New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-04
AS | WAS SAYING

Nothing like the tghtrope as dinnin's"el -,
ladies though when the cure was "s' am
We held our peace our sympatneS wei, -
rome But oh! the change wrought Wiu' u"
hardy fortnight We are now almost wi
IN our enthusiasm over this matchies7 800
WIN. bless YOU. already can go Wnoie oio'N'
practically anywhere All" '''' 80
dozen fat ladies' .a ~,
uaqni6cent. Especially AS it has occasioned "o
breakage among the ethics Of an honored ProieSio"
no we read those subsidized headlines DiS'o
snurns Million. Demanding Ten ; Ano'nel i'e"'
Rome Patient Dies" "Tomcat CABINET oo'"''
Hope" ETC. etc? We do not But lei us oe Cai''s
brethren The authorities deny that the improved
appearance Of our streets is final and scieh'ino
indication Of the cure, as this may not idS'
takes several weeks for bones to knit
Il am Caruso: do as like" snapped the mighty
tenor but despite all the subsequent uproar We 40
moi trembIe. \ new tenor has sprung up, anu
something had 10 he done. 1t vas only natural
that Press Agent Canardo Libeni should re,aH inc
ever popular Monkey House Incident and cable an
other almost glorious
oxford. with its Bengdon club while musty,
antediIuvian establishment. benigny destructive VI
ideas is a perfect raging hotbed Of welcomes
duke and a budding earl-escaped from that des-
pcrate university and fed to London, where they
disguised themselves as laborers. shoudered picks
and shovels. roped of section Of the Strand and
began tearing up the pavement. AS IL was -
o'clock in the morning leave you TO Judge
within FIVE minutes least two hundred omni-
buses about nine hundred ansom cabs ana -FOUR
weelers and goodness knows how many trucks as
sembled in state Of acute dissatisfaction. Also
there came Bobby. who as the OXonans assured
him that the contractor would he along after little
with the permit, dutfuy detected traffic into adj
Joining streets At noon the young scamps went to
lunch promising to return promptly. Yet. lost
were they TO all sense " honor, they did not do II.
ours is Age OF Faith. and there are still people
who believe in That Nice quiet Place. Just nov an
optimistic citizen IL writing to the papers FOR tho
remainder Of the poem
~ seems TO me I'd Ike
Where bells don't ring nor whistles blow.
nor clocks don't strike sonss don't sound
And ID have stiffness all around
Alas, what credulty an affection for this poem be-
travs, Away with It, We. too, once sought That
Nice Quiet place and there pitched our tent only
10 hear motor boats bang hanging all DAY ana
sylvan graphophone Merry Wido1ing TIL midnight
and fortv-four melodious ours believing after an
imaginary wild rabbit in the small hours and An
eurIy rising crow awakening MS at dawn
But We have since met the remedy for din For
get it. Beloved, the Kingdom Of Silence is within
YOU.
Charmed to notice that the snubbng Of San Fran
ciscos effulgent Panama Exposition proceeds more
Ianguidy than at first with only the Germans
standing Of. Loving san Francisco as We do after
her devotion In shielding US against the terrible
Japs We favor her Exposition from the very bottom
Of our swelling heart.
For while exposition is JOY and triumph
at the time the most surprising Of its many
blessings arrive afterward. when, in lieu Of return
ing the capital invested and vulGarly paying
interest on same It presents subscribers with pill
lars urns arches and statues all cunningly wrought
in staff
Displayed private lawns these very beauti-
ful. especially as they have tender associations and
breathe those sentiments of ef-sacrincing high
mndedness which are ever the life OF STAFF.
The top Of the morning to Subway Guard No. Ol92
who "gallantly ladies like usher in church"
But let him beware Of overweening pride For
politeness he has rival in Conductor III on the
Squeehawkeag and sacamagog trolley line way
down in Maine.
As were skirting the lovely shores Of Lake
c h augogagogma unc hoga gogchaubrunag n & a m o &
aboard that gentlemans car our hat blew off We
lamened loudly. The car stopped. We were about
to aight and pursue our hat when III restrained us
Sprnging TO the ground. he reversed the trolley.
Back down the line went his to hat and even
then he would not allow to leave seat Picked
ny the hat himself and restored it to US with the
cheerfulest Of Don't -mention-its.
Moral: Next time you 'O192" on a subway
guards cap do not hesitate. Pitch your hat out of
the window and watch Developments r. l.. H.