The Washington herald., 1913-12-12
Cardiac In Annual "Wallow'
Secretary Bryan and Mrs. Pankhurst BurlesquedI
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.
follows counted for a part at least Of

OONuNUED FROM PAoE ONE
follows counted for a part at least of
the joyiality:
MENU.
Chatham Oysters.
Celery. RadisheS Olives Nuts
Clear Green Turtle. a Ia Moro.
Striped Bass, Legma Sauce.
Hothouse cncumbers
Sweetbreads en- Croustade, Pampanga.
Tenderloin of Beef. Luzou.
Fresh Mushrooms Potatoes. Palestine
Sorbet Mindanao
Virginia SQUAD Casserole. Mindoro
Salad Philippine.
Maple Mousse.
Assorted Cakes
Coffee.
Moet & Chandon White Seal, Very Dry.
Rye. Cream Of Kentucky.
Scotch. King George ".
ApolhnariS.
Y. Pandas Alvarez, Webster Cigars.
Cigarettes.
Ears of many public men must have
burned" consistently throughout the
dinner. II there be truth in the super
stition that persons talking behind ones
back" noticeably increase the tempera-
ture of the hearing apparatus of the one
talked about, then a few at least must
have thought themselves literally near
Vesuvius' crater on one Of the VOLCANOES
busiest nights.
Secretary of State Bryan's ears must
have reached the point Of white heat"
when that clever motion picture satire.
. The Colonel and the Governor" was
presented for the herd" and its "hom-
Tres"
Pursuit. of Filipino.
Taken in the Philippine Islands the
film showed a three-year pursuit OF a
hi -
detachment. Hardly has the Fill
Pine been apprehended when he is
made governor OF the particular
province in which the episode happened.
Disgust is written large on the face Of
the colonel as he turns over to the in
surrecto he has been so long pursuing
supreme command of that particular dis
trict. By this film. just as in last years
irOnical Filipino Declaration of indie
pendence," the Carabao showed their
lack of sympathy for recent developments
and tendencies in Philippine government.
The same note was sounded in the clos
ing number Of the program, when Mayor
Volcano" member of the Philippine as
sembly, arrived in a 1914 model of
Philippine-mobile. The suppositious
Philippine assembIyman announced that
he arrived in Washington to see Hon.
William Jenny Bryan to ask him to make
for my people their independence"
That honorable gentleman" continued
the speaker, so far have not been able
to find--and Third Assistant Doorkeeper
say he would not be back Indefinitely"
Where 1 find him. was next Ques-
ton l inquire. -
The honorable assistant he say Search
me-"
This seemed too unnecessary State
I lesTNar ri he
stand. is not responsible for lost arti-
cles''
Went To Chauta uqua.
He tell me, howeverly, if you go to
Chautauqua you might meet his where
abouts.''
so did.
THE honorable assistant doorkeeper
make no intellectual reply to my ques-
ton, but took forth on card printed full
of words. This is what read:
Mauch Chunk s:SO-"Juicing the Grape"
HyattsTille. sOs-"Treaty Making with One
Hand" |
annapolis 10 'BattIeships Have Met"
Norfolk, l:l2-"Wlly I Need the Money.
According TO CarabaO custom, the !
program began with a toast to the |
President of the United States. When !
the guests had been seated, the rank |
ing Carabao present. in this case, Rear
Thomas T. Howard, U. S. N, I
patriarch of the herd. acted for the
paramount Cardiac Mai. Gen. James 7!
Aleshire. L. S. A., absent on account of
illness. Likewise, according to the ira I
dition OF the Carabao dinners prompt I,
appoint ent was made of the Bonn !
binero'' of the evening The function |
of the "Bombinero' is TO make dry |
speeches, and then lead the herd to |
quench the thirst created. This Office |
was filled last night by Maj. Her
bert A. White. U. S. A.
Following a characteristic song or two |
the Carabaos at the tables were startled |
by a sudden and fearful racket at one |
end of the hall. The sound seemed to ]
resemble that of breaking glass. A |
woman of middle age |!
then made her way into. the hall, despite |