The difference between man and wo-
man is this-give a man a pipe and
good book and he'll be perfectly con-
tented. and a woman doesn't even need
the pipe.-Detroit Free Press.