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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Had No Use for Pbononranh

Tibet's dalai lama was greatly dis turbed by the first photograph he saw Edmund Candler, when in Lassa with the Younghusband expedition, heard from the Nepalese resident how he had recently brought the uncanny toy as present from the maharaja of Nepal to the priest-king. The dalai lama walked round 1t uneasily as it blared forth an English band piece and an indelicate Bhutanese song Then he thought for long while, and finally said he could not live with this voice without soul. So it was passed on to somebody else
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Karen Soil.

Apropos of the ravages that time has made in the faces and forms oi the veterans of the Civil war, Walter S. Morton, president general of the Union society. said at dinner in New York:
 "A veteran talking to his great grandson, a little lad of eight or nine years, remarked:
 Nearly a generation and a half ago my head was grazed by a bullet at the battle of Chickamauga.
 The little boy looked at the old mans head thoughtfully and said:
 There isn't much grazing there now, is there, sir?'"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
it's Easy tc Learn.

Alexander Graham Bell, the inven. tor of the telephone, hit on his mar velous discovery while studying and while teaching the deaf
 At dinner in Washington Profes- sor Bell said, apropos of this fact:
 Yes. we can learn valuable secrets from the most unlikely source. A Persian poet famed for his wisdom, was once asked by his king where he had learned his philosophy.
 From the blind, sire, the poet re- plied-'from the blind, who never ad- vance a step till they have tried the ground
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Saloon Closed for Cat,

Closed on account of the loss of Scotty's cat Niger "
 his sign on the door of Scotty's saloon at Ninth and Elm streets, Gin cinnati, caused much comment. Two days ago the cat disappears d.
 When the eat did not put in an ap- pearance, Scotty hung out a sign draped in green tissue paper and bor- dcred by carnations to tell his custo mers that he had closed the saloon in mourning for his pet
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Bears the
ProqreSS.

Thirty years ago." said woman of middle age, it was the custom of demure girls to sit in public convey ances with their silk-gloved wrists crossed. It is now the custom of de mure girls to sit in public conveyances with their silk stockinged ankles crossed. .t-New York Sun.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Information Wanted.

A little girl listened quietly to the serious conversation of her elders. At last, hearing her father make an interesting statement anent the pos tal situation, she could no longer keep silence.
 But, papa she asked, earnestly, if the postoffice department doesn't pay for itself, then it cant have any money, can it? Then why do they keep on advertising postal banks?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Rational Love.

"The rational rather than the roman tic view of marriage is the one most in favor with the young eople of the twentieth century" said Dr. H. Lucas Wentworth the well known eugenics expert in an address in Cleveland.
 The rational view will make for happier marriages And this rational view is beautifully illustrated in two questions-a little dialogue-running thus:
 Will you always love me?
 Will you always be lovable?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

Rom. SIPS. k. V.
 |. Joseph and Jacob, w. 1-6. Jos eph's meeting with his aged father is a beautiful picture. Again Judah comes into prominence as a sort of ambassador in leading the old man into this new land and to.present him before his son, who now is exalted so highly among the rulers of the earth. In this he is a prophecy of that day when the descendants of Jacob shall gather before Him whom they pierced" Joseph does not await their coming but went up to meet them (46:29) as they passed through the province of Goshen.
 It is true that Jacob and his sons came to Egypt at Pharaohs personal invitation (45:17, 18), yet there were sufficient reasons why Joseph might have been ashamed of, or fearful to associate with, these his kinsmen. His father was a plain countryman. His brothers were not an altogether reputable crowd. And, further, they were shepherds and "every shepherd is an abomination unto the Egyptians" (46: 34). But they are his brethren and he was glad to confess them even as Christ will gladly confess us.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Now They Are Makino cowless MIX

NOW They Afe WaKIn9 CoWIess MIX
 Cowless milk is being made in Lon don, where factory with a capacity of 10000 quarts day was opened re gently. The milk is made from vegetables, principally soy beans. It is said to b. scarcely distinguishabla from the real article and has the ad vantage of keeping longer and being free from disease germs. It sells for six cents a quart.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
nlnnea ahead daY after daY-
M.dIy Anxious to Know.

q have crossed the Atlantic twenty times" boasted the man from New York.
 Have you?"p replied the man from Chica go My record beats that"
 "Oh, really? How many times have you been over?"
 I've never been over at all; but I've set foot in every state in the Union"
 Quite remarkable. By the way old chap, how many states are there now?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
hcLIEvES pAla AAD HEALS
 AT TIE SAME TIME
The Wonderful, Old Reliable Dr. Porter's Antiseptic Healing Oil. Prevents Blood Poisoning. An Antiseptic Surgical Dressing discovered by an Old
 K. R. Surccon.

Thousands of families know it already, and a trial will convince you that DR. PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL is the most wonderful remedy ever for Wounds, Burns, Old Sores, Ulcers, Carbuncles, Granulated Eye Lids, Sore Throat, Skin or Scalp Diseases and all wounds and external diseases whether slight or serious. Continually people are finding new uses for this famous cd remedy. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean it. 25c. soc. $lO0
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Almost Spoiled 1t.

Time has been very kind to YOU" he said when they met, after the lapse of years.
 Tt is very good of you to say so. :" she replied, making no effort to con ceal her pleasure.
 Not at all, not at all. One is al ways justified in straining point if necessary to spread hap--I mean l couldn't truthfully say anything else"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
QUlNINE AAD lRON-T TIE MOST 1 EFFECTuAL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tasteless chill Tonic Combines both in Tasteless form. The Ouiainc drives out Malaria and the Iron builds up the System. For Adults and
 Children.

You know what you are taking when you take GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC, recognized for 30 years through out the South as the standard Malaria, Chill and Fever Remedy and General Strengthening Tonic. It is as strong as the strongest bitter tonic, but you do not taste the bitter because the ingredients do not dissolve in the mouth but do dis solve readily in the acids of the stomach. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean it. soc.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
He Makes a Pnint

Women will never get the upper hand. Men are too smart"
 Can you point out one instance of men being smarter than women?"
 Well, men don't handicap them. selves with clothes that button up the back"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

aI gaze within your eyes and dream
 Of glories there are yet to gain; In fancy l can see the gleam
 Of sunlit palaces in Spain Their splendid towers cleave the air, And you are gertle mistress there. within your soulful eyes I gaze
 And dream of gallant armored knights l live in other glorious days,
 My fancy scars 10 splendid heights; l see you Haunt my colors there Where knights are brave and ladies fair. T look within your deep. dark eyes.
 And fancy carries me afar Where proudly floating standards rise,
 And undefeated legions are; With you to sweetly bid me dare, II dream that am leader there" The lady heaved sigh or two.
 And said: How splendid it would seem, And how 'tWould pay us both if you
 Could act as well as you can dream"' He ceased to babble then and there Of gallant knights and ladies fair.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Poison Oak or Ivy Poisoning

is quickly relieved by bathing the af- fected parts in solution of two tea spoonfuls of Tyree's Antiseptic Pow der to a pint of water. 25c. at all druggists or sample sent free by J. S.. Tyree. Washington, D. C.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Her Eather,s Idea of It.

"Why, l didn't know your daughter was musical, MT. Wagstaff
 She isn't Shes merely giving me a chance to help support a music teacher who would probably be too proud to depend on charity"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

Do you always read your husbands poems before he sends them away"
 No" the poets wife sadly replied If l did am sure we might save a good deal on postage
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
At the Baths.

T was sure the man who was talk ing to me was an umbrella dealer" Why SOP"
 Because he took so many shower baths"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Clear Enough.

Why have you had those masks of comedy and tragedy placed in your hall?"
 Why, am ar aator, you know"
 "Oh, see. Ycl have no other way of letting the f be known"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
No. SlX-SlXTY-SlX

This is prescription prepared es- pecially for Malaria or chilIs and Fever. Five or six does will break any case, and if taken then as a tonic the fever will not return. 25c-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

Aim at independence of mind There are some men who go in leading strings all their days.-Rev J. Slough ton.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Not to HisTaste

Why did you put me at dinner be- tween thase two women? They nearly talked me to death
 Why, I thought you were so fond of tongue sandwiches"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

Some people might just as well be crazy for all the sense they have
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Her shin0.

You seem to be getting on better Is your work being hung on the Iine?" No but my wife's is"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

To Relieve the Pain of Burn Instantly and take out all indammaJion ii day, apply the wonderful, old reliable DR. PORpER'S ANnISEP- TIC HEALING OIL. Relieves pain and heals at the same tims- 25c, soc, SI.00.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

The great thing in the world is not so much to seek happiness as to earn peace and respect.-Huxley
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

Red Cross Ball Blue will wash double as many clothes as any other blue. Don't put your money into any other. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

Let us leave the world wiser and better than we found 1t. and we shall leave it happier.-Shuttlew
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
His Confession

Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis. of Chicago, confesses that he once worked as an usher in a theater.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

Wherever the tree of benevolence takes root it sends forth branches above the sky-Saadi
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Pharaoh and Jacob.

The picture of old Jacob in the presence of Pharaoh is striking in one respect at least, the fact that he who came to this land for the blessing of the sustenance of life, should bless Pharaoh. Jacob confer red upon Pharaoh in his blessing more than Pharaoh conferred upon Jacob by the opening of all Egypt to him. self and his family. This act upon the part of Jacob is suggestive of the dignity of age, and significant in it's revelation of Jacobs relation to, and knowledge of, the purposes of God. Pharaoh inquiries as to Jacobs age and he replies that his pilgrimage" had been 120 years. He who had entered into all the rights of the birth right and the blessings of Gods cove nant people, exercised those rights when he stands before the great Pha- raoh. He had caught the truth that an earthly life is but a pilgrimage. We seek to strike deeply the roots of our present life in this present age. Jacobs life, much longer than our average life. is but a handbreadth upon the yardstick of eternity and as vapor that soon passes away (Jas 4:14) Nor was Jacobs life long by comparison with that of his ancestors (v. 9. Verify, this is a lesson we need today that we may get us heart of wisdom" CPS. 90:12, R. VI Men. like Jacob, who live by faith in God occupy the places of true author ity and power in the world They nav g and in the presence of kings and all of earth's greatest and by right confer blessings upon them.
 Conclusion. Not included in our lesson, but in this section, we have set before us Josephs administration of the affairs of Egypt which give us further insight into the greatness of this man, In the close of the lesson proper, verses 11-12, there is presented to us Joseph's provision for his father and his brethren. This is type of Christ in His care for us. Tn the midst of dangers (Jno. 10:10, 2S) and famine, and misunderstanding He is ever near. Joseph is now satisfied for he has his own near unto him. Jesus Christ Is longing that we may be with Him in that place which He has gone to prepare for us. John 14:2, 3, IT, 24, though He has not left us comfortless during these days of separatioh John 14:23. Joseph fed his brothers on the best the land afforded (v. 11G even so we may have the old corn Josh. 5;ll) and the new wine tProv, 3;9, 10) We thus see how God is work. ing out His purpose concerning the Helrew people
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
When You Have Gained It.

You press ahead to gain success, And far away you sec a goal; But are you touched by tenderness, And have you gladness in your soul? You plunge ahead day after day, You have no time to jest or pause; But do you leave along the way III will for you or for your cause? Long, long ago you made your start, And you have travelled far and fast; But have you kindness in your heart And their respect whom you have
 passed?
 You view your goal afar; you press Unscarred ahead where others fall; But are you sure twill be success
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Joseph's Great Wisdom.

We have here another evidence of Joseph's great wisdom in that he com mands them to remain in Goshen while he goes before them unto Pha- raoh to prepare the way. Even so not all are to come at once into Pha- raoh's presence (47:2). In Acts 7:13 We read that this cavalcade consisted of three score and fifteen souls, though this probably did not include slaves and other dependents. It is very significant that Joseph secures Goshen for his kinsfolk. It was near to himself t45:10); it was separated from all unnecess ary contact with the Egyptians (y 34) and it was a place superior to all others for them as herdsmen (v. @. Joseph anticipates Pharaoh's question (v. 3 and gave his brothers instruction how to an- swer, but they seem to have gone son ewhat beyond in that they make request that they might dwell in Goshen. Joseph charged them to speak of themselves as keepers of cattle. The Egyptians held shepherds as an abomination, religious differ ence. Hence this reply at once set up a wall of separation preventing inter- marriage and keeping the blood of this chosen family pure even though it was at the cost of certain amount of contempt and ridicule This is therefore suggestion upon the great lesson of separation. Pharaoh's atti- tude was that of marked considera- tion, courtesy and kindliness, which was to be expected as a fitting trib- ute to Joseph to whom both he and all Egypt owed so much
 II. Jacob and Pharaoh, w. 7-12. Pharaoh does not seem to. be overly enthusiastic over these five brothers whom Joseph presented (v. 3. Aside from the fact that they were Joseph's brothers, there was nothing to com mend them. No more have we any, thing to commend us in the sight of God except that We are Christs brethren; though that is an ebund- ance
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
Ep,Dortapt +o RNo4bere

bFNNCTtaflt 10 MCTN0FS
 Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
EXPERIENCE
 OF BROTHERHOOD
Advice to Expectant Mothers

The experience of Motherhood is try ing one to most women and marks dis tinctly an epoch in their lives. Not one woman in hundred is prepared or un- derstands how to properly care for her. self. Of course nearly every woman nowadays has medical treatment at such times, but many approach the experi- ence with an organism unftted for the trial of strength, and when it is over her system has received shock from which it is hard to recover. Following right upon this comes the nervous strain of caring for the child, and 8 distinct change in the mother results.
 There is nothing more charming than happy and healthy mother of children, and indeed childbirth under the right conditions need be no hazard to health or beauty. The unexplainable thing is that, with all the evidence of shattered nerves and broken health resulting from an unprepared condition, and with am- pie time in which to prepare, women will persist in going blindly to the trial.
 Every woman at this time should rely upon Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, a most valuable tonic and invigorator of the female organism.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

In m y homes once childless there are now children be- cause of the fact that Lydia E. Pink hams V e g e t a ble Compound m a k e s wom e n norm a l healthy and strong.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13

If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Go. (cOnfl- dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by & woman and held in strict confidence
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
LESSON FOR JUNE 15
JACOB BEFORE PHARAOH

LESSON TEXT-Gen 47:1-l2
 GOLDEN TEXT-"To them that loV1 God all things work together for good" Rom S:2S R. V.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-06-13
INTERNATIONAL SUNDNSC[lOOL
 LESSON

By E. o. SELLERS, Director of Evening Department, The Moody Bible Institute, Chicago)
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-04-18
REPLIES To Mr.. FRY'S LETTER
A. Gudbaur Brings up Insanity Of
George Ellis Again

The Herald is in receipt of the
following letter from A. Gudbaur,
of Copeland, which he asks to
have published in answer to a
letter upon a similar subject printed
some weeks ago Mr.. Gudbaur
says: Perhaps Mr.. Fry does not
know that religion was the cause
OF Mr.. Ellis former mental troubles
but his friends and peighbors know
that to be the cause as it Is UNI
doubtedly the cause now, The
Rev. Rider was heard talking with
Ellis on the Sunday before he be-
came insane. Rider was telling
Ellis that perhaps he had never
been converted. Fills said, Yes,
| was at Is years of age" but he
was crying at the time, Rider
preached that the end was close
at hand" for one and / think /
voice the sentiment of the COM
munity, should like to meet Rider
the next time he comes to Cope
land and give him polite invita-
ton to free tie pass down the K
V. All of Mr.. Ellis friends here
firmly believe that if Rider had no!
come to Copeland or had not been
given the chance to talk alone tc
Ellis that the latter would be al
home with his flmilv today.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-04-18
Arbor Day in Country Schools

County Superintendent Ramsey
has issued letters to the various
school districts of the county call
ing attention to the fixing of Arbor
Day for April rs and sending out
the programs suggested by the
state superintendent for observation
of the day in the schools of the
state. School districts are urged
to observe the day with the rend-
ering of programs and the plant
ing of trees and otherwise beautify-
ing the premises.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-04-18
Maho's Grains and Grasses Prominently Displayed in
Northwest Development Leagues Permanent
Exposition of the Soil sm

Grains and grasses exhibited in the
Idaho display are excellent samples and
oats and wheat in the sheaf stand more
than five feet high, Shelled grains are
also displayed and the minerals of Idaho
have not been overlooked, Among the
varieties of oats displayed are the white
plume, swedish select, natural and the
big A. Big club and turkey red wheat
are also featured. Several well known
varieties of barley are featured includ-
ing the blue or maui, black hulless,
six row and brewing barley. Three
varieties of millet are also displayed.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-04-18

Idaho has a prominent place in the
permanent land products exposition of
the American Northwest in ST. Paul,
gateway to the "zone of Plenty" At
the close of the Northwest Products Ex-
position in Minneapolis officers of the
Northwest Development League selected
exhibits representative of the North
western states and these exhibits have
been installed in the Commerce building
in st. Paul where the miniature exposi-
ton of the agricultural greatness of the
seven states in the federation will be
exploited from year to year.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-04-18

Space has been arranged for a syste,
matte display of state and community
literature and visitors to the exhibit
room will be thus enabled to secure
facts on Idaho as a state, or special
information ON any particular section of
the state, Many of the exhibits in the
Idaho section We're brought to the Twin
City by the Great Northern Railway
and Idaho exhibits of grains and grasses
formed an important place in the rail
road company's exhibit at the 1912 Min
neapolis and Chicago land shows.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-04-18
Struck Cow With Axe

John Rath, an lInglishman. was
arrested at the boundary line, last
Sunday by Deputy Sheriff Fletcher,
on warrant sworn to by d. p.
Dayton of Naples who charged
Rath with having cruelty slashed a
cow with an axe. Rath had been
employed by Dayton. He is now
in the county Jail awaiting trial.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-04-18

Trial jurors for the term of the
district court beginning April rs
were drawn Monday by r. S.
McCrea, clerk of the district court,
Probate Judge Woods and Sheriff
Reemer. Among the names OF
local people who were drawn are
w. w. Ferbrache, M. Bruce, F. w.
McGlocklin of Snyder and J w.
GhesenPer,
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-04-18
Tennis Club Meeting Monday

All tennis players and those in
terested in the game are requested
to meet at DR.. +. +. Fry's Office
Monday evening 1t is planned to
purchase club grounds and build
new courts.
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