The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-29
ABatch of Smiles

TIL" htS red touring car struck Il
pedestrian. r"llin. him in the mud and
W%''ir"hiimH him In general. The own
~ ran back greatly excited, after stop-
ping hia car,
us IN" dead he aakcd n%nXtously of
the \cdiral mar who was attcudinc
the Victim,
Nj. no. rh"rrfully replied the
doctor. He's not dead, he's merely
run down"
w Scotamen mot ON board n
steamer going 4" the United States,
nut rough weather WIS too much for
on" or them. When they saw each
"t'i"r n Few dnys later Jamie greeted
hts friend warmly and proceeded Ia
make him comfortable with II deck
CHAIR II aomr rugs. rcmarktng. with
"A laugh;
why, Wmlltr. man. we're mkin'
years Older than when I saw We last
the reply. 'INc had several h%crthdayS
Y" ken. since I cam on board the
steamer
II the doctor called to see the
baby It's mother informed him that
tn" medicine left for the tnfant the
day before WAS all gone.
"lmp"ssihlc." declared the surprised
rhN'r'an II told YOU I" give him u
t%"h"r"onful once nm hour"
Yes. hut John and mother and I
and the nurse have zach had to take
a t~raSr""nful. too. in order tn get hnh nv
I" tax" IT. iouth's Companion.
Man may declare that he is the lord
OF creation. hut all the same he fears
hts wife alloy" everything else should
n" happen To reach homo very late at
h'Shf. Recently II certain husband
arrived home much Latter than usual
FROM he office" He took ON his
hoo" and stole into the bedroom; hut,
vain Prerhutt"n. his wife began tn stir,
quickly tn" panic stricken man went
I" the rrndlr nf his hrst born and he
gam I" rock II vigorously.
What are Nou doing there. Rob
rrt"" u,ieri-d his wife.
NV" been sttttnI here for nearly two
h"htS trying to set THIS baby 10 sleep"
he nr"wlcd
why. Robert. I've GOT him here In
bed with me" said the spouse.
And he never said another word all
that night.
Mr. lsaars- | sells YOU dot coat At
II grand sacrifices.
''"' 'l SLY tl0I on All
Your goods. How do vow make ~ lty-
tus'
VIZ l*aars Mein fricnt. | makes a
"Hh'nall profit on de paper and string,
Doctor From now YOU may let
your husband have a glass OF beer
every day. You understand"
WIZ" Yes. doctor. lust one glass a
day "
1DlrfNr - ,,.aNy ,.
YOU have kept strictly to that an,
s'aSa per day that | allowed Your hus.
band to take"
Wife Most decidedly. doctor. ONLY
he Is -four weeks In advance with hi.
allowance ~
Mile, Gahy p-slys. the French
'an'rr, ia an exceedingly slender
Young person, and Tor purposes q,
""'F'r demonstrating her ART she wear.
when ON the stage. e~Nccedtne,y sion.
h"r clothes, \ person from the In.
terror who had seen the lady, came
forth I" tell about her.
What does she look like" asked a
friend.
We'll" said the visitor. ~ she'd
smut " eve she'd look like a needle
saturday Evening Post.
II was a geography lesson " the
'eafh"r had been asking whn, some
W 'he different states were noted for
l."NR.Ns az II ~ tho little strls. she
asked ~ wv
tell me. Florence. wha, Hhoa,
Island Is celebrated tor"
f"r a moment the child wa. s,,en,
.hrh a" inspiration apparently came
10 her, NN'"'
Rhode Island" replied IN. ,,,,,.
ssrl. is celebrated Tor being w. ,ni,.
7" ef tho United States that Ia ,hs
smallest Harrer's Magazine.