Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-01
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TIE plfEEps, DODGE company "a
lhc latest concern 80 put crimp IN
the eupcrstiiion about soulcss corr
porotions
CAPTURING Chlhuahnn a. nctilnn
10 be elmosi as popular q pastlme as
ltvaeuauns Juafex
90
OUR TRAINS an run ton fast. snys
railway expert The Santa re has
been indicated again.
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III WE WE'RE Miss Wilaon we
should certainly give MT. Gray ol IN
diana one look that would send him
harfllne for The tallest vpgetotion in
the Hoosief State.
O.
OLD MAN uigrlnhoihhm
VINO lived down IN Gotham
was viewed by his neighbors with
scorn;
He merely said Pardon
one some one stepped hard on
Ills largest, most sensitive CORN
O.
THE CHIEF point or feature Of hui
man interest In the foregoing q the
demonstrated fact that ali paragraph
ers TO the contrary. thcro ~ word
thaS rhymes with Gotham.
D.
EVEN Murphy couldn't beg on
from tcstlfyinE before the grand jury.
That must be some pumpkins OF on
audaclous and game little old grand
jury.
VILLAS forces are reported IN the
suburbs about Chihuahua--probabiy
Trying TO make noise like commut-
ers.
THE INCOME TAX law n puzzlins
lWau street. Thank heaven that b
one law that doesn't puzzle us a bit
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THINGS. we say. have come to
pretty pass when Il Is necessary foi
Mrs. Xon Lind 20 be hiding the Mex
lean congress IN trunk 90 keep y
from being massacred.
O.
THE ISSUE Is Reputation or sup
port OF the Wilson policies. alleges
Mr.. Foghorn shenanigan Bryan. Z
pardon us-No we're under the im
I presaion that there was a strong fla
vor Of Bryan policies In our fore'gi
relations.
THE PUBLIC printer who tired az
employc because the latter didn't in
. produce him 20 Mrs. Woodrow Wilson
Z impresses us as most peevish per
I son.
O.
A MINER al Decatur, Indiana, un
earthcd human foot EMBEDDED u
the rock 1000 feet deep. This prove
h Ia our mind that getting your 700
q lin Il IS no modern innovation.
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AND WHAT awful qulcksands the
must have had IN those days.
or PERHAPS. q Pleiomegalodiu
lotherlumsnurus reached up from be
low and bit off the pedaleXtremit
n Of our unknown ana uckiess anccs
tor.
= THE Firms are going to return
j. work In the copper mines Which r.
/ minds us that we always wonderf
o. ,yhv they didn't stick 90 the fiahcrie
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BUT EVEN nj that. OF course. "
g admit that the Poles never mad
a much Of success as bean farmer
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10 WITH forty towns already In IN
game IL Is really no wonder tho'
eastern New Mexico Commerci'
clubs are doing things.
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The Things We DO Not say.
yves Mrs. DcBrown, Mrs ID
., smvthe Is ~ bat she instructed ~
"a say that n that lantern iawed oil
- hon from across the street tried
n horn In and bore her half the mori
r ing. To ten her that she had LETT u
I'll n ak weeks visit with friends an
relatives IN northern Michigan. Goo
a. morning"
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IA THE oWTN-GLAss bin seems
IN he "a trlfle transparent Ia spots.
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TT MAY sin ho safely stated -
wo shall always pay more taxes %
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OF TT rs ANNOUNCED that Calitorh
hi, win Protect Peaches Let THIS pe
" warning 10 would-hc Washers 10 u
" Golden state.
se WHAT voxos us is 90 thinR Wh
Um become of an the heroes "h'
Air Carueglo's money runs out
p- D.
rE Alfalfa Bliis says;
a.. Personal j never shot hut {"
a., deer am that wan an OF mulcy ga
that MA behlnt piuon tree up pa
of the ranch and waggled heI .u
la me. maxim noise Ike thllr
.lc Flk. How 7 happened a. hlt her; =
ut pnn went OF as J takin' uo'
ofrn the nall IN the kltohlng an. ,
ay buliet went out the winder an.
b. her. IN addition 20 the loss OF =
ch cow ] has 20 pay a deputy game w.
lee den flfty dollars fine fer huniin' VII
u, out "A license. Sence that time
nin't Iosln' no deer. Anyways ] do
vs. beleovo IN the cruel and wamp'
lty slaughter OF our innercent Wild az
miles. what would become OF :
rountrv II we was "a KIN Off an
80 tk.,ts frnra no WnWu omen