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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-07-18
HAYS AT JONESBORO.

Jonesboro, July 17.-Ilon. Geo. w.
 Hays made a short address here to- day to the voters He was prevailed upon by friends to make side trip to this city, and was royalty entertain
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-07-18
7l Hays and Harn,ony''
 ,tE,s. ;;&:> 113.: the Slogan Now

Prominent in State Affairs From, AM Sec < .tions of Arkansas Rally to Standard-B Bearer in
 E. tiubernatorial Campaign Former Brundidge Men , Now Active in Behalf of Judge Hays---AN Party differences Forgotten in Enthusiasm, for Demo tr,atic Success at PoHs
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-07-18

Memphis, 8; Chattanooga, 0. New Orleans, 6 Atlanta, ,. Mobile, 0; Birmingham, 0. Called in sixth, rain.
 Nashville-Montgomery, wet grounds.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1913-07-18
SOME DEMOCRATIC POINTERS.
Bolting the Democratic ticket 2nple be bad label in after years,

BOlting the Democratic ticket 2One be bad label in after years,
 Harry Myers, Republican candidate for governor says if he is deteatea again he will smile and say, it mleh have been worse." He will be eight he might have been elected. ArHaa. sas Gazette.
 The Democratic State Centrai Com. mittee has very broperly certified Judge Hays as the regular party nom nee. It could do nothing else under the circumstances. Mir. Brundidge had utterly failed to produce any evidence of fraud in the election; the comlnit- tee certainly wanted the party cand.- date on the tickets; Mr. Brundidge. was allowed the time limit in which to get up his case and upon his failure to do so Judge Hays was declared the nominee.-Hot Springs New Ere.
 There was no question before tie Supreme Court or anywhere else aS to whether or not George w. Hays is' the Democratic nominee for governor, The question before the Democratic voters is whether or not the name of a Democratic gubernatorial nominee could be kept off the ballot by legal procedure in the interest of Rerubl cans, Bull Moose or Socialists.
 A Democrat who fails to support in4 party's nominee is bolter.
 Democrats will be found doing seir duty on July g and there won't It any scratching the ticket Atiter .ae solemn declaration by the Stare en :tral Committee, the highest spalt r. s, < ,bunal h theYstAte 1sstAat at s,sldge sGiise-ss iW. Hays is the nolliihee, aal.sri. a tion of the Supreme Court tLeTe vii be no one that claims feai... .tS Democratic party who will esi 7'si:.. for him.
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 COTTON STATES LEAGUE. a t k x k * x x k x Y '

Jackson 6-9, Selma 0-0. Columbus 21, Clarksdale 4. Pensacola 4, Meridian 1.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
"sTANDARDIZING JIMMY.

One of the current magazines has a
good story entitled "Standardizing
Jimmy" IT is a humorous study in
the oTer-application Of efficiency" to
the affairs of thu household. some
wise person, according to the story.
has been instilling into the minds OF
the high school girls the doctrines
which arc being preached by a good
many people standardizing everything
in order to eliminate all waste. and
has got the girls started on a "sur-
Eey' Of the conditions in heir own
and other peoples homes in order to
discover how; mann steps it takes to
go here and there, how many motions
it takes to d" this and that, and how,
many steps and motions could he saw
ed if everyone were 20 eliminate cv-
erything that is not really necessary.
One girl is permitted to experiment
with her own home, and it is given "A
free hand I" apply the new doctrines
MS she sees fl. When she attempts To
reduce her ta-orie: 10 actual practice
she finds that She has a problem 10
- i1'1'Nat VI olAt lIl11 mas Dcen
solved. She finds tina. there is - diff
ference between IA home and a ma
chine. Sh" discovers that a large part
of life consists of unexpected inter
ruptions. and that these Interruptions
cannot be made to conform TO any
schedule. She discovers that in order
to run a household on any patent sys.
TEN necessitates the imposition OF
iron-clad rules whose existence is i'm.
consistent with the very thought ot
home Ard she finds that her 'ittle
brother Jimmy will no. ana cannn,
he standardized. In the story every.
thing ends happily. as most Of us lik.
to have things end in Il story. for III.
girl abandons her experiment., admit,
ting its failure. and becomes just +;
simple. natural girl again.
The story we'll illustrates the mis-
take that is often made by social re
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
2 q = 3 " . .
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Chicago News.

ChicaSo NcwS.)
And Il lot of modesty is only Skin
deep.
Hope deferred has given many a
man cold feet.
Death is the nurse who will one day.
put. us to sleep.
II YOU nave too much money YOU
can easily acquire more.
The path of failure runs along the
stream of procra situation.
Mechanical kisses are the kind tina,
women bestow upon each other.
ihe wise man bottles his wrath and
tnen proceeds 10 lose the bottle.
a woman can't help looking indie-
nant every time she sees q CHECKER
incubator.
The bright baby it's mother tells
aboun usually has an off day when
sou meet il.
When a MAI gets engaged to a girl
all the other fair maids of his ac-
quaintance begin to tank about his
poor taste.
.hesty.
If you have a shadow Of a suspicion.
keep it dark.
Better a tramp in the woods than
n in the kitchen.
II misery loves company. marriage
is apt to make good after all.
The world likes to be amused:
therefore all the world loves a lover.
Even the community that needs
shaking up would draw the line at an
earthquake.
1t is never too late to blame it on
the other fellow when you make a
mistake.
The old bachelor says a girl after a
mans W heart is usually after some
other fellows.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
the ace in my pocket while you was
a borrowing the knife"

the c in my pocket while you was
a borrowing the knife"
A wise cavalry officer keeps a sharp
eye upon the horses Of his command,
as the success Of the mex engagement
may depend upon their good condi-
ton. a sergeant was out Of patience
with an awkward recruit. Never
approach the horses from behind
without speaking!" he exclaimed. III
you do. they'll kick you in that thick
head Of yours. n the end # it will
be that we shall have nothing bu,
horses in the squadron"
Elliott Woods. superintendent OF
the Capitol. recently told n story
about a new southern member Of the
house whose frugality he is COM
mendinE To his congressional friends.
The new member arrived in town and
hunted Superintendent Woods I'D i'm
mediately. II reckon I'd like to LOO:
at my quarters" said he to tht
superintendent. He was taken to tn,
house Office building and shown to
n OF the substantially furnished
office rooms. This Is fine" said the
new member. but where are my
another room for several years-not
until you have become chairman of
q committed" replied Woods. "My
God" exclaimed the sOuthcrner, chow
do you expect me To sleep. cook, eat,
and work in the same room?"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
ADJUSTMENTS
Tile Isus,. Of I,nnnmn.

IL Is no sin to iltrt arttstically, Ac-
cep the dictmm OF Mile. Chaplin. the
Partisan opera favorite. who IL MP.
pcaring in THE Rose of Panama."
which is booked at the Metropolitan
Monday night. January IL. On the
wicked IT one doesn't do it prcttily.
and American wnncn do not know
how to tliri. Furthermore. flirting,
as INDUCED in by the Latin people.
isn't dangerous. IL is merely an en-
htliratlng diversion. an aesthetic
atcs ones heart beats. sets the blood
tingling with harmless excitement and
leaves one none the worse.
I'm America o do everything seri-
Gus. even tn your play" say Chapinc.
but In France. or In amy Latin coun-
try. i; is different; Here 20" make
love gravcly. sohcrly. almost sadly. In
matters of the heart you do not know
how TO play without hurting your
selves. You are too much in earnest
to be lightly artistic. Tha Is why
flirting il wicked for you.
Flirting was invented by tho Latin
people and it is the gift Of the Latin
1t is done prettily. lightly. nrtistically,
otherwise IL Is wicked and dangerous.
Neither the Anglo-saxon nor any
other northern people can master the
art. u is In tho blood. One Is born
with the gift. n does not attain it.
In America, the glance of II wom-
ans eyes. n little too warm or IL littic
100 spirited. is nm invitation to Il
closer acquaintance. II vcrgcs on in
triguc. 1t Is not so With us. Tho
Frenchwoman o. her Spanish sister.
who. after all is the supreme artist ia
heart throhs. Ices 1t With much more
%iinesse. a glance. just a bit more
lingering than usual. the flash of an
eye behind a curl. the faintest ripple
of a smile that fades before it is in
full bloom. that is the art Of flirting.
What a world Of innocent mystery
is there in UGH a smile that floats
t" you over the top of a Frenchwom-
ans fan. Is there anything moro
beautiful or artistic than the glea,n
Of a black y through the silken
fringe Of a Spanish maids mantilla:
1t is here. it liz gone, one receives an
exquisite wireless shock. One sighs
that women should he so beautiful an
men so susceptible, and goes ones way
with the memory of an encounter as
light as the brush of a bees wing to
sweeten ones wine and paint itself
anew In the smoke of ones cigarette"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
THE CHANGE IN GOVERNORS.

The state legislature has palo IT'S
,.s,e,ts To Governor Burke on his re-
and has welcomed 10 ms "e"
position Governor l.. L.. Hanna. IN
doing this the members of the lesls>
la,,rc have acted for themselves az
individuals. and for the general citl-
zenship of the state.
Governor Burke ret.res to private
life after a service as chief executive
nf the state extending over a perlod
nf six wears. a longer term OF SefNieS
i'm this office than had before peer
given to any man. Those six years
have, baen important ones IN ne MIS-
tory If the state. and have" oeea
marked NY many important
The period has heen one of grown. OF
course. but there has heen more than
growth in population and in the VOL
ume of business. There has been go
ing on a transition. a change from OLD
methods to new. and this casting
abcu, for new and improved methods
has marked every phase OF the ac'lN-
jtv of the people. Through the adj
ministratiun of the laws. and in other
WAYS in the performance of the many
duties pertaining to his position the
governor has come i'll touch with inns
movement OH every hand. NaturaliS
differences of opinion have arisen at
times MS TO the best methods to he
pursued. but in spite "f these alifef-
ences C;oernor Burke leaves his ONCE
holding the friendship of his constltu-
ents. and bearing with him into his
future their hearty good will.
Governor Hanna comes into once
under the nos suspicious cireunl-
tancc BY education. by successful
experience on the farm. in the store
in the bank. in the state Legislature
and in the national congress he is I'M
usually we'll fitted for such Il position
as he now holds. lie understands as
few men have had opportunity TO do.
the needs of the state industrially.
commercials and financially. The
business ability which has enabled
him "a make il success of his person
al enterprises will lc Of the utnos:
~ +'NS
advantage TO the stat. The political
affairs of the state are in such con-
dition that the influence OF a cool, fair.
moderate. well-halanced nan is need.
cd. and can be tremendously effective.
and Mr.. Hanna is such a man. The
Times believes that the tendency OF
his influence will he progressive in the
bcs, sense of that term: that it will
j,a to direct attention To the practical
achievement Of the things which all
good citizens desire. the enactment
and enforcement of practical laws
fer the PROMOTION of the material.
intellectual, social and moral well-he-
ing of our people. and to prevent
quarreling and pickering over petty
things. The disposition to devote at
,ention To these worthicr things is, We
believe, now dominant among the
people of tho state. and with a gov
rrnor in full sympathy with this SEN
tincnt, the prospect for real, substan-
tial and permanent progress is eX-
cccdingls bright.
The people Of North Dakota bid
Governor Burke God-spced in the
shaping Of his future course. They
welcome Governor Hanna heartily,
and hope that his administration may
he useful to the public and both cred
liable n pleasant to himself.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Nothing SO Wonderful.

Il see that they are making sugar
of sawdust." said the Old Fogy.
Huh, that's nothing" said the
Crouch. When ! was a boy they
used to make it out of sand"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
A movement, has been

a movement has been started
among the railroad mon of the coun-
Try To present to Miss Helen Gould
a suitable testimonial ON the occa-
sion of her marriage. Miss Gould has
shown great Interest," in the welfare
of frailroad men. and has done a
great deal for them. 1t is proposed
that ten emit shall he paid 'by each
man in the country for the
purchase of a suitable gift. and the
men AT the head of the movement are
confident that it will succeed. Tn
doubted!y the plan is Il worthy one.
IT is to be hoped that 1t will not turn
out to he the tizzle that the silver
service movement in North Dakota
appears to he.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
One Definition.

mean:
S,cvs-It means keeping IA man
from doins anything he wants TO do
midnight.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Q@2 &2RiE2' e.

Bill and Jack were playing cards
one evening. Look here. matey,"
said Bill, this ere game is too slow.
Let's try something more exciting.
I'll bet you Two bob that l cut the
of diamonds first time" Done"
said Jack, his companion. Bill bor-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
WHAT THEY SAY
emit Lose William.

(MNWaukec Scntinel.)
"Obviously." says Marse Henry
WatterSon. colonel HrHan cannot be
ignored" Most any person could
have told him that "a long time ago.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
> . . =
. A BACHELORS REFLECTIONS. /.
New York Press.

New York Press.)
A girl is so serious with q man be-
he's such a joke to her.
what makes Il woman hopeful
about a situation is for it to be utterly
hopeless.
a woman can understand a man
entirely because he can't understand
her at all.
A mar can get nearly as Interested
in the baby's food as he can In his
W smoking tobacco.
Make love to a woman all the timo
and she'll forgive you for loving her
only q little of the time.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
b., Kcerful.

Mans good intent a short life has.
LIS prone to dissolution.
And nothing is as brittle as
\ Eew-Year resolution.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09

General Wood says that more mon
ey is spent on auto tires than on war,
Also, more people get more fun out
of the expenditure than il it were
spent the other Way.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
ORGANIZED
LABOR.

Chicago Rccord-Iicrald: 1t is im-
possible to believe that the resolutions
on the indianapolis verdict adopted
OH Sunday reflect the ideas and senti-
mcuts of the millions Of union mel
in the country. The resolutions. in
deed. do c%rievous injustice to organ
lied labor Ivy wholly misrepresentation
its attitude.
abiding union men who think for
themselves do not believe for a mo-
ment thai Judge Anderson WAS "par-
tial." the Indiana jury fixed" the fed
cral government unfair and determin.
cd to railroad labor leaders to prison
because of hostility to union labor.
These statements in the resolution are
SO untrue and wild on their face that
their adoption simply passes compre-
hension.
The trial was unfair--the defend.
ants themselves praised the indge's
charge. The federal government did
its simple duty. and the prosecution
was IN no sense a persecution No
connected with It had any "class feel
ing" or any prejudice against labor
organizations. The verdict was hasea
on evidence and evidence alone. Or
ganized labor was not on trial.
The real sentiment of organized la
hor was expressed by MIR. Wright.
president If the Illinois Federation
of Labor. and tho other delegates who
opposed hasty approval of the r~esnlu.
tions and pleaded for revision and
elaboration. They were the real
friends of union labor in protesting
against utterly unjust denunciation of
the court. jury and government. and
i'll emphasizing the fact that the rank
and file have no sympathy with dy.
naniters and advocates of violence.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
archbishop was greeted by the sing
ing Of etaoin etaoin.

Wei, Here's One.
~ I'M ,rry fonl of limericks."--
Woodrow WILSON,
Mr.. Wood OF N. ]. lived ut Wood Row,
AMI he'd row W the lake to see
Woodrow.
But II Woodrow some day
We're to ask Wood. now pray
Would Wood row Woodrow DER II
Wood Row?
Fact.
Mans like a watch. AZ you'll agree,
His works are the last things We sec:
And though We may size up his face,
We always Judge him by his case.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Rpdno"in0

the paInbroker must look on men
AS ever hard-up creatures:
Blu he admit ION and then
They have redeeming features.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Is q Wife y I.adx2

Its a hard thing for some me, t.,
remember that women arc ladies even
If they are wives. e-
Occasionally a mar thinks that
Just because he happens to be mar
ried to a woman he may insult her.
n swear at her. nj humiliate her
with impunity.
Its always UGH men who can't
see why SO many women arc inyadins.
the divorce courts" said the woman
w Sc mouth Is beginning to droop az
!he n
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09

Boy. here's some advice I'll slip YOU:
Fight your durndest when you fight:
II YOU let a Teller whip you
All you'll ge- is: SERVED you right. '
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Oh You Fiob>on>:

(New York World.)
Cynical man may see an omnibus
sign in the opening of the Colorado
legislature with an exchange OF kisses
between feminine members.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
No Strings To 1t This Time.

1t looks. however. as if Senator
Bailey's second experiment in resign
ing would be more successful than his
first.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
MllN:

"Whateha think of the Reds" ask
ed h Old Sport as he ordered an
other round.
We'll" replied the Eumms. this
town is Benton winning a pennant.
l. is oar Hobby and II! Grant that
things looked PrnWn for Il while. IL
Bates ell what luck we've had: hu.
take i, Fromme that if Garry doesn't
Tinker with the new manager he'll
turE the trick. Beschrr Il dollar.
ligau. If"
Bui jus, then the bartender sno,s
the offender with II monkey wrench.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
l.'l.nni.

Clothes do not MAKE the man. it's true
Well all admit that much:
But they're a lot of help when YOU
start out Il ma kr a touch.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09

formers. They leave out of account
the human element. the element that
one person differ from another.
that gives rise to differences in tastes
and habits. and which gives to life
that variety which makes it attractive. !
They assume that Jimmy a be STAN
dardizcd. and Jimmy knows better.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Dead Ones:

louisville Courier-Journal.)
There are still. however, Il few
prominent kentuckians VINO are not in
The race for the senate. and do not in
ten to be drawn into il.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
THINGS IL WOrry .\buu,.

Prof. Lewis of Tufts college. SAYS
there are 10000. 900 melodies in tn,
world.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09

The man who gargles: Il have et."
Is sure to call 1t ~"cabaret:"
he Who SAYS 1--WE lunched to-
day"
Will always call ii cabaret"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Heard From nj Inst.

Said an old man from Medicine Hat:
q weather our towns standing pa.,
Its been so blamed warm
That we can't raise q storm.
And The home folks don't hnow whcre
they're AZ"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09

through perforated ducts or side walls
Ice and salt are used for cooling AMI
Il IL atatcd that n tcnpcrat!re as low
as % drGrec &c Fahrnnhcit has easily
", on maintained
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09

The ice crop prospect is better.
1t pays to borrow money for wiso
investment.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
The CpHft

The Cplift.
Gabe-T hear that New York the
ltrical managers have decided 10
champion the uplift.
Sleeveless. Green Stockings and
The Red Pctticoat' are having a
great run.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Paw Knov, l!..lcry,hiuc

Willie-Paw. is ;harc a universe
Faw-Yes. my son. II is money.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Not Drafting ANY Republicans.

charleston News and Courier.)
We might suggest to some republic
can newspapers that MI. Wilson not
only has a mind of bis own. but a par
t. of his W also.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09

Born Every Minute.
Remember 1t?
For the benefit of the grim pilgrims
who have mounted the Water Wagon.
and are hanging On as the vehicle hits
the bumps. We herewith resurrect and
dust off the grand old battle hymn:
we are coming. We are coming.
Our brave little band.
On the right side with Temprunce
We now takes our stand.
We don't use %terbacco.
And this VIC all think
That them as does use it
Most always does drink
DOWN WITH KING ALCOHOL:
Amen"
Our Own Motion Plays.
Ten knights in a BarrOom.
Reel l.-"What'n it be. fellows.
Make it nine beers and a cigar.
Reel 10.-"whatIl O have. boys?
Make it nine cigars and beer.
George"
The Old. Old Story.
January 1.-Swear off.
February Fall off.
Fine.
1t sure will fill II long-felt need.
And certainly seem nobby.
When in Jack Ryder's stuff We read:
Tinker,
To Egan.
To Hobby.
Things to Worry About.
The world is now 500. 900, O01 years
old.
Our Daily Special.
Big ideas and Deeds. and Not Bis
Words Are What Count.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Our Daily Snccial.
Getting IL Right,

II you can't whip YOUR enemy, for
give him.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
Jealous.

"A bandit held up IL train in Okla
and the Pullman porter. single
handed. ovcrpowered and killed the
rohher." said the Old Fogy. THAT
porter was a real hero"
Hero. nothing" remarked tn"
Crouch, h didn't propose to stand
for competition. that's all"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09

But Not From Talking Too Much.
(St. Louis Republic.)
Mr.. William Rockefeller's throat is
said to be in a serious condition.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-01-09
A BIT OF BYpLAY
Advice.

Don't drink to drive dull care away.
Don't think to drown your sorrow:
For IL you use red paint today
You'll have the blues tomorrow.