davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19

I'd hate to think it," said TIE fore
man, gloomily; then after Q moment,
Turing which the only sound wall thar
81 the mufled hoof-beats: "Well. what
We goin' to do about it?"
"Humph! I've laid awake nights
agurin' that out / reckon we'll just
nave to git another foot-raeer and beat
Skinner. He ain't the fastest In the
world"
.That takes coin. We're broke"
"Mebbe Mr.. Chaplin would lend 2
helpin' hand"
'No chance!" said Slower, grimly.
Hes sore on foot-racin'. Says It dis
turbs us and upsets our eQualubrium."
Carara fetched . deep sigh.
"It's YER bad ting, senor. DON
feel no worse wen my gran'mothsr
die"
The three men loped onward through
the darkness. weighted heavily with
disappointment.
Affairs at the Flying Heart Ranch
were not III to Jack Chapin's liking.
Ever since that memorable footrace.
more than . month before, Q gloom
had brooded over the place which
even the presence Of two Smith Col
lege girls, not to mention that Of Mr..
Fresno, was unable to dissipate. The
cowboys moped about like melancholy
shades. and neglected their work to
discuss the disgrace that had fallen
upon them. It was a task to get any
Of them out in the morning. several
had quit, the rest we're quarreling
among themselves, and the bunk
house had already been the scene of
more than one encounter, altogether
too sanguinary to have originated
from such trivial cause - foot
race.
The master Of the ranch sought his
sister Jean, to tell her frankly what
was on his mind.
''see here. sis," he began. Il don't
want to cast q cloud over your little
house-party, but think you'd better
keep your friends away from my
men"
TO Be Continued
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19

Names Skinner" Willie observed.
TT sounds bad"
I'm sorry Humpy left US SO sud-
den," said Still Bill. WED ought to
have questioned him. If we only had
proof that the race was crooked"
"You can SO gamble it was crooked" I"
the little man averred. Them Cent?
pede fellers never done nothin' on the
square. They got Hump Joe, and fixed
t for him to lose so they could get
hat talkin machine. That's why hs
.ulled out"
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed bids will be received by the
city clerk of the city of New Ulm.
Minnesota. uD to O'Clock p. m.
March 2Sth, 1913 at his Office in said
city, for the furnishing of all mater
ial and labor for grading, graveling
and boulevarding Franklin street from
Fifth North street to Twelfth North
street, all according to plans and
specifications on file in the city
clerks office.
All bids must be sealed and mark
ed proposals for Grading Franklin
Street." and be accompanied by 4
certified check in the sum Of s per
cent of the bid. made payable to the
city clerk. to be forfeited to the city
as liquidated damages in case the
successful bidder fails to enter into
contract and furnish satisfactory bond
within three days after the accept
ance of his bid. 81
The city council reserves the right
to reject any or all bids.
Dated New Ulm. March 10th, 1918.
(Seal.) ALBERT ]. MEYER,
City Clerk
II p IL
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Franziska Euper

Franziska Euper ~. ........... Plaintiff
Johann Hartmann, A. BrixDer, Frank Haag,
Jos ph haaw Ars. Aargan tia Haag, AID 40
all other persons unknOw u Claiming any right,
title, estate, interest lien In the real estate
described in the complaint herein defendants
Notice Is hereby gwen, that an aclion hss
been commenced in this Ourt by the abovc
named Plaintiff against the xb'Ive named De-
fendans; thsi the object of sai action is TO
nave the Plaintiff adjudged the owner in iee
simple and entitled to ,he possession. OF the
real property in the com .laint aud herein
after described, and to Tturttnr Hljudge that
the Defendants, Johann Hartmann, A. Erik.
ner, +, aux Haag. Joseph haag. Mrs. Marxa-
retha haag aud also all other persons un-
XII. wn, have no right. title, estate. interest or
lien in or TO said real property or any part
thereof
The real property affected by said action is
situated in the County of Brown IN the State OF
Minnesota and IL described as follows, 70 VII !:
Lots Eight 81 and Nine t9) of BLOCK One
hundred and fourteen I'D North Of Center
Str ct in the City Of New Ulm, according to
the plat Of said ity on 6le and of E Cord IN the
office of the Register OF Deeds In and for said
County OF Brown
Dated March I2th, 1918.
SonsEN, DEnPsEY AURLlER,
a Plaintiff = Attorneys,
1917 New Ulm, Minnesota.
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19

Foley Kidney Pills will reach your
individual case if you have any form
of kidney or bladder trouble, any
backaclle, rheumatism, uric acid uoi-
soning or irregular and painful Kid
ney action. They are strengthening.
tonic and curative. and contain no
habit forming drugs. O. II. Olsen.
Advt.
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19
copYRI0JT 1910 BY dARFER "a dRo5aER9

again tonight" said he. Its sure
comm to : hunnacaboo between him
and me. II somebody don't kill him
pretty soon. he'll wear out that ma
chine before we git 1t back.
"Humph! It don't look like we'd
ever get 1t back" said Slower.
One of the four sighed audibly, then
vaulting into his saddle, went Looping
away without waiting for his compan-
ions.
"Cloudy's sore because they didn't
play Navajo" said Willie. We'll, !
don't blame 'em none for omittin' that
war.dance. It amt got the class of
them other pieces. While it's devised
to suit the intellect Of an Injun, per-
haps it amt in the runnin' with The
Holy City, which tune II the sweetest
and sacredest ever sung"
Carara paused with q hand upon the
neck Of his cayuse.
"Eet is not 20 fine - The Baggage
Car In 'FRONT.'" he declared.
Its got 1t beat : mile!" Willie
flashed back, harshly.
Here, you!" exclaimed Slower, mo
arguments. We all have our favorites,
and It amt up to no individual to
force his likes and dislikes down no
other feller's throat" The other two
men he addressed mounted their bron.
cos stimy. !
'T repeat" said Willie: "'The Holy
CITY, % sung BY Mrs. Melby. 10 the
swellest tune that ever hit these
parts." y
Carara muttered something in Span
lsh which the others could not under.
stand.
They're all fine pieces" Slower OBJ
served, placatingly, when fairly out OF
hearing of the ranch-houses. "You
boys have each got your preference.
Cloudy, bein' IN Injun, has got his,
and I rise to state that like that
monologue, 'Silas on Fifth Avenoo,'
better than all of 'em, which amt
nothin' ag'inst my judgment nor
yours. When silas says, The girl
opened her valise, took out her purse,
closed her valise. opened her purse,
took out dime. closed her purse.
opened her valise, put in her purse.
closed her valise, give the dime to the
conductor. got a nickel in change, then
opened her valise, took out her purse,
closed her valise-" Slower began to
rock In his saddle, then burst into q
loud guffaw, followed by his compan-
ions. Gosh! That's awful funny!"
"Si! Sit" acknowledged Carara. his
white teeth showing through tho
gloom. ....
AN it's just like q fool woman" {"
Uttered Willie. That's sure one
ridiculous line of talk"
still Bill" wiped his eyes with the
back of a bony hand. II know that
hull monologue by heart, but can't
never get past that spot to save my
soul. Right there I bog down. com.
plete." Again he burst into wild laugh
ter, followed by his companions. II
don't see how folks can be % dam
funny!" he. gasped. a.
TITS natural to 'em, like warts" said
Willie; they're born with It. the
same 40 I was born to shoot straight
with either hand, and the same as
Mex was born to throw a rope. He
don't know how he does 1t, and neither
do I. Some folks can say funny things.
some can sing, like Missus Melby;.
some can run foot-races. like that Cen.
tipede cook"
Carara breathed an eloquent Mex
lean oath.
DO you reckon he hxed that race
with .Humpy Joe?" inquired Stover.
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19

SSosssJ We e>ssys'1s ,
Special Term, March 3rd. 1913.
In tie Mater oi ths. 1s.aaa of john Hose.
Deceased. s. s5E sss; s.G
on reading and aiing ths lettt sonesJ. 3. HisFs.
a. mtnistreter With the ~ .snpesed 81 .t~
among other hings, thslH he ha. iuily Nd
miuistered nd eaaais. and psaying that 2 tune
th< dn.l account Of hls sdnin,.tra, ion. and toE
TIE .snnens; Gt ths ss:,aIs q ;..d estate %
!! o!dersd ,hsi .sia L .ecsuns count be ezs%iasd; Sh.s
The 3l.t day OF March A. D. 1913, at 10 o'clock
a. n, At lhe Probste Once. in the City OF New
and /. is further 1aered, that notice thereof
be given 70 all pe4 interested. BY publishing
successive y. eks, pfIor . ssid day o' hearing tn
the New Ulm Review, weekly newspaper, prii'
ttd and published at New Ulm in laid County.
Dated at New Ulm, Ainn., the Srd day
Of March A. u. 1913.
BY the Court,
fsEAL) GEO. ROSS,
lO-l2 Judge Of Probate.
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pMEuMonIA FOLLOWS COLD

. but never follows the nse q Fol
ey's Honey and Tar Compound. It
stops the cough, heals the sore and
innamed air passages, and strength.
ems the lungs. The genuine 10 n
yellow package with beehive O car
ton. Refuse substitutes O. II. Olsen
Advt.
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19
STATE OF AINNEsOrA. CU,osslaty e.;s.

STATE OF MlNNEso.rA. cs,aty oes
Brown.-Ss. si s,s "a,
On this 4th day Of NatoA;i 1918, .
before me. notary pubAe within,
and for said county. Derbonally ap--
peared Jacob Klossner, J5., william,
.G'rtN Geo. Gieseke H. r. Schrad-'
or. G. A. Ottomeyer. G. 81. Di1ks, Aug.
Fuhlmann, Ole Peterson, +. HI. Retz-
Ian, o. NJ. Olsen, ]. L. Sch0ch and
C. F. Ruemke. to me known to bo
the persons described In and who
executed the foregoing instrument
and severally acknowledged that they.
executed the same as their free act
and deed
(Notarial Seal.)
ALFRED w. MUELLKR,
Notary Public, Brown Co., MINI,
My Commission exnires May 20. 1916.
STATE OF MINNESOTA, Depart
ment of State.
l hereby certify that the within
instrument was filed for record in
this Office on the 9Th day Of March,
A. D. 1913, at II O'Clock .. M, and
was duly recorded in book w. 3 OF
interpretations on page ga.
JULIUS A. SCHMAHL.
Secretary Of State.
No. 1882.
OFFICE OF REGISTER OF DEEDS.
County of Brown, MINI.
hereby certify that tie within
instrument was filed In this Office
for record on the 9Th day Of March,
A. d. 1913, at O'Clock j. m. and
was duly recorded In book 2 Of In
corporations ~ page s43. etc.
ALBERT J. SCHRAMM.
Register ~ Deeds.
by Louise schro1l Deputy
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19


County of Brown.}s ss
District Court
Ninth judicial District
Frahziska Euper. ....... ..... Plaintiff
vs. Il
Johann Hartmann, A. t}rixner, Frank Haas,
Joseph Haag Mrs. Margarttbs Hang, and also
all other per>tns unk nOwn Claiming any right,
title estate, interest or lien III Tie real est,
described III the complaint ne.ein 2. Defendants
he State Of Minnesota. to the above named
defendants:
iOu and raci, Of you are hereby summoned
and re4uii 90 to answer the com plant of the
iiAintiH III th' abOve emitted action. wl,lcl. il
hl.d in tle office Of the I. lerk Of the District
Ourt Of the Ninth Ju icial d. strict in aud for
the onnty Of Br' WI aud State Of minnesota.
AID TO serve a copy 1f your answer u ,h said
complaint On the subscribers. ii heir Office in
the lily Of New Um III said County. within
twenty days after the service oi this summons
upon you exclusive Of the dav II such servlce
and II sou tall Z, answer the 4.i,, cs.nl'lain,
within the time afOreraid. tho Plaintiff In this
action will apply 10 the Court Tor tie relief do.
nallded in the complaint.
Dated March 18th, 1913.
SOnsRN, DeMPsEY h AUELLEB,
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
~ aEi-H ttt EssVv Ulm. ~ inn0sOka
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19

have hereunto set our hands and
seals this 4th day Of March, 1913.
l1 presencs ut \
Alfred w. Mueller
saertha W+ddendOrf 8
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19
81 M!MONs

state of Minnesota. / 90
County of Brown. %
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19
NOTICE or LIS PLNUENS

state of Minnesota,
County Of brown.
District four
Ninth judicial District
New Ulm review., 1913-03-19

Sixth: The highest amount Of in
debtedness or liability to which the
corporation shall at any time be sub
ject shall be twenty thousand dol
lars.
IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF, we
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20

HANCOCK sat- a probate court held at
Ellsworth in and for said county OF Hancock,
on the fifth day OF August, in the year Of
our Lord one thousand niLe hundred and
thirteen.
A, CERTAIN instrument purporting to be
"A copy OF the last will and testament of
WILLIAM G. WHITNEY, late of NASSAU,
county and state OF New York, deceased, and
of the probate thereof in said county of New
York duly authenticated, having been pre-
scented to the judge Of probate for our said
county of Hancock for the purpose of being
allowed, filed and recorded in the probate
court of our said county of Hancock.
Ordered, That notice thereof be given to
all persons interested therein, by publishing
a copy of this order three weeks successfully
in the Ellsworth American, a newspaper
printed at Ellsworth. in said county of
Hancock, prior to the second day OF Septem
Der, a. d. 1918, that they may appear at a
probate court then to be held at Ellsworth.
in and for said county OF Hancock, at ten
O'Clock in the forenoon, and show cause, If
any they have, against the same.
JEROME H. KNOWLES, Judge OF Probate.
true copy of the original order.
Attest:-T. F. MAHogEY. Register.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20
STATE OF MAINE.

HANCOCK ss.-At a probate court held at
e lsworth, in and for said county Of Hancock,
OF the fifth day of August, in the year Of
,. Lord one thousand nine hundred and
"a irteen.
A CERTAIN instrument purporting to be
N copy of the last will and testament OF
MELVILLE W. FULLER, late oil CHICAGO,
in the county of Cook, and state OF Illinois,
deceased. ami OF the probate thereof in said
county of Cook, duly authenticated, having
been presented to the Judge Of PROBATE Tor our
said county of Hancock for the purpose OF
being allowed flied and rec rded in the
probate court OF our said county of Hancock.
Ordered, That notice thereof be given to
all persons interested therein, by publishing
copy of this order three weeks successfully
in the Ellsworth American, q newspaper
printed at Ellsworth, in said county of Ham
cock, prior to the second day of september.
a. d., 1918, that they may appear at probate
court then to be held at Ellsworth. in and for
said county OF Hancock. at ter O'Clock in the
forenoon, and show cause, II any they have,
against the same.
JEROME H KNOWLES, Judge of Probate.
A true copy of the original order.
Attest:-T. F. MAHoNEY. Register
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20

The right hand doubtless owes some
thing OF Its prominence TO the Bible
The Hebrews singled II out for special
honor and the Scriptures contain quite
a hundred references In which the
right hand" Is made the type and sym
Dol Of everything noble praiseworthy
and desirable II Is worth noting. how
ever. thar the tribe Of BENJAMIN once
boosted 70 left handed singers who
"eould sling stones TO hairs breadth
and not miss" and that among the
mighty meu and helpers" of King
David werr many who could use both
the right hand and the left in hurting
bow London Standard
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20
STATE OF MAINE.

HANCOCK ss.-At a probate court held at
Ellsworth, in and for said county of Han
cock, on the Twelfth day of August, in the year
of our Lord one thousand nine hundred thir-
teen.
A CERTAIN instrument purporting to be a
IA copy OF the last will and testament of
MARY NJ. WARD, late OF LYNN,
in the county of Essex. and common
wealth of Massachusetts, deceased. and OF
the probate thereof in said county of
Essex, duly authenticated, having been pre-
sented to the judge OF probate for our said
county of Hancock for the purpose of being
allowed. fled and recorded in the probate
court of our said county of Hancock.
Ordered, That notice thereof be given to all
persons interested therein, by publishing a
copy of this order three weeks successfully in
the Ellsworth American, Newspaper printed
at Ellsworth, in said county of Hancock. prior
to the second day of September. a. d.. 1918,
that they may appear at probate court then
to be b ED at Ellsworth. in and for said county
of Hancock, at ten O'Clock in the forenoon,
and show cause, if any they have, against the
same.
JEROME II. KNOWLES, Judge OF Probate.
true copy of the original order.
Attest:-T. F. MAHoNRY, Register.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20
CURIOUS FISHING.
Gathering In Eels With Brushes and
Shrimpinu on Horseback.


Shrimping on Horseback.
In the Hawaiian Islands some OF the
native fishermen literally go into the
water and chase the flsh into their
nets.
The sea round the shores of the is
lands is studded with coral reefs. in
which are numerous holes and tiny
caves In which the fish hide. The na.
hves row out over there reefs. taking
with them brush about three feet In
length. with very long hristles. and
shallow nets. somewhat resembling a
paper bag. "a they are closed at one
end.
As they row over the surface. seeking
a likely spot. they chew very oily
fruit known as the candle nut When
they consider they have reached good
fishing ground they spit ont this nut.
whics forms thin film on the top OF
the water. over which the wind passes
without leaving ripple This enables
them to see right down into the clear
sea. and If they are satisfied with the
outlook they prepare to fish
Taking the brush In one hand and
the net, the mouth of which is propped
open by means of twig or two in the
other. they dive noiselessly and quietly
overheard Having arrived Mt the face
Of the coral reef, they literally brush
the frightened fish out Of their dens,
endeavoring to catch them In the net
as they dart away
There Is one place Mt least on the
coast of Belgium where they go
shrimpine on horseback The trawlinG
nets are attached to the sides OF sad
dies carried by horses or big donkeys.
and on their back men. and women,
too. for that matter. ride into the sea
until the animals are almost under wa
ter. when they drag the travis behind
them. walking parallel to the shore
Stray Stories
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COUNTY NEWS.
WINTER HARBoR.

Miss Idella Hill, Of Brooklin, is visiting
her sister, Mrs. Ralph Crane.
Spencer Harrington fell Friday, break
ing his arm just above the elbow.
The Baptist church has received some
new furnishings, making the interior
more attractive.
Durrell Noyes is taking trip to Boston
with Ernest Rogers, to return with him
by automobile.
Wilson Sargent has returned from sue
cessful SEEMING trip to Pantooset. He has
now gone to Monhegan.
Rev. A. l.. Hudson, of Quincy, Mass,
will preach at Claiming chapel next
Sunday afternoon at O'Clock.
Mrs. Grace Chadbourne and daughter
Elizabeth are guests of Horace Weston
and wife. Another daughter, Mrs. Laura
Grant, Of Bar Hsrbor, has spent few
days here.
Aug. is. s.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20
oraer OF Notlce Thereon.

DISTRICT OF MAINE SIS.
0nthis 18th day OF August. o d. 1913, ON read
ing he foregoing petition, IL is
Otdei ed by The court, that q hearing be had
upon the same on the 26th day OF September a..
d. 1918, before sale court at Portland in said
district, at ten O'Clock in the forenoon; al d
that notice thereof be published in The Ellis
worth American, newspaper printed in said
district, and that all known creditors. and
other persons in interest, may appear at the
said time and place, and show cause, If any
they have, why the prayer of said petitioner
should not pc granted.
And 1t is further ordered by the court, that
the clefk shall send by mail 10 all known
creditors copies OF said petition and this
order. addressed to them at their places OF
residence as stated.
Witness the Honorable Clarence bale, Judge
of the said court, and the seal thereof, at
Portland, in said district. on the 10Th day Of
August q. d. 1918.
l.. s. JAMES +. HEwEy, Clerk.
true copy of petition and order thereon.
Attest: JAMES E. HEwEY, Clerk.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20
MARIAVILLE.

John Carr, of Bangor, is visiting here.
William Hasiam, an aged citizen, is very
low.
Mrs. Roxie West, OF Bangor, is visiting
her aunt, Mrs. Joseph Frost.
Mrs. Lillian Gray, with little daughter,
is visiting her mother, Mrs. Mary Marsh.
Don johnson and wife, of Boston, were
guests for the weekend at the home of
John Jordan.
The Jordan reunion, Wednesday OF last
week, was largely attended and most en-
joyable as usual.
Mrs. J. W. White, Of Boston, who has
been visiting her sister, Mrs. George A.
Frost, has gone to Bucksport to visit her
niece, Mrs. Charles Drew, before return
ing home.
Aug. i6. f.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20
Plain ard Painful Talk,

During II senatorial investigation one
time Senator Clapp experienced great
difficulty In getting some information
from a nervous witness
"Now." said the senator somewhat
sharply, "out with IT, my man: out
with it,'
'If the committee win excuse me- =
said the lawyer representing the wit
ness. II do not like the term Out with
itr This Is not the office OF dentist. =
Popular Magazine.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20
OTIS.
Aug. is.

The Salisbury reunion was held Satur-
day at Salisbury's point, Beech Hill lake,
with large attendance. The weather
was perfect, and the lake, always lending
beauty and charm, was picture which
will accompany the salisburys in memory
until another year. The same officers
were elected. w. Blaisdell, who was a
guest, favored the company with a song.
Miss Nora Warren, who is employed in
Bangor, is spending her vacation here.
Messrs. Pickett and Murphy, of Brewer,
who lhave bought the "Thousand-acre
lot" from DIR. Thomas, of Brewer, have
been in town with their surveyor, Charles
Goodwin, OF Mariaville, running the lines.
Aug. IS. DAVIS.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-08-20

THE subscribers, William wilkins Carr
L and Henrietta 9. Smith, both of the city
and county of Philadelphia, commonwealth Of
Pennsylvania, hereby give notice that they
have been duly appointed executors Of the last
win and testament of
MARIA s. WILKINS. late of, said PHILA-
DELPHlA,
deceased. and given bonds as the law d.
reefs, and that both Of the subscribers resid-
ing out of the State of Maine, they have APP
pointed Edward B. Mears, of 2e Mt Desert
street, Bar Harbor, Eden, in the county of
hancock and State Of Maine, their agent in
said state Of Maine, as required by law. All
persons having demands against the estate Of
said deceased are desired to present the
same for settlement. and all indebted thereto
are requested to make payment Immediately.
HENRIETTA O. SMITH,
WIN. WILKINS CARR,
Exrs. est. Maria S. wilkins, decd.
July 2, 1918.
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THE subscriber HEREBY gives notice that
L she has. been duly appointed adminis-
tratrix of the estate of
EMMA L. DAMON, late of DEER ISLE.
in the county OF Hancock, deceased, ana
given BONDS as the law directs. All per-
sons having demands against the estate
OF said deceased are desired to present ire
same for settlement, and all indebted ttsieto
are requested TO make payment imme diately.
Deer Isle, Aug. 8, 1913
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TINE subscriber hereby gives notice that
l. he has been duly appointed admins
traitor with will annexed OF the estate Of
HORATIO N. JOY, late OF ELLSWORTH,
in the county Of Hancock. deceased, and
given bonds as the law directs. All per.
sons having demands against the estate Of.
said deceased are desired to present the same
for settlement, and all indebted thereto are
req dested to make payment Immediately.
CHARLES w. CURRiER.
Brewer, Aug. 8, 1918.
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The Literary Waitress.

xviii you have cereal for your
breakfastr' asked .he waitress.
"a serialf No. thank you." replied
the witty guest II should prefer
some short stories"
whereupon she brought him. some
lambs tails. -Chicago Post.