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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14

choice land for $500, and it is under.
stood has just acquired several hun
dred acres more.
Cincinnati-The national convention
of building owners and managers, in
session here, elected ]. E. Randall of
Chicago president. c. A. Patterson
of Chicago was elected secretary. Du-
luth, Mimi, was chosen for the meet.
ing place next year.
Seattle-The iron steamship Yukon,
formerly a Spanish liner plying be-
tween Havana, Cuba, and Key West,
Fla, went ashore on Sannak Island,
off the Alaska peninsula, on the night
of June IL A dispatch to her owners
here reports her lin an exposed posi-
ton" and it is inferred she will be
total loss.
Topeka, Kan.-George Horton, sent
to the state penitentiary in 1910,
charged with the robbery of jewelry
store in Medicine Lodge, Kan, has
served nearly two years for crime he
brought out when Governor Hodge an
nounced the granting of a permanent
| parole to Horton.
Stamford, Conn.-Miss Adele Ritch-
lie, the actress, did not wait to brave
the '13 jinx." She was to become
the bride Friday of Charles Nelson
Bell. Fifth avenue importer Instead
they motored from Miss Ritchie's farm
in Greenwich Thursday afternoon and
were married. 1t was learned that
the change from the scheme to be
married yesterday ION the 18th hour
of the 18th day of June, 1913" was
abandoned at the request of the brides
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob Pultz of
PHILADELPHIA.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
ERAN-

Zion Swedish Lutheran, Forty-fifth
street and Seventh avenue. Rev. n. J.
Forsberg pastor. Sunday school at
$50 a. N. Services at 10:45 a. N. and
1880 p. m.
German Evangelical, corner Twelfth
street and Twelfth avenue. Rev. F..
J. Rolf, pastor. Services at 10:45 a.
m. and 1880 p. m. Sunday school at
$3.50 and . D. N.
Grace English Lutheran, corner
Seventh avenue and Forty-fourth
street. Rev. Ira o. Nothstein, pastor.
Sunday school at 9:15 a. m. Service
at 10:45 a. m. and 7:45 p. m. Morning
subject, "A Lesson in Measurements -
Evening subject, THE Home"
First Swedish Lutheran, corner
Fourteenth street and Fourth avenue.
Rev. Karl Nelson, acting pastor. Ser.
vices at 1890 a. m. and 1880 p. m.
German Lutheran, corner Twentieth
street and Fifth avenue. Rev. Phi. vii.
helm, pastor. Services at 10 a. N. and
1880 p. IN.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
WEST END settlement

West End Sunday school, 700 Fifth
street. Sunday school at 2:30 p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening at
1880. w. E. Parker, superintendent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
sPIRITUALISTs-

First Spiritual Church Of Davenport
Prosperity hall, III West Second
street, Davenport. Services every Sun
day at p. m. Rev. Mrs. Julia Afford.
pastor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
EXCURSION
On Steamer Helen Blair.

Every Sunday on steamer Helen
Blair up river. Leaves at 2:30 p. m.
returns at $50; 35 eents-tAdv.)
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
DAY SAINTS

Church Of Jesus Christ, Latter Day
Saints utah Mormons). At Maths
hall. Sunday school at 2 p. m. Preach
ing service at 3:14 p. N. ]. c. Scholtes
presiding elder.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
BAPTIST


First Baptist corner Third avenue
and Fifteenth street. Rev. H. w.
Reed, pastor. Sunday school at $50
p. m. Services at 10:45 a. m. and
7:45 p. m.
Edgewood Baptist, corner Forty
fourth street and Fifth avenue. Rev.
c. E. Taylor, LII. D., acting pastor
at $50 p. m. Services at 10 a. m.
and 1880 p. m.
Swedish Baptist, corner Twenty first
street and Fifth avenue. Sunday school
at 10:30 a. IN. Y. P. U. at p. M, al
ternate Sundays.
Second Baptist (colored) Tenth street
and Sixth avenue. Rev. J. w. Whitfield,
pastor. Services at IL a. m. AMI 7:45
p. N. Sunday school at 1880 p. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14

Los Angeles - Nine. Schumann-
Heink arrived here on her way to her
ranch near San Diego. Last March
she bought more than 1900 acres of
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
EPISCOPAL

Trinity Episcopal church, Nine
teenth street and Sixth avenue. Rev.
Granville H. Sherwood, rector. Serv-
ices at 1880 a. m. 10:45 a. m. and 1880
p. m. Sunday school at $3.50 a. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
Moonlight Excursion June II.

Don't forget the street car mems
excursion on the steamer G. w. Hill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14

International Bible Students as
sociation-Moose hall, 17161z Sec
ond avenue. Bible study every Sun
day at 9:45 a. m. Studying Lesson
No 3-"The Divine Plan OF the Ages"
Berean lesson study at II o'clock No
collection.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
METHODIST

ME- THODIST-
First Methodist, corner Fifth ave
nue. and Nineteenth street Rev. 7. E.
Newland, pastor Sunday school at
$3.50 a m. Epworth league at $50
p. m.
Spencer Memorial Methodist, corner
Forty-third street and Seventh avenue
Rev. Charles E. Hawkins, pastor.
Wayman African NJ. E. (colored),
corner Fifth-and-a-half avenue and Thir-
tenth street. w. H. Saunders, pastor
Responsive reading at 1890 a. m. Ser
vices at II a. m. Subject, Giving"
Clas. and praise service at II m. Sun
day school at 2 p. m. Song service
at 1880 p. m. Evening service at 8.
Subject, Not Your Own" .
German Methodist, corner Four
teenth street and Sixth avenue. Rev.
Theophilus Kies, pastor. Sunday
school at 9:15 a. m. Services at
1915 a. m. and s p. m. Epworth
| league at 7:30 p. m.
Free Methodist, Ninth avenue and
Fifteenth street. Rev. H. c. Willing,
| pastor. Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
/ Services at 10;45 a. IN. and 1880 p. m
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14

Church Of the Brethren-Services
at the Grenell schoolhouse, First
street, East Moline, at 1880 a. m. and
1880 p. m. Services conducted by
Rev. D. A Rowland of Dixoa. Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14

choice land for $500, and it is under.
stood has just acquired several hun
dred acres more.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-06-14
DIRECTORY
ADVERTISING. S

BATCHELDER, NJ. d. 6 Co... .414
MALONEY, L. A. ................31 1
ARCHITECTS.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
NOBODY SPARED
Kidney Troubles Attack Earring ton Men
And Women Old And Young

Kidney ills seize young and old
Often come with little warning
Children suffer in their early
years
Can't control the kidney secretlons
GIRLS are languId, nervous, suffer
pain
Women worry. can't do daily work
Men have lame and aching backs
II you have any form of kidney ills
You must reach the cause.-the
kidneys
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys
Have brought relief to Darlington
people
Darlington testimony proves it
Mrs NJ Cauley, Darlington, Ky
says: II have used Doan's Kidney
Pills in our family aud have found
them very good When ever we have
kidney Trouble and pains in the
back, few doses OF Doan's Kidney
Pills cure us They are also good
for children
For sale by all dealers Price soc.
FOster-M burn Co., Buffalo, N. y,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the nRme-DOan's-
and take no other.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
CROSS OR FEvERIsH
HALF-sICK CHILDREN
Mean their bowels are waste .cIog ged,
liver sluggish and stomach sour.

Your child isn't naturally cross,
irritable and peevIsh, Mother I
Examine the tongue ; if coated, it
means the little ones' stomach is
disordered, liver inactive and It's
thirty feet of bowels clogged with
foul, decaying waste.
Every mother realizes after
giving delicious "Syrup of Figs"
that this is the ideal laxative for
children. Nothing else regulates
the little ones tender stomach,
liver and bowels so effectually,
besides they dearly love its de-
delightful fig taste.
For constipated bow els, slug
gish liver, biliousness, or sour,
disordered stomach, feverishness,
diarrhoea, bad breath or to break
cold, give one-half to tea
spoonful of "Syrup of Figs" and
in few hours all the clogged up
waste, sour bile, undigested food
constlpated matter will gently
move on and out of the system.
without gripping or nausea and
you will surely have a well, hap
Ply and smiling child again short
ly.
With Syrup of Figs you are
not drugging your children, be-
ing composed entirely of luscious
figs, SIENNA and aromatics it can
not be harmful.
Full directions for children Of
all ages and for grown-ups plain
ly printed on the package.
Ask your druggist for the full
name, "Syrup of Figs and Elixir
of Senna," prepared by the
California Fig Syrup Co. This
is the delicious tasting, genuine.
oil reliable. Refuse anything
else offered.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
KENTUCKY STATE
Dental Association viii be Held In Lea
inston May 26-2Sth. "

The annual meeting OF the Ken
tUckv State Dental Association, TO
be held in Lexington May 1928,
promises To be of more than usual
interest to the dentists OF this and
ueighboring States. Numerous new
methods aud appliances will be *
hibited, and the clinics are 10 lie
conducted on very elaborate and
unique plan. Many dentists from
Ohio, IudIana, Illinois and TenLesst e
will be ia attendance. Dentistry,
unlike May professions. cannot be
learned from books and magazines.
consequently 1t is obligatory for the
progressive man to attend these
meetings. The Lexington dentists
promise many interesting social
features, and, Ia fact, the ent T, peo-
gram will prove rare treat TO all in
attendance.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
Darlington Defeats Crofton in a Warm
Game Sunday for all the Day was
So GIoomv-Scorps ( IN

Burlington & Crofton Sunday,
scores, Darlington 5, Crofton 8.
Players handicapped by wet
ground. Best team to represent
Darlington in 3 years.
Scores by innings:
u 34567 S9
Orofton 10000 3O
Elton 21O2 10000
Batteries Darlington, King and
Mitchell, Clark and Sisk; Croft
ton, Long and Brake. Hits off
King 2 in 4 innings, off Mitchell
3 in 5 innings, off Long 3 In 8
innings. Left on Bases, Earling-
ton 5, Crofton 3. Stolen Bases,
Tally, Mitchell and Peyton
Struck out by King 3, by Mitch
ell 5, by Long 7. Time of game
l :45 minutes. Umpires, Oldham
and Goodloe.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
Sunday School Expert to Spend Several
Days With Christian Church

W. j. Clarke, one of the work.
ers with the Kentucky Bible
School Association, will reach the
city Wednesday for a four days
institute on Bible School methods
beginning Wednesday night.
Each day there will be conferen-
ces with special workers and those
who desire to fit themselves for
efficient Sunday School Services
and at night the addresses will be
popular ones, dealing with mat
tiers of interest to all. On We'd
nesday night the address will he
"The Church School".
A cordial invitation is extend
ed to all the workers of the var
ious schools in the city to enjoy
this institute. The conferences
and addresses will deal witt mat
tiers aid problems common to all
schools. No offerings will be-
taken during this institute.
Mr.. Clarke is an expert with
wide experience, and it is a treat
to have in our midst one who will
brilH to us a visisn of larger
things.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29

Specialize triumphant exultation
OF the leaders of the Anti-Saloon
league over the enactment OF the
Webb law is manifest in many direc-
tons.
An active worker and prominent
Kentucky member OF the league, when
recently asked concerning the effect Of
he law. made the following statement:
1--WE hope for great and good re-
Iults from the Webb law, and we In
tend to sec that 1t is enforced.
1T is not so much the bootlegger and
blind-tiEer peddler that we we're after
when we asked congress to pass the
Webb law The local state authori'
ties can always get after them, but
what we,want is some means of stop
ping shipments for personal use.
what is the use OF our going TO
the effort and expense OF voting a
county or a state dry II every man in
such territory can order and get liq-
uor shipped 10 him for his own use
and the use OF his friends and family?
II is this practice which We intend TO
break up.
where a territory is,voted dry. We
Intend that 1t shall be really dry.
I'VE demanded OF congress and Sc
cured the passage OF the Webb law
after years of effort, and We have no
Intention OF letting a stream OF whisky
Gov into dry territory protected by
the excuse of alright 60 get the stun
for personal use.
ut Is this very personal use traffic
sVhichamn intend to stop.
''1fithe country is to be taught tenn
perance by our efforts, this shipping OF
liquor to the homes must be stopped.
This is the logical attitude of the Anti
Saloon league.
.'Having as We claim, the right 20
secure the regulation OF the people la
their personal habits, so far as the use
of liquor Is concerned--not only In
public, but in their homes-we will
seek 70 use the strong arm OF the law
In enforcing our plans.
ITO this end efforts are being made
10 have enacted In all the states laws
similar to the Kentucky statute which
prohibits express and railroad COM
panies from carrying liquor from a
wet county 10 a dry county for per
eonal use.
"There will be real prohibition when
q man can net get a quart OF liquor
shipped TO him for his household use,
but Il is surely coming. and the people
OF Kentucky and the rest of the ooun-
try may as weB prepare to weleNms
the day."
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
Meeting Closed

The protracted meeting that has
been in session at the M. f. church
South for the past few weeks closed
Sunday night. There were twenty
four additions to the church Sunday
night. Rev, Grant has been here
only a short while but has been very
successful. and he 10 bringing the
Sunday school out to be the largest
In the eitv. He is having the hearty
assistance and help Of all the mem.
bers.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
GOOD RESULTS
FROM WEBB.LAW
'Anti-SaIoon League Members
OF Kentucky to See That
II Is Enforced
DRY TERRITORY TO Be DRY

Efforts To BE Made To Have Enacted
In All States Laws Similar To the
ken.ueky Statute, Which Prohibits
Express Companies From Carrying
Liquor From Wet To Dry Territory.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
Annual Election

Annual election, ST. Bernard
Oommandery, Knights Templar,
Friday night, April 2Sth. result.
ed as follows: W. l.. Phillips,
E. O., F. d. Rash, Gen., II. r.
McCreary, Q. g., E. r. Heater,
S. W., N. q. Afford, J w. Ii. l.,
Browning, PreIate, d. NJ. Evans,
Treas, j. E. Evans, Recorder,
A. o. Sisk, St., B. @. E. Voolfolk
Sw. B. E. j. Phillips, Warder,
K. l.. Stok IS, Sentinel.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
Magazine Supplement

Beginning with the month of
May the Semi. weekly Bee will
issue a story magazine section
to each subscriber, each month.
These magazines will contain il
lustrated stories, short aud con-
tinued and will be mailed free
with the paper each month.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
PROF. Wheeler For Superintendent


Nebo, KY, Jan. 18Th, 1913
Fellow Citizens of Hopkins Co. {;
III announcing myself as a eau
didate for the democratic nomi-
nation for SchoolSuperintendent
i do so fully realizing the duties
and responsibilities of said office.
i was educated principally at
'Burritt College, Tennessee, at
tending Ssquatchie College one
year. More than thirty years of
my life have been spent in school
work. | began teaching in the
year 1850, in White county Tenn.
and taught four years in the same
district. Icame to Hopkins 90.
in April, 1878, and worked as a
hired hand on John Oox's tobacco
farm near NebO, at SIS per
month.
In 1874 and 1876 l taught at
the Ashley school house in this
county. From 1876 to 1884 /
taught in the public schools of
Webster county, working on the
farm in the spring and summer
months. In 1884 l was elected
school superintendent in that
county for two years-the same
time Prof. j. j. Glenn was elect
ed in this county. l was re.elecG
ed in 1856 for a term of four
years. and in 1890 was defeated
for same Office by w. +. Drury
when Wheelerism first came into
vogue in that country. In June
1890 | was elected principal of
the Dixon high school and taught.
there ten months. In 1891 | was
elected principal of the Sebree
school and taught there three
successive years. La Nov. 1898,
l was again re. elected superin-
tendent of Webster county for
three years and five months un-
der the new constitution, assum
ing the duties of Office Sept. /,
1894, aud serving until Jan. l,
1898 In 1898 and 1899 l taught
as principal of Slaughterville
school and in 1901 and 1902 |
taught as principal of Hanson
school, this county. In 1908 /
taught the graded school at New
Harmony, ILL.,, and in 1904 as
principal of the graded school at
Orossville, White county, Ill. In
April, 1905, returned to Hop
kins county and taught that year
as principal or the Nebo school,
with Miss Richie Key as my as
sistant. Since that time have
been engaged in the insurance
business.
Now, fellow citizens, if with
my varied experience in school
work, you deem me worthy aud
we'll qual flied for the important
office l seek at your hands, l
promise, if elected, to make you
faithful and efficient pnblic ser
want. have been cripple since
infancy, but have always tried to
make a success of my business,
whether on the farm in the office
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
NOTICE
Annual Stockholders Meeting

Notice is hereby given that the
annual meeting of the stockhold-
ers of the st. Bernard Mining
Company will be held in the office
of the company at darlington,
Ky. at IL O'Clock A. M. Wednes.
day the 18th day of May 1918 for
the tran saction of such business
as may regularly come before it..
April, 18th.
DAN M. EVANS
Secretary.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
MadisonuiHe Notes

parents.
Orlean Downing, who has been
working IN Darlington for several
months wilt take mEch needed rest
for short time.
Mrs. Amplias Davis, OF Mertons
Gap, spent SATURDAY. in the city with
relatives.
Frank Cam, wfo has been home
from school in Lexington for few
days returned to that place Saturday
morning. -
Three OF our boys, who are some
singers, have joined the Harry VIII
son show that was here for few
nights. They were Feutress Overall,
Welby Pritchett aud Mr.. Kiser.
They will go from OweRsboro to
Atlanta, Ga. We wish the boys
good lock aud hope that they won't
have to walk back home.
Mira W. l.. Ross, who has been
visiting relatives In Alabama for
some weeks has returned bone.
James English, OF Norfolk, Va.
wbe has bee0 visiting relatives in
the city for q few weeks has return
ed to that city.
LUcian Bitvlepage, of the MortOns
Gap country was in the city SEfur-
day.
Forty eaRdidates for the few
odioes Ia the county were seen on
the streets of the city Saturday
afternoon and that is j ust about one
half. r..
Jehu SaiRlon, spent Friday EIght
with relatives 10 Dawson Springs.
Joha has relatives ali over the eoun-
try IL al them vote for him be
will have che others for this race
beat to start with.
Robert DeMoss, started to Owens
bore Friday, but returned home
after spending a few hours with
friends inlHenderson.
Columbus Wootou, left Yesterday
morning for a business trip to Kew
Bedford, Indiana for few days.
c.. Givens, Jr., City editor of the
Cleaner spent Sunday in the city
with his mother. The many friends
of Clarence will be glad to learn that
he is making good as etty editer of
that paper.
j. b. Indie, of Clay. spent Sun
day In the city with his family.
John Haukins, of Providence for
ner sheriff Of this county was ia the
city Monday on business for his
-four mill at that place.
Davis Jsjoe, who was fined 5000
and ten days III jail for having
whIskey in his possession for sale
has taken on. appeal to the circuit
court
DIR. Nickers proposition still re-
I'm sins open.
Sam. Gift and Perkins Adams. of
Darlington we're In the city Sunday
with their families.
There we're several hundred coun-
try people in the city Saturday
Afternoon.
Lee Smutnher, of the Richlsnd
country was An the city Saturday on
business.
One of.the candidates for the office
OF Sheriff ana one for Representative
have withdrawn from the race.
There will be several more befGEe all
the petitions are gotten up. They
will commence ia few days to Sc
cure the names on these.
Edwin Rash, spent Monday with
relatives in Henderson
Col Tack Lynn, of BSowder mines
spent Sunday in the city with his
family
HOssee Grady. spent Sunday In
Mortons Gap on business
Mr. aud Mrs Henry Head, who
have been visiting IN Dawson re-
turned home yesterday morning
GIN Gallop, representing Llggett
Myers, out of st Louis, Mo was in
the city Monday IN the interest of
his firm
Leonard M Cunningham and Mise
Della Gibson, OF While Plains were
married IN the city Saturday
Clerk Mills, granted Robert Young
and Della Suthard, OF MortOns Gap
license TO marry Saturday afternoon
They will make their iu'uge nome
In that city
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
NOTICE

All parties knowlng themselves
indebt to me will please arrange
10 settle as quickly as possible as
j have sold my livery business.
q. w. Mitchell
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29

or in the.lschool room. Your sup.
port and influence will be highly
appreciated.
Respectfully,
II. B. Wheeler.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-04-29
Round The Roundhouse
by r. r. Rifsr)
Wy NJ NJ HteD

Engineer J. l. Stokes has re-
ported for duty after laying off a
sufficient length of time.
j. d. O'Brien went to Hop
kinsville last week
Quite an argument ensued be
tween two car repairers last week
as to whether the Golden Calf,
spoken of in the Bible, was made
OF 18 or 10 karat metal. The
question is still unsettled but
may end Monday, as one of them
said he had a picture of the ami
NAL.
j. j. Mclean has been suffer.
ing with sprained heel, but is
able to walk now.
j. V. Poag still fingers here.
Fireman M. M. Oapps is laying
off.
Engineer r. T. Cogglns left
last week for a trip to the south
west.
Mr.. w, T. Turpin who has been
working at this place as stenog-
rapher, has gone to Arkansas
He claims Arkansas is the best
state in the Union but was uu-
able to convince Henry Pilkinton.
Pix says althoug the States
name is mentioned in the Bible,
where it says "Noah looked out
of the ARK AN SAW land" but
he can not believes it means the
Ozark State in the Middle west.
w. III. Vogt, an ex fireman,
was an honored guest at the En-
gineers Shack last week.
"Poker Handle" Pilklnton and
"Bosco" Shaver will leave for
San Francisco, some time in the
year 1915, tits said.
r. A. Herb has been laying of
sick.
Old men may have numerous
reflections but their bald heads
can'C be used as mirrors.
Several of the boys went TO
Hopkinsville last week. 1t is
rumored that they will be able
to be up by next Monday.
OilhOuseman Myers, has been
off sick a few days.
Since the Webb Bill is going
in full sway, most of the boys
have resorted to Adams Ale, the
universal beverage. Adams Ale
is water. (This for your infor
nation.
The pay, car was partly unload
ed at this place last week.
noticed in paper last week,
where a man in Jail broke out
with bar. l have learned since
that a boy in the same building,
broke out with the measles, but
the papers didn't mention it.
The report that Maurice Leni-
hans unemployment at this place
a few months ago, was mention
ed in this column of the Bee was
a great mistake. Investigate for
yourself, for Marcus Aurelis said
Nothing has such power to
broaden the mind as the ability
to investigate Systematically and
truly all that comes under any
observation of life.
Yes, it looks pretty hard to
have to lay off to hold your job.
Who said Prosperity?
l heard one of the boys say he
taught dear little B how to-
love him so you see experience
is not the only DEAR teacher
we have.
One of the daily papers gave
an account of man 80 years of
age killing SIX other men. Old
Sophpcles meant it, when he said
"Nobody loves life like an old
man." Do you get me?
w. II. Pilkinton was in Evans.
VILE Sunday.
One of the roundhouse labor
ers with an ebony finish on his
face said: When you heah bird
sing, wintah amt always by;
And a man amt always gone,
when he tells you goodbye.
N. b. 1t is said these jokes
and news items are guaranteed
under the food and drug act of
June 80, 1905. Serial No. 975.