Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-05

The melancholy days have come.
The morning fog " murky;
We save our little Oh % buy
our Albuquerque turkey
o.
WHICH reminds as OF enc of Doc
Kaufmans about the negro who
guaranteed 20 furnish Cob Hawkins
with the best Thanksgiving bird the
market could afford. Understand.
Jeff' said the Colonel, q want do
mestic tnrkey. good Sat one. and
none of your scrawnv wild turkeys.
jeff furnished the turkey good
Fat one--and all went well until the
family. around the festal board. COM
menced % break teeth and choke on
ieaden pellets discovered IN the meat.
"Jcff. you scoundrci exploded the
Colonel. Il thought I told YOU 10 get
me tame turkey--and this one Is
fun 81 shot
"uh-uh-- shuah. suh, siammered
jeff. ''Des Mckly, sub. Ch-uh-
you see. sub. Massa Colonel sun. dem
shot wuz Intended fob ME-
O.
SCIENTISTS say chat wren eats
more than its own weight In two
days SIR nnrth and as are thank
fui. deeply thankful consider No the
cost Of living. that We are not a
wren.
MR.. BRYAN. for the first time, is
reticont op Mexico. Perhaps they
haven't let him IN on what's doing
IN ADDITION 10 the Pop gun, Il Isl
now stated that an air rifle and q
siunE shot were also turned over by
the Ludlow miners.
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POLICEWOMEN In Chicago must
BIO at least 90 years old Il would be
safer 10 set the age requirement az a
minimum Of az years.
MIR srLZER rs welcome TO an theI
eindicntion he can get out OF ID.
o
MIR FOss seems to have slipped
up somewhere
WE SHALL now see whether or not
the Huerta pig stock Is merely an
aticnuated toothpick.
o.
OH YES. we suppose there win bel
"a BRIDEGROOM at the White House
wedding -his name Is sayre. or some
thing like that But let as not allow
our attention 90 be distracted By side
ISSUES.
JUDGING from the amount Of leg
islation Mr.. Wilson Is trying toll
squeeze through al present there Is
room for the belief that he really does
feel bound by the ono term plank.
O.
THE VOTERS were chiefly couspic-
uous by their absence ai Mr.. Huerta'sl
election.
O.
The Day After.
on. come into the garden. Maudc'
The garden Is fright.
The goblins must have been abroad
And had busy night
The garden gates have gone 10 smash
They cost me twenty per.
There's nothing left but broken sash
Where once the hotbeds were.
Destruction looms on every hand,
what can this havoc mean
oh, now ! think ! understand
Last night was Halloween
-Grins and Groans
o.
Literature IN tho Country.
Extract from the Plunkyile Pal-I
mdlum eve have 90 thank Miss f.u-
ellie Wombot for an ode 90 Apollo and
a pumpkin pie
@
THE DIFFERENCE between AM
q D.
is the difference between having our
own gate carried OF on Halloween
and having your neishbors cerried
on.
O.
IT ISN'T hard 20 arrive at the rel-
atvf importance of tho headlines.
"Huerta Gets ultimatum," and We'd
ding Program of Miss Jessie Wilson
/ Announced.
D.
MEANWHILE Pornrio Diaz r. edg-
ms up closer and closer 20 Mexico.
D.
II HE REALLY ~ going 40 live
near Bryan In Florida, perhaps the
ox-dictator ana the secrotnrio del os-
tado may settle the cruel war over
bottle of Crane Juice on the ycranda.
sHsHssHsaHarHs
A crusade of education which aims
that common colds may become an.
common within the next generation"
has been begun by prominent New
York physicians. Here is list az
Inc "d0n'ts which the doctors say
| win prevent the annual visitation 81
the cold
"Don'i slt IN q draughty car"
Don't sleep in hot rooms"
Don't avoid the fresh ale"
Don't stuff yourself nt meal time
: OVeroating reduces your resistance