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Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
errAae eMok.

J. C. Ryan state division engineer, who was in the city for a brief time 10 make arrangements for improve ments on the Tombstone road, left yesterday for Fairbanks, where the state bridge is being built He will ret urn to Phoenix on Sunday.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
Camping for 2 Week

Seven young ladies of the Loretto academy went out on the afternoon train yesterday for the HuachncR mountains where they will take over the camp grounds which have been oc- cupied by the boys of the school and enjoy week of outdoor life,
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
EAoLEs ATTENTION.

All members and visiting brothers are requested to meet at Fair Hall, 6 A NJ. Sunday to attend services over remains Of our late brother C. T. Moore, whose body will depart on the $40 train.
 F. c. HENDERSON,
 Secretary.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
Peksers orderrd.

The posters advertising the big Fourth of July celebration have been ordered and will soon he ready for distribution A large supply will be sent to Cananea and the valleys wili be well informed of the "big doings" al Bisbee
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
Had PIessant Day.

-As3aTge number of Warren Sunday sehoel pupils and teachers occupied special cars which went up Tombstone canyon yesterday morning, the pick nickers walking from the end of the line to the picnic grounds, where they spent an enjoyable day. returning home in the evening.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
Improvements

The Copper Queen dispensary is
 being entirely repainted, the interiorI decorations being in cream colored paint
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
Return Home.

The family of John Towmey re- tuIned -eserday from an extended trip throHgh the east For the pat few weeks they have been stopping of in Fl Paso on their way back 70 Bisbee.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
Home Market a Good one.

A carload of watermelOns and cantaloupes and another of new po- .tatoes. tomatoes and other vegetables
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
In To Shop.

Hugh Dugan and family came iR yesterday from treir ranch in the Sui phur Springs valley They expect to return today.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
Is Active.


 Robert Hennesy returned yesterday from a business visit 70 Douglas He reports that city active in 8 business way
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
On Vacation.

Clarence Wittig. assistant secretary of the Y M. c. A, has received a Go go to the coast about the end oI the month
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
Pay Days Here.

Last night was lively about the dis trict with c. & A. pay day money. Today the Copper Queen pay roll will be distributed.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-06-21
| OCAL EWS NOTES
Ner4 4lI.

Mrs. E. II Witug Is reported as seriously ili at her home on School hin
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14
q A Matter of Habit
30
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

her greatest help; blind to the look Of
anxiety and protest in her mothers
eyes. and paralytic when it comes to
little services that only a daughter can
render.
BY strange perversion OF human
nature, these little bad habits are shown
first of all to this one who loves the
girl most. Unrebuked by one whose
love is largely forbearance, the girls
deafness, dumbness, blindness and par
alysis grow.
Enshrouded in her own personal de-
sires, she is dear. dumb, blind and par
alytic to all the rights, the wants, the
desires of those around her. The dis
eases affect her in less material ways
She gets out Of bed in the morning ION
the wrong side" and is blind to the
glorious sunshine. She is deaf to the
songs of the birds. The significance of
what 1t means to have the privilege of
beginning another day never reaches
her heart or brain.
A bad habit is a sort of moral par
alysis. of the slow, creeping sort A
girl is forgetful today, careless tOmor-
row and negligent ever after. I'm wav
that is femininely characteristic, she
regards bad habit as purely an evil
dence of material untidiness. A bind
ing hanging from a dress skirt a heel
that is run down, button off. are her
conceptions of personal bad habits, and
dressing table covered with dust. an
unswept floor and carpet lint in the
corners are the bad habits of the home
maker.
Bad habits they are. but not very bad
compared with the habits of a girl
whose attire is beyond reproach, and to
whom well kept home is the cardinal
virtue.
There are the habits Of ingratitude.
gossip Interpretation, "Reminiscences.
extravaganza in attire and speech, de-
probation of others, impotence. whin-
ing fretfulness, greed, fear, sensitive
ness, weakness and sickness
She grows deaf, dumb, blind and
paralytic, to a million things, from hab-
it," and these habits, with a mental
origin, affect her physical and normal
condition till she is no longer capable of
defining what a bad habit is.
1t is a good thing to occasionally take
a self-inventory. One should look ones
self over with an unprejudiced eye ad-
hitting that fault is a fault and not
an excusable weakness.
Look yourself over, girls, and label
every habit you find is dominating you,
and put that habit on a shelf in your
mental storehouse. When you are done.
and I beg that YOU be honest with
yourself. separate the good habits from
the bad. and look at the result of your
division,
II it is favora bic. take care lest you
add Pride to the shelf containing your
bad habits. and if the division is humil-
lating. don't put among your bad habits
one marked Depression. Go to work to
get rid Of the bad habits. 1t will not be
easy. I agree, but a conscientious in
ventOry. taken every few days, and a
determination to make a better show
ing in your mental storehouse, viii
make the ask both possible and pleas
ant
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14
He Only Wanted Simple Gas Plate

81 listened to the young fellow with
great interest. I felt like a man VINO
had just cut himself loose from one Of
those cast iron life-preservers that they
give you on sinking boats.
These are very good plates for the
money, though the salesman went on.
Five dollars and sixty-fve cents. But
here's one that will suit you better.
These are very good indeed! You can
manipulate them without the aid OF the
fire department, and the holes are large.
Gas can come right through like land
buyer in a real estate office"
" How much is one asked to dis
gorge for these l inquired
Eight seventy FIVE said the young
man, confdentially. He and had be-
come very good friends. We were now
on confidentioal terms He took a vast
amount Of interest in me. and had
great respect for me. not to say admit
ration. 1t was entirely plain that he
wanted to see me get a square deal
But he confided, you should real
ly get a Wascalooloo gas plate. It's
the only kind worth having-it saves
more money in gas bills in one month
than it costs-pays for itself twelve
times year. No defects whatever
Any time you get tired cooking on it
you can set it in the parlor and put
bric-a-brac on 1t, because 1t is so or
namental.
Moreover, there is only one Of them
left A man was just in to ask t.
have it reserved for him. but that IS
against the rules of the house
Il took that gas plate quick, while
the taking was good. The salesman did
not consider that had done him IA
vor at all We have to eat, hate 30
be blown up, and ] like to save as
much gas as possible, so I proceeded TO
buy that gas plate for s9.9s"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14
Puns Perpetrated by Serious
Minded Poets

a tedious fast; and who abstains from
meat that is not gaunt?"
Hamlet is made to pun, too. When
the clown, digging graves in the church
yard, In answer to the question, Whose
graves this?" says, Mine, sir" Ham
let replies:
Il think It be thine. indeed for thou
lest int" And later adds:
Thou dost lie int, to be int and say
it is thine tits for the dead, not Tor
the quick; therefore thou lest"
The puns of Tom Hood are well
known. In Faithless Sallie Brown"
"FaithIess Nellie Gray" and THE Duel"
to mention but few, almost every
line contains a pun. What could he
wittier than the concluding verse of
"Faithless Sallie Brown"
His death, which happened in his
berth.
At forty odd befell;
They went and told the sexton, and
The sexton tolled the bell"
A Famous Answer.
Perhaps one Of the best known puns
Is that put into the mouth OF John
Gilpin by Cowper. 1t will be remem-
bered that. according to the poem, John
Gilpin borrowed a horse from mis-
friend to ride to Edmonton to celebrats
his wedding day, but the horse had
other plans and took the jovial Gilpin
to the house OF his friend, who, on see
ing his ruffled condition. asked him
why he had come. Gilpin replied:
II came because your horse would
come;
And If ] we'll forbode
My hat and wig will soon be here
They are upon the road"
The poet Wither once lamented the
decline OF his family in the words
THE very name of Wither shows de-
cay" and although the following verse,
penned by Lord Lyttleton to Lady
Browne. is not the work of a poet so
called 1t is well worth quoting:
when ] was young and debonair
The brownest nymph to me was fair;
But now I'm old and wiser grown
The fairest nymph to ME is Browne"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14

NIT said in the papers remarked
the furnished apartment gradu-
ate who had just acquired a
cottage, that gas plates could be
bought for S1.75. My wife usually
buys all such things but she had over
looked a gas plate in buying the more
necessary tapestries and japanese idols
and such things.
Il went to buy the gas plate as ad-
vertised When l entered the store a
young man stepped forward and greet
ed me as If l were his rich uncle.
told him | wanted to be shown a gas
plate that should cost about $1.75.
He raised his eyebrows and called:
Forward
"A young fellow appeared. Show
this gentleman a junk gas plate, said
the first young man.
Certainly, agreed the other young
man. Pleasant day, isn't it,?
He took me to where there was
pile of gas plates heaped up like coal.
Taking one in my hands. I noted that
most Of the holes were stopped up.
made some comment on it,
"'Oh, yes said the young man.
Sometimes the jabber doesn't work
very well, and doesn't poke the holes
all the way through. But think there
Iare one or two holes that the gas can
get through very nicely.
Then he stepped over to another
pile a little better assorted. Have you
seen any Of these? he asked. Now,
this is a better made plate. 1t will
really cook If you can get the gas
turned on. 1t doesn't work very Wei
early in the morning, but along about
in the afternoon it works fine.
And you nearly always shut off
the gas when you want tO-yes. as a
rule you can, but if you can't you can
get the plumber.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14

TT ERE'S the very latest in sum
mer evening wraps-the
Roof Garden Coatee. It's
just the thing for torrid summer
nights-when they arrive-and you
don't have to have a roof garden
handy as an excuse for wearing it.
Warm weather is the proper ex-
cuse. It will be de rigueur-as
they say in dear Paree-along
about July and August.
1t was designed especially for
American women, and the members
of the American Tailors and Dress
makers association have put the
seal Of their approval on the chic
little garment. The original model
is made of green chiffon, lined with
gold cloth, and is combined with
wide brocade ribbon in a rose de-
sign on an olive green background.
All told, 1t is SOME COATEE.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14
Mayme
and Her Folks
By FRANCES L. GARsIDE.

II YSANDER JOHN APPLETON,
Kin Commissioner General Of the
United States, does very little
work to earn his salary.
1t Is said that very few officeholders
do. However, this may be a tradition
AS the time drew nearer to pay day
recently, he decided that a few kin de-
cisions might placate his .llin-ridden
constituency. 1t, moreover, always gives
him a feeling Of satisfaction to read in
the papers that he is hard at work in
his office.
After consulting many and varied
authorities, and reading up decisions
made by his predecessors in office, ne
issued the following:
If time is too fast for you. invite your
kin to make a months visit.
No one should take sides in kin
row except the lawyer who is paid for
his services.
The real test Of self-c control is to be
able to refrain from saying mean
things about ones kin, when, Of
course, they are true.
Every man who shows symptoms Of
becoming conceited should be told what
his poor kin think of him.
Beware of the telegram marked
Collect" 1t is from kin, and they are
coming on a visit.
When your ornery kin plan to come
and see you, they never miss their
train.
There are some troubles in life that
don't come off with tight corsets and
new shoes and kin are one Of them.
No one thinks as much of his ances-
tors these days as he thinks of their
heirlooms.
Kins are as easy to accumulate as
empty tomato cans, and are as hard to
lose as the beggar lice that sticks to
ones clothes in the woods.
If your kin is sick and some one
asks how he Is, you are expected to
throw great gratitude into your voice
in saying he is better and great terror
if he is not so well.
Noah's real dread was not Of the
flood. but Of the six weeks family re-
union in the ark.
The rule Is that within three weeks
after they are married the wife begins
to talk more about her kin than her
husband had bargained for.
When man is having a particularly
hard time of 1t, 1t is the duty Of all his
kin to help him by telling him to be
patient a little longer.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14
GO and Look i'm
YOUR Mirror

Gray hair adds fully 10 years to
Your looks. Go and look in your
mirror, and look without seeing
those white hairs. Why, your eyes
are brighter, and your cheeks aC-
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er than Mrs. Blank, next door, If 1t
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14
Little Bobbie' S
Pa
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

MA toad Pa last mite that there
MI was a crate treet in store for
him after he had finished his
dinner. You are going to meet a truly
crate man tonite, sed Ma, Mister Jen-
lins, the husband Of my friend Missus
Jenkins. He Is a congressman Ma
sed. He knows all about how to make
laws, etc, sed Ma. l met him with his
wife this afternoon. at tea, & found
him vary interesting. l always like
to meet CRATE men, Ma sed. Thare is
sumthing so romantic about meeting
a CRATE statesman or a CRATE painter
or CRATE poet, & finding out in what
respeck they are different from the
rest of US. Doant you think so, hus-
band, sed Ma
No, I doant think so, sed Pa | have
met lot of Crate statesmen & CRATE
painters < CRATE poets, & ] have found
that they are the saim az the rest of
us. A congressman may be better
known than / am, sed Pa, but that
doesn't mean that he has any moar
branes. It only meens that | have
never deesided definitely what is the
best walk in life for me. while the
congressman has found his graft & is
playing it for all it is worth. Beware
Of the man of one book, sed Pa, es-
peshully one bank book.
Well, after dinner Mister & Missus
Jenkins calm up to the house. Mister
Jenkins was a sollem man with lots
of whiskers & a mustash. I supposed
he had the whiskers &c the mustash to
hide his face, beekaus it dident look
hansum like PAS face. 1t was awful
fat Pa keeps his face trained by talk
ing all the time that Ma isent talking
! am very glad to meet you both
sed Pa. / have often herd my wife
speek Of you, Missus jenkins
Dldent she say anything about me?
asked Mister Jenkins.
Never whimpe., sed Pa. Pray be
seeted. Mister Jenkins, this Is fine
vether we are having. It IS too bad
that the Worlds Series cud not have
been fifteen games instead Of seven
isent It?
I am afraid l do not grasp yure
meening, sed Mister jenkins
Perhaps you read my speech about
our currency system & its relashun
to Canadian & foreign imports & ex
ports, sed Mister Jenkins I wrote It
two years ago, at time wen mummy
was rather tight l pointed out the
relative values Of dee-mand & supply,
& the effect Of bugs & worms on the
crop, sed Mister jenkins l showed
how mummy is merely relative.
That's what l always call mummy
sed Pa until I have to break the case
dollar, the last Of the Moheekans. l
hoap you Will call aggenn. I've got
to go now & play a match game at
George Cases old place.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14

earned her daily bread at the washtub
mattered nothing to this heir TO ST.
100000 a year He defed his fathers
anger, fed with his present maid to
London, and married her-a disinher-
tied outcast.
1 do not for a moment regret the
step l have taken" he said. "On the
contrary, we are perfectly happy.
intend to work for my living, and
have already taken steps to find en-
ployment"
1t was with the same proud spirit of
self-sacrfice that Prince Eberwyn zu
Bentheim- Steinfurt, cousin of the queen
of Holland, gave his hand a short time
ago in the Strand registry office in
London to Fraulein Lagenfeld, the
daughter of a tradesman who had be-
gun life as a peasant.
A German Shop Girl.
The German emperor himself had in
vain tried to dissuade him from such a
mad step" He turned a deaf ear to
all the threats and entreaties Of his
family, and formally renounced the
heirship of s1,250,OOO a year to his
younger brother, Prince Victor. And
when he had thus condemned himself
to poverty and obscurity, he declared,
II need not say that am more than
happy. AS long as l live, l shall re-
joice that l had the ffrmness to place
my happiness and that of my bride
above the medieval prejudices of my
house."
While Prince Eberwyn was thus
gladly sacrificing rank and riches for
love, Count Hans Won Hochberg, heir to
the Duchy of Rohnstock, was standing
at an altar in New York state with
Fraulein Louise Carow, a German shop
girl, for whose sake he had abandoned
his claim to the family estate and dig
mites. 81 am going to earn my living
as a chauffeur" this young hero of ro-
nance said; and ] know that I shall
be happier sharing q poor home with
the woman I love than II were Duke
of Rohnstock with 100000 a year, but
without her"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14
Do You Know
That

Some remarkable statements about
the effect of music on the growth OF
hair are made by Mr.. Henri DeParville.
Musicians, it appears, are bald in the
proportion of eleven per cent, but
amongst instrumentalists the influence
Of musical vibrations makes itself felt
i'm two opposite directions, according to
the class of instrument. Thus, while
string instruments prevent and arrest
the falling off of the hair. the brass in
struments exercise the most deadly in
fiuence upon the scalp. The piano and
the violin. especially the former, have
an undeniable preservative effect. The
viOloncello, the harp and the double
bass all partake of the beneficial ef-
fects of the piano. on the other hand
the effect of the brass is deplorable.
The trombone is the most deleterious
of all, for in five or six years the play
er has lost at least 60 per cent of his
! hair.
Billibid prison, a t Manila was the
scene recently Of the production of n
play, written, staged and acted by pris-
oners, in a theater specially built by
prisoners, and before an audience COM
posed Of prisoners.
A peculiar fact about the banana is
that no insect viii attack it, and an
other is that it is immune from the
diseases that fruits are subject to.
According to the latest golf statistics,
American golfers buy 100000 golf
balls a year.
The worlds record for pole jumping
is 10 feet l inch.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14
Fortunes and Titles Given Up For
the Love of Women

THAT love often makes a fool OF
the cleverest men in history fur
nishes abundant proofs, ever since
(and long before) Mark Anthony fell I'M
der the spell of Cleopatra's dark eyes
and crowded a career of folly with sui
eide.
sheridan revealed in the role of hack
new coachman for the pleasure of driv-
ing his adored Nightingale of Bath
10 her home night after night and ex-
changing love glances with her under
the eyes of her unsuspecting father:
and Canning put on groom's livery and
did stable work in exchange for the de-
light of escorting, as groom in attend
ance, his masters daughter in her daily
rides.
William Pitt, most unsentimental of
men. as he considered himself. was so
Intoxicated by the charms of a pretty
maid Of Devon that he drank her health
out Of one of her dainty shoes; and Mr..
Sellwood, a notable man of the day,
actually served as footman in the house
of the lady he loved for 20 long years,
until her husbands death set her free
TO accompany him to the altar
And so it has always been-from
the German baron who had his right
hand cut off because it had accidentally
struck the cheek Of the woman whose
little finger was more to him than his
whole body, to the gilded young French
nobleman who served years of appren-
ticeship to the law and won fame as
an advocate to prove to his lady love
that he was not the butterfly of pleas
ure she fancied.
Peasant Girl and Count.
There is no year that does not yield
its crop Of similar stories of men who
have proved that no sacrifice is too
great to win lady's favor. When the
youthful Count Francis Erbach sue
cumbed at sight of a peasant girl whom
he met one day when riding in the for
est at Erbach, he determined that she
and no other should be his wife, cost
What it might. That Anna Schultz
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-14

T is not generally known that Mil
ton, the author of Paradise Lost"
one of the most stately and ma
jestic poems in the English language.
once wrote punning epitaph on the
carrier who piled between Cambridge
and London and VINO sickened in the
time of his vacancy being forbid to so
to London by reason of the plague" to
quote the poets own words. The car
rier was none other than that Hobson.
whose choice" has become so famous
1t appears that he used to let out his
horses on hire. but, no matter how
pressing the need, the traveller had to
take the horses Hobson offered or none,
so that today the phrase "Hobson's
choice" is used TO signify no choice at
all.
Millions poem written on the death
of this carrier is too long to quote in
full but one or two passages will suf
flee to show with what skill he played
with words:
Rest. that gives all men life, gave him
his death.
And too much breathing put him out Of
breath:
Nor were it contradiction to affirm
Too long vacation FASTENED on mis-
term%
And again he says, referring to Hob
sons prosperity:
yet Cstrange to think his vain was
his increase"
Inveterate Punsters.
Nor is Milton the only poet whose
works have become immortal who
stopped to pun. Shakespeare. as Is
well known, was an inveterate punster
and Dr. Johnson in his preface to an
edition of the poets works, severely
censures him for playing with words on
serious occasions. For example I'm an
swer to King Richards question:
What comfort, man? How ist with
ancient Gaunt?" the playwright puts
into the mouth of Gaunt the words:
40 how that name BELTS my compost
ton, Old Gaunt, indeed. and gaunt in
being old. Within me grief has kept