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El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-10-23
Las Mujeres que cuIdan de Ia Casa
NecesItan SaIud y FortaIexa.

N~ecesitan SaIud y FortaIexa.
Ell trabajo de una mujer que cuida
L. casa hace una llamada ~constante
en- su fuerza y vitalidad, y La enferme.
dad viene por medic de sus rihones y
vejiga mas a menudo que 10 que ella
sabe. Las Pfldoras de Foley para los
Riiones la invigoraran y la restaura.
ran, y coyunturas dolorosas, dolor de
espalda, nerviosidad y acci6n irregu.
lar de la vejiga desapareceran todas
cuendo Sc usan las Pfldoras de Foley
para los Riiones. De venta en- la DO,
tica Capital Pharmacy.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-10-23

Mas de 5000 t~elefonos Sc estan
usando en- Nuevo Mexico d la actuali-
dad.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-10-23

Millones de dinero y millones de
granos de arena son cosa igual al fin
de la existencia.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-10-23

Yombre e todo respeco. debefa vd. tomar cERToNE. No lie costara nads
probar Envieme Ell Cup6n de abajo v pruebe en- ST mismo. Tene en JUS
amos u xtratamfento GRATIS para sells dfas.
ps 9 dsbusosNHE "a obustecid Y viigoriiaad9 como es daehido pa a nucn ns, nor rom
s ha proporcfonado ell mayor grado de vtahdad, 10 cual les la cl poder q
i vida.
Los. mayores aletas que ha producido Ell rnundo han tornado cERToNL
n stocolm N Suecia, Sc onservar en- perfecto estado con CERTONE, Z.
e2mo es bn sabfdo Ell partidoa americana gan mas puntos u ~ nsssans
ss A y Ia ssn; ) ssaaaa s alsa ss I a aosb aamtaa g. g. s mI a. nW \ n
eres dc csav Vida v quferes ser u hombre fuerte v vfgoros ~ UMAl lie
o Sc demore IN mfnut sno cote ell Cup6n v envfemel al If
5OIO PEDIRIO. lie envhre nm mix de nrneba nara III o 10 san
ses dfs Ibre al todo pastn 49, M de cofreo u
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-10-23

Ell primer paso hacia la sabidurfa
es conocer que sondos ~ignorantes.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-10-23

Ella:-Ohl forged Papa esta furio-
80; entra en- Ia sala y trata do calmar-
10.
Jorges-Que lie pasa, pues?
Ella:-Aacabo de decirle que te
quieres casar conmigo.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-10-23

-cumplida rienes tu edad
81 en- dormir las has consumido
dnerme. Quedaras dormido.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-10-23
LAS MUJERES ~FAScINADORAS.

La cosa mas hermosa en- este mundo es una muJer :,
hermosa- Una mujer que, posea una ter clara y sonro
~perfectas con seguridad fascinara Y traera Ell amor y
"a felicdad q TODD Ell que este a su lado. Algunas rnujeres
Doir6n poser una tez clara, pero sus ojos careceran
III vez de bril1o, y pueden sci. hacas 0 hundidas de pc
is de una tez defectuosa y clos faltos de expression. 1
,nede, probar este ,~tratamiento sin costarle ma II
ia. rs una maravllosa preparation, que consis- III
z erteramente de los remedies de la Natura1eza. III
ERTONE lie 1enara de carnes las parties hupdi- III
Mas, lie robustecera ell pecho, Ell cuello. los hom- III
bros y denas miembros. Y le proporcionara per- II g
es Ell mas preeioso de todos los encantos.. cuai ~
s ri don de FASCINAR- Asf es que corte ell IN ~
upon de ahajo. enviemelo hoy mismo, por CO. eau 5
REQ G inrnodiatamente para que pruebe lie remi- Cau
Ep ~ 49,. 10 IL sir &C. ~ ~ az ~ III tado
-proNE r., ~ 80 ea9, diges
arsa ~ ~ L. 49, ~ = H " - III Vera
! era 49, 20 5ary "a M 9 III quirir
orrecta Y natural. ~ =
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cede un
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GEO
NEW YORK. III sz Twelfth Auu
El Nuevo mexicano., 1913-10-23
CertOne hace vigorosOs a los HOrbres
y FascinadOras a las Mujeres.


In hombre vigoroso es po-
ente en- cuerpo v mente y
iempre obtiene exito-siem-
re atrae la admiration de
IS dcnias hombres, asf como
.e to1as las mujeres. Tn
lombre no puede ser favorfto
| earece de vitalidad y 81 tie
e una apariencia ffsica deli
ida. Todo hombre que quiera
or holnbre desea ser fuerte
= 81 mn &c W. nm
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
Rastus Wondered.

Uncle Rastu lived so far back in the
beautiful wildwood. according to story
told The other evening by Congressman
Samuel J. Thbble. of Georgia. that he
had never ridden in an automobile. In
act, he had never seen one until he re-
fcently visited town in the more popu-
lous section of the State.
While gazing wonderingly at The car
Uncle Rastus was invited 10 motor, and
after considerable hesitancy he finally
climbed aboard. Down the road the ma
chine speedily whizzed with the dark
some one holding fast with both hands.
Safely over the hills il smoothly flew tor
several miles, and then things suddenly
happened.
Something got the matter with the
steering gear. and naturally The machine
headed for The nearest tree. The grass
happened to be soft IN that locality and
nobody was hurt.
"Dat were suah fas' ridin', boss" re-
marked Uncle Rastus as he slowly rose
to his feet. "But dere am ies' one fling
dat dis yeah cull'ed person would like TO
know"
"Whai is it, Uncle Rastus 2" indul-
gently asked the man who owned the
, car.
"lt am jes' dis. boss" reioined the
perplexed Rastus. How do yo' stop
him when.Yo' gitlo place whar' dere
amt no trees 2"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
How An Elephant Was Weighed.

In India they often tell story OF Shahli,
a Hindu prince who on certain occasion
showed himself almost as clever as Ar
chimedes.
A high official had made VOW that ne
would distribute to the poor the weight
of his own elephant in silver money.
But how should he go about it to learn
what the weight really was? All the
learned and clever men OF the court Ia
bored in vain to construct machine OF
sufficient strength to weigh the elephant
AT length Shahji came forward and
suggested plan that was as simple as II
was ingenious. He caused the unwieldy
animal to be conducted along stage
specially made for the purpose into flat-
bottomed boat. Then. having marked on
the boat the height to which the water
reached after the elephant weighed II
down, he had the animal led out and
stones substituted in sufficient quantity to
sink the boat to the same line. The
stones were then taken to the scales ana
weighed one by one. Thus, to the ad-
miration OF the court, Shahji discovered
the true weight OF the elephant.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

simple forester in his native wood. He
doing no harm, and asking but a little OF
the superiluous frIitage Of nature, was a
worthier citizen than !, who owed the
sheep for wool, the OK for leather, yea,
the very worm for silk | needed not
his monkey flesh for food, nor his skin
for clothing. Whichever way ! looked !
was convicted without appeal. Myself
condemned myself. turned away and
mounted my horse.
Through the trees the broad lake glim-
mered in the sun, the volcanoes touched
the blue sky and birds scared ioyously in
the air, but the beauty of the morning
was gone; there was choking feeling
in my throat, the road before me was
dry strip Of sand and rocks, the cry ofihe
macaws was harsh discord, and The
punches OF fuchsia, hanging over the
path, were purple red. like blood.-Our
Dumb Animals.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
Sounds Firstrate, But

How 10 remain young and escape the
disadvantages OF middle age" was ex-
planned by DR.. Josiah oldfield. the food
expert.
"There ought 10 be no such thing as
middle age" he said. "lf a map lives
properly, he can carry the spirit OF youth
TO the end OF his days. am on the way
toward 90, but feel entirely young. The
secret is simple. A man must submit
himself to mental and physical discipline
and eat wisely and not too WELL"
DR.. 0ldfield's rules are:
Think big thoughts and cling to noble
ideals.
Live on the fruits OF the highest minds
Do not waste time over petty things
and do not take narrow views.
Take fruits, vegetables, oils, eggs,
butter. milk and bread. Avoid shoddy,
secondhand food OF all kinds.
Bathe every morning and rub the skin
with towel.
Change underclothiag every "a hours.
Know yourself.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
Shpherdswn Jefferson County, West Virginia Thursday May h 1913
The Complexion.

A clear and beautiful skin ought always
to accompany youth and health, but like
other good things it cannot be had Tor
nothing, and when you have If you can
not play fast and loose with it. Neither
can you keep it by observing some OF the
laws of health and breaking others. Take
fresh air, for example. Every one knows
that health cannot be had without a con-
tinuous supply of fresh air. Yet that
alone will not keep the skin in good con-
dition, as glance at the faces OF people
who live in the open, but who in other
respects DEFY the laws ofhealth, will show.
Young people who live in the country
breathe all the time air that people from
the city spend a great deal of money to
enjoy for few weeks in the summer.
But perfect compilations are no more
common in the country than in the city.
The reason is ofteneSt to be found in the
diet. Cake or pie at nearly every meal,
the equally inevitable doughnuts, and
buckwheat cakes, with pork in some
form as the staple OF diet, are enough to
account for any defect in the color or
texture OF the skin. II almost seems to
be point of honor with some young
persons to dislike the simple, wholesome
foods,-such as eggs, milk, and truits,-
and to prefer those that are the hardest to
digest.
In the city, sweets are often at the bot
tom of the trouble. There is no objec-
ton to any ones eatinga moderate amount
OF pure candy; but box of candy that
stands open on the table, and is visited at
every hour of the day, can quickly spoil
the fairest and smoothest skin.
If the complexion remains bad in spite
of care in the matter OF diet, it may be
that wrong breathing habits, or lack OF
fresh air in the bedroom at night, is re-
sponSible.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
Can 1t Be Done ?

Somebody said that il couldn't be done.
But he with chuckle replied.
That maybe il couldn't but he would be one
Who wouldn't say so till he'd tried.
So he buckled right in with the trace OF grin
On his face. II he worried. he hid it.
He started to sing as he tackled the thing
That couldn't be done-and he did il
Somebody scofied "Oh, you'll never do that
AT least. no one ever has done it -
But he took off his coat and he took off his hat.
And the first thing we knew he'd begun it.
With the lift OF his chin and bit OF grin.
Without any doubling or quiddit.
He started 10 sing as he tackled the thing
That couldn't be done-and he did il
There are thousands to tell you il can not be done.
There are thousands TO prophesy failure
There are thousands TO point out to you. one by
one,
The dangers that wait to assail you
But Just buckle in with bit OF a grin,
Then take off your coat and 60 to it;
Just start in TO sing as you tackle the thing
That ''can not be done"-and you'll do II.
Edgar A. Guest.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
T o N &c S

Use our Beef, Wine and Iron, or Nyal's
Nutriliye HypophosphIles. either u which
is an efficient combination acknowledged
to be without an equal rs a nuifbye lon
&c, as blood builders and Tor the various
forms ol general debility.
In cases OF weakness arising from sick
ness or disease The use Of either will be
followed by the very best Of results.
Prices 50 cents a q 81 90 the bottle.
With warm weather coming on, don't
forget that we have the most complete
line OF Talcums, Face and Rice Powders,
Toilet, Bath and Medicinal Soaps, Bath
Sponges and Chamois, Wash Rags, etc.
Our line OF bristle goods Is large and
well assorted. comprising only the best
in Tooth Brushes, Hair Brushes, Nail
Brushes and Hand Scrubs, Genuine Rub
berset Shaving Brushes, etc, etc.
We carry at all times complete as
sortment Of sick room accesSories-Hot
Water Bottles, Fountain and Bulb Syr-
inges, Ice Bags and Caps, Bed Pans, In
valid Cushions, DisInfectants tor every
use, BaDdages and Gauzes, StefiliZed
Cottons, Adhesive and Medicinal Plas-
tiers, in tact everything that Is commonly
needed or used.
Ifyou, who are reading This, are smok-
er, we have Pipes and Tobacco to sell
you, and lot of the very best Of Cigars
and Cigarettes. II you are writer, we
have Parker Fountain Pens 10 sell you.
there are none better. II you shave
yourself, we have Razors, Shaving Brush
es and Mugs, Shaving Soaps. Creams and
Powders. II you are fisherman. we
have the tackle--in fact we have anything
you want or think you want and LOT OF
things that you ought TO have but don't
know il.
Miller's Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

"Now, Harold" said the teacher, cit
there were eleven sheep in field and
six jumped the fence, how many would
there be left ?"
"None," replied Harold.
'Why, there would" said she.
"No, ma'am, there wouldn't" persist
ed he. "You may know arithmetic, but
you don't know Sheep"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

A woman visiting Denver suffered
greatly from the elevation. One day al
ter an attack she sighed, ''l can hardly
breathe. believe Pm dying"
"Will you 90 to Heaven if you die 2"
inquired her little girl anxiously.
81 hope so, dear"
ooh, mamma, DEAR" sobbed the little
one, "don't 90 to Heaven; you could
never stand the altitude"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

Six-year-old Dick was preparing much
against his own sweet will to 90 calling
with his mother. II was the first time
Dick had been allowed TO get himself
ready alone, and together with boyish
disgust at being obliged 10 90 visiting he
telt the importance Of the situation.
After having put on his hat and coat he
suddenly remembered something and
called downstairs: "Mother, shall wash
nv hands or wear gloves 2"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

Bookkeeper Ito boss: Mr.. Crouch,
Pm going TO get married.
Crouch: Glad to hear it. You won't
be so all-fired anxious to get home early.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

Bilious 2 Feel heavy after dinner 2
Bitter taste 2 Complexion salowp
Liver perhaps needs waking up. Doan's
Regulets for bilious attacks. 25c al all
stores.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
Eoqs For Hotching.

Eawu and White Indian Runner Ducks
white eggs, SIPS and $3.50 Is. Wnlle
Rocks. Barred Rocks, White LegnoInTcs nc.
ranging on separate tarms) 10, $l.W,
i0O ior $500. All money makers. Seno
for for interesting booklet. Let's get ac-
a1" MODERN HENNERlESi
Box 40, Myersyille,iiAd.
March 6, l9l3-4m
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

The name-Doan's inspires confidence
-Doan's Kidney Pills tor kidney ills
Doan's Ointment for skin itching. Doans
ReguIets for mild Laxative. Sold at all
drug stores.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

Little Willie-Paw. what Is a polecat 2
Paw-An animal that should be Killed
with long pole, my son.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
For the Weak and Nervous.

Tired-out, weak, nervous men and
women would feel ambitious, energetic,
full OF life and always have good appe-
tite. If they would do the sensible thing
for heaIth-take Electric Bitters. Moth
ing better for the stomach, liver or kid
neys. Thousands say they owe their
lives TO this wonderful home remedy.
Mrs o. RhinevauIt, OF vestsl Center, N.
Y, says: 81 regard Electric Bitters as
one OF the greatest OF gifts. ] can never
forget what II has done for me-" Get a
bottle yourself and see what a difference
il will make in yonr health. Only Soc and
HW. Recommended by Hills Pharma-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
Wonderful Skin SaIye.

Bucklen's Arnica Salve is known every
where as the best remedy made for all
diseases OF the skin, and also for burns,
bruises and boils. Reduces inflammation
and.is soothing and healing. 7. Sos
saman, publisher OF News, OF Cornelius,
N. c., writes that one box helped his
serious skin ailment after other remedies
failed. Only 25c. Recommended BY
Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

The Rev. Allen Fort. pastor OF the
Baptist tabernacle in Chattanooga, asked
]. B. Capeheart, railroad conductor, to
take up the collection one day. 1t was
Mr.. Capeheart's first experience as a
taker of collections in church.
He started down the center aisle. There
were several children in the first pew and
each put in penny. The people in the
next pew also contributed something
each. A big, glum fellow sat alone in the
third pew. Capeheart passed him the
plate. The man shook his head and
stuck his hand deep in his pockets.
Capeheart stopped, put up his hand as
if to jerk the bell cord and said: "Well,
you'll have to get off"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15

Copyright applied fsr)
WEST VIRGINIA.
BY s. Z. KsER.
tennia Committee the music for which by pne
band of Chicago are being made to send
the that they become familiar with the words
There are lands Of milk ind honey
There are lands with ruins gray
There Iandsw VIII
May command tn. right Of way;
But beside winding river
M manhood shall forever
Have worth than golden gains
Massachusetts Maryland Pennsylvania Delaware
country holds candle
the state that the handle
guess the all together, sing II. Oh
You grand old West Virginia
There 10 one place Of all places
That upon the shown
"s1r' sns a sn' oov E,r,' .s s'i% .hs on n; S''''
Where at night day time
Honor wins ringing cheer,
Where the whole year 10 pIaytms
nd vaIor still Is dear
Colorado Minnesota, Maine New York, Connecticut
Arkansas and North Dakota all are very 'pIsndId-sut
There's state that holds a candle
!%.a.sT To tns state ass!e@ that has the handle
guess the all together, 'Ina It On
You grand old West Virginia
Oh the Yankee, lean and Ianky
plowboys and the cowboys
the merit praise;
very high opinion
Dixie lass and lad,
But the lucky West Vrsnan
Has good reason to be glad
Refrain.
California, Indiana, Texas, Utah, Tennessee
and Montana, splendid be;
But oth holds a candle
To has the handle
WEST VER-G-
You guess all together, sing II, Oh
old West Virginia.
"To sung like college YELL
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
mHow e uo,,r lh,,shsnd thie afsernoon

"How is your husband this afternoon,
Mrs. Gloom ?"
why, the doctor says if he lives till
mornin', he shall have some hopes 6f
him; but if he don't, he will have 10 give
him up"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-05-15
She Got That One Right.

Emily was dear little o'd-fashioned
baby, four years old She pronounced
her words very distinctly, but frequently
miSused them. This was especially true,
the Buffalo Commercial declares, in re-
gard to the names of her meals, which
she often confused.
One day, when she had come to the
breakfast-table with the statement that
she was hungry for supper, her mother
became little impatient.
"Now, Emily" she said, "thiS is ridic-
ulous. You must learn the names OF the
meals and use them properly. When
you have been asleep all night, get up
and dress, and come downstairs, what
meal do you have ?"
Oatmeal, nama," was the innocent
reply.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-09-30
APPEAL TO CHILD'S REASON
Corporal Punishment Unknown in
Japanese Households, Where
Better Methods Are Used.

That the family virtues can flourish
in other than Christian countries, and
that the English language can be used
with quaint effectiveness BY an intelli-
gent oriental, has been shown by
Yoshio MARKING in his book, when /
Was a Child" He is a Japanese art
list now living in London, and has
risen to success only after a long
struggle against loneliness and starva-
ton.
When l was a child / was never
spanked. Both my mother and father
believed Confucius so faithfully. Con-
fucius said, you can teach and lead
any human being who has a soul Only
those wild beasts you may beat" They
begged my nurse not to spank me.
They always said to them, Our child
has brain to understand the reason;
so if he is naughty, pray explain rea-
son until he becomes good. but never
looking-glass in front of my crying
face I hated to see my own face so
ugly with the tear-marks, and | imme-
diately began to laugh. Very often,
when / wanted to cry little longer,
| used to scream. ooh, don't show me
the glass for few moments" I was
never scolded severely. They always
told me. You are a very nice boy.
but just at this moment some evil is
trying to dwell "a you. How pity lac
evil is making you bad boy and srr-
ing some trouble to your dear par
ents," And I began to feel So sorry
for them. and | used to cling to their
necks and say. ''The evil is gone long
time ago. lam your favorite boy"
1t is a general rule in japan that
the youngest child is spoiled BIZ the
parents. and / was not an exec otion
from this. or course my sister and
brother loved me so much, too. Est
as soon as / was grown up enough
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-09-30
BAKER LAW TESTED
IN SUPREME COURT
CASE OF FRANK ZODROW
REACHED ON APPEAL FROM
MILWAUKEE,.
STATE HOLDS LICENSE VOID
Zodrow's Attorney Attacks the Law as
Unreasonable Because 1t Confines
Saloons to Places Which Were oc-
cupied in 1907.

Madison.-The validity of the Baker
saloon license law was argued in su.
preme court when the case of Frank
Aodrow VS.. the state of Wisconsin
came up on appeal from the municipal
court of Milwaukee.
The state contended that the license
issued to Zodrow was void as violating
the Baker law, for the reason that it
was issued in excess of the number of
saloons allowed under the law. The
other side maintained the law was I'M
reasonable because it confined the sa-
looms to the same places they occupied
June 80, 1907. J. e. Messerschmidt
replied that this provision was intend
ed to meet a condition present when
the law was enacted and was for a
temporary purpose only Any NUM-
clpality, he said, may at any time de-
termlne to issue no more licenses
than the ratio permits.
Mr.. Messerschmidt insisted that the
legislature may regulate the liquor
trait1c In any way desired, or even pro-
hibit it altogether. He called "falla-
c1ous" the contention that the law Gre
ates monopoly in favor of the owners
of property.
The plaintiff was represented by for
mer Mayor David S. Rose of Milwau-
kee and the state by Asst Dist. Atty.
Harry Sloan of Milwaukee and Asst.
Atty.-Gen. J. E. Messerschmdit of
Madison.