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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
BILL SUNDAY APOLOGIES
TO NINE. SCHUMANN-HEINK

HAMMOND, Ind, May 22-The
controversy between Billy Sunday,
the baseball evangelist who is con-
Quoting a revival in South Bend. and
Nine. Schumann-H einl. the singer.
has ended, with an apology by sun
day to Schumann-H eink, in which
the former blames some reporter for
making a serious statement out Of
what be says was a joke. In a SER
mon Sunday said that Schumann-
Helnk and other prima donnas were
cheap skates compared with moth
ers.
Schumann- Heink was at South
Bend at the time and answered Sun
day by saying: What does this
Sunday man mean by calling me a
cheap skate? Am 1 not the mother
of eight children Didn't l nurse
them myself? One Christmas didn't
travel more than three thousand
miles to be with them? Never was
my reputation stained by an unkind
act toward another. My children
have been my inspiration.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
LAND LAW CALLED
SEMT-BARBAROUS ACT

LONDON. May 22.-The Daily Mail
in an editorial SAYS:
The California land law treats the
japanese as If they were semi-bar-
barous Asiatic undesirables whose
presence only in a white country is
morally. physically and economically
communicating. This dispersion rouses
them to fury, and in their anger they
may drive their government TO peril
Gus lengths. It seems almost inered-
ible that an adjustment shouldn't
have been reached. but the situation
is clearly one Of considerable diff
Guilty. II has a close personal inter
est to ourselves, for IL would be dis
tressing 70 find our American kins-
folk IN serious conflict with our Jap
anese allies and upon an issue in
which the Americans viii command
the sympathies Of Western Canada.
and Australia.
We may take it for granted that
Sir Edward Grey. whose peace-mak-
ing has been less amateurish than
Mr. Bryan's. will use all legitimate
British influence to bring the disput-
ants to an understanding"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
CONTRACTS FILED

These contracts were filed in the
county clerks office today:
Lyman Geltziler and Louis LehAer.
owners, with s. Kimmel, contractor,
general work, 5000: corner South Or
ange avenue and Nineteenth street.
Peter C. Strebinger, owner, with
Kaplan Bros. Inc, contractors. gem
eral work, $4,000; Vermont avenue
and Record street, Nailsburg.
John Groom, of Irvington. owner,
with Charles Geffinger of lrvington.
contractor. mason work. S1S5, 244
Lyons avenue. Irvington. Same own
er with Oscar ]. Verhoek. OF same
town, contractor. plumbing work.
1906; same PREMISES. Same owner
with Frederick Young. of same town,
contractor, carpenter work, 1854; same
premises.
Newar kand Essex Land and I'm
provement Co. Inc, owners, with II.
Rachlin. contractor. general work,
S725; Princeton and Prospect streets.
Hilton. Same owners with J. Rosen-
baum. contractor, painting and paper
hanging, 1915: same premises.
Charles Sommsr. owner. with Sam
Yabliek. contractor, geenral work,
IS. 500: 6S1-6S3 South Twelfth street.
Max Vera, owner. with Sam Ia
bolsky, contractor. tile and marble
work S51S: S2-S4 Prince street
oxford Homes Co, Inc. owners.
with Richard DOYLE, contractor. gem
eral work. SIS, 400: Asa. asa, 456, ass,
400 North Eleventh street.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
REAL ESTATE

Frankiyn s. Rouse to Nathan Reichen-
berg. Caldwell, northeast eide Grove
street, 52l feet southeast from Ryerson
1 avenue, 1900
Jacob Wajtowitz TO Eleventh Ward
Building and Loan Association, lrvington,
west side South Twentieth street. 20 feet
north from Sixteenth avenue, $500.
James Y. Nicoll to Essex County Build
| ing and Loan Association. Bloomfield.
west side Ella street, 21g feet north from
| Cross street. 500.
| Hugh Lynn to North Ward Building and
Loan Association. Verona, west side Elm
wood road, 1856 feet north from Claremont
avenue, $500.
| Harry n. Flournoy ct al TO Continental
Building and Loan Association, West Or
ange. southwest side Cherry street. 70
Same to same, West orange, southwest
side Cherry street. 80 feet southeast from
Orange place. $500.
| Amalia Heyl and husband to Central
Building and Loan Association, Belleville.
west side Oak street, 511 feet north from
Joralemon street, SlsoO.
Sarah c. Fitzgerald and husband TO
/ Franklin Hill Company. Bloomfield, south
! side Newark avenue, 221 feet west from
an angle, $500.
Van Keuren & Son to Edward ]. Ill.
East Orange, east side Oak street, 50 feet
northeast from Linden avenue, $500.
| John J. Flynn to South Park Building
/ and Loan Association, East Orange, east
| side Sanford street, 175 feet south from
| Rhode Island avenue $3,3O0.
May r. Caldwell and husband To Wal
| ter s. Macintosh. West Orange, west side
| Overlook avenue. 22SN feet southwest from
| Lawrence avenue. 1913.
Flora e. Umbehend and husband to
| same, West Orange. south side Lawrence
avenue. 37s feet west from South Valley
street. $l,70e
James p. Pearce 10 Charles colyer
(trustee). 1rvington, northeast side Hal
| stead avenue. 443 feet northwest from
| Sfuvvqeant avenue ~ 900.
Same to Roy s. Trowbridge, Irvington.
same property. $3.50
Samuel J. Holmes to Charles S. Holmes.
Cedar Grove, south side Lakewood ave-
nue.. $50 feet west from Ridge road. $500.
Salvatore Raimondi to South Orange
Building and Loan Association. South
Orange. southeast side Church street. 4i6
feet northeast from Third street, $3.50.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
KILLS FATHER IN FIGHT

NEW YORK. May 22-Killing his
aged father, a veteran of the Civil
War, and dangerously injuring his
brother, Harry Mann, a longshore-
man, is in the Tombs today charged
with hoDicide. He knocked off work
last night and on his way home
stopped in several saloons, drinking
enough to make him quarrelsome.
When he entered the home his father
told him he would be put out if he
didn't stop drinking. A quarrel en-
sued and Harry stabbed his father,
John Mann, 70. in the abdomen. AS
his brother, Winfield, went to his
parents aid he was was stabbed in
the shoulder. Harry then turned on
his mother, but was arrested by two
policemen who had heard the cries
of the mother.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
ASTOR OWNS SPEEDIEST
FIFTY-FIVE FOOT YACHT

NEW YORK. May 22.-vincent
Aston, the worlds richest bachelor. is
now owner of the fastest fifty-five-
foot yacht in American waters, a
craft that developed yesterday in its
initial trial a speed of better than
thirty-two miles an hour and is
he of thirty -five if pushed to the
limit.
built at the Seabury yards. Its mo-
tive power is supplied by new en-
CINE, an invention of Charles L. Sea-
bury.
The boat, engine. equipment and all
cost a trifle over $4,000.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
JERSEYITES Go BAIL FOR
HAWTHORNE'S ASSOCIATE

NEW YORK, May 22.-Albert w.
Freeman, who with Julian Haw-
thorne and DIR. William ]. Morton
was convicted recently of using the
mails to sell worthless mining stock,
was released from the Tombs under
$15O,0O0 bail yesterday pending action
by the United States Circuit Court
of Appeals on his plea for a. retrial.
This is the largest bail ever demand
ed in the Federal courts of this dis
trict, exceeding the c. w. Morse bond
by $4,000.
James S. Stuart, ex-mayor of Ram
sey, N. j., where Freeman lived, is
one of sixteen who are on his bail
bond his contingent being $4,000.
DIR. Robert w. Rodman. of Allendale,
N J., contributes $500 share.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
DENVER VOTES TO TUNNEL
CONTINENTAL DIVIDE

DENVER, Col, May 22.-The Mof-
fat tunnel amendment. which was
carried by 10000 majority at an cleo
ton, opens the way for boring a tun-
mel through the Continental Divide.
, The voters of Denver in the election
yesterday authorized tunnel COM
mission, which will formulate a
scheme for the bond issue, which will
later be submitted to them, for con-
structing six-mile tunnel through
the Continental Divide, in conjunction
with the Denver and Salt Lake rail-
way formerly the Moffat road
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
MORTGAGES RECORDED.
NEW ARK

James A. Hanna to Kinney X Nesl
Building and Loan Association. south
side Kenmore av, 26S feet west IFoui
Sanford street, $2,4OO. 1..,,t.,
Zacharias G. Huber to Surety Bnllulng
and Loan Association, south side Dicker
son street, so feet west from Morris ave-
Margaretha Barth to David weissman
west side Schley street, ~ Feet south
from Nye avenue, 5000.
Mary Watson and husband 10 Raenel
F. Cook (trustee), west side Ridge street
62S feet north from Montclair avenue
s. 500.
burger. north side Orange street S25 feet
west from Nesbitt street, $1,000.
Harry Kolodiu to Fourteenth Waro
Building and Loan Association, nortneas'
corner Second sand Summer avenues
Saium Rosenbaum to Independence
Building and Loan Association, west SIDE
South sixteenth street, $40 feet north from
Fourteenth avenue, 5000.
Louis G.. Sturm TO j. jacob Scnmlut,
west side South Fourteenth street 4z4
feet north from Avon avenue, $1,000
Isaac Reider TO Henry B. Heinsheimer,
south side West Kinney street ~ lee'
southwest from Boyd street, $500
Awiezer TiLfowitch to South SIDE Buliu-
ing and Loan Association, east side Hun
terdon street Y feet northeast from
Watson avenue. $1,000 ..,s
ing and Loan Association east side Bel
mont avenue. 167 feet south from Clinton
avenue, $4,000.
saIum Rosenbaum TO George J. Wolf,
south side Hinsdale place, 307 feet east
from an angle. $1,000
Jules Mechanic to Acme Il. Edgecombe,
south side Grafton avenue: 40 feet west
from Washington avenue, $3.50.
Z Robert Kuebler to Woodside Building
and Loan Association. east side Chfton
avenue, $50 feet north from Heller park
way $500.
Mary r Hahn and hus to Charles F,
Webner east side Leslie street 200 feet
north from Bragaw avenue, $500
William J. Robins to Construction, and
Security. Company, north side Cottage
street, PSI feet east from Mulberry street,
$500
Same TO same same property, Ss2po
TOWNSHIPS.
Henrietta n. Hynes to Fidelity Trust
Company. South Orange. south side Bur-
net street, IS feet northeast from Maple
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
THIRD PARTY JULY MEETING

NEWPORT. R. l.. May ear
engagements were made last night for
two days meeting of the Progress
sive party here July 2 and 3. For
mer President Roosevelt, former
United States Senator Albert J. Bev-
eridge. of Indiana; Jane Adams, OF
Chicago; Joseph G. Walker. former
speaker of the Massachusetts, House
OF Representatives, and some promi-
nent members of the party from the
South are among those who are ex-
pected to speak. Colonel Roosevelt
it was said. would probably talk on
naval matters.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
JOHN D. GETTING POOR

CLEVELAND, May 22.-John d.
Rockefeller is rapidly losing his
wealth and is becoming practically a
poor man. according to the report OF
John I. Fischer. tax assessor for
Cleveland Heights, in which place the
Forest Hill estate of the oil king is
situated. The figures show that a
year ago Mr.. Rockefeller returned
his personal property as worth $3.50.
This year he is poorer by $2,905, his
return of personal property being
S4.2S5.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
FLORIDA HoNoRs FLAoLER

JACKSONVILLE. Fla, May e.
Industrial Florida will stand In
silence tomorrow afternoon for five
minutes. beginning at o'clock. when
the funeral of Henry NJ. Flagler takes
place. Every city in the State will
send bodies as a guard of honor.
Services will be held at the funeral
hour in every city down the east
coast.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
RIOT ENDS "voTEs' MEET

PHILADELPHIA, Pa. May PAN
attempt by women suffragists to con-
duct an open-air mass-meeting last
night in the mill district of Kensing-
ton resulted in a riot which was not
auelled until the reserve detail from
neighboring police station had been
brought upon the scene.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
GIVES MEDALS TO WOMEN

NEW YORK, May 22.-The Ma
tional Institute of Social Sciences at
a meeting last night at the New York
Academy of Medicine awarded gold
medals to Miss Mabel 7. Boardman,
of Washington, d. c.. and to Miss
Lillian D. Valid, of this city.
The one was in recognition of Miss
Boardman's work in the American
Red Cross Society and the other in
recognition of social service work in
this city.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
FRIEDMAN PATIENT DIES

GLOvERSvILLE. N. Y, May "a
Five weeks to a day from the time
he was inoculated with the serum
discovered by DIR. Friedrich Franz
Friedman at Providence, r. l.,
Monis Norris Rosenthal, of Glovers-
vile, died. He had had pulmonary
tuberculosis less than year.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
NO VICE REPORTS IN MAIL

PHILADELPHIA, May 22.-Mem-
bers of the Protestant Episcopal
diocese, who planned to have 10000
copies of the report of the Philadel-
phia Vice Commission distributed,
have been denounced by Chief Postal
Inspector James Cortelyou. Cortelyou
described the report of the vice in
vestigators as unfit for public print
and for distribution through the
mails
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
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PIPE KILLS WOMAN, 100

MALONE, N. Y. May 22.-Mrs.
Charlotte Slime. 100, an inmate of
the Franklin county poorhouse. while
lighting her pipe, set fire to her dress
and was fatally burned She had
been smoker over eighty years.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22

France is all ready to fight Ger
many. Experience evidently does not
teach France anything worth remem-
bering.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22


life without driving grim cold
wEb 9IiSTNa TF II cE AN Hf
HoNE
DOLLARS WHERE
is aas
and
who fought the same night nn mon m
with
VIII goods tel you 10
blessed ambition
SHE CANATAKE HOLD OF THIS
wonaIui series M success
TO
Will write @ swEfedi aoSe fRsner t6
mall
OF
this business made all Of this bad
=
will more
of
Of dollars to 1t Is flashed the
Whatever do my FREE
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22

IN 1s. MONTHS 1 TOOK IN $3.50 900 90
IN THE MAIL ORDER BUSINESS,
STARTING WITH ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS. NOW HAVE ENORMOUS EN-
TERPRISES, OVER 400. 900 CUSTOMERS,
AND AM KNOWN EVERYWHERE As
THE MAIL ORDER WIZARD OF AMER
IF YOU WORK OVER A SET OF
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OR OVER A TYPEWRITER, OR BE-
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BETTER! L SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE
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You, who read this. no matter who you
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first time in your life, perhaps, TO see the
money roll In to you at every visit OF the
postman, without grinding out your heart
and soul and body for every dollar Of 1t.
!, Walt c. Cunningham. right now oner
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22

John Yodzewich ct ux to William
Yodzewich. north side of Dukes street,
993 feet east from Davis avenue, 50x100.
and south side Of Tappan street. 1876 feet
east from SCHUYLER avenue. 25x1O0. 81.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
Kearny Mortgages.

Joseph f. Hall ct ux to Citizens Build
ing and Loan Association. north side OF
Tappan street, 500 feet west from Davis
avenue, 2TxSl 500.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
WEST HUDSON REALTY

JERSEY CITY, May 22.-The follow
ing deed and mortgage affecting property
in West Hudson were recorded yester-
day:
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22

Fresh or Corned Lamb Tongues,
each ....., .131Ic
Extra Fancy Homeless Hams.
Fresh sliced Calves Liver, h., 141sc
Sweet Pickle Corned Tongue.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22
LET NE PAY YOU $500 MONTHLY
If You Stay BOSSED You'll Be Lost


BUSH
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-22

Henrietta II. Hynes to Fidelity Trust
Company. South Orange. south side Bur-
net street, Is feet northeast from Maple
avenue, $500.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-12-18
USE ALCOHOL FOR THE HAIR
Much Better Than a Shampoo After
Ore Has Got Through a Hot and
Dusty Journey.

II the hair Is dusty and unmanagea-
BILE after q journey Of any sort, try
using alcohol to make 1t funny. The
alcohol will dry In q few moments and
the hair will be ready then to arrange.
Many women who have taken rail-
road Journey Of several hours dura-
ton to a wedding or dance have found
their hair, owing to the heat and dust
OF the journey. quite heavy and dirty
and have despalred Of getting 1t IN
shape IN time for the festivities. A
shampoo takes too long to be INDUCED
in while one is dressing-and some
times It leaves the hair too futy Tor
irnmedIate managing.
To get back to the alcohol treat
nsnt. Part the hair and rub little
aicohol on a piece Of gauze on the
scalp until It is free from dust. Then
rub the hair about the brows and ears
and the nape of the neck with the al
,cohol. OF course, It should first have
been brushed as free as possible from
dust. Then let the hair hang loose
~ until the alcohol has dried out. The
hair WIN be light and fluffy.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-12-18
Eouuht on EDGE Of RrecIpIcc.

A terrible struggle took place near
a precipice of 5000 feet, ON the south
slopes Of the Bernina rapge, between
an Italian officer and private.
An Italian custom-house patrol, I'M
der the command Of Lieutenant Rocia,
was visiting the Alpine posts in the
Valtelin, on the Swiss frontier, when
the officer had to reprimand a soldier
named Cell. This man determined to
have revenge.
When the patrol was away on other
duty Cell attacked his officer on a
lonely Alpine pass and attempted to
throw him over the precipice. A long
struggle followed, the men being OF
about equal strength and unarmed.
The officer, to save his life, bit
through an artery in the wrist OF his
subordinate, who collapsed, owing to
loss OF blood. Soon afterward the pa
troll arrived and carried Cell to a hos
pital in the valley, where he recov-
cred.
The military court, which has now
tried the case at Milan, took into con-
sideration the condition Of the soldier.
and above all, the refusal Of his officer
victim to prosecute, and sentenced
Cell to six months imprisonment
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-12-18
you RIe.AooEEp. LAUNDERING eLockHEAD!"

that there's room a.plenty to steer
around me as q general thing, and II
there amt, you can ask me to move
to one side and let you a-past. I'd
sooner do that than have you walk on
me.
Here's the thing I want you to
keep in mind, Nels, my friend" con-
tinued the Janitor. you can't square
yourself by apologizing. That amt
the general impression, know-not
with the ginks that have got the apol-
ogizing habit and seem to think that
they've made it all right when they
say they're sorry. They'll smash the
china vawse that your wife's cousin
that was in the commissary brought
home from the Emperor's palace as q
souvenir at the time Of the Boxer
trouble-a vawse that you've been Of
fered hundred dollars cold cash for,
and they'll say, oh, amt that too
bad! How careless Of me to slam 1t
again the radiator! didn't mean to
break 1t. / just though I'd see If 1t
sounded cracked And then they think
your wife's real mean II she doesn't
tell 'em that 1t amt no consequence.
And they'll jump into an automo-
bile and throw the clutch into high
and head right into the middle Of q
bunch Of kids. 'Bumpety-bump.' goes
the machine. What's that? say they.
Little girl killed? Dear me. amt that
too bad! We're just SO sorry as we
can be. We hadn't no more intention
of killing her than anything. We're
awful sorry And then they think
they're abused when L" cop arrests
them. We didn't run on says they.
We stopped and we apologized to the
heart-broken parents they says.
What more could we dor
There's all kinds. Of them" the
Janitor continued. You amt the
only one. There's them well.meaning,
but high-spirited rah, rah boys, with
their hazing, that I'd hike to have my
way with. They don't mean no harm
Nuou luCy I4o y uCN SOuuhy ~ manu-
and foot aud gag him and lay him on
the railroad track; they just want to
scare him q little, and II they hadn't
forgotten all about the $40 express, It
would have been all right-unless the
kid died Of heart failure. They're just
as sorry as you was. AM It certainly
seems too bad to give them q set
back on their education= by firing 'em
out Of college Just on account Of .
boyish prank and after they had ex-
pressed their regret, don't It?
1T amt oniy the once thu. jabs tho
ends Of their umbrellas in your face
and upsets their billing coffee in yor-
lap with their elbow and SHORTCOMINGS
you and sits down on your silk hat
and soch as that IS needs the fool
Killers attentions. There's breed
tina. WI knock you TN your best
friends Ron't speak 70 Jon and when
you 90 70 'sm abOlf 4 with oloqd
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-12-18
The Basement
Philosopher
By KENNETH HARRIS
(coVyarA. 1913. b. W. @. cA.un.a)

The Janitor sat at the top OF the
stone steps that led to the basement,
nursing his injured toe, q grimace Of
pain comforting his usually pleasant
countersrce. His Scandinavian as
sistant was at the bottom OF the steps
in the act Of arising from an undigni-
fed posture, complicated by crushed
ash can, and his expression was half
wrathful, half amazed.
Excuse me-" snarled the Janitor,
my foot slipped. And now we're
square. amt we? Don't look at me
in that tone Of voice or there1l be
more accidents and I'll have to wait till
you come to to make my apologies,
AID don't CO." he added. as the assist
ant picked up the can. "I've word
or two to say to you.
First of all, let me ask II you didn't
have the whole dashbinged court to
walk on without taking a constitution
al on my corns?" the Janitor de-
manded. you didn't mean to? Sure.
you didn't. l never supposed you had
the nerve to do 1t a-purpose; but /
want to tell you that what you meant
didn't take a pound OF your weight,
and your asking me to excuse you
didn't help none. You may think 1t
did, but you're wrong. II 1t had been
my feelings you had tromped on,
apologizing might have been a little
comfort, though that would depend;
but It was my corns. You remember
that, you big.hoofed laundering block
head! Excuse me calling you that,
won't you?
II see you've tore your pants on
that ash can. Well, I'm to blame. /
uidn't mean to have you do that, and
you'll have to pardon me. All real
ly meant was to break your neck and
teach you to look where you were
setting your feet. Ny intentions was
all right. Now the next time you
com tripping along where I'm stand
ing peaceable and quiet. you try and
remember that the world is wide and