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The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11
WILLS sHoEsrRINos
TO HATED 1HLATIvE

Milwaukee. Wis. Sept. 1.-THE
bcQueathinG Of u pair Of old shoe
strings TO a relative by marriage.
with whom she had not been on
friendly terms for three years. IL on
ly one Of many odd items in the will
OF Matilda Tomu,et. filed for probate.
II is OF greater length than Any ever
seen In the Milwaukee County court
house.
Written In long hand. with eacn
sheet pasted together. the instrument
Ia eight and . half feet long.
The shocstrings 90 to a woman. To
another relative 10 given my best
spread and one-half OF my best tow
els" A high-backed chair IL left to
another and the will admonishes the
executors Ito be sure to take the one
standing on the north side Of the
ideboard." nt
Chickens and chicken feed are left
to another person. while vegetables,
fruits. pickels and pail of lard, al
so fathers old clock" are disposed oi
to another. One empty coal heater
and the back kitchen stove fail to
the lot OF u sixth. q.
Any relative that may dispute my
will will receive S. or less II 1t be le-
gal.' is one OF the concluding sen.
tences. She also says: .a
THE house must be emptied I'M
mediately after my funeral and rent.
ed to strangers only"
Personal property amounting to
$1,000 and realty amounting to 49,.
500 were distributed to relatives.
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.Hases LoBevies--Best :
-Pslices,aM-Seek O6ce

san Fran lseo. Calf. sept. IL
Hsrboriug u de-p-sested crouch III
lotteries, which are run openly In
San Francis o. Mrs. Myrtle Howard
Husxei reeeutly started out to close
them, promptly engaged In fight
with chief Of Police White. who re-
fused 10 aid her. attacked aswspApsr''
which carry lottery advertistnS. by
causing the ares, Of the publishers.
and wound up by entering the race
for supervise. IS.
Through her unaided efforts. seven
men have }, en convicted or hnN'
pleaded gully tn sunninE sot'-riss
and the publishers Of all the daily
papers In III city. except the Daily
News. are awaiting trial. She also
ha. iilcd charge. against Chief White
fer neglect II duty for refusing "a
assist in III. lottery crusade.
\ few week, ago Mrs. Huexe' was
calmly rur, her course of life Ia
keeping houSe. Today she Is one o'
the most talked of women In the
city. with u namr for nerve that fc~
women eve, acquire. She has been
biuffcd and threatened by the polis'
at every turn. but has continued ic
stop lottertrs Now. with success IN
sight. ciubwomcu are raliyinx TO Mrs
Hu~xels assistance. though one oi
the clubs In formally rendering hci
help put II. that she seemed entire
ly capable of conducting her battles
herself. but wanted to Eo on rccort
~ giving her moral support"
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Fo,vser Wants Bout
With Wild Cat' Fern.

After Bruce comes ''Wild-cat
Ferns. and after Ferns. others.
The most ambitious boxer that
ever drew on init or slammed a
punching bag is frankie Fowser. the
Fighting blacksmith of FL Paso,
who is In fine shape for his coming
f'fteen-round bout with Kid Bruce
on September 25. Fowser In anxious
to beat Bruce and sign up with Ferns
and his manager. A. Ross. has con-
sented to match him with the wild
cat IL he wins, ...
Ross is making arrangements to
have some OF the fast lightweights Is
now in Denver come in the next few
days and box with Fowser. The gen.
ial Texas boxer is working out every
day and 10 showing condition much
better than that OF Labor day Fows-
.er usserts tnat he will be in fine
trim for the battle with Bruce and
that II he loses 1t will be because he
has been outclassed. Il
Mail orders for reserved seats are
being received every day and the in
d!cations are that the contest will
draw the biggest crowd that ever
witnessed contest in this city.
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DIVORCE PRIMARY CAUSE
3D.. OF CRINE."-N0SBY

Jefferson City. No.. Sept. a.
That practically fifty per cent Of the
inmates Of rcformatorics are the off
spring Of divorced parents IL one OF
the facts contained In Thomas Speed
Mosby's latest book. Causes and
Cures OF Crime to be issued this
month. and in which the divorce
problem Ia handled without gloves.
ireland is the least criminal coun-
try OF the world" says Mr.. Mosby.
and Irelapd also shows the lowest
divorce rate In the world" The au-
thor says that divorce in the United
states amounts almost to national
scandal. and he regards these condi-
tions as q fruitful cause Of crime.
THE recent report OF the Chicago
Vice Commission" says he. ''indi-
Gates that divorce Is leading fac
tor In sexual crime"
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

period Of fpain. discosB B{ort. stsainlns, nau-
sea OF other symptoms 20 often distresSinE
dusins me ANXIOUS weeks Of expeStansy.
avery nerve. tendon and muscle involved
and is a sure preventive for caking of the
breasts.
And particularly to young mothers Is this
famous remedy Of inestimable value. It
strength, and they remain pretty by having
avoided all the suffering and danger that
would otherwise accompany such an occa-
sion.
You will find this splendid remedy on
sale at all drug stor0 At LOO . bottle.
mar Bldg. Atlanta. Ga, for their INSTRUCT
I've book for expectant mothers.
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11
CLARKE -FNlaMcHn
|. or BASEBALL WORLD

For 10 years Fred Clarke Of the
Pirates. has been manager Of big
lea cue hasebaii club. His servics
makes him the dean Of II corps "a.
nous as about the sh!ftissI job hold
erS on earth.
Havisx ppcus hts major league
career with the Plttshurk team
where Barney Dysyfuss says he can
remain just ~ Ions ~ he wants to-
IL may be accepted ihst Clarke Is Il
veteran ball player.
Hut National league players will
tell YOU that ne is the mOst eoltish
veteran that ever faced u pitcher and
that no left fielder In the league to-
day has anything upon Frederick
Carleton Clarke.
Clarke Is well fixed. which is the
English synonym for wealthy. H.
owns enough Kansas acres TO incio.c
all the major league and great
maIy minor league parks =, well.
and said acres are populated viii,
beef aud grain.
Clarke IL u mod~rn farmer. or
rsncher. whichever you prefer: nc
choofs around his pastures and fields
In nn automobile whenever he wants
To Get over the place In one day.
Clarke. bcins person OF CONNER
eiai mind. believes that the city.
Pitisburs In particular. Is the place
to do business n. bu, in.isis that
the country Is the only place to iiv-
So when h. quits the gam. he viii
retire to his broad acres and help
prove that the man who asked
What's The matter with Kansas.'
never lived In the state.
Clarke mas won four pcnnan,s and
n worlds scti.s with tn. Pirates and
asrires to land another worlds It'll.
before throwing aside his GLOW. and
bats.
lie started In life as the pilot o,
u grocery wagon. hut began to shin.
In tn. national game before he could
ra''i. off the price OF groceries Rlib.
ly.
| For years Clarke has been paid
not less than $4,000 n year BY Bar.
ncy Drcyfus. and those who pro!cs,
to know say his stipend has ranked
with that of McGraw and other fancy
priced managers for the past five
years. ..
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11
JUST AS YOU LOOK AT IT

/ A New England mother had come
upon her eight-year-old son enjoy
ing feast whereof the components
were jam, butter and bread.
Son. said the mother, don't you
think 1t a bit extravagant to eat but
ter with that fine jam?" ..f-.
mo. ma am was the response.
Its economical: the same piece OF
bread does for both" ...l.'H
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

When the bowels feel uncomfort-
able and you miss the exhilarattng
feeling that always follows copious
morning operation. n dose of HER
BlNE will sett you right in couple
Of hours. II taken at bedtime yote
get Its beneficial eject after break-
fast next day. Price soc. Sold by
Hausman Drug Co.
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

CUHu SVVE DVIUTC BI0CU
the advent Of Moth
er's Friend.
This II a wonderful
external help to the.
musclse and tendona.
1t penetrates the tia-
sues. makes t b e N
rGsaily yield to nat
ufe's demand for er-
p.ahsIOn uo fhorp n m
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11
1ANeo DANCE UNDER
Ban N cnIcAco
Asthssitiss q Windy City Put crimp
In Cabaret Anusemsnts.

ed Il Tango then they called II
Tawnxo. bu, the police won the pro
nuheiation contest.
They called II cheesy. and. there
fire. IT'S off the map. &
The other evening the restaurant
TANGO. the bunny hug. the turkey
trudgc and all the rest Of 'em. went
out OF business In CHICAGO.
They went out with whoop.
They went out In blase blaze Of
glory.
Everybody obeyed the p6iice order
to stop dancing n cafes forcvcrmorc.
hut the dsnc-rs kicked to the very
last RAsnsu6E' q,
4 certain fellow. said to be an
artist. and myself want forth to Wit
ness the demise Of eythnlc evoiu-
tions. We went to se- EN- croak.
And say ~
We certainly saw those rag
dances shuttle Off
In order to mourn At the bier Of
the restaurant tango we selected the
most expensive tanGodrome In town.
There was = crowd Of mourners stan
ding in the lobby. Their mourner
dresses were mostly slashed At the
hem. and red sashes. green ladies'
waistcoats. diamond necklaces aud
radium. shoe buckles lent a sad and
solemn aspect to the scene.
We saw double when w reached
the doors. The head waiter was
quite beside himself. Every one
wanted a table RIGHT Next the
center dancing space. and. Of course.
those choice seats beside the trotting
rink had been reserved for WEEKS
AHEAD. + .. 3
o. how they trotted. How they rag
ged. How they pickle-dipped. o.
how they sagged. o. how they loved
It. and no one got tagged.
The dancers bent. shuffled. twisted
dipped. slid. snow-plowed and ske-
daddled. ...
Isn't 1t q shame" nearly every
body remarked. Funny thing they
were not referring to the dance. They
meant that the idea of stopping that
restaurant tango was a shame.
ALL AT ONCE THERE WAS A
HUSH.
The artist though the musicians
had been arrested for breaking the
speed law.
This was not so.
The lights went out. then on
again in a flash, and everybody told
everybody else. that the LAST cafe
tango would NOW be danced in Chi
cago. i'f tlih i'h ta
What an impressive moment.
Partners were grabbed, chairs tos-
sed on their spines. and the floor
The dance was on.
was occupied by 200 couples. The
music began. It was pathetic bal
lad. played in chopstick meter about
a poor guy who got too much r,us-
tard on his ice cream.
A police whistle trilled.
The orchestra whisked to THE
Dead March from SAUL
The dance was off. And in Chica-
go the tango is "off" for good. (.
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

FROM MRS. d. II. BROWN.
lola, During tho Change
Of Life I was sick for two years.. hc.
fore I took your n,cdicino l could
not bear shs weight Of my clotl,es
and was hioatrd very badly. ! doc
tored with three doctors but they
did mo NO good. They said nature
must have It's way. Ny sister s4l-
vIsed NE to take l. Lydia y. Pinkhatn'~
Vegetable Compound and purchased
. Bottle. Before Il was gone tho
bloatinR left NC and was not 10
sors. l eoatinucd taking Il until !
had taken ~ bottles. Now am
stronger than have been for ycass
and can do all my work. even tho
washing. Your medicine is worth
It's weight In geld. cannot praise
Il enough. II more women would
take your medicine there woul! bc
more healthy women. You rpny use
this letter for the good Of Others.
Mrs. D. Il. IsRowH, 800 North Walnut
Street, lola, Kan.
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Cert Bslp Dsi
admire Babjeo

Every Woman Casks lowing Glance q
The Nsstiine cu6a1oA n NJ Bonnet.
A wOman's heart responds to the sweet.
ness Of pretty child. and more 20 to-day
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

Check \ cough or cold In tho
lungs before II develops \ serious
case. BALLARD'S HOREHOrNn
SYRUP IL m effective remedy for all
soreness or congestion In the lungs
or mir passages. Price CSC. soc and
$l.OO per bottle. Sold by Hausman
Drug Co.
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

Printing OF every description neat
ly and quickly executed at the
Chronicle-Newa Job rooms. Samples
and quotations on request. Use the
telephone. Trtut6ad 40. 4
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

Printing that p1eases-the kind
supplied customers OF The Chronicle.
News.
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11
Americaa Association

American Association.
India napoiis S-3: 81. Paul ia.
second game called In sixth.
lIouisvili~ 6: Milwaukee ..
Columbus .: Kansas City I.
Mlnneapoiis-Toicsio post r,onrd.,
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Women Aee Constantly Being Restored to
Health BY Lydia E. Pinkham's
- ssflf

: v ~ % Ve6et2u99 Vo0Poun6
Worth mountains Of gold" says one woman. Another
Compound for all the other medicines for women in the
world Still another writes II should like to have the
on the skywh searchlght that all suffering could
read and be convinced that there Is remedy for their Ills
newspaper times the size of this with such quo
taous taken crve from grateful
health restored and suffering banished by Lydia
PnkhahS Vegetable Compound
Why has Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound accomplished
Why lived and tivcd and kept
doing III sous work the sick women Of the world Tor ors
than 80 yeaM! .. -, ,, 49,, -
simply surely sterling worth The
medicine approached Its plainly ad sin
medicine gosl for woine's Ills
Herr etes that the writer's deskony two
thousands, 10th te comforting every suffering
who will tlcm-anl In guided by tlcm
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11
A FAIR EXCHANGE.

A man who had purchased sonic
currant buns nj q bakery WIS dis
ircsscd. on starting 10 eat one. Ia
find that II contained u fly. Return.
ing to the bakery. he made All in-
dignant complaint. demanding an
other bun In place OF the Inhabited
one.
I'm sorry. sor.' said the srlcs-
woman. Il can't give you another
hun. bu, n you vii! b-ins back ;h'
fly l will excanSc .t :or u currant."
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

Chronicle News soc a month.
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11
MRS, WILLIAMS SAYS,

ElkLart. Ind. -" suffered for IL
year. from organic inflammation. 70.
male weakness. pain aud irrcgulari.
tica- The pains In my sides were
increased by walking or standing on
my feet and hnAl such awful bearing
down feelings, was depressed In
spiriia nnd bscamc thin and palc
with dull. heavy eyes. l bad aax
doctors from whom ] received only
temporary relief I decided 70 Rivo
Lydia T. Pinkham'x Vegetable Com.
pound fair trial and also the Sani.
tive Wash. have now Used tho
remedies for four months aud eanDot
express my thanks for what they
have done for mc.-Mr~- SADIE VII.
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

American League.
+ A. Washinxton- Il. II. r..
Cleveland -. -. ....l !:
Washington -. .. I
Batteries: Gresk. Mitchell. steen
and o Neil: Groom and Henry.
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

(CONRIpENTIAL LYNN. NASS.. rntlvice: WSS;
Your letter will opened rraA and answered (eE
by = woenan and held in strict C0nlla0nCos ~asSA
The chronicle=news., 1913-09-11

Batteries: Rucker and Fischer:
Cheney and Archer.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
HAD ALL THE BEST OF IT
Wise Girl Selected for Husband Man
Who Had Both Seasons for
Garnering Wealth.

Daughter" said the anxious father
10 the eldest daughter of a brood Of
seven. your mother tells me that
you have had a proposal"
Yes, father, l have" demurely re-
piled the young woman. I'm fact.
have received several"
II hear the ice man proposed to
your"
He did,
And you accepted him. of c%ourse?'
II did not"
"Unwise child! Think of the money
he coins every summer!"
"The plumber also proposed"
"Ah! That is better. A mar OF
untold wealth garnered every winter
Beyond doubt you told him 'yes!'"
mo, father"
"Wha-a-a-t? Do you mean to tel
me you let SO golden an opportunity
slip by ungrasped?"
yes, father. You see, l accepted
man who sells ice in summer and /.
a plumber in winter"
"Ah, daughter! Fly to my arms
You make me weep with pride!"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17

The small son of Victor RoSewater
was DESTROYS of sailing boats in the
bathtub of the Rosewater home.
You cannot" said Mrs. Rose.
water. Father Is taking a bath just
now"
why is father taking a bath?" de.
manded the boy.
why do you take a BATH" coun,
tered Mrs. Rosewater.
Because l have to-" replied the son.
Saturday Evening Post.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
HOW TO CURE RHEUMATISM
Prominent Doctors Best Prescrip-
etion Easily Mixed at Home.

This simple and harmless formula
has worked wonders for all who have
acute rheumatism and backache. From
your druggist get one ounce of Toris
and one ounce of syrup of S~arsaparil1a
compound. Take these two ingredients
homo and put them in n half pint Of
good whiskey. Shake the bottle and
take a tablespoonful before each meal
and at bedtime" Good results come
after the first few doses. II your drug
gist does not have Toris compound In
stock HI will get 1t for you In a few
hours from his wholesale house. Don
be influenced to take q patent medi-
cine instead of this. Insist on having
the genuine Toris compound in the
original, one-ounce. sealed, yellow
package. This was published here last
winter and hundreds OF the worst cases
We're cured by It in a short time. Pub
lished by the Globe Pharmaceutical hA-
oratories of Chicago. =
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
Plenty of Evidence.

81 wonder" said Slithers, stopping
his car at the roadside and addressing
an old man working in the fields, "if
l a get any gasoline around here?"
81 reckon ye kin" replied the old man,
Strengthening up and leaning on his
hoe. Y kin get it in yer system,
anyhow. Them cars ahead O. ye seem
to have left a few ton of it behind
'em, jedgin' by the condition of the
atmosphere."-Judge.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17

A pied piper of Hamelin" is need
ed at Santa Paula, Cal. Thousands of
rats, and all big wood rats, have in
vaded the place, and the situation is
such hat women are afraid to go to
church. The rats seem to have a
preference for churches and on several
occasions have forced the feminine
attendance at services to take to the
high benches. The city authorities
are seeking mea to abate the pest,
The rats are believed to have been
driven out of the woods by recent fires
in the forests.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
One Chance for Him,

A bishop in h Church of England
had in his family a domestic-a wom-
ana strict Roman Catholic, who was
always talking about the impossibility
of heretics getting to heaven. Why"
said the minister, do you think, Mary,
that l will not get to heaven?" WELL
said she, eff you do, it will be on ac-
count of your inconsayable Ignorance"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
The Dancer.

ut may seem a tritiing matter" says
a writer in the Observer, but / think
that the man who wear his gloves
seem to be smarter than the man
who carries his gloves in his hands"
Surely it is no trifing matter. One
might meet the Observer writer any
day, and then if one were carrying
ones gloves instead of wearing them,
what an outsider n would feel.-The
B~ystander.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
Parrot Fooled BURGLARS.

A parrot was the means of saving
a house in Paris from the attentions
of burglars. Three men broke in, but
as they entered they were startled by
a voice saying, 'Who goes there?"
Immediately they took to their heels
and fed. When the owner of the house
returned he found the parrot still
proudly repeating, "Who goes there"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
Shopping in the Ozark District.

You keep sportin' goods yur, don't
your" inquired a frazzled looking citi-
zen from out on Rumpus Ridge. adj
dressing the proprietor of the hard
ware store at PolkvilIe, Ark. Eth
heb, that's what l lowed. Well, what
l was amin to git was a straight
jacket for a crazy man."-Kansas City
Star.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
Army officer Mustn't Umpire.

1t is found in the army that II viii
not do to let officers act as umpfres
In ball games and orders have been
issued to forbid 1t. 1t seems that the
players take advantage of the great
American baseball players right to
abuse the umpire, and it is found that
it destroys the army discipline, when
the umpire is an officer, to have pri-
Yates call him such names as ''mutt'
"bone-head,". etc.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
Added Zest.

81 hear you are going to a matt
nee today" Miss Green said to Miss
Blazer. g" hope you'll enjoy your.
self" ooh, I'm sure to have a good
time!" replied Miss Blazer. I'm 60
ing with a oma whose husband
strongly disapproves of her seeing
shows like the one we are going to
see; so I think we can't fail to enjoy
ourselves"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
The Young and the Old.

The principal trouble with a young
man is that he declines to realize that
he will have to grow old, and with an
old one his inclination to forget that
he ever was young.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
You Know the Kind.

What sort of a chap is Wombat to
camp, WITH" Hes one of those fell
lows who always takes down a man
dolin about the time it's up to some
body to get busy with the frying pan.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
Optimist and Pessimist.

An optimist is a mar who does not
care what happens so long as it does
not happen to him; a pessimist is a
man who has lived for a lon time
with an optimist
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
AZ That lime. at Least.

He-"Does a woman when she's
married expect her husband to tell
her his business afairs?" She-I
don't know; but a woman expects a
man to talk business when he's court.
ing her"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
lLiIacs and LtIao!

Mr.. Chiefly George! When We
get into our suburban home I'm going
to grow ~lilacs." Mrs. Clife-"Dont
do 1t, Henry. l like you much better
smooth shaved"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
ENCOURAGING Him.

Bashful Youth-"Tm so afraid to
see your father. Did anyone else ever
ask him?" The Mafden-"Yes, Ar
thur, and they suffered like heroes"
The Club-Fellow.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
An AIibt.

Mrs. Riley-~Is mot classical mu-
sic your daughter be playing on tn
pianney, Mrs. GroganT Mrs. Grogan
NO. Three keys don't sound, and
four stck!"-Puck
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
Her Opportunity.

Young Husband-"What a glorious
day! l could dare anything, face any.
thing on q day like this!" Wife
Come on down to the milliner' ST.
F1tegendo Blastter.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
Short Of Breath.

Patience-What sort OF a dog II
that?
Patience-A knickerbocker poodlef
Patricia knickerbocker poodle.
Patrice-Yes, don't you notice his
short pantS2
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
For Today.

Those who live on the mountains
have a longer day than those who live
in the valleys. Sometimes all we need
to brighten our day is to rise a little
higher.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
with an Eye to Economy.

Lawyer Ito wife)-Well, IL you are
determined to u for divorce, at least
let US keep down the expense as much
as possible. l viii act - your eoun-
settle.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17
Wizard of al

Would you stick to your husband
If he stole a million dollars?
IF he succeeded in keeping it."
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invigor-
ate stomach, liver and bowels and cure con-
stipation. Adv.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softcns the gums, reduces inflamma-
ton. allays pain, cures " ind collie, 25c q bottle ~
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17

Fully two-thrds of what the average
mar says is of no consequence.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17

1t takes a good %pugilist or a poor
minister to put his man to sleep.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17

The man who consults a beauty
doctor evidently has a leaky brain
box.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1913-01-17

A bird in the hand fails to catch the
early worm.