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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
cuekoo naferrnatLan.

a remarkable casa Ut fefornHfisa
on the part 81 tee aid euckaos h 70
ported By Col 4 NJ iIlaks from hla
estate ~ Wvlwyn. ilarts England
The Cul0nri STATES that h. found
two young cuckaoM with thu parcnk
birds 10 faithful attendance A. i@
generally known. thu regular hn6it ua
the cuckoo - 10 lay IL rags ia the
neata ~ other birds. leHglng lhs ruas~
INK ~ their afTHprtnK 10 paFfecf
strangers
This ID said 10 be the third SUCCESS
Hiys year that euekeaa have brouGha
up their young NJ Wntwyu
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
FIashIIahts.

It takes about week for girls left
arm to get used to carrying an en-
gagement ring.
Hard luck is the best pavement
you can lay for luck to get to your
doors.
About the best thing that can hap
pen to some men is to have their
wives carry the family pocketbook.
It's tough to be broke right after
a vacation but it's tougher still to be
broke just before.
And here we are at the eighteenth
hole, as the golfers say-Detroit Free
Press
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

FnTIdht ShCea

Summer Is the season above ell
others when ones shoes seem 70 hurt.
and this year one looks Ia horror al
the rows Of patent leather ones that
are brought out in the exclusive shops
but true, these may be worn Eith com.
fort II one will shake little powdered
alum into the toe Of her shoe before
going cut. Do not put II inside the
stocking. merely inside the shoe.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
ignorant Of His own language.

ignorant OF HIS Own Language.
The Boston Americans were playing
the Nationals in the Bean City one aft
ernoon. iris Speaker knocked out a
long fly that fell between right field
and center.
Danny Moeller, the speedy right
fielder of the Nationals, went after it,
crying out for the guidance of Milan
in center:
81 have it! l have 1T"
AS soon as Moeller had caught the
ny, a disguised Boston fan remarked:
THAT guy don't even know his own
language. What he should have said
is: I've got it, | suppose he's some
gink that's trying to make out he's
been to college"
As a matter OF fact Moeller not only
went to college. but graduated.-Pop-
ular Magazine.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
Political Cosmetics.

Great Scott, Jonesey." said wilkins,
that's hefty bundle Of papers you've
got there! All campaign literature, !
see"
Yes" said Jonesey, "its a bundle
of political cosmetics for my wife"
political cosmetics?" cried wilkins
Yep" said Jonesey "She's in doubt
as to her political complexion, and
this stuff will help her to make up
her mind. Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

which the muslin Is gathered The
sleeve is set into armhole With very
slight fulness. the cuffs are OF lace to
match yoke. SO are the waist band and
the band that Trims the skirt above
the hem
Materials required 2h yards mus.
lin Sc inches wide. about "a yards
wide Insertion and rather under il
yards of narrow for waist band
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

You are stronger than
you know. Only you can't
get at your strength to use
it as you want to. mo,
this isn't an advertisement.
It's a brief tale of what you
might do but can't.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

sixteen ycarA mrAA
WAS thin. weak anl8
nervous. When r.
would lie DOWN eG
would seem Ma ~ n
was going right
down out Of miwhG
into some dark haie-
and the window cur
tAlns had facca THAI
would peek out -
me. and when I wn~
ont Of eloorm IL v..~.a.R
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

Your ONCE doesn't seem 70 be do
Ing a great deal OF work
No In trying to De- ~ quiet and
obscure aa possible 30 that nobody
will ask me to resign - Washington
Star
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
Mha. Kept on Running

Z dropped my witch into the liver
and didn't recover Il Tor three days
II kept right on running. though
"A watch went run three daya
"0f course not was speaking OF
the river
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

1T is hard to beat American enter
prise"
How now"
"A friend of mine who got stuck
with lot of Billikens is shipping them
to Africa for use as idols"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
Why Ne Loved l..r.

Shes-lH u because guu think I'm s@
pretty that you uant io marry mer
Ito NJ, it'H beeaAaN your pmFrmtm
have a grnmaphnua
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

Il sometimes happens that girls
reason for wanting to marry man Ii
that he toeau't want 20 marry her
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
Home Campaign.

is your daughter going away this
summer"
mo; she has started a Irritation
with the iceman. and we think her
chances for getting married to him
are very good"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

Mrs. wlnstaw'H Soothing syrup FOE ChI.Aswr
teethinR. aattsua the gums, reduces inaAmaaa
uoas altayH pAin,eurea wtnd cote 1is q tnttie -
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
chIlaren.a nrransa.

Thin white cotton crepe @lth Inserts
o baby Irish Lace medaiilous IL com
binatlOn for childrens dainty dreaHeA
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

The farms are suffering
for lack of laborers and ii
Just makes me tired to look
at these fellows loafing
around the parks of New
York when they might be
earning good money in the
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
W. N. u, salt Lake city, No. s7-1e1s.
obeyed Orders.

Carpenter = You know nothing.
Didn't tell you to watch when the
glue overlooked?
Apprentice-Yes, sir, 1 did, sir; it
was just 4:32.-Liverpool Mercury.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

Young people seem to have mon
opoly on COED luck
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

Acom rs II something was going 20 hmp-
ZEN My blood WAS poor. my cirrulm--
ton was 20 bad | would be Ike sirmra
person az times. hal female weak
ncsa badly, my abdomen was sore aud q
had awful pains.
~ took Lydia f. pinkham's VeEvta-
bic Compound and used the SAnativ~
Wash and they certainly did wuDdor~
for mo. My troubles disappeared and Z
am able "a work hard every day. 49, Mrm-
w. +. SAwYER. River Wow Farm, Nure-
town, Vermont
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

because they are a good honest uasd-
ieine that cannot help bal heal kid
nsyaad bladder silt.stis# aud aF mary
irregularities, II they ara once taknuf
into tho system. Try them nuw
for positive and permanent help
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
You Are Stronger Than
You Know
By E. J. RICE. Milwaukee. Wa.

machine these of the things
could all the heat and the muscular energy expended
average converted into electrical units it would show
onha howatt hours of electrical energy
in the of a working day.
This electricity not great but when
things with the result fe startling
oneh hours of howatt electrical energy could
hron for hours sewing machine motor for
hours electric toaster for four hours large fan for
hirytwo hours chatting dish for six hours aud electric
curling iron for 100 hours.
accomplished without voluntary effort and merely
the days work and does not represent the energy and
of aborng Really it astounding revelation Of
the efficiency of the human machine.
Now a fat unusually large strug
Cling along hot day and painting pathecaly he realize little
the energy being generated and think of the
things which it might be applied
Though probably if the fat and the large
their ability dynamos they would only wish they could
them to huge fan to keep them cool
Brooklyn deserted his wife, but pleaded he did because
give job factory she owned And is odd that
easily such exceptional opportunity be boss
This being country any citizen who to do walk
across continent motorcycle travel around the world
thiry days expect busy citizens and applaud
St. Louis millionaire invites his friends road repairing
substitute golf With and appropriate costumes it might
be made faf
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
SUFFERED
AWFUL PAINS
For Sixteen Years. Restored
To Health by Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.

Morctown Vermont -''I was trus-
bicd with pains and Irregularities for
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

Growing boys should DO
allowed to have a religion
Of their own kind and
should not be forced to
adopt the same sort as their
mothers and sisters.
A masculine religion good
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

important 20 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26
Anntlanr GO.

Clifford. Iowa. - waa troubled with
female weakness. also with displnc@-
mcnt, l hal very severe and st~asgy
headache. also palm IN back and was
very thin and tired all tho time. euus-
menccd taking Lydia F. PinkhaSn's
Vegetable Compound and am cured %
these troubles. I cannot praise your
medicine too highly. Airs. Ina MIL
HI.AGLE. Clifford. Iowa
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

Brooklyn his wife, but pleaded he did because
give job factory she owned And is odd that
woman would easily exceptional opportunity be boss
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

This being country citizen who to do walk
across continent ride motorcycle travel around the world
thir1 days expect busy citizens stop and applaud
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-26

millionaire invites his friends to road repairing
substitute golf With and appropriate costumes it might
be made , faI
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24
THOSE CONTRACTORS

Under the law, the supervisors have the pow
er to enforce the ordinances and regulations re-
ating to the use and maintenance of the streets,
and final control has now been given the munich
pality by act-of the legislature.
The supervisors complain, probably with
some reason, that they have not been able to en-
force their own orders. 1t is reported to the
Star Bulletin that one contractor, when renfon-
strated with because he had heaped building ma
teTial on the. sidewalk in violation of the ordi-
nance, informed the supervisors they could got
a region reputed tobe superlatively warm Nat
urally the supervisors were grieved at this de
fiance of authority but as yet have found no way
fittinglyto answer the ready -tongued contractor.
As the Star Bulletin pointed out yesterday, there
has been plenty of law on the subject if the
supervisors and other city officials would only
go ahead and enforce it. Now a little more law
has been given them, and it is to be hoped they
have enough to protect themselves from the con-
tractors. If the contractors now threaten TO
bite, the city fathers, armed with a drayload of
laws, may hasten to a safe spot and invoke the
aid of the police and the courts.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24
EDITOR

California, against the probable action of the
California legislature. We are asked to tie up
the territorial appropriation for the exposition
on the contingency of CALIFORNIA; action upon
the alien land bill. We are asked to intrude our
opinion where cur opinion is not requested.
We are asked to take Il stand>as to the violation
Of treaty rights-a question thatmay be referred
to The Hague and that is distinctly beyond the
province of the legislature of Hawaii to pass
npon We are asked, in short, by the Irwin res
olutions and Cooke amendment, to take wholly
cfficious and unnecessary stand in a controversy
of international delicacy. r.
There is nothing to be gained by the passage
of the pending legislation here. Hawaiis rela-
tons with Japan are of the most friendly sort.
Japan does not, cannot expect this territory to
pipe up with childish voice at the present stage
of controversy. Neither Japan nor California
has asked Hawaii to take stand.
The house, it is to be hoped, will tomorrow
chloroform the two proposals neatly and in due
order. They are not only uncalled-for, but in
the situation now existing they are. distinctly
improper.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24
WORK
REC O.GNIzED
AS VITAL

Supported by favorable report of
the education committee, the school
budget bill passed the senate on sec
ond reading late yesterday afternoon,
with only slight changes made The
Olaa school item of $1,000 was stricken
out on motion of Senator Metzger and
$500 was inserted for band instru,
ments to be used by the Boys indus
trial School, at Waialee.
Under this bill $4,000 is set aside
for vocational training on the differ
emit islands, $4,000 of which is to be
used for new buildings, the balance
for vocational instructors. The entire
bill went through without serious OBJ
lection being made, and is substanti-
ally the same as when it left the
house
When Senator Metzger remarked
that $4,000 was a considerable sum
to cxpend for an educational expert
ment. Senator Penhallow replied:
Vocational training is not new on
the islands. 1t is taught in every
county, so it is not an experiment,
but an established thing. Last year
there were 9169 pupils taking a yoca-
tional course. This $4,000 is not an
excessive sum for the work. It is
really a saving over what was spent
before and is certain a great deal
more benefit will be derived from
this sum than heretofore.
Vocational training on the islands
is no longer AN experiment. Neither
are the results of it to be questioned.
1t is one of the most important de-
partments we have"
The third reaalng of the school
budget DI,t may not be reached until
late this afternoon. as a long order
OF the day is before the senate. IF il
successfully passes final reading, it
will go to the house for the amend
ments to be acted on. If they are
concurred in the bill will be presented
to the governor, and it is probable
that it will receive the signature of
the chief executive by the end of the
week ..-..... .....
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24
a SUGGESTION TO THE LEoIslA,
II TURE.
Editor honolulu star.Builetin.

Editor Honolulu Star-Bulletin,
,Sir:-ApPreciating the value Of
your Letters" column in catching
the eye. reaching the ear and holding
, the attention of that profound organi-
cation, the legislature of the Territory
of Hawaii, will take advantage of
it to bring up that which consider
a matter of importance in these times
OF high cost of existence. .:..s. ~.
1 refer, Mr.. Editor, to the mullet
closed-season law passed by the last
legislature, which / believe specified
three months or so during which the
catching, taking, selling, ETC. Of this
fish was not to be done or consum-
mated whatsoever under such and
such d, penalty. 49,. =.
That ! law was about the best en-
! forced, Mr. Editor, of any law ever
placed upon the benign statute books
CT this tremendous territory, which
is creditable.
But, Mr.. Editor, beg to submit
TO the general public and the present
legislature a contention that this law
at present is incompetent, inefficient
ctilu 1uStCdh vi IlCESIy piO-
tecting the fish for the present term
of three or four months, this law
should be ammended to extend that
protection to ten or twelve months
per annum.
Mr. Editor. can plainly see the
legislators, their individual auricles
extended oracularly and the light of
determined justice shining in their
eyes,, asking: "Why2"
The answer lies in the fish-market.
where other things may be found
lying.
| found the answer there last Sat
Ur1ay when, after much haggling
succeeded in buying two consumptive-
looking mullets for so cents, which
two combined and included entrails
and scales" were found to weigh
one-haIf az a pound. A mere
bagatelle of $1.00 per pound.
Indeed, Mr.. Editor, | would urge
the legislature to extend their bene-
ftcent protection to this poor. abused
fish to twelve months annually, be-
cause the present law is not only uu-
satisfactory but extremely tantaiizing.
/. 1 would further suggest that Hon.
Holstein leave the ladies' heads alone
and rush to the assistance of mems
.stomachs.
: 'PISCAToR.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24
NOT MERGING, But sURRERGING

Expert investigation by the United States
government into the desirability of normal
school work as function of agricultural col
leges has brought the Investigators to the con
clusion that such plan is not desirable.
This bears directly on the proposal now be.
fore the Legislature by which the territorial Nor
nal School and the College of Hawaii will be
combined under an arrangement whereby the
Normal School loses it's identity and proper
standing,
The committee instruction in agriculture
of the Association of American Agricultural Col
leges and Experiment Stations, carried on re-
Gently an extensive investigation of the subject.
. The report was presented at the Atlanta cofiyen-
tion of that association in November of last year.
A. G. True director of the office of experiment
stations under the department of agriculture,
heads the committee which unanimously report
ed in part as follows:
C)-It is the proper function of the agricultural
colleges to train teachers of agriculture for public
and private high schools technical agricultural
schools and for the agricultural land other colleges
(2)-The performance Of this function by the ag Z
ricutural colleges will duplicate the the
state normal schools, which for the part
engaged in the training of teachers for the element
airy schools
(3)--Inasmuch the great majority of secondary
schools giving courses in agriculture will have only
two teachers of agriculture, students in the
course in agricultural education should ordinarily
be well grounded in the general principles of the
various branches of agriculture, and the colleges
should offer general courses agriculture to meet
the requirements of such students
Here is the report of unbiased and expert
judges. They find unanimously the function of
agricultural colleges to train teachers of agri-
culture for secondary schools should not usurp
the function of normal schools.
The original plan for cooperation between the
College of Hawaii and the territorial Normal
School is good plan. But the legislators
should think long, and Investigate fully, before
submerging the normal schools peculiar and
particular work in the organic structure of an
educational institution whose activities lie along
different and irreconcilable lines
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24
HEDDlEsUnE and RIsCHIEVGDs

Hawaii has no business meddling with the
California alien-land controversy and the local
legislature has no business mixing this territory
into it,
The measures now pending before the house,
One set of resolutions by Dr. Irwin protest
ing against the proposed legislation in Califor-
MIA, the other an amendment to the fair appro-
priation bill by G. p. Cooke, to make the appro-
priation void in case California passes the law,
ought to be killed with quickness and dis
patch. There is just one proper place for these
fragmentary and mischieyous measures to 60,
and that place is the wastebasket
Why should Hawaii NEEDLE in this question?
Why should this territory shove itself into a
fight that has no particular local concern? Why
should the legislature play with fire?
Action here on this subject is not only map
propriate and uncalled fort is dangerous; it
is childishly intrusive.
Hawaii fortunately is on the most friendly
terms with California and wishes to remain So
And Hawaii needs California's help in presery-
ing industrial integrity against the present at
tacks of free-sugar apostles in Democratic
Congress Whether that fight is won or lost,
Hawaii must remain on friendly terms with Cal
ifornia and CALIFORNIA; people. And the great
majority of the citizens of Hawaii heartily de-
sire that the friendly terms now existent be
maintained. ~.... III
Into this entente cordidlc-to borrow from
the Balkans for a moment-there is thrust this
mischieyous demand that Hawaii NEEDLE over in
california. This territory is asked to take a
stand against a very strong public sentiment in
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

Mr. Smith emphasized tie fact that
he expressed himself not as a private
citizen but as one representing the
views of the Chamber of Commerce.
He stated that he had had long talk
with <. III. Paris. the health represent
alive of the Merchants Association,
and that Paris agreed with him in
every particular Mr.. Smith further
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

stated that he and Paris we're pre-
pared to appear before the legislature
to ask for the pure food appropria-
ton and that they were only awaiting
the word before doing So g.. 80
Federal Food Commissioner A w
Hansen echoed the statements made
by Smith and Paris in laying emphasis
upon the necessity of keeping up the
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24
LETTERS ON TIMELY TOPICS

1.-THE Star-Bulletin invites free and
frank discussion in this column on all
legitimate subjects Of current interest,
COMMUNICATIONS are constantly reeeiV.
ed to which no signature is attached,
This paper will treat as confidential
signatures to letters If the writers SO
desire, but cannot give space to
anonymous communications
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

The announcement that the final plans for
the Hilo wharf have been approved is greeted
with great sigh of relief from public tired of
the incessant controversy. There have been
enough 'final plans for a Patti farewell tour.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

In the advertising columns today will be
found published in full two very important laws
passed by the legislature 50, providing for
theopening and widening of streets, and Act 80,
the public utilities commission law. Both are
well worth careful study for both are construct
i've legislation of the permanent kind.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

The American mountain climber,
Mrs. Fanny Bullock Workman, has
gained the consent of King George to
name the cluster Of peaks at the head
of Rose Glacier. in the Himalayas the
king George v" group. She explored
the mountains.in 1912.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

If the house begins amending the Rapid Tran
sit franchise, it will simply operate to kill the
bill. The people are well satisfied with the
franchise They will not welcome horde Of
needless amendments endangering the perfection
Of the measure. - .....
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

Several blind massenrs are making
great success IN Paris Il Is said
that the sense Of touch Il developed
so far beyond that Of the normal per-
son that their treatment Is exception
ally beneficial Also they are neces-
sarily discreet.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

There are others besides Marston
Campbell who are so brilliant On read
work that one can see them shine.
TAXPAYER.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

1t is difficult to understand how senators who
selves to fighting the present reapportionment
bill, which seeks to carry out the plain provisions
of the organic act, The bill sheuld be passed
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-04-24

Some seem to think that G California has her
way there will be no need of an exposition appro-
priaten from Hawaii, anyway,