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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
USE SALTS IF
KIDNEYS HURT
We cat too much meat which clcss
Kidneys Causing Bsck-
ache.

Most folks forget that the kid
neys, like the bowels, get sluggish
and cloeged and need flushing oc-
caslonally, else VIC have backache
and dull misery in the kidney re-
gion. severe headaches, rheu-
maticc twinges. torpid liver. acid
stomach. s:eeplessncss and al sorts
of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kid
neys active and clean, and the mo-
ment you feel an ache or pain in the
kidney region, get about four
ounces of Jad Salts frcm any good
drug store here, take a tablespoons
full in 8 as Of water before break
fast for a few days and you~ kidneys
will then act fine This famous
salts is made from the ae Il Of grape,
and lemon juice, combined with
lithia. and is harmless to flush clog
ged kidneys, and stimulate them TO
normal activity. II also neutra yes
the acids In the urine so it no longer
irritates thus ending bladder disor-
ders.
Jad Salts is harmless. inexpensive,
makes delightful efferyescc1N
litha water drink which everybody
should take now and then to keep
their kidneys clean. thus avoiding
serious complications.
A wei known local druggist says
he sells lots of Jad Salts to folks
who believe in overcoming kidney
trouble while ii Is only trouble
Adyt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

In Scappoose, Ore there Is a wind
mill in a fir tree The fir tree, which
serves as tower was sawed off at
height of about 60 feet from the
ground, and a well was sunk at the
foot Of the tree. A tank house was
then attached to the side of the trunk
some 40 feet above the ground. q
wind wheel was placed above. and the
Ingenious cwner has a model mill for
all practical purposes,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
CAIRO FOLKS
AST0NISH DRUGGIST

We sell many good medicines but
We are told the mixture of buck
thorn bark, glycerine. etc. known as
Adler-i7ka, is the best ever sold
Cairo folks astonish us daily by tell
ing bow QUICKLY AdIer-i-ka re-
lieyes sour stomach. gas on the
stomach and constipation Many
report that a SINGLE DOSE relieves
these troubles almost IMMEDIATE
LY. We are glad we are Cairo's
agents for Adler-ka. II. w. Schulz
Druggist.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
Word of Popular Origin.

Cob Is an old English word, mean
Ing a lump or chnlk OF something,
and was sometimes 1l.ed to money
In slangy sense: a goJ of money. as
we now sometimes hear a wsd of
money Cob is OF uncertain origin.
but the word gobble. as to gobble
ones food. or to eat by chunks. evi.
IDENTITY has the same root. Shake.
speare speaks OF cutting something In
10 gobbets, meaning small pieces.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
Christmas Shopping.

Postmaster General Burleson has
issued instructions to postmasters
of the United States TO do their ut
most to create an interest in early
Christmas shopping and 10
secure wherever possible the CO.
operation of merchants and shoppers
alike, says the Memphis Commercial
Appeal.
II must be remembered that five
weeks from last "wednesday night
Will be Christmas Eve. 1t does not
seem possible that the Yuletide sea
son is so close at hand, but it is
Times travels swiftly and the days
run by with unusual rapidity at this
season of the year.
There is another reason why
Christmas shopping should begin
early this year and in the future
years. The parcel post will be o
great factor in the distribution OF
Christmas gifts. The mails have
every holiday season been congested,
but since the parcel post has become
an agent in the shipment of sma
packages the postoffice authorities
are wise. to the fact that It will be
almost Impossible to handle the
business of the coming Christmas
season. In order to facilitate mat
tiers as much as possible, all interest
ed are beng urged to do what they
can to promote early shopping.
The man or woman who wishes to
send gift to a friend or relative,
and who expects 1t to be received in
time, must shop early, otherwise it
will be delayed for several days, if
not a week
The parcel post has become a
great institution. Frequently one
sees advertised some particular ar
ticle for sale in the eastern markets,
which they desire. An order placed
now will bring the gift in ample
time and there need be no worry or
uncertainty about receiving 1t.
ANoW ttIttt w ttdiiLc THAI Vii lSN7
mas La Just five weeks away, 1t is
time to ask our neighbers and our
selves how about our last years
resolution to shop early. Have you
given the subject a thought? Is il
not far better to take out time, be-
gin shopping now, when he can Sc
lect what we want at our leisure
and buy the best at suitable prices?
We are not thrust into the pandc-
monium of Christmas shoppers, who
oyer-crowd the stores. push and jos
tie each other in their anxiety to Sc
cure something and the fear of be-
ing unable to get t.
Take your time. But at your leis-
ure. You can do this If you begin
shopping this week or next. You
will also find that the merchants
will cooperate with you and give
you the choice of goods offered. The
stock is new and complete today,
and 1t may not be few weeks hence
so cooperate with the postal au-
thorities and shop early.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

The Cairo Bulletin says of Padu-
cab; Wave of Creme Sweeping Over
Kentucky City" Scoop must have
slept.o the milky way last night
Paducah Sun.
Simply referring to the creme"
!. that was WHIPPED on the surface OF
the waves dashed against the sides
Of the houses last spring when Pa
ducah was engulfed by a food of
water that covered the burg from
I'VE to fifteen feet in depth.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
What IU1oreaseh fIfr

Father Children, you did not pay
good attention to the sermon this
morning Tell me what the-Tninisser
said
Three children try with Indifferent
success.
Eight-Year-Old naughter--I know.
He said there would be only two
more Sundays Of church.--Christian
Register.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
Twas Ever Thus,

my son has become acquainted
early with womans perfdy"
"Tiow now?"
"A little schoolmate persuaded him
TO lick her slate for her, and then
declined to kiss him on account Of
possible gerns"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
lJgefui for OucA.

'T never saw fool friends do any.
thing useful before"
How now?"
~ lot OF them got 10 sending me
bricks by parcel post, and now have
enough to build that garage need"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

1t is alleged that pork chops have
: gone up 5 cents pound during the
last year. And the more they 60
up, the less they should 90 down. If
they went. down less. they would go
down more.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

.'uur ~ spIoIns sunlImmoo 90 sJH sIu
pears su mo 'pssusu 40 OF psumep
-uoo seA gu 'kqM iIusq nok l.up.Q
'SpusS pho food NV. 6pusS 'Iunuo
pIo IIsul 10 emoooq pUQ lBqA Pc
.4se 'pueiIy sunssm 'uuuQsIII NV
HLsurpIoRi.x5 BuInss EN-
When She Starts to Wonder.
Many young wife lie discouraged
by observing how much easier it was
to get 5000 engagement ring than II
Is to get check for the grocery bill.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

~ WIS mignight. Lord Algy, attired
IN null evening dress, was swimming in
the basin of a public fountain In one
OF Lcndon's squares. To Judge from
tne stroke he was using, Lord Algy
vas slightly Intoxicated. An English
hobby. : hearing the eplashing, ran up
tosfhe fountain and flashed his poke;
DAMP upon the swimmer, wferenpor
Lord Algy exclaimed with ferven.
gratitude Thank God! The light.
Of Dover''-Everyhody s,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
New Zealand Mocse ,ncreaslno.

Moose Ia New Zealand are multi.
plying at great rate Moose liber-
ated some years ago in George sound
and the west coast of the country are
affording ample proof of this.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

The approaching wedding of Miss
Wilson recalls the fact that Mrs
NICK LongwortF was also White
Mouse bride. BY the way, Alice,
where art thoug
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

Over in Kentucky candidate for
Office charged that his opponents
record was so uneven that by com
parison it made ram's horn look
like a spirit level.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
Trouble She Had Found,

Kitty-"They say, ron know, that
love makes the world 20 round" Ma
rie-'M Maybe; but 1t cannot make the
eligible young men 80 round. "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

Oh! You Calomel get out OF the
way and let Liv-Ver-Lax do the
work, purely vegetable, ask J. 4.
Brewer Drug Store. Ddv. e14-tf
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
Flend to Be Avoided.

Another dangerous person Ia the
man who thinks he is not giving you
hearty, honest hsndshake unless he
mashos up your knuckles.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

Tom-'FWomen don't love men for
what they really are bus for what they
have done" Kitty-And mon love
women for what their fathers have
done. Puck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

a learned physician saws that
long life is consequent to the eating
OF garlic, On with the tango! Let
us die young.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

ME-. Dropofsky, who committed
suicide in New York the other day
ny descending from third story
window, died true to his name.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
Remarkable.

Frost--"Sometimes one runs across
his friends in the most unexpected
places" Snow-"True. Yesterday
found Agnes at home"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
WouIdr,t . Lamp Post pog

A newspaper correspondent urges
the need Of an individual banister.
Wonder II the man expects us to tote
ON around In our pockets? Columbia
State
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

Calomel. Calomel! You cannot
stay for Liv-Ver-Lax has shown us
an easy way, ask J. d. Brewer Drug
Store. Adv. 9-4-tf.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
savea rlaaerman Trouble.

Harness 10 hold a fishing pole, 81
as to leave fshermau's hands free
to manage his bait or catch, is az
English Invention.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

Il asked my husband for some pin
money this morning" What did he
say?' lie asked me how much pins
were paper"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
Hard Linen.

Once female always female. Ma
ture is not infallible, but she always
sbides by her mistakes.-Sa
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
When She Starts to Wonder,
Daily Thought.

Forget the bad that others have
done. Remember only tho good.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

su"scr'hs for The Bulletin the
ri newspaper In Southern Illinois
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
SANTAGAUS CAN
| FIND NO Relief
IN TARIFF BILL
Present Holiday Goods Were Bought
Last Summer Before Bills
Passage
-
IT WILL BE ENTIRELY
DIFFERENT NEXT YEAR
Christmas of 1914 Will See Duty on
Candy Cut in Half With Toys
As at Present.

Washington, Nov. IL Although
many economies in the purchase OF
Christmas presents are prophesied by
the Democratic tariff trainers, you'd
best not count too much on the fore.
cast this year. At any rate you'll be
wise to continue to obey that i'm
pulse and do your Christmas shop
ping early. 1t being the custom for
wholesalers and retailers to buy
their Christmas goods during the
summer. they are now receivina
stocks bought several months ago,
before the new tariff law went into
effect. When they buy next summer
they will be able to do SO at notice
ably reduced prices. which. in turn,
are expected TO be noticed by Kris
Kringle in 1914.
Some of the Santa Claus oeono-
mics which should materialize viii!
mean quite bit TO Sanity. First OF
all, the Democratic tariff trainers
kept Christmas trees-eyergreen
seedings--on the free list. They
also showed their good intentions by
cutting in twain the import duties on
candy. Although only $500 900
worth of foreign made candy is ex-
pected to be imported Rext year, 70
compete with the sfS4,S00,0oO
worth MANUFACTURED in this country
Democrats hope in time that the
amount will increase and prices
therefore go down, much to the joy
of sweet-toothed people.
Few Toys Duties Cut.
There is one sad blow for the kid
dies In the new tariff 1t was the
refusal of the Democrats to reduce
the import duties on foreign toys,
doll heads, marbles and other SIM
liar toys. except those of China and
farthenware, on which the duty was
reduced so little that it will prob
ably not make very much difference.
Last year Americans bought 1881
600 worth of foreign toys, on which
they paid a duty Of $2.75S,000
Christmas cards ought to be quite a
bit cheaper if you buy them by the
pound, for they have been reduced
frow 10 to cents a pound. Christ
mas fruits also ought to be cheaper
this Christmas They seem certain
toecost less next year. Oranges ought
to cost from Il to cent cheaper on
the dozen; figs / cent an pound
cheaper, and cranberries s cents a
quart instead of 10.
Jewelry is Higher.
But ono thing is certain. If Wiley
or daughter or sweetheart pines for
iewelry or diamond-set articles, have
care. There's per cent increase
ed duty on real and imitation gold,
silver and platinum ieweIry. Diam
onds formerly were on the free list,
and a stone which cost 5000 under
the cid law, will cost from $3.50 TO
$3.50 now. However, If you al
ready have a diamond, you can feel
better because or Its increased value.
while few of the usual conven-
tiopal Christmas gifts are reduced in
duty under the new law flor thu
Democratic trainers have generally
tnsreased taxes on Injuries, includ-
ng Santa Claus), rates are gener-
ally lower upon useful and wearable
gifts. Mr.. Bloated Bondholder'e
Christmas Will probably cost more.
but Mr.. Common People may be able
to reduce the high cost of Christ,
mas next year.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20

Thousands tell ua they
bought their Oliver Typewrlt-
ers without noticing the out
lay.
Here's the way the Plan
works:
You make o small first pay
ment and get the machine at
once.
Then save 17-Cents q Day and
pay monthly, exactly the same
az reHt.
When you complete the pay
ments, the typewriter Ia yours
forever. And you pay only the
regular list price.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-20
49,
OLIVER
Tspswr;SsS

The Standard Visible Writer
10 a salary-raiser. an income
producer, an aid TO personal Of
ficency.
Oliver Typewriters are earn
Ing millions Of dollars for their
operators and owners.
They are helping hosts Of am
bilious young people TO schisvs
successful business careers.
They are helping the small
business to grow big and tho
big business to grow bigger.
They are trads-builders a.
well A revenue-producers and
efflciency-makera.
The newest and best model
oliver Typewriter 10 sold on
this popular plan. There is
no extra charge for the
famous PRINTYPB OLIVER
---the only typewriter that
prints print. Printype Il con
ceeded to be the greatest type
writer improvement of the
century.
More thsH $4,000 Local
Agents In the United States
ana Canada are making money
selling Oliver Typswriters.
This Is proof positive OF Oliver
merit and Oliver popularity.
Write for particulars OF ths
17-Cents-a-Day Plan. ASK for
Specimen of Printype. w.
The Oliver Typewriter Co.
Sl2 Pine Street.
st. Louis. 10. tND
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-01-24
Mary Got in Trouble

Gallatin, Tenn, January. - Owing
to the vigilance of the local officers
there are perhaps fewer bootleggers
in Gallatin than in any other town its
size in the state. Whenever a boot
logger is arrested and brought before
the city Judge he is usually given the
limit. AS an example Mary Bryson,
colored, who was arrested recently on
the charge of selling liquor, was
brought before City Recorder w. L.
Oldham, who, after hearing the evil
dence in the case, fined the negress
$50 and the costs and bound her over
to the next term of the criminal court.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-01-24
Saloon Men Lose County

Iowa City, January-Johnson coun-
ty has gone dry again. The saloon
lists secured enough signatures to in
sure the passage of their petition of
consent, on the face of things, getting
about forty more names than the re-
CURED o5 per cent, but they felt
assured that the anti-saloonists would
succeed in wiping out the two score
names which the rummies had faxed,
and reducing the list of signatures to
a losing one. Therefore, they gave
UP the fight, without filing their pc
tition with the board of supervisors,
before adjournment Thursday night.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-01-24
anuary "a, 1913.
Brewery Goes Broke in Pro-
hibition I ennessee

Knoxville, Tenn, January.-Under
decree of the Chancery Court the
property of the East Tennessee Brew
cry was sold to E. r. Cochran for
$4,000. On September 20, 1912, bill
was filed in Chancery court styled the
State ex rel. VS.. East Tennessee Brew
ing Company, ct al, seeking to abol-
ish the company's charter, alleging
gross violations of the laws of the
state The complainant made no re-
sistance or answer to the bill, and the
decree was then ordered to sell the
plant and its holdings. The plant was
sold by Clerk and Master J. c. Ford
to E. R. Cochran, who is a son of A.
S. Cochran, former owner of the brew
cry. The plant was purchased by the
Cochran interest in this city. They
were the only bidders.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-01-24
The MUD BATTERY

For cold effrontery, brazen pretence,
impairment blaspheny, and colossal
humbuggery, the Anti-Saloon League
leads anything of the last hundred
years.-Clean Commonwealth
How the Anti-Saloon League high
officials must chuckle as they gather
in the shekels from their dupes!
They certainly have got the gold brick
game skinned mile.-Liberty, Jan.
1t is not exaggeration to state that
almost every move by the Anti-Saloon
League has for its direct object
graft" This is serious charge but
it is true These facts should be taken
notice of by our legislators-National
Liquor Dealers Journal.
Until the Anti-Sa1oon League can
come to the point where it is willing
to give up its organization for an
other in which the people can unite,
there will be no union of forces, and
no victory worth having, unless those
who have been supporting, in a
financial way, the League speakers,
shall withdraw that support. If such
support can be withdrawn the lead
ers in the League would be forced to
make terms and join in the union of
forces that must come, instead of
knocking everything, and at all
times, though sometimes on the sly
Clean Politics, Jan. 2.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1913-01-24
Had to Pony Up

by Joe Cone, in Fun.l
She wore pony coat
She always hoped she could;
She was the envy of
The little neighborhood.
She wore pony coat
1t was dandy fit;
Her husband had to sell
His horse to pay for it.
Rev. Arthur ]. Finch, pastor of the
Calvary Baptist church, of Denver,
has been chosen secretary of the Anti
Saloon League of Colorado, and has
resigned his pastorate.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-07
WILL
+. LIVE N STYLE
Officials Make Elaborate
Plans for Training Season
in. Bermuda Camp.

New. York. Feb. IT. j. Tillbury,
representative OF the Royal Mail
Steam Packet company, has completed
arrangements with Business Manag.r
A. A. Irwin of the New York American
League club. for taking care of Frank
Chance n the New York players on
the steamship Arcadian. which leaves
New York city for Bermuda at 1 a. m.
March /. Including trainers, cooks.
and scribes. there will be forty-ave in
tho party. and they will be quartered
at the Brunswick hotel, which has
been leased for the month of March
by the ball club. The hotel is four
minutes walk from the Hamilton
cricket grounds. which also have been
leased for training purposes.
Manager Chance and Trainer Chas.
barrett will preside over a regular
training table. The club will ship from
this city all the meats. including roast
beef. lamb. ham. and bacon: also but.
ter and drinking water. The food at
the training table will be the same
that provided for college football
players and oarsmen. Pastry, hot
bread. and seasoned dishes will be ia.
booed. Trainer Barrett will take along
u medicine chest stocked with rene.
dies for common ills. while two expert
massage operators will go along to
Keep the players limbs free from
kinks.
The Jersey City team of the Interna-
tional league will report at Bermuda
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-07

day President Murphy of the Chicago
Nationals said that the ordinary game
Will he completed by 4 o'clock, and
patrons will have plenty of time to
get home for dinner.
Even n m who does her
own work will appreciate the change
II n cares for the game.' said MUIR
phS. Tor she will have ample time
to prepare the evening meal after an
afternoon at the grounds"
President Navin sent third hase,nan
oscar Witt his contract with a statc-
ment he canno grant substa ntial in
crease this season owing to the de-
mand of Ty Cobb for $4,000. Nh
win practically said in his communi.
cation to Witt that he had decided TO
give Cobb that amount of money for
the season Of 1913.
Bob Bescher is within easy reach
consecutive holder Of base stealing
records. He already has been the
champion base stealer of the Nation
al league and needs to keen 1t mn
through 1913 to have a worlds rec
ord.
Ed. Konetchy Of the. Cardinals stil
- on the list Ut holdout Arnold
Hauser. the shortstop on the same
. team, also is n member OF the same
list and If the two Of. them carry out
their threats for the coming summer
Miller Huggins might as we'll close up
the gates to the Cardinal park.
Ty Cobb. the Detroit, slugger. hopes
to set a mark as the the leading bat
ter. Ty devotes most of his time this
winter To hunting. fishing and playing
golf In order to extend his diamond
career. 8 -
The Cuban papers are sending their
critics to this country every spring
now to watch the work Of the Cubun
players who are getting their tryouts.
TWO OF them will be with tho Wash
ington senators in camp next spring to
watch Calvo and Acosto. who are to
try for regular berths with the SEN
ators.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-07
COBB o II.
WHEN HE MAKES
PLAY

Like every other good. hall. Player.
Tyrus Cobb knows better, than IL
n else when he has pulled off Il
bonehead play. To prove II, Il Cin-
cinnati man, who couldn't see. any
thing good In the American league nn-
til he moved to Detroit, tells the. fol-
lowing on himself.
MY first ball game in Detroit was
a disappointment. I had gone out to
the field to witness the wondrous
deeds of Tyrus Cobb, and when along
in the sixth inning Ty was caught in
a stupid play off third base my opin-
ion OF baseball as played in the Amer
lean league. and by one Cobb. in par
ticular, was hardly a favorable one.
I'm Cincinnati I had seen Bob
Bescher pull off some really wonder
full stunts. but in Detroit .antieipat-
cd Cobb in marvellous work, This. day
there were three men on. bases-Cohh
was on third-and the batter famed.
Cobb then wandered off the sack and
the catcher threw to third. The base.
man tagged the Detroit star and Ty
didn't even make an effort to break
away.
"A man came up from behind, tap
ped me on the shoulder and said.
"I have seen Cobb in a good riuny
games and I agree with you. It. was
n of the worst exhibitions of. sim
plicity I eve saw. Yes, indeed, It WAS
a great exhibition of boneheadcdness.'
"Then the man walked out. ~
There, you see'--I began to tho
man behind the counter.
YES. l see said he; thai" was
Cobb himself