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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
Aesop's Fables
Translated by the Office Boy.
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Translated by the Off1ce boy.
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as@a H<susa EaShs RSS~-Sa
THz LION AND THE MOUSE
A LION vHs pounoln' HE ear for
u fair one day whom a fool mouse
did q hop-skIp-and-Iump over tho
IGOr's map. This put the iIon's SnooEe
on tn blink an he was 60 sore he
grabbed IN mouse and was soin' to
out him out Of business bVt IN Hrouss
sex 10 IN lion:
You big sIoo, haVe heart an
take someone your size, Will yuhF"
- like your noivs," sez IN Hon an
No lot tn mouse 90.
"Muoh obllgs," ser IN mouse, "Tii
90 a. much for youss some fine day"
an this made m lion Ian III 10 bust
But II wasn't % long after that tn'
Ion fell Inter a rope trap and cot all
tied Bp IIIos . ysPs PookstooOk at
country fair. TN non assn MI" an
best n over and ohsr~ed tn ropsG
Thla lst IN foOl lion eur Of tn mesa
~Ysu big mUtA," seH N mouse,
-yOS cot good ar ohssty Wiz mo
Ssesa told yer I'd ssvs your IfS,
dIcrpohse7 Tsks n from me, never
ERoGk nobody, 'Oause yer earn tell
ssnssiHos theY en- come back
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28

Sometimes the viii by crawling eathny
his hands and knees
from lodging
hole and then plump
against-the
Then backs off little taes
about until he falls
will silently sink keyhole and he
But 1 get home In
otherwise be
My wife not me to
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
GRANT WANTED TO
KNOW.

WHEN General Grant was In
w England on his famous trip
around the world he WAS taken out
TO one OF the golf courses near
London, and was there given his
nrst insight into the game Of golf.
The well-known English peer that
had insisted on introducing the
General TO the mysteries OF the
royal and ancient game teed up a
ball and proceeded to make a
drive; but not being very adept at
the art, swung three times At II
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7 II 81 ne ulJ
the ball and
knocked II about
a foot. then hs
tried three mere
b e fore holing
out. Turning to
his partner, he
remarked excit-
eddy:
You talked me
out OF that; it
W as all your
fault"
How ridicul-
GUS; why, l never
said a word"
We'll, maybe
you didn't, but
you had a look
on your face like
you were going
to say some
thing"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
A Bright Scene from the Snappy
Farce by Edgar Selwyn, NEARLY
Married"
Published by Permission.

oopyreht b. sr-A. HsA~ A-~"A
ToM-Nonsense. We haven't had anything 10 eat ySA
GERTRUDE-oh Of course, you would spoil 1t for ma
TOM-Weve been married longer than they have
GERTRUDE-what II haveH Do you suppose WO01
IS ever too old for romance? might have known there
wasn't a bit Of It in your makeup
TOM-There isn't Ell? I'll tell you what TN do In spseS
Of the fact that I'm hungry Jump with you right
now go as s you want to
GERTRUDE-No, thank you don't care to romance WAA
man whose mind is on a chocolate cake All you can DO
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
TEE TALES

ooporiSAA 1919. sT ths staE oOupNni
without touching the ball at all
The General looked on with great
interest and then remarked:
Il should think there would be
plenty OF exercise in the game, but
there is one thing that don't IN
derstand what is the little ball
torY"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28

VINO was little more than a begin
uer, had landed up on the green
of a ACKNOWLEDGMENT hole in
three, His partner, hoping to en-
courage him, took the flag while
he made the putt.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
LAUGH, FROM H. b. MARTINS NEW
BOOK ENTITLED GOLF YARNS"

arsAs Britsiu Bighss Reserved
any serious attention from the han
dicap committee had Just succeed
cd in getting onto the green in his
fourth on a hole that ordinarily
required two shots. Then he pro
ceeded to miss three short puts,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
Honeymoon Thong hit They Were Married, but WEREN'T

BETTY haven't said
HARRY-Not n many words, but know do You're
my wife and 1 want you my vita Give another
chance
(Torn peeks tn from centre door,
Call this divorce thing of. Let's away together.
BETTY-Oh 10.
HARRY-If you don't want go abroad we'll to Wild
wood
BETTY-No no. couldn't
HARRY-Dont you love ma little ht7
BETTY-That nothing to do with it.
HARPY-Then you do-you do love me.
he IN hs quicklyJ
world know what you're going to and It's
all right. Are you game?
BETTY don't know what you mean.
HARRY-For eopement Up the river To Wildwood
without letting a soul about I'll
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
TIA. RABBIT Az TIP roTrLE.

TIP RABBIT Az TIP ToTTLE.
THEY was q rabbit once whEt
L thought he was some Sstft guy.
10 could do . Marathon 90 fast you
souIdn't catch him with 9 Oltsroo-
bile. One day he seen q toItls and
commenced TO Ian NJ to bust.
"NNhy, hello, you little rUnt" hs
soz 10 ~ toltis, -~hy DOM you lay
down or your edge end roll overt
You could get around faster. Look at
your IhIgs7 They sin't long enough
10 wear slippers on. An spesdf Say,
you couldn't catch cold " n ~as
chained 20 q tree"
you may be some swift guy
said tn toltIs, "but m betoher ten
10 enc l beat you In q raOei"
mo, hot" Isffed m rabbit ~rAoef
Wh1 you oOuldH't oSteh up With the
shadow on . Gun dial"
"is thst soH" sneersd tn toftIa,
-N~hy you long legged freak, | can
beat youss In . race hands down."
This made tn rabbit sore an he got
tT foxy Fox 20 lay out 3 course. Tn
toitiS starts on, plugging along on
his four sawed-off bow lalss. Tn
rabbit thought Il was . great Joke
and he hlt tn hay for g little nap.
TN toitis kept pIuegIn' right along.
simS-by tn rabbit woke up and
Etarted for tn tape, but IN toItIs
passed under tn wire away ahead Of
i'm. no had been sleeping so long.
Now, you lons-Iessed prune."
IAughs the toltle. "youse know
'taln't tn rOssy boy what wins, but
tn steady slnk what kseps pIuealn'
sway ell tn time what cops TN sou-
VeNneeFI"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
COMPLIMENTARY.

IRST DUFFER (e1citedly)-
Do you know, have just
landed on the sixth green in two7
SECOND DUFFER-Is that SO?
Which hole were you playing?
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28


ERTRUDE COrtn0sn0 Harry dOrOr)-Bety, here's Harry
( BETTY rooldIs)-so I
~ GERTRUDE-Arsnt you going to speak to hm7
BETTY don't think have anything to say to each
other Hadn't you better get ooatf
HARRY TO Tora-I thought you said she wanted TO see
BETTY-Perhaps win to ths
HARRY (Oettsng her tOov)-Just minute II you
don't mind. I would Ike a word or tive.
BETTY-Well1
HARRY (sHghny euAbsrrosssdJ-If could be alone
TOM-Certainly. Come Cert
ARRY-TOn-TOm- ras Tom oo"e' 10 H." he co"fs"ae'
soto voosYOu leader here Get him to
play the Bsrcarois from Tales Of Hoffman"
TOM-why7
gARRY-Nsver mind why Get him to do 1t cTo~ oossJ
GERTRUDE ITO Bstty)-IIks good girl. IN only be
momentl (sAe goes into ooos TOODJ
BETTY (aIuost dorGntIp)-wsn1
HARRY-In first place explain how came
to be apologize for what has just happened
BETTY-why apologize 1t doesn't matter to US in the
HARRY-It you to think I'm
that II rd had, the slightest idea that
were going be here
RET1Y-Dout you think your lady growing
INPATIENT
HARRY-Hans my lady friend You knO very well
I'm not thinking o
BETTY don't
HARRY-Then why you o discussing herr
BETTYYou natter yourself have no interest in the lady
beyond of consideration for left
alone in a crowded tea
HARRY-shes able to take Of herself Eues~.
BETTY-Thats what might have expected you to
HARRY-Well, what do you want say1
BETTY don't want you 10 say anything 1t you
talking But, II you've quite I'm,
shed
HARRY-Fnished1 I haven't begun yet-you haven't
given me half a chance
BETrY-youve right to put IN this position Just
my mind all prepared for a divorce
HARRY-Ah, then you're not satisfied. either7
BErrY-on the contrary. perfectly satisfied long
you keep your part OF the bargain
HARRY-what my part Of the bargain1
BBTTY-Never to annoy give further for
unhappness.
HARRY-But l can't help speaking to you, II I'm
you. l can't help that either Won't you
give another chancef
BErTY-Atter what I'VE to-day never trust
you again
HARRY-rve explained all about that
in the nrst place II your
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
SINKERS AND
FLOATERS.

THE secord hole at Great Neck.
l L l.. course is a mashie pitch
over pond 1t strikes terror to
the heart OF many a beginner. Even
the better players never think OF
using anything but a hoater on this
hole. A golfer playing the course
one day had an inexperienced cad
die. When he came to this pond
hole he tossed the boy q ball and
said:
Boy win you Ard out II this
is a slnker?''
The lad took the ball and threw
il into the pond. where it prompt
" sank.
Yes. sir" he said: 1t Is a
siuker."
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
MUFFED THE FIGURE.

= Offer (having just made a
~ put)-That's a good hole, isn't
1T
LADY vTSHTOR-P Perfectly love.
y. Il Is so beautifully round.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
CHARACTERS IN THE sCENL-

Lindsey unng hrh dior
Harry
rbsand deddu Hryh dahOrbIyp
ndsnse ~
IN Obnns * ad tn sssabut
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28

Is to buy tea
(enters quickly from cOrrdosee here people
I want to know where my sister is.
GERTRUDE-You won't be able TO her to-day
TOM-Now, look here Dick there's in your trying
things up any Betty Harry up
GERTRUDEAAnd they their second honey
DICK-Thats impossible
TOM-No, It's fact and you really have sisters
interest at heart, you won't attempt ind her.
DICK-Tve got to find her Where did they soi
GERTRUDE-To Harry's bungalow a wildwood.
DICK-Great Scott! When did they leave7
TOM-only little while (Dick toindotpD
there's in your trying them Harry
DICK-Havent you got your here7
TOM-Yes but couldn't overtake them II
DICK-we must overtake them. Their final decree
vorce granted this morning!
GERTRUDE-Divorced!
DICK-For Heavens hurry, or shsr b. q ruined
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28

and turning To MS caddie in dis
gust he remarked:
We'll. well. l say. did you ever
in your life see a worse golfer7"
The caddie thought It over a
moment and then replied:
y was Just trying to Think"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
Our Own Lecture Course--No 3

cOunpsay Britain Rishts Reserve.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
KNEW HE DESERVED 1T.

TOUR players we're in a four
/ ball match one day where all
scores counted. One Of the golfers,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-28
TT MADE
A
DIFFERENCE

w y l + 8 n
4 women were
passing the home
Of a bishop one
day when they
happened to OBJ
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19

ing and shoes and swim rivers and
crawl naked through the brush. And
at last he has been trailed down and
caught, nearly dead from exhaustion.
bleeding. bruised a mere wreck of a
man with them papers Clurched in
his right hand, giving complete lists
OF all the conspirators in his union
and their addresses, together with To-
cation of meeting places with mapsl
and full details of an assassination
plan. with time, place and names of
those involved. The hardest worked
men in Mexico are the secretaries of
the various conspirator brotherhoods
who have 10 make out all the incrim-
mating papers for the members,
Zapata No SLOUGH.
Emiliano Zapata. that terror of the
south. despairing OF ever being caught
with his discriminating documents on
his person, took great pains 10 leave
them behind at Hauutla when he fled
from that stronghold in the state of
Morlos. II knew that the federals
would find them there and read them,
and that his reputation as a COnspira-
tor would be safe Dearly as Zapata
loved those discriminating documents,
he parted with all of them rather than
endure the shame of being suspected
as a sham and a fraud and a poseur
The documents he left behind were
complete and convincing. and proved
beyond question that he was one of
the most Conspiring Conspirators and
persistent plotters in all Mexico The
discriminating documents were brought
to the City of Mexico and filed away
in the great discriminating document
room at the palace. They were put in
Vault z
There are instances OF record where
I suspected plotters have mysteriously
disappeared and their relatives have
known them no more, but in all such
cases the missing ones invariably were
CAREFUL TO leave their discriminating
documents where the police could snd
them without trouble, thus making il
pleasanter for all. Sometimes the in
terminating documents are round neat
ly tied up with the last will and tesla
ment of the departed. Sometimes they
are hidden, but the police are wonder
full experts at finding them Relatives
and friends will search a room for
hours, not leaving a square inch uneX-
plored, and discover nothing whatso-
ever. not even a scrap of writing
Then the police will come and glance
carelessly around and. presto, in the
shake of a lambs tail, they discover
enough discriminating documents to pa
per the room itself, and then they will
read them and arrest all the relatives
and friends and search them and get
their discriminating documents, too, and
the republic will be saved" once more
Mexico is the most saved republic in
the world today. and all because of
the truly remarkable system of the
secret police in discovering incrim-
mating documents. In some remote
way their success in this line reminds
one of the parent who said to his lit.
tie son:
! It's so, because l say IT'S so, and
If IS say it's so, it is so, even if it
amt So
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19
ITCHED FOR 20
YEARS. RESINOL
CURED IN DAYS

Baltimore, Md, July 10, 1913
About twenty years ago both my
legs began to itch from ankle to knee
Little pimples came out that looked
very much like heat. The itching and
burning was something terrible. |
would start TO scratch and could not
stop would even scratch through
leave a sore which l was compelled to
bandage
Il tried several prescriptions and
treatments. but received not a particle
Of benefit-no more than if the treat
ments were cold water I then began
TO have very little faith in anything
and of course could do nothing but
scratch away. After suffering con-
stantly for twenty years. a friend rec
commended Resinol Soap and Resinol
Ointment. From the very first appli-
cation. found relief. and was entirely
cured in ten days. The itching and
singing sensations have ceased and
nv skin is as smooth as child's $"
tSigned) Charles Warner. 1928 y.
Stricken ST.
Physicians have prescribed Resinol
for eighteen years and every druggist
in the country sells ResinoI SOAP
(25c). and Resinol Ointment f50c. and
$1,000 Avoid limitations" or '.substi-
tutes" which a few INSCRIPTIONS deal
ers offer For free trial, write to Dept.
a6-R. Resino1, Baltimore. Nd
advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19
AWFUL PAINS
FULLY DESCRIBED
A Lady Of Pizarro Tells Story Of
Awful Suffering. That Cardui
Finally Relieved.

Pizarro. Val suffered for several
years" writes Mrs. Donna A. Smith,
with that awful backache and the bear
ing down sensations, so fully described
in your book.
al tried doctors and other medicines
and found little relief, until was induced
10 Try Wine of Cardui. when ! found in
slant relief and today | can heartily
recommend Cardui 10 all suffering women
and think there is no other as good"
In some instances. Cardui gives instant
relief; in others. il may take a little time.
But in all cases Of female trouble Cardui
can be depended on 10 be of benefit, as
II is specific remedy for women and
acts in a curative way on the womanly
organs.
As a general tonic for women, TO build
up your strength. improve your appe-
tIte, bring back rosy cheeks and make
you look and feel young and happy.
nothing you can find will do 50 much for
you as Cardui.
Your druggist has il.
N B-WrBe 10: LADIES' Advisory Dept. chstts.
nooga Medicine Co, Chattanooga, Tenn. t0T Specio,
[rslucfnons and e<pase book Home Tresfmex
Tor Women Asnt IN clam wrasoer- On recaea
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19
A Great Sight

One of the Sky's most magnificent spectacles
is Saturn. The great planet is no less than
10000 miles in diameter almost nine times the
size of our own earth. He sweeps around the
sun only once in thirty years and is almost
900,00O,O00 miles away from it.
Saturn is we'll equipped with celestial wond-
ers. He has crcling about him ten moons, the
largest of which may be seen with a small tele-
scope, though the smallest is too minute for the
largest. Only the supersensitve surface of the
Photographic plate avails to detect these tinv
satellites.
But Saturn's biggest display is his famous
rings These, tipping at an angle of 26 degrees
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19

to our line of sight are almost too magnificent
for human belief until has his incredibly
knocked out of him by peep through big tee-
scope.
Saturn may be seen these evenings about nine
o'clock. He is in the neighborhood of the
Hyades, close to the first magnitude star, Aide
baran. Hunt him up one of these fine nights
He is one of the shows of astronomy. And there
won't be any admission to his display Rockefel-
Ter hasn't gotten hold of him yet.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19
At the Murray.

Week OF Nov. 17-"For Her Sake. Sc
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19
At the Gennett.
Nov. 26-Grand Opera.
Grand Opera.

Grand Opera.
Opera singers lead. perhaps, the
most peculiar life of any people in the
theatrical world. During all the buff
feting around. getting from place 10
place. they must be on time. They
are supposed always 10 be dignlfied.
Yet pleasant 10 all who NAV approach
them. and they have got to take care
of their voices or no opera. or II at
all. very bad II is due 10 theses eN-
acting conditions that Opera cOmpa-
MES are comparatively rare. A whole
season may pass without an opera
company appearing in sight on the
local horizon. But the American
Grand Opera company. with a couple
Of prlma donna stars. dozen princl-
pals in the cast and a chorus OF
twenty people. with a car load OF
special scenery and properties, all will
be at the Gennett theatre for one
evening performance on "Wednesday
November %. Some OF the company
are we'll known and some are strang-
ers, perhaps the best known is Nine.
Adelina Norwood, the original Nine
Butterfly She played through this
part Of the country three seasons ago
TO unqualified success and established
number of house records which
have not yet been broken.
The Vienna COntrslto. Nine Johan
ma Kristoffy. has an established Eu
rOpean name and reputation, but this
is her first season in America. She
was brought over by Herr Max Fact
kenheruer as being the besst and
greatest "Salome" before the public
today, as she herself Is an absolute
type Of what the ideal ''Salome" would
be supposed 10 be: sinewey. lithsome
flashing eyes. teeth that glisten and
CLEAN like the facets of a we'll cut
diamond, the expression OF features
constantly changing with every
thought and mood
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19
NO TIME TO TALK WITH HIM

NO TIME TO TALK WITH HIM.
Columbia State
The time has when if Eugene Foss calls I'D a
political party, everybody hangs up the receiver.
HERE'S THE RECIPE.
California Outlook
The way to make success of any job is to care
whether you do 1t right or not
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19

\ committee OF mining men is ar
ranging a mining exhibition in Van
couver for 1915. Exhibits showing the
old-time methods compared with the
modern methods will be feature \
large attendance is expected. owing
to the crowds coming 10 the Pacific
coast for the Panama exposition.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19

one OF the most elaborate productions
offered recently An intensely inter
esting love story runs through the en-
tire play showing how a plausible
villain tries 10 wed beautiful girl by
ensnsring her father and his business
associates
\ comedy picture entitled Mandolin
Mandeu" and a Luoln Drama The
Endless Night" a beautiful produC-
ton and we'll acted. will also be offer
ed
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19
Human Hearts"

Next week theatre goers of Rich
mond will say goodbye to the Francis
Sayles players. and for the week Mr..
Sayles has selected Hal ReiG's beau
tiful play of the Arkansas Hills. HUI
man Hearts" The play is IN four
acts and requires the entire strength
of the company For the Saturday
matinee next week a reception will be
held on the stage.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19
oEor Her Sale 4"

Two large audiences greeted the
Francis Sayles players yesterday at
the Murray, and Judging by the APP
plause they all liked For Her Sake"
The play is in four acts and the pro-
duction is complete At the matinee
tomorrow pictures of the entire com
pany will be given
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-11-19
Murrette

THE Trap" a society drama writ
ten by Marguerite Bertsch and acted
by such well known actors as William
HUMPHREYS. l.. Rogers. Lytton. Edith
Story. s. Rankin Drew and others is
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-27
BATTERED Man
IS IMPROVING

Bismarck, N. D., June 27.-J. A. FL
Hston. the representative of The Dakota
Farmer, who was slugged Sunday
night, and who has been in a very pre-
carious condition e since, was some
better last night, and it Is thought he
will recover.
Wednesday afternoon w. c. Allen,
manager of The Dakota Farmer, ar
rived from Aberdeen to look after FL
ston and his affairs. He say Elston
is n OF their reliable men. very
prompt in all business matters, and
they are interested in his welfare.
Mr.. Allen received a telegram from
"a relative of Elston in Missouri, and it
is thought they will succeed in locat-
ing others, including his wife.
Mr.. Allen will probably remain a
day or two more till he sees how Ell
|ston comes out.
1t is exceptional that the manager
of an institution like The Dakota
Farmer should send its manager this
distance to look after an employe. and
both Mr.. Allen and his publication de-
deserve much credit for the interest
shown,