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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01
GUARDING A DAUGHTER
Savannah Press

ion that the man was not guilty o.
brutality
If daughter is so hayward as 10
excuse even small measure of such
drastic discipline, she must indeed be
a subject for the reformatory, but
there is nothing-so far as the news
dictate such reflection upon the
young girls character.
In our judgement, no parent has the
moral right to exercise such peculiar
notions of discipline upon his daugh-
ter. The fact that he imagines such
acts of brutality spring from a desire
to keep the girl in the straight and
narrow path only proves how utterly
untitled he is to have the care and
guardianship of young girl budding
into womanhood. Were it his deliber-
ate purpose to rob his daughter of her
only sure protection from the snares
and delusions which beset youth, he
could think of no more deadly method
Destroy the instinct of self-respect
in a boy or girl and the gates of vice
are opened wide to them No forceful
restraint can hold them when that in
ner agency has been beaten down by
the very blows which bruised Their
tender flesh.
A home, wherein sympathy and con-
| fidence are at work in the making Of
pride of character, is the only help
that parents and guardians can give
their young folk. God pity the poor
girls who do not know its sheltering
arms.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01
GOOD FARM SALE.

We have for sale one of the best
plantations in the county, containing
$50 acres, located on Seaboard Al:
Line Ry., and one of the best gradeJ
roads in the county. Is convenient
to good school and churches; only Il
miles from Americas, and near tbs
thriving little town of Leslie, Ga.
This farm has two deep wells, six
room dwelling, barns and plenty u
tenant houses. # you want one o.
the best and we'll located farms IL
the county, this is your chance.
Address or see us at Leslie, Ga.
IL. SPEER & R. ]. SIMS,
Administrators.
s31 -30c-d&w-advt.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01
HOW TO ADDRESS A LETTER

The postmaster at Americas has re-
ceived from the postofice department
and is distributing in Americus 4
model form of address" for mail
package, and the information is given
that if all who use the mail will fol-
low this form. OF address, the mail
will not go astray. This model form
of address" appeals for close atter-
ton.
We confess surprise at the depart
ment statement in this connection:
more than 100000 pieces of mail
matter were sent to the division Of
dead letters dead letter office) last
year, large proportion of which
could not be delivered because Of
carlessness in writing addresses.
A statement by the postmaster at
Americas is quite as surprising: "It
you mail letter, directing it simply
to John Doe, Americas, Ca" you de-
lay it for hours longer than if you
addressed it John Doe, zoos Blank
Street." that being the exact address.
In other words, unless you give the
street address, the postoffice clerks,
sometimes during the day the letter is
received, will search the directory and
supply the street, or business address.
Mr.. John Doe may be the best known
man in the city. Also the clerk who
gets hold of his letter to handle It
may have just come to Americas from
one of the surrounding counties and
may not know the citizens of Ameri-
Gus. If you want the promptest and
most accurate service, supply the
street address or direct to general
delivery" if the letter is to be held at
the postoffice for delivery.
These suggestions may appear as
trifing, but the postoffice department
knows, and should be given the CO.
operation it asks, especially when such
cooperation can be given with so lit
tie effort and no expense, and also
when the end sought is the patron
| interest more than that of the govern
ment's.
The statement has been made by 6
department officer that if every letter
and paper and package put in the
mail was plainly and properly ad
dressed, 10 per eehtsssof ~the postoffict
clerk force in the United States coult
be Immediately dispensed with.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Sumter county is going to be strictly
in the lime light at the state fair. The
best county in south west Georgia is
going to make the best of them sit un
and take notice.
Americas, the best city in southwest
Georgia has an opportunity to do like
wise. While our county bretheren are
taking off the blue ribbons cash prizes
in the livestock show and agricultural
exhibits, Americas can make credit
able showing in the industrial part Of
the fair.
Americas is fast becoming a manu-
featuring center. Her industries are
of the kind that employ skilled labo~.
Her products are being shipped to all
parts of the world. The state fair will
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

1t is rumored that the present ball
park is to be used for commercial pur
poses next season. If this is true it is
up to the local magnates to get busy
and find other suitable grounds and
get them ready for next year.
To the majority of the fans the base
ball season seems a far ways off but
as far preparing ball park is con-
cerned the season is right on us. Rome
was not built in a day and neither can
a good ball park be built in that short
time. 1t takes time and work to get
new grounds in shape.
There is not the least doubt about it.
Americas is going to have team in
the league next season. That much is
assured. But is that team to be HON =
less. Are we going to let the season
slip up on us and then have to hustle
around and take the first vacant back
lot we can find?
If it is true that the present field is
to be put to other use then let's get
h11cv On tho now grounds
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

All subscriptions payable in ad-
'sanee.
Advertising rates promptly furnish
ed upon application.
Memorial Resolutions, Resolutions
g. Respect, Obituary Notices, ETC.,
other than those which the paper may
deem proper to publish as news mat
Ter, will be charged for at the rate OF
cents per line.
All advertising copy requiring two
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The business ofRce not later than noon
Of day prior to date OF issue in order
20 insure it's prompt insertion. AL
rcpy for space Of more than two col
pBlns should be submitted not later
than O'Clock of the day, two days
DTios TO Gate OF issue.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01
At Home

Bessie and BERTHE were at loss for
a game to play.
"Oh, let's play being at home and
have a day." suggested Bessie.
"A day." queried BERTHE. What
does that mean?"
Why, don't you know?" said Bessie,
wisely. All the fashionable people
have days. Gods day is Sunday, and
mothers is Tuesday"
-Harper's Magazine
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Mobile is Offering an al star bill for
tie Commercial Congress. The presl-
dent secretary Bill etc, viii be the a.
traction.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Sometimes you hear fellow boast
that he has 40 relatives he is ashamed
OF. But often it won't do to ask his
relatives If they have any of that type.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Tell a man that there are 270,169.-
1854 stars and he will believe You
But if sign says Fresh Paint he has
to make personal investigation.-Cin
cinnatti Enquirer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Business Is. booming in Americas.
Merchants report thar people are pay
ing up notes fiat will not be due fol
several months Jet Old Sumter is go
ing TO start off next season with clean
slate.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Before giving a woman's ailment a
fashionable name the doctor doesn t
look up the matter in medical cyclo-
pedin-he looks up her husband in
dstreet's.-Exchange
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

The loss In broken eggs in single
year amount TO 5000, 600, says an
exchange. There must be an unusual
lot OF bum plays ON the Toa%.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Porkers say cnat we will be eating
horse and mule meat before long. The
horse answers Neigh, neigh, not if they
know it,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

How about spending some OF your OFF
time cutting down those weeds? The
health officer wiQ gey you IF you don't
lock OUT
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Red hair VIII be all the style this
year says q news dispatch. Every clouI
has it's silver or golden lining.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

The state fair begins in few short
showing2
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Jane AdtfanTS claims that women
can stand it if they can
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Don't eat too much Save some room
for that 'Get-together" barbecue on the
seventh
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

The mer of the city are going to do
their share IN helping the ladies erect
that new hospital
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

September morn has left for parts
unknown She will be back with us
twelve months hence.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01
AN AMERICUS EXHIBIT AT FHE FAIR

furnish her an opportunity to show
Georgia what nifty city we have.
The logical thing for Americu1
manufacturers TO do it to get to-
gether" and have an "Americus Booth
at the fair. Let every industry Of the
city be represented. Have a capable
man in charge who will explain the
advantages of Americas and Americas
made goods.
There are fifty or more manufactur-
ing industries within the corporate
limits of the city that can be enlisted
IN the movement. Each and every one
can be represented with an exhibit or
literature.
What do you think Of the movement
Mr.. Manufacturer Get together.
Don't hide your light under a.bushel.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01
A NEW BALL PARK

There are several points to consider
in securing a new location. First of all
il is advisable to have the park located
as near town as possible. The present
location is ideal in that respect Second
a lot large enough to do away with
short fences is needed. The present
park is sadly lacking in that detail
Many a game was lost the past season
because of the short right field fens9.
Then a location that is level is de-
sirable to one that needs gradin :
Grounds that will drain easily are
also necessary.
It's hard matter to find location
that will meet all of these requir >
ments. 1t can't be done if we wait
till the last moment to begin the
search. Let's get busy and investi.
gate. If the present grounds will not
be available there's only one thing
left to do, get others. Baseball is 4
fixture in Americas. 1t has come tt
stay. Let's get busy and get a new
park ready right away.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Cheer up you fans. Well have tht
worlds series to talk about.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

A dull man doesn't need sharpen
ing TO bore.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

Money taTks-to the bill collector.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01
OFFICIAL ORGAN:

Americus, Ga, October /, 1913
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-10-01

seventh
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12

promptly S:l0 cICch D. .A- "a .-.
dent. Roll was called and ihe
members responded with with dues.
The business was then given TO he
advisory committee. After all bust
ness was gone over carefully the d
visory committee hen made their
report which was greatly in favor of
all the members. The NEE ing
was then turned into social func-
ton. Games and dancing wo9 in
dulged. The members were glad 10
have Miss Lula Shelby and Miss
Pheina May Woodfsll with them.
late hour a delicious ice course and
fruits were served by Miss Cordial
Cohen and Miss Maggie Fakes. Thu
meeting adjourned to hold call
meeting with Miss L. F. Johnson
nd % hold the regular meeting with
Miss Myrtle Johnson.
$50
Rose Bud Club.
Miss Ellen Lewis, Thursday even
ing entertained the regular meeting
of the Rose Bud Club When an
oepecially interesting program was
given. Two charming reviews
were heard by the large number of
members present. One by Mrs
}l9nche Cammeral and the other by
ISIS crssie NJ Suan., Both pertained
musical subjects. Mrs. Camerel
Old enter ainingly of the articles
rom Dunbar Miss Suan's review
collected from several different
ic'es and was an exceptionally
"oe'in" account of List and
new literature A delightful
YVES served after the program.
%%%
Microbes.
end Mrs. Phineas Baker we're
'00~onial host and hostess Of
N7o'o Mercedes Club, las1
'av evening at their cosy
~" On the East Side" The
"'nT vos opened by the president
Fal5or and after the reading of
r''nrtos IF the previous meeting,
go. the house was open for bust
7'ss. Quite deal of business was
"arsac'ed at this meeting, after
= h'G' "Poor" and "Whist" were the
''~' diversions Vocal and in.
rmon'al music was also enjoyed
Nr"u"hou' the evening. After
0v"ral hours # arjoyment, an elabo
ate end rhecheche collation. was
'erved.
Mrs Boxer Yves assisted in receiv
NJ BIZ her sisters Mrs. VIII Thomp
ION 9nd MS. F'nora Towson.
Those who enjoyed The hospitality
# this charming hostess were:
Mr. and Mrs. VIII Austin Mrs ]
Wvmon Brady, Mr.. and Mrs. Chas
Thorn Mrs. Charles Christopher
Mr. and Mrs Robert G Fason, Mrs
Mary Foil. Mrs. Louis Guild MIR. ant
WIS. Wesley Manev, Mrs A. r
Norris, Mrs Stephen Pierce ant
Mr.. and Mrs. VIII Young VISITORS
Mrs. Jones, MT. and Mrs Charlie
Hart, Mr.. and Mrs. VIII Thompson
Mrs. Elnora Towson and daugh' e.
Addie Towson and Misses JOSH
Woods and Ruby Leftwich
Tho club adjourned IN T1aet Wednes
dav December ~, with NJ and Mrs
j. Wymon Brady
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12
NAsHVILLE-GALLAT INTERUR-
BAN RAILWAY.
Bluegrass Line-Train Schedule.
NOrthbOund.

NOrtnDOuuOs
Cars leave Nashville for Gallatin
every hour, on the hour be-
ginning at ...............1;0O a. M
And hourly thereafter until 500 p. m.
Excepting noon cars, which run on
Saturday and Sunday only.
Note-No cars at 8 or 10 p. m,
Last through car for Gallatin
leaves Nashville daily and
Sunday at ............ ,.,..ll p m
1900 a. 10. car annulled on Sunday.
South Bound.
Cars leave Gallatin for Nashville
every hour, on the half hour,
beginning at ............5:3O a. M
And continuing until $3.50 p. m:
1890 a. m. cars FUN on Saturday and
Sunday only.
5 80 a. m. and $50 a. m cars are an
nulled on Sunday.
Cars at 1880 p. m, $3.50 p. m. and 1920
a. M run only to HendersonVille.
Last through car to Nashville leaves
Gallatin at $50 p. m
General office and ticket okce, SO2
Second Ave. North. Ticket offices
also at H. G. Hill & Cos stores,
Third Ave-, and Public Square, and
First Ave. and Public Square.
r. A. BAILEY, JR.,
Vice President and General Manager.
SO2 Second Ave, ~, Nashville, Tenn
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12
RAILROAD TINE TABLES.

New Lmon Statior City Ticket Ofies
221 Fourth Avenue. Telephone Main
75S. Effective July IA. 1918.
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12
NGS BANK WILL
ENTERTAIN.

At the meeting of the Board OF Dill
rectors, Wednesday night, of the
Peoples Savings Bank & Trust Com
pany, the regular monthly meeting of
the Directors was held. The routine
of business was transacted and it
was agreed by vote that the Board of
Directors would entertain the stock
holders at their annual meeting. The
Directors were assessed a sufficient
amount to cover the expenses, and
a committee was appointed to arrange
for the entertainment.
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12

Gained - Y4dc4 " the president Mr..
Brown. Roll was called and each
member responded with quotations
"n[ We we're proud see 50
many members out and to have Mr..
S ockell and Mr. J eak with us again
aftc~ 4 long vacation. Games and
singing were the features Of the
evening. A two-c9urse menu wac
served. The club adjourned 10 meet
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12
TENNESSEE CENTRAL II. II.

II. B. Chamberlin and w. X. McAlister,
Receivers.
Depart. Arrive.
+Hopkinsville Mail =. 7;55am 7:0npm
*Hopkinsville Accom- 5:00pm 9:00am
Lebanon Accom-. ..11:25am 2:00pm
aKnoXvnle Day Express. sos e:3Spm
KNOXVILLE Night Elk 9:30pm 6:15am
*Monterey Shop Train 4:00pm 10:05am
aDaily. daily except Sunday.
lebanon tccom.. e.. 6:pn 7:45am
Sleepers on night trains; individual
lights in each berth. Pullman service
between Nashville and Asheville. N. c.
through coaches on day trains be-
tween Nashville and Knoxville.
LINE-QUICKEST TIME.
H. w. TYSON c. T. A.
r. A. CHADWICK, G. P. A.
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12
ACCOMMODATION AND INTERUR-
BAN SERVICE

ACCOMMODATION AND INTERUR-
BAN SERVICE.
Assoc pm-Nashville and
Bowling Green "t0:05 am
Connection to and from ScottsVille.)
a*6:00 pm-Hopkinsville Ac-
commodation =. 1855 am
"3:40 pm-Nashville and
Decatur Accom- f10:05 am
*3:40 pm-COlumbia and Mt.
Pleasant ..... "6:40 pm
*7:30 am-Columbla, Flor
ence, Sheffield
and Tuscum-
aH:15 pm-Nashville and
GAINESVILLE Ac-
com ......... S:l6 am
1880 am-Franklin and Co.
lumbia ......, "1O:o5 am
1910 pm-interurban -. '12:40 am
"3:40 pm-Columbia and Mt.
Pleasant .,.... 1880 pm
*6:55 pm-Intermban -. $40 pm
"Daily daily except Sunday
aStops at North College Station.
Trains arriving at 7:40 p. m. and
ISIS p. m. bring connections from Tus-
Cumbia and Florence.
L. M. O'RRITN. City Ticket Agent.
DAVE r. MURRAY. City Pass Agent.
w. NJ. MUSTANG, Trav. Pass. Agent.
q. F. HERRING. Dist. Pass Agena.
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12
MURDER Ii SECOND DEGREE VERDICT
AGAINST PHILISTA WOMACK.
(Continued from page ~

the time of his death was vice presi-
dent of the company. His untimely
death was a severe shock to the people
of Nashville and the people through
out Tennessee. philista Womack is
daughter of a minister and comes
from one of the oldest and most high
ly respected families in the city. The
people generally regret that the trag-
edy occurred.
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Lac N
LOUrsvrLLn . NASHVILLE.

LOUISVILLE 4 NASHVILLE.
NORTH AND EAST.
1910 am--Louisville and Gin
einnati ....... "2:15 am
S:35 pm-New York Special
tthrough serv-
'S:O5 pm-New York Linn
tied Qthrough
Service) ..... 1896 pm
a'12:15 pm-LOuisville Accom-
.............. a's:1o pm
WEST AND NORTHWEST.
S:2eam-Evansvilla and
Chicago .. 1905 am
'3:20 anl-Evansville and
St. Louis 80. 1905 am
a'7:2o am-Evansville and
St, Louis -. 1925 pm
"7:55 pm-The. Chicago Linn
tied .,...... 1850 am
"4:3S pm-Evansville and
Chicago Dixie
Flyer -. -. '11;12 am
*7:55 pm-The st. Louis
Flyer ......... "7:b5 an
SOUTH AND SOUTHWEST
~2:25 am-Birm in e h am,
Montgomery, Mo-
leans ,...... 1888 am
1925 am-Birmingham, Mont
gomery. Mobile.
New Orleans, Jack
sonville ...... "7:40 pm
1905 CHAM and
montgomery $3.50 am
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with MI. BraCKens q, L.v
Miss Bender, Tuesday, Decent r
%. All members are asked to be
present. Visitors ar " ~ 4nt.
The Eagle CIah C
The Eagle Club c. of C. held it's
regular monthly meeting at the
residence of Mr.. T. B. Cohen, 72O
Smiley s'root. The meeting opened
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12
LEBANON TRAINS.

1900 am--Lebanon Mixed ..--
1875 am-Lebanon Express 1910 pm
l4:0O pm-Lebanon Accom- . !6:40 pm
1900 pm-Lebanon Accom- ..l7:55 am
"Daily. DAILY except Sunday.
w. NJ. Hunt, City Ticket Agent Max
well House.
Powell Phillips, P. A., Maxwell House.
John #. GnfTney, Jr., c. p. A., Maxwell
House.
w. L. Daniey, G. p. A. Union Station.
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12

FDaily Except sunday.
City Ticket Office, No | Arcade. Depot,
zoo broadway.
o. Y. ELDER. General Passenger Agent
Phora Main 1864
Genera Office 700 Broadway.
Nashville, Tenn.
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and Fourth Avenue,
North
Telephone Main 377,
Corrected April 10, 1879
Lenves-west and Northwest-Arrivss
"7:0G am-Memphis, Hick-
man, Paoucah.
St. Louis, Con-
meet for Centre .0,s
s2:15 pm-Jackson, Memphis,
Hickman, Padu-
cah ........... 1882 pm
1890 pm-Waverly Accom-
mediation, Con-
meets Centre
VILE ........ 1900 am
500 pm-"Dixie Flyer" solid
train to st Louis 1876 am
"11:30 pm-Memphis and Hick-
man ,........ $3.50 am
SOUTH AND WEST.
1925 am-Chattanooga and
Atlanta ...... 1885 am
1880 am-Chattanooga, At
lanta, Jackson
vile, Connection
% for all branch
points ........ 1855 pm
"11:25 am-"Dixie Flyer" solid
vestibule train to
Chattanooga, At
lanta ana JACKSON
Vile. Dining
cars .......... "4:30 pm
1880 pm-Chattanooga and
East, Connection
% for Shelby -.
vile, Sparta, Fay
etteville, Hunts
vile, Tracy City
and South Pitts
burg .......... *10:5e ana
1900 pm-T oklahoma. Ac-
commodation, Con-
meets for Shelby
vile .......... 1915 am
1880 pm-Chattanooga and
Atlanta, Sleeper
20 New York :. 1915 pm
The Nashville globe. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1906-193?, 1913-12-12
MILADl'S NOTES.
Continued from page 81

Continued from page O.J
Chubbs, Misses Annie M. Dunson
Lillian Cooper Lillian Bass.
The w. E. p. Club.
The w. E. P. Club met Tuesday,
December End, at the home of Miss
Geneva Fender. The meeting was
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NASHVILLE INTERURRAN RAIL-
WAY.
PASSENGER SCHEDULE.

Elective Wednesday, June l, 1910.
Subject to Change without Notice.
NOrthbound. SOuthbound.
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MIDDLE TENNESSEE RAILROAD co.

PnSScnECr Schedule.
Subject to Change Without Notice.
Leave. Arrive.
Nashville. $40 a m. Mt Pleasant 11;l0 a. m,
Nashville 8 0pm Mt Pleasant 5:55 p. m
VT. Pleasant 7 70 a. m. Nashville. .. 1000 a. m
Mt. Pleasant 100 p m. Nashville. 80. 400 p. m
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-13
Man Wants But Little
A Story of the Moment
BY WALT MASON
The Famous Prose Poet

and the only thing I don't like is your
hanging around here and weeping on
ing
Thus driven from his accustomed
haunt, BOsshammer began making the
rounds Of the town trying to buy 11p a
grocery store. He felt that he couldn't
i've long away from the rich atmos-
phere of such an establishment, and I
heard just this morning that he had
made deal. Now you viii see that
unfortunate old man brighten I'D and
renew his youth. and If you are wise,
MIS- Jlggers, you will trade with him
Tor while, for he'll be in such a gem
erOus and happy mood that IL viii be
easy 70 obtain a standoff
I also know a retired farmer who
used 10 lie awake at night thinking OF
the glad day when he could move to
town, and live in a house with electric
lights and a bath room, and be away
from the aromatic swine and illiterats
cows. / remember the day he came to
town He was so happy il took four
sLfOng men TO hold him down When
he went down the main street It was
with hop, skip and jump. like a little
girl going TO a candy pulling But in
a month IL was vastly different That
mans lace heightened six inches He
used TO walk out to the dairy every
morning Just TO see the folks milk
cows, and when he volunteered to help.
and his offer was refused, the way he
Wepr was a Saddening thing He has
asked all his personal friends to kick
him from the postOffice to the CITY
Ilmits. and he sWears that II he lives
uut41 next spring he'll be back among
his chuckinE hens. Thus we see, Mrs.
Jlggers. that all is not brass that
slitters."
This d one of the regular features
Of The III PnsO HeraId.)