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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

, 80 In effect December IS, 1872:
N. B.-FollowIng schedule, figures are
published only az formation and are
+ not guaranteed.
7:47 A. M.-Daily local between WASH
lngton and Danyille delivers e SnS
ton daily except Sunday-at OraIsS
to c. 6 o., No4I3 for GordonryIie AND
Richmond. 81
s:47 a .M-DaIly-Local for Harri
sonDurg and way stations. Suitet p't'
ior car. = Lff|
}o.0-A.M.-paily U.s.Fast Mail stops
only for passengers % points s n,a.o
to which scheduled to stop; flrSt $3.50 p,
coaches; sleeping cars 70 sirt mn s 60
and. Nsw Orleans. Dining En-
VICE. stops at g. oSalv We ssencers
111- A. M.-Daily-1Iall train Goa
ches FOR Mana ssas Warrenton. Chaf
lottesviIIe, Lynchbnrg. DAnYitTIe az"
Greensboro. Sleeping cars from oIsenS-
boro to Atlanta.
1922 P.M.-Week day-limited TOT
Warrenton, Charlottesville and Harri'
sonburg.
4;5c A. Notwithstanding Spe'
c;aI. Sleeping Ears between New YORK
Atlanta. Columbus, Admission. BlrHllns
ham. Through first class coacheS De-
tween Washington. Atlanta, ana . HiFE ~
ingham. Dining car serViG3i. Id "
California six times weekly.
3:5o p. M.-Week days. Limited l2l
Harrisonburg and way stations On w.,
nassas branch, also for NarrehSoh
Pullman buffet parlor cars.
s.1. P. M.-Dally--Local for war
sTS =. M.-The southerns Southeast
arn limited Tor Asheville Columbia
Charleston, Aiken, Augusta, savannah
and Jacksonville. Through P1i!inaf
Drawing Room. Sleeping cara Coach
es. Dining cars
Chattanooga Limited via, I.ynchourg
Fjrst class coach and siepeinE car
10 Roanoke, Knoxville Gnd Inatts
noocn. Sleeper to NCr' Orleans, 'Hash
ington to Roanoke. Dining car ser
II :o2 F. M.-Daily-New York, ~
lanta ard New Orleans Limltca: - -.
car r. New Orleans. Sleeping cars u
hsheyllle. Atlanta. Macon and New
Orleans. Sleeping cars to CaaFlo't'
D!nir; car service.
AZ. a. NJ Daily Hemphi2 speci:l'
Sleeping car md coaches foT RolncA'
Knoxville, NASH lie C haltatsoST osh
incton sleeping cars open ~ r. NJ =.
For detailed schedule figures, tlcR
ate Pullman EeserY1t lions. ETC., ap
WILLIAM C. LEHBW
TTnirr Ticket Agent. Alexandria. Va
E. II CDAPMAN Vice-pres.& Gen. ME-
S. H tIARDWICIS, Pass. TRAIT. MG'
Fl. +. CARY. Genl. Pass. Agt.
T. g. BROWN. Gienl. Agt.
Washington. D. c
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Classified Column
An Economical and Efficient
Method Of Making Your
Wants Known.

S lines or less, one time 25c; 2
times 40c; 8 times, Soc; l week Sl.0U;
one month, $500. z.
Death, wedding and funeral notices,
SOC per insertion.
Memorial, cards Of thanks, resolu-
tons, SOC per inch.
legal advertisements, SOC per inch,
list insertion: CSC per inch each in.
ditional insertion.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

WANTED.-Room with or without
board by gentleman, in private fam
lily, for two or three weeks. Best
references. Modern convepiences
desired. Address Box K, Alexan-
dria Gazete. ~ Q
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

DETECTIVES wANTED.TA man in
eachslocality to represent US in sec
ret Hervice work, experience I'M
NECESSARY. Enclose starp for par
tjc1Ilars. International Secret Ser
vice Bureau, Hot Springs, Ark. Z st
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08
REPRESENTATIVES, WANTED

In every Virginia town-wonderful
article-splendid profits. Canvass
ers to sell the goods to homes-sales-
men to handle store trade, all make
FIVE dollars ady and upward.
THE DAYLIGHT BURNER
for lamps, makes the night as light
as day. No extra oil burned, but
three times the illumination: Fits
any lamp, pleases every member Of
family. Sells for quarter-worth a
dollar. If you want to make IS day
write me at once to reserve your town
and I'll send you full information and
terms.
FRANK BRUNELL, 1904 Lindley
Avenue, Logan, Philadelphia
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

FOR RENT.--8-room house with two
acres of ground, city water, nice
trees, some fruit, garden, barn and
outbuildings, On Washington street
extended. Apply to Aaron Odell,
City Market. 5 I'm.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

Berlin.-Owing to the increasing
number Of suicides, the municipal au-
+horities are considering offering gold
medals to all persons preventing
others from killing themselves.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08
STEAMER WAKEFIELD

Leaves Sunday, Tuesday and Thurs-
day at 9 a. m, for Wirt's Wharf and
ali intermediate landings. Returning
leaves Wirt's Wharf az 8 a. M, the
following days, arriving at Alexan-
dria about 4 p. m.
Eeardon & Grimes, Agents,
Foot of Cameron Street
Telephone Nc, So
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

A called meeting Of the stockhold-
ITS of the B. F. Board Motor Truck
company, will be held March 18th,
913, at 2 o'clock P. NJ, Chamber of
Commerce rooms, corner King and
Washington streets in the City Of
Alexandria, at which time such bust
Tess is to be transacted which may
properly come before said meeting.
G.. S. HINKEN'S Sec.
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Potomac { Chesapeake
Steamboat Company
Effective October 6, 1912.
fsubiect to change without notice.
STEAMER CAPITAL CITY

Leaves Alexandria at 6 P. M, on
Mondays and Wednesdays Tor faf'
hams Point and lower river landings.
Returns early Wednesday ard FRIDAY
mornings. Leaves Saturday at a.
n for Nonaini and intermediate lan1-
Jugs, returning Sunday about p. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

Snow fell short time this morning.
Tho weather later alter1atad between
sunshine and th,eatsaiAE conditions
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

FOR RENT.-Two large light office
rooms, water and toilet. N. E. cor.
Fairfax and Prince. Would also do
for small business Inquire l2s
S. Fairfax street, Alexandria, Va
26 2Wks.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08
Maryland Delaware and Viz
GINA RI!Way Company.

Steamers Of this line leave Alexan
.dria on ami after May IS. 1910.
Every NOM W, WEDNESDAY ans
SATURDAY - 4:30 p. m.
FOR BALTIMORE AND ALL TIE
UsI..L RIVER LANDINGS.
Cuisine AID apr ointments uneScc-4.
Freight for Baltimore, Philade!g..
and New York solicited and handled
with care. Through rates and b:'lS u
lading issued.
Single fare to Baltimore, $3.50; re
turn trip, $3.50: 3.1terooms, one wa
$1.50 Meals, SO cents.
REARDON G. GRIMES, AGENTS.
Foo: O. Can ION stree
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08
SET OF BLACK

SET OF BLACK
Furs Latest Model, never used,
Will send same to any address at
my expense for free examination.
$500. Value $4,000, big bargain.
Mrs. L. 3. Sparks, SO2 14th St. N.
". Washington, d. c. IL
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

5ALESLADIES. With experience pre-
ferred to help during sale. Apply
Saturday between 10 and II. +
Goldsmith, corner King and Lee SITS.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

Rev. DR.. John Lee Allison, D. D.,
pastor of the Second Presbyterian
Church, will preach in the morning
IN the subject "Thc Influence OF Pos
i've Life" In the evening his subject
viii be "Evangelistic." There will be
special music by the choir at both
services. AZ the mems bible class al
20 O'clock the Book Of Revelation will
BE studied.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

PREMIER CARRIER OF THE SOUTH.
ItraIfIa. leave II non station: iesanoria-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

FOR SALE.-Six serviceable sound
work and driving horses for sale
cheap. Apply at Mt. Vernon stables
6 ct
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

FOR SALE.-At private sale, one
piano-parlor and bed room sets and
other household effects. Can be
seen between IL and 3 o'clock Tues
day, March 18th, at GOT Cameron
street. -
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08
Observation-Disclosures
RAILWAY
In Effect November l. 1S1.
Leave Alexandria

For Washington. from corner Prince
and Royal streets. week days. ut ECO.
$40, GOO, $50, 6:3o, $40, 6:S5, I:0S,
lis 1880, 7:40, 500, 8:l5, S:25. $3.50
$50, $40, $3.50, ESQ, 1910, 1890. 1o;9S'
lilo. II: rs, 1890. 1850 q. m: 12i9,
1926, 1880, 1850. 1:lo 1;25, l:se' 10: ico
2:lG, 1925. ESQ. ESQ. S;G5' 3:2g' 2 s:SSS'
sS5 $50 COS, $50, 6 800. 0O,f Is. i.25:
500 $50. 800. $3.50, 1000. 1890. II w.
and 11:55 y. III.
supdays-7.oo. 1856, $40, $50, SAG.
e.5N' go $40. 1000, 1920, 1910 Ivy.
Ii:SO. ii:4Q, a. H., 12:O0,m., 1920 l3:sS'
i 90 40, 40. 200, 2.9O. 2.40, 3.90' Pig.
s:40, 400, 400, 4:l0. 900 s:29' S S:1S
500. $50, GAY" I:9G' T;] "a II ID 90 and
$40, 500, go, lou. !''''' i'''
lilo p. III.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

At the Second Baptist Church Rev.
c. Kelly Hobbs, the pastor, Will have
IS mis- subject tomorrow morning at
II a. H., "The Drawing Power of,
the Gospel" and in The evening, "Suc-
.ess in Spite of Difficulties"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

Services at Trinity M. E. Chruch
tomorrow will be as follows: ii &.
m, preaching by the pastor, Rev. 6.
A. Luttrell, subject, "How One Thing
Leads to Another" 1880 p. m, The
Stone That Blocks fhe Way to New
Life" The junior League meeting a.
3 p. m. The pastor will preach.
Last night the Junior League met at
the parsonage, 600 Prince street and
were entertained by Mr.. Harry Cur
lis, vcutrioloquent and prestidigeta-
Or, tc TIE great delight Of the little
ones.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
o.ye alexauu:i.. f3r Mount vernon

,,oo,, s.vs at 5:s5. Csc 1856, s:51. 1925.
5 5i;s' So IS, $50, 49, 100 il5" p y; M
Su VI $40 1870, $3.50. $3.50, 1870, S:So
$50, 1:3O, Sac and 1915 p. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

In effect December IS, 1912:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

Services at the Free Methodist
Church, 1926 south Lee street Itomor-
row, will be as follows: Preaching by
the pastor, Rev. George Eakins, at II
q m, and 1880 pm. Sunday school
at 1000 a. m. Prayer services at
1880 p. H., Thursday.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

Rev. A. c. Struthers , of tho New
jersey Conference of NJ. P. Church.
viii preach both morning and even
ing in the Methodist Protestant
.hurch. His subjects will be II q. M,
Desiring the Better Things" 1880 p.
NJ, "a Voice From Heaven" Mr..
Struthers is one fthe Strong preach
ars Of the church and it is hoped that
he members will svau themselves Of
he opportunity of hearing him.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-03-08

N. B.-FollowIng schedule fsnres al
published only az formation anu 81
not. guaranteed.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
SECURING STAND OF ALFALFA


A seven-acre field of alfalfa on the
Ohio state university farm, at Column
bus, presents good argument in IA
vor of spring seeding, with oats as q
nurse crop. This field was seeded
April II, at rate OF Is pounds OF
alfalfa and q bushel Of oats per acre,
both sown In the grain drill at the
same operation. On July 15 the oats
were cut for hay, making a yield Of
q little over a ton and q half per
acre.
BY September 10 the alfalfa was
ready for the first cutting. and the
yield OF feld-cured hay on the seven
acres was 1880 pounds, or a little
over nine tons. It is rather unusual
to secure crop OF hay the first sea-
son after seeding. but good seed prep
aration and favorable weather condi-
tions this past summer are partly ac-
countah for this excellent stand
The field. which is level and well
drained, was in potatoes in 1910.
That fall 1t was sown to rye. which
was plowed under the following
spring and the land planted to corn.
Last fall this corn ground was plowed
with deep filling machine, and left
for the winter. In April 1t was thor.
oughiy disked and narrowed, before
the alfalfa and oats were sown.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
APPLES ALWAYS in DEMAND


Six hundred and thirty boxes OF
apples constitute carload, which
means that this season win market
12,600,000 boxes OF apples as near
perfect as nature, sunshine and wa
ter can make them, says the World
Today.
In regard to oyerproduction, it
should be said that this is not a new
question. Fifty years ago pessi-
mistic wall was going up that the APP
pie business would soon be overdone,
and would cease to be profitable. At
that time. not more than one-tenth as
many apples were raised for CONNER
cial purposes in the United States as
are raised today.
One hundred years ago apples were
but little raised for commercial pur-
poses; now, trainloads and shiploads
move from these orchards to our
great centers OF trade, and across the
ocean to England and other parts Of
Europe. Asia IL calling for more. Our
highest grade apples cannot be dupli.
Gated on the face of the earth, so we
have the world for q market for our
best fruit.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
". \. u sALrlMoRE, NO. 4-1sfs.
LET GOOD CHANGE 90 BY


Buffers bounced into the club, jam
med his hat down on q table with q
fierce, resounding bang, and flung him
self into an easy chair.
What's wrong today, Buffers? You
look bad.
I'll never forgive myself. kicked
4 man out Of my house last night"
@Humph! I've kicked out many a
one. Young fellow. suppose?" 81
mo: past middle age"
well, these old codgers have no
business to be coming round counting
young girls. j would have kicked him
out myself
Yes, but have found out since
that this man wasn't counting my
daughter. He was after my mother
in-Iaw.'' s,.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
GARDEN m,d.
FARM NOTES

Keep a record-our memories are
short.
Now is good time to examine the
seed corn.
Almost all our common garden veg
etables require somewhat alkaline
soil.
Let the manure freeze after being
hauled to the field; not around the
harm.
When the silo is thoroughly dry 1t
is well to treat the inside of 1t with
coal tar.
The fner the soil, the better the
vegetables. both in quantity and
quality.
Most farms should carry more live
stock. in order to help maintain the
fertility Of the soil,
To kill Canada thistles in field, put
the field in some cultivated crop and
keep the weeds down.
Riding on manure spreader has
assisted many man to where he
could ride in an automobile.
II you'll save little seed corn
earlier In the season. you'll save
little money later in the season.
The growth of oats and young
grass should be allowed to start well
before turning animals on the pas
ture.
Fill in about the houses and barn
wherever there are low, wet places.
No matter what the weather, go dry
shod
Strong leather gloves are neces-
sity to the man grubbing bushes.
working in stone. ETC.. for wounds are
sure to occur.
The scoop shovel handles snow rap
idly except when snow sticks to it.
Warm it and coat it with taIlow and
no snow can adhere to 1t.
The secretary of agriculture has es-
timated that the wealth produced on
farms Of the United States In 1919 is
in excess q $s.OoO.OoO.0 600.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
GAPEs GET WEAK CHICKENS
n Fowls Are Kept Dry. Thrifty and
Well Fed They Will Seldom De
Subject to Disease. /.

Perhaps it would not do to say that
All chickens that die from games are
those that are poorly fed and cared
for, but it is undeniably true that IL
the chickens are well fed on feeding
boards and kept dry and thrifty they
VIII seldom be attacked.
It Is generally believed that gapes
are produced by minute worms which
are bropagated In the soil. II follows
that II the chickens are fed on the
same ground all through the season
they are more liable to be troubled by
the gapes than If they are fed on dry
floors.
Preventative is better than cure
always and il the chickens are fed on
dry floors for the first few weeks Of
their lives and the yards in which
they run changed two or three times
during the season they win seldom
suffer from the gapes.
We believe that this trouble is the
result of poorly kept quarters just as
lice and mites come when the coops
and grounds are neglected We have
never vet heard OF an epidemic Of
gapes in q flock Of chicks where every
sanitary precaution was taken and
they were cared for just as they
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
DRAFT EQUALIZER ON TRUCKS


In describing and illustrating q
draft equalizer for trucks, invented
by D. M. Murken OF Manhattan, N. r.
the Scientific American says: This
draft equalizer Is adapted for use on
trucks or other vehicles, drawn by
either one, two or three animals pull
ing abreast SO that the leverage will
be equalized, the invention involving
q plurality of levers in pivotal relation
with each other and also articulated
through the medium of springs. The
equalizer Is adapted for use with one.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
G0URTsH|P IN CHINA
Girl May Be Proposed to When
She Is 8 OR A Years Old



Hankow Western peoples diner
from Orientals Id many things, but in
none more than id love, marriage and
courtship. An Englishman or Amer
lean, for instance. finds the right girl,
proposes, is accepted land the rest is
easy. Not 80 in China.
BetrothaI and marriage In China
are matters with which the parties
most deeply concerned have generally
little to do. TO start with, girl may
have q proposal when she IL three or
four years old; or her parents may,
which amounts TO the same thing.
Parents employ "go-between. or
matchmaker, without whom ESQ the
Chinese proverb says) no betrothal
can be erected
The ssgo-between," armed with q
card bearing the ancestral name and
the eight characters which denote the
hour, day, month and year OF birth OF.
the candidate for matrimcny, waits
upon the family where the proposal is
to be made. The girls parents, per
haps favorably impressed. Institute
inquiries as to the social position and
ancestral standing OF the young mans
family. Having satisfied themselves
thereon, that, for the moment, is as
far ais they can go.
A fortune teller, one of the rascally
band that live on the milk and honey
OF the land, Is at this juncture called
In. He carefully examines the eight
characters aforesaid, and then pro-
ceeds to pronounce upon a lucky day
for betrothal to take place.
For some time thereafter cards pass
and repass, there is much solemn talk,
and all is fixed save the delivery Of q
peculiar pasteboard card, the passing
Of which is finally to settle the future
of the boy and girl. This card resem-
bles modern book-cover, red in col
or, bearing the figure Of phoenix or
dragon in gilt. The boys family pro-
vides two Of these. The dragon card
gives the ancestral and given name
OF the boys father, his own given
name, the precise time Of his birth,
the name of the "go-between" and 9th.
err data.
The other card is taken, with con-
siderable pomp, to the girls family, is
duly filled in with ancestral particu-
lars, and is then returned and retain
ed by the boy as binding document
of his engagement. After this, Meth
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
Breath Was aout Of Place.

Papa took Harry to the country to
visit his grandparents. They lived a
short distezce from the village where
the train stopped. Harry insisted ON
running as they approached the home
Of his grandparents. They had not
gone far, however, until Harry's
breath was coming in short jerks and
he could hardly talk
Wait wait minute papa." he
gasped.
What's the matter. son?' asked the
father.
Ny breath lis all out of place.
gasped the little fellow.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
HOW TO TREAT PIMPLES AND
BLACKHEADS

For pimples and blackheads the fol.
lowing is most effective and eco
nomical treatment: Gently smear the
affected parts with Cuticura Oint-
ment. on the end OF the finger. but
do not rub. Wash on the Cuticura
i Ointment in Eve minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water and continue
bathing for some minutes. This treat
ment Is best on rising and retiring.
At other times nse Cuticura Soap
freely for the toilet and bath. to as
!, sist in preventing Inflammation, irri-
tation and cloggfng Of the pores, the
common cause Of pimples, blackheads,
redness and roughness, yellow, oily,
notify and other unwholesome condi-
tions of the skin.
Cutieura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free. with s2-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. L, Boston"
Adv.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24

.er party can break the engagement
without the gravest of reasons. In
viting again the fortune teller, much
as westerner would call In legal adj
wiser on any matter OF moment, the
family OF the boy then determine the
lucky day for the Feast of Betrothal.
For from betrothal to marriage coca.
sions often arise demanding the fulfil
ment OF various tine-honored rites.
Wedding days also are decided not
by the parties to be married, but by
these social magicians, who reap
rich fees. Generally member OF the
family of the bridegroom. or trusty
friend. takes the eight characters re-
ferred to above to fortune teller, who
selects lucky days and times for the
marriage, cutting of the yelling gar
ments, the placing Of the bridal bed In
position, the finishing OF the bridal
bed. the embroidering Of pillows, and
the entering Of the sedan chair OF the
bride on the day OF her marriage.
Bearing In mind that special days
have to be chosen for the carrying out
OF all duties connected with the we'd
ding, it is easy to understand that both
families are busy for some time prior
to the actual date Of the ceremony. If
the families are rich. money is spent
like water. Everybody having any
thing to do with the actual arrange
ments so wear themselves out with
their various activities that when the
day has come they are too fatigued to
indulge in the feasting that heralds
the wedding.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
cuttInn crops.

Considerable loss is occasioned ON
many farms every year by allowing
CROPS to become too ripe before har-
vesting. This Is especially true Of
grass or clover or any crop intended
for hay or as substitute. With
grasses when the seed begins to form
well and with grain crops when the
grain begins to harden is the best
stage to harvest
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
Doc saver Fourteen a FIre.

st. Louis. Fourteen persons owe
their lives to Jack. dog, who barked
warning that fire ragged in the nat
where they live who was burned to
death while barking in front Of door.
way where he thought the occupants
OF the fiat had not been warned.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
7Analyzine the Philosopher.

Finley Peter Dunno was sympathiz-
ing, at New York club. with play
wright whose play had failed.
Brace up!" he cried. Take It like
a philosopher"
Then Mr.. Dunn smiled the whimsi-
cal Dooley smile and added:
"A philosopher is one who has train.
ed himself to bear with perfect seren-
lty the misfortunes of Others"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
Revolving Toothbrush.

Bill see by using handles resem-
bling those of a pair of plier to rotate
q spindle, an inventor has brought
out revolving toothbrush
Jill-Now, IL fellow mislays his
toothbrush he needn't look for it, it's
liable to come around to him; but,
on the other hand, IL 1t is going
around all the time, some one else
may get it.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
Prisoner oblect . narber.

New York. Temperamental prison.
ers in the tombs have complained
about the. way the prison barber
shaves them. and have asked permits.
sion to use their own safety raxors.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-01-24
Draft Equalizer For Trucks.

two or three swingle-trees, it being
desirable in some instances that the
animals used with vehicles be changed
at short notice, and the structure Of
the device is particularly adapted for
such change. The accompanying en-
craving shows plan view Of the de-
vice.