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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-10

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$500.
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-10
metau. marlt
Npri. 8. Wosember.

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-10
Gbiesao, 8. Houembsr 1918.

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8ufulr. - S4neias $4,000, HiRssiet
900, S6afe rne 2hmrsY 5000
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-10
81 o6erre Mutter.

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fcten; MO mog.n iie fsin2"
gr: Die iinc NIT Der 9drtnerin
ouf ben groBen SpielplaB aeeaHaeu;
fed 1ir nur 5ur Siherheit bic p5os
tcgraphien ein!"
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-10


Die nmiate im hieiisen Glearimebsafs
tsftefeu I'D aeute auf On, ,760 600. lie lin.
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gcrl etne Teyef6e. suonoh Der 1sroieaii
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aut 317U. 900 metro belief. Wan erwaytsf
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Oiebmartte.

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oehenben . Wc@en tparen fpie frlgt:
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-10
ODus Welons1rH,


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q nberer Meiaurq.

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-11-10

Ginetnnati. 8. Rouembe, 1918.
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Nd nuy auf 3HsroS-IransastisaeK. Del
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Gut 2oaf 5.70t, pospbereb o.00e, CUBES 5.15c,
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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-07-18

~
A throe days stay at Gettys-
burg and vicinity over Sunday in
duces our quill -pusher to philoso-
phize as follows;
An editor Of : newspaper now
adays is supposed 10 know it all, "
about most any subject that you
can mention. Wherefore he is a
dullard who does not learn some
valuable lessons from the past
three years Of drouthy conditions,
which have been seyerer, probably,
in this and the contiguous coan-
ties Of Sully, Hughes and Stap-
ley, than anywhere else. The
great lesson to be learned by our
farmers, apparently, especially
those determined on raising wheat
and other small rains, is that Of
Scientific Farming. We would
psrticularize tho. k ssollows:
1. Soil analysis.
2. Crop rotation.
3. Regular and frequent distri-
button Of manure and all other
waste natfa,. IN ia the land that is
to be put into crop.
4. Conservation of moisture by
the damipg Of creeks and draws,
and the planting Of hedge-rows
and other windbreaks.
s. More work on the highways.
which will have tendency TO pro
mote tree growth: witness, the
abandoned railroad grade between
Forest City and Gettysburg.
8. Planting of more alfalfa ane
other long root crops; and lastly
TO reach the perfect number)
Z. Let the land rest every sew
enth year, BY summer-f following it
+ Most farmers already know thi
much, from their own experience
but TOO many in this and the afbre
said counties have been farming OF
the system Of amy old way"
Potter County IS all right
But sbiftless farming will lea,
u bankruptcy anywhere.
To the above enumeration
|should be added No. 8, viz: deel
tillage once in Eve or more years
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-07-18

Unsightly Face Spots are
cured by DR.. Hobson's Eczema
Ointment, which heals all skin
eruptions. No matter how long
you have been troubled by itching,
burning, or scaIy skin humors,
just puta little Of that soothing
antiseptic, DR.. Hobson's Eczema
Ointment, on the sores and the
suffering stops instantly. Heal
ing begins that very minute.
Doctors use it ia their practice
and recommend il. Mr.. Alleman,
of Littietown, Pa, says: Had
eczema on forehead; DIR. Hobson's
Eczema Ointment cured it ia two
weeks. Z. Guarxnteed to relieve or
money refunded. All druggists,
|or BY mail. Price toc. Pfeiffer
Chemical Co.. Philadelphia and
!St. Louis.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-07-18
FOREST CITY. POTTER g. So DAKOTA JULY ls 1918
SO that reservoir will be created.
to hold the rainfall.


MIR. E. 9. lssenhuth, of Red6eld.
who was recently appointed as a
member of the State Highway
Commission, has formally accept
ed his appointment in letter to
Governor Byrne. The Governor
made no mistake when he appoint
ell Mr.. Issenhuth on this commits
sion.
Mr.. lssenhnth was born in Iowa
May 2, 1858, and moved to Huron
s. D. in 1880. He was elected
county assessor In 81, and served
in that Office till 'S4. Later he
moved to Redfeld where he en-
gagged in the banking business. He
was also a member Of. the city
council for several years, where
he took q prominent part in the
business of the city of Redfield.
In 1906, OS and 10 he was elect
| ed to the lower branch Of the state
legislature where he served with
great distinction and was success
ful in getting several important
measures passed for the public
| good. Feb. 81 was the date of the
passage of the Good Roads Law,
| of which Mr.. Issenhuth was the
author, and this important meas
ure was the spark that really
opened the eyes of the citizens of
this state as to the value Of good
roads and the natural facilities
that South Dakota has for obtain
ling them at very low original ex-
pense and q decidedly low cost of
upkeep or maintenance. This bill
related to the control, supervision,
eonstruction, repairs and drainage
Of public highways. 8
On Oct. 26i1911 the first Good
Roads meeting was held at Aber-
deem, with Mr.. Issenhuth present,
and since that time it. has been
taken for granted that. Good
Roads meeting would not be a
success unless an address from Mr.
Issenhuth was scheduled on the
program, as he has collected such
q store of useful and interesting
information along these lines. A
year ago at a Good Roads session,
lit was unanimously agreed to cali
the road extending from Water
town to Belle Fourche, via Gettys-
burg and Forest City, the ''lssen-
huth Highway in honor of Mr..
Issenhnth, and as a token Of ap-
preciation of his wonderful work
in promoting the interest now tax.
en- by all citizens in the good road
movement. At q later session Mi
Issenhuth requested that the name
be changed to the .'Red and Yel
low Trail'' which was finally done
j The Good Roads movement ir
this state has certainly accomplish.
ed q tremendous amount Of work
in the short time that it has beer
lin operation. The work on the
road from Sioux Falls to Chamber
lain is nearly completed, also the
road from Milbank to Mobrid9e
A short time ago in the Black Hills
S27, 500 was spent on road foul
and onehalf miles in length. 1t il
q recognized fact that South Dako
ia will in a very short time b
known for its excellent highways.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-07-18

The new premium lists of the
1913 State Fair have been receiv-
ed at the secretary's office at
Huron and are being mailed out
as rapidly as possible. 1t is .
handsome book of over one hun
dred pages, with a two color cover
of the finest stock. The pages
measure four by nine and one
half inches, a radical change from
former years. The list contains
complete information concerning
the big exposition, premiums,
race meet purses, attractions, and
everything necessary to know.
Persons desiring copy Of the
premium list should address q
card at once to Sec. G. N.
McIlvaine, Huron, S. d. State,
Fair dates are Sept. 8-12, 1918.
Five thousand dollars worth Of
fireworks will be used BY The Pain
fireworks company Of America
each night Of the State Fair in
scores of beautiful pyrotechnic1
effects. This is by far the most
costly attraction ever engaged
by any State Fair in the country,
49, ter
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-07-18
81 so PER ANNuM
DRILL FOR OIL
is STARTED
Going Down at the Rate Of 100 Feet
or oyer Per Day.

A crowd Of sight-seers, includ-
ing representative of The Press,
estimated to have been at least
400 in number, gathered at the
Chas. Worth place last Sunday,
expecting to see drilling opera
tions commenced, also to see the
base ball game that it was report
ed would take place.
The first part of the program
did not come off. owing to the high
wind on Saturday preventing the
men from getting the smokestack
placed on the boiler. This task,
however, was accomplished Mon
day and drilling was begun
I he following morning. 1t
is expected that a depth Of 1000
feet will be reached in four or five
weeks.
An unusually large quantity Of
water is going to be required for
the drill, viz, large storage tank
filled daily. Besides two wagon
tanks full daily, two pumps, one
steam, connected with the engine
at the derrick, and windmill
pump, drawing water. from two
different wells, will be used to put
water into the large tank.
The base ball game was played
by Pembroke and German -Arti-
choke and resulted in favor of the
northern boys by a score Of %
to 4.
AS an Indication of the interest
being taken il de yelopnaeats here,
it is stated that a few ago days Mr.
Fox received word from Aberdeen
parties that they wished TO nego-
tiate with him for the location Of
the refinery in that city in case
oil was found.
Mr. Fox and his promoters have
placed all the necessary machinery
and other material on the ground,
and now it is understood that the
contractors are to get 50 per foot
for putting the hole down.
Connecticut western news., 1913-09-04
Battles in the Blood.

When any animal has a certain disease its body produces large quantities of the particular antituxin that will fight that disease. If the blood of this animal be introduced into another animal the lat ter will get the disease, but m a milder form, and will at the same time be stim- ulated to secret large quantities of the autitoxin. It is now capable of resist ing an attack by an army of powerful germs and becomes "lmmune" to the real disease.
 If it's blood be drawn and filtered to free it from red and white corpuscles the serum that is left is merely the watery part of the blood heavily charged with the antitoxins of that disease. This injected into the blood of person suffering from it re.enforces the antitox. ins already there and speedily routs the enemy by neutralizing the poisons that the toxic germs are liberatinR.
 Serum is prepared in two ways-one by taking it from the blood of another animal, the other by culture from the blood of the patient himself.
 There are only one or two diseases that can be cured by medicine. In all others the medicine is given merely to stimulate the natural production of anti toxins. If we knew how to make an antitoxin for every disease we should have no more use for medicine. The number of diseases for which antitoxins are being discovered is multiplying year by year.-New York World.
Connecticut western news., 1913-09-04
Where the Laugh Comes In
We hear a lot of Mary's lamb

We near lot or Mary s lamp,
 In poetry prose and song, Of how it went to school one day.
 And did things that were wrong; But seems to me, the modern way
 Of bringing forth laugh Would be to glance about bit,
 And tell of Mary's calf. Exchange.
 Miss Snowfake-"Does yo' believe 1T wishbones?"
 MT. Jackson-"W'y it's sign ob ex ceptional luck to hab fresh one in youaf pocket every day or two. Pluck.
 Did the play have a happy ending P
 Comparatively so. All money was refunded after the second act. t."-Louis vile Courier Journal.
 She(after the quarreD-"Leave my presence p
 He (confused)-"Why-er- got them all p'-Judge.
 "These fine old theological works don't appear to be d very salable commodity with you, my man." Well, sir, the way is we buys the books in lots, an we as to take the bad with the good. ."-Punch.
 Bustler- -"How's that suburban cem- etery scheme of yours doing ?'
 Hustler-"First class. All want now is to get few live men in it."-Puck.
 The family docto'-"I'm the family doctor,"
 But thought you were veterinary surgeon ?'
 "So I am. But their family consists of French terrier, St. Bernard, and a Chinese poodle. ."-Detroit Free Press.
 "Has your life been in keeping with these surroundings asked the prison visitor.
 "No; in the keeping of them, " replied the convict, looking at the bars. ."-Buf. falo Express.
 I'm glad I refused that man. He's untrustworthy."
 "Why do you say that?'
 "He vowed he would pine away and die if turned him down, and now look how fat he has grown" Exchange.
 Cant 1 induce you to join the Society for the Prevention of Useless Giving ?" asked the social worker.
 "What would be the advantage?" an swered father. Useful gifts cost just as much as any others. Buffalo Ex- press.
 "Why do you advertise your remedy as 'Brane Fude p"
 II thought maybe the odd spelling would attract attention"
 ''It is more apt to make some people think you need to try your own medi- cine. ."-Louisville Courier-J Journal.
 Grouchy parent-"No, sir my daugh ter shall not marry you"
 Sultor-" But your daughter wishes to, sir, and she told me just now that you would deny her nothing"
 Grouchy parent-"That. sir, is pre- cisely what I am doing. ."-Boston Tran script.l
Connecticut western news., 1913-09-04
What the Other Fellows Say

Michael Maybrick, who wrote "The Holy City," "Nancy Lee," "The Blue Alsatian Mountains" and other popular songs, is dead. We are truly sorry for his demise when we think of how many authors of abominable but popular songs are still alive.-Bridgeport Standard.
 What with Jerome, Flint. Evelyn, etc. all in deadly fear of him, it would ap- pear that they expect Harry Thaw to set up business as a butcher.-New Haven |. Union.
 l They say down along the shore that plentiful. And this in spite of the fact that we have had so very little rain this summer.-HartfordT Times.
 The tendency of modern business is to consolidation. The big business man in politics will naturally apply business methods to politics, and mayhap the flu ture will contain seven or eight political parties all bearing a different brand, but all delivering full line of trust goods.- Bridgeport Farmer.
 From Switzerland comes the glad news for the head of the family that a head covering has recently been invented for women which can be worn as sim- pie hood or twisted into a dozen forms of hats. But what's the use? Nothing fashionable ever came out of Switzer- Iland.-Waterbury Republican.
 The announcement by way of Hart, ford that States Attorney Stiles Judson, of Stratford, will not run for the Repub- lican nomination for United States sena- tor, is of importance only by way of elimination. We do not know that his name has ever received serious consider ation in connection with the approaching senatorial contest.-Ansonia Sentinel.
 Considering how easily Harry Thaw troEed out of the front door, it was very kind of him to stay in as long as he did. -Hartford Post.
 Incidental to the advent of President Elliott the New Haven Register fears that that towns new railroad station, Is ''not likely to be built very soon." We hope that's a wrong prediction. New Haven ought to have a decent station, even under an economical administra- tion.-Waterbury American.
 see that the Standard Oil company has an automobile delivery truck. Won der where on earth the company ever got the money?-Joe Hollister, in Pitts field Eagle.
 The bald-heads will rejoice in "the happy land of Canaan" in October. Those who have become eligible to mem bership in the organization since the last banquet can secure membership applica- tions of Editor Rodemeyer, of Canaan, who stands back of the bylaw that no prospective member will be asked to ex- plain how he lost his hair.-Winsted Citizen.
Connecticut western news., 1913-09-04
BenevoIence.

One who shall remain anonymous, since he really wishes it. was accosted on East Fourth street the other day (he tells us) by disreputable looking person who begged pitifully for "de price of a good, square meal"
 "If give you money" our informant said, severely, "you will spend it for liquor."
 Honest, boss, don't want no booze I'm hungry" was the reply.
 "Well, won't give you money, all the same. I'll take you to the nearest restaurant, give them a half-dollar and tell them to give you anything you want that the half. dollar will pay for"
 Which he did. Entering the chop house for his own luncheon later in the day, he was moved to inquire about his protege. "Did he get away with the half dollars worth ?" he asked the wait CT.
 He sure did, replied the waiter, with a grin. All he wanted to eat was a g. csnt sandwich, but he ate that so slow that he had to have nine beers along with it to wash it down. n."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Connecticut western news., 1913-09-04
The Scribbler Scores.


 Senator Tillman, apropos of an aristo- cratic abuse of power, told an impressive story about Voltaire.
 ''Voltaire sat in his box at the opera, " the Senator began, "when the Due de Lauzun, a courier of Louis XIV, drove up in his coach and demanded box for his party.
 "'Alas. Monsieur, said the attendant, the boxes are all gone.'
 "'That may be-, said the Duke, but I see the scribbler Voltaire over there in a very good box with party of women. Throw him out ?
 "Voltaire, incredible as it seems to us today, was ejected forthwith from the box he had paid for, and the Due de Lauzun took his place.
 "Voltaire, brought suit against the Duke to recover the price of the box, and the Dukes lawyer said in his opening address
 What It is M. Voltaire, petty ink splasher, who dares to plead against the Due de Lauzun, whose great-grandfathe was the first to scale the walls of La Rochelle, whose grandfather took 12 can- non from the Dutch at Utrecht, whose father captured two standards from the English at Fontenoy, whose'-
 Excuse me, Voltaire interrupted. I am not pleading against that Due de Lauzun who was first on the walls of La Rochelle. nor against the Duke who snatched 12 cannon from the Dutch at Utrecht, nor against him who captured two standards from the English at Fon- tenoy. am merely pleading against the Due de Lauzun who never captured anything in hls life but my box at the opera. "-New York Tribune.