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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
BURNED AND !TCHED BADLY

$50 Lincoln Park Blvd, Chicago, Ill.
"A year ago / received very severe
burn on my left arm. ! caught cold in
it and it was all sore and liberated.
The sore was as large as silver dol
lar. 1t was all red and inflamed and
had pus running out of it. | suffered
terribly from burning pain; could not
sleep for two weeks it burned and
itched so badly. I applied - Salve,
- Salve and a salve my druggist
recommended as his own, but got no
relief. I. then commenced using the
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. l bathed
the burned parts with Cuticura Soap
and applied the Cuticura Ointment on
linen bandage. got relief from tho
first, and my arm healed nicely. I was
soon able to be at work again. HAD ]
used Cuticura Soap and Ointment at
first l would have avoided lots of suf-
fering" (Signed) Harry Junke, Mar.
8, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept l., Boston"
ADV.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
Discouracinu a Vocalist.

Why q certain parrot never learned
to talk, Current Opinion tells in
these words:
Kerrigan went on a trip to South
America, and while there bought a
pretty Spanish parrot as present
for his friend O'Brien. He shipped
the bird to o ]rien at once, and when
he got back home, he said:
"Dinny, did we get the fine parrot
| stint we from Rio Joneiro?"
Il did that, Kerrigan, and 1 want to
tell We that l never put me teeth into
a tougher bird in me life!"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

luxe a cold water towel bath every
l,ofning, winter and summer. It is
these things that have kept me well
and strong. You could be lust as well
ana strong as / am If you would do as
do. ~ 90
You may ask, do never get sick,
nave | never had occasion to take
medicine at all? Yes, have got sick.
sometimes | feel little touch of eli
matlc trouble, like cold. malaria,
sligne catarrhal symptoms, but my
only medicine Is Peruna. always
keep bottle Of Peruna in the house.
l Keep bottle of Peruna on my desk
III my ONCE. Once in a while / take
some. | do not take it habitually.
rake 1t only when feel little out of
sorts One swallow will perhaps be
all that will be necessary, but it is
always handy by.
IL Is sorry sight to see the young
men of today begin to peter out phys
lcally when they ought to be in the
glory OF their manhood and the height
or their vigor Eat plain food. Live
frugally. Give up all weakening
habits. Live as God intended you to
AahS TSfuHt Wucu you 90 not
feel as we'll as usual
Ii you want me to I will send you
book which will tell you a great
many more things about yourself and
about matters that may be Of great
value to you Enclose a two-cent
stamp for postage and the book will
be sent in plain wrapper and you
will not be troubled with any follow
up letters or advertisements.
Peruna is for sale at all drug stores.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
IN A SHADOW.
invcterate Tea Drinker Feared Par.
alysis.

Steady use of either tea or coffee
often produces alarming symptoms as
the poison (caffeine) contained in
these beverages acts with more pc.
tency in some persons than in others.
Il was never a coffee drinker,'
writes an Ill. woman, "but tea drink
er. I was very nervous, had frequent
spells of sick headache and heart
trouble, and was subject at times to
severe attacks of bilious collie.
mo end of sleepless nights-would
have spells at night when my right
side would get numb and Jingle like
a thousand needles were pricking my
flesh At times / could hardly put my
tongue out of my mouth and my right
eye and ear were affected.
THE doctors told me l was liable to
become paralyzed at any time, so
was in constant dread. l took no end
of medicine-all to no good.
THE doctors told me to quit using
tea, but / thought I. could not live
without it--that it was my only stay.
| had been a tea drinker for twenty
five years; was under the doctors
care for fifteen.
About six months ago, finally
quit tea and commenced to drink
Postum.
81 have never had one spell of sick
headache since and only one light
attack OF bilious collie. Have quit hav-
ing those numb spells at night, sleep
we'll and my heart is getting stronger
all the time" Name given upon re-
quest.
Postum now comes in concentrated,
powder form, called Instant Postum
1t is prepared by stirring level tea.
spoonful in cup of hot water, addins
sugar to taste. and enough cream to
bring the color to golden brown.
Instant Postum is convenient;
there's no waste: and the favor is al
ways uniform. Sold by grocers every,
where.
A Soup trial tin mailed for grocer's
name and 2-cent stamp for postage
Postum Cereal Co. Ltd, Battle Greek
Mich
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
A GENEROUS GIFT
Free to Readers Of This Paper

Professor Munyon has just issued a
most useful almanac containing a number
of his best essays including the two won
derful articles, Don't BE Cipher" and
''The Power of Love-" The almanac also
contains illustrated instructions for Char
acter Reading, gives the meaning of your
birth month"; the Interpretation of dreams.
complete weather forecasts for the North
ern States, Pacific Slope and Southern
States. In fact, it is magazine almanac.
1t will be sent YOU absolutely free. With
it we will include any one full-size Csc.
Munyon Remedy, our Rheumatism REM
edy for rheumatism, our Kidney Remedy
biliousness or constipation. Not a penny
to pay. Address The Munyon Remedy
Company, Philadelphia, Pa.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
WHY INCUBATOR CHICKS DIE
Too Late for Answer.

Henry Watterson, the wellknown
American journalist, told this story at
a recent dinner party:
''One day when / was the city edi-
tor of small newspaper, fine tar-
key was left at the office. We all
hankered after the bird, but the editor
finally claimed it, took it home, and
had it cooked for dinner. The next
day a letter was handed in to him,
which he opened and read:
Mr.. Editor sent you turkey
yesterday, which had been the cause
of much dispute among us. To settle
a bet, will you please state in tomor-
rows issue what the turkey died Of" .
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

men of today have inst enc, young
,eoms as you describe. What docs - =
mean? what ooes II
ala ooS al me. | am eighty-two years
~ 2ouho as a nut Tough as hick.
t;roa D U, not know what it is to be
n .heu "hlie | cannot do as much
pnyslcal work as l used to when q
gouhg man. | can Go a great deal
rooaply twice as much as the aver.
age young man of today.
WHAT has kept me so strong and
wen! | will tell you. | do not use
'toDacco. | do not use alcoholic slim.
, u do not use tea or coffee
haoltually. go to bed early. ] get
up early | am always doing some.
.hing; something that occupies nv
'pody and mind. love to work
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
a Rebel Verse.

A rebel soldier, after burying a fed.
eral who had been killed during one
of those sanguinary engagements
which terminated in the retreat OF the
Union army from before Richmond,
fixed a shingle over the grave bearing
this inscription:
THE Yankee hosts, with blood-stained
hands,
Came southwark to divide our lands.
This narrow and contracted spot
Is all that this poor Yankee GOT
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
They Got Left.

John and Betty, aged five and four
years. had started on railway jour.
Aey witty their parents on Monday, but
feachgu the station just In time to
near the engineer ring his bell ana see
the train pull out of the station. Ieav.
ing the family behind.
Next Sunday John and Betty were
started out on the way to Sunday
school. When they were half way
there the bell rang, and presently they
came regretfully back.
I'VE got left" they announced.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
Got His Answer.

Standing by the entrance of large
estate in the suburbs of Dublin are
two huge dogs carved out of granite.
An Englishman going by in a hack
thought he would have some fun with
the Irish driver.
How often, Jack. do they feed those
two big dogs?"
Whenever they bark, SIR was the
straight-faced reply.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

w. u. smith. der. Dodd's Kidney
Pills cured me of that and the Kidney
Trouble. take Dodd's Kidney Pills
now to keep from having Backache. l
am II years old and a farmer. You are
at liberty to publish this testimonial,
and you may use my picture in con-
nection with it," Correspond with Mr..
Smith about this wonderful remedy.
Dodd's Kidney Pills, soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodd's Medicine Co.
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and reci-
pes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
Healthy Old Age Is What
Dr. Hartman Advocates

S e g h are,
young man. ]
heard you com.
planning the
other day of be-
Ing n ervous,
sleepless, brain
ragged, and the
like. A young
man. hardly in
the zenith OF
your life, com
planning of such
things!
And this Is
very CO m mon
TOO. You are
not the only
one. Pro b ably
three out of four
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
4 MlsnEREllL DISCOVERY.

Tn .bis age of research and experiment, ali nature
Is by the scierti fic tort ne
f man Science has indeed ulaoe giant
49, 10 ~ century, and among the-hy no means
ieast i'm Observation-Disclosures in meuicne Is tnat ot
nay NON which has been used with great Success IN
trh HOS pitaS and that it is worthy the ATTENTION
81 thnse who suffer from kidney, bladder nervous
chronic WEI, kneSseS. ulcers skin eruptionS
MS ~ there is no dogbt In tact itSeets evioent
knrnl the big stir created amongst LII
80 = SLIM is destined to east into obiN
az n nuestionable remedies that were formerly me
s raftanra III medical mon. lt Is OF course NUS
@ ~. t snfferers all should like 10 tell them
IN his short article: but those who wona taSS ~ ~
a. =. more about this remedy that has eneceo 80
- ,,xve might almost say. tnlrcn,ons ~ p.
III ,i,i ssrei addressed envelope for tRhE oooS q
s 81. s,,ers Ned Co. HSyerstocS Road, Ham pste5u
.v aud decide fort " - sa's g
S fsrs,re n, Remedy 18TH RaPtON'' No L. No :
New ~ nae REQUIRE and have been seeking
o. tn .uring life of mi sery suneTinS III hsaAta
- nninsss Therapion IS sold by dragglSts OF
~ an 81 isl FouCera Co. 30 Beekuian ST. New iofk
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
For the Band to Play.

The regimental band was playing
on the parade grounds in front of the
coloners quarters. when the colonels
orderly Ga Germany came in great
haste to the bandmaster and said:
der general says hat der band to
blay der 'Sthar Speckeled Bandan
ma"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
Cruel to BE Kind.

What makes you carry that horri-
BILE shrek machine for an automobile
signal?"
For humane reasons replied Mr..
Chuggins. IF l can paralyze a per-
son with fear, he will keep still and
can run to one side of him.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

not think | would be
alive today if it
were not for Dodd's
X / d n ey Pills. I
strained my back
about forty years
ago, which left it
very weak. I was
troubled with infiam-
nation of the blad-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
No Pity.

Belle-How do you know their
honeymoon is over?
Beulah-Why, did you notice? She's
begun cooking for him in the chatting.
dish.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
How II Would Work.

What would you do if I shos q get
killed." asked a bunkmate OF his
chum.
st would have you stuffed"
Yves, and then II you got mad at
anything l guess you would kick the
stufing out of me-"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
Corrected.

''Biiggins always knows the latest
story"
Not the latest" replied Miss Cay
enne,, YEARLY, 'the longest. Wash
ington Star.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

Some girls are so eager to thunfp a
piano they can't wait to wash the
dishes
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
A GRATEFUL OLD MAN.

Mr.. w. D. Smith, Ethel, Ky, writes:
II have been using Dodf's Kidney Pills
for ten or twelve years and they have
done me a great deal of good. | do
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

Constipation causes many serious diseases.
IL is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. One laxative, threr for
cathartic. ADV.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
Wrong Idea.

'"TaIk is cheap"
evidently you don't pay telephone
bills"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

And platonic friendship frequently
makes a noise like a filtration.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

Speaking Of human dynamos."
there is a man who has everything
charged
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

Mrs. Winsiows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc bottle.Ax
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
w. N. u, MINIATURES, NO. 12-1s1s.
Were Only Bent.

Were Only Bent.
She weighed only ESQ, so that when
sided very gently. A polite shop
keeper came out to assist her to rise
from box of his best new-laid eggs
ooh, l do hope / have not broken
them!"Ashe cried.
mot at all, madam" said the polite
one; they are only bent"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

ONLY One "BROnIO OUTNISE"
THAT is LAXATIVE BROMO QUlNlHE Look
Tor The signature of E w. GROVE Cures Cold
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

silence is college yell of the
school of y<s4 ITnce.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

Write for book saving young chicks. Send us
names of friends that use incubators and get
book free. Raisall Remedy Co.. Blackwell, Okla.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-24
Senator Owen to Begin for
the Committee on
Own Bill
TALK WILL LAST
ALL THE WEEK
Important Railroad Hearing
Before Interstate Commerce
Commission Begins To-day

| Washington, Nov 24.--Both houses of
Congress met Saturday for brief sessions
that developed considerable interest.
At the north end of the capitol a start
was made with the currency bill, which
now stands as unfinished business by
unanimous vote Chairman Owen OF
the banking and currency committee
went through with the formalities of
presenting the bill and the reports, ar
rangements having been entered into
to prevent parliamentary wrangle be-
tween the committee factions. He will
unlimber to-day for his opening speech.
Many senators are studying the rival
texts, and familiarizing themselves with
existing differences. Incidentally, fay
orable report was made Saturday on a
bill of Senator Poindexter TO authorize
states to establish legal machinery for
electing senators by popular vote under
the latest constitutional amendment.
The House listened to an entertaining
speech on conservation by Albert John
son of Washington state who used to be
a good police reporter in Washington
city. II also considered proposed APP
preparation to eradicate jack rabbits and
blileI hludIeu pests On IhtfpHdl iOitsLSs
as proposed by Representative Addison
Il. Smith of Idaho many years a con-
gressional clerk here.
Railroad men are gathering for an inn
portant hearing, set for to-day, before
the interstate commerce commission. 1t
is to determine whether eastern railroads
shall be allowed to increase their freight
rates 5 per cent. Louis d. Brandeis of
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-24

game on the stadium gridiron here Sat
urday by score OF Is toNo. All OF
Harvard's points were due to the SUI
perb kicking of Brickley. He sent the
oval flying above the crossbar on five
separate occasions, four goals being the
result OF drop kicks and one being driv-
en- across the mark from placement.
Yale's points resulted from a success
full drop kick from the 3s-yard line by
Guernsey in. the second period and a
safety by O'Brien, Harvard's right end,
in the first period, the latter play be-
ing of an ivory nature which hardly will
be forgotten by the present generation
of football fans. O'Brien picked up a
ball that had been kicked against one
of the goal posts and had bounded back
into the gridiron, and before any one
could get O'Briens thinking apparatus
in proper working order he had trotted
over the goal line, where he placed the
ball down amid wild shouts of laughter
from thousands of Yale men, who could
not believe their eyes.
But Brickley's magnificent kicking put
Yale out of it, so much so that the
New Haven crowd filing out of the stad-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-24

Boston, something of pet of the inter.
state commerce commission, will serve as
its special counsel Much is supposed to
depend upon the decision of the com
mission in this case. The railroads as.
sert that they cannot long continue op.
erations upon the present basis and that
far-reaching benefits would ensue if their
prayer Tor higher freight charges were
granted.
With the death of Commissioner John
II. Marble yesterday President Wilson
will have the nomination at an early
date OF three members of this commits
sion. These new members will have no
small influence upon the work of the
commission. The president is considering
the situation very carefully with full
knowledge of the important work the
commission performs and Of the charac-
ter OF the men who have served there
and given the commission its high pres
tige
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-24
FOOTBALLS TOLL, IA DEAD.
My Two Fatalities in Colleges--17s
Players Hurt.

Chicago, Nov. "a Fourteen killed and
IS injured players comprise the levy
Nacted by football during the season of
9l3, which practically closed with Sat
rday's games. This record of fatali-
les exceeds that of 1912, when thirteen
layers met death and lS3 were injured.
These figures are taken from press re-
orts. which aften do not give the fun
lumber of injured. The I75 injured rep
csent only those who were incapacitated
Of several days at least.
Only two college players were killed.
ernon Belyea, left hslfback on the Nor
,ieh university team, was the first VIC
il Of the season During round end
IN in game with Holy Cross on Sep
cinber "a, Belyea was tackled and
brown heavily to the ground He was
arried from the field and was found
Q lave broken spine. He died three
iays later.
Homer II. Wray, a student at Gettys-
urg college, died Friday night from the
fleets. of an injury received in a foot
Wll game between the Gettysburg and
dickinson college reserve teams at Car.
isle three weeks ago. Wray's chest was
urt. Assesses formed in the lungs and
aused death.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-24

like smallpox corpuscles. / rubbed them
with rough cloth, they itched so. They
blended together and made sores about the
size OF a nickel and scabbed over. My cloth
Ing irritated the sores so that put damp
handkerchief next to them. Some said it
was the itch and others the hives.
II took several treatments but got no
relief. was suffering for over six weeks
when began with the Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. / washed myself with Cuticura
Soap and hot water every night and when I
had dried myself rubbed the Cuticura
Ointment thoroughly In and to my astonish-
ment by the end Of week the whole trouble
had disappeared and the old skin brushed
of. have not had a sign of spot on my
body since. Signed G. w. Charles. Nov
8, 1912.
Cuticura Soap 25c. and Cuticura Ointment
50c. are sold everywhere. Liberal sample OF
each mailed free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Ad-
dress postcard "Cuticura. Dept T, Boston.
HS-Men who shave and shampoo with Gu
ticura Soap viii find 1t best for skin and scalp.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-24
TITLE FOR HARVARD.
It's Victory Over Yale Puts Team at Top
Chicago Champion of Middle States.

Harvard is champion of the East. It's
victory over the wearers. OF the blue
Saturday at the Cambridge stadium
leaves little doubt on this question. The
Crimson was superior throughout, out
playing Yale in every department OF
the game. While this annual contest be-
tween the big universities of the East
was going on, other important contests
We're being played. AT Hartford, Trim
ity took Wesleyan's number with two
touchdowns, while Holy Cross had a
walk-away with Worcester tech" in
their annual contest. Springfield held
the Army to two touchdowns, while
scoring one itself. Out in the West,
Chicago easily made Wisconsin victim
and thereby captures the title OF the
middle states Missouri took Kansas
number with field goal in the annual
battle between the teams. The scores:
AT Cambridge, Mass.-Harvard 10,
Yale 3.
At Hartford, Conn. Trinity IA, Yves.
leyan O.
At West Point, N. Y.-Army IA,
Springfield T.
At Worcester, Mass.Holy Cross 10,
Worcester "Tech" 0.
At Annapolis, Md.-Navy 4s, New
York university 0.
At Chicago, Chicago 10, Wiscon-
in O.
At Syracuse. n. Y.Carlisle 35, syria
ise o.
At South Bethlehem. Pa Lehigh 7,
ifayette 0.
At Columbia, Mo.--Missouri 8, Kan
0:
AT Lewsburg. Pa. Bueknell IA, Muh-
aburg 6.
At Pittsburg. Pa. -fiaverford 10, Car
gle q
At Bloomington, Ind. Purdue AZ, In
lana 7.
At Columbus, o.--ohio State IS,
Northwehsn-u O.
At Champaign, Minnesota 10, Hi
ois 0.
At ST. Louis, No. Notre Dame 20,
bristian Brothers 7.
At Lincoln. Neb.--Nebraska II, Iowa 0.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-24

ium after the combat was over found
consolation in the belief that without
Brickley Harvard would have tasted de-
feat.
Whether such result would have
come to pass or not is a mere matter
of conjecture. But 1t cannot be denied
that Brickley's goal kicking helped the
Crimson to victory which was devoid
of anything that looked like a Harvard
touchdown.
Brickley's first successful goal was a
drop kick from the 25-yard line in the
first period, Right on top of this came
the bone played by 0'Brien, which made
the score to 2 in Harvard's favor when
the period ended.
IL was in the second period that Brick
ley drove the ball from placement on
the 39-yard line squarely between the
posts, and increased the figures to to 2.
Before the period was over, however,
Otis Guernsey electrified the crowd,
which numbered at least $4,000 persons,
by executing a marvellous drop kick
for goal, which put old Yale only one
point behind.
With the score 6 to in Harvard's
favor when the second half began, Brick
ley, aided Of course by enough attack
ing power to work the ball within strik-
ing distance of. Yale's goal posts, drop
kicked two more goals, one from the 81
and the other from the 3l-yard mark,
achievements that enabled Harvard to
enter the final quarter with the score
IL to 8 against the bulldog.
Just to make it an even Ave Brick.
ley succeeded with another drop kick
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-24
IT'S PRESIDENTS TURKEY.
Horace vose of Westerly, R. l., Keep'
Up uCstom of Sending One.

Westerly r. l., Nov 24-The turkey
that President Wilson will eat on
Thanksgiving day was shipped from
Westerly Saturday. Horace Vose is the
donor of the bird as he has been ever
since Grants day. Other men have tried
at various times TO take the honor away
from Uncle Horace, but he only laughs
when he hears of such attempts.
Friday the big bird was alive but
Saturday he was picked and cleaned fit
for the family gathering at the White
House, and Vose is as sure as ever that
it will be the Rhode Island turkey which
Mr.. Wilson and his family viii eat.