The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1913-03-26

sky and furnish water for the mills,
the Robin hopping ON the ground
will sing sweete nothings to his
mate, land the thrush will make Car
uso sound like a pig caught IN
derneath a gate.
The chill and FEVER germ Will
dare the Quinine capsule from us
Dox, and they two. Doliing from
their lairs, will batter one another
blocks. The Christian Scientist
Will shin a tree-box, calling the
police; the doctor. running out ana
in. will bid the Armageddon cease;
che doughty germ Will toe the
mark and rock the planet with his
DIows. and the terrible chinchona
bark will drop his with bloody
nose.
The special session will convene
upon the glad and seventh day.
and what has mostly made US lean
will duly perish in the fray. Wen
knock the stuffing out OF tainss
that knocked the stuffing out OIL
US. the predatory tariff rings
will yield the spirit in the muss.
the fats will waddle down the plank
and DiuDber while they're getting
drowned. and the leans will wal.z
around the bank and cheer a new
deal AL around
The beauty OF the cherry blooms
will calmly burst upon the view aud
sweet and wonderful perfumes wiii
wander up the avenue. The Du.-
lercup Will glow again IN many a
soIt and snady aeii, tue hungry hir-
ed man will strain his hearing Tor
che dinner bell. the young mans
thoughts WILL turn to love. and the
happy calf will buck and dance. the
brighter iris on the QOve VIII waAe
the poet uom his trance.
mere Is no magic quite the same
az that exhibited In spring. when
the rednud trees are all afiame ana
tne meadowlarks begin to sing.
poet now and then u slain for
standing bravely to his Tyre. put
rne pOetaster in the nam Is there
with the immortal fire. He may
60 down beneath the weight OIL
forces ne cannot oppose. but the
chances are. at any rate. he'll rem
der something with mis- toes.
The cyclone season will remind
the HARDY piainsman or his hoie.
aud the gentle tenor OF the wIna
will rouse the excavating mole.
Inc eager gardener will turn the
soil behind his shack. the hen. with
splendid unconcern, will waddle in
aud turn It back, the happy citi-
zen will shed his heavy winter over
coat. and the hunter weighted
down with lead. will come
crOpper from his boat.
For the first twenty days April
wall be under the influence OF
Aries the Ram, the first sign o.
the zodiac. People born under TINS
sign are remarkably c0ntented and
are not seeking office under the
Democratic administration. They
nave very fine and generous ma
lures. and want other people to
nave all the plums. they are very
eloquent. and could get equal rights
for women il they were interested
in it. They have very simple tastes
and are not ashamed to be seen in
cheap automobiles. Thomas Jel-
fersOn and John Burroughs, both
OF whom were born under this
sign. are typical.
The last ten days of April will
be under the influence OF Taurus
the Bull. Taurus people have a
capacity for happiness. and usual
ly live as near a moving picture
theater as they eau get. They are
easily imposed on. and make soft
parents for young men at college.
They are very even tempered and
can raise big families of children
without making much fuss about
it. Josh Billings. Daniel Defoe and
Artemus Ward were all born un-