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The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
Should. Carry a Tin Whistle.

Capt. Thomas E. Halls Of the Unit
ed States secret service, never learn
ed to whistle. He simply can't puck
er up his lips and make the whist
ling sound. and never could.
One day when he was walking
down a Philadelphia street, a we'll
dressed young woman came running
in his direction and said to him:
Kind sir, will you please whistle
at the conductor of that car, SO he
will stop the car for me?"
Captain Halls dotted his hat and
said: Madam, am very sorry, but
nature has made it Impossible for
me to comply with your request"
The captain says the young woman
stopped, looked him over with an air
of complete misunderstanding, and
withered him on the spot with pair
of eyes that flashed all the scorn
that a superior being can give for a
mere man."
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
PRESIDENT LEAVES WASHINGTON
FOR FEW DAYS REST IN
NEW HAMPSHIRE.
IS. RELIEVED ABOUT MEXICO
Will Allow Time for Huerta to "Thinl<
Things over"-secretary Bry.
an Also Leaves the
Catital.

Washington, d. C.-President Will
mer capital at Cornish. N. H., still
hopeful of favorable elimination OF
the negotiations undertaken by this
country to bring about peace in Mex
leo.
Although no affirmative action on
either side had been reported up to
the time of the Presidents departure.
encouraging dispatches were received
from Nelson O'Shauglmessy, in charge
of the American embassy in the CITY
of Mexico, bearing on the general sit
uation. These reached the President
a few hours before train time and led
him to determine upon a short rest
over Labor dag.
Nothing in the advices from the
City of Mexico gave the' administra-
ton officials cause for particular an
Xiety and it was the general convic-
changes would he beneficial to all con
cerned The President it is known.
feels that good may come from an
opportunity for the position of this
government, as announced in his mes
sage of Wednesday, to sink in"
Excitement subsiding over the ex-
change of proposals and replies would.
il was believed, lead to further nego-
tiations between the officials of Mexico
and John LIND, the personal repre-
sentative OF this government.
Mr.. Lind, it was asserted here.
had been instructed from Washington
to continue to act at his own discre-
ton as to whether he should await
developments at Vera Cruz, or return
to the City of Mexico.
Up to late hour no dispatches had
been received at the State Depart
ment from Mr. Lind Secretary Bryan
said before leaving for an overnight
trip in Pennsylvania, that he believed
the envoy would remain in Vera Cruz.
Mr.. Lind 1t was reported, probably
would make the next move in the
negotiations, which the President en-
phatically asserted in his message had
not been closed, The fact that the
lily VI MeAlCO OiiCldlS III lHSlI SeC-
ond note of reply had receded from
the demand for an exchange of ac-
credited ambassadors, it was pointed
out, left an opening for future moves.
The view was expressed that the
Gamboa reply to the second American
note might actuate Mr.. Lind to adj
dress a third note to the officials Of
the Huerta government.
Before deciding to go to Cornish.
President Wilson discussed the sic
nation at length with Cabinet officers
and arrangements were made where
by he could be notified at once of any
developments.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
Clrcumtocution.

He was new to a certain railway run
in Wales-this guard. Came to a sta
ton which rejoiced in the appalling
name ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
rych.
For few moments he stood looking
at the signboard in mute helplessIpss.
Then, pointing to the board, and way
ing his other arm toward the car
riages, he beloved:
"If there's anybody there for here,
this is It,"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
His Bust.

Daniel C. French, the sculptor who
was commissioned to make the bust
of Ralph Waldo Emerson which is
now in Memorial hall, Harvard uni
versitJ, tells this story;
AT one of the sittings Mr. Elmer
son rose suddenly and walked over
to where the sculptor was working.
He looked long and earnestly at the
bust, and then, with an inimitably
droll expression, said:
THE trouble is the more it resem-
bles me the worse it looks"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
A BLAZING OIL SHIP SINKS
The Burghomelster Hachmann, With
100000 Gallons Of Crude OIL
Goes Down at New York.

New York-The steamer Burgho-
master Hachmann, with 600, 900 gal
Ions os crude oil ablaze in its hold
sank to the bottom of Butermilk
Channel with a hiss that sounded
blocks away Clouds Of steam rose
above 1t and lowered a moment over
the SPOT where. it vent down. The
channel is shallow there and the
superstructure remained above the
water when the ship settled, but did
not burn.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
WOMAN IN
TERRIBLE STATE.
Finds Help in Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.
Bellevue, Ohio. --"I was in terrible
state before took Lydia e. Pinkham's

V e geta bl Q Com
pound. Ny ba OK
acheduntil / thought
it would break, 1 had
pains all over me,
nervous feelings and
periodic troubles. I
was very weak and
run down and was
losing hope of ever
being W ell an d
strong. After TAX
ing lydia e. Pink
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
|. PIuxIus, veraeltx In Question.

Saturday afternoon there were
black clouds and flashes of lightning
and the rumble of thunder. but no
general rain. Sounds like 1t might
RAIN" suggested someone. Mix" re-
piled Mr.. Pozozzle. at has reached
a point where wouldn't believe ],
Pluvius under OATH"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
Summer AnnoYances

such as prickly heat, ivy poisoning,
insect bites and offensive perspiration
are quickly relieved by applying
Tyree's Antiseptic Powder. Csc. at
druggists or write ]. S. Tyree, Wash
ington. d. c.. for free sample.-Adv.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
Utmost Devotion.

Margaret-Would che leave her
happy home for himi
Katherine-My dear! Shed even
leave a bridge game.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05

Should Have Known That.
why are you complaining My
head never rings"
Nothing does ring when it's
cracked"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05
Dark secre

Dark Secret.
did Clara really have light hair?
And did she dye it dark brown"
That's not fair question"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-09-05

There may be fun in doing the
things you can AFFORD
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23
selecting Cotton seed.

THE I,craec farmer picks his cotton
as % opens gins It, sells lint and. seed
and thrn. about the las Of the season.
hauls homo seed enough for next
years planting. In this way as a rule
he saves the latest and the poorest
seed.
n when the cotton begins to open,
the farmer, with as much intelligent
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23

From Judge
Marry. I've lust found out what
was the irigin OF the harp
John tlooking ~ from his news
paper; Yes?
Mary 1t was In the garden of Ed
er Eve ate the apple--and men have
been harping about 1t ever since.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23
McKee's Dry Goods Store

WE have been asked more than once;
yes more than an hundred times, if we
did not regret the fact that we converted
the Climax into a weekly. In an
swer, we have always and will always
say mo" We are glad we did it and
our only regret is that we did not begin
sooner. More work and more expense,
nearly double, but then we have the de-
lightful satisfaction of being able TO tell
the news in something like the season it
transpires. AS has been stated before
in these columns. it is our great desire
TO run a daily in Richmond and we are
more than ready when the time arrives
or the occasion demands it. The public is
showing its appreciation of our enterprise
with an unstinted patronage and an en-
dorsement that might turn younger
heads and make them grow larger.
This we duly appreciate and we shall
show that appreciation by making a
greater effort to give TO the people of
this God-favored section paper that
they will not be ashamed Of, but on the
contrary feel some pride in distributing
among their friends in other sections Of
the country. No, no. dear reader, no
weekly for US. We knew what semi
weekly was and the work it necessitated
and did not 60 into il with our eyes shut
We have no occasion for regret and real
ly our only regret in the premises is
that for the present we can not serve
the Climax to its thousands OF readers
six times a week instead of twice
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23
Tobacco Beds Scraped.

The following is sent from Madison.
Vile: On the farm Of ID. n. Lamb, in
the western part of this county, over POO
yards of plant beds were scraped. Mr.
Lamb was summoned before the grand
jury, which is in session, and said he
heard the parties while they were com
hitting their depredations, but thought
il was some of his calves in the field
and paid no attentron to it, but when he
went to his plant beds the next morning
he found the following written on a
card:
Hill Billies' work. Do you think il
good! You talk little too much, but
your hand has said more.
Second Night Riders"
Mr.. Lamb has been outspoken against
the destroyers of plant beds.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23
NEWS NOTES

George Garrett was shot and instantly
killed in Mason by Sudie Franklin, with
whom he had quarreled.
The State encampment of the Ken
lucky National Guard will be held in
Middlesbore June 1923.
At Blackfoot, Idaho, Peter Bradovitch
an insane Austrian, Drained his five
roommates while they slept.
George w. Robinson, president of the
Harrodsburg State Bank & Trust Co.,
and prominent citizen, is dead.
Senator Kern's resolution providing
for an investigation Of the coal miners
strike in West Virginia, will be favora-
bly, reported.
Rev. X. S. Hoskins. pastor of the
Methodist church at Olive Hill, was
struck by a G. & o. train and died in a
few hours.
Cardinal O'Connell, Archbishop of
Boston, after long audience with the
Pope, said the Pontiff seemingly re-
vitalized and stronger than ever
John Mitchell, former president of
of the United Mine Workers of America,
was appointed by Gov. Sulzer as State
Labor Commissioner of New York.
Secretary of the Navy Josephus Da-
niels travelled eight miles through the
air in a flying boat at Annapolis, the
craft being guided by Lieut.. John II.
Towers.
While on her way from her home to
Piney Fork church in CritteDden coun-
ty, Mrs. Edgar Woodall was thrown
from a buggy and almost instantly
killed.
Gov. johnson, OF California, signed
the Alien Land Law, which has been
the subject of foreign and domestic
protest. and the law becomes operative
August 10.
Lexington City Commissioners de-
clined TO accede to the request OF the
Ministerial Association that the law
against Sabbath breaking be more strict
ly enforced.
w. T. Bond of Anderson county, sold
to Henry knight g. Son. Louisville.
about $50 head of l. $50 ID. cattle al 2
Sac. and AS bulls, averaging about
1882 pounds. al 9 "a.
W. l. Arnold is grazing 80 head OF cat
tie for Jerry Caldwell. of Boyle county,
"a head for Thomas p. Meet and 81 for
Robert S. Walker at &c pound for the
increased weight.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23
Feeling the Force of Public
ScOn.

WTTH the mark Of Cain on his brow,
Pardoned Powers Is Stunned by all dem.
ocrats and other men Of standing in the
city Of Washington. Republican Lead
er Mann recommended that he be placed
on Rivers and Harbors Committee, but
the democratic members Of Kentucky
say il must not be done. as they, having
no communication with him, would have
10 do business with the committee thro'
other channels Judge Barkley, Ollie
James successor from the first district,
positively refuses TO serve on any CON-
mitlee with him. When the new Con-
gress was sworn in, the democrats de-
clined 10 90 10 the Speakers desk with
him and he had TO be sworn in with the
Illinois delegation. which probably had
10 hold its stomach And now comes
Dr. Dishman. Of Powers own town oil
Barbourville, TO disclaim the endorse
ment Of Powers for him to be collector
in tins district, saying that he neither
asked, does not desire nor would he &C
cept Powers aid for anything; that if he
has endorsed him il was without his
knowledge and that if his success de-
pended on him in the slightest degree
he would prefer defeat. That's the way
many honest men feel and they think
the more Of DR. Dishman for utterly re
pudiaIing his thrice-convicted towns
man.
Our Own Congressman declined to re
main at the table with him when he
started to sit at il and spoke TO Mr.
Helm, who responded that he did not
care 10 make his acquaintance.
Verify. the way Of the transgressor /:
hard, II Powers has any feeling, we
should think he would feel better il
prison than TO be stunned, snubbed anc
ignored as ne is. Absolutely without
influence, the Eleventh District is prac.
tically without representation in Con,
gress. but that's is fault. We tried Il
get il TO sepd our friend, Ben v Smith
10 represent IT, The mistake it made i.
every day more apparent.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23
Only One Way to End Ca
tarrh

Reach the raw, tender, infamed mem
brane infested with Catarrh germs, and
destroy them.
You can't reach the hooks and crew
ices with liquid preparatiion--ihere il
only one way-breathe the germ destroy
ing air of Booths HYOMEI pronounce
it High-o-me) directly over the infiamed
and germ infested membrane.
HYOMEI contains no opium, cocaine
or other harmful drugs, il is balsamiS
air made of Australian eucalyptus, thy
mol and some Historian antiseptics. II
is guaranteed TO END the misery of Ca
tarrh and Group or money back. lt''
fine for Colds and Coghs.
Ask B. L. Middleton about Booth
HYOMEl outfit today-it is only Sl.0(
and he guarantees it. Extra bottles, il
later needed, 30 cents. just breathe il
no stomach dosing.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

A permanent organization of Ameri-
can physicians and laymen for Nation
wide fight On cancer was effected in
New York.
Three men were killed and several
others seriously injured when the breech
block of 3-inch gun at Fit. Moultrie,
Charleston, S. c., was blown off.
By unanimous vote the Ways and
Means Committee reelected Represen-
tative Ben Johnson chairman of the
House District of Columbia Committee.
Owen Jackson, of Frankfort, employed
on United States Government Dredge
Boat Gregory was accidentally drowned.
He fell from the lock walls near Law
renceburg.
Thousands of persons Thursday view
ed the body of Henry NJ. Flagler as it
lay in state in rotunda of the Ponce de
Leon Hotel at St. Augustine, Fla,
awaiting burial this afternoon.
The Gar of Russia yesterday attend
ed the marriage at Berlin of the Kaiser's
only daughter. Princess Victoria Louise,
to Prince Ernest Augustus of Cumber-
land. The Russian Emperor was heav-
il guarded.
According to the report of the secre-
tary-treasurer of the Brotherhood of
Railway Trainmen, $1,000. 600 was ex-
pended by the order in the last two
years, 5000. 900 of which was for death
and disability claims.
Republican Senators at a conference
appointed committee of five 10 confer
with the members of the House on the
advisability of an early joint caucus to
organize congressional national cam.
paigh committee, establish headquarters
and organize for the coming congressional
campaign.
In view OF the fact that Congressman
A. o. Stanley will, according to his own
statement, run the race for United
States Senator 10 finish. the chances
are that there may be some four to
seven candidates in the race for his con-
gressional shoes here in the Second dis
trict, says Henderson dispatch
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

JOHN F. ANHUT, the young attorney
with whom Harry Thaw entrusted $685.
600 to procure his release, was convict
ed in New York Saturday of attempted
bribery, the evidence showing that he
offered DIR. Russell, superintendent of
the Matteawan asylum, $40, 900 TO aid in
the convicted mans release. II Thaw
had been electrocuted, as he should
have been, for numbering Stanford
White. this and many other troubles
would have been averted.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

IT was reported on the streets yester
day that Hon. w. b. Smith had been
endorsed by Senator James for Collector
and later that John r. Gibson had land
ed the coveted plum. Neither report
was verified, but il will ultimately be
one or the other. Which? That fifteen
dollars continues to remain in ''our in
side pocket, doncherknow," that the
collectors office will come 10 a Madison
county man. We claim to be some pro
phet when it comes to the political
game.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23
Horrible to Contemplate.

II the following from the HarIods.
burg Herald is true. missionaries should
be sent to that city at once and kept
there until the people are impressed
with the real value of human life;
Its cheaper to kill man in Har-
rodsburg than il is 10 sell liquor One
fellow is serving 472 days for selling
whisky without license and another
fellow is serving 365 days for blowing a
mans brains OUT
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23
Who Stole the Plans?

Speculation is rife in Washington as
to who stole the plans OF the new dread
naught Pennsylvania. The plans con-
tanned the secret arrangements of the
electrical apparatus which will control
the fire of the twelve fourteen. inch guns.
IL is said that the plans would be OF
value only to a foreign government in
case of war with the United States.
Hence the supposition is strong that
some Japanese spy is responsible for
their disappearance.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

THEoDoRE A. BELL, one of the demo
cratic leaders of California, has threat.
ened to circulate petition for refer
endum vote for the Webb anti-alien
land bill, passed by the California Leg
islature. Bell claims that popular
vote on the bill would be justified to
show just how the people of the State
feel on the anti-Japanese legislation.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23
Three Elechocutions in June

A double execution will take place in
the death room at the Eddyville peni
Tertiary before sunrise on June 20,
when Tom Lawson and then Tom Mar
tin, negroes. will pay the penalty for the
murder OF Hardin Ingram at Waddy,
Shelbyville, October 81. 1911. Seven
days later General May, of Clay county,
will say farewell to ''Old Huldy," the
trusty weapon with which he is credited
having killed nine persons. and expiate
in the chair the murder of Mrs. Belle
Meredith.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

WITH a man killed at church in Rock
castle county and woman dashed into
eternity in runaway on her way TO
church in Crittenden county the same
Sunday, looks like it is getting kind 'er
dangerous TO go meetin' in old Ken
lucky. But then, such things do not
happen often. and you should not get
alarmed.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

SOME of the sheep raisers are also
raising Cain because the Democrats pro-
pose to take the tariff off wool. But
what difference does it make when they
have to sell wool lower. if they can gel
what they want at correspondingly low
Dricesy
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

THE official report of the tobacco sales
at Lexington during the season just clos
ed shows that AZ, III, 225 pounds was dis
posed of at an average of sl2 "a. The
largest loose-leaf tobacco market in the
world is certainly maintaining its su
pramaCy
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

HENRY NJ. FLAGLER, famous builder
of the Florida East Coast railroad and
the Key West extension, died at West
Palm Beach. Fla, this week, and thus
has passed a man who did more to keep
Florida prominently in the eyes of the
world than all other forces combined.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

FRIEND. of Judge L. w. Bethurum,
of Mt. Vernon, are urging him to run
for Congress in the Eleventh. He ran
against Hon, Harvey Helm several years
ago and came second, with two in the
race Evidently that gave him hope.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

THE Government May crop report in
dictates that last years bumper crops
will be eclipsed. There certainly must
be some mistake. The Republicans are
now in power hardly anywhere and they
have always claimed the credit for God s
own generosity to husbandmen.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23
See Mr.. Perry.

II. L. Perry, the West Main street
druggist, wants to talk hot water bottles
10 you. Read his advertisement and
see him for further particulars.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-05-23

RUSSIA claims trade losses of ten mil
lion dollars because Of the Balkan war.
Wonder what an actual engagement
would be rated All
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-19
INTERPRETERS IN A FAMILY
ROW, is STABBED; MAY DIE

In a critical condition, suffering
from three stab wounds. Tony Ge-
nova, "a years old, Of 1S1 Newton
street, is at the City Hospital.
Geneva was stabbed last night by
Frederick De Julio, 2S years old, OF
239 Camden street, when he resented
the latter's intrusion into an argu-
ment between the formers brother
and wife De Julio escaped directly
after the stabbing and was later ar
rested by Lieutenant Jones and Ser
geant Huebner, of the Fourth pre-
cinct.
He was arraigned before Judge
Herr in the Fourth Precinct Court to-
day and held 10 await the result of
Genova's injuries. The stabbing took
place at Fourteenth avenue and Cam
den street. Geneva was at his broth
er's house at 122 Fourteenth avenue
While there his brother and wife had
the argument. They left the house,
and while they were still at it in
front of the place three men came
along and interfered. Geneva at
tempted to stop them and make them
move on, but De Julio is alleged to
have drawn a knifes and stabbed &C.
nova. Joseph Gennatti, of 1874 Bruce
street an eyewitness, was taken
into custody. He was paroled by
Judge Herr until wanted.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-19
COAT COLLAR WHITE
WITH DANDRUFF
Scalp Would Itch for Hours. Irritat-
ing Pimples, Then Small Sores.
Began to Become Bald. Cured
by Cuticura Soap and Ointment.

40 9TH Avenue, New York City
First my scalp became very. very dry and
would itch for hours at a time and could
not refrain from scratching it. Soon 1t be-
gan to have irritating pimples. and then
small sores and my hair camo out gradually
until began to become bald. Indeed my
head was unhghtly. My coat collar was
snowy white with dandruff. My face and
hands were also very bad with pimples.
II began trying different soaps. ointments
ETC., that were recommended me by differ-
emit ones, but with no beneficial results. until
friend noticed the ugly condition Of my
face and scalp and told me what Cuticura
Soap and Ointment had done for him. So
/ got q cake Of Cuticura Soap and some
Cuticura Ointment. began their use with
good warm water, llathering the scalp well
and then drying itlgood with a towel. then
massaging it thoroughly with Cuticura
Ointment In about one week the itching
and burning effects left me. 1t soon healed
up and 1t has remained SO and my hair
has grown back nicely now and is very soft.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment also cured my
pimples; they mastered all. Now 1 can
sleep comfortably and my face and hands
are soft as can be- (Signed) Samuel B.
Jones. Apr. 10. 1912.
A single cake OF Cuticura Soap csc. and
box OF Cuticura Ointment SOC. are often
SUFFICIENT when all else has failed. Sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
mailed free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. T, Boston,
~ Tender-faeed men should use CuticurA
Soap Shaving stick. 25c. Sample free.