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In the SINGULAR,

George AIDE, at the Chicago Ath-
letic club, listened to a youths pas
sionate panegyric on love.
wait till you've married her." said
Mr.. AIDE. wait till you've been mar
ried to her fifteen or twenty years.
Then you'll be like Sinnickson.
'Sinnickson's wife looked up from
a novel the other evening and said
dreamily:
Give been thinking, dear, Of our
courtship-those ecstatic days!"
"Humph!' said Sinnickson, shaking
his fat, bald head. That ecstatic
daze, you mean"
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Turkish Crops All Good.

Turkish crops this year are to be
exceptionally good. In the farm dis
tricts the crops have already been
gathered in and in the hilly parts Of
Asia Minor a beginning is now being
made. Although nearly all the males
capable of bearing arms in Asia
Minor were called to the front, 20 per
cent more land was put under cult
walton than in 1912 and many of the
grain crops will be foul or five times
as big as last year.
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Cultivate Originality.

President Wilson, as his ambassa-
dorial appointments show, is no mea
literary critic.
The president is a great believer in
originality, and in an al fresco lunch
con in Cornish last month he couched
in a neat epigram a word of advice
to a young poet.
Never" he said to this young poet
never follow the crowd if you want
the crowd to follow you"
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FOR HOLDING THE MATCHES
Handy Box That May Be Made an Or
nament with a Little Time
and Work.

A box of matches should find a
place in every room, and if it is fixed
to the wall near the gas bracket, espe-
cially in bedrooms, it will always be
at hand when needed. The little hold
er we show here is very easy to make;
it has a foundation Of cardboard cut
about eight inches long and three
and one-half inches wide. Cover the
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trimming or PINK
and white. A con-
tinuous band of
pink and white
cotton embroid-
cry outlines the
bottom of the ell
bow sleeve, con-
tinues over the
s h o e a n d
forms a V-shaped
neck beneath a
yoke of white
tulle crossed sur
plice fashion and
fastened with tiny
pink buttons. The
neck and sleeves
are piped with
pink, the latter
being softened by
two-inch pleated
frill of net. The
crushed girdle is
of mink and uraV
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ErlIIs Grow Larger as DAYS Go On.

FriilS GROW Larger as DayS 20 On.
Sleeveless coats in black or white
lace, long enough to reach the knees
and sometimes draped panier fashion,
are very much worn. With a black
chiffon gown arranged with three
fiounces, one of these coats in Chantil-
ly is worn. The hat accompanying it
has the orthodox three brims in IN
lined black tulle s~uperposed, each
wired around the edge. The frill has
now invaded the toque end, in some in
stances, displays considerable exag-
geration, imparting a very nightcappy
this objection.
effect. In black tulle it is less open to
The frill in some cases is SO deep
that at the back 1t rests upon the
shoulders, while in front and at the
sides it almost completely masks the
features. This has been a season Of
frills and we must expect hat they
will exhibit much extravaganza before
they leave us entirely.
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Sleuthino.

81 asked her if her husband
smoked" said the woman with an
inquiring mind; land what do you
think! She said she didn't know"
Il don't see what difference it
makes to you"
ooh, l don't care whether he smokes.
1 wanted to know if he kisses her"
Washington Star.
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Winged Creature. on ParasoIs.

Birds are one Of the artistic and
beautiful subjects for parasol designs.
One charming parasol shows a flock
of birds in black Chantilly lace fly
ing owe a light silk ground. An
other shows circles of bluebirds and
butterflies forever flying about the
edge Of a white silk background.
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Rose and Yellow Both Leading Shades.

Rose and Yellow Both Leading Shades.
Rose and yellow shades from the
palest pink and lemon to the damask
red and coppery yellows lead the way
among colors in the newest silks and
s%atins, corded crepes de sole and other
fashionable fabrics, while among the
materials which will make some of
the prettiest Of garden party and
afternoon frocks are the many varie-
ties of chine and pompadour crepe
silks and delaines patterned with the
little floral bouquets that were popular
in the Cos.
The woman, however, who has but a
limited dress allowance or who is
short, would be wiser to have her tai,
tornado of one material only, and if
for afternoon wear it might be of soft
broche crepe or corded silk, if not OF
chiffon MORE.
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Literal.

Sentimental Sue-Did you have a
woman come stealing gently into your
life?
Practical Pete-Yes. She was a
lady pickpocket.
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Japanese Lampshade.

A novel and attractive lampshade
comes from Japan. The frame is
made Of white wood lacquered black
and the lining Is of heavy paper pat
tern with attractive designs of flow
ers and birds.
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Postum Cereal Company. Limited. Battle Creek. Mich
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The precise difference between the
longitude of Washington and Paris is
to be determined by representatives
of both nations.
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Not an

Bacon-And has your neighbor done
anything to improve the neighbor
hood?
Egbert-I should say not. He's just
bought his son a cornet.
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The Similarity

Many a poor fellow in proposing
finds himself like a champagne bot
tie"
How is that?"
First he pops and then he efer.
vesces, only to find it is all a 1zzle."
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Something Else AGAIN

FSEF
Flows the doctor today?"
Gardener-Very poorly, sir.
HAS he got a locum tenens?'
Gardener-No, sir. 1 think he has
got a touch Of influenza.
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REMINDING Him,
The engagement was broken.

me engagement was broken.
And SO it is all oVer?" spake a sym
pathetic friend.
Yes" answered the ex-fiance; she
said she would never have anything
to do with me again"
Then why this d~istraught mien,
seeing that the damsel appealed not
unto thee?"
She writes to me every day asking
me to try to forget her"
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WOMAN FEELS
10 YEARS
YOUNGER
Since Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Re-
stored Her Health.
Louisville, Ky.-"I take great pleas
ure in writiog to inform you of what

Lydia E. Pinkham's
V Vegetable Com
pound has done for
me. I was weak,
nervous, and cared
for nothing but
sleep. Now I can
go ahead with my
work daily and feel
ten years younger
than before I started
taking your medi-
asno 7 -,;1l nJrysc4
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Which?

Here's an account of a girl Rugged
by a bear"
did it happen at a mountain re-
sort or in Wall street,"
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The Sensation.

Knicker-These are said to be
times of great moral uplift.
Bocker-I know it; but l don't like
to ride in an elevator all the time
Judge,
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Adding Fuel.

John, if I should die, would you
marry AGAIN."
Il might, but not until l had had a
good long rest."-Houston Post.
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A coating of unslaked lime was
used to thaw out the frozen ground
for an excavation operation in Iowa
recently. The innovation was entire
IU euppoScfu1
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Just Like Her.

HE had his wife talk into a graphic
phone to remind him of her while she
was away"
He carried out the illusion perfect
ly," said a neighbor. HE kept it 60
ing all the charlottesville Courier
Journal.
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A Distinction.

Miss Outertown-Isn't there a Mrs.
Skinner here who keeps ~boarders?
Hi Hubbel-She takes boarders,
ma'am, but she don't keep EN-
Puck.
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Problem.

There is one argument that in try
ing to put down, it is useless to set
our face against"
What argument is that?"
kissing"
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Literary HelperS.

Knicker-What books have helped
you most?
Bocker-The ones l didn't read;
they saved my time.
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Coachino Tour

why do you always invite the driv-
er of the coach to drink with your"
ITO be sure the coach won't start
without me-"
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Paw Knows Everything.

Willie-Paw, when a baby gets sick,
why do they call the doctor?
Paw-To cure it, my son.
Willie-Well, why don't they send
for the curate instead of the doctor?
Paw-You go to bed. Willie.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
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Industry Denied.

Your husband says he has to sit
a. a desk all day"
Eyes" replied the energetic woman;
"but most of the time he keeps his
feet on the desk"
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General Directions.

MRS. Youngwife-How do you make
mince pie?
Mrs. Matron-Oh, out of anything!
Judge.
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1t has gotten so that a girl isn't
considered a good dancer if she can't
throw her hips out of joint and then
throw them back again.
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His Reformation.

Uplifter-Aren't you ashamed to ask
for money?
Weary Willie-I got six months for
taking it without asking.
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Already Done.

Are you trying to make a fool Of
me?"
No; I wouldn't try to improve on
natures work"
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SeIf-Evident Fact.

Are you going to attend Mrs.
Snapper's musicale?"
DO you observe any strong armed
individuals propelling me by main
force in the direction of Mrs. Snap
per's villa?"
II do not"
Then you may surmise that I am
not going to attend Mrs. Snapper's
musicale"
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Give the old-fashioned the
I've and she will make a batch Of
soap.
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Realistic.

rs the story of that foreign we'd
ding %stabbing ARRAY in the ~papers?"
Yes, illustrated with plenty of
cuts"
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PNEUMATICA STOPS YOUR PAIN
Used externally. All druggists, rs cents. Adv.
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ARE vol, coNsr,pATEn7

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills have
proved their worth for IS years. Test them
yourself now. Send for sample to 372 Pearl
St., New York. ADV.
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Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with DR.. Peery's Vermifuge dead
Shot" Adv.
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Use Roman Eye Balsam for scaldinR SEN
sAtion in eyes and Of eyes or
eyelids. Adv.
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But Not Musical.

Knicker-What is a harmonica?
Bocker-Corn on the cob set to
music.-New York Sun.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion, allays pain cures wind collie, 25c a bottle.Ady
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The true way to mourn the dead is
to take carr of the living who belong
to them.-Burke.
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Eton and Boleros for Young Girls.
1t is predicted now that the Elton
Jacket and the bolero will have a
prominent place in Juvenile fashions
next winter. These will be embroidered
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silk. The skirt is cut in two pieces
and is plain except for roups of
pink buttons.
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Getting a husband is an art; keep
ing him is a domestic problem.
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TRIMMINGS MAKE THE GOWN
Plain Gray Cotton Wolfe Set Off by
Handsome Arrangement Of
Pink and White.

A charming idea is the color scheme
of this plain gray cotton wolfe with
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Another Sufferer ReIieved.

Another Sufferer Relieved.
Romayor, Texas. -"I suffered terri
bly, with a displacement and bladder
trouble. Twas in misery all the time
and could not walk any distance. I
thought never could be cured, but my
mother advised me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and I did.
81 am cured of the displacement and
the bladder trouble is relieved. l think
the Compound is the finest medicine on
earth for suffering women. - Mrs.
VIOLA JASPER, Romayor, Texas.
Ii you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. conf.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by q
woman and held in strict confidence.
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Unfortunately, a proud spirit is al
ways in danger of being mistaken for
a bad disposition.-Puck.
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Sooner or later the man with a
swelled head will get what's coming
to him.
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No oculist can do anything for the
blindness of s%elf-love.

INVALIDS AND CHILDREN
should be given MAGEE'S EMULSION to
strengthen the body. Never fails. All druRVists.
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Orchestras in some hotel dining
rooms are useful when the guests eat
soup.
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"Oh, Mrs. Broome," The sad eyed
young poet was calling to his board
ing mistress. Did you throw away
those blank sheets I left on my table
this morning.
Il did, MI. %Scribbles," came the
apologize reply; weren't they waste
paper?"
Not yet" returned the poet, sadly;
81 hadn't written anything on them"
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In the Police Cour-

In the Police Court.
Were you intoxicated?"
mo, your honor; on the contrary,
| was ostentatiously sober"
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Foley Kidney Pills Succeed

because they are a good honest med
icine that cannot help but heal kid
neyandbladde ailments andurinary
irregularities if they are once taken
into the system. Try them now
for positive and permanent help.
LISTEN-Why have your beauty
marred by q hairy skin. when you can re
move it with DEPILATORYT
Price One Dollar. Sample free. GOSS-
WHEELER SPEC. co. Dept.D. Passsic. NJ.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-07-10
ROOSEVELT AT KANSAS CITY.
Colonel Makes Brief Speech From Car
Steps.

Kansas City, Mo-, July l0.-Theodore
Roosevelt, accompanied by his sons, en-
route to Arizona. arrived here Tuesday
night and ten minutes later departed for
the West. In brief address, delivered
from the car steps, Colonel Roosevelt
said:
Il have been middling busy in the last
eighteen months and | am now going TO
Arizona for a months rest. | find my
self in dilemma, as / do not want TO
talk politics, and it is difficult for me
to talk at all without discussing pol
tics However, | viii say this much:
The principles for which stand must
prevail They mean justice to every
man, woman and child, and | must con-
time to fight for them"
1t is reported from Nicholas Roose-
welt of Flagstaff, Ariz., that Colonel
Theodore Roosevelt had changed his
plans. and it is not now known where
he will cross the Grand Canyon of the
Colorado or what his itinerary will be
after be enters Arizona. Colonel Roose-
welt also wished it announced. accord
ing to Nicholas Roosevelt, that he will
do no hunting while he is in Arizona.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-07-10
PUBLIC MEETINGS
ON CURRENCY BILL
Plan Adopted By Full Committee, but
Democratic Conferences Will
Be Secret

Washington, July l0.-Open, public
committee meetings, but secret Demo-
cratic conferences.
This was the program adopted yester-
day for consideration in the House
of the administration currency reform
bill. By vote of II to the banking
committee, which met all together on
the bill for the first time, voted for
open meetings of the full committee.
But by a straight party vote it defeated
plan proposed by the Republicans for
joint non partisan consideration of the
bill.
Those voting against having any ses-
sions OF the full committee were Chair
man Glass and Representatives Korbly
of Indiana, Brown of West Virginia,
Wilson of Florida and Weaver of Okla
homa, all Democrats The Republicans
voted solidly for the open door" pol
icy.
The meeting gave the Republicans
their first official squint at the ''bass"
bill, as it is designated by the presi-
dent.
While disclaiming that currency re-
form is partisan question, Chairman
Glass made it clear to the Republicans
that the Democrats have charge of the
bill, are responsible for its failure or
passage in whatever form and are en-
titled either to the credit or the criticism
it may cause without aid or hndrance
from the minority.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-07-10
SPRING WHEAT CROP FALLS OFF.
Indicated Yield Is Only 2ls,ooo,ooo
Bushels.

Washington, July 10.-The govern
ment made public yesterday its figures
OF the condition of the cereal crops on
July 1.
The condition of winter wheat was
SIG The crop was estimated at 49,.
100000 bushels.
The condition of spring wheat, 1873,
showed decrease of 1871 points from
the figures for June i. The indicated
production was 2ls,000,00O bushels.
Wheat remaining on farms on July
was estimated at 40 per cent. OF last
years crop, or 355l5O00 bushels.
Corn area was estimated at 106,s44,
900 acres, and the condition on July 1
was 500 The indicated production was
2971 100000 bushels.
The condition of all wheat was set at
7S.6, against ten year average of sl.y.
Oats condition was put at 1853. The
indicated production was 1881 100000
bushels.
The amount of wheat on the farms on
July |, 1912 was 23,s76,000 bushels and
on July l, 1911, 34,071 900 bushels.
The area OF corn last year was l07,-
0S3 900 acres, against los, 1925 900 acres
in 1911, and 104.035,000 acres in 1910.
The condition at this time last year was
sl.5. The ten-year average is "a. The
crop of last year amounted to 3,i25,000,-
900 bushels, against 1851, 4Sl 900 BUSH
els in 1911.
Oats condition on June /, 1918, was
81. At this time last year the condition
of the crop was sos. The production
last year was l,41s,33T 900 bushels,
against 922, 2es,000 in 1911.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-07-10

could not sleep nights and would cry and
say they burned and itched all the time.
Il tried -- but it did not relieve him,
and some --- but 1t seemed to make him
worse. / then used Cuticura Soap and
Ointment and the first night used them he
seemed to be so relieved he slept little. /
first washed the affected parts with Cuticura
Soap and then applied Cuticura Ointment
twice daily. At the end of the first week he
was much better and at the end OF the second
week he was completely cured. Every mark
was gone tsigned) Mrs. W. d. Potter.
Nov II. 1912.
For treating poor compilations red, rough
hands, and dry, thin and falling hair, Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment have been
the worlds favorites for more than a gen.
Grafton. A single set is often sufficient, Sold
everywhere. Liberal sample of each mailed
free. with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card Cuticura, Dept 7, Boston"
Rs-Men who shave and shampoo with Gu
ticura Soap will find 1t best for skin and scalp.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-07-10
SUITOR HELD
FOR MURDER
Wilkesbarre Coroner Re-
ports Autopsy Shows No.
Motive for Crime
AND BALKS AT
POLICE THEORY
Pretty Girls Other Suitor
Denies knowledge of
Crime

Wilkesbarre, Pa, July 10-I'he police
and county authorities who are trying to
solve the mystery surrounding the death
of Miss Alice Crispell, is years old,
whose body was found floating in Har-
yey's lake on Monday. are to-day with
out tangible clue, though theories are
not lacking. Herbert Johns, the mine
worker, who was the last person seen
with the girl and who is in Jail on sus-
picion, adheres to the details of the
story in which he asserts his innocence.
Friends Of the Crispell family are
divided as to whether the girl was muir
dered or fell accidentally into the lake.
The result of the autopsy was made
known yesterday by Coroner Marley and
DR.. Higgins, and only deepened the mys-
terry.
There is absolutely no indication of
causes for any one wanting to put the
girl out of the way" said the coroner.
"There are bruises on both sides of the
forehead that look like teeth marks, al
NliphEu Tue NNuHtiS tOufd hdNt UtGu itt~
fiicted by jagged stone or by falling.
Personally | do not incline to the muir
der theory"
County Detective Holman and State
Trooper Freeman have not arrested Har-
rison Cam, the rival for the smiles OF
Alice. The police admit that they have
not yet made up their minds about his
part in the tragedy. Cam is being close
" watched and cannot escape. He says
he welcomes an arrest and does not fear
the consequences.
Cams name came out when the let
ter written last Sunday by Johns to
Miss Crispell was made known Tues
day. Johns speaks of Cam and init
mates that Johns and Cam were to
swim Harvey's lake on the Fourth, the
winner to wed the girl. From this the
police tried to work up theory that
Cam was defeated in the love test and
might have sought revenge after the
girl and Johns parted for the night.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-07-10
BULLETS
PROVE FATAL TO RIVAL
Chief of Police Accused Governor Asbert
and Congressman Arias Be-
fore He Died.

Havana, July l0-Gen. Armada Rivas,
chief of the national police, VINO was
shot during revolver duel with Govern
or Asbert and Congressman Arias, died
early yesterday.
In spite OF the assertions made i'm.
mediately after the shooting that the
affair had no political significance, it
appeared yesterday that the killing of
Riva might yet lead to serious compli-
cations. Politicians are now endeavor-
ing to shift the responsibility from Gov
ernor Asbert to Arias, in the belief that
the latter may escape on the plea of
being immune because he is member
of Congress.
On his deathbed, however Riva charged
that Asbert fred the fatal shot and
public feeling against the governor is
running high. The shooting is said to
have been direct result of Riva's cru
SADIE against gambling in political clubs.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-07-10
M. ]. YOUNG OUT ON BAIL.
Boston Dynamiter Gets Liberty Pending
Appeal.

Leavenworth, Kan, July l0.--Michael
J. Young of Boston and Charles Wach-
meister of Detroit, two convicted at the
recent dynamite conspiracy trial at In
dianapolis Were released from the fed
eral penitentiary yesterday when no.
tice was received by the officials here
that their bonds had been approved by
the government.
They left Immediately for their re-
spective homes. Only ten of the SO con-
victed men brought here in January
from indianapolis, when the famous
hearing of the McNamaras and others
alleged to have been concerned in the
dynamting of the Los Angeles Times
office and other buildings through the
country remain in prison.
The government holds over $4,000 in
bonds for the mems release, pending
appeals next fall.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-07-10
PRIEST BARS SLIT
SKIRTS AT ALTAR
Says Church Is Neither a Ball Room
Nor Recreation
Pier.

Meriden, Conn, July TO- Meriden
was much wrought up yesterday and
there was much speculation as to wheth-
er there would be a falling off in the
congregation Of st. Roses Catholic
church, following the announcement Of
the Rev. James Conlon that women
whom he believes to be immodestly or
too scantily clad would be barred from
the sacrament OF the altar. FIR. Conlon
said he believed it was his duty to refuse
holy communion TO women in slit skirts
or girls wearing low or peek-a-boo
waists.
The church is neither ball room nor
a recreation pier" he said. Il have no
objection to women wearing cool, decent
clothes, but it is time TO call a halt
when they appear in things that are
mere apologies for sleeves, a wisp of
cloth and yard of nothing"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-07-10
SUES IN MASSACHUSETTS.
First Case Against the Titanic To Be
Brought in That State.

Boston, Mass, July l0.-The first suit
brought in the Massachusetts, courts for
loss of life on the steamer Titanic
was entered in the superior court yes
terday by counsel for Mrs. Nitric Wise
man of Quebec. for the benefit of her
self and six children seeking to recover
$50 900 from the Oceanic Steam Naviga
ton Co., Limited, for the loss OF her
husband. PHILIPPE Wiseman.
She claims the steamer was INSULT
GENTLY equipped with life preservers and
was being pushed for speed in the face
of warnings against icebergs.
She also claims that the Lord Camp
bell act entities her to prosecute the
suit in this state.