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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-01-02

Watch for Sunday Menu at the
Booster Cafe. II
Arthur Mcclure, returned Monday
from a visit with friends at Des Moines.
A boy was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Dick Johnson, five miles northeast of
town the fore part of the week.
Miss Kate Mcclure returned to her
duties at Council Bluffs Sunday, after
spending several days with relatives.
Mrs. J. F. Frazier returned from
Omaha yesterday after spending a
couple of days in the city on business.
Albert Schrader, of Victor, Iowa, ar
rived in Audubon Monday to make his
brother VIM. Schrader an extended
visit.
Mrs. F. A. Drury accompanied Mrs.
VIM. Deets to Atlantic Monday and will
visit at her home for a week or ten
days.
Dolph Tate and VIM. Rutt, who have
been visiting at the Henry Lloyd home,
returned to their homes in Casey Tues.
day.
A gents size watch was recently
found and owner can have same by
proving property and paying for this
notice. See ]. r. Chandler.
A. Dannenberg, who has been visiting
over Christmas with friends at Dies
Moines, and at his old home, Grinnell,
is back in Audubon attending to his
duties at the tailor shop.
1t is time to give yourself little per
sonal attention now. Our Resor Quinol
Hair Tonic is fast extending it's merits
and our Cold Creams and lotions will
remedy the i'll effects of rough winds. j
Prick Drug Co.
| Henry Jacobsen who has been up in
Sask, Canada the past three weeks, re
turned home Tuesday. He says they
are having fine weather in Canada and
the winter is not as severe as it has
been in past years.
Mrs. A. w. Hudler, who has beer
visiting at Marengo, came to Audubon
Monday to join her husband who has
been here couple of weeks, and will
make Audubon their home. Mr.. Hud
Ter is the efficient foreman at the AID
vocate Office. These young people have
many friends here who welcome then
back to Audubon.
w. S. Roberts and o. r. Harris are
back to Audubon from a three week:
visit with relatives and friends in
California. They report most delight
full time seeing the sights and filling uI
on the perfume and aroma of the roses
but are glad to get back to where the
snow flies by day and jack frost plays
havoc by night.
S. ], Kopp of Glidden, Iowa sends q
fine New Years greeting and a check
to extend his subscription to the Re,
publican for another year. He remarks
that your paper is the best it has ever
been and we would not think of doing
without the good Audubon Republican. y
We are pleased to know that our efforts
to publish clean newspaper, are being
appreciated. Mr.. Kopp formerly lived
in Audubon and his relatives still re,
side here.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-01-02

]. J. Ruhs returned yesterday from a
couple of days business visit at Des
Moines.
T. B. Kerwin and daughter were pas
sengers to Carroll Monday, returning
home yesterday.
n. X. Rasmussen went to Davenport:
the latter part of the week to visit old
friends and acquaintances.
VIM. O'Brien, departed Tuesday
morning for Minooka, Ill, to spend a
week or ten days with his brothers.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Townsend are
back home from ten days visit with
their daughter at Marshalltown.
E. A. Kisseck and grandson left Au
dubon the last of the week to spend 8
couple of weeks visiting at Red6eld.
Miss Edith Ingerslew, of Sharon Cen
ter, went to Dts Moines Monday to re
sumo her studies in one of the colleges
Lost on the streets of Audubon last
Friday, Shriners button. Finder re
turn to this Office and receive reward. 1Io
Jess Schouboe went to Omaha Tues.
day to make new contract for the line
of automobiles he will handle this year
j. NJ. Mccain and wife who have
been here on visit at the Andrew
Andersen home, returned to their home
Tuesday.
Miss Ethel Woodland, who has beer
visiting here several days, departed
Monday for Marengo where she has
employment.
Mrs. d. G. Bell and daughter, who
have been here on visit at the G. w
Preston home, have returned to theil
home in Anita.
Miss Andersen, who has been here Wis
ting at the home of her cousin, Andrew
Andersen, returned to her home in At
lantic Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robt. Mckinney whC
have been guests at the VIM. Ruckel
home over Christmas, returned to theiI
home in Logan Tuesday.
Mrs. J. L. Thompson, who has beer
here on a visit co her mother, Mrs
Railsback, left Tuesday morning fol
her home in Trenton, Mo.
Geo. and Henry Henriksen went tc
Omaha Monday where they met Geo
Henriksen's wife, who has been absent
the past month visiting relatives al
Kansas City.
Mrs. Frank Carper, of Trip County
S. D., arrived in the city for visit
with relatives. She was accompanied
by her mother of Omaha who will also
visit here few days.
Rev. G. G. Brown, pastor Of one o.
the churches at Shellsburg, was in the
city Monday visiting friends. He re
turned home via Newton where he
stopped to visit day.
Will Mclaughlin and family who
have been here on a visit to his brother
departed Monday for his home in st
Joe where he has lucrative position
with railroad company
Leo Eckles, who has been here on 8
visit to his brother William, and his
aunt, Miss Kate Roache, departed Tues
day for Seattle, Washington, where hi
will work this coming year.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
Try to Remember These Facts.

When you lose your temper, when
you procrastinate, when you get nerv-
Gus, excited, when you are blue and
disappointed, when you worry, you
lose much of your energy, your eff
cheney; you cannot bring the whole,
complete, positive person to your task
A discor6ant, troubled, unbalanced
mind is in no condition to do good
work.
1t is negative, and negative mind
cannot produce.
Never mind what others DO; run
your own machine, think your own
thought, live your own life.
Let others fret and worry, if they
will; keep your poise, your serenity.
Do not initiate, follow, pretend or
pose.
Be self-reliant, independent.
Be yourself.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
GROWTH OF THE LANGUAGE
Names Of Prominent Persons Are
Now Commonly Used as Verbs
and Nouns.

The growth and change which are in.
separable from all living languages
cannot fail to interest the student,
and special interest attaches to the
Incorporation of the names Of famous
men, the New York Sun observes.
Thus Wellington has come to mean
a sort of book; Brougham, carriage,
and Gladstone, appropriately enough,
a travellers bag, as that great man ad;
vocated the bag and baggage" policy
which seems likely at length to be
adopted.
Other names have been turned into
verbs as well as nouns. For instance,
the murderer Burke's name is per-
petuated in the verb burke burked,
burking and burkism, while In quite
recent times Captain Boycott's expert
ences resulted in the language being
enriched by the phrases boycott, boy
cotter, boycotting, etc.
The most notable case was probably
that Of the great and good man Rev.
t. Bowdler, D. D.. who, by publishing
a family edition Of Shakespeare in
1881, added the words "bowdlerize"
and "bowdlerism" to our language.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
Readers of Poetry.

A public librarian recently gave me
evidence that mans regard for poetry
is greater than womans. Many pupil
teachers and other students frequent
his library and come in quest of books
TO help them in the study OF litera-
ture.
He finds that when set to study a
poet the male student generally Dor
rows that poets works to read for
himself. but the female says: "Oh, |
don't want to wade through all that;
give me book that will summarize
his ideas and tell me what l ought to
think about him" And the usual way
is to give the girl book that tells her
what man thinks she ought to think
about poetry.-London Chronicle.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
That JoY-Wheel.

In an action in the kings bench d.
vision in which fairs and travelling
shows were mentioned, Mr.. Justice
Lush made the admission that he did
not know what a joy-whel was. Mr..
Lewis Thomas, K c., at once plunged
into explanations.
"A joy-wheel," he said, is wheel
more or less on the horizontal, which
rotates with more or less rapidity
upon its own axis People ride upon
the spinning wheel, and the nearer
one is to the periphery of the wheel
the more quickly he is thrown off.
The more rapidly the wheel rotates,
the more surely he is flung into
space"
His Lordship-Oh, that is it, is it?
"The JOY is with the people who
look on" added ounsel.-London
Mail.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
DISPENSING WITH THE DRUM
Other Countries VIII Follow France In
Dlscarding It as Part Of Military
Equipment.

1t was some time ago that, sctins
upon the recommendations embodied
in a report by a military commission,
the French government reached the
conclusion that the drum was no long.
er a necessary article of military
equipment.
The report set forth that the drum
was a serious encumbrance IN march.
ing; that rain impaired its usefulness;
that its calls could not be distinguished
in time of battle; that it consumed a
period of two years to turn out an eff.
cient drummer; and that by abandon.
ing the use of the drum many thou,
sands of youths and men would be re-.
leased for active service.
Since the decision of the French
government other European powers
have followed its example in decreeing
that the drum must CO."
The history of the drum is both
ancient and honorable. The Egyptians
employed it, and the Greeks ascribed
its invention to Bacchus. The Spanish
conqueror Pizarro is said to have found
drums in South American temples. The
snakes of Ireland, we are told, fed
from the Emerald Isle before the drum
beats of st. Patrick.-Stray Stories.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22

Startling Experience Cures Him Of
Making Love 70 Maldens
at Balls.

It happened at public ball. He
was man OF serious intentions and
numerous attentions. and che was
rich and weddable. They sat IN the
hall under the stairway. II was a
nook for lovers There was not a
soul in sight and, and he thought his
golden opportunity had arrived. Down
he Topped on his knees, and clasped
her hand.
Dear one" he whispered. not very
loud. but loud enough, Il have loved
you with the whole strength and
ardour Of a mans nature when IL is
reused by all that is pure and good
and lovely in woman, and I can no
longer restrain my pent-up feelings.
I must tell you what is In my heart.
and assure you that never yet has
woman heard from my lips the So
crets that are throbbing and"
Just then a rustic was heard on
the stairs above them, and card
fastened to a thread swung down and
dangled not two inches from the Low.
er's nose On it we're these porten
tous words:
'Tm a bit Of a liar myself"
Then the awful truth flashed upon
him, and he fed AS he went ont Of
the door, sixteen girls from the head
Of the stairs sent sixteen laughs out
into the damp night after him. He
makes no love at balls now.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
Somewhat Risky Bet.

The funeral" at Zenta Of a man
named Peter Hirti provided a sensa-
tion. The cortege was approaching
the cemetery when the lid of the COT
fin was forced of and Peter Hirti.
alive and well, stepped out Of the
hearse on the road. On seeing him
the mourners were seized with panic.
When the excitement subsided Peter
Hirti related that he had made bet
he could feign death and keep up the
deception until the coffin in which ne
was placed was taken to the cemetery.
The want OF air compelled him to
force the coffin lid before the ceme-
terry was reached. and he therefore
lost the bet
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
CHARACTER SHOWS IN FACE
Good Thoughts Look Out Through
Kindly Eyes and Fair Pleas
ant Features.

Our faces are open diaries, IN
which any one may read the record
Of how we speed our days, what we
think, the sort Of people we are.
When we say Of a man that he has
fine face" or OF woman that "sho
has a beautiful face" we speak Of the
life back Of the face. What Is a
surer indication Of this than when
We see a child draw away from first
glimpse OF a person? What is often
so truly condemnatory as the In
stinctive remark of child; II don't
like her face, mamma?"
Not always true perhaps. not in
every instance is the child right, but
how often Is II uneeringl
II we waste the precious passing
years In chasing butterflies and fit
ting pleasure; II we grow hard and
narrow because Of disappointments,
or through selfindulgence, 1t is reg
istered where even the child who
draws away from us reads 1t.
The mind that generally thinks
good thoughts, true thoughts,
thoughts fit to treasure up" looks out
upon the world through kindly eyes
and fair and pleasant features. The
face of an evil man or woman wears
a malignant saturnine aspect, that
gives the world warning of the
inner nature.
The eyes are more eloquent than
the tongue in telling others what we
are.
We never hide from discerning
eyes as much as we sometimes think
we DO. Our faces invariably tell ouJ
stories
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
Makes America Seem NIooardIv.

Makes America Seem Nlg9ardIy.
Compared with the salary and al
lowances of the president Of France.
the pay of the president of the Uni
ted States almost sinks into insight
canoe. The French president enjoys
some petits benefices apart from the
S240.000 he draws yearly as salary and
allowances. Supplies of vegetables for
his table come from the kitchen gar
dens at Versailles. fruits from the or
chards of Fontainebleau. game from
the state forests and hay for his
horses from the meadows of Ram
6ouillet. Moreover, the state pays
the wages of his table hands and his
coachman. but not his chauffeurs, and
his naval and military equerries are
maintained by the ministries of war
and marine.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
Old Names for MaIadIes.

Has Scotland still its own word for
measles? Dean Ramsay relates that
in ITS Mrs. Betty Muirhead, who kept
a boarding school for young ladies in
the Trongate of Glasgow. asked a new
pupil whether she bad had smallpox
"Yes, men," replied the girl. I've had
the sma-pox, the nirls. the blabs. the
scaw, the kinkhost and the fever. the
branks and the worm" "Sma-pox" and
even the vague fever" might not wor
ry an English reader. but 1t needs a
glossary to interpret the others IN or
der as measles, nettlerash, itch, whoop
ing cough, mumps and toothache.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
Unusual Offer To Our Readers.

For limited time. and subject to
withdrawal after 80 days. the well
known publishing house of the ]. B
Lippincott Company, Philadelphia.
founded in 1892. offers to the readers
of this paper II months suhscrip-
ion to 'Lippincott's Magt zine" and
a years subscription to the Ksntuck-
ian, both for So 90. This is the price
If a twelve months subscription to
"Lippincutl's" alone. Additional to
obtaining every issue of this paper
for a year. our readers will receivs
IN "Llppincott's," IL great complete
novels by popular authors, 100 short
stories, crisp. entertaining. origina' {;
As timely articles from the pens Of
m lsters. and each month some e4-
cellent poems with the right senti-
ment, and "Walnuts and Wine"
he most popular humor section in
America To obtain this extraordin-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
The wav Out.

Martha" said Parson Hurdly 10 his
wife, "fm disturbed about old Brother
Grabbitt's funeral. AS you know there
isn't a good thing that can truthfully
say about him, and am quite averse
TO any hypocritical eulogy, even at
a ceremony of this kind"
well Theophilus." suggested bis
wife. cant you get around II by say
ing that more deserving person
has not died In this town for yearsg-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
Why Re Was suss.eious.

Two friends, a Welshman and a
Scotchmsn. ha2DenSd % be lunching
&C lether recently Yin a restaurant.
TAe latter kept looking around to see
that his hat and coat remained still on
the peg where he had LETT them.
You are a suspicious chap" said
his friend at last ''Who do you think
Is going 10 walk in here and steal our
coats?" Cant say" replied Scotty,
but I'll take good care ncLcly gets
nine; yours went ten minutes ago"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22

This is time Of great events and
you viii want the news accuratel,
and promptly. The Democrats, fot
the first time in sixteen years, vii
have the Presidency and they viii,
have the Presidency and they will
also control both branches Of Con.
gress. The political news is sure to
be of the most absorbing interest.
There is a great war in the Ole
World. and you may read of the ex-
tinction of the vast Turkish Empire
In Europe, just as few years ag,
you read how Spain lost her last foot
of soil in America, after having
ruled he empire of half the New
World.
The World long since established
a record for impartiality, and any
body can affords its Thrice-a- Week
edition. which comes every other
day in the week. except Sunday. Ii
will be of particular value to you
now. The Thrice-A-Week World Ell.
30 abounds in other strong features,
serial stories. humor, markets. car
toOns; in fact, everything that is to
be found in a first class daily
THETHRICE A-WEEK WORLDS
regular subscription price is only
&1.0) per year, and this pays for l5e
papsrs. We offer this uneqda'ei
new paper and the HOpkia-vile le
Kentuckian together for ons year
for S2.65.
The regular subscription sprIce OF
the two papers is $500.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
PRETTY Girl, and PIaIn Men.

When a pretty woman marries a
plain man It is not because she pities
him. A woman loves a man because
Of his strength. His determination ap-
peals to her. and wins her in the end.
though she may not have been at
tracted to him in the beginning. Firm.
ness compels a womans admiration
and respect. and that Is the first step
ping stone to love
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22

Time Card No. 1876
llfsctive Sunday. Jan. 5. 1913. ?

Efective Sunday. Jan. 5. 1913. 2
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
~. sc. an 0. Linn. 1l:56 . N
~. 5l--St. l.. Express 5:35 8.
no. o9-Dxie Limited. 10:41 D. m.
ne. 95.-Dixie Flyer, s:0l a. N
sss 65-HOpkinsville Ac. 1908 q. II
Ne. ,68-St. L. Fast Mail 5:s3 a. N
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
ne. 92-C. & st. L. Lim., 5:25 q. n
~ 52-St. Loms Express. 9:52 a. m
No. 98-Dixie Limited, 1903 a. m.
ka. 94.-Dixie Flyer, 6:53 D. q
Ne. 56-Hopkinsville Ac. S:55 p. o
Nc. 64-St. l.. qst Mail, 1912 p. u
Nos. 95 end "a will make Nos. so
end 91's stops except "a viii not stoI
"A J Warrington and No. 95 will
-r6t stop at Warrington or Empire.
RIOS. 50 and 81 connect at st. Louis for
points west.
NO. 81 connects at Guthri for Memphis and
Ooints as far south as Erin and for Louisville.
Cincinnas and the East
Nos. SO and IS make direct connections at Guth
rie FOR Louisville. Cincinnati and all points north
and east thereof. Nos. SO and So also connect for
memphis and way points.
NO g runs through to Chicago and will mot
carry passengers 70 points south Of Evansville
RoJs3 carries through sleepers to Atlanta. Ma.
con. Jacksonville. st. Augustine and Tampa. Ia.
Also Pullman sleepers to New Orleens. Connects
at Guthrie for points East and West. No. 90 will
NOT carry local passengers for points north Of
Nashville. Tenn.
: r HOE Avt
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22
Tonlno Down somewhat.

"You used to be strong for the up
lift" "Yes," replied Senator Sor-
ghum, "but reformer is liable to
Ay so high that the public can't sea
him. l am now engaged in volplaning
q little"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22

We are prepared to do all kinds OF
high-grade job printing. Try Us.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1913-04-22

ary effer prompt action is necessary.
Remit to j. B LIP ,incott Company.
Washington Square. Phila.. Pa.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-21
FOR SALE-FARM LANDS
For Sale-Farm Lands
BE \ FARMER.


Farming IL a buEIness-one Of the big
sest businesses In the world today.
Last year over 100. 600 men and women
left the city grind aud went on farms.
A good par, OF them are making good.
They've Incorporated their business
principles In farm practice.
The result Is they arc ouistrtppinE men
who have been farmers all their lives
There is no reason why city men can
not make good on q farm
Opportunity beckons Grasp II By the
forelock and make It yield FOR you.
For as lon as SIS per acre. YOU can
buy Park Valley land terms. Hve years
You won't need the 1--WE years. but we
grant YOU the privilege anyway.
N many instances. the first years crops
fully pay for tho land.
Take a few minutes today: come TO
our Office and see this years crop speci-
mems
Information, booklets. foiders-su graf.
Is: no oblga tons
II you can't come, drop us a card
PACIFIC LAND & WATER co,
18th Floor Walker Bank Bldg.
Salt Lake City. Utah
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-21

TOOELE, UTAH, OFFERS STRIKING
opportunities for the man of moderate
means. Nearly 1000 men are employed
at the international smelter and there
lie a constant demand for more men. II
is an ideal home town FOR men with
families. There Is nos a vacant resi-
dence In the town. Desirable lots can
be had cheap on easy terms Write
TooELE IMPROVEMENT CO.,
Tooele. Utah
d17l6
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-21
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE
Improved and UnimprOved
INVESTORS. ATTEN.
TON
GENUINE PROPOSITION.

property within ~ blocks Of MAIN
STREET, on FIRST SOUTH. that he VIII
sell for sI2.00O.00 on following terms:
WIN lease the property for term OF
io years al a rate that VIII guarantee
purchaser 4 per cent per annum on ms
money. lease to be subject TO cancel'a-
oon at any time a option OF purcha ser.
and at end OF ten years. II property has
not been sold In the meantime. purchaser
can get his money back. or can exercise
an additional option given purchaser by
our client OF accepting $50. 100000 for the
property at the END OF the twentieth year
and receive all the rents from the prop
erty during the last ten years.
AS security for the lease and the pay
ment Of the sums mentioned. our client
Will furnish Ss000.00 OF per cent. 20-year
gold bonds. gilt edged and will allow the
interest accruing on the bonds TO be kept
In fund as additional security during
the life OF the agreement, which would
accumulate a fund sufficient 10 refund
the money al times mentioned.
Contemplate for one moment the posi-
biiues e OF ,; such proposition IN ,g;; grow "
future ahead OF this western country.
You absolutely run no risk whatever.
having the property In your own name
az all times. WHICH secures your money
fully and in addition thereto you have
the 100000 worth OF GOLD BONDS
drawing 6 per cent per annum. with also
the accruing interest on the bonds again
invested In additional gilt-edge securi.
ties. practically giving YOU double the
amount OF security. average. behind the
money you invest. II you want TO make
the surest money you ever made In your
life. give this proposition the closest In
vestigation. II history repeats itself here
as II has In other cities In the country,
then the one taking advantage OF this
proposition might make himself independ- :
Agent and make appointment to talk
same over. e27l2