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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09
MRS. NEWLYMADE AT MARKET
Starts Right of to Show Grocer She
Knows What's What-And
the Result.

"Hints on Going to Market" muir
INJURED Mrs. Newlymade to herself,
running a practiced finger down the
index in the back of the Young
Housekeeper's Friend and Guide"
Here it is, on page Chin, yes.
Green peas," she read, "'when fresh
and young, have bright green pods.
Never buy those that have become
yellow; they have passed their
prime"
With a confident step Mrs. Newly
made entered the corner grocery and
walked up to the vegetable counter.
She settled her glasses firmly upon her
nose, and scanned with a critical eye
the stock that was displayed. She
frowned a little when she say that
there were no peas with fresh-looking
pods.
Il wanted to get some green peas,
replied Mrs. Newlymade, but don't
want these; they're not fit to eat when
they're as yellow as that That's a
sure sign they're old. These are so old
they're almost pure white. l shouldn't
think you'd ever get anybody 10 puy
such poor-looking things"
Mrs. Newlymade looked very severe
ly at the grocer, who grew very red
turned away and coughed with EN-
barrasment.
l should think he would be
ashamed, thought Mrs. Newlymade
but he needn't think don't know
what's what. He might just as vel
understand he can't work off any ole
stale stock on me, II l am new a
housekeeping!
The grocer walked down to the enc
of the counter and laid his hand on {
basket. Here's some green peas ove'
here, ma'am." he said, huskily. wipint
his eyes after his coughing spell
Them things you're lookin' at ther'
are wax beansl"-Youth's Companion
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09
FRIeoRIFIco IN SOUTH AMERICA.
Used 70 Freeze Cattle and Sheep for Shipping
to Europe and United States.

A frigoriico is freezing plant in South Amer
lea 1t is plant that freezes fat cattle or sheep
or lambs and sends them in refrigerated ships
northward to Europe. Perhaps later they VIII
send them to the United States
On the Island OF TERRA del Fuego, far south
to the jumping-of place sheep get very fat on
the good grass. Incredible as 1t may SEEM a
short time ago fine fat sheep were boiled down
for their taow. Now a modern frigorifco Is
prepared to kill them and send them north OF
the equator There is another OF these newly
erected frigorfcos at Rio Gallegos, another a
little way up the coast at San Julian, and other
ones at Bahia Blanca.
These frigoriicos make possible the directing
OF a great stream of good lamb and mature NUT
ton northward. and we here may expect to see
It come, sooner or later. Cattle not killed
at these southern frigorifcos. but farther north,
near Buenos Aires and in Uruguay, great
establishments that kill chiefly cattle. To facif
tate the getting of sheep to the frgorihcos the
government Is building the Patagonia state rail
ways. leading to the observation-disclosures Gazette
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09

he guy that invented clocks, to be-
gin with. Then / says, Might trou-
Die you for a newspaper, ma'am?
says, and a small screwdriver and a
pair of fine tweezers, If II amt too
much trouble Then when she'd gone
tut of the room, wound Mister clock
Up. She comes back In minute or
:wo and l lifted the clock down onto
he paper and took the back off and
made careful jab or two inside and
showed the regulator over to fast a
notch or two and jiggled the pendu-
um Then / screwed the back on,
put her back on the mantel and
started her, up. You won't have no
more trouble with it If you wind 1t
regular, ma'am.' says. Thank you,
ma'am,' says I. All there was, the
blame thing had run down.
What would I have done IL 1t had
,een wound up? Well, l might have
Iabbed it hard enough to start some
hing. II that didn't work I'd have
.old her that the eccentric pinion had
TANNED on the balance cam and
thrown the secondary governor out
If gear and that 1t would take spe-
cial tool which / hadn't got to put 1t
light. Then I'd have recommended a
friend OF mine that was in the busi'
ness, and got my tip just the same,
and maybe a little rake-off on the
side, and the lady would have had q
iigh opinion of my intelligence.
"You take it from me, Nels, there's
no need of going around telling what
you don't know and can't do. Try IL
A whirl, anyway, first. My old man
used to tell me that "a modest dog
missed much meat and as far as
the principle of the thing goes, he
was right Where the saying falls
down is that there amt no modest
dogs. A dogs got too darn much
sense to hang back when there's d
meaty bone in sight-unless there's
a bigger dog has grabbed 1t off, ant
[ wouldn't call that 'modesty.' Mos
generally this here modesty means
lack of sand. The modest guy is the
one that's afraid the job is too biz
for him to tackle and he won't try
He hates to take a chance. Some
body might give him the ha-ha, ant
he's too modest to stand for that.
"The trouble with you Is that yo'
amt naturalized yet. II l was run
ming things in the immigration de
partment I'd let in few epileptic
and anarchists and turn back all then
that was afflicted with modesty.
amt American. The American ideI
is to tackle any old thing and do you
level best to make good. Talking o
departments, along last February
John Deveney comes to me and say
he, The doctors having trouble find
ing competent and willing Democrat
to fill his cabinet, I'm informed. Now
Mike, would you take the interior o
the agriculture or something, II 1t wa
offered? I'm sounding you first b
cause the doctor would not like to ru
the risk and humiliation Of publ
refusal
would take it, I says. lea
me to It. Amy one Of 'em or all {
emit
"'You big bluffl' says he, I hol
sstly believe you would
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09

Sure | would" declared the Jani-
tor. "Why not? What would / want
more than common sense and aver
age honesty. Suppose l amt had no
experience! Who has, that's wanted?
Amt there such things as secreta-
ries?
Bluff! I take II as compliment.
You bet To make bluff at it, and If
/ got called wouldn't be in no worse
shape than some Of them that's held
down the job before me. Look around
you, Nels. any friend. Look around
you and read the papers and then tell
me If the buffers amt on top of the
heap. Look at the blufTing blow
lards that's presiding over the courts
and the brass-bound bluffs that's away
up in the army and the boodling bluffs
that's running some Of our city gov
ernments! Once in a while one OF
'em finds out that all the clock needs
is winding and winds 1t, and then
men of high attainments at low sal
they name cigars after him and fol
low him around with bands of music;
but the most OF 'em hires modest
men of high attainments at a low sal
airy and takes the responsibility and
the money that there is in 1t and any
credit that their friends give 'em and
puts their thumbs in the armholes Of
their vests. And why not? Why an
l asserting here on the stairs at my
ease and why are you bearing dowI
on the shammy with the sweat run
ming down your nose and listening re
spectfully to my remarks? Because
you're a modest man and I'm not.
That's all for the present, Nels,
concluded the janitor, getting up ant
pushing his subordinate gently from
the door. Me and this four bits hav'
got an appointment with Deveney a
his place of business and it may keel
me for the rest of the morning. Thini
! over what I've said while I'm gon,
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09

LID Bud Jackson lived near the source
of the Big Black" in the Ozark
mountains of Missouri. Bud had
lived there for siXty-hve years. That
was just his age. His habitation
was rude but comfortable and his
daughter Bess tended 1t with house
u,ifalv care Ress~ was Buds only
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09
The Basement
Philosopher
By BENNETT HARRIS
Copyright 1913. by w. C. chapman)

copyright 1913. by W. G. Chapman)
As the janitor descended the stairs
from the corner apartment on the sec
ond floor, he found his Scandinavian
assistant busily polishing the handle
of the vestibule door. The assistant
looked up with his usual amiable grin
and the janitor seated himself on the
lowest stair and cleared his throat
with his usual preliminary cough.
"Nels, my friend" said the janitor,
"just to show you that I'm a good fell
low and amt thinking of my own
selfish interests all the time, I'll tell
you fiddle somdings. Speaking as
friend and a good fellow, it's my
duty to tell you that you are one
large-sized mutt. Why? Because
when a lady asks you If you can fix
her forty dollar clock for her you
shake your silly head and tell her
that you can't. Consequently yon
lose her respect and you miss your
chance of her slipping you any little
sign and token Of it-like this.
The janitor opened his hand and
displayed a half-dollar nesting coyly
In the palm: then he stretched his
leg and put the coin into his trousers
pocket.
"How did you know that you
couldn't fix 1t till you tried, you
chump?" he inquired. you amt nc
clockmaker? It's pipe you amt, bur
she amt supposed to know it, is she
What did / do? ! looked as IL 1 was
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09
So, Therefore. They Married.

They were engaged. Perhaps he re-
pented; perhaps he did 1t only for fun.
Said he:
my darling Ethel, what would you
say IL l were to tell you that l cannot
mary your"
II would say, my dearest love, that
I have a big brother. who would make
IL warm for you. and that have some
of the sweetheart little billets-doux
that would make 1t expensive for you,
George, dear"
But, you know, haven't said It."
1T know you haven't, my pet"
$50 we'd better get married. hadn't
wet"
IT think 90, my precious"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09

and If an automobile stalls by the
door and they ask you IL you can fix
it, don't be modest. Unscrew every
thing that you feel equal to screwing
up again and. when you've done that,
pour a gallon Of gasoline IN the tank
and pocket the f1ve-spot they give
you. So long!"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09
NOT NEEDED.

Are they going to have Midway plaisance at
the Panama exposition"
Il don't know" replied Mr.. Growcher. There
doesn't seem to be any need OF novelties in the
line of dancing that started at the Midway
plaisance in Chicago"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09
The SAME OLD REASON.

Here's a newspaper article that says there Is
going to be another shakeup In the police de-
partment l wonder what's the reason for It this
timer"
Just the same old reason. Too much shaking
down"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09
NOT HIS FAULT.

An italian woman. accompanied by her little
boy, travelling a train which making
very poor time. The conductor said to her:
Madam. your boy can't pass on half fare; he is
too large"
"Wella, he may be too largea nova, butta when
de traina starte he wasa small enougha."
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1913-10-09

A miser is one of the things that
will keep in any climate.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10
$4,000 offered by
Sutton for E. Brown

NASHVILLE. TENN. July 10
Larry Sutton. scout for the Brooklyn
National League club. who has been
in Nashville for the past ten days
looking over Southern League play
ers announced last night that he had
made an offer Of $4,000 to the Mont
gomery club for Pitcher Elmer
Brown for delivery at the end OF this
season.
sutton was so impressed with the
mastery game pitched by f. Brown
against the Vols last week that lie
Immediately opened negotiations for
the brilliant Billiken slabman. His
first offer was $500. but he willingly
met the above price Of $4,000, which
was set by Manager Dobbs
Elmer Brown is not only by long
odds the best pitcher | have seen IN
the southern League this year" said
the Brooklyn scout. but he is one Of
the most promising boys have seen
In many seasons
Up to the time Of Sutton's de-
parture for Cincinnati the deal for
Brown had not been closed. but IL
was stated by Sutton that he had
urged President Ebbets, OF the Dodg-
erS 10 lose no time in landing the
mainstay Of the Montgomery pitch
ing STAFF.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10
HIGGINS BEST
Of PLAYERS IN
TENN. TOURNEY.
KNOXVILLE, TENN. July 10

TENN. July 10
n The finals in the Tennessee
State championship tennis
tournament now in progress in this
city are expected TO be reached Fri
day afternoon. In that case the
championship match between the
winners of the tourney and Carlton
Y. Smith, of Atlanta, present State
champion, will be fought out Satur-
day Local sharks predict that the
match will narrow down to either
Higgins or Smith Of Nashville as
the winner of the present tourney.
Charles Rodgers OF Knoxville for
mer champion, was eliminated Wed
nesday afternoon by Higgins in two
straight sets. TO. 6-1. Rodgers had
previously defeated Cleage of Knox
Vile, and Foster also OF this city.
Chattanooga has only one entry,
Alex GuerTy, while Nashville is rep
resented by Parrish, Caldwell. Hug
gins and Smith.
Some excellent matches have been
pulled OF thus far during the tour
ney Smith of Nashville defeated
Wester Of Kansas City in a beautiful
match, 6-3 as, "a
BY defeating Rodgers and Lowry
OF this city both crack players. Hug
gins is favorite as the winner.
Much interest has been manifested
in the tourney and large crowds have
been in attendance each day.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10
RINGSIDE NOTES

Wonder what Billy Nolan, the bounced
manager OF Willie Ritchie, thinks Of
the lightweights easy victory over Joe
Rivers; 1t sure was glorious Fourth
Leach Cross is still on the coast, un-
decided whether to remain there in
hopes OF getting on with Willie Richie
or to jump over to New York for some
easy ten-round money. McCarey is try
ing to get the champion for a Labor
Day date with the Fastener Should
Ritohie refuse, Joe Rivers may get the
match.
Marcel Thomas, the French welter-
weight, Is in Philadelphia trying to get
on with some boys Of his division. The
lack Of good l42-pound boys on this side
makes 1t hard to find a suitable oppo-
nent for him.
Eddie Camp has asked McCarey TO
match him with the winner OF the VIII
liams Ledoux bout on July Is. Campi
has already defeated Ledoux.
Tom Tortorich is still after Willie
Ritchie's signature to a set Of articles
to meet Jack Britton. He has offered
$40 900 for the title go.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10
FODDER FOR FANS

RUDE Marquard, Of the Giants. is
pitching in his old time form again. He
twirled the Giants TO their fourteenth
consecutive victory. allowing but four
hits. The best any of the Cubs got off
him was two Dagger
Babe" Adams, OF the Pirates pitch
ing stan allowed the PhnNes but one
clean hit, while the Quakers used up
four pitchers trying to beat Pittshurg
Their efforts were useless. for the Phil
lies were shut out,
BY being beaten BY the Reds the
Brooklyn Dodgers reduced the gap sep
aratng them from the second division
in the National League. But IA points
now separate the Dodgers from the Pi-
rates. the latter being leaders Of the
second division
The New York Yankees were the only
Eastern team which did not win in the
West yesterday.
Pitcher Frank Harrington. Of the Lynn
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10

1t looks very much as II Los Angeles
fans are to see heavyweight bout some
time next month. Tom McCarey, coast
promoter, is trying to stage a Gunboat
Smith Arthur Pelky match, and has al
ready secured Smiths consent for such
a fight. McCarey is now dickering with
Tommy Burns, manager for Pelky.
Jefr O'ConneIl. the veteran feather
weight, who recently was defeated by
Matty McCue, will meet Freddie Enock
In six-round battle at Aurora, III, on
July II.
Kid Pusky, local feathsrweight, is az
ter a match with any 122-pounder in
As ant PGsky Is particularly aRxioT:
says he will give either boy a 500 side
bet. Ellis can be reached at 80 Clifton
Street, Kirkwood, Ga, phone Decatur
Reports from New Orleans state that
Frankie Russell and Johnny Lore are in
great shape for their twenty round tus-
sic in the Pelican City Sunday after
noon. Russell and Lore recently met
in ten-round battle, with the. latter
having slight shade
Johnny Coulon. bantamweight cham
pion of the world, saws he will be ready
to defend his title on Labor Day HIS
stomach winch mas DeeD DOlNeTlnE MIN
for several weeks, is again in shape. His
opponent viii probably be Kid Williams,
and the pair will most likely don the
gloves in Tom McCarey's arena at Yer
non. Cal.
A return bout. this time of ten rounds,
between 'Muggsy' McGraw and Addie
Brennan would draw a capacity house.
McGraw is now taking boxing lessons
from Jim Corbett, former heavyweight
champion.
The National Sporting Club Of Lon
don. where Bombardier Wells Is a big
favorite. hunted the British Isle for an
easy opponent for the Englishman and
found him in the person of Patsy Ma
honey. OF course. Wells won.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10
LEFTY SCHWENK PITCHES
So INNINGS IN q DAYS

SAGINAW, MICH. July 10
Pitcher Lefty" Schwenk, of the local
South Michigan League team, has
just hung up record which is be-
lieved to be unequaled in recent years
of organized baseball. In four DAYS
he pitched four complete games and
finished another-36 innings-in
which he struck out 80 men in the
S6 innings and allowed q hits, which
netted his opponents seven runs.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10
CRACKER STAKE
WILL BE RUN
FRIDAY NIGHT

TN the belief that Tex" Richards
will be no match for the other
Motordrome stars in a long race,
Manager Noon Hudson has sched-
uled a big Emile feature Tor Friday
night. 1t will be the Anal heat Of
the Cracker Sweepstakes. Manager
Bill Smith, of the Atlanta club. will
start the race and ii will 90 seven
miles. which is further than any race
has gone in Atlanta this year.
A smile race about marks the
limit of a motorcycle sprinter's dis
lance. He can stand up for five miles
pretty well. After that time there
is no chance Machines and bodies
give down under the strain.
In races over five miles II takes
a different sort of rider And in
this long distance stuff Shields and
LoCkner ought to star. They are
two Of the greatest endurance stars
in the world. They proved 1t when
they won the famous 24-hour race.
the most grueling contest ever staged
at a motordrome. OF course, it was
a team event and >the men were on
and off the track at all times. but it
was the most awful test of endurance
to which a motor rider was ever put.
This 7-mile stuff ought to suit Lock
ner and Shields to perfection.
or course. Richards does not nee
essarily have it all his own way. even
in the shorter races. MCNeirs J. A. 2.
went out again Tuesday night, this
time with a couple OF bolts missing
from his magnetic. And Graves new
Excelsior did not prove to be run
ming right.
Mcneil swears that never before
did he have such luck as this season.
He claims all 1918 honors as the Jinx
Kid. but he alleges that he has never
before been the victim of 40 many
misChances. He believes he has
his luck at last. and at any
rate he has taken every possible pre-
caution against accidents
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10
FOOD FOR SPORT FANS
BY eEoRaE 4. PAAIR.

FASTENING.
When poU pap your money to see a
Sthnt athletic,
And gou stf upon a surHV blcdcher
seat,
And you see a stunt that's GtCtNlIy
pathetic,
II IS time for pou to raise your
COtce aud bledt.
When the players spend the after
noon IN StailinG,
And M iCishing that the game had
not begun,
Aud the manager persists IN Udinlp
bdtCIlnO,
The rooter's life is not a hdppp one.
We note by the papers that several
hundred persons clamored outside the
Cracker clubs office TO get their money
back on Fourth Of July. This shows
that the birth rate has Increased TO 30
per hour.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10

II the Atlanta management Is endeav-
orlng to make Itself Unpopular there lie
evidence that said management Is head
ed In that direction at the rate Of APP
proNlmstely 5000 miles per hour.
In an indirect way we note that Tom
0'Rourke has been affected by the re
cent heat. Tom has agreed TO become
manager Of Carl Morris.
When one reads the report that one
wrestler Choked another half to death,
one deplores the fact that he stopped so
soon.
II those surgeons who cut out Marty
OF COLES appendix Will only cut out his
wlldness, one Fred Clarke will be much
obliged.
II the Athletics could only play the
Nanks all season their average would
be 996A or whereabouts
Joe jackson stu leads the American
League In batting. This Is due to the
fact that he never has ruined his eye
lqht reading literature.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-10

A tiny pimple spreads 10 the side Of
The face and often covers the cheeks
and bridge Of the nose. II is very de-
struCtlve 10 the tissues Of the skin No
external treatments will overcome f.
as the cause of lupus is from impurities
In the blood supply. The only known
method 81 cure is TO get the blood sup
ply under the control Of s S s. the
famous blood specific Its action Is quite
remarkable and has direct influence up-
on the network Of small blood vessels
and glands in the skin
Not one drop Of minerals or drugs is
used IN Its preparation ask for S s S
and insist upon having H. For illus
Swift Specific Co, 1873 swift Iabora-
tory, Atlanta, Ga Do not allow some
Sealous clerk 70 larrup the atmosphere
> eloquence over something Just as
good as s 5. 5. Beware OF all sub