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The herald., 1913-02-13
REFUSED TO LAUGH.
A Joke on Himself That Mark Twain
Failed to Enjoy.


Failed to Enjoy.
When Mark Twain was a resident
of Hartford. Conn, he once called AT
the office of Or. Swan. a local special-
lst OF considerable repute. 10 consult
him regarding trivial ailment.
= The physician was inclined 10 he
rather arbitrary in his charges, was
very independent and diSliked exceed
lnSly to be consulted in regard TO mi
nor ailments. In this instance he
named fee for his services that the
economically minded Clemens thought
excessive
After a little argument Mr.. Clemens
declared that he would not pay anv
such price as the physician asked. and
rose 10 leave. Just as he turned his
back on DIR. Swan a voice said dis.
tinctly:
Go along home. you Old fool. you
Instantly Mark Twain wheeled
around. angry through and through
What's that. sir:" he roared at the
doctor. What's that you say:"
With smile that was cloying in its
sweetness DR.. Swan pointed to a cage
IN the corner where his parrot was
swinging and chuckling with birdish
glee, and explained:
THAT is the gentleman who spoke To
you, sir" Somehow the explanation
did not seem to reduce Mr.. Clemens
anger very much. and he never entire
ly believed in DIR. Swans innocence
New York American.
The herald., 1913-02-13
A Gnod Stnue ininn

A good stove lining. one that will
last two years or more. can be made
from blue clay. Brick clay or one that
does not contain much sand. is good
also. Clay found In salt water marshes
Is one of the best for stove Innings
The clay must be reduced to a paste
about like putty. The bed for lining
should be brushed clean and moistened
before the clay is applied Put on with
hands, smooth with a trowei or thin
piece Of bOard.-NatiOnal Magazine.
The herald., 1913-02-13

said corporation subscribed for by each.
Thus done and passed in my office In the
city OF New Orleans, state of Louisiana.
aforesaid on the day and the month and
year nrst above written, in the presence of
Messrs L. X. Hoover and E. Cooney. com
petent witnesses, who have hereunto signed
their names with the said appearers, and
me, notary, after due reading OF the whole
Erasures and interlineations made and ap-
proved before signing?
signed ID. W. Rhodes, Miss A. L. John
son. Miss Flavia o. Rhodes.
witnesses: L. r. Hoover, z. Cooney.
FRED. c. MARX, Not. Pub.
State OF Louisiana, Parish of Orleans.
l, the undersigned recorder of mortgages
In and for the parish Of Orleans, state of
LOUISIANA, do hereby certify that the above
ana foregoing act OF Incorporation of the
The herald., 1913-02-13
MARRIAGES In Burma.

curious idea among the burmese i.
that people born OH the same day ui
the week must not marry and that II
they defy the fateS their union will h,
marked by much i'll luck TO prevent
these disastrous marriages every cir
carries n record of her birthday in hrr
name. each day OF the week havin. +.
letter belonging To il. and all chiIdre 1
are called by a name which begin.
with that letter
The herald., 1913-02-13
Cockfighting Among the Greeks.

The sport Of cocktighting seems to
have originated with ThemiStocleS Of
Greece. When he was leading an army
against the PerSianS he noted two
cocks in desperate battle. To stim-
ulate the courage of his soldiers he
pointed out the bravery of birds. and.
having won his battle with the Per
slams, he ordered that an annual cock
fight should be held to celebrate his
victory. In England the records show
that the first cockfight took place in
1871.
The herald., 1913-02-13
Quite ELnht.

A good story is scin@ told Of reply
given by Scotch student to Il question
set in an examination paper.
IF twenty men reap "a field in eight
hours" ran the Question. how long
will it take fifteen men - reap the
same iield?"
The student thought long and care
lu.v before setting down the answer.
aud when he handed in his paper this
is what the examiner read: The field,
haviu- already been reaped by the
twenty men, could not be reaped a sec
Oud time ty the fifteen"
The herald., 1913-02-13
Mans Big Mistake.

According to German biologist.
man made a mistake when centuries
ago he changed himself from a quad.
ruped to biped. the contention being
that many present day ills are due to
carrying the spine in an upright posi-.
ton when it was intended to be car
ried horizontally.
The herald., 1913-02-13
Not a Total Wreck-

What have you done with your
playT"
1T didn't go as a farce. so | had
some music composed and tried ii as
an opera. but it fell fiat. Then boiled
1t down into vaudeville sketch, but
nobody would touch it"
Too had A total loss. eh?"
Not total. There's one good joke in
in it; ] can sell that for 80 cents."-
Louisville Courier-.Journal.
The herald., 1913-02-13
Won By His Blarnex.

Irish Magistrate-Haven't you been
before me before? Astute Prisoner
No, yer honor; never saw but one face
that looked like yours, an that was a
photograph Of an Irish king. Magis-
trate- Discharged! Call the next case!
London Answers.
The herald., 1913-02-13
Accounted For,

''The baby's awful bald" said Mabel
"Yes; they come bald on purpose. If
they had hair they'd pull it all out, and
then all that hair would be wasted"
said Tommy. y.-Philadelphia Record.
The herald., 1913-02-13

Rhodes Undertaking Company was this day
duly recorded in my office In book 1OSS
folio -. New Orleans, La, Jan. IL, 1913
(Slgned) EMILE LEONARD.
by. Recorder
A true copy.
FRED. c. MARX, Not. Pub.
jan 16 90 80 feb 8 13 20 1913
The herald., 1913-02-13
Still Worried.

1T used To worry me when the bar
Der Informed me that my halr was get.
ting little thin nu top"
But yon got used to il. eh?"
mo. Now il worries me because he
doesn't mention IT, ! must be getting
d."-PhiladeIphia Press.
The herald., 1913-02-13
Just the Contrary.

People In very cold climates need a
heavy diet"
mo. they don't: they have TO have
light diet Don't the ESkimos eat can
dles"-Raltimorp American.
The herald., 1913-02-13
Ihe Wau Il Hnee

Il want nice book for an invalid"
Something religious, madam
"Er-nO-he's cOnvalesCent"-Bos
Transcript
The herald., 1913-02-13
Fishing For CompIiments.

Fishing For Compliments.
women are peculiar. aren't they?"
"How is that?"
Mrs Wright said she had a plain
red hat and then got mad because |
agreed that it was ."-Bufalo
EXPRESS
The herald., 1913-02-13

Truth is an honest mans statement
of fact
The herald., 1913-02-13

6roiIed Lobster or Corned Beef Hash.
How is your appetizer
well, it depends on who's paying
for the dinner"-Detroit Free Press.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
GROUND BROKEN FOR
PANAMA EXPOSITION

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 1.-Batbed
IN dazzling sunlight. the first day of
The new wear dawued on San Francisco
as bright and clean as it should. Preps'
ratious to accommodate 100000 persons
had been madc by the management OF
the Panama Pacific international expo
sition at the exercises connected with
breaking ground for Machinery ball.
All the military organizations of the
city and 5000 school children were TO
march TO the fair grounds. Eight avia-
tors were 10 cut capcrs on high, snd "A
submarine was to dive below the sur
face oG the bay. Two racing balloons
were 10 scatter $500 in prizes on the
heads OF the crowds.
In the morning the Olympic club held
its annual cross country race, and 70
tho afternoon 400 athletes swan in the
waters Of San Francisco bay for tro-
pbics. Three boat clubs held rowing
races,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
CASTRO DECIDES TO
RETURN TO EUROPE
Former President of Vene-
zuela VIII Embark on
Hamburg Liner.

NEW YORK. Jan. General Ciprisno
Castro ate three hearty meals and en-
iorcd Iong walk IN the hracluS air on
Ellis island today.
Tho former president Of Venezuela. who
decided TO 20 back voluntarily 10 Europe
when he learned that his night 10 land
WAS questioned, seemed satisfied in every
way with The entertainment provided him
by the federal authorities providing ar
ranscmeutg ror his return on a German
liner.
Today wss holiday OF Ellis island aUd
the Venezuelan received nc visitors. The
effects OF the long spell OF sickness
he experienced on his yuysg" had worn
or and THIS afternoon he left hts quar-.
tcrs Uud gudcr tho escort o.! the lmwigrI-
ton station = custodian he made a tour
Of the Island. From the roof of the ad-
miuistrdt!ou building be obtained Is GOOD
Wow Of a.. Aurbor and the tall buildings
OF lower Manhattan Island
IAN Inspiring spectacle was the Eng
NsA equivalent of EiS remark as he de-
scsnL.d and resumed his tour
Tho forms. executive OF NeCeEuclu had
little To- say ana paced about the greater
part % the ymc With bowed head. as ,I
in deep iutrospectioU. lie reported that
he would be ouir too glad 10 Get back -
Europe on the Erst steamer that leaves.
II tentative plans are adopted. the Amst.
ika sailing Saturday for Hamburg prob
abiv VIII carry Castro back across the
ocean
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
WILL NOT Be GIVEN
IMPORTANT PLACES
ProgreSsiyes in Lower House
of Next Congress Must
Take Minor Assignments.
Special to The Tribune.

Special TO The Tribune.
WARRINGTON, Jan. l.--Nbat is 10 be-
come Of those members of the next house
OF Representatives who have been elected
on the Progressive ticket and have open
" repudiBtcd the Republican party
when committee places arc assigned?
House procedure Coutemplatcs but two
parties In making up committees, and
heretofore the occasional Socialist or Off
color member has been allowed commit
tee places by either Democratic or Re-
publican leaders, but not on any COM
mittco where such assignment would en-
danger the voting strength OF either side,
la the present congress the Roosevelt
members or ProgrCsS!vcS were included
In the committee assignments made up
by Mlority Leader Mann but since the
next house VIII contain "A number OF Pro-
Eressiyes openly repudlating the Ropub
lican party IL Is not TO bc expected that
n Republican leader viii recognize these
In making up an already slim minority on
committees OF Importance. No solutior
OF the problem has been suggested as yet
beyond the somewhat vague suggestion
heard from both Republican and Demo
cratic members that the proSrcssivCs
will have 10 shift for themselves
The west SIS particularly interested In
the makeup OF these committees, for on
their personnel depends the fate OF leEis
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
SUFFRAGE H|KER IN
TRIAL ENGAGEMENT
Millionaire Sportsman and
Reporter Determined to
We'd Fair Pilgrim.

A LBANY. Jan, Miss Gladys
Coursen, the young Pough-
keepsie suftrasist. is the heroine OF a
protty little romance which had it's
beginning in the historic march OF
General Rosalie Jones's suffragist
army :rom New York TO Albany. Miss
Cnursen, who is very popular III So
clety in her city, Joined the walkers
at Poushkceps!e. and II was not
long aftc! that the little squad be-
came convinced that there Was IA
rapidly growing mutual admiration
between herself and Griffith Bonner.
millionaire sportsmap and reporter.
The romance was suddenly dscon-
tnued by telegram from his father
summoninS him home. Before Bon
ner left the mnrchevs he announced
that he WAS engaged 10 Miss CouTSeA.
Even q three months trial en-
yagcmert' instead OF d wedding al
o'clock in the morning following an
aiI-night dance, at which his son met
Miss Gladys Courscn. one % the
suftragist pilgrims. has .ailed 10 as
suaGe tho parental wrath.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
NEW YEARS RECEPTION
AT ELYSEE PALACE

FARIS, Jan. 1.-The traditional New
Years reception AZ the Biyseo palace
was held today. II was exceptionally
woll attended, as the function was 20
mark the last public appearance OF NJ.
FsllieTes In his capacity as president OF
tho republic,
The entire diplomatic corps including
Myrun T. Herrick. the United states
cnb sSador, was present.
Sir Francis BERTHE. the British embas-
sador. AZ dean or the diplomatic corps,
delivered q speech In which nc corgratu-
lated VI. Fallicres on behalf OF his COL
leagues. He said that during ". F'al-
icrcS's tenure OF office he had taken n
pre- eminent part In the great work OF
civilization and largely had helped Ia
maintain the good relations between ma
tons
President Tallieres thanked the en-
hassadors !o- tho kind words ot sir
Francis and said nc would always treas.
urc as one OF the happicst memories OF hl3
years IN Office tho excellent Tel0tl he
had maintained with the diplomatic coTps
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02

Take the "dircct road TO health
and strength by using Foley Kidney
Pills for backachc. rheumatism, weak,
sore kidneys aud bladder Irregularities.
Each ingredient il chosen for it's posi-
tive healing and curative qualities. Fo.
ley Kidney Pills arc the best medicinc
YOU can buy for kidney and bladder
troubles. Mrs. J. NJ. FiUdicy, Lyons,
Ga. says. g took Foley Kidney Pills
aud they entirely cured me. - Schramm.
johnson, Drugs. "'tbc ncvcrsubstitu.
tors, five (5) good stores.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
NOTED FOLLOWER OF
DOWlE DROPS DEAL

CHICAGO. Jan. l.--Just Is he finished
on Zion CITY. H.. Leon ? Tedermeyo or,
a follower uf The late John Alexander
Dowie. dropped dead TODAY
F.dTrmcycr NaS widely known FOR his
construction of PORTRAITS and Landscapes
from human hair. Tie was awarded q
medal al tho Paris exposition IN 1873
and another a. a san Francisco art cx-
hI5it In 1850 Fits works were said close.
~ 20 resemble steel eugraviugz
He was - years Old and the father u
twelve children. IN his early manhood
FedeTneycr once raced across the United
States with another man. both pushing
wheelbs rrows. Fcderncycr Won. That
was before trunscontinentai railroad
had been completed.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
MILLIONS SPENT IN
WAR ON TUBERCULOSIS

NEW YORK, Jan, Almost $4,000;
600 was spent in the anti tuberculoets
campaign Ia the United States In lal2. the
total showing an increase OF nearly 81
500 600 over 1911.
These figures arc given In tho annual
statistical statement issued today by the
National Association for the study and
Prevention OF Tuberculosis. or this year :
.YncndIturcs sc rer cent came from
federal. state. county or municipal funds.
New York heads the list OF states In
anti tuberculosis expenditures With TO-
tai OF $5.lse,3i6 Pennsylvania standing
second with 81. @i9.S2i, Colorado wac
fourth With si1O552n. Only SSS,50o OF
CoIorado's expenditure was of public
funds. .,.,,.,
Massa chusetts public money contripu-
,ions were over 81 600, 0oO; Fnnnsyivania S
more than $1,000. 600. and New York
ncar!y 81 .000. 600
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
(II1S He WAS WITH
|)NAN FOUND DEAD
vnown as "Kid Car.
: Said 10 Have Con-
t,ssed Murder.
x,vs Service

.oaa, News Service.
roo The body OF a WELL
w.. woman which was round
4. ,s.s r,,.. cemetery at Maiden early
u,ntjed tonight as that OF
-, f,ouoyan OF Revere. Mas.
,.,,,rys. krown ss kid Carter"
: t.,n Gas arrested during the
- Sage OF shooting j man "a
ANTS that lie was W!tE her
~ 80 morning hours and there
,i,t hc has confessed not
,,urd.s but tGat oi Two other
Ia 80 Maiden police are Teticent
- 90 agd Ta!aut,pec curing
-, lie woman found in the
y "a aied o. apOp.e;:., uotNith-
-, kn.hes near tGc spot where
- ,rss found gave indications
,,,psgie o. that the body had
'-ne5 through ;icr! and rla ced
- throat was noti ldccgat-
~ AZ though with dull instru-
Z ~ss-e were sevcTa, bruises Oh the
- sc, Over tEc r.-Et c|-.
z. Alcphc.syl. tac man that
-. charged gj:. shooting. IL at
= ,osoliai RlC;c y Is believed that
4 II. qll, prove .a'el. flc was
= lines. The police say that
II "a stated thGt he l. wanted
80 IN Everett, Mass. and IL
I-h,- MICa.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
NJ VESTIGES OF
|NtRFDOM ABOLISHED

nlERsBuRG. Jan. The conn.
~. .ap'rc TO-DAY adopted o law
- Ne iaat NestigeS OF scr!dom
W ,eserlpi of emancipation was
iSl. The Caucasus wss except
" provisions on account or SDc-
'Lniaohs there and temporary
measures we're Instituted
we ADOPTION Of the most suit
80 'cr giving the serrts their
1shsuonal stage after half a
rn oecn terminated. though
- .s opposition TO It's abolition.
4 Il, hoNONson personally eppca'ed
|,,,.., |,u Council OF the empire 10 urg.
~'.ea Tie duma.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
FIREMAN KILLED BY
NITRIC ACID FUMES

PORTLAND. Nc. Jan. deputy Cnief
william H. steele of the Portland ire de-
partmont is dead and Captain W. Q. iar-
ker and Giles Redmond are In a serious
condition as result of inhainS fumes OF
nJtrir acid from broken carboy In the
basement of a drug store today-
Fearing tho acid would set Gre TO the
buildius. tie occupants notified nro hean-
tain Parker and three 6remen went into
tho basement and turned stream from
n chemical onto The acid, The dense
fumes that arose drove them from tlc
ihev reached the open air.
Chief steele died Of pneumonia toulsnt
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
kyESOT.A BANK Is
|gICTIM OF SWlNDLER

nos. ll!rn.. Jan. 1.-The First
- lonl ~ Ccylon has been swim
q $4,000 b. . stranger. who
~ % have corlc here from Fair
. assEs, according TO 5tstcmcn,
4 .Qags officials To-Day.
4 ,.adger. Hho Gdvc HE name as
|hr. recently presented here a Csy-
a, I, deposit OF a bank az Fair
4 ~ which &c toon a time ce.Dii-
. les days ago ne announced thaI
n .sceiyei telegram stating tha,
Ia. saJ mct with an accident wi.!ie
I. va fTom Alaska, and went 70
~ TIC Coyl0r bank officials sa,
doaznged his t!ac certificate at .
Id faiInynt THIS county, 20: a
|rs check.
. ctyior bankers tonight wired the
E;n bank. receiving q reply TO tho
n Ia, the time certificate or that
.,pl gas bogus. \ warrant aas
.E.es Cor ;hc mans arrest and de-
y are searching fc- him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
RIS POLICE STUMBLE
no NOTED MURDERER

|cs Jan. The police began the
bar Si!h q luciy strike. While
~ fer IN, perpetrators Of a bur
|r-r'iltd December 26 at Juzlsrs,
|Pins. they rad occasion TO visit IN
p, G Paris occupied by a re-
\ Y stolen goods.
u kpccss al 'hc door o; The apart
l ifH<inias unanswered, tho octec-
ssaed The lock. On entering the
% fie!r surprise. they found fast
slin two revolvers by his side.
- Nogrrr. an anarchist, who is
~ 10 be The lsst member Of tire
automobile bandits VINO killnd
'tl Superintendent OF Police Jouin
n! sho Is said 20 DC an associate
nsTcnisI Iacombe, tho assa la nj
- Dueroto last month, is wanted
.Itnus ouTslarlcs. The police sus-
.,al % Participated In Z ban rob-
y ChlnUl'y iss. March aud In the
G Tie pos,mestcr at BcEons in
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH
TO FIVE BABY BOYS
3y Intcrnntlonal Newn serNlc..

ABBENiLLE, la. Jan. Five male
children, all perfectly formed, wCro born
today To Mrs. Audrey L.saen wife OF a.
local carpenter. Two OF the children
were dead at birth, but the others lived.
The ba bics were born al intervals o,
from i've minutes so more than an houl-
The smallest OF the children weighed
twenty-five ounces and the largest tipped
tho scales AZ slightly over iiyo pound q
Physicians In attendance say that other
than the unusual number OF tho children
there were no abnormal circumstances
attending the birth.
Mrs. Lasscu has three other childreu.
two OF them twins and born two years
ago. All three OF these are boys. She
is 2s years old aud her husband IL about
four years her senior
Mrs. Lasscu weighs nearly ep0 pounds.
while her husband weighs 40.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
SEVEN BOYS DROWNED
IN CENTRAL NEW YORK

UTICA. y. Y, Jan. New Years day
brought death 10 four SONS uf Mr. and
Mrs. Daniel Kahlcr of CFuEHBu. Ray. Roy.
Francis and Daniel, ranging IN Jgr from
TO iG Ccastcd down hin and all four
wcvo drowned
Near Buardsmanviilc. Nllow Williams.
li wears Old. Homer Williams. l.. aud
Raymond J. Faith ~. We're drowned to-
day while playing hoclscy. Young Faith
broke the thin ice. While trying To res
cue him. tho Williams boTs and Charles
Fitch. companion, also Erok. through.
Fitch was the only one OF The four who
was able to reach shore.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
" ALL DEMAND IT
M olsS, Like Every City and
N iae Union. Rscetyss u

m IN .h IVY Nlbs ooe
I, ~ 'ae Union, Receives II,
~ W.T. wslth kidney ills want TO he
Nil one suffers the torturcs
\ "a, lE back, relief is eagerly
rs, mere are many remedies
- sslieTc, but not nermanent.
4 tr.,l,. niaucy Pills have brought
IN s,,;s 70 thousands. Here is
r,.r! from this vicinity.
Ia,,, = tnderbill. box 6S, Hepsser.
!, p,ni IN the fall of 1905, while
"a. Se.angham, ~. Wash, I gave a
'sste pun,ication telling of nv
,ss,.Sltn WIN Dosn's Kiducv Pills.
ki.s ;lS as anuoycd with terrible
h n. ana ana distressing pains
|fssed ,s'ancys. Year after year
la. . 70 grow worse and used 70
"a. ,y sveTy dsy would bo tho last
VI raj otteaaness of tho kidueys and
rtieb Ielaiu the kidney secre-
~ "eie so frequent in pass,
\ o., As IN misery all tho tImo,
lt,.sr Tu,eine after another and
4. ~ talked TO had a differ.
tbopsh, Kept on experimenting
nav 20 ! had taken overvthip 2
Rrs ol kidney remedies Noth'
b Pin, cnod until T used Doau q
~ Of ~, ihev went directly tc
',sneu, my ny. trouble aud I noticed
; tr,il fa'icr ft a few doses. 7 con.
.s,eeOes, , Gsa taken three boIes,
diss,auo ave aching in MY back
p norSppIpeared aud nv Kidney:
y ele Ina. ma. | have had no occa,
'isr,dpr ppsn E Kidney Pills or any
! hle =, tor % over two years ),
<lsr. LAKE City. Utah. and bS
HRsIo FSIlee soc. Foster. Miibury
stsd s,.,w new York, sole agents foI
aiher. "Sme-Dcan s-and
@t'eF'i,emenu
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02

latlon in which II is yllelly interested
ON tho more important committees OF the
house, such as ways ana means. appro-
priatuns. rules and the various cNpcndi
turc Commlttccs--oOdics holding the say
so in all party lcEiss tiop--it Is not cN-
pected that either Democrat or Rcpub'i-
can VIII consent TO a hostile Progressive
being clvcn an appointment over "A
straight party man. On other committees
like puolic lands. mines and mining. irri-
cation and reclamation. ProSrcssivcs who
have declared themselves out OF the Re-
publican party may bc given committee
places on tho Republican Side because
holding practically the same Views.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
Welcome News For
Salt Lake PEOPLE

Salt Lake City people who baye stom-
sch aud bowel trouble will ho glad 10
bear that the mixture Of simple buck.
thorn bark, glycerinc, etc, known as
Adlor-ika, can be obtained at ". D.
Mathis, druggist, 524 South Main
street. II has boon found that JUST
A SINGLE DOSE OF Adler.i-ka usually
relieves sour stomach. gus on the stom.
acb and constipation QUICKLY he
cause this simple new mixture drains
OF such surprising amount of old foul
matter from the body. Advertisement
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-01-02
NllON SECURES
inc COVETED HONOR

c,, Jan. Tho Dali, Teic-
,cs ,he odronctcy conferred by
4 - upon Vice Admiral Sir Percy
n k-a Vas announced In the New
,,s-, ~ Is regarded as confirming
sn,,' 'at mo admiralty has dccid
|iInr,o nunl'ral SCOTS invention, "A
ID n,S ior the entire feet.
/ |n n. ,Ae Telegraph that the
~ rs ~ oaitleship Tnundcrcr. which
N, -" Scott director. have been
rsa,. accurScy 600 10 400 per
A. 'nan tnose on the Orion,
- ,s." "p nlrecto-, The Invention
D, A.,,. simultaneous discharge ot
S suns on II dTcaduought.