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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
L III ~. NA .AL. LA L
MORE EXPENSIVE
TANK NECESSARY
Is the Experience Of NUM-
cipal Abattoir in Paris.
Texas.
QUESTION AGAIN
BEFORE COUNCIL
Will be Threshed Out at the
Next-M Of City
Solons. =

AZ q result..of advice contained in
Q letter reoeived by Mayor NJ. +. Muir.
ply. from e. H. McCuistion, mayor of
Paris. Texas. the question Of the type
OF rendering tank to be installed in
The rev municipal slaughter house
Will DO taken up. again at the next
meeting OF the city council.
Mr.. McCutstton. states that he has
seen a. number Of the cheaper tanks
In operation and in no case did he
consider them to be sanitary.
He aays that the municipal tank at
Paris has BEEN using one Of the more
s1pensive tanks suggested for the
eoettotr here Tor several years past,
and that it has given perfect satisfac.
ton,
Feeling that this testimony from a
city which has had actual experience
N the matter Is OF. great value. Mayor
Murphy has come to the conclusion
that the matter should be discussed
again before the Anal decision ia
He states that he has personally
become convinced that tile higher
priced apparatus should be purchased,
The lower priced apparatus has al
ready been ordered. The cost has
been only, 500 however. and 1t can be
even II the high. priced tank Is also
h slaughter house building will
not be ready for the installation Of
the tank until after the next meeting
OF h council, 50 there need be no
delay.
The building is rapidly nearing com
pletton. however. the brick work hay
Ing been completed today.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21

telling him what a credick he was
to-. the school when Hank Hasleton
sed. Waite a minnut. I got moar than
him. and he. showed up 2. the six he
had bot often George Mclaughlin,
whose farther printed the tickets and
p Miss Palmer had gave him. Miss
Palmer sed thi is quere. I having
gave out oanly 5 counting today, and
you are 2 ahead, and Hank seen ne
had a mistaik. So ne sed, he townd
them and evv told on George,
but il he had George wouldcnt Of
been caught becawse- whilest Hank
talking to Miss Palmer George ct
he had left. Hank dident get his
blue ticket, and no Is going to lick
Geo. II he can fer cheating him.
SEEKRET MEATING! sH!
They will be q seekrct meatinE out
in Babcock's woods tomorrer a
ing. run by Andy Anderson. Newer
mind what abowt he says. but EVERY.
Teller bring a spaid md when it's
oaver we will awl be very ritch. catch
having mebbe q dollar 81 If VIC fol-
Ter what Andy says. Everybody
nedes a dollar. so everybody will be
thare.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
E. IN DUR SCHOOL /.
- By PAUL WEST. |
FRIDAY.
By PAUL WEST,

Walt White and Boil Haines' tur-
key .raffel yesterday in Waits barn
was a CRATE SUCCESSES, everybody being
thare which had. bot amy c.hanses.
all sevven OF them. When the raffel
was. oapen 1 turkey was qwite sick.
but when he seen Steve Hardy's dog
which had also CAIN he seemed to
get lively. They raffeled off the sick
one ferst and George Mclaughlin
Won it. Then they raffeled off the
aec1Sind one and Walt White won that
himself Everybody. sed it wasent
fare, him having the rahel himself.
SO they put it up agen and Boil
Haines, who owned the other half Of
tho raffel got it. and whilcst they
was argying about that Steve
Hardys dog sunk in I'M got the
turkey, 80 It looked: like George Nc
Loughlin was the oanly lucky Teller.
Then it was notissed his turkey: had
passed away in the ecksitement and
Steve sod 1t had probly. dido Of sum
datngerus disees that killed turkeys
this. time Of yere, and. If he took it
hoam It mite poison. his family. so
George cut off the wings to. have
them anyhow. and give tho boldly
to Fatty Believes. who is goins to
tell his muther it wot run over and
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
WIT BfeM CLASSES LATER


In a~cc6rdance with the usual GUS
tom. classes at tho university will
morning. Each fall the classes start
At . o'clock until Thanksgiving when
b first period begins at $3.50 O'Clock.
This plan Will continue until the
spriny vacation. when the early class
ee will be held again. The idea In
CHANGING the time Of the periods in.
b fail and spring ist to. give students
and be out doors ~ much 40 possible
n the afternoon. r. -:
All cla0es will be called of next
Thursday for Thanksgiving, but they
viii be resumed the following dag.
II. is thought hest by the university
authcritaes to have only one day of
trs days vacation at Christmas time:
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
ANNOUNCEMENT.
Dr.: Reynolds Makes Statement 1
Edends CDncepnin~ nan.r%u..

Dr.: Reynolds Makes Statement to
Friends Concerning Departure.
To Ny Friends and Patients:
As I have accepted an offer to enter
partnership with Dr. W. Fl. Mitchell
of Minneapolis, 1 take this way of
sending you my remembrance and,
thanking you for your support and
the confidence you have placed in me.
But I wish to assure you 1 am not
moving far, and can DO found al 1922
West Lake street. or Lake and Hen
nepin. Minneapolis. Mimi. I wish to
assure my patients and friends that
by our consolidation greater results
under our care can be expected, for
Mitchell has been in active prac-
tice over forty-one years in Minno-
apolis alone. 1 wish also to extend
everybody a personal invitation to Wis
1t u offices at above address.
e. l. Reynolds. -
Adv: Magnetic Healer.
cally restored.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
bREMNER IS SLIGHTLY INJURED
Tranic Commissioner Of Grand Forks
Commercial Club. Meets
With Accident,

While walking on the platform at
the local Great Northern depot last
night. j.: r. Bremen. trafic commis-
stone OF the Commercial club was
quite severely injured when he trip
ped on the tongue Of a truck cart
and fell. His right arm was sprained
and his left knee badly injured.
Mr.. Bremen and Mr.. a. ]. Sorlie
We're walking down to the platform
to board the Fargo train when the
accident happened. Mr.. Bremen saws
It was dark and that he did NOT see
the projecting tongue Of the cart.
Mi. Bremen went to Fargo to. at
tend the hearing Of the Reid & sorjje
case before the special. examiner Of
n Interstate commerce commission.
city tonight. ~
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
MRSWEBSTERS fAkESS SUNDAY
Former Grand Forks Woman, Mis-
sionary to Africa, Will Deliver Adj
dress in Congregational; Church.

Mrs. Marion Webster. Of Barlundu.
Africa: will occupy the pulpit at the
Plymouth Congregational church next
Sunday evening. giving a talk. upon
the conditions. in West Central Africa
and tho work she is doing there. under
the Congregational missionary board.
Mrs. Webster formerly made her
home in Grand Forks. being the wife
Of Dir. A. Fl. Webster. WHO went to
Africa al a medical missionary TWEEN
ty-six years ago. After about two
years. DR.. Webster died. since which
tirnc Mrs. Webster has carried on his
work there.
Her many friends will be glad Of
this opportunity to; hear her address.
which will be both interesting and
instructive.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
JOHNSON LEAVES HOSPITAL
Would'be Soicide Goes t Minneapo.
lis Under Care of. Sister to
Undergo Operation.

Thorvald johnson. Of Deer River,
Mimi, who slashed his throat with a
razor while confined in the city iail
last Thursday night. left st. Michael's
hospital for Minneapolis Wednesday
evening. in charge of. his sister, Mrs.
Sarah Stark, Of Harris. MINI.
The wound in his throat is healing
rapidly. and his mental condition,
while still abnormal. is not such as to
lead to the belief that he will make
another attempt at suicide.
: He Will be given treatment in the
twin cities.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
THE kNoCKER.
(Missouri ~Brunswkicker.

After God had finished the rattle
snake. the toad and the vampire, He
had some awful substance left. with
which no made a knocker. A knock
er 10 a two-legged animal with a
corkscrew soul, a w~ater-sogged brain
and a combination backbone made Of
jelly and glue. Where other people
have their hearts he carries q tumor
Of rotten principles. When the
knocker comes down the street hon
est mel turn their backs. the angels
in heaven take precipitate refuge be-
hind their harps and the devil bar.
locks the gates of hell
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
MEMORIAL INTERESTS MANY
Grand Forks People May be Present
ut Address Of William Bourke
Cochran in Chicago.

Arrangements may be made by
which a number Of residents of Grand
Forks will go to Chicago December
l to be present at the dedication OF
the monument to John F. Flnerty.
William Bourke Cochran of New
York. n Of the foremost orators OF
the country, will deliver the me-
mortal address, and great interest is
being taken in the occasion by a mum.
Der Of local people. .
The exercises. Ire to he held in
Orchestra. hall.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
GRAFTON FANS ENTER. KICK

The all-stAte high school football
team picked in the Wednesday issue
Grafton football experts who have en-
tered q vigorous there anent,; with
out however signing their names to
their communication.
They demand that the tackle posi-
tons should 60 to Stewart OF Grafton
ana 0osnnAn Of Fargo instead Of Nor
lund and Grimm Of Grand Forks. ana
that Burns OF Cavalier should be sub
stituted for Slocura Of Aiinot at left
gnafd.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21

was kilt that way. Fatty says it
can 7hert him. so he'll have It for a
little extry THANKSGIVING day IL 1t
will kepe till then.
CARELESS HANK.
After recess today Miss Palmer
called up everybody what had got
amy reward Of MERIT tickets to see
how many cvveryboddy had got. she
going to give a blue one to any teller
With mcar than three. Fhil w-igg,es-
worth WAS the canly Teller. not count
ing the Eerls. and Miss Palmer was
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
GRADE R0NORS ARE At STAKE
Grand Forks and Farro TENNIS pl.v
in This City At 2:3O O'Clock
Tomorrow

The football game tomorrow be-
tween the Washington grade school
team and the Fargo grade team will
be played at tho university field be-
ginning at. 2:30 o'clock instead of 3
O'Clock as previously announced.
The game is for the grade school
championship of tho state, and eives
promise Of being decidedly interest.
Ing. az both teams have shown q lot
of ability. this season.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21
THE ENGINEERS ACCIDENT"
(Kansas CITY .Journal1

An accident insurance story, as told
by Bill Cunningham, Of Arkansas City
Not long ago an engineer on the san.
ia Fe out in Arkansas City purchased
days afterward he was out in his yard
attention to a hive Of bees
which he had recently purchased
One OF the bees. for some reason not
disclosed. injected his stinger into
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-11-21

that portion Of the engineers anato-
my which might have warmed a pres
idential chair. but didn't. The engi-
neer claimed the injury was SO pain
full that he could not sit down to run
his engine. and that it was impossi-
BILE for him to run it standing. and
therefore he vas disabled from fol-
lowing his usual calling. He made: a
claim on the insurance company for
disability and within a few days the
company forwarded their cheek for
the amount claimed.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-05-25

race The rowing blue eye" does not mean
as so many think, that the eye itself roams
Its owner roams. Always has roamed. al.
ways will. The time is over for roaming.
We want people who will stay at home and
develop what we have. We want a world OF
brunettes.
We are accustomed to associate darkness
with evil, light with good. Our legends Of
the Round Table and of the Paladins pic.
ture ideal heroes and heroines az blondes.
tyrants of both sexes, scoundrels and adven
turesses as brunettes Our mistake lies in
false logic-we have reasoned from an effect
overlooking the cause.
What caused the blondes? Generations
~ blonde. S2N2.>. of the cruel I,eA,r,J
North. And the brunettes. The warmth
and eraciousness of much sunlight. Observe
how the childish old theory reverses itself
in the light of correct reasoning
All of the light in the blondes is external:
within they are filled with the dark brood.
ings, the deceits. the subtleties and the de.
vious promptings which centuries of chill
damps and an over.proportion OF sunless
days bred into them. They are not to blame
but it is So
1t would be superfous for me to say that
the blonde must go for she is going Slowly
oue surely sue is disappearing from the face
OF the earth. | can cite to you as many
authorities as you like. My favorite is Pro
fessor Otis Mason. the head of the Depart
ment of Anthropology at the ST. Louis Elk
position, who said
Blondes are vanishing from America, be-
cause Americans have strong liking for the
dark eyes and hair represented by the Amer
lean Indian. BY process of natural selec
ton they are abolishing the blonde"
IN wellesley College, whose motto is, Not
10 be ministered unto but to minister" the
tendency to snub the blonde, as 1t were, turn
ner out OF the race, Is evident for at a re.
cent polltaking OF the engaged girls it was
found that 50 per cent OF those who we're
soon to marry were brunettes and only 10
per cent blondes.
Another evidence is that man nnown as
The chorus king who has employed fifteen
thousand women for the stage. now insists
upon employing only brunettes, because au
dlences prefer them. Here we have proofs
society. -
Never have for moment been temntsd
10 transform myself into blonde. Never
nave ! wanted to be a blonde
When / was a school girl learned ma.
tnere are more lighteyed men and women
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-05-25
A Disturbing Element in the Modern
World, Says Edna Goodrich Mrs. Nat
Goodwin No. ~, and Civilization
Ought TO DO Avay Nth Them So
We Can All Be Happy Brunettes
By Edna Goodrich

tT@HERE are no more real frontiers left
in the world; no more need of pioneer
ing What the world needs Is peace
and quiet to develop what it has.
Therefore the blonde ought to be abol.
ished Civilizati ton has no more need of him
and necessarily her; 1t has outgrown the
blonde
That is why the blonde ought to be abol.
ished.
All through history the blonde has made 1t
his chief business 10 leap into the lime light
and die. The blonde is the creator and the
destroyer OF empires. He wears himself out
building them and is destroyed in pulling
them down. Meanwhile the simple brunette
is engaged in producing bread and butter
We all our big things-good and bad
to the blonde; all our conservatism and
backNardncss TO the brunette. Making bread
and butter is a much more useful occupation
than leaping into the limelight and dying
What is the use of creating empires only
to pull them down? Conservatism is what
gives us opportunity to develop what we
have.
We are at the end OF the greatest age of
high light progress the world has ever seen
1t has been mostly engineered by the blondes
rest in every part of the world What the
world needs is a long conservative resting
spell 10 fill IN the gaps left by the blondes;
a thoughtful conservative period. Only the
brunettes can can give this to the world
Every blonde is an obstruction to this neces.
sary period of harmonizng. Therefore ! saw
again. abolish the blonde. When the period
OF conservatism and development needs to
come 10 an end, Nature will produce the
blondes in such quantities that they can't be
suppressed. It's way Nature has But for
a little time let us have peace
The age of conservatism, of woman of the
brunette is dawning
II was the blonde Teuton who burst unon
the darkskinned Romans and taught them
10 wear trousers. That is II taught men ia
wear them. But it never taught women nor
the established churches Women and the
churches are conservative, permanent. I'm.
changeable 49,
history shows US that every light.haired
race mas been marauders, invaders, robbers
on heroic scale. Every dark haired race
mas been thinkers, developers. The bee is a
brunette; the wasp a blonde
! ne rowing blue eye" has passed into
proven. The home-loying brown eve into
another Both reflect the wisdom of tbe
Cleopatra was blonde. sh. !,
eyes She loved 10 watch 49,
fVpe -
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-05-25
Telling Nationality
by Boiled Eggs

CHERLOCK HOLMES might have
figured this out. but he did
The average Englishman will al.
ways demand his eggs boiled ius.
three minutes. then he places IL in
an egg cup just large enough to com.
tortably have the egg At in, taps the
Top or the shell and removes the
broken she'll with his fingers. The
egg is eaten spoonful at a time.
frenchman. much like the Eng.
iisnman, likes his eggs OF three min.
u,es, exactly. He then "peels" them.
piaces them in a glass. stirs and
mixes well together with salt. men.
per and butter. He makes a practise
OF dipping bread into the mixture
and eating 1t along with the eggs.
Spaniard wouldn't think of let.
ting his eggs boil more than one min.
ute. He then breaks 1t and lets the
contents run into a glass, and con.
eumes 1t as though he were draught.
Ing down a glass OF wine.
An egg is only fit In an Italians
estimation when it has been placed
In cold water and removed lust a.
tne water begins to boil He then
breaks It, pours 1t on plate and pro.
ceeds to sop 1t UP with bread.
Inc German. like the italian de-
mands MS eggs as near the LIQUID
state as possible. He breaks his eggs
IN an unsightly cup and scoups ths
ilquid out as though 1t were soup.
The American ts about the only one
That prefers his eggs boiled hard When
tney are served up to him, he knifes
them In half, removes the contents
into glass, after which he adds a
plentiful supply OF pepper. butter
and salt. He then minces the eggs
nne. mixing them we'll with the
spices. and eats them with his toash
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-05-25

Those women who
have been moving fg-
ures in the great muir
der trials In New York
were, with one excep-
ton, blondes. Nan Pat
terson, corn a trouble
maker for men, and who
was accused of murder
Ing Caesar Young, was
very fair. Lillian Ora.
ham attempted to kill
w, E. D. Stokes. An
other blonde, Florence
Burns, who received q
Scotch verdict Tor the
Staying OF Walter Brooks,
and who is now in
States Prison. was q
golden blonde. The
"oCn WHO go 10 the
all-night cafes and to
W h ON the knowitalls
point as the woman for
whom Blank deserted
his family and then shot
himself" blondes ali OF
them. B eaulah Bin
FORD. Florence Schenk,
blondes! l have not
room on this page to
name them all.
T h e most faithful
s"eethearts In history
were darkeyed women.
Think of the constancy
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-05-25

,naH Ozark ones IN prison, and
have long known that there
are more blondes than brunettes
In homes for the imbecile and
feeble minded.
did not need the assurance of brunette
scientist that blondes are more delicate. All
the victims Of tuberculosis have known
we're blondes. Being delicate they are the
first victims Of any epidemic Their chances
for long life poor indeed.
Blondes have less intellectual as well as
physical vigor than brunettes. blondes
emotions shallow. Her affections are not
deep.
Even In the matter OF character I prefer
TO be what | am, brunette. brunette Is
sturdy Of character. of feeling; strong in
mind and body 1t is a mark of the long
delayed intelligence the stage that the
vllainess is no longer played by brunette.
Elia Proctor Otis. the greatest vilainess,
probably, on the American stage, gives her
wicked women fair or red hair.
Let your eyes sweep the dark pages of
history made dark by women Cleopatra,
who overturned empire, and who slew her
lovers when she tired Of them, was a Titan.
haired blonde
Helen of Troy, for whom city was sacked
was a blonde SO was La Pompadour, who
ruled behind throne. Gaby Deslys, who
kicked one over with her nimble toe, is a
blonde.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-05-25
Miss Edna Goodrich, the Charming Actress
Whose Astonishing Assault Upon
Blondes Is Given Here.

United States Army. said REORGANIZATION "a
defense against light" and BLACK ia like
reoucer IN electricity, reducing high ten
sion OF light which is unendurable IN low
tension which is endurable
rtofessor w: G. MCGEE, the anthropologist,
the brunette of vigor" %
Otnerwise phrased, the truth is that the
plonoe is an artificial type, the brunette
natural one There is between them the off
ference between the orchid and the rose.
.. =, Gum MINIS. secretary for one OF the
s s NE insurance companies has discovered
.ndt there Is greater risk In insuring the
lie OF blonde than of a brunette He has
said that the mortality is considerably ereater
among blondes. The death rate is higher.
me blonde dies In hot weather or under
stress or disease rs flies at the first chill
Autumn day. or East Side babies of New York
on mid August day.
SO the blondea are going. They ought for
the good OF civilization. to go faster How
can that be managed? Well
this Is a scientific age The
new science OF eugenics is
gaining support everywhere
Why not direct the forces OF
eugenics against the disturbing
blondes who remain? Then,
after eugencs commits ,ions
have educated people to believe
It undesirable for blonde chill
dren to be brought into the
world, the tendency will be
\ failure on the part OF blondes to
secure wives or husbands
VT is pity that there should
be SO many "old
maids" in the
!! !. j: !: J ! ].
Aa world but 1t is
%[mA better that they
IHLxZ/A should all be
w NEyI%SA blondes and that
4 FHNI/>A not single ply
NAKILLIS slcally and men.
E&E@K- IA tally eligible bru-
St8XsTR1RI (A notte left IN.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-05-25

! !: q
of Heloise. Remember T
the lifelong wanderings Y NLI
OF Evangeline in search T%rIS
of her lover. Isabella of ((SXIS,
CASTLE had eyes like a EfhH
velvet chestnut. WEaSAI
These objections OF VAEa3
mine to faults which SS
! find in the blonde III
are largely, you say. y
those OF sentiment. Well then, here ia one
Ul science brunette was the first woman
win black hair. I know the painters have
enjoyed bestowing upon her a flood of sim.
United hair, but science shows that when
tne countries whence the blondes came, Nor
c cuy anu h oweaen and Denmark. were still
covered oy film of ice brunettes we're Iiv
ing s., ana loving, were wives and mothers and
fai reu ana would still suffice without the
major Charles E. Woodruff, surgeon N tho
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-05-25

SHERLOCK HOLMES might have
inquired this out. but he did
~ not.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-12-15

nr. Haenkel a well known German
physician. writing Ia the Hamburg
Nachrichtcn. recommends the educa-
ton OF The left band as a method 81
mental Development by bringing the
right lobe of the brain into activity
lie says that in this way we can ada
50 per cont go our power and that the
lcft hand IS actually more dert and Las
more delicate touch than the right
The vioiui-t aud the pianist exact The
same service from both hands. and
many of the greatest artists. such as
Leonardo On Ninci Holhcin and Land
seer. seerc ambidcrtrous. Tie Japa-
uc~e are taught in school 90 use both
hands alike. and. says Dr. Haenkel
their astonishing manual dcxterity
aud military lcnius. 7 believe. are
traceah'c 90 tins alone"