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Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
NOT JUST WHAT SHE MEANT
Under the Circumstances 1t Is to Be
Hoped Minister Had a Sense
of Humor.

When the new minister made his
first pastoral call at the Brownings he
took little Anna ON his knee and asked
her II she had a kiss for him. But the
little girl refused to kiss or be kissed.
She squirmed loose and ran into the
next room, where her mother was put
ting a few finishing touches to her
adornment before going into the draw
ing room to greet the clergyman.
Mamma" the little girl whispered,
the man in the drawing room wanted
me to kiss him."
Well" replied mamma, why didn't
you let him? ] would if / was you"
Thereupon Anna ran back into the
drawing room, and the minister asked:
Well little lady, won't you kiss me
now"
No. won't" replied Anna, prompt
ly, but mamma says she will
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Some Credit Going to Pat.

An irishman was one day engaged
at stone-breaking on the roadside,
and not being used to the work could
not get on very fast. A friend of his
who CHANGED to pass by as Pat was
belaboring a large stone with re-
newed yigor. tried to show him the
right way, and taking the hammer
from him broke the stone with ease.
Said Pat: Sure, now, and it be
easy for We to break the stone after
have been softening it for the last
half hour
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Wisdom.
.unjahb,

Boo-boo, the learned Punjahb.
awoke, salaamed. and spoke
He who hath high forehead sure
ly will he have his eyes beneath it.,
and of verify live all the days Of
his life.
He who is bald will doubtless have
but little hair, but the little that he
hath surely will he not have IL on the
bald places
Thus relieved of the burden, the
learned Punjahb salaamed again, and
slumber again fell upon his eyelids.-
Browning's Magazine.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
OLORED WOMEN can make 81 daily handling
,let articles. Taylor Remedy Co, Louisville. Ky
Met Them Everywhere

A detective remarked at the Middle
sex Eng sessions that he knew a
prisoner to have associated with men
of bad characters.
You associate with men of bad
characters yourself, don't you?" in
CURED counsel, facetiously.
There was great laughter when the
officer replied:
Yes, and In this court, too"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
He Was a Lucky Architect.

Secretary Bryan was listening to the
praises of financial magnate that a
senator was singing at a dinner.
He's the architect of his own for
tune, too" said the senator; entirely
the architect of his own fortune"
Well" said Secretary Bryan, It's
lucky thing for him that the build
ing inspector didn't come around
while the operation was going on
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
WInn1nu a Welcome.

Don't you get tired of talking about
the tariff"
No" replied Senator Sorghum. II
some one would come up to me and
talk about the tariff instead of getting
an office, Id throw my arms around
his neck Washington Star
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Best for Horses.

Give your horses good care and you
will be doubly repaid by the better
work they will do For sores. gals
and other external troubles apply
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. Ranch
men, Iumbermen and Iiverymen recon-
mend il. Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
For Aching, PerspIring Feet

use Tyree's Antiseptic Powder either
sprinkled into the shoes or used in
solution Never fails to relieve. Csc.
at all druggists or sample sent free by
]. S. Tyree. Washington, ID. C.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
No CroSsness.

did the attorney for the defense
cross-examine you?"
'Oh, dear, no. replied Mrs. Pif1e-
glider, he was just as pleasant about
it as he could be."-Woman's Home
Companion.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
All Grace Is Power.

Grace is power. That power where
by God works in nature is called pow
er. That power whereby he works in
the wills of his reasonable creatures
is called grace.-Canon Motley.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Two Classes.

All men may be divided into two
classes-those who like vaudeville and
those who can stand it when they are
drunk-Smart Set
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
VITALITAS

Natures greatest curative for indi-
gestion, rheumatism, biliousness. &C.
zema, nervous debility, ETC. At all drug
gists or address VITAL REMEDIES
CO., Houston, Tex.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

Winslow's soothing Syrup for Childrsn
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma-
tion, allays pain cures wind collie &c bottle ~
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
THE BEST HOT WEATHER tonic,
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
The Old Standard General Tonic. Drives out Malaria
Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System
FOR ADULTS AND CHILDREN.

combination of in
and
oKo'ES ELESS chill TONIC
general and
Mothers and Pale Sticky Children purgg
depression and low
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Each Nav Do His Part.

Be such man. live such a life. that
if every man were such a man as you
and every life life like yours. this
earth would be Gods paradise-Phil-
lips Brooks.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
No Chance,

Atlas was carrying the world on his
shoulders.
IF the darn thing didn't weigh over
eleven pounds | could send it by par
eel post" he complained
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

We make friends not by explaining
things to them but by allowing them
to explain things to us
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

Cures Old Sores, Other Remedies Won't Core
The worst cases. matter of how long
standing. cured by the wonderful, old re
liable DIR. Porter's Antiseptic Healing oil
Relieves pain and heals at the same time.
25c, soc, 800.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
E.aaY Matter.

Il want a man of deeds for my
husband"
Then why not marry a real estate
DEALER"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Etvmoiouicat DISPUTE

"A chefonyear is a sort of bureau"
"Taint nothin' of the kind. It's a
man what drives an auto"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Old One.

why do girls find the social swim
so particularly attractive at the sea
shore?"
Il guess it is on account of the
buoys."
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

For gals use Hanfords Balsam
Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Quite Visible.

81 see her finish, all right"
Shouldn't wonder. She's certainly
laid the cosmetics on thick"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

Never judge a railway by the cigars
sold on it's trains.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
ParadoxicaI.

Il would walk on hot plowshares
for your sake, my love"
Eyes, and the minute you tried it
you would get cold feet"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

Many man has had a close shave
who never patronized a barber.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Truthful Girl.

Melyin-Dear, am the only one you
have sat with in this hammock?
Melvina-Yes. This is a new ham,
mock -Judge.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

The New Zealand hen is an exper
rat killer
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

1t is easier for some men TO sing d
hymn than speak the truth.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
Corrected.

Her gown was quite outre."
mo, 1t was summer silk"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

One trial convinces-Hanford's Bal
sam. Adv
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

Remove the obstacles if you want
things to come your way.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26

Made since 1846-Hanford' Balsam
Adv
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1913-07-26
RUB-MY-TlSM

VIII cure your rheumatism and all
kinds Of aches and pains-Neuralgia
Cramps. Collie, Sprains, Bruises. Cuts.
Old Sores, Burns. etc. Antiseptic
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18

our resource has been SO Wanton as to
rob unborn generations. Men have
risen up and declared it must stop.
Those who wished to take all the coal
for this generation and permit a few
concerns to grab up all the mines and
minerals declared that the conserva-
~tionists We're crazy. BY this craft,
they had their wealth.
Those who wished to impose inn
perialism upon our country. forgetting
that government by consent OF the
governed is the basis of our liberty;
those who wished to annex lands
across the seas. and change our gov
eminent to one-half free and half
colonial, were as logically certain to
be eventually reversed as were those
who held out for slavery in the face
Of Iincoln's prophecy that this coun-
try could not exist half free and half
slave. They are the mysteries. They
have gone around as though booted
and spurred to ride other men, and
some Of them have applauded at pub
lie dinners the song, Damn, damn.
damn, the Philippines.
This s~o-called hysteria demanded
sK standnatteis asAd r-aaatianarriias is
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
LORD NAY
q : Et rs
TALK TO n. D. SCRlBES

Bismarck, N. D., Dec. 16.-to The
Forum: Among the arrangements that
are being made for the winter Meet
ing Of the North Dakota Press ASSOC
citation which will be held in Bis
marck Jan. 16 and II, is an effort to
secure Lord Norcleiffe of The Lon
don Times as one Of the speakers.
This distinguished gentleman is one
of the best known newspaper men in
the world and will be in the United
States at the time Of the meeting. It
has been brought to the attention Of
Lord NorcleiffG that North Dakota is
on the Canadian line and that there
should be a certain similarity of in
terest. It Is very possible that the
invitation will be accepted. a.
Another feature that may be pulled
off Is an excursion on the Missouri
river. One of the navigation COM
panies with headquarters at Bismarck
has extended the invitation. The river
is still open and this is the latest date
in the history of the weather bureau
that that condition has existed. It is
possible the river may be open in
January, as that time is not far off at
present.
The programme for the meeting
will be published shortly and will
show that one of the best meetings
in the history of the association is
going to be held at Bismarck.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
NEWS OF The NORTHWEST

effects, and he claimed tina Coccimi-
gilio had a valuable revolver, but that
is true the weapon will probably be
turned over to the attorney, as the
officers do not appear to deem 1t safe
to place the weapons in place Of any
Of the Italians who were connected
with the case.
Witnesses Want So a Day.
After the jury had returned its
verdict yesterday the four Italians
who have been held in the county jail
here since the tragedy seemed anxious
to secure their releas. Tony Delucci
who was the star witness for the state,
remarked yesterday that they were
placed in Jail to be held for the trial
they were assured by one of the local,
justices of the peace that they would
receive the sur of $40 a day for the
time they were held and until the trial
was ended. Judging from Delucci's
broken conversation yesterday they
will Insist on having it paid them
The law makes some provision for al
lowing so cents a day in such cases
and that is no doubt all they will re-
ceive. All of these men will probably
return at once to Chicago or New
York.
Defendant Has a Family.
Coccimigilio is % years Of age but
he has a wife and little daughter at
his home town of Sambiase pack in
Italy, which place he left only a few
years & to come to this country to
earn a living for them. He came to
this section of the country from Chi
cago. At the time Of the tragedy he
had a brother in the same crew with
himself by the name of Dominick, who
since that time has returned to his
native home. During the progress of
the trial it seemed that practically all
Of the members Of that fatal bunk car
had been raised as boys in the same
town in Italy.
Murdered Man Mas From Sambiase.
Fe1iCe YannaZzo, the man whom Coo
ClmiglliO stands convicted of killing
in that car also came from the same
town, though some of the members Of
the crew claimed they didn't know him
there. He Joined the crew when the
car was some distance east of Bis
marck during the summer, and had
been a regular member of the crew
till he was brutally assassinated after
that drunken carousal on the night of
Sept. 10.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
ITALIAN WILL
PROBABLY DRAW
SIXTEEN YEARS

r. Bismarck, N. D., Dec. 1S.-Sixteen
years will no doubt be the term OF
penal servitude that will be given
Francesca Coccimigilio when he is
given his sentence in court Saturday
afternoon.
The jury returned a verdict yester-
day morning after having been out
nearly thirteen hours, and through
their foreman H. j. Kruse reported
they had found the defndant guilty of
murder in the second degree and re-
commended a penitentiary sentence OF
sixteen years. Immediately follow
ing the report Of the verdict Judge
Nuessle set Saturday afternoon of
this week at ? o'clock as the time for
passing sentence.
Affected by Verdict.
CoCcimigiliO las been pondering over
his fate ever since it was announced
to him. and for the past two days it
was evident from his C~Ountenancc n a
his predictament was telling on him.
Sixteen years in prison." was his re
mark as the deputy sheriff returned
him to his cell, where he will be close
Iy guarded till he is committed to the
state prison where he will pass a long
term Of confinement. He has a cousin
here by the name of Louie RaROsc.
who came here from Minneapolis to
assist him through the trial, and yes
.terday accompanied by the sheriff La
Rose went to the car, the place where
the horrifying tragedy occurred look
ing for effects of the mar now con-
demned. Out side Of a saw n a
shovel LaRose found but few effects.
Wanted the Revolver.
La-Rose had an order from CoCcimi-
gilio to AXE possession Of his personal
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
DAWSON IS AFTER
The COUNTY SEAT

Dawson, N. D., Dec. 1S.--Thc people
of Dawson feel they have a campaign
for the removal Of the county seat
from Steele well under way. Dawson
is more central and accessible than
the present county seat. The COM
missioners have decided that a new
courthouse is necessary and before
that is started the matter Of. the
permanent location of the county seat
will be voted upon. The petition secur-
&c by the friends Of Dawson was far
in excess of the names required under
the law, indicating a great deal OF
favorable sentiment. The matter will
not be voted upon till the general cleo
ton next November, whic hwill give
ample time for an aggressive campaign
by the advocates of a change.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18

All this is waiting for you at your
nearest drug store, and the price is
only SOC. D.,
. # it isn't just as. good as we claim
it to be, or if it doesn't cure your cold,
please ask for your money back. Re-
lieves a cough almost instantly.
Don't ruin your stomach and injure
your health taking dope or drugs
that you do not know all. about. And
be, sure you get the original Virgin OIL
of Pine put up by the Leach Chemical
Co. of Cincinnati, Ohio.
If. your druggist won't supply you,
send SO cents and we will mail you a
package direct.
Sold and recommended in Fargo by
Fargo Drug Co, and all leading drug
gists everywhere. --Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
TO PROTECT
SELVES AGAINST THIEVES

Arnegard, N. D., Dec. 1S.-An ag-
Mckenzie county for the purpose of
perfecting organizations Of the Farm
ers' Protective association. 1t is meet
ing with a great deal of success and
several local clubs have been organic
ed. 1t provides for organization
against horse thieves, protection
against wolves, cooperative system Of
assistance for settlers and for
diversified farming. 1t will probably
be. affiliated with the North Dakota
Better, Farming movement. but with
some. extra features required in this
newer section of the state. "
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
CENTRAL CREAMERY =.
AT NANDAN DOOMED

Mandan, N. D., Dec. 1S,-A move
ment has been started here to build
a creamery. So many farmers in this
immediate vicinity have recently
gone into the dairy business that there
Is not a market for the cream produced.
The surplus supply has to be shipped
to other creameries in this county or
to Fargo and Minneapolis. Some years
ago the plan to organize a big central
creamery here vas started but there
of. the Creameries in the other towns
Of the county that the plan was aban-
dOned.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
.KENNARE BOOSTING
DAIRY BUSINESS

Kenmare. N. D., Dec. 1S,-Kenmare
people are interested in dairying and
dairy cattle. A mass meeting of the
farmers and business men is to- be
held Dec. 27 at which time it. will be
decided which type of cattle should
be brought into this section. Holsteins
for the dairymen and Shorthorns for
the beef raisers are generally advo-
Gated. There will be q three-day dairy
institute here Jan. 3, 9 and 10, at
which prominent. dairymen. officials Of
the state association and OF the agri-
cultural college will make talks.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
WAVE OF CRIME OVER
BILLINGS COUNTY

Medora. N. D., Dec. 1S.-A wave of
crime appears to be passing over. this
county. One man is under arrest for
assault with a dangerous weapon. One
is under a charge of murder. Four
others were arrested for alleged cattle
stealing. The latter are William and
Charles ~S1rawshine, Albert and Wit
liam j.. Boice. These 1t ids claimed
killed ~ cew, the property o. another,
near Yale. Nick Palahniuk" had his
preliminary hearing and was held to
the district court under charge of
murder.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
HOG RAISING NOW
IMPORTANT INDUSTRY

Stanton, N. D., Dec. 1S.-Hog rails
ing has become an important industry
in Mercer county. Three cars We're
shipped last week and five more will
be SEN out between now and the holi-
days. Former residents Of Iowa claim
this is a better hog raising state than
their old home and that swine. a be
more easily and cheaply prepared for
market. S. Brown recently sold some
fifteen. months old pigs that weighed
over 500 each at $6.25 per hundred to
local dealers.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
Il. c. PLUNLEY WILL
INSTALL AT VELVA

Velva, N. D., Dec. 1s.--There will
be a large Masonic, installation here
tomorrow at which a number Of the
leading Masons Of the state will be in
attendance. Fl. C.. Plurnley. of Fargo,
of the ceremonies, and will be assist
ed by other high officials.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18

"A pile remedy that Ii entirely diff
ferent from anything else, used both
externally and internally. acting on
the blood as well as the disease. Al
remedy without a superior. It is Mer-
ttol Pile Remedy, made and guaran.
teed by h American Drug and Press
Association. Central Drug store, So
Broadway. Fargo. N. D.-Adyt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
Anything Personal Hers2

Louisville Courier journal: The Ia
varians who for a long time paid d
lunatic to occupy the throne and a re-
gent to discharge the kingIy duties
are now to pay a sane ruler 81, 5000
q year. And they're as pleased az lie
they'd defeated Theodore Roosevelt
and elected Woodrow Wi,gena
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18

democracy, the rule of the people. In
every generation the
have sought to have forward-Iooking
men declared fanatics and Iunatics.
Fright and Golden were the degtroy-
ers Of English liberty. Jefferson was
a leyeller. and a demagogue. They
were all mysteries"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
TAXES
PAID BEFORE SALE DATE

Mandan, NJ, d, Dec. 18.-Retween
the time of the advertisement Of the
delinquent tax sale and the date Of
the sale In Morton county 80 tper cent
OF the taxes osl between 5000 and 1000
descriptions were paid. This is an n
usual record and regarded by local
people as indicative OF ~prosperttYa
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
Crystal Notes.

Crystal, N. D., Dec. 16.-To The For
UNI: James Morrison and Miss Jennie
McQuarrie, both of Crystal, were unit
ed in marriage at Winnipeg on Satur-
day evening, Dec. 6. From Winnipeg
they went to Calgary, where Mr.. Nor
rison has accepted a position as book
keeper.
Mrs. Maurice Neis arrived from New
Jersey recently and is now visiting
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. D.. J. Van
Zante, at Hoople. Mrs. Neis visited
friends at Crystal a few days last
week.
Andrew Darling and daughter. Miss
Zella, left Thursday for Dunseith to
visit relatives for a short time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Fitzmaurice and
son Mitchell of Milk River, Alberta,
are visiting with Mrs. Fitzmaurice's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Mitchell.
Mrs. Elizabeth Corbit received a
pleasant surprise from a number of
her friends last Tuesday evening, the
occasion being her birthday. The eve
ming was ~enjOyably spent in social
converse. A delicious lunch was
served at II o'clock and after lunch
the guests departed for their homes
after having wished Mrs. Corbit many
happy returns of the day.
Mrs. James, Mitchell, who has been
very i'll for some" time, is now recov-
ering and will soon be able to be
around again.. -.
School closes on Friday for the
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
DEDICATE new +.
CHURCH AT FOOT HILLS

Ignite, N, D. Dec. 1S.-The Con-
gregational church at Foot Hills was
dedicated Dec. IA with most appro-
pirate services. They were under the
The sermon of dedication was preach
ed by superintendent Stickney of
Fargo. The dedicatory services were
under the care of Rev. w. K. Bloom.
The church with furniture cost about
1900, all of which had been paid
except a small grant from the Build
ing society which was given to pay
the last bills. The services were very
we'll attended and the interest taken
in them was very strong.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-12-18
DON'T Nurse
a C0Id~-~
XIII u ?
Some Folks Seem to Make a Pet of Q
: Cold-and Keep 1t Several Days.
You Can Easily he Rid OF
Yours by Morning.
THIS IS GUARANTEED OR MONEY
RACK

Relief in, five minutes! No strong
drugs! Just a lump OF sugar with a
few drops of>pure, health giving Vir-
gin Oil OF: Pine-Compound Puri. AS
refreshing as the pure air of a pine
..