The Glenwood post., 1913-02-22
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evening NJ ~ saiA = -: TAuo
vAs . naA hese t0AAy - 80 ahonk
axaAg ~ sewer bsAs ~ -ths 0nRAsa
Tor the winter He looked - aAahby
and sort Of homeless that I eave hia
yosr other light overcast
That ought to b . geol sGaet 10
ward getting him . homs.' ] eaA1 in
airth provoking way. 1t was q thsagAt-
ful move.on your part. l suppose you
figured that some lonely widow alsng
the road would fall in love With him
when she saw the graceful linas OF
I01k CU1t CulOlulA8 ulW 200 VV0lu
rush out to haul him IN
Don't try to Be- funny aas1 ny
W.;
tAaA hi innediats future I ~, IL
tAe object cf his call. DlA - vait
lsa6 saoagA 10 specify vhot - the
0a&Ase VIII Our lover bs1s tAa3 nssd-
- 0x1ngr
ny W. favsssA ~ VIII - slars
q aioAaia which - esas11me soes
slally cuttias saA s9sctive aonaaGe ny
~ Of SARCASM.
.WAy. I suppose - vaa1D - N
thsa ~ fse IL winter - sai1- I'm
~ a expsFt On sucA nattsso. ~
have a idsa that some sort q ee&en-
tioa must b paid to them bseees sero
weather comes. told The uAA to
come back this evening and So you.
There being no adequate rsply to
this under the matrimonial coAs, al
lowed the subject to drop and awaited
ny visitor. He came with tAo shad
ows. adorned with my overcast
"T was wonderin.' he said. n you
wanted your flower beds and year gar
Asn nxed up for the winter TAan he
leaned restfully against tAs porch
pillar.
whats the idea!' I asksA. Won't
hey be there next spring n I Ieavs
them alone all winterf
"'Y0. but you doat un1ssstand.'
tAs tired citizen e1plains1. They
ought to Be bedded down wi1A fertt
lizer-spaAed up and oovseeA over.
tAs way tAey N EN- IN tAs DasaD.'
"'And thea what! I 6o0nn1a4 The
ligAt q ny household vas IlsAsains
iron ~ lark,els oe IL ~ aad I
wanted hse to So tAs usssaeqlaps a
~ aSDsintDset sAs haA nAlo - -.
o...7Aaa ysas Asvsss - 49, ~
NJ xAVs . ~ Start nsxs 0pRis -
Aoge1su1eRist s9D1Aios1, 1soau11 As
0s0uDl wm - FoaAy 1se 'sa- I -
~ sSssy year ~ nIsst Of tAe -
- u tAis tsvn. I eAares . aol1ae ~
NJ t1Ds a.l 20 ~ eee IL fsee0lBeR
- oenR.'
"'1ss hsrs. yos initation sardass.'
nAs1Bo1 aftsf I haA glareA st IN Q
moment. You're the worst booster ioe
yoar0s1 that ever came down tAa4
roaA ost there. Yoar efforts te -
Aollar out Of me are 70 feebls an1
amateurish that I'd have laugh an -
myself II I wasn't getting sort Of t1re1
q your kind Of cattle.
"'You'vs got . lot Of nerve b ~
that you bed down the vegetable oae
Aens Of most Of the people In tAls
town every year, % they'll Be reaAy -
DO business with . rush in the spginG.
time,' told hin. Why, there ut
another suburb on this branch q ~
railroad that turns oat such . vssth-
Sess lot Of garden truck - this oas.'
Now I know what's the matAsr-
its all yosr fault. II you'd keep yses
hands OF the gardens and let th1n0D
alone people might have . chanse -
raise . fsw sSsing onions at . cot -
not moro than es . dozen. aaA -
might even gst an occasional raAlsA
that wasn't . sogsy sponge Noe -
tent with getting my fall overcsak ~
merely standing around and looh1Ag
frostbitten, you expect me to give yoa
. dollar for taking exercise that vsal1
keep you warm while you are spS1anng
ny garden!' s
MY caller shifted his weight te IL
other foot and looked uncomforenhao
for few seconds, but he was rsaAy
with his defense. ~
WELL he said. = mans sse -
live.'
"sThere!' my wife exclaimed tEe
umprantly from the darkness behinA
me. That's the point you always Ossc.
look!' s
80 this morning that deprssosa
Ysfsoa was busy in our garden WsgA
sDaAs and wheelbarrow when / ~
homo. Lovely woman may noe -
stTo0G - he Aner points oe lnG1A
~ - CERTAINLY Aas the gift of -
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