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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
NEW INSTRUCTION
FOR MILITIA OFFICERS


Tnv LEASED Wire 10 EeeIlIn1 nf4a'1.l
Washington. July ii,-~Afiliiin otl'r
GERS no longer mey attend M gar.
rlaon nch0ola of tht teAuleF army 1pf
secretary Garrison haa difoclcu mo
,liscanilnuance of these spoclai rauFH+
"a. inaueuyated IN 1898. hecanAe nssr
legislation provides better ulelhnt4 ~
Instruction.
nY q syalem ~ Nelap oI "NA' N4N
known ~ Inspector -lnNlFuctFlq fIl it
tha offirera ~ lho mllNl@ 4An rtIH 'N
receive lnatfVcllan now ato nfIt''stEN
10 obtain nol onff IntafiItal N
practical lFainlnE
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
ENORMOUS DAMAGE TO
CROPS NEAR MtSSfNA

Messina. July IA violent tenn
pest I'm the vicinity of the Straits ot
Messinu accompanied 10y heavy rain
fali has caused enormous damage In
this region. Crops have been de-
stroyed and floods have compelled the
populatinn "a leave the huts IN which
they have heen living since the great
earthquake Of few years ago
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11

Laredo, Tex. jury li.-fHe hve
Americans held prlaoneyfs ~ coEst-
tuslonelisls at HidalRo. hbtk|fo near
Colombia. on tho Texas hefdefs are
from peli known Texas families.
threats OF oraanlalnn q rough rldefr
regiment Ia cross tho bordcr A. lsiease
them have been made,
American Consul Garrett a ai-
dalgo waa today negotiating Ter their
release. Cattle, horses ana ptneF
property of che prisoners was fep-rteo
connacated.
Their 0nenaeH were 4nid % nae~
been trading with HueTta sytnpathlz-
ara Those under arrest ara Robert
arthur and Ashton Haaelzies ihAao
Cade and william nand0iph
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
THIRTEEN HO0DOO
At WORK IN
ITALY
Country Devastated by Worst
Storm Since 1918; supersti-
tiOus Peasants See Evil
Augury in Coincidence.

rny LEASED wire 90 Evening Heraid.l
Rome. Juiy IA terrific storm II
raging throughout italy and In many
plnces the country has been devsst-
aicd and the crops destroyed. II Is
accompanied by remarkably cold
weather for this yime OF the year. the
temperature ln Rome today falling
below 60 degrees. Such weather IN
the middle Of July has not been re-
corded In Italy since the year 1918
when superstltlous persons attributed
II 20 the repetition OF the M. "a.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
TEMPERATURE DROPS TO
NEAR FREEZING AT NAPLEi

Naples. 5uly Extraordinary
falls OF rain and hail have flooded the
surrounding country for the last two
days. Torrents Of water mixed with
mud and ashes from vesuvius have
Inundated the villages along the Gulf
OF Turin owing 10 a strong cold
wind from the north. accompanied by
hurricanes. the temperature today
fell almost a. freezing. Snow II re-
ported to have fallen In the Alps.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
FEDERAL GRAND JURY
INVESTIGATES LAMAR

New York. July ll.-rhe federnl
grand iury continued IL investigation
today into the case OF David Lamar
under that section OF the United states
statutes which provides punishment
for the impersonatlon of an office or
empluye of the government.
The hrst witnesses examined today
were George r. Baker, chairman Of
the First National bank and J. SER
Reant Cram. a lawyer prominent in
Tamm0ny circles. Both were mem
toned In testimony before the lobby
committee In connection win the ao-
tlVities of Lamar and l-auterbach rel
ative 20 the investigation OF the United
states steel corporation by the stan
ley committee
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
MILITANT sUFTItAGErTEs
SMASH STORE WINDON'

Liverpool july Militant snf-
frngettes started window smashing
demonstration during Ning Georges
visit here today. squads Of women
shattered several inrge windows along
the route of the procession. hut the
police rounded them up aud order
had been restored before his majesty's
arrival
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
TOY PISTOL FIRED
IN BRITISH
HOUSE Of
COMMONS
Suffragettes Start Near Panic
in Venerable Legislative
Body; Pamphlets ShOwered
on Timid Members.
PERPETRATORS HUSTLED
AWAY TO DURANGO VILE


tHN AN"1'N WHt W HNNHtuA WTfatAsf !
London. July 1.-THE report Of a
pistol fired from the strangers gal
lery In the house Of commons to-day
accompanied by a yell of Justice for
women" caused panic among the
members IN session.
simultaneously with the report a
shower 90 pamphlets rained down on
thr members They bore the printed
words. votes for women" Two
persons pointed out az the perpetra-
tors OF the outrage were hustled from
the gallery and detained pending In
vestlgntion. II was discovered later
that the weapon was merely a toy pls-
tol A number Of toy mouse traps
satlrlzing the "cat and mouse act
reached the members wrapped In the
pamphlets thrown from the gallery.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
AntomollIes Drnve RnIn.

Minneapolis, 'uly lin "A heavy
down pour Of rain tweDty-eight cars
left here today In the American Au-
tOmObile associations reliability run
20 Glacier Park.
The distance is i,sOo miles and
is 10 bs made In nine days,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
CHARITIES CONFERENCE
DISCUSSES PROBLEMS


seattle. Wash. July ii.--May0r
Cotterili OF Seattle led the discussion
today Ia the round table OF the pub
Ne supervision ana Adnilniatratlon"
section meeting of the National Con.
ference of Charities and Correction.
The section meeting on standards oi
Labor and Living discussed the Op-
Grafton of minimum wage laws thr
speakers including Mrs. Florence kel-
ley 81 New York. and she Rev. Ed-
win v. O'Hura OF Portland, ore. miss
Margaret y. nylngton. % the Russell
Sage Foundation aud Miss Harriet b.
Anderson, ~ louisville, KsN address
od the families and nelgAboFhooqn
meeting"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
STARTS ON
NINE HUNDRED
MILE FLIGHT
Fair Weather Attends Re
sumption Of Race from Chi.
cago to Detroit BY Way Of
Lake Michigan and Huron.

ffly Ieneh Wire - Evenine FlcFail J
Chicago. July il.--ulenu l.. MAJ
I'm. after many DELAYS iefi Chicago IN
his hydro-nrronlane al 4;be tnle
morning on the 9oo-mile race around
the lakes 90 Detroit Martin. a Los
ArEeleH hyer. was accompanied ~
Charles Dav. also Of Los AnEeiea.
he made q pretty start and took
the air quickly. He planned 10 6ip
into the harbof az Michigan CITY. "a
touch az south Haven and 90 make
Macatawa Beach over course of $50
miles by night
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11

IA lunta. Colo, july ii,~~one nun
dged and fitty representative cattle
and sheep growers Vf southeastern
Colorado organized the Arkansas
Valley stock Growers ana Feeders
naaoclatlon here tndny. Railroad
rates. taxes and corn Inspection were
the subjects Of prolonged discussions
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11

Manmwa. Ray. Mioh.. July li.-~
Reekwlth Havsns left here IA ssaa
this morning on his flight 10 Manlsfee'
Mich. Ills departure was made cas-
ily. Francis also got away from
South Haven eagly in the morning
and he stopped here for few min
utes after HaVcns had left Francis
loft here az SIZE and proceeded north
10 catch Havena.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
GOvERNOROF HAVANA
CONVICTED OF
HOMICIDE
Plea Of Constitutional Tmmun-
ity Fails to Save Slayer of
Police Chief; Popular Ex-
citement Intense.


Havana. July lt.--Fcar of popular
excitement following the convictions
of General Ernesto Asbert. governor
of Havana province. for homicide in
connection with the death of General
Rlva. caused the government 10 take
rigorous precautions against the pos
Nibility OF an outDTeuk
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11

WashinEtOn. July l1,--FreslHeNt
Wilson today sent the following nom-
nations To the senate: Ambasaador Ia
uermany. James W Gerard. Of New
FORK; minister 10 spain. Joseph v.
willard, of Virglnia. deputy commits
aloner of pensions. Edward G. Tie
man, OF Missouri.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
JACK LONDON UNDERGOEs
APPENDICITIS OPERATION


Oakland. Cal, July H. Reports OF
the condition of Jack'London, the au-
thor. who recently underwent an 0p.
Grafton for appendicitis. indicate
steady Improvement. Tie H. resting
easier today than az any time since he
was taken ill
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
CONSUL At CANANEA
INCURS ENMITY Of
FALL AND SMITH
Luckess Man Called Upon to
Answer Charges Preferred
By New Mexico and Arizona
Senator.


Bryan has called upon Charles l..
Montague American consular agent
ui cunanca, to answer charges trans
United 20 the state department
through senator Fall Of New Mexieo.
and senator slith Of Arizona. Of
meadiing with the political situation
Va MeSieo Moniague's superior, con-
sul simpioh, also has been called on
t0 report the case News dispatches
have stated that Montague incurred
the dlsplcasure Of the Mexican state
officials of Csnanea by refusing TO
cash drafts In his capacity as cashier
of an American Banking company.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
FEDERAL REINFoltCI1lEE,N
FOR CsUASnfAS oAHlfthHO

Iuarez. Mex. July QMcial ais
patches received hero today ffes4
Mexico city stnts THAI Colonial uene
sales 0arua has dlseusharked 90 0nax-
mas. sonora. with rasnIorcemepts for
Ceneral predO OjedA ahQ has oren
holding The port for two weeks aGaiast
rebel assaults
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11
ROOSEVELT SPENDS
NIGHT At CAT
CANYON
Colonel Leaves for Albuquer-
que After Reception at Sill
yer City; Here Early Toner
row Morning.


silver ciY. n M.. July li.-sAller
q night IN cat canycn with his cousin.
Colonel Theoaore Roosevelt salt TO-
day for Deminw. n. ~. BY auto. 20
take the train for Albuquerque and
the Grand Canyon. A reception was
given him IN silver City this morn.
Ing.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-11

'''s'.'.i ,l,n.''
EuDaWn wmwB gonawm
Voc eoo q A. tha mAKHl.
SIXTY Cents 4 mont, o. a. osnea
. week delivered at yuur Goesa
nfty cents hy man.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-02

FOR RENT-THoS. d. !
3544 Park pl. Or, b. $50. 80
$40 G ne, 7r, b. 1919
220 II ne, Or. b. 80
11l3 Euclid. ). b. fiat22.J
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-02

Leave vou~ little wants at
The Star Branch.
Ore in YOUR neighborhood.
NORTHWEST BRANCHES.
:-"ssd & Mcclure. 9TH anil VI SIS.
rvter Fiee. Druggists. 20 and inai.sa ia, ,.s
I'D p ca HrT Drugs. IS" sos eeorr', ave.
erc, y rn D-%ssst , .ss a as c.mh, ro.a
ce,,ncr Drug Store 18Th , end y SITS;
ucrS.t's pruc 's Sfors. 18th "' and rs. ~.
Holtzclsw's Newsstand 1905 Pa; ave
NAM Sons q ca an" information Bureau
n. Parker.S. Car. and nv
raul Pearson Druggist. Is:h and FIor,d "a ave- n"
Hnlaud Wallace. Newsstand and stationery S'ore'
a2s 9th 81. NV.
r-rton Station postsi Telegraph.
tri:e6 States Capitol Postal Ta'nrren.
,,a2 Connecticut Hv".. Postal Fc'e@N"
criglev's Drug Sto-". 2fst srS q So
GEORGETOWN
n'r,nrrcrs rrrrc Store IHrd nd " sts.
Prides Pharma.'v. oSth end r ats.
Postal TELEGRAPH. 1910 Wisconsin ave.
NORTHEAST:
=. X. Richardson & -. v Cap, 'nd sta
kcnealy.s Pharmscv: \. Cav. snd SITS.
n. NJ. Mcwfllams' PHARMACY 18th and n SITS NE.
Ysatrnan u. A. Fha-macv ia ana y re ne. -.
SOUTHEAST:
Thompson Drug Co. sth and r s's. So.
Bradley's Drug Store. 18th and Pa. sve Sc.
s. Fealy. Druggist. 1Ith AMI Pa. ave.
SOUTHWEST:
18th st. wharf. Postal Telegraph ONCE.
sullivan's Drug Store. 18th and d SITS. sw.
ANACOSTIA,
Bgry's DRUG Store 200 Nichols ave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-02
APARTMENTS TO LET.
FURNISHED AND UNFURNISHED

THE CAIRO,
10th AND O SITS. NV.
12-STORY FIREPROOF BUILDING.
BEST SERVICE. LARGEST AND PLEAS
ATTEST APARTMENT IN WASHINGTON.
BEAUTIFUL CAFE.
EXCELLENT HOME" TABLE, $35 MONTH.
FURNISHED OR CNFUR. APARTMENTS.
ONE ROOM. $I5 TO SOS
TWO ROOMS, $50 TO S4s
FOUR ROOMS, 455 TO SIS.
rARMY-NAvY-TRANSIE
KENESAw APARTMENT HOUSE,
Ave. Of the Presidents, cor. Irving st.
Coolest location: large. airy rooms; all ont
side; spacious lawns; roof garden: bachelor
and housekeeping; elevators: 6reproof: both
car lines; large cafe: excellent food and serv.
ice at low rates.
s. H. BRIANT. Manager
FURNISHED.
THE CECIL. 18th AND L NW.-5-ROOM COR
ner apartment, on street: bright. cheerful;
newly painted and papered. Very attractively
furnished. Apply at c,cil.
THE TORONTO. DUPONT CIRCLE.
DESIRABLE FUR. APIS, 10 b. AND y
ALSO SINGLE ROOM. CAFE; SUMNER RATE&
PHONE N. 7674.
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W A1s
Get Best Results


He'p. Situations Lost and Found. Rent Rooms.
Country Board. etc. cent q word each time
Cor Is words more.
Miscellaneous Sales and Wants. Business Op.
-crtunities. Automobiles, etc. one cent word
each time for three or more times. with 10
~o-d minimum.
Pusincss Announcements. Real Estate, Apart
r,rnts ETC. four lines more. three times 10
cents a line each time. With decreasing rate
q longer period.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-03-06
The First Armored Shin.

According to the best authorities
On curiosities of the navy and war
fare in general, the first armored
vessel was launched in 1880. 1t
was n Of the fleet manned by
the Knights of st. John and was
entirely covered with sheets of
lead. The accounts of the times
leave us in darkness as to the thick
ness of this lead armor, but they
are very positive in the statement
that they were of sufficient strength
to successfully resist all the shots
OF that day." All the siege of Gibral-
tar in 1852 the French and Span
iards used war vessels which we're
armored with light iron boom
proofng over their decks and to the
waters edge" The very first prac-
teal use Of wrought iron plates as a
defense for the sides of vessels was
by the French in the Crimean war
in 1853.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-03-06
Jan. 23tT
Mortgage Sale

Whereas. default has been made in The
payment OF the interest on the money Sc
December. A. Is fs09. executed by William
A, Lewis and Emma X. Lewis his " lie. % the
county Of Cedar and state OF Nebraska. Ia
Flank L North OF Rock Island in the state OF
Ills, and which mortgage was recorded in
office OF the register OF deeds OF the county
of Hand. state Oh South Dakota: in book 81
Of mortgages, on page "a; on the 18th dav
OF December. 1908 at ? O'Clock p. M. and
Whereas. on the I'd day OF January. 1910,
said mortgage with the note secured there
by. was dul. assigned by the said mort
gaRee TO the Rock Island Savings Bank a
corporation OF Rock Island Postn flee i'm the
state OF Illinois, which assignment was duly
recorded In the Office Of the register OF deeds
of the said county OF Hand on the 18th day
~ January 1910, In book 81 OF mortgages
on page Dol
whereas. the amount claimed to he due
upon said mortgage. at the date of this
notice, - the sum o. three thousand and
0t3.5S. to-wit: x3.5Oo.0O principal and
xb13.5S interest. and the further sum OF
tw enty -nve doHars as reasonable attorneys
fees stipulated for in said mortgage and
allowed bv law
Now. therefore. notice Is hereby given that
by virtue OF the power OF sac contained In
said mortgage and in pursuance Of the stat
said mortgage will he foreclosed by n sale OF
the ~mortgaged premises therein described.
at public auction at the front door OF tb 3
tttltK Y OIL 1tiler- And Comfy
81 HAnu anu state ef south Dakota, on the
eight Gay Ut March. 1913, at ten o'clock IN
the forenoon of that day. The mortgare
premises are situated In the county af Hand
10 the state of south Dakota. and are de-
scribed ms follows. to-wit The northeast
quarter r4l OF sect ion two t2i In township
one HUNDRED and zine (ioy) north of range
ESD west OF the nth p~rincipa.
meridian.
Dated at Miller, South Dakota, this 20tl,
dav of~ january, 1913.
hook ISLAND sAyINGS RANK
Assignee OF M~nrtgagee.
BY ). v. Ghrfst, AttorHay TOR assignee
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-03-06
The Best of the carIyIes.

"a Book Of Scotch Humor" illus
trates anew Of a native of Amman
dale the saying that a prophet is
not without honor save in his own
country. II ken them a." said the
rustic. speaking of the Carlyles.
"Jocks a doctor ABBOTT London.
Tam's a harem scarem kind o. chiel
an wreats book an that. But ia
mie-yon's his farm you see owre
yonder-Jamie's the man O. that
family, an I'm prood to say / ken
him. Jamie Carlyle, sir, feeds the
best swine that come into Dumfries
market"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-03-06

Whereas default has been make 10 tn.
pay ment OF the interest on the money secur
ed BY a. mortgage on the real property
hereinafter described. which mortgage Is
dated the 18th day Of May A ID 1910, eN-
ecuted by William Sass and Elsie Sass, his
wife OF the county. of Hand and state of
South Dakota to David III, Canadv OF Wes-
sington. Beadle county. south Dakota aud
which mortgage was recorded in the Office
Of the register OF deeds Of the county OF
Hand, state OF south Dakota in book 50 OF
MORTGAGES on page 500 thereof on the 14th
day OF May 1910 at ten O'Clock n. m and
Whereas no action or proceeding at law
or otherwise has been Instituted TO recover
the debt secured BY said mortgage, or any
part thereof, and
Whereas. Ii was stipulated In said mort
gage that II default should be made in the
payment OF any portion of the principal or
interest promptly at the time the same
should become due or II default be made In
the payment of the taxes ASSESSED, or TO be
assessed on said premises before the same
shall become delinquent, then the whole
sum, both principal and interest shalt at
once become due. aud
Whereas. the whole amount OF principal
and Interest has become due 10y reason OF
such default. and the mortgage does here
by elect aud declare that the whole amount
is now due, and
Whereas, the amount claimed TO be due
upon said mortgage ut the date of this no
tice Is six thousand one hundred ninety one
and 2 ! 90 dollars t$6I9i.62), towit. five
thousand four hundred sixty-nine and 30
100 dollars principal and seven hundred
twenty two and A2-l00 dollars interest he
sides twenty-five dollars atsOrney's fees
provided by law.
Now, therefore, notice is hereby given TINT
by virtue OF the power OF sale contained i,
tina said mortgage, and duly recorded az
aforesaid. and In pursuance Of the statute
10 such case made aud provided, the said
mortgage will be forecloSed by a sale OF the
lnortaged premises therein described atpub.
lie auction bv J. j. Morris, sheriff OF Hand
county. South Dakota at the front door of
the court house IN the city of Miller, comfy
OF Hand, State of south Dakota on The
10th day OF March 1913 at eleven O'Clock in
the forenoon of that dax
The ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS are situated in
the county OF Hand. State CT South Dakota
and are described as follows. towtt; Lots
one and two, and the east half of the north.
west quarter OF section number nineteen
tllS), In township number one hunired
eleven (ll1), north OF range number sixty
six l66L west OF the tfIh principal meridian.
containing one hundred seventy four and
o0-1oO acres according 20 u. :. government
survey.
Dated at Washington. South Daksta this
18th daT OF Febru try 1918.
DAVID NJ. CANADY. M~ertgagee.
Archie c. Talbov. Atty for the Mortgage gee.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-03-06
A Wonderful Memory.

Hortensius, the great Roman law
yer and orator, had a memory of
extraordinary scope and ~tenactiy.
After composing a speech or grafton
he could repeat it word for word
exactly as he had prepared it. On
one occasion he went to an auction,
where the business was carried on
during an entire day, and at even
ing, for a wager, he wrote down a
list of the articles that had been
sold and the prices, together with
the names of the purchasers, in the
order in which the purchases had
been made.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-03-06

49, 1870 ~ " ~ ~ Va
William Simmermaker, pla iatitf
VS.
Sebastian Mack. Maggie Mack. Valentine
Gobelman, Charles p. Ross and Thomas
Foley, defendants,
Notice Is hereby given that by virtue OF
an execution TO me directed aud delivered,
and now in my hands. issued ont of the
Clerks office OF the sixth judicial Circuit
the county OF Hand upon a judgment there
in rendered in said court in favor Of William
Si~mmermaker. plaintiff and against Sebas-
tian Mack. Maggie Mack. Valentine Gobel-
man, Charles 7. Ross and Thomas Foley.
defendants, | have levied upon the follow
ing described real estate OF said defendant.
Valentine Gobelman. towit: the north half
fourteen north range sixty eight, west 9th
L. nj. In Hand county. South OaKota.
And that l shall on Friday the 18th day
OF April A ID. 1913, at the hour OF eleven
O'Clock a. M of said day at the front door
OF the house in Miller. Hand county
3. ID In said comfy and state proceed to
sell all the right title and interest OF the
above named defendants in and TO the above
described property to satisfy said Judgment
SIX hundred siNty-seven dollars aud seventy
cents, together with all accruing costs Of
sale, and interest on the same from the 4ti
day OF March 1913. at the rate of seven per
cent per annum. at Public Auction. to the
highest bidder for cash.
Dated at Miller, Hand county. South pa-
kota March 9Th, 1913.
j. j. MORRIS,
Sheriff OF the County of Hand. South Oak.
Harlan j, Bushfield. Plaintiffs Attorney.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-03-06
Who Got the Kiss.

There were three at table in the
cafe, a lady and two men. Sudden
ly the electric lights went out, and
the lady, quickly and noiselessly,
drew back. An instant later there
was the smack of a compound kiss.
AS the electric lights went up each
man was seen to be smiling com
PLEASANTLY.
Il thought ! heard a kiss" said
the lady, "but nobody kissed me-"
Then the men suddenly glared at
each other and flushed and look
ed painfully sheepish.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1913-03-06

Aovv He Mado Good.

Women" said the impassioned
sociological orator, "prefer the
cave man"
There was much confusion in the
hall and some kissing.
Then a lady of problematical
years arose and faced the speaker.
81 should like" she severely SAID,
"to ask the age of the women to
whom you have just alluded"
The speaker realized that he was
on thin ice, but his nerve did not
desert him. He hesitated just a
moment.
"The stone age" he roared and
went on with his lecture.--Ex-
change