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The Springdale news., 1913-05-02
W. c. OWNBEY
FACE OF
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The Springdale news., 1913-05-02

The great calamity in Omaha was quickly overshadoWed by the terribly disastrous floods in Ohio Great suffering and sickness from colds and exposure resulted L. Poole, 2217 California St, Omaha. writes. My daughter had very severe cough and cold but Foleys Honey and Tar Compound knocked it out in no time. Refuse suhsti- tutes. ". G. Ownbey
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02
If 1t happened it's in The News .

Sallow complexion is due to a torpid liver HERBINE purifies and strengthens the liver and bow els and restores the rosy bloom of health to the cheek. Price 5oc. Sold by W. c. Ownbey
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02

In the name of humanity, why not start society to provide early worms and hot water bottles for the preseason robins?
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02

Over s173,000,00 worth of prop erty changed hands In Chicago last year, not counting the cash gather ed on the highways.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02

Mundell's pant leg was in a very convenient place - Rogers Coop rative Press
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02

Doan's Regulets are recommend ed by many who say they operate easily. without griping and without bad after effects 25c at all drus stores.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02
For the Weak and Nervous

Tired-out. weak. nervous men and women would feel ambitious, ener- getie, full of life and always have a good appetite. if they would do the sensible thing for health take Electric Bitters. Nothing bet ter for the stomach. liver or kid- neys. Thousands say they owe their lives to this wonderful home remedy. Mrs. 0. Rhineyau1t. of Aestal Center. N Y, says: II re- gard Electric Bitters as one of the greatest of gifts. can never for get what it has done for me {" Get a bottle yourself and See what a difference it will make in your health. Only Soc and $1.Oo Rec commended by all druggists.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02

have Braden Problem of Problems" his other work, and q pamphlet by B. F. Underwood The Kind of a Man Clark Braden is ;" 4 trio of volumes already numbered among the books that were. Bradens science was super fieial His statement of Bartian s proofs of the radical difference of animal and vegetable cells is only one instance His criticism of ,Draper's works shows little knowl- edge of the history of science, and contains many statements that church history and Biblical eriti- cism deny. Christianity was first and the New Testament afterwards, as study of the works of the Fathers will show. The New Test ament grow out of Christianity, not christianity out Of the New Testa- ment. History and the oldest New Testament manuscripts show this. Read page AT of Bradens book then read the preface to the R. V. Of the New Testament, and David sons great work the Canon of the Bible, then draw your own con- clusion
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02

China now has full fledged az rIcuitural department where chop suey ingredients are given official attention.
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If 1t happened its in The News
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02
SPRING VALLEY
Last eek

Walter Dichen will build new store building, and Nose Cook will put in a blacksmith shop at the Diehen place
 Wint Parsley and Jack Fitch each took a load Of household goods to Fayetteville for s. P. Williams Saturday Mr and Mrs Williams will have charge of the hotel west of the jail.
 Don't Worry, the ten command ments and the Sunday fishing law are suffering from the usual neg leet Last Sunday how the angle worms did suffer, but the seed ticks got their inning all right
 Monday morning this country was shocked by the news being phoned abroad that Mrs. D Y Puryear, ST, had suddenly died of heart trouble Sunday night She had a severe spell of sickness over a year ago, and never completely regained her strength The remains were inferred in the Burkshed cem- etery Monday afternoon. The rel atiyes and friends have the sym pathy of the entire community
 We are enjoying fine spring weather, but, if ] A Y Wilker- sons forecasts don't flash n the pan, two more SHOWS are among what is coming to us. lay is the weather Isaih of Pilgrim Rest, and tie local rooters for him are will- ing to match him against all com CTS. Spring Valley takes it's cli- mate from the predictions of Addie Vaughn, who as a short range prog nosticator is entitled 10 the bake shop. We have known him to fore east sprinkle in the droughtiest time in the last four years, and the welcome moisture put n an appear ance just hours and II minutes before the time assigned for it's advent l suggest that Pilgrim Rest and Spring Valley get up De supper. free for all. and let the champion prophet Of each eemmuni- ty predict the weather for cert an date, the losing side to pay for the grub Now you Pilgrim Rest folks put up C. come down off the perch.
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02

Thomas Cawood, pioneer citizen of Maysyille, died at his home in that village, Sunday April goth, 1913, aged about 70 years. the re- suit of pneumonia and complications. MT. Cawood has figured in many of the enterprises of Maysville and vicinity and was prosperous and a man with host of friends in this country News Herald
The Springdale news., 1913-05-02
Marriage Licenses.

U $. hoehendlffer, Who came here early in the winter from Larn- ed, Kan, with his wife and have been rooming at the home of Mrs Liyesay on the East side, died about seven o'clock this morning of heart failure. He died within thirty min utes after complaining of not feel ing we'll Mir. Kochendiffer had ex- pected to buy property here and make this their home Rogers Dem oerat
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10
Midget WEEDS Show Girl;

CT. LOUIS. Mo.-A romance of the
y circus sideshow reached its climax
here when Jack w. c. Barnett Of Rox-
boro. N. c.. twenty-one years old.
thfrty-eight inches high and Weighing
thirty-rour pounds. got a license to
marry Miss Dorothy David Warfield
Of St. Louis. nineteen years old. about
Eve feet eight inches In height and
weighing 100 pounds.
Mrs. H. L. Morris, seven feet four
inches tall, was matron of honor. and
her husband. man or ordinary size.
was best man.
Barnett had to be lifted upon high
stool when he was called on to sign
the application for license at the
city hall. With the stool beneath him,
he stood with his head about on a
level with that Of his bride-to-be.
Since Barnett was sixteen years old
he has travelled with the sideshows of
various circuses.
In the sideshow Of the same circus,
Miss Warfeld. until last April high
school girl Of Baltimore. does "mys-
terry act" She is placed In a cabinet
but when the curtains are pulled back
she ia not there. Then flowers begin
growing from vase which stands on
a high table In the cabinet, and finally
Miss Barnett's head and shoulders ap
pear. as II growing out of the bouquet.
Barnett gets SIS week and Miss
Warfield gets $50. they said. Mrs.
Morris Is the "giantess" OF the side
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10
Boys Pet Wildcat Puts Big Bulldog to Flight

whipped every other dog in the neigh
borhood discovered the wildcat in the
back yard of the Miles home.
Il was watching from the window
when that old bulldog put his front
paws up on the back fence and looked
over at MY wildcat" said Miles.
The bulldog looked at him for \
while. seeming to be thinking to him
self: Well. there is a strange look
ing kind of a cat but I'll bet a mil
lion dollars l can whip him. And
then he leaped over the fence and
made straight for the cat, growing
and showing fight. My wildcat has
long front legs and an enormous paw
for his size and his claws are long
and sharp. He looked at the ap-
preaching dog and crouched for him
and when he got close enough he Just
took one swipe at him and that bull
dog disappeared like q streak over the
fence"
The wildcat is tame. except when he
is fed and then he becomes 80 wild
that the boy cannot go near him. He
growls and shows fight while eating.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10
MELISSA WOULD sioEsTEP THE
CAP AND BELLS.


Mrs. Merriwid, sitting before her
mirror. dipped her dainty finger into
pot of Creme Diane, and smearing
the thuriferous compound on the low
err part of her face, began to rub 1t in
with considerable vigor, Her ma
ternal maiden Aunt Jane, finding her
thus employed, expressed some sur
prise, the hour of the operation. being
untimely.
TOO much of 1t only makes 'em
deeper. Melissa. my dear" she OBJ
served kindly.
Makes what deeperT demanded
her niece with some asperity.
Aunt Jane coughed deprecating lit
tie cough. Excuse me-" she said.
I'm doing this because my face
aohes." explained Mrs. Merriwid. do
you understand, auntie? 1t isn't be-
cause of any waste of cellular tissue
attributable to senile decay and riot
GUS living. as you seem to sweetly in
sinuate: it's because I've overstrained
my cheek muscles smiling at Mr.. Mot
ley's merry jests. That's what
person gets for being polite. l feel as
II Id Just emerged from a protracteo
gum chewing contest and had lost out
on technicality. Kindly hand me q
towel. That man is a pest"
IT thought you liked him." said
Aunt Jane. You said he was such
good company, If l remember rightly.
mot stock company. however" said
Mrs. Merriwid. For a one night
stand he's all right. but he's no attrac-
ton for long rum He pals. dearie.
and I'm no pallbearer If l am still in
mourning. 1 can take joke as well
as any woman, but lack the capacity
of the comic section editors waste
basket"
You're the most changeable wom-
an ever saw" remarked Aunt Jane.
II like a little variety l admit. but
continuous vaudeville is something
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10
@JG &NNG0,
on olnPEoN pass

Everyone has heard the wonderful
stories of the sagacity OF the st. Bern
ard dogs. AT the top of the pass is
monument In memory OF one who
saved 40 lives during the 10 years of
its existence. On one occasion 1t dis.
covered in the snow a child whose
mother had been killed by an ava
lanche. After rousing 1t by licking
its face. the dog induced 1t to get on
its back and brought 1t safe and
sound to the hospice. Unfortunately
this dog was killed several years ago
by some unknown person. probably in
error. The inscription on the monu-
ment runs: Barry the Heroic. Saved
the lives Of 40 persons and was killed
by the 41st."
In the early part OF the last century
one of these splendid animals was
decorated with medal for having
rescued % people from snowy
grave. but lost his own life while on
an errand of mercy liz the winter of
1916. A courier from Piedmont. after
sheltering for time at the monastery
one night during severe snowstorm.
insisted on continuing his journey to
the village of st. Pierre, as he expect
ed to meet some friends there. The
monks, after trying in vain to dis
suade him. lent him the dog and two
guides to show him the way. but
when the party had proceeded some
distance in safety down the mountain
they were overwhelmed by an ava
lanche and killed.
Some of the dogs stand more than
30 inches high and weigh about $50
pounds. They are extremely powerful
and have been known to drag an un-
conscious man over the snow for
three-quarters Of mile. Their sense
of smell is SO highly developed that
they can tetect human being even
when he is covered by several feet
OF snow.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10
Mock Indian Duel Fatal to Boy With Toy Pistol

n-TTSBURG. Pa.-During a mock
I Indian duel with toy pistol and a
flobert rifle as the weapons. Frank
Larkins, aged nine. son Of James
LarKins of 2544 Spring alley. shot
in the head and instantly killed his
cousin. Francis Barr Boyle. aged
seven. a son of Edward Boyle OF 2004
Penn avenue. the other afternoon.
The accident occurred at the home
of the children's grandmother, Mrs.
Bridget Egan, at 1913 Penn avenue.
rear. Young Larkins ran crying to
his home and told his father that he
had shot his cousin. The boy was
taken to the Penn avenue police sta
ton, but was later released at the
request of Coroner Samuel G. Jami-
son.
.Younk Larkins in relating the IA
cident to Police inspector Bailey. said:
"Francis and were playing in grand
mas bedroom when Francis found an
old gun. We didn't know 1t was
loaded. Francis said we would play
Indian and have a duel, 30 he gave
me the gun and he took pistol with
caps In 1t. stood up on the bed
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10
Finds Burglar" Raps Were Made by NewIyweds

nerve enough to go to the door and
demand in brave, manly voice.
Who's there?" He held large sofa
pillow with which to protect him
self.
The reply came meekly and plain
lively from the bride and hoarsely
from the bridegroom:
Its u.s." Reeves let them In.
They had been married at the home
of the brides mother. and all new
shiny and resplendent in their we'd
ding clothes and happiness. entereq
taxicab and started on a honey
moon trip to Cincinnati. Bowers.
however. had made the mistake OF try
Ing to keep his wedding quiet.
The suitcase, the bridegroom's hat.
eyeglasses and other particles OF
wearing apparel were snatched. ana
the pair felt themselves lucky when
the taxi got under way and left the
crowd. Their pursuers. however. fol-
lowed in another automobile. The
machines went whizzing about the
city for more than two hours. Final
ly the wedding taxi got away and took
the exhausted and bedraggled newly
weds to Reeves home. II
Reeves and his wife entertained the
two until three a. m. when the couple
got up enough courage to go back
to the home of the brides mother.
The next day they made peace with
their tormentors and left on the Gin
cinnati honeymoon excursion.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10

CLEVELAND. Ohio.-C. E. Reeves.
u East Seventy-flrst and Hough ave-
nue., expected to find two desperate
yeggmcn trying to gain entrance In
his house shortly before one o'clock
the other morning. when he heard two
persons tip-toeing about his front
porch and making curious rappings
on window and doors. Instead he
found pair of very new. very much
frightened and very cold and miser-
able newlyweds.
They were Mr. and Mrs. Harry l.
Bowers, Mrs. Bowers having been
only few short hours before Miss
Hope Joy. $50 Lucerne avenue.
Reeves. who had Just come in from an
out-of-town trip. was writing In his
dining room. when he first heard the
mysterious sounds. He crept to the
door and peeked out, saw the shadows
of the two. but was afraid to let
then In.
He hesitated. but finally got up
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10

Else again." said Mrs. Merriwid. you
lee how it's beginning to affect me,
don't you? After session with that
Motley individual feel as If l wore
large checked. high-water tnexpress-
ibles and red whiskers and had to
talk up to them. Believe me. sweet
Aunt, it's demoralizing. pity his
wife-if he ever gets one"
II don't see any reason why he
phouldn't." said Aunt Jane.
81 do" replied Mrs. Merriwid. "He
couldn't pay lady any serious atten-
lion. AS between funny man and a
lat man, dearie, the fat man stands
The best chance of being loved. Mr..
Motley would say he couldn't stand a
slim chance, but, thank heaven! I'm
hot Mr. Motley-or Mrs. Motley. You
know. pet, we like to be taken seri-
pusly Perhaps because we haven't
any sense of humor. I'll tell you
about that, Precious: II what Mr..
Motley and others of his noble sex are
afflicted with Is a sense OF humor, let
as offer thanks that in all our close
association with them we havn't
caught it Ill say for poor dear Hen
ry Merriwid that he hadn't any to
speak of. II l told Henry all at once
that the girl we had engaged the day
before had departed at three p. m.
with my souvenir coffee spoons and
that the water front in the kitchen
range had burst and that the moths
had got into my furs and ruined them
md that I'd been omitted from the In
citations to Mrs. Swellup's reception
Ind spattered hot fat on my arm fry
Ing the potatoes and that the dress-
maker had sent back my skirt with
FUCKERS all down the seams. Henry
wouldn't have leaned back in his chair
ind whooped with merriment. That's
what Mr.. Motley would do. He'd in
SANITY see the funny side Of 1t. and
the next thing you know I'd be trying
to make q good impression on = sym
pathetic Jury. There's one thing: II
I made a plea of justification on the
aforementioned grounds, 1t would
tickle their sense of humor to such
an extent that they'd aquit me without
leaving their box"
How can you talk SO, Melissa p
said Aunt Jane. reproachfully.
"Dearie," replied Mrs. Merriwid.
men like Mr.. Motley ought to be ex.
terminated. Life isn't anything more
than q joke to them-at the other
fellows expense. It's a scream when
a fellow being slips on something and
fractures his spine; and when some
body's new five-dollar hat blows on
and rolls in the mud. he bowls with
Joy. Language is something for him
to play on. the Jew is 'kike.' the
Irishman is a harp the Italia a
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10

/, 'dago' and the negro smoke, and
their mission in life Is to furnish fun
ny stories about themselves for him
to tell. That's proud mans sense OF
humor-and / wish somebody could
tell me where the sense comes in. A
woman can't see anything particularly
mirth-provoking when people are
butted by goats or kicked by mules;
1t takes the fine perception OF the mas
culine mind to properly appreciate the
ludicrous element in the casualty
ward"
at was only yesterday morning
that you laughed when l burned my
my front with the curling iron." Aunt
Jane accused.
Mrs. Merriwid giggled at the recol-
lection. II know I did. dearie," she
admitted, but 1t wasn't SO much the
calamity as the way you looked. and
besides, didn't bray. There's DIFF
ference between a musical cachin-
natory tinkle and haw-haw.
haven't got q red face and bullying
buttermilk eyes. l hope. don't wear
fancy waistcoats and patent leather
shoes with scalloped tan cloth tops. l
don't shave my neck or drench my
handkerchiefs with cologne or brush
six-inch strand Of moist hair across
bald spot"
Il don't see what that has to do
with It," said Aunt Jane.
Then you must be suffering with
astigmatism, myopia and strabismus."
replied Mrs Merriwid. Il don't take
anything back about the disadvantages
of a chronic cut-up from social and
matrimonial points of view. but
man can be perfectly killing. the life
of the party and even sad wag-if
he's the kind that can get away with
it."
Then infer that your objection to
Mr.. Motley is based rather upon his
personal appearance and manner than
his characteristic propensity to Jest"
with It," said Aunt Jane.
You may not have q keen sense OF
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10

KANSAS City. Mo-A wildcat is the
n pet OF William Miles. sixteen
years old, OF 1915 Baltimore avenue.
The cat is three months old. 1t was
caught by brother of Miles who shot
its mother in Mexico and captured the
kitten and sent 1t to Kansas City.
Miles has a collar on the cats neck
and when the weather is fine the cat
is brought from the cellar to the back
yard and hitched to rope that leads
up to q wire across the yard. A ring
on the end of the rope travels along
the wire and gives the cat the range
of the width of the yard.
Not long ago a bulldog that had
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10
Save the STING.

George Bailey, who lives at Placer.
Vile. Cal, and who had been almost
blind for some time. was stung on the
face and eyelids while he was chang.
ing a swarm of bees from one hive to
another. the other day. and his sight
was completely restored. We have
heard. too. OF men who. by being
stung by bees. were cured of rheu,
matism. Recently 1t was announced
that an Englishman had succeeded in
developing stingless bees. We feel II
our duty to earnestly protest against
his activity. Let him be headed on
before 1t is too late. II he Is per
mitted to go ahead and arrange 1t SO
that no bee will ever again have the
power to sting he may bring upon
the human race the greatest OF all
calamities. for we have no doubt that
those who have the desire for eternal
youth may gain 1t through the stings
of bees If they can only find out how
to be properly stung.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10
Very EIshy.

Perhaps the most typical fish story
comes from Norway. Henrik Dahl Of
Aalesund was . follower of Darwin.
Wishing to prove the theory of adapt,
ability of species to Its environment.
he caught herring in the ford and
kept 1t in tub at home. The water
he reduced day by day until the her.
ring was able to do without any at
all.
The next move was to train 1t to
live on dry ground. It Topped about
very awkwardly at first, but gradually
learned to move freely, and was able
at last to follow its> master on his
walks.
One day Henrik had to cross a
bridge which was old and out of re-
pair. His pet was hopping along.
jumping at flies now and again. all
needless Of danger. Unfortunately. on
the bridge 1t slipped. missed its foot
ing, fell through hole into the har-
bour, and was drowned.
The Springfield herald. (Springfield, Baca County, Colo.) 1887-1919, 1913-01-10
WHY EMPLOYER WANTED HER
Beautiful stenosrapher Agrees to
Marry Assistant Secretary When
She Learns the Truth.

Did you send for me?" asked the
beautiful stenographer.
Yes" replied the head of the estab-
lishment. please sit down. My wife
left yesterday for Europe"
"Oh, Mr.. Burlington. I'm $3.50 sur
prised to hear you say SO. I-you
to CO."
she made up her mind rather sud-
denly. Her health has been very bad
lately. and the doctor thought sea
voyage might benefit her"
II hope 1t wiil-that is, suppose
you will be very anxious about her :"
Il hardly expect the sea. voyage to
do her much good. I'm afraid she
put It on too long. II she never
comes back want you"
The telephone bell rang Just then
and Mr.. Burlington engaged in CONVEX
eation over the wire.
When he had hung up the receiver
he turned to the beautiful stenog-
rapher and seemed to be trying to
remember what he had been saying
when he had been interrupted.
You said" she suggested, that
II your wife never came back YOU
wanted me-"
20. yes; II she never comes back
I want you to remind me every three
months that am to send a check
to her mother I'm 80 blamed forget
full about such things"
AS she was going out the beautiful
stenographer drew a deep sigh and
looked sadly over her shoulder. Then
she went to the desk of the young
assistant secretary and whispered:
II have been thinking over what
you spoke to me night tefore last
And what do you say" he asked,
taking advantage of a chance to
squeeze two of her fingers.
"Yes."-Chicago Record-Herald.