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The Dolores star., 1913-01-17

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b:i1
Inc mo q ~. rsui " ~
Gus example O inc power ed
purpose. FOR years ne vas Ne cost
nsseu .no 'osreo VI ~
OF tne infant cn"'cn. Any ~
converted 20 tne new iaits
came - ardent 10 W advocscy :. %
nsa oeen Aes'ous IN " p'sou
me sane concentrated y ener sn.
focusing Oh energy WHICH esve ue ao'
tne persecutor gave w s'so sus sns
apo'uc. way n,s $3.50
concentration ana ne m's". nave ss.u
tne fsme convlctions' ou' .nsy wv.
nave Deeh po~er'ess 'o1 e'taer oe
OF IT. m.se part =. .no 49,.
anu pa'nos VI ."e ~ou .oM. ~"
the existence OF so many tnouses
purpose,ess "sesi 1"'eu -.
women -" 10 a'."n '.e 49,
tney aspTe "'ous" w
s'o" u e"o'' anu o'ss'p-uou
ersy. IN the ne'u u mecnsnc
nave ING ma" WY -
anu consequently sou
business We nave tne 'nuus... $3.50
oohu VINO ornts Ho" o"u
ao. 49, .s.. 49,
one. IN college or university ne =
nave tne s,uueh' VINO co'nes s -
tne ehd OF ms cohese career uelos
gains any adequate 'cea " ~
there ana tnen looks oscH YIN
over long array OF Wss'so oppo'sS
mites.
Inc only remeoy ut ~. 49,.
OF many : sooo ana wno'e.ou. .s
tution 10 the concentrated !" =. -
powers ana 'acul.ies upoo
vitai anu essen.' " 'nc '".s.
tsem AZ We open ING uos
pubiic scnoois We nee1 70 reo os.
selves anu tnoso u ~nom -
our cnidien 'na' ssw ""
ton wnicn stores tne 'n'no .''a .:
but taiis 10 impart strens.n -
ana strenuoushess o' pu'poss
rem ana as we ope" "e 49, = ~
SUNDAY scnoo's ana c"u.e.
10 remember that = rehs'ous 'ns.'' -
ZION wnicn l'aNes .ne sIp' e's
its existence any.nns w. -. Ss
walton OF rens,ous .p.'' ."a ~ - :.
phcation OF tnas spi"
sterhe. .
u . oiten saio inst - .
Keeps itse. W s 49, .sss
me. tnas " 80. 80 S ss.ss.
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81 everyday me. W ~ ~ 49, =
must eniaIse " iun1.'o. ~ 49,
SHY its scuvNy. y uou1
tnls phian'nropny snu '.
reform. its m'n,s.e's s.o... -
experts I'D sc'enune ssr'ou'.~.e " u
economies OF soc'o -.
cism may DC JUS. ~, -
tnere mas oeen too ~. -.
tween rehe'on Ane me. ...'..'
cnurcn anu o'ner human i"..e !.
u ID wen LOT inc county "'1
KNOW sometn'ns o' s.'eu'u' IS
ana lot tne Guy '.ss
sometnine Oh economic. sno soo'o' ~.
out TOT e'tner On mem " .vse ~. ~
a. the essence VI n's A,n'ss 4.
therefore Is tne sup'ems o1s.s - -
the church ~ou'o ue no'u'us sao.. :.
q caiam'V ne .. , We. W. -
to become SO oeep,S 'n.e's ~. !" ss
ORDINATE enus anu s.ms ' ~
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demption o. nunsn '"s . ~. -
society 'nIousn .ae eu'u ,... -
d'nnsloh OF senui"0's 's's'ous sp's'
n"u , 49,. -. v,-.s :, -,
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The Dolores star., 1913-01-17

"a, what b . rara avisf~
"a political candidate Who has noth-
Ing 70 sxDlaia.'
The Dolores star., 1913-01-17

81. Paul's prayer for the Roman
church was that they might ~ filled
with all joy and peace 10 bslisvins. :
that they might abound In hope" Can
faith which has none of thsss blssssd
fruits b. rightly called faith q ailS
who should - - allied With "psacs."
and 90 abound n ''hope." and b. 20
moved b. 10Y - those Who kaow h
Whom thsy have he,tsvsdf Sorrows
may compass then abost: nissestssss
nay susroan1 and 1og then: but
within thsy have esunt q ~ tAae 70
. peeennlAl strsa0tA
The Dolores star., 1913-01-17

A oevbtsul cempllmsaA
He eays shs grows prsttSss every cay.
Which = compaimsntaxy-ln PART
Though b. might b undssseee1 70 co..
vey
- ~as vssy psain q tie seaFt.
The Dolores star., 1913-01-17

Bronson-You were passing around
the cigars yesterday?
Woodson-Yes: new baby ut my
house.
Bronson-But II wasn't your nrst
baby?
Woodson-No; my fourth. But how
did you know?
Bronson-I smoked one q the
cigars.
The Dolores star., 1913-01-17

sabbath dcsscratioa and hAs -
slous Of personal libsrty snhasraln.
shoss vho wosid maintaia Q rseas1 ~
the Americas 0abhatA.-uss. oeosob
q puslss, -esasevsssian. =. ounL
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-11-10
SIMS WOULD END
MELON CUTTING
-
Preparing Bill Intended to Stop
the Practice.

< .
Washington, Nov. 10. Melon cut.
ting" by stockholders Of large railway
corporations has gone on long enough
.undisturbed by congress In the opin-
ion Of Representative Sims Of Ten,
nessee. who is preparing bill to put
q stop to the practice. Mr.. Sims plans
to introduce his measure at the next
session Of congress in December and
believes It will meet with the approval
Of majority Of the members.
The measure will propose that any
interstate carrier. or other corporation
engaged In interstate traffic must go
before the Interstate commerce COM
mission and ask permission before Is.
suing new bonds or stocks.
The commission Is to make care.
full investigation to ascertain that
there is due warrant for the proposed
issue and to- see that it is sold to the
highest bidder and the proceeds used
for betterment and Improvement Of
property.
Representative Sims declares he
does not agree with the contention
that congress has not the power to
regulate bond and stock sales of cor.
porations organized under state laws.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-11-10

times during the night; II you suf-
fer with sick headache or dizzy.
nervous spells, acid stomach, or you
have rheumatism when the weather
is bad, get from your pharmacist
about four ounces Of tJad Salts;
take q tablespoonful IN glass Of
water before breakfast for q few
days and your kidneys will then act
fine. This famous salts Is made from
the acid OF grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, and has been
used for generations to flush and
stimulate clogged kidneys; to neu-
tralize the acids in the urine SO it
no longer IS q source Of irritation,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive; cannot
injure, makes q delightful efferYsss
cent lithia-water beverage. and be-
longs in every home. because nobody
can make mistake by having a
good kidney flushing any time.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-11-10
TO- DARk !! ! |. !. HAIR |
APPLY SAGE TEA
4 fsw applications Of Sage Tea and
Sulphur brings back ito vigor,
Color, gloss and thickness.

Common gardens sage breWed into
q NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and alcohol
added will turn gray, streaked and
faded hair beautifullyssdark and lux
uriants tre-moxe.s everyabit ofsdan-
drufiSstopksea lpsitehingsand falling
hair. Just few applications will
prove revelation IL your hair is fad
|ingasgray or 4dry, sscragglys and thin.
Mixins the-sages Tea and Sulphur res
cipe at home. though. 10 trouble
some.aAn.s easier nay Ito getA the
[ready-to-use stonic,s# coating about so
cents aslarEe~hottleaat drug stores.
known 40 "Wyeth's sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy. thus avoiding q lot Of
mnsa. D.
+ While wispyss gray. faded. hair. is
not sinful. We all desire to retain our
youthfs1l 4ppearances and attractive
mes. BY darkening your hair with
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur. no one
can tell. because # does,it 50 natur-
ally, $50 easily. You Just dampen a
sponge orssoft brush withait and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at time. by morn
ing al gray hairs have disappeared,
and. after another application OF
two. your hair becomes beautifully
dark4 glossyy soft and luxuriant.
Adv.
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w. F. Dickens of Red Lake was a
Sunday caller in Bemidji.
A. J. Nelson Of Remer was shop
per in Bemidji Saturday. .
F. Hanson of Crookston visited
friends in the city Sunday: ~
E. B. Nelson of Madison, Wiscon-
sin. spent Sunday In Bemidjt.
F. Holland Of Stewartville was an
over Sunday visitor in Bemtd5i.d
Mrs. Arthur Glidden of Northern
was Bemldji caller Saturday. j -,
E. A. Chambers of Remer was an
over Sunday visitor in Bemidji.a
Mrs. A. Anderson Of Wilton trans
acted business in the city Friday.
Miss Lottie Brennon Of Wilton was
in the city Saturday on business.
Miss G. B. Nyhus of Becida~ was
in Bemidji Friday visiting relatives.
B. H. Farley of Kelliher was n
business caller in the city Saturday.
Mrs. Gilbertson Of international
Falls visited friends in Bemidji yes
terday.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. J. Bell Of Benson
Minnesota, were callers in Bemidji
Saturday.
Mrs. Grey simpkins Of Turtle Riv-
err spent a few hours in Bemidji
Saturday.
Miss Edna Cuisines of Wilton spent
Saturday in Bemidji calling on the
local trade.
E. A. Hastey of Boy River was
among the business callers in the
city Saturday. i.
J. M. Maxwell Of Brainerd was in
the city a short time Saturday trans
aSI1A6 DuoAAOo0sH
A. G. Wedge left on the noon train
for Grand Rapids where he will
transact business.
One of these days you ought to
20 to Hakkerups and have your pic
ture taken.-Adv.
Milo Chambers of Remer@ spent
Saturday in Bemidji on combined
business and pleasure trip.
Miss Lena M. Sparby Of Crookstor
= is spending a short time In Nymort
as the guest of Miss Olga Leker.
J. A. Lindquist of Park Rapid!
spent Saturday in Bemidji visiting
friends and transacting business.
Down goes price. Up goes pounds
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STREET CAR LINES
! AGAIN in OPERATION.
Trouble !! at indianapolis Goes to
Arbitration.
aEFE 1's''SS's's -

indianapolis. Nov. 10.-street cars
are running here undisturbed. BY
riots for the first time in seven days.
The traction company has fifteen
days in which to reply to the former
Observation-Disclosures and II the terms
aTeisnets satisfactory to the employees
the question iss to be submitted to the
pubic service commission, which shall
report within thirty days.
While the city was quiet trouble
was brewing In interurban street car
circles. III. Thorpe, who successful
" led the local strike. said that he
would eremain IN the state until the
in.erurban men were thoroughly or
tsanized and received better treatment
The 900 troops who were rushed
here Thursday, but who were relieved
OF strike duty by the arbitration agree.
ment, have returned to their homes.
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1ss1 liqssar .llAst !,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-11-10
About The City
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That Tuesday. November IS. Is
registration day.
To See 1.-THE District School, =
Wednesday evening.
To cast your vote at the special
charter election, held Tuesday, No
vember, 25.
Mems annual turkey dinner In lns
basement of the Presbyterian church,
November 10.
That the local items telephoneds or
sent to the society editor OF the Pho
neer are appreciated. Phone 81.
The Hallowell Concert company
will appear at the Club Decem-
ber Z. Under. auspices OF the Benz
idji Athletic club. :. .,.... .. ......
That the winter convention of the
Northern Minnesota Development as
ISOLATION will be held in Bemidji
December and s.,
The open season for killing deer,
moose, partridge, ruffled grouse.
ducks and all aquatic fowls closes on
Sunday, November 30. Oh. . ss.
To cut the FIVE vote coupon out of
this paper and save 1t for your fav-
orite contestant in the schroeder-Pio-
neer Free Piano contest.
That William Rainey Bennett will
deliver his famous lecture "The Man
Who Cam" at the Methodist church
Saturday evening. The first of SER
les of three entertainments by the
Redpath Lyceum. Bureau. Under the
auspices of the Womans' Study Club.
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1',.s.s .3.si. !. j. i. i. !. j.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-11-10
BIG EATERS GET
KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take a glass Of Salts before breakfast
If your bladder bothers
you

b. rr r
The American men and women
must guard constantly against Kid
ney trouble, because we eat too
much and all our food is rich. Our
blood is filed with uri acid which
the kidneys strive to filter out, they
weaken from overwork, become slug
gish; the eliminative tissues clog and
the result is kidney trouble, bladder
weakness and a general decline in
health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
of lead; your back hurts or the urine
Is cloudy, full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-11-10
bEMIOu DRUGGIST
HAS VALUABLE lG NCl

y. N. French. 1Bemidji Minnesota.
agency for the simple mixture OF
buckthorn bark. glycerine. ETC.,
k1own. as,Adler-i-ka, the remedy
which became famous by curing ap-
|penAtcit& This simple remedy has
9oserfuisa ctions and drains such SUR
Epr5sing amounts Of old matter from
tho bod that JUST ONE DOSE re-
lissss sours stomach, gas on the stom-
aeh and constipation almost I'M
NBD1ATBLY. The QUICK action Of
|AdlGn ~ aeeatlhinG. .s.
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See Mrs. Fiske at Grand

Manager G. J.. Woodmansee has So.
cured this special attraction TOR the
Grand Theatre Tuesday and 'Wednes-
day at great expense "a order to
give the nitixens Of Bemid IL the best
that can be secured In moving pic
lures. Thsaprice 0fsadmissiQn@Eil be
Is cents for adults sIaSr Ahosesawho
arc unIble ito seq, great attlae-
tlon Ct night Z, specsA sAinss will
~ sivena WednA sfterHoSn s
3:30.-Adv.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-11-10
..FiRsT@5soclALisT SHERIFF
y IN UNITED STATES.

~ : b. g
schenectady, N. T., Nov. 10.
louisa. Welsh. a steam
Z filter, said to be the first So
cialist sheriff elected in the
United States, will assume
Office here on Jan. 1. Welsh
has been candidate for the
! office for three successive
. times. Five years ago he polled
81 votes. Two years ago, the
: year Of the Socialist landslide, i
i he lost to the Republican can
didate by fewer than q hundred
= votes. and this year he got a
/ plurality of 1855.
a. q. 4. q. q q
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Results are most always certain
when you use Pioneer want ad.
One-half cent word. Phone 81.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-11-10
Notice

~ s.--..r EsE
p To parties who are indebted to w.
g.. Schroeder for Merchandise, dat
ing back go days from Nov.1 and
over are requested to settle soon as
convenient and before Dec. / 1913.
- - w. G. SCHROEDER
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-03-25
7'oYED WITH FATE TOO, OFTEN
Snake charmer Met Death From
Fanas Of Reptile Over Whom He
Had Claimed Mastery.

. Five hundred snake charmers, sound
Ing weird notes on their pipes, formed
the unusual, yet picturesque, process
sion that followed to his grave Katch
Sarak, q man of big renown in his
business, who died in terrible agony
as the result of cobra bite received
while practicing his profession In the
neighborhood of Garden Reach, India.
"Guru," or god, he had become dubbed
oy the people among whom he lived,
such was his influence over poisonous,
reptiles. His services were sought by
neighbor who had missed many:
fowls from his compound. Going at
1usk one day, the snake charmer dis.
covered cobra of unusual size
among the birds, so formidable, In.
fact, that he postponed his attempt to
capture it until daylight, when he was
successful in securing It, Instead Of
despatching the snake at once, he
took it to the local bazaar for the edi-
fcation of the natives, On attempting
to extract its fangs, the cobra wr1g:
gled free and darted at its captor,
who was bitten on three fingers. The
gurus supposed god.like qualities
proved of no avail. CONSERVATION
reigned among the crowd as he lay in
awful agony; the news of his plight
spread swiftly through the bazaar, and
more than hundred other snake
charmers scurrfed to the scene, but all
their efforts, alt their devices, their
earnest prayers were of no avail
against the powerful poison. Within
ninety minutes Katch Sarak was dead.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-03-25
A State Building.

The house committee Oh finance
has tabled the bill appropriating
$4,000 for Minnesota building at
the Panama-Paeific Exposition which
will be held in San Francisco in 1915.
1t appears that the committee believe
Minnesota cannot afford to have a.
building at this great exposition.
That this is an excellent opportun-
ity to advertise Minnesota will hard
ly be doubted by anyone and the fact
that the Minnesota exhibit would be
housed in the Minnesota building
would enhance it's value. Hundreds
of thousands OF people, at least half
Of whom will come from the east,
will visit San Francisco during the
year. Those east Of the Mississi ppi
will probably 90 by one route and re-
turn by another.
If Minnesota has building and an
exhibit which does any Justification
at all to the great resources OF this
state, hundreds of these easterners
will return home through Minnesota.
They will see something of the cities,
something of the country, and, if at
all interested, will stop here for few
days to Investigate the opportunities
offered here. 1t is an opportunity to
advertise the state that will not come
again in many years.
1t may be that the finances OF the
state are in such a condition that an
appropriation of $4,000 is too
much. IT that is the case, the COM
mittee can fix an amount within reas-
on. If the state o~-~ot afford to erect
a building ON the site which has al
ready been provided, it should at
least provide for a smaller exhibit
from which advertising literature can
be distributed.
TO have all of the states west of
the Mississippi and some east. housed
in their own buildings, with Mime
sofa, than which there is none better,
housed in a booth off in some corner,
does not appear to be taking advan-
tage of an unequaled opportunity.
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PENCIL PROVIDES OWN LIGHT.
:. =
Boon to Those Whose Business Makes
It Necessary to Write In the DARK J
ness Of the Ntoht. ..-.- - /

An invention that will prove Of value
to, doctors, detectives, reporters, po-.
licemen, or any one, in fact, who has
occasion to write or to take notes In
the dark, is that OF pencil that fur,
nishes it's own light as it's point passes
along over the surface OF the paper.
The idea is simplicity itself. It con-
sists of pencil that has, in the tube
through which the point for writing
protrudes a small accumulation and an
electric lamp. This little, lamp
throws a small disk Of light, so
small that it can be hidden by the
Land, yet this light is quite sufficient
to guide the writer in moving the
point Of his pencil for. the proper
formation Of characters.
Notes could be taken ut the thea
ter when the house is In darkness,
doctors would find many uses for it,
detectives in hiding could make brief
notes as they proceeded with their
duties, and the very busy reporter
would find a thousand and one uses
for 1t almost any month in the year.
Although the light is purposely very
small and weak, yet one might locate
keyhoae OF house number with it.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-03-25
Outdoor Diary.

Two women who have acquired the
eramping habit keep diaries. OF the
great outdoors. Each writes in her
book an account of the long walks
they take together, and they derive
much pleasure from looking over past
entries and also from exchanging their
books and noting how differently the
same things have impressed them.
Sometimes one account Of a walk Is
hull Of funny happenings on the way.
While the. other. .glows with sky tints
ind natures winter garb. Their books
are of the loose-leaf sort, SO that they
are always complete and yet always
ready. for another chapter. @Occa-
sionally the girls paste in striking
picture taken with their pocket CAM
IRA.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-03-25
Trial Practices,in China.

Although the practice of making
plaintiff and defendant kneel down be:
fore the judge in the course of law
suit and the application of corporal
punishment to extract confession from
the suspected offender have been pro
hibited by law, still in some, rural dis
tricts and cities the authorities of the
court have not yet completely aban
doned these practices. President Yuan
wishing the authorities to respect the
rights of the people and thereby to
show them the real significance of a
republican form of governments. has
telegraphed instructions to the Tutuhs
to Investigate the practice Of the local
courts -Peking Daily News
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-03-25
Ship Sunk With a Million.

The news that a fresh attempt Is to
be- made to recover sunken treasure
from the General Grant recalls the
story +of that Inflated vessel. 1t sailed
for Eondon from Melbourne in 1866,
and was wrecked off the Auckland
Islands. For two years its disappear
anceremained a mystery, then chance
led to the rescue Of few survivors,
WHO told how the. vessel had been
dashed against a. cliff four hundred
feet high, and in sinking had been
swept into cave at it's base. There
for close on half century the wreck
has lain in fourteen fathoms of wa
ter with treasure to the value Of one
and quarter million dollars in the
bullion room to tempt the treasure
hunter.
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Mean.

William Corcoran Eustis, the eff.
Gent chairman of the Washington in.
augural committee, said the other day
of proposed inaugural economy: "No.
that would look odd: 1t would look
too much like Scrooge. Scrooge, at a
board meeting, cut his finger, and
asked for a piece of sticking plaster
Nobody had any PLASTER, but a mer.
chant handed Scrooge a. two-cent
stamp. Pat that on, he said. 1t will
stop the flow Of blood oh, thank
you,' said Scrooge; and, drawing forth
his wallet. he deposited the two-cent
stamp therein, taking out %one-cent
stamp of his own, which hezproceeded
to affix upon his hurt"
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800 Reward, 500.

The readers Of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all it's stages, and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
lis the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being
Foundation Of the disease, and giving
stitut ional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting direct
1y upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the
Foundation of the diease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in do
ing it's work. The proprletors have so
much faith in it's curative powers that
they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. -;
Address F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo,
Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constt-
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Just Suited

An extremely mean inn-keeper was
having some rooms repapered. One
day he went down to his cellar and
discovered cask Of beer was just be-
ginning to turn sour.
"Ah," he thought, 'Tll give it to the
workmen upstairs" So he, went up
stairs and said:
Here, you chaps. is cask of beer
for you"
A few hours later he went to the
place where the men were working
Nobody said anything about the beer;
SO, finally, hot being able to bear it
any longer. he said:
Here, you chaps, what did YOU
think of that beer?"
One OF the men replied:
"Oh, It suited
"How do you mean, it. saited?"
'Well,' said the man, III it had baien
any better we shouldn't have had It,
and if it had been any worse we
couldn't have drunk it; so it suited"