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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
Will Get Rid of Felon.

To cure a felon take common salt.
as used for sailing pork or beef, dry
in the oven, pound fine, mix with
equal parts of spirits of turpentine.
put in a cloth and wrap around the
affected part. AS 1t gets dry put IN
more. Twenty-four hours of this
treatment will kill the felon.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
Blying a Grindstone.

When 'ou buy grindstone get a
good big one. Then rig it up with a
treadle AID turn to suit yourself. A
large stoe balances better and runs
truer.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
Not a Bad Case

so that is your avuneular rela-
ton"
HE was. but the new doctor we
got. cured him"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your rheumatism and all
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises. Cuts,
Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

Il only honest men took a hand in
The political game it would be some
thng'like solitaire.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
His Idea,

Gould you call a dogs chasing Of
his tail an economic pursuit."
II don't see how"
isn't he trying to make both ends
meet?"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

Nine tailors are needed to make a
nlh, but there are lots OF chaps whose
tsedit isn't good with one.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
Added Injury.
He-This steak is burnt.
she-That's right-roast it!

R,hhf,y on little things like bluing. Don't
supt water for bluing. Ask for Red Cross
Dill Blue, the extra good value blue. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
Literal Nomenclature

Why do you call your sketch
Wrinkles"
Because it is a head liner"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

GRANULATED EYELIDS CURED
n worst cases, no matter of how long stand ing,
~ eursd BY the wonderful old reliable Dr. Porters
lsrIsptle Healing OIL Relieves pal n and heals az
mnne dine 25c, Zoe, Sl.UU.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
Care for Dogs.

The dg that is we'll fed and pet
ted a lite at home is not apt to be-
come a 'rowler. Dogs, like zen, II
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
Similar,

Bacon-Huxley said that an oyster
is as complicated as q watch.
Egbert-Well, know both Of them
run down easily.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
lmportant to Mothers
Hunts Hares With Auto

Sport in new form now appeals 10
a New Zealand farmer. Driving in a
motor car with two powerful head
lights, he bags nightly between six
and dozen hares the animals being
so fascinated by the glare of the
lamps that they become stationary
targets.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

Pensive maids may develop into ex
peusiye wives.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

Every time a small man L. called
upon to lay a corner stone he cacklss.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

Many a man merely stubs his toe
when he tries to put his best foot for
ward
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

4 takes man who doesn't have to
I've the simple life to see the beauties
d II
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

Hens can moult. but fat people have
no such sinecure.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

Men frequently see visions-of the
blonde or brunette type
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24

Worth mountains OF gold" says one woman Another
says, ii would not give Lydia L. Pnkhams Vegetable
Compound for all the other medicines for women in the
world Still another writes IL should like to have the
merits OF Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound thrown
on the with search that all suffering women could
read and be convinced that there is remedy for their ills"
we could fill times the with such Quo.
oS taken from the letters have received women
Pmkhams Vegetable Compound. 1' -
Why has Lydia Fnkhams Vegetable Compound ACCOMPLISHED
such universal Why has hrive and kent ON
doing its glorious work among the sick world for more
than 30 years? ~
Simply and surely because of its sterling worth III. reason M
other medicine has approached plainly and SIM
ply because there other medicine
Here are two letters that the sk-ony two
OF thousands but both tell comforting
man who will read them-and be guided bY Thorn. - -
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
FOR WEAKNESS MD LOSS OF Ape

TITF
me Dld Sta ndart general Strengthening tonic.
GROVE : TASrBLFSS chill Tonic drive, out Ma
lara ana brilds up the system. 4 TIN. tonic and
sure Appetizer. For adut, and Cu,.dr,u ~ cents.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-05-24
FROM MRS. ID. H.BROWN.

lola, kansas.-''During the Change
of Life was sick for two years. Be-
fore l took your medicine l could
not bear the weight of my clothes
and was bloated very badly. i doc
tored with three doctors but they
did me no good. They said nature
must have it's way. My sister ad-
vised me to take Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and l purchased
a bottle. Before it was gone the
bloating left me and l was not SO
sore. l continued taking it until 1
had taken II bottles. Now l am
stronger than l have been for wears
and can do all my work, even the
washing. Your medicine is worth
its weight in gold. l cannot praise
it enough. If more women would
take your medicine there would be
more healthy women. You may use
this letter for the good of others."-
Mrs d. II. Brown, 500 North Walnut
Street, lola, Kan.
E3ESWrite to LYDIA r. PINKHA
E (C0NFIDENTIAE LYNN, Nj
Your letter will be opened, read
~ y woman and HE'LL in Sfri.si a.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
Skdt Tournament.

Players to the number of 76 took part
in the inter-county skat tournament held
at the Military band hall last Sunday af
ternoOn under the auspices Of the Wat
ertOwn Skat club. There were players
from OcOnOmOwOc, johnson Creek, Hus-
tisford, Clyman, Redwood and Milwau-
kee at the tournament. Fred Maerzke
was the winner of the first prize. Four
teen prizes were given. ~
F. Maerzke, 19 won, lost, Is games.
John Backus, Clyman GA highs points.
Otto KIemp. Hustiford, diamond solo
against 5.
H. Winkler, 20 won, 2 lost, Is games.
@. Reidenbach, Redwood, 625 high
points.
P. Hartig. high play, 140, 463 poims.
Max Meier, club tOurne 5, 355 points.
Paul Jaecke, Hustisford, won 81, lost 8
net IS.
Von Heiden, 5a1 high points.
]. 7. Garland. spade solo against 4, 5S6
points.
LII. Cordes, won II, lost 2, net Is
games.
". Goecke. 545 points.
E. A. Kautsky. Oconomowoc. high
plav, 14O 2s4 points,
T. Wandryka, club touIne against
40points.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
Damage Action Against City.

Several months ago, it will be remem-
bered, that man was accidently killed
while driving across the track of the
Milwaukee road with load of brick, be-
cause of sharp depression in the street
near the track, which caused the front
endboard to drop out thus causing the
driver to fall forward and the bricks to
fall upon him, breaking his neck. Now,
the heirs, so it is reported, have begun
an action against the city, asking dam
ages in the sum of $4,000. At the time
of the accident it looked al if the unfor-
tunate man was guilty Of contributory
negligence in attempting to drive with
heavy load over road in such con
dition. Yet there may be facts unknown
to the public which will appear at the
trial.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
A Clever Trick.

A travelling man entered the dining
room of leading hotel in Buffalo on
Monday and as the waiter Was serving
him he drew twO-dollar bill from his
pocket and showing it to him said: Bill,
shall remain here until Thursday night
and then this will be yours" Thank
you, sir, I'll take the best of care OF you,
sure, sir" replied the waiter.
And he did cater to the traveller and
serve him excellently. 1t so happened
that on Thursday morning the traveller
was hastily summoned to Chicago and
it was weeks before he returned to the
Bnffalo hotel. Shortly, his former wait
er whom he had forgotten along with
the incident, came up to him and said:
"Say boss, please play that tw5-dOllar
trick on your new waiter, for Pse got a
SPECIAL gruige 'gainst him; he's de
meanes' man what's in de whole house. .
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
The Cause of rheumatism.
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Charles B. Allen, school principal, of
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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
Something about Baseball.

There is probably no baseball entbnsi-
asst in the city who is better acquainted
with the rules of the game than Alder
man R. Nj. Hahn whohas been chosen as
manager of the Watertown Pennant Win
ners During the coming season he will
be found on the field in the "thickest of
the fray" and not sitting up on the
bench directing the game with his eye
He isn't that kind Of a ballpliyer. but
one who desires to swat b lis like the
other members of the team and rejoice
with them when a victory is won and
our home team comes marching w tn
banner flying.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
Wisconsin Pointing the Way to
the Nation.

Madison Wis, Mar. 12-( Especially D--How
the example of Wisconsin is making its
impress on old conservative states like
Ohio WAS brought TO the attention Gf
members of the legislature and busi-
ness men of Madison by Rev. Washing
ton GLADDEN., noted devine of Columbus,
Ohio. and one of the leading sOciologists
of the country, in brief address at the
Madison Saturday Lunch club.
Mr.. GLADDEN. said that the new consti-
tuition of Ohio, which is one of the most
progressive constitutions in this country
adopted by state that had. up to that
time, been one one of the most c0nsera-
tive states, was patterned largely upon
the progressive measures and experience
of Wisconsin.
eve are trying to realize our demo-
crscy," said MIR. GLADDEN.. 'We realize
that that time has come when the peO-
pie will take larger part in Legislation
and in government, and that we must de-
wise the machinery for the larger cooper
alton, which shall again enthrones de-
mOcracy in power"
The speech of Mr.. GLADDEN. followed
program devoted to Padgot system of
government accounts. Mr.. ]. B. Tanner
employed by the Wisconsin Board of
Public Affairs, in the brief time at his
disposal, demonstrated the practicabillity
of such budget system as Is proposed
and recommended by the board of Public
Affairs and practically adopted by the
Joint Finance committee, assuring its
adoption by the legislature.
Answering the criticism that budget
system was neither possible nor desirable
under our form of government where the
people themselves decide what eXpendi-
lures shall be made, Mr.. Tanner said,
Appropriations to be intelligently made,
must be based upon an exact knowledge
of the activities and the needs of every
department of the state government, down
to the minutest detail. This can be
given members of the legislature only
by thorough classification by expert ac-
eountants, of the channels of expenditure
both of the past and estimated for the
future The birds-eye view OF state ex-
penditures should be printed and placed
in the hands of every member of t1e legls-
lature prior to the opening of the session
SO that he may have exact knowledge OF
every appropriation item that he must
vote upon. The budget system as proposed
in Wisconsin, does not deprive the peo
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
COMPLIMENT TO THE COWS.

f"Oh. mother" cried Mabel, who had
never visited in the country, IL have Just
had letter from my schoomate, Addie
Randall, inviting me to spend two weeks
on her fathers farm"
Mabel's mother locked up langridsy.
"Yes, dear" she remarked. "and what
does she saw about the society in the
nelghbOrh00d? Does she mention any
One?"
NC answered Mabel, thought uilv.
but I've heard her mention the Hol-
stems and Guernseys.''
"Oh, we'll" said mother,'T presume
they are pleasant people,"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
Best Known Cough Remedy.
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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
B ;St for Skin Diseases.
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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14


life, neither would He have shared in
the grand consummation and exalta-
ton to the Divine nature. st Paul
declared tbs. saying that our Lord
was obedient unto death. "even the
death of the cross. wherefore ION this
account God also hath highly exalted
Him."-Phillipian 2:8 9.
(3) We are to remember that the
same rule applies to all Of the Church.
1t is not sufficient that we cOnsccrdte
our lives We must show our loyalty
and our faithfulness by laying down
our lives by taking up the cross, by
drinking of His cup. by being Immersed
into His death Only such will share
Messiah's Throne Of Glory. IF we
suffer. we shall reign with Him; if we
be dead with Him. we shall also live
with Him."-2 Timothy 2:11. II; RO-
mans 8:17.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
viii Go to Milwaukee.

Eighty members of the student body at
the Northwestern college of Natert0Wr,
accompanied by the choir Of the colIege
and several Of the church ch0irs of the
city haze chartered an interurban train
for the purpose of attending the per-
formance of st. Matthew Passion in the
Auditorium iu Milwaukee Palm Sunday
evening. under the auspices of the A
CapelIa chorus,
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
0AINTIES FOR THE LUNCHEON
Hostess Who Wishes to Set Some
thing Really Appetizing Before
Her Guests Should Try These.

A new sandwich served with after
toast, dipped on one side in melted
butter, and filled with iced raw oys
ters, sprinkled with lemon
A variation of this filing Is to stew
the oysters until they curl slightly, re-
move the eye, chop rather coarse
ly with silver knife, and mix with
mayonnaise. ~ 4
Another good toast mixture has the
toast prepared in the same way
and filed with finely scrambled
egg, sprinkled with finely chopped
crisp bacon. Both of these sand
wiches must be eaten Immediately or
they are not good.
Instead of serving lemon with tea,
have on the tray jar Of grapefruit
marmalade-in a silver holder or crys
tai jam jar If you have an eye and
pocketbook for effect Put teaspoon
full Of the marmalade into the tea in
stead of the usual slice of lemon.
Queer, but good.
Orange marmalade is used in the
same way; so is preserved ginger and
branded fruit. The latter must be
chopped into quite small pieces if the
fruit Is whole.
The Russians use preserves of
all kinds in the tea, but the mar
malades and conseryes that have
a slightly acid or pungent tang are
less cloying.
A sweet toast is made by cutting
small squares of oblongs Of toast.
This is dipped into mixture made
from pint OF hot milk, into which
has been stirred the grated rind OF a
lemon and four tablespoonfuls OF
sugar. Flavor with a dash of brandy.
Dip the soaked toast in beaten egg
and fry quickly in hot butter, or bake
on a wellgreased griddle. Sprinkle
with powdered sugar and serve imme-
diately.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
To California.

Three as transcontinental trains
daily, each superbly equipped with all
travel comforts = The San Francisco
Overland Limited, The Los Angeles
Limited and The California Mail.
Connection is made with these trains
from all points on the North Western
Line. Booklets, reservations and full
particular Oh application to Ticket
Agents, The Chicago and North Western
RV
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
Boy Injured.

son of Mr.. and Mrs. Alex d. P,atZ. 715
Main street, was injured last Mon
day as the result of fall from the sec
ond story window at the home. The lit
tie fellow went into room where there
was an open window and in some man
ner fell out, receiving bad shaking up,
but no bones were broken. The little
fellow was indeed fortunate and Is doing
nicely.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
Smiles and ChuCkleS.
A LEGAL MATTER.

woman walked into the office of the
courtromS one busy Cay and, addrt ssing
the Judge, said:
Are you the Repro5ate, Judge?"
81 am the Probate Judge, madam"
That's what mean,'' she c ntinued.
You see, have come to you because
am in trouble. My husband was study
ing to be minister at a logical semin-
ary and he died detested and lett me
three little inidels, and / have come TO
you to be appointed their executioner."
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14

command. 1t was no imagination. no
whisperingS of witches or wizards. 1t
was no dream.
To one of Abraham's character, the
Divine command meant prompt obedi-
ence. Forthwith he journeyed, accom-
panied by his servants. Then leaving
them. Abraham and Isaac journeyed
to the top of Mt Moriah. afterwards
the site OF the Temple. The very rock
upon which Isaac Is supposed to have
been bound became the location for
the BraZen Altar. r9e
The patriarch and his son came to
this spot Then Abraham. with falter
ing lips. but determined heart. told
Isaac of the Divine command. There
he offered his son, even though the
knife did not strike the fatal blow.
The offering was complete in the sight
of Heaven; and the hand was stayed.
AS the Apostle explains. abraham
received his son from the dead in
figure Hebrews 11:19.
The Antitype of All This.
These incidents of olden time had
their effect upon the actors: but to
Gods consecrated people. enlightened
by the Holy Spirit. they have still fur
ther meaning. Abraham served as
type of God, and Isaac of Christ. Head
and Body. In the antitype God freely
offered His Son for the sins Of the
whole world. God gave His only Be
gotten Son. that whOsOever believeth
on Him might have everlasting life"
In the antitype God arranged that
Jesus should be Head of the Church.
which is His Body. Hepce the suf-
ferings of Christ. accomplished by
Jesus, were only part of the suffer
ings of the antitypical Isaac. Here
the Apostle declares. I'VE, brethren,
as Isaac was, are the children Of prom
ise." The Church of Christ is required
to prove her worthineSs of sharing In
the First Resurrection by being made
conformable to Christ's daath The cup
which our Lord drank He passed on to
His followers. saying. Drink ye all
CT it."
The Ram In the Thicket.
When God stayed Abraham's hand
through the angel, ram caught in a
thicket was provided as a sacrifice in
stead Thus ram in sacrifice became
the symbol of the Seed Of Abrah ham,
and an indication of the process by
which reconciliation Of Divine Justice
will be made on behalf Of humanity.
This thought was repeated In Gods
subsequent dealings with Israel. Thus
the Passover Lamb was slain. and it's
blood sprinkled. typically foretelling
that there could be no Church of the
First-born during this Gospel Age, ex
cept through the slain Lamb of God.
which taketh away the sin of the
world" Israel's sin offerings and
burnt offerings spoke of redemptive
work to be accomplished before the
blessing could come.
Amongst many lessons learned from
the testings Of Abraham's faith are
these:
a. The necessity for the death Of the
One through whom blessings will even
tually come to mankind. If Jesus had
not died for our sins, there would have
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-03-14
Are You COnStipdted?
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Pills, take them regularly and your
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