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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-25

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1t do. What a satisfaction.
Better yet its a 'Stay Satisfac-
tory Range" And the ovens,
well, you can put a whole beef in
without touching the sides.
MODEL HARDWARE.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-25

A shipment of Perfection Blue
Flame Oil Cook Stoves just re-
ceived. Breakfast over in 20
minutes; one long dream Of hap
piness. No divorces.
MODEL HARDWARE.
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FOr Sale.

Poland China sows, farrow in
September.
A. P. YOUNG.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-25
Boxes For Sale.

Extra heavy goods boxes for
sale cheap at Hinesley's Cigar
Factory, Ninth street.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-07-25
PERSONALS

Hiss OhllAVJ IAN III VI JOplln
and Mrs. Harold Geyer of Neo-
sho, Mo, returned to their re-
spective homes Sunday evening
after a visit here with Miss Dick
Grady.
Judge John E. Burden went to
Kansas City Monday on le-
gal business.
R. R. Crawford of Kansas City
spent Sunday here with relatives.
He was accompanied by his wife.
who remained for a more ex-
tended visit.
S. N. Wilson went to Kansas
City Monday on business.
Miss Nancy Lee Goodman Of
Virginia, who has been visiting
the family Of VIM. Aull, ST.. left
Monday for a visit in Ari-
iona. VIM. Aull, Jr., and sister,
Miss Percy, accompanied her to
Kansas City to spend the day.
John Bowman went to Kansas
City Monday for a few days
stay.
c. c. Barron went to Kansas
City Monday to attend the
Rngling Brothers circus.
Mrs. w. II. Veach went to Kan
sas City Monday morning to
spend the day.
r. B. Berry went to Kansas
City Monday on business.
v. J. c. Bour went to Kansas
City Monday to spend the
day on business.
Miss Thelma Young returned
Monday to her home in Kan
sas City after a visit here with
the family of B. Y. Young. Mr..
and Mrs. Young and Miss Lillian
Delaney accompanied her to Kan
saS City to spend the day.
Prof. J. C. Shelton left Monday
morning for a trip through Kan
sas in the interest of Central Col
lege.
DR.. Z. NJ. Williamms went to
Kansas City Monday morning to
spend the day on business.
John Pollard went to FIT. Leav-
enworth, Kans., Monday morning
with VIM. H. Legg, a deserter
from the U. S. Army. He de-
serted from Fit. Riley, and was
arrested here Saturday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hubert Bates re-
turned Monday from a trip
to Buffalo, Rochester, Toronto,
and other eastern cities.
Rev. Otto Schultz spent Sun
day in Grand Pass.
f. Y. Bode spent Sunday in
Marshall.
l. G. Neale spent Sunday in
Sweet Springs.
Miss Katherine Van Noy left
Saturday evening for a visit in
Manhattan, Kansas.
Miss Nell Ross spent Sunday in
Higginsville,
Misses Martha McFadin and
ISusie May Mitchell went to Kan
sas City Monday evening for a
visit.
Misses Emory and Katherine
Iodhunter went to Glasgow, MO,
Monday morning for a visit.
Miss Eunice Hagood of Buck
ncr is visiting the family Of L. A.
Golliday.
Miss Susan Akers of Richmond
went to Kansas City Saturday ev-
ening after a visit here with
Miss Jean Ardinger.
Mrs. 7. A.. Bates went to
Huntsville Saturday evening for
a visit.
Miss Alma Ashurst went to
Blackburn Wednesday for a
visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Cope re-
turned to Kansas City Tuesday
evening after a visit here with
the family of ]. Q. Cope.
Mrs. Zach w. Wright and her
two daughters, Miss Gladys, and
M, NJ ID EaN1nlIon5 1uant tO
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Dover Notes.

G.. l.. Wilson OF Lexington was
here Sunday.
Ed. Morrison of Higginsville
" as here Friday.
Capt. j. Q. Plattenburg of
Lexington was here Monday.
Mrs. Maria Patterson and son
ard Mrs. D. 7. Bogie of Lex
ington were here Sunday.
F. L. Cox and wife were in
Kansas City Monday night.
Matthew Kenney of Lexington
was here Monday. =.
Joe Epperson spent several
days this. week in Kansas City.
Mrs. Leon Lewis and small
son of Corder spent Sunday here
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Eppes.
Mrs. Eliza Cox spent Saturday
and Sunday with her son, F. L.
Cox, and family.
Bony Gray had business in
Lexington Monday evening.
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Marriage Licenses.

Claude L. Blackwell. Kansas City
Goldie NJ. Ratzer e. Lexington
lyle D. Stone =. st. Paul, MINI.
Cornelia B. Craig :. Lexington.
The Washington times., 1913-12-28
ELIMINATE WOMEN
FOR SCHOOL PLACE
Many Situations Where 1t
Would Be Highly Embar-
/ RAISING, Say Members.

Dev elopments of the Past few days
seem to have eliminated women eluca-
tors from serious consideration in con-
aection with the appointment ~ Su-
3erintendent of Schools, u succeed d..
William NJ. Davidson. wio =; to Ie3vc
Washington Tuesd1y e-cG;ny for Irtts-
burgh.
Ever since il 3ecama known tina: DIR.
Davidson would leave :he members cf
the Board ut t:dLcation h,r.. been CIV
ing the most CO reful atten-ioa to tho
selection Of his successor and ssf.uid
,sction DC taken ar o-lcc il wauld be
based upon mSture con siinrarihn. A
meeting OF the r;.ard wl!I ire held ~u,s-
Gay eFenir Z. but il is aE6 n Su whpih-
er action will lie taken 2t that time.
The members CT the hoard r,saiize
that there are available at the pres
ent time some &c the most capable ,r.;n-
cn educators in ti.,s United states ani
point TO such women as Miss Edith V.
Brown, director OF intermediate ir-
struction, and Miss Edith g. West
scott. principal of the Western High
School.
In the opinion of many Of the ir,ard.
however, il would be inadVisable to
impose upon n woman the handling of
me many distastcfui suoh;s:Is which
the superintendent Ct Ssh r,Is is ..pn-
PEELED tS pass GiIv.. ScaII,!sIS and near
sandals are ret unknown IA ;h. re-.
uiar 0outiE: ii the. Ssa lJIs and SIT
uatians arr ccrstantiy arising thai
woulc be- ElTst embarrassing for Il
womaii.
II is equally true that serious diff
culties block the way to the appoint
ment OF teacher in the graded schools
VI is pointed out that Alexander T
Stewart, though one of the most cana
Ole of these teachers, was gIad to sur
render the position of Superintendent
10 which he had been appointed, be-
cause Of the difficulties he encountered
in handling the affairs Of the high and
normal schools
There is no denying that much feeling
exists between the two branches of the
service and that il is much more diffi-
cult for former teacher or Official of
the Eraded schools to obtain the CO.
operation of the high school officials
than it Is for the high school appointee
TO secure the support of the lower grade
instructors. Cd. -, --~ ".
At the present time there is reason
10 believe that the advantage still re-
mains with Emory Wilson, the principal
OF the Central High school, and there
Is a growing disposition on the part of
members of the board to give him such
assurances as may be neces sary to in
dnce him to disregard his personal de-
sires and accept the appointment as
superintendent of schools.
The Washington times., 1913-12-28
"WITHIN THE LAW"
ENDSNEWY YORKRUJN|
By BEAU RIALTo.
Written for The Washington Times.)

The Criterion is not going over To- the
movies after all. Belasco's The Man
Inside" by Roland B. Molineaux, VIII
Close there tomorrow and win be FOL
DOM" in which Edith and Mabel Tai
liaferro are to be starred jointly.
a--g &c
Went tine other night to Sam g. Shu-
bert's- Memorial Theater. where saw
Sir Johnston Forbes Robertson. the
great london play-actor. in Master
VIII Shakespeare's "Othello." He was
the best Moor ever saw. Mistress Ger
trude Elliott was given excellent oppor-
tunity to distin gufsh herxeif as, Desde-
mona. which she made the most Of,
sang the Willow Song" in. the bed
chamber scene. In that. it seemed. she
100 near sounded the note of Ophelia, in
the mad scene Of Hamlet" In an else.
her Desdemona was the bes. work she
has done in this farewell sea- of her
illustriors' husband. s"
5. A. Cookson as IaGo was indeed the
villain. and read his fnsidioHs lines with
dramatic fervor that made the audi
euce OF chronic first-nights-s hate MIN,
which is the measure of success ac-
corded all villains. albeit he lacked in
appearance the dashinS viDsoTneness
which the skilled plotter is by tTadi-
ton, endowed with.
For the rest of the company, naasht
mediocrity- The noble Duke OF Venice
looked more like a papal nunzio, and
demeaned himself so. too. Brobantio,
Cassie. and all the rest. it seemed,
missed wholly the spirit of their parts.
The critics made much of the phys
ical disqualifications of Forbes-Robert-
son TO portray the swash- -bucklinS
Othello. They said he was too fine. too
too noble. That. methinks.
is n matter of opinion. They said his
Othello's fineness of character was
not that of a man who boasted that he
hued his way through twenty men. sim
gle handed.
The Washington times., 1913-12-28
Newton Heads District
Masonic Grand Lodqe

l. John Newton was chosen head of
the District Grand Lodge of Masons at
the election at New Masonic Temple
Saturday night. Charhss L. Baldwin,
the retiring grand master. installed the
new officers and was presented with a
past grand masters Jewel
Those elected were: Deputy grand
master. Alexander Grant: senior grand
warden, William w. Jermane: Junior
grand warden, James W. v-zlten; grand
secretary, A. W. Johnston: q and treas
urer, James A. Sample; grand lecturer
Thomas il. Young: grand chaplain, the
Rev. ]. Henning NelTns; ASSISTANT grand
chaplain, the Rev Hugh T. Stevenson
grand marshal, Lem Towers, jr: senior
grand deacon, Joseph Ii. Milans: junior
grand deacon, J. Harry Cunningham ;
grand sword bearer, Charles J. O'Neill
Grand pUrsuivant, Charles c. Coombs
senior grand steward, Mark +. Finley;
luuiUr grand steward, Charles +. Rob-
Crts and grand tiler, Warren c. Bicll-
IYrd
The Washington times., 1913-12-28
Frank Lord Now Heads
National Press Club

After spirited election contest the
National Press Club is now preparing
20 inaugurate its new officers for the
coming year. At the election held
Saturday the following results were an
Cuunced:
President Frank Il. Lord: vice presi-
dent J. Fred Essary; secretary. Charles
e. Hart. treasurer. Ashmun y. Brown:
financial secretary, Donald A. Craig
For board OF governors, te SIX highest
W J.. Crounsc. Austin Cunningham
Fred A. Emery, and Louis Garthe.
John l.. SmaIlwood and Harry J. Brown
were tied for sixth place, and will figure
IN special election. Chief interest
Centered HI the election for the presi-
dency. Mr.. Lord defeated Oswald F.
Schuette by a vote of 9S to 6S.
The Washington times., 1913-12-28

NEW YORK, Dec. 2s.-After one of
the most remarkable runs in Broad
ways history, within the Law
closed last night at the Eltinge Fheater,
where Rayard yeiller's wonderful mel
odrana had its premiere about a yea-
and half ago. But that does not
mean that Within The Law" Is dead.
There are now nine different companies
on the road presenting the Play in ev-
cry part of the United States and Can
ada. During the long New York run
Jane Cowl played Mary Turner at
every performance with the exception
of a few weeks last summer. when she
went to Europe for a short vacation
During her absence. the lead was play
ed by Helen Ware, who is now out
with one of the road companies.
Succeeding within The Law at the
Eltinge will be THE Yellow Ticket"
a meIodrama by an Engiish,ran. which
will open on Monday night Rehearsals
for THE Yellow Ticket were unique
in that most of them were conducted
in the German Hospital Florence Reed.
the leading woman. underwent an op-
Grafton for appendicitis, ami read her
lines from her bed. Jack Barrymore.
who was picked for leading man afte-
several aspirants had been tried out
Othello to be going through the love
scenes at Miss Reeds bedside.
Billie Burke came back TO town on
Christmas I'm The Land of Promise" q
play by w. Somerset Maugham, who
wrote many plays for Ethel Barrymore.
Maugham came over from London to
see rehearsals and the premiere.
Miss Doris Keane, in Romance"
took a vacation this week and on Mon
dav will open in Cincinnati. The play,
which had a run in New York sur
passed only by Peg O. Ny Heart and
"Within the Law" ran fourteen weeks
in Chicago.
The Washington times., 1913-12-28
DRAMATIC NoTES.

Folliott Paget, who Is at present ap-
pearing In the part Of Mrs. Malaprop
IN Annie Russelrs revival OF the
"Rivals." was the actress intrusted
Joseph Jefferson during no I.s. than
seven seasons. She also plays Mrs.
Hardcastle In she Stoops to CONQUER"
and Mrs: Cardam In The School for
Scandal"
Annie Russell has never been more
perfectly cast than at Kate Hardcastle
that quaint, arch. attractive young per
son made famous by Goldsmith In his
great old comedy she Stoops to Con-
Quer."
John II. Klein, who has been identi-
lied with great many stock pro<iuc-
tons IN washington In recent years.
and who is q decided favorite in this
He will make his first appearances al
Polls tomorrow night As Sergeant FIN
ley In Claiming Pollock's dramafiza-
ton Of Tn the Bishops Carriage"
Miss Marion BentIer has been ens.red
BY q Q. Poll for his Washington COM
pany. Miss Bentler was q member Of
the original company In Tho Merry
The gowns worn by Edyth Latimer In
The Great Adventure were DESIGNED
by Paul Poiret, the French creator. az
the request of Winthrop Ames.
A new play founded on detective-poIice
life Of Greater New York, entitled .sTbae
Whirlpool which A. H. Woods has
provided Thomas E. Shea for thIs sea
sons tour. win be one of the three
plays this player viii ofIer when he
comes 70 the Academy Theater the week
sweethearts." which Is one Of the
song hits of Christie MacDonaIds
operetta by the same name. Is said to
pe fully as beautiful as the famous
song from Mile. Modiste.. Some OF the
other hits are "The Sabot Dance"
Mother Goose" and The Angeius."
The resident manager Of B. +.
ture to the service Of the house. He
has provided for portable check room
In the main foyer. thus giving the
house two places Of this sort on the
main floor, the object, being to enable
brellas in much quicker time than here
tofore.
The Matinee Dansantes'' at b. f.
keith's theater are already the vogue
young people who can dance and also
enjoy q high grade bill for but one
price. Their quick popularity Is ON a
par with the success of the b. F. Keith
regime.
Surrounded by a company Of nearly
one hundred, and supplied with . new
musical comedy entitled '"rhe Beauty
Shop" Raymond Hitchcock win enter
tain at the New National during the
week OF January =
0aby Deslys. at the head of the
Winter Garden company, viii soon be-
gin her first American trans-coutinentai
tour. She win appear in "The Little
q modern musical farce.
and viii be surrounded by 100 people.
this number including fifty Gaby giris
The Washington times., 1913-12-28
Hospital to Continue
Campaign for Funds

The trustees of the National Homeo-
pathic Hospital have determined to con-
tinue indefinitely the campaign Tor the
raistngs Of building fund for the re-
modelling of the main building at Second
and; Kirby streets. This building, which
was the original structure that housed
the institution. Is now surrounded by
modern additions that but accentuate
fhe antiquated equipment of the old. the
maintenance cost OF which is now .ex-
eessiye
Byron S. Adams. treasurer. said this
morning he was not yet prepared to
make a statement as to the receipts of
the campaign they featured as Hos
pital Saturday" as he said checks were
still coming in. and that he was in
i'ope that several OF generous denomi-
nation would reach him in the Monday
mail.
The Washington times., 1913-12-28
Predicts Year of
Trouble for u. S.

II IS a sour dose of disasters predicted
for the United States by Prof. Zadl,ieI,
a British soothsayer. for the year 1914.
Earthquakes, epidemics, paIics and d.
yers other catastrophes are promised
by Z2dkiel, who says the constellation
Of the stars at certain dates are TO be
responsible.
The spring os 1914 will bring a great
earthquake In the vicinity of Washing
ton. to shake things up, predicts Zad-
Elel, and az the same time disturbances
will be noted in Mexico and In Peru.
Epidemics, panics in Wall street, fric-
ton between the United Safes and
Germany. the assassination of the Sui
tan of Turkey, an outbreak of cholera
in the Balkans and other disasters are
forecast for the new year by Prof. Zad-
kiel.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-22

President output
of
each could
u by the clock
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-22
Trade Follows Good Feeling

NE NOTABLE effect of
by FL Pa the
communities likewise
recently representative
territory get acquainted with country
cooperative Douglas is planning
Springs valley, to establish
settlers Albuquerque often threshold
Phoenix keeps in close touch with
There the
not follow this successfully
to the tremendous general publicity
that aggressive
statesmen wo regularly now
Il Pas0s flag floating and
most powerful factor FL
ACQUAINTED excursion One has
memory OF these trips stays with friends nghbO
OF years. 10 realize how much of
cooperative and social solidarity people
Plains Southwest
Commenting the 1900 planned for October
Arizona far Tucson Phoenix and mart of New
Mexico the Tucson Star clearly reflects
excursions promote. Says he
becoming popular in the .+ II psso
the leader this method of building cooperation between
communities in the southwest and other cities following her lead FL Pns
planning through Mexico next month 1r b
cordial awaits them this
territorial OF 500
the population of them II mutual
- mutual
Hospitality and goodfelOwhp
with those we ike other
Being good nghbO is what counts private affairs
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-22

$50 per year up and do not run auto
mobiles as a rule. First class postmast-
ers receive as high as $4,000 a year.
This is why they are called first class
postmasters.
Fourth and third class postmasters
are very useful to the people and if they
were to be abolished business would
stagger and millions of people would
yearn in vain for letters from home.
Second and first class postmasters are
very useful to the party but the people
would never miss them from their du-
ties. The people have had plenty Of
chance to do so but thus far have de-
elined
A wise government has so organized
the pOstoffiee department that it can
run on forever no matter who Is a first
or second class postmaster. When the
postmaster of a great city takes his last
months salary and retires in favor of a
member of the opposition whose sole
knowledge of the business is an ex-
Perinee in getting stamps to stick on
envelopes business doesn't stagger for
a minute. It might, however, if the
postmaster tried to run the office.
The government would make itself
very popular by abolihsing first class
pOstmasters and putting the saving into
more second and even third class stamp
elerks.-Copynghted by George Matthew
Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-22
n Years Ago To day
From The Herald This Date 1899.

Harry Lane Of Las Cruces is stopping
I in the city.
] Mrs. J. Williams left for Denver this
morning over the Santa Fe.
A B. Campbell left over the Santa
I Fe this morning for New York.
| Misses Margaret and Catherine Foun-
| tain of Las Cruces are in the city.
County Surveyor Parker has gone
into the mountains for a few days.
W. R Martin returned yesterday from
Alpine, the scene of the recent wreck.
Manager ]. A. Eddy of the E. P. &
n. E. has ordered the material for work
at ClOudcroft
Miss Anna Seaman left this afternoon
/. for San Antonio, where she will enter
st. Mary's hall.
Mr.. and Mrs George Boyle were pas
sengers' on the Santa Fe this morning
to Boston, Mass
administrator of the estate of Solidad
LUZ, deceased, and his bond fixed at
Mrs. James Harris and three chill.
dren left on the T. & P. for Fort
Worth and other eastern points this
morning.
Alderman Whitmore attended the
council meeting last evening, but was
compelled to leave because Of sudden
sickness.
The social given at the residence of
Rev Mr.. McCIintock by the Epworth
league last night was a success finan-
Cially and otherwise.
The Ell Paso Border rifles have given
up the idea of going to the Dewey re-
ceptiOn IN New York, but will endeavor
to take in the Dallas fair.
A party of Is prominent young So
ciety people had an enjoyable time last
night on a burro ride. The party rode
across the mesa to the foot Of Mt
franklin.
A
clerk Hardicker of the joint warehouse,
accompanied by her little son, left this
morning for Detroit, Mich, on a visit
Of two months
The McGinty band will give a con-
cert tonight in the plaza As the even
1ngs are growing cool, there will be no
intermission, but the program will be
played through
The private car OF division superin-
tendent j. z. Hurley came down on the
santa Fe this morning, carrying SUI
perlntendent Hurley and wife and two
friends, Ms. Rankin and Mrs. Gise Of
Las Vegas
Claude Ortega, the son, Of Nash Or
tega Of this city. was mustered out to-
daY at San Francisco from the First
california regiment of volunteers
Claude went through the Spanish war
IN cuba and fought in the Philippines
Managers Samworth and CASSIDY.
OF Myar's opera house, are in receipt
of daily letters from managers of va
rlouS forms OF amusement, who desire
10 come here. PadereWSkIS manager
has written for q date and asks a
guarantee of $4,000 for one recital
Mayor Magoffin and city engineer
Wlmberly made a tour Of inspection
yesterday over the various sewer lines
OF the city to try and discover why the
sewage has been clogging up in the
pipes Magoffin was not in favor of
connecting the new Athletic park with
the Consumers ice factory.
hui l. ri
complete. The exterior is practically
SO. the tin roof having been put on,
and other work of a like nature fin
lshed- The foundation for the new and
costly Hubbell block has been laid and
stOnemasOns are rapidly reahcing the
surface of the ground with their work
me building will be one of the hand
soonest in the city when completed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-22
Harry Thaw
By Walt Mason

Oh, you fill me with pain, Harry
Thaw; for you will bob up again. Harry
Thaw; I had thought you safely canned.
and my life seemed safe and grand. and
1 smiled to beat the band, Harry Thaw
Then to cook my spirits goose, Harry
Thaw, from retirement you broke loose
Harry Thaw; oh, you make the oes6 of
sprints, and your name in Iurid tints
fills the doggone public prints, Harry
Thaw. You're chestnut old and weird.
Harry Thaw; there are hens nests in
your beard, Harry Thaw; you have wear
led gods and men with your larynx and
your pen, yet, gadzoOksl you come again.
Harry Thaw! You're a cheap and NOR
excuse, Harry Thaw; I'd be glad to see
you loose, Harry Thaw, if l thought that
you would chase to the iumpin0 over
place; take away that elammT face
Harry Thawi You and EVELYN aro
freaks, Harry Thaw, and the country
with you reeks, Harry Thaw; but the
country's getting tired, and when bofb
of you are fired twill be something
much desired, Harry Thaw. What
blessing it viii be, Harry Thaw. when
from you and yours we're free. Harrv
Thawl When the daily newsy. sheet
prints no Harry and-Icpeat, and voD-
wife has frozen feet, Harry TbawrN
Copyright, 1913, by George Matthew
Adams.