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Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

Theodore N. Vail, president of the American Telephone and Telegraph company. resigned Saturday as a di- rector of the Boston & Maine rail-
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22
The Boctors Orders

Aw be fair. Perhaps General Huer- ka HSes it only for naedicinaI purposes. <6s1slbia GE. G.a Stata< VI
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

The Wind Blew the Cap from the head of Timothy Shea, a New York policeman, causing him to lose his paycheck of $40
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

tuberculosis threatens to wipe out the tuberculosis threatens to wike out the race, according to a report to the sen ate
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22
DisIoya1 FederaIs Executed.

Hermosillo Sonora, Mex, Dec. 21.- The commissioned officers and many sergeants and corporals of the Tenth battalion of the federal garrison at Guaymas were executed at sunrise yesterday in that city. according to word brought here tonight. Officers and men of the Tenth were disarmed several days ago by General Ojeda, federal commandant, when he discov- cred they were plotting to desert to the insurgents.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

Congressional investigation to dis close to what extent if any "teachers' pets'' exist at West Point, was asked in the senate Saturday by Chairman of the military affairs committee.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22
German steanner for Banana Canal.

Stettin, Germany, Dec. 21.-F'or the Panama canal service to be instituted by the Hamburg American linss a large turbine steamer was launched here yesterday,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

James G. Hill Aged 72, formerly su- pervising architect of the treasury de- partment, died at Washington sud- denly Friday night.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

Suit Was Filed Saturday by the state of New York to compel the American Sugar Refining company to remove it's immense plant from the Brooklyn wa ter front.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

William Q. Torrey, an aged resident of Quincy, Mass, was burned to death, and his sister Catherine was severely injured in a fire which nearly destroy cd their home Saturday.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

The Cincinnati Art Museum is now the home of the famous Titan paint ing Philip IT, The historic art treasure which was purchased by Mrs. Thomas B. Emery, of that city from Sir Hugh Lane of London, has been formeraly gyien to the museum.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

Every Adult in Chicago will be ask ed to attend church on Sunday, Feb ruary 1.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22
Rebels Threaten to Fire on Steamer

Washington. Dec. 21.-Roberto Pes quiera, confidential agent here of the Mexican constitutionalists, has in structed the agent of the party in London, Miguel Covarrubias, former Y Mexican minister to Russia, to ad- wise 1loyds maritime insurance agency that steamers of any nationality bring ing munitions of war contracted for by the Mexican government will be fired on by the Mexican constitutionalists
 The agency here declined to say whether the constitutionalists expected to purchase any ships for the purpose of blockading ports held by the fed erals, but it was made plain that ar tiI1ery and land forces would not hes itate hereafter to fire on foreign ships, if they carried arms for the Huerta government This course according to the constftutionalists here, would be justified under international law They say they intended their caution chiefly for shipments that might come to the Pacific coast, where they are better able to prevent arms from being landed.
 international complications are like 1y to arise if constituionalist land forces with their mountain artillery fire upon foreign ships, but as there seemed to be no immediate possibility of such contingency, officials display ed little interest in the subject.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

A Constitutional Amendment to pro- hibit polygamy was proposed Satur- day by Senator, Weeks of Massachu- setts.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

The Executive Council of the Modern Woodmen of America has abandoned its~fight for increased insurance rates.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

Paul Armstrong, the Playwright and Miss Katherine Calvert, a Baltimore actress, were married last week in New Haven.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

1 according to the war office, were vic torious in both.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

William E. Ferris, an abstainer of tobacco is dead at Jersey City. aged 103 years.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

Mrs Mary A. Fully, who went to the front during the Civil war as an army nurse, is dead at Mount Yer- non, N. '. aged "A years.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-22

John Bunyan's Description of vani- ty fair in Pilgrims Progress is a true picture of modern New York, Chicago or London, the Rev. Dr. John Henry Jowett declared yesterday in the an- nua1 sermon to the New England so- cfety at the First Avenue Presbyterian church at New York.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
THE BEST TREATMENT FOR
ITCHING SCALPS, DANDRUFF
AND FALLING HAIR

To allay itching and irritation of the
scalp, prevent dry, thin and falling
hair, remove crusts, scales and dan
druff, and promote the growth and
beauty Of the hair, the following spe-
cial treatment is most effective, agree
able and economical. On retiring,
comb the hair out straight all around,
then begin at the side and make
parting, gently rubbing Cuticura Oint-
ment into the parting with a bit OF
soft flannel held over the end of the
finger. Anoint additional partings
about half an inch apart until the
whole scalp has been treated, the pur-
pose being to get the Cuticura Oint-
ment on the scalp skin rather than on
the hair. 1t is well to place light
covering over the hair to protect the
pillow from possible stain. The next
morning, shampoo with Cuticura Soap
and hot water. Shampoos alone may
be used as often as agreeable, but
once or twice a month is generally
sufficient for this special treatment
for women's hair.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston.'-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Fanaticism and Progress.

Without fanaticism of a certain
sort, progress would be impossible.
The minds of men and women must
be surcharged with love of cause,
or hatred of wrong, else they will
not put their all into. the fighting.
The very origin of the word fan
attic" connotes absorption in single
idea, for the word is derived from
the Latin "fanum" "a temple) and
the ''fanaticus" was supposed to be
maddened by the divinity whose
fame he frequented. And it is quite
certain that now, as of old, the mo-
tive power of every great propaganda
is essentially religious, even though
the leaders call themselves agnostics
or atheists. No absolutely selfish or
absolutely skeptical person can lead
either the masses or the classes. At
the core of the true leaders being
there must be an idea to which he
clings and to which he will sacrifice
all else with a light heart. Parnell
was cold, but he loved Ireland with
an all-consuming passion; William
III was cold, but he loved Holland
with a devotion that knew no bounds.
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
HANDLE MONEY AND HATE IT
Peculiar State of Mind That Comes
of Employees of the Most Noted
Gambling Resort.

Probably no one hates the sight OF
money as do the croupiers at Monte
Carlo. through whose hands thousands
and thousands of pounds pass every
year.
It is not everyone who can be a
croupier. lingering and counting
money at the casino requires special
training, and, accordingly, there is a
school of croupiers in Monaco. Here
there are tables similar to those used
in the gambling rooms, and each
scholar" is taught by master
how to become a croupier.
The master" and the scholars
personate players, while one scholar
takes the part of croupier. The money
used is sham, metal discs being sub
stituted for coins and slips of paper
for bank notes. Within a given time
the croupier-scholar must calculate
and pay out the winning stakes, and
he must make no mistakes. He has
to learn how to pitch money from one
end of the table to a precise spot at
the other end, and good many other
things.
When a scholar" is passed as per-
feet he enters the service Of the
casino under an agreement which
stipulates that he can be dismissed
at a moments notice without any
reason being given him.-London Tit
Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
GROWING STRONGER
Apparently, with Advancing Age.

cat the age of SO years collapsed
from excessive coffee drinking" writes
q man in Mo. For four years sham
bled about with the aid of crutches or
cane, most of the time unable to
dress myself without help.
ny feet were greatly swollen, my
right arm was shrunken and twisted
inward, the fingers of my right hand
were clenched and could not be ex-
tended except with great effort and
pain. Nothing seemed to give me more
than temporary relief.
,"Now, during all this time and for
about 80 years previously, l drank
daily an average of 6 cups of strong
coffee-rarely missing meal.
my wife at last took my case into
her own hands and bought some
Postum. She made it according to d.
rections and | liked it fully as we'll
as the best high-grade coffee.
Improvement set in at once. In
about 6 months I began to work lit
tie, and in less than a year was very
much better, improving rapidly from
day to day. l am now in far better
health than most men of my years
and apparently growing stronger with
advancing age.
Il am busy every day az some kind
of work and am able to keep up with
the procession without cane. The
arm and hand that were once almost
useless, now keep far ahead in rapidity
of movement and beauty Of penman-
ship"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for copy of the lit
tie book, 1.-The Road to Wellville."
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postun-must be well boiled.
Instant Postum IS a soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In a
cup Of hot water and, with the addi-
ton of cream and sugar, makes de-
licious beverage instantly.
There's a reason" for Postum.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Bad. OUT An Well.

The saying 'the good funeral Of the
bad woman" may be apocryphal, but
it is attributed to the duke OF Buck
ingham, not otherwise noted for the
exercise of functions proper to the
clergy. In the wicked London of the
restoration an evil woman named
Creswen ordered the payment of e10
for funeral sermon in which no Ill
should be spoken of her. y Buck1ng-
hams sermon was: "All / shall say
of her is this: She was born well. she
married well, lived well and died
well; for she was born at Shadwels,
married to Creswell, lived at Clerk
enwell and died at Bridewell."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Baby's Deduction.

A we'll known clergyman tells this
story to illustrate the early age at
which children learn to notice
A young father, not ordinarily given
to profanity, had slipped into the
habit of using bad words when, as
too frequently happened, his collar re-
fused to fasten easily. One day the
collar-impatientl discarded-fell I'D
on the floog and later was retrieved by
the baby, just beginning to creep and
talk
Dada, dada" cried the baby, way
ing the rejected article of apparel.
Yes, it belongs to dada said the
proud parent, snatching up his SON
and heir. Nov baby tell papa its
name"
"Dada's DAMN" came the cooling re-
n1y
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
REBuKE THAT WAS DESERVED
Noted Authors Cutting Answer War
tainted by the Exigencies of
: the Case.

Amelia e. Barr, in her autobiog-
raphy, tells of her experience in look
ing for a church home" in the big
city. :, She enjoyed sermon by ia
nous. preacher and wrote to ask about
joining his congregation. An officer
of the church called. After the polite
preliminaries he said: Doctor c.
would like to know the name of your
banker" "My banker" she replied
in Amusement 81 have no banker.
you see," he continued, "ours is
very extravagant church, mean in
good works-and our members must
be looked to for large subscriptions.
Doctor C. is acquainted with your
name, and thinks highly Of you, but
he is afraid you would not be able
to give as-as literally as our church
expenses demanded" Mrs. Barr looked
at him silently while he foundered in
explanations. Finally she said: You
had better make no more explana-
lions, sir understand that only the
rich can be members of Doctor C.'s
church. The Lord Christ also is there
fore ineligible. I will remain outside
with him"-San Francisco Argonaut.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Father Would Understand.

This is the letter boy away at
boarding school for the first time is
said to have written home:
Dear Parents: / hardly think !
will be able to send you many letters
while here. You see, when things
are happening, 1 haven't time to
write, and when they aren't happen.
ing, l haven't anything to write
about. You'll understand how it is
won't you, father? And, mother,
dear, you just ask father to explain
to you how it is. So now I'll say
good-by, with lots of love, and sign
myself, in haste. Your
LOVING SON."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
He Was Sure.

"Sir, said a smart lawyer, @"do you,
on your oath; swear that this is not
your handwritfng?"
81 reckon not" was the coo1 reply.
do you swear that it does not re-
semble your writing?"
'T do"
"You take your oath that this writ
ing does not resemble yours in a
single letter."
Eyes, sir"
"Now, how do you know"
"Cause l can't write"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

CHILLs AND FEVER AND AGUE
Are Promptly Cured by Elixir Babek.
81 recommend Elixir Babek to all
sufferers Of Malaria and Chills. Have
suffered for several years. have tried
everythingi but failed. until I came
across your wonderful medicine. Can
truly say it has cured me. George In
scoe, Company G, 4th Battalion.
Elixir Babek so cents. all druggists OF
by Parcels Post prepaid from KlooEew-
ski & Co. Washington. D. G.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Model Of House Fly.

A house fly "as big as cat" ex-
hibited at the recent International
Congress of Hygiene and Demography
at Washington, D. c., is now perma-
nently on exhibition at the American
Museum of Natural History. This,
however, is not the real thing, but a
model rs inches in length and $4,000
times the size Of living fly. This
model, the making of which required
a year of patient labor, is the most
adequate representation of the exter-
nal anatomy of the common house fly
in existence. - Popular Mechanics
Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Prince CHARMING.

"And you really once saw a
prince?"
"Yes"
"Oh," she exclaimed, clasping her
hands and gazing with awe into the
eyes that had looked upon royalty,
what was he doing?"
Trying to balance chair on his
chin to amuse chorus girl
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Little Pitchers.

Mrs Gaddy, please let me see
your old cat"
What do you mean, child? I've
got no old cat"
"The one mamma said she had to
come and see when she started here"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Honk!

your cows moo in a most peculiar
way"
"The instinct for self-preservation
develops animals" remarked the farm
er. Them COWS don't want to be
run over by the pesky autos, so they
are learning to honk. Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Agreeable Change.

First Clubman-I've been watching
Blowhard over there smoking.
Second Clubman-Where's the in
forest?
First Clubman-It's such a pleasant
change to find him putting something
else besides himself.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Left,

"My rich uncle is dead"
did he leave you anything?"
eyes, he left me penniless."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Wise Chance.

II understand that your friend, the
fastidieus Mr. Bixley, didn't marry his
landlady's daughter"
mo, he thought better of it and
married her mother. cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Foley Kidney Pills Succeed

because they are good honest med
icine that cannot help but heal kid
neyand bladder ailmentsand urinary
irregularities, if they are once taken
into the system. Try them now
for positive and permanent help.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
The Method.

I'm afraid~w can't send tele-
graph message if we have no cash."
Nonsense! All Geographic mes
sages are sent on tick"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
The Test.

''How can you tell a purse is real
alligator skim" =
81 don't know, but 1 suppose You
ought to be able to tell by the snap"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

HYour old clock is good for long
life YETI
"How can it be when I can see for
myself that it's hours are numbered?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
ook for Look.

Mrs. Eve-While I was going down.
town on the car this morning the
conductor came along and looked at
me as if l hadn't paid my fare.
Eve-Well, what did you do?
Mrs. Eve-I looked at him as if
had.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Considerably Removed

Rather nifty looking dairy maids
in this musical comedy"
Eyes, but 1 dare say the nearest
they ever got to a dairy was a dairy
lunch"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
a Disaster.

'I thought that friend of yours was
going to cook up a good scheme"
$50 did /, but soon found the fat
was in the fire."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
For sunburn. insect Bites,

Ivy Poison or any other skin infiamI
nation US Tyree's Antiseptic Powder
and get quick relief. Csc. at drug
gists. Sample sent free by ]. S. Tyree
Washington, D. C.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Tha<Js niHerenf

"She is very ethereal. She can't eat
such things as corned beef"
Eyes, l know her type. Can't eat
,corned beef, but l once saw her get
away with % lettuce sandwiches"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
The Reason,

"I wonder why London is so damp
and foggy?"
"I guess it is on account Of the long
reigns they have had. there"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Renentino at Leisure.

Shimmerpate-I understand Bean
brough fell in love with his wife at
first sight.
Hemmandway-Yes; and now he is
sorry he didn't take second look
Judge
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills put
the stomach in good condition in a
short time. Try them for Sick Stom-
ach,, Biliousness and Indigestion. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
&mzeu
Ovptd
4ae4o4io1'&

When woman suffering from some form of feminine
disorder is told that operation necessary it OF course
tightens her:
The very thought of the hospital operating table and the
surgeons knife strikes her heart and wonder
where an operation is the only resource but thousands Of
have avoided the necessity of operation by taking
Lydia E. Pnkham's Vegetable Compound. This fact is
aested by the grateful letters they write to US after their
health has been restored.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

Sore Eyes, Granulated Eyelids and Sites
mptly healed with Roman Eye Bal
sam. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
DoCs vo1ip HEAn ACHEr

Try Hicks CAPUDINE. It's 1iqud-pleas.
ant TO take-effects immedlate-goodt to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back il not satisfied. 10c., Csc. and
Soc, at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

A telephone system, American
throughout in every particular, has
been installed in Bahia, Brazil.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
The Logical Sequence

What happens when boss divorces
himself from politics?"
1.-THE natural inference is that bs
takes care to secure alimony."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

Soap prices in England are being
advanced about S1.21 per 112 pounds,
due to higher cost of ingredients.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

= It's Case.
els there still a craze for red
hair?"
Il think it's dyed out"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
MANAGERIAL Dilemma,

F'riend-What's the matter?
Theatrical Manager-Im debating
whether to put on a play that's recon-
mended by doctors or one that's ap-
proved by the clergy.-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
The young widow who hesitates is
vnn

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma
ton alays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle.Ah
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

Nine-tenths of the letters handled
by the United States mail are in the
usual business size envelope.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

Some women get more joy out OF a
grievance than out of blessing.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
For SUMMER HEADACHES

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts, fever
ish condition, etc. 10c.. Csc and Soc per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

Nearly every woman dislikes fiat
.ery-when she hears it applied to
others.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

A woman can beat man at an ar
gumen mt, but that proves little.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26
Even More Fuss

Does your husband make fuss
over his new auto?"
Eyes, and under, it, too.','
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-09-26

How man does enjoy spending
money If he can't afford it,