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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20

FGGs-Easier; receipts 5000. fresh
gathered extras 19IM20; do. firsts iSimlsi;
do. seconds fTs6fis; fresh gathered dir
ties No. ! liz; do. No. f6fiiI; fresh gath
cred checks prime l6; under grade checks
134Ii5; state Pa. and nearby hennery
browns 204f2i: do. gathered browns and
mis- ed colors 19a20. 800
P)TATOES-Quiet and unchangea.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20
LABOR.

The Committee on Labor viii give Il
public hearing In Room IS. State House.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26, 1913, at :
p NJ.
on an Act to compel the printing of all
State papers and documents under
proper sanitary conditions.
II. 4. DESCOTEAUX, Sec.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20
chioaao Cattle MARKET.

"a "a - rhicago, Mafct -.
HOGS-Lower: receipts 2s,cc0; bulk af
sales S80mS05; light SSt0t3l5; mixed sz<;1f<
9073. heavy S45M905.
CATH Esr Slow; receipts l6.eE
701e2e: stockers and fss.ticsts 6l0ea
cows and heifefs 350MSoc; calves fVMti
6i507o0; yeaflings 72oiiS25; native lambs
7S5MSS5. .-......-a-----.----.--...--s.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20
Daily ksnnsbec journal
AUGUSTA LOCALS.

Mrs. H. f. Prescott will, Friday and
Saturday. at her rooms. make u spe-
ciaI display of Easter hats.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20

Alberta HeaId advertises her spring
preliminary millinery opening, for To-
day and Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20
New York Money Market.

New York March 10.
Prime mercantile paper 6 per cent
Sterling exchange steady at 4S2s5 70
6O-day bills and at 1879 for demand.
Commercial bills 49,.
Bar silver 56s.
Mexican dollars 411.
Government bonds weak.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20
COMMITTEE HEARINGS.
LEGAL AFFAIRS.

The Committee on Legal Affairs will
give public hearings as follows:
MONDAY, MARCH -. 1912, at oelocll
p NJ, #7
9s2 An Act to provide for AN election
OF officers in cities by plurality vote.
CHARLES L. CONNOIfS, Sec.
AI4RERT e ANDERSON. Geek.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20

FostorIa. O.. merchants have abolish
ed trading stamps.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20
MATCHED RICE.

After studying the telephone system
of the world the chief electrician OF the
posts and telegrsphs of New Zesland
has recommended the extensive adop-
ton of the automatic system in Auck-
land
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20
BELGRADE RACES.
Cremo Loses First Heat and Plays
Hard Luck in Rest.

Belgrade, Me, March 1s.-(SpeeiaD.-
Although more adverse weather condi-
tons could hardly be Imaginable. the
races held. here. Wednesday afternoon,
on Great pond, were run off in fine style,
but time was slow owing to the cut up
condition of the track.
Interest centered in the matched race
between. Creme, owned by Vinton n.
Dunn of Belgrade. and Eva Wilkes, own
ed by Raymond Hammond of Belgrade.
Creme lost the first heat, but won the
second. The third, in the opinion of the
Judges. Creme broke and ran, making it
necessary TO race the fourth heat This
time, team drove across the track in
front of Eva Wilkes. and the judges de-
elared no race
The Free-for-All was won in twc
straight by Johnnie Wilkes, Jr, owned
by Earle Yeaton of Belgrade Depot. Tn,
summary
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20
CITY OF AUGUSTA

List of voted in
TO ingod destroying
fvet erunrel hrar T Clerk.
To Gross in the
il oveEa
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20

For Constipation.
Chamberlain Tablets ares excellent.
easy to take, mildefand gentle II, effecA
Sold by all dealers.& @sf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-03-20
NEW YORK STOCK MARKET.

INDUsTRIALs \. Y.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1913-07-25
WOE TO YOU RICH
BLESSED YE POOR


Are the Woes and the Blessings Pres
ent or Future God is Very Rich
Mary Il Gods Servants In the Past
We're Rich-Why Classify at AIR
Why Contrast Rich and Poor?
What Blessings Have the Poor2
Riches of Wealth, Riches Of Honor,
Riches of Education, Do These All
BRING Woes Poverty of Education
and Earthly Goods and Earthly
Fame, Do These Insure 5lessings2
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1913-07-25

Asleville. n G..
July 20. large
Convention Of the
international Bi
bic Students Asso
citation is being
held here -- sta
dents of all ages
giving every evi
dence Of knuwl
edge Of the S rip
lures. Pa $ tor
Russell spoke TO
day. from the text.
WOE unto YOU
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1913-07-25

ilrAotCk lNUcoItiI day. from the text.
"Woe unto YOU
tiat are rich. for We have received
youF coasoIatiou =" Ana He lifted
up His eyes on His disciples, and said.
Blessed he ye poor: for yours is the
Kingdom Of cod Luke 6:9O n
The Pastor began by declaring that
Ills address WAS not intended to arouse
class aaimosity Although not rich
he could sympnthize with the rich in
lheir position. as well as with the poor
in theirs God, who is very rich, is
able to synpathize with both classes
The Savior is also able, who being
rich for our sales became poor. that
through His poverty we might become
rich in the truest sense Some Of
Gods faithful in the past were very
rtrh-A Abraham. for instance Never
lheess during this Gospel Age not
many great. lich or learned have been
called to the blessing now offered. Its
recipients have been chiefly the poor
of this world. rich in faith
The Master evidently Included riches
Of wealth. honor education, etc, in His .
statement. lie implies that all now
possessing any oe these blessings viii
be more or less hindered from obtain
ing Gods highest blessing. and more
mr. tnes ,.tfllia.t ta .,y-n.s W. mr., NOT t
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1913-07-25

II you want all the news when 1t -
news, read The void.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1913-07-25
TIE First Disclosures.

PROMPTLY thea. the driver Of the ear
WIS c4u-lH at his home and arrested.
From bis admissions il brcumr known
knowledge of The murder "Hrideey"
Wpbher. 81 friend of Roses. WAS ar
rested Presently Rose. -ick and mon.
eqhss. surrendered and told part OF
tbp truth fhgt Ac. had hired the muir.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1913-07-25

When you want all TIE news when
Il Is news read The Woria.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20

The fall fair and festival held by
the ladies of the Methodist Episeo-
pal church Thursday evening added
to the church treasury $435. The
ladies served an excellent supper,
which was largely attended The
advertising sheet netted $270 and
the ladies thank the business people
Of Cairo, Mounds and this city for
their liberal patronage, and assist
ance in rendering their annual such
a success. The fancy work booth
and candy booth and the fish pond
were well managed by the young
people of the church,
MIR and Mrs. Charles Rushing of
Main street are the parents or nine
pound baby boy who arrived Thurs
day evening.
Mrs. T. O'Sullivan and Mrs. James
Dolen spent yesterday afternoon
with Mrs. Peter Smith at Mounds.
Mrs, II. Wright of Valley Recluse
was shopping here yesterday.
Miss Helen Ford of Cairo was the
guest over night Thursday of Miss
Dawn Capoot.
Mrs. George Blank of Mounds was
shopping here yesterday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
MOUND CITY

The dance given under the man
agement Of Ralph Schiller aud Fred
Johnson Thursday evening was on"
of the most enjoyable Of this season 5
affairs. The music consisted piano,
traps and violin. Among the atten-
dants were Misses Blakemore, of st,
Louis, MaJ;aret Blattean, Pauline
Feith, Anna Pierce Walsh, Lynette
Greaney, Florence Barry, Leola Wal
ker, Leila Rutter. Hazel and Cynthia
Crippen, Helen Ford, Lila Rodgers,
Edna Whalen and Florence Cohn of
Cairo and Blanch and Julia Schiller,
Beulah Keller, Doris Derr, lnez
0'Sullivan. Ella Dolen, Elizabeth
Keller and Rose O'Sulliyan, Earl
Quellmatz. Kenneth Warren, James
and Leo Johnson, Charles Nugent
Frank Collins, Floyd Rutter, Barclay
Naugle, Frank Schoembs and Make
Hayden, of Cairo. and Ralph Schiller
William Pondexter, Fred Johnson
John Hargan, Roy Malone, Henry
aud Paul Darragh. Jack Sheehan
Sam Roberts, Earl and Robert Fra
zicr, Leroy Bilderbeck, Chris. KEEL
Ter, Earl Hillerieh. Charles Curren
Jr., and Florence O'Sulliyan.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
Don't Sleep Well
No Good Reason
just Can't Sleep

Some people can't sleep. There
seems to be no special reason. They
nave no disease Of the nervous sys-
TEN. Digestion is fairly good. Their
habits are pretty good. They may
smoke little or drink a little. yet
their habits are fair Still they can't
sleep well.
Just a little unbalanced in the nerve
centers. That is all. They should
have a little Fighting up"
A tonic viii generally do this. The
right sort OF tonic. Peruna is ex-
actly the tonic. Digestion is hurried
by Peruna. The stomach is empty
and ready to rest for the night. The
circulation is equalized. The brain
is relieved Of all congestions and irrl-
tations.
The Peruna acts on every blood
vessel In the system. It acts on all
of the nerve centers. One begins TO
sleep and hardly knows why.
Take q teaspoonful to one table,
spoonful of Peruna before each meal
Sometimes another tablespoonful at
bedtime is necessary. where the Sleep
1essness is very pronounced.
Just try 1t, neighbor. You will be
glad IL you do. One bottle will con-
vince you. Peruna is no sleep medi-
cine. II Is not a nervine. 1t contains
no narcotics. 1t is nothing Of that
sort. II is simply a regulative tonic.
Every home should be provided
with the last edition of the "Ills of
Life" sent free by the Peruna Co.
Columbus, Ohio.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
PRIEST ASSERTS
HE WISHES TO
DIE IMMEDIATELY
Admits Killing BABY.

The police were startled also today
by the cold hlooded confession Of
Schmidt that he had killed Anna
Aumullers child, whose father he
was, shortly before he cut the throat
of the girl and dismembe~ed her
body He declared a voice told
him to kill the child.
God would rather have a double
sacrifice than a single one" Schmidt
added
Did Muret help you in your
KILN. 2" Rev Father Evers, the
Tombs chaplin, asked him.
mo, said Schmidt. Il am the
only priest in this case and priest
only can part in sacrifices"
Inspector Faurot intimated shat
an even more startling development
in tAe case was close at hand.
at present" said the inspector.
II ON investigating a report to the
effect that the Father Schmidt
referred TO by the Germans IN the
priests home town died and that
tho man now in the Tombs imper-
scnated that man am not az
Liberty to divulEe the source of my
Information, but consider It of
such nature that a thorough in
NestiCaticn is imperative.
A. 6. Hauyer wh) sold Schmidt
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20

and ring through the screen Of the
elevator to the pit below. In detec-
live headquarters, tae officers say,
rIcCarthy tried to hide his rings
and money behind a steam radiator.
The condition of the money and
the denominations of the bills and
The conflicting stories told by the
prisoners are the basis fer their de-
tention by the local authorities. One
of the men said they came here di-
rect from Chicago. The others deny
this.
Hiatus on Hotel Register.
1t was ascertained by Chief Of De-
tectives Grim aud Sergeant Potter
baum today that Walsh and McCar-
thy stopped at the Savoy Hotel last
Saturday and Sunday under the
names Of William Clark and James
Devln. They lett tho hotel early
Sunday and were not seen again un-
Til yesterday morning, when they
allied and asked the clerk if man
named Moran was stopping there.
Detective Chief Grim wired Captain
Halpin of the Chicago Detective Blu
reau and asked the Chicago detective
If he wanted the mon
Late this afternoon Chief Grim
received telegram from Captain
Halpin, directing Grim TO hold the
men and rush full particulars OF
their discovery and capture and the
stories they told. In compliance
with the request Grim sent lengthy
letter by special delivery to Chicago,
with a fun account of the case, and
pictures Of the men.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
HAIR ELECTRIC SHOCKS
MAKES OLD BARBER QUIT

Darby, Pa, Set. 19---After forty
one years as a barber. Phil Siplel
has announced that he will quit
businesa
AS | grow older he declares, 81
become more aud more sensitive to
slit ht electric shocks with which
human hair insulates my shears
1t makes me nervous.
II should hate to figure the tota
voltage of the shocks receive dur
ing year"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
SOUTHERN CHRISTIAN
CITIZENSHIP CONGRESS

Atlanta, Ga, Sept. 19.-Under
he auspices of the civic League of
America, the Southern Christian
citizenship congress opened here to-
viii continue throughout next Sun
day Governors of several southern
states will make addresses during
lhe sessions One OF the aims of the
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
LAB0RER INHERITG 100000

Knox. Ind, Sept. ID. NJ. Hat
field, section foreman on the c.
& s. railroad was notified today thai
he is one of eight heirs to the 81
100000 estate of T. G. Hatfield, his
uncle. Before he became foreman
his sleeping quarters were in a bo,
car. He has wife and two chill
dren. He prepared to leave tonigh
for New York to receive his for
tune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20

,he coppo~ plates used in making
counterfeit money identified Or.
Etust A. Muret, .he former Chicago
deutst as the MAJ VINO frequently
accompanied Schmidt to his shop.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
Have More Than $1,000.

Al police headquarters it was
found that Walsh had s440 in one.
I've and ten dollar bills. and a G1a-
a'ohd ring worth about $500. Mo
ran mad 1929 and Mccarthy sass
ana two diamond rings. All the
uoney found on the prisoners was
IN bills of small denominations.
The pol say that as thew were
taking the men TO the second floor
OF the City Hall in the elevato.
Walsh tried TO throw his money
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
Handy,

Mrs. Knicker-'I suppose you've
missed your husband terribly since
he's been away Mrs. Booker ON.
&readfully! He makes such SPLEEN
did fourth a& bridge
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
Their Handicap In Life,

Have you ever noticed that some
follow the rules OF prejudice so CLOSE
that It looks as II they were under
contract with progress not to compete
with IL?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
Dawn Of the Matrlarchal System.

"Wanted-Woman TO take charge Of
lodging house; man and wife pre-
ferred." Thus vanishes the last
crumb Of mere man--New York Trib-
une.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
What Is Your Alm7

It is not enough to be Industrious;
SO are the ants. What are you In
dustrious about?-Thoreau.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
LII.

The United States light house
tender, 0leander, in charge Of Cap
tain p. B. Good, arrived at O'Clock
on its way from Memphis to st.
Louis. Captain Good expects to gel
away early Monday morning after
taking on coal and resting Sunday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20

congress is to Christianize, rather
than church, the citizens OF the
country.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20

The Reese Lee arrived last night
at 1890 O'Clock from ST. Louis.
1t departed at 2 o'clock this morn
ing for Memphis.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS.

NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS.
Subscribers are requested
not to pay carrier boys for
The Bulletin. ALI collections
are made by an authorized
collector, who Is provided
with proper credentials
Please communicate all COM
plains concerning service
direct to the office between
8 a. m. and 8 p. m. on week
days.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20

when the sttextisa d xhs Bal
letin Ia called to Any AisssassnsAs
Of fact or to any srrsr ssnssr1ini
sny mar or thing. corrections VIII
laecdnlly be mads.) n
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20

The Rapids from Paducah arrived
and departed on time.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
BANDIT SUSPECTS
IN MANDEL RAID
CAPTURED IN OHIO
to more than s1oo in small bills.

Concluded from Page Cue.)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
NEWS OF TBE RIVERS
Stage of River.

Stage of River.
Stage of river To feet, fall OF
OIL feet in the past "a hours.
No important change is expected
in this river district during the next
few days.
The towboat Pacific No. arrived
at 1880 yesterday afternoon from
the lower Mississippi
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
THE WEATHER
Reported for The Bulletin BY
the United States Weather
Bureau Service.
WEATHER.

Illinois. Thunder showers ana
cooler Saturday. Sunday fair.
Kentucky: Showers Saturday,
fair in eastern portion with increas-
ing cloudiness Saturday night,
Showers and cooler Sunday.
Missouri: Showc's Saturday
cooler in eastern and southern por-
tions. Sunday fair.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
Local Data.

Sunrise and Sunset.
Sun will rise today .,......5 :4S
Sun will set today ... ..5;57
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20
Weather Forecast

Cairo and vicinity: Showers and
cooler Saturday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-09-20

Subscribe for The Bulletin.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-15
Property Rights for Texas Women
July LIST.

Texas women are preparing
to celebrate July I, this year as
their emanc. patton day. On that
day they come into control of
their own earnings. Under Il
State law effective on that date a
wife can control her personal
fortune. After July !, brides
who have money when they are
married run no risk of having
it seized over night for hus-
bands debts.
The law passed by the recent
Legislature and signed by Gov.
Colquitt is very liberal. A wife
can make all contracts necessary
to care and control of her prop
erty except to deed it away.
in that she must be joined by her
husband, Her separate proper
ty is not liable for any debts ex-
cept her own, but her children
can demand support as long as
the husband has property or
ability to acquire property.
The law is in advance of those
of the various states, Texas 60
ing in one leap from last to first
place.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-15
Work For Grasshopper.

When the late Senator Taylor OF
Tennessee was making his second cam
paign for governor he was forced to
stop overnight at small town In Ken
lucky on the way to one of his river
appointments.
There was but one vacant room In
tho hotel. The governor and his secre
tary were told they would have to put
up there. The bed was narrow and
the straw mattress full Of knots aud
Jumps.
In the morning the host inquired:
well. governor. how did You rest
last nighti'
Taylor hedged.
Are you ever worried by those
chronic hckers coming roundf" be
asked the landlord.
Sometimes | get one OF them" he
replied.
"Well.' said the governor. next time
n good kicker comes along wish You
would do the suffering public and my
self the favor of sendin. him up 10
that room where | tried to sleep last
night and let him kick the knots out
OF that straw tickr'-Saturday Evening
Post
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-15
HELPFUL WORDS
Fror IA Jefferson Citizen.

is your back lame and painful?
Does it ache especially after exception
Is there soreness in the kidney re-
gion?
These symptoms suggest weak kid-
neys.
II so there is danger in delay.
Weak kidneys get fast weaker,
Give your trouble prompt attention.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys.
Your neighbors use aud recommend
them.
Read this Jefferson testimony
". +. Singleton, Jefferson, Texas
says: Il take great pleasure in veniy-
ing the public statement ] gave some
wears ago regarding Doan's Kidney
Pills. | have had occasion TO use them
since that time and they have always
brought the most satisfactory results.
| got Doan's Kidney Pills from the Cit
liens Drug Co. aud in view of my eI-
pcrience, | have no hesitation in max
ing their merit known
For sale by all dealers. Price 30 cents
Foster. Milburn Co.. Buffalo. New York.
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan'G- Ind
take no other.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-15
Get a Gamer This Year.

Let me tell what one woman
with family and very small
bit of ground did. One daughter
belonged to- the Girls Canning
Club and had her tenth of
an acre. In addition to this there
was about one-half acre for the
garden. The mother and daugh.
ter together did ali the cultiva-
ton, manuring etc. From this
bit of ground they furnished a
family of eight with vegetables
all summer, sold 81 worth of to-
mato plants to neigbors, and SIS
worth of vegetables, besides put
ting mp 100 cans, jars etc, for
market and winter use. Two
hundred glass jars were saved
for home use and 900 were sold
at l0c a can. Thus they realized
SIP from this little place, be.
sides furnishing the family all
the year round with vegetables,
Miss Ella G. Agnew in Pro
CreSSiVa Farmer
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-15
THE CITY OF THE DREAMER

l am tired Of planning and toiling
In the crowded haunts Of men;
Hesrt.wesry of building and spelling.
An spelling and building again.
And | long foi the dear old river
Where l dreamed lives forever,
And toi.er dies in day.
lam sick Of the snowy seeming
OF q life that is half 4 lis;
OF the faces lined with scheming
In the throng tEat hnrries by.
For the s!eepless thoughts endeavor,
l would 90 where the children play;
For dreamer lives forever
And q thinker dies in day.
l can find no pride, but pity,
For the burdens the rich endure;
There is nothing sweet in the city
But the patient lives Of the poor.
o, the little hands too skilful
And the child mind choket with
weeds
The daughters heart grows willful,
And the fathers heart that bleeds.
No, no! from the streets rude hustle
From trophies Of mart and stage.
| would fly to the woods low tuste,
And the meadows kindly page
Let me dream as OF old, by the river,
And be loYed for the dream always,
For the dreamer lives forever.
And the toiler dies in dav
John Boyle O'Riley.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-15
A Bit Of Chinese Fun,

The love Of fun Is not unknown
among the serious looking Celestials
who during the last decade have been
collecting IN the Australian colonies. :,
A storekeeper wishing to advertise
his wares In the Chinese language, en-
gagged Chinese to paint sign, expect
ing, Of course. that 1t would be n very
entlcing one 1t did not answer his
expectations. however, for the only
perceptible effect 1t had on .the rela-
tives OF the sun and MOON" as the
Chinese term themselves. was to ex-
cite grin Of broadcast dimensions
At length the storekeeper. by a con
siderable bride. obtained a translation
in English OF the advertisement and
found that 1t read as follows:
Don't buy anything here storekep-
er Ia a rogue"
That sign came down In 1ifry. and
the storekeeper spent the next week
looking for tho Ingenious sign painter.