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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12

TIL ERE ARE T H r E E
GOOD REASONS why
you should have your car
overhauled now and worn
parts replaced.
FIRST: The garage man
can give you better service
and you can spare the
car better now than later.
No matter whether you are
going to keep the car, or
sell or trade il in on a new
one-it will pay you well
to have it thoroughly over
hauled, worn parts replaced
by new ones and body re-
painted.
SECOND: We are able to
furnish replacement parts
for all models of above
makes of cars within 48
hours from receipt of or
der. Have concentrated
this branch of the business
at Newcastle, Ind. (center
of population of the u. S.
Here we have a S1,750,000
investment in plant and
stock. $4,000 separate bins
of parts.
THIRD: And perhaps the
best reason why you should
secure your requirements
now-we must increase
prices 20% January 1st,
when the new parts price
lists will be off the presses.
NOW NOTE THIS-Never
before in the history of this
industry has a new con-
Germ, having bought the
plants and assets of a bank
rupt one, taken upon itself
the obligation of furnishing
replacement parts for the
cars it never made.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12

An ideal husband usually belongs to
some other woman.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12

The United States mail carries year.
ly more than three hundred billion let
ters free of charge.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12
Pain in Back and rheumatism

are the daily torment of thousands. To eff
fectually cure these troubles you must re-
move the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin
to work for you from the first dose, and ex-
ert so direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble soon disappears
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12

ALUMINUMWARE AND DINNERWARE,
direct from factory peca Introductory prices Cat
alOg free. CArkWhte Lock Boz IL A. Detroit Hleh.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12

THE MAXWELL MOTOR
MPANY DID. We
considered it good business,
even if not a moral or
legal obligation.
WE FOUND $4,000 owners
out in the cold, as it we're
pleading for parts. Their
cars laid up and useless in
most cases.
WE'VE INVESTED about
one and three-quarters mill
lions ($1,750,000) dollars in
a plant and stock of parts,
for over $50 different mod
els, made by the concerns
that comprised the United
States Motor Company,
whose assets we purchased
from the Receiver thru
the u. s. Courts.
WE TOOK THE NAME
MAXWELL solely for the
protection of $4,000 persons
who had bought cars under
that name.
HAD WE CHOSEN AN
OTHER NAME those Co.,
900 cars would have had
almost no value in the Sec
ond-hand market. AS it is,
they have a definite value.
And by the replacement of
the worn parts your car
will be good for a long time
to come.
ANY REC OGNIZED
DEALER or repair man
whether he handles the
present Maxwell line or not
can procure these parts
for you. Or you can order
direct. Shipment will be
made within "a to 48 hours
after receipt Of the order at
Newcastle.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12

BARGAIN FARMS IN BANNER COUNTY
OF THE SOUTH. WRITE "NkMSON.%
HUNTsVILI.E. ALABAMA.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12
This Is Vital to Every Owner
OLA
Maxwell -BriscOe Motor Car
Made at TarrytOwn, N. Y. and
New Castle, Ind, 1905 to 1913

Also to all Owners of Soddsrd- Dayton, 1905 to 1915
Columbia Gasoline and Electrics, 1906 to 1914;
Evertt Cars of Any Model; Brush,
Sampson and Courier Cars
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12

If YOU ARE LIVE WIRE and want tho
dollars TO come your way, send rs 81 for Y mail
order ideas that will bring you success and we
will tell you OF our other money makers bhhB Ad-
dress The Mailogram CO., Box a4b5 Laramie, Wyo.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12

W. N. u, FORT WAYNE, NO. 49-1s13
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-12-12

RANF WANTED 20 tack up signs in your
QEEN WAN ! Eb neighborhood. Good pay.
HE Signs specially painted with your name.
~ A.H. j., Box 1889, Philadelphia,Pa Pa
The Washington times., 1913-09-25

Scotland and Wales have their peculiar local con-
dtions that they think Scotchmen and Wechmen
ought to be permitted to handle
Ultimately, then, there is very likely to Come d
time when Scotland and Wales will each have a
legislature, dealing with local problems independent
of the parliament at London, just as New York and
Pennsylvania have their legislatures quite apart
from Washington If Britain is to have three par
liaments because local sentiment, interests, and
clinical divisions make that natural DIVISION why
should not Ireland have two legislatures for exactly
the same reason?
There is, moreover, precedent for such consde:a-
tion of listers complaint in British attitude toward
Canada. For generations imperial policy has been
most tender toward the differences in origin, senti-
ment, language, and race, among the provinces Of
Canada. Indeed the very strength and efficiency of
British colonial policy the world around has lain in
this faculty for inteligenty recognizing the funda-
mental differences in the character and aspirations
of peoples
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
MAIL BAG
From The Times Readers
Stenogrsphy in Primary Schools,

To the Eiittr OF THE TIMES:
knowing the activity OF your paper in
all matters Of interest to the public,
would like to say word in regard tc
the advisability Of adding shorthand tc
the course Of study in all the public
schools. 1t may be contended that 1t 1.
not necessary to learn shorthand unless
the student should desire to practice
II as a profession. This probably has
been the contention in the past II tina,
be true as to shorthand, then why the
study OF trigonometry unless the stu
dent desires to become civil engineer;
or why the study Of arithmetic unless
he desires to become an accountant?
There ID probably no art Known that
would be Of as much advantage to the
person desiring to enter the clerical or
professional field in any capacity as tn; Z
Of stsnography. 1t is true that We have
high schools for this purpose. where the
student can take this subject ii desired.
However. the advantages that the stu
dent would derive from this study from
the NTH or sixth grade up to the point
Of entering high school can hardly be
estimated.
think no one familiar with short
hand will admit that there Is any sub
ject now taught in the primary schools
Of SO much value as 4 mind-trainer. 1t
is undoubtedly worth the time for that
purpose alone, but within a years time
NTH grade pupil will have acquired a
sufficient knowledge of 1t to be Of great
value In other school work, and n by
chance he should decide to practice 1t as
a profession his early beginning will
give him tremendous advantage.
Why not add this simple fifth grade
subject to the primary school course?
CHARLES z, BRUCE.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Save the Calves.

To the Editor Of THE TINES:
A bill has been introduced in Congress
10 save the calves by prohibiting the
sale OF calves for veal. 1t argues that
the few pounds of veal are valueless
compared to the many pounds OF beet
lost to the consumer.
But what of the hundreds of calves
killed at birth because the veal at four
weeks old will not pay for the milk
oonsumed in one months feeding for the
market? 1t is shocking to hear of such
waste while veal Is so high that few
can afford to buy 1t.
would 1t not be more effective to re-
duce or regulate the profits of the mid
dleman and the railroads so as to allow
the farmer a fair profit for his work.
than to try to compel him to raise cattle
at a loss? Or might II not be easier TO
esta blish an orphan Or founding farm
for all outcast calves? Respectfully,
DR.. 8. n. SEWERS.
September II. uA
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
A FREE ULSTER? WHY NOT?

Ulster objects to being included in the new Ire
land that is to be ruled by parliament sitting at
Dublin. Ulster differs widely from the south of
Ireland in religion and sentiment and has always
been the weakness of the Irish movement for home
rule. In Irish parliament it would be greatly
in the minority, and therefore it protests against the
whole project. For two years there have been very
direct threats of rebellion in Ulster if the home
rule measure should become law. Now it seems
certain that home rule will be accomplished; and
the Ulster movement, far from subsiding and evap-
Grating into thin air, seems more determined than
ever.
Ulster should not and will not be permitted to
wreck the program of tardy justice for Ireland But
the other hand, if Ulster is so determined in pro-
test against being ruled by what it regards as an
unfriendly Dublin parliament, why should that point
be pressed? Is i not practicable to give north
Ireland the same independence of south ireland,
that south Ireland has so long demanded from Great
Britain?
Why not, in short, another Irish legislature at
Belfast?
The problem of Ulster will not at this late day
wreck the plan of home government for Ireland
1t ought instead, to help Ireland to true home rule
1t is just indefensible to impose Objectionable
outside rule upon Ulster, as for century it has
been to impose Objectionable outside rule upon
Ireland. Nobody ought to appreciate this point more
than the Irish people themselves The majority of
Ireland should be consderate of Ulster as Britain
is at last become of Ireland
1t is generally recognized that, once home rule
is granted to Ireland, there will develop powerful
demand for something like that same autonomy for
Wales and Scotland. In the first place, the British
parliament, like our own Congress, has too much
business its hands. Private and local measures
occupy vast part of its attention. and the example
of our American distribution Of powers between the
Federal and the State governments has in recent
time made powerful appeal to studious Britishers
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Offers Correction.

To the ditor OF THE TINES:
In your recent issue under the head
ing "Theosophists Split on Saviour Of
Race" the following statement is made:
An insurgent element, headed by
Chicago Theosophists and others
from the Point Iona colony. near
San Diego. Cal. is seeking to over
throw the followers Of Mrs. Annie
Besant. Of Madras. India, nominal
lead Of the international society, be-
cause she Is said to look upon Krish-
namuri, an East Indian youth, as
the Messiah who will lead the world
out of darkness twenty years hence"
I ask the courtesy of your columns to
state emphatically that no one from the
International Theosophical headquart-
ers (Which, by the way, is not a colony,
Point Iona. Cal. nor any member OF
the University Brotherhood and Theoso-
phical Sociey. which Is under the direc-
ton of Nine. Katherine Tingley, has
taken any part in the convention re-
Gently held in Chicago by members OF
Mrs. Eesanat's society, in a report OF
which the above statement occurs, nor
is In any way concerned in the predic-
tions regarding the Coming Christ"
made by Mrs. Besant and others.
No predictions about coming Christs
have at any time been made by Nine.
Katherine Tingiey or any member of
the Universal Brotherhood and Theoso-
phical Society, nor are such predictions
regarded by them as having any weight
or foundation.
Permit me also to state that the Uni
yersal Brotherhood and Theosophical
society Is not ir any way connected
With the "Theosophical'' Society of
which Mrs. Annie Besant is president.
JOSEPH II. RUSSELL.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
DETAILS OF THE LOOT.

Sulzer is impeached of high crimes and msde-
meanors in that he got in. the way of the glorious
game of graft and grab that the political bosses were
working to their personal profit in New York. That
is the real reason-not pretext-for the prosecution
Just as Suffers case goes to trial comes special
grand jury report with bunch of indictments in
connection with the construction of the Grand
Meadow prison at Comstock. 1t appears that there
was no advertising for bids; no contract was let
for specified sum; the contracts went to personal
and political favorites.
The stone work contract went to a contracting
company whose head had been speaker of the as
sembly, and who assemblyman introduced the
bill providing for the work.
Payrolls were padded and the receipts of laborers
we're forged to them.
" These are just few details of the loot, aggre-
eating vast sum.
New York appears to confront choice between
regime that devotes itself to this kind of business
management of the State, and one headed by gov
ernor who assumed that campaign contributions
handed to him personally were just donations to his
private bank account.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
SENATOR ROOTS LITTLE FLOP.

Senator Root presided over the national conven-
ton at Chicago last year, which unseated enough
honestly elected delegates to give control to Taft
and then nominated Taft.
He was the nominal head of the organization
which did the various things that split the Republican
party.
Now the same Senator Root takes a leading part
in New York State convention serves its chair
man. and helps to put through set of resolutions
which in effect repudiate the work of the Chicago
convention, and pledge the New York Republicans
to reorganization of the Republican party on such
lines that the outrage of last year will be impossible
Of repetition!
Always versatile gentleman, the senior Senator
never displayed quite such talents as in this affair.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
PATRICK FORD.

After Abraham Lincoln issued his proclamation
of general amnesty in December, 1868, the civil war
continued notwithstanding and it not until 1872
that Federal law was passed restoring to citizenship
and full legal rights those who had taken part in the
war of the rebellion on the Southern side
None the less, many individual ex-Confederates,
Jefferson Davis among them, refused to accept am
nesy. They bowed to the arbitrament of the sword
they accepted the results of the war; but they did not
yield to the evidence that the remaining States were
right and the seeding States wrong
Patrick Ford, who died in Brooklyn on Tuesday,
one of the unreconstructed among the patriotic
Irishmen of America, and grim and uncompromis-
ing foe of everything English For forty three years
he had strenuousy opposed English rule in Ireland
Born in Galway in 1887, he to America in 1886
As boy in Boston he was employed in the printing
office of the Lberator, of which William LLOYD
Garrison was editor In 1855 he entered the
journalistic field and by 1860 had become editor of
the Boston Sunday Times He served in the civil
with the Ninth Massachusetts Regiment, and at
its close founded the Irish World. An advocate of
the policy of fighting fire with fire" when coercion
ruled in Ireland and of agitation when Parne be-
came the leader in that movement Mr.. Ford founded
$500 branches of the Land League in this country
and was one of the most potent forces in the over
throwing of landlordism" now done away with in
Ireland.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
What's on the Program in
Washington Today

National Cathedral School opens
Capital Poultry and Pigeon Associa-
tion meets at Public Library. evening.
Meetings, evening: -
Masonic-Meetings of the New. Jerusa-
lem, No. 9; George c. Whiting. No.
%: Takoma, No. %. special; Temple
Moves, No. g. Washington. No. 2.
Royal Arch. william F. Hunt, No.
Is. Eastern Star.
Odd Fellows-Columbia. No. 10: Ex-
celsior, No. II, and Salem. No. %.
business Dorcas. No. 4. Rebekah.
degree work
X. o. T. M-District Tent. No. &
Mariners Temple.
Red Men-Sioux Tribe. No. IS. and Lo-
gan Tribe, No s.
National Union-Bancroft Council.
Typographical Temple: Dahlgren
Temple, Pythian Temple.
Knights of Pythias-Meeting of Har-
mony No. q.
knights of Columbus - Meeting Of
Washington Chapter to make final ar
rangements for Discovery Day. Octo-
ber 1e. and vesper service during that
week.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
A THIRD BALKAN WAR

Again the kaleidoscope revolves in Bahama, and
for the third time in year the little countries are
-asty moblizing their forces for another war. This
time it looks as if something like the original align
rnent would be produced. The Turks have been
pressing the advantages gained in the second war,
and seemingly have forced Bulgaria, Servia Greece
and Montenegro into renewal of the first entente.
Completely victorious in the first war, the allies
by quarreling among themselves gave the Turk op-
portunity to regain much that he had lost including
mis- wind and his self-confdence. AS result third
war which may closely parallel the first seems dan
gerously near.
Even the concert of Europe could hardly have
mussed things much worse than the Balkan states
have done.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Lofty Target.

a JUDGE in q Western town hsd
u declared that he would stop ne
carrying Of firearms on the
street Before him appeared for
trial . tough youth charged with sst-
ting drunk and firing his revolver In .
crowded street
Twenty dollars and costs" said the
magistrate.
>"But, Your Honor" interposed coun-
sci for the prisoner, my client did not
hit anybody"
gEn?'
Yes. but he fired it into the air." ex-
planned the lawyer.
Twenty dollars and COSTS" repeated
the judge. He might have shot an
angeL"-San Francisco Argonaut.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25

insight. unfaiIing tact and cour,
and the rare ability to hold his tongue,
enabled him to win and hold the es-
TEEN and respect of not only those he
directly served, but of cabinet minis
ters, diplomats and the people at large
Only the reporters dislikel him. for
never word we're they able to get out
Of him.
Ii was in lN6S that Francis Knollys,
tren merely Mr." entered the SER
vice of royalty as gentleman usher to
Queen Victoria. Two years later h.
was appointed private sscrstary to the
Prince Of wales, lstsr k1ng Edward
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Good Stories
It Looks Like It.

A LDERMAN PRETZEL Of Chi
~ cago. recently defeated IN or.
IN dinance mailing the slashed
skirt criminal
We men" said Alderman Pretsel the
other day, have enough on our con-
science. 20 Tar a. women ID concerned.
without stepping up and telling her that
this or that article Of dress constitutes
q. criminal o6ense.
The. fact ID. we men, In all Of our
dealings with women. seem to take for
our precept and rule:
TO en- ID masculine; to forgive femi.
Record-Herald.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25

(lT Owe said the Mere Man sadly he hi. golf
and himself length Ribs fs
leaning back
haven't .a,
wen returned the RIB enssrts, IT IS
MISERY exclaimed the Mere Man. in assonishment
,a: @ explained h.,
under the apple Romantic love Just monster vanity
ssa ss with ssv Ss. s % . Of sa m has no more to do with real love
5 No
On s ss ~ the hi. ss his nss his ns tssans s. os sss
I'm here But a aos os.
1t not ~hi'ed ucher filled with suspicion
demanded
You do resd the Rib Everybody does Everybody
things
kiss when his face covered with shaving
a and
see but % tho S R her m The 1usna na Of the 1 a ss Man ,ns 0 m
morning the moonlight
or for your grandmother
nasssry the Rib calmly she fostering his
and music and pretty lies he not
Man. thoushtfuly. pretty
Romantic Love Dying Out
ND the flovet isn't the EFFORT
hold it, re'ed the the Rib % Love & is like honesty
the woman and if isn't can't
novesswe
frece q
goenhar siren
ha like iendsbip
ON.
habit has gota hmho
nothing alter
shuddeed
In, nc ch,
in 1
HORNS canh
and Ssss quite s's e: sT sss % ss
errotc
HE Mere venIy
the VIII
DEAD when
shiver OF relief 'he
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
THIS& THAT
ON SELF RESTRAINT.
With Sometimes Little Of tbs otAss

ON S6Lc NGS xAA1N1.
Changing new words and music on an
Did idea.J
When the hat that cost me sic or sepen
dollars
BIoWs a,nay aud settles softly In the
mud,
Do give myself to waiIinos and to
.hollcrs!
Do s,oear that uA haze some
body's bloodf 8.
In the morning, II Pm dressing In a
hurry,
And, ohen lacing up my shoes, 1
break the strings,
Do fret and fume aud fuss and troth
and ,oorryf
Do say a lot of Very ApJM ThimosS
And suppose that / should happen to be
persino,
And the proper rhyme or phrosino
isn't there,
Do promptly fall to loud and lu,fy
cursingf
Do tear out CORY handfuls Of my
hdirf
When those little things occur to me
(sic semper,
Just as they or epen toorse occur to
you)
I repeat: Do forget and lose my tenn
peri
you CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM
DOLLAR THAT DO!
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Slipping It To c. T, n.

If you should turn over to Clifford T.
Myndott
The labor of running the col,
doubt, on the level, IL I'd care a min
dot
To read the old pillar at all.
BERKSHIRE.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25

We suspect. with the keen judgment
that is our (dissenters save stamps),
that the inspiration of the foregoing 1,
the finding of a rhyme for Myndott. At
least. it is our reason for printing.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Lost Golf Ball.

f" OMMY went home one day with Q
nice ne~ golf ball.
Look at the lost bali found
on the links, father" he said.
But you are sure, Tommy, said MT.
Tradd1es, "that 1t was q lost ball?'
''Oh, yes" said the boy. Il saw the
man and his caddy looking for r.
London Opinion.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Amusements.

National-"Fins Feathers" Sis D. m.
Belasco-Gertrude Hoffman. S:l5 D. m
Polis-"The Girl In the Taxi" 2 rs and
Sis p m
Academy-"A Fool There Was" 2:lS
and Sis p. IN.
Keith's-vaudeville. 2:15 and Sis D. N
Cosmos-Vaudeville.
Ca Cssino-Vaudeviiie.
0ay0sy-DuyleoQVA III and O:1k q u
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Europe's Most 1actfuI Man,"

<-TROPE.'S mnst tactful man
AOL is. Nv common consent. WIS.,
count Knollys. first Baron Oh
Caversham. who IS now just
seventy-six. For over forty years he
was private secretary to British royal
ty. the friend and counselor of three
monarchs, and his recent retirement
was considered in court circles to be lit
tie less than a calamity. Ii has been
said 81 him that no other man ever
knew so much or sad 50 little" The
tribute is deserved. for Lord knoliys
vxs always . human Sphinx. ShsoW6
The Washington times., 1913-09-25

Well. as the London Times " Athens
correspondent remarked last evening to
the London Malls" Spartan represen-
tative. as he melded a hundred aces,
1T looks like this here Balkan. war was
starting up again"
The Washington times., 1913-09-25

Il also paid my respects to the At
torney General remarked President
Elliott Of the New Haven. "and discuss
ed with him quite informally the gen.
eral railroad situation in the United
States and in New England" Verify, q
neat distinction
The Washington times., 1913-09-25

Kid story (permission IL given TO
skip): Florist shop; window display
consisting Of tank. ferns. ETC., and a
number Of chameleons; store cat. given
to eating said chameleons. Florists
small daughter visits shop. sees cat eat
chameleons and tells her mother all
about it: What do you think? That
old cat at the store ate up six Of those
little comedians
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Hits From Sharp Wits.


Richard Harding -Davis's new play
'seems to be suffering from the lack OF
the usual Charles Dana Gibson Illus
trations.-Boston Transcript.
Sometimes the line Is merely buzzing
when the operator says it's busy.
The figures which apparently show
that insanity is increasing may mean
only that more insane persons are be-
ing found out.
Since humanity has become expert in
dcdsing automobiles. announcement or
the approach of a comet. even at tre-
mendous speed, has no terrors.-AlhaAy
Journal
The New Jersey couple who separated
ter years ago after a-aght that lasted
only fiye minutes and remarked day
or two ago. evidently divorced in haste
and remarked at leisure
The Washington times., 1913-09-25

Sound Of cymbals without lights out
for spot; enter the Moth Ball Cartoon.
Platitude 3O9' N, prolongitude 4slo E.
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Our Pittsburgh Correspondence.

G. S. X: One Of the new profs at
High has already given US 30 many i'm
promptu exams that we have styled him
"A fellow Of infinite test"
The Washington times., 1913-09-25
Did He Wear a Wrist Watch9

Sir: Saw a man reading the fashion
notes in a theater program. Zowie!
II ~