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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03
GETTING HER INTERESTED
BY NORA MEIHlE.

1t was at the sewing circle.
my, but I'm excited about the frol-
ic!" said the little blond girl, who was
creating some marvellous pale blue
thing to wear in her hair. I'm going
to wear all pale blue, and Harry's
mother is going to take us in their
machine. Mother wouldn't let me go
without chaperon, SO Harry's mother
said she'd be it," Then the little
blond girl subsidized into the depths OF
the big chair, busily sewing blue roses
Of ribbon.
It'll be wonderful sighed the girl
with the big white apron, who was
embroidering. did you see our club
corner? It's by far the prettiest of
all-and it's just full of retreats where
you can sit out dances!" she sighed
again, and put down her work while
she looked out of the window dream
lily.
What I'm looking forward to is the
moon dance!" exclaimed the girl who
was making buttonholes in new shirt
waist. "You know, every light is to be
turned out except that great big moon
right over the pine trees corner-and
we're going to have the club song
played, and oh, it'll be heavenly! I'm
so glad I'm going with Fred because
he's such perfect waltzer! Honest
ly, I wouldn't care much If I didn't
have another dance on the program
but that moon dance!"
Eyes, it's all true, and just don't
know which part of it I'm looking for
ward to most" exclaimed the girl
who was too lazy to sew and who
frankly admitted it. Pm going to
wear old rose, and Tom has promised
to bring me bride roses, and mother
is going to let me wear her pearls, and
I'm just so happy that I'm afraid I'll
wake up! Do you ever feel afraid for
that reason?"
what a foolish lot Of children you
are!" exclaimed the cynical girl, who
sat somewhat apart from the others.
The cynical girl was darning stock
ings. Before I'd make such fuss
about dance! Fancy thinking it's
something great to dance in the glow
Of some yellow paper thing over an
electric light" She smiled in very
superior way.
Aren't you coming?" exclaimed sew
eral amazed voices at once.
mo, l don't care to co." replied the
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03

SUITS CLEANED AND PRESSED
Ladies and Gentlemen: If your
suits need particular attention, phone
No. 300, A. Pittman, the tailor. Best
concern. 1928
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03

FOR SALE CHEAP-Two good
horses at $40 T Rose st.
Phone 341 Black. 1889
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03

WANTED--Within week or two,
large furnished bungalow or lower
floor of house, five or six rooms.
Report at once to Nichols & War
ing 1926
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03

WANTED-To trade good lot OF
lots for car. What have you!
Nichols & Waring. l4zo
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03

FOR SALE OR RENT-6-room house
bath, hot and cold water; stove
goes with house. Nichols and War
ing Phone 356, Room 5, over
pnstOff1ce. l42e
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03

ELENORA REBEKAH LODGi
Meets every second and
Monday nights at /. O. o.
Visiting brothers and sisters
ly invited. Mrs. T. E: R
N. G.: Mrs. Guy Arendell. S.
FRATERNAL ORDER OF
Meets every Wednesd I
1880 at Odd Fellows hall
Williams. president: p. NJ
secretary.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03

K. OF P
Regular meeting every Tuesday a.
1870 at Odd Fellows hall. VisitinS
members always welcome. /. w
Yarnall, chancellor commander: z. s
McCrary, secretary
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03

FOR SALE-Small plastered house
with lot 2OOx200. Price $I10O.
John F. Cox Realty Co. 1874
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03
LODGES.

PALM CHAPTER, o. E. S.
Meets every second and fourth
Thursday night Of each month at
1880 D. m. Mrs. Flora Keen. W. NJ.
j. F. Wilson. secretary.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-12-03
LdkeIdft

POLK CAMP NO. 5, I, o, O. r.
Meets the first and third Nj.
Visiting Patriarchs welcome.
Mcdonald, scribe; M. B. 4
man, chief patriarch.
ORANGE BLOSSOM DIV. NJ
CT. A. TO B. OF l.. E.
Meets every second and
Wednesdays of each month 4
o. m. Visiting sisters alws;
come. Mrs. j. G. Brown, seci
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Al The Gem.

Speaking Of aaas l;rge offerings.
The palm mrst be extended 70 m
tarse Davis sissers in their daaoing
md singing :, &c 'Gaaa '2oair" e.
tho new bill which began yes IA
In cor bining good locks, peas.y
oloihes VITA their ncticeab ia'ra,
thcsa young ladies have q wian!n
Coalition that rebounds to taei-
credit. ire harm Of youth pcryade.
the atmosphere whca They coz r,,
Oh the Stage and when ties sea-.
s neing they inst2ntl5 be.ou i9le--
ties. Their act is just long ennig J
to put over several good Numbers 4
a Thoroughly enjoyable way and 4
the audiences the rest OF their ci
gagement are equally enthusiast!
over their efforts as they were las.
night. we predict pleasurab'a
stay in Cairo for the trio.
The single on the bill is Sherry
Edwards, late star of the Mutt an.i
Jeff company. Shorty is all that
his name imp les and he is little but
loud. His peculiar antics in flip
ping about the stage on his abb
bre, lated props gets his audience to
laughing and then he also sings
talks dances and plays a trombone
to good advantage.
Herr Hillebrand has many start
ling departures in putting on his
iron jaw act and in his peculiar
adaptablity is aided by his partner
Miss Viva DeLong, who balan es
herself in the air in various was
while the Tueton holds her up by
the main strength of his teeth. With
reference to physical proportions
Miss belong is one Of the few per
feet women and this feminine ae.
complishment along with her rem
.dition OF several musical numbers
gives her the title OF The Singing
Venus
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Most Prompt and Effectual Cure for
Bad Colds.

When you have a bad cold you
want a remedy that win not only
give relief. but effect a prompt and
permanent cure. remedy that is
pleasant to take, a remedy that con-
tains nothing injurious. Chamber
.lain's Cough Remedy meets all these
requirements II acts on natures
plan, relieves the lungs, aids eSpec-
toration, opens the secretions and
and restores the system to health
condition This remedy has a
world wide sale and use, and can al
ways be depended upon. Sold by all
dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
AMUSEMENT rs
At The Kimmel.

ia the WIZ q. o1e al The c.le.eraSt
ysaseyille aets t,as has bean eaaY
in C,i-o +, s.ma m,ans & ION
tr;icca poy.asv nrt q, 81, Tho.
l,tn.r ~ lneb uero..,s ~ a,a
crcFo N-eu4.o c,tft4.1 ,,rha rn,
a...ca o.-. oas.t- 49,,
ha fiincr ava ,..s a,sng ,Fat ,-,.
4se sn ,-,<c lise qho ,,4,. a
eertIsn--n ,eno aras,,,, >. Ma a.,
en- ~ Yeft-r fc,.ie., lawn :, o,a
uoinf. a,.a thn ts-faf ~, ,,..
Alert = js ar Ce,e ba IS,
fore seen g ,eay IN e.eh d. az,
Tile acr has eeffa{n ni,etr oboat
Il and it is bubbling oyer wish f,n
the Kind one likes IN sao-v ammo.
eiarjon 70. with hood healtbv an
plause. II Is really well worth spn-
ing and we raeommpn0 II a. q
treat
Eddie Kally Is \ hlack fare mo,o-
lopujst who sings n sone,or two and
has a inc Of new comedy. and Ais,
some old STUFF but he gets by with
If in nice shane
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
So She Returned the Rino.

Gordon Bird. California architect,
tried to introduce a new kink in the
marriage ceremony recently! The
ceremony was never completed.
Bird was a widower with experience
and sought to safeguard himself from
wife No. 2 by adding to the clause
love, honor and obey" these momen.
tous words and never nag"
THE bride was at the altar, but
when she heard this restriction on her
future activities as wife, she faced
the situation bravely, returned her en-
gaeement risg and departed.
How is her action to be interpreted?
Did she consider the bridegroom's
condition preposterous? And had she
proposed to make up her mind to
mag" whenever she felt like it7
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

A lovely girl whom / could name but
who shall not be here betrayed,
Remained within nook with me one eve
ming when a harpist played
Perhaps 1t was the pleasing air emerging
from the tuneful strings
That caused me while we fingered there
to speak to her OF love and things.
] slipped my arm around her waist and
felt her soft cheek. close to mires
/ think she sweetiy Yielded thus because
the music was divine;
I whispered In her dainty ear things she
no doubt had heard before,
But she was glad, ii seemed, to hear and
listened patiently for more.
We fingered there, not caring what the
others. missing#us, might say;
We stood within a shaded niche and lis
tened to the harpist play.
Alas! the sequel Id suppress II might do
\ as I'd prefer; u
But while our lips were Joined I guess I
got some active germs from her
I've been fiat on my back a week but
one thought comes to make me glad !;
Within my being possess germs that the
lovely maid once had
Germs that were part of her, in fact,
therefore 1t seems that we somehow
Must bear relationship we lacked, and
may be cousins german now.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Yesterday afternoon at the local
b. 4 lot, John Nairns leaguers took
tfB second oil series OF games from
ti,e fast Marion team by score Of
4 to 8. It was dandy, snappy eS-
hi6ition and the few loyaiists who
bi4azed the low temperamental ele-
montsy were we'll repaid for their
fcrtitude in coming out
!. In the first stanza OF the initial
4 inning, the Marion opponents sue
ceeded in showing two runs over the
ss pan by single and a triple by
their indomitable bat artists. They
tifen pushed in bachelor tally in
the second verse and were content
/. To rest with such a total the rest
OF the contest although the latter
gave them the lead up until the
seventh.
Not to be outdone however. the
Nairnites got busy in their half OF
th6 first inning and likewise sent in
two nice little points as the result
ol two doubles, single and an er-
rcd of the visitors.
The game progressed in routine
Il 5hion until the seventh, the lucky
81 Senth If you please, when the To-
Ms aided and abetted by two bag
Ell I and two errors of the Marion
team, rushed duo of runners over
tie home threshold and thereby ac-
ccbplished a score to the good.
That's the story in a nutshell.
Both teams worked as gingerly as
II tile grand stand was full of spec-
te ors and those who were on the
ioo Of fandom following enjoyed the
contest
For an independent team the Ma
rion lads put up a speedy article of
bail and they showed ap well The
lofal management would do well to
keep its eyes on some of the mem
hers of the visiting team who UNI
d0ubtedly have league calibre.
Nairns' men were there with the
hitting and there was no fault to
b. found with their fielding. II
they do as we'll in the opening game
Tuesday there will be no kick COM
ing.
1t was deplorable that Old Jupiter
P I'VE and the Venerable Father
Crimp collaborated in their efforts
e make the day chilly and drizzly
FIR there undoubtedly would have
been large gathering OF the bugs
out to see the affair and the Golfers
Q the local association would have
been considerably swelled. AS it
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
IL She Were 4 Man.

II she were man | should be free
To know whatever a man may
know,
To be whatever man may be,
And go wherever a man may 60
From Suffragette Poem.
II you were man you would have
short hair,
And 1t may be said that your aching
feet
Wouldn't be too big for the shoes you
wear
In the car you would seldom obtain
/ rs RsRessS4 sf-l MILNE
u M
If you were man you might be in
! haste
Forget you yearn for the vote YOU
lack
When your wife got into her Sunday
waist
And you had to button down the
back.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Not surnrised.

"You wouldn't suppose that old man
Henpeck was at one time the presi.
dent of bachelors club, would your
Now that you mention it. am not
at all surprised to hear that he once
acted in such a capacity, always
thought he was little queer"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Girls Confession.

The Minister'S Wife-My child,
don't you know that it is wicked to
dance?
The Girl Who Can Have a Dozen
Beaux at Once If She Wants Them
OF course do DO you think I'd want
to dance IL didn't know it was just
the least little bit wicked?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Freedom OF Speech.

The classic argument for freedom
OF speech was made by Milton in his
"Areopagitica" when he wrote:
Though all the winds or doctrine were
let loose to play upon the earth, SO
Truth be In the field, we do inglori-
ously by licensing and prohibiting, to
misdoubt her strength. Let her and
Falsehood grapple; who ever knew
Truth put to worse In free and open
encounter?n
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Mistaken Courtesy.

Can you tell me. said the good
natured old gentleman. why those
golfers over there called me all
those frightful names just now?'
Why. what happened." "Oh, when
they hit their bali over here | picked
1t up and threw 1t back to them to
save them the trouble, of coming for
It,"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Some Consolation.

We like girl who looks on the
bright side OF things Miss Murnford
wished to console friend OF hers who
had become engaged, somewhat
against her own will. to a man with
only one leg. But think, my DEAR"
said Miss NJ, how soon you will be
able to run him UP pair of slip
pers!"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
A. D. ao14.

Bell Boy-"Room 101 rung. They're
singing college songs and they want
ten more cocktails and q half-dozen
more boxes Of cigarettes" Hotel Pro
prietor-"You just tell those young
society ladies they've got to be quiet
err: they're keeping some of the gem
uemen boarders awake.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
FAD nls Annstl,s with Him

1t was Wizards first sight of tur-
key, and as the noble bird was borne
proudly to the table BY the waitress
the little fellow evidently thought that
his father was merely the first adult
honored. "oh, Annie, bring me one,
tool" he cried
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
strInosnt Austrian nuIlalnu AVS.

Austrian laws require that dwellings
and business houses be built OF solid
material from interior to exterior.
Building regulations In Austria are
very strict and are rigidly enforced.
Interior walls there are chiefly Of plas-
ter and concrete. but bricks and laths
are much used.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Uncle Hiram's Deduction.

Who are the people Twin next
door," asked Mrs. Gadsby's Uncle
Hiram
Il don't know" she replied.
X s'pose they've just moved in?"
mo. | think they have lived there
for a good many years"
Amt they decent?"
Il really don't know. ! have never
heard anything about them"
HIN! Gosh. you people must be
mighty we'll off"
What has our financial condition
to do with the people who live next
door,"
why, you don't seem to ever have
to borrow anything"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
sedrntar Sorrows.

First Hen-What ridiculously gid
dy creature that young Miss Dorkins
is! Second Hen-Oh, she's young yet.
Wait till she has known the sorrow Of
sitting for three weeks on q china
egg and two door knobs-shell sober
down then.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
A Contortionist.

What is your notion of an ideal
statesman"
An ideal statesman, in my opinion .
replied Senator Sorghum, is a man
who knows how to keep his ear to the
ground without lying down on hi.
Job
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Mot Fitted for the lab

It is supposed that Washington
could not tell a lie. He never would
have made much of campaign mana
ger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Helpino Him Alona

Madam. I'm travelling around the
world on wager. | have to make
good time or I'll lose my bet"
We'll, don't mind letting my bull
dog pace you for a couple Of miles.
Here. T1xe! 1rPathnnder. -.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Mad at Himself.

"Your husband seems to be out OF
sorts this morning"
Yes. He attended a stag affair
last night, at which the only enter
tainment was furnished by a male
Quartette.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
So Unexpected.

us Plunkers confirmed pessi.
mist?"
One OF the worst you ever saw
If happy thought should strike him
he would be stunned for a week"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
ror r,,n.

Rill-What kind Of a fellow is Dob
kins9
Willie can tell You how to adopt
national system of currency that
would pay off the national debt. but he
can't raise the price of his grocery
bill.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
REVISING the peclsratfnn-

"Ail men were created, equal. were
they not?" asked Mr.. Meekton.
Equal among themselves, replied
his wife. but as between themselves
end vs.. diatinctly inferior.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Parting you know. Is sweet sor.
row. said Browne, Not always"
replied Towne. Guess you never
had quinihs capsule part Just after
you put Il IN your mouth. did your
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Cnre for stomach Disorders.

Disorders of the stomach may be
avoided by the use o. Chamberlain
Tablets. Many very remarkable
cures have been effected by these
tablets. Sold by all dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

At Detroit, 10 inniass r. a e
Boston $1,000. .... o
Detroit ... ...4 IL o
Batteries-co Inns, Carrigan ana
cady. Dubnc and stanage
AT Cleveland Il /
New York .......... Z 4
MISUNDERSTANDING and Par
ish Schultz. Kirby and sweenny.
At Chicago. Il H f
Philadelphia .. .. 3 Z 2
Chicago .,.... ....... l
Batteries Brown, paskert and
Thomas. Schang; Walsh and schalk.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Dangerous,

Nature is good physician WHO
causes trouble when her medicine is
aduIterated
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

cult. He has been q scrs a,ti1e and
ardent baseball enthr e.as. in Cairo
since 1909 and s. vas under his
management that the club made
$3.50 in 1903. Sir. Eieheaberge-
during his aetiye management al
ways applied strict business prin-
ciples to the club the sane as he
did TO his own affairs although he
never spared money or efforts in
getting the best anet c5iainabie,
Tie pennant being won in 1908 and
1904 under his direct management.
He always tIeated the Ten on the
team like geatleTen tpt at the
same time demanded that they aei
as such in eve-y respect Il viii be
long time before C'ro seoures
another man TO nj NJ. Ei,henber-
gefs pace.
VIII It be ihe Pada / or cair,
gocters who rex. T-esdpy vill wear
thai piaT9ine pc,scn oppression on
their faces?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
Wealth o, Knew,.ss.,

There Is no wealth like unto knowl
edge, for thieves cannot steal it-nur
msse Proverh.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12

Batteries Allen and Turner,
Hendee, Stultz and osman, Smith.
Provided the weather man is
kindly disposed Cairo viii meet Pa
duaeh in the initial tilt Of the sea-
son at League park Tuesday
1t promises to be memorable
event in more ways than one, Most
of the down town business. men are
te w1nt their employees an after
,....s y CT so that they might go ont
ere tie show
Il Ill automobile parade. large In
numbers and lengthy in stretch is
TO feature the preliminary to the
game. The parade is to traverse
the main thoroughfares on the
way to the park and every machine
owner in town is asked to be in line
with his car.
Paducah is to oppose Cairo, and
as in everything else, the rivalry on
the diamond promises to be backed
up with Cairo rooters many hundred
strong as champions for the local
club. Paducah is also to have a
representation here in the way of
enthusiasts who are to journey
herein large numbers on a specially
conducted excursion,
Taken as a whole, the occasion is
to be suspicious and one that not
single person will care to miss
The business houses realizing the
import of the affair and it's import
ance in IA general way have re-
quested The Bniletin to publish the
following as
Special Notice.
All requests for leave of absence
owing to Funerals. Weddings. Lame
Back, House Cleaning, Moving,
Sore Throat. Headache. Indigestion.
etc, ETC., must be handed in not
later than 10 o'clock this morning
to the manager in each of the nu-
merous business establishments.
tSigned) The Sincere Managers.
Guy p. Eichenberger has rendered
his resignation as vice president
and director of the Cairo Baseball
association. This news will be re
ceiyed with deep regret by the fans
and business people of Cairo anS,
lpyer the entire Kitty league cir
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-12
BASE BALL
AND OTHER SPORTS
off the Bat By JEAN SCOOP

was, minus sign was prominent in
the showing of the gate receipts.
The score by innings was tabulat-
cd as follows. r II +
Marion / 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3 5 A
Cairo 2 o. 0 2 o. 9
Batteries Allen and Turner,
Hendee, Stultz and Osman, Smith.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-10-16
STOMACH MISERY
GAS. INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" fixes sick,
sour, gassy stomachs in
five minutes.

Time It! In five minutes all stomach
distress will go. No indigestion, heart
burn, sourness or bolching of gas, acid,
or eructations of undigested food, no
dizziness, bloating, or foul breath
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for It's
speed in regulating upset stomachs
1t is the surest, quickest and most GER
tain indigestion remedy in, the whole
world, and besides it is harmless.
Please for your sake, get large
hity-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right. Don't keep on being miserable
life Is too short-you are not hero
long, so make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest It.; en-.
Joy 1t, without dread of rebellion In
the stomach
Pape's Diapcpsin belongs In your
home anyway. Should one of the fam.
lily eat something which don't agree
with them, or in case OF an attack of
indigestion. dyspepsia. gastrius or
stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night, It is handy to give
tho quickest relief known. Adv.
The Arvada enterprise., 1913-10-16
$135, ,163.ss GOES TO PLAYERS.
Amount VIII Be Distributed to Fifty
Men in Worlds Series.

Philadelphia, Pa.-F'riday's game
was the last in which the players
participate in the receipts. According
to the unofficial figures there will be
distributed among the players $780,.
1889. The winners will receive 60
per cent OF this total and the losers
10 per cent
The national commission announced
that twenty-five players on each team
were eligible to play in the series,
therefore each man on the winning
side will receive 1924, and each
member of the losing team $2,lG2.
The attendance Friday was 2O,5GS
and the receipts s49,G45. or this the
National commissions share was s4,.
sG4.5O; the players shares, $2G,SOS.3O
and each club sS,92G.1O.
The total figures for the four days
are as follows:
Attendance 114,3lS; receipts, $3.50
sO3.5O: National commissions share,
s25.O3O3j; players, S125,1G3.S9; each
club. $iJ.O5iG}.