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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-07-01

Centerville, KY, June %, 1913.

We do not know what paper publish
ed the article regarding Judge Denis
Dundon, but we have heard of it. If
it is possible we will secure copy Of
the article referred to above and pub
lish it in the next issue of the News.
EDITOR.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-07-01
FRUIT JUICE AND WATER.

Grape Juice, Ginger All, Appolin-
airs, water and everything to keep you
cool
1t c. COOK & co.
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BICYCLES AND SUPPLIES.

We have fine line of bicycles and
all kinds of supplies. BoysA let us at
tend to your bicycle troubles.
(24-4t) LAWN & CONNELL.
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Can't Keep It Secret.

The splendid work of Chamberlain s
Tablets is daily becoming more wide
ly known. No such grand remedy for
stomach and liver troubles has ever
been known. For sale by all dealers
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The worlds largest bucket dredge
was recently launched in Scotland for
use at the entrance of the Suez canal
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CLEARANCE SALE

Frank & Co.'S big Summer sale De
gins Saturday, July 5th.
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REM NANT TABLE

1t Frank & Co.'s will be full OF
d. irable materials in short lengths
t! sale. Begins July 5th.
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SUBSCRIBER SEEKS lNFORMA-
TON.

Editor Bourbon News
Some time last fall there was pub
lished in some Frankfort paper or a
paper published in an adjoining county
to Franklin county, criticism on
Judge Denis Dundon, as presiding
officer of the County Judges conven-
ton held in Frankfort. Will you tell
us what paper it was in and will you
publish said article in the Bourbon
News.
A SUBSCRIBER.
Centerville, Ky, June 20, 1913.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-07-01
SILK DRESSES

At greatly reduced prices at Frank |
& Co.'s midsummer sale, beginnin |
July 9Th.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-07-01
CALIcOES 5 CENTS.

Best grades at Frank & Co.'s mid
summer sale, July 5.
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DaNMzzve
{" HAS THE BEST
N OF ALL LINES MADE

HOUSE FURNISH
HNSSo
If yOu want to get
the beStat the 1OweSC
oriCe. see my stock
of hOuse-furr1iShfngS
Save you money:
IL. HINTON.
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Aduice to the
:: Louelorn :;
FOLLOW YOUR BENT
" .SiS S{f7 M az S{32 Y{f1N5M7S

FOLLOW YOUR BENT
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
am "a young business woman
: of twenty-five, and intend to get
married in the very near future to
a gentlemen one year my. senior.
! have up to this time helped
support our large family and now
have my parents settled comfort .
ably. As l earn a very good sal
ary. desire to work for a few
years after my marriage to help
my husband pay on home OF our
! own. My fiance objected strongly .
to this at first, but I being deter
mined, he finally consented II l.
would secure q position In the
same office as himself, he having
a responsible position with the
firm. We intend to go housekeep-
ing and employ 4 servant to take
care OF the house. My husband
could support me. but love the
business world, having been used
to 1t, and would much rather
work than keep house. We both
love children, and wish to ask
If you think this fact would make
me discontented with work after
i am married. ANXIOUS.
Continue in your business life II yo'
re happiest in that, trusting to th
uture and your mutual love to maxi
'ou more contented with remaining a
lome. That 1t Will come to that
lave no doubt. Love. husband an,
'abies always bring this happy resul
n due time.
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uentleS ana a. SWocL bcotif, <Iho WAcA
they see a real sugar plum of q hus-
band that has been left lying un-
guarded around the house they are
sometimes tempted to steal 1t.
Good housekeepers are divided as
to whether husbands should be
skinned OF not before preserving.
Some hold that the first thing to do
with husband is to peel off its bank
roll, contending that 1t Is easier to
keep 1t that way. while others argue
that separating a husband from its
small change is all that is necessary
and that II you remove all of its long
green from it 1t is apt to sour on you
and ferment.
As both processes are successful 1t
seems to be a matter of Individual
skill with the housewife. so the
young wife may take her choice OF
methods
The husband is now ready for the
last process OF preserving. The old
way, In vogue in our mothers times,
was to salt it down in brine. This
was done by a housewife keeping on
tap large supply of tears which she
poured over her husband morning,
noon and night until he was as sticky
ord aa1f az a Re~ ~ ood7ah
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Listen, Joe! If you do this, I'm
through with you. l quit"
Carson was undismayed by the
threat
If this goes through he countered.
'we'n all quit That's why I'm doing
II. I'm sick of the game"
He turned to the work in hand with
increased energy.
Come, you. Griggs and Red, and
push that desk down bit SO that I
can stand on IT" The two men bent
to the task, needless of Mary's frantic
protest
No. no, no! no, no. Joel"
Red. however. suddenly straight
ened from the desk and stood motion
less. listening. He made a slight
kissing noise that arrested the atten-
tion of the others and held them in
moveless silence.
# hear something" he whispered
He went to the keyhoie of the door
leading into the passage. Then he
whispered again, And it's coming
this way
At the words. Carson snapped his
fingers. The room was plunged in
darkness
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husband did however
of salt.
To
who a
to
irn amount o
a
q a
n
fail
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Jokes.

Highlander was one day brought
before his chief being accused of
sheep stealing. The crime being fully
proved. Donald was sentenced to be
hanged. In those days criminal was
allowed to choose the tree on which
he was to be hanged. Donald was
therefore asked to name the tree of
his choice.
"Oich.. oichr' he said, she would
like to be hang on a grossart (goose-
berry, bush"
But a grossart bush is not half
large enough for that was the reply.
"oh, oich," answered Donald. but
she's in nae hurry; she'll just wait
tilt grows
/ Father wanted to test the generous
nature OF his son. SO as the boy was
going to church one morning he said:
Here, Benny, is a dime and a
penny. You may put whichever you
please In the contribution box
When he returned his father asked
Wnlch coin ne mad gwen Benny Ie-
piled:
Well, papa, it was this way. The
preacher said the Lord loved a cheer
full giver, and knew I could give a
penny good deal more cheerfulIy
than could give dime. so I put the
penny in." -.
X
A reverend canon of the Anglican
church relates that on one occasion it
fell to his lot to marry his footman to
his cook. The footman would per-
sist throughout the service in putting
his finger to his forehead every time
his master addressed him, in accord.
anoe with custom, The reverend gem
tleman. demonstrated in an undertcne:
Don't touch your forehead. John.
but say the words after me-" Then,
aloud. wilt thou take this woman to
be thy welded wtde?" etc.
John. bearing in mind the canon's.
hint, replied. "After you, sir" and the
assembled friends burst into laughter.
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act INDEPENDENTLY

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
I've kept company with a young
lady for the last year and we
loved each other dearly.
The last day We were together
she acted to me better than any
other day before.
On the following day she sent a
friend to tell me that she Is keep
ing company with another and
she doesn't care to keep company
with me. How can I win her
back again. as love her? x z.
The heart of maid is so pervers,
that you stand better chance of win
ming her back by letting some othe,
girl console you than by fretting ovel
her. Try it
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-02
DESERVED HIS TIP

A gentleman who frequently visited
ireland generally stopped and dined
at the same hotel In Cork.
On his arrival one day he perceived
a written notice on the. looking glass
in the luncheon room, which ran as
follows:
+ Strangers are particularly re-
quested not to give any money to the
walters. as attendance is charged for
In the BILL
THE waiter who had attended on
him at dinner, seeing him reading this
notice, said:
"Oh. mister, sure that don't concern
you In any way. Your honor was
never made a stranger of In this
hotel"
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The Head Waitress
With the Steady Customer Makes the Air Chilly.
By HANK

in law with a face full of fringes,. and
every time he kisses me feel like q
lost babe in the woods. Well. here's
your check. Maybe II you smile
sweetly at Marie she'll speak to you.
but doubt it.
How do you do. Marie2' remarked
the Steady Customer. pleasantly. as
he approached the cashiers desk. I'm
sorry II hurt your feelings"
There's your change said Marie;
please move along. you're keeping
others waiting on the line"
Br-r-r-r, but the weather has
changed cold" said the Steady Gus
toner as he went out
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TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

am "a years old and have
been engaged to a girl about two
years. She is also corresponding
with another, and has this gentle
mans picture in every room in
the house. I would. Hike to know
very much for what purpose she
Is doing this. She is always fair
with me when I am with her, and
seems to be inclined to be jealous
OF me when I speak of some other
girl friends. D. B.
A collection of photographs of pret.
ty girls will do more to cure her thar
accusations and protests. am sorry
she does this. Love is too precious to
be risked losing in this manner.
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hut YoU MUST NOT

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX.
/ am a young man OF 25, and
dearly love a cousin four years
my junior.
Should I gain her love in return
for mine / would feel decidedly
contented. Please advise me how
am to gain her love-. M. A. c.
First cousins should not marry. She
doesn't love you. Don't try to gain
her love, to her eternal sorrow Be
man enough to keep your love Sc
cret from her. and try for your own
sake to overcome it
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FULLY DESCRIBED By oLIvETTE

ERE
ri nger The outworn
settled will
great blessing.
quite long at the back and cut at the front V that
modified
the seam trimmed in buttons grouped either side the
match the spngs The front
white liberty
white which of
The
tafeta and finished broad
plain band
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HE CERrAINLY WILL

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
/ am deeply In love with q
young man with whom / have
been keeping company Tor over a
year saw him every night COM
ing from business. but now this
young man has changed his posi-
tfon and I haven't seen him for
some time. Do you think II this
young man cares Tor me. he will
write? L. s.. e.
II he cares for you he will not lose
sight Of YOU I am little afraid
that his silence indicates growing
co0Iness.
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NO
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

met young man six years
my senior and I am deeply In love
with him. and / know that he
thinks quite good deal of me.
. AS we are third cousins. I would
! like to know II 1t would be proper
for US to get married. l have.
been acquainted with him two
days. MILDRED.
A third cousin Is such remote re.
lationship that the tie rs not bar.
rier to marriage. But you know hin
only two days! It is for this reason
say No" Two years is none too long
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-02
xxHnARIE is sure mad at you." said
M the Head Waitress to the
Av4 Steady Gust nnaar as he grabbed

<<RWARIE is sure mad at you." said
M the Head Waitress to the
- Steady Customer. as he grabbed
a handful OF paper napkins in the
Cafe. d'Enfant. "she says she won't
ever speak to you again for spreading
that story about her being stuck on q
mounted cop
the Steady Customer. Il just heard It
and kidded her about IT. Some people
can't stand little kidding"
HER BLONDE SISTER
That's true" said the Head Walt
ress. but. then, Marie is very serisi-
tive .girL All blondes are sensitive.
rye got blonde sister. and she's so
sensitive that she almost broke up the
moving picture show the other night
by weeping out loud at all the sad
pictures"
II went to a moving picture show
at New Rochelle last night" said the
Steady Customer. zone of those shows
where they have imitation vaudeville
between pictures. Two banjo players
came on the stage. One OF them
looked like bar tender and the other
needed shave so badly that his
face cast shadow on his dress shirt
front. heard some people behind
me talking about them. One woman
declared they were fine looking fell
lows and had good features. I
couldn't understand that because the
features Of one OF them was all COW
cred over with bristles: Then her
companion remarked that they looked
like two nice looking young men
they had seen eating cheese sand
wiches. in an Owl wagon. never
saw anybody yet who could look good
and eat cheese sandwich at the
same time"
THE NEW MUsTACHES
Some people ain't got no idea OF
beauty said the Head Waitress. Il
seen lovely young girl the other
day gushing all over high collared
bloke with q thousand logger on his
upper lip. / never could stand for
no man with one OF them eyebrow
mustaches, and / can't see. no beauty
In it, at all"
TN the old days every man had a
mustache and beard replied the
Steady Customer.
That was because there wasn't no
safety razors and no BARRIERS" said
the Head Waitress. I've got q brother
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-02
CERTAINLY NOT

Ol1Co z111GE ~
have had many girl and boy
friends and they all acted nice
until one time they all played
false. Now, should break
friendship with all OF them and
stay home without friends?
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And grow sour, suspicious and cyni-
cal? Certainly not. Go out and make
more friends and be quite sure that
none of the blame of unfaithfulness
Hes at your door,
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Contiausd Tomorrow
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meetings at MONDAY ana at night, or.
iiceseckers flying about in automo-
biles, walls covered with pictures OF
candidates, hand-bills scattered in the
streets to swirl in the wild March
winds, and men quarreling over
whether Clayton or Ellsworth should
be mayor, Kittrell had to draw a po-
litical cartoon each day; and as he
struggled with his work, less and less
the old joy came to cheer and spur
him on. To read the ridicule, the
abuse, which the Telegraph heaped
on Clayton, the distortion OF facts con-
cerning his candidature, the unfair
reports of his meetings, sickened him.
and more than all, he was filled with
disgust as he tried to match in carica-
ture these libels OF the man he SO
loved and nonored.. 1t was bad enough
to have to fiatter Clayton's opponent,
to picture him as noble, disinterest-
ed character. ready to sacrifice him
self for the public veal. Into his pic
lures of this man, attired in the long
black coat of conventional respectable
ity, with the Snug face OF pharisaism,
he could get nothing but cant and hy-
pocrisy; but in his caricatures OF
Clayton there was that which panied
him worse-disloyalty, untruth, and
now and then, to the discerning few
who knew the tragedy OF kittrelPs
soul, there was pity. And thus his
work declined in value; lacking all sim
cerity, all faith in itself or its purpose,
it became false, uncertain, full OF jar
ring notes, and, in short, never once
rang true. AS for Edith, she never
discussed his work now; she spoke OF
the campaign little, and yet he knew
she was deeply concerned, and she
grew hot with resentment at the
methods of the Telegraph. Her only
consolation was derived from the
Post, which, of course, supported
Clayton; and the final drop Of bitter
ness in kittrells cup of woe came one
evening when he realized that she was
following with sympathetic interest
the cartoons in that paper.
For the Post had a new cartoonist,
Banks, a boy whom Hardy had picked
up somewhere and was training to
the work Kittrell had laid down. 10
K!ttrell there was cruel fascination
in the progress Banks was making;
he watched it with critical, profess
sional eye, at first with amusement,
then with surprise, and now at last, In
the discovery of Ediths interest, with
a keen jealousy of which he was
ashamed.
Meanwhile Clayton was gaining
ground. It was less than two weeks
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1913-08-14

before election. The campaign waxed
forces opposed to him foresaw defeat,
they became ugly In spirit, and desper-
ate.
One morning at breakfast, as Edith
read the Telegraph, kitrell saw the
tears well slowly in her brown eyes.
"Oh," she said, 1T is shameful"
She clenched her little fists. "Oh il
| were only q man I'd" She could
not in her impotent feminine rage say
what she would do; she could only
grind her teeth. Kittrell bent his
head over his plate: his coffee choked
him.
Dearest" she said presently, in an.
other tone, tell me, how is he? DO
you-ever see him? Will he VIM"
mo, never see him. But he'll win;
l wouldn't worry"
That afternoon, in the car, he heard
no talk but of the election; and down
town, In cigar store where he
stopped for cigarettes, he heard some
men talking mysteriously, in the hoi.
low voice OF rumor, OF some sensation,
some scandal. It alarmed him, and as
he went into the office he met Man
ming, the Telegraph's political man
Tell me. Manning" Kittrell said,
how does 1t look?"
Damn bad for US"
For us?"
We'll, for our mob of burglars and
second-story workers here-the gang
we represent" He took cigarette
from the box kittrell was opening.
And will he VIM"
will he VIM" said Manning, ex-
haling the words on the thin level
stream of smoke that came from his
lungs. will he win? In walk,
tell you. He's got 'em beat to a stand
still right now. That's the dope"
But what about this story Of"
Jaw, that's all a pipe-dream OF
Burns Pm running it in the morn
ing, but it's nothing; it's shine.
They're big fools to print it. But it's
their last card; they're desperate.
They won't stop at anything, or at any
crime. except those requiring courage.
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Burns Is In there with Benson now;
SO is Salton, and old man Glenn, and
the rest of the bunco family. They're
framing it up. When saw old Glenn
60 in, with his white whiskers,
knew the widow and the orphan were
in danger again, and that he was going
bravely to the front for 'em. Say,
that young Banks is comm, isn't he?
That's a peach, that cartoon OF his to.
night"
kittrell went on down the hall to
the art room to wait until Benson
should be free. But 1t was not long
until he was sent for, and as he en-
tered the managing editors room he
was instantly sensible of the somber
atmosphere OF a grave and solemn
council of war. Benson introduced him
to Glenn, the banker, to Salton, the
party boss, and to Burns, the presi-
dent of the street car company; and
as Kittrell sat down he looked about
him, and could scarcely repress a
smile as he recalled Manning's esti-
mate of Glenn. The old man sat
there, as solemn and unctuous as ever
he had in his pew at church. Benson,
red of face, was more plainly per-
turbed but Salton was as reserved, as
immobile, as inscrutable as ever, his
narrow, pointed face, with its vulpine
expression, being perhaps paler than
usual. Benson had on his desk be-
fore him the cartoon Kittrell had fin
ished that day.
"Mr. Kittrell," Benson began, we've
been talking over the political situa-
ton, and l was showing these gentle
men this cartoon. 1t isn't, fear, in
your best style; 1t lacks the force, the
argument, we'd like just at this time.
That isn't the Telegraph Clayton, Mr..
Kittrell." He pointed with the amber
stem of his pipe. Not at all. Clayton
is strong, smart, unscrupulous, dan
gerous man! We've reached crisis
in this campaign; If we can't turn
things in the next three days, we're
lost, that's all; we might as we'll face
1t. Tomorrow we make an important
revelation concerning the character OF
Clayton, and we want to follow 1t up
the morning after by cartoon that
will be sumner, clincher. We have
discussed 1t here among ourselves,
and this Is our idea"
Benson drew a crude, bald outline,
indicating the cartoon they wished
Kittrell to draw. The IDEA was so
coarse, so brutal, so revolving, that
Kittrell stood aghast, and, as he stood,
he was aware of Salton's little eyes
fixed on him. Benson waited; they all
waited.