The evening world., 1913-04-12
BOOZE SPANIEL
IS LATEST ENTRY
FOR MUTT SHOW
His Descriptions Reads Like a
Case Of Mental Delirium
Tremens.
POCODOG lSA NEW ONE
Freak Bench Show viii Be
Delayed, but the Date Is
Not Changed,
POCODOG IS A NEW ONE

sos u. - -
All 10 suist q Ire Nutisy kennels
again. The Rum Hound has ios on her
had tS-day apA Ass n,ii nasaS y \ C.
Morse. But II was an AWFUL nlshe At
the PfifRsr farm. Mr. PnRss rsa,lsss |
that his troubles have only begun. Now.
the Booss Heunl, y on his way . che
farm. and they Say he's some Ashtse.
I'm sorry that The sseapaAs q Miss
Mutt got into the papers," SAID Mr..
Pnner to-day, I an afraid that some
Of tho other owners may take exception
10 the Rum Hounds orgy. on account
Of the possible moral effect on the other
rara CAN'T. sun. u svsrvthing ran
smoothly IN this woril there would ss
no work for any Of w. We must always
be prepared for these little happsnings.
Tribes shouldn't worry 10. and II thers
be no kicks from any Of the other own
ers everything will bs all hsht..
Il Am down to-day to get more pea
nuts and noodles. Tho Rum Hound ate
up all the food Of thu Noodle Poodle
md Patagonia Psanut Pup. went over
TO the circus . while aSo TO look over
the Banana Hound. Hes doing hnsiy
and 10 In splendid condition. He looks
every inch = prise winner I feel sure
that he Will take = ribbon. But md
that there must Be another postpone
msnt OF our Bench show. Those cir
Gus fellows are going 10 stay At the
Garden another week.. DID you ever
hear OF anything lite lthatf
"Ths show Will bsra1tsr April Is.
- Advertised. all right. but II will be
some time after that However. II 10
becoming more popular every day and
- the entries continue TO como In fast.
Il may b, Just ~ veil II We have to
set q later date. In al ~ sxpsrisncs
I have never witnessed the interest
which 10 being taken In the comins
event. It's wonderful. psrfsetly won
asrfui. STR" '. a-
II 10 wonderful indeed. The Evening
World continuss 10 receive letters tell
Tag n more valuAnss aSgA srnd spsci-
mems are being rsctivsA -dAfsy at the
PaRsr Farm. ~ yov have any Of the
rare spestss. yoy ave ~ 70 yourself
and your dog 70 set into the show.
Keep on coming. ThssSs stiil plenty
o. time. -, = - ''' 20
CHEAP WAY TO GET DRUNK 10
TO READ THIS:
~ ~ Editor d ~ E,saias wehd.
These here "bApanA houns'" "mush.
room houns'." &C.. what you have
been talking 20 much about. are not
In Il with = real full-bloodsd bo'zs
spaniel what u owned by me- Just
| ~ . csrtsin ''naturfskir" has been
| producing u lof> OF new kinds Of
vegetables and fruits. nature herself.
In this case. has fsssd the Mutt
family.
Any one what has ever bought one
Of these bose spanisis knows what
they cost. One has TO experiment
With, . big lot Of tg. houns' before
he anally gets the bPssd down TO the
real booss dog. The writer obtained
his booze spaniel without this Aim.
Guilty. - e--
1t happened like this: had to
spend some months once In y little
hole on the Arizona desert that 10
marked yuma" on the map. where
the temperature In 90 hot that It
would make Hades feel like . cold
storage compartment, There was one
OF them mutt spssixists. or canine
artists. what WAS i0smerly . water
carrier for camsls on the Sahara, and
he invented the water spaniel for use
on the arid lands OF Arizona. lie
had the finest water spaniel what
ever drank. but THIS here dog got
plumb frozen one day In Ausust. and
, they had TO thaw her out with . big
dose OF Kicker. This man. he says to
me one day, he says. you see that
water spaniel, Nell. she's the only
dog what viii keep up with the water
wagon. sha can drtnk water while
you wait. That ere mutt with the
corkscrew tail over yonder. well. he's
!. the only booze houn' that ID. lie
happened like thiS--he's his mothers
n Lalf son by the foster uncle OF his
/, third cousin. Pedro ii. Hes . oross
z between his mother and a Montana
J. blizzard. Only Prof. Darwin has told
;. OF his likes IN the pages OF history.
10 He only takes hix loon from outen u
I. bottle, and nibbles sometimes on
Y. crackers. clieese, At. lie pulls the
b corks outen the bottles With his
screw tail. never barks, but, as you
l. see. pops and then slxxles. and some
r times gives OF . Surgiins sound
ID There was hunter came out to these
I. parts one day what brung a dog they
calls a Sun-setter. lie was a-hunting
= for rain toads. but that there water
" spaniel Was flIz Ut the time. else
I'd there would have, been rain toads by
10 the million They sticks to her back,
This booze spaniel seed the sun
G. setter a-waikiny on two legs on the
r hg,son.. Ard he s<ysA stood out like
Z. two corkS. Tho label-nks spots on
NJ Vim turned from j. dark book colo,
o. to iisht amber.~nh 1hs blue ribbor
on his neox what has ~ he Trimmed
of by tho yard. grew ~ fast that 1
draxEef psblnd hun IN clusters Tina
n. sun-se,ter vanished, just Ike tn,
ar. banana and other nouns would.
10. tell you, taero ANT a thlng what ca,
q lick EN- up like him, from u dellca
le. tessen iaiy's powder pun snapper
IN, poodle 70 4 real nsaiir swiss.c zs
A.. lemon coiored seltzcr houn'.