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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-23
sTOR1f DOORs REING HING.

Winter Is Officially here. The storm
doors are being hung at the pOstoffice
and the squirrel cage" chase viii be.
gin soon through the revolving storm
doors
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-23
ARKANSAS MAN NAMED
ON INDIAN COMMISSION

WASHINGTON, D. c.. Oct. 23.-President
wilson today nominated Edgar B. Mer-
rift, of Fayetteville, Ark, for assistant
commissioner of indian affairs.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-23
ARSON SQUAD BURNS THE
BRISTOL SPORTS, pavilion

London, Eng, Oct. 23.-An larson
squad" Of militant suffragets today
set fire to and destroyed the Sports
Pavilion of Bristol university.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-23
sPECIAL DIsTRICT COURT.
COUNTY COURT

NJ. Nagle, Presiding.
Ell Paso Dairy Co. VS.. Ell Paso Cream
cry Co.; injunction suit; granted.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-23
ROWE pnsT1IAsrER Nhnr1,

Washington. D. C., Oct. 23.-seaborn
z Gray was appointed postmaster at
Rowe, \. NJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-23

The regular 800 size of Kelloggs
Sanitone Waters are for sale in FL
Paso at Kelly & Pollard, 201 N Ore
Ave: A. f. Ryan & Co. 2I2 san An
tonic St; Fred Schafer. 2O4 Mesa Ave. /;
Rio Grande Drug Co; Potter Drug Co.,
4 Pioneer Plaza No free boxes from
sts.-AdYertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-23

- AwSON, n. NJ, Oct. 29.-William
McDermOtt, general superintend-
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
DISPUTED Door.

A curious suit is reported from
Avignon, France It is brought by an
antiquary to obtain possession of the
door of the city Of Alan, which ne had
bought. Possession was refused on
prior contract with another party, but
this contention was discovered. Al
this stage 1t was discovered that an
old agreement existed prohibiting the
demolition of any part o the property.
This agreement Is now being contest.
ed. and It is anticipated that the sale
To the antiquary will be confirmed.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
stevenson's Criticism.

Robert Louis Stevenson once went
TO hear Charles Halle play the piano
at the Queens hall. After the per
torrance Stevenson, in his black
shirt. walked in silence out Regent
street to oxford circus. He stopped
at OXFORD circus and, in a slow
meditative voice. pronounced TIL
excellent criticism on the Engliss
musician he had heard: 1.-THE man
ner OF the elderly statesman at the
plano was somewhat aus,ere and
chilling"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
~
Practical VentIIatina Hint.

The house should be ventilated In
winter as we'll as in summer II the
family is to be kept in good health.
Bedrooms. especially, should be pro-
vided with free circulation OF fresh
air. One way to get fresh air in a
bedroom wi iout haying'a draft is to
tack strips of cheesecloth across the
top and the bottom of the window SO
that when it is opened in both places
the fresh air will enter the room and
yet, should there be a strong wind,
its force will be broken by the cloth.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
t. C. r. r. TIME CARD,
Time Of departure of Illinois Gen.
tral trains from Nortonvills, XIV.
NnRnu
ROuTH ROUNl
tIow to Remove MIIdeW.

To remove mildew from linen take
some yellow soap and rub 1t we'll into
the linen, then scrape some chalk very
fine and rub that In also Lay the
linen on the grass and as II dries wet
It again and again antil the mildew
disappears Another way Is TO mix
soft soap and powdered starch with
half the quantity of salt and the Juice
of lemon. apply the mixture with
brush and lay the linen out on the
grass for a few frosty nights until the
stain disappears.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
Her Infinite Variety

AS we sit down and ponder over tile
summer courtship we find the hand
that welded the canoe paddle now
Yields the broom. The suppers on
river banks are now In a small dining
room. The gazing Ell the sky In sum
mer time is now looking to see If the
wash can safely be put out. The
hand in the wash tub is the hand that
that trailed over the canoe side. The
soft voice in quiet lanes is now
Don't you think it's cruel world2--
MrkWood Courier.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
Wonderful Skin Salye

Bucklin's Arnica Salve is known
every where as the best remedy made
for all diseases of the skin, and also
for burns, bruises and boils Re-
duces affirmation and is soothing
aud healing. j. t. Sossaman, pub
Usher OF News, of Cornelius, n G,
writes that Ole box helped his ser
ious skin ailment after other RENE
dies failed. Ouly 25c. Recommend
ed by All Dealers.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
InvIIeu 70 uIne.

His Wife Cat the other end)-"Wen,
II you've alreadt asked Mr.. Law to
dine with us. suppose I'll manage
somehow, but you know | don't like
him" He Cat this end)-"She says
everything's all right, and she'll be
tickled to death to see you."-Brown-
ing's Magazine.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
Solicitation In lIfe

would have nobody to control me;
I would be absolute; and who but II
Now, he that is absolute can do what
he likes; ne that can do what he likes
can take his pleasure; he that can
take his pleasure can be content; and
he that can be content has no more to
desire. So the matters over; and
come what VIII come, am satisfied
Cervantes. --1t
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
Kare -oreeenes oIb,u.

A "breeches" bible, dated 1901, was
recently bequeathed by DR.. William
p G.. Black of Dublin to his brother,
the Rev. Gibson ]. H. NJ. Black. Thif
is the translation in which Adam and
Eve are described as making them.
selves "breeches" of figleaves. The
authorized version uses the word zap
rons."
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27

S e rious displace-
ment. l had back
ache aud be airing
down pains so bad
that / could not sit
in a chair or walk
across the floor and
l was in severe pain
all the time. | felt
discouraged as | had
taken everything 1
could think of and
was no better. I
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
evening ThInas Up.

"Takes US some time TO trail. .
girl" remarked the head of the large
department store "And then you lose
lot Of girls through marriage" yes;
but things even up A lot of girls get
tired OF their husbands and come back
to u.s."
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
Heaviest Tax.

idleness and pride tax with heaV
Ter hand than kings and parliaments
II we can get rid of the former we
may easily bear the latter-Benjamin
Franklin. Letter on the Stamp Act,
1865.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
GaIsworthy Aphorisms.

Nothing that's true is cynical and
nothing that is cynical Is true.
The word smart" is the guardian
angel Of all fashions, and fashions are
the. guardian angels Of vuigarity.-
For Love OF Beasts by John Gals
erthy. ,~-Sv
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27

Lame back IS usually caused by
of the muscles of the
back, for which YOU will fluid moth
ing better than Chamberlain's Linz
meut. For sale bv All Dealers
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
Economy Due to science.

When sugar was made from beets
1t took about twenty tons of beets
to produce one ton of sugar; now 1t
requires but six IONS, due to scientific
breeding of the beets.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
NJ. n. g. E. TIME CARD,

VI. ". Il F.. time card went into
effect Sunday, Jan. D, 1918.
No. ll2 leaves. .5:46 a. IN.
No. lIS arrives. 80 p. m.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27

81 suffered habitually from constipation
Doans Regulets relieved and strengthened the
bowels so that they have been regular ever
,ince."-E. Davis, Grocer, Sulphur S
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
Free Country.

This is such a free country thai
everyone has a right to disbelieve
what any prominent scientist says
ST. Louis Globe Democrat.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
L. d ~. TIME CARD.

Time OF arrival Of trains passing
through and departure OF trains
originating at Darlington.
Effective Sunday, Jan. o. 1918,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
SECRETARY OF STATE BRYAN At REOpATH cHAurAuouA

TIME accompanying photograph shows Hon William Jennings
Bryan cabine at a
Redpath Chauauqua the typical Redpah
background Mr. Bryan tedpa Chauau.
last In fact the Chautauqua
friend and supporter than he
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27

For any richness Of tue skin, for skin rashes
chap, Plmpes, etc, try Doans Ointment z5C
at all drug stores.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27

Cheapest accident nsurance-Dr. Thomas &c
lecuc Oil. For burns. scads, cuts and emergen.
cies. All druggists sell it. z5c and soc.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
Here's the Chance.

You can MAKE yourself rich by cash
ing in your experiences at hall what
they cost you.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
MRS. ISABEL aARGHILL BEECHER.

ISABEL GARGHILL BEECIIER who will the Chau
" interpretave readings Americas greatest
could be
following the worlds
genius either
superior the brilliant OF American
worlds speaking
Fifth
nothing
genius the
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
WOMAN COULD
NOT WALK
She Was So Ill-Restored to
Health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.

Pentwater, Mich. "A year ago / was
very weak and the doctor said / had a
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
SALE.

Goo I five room house, good
water and out houses. Price
100000 Apply to J.E. Fawcett.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27
Road NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Saws:

Peoria, Ill.-"I had such backaches
that could hardly stand ON my feet. 1
would feel like crying out lots of times,
and had such heavy feeling in my right
side. had such terrible dull headaches
every day and they would make me feel
go drowsy and sleepy all the time, yet
could not sleep at night.
"After had taken Lydia E. Pinkham' 8
Vegetable Compound week began to
improve. My backache was less and
that heavy feeling in my side went
away. | continued TO take the Com
pound and am cured.
"You may publish this if you wish. +"
Miss CLARA l.. GAUwITz, R.R. No. 4,
Box 62, Peoria, Ill.
Such letters prove the value Of Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for
woman's ills. Why don't you try il?
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1913-05-27

began taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound and now / am strong
and healthy. Mrs. ALICE DARLING,
RID. No. 2, Box n, Pentwater, Mich.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
A Cubic Dialogue
ON Cubic Art
Great Britain Rights Reserved.

Copyright 1913 by Company
- TERRE and Adolph the
= cubists-naturaly the
for quite while Adolph'-began
Pierre him with three triangular shugs
shoulders angled his eyebrows and upfed his hands
obusely
What word?" asked the wondering Pierre
THAT fearful cubsts
natural is ancient turn sharp corner
the corner of the square but to be
oh YOU blockhead." calculated Pierre with disgust
bowed low, being careful bend angle
rather than In a
aatter Overwhelm with compliment
Pierre stared at him without oomprehendns
understand? o inc l.
understand nOw?' explained AdOh
Pierre gloomfy
suppose he said but look friend
your these days-padon neil get
your himself
purple with
Adoph smiled in square of a way. He felt better
is it not gloriOusl" he exclaimed sails
golden straight the
Pierre qunted hearts he couldn't see
any gorgeous
friendship Adoph
right hand a bit duIer than usual"
"Joy" shouted Adolph you
genuine
friend warmly and capered about in delight
humanity. what panks ladies' scanlings
Of girls paradng morning. Adoph
yonder gliding
Is it not grand?" queried AdOlph
rectiluear serpent handing Eve pppin"
wonderful
Pierre Il viii call it A Little
square, and Pierre glanced at his friend note how he
would
wonderful enthused Adoph and you must excuse
me as have Join parelOgrams
and traneles and cali it a Nude Lady Eating Square
and keep boxed laughed
Pierre lie his friend Egyptian cigarette.
Adoph shuddered
pleaded Pierre nevaire smoke those
To become a cubist smoke cubebs,"
And he turned sharply ana walked weeping cubic tears all
over the square >
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
One for
Science
Leaf Of South American
Goob Tree Cures
Laziness.
10 more laziness.

n TO more lAziness.
N No more tired feeling.
4 Chew a leaf OF the
goob tree and you're back on the
Job.
old Doc Cook. who discovered
the North Pole. the King OF Den
mark and other things. has dis
covered a leaf that need only
be chewed 70 I'll one with pep
per, ginger. energy, dash. etc.
People henoeforth will never
stop working. There viii be no
sleep. Everybody will work
from infancy 70 old age without
. moments pause, not even for
meals.
What Will be done with the
goods turned out. we don't
know. Everybody will be go
busy working they won't buy
anything.
But IL viii be a triumph Of
indus,rialism.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
Our--Or Some Other Fellow s--Essay

Note This may hare been
Intended for me ErcHiHg Post or
fhe Boston Transcript. but the
nal carrier brought 60 here and
so zee print ifJ
ON CANALS.
We head this essay "On
Canals" because that is better
than being in canals. for your
canal. as a rule. is by u5 means
q sparkling rll. indeed. j, is
often. so 20 speak a haunt of
water rats, ducks. fross and
other aquatic wild fowl.
There are canals on Mars. but
We will leave these TO your as
trouomer
There is the aliments-v canal
which ne shall leave 10 your
si-ue1-
Tlsa there IS tle Panama
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08

Lucindy Meeder certainly has
her nerve with her. She has been
working in a big city department
store, and when she was up here
visiting her parents last week we
noticed her skirt was ripped open
down one side quite a ways, and
we kindly told her Of it, Instead
Of being grateful Lucindy laughed
at us and had the gall to try and
bluffs us into believin' the skirt
was made that way a purpose. "a
purpose for what?" we asked her.
and Lucindy wouldn't answer US.
but we called the bluff. No one Is
comm back here thinking they
can come It over us.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08

Canal. which must not be con
founded with your Panama hat
II we may be permitted the
pleasantry-vitkeut. be II under
derstood. being accused Of talk
Ing through our hat
The canal We love is a quiet
strip OF water held in by two
messy banks. on its surface the
broad-bosomed barEes float slow
'y along. on Its surface the
duck scratches In a vain effort
10 set az the water underneath.
BY the side OF the canal We
sIt and forget the world, forget
an, forget everything hut the
mosquitoes.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
Did You know That

Diamonds can be made out OF
broken bottles, but they don't
look so good as the other kind?
They feel Just as good in the
dark, however?
Going up in an airship is abb
soluJely safe. but the coming
down isn't always so?
It's easy 10 make people laugh
just let them say something
funny?
A raincoat Is so called because
IL has such an affection for rain
that il wouldn't stand n is
vay2
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
The Epic Of Terry MCGIue
By Berton BraIeY.

Copyright 1913. by the Star Company Britain Rig
TIL sing you pretty old nautical dity.
] A wise and a witty one, too.
Concenin the merry old schooner the Carrie.
Whose skipper Terry McGue.
She sailed up the Yansste Kiang every year
With cargo Of hymn books and Wurzburger be,
With ceIuloid rings for
The kids who teethn.
An tracts an such things for
Convertn' the heathin
An Terry McGlue would sit up on the poop
Forevermore eadn' his noodles an soupI
Sing "Yo Heave HO"
With a holer an whoop
For Terry McClue
An his noodles an soupl
Now Teny's linguistic attainments was mystic,
He artistic in lore,
From Rome to Manhattan all tongues he was pat in
In Greek an in Latin he sgorel
These various things he had studied in jal,
An though that has nothing to do with the tale.
It's nice information
For people to breathe in.
Who find occupation
Converin' the heathin,
While Terry McGlue sits at ease on the boon
Forever absorbn' his noodles an sOup
Sing "Yo Heave Ho,"
For the cats the stoOp
An Terry McGlue
Has his noodles an soupl
The Carrie dropped anchor an let down her spanke.
(Ihough would thank her for thatl
The smell Of the river caused strong men to shiyer
An some-all a-quyer-fel hatl
A pirate came by in a tovenn junk.
The Canae's crew fought hm-an then made him drunk.
An while all this dizzy
Excitement is seehin',
When he should be busy
Conyertn' the heathh.
Old Terry McCue merely sits on the poop
FOrevemove eadn' his noodles an soupl
Sing ''Yo Heave Ho.'
a For the chicks IN the coop.
An Terry McGlus
With his noodles an soupI
Vel Be leavin' him now to the food his ehooan'
This song has ne sense. bUs Rs ysz auuSaI ~
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08

We didn't believe Ned Eastman
when he told US he had green peas
I'D to his house for dinner last
Sunday, but now we are glad we
didn't bet him that five-cent cigar,
as we have learned he told the
truth. he having found a can of peas
that some one dropped out of their
wagon down on the valley road.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08

TO THE EDITORS there
any way to eradicate cOrns?
JOHN SUFFERER.
we cannot
answer this until
next week, as we
have sent out for
dictionary, so
that we may look
up eradicate. -
Ed
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
Suburban Hints

To discourage weeds, charge
them ground rent
To discourage snails. race
them alongside greyhounds.
In planting lettuce. always be
careful 70 get the green side up.
Bananas do not flourish In
this climate. although they
abound on pushcarts.
An elephant Is a gentle animal
and in this respect is a good pet
for the country home. On the
other hand. The elephant IS a
bit careless. and IL il mistaken
y leans against the veranda its
weight Is likely 20 make a little
u for the contractor. Conse-
tuently 81 Is safer 10 adopt a
Waite mouse as q pet
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
TRUE, TRUE.

TO THE EDITOR-Who says
the English are not polite? Even
in their jals It is now a case OF
Ladies first" LECTOR.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08

Belinda Scroggins. she that was
Belinda Hatfield after her first hus
band, Amos Currier died, will soon
be Belinda Mason, according 10
rumor. Only our oldest inhabitants
can keep track Of Belinda's names,
owing to her weakness for marry.
ing so frequent
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08

Cyrus Bartlett, who lives up on
Maple Ridge, was chased SIX miles
last week by ten black-hand despe.
radios. 1t wasn't until three DAYS
later Cy learned they were only
dressed up that way, taking part
in a moving picture play that was
being photographed.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
IN THE SMILES
LETTER BOX
BRING A TESr CASE.

TO THE EDITOR never
drink whiskey, but | frequently
mingle with brandy and cham
payne. Am ! a drinker?
JAMES O'SOSH.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
LUCK.

TO THE EDITOR RI should
worry. l bought a new rain
coat yesterday and was going to
take il out with me this morn
ing. II was fortunate | left it
at home, as a heavy rainstorm
caught me before ! got TO the
office. If / hau brought the
raincoat it would have got wet.
J. HANLON.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
News of
the Week
Copyright. 1918. By the Star ounpsny.
Great Britain Rights Reserved.

-HE WIDOW BURGESS has
bought an ice cream freezer
@ and a chatting dish and Is
going to take boarders this Sum.
mer. She had the money saws.
up for a monument for the late
Burgess. but after the woman from
upstate contested his will, claim
ing she was also his widow, Mrs
Burgess sort of lost interest in the
monument.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08
OUR WEEKLY HEALTH HINT,

Never irra-fere with q woman
W15 is beating LeE husband
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-08

Z ssA l-ese Is Inc Panama
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-03-06
MRS. GRADY. GOES TO
HER FINAL REST

Mrs. John Grady, one of our best
known and most beloved pioneer wo-
men, passed away at 80 last night,
at the home of her daughter, Mrs.
Grant Clifford. Mrs. Grady was an
invalid fer several years. All that
loving hands or medican skill could
do was done to alleviate her suffering
but in vain. About two years ago the
family moved to the Pacific coast,
hoping that she might derive benefit
from the lower altitude but instead of
the change proving for the better it
had quite the opposite effect and for
many months little hope was held out
for her recovery. AS soon as her con-
dition improved so it was possible
the family returned to the old home.
While she suffered less than before
she was far from well woman. Last
week she was taken very i'll and failed
rapidly until the end came.
On account Of awaiting the arrival
of members of the family who reside
at distance the funeral arrangements
have not been made, but it will prob
ably not be held until the latter part
of the week
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-03-06
ONLY ONE REDEEMING FEA.
TURE.

The legislature has now been in ses-
sion fifty-three days and the only bills
that have reached Governor Ammons
for his approval or disapproval have
been the short appropriation bill for
the payment of the salaries of the va
rious departments of the state. When
the legislature convened Jan. all
leaders gave out interviews, saying
that the session would be of very
short duration; that they would enact
highway commission bill, public
utilities bill, bill recodifying the
banking laws of the state and the
general appropriation bills, and then
they would go home; that they would
be through within sixty days at the
latest, and many of them said that
they would complete their work in
thirty or forty days. The indications
now are that they will not finish be-
fore the last of March or the middle Of
April. The indications also are that
the work that they will do will be
in the nature of tear-down instead Of
"build-up. There is but one redeeming
feature in the outlook for the future,
and that is the apparent determina-
tion of those in charge of the finances
to cut expenses. The two finance COM
mittees are controlled by men who
realize the states condition and who
are determined to, if possible, make
change. However, already those who
are likely to lose their jobs through
curtailment of expenses are begin
ming to appeal to their various sena-
tors and representatives, and these in
turn are appealing to the finance COM
mittee, and if the members Of that
committee win, they will have to stand
like stone wall in order to do so.
The shame of the entire session is
the manner in which the members are
disregarding former pledges, especial
ly in their attempts to prevent the
people passing on their work.-Pueblo
Chieftain.