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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-02-27
Very Likely.

very Likely.
Reginald Vanderbilt has rented q
$1,000 fiat In New York"
whats the matter with Reginald?
Does he also find it too expensive to
buy coal and hire a man to run the
eurnace7"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-02-27
A Matter Of Taste.

A man went into a restaurant re.
Gently and ordered his luncheon. When
the waiter brought it to him he asked:
Waiter, Is this a pork clop or a
mutton chop?"
Cant you tell by the taste?" asked
the waiter.
mo, l can't" answered the man.
eating the chop.
We'll. then" said the waiter, what
difference does it make which it ts."-
Sunday Magazine.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-02-27
How hs Got Out Of II.

TOW TO 60S V0I OF IL
The city editor glanced over the
new reporters manuscript.
Don't you know. young fellow" he
said. that not eve q defeated pugi-
list can lie prone on his back.'?"
"This n could" said the new re-
porter. Ellis head had been-er-
turned by i%njudicious praise"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-02-27
Qxaneptic Qaya.

Some people eat to please themselves.
Some eat to please their proctors;
But, If we tell the honest truth,
More eat to please the doctors.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-02-27
Knew Some stems,

Knew Some Steps.
He cannot dance the two-step,
But do not think him dumb,
Just ask him some plain question.
You'll see him side-step some.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-02-27

Johnny. won't you help me get
out?"
"Ain't youse de cheap skate wot
calls On sis? Well. cough up . quarter
Il you want yer life saved"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-02-27
Il Wa Not.

"Wombat, what year did Damon
and Pythias rum"
"Lemme see. I think they headed
q ticket about $780,"
And who ran against 'em?"
"Lemme 70. Wasn't 1t Castor ana
Pollux?"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-02-27
Happv Girl.

The winter girl 10 happy, noW,
That's her who gently purrs;
The winter winds ave bruised the sns0
OF camphor from her furD.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
tRubert NJ. Mclvade.D

Washington, Oct. 1G.-~That the want
Of skilled seamen was largely aresponsi-
bic for the awful loss of human lives In
the VolturnO disaster, is the unanimous
opinion Of all men in naval and other
walks Of life who have .a. experience in
ocean travel. That opinion is voiced by
Mr.. Andred Furuscth, President OF The
international ScaInen'S union of America,
who has been vainly seeking to induce
Congress for the past 70 years to pass q
law which viii coinpei snip owners to
ship Il sufficient number of skilled sea-
men on ocean ana lake steamships and
other vessels to care properly in any and
all emergencies for the safety Of pas-
sengcrs and crew.
The Senators who are really reSpon-
siblc for the terrible delay in enacting
such badly needed national legislation
should be held to a public accounting;
but, whether or not such accounting is
demanded from them, u.cre Is every rea-
son to know that. as heretofore, they
will be ready with abundant excuses and
explanations creative of further delay I'M
til this latest catastrophe is forgotten.
Senator Robert LaFollctte, Of Wisconsin,
has induced the Senate to take up on
Thursday the Seaman S DerVltnde BIZ
and it is his intention to press 1t to final
passage, although the Western Senator
who stands in the way may block his
efforts, through some hocus-pocus. Anoth-
en- week will tell the story of whether or
not the Western man controls his coll
leagues in his grave matter.
President F'uruseth says: 1.-THE VolturnO
disaster Is but a repetition Of the IL
tanic catastrophe on a smaller scale. IN
both instances The loss Of life was made
greater by the Acknowledgement OF the
lifeboats by unskilled crews. During the
past twenty years hundreds of human
lives have been lost because OF the lack
Of skilled sealnen on ocean liners-and
yet Congress has done nothing to REM
edy this state Of affairs.
'This is clearly indicated by the fact
that while four or more OF the Noltul-
nos boats We're dashed against the side
Of the ship, after they had been I'LL ii
with passengers and lowered, the Car
menia, which was standing by to render
assistance, lowered a boa and after
wards raised it again without a mishap.
The reports of the disaster STATE that a
high wind was blowing, and that there
was q rough sea; but this cannot be held
responsible for the wrecking of the burn
ships lifeboats. Had ley been man
ned by skilled seamen, they would have
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17

pOsedly the Heights hill, now used as a
Summer resort.
Another story has it that upon q threa-
tened attack on Fort Crawford two sold
iers were sent off in a canoe to bury q
quantity Of gold, and that while out in
the Mississippi the canoe capsized and
the gold went to the bottom. A third tale
is tina a sack Of gold was buried near
Fort Crawford during an attack by In
dams.
In coming to McGregor with his gold
magnet, Mr.. Graham first carried it
around the hills, but finding that it con-
stantly pointed east. he walked oyer the
pontoon bridge to Prairie du Chen. Then
the needle veered from east to south. He
followed the direction indicated and was
led to the ruins Of Fort Crawford. Here
the instrument showed that gold was in
the immediate neighborhood. The move
ments, however, were so feeble that he
believes the treasure is not Of great
value. 4E%> -,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
HEARING Held ON
PURITY OF COCOA
Robert NJ. McWade.

Washington, Oct. 16.-Eoting the fact
that physicians and heads of families all
over the country are more or less direct
~ concerned in the purity Of the cocoa
and the chocolate given to invalids and
children as nourishment under certain
conditions, II in response to 4 number
Of requests for a hearing on the subject
OF the proper labelling OF cocoa and chloe
plate by persons who object to the de1ini-
ton Of cocoa laid down in a food inspec-
ito ndecision, the U. S. Board of Food
and Drug Inspection has decided to grant
Il full hearing on this subject in the Bur-
eau Of Chemistry, Washington, d. c., at
10 a. m. Friday. November e. Those who
are unaule to attend may mail their views
in writing to reach the board not later
than the date set for the hearing.
The chief question at issue is whether
cocoa to which sugar has been added
can properly be labeled Sweet Pow
derel Chocolate" 81
Food Inspection Decision 1876, and also
Circular No. 10 of Standards Of Purity
for Food Products define chocolate as
being the solid or plastic mass obtained
by grinding cocoa nibs without the re-
nloval Of fat or other constituents, eX-
cept the germ. Cocoa. and powered CO.
Goa are terms applied to cocoa nibs de-
prjved of Il portion Of its fat and finely
pulverized. The question at issue is
whether the powdered products, contain
ing less cocoa fat than chocolate, ma
be labeled "Chocolatc.'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17

The best place to buy feed OF all
kinds is at Wills Seed Store.-Ady
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
A CALENDAR OF
SOCIAL SUNDAYS
Robert NJ, MCWadc,

Washington, Oct. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
IN both official and society circles are
taking kindly to the idea Of a calendar
of social Sundays just completed by q
committee Of the National Association for
the Study and Prevention OF tuberculosis
which contains sixteen Sundays OF a ma.
tional character, of which six are for
the furtherance Of social propaganda
This committee canvassed all associa.-
tons interested in special Sundays -:
the observance of their respective move
ments, through the churches; and, as i
result. the following calendar has been
suggested for119l4, including a number &c
stated church and national holidays:
January New Years Sunday: anu.
airy 25--Child Labor Sunday; February
S-Lincoln's Sunday; February 22-Wash.
ington's Sunday; April 12-lIaster Sun
day: April !9-Sabbath Observance Day:
May ~1O-Mother's Sunday: May IT,
Peace Sunday: May "a or 3l--Memorial
Sunday; June 14-Children's Sunday:
June 2S-Independence Day Sunday: Sep
TENDER 6-Labor Sunday; October 25-.
Prison Sunday; November 2~2-Thanksgiv-
ing Sunday; November 90 to December
G-Tuberculosis Day; December 90
Christmas Sunday. '.&.
Only six special Sundays not espec-
tally noted by The calendar are now OBJ
served on any considerable scale through
out the country: Child Labor, Mothers,
Peace, Labor, Prison and tuberculosis
Days. The others are all fixed by Ger
tain religious or national holidays, such
as Washington's Birthday, Memorial Day
Christmas Day or Easter.
1t is stated that the committees report
is to be submitted to the Federal Coun-
Gil of Churches, which represent almost
all OF the Protestant denominations, to
the Roman Catholic Church authorities,
to the Jewish Church authorities, md to
all other church organizations which may
be induced to evince an interest in his
movement, the aim being to secure, so
far as practicable, the cordial ]co-opera-
ton of all churches in movements for
social betterlnent. sssk
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
Praises This Remedy
for Luna Trouble

Many people are led to believe that
Lung Trouble is Il disease which cannot
be conquered. This is wrong. as many
have fully recovered their health. 4
change Of climate has helped some, but
many more AVE been restored to health
by breathing the freshest air, eating we'll
cooked. wholesome food, being temperate
II their habits and adding, the tonic quail
tiles of Eckman's Alternative, Il medicine
for T!lroat and Lung Troubles. ~Inresti-
gate this caSe:-
Bowling Green. Ky, Il. No. 4.
"Gentlcmcn: The spriug of 1908 | had
i severe cough for six months. / tried
Ell the medicine that my doctors recon-
mended to me. but 10 results came for
the better. ] had night sweats. and would
cough and spit until | GOT so weak
could hardly do anything. But ut last.
James Deerine, of Glasgow Junction, in
sisted that ] try your medicine. In one
weeks time there was quite an improve.
mcnt in my condition, and after | had
taken several bottles | felt as we'll as
Ecklnarfs Alternative will relieve any ease
stage"
tAthdavip A. {. BETTERSWORTH.
lAbove abbreviated: more ON reuuest)
EckInan's Alternative has been proven by
many years test TO he most eficacious
Tor severe Throat and Lung Affections,
ErohChitis. bronchial Asthma. Stubborn
Colds and in nrhuildinc the system.
Contains no narcotics. poisons or habit
forming drugs. Ask for booklet telling
Laboratory. Philadelphia. Pa, for evil
dence. Foo sale by all leading druggists
For sale at Breslow's Drug Store.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
TO COMPEL THE EMPLOYMENT
OF ONLY SKILLED SEAMtN ASKED

been kept away from the ships side. If
the Carmania's boat could live in the
waves, there's no reason why those of
the FOlturno could not have done 80 had
they been properly handled
These de8patche shave frequently di-
rected attention to the i~nadcquack Of the
number of skilled seamcn shipped ON the
big ocean greyhounds, and have en-
phasized the need of them by the ter
riblc lessons taught by just such disas"
tiers at sea as that which at this time
is causing widespread horror all over
the civilized world. Many letters have
been received at the Washington Bureau
Of this new5pape pointing out the indis-
putablc fact that 1t is the duty Of the
shipowners to ship enough skilled sea-
men, and that, as one writer phrased 1t
any sane man, shipowner or otherwise,
surely knows that it "a him better to
employ only skilled seamen, etc.
Limited liability laws and the unques
tionubie fact that the shipowner can in
sure his vessel for practically any amount
together with the lack of conscience on
the part Of the shipowners and directors,
tell the whole story. For the SlllpOWner
no longer fears disaster because his in
vested money is fully protected and, for
his purposes the cheapest seaman euits
him best.
Unless Congress passe Il proper sea
mems law the race Of qualified and skill
ed seamen that is nOW fast dying out,
will soon have disappeared, and our ono
Wanted merchant marine that swept
the seas and touched. at every port in
the world, will, too, have disappeared,
and with hem will go that magnificent
commerce which today far eXcels by mil
lions upon millions Of dollars that of any
other of the worlds great powers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
Committed SUICIDE
While ON A Train

Hastings, Mimi, Oct. l6.-Passenger
train No. II on tile Milwaukee road was
the scene of a tragedy here last night,
when Lester s. PERKINS, a young bust
ness mar of Eagle Butte, s. d. commit
ted suicide by firing "a bullet into his
right temple dying in a few moments.
Ills said domestic difficulties caused the
act. He was on his way home from Chi
c;,go. DR.. II. Fl. Wald, deputy coroner.
will forward the body to Eagle Butte.
where the dead mans father, Edward E
Perkins. reSileS.1t 5+sFn- 49, sadly
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
STARTS A SEARCH
FOR BURIED GOLD

McGregor, Iowa, Oct. 16.-The arrival
of c. w. Graham with a newly patented
gold locating machine. to hunt for the
gold in one of the hills neal McGregor,
has revived interest in the old tradition
of buried treasure.
The story dates back to the days of
the Indians. A variety Of stories W.
been handed down. sOne is that sew
eral soldiers from the fort crossed the
Mississippi to McGregor's Landing with
S., 600 in gold, on their way to Fort At
kilson to pay off the garrison. On land
Ing here. they We're surprised n killed
BY Indians. but not before, they had time
to bury the gold in one os the hills, sup
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
step IN
BETTER FARMING

Fargo, n. d.. Oct. 1G.--Under Il merger
effected yesterday, the North Dakota
Better Farming association will be CON
solidated with the extension department
Of the North Dakota agricultural col
lege and experiment station. The con-
solidation virtually does away with the
Better Farming association, as all farm
ing development operations will be under
the direction Of the board of trustees Of
the agricultural college.
BY this merger tail farming agencies
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17

panious who, were SO affable last nigh.
Hc ana two other men, seeking lodgins
i'll q local hotter were assigned to a sln-
gle room. The door was locked and Wilkes
or one Of the other men threw the key
over the transom into the hall. Wilkes
silent. and when he awakened it was to
ffld the door from its hinges and his
purse Containing $50 missing.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
SUCCESSFUL SHOW;
ANNUAL Event

Casselton, n. D., Oct. 1G.-Much sat
is being expressed over the sue
this city. and a meeting has been called
of the Commercial club at which the
question of making it an annual event
will be taken up. That this body will &c
on record as favoring this move seems
now assured and it is likely that plans
for next years show will be started at
once.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17

Glen Ullin, n. D., Oct. 16.-At q meet
ing Of the stockholders of the Curlew ele-
vator company 1t was voted to increase
the capital stock from $50, 900 to S75,.
This action was taken for the pui'-
pose Of building more warehouses and
putting more lumber yards along the
north line of the Northern Pacific out Of
Mandan. @s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
MAN ROBBED
While He SLEPT

Minot, n. D., Oct. 16.ln escaping
from a room in which they had been
locked with him. two men removed the
door from its hinges, departing with
John Il. Wilkes money. Today Wilkes is
making a fruitless search for his COM
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17
TO REauiLp MILL. I

Hettinger. N. D., Oct. 16.-The Het-
finger mill which was recently destroye,
by fire is to be rebuilt. ard there is a
possibility Of q light pant tcr the CITY
bcin:; built in connec,io1 vita 1t
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-17

der a single head, The department. still
unnamed, will be under the direction Of
Thomas Cooper, director OF the farming
association.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10
Pimples Source
of Great Danger
May be Means of Absorbing
Disease Germs in Most
Unexpected Manner.

In thousands Il instances the most
virGlcnt types of blood troubles Lave been
the result OF coming in contact With us
ease germs in public places, and tAs ap
parently insignificant pimple has hNp t.'
cause. I spreads With astonishing rapili
often injecting the entire system in j.,
days.
IL Is fortunate. however, that there Is
q remedy TO cope quickly ana tb1rGrgt r
with such condition, and thanks 90 tue
energy OF its producers the famous s. $ =.
may now he had mt most any drug store
IA The civilized world
This preparation stands alone as a blood
purifier It is somewhat revolutionary IN
its composition, since it aecnmpltshcs all
that was ever claimed for mercury, iodidcS,
arsenic. and other destructive mineral
drugs and yet il is absolutely purely
vegetable product, II contains one ingrc-
dent which serves the active purpose Of
stimulating eacn tiny cellular part of the
tissues To the healthy and iudicious sclee-
ton Of its own essential nutrimenr. There
are more cases of artiCniar rheumatism,
lccomotor at0Xia, parcslS ncuritis and
similar diseases resultant from the use OF
minerals than most people are aware Vt
These facts are brought out IN . highly
Interesting book compiled by the medical
department eff The Swift Specific CO. 21T
Swift Bldg, Atlanta. Ga. II Is mailed free,
together with special Information, 60 NIL
who write describing their symptoms,
Get 4 bottle Of s, :. $, TODAY, bat he
careful not to have something palmcd
on on you falsely claimed to be "just as
good"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10

The Creo!es OF Bourbon are said to
broil and eat the ooclToach. Ants,
cooked in various ways are eaten by
many different tribes. The Africans
cook them in butter while in Brazil a
resinous sauce is used The Siamese
use tie eggs of the ant The white ant
is eaten raw by some. While ant pie is
q deiicacy among some of the natives
of India. The natives OF Ceylon are
said to eat bees and the Mexicans eat
cake made out OF bees eggs,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10

The time 10 learn a language is
when you are youns, the younger the
better, We learn our own language
as children The older we grow the
harder it is, because il means not
merely learning by heart great many
words. not merely training the pal
ate and tongue to produce different
sounds bu, adapting q new attitude OF
mind Atlantic Monthly.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10

ELLEN. I'm tired OF your neglect and
carelessness. Just look at all that
dust lyins about on the furniture. It's
six weeks old at the very least, !"
Then lis 10 fallt Of mine. You
know very weH maam. that I've been
with YOU only four weeks '-Harpel's
Magazine
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10

4 phogUsT2ph CLOCK has been per
fected b. Max Marcus a German, af.
ter many years OF labor FL NOT on@
keeps time to the second but tells
the timo In 9 clear baritone voice.
-Four O'clock! " and Fourthity. r.
says the clock i1 loud tislaet bur
very pleasantly mojulated tones and
the halt ana fun hours may ba rel
pcated at win By The pressing Of d
button. The quarters are no, spoken.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10

One sound always comes TO the ear
that is open, it lis The steady drum
beat Of Duty no music ia it, per-
haps only a dry rub-a-dub. All. but
that steady beat marks the time OF the
whole orchestra OF earth and heaven.
1t says to you: DO your work--do
the duty nearest your Keep step to
that drum,beat, and the dullest march
IS taking you home.-George S. Mer.
riam.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10
10 comn.rolaIIze Sen Nevis.

Ben Nevis, Scotland's highest noun
tain. may be commercialized to meet
the demands of tourists A project is
under way looking to the erection OF
a hotel on the peak. to occupy the site
Of the former meteorological observa.
tory. The plans embrace a railway
nearly five miles long In an ordinary
season it is estimated that fully 10,
900 people climb Ben Nevis.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10
Guaranteed for Fifty Years Selling wooDwARDs


Some women. says Il fashion expert
spe9l $4,000 a year for dress. about
100 others, $4,000 each; 10000 others
S5.e00; su1raElsts, $500 down; church
workers, $500; social workers, $500;
steu2graEhers. S215; shop girls, $3.50;
and factory girls. S20o. or $3.S4 a week
Newspaper mems wives and fashion
experts are in the $4,000 list, OF
course.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10
VIM % They DO ThIs2

Miss Primp Iwho is forty-oue)-
Yes. ] was thirty only last week
Think of ia" The Caller tagged Jhir
ty-seyen, with charming ius.naerityF-
Dear me. couldn't have g' ed
You were more than four years ny
senior will be twenty-five HeEi
month. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10

Duncan Macpherson was playing
golt Going ont he drove brilliantly
over a stream in a hollow. My, but
yon MS line drive over the bonny
wee burn, he remarked to his cad
die Coming home he had to play over
this same burn for another hole
and drove right INTO it. Gang ye an
fish tn ba GOT o. yon dirty sewer
ne groWled
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10
AL or None.

i've come to ask you for your
daughters hand faltered the young
man, scratching his OF shin with his
right foot Cant have III" snapped
the stern parent Il amt in the in
stallment business When you can
support the entire girl, then you eau
have her"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10
chouiLsh Glee.

From this time on, said he, when
the only woman VINO had ever rejected
him passed from his sight from this
time maine shall be the delight to
Wrea& vengeance on woman shall
be a shoe salesman, and instead of sell
Ing them shoes one size too small with
my persuasive manner l shall make
them buy them smaller still. Ha, hal"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10
rouohsd Him In Tender spot.

ut is estimated that not more than
half the children born survive their
fifth year That's terrible, and
something should be done about it,
replied the mill owner When these
children get to be q couple Of years
older they'd be ready to go to work. -
PUCK.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10

To become again more joyous, more
cnildlibe. more naive than we are, to
look into the world Eith clear eyes and
to carslsn 10 tho c VII the problemati-
cal ch,neras behind which only too
often hi4es the unciean Turmoil! Of the
market place, cEimeras which have
made us unhappy, slavish and uncer'
tain that would do US all gool.-Bos.
.oE Transcript.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10

Spiral stairways, built entirely OF
concrete, have been installed in fire
proof shafts in q recently completed
theaters in Paris These stairways
are intended 10 give fremen access
70 ali parts OF the building withou, ia
reference with the public entrances
and exits.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10

MY dear, SAID Ar. Bickers to hi
wife, Il saw in the papers today de
eision OF a Virginia court that the vii,
may, in some cases. be the head G
the family John Henry replied
Mrs, Bickers, the courts are some
times very slow in finding out things.
Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10
TO ADDRESS WOMEN.

nr. w. c. Clarke, city health Off
Ger, viii deliver an address at the
meeting Of the houshold science cl1b
in the basement OF the Presbyterian
church Monday afternoon, The adj
dress will be on public health topics
followed by a round table discussion
on food values
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-11-10
MAR she DID.

hrs. While was going down
town on The car this morning, the con
ductor came along and looked at M
as Il / had not paid my fare. Mr.
Exc Well. what did you do?' Mrs
Exe-.I locked at him IS if had. -
Boston Transcript.