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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
GOOD PROGRAM FOR OWLS.
Dancing Party in the Laurinm Town
Hall on Thursday Evening.


The Laurium orchestra, VIII = has
been engaged To furnish music for tho
dancing party to be given uudor the
auspices of the Laurium next Of owls
in the LaurIum town hall tomorrow
evening, has arranged the follpving
excellent program
Walt2-My Beautiful Lady.
wo-stcp-Snooky Oukume
Waltz Moone Danco) Love E,tr-
nal
Two-stcp--TraH of the Lonesome
Pine.
Waltz-Sistcr Louise
Two step-In My Harcm.
Waltz-Love Sparks.
Two step-Plant Yourself into His
Heart
Prize Waltz Troyatore.
Two step-Winter.
lntermissiou.
Waltz -rwixt sunlight aud Saad-
cws.
Two-stcp-I sch Kabibble.
Waltz That's Some HONEYMOON
stop-Mcct Me at tine Ipo.
Rye waltz
wn-stcp-Sumc Slcighrida.
Waltz-Hosc Maid
Two-step-CMoon Dancc) Tia, CID
Girl of Mine
Waltz-Goodbyc Evcrybod,.
Two-stcp Night. Nurse
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
ENGLISH FENcERs COMING

Boston Mass. Nov. IA team of
viii come To- this country next Feb
ruarN FOR a competition rainst team
representing the Amateur Fencets'
l.asuc. according 70 am announcement
made tndav at the Boston Athletic as
suclatiuu II is expected that each
engagements arr under way FOR n series
of elimination bouts To- determine thu
makeup Of the Cnlted states team
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
!. 4. 4. = 4. :. :. :. !. :. :. =. = :. I. :. =,
: WITH THE BOXERS. :.
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Milwaukee promoters are trying To
arrange a match between packcy Me-
Farland and Jack Britton.
Young Coibett has been engaged Hv
referee and boxing inStructo. At the
Canadian a. G. of Montreal
Champion Willie gathered the tidy
sum Of $4,000 for beating teach Cross
Leach got s4.2ll, and all he had 10 az
wax To stop Willie's wallops.
DIR. Mckenzie OF the University of
PcnnsS lvania, will try to arrange box
inE tournaments for students of Co
luinhia Yale aud Pennsyloania uni
vorsities.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
Laurium Department
LITTLE BOY PASSES.

Lawrence. the oisht-ycar-old son of
Mr. aud Mrs. Charles Holzborgcr of
GO Florida street PASSED away yes
.erday afternoon following prolong-
cd illness. The lj.ue fellow under
went an operation tw5 years ago and
his death WAS due To- complications
which since developed The parents
are grief stricken and the sympathy Of
The community has been extended go
them
The funeral will be held tomorrow
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
DOING THEIR DUTY
Scores of Calumet Readers are Learn
ing the Duty Of the Kidneys

Scores of Calumet Readers are Learn
ing the Duty of the Kidneys.
To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kid
heys are weak.
Eackachr and other kidney Us may
follow.
Help the kidneys do their work
Use Doan's Kidney Puls-tAc tested
kidney remedy.
Proof of tbrir worth in the fn;,uw-
ing
Mr.. william Miller. los E. Ui@n ST..
lshpomng. Mich. says r. suffered "a
great deal from Hmc AMI u.bug
hack and severe pains across ,uy l"jns
u hurt me To- stoop or lit aud Z suc-
fered from headaches Doans Kidney
Pills relieved these troubles"
The above is not am isolated case.
Mrs. Miller is only one of many in
This vicinity who have gratefully en-
dorscd Doans If your back aches-if
your kidneys bother YOU. don't simply
ask for a kidney remedy-ask dis
tinctN for Doan's Kidney Pills. the
same that Mrs Miller had soc all
stores. Foster Milburn CO., Props,
buffalo y. y.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other. advert lsemenD
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
DOC WHILE AS MANAGER.

Chicago Nov. 19.--Doc White, MEM
her of the White SoN twirling staff
since 1902, and a former member Of
the Philadelphia Nationals. has pitch
ed his last game In the big leagues
White announced today that he had
accepted terms to join the Venice, Cal,
coast lcasuc team next scnsou and
that President Comiskcy viii consent
% The deal
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
WOULD THWART SCAlPERS,
Pasteboards for Yale Harvard Game
in Bio Demand


Cambridge. Mass. Nov. BY n
change in the manner Of marking the
tickets for this year Harvard Yale
football game the Harvard athletic
authorities hope to he able To prevent
ticket speculation. Each ticket is
stamped with the name of the indiv-
dual applicant and he alone will be
allowed To use il. IT ticket is found in
the possession of n Spectator it will
he coniiscated and the one to whom
it was issued will be deprived of the
right Ia apply for tickets to future
games.
The Harvard Athletic association to-
day began the distribution of 1000
tickets To Harvard graduates and un-
dergraduatCs
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
BROWNS JUMP TO FEoERALS.
5aumosrdner, Aenew and Williams arc
Signed by Stovsll.

~. Louis, Mo. Nov. 19.-GCurgc
Baumgardner Sammy Agncw and Gus
Williams have jumped the ST. Louis
Americans for Gcorg Stovalrs Kansas
city Fcdcial league club. according to
reliable Information. Local Federal
leagucrs also claim Carl Wcilman and
Walter L"verenz Of the Crowns have
ucgepicd terms with the
81 Louis Fcdcruls
Lcvcrcna tx with the White SoN, who
sailed for Japan today No authentic
information regarding their intentions
for next season could Ice obtained
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
KLAUS GOING TO PARIS.
Pittsburgh Serappcr to Box carpen-
tier Abroad.

Pittsburgh Pa, Nov. ia-Frank
Klaus. who still claims the middle
weight championship of the world, is
preparing for trim tn Paris. Klaus
stated he had decided TO accept I'm
offer of fight promoters there who
practically arranged for "A bout be-
tween himself aud George Cdrpentic".
Klaus denied the championship
claims OF George chip, who recently
knocked Klaus out
II confess | just stalled along with
Chip" he declared.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
HiNkEY SAYS MICHIGAN
HAS STRONGEST TEAM.


Cleveland. Nov. l9.-luuis Hiinkey.
one of the greatest ends Yale ever
had. and considered 10y many one of
the greatest football players In the
history Of the game. while here stated
he believed Michigan had "A stronger
team this year than any eastern col
lcgc. This Is about the first admis-
sion of its kind ever made perhaps by
an eastern college expert. Hinkey said
he had seen Yale. Dartmouth. llar-
ward and Princeton in action this year.
hut Yost's men In their games with
Syracuse and Cornell outclassed them
all.
n IL estimated there are 3i2i tan
guages and dialects in the werld,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19

The ladies' of Christ Episcopal
church viii conduct i rummGgc sale
in tho Florida mission tomorrow.
\ son has been born To Mr.. and Mrs.
Lind OF Irpqpois street.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-11-19
CLASS TO ENTERTAIN

The McCabe Bible class Of The VI
T.. church viii entertain i'm thn churc
parlors tomorrow evening with har
times party Unique features will b
introduced, one OF which is in tu
admission. The fee will correspond @
the manner in which a guest is at
tired. The older the clothes. the smlaI
or the fee. An interesting program
has been arranged.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11
She Was Surprised.

Friday, April 1, was the seventy.
sixth birthday Of Mrs. Sarah Ramsay,
OF this city, and her children and
grandchildren gave her a genuine sur.
prise by ''going In ON her" on the
above date, with everything prepared
that could be thought Of that was
good to eat. A delightful time was
had, none enjoying the occasion more
than did Mrs. Ramsay.
Those present were: william Ma.
hon, wife and four daughters, Otho
Drcher, wife and son: Mrs. Edgar
Thatcher and daughter, Mrs. Lydia
Ramsay and daughter, Harry Gelyin
and Miss lnel Guthrie, Of Oregon;
Mrs. J. T.Gelvin, John q. Martin and
wits, Dr. J. l.. Gelvin and wife, Of
Tarkio; Jesse y. Mills and wife. of
Forest City.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11
A Double Grandpa.

The Senior Of this paper Is now u
double grandpa, and all at once. The
wife Of his son, Ed. u. Dobyns, train
dispatcher for the santa Fe railway
AT Marceline, this state, presenting
him with twin girls, Thursday, March
~, 1913. The announcement Of this
fact was received In plenty Of time to
be chronlcled In our issue Of April I,
but both the Deacon and Tom were SO
excited and elated over the event that
they forgot TO make mention OF H..
However, II Is never too late to do
good, and the whole SENTINEL force
joins with their many friends In Ore.
gon and vicinity In extending con-
CALCULATIONS. All concerned getting
along nicely.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11
Welding by Electricity.

Welding two pieces Of metal to.
gether by the old processes was at
best unreliable. When the strain on
the welded joint was heavy, you never
knew whether IL was going to hold, or
not. But with the use Of elect richly
In making the weld, the fiber OF the
two pieces Of metal are made to How
into each other and SO become practi.
cally one piece. The success OF this
new method was recognized AZ once,
and now you have hardly tool or
piece Of machinery on your farm but
what Is electrically welded where
there l. a juncturc Of metals The
present state Of perfection Of garden
and barnyard tools, mowers. reapers,
binders. lhrcslicrs, cultiyatorS. kitch.
en- utensils, dairy machinery, edge
tools, chains, automobile engines and
steering gears, bottoms Of oil cans,
frames of bicycles, etc, Is made posi-
BILE through electric welding. The
same process produces pittsburgh
Perfect" electrically welded wire
fencing, made by the Pittsburgh Steel
Company, whose advertisements are
appearing regularly In this paper.
"Pittsburgh Perfect Fencing is a
solid, one piece fabric with many dis
tinctive advantages, among them be.
Ing the ease with which IL Is strung,
the great tension to which II can he
stretched because of the absolute
elimination Of "long" and short
line wires, the smooth surface max.
Ing wire.cuts impossible, and the neat
appearance Of the fence. The welded
joints IN pittsburgh Perfect are
twice AS strong as the wire itself, be-
cause two wires are made into one by
electricity, which also piles the gal
vanizing around the joints, adding
greatly to the life Of the fence. Mod
ern methods of manufacture In many
lines have been greatly benefited by
the discovery and practice Of welding
by electricity.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11
BASE BALL SEASON
Opens in St. Joseph. Friday and
Saturday. April 10 and 10.

The opening OF the Western League
Base Ball season in st. Joseph will be
marked with celebrations which
promise the visitors splendid enter.
tainment. The st. Joseph Boosters
Club, which In the past has had
charge Of these occasions, Is plan.
ming to Guido all previous efforts.
The celebration will cover the en-.
tire two days OF April IS and ~.
The visiting ball team will be the
Des Moines team, which will cross
bats with the st. Joseph Drum.
mers" as the opening Of the race for
the championship Of the Western
League.
On Friday, April ~, the opening
day, at 1870 p. m, there will be q
large automobile parade. Several
hundred automobiles, including many
out Of town cars, will participate.
Immediately following will come the
opening ball game Of the season.
In the evening there will occur a
magnificent musical festival at the
Auditorium, which has seating ca.
pacity Of 5000. Popular prices no,
-, % and 80 cents will prevail. A
band Of forty pieces, which will in
clude the best musicians In st. 10.
seph, assisted by a Chorus Of 800
school children and prominent, solo.
lists, will furnish the entertainment.
On Saturday, April ~, will occur
the big Industrial Parade, PARTED.
pated In by the leading industrial
and mercantile concerns OF the city.
The ball game will be called at the
usual hour, $3.50 o'clock, following
the parade.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11
Road Dragging Fun.

Jefferson Sturgisis one of the Hamil-
ton, Mo-, wagon builders. Good roads
good wagons. Poor roads-any old
wagon will do. So Sturgis stands out
for good roads. One of the main
travelled roads In the Hamilton neigh.
borhood is the road to Kingston, a
town twelve miles away, and not on a
railroad. Heavy freight wagons
ply daily between Hamilton and
Kingston. The road Is not a rock
road and those heavy wagons cut 1t
up badly.
Like most Missouri roads this one Is
up one rolling hill and down another.
The wagon driver has his brakes on
half the way going and half the way
coming back. This fact suggests a
good road scheme to Mr.. Sturgis. Let
him tell It himself:
Before the day OF brakes, team.
sters carried a log chained to the
coupling pole. When the wagon came
to q steep down grade the log was al.
lowed to drag on the ground. Why
not attach a V.shaped road drag to
the coupling pole and use IL instead
Of the brakep Drop the drag on the
down.hills going and you'll drag half
the road. Drop the drag on the down.
hills coming back and you'd drag the
other half. DO you get mep"
The time OF year has again come
when Il is necessary to get busy drag
ging the roads In order to yet them
in anything like fair condition. Many
places are at this time just IN proper
shape for dragging, which II put of a
few days longer Will be so hard that
the drag will have but little effect on
the hard clods. or course there are
many places where the ground Is too
wet for dragging, but II the split.log
drag can he run over the road a time
or two, even II IL Is wet, IL will be
found that the sun will soon dry the
top of the ground that has been
dragged. One OF the very essential
things to be attended to a, this time
Of the year, IL the matter Of drainage.
See that the standing water Is al.
lowed to run of the road and then In
. day or two IL will be In prime con.
dition for dragging, which should he
done before the ground becomes
baked. We are pleased to report that
several parties are out with their
drags, and IN many places the surface
Of the roads are getting In very fair
condition.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11

Miss Beulah Payne, OF the Phil
lips University, Of Enid, Okla, UNI
der a German professor, Is ready TO
give Piano and Violin lessons at Ore
gon, Mo. Home Phone, No. l46.
Mrs. Judge d. +. Morgan and son,
Samuel, returned Sunday from a J
months visit on the Pacific Slope,
making Los Angeles, Calf. headquar-
tiers, and from there visiting the sur
rounding points Of interest. They
report a delightful time, Newt Rob.
erts, wife and daughter, Mrs. Dale
Mueller and her little son, Morris, OF
Maitland, who accompanied them,
did not return with them, but will
arrive home, this week.
County Clerk, +, l., Zeller, has
returned from Bearden, Arkansas,
where he has been for two or three
weeks, looking after his real estate
interests, and making some improve.
ments. James 4. Gelvin, OF Tarkio,
accompanied him and invested IN
200 acres of that fertile soil. Mr..
Gelvin remained there, getting ready
for his wife, his sons'in.law, Jesse p.
Mills and wife, Of Forest City, and
John q. Martin and wife,of Tarkio, to
join him, the party leaving Tuesday
Of this week for Bearden with sew.
ersl carloads Of goods. We are sorry
to lose them, but wish them success
In their new home.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11

For the man who works. What
Is itY Why IT. is the Buffalo Calf
Shoe, They will make him smile,
and his feet glad to think they are
held In such a comfortable Shoe. G.
w King sells them.
" '
dsrson' Ind Is visiting hare, the
auos, -, h"r ~, rants u " Ksn,sdy
ana VIE ana other re'at''es' H. ~
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11
ATTENTION, COMRADES.

Members Of Meyer Post, q. A. H..
will please remember their next meet.
Ing viii he held Saturday, April NJ,
1913, at . p. M, at the home of Aug.
Weigel. Let there be q fun at
tendance. Commander &. u. Mum,
and Oiilcer OF the bay, Chas. J. Koock
Sons of Veterans, will make the neces-
ssary arrangements for transp0rta-
ton, Is. +. MORGAN,
Commander.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11
A Singular COincident.

Just iifty.one years ago, Sunday last.
April 9, we had the came kind Of a
night and the same kind OF a day on he
7th-they were dark. rainy. lightning.
and windy. And the days came with
the same dates as those Of II years
ago--these were Sunday and Monday.
On these same dates and days of the
week, 81 years ago, came the battle Of
Shiloh, and on the same dates 81
years ago the Union soldiers endorsed
a check for the Confederates at Shi.
loh, and on the date. and same day Of
the week 81 years ago, Daniel Thuma,
Of this city, was wounded at Shiloh.
a little log church close to the Ten.
nessee River, and also near the south.
ern line Of the state of Tennessee.
gave Its name TO the iiercest fight Of
the first twelve months OF the civil
war, the battle Of Shiloh, April o and
:, 1862. II is also figured In more con.
troversies In the after time than did
almost any other engagement during
the four years conflict.
Did Grant allow Albert Sidney
Johnston, the Confederate command.
err, TO out.general him at Shilohp In
posting an inferior force on the same
side of the Tennessee as Corinth.
which was Johnston's base. and which
was only % miles away, did he blum.
derY
Yves Grant surprised by the attack
which Johnston made early In the
morning Of the stir Was he respons.
ible for the misunderstanding Of or.
ders which prevented Gen. Lew Wal.
caco's participation with his division
In the battle on that day.
On each side in the two days bat.
tie the losses were enormous. The
Official figures for the national side
are: l,7j+ killed: s,4Os wounded and
1855 missing, most Of them from
Prentis' divisional total Of l3,Oi1.
The reported Confederate casualties
were 1,72s killed, SOP wounded and
957 missing, or 1859 In the aggre.
gate. Grant, however, In his memoirs,
places the Confederate loss at much
larger figures.
No doubt A. II. Greene, Dan Thu.
ma, g. W. Cummins, and +. :. Ro.
stock will remember the events Of
these two days 81 years ago, and they
also no doubt remember the Peach
orchard and the Hornets nest.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-04-11

Published wgrkLy ny ", ~, NicUAnDs,
OREGON, Me-.
OrrICE UPSTAIRS ~ TIM MOORE HLock.
Abstracter and Nesotiator Of Loans,

Transfers for week ending April
8, 1913:
WARRANTY DEEDS.
Francis J Gaskill to VIM Nc
Roberts, u 20 II OF $ ~ II lot
u, black ., McCoy's Add Md
ty,... .,..,'..'s.' .'....fss., ""
Jas + Bridgmon Ut al TO u g
Howard, sw -, ~, 80 ........ |
+ ID Shellenberger to IIenryC
Thurman, = q In 81, ", ~ -. 1000
Chas L Markt to Roy Camp.
bell, tract In sc ~, ~, ~ . $500
Mary 1lsley to WS Thompson,
NV ne: sw ne ne: y me- 2,G2,
{" ,.s.,, .'.....,''.,...,, '''' '''pV
Carl Harrison ct al to
frankie u Harrison et nj.
Int ne: 80 81: NV sc 80, ~, 81. |
ThOs NJ Hunter to VIM T.
Crews, IT lot L., block y,
craig ....,,.,,,...,,... ~"
John Wehrli 10 Earl Zachary,
ne sw !, ~, - ..........,..., J,5jn
Bertha l. Long 10 Geo l. Me-
Maui, lots -, -, ~, block Il,
Maitland .............,...... a.Wn
Carrie u foster to Geo a FL
der. NV 81 IL, -, .!s.,,....,.. ioo
Geo + Sceman to Scbourn Car
son, lot I, block ,, Oregon. . 100
Hannah J Elliott ct al to Paul
l. Elliott, Z ! sw; 81: 5 nc y:
sw 10 road Nd, - ........... 10000
WILL.
Theresa Spoerle to Lena Spoer.
le and others
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Transfers for week ending April
8, 1913:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08
Total 80. ...SS 4 II u Is
"Hattcd for Marquarl> In fifth.
iBattcd for Tesrrau III linth.
Two.boxr hits. Barry, Burns, Me-

Two-basc hits, Barry, Burns, Nc
Innis: thrcc-bas& hits, Collins
schang; home run; baker; hits, Off
Vanguard S in s inlGillsS, Off Cranda!I
> in 9 innings. and none out, in the
eighth, OF Tcsrcaufnonc in = innings;
sacrifice hits, Msrquard. Mclnnts;
stolen base. Collins; double play.
Barry, Collins and McImm'$; lett ."
bases. Philadelphia 4, New York i;
first base on balls, of MacQuaFd l.,
of T'csrcuu /: first base on errors,
New York |; struck out, by Bender
I, by Marqumrd l., by CrandaII ]. by
T'csrcau /. Time, 2OG. Empires
Klein. behind the plate; Egarl, on
bases; RIglcr, left field; Conuolly,
right field.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08
NMoe IA NAV

From Missouri comes waiting and
shashing Of teeth. A deep, dank sat'
ROSS like unto blacklist night has
Settled upon her. children. The home
made ~sauerkraut crop Is a failure, ali
because the humble cabbage failed TO
head up properly this year. Here, in
thc cast, where VIC take four Jumps
81 sugar In ouratca and relish sweet
bicklcs, VIC cannot hope to under
stand the depths Of despair sttcli a
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08
MAPS MAKE IT TWO STRAIGHT,
WINNING IN ELEVEN ROUNDS

CLEVELAND. o.. Oct. S.-Dirm.
inghnm's bunch made 1t two straight
by beating the Buccaneers, . TO !.
here yesterday, but they had to 80
eleven sinshing innings in order to
get the best of the battle. Rubc
Robinson and Vcan Gregg wagcd u
slab duel that was classy all the way.
The Pirate southpaw held the Maps
to six hits and the Pirates made
seven or their opposing %lcfthandcr.
The game was dcadlockcd in TIL"
sixtlIadt one apiece. Each of these
runs was scored on misplayS. The
Maps won in the eleventh when Lei
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08

bold worked Robbie for a walk and
Chapman laid down u sacrifice.
Jackson then settled the argument
by smashing a safe hit to extreme
left. scoring Leibold. This ended
the clash. with only omc gone.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08
heing called down is thrice blessed;
he knows the joys of solid comfort.
A Suggestion.

If that cnterprising English chem
list who has invented a method Of
making paper out Of scawced that is
said to be water and fire proof and
also odorlcss will tind some way Of
Utilizing the waste smoke that con.
Gnually hangs over the Pcnnsy yards
will be doing u great service.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08
On Trial.

GRAFTON-Chargcd with llaVinE
shot Isaac Parsons down by the side
OF his wife near Simpson several
weeks ago, lara Lewis went Oh trial
for his life. He Is being defended by
William Taylor George, willie Pros
ccuting Attorney Gene W. Ford Is
conducting the prosecution.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08
calamity is capable of striking among
such II people as live in Missouri.

Your classified ad gets you a hear
ing from most OF the people to whom
your message or your offer would be
Interesting. The others do not mat.
ter. anyhow. 50
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08

Cigar Smoker (facctiousIy) Still
studying the sea. professor? Ion
must know it upside down by now.
The Professor trcclingly)-Say,
rather, inside out! London Sketch.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08
Solid Comfort.

That man who ran elevate his feet
upon his own table after removing
his ~pturhtug CATERS and then flick
his cigar n%ii upon the floor without
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08
Notice to Tax Payers

I viii rive 2a per cent. Discount to persons payi"E all Of their Tax
rs at the Sherffs Office in October or November, or at the places nam
III. q lie following dates in October CT Novombcr Of said year:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08

tFGabe&He aAdtnasVh u a"descttOd1--
ant OF Il great family
Sleeveless, and he is still de-
acending.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-08

days game, since McGraw must use
either Matthewson or Dcmaree, or
come back with Tcsrcau, while til"
leader of the Athletics has Plank,
Shawkcy and Brown all available Tor
the first game at Sllibc Park. The
score:
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"Ilow do you like the chowdcr,
Mr.. Starboar1cr?" asked the land
lady.
ut is cold. but not clammy," re-
Piled Mr.. StarbOardcr. ~ Exchange.