The Glenwood post., 1913-03-01

When tAs iast sslf stick 10 Is.aed,
And tie AA4b havs hses counted Aad
packed;
When tAs greet swivel chair has been
AaftsA
And the Gx-lAGesA sofa 10 stacked,
We shall saaile-s.d esds' for good rea-
The air snail b black with our hats,
And wen n sing . song of thanksgiv-
That the le&ns have succeeded the
fats.
The Goa, hes shall walk by the wagons
And show rs Q case of the blues;
The caddies shali trail the procession
And pattor their iusty boo-hoos.
The greatest Of notable golfers
Shall sit on his gooas crying Fore!' -
And the man o. tAs strest nay be Ger
That we II never do that any more.
And no one hall talk about baffels.
And no one sAail prattls Of spoons;
We shall hang o. the words Of q
prophet,
And ask the most beautiful boons.
The white house shall Look like Q col
lege,
The idler shall herd with his kith,
And weH al Mt around on the campus
And talk about matters of pith.
The winter shall wane. and the heav-
ems shall mirror the beauty of spring.
The syrup shall stir in the maple, and
the robin shall merrily ling. The calf
shall ignore Mr.. Wilson and do an in
augural dance, the sweet fashion plate
of the season shall put on his medium
pants, the Democrat seeking an office
shall sound his shrill clamor of pic,
and his lucklese Republican brother
shall jump off of the pay roll and die.
The tenant we had in the white
House shall show his successor the
place, and nothing shall linser between
them on ths score Of that laughabie
raee. He II show him tho pantry, the
elosets, ths plsee for his coats and his
caPs, the hot water plant in tho cellar,
snd the way to turR all the taps, ex-
plain the trap doors and the signals,
the extra bed rooms for his kin, and
give . few fine examples of how to be
out when he's in.
He'll show him the tricks about
CALLERS, the little peep-hole in the door,
the big folding desk to escape in, and
the dictaRraph under the floor. He'll
show where Senators enter, the plant
to cool congressman 3 heels, the way to
make use of his double, the secret hall
way to his meals, the chair with the
airpipe shove it for people who smoke
cigarettes, and the dungeon deep down
in the basement for discharging polit
ieal debts.
The lark shall awake in the morning
To sound = grand opera strain,
The daisy shall bloom in the meadow,
And the cook shall get married again.
The Wild goose shall startle the heaven.
With tales Of the Mexican war,
The poet shall fall On his zither
And show what the season 10 for,
The hunter shall HE to the marshea,
Where the grim pneumococeus abides,
And the month shall proceed from the
ca1ends
To the famous Caesarian idee.
Alas! for the glory of Caesar, the
womenfolks wanted to vote, and falling
upon him with daggers, they cut off
the tail of his coat. He begged them to
think Of their children, their hoaes
and their duty as wives, but they o.ly
beset him the harder, and cried for i'm
perial lives. ''Dear ladies'" said
Caesar. repeslling the first of the muir
derous blows, "you have no executive
judgment, as the single task given you
sAowA We gave you the small servant
problem to show what the women could
do, and there isn't another mess like
Il. / ask If that isn't true!' Alas!
for great Caesar, they killed him, in
fary they cut him in two They rsss
By the Pillar Of Pompey. exclaiming.
"This finishes you'll" The glory Of
Cesar was nothing, the truth he hal
uttered was vain-they all fell upon
hin with daggers and cut him in twain.
The fateful 18th having happened, re-
calling that terrible mob, the average
citizen . fancy will seek some political