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Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
FOR THE PHOTOGRAPHER.

FILMS DEVELOPED, Six exposures
1Oc. Prints, 2Ar3A, Be-; 212x4A,
3h13h, 3Ax4A, 4e; 3Ax5h, 4Y5, pos
tails, &c each.
James l.. Braidwood, 273 High St.,
Perth Amboy, N. J. Sole agent for
John N. Lehrs, Woodbridge, N. j., high
grade printing, developing and enlarS'
ing for amateur photographers.
l9660-3-25-1 yr
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

FOR SALE-Exclusive Jersey town
rights for the marketing OF Prof.
Hirsch's Exterminators, contracted for
and used exclusively by the u. s. gov
ernment. Needed everywhere. Quick
seller; big profits. Small capital re-
auired. Write at once for territory.
Hirseh Chemical Co., 568 Broad St.,
Newark. N. j.. 1490l-l-3l-lt
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
ROOMS WANTED

WANTED, two or three unfinished
rooms for light housekeeping, with
Improvements, and in good location.
Address P. K, care News.
14664-1-23-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
MONEY TO LOAN.

TO WHOM it may concern. 1t Is our
business to place money on mort
cages. Last year we placed over
$4,000 on first mortgages for our
friends and clients. This year 1t
Will be over 100000. Let us put
your money out for you. Tell your
friends, Comegys Bros, 227 Smith
st. 14833-1-29-31-2-1
$4,000 WANTED at 6 per cent. on
handsome new brick building near
Smith street. Comegys Bros, PA
Smith street. 14840-1-29-31-2-1
$1,000 WANTED at 6 per cent. on
new ~two-family frame building
lear Amboy avenue. Comegys Rros.,
224 Smith street.
14834-t-29-31-2-1
$4,000 WANTED at 6 per cent. on
new ~two-family frame building
near Sherman street. COmegys Bros,
224 Smith street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01

FOR SALE-5 hip. gasoline engine,
propeller wheel, shaft and coil; sell
cheap to quick buyer. 270 Grace st.
l48l6-l- 29-6t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
LOST.

LOST.
LOST-Envelope containing 3 tickets
for entertainment at Parish House
Monday night. Return Watson john
stone, 235 Rector st. 1492S-2-1-1t
LOST-Silver beaded chain with charm
of two hammers, In Woodbridge or on
trolley between Woodbridge and Sc
warren; reward. Return to Clancy D..
.Boynton, 4s6 Cliff Road, Sewaren, N. J..
l4921-2-1-lt
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
WEATHER

Observations Of the United
States weather bureau taken at
8 D. u. yesterday follow:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
FOR SALE.

DESK-Oak, fiat top, double drawer
and office chair, IA horse, air cooled
engine, 2 carbureters, 3 oil cups, bronze
shaft. Sell cheap. 240 Water st.
l4923-2-1-1t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS

Perth Amboy, N. j.
CORNER PROPERTY on Brace Ave;
lot 50xl00, renting for $4,000 per
month. Price 100000. $500 cash,
balance monthly.
CORNER PROPERTY best residen-
! tiaI section; Let 63xl15. II room house,
all improvements. Price reasonable to
quick buyer.
TWELVE ROOM residence on Lewis
ST.; all improvements; lot 5o1i9o;
driveway; good garage. A bargain tor
someone.
GOOD SEVEN room house, 12l Mad
ison Ave-; all Improvements; lot BOX
l50; large new barn in rear; asking
price 100000. Look this ever; then
make an otter.
TWO BUSINESS properties on troll
ley line at Fords; lot 5Oxl5O; both
properties can be bought for $4,000.
This is a fret class business PROPOSE
ton.
BEAUTIFUL SUMMER home or
summer boarding house at Hazlet, Nd;
8 minutes walk from station; IA room
house, about two acres of ground; good
out-buildings and strictly up-to-date.
Price $4,000. Small amount of cash.
GOOD EIGHT ROOM two family
house on Madison Ave, only six years
old. Price $3,100; mortgage 81 10000.
SEVEN ROOM HOUSE on Kearny
Ave; all improvements; lot 35xl45.
Price $1,000. One Of the best loca-
tions in the city. Mortgage $4,000.
Owner will take second mortgage.
LOT 37hx103, adjoining No. 8
school; good eight room brick house.
Price 100000 5000 cash; balance
monthly.
For further particulars apply to d. A.
SHIRLEY, 100 Smith ST., Perth Amboy,
N. j.. 14844-1-30-2-l
SEVEN ROOM dwelling; ideal location.
Must sell. G. A., care News.
1~4919-2-1-1t
FOR SALE-Corner property in best
residential section of Metuchen, N. j.
House contains seven rooms, tiled bath
room and all convenienees. Address M.
G. B., Box 152 Metuchen, N. j.
14911-1-31-3t
BIG BARGAIN; nine room house at
1913 Madison Ave; some improve
ments; sell for $3,400 this week only.
Inquire News Office. 14SSl-1-3l-5t
FOR LIVE BARGAINS and best loca-
tons in real estate, apply to M. O..
Ashley, Woodbridge, n. j.
13573-12-11-3mos
500 DOWN, balance $40 monthly. buys
l0-room house. Address P. o. Box
321, City. l3574-i2-1l-tf
SMALL FARM for sale, 6 room house
with gas, small barn, $50 young fruit
trees; must be sold at once. viii ex-
change for city property. Herman
Fredericks, 400 Amboy Ave.
l4S63-1-30-tf
FOR SALE or exchange. 10 acre farm
near trolley between Perth Amboy
ana Metuchen. Ten room dwelling. all
improvements, bungalow, fre-proof
chicken houses, incubator and brooder
house. Terms to suit. Burke & Bol-
ger, $3.50 State ST., Perth Amboy, N J..
1l533-l0-8-tf Tulsa
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
AUDIT CO..

Books Opened, Closed, Balanced.
S~ystematizing and Auditing.
Kept Part Time. Charges Reasonable.
Stenography.
Phone 863-W. Room 2, Madison Bldg.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01

AURTGAGES-First and second bought
and sold. Ellis-5pitzer Realty Co.
Inquire 8. Splitter, corner Smith and
State ~strests. 9S9l.8-14-tt.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01

Read the CLASSIFIED ads. on page 4
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01

LIN Nh u boio NHVoP1 ~
ing good business, $3.50. Inquire
News office. 14782-1-28-5t
FOR SALE-Party moving must sell
Immediately magnificent 300 8S-note
player-piano, perfect condition, only
two months old, latest improvements.
Celebrated manufacturer 10 year
guarantee. Sacrifice less than half
cash including rolls and bench. Oppor-
tunity seldom offered. Address lmme-
date, care News Office. 14s46-1-30-4t
FOR SALE-Household furniture and
homemade canned goods; party
leaving town. Inquire 565 New Bruins
wick Ave. 14S45-1-30-3t
WELL established millinery business
with high class trade; fixtures and
stock included. Box 315, Metuchen,
N. j. 14874-1-30-3t
PIANO BARGA1N-Elegant $3.50 high
grade upright, equal to new; party
must sacrifice Immediately. Price $135.
Quick cash. Frank Meinzer, IT'S Broad
way, South Amboy. l4909-l-31-4t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
UPHOLSTERER

A. P. HANSON. s82 High Street
Furniture, Upnoistering, Repairing, Carpe.
Laying. Church and Boat Cushions q
Speciality. Floor Polishing and Enarneltn~
Window Shades Mattresses Made Over.
Goods Called For and Delivered.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
TO LET.

TO LET-Five fve-room fats on
Sherman street, near Market,
partly improved, $14 each, Inquire
Herman Frederick, 400 Amboy ave
nue. 14724-1-2i-.f
FOR RENT-Lodge room formerly oc-
cupied by Moose Lodge, Boynton
building. Apply Boynton Bros. & Co,
81 Smith St., Perth Amboy, n. }.
l4624-l.2 l.22. %. 27. 1921
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
SITUATIONS WANTED-MALE

YOUNG MAN, %, wishes pos1tloh; hVe
afraid of work; first class references
furnished. Address G., Evening News
l4S94-1-31-2t
YOUNG BOY, 16 years of age, would
like q position. Inquire 3oi 6ofdon
street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
WINES AND U

ANDREW LIPTAK
8l3-i9 Goodwin Street
Wholesale Dealer in Wine, Beer & Whiskey.
Bother Of Lembeck q Betz and American
Club BEERS Telephone 641-w.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
TERRA GOTTA.

Terra Cottai Why not use Archi-
tectural Terri Gotta In your new
building? We have a miscellaneous
stock Of stills, l~intels, keys, belt courses.
etc: in limestone color suitable for use
In buildings of any size or kind. Prices
very reasonable for we need the room.
Atlantic Terra Gotta Company, Lehigh
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
MrSCEI.J.ANEoU

~ ~
SAVE YOUR RAGS. We can make
fine rag carpets and rugs from them
at very low prices. Miller's, 345 State
street. 14903-1-31-tf
100 PER CENT PURE-Whatf Sim.
men s Butternut Bread. Health and
strength in every slice. At all stores,
SC. 1-11-tf-m-w-t-s
HAVE YOUR AUTOMOBILES. car
riages, wagons or signs painted by
Frank Z. C. Sehmid, 400 Market ST.
Phone 255.W. l449l-1-l6-lmo
EMPLOYMENT office at 361 Pros
pect ST., Perth Amboy, N. j.,
where all kinds of domestic help
could be secured. l can furnish ser
wants at the shortest notice. Mrs.
B. Mikrut. Tel. $3.50.
14837-1-29-1 mo.
ADVERTISERS-The great state O.
North Dakota offers unlimited oppor-
tunities or business to classified ad-
vertisers. The recognized advertising
medium IS the Fargo Daily and Sunday
Courier-News, the only seven day paper
in the state and the paper which car.
ries the largest amount of classified I'D.
vertising. The Courior-News covers
North Dakota like a blanket; reaching
all parts Of the state the day of pub
LEGATION; it . the paper to use IN order
to get results. One sent per word
first insertion, one-half cent per word
succeeding insertion; fifty cents per
line per month. Address The Courier
News. Fargo, N. D. 5-6-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
SPRING WATER

Walter Mullins, o53 New Brunswick Ave.
Absolutely pure Spring Water. Bottled
and Sealed right at the Spring. In general
use by the best families, hotels and Offices
In Perth Arnboy. Telephone Connection.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
FURNITURE AND CARPETS

Mailer Letehtmsn, Bs2 State st., Phone So2-h
P-'tor. Dining Room and Kitchen Furni-
ture. Beds. Bedding and Springs. Rugs.
Carpets, Linoleums. Stoves and Ranges
Large Stock. Low Prices. Free Auto De-
liysrv anywhere in New Jersey.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
SHOE REPAIRING

A. SHULTZ, $50 Smith Street
i do Shoe Repairing by Hand OF BY
Electricity. and Guarantee all my Work
First Class.
Mems Soles and Heels while yor wait, $50.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01

HANS MILES. tss Washington Street
Concrete, Brick and Frame Buildings Moved
Iron Stacks raised or lowered.
eh.erfully furnished and all work done in .
satisfnctcrv manner Phone 3s7-W.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
PERTH AMBOY EVENING NEWS
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
LASSIFIED ALPH a B { r c A L L Y
MASON'S

A. @. BOLTON. Perth Anboy. Phone III
Wholesale dealer In Lime. Lath, Cement.
and Masons' Supplies in General Sole Agent
for Vulcanits Portland Cement. High Grade
Brick. Plaster and Flue LINING
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
SUPPLIES

Raritan Mercantile Co.. SOC Front strest
Largest Dealers In Masons Supplies in
New Jersey. Cow Bay Sand, Grit. Brick
Cement, Crushed Stone, all sizes.
Orders by Phone. 975. m attended to-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01

FOR SALE or exchange. 10 acre farm
near trolley between Perth Ambo,
and Metuchen. Ten room dwelling. all
improvements, bungalow. fre-proof
chicken houses, incubator and brooder
house. Terms to suit. Burke & Boil
ger, $3.50 State ST., Perth Amboy, N. J..
1l533-l0-8-tf Tu,S
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01
ARCHITECTS
AUTO

A. CONQUEST. $40 High street
Auto Btorase. Auto Repairs, Auto Sup
plies and General hacbtnist.
Phone your location and / Will remedy
all trouble.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-01

Thomas W. Meek. 500 New Brunswick Ave.
Drop mo n postal to Box $50, Perth
Amboy, and I will call regularly and supply
you with pure MIN in bottles from my
own dairy.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
DESERVE WELL OF COUNTRY
Two Men Share Honor Of Inventlnc
lce-cream Soda, That Summer
Necessity.

Ice cream has been a dominating
influence in the progress of the soda
water industry since the advent Of
the pure fruit syrups. The addition
of thus. frozen spalate-tiekler to soda
water not only improved the richness
and smoothness Of the beverage, but
at the same time increased its food
value.
With the advent of the luscious
sundae came still additional in
crease in the consumption of both
soda and ice cream at fountains.
Everyone known just how tempting
the appearance Of the ice cream with
the added syrup. fruits and nutsa
combination pleasing alike to eye
palate.
There are many claimants to the
honor Of q did It first, as there are
TO almost all Of the combinations
represented by the modern menu or
dispensers guide, but whoever
thought of the sundae first did a
good thing, for which the public as
well as the fountain industry owe
vote Of thanks.
In the spring Of 1879 Robert Nj.
Green Of Philadelphia secured a con-
cession to dispense coda wafer at
an exposition held under the aus
pieces Of the Franklin institute 6f
Philadelphia, and stress of buz:aess
compelled him 10 do something to
attract the patronage Of The public
At all events, such was The inspira-
tion-according 10 Mr.. Sreen-
which prompted him 10 put ice
put ice cream in soda wafer.
Fred Sanders of Detroit was a
prominent confectioner of the Michi-
gan city. The inspiration to use ice
cream with soda water came 70 Mr..
Sanders one night when his plain
cream had soured and. without the
knowledge that it had already been
used as a component Of soda water
in the east, Mr.. Sanders used ice
cream and featured 1.-THE Phar-
maceutical Era.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23

Joseph Harrison, a ranchsr. who
o'clock IN the morning 10 rock his
new born twin boys 10 sleep. went out
70 the barn 70 do his early chores,
where he stumbled over newborn
calf, and Just after sunrise his blood
ed brood SOW gtse birth to litter o.
sir pigs.
Not 10 he outdone. a setting hen
hafched out eleven little ehlcks. and q
pigeon hafched out tuo squads.
Harrison says be II rolng 10 shoot
the family cat Grand junction
lcoIo.l Dispatch TO n. r World
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
NOT YET A HOUSEHOLD WORD
Rising Yeuna Journalist Found There
Were Places Where He Fame
Had Not Been HeraIded.

Louis BrownIow was born n what
may be described a. the backwoods
down south. N the course OF time he
Strengthened his plumage. tapped hls
wings. and sailed out into the cold
and dreary world to collect for him
self finance and fame. He landed on
: newspaper IN 4 southern city, and
made SO good on his Job that bis arti
cles were plastered under bis sigma
turs across the front page OF his jour
nal every day. After several months
he went back home. So far a. he was
able to determine he Was q eunbursf
On the horizon Of journalism. and fame
had hung about his form all the lights
and illuminations possible Louis
asked one of the old men at the
grocery store. speaking with \ pro
nouneed drawl and caressing his long.
thin whiskers. what be your limo OF
endeavor1" The newspaper busl-
ness" replied Brownlow. distinctly
proud well. Louis" pursued the
patriarch. be you a-selling' Of the %.
pers OF a-settin' OF the type9s
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
THE RIGHT SOAP FOR BABY'S
SKIN

In the care Of baby's skin and hair.
Cnticura Soap i the mothers f.
yorlte. Not only II II unriFaled In
purity and refreshing fragrance. but
It's gentle emollient properties arc
usually sufficient 10 aliay minor irri-
tations. remove redneas. roughness
and channg. nooths sensitive ecndi-
ssons. and promote skin and hair
health generally. Assisted By Cuti.
cura Ointment. II ~ most valuable in
the treatment Of ecxemas. rashes and
other itching. burning infantile srup-
tiona- cuticura Soap wears % wafer.
often oatiasting several cakes Of ordt.
nary soap and making iss use mcst
economical
cuticnra Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free. with sep. skin Book. Address
postcard "cuticurs. Dept /. Bosfon- !"
Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
BUY FAKE works OF ART"
Millionaire Collectors Gather Much
stun That Has No Real Value
70 the Owner.


a fake Raphael costing half
million marked J. Pierpont Nor
gan's debut into the collecting field"
said, with an evil laugh, an art
dealer.
Morgan once showed with great
pride miniature Of Mary, Queen
of Scots, in the full bloom OF her
womanly beauty.
"a Holbein,' he said, in his
gruff, stern way. "A Holbein mas
terpiece.'
How strange that isp said I.
And Holbein died before Mary,
of Scots, was year old, tool
81 had Botticelli that | wanted
to sell Morgan. But il vas a dubi-
Gus Botticelli. So Morgan shook
his head over it and said
Ny collection contains only
masterpieces. and every one Of these
masterpieces is authenticated.
"sBut, said |, there's one fake
in your collection fake Benvenu-
to Cellini.'
How do you know rs a fakeT
said Mr. Morgan contemptuously.
Because sold it to you myself
said |.
These miIlionaires are like chill
dren in our hands when they begin
to collect objects Of art Why.
Fifth avenue trust magnate showed
me superb silver teapot the other
day and said:
This belonged to William the
Conqueror.'
sIa, Ia, har ! roared Don't
You know, sir, that they didn't begin
to brew tea in England till centuries
after William the Conqueror was
dead and buried|
NO, he didn't know IL. and he
put the teapot away with an angry
frowD. / think he'd have contra
d;cted me If he'd dared.
when | am escorted through
these millionaires' galleries | always
think OF John Sloan's remark about
Corof.
" 1.-The indafafigabIc corot, said
Sloan, regarding me gravely through
his black-rimmed pice-nez. painted
during his long and IaEorious life
5000 masterpieces, OF which no less
than q 900 are still extani'
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
ARTIFICIAL TIME DIVISIONS.

The week is not real division of
time, for there is no change in ma
ture 10 mark it. II is part Of the
religious marking off Of time, but in
the sense Of natures division il is
wholly artificial. This is not true of
night aud day, which We would know
for divisions, even bad they no
names, nor of the year, for while
man has given to the months their
names, they are really marked of
from each other by sharp variations
of weather May is really different
from June, and October from No
vember.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
BUILDS A slxTEEN-FooT TOY
Memphis Man Works Hard Best Part
Of Year ~ Something 10 Please
HIs Small Grandson.

Pictrue grandfather, aged sew
enty-three, working the greater part
of the year on composite mechan-
ical toy that will please his little
grandson at Christmas time. That
man is j. G.. Handwerker of No.
500 North Seventh street, Memphis,
tenn. Each winter he evolves some
thing out of the ordinary for Earl
Becker, his ten-year-old grandson.
But the best part of the work is
that it is good for the entire year
and is delight TO grown-ups as well
az youths. There now is in opera
tion in his home a mechanical pro-
duction that is the envy of the neigh
borhood children and is yisiter BIZ
many adults who marvel at the pa
thence and the precision required to
produce the spectacle. The toy ex-
tends entirely across sixteen-foot
room. 1t represents mountain sur
mounted BY Christmas tree that
reaches to the ceiling. In the fore
ground. scattered over the mountain.
are thirty mechanical figures. 4
bucking broncho is trying to throw
its rider. an elephant lie beating
drum, housewife is shown sweep
ing before her electrically lighted
home, and several automobiles are
seen ascending The mountain. A
monkey climbs up and down a rope
suspended from a tree and there are
other trained animals. The entire
spectacle is driven BY springs, belts
and pulleys.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
POOR PRovlpER.

The daughter Of the family had
received a proposal Of marriage and
the momentous subject was being
discussed at the breakfast table next
morning.
"Say, dad,D spoke up Freddie, 81
don't believe sisters Teller will make
a good husband
What makes you think so. my
boy 2" asked his father. with a smile.
"Why," returned Freddie, she's
been coming here for over a year,
and in all that time he's given me
only seventeen cents. Judge.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23

George =. Baker. the noted anAn.
cier. was for many years pIerpons
Morgan's close friend. and IN nnaiyr.
Ing Mr.. MorEnn's success Mr.. Haksr
once sald to New York correspond
ent.
Tie vas not the inpsfuous. head
long man OF action ne has been pic.
tured. lie once gave me this advice
advice which BE always himself fol.
lowed.
BE sure you are right - then
pause for reflection
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
SAILOR REFUSED A THRONE
Dasky Princess Went With Offer Of
Rulershlp, So He Went Back
20 England.

The death has occurred at the age
of ninety-three Of Capt. Philip II.
Nichols az Manchester, England,
who had long and adventurous life
on the sea.
A native OF Sidmouth, Devon,
Captain Nichols became a sailor
when he was thirteen. For thirty
five years he followed his profession,
and among his ships was one Of the
famous tea clippers which made
quick passages from London to
Hongkong before steamships became
common.
His sfYangesi adventure vas when
he was cruising in fhe Pacific. At
the 3ulu islands he became favor
tie with the rulers, who conferred.
royal honors on him, presented him
with the sword of state and other
regalia and Offered to give him an
Island fo9 himself IL he would settle
there.
But the gallant captain discov-
cred that in the background vas an
alliance with dusky princess. His
affections were already engaged, so
he rejected the offer and returned TO
the sea. New York Herald.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
NEEDLESS WORRY.


"Why the cogitation ?"
Il dislike TO take my engagement
ring to a jeweler, and yet | should
like TO know what it cost. But it
would embarrass me to take it to a
jeweler. =
"You needn't. There are at least
two girls in our set who have had IL
valued" Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
QUIMInE AHO iROn-THE MOST
EFFEeTuAl GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tsasiess chilli Tonic Comblrss beth
la Tssttiess form. The ouioin< dr;=ss
ous Msisr;s and the Iron builds up
the System. For Adults and
Children

You know what you arc taking when
Won take GROVES TASTEf.ESS chill
TONIC. recognized for 20 years through
out The South - the standard Malaria.
Chill and Fever Remedy and General
Strengthening Tonic. II 10 a. strong as
the strongest bitter tonic. but you do not
taste the bitter because the ingredients
do not dissolve in the mouth but do dis
solve readily i'm the acids Of the stomach
Curranteed by your Druggist. We mean
IL. voc.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
HUmoR AND pArHos.

"After all" said the ready-made
philosopher. "humor and pathos are
very closely allied
That's right" replied the come
dian, 81 don't know Of anything sad
der than to tell a funny story which
doesn't get laugh"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23

Circumstances, you see, have a great
deal TO do
With how things turn out with me
and with you.
| met Jones next day and, with tears
in his eyes,
lie said Hereafter I'll tell only
lies
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23

Arrays had pain and
was irregular. Dur
Ing the delay | suf-
fered q great deal
with headache. back
ache. dizziness, few
eriah spells. nervous
ness and bloating.
I had been married
nearly three years.
I took Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable
nfnr,n4fr<I and now
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23
MODIFIED VIEWS.

'.You once said il was a disgrace
to die rich
81 have changed my mind" re-
piled Mr. Dustin Stax. at is hot
disgrace; merely a misfortune. -
Washington Evening Star.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-23

The new money washing machine
has been installed IN the Philadelphia
mint b. Burgess Smith. its Inventor.
II weighs $500 pounds. has capacity
OF FIVE thousand notes an hour. and
las two parss--one scrabs the note.
the second gives Il . cold water bath