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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
THE THRICE.A.WEEK EDITION
OF THE
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eta Weekly.
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This is time of great events and
you will want the news accurately
and promptly. The Democrats, for
the first time in sixteen years, will
have the Presidency and they will
have the Presidency and they will
also control both branches of Con-
gress. The political news is sure to
be Of the most absorbing interest.
{ THERE'S great war Gin the Old
World, and you'may read of thesex-
tinctiOn of the vasttTurkish Empire
in Europe, just as a fewliyears ago
you read howlSpain!lost her last foot
of IsoiI Tin America, afterls having
ruled the empire of half the: New
World. Fvs ye - ssps .4v
The World long since established
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edition. which comes every other
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now. The Thriee-a-Week World al
so abounds in other strong features,
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toons;Iin:fact,l Everything that is to
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THETHRICE A-WEER WORLDS
regular subscription price is only
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papers. We offer this unequaled
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The regular subscription price OF
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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
Little Doubt About IL.

Married a month, a young man told
the magistrate that his wife had done
the following things: Torn up the
marriage-certificate, pawned the ring,
torn up her wedding-dress, assaulted
him. She followed him to court, he
added, but he managed to dodge her.
The Clerk: "You took her for better
or worse, and you seem to have got
the worse"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
Lightning Lenothens Mans Body.

George ID. Pittman, a ranchman, who
was struck by lightning near Wilcox,
Ariz., measured five feet eight inches
In height before death and six feet
afterward. His yertebrae WAS un-
coupled by the shock.
Pittman's hair was singed al the
back OF his neck, where the bolt en-
tered. His neck was broken and shoul-
ders crushed.-Omaha Bee.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
Pigeon Descended Chimney.

When a resident in the London
road, Reading, England, came dow
stairs recently, he found perched
the top bar of the crate in the draw.
ing-room pigeon which had come
down the chimney. 1t had brought
with 1t considerable quantity of SCOT
When the occupier opened the win
dows the pigeon made It's escape.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
Notice.

All persons holding claims against
the estate of John M. Lockhart, de-
ceased. will file them. properly prov
en-, with the Planters Bank & Trust
Co., and all parties knowing them
selves indebted to said estate wi |
please come forward and settle same.
Planters Bank & Trust Co.
Administrator.
Advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
QUININE AND IRON THE MOST
.EFFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC.
Groves Tasteless chill Tonic Combines both
in Tasteless form. The Ouinine drives
out Malaria and the Iron builds up
the System. For Adults and
Children.

You know what you are taking when
you take GROVES TASTELESS chill
TONIC, recognized for 80 years through
out the South as the standard Malaria,
Chill and Fever Remedy and General
Strengthening Tonic. 1t is as strong as
the strongest bitter tonic, but you do not
taste the bitter because the ingredients
do not dissolve in the mouth but do dis
solve readily in the acids of the stomach.
Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean
il. soc.
There Is Only One "BROMO OUTNINE
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
Specialists Recommend YawnlnU.

Specialists Recommend Yawnlne.
In the opinion Of learned specialists
no one can be healthy unless he or
she does a certain amount Of yawning.
When you yawn you expel from the
lungs a lot Of superfuous air; the
breathing muscles Of both the chest
and the throat are strengthened by
yawning.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
|. & n /.
Tine Card No. 1876
Effective Sunday. Jan. 9. 1913

A~Ne'FS ~ehNN1' ""hs - NN
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
%. &C. & N o. Lin. 11:56 D. NJ
10. 51-St. L. Express 5:35 o. N
No. o9-Dixie Limited. 1O:4I D! m.
No. 95.-Dixie Flyer, 9:01 a. m
10. 55-Hopkinsville Ac. TICS a. IN!
20. ,53-St. L. Fast Mail 5:33 q. m
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
No. &C. & st. L. Linz, 5:25 a. No
20. 52-St. LOUIS Express, 1852 a, IN.
No. '98-Dixie. Limited, 1903 am.
No. 94.-Dixie Flyer, $3.50 p. N.
No. 56-Hopkinsville Ac. s:55 D. m.
No. 54--St. L. asst Mail, 10:12p. 10
Nos. 95 end "a will make Nos. 90
and 91's stops except 81 will not stop
1t Warrington and No. IS will
lot stop at Warrington or EN- pire
Nos. 90 and orneet I St. Louis for an
points West.
W. u NOhheSbo al NulhiAS Aoi dH@
points as far south as Erin, and for Louisville.
Cincinnati and the East
Nos. SO and IS make direct connections at Guth.
RE for Louisville. Cincinnati and all points north
and east thereof. NOS. So and So also connect for
Memphis and way points.
NO. % runs through to Chicago and win not
carry passengers to points south Of Evansville.
No. 90 carries through sleepers to Atlanta. Ma
con. jacksonville. st. Augustine and Tampa. Fla
Also Pullman sleepers to New Orleens. Connects
at Guthrie for points East and West. No. 90 viii
not carry local passengers for points north Of
Nashville, Tenn.
&C. HOOE. Agt.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18

Itching, bleeding, protruding or
blind piles have yield to Doan's Oint-
ment. SOC at all stores.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
RELIEVES PAIN AND HEALS
AT The SAME TIME
The Wonderful Old Reliable DR.. Porter's
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Thousands of families know il already,
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all wounds and external diseases whether
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finding new uses for this famous old
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Wemean II. 2Sc, soc, 800
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18

Hides and Skins-These quotations
are for Kentucky hides. Southern
green hides &c. We quote assorted
lots dry flint, I2c to I4c. $40 bet
ter demand
Dressed geese. lie per pound for
shoice lots, live 81
Fresh country eggs, % cents per
dozen
Fresh country butter 25c lb.
A good demand exists for spring
chickens, and choice lots of fresh
country butter
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
HAY AND GRAIN.

No. | timothy hay, $18 20
No. | clover hay, SIT 90
Clean, bright straw hay. 25c bale
Alfalfa hay, S21 90
White seed oats, SOC
Black seed oats, SOC
Mixed seed oats, Csc
No. 2 white corn, zoe
Winter wheat bran, $24.00
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18

Ham sacking.season.is.here. Sacks
for sale at.this Office.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18

- Treats all.diseases of domestica ted
animals scientifically snd.performs..all
operations known. to the Veterinary
profession. Special attention given
to the shoeiDg Of horses with dis.
eased.feet.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18
DR.. R. |. BRADLEY,
Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist

Office, Infirmary and Shoeing Forge
9Th, bet. Main and Water SITS
Office Phone, 2ll.
Night Phone, 1871
Night Phone Home. l479.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-03-18

That is LAXATIVE BRoNlo QUIE
OF E. W. GROVE box Cures Gold in One Day. 2Sc
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
VETERANS TO JUBILEE.

The General Assembly appropriated
$4,000 for the transportation of Fed
eral and Confederate soldiers to the
Gettysburg Memorial and Peace Jubi-
lee next July. The bill for the appro-
priation was introduced by William
]. Townson, Confederate veteran.
He said that the jubilee was not to be
a sectional celebration but that it
would be patriotic gathering of the
soldiers of the North and the South.
1t is said that there are only about
seventy Confederate soldiers living Ia
Missouri, while there are about $50
who served in the Federal army. In
view of this fact, the bill is significant
in showing the passing of the last
trace of sectional bitterness.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
Pilgrims of The Plains.

pilgrims of the Palms." by Kate
A. Arlington, is q romance of the
Sante Fe Trail when it was still trav-
eled in the ox-cart caravan. The
story is written in the form of a
diary, and tells the experiences Of
Della Randall, young girl leaving
her home in Illinois for trip across
the plains to save her brother from
the white plague
Each chapter is rich with the ex-
pressions of the time The boat trip
down the Mississippi and up the Mis-
souri, is filled with interest. The trip
across the plains to Santa Fe is made
more interesting because of Delia's
romance with the college professor.
The value of the story is increased
by a reproduction of many old-time
songs with the music. The monotony
Of the long trip was broken by the
lively singing and thrilling stories of
those who had been on the plains be-
fore. F. G. Browne & Co.. Chicago.
s1.25 net, postpaid. s1.3S. 400 pages.)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
The American Newspaper.

Analytical works, as a rule, are no
interesting literature for the average
reader, but The American News.
paper" by James Edward Rogers is
an exception. 1t is an entertaining
and startling discussion of the his
tory and present-day aspects of ouI
American press.
His book might be called "The
Menace of the American Newspaper"
because of his pessimistic treatment.
Although admitting that the press
sometimes does good, he says that it
is a press that seeks madly after
news, which is then doctored, faxed
and twisted to suit the interests of
the paper and the taste of the frivo-
lous and the curious; a press which
is essentially commercial and irre-
sponsible.
If. after careful study, a man can
find SO much to condemn and so lit
tie to praise, something must be
wrong. While the majority of read
ers will hardly agree with Mr.. Rog-
ers. they will do well to read and
think over what he has to say. (Uni-
versity of Chicago Press, Chicago;
213 pages.)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
A PITFALL FOR M. POINCARE.

There are several points of similar
ity to be noted in the opening of
the administrations of President Will
son and President Poincare of France.
Both have been swept with a flood of
popular approval. Each has full as
surance that the main body of the peo-
pie is behind him and in full accord
with his announced plans and prin-
ciples. And each, as far as the open
ing days of his administrations has
carried them, has exhibited a policy
Of careful, deliberative judgment.
But the American people have not
showered their President with praise
and approval from any ulterior rea-
son. They simply express their con-
fidence in a new leader. And Presi-
dent Wilson realizes the motive back
of the praise, and what is expected
of him. Similarly, NJ. Poincare sees
the flowers in his path and is not mis-
led thereby.
For the French president has n
problem which lies back Of this burst
of praise which has ushered him
through the opening days Of his Office.
There still remains considerable por-
ton of French society which calls for
a king. So they hail NJ. Poincare as
strong man." There is a pitfall in
commendation of that nature.
True, NJ. Poincare is a strong man.
But he is a prudent, intelligent and
honest man as we'll. He is not a
Napleonic dreamer, but a hard work.
er of the present moment There is
slight danger that he will attempt to
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

extend his powers beyond the consti-
tutional boundary. He will be a
thoroughly constitutional president.
Those who followed the efforts of
the new president in the early days
c. the Balkan trouble when he held
tne fate of Europe in his hands, will
be thoroughly composed. He did not
avert the war, but he forced Austria
into position favorable to the peace
of Europe. 1t looks certain that he
will Ircve as capable an executive as
diplomat
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
MILD AND SANE SUFFRAGETTES.

A committee of national leaders Of
the woman suffrage movement called
on the President recently to urge him
IL recommend to the special session
of Congress an amendment giving
women the right to vote The Presi-
dent was courteous and sympathetic
throughout the conference" one of
the committee said Each member of
the committee gave the President a
little argument on some phase of the
subject. One woman quoted his own
recent book on the New Freedom" to
support her ideas.
These methods of the American wo-
men in agitating their cause are quite
different from that of the English
women. The mild and sane methods
have accomplished more for the cause
than violence and folly. No doubt,
if American women resorted to the
tactics of the English suffragette,
thinking people of this country would
say that women are not capable of
exercising the privilege of the ballot.
AS it is, there seems to be a general
admission that equal suffrage will
eventually be granted in this country.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
Seven Keys to Baldpste.

A summer hotel in winter may be
one Of the loneliest places on earth,
and consequently a good place in
which to play the hermit: but when
too many persons seek seclusion in
the same place, unlooked-for results
are likely to happen. Now seven
keys to any other bald pate would
be too many, considering the scarcity
OF locks there; but seven keys to
Baldpate Inn merely help to carry on
an interesting story Of the summer.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

manuscript. They are Prof. B. C.
Taylor of Grocer Theological Semin-
ary, Prof. ]. R. Sampey Of the South
ern Baptist Theological Seminary and
President William r. Harper and
Prof. Ira NJ. Price, both of the Uni
versity of Chicago.
The new Bible is a good sized vol
ume, printed in large, clear type that
is easy to read. The old style of di-
vision into verses is not followed, but
the matter is paragraphed according
to the meaning. In Job, Psalms and
Proverbs the poetic form of the orig
inal is followed as closely as possible.
(American Baptist Publication Soci-
ETY.. Philadelphia
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
THE NEW BOOKS
The Initiative and Referendum.

"The Initiative and Referendum" a
useful little book published by the
National Economic League, sets forth
the merits and faults of the initiative
and referendum as it now exists in
several states. The book is written
in the form of a debate. The argu-
ments for and against the PROPOSE
tions were prepared by a committee
of eight men of national reputation,
appointed by the National Economic
League to make a study of the sub
ject. The book is a report of their
investigation entertainingly and con-
cisely told. giving full Information on
the subject. The book should be in
the hands Of every voter. (National
Economic League, Boston; II pages;
paper binding, % cents.)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
Notice Of Annual School FLA.

Notice Of Annual School Elees,.
Notice is hereby given to the ~.
fed voters and taxpayers of n
School District of Columbia. Co..
Of Boone, and State Of Missouri n.
the Annual School Election Of ~
school district will be held on
TUESDAY, APRIL I, 1914
commencing at z o'clock a. m =.
closing at sunset Of said day -.
that the following propositions -
be submitted. to-wit: h
First-The election of two M
bers of the Board of Director, =
serve three years.
Second-The election Of one NJ,
Der of the Board of Directors tn :,
vacancy occasioned by the resin.l
ton of w. W. Payne) to serve n
year.
Third-To increase the annual N.
Of taxation (which is fixed by Law :
40 cents) 60 cents on the $10o =
sessed valuation for school purpoa.
Done by order of the Board Of n
rectors of the School District Of c.
lumbia, Missouri, at a meeting haa1
March 10. 1913.
JNO. L. HENRY.
,adv) Secretary
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
DOGS LIKE DRINKING FOUNTAINS
They Appreciate the ADVANTAGE q
Cool Running Water

The dogs Of Columbia seem to ap-
preciate the drinking fountains. They
have already found the advantages of
convenient place to drink.
Yesterday morning two girls started
to the fountain near the University
power house. When they were about
fifty feet away big white dog ran
up, put his front feet on the edge
OF the fountain and drank from the
running water. The girls went else
where to get drink.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

A Kansas City court decided that
woman who complained of a janitor's
early morning furnace-stoking must
pay rent, despite the noise. A janitor
is a person not to be trified with.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
American Baptist Bible.

An improved edition" Of the Bible,
gotten out by the American Baptist
Publication Society. is based partly
on translation from the original and
partly on the versions Of the Bible
Union. Four professors in various
schools did the work of preparing the
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

The st. Louis Globe-Democrat says
too much fuss is made about the ex-
tortion of the checkrooms at New
York hotels, for the guests get their
coats and hats back anyway.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

A headline says. speaking of Alex
ander NJ. Dockery, Former Missouri
Governor Sworn In at Washington"
Suppose the two innocent little words,
lin" and "at," had been transposed?
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
SEVENTH COLUMN

A st. Paul poultry man says he has
increased egg laying by giving his
hens gymnasium exercises two hours
"a day. He ought to teach them the
turkey trot next.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

Two rival factions of st. Louis
walters had a fight at the Walters
Benevolent Association club. Pos
sibly they used club sandwiches.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

hammock species.
Earl Derr Biggers is the author Of
the novel, which is being printed Sc
rally in the Associated Sunday Maga-
zines. (Bobbs-Merrill Company. In
dianapolis; 4O8 pages; illustrated by
Frank Snapp; $1.30 metz
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

Chicago janitOrs have struck They
claim they have to do everything from
caring for the furnace to hooking up
a woman's party dress. Probably Mrs.
Janitor had a word to say.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

A mans suitcase containing a dress
suit and a quart bottle was sent by
mistake to a Columbia sorority house,
and returned intact when the mistake
was learned. If it had gone to a
fraternity house, the owner would
doubtless have gotten back the dress
suit.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
BOARD AND ROOM

TO RENT-Some very desirable
rooms to young men at S17 Rollins.
First block from gymnasium, where
the entire Rollins Field can be seen
from the rooms. Rooms comfortable.
prices reasonable. T. H. Reese. (d16)
TO RENT-Large room with east,
south and west windows. Phone 515
red. BOZ College. (d3t)
TO RENT-Nice quiet rooms, close
to University. Price reasonable.
Phone 521 red. (tfl
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

The growth of the parcel post sys-
TEN shows the desire of the people
to express themselves.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

An East st. Louis mans claim to
distinction is that he was the first
to be arrested under a new law which
makes it a felony to rob a box car
in transit from one state to another.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

A Mrs. Gamble, matrimonial agent
has been sentenced to sixty days in
Jail. The judge evidently believed
marriage a lottery. q.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

President Wilson is wall-eyed. Tha
is, he has his eye on Wall street.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

A cyclone in Kansas recently
picked up a silo, a chicken house and
several hog pens, carried them over
an orchard and dropped them in a
slough three hundred yards away.
The slough was not damaged.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

William T. johnson, ]. T. Rn,,.
and Ben Tate, members of the n
County Court, are visiting the -
infirmary today.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

A goat in Paris, France, devoured
$500 worth of bank notes. Sort of a
Two Hundred Dollar Bill"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

COrns on the hand don't come from
sowing wild oats.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

When the faculty of the University
of Missouri ruled that classes should
start ten minutes after the hour, they
should have gone farther and cut the
length Of the hour from IL to / o'clock
down to the length of the other hours.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

The bullfighting season in Spain
had a successful opening. One mata-
dor was killed and a bull broke loose
from his tormentors ard damaged a
tailoring establishment.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

FOUND-Chase signet ring. Own
er can have same by calling at Daily
Brothers Tailoring Co., Virginia Bldg,
describing and paying for this ad.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

FOR SALE-Hand embroideries and
laces for layettes. also Irish crochet.
Mr.. A. L. West. ott 1902 Windsor.
Phone $50 green. (d6tl
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
Want IDS

The cost of Missouran ads but half cent word
day. They bring greater results in proportion than
any other form Of advertising. Phone your wants to S.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

WANTED-A large furnished or un-
furnished room preferably one may
have for three years) in a private
family. Address s Missourian. (d6t)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

The bright side of life was made t
be worn on the outside.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

A Mr.. Drumm has an Office in tn
Guitar Building.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
FOB SALE

FOR SALE-Six room cottage with
bath, strictly modern. on easy terms.
Apply to Lee Forbis: phone No. 81.
(d12t)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21

The man who squealed because he
found an express company charged
him 40 cents to send a package and
then sent it by parcel post for %
cents. deserves little sympathy. Why
didn't he take it to the postoffice him
self?
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-03-21
Market note: Tobacco is strong.

Perhaps the funny papers will let
up on high heels now. A st. Louis
physician has discovered an epidemic
of fiat foot, caused, he says, by the
wearing of low heels. Better break
your neck on the stairway than the
arch in your foot.