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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26

An exciting game OF ball was played
out at the viaduct field Sunday morn
ing of which the Opelousas Toads de-
feated the Lower Coast ball team by
the score of to 4. This was the Sec
ond game played between the Toads
and the Lower Coast, when Sunday be-
fore last they played fourteen inning
tie game, so they decided to meet
again of which the Opelousas Toads
game home with the honors. The
features of the game was that pitcher
J. Hughes who pitched for the Toads,
he put the ball right on over for the
other but some of them could not find
it. He was credited with ten strike
outs. Rice pitched for the Lower
Coast but the Toads found his shute
and hit the ball all around the field,
especially Harding of the Toads with
a man on third base who was anxious
to get in home slap the sphere over the
left fielders head for two bases, he was
applauded by the crowd. Casey of the
Toads we must not leave him out be-
cause he made him a catch that you
very seldom see in the big leagues,
while playing on the left hand side of
the base the batter hit towards the
other side Casey ran to that side of the
base and made him shoe string catch,
he lost his balance and fell but held
tight to the ball, he was also cheered
by the crowd. All the rest of the
Toads gave their pitcher good support.
The players were as follows:
Opelousas Toads-Umbach, c. T.; C.
Spahr, 1 b.; Whitmore, 3 b.; Harding,
]. T.; Bergeron, s. g.; Casey, 2 b.; Har.
per, r. T.; Hughes, p; Sirey, c.; Buch.
holz.
Lower Coast-Hammond, s. s.; HUM
b.; King, 2 b.; Breckle, l b.; Murray,
r. f.; Rice, p; Pendas, c. T.; Van Dees,
c.; Corbett, l.. +.
Score by innings: R.H.E.
Lower Coast Il o 2 / O00-4 4 a
Ope. Toads II 2 0 0 02x-5 6 a
Summary: Two-base hit-Harding.
Sacrifice hit-Harper Struck out-By
J. Hughes 10, Rice 6. Base on balls
on Hughes 1, of Rice 5. Hit by pitch
ed ball-Sirey. Left on bases-Toads
8, Lower Coast 2. Time of game
hour 40 minutes. Umpires-Teal,
Brown, Braai. Scorer-V. judith.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
RidiculousI

you should take exercise every
day." said the physical culturist.
You make me laugh" answered the
seeker after health. Il work so hard
that get too tired to take any exer-
else"
And you should take a bath every
day"
What for?'
What for? Why, 1t will make you
feel better"
Take bath every day just because
it makes me feel better! Say, what do
you think l am-an epicureY'-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Had Enough,

The reformed burglar, upon his re-
lease from Jail. was inclined to be a
bit facetious. Simply state" he re-
marked to reporter who CHANGED to
be in the vicinity, that under no cir
cumstances will i be a candidate for
another term" Proving that burglars,
as well as comedy actors. have a sense
Of humor.-Judge.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Thu History of the Kew.

The key was one Of the first things
invented by man. The primitive key
was probably a thorn or a splinter.
Afterward fshbones seem to have
come into use. Wooden pegs followed
these. In modern times the process Of
manufacturing keys Is very highly de-
veloped. Fifty years ago there were
only some hundred varieties Of keys,
each having its special name and dis
tinct use. Today they are LEGION
Harper's Weekly.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
He Was Mentioned.

did your rich uncle mention you In
his willY
Eyes"
Lucky dogr'
''Not at all. He specifically mention
ed the fact that l was not to be given
a dollar Of his money."-Detroit Free
Press.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
A FIRE.

About / 80 o'clock Wednesday after
noon an alarm was turned in from Box
4, between Pelican and Delaronde
streets. The department found that
only chimney had caught fire, which
did not require the efforts of the de.
partment The house was that of Mr..
Strasser of Verret street.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26

Any man or woman, In any age and
under any circumstances, who will
can live the heroic life and exercise
heroic infiuence.-Charles Kingsley.
Mind Reading.
81 am sure that girl has a kind heart
and considerable disposition" said the
young man. :
"Why?"
Because when I asked her what her
favorite flower was she took care to
name something that doesn't cost more
than 80 cents a Observation-Disclosures
Star.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
When He Feels II.

Another one Of these ways in which
the pestered can shut mp the Fostering:
do you suffer from cold in the
head?" asked the kindly butter-in Of
the snuffier ON the street car.
Invariably. when have one.
growled the victim and thereby eS
capped another remedy. Cleveian'
Plain Dealer
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Domestic Bliss.

I'm sorry 1 ever married your
shrieked the bride on the occasion Of
their first quarrel.
"You ought to bew retorted the
groom. really angry and bitter for the
first time. You beat some nice girl
out Of a good husband!'-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
One Of His Eaults,

Mr.. Peck-I must say you have
more faults than any other man I ever
met. Peck-Well, you have plenty Of
faults yourself. Mrs. Peck-There you
90 again. always changing the subject
when I try to talk to you.-Boston
Transcript.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Medical Case.

A young doctor said to a girl, DO
you know. dear. have heart affec
ton for you?"
Have you had it lung?" she coyly
inquired.
"Oh, yes; feel that | will liver trou-
bled life without your he fervently
responded.
"Then you had better asthma" she
softly ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Weekly.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
JUVENILE BASEBALL

NoTE-JuveniIe Baseball News will
not be received by The Herald unless
they are brought in not later than
Monday night. Two different articles
from the same club will not be &C.
cepted, and the articles must be
brought in to The Herald by the same
boy each week.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26

quaintance of Dandy jim was cOnsid-
cred mystery 10y the simple people
of the town, though it is easily ac-
counted for on the theory of love
laughs at lOckSmithS' BE this as ii
may. she had a conference with him
unknown To any one and set her wits
to work to free him from his sad con-
dition. Jim was to be given a fair
trial before Judge Lynch the next
morning, which meant that he would
be swung off by noon.
That night Mag made a second theft
of the horse-thOugh she put him back
in the stable before any one knew OF
his having been taken-and rode five
miles to the sheriff of the county and
begged him to interfere in the illegal
trial and hanging that were to take
place the next morning. Mays mott
ication was not official, and the sher-
If was not disposed to save the necks
Of horse thieves unless compelled to do
so officially. When Mag failed In this
she begged the sheriff to give her an
order for the body of Dandy Jim, and
the sheriff to get rid of her granted her
request The officer was not an edu-
Gated man and asked Mag to write
the order. She wrote, Give the body
of the horse thief to the bearer" and
he signed his name as sheriff to 1t, with
his official seal.
Mag rode back with her paper and
the next morning knocked at the door
of a young man who had recently come
to town from the east and had hung
out his single as an attorney. She
told him that she had been to the
sheriff to ask him to interfere, but
had failed All she could get out Of
him was an order for the horse thiefs
body that she might bury it decently.
Couldn't the lawyer do something to
save the mans life?
The young man asked to see the or
der for the horse thiefs body, and as
soon as he had read 1t he sat up and
took notice.
This is a habeas corpus" he said.
"A what7" asked Mag.
But the lawyer made no reply. He
sat down by a table and sprinkled a
lot Of Latin words over the order, put
In the horse thiefs name-which he
got from Mag-and his own name, and
when he got through with 1t 1t was
the most formidable legal document
that had ever been seen in those parts.
He had scarcely finished when through
a window Dandy Jim was seen being
led to a shed near by for trial.
He was convicted before the lawyer
could get ready to go to his defense.
and the Judge was pronouncing sen
tence when the former approached the
court and said:
"Your honor, hereby present an
order Of habeas corpus in this case
from the sheriff"
The sherifrs name, backed by his
seal and the sprinkling OF Latin words,
was too much for the committee, and
II surrendered the prisoner.
Two days later the real thief was
brought in and was swung or in Dandy
Jims place.
This story ends as all such stories
should end, with a wedding between
Dandy Jim and Mag.
The Hyacinth.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Had IL Hiddao.

The man was looking at houses.
where's the lawn?
Here II is" said the agent. "The
man next door had his doormat over
it"-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Splendid Field.

Rankin-What do you think about
simplified spelling. old man? Rogers
That the promoters of it ought to send
missionaries to Wales.-Judge.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
The Hyacinth.

The hyacinth, commonly known as
the "jargoon." is often found in color
less crystals. These, carefully cut.
offer such a startling resemblance to
the diamond as would deceive any but
an expert.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
One on Each Corner

Bill have dog that's nearly thir.
ty inches high.-Dix-That's nothing.
I have one that stands over four feet.
Boston Transcript.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Quite q Joker.

Quite Q Joker.
"Dilks is facetious chap"
"Yesf"
HE refers to the Stock Exchange as
one Of our best known watering
Observation-Disclosures Age Herald.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Headstones.

The Turks were the first people to
bury their dead in cemeteries adorned
with ornamental headstones.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Money and Fun.

The more money you have the more
your fun will cost you.-Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26

True success means making more out
Of oneself than out of others.-Phila.
delphia Ledger.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
SPECIAL NOTICE.!


Catholic authorized
High School, frauds
and the police authorities
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
Consolation.
an expert

Stout Party-He called me colossal
ass. Friend-Well, you are large, you
know.-London Mail.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26
CaIiber.

"Blinks is a man of small caliber."
yet he is Stunned as q big BORE
Buffalo Express.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1913-06-26

Gabe-Why do they say that the
ghost walks on pay day? Steve-Be.
cause that's the day our spirits rise.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
GROW MORE POTATOES
Potato Expert Tells Why More Tubers
Must Be Grown.

According to Eugene H. Grub, the
famous potato expert, this country
next year will have to raise 100000
more bushels of potatoes than it did
this year.
Secretary of Agriculture James Will
son has quarantined this country
against potatoes from England, Scot
land, Ireland, Germany, Austria-Hun-
gary and New Foundland, because the
potato canker is prevalent in those
countries. That means that American
potato growers will have to get busy
and supply the deficiency that will
arise on account of this lack of impor-
tation.
What this means to the potato dis
tr1ct like Montrose county, which is
rapidly developing into one of the best
in the state, may well be realized. It
is necessary, however, for farmers to
take heed to the warning which was
sounded by Mr. Grubb on visit to
Montrose week ago. 1t will be re-
membered that at the time, Mr.. Grub
stated we should be very careful to
select seed free from disease, If pos
sible, for planting in the valley or
extremely deleterious results would
result to the district.
Mr.. Grubb also laid special empha-
sis upon the rotation of crops, saving
that diero~ard of this important fea
ture OF potato culture will eventually
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
EXTENSION WORK MOVING
Double Tracking OF Oregon Short
Line Moving Fast.

b. G. Manson, assistant general
manager for the Oregon Short Line,
returned this morning from Salt Lake
and Ogden, where he was in confer
ence with company officials for sew
eral days, during which time the in
spection of lines in Utah took place
He expressed himself as being well
satisfied with the general conditions.
The double tracking will be completed
between Fossil and Diamond, stretch
of 10 miles, by the end of the month
and the next 80 days will see the COM
pletion Of the double track west of
Pocatello to Michaud, a distance of
about ten miles. The double track
work between McCammon and Lava is
nearing completion, and the material,
such as ties, rails, ETC., is on the
ground for the double track work be-
tween Dingle and Pescadero. This
latter work will not be begun, how
ever, until the completion of the Fos-
sil-Diamond work.
Speaking of the general conditions,
Assistant General Manager Manson
said today:
There is practically no congestion
in the movement of the heavy crops of
the year. OF course, here and there,
and now and then, there is a shortage
of few cars. but nothing like the de-
lays of last year We have plenty of
cars and with our added power we are
able to move everything that is offer
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
WOMAN SHOOTS ST[PSON
Conflicting Reports and Statements
Regarding How Tragedy Occurred.

Sunday afternoon about o'clock
Mrs. Joe Palmer shot her fifteen-year-
old stepson through the right lung
with twenty-five rifle, at the Palmer
home northeast Of Oakley. At last
reports the boy was still living but in
a very serious condition.
Conflicting statements by the wo-
man and others who witnessed the
tragedy make it impossible to state
just how the shooting occurred. 1t is
known. however, that there had been
disagreement and hot words had
passed. Mrs. Palmer is southern
woman, and has the proverbial quick
temper. She declares the shooting an
accident and is Frustrated with grief
and remorse over the occurance-
Burley Bulletin.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
ADVERTISING THE TRACT
Cars for Kansas Loaded With Hay
With Banners on Each Side.

Alive to its interests the residents
OF the Twin Falls country, who ship
ped a trainload of hay into the drought
killed section Of Kansas, placed ban
ners on either side bearing the in
scription, This hay raised in the arid
section of southeastern Idaho by irri-
CATION"
e. l.. Gilbert, who recently returned
from Kansas City, tells of the arrival
OF the hay into Kansas City and states
that people crowded on both sides of
the train, read the signs, examined the
hay and began asking questions. In
the crowds. he states, were many
farmers, whose ranches had been prac-
ticlly burned up by the drought and
they manifested more interest than
others and inquired as to the price of
land in this country Being an Idaho
booster, Mr.. Gilbert let the people
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
SUPPLY OF CHOLERA SERUM
Good Supply Will be Shipped to This
Section.

DR.. V. c. White, state veterinarian,
reports that he has succeeded in get
ting limited supply of hog cholera
serum. He has on hand at this time
$4,000 cubic centimeters of the rem
edy. OF this amount $4,000 cubic CEN
tlmetrs are to be shipped at once to
the Twin Falls section. The state is
supplying the serum to the farmers
at actual cost.--Nampa Record.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24

ed us. The crops of Idaho especial
~, are heavy and everything is NOV
ing"
The new and modern freight house
at Pocatello is now In service and the
foundations for the new shops are
practically completed. The structural
steel and iron work for the latter is
enroute from the east and upon it's ar
rival rapid progress on the building of
the new shops is anticipated Poca-
tello Tribune.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24

result in poor, unmarketable potato.
Sorting and grading of potatoes for
market is also considered a very i'm
portant feature and emphasis was laid
upon this by Mr.. Grubb.-M ontrose
(Colo) Press, Oct. 3, 1913.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24

A repetition OF your want adj. at
small coe' 'r'rN' ''nay" If you're try
ing to rent rooms.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24

know he was from this state where
irrigation abounded and crops never
failed and he soon had large audi
ence while he explained how the lands
were developed, water taken from
the streams through irrigation bitches
and while practically no rain fell
during the summer months there was
always an abundance of water.-Cap.
ital News
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
Goats $3.50

Comprising fine all wool
chinchillas and so-called
astrakan cloths, some of
which are full satin lined
and most surprising values.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
Buster BrOun
School Shoes
fit Cost

This entire stock will be closed out at cost This does
not mean at profit, but actually at cost. This offers
opportunity to buy high grade shoes at prices you
would have to pay for cheap shoes.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
Home Visitors Excursion Via Oregon
Short Line.
EAST,

EAST,
To Denver, Omaha, Kansas City, st.
Louis, Chicago, Minneapolis and many
other points, October rs, November %
and "a, December 20 and 22nd. Limit
80 days from date of sale.
WEST.
To San Francisco, Los Angeles and
other points November %, "a, Deem
Der 20, %. Long limits. See any o. s.
I. agent for rates and further parti-
culars. Oct IA to Is
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
Special
Underwear Sale

We offer line of 75c Mentor underwear to close out
at Soc EACH
We also have broken sizes in some lines of Childens
Underwear that we will close out at substantial reduc-
ton
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
Ladies Coats
$4.08, 1850 and $3.50
Goats ,$4.08 Goats $3.50 Goats $3.50

Comprising new cloth
coats and the good pony
skin coats of black-mak-
ing excellent morning coats
and most comfortable for
cold weather.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
Special Millinery
$4.Q5

his big department coming into the sale with the
best offering ever made in seasonable millinery Beau
hfu hats of most artistic shapes and trimming, equal
to much higher priced millinery. will be sale at the
popular price of $4.95.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24

These comprise the new
drapped effects in velour
de leine and late styles in
cut chinchalla. Certainly
are extra good.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
Ladies' Suits for Less===S/O Up

Every suit offered bargain including the best mems Arlington
tailored effects of
showing line of
and SIS 90 offer moderate style good every
styles and for the lady who follow
I'M resng
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1913-10-24
Blanket Special
$Z.OO

Till Nov st. unless sold out BEFORE we will sell our
regular $l.35 blanket for $l.O0 pair A large size
heavy German finish blanket and dandy this excep-
tonal figure, LOO pair
Connecticut western news., 1913-10-16
Keep a Stiff Upper Lip.

If hard luck your spirit is riling, lust face the old world all a smiling
 Keep a stiff upper lip. If your pocket is empty don't blow it, If your feelings are wounded don't show
 it, If gloomy, let nobody know it.
 Keep a stiff upper lip. If tears come, pull out your bandana As you dry them, just sing hosanna-
 Keep stiff upper lip. If your sky is all clouded with sorrow, There comes a brighter tomorrow;
 Keep a stiff upper lip. If your clothing is tatted and torn, Iris worse thing to look all forlorn-
 Keep stiff upper lip. Let your spirits be happy and free, Then the people who meet you won't see The old hat or the patch on your knee
 Keep a stiff upper lip. If you have been pacing the floor Der debts till your feet are all sore
 Keep stiff upper lip. Let the other man pace it awhile, Until he is ready to smile, And give you another fair trial
 Keep stiff upper lip. If times become hard and harder, And there's only crust in the larder-
 Keep a stiff upper lip. Though the sheriff grabs hold of your
 collar And threatens to take your last dollar, Don't whine like baby and "holler"-
 Keep stiff upper lip. If you're honest and faithful and true, Your friends will be faithful to you
 Keep a stiff upper lip. Don't cheat, don't be tricky, don't lie, And never, no, never say die, Keep heaven and hope in your eye
 Keep a stiff upper lip.
 -FxChanpe
Connecticut western news., 1913-10-16
The Twilight Witch.

The twilight witch comes with her stars And strews them through the blue; Then breathes below the sunset bars A breath of meadow rue; She trails her veil across the skies And mutters to the trees, And in the wood, with firehy eyes, She wakes the mysteries, The twilight witch, with elf and fay, Is coming down the slumber way, Sleep, my dearie, sleep. The twilight witch, with crescent moon Stoops on the wooded hill; She answers to the owlet's tune, And to the whippoorwIll. She leans above the reedy pool
 And wakes the drowsy frog, And with the toadstool, dim and cool, Rims gray the old dead log. The twilight witch comes stealing down To take you off to slumber town, Sleep, my dearie, sleep. The twilight witch, with windlike tread, Has entered in the room; She steals around your trundle-bed And whispers in the gloom. She says: "I brought my steed along, My faery steed of gleams, To bear you, like breath of song, Into the land of dreams. am the witch who takes your hand And leads you off to faeryland,
 The far-off land of sleep"
 Madison Cawein.
Connecticut western news., 1913-10-16
Columbus Dav.

The American people have never been strong on holidays. Formerly the farm boy scarce expected to get July 4 off the hayfefd. Even now many merchants in small cities keep stores open holiday mornings.
 Columbus day, now legal holiday, Oct. 12, in 24 states, is the latest In the family of popular celebrations. To many industrious persons, public holi- day is an occasion of popular dissipation, at the best time when people take wear lsome jaunts, uniting themselves for work. To them the growing observance of this October festival means simply stoppage of production, loss of wages for working people, and the waste of purposeless loaing.
 To elderly people who remember when ! there were few holidays and no vaca- tions. often 12 hour periods of work in factories, present day habits of loafing seem absurd. They forget that in the simple old times. while there was great 1 persistence in labor, there was little speed. The man who could stop an hour at the bench to gossip with his neighbors took his holidays as he went along.
 In these days of efficiency when every motion is timed to the revolutions of machinery or the office clock, the human body is under severe strain. There are none too many breaks. A day in the woods may leave the escaped worker tired at night. But wholesome break has been made in the gray monotony of toll.
 AS for the occasion that draws one out in the sunshine, it makes little differ ence. Christopher Columbus is worthy of any honors that may be offered to him by those who recognize the real significance of the day. In a time of ig- norauce and fear, he stood for enlight- ment, progress, and heroism. Had this continent been properly named, it would have been called Columbia instead of America. a.-Hartford Post. -.4a,,,zv.- -