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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

Be careful of your diet. Be sure
and eat plenty of light food such as
eorned beef and cabbage. pork and
beans, sweet breads and bacon,
saurkraut and f~rankfurters, Dreaded
salt pork, not mince pie and buck
wheat pancakes.
II YOU are uncomfortable in bed.
get up and try to sleep in one of those
old-fashioned dropping hammocks.
Then you will be glad to get back
into bed.
Switzerland is a good place TO
spend the summer. This hint will
doubtless be of value to nearly one
half of one per cent of our readers.
If you are SO hot that you don't
know what to do with Yourself, go
out and split four cords of wood.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03


One way to Judge the effectiveness
of a Sunday sermon is to count the
coins in the contribution box.
1t is Unnecessary TO borrow trouble
You can get plenty of it for keeps
any time.
Ii opportunity would kick instead
of knocking, a lot more of us would
improve its visits.
When truth and falshood enter a
race the lie appears to travel on a
thousand legs.
Pomotion is liable to tighten the
hatband of the most level-headed
individual.
Man may build a windmill; but
the Lord must raise the breezes.
1t is easier to lay out a scheme
than to land an angel.
A faint heart never provoked a
breach of promise suit.
Health brings happiness to all save
the doctor.
Poverty is often the balance wheel
of virtue.-New York American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
FORFEITURE NOTICE.

To James McDonough and to
Chas. w. Gates and to their
heirs, executors. administrators
and assigns:
You and each of o will
please take notice that your CO.
owner, Ed. Pursell, has expended
during the year 1912, the sum of
three hundred twenty-five dollars
for labor and improvements upon
the following lode mining claims
situated in an Unknown Mining Dis
trict, White Pine County, Nevada,
located known and recorded as the
McDonough Clay Bed No. l, Nc
Donough Clay Bed No. 2 and Nc
Donough Clay Bed No. 3, and more
particularly described in the certi-
ficates of location thereof which are
recorded in the office of the County
Recorder of said County of White
Pine in the Records of Mining
Locations thereof in Book so at
pages 1861. 49S-99 and Book g.,
pages 24-25 respectively and refer
ence to said certificates is hereby
made for all the particulars thereby
shown. All of said claims consti-
tute one contiguous group and are
situated about five miles east of the
Town of East Ely in said County
and State. Said work was done and
improvements made as the annual
assessment work upon said claims for
the said year of 1912 in order to hold
the same under the laws of the
United States and the State of Ne
vada. If within ninety days after
the personal service of this notice, or
the service of the same by publica-
ton as required by law you or either
of you shall fail or refuse to con-
tribute your proportion of the above
expenditure. to-wit, the sum of one
hundred dollars for each of you, your
interest and the interest of both
of you in said claims and each and
every OF them shall be and become
the property of the undersigned,
your co-owner, who has made the
said required expenditures.
Dated April 10, 1913.
ED. PURSELL.
First Publication April 20, 1879
LAST Publication July 27, 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
The Auto Bug.

He always goes up hill on high
And never has to stop;
He's going twenty when he starts
And fifty DER the top.
His lighting tank ne'er bothers him
One tank lasts him a year;
And so. you see. he hasn't got
This one expense to fear.
He doesn't use much gasoline,
He makes a gallon do
To carry him for twenty miles
And may be twenty-five.
lie is an expert driver and
Just cannot lose his polse.
He never worries when he hears
An unaccustomed noise.
In all the years he owned his car,
He's never bought a tire,
But he's no genius, is this man
He's Just a ommon liar.
Herald Republican
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
The Wrong Kind.

A strapping German, with big
beads of Precipitation streaming down
his face, was darting in and out
among the aisles of a department
store.
His excited actions attracted the
attention of all the salespeople, and
they hardly knew what to make IL 1t.
A hustling young man of the cloth
ing department walked up and ask
ed.
Are you looking for something In
mems ciothing?"
No." he roared, mot mems CLOTH
ing; vimmin's clothing. | can't find
my wife,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
The Little Girl Explains.

! don't quite understand tt
How babies come to be,
For Willie Smith says he was found
Out in their hollow tree,
And Jennie Mason's grandma
Who's old and ought to know,
Says, God Just wills to send you
And all you do is grow
But that don't just explain it,
And all the neighbors say
That Doctor Drown brought baby
Joe
And %Jennie's sister May.
And here | am adopted
Which doesn't seem to be
Like any way I've heard before,
Their stories don't agree.
Another thing that bothers me,
I'd really like to know
If mama's always cared for me
As much as baby Joe.
! asked her that the other day
When baby cried. and she
Said God sent little Joe to her
But she went after me-"
And so she must, have loved me,
But still she didn't say
Just where she went to get me
Nor why / came that way.
But ! believe God meant me
For mama anyway,
And left me with a neighbor
Cause che was out that day.
-Rescue Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Two in One.

A lank youth entered a general
store to order some groceries. He
was II years old and was passing
through that stage of adolescence
during which a boy seems all hands
and feet, and his vocal organs. rap
Idly developing. are wont 10 cause his
voice to undergo sudden and involun-
tary changes from high treble to low
bass.
In an authoritative rumbling bass
voice he demanded OF the busy clerk:
Give me a al of corn" (then, his
voice suddenly changing to 2 shrill
~falsetto, he continued) and a sack of
four"
"Well, don't be in a hurry. can't
wait on both of you at once" snap
ped the clerk.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Who Mas He?

The proud father. to whom a col
lege education had been denied, met
his daughter at the train on her re-
turn from college.
But, Helen" he said, aren't you
unusually fat?"
Yes, dad" she replied; Il weigh
one hundred and forty pounds strip
ped for gym"
The father looked dazed for a
moment and then demanded: "Who
in the thunder is Jim?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Scenery In Paris.

some" says the Times Paris
correspondent, were seen wearing a
green butterfly high up OF the ankle,
while others had embroidered birds
of paradise and notices. The con-
test for the most appropriate motto
hereby is declared closed.-New
York Mail.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
SUMMONS.

In te Ninth Judicial District Court of
the State of Nevada.
Laurenia Cameron, Plaintiff VS..
Wallace Cameron, Defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within ten days after the SER
vice upon you of this summons If
served in White Pine County or
within forty days If served else
where. exclusive of the day of SER
vice, and defend the ab~ove-entitled
action.
This action is brought to recover a
Judgment dissolving the bonds OF
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff.
Dated May 9, A. ID. 1918.
f. ID. OLDFIELD,
(Seal) Clerk Of Said Court.
VIM. Mcknight,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
FORFEITURE NOTICE.
Ely. White Pine County, Nevada.
To c. w. Krick, youI heirs, execu-
tors. administrator or assigns:


tors, administrators or assigns:
You are hereby notified that your CO.
during the years 1911 n 1912,
$4,000 in labor and improvements
upon and for h benefit Of the
Hattie No. 4 Hattie No. s, Hattie No 6.
No: . lode mines or mining claims.
sessment work required by law for sai6
years. Said mining claims being situated
in White Pine County. State Of Nevada.
are of record in the Office of the County
Recorder of said County and State. in
the records of Mining Locations as fol-
lows:
Hattie No. |. in Book No. II of Mining
Locations at Pages 210 and 211: Hattie
No. 2 in Book II of Mining Locations
b Book aas No. II II a OF Mining aiai Halls Hoeat Mo; : at
Pages zig: Hattie No. 4 in Book II of
Mining Locations at Pages az and sls:
No. 6 in Book No. II of Mining Loca-
lions at Page 214;. Hattie No. In
Book No; Il Mining Locations at Pages
of Mining Locations at Pages 215 and
ZIG: Hattie No. 3 in Book No. IL of
Mining Locations at Page ZIG. That
such expenditure was made by the
said William Lowe under the provisions
of Section 2324 of the Revised Statutes
OF the United States and the amend
ment thereto approved January %
1850. as enacted by the Congress of the
United States concerning annual labor
upon mining claims and being the
amount required to hold said claims or
lodes for the period ending December
31st of each year. And IL within ninety
days from the date of personal service
upon you or within ninety days from
the date of service by publication
thereof, you fail to provide your
proportion of said expenditure as CO.
unpaid balance for the undivided one
third interest of said mining claims for
the year 1911, and $4,000 for your un-
divided one-third interest in said min
ing claims for the year 1912, making
a total of $4,000 unpaid for said years.
your interest in the above described
claims, being an undivided one-third
thereof, will become the property of
said William Lowe. your
who has made the required expenditure
by the terms of said Section and ac-
cording to law.
WILLIAM LOWE.
1First Publication April -. 1879
CLast Publication July 6, 1915
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Stung.

pink. I'm afraid you are wasting
your time brushing my hat. I don't
seem to have anything smallerst than
a $40 BILL
Il kin change dat all right, boss"
Then you don't need the tip. SO
long, Pink."-Chicago Tribune.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Consistency.

ooh, I couldn't love hint
"Winy not?a
"He wears a wigi The very idea.
Then the dear creature removed
two rats, some puffs. a eoronet braid,
a pompadour and a switch, and sat
down to peruse a novel.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Embarrassing.

DO you ever see the PRESIDENT"
asked Willie of his uncle who lived
in Washington.
yes; nearly every day" was the
reply.
"And does he ever see your"
queried the little fellow.-Chicago
News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Probably.

''Caruss's doctor says that the
great tenor has musical bones. that
a tap on his knuckles b.ings forth a
musical note"
'Ill bet a tap on his los would
bring forth a musical note or So
Houston Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Good Reading for Sunday


Seated one day at the organ,
] was weary and Ill at ease,
And my fingers wandered idly
over the noisy keys.
I know not what | was playing
Or what | was dreaming then,
But ! struck one chord OF music
Like the sound of a great amen.
1t flooded the crimson twilight
Like the close of an angels psalm,
And it lay on my fevered spirit
With a touch of infinite calm.
II united pain and SORROW
Like love overcoming strife.
1t seemed the harmonious echo
From our diseordant life.
It linked perplexing meanings
Into one perfect peace
And trembled away into silence.
As if il were loath 10 cease.
| have sought. but ] seek it yainly.
That one lost chord divine
Which came from the soul OF the
organ
And entered into mine.
II may be thar death S bright angel
viii speak in that chord again.
II may be that only in heaven
] shall hear that grand Amen.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Tahnoed Subject.

Speaking of those campaign
funds"
Let us not do So" replied the
man who had subscribed. There is
no use of looking last years band
wagon In the taximeter Washing
ton Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Intensive Education.

Teacher. Il am going to send for
mother, Johnny, and show her what
a shocking composition you brought
in today"
Johnny. AL right. Send fer her
i don't care. She wiote it. any
way
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

whats the matter old top
"Lumbago."
II have a remedy wish you'd
try"
"I1l put your remedy on my wait
ing list. At my present rate of pro-
gress I'll get to II in about two
years"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Some Mistake.

The best time of the year to come
here (Winnipeg) is the spring. and
any girl not having friends in the
city would do we'll to stay al tie
Y. NJ. c. A.''-Overseas Daily Mail.
We are surprised. - London
Punch.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Mistaken Identity

ihey say, Cnafl1e, tndt the love
between twins is something far be-
yond ordinary fraternal Affection
that a mar will suffer any mount
for his twin. You have a twin
brother, so you ought to know if this
is true. How is 1t?
You mean suffer things Wiling
ly?"
"of course. Why do you ask
that9"
well, sometimes a fellow will
suffer for another when he doesn't
want to-"
Il don't understand YOU"
IT'S this way: I'm fond of Dan
just as you say twins are, but |
want you 10 understand one thing
the next time Dan gets sick and has
to go to a hospital | propose to LET
] the doctors and The nurses take care
of him."
Something unpleasant must have
happened while nan was in the nos
pital last summer
We'll. l should smile
Smile, then, and tell the story. .
Well. not long after the surgeons
had been carving Dan went 20 see
him. The door of the hospital being
open. l walked in. expecting to see
a ~janitor or somebody connected
with the institution who'd show he
to Dams room. NOBODY being around
just then, | walked to the real of the
building. looking for an attendant.
Suddenly | heard a woman's
voice:
Heavens! There's my patient
walking about delirious." There was
a smash OF croekery, and. turning,
! saw a nurse looking at me with
horror. a heap of broken dishes at
her feet. which she had just dropped
from a tray Another nurse came
out of a door, and the two made a
dive for me.
I'm a peaceable fellow and can be
led like a lamb, especially by a wo-
man or ven two ONE if they are
pretty, and both of Those were. but
I'll be jinged If | could stand having
each one of them seize me by a wrist
and attempt to force ms up a stair
way. resisted. One OF them step
ped to an electric brtton and press
ed 1t. 1t must have sounded a gen.
eral alarm, for "A man attendant
came from one direction and anoth-
er from another. and the nurse
who'd dropped the dishes said:
Take him up 10 No. II. When !
up, dressed and came downstairs. I'll
get discharged for this. Heavenl
There comes the house surgeon, Put
him in here
do you know. those two buffers
Just picked me MP and hustled me
into a o close by, while ] kicked
and struck out like a maniac. They
put me on a bed, and one of them
held me down b. main force While
the other rushed out for something.
The nurse-my nurse, you know
poured ONT funny tasting stuff
down my throat.
Just at that moment something
popped into my head. ] wondered
why ! handn't thought of Ii before.
They they had mistaken me for Dan.
See here, o people, you're
barking up the wrong tree, aren't
yon? Do you think I'm Dan
Malone?"
Funny remarked one of the
men. how people who are off their
heads always think they're some one
else
"'You blankety blank fools. You
go to Dams room and sec if you
don't find him there. I'm his twin
brother. ] came TO see him.
The two nurses began to look at
each other. the two men pricked up
their ears, and then my nurse said to
the other one:
Run up and see.
so she did and in a minute came
back into the room with a grin On
her face that looked like the cat
thar ate the canary.
Hes safe in bed she giggled.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Lucky Meeting.

Angry Investor. well, I've been
u and seen that building lot !
bought of you
Real Estate Man. You're just the
chap l want TO see. What does IL
look e?"-Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Depends on the College.

Does a college education pay"
II should say 1t does, Look at the
important posts within the last two
months. Detroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

Willie. My father put down a
disturbance last night"
Billie. rs that right?"
Willie. Yes. he ate a Welsh
rabbit. "-Younkers Statesman.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
How IL Is Done,

Owner. "What'll II cost to repair
this car of mine?"
Garage Proprietor. What ais
it,"
Owner. Il don't know"
Garage Proprietor. "Thirty-four
dollars and sixty-fve cents Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Her Comment.

The Greens are going TO Europe
for the summer"
Isn't it awful what people will do
to let other people know they've got
money ?"-Detroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
The Patriotic Spirit.

The Patriotic Spirit.
Tommy has parted with half of his
toe
Trying to see why a fuse wouldn't
Helen has scorched all her fiounces
Caught from a f%irecracker tossed in
her way;
Bobby's toy pistol exploded, alas,
Bobby is now in the invalid class
Many a kid in similar fix.
Due to the Spirit of '76.
All of us long for the morrow to
come;
Mother is nursing a burn on her
thumb,
Fido is under the sofa upstairs,
Tabby has gone to the woods for re-
pairs,
Odors of liniment float on the breeze,
Rockets are soaring high over the
trees
Somebody's sure to be hit with the
sticks,
Lo! It's the Spirit of 70.
Nina Irving. n. Y. American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Not Zig enough 10 Go Round.

zone numbered ways to cook an
egg read Mrs. Newlywed from a
new cook book. "Oh, dear. ! can
cook this egg only oncet"-Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

A Toast.
To vomankind ! raise mine stein,
Und trink away der bubbles.
She is der cause of care and strife,
Der greatest foolishness in life,
IND himmel, such a troubles,
Choost men residing only,
We all would feel a great release.
Nit quietness, und rest und peace
Ach du lieber' ii would be lonely,
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
WISE N
DO you believe in ghosts?"

do YOU believe in ghosts?"
NO, suh," replied Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley; Il take special care not to
believe in 'em, cause / understand
dat seem is believin' an | don't
want to see none. Washington
Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

Ross. Where do you intend to
spend the summer"
Hicks. In an overcoat. from the
present weather outlook New
York Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

4 canoe is a good thing if you
have it anchored upon the lawn and
are using Ii as a flower box.-Chi-
cago Record-Hearld..
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03
Hidden Plot.

Jones-"Well. Smithy, how did
you like the snow last night?'
Smitn-"Oh. fair"
Jones="What was the plot"
Smith-"Don't know. Think i,
was between the author and the man
anager to get two dollars out of the
audience."-Life.
Getting Even.
The late William T. Stead was in
Turkey once and was received by the
Sultan.
The Sultan wanted to give Stead "a
present and offered him a fire Jew.
eled cigarette case. Stead didn't
smoke cigarettes. hut he did want
2 jeweled cigar case tho Sultan had.
He tried automatically to make the
exchange, but couldn't The Sultan
wanted Stead to have the cigarette
case.
Very we'll" said Stead. 81 will
take the case. bat only on the con.
dition that ! may be allowed TO make
yomr Highness a present in return"
The Sultap consented.
In telling the story Stead said
Il got even with him. l ave him a
jeweled fountain pen ard lie can't
write."-Saturday Evening Fost.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

Some play the devil, and then
write a novel.-Byron.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

Remember, it is the early bird
that catches the worm. 1t wouldn't
if the worm wasn't silly enough 10
be early. too."-Baltimore Ameri-
can.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

Certainly Nothing Else.
What the m~atter?"
Gold or something in my head"
Must be a cold. old man."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

\ professor of the University of
Berlin has discovered that parika is
a substitute for whisky. Now it only
remains to md somebody who wants
Sun.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-03

4 wish ] had a fairy tale to read.
Here's the seed catalogue.
Washington Herald.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-06-28
PHILIPPINES Lee
TURES MONDAY

]. C. Muerman, a rural school Spe-
cialist in the United States bureau of
education, will deliver two lectures at
the university summer school Monday.
One lecture will be given at $50
o'clock in the auditorium and will be
open to the public. 1t will be on the
subject of educational methods in the
Philippines.
Mr.. Muerman is we'll known in
Moscow, having at one time been su
perintendent of the Moscow public
schools Since then he has travelled
extensively throughout Europe and the
Orient. He spent five years in the
Philippines in the employ of the Uni
ted St;Ves government as superin-
tendent of schools. Mr. Muerman is
lecturing at all of the summer schools
in the west.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-06-28
NEGRO CONVICTED
GUMSHCE EVIDENCE

In the case of the state against L.
Stafford, the negro porter who was
arrested last week for selling liquor
on the Northern Pacific train between
Kendrick and Troy, Probate Judge
Morgareidge this morning pronounced
the defendant guilty and levied fine
of $3.50 against him. Attorney VIM.
E. Lee for the defense filed a notice
of appeal The case will be appealed
to the district court on the grounds
that the evidence was not sufficient
for conviction and that the probate
court did not have jurisdiction of the
offence. For the sale of liquor in pro-
hibition territory the state law pro-
vides a maximum fine of $500. The
probate court has not jurisdiction to
hear and determine cases involving
fines of more than $500. This point
will undoubtedly bring into issue the
question of whether or not Latah
county is legally prohibition territory.
If it is, as the defense will endeavor
to establish, then there was VIOLA
ton Of the prohibition law and the
probate court exceeded it's jurisdiction
in determining the case against the
defendant. On the other hand, if the
territory in which the liquor was sold
is not legally dry, the defendant was
merely guilty of selling liquor with~
)ut a license.
The evidence in the case was col
ected by Prosecuting Attorney Nisbet
and a special deputy, G. Douglas,
who made personal application for
liquor on the train and was supplied
With it by the defendant
Upon filing a $500 appeal bond the
legro was released.
During the trial of the case this
morning the attorney for the defendant
eferred to the special deputy largely
lpon whose evidence Stafford was
onvicted, as a "gumshoe official"