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The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
COMES QUICKLY
Don't Have to WHIT For Weeks.
Marshall Illustration.

Waiting is discouraging.
Prompt action pleases everybody.
A burden on the back is a heavy
weight.
Hard to bear day after day.
Lifting weight, removing the bur
den.
Brings approaching responses.
Marshall people tell of it.
Tell of relief that's quick and sure.
Here Is a case OF It:
Mrs. ]. II. simms. 564 Washington
St.. Marshall, Mo-, says: II procur-
ed Doan's Kidney pills at Franklin's
drug store a few months ago and
used them for kidney complaint that
had bothered me for months. had
a severe backache and the kidney
action was irregular. The use OF
Doan's Kidney pills gave me relief.
This remedy has my endorsement"
For sale By all dealers. Price so
Foster-M ilburn Co, Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the Unit
ed states.
Remember the namerDoan's
and take no other. Adv.
tAug 49,
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Reverend Peter Klindworth. pastor
of the German Lutheran church, 10.
Gated near Saline City, died Satur-
day. July 26th. at his home near the
church at the age OF 90 years. The
funeral services, conducted by Rev.
Demetris of Emma. Mo-, assisted by
Revs. Brust OF C%oncordia and Rung
OF Blackburn, were held at the
church Monday morning at 10 o.
clock. After the services the body,
accompanied by a large number OF
the members OF his congregation,
was conveyed to Slater and shipped
from this place to his former home
In Independence. Kansas.
Rev. Klindworth had been the pas
tor OF the church near Saline City
Tor nearly four years and was n gem
tleman held In highest esteem. not
only by his congregation, but by all
who knew him. His death will be a
great loss TO the community In which
he lived and labored for the greatest
in life. But his friends re-
IoIce in the fact that he was prepar-
I'd to 70. and feel that he is sure OF q
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
4 TENAS WONDER.

The Texas Wonder cures kidney
and bladder troubles. dissolyes gray
81. cures diabetes, weak and lame
backs. rheumatism and all irregulari-
tics OF the kidneys and bladder IN
beth men and women. Regulates
bladder troubles In children. II not
sCld by your druggist. will be sent by
nail on receipt OF 500. One small
hottle is two months treatment and
seldom fails to perfect a cure, Send
Tor Missouri testimonials. DR.. Il. W.
Hall, 2026 Olive street. ST. Louis,
No. Sold by druggists. ttf) adv.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Ed. Davenport informs us that he
Is now using his last car OF ice and
II will soon be gone. He say he Is
contemplating on building an ice
plant here as at the depth OF $50 feet
or less the best water in the county
can be had for making ice and with
good water all other difficulties are
removed. The plant will he capable
of producing a car load OF ice per
day II needed. Such an enterprise
would be a great help to Gillian
Gillian Globe.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Mrs. Catherine simmons died at
her home here Saturday evening.
July 26th after a lingering illness,
being 81 years old at the time OF her
death. The remains were taken to
Lamine Sunday and the funeral was
held ut Jones Chapel near Lamine
Monday morning at II o'clock con
Quoted by Rev. Wesley Smith OF
Boonville. Burial In the Chapel
burying grounds.
Mrs. Simmons was a member OF
the Methodist church and vas n faith
ful and consistent Christian. She Is
survived by seven children six sons
and n daughter all OF whom were
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

George wolfskill. who recently
purchased an auto, was out last
sunday giving our old friend James
G. Kemper, q "joy-ride" which ended
rather disasterously as the machine
upset. catching MIR. Kemper beneath
It and reports are that he had to be
dug out. He escaped, however. with
q few bruises, which will have a
tondancy to remind him that his first
opinion OF the automobile was probab
ly correct, as II is only OF recent date
that he consented to ride in one OF
them.--Slater Rustler.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Mrs. Henry Dimity, just south of
town had the misfortune TO fall and
break an ankle one day last week. A
large dog ran against Mrs. Dimity In
playing. thus causing her to fall and
from which she will probably suffer
for some time.-slater News.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

VIM. Thomas. Jr.. was kicked by
n horse last Friday and rendered un-
conscious for some time. lie was
kicked In the side and was In a criti-
cal condition for several days. He
is rapidly improving now. Arthur
Tabler who was In the buggy also re-
ceived a few slight injuries.-Nelson
Record.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
From Our
Exchanges

We are sorry 10 hear that MIR.
James Howell is no better. lie has
been attacked with several slight
stokes of paralysis this sumner
Gillian Globe.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
THE FERERAL BIRD LAw.-Th

THE FERERAL BIRD LAW.-The
C2d Congress passed a bill that
places migratory birds under the
powerful protection OF the United
States government, and that will put
nn end to the shooting OF song-birds
and insectivorous birds In any state.
The Weeks-McLean migratory bird
law provides that the Bureau OF Bio
logical Survey OF the United States
Department OF Agriculture shall fix
the seasons In which the shooting OF
migratory birds e. permitted. The
bureau has completed and published
the first set OF regulations. which
may become effective on October LIST
These regulations take absolute pre-
.ccdence over all existing statutes In
the various states. Spring-shooting
T. absolutely prohibited. so is the
shooting OF migratory birds between
.runset aud sunrise. a closed season
IS established until September l.,
.i9is. for band-tail pigeons, little
brown. Band-hili and whooping
cranes, swans. curlews. all shore
birds. except black-breasted and gol-
don plover. Wilson OF %Jacksnipe,
y ood-duck. and greater and lesser
ycllow-legs. Al all times and In all
states, the regulations prohibit the
shooting OF insectivorous birds, such
90 robins. grosbeaks. larks. and many
other birds. They also protest the
smaller sh~ore-birds. and others that
have become greatly reduced in num-
lors. The Department OF Agricul-
iure at Washington VIII send the full
text OF the new regulations TO any
one upon his request.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

reward In the future for n life spent
In upbuilding the christian religion.
The deceased is survived by his
wife and nine children. two SOM and
seven daughters. One OF his sons
liyea In Kansas City and the other II
n minister living in Texas. Six Of
his daughters live in or near indie
pendence. Kansas. and one. Miss
lives with her parents.--Slat-
er Rustler.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Thos. Barnfield received n bad
wound last Friday when a chisel
which he was using slipped from his
hand aud stuck in his knee making
a bad wound which crippled him up
several days.-Nelson Record.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

a two weeks old infant OF Mr.. and
Mrs. II. l.. wulf died Thursday norm
Ing. The remains were Inferred In
the city cemetery beside the twin bro
ther which lived only a short time
after birth.-Slater News.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

DIR. J. s. Harrison Of Herndon was
In town last Saturday using two
orutches in getting around after the
bones OF both angles were broken
several weeks ago, as he jumped
from his buggy when his horse ran
away. The doctor is rapidly improy-
ing and will Dor be able to kick his
crutches in a corner.-Sweet Springs
Herald.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Harvey McMahan OF near Napton
lost the sight OF one eye last week
the result OF a poisonous bug getting
into II and II Is doubtful whether the
sight OF the other eye will be saved.
He was taken to Kansas City and is
being treated In ST. Marys Hospital
there. Nelson Record.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Mrs. G. Il. shanklin is very III at
her home on Locust street. As the
Herald goes to press this Thursday
afternoon ut 3 o'clock she Is very low
and her husband. Rev. g. u. Shank
lin. and physicians are very anxious
about her condition.-sweet Springs
Heral.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

W. II. Higginbothan. Sr.. fell down
several steps on the back porch Of his
residence last week and suffered a
lumber OF painful bruises as o result
OF which he has been confined to his
bed.-Nelson Record.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

New design Nodded Oval Tenders
Four-faced Speed Transmission
Non-Rattling Tire Carrier in Rear
Gasoline Gauge
E~leven-incb Upholstery
Continental Demountable Rims
Genuine Turkish Cushions
Chalmers SILK Mohair Top
36x4 inch tires
Gasoline Pressure System.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Died-Ella Hinnah aged 2 years
died at the home OF her parents. near
Little Rock Saturday. July % and
was hurried the following day.-Ar-
row Rock Statesman.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

A letter from Mrs. Snoddy. who is
with the doctor at Hot Springs.
states that the doctor has not i'm
proved much yet and their return
home has been postponed indefinite
ly. They had planned to stay only
three weeks but IL was thought best
TO remain longer.-Slater News.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

VIM. Rhoades OF route ] broke a
bone In his arm and bruised his face
up considerably one day last week
when a step ladder on which he was
standing fell with him. He has
about recovered from his mishap.-
Nelson Record.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
Suffered Eczema Fifty
Years-Now Well.

Years-Now Well.
Seems a long time to endure the
awful burning, itching. smarting,
skin-disease known as "tetter"-
another name for Eczema. Seems
9ood to realize. also. that DR.. HOB
SONS OINTMENT has proven a per-
feet cure.
Mrs. ID. l.. Kenney writes:-"I can
not sufficiently express my thanks to
you for your DR.. Hobson's Eczema
Ointment. 1t has cured my letter.
which has troubled me for over fifty
years" All druggists, or by mail
soc. g,ui
Pfeiffer Chemical 90.
81. Louis. Mo. philadelphia. Pa.
Adv.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Last week I'D. Davenport sold his
fine span of mares 20 Joe Hillerbr-
and for 1895, ages 3 and 4 years.
This team was as fine as the Van
derbilts ever drove. Gillian Globe.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
BIRTHS

To Mr.. and Mrs. s. T. Vowel, July
%. a girl.
To Frank wetton and wife, July
21, a boy.
To Mr.. and Mrs. r. s. Emonds of
Miami. July 20, a boy.-Slater News.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

SHAFT. Two machinists from Mar
shall we're called and the ear was
again put in good running order
Gillian Globe.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

present at the funeral. The many
friends OF the deceased in this vIcin-
lily extend sympathy { o the bereaved
ones Record. :
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

ID. ]. Dickson and son are talking
a new ice plant and they agree to
build a twenty-ton plant provided the
business men VIII agree to ~patronize
and use its products for a period OF
five years. We do not know OF an
industry needed In our town
and trust some arrangements can be
made to get one built-Slater News.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Long Stroke Motor t4Ax5A)
25-gal. Gasoline Tank In Rear
Chalmers Self-Sarter
Gray and Davis Electric Lights
Adjustable Electric Dash Light
Power Tire Inflater
Clean Running Boards
Warner Speedometer
Rain Vision Windshield
Dash Adjustment for Carburetor
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Sec N. II. Chnffec for concrete
siIos, any height, 40 to 85; concrete
roo and shute steel doors. (Aug2e)
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

They are telling . new one on
Jack Walker south Of town. A few
days ago he went u s6arshali In his
auto and brought holae suh him two
hogs in the AUTO. sNo.they' were mot
the common seat hogs. but real
porkers as sure as you are alive. Jack
hauIs anything that comes along
from babies TO a quarter ton of ice.
Miami News. 81 Aae9
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Eugene Foss. Democratic governor
of Massachusetts. owns large mills In
his state and has also purchased n
factory at Gait. Canada. and says
that owing to our tariff disturbance
be will do most OF his manufacturing
In Canada hereafter. Here's a fine
chance To send q traitor to Jail.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
q

Don't forget that August 20 aud 81
are set aside BY Governor Major as
good roads days aud all business
is TO be laid aside to improve the
roads these days.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Nothing rifles q Democrat more
than to call his attention to the mar
ket reports. out side OF cattle. the
markets have gone to the bad. In
spite OF the fact that no reductions
In tariff rates have gone into effect.
The financial market has suffered
most. but wheat. corn and large bust
mess generally Is tagging.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

On and after August 18TH parcels
pest rates will be considerably reduc-
ed.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
Money to Loan.

when these goods are dumped on our
market II will throw 225.0OO Ameri-
cans out of employment.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
Gas Tank and Tires in Rear

The entire car has been made more c~lean-cut and
snappy in appearance. The gasoline tank and the
spare-tires are now carried at the rear, giving that
much-desired appearance Of length, clean running
boards, and better riding qualities.
ann .,.ts -hDs 3ioJdabab hnh Biir sn baaot mug 81
The ney cards designed, for utmost strength, and
safety. Axles are of nickel-steel; the double drop
frame is unusually heavy Steering connections
are all drop fergings. Brakes are OF maximum
strength and power, 25 times as strong, in proper
ton, as the brakes Of a locomotive.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

Como to US for good Job Work.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

The government has promised to
distribute $4,000, O00 to the south
aud western banks To relieve the fin
ancial stringency. The plan is n
GOOD one and We favor adding to this
amount at any time sufficient TO ay-
ort a panic. Municipal bonds and
good commercial paper are to be TAX
On as security. We do not favor
making Il necessary to loan govern
ment funds. but when the deed Is
done II Is the best way out.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

The Wells Fargo Express Co. VIII
try u new plan OF farm product dis
tribution. Il has made arrange
ments with the Texas Farmers Union
Ia net IA middleman between the far
mers and consumers II will equip
specially to handle produce and on
sumers will place daily orders with
the farmers which will be filled and
delivered direct 10 the people.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

According TO the American Econo-
mist, there are stored In the L. S.
bounded warehouses foreign goods
TO the value OF $4,000. 900 waiting
Tor the advantage Of low tariff. At
present Just enough OF these goods
are taken out TO iill immediate or
ders. The paper also estimates that
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

For the past two seasons the ~"Thirty-Six"
has been acknowledged the best four-cylin-
der value on the market, Ten thousand cars
Of this model in daily service have built up
its reputation for endurance easy riding me,
chanical smoothness,, convenience luxury
iIF p nc o@l1hN is NnBqnilr ,ssotrE n
economy. ~ laa1e. 20 DIV ,7ol iolofo5 5,
The 1914 'Thirty-Six" is more than ever before
a wonderful value. Fine new features haye been
added; there have Been material improvements in
design-yet the price is only SITS.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08

A Democratic congressman says
that the business OF this country has
been put on stills by the long Repub-
lican administration, Yes. and he
may have added that a high protec-
tive wall built was about II too. Too
bad he didn't know this while maxi
ing campaign speeches. II would
have Interested his bearers. Anyway
the stills and wall must remain II we
want prosperous times.
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
Full Equipment Included

The 1914 Thirty Six" at SITS is fully equipped
windshield Chalmers patented ssslf.starter. 26s x q"
tires, Continental demountable rims Gone extra),
Warner speedometer. Gray e. Davis full electric
lighting system. with special new dash light and
ding tire carrier. power tire i%niister. horn. pump,
jack, full set Of tools and tire outfit.
See the new Thirty Six" at our show room and
you will be convinced that it is a most unusual val
ne at the price,
The Marshall republican., 1913-08-08
Model Full Oval Tenders

Tenders Of an entirely new nodded oval design
very popular abroad-are a feature Of the Thirty
Six They not only add to the graceful appear
ance Of the car, but afford greater protection from
dust and mud. These beautiful tenders are a dis
tinctive 1914 Improvement which you will be unable
to get on any other car at the price.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-02-05
.AYHAWKER JOTS

If there is anything in a name
George w. Livengood, of Scott City,
must reside on the shady side of Easy
street.
What this country needs more than
anything else, observes the Belleville
political demagogueS and professional
politicians should let up for a while.
The country has the headache now.
As times have changed, according
to the Emporia Gazette: In the early
days of the republic every boy was
told that he might be president. Now
adays the fact is impressed upon him
that if he behaves himself he may
some day be postmaster.
Conclusive evidence that it doesn't
pay to monkey or be careless with a
buzz-saw is to be found in the news
from Tabor in the Cuba Daylight. as
follows: A. J. Benyshek had the mis-
fortune of getting his hand too near a
buzz-saw, and nearly lost a thumb.
Excellent evidence that the Metho-
dist minister at Greensburg is not
generator of hot air is to be found in
the report in the Kiowa County Sig
nal that it was impossible to heat the
church recently because a crack in
the boiler allowed the water to leak
out, and the usual Sunday evening
service had to be omitted.
An interesting comparison in the
Syracuse Journal:--Last Wednesday,.
January 20. this county was 81 years
old, having been organized on Jan. 80
1886. Wednesday morning the mead
ow larks were singing and the day was
warm and spring-like. Twenty-seven
years ago snow and dead cattle from
the effects of the blizzard were in evil
dence
Attention is directed by the Her.
ington Sun to the fact that singer
now attracting much notice in Euro
pean musical centers is former
Kansas girl. Miss Sarah Wilder,
daughter of the late Daniel Webster
Wilder. But if she ever comes back
to Kansas adds the Sun, "she will
have to drop her Dutch name, Frau
Heinrich Neidhardt, and Wen call her
Sally
With proper apologies to Mother
Goose, her heirs, assigns or devises,
the Atchison Globe sings, as follows:
ing a veal croquette; there came a
young spider. and sat down beside
her. and lighted a cigarette.
Old Mother Hubbard, drilled out to
her cupboard, and rubbered around
awhile, but if it were bare, she
wouldn't care, for she couldn't be fat
and in style. Little Jack Hor-
ner who once had a corner on plurns
and political pie, has now lost his
luck and became a lame duck, since
the Democrats BACKED his eye.
To market, to market, to buy a fat
pig; go home without it, the price is
too big. Black sheep, black
sheep have you any wool? But the
shady southdown refused to answer
until the statesmen had finished tin
kering with schedule K.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-02-05

ciety in place of the criminal that hao
been taken from it.
Unfortunately the arrest of the
paroled prisoner during the first week
in January Of the present year, Tor
series of burglaries with regard TO
which the evidence is complete, seems
to make it clear that the improve
ment was only temporary, or that the
operation and his subsequent good
conduct were steps IN q scheme TO
secure his release from prison. 1t Is
of course only what might be expect
ed. says the Journal of the American
Medical Association. There is no
trustworthy evidence to show that
changes in moral character. independ-
emit of mental deterioration, result
from pressure on the brain. Sensa-
tional announcements of Improvement
in such cases after surgical interven-
ton, like those that used to be made
after various surgical procedures in
epilepsy, need to be controlled by the
subsequent history of the case. I'm
mediate improvement in such cases is
usually mental rather than physical,
and successes reported before many
years have tested their permanence
are liable to produce false impressions.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-02-05
GLOBE SIGHTS
BIZ THE ATCHIsoN GLOBE.

You can always expect a great deal of
noise from the has beens.
People in search of satisfaction should
buy their shoes large enough.
This thing of turning the other cheek
sometimes pays a poor dividend.
Still. this may be buster world than
the large crop of candidates would indi-
cate.
An Atchison man has failed SO often
that he may go into vaudeville to sing
swan songs.
Most men can stand a good deal of
work. but celebrations demand an iron
constitution.
1t is hoped the Lord observes the
church goer who leaves an unblanketed
horse out in front.
There may be exceptions, but the rule
is that il a man picks out the wall paper
the color scheme is red.
1t is growing more difficult to fool the
some day become president.
A woman will bear the pain and dis
comfort of dyspepsia with fortitude as
long it isn't the kind that makes her
nose red.
Have you ever noticed that the promoter
is the one who wears a fur-lined overcoat
and not those who fall for his schemes?
In days of old when knights were bold
most of them needed bath, as did their
ladies fair. Yearning for the dear, dead
past is punk policy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-02-05
QUAKER NEDITATIONS

[From the Philadelphia Record1
Don't lose what reputation you hav.
gambling for bigger one.
Next to luck, the most changeable thing
In the world is a woman.
Some people seem to get a lot Of pleas
ure out of posing as martyrs.
Many a true artist would love art Tor
arts sake, If he could afford it.
-.e religion of some people consists
largely of praying that the Lord will pro-
vide.
And many a man is too busy reading
the Bible to. help his wife carry up the
coal.
Many a fellow can't even do his duty
without feeling tempted to throw bou-
quets at himself.
THE way of the transgressor is hard -
quoted the Wise Guy. Yes, hard on
other people, added the Simple Mug.
1ommy-'.Pop, what is jury?" Tom
my's Pop-"A jury, my son, is a body vi
men selected to decide which one of the
litigants has the best lawyer
Newlywed-"Don't you ever think sert-
ousIy about marriage? Singleton-"My
dear fellow, man ever thinks seriously
about marriage until he is married.
SilIycus-"Why are the cynics who write
all those bitter epigrams in the magazines
and newspapers always anonymous
Cynicus-'1 suppose because a cynic is
generally married"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-02-05
SURGERY AND CRIMINALS.

An interesting after development in
a surgical case which attracted much
attention about four years ago has
lust occurred. A prisoner serving a
long sentence in the prison at Dan
nemora n. Y, was pardoned by Gov
ernor White on representations which
seemed to make it clear that he had
been cured of his criminal tendencies
by a surgical operation. Following
the operation, the prisoners character
seemed to change. From being sullen
and morose he became bright and
cheerful, walked with firmer step,
held his head erect and appeared to
be a different man. 1t is not surpris-
ing that a few months after the oper-
alton the governor was induced to set
him free on parole, and there seemed
to be every reason to hope that a use
full citizen had been restored to So