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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05
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Bct> hctp Our Old Stunts.
Editor Jhc M.-sourian. \ week Of
dcrartmoH; stunts At commencement,
j. sounds wy!l, does it not. and would
no doubt help the seniors TO entertain
,Lcir relatives and friends who come
to Sc" them graduated. After the fond
parents had inspected the dome of
Academic Hall and had visited Chief
Josephine, their proud guide would
wave his hand and say. step this way
10 the Farmers Fair" or perhaps to a
-. Pats parade. And presto. there
would be the fair, or the parade. ready
Tor inspection. \ continuous week of
gayety, in truth.
But would the fair and the parade
and the other stunts produce them
selves without effort? All the seniors
would he standing on the sidelines
with their pa-pahs and mammals. and
how many OF the other classes ever
remain in Columbia later than their
last examination? Making the school
year week shorter would merely
lose that much school work ana turn
The students free to leave that much
sooner. The proposition 70 compel
them 10 stay is not worth discussing
Moreover, would not a whole week
ci stunts become tircsome both for
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05

world. They safeguard about 10000
900 acres of timber containing fully
i.Oc0.000,C00,000 feet, or one-fffth of
the nations supply. and keep the loss
es down TO an amount SO infnitesimal
that 1t cannot be expressed practical
ly in percentage. Inspired by the or
Sanizations on the Pacific Coast, sew
eral concerns in the lake states and
New England have organized on the
same line.
The owners of timber lands in the
West particularly have come TO real
ize that proper protection and man
agcment of the nations forest re-
sources are an economic Necessity.
Since they have taken the lead them
selves. it will not be necessary for the
government to enforce compulsory
regulation. Uncle sam fully realizes
what a help they viii be in the saving
'i his valuable and Indispensable
roodpiIe
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05

bulletin to offer additional evidence
and to prove, if possible, beyond fur
Their doubt that this is true"
This statement is from the opening
Paragraphs OF 2 bulletin on bovine
tuberculosis by Or. Samuel sheldon.
state veterinarian Of Missouri
The bulletin -ires instances Of hu-
man Infection from diseased animals
by incubation and by eating meat
and drinking milk from uberculous
aH'mals. What the symptoms are in
cattle ,hc different tests for tubar-
oaioaia in cattle. how these tests are
applied and directions for cradica-
ton Of the disease are treated at
length
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05

4 big. tall. overgrown farmer boy
from a large Western farm appeared
on the campus of Northwestern Uni
versity at Evanston, ILL.,, during the
opening days about fifteen years ago.
He was older than the average fresh
man because he had spent several
years tramping over clOds turned up
by his plow. But he was just as green
as any other freshman
lie carried with him certificate of
graduation from a prep" school and
he had a thirst for knowledge, so the
authorities let him in. He already
knew lot about COWS and hogs. some
thing about soil fertility and crop
rotation. but he wanted to learn more
and be good farmer. lie soon de-
Cided. however, that he did not want
10 try to raise better corn all his life.
but would rather try to work for bet
ter morals among men. especially col
lcge men.
He lived at small club house and
WAS the steward. lie bought all the
provisions, hired the help and saw that
the rules Of the house we're enforced.
His fatherly interest brought him 4
nickname among his club friends.
l Football Star.
But that wasn't all lie wanted 70
know all about men, and lie went into
athletics in order to know more
about them. He was as serious and
earnest in his play. so his friends
were not much surprised even if the .
rest of the world was. when in his
sophomore year he made the only two
made by his team that
y ear. One was run of siXty-fve
yards, the other was seventy. The
next morning the papers called their
hero Dad" and that is the name that
thousands Of col!csc men friends of
A. J. Elliott know him today.
Dad" Elliott is a large man. He
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05
CONCERNING DAD ELLIOTT
A Sketch of the Man Who Is Said to Have
More Friends Among College Students
Than Any Other Person.

: is impressively large. He has a
strong. athletic build. Next his eyes
catch and hold you. They are deep
blue, honest, sympathetic eyes. He is
only about 80 years old, but he appears
much older, for his hair is only a
reminiscence. However, he is not in
the least offended if you speak TO him
of it and he will tell you as he rubs
his head that ii began to fall out in
his sophomore year at college.
Franknes> Il characteristic.
He is prompt TO answer questions.
lie is startlingly frank. An editor has
said of him, he is "as sympathetic and
Kind as a father, as steadfast and true
as a fraternity brother, as much an
admirer and believer in college sports
as the University coaches. and as con-
scientious an upholder of moral and
Christian living as your mother" lie
is characterized by his masculine mes
sage. his fearIcssness, his fairness and
his frankness. lie is said to have
more personal friends among college
men than any other man.
pad" Elliott made the All-Western
football team the year he won his
nickname He was also a star and
= fayorite in other college athletics.
Il went into athletics" he says. be
cause | wanted to know all about men
and you get to know men pretty well
that way. OF course there are other
reasons. too"
lie is fraternity man. He has liv-
I'd several years in fraternity houses .
Il believe in fraternities." he SAYS.
but | also believe there is a good deal
IN them that needs cleaning up. No
men on earth are so proud of their
achievements as are fraternity men,
,ut the great trouble is that too many
want the glory of success and are not
Wiling by hard work and good morals
o pay the price"
c. NJ T..
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05
Christian College Publication Out.

The sixty-ffth annual catalog OF
Christian College has just been is
sued, containing the announcements
for the coming year, the calendar.
faculty, pictures and descriptions of
the buildings, and the courses Of
fered. The catalog is well gotten up.
on soft-tinted paper, with attractive
printing and good pictures.
Views of Bible College, the churches
and the Boone County Court House,
as well as several scenes giving an
idea of the surroundings of Column
bia are included.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05

ture show if you Ike picture shows:
play cards if you like to play cards:
just LOAF if you like plain loafing. \
good nights sleep and cold bath viii
send you off to the inquisitorial cham
Ter with that clearness Of thought
which is far more important in any
'@am than the mere jumhle Of facts
'hat the crammcr pins his faith on
One does not have to search far
for the moral in the true story about
,ac freshman who studied far into the
moruing hours. and then failed TO
wake up until the examination was
all over. SENIOR
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05
BOVINE DISEASE TO MANkIND
This Bulletin supports Theory Of Tu-
bercular Transmission.

"Of all the diseases which affect
humanity, tuberculosis is the most
fatal. 1t has been cOnservatively es-
timated that each year there are
1,O95,000 deaths from this disease
throughout the world, representing
5000 each day, two for each minute
The conclusion has been reached that
bovine tuberculosis is readily trans
mitted to man. We propose in this
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05
CELTiC LITERiTTUE PROGRAM
fapcrS Read by Member, at Tuesday
Cab Meeting.

faprr> Read BY Members at ruc>day
Cab Meeting.
Celtic Literature" was the topic at
the meeting Of the Tuesday Club yes
tcrday afternoon. Mrs. \. J. Estes
read paper on The Recent Revival
Of Celtic Literature and William But
Ter Yeats" in which she pointed out
ihat the work Of the Irish novelists
and story-tellers dates since the begin
nlng of the 18th century, while Irish
poetry IS an older product. She spoke
then of Yeats as the representative
man of letters of Ireland. because his
works show their national traits, and
because he has been their leader in
recent thought.
The Work of Lady Gregory. Mr..
Yeats Co-Worker" was presented by
Mrs. Walter Robinson.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05
BOARD AND ROOM

TO RENT-F'urnished room, 2nd
door from campus, s.. 505 Conley
phone AS white. tO
TO RENT-Fraternity Chapter
house. Built especially for fratern-
ity. Has all convenicnces. Located
one block from the University.
Phone 46. (dGD
TO RENT-In new brick residence
a large front room on second floor;
nicely furnished; privilege of sleep
ing in attic if preferred; heat and
hot water guaranteed. CO6 S. 9Th St
GO
TO RENT-LarSe double room for
girls, III Hit. (dGU
TO RENT-Eooms for young men.
80 Missouri Ave. (d120
TO RENT-To men, two large, well
heated rooms. Coo South 9th street.
I'd u .
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05
Want IDS
The of Msourian ads is but half cent word
day. They bring greater results proportion cost than
any other form of advertising Phone your wants to S.

liable manufacturer in the West.
The Green Jewelry Company, 1lO4
Walnut street. Kansas City, Mo. will
save you money on your order. (d6O
. WANTED-Two competent young
men as travelling statesmen. Apply II.
. c. Hill. Central Hotel (d5'5
GIRLS WANTED-At the Dorm
Cloney Laundry Co.
FOR FINE UPHOLSTERING. see
McClain & Hughes, S09 Walnut. Also
highest prices for secondhand goods.
Work guaranteed Can at Office or
phone coo red.
SWITCHES Transformations POM
padOurs. and all kinds of hair work
made from comhines. Can and see
our new line OF switches. The Elite
Hairdressing Parlors. Phone AZ.
WANTED-Every student organiza-
ton in the University to give us a
chance at their printing. Programs,
Letterheads. Envelopes. Placards,
Posters. or anything in the job print
ing line. Rush orders our specially.
onr new location, SOL Walnut street,
New Guitar Building. Phone l31.
columbia Printing Co. (d26)
CASH WANTED QUICKLY-We ares
remodeling our store and it involves
the necessary expenditure of a great
deal OF money. To secure il quickly
We are sacrificing our stock of diam
ohds. Y carat, blue white, regular
price 500, sale price So. 3-I6 carat.
commercial, regular price S22, sale
price SID. g carat, finest white, reg
ular price $i5, sale price $33. * carat,
finest white, regular price $40. sale
price so. q plus 1-6i carat, finest
white, regular price $50. sale price $35.
JEWELRY co, across from
New York Store. (d2t)
SEE DIR. DAVIDSON for your
glasses. Office second floor New
Guitar Bldg.
DANCING Lessons given privately.
sos Conley. 448 white. (d2D
GO SKATING at the Roller Rink
tonight admission Csc; half bloeHA|
north Of Wabash Station. Oh, thSHn
10y Of gliding around the hall,
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FRATERNITY and Sorority men,
bers can not do better if they buy
their badges, pins, rings and novelties
direct from the oldest and most re-
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05
MISCELLANEOUS

LOST-Between Stephens College
and Hays Dry Goods Store, a silver
mesh bag. with 50 bill and some small
change. Finder return to Stephens
College and receive reward. (d2t)
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FOR SALE

FOR SA-E-Two best lots in Smith
ton, fronting Worley street. Lots
owned by nonresident. VIII be sold
at bargain. l.. VI. Defoe or r. d.
Price, Jr.
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FOR SALE-One alto Buffet Saxo-
phone, with case. Instrument has
Just been repadded and new springs
put on. NJ. Hicklin, phone 271. (d6t)
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GO SKATING at the Roller Rink
tonight admission Csc; half bloena
north Of Wabash Station. Oh, thl1
joy Of gliding around the hall!
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-02-05

FOR SALE-GOod cord wood in any
quantity. l.. P. Stephens, phone 69i
red.
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FOR SALE-Pit bull terrier pups
Prince Burke strain. Best all around
dog known. Affectionate and reliable.
Watch dog. Don't you want a pal?
See DR.. Cutler. Phone 767 black.
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a n n Ou II c { IN { n + &

We have been authorized TO an
nOunce that W. VI. Dinwiddie is a can
didatc for denomination for city at
tOrney.
We have been authorized to an
nOunce that ID. ". Il. (DOct Kurt2. Jr.
is a candidate for city attorney.
Phone 80 for the Missourian waIs1
ad department.
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DANCING Lessons given privately
sos Conley. 448 white. (d24'
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SEE DIR. DAVIDSON for yc
glasses. Office second floor N
Guitar Bldg.
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c. VI. T..
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
Soldiers and Strong
Dahlonega Team Will
Play at Fort Saturday

Captain Stone, of the Seventeenth
Infantry at Fort Mcpherson, mana
ger Of the husky football team al
the post, announces that game with
Dahlonega has been scheduled for
next Saturday at o'clock, to be
played on the parade ground at the
fort. The Dahlonega eleven is a big
and lively bunch this year and the
Soldiers, coached by Lieutenant De-
wore, the West Point star and Lieu
tenant p. x. English, three years a
famous guard at the Virginia Mill
tary Institute, have developed what
probably Is the best football machine
Of their history.
Admission TO the parade grounds
will be free, a charge Of so cents
being made for the reserved chairs
which will take the place Of side-line
boxes and grandstanG. The work Of
the Soldiers against the powerful!
Tech team in the opening game has
aroused much interest in Atlanta, and
there undoubtedly will be big crowd
to witness the contest.
The Soldiers coaches are pointing
the team for the big game of the
year with their old rivals, the Elev-
enth Cavalry, the battle to be staged
at Ponce DeLeon ball park the Sat
Urday after Thanksgiving.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
WILLING
To GIVE KLAUS
RETURN MATCH

DITTSBURG, PA, Oct. 1S,-Was
there a title at stake when
George Chip met Frank Klaus
before the Fort Pitt Club at Old City
Hall last Saturday night? The Klaus
people say there wasn't, but the
writer believes that whatever right
the East Pittsburger had to tho mid
dleweight crown land that was con-
siderable) has passed into the keep
ing of Chip.
According TO the statement made to
the writer last night by Jimmie Dime
manager of Chip, the bars won't be
raised against Klaus. The erstwhile
bear cat" will be taken on again
just as soon as Chip is in a position
to re-enter the ring.
I'VE are willing to accommodate
Klaus with a return match" said
Dime. Il believe George had the bet
ter of the fight Saturday night even
without the Knockout. He carried
the fighting to his man and landed
oftener and harder. No critic in the
hall would, 1 believe, have given us
worse than a shade had the bout gone
the limit.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
BASEBALL TOUR
BIC BENEFIT To
CANE -SPiLDING
Early Day Star Thinks Trip Is
<Greatest Of Its Kind Ever
Attempted.

~ HpCAGO, Ill. Oct Is That me
trip arolnd the world q the
White Sox and tho Giants viii
DO the real international game - the
opinion Of A C. SpaId'ng. since 1876
$ hsadliner in the national game. Mr.
Spalding expressed these sentiments
while sitting n the office AZ the white
Sox ball park yesterday, the guest
OF President Com skey. II was the
f1rst time that the former baseball
war and msgnate had seen the South
side grounds, and between slghtsee-
ing Mr.. SpsldinR spent his time fan
ming over the first baseball trip
around the world quarter OF cen
turv ago
Baseball was new when We started
for Australia just % years ago" said
Mr. SpaldiuE and We acted as eE-
plorers but YOU" addressing his re
marks 20 MT Comishey. "wIU nud
the ground largely prepared Df
course. you will play IN many coun-
tries which we tid not visit, but even
there you viii probably find the ma
3ority Of the white or brown popuIa-
ton well versed in our national
pastime
Players Feared Trip.
when we started TO organize the trip
was 10 get players who had nerve
enough TO embark upon the journey
After we got back some OF the play
ers who had been invited. but did not
60 are not through kicking vet be
cause they did not accept the invi-
tation. The trip that the SoK and
Giants will make should he the op-
portunity OF "A lifetime for players
who are fortunate enough 10 get an
Invitation Why. they viii learn more
on this trip than they can hope 10
during the rest Of their life
This trip, az Mr.. Cont skev has
explained u TO me viii without doubt
be the greatest OF its kind ever at
tempted. That Is why / ann saying
that in rs years from now baseball
will be the International game. Every
civilized country VIII know or hear
about the American game before the
journey is over. and as Il already has
had a splendid start In Japan. the
Philippines and Australia, the sport
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
TECH SLINE-UP
IS No MYSTERY;
MAUCK IS HERE
Giant Linesman viii Plug Hole at
Left Tackle In Great Shape
From Now On.

TT now is possible for the first time
this season to give the battle
front Of the Heisman football
machine with a fair degree Of accu-
racy. Here is the lineup that will 10
against Mercer at Grant Field next
Saturday and, barring injury or IN
foreseen occurrence, win be the main
stay Of the Yellow Jackets hopes this
fall:
Preas, left end.
MAuck, left tackle.
Lang, left guard.
Loeb, center.
Means. right guard.
Nance, right tackle.
Cushman or Hayes, right end
Patten, quarterback
Cook, left halfback.
Mcdonald, right halfba0k
Johnston, fullback.
Tho Substitutes.
Edgar and Tyler Montague Ffeffer.
Smith. Lucas, Risfenider and Thoma-
son will be the bacluield subs, and
substitute ends as we'll, with Ira
wick, Alexander, Goree, Rainey, Riv-
ers, Spence, Smeed and Beard a.
substitute llnemen.
The arrival and showing OF Hugh
Mauck has plugged the last line gap,
at left tackle. Mauck IL remembered
as the giant athlete who played cen
ter for the Fifth Regiment basket ball
team the last three seasons, He Is
six feet five inches tall and weighs
225 pounds, with a lot OF speed for
man of so unusual a build and
strength.
Previous GrdIron Work.
Mauck also has had plenty OF ep-
perience on the gridiron. He wSs a
star lineman on the Stone Mountain
eleven few years ago and since then
has been working in Atlanta. A de-
sire TO rise in the commercial world
induced him to matriculate at Tech
for the commercial training course
there. While he may not be in con
dition to play Saturday against Mer-
GER the big fellow will easily be in
shape for the Florida trip the follow
ing week.
Coach Heismsn put the Jackets
through a fierce signal drill and
long scrimmage yesterday afternoon
and the same program will be OBJ
served to-day and tomorrow. FRI
day there viii be a long signal drill
only.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
Maps Beat Pirates
In Deciding Game
Of Inter City Series

PITTSBURG. oct. 1.-THE Cleve-
land Americans yesterday won the SOW
enth and deciding game OF the inter
city series, defeating the Pittsburg Ma
tonals. 10 The official attendance
was 1858 and receipts s2,135.5O.
Babe" Adams was batted for six
hits i'm three innings. but MCQuillen.
who replaced him, did not allow a hit
and only nineteen batsmen faced him
Steen was steady except In the second
inning. when three hits gave Pittsburg
It's only run.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

Il certain 10 get n big boom. In this
connection / might say that the game
I'm France has become firmly rooted
The FreuChmcn are natural ball play
ers. ana IT viii not be many years
before the game In our sister repub-
he viii be booming
Predicts Success Of Tour.
Mr. Spalding spent over two hours
at the White Sox BAH park gossipinE
about the game Of long ago and the
world tour to come. He regretted
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

that he could not md time 10 go with
the Sox and Giants. When he was
told Of the thorough preparation and
the enormous outlay for the trip he
repeated that nothing like II had been
attempted, and he predicted success
for the undertaking from the start.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15

TEARNEY TO KEEP JOB.
CHICAGO oct lH-Al Tearnv will
ontinue as the president Of the Three-l
.eague lie was re- elected yesterday
i the annual meeting here
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
MAIDEN MANN
IN MEMPHIS
GOLF TOURNEY
NJ EMPHIS, TENN, Oct. 15.-As
MI preliminary TO the opening Of
Thursdev's cbampfonship Dlay

NJ ST preliminary a9T to the oS opening 5i~o o;
Thursdays championship play
in the Western Golf Tournament at
the Memphis Country Club, a 36-hoIe
match was played to-day. The list Of
players included Macdonald Smith,
present Western champion; J. J. Nc
Dermott. W. c. Sherwood, Fred Nc
Leod. OF Washington; Herbert Strong.
New York and D. A. Donaldson, Of
Chicago.
Following IS a list of pairings for
play in the best ball match. which
carries with it the cash awards Of
$3.50 to the winning pair, $100 to the
second pair, $50 to the third pair, and
$40 to the fourth pair
THE entrants were paired as fol-
lows for tO-day's match,
Jack Burke, Port Arthur, Canada
and Dow George, Minneapolis VS..
\. Rossman, Des Moiues, and D. H
IWeedie, Chicago. Lee Nelson, In
uianapoliS, and Chester Nelson. Okla
hOma CITY vs.. Paul Andbress, Chat
tanooga, and William Paul Charlotte
y. c., j. Morton, Peoria, H., and
Frank Adams. Canton, H., VS.. Peter
Hendrie, Covington, Ky, and J. J.
Borphy, Portsmouth, Ohio; Bob Pee
pies, Topeka. Kans., and Tom Hughes,
Wichita, kans., VS.. Dave Patrick,
Memphis, and George Bingley. Mem
phis; Johnny Gatherum, Midlothian,
Ill, and Dave kobeT, Evanston H.,
VS. w. r. Cody and w. n. Brown. Chi
cage: Chick Nelson, Indianapolis, and
Norman Hackbarth. Little Rock, Ark,
vs.. James Herd. Chicago. and James
Dickerson, Knoxville, Tenn: W. c.
Sherwood. Memphis, and David Will
son. Of Hartland, Wis, VS.. c. II. An
derson, Boston, and George Living
ston, Nashville; r. S. Simpson, I'M
attached and ]. b. Simpson, Mllwau-
kee, vs.. Herbert Strong. New York,
and Macdonald Smith, New York.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
THE following players are paired for
L Wednesdays pIaying.

J. J. MCDermott. Atlantic City, and
Tom Mcnamara, Boston: NJ j. Brady,
Boston, and Fred Mcleod, Washing
ton; Jack Croke, Chicago. and Walter
FOyaT Chicago; J 4. Donaldson, Chi
ca@O and otto HaCkbarth, Chicago;
William Mann, Atlanta, Ga, and
Stewart Maiden, Atlanta, Ca. and H
II Barker Birmingham.