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The log cabin Democrat., 1913-09-12
Personals

I. M. Moore is in Little Rock.
 Barnes-Pnoros Phone e3.-tf
 Frank E. Robins is in Little Rock.
 The music at the Grand is simply fine.
 Meet me at the Five and Ten Cent store.
 H. C. Pearle is in the capital city today.
 Hugh Clark has returned from Hot Springs.
 z. F. Blair went to Morrilton this morning.
 L. Gordon of Morrilton is in the cty today.
 Mrs. w. B. Clayton is in Little Rock today.
 A. E. Pearson went to Little Rock last night.
 Cream Puffs Saturday at the Sani- tary Bakery. dit L. c. Powell went to Little Rock this morning.
 G. L. Banner is spending the day in Little Rock
 Cream Puffs Saturday at the Sani- tary Bakery. dit Thomas Compton of Plain View is in the city.
 Big lace sale on at the Five and Ten Cent store.
 Cream Puffs Saturday at the Sani- tary Bakery. dit
 Big lace sale on at the Five and Ten Cent store.
 Burl T. Ingram of Cummins is wis., iting friends here.
 Attend the big lace sale at the Five and Ten Cent store.
 Mrs E. A. Allinder is spending the day in Little Rock.
 Mrs. Walter Terry is spending the day in Little Rock.
 Wanted-A cook; any color. Mrs. E. L. Hinton.-d2t.
 H. M. Rector is in the city today from Rector's Spur.
 J. H. McClung of Morrilton is spending the day in Conway.
 For Rent or Sale.-A residence. See John Hartley, phone 1O2. dtf A. P. Dollahite has accepted posi- tion with Frauenthal & Schwarz.
 Boarders Wanted Cottage Hotel, 422 N. Front St., P. R. Hodge. If
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-09-12
Advice From Kindly Busy Body.

"Oh, my! Your house has an odor of burning milk. Don't you know how e avoid that?" asked the K. B. B.
 T didn't think it was so terrible. I'm sure. Everybody has accidents of that kind," said the woman she was Visiting rather irritably.
 Now it's all right. o. course, dor t mind it, my dear, but next time just sprinkle some salt oa the stove it Ace after the milk is spilled and yu. VII avoid that unpleasant odor"
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-09-12
MOTHERS CONGRESS TONIGHT

Ali should attend the mothers con- gress at the high school auditorium tonight. This meeting will be con- ducted under the auspices of the Con- way School and Civic Club. A very fine program has been arranged.
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-09-12

Miss Orpha Gideon of Prairie Grove is guest of friends in this city.
 Howard East of Oklahoma arrived thls morning to enter Hendrix Col [ [lege.
 Mrs. C. k. Doyne of Little Rock is guest of President and Mrs. J. J. Doyne
 Dr. John w. Conger is attending an educational meeting at Plumerville today.
 Try sack of ALFALFA LASS: good for horses and cattN. J. s. Car ter.-d2t
 Miss Hattie Donnell is spending several days in Little Rock, guest of friends.
 Free, with each five-cent pencil tab let, good lead pencil. White Drug Co.-d5t-3OO
 Rev. Robert M. Cook of Vilonia was in the city this morning, en route to Little Rock. Miss Caroline Steen will leave short ly for Bythalia, Miss, where she will teach school. How Did it Finish" is most Imaginable comedy. See it at the Grand tonight.
 For Sale-Household and kitchen furniture at bargain. D. w. Lewis. 11O Prairie street. Miss Ruth Cazort of Lamar spent last night in this city, guest of Miss l Louise Stevenson. Free, with each 1O-cent pen tablet, good pen staff and pen. White Drug Co.-d5t-3OO We will call for and deliver vour shoes and harness repair work. c. V. Douglass. Phone 385.-d3t-299
 V. V. Ray of Oklahoma City, Okla., former resident of this city, is spending few days hers.
 We will call for and deliver your shoes and harness repair work. C. V. Douglass. Phone 3S5.-d3t-299 still take orders for the Spirella corsets, no other corset will give that perfect form. Mrs. w. B. Hines.
 For Sale-160 acre farm, 1 1-2 miles from Conway; also some cot tages at bargain. John Hartley. For Sale-Nice 5-room house; large lot; fine garden; 1-2 block north of public school. See J. D. Dunaway. If Rev. George H. Steen has gone to Newport, where he will assist in a re- vival service which is in progress in that city.
 We will call for and deliver your shoes and harness repair work. c. V. Douglass. Phone 385.-d3t-299
 Mrs. c. M. Walthall returned yes terday afternoon from Plumerville where she has been visiting her daughter, Mrs. A. H. Malone.
 Indians from every tribe are car ried with the Kit Carson Buffalo Ranch Wild West. This will be a good chance to see the red man as he exists on Uncle Sams reservation.
 Don't forget that two-mile parade of the Kit Carson Buffalo Ranch Wild West Shows. Get up town early and get good place, as our streets will be crowded. There will be people here from 30 miles around.
 Don't fail to take the little ones out to see the wild animals when Kit Car sons Buffalo Ranch Wild West ar- rives. Animals from every cline and country. A whole menagerie of them from the largest to the smallest.
 For Sale or Rent-One good Groom house with good we'll of water on
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-09-12
MRS. E. J. GARRETT.

Mrs. F.. J. Garrett of Holland diet last fight, after long illness, due
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-09-12
WEATHER FORECAST.

Tonight, rain and colder; Saturday, fair.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01
COLEGIO DE SAN ILDEFONSO
PARA SENORITAS
dirigido por las
HERMANAS DE LA CARLOAD


En- este plantel Sc cursan las asigna-
turas prOpias de la primera enscnanza
Sc dan lecciones de Ingles, Frances y
| Mdsica.-CLASES DE ADORNO: di-
! |bujo, pintura, taquigrafia, maquinilla y
Econfecci6n de hores.-CLASES DE LA
IBORES = Costura, tapicerfa, encaje
bordados en- orc, litografia, sedas, ETC.,
etc.
= Adomas de las asignaturas mencio-
nadas, Sc instruye a las alumnas, con
gran eSmero, en- ell gobierno interior de
una casa y Sc les enseha toda clase de
oficios dom Ssticos.
Los cursos empiezan el 10. de Sep
tiembre. Sc admiten alumnas internas
externas. III: -:
Para informes dirigirse a la Sefora
Superiora
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01

| Union, asistiendo a la ceremonial el
gran maestro y gran secretario de la
Logia Soberana'' doctor William F.
Lippitt, y Lcdo. Jose g. Torres. Con
currieron representations de las Logias
Iris de Paz, de Arroyo, y "Triangu-
lo'', de esta poblaci6n
Por orden del fiscal del distrito Sc Jha
constituido en- prision Felix Pilot,
acusado de soborno, exigiendosele $4,000
de fanza.
Visitando las ofcinas del mego, estuvo
hoy en- esta ciudad ell Hon. Gobernador
INFERNO, Mr. Drew Carroll
Ell PAINKILLER clfra toda clase de her
das, contusiones quemaduras. Tornado cura
la diarrea y disenterfa. No acepte substitu
tos No hay mas PAINKILLER que ell de
PERRY DAVIS.
JUANA DIAZ, 10. = En- ell barrio
Aqua salada-~ blanca, ell individuo
Justo Forester hirio gravemente de una
pu1alada a Natalie Rivera. Ell agresor
fue detenido por la policia, e ingresf
en- la carcel
ST usted qdiere vender, necesita gu,
el lector de SUI anuncio .tenga dinero pa
ra comprar.
Anl1ncicge en- el BOLETTN
YABUCOA, 1o.-IIan celebradO una
asamblea magma los comerciantes in
dustriales de esta pohlaci0n, acordando
protestar ante ell gobierno de las nuevas
tarifas municipales que empezaran a re
cir en- Julio pr6ximo, y recorrer, ell do
mingo venidero, las GALES Ell manifesto
ci6n de protesta.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01

"a Philadelphia Chicago eusquiera
ciudad aha de New marcadcres mandes
Ell censcimen de compana oa O6cna de New York,
q Bridge Street, cargo del
TRASBORDO EN NUEvA YORK
coGarle comis6n servcio Hemos Las
de Agee de TodO cobdo Solamente ten
nosoros
Ensssgsdo PotO R n. E. SKATER, MUek No San Juan
AGENTES PUERTO RICO TeSfono TO-
j.. Co Huma -
Nayagues-Pagan, & - q
Co. Arroyo.
Arecbo &C 4
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01

HUMACAO, 1o.-Durante la semana
que ACADIA de terminar, la lluvia en- esta
comarca, ha sido continua noche dia
Con- tai motive, los trabajos del acue-
ducto han sufrido considerable retraso,
Y sc encuentran intransitables las GALES
de la ciadad, hasta ell punto de que, en-
ocasiones, para cruzar la poblaci6n en-
automovil, Sc necesita un PRACTICE
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01
Telegranlas de la Isla

ARECIBO, 1o.-Ha suspendido tenn
poralmente su publication ell peri6dico
de esta localidad ''El Duende'', por ha-
Der marchado su director San Juan,
donde entrara a formar parte de la re-
dacci0n de "El Democrats"
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01
"LA LIN DA
( PANADERIA Y REPOsTERIA
PUERTORRIQUENA

Pan para emparedados, pan dulce,
pan Reina, pan de Mallorca, dulces f.
nos Yemas, macarrones, almendrados,
borrachos, ponqu6s, bizcochos, meren-
CUES, y los exquisitos (Dones)
Todo bien presentado.
Donde Sc confecciona ell mejor pan de
la isla.
BAYAMON, 1o.--En La madrugada de
aver falleci6 en- su residencia la sefora
Rita Olivera viJlda de Munich Su en-
tierro constituyo una verdadera mani
festaci0n de dVelo, haciendose ostensi-
BILE la alta estimaci6n de que disfrutaba
la inada. D. E. P.
Sc vENDE UN SOLAR situado er
uno de los mejores puntos del Conda-
do.-Para informes dirigirse a Aparta-
do 73. Arecibo P. r.
x
ANASCO, 1o.-El Departamento de
Educacion ha anunciado que durante ell
pr6ximo curse la ensehanza de los gra-
dos So. y 90. de High School, Sc dara
en- esta poblacion. La noticia ha sido
reciblda con immense j1bilo y la Junta
Escolar acord0 dotar las nuevas escuelas
del material necesario, allanando todas
las difcultades ell inspector senor Urru-
tia.
VEGA ALTA, 1o-Los dias 90 y 80
del pasado mes, estuvo Ell esta pobla-
ci6n Monseiior Jones, dbispo de la Di6-
cesis, en- vista pastoral, habiendose con
fr1nado durante dichos dias 1000 niiios.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01

FL DR.. B1amom,
Sc Ol-ece & SuS amiStadeS, Glen
teS y reIaciOnadOS, en- Su nueVa
reSidencia, Plazuela de San
Francisco, MIN, 1Oh.
z a p. m.
TE1.EFoNo COL.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01

PONCE, 1o.-Anteayer, en- la carre-
terra de Penuelas esta ciudad, kil6ne-
tro Z, lln CAIRO de TRACTION movido por
gasolina, propiedad de Mr.. PRESCOTT,
que guiaba ell chauffeur B. F. Dinkins,
al cederle la derecha un coche que
ven1a en- direction opuesta Sc fu6 por
un precipicio, sGfriendo el mecanico la
fractura de una pierna y la dislocaci6n
del brazo izquierdo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01

MAYAGUEz, 1o..,Ayer tuvo lugar
Ell el teatro municipal un mitin del par
tido republican, para dar cuenta de los
acuerdos 'tomados en- la Asamblea 1lti
mamente celebrada en- Ponce. Estrvo
muy concurrido
x
PARA CURAR TJN RESFRIADO EN- UN
DIA tome Laratiuo Bron,o- -QuinjnG. Ell boticario
devolvera ell dinero 81 no lie cura La frma de
o. W. Grove Sc hala en- cada cajita
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-04-01

: Ell PAINKILLER clfra toda clase de heri
das, contusiones, quemaduras. Tornado cure
la diarrea disenterfa. No acepte substitu
tos.. No hay mas PAINKILLER que ell dt
PERRY DAVIS.
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
She Thought "Ze House Zey TEX Thnus So Calm"

I ]. SPEIGHT, clerk to the house
JS committee on judiciary, is not at
all the serious young man that any one
would take him to be. Not at all. m
spite of the fact that Speight sits in
that large and impressive committee
room. which probably is worth more
money than all the halls the contL
mental congresses ever dreamed OF
and in spite of the fact that he is
stepped in the lore of trust investiga.
tions, judicial secrets, possible con.
stitutional amendments. impeachment
trials and Alabama politics, Mr..
Speight is always ready with a nifty
little yarn.
He says that one day the house of
representatives was in a terrific up-
roar. Progressives were hurting solid
masses of ob1urgations against the re-
Actionaries Representative Cooper Of
Wisconsin, who refuses to go into eau.
Gus with any one, not excepting him.
self, was hurting defiance at Cannon.
Ism from the rear line of trenches.
while ever and anon Representative
HOndall would Chirp feebly In reply.
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06

III IASHINGTON.-Silent, smooth, eff.
W cient Is the business force In the
office Of the nations chief executive at
the White House. The total business
stan, including ushers, messengers and
so on, numbers little more than 40. And
the modest one-story Office annex to
the White House does not represent
more than a fraction Of the floor space
occupied by many a large corporation.
Handling the White House mail Is
one Of the heaviest responsibilities Of
the business done there. 1t is doubt
ful If there Is any other place where
the incoming mail varies so tremen-
dously from day to day. In addition.
there Is rule that every letter ad-
dressed to the president shall be ac-
knowledged from the White House,
even though It is referred to some gov
eminent department.
Moreover, there Is a rule also to the
effect that every letter received must
be answered within "a hours unless
exceptional circumstances make this
impossible. This policy of promptness
taxes the resources of the White House
business establishment when, as some
times happens, the daily receipts jump
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
HARTSEL ON JOHNSON EDICT
Manager Of Toledo Club Says II Is
Ridiculous to Thinks Ball
Player Can Write.

The recent edlct of Ban Johnson
forbidding players to act in the ca
pacity Of reporters or critics OF base
ball may cause some dissatisfaction,
but the rank and file of the army Of
baseball players Join in the declara-
bon that Ban made just one more
wise move.
"Topsy" Hartsel, the blond.domed
manager Of the Toledo club, was
commenting on Bans verdict: THE
line of stun written by ball players in
the past" said Topsy, did no one
any good except themselves and did
much harm for host of other play
ers and for the game itself.
"In the first place it is ridiculous
to insinuate that player can write,
as 1t iE that writer can play.
"In the second place, 9S1s per cent.
of the articles over which appeared
the names of ball players never we're
written by players.
I'm the third place the player has
rot the judgment nor the power Of
discrimination, His lack of expert
eoce prevents him from looking at
the future results.
"a magazine article written by Ed
die Collins few years ago created
havoc with the Athletics. Collins re-
vealed the entire system of the club.
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
Mann Said He Knew What All the Bills Meant

JAMES R, MANN of Illinois, Repub-
y lican leader In the house, bears the
reputation of knowing more than any
other man in the house about the leg
islation before that body. He has
also well established reputation for
being ready and able TO talk on any
subject at any time.
In the midst Of one of the long
night sessions near the close Of the
last congress some one proposed that
the private calendar should be
taken up. and that minor bills pend
ing should be passed under suspen-
sion of the rules.
Il object!" shouted one member
mo man In the house knows what
these different bills arei"
Mr.. Mann, who was standing, reach
ed into his desk and pulled out two
big bundles. Holding them up, he
said:
Here are all the bills on the pri-
vate calendar, and all the reports on
those bills. I've read them all, and
know what each one means!"
Before the congress ended, Mr.
Mann's colleagues In the house pre-
scented him with a costly watch, the
presentation speech being made by
Uncle Joe" Cannon, and seconded by
Speaker Clark.
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
HOrseIess Age Near, Is the View Of Experts

raising a colt to three years old was
taken for the entire country.
Counting the service fee, feed, vet.
erinary bills and breaking, the cost of
raising colt to three years old even
when making allowance for the farm
work he does up to that age, is $s654
Inc selling price averages S13617
Ihls is making no allowance for the
mares that do not produce foals or
tor those that die prior to three yeaM
old. var"
Officials of the division of animal
husbandry who are cooperating with
the army in raising remounts for +be
cavalry, say that the only hopeful
lhlng shown by these figures is that
the government free service and the
price Of $3.50 paid by the army for
three-year-olds helps out the average
somewhat. Mr. Bell in discussing the
matter said:
While think the government of.
Ter Tor army remounts is as fair as
could be made under the circun.
stances certainly should not advise
any one to go out and buy lot Of
mares for the purpose of raising
horses and selling them. There is
no question that the automobile is
hurting the horse business"
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
What He Did,

In Little Humorists at School, Mr.
u. ]. Barker tells a story of a school
mistress who asked one Of the littls
girls in her class, the daughter Of q
man who was not always so sober az
he ought to have been: What is your
father?"
Please, miss" was the prompt re-
ply, when he's working he's brick
layer; but when he's out of work he'E
q teetotaler!"
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
OLD BALTIMORE TEAM
Many Of Famous Orioles Still
Engaged in Game
Jack Doyle and Frank 5owerman Re.
membered as Among Players Who
Helped. to Win Psnnant-oth-
ers Helped Make History.

That the old Oriole players who
won three successive pennants for
Baltimore we're about the best that
baseball ever has produced is shown
by the number Of them still employed
at making history. Only the other
day 1t was announced that Jack Doyle,
the old first baseman, has been signed
to scout for young players by the Chi
cago White Sox. 1t will be remem-
bered that Doyle at one time played on
the initial bag for the New York
Giants before Fred Tenney.
The signing of Doyle leaves only q
few OF the Old-timers in the shadow
surrounding the baseball spotlight.
Perhaps 1t can be said that Walter
Stevenson Brodle, Duke Of Roanoke,
among the best center fielders who
ever played the game, is about the
only one Of the old faVorites who is
not enjoying prosperity as a direct re-
suit Of work In organized baseball.
Even Brodie coaches the Rutgers col
lege squad. but his Job is not so prom
inent as others.
The New York Giants have the old
third baseman and catcher in McGraw
and Robinson on their bench every
day, while Sadie Mcmahon, the pitch
ing reliable, is scouting for the same
club. Willie Keeler, the right fielder,
is teaching the young Brooklyn Dodg.
ers how to bat. That puts four of the
former Baltimore stars in Greater New
York. Chicago now claims two Orioles
of prominence, for Kid Gleason, who
became a second baseman in Balti-
more, is assistant to Manager Jimmy
Callahan, of the White Sox, and Jack
Doyle will do the scouting.
In Detroit, Hughey Jennings is the
star, and Toronto is paying homage to
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
Jack Doyle.

Joe Kelley, who piloted its team to a
pennant last season in the Interna-
tional league. So, grouped pretty
closely together is whole Oriole pen
nant-winning team, with the excep-
tion Of center fielder. And If any
one tried real hard to gather the
bunch together some day during the
baseball season, he would only have
to go to Rutgers college, in New Jer-
sey, get Brodie and complete a nine.
A journey to Princeton would add an
extra catcher to the bunch, for 1t is
there that Bill Clarke holds forth as
coach. Even Dan Brouthers is floating
about New York, occasionally doing
some work for McGraw, and he should
be added.
But, glancing back over the old
names, one sees that Pep Reitz, Doc
Pond, Tony Mullane, Charley Esper,
George Hemming, Arthur Clarkson,
Scoops Carey, Bill Hoffer, Frank Bon.
ner, Frank Bowerman, Jimmy Don.
nelly, Joe Quinn, Joe Corbett and oth.
ers have not done so much for base.
ball in recent years.
There are a few more old Balti.
more stars not so fortunate as to
play on the pennant-winning outfit
who did not play baseball when they
left Baltimore. For instance, AL Maui
and Matt Kilroy devoted their efforts
to helping out Connie Mack for num-
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
ALMOST LOST
HER REASON
But Thanks To An Old Fi.,I
This Terrible CatashODbs
Was Avoided.

Tampa, Fla.-Mrs. 3. G. Corsm :,
No. 1905 Highland Ave. says: q ~! Y
very weak and worn out from wor"-
ly troubles. My husband bought =.
two bottles Of Cardui to take al .
tonic, and from the first day it seem.S
to me / felt its good effects.
BY the time I had used the two bo.
ties, felt and looked like a nsv HsS
woman.
Some time later l got my feet MA,
at the wrong time, and l turned n
Cardui to remedy che mischief dona
Before l had taken one bottls 4
gave me the needed relief.
Again, in later life, when pass,,,
over a critical time, l almost iost ny
reason, but thanks to three or foU,
bottles of Cardui, l did not. That h.
been Is years ago. / am now 50 year,
of age, aad feeling fine.
l constantly praise Cardui to all nv
sick friends.
It is wonderful remedy"
This earnest letter should take from
your mind any doubt you might hava
as to the merits Of Cardui, the WON,
ans tonic. Mrs. Coram is certainIv
competent to recommend Cardni
since 1t helped her over three critical
stages Of life.
Don't neglect your troubles longer
Get a bottle Of Cardui today.
N. B.-WyEs b: chattanooRa Msd,eID. r.
Ladies' Advisory Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn X
Stsefai IS5tYEctioIS on your case and mage NJ
Home Treatment for Women" sent n & plsS
wrapper. ''-~
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06

1T gives me great pleasure" said
Uncle Joe," amid the laughter Of the
house, TO present you with a stop
watch"
During one Of the lively debates
near the end Of the session a con.
troversy arose as to who was "enti.
tied to the floor" Speaker Clark
tried to straighten It out, and in the
midst Of the discussion Representa-.
tive Moore of Pennsylvania inter.
rupted:
Is not the present parliamentary
situation this, that the gentleman from
Chicago INT MANN has been caught
asleep at the switch?"
The chair is not going to rule
that the gentleman from Chicago ever
got caught asleep at the switch" re
piled Speaker Clark.
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
Handling of White House Mail Is Gigantic Task

to 1000 letters or more. often more.
It is only fair to say, however that
such circumstances are exceptional, al
though many newspaper readers have
been led to believe that the president
received at least 1000 letter every day
of his occupancy Of the Office. As
matter Of fact, there are weeks at a
stretch when, under normal conditions,
the daily mail will seldom exceed 2OO
letters and the average for long In
teryals during the last administration
was in the neighborhood Of $50 letters
a day.
But this normal volume may be
quickly changed to the abnormal. The
appearance OF some new national is-
sue. an international crisis, an import
ant declaration Of policy by the presi-
dent, a proposal Of new legislation, or
any one Of number Of turns Of affairs
is likely to bring down upon the White
House an avalanche Of letter Of In
uuiry, advice, commentator and wit
ticism.
The president of the United States
subscrlbes in effect to the policy Of the
man who has no mail delivered by car
rier at his place of business, but in.
stead rents lockbox at the local post.
Office or nearest postal station. No
mail is delivered by regular carrier at
the White House. In fact, the presi'
dent has his own special postman. q
member Of the messenger force at the
executive Offices, who is provided with
a horse and buggy and who makes two
or three trips daily to the Washington
postof1ce dispatching the outgoing
mail and returning with the incoming
The Southern herald., 1913-06-06
Militant Snlrlt

We were lined up at the booking
office window, taking our places. In
front of me was a burly man. All
went well until a woman broke the
line and planked her twopence in
front Of the burly man. The man
swept 1t aside. 1--WE alwayg taught
my wife," he said, ito be polite to
gentlemen" I'm very glad l am not
your wife," said the woman. The man
in front of me took his ticket and
said, as he moved on, 81 took that
precaution some years ago" ."-LondOg
Chronicle.