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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
End..vorIna 70 % Polite.

end00VoFIh0 70 % P0t1So.
Look out, down thers!" yelled Pat
after . heavy beam had fallen from
the sixteenth story.
Whats the use looking out now?'
called q man who had narrowly
escaped being crushed.
There mayn't be any use. but ]
thought you might b provoked II J
didn't notice it."-Judgo's Library.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
ona al Hla oM Yesrs.

! you seem harmless" said the po
lice Justice, "but the odicer reports
you as having no visible means OF
support. Haven't you any trade or 90
cupation?"
II have, your honor" responded the
man: I'm an enumerator. I'm out OF
. job just now, your honor. but every
ten years help take the national
census"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease, the antiseptic pow
der. 1t relieves tired, aching, swol-
len, sweating feet, and makes walking
easy. Takes the sting out of corns
and bunions. Over 80, 900 testimonials.
Sold everywhere, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute, Sample Free. Address,
Allen S. Olmsted, lie Rov, N. Y. 44,4
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
Promoters A.Jeer.

n don't understand 1t ut oil" said
the man whose mail consists largely
OF prospectuses.
whats that?"
1.-THE north pole has been discov
cred all this time and nobody has sent
me any circulars advising me to get
in on the ground floor, while 1t 10 b.
Ing capitalized for an Ice plant"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
A Labor oaver.

1.-THE taximeter 10 hardly what you
would call labor.sGving device"
yes, 1t b." replied Mr.. Growcher.
ut enables the driver to tell all kinds
OF untruths without ever exercising his
imagination"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
Too Tame.

Too Tame.
"Our Turkish war pictures fell nat
"Why was that?"
people claimed they weren't %
GOOD as the kind we used to stage our
selves on Long island"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31

Trappers and Farmers, Attention {!
See me before selling your Furs.
Will pay the best price. Phone 376.
SAN FELDsTEIN.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
Chronic Constipation Cured

Five years sgo had the worst
case Of chronic constipation l ever
knew of, and Chamberlain Tablets
cured me, " writes S. F. Fish, Brook
Mich. For sale by Fred Lowry.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
There'e . Reason,

Sidewhiskers may come back in style.
And be the rage they used to be:
But I won't wear 'em. For my wife
Says she won't lot me.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
Better Job.

Poet-My fancy paints my dear
loves face to me.
Friend-I'n bet your fancy isn't
half a. good on the job - your dear
loves maid.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
Grouchy,

Grinder see that fellow over In
England has invented wire netting
guard that will prevent automobiles
from scattering mud on pedestrians.
Grouch-Buu what's mud for?
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
Made : plmersnee.

Made q 0tn0roneo.
II told Maud that Jack was simply
crazy to marry her and she took Of
Tense"
why was that?''
Don't know, unless 1t was that
when / said 1t they had been mar
Red"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31

The Homesteaders Gamble . ,ne'h sf t ss
weeks issue. 1t is by w. Harsha, Colorado home
steader and it tells the whole homesteadng proposition
from A to z. Mr.. Harsha has been through the mill
and he says that who stakes homestead and
hasn't the two G's-gumption and grit-had better
quit He says further that homesteader will stand
better chance of succeeding if he has $1,000 in cash.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
T. N. Hawkins, Kansas.

1t is surely considered good recon-
mendati IL n. Of an article when ths prop
gard to medicines, the range Of choice
10 especially large. Yet when Druggist
got i'll and needed . reliable laxative
and tonic for his stomach trouble he
selected DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin,
which he naturally considers the best. ),
This remedy is absolutely guaranteed
to do what is claimed, and il you want
to try it before buying, send yOur ad-
dress for free sample bottle to Pepsin
Syrup Co. l19 Caldwell Bldg. Monticel
10, III. It is sold by all Druggists ut
Soc and 81 bottle.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
chambsrlain,s Cough Remedy.

This remedy has no superior for
coughs and colds. 1t is pleasant to
take. 1t contains no opium or other
narcotic. 1t always cures. For sale
by Fred Lowry
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31
Equilibrium.

equilibrium.
Nell-Young Mr.. Saphedde prides
himself on being well balanced.
Belle-Yes. he even parts his hair
u the middle
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO.
Lucas COuntv-ss. n
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm Of Il. J. Cheney
\ Co., doing business in. the City Of Tole-
do. County and State Aforesaid. and that
said firm will pay the sum Of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for each and every case
Of Catnrrb that cannot be cured by the use
Of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
my presence, this 9TH day OF december,
A. D., 1886.
(Seal) Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure IL taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mu.
cous surfaces Of the system. Send for tes
timOnials free.
F. J. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists tic.
Take Halls Family Pills for COnstipa-
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1913-01-31

When In Doubt, Operate.
II think its .your appendix"
"Are you sure. doctor?"
How can l be until I've had It out
and examined it?'-Life.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
4 Night OF Terror.

Few nights are more terrible than
that of a mother looking on her child
choking and gasping for breath du--
ring an attack of Group and nothing,
in the house to relieve it. Many moth
ers have passed nights of terror in
this situation. A little forethought
viii lenable you to avoid all this.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy is a,
certain cure for Group and has never
been known to fail. Keep it at hand.
For sale by all dealers. Adv.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
A COnsumptive Cough

A cough that bothers you cont!ru-
ally is one Of the danger signals which
warns of consumption. DR.. Kings Few
Discovery stop the cough, !uosen the
chest, Danish fever and let yo.; sleep
peacefully. The first dose checks the
symptoms and gives prompt relief.
Mrs. A. F. Mertz, of Glen Ellyn. Ia,
writes: "Dr. Kings New Discovery
cured stubborn cough after weeks
doctoring failed to help" Try it. as it
will do the same for you. Best medi-
cine for coughs, colds, throat and lung
troubles. Money back if it fails. Price.
SOC. & 81. All druggists, by mail. H.
E. Bucklen & Co., Philadelphia or St.
I0uis. Advertisement
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
MASTERS SALE.
State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield.

State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield.
Almetta J. Blackmon,
Plaintiff,
against
Bennie Horton ct. al.
Defendants.
Pursuant to a decree heretofore
granted in the case of Almetta j.
Blackmon VS.. Bennie Horton ct. al, |
will offer for sale before the Court
House Door in Chesterfield, S. c.. on
the first Monday in December, same
being the 1st. between the legal hours
of sale, the following real estate, to
wit:
All that certain tract of land lying,
being and situate in the county OF
Chesterfield in said State, contain
ing one hundred and fifty Q50) acres,
more or less, with beginning point
at a corner of Swift Creek and Ca
tarrh Public Road where the line OF
the land of Handy Pate corners in
said public road; and running thence
West along the line of Handy Pates
land to Lynche' sRiver; thence North
ND said river to a point where Bridge
Branch empties IN said river; thence
up said branch with the southern edge
of the swamp as line to the George
town and Charlotte highways; thence
continuing up said branch with the
northern edge of the swamp as the
line to the head of said branch;
thence in a straight line to beginning
point; and bounded North and East
by lands Of G. T. Horton; South by
lands of Handy Pate; and West by
Lynche's River.
Terms of sale-one-half cash and
balance in one year, secured by bond
of purchaser and mortgage of the
premises, with interest from the date
Of sale at the rate OF eight per cent
per annum.
P. A. MURRAY, Jr.,
Master Chesterfield County.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
Nearly Every Child Has Worms

Nearly Every Child Has Worms
Paleness, at times a flushed face
unnatural hunger piclJdg the nose,
great thirst, ETC., ars|i4dications Of.
worms. Kickapoo wofm Killer is re-
liable; tthhuruuyt nj tutcmJ 1 re-
moval of all kinds Of worms from.
children and adults. Kickapoo Worm.
Killer in pleasant candy forms aids:
digestion, tones system, overcoming
constipation and increasing the action
of the liver. Is perfectly safe for even!
the most delicate children. Kickapoo.
Worm Killer makes children happy
and healthy. Csc. Guaranteed. Try 1t.
Drug stores or by mail Kickapoo In
dian Medicine Co., Philad lphia and
st. Louis. Advertisement.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
MASTERS SALE.

State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield.
D. H. McGregor,
Plaintiff,
against
w. D. Burr, Oma Watkins, Elitha
Cook, Jennie Stroud and William
Maree,
Defendant.
Pursuant to a decree heretofore
granted in the case of D. H. McGreg-
or plaintiff, against w. D. Burr, Oma
Watkins, Elitha Cook, Jennie Stroud
and William Maree, l will offer for
sale before the Court House door at
Chesterfield, S. c., on the first Mon
day in December, same being the 1st,
between the legal hours of sale, to
the highest bidder. for cash, the fol-
lowing described real estate, to wit:
All that certain piece, parcel OF
tract of land in said State and coun-
ty, containing one hundred and fifty
Q5O) acres, more or less, bounded
North by lands of w. E. Davis, East
by land of w. L. ]. Cassidy and w.
F. Stevenson, West by land of w. E.
Davis and w. L. J. Cassidy.
PA MURRAY, Jr.,
Master Chesterfield County.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
Cause of Insomnia.

The most common cause Of insom--
mia is disorders of the stomach and
constipation. Ohamberlain's Tablets.
correct these disorders and enable you
to sleep. For sale by all dealers. Ad.-
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
REGISTRATION NOTICE.

The books of Registration are now
open at my office for the registering
of qualified voters for municipal cleo
tions to be held January 18th, 1914, for
the election of Mayor and Wardens of
Cheraw.
JOE LINDSAY,
Oct. 13, 1918. Supt. Registration
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
Tonight.

Tonight, if you feel dull and stupid,
or bilious and constipated, take a.
dose of Chamberlain's Tablets and
you will feel all right tomorrow. For
sale by all dealers. Advertisement.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
MASTERS SALE.

State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield.
The Bank of Hartsville
Plaintiff,
against
w. H. Hall,
Defendant.
Pursuant to a decree heretofore.
granted in the case of The Bank of
Hartsville, plaintiff, against w. H.
Hall, defendant, will offer for sale
before the Court House door at Ches-
terfield, S. c., on the first Monday in
December, same being the 1st, be-
tween the legal hours of sale, TO the
highest bidder for cash the following
described real estate, to wit:
All that certain piece, parcel or
tract of land situate, lying and being
in Alligator Township, in Chester
field county. containing two hundred
and fifty (2j0) acres. more or less,
bounded North and East now or later
by land of Jesse L. Johnson; South
by land of Johnnie Johnson; and West
by an agreed line between w. H. Hall
and B. B. Hall.
P. A. MURRAY, Jr.,
Master Chesterfield County.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
Their Hanclcap In LIE.

Have you ever noticed that some
follow the rules Of prejudice 50 close
that 1t looks as II they were under
contract with progress not to compete
with It?
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
One Little Sin.

It IL astonishing how soon the
whole conscience begins to unravel
II q single stitch drops; one little sin
INDUCED makes hole you could put
your head through.-Charles Buxton.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
More Valuable to { immunity.

de man DAT goes around wifi chip
on his shoulder" said Uncle Eben..,
don't git along near as we'll as de one.
dats willin' to 60 little further an
tote a bundle OF frewood."
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
Suspicion,

Always to think the worst, I have
ever found to be the mark of a mean
spirit and a base souL-Bolingbroke.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
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against
C. C. Parker ct. al,
Defendants.


Defendants.
Pursuant to decree heretofore
granted in the case of Edwin Malloy
VS.. C. C. Parker ct. al, | will offer
for sale before the Court House door
at Chesterfield, S. c., on the first Mon
day in Dec ember, same being the 1st
the following described real estate, to
wit:
All that tract of land in the above
State and county, bounded by land OF
John Hunt, by Bear Creek, by land OF
A. Bright, and also by lands owned
by John Grant, being part of tract
containing three hundred (300) acres,
more or less, including all improve
ments, on which Lawrence Parker
lived.
Terms of sale-one-third cash and
balance in one or two years. with
interest from date of sale at the rate
of seven per cent per annum Sc
cured by bond of the purchaser and
mo tgage of the premises so sold, with
privilege of paying all cash.
P. A. MURRAY, Jr.,
Master Chesterfield County.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
MASTERS SALE.

State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield.
Home Fertilizer and Chemical Co.,
Plaintiff,
against
F. S. Gillespie,
Defendant
Pursuant to decree heretofore
granted in the case of Home Fertlllzer
and Chemical Co., plaintiffs, against
F.. s. Gillespie, defendant, | Will offer
for sale before the Court House door
in Chesterfield, S. c.. on the first
Monday, in December, 1913, same be-
ing the 1st, between the legal hours OF
sale, to the highest bidder for cash.
the following real estate, to wit:
All that certain piece or parcel OF
land, situate and being in the State
and county aforesaid, containing fifty
five (55) acres, lying near the town OF
Patrick, S. c., and bounded on the
North by land of j. W. Brasington,
on the East by land o. W. L. Gillespie,
on the South by lands OF the estate OF
Alex. Wilks-being a tract of land of
the estate of Alex. Wilks conveyed
to F. S. Gillespie by DaniE Turnage
by deed dated 9th January. 1911.
p. A. MURRAY, Jr.,
Master Chesterfield County.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
PROPERTY TAX NOW DUE.

Tax books for collection Of Town
property tax will be open at the
Jerks office on and after October lst.
until December 3lst. after which time
the penalty will be added.
d. l.. TILLMAN,
City Clerk.
Advertisement.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
LOOK HERE
All prospective buyers os
All prospective buyers
es, Mules Wagons Bugges Carriages, Harness or Parts of
Harness, extra Shafts or Poles Laprobes, Whips &c

before
the stuff
Horse
carried
help here all the
Of will subscription the At
the Home months
WomansW World.
buggy will Aunt Dnahs Cook Book
u months Womans
MaqaIne eand2 2months Life.
ofers will be good until January l. 1914
Vervt truly
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
MASTERS SALE.
State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield.

State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield.
]. c. Poison,
Plaintiff,
against
j. w. Goodwin,
Defendant.
Pursuant to decree heretofore
granted in the case OF j. &. Poison,
plaintiff, against j. w. Goodwin, de-
fendant, l will offer for sale before
the Court House door in Chesterfield.
S. c., on the first Monday in Decen-
ber, same being the 1st, between the
legal hours of sale, to the highest
bidder for cash, the following de-
scribed real estate, to wit:
All that portion of land allotted to
]. w. Goodwin in the above entitled
action, containing about sixty-three
.sasTeS and --lsias -Aaiw 1iGlGl street
iii l6wn Of Patrick, s. c., and
Juniper Creek.
P. A. MURRAY, Jr.,
Tornf,,
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1913-11-27
MASTERS SALE.

State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield.
Edwin Malloy,
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Edwin Malloy,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16

sef-reliant If she were to begi1 with the slippers it might not be q bad idea to have a slipper case, tack ed inside the closet door. and to gent ly insinuate to her husband that the slippers win not go in the case un- less he puts them there. The same system of training might be tried on the boys, which will eventually make things easier for their wives to be.
 For the woman who wants to try this gentle method of persuading h e- husband to keep his things in order the accompanying diagram shows 9 model for a very convenient slipper case. This has two small pockets for each pair of slippers Each pocket should be about four inches wide Thus there will be needed a piece of cretonne or other stout cloth, sixteen or eighteen inches wide and twenty six inches deep If it is doub1e-faced cloth, about ten inches can be turned up at the top for the pockets. This makes a stouter case than where a single faced cloth is used and a piece for the pocket is cut off and then has the edges bound around Stitch be- tween the pockets and stitch at the sides or bind Make the loops of braid as shown in the diagram for hanging the case
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16

side of the middle fold and slant up on line fifteen inches long to tn } upper arm point The lower edge of the sleeve is ten inches long.
 Bind all around with ribbon Fasten the sleeves together by three ribbon bows underneath, fasten sides with three ribbon bows on each. Also put a rosette at the neck and three small bows up and down the front A short kimona of this sort is so easy to slip on that it will be found a gen uine comfort. If made as directed, it will be 8 dainty garment, provided the ribbon is chosen to harmonize with the flower pattern of the mate rial.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16

away until the convenient time" for nending them comes Such a bag can be made from yard and a, half of creto1ne or any other suitable fabric, a curtain cord of color to match the material and an embroidery hoop, either round or oval.
 First, cut The shape of the bag as in the diagram, rounding the corners. Then sew the frin into the seam and attach to the embroidery hoop by folding over and scanning. Make a lid from cardboard covering it with the material. Use the colored curtain cord to hang by. The cretonne may be bought for 23c, the cord for 10c, and the hoops for Sc.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16
A one.Piaoa Kinnna

To make the convenient little jack ct suggested in the accompanying dia- gram, one will need yard and q half of thirty six inch lowered lawn or other sheer material twelve yards of imitation Valenciennes lace and ten yards of baby ribbon. These all can be purchased for about fifty cents Fold the cloth in the middle cross wise and cut out a circle for the neck.
 Mark off the bottom twenty six inches or thirteen inches on each
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16
Combino Sacoue.

A dainty con1bing sacque that can be easily and quickly made is in the form Of q square with a small circle cut cut aI the center. Materials required for it are yard of white batiste and three-fourths of q yard of colored ba- tisle. Cut a thir1y-six inch square from the white batiste. Cut a piece out for the backs. Make a slit from the neck to the end of one corner, this 10 serve as the opening in the front
 This leaves a point coming directly
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16

a pad can be tipped at the corners or it can have end bandings as suggest ed in the diagram published herewith.
 For the blotter, cut 8 piece of paste board, 1Sx12 inches and cover one side with cretonne or chintz or plain cloth of any good color The chintz can be turned over at each end or embroider- ed strips can be applied so that they will form a strap to hold the ends of the plotting paper underneath.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16
French Documents Destroyed.

Paris, Dec. 14.-An enormous mum Der of documents stored in the nation al archives and indispensable to French history of the 18th century have been accidentally destroyed. The director, in order to make space, cleared out and destroyed fifty tons of apparently worthless papers. By mistake all the documents relating to the history of public education in France for a largs part of the last century were included.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16
Spool Case.

The materials that will be needed for making spool case like the one illus trated, are one-sixth of a yard of five inch lowered ribbon, which will cost five cents; one sixth of yard of white satin ribbon which will cost seven cents; one and one half yards of narrow ribbon, costing six cents; and three spools of cotton, 50, 70 and so which will cost 15 cents, Total cost B cents. Cut out four pieces of cardboard like
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16

If yon are eahstipated, your entire system is poisoned by the waste mat ter kept in the body serious results often follow. Use Dr, Kings New Life Pills and you will soon get rid of con- stipation, headache and other troubles. 25c at druggists or by mail H. E. Bucklea & Cs., Philadelphia and St. Letis,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16

and 1 got notnlng
 that helped me un-
 til I began taking
 Lydia E. Pinkham s V e g e t a ble Com pound. I was irreg- ular and had cramps so bad that I had to
 go to bed. Now I have better health than I have had for years and I cannot speak too highly of
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16
Slipper Case.

The man whose wife is fond of wait ing on him and who thereby rather tspoils" him, sometimes finds it diff ficnlt to know just where to keep all his possessions in order when his guardian and caretaker is away from home. He is especially liable to find his slippers smissing when he come home in the evening. Of course, if his wife were there, he would know exactly where to find them, since it is her pleasure to pick them up where ever he may leave them whether t be in the bath room or at the foot of the bed or in other places and then put them in a certain place where 1t is most convenient for him to slip them on when he comes home. If the careful little wife could institute a gentle measure of training she would save herself a good many steps and incidentally would make hubby more
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16
Tn Ely Over .thA Andes.

Santiago, Chile, Dee. 14--senef Fiji gueroa. who has been making prep arations for a flight over the Andes, left here today for the foot of the mountains, and hopes to carry out hls object this week.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-16
Greek Flag Floats Over Crete.

Canea. Crete, Dec. 1.-The formal annexation of the island of Crete to Greece was carried out today with inn posing ceremonial. King Constantine personally ran up the Hellenic flag over the fort.