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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
RAILROAD MEN IN
STATE NOT UNITED
On The FULL
GREW BILL
Conductor NOtgrass, Repre-
senting Employees Opposed
to Bill Makes Strong Speech
Before Senate Committee.
MAY COST COMPANIES
HALF MILLION, CLAIM
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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

WE WE'RE going 10 write au
owed 90 - Valentine today bot
instead 0f receiving a valentine
thia morning see got a. hill from
the company Tor oar last auto
mobile and 90 request from Mrs.
smith that w' plet-r return tho
hNn mower Nt borrowed last
summer aud which Vc hoped
Go got chance 90 usc again
this spring Consequently we
t,lt Bon mes huWor 90 puvti2c and
SOU Will htNe So cNcus" us toe
dag
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

cumpanIrd MI wade 60 Albuquerque
and viii remain hcrv tor the stock.
holders meeting q. A. DauaHrr "a
prominent official and stockhuldrr ct
the COMPANY arrived lu-t evening
from netrut. being accompanied 80
the r,itN hN Frank N. krurkc. repre-
sentative loo Hutchinson, Kansas a
number ut other directors and stock
huidrrs viii arrive tomorrow ana
SUNDAY leo time frr the conference 10
begin MONDAY The president col the
American Lumher COMPANY T. a.
Koch d. resident of Albuquerque
aud porson4iis looks after The lnpirs
Vf the BIG concern.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

4 Flower among thv maidcns.
She ramc Within tuc car.
Ifrr face unmatched for beauty.
\ figure more than pat
I sat. her charmed victim;
Thr Widest hope had
dawncd
Alas for wiics 90 cupid
'Just then tlIc maiden yuwurd.
Judge.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
LUMBER OFFICIALS
GATHERING FOR
MEETING
Annual Session OF StockhOld-
ers of American Company
to Be Held in Albuquerque,
Beginning Monday.

A uumoer ut otriais of the Amer
loan Lumber company arrived last
night Hnd TO-DAY for the purpose 0f
attending the annual meeting pi the
stuokhulders. 90 hv hrld here heglu-
niug MonduN morning Charles D.
Wade, of Detroit q member of the
executive puUulttrr nf the huardI al
directors. returned lHEt nlphf.sfr ain
sawyer where hr spend twu eaEt 70
ing over the woods operations With
Louis "A lnglrn. manager of tne de-.
pa'tment OF logging a. lnBlue ac-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
The Weather

FoHECAST-To ntpbt ANA
saturday fair not much change
in temperature.
LOCAL WEATHER report
for - hours ending al = a. ia,
February IA Maximum tenn
perature. 80 degrees. minimum,
lSs range. %; al a. MAS
north winds clear.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
Things Doing Tonight.

Regular services ut Temple
Albert. with sermon Oy Rabb.
Msndoi Siiber on "lincuin's
LEGACY.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14

double Blosraph comsdy--ras'lne
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-02-14
Sl'iA'iAI SCIiNI.itN
HANDSOME COS1I MIS-
Every line covered With a. trustiug
oi humur 900 laughs
and tNu tears,

PHICES. ...... T5c. si00 aud ~ 80
seats at Mnt-on'~,
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06

We missed smiling ndextah"
Yaas In de hospital VIII It, bein
You appendicitis
Oats what
me fob
"Dey found did not hab al appendix"
mo, found All any money
- - - - - ~
"Ah hgurn 20 recommend q good
But my dear tonsoraist a barber"
Dat reminds had
dat ruined
What happened? arm?
So wenton de stage nstead
What did on de
o. a stage VIII
Petingll vaude-
80 - $50 - $500
He legs All played do
hind legs OBJ a now" +.
How did
n act cute de
"Ah see-and endm men
the consumption
wisu Gum
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
The Collapse of the Elephant

modern improvements. could make
better one with one hand and my eyes
closed" he ended, with whitening sar-
casm.
"You don't know what you are talk
Ing about" angrily retorted an elderly
man who had been examining the ele
plants only leg. The man was gray
haired and had a white mustache. and
as his front somewhat resembled the
transverse section OF an elephant, the
exertion OF bending over and his anger
made his face very red. Look at
this" he shouted. triumphantly, point
Ing to the elephants leg. II tell you
ne stands pat on that just as sound
as ever" and he glared at the little
man with the pompadour hair.
"Oh, you give me a pain" the little
man answered, inelegantly.
AS the party dispersed ! went over
to the elephant.
"Confdentially," | said TO him, ''as
between man and man, do you really
think you can be mended?"
The elephant looked from the big
man with the pleasant smile to the
little man with the pompadour hair
and the other little man with the black
SLOUGH hat and the rest OF them. and
then very slowly his left eye dropped.
I'm jiggered II know" he said.
with a yawn.--A. Maurice Low. In
Harper's Weekly.
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06

The factory was a huge place with
machines OF all kinds and men at
work over them. and right in the mid
die OF the floor a space had been clear
ed away and there was the elephant,
or, rather, what was left 10 him. They
had taken of his head and he had only
one leg, and In place OF the other
three he was propped up on scaffold-
ing. There was no tail. Afterward
they told me II had been lost and no
enc had been able 10 At out the beast
with new one even for temporary
rurposes. | felt sorry for the poor
thing.
All around us the place was Uttered
with parts OF the elephant. | never
supposed there were so many things
inside an elephant. can't begin TO
describe them. There were wheels and
springs and valves and | don't know
what else. but noticed the machinery
all seemed to be rusty. A little man
with pcmpadour hair and nervous,
excited manner had just thrown down
In disgust complicated arrangement
which / heard some one say was the
tariff, which Is the heart OF the ele-
plants system.
BAH" said the little man with the
pompadour hair as he kicked the thing
away from him: "old.fashioned; out OF
date: hasn't got single one OF the
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
When Silence Paid

After midnight on some Of the
suburban trolley runs the mo smok
ing rule is dead letter. The other
morning a strange got on a car to
ward the end of the journey. He was
smoking a cigar and said to the con
ductor:
"All right for me to smoke now,
isn't it?"
Sorry, cap" replied the knight OF
the bell rope, "but you amt s'posed
to. Rules is very strict"
We'll" said the traveller, some
body has been smoking here. / can
smell IT, And look at those cigar and
cigarette butts on the floor. Where
did they come from?"
"Aw.". explained the conductor
them was left by guys that didn't
ask Newark Star.
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
"OPENED BY MISTAKE'' AND
RELATION TO COLORADOLA w

vermorm appendices rights which surgeons bound
to respecti
aEast doctor guess right go jaii
until bursts and kills
before he cuts openf
who shall decide when doctors dagreep
the public has hind threatens
pass making criminal good
APPENDIX VIEWPOINTS
drop Colorado
produce the germs 90 to jail
Well now, that's all right, but see here!
Suppose hospital and tells the doctor that he has
pains symptoms like that with appendicitis and the doctor
honestly appendicitis well for the doctor his soul
Il think this fellow has t-but don't know.
Hutchinson himself can't tell about
sure-and hate go jail, like the mischief
Pm afraid q my patients will get well if / do
sTo let him and really appendicitis the thing
win with and he'll debut let him
die Of appendicitis a-a doctor has mmemerial right
patients die knowand the whole I'll Let him
take chance. Wen not operated"
Ind then suppose it really is appendicitis
doctor has the patient neatly opened and turns out
pickles he and appendicitis at ALL why not cut the
thing and tattoo his stomach the legend
surgeons those intending Don't operate for
dch my hand and scalpel Sawbones D."
better than the appendix and have TO be
operated again next grape timei
Why compromised
when think best and they fail
ind appendicitis take the loss out Of the huf
And they Let them a quanum meruitthat IT,
the patient
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06

| One Of the two darkies who run a
bootblack 'parlor" In partnership was
Dragging OF his well-developed sense
OF touch. particularly IN the matter OF
money. He boasted that he could tell
the denomination of any United
States coin merely by feeling 1t. His
partner wearies with thsse boasts and
came back with this.
Your sense OF feelin amt nothing
to my friend Marcus. Him and me
used TO work In the Pullman down
through Kansas. Marcus had been
on this route for about ten years. One
night when We was both a-sleepin
long around midnight wakes up and
shakes Marcus and / says: Marcus,
where are we2' An Marcus he Just
rolls over and sticks his hand out de
window and he says, We're going
through Oswego."
Admiral Robert E. Peary was In the
smoking compartment OF a train leay-
ing New Orleans for the north A
fussy man, evidently a commercial
traveller on his first trip. came In and
sought to make conversation.
Well" he said, we're in for long.
tedious journey"
Yes" assented Peary.
I'm going clear through to Allan
ia" observed the young man.
Indeed" said Peary.
YES; clear through to Atlanta
Long, tiresome trip, tco.
Yes" observed Peary.
Maybe you're not going SO far as
am" said the young man.
Maybe not"
| How far are you going?"
oh" said Peary, I'm only going
TO the North pole!"
| Two old cronies had been sitting In
cafe on Cortlandt-st. one Saturday
afternoon for several hours, and were
/ pretty much the worse for their
| lengthy tetea-tete.
What is your nationality anyway,
Jim?" asked one.
well, I'll tell you, Bob. My father
came from Glasgow, so I'm half
/ Scotch"
And the other half settler, |
guess" put In his COMPANION.
Josephus Daniels, OF North Carolina,
was away from his home in Raleigh
for long time during the campaign,
inasmuch as he was actively concern
ed in the Wilson presidential move
ment.
I Josephus has In his household an
ola NesIo nanny who has been with
the family for many years. A short
time ago the nanny came In to Mrs
Daniels and said:
"whar's Mistuh Joe? Why dom he
come homer"
why" Mrs. Daniels replied, hes
up In New York trying to elect pres
ident."
''Who-alrs runnin' this Year," nam
my asked.
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
After Dinner Stories

"Mr. Wilson and Mr.. Taft and Mr..
Roosevelt" Mrs. Daniels told her.
Ian sakesi" exclaimed the old wo.
man. Il thought Mistuh Bryan mos
inginerrally runl"
rs that really the Rock OF Gibrai-
tar?" inquired the lady tourist OF the
captain as the ship from New York
was entering the Mediterranean.
1T Is, madam" said the captain.
Then where is the insurance signT'
she demanded.
Speaking of Wallace Twins Japa-
reese Schoolboy OF Thirty-fve," said
San Francisco newspaper man, re
minds me OF our cook. My wife went
into the Kitchen the other morning
aud asked Togo what We were going
to have for breakfast.
Hash, my darling Togo replied
very solemnly.
MY wife explained that he had
made a mistake in his English, but
Togo was perfectly positive that he
had been taught this phrase at school.
Next day he brought her his sons
| hook and triumphantly showed her
Hush, Ny Darling. Go to Sleep"
When ]. Sloan Fassett, OF New York
was making one of his campaigns for
congress HIS Democratic opponent de
rided him because he parts his name
In the middle.
IT admit It." said Fasset, In q
speech soon afterward. "and | am moi
ashamed OF IT, So long as Plurious
Unum can stand ii to have his name
parted In the middle, thing ] can
| too"
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
Why Do Scotsmen Succeed

Johnny, dear" said the visitor.
John McTurk turned around while
the family cat rescued her tail from
his grubby fist
Now that you are going to school,
continued the visitor. Il want to ask
you q little question. How many
marbles would you get II | gave you
20, to be divided between you and An
drew MacDonald?"
Johnny thoughtfully rubbed the
point OF his nose where the cat had
scratched him.
"I dinna KEN" he said.
Come, come" said his elder.
"How's that?"
well. ma'am," said Johnny, we
see it's a. according. II ye gle me
them when we're both here, we'd hae
10 apiece. II Andrew was here and
wasna, I'd only haze about five. But
II I were to get them when Andrew
wasna here / dinna ken whether he'd
hae ony at a'."-London Tit-Bits.
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
A Gentle Reprimand

AS young women attired in a neat
blue suit entered a street car a man,
his head buried In a newspaper, arose
and offered his seat. With a curt nod
the young woman accepted, and as
soon as she had composed herself she
became interested In the contents OF
her shopping bag. In spite Of his ap-
parent abstraction, the man with the
newspaper watched her for moment.
Then, speaking hurriedly. he said:
Il beg your pardon, what is it-what
did you say?"
The young woman lifted her eyes,
and, seeing that she was addressed
answered eooiiy: said nothing
sir"
BEG pardon, beg pardon" was the
absent-minded answer Il though you
said Thank you milwaukee Free
Press.
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
The Latest on RUDE

Here is the latest story they're tell.
ing on RUDE MarQuard, the $1,000
pitcher on the Giants stan and Just
now on the vaudeville stage. Mr..
Marquards reading. his mates say,
has been largely confined 10 the hits
and errors column.
"One day another member Of the
Giants said, "Rube was reading the
account Of a game out loud. At the
close OF the story was the note: 'Um-
pires. Messrs. Klein and Kane
Say. said Rube, who Is this fel
low Messrs? He's been umpiring all
over the league. but I've never seen
him. baltimore Sun.
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
PARCEL POST, ZINE THEORY"
MAKES GOOD THE FIRST WEEK

Parcel post has made good
Great public service reforms usually require oil all
the wheels o their machinery
BUT PARCEL POST MADE GOOD THE FIRST WEEK
The first real between government experiment and the
od established companies Chicago the FIRST
DAY Of parcel post
parcel mailed Chicago parcel window by person unknown
the officials delivered Milwaukee eight hours and forty minutes
A PACKAGE SENT BY EXPRESS AT THE SAME MOMENT AS A
TEST HAD HOURS AFTER BEING SENT
The package sent by post cost sender 10
The express package cost % cents
you SPEED ECONOMY EFFICIENCY for the NEW parcel
despite eventhou reductions and boosted ganiza
ton on the part of the express companies
express companies said about the parcel post
proposals.
They declared it was FINE THEORY wouldn't hold in
practice
They admitted that in the years might be built
EFFICIENT organization they had
would be expensive Furthermore
the charged for parcel post RIDICULOUS
The Chicago Tribune 20 packages by and 70 by express to
the persons living in all the parcel post zones
Comparison made Of rates qckness Of delivery OF the condition
q the package receipt
parcel post package Milwaukee sent at 1901
II received in perfect condition at SAL a.
package in the regular
Il delivered with other packages part Of a load
thought trying parcel beat the
mes.
Il was simply TEST of the efficiency of the
familiar with workings and that time
naturally lost n sending and receiving.
the other packages haped up the VICTORY
reported package delivered in less than day. also hours
before the express packages
points uniformly
press exception express
THEORY rolling its sleeves and becoming PRACTICAL
On the JUMP.
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
Crown Princess Rebuffed

The crown princess of Germany
takes the greatest interest In women
and their work. Apropos OF which
there is story that she once applied
In person on behalf of protege OF
hers TO a leading firm of dressmak-
ers for the post OF model.
81 came" she said, because ! saw
your advertisement and thought"
The manager laid his hand on her
shoulder
My dear girl" he said, II am sorry,
but 1t is no use. You are not quite
good looking enough. Still. you have
pleasant face. and I'll tell you what
I'll do. Come again in a months time
and then | will see II can fix you
up as junior saleswoman."
His conservation was only equaled
by the tact OF the crown princess In
making him forget his discontinue
when he discovered her Identity
New York Sun.
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
The Country To the Town

Gay the gems you wear at night
A thousand facts, all on light!
Rich the robes you don by day
One glory, though your heart is gray.
see your shining strands OF hair:
Gold. much gold. is tangled there.
But have seen, have seen
The silver daisies light and green
Have shared the splendors manifold
That are but bought with cowslip
gold,
The brilliants strewn on forest
floors
Is not my realm rich az yours?
And the Town said. Proudly my days
go by
But the Country made answer. Queen
lier II"
Many pleasures throng your parks
Between the magic davns and darks:
Wherefore should you heed the hurts
or children crying at your skirts.
Pomp OF great Kings Parliament,
A great Queens Court. your. pride has
But have known. I have known
The white Moon on her mountain
throne:
Have heard tho. children laugh to
see
The Sun-King's summer revelry
The pageant OF the pun.ling moors-
Is not my lot high as yours?
Ard the Town said. "Gayly my days
60 by"
And the Country made answer, Hap
pier T."
Gertrude Ford. in the West Minister
Gazette.
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06

DR.. Redmon, of Toulouse. has dis
covered method Of injecting oil with
a hypodermlc syringe into the system
OF patients unwilling to swallow the
OIL
The Detroit times., 1913-01-06
When Shinn Scored

Everett Shinn, the painter and Wit
of New York, scored on an enemy at
q tea at Sherry's.
To his enemy, himself a painter OF
the Bouguereau school, Mr. Shinn
said:
How many pictures have you
painted In the course OF your long
and honorable careerT
81 haven't the least idea," was the
reply.
Mr.. Shinn laughed maliciousIy.
Some day, then" he said, I'll come
around TO your studio and count
them. Telegraph.
Miss Emma Chatter and Mrs. z. W..
Halfway have completed 40 years OF
service in Natick, Mass, as school
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-02-10
CONSUMERS LEAGUE

There has recently been organized
In some of the larger cities bodies
which are called Consumers Leguea
and which have for their purpose
the investigation of the reasons for
the high prices charged for farm
produce, says one of the Eastern
exchanges.
The association in New York City
has been holding a conference with
the truck farmers of Long Island
who furnish New York people with
a large part of their Vegetables.
Their Investigations have shown
them that it is not the farmers who
are getting enormously rich out of
the sky-high price which the New
Yorker has to pay for his vege-
tables.
They find that the farmer sells
his lima beans, for instance to the
New York delaer for 40 cents per
bushel, and then the dealer charges
the consumer Is cents per quart,
for $50 per bushell. Or, cauli-
flower, which the farmer sells for
as cents per barrel aid the other
dealer retails for 25 cents per head.
And so throughout the vegetable
list Between the producer and
the consumer there is rise in value
of 1000 per cent. Mayor Shank
of INDIANAPOLIS showed that it was
the commission 'uen. His demon
stration was of spectacular char
acter. but it satisfied many that the
commission men were the bene-
ficiaries of this enormous profit.
But in an investigation carried
on in st. Louis the commission men
presented their side of the question
and made it look a lot different.
By commission men are now under
stood several different trades.
There are the shippers who buy
direct from the farmer and manip-
ulate the supply at the large dis
tributing centers; then the shippers
sell to the wholesalers, who sell to
he retailers, VINO sell it to the con.
sumers. There is the round of
handlers and everyone of them
must be paid. And the middleman
say that all these different handlers
are necessary and made so by the
extra service demanded by the
conumsers.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-02-10

Yes--Baird. Barnes, Cole, ,Dav
is of Nye, Feely, Fernald, Fitzgerald
Of Eureka. Forman, Goodman,
Haight. Harris, Hash, Hussman,
Kellihe La Point, Liddell, Lozano.
Mcbride, Mccarthy. Price,: Rey-
nolds, Russell, Srhoer, Sullivan,
Todd. Williams, Wilson and Wright
80.
Against he measure: Adams,
Bachenberg. r uol. Davis of Hum.
blodt. Fitzgerald of Elko, Friehuf1
of lyon. Friedrich Of Washoe
Gardner, , Harrington, Holmes
Hummel, Kea:ns, Hunter. King
horn, Mighels, Oliver, Preston
Swezy. Tranter. Welshons, Wilson
and Brandop-22.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-02-10
A DANGEROUS PRECEDENT

The best case which l have seen
of law versus justice and common
sense is one which Montague re-
lates as having happened in his own
day. Some men were condemned
TO death for murder. The judges
were then Informed by the officers
of an inferior court that cert lin
persons in their custody had con-
fesed themselves guilty of the
murder in question and had told so
circumstantial tale that the fact
was placed beyond all doubt.
Neve rtheless it was deemed so bad
a precedent to revoke sentence and
show that the law would err that
the innocent p.en were delivered
over to execution. London Crap
HE.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-02-10
Charles Weiland
Executor Of the Last Will
and Testament of Austin
Gilruth, Deceased.
To Remove q Paint stain.

To remove the paint stain from the
Asw felt hat. touch the stain lightly
with spirits Of turpentine, or benzIne
Keep the spot moist by repeated appll.
cations and after q time the paint will
DO found quite soft, 10 that It may
easily be lifted with a knife. Take of
the surfaos part thus and apply more
of the cleanser to soft cloth dipped
In the cleanser. II any trace OF the
Injury still remains treat with alcohol.
giving the whole hat a rub with a
cloth naoist"usA in It, as this treat.
naAnt will frsahsn the App arapce.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-02-10
ELkO CHAPTER No. IL
o.. r. A. M. '

Regular meeting held on First
Thursday of each month at 1880 D. m.
w. G. WRIGHT, II. P.
J. G. DOUGHTY, Secretary.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-02-10
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Carson City, Nevada Land Office.
O7559
December l8, 1912.
NOTICE is hereby given that
Edwin E. Game. of Elko, County
of Elko, State of Nevada, has filed
in this Office his application to
enter under the provisions of Sec
ton 1906 Revised Statutes of the
United States the following des-
cribed land, viz,
Lot Three of Section Is in Town
ship sc N. R. 70 f. M. D. M. con.
tanning 40 acres and situated in
EIko County, State of~Nevada.
Any and all persons claiming
adversely the land described, OF
desiring to object because of the
mineral character of the land. or
for any other reason, to the dis.
posal to applicant. should file their
affidaVits of protest in this office,
on or before the Is day or Feb.
ruary 1913.
Louis j. Cohn,