Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-29
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AUGUST Gen. Chane Hsun has po-
iitely apologize % Hon Jap and bees
Hon. jap klndfully walk upon his abb
lcctly corpso Ia humilltudo for Inn
lpertlnont outrage
iT TOOK q sqnad Of mounted pos
iicemen 20 queH TIE riot caused BY
six WASHINGTON University freshmen
81 g. Louis. The Freshie season has
been formally opened.
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AND as far az shet goes Il IL alt
I ways the opcn season On freshmen.
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! RUslNEss Of sympathy for John
Easlsy % euervo. indelng from the
Following Interesting little item in the
cuervo clipper;
eve have been Informed that John
Enslcy got foundcred last week and
his wife had 20 bleed him IN the heels
and stand him la the tank all night
60 Keep him from being crippled up
for Ike from founder John Easiey
sure does have d hHrd time Ia this
life"
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MRS. LAPSLfNG eiafed AZ the
nclghbor -,ho had called her ycracity
IN question.
auiveTing With wrath, do you mean
10 insyndicate that ] am not telling
the truth,"
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/ REMINDING az OF our old friend
/ u.af... a
sec spaniard which died Of the ann
monia fever.
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THE WOMAN who thinks her hus-
band tells her everything he knows ~
entitled 70 another think.
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WITH REFERENCE TO wheoze
elsewhere IN the colyum. our attention
Is called 90 the case Of Tacoma child
shot Through Windshield"
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| SPEAKING OF the Honduran min
isier Dr Membrane. an exchange
thinks that Is good name Tor n Dip
lomatist engaged IN a skin game.
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LADIES Ready TO Wear Clothes"
says a sign in this tOwn-which shows
that they are finally coming to their
senses. And then OF course the cooler
weather may have something TO do
with t.
1T WAS bad dag for sherlns. con-
stables and others Down on the Mis-
sissippi yesterday
f.
THE WEATHER man is entitled 10
kindly and courteous treatment these
days
~ FACT New Mexico r. now en-
gaged Ia making sunny italy look like
Beyklavik on "a foggy day.
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THE CASE Of the luckiess indivld-
ual with his nose cut OF shows that
\ the Calumet strikers are also opposed !
TO all varieties Of violence.
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WATCHING the crool war In Ire
I land and Mexico az tho same time is
likely To- get as cross-eyed.
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IAnc's Busy-CaiI Agaln.
I'VE have no objections" SAYS the
Fort sumner Review with the ladies |
] iNN NWAMAMN "a ENMNAAH hAANANf IMNNNNkh ~ !
! canning factory or oven croquet
I game on q party line, but when we
are la "a hurry for a number and hnd |
| the dear creatures have poor, de- |
fenselcss horse corrallcd on the wire |
with four Of the dear ca ones giving |
him advice for three solid hours on |
u 80 10 put the collar on him'-words I,
fair. but we feel blame sorry for the |
hess all right. alright"
"NuMBERPLEESE!
"Your pnrts's gone now had him !
on tho line Tor ten minutes waiting for |
YOU"
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THE YOUNG MAN who declines To
nlrt with n pretty blonde lets golden
opportunity pass.
80. ALpNZO, you can never ten
how heavily she viii tread ON your
neck after marriage by the size OF her
IAN oxford.
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A WEST VIRGINIA merchant, In
iuatcd into the Fraternai order OF
Eoynl HoWlcrs. was seriously injured
in the society hall hy the explosion of
two large dynamite caps in the
spankcr Worse than our friend who
Was shot in tho west end.