Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-20
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WE RISE 20 remark That never be-
fofo hag the country hoon IN Ianor-
anco 10 the Col0ncfs daily walk Tor
80 long a time a. since ne Wondered
up into ifupiland.
AND ONE SORT Of alslikcs 20 uce
the snake dance of tho mysterious
dessert jewellers becoming vaudeville
for the thoueants.
IN THIS A0E Of Wilson's. when
you mention ono. please always sup
ply hts fun name for purposes 81
Identification.
ITALY. rcmafklnE that We are one
~ her vary best customers, makes
iibcsal appropriation for her part Ia
she Panama Pacific exposition. All
least ono % the powers Is not a pikcf.
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TODAY tho administration Del
"pnsalc6r over the Mexican situa-
tion. our prediction Is that tomor-
row u VIII be bewilapred.
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THE s0CoRRO Chieftain calls
our attention quite pertinently 10 the
fact that 30 long as We are able TO
spend three hundred millions year
on moving pictures the country isn't
quite on the verge OF bankruptcy.
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~ ANY fofclble Intervention Ia 60
be done, we woald suggest az prop
cr subject SENIOR Urrutia. He appears
TO be the man most actively seeking
trouble.
WE LIKE the mountain climate;
give. us the mountains every time;
bat though we like the climate we'll
we do not like the climb.
MAUD MULLER on a summer day
needed money right away. That night
while hubby slept serene. she raked
his trousers pockets clean.
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YES. the two foregoing gems ard
borrowed, Samantha.
''You SAY a PEDESTRIAN has
rights the same aa a motor carr"
asked the quorulous person Ger
talnly." replied the Central ave.
nue. traffic policeman. We'll,
Inebbc ne has But I can't negp won
serins what would happen 70 me II
went along the street maksnz tbs
same kind Of noiso az some ef these
automobile horns"
o.
NO. OUR car hasn't any differen-
tlaL It's Just like AL the rest Of
them.
SPEAKING of gasoline. sim Dipps'
car bears the number 1855 n. NJ
The ~. M ought 60 be "B. Co.
mot freaninB British columbia, either.
DIAGRAM ~ aboNe--i5sS Il. c. Is
date OF manufacture.
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CLARENCE. IL you want To get
the sensations OF playing polo with
out buying pony. hang on To the
smokestack Of a fast moving Santa
re locomotive and try TO push q five-
ton boulder of the track with a
ciothes-pole.
VOICE from the paruuet-"Thert
aren't any fast moving santa We
l0cos"
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ALFALFA BILL reports that tn,
only government agricultural stalls.
tics that aren't dry reading are the
Irrigation reports.
O.
We Love Him 80.
The fellow who after listening with
"a bored air to our enthusiastic de.
scription Of the high buildings In ~
PasO asks laneuidly II we were ever
In that dear old New York, where NJ
used to spend the winters.
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This Is Wednesday; let's be sad.
| Knowing full well IT'S a gray day;
How can anyone be glad
Three fun days away from pay day
This is Wednesday. let us weep.
Bow our heads In deepest sorrow.
What we had we failed 20 keep.
What Sc need We cannot borrow
Louisville Times.
o.
Another one.
- why should tho spirit of mortal be
proud?
That never makes much Of a hlt with
the crowd.
Who knows very well that the chest.
lest chumps
In less than a week may be humping
the bumps.
birmingham Age-Herald.
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WE DIDN'T MIND being called
Bonyparto, and hearing insinuations
that We would have 20 stand fnul
times in one spot 20 east shadow
but became peeyed when the tailor
refused 10 make us "A suit On an,
ground that there wasn't any room
left Tor cloth between tho seams.
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ONE THING We certainly demand
and that Is punctuallty on the part OF
our dentist. How many Of those
present ever stayed In the dontlstt
opice half "A minute after the time he
Was supposed 10 be there?
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Placing the Blame.
The woman In the silhouette,
She.shouid not blush for shame,
IL the world secs more than II should
ia's the sun that's 20 blame.
Judd Lewis In Houston Post.
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WE WILL clothes by asking the
! impertlnont question rs 90 who put
the rent In transparent
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