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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-01

lave a year marked by ups and
downs. Business men may have
many anxieties. Women should
watch their health. There is a prog
nostication of romance for the young.
Children born on this day are like
ly to have leaning toward the &C.
cult. They will be fond of detail and
trustworthy. They have the likeli-
hood of success in life. They are
subjects of Leo and are ruled prin-
cipally by the sun.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-01
On the Spur Of
the Moment
OF A sUFFRAGETTYa
HUSBAND.
BY ROY MoUlToN.
written HKolusivaly for evening stas

ADVENTURES OF sUFFRAGETTYa
HUSBAND.
The suffragette's husband wanted
to go to party and the suffragette
was not at home. She was out deIjy-
ering a suffragette speech.
He took bath and when he climbed
out of the tub he couldn't find a
towel. So he dried himself by the ra-
diator in the dining-room.
He put on a clean union suit and
when he started to button it up there
wasn't a button on it, SO he fastened
1t up with single nails
He looked for socks and all he
could find was one gray one and one
black one, so he put them on.
After an hour and half he found
dress shirt, but there wasn't a
pearl shirt stud to be found, so he
fastened the front of the shirt with
/ bone collar buttons.
He started to put on his collar
and found that there was no fresh
laundry in the house, so he took
piece of stiff white cardboard and
cut out a collar with shears.
He had to tie the necktie himself
and when he got through it looked
like the flag end of a misspent life.
When, in two hours and half he
was fully dressed and ready for the
party, he stood before the cheval
glass, raised his right hand and
loudly yelled: 'Hooray! Votes for
women
ACCORDING TO UNCLE ABNER
BY the time Hank Tumms and his
wife finally decide where to go on
their vacation it is time to begin
buyin' coal again and they postpone
their trip until the next year.
A Teller will haggle for an hour
in a grocery store over the price OF
a pound of cheese, but will go to
garage and pay three prices for gas
oline without a murmur and be glad
to get 1t.
1t takes a funeral or a fire to set
all the tongues Vaughn in small
town.
When the average minister gifts
through settlin' the differences in his
church choir he hasn't much strength
left to spread the truth among the
members of his congregation.
90
HINTS FOR CANNING SEASON
Always peel the pineapples before
canning them. Pineapples have a
barbed hide and it always scratches
mans throat to swallow them when
they are in their virgin state. Large
pineapples should be cut up into two
or more pieces, as some pineapples
are too large for a mouthful.
To strain catsup thoroughly, hang
one end of the catsup on a nail sew
eral feet from the floor and tie
two-hundred-p pound weight to the
other end of it and let it hang sew
eral days. This ought to strain II
sufficiently.
90
THIS, THAT AND THE OTHER
A school teacher has received the
following from the mother of one Of
her pupils:
Dear Miss-You write me about
whippin' Sammy. I give you per-
mission to beet him up eny time he
won't learn his lesson. He Is just
like his father an you have to beet
him up with club to lern him any
thing. Pound noledge into him.
Don't pay no attention to what his
father says. I will handel him.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-01
Noted Women Whose Birthday Is Yours
AUGUST
Maria Mitchell
Copyrighted. 1913.


In these words Maria Mitchell the greatest American
ten of an mpecunus who had fondness
hundred dollars
rather
ser atorVn near his house.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-01
''QJm@l@ GaW'' Saws
Copyrighted, 1913. BY W. e. Williams.


the
to ma high priests
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-01
NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
How the Port of Aspinwall Became Colon

NEVER
he own are
-
General William a
he a to
which
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

said the great classicist from the Wild
West. What want to see is some
real vaudeville
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

all-important role of Clavering in his
own play. In the interim he was
general stage director for Charles
irrohman 1857 E - s
ssat
The ,wooing of the daughters, the
repression Of the father and the DON'T
nance of the mother, are carried
tuneful acts on whfrIwind 81 action
by large company in "a Modern
Eve" which appears New Years Day
at the Robinson Grand. Among the
song hits are Goodbye Everybody, .
You're Such Lonesome Moon To-
night = Rita, Ny Margarita," Hello.
Sweetheart" is the Girl You Married
Still the Girl You Love-" and "Ism
Leaving Home, Papa" The famous
Princess beauty chorus, and the SEN
sational Dancing Four are part of
the big organization.
The Aubrey Stock Company viii
offer for the last half of this week at
the Lyceum theater the well known
play "Thorns and Orange Blossoms.''
with all special scenery and beautiful
effects. There will be special matinee
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31
1T is A RARE TREAT FOR
EVERYBODY
.CLARKSBURG Daley TELEGRAM.

presents this book to its readers the popular plan
explained in the Panama Certificate printed daily in
these columns.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

William eollieris new play, "A Little
Water on the Side will move into the
Hudson theater in New York January
asss
The much heralded Klaw & Err
LANCER Production OF The Winning
of Barbara Worth is to be presented
at the Robinson Grand theater jan
uarys u. No dramatic event of the
season excells In Importance the of
feriRg Of the dramatic version of Har-
old Bell virgins celebrated novel,
The play is by Mark Swan and the
company comprises many players of
distinction Messrs. Klaw and Err
LANCER have as fsztheir usual custom
provided scenic production of mas
sive splendor
Tom Mix, the champion, ail-around
cowboy, daring rider and daredevil
deviser of thrilling moving picture
stunts, has stopped riskEng his life for
a fortnight in the. wilds of Arizona. to
visit Chicago and take a look about.
Some one offered Tom seats to the
Grand Opera. Opera. be. hanged, =
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31
Al@60sENa aas0gg59l ILEl3 GlEDS OF ILE

With Bert swor as an aviatos there
will be demonstrations that will be Of
value to the Wrights brothers or.
others who sail the air. Man birds
are rare and Mr.. Swor's flight will
be more than appreciated by those who
prefer to gaze upon things ON this
mundane sphere as they appear when
one stands with both feet on the earth,
1. The Aviation Meet affords opportun-
tiles for fun from fight to flight. The.
mechanism and stage settings for the
production are most attractive. The
oi-plans, the aeroplane, the hydro
plane, in fact every style of flying
machine, has Its counterpart in the
Aviation Meet. 1t is atypical AL. g.
Field laugh getter. =
see -
Ethel Barrymore will end her en-
gagement in New York Saturday. She
will be followed by Maude Adams in
J. N. Barrie's play, The Legend Of
Leonora."
"'+.
Messrs Klaw and changers latest
and most pretentious musical produc-.
ton, sThe little Cafe,'' is enjoying
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

After months of preparation, "our
Mutual Girl" the great fffty-two reel
serial. will be released by the Mutual
Film Corporation on Monday January
5, and during that week wherever
Mutual movies make time fly the pic
ture public will see the heroine, who
is destined to be more famous than
any other photo play character in her
simple country life, whence her
wealthy New York aunt takes her to
make of her Metropolitan society
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

A new field for negro comedy IS
offered Ii The Aviation Meet, an act
offered by the AL g. Field Ministries
To fly or not to hy Is the question Of
the hour Automobiles aud motor
boats will soon be flying through the
air. There win be. rules for. aerial
there viii be routes and
charts TO guide those who fy but there
viii be no stations or depots; there
win be, no getting of or on the air
ships while IN flight.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

marked prosperity Al the New AM
sterdam tleater In New York. where
r has settled down FOR run that
Is confidently believed wiz last until
next summer Much was expected Of
q new musical play BY Messrs. Me-
sLellan aud CaFyll who were responz
stbls for .Oh. Oh, Delphine" and aT'he
Pink Lady and expectations have
been fully alized earyil's beautiful
music Is being played in the hotels
and cafes all over New York. -
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

tomorrow at Sso'clock, After the per-
forrnance Friday night a wedding will
take place when Miss Mamie Bum
garner and Mr.. II. N. Channel will
be united in marriage by the Rev.
L. E. Peters In full view OF the au-
dience, that will no doubt pack the
theater, the sale Of seats at the pres
ent time Indicating this. Among the
plays to- be presented next week will
be Faust. . s7;;s
CONTINUED on page eight
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

Fannie Ward will end her New
York engagement In Nine. President
at the Garrick tHeater January 3. The
succeeding attraction at the Garrick
VIII be the London Theater Criterion
Company, headed by H. v. Esmond
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31
WI b "E'i7a Comes . say .


Ethel 6mndin. The attractive young
actress who PLAYS the leading role ia
Irailc II Souls. was born Is New
York City end Educated there. She
began acting a. tie age 0f J piayine
m Rip Van Winkle With Joseph JEFF
ferson Later she played child parts
with andrew Mack, and that exper-
ienee was followed BY a season Win
Edna Nay - 49,
John Emerson, author and star Of
The Conspiracy, was q member OF
Nine Nazlmoya's company when that
actress was first discovered and ex-
plotted By Henry Miller. Since that
time Mr. Emerson was absent from
the stage until he decided to play the
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

"Iole," which is a satire on cubs.
art, has been made into musical
comedy by the authors, Robert w.
chambers and Ben Teal, and will be
produced in New York next week with
Frank Labor in the leading comedy
role, The music has been supplied by
William Frederick Peters.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

An Illustration cannot portray the beauties Of
this big 40obook bound in tropical red vellum CLOTH
Itmeasures 9x12 inches in size.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-12-31

Irene Franklin has an important
role in The Girl at, the Cate pro-
dueed in San Francisco and dealing
with Japanese designs on American
Pacth ports. Others in the cast are
Bert Green and Will Philbrick.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
EVERYBODY WANTING
TO WRITE RIGHT
Those Not Verifying Are PIaywrit-
ing-Aid to All that Would
Write.

The saying that everybody either has
or is writing a play has become a bromide.
1t Is even more generally true that prac-
tically every one at some time in his life
writes poetry or At least tries his hand at
versifying.
Some one has said that there Is some
thing wrong with the person who doesn I
feel an impulse 20 burst into verse at
some psychological moment.
Yield TO that impulse. There might be
some great ideas under your hat IL they
were but correctly expressed and If you
only had a guide to correct expression.
That is just what The Herald proposes
giving you.
In compiling the new modern English
illustrated dictionary, DR.. Harry Thurston
Peck. the editor. engaged the assistance
in Trinity College. who contributed an au-
thoritative work upon prosody, giving
any one who cares to read easily under
stood instructions upon correct expression
in verse.
This is but one of the many features
to be found between the covers of the
limp leather lexicon, which is profusely
illustrated in colors and monotone.
This dictionary is brought up 10 the pres
ent date in accordance with the best au-
thorities from the greatest universities.
1t is the book you should have had long
ago. Why delay getting it now?
Six certificates and a small expense bo-
nus gets II for you.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
NURSES FIND MAN IN ROOM.
They Scream, and Intruder Is Both
Old md Drunk.

Piercing screams, coming from the
nurses home of the Emergency Hospi-
tai about o'clock last night. and cries
for help, attracted the attention of sew
eral men At the hospital. who rushed
to the rescue.
Three pretty young nurses going of
duty We're Mortified to find a man in
their apartments. They yelled for help.
and when a number of physicians and
other men at the hospital rushed across
the street to the home. they found a
man. said to be an inmate of the Sol
diers' Home. coming down the hall steps
OF the building. The man was almost
helplessls drunk. He had card In his
hand directing him to go to the Emer-
gency Hospital. II is believed some per-
son previously had seen him and urged
that he go to the hospital to sober up
and that he got in the nurses home
by mistake.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
REPORT ON GUN ACCIDENT.
Col. r. 8. strong Informs War De-
partment of Explosion.

Col. F. S. Strong. commanding oficel
at Fort Moultrie. reported to the Wal
Department yesterday the accident which
occurred at his post Thursday night dur
ing night practice which resulted in the
death OF three men and the woundins
Of three others. Col Strong said that
the accident was due to the blowing on,
OF the breechblock OF a gun. and that
he was making an investigation of the
cause OF the occurrence. The casualties
were as follows:
Dead-Capt. G. B. G. Hanna. Sixteenth
Company. c. A; Privates Alton Med.
Baxter. OF Cosby, Tenn; Arthur Chris
tan. OF Longstreet, Ohio.
Seriously injured-Privates Roy Dalton.
of Conway, Ky.
Privates Charles B. Swaggerty and Lee
o. stinesprings were slightly injured
Caleb II. Ludlow, until March 8 last
commander of Fort Moultrie, Is now sta
toned at the War College. this city.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
ILL HEALTH DRIVES
CLERK TO SUICIDE
Asbury N. Thompson Shoots Himself
in the Head While in
His Room.

Dependent over his continued Ill
health, Asbury N. Thompson. thirty
eight years old, a clerk In the War De-
partment, yesterday afternoon at go
o'clock, shot himself through the head
with a revolver and died two hours later
in Emergency Hospital.
Thompson was married. but was sep
arated from his wife. He roomed at zoos
F Street Northwest, and was in his
room when he committed the act. The
lsndlady heard the pistol shot and
rushed to Thompson's room, where she
found him in a pool Of blood.
An ambulance from Emergency Hos
pitsI was summoned, and DIR. Newhouse,
upon arriving at the house, found
Thompson in an unconscious condition.
He was rushed to the hospital. Upon
examination of the wound by DR.. New
house. it was found that the bullet en-
tered the left temple and passed through
the brain.
Thompson had on numerous occasions
threatened to kill himself. Besides be-
ing respondent over his i'll health, he Is
said TO have brooded considerably be-
cause of being separated from his wife.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
Perfumed Notes to Senators
PET DOG, OWNERS WRITE THEM
Norris Keeps on Pityin 6
Nebraskap's Address About
Women Who Have Pet
Dogs Brings Flood Of Pro-
F.. tests.

One hundred and fifty notes in per.
fumed, delicately tinted envelopes now
lie on the desk of Senator George W.
Norris OF Nebraska. The letters repre-
sent protests. couched in terms of vary
ing severity, against Senator Norris
stand against the poodle dog carrying
habit.
The Senator brought trouble upon him.
self when he delivered an address before
the Y. NJ. c. A. sometime ago, in which
he expressed pity for the child whose
mother drove around the city with a lap
dog in her carriage or went calling with
her arm.
The letters have been pouring into
Senator Norris office ever since he made
the speech. Here is a sample of the
letters:
'-Of course. II is understandable that
common, coarse countryman, whose
feelings were of the most primitive,
should not be able to understand how a
woman might have affection for her dog
and at the same time love her children
The countryman, absolutely simple in his
wants and emotions, would not counte-
nance anything that he did not under
stand.
But that a United States Senator's
man of undoubted intelligence and
understanding-should fall to the level of
the common countryman is nothing short
Of a phenomenon. II is unfortunate that
men in public life should so misrepresent
any class of society"
Another writer. after telling with feel
ing how deeply she appreciates the
virtues Of her lapdog. continues in this
wise:
II appeal to your sense OF justice:
Should the Y. NJ. c. A. Building be used
as a place to create false prejudices
against any class of women? Do you
believe that the cause OF humanity will
be advanced by an attack upon the in
nocent action of a good wife and
mother? II a scrubwoman kept a dog
In her back yard none would feel justi-
fed in saying that she should part with
II because she was q mother. Why
should the gentler class be criticised
for doing a thing which the proletariate
might do frequently without causing COM
ment?
Women of wealth are like men in
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
DEATH RECORD.
WHITE.

WHITE
Katherine c. Smith. s. years. q Fla. Ave. NV
Albert GoldenbcrR Is. Georgetown Univ HOSP
Rubie Hicks L. Providence HosTital.
Margaret \. Burrel. "A. AL Belmont St NV
Christian Seihold. Sc Z. 5. Soldiers Home :
Emile Skoch. g. Govt Hospital for Insane
John r. Hodnett. s.. Govt Hospital for Insane
Clarence {. Hanford n Govt. Hospital for Insane
Joseph Maggie 50. Washington Asylum Hospital
Ella y. Mitchell. 20. 1854 sth st. Sc.
George r. Lee 10. Casualty Hospital
Grace L. Hamilton. &. $50 Seaton St ne.
Rosie Moran. }. GARFIELD Hospital.
James Rouscy, :, 6 NJ 81. sw.
Ema-uel Fsldmann, months. Childen's Hospital.
Arthur simms. months. Children's HOSPITAL
COLORED
lose NJ. Cervers. = years. 10th and Sts- nv.
John W. Ward. s. p G st. sw.
Louisa Hardy. 90. Little Sisters Of the Poor.
Lulu Barnes. 81. National Homeopathic Hospital
Albert Willis q, Govt. HOSPITAL for Insane.
Jo~eph r. Campbell months. $50 Ward Pl nv.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24

are compelled to bear the brunt Of popu-
lar criticism, and consequently. the
writer believes. both should stand to-
gether.
There is no more fairness in your
charge" continues this writer, than
there would be in an assertion on my
part that you should not smoke cigars
because you are in the Senate. The
criticism against wealthy women carry
ing dogs Is based not on the fact that
the dogs are carried. but because the
women are wealthy. This point. ] think,
is clear to the impartial observer"
What are you going TO do about these
letters?' the Senator was asked.
Il am going on plying children whose
mothers are the constant companions OF
lap dogs. whether the mothers like It or
not" said the Senator.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
GLEN ECHO OPENS TONIGHT.
Park Lights and Amusements
Tested and Are All O. X.

Tested and Are All O. n.
Just to make sure that everything was
ready for the grand opening Of Glen
Echo tonight, the management last night
had all the lights turned on ans the
amusement devices started. Never be-
fore has the park been so attractive
from a scenic standpoint. Paint is
glistening, flower blossom. and new
walks have been laid to every part OF
the ground.
When the gates are opened the finish
ing touches will all have beer put on
Ali the old amusement devices will be
found running and In addition the SEN
sation of Coney Island last summer. the
Gyroplane. the very latest In aerial
Joy rides. win be found. Judging from
its great reception in the two resorts
boastlng Of this device last year, II is
expected that II will prove the biggest
drawing card the park has ever offered.
AS in the past admission at all times
at Glen Echo will be free, and motion
pictures, band concerts, and other free
features, will be found again this year.
An improved car service will make the
trip to the resort the most pleasant ride
about the Capital.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
WOMAN SERIOUSLY INJURED.
Mrs. VI KlptE Struck by Bicyclist,
who Is Released on Bond.

Mrs. Mary Klotz. thirty-hve. years old,
was knocked down on Seventh Street,
between E and F Streets Northwest.
yesterday afternoon. by a bicycle rid
den by Carl Griffith. OF rs Third Street
Northwest. and was seriously injured.
She received a bad scalp wound as
well as a conclusion of the brain.
Griffith was arrested, but put up 1900
bond for his appearance in the Police
Court today Mrs. Klotz lives in North
Capitol Street.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
LOAN SHARK" ACT TESTED.
bernard Reagan Fined s75 for VIC
Iation by Judge MuIlowney.

The first test of the new loan shark
law, passed at the last session of Con-
eress. came in the Police Court yester-
day in the trial OF Bernard Reagan,
charged with violations of the law.
1t was alleged that Reagan charged
Robert E. Bander, A L. Dillon, Joseph
P. Cullen, and w. A. Ouigley a "a per
notes.
Attorney ]. S. Easby-Smith, for the
defense. presented a demurrer, declaring
the law to be unconstitutional, but Judge
Mullowney overruled the contention and
imposed a fine OF SIS
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
BIRTHS REPORTED.



Patrick J. and Mary Lynch. girl
Dennis J. and Catherine Mccarthy. boy.
Henry and Marie Alexander, girl
Alfred and Ella Marks. girl.
William Grover and Violet z. Price. girl
Clinton L. and Mollie L. Walcott. girl.
George A. and Name Diddsn, boy.
Richard n. and Edith l.. sutton. girl.
Addison W. and Alice L. Smith, boy.
Louis Z. and Ella V. Torreyson. boy.
Walter r. and Amanda yelling. boy
Abraham and Barbara Freund, girl.
James NJ. and Mary Z. Dutter. girl
Harry and Goldie Schneider, gil.
Harry and Fannie Kramer. girl
Charles L. and Lo.tie /. Martin, girl
Andrew L. and Mary Acton. boy.
Gus and Mary Forte. boy.
CoLORED.
Henry and Hattie Cross, girl.
Peyton and Sarah Bland. girl.
Delefosse and Christina Greene, giri.
Joseph and Elizabeth Waters. girl
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1913-05-24
WEATHER CONDITIONS.
q. S Dept Of Asricul,ur, Weather Bur.au,

Washington. Friday, MAY 3, 9D-s p n.
trough Of low pressure formed Thurday night
over the Atlantic States and II still continues but
with an eastward tendency. and general. and in
many places heavy rains occurred throughout the
Atlantic States with the heaviest falls from Mary
land southwestward into the northern portions Of
Georgia and Alabama Tskre was no rain Of COT
sequence in any other PORTION Of the country.
1t is decidedly cooler in the Gulf States. East
Tennessee. and the Middle Atlantic States.
and warmer west Of the Mississippi River except
in portions Of the extreme Northwest. In the
Lake region. and the Ohio Valley. low temper
atures continue
Cloudy weather with showers will continue Sat
urday in the Atlantic States, followed BY gen
orally fair weather Sunday. Over the remainder
az the country the weather will be generally fair
Saturday and SUNDAY, with high temperatures
over the central valleys. IL will be cooler SatIIr
day in the South Atlantic States and warmer Sun
day in the East Gulf and South Atlantic States.
In the extreme West temperatures will remain high