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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-22
II AID G. INTHE SOLAR pLExUs
4 "A L. ~ Dy N0N Monsoon.

WE HOPE there's turkey enough
"a So round. We have an Idea some
Of those teachers can punish an aW-
im ict Of turkey.
sHAsICtNEss h the highest form
of humorr-when the other fciloa
haS 4.
SO HUSBAND is hero 20 his
wifes relatives.
EpH WILEY says the worst obIcc-
ton 20 thu job 81 pprteF on a Pull
man car d that the WORK brings the
man who holds Il In contact with the
passenger.
THE REASON q woman'a pocket
hook 81 FAT and bulky is that she has
her handkerchief In 81. says AN cx-
change. ohol ~ that SOP Ever been
marricd7
O.
YQU CAN generally count on the
sincerity ~ the fault-nnder.
90
tiiglicF I,ngtsh.
(From the Publishers Guide)
The Requirements az tho reader is
Is De studied more closely 80 the fu-
The editorial staffs has put forth
every cudcavor.
O.
A CHICAGO scientist claims 10
have produced a frog out of nothing.
Provided tho supply ol nothing is
sufficient, this ought 90 offer r.
means for combating High Q.
OLivlng.
IRWIN s. COBB offers the follow
Ing irayeloRue;
Berlin. Or. oct a0.--Beriin.
the capital ~ Prussia. and the
chief city 81 the German empire.
o. large city. located on the
River Spree. n fresh water stream
flowing hack ana forth However
ms the Germans DO not use the
word Spree In the same sense In
which We use It. II is practically
impossible 80 get n laugh locally
by mention Of the name.
o
a Correction.
ST. Helena, Nov. 2I
Ed Jabs.--
sir-In a recent issue ~ your valu-
able but somewhat erratic column. ]
note an interview with Mr. Y. Huorta.
u Mexico. In which my name Is used
rather freely. In this connection I
wish Go say that the use 81 my name
was entirely unauthorized and that !
have had no connection whatever
with the disturbances IN Mexico. 7
have troubles enough 81 my own I
:. =.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-22

IiaYe you a cough or cold} Check
u befDre iia too late. Eucalyptus
syrup win DO a. soc d bottle az
Ruppe'a
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-22

WlNNl iNNlINI say lNNI the AhAhith OK
my death have boon greatly cXagger-
ated and Il ~ not true, az reported
Do the yellow press that ! was eNiled
was sent here on diplomatic mis-
sion. Please make correction.
Yours Tor vcraCity
n. BoNAPAtrE.
ID
AN INVESTIGATIONS OF the peanut
trust - threatened II may be- said.
however, that no one has a monopoly
OF peanut politics unless Il might be
cr--oNcuee us. Governor. what We
were about go suy H. that no one has
a monopoly OF peanut politics.
A Los ANGELES ,nief stole ten
dozen eggs. q IL reported ne blow
the safe.
THE LOS ANGELES TIMES ox-
plains why the tide mcnns Anna Held
3 going to take bath In the Pa
cific.
o.
A FRENCH aviator was killed
while landing. no thcy would just
refrain from landing there would be
n lot less acroplane accidents
O.
As A MATTER 90 fact we don't
got recognized very much by tho Mex
leans ourselves.
O.
WITH a DOZEN battlcshlps how
crinE around o. r. fair TO presume
that no one VIII Try 60 start anything
IN Vera Cruz.
JUAREZ passes from one McVican
force 90 another So often that rs pco-
pie have become as accustomed TO
changes IN government as the people
Of Massachusetts
O
SENATOR TILLMAN objects ~
Cole Bioase as colleague. Perhaps
he now understands how his colleague
felt when he first strobe into tho
senate with tho pitchfurk
d
THE REAL magnates VIII blow the
family to a bacon dinner ON Thanks
Swing.
"fN SOME parts OF Brnzil there arc
birds with hilla q ward long" said Tho
tail man. what DO thoy cali Thorn %"
asked the short man. plumber birds
replied the {. on.
O.
HAROLD" asked the SUNDAY
school teacher. did YOU mcmorizc
the first six verses Of the twelfth
chapter of Joshua p" "No ma'am -
replied Harold. MIA WAS using that
part of the Bible for pressing autumn
leaves"
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and any woman can turn out some
| thing pretty and dainty and-dlmer
emit Even mu0 can be- easily mad,
| of shirred velvet or mneta, with ivy,
bands of fur around IL. and SHIRE,
frllls at the openinss \ very prety
and chif touch is added hy hand.
made flowers OF the same or cons
I trasting color Just q scrap OF ful
about tho neck set in "a frll 81 vel
vet or lace viii give the costume ar
/ cnviable dash that a large fur piec,
| lacks.
And the litte frivolous neck uNingl
| go easily made at home with "a bit oil
/ net and lace. what % delightful eft.
( fcctivenoss. what an appearance of
| cost Is added by outlining the edge
with tiny. narrow touch OF iuri
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Fun weight aud abstraction guar
auteed. New stHte Coal ana Wood
Yard. c. r.. KuHtz prop. Phone 30.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-22

Everything Ia toilet articles "a tho
Highland Pharmacy Phone 80.
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might further say that the reports ~
my death have boon greatly cxagger-
ated and IL ~ not true. as reported
in the yellow press that ! was eNiled.
was sent here on D diplomatic mis-
sion. Please make correction.
Yours for VcraCity
rs. BONAPARrE.
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NORRIS, OF. NEBRASKA
VARDAMAN, or MISS.

Yer. although Thomas practiced for a
time in Leadville. He never held public
office until elected governor fourteen
years ago.
From Maine comes another former gov
ernOr. Edwin Chick Burleigh. who. like
Shafroth. is also a former representative
in Congress. His middle name is that of
his mothers family. He Will be one of
our elder statesmen. literally as we'll as
iguratively speaking. Al his next birth
day he will have passed three score years
and ten He began his career as a coun
try schoolmaster. became land sur
veyor and during the civil war enlisted in
the cavalry. but because taken sick was
excluded by the medical examiners. Then
after having been promoted to various
minor state offices and serving as treas
urer of Maine, he was elected governor.
That was twenty-four years ago. Next
he came to Washington to serve six
terms in the House of Representatives.
He is publisher of the Eennebec Journal.
of which his son, Clarence b. Burleigh, is
editor.
The Senate is now to have another ire
brand to replace Jeff Davis of Arkansas.
who died few weeks ago. and Ben Till
man of South Carolina. whose old-time
ardor has become cooled by years and
physical! infirmities This is James Is.
Nardaman of Mississippi. also of the eX-
governor class While chief executive OF
his state he became famed throughout
the land for the vitEperative personalities
which he hurled at President Roosevelt.
Leaving life position upon the pehch
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SHAFRoTH, Or COLORADO

this category is George William Norris
of McCook. Nsb. The citizens of his
state have given him his senatorial toga
in reward for his having led the them
called 'insurgent' raid against Speaker
Cannon and the old rules, in the last
Congress: and it is an index to the
trend of the times that Norris steps up
upon the same day that the venera BILE
Norris resolution that sheared the
Speaker of his power to appoint COM
nlittees and engineer legislation through
the committee on rules. 1t was the
success of that resolution which made
way for the whole progressive move
ment and the party of Roosevelt.
x *
Its author was a poor lad. born in
Ohio few months after the guns OF
Sumter had signaled the opening OF the
civil war. His is the old story of the self
made man in politics. He worked out
for farmers during his summers that ne
might attend school in winter and later
country schoolmas:er, he taught the
three RS while saving enough to go
through Baldwin University and the
Northern Indiana Normal School. lie
continued teaching while studying law,
and for a year after having been admit
ted to the bar. that he might earn an
extra allowance with which to purchase
law library. The following year he moved
from Ohio to Nebraska. That was nearly
thirty years ago. and his now neighbors
honored him with three terms az prose
cutor, then seven years upon the state
bench.
He came to Congress ten years ago and
now has the distinction of having been
elected as republican senator by a dem
ocratic legislature. This results from the
fact that Nebras ska has adopted the sys-
tenn OF requiring the legislature, regard
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Academy at Annapolis but after serving
two years as midshlpman left the serv
ice and entered the employ of the Florida
Southern railroad. Two years later he
became broker in Boston, and later on an
officer in several financial entt rprises. a
hankerin2 for sea service still ranking n
his bosom he got commission in the
Massachusetts naval brigade after he had
been out of Annapolis about decade.
and. holding his comm.ss on when the
Spanish war broke out became COM
mander IN the auxiliary fleet during that
struggle. He climbed the political ladder
by such rungS as aide rman and mayor of
Newton, Mass. and chairman of the re-
rUbl.can state convent on in LOS, the year
that he entered Congress. He - a MEM
Der of various patriotic societies. 'nclud-
ing those OF the Cincinnati. the Foreign
Wars. the War OF isl: and the Sons OF
the Revolution.
The Spanish war also launched uDon
the political seas William Hughes Of Pat
egsOn. y. j.. who moves up from me
House to the Senate 10 succeed Mr..
Briggs. After taking a business college
course he studied law. enlisted to fight
the dons in the New Jersey volunteers
when he was twenty-six. and after the
war studied law and got into pol ties.
Five years after having been admitted to
the bar he came to Congress. That was
ten wears ago. He is one of the Youngest
OF the new senator's being nov emily forty
!:
The three remaining men WHO March
4 Will move from the south to the north
wing Of the Capitol are lawyers. a state
district attorneyship and membership ia
the state constitutional convention were
rungs by which Joseph Eugene Ransdell
of Louisiana climbed to Congress. while
Robinson of Arkansas mounted by way
of the legislature and the Office OF presi-
Dental elector. Like the late Jeff Davis,
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bindings, editions and autographs lhey
are amiable and cultivated men, ana
really accomplish immense work: How
BY paying man to chase them.
Yes, to keep their president at "orh
to keep the heads of departments at
work. to keep themselves at work. they
pay private monitor-the syndic
The syndic is unofficially elected by the
councilmen Ito have an eye on all. lie
has twelve secretaries, and each secretary
has his own stenographer and clerk ana
runner All are permanent. high-pald
experts completely posted on the work OF
various municipal departments Syhulcs
come and go; their expert employees stay
on forever. The municipality could not
get on without them
You see, the councilmen know their own
amiable weakness, and that the women
of their wards are watching them. Ihey
appoint the syndic force to pull them
away from their dominoeS and cultured
chat and make them work.
Suppose that NJ. Durand. from the
Quarter st. Georges, has missed three
meetings of the sidewalk committee. y
department store in his district is COM
planned of by the women for obStrLctln@
all the sidewalks round about 1t. But
wait: its thousand clerks are registered
as voters in that district. They can make
Councilman Durand scared for MS Jop
They get commissions on their safes
they are completely loyal to the store
Yet there must be weakness. me
syndic tells a secretary, or a secretary
tells the syndic. and clerk sends out
runner: Councilman Durand, the syn
dies compliments. Get busy.
And the Paris councilman gets busy.
There are nights when the renaissance
facade of the city hall of Paris is all
brilliantly Illuminated. Long lines and
serpentines of fire flash from its out
lines. Gardes de Paris. in their squad
rons sit immobile. Their steel casqLes
shine in the light
Up the stairway of honor are ranks of
municipal guards in grand tenue. white
doeskin pants brought out for such occa-
sions dolmans made by army officers
tailors. Sabers flashing, they form
royal gauntlet. Between them passes a
visiting king the municipalities of
Iondcn.. Brussels, Prague, Rome. Vienna
or kaNsas City.
OthtA great nights the whole Paris
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of the federal circuit court. where he has
served for nearly thirty years, LIE Baron
Bradford Colt comes to the Senate to sue
coed Wetmore of Rhode Island. He was
born siXty-Seven years ago. in Massachu-
sets graduated at both Yale and the Co
Iumbia Law School and began his law
practice i'll Chicago, but after few years
settled in his present home Bristol. H.
L. whose citizens sent him to the leg
islature where ne had jus: ended his
service when President Arthur elevated
him to the federal bench.
Another distinguished jurist who now
comes to the Senate is John Is. Shields,
chief Justice of Tennessee. He studied
law in the office of his father, who was
also d judge. and the two pract!ced IN
partnership for many years. The son
was one of the chancejlors of Tennessee
until elected to the supreme bench a
decade ago. He is tifty-tive years old.
Constituting the largest group OF these
new senators to serve i'll the SlXty-tnlrd
Congress are nine men who have been
promoted from the House of Represent
atives.. Although this promotion carries
greater prestige and term OF six IN
stead of two years, it entails no increase
in pay since upon a basis of salary and
allowances a representative STANDS upon
an equality with senator, each drawing
81, 800 a year
One of the most interesting men of
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ing his diploma at the University of
Michigan. had kept out his single for
three wears in his native town of Fay
cite. Tired of waiting for the dreamed-o of
rush of opuent clients he packed up
his brief bag in the year 1879 and. land
ing in Denver. soon found his new neigh
bors appreciation. for they elected him
city attorney when he was but thirty
career in the lower house of Congress
when lie was forty-one. And it has been
since he spurned the further retention OF
his seat in that body. because he deemed
his election to have been unfair, that he
has been made governor.
In the Senate he will have for a col
league his fellow -townsman. Charles
Spalding Thomas. another public man
who moves up to the Senate from the
Colorado governorship. Shafroth takes
the long tern-that of Simon GuSgen-
helm. and which does not expire until
six years hence-while Thomas takes the
short term-that of the late Senator
Hughes. which has so long remained va
cant.
Snafroth IS fifty-nine and Thomas sixty
four. and IL is coincidence that hese
two governors of Colorado were both
reared in Michigan and are both grad
yates of the university of that state.
whittier Thomas was brought in boyhood
from his native Georgia. The two were
struggling young lawyers together in Den
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Uncle Sans Dolls.

~ of more dolls than any 40 girls IN
the country lie has somewhere near
4Gu of them and they hail from almost
every country on the globe. Most III
them. however. come from the savage
tribes of American Indians and Eskimos
of the ives; and north the islands oil
the South
The dolls are kept at the National Mu-
scum, most of them lying snugly tucked
away i'm great wooden drawers specially
built for their lodgment. They are under
the care of superintendent, VINO de-
votes his time to their study.
For these dolls not for play. 1hey
We're collected IN order that the govern
ment experts in ethnology might learn.
through the nature of a tribe or ma
tons playthinss and TOYS. something oi
the charaCte ter and process of the ms ntai
DEVELOPMENT of the individuals compi is
ing it. So expert are some OF these
learned men that from the mere inspec-
ton of the dolls of some neW-found tribe
they can deduct the salient features and
characteristics of the people. just as "A
Zoologist can reconstruct an entire AMI
NAL from a skull or thighpone.
Some of the dolls are fearfully and
wonderfully made. This Is specially true
Of those from some of the Eskimo ana
South Sea Island tribes. Their faces are
SO hideous that nothing short of ma
lign genius could have fashioned them.
Others are richly adorned. and one-a
doll from "a branch of the Sioux Indians
has "A dress covered with the milk teeth
of the elk which is valued at several
thousands of dollars.
one would imagine that this department.
of the museum would be much frequent
ed by Washington children. On the con-
trary however. the great majority or
visitors there are grown-ups. who evince
the greatest curiosity over the exhibits.
while the children are bored. They prefer
their own French creations of wax and
china to the uncouth modeiss0f the In
dian and Eskimo.
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whose term he. fills. Mr. Robinson nick.
names himself when writing his name.
He is Joe T. not Joseph 7. The sue
cessor of the brilliant Bailey of Texas.
Representative Morris Sheppard of Tex
arkana resembles his predecessor in pre-
coctN. When he entered the House he
still in his twenties. and is now but
thirty-seven He is a graduate of both
his state university and of the Yale Law
School.
Than a career in the House there would
appear to be no better apprentice ship
guaranteeing success in the Senate. and il
is a fact that nearly half the members OF
the present Senate have been promoted
from the lower congressional body. Among
these are men who have arisen tn leader
ship in the upper chamber. such as Gal
linger of N.w Hampshire. cullom of Iii
nois. Lodce of NJ: ssackusetts. La Fol
lette of Wisconsii. nd the recently
tired Bailey of Texas.
For studying sena oral procedure the
representative at the opposite end of the
capitol has a great advantage over other
men in public life. Not only are the rules
of the two bodies very similar. but the
personal association OF the members Of
both houses Is Very close. and then each
member of the House has the privilege
of the floor of the Senate. there to while
away spare moments i'm listening to de-
bates
But il is a fact tina; many radical %
the Horse has becorie conservative
has cooled greatly IN his avowed ardor
for the cause of the plain people" after
promotion to the Senate This condition
arises from the fac that the representa-
tive must go directly to the voter for ap-
proyal every alternate year. while the
senate" seeks the approval of his con
stitue nts only once in six years, and even
then. where the old order prevaileth. ne
does so indirectly. through his state legis-
lators.
Copyright 1915. 10y John Elfreth Waikins.D
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consular service When the Paris city
fathers have piece to go on you
will learn not only that they desire
your visit but themselves would like to
tour America.
President CALI has recently confided
this sentiment to certain influential
Americans in Paris
The Paris municipality is interested in
a hundred American matters. but very
particularly in our suffragette results
Feminism is strong Paris topic
only mention in passing the famous new
piece of Maurice Donnay which every
body is discussing. The entire action of
THE Scouts turns round the character
and doinSs of militant suffragettes. But
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Paris Municipal Council Study Su&ag@&@ Results i'm the United ST

congressman. ii viii permit me 10 de-
fend a program whose sage moderation
will delight and reassure the voters OF
Paris
"UndoubtedIy" said BRAND
Il hope that word will be passed
down for me- she said, looking the
prime minister square in the eyes. II
am not to be hampered. Votes cast
for me Will be counted"
surely" said BRAND. your votes
will be counted
So it happened that Marguerite Du-
rand got a preau or candidates
stump assigned to her without dim
Guilty i'm the ninth ward. which is that
Of the opera and the boulevard around
IL.
But when she began her meetings
there was a surprise. There were
others Nine. DevilleLenoir. secre-
tary of the Solidarity of Women. de-
clared herself candidate for deputy
for the seventeenth ward. Could they
refuse her a 'preau. having given one
to Marguerite DurandP
=
Evidently no. And after this il was
every day Nine. Kaufman. president of
the Feminine League of Physical Culture.
became a candidate in the eighth ward.
In the eleventh it is Hubertine Auclerc,
secretary of the Woman's Suffrage So
clp-A: III the n1lce1Il. h1lle ouuo-Dcho"'
founder of the French Group of Feminist
Studies and On. fourteen uanqul.
organizing woman candidates for the
chamber of deputies, falling on the cleo
ton districts like lightning from clear
sky.
1t frightened the male politicians peihs
much and sudden.
Then BRAND gave MS sage up To the
candidates Apart from Marguerite Du-
rand. belle of yesterday. and NellN
RCussel a beauty of today. the candi-
dates are regularly women OF graNltN
and age of q wan carewornness that IN
snires equal reverence Nine. Oddo--
Deflou makes me think of. Rockefeiier
and Nine Jean Beibe resembles the late
Mark Hanna. They are sage leaders,
candidacy is naturally theirs.
Said BRAND to them:
whats the matter with the city coun-
cils?'
Now You know why the municlpait!
desires to tour America.
STERLING iiElLlG.
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mirrors. wood-carved furniture, the
gifts of citizens, and tapestries and
hangingS. modern and splendid. from
the Gobelns.
See. the common people tossing off
municipal champa gne, See them nourisl
them with foie-sras Sandwiches, asp cS
Do YOU think a Paris councilman could
be ashamed TO give an invitation to one
CT these balls to any shop keeper care
proprietor employing barber or industrial
foreman CT his district?
Or ordinary days the gladstone spot
is the buvette 1t is too family-llke to
be called bar. Wives of the councilmer
here meet their husbands for shop
ping tour-and COB an afternoon lunch
free. gratis. worth So.
Observe the royal hams, the vast
Gruyere cheeses. those superb tongues
those mot brioche loaves. perfumed. gol-
den: those vast slabs of Breton butter.
Red and white wine of the best Bor-
deaux and Burgundy for asking.
Special coffee filtered while you
wait. The cost Is $1S,500 yearly-the
one graft of the Paris municipality
And yet no graft; for here the syndC
finds the absent ones. To Councilman
Gobbien of the Buttes- Chaumont dis
trict he says: Monsieur. you are on
the park privileges and improvements.
The Punch-and-Judy 1mpreSarloS are
waiting"
The Punch and Judy of the Buttes-
Chaumont Park pays $40 annual priv
ilege; the swings $40; the donkey priv
ilege (for girls and childrens riding).
$50: the merry-go-round, $40; the hot
waff1es stand. s6O and on. 1t is only
one little park in a lost corner. where
no tourist ventures; yet it must be
kept smart and lively. The ''privileges'
don't pay more than its expenses.
The total annual income of the city is
SIS 147, 572
Even the department stores, whose
vast piles of crates and boxes, trucks
and bargain counters. encroach on the
sidewalks. pay the city treasury for the
right to encroach. Their abuse is super
encroaching.
Bars and cafes with all-night Gus
tom buy protection straight from the
municipality. The cash goes to its
treasury.
The trolley lines that have no LEGAL
right To uglfy Partisan streets ray