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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Language the Court Understands.

A learned Judge declares from the
bench he does not know what rag
time" or rag means.
A judge on circuit, the district at
torney and the counsel for the de-
PENDANT in an important case set up
most of a night playing whist. In
course of the trial next day the law
yer remarked
May IL please Your Honor, by his
last assertion my distinguished adj
versary has trumped his own
trick
MIR. so-and-so." the Judge retort-
ed with severity. you will be kind
enough TO use language the court I'M
de%rstands."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
The Last Straw.

The newly married pair had es-
capped from their demonstratiNe
friends and were on their way TO the
station when the carriage stopped.
The bridegroom looked out OF the
window impatienty.
What's the matter. driver he
called.
THE horse has thrown a shoai
sir" was the reply.
Great Scott %groaned the BRIDE
groom, "'even the horse knows W e IL
just married"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
L New Kind of Xarnisb

Mrs. Smith had asked Mr.. Smith
more than fifty times $50 he said
when he was going to varnish her
kitchen oil cloth. Finally. IN de-
peration, n Saturday afternoon. he
donned his oyeralls and went at II.
Monday morning it had not dried a
bit.
Something is wrong with the var
nish, Henry. Where die You put the
cam"
i set it back on the cellar SHELF
he answered %absently from the
depths Of a newspaper.
She came back into the room pre-
sently with the can and stood in front
OF him ominously quiet, he thought,
so he looked up. She held the can
toward him.
Cant YOU read, Henry Smith i?
You vanished that kitchen oil cloth
with pure Vermont maple syrup"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Alb. Perfect.

And YOU say YOU are innocent of
the charge of stealing a rooster from
Mr.. Jones?n asked an Arkansas judge
of a meek-looking prisoner.
Yes. sir and can prove it
How can YOU prove it,
4 can prove that I didn't steal
Mr.. Jones' rooster, Judge, because !
stole two hens from Mr.. Graston the
same night, and Jones lives five miles
from Graston's.'
THE proof is conclusive said the
Judge. discharge the prisoner
National Food Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
SUMMONS.

In tie Ninth Judicial District Court of
the State of Nevada.
Laurenia Cameron, Plaintiff VS..
Wallace Cameron, Defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within ten days after the SER
vice upon you of this summons IL
served in White Pine County or
within forty days If served else
where, exclusive of the day of SER
vice, and defend the a~bove-entitled
action.
This action is brought to Gov a
judgment d%issolving the bonds of
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff.
Dated May 9, A. d. 1913. y.
F. d. OLDFIELD,
(Seal) Clerk of Said Court.
VIM. Mcknight,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
And James Went.
Monthly.

The teacher was trying to break
James of saying, Il have went" but
the task seemed hopeless. So. as a
last resort, she had him stay after
school and write twenty times on the
blackboard, Il have gone home"
While the child was occupied the
teacher left the room, and was still
absent when James finished the task.
And to acquaint her with the fact he
wrote:
Dear Teacher have wrote
what you told me, and have went
home. National Food Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
The Nay of the World.


It's all in the way that you look at
the world:
It's all in the way that YOU do
things.
With laughter or sorrow your lips
may be eurled,
But it's all the way that you view
things.
Yes. it's all in the way that YOU
journey along
That makes life a plague or a
pleasure,
The mind is the fountain of waiting
or song,
And man is the judge of tine mea-
sure.
rs all in the way that you look at
your woe
And not in the o that is sent
you.
You NAV bear it with courage and
smile as you go
Or frown and let il discomfort
you,
FOR care is a creature that's born OF
the mind.
And gloom is a cloud We can
scatter.
The thorn of the rose If we seek We
can find,
put the thorn of the rose doesn I
matter.
We can make our own sunshine aho
make our " mirth;
Wa can make a grim graveyard OF
this glad old earth
Nv giving up loving and hoping
ror rs all in the way that We ook
at the world.
Yes, it's all in the way ma We
view things;
with sorrow or laughter our lips
nay be curled.
For rs all in the way that we do
things.
Detroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Warned.

A deaf but pious lady visiting a
country town IN Scotland went to
church armed with an ear trumpet.
The elders had never seen n and
viewed 1t with suspicion and uneasi-
ness. After a short consultation, one
of them went to the lady just before
services opened and wagging his fin
ger at her warningly, whispered: One
toot and yer oot."-National Month
ly
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
A Matter of Logic.

Ethel, aged four, and Jack, aged
five, are in conversation owe their
play.
Ethel. Mrs. Jones has appendi-
citis."
Jack. No, Ethel, it's appendi-
seedis."
Ethel. mo. it's appendisidis."
Jack. Its appendiseedis because
folks get it from eating Seeds
Ethel. mo, it's appendicitis cause
folks has it in their side. National
Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Word in His Own Behalf.

Don't you think" she asked, as
they sat down at the table, after the
play, and were studying the bill oil
fare. that people eat too much?"
Yes" he replied as he noticed
that the price for squad vas $1.35.
land they say it's nothing less than
suicidal to eat meat of any kind al
this time of night" i
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Willing TO Accommodate Her.

Il want to ask you something,
Oracle" said the beautiful heiress.
"What is 1t, duckie?" the duke
inquired.
Would you object il | should re-
quest the minister to omit the word
obey from the service when We are
married."
Certainly not. He can just make
1t love, honor and supply"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
He Remembered.

Mrs. Henpeck. DO you remember
when and where we first metz"
Henpeek. Yes. 1t was on Fri
day, the thirteenth of the month; II
was at a dinner party and there were
thirteen at the table.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
The Philosophy of Defeat.

| have lain in the dust with the van
pushed
When my banner went down in
despair,
And | thought in my woe that | never
might know
The day of success, oh, how fair,
And yet when the sun on the morrow
Shone forth with its comforting
light,
With a new kindled zeal and a heart
brave and .leal
! went forth again to the fight,
The world cannot judge me my
motive,
Nor love me if thus l have failed,
But, behold, there's an eye that car
see how | try
And knows that | never have
quailed.
And ! think of that glorious heaven
And of Him who sits on its throne.
Who will chide not at all if We rise
or we fall
So long as right purpose is shown.
Not for aye shall | pine in the
shadow
Nor sulk in the gloom of defeat,
For the promise Is sure to the hearts
that endure.
All the more is the victory sweet.
Douglas Dobbins.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
PAGE SEVEN
Pals.

Hand in hand through the woods
they go,
The father and the lad;
Happy are all the youngsters who
know
That a boys best chum is his dad.
"lIand in hand through the world
they go,
Sharing each others joy;
Happy are all the fathers who know
That a mans best chum is his
boy"
There's a whole sermon in this
idea.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Reel Love.

Reel Love.
I've seen her dance,
] know her walk,
Have watched her ride.
And swim and talk.
I've seen her run,
And jump and play,
Have known her sad,
Beheld her gay.
! note her laugh,
! heed her cry,
And when she's hurt
I've watched her die.
She always dies.
With little pain
Then comes right back
10 lie again.
And starts once more
The same mad whirl-
My little Moving
Picture Girl.
H. S. Haskins
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
4 Girlish scheme.

Your daughter plays some very
robust pieces"
She's got a young man in the
drawing room" growled her father.
and the loud music is to drown the
sound of her mother washing the
dishes"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Literally Speaking.

Johnny" said his mother. severe
", some one mas taken a big piece
of ginger cake out of the pantry
Johnny blushed guiltily.
"Oh, Johnny" she exclaimed, l
didn't think 1t was in you
lit amt all replied Johnny
part of IL is in Elsie"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
PEPPERMINT for Rats.

Rats and mice have been found to
possess a strong antipathy to the
odor of peppermint. and will fee
from any place where it can be
smelled.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Too Long.

Brown. 4 wonder II Smith would
indorse my note
Jones. How long has he known
your"
Brown. 4 month
Jones. I'm afraid that's TOO
long. Chicago News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
4 Neat Rub.

She. - am very saving in the use
of money. but my husband cant keep
a penny"
He. You're wrong there. He's
kept $40 of mine for over two
years
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

Maybe the diaphanouss kirt will end
the car accidents which the Pennsyl-
vania railroad officials attribute to
hobbies and high heels. A woman in
X-ray attire can obey the warning,
Watch your step"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Present aud Past.

Teacher. what Is the difference
between I will hire a taxi. and ] have
hired a taxi2'"
Kid. About six dollars and a
halt. New Orleans Times-Demo-
erat.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
WISE AND

Yes, they're married
"Why do you think so!'
Didn't you hear him say when she
asked him to call a taxi that he
thought 1t would do them both good
70 walk ?"-Chicago Reeord-lferald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Virtue.

Virtue is a device for making
death less horrible. Virtue is the
will without the deed. Virtue is its
own OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Set.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

Fashion Note-Harry X. Thaw. of
Pittsburgh and New York, yesterday
left Observation-Disclosures
where he has resided for some years
1t is understood that Mr.. Thaw went
motoring into Connecticut.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

One can never tell. The gem With
the cold. calculating air may not be
planning a Trust; he may be deyisine
means to dodge a board bill.-Atehi
son Globe.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

Morgue Note-Nevada senator
threatens to kill the tariff bill.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

Mayoralty a%spirants must rumble
like a subway to get Tammany's ear.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

New York's heat wave and crime
wave are neck and neck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Stars and Stripes.

What worries England is will Mrs.
Pankhurst return?
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24
Out of the Mouths of Babes.

Out of the Mouths of Babes.
Sunday School Teacher. What is
conscience, Tommy"
Small Tommy. Its what makes
a fellow feel sore when he gets found
out"
Small Sadie. "Auntie, why did
you have your little dog stuffed when
he died?"
Auntie. because I loved him,
dear"
Small Sadie. And when die will
you have me stuffed?"
Mamma" said 5-year-old Harry,
who Vas being given a bath. Il
know what ears are"
What are they. Harry" she ask
ed.
They are little waste baskets to
catch cinders and dust in''-Chi-
cago News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

Note to Printer-Don't spell pool
party at Hot Springs" with an 81"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

How do you know higgins is I'M
popular in his household ,"
Because when the baby is good
they say it takes after its mother,
and when it cries they say it takes
after its father. Washington Star.
I'VE should never be ashamed of
anything made in the image of God, >
says an evangelist of the diaphanous
skirt.
OF course. but if you are made in
the image of a forked radish?-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Il was a fool eyer to marry you, =
sobDed Mrs. Winks.
Nov, my DEAR said Winks,
nobly. 81 cannot permit you to take
the blame for that. 1t was | who
was the fool for ever asking you. The
mistake was not yours, but mine.
--Harper's Weekly.
Whence came that th~ree-eornered
smile of bliss?
Three angels gave at once a kiss.
George Mcdonald.
Father. You have no sense; I'm
going to cut you off with a million
The Son. IF you do I'll disgrace
the family by riding around in j
second hand auto."-New York Globe
A man may make a guess at what
a woman is going to do. but that is
his limit.-Chicago Limit.
"When did you learn that he was
one of the banks most trusted en-
ployes?"
The day after he absconded with
the funds. Detroit Free Press.
Advertising always brings re.
SUITS said the solicitor, who was
trying to get a contract.
Il know it," replied the president
of the N~ieksville National Bank. Last
Sunday morning we advertised for a
night Waterman and Sunday night a
bunch of yeggs robbed the place.
Hartford Times.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

Inquisitive Friend. Don't you
lind that your wife is very subject 10
moods?"
Enpeck. No, she has only one
mood, the imperative, and I'm the
one that's subject to that!"-Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-08-24

DO you favor votes for women
Il do" replied the London police
man. 1T would be a great comfort
to me to see a crowd of s%uffragettes
marching up and quietly voting in
stead of making unkind remarks and
throwing dynamite. Washington
Star.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-09-11
KarIsbad.

The question as to how to spell the
name of a watering place in Bohemia
was submitted by a New York woman
to a resident of the spa. The answer
did not decide the point. but it afford
ed those who were interested some
amusement. The place is naming aft
er name which by you is Charles"
says the writer. NO person will be
deceive if Carl or Karl is written Each
one is entire right. So your letter
with Carlsbad will come equal time as
with Karlsbad address. Us business
people care us very little of the name
how it is spelling" The evident de-
sire on the part of the writer TO be
on both sides of the question was frus-
trated. however. by the printed letter
head. which had "karlsbad" on the
date line and contained in corner also
the legend. English spoken" - New
York Tribune.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-09-11
FAMOUS MUTT" AND
JEFF" SCARF PINS FREE
Tobacco Dealers Supplying Smokers
With This Pleasing Novelty.

In connection with the sale OF Omar
Cigarets in this city, local dealers
are giving free, for d few days, to each
purchaser of a single package Of Omar.
a gold-pla:ed Mutt or "Jsn" scarf
pin. These pins are an absolute nov
city. Everyone familiar with Bud
Fishers famous characters, Mutt
and Jeff" which appear in the pa
Pers all over the country, will be de-
lighted to secure one. They are at the
same time amusing and an attractive
ornament, and in connection with the
sale Of Omar Cigarets should prove
particularly attractive to local smok-
eTs.
The gift of these scarf pins through
local dealers is made 10 ensure a wide
trial of Omar Cigarets, because of the
belief on the part of the manufactur-
ers that smokers generally will like
and continue using this brand. 1t is
said that the plan is fully justified by
results in other cities. The cigaret
is described as a new Turkish blend
Of very high quality, with flavor and
fragrance which are wholly different
and unusually pleasing. The evident
value of the gold-plated pins is GER
tainly evidence of remarkable conf
dence.-(Adv.)
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-09-11
Best Side Of q CemetcrY.

Probably few people know that there
is n choice side to every cemetery.
Thus in some parts Of the world the
eastern portion. without regard to its
situation. is always deemed the most
desirable. This preference arises from
the old tradition that our Lord will
appear from the east. 1t is also be
lieved that the dead in the eastern por-
ton will be the first to rise, then those
in the southern, western and northern
in order In England it was once the
custom of laying felons and other bad
characters on the north side of the
church. The custom of laying the dead
in q certain direction is responsible for
the Welsh designation for the east
wind. The wind of the dead mems
feet"-LOndon Express.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-09-11
BONNY BLUE BONNETS.r
And the Towns In Scotland Famed Fc.
Their Manufacture.

And the Towns In Scotland Famed Fc.
Their Manufacture.
Since 1890 the town of Stewarton.
Scotland. has been noted for its manu-,
facture of the blue bonnet" famed in
Sung. In the infancy of the trade
Glasgow was its chief market, and was
visited yearly at the great July fair
by the bonnet makers with their year's
manufacture of nightcaps and bonnetS.
A record of 1850 shows that the Stew
arton corporation was penalized by
the Glasgow trades because of the In
sufficiercy of its yearly product.
In 1929 the Stewarton corporation
consisted of thirty-fve members. who
were bound by very stringent rules to
keep up the price of bounets, by
periods of compulsory desistance from
trade. In one instance an offender
was fined $50 for going to work at
Kflmarnock.
The Stewarton bonnet makers held
themselves and their goods superior &c
those of Kilmarnock. and n fine OF 500
was imposed for the offense of selling
Kilmarnock bonnets as Stewarton ones
In 1850 law was passed enforcing
the use of indigo only as the dyestuff
In the early days of the industry the
bonnets were knitted in The open sir,
when the weather was favorable
ArgOnaut.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-09-11
He KNEW THE ENGLISH.
Consequently the "Heathen Chinee'
Took No Chances.

Consequently the "Heathen chinee'
Took No Chances.
An Englishman who was appointed
to an important post in China got mar.
red soon after. Among the recipients
of the usual little cardboard boxes
containing a piece of wedding cake
was a Chinese merchant with whom
the bridegroom had an outstanding &C.
count for goods supplied. After the
honeymoon one of the first persons the
newly welded husband met was his
celestial creditor
And how did you like the cake?"
said the Englishman laughingly. after
the usual congratulations.
"Ah, haw returned the Chinaman.
with a cunning leer. ME no such big
fool to eat bin, sab. Me put cakee in
fire. Burn him up. He. he"
"Oh, that's too bad" said the Eng
ishman. very much hurt You might
have tasted it at least, out of compli-
ment to my wife and myself. Why
didn't you:'
me too clute, sab" said the celes-
tial. with the same cunning smile.
You owe me monce. sab; sendee poison
cakee; eat him; l die; you no payee
up! Houpla! He. he. he! l know your
ngleesh"'-Exchange
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-09-11


a play Of strong situations, with
much dash of romance and high spirit
of adventure, is the description OF
"Truxton King" which Will be pre-
scented at the Illinois Saturday under
the direction of the United Play com
pany. The story is by George Barr
NcCutcheon and the dramatization by
Miss Grace Hayward. Mr.. NcCutcheon
scored his first big hit in the world Of
fiction with "Graustark" Miss Hay
ward made a play of it and "Grau-
stark" achieved quite as much popu-
larity on the stage. Mr. McCutcheon
followed with Beverly of Graustark,"
which likewise was offered in a play.
"TruXton King is his third story of
thu mythical kingdom and Miss Hay
ward has come forward with drama
tiZation Of this breezy tale. The melo-
dramatic side of the story is said to
be portrayed wildly in the stage YER
sion and the romantic episodes also
given their full appeal. Therefore it
ought 10 afford good entertainment,
especially for the theatre-goer who
feels himself satiated with the prob
lem play. The piece is not without its
vein Of humor for an American author
wrote it and an American woman
dramatized it.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-09-11
MISS ALLEN Wins
HANDICAP MATCH
Play in Mems Handicap Match
at Rock Island Arsenal
Links Started.

Miss Elizabeth Allen Of Davenport,
won the women's handicap trophy of
the Rock Island Arsenal Golf club yes
terday afternoon, defeating Mrs. c. P.
Skinner of Moline, up l to play.
Miss Allen two weeks ago won the wo-
mems tri- city golf championship cup.
Tuesday she won from Mrs. G. W.
French. who forfeited at the 18th hole.
while Mrs. Skinner won from Mrs. =
C. Roberts s up to play. The fina:s
yesterday were well contested.
Today the play begins in the mems
handicap match, the contenders being
the winner of the eight preliminaries
throughout. the season. The semi
finals viii be played tomorrow and the
finals Saturday.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1913-09-11
AMERICAN BOAT
BADLY DAMAGED
Pugh's Disturber Suffers Brok.
en- Piston in International
Race-Last Hope.

Ryde, Isle Of Wight, Sept. 11.-Com-
modore Pugh's motorboat, the Disturb
er, is now Americas only hope of win
nlng back the international motorboat
honors.
The record-breaking French boat,
Despujol H., which yesterday averaged
1917 miles an hour over 80 nautical
miles, showed herself far speedier than
either Ankle Deep or any other Ameri-
can boat, but when the Disturber broke
her cylinder and piston she was third.
and Commodore Pugh still had a bit
up his sleeve.
The plucky Chicagoan who only got
his boat into the water at noon 10
meet the cracks of the world two hours
later will spend the night in repairing
the damage done TO his craft. He is
confident that he viii win today.
He said: I'VE would have won yes
terday if the piston had not burst"
Mr.. Pugh received Z splendid ovation
from British yachtsmen after his
4,OOO-mile race against time.
Coulomb, who drove the Desp-A
Il. IN record time, said he could n
done better If pressed. His boa. d Is
an old engine with a new hull. and
TO this latter IS attributed her great
speed.
Maple Leaf, the English title hold
or, did the tastes. round yesterday
At the rate OF 1906 miles an hour.
she was beaten only by lG seconds.
which was the exact time it lost at
the start.
There should be a splendid race to-
day between France, England and the
undaunted PuEh. Many Americans
Witnessed yesterdays race from the
deck Of the Erin, Sir Thomas Lipton's
yacht whose engineers spent the night
helping llr. Pugh patch up his boat.
Il have never known anything more
sDoVsmanlike than Mr. Fughs dash
from Chicago and his CHEEKY willing
ness 70 race at the drop O. : hat" said
Sir Thomas. I'VE all hope he viii
have good luck today"