davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20
IrapaSh dim
"The Liver Pills act
So Naturally and
Easily"

Such a statement, coming iron
the cashier of bank, shows what
confidence responsible people have
in these pills. Mr.. Il. l.. Wilson
aitcr trying them wrote:
II have used nr. Mile Nerve
and Liver Pills and a!zn yHrr
An'i-Pain Pills. ON mysaf with
good results. The Liver Pills
act so naturally and 50 easily
that | scarcely know that |
have taken a pill. Frequently
being troubled with headache l
take an Anti-Pain rill and get
immediate golief IN every case
y. l.. Wilson, Sparta, I'll.
Mr. Wilson WAS FOR a number
OF years cashier OF the Frat
National Bank of Sparta.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20
Beats Dancing.

Fan-Why don't you dance moree
Tan-Well, I've had five proposals
already this season while sitting out
dances in the conseryatory.-Judg
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20
sIIaht kilsundrrstandina

Il see they nave liked the Panama
RACES"
1T doesn't affect he. | bought my
nat last summer"
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20
As II She Could

Hub-Oh. quit your everlasting wof-
rying
Wife-I1l worry II I want to-
Hub-Well. then, stop worrying out
loud
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20

''Why don't YOU - to dentist?"
what for?"
ass tie oniy wy see y tahi;.S
four ncrTe.''
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20
The Reason.

THAT young couple arc not in par
ticularly good cdor with the rich set.
are theyr"
How could they DC in good odor
when theirs Ia a centless marriage?"
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20
His Experience,

pain"
How so?"
Isn't he always having felons on
his hands?"
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20
Embonpoint.

What's become of that stunning
OF her figure? Has she gone away?"
NO. She's still here, but her fig
ure's gone"
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20
Indigestion

Storach trouble t. but n symptom Of and noe
IN itself true disease. We think oi Dyspepsia
EcarthIun. and Indis, sti0n a. real Diseases, yst
they are symptoms only OF certain specific
Nerve ST. EGess-nCtEing else.
Ii was this fact that first CORRECTLY lei Dr. Shoop
IN the creation OF that HOW very popular stomach
Rem"!y-br. ShoOps Restorative Going dirso4
g. the stomach nerves. alone brought tina, success
and favor 10 Or. ShOop and his Restorative With
out that original and highly vital pr,aciple ne
such L. sting accomplishments were ever 70 BE- had
For stomach distress boating. hiiIousness. bad
breath aud slllow coInrlrxion try pr Shoop's
Etstorativ,s Tablets or Liguid-and see for Your.
SET What il can and viii do. We sell and cheer.
fully recommend
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1913-03-20
A Nightmare.

Il had a terrible dream last night"
What was it,"
Il dreamed that was the father Of
a girl who was dancing bare-legged In
a musical show for SIPS week"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01

MISUNDERSTANDING
SYSTEM AUDIT AND ACCOUNTING
Co. w. G, Scott 900 Kesrns bldg,
Wasatch 4217 r30
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01

KEEPING POSTED REGARDING THE
want opportunities means that workers
who are capao ole and willing and employ
era who assure fair treatment for their
workers. are both In touch With chances
that are we'll worth while.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01

sTDCHNICAL MINING ENGINEER OF
three years experience desires position,
preferably surveying or assaying. Ad-
dress L-2, Tribune. o33o0
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01

LEARN TIE AUTO GARAGE BUSl.
ness "a Postoffice Place. o21s
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01

PERSONAL ATTENTION AND THOR
oughness characterize Utah Business
College training. Day and night, Begin
now. Boston building sl53f
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
SECRET SERVICE.

INTERMOUNTAIN SECRET SERVICE
401 Boston bldg. experienced male and
female operators; gathering evidence our
speciality. Wasatch 2475 r2s
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
FOR SALE-FARM LANDS
Farms and Acrea.pe


"MOSlDA- BY Y-THE-L-AKE'' IRRIGATED
land at 500 per acre on zen year1 time
- genuine farm land opportunity. II
you are az all serious about owning a
farm, lt Is an offer you cannot afford
TO pass. Land OF such high quality and
hne location is easily worth $500 per
acre ana over. It's only through a spe-
clal quick sales agreement that VIC are
ablc 20 sell this land at the low price
asked !! YOU expect 10 get IN on this
offering you'll have 20 act al once, Drop
us card or wire today for detailed
Information. National Savings & Trus.
Co., top floor Walker Bank building, Salt
Lake City. Utah. o3eSs
THE FARM SNAr YOU'VE WAITED
FOR
so acres OF the choicest land. Lo-
Gated in the famous Park Valley. FIJI
teeu-foot wells strike a fine flow OF wa
ter. Soil is extra rich. Location The
best. so per acre is the price IL taken
al once. Terms II desired. Pacific Land
& Water Co, 1909 Walker Bank Bldg.
Salt Lake City. Utah. o2321
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
AND TAxIDERMIsT

7,,;72ISc ~; 70 yTfITNC N THE FUR AND
taxiderrnist line made as you want H.
r stencil Fur Co. 81 e. Broadway
e3 years In Salt Lake noxe
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
FURNITURE REPAIRING

n. WILLIAMS 81 SON. l66 n. ST. WAS
i5is.W, Upholstering. chairs recansJ
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01

BY OWNER. 24s ACRES GOOD FARM
land. first class water right: blocks
north from Midvale schoolhouse. John
A. Anderson. Midvale. Utah. o32ii
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01

FINE FARM IN UTAH COUNTY. Is7
ACRES: HORSES. ETC. WILL TAKE
PART FIRST PAYMENT: BALANCE
EASY TERMS THOMAS ALSTON.
OWNER, 40 SOUTH MAIN ST.
o2szs
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
Wanted-Sa Statesmen
Wanted Situation-Male

MAN WITH FIVE YEARS EXPERI- |
oncn as collector wants position. knows
city thoroughly; can be we'll recommend
ed. and give bond iC necessary. Address
.lS-51, Tribune. o3205
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
ATTORNEYS
CHINA DECORATING


MISS BERTHA WAGENERS STUDIO.
"a East Third South. China suita bie
for gifts and prizes Clsss and private
LESSONS, cSas
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
Hotels and Rooming Houses

SPECIAL. SPECIAL.
ls-room house. mod, we'll furn.. low
rent income about $ieo. $500. Terms
lo-room, well furn.. at your own price.
rooms. west eide. must be sold TINS
week; well furn.
Ross c. Davis. ii3 SO. Main. o3S1S
s5-RooM HOTEL IN HEART OF CITY
at q sacrifice. must be sold; easy
terms. Call or address 316 Judge BIdg;
o2ssS
S-ROOM HOUSE. FURNISHED. CLOSE
IN; bargain. zig West Isl South.
o23Sl
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
Housekeeping Rooms

A FINE FRONT 8-RooM APT, WE'LL
furnished. 65 East First North st.
oSt4S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE
Improved and Unimproved

If YOU HAVE a BARGAIN We CAN
sell IL. IL you want bargain IN ReaI
Estate We have IL.
j. L. DENHAM CO.
". i133-J. 7s w Ind So. ST.
oill2
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
For Sale-Pianos

sTEINwAY GRAND PIANO, STYLE A. j..
sl15o, for sale at a bargain. Owner
leaving town: must sell at once In
quire 8. c. B. 124 srd ave Was. @21s-W.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
PRINTING
PRIVATE HONG.

,,;;; ,7co : oNs - MERE coNFSoES al.
confinement scclusion, legaS eoHs'
Mrs. II. Phillips. llth T. be, -
i3tb SO. Sugar Sta. Hslrl "V.sN
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
SAFES REPAIRED
EYE. EAR, NOSE AND THROAT

DIR. ARTHUR BURROWS. oCULlsT
and aurist; spectacles accurately htsees
difficult CAGES solicited. ES9os
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01

aTHE NEWSPAPER, WITH ITS WANT
i Columns. has become tho great bond or
Z co operative interest between the en-
ployer and the employee. Both use the
WANT Ads-both find them economical
Ybusinesslike and resultful-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
For Sale-Motorcycles

KARI WINTER. EXPERT AUTO RE
pairing; work guaranteed. soo South
State Wasatch PIP. o31sT
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-01
HAIRDRESsING
PICTURES AND WALLPAPER

CALL WASATCH 1886 FOR AUTY
work: done at vonr home olI1
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23

chronIe,.-Ncw. suc . mouth.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
PARLIAMENTARY

II Nh. getting late. ana stili tn.
venerable cS-rnited States Senator
fingered In tho parlor with ~"
young people. Evidently something
hal tn be- done. II hope. papa. !"
said his daughter. gently hut rc>o-
luicly. that YOU viii not he Offend
rd II | now move close call Of the
house. during which all persons no,
to u vote. In the proceed
inks will plrass retire. while Charlie
and ! discuss u question Of personal
privilege"
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
CAN'T TAKE THE PICTURE
AT ALL SERIOUSLY

The picture OF y man holding a
large fish dos.S not necessarily prove
that he IN telling the truth. Photo
sraphcrs nowadays are too expert In
grating the picture Of fish taken
at close range onto The rnd of a line
held by man whose picture was
taken ut u considerable distance.
ChIQnlc:a. Saua hac n mnnsL
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
10 REWRITE !. AND R.
RESOLUTION IN ILLINOIS

Springfield. H.. May ::.-Thc
Initiative aud referendum resolution
which recently failed of psssaIc In
the lower house. In To bc rewritten
and given another chance before the
legislature next Thursday. Cover
nor Dunno. after n conference with
Representatives Of the Democratic.
Republican nn,i Progressive wings Is
believed to bc ready tn accept the
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
spssas Drsss p.ssss.

b ths.days u kinG Charles II. nsvs
tUvssed sloviy II Easiand and b.
fore the peopls oS Cornwall knew
sbout The terrible pASus In London
thsrs came To Bodmin iiinsrani trad.
srs With pack mules laden With SILK
and satin' gowns. sseh robss. piumed
hats and s0Dsosivs isces. Which were
offered for sale u ridiculous prices.
The cnuntryatde esohed IN purchase.
I'D tho merchants. havioS disposed Of
ali their stock, departed. Thea within
. day or two ths Ds1eAassss were ai.
tackled BY . strange sickness. and died
by seorss- TIE sspdy clothes had
besa stripped nom tho bodies Of
those vho bad died Of plague In Lou.
6oa.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
Men Who success.

The men whom ! havc seen succeed
brat In life have always been cheer.
ful and hopeful men. who went about
their business with . smile on their
faces. and took tho changes and
chances Of this life like men. facing
rossh and smooth alike ~ Il came
Charles kingsley.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
4AooSeI1AhL0.

The Duke do Roquelaure was told
that two ladies Of the court had ..
quarrel and had cast all kinds Of In.
vectives at each other. Did they call
each other homely?" asked the duke.
mo. my lord!" "All right: then
Will $50 that they become reconciled.'
Life.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
rasht...s BY as.....,. s.,,.

Tho Nash OF . ten.ton meteor. its
tall esa0ingiy hundreds Of yards long.
lighted up TIE AIlcGhaay Valley for
shree miles. the other day. jsst above
l1ttsbasKh. ~ Il fell. Residents Of
nearby hamleta ran from their homes
IN fright. Tho naxt day the mass Of
substance was smoking hot and incau.
1eeceat in places.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
kiN0ly lm

Al % The kingiy Me 10 Q lifs in
qssse os big thinss. Evssyoae 10 paia.
fsliy familiar with the ts@ptatioa To
fFsssss away life In interesss that ars
snal1 and mean. There are those
vho sesod their stseaGth IN seeking
onssy. TIE ooecsatssted purpose Of
thser days 10 quest for gold. Thay
ass ssaloos for artificial Gems and
they nias the eoodly peasis.-J. II.
Lovett. DID.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
ECONOMY

Hub-"Havc you done what I ask
Wifc-"Ycs. Aiear. I spoke
to the grocer and he's promised not
to send in his bill till next month.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
as.sa vss...,. osssss.s res.se..

oSsea vIetssis 0sessesd Tebeeoe.
Tho number Of smoking rooms nov
distributed over Windsor castle
would considerably sssoaish Queen
Victoria could she but So them. Hes
late majesty could neser bring herself
10 do morn than toiesat~ the weed In
any form. and the smoking room vas
always reia9ated TO . vesy distant
Dast Of her various rssidsncss- Nor
vsrs ths Gussis permitted to solace
eAsnoslves With . quiet smoks II
tAaiF own Apartmaats. ~ on their ar.
Fiva1 hey were specially warned Dos
% % %.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
AN ExcELIENr COUGH REnrpY

The soothing and healing proper
iieS of chambcriains' Cough Rene
dy make II especially valuable for
coughs and colds. II IL pleasant and
safc to take and contains no narcotic
For sale by all dealers.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23

two amendments sought To lie added
to the petition when II was debated
In the house. Representative Medili
Mccormick. Progressive. II II under
stood. In To rcwriir tho resolution.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
PEEVIsH.

81 had to nim my dog this morn
inE. Was he mad-' We'll. he
didn't srcm any too well pleased
Cincinnati tsuQuircr.
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23

Printing of every description neat.
~ aud quickly executed at tho
Chroniclc-N News job rooms. Samples
and quotations on request. Use tue
telephone. Trinidad 40. u
The chronicle=news., 1913-05-23
AlAa. YAl

"Oh. Mr.. Titewadd. do you know.
I psssed by = candy store yesterday.
and actually didn't go In" How un
like you-I thought you said once you
invariably turned in?' "Why. don't
you remember? You were with
ma"
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15

Although less than two years have
passed since the ballot was given the
women of California, they point to
the following laws as having resulted
directly through woman's influence,
backed by her vote: IA pension
to public school teachers. 2.-The red
light injunction and abatement law.
3.-The raising of the age of consent.
4.-Joint guardianship of children.
Bill requiring father to support q
child born out of wedlock. 6.-Bill
for state training school for delin-
guent girls.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15
STOP MY PAPER.

Some over-sensitive or narrow.
minded person, evidently, has notified
the Prescott Journal-Miner to "stoF
my paper" and the incident-whicf
is not an uncommon experience with
newspaper publishers-has prompted
the editor to make the following very
sensible editorial comment:
Every man has a right to take q
paper, or stop it for any reason or foI
no reason at all. But at the same
time there is a certain responsibility
attached to all actions, even so trivial
as stopping a paper because the edi-
tor says something one doesn't agree
with. There is complaint that edi.
tors lack fearlessness and honesty
that newspapers are too generally
mere partisan organs that disregard
the claims of truth and justice when
political interests are at stake. There
is too much truth in the charged But
let us ask how it is possible for a
fearless, honest, outspoken journal to
live If every man is to cry out stop
my paper" whenever he reads some
thing that does not accord with his
views? The men that insist that the
paper they read shall never say any
thing contrary to their views are the
ones who are, in a large measure, re-
sponsible for the craven cowardliness
and the weather cock propensities of
modern journalism. In communi-
ty composed entirely of those stop
my paper people, true independent
journalism would be an impossibility
When you are convinced that a
paper is dishonest and deceitful, stop
it. When convinced that it is un-
clean, stop it, When it lacks enter
prise and fails to give you news, stop
1t. But don't stop paper that you
believe to be honest, enterprising,
clean and courageous, simply because
the editor has written his own sin
cere views instead of yours or some
other PERSONS; for if you do, you
are putting a premium on insincere
journalism and serving notice on an
editor that the way to succeed is to
write what he thinks will please his
readers instead of what he thinks is
honestly the truth.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15
A BLIND PHYSICIAN.

The story Of DR.. Bolotin, recently
appointed attending physician at the
Dunning tuberculosis hospital by
the Illinois state authorities, reads
like romance. Many men, possess
ed of all their senses, have reason to
feel apologetic when they realize how
much more this unusual man has ac-
complished than they, although he is
perfectly blind.
AT the age of Ia years, Jacob W.
Bolotin, who is now TIE successful
physician, was graduated from the
Illinois state hospital for the blind.
with all the world before him in which
to achieve success, or to relapse, as
many similarly afflicted before him
have done, into helpless drag on
society at large. But seeing no rea-
son why he should not win for him.
self name andp place of honor
though handicapped seriously, young
Bolotin started out as travelling sales
man for a typewriting concern. He
had much difficulty in convincing
this firm of his ability but shortly
made good. He learned the entire
mechanism of the typewriter which he
sold and taught himself the touch
system by which he demonstrated the
efficiency of the machine Occasion
ally his customers would say: Il will
buy machine from you to help you
because you are blind" This invar
iably angered him and caused him to
remark that he would sell no machine
unless it was purchased strictly on
its merits.
After successfully demonstrating
his ability as salesman and saving
sufficient money, Bolotin entered the
Chicago college of medicine and
surgery where he took full course,
graduating with high honors. After
graduation he found many afraid to
risk his ability as surgeon and ply
sician because of his blindness. To
such he would say: ''Try me. If +
do not succeed, | wish no reward"
BY and by his ability brought him
patients by the hundreds. At prss-
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15

Canon City is enjoying the luxury
of special assessment to pay off d
$1O,4S0 judgment and costs resulting
from a fall of little girl from a
merry-go-round in the city park. The
girl sustained broken arm and am
putation followed near the shoulder
Pretty costly pleasure, the city pro
viding the merry -go-round. 1t be-
hooves every city to be exceedingly
careful. Defective sidewalks often
prove expensive. In fact, cities are
called upon to provide every safe
guard against accident and we trust
Durango officers are alert to this
part of their duty.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15
CIVIC FEDERATIONS
MEETING CLOSES

NEW YORK, Dec 12.-The closing
sessions of the fourteenth annual
meeting of the National Civic Fed
Grafton today developed intensely in
teresting discussions of the proper
regulation of industrial corporations.
President Seth Low, of the feder-
alton, former mayor of New York,
presented report containing recon-
mendations to be Incorporated into
any bill introduced in congress to
supplement or substitute for the
Sherman antitrust law. Some of
the questions discussed on the SUBJ
ject were:
Shall the size of industrial corpor-
ations be limited? Granted that de-
structive competition is uneconomic
from the standpoint of the public how
can competition be so regulated as
as to prevent it reaching this point?
Should manufacturer be permitted
to fix the price at which retailer
may sell to the consumer? Is the
price-cutting of department stores
and other mercantile establishments
a benefit or an injury to the public?
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15

Times must be rocky in Denver.
We have been flooded during the fall
and winter with a proposition to take
stock in Porto Rican grape fruit
plantation. We answered that if it
was such a good thing the promoters
were d. fools to permit any out
slider to get any of the stock. Now
comes proposition to take stock in
a mail order department store in Den
yer, the promoters quoting the sue
cess of the Sears-Roebuck concern.
No ooubt suckers will be ropea IN.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15

ent. as attending physician of the
tuberculosis hospital of Illinois, he
is the expert who passes upon the
condition of the human lungs. He
can give the temperature of pat
met perfectly by feeling of the chin.
He can also give the pulse without a
watch. He diagnoses a tuberculosis
patient by the touch system applied
to the chest. In addition to his work
as physician, he is official lecturer
on his speciality bafore the students
of two regular medical colleges. DR..
Bolotin's career has but just begun,
for he is now but 25 years of age.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15

More commercial failures took place
in October in the United States than
any year since 1895, the last year Of
Democratic national control and Grov-
er Clevelandism. This is not mere as
sertion, but real fact, according to
the commercial agencies. Don't men
tion the fact, however, to paid Demo
cratic sheets-sheets depending on
federal land office patronage. And
for goodness sake don't mention the
new tariff to such sheets. 1t hurts
their feelings because the dare not
admit or they would lose the national
backing of the president. Every rail
road corporation reports decreased
net earning with increased operating
expenses; strikes are prevalent; ana
we are under state and national Dem
ocracy.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15


The board of public welfare in
Kansas City has declared that the
following new dances will not be
permitted in that town: The Castle
Walk, and other "walks" in which
there is contact between the dancers
knees; the "Hammerlock' hold; the
Boston Dip" and all other dips" in
dances. Anything but the straight
arm hold is prohibited. Isn't it odd
that society people will be so inde-
cent in public dancing that the board
of public welfare is compelled to in
terfere? One would think that moth
ers would protest long before it be-
came necessary for the board of pub
lie welfare to take action.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15

Near Princeton, Butte county, Cal.
is an illustration of what may be ac-
complished by the use of electricity
as motive power in irrigation. Tn
pump which is used for this purpose
is driven by a motor which utilizes
the current generated Is miles dis
tance by the Pacific Gas and Elec-
trio company. 1t will deliver suffi-
cient water to irrigate 1900 acres of
beans, barley and wheat. The ex-
pense of installing this irrigating
plant was but SIS per acre and it
can be operated at the minimum price
of S1.25 per acre annually, including
labor.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15

We are beginning to fear for An
drew CARNEGIE being forced to take
up collection to keep the wolf from
the door. A Boston newspaper says
Mr.. Carnegie has given away all of
his fortune with the exception of
$15,000,00O which he has reserved for
his own personal use after providing
literally for Mrs. and Miss Carnegie
Maybe by foregoing eggs in winter and
Strawberries in early spring he may
be able to pull through on d million
a year income
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-12-15

Joseph Raab, of Chicago, is a small
man and married big woman. As
a rule in such cases the little hus-
band is lion and his big wife rab-
bitt. Not so with the Raabs; the
other day Mrs. Raab showered her
husband with plates, cups and sauc-
ers. Her aim was perfect and when
she was through with him he looked
like map of the United States. A
day or two later she knocked him
down and held him while she did
fancy carpenter work on him with
saws, hammers, chisels and other
tools. The Raabs will be divorced,
and should Raab marry again he will
choose a woman of his own size.