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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-29

Boston's share Of the gate receipts in
a uame with St. Louis was S57. And
even then, Il is claimed that they GOT
the money under false pretenses.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-29

Terry Nelson. Greek battlAr. writes
from Chattanooga that he has started
light work for his bout with Joe Sher-
man at Jacksonville. Nelson is also
after a match with either DANNY Good =
man or Jimmy Murphy at Terre Haute.
Ind.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-29

Having placed the kihosh on baseball
stars who write phoney stories, IL be
hooves Garry Hermann 60 get busy ON
the maguates who persist I'm clutteriuE
up the public prints
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-29

Cecil Gray. Of Charleston, w. Va,
claims that he has made SO home runs
this season. But how could anybody
with a name Ike Cecil make SO home
runs7
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-29

The aviator who went up 1000 feet
with four passengers has the satisfac-
ton Of knowing that there are at least
four persons In the world who are nut
tier than himself
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14
BY THE SCISSORS
HE WAS \ wORSHIPPER.
~~o@~S

A new preacher on his way TO the
service one Sabbath evening met a
young man whom he had seen on one
or two occasions.
Isn't this Mr. Harkins?" asked the
domino. stopping the young man and
extending his hand. 81 am the new
preacher who has just come to tow. m
Yes, sir" replied the young man
returning the handshake. II am Mr.
Harkins."
Il have seen you several times,
pleasantly continued the pastor, but
uutil now l haven't had the pleasure
Of making your acquaintance. L pre-
sumo that you are accustomed to di-
vine worship every evening"
"Oh, yes, sir" was the smiling re-
sponse of the young man. II am on
my way to see her now."-Saturday
Evening Post.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14
A NEW CLASSIFICATION.

A prosperols-looking young man
stopped at the mems furnishing coun-
ter in one of the local department
stores recently and asked to look at
some shirts, recites the Youngstown
Telegram.
Have you any choice?" asked the
salesman.
Don't, think 1 have replied the
prospective customer.
Would you like to look at some
thing a tifle fancy or
Raising his right hand in slight
motion of dissent and giving the sales
man a knowing wink, the young mar
replied:
NO show me some married mar
stuff
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14
THE .HoHENZOLLERN LUCK
(The London Chronlcle.l }

(The London Chronicle.)
Does the kaiser ascribe any part Of
the prosperity of his reign to the pos
session of the "Hohenzolern luck?'
The luck" plain gold ring with a
black stone first appears in history
when Frederick the Great received 1t
from his dying father. with a note
declaring that so long as it remained
in the family the race would prosper.
Legend affirms that one day, centur-
les before. when Hohenzollern prin-
vess was about to be confined. large
frog hoped on the bed and dropped
the ring from its mouth. The luck
was stolen from Frederick William
III by his mistress. the Countess Lich-
enau. in 1890; hence. 1t Is said, the
Prussian disasters of the new few
years 1t was recovered in 1913, just
before the great war of liberation,
which re-established the fortunes OF
the Hohenzollerns.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14
GRAssHoPpERs IN KANSAS.
tchicago Inter ocean,

(Chicago Inter ocean)
What's the matter with Kansas
Well, this time it's grasshoppers.
In the western part of the state the
grasshoppers are so many and so vo-
-acious that the farmers have appeal
ed to Governor Hodges TO enforce the
old warning out law"
There are many queer thinks in
Kansas and one of the queer things
is this same warning out law" II
was enacted after the grasshopper
plaques Of 1873 and provides that
every able-bodied man. woman OF
child between the ages of IL and &C
may be called upon to fight grasshop-
pers."
Will Governor Hodges warn out
the Kansans? His name suggests
that he will find some other way to
combat the grasshopper plague.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14
How'S THIS?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured Oy Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. ]. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, hate known. f. J
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE,
Toledo, o
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu.
cous surfaces Of the system Testimonials
sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold
by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14

Why, how was that?" questioned
Smith, in an agitated voice.
Because the doctor assigned to
this ward is an idiot. In collecting
his instruments after the operation,
he missed a needle and a pair of
session Of the "Hohenzollern luck p
and the latter in my friend here on
the right. You see now the reason
for the two operations
Just then the surgeon put his head
in at the door and asked:
Has any one seen my silk hat?"
Smith tainted
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14

What wonderful change has oc-
CURED in the Mexican atmosphere ?
Where now is all that
Now Where is sarcasm and ridicule
That Bluff? about our govern
ments peace policy
and about our grape juice envoy.
John Lind What has come over our
tory newspapers that they have sud
denly become so quiet in their abuse
and Misrepresentation Have they
after all concluded that a constitution
al government would be the best thing
for Mexico and that government by
murderers is not as essential as they
thought.
After a bluff has once been called
it is the cheapest looking thing or
earth and Messrs. Wilson and Bryan
called the Huerta bluff with such
speed that our tory newspapers have
been left speechless.
~~~-Se%@e~
1t is too bad that through a mis-
taken notion on the part of the In
dians the gov
They Have 10 ernment has
Learn by Learning. been compelled
to refuse the
right to a site for fish hatchery at
Gibbon. There is every reason for
believing that the establishment of the
hatchery would benefit the Indians as
much as the whites. The Indians
would gain through the fact the river
would be better stocked with fish.
The Indians are exempt from paying
fishing licenses and therefore would
be called upon to pay no part of the
expense. The hatchery would be To-
Gated under such an agreement that
the government could withdraw its
permit any time it saw fit to do so.
50 the rights of the Indians would be
safe.
However since the local redmen
were all opposed TO the hatchery the
government has done right in deny
ing the request The Indians are the
hest judges as 70 what they want in
this instance. The logical course win
be to observe their wishes and let
them learn in their own way in time
how they stood in their own light.
Next time they may do better.
~~~~s~~~~
The dirtiest thing about the Sulzer
impeachment is the utter viciousness
Of those who are
The Real Charge trying to bring
Against Sulzer. about the downfall
Of the New York
governor. Tammany is after him and
after him with claws sharpened and
eager TO kill. Not though because
Sulzer has done anything wrong. IT
would not matter in the slightest to
Murphy II Sulzer were a murderer
and bank robber II he would but play
the Murphy game. He is hated not
for any villiany but for his virtue.
Suffers great offence is that he in
sisted that the New York legislature
proceed to pass a direct primary law
in keeping with the promises of the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14
REAL CAUSE FOR ALARM.
lFrom a Foreign Exchange. }

IFTOHI a OTtIRn EACHdHBt.I
Smith had just been operated on for
appendicitis. During his period OF
convalescence he became quite chum-
my with the two other patients who
shared the ward with him
How are you feeling. boys?" said
Smith one morning to them.
"Oh, We are all right" they both
answered together, considering that
We both had 10 undergo two opera
tons"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14
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LAUS DEO.

Let praise devote thy work and
skill employ
Thy whole mind. and thy heart
} be lost in joy.
Wen-doing bringeth pride, this
constant thought
Humility, that thy best done is I
naught.
Man doeth nothing well, be it
great or small,
} Save to praise God; but that I
hath saved all;
For God requires no more than
thou hast done,
} And takes thy work to bless it !
for His own.
Robert Bridges, newly ap- I
pointed poet laureate of Eng I
land.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-14

democratic platform and in keeping
with the promises also made by the
republicans. Such a law would put
Murphy out OF business and it would
rut Barnes. the republican boss out OF
business Therefore Murphy and
Parnes will leave nothing undone to
destroy Sulzer They want to make
an example of him so that never in
the future will a New York politician
dare TO claim soul OF his own and
dare to do his duty to the people in
defiance of orders from the bosses.
The fight against Sulzer, in view
OF the plain motives back of the same.
is an outrage on public decency. He
is not being tried for any irregu-
larity about his campaign fund. That
is purely nominal charge taken up
because it was the only thing to be
found. The real charge against Sui
zer is that he has tried to be a man
while Murphy insists he should be
slave. The newspapers know this yet
most of the papers offer no encourage
ment' to Sulzer in his fight and
quietly damn him by placing him in
the same category as Murphy.
1t is no wonder boss rule is so hard
to down in this country and it is no
wonder our governments become so
perverted.
Students from Oregon who go out
side the state to attend institutions Of
his h e r learning
Tendency That display little pa
Needs Watching triotism and they
lose in more ways
than one by their action.
For a student who intends to reside
in Oregon in the future there is a
great advantage in attending an Ore
gen institution. Through such at
tendance a student may gain state
wide acquaintance that will be ex-
tremely valuable and pleasant in later
life The student who goes abroad
and then returns to the state after
his graduation parts for life with his
college mates.
Nor does a student gain better edu-
cational facilities by going away
This is true of both the university
and agricultural college. The uni
versity. despite its adversities is a
splendid institution and is located in
one Of the finest towns in Oregon. The
Oregon Agricultural College is un>
surpassed by any other agricultural
college in the west and this institu-
ton also is admirably located. Meth
er the university or the agricultural
| college are adjacent to large cities
and this is a positive benefit to stu
dents. A student should go to col
lege to acquire college training, not
TO get into the gay and busy whirl of
large city. There will be ample
time for that later. The student who
goes to a college adjacent to a small
town viii spend less money will have
fewer temptations and will do better
work than the student attending the
( school in the large city.
The drift of oregon students to
outside schools is something that
needs watching. 1t looks bad for Ore
gon. If our schools are lacking in
any way they should be made right.
But the trouble is not so much with
our schools as with the students who
go away.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
NOTED LAWYER IS
FROM ARKANSAS
GOVERNMENT SUIT IS STRENG.
THENED by FORMER CAMDEN
BOY-pROMINENT ATTORNEY
Was Renred With Governor Hays
and is Brother of George p.
Darby, Of Pine Bluff.

Associated Press dispatches carry
the name of Samuel E. Darby, the
noted Naw York City patent attor-
ney, as the principal witness in the
government case against the Radio
Wireless Telegraph company.
1t is not generally known that Mr..
Darby is an Arkansas man. He was
born and reared in Camden, Ark,
and grew up with such men as Gov.
Hays, Will Bracy, Sam Gene and Ju-
MUS Bracy, and other well-known
Little Rock men.
He is 4 brother of George P. OAR
by, prominent business man of Pine
Bluff.
No man ever left Arkansas to es-
tablish himself in other parts of the
world who deserves more credit than
Sam Darby, and no man will have
more fi1ea1N who know him to believe
in him and his sincere purpose to
at all times do the right thing, than
he.
i Mr.. Darby was educated in the
public seh,,ols Of Camden. He was
coached for Annapolis by the late
Senator Isardy, one of the best edu-
Gators this state has ever had, and
himself colonel in the Confederacy,
for competitive examination and
won his appointment to Annapolis
on shear merit. He took the naval
course, but hard work had brought
his eyes below the test and he did
not enter the service. He went to
Washington and after doing newspa
per work for some time entered the
government patent office where he
finally rose to the place OF first as
sistaat inspector of patents.
In the meantime Mr.. Darby had
studied law. was admitted to the bar,
and resigling his place went TO Chi
cago where he became member OF
a prominent patent firm. From Chi
cago he went to New York and his
friends in Arkansas are most happy
to claim their memory Of him.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
SCHMIDT SCORES
STRONGEST POINT
German Court Medical Ex-
aminer's Record Shows
Ex-Priest Insane
AT FORMER HEARING
Had Been Arranged For Forgery In
Old WOrld.-ActiOns While In
RectOries Excited Comment.

New York, Dec. 1S.-The strongest
point brought out SO far by the de-
tense in the trial of Hans Schmidt,
! confessed murdered of Anna Aumul-
Ter, was scored today when the testi-
mony of DIR. Herman, medical exami-
ner of the Royal Imperial Court at
Munich, Germany, at sfhmidt's trial
for forgery in 1906, was read in the
records.
DR.. Herman's testimony was really
responsible for the Munich courts de-
cision that Schmidt was insane and
that therefore he could not be punish'
ed for the fogeries for which he stood
accused. He testified:
"After my examination l find that
! the defendant has not free will
|power and cannot be held responsible
flor his acts"
After DIR. Hermah's testimony was
read, the courts decision was entered
|into the record in these words:
| "It is therefore decreed by this
|court that the defendant shall be dis
|charged and exhonerated, he being
|not responsible for the crime charged
|against him."
/ The defendants actions while
|priest in the rectories of st. Boniface's
and st. Joseph's church, were also
thought out during the days session by
several witnesses. Father Braun,
rector of the parish, testified that
schmidt was always deep mystery
Ito him. He declared that he did
in inverted ORDER that
he baptized children without wearing
the priestly vestments, that he omit
ted important parts of the mass ser
vice and that he administered commun-
ion in a manner wholly at variance
with the laws of the Catholic church.
He also said that Schmidt never turn
ed the fees he received from parish
toner's into the church, but kept them
for himself.
Miss Madeline Braun, sister OF
Father Braun, and housekeeper for
him, testified that Schmidt one day
told her he believed in common law"
marriages.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
FOR NERVOUSNESS

Nervousness comes from nerve ex-
haustion, an unhealthy condition OF
the nerves of some part of the body,
| usually caused by lack of nerve nour
need a ne.ve foQd--,something to tone
and strengthen your nerves-Rexall
Olive Oil Emulsion is the ideal nerve
food tonic, a real medicine for the
nerves, a real builder of strength
and health for the blood and every
part of the system. 1t is not slim
ulant. 1t contains no alcohol or hab-
Informing drugs, as many so-called
tOnics do that stimulate your neart
and muscles for short time after
taking, only to leave you weaker and
worse off than before. 1t is real
medicine, containing ingredients ne
cessary. to overcome your weakness
and nervousness, and give new
strength and life ind health to ev-
cry part. It may not make you feel
better the first day, because the
nerve and tissue foods it contains
need time to get into the blood be-
fore the good work of upbuilding
can begin. But it will make you
feel better and less nervous before
you have taken anywhere near as
much of 4 as you have of other
things that did you nothing but in
jury. II it does motif it fails to
satisfy You in every way, we want
you to tell us so and get your money
back.
You who are weak and rundown,
and you who are apparently we'll
now, but are liable to suffer from
various cold weather ailments, use
Rexall Olive Oil Emulsion to get and
keep we'll and strong. For the tired
out, run down, nervous, emaciated
or debilitated-the convalescing-
growing cbildren-aged people-it is
a sensible aid to renewed strength,
better sp::its, glowing health.
Rexall Olive Oil Emulsion-king of
the celebrated Rexall Remedles-is
for freedom from sickness of you
and your family. Pleasant tasting.
unlike the cod liver oil preparations
you'll be as enthusiastic about it as
we are when you have noted it's
strengthening, invigorating, building
up, disease-preventing effects. It it
does not help you, your money will
be given back to you without argu-
ment. Sold in this community only
at our suore-Thes Rexall Store-one
of more than 1000 leading drug
stores in the United States, Canada
and Great Britain. Bedell's Pharma-
cy, Pine Bluff.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
BASKET BALL GAMES AT
LOCAL Y. NJ. C. A. TO-DAY

If the planned schedule is carried
out, the Stuttgart High School basket
ball team will reach Pine Bluff this
afternoon at $3.50 o'clock and the first
game with the leaders Of the Y. M. C.
A. will be played at o'clock. The
night game is scheduled to take place
at o'clock. Although the Leaders are
outweighed by about Is pounds to the
man, they expect to sweep their rivals
off their feet by means of speed. 1t
is said that there has been a good
sale Of seats so far and large crowd
is expected to witness the contest.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
HOLIDAY EXCURSIONS.

Greatly reduced rates to Washing
ton, D. C.tpoints in Tennessee, Ala
bama, Mississippi, Georgia. Tickets on
sale December 20, 81 and %; good to
return until January IS, 1913. Also all
points in Louisiana Texas Oklahoma
and Missouri; tickets on sale Deem
Der % "a rs 26 81 and Jan. list good to
return until Jan. 9Th, 1914. Call for
full particulars. H. N. ATWOOD,
If. Agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
oxnclno Held q Sin.

The following, from a country cor
respondent, Is an illustration of the
old Dutch farmers objection TO dances
Of any kind: Twice already have wa
been told that there is going to be a
dance at the place Of Dom Doll.
This Is nothing less than an insult to
our worthy old elder would advise
the person who has spread this rumor
rather to publish something gco6
about cur ward instead Of creating
siu."-From South Africa.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
Useful Fruit,

The kernel Of the fruit Canarium
commune Is eaten both raw and roast
ed in the Moluccas. An oil is express
ed from it which is used both for ta
BILE purposes and for lamps. The tree
grows about SO feet high and is said
to have also bark which yields q
heavy oil having the same properties
as balsam copaiba. for which it is said
to be substitute. In China the ker-
nels from the Canarium commune are
picked like olives.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
Not Often the Musician.

70 write the history Of opera Is a
task arduous enough both in bulk and
in research, but comparatively simple
III It's method and direct in its appll-
cation. Not 80 the history of one of
It's children, the prima donna. An
exhaus tive treatise upon her natural
history would require the colabora-
ton of the psychologist, the physiol-
ogist, he tinancier, the biographer,
and, in less degree and in the minor
ity of cases, the musician.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
Took the Advice.

The head Of large business house
bought q number Of those DO 1t now
signs and hung them up around his OF
fice. They were effective beyond e,
pectation. and yet 1t can hardly b.
said that they worked well. Wher
after the first few days. the bushes
man counted up the results, he fount
that the cashier had skipped of wit,
$4,000, the head bookkeeper hat
eloped with the typist, three clerk
had asked for raise in salary. ans
the Office boy had set out to become
q highwaymans
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
Well Circulated.

do your folks take the - Maya
xine?" Laks the solicitor who repre-
SCENTS periodical celebrated for the
sort Of stories 1t features. do we?".
repeats the boy addressed. 1--WE take
four-one that father hides from
mother and sister, one that mother
hides from sister and father. one that
sister. hides from father and mother.
and one copy that none of 'em know
I. have lii my room.''-Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
The leading PAIN. stores Of tt

The leading paint stores Of ths
county boast OF their success witt
5. w. P. Products: while we are still
small, we boast of the same products
Why? Because they have Away
stood the test in all climates and re
zions. Quality ia the foundation o
success In all branches and 8. w.
means that. Ciaud Cle9g & Co. 1t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
Dlscoverer Of Iodine.

TO very few people does the name
Of Bernard Courtois signify anything.
yet it Is to Bernard Courfois that the
world owes the discovery of iodine.S A
chemist Of Dijon. he presented one
hundred years ago the notice of his
discovery to the academy. His native
town will place a simple memorial
slab on the wall Of the house in which
he lived aud died.-Paris Letter to
the London Telegraph.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
Condiments Have Value.

It is said that hunger IL = good
sauce: but the condiments are by no
means to be neglected, il food is to
De relished. The various flsy0ting
seeds and leaves. truffles, mushrooms
and the like, even. if they have no
food value. fenderlfood more pa!ata'
BILE. Every housewife should get 40
spaiatad nth Z EaEtety q them
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1913-12-19
His Idol Shattered.

Papa was the biggest kind Of hero
his small son, in whose eyes he
'ould do no wrong. One evening
,apa, talking over the days business
happenings with mamma, confided to
er that he had acted very foolishly in
egnrd to q certain matter. Paul burst
alto bitter tears and was long in ex-
laining his grief. II didn't know
apas could be silly" he mourned.
nally. Does God sometimes act
lily too?"