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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

TN a recent divorce case, a young
and pretty woman testified that
her husband was no companion to
her and that even at hotels and sum
mer resorts she would sit up lonely
and forIorn, with nobody to speak to,
while he spent his time perusing the
I financial news and studying the stock
reports
! As a result Of her neglected ap-
/ pearanCe a good looking young man
undertook to console her. and among
other things he said TO her. You are
too pretty a woman to have a man
read a newspaper in YOUR face"
| The lady was bored and felt her
| self i'll used, she ionged for cheerful
| society and somebody amusing with
whom to converse. Therefore. she ac-
/ cepted the sympathy thus offered her,
/ with the usual result that ensues
when a handsome bachelor plays
Good Samaritan to a married woman.
Without discussing the merit of
this particular divorce case, that one
/ little phrase, You are too good look
| ing a woman to have a man read a
newspaper in your face" contains
sermon that every married man and
woman may listen to with enlighten-
ment, and apply to themselves with
/ profit.
For the gist OF it is this-that il
YOU don't make love to your husband
or wife, some other woman or man
| will
| If you want to keep your own. YOU
must look after it,
The Delusion.
When you leave the door uulatched.
/ you invite thieves to come in and
steal.
! 1t is part of the vanity of human
nature that none of us can ever i'm
agine such an imprOba BILE thing hap
| pening as for anybody who has once
| loved us ceasing to love us In our
| own eyes we are always so trans
cendently beautiful. and wise and
! fascinating that 1t is impossible for
anyone to break away from our hyp-
| motto spell, no matter what we do.
| Hence we take liberties with love. in
the placid assurance that nothing can
! kill il.
/ A man marries a girl, and he reads
the paper in her face, and responds
to her efforts to carry on a converse
! tion by grunts, yet ii never crosses
| his mind that he is the dullest and
most stupid companion in the world.
and that she must be bored to a fraz-
zle
Not one man in a thousand ever
! deliberately tries to make himself en-
tertaining to his wife He feels that
he doesn't have TO, and he never
realizes that after standing about SO
much of it. she'll get up some fine
day and go out and hunt up a man
| to talk to who is interesting and sym
pathetic.
Or perhops as is often the case a
man is frankly brutal to his wife He
insults her every day of his life. He
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

man with the square fore
head. as he deliberately
paved over the candy box and helped
himself to the biggest chocolate
that nobody tells you girls the truth
about yourselves, and so you get
chesty over the saccharine and base
less compliments doled out to you.
You thrive on so many a day just
as though they were breakfast food.
And you get entirely wrong ideas OF
yourselves!"
Thank you, Harold" said the girl
In the hammock, in appropriately
humble tones, for coming here TO
lead US up out of darkness. ! might
mention, by the way, that You have
colossal nerve and supreme cOnceit."
$50 have all great men," modesly
affirmed Harold. Now, take Steph-
anie-Tll warrant one thousand men
to date have whispered in her ear
that her eyes are causing them vast
disturbance. and"
you are perfectly horridi" flashed
the young woman in question, from
her Longing chair.
There you gol" commented the
young man, blandly. Working your
eyes, ! mean. It's got to be a habit
with you. Somebody remarks that
it's a pleasant Gay and, thereupOn,
you give him a glance warranted to
Kill at thousand yards. I'll bet
you've stood before the mirror prac-
tising lust the right angle to your
lasLos for more hours than the law
allows women to work per day.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
His Helpful Hints
By 1. B. KATZMEYER.

tell you, Florence, that you are the
fortune to run across. and they drag
in that peaches and cream thing
about your complexion, don't they ?
And you have a fit II a ray OF sun
light snites you and you keep a bot
tie of freckle lotion handy. They re-
main discreetly silent over the fact
that they ind you in the hammock
while mother is canning cherries in
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
The Faults.

That all Gomez from the fact that
when The men mentioned your eyes
they politely neglected to add that
your nose IS impossible and that you
have an unpleasant habit of being
snippy" went on Harold. Beyond
that you are an attractive girl, Steph-
anie Some Of the most fascinating
women in the world have had worse
defects than your nose.
When you consider Ruth-say. /
caught her yawning the other even
ing when thar new man quoted that
thing about shimmering waves Of
golden hair or something or other
Every man Ruth meets at once feels
something stirring in the back OF his
head which finally bursts forth In that
bunch Of poetry he read In his sopho-
more DAYS. I'd like TO know the per
centsga Of her allowance Ruth spends
on hair tOnics. III warrant she has
heart failure every time it's gray
dav and her hair looks az though II
we're growing dark. And not one OF
those men dared to mention that he
hated the way she bossed him at
raEds and asserted her knowledge OF
the game. She"
Il wish you'd go on holne!' said
the young woman in question lhulg-
nantly.
"Of course you do" agreed the
Young man. affably. That's what
said-not one OF you likes to hear the
truth. and you are getting spoiled In
consequences Your hair Is all right,
Ruth but take It from me that you
should be more of cLinE!ng vine.
Humor our little eccentricities. one
Of which is liking to think we are the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

It is finished by ruche "bonne femme of little
folded box pleutingS.
From this top empiecement to the heels the vel
Vet falls in long classic lines.
It folds back hit in front and ends in long
round train at the back. The enormous sleeves
draped to the line of the yoke and fall in long
angel" points, terminating in great tasSei.
-OIIIETTE
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

THINK 1T is?
HERE ARE SOME MORE
SUGGESTIONS RECEIVED
FROM UNIDENTIFIED PER-
SONS:
THE DREAM OF A GRAPE
JUICE FlENO."
SECRET EMBLEM OF THE
STANDARD OIL CO."
"A NEW AUTOMOBILE
HORN"
THE LATEST HAT oRNA.
MENT."
LITTLE BIRD WHISPERED
THAT THEY WERE REALLY
MUCH MAGNIFIED PHOTO
GRAPHS OF A BABY PELICAN
BUT UNTIL THE EXCHANGE
EDITOR RETURNS THE TRUE
SOLUTION WILL REMAIN A
HORRIBLE, DARK AND FEAR
SOME MYSTERY.
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
POLITICIAN WOOD
|. .SUMM0NtDATLAST
Assistant District Attorney
Tells How Ne Landed Him
After Experts Failed. /;

NEw YORK. Nov. 5l-Eueene ID.
Wood. who Is believed to know more
about manipulation OF LEGISLATION at AL
bany during the last twenty-five years
than any other living man. will testify
In the Jchn Doc elsction graft proceed
inss. Wood will appear before Aag.s-
trate ,McSdoo; tomorrow. He was sub
p0enaed in person, by Assistant District
Attorpey John r., Clarke last night.
Clarke told today how he landed the
noted politician after some OF his best
men had returned the subpoena unsatis-
II Rent mp ito the Mood residence =
said Etarke, ard aslsed for Mr.. Wool.
.tsssFSnt told me sho was ou. Of town.
IaissiSted thai, this was net 50. Then a
member ri the family came. She told
me. Mr.. Wood was away told her I
had information that he was in the city
and that would wait until he returned.
Ren "a mans vot,s doomed out from
behind curtain:
9.2'Ob! What's the use. Nellie? Show
the EeHtlenipn In
II went into the room apd found Mr.
Wood. He agreed to come down to
cauHt tomorrcw To- testify, and we win
80 TO the bottom Of the .char2e that he
dan tell about payments 10 TammaAy
Leader Murphy for judicial nomina-
ton
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
VERMONT FARM
At RIFLES ARMORY
Sunshine Clubs Production is
Big Hit-Parts Are All Well
Acted.

The Old Vermont Farm" was pre-
sented by the Sunshine Club at Ma,
tional Rifles armory last night. The
work of Lewis J. lift was good in the
character role of Tranquility. The part
Of Ruth Hedges, as the daughter Of
Tranquility, was well acted by Miss
Agnes Edna Nelson, daughter of Con-
gresham John NJ. Nelson of wisconsin.
The part of Frank Rallston, taken by
Homer 7. Shaver, a nephew of Con-
gressman Stephens of Texas, was splen-
didly acted. George Mish, as Uncle
the comedy lines, and Mrs. Howell
Smith, as Mrs: John Rallston. of Bos-
ton, Interpreted her part with skill.
Other parts were taken by Mrs. Marie
IL. Pierce. Miss Rosalie Thornton, Miss
Ruby Schlosser, Miss Marie Antonette
Peterson: Mrs; J. Oswald o'Neil. J. os;
wald O'Neil, Harold A, Long, Nathaniel
Gardner, P. Nicolaides, and F. T.
Grow.
The parts of the college girls were
taken by Mrs. r. S. MacKnight- and
Mrs. C. Viola Fellows and the Misses
Betty simpson, Florence Simpson, Mary
Cramer, Florence Gliboon, Grace Simp-
Gertrude Langford. Lena Fowler, and
Margaret Bright.
The college boys were NJ. L. Freese
Henry NJ Fowler, D. J. Nelson, Will
liam W. Hutchins, ]. V. Cooke, Edwin
LIE Fevre. Robert lie Fevre, Porter L
Mattox, John McGrath. and Herbert Il.
Schoenfeld. s...
Special numbers were given by Miss
Florence Simpson, Miss Mary Cramer,
Miss Effie Kline Baker, Miss Cramer,
Miss Besy Simpson, and Mrs. r. s.
MacKnight.
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
CAPITAL RESIDENTS
At OYSTER ROAST
Leroy Mark Is Host to WASH
ingtonians in Feast Held At
Chapel Point.
By HARRY WARD.

Several hundred business men and
Government officials left today from
the District building for Chapel Point.
Nd, where they will be the guests of
Leroy Mark at big oyster roast. The
party, which included Commissioners
Newman, Siddons and Harding. left in
touring cars. Nearly 100 machines were
used to convey. the party to historic
Chapel Point ..t
A Buick roadster, driven by Lew
Thayer, and carrying Howard Fisk. the
official pathfinder, left at 9;s6 o'clock,
and the other machines departed shortly
after. Fisk will cover the route with
confetti in order that the drivers can
readily find the road.
Elaborate arrangements have been
made for the entertainment o. the
guests. Among those VINO are particle
patins in tbs-~roast are Public Printer
Cornelius Ford; his secretary, Joseph
P. OLone; Walter r. Metz. superin-
tendent of the Government Printing
Office; Will Mahoney,- Cliff Bergman,
DR.. W. Gary Morgan, Matthew Trimbie,
lr.; Jerry South. Clerk OF the House Of
Representatives; r. S. NARROW. John
Line Johns, r. p. Andrews. Dr. w.
Sinclair Bowen, Joseph NJ. Stoddard W.
Z. Long, William j. Eynon, +. B. Ter
ry. Charles F. lNesbit, James F. Kelly.
A; Garlock. William Fait. jr.; H.. 3.
Plankington. Capt ]. T. Rose, Arthur
Foraker, T. r. Bourne. ]. C. Hender-
son. s. s. Grogan, Z. T. Howard, Percy
Rowe, Walter r. Hill, s. Hazen Bond,
John c. Walker. r. c. Smith, Joseph B.
,rss. TfeW; Charley Kloppmeyer, Lew
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
Official 10 Be Guest
....a,Of Royal Arcanu,n

supreme !. vice Regent. Samuel n.
Hoas. Of Mt: Vernon. NY, special
delegate OF the supreme council Of the
United States. will be the guest yof
honor at the charter day party sof the
grand council of the Royal Arcanum
tonight. Other high officials Will be
present at the festivities. which. WI bo
nemoratiou Of the sthirty-sixth; aunt,
yersary OF the granting. Of the cheJteg,
of the order by the state Of Massa-
chusetts.
There viii be meeting of, Municipal
Council in the Pythian Temple at
time of Francis Scott Key Council in
Georgetown. The Grand Lodge en-
tertainment in the old Masonic Temple
viii begin at s:15 o'clock. The evening
will end with dancing.
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
/ HUNTERS SEEKING
GAME LAWS DATA.
Posters on Open Seasons in District Of Columbia, Maryland
and Virginia Are Being Provided By Department Of
Agriculture Upon Application.

the evening on the cars that go by way
Of the Union Station. thereQis no inten-
ton on, the part OF the Anacostia Citi-
zens' Association to abandon the plan
agreed upon at the last meeting OF the
association whereby there will he OBJ
tanned the running time of the cars and
the number of passengers carried by
cach- This Is TO be done by y represen-
tatiye Of the citizens association. who
Will he stationed at Ninth and r streets
northwest. where he will secure the data
referred to. The figures obtnfned' Sbs
him will be for both the Gnion station
and the Center Market cars. Anacos-
tians are collecting the information for
presentation to the Public Utilities Com
mission In the event that the car sess7
ice Is, not improved materially. - =
Tles Rev. Hugh 7. stevenson pastor
Of bethany Baptist Church. sof5 Msnsh-
tnetop.r viii serve as.the, chay}atn of
the Government Hospital for tfse2Inyane
for the next two months. his term, haNr.
ing arrived. The Rev. Willard e. DaS
venport.; Episcopal rector emeritus at
Anacostia, will conduct the .seryfcea for
DIR. Stevenson next SuHday In the asy-
lum chapel. after which the iregul4r. Or
der will obtain again. -
Robert L. HamiIl is in pelfa,s Colo.
where he will take position In the
Forest Service. He intends, to- yemain
there fora year! - 80
d. L.. Quaid. of the Washington Ter
mina1 Company, has gone to Rich
mOnd.- Va L. = N.s.. }
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
TNO GIRLS INJURED /
!. .... N J0Y.R|DE cRASH
automobile Taken By Driver
Wrecked on Roas-Twe
Young Men Arrested. =

TRENTON, n. j., Nov. a. Miss Helen
Swan. sixteen, was CRITICALLY injured,
aud Miss susie schafer. n1peteen. less
seriously hurt late last night As the re-
sult OF a JOY ride. Daniel Whitiock. OF
Bound Brook. n. j.. and Byron Coon
twenty five. Of Allentown, Pa. are ur-
der arrest at the second district pre-
cinct police station and a big auto,
mobile belonging to MIS- A. H. Worfh-
ingson IN comnlete wreck in . fiel1
near Dutch Necx.sa short distance from
AZ st. Fsapcis Hospital. this c1ty. To-
tlay.sH wos STATED that MiSe Swan -
suffering from eoncussion. Of the brain
"a broken isg. fractured nom, many
and head Miss aBeh4fpr sussaiue1
Drlises obout the head and face. Th<
two you&g Ahen sscapsd vntpjured-
. Coon js-s iokei,fssur employed By Mrg
worthingtoz. and: the authoTtties ~
he stook the car opt Without permission.
According to the 9Satensut Of Coco
today ;lios was driyipk tho car aroune
q sharp curve. at 4 htRhky rate Of spee4
causing the machine to turn over seN<
erzl tmes crash through q fence .are
land In .field ~
The Washington times., 1913-11-05

will undoubtedly be embossed with a
gold seal of the United States.
Interest In the Details.
This wedding, which is the fourteenth
Wedding in the White House. is the
fifth wedding when the bride was : a
daughter of the then presiding President
Of the United States. And there 'is little
wonder that women all owe. the coun-
try are so deeply interested in each and
every detail connected with it.
The first wedding in the present White
House was that of Miss Maria Monroe,
youngest daughter of President Mon
roe, who, on March 9, 1920. married her
cousin. Lawrence Gouverneur. of New
York city, who had been for two years
private secretary to the Presidents 8
family. On account of disputed point
OF etiquette, which occasioned much dis
cussion 1T the time, this wedding was
deprived Of much of the ponp and cera-
mony which would have been natural,
and Was instead a quiet private affair.
Elizabeth Tyler, youngest daughter
of President Tyler, was the second. She
married her cousin, a Mr.. Waller, who
was Congressman from Virginia. This
the Blue Room, and was very FESTIVE
occasion, and was one Of the few oc-
casions when the mother of the bride
was able to be present.
Sartoris-Grant Wedding.
The third daughter of President to
be married in the White House was
Nellie Grant, daughter Of Presi-
dent Grant, who was married to
Aigernon Sartoris in the East Room,
on May q, 1874. This marriage was
quite romantic, as Miss Grant met Mr..
Sartoris when she was but seventeen,
On a steamer bound from England to
New York He was but twenty-five
years old, and it was long while
before the President would give his
consent to the engagement. A. beautiful
wedding marked this event. There were
many attendants, beautiful music, and
wonderful decorations Of real orange
blossoms sent, from the South for. the
event. - r
A thousand guests attended the we'd
ding Of Miss Alice Roosevelt and Mr..
Longworth. This wedding. which was
the fourth when a daughter Of the
President was married in the White
House, took place in the East Room
on February II, 1906, at noon.
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
RESINOl WILL
HEAL BABY'S
+. ITCHING Skin

Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap
are absolutely free from anything of a
harsh or injurious nature, and can
therefore be used with confidence in the
treatment of babies skin troubles
eczema, teething rash, chafng, etc. they
stop itching instantly and speedily heal
even severe and stubborn eruptions.
Doctors have prescribed Resinol for the
past eighteen years.
Resinol Soap for baby's daily bath
will usually prevent any skin trouble
and chatting. because it contains the
soothing, healing Resinol medication.
Resinol Ointment (50c. and $1,000, and
Resinol Soap (25c.). are sold by drug
gists everywhere. For trial free. write
to Dept. 23-R. Resinol. Baltimore, Md.
Avoid Substitutes" and limitations" OF
Resinol which a few INSCRIPTIONS deal
ers offer. They are often useless and
even injurious.-Advt.
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
Fortunes Made In
All Kinds Of "Wurst'

BERLIN. Nov. -Westphalia, in
Prussia, is the home of the sausage,
There it is said, a trader will name no
fewer than 400 different kinds Of sau-
sage. A sausage exhibition was held
recently in Germany. at which a thou
sand varieties of seusage were shown.
In this connection the story is told OF
a young Prussian. who, though he had
received an expensive training as a
chemist, shut himself up in his labora-
tory. and instead of devising a new dye,
safety match, motor engine, explosive,
aeroplaneg or Photographic lens took
pork, veal, olives, pepper. fennel, old
wine. cheese, apples, cinnamon and her
rings rces, and from them evolved a
wonderful and totally original '.wurst,"
the best of its kind. He has amassed a
considerable fortune from its sale.
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
Smile Entrance Fee
For Minstrel Show

One bright smile will be the sole ad-
mission fee charged to see the third an
nual minstrel show of the Vaughn Class
Club. of Calvary Baptist Church Sum
day school, tonight. According to those
who have seen rehearsals, each smile
is sure to develop into a broad grin,
and from that into a hearty laugh be-
fore the evenings entertainment is
over.
Dialect songs and jokes, both the
latest and of local application, will
form the bulk of <he program. THE
Darktown Minstrel Show Is the name
of the production and DR.. H. c. Nc
Neil is chairman of the committee in
charge. The entertainment will be
given In the Sunday school rooms of
the" church
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
CHARLES W. HUGUELY.

Funeral services for Charles W. HUI.
guely, resident of Washington fol
more than sixty years, who died sud.
denly Monday afternoon of heart dis.
ease, will me held tomorrow afternoon
at 2 o'clock at the residence, 454 N
street northwest.
The Rev. W. i. McKenney. DIR. W. "
Tudor and the Rev. c. NJ. Yost will Of
ficiate. Interment will be at Glenwood
Cemetery. Services will be held under
the auspices of Lebanon Lodge, No. Z
F. A. A. NJ. Mr.. Huguely was born ir
Alexandria, Va, March "a, 1888, but
came to Washington in 1850. He was
veteran of the civil war, and had beer
engaged in the livery business for twen-
~ years before his retirement Mr.
Huguely was a trustee of Wesley chapel
He leaves wife, a daughter, Mrs. F
]. White, and several brothers and sis
terS
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
WASHINGTON TIMES, BUREAU,
ANACOSTIA. d. C.. NOV.

There has been a demand for the
game laws and for bulletins treating
of their provisions in the various States
lying close to the District vita the COM
ing of the fall season. District hunts
men are posting themselves in this way
on the laws governing the shooting OF
game before venturing into outside ter
ritory to do any cunning. 49,
Anticipating this demand for infor-
nation about the State and county
laws regulating the killing of game.
the Department of Agriculture has Is
sued a summary of the provisions re-
lating to seasons, export, sale, limits,
and licenses, which covers the entire
country. In addition. the. department
is furnishing posters of open seasons
for game in the District OF Columbia.
Maryland. and Virginia for 1913, which
may be had upon application. to the
biological survey of the department.
With rabbits and partridses pleflti-
full here. sportsrien can look upon
them longins.y only, because shooting
them has been prohibited in the Dis
trict since 1905. In consequence. Of the
protection afforded them the coveys of
partridses and the rabbit warrens are
numerous. -
Anacostia Council, No. 16, Junior Or
der of United American Mechanics, has
promised its cooperation and. active
participation with the remaining four
councils of the order in the District at
g Thanksgiving service. to which Presi-
dent Wilson, Vice President Marshall,
and other public men are to be invited.
The service VIII be held in the First
Congregational Church, Tenth and G
streets northwest on the evening of
Sunday, November 40.
The eighteenth anniversary of the
founding OF Anacostia Council, No. Is,
Junior Order Of United American Me-,
chanics, which will occur on Tuesday
evening next, IL to be- obseryad in a
manner befitting the oceasion9 Elabo-
rate plans are being formulated for a
suitable celebration, to which win be
asked not only all the councils In the
District, Alexandria, Va, and nearby
Maryland, but a number OF men who
have identified themselves with the
purposes of the order in legislative and
other channels.
The Young Mems Catholic Club gave
its third dance of the year last night in
ST. Teresa's Parochial School There
were about 200 young people in attend
ance. The hall was decorated with pur-
pie and white, the coIors of the club,
and after the dancing there were re-
freshments served.
Although the Washington Railway
and Electric Company has ordered a
fve-minutc schedule maintained for a
few hours during the rush period Of
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
Jack Johnson Wine
ArtifciaIIy CoIored

The Government took another fling,
at Jack johnson today when the De-
partment of Agriculture announced that
a wine named after the puglist had
been seized as "artificially colored."
The wine was shipped from Newark,
Y. J. Shipments of dessicated egg
product from Dallas. Tex. and of
white vinegar from Cincinnati also were
seized for alleged adulterations.
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
GEORGE w. DUTTON.

Funeral services for George ". Dut-
ton, who died at his home, 1231 Eleventh
street northwest, on Monday afternoon,
are being held this afternoon at the
residence The burial will be in Oak
Hill Cemetery. Mr.. Dutton had been
a resident Of Washington for more than
sixty years
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
MRS. MARY P. PIERCE.

Funeral services for Mrs. Mary P.
Pierce, widow of Col. T.. S. Pierce,
deputy Sergeant-at-Arms of the House,
who died at her home, 1861 Girard street
northwest, after an illness of several
wears. are being held this afternoon at
the residence. Interment will be at
Arlington.
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
Sixteen Candidates
For Board Directorate

With the withdrawal Of d. J. Gala
han and Johr L. Weaver from the
list of candidates for the directorate
of the Board of Trade, only sixteen
remain in the contest, Of whom ten
will be elected. The withdrawal Of
Mr.. Callahan is regarded as weaken
ing the movement to have the Board
of Trade and Chamber OF Commerce
merged. Mr.. Callahan being known as
ardentiy favoring this.
The Washington times., 1913-11-05
REV. JAMES C. PRATT.

Funeral services for the Rev. James
Calcott Pratt, Of the firm A. S. Pratt
& Sons, who died at his home, 1875
Avenue of the Presidents, several days
ago. were held at noon today at the
residence. Bishop Randolph. of the
New York Reformed Church. officiated.
Burial was in Rock Creek Cemetery.