Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-28
LITTLE boobies PA

By william n. Kirk.

ia went 20 a clambake wich was
calv By the lodge wich he belongs
%. & Ma a me went 20 a show last
Mite. heckaua we knew Il wud be- quite
luit wen pa got hoam. he bet Ma a
new hat aRgtust sum cigars that he
wud be hoam from the clambake bee
foar we got hoam from the show. but
May knew she wud win the bet Ala
Is good bettor, TOO, she found out
wich was the longest show ln town q
we went 90 that. She scd 10 me that
she chose the longest show so as To
give ia an the chanst I'm the wurld
O. win his bet but she knew he wud
loose Il anyway.
The naim Of the show that we went
To see was Ashes OF the Past II was
a awful sad play. IL toald about a
man wich had got rich from rob-
bling his partner A how his partner
died OF broken heart & how few
GERS later he fell ia luv with a bu-
tiful gurl a. the gurl dident let him
know she was the partners daughter
She lurod hlfn along until he had got
80 crazy about her that he wud lay
down his lifc for her, & she toald him
she wud marry him n he wud fly
with her and lecye his wife. * wen
he was an reddy y had promised TO
g. she oapcncd the door a thare was
his w.fe lisscning 20 every word q
then the vito quite him a. the gurl
Knocked him a. That was the Ashes of
tht Past
IL maiks me feel awful sad Bob
bile. sea Ma. / dount like 90 think OF
"a married man hccing 80 decoivlug /
do huap yuro father WIS rccly "a the
clamhako a that he is az hoHm now
waiting for as. Let us go now sed
Ma
That wuddent Doe -air. scd me to
Ma, bcekaus you bet that you wud
stay for the whole show bcofonr you
went hoam. So Ma stayed. but I
doant think slts l.kcd the show much
There WAS too much in il about mar
ried men being careless.
Al last the show was oavcr q Ma
A. me got 10 o taxi a. went hoam Yurc
father Us hoam. / am sure. Ma kent
saying lic wuddont stay out lait
IKE This to any clambakc.
Rut wen w got baam Pa watson.
tharc g. Dee didcnt cum In for two
hours after we was hoam. Wen ho
calm hp was feeling CRATE. he KEEP
telling Mn how Refreshing o. ls 90
put in day in the open air Clam
hahos .s vary iuuRoraUur pa sod.
Three cheers for the claims & three
Cor enc man wich baked them.
You seem Goo nave had "a good time.
SEED Ma She Was iootiue at Pa Kind
of hard
Chorus suh-lime. sod Ta 81 why
shud it NOT hc Eiorus q Sub-umr
Time sven We was hrothrra ull linked
together hy tho eiorus fraternity of
which w arc ratcrnal members of
iionruy sod pa three CHEERS for tho
mrmhors of frtoruul maternity. pa
srd. We rite our brothers faults on
mo Hnls f9 seed. g. rite thnro yir-
tues en thr whl,ts of lovo g. meme
orN as Hubbard onst Sod Yip
PloaH. dUuut mails eu much Noise.
fod Nn w.U NEWER Dee sou goo tn
90 other c.1mbakH DO you cum huam
81 ha'a aiI tho uahurs rppur ou tho
"rcm pipes ple1sc Doe stll
ono off mv loving hothcre wud
r''ycr ME tu mo chat uaN s.l ga.
LoNiug brother. s always fratorual
and fraternity is always loving pa
SEED. What ID noJuoi thing to rite our
brother faults ou the sands. pa fod
You brothers may rite each others
faults there, sea Ma, but ] bet yurc
wifcs doant. a 7 viii bet ST. Peter
doant cothcr. Nbw 60 to bed and
have 70 fraternal sleep. sod Ma. g.
maybe after YOU have had sum lra-
tcrnol breakfast you viii Doc able 90
go 90 business