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Arizona republican., 1913-02-25

taught in public schools. There is great deal of surrepttOus yawning done in the sanctuary about the time the minister begins to enter upon the last thirty minutes of his discourse. This is ungody habit and leads directly to the clandestne snOre. which is prolonged yaWn with megaphone at tachment. People who yawn in church and look around the room while doing ought to be labored with by the Vestry. The yawn is sometimes ac- cOmpaned by the stretch which is form of relaXa- tion by throwing the arms and legs in OppO- site directions meantime curling up like a house cat This is a vulgar pastime, and when indulged in at dinner table is liable to fill somebody's lap with d section of the menu. Nobody who stretches in public ever gets higher than the gum chewing set Refined people never use the yaWn except for ad- monitory purposes. It is a handy article. however when a late caller fails to hear the town clock. and will probably be kept within reach for some time to
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25

sit down with a book, and a pipe and pair of slippers, like the other fellows, Bat, Like a mar
 ried man behave, looking rever-
 end and grave. raising whiskers and potatoes in the yard behind your flat; talk of hats and gloves and things and forget the glaring rings where you won and lost your laurels, ere you were bridegroom, Bat. It is saddening to watch you in public make
 botch of the pastime pugilistic, for you cannot whip a cat; you would better far retire to your
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25
LET US BE MEN
Daniel WebSter)

Daniel Webster)
 devote ourselves to those great objects that fit consideration and action: raise conceptions to the magnitude and the importance of the duties that devolve upon us; let our comprehension be broad the country which act. aspirations high it's tain destiny; let be pygmies in a case that calls
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25


 and your cushioned footstool Bat, When a has wife he should quit the sporting life if he has bunch of money-youVe enough to fill hat; he should go feeding hens, the pggies in their he should lead life domestic, far from all the limelight Bat! you could put up a scrap there would be excuse, mayhap, but the foeman always SOaks you in the larynX. the slat; so, like other men with fraus, you had better milk your cows, fix the furnace, split the kindng, and dig up the garden. Bat,
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25

our society leaders, who usually retire behind a fan before start
 ing a yaWn on it's upward course. Sometimes, however, the yawn becomes a justifiable weapon of defense A blunt headed, swivel tongued suitor. for instance, will
 not be disturbed in the least when father enters the parlor. winds his watch and pulls down
 the shades, but the sight of six inch yawn spreading with cat like tread over the face of his inamOrata will cause him to reach for his hat. On this account, the art of yawning in a distinct and aggressive tone of voice should be
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25
SOM E GOOD

Do you think the time will come when the swords will be converted into ploughshares? No"
 Then you do not expect universal peace!
 oh, that may come; but swords easily utilized for decorative purposes. Chicago Record Herald.
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25
We think that the great,

We think that the greatest victories are yet to be won, the greatest deeds yet to be done, and there are yet in store for our peo- pie and for the cause that we up hold grander triumphs than have ever yet been scored.
 Theodore Roosevelt.
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25
so HARD

Clarice-H must be awful to he married to you cannot love?
 Gaby-I should think so It is hard getting d divorce from those goody- goody chaps.-Pennsyl Vania Punch Bowl
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25
The YaWn
By HOWARD L. RANN

The yaWn is a polite method of expressing ennui without trying to pronounce it. It is produced by throwing the head back and allowing the mouth to assume neat oval shape, like the top of vinegar barrel. NaMning in public is drowned down upon by
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25
SHATTERED IDEALS

Did you attain the high ideals you set for yourself when you young?" asked the friend his boyhood
 No" replied the millionaire and I'm glad I didn't. I there money in them" Iippincotts Magazine.
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25
Bat Nelson
By WALT MASON

When you a blushing bride O altar, a your side, it time quit the fighting. and such A.xar cise in inelennnk
Arizona republican., 1913-02-25
EXCEPTIONAL

He-Darling, I love you. She-And have you said that to other girls?
 He-Wel-er-yes but not near Christmas.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
NO FOOTBALL
FOR MARQUETTE

Milwaukee. Wis. April 1-According
TO latest reports, Marquette university
VIII not be represented on the gridiron
next falL Neither will the school have
baseball lteam in the field this spring
because OF the heavy financial losses
Tor several years. the authorities are
SAID TO be considering eliminating the
sport Tor year or two, there Is a
dig dehcft to meet. But for the fact
that Marquette has game booked
with 81 Louis university for which a
contract has been signed, the an
nouncement that there Is to be no team
next fall would be made at once 1t is
thought St Louis will agree to cancel
the contest, and If this is done there
Will be no regular gridiron sport at
the local institution
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
NEWS

A bulletin by the department of agri-
culture states that wages paid to field
laborers in this country have increased
81 per cent last year and per cent
during the last two years.
Great city improvements now in
progress have caused a scarcity of help
in .Pittsburg, Pa 1t is reported that
10000 workmen mostly laborers and
workers in the building trades are
needed.
Reports from the Painters Interna-
tional Union show that something like
$4,000 a month was paid in 1912 to
beneficiaries of deceased members, and
other thousands were disbursed in sick
claims and funeral benefits.
The International Brotherhood of
maintenance of Way Employees has
purchased two buildings for headquar-
tiers in Detroit. Mich. One building
will house the printing plant. the 9TH
err the business office of the unon.
Announcement has been made that
the International Typographical union
is soon to erect an addition to the I'm
ion Printers Home at Colorado Springs
Colo. at cost of $4,000 The work of
erection will be started soon and the
new building will be used as an amuse-
ment hall.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
FLOODS PREVENT
GATHERING OF
FEDERAL LEAGUE

The Federal league escaped from the
foods yesterday without having been
able TO meet yet, with all the owners
and managers accounted for.
The Chicago club, as represented by
Charles Sherlock, reached Chicago yes
terday morning. after five days impris-
onment at Indianapolis and without
having reached Cincinnati. The Cleve-
land owner. stopped by the flood. took
his place in charge or the militia IN
rescue work at Dayton.
President Powers was in Cincinnati,
where he is still marooned, and Mr.
McCuiloch, the Pittsburg promoter.
was the only one Of the magnates who
succeeded in reaching the meeting
place. President Powers telegraphed
all owners and managers to meet In
Indianapolis next Wednesday, hoping
by that time rail and wire communica-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01

Denver promoters. disappointed by
the refusal of Eddie McGoorty to make
weight for Jimmy Clabby and the sub
sequent canceling of the match billed
for there April 10. have started nego-
tiations with three promising middle
weights one of whom will take the
place OF McGoorty April 90. Willie
Lewis. who Is In England at present. is
the man most desired by the Denver
matchmaker. but should Lewis be I'M
able to come back to America now, Err
ME Zanders or Tim O'Neil may be CIV
en- the date.
John Robinson, manager of Battling
Nelson. says that Denver has been BILL
ed from cellar to garnet for the Nc
Goorty- Clabby affair and that the seat
sale promised to run into the thou
sands, when McGoorty became obst-
nate about the weight. Nelson's man
ager thinks that Clabby VIII draw
with any other boxer. but that Lewis
will be the best card. as Lewis mas
appeared In Denver on several occa-
sions having met such men as MlN-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
AMERICA CUP
WON BACK IN 81

America won the cup which Sir
Thomas Upton is so anxious to lift In
race around the Isle of Wight on
August 20, 1851. In 1887 George L.
Schuyler. sole survivor of the syndi-
cate that owned America. decided the
cup to the New York Yacht club to be
a perpetual challenge cup for friendly
competition between foreign countries.
Since then there have been twelve Sc
ries OF races for the trophy In Ameri-
can waters. and the challenger has al
ways been defeated not only in the Sc
ries hut, with the exception OF sin
gle race in which the defender was
disabled. in every race of each series
Columbia beat the Upton Shamrock IN
1899 and Shamrock II in 1901. The
last series OF races for the cup were
sailed August ~. % and Sept 3, 1903,
Reliance beating Shamrock III most
impressively. The American winning
yachts since the America have been as
follows: Magic. Columbia, Madeline
Mischief. Puritan. Mayfower, Volun-
teer. vigilant. Defender. Columbia
(twice). and Reliance
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
CLABBY MEN TRYING
HARD TO GET MATCH

(Twin) Sullivan. Jimmy Gardner. RUDE
Smith and others there.
Nate Lewis is in communication with
the Denver promoters and has offered
his services In finding a suitable oppo-
nent for Clabby. Tony Caponi, anoth-
er Chicago middleweight. also is try
ing to get the match in Denver and
has wired there offering to take on
Clabby at 15s ringside. the poundage
denied by McGoorty O'Neil and Zand-
ers have been suggested by Lewis and
1t is thought that the opponent for
Clabby Will be selected today.
Marty Forkins, former manager of
McGoorty, wired Denver promoters
that the Oshkosh boxer would not be
able to appear. Forkins says that Ed
Eddie has decided to how his own row
from now on and that his next match
probably will be with the Milwaukee
man, Gus Christie. This is the match
billed for Fond du Lac April 10. and
this is the match that McGoorty is talk
ing in preference to making 1853 pounds
ringside for Clabby In Denver on the
same date.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01

their manager wish to state that tney
will be glad to schedule games win
any 14-15 year old teams in this vicini-
~ for Saturday, April S. and a1'er'
They had an exceptionally good season
last year. losing but one game ana
they hope to duplicate this iea' uu,
ing the coming season. Thomas VIII
t,x,rl for the Gophers this season ana
So expected to do some fine stunts
O'Connell. the Gophers' little lett neio-
err. will again be seen with the lineup
even though he now resides In Ham
mond. The Gophers would like to near
from the Gary Midgets, Haroor Cres-
cent Colts especially. as last year futiie
attempts were made to arrange games
with these teams. Any one wishing TO
arrange games with the Gophers
should communicate with their man
ager. NJ. F. keenan,, 472s Todd avenue
East Chicago. Ind.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
ZUPPKE BUSY
AT ILLINOIS

Urbana. Ill, April Robert C.
zuppke, Illinois new football coach.
will revolutionize local football ideas
this week when he holds light scrim-
mage on Illinois field. where he is
working with candidates for the 1918
eleven.
Coach Zuppke's arrival has created
unusual interest in football for this
time of year. Crowds of students have
deserted the baseball bleachers to in
spect the new coach at work. He has
impressed the hopeful Illini rooters by
his zest and eagerness which is re-
f1ected in the football squad.
Zuppke may only remain this week
since he is under contract at Oak Park
high school, but he hopes to give foot
ball such a start that the players will
continue the rest of the year along the
lines he has mapped out
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
SPORTING
@@E8@
SOX DEFEAT YUMA
IN TORR|D HEAT
Contest in Arizona Sand Is
Farce, Score at Finish
Being 9 to 0.

Yuma, Ariz-. April 1.-The White Sox
dropped off here yesterday to get a
bit of a workout on the return trip to
Chicago and 1t was only 90 in the
shade. In order to perspire one needed
only to walk across the street, and II
hazy clouds hadn't appeared in the
afternoon all the Chicago athletes
might have shrive1ed up with the heat.
However. they went through the form
OF nine-inning game of ball against
Yuma's athletes and won it in ridicu-
lous fashion to o.
The Yuma. battery petered out to-
ward the finish and Doc White and
Red Kuhn had to help them out. The
outaelders would have been gone, too.
had they been forced to chase balls to
the fence through foot of sand. but
the Sox batters were kind after clinch-
ing the victory and didn't try to poke
the ball past the inield.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
COACH stage TO
VISIT COLORADO

Coach A. Alonzo Stage will not boss
the University of Chicago athletes this
spring. The wizard leader, who re-
turned last week from a three months
visit in the south, sprang the surprise
of the season last night when he an
nounced that he would leave within a
few days for another long vacation in
Colorado.f The directors bulletin caus-
ed panic among the Midwayites, who
have been worrying over Stagg' $
health, but the coach said his trip did
not indicate a breakdown. He will
travel in the hope Of restoring his ner-
vous system.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
KILBANE MAY
QUIT FEATHERS"

Los Angeles. Cal, April Johnny
Kilbane, champion featherweight. is
seriously considering the advisability
of turning lightweight after his con-
test with Johnny Dundee on April &c
at Vernon.
Kilbane declared today that it would
be a matter of only a short time until
he would be unable to make the 122
limit and be at his best, but still
more potent factor, he said, was the
fact that after he disposed of Dundee
there would be no one left in the feath-
erweight class to fight him.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01

tons will be restored
the indianapolis promoters are re-
Joicing that their grounds are above
water. Covington's park is covered by
the Hood. The Pittsburg's grounds al
SO are flooded. However the Federal
league did not intend to start its sea-
son until May and by that time the
promoters expect the grounds to be in
good condition.
PRESIDENT Sherlock of the Chicago
cruz was trapped in Indianapolis.
Where he was received by Mayor
Shanks one of the new league boost
ers and local owners For four days
they helped in the rescue work and
organized relief expedition toward
Dayton. the home of Mr. Sherlock.
They reached within fourteen miles of
Dayton and effected several rescue, but
were driven back TO Indianapolis
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01

This piece of information explains
Murphy's prediction that there would
be good news for Cub fans this week.
Overall has developed a spitball.
writes that he is better than ever, and
Murphy expects him TO be a great help
to the west siders In their pennant
fight.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
YANKEES SAIL
FOR HOME

Hamilton. Bermuda. April 1 -Midkiff
will play second base in the Yankee
courtesy game against Brooklyn If
Hal Chase Is unfit for duty at that
time This was Manager Chances an
nouncement as the team left the island
for New York The entire squad put
in hard days work, the rain oblig-
ingly holding off until they had fin-
ished. AS already announced, McCon-
nell will pitch the game with Brook
lyn
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
BOY HURT BY
BATTED BALL

Washington. D. c.. April Carl
Rothenberg, an s-year-o boy, is in a
local hospital in a serious condition as
the result of being struck by a batted
ball. The boy was hurt yesterday In
the course of a game. but continued to
play Last night he collapsed sudden
~ on the street. and the physicians at
the hospital to which he was removed
diagnosed his injury cerebral con-
vulsions.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01

Kilbane called attention to the fact
that he already had one knockout
against Joe Rivers to his credit and
was sure he could do it again. Tom
McCarey, manager of the Vernon
arena, said he would back Kilbane as
a lightweight for $4,000 against any,
body in the world.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01

all-state team. His record for the con-
ference season shows thirteen baskets
for his opponents, against fourteen
for himself. 4
Besides being exceptional basket
shooter from the guard position. Park
is considered by Coach Grady to be one
of the fastest men on combination in
the conference
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
PARK CAPTAIN
OF PURPLE TEAM

Lawrence Park of Stevens Point
Wis, yesterday received the unani-
nous vote of the Northwestern uni
versity basket ball regulars for cap
tain of the Purple team next year.
Park played left guard last season
and was counted mainstay of the
squad. While high school player at
Stevens Point Park was named on an
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01

A referendum vote taken on the ques-
ton of electing officers of the Iowa
State Federation by referendum vote
was defeated The socialist delegates
in the Iowa State Federation for a
number of years have advocated the
referendum plan of eIectinE officers.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
WIN
FARCICAL GAME

Alexandria. Va. April In a far
cical exhibition game here yesterday
the Washington American league base
ball team defeated the Cardinals of the
Alexandria Athletic club, IA to o. In
honor of the occasion the mayor of
Alexandria declared a public holiday
and hundreds Of residents and school
children witnessed the game
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
OVERALL A CUB
AGAIN; CONTRACT
DUE TODAY

Orvie Overall is Cub again. Presi-
dent Murphy said SO yesterday. He
expects Overalrs signed contract to-
day, the big pitcher having wired 1T is
on the way. Overall will leave the
coast for Chicago in a few days.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
CLABBY BOUT OFF.

Denver. Colo. April 1.-THE ten
round bout between Jimmy Clabby and
Eddie McGoorty scheduled for April 3,
was called off today.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-01
mayer OUTPLAYS
PERCY COLLINS
Brooklyn Cueist Trims Chi
cagoan in National
Tourney.

Philadelphia. Pa. April 1.--Joseph
Mayer of Brooklyn won yesterday aft
ernoon's game in the national amateur
1873 balk line billiard champion tourn-
amenG from Percy Collins of Chicago.
400 to S21.
Mayer made new high run record
for the tournament of 100. His ave-
rage was IL 2237. Collins had high
run OF 70 and an average Of IL e-26.
Mayer and Collins both played the
best game they have yet shown In the
tournament. and. despite the Brooklyn
GUESTS record breaking run of 1o6 in
the seventeenth inning, the match was
closely contested until the final inning.
when Mayer ran out with unfinished
run of 66.
GOPHERS WANT GAME.
The East Chicago Cophers through
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-09-28
QUEENS MAY INVADE CITY
Plan to March on Manhattan to
Demand Tube Opening.

4 mass meeting to demand that the
city authorities stop quibbling and open
the Steinway tunnel. between 42d street,
in Manhattan, and tth street and Jack
son avenue. in Long Island city. Is
planned The directors of the Queens
Chamber OF Commerce at their meeting
Yesterday set the project in motion. At
the time OF the rapid transit celebration
I'm Queens last June Chairman Mccall. or
the Public Service Commission in
speech stated that the tunnel would be
open and in operation by October. but
Il IS now said that the opening or the
tunnel is as far away as over
one OF the members Of the Chamber
of Commerce I'm a speech said that for
1--WE years Queens had been living on
promises that this tunnel would be put
I'm operation and during that period tubes
had been built under tho North River.
and are now in operation. carrying thou
sands of homeseekers to New Jersey
who would have lived in Queens but for
a lack OF transportation. 1t has been
suggested that everybody In Queens be
invited to march TO the city Hall In
Manhattan and there make the demand
for the opening of this tunnel.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-09-28
POST LAUDS HENRY GEORGE
Asst. Secretary of Labor Chief
Speaker at Birthday Dinner.

Lewis f. Post. Assistant Secretary or
Labor, was the chief speaker at the din
ner OF the Manhattan Single Tax Club in
honor OF the seventy-hfth anniversary OF
the birth OF Henry George at KallPs
Restaurant last night. Mr.. Post said that
the adoption Of the single tax would revo-
lutionize society, and among other things
would make possible free streetcars and
free theatres.
Henry George long ago answered the
question OF how 10 give every ono an
equal share in the activities OF life." said
Mr. Post Ills answer was the single
tax on land. Such a tax will revolution
lie society and will make for the aboli-
ton of poverty.
Among other benefits which we will
receive will be free streetcars and free
theatres. We shall realize both the dream
OF the socialist. by making possible the
public ownership OF all utilities. and the
dream OF the individuallst by securing
TO him the results OF his toll.
THE death OF Henry George was really
but resurrection. His doctrines live
again IN all the progressive movements
OF the day. We do not yet see our own
triumph because we are in the midst or
f."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-09-28

Tabulstors at the Board OF Elections
completed last night their work on the
vote at the recent primaries. The hgures
show the six leading parties cast total
of 1446 eco votes. out of a total enrolment
Of 5S7,45 a percentage Of about H4. Inc
cost OF the primary election was approx
mately s2S5. 800 or nearly 81 a vote.
The tabulation shows that John Purroy
Mitchell got 154 votes In the Democratic
primaries. while the name OF William H.
Wilcox was written In 292 times, and that
Of Mayor Kline ninety-fve times by Re
publicans. Mitchell also got "a votes from
the independence League. District At
torney Whitman's name was written In
six times and that of Mr.. Wilcox three
times by Progressives.
The Progressives poled the largest per-
centage of their enrolment-444. Their
enrolment, however, Is extremely small
being not more than per cent of the
vote cast for Straus, the Progressive
candidate for Governor last fall. Other
percentages are: Democratic, 26.7: Re-
publican, 1871. and Independence League,
169.
In the old days, before party candidates