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Morris tribune., 1913-08-01
A Welcome psIusion.

Doctor Ito sick mans wife)-Does
your husband suffer from decisions,
Mrs. Jones? Mrs. Jones-I hope so,
doctor. He's been worrying for a
week over what he thinks your bill
will be- Boston Transcript.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01
True Charity

Every good act is charity. Giving
water to the thirsty is charity. Re
moving stones and thorns from the
road is charity. Exhorting your fel
low men to virtuous deeds is charity
Smiling in your brothers face is char
ity. Putting Wanderer in the right
path is charity. A mans true wealth
is the good he does in this world.
When he dies mortals will ask what
property has he left behind him, but
angels will inquire, "What good deeds
hast thou sent before Moham-
med
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01
Parted bv s+vle.

Hell never see your great friend,
the baroness, with you now. Have you
quarreled? She-Oh, no, but our frocks
don't go.well together just at present
so we. are careful never to be seen
with each other.-F liegende Batter.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01
The peadheads.

What started the riot at the per-
Torrance of Hamlet last night?"
Ham held the skull and said, Alas,
poor Yorick, you are not the only
deadhead in the house. "-Pearson's
Weekly.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01
Missed a lecture.

Robins Joque found a surprise
awaiting him when he got home last
night.
Dyer-What was it? "a
Robins-His wife was sound asleep
Judge.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Caldwell, Idaho, Tribune Mrs.
BicknelA, assisted by her sisters, Mrs.
Ward Stone and Miss Julia Finney,
entertained number of friends to
dinner on the 4th at her beautiful
home on Fillmore street. The
spacious porch upon which the tables
were arranged was artistically decorat.
ed with flowers. hanging baskets
and was lovely to behold. The
table bore center pieces of sweet
peas, dainty bouquet of the same
marking each place. A delicious
four course dinner was served buffet
style and hour or so after the guests
repaired to the living room where the
remainder of the afternoon spent
in singing national and patriotic airs
Those present at this most de.
!ightful dinner were: Mr.. and Mrs
Norman Case and daughter, Helen,
Mr.. and Mrs. Ward Stone and Mr.
Alfred, Miss Finney and Mrs. Keller
Mrs Moody. Mrs. Stout, Mrs. Cook
and Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. Case.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

sick this week.
4 Herman zahl has bought a new
Paige auto.
Gus Neudick has been on the sick
list this week.
Rev. Engel Olsen was quite sick
the first of the week.
A son was horn to Mr.. and Mrs.
Kehl on Wednesday.
Mrs. W. F. Cooley has as her guest
Miss Mabel Nohl, of Buffalo.
Misses Alice and Esther Cooley are
visiting with friends in the cities.
John Folkins has bought a new
six cylinder Mitchell automobile.
Competent girl wanted for general
huosework. 81 Mrs. S. A. Flaherty.
Mrs. Hardy and daughter Faith are
visiting with relatives in the cities.
Lester Schumann. of White Rock,
is here for visit with his parents.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Ernest Fleugel, of Scott. on July
9th.
The little daughter of Alex. SIR is
recovering from an attack of Appendix
citis.
Paul Vitze, from Alexandria. has
taken a position at Brandt's barber
shop.
Remember we pay highest prices
for poultry. Stevens County Produce
Co., Morris. adv.
The Elizabeth Reem Circle will
meet with Miss Ann Spooner on Tues
day afternoon. Aug. 9Th.
Otto Hogan has returned from
Bremen, N. D.. where he has been
working for the Great Northern.
John Penn and family expect to
leave tomrrow for a visit with rela.
tives in Iowa, making the trip by
auto.
The upper floors of the new MerD
chants are about completed and Mr..
Dushek has begun to use some Of
the rooms.
i Lost. Grey possum child's coat
between Henry Heuer's and th'
Chokio road Finder please notify
AL. Amelsburg. Donnelly. adv. St
c.. J. Muckler will open his new
theatre on Monday evening, Aug
18th. He has secured an excellen
company, who will present Camille
The Stone Implement Co. bough
the stock of the Morris Implemen
Co. and will also again handle tn
Deere plows, for which Mr.. Ston
; was agent for many years.
D Judge Flaherty heard Grant coun
ty case on Tuesday and Wednesday i
which Messrs. Riniker and Scofel
appeared for the plaintiff and Murph
> and Anderson for the defendant.
OF those who have been attendin
the st. Could normal, Margare
! Newell, Gene Stenger, Mrs. Hanreha
and Ronald Morrison have returned
Anna and Ellen Murphy have gone t
Wisconsin for visit and Florenc
Newell to Hastings for visit.
A laborer by the name of Mia
PriliceVich has his hand cut off in tn
: gearing of handcar last Sunday, an
Dir. Caine amputated the arm abcv
the wrist. The crew was coming int
!. dinner and the man was knocked dow
r as he was changing hands on the cal
s In both first and after cost tn
+ Ford is proportionately inexpensive
: Twenty five miles per gallon of case
= line is not an exceptional average.
: places more per cent of tire surfac
upon the ground per pound of car tina
: any other automobile made. and it hs
a greater per cent of power per poun
. tn an any other, $500. Murphy & Ra
. som, Hancock, MINI. adv.
Caldwell, Idaho, Tribune Hor
!, W. C. Bicknell left Wednesday ever
! ing for Salt Lake to pay brief Wis
! to his distinguished cousin DR.. Thol
: w. Bicknell. DR.. Bicknell, who hs
: passed his four score years in educs
: tional work. was president of the n
: E. A. 1894-5, and is now chairma
of the Million Do1iar Fl1nd cononit
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Rev. Pilgrim was called to Rich
mond. Ind. last Friday by telegram
announcing the death of his father.
On account of his absence there will
be no services in his churches at Nor
ris and Chokio the coming Sunday.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Alfred Watzke went to Browns
Valley, Monday looking for possible
location for the practice of his profess
sion. dentisty.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Our New Gold Flour makes the
lightest and sweetest loaf of bread of
any -four sold today in Stevens county.
Our price and -four is both satisfact-
sry. If your dealer does not keep it
send to the mill and we will see that
ing get it. If you have not been US
Won New Gold send US word to that
effect and we will send you sample
sack to try free of cost. After once
using it you will not use any other
kind. Price $3.50 cwt, Mcrris
CITY Mills,
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Cement building blocks in different
sizes and patterns. Jas. R. john
son, Morris. adv. 13t.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Sell your poultry to no one but
Stevens County Produce Co.. Morris.
adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Mrs. VIM. Kirkey, of Beardsley,
is the guest of the Misses Hack this
week.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Buy your fy.nets and summer horse
goods from the Stone Implement Go.
adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Several auto loads of Morris people
went to Ortonville yesterday to attend
the circus.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

DR.. and Mrs. Jennings visited with
Mr.. ard Mrs. Stowell at Thief River
Falls few days of last week.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Little Catherine Cole had an oper-
alton Friday for enlarged tonsils and
adenOids.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

The DeLaval cream separator has
the greatest capacity, does the best
work and. wears the longest of any
separator used. Stewart sells them. adN
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Mrs. Grassman returned on We'd
nesday from visit with her daughter,
Mrs. Schliep, in Wright county.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

There will be services in the Swe-
dish Lutheran church next Sunday at
1890 and z AS.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

If you have any young chicks at Is
pounds to the dozen see US for prices.
Stevens Co. Produce Co. advtf.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Ole Ostrem has sold out his saloon
to Farman & Smith. of Webster, S.
D.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Ralph Schuman, of Red Wing, is
visiting with L. H. Schuman and
family.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Sell your poultry to no one but
Stevens County Produce Co.. Morris.
adv.
Ralph Schuman, of Red Wing, is
visiting with L. H. Schuman and
family.
We want to list your farm and will
try and sell it this fall. Dan Meyer.
advtf.
House and two lots for sale on
Seventh street and Colorado avenue.
John Shields. adv. st.
For Sale. Fine residence lot
next to Geo. Biese's. A. NJ. Thomp-
son. advtf.
For Sale.-As / am leaving the
city, l will sell my 7.room house and
two lots. John Byrne. adv.
For wells. wind mills and Fair
banks Morse & Co. gasoline engines,
call on D. and j.. Lawler. adv.
E. c., Gilbert has returned from
months vacation spent at different
points in North Dakota. Mrs. Gill
bert remained for a longer visit.
Mrs. C. j. voss and daughters.
Pearl, Violet and Dorothy LETT last
week for months visit in southern
Minnesota.
Lost 50 Gentleman gold watch
between my warehouse and residence.
Finder please return to A. A. Stone.
adv.
Wanted-A competent girl for
general house work. Small family.
Good wages paid. Inquire of Mrs.
C. l. Oliver, Graceville.
The DeLaval cream separator has
the greatest capacity, does the best
] ~vyo,.l~ ord 1ryoo~c +ho loonraS% IF onu
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Caldwell, Idaho, Tribune = Hon.
W. C. Bicknell left Wednesday even
ing for Salt Lake to pay brief visit
to his distinguished cousin DR.. Thos.
w. Bicknell. DR.. Bicknell, who has
passed his four score years in educa-
tional work. was president of the N.
E. A. 1894-5, and is now chairman
of the Million Dollar Fund commit
tee. and a life director of the asso-
citation. DR.. Bicknell had intend
ed making Caldwell visit but felt
that he could not spare the time just
row and as result Mr. Bicknell made
the trip to the Mormon City.
The sad news was received here
yesterday of the death on Mrs.
Clistie Chalgren at Seattle. Wash.
On Wednesday, Mrs. Chalgren is a
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. John Gould
and has many friends in this commune
ity where she grew to womanhood.
She has been sick only short time,
and it was not thought that the sick
ness would be serious until message
was received Wednesday that she was
very low. Her sister, Mrs. Perry.
was with her at the time of her death
The body will be brought here for
interment, but it is not known just
when TIE funeral will be. Besides
her husband and her relatives here.
Mrs. Chalgren is survived by two
small daughters.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Five and one-half per cent interest,
and cash commission tor choice farm
loans. VIM. Leuty. Morris, MINI. adv
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

The postoffice at Herman was en-
tered by burglars early yesterday
morning, the safe blown and $157 in
money taken. Nothing was known
of the robbery until morning when the
postoace employees went to work,
tho afterwards some citizens remem-
bered having heard the explosion dur
ing the night. The explosion was so
strong as to blow some of the post
Office fixtures into the street. No
trace has yet been found CT the burg
lars. Some representative of the
Herman council were here yesterday
to engage Roger Casey as their night
Waterman.
Best Pure SisaI and Standard
twines on the market at &c a
pound. Price and quality guar
anfaAd Morris Cifv Mile adv
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Lost. Grey possum child's coat,
between Henry Heuer's and the
Chokio road. Finder please notify
Al. Amelsburg. Donnelly. adv. st.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

The upper floors of the new Mer-
chants are about completed and Mr..
Dushek has begun to use some of
the rooms.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

The Elizabeth Reem Circle will
meet with Miss Ann Spooner on Tues.
day afternoon, Aug. 9Th.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Otto Hogan has returned from
Bremen, N. D.. where he has been
working for the Great Northern.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Max Trantow has a fine new cal
with all the fastest improvements :;
Rambler.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

John Penn and family expect to
leave tomrrow for a visit with rela-
tives in Iowa, making the trip by
auto.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Smoke the Big Stone. Made at Nor
ris. Ten years before the public. adv
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Remember we pay highest prices
for poultry. Stevens County Produce
Co., Morris. adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Wanted-A. competent girl for
general house work. Small family.
Good wages paid. Inquire of Mrs.
C. I. Oliver, Graceville.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Paul Vitze, from Alexandria. has
taken a position at Brandt's barber
shop.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

We want to list your farm and will
try and sell it this fall. Dan Meyer.
advtf.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01
NOTES OF LOCAL INCIDENTS
NEWS OF LOCAL INTEREST

Stones Special soft coal. Once
tried always used. adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

Lost s. A Gentleman gold watch
between my warehouse and residence.
Finder please return to A. A. Stone.
adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-08-01

In both first and after cost the
Ford is proportionately inexpensive.
Twenty five miles per gallon of gaso-
line is not an exceptional average. 1t
places more per cent of tire surface
upon the ground per pound of car than
any other automobile made. and it has
greater per cent of power per pound
tn an any other. $500. Murphy & Ran
som, Hancock, MINI. adv.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY
SPEAKING OF LOBBYING!

Atlanta, Ga, June 24-It all de-
ponds on what one means by lobby
ing" as to whether the accusation is
true that lobbying is going on here in
Atlanta on the eve of the opening of
TIE 1913 assembly.
If lobbying means the efforts of
people who are not members of the
legislature to influence their friends
in the legislature, by argument anil
promise of mutual support, to vote fo'
this or that measure, then the state
capitol, the hotels, the whole city con-
stitute one gigantic lobby-for nobody
is doing anything else today. Ever
body is working for something.
But if lobbying means bribery n
use of underhand means to get legis-
lators to vote for this or that measure,
then it is safe assertion that the capital
OF Georgia is about as free lobbying
as any ely in the land.
But using the word lobby without
it's dishonest significance, there are
dozens of Hobbies at work among tn"
legislators, new county lobbies prison
reform Hobbies, child labor Hobbies,
compulsory education lobbies-lobbies
for practically every proposed change
and reform that will come before the
legislature for action
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25
Standing of the Clubs.
DOUBLY PROVEN.
Americas leaders Can No Longer
Doubt The Evidence.

This Americas citizen testified long
ago.
Told of quick relief-of undoubte1
benefit.
The facts are now confirmed.
Such testimony is complete-the
evidence conclusive.
1t forms convincing proof of merit.
A. c. Alexander grocer, 1872 Spring
St, Americas, Ga, says: MY back
caused me much suffering and | was
hardly able to work. The passages OF
the kidney secretions we're irregular
and caused me no end of annoyance al
night. Hearing Doan's Kidney Pills
highly spoken of, / decided to try
them. They soon relieved the pain in
my back and gradually the other symp-
toms of the trouble left. always rec
ommend Doan's Kidney Pills and / can
say that they are unequaled for curing
kidney trouble. That complaint has
never returned in my case"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo,
New York. soda agents for the United
States.
I Remember the name -Doan,s-a and
take no other.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25
GRAND COMMANDER MILLER
PAID BRIEF VISIT HERS

Grand Commander Augustus G.
Miller, of the Grand Lodge of Geor-
gia, Knights Templar, spent an hour
in Americas yesterday morning, while
en- route from Atlanta to Waycross
As a resident of Americas for several
years, and formerly eminent COM
mander Of DeMolay commandery,
Knights Templar, Mr.. Miller has n
large number of warm friends here,
and regret was expressed that his
visit was necessarily brief, as business
demanded his presence at home.
The National Commandery, Knights
Templar, will hold its annual conclav,'
in Denver in July, and as the official
head of the order in Georgia, Grand
Commander Miller will attend the SEES
sion in the Colorado capital, as may
several Americas Sir Knights and
others in. this section. Of the state. as
the trip will prove very delightful
one.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25
{. |. CafsWGlI Medicine Co.,
Americas, Ga.

Gentlemen: Whenever we get hold
of good thing we are always willing
to let the other fellow in on it.
We do unhesitatingly claim the E. f.
Carswell Medicine Co.'S preparation
LlVER-AID, one of the best sellers
for a comparatively new preparation
IN this territory, that we have ever
handled Five gross in the same
number of months being our purchase.
Your line of advertising is excep-
tionally strong, and is sure to pro-
duce results combined with the COOP
GRAFTON of the druggists which you are
featuring. Yours very truly,
TRAGEL DRUG CO.,
Per E. C. Scheper.
Richmond, Va.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25
OPERA HOUSE
TO-DAY
Wednesday
June 18th
Ad CarliSle'S Doc
and Pony Show.

The biggest attraction you
ever saw on this stage.
Send your children to
see the marvellous pony
Tom" He reads. He does
the most wonderful mathe-
NAUTICAL experiments ever in
troduced by any equine.
Let the children come and
ask him questions. Ladies
come and have your for
tune told. Tom will read
your mind. He will tell
you the past, present and
future. See the musical
dogs playing a complete Sc
lection on the staff bells.
See the tramp dog getting
arrested. And don't over
look the famous police
squad composed of Russian
poodles.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25
Fanatic Fragments
BY FRANK LONG.


reversal from much the work
pretty
much the who
Wolfe deeply.
copied
thereafter Waycoss At least that the hope
the
doubleseason of the Empire State
that it is merely
Cordee will finish first The other teams
When the second
then will become
the inc exciting the boards
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25
CHEER UP, FOLKS! THE
WORST IS YET TO COME
Real Summertime Weather is
Predicted for Week

Washington, D. c., June 24.-Redl
summer time weather with generally
fair skies during the coming week was
promised to the entire country tonight
by the Weather Bureau. Tempera-
lures above the seasonal average were
predicted for the Southern states, the
Great Central states and the Plains
states.
"A reaction from the prevailing mod
crate temperature to seasonable warm
weather will set in over the region Of
the Great Lakes, the Ohio Valley and
the Middle Atlantic and New England
states by Wednesday," the Weekly bull
letin said.
THE precipitation during the week
will be generally light and local ami
confirmed almost entirely to the
Northern states and the Rocky Moua-
tain sections.
No important storm is chartered 10
cross the country the coming week.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25
|C0RP NOT PLAYING IN old FORM
SAM Crane SAYS TY LACKS PUNCH
(By Sam Crane.)

~~tAN'|
| Unofficial batting records say that
Joe jackson has headed off Ty Cobb
as the leading batsman of the Ameri-
can league. But still the Tiger cyclone
| has a batting average of slightly over
400, SO there seems little need for
him to worry.
Now, the question naturally arises
! as the result of JacksoE's jump over
Cobb's head into first place as a bat-
ter. is Cobb going back?
Cobb has not had as long baseba.
career as Laioie by many years, but
it must be taken into consideration
that the nimble, ambitious and as
piring Southerner. in his efforts to re-
tain his prestige as the greatest play
err the game has ever produced and
to secure contracts that call for the
largest salary paid to any plain bal
player, has been very strenuous n
his playing. He has stolen more bases
than any other player, made more
runs, hammered out more safe hits
and played an altogether more vigor-
Gus game than any of his fellow
players who have been coordinate
with him. Consequently the physical
and mental strain he has been under
possibly may have Slapped his ener-
gies to dangerous degree.
During the Yankee-Detroit series,
while COBB did some good work he
did not impress me as being quite
up to his old dynamite self that once
carried everything before him. He
surely picked ont some very poor
pitched balls to hit at, and instead
Iof getting the pitcher in the hole, as
was his great forte, he allowed him
self frequently to be put at a disal-
vantage by the boxman.
1 1t may be that / am too exacting
where Cobb is concerned, for l have
Hong been one of his greatest admir-
ers and have always upheld him as
the best player the game ever devel-
oped-a player without a weakness -
and | hate to see him show any evi.
dence of waning powers or prowess,
but still there seems to me to be that
something lacking in his work here
that has taken a certain quantity of
the old kick" from his past grand
performances.
understood that during the pres
ent trip of the Tigers Cobb has been
troubled by slight attacks of dys-
pepsia, owing to change of food, ETC..
and if that is SO there is good rea-
son for his little falling off and pos
sibly means that it is only temporary
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25

Thomasville, Ca, June 24.-Thomas~
Vile made it two straights from the
Americas team this afternoon by TAX
ing the game from the visitors by the
rather one-sided score of 8 to 0. Roth
had the visitors at his mercy, having
given up only four hits.
Lowery, formerly with the Albany
team, madeh is debut with the Ameri-
Gus team and in the Empire league
The locals batted him hard and regd-
larly, the ten hits garnered netting q
total of nine runs. The Americas team
was unable to score.
In box for the locals was Roth, the
sandy-haired southpaw, who had the
Americas batters at his mercy. H.
surrendered only four hits in the
nine innings of play. The visiting
twirler was entirely outclassed by the
star southpaw of the locals
Today will mark the final struggle of
the series, which the visitors are anA-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25
! Direct From the Diamonds

HfKhR1dnkSdkktEfqp npdAEAIEl11htpL
Southern League
Atlanta |, New Orleans 4.
Montgomery 5, Nashville 6. Eleve1
innings.
Mobile 8, Birmingham i.
Memphis 4. Chattanooga 6.
South Atlantic League.
Charleston 4, Macon 0.
Columbus 5, Jacksonville 8.
Savannah 4, Albany 0.
Empire State League
Cordele 7, Waycross 0.
Valdosta 5, Brunswick 2
Thomasville 8, Americas 0.
American League.
Chicago 0, St. Louis 8.
Detroit 4, Cleveland 6. Twelve in
nings. First game.
Detroit !, Cleveland 6. Second game
Washington 3, New York 0.
Philadelphia-Bost rain.
National League.
New York a. Brooklyn 0.
Boston 5, Philadelphia 8.
Chicago 0. St. Louis /.
misunderstanding; rain.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25

Don't you think our friends remarks
on the tariff are rather frivolous
Yes. He's in a position where any
positive stand is sure to offend infiu-
entail constituents. Under the cir
cumstances the most sensible thing he
can say is something frivolous. Wash
ington Star.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25

There goes man who walks the
straight and narrow way and makes
money at it."
What does he dor
HE is a tight-rope walker in cir
Gus. Indianapolis Star.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25

What does Harold call his motor
boat?" asked Maude.
Il can't say exactly" replied May
mic. But I'm sure what he called it
when he was trying to start the engine
wasn't the name painted on the bow
Washington Star.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25

Gabe-He claims he is descendant
from a great family.
Sleeveless, and he is still descend
ing.-Cincinnat Inquirer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25

Performance begins at 3
p. m. Dog and Pony Show
about 1880 to 5 o'clock pm.
Night shows at 7:45 and
$50.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-06-25

Her Dearest Friend-Do you really
obey Charley?
Mrs. Newlywed-Cer He tells
me to please myself, and / always do
Judge.