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The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-05-23
BILL
CHANGES LICENSES.

Raises the Rates Generally-Traction
Engines Must Pay Licenses, Too.
Thousands of automobile owners
will be affected by amendments that
have been made by the public roads
committee of the House in the Buck
man automobile bill, raising the reg
istration fees on all machines of So
horse power and over.
AS this bill passed the Senate, it
left the automobile registration fees
the same as under the existing law,
namely, IS for care of less than 20
horse power, SO for cars of from 20
to 50-horse power, and SIS for all
over 50-horse power.
AS amended in the House the bill
proposes to confine the $40 fee to
cars of from 20 to 35-horse power,
raising the rate to SIS for those be-
tween 35 and 50-horse power, and
charging $40 for the 5O-horse power
and higher cars.
A concession has been made to the
dealers in motor trucks, who pro-
tested against the prohibition of
trucks weighing with load more than
10000 pounds, and they are to be
permitted by the amended bill to
reach a total weight of 22,500
pounds.
A special system of licensing for
traction engines is provided. Appli-
cation is to be made to the State
Highway Commissioner, who may use
his discretion about issuing licenses,
under special rules and regulations
as to the manner of operation, and
any violation of these rules is to be
sufficient cause for revocation of the
license.
Half rate registration for automo-
biles and trucks is to begin July 1st
instead Of August 1st, as in the origi-
nal bill.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-05-23
INDIAN ORCHARD.
Indian Orchard, May 21

The recent frosts were quite Sc,
we're in this vicinity. Ice froze one
half inch thick on water left stand
ing out doors in tubs, etc.
Hamilton Braman, of Carthage, N
Y, who has been visiting his son, NJ
Lee Braman, and wife, in Honesdale,
spent Monday and Wednesday with
his brother, P. L. Braman and sis
ter, Mrs. Elizabeth Garrett, at this
place. He returned to his home in
Carthage the first of this week, hay
ing spent a day or two on his way
home with a sister, Mrs. Corr, in
New Milford. For man of his age
he looks hale and hearty.
Joseph Toms, former resident of
this place, has returned from Cali
fornia where he has spent the last
few years with his son, Leroy. He
thinks Wayne county the best place
in which to spend his remaining
years, although he was very well
pleased with the golden west.
Mrs. Leftwich and Miss Sarah
Beardslee were among the Sunday
callers at P. l.. Braman's, also S. K.
Dills and wife.
Announcement cards of the mar
riage of Florence Colwill to Nelson
Varcoe of Carley Brook, were re-
ceived by relatives at this place.
Congratulations.
Lester Rice spent Saturday with
his grandfather at this place. Leon
Toms was also caller at the same
place.
The Aid meets with Mrs. S. K.
Dills Wednesday afternoon, May 28.
Mrs. G. H. Ham spent Thursday
with her sister at White Mills.
Mrs. H. H. Crosby was a recent
guest Of Mrs. Joseph Atkinson and
other friends in White Mills.
Charles Budd and family, Beach
lake, spent Sunday with George
Ham.
The Beachlake Aid met with Mrs.
j. w. Spry on Wednesday.
Mrs. R. Ham has returned from
few days visit with relatives in
Scranton.
Melva Wrenn left Sunday for
Scranton. She expects to spend
some time with relatives in Roches-
ter, Pa, and Kansas City.
II. H. Crosby and wife were recent
guests of Amazon Butler and wife,
Carley Brook, who were made hap.
py by the arrival of fine baby girl.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-05-23
ORSON.
Orson, May %.


On May 9th D. ]. Hine was de-
lightfully surprised by few friends
and relatives who spent the day at
18th birthday.
The following attended the Orson
district Sunday school convention at
Starlight on Thursday last: Rev.
and Mrs. P. Lehman, Arthur San
ford, Mrs. Frank Sanford, A. F.
Hine, Myra Belknap, Lila Hine,
Sarah Whipple, Elmer Hine, E. w.
Hine, Essie Fletcher and John
Lewis.
Arch Hine made business trip to
Carbondale last week.
Mrs. Harry A. Evans and son,
Spencer, of Edwardsville, spent sew
eral days recently at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley Hine.
Mrs. Berton Plue and children, of
Maryland, have come to make their
home with Mrs. Plue's parents, Mr.
and Mrs. F. P. Hine.
New hall and stair carpets, also
some papering and painting are be-
ing put in the parsonage.
Mrs. w. G. Mosher, son Orson,
and daughter Evelyn, have returned
home after spending the past week
in Bergenfield, N. j., visiting rela-
tives. They were accompanied home
by Mr.. Mosher's father who will
spend the summer here.
John Page, of Poyntelle, has pur-
chased Buick five-passenger auto.
The trustees of the M. E. church
held business meeting at the home
of John Lewis on Monday evening.
Alfred Whipple has purchased of
e. L. Vincent a house and one-half
acre of land in Orson and will move
into same this week.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-05-23
MAKE PIMPLES GO
Remarkable How Zemo Clears the
Face of Pimples and ALI Other
BIemishes

With the finger tips apply a little
Zemo to the skin, then see the pim-
Piles and bfackheads vanish. Zemo Is
a liquid, not smear, leaves no trace,
just simply sinks in and does the
work. You will be astonished to
find how quickly eczema, rash, dan
druff, itch, liver spots, salt rheum,
and all other skin diseases are cured.
zemo is put up by the E. w. Rose
Midicine Co., st. Louis, Mo-, and is
regularly sold by all druggists at 81
for the large bottles, but you can
get liberal size trial bottle for only
25 cents. And this trial bottle is
guaranteed. You surely will find
Zemo a wonder. Get a bottle now
from A. M. Leine, Honesdale, Pa.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-05-23

The Citizen wants a good, live
ly correspondent In every village in
Wayne county. VIII you be one?
Write this office for particulars.
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22
JESSE WILLARD AND
OTHERS TO BE TRIED.

LOS ANGELES. Oct. %, --- jesse
Willard. heavyweight prize fighter,
end IL others of the T. concerned IN
the bout in which John W. Young
was fatally injured at Vernon arena
on August -, must stand trial Tor
alleged violation Of the state law pro-
hibiting prize lishtins. Judge Gavin
Craig. Of the criminal department OF
the superior court Ov2rrulfd TO-DAY
the demurrer the defendants had Tn.
tered to the complaint filed against
them and denied their motion to set
aside the information. Their trials
were set Tor January :, 1914. In
nvcrruIing the demurrer Judge Craig
gave i definition OF u Sp3rrtHs
match. lie said: "A sparrim% match
is one in which two persons attempt
through skill and science. to strike
each ether and to avoid being struck,
but in which there is; no attempt to
intlicl serious injury, and III winch
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

p.dys ::oN which, like old men. one
expects good advice rs a consolation
for being unable To give good exam
Me. Without being cratic it is U!r
Of those plays that call for a moral.
rho moral of this play may be sale
Ia be Dare all except dlshonor." 1t
is full of lessons for those who wish
TO learn. 1t shows us that money
lost is little lost. hope lost is much
lost but that honor lost il all lost.
As 4 piece of dramatic drGughtsman-
snip it is said to be a masterpiece,
strong. tense. oven elemental in tie
Dig way in which the bigger emotions
81 humanity are dalt with.
Mr. Fra2cCs production Of "Finr
Feathers" comes direct from its sea-
sen Of success divided between tn"
Aston thraicr. New York; and the
COrt th,atrr. Chicago.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22
Boards once the rage

II is bad enough to live in this day
and age OF the downy upper lip, good
ness knows! but just think of what
the ancientes must have suffered
when it was against the law to con-
suit barber or use razor, safety
or otherwise. Those were thedays
OF the hairy chins. and when man
stayed out too late at the club his
wife had most excellent instrumeh;
of punishment in his own beard. She
just braced her foot against the wall
grabbed the flowing facial adorn-
ment and pull.
The ancient BabylonianS display
ed their superior intelligence by re-
fusing to wear boards, but the Assy-
rians let them grow wild. The Jews
all wore boards, as they were forbid.
den to mar them. The Tartars wag-
ed a long war with the Pcrsians, de-
claring them infidels, because they
would not cut their boards. after the
custom of the Tartars. Which proves
that the Tartars were brainy tribe.
The Greeks wore their boards un-
til the time of Alexander, put that
great general, probably remembering
an encounter with his wife, ordered
the MacGdOnians to be shaved lest
their boards should give handle to-
their enemies. Boards were worn by
the Romans in 800 B. c. The En-.
peror Julian wrote Il diatrlbe, entitl-
ed "Misopogon, against the wear
ing of the chin appcndagc in %62 i,
S.
In England they were not fashion
able after the Conquest (l066l until
the thirteenth century, and were dis
continued at the Restoration. Peter
the Great cnjoined the Russians cv-
en- those of rank, to shave. But So
fond were they Of their long, flow.
ing boards that they refused so Peter
sent out his soldiers with shaving
mugs and razors to destroy every
beard they could find.
Since 1851 the habit of wearing
a beard has increased in Great Brit
ain, And as King George wears n
rather modest one, It is all the style
to let en- grow. Before 1870 shaw
ing was almost universal in the Unit
ed States.
Hen lave not always been the Oh
tenders. A bearded women was taxi
en- by the Russians at the battle OF
Pultowa.. She was such curiosity
that size was given to Gear Peter |.
Her beard measured one and one half
NIaximillian l., Emperor OF Germany
and Governor of the netherlands,
1907 to 1880, had very long, stift
beard. In Bavaria at the time OF
Wolrius there lived woman with
a great long beard. Mile. Bots dc
Chcnc, born at Geneva, 1t was said,
in 1894. was exhibited III London
when she was is years old. She
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22
THE MARINE BAND
Its Music has a Curious and Haunt
inp Anneal on Its Hearers.


The members OF the United States
senate in Washington from western
states were returning recently from
one of the concerts of the United
States marine band in front OF the
capitol. do you know" said one
of them to his friend, hearing the
marine band play reminds me OF
what the French poet, Beranger.
said about poetry" How" Queried
the other. Let me write the songs
OF Il nation, and | do not care who
writes its laws" the senator quoted.
brlirrv that if could have that
band on one of my campaigns and
inst let it play for my constituents.
IL wouldn't make Il bit of difference
what fellow on the other side made
the speeches. would win hands
down"
The music of the United States
marine band has a curious and
haunting appeal. 1t grasps your
soul with irresistible force. Othe"
military bands make good music
which rntcrtatnS the nearer. but
when the marine band plays the
blood tinglcs in your veins, and for
the moment you are transformed.
There is no other band anywhere.
certainly not in the United States
that can come anywhere near doing
what "The Presidents own, accom-
plishcS. There are three factors
that contribute to this degree Of per-
fcction.-an Incompatible leader In
the person of Lieutenant William II.
Santclmann; company of must
clans selected from the best in the
country, each one of whom is an ar
list, and constant rehearsing.
Thus are achieved the results
which the people of the northern
and eastern states OF the Union ar"
to enjoy hits fall. At the rcQeust OF
eleven members of the United States
Senate, President Wilson has given
Americas gcratest military band
pcrsion to so on Il seven weeks tour
OF the country east OF the MissiSs'
ippi and north of the Ohio. Since
it became known that the band was
to 70 on this tour, hundreds Of re-
uucstS have come to the leader from
cities anxious to have the band. But
there is a limit to even the POSSIBLE
tiles of so energetic man as Mr..
Santclmann and the gentleman VINO
manages the tour, Mr.. w. l.. Rad
cliffc. Just so much can be don"
in a given time, and no more. Some
body had to be disappointed. All
the more will the people Of Fairmont
be glad to learn that they are to be
among the favored ones. for the mn
rinc band will come here on Nov.
S to give two concerts. matinee aud
night, at the Grand.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22
PIRATES MAY
CHANGE CAMP
TRAINING QUARTERS At HOT
SPRINGS LIKELY TO RE
PASSED UP.
GROUNDS AT THAT POINT RE.
PORTED TO BE IN BAD
SHAPE.

PIIISBU RGH, Oct. lIOt
Springs, which for many years has
been the training point for the Pitts
burgh baseball club. may not be hon
orcd by the presence OF the Pirates
when they make their annual pill
grimagc into the sunny south newt
March. 1t is rumorcd that Whiting
ton park, The ball ground upon which
Fred Clarke ana lis llcdglinEs have
been wont to timber up their joints
preparatory for the big race, has
hccn put practically out oil commits
sion during the summer. ii their re-
port is correct, it is pretty certain
that the team will indulge in its
spring training at some other re-
sort.
During the devastating floods That
swept the country early thi, year,
Hot Springs did not escape. y cloud
burst at the Arkansas spa created
havoc In Wilmington park, changing
the course Of the creek that cuts
across portion of the playground
that Is held by President Barney
Drcyflss. under lease. Colonel
ErcyfusS this year expended $1,000
in repairing the park and covering
the creek with concrete. Since the
players were on their training trip,
however, other storms and floods are
said to have badly damaged the w0rl;
already done.
President Drcyluss is not the man
who objects to spending money when
he thinks he can get the desired re-
suits, and were he pretty confident
the players would reach their tTIIc
fern moro readily In Halifax or
I[ongkCng il is not improbable he
would send them there. He does not.
however. believe in training ball
clubs in the tropics, owing to the
tendency of TIE men 10 contract ma
Iaria and other ailments common in
hot climates. II is understood that
in case of Il change in arrangements
L.. II XII al In
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

ROSE, John. c. Fishers marry musiE
Gale. You have heard some Of tile
witehery Of its music. Well 1t will
be here Tuesday next at the Grand
for a brief visit. Compared with the
languid and somewhat auaemic APP
peal Of the viennese operattas, this
dashlng English music seems red
bloodcd indeed. 1t straightens the
spine and sets the feet tapping, 50
mach so that you will find it hard to
get enough Of It. In the matter o:
costumes and stage setting the pro-
duction is sumptuous.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22
3rd Street
HOME
On Easy Terms,

This home is. just back of the
Normal School on the South Side,
in the best resident section of the
city, corner Third street and Gas.
ton avenue.
House is a modern, IL rooms,
finished basement, with gas, cleo
trio light and all modern con.
veniences. Corner lot, 40 feet
front.
This is a home built by the
present owner for a home, but
having moved to the west, | ami
now offering the home for sale,
1 will be in the city a short time
and if you want to get a good To-
cation at a bargain, call on
F. A. HICKMAN,
Care c. S. Riggs, Third Street,
Or Call Consol. Phone 492.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

\ process of Welding copper with
the oxyacctylcne flame has been de-
vrloprd by German inventor. H"
las found It necessary to use larger
torches than for iron welding, but II
general the process is similar, except
mat her mploys Il liquid welding
paste and II special copper welding
wire. The paste prevents the forma
non of oxide. The process has been
used for welding copper plates up to
an incl in thickness. The process
is being used in the principal copper
works in Germany with great sue,
cnSu
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22
YOUR MONEY BACK

What a pleasure ii is to do
business with merchants who
deal the modern way
Nn Ifs. andS, or butts" Ev-
crything open and above hoard.
No pitfalls FOR the unwary.
Did you ever stop to think
what part advertising has
played in bringing about this
state OF things?
Advertising is daylight mcr-
chandlstng. 1t is open and
above board selling.
The most trustworthy mcr-
chants are those who advertise.
They start out by frankly
telling the public what they
have to sell.
They keep faith,
1t is to your profit TO pat
rDnizc the merchants who ad-
ycrtise in live daily ncwspa-
pers like The West Virgtntan.
They tell what they have I"
oGcr in the way of goods Or
service.
You can weigh the words Hl
the advertisers at your leisure.
You can compare their
claims.
You can go where it best
suits your pleasure.
You buy to the best advan'
tagc when you get your mon
cy's worth.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22
NOTICE STOCKHOLDERS FAIR.
MONT FAIR ASSOCIATION.

An adjourned meeting Of the
stockholders of the Fa'rmont Fair
Association will be held al the Office
Of Me association, in the Fairmont
Trust Co. Building, Saturday, Oct.
25th. 1913, at o'clock p. nj.
j. a. CLARK, President.
J. S. SCOTT, Secretary.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22
had a proruse head of hair and strong
black beard.
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I(!||Fi.'H..'EIHBI.EI.I.I|,l.iE21I!.!!!.I.!|!a:

"That boy is trying TO shake tho
coin you gave him out OF his toy
Lank!" exclaimed the solicitouS aunt.
Yes" replied the patient father,
its Il great idea. By putting pen
ny in his bank and letting him rat.
tic it ont we can keep him out of mis-
chief by the hour. Washington
Star
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

The Girls from Reno" snappy
buIlr,quc show with plenty Of pref
Iy girls and funny comedians, will
hr the attraction At the Grand to-
night.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

YOU hear is the call of the loon"
rs that so?" queried uncle. We'll,
there 1t goes again, and here comes
the locomotive that's making It,"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

the incentive to win is not through
a knockout but through skill in
boxing"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

81 suppose you want me to vote
exactly as you tell me to-" said tho
indignant constituent, without fig"
uTing the question out on my own
account"
Well" replied Senator Sorghum.
that is what ! have had to do n
whole lot of times. Exchange.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

You say Bliggins is financicr?"
Yes" replied Mr. Growchcr. "a
man who can stand around and
thcorizc on finance as much as lie
does must have made money enough
to live without working. Washing
ton Star.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

The Red Rose.
You have heard of The Red
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22
Reduction Sale

Beginning Oct 90 and lasting un-
til Nov. /, we will make a reduction
of 80 is per cent on all our lary''
and we'll assorted line Of RubO.r
goods, Fancy box stationary and lin.
men paper in l ID. Boxes
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

I'VE boy scouts. uncle, are trained
in woodcrart. Now that shrill noise
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

My doctors arc not agreed about
ny case"
What's the Disagreement"
Or. Trepan wants to charge me-
400 and DR.. Wombat thinks 1t
ught to be about $3.50"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

The pitcher with the fragile fin.
The wing they used to guard,
Puts IN the winter working In
4 marble yard.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

Chicago Man Tin Boston transact
ing business j hate to stop before
we've finished, but how about some
lunch?
Boston Man--vcry we'll; know
Quick-lunch place nearby where
we can he served and otlt again in.
side Of 20 minutes.
Chicago Man-Uo you call that Il
quick lunch? Why, out our way
anything over 10 minutes we call 4
dinner. Boston Transcript.
~ am tired" declared WOmanhood
in effect, "of being a better half by
COURTESY and a submerged tenth in
point of fact. Life.
~ don't think woman ought To
for Office, even if she votes, y
il marked the serious citizen.
No" replied MIR. Mcekton. I'm
r,itics a real boss never thinks OF
holding office himself" Washing
'Cn Star.
Tho doctor doesn't like my 5ymp.
toms"
/ Then why don't you have some
ymrtoms that will please him,
"racr? He is rich and very hand.
some"
Did you enjoy the view from the
lialtcrhorn?"
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-10-22

Did you enjoy the view from the
NialtcrhOrn?"
How could enjoy it when my
" ifc had left the guide book at the
,iGtrl?"