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The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
There With the "Nerve."


The conversation led to the beauty
Of having abundant nerve the other
evening, when Senator Clapp of Min
nesota told of man who went into
fashionable restaurant, accompanied
by couple of children and after
ordering lemon soda. asked the
waiter to bring him three plates.
This, according to Senator Clapp, the
waiter did, but when he saw the man
take some sandwiches from his
pocket, put them on the plates, and
pass them around to the kids, he rs'
ported the matter to the boss. "What
are you dolng?" Indignantly cried the
manager, rushing over to the sand
wich party. Don't you know that
this isn't q free picnic ground, where
you bring your own food?" is that
so?" was the calm rejoinder Of the
man, passing along another sandwich.
Who are you?" II am the manager"
clustered the boss, with rising heat.
Z" Gust the very person that
| have been looking for" interjected
the imperturbed party. why isn't
the orchestra playing?"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
Even in Death.

Sam Bernard was talking at the
Lambs in New York about the recent
arrest of some foreign dancers on the
score of immodesty.
"Of course these dancers were all
right" he said, land they got off.
Their arrest was dictated by prudery.
Such prudery reminds me of hos
pital I know.
"In the building of this hospital a
cold storage chamber for the accom-
mediation of dead bodies was includ.
ed. One of the hospital doctors. in
going through this cold storage cham
Der, found that partition divided it
in two.
What's this partition for:' he
ooh, sir said the foreman primly,
that's to keep the sexes apart. "
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15

Kidney Pills the swelling disappear
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Sew.
erai months later ne wrote: l have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author
lied. Correspond with Rev. E. Hes
lop about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills. SOC. per box at
your dealer Or Dcd.s Medicine Co..
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music Of National Anthem
(English and German words} and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
Adv.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
May Revive Old Law.

An old, forgotten law, enacted in
Kansas at a time of great need and
never used, is to be called into action
after lying dormant in the statute
books more than third of century.
It is the old warning out" law, made
to fight the grasshoppers after the dis
astrous raids of the locusts in the
early seventies. There never has been
a time when 1t was needed heretofore,
but Gov. George H. Hodges has been
petitioned to invoke it's use in central
Kansas to fight the chinch bugs, which
threatened to do great damage to
growing crops this year.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15

by families already familiar with its
merits.
Syrup Pepsin is mild, pleasanttast-
ing, and non-griping. Mothers give it
to tiny infants, and yet it is effective
in grown-ups. 1t Is for everyone who
suffers from any form of stomach.
liver or bowel trouble, constipation
dyspepsia biliousness, etc. Its action
will so delight you that you will for.
ever avoid harsh cathartics, purga-
tives, pills and salts.
II no member of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you would
like to make a personal trial of it be-
fore buying it in the regular way of a
druggist, send your address, postal
will do-to DR.. w. B. Caldwell, 2O3
Washington St., Monticello, ILL.,, and a
free sample bottle will be mailed you,
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
True Democrat.

William Dean Howells. being
praised on the superb democracy of
his recent novel, New Leaf Mills. said
with a smile:
my doctrine of equality will never
suit the snobs. To shine. you know,
one must be surrounded by darkness.
Or. to put it in another way, the
cream of society is never to be found
standing upon the milk OF human
Kindness"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
Favors the Commission Form.

What is your opinion, squire in
quired Joe Doe, "of Senator Smugg's
declaration that if the president is go
ing to dictate legislation congress
might as we'll be abolished?"
my opinion, Joseph" calmly re-
piled the Old Codger. sis that the SEN
ator always did talk too much. He
should have said, Congress might as
we'll be abolished and let it 60 at
that"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
Elks Celebrate Anniversary.

Eozeman.--'rhe Bozeman lodge of
Elks. No. 463, celebrated the four
teenth anniversary of the organization
of their lodge with a social session,
musical and dancing nsrty at their
new home, and a generous supper in
the spacious dining roon. About $50
were present and enjoyed the high
class entertainment.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
Funny Mail Wooino Wins,

Stewardstown. Pa.-Wooed and
won by mail, half in jest at first, Miss
Olive Mcconnell married John K.
Rodgers of Pleasantville. N. J., whom
she had never seen before he went
to Lae girls home for the ceremony.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
Quite a Thirst.

New York.-"There must have been
quite thirst in 1902" said Health
Commissioner Lederle, announcing
that hospitals used GIG gallons of
whisky In that year and only 40 gal
lens since.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15

ing, was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least exer-
ton. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa-
ton across the
loins that it was
difficult to move.
After using 5
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
Explosion Skins a Miner.

Locust Gap, Pa-While Samuel
Brazier was at the bottom of slope,
he climbed on top of mine wagon to
see what was in It, His lamp ignited
a body of gas, causing a terrific ex-
plosion and tearing the skin In strips
from his body.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
$7.OCro improvements Planned.

Libby. The Libby Waterworks,
Electric Light and Power company
owning the Libby water and light sys-
tens, will expend about $1,000 this
year on improvements. 1t is proposed
to put in about 1900 feet of new pipe
on the main pipe line.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
CLEANING Tiles.

Many times the tiles in a hearth will
become so stained that water will not
clean them. Never clean tiles with
water Use turpentine on a piece OF
flannel and polish with dry cloth and
the tiles will look like new.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
[ ost His "Timher Toes

Westbury, La.-For the second time
in five years, William Fitting. nine
teen, had his legs cut off by train
when he lost pair of timber toes
in saving a woman's life.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
A cLERGYMAN's TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol-
len and puffed. He had heart flutter.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15

A good man tries to please his God,
while a bad man tries to make his
God please him.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15

A satisfactory husband is capable OF
approaching her or has sense enough
to lie about it,
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15

A coed brain is good thing to mix
with any business.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15

Important to Mothere
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
Must IA a Joke.

Must Be a Joke.
A correspondent informs US that he
read on a downtown menu: prices
subject to advance during interval Of
giving order and being served"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15

Virtue is not only its own reward,
but sin is it's own gravedigger.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-05-15
LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES

LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
one size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. the Antisepttc powder to be shaken in
to the shoes. 1t makes tight or new shoes
feel easy. Gives rest and comfort. Refuse
substitutes For FREE trial package. adj
dress Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy. N. Y. Adv.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11

TO other Things auo other people Sc
Eu individual
THE OTHER DEFECT.
And now FOR the physical dotect
Young girls ~ today should be uni
fcrmly slim, NOT thin In one place
snd out OF proportion M another And
,tllk whenever The girl OF to-day
gains. she gains 10 the hips And irr
medisteN sne begins walking ro re-
duce. But how does she reduce" She
walks rIEidlN. like a wax doIl
She struls on rIlth BNsrg. nna
stops 20 look 90 every shop window.
ana lrnag.uts fHHt She rs haeouHnE
tNfn by ins minute n'' Nou @vcr
stop tu wonder Ony men never have
stout r.r7 Ir IFS nn.ausn they know
how Co. vt ..r. .ss..0-e f.- mus.
cles tn4t sUauu u- exercised. they
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11
Up-to-the-Minute Jokes

The occupants Of the railway car
riage were listening with joyful in
terest to the tales of the young man
in the corner. He had been all over
the world several times, apparently,
and his adventures had been marvel
Gus.
hingS' he was saying Take this
'ase. We were in Central Africa
travelling among cannibal tribes. one
.veniug, above a rock in front of me
| saw the heads of three natives who
were watching me. What was | to
do2 My gun was at the camp To
turn back meant having spears
through me. In moment | decided.
Close by were some stones. Pretend
ing ! didn't see the niggers, ! bent
down as if to examine the stones;
then. quick as lightning, l picked up
three Of them and flung them with all
my force at their heads, Every o.
found its mark, and the three native
lropped ike sheep. I always take G
rood aim, and 1t served me well
then"
Then the red-faced man opposite
who had been listening carefully,
chimed in:
An wot did yer ave. guvnor a
cigar or a packet of cigarettes ."
Adoring Grandmothel-lsn't he a
lovely baby?
Calm Nisitor-Yes, he's nice little
baby
AGormg Grandmother enthusiastic
callyD-And SO intelligent, He just
lies there all day and brealhes, and
breatnes, and breathes.
The workman was engaged IN eN-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11
An UNPLEASANT SIGHT.

can anything be more unpleasant
10 witness shan the absolutely vacant
young girl OF to-day. who invadss the
do,ngs of the younger set and who
Is actually offered TO US as a type of
American zi~i' she may be seen in
any Of the tea rooms in company with
more ot her kind, or with the hectic
youth who 0ourishes in polite society
as the American man. and who 10
most prohrieu, iu spending his fath>
eEs hard-oarued money
Notice the aforesaid young woman.
and You viii very quickly decide that
she is bored with life. She Is one OF
q type and ia too lazy 60 realize that
through a little will power she might
become an Individual Bored, 81
course she is bored AND why should
she be otherwise than bored She is
perfectly conscious Of the TACT that
she is boring other peopte 100. Her
friends never seek her opinion she
has none to siyr. sac is NOT inter
estsd in ANY Of them. AND when sns
meets some one who is really worth
while her brain has hecon. so
stunned that she has no power to
exert herself a, all and is Judged As
uEht and frivolous with no thought
ON anything but dress and snuse-
msut
Get out cot uus rut sIrIs. and go
out into HE with the idea that what
ever you give of yourself that same
Will come back to YOU Forget the
fact that you are one OF a type For
Ret yourself and give your thoughts
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11
Every Woman
Knows That

instead of sallow skin and face
blemishes she ought to possess
the clear complexion and the
beauty of nature and good
health. Any woman afflicted
or suffering at times from
headache, backache, nervous
ness, languor and depression
Of spirits-ought to try
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11
3 E.E.CHAMS
PILLS

the safest, surest, most con-
yenient and most economical
remedy known. Beeoham's
Pills remove impurities, insure
better digestion, refreshing
sleep, and have an excellent
general tonic effect upon the
whole bodilysystem. Theyhave
wonderful power to improve
the general health, while by
purifying the blood, Beecham's
Pills clear the skin and
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11
The Best Food-Drssske kws,ch eli FOurf.


Rich milk, matted gram, in powder form.
+ OF infants, invaGds and growing children.
Pure nutrition, upbuilding thewhole body.
InM8Orates nursing mothers and the aged.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11

him dearly, and know that my lovs
is reciprocated, and IL would brsaL
my heart TO give him up. Do 70,
advise me to continue my acouairt
ance with him? Blue UYTs
XVTHAT foolish letter, Blue Eyes,
w what 8 foolish. touching
ridiculous. pathetic letter, T.,
be sure.
IN love with a married man a..
thinking that you're going 60 ,,
happy
1t VII break your heart to Civ.
him up. you say Wen. I doubt r.
Perhaps 1t viii: but I doubt t.
And even IL your heart is broSss..
rs kind Of break that is very east,
mended. But. oh, the broken bssri
that comes II you DO not give him d,
that can never. never in all III,
world be cured again.
You're seventeen and the man Z.
thtrty-hve; no has two children ana
a wife. and he says he's going to gs1
4 seParation-3ust for you
What about the wifsr What abo,,s
the ohildren7 How can you care any
thing for a man who will thro,
aside woman who has borne him
children. just as IL she was som.
poor. worn-out old shce-just beosus,
he happens to take a fancy to
pretty new face?
Do you suppose you are the frs,
one this man has told that fairy
tale to?
DO YOU think for one minute thsi
You Will be tho last one?
What Is there about you so won
derful that one look into your .yss
could change a decent man into
cowsrdly sneak all OF a sudden
For that is what this man your.
SO dead in love with is-a coward
and sneak
You don't believe it--of course 70;
poor little foolish thins-you don,
want to believe it.
But some day you wiii~-sorns day
you IL come TO IT, and then
Why not learn the lesson right row
before it ruins your life?
I'll tell you how.
Is there man in your family
brother, a father, or even a brother-
in-law?
Well, then, begin TO talk about him,
TO this man you think is so dead In
love with you. Tell him you wan,
him TO meet your brother. Tell him
your brother loves you and lie proud
of you and wants to know every or.
that you know. Make an engagenert
to introduce the two men, and watcl
your romantic sweetheart sneak oue
Of il, like the coward and the thist
that he is
Why he'll turn white at the vsrv
mention Of your brothers name, and
It won't be two weeks TIL you sss
him making love to some girl who
has no man in the family 10 pretse,
her
Try it and see, Blue Eyes-try s.:
and sec.
some dav vou'I shudder to remeu
Der how cruel and selfish and wicket
and foolish you came so near 10
being.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11

More healthful than tea or coffee,
Agrees with the weakest digestion.
Keep it on your sideboard at home.
A quick lunch prepared in a minute.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11

We have moved to our new store,
81 Peachtree Street.
ATLANTA FLORAL co.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11
The Girl in Love
with a Married
Man.
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

TEAR MISS EAlhE'AA.
have come to you for som.
OF your good advice. which I thinI
will help me a great deal am
young girl who viii be seventeen
IN fer months. and I am meeting
man who is eighteen years ms
senior He is married man ana
has two children; but he says he 1,
going TO get q separation from HE
wife within few months. I leve
him dearly, and know that my levs
Is reciprocatsd, and IL would brsag
my heart to give him up. Do vo,
advise me to continue my acousirt
ance with him? Blue EYES
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-11

XVTHAT foolish letter, Blue Eye,
w what foolish. TOUCHING
ridiculous. pathetic letter u,
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-22
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRuFF
oirisi esautlsy Your halsi Make u
ooft, FivsVy end LuxuriaHt-Try
ths Molst Cloth.

Try as you will, after an application
Of Danderine. you cannot hnd single
trace Of dandru6 or falling hair and
your scalp will not itch. but what will
please you most. will be after . few
weeks use. when you see new hair.
fine and downy at f,rst--yes-but real.
ly new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately do1.
bles the beauty OF your hair. No differ.
ence how dull, faded. brittle aI
scraggy, just moisten cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw II
through your hair. taking one small
strand ut a time. Tho effect 10 i'm.
mediate and amazing-your hair will
be light. fluffy and wavy. and have an
appearance Of abundance; an incom
parable luster, softness and luxuri
ance, the beauty and simmer Of true
hair health.
Get a rs cent bottle OF Knowlton'i
Dnnderine from any store and prov,
that your hair Is as pretty and sof
as any-that II has been neglected ol
injured by careless treatment-that'l
all Adv
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-22

three bottles and 1t made me we'll and
strong and l avoided dreadful opera
ton. now have two fine healthy chill
dren, and l cannot say too much about
what LydiaE L. Pinkham sVegetable Com
pound has done for me. - Mrs. LEE
MANGEs, r. +. d. 10, Mogadore, Ohio.
Why will women take chances with
an operation or drag out sickly, half
hearted existence, missing three-fourths
of h, joy of living, when they can find
health in Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound?
For thirty years it has been the stand.
ard remedy for female ills, and has re.
stored the health of thousands Of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, inflammation,
liberation, tumors, irregularities. etc.
II you want special advice write to
lydia T.. Plnkham Medicine Go. (c0nfl.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and ans wered by Q
woman and held in strict conildences
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-22
Tomato Salad.

With the plump. crimson love ap-
ple' At It's best. tomato salad may
well grace the family board at fire.
quent intervals. Select solid, ripe to-
matoes o. even size and pour over
thtn. 1oiling water enough to cover.
Peel and put on ice. When chilled.
cut off a slice from the stem end.
and with a spoon handle scoop out
the center Of the tomato. Cut some
celery fine and mix with mayonnaise
or boiled dressing, and fill the tomato.
allowing 1t to come well over the top.
Arrange nests Of tender lettuce leaves
on dish. put little mayonnaise
on each and the tomato In the cen.
ter Of the dressing. pressing 1t down
80 that the dressing will spread out
beyond the tomato.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-22
SKIN TROUBLE lTcHED BADLY

Glenns p. o.. Va.-"My baby's trou-
BILE began with an itching and then
little bump would come and she
could not rest day or night. The trou.
bic affected her whole body. The
bumps festered and came to a head
and the corruption looked like thick
matter, kind Of a yellow color. The
sores itched SO badly until 1t seemed
to me she would scratch herself to
pieces and then a sore would form
and her clothes would stick to her
body and pull of the little scab. In
some places she would scratch and
irritate the sores until they seemed
to be large. She was affected about
year.
Il wrote for a sample Of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. l bathed her
body In warm water and Cuticura
Soap and then | applied the Cuticura
Ointment, and they afforded relief aft
er twice using. thought some more
Cuticura Soap and Ointment and in
side of two weeks she was cured
tSigned) Mrs. J. r.. Greggs. Nov. 81
1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample OF each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cutcura. Dept. l.. Boston."-Adv
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-22
His Threat.

"Man overboard!" shouted an excit-
ed passenger on an Atlantic liner. as
he hastily left his place at the dinner
table and scrambled up the companion
way.
An affrighted crowd of ladies and
gentleman followed him. He was Wild
ly expostulating with the captain cn
deck when they surrounded him with
eager inquiries.
Where Is he? Who Is he?" they de-
manded. and the originator OF the
scare laid his hand on his breast and
said, with melodramatic air:
Here he is! l am the man over
bored have been compelled to sit
four days at the same table with three
men who cant talk about anything but
golf. want my place changed. or Ill
get out and walk"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-22
Fish ChoWder.

Fry out dry In the dinner pot some
thin slices Of pork; put in a layer Of
potatoes sliced In the same way; also
some fish; repeat In the same order
until all is In the pot putting some
pepper and salt on each layer OF po-
tatoes; split some hard biscuits. dip In
water. and put them around the sides
and over the top; put in water enough
to come into sight Stew until the 20
tatoes are done, and add half pint of
milk or a teacup Of sweet cream b.
fore taking up.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-22
Planked Chicken.

For two spring chickens. which will
serve four persons, a cupful OF boiled
rice is required. half a pound Of mush-
rooms. one small tumbler of guava
jelly and three baked bananas. Stew
the mushrooms; put the chicken eth
er In the oven or under the broiler.
bone side to the. hottest part Of the
fire. Heat the plank. put the chicken
on. bone side down, dust with salt
and pepper. and broil on the board
under the gas for half an hour: gar
nish with rice; pour over the mush-
rooms. Place at the corners small
bread patties, holding the guava Jelly.
Place at the side the bananas and
send instantly to the table.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-22
How Famou. Hymn Was Written.

AS Tennyson's nurse was sitting one
day at his bedside. sharing to a de-
gree the general anxiety about the
patient, she said to him suddenly:
You have written q great many
poems. sir. but have never heard
anybody say that there is hymn
among them all I wish, s.T, you
would write hymn while you are ly'
ing on your sick bed u might help
and comfort many a poor sufferer"
The next morning. when the nurse
had taken her quiet place at the bed
side. the poet handled her a scrap oi
paper. saying: Here is the hymn you
wished me to write"
She took is from his hands with ex
pressions Of grateful thanks. II
proved to be Crossing the Bar" the
poem that was sung In Westminster
abbey at Tennyson's funeral. and
which has touched 30 many hearts.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-10-22
MOTHER LOOK At
CH|LD'S TONGUE
" cross, feverish, constipated,
give California Syrup
OF FiQs"

A laxative today saves g sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste. liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, mother! II coat.
ed, or your child is listless, cross. few.
erish, breath bad. restless. doesn't eat
heartily, full Of cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment. give n
teaspoonful of California Syrup of
Figs" then don't worry, because IL is
perfectly harmless. and In few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out Of the bowels. and you have
well. playful child again. A thor.
ough inside cleansing" is oftimes all
That Is necessary. 1t should be the
nrst treatment given In any sickness
Beware Of counterfeit fg syrups
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle of
california Syrup OF Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children of
all ages and for grown.ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.