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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08
BOUND TO HAVE EXCITEMENT
Without Proper Materials for Gam
bling, Germany" sehaefer Propos-
ed to Utilize Household Articles.

Germany schaefer, the Senator'S
clown-coach, just can't resist gam
bling He once attended a party Civ
en- by a friend. and as everything
was convivial, Germany suggested
that a little gambling be done.
Have you any cards In the house?"
he asked the lady OF the house.
mo. Mr.. Schaefer, we don't have
card playing here"
We'll. have you got some diceI"
Schaefer insisted.
Il tell YOU" said the lady, n little
testify, I'VE don't allow gambling OF
any sort"
We'll have you got any wash-tubs
n the cellar?" inquired the persistent
5ehaefer.
Certainly we have. There are
half dozen tubs down there"
well, for the love OF mud" bel
lowed Herman, get me three tubs
and a watermelon, and I'll work the
three-shel game. New York Amer.
lean.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08
.E|}Iz1rIQZAIL .CZlGii5cld3Q
.MIFlERl1QS - - IEEss#a 7EEzEER
Mexican Juggling Lariat

that his views we're greeted with loud
outlaws. In conclusion he said:
"They laughed. MIR President" he
wrote, "at the profundity of their own
ineptitude."
The letter was referred to the de-
partment Of justice. and Wrisley
Brown was asked TO prepare an in
dosement for IT, There was a scream
Of laughter when Brown turned in
burlesque opinion, couched in words
which outranked the professors ten
to one. They say President Taft
chuckled all day over it. And as for
big words-just watch:
After careful reflection" wrote
Wrisley Brown, Il concur in the phys
ical theorems herein deduced by the
complainant His conclusions regard
ing the auto-suggestion Of crime are
fully borne out by the history Of hu-
man experience. It's insidious effect
upon the mind has a pronounced ten.
dency to bring on aboulomania or cre'
tinism of the will power, combined
with a choreic condition Of the facul-
ties.
In some cases 1t has even been
known to induce katatonia or some
more serious dissertation of the men
tai elements Of a luetic character and
furibund developments such as, for in
stance. confessional encephalomalacia
THE application Of the third degree
annilhilates the inhibitory powers of
the average victim and plunges him
into a state of volitional hypnosis.
thereby breaking down the fundamen-
tai doctrine Of free agency. All the
principles Of abstract justice rise us
and shout against it with a thousand
fhrnafeu -
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

TO cough in the most approved man.
ner The fruit Of this plant resembles
the common broad bean.
1t appears that the coughing plant
Is something of crank, that it easily
works itself into rage and that it has
a curious horror of all dust.
AS soon as a few grains of dust
are deposited on its leaves, the air
chambers that cover their faces and
are respiratory organs of the plant
become filed with gas swell and end
by driving out the gas with slight
explosion and sound that resembles
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

Il like this pattern well enough, Z"
said the customer who had dropped
In to look at some ribbons, but I'm
afraid the colors will run"
Run, ma'am!- Indignantly an
swered the salesman. Red. white
and blue? They never rum"
Whereupon the woman with the
tiny American flag pinned to the
lapel of her jacket rose patriotically
to the occasion and bought 45
yards.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

tc shoot up every57dy you see in this
office, bave your"
This was too much for Arrelsford,
ard he made a desperate plunge for
ward tD get at Thorne, who shook his
woundH'i wrist in the secret service
agents face. The soldiers held him
tightly. however, and Thorne con-
tinued hctly:
Get his gun away, sergeant; he'll
hurt somebody"
While the soldiers-who appeared
to entertain no doubt and to have no
hcsitancy whatever about obeying
Thorne's orders, the latter evidently
the military man Of the two and his
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

the doleful thought presents itself OF
the bogy-lnan attempts to show his
face; to look always on tho bright
side of things, determined to stand a.
ways in the sunshine rather than 10
the shadow-this it is that make,
life with its daily round and is
knotty problems continually easie,
This hopeful, optimistic, courage.fs
waysup attitude Of mind and hea,
is to set into operation subtle, silen
forces that are CONTINUALLY wcr
along the lines we are goin~ and thu
opens the way for us to arrivq."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

to st. Joseph, Mich. when a number
OF young bloods, who mistook him
for a minister of the gospel, began to
make sport Of religion and clergymen,
thinking to get Jim stirred up. The
old man said not word till the train
stopped at st. Joseph and he was
about to step of. He then turned to
the boys said kindly:
Goodby, boysl Wen meet again In
a few weeks"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08
QUEER PLANT THAT COUGHS
Works Itself Into Rage When Dust
Is Deposited on Its
Leaves.

All have read of carnivorous plants,
Of laughing plants and of plants that
weep, but who has heard of a plant
that coughs?
There is the authority of French
5otanist however, for the statement
t..at plant in various tropical re-
r. r oo'''"Ov nnsaesses the power
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08
DID THEY MEET AGAIN?

Jim Vincent, now the proprietor Of a
Iarge resort hotel, was at one time in
a salaried position in the affairs of the
state OF Michigan Jim had very
ministerial look and his dress was
equally clerical. Small. wizen-faced,
he was seldom caught smiling, though
his good humoC was OF the contagious
kind. He was often taken for preach
eE and seldom corrected the error.
One day he was riding from Chicago
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

who after her marriage and divorce
from John Alexander Stirling, Scot,
tish laird, married Lord Cholmondeley
by whom, at Cholmondeley Castle, she
has recently given birth to beautiful
daughter.
1T is astonishing" said Mr.. Froh.
man, what a tremendous success o
pretty American girl can have among
the English aristoracy."
Mr.. Frohman smiled.
Love-" he said, mot only makes
the world so round--it turns your
head"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08
cospe, of COURAGE.

Ralph Waldo Trine stated his belief
thus IN Harpers Bazaar:
ITO get up each morning deter
mined to be happy, determined to be
master Of the events of the Cay in
stead Of being mastered by them; to
take anew this attitude of mind when
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08
Another Case.

Esmond, R. L-"I write to tell you
how much good your medicine has done
me and to let other women know that
there is help for them. suffered with
bearing down pains, headache, was ir-
regular and felt blue and depressed all
the time. | took Lydia E. Pinkham'a
Vegetable Compound and commenced to
gain in short time and am q well wo-
man today. I am on my feet from early
morning until late at night running a
boarding house and do all my own work.
] hope that many suffering women will
try your medicine. 1t makes happier
wives and mothers. Mrs. ANNA HAM
SEN, Esmond. Rhode Island.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08
Blue and
DISCOURAGED
Mrs. Hamilton Tells How She
Finally Found Health in
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg. =.
etable Compound.
Warren. Ind. II was bothered ter.
ribly with female weakness. Ihad paina

and was not regular,
my head ached all
the time,I had bear
ing down pains and
my back hurt me the
biggest part of the
time, 1 was dizzy
and had weak feel
ings when I would
stoop over, it hurt
me to walk any dis
tance and 1 felt blue
and DISCOURAGED.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

II began taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and am now in
good health. If it had not been for
that medicine I would have been in my
grave a long time ago. Mrs. ARTIE E.
HAMILTON, RID. No. 6. Warren, Ind.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

What do you mean? Where win
we meet again? We are from Detroit;
are you going there?" the leader
asked with look of surprise.
Il don't expect to go to Detroit
soon," Jim replied, "but my name is
Vincent; am the warden Of the
prison at Jackson. When you come, 1
will treat you as well as the terms Of
your sentence will permit"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

so much the cough of child suffer
ing from cold as to carry a most
uncanny sensation to the one behold
ing the phenomenon Philadelphia
Telegraph.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08
Has Tested Himself.

Smoking again? l thought you'd
sut it out"
We'll, you see, when I've convinced
myself that I can cut it out whenever
want l start smoking again"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

Mrs.Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhRmma.
AOnYallays pain, cures wind colic,2 ,25c bottle-La
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

Would you try to fatter a married
man by telling him that he doesn't
look II?
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08
AII.conquerInn Love

Charles Frohman was talking about
the beautiful Washington chorus girl
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

The Peerless Eat reducing treatment 10 un-
excelled; perfectly harmless: no dieting. No
drugs Thousands uaing Il, Write for par
ucularG TO JOHN ". DYER, In7 BHAWhTuT
AVE, NEW BEDFORD. MASS
Smallest bank In tha world. Holds ten
dlmeA Opens automatically when full,
nickel plated 10 centA brings ono BY parcel
poet Parker stewart y Co., Toledo. Ohio.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-08-08

and discouraged.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03
WOULD have SCHOOLS
STUDY COTTON seed
Such is the Suggestion of
SOuIe

Atlanta, August DIR. Andrew NJ
Soule, president of the State College
of Agriculture at Athens, Ga, in an
article for publication has suggested
that day be set apart by the common
schools of Georgia this fall for the
purpose of studying cotton seed, its
by-products and their influence on
commerce, industries and agriculture
DR., Soule has long been one of the
most enthusiastic boosters of tie
lowly cotton seed and to him as much
as any one else is due the credit for
increasing the consumption of cotton
seed meal and bulls in the live stock
industry; the increased use of cons
mercial fertilizer on the farm and best
of all pointing out to the farmer the
value of wise seed selection.
After pointing out what the cotton
seed mean to the South, DR.. Soule
writes:
Thus, practically every phase Of
the live stock industry has been ma,
terially benefited through the use OF
a by-product of the cotton seed, but
unfortunately, we are not fully alive
to the great opportunity which it
affords us, and we are only using it,
comparatively speaking, in an indis-
ferent way as yet, and thus failing to
reap the full benefits of its undevelop-
ed potentialities. Study and invest-
cation along this line will reward our
farmers as much as in any other di-
rectien. 1t will be fine thing to have
day set aside in every school in
Georgia for the study of cotton seed
and it's by-products and their influence
on commerce, industries and agricul-
ture. Let US awake to the great pos
sibilities which full realization CT
the merits and value of these by-pro-
ducts have already conferred and the
future influence which they may be
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03
CROP OUTLOOK
MOST FAVORABLE
Farmers Use Less Expensive
Methods

Macon, Ga. Aug. 2.-According to
reports received by the Fourth Ma
uonal bank of Macon, crop conditions
Il roughout the state are in most ia
Sorable shape, and there is every rea-
son for farmers and business men t.
feel encouraged over the outlook.
1t all depends now upon the weather
conditions, which, if favorable, will en-.
able fine crop of corn and cotton
to be marketed, and at less expense
than last year.
Mr.. Charles B. Lewis, vice presi-
dent of the Fourth National bank, to
day discussed the reports received by
his institution. He said:
Within the last week l have re-
ceived a report from practically every
county in the state, from which l have
obtained the following figures: Pros
poets for a normal cotton crop are
81 2-3 per cent; corn, Sc per cent
The cost of production is IA per cent
less than last year, while the indebt,
edness of the farmers is ) per CEN;
less than at the same period in 1912
A fair corn crop is already made, but
of course, cotton may yet deterio
rate"
Continuing, Mr.. Lewis said: Il an
of the opinion that Georgia, as :
whole, will market a good crop, ant
that the fall and winter trade will bt
active. There is, however, an I'm.
mistakable undercurrent of dissatis
| faction in the business world, which !.
the natural result of the change in ad
ministrations at Washington, and TIL
legislation which is being enacted
Taken generally, the fundamentals o
the business and financial world ar.
thoroughly sound, and just as soon d
the country has an opportunity t.
know exactly where it stands, mat
ters will unquestionably settle dow
on a basis that will mean progress
and prosperity"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03
WILL there Be AN EXTRA
SESSION OF LEGISLATURE
SpeCuIatiOns Being Made
Concerning 1t

Atlanta, August Eff Governor
Slaton calls an extra session of the
legislature this year, it will be imme-
diately after the regular session adj
journs the middle of this month-anl
if the predictions of state house offic-
ials are true there is going to be an
extra session unless this financial
problem is worked out within the
next two weeks.
Tax equalization, income tax, inner
itance tax, extra levy and all those
things are details which may be ar
ranged in one way and another. The
one thing that is vital in the estima-
ton of the governor, to have the ap,
preparations and the prospective in
come of the state about eqhal.
Either raise more money or spend
less, is the thing he will insist on not
only to the end Of the present legie-
.lature, but which will be put before
them at a special session if neces-
sary.
The question Of issuing new bonds
to retire part Of the states bonded
Indebtedness Is one that must also be
figured On either within the next four
teen DAYS or a an extra session.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03
new JUDGE IS POSSIBLE
FOR ATLANTA CIRCUIT
Senate Passes Bill and It's
Up TO Governor

Atlanta, August z,-Tns state SEN
ate by . vote n 81 70 4, passed taq
bill Of Representatives Smith. Black
burn and Cochran this morning, pro-
yidink for an additional Judge for tas
superior court Of the Atlanta judicial
circuit.
Senators Taryer, DIN, Pope and
Parrish voted against the measure.
Only the governors signature Is now
needed 10 make the bill a law.
The senate also passed bill of Sen
ator Ford's quarantlning cotton ship
ments affected By the Mexican boil
weeyll President Anderson spoke for
the measure, which was passed unan-
lmously
The penitentiary committee of the
senate left for Milledgevllle this af-
ternoon TO inspect the prison farm
and the state reformatory.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03
REPUBLICANS MUST
TAKE MEDICINE
TilImdn Tells Them to Act
Like Men

Washington, D. c., Aug. '2-Currency
legislation of a temporary nature to
be attached to the tariff bill was
urged upon President Wilson today
by Senator Tillman as highly desir-
able.
Upon leaving the white house,
Senator Tillman made this explana-
ton of his visit:
"The purpose of my visit to the
white house was to suggest to the
president the advisability of prepar-
ing an amendment to the tariff bill,
Uhich would give us Immediately
money in the South and West 70,
moving crops, and push both
through the senate by night sessions
il necessary.
Il told the president the repubil'
cans seemed to object more strenu-
ously to currency legislation than to
tariff legislation, and l felt the pep
pie of the country would applaud i.
we gave them a dose of both and held
their noses until they swallowed.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03
HAVE YOU SOMETHING
TO SELL? -. -. -. -.

If so, do you tell the public
about it? If you do, how do
you do it?
And what sort of reputation
is back of the merchandise you
are offering?
The answers to these ques-
tons may spell success or fail
ure to many a merchant.
From an intimate association
with a wide circle of concerns,
merchandising all the neces-
saries of life, we venture to say:
"The quickest and surest way
to reach the public is through
the columns of a dependable
daily newspaper like The Times-
Recorder-one that has high
standing in the community II
serves, and has the confidence
of its readers.
" The most dependable articles
sold today are those to when
the manufacturer Is not afraid
to attach his label--that is TO
say, his reputation.
Retail merchants are now
joining hands with the manu-
facturer, and the public Is thus
doubly guaranteed against in
feriority.
The combination Of manu-
facturer and retailer plus good,
clean newspaper advertising,
means success to them both,
with the maximum of satisfac
ton TO the purchaser"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03

Leave Americas for Richland, Allan
ia, Birmingham, Hurtsboro, Mont
omery and points West and Northwest
1850 a. N.
3:13 D. N.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03

GUARANTEED RUBBER GOODS
1t is easy for a customer to
be deceived regarding rubber
goods. The druggist must be
relied upon to supply right
quality at right price. We buy
all rubber goods carefully and
from manufacturers who make
only honest products.
Our line Of rubber goods is
complete and quality is guar
dnteed to be just as represented
HOT WATER BOTTLES, FOUN.
TAIN SYRINGES, COMBINATION
FOUNTAIN SYRINGES
See this guaranteed line be-
fore selecting anything in rub
Der goods.
ELDRIDGE DRUG co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03
SedbOdPd Air Line
The Progressive Railway Of the South

Leave Americas for Cordele, Able.
vile, Helena and intermediate points
500 pm
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03

Circus Manager-Why don't yoq
start your performance, Miss Tanner?
Miss Tamer--I simply daren't go
into the lions cage while that horrid
mouse Is there!-Comic Cuts.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03

made to exert when all that is now
known or may be discovered in the
Immediate future is az generally dis
seminated and as thoroughly appreci-
ated as it should be-"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03

For further information apply to II.
P. Everett, Local Agent, Americas,
Ca; G. W. Small, Div. Pass Agt.,
Savannah, Ca; C. B. Ryan, G. P. A.
Portsmouth. Va
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-08-03

Leave Americas for Richland, Co
!"mbus, Dawson, Albany and interme-
date points
1905 a. m
The daily sentinel., 1913-09-26
TRIED To MAKE
WATER RUN Up
HILL, CHARGE
Government Attorney in River
side Case Urges New Trial
Be Denied.

"These defendants-Dr. John
Gould, j. Albert Wright and Frank
White, promoters of the Riverside
Land & Irrigation Company
sc people that we know OF to Invest
IN their Western Slope scheme. They
relied on their false representations,
that water titles were ready, that
peach and apple and pear trees
would bloom and the land blossom
like a paradise; and they knew at
the same time that they could not
get water and their scheme would
cost millions. They didn't have a
dollar to follow out their plan"
This was the statement Of Freder-
icll a. Maynard. assistant to the at
torney general Of the United States,
to the court of appeals in Denver in
the hearing in which the three pro-
moters named by Maynard seek to
avoid going to prison for fifteen
months.
Prosecutor Maynard, who tried the
cases at Montrose for the govern
ment, said that the maps and plats
showed that the promoters intended
to make water run up hill; that they
received thousands of dollars from
working people in all walks of life
who believed the representations In
circulars to the effect that the drudg-
cry of city life would cease and the
buyer could loll In the lap Of luxury
by buying 40 acres of dry land from
the Riverside company.
The federal attorney said that the
scheme showed that one of the big
bitches was to skirt n mountain, was
destined to be 107 miles long and
would cost millions If carried out;
yet the three men knew that they did
not have the money and could not
raise II. He said that nothing was
ever done except file maps and then
blk the unwary by stock sales.
Attorney Henry McAllister, repre-
senting the three defendants who
Will have to go to Leavenworth for
fifteen months unless tho court
grants them new trial, said that
the scheme was neither imaginary
nor visionary; that some of the best
engineers in Colorado had approved
IL; that the promoters showed their
good faith by making trips to Wash
ington to get title to the lands, and
lost all their life savings in the in
Yestment.
The daily sentinel., 1913-09-26
Will MERGE LOCAL AND ARIZONA
SUGAR COMPANIES, IS REPORT
Dae McKnnie and Share Said to Be Planning Cultivation Of
Cane Sugar in South; High Line viii Insure
Continuation Of Local Factory

THAT merger of the Western Sugar Land Company,
ing sugar factory this city, and the Southwestern Sugar
Company operating similar plant Glendale Arlz practi
c completed the substance of story carried by Colorado
Springs newspapers today
The two concerns practically owned by J. r. McKinne
E. c. Sharer r. p Dave and represent total capitalization
soooooo The purpose of the consolidation is said to be
Improvement of both factories and the substitution of
growing beets 1t declared that of the
hnery of beet the Glendale plant
be moved Grand Junction. while mill will be erected
there Cane growing scale is said be planned
by the company Arizona but believed that this deve
opment will extend this
The opening 900 good beet land cultivation
under the High Line will insure the of the local plant
it declared and the machinery from the Glendale plant WILL in
measure replace less modern in the local factory
The daily sentinel., 1913-09-26
KENEHAN HOT ON
TRAIL OF GRAFT
sentinel specinl service.

Sentinel Special Service.
Denver. Sept. 26.-State Auditor
Kenehan has had his hands full for
the past few months investigating al
legged Irregularities in different coun
ties-among them Mesa and Garfield.
Now he will be asked, 1t is said, by
the governor to make an inquiry into
alleged graft in the state teachers
college at Greeley where it is said
irregularities have been going on for
ten years. The governors, however,
will take no steps to displace any
one connected with the institution
until after a thorough inquiry has
been had. He says that most of the
originate from persons
who have been discharged from con-
nection with the institution.
The daily sentinel., 1913-09-26

No matter how chronic your cough
or how severe your throat or lung
ailment is, DR.. Kings New Discovery
will surely help you; it may save
your life. Stillman Green, of Mali
chite, Colo, writes: Two doctors
said had consumption and could not
live two years. l used DR.. Kings
New Discovery and am alive and
we'll" Your money refunded If 1t
fails to benefit you. The best home
remedy for coughs. colds, throat and
lung troubles. Price soc and S1.00.
Guaranteed by c. ID. Smith Drug Co.