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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Economy.

Tit-Bits: aOf course, i want my
daughter to have some kind Of artistic
education. I think I'll let her study
singing
Why not art or literature2"
Art spoils canvas and literature
wastes reans of paper. Singing mere
~ produces a temporary disturbance OF
the atmosphere.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
WaSp's Feet Were "Aotw

MY little sister, three years old, was
stung on the hand by a wasp, which
then New away. My mother came in
swift pursuit. Through her tears nv
little sister called: 20, mother, let him
ny through the air and cool his feet:
they are so hot"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
-GoFno Back.

uncle Ezra-Did you see "Hamlet"
at the opera house last night? Uncle
Eoen-Yep, and I tell you that fellow
Shakespeare is certainly falling off.
1t wasn't near as good as his Com
cay or Errors" that T saw twenty
years ago.-Puck.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Woman's Prerouative.

Does your wife ever change her
mind! Only on some minor mat
ters," replied Mr.. Meekton after care
fui thought. I believe I recall that
she once expressed an intention to
love, honor and obey. or something
like that"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Reautifu, E,i+b

A Houston man possesses the most
trustful soul that we have heard Of re-
Gently. He says he believes every lie
he g told his wife was successfully
put over. A man might take faith
like that and move Pixies peak
Houston Post.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Talents and Virtues,

1t is with talents as with virtues:
One must love them for their own
sake or renounce them entirely. And
neither of them is acknowledged nor
rewarded, except when their posses
sor can pract5ce them
Goethe.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Educated

Inc Press-And W understand you
are a self-taught as well as a self
made man? The Parsonage ham.
sir. AT tWenty-one | knew nothing
Ihen set 70 work, and at twenty
two Id taught meself all / knew!-
Sydney Bulletin.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
White Man of the Eufura

One of the scientists makes the an
nouncement that the white man of the
future will have only t~wenty-eight
teeth. Pessimists will expect him to
nave just as much trouble as ever in
cutting them.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Home Work,

" Willie, why couldn't you find the re-
suit Of these examples you ID took
home?" inquired the teacher, in a
sharp voice. please, ma'am," re-
piled the shaking boy, me father says
khey wuz too hard for him, an wouId
you mind giving me a few easier ones
to do ?"-Woman's Home Communion
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
- Had His Appetite With Hin.

1t was Wizards first sight of a tur-
Key, and Is the noble bird was borne
proudly to the table by the waitress
the little fellow evidently thought that
mis- father was merely the first adult
IGNORED. ooh, Annie, bring nae one,
tool" he cried.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Catch Phrase for the Drunkard.

Catch Phrase for the Drunkard.
An excellent catch phrase for the
suspected drunkard comes from a tee
totaler on Stratford-on-Avon. "He put
his hands into his British breeches
pocket" You may find that sentence
IN Jane Eyre" But the most strenu-
BUS abstainer would find 1t a little diff.
fcuit OF pronunciation. London
Chronicle. a.i .
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
An lceless Refrinara&nn

What might be termed an iceless
refrigerator has been invented by an
oregon man, a double-walled chest.
between the walls of which is packed
salt to protect its contents from sur.
rounding warm air.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
ThouuhffuI.

Aunt with her two nieces at a COZ.
cert)-Oh, but this is tedious! Let
me take your fan, Ida, SO l can hide
my yawntng behind it! Olga--Take
mine, auntie! It's bigger!-Fliegende
Blaetter.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Costly Job.

flows your husband this morning,
MIS-. f1nnigan?' "Oh, he's very poor
ny, yer reverence! And it's a mighty
expensive disease he's got. The doc
thor says I've to kape him III good
spirits ."-P. (. r
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Actually Heard.

Cobbler Ito man with shoes to be
r~epaired)-Of course I'll do it the way
you want, sir, but you can't get no
election out of it that way. You got
TO put on a new heel to get the eff.
lection you want.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
At the Recention-

He, back from the punch bowl:
Just look across tn room, M dear.
Did you ever see a homelier MANI"
She, In a tragic whisper: Don't dis.
grace yourself, George, that's a mir
For!p-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Miss Cayenne's Advlee

What shall l say if Mr.. Binkton
asks me to marry him." asked the
young woman. Don't bother about
studying what you will say" replied
Miss Cayenne. "Rehearse an effort
to look surprised"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Easily Paid,

LOOK here, sir" said the impatient
creditor, Il am talking about that bill
you owe me. Will you please pay a
little attention." Surely" replied the
carefree debtor, that's easy. Only
oont ask me to pay you anything
else."
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Mosquitoes Attracted bv Musge

In some parts of India, where mos.
quitoes abound. 1t is impossible to play
the violin because the music attracts
the insects IN great numbers. When
the first notes are heard, the mos
quitoes swarm In clouds around the
player and make the movements OF
the hand inpossible.--Harper's Week
ly.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
And Sometimes keener.
hunger makes the brain heavier.
MIGHT Slap Him. Tao

Pniiadelphia Ledger: Mamma. Come
Willie. and kiss your new g-overness
Willie (Wl1o sees everything that
goes on. don't want to: I'm afraid,
Mama. Afraid! OF what are YOU
afraid, child?
Willie. Why, she Slapped papa when
he kissed her.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Willing to Take a Chanca

A Washington lad says: Money
doesn't bring unhappiness." It makes
no difference what money brings-ioy
or gloom-most of us are ready to
meet it more than half way, because
We are fond of the vehicle.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Wall Vases.

Tall wicker vases and baskets of
many shapes and sizes to hang on the
wall are favorite flower holders.
Grays, green's, pinks, browns and
blues are only a few Of the many col.
ors seen.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Huge Map 10 Being Made,

OTHg aFo0Vs "
The international map of the world,
on a scale of 1 to 100000, will, when
completed, eight or ten years hence.
a total area Of about $50 by 76
feet, or the surface of a globe 40 feet
in diameter.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
A u Naturalist.

n afternoon my little sister, aged
four, while sitting looking at our ca
nary, turned to me and asked: isis
ter, when the canary grows up will 1t
be a poll parrot?"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Thouaht Only Of Pyav.

Crawford-"That old doctor Of mine
advised me to take up golf" Crab
shawl always told you he didn't
know what he was talking about. You
wouldn't make a player III a hundred
pears. Puck.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Common, by Anv Name

what the English people call con-
celt the French call self-love. The
name does not make much difference,
out the thing is exceedingly common
IN the minds Of the human race.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Removing the Rust From

Removing the Rust From Steel,
can be removed from steel Inv
covering it with sweet oil for a day.
then rub it with a lump of fresh lime
and polish in the ordinary way.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Equally Innocent.

Exchange: He. eAnd won't you give
me a kiss?
She. Certainly not. / never kissed
a man in my life.
He (~emphatically. Neither have /.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Then Trouble Reuan

Kansas City Star: Those who are
unlucky in love i said to be lucky
at cards, remarked Mrs. Gnagg.
"If that is the case. responded Mr..
Gnagg, I'll bet 7 could break the bank
at Monte Carlo.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Family Trees Defined.

I While the family tree of the ele.
phant runs mostly to trunk, that OF
the chorus girl does nothing Of the
sort.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10

A dentist in Chicago spins his d
tients around by a Whirling device into
insensibility. His envious brethren
VIII probabl ~denounce his invention
as the work Of a crank.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
HAPPINESS.

Happiness is mostly a state of
mind; the most persistent singer we
ever knew was a farm hand who had
to work fifteen hours a day.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Device Stops Tail SWITCHING

Stops Tai Switching.
10 prevent a cow from switching
her tail in the face Of a person milk
ing her a man has patented a chain
and hook to hold her tail against one
leg.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
oh NY. Yesl

Baltimore American: Griggs. / hate
70 play poker with a hard loser.
Br1ggs. It's a hanged sight better
sthan playing with an easy winner.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Credit and Discredit,

Toe often a man who hopes his son
VIII grow up to be a credit to him
mas to furnish all the credit himself.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Had III located.

Kansas City Journal: Which tooth
are b going to have pulled Sam re-
sEpper six. SIR answered the Pull.
aaesag@ E1rteT.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10

Difference Between Two Words.
The vast difference between the
words may and shall can be 1T
tlngly described by those who have
gone before the parole board.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Never Even Tepid.

Have you hot water In your
house" Have 1? My dear boy, /
am never out OF it,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10

How can the New York Athletic
league contend that pie Id bad for
athletes, when this. the only pie eat
ing nation In the world, has establish
ed 80 many world records2
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Rather Dull.

When we get down to it, life hasn't
malt as many complications as a ten
cent melodrama.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
OmI

! may not know algebra" said the
snake, but I'm quite an adder!"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Unfit.

sahe--aWhy do you work so hard2''
Hs--I am too nervous to steel"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Co NAfA E

Sometimes We Forget.
Aristotle said that a city is a place
where men live a common life for a
noble end.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
Freak az . MnMxal.

GriggThis morning 1 caught q
fragment OF conversation between .
native and a foreigner. The former
was saying: The To- remember. ID
pronounced like ~ id Jim What
word do you suppose he referred to NJ
BriggsThat's 5easyi Women. Of
course
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10

Various Weapons.
The pike, the strike and the hike
all made history.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-07-10
New Election Law May
Require Extra Session
of the Legislative Body

Continued From Pare One.
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03
Foe Sale

Trinidsds Wholesale Paint Supply
House. We will back up anything
We sell to be the beat Of theer kinds.
Mixed Paints SI.2s per gallon. Ala.
bastins. the beautiful wall that. s ID.
package 80 cents. We arc sole agents
tfree stenei,s). Roof Paiat all col.
ors. rood one 80 e.sts sallon. ST.
kalsomina requires but one coat,
we are sole agents. 0 ID. package sc
c-nts. We got the goods and the
price. Tony d. Clark.
5os savage rifle. - Good ~ new.
cheap. eau at GIN. osfise. ;
New and sseoad hand furniture
bought. sold and EXCHANGED at our ;
stores lao a. i3s Ein st.. Triss1ad.
sad Nsin 81. Aguiiaf. Phoas Tria.
s3e. Carmichssl q Co. u
Moaern Z room house sorth side.
on car iins. Apply ~" c-N office N
Furnished house -: Santa Ave.
Inquire At Trim. 3l&. :
Wa14oa
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03
Eczema Gone! Acne, letter.
Rash, Pimples, Carbun-
cles, Boils--Banished!

Tho under layer Of skin ls a fine net
work OF tiny blood vessels in which tho
famous blood remedy. = =. s.. woIkB
with r"mqrkshle activity. This ia why
a. 8, thu best known blood purifier.
has such positive action in tho skin.
fnoTc la one ingredient In :. s s. which
peculiarly stImulHt's cellular or glHn-
dular activity g. select from the blood
or from this fine network of blood vos-
sells IN the skin. those elements which
II requires Tor regeneration.
Thus. plmpl"a. acne, eczema, lupus.
or any other blood condition that at
lacks the skin or Hyu'lE an outlet
through the skin. Is met nth the an
tiiotHi 'nrgt Of a : :
Under tho Influence Of S. :. s. this
fine network OF blood vessels in tho
skin Is constantly taking from tho
blood the nut-itiou REQUIRED for healthy
tissue, ana the cause of disease Is Just
as constantly becoming removed. scat
tered and rendered harmless. These
f.cts are more FUZZY explained in a
book on skin troubles sent by The
swift Specific Co. le0sSwift Bldg. At
lanti, Ga You viii find : : =. on snio
at all drug stores. Get a bottle o-ia y
and Danish all skin Affections.
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03
AMERICANA lnsrRIArED
IN CHINA, Is REPORT

Peking. China. Oct. 1.-The Am
er'can legation here received . re-
port today from ]. Paul jameson
vice consul general At shsaG Hal
stating that an American child had
been killed and other foreigners were
being maltreated by Chinese brigands
At Tsao Yang.
The legation fears that the Chi.
nese government troops are neither
capable nor strong enough to ac-
compiish the release Of foreign ci,i.
gems at Taca Yang and that ransom
aione can rave the lives still In cap
tivity.
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03

FIRST would change the dollar
into two halves. the two halves Into
four quarter. til" folr quarters Into
ten dimes. til. ten dimes into twenty
nictl"s. IN" tv"riy nickics into "a
hundred pennies
"why should YOU do all ,hm9" ask
cd Iohn u.
Tommy relied:
We'll. TonuhAiy may make +,
mistake. = Milwaukee" Wisconsin.
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03
|hlM Actors are
Often n Dasse,

That uehth ana danger I'LL the
lives OF the photopiay actors and
camera men Is shown by the thrilling
stories Of peril and escapes told In
connection with obtaining realistic
scenes for motion pictures.
Making a phoiopisy Of Quo Va
dis" was frau1ht with peril for the
motion picture actors and actresses.
when y scene in which 80 wild
beasts play an Important part WIS
about TO be staged near Rome. Italy.
all Of the big m-naseries dealers In
Europe were asked 10 obtain wild
animals Of the right tyne. Lions.
iiGers. wolves and panihrrs were 70.
lcured TO make the scene more iIfs-
like.
The secret Of the arrival OF the AMI
mails had been kept from the mem.
hers Of III. motion picture rompa ny.
but when II was revealed they re-
fused point blank to act with u horde
u savage beasts unrrstFainesi by
bars. The directors OF the company
had planned to have the brnt"s In tan
arena with the crowd Of men. women
and children that took part In the
production and they finally secured
more actors by Offering unusually
high salaries and promising to tax,
,vcry pr-cauiion against accidents.
Tho high wall about the ar-n, WIS
filled with loophoics at each Of
which stood an expert marksman
With . loaded rifle ready to XII any
animal that started TO attack.
II became known thai III. srars Of
the rciors were we'll founded when n
large Bengal tiger made for y pretty
actress In her teens. The force of
his attack was stopped BY u bullet.
but he succeeded IL severely msnsi-
Ing one Of her arms. One of tho
Keepers was attacked BY lion In the
excitement tina, followed and he did
not leave the hospital til six weeks
atier~nrd As . result. Another t.ser
attacked an actor later on. but tn.
mans life was saved by . bullet from
a rifle.
a dramatic termiuation occurred
during the enactment Of n scene &,
which train wrcckers were supposed
to tie siEnsimsn to the metal. Tho
engine was supposed to approach and
to he stopped Just In time to avert q
tragedy. Unfortunately. this latter
prosiap failed. for the man was run
over aud killed. The operator. who
wax stationed higher up the line. was
unaware that anything was amlss
and continued 10 turn the handle Of
tho camera. thus recording every de.
tail Of the accident. The accident
occurred before the photoplay men
had gained the knowledge that the
effect Of Allowing = person about to
be run over by the cars could be OBJ
tanned by running the train away
from the actor tied on the tracks.
On Nom than one occasion darins
aofors nave sacrificed their lives.
Mlas julia swsyne Gordon was bit
ten on the arm and the trainer, Psu,,
was severely injured by "Princes-,"
the tiger used In the production Of
THE TIGER Lily"
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03

r. Young Man--who would like to
learn . business that would give him
adm come well recommended. Write
20" care C.N. 2
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03
HOW TO CURE SICK HEADACHE

C. +. Mustoe. Of Fresno. California
has adopted the correct treatment for
sick headache. He says: ~ have used
Chamberlain Tablets for sick head
ache and constipation for the past
two years. have never found any
preparation so satisfactory In every
respect for this trouble" For sale
by all dealers.
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03
DIGESTION AND ASSIMILATION

1t IL no, the quantity of food tax
en- hut the amount diRcstei sad as
simulated that gives strength and VI
tally to the system. Chamberlain
Tablets inEirora;c the stomach aud
iivor and enable them to perform
their functions naturally. For sale
By all dealers.
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03
COIERO AND MACON
CANDIDATES IN MEXICO

Mexico City. Oct. Manuel Ca.
lero. former Mexican ambassador at
Warrington and Jesus Flores Mason
former minister Of the interior. both
members OF the chamber Of deputies,
have been nominated by Liberals as
presidential and vice presidential
candidates. respectively.
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-10-03
GETTING EVEN

A London court has Just decided
that women may not practice lam
in England.
Bang. goes another window.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-07-24
VARSITY INFLUENCE
ON STOCK RAISING

Professor E. ]. lddings of the de-
partment of animal husbandry at the
university returned last night from
Nez Perez where he judged the nurses
in a horse and cattle show the first
of the week. There were 1875 horses
entered and about thirty head of cat
tie. Professor Iddings was well pleas
ed with the spirit of the show and with
the high quality of the exhibits. He
believes that nothing will DO more
than just such live stock shows that
have been rapidly gaining IN gene al
popularity throughout the entire state
in the past two OF three years to raise
the standards of breeding and to en-
courage on the part of the farmers the
elimination of all but the very best
stock.
The influence of the University of
Idaho is being felt in all sections OF the
state where stock raising is at all
prominent in the farming commun-
tiles. Hogs, horses and cattle thai
have been purchased from the varsity
farm are gradually setting new stand
ards and are forming guide posts for
many breeders who are seeking to i'm
prove their herds.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-07-24
KAISER WILLIAM
MAY SUE, TOO

BERLIN, July 24-Kaiser Wilhelm
is said to be seriously considering
joining the ranks of royal libel liti-
giants. A story recently printed in a
Paris newspaper to the effect that his
holdings of Krupp stock influence his
loud appeals for ornaments, has SO
excited his majesty that it has been
with difficulty that he has been per-
suaded not to take any steps before.
He has had government and personal
attorneys at work finding out wha,
can be done in the matter. The article
says that the present kaiser, who is at
bottom a pacifist, gives himself up
from time to time to warlike manifes-
tations, just sufficient to make the
Reichstag vote extra credits for orders
given to the Krupp firm.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-07-24
SOME OF FASHIONS
FADS AND FANCIES

iably finished by one of the becoming
rolling collars which owe their origin
to the days of Mary Stuart. The cor
rect finishing touches are added when
sash of placid ribbon and cravat
to match are adjusted. No matter how
severe the skirt and shirt waist may
be, the sash is sure to give the fem
mime touch. The latest idea to fasten
it is directly in the front with one or
two throw-over ends.
Fans claim their former place in
favor this season, and are popular in
dainty Japanese paper as in the cause
and feather class. In the paper
charming genuine Oriental fans may
be had for SO cents each. One shaped
as butterfly and tinted in it's natural
soft colors has rightful amount of
prestige. This glitters with just the
correct degree of gilt The sticks are
bamboo, and little cotton tassel fin
ishes the hilt. For rs cents a fan of
heavier paper is shown, also really i'm
ported. This has a small amount of
decoration and is strictly Japanese in
its artistic simplicity. The sticks are
of darker bamboo than the other.
Parasols came into natural promi-
nence with the sudden summer days
One shown is of decorated chiffon
tightly over the frame, and
over this one thickness or rather thin
ness, of pure white chiffon. Applied
on this sheer foundation are three i'm
mense black lace butterflies. This is
rather plea for shadow than real
However it is most at
tractive with it's white wood handle,
and undoubtedly will be found lending
to the wardrobe of some
debutante.