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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-28
Toronto Entries.

ey InternatIoua, News Service
First race. Howick Plate. slx furongs-Bryndor.
~; General. 100; Bon Ledl. 100; Clan Alpine
ioT Chad Burford 97; Queen Sain los
Second race, five furlonrs-'Lonni' D. ioo' i1e ne
quirnnI 1906; summer Hill lG: osaple. los,
iczcaI 1l5: 'Canuock. i0i; Gold Mobh. los: The
Urcbln. l0f: Louise Trayors III
Third race Whitby purse. SIX furlonge-'Ven enna
Oranlp. "a; Miss Harvey. %: John Bowman, lol
bird Cage. l07: Rlantou. il6; Bresst rate. l22'
C.pcr sauce, 1876. 'Valc OF Ayoon: 90: 'slr Melvin
90 Half Shot, 1oi; Msa Margaret iia; 'aar-
covil, 49, BurEar. l?s.
fourth race. Kus Edward hotel gold cup. one
mile and q qusrtcr-fPatton, es; tl>ochiol. III
Barussat 100; clcburnc. III; FlaboorgaSt. sa'
Fifth recc. helter skclter steeploohnsc. about
two mcS-Gun Cotton. i5b: LuckolR. lbT; Lamp
black. l57; Bclio 1855.
sixth race Coronation Sthkcs, four and halt
furlonEs-tDark RoSalcon, lis; tFroissart, lle
..Cornbroom. li5: ''Sinsin. 49, ssp!amond Clus'
ter i1s: s-'Coburg Belle ii5; ''.'hlsl Bnss, w
..'sBeehivc i2i; slipper Day. l15; Amphion. lle
Marion GaIoty. lie: Lady IBlc. iib Mlas Fox
iI3: Booster. lis. Duke Of Chester. lis. old Re-
Seventh rscc. one rnIlc and slxtccnth-Foun'
tain Fay i0i: 'Binckford, ios Chuc6les. los
81. II. Houghton. i6a.
Apprentice allowance clemod
tBcdwel cutry.
tSeagram entry
''Campboll ontTJ.
"'&art,n entry.
..'.GIddinEn entry.
Weather cloudy track good
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Louisville Entries.
,Iernn,Ion,l Nowt scryIce.

BY Ipterlatonel No~f SciNlre'
First race five ruriongs-Lovelerd. ION PAIN
Leaf lO2; Tomboy i0e Shelby Bclle. lo5 ave.
lo5 Irish Ann, lO5: Ida LAWNS. iO,; Ada. az iSa
Nay J.. i0I: Ruby HyamF. lo1: ChTistoph'ne' lo''
Miss Declare. III. am. 49,,
second rncc. five turiongs-Toynone' 100; Hodgs.
lOs; Eus,ace. ll2; Elnndro. l2; hador' IL, ~
David CRAIG III: John Gund. liz; Boo 6lecx'
liz: sosius ne No Manager, liz: Lambs Tall
I2 e,-o.,
1o2; Gold color. io2: Prospect, Io2: barssc. lg2
Billy Holder. iO2: Autumn. loi: Msry Amp ".
los, Trojan Belle l0j: Tccumseh. 100. Guide
post 1o5; A,torsIo~. 1903. AL Bloch. ITO,
Fourth race. handicap. tbree-ye,r-olds and UP
ono mile and an cighth-crearn. %; Cousin fuse'
Fioh raco. six furlongE-Bonouet %; silver
RUl as; Ell PhIomnr 9S: Marjorie A. 100; samusi
p Never lop; Impression 1os; Morrick. Ill
sixth race. one milo aud 5xteentsmo'4ss ISr
Io5: Wishing Ring. o5; Bonnio Elolge, los' W
mla Emma io5; Foxy Mary. los: BIT ot for.
tune. iG;; Tay Fay lo7: Prtuoelu'e. loI; Jefi
Bcrnstein. 1o7: Honly Ito; Wander III; Jaoo''
III.
Weather cloudy, track fast
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-28
CLAFLIN REPLIES TO
WHITTIER CHALLENGE

Lon Clafln writes an open letter to
The Tribune In reply to the challenge
Issued by F. Il. Whittier and Re"
Brodbeck. in which the latter offered 10
wager 500 that Claflin could not ride
a motorcycle to the top OF Ensign peak
in ten minutes. Claflin says he has wit
nesses 70 prove that be did make the
ride. and does not care to make 1t again
unless the newspapers are not SATISFIED
that he accomplished the stunt His let
ter follows:
In answer to the challenge Issued TO me by Nr.
f. E.. Whittier. wherein he offers to be- 500
peak In ten minutes. I wish 10 say that don
see why, II is necessary for me to make this
are honorable men aud who Will make affidayits
that they the performance, AS far as hr.
Whittier riding places that ! cannot, ] am not
be good rider by any means as he. but
will soy that 1 think that Mr. Whittier can
tako my machine and ride It 20 Ensign peak
ure 10 ride up there and In fact. don't cars
10 try II again. there ara places on the road
be very apt 20 hurt himself seriously. besides
tearing UP his machine; Mr.. Whittier knows
this ia fact. on his trial recently he had
fall and damaged his machine. but luckily
he did not get hurt.
I have been figuring on riding machine TO
the summit OF Ensign peak for the past three
at the trail several times and finally decided
that I could mako Il by taking chances.
papers In the city arc not willing to believe the
four gentlemen who saw me mako this ride. |
am willing at any time that thoy will set to
ride up before them only. as I DO not care TO
have an audience such trip this for
tho reason that the trail Is very bad near tho
summit and should somo one get In the way II
Trusting that you viii publish this and let
hear from you In caso you should think II
necessary for make the trip again. am,
LON cLAFLN.
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|TIs LOSE TWO
\ TO L0NLY BRAVES
|,;,,.,, Rejuvenated Team
ave. New York Down
to Fifth Place.

-. Nav s7.-Boston won ooth
sivN soobis. header from New y orN
o - The Giants into fifth place
4 forelpS srs re- 10 o and TO
1cofes Ne,d nd TYLER had a pltohers
|newson Grst dr." game. which was oe-
! u the Ins,,a1 Im way. IL was In the
q az 81 Maranvllle. first batter:
inn,ae vent 10 second on MYERS ,
! ane eo,nelIy followed with a sihSle
|ce Ce Su, an accurate throw oy
1'eL u Maranville at the pia aIe'
n retl,eu u.cond Sweeney then SIN
" E,,sSt' sye dropping his bat as ne ns ran
3 nsn., nscsd for home while Burns
~ s,N I throw 10 catch him. ou,
ssei sweeney's bat, caroomeu
sH. .ho waIttng Myers. and con-
eq.I ' qn.I,ching OF Rudolph, who went
~ %t,'st nllcher after New fork aS ma
~ sls, INNS or Perdue In the secohu
~ ss ,imely hitting by Boston gave
thu s ,he second game, Ruoo!ph
~. .' .n The seven innings In "hicn
~ G i double by Titus with tnree
pssts In the sixth inning scor-
r,,ns was an important factor
iOn .ursd his ankle sliding In 70
'"s In This inning and was sue
nv snodgrass. Score;
n xry YoRK. BOSTON.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-28
UTAH FUEL TEAMS GO
TEN INNINGS, 3 TO /

The Utah Fuel company teams Of Win
ter Quarters and Clear Creek played a
ten-innipg game at Clear Creek yester-
day, Winter Quarters winning the game,
10 l. Powell, g. recent recruit, ocou-
pied the mound for Winter Quarters. al
lowing but three scattered hits. having
reck, a. r. Y u, student. who pitched
his team to victory last Monday against
the u OF u. with score of to l.
twlrled for Clear Creek.
The attenda nee was 500, fully half that
number going from Winter Quarters and
Scofeld,
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Matches at Vernon.

LOS ANGELES. May 27-Arnouncsment was
undo today that effort wcre under way TO are
range Fourth OF July match at Vernon bs-
twoou leach Croos OF Now York and Bud An
dorron tho northwestern lightweight. II In pro
posed To match the winner OF this bout with the
winner OF tho Richie Rivers fight 10 San Fran
cisco on the date The Ssrno club an
nounced also that arrangements wcrc about conf
pletcd for twenty round fight Juno 20 between
Charles Lodoaux, bRutamwoight champion of
France. and Eddie Camp OF San FrunelhooS
Lcdoauz. IL was stated. would start from Paris
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-28
|BS ARE THIRD
LEAGUE RACE

cAeo, May 27.-Chicago defeated
'us. TO ]. today and as a result
y fork's double defeat went into
pace. The game was a pitchers
ottween Overall and Sallee. SalIee
4 one bad inning. the first. when
<el9 punched two OF the three hits
~ MIN with stolen base and an
,or TWO runs. Mitchell made the
nt, triple. but sallee's great
cnt Mitchell off al the plate when
4 70 score on a grouuder.
. retired In the eighth inning 10
vans 20 bat FOR him. In this in
.lfles by Mclean and Evans, cou-
nn sacrifice and an out. saved
tlcrs from shutout.
tssr Erers OF Chicago argued a de-
mtn Umpire Orrh and was or
p The clubhouse.
<core.
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STHran-

nD: Erors-Burns, Fletcher. .: Mnran-
Igc-hiss ni,s-Tlius Sweeney. Meyers.
n Purdue. In : inuuings: off Rudolph.
lspings; Oh Teyreau , In & lnnlnTs;
~ 10 |, innings. Stolen hase-Mr-l's.
4 ily-Aann. Sacrifice hlt-Maranv
cuh-Se5 York, Z; Boston, Bas" ON
N Tsreau. 2; off Wlltse. 1: or Fcrdu".
= on srToU-Sow York. ] Boston. I.
r!eksr-T.ius by Tesreau Struck out
'>ap Z; by PeTdue l. b. Rudolph. ..
0I-Neyes, Time OF game hour -
VHprss-oDhy and Emslie.
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,1t vhrn winning run scored.
By innIng'; m
~ o 0 q o !
~. yrpr.-s~ceney. Two-bass hits
7 us,r Sacrifice hi;s-Myers. 2. Stolen
esehsr shstsr. Hsrzog. Left on bases
~ :: Boston. :: Base on halls-On
~ f. on Tyler. 3. Flrst ou errors
- :. Hi by pitchcT-MuTray Struck
1 7slsr. l. Wild pitch-Tylcr. Time OF
ssST, nInutss. Umpires-o'Dny and
SECOND CANE.
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-. ''''..o I % 4,
b: e,'''"o 0 o O O = =
hiu-Busb Haeun. s,. Win. s,snaEe. :,
slolon hasoVall Sacrifice hits
n Souols plsy-wo,E1rrau. Austin. 2:
.slis-oSf,,s oSf,,ses.s, IS, Louis. S;oSaIl n., and Az
. by Mitchell i. st-usL 1LeitoM n,, ?,
'euna. @anioeh, /. Umpirss4con,I.g5,y. 1u,.gy
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-28
Northwestern League

Seattle. o. Portland 5.
Spokane, S: Vancouver g.
Tacoma. Z; Victoria. q.
Lagoon opens Decoration day. Pret-
tier than ever. Many new features.
Half hour service commencing 2:3O
p m. Fare-round trip, adults, so
cents; children, % cents.
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sssteld Gets Fra.s,,.-

tss National .a-sccreiary John II
.'itll LeaSu.aa Assooiation OF profea. -.
Ssgk ihs pauSsay Ssoaay handed down a
70 snkerstlcld. Cal. '"0
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GkNE|V TAKE TWO
|RDM WASHINGTON

from Preceding Page.)
4 n tho syrSo sb;r1 one in the second
81 Inus.pErRorr
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International League
Southern League

At Chattanooga-chnttanoogs. I; Mobile s.
At Atlanta-Atlanta, g. New Orleans 4.
At Nashvile-Naghvile. 3; Memphis. 4, (Eleven
innings
Al Observation-Disclosures. o. Montgomery
10
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fcs TesTfau In rersnth.
( fsr wlliss 10 ninth.
81 iuniusS;
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The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
CASTRO FREE TO GO.
United States Will Waive All lmpedi
ments to the Gen.
eral.

Washington, Jan. 2.-The United
States government will waive all i'm
pediments to General Cirpriano Castro.
leaving America quickly for Europe. in
any manner he pleases according to a
statement by Secretary Nagel of the
department of commerce and labor,
who will personally decide the case OF
the Venezulan.
81 will certainly do anything in my
power to facilitate Castro's departure
by any steamer" said Secretary Ma
gel.
Castros decision to return to Europe
at once has solved in the judgment Of
officials here the perplexing problem
as to what to do with him. Secretary
Nagel has before him a pile Of papers
recitinS the spectacular career of this
ncepowerful South American, who
has been buffeting from ship to ship
in his efforts to find home on the
western hemisphere.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
CAN'T END N. Y. STRIKE.
Little Progress Made Toward Settle
ment of New York Garment
Workers. WaIkout

New York, Jan. 4.-Efforts to settle
the garment workers strike have fail
ed. The various agencies working for
peace have not even found basis
upon which they think manufacturers
and employees might agree.
The New York Clothing Trades as
sociation held long meeting, at the
conclusion of which President Eugene
S. Benjamin declared nothing had
been done toward a settlement. He
said the employers were willing to
treat with the men, but that recogni-
ton of the union would not be grant
ed under any circumstances.
"The strike is tizzling out" said Mr..
Benjamin
Strike leaders say that no more
mass meetings are planned for the
present because the enthusiasm of the
workers is so great that further meet.
iugs are useless.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
TOLD HER LIFE'S AMBITION
Small Girl Somewhat Crudely Ex-
pressed Her Desire to Be
Teacher When She Grew Up.

At one time or another during the
ward school life Of little girl there
prevails the ambition to become a
teacher. Perhaps it is the indisputable
authority possessed by the hand that
wields the ruler or the nonchalant dis,
play OF wisdom on topics surround
ed by the most inaccessible difficulties
to the small boy and girl. They will
nearly always tell their ambitions to a
well-liked teacher, and one rather sur
prising declaration was given by a
little maid in one Of Miss Clara Town
sends room before she became princi
pal Of the James school.
Among the special favors coveted
by the youngsters is the permission
to stay behind after school and clean
the blackboards. One evening a little
girl was given the desired privilege
and while engaged in the task she
struck up shy sort Of conversation
with Miss Townsend. Finally the
usual confession was made.
when l grow up. l am going to be
a teacher" she announced
THAT so?" pleasantly asked Miss
Townsend. "And why do you want
to be teacher?"
Well" was the rather surprising
answer, "Ill have to be either a
teacher or lady, and I would rather
be teacher. er."-Indianapolis News.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
He's Not a Chicken Fancier.

Speaking of chickens funny man
writing in Puck says:
They are the most dadbusted, un-
certainest creatures that walk the fam
lily acre. Almost everybody tries to
raise chickens at one time or another.
Looks easy-that's the deceiving part
of 1t.
And it is easy after you learn one
thing. Little chickens don't know
anything. medium sized chickens don't
know anything, large sized chickens
don't know anything. II there is any
change of an intellectual nature as the
size increases the big ones know less
il possible than the little ones.
If there is wire partition In your
pen with an open door at one end the
chickens will try to plunge through
the wire instead of going around and
walking through the door"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
PARCELS POST POPULAR.
Second Day of Service Establishes II
AS Permanent De-
partment.

Washington, Jan. 1.-Two days op-
Grafton of the new parcel post system
had loaded postoffices with freak ship
ments, thousands of packages, so inn
properly wrapped or packed that they
cannot be transported and thousands
of others stamped with ordinary postal
instead of the distinctive parcel post
stamps. Most of the freaks have gone
through, but the two latter classes will
have to take the slow course through
the dead letter office.
Postoffice officials, however, are
confident that all the wrinkles in the
new system will be ironed out with a
few days practice on the part of the
public.
Eggs from Long Island, 800 miles
away, passed through the local post
office safely. Officials declared many
other fragile shipments properly
packed were being handled without
mishap all over the country.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10

well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. / feel very grateful that
/ found Dodds Kidney Pills and You
may publish this letter If you wish. I
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron. Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
oodds Kidney Pills, soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co..
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
(English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
Adv,
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
WILSON WOULD LIKE TO WALK
WOULD co AFOOT TO CAPITOL
TO TAKE THE OATH.
Realizes, However, that Crowds vii
Make Ride in Parade
Necessary.

Princeton, \. j., Jan. 3.-Governor
Woodrow Wilson intimated that If ID
were possible he would like TO 20
afoot between the White House and
the capitol when he takes the oath OF
office as president Of the United States
on March 4. He realizes, however.
that the crowds would make it i'm.
possible and that probably he viii
have to ride in a parade, as have all
recent presidents.
Jenersonian simplicity-the kind
that the president-elect would like to
emulate-howeyer, he remarked, con
sisted not of a horseback irde, as some
historians have chronicled it, but
merely an unostentious walk down
Pennsylvania avenue in the company
of few citizens.
The story that Jefferson rode on
horseback to the capitol and hitched
his horse TO a post while he went in
to take the oath of Office is not true.
said the governor. He was told that
Governor Sulzer had walked to the
CdpllOl dL AiDduy anu udu dDoilSutu
the parade. Mr.. Wilson spoke approx
ingly Cf this. He was asked if he had
made any plans for his own inaugur-
alton in this connection.
81 hadn't thought of it at ALL" he
said. Il have simply satisfied myself
with impressing the gentlemen at
Washington on the inaugural commit
tee with my desire to have the in
auguration IS simple as possible l
dare say the great crowds on the
street will make walking difficult"
The president-elect was questioned
as to whether he thought it would be
an added convenience to members Of
congress to know just how soon after
the closing Of the present session OF
congress they would have to reassem-
Bile for an extra session. He indicated
that one of the first acts Of his admin.
istration would be to announce the
date Of the new session.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
Terrific Atlantic Storm.

Washington. Jan. 4.-The south At
lantic coast states are in the grip Of
a wind and rain storm which worked
havoc with shipping and cut off the
cities Of Norfolk and Newport News.
The navy wireless sparked out unan-
swered calls to the ships OF the At
lantic fleet gathering in Hampton
roads. Great anxiety was felt for the
safety OF torpedoto7ts. Incomplete re-
ports coming in while the storm was
at its height were that many gaisi,
craft had been sunk. The loss of life
is not known. :.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
Three Children Burned.

Grays Summit. Mo-, Jan. 3.-Fhe
three children of Mr.. and Mrs. George
Meyer burned to death in their home
The children whose ages were years,
2 years and 9 months, were alone
Mrs. Meyer was shopping. The father
was working in a sandmill, 800 feet
from the house. but when he and other
workmen, attracted by the smoke,
reached the house. they found the
doors locked. The house was en-
veloped in flames before they could
enter.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
Archbojd Trial Auain,

Washington. Jan. 6.-The senate sit
ting as a court of impeachment in the
trial of Judge Robert W. Archbold of
the commerce court has convened
again after a lapse of more than two
weeks The trial was scheduled to
be resumed Friday, but the sudden
death of Senator Jeff Davis of Arkan.
sas. and the subsequent adjournment
precluded any session. A. S. Worth.
ington, Judge Archbold's chief coun-
sci, said the jurist would take the wit.
ness stand in his own behalf
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
Fair Ground Is Broken.

San Francisco, Jan. 3.-One hundred
thousand persons witnessed the break
ing of ground for the Machinery build
ing, which will be the largest struc
ture at the Panama-Pacific Exposition
in 1915, and the first on which work
will be begun. In the ceremonies, al
the perfection of modern invention
WAS represented. Five hundred auto
mobiles paraded. submarines dove be
rieath the surface of RtySor View wa
ters and two airships swooped dowr
over the mul.:.g5e and came to aaTsS
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
ChicaYO IlYeAIOCk.

Chicago. Jan. 4. Cattle receipts,
$500: market slow, weak: beeves, $3.50
@9.50: Texas steers s4.75 40; west
ern steers. S5.75 m7.60; stockers and
feeders. s4.25 a 100; cows and heifers.
s2.S5@76O; calves. s6.5O@1o5o. Hog
receipts, 26,000; market generally sc
higher than Thursdays average; light,
$7.256755; mixed, S7.25 $50: heavy,
$7.25@760: rough. $7.25@7.35; pigs.
s5.75@745; bulk of sales. 7.45@7.55.
Sheep receipts, $4,000: market steady to
strong; native. S43565.40; western.
s4.4O@ so; yearlings, s6.10@7.70; lambs,
$62OGS75: western, $6256S75.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
Income Tax List.

Madison, Wis, Jan. 4.-During this
month 46,5S2 individuals in Wisconsin
will be called upon to pay an income
tax, according to revised statistics is.
sued by the state tax commission.
About 2 per cent Of the population of
the state is hit by the law.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
DAILY MARKET REPORT.
Twin City Markets,

Minneapolis Jan. 4. Wheat, May.
SSSS5c; July, S7Ac; No. i northern
durum, S5 i2c; No. corn. 411Ac; No. 8
white oats. SOC; barley, mailing. Sic;
No. rye, 5Sc: No. / flax, $1.25A.
Duluth. Jan. Wheat, May, S63s C;
July S7%c;. No. l northern. SIC; No
l durum, S5 kc.
South st. Paul Jan. 4. Cattle
Steers, $65O@S0O: cows, $4.0Om5.25;
calves, s55O@S75: hogs, $7.10@725;
sheep and lambs, $4.50M7.50.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
Made a Complete Job.

Mrs Dungleford. has your husband
been cured of his cacoethes scriben-
di YETI"
Il think so; the surgeons took
that out when they removed his YER
inform appendix"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10

Chicago police captured thief by
the scent of the perfume he used.
Hard to say whether that Is a credit
TO the deduction OF the detectives or
\ warning to petty thieves not to EN-.
,loy perfume.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10

One may safely predict that none OF
-ghe many enterprising automobile
manufacturers Is going to claim credit
tor the machine that San Francis
IAN dumped into the bay because II
had cost him $4,000 for repairs.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
Shoppers Cramp.

Simeon Ford, at a dinner Of hotel
men in New York, discussed a new
disease.
There's a new disease called shop
per's cramp," he said. 1T appears
early in December, becomes violent
ly epidemic about the middle of the
month and ends suddenly on the eve
ming of the oath.
Women fee! shoppers ycram, N
the arms. the limbs, everyA here; but
1t attacks the husband ohj in ons
place-the pocket" ...-.... -..
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10

When Mr.. Glass. a glazier, cuts his
loot by treading on a bit OF broken
bottle we must conclude that some
men learn very little from expert
snce.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10

my breath was
short and I had
chills and back
ache. / took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return of the
palpitations. Am
now 63 years old.
able to do lots OF
manual labor. am
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10

An aviator Is getting ready to fly
across the Atlantic In "a hours. And
sis preparations don't include making
arrangements with an undertaken
either.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10
James r. Keene Dead.

New York, Jan. 4.-The death OF
James r. Keene removes a figure
which was long fami,iar~ia financial,
and sporting circles, not only in this
country but abroad.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10

Paris is planning to tax foreigners
Who reside there more than three
months. Maybe Paris does not like
,ur exiles, either.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-10

Germany has a 'our-story hotel for
aorses. The horse probably has In
creased IN value since 1t has been
adopted As food, according to cable
dispatches.