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ROSES. ROSES. RosEs...

Regular value sl.O0 and $50:
special prices soc and .5c per dozen
until further notice. American
Beauties included. Guaranteed
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Your neighbor will tell you why
the Famous Is crowded with custom
crs daily.
The chronicle=news., 1913-10-17

We have made our profit by buy
Ing the Famoua. Therefore we sell
good merchandise cheaper than you
ever bought before. :
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n you believe In making n dollar
70 the farthesi. you Will visit tho
Famous. =
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BIRTH RECORD

Mr.. and Mrs. Jake Hernberg. Of
202 TilIotson street. are the parents
Of a ten pound boy. born today.
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n you want IN ~ busy store.
visit tho Fsnsas. s
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03
THREE HUNDRED
MORE BIBLES
Intelligence Receives the Final Con-
sisnment OF Bibles-OHered
at Rare Bargain.

Sdnday. the Intelligence received a
consignment Of COO Bibles. from one
~ the largest eastern Publishing
houses which Will he offered while
they last 20 the readers Tor the sam
~ Si.+s and i've coupons clipped from
this paper. The ln~telliE,ncer has sold
NOR" than 2.uuu - these looks To- their
acc and all are delighted with a..
Tho book could not be purchased at
hook stores for less than $3.50. u Is
tn" only Bible ~ its kind on the mar
kct and for tho reason OF Us Illus
trt,ioEs draws the children 20 read ~.
WIFI" they last fli9. send our order
Do today
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03
CHARTERS

CHARLESTON. March 1.-The fol-
lowing charters have been issued bv
Secretary of State Reed:
Carney. jackson & Enoch. OF Par
kersburg. W. Va. general furniture
and undertaking business. deal in mus
lcal instruments. Authorized capital.
$4,000. Incorporators: Charles :.
jackson. G.. {. Enoch. George ". Car
ney. Myrtle VI. Miller. Mary $. Jack
son. and VI. w. Mullen. executor or
burg
Pomeroy Orchard and Live Stock
company. OF Point Pleasant. W. Va.
10 grow fruit. and raise n deal in
i've stock in Meigs county, Ohio. An
thorized capital. $4,000. Incorpora-
valdez. of Point Pleasant. W. Va. X.
H.. Burdett. r. 7. Burdett and Carrie
IL. Burdett. of PomerOy, q.
Allyn Investment company. OF 20
South LaSalle street. Chicago. III, TO
deal in stocks. bonds. securities. etc
po%rators: Q. l.. WilkersOn. T. y. Jack.
J. F. Newman. j. F. Medsker. Of 81.
Louis. Mo-. and L. y. Lehew. OF Clay
ton Mo.
Glass Produce ompan OF Wells
burg. W Va. 20 manufacture and deal
4N EldSSN dTf. AuInOrlEe0 capital.
1850. 200. OF which 800. 900 is preferred
and $3.50. 100 common stock. The in
corporators are: Ellis J.. S~teinhardt.
Irving u. S%teinhardt. Robert l.. Noah,
Jesse de Sofa Mendes. and L. Stoffer,
all Of 30 Church street. New York.
Warrington Printing OF
Warrington. ". Va. 10 publish news
paper and do general printing. Au.
thorized capital. $1,000. lncorpora.
tors William Gibson. r. \. Kramer,
G. VI sharp and q r. Kee. Of Ma
linton. and y y. ArbOcast. Of Durbin.
". Va.
Demo oil and Gas company. a..
Ciarksburg. W. Va. TO drill for oil and
cas in Harrison county. Authorized
capital. $4,000 lncorporators. W.
Castor. G. T Arreft. G.. Y. Ogden. !.
NJ Garrett and J. VI. White. all 81
ClarhsburE
Panhandle Agricultural Club. ~
Bethany. " Va. To develop aRricul-
tural resources. 10 foster the best COM
mcrC!al. social and material interests.
orc Among the incorporators are
Paul O Revmann. George 4. Laugh
I'm. ~ : Sands. Of Wheeling: :. ".
Jacobs. J y Ashton, Short Creek.
W. Va. Or T. ~ Werlich. + 6 Liz
gett. q T. Waugh. Of Wellsburg. ".
Va and others
cal ?. Young
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03
ALL is QUIET
In THE STRIKE
DISTRICTS NOW
Miners and Soldiers Are harmonious
N~eighbors at MuckIow.

PAINT CREEK JUNCTION. w. Va.
March In the bull pen" Of the
strike one here and AZ several other
of the mining settlements are still be-
ing held about Too prisoners a. the re
suit Of the killing Of armed mine
guards and deputies a. the battle OF
Mucklow. which was fought between
the armed strikers and guards last
months. and during which Il Is esti-
mated that between - and 3o men lost
their lives. Since the night Of that
memorable battle quiet has been tho
rule IN the strike zone for the reason
that shortly afterwards the West \lr-
ginia militia were rushed to the scene
W trouble The indications now are
hat the most serious Of the troubles.
30 far as the killing of guards and
strikers Is concerned. is a thing Of the
past.
The armed strikers are still hiding
in the fastncsS OF the mountains and
canyons. They hay" not made their
appearance at any time since the
troops were brought into the zone.
only on rare occasions. They are rc-
naming quiet and orderly. al the re-
quest OF their counsel. pending a de
Cision OF The supreme Court a. 10 the
jurisdiction OF the military court.
which. AZ the instance OF retiring GOV
drnOr Glas~cock. elected To tr. m.
prisoners who hay" been arrested by
them OF charges OF conspiracy. whirh
emanatoi out Of the killing OF tho
mine guards.
Some Of the Prisoners.
Included In this collection Of pris.
oners are Mother Jones. Editor Bos-
wnaHr amH
leaders who were extremely active in
the strike zor" h"for" and after the
battle Of NuckloW.
There D. uo gain-dyir@ fa. fact
that the strikers back iu tho hills.
with their high power rifles and Won.
derful kroNl.dEr of the c)uufr,. will
prove a formidable ounu. t1 tho
troops if troubi, starts again For
This reasou 70 i- believed that con.
ciliatOry method viii prevail and
attempts mad" on taa part o.. some
Of b state official bDfor" Tho end
Of the coming week. 100 arb.tratr th.
% between Thee -frIkers and opcr
ators.
on this point Go.aru.r...,t Hat
field. vino 90 Do" irIucf,I mo on.c,
on Tun.uIy n..t. .ls ..r..l. d.
clarod him ..i. fi. wont uu record
when fh" Pant taI coffin ,r...
trouble n'~. 2 their worst fI.-
such a. cofgiffu. of Affair. .n r. -.r
po-rdlE civilized fomWur.f. ID
crying a-rtDn fp 'h- .'ifn and thai
when I" hal f'. authority i. 800.
going fn tfr" 'H' W.fl- o. r....t,
the critical .ifIaftur
Has Confidence - ~.
Prom Tho Hrf.HU. r. f.. r.. ...
eTnOr 'r 'tr past fY d... t..r. .r
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Funeral services over the remains OF
thr late William r Krc.E Will hr held
from the heu1sl Undertaking parlorS
this morning 1T 10 St u-ctuck. Rev. ".
\ Werner Will Ice the officiating minis
ter and interment Will bc made ia Mt
Wood cemetery.
The death OF Mr.. krslg was due -
burns which he received when fire broke
out ia ms Jew elrN store on Main street
recently. For several days after he had
received the burns he refused To DE
taken 10 the hospital and consented
only after ~ was too late. HIS death
occurred on SATURDAY.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03

An article must have exceptional
merit 20 survive for "a period 81 forty
Years 'hamhorlain's Cough Remedy
was nrst offered to the public IN 49,.
Prom O. small beginning n has growu
IN favor and popularity until % has
attained a world wide r-pUtat on You
will md nothing better Tor q cough or
cold. Try 81 and YOU viii understand
WHY 10 IS a %fav"rito after 20 period 90
NOR" than forty years. DO not only
gives r'icf-it cures. For sa., Us all
druggists.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03

LENVENWORTH. Kan. March =
plaf \ Tvc'fmoc and Eugene s.
CLANCY. both ~ san Francisco. two %
tho labor leaders convicted AZ indian
apulis last December on charges BY
th" government ~ c%onsuiriuE On fhe
iIlcra' transportation ~ explosives
wore released m bonds from the fed
oral prison here late today.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03
BOOM GARRISON

WASITTNGTON. u g.. March p
Justice charles Grant ~ the supreme
court ~ New Jersey. was put forward
today as q possible secretary oS war
by the cabinet makers incoming Rep
rescntafives who know him said today
that tn" appointment was quite like.
D,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03
Arbenz ohsenuisa.

The funeral services over the remalns
~ the late Miss Augusta Arh.uz. jaugu-
ter o. Mrs Augusta and the late SOLO
mon Arh"uz. whose death occurred Fri
itN afternoon. Viii be u"id from ffe
ia.-l, It-id-u,s Do Edgwopi tlIs after
noon 80 so o'clock. lntrrmeut VIII be
I..iI. j. Greenwnnl crmeterN.
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obsequ:es.

TIE last sad rites over tho remains
~ t." late Miss Margaret Gallagher.
~ 's- death occurred at the home or her
parents. corner Of Vine and Eclmout
streets. last Friday. viii Ice held from
tue place " death this afternoon ~ .
InnLren.l nnmntnrN
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03

The remains 90 the late James \ Mui-
iarA"y who passed away on FRIDAY
evening. VIII boz, held from the family
reSldeu,e on M'Colloch street. TINS
morning az $50 o'clock. Requiem hiEu
mass VIII be celebrated IN the Church
"f 'a, Immaculate Conception II .
o'clock and intermeut viii he made IN
Mt. calvary cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03

pears to be little doubt that when he
jumps into the breach he will get
action and get il quick. lie has the
confidence or both the labor leaders
and the heads OF the corporations.
and those who have been in close
contact with him during the recent
Political battles r confident hat h.
Will restore order out of chaos in
the Cabin and Paint Creek mining
districts.
There are still 20 officers and men
oi the militia in the field and all are
anxious To return To their homes. II
Is believed that Immediately after
Governor Iathcld'S Inauguration he
viii take up the strike situation. and
the troops are confident that before
the end Of the coming week they wit
have been ordered 70 their homes and
peace will he restored for some time
To come.
t." camps OF the STRIKERS along PAIN.
ff'''. ear o. I"a. sfI aspect ir EVERY
'n~r ~ -" word T." women uu. ,rI-
Ifeu "H" were ordered 20 leave 2 U...
!lE'f'rt H'l = '"rHnol SEVERAL ve-..- ago.
" ON '1" ~" = Uo one w.. safe. ftv.
% returned The officials 80 'r. miners
"r-Inizttsur- -tt 'hut t.ut supplies are
I"iilfNl IUFt" rII- 90 tho t-.I.
between O." Irm"i mine guards
H'' f.Ht fyr0u'rlr was fh- fl.'
"-" Killed during 90" hat-l- o..
d" k''N '-v- been hurI'.I Iu! tIrr
-i "~ marked on -" wuuutt'rSii.~
"H~i i"N many grave fl.r" aye .< not
known TIL leader 90 the striker w!.
Yell 10 ha'ti. That t@.rrihI. Htv t-I .f.ht
N'lt ''r VIII Ties reveal Gle. Ii-ntltv or
lost BIS Hf" rh~ hcit,~ were an car
firi many miles back INTO ~. noun
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03

appraised value OF plants. inventions.
etc. The commissioner points out
several alleged excessive valuations.
but says that the value of the prop
critics plus the cash capital covered
substantially 80 per cent. of the capi
tai stock issued. n holds that a fair
value Tor good will" which was not
included in the assets. would likely
have met the remaining 10 per cent.
Excessive valuation. the commits
sioner particularly points out. was
placed upon the ore leases OF the
Deering Harvester Company. II was
appraised at S1.f63.1 $50. estimated by
Mr.. Conant To- have been s.. 900
too high Al that time. These ore
Valuations. he adds. caused much dis
satisfaction mon the combined in
~ter"sts themselves. especially the
McCormiCks.
II Is important 20 consider" the
report declares. that the bankers
who dominated the oryaniza.iun O.
the International Harvester Company
also organized the United state.
steel Corporation. officers of which
had oulJ q few weeks before in i'm
Iort;G litigation then pending
against that company submitted AMI
davitS TO the effect that the value %
It's ore. taking leaseholds and fee IN
discriminatory. was 100000. 900. or
approximately 81 per ton. Mr.. Perk.
ius. 10 whom was left rhe appraisal
OF these ore properties. and who was
also chairman or tho finance commits
tee OF the steel corporation. was
therefore in no position to DENY an
excessive valuation for this DeerinE
are"
Mccormick Talks
CHICAGO March 2-Cyrus r. Nc
tormic-. president OF the information
al harvester company. when advised
OF the allure OF the report of the Com
missioner Of corporations on the OPP
Grating methods of the International
Harvester company. touieht issued tie
following statement in par,
For the bureau OF corporations 70
make Us report on the International
Harvester company o. this time is
manif'~'lv uulli- u appears m rho
midst az thc governments law euit.
and within 800 days ~ tho beginning
az 'le evidence OF fhc comuany The
bureau has considered tine govcrr4
m"ut's evidence It refuses 10 wait
fur fh" company evidence which viii
di=pfoN" every ch1rr" Dr misconduct
which fha lgr,iu mIt.-
Th" report rrhrar~,s old charges.
which 10 frd+ aro mainly untrue but
which b. Iacr fh" courage and caudur
uncGI .voctI|y 'o d,ut
I'u' oven so. d. Justified The com
paur with respect 'o ih" fundamental
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goes to show that tho stories q bad
feeling existing between tn troops and
strikers and she territory being on a par
Win heliEtr"ut Mexico durlnC the Iast
month are gross exagycrations.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03
HARVESTER TRUST
tco9tinuod from FIRST Pass.)

tco9tinuod from PRS, Pags.)
among themselves the formation OF
this combination and were active in
bringing IL about
Morgan Acts Corporation.
Great resources came 10 The com
lanF. % - asserted. through the rom
Dlhailon. the financial support OF i T.
Morgan n COMPANY. ifs fiscal
agents. and large loans secured from
John 3D. B~ochriylicr, tat~herirlaw a..
a member OF the Mccormick family
which owns a .lrCo portion Of the to-
TAI stock o. p corporation
These exceptional resources. Mr..
t"naut maintains not only enable the
nary ter COMPANY 10 secure the
economies Of la-E,-scalc operations.
which. as a rule. Civ" it marked adj
N~autases in manufacturing costs. bat
also nablc D. 10 maintain q very
elaborate selling organization. bN var.
tue az the variety and extent of lis
business. Furthermore. they give l.
a great advantage in extending credits
- purchasers. du exceedingly impOr.
tam feature of tie .arm-machluery in
dustry"
Buy Competitors.
Between 1870" and 1901. the com
pany Is declared 10y th" Commissions r
TO have acquired secretly. control OF
-. VI. Osborne 4 CO.. its Chiof CONNIE
ttor. the Mimi" Harvester
the Auitmau-Milier Co. and the KEYS
tone 60. Fhcs" are referred 10 as
bogus Independence The secret
control Of the Osborne the
report says. Mas maintained Tor nearly
iNu years. Wh!l" l. was being adIcr-
tLs"d AS an independent concern.
: These representations. lt is alleged,
were supported 10y its managers IA
worn statements ;hat ~ was an iudr
pendent COMPANY. Two OF the Caief
stockholders uf fh" Osborne company,
Mr. tOnauf Odds. agreed 20 refrain
from engaging INDEPENDENTLY Boo %,
same lines ui business Tor 10 years
lN" report avs trIt tle Harvester
company claim that III" ownership
Was concealed iu some cases merely
20 facilitate the Liquidation % mo
oI ouuc' RI DE- nor REGARDED by tun
Eur'aI OF Corporation, as o. II-'if.I.
flru OF Tho prd'fic"
These acquisitions. me report con.
t'nu"e. Vcr followed Dos th. compauy
extending it- Manufacture from suc..
harvesting machinery a- grain binder
aud NOV rs to the -o-Callrd new lines
%. farming tools such as tIIlarp im.
ll'rtu- Wfuur. ~pr'iIct-. farm
waEOu. gasoline euslu"-fr1cfor- aI,
' cream ~sruarat0rs CumpuIsiou o.
dealers fp AXE tho company new
.T'- d.. r'f-on of if- m~uuDpllstIt
cnifr.i ~ harvesting machines. say
tu' commissioner BIAS been attempt
sU with flDr. or joss -urD'.e Cos fhr
luwn.u' representatives
Competitive methods employed D..
f.r harvester CoWp.u! Mir Conan
500 ares. have been rIn subject OFT
U.'u complaint K'-friirg fhH chars.
THAT fI" company lH. made ZOO Dfort
"'I" au undue proportion %
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03
The Perfect Baby
Of The Future
ASimple Method That Has a Wonderful
Influence upon The Future Infant.

Tn ur.t zen rHf t~ ssf fr = v4rfe~frt
r-m~'r fam"Iar Oh miay r.r~r - M.fhrfs
ir'HHf
10 is m1re e.oqueu' On DO scuu msn al
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03
A TALK TO WHEELING MOTHERS
ABOUT GROUP AND COLD TROUBLES

Tire New Treatment win Fresh Eir
and H~0fsep'- Vapors That Dors
Away With o. urf0ur Internal Frd
cfnes. Flannel Jackets. &c.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-03-03
william Rre1g.

mcnts Will not be made until his return
TO tins CITY.
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among themselves the formation OF
mis- combination n were active in
bringing II about"
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1913-09-25
j. R. GIDDENs FOR TREASURER

Rev. j. R. Giddens of Eagle town
ship announces in this issue Of the
Log CABIN Democrat his candidacy
for the Office of treasurer of Faux
ner county, subject to the action of
the Democratic party. Mr. Giddens
was elected to this position in 1906
and re-elected without opposition in
1908. Two years ago he was a can
didate for representative and so close
did ne come to winning that the re-
suit was not known until the official
count was made, showing him to
have lost the nomination by about a
dozen votes. He has taught school
in many of the rural districts of the
county and for many years has
preached in rural churches through
out the county, so that his acquain-
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1913-09-25
NOTES OF \ .
~ SCIENCE Mi
TMN AND
Y INVENTlON~ -

Tie French army will purchase no
fewer than $50 aeroplanes during 1912
Tests OF human bones show them
Dry
An Italian university professor
Gains to have found radium in or
binary dew.
A noseless aeropiane being tried
out by the British army is SO quiet that
It's motor cannot be heard so yards
way,
German postal authorities are ex-
otrmenting with a small three-wheei'
-. automobile for the use of letter
.-rriers
An ingenious German baker utiij,
4ss q windmill to mix and knead his
Dread as well as to grind his grain
mo -four.
in Siam there are three kinds OF
crape fruits, all seedless. One kind
HAS red meat Two kinds are sweet
md one is sour.
1t requires five big volumes to &C
commodate a new condensed dtction-
AIRY for the blind, printed at Vienna
rom raised type.
DR. J II. Smith is said to have in
= .nted . Photographic printing paper
earable of reproducing in natural col
-ve from suitable negatives.
Japanese scientists are expexment
% win the ginseng plant in the hope
ramriug in -four, or Ave years
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1913-09-25
MAKE SOLID GOLD CASTINGS
curing Fleece of Metal Which Is
Free from al BloWhoies.

C3y ALBERT f. BISH5t IN The Stlen-
tific Americana
Dentists have very clever method
OF making solid gold castings. A train
OF gears is employed, which revoives
d spindle that carries two jointed
arms. The outer end Of one arm has
an Enclosure where the little mold is
placed, while the other arm carries
Counterbaance Just in front OF the
mold is a fireclay block, followed to
receive the gold which is melted with
the blowpipe. The gearing is rapidly
worked by hand, revolving the melted
gel, which is forced very quickly into
the mold Owing TO centrifugal force,
very solid and clean-cut casting is
made. which is free from blowholes
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1913-09-25

spokes in the preliminaEies yesterday.
From a battle field entertaining a
scant army of 10 pigskin chasers,
Hendricks contingent now consists of
35 stalwart braves. With every prac-
tice new men appear on the field, and
before another week passes there will
be half hundred men clamoring for
admittance to the practice grounds.
Out of this half-hundred aspirants
Headrick will select II men who will
mop up" with everything they meet.
Never before in the history of foot
ballism at Hendrix College have pros
poets been so encouraging to the
coach. Heretofore, if enough men
for two teams could be persuaded to
come out on the battle field Hendrix
chances for a winning team jumped
above par. With enough players in
Uniform for four teams on the field
crely afternoon, among them being
some of the best football material OBJ
tainable, there are no reasons why
Hendrix College should not easily cop
the championship Of Arkansas this
year
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1913-09-25
Man Made of fiorseshoes.

Some years ago Mr.. Douglas, the
village smith of Eleensburg, Wash,
set to work to construct a giant figure
of a man out of the old horseshoes
which he accumulated in the course
of his work. Up to date he has COM
pleted the legs, which are composed
of no fewer than thirty-five thousand
shoes. Mr.. Douglas is beginning to
wonder if he will ever finish the figure,
as the coming of the motor has had
an appreciate effect upon the shoe
Ing trade and materials for this quaint
they used to do. The smiths horse
shoe man. even In its incomplete
form, is one of the sights OF the town
Wide World.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1913-09-25
BISHOP k|LC0 TO
Pk[AIH SUNDAY
From Fridays Daily

From Fridays Daily
Bishop Joseph c. Kilgo of Durham,
N. c., who has been in Arkansas for
several days, meeting the presiding
elders of the NJ. E. church, south, in
this state, has accepted an invitation
to deliver the opening sermon for
Hendrix College at the Methodist
church in this city next Sunday morn
ing at II o'clock. This will be Bishop
Kilgo's first visit to Conway and he
will doubtless be heard by a large
congregation.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1901-1982, 1913-09-25
BROTHERS HORRID THINGS
Dinner for the Eminent German
Count Was Successful Until
They Spoiled It.

The Jones girl had been abroad and
had come home cultivated. The Jones
family bore it with a resigned pride
until they learned that the eminent
Baron Hofsuneigener, recently ar
rived in Harlem from the upper cir
Giles of Berlin, was coming to dine.
We've lived twenty-seven years
in Harlem and this hasn't happened
before" said Mrs. jones. 81 feel as
though I didn't know just where to
begin"
Begin with the oysters said
Jane, "as usual Only father must
speak to the boys. l don't want the
baron to acquire Grass opinion Of
American youth"
The night Of the baron's dinner
came. Mrs. Jones appeared in old lace
and a nervous expression, Mr.. Jones
unduly reminiscent OF the time he
met Carl Schurz and the boys solemn
and slick in their tuxedos and silent
as craven images. Evidently. father
had spoken to the 1oys
AS for the baron, ne was all plump
plnkneSS and appetite. during the
oysters he made one remark. Gut"
said he During the soup he made
one remark: Gut" said he. Dur
ing the fish he made one remark:
Zach, Gut" During the roast he
repeated himself: "Ach, Gut!" But
with the salad the eminent baron
varied his refrain. "Ach, gut, quit"
said he,
Then the boys broke their silence.
In chorus they said: Pass it to him
again"
And what is the use of being
cultivated" said the Jones girl after
ward What is the use when you
have brothers ?"-New York Evening
Sun.