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American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02
Name the Line.

Hubbubs-Have You any late trains
to Lonelyville?
Subbubs-Yes. All our trains are
late.-Stray Stories.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02
Inherited.

Inherited.
Was there ever an informer In
Jour family"
What do you mean by such a cues.
lion as that, sir?'
Il noticed that your baby is in.
sG1ihed to be a %squealer."
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02
Business Acumen.

What! Fifty cents for putting in
the load Of coal? You charged only a
quarter the last time"
Yes, mum, but coal has riz."
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02
This Is unkind

Tommy-Pop. what is a free
fhinker?
Pop-A freethinker, my son, is any
man who isn't married.-Philadelphia
Record.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

A married nan has reached the bot
tom OF the ladder When he begins to
brag about his wife's relations.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02
Stole Ten Thousand NickeIs.

After saving up nickels since 1883,
Mrs. Emily Kuhn of New York LIT
the entire bagful, 10000 in all, to a
burglar. A collection of German coins
vas not touched. Besides the nickels
quantity of valuable jewelry was
aiken. -.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02
His Status.

That man is something more thar
q mere marine"
DO you mea he is an .ultrama.
rine?'
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02
Rouhtful

Have you a good cook now?"
Il don't know. l haven't been home
since Observation-Disclosures Opinion.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

"Health's best way-Eat Apples ev
cry day.'-Coyne.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, ~softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton. allays pain, cures wind colo, 25c a bottle ADV
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

~Evelyn-Did you have a good time
at Miss Fussy's party?
Loraine-No; Mrs. Pussy worked
so hard trying to make her guests feel
at ease that she made everybody un-
comfortable.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

Turn about is fair play-excepl
when applied to a hand organ.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

1t takes a sharp man to make a TOOL
of a dull one
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

The sting of defeat outlasts the
sweets of victory.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

One-half the women in the world
want to get thin; the other half want
to get fat.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

Surprised.

i am going to bring my son up Sc
that like George Washington he can
say: i can not tell a lie"
Why, | thought you were going
to bring him up to follow in your foot
steps,"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

400 Pound Turtle for Soup.
New York.-A 400 pound turtle that
VII go to make soup at a banquet wos
brought here from Bermuda.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02
HOWARD E. BURTON AssAyEHA ro

q SpoctE.en Pncce: Gold, Silver, Lend. n: Gold
ksslvcfs Soc: 6oae. S0c; Zinc or Copper, d. Maiiins
lcntrGi end umpire work solicited. Leadviiia.
SOoA. he1erence. Carbonate National Bank,
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

WIEN BECOME NECESSARY
And your shoes pinch. Aliens Foot Ease, the
AhtlsePtic powder to be shaken into the
SHOES, is Just the thing to use. Try it for
breaking in New Shoes. Sold Everywhere.
Soc; sample FREE. Address, A. s. OImstcd.
LeRoy, NY. Don't accept any substitute. Adv
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

The t1irt is always practicing n
game she never intends to play.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-01-02

The following case is typical of the cures
effected by Doan's Kidney Pills. Grateful
testimony is the best evidence.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

A petition bearing the names of
more than 5000 citizens has been pre-
scented to the mayor and common
council Of Utica, n. Y, asking that
motion picture theaters be permitted
to remain open Sundays.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

it that dainty little girl makes the
most OF f. She was a pure delight
Monday night and il is more than like
" that New York viii insist on her
entertaining IL all summer.
Miss Crews plays the role OF the
young wife of a strong. masterful
corporation lawyer. She herself has
been admitted to the bar and is prac-
ticinC her profession with WaVering
success When one OF her clients Is
sentenced to IT years Imprisonment.
she calls up the wife Of the Judge and
tells her what she thinks OF her hus-
band. This seems TO be a great COM
fort TO her. but hardly makes her path
easier in that judges court. Later on
she agrees to take the divorce suit
that one OF her friends wishes to bring
against her idle. wine loving. but good
natured husband The young cOrpOr-
alton lawyer forbids his wife to risk
the nOtOriety which attaches to coun-
sci in a divorce suit His wife insists
on her rights and the young lawyer
uses all his resources to have his own
way.
Bribery Of own Witnesses.
There is but one way the lawyer
can see to check his wife and that is
to make her Jealous OF her own client.
The wife rises to the bait and swallows
1t with a loud gulp. Then she tries
bribing her chief witnesses to leave
town, in order to prevent the suit from
being brought Her planning is, OF
course. most unprofessional. and she
gets very much tangled up in it. all Of
which is intensely amusing. And the
most delicious bit comes when she be-
gins to cross examine her own maid,
who has refused to go away. The
rich absurdity Of the situation Is en-
HANGED, for the reason that the lawyer
woman has just founded a society for
elevating the bench and bar. To wit
ness the irresponsible way she throws
all her professional ethics to the winds
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

William West. the popular Edison
actor and one Of the grand old men"
in motion pictures. IS getting nader
every day over the deluge Of inquiries
and sympathetic expressions which his
wife IS receiving. The papers have con-
tanned notices Of the death Of william
West VINO has been appearing in vau-
deVile and the picture actor is busy
denying that he no longer exists Like
Mark Twain, he says the report or MS
death has been greatly exaggerated
and has no basis on fact
The farmer who runs a chicken
farm, and the business man who plans
10 some day. besides a good many other
patrons OF motion picture Lneauers, VIII
follow with interest," a him ca15 7se - n IS
Chicken Industry at Coutancef france
A model stock farm is depicted i ne
feeding and examining OF poultry. the
operation Of plucling and the sanitary
packing and the special methods used
10 Whiten the flesh and make II tender
are illustrated The chicken industry
in France has reached tremendous pro
portions during recent years ana TINS
film shows the great scale upon Whlcn
it is conducted.
Robert Brewer who is shortly to ap-
pear as lord Burleigh in the Edison pro-
ductfOn of Mary Stuart" will have had
more experience in that part than all
other actors in their respective roles,
for he played 1t years ago with Mrs. y.
P Bowers one OF the most famous
MARY Stuarts7 Of them all Mr.. Brow
er spent the last few years Of his stage
career as manager OF the famous Led
erer production. The Man From Home"
While en- tour he had occasion to be-
friend one OF the members OF the com
Danv Two weeks ago Mr.. Brewer was
surprised and delighted at receiving
beautiful silver ostrich feather from
Cape Town Africa The former menu
her Of his company has drifted TO South
Africa, where seeing Mr. Brewer IN an
Edison film, he sent the feather as an
expression OF gratitude Tor the Kind
ness watch he had never forgotten.
One Of the most curious fiusects is
the .ant-lion, which in appearance re-
sembles the dragon fly. As Its name
suggests, il preys upon ants ana other
insects by digging in the sand fun
mel shaped pitfa1I. in the bottom Of
which il buries itself. with only its
jaws projecting. This Characteristic
and others equally curious are shown IN
a Pathe molten picture
A series Of photographs Of the big
animals in captivity at the London zoo
make up an instructive motion picture
the well known English firm, Urban
Eclipse.
Mary Fuller has played about every
conceivable role during the time she has
been appearing in Edison films. but
never until a rev day ago has she
prayed Lue nurse W me speeding 10
take advantage of a mOmentary pause
In the rain, the automobile in which she
was riding crashed into a light deliv-
cry wagon and overturned it. rendering
the driver unconscious There was a
deep cash IN the man s head and Miss
Fuller. after one Mortified glance, /
leaped from the automobile and was
the first to reach the PROSTATE man to
whom she administered first aid IN
til the arrival OF an ambulance.
The work Of the students at the
North Dakota Agricultural college is
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10
FILM FLICKS
Ga

shown in a seng film to be released
soon
R. F. OutcauIt. the talented comic sup
plement artist, visited the Essanay stu
do in Chicago recently and drew sew
eral pictures Of Buster Brown and
Tige, the characters made famous by
him. His work at the plant caused SO
much excitement that Theodore W
Wharton, an Essanay producer, prevailed
upon Mr. OutCault to draw a series OF
pictures for an Essanay release.
Mary Fuller. the versatile Edison
player, is devoting considerable time
these days to writing scripts. Two
dramas which she conceived viii be
seen on the screens shortly. one is
" hen ..-S Greek Aleets Greek, and the
other, The Prophecy"
Miriam Nesbitt and Marc McDermOtt,
Of the Edison Stock company, both ap-
Peared IN person at the recent special
layton HOOD Iund performance IN one
of the uptown New York picture houses.
Both gave very interest ting talks which
were enthusias ucally received by a
crowded house. AS they were prepar-
ing to leave the theater after the show,
little old woman approached Miss
Nesbitt and looking wistfully in her
ewes thanked her for one of the hap
piest moments in her life. Then laying
her hand gently on Miss Nesbitts arm,
she told her of the resemblance which
I
daughter, whom she had lost six years
ago She said that ii had been a great
shock TO her the first time that she saw
Miss Nesbitt on the screen, but that
she had watched anXiOusly for her ever
since Then she lOnged to hear the
voice Of this silent girl, and she had at
last realized that hope. II was little
deeper and richer than her daughter s,
but it was music TO her ears. Miss
Nesbitt, always sympathetic, was deep
y touched by the incident and could
only. smile mistily at the eager, hun
cry face
The following notable scenic pictures
have been announced for early release
through the General Film company:
The Chateau Of Blois,". Patheplay;
Montreal, Quebec and Halifax" Pathe-
play; An Excursion in the Valley. OF
Yes99bie. France, Fatheplay; People
Heine; aReiics Of Ancient Rome"
Cines-Kleine, Gulf of TOguilO. Italy"
Cines-Kleine; I'm the Tyrolese Alps"
Eclipse-Kleine.
The Kalem company at Glendale, Cal,
under the direction OF George MelfOrd.
is giving its exclusive attention to the
Of tWo-Dart special features
THE Cheyenne massacre viii be fol-
lowed by 'The Battle for Freedom" a
story Of the Boer war. The companies
OF the state militia which appeared in
this thrilling feature, camped near the
kalem studio Tor several days
New York exhibitors and their friends
had an opportunity to make the ac-
Quaintance Of Miss Alice joyce at the
benefit for the Ohio flood sufferers.
which was held at the 69tn armOry on
April u. Miss Joyce obliSIngly agreed
TO autograph her pictures for all pur-
chasers. Tom Moore scid the Dl5uO-
graphs and realized nearly S20J for
the fund, several CT he bensv plt mt ray
ing as high as S. fer The picture and
autograph
Miss Ruth Roland, leading woman at
the Kalem Santa Monica studio, is
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10
Delightful Farce Is a New,
Production in New York;
Revival Of &" PmafOre. -

FEW YORK, May 1O.-There is a
M promise that in this country
- there is going to be built up a
distinctive American drama Efforts
along these lines are already being
made. The work mas begun With an
enthusiasm which gives promise Of real
results. The only strange feature OF
the whole thing IS that this movement
is being inaugbrated in the middle
west, and not in New York, which is
supposed to be the theatrical center of
America and from which all other
parts of the country are presumed 10
receive their light and inspiration
1t IS therefore natural that the de-
sire for a drama distinctly American
should emanate from those sections Of
the union which are distinctly Amert-
can in their history and traditions.
This movement is not in any sense
conception emanating from a prOvin-
cial narrowness, but a genuinely pa
triotic desire to emOody upon our
stage the forms Of American life
which are genuinely worth while.
"He- First Divorce"
"Her First Divorce" is one OF the
most delightful comedies Of the year.
1t was introduced to a large New York
audience Monday night at the Comedy
theater and kept it ripping with laugh
ter and good humOr from first to last.
The piece was written by c. ". Bell.
a lawyer, Of Hamilton, Ontario, and is
a most delightful satire on the un-
scrupulOus ways OF some lawyers in
tamperlng with witnesses of the Op-
pOsite side Il is filled with bright
lines, the wittiest kind Of dialOg and
situations which are intensely anus
ing And, incidentally, it offers Miss
Laura Hope Crews the best opportunity
Of her career and you may depend upon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

the moment she becomes Jealous Is a
genuine gloom dispeller.
Sarah Beruhardf.
That the divine Sarah" IS the great
est miracle Of the modern stage there
can be no doubt How this woman
maintains her youth. her strength, her
voice and freshness is a cOstant mar
vel to all who see her On Monday she
made her debut in vaudeville at Mar
tin Beck's Palace theater in a one
act French revolution piece written by
her son, Maurice, and Henri Cain.
The enthusiasm with which the great
French woman was received was never
before witnessed in an American Vau-
deville theater. The stage was literal
" filled with floral offerings from her
countless admirers. and the best part
OF the affair was that Nine. Bernhard
never appeared TO better advantage
in her art than she did Monday.
aPinafOre.0
Monday night the Gilbert & Sullivan
Opera company revived 'tPinafOre" at
the Casino. and the cOncensus Of Opin-
ion around Broadway marine circles
was that IL was the most successful
launching OF the good ships that has
been made for over decade.
De Wolf Hopper, as the Dick Dead
eye" played the role with all the fin
ish that we have long since learned to
expect from this real comedian
Miss Viola Gillette was a splendid
CONTINUED on last page. this secton.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

Some time ago Kenean BueI, direc-
tor Of one Of the Kalem companies
started upon a production which re-
quired as one Of the leading charac-
tiers a girl Of distinguished beauty,
Mr.. Buels attention was directed to
Miss Alice Joyce, who had achieved
considerable fame in the field Of ART
as a model for artists and pho
tOgraphers. The services Of Miss Joyce
were secured for this production, in
which she displayed intelligence and
particular adaptability for the NOV
ing picture field As a result she en-
tered into cantract with the Kalem
company, covering a number of years
and accompanied Mr.. BUers organiza-
ton to California, where for some
past she has acted as leading lady.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

What has come over the spirit OF
Haskin's dreams2" queried Raymond
He has quit talking against magnaJes
and trusts
'eHe bought his first block OF stock
last week" replied Haskin's partner,
conclusiTsly .-Y Outh's Companion
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

Continued on last page. this seotiOn-)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10
CONTRACT IS AWARDED FOR
sTnEnaIK AROUND Was SEAl

The contract for the building OF a
sidewalk an around the Villas school
an inside cuhb for the lawn and an
outer curb along the streets. has been
let to Dave Crockett The school board
is considering the laying OF 15-toor
sidewalk on all four sides. II this Is
done, it viii cost about $1,000
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

Z0S
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

Edwin Carewe is the leading man
OF the Lubin Stock company, now sta
toned at Jacksonville, Fla Mr.. Ca
rewe has had 13 years of stage eX-
perience, having supported Chauncey
OlcOtt, Edward Harrigan, Otis Skin
ner, Rose COghlan, Joe Weber and
other stars and has been in the cast
of many Broadway productions. He
is a quarter-breed Chickasaw indian
and owns 100 acres Of indian land at
ArdmOre, Okla He is 80 years Of age
and was educated at the universities
Of TaEas and Missouri
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

Nine. NazimOva is a great admirer
Of the motion picture and when on the
road seiZes every opportunity to visit
the motion picture theater, and she
thinks a school of drama akin to the
old pantomime schools will yet de-
velop from il.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

The talking pictures have developed
into a joke in New York. according to
Variety" the big vaudeville pubIica-
ton. It calls them the baking pic
lures and is the authority for the state
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-10

At first thought there does not seem
to be any immediate connection be-
tween the motion picture theater and
the collar industry, and yet very many
discarded films find their way to the
ceuulOid collar factories and return
to the theaters as decorations for the
necks of fans admiring a later genera
ton Of film reflections
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-04-10
House Bill Vetoed

No. 5. Davis-County park
bill.
No. %. williams of MeLennan
and others-The Katy Consoli-
dation bill. Vetoed by the Gov
ernor but passed over the veto. J
No. as. MISUNDERSTANDING
ex -officio salaries for County
Attorneys.
No. SO. Paddock and others
Establishing a Texas memorial
commission and appropriating
$50, 900 to erect monuments in
the National Parks Of Texas
soldiers.
No. So. Coffey and others
Establishing a normal college at
Waco.
No. 10. Simpson-Authoriz-
ing transportation companies to
sell surplus power to cities.
No. 376. Reeves and Webb
Creating State training school
for the feeble minded and APP
propriating 100000 for its
maintenance.
No. $50. Nabours Establish
ing an experiment station in the
First Senatorial District.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-04-10
H. S. Lanier Killed in
Railroad Wreck.

News was received here Fri.
day by Mr.. Emmett Lanier of
the death of his brother II. S.
Lanier in II. & =. wreck by a
washout near Provincial, La.
early that morning. II. 5.
Lanier was fireman on engine
No. 2a6, and lived in Marshall
where wife and two children
survive hin. The tody reached
Jefferson accompanied by Mr..
Emmert Lanier Saturday at 8 a.
m. on NJ. X. & T. and was met
here by family and relatives,
when it was taken 10 Linden on
j. x y. ". at II "A. IN. for burial.
The following met the body at
Jefferson and went out with IT,.
Mrs. III. :. Ianier and two
children Mrs. J. NJ. Palmer Mrs
W. ;. Morey, Miss Sallie Ne
Call and Fred Kicks Harry Ia
homue from Marshall ". A.
Dollahite Longvicw h. Il, La
nier. 4 ID. Lanier. Tcxarkana
X y Norris Miss jamie Mccall
Linden. Mr. Adlie Morris, Mrs.
ID. II Morris, Queen City. Miss
Ruby Pearl Goodman, Nash. Mrs.
MARY Nelson. Kildare. j. ID.
hoon, Jefferson.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-04-10
LIVER GETTING LAZY?
DON'T STOP WORKING
Take Dodson'S Liver Tone and Go
About Your Business. It Will
Liven Up Your Liver and
Do No harm.

"A bilious attack or constipa-
ton can be relieved in a short
while by spoonful of Dodson $
Liver Tone-the mild, vegetable
remedy that every druggist
guarantees.
Just ask the Rexall Drug Store
about Dodson's Liver Tone.
They know that it is a harmless
preparation that starts the liver
without violence and puts you
into shape without interfering
with your habits. This store
guarantees it to be all that, and
will give you your money back
if you don't find Dodson's Liver
Tone gives you quick, easy re-
lief.
Dodson's Liver Tone is for
both grown-ups and children.
1t has a pleasant taste, and is
safe and reliable. The price is
50 cents for large buttle, and
your 90 cents back if you tell
the Rexall Drug Store that it
hasn't been a been a benefit to
you.
Don't take calomel and don t
buy limitations Of Dodson' s Liver
Tone-you may run into danger
il you do.
Buy Dodson 's-the medicine
that the Rexall Drug Store re-
commends and guarantees.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-04-10

There has been considerable
speculation since the president
ial nomination was captured by
Mr.. Wilson, what his attitude
would be towards the important
question when he took up the
reins Of government. The tariff
question has been the most inn
portant, and in fact, is about
the only subject that has been
seriouly considered by the presi-
dent. And his announcement
of Saturday shows plainly that
he expects to make good the
party pledges, He has been
fought by men from every sec
ton affected, which means every
section of the United States,
and great distress has been
predicted if the revisions are
carried out. But be that as it
may, Mr.. Wilson has shown
plainly that he is master of the
situation and will make good the
platform pledges. -Four States
Press.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-04-10
HOT SPRINGS ARKANSAS
REMEDY ENDS CONSTIPATION

Don't worry and don't take
calomel.
Put your sluggish liver in fine
condition and get rid of sick
headache, biliousness and dizzi-
mes.
Get box of the famous Hot
Springs Liver Buttons of any
worthy druggist today, % cents.
Gentle, blissful, wonderful
voorhees, they surely are; take
one tonight and free the bowels
from3 poisonous waste and gas.
You'l feel bright and happy to-
morrow.
There's nothing on earth 80
good for Constipation and stub
born liver.
Free sample of Hot Springs
Liver Buttons from Hot Springs
Chemical Co., Hot Springs, Ark.
w. j. Sedberry special agent in
Jefferson.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-04-10
WORDS FROM HOME
Statements That May Be Investigate
ed. Testimony of Jefferson
Citizens.

When a Jefferson citizen comes to the
front. telling his friends and neighbors
of bis experience, you can rely on his
sincerity. The statements of people
residing in far away places do not COM
mand your confidence. Home endorse
mcnt is the kind that backs Doan's
Kidney Pills. Such testimony is con-
vincing. Investigation proves it true.
Below is a statement of a Jefferson res
ident. No stronger proof Of merit can
be had
w. +. Singleton, Jefferson, Texas.
says; II take great pleasure in verifying
the public statement | gave in 1905 re-
garding Doan's Kidney Pills. | have
had occasion TO use them since that
time and they have always brought the
most satisfactory results. obtained
Doan'n Kidney Pills from The Citizens
Drug Co and in view OF my experience,
| have no hesitation in making their
merits known"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the ame-Doan' sand
take no other.