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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

The blondes are disposed to accept
with phllosophic acquiescence, II not
absolute enthusiasm, the dlctum OF DR..
Blackiord that brunettes are the hest
working girls.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

The automobile knee is the latest
physical complaint to be discovered by
the physicians. But 1t is to be feared
that putting more seats in the auto
mobiles won't help any.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22
use ALLEN'S FOOT.EASE,

Tho antlsepeic powder 70 DO shaken into the shces
II you want ross and comfort for tired, aching.
swollen, sweating feot use Allonh Foot-Ease. nro-
Iievos cons and bunions OF AL pain and prevents,
bsers, sore and callouB spots. Just the thing Tor
Dancing Parties, Patent Leather Shoes, and for
Breaking In New ehoeA Il IL the greatest comfull
discovery OF the age. Ty Il today Sold exeryWheEe
1Scts. Doat accept any SiibstttutG Bor BRnn trial
DackAgo, address AllsnR. oimsted. L. nag. \ !.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Paris walters have won the night to
eat their luncheons elsewhere than at
the restaurants where they work. But
what the patrons do not know perhaps
win not hurt them.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

The New York girl who spent seven
years looking for a real man" may
have heard Of Napoleon's confession
of unfaith: Good Lord! how rare
men are"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Now that the, or rather some, OF the
women are using the suspender skirts,
n Is to be hoped that they are not try
ing to perpetrate another Of their H.
nous hold-up games.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

New York has only 5,332000 inhabi-
tants, owing to the freakishness of
law which forbids It to annex Connec'
ticut and New Jersey.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Now, a self.made woman may be as
admirable as a self-made man. but one
must draw the line at self-made wild.
ows.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

A Kansas medical scientist Is go
ing to try two-year, cold.storage eggs
ON a squad of men. They are luckier
than most Of US, who have to take the
older brands.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

A correspondent says q good way
20 lose an old umbrella is to take 1t
with you to a restaurant and forget
H." To lose q good umbrella-but no
body needs any formula for that
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Eastern divine alleges women are
not progressing morally as rapidly as
men. How can they when one con-
sidehs hobble skirts?
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Now comes an expert and declares
that much riding in automobiles is the
cause Of fiat feet. But. in the opinion
of most Automobiles, that isn't as
bad as fiat tires.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

No woman, It has been ascertained.
can live on less than IS a week. but
mans minimum stands unexplained
and uninvestigated.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22
NeInhborlY.

Not long since a man moved into
a certain village. After a week 'of
30 a friend called on him and asked
how he liked his new home.
Pretty WELL" he said.
Have you called on your neighbors
yeti"
mo-" he replied; but I'm going to
II any more Of my wood Is missing"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Did you ever notice how difficult 1t
IL for q womaL to be very friendly
with any other woman her husband
ever was engaged to?
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Now that soda water season has
opened, 1t is we'll to remember that.
although all drinks are charged. you
will have to pay for them. just the
same.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

A southern young man drove two
miles alone before he discovered his
sweetheart had fallen out OF the buggy,
And then they rave about southern
chivalry.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

When the world looks a bit blue,
don't start for the pin box. Start for
bed, and rest You are too tired. An
hour or two Of sleep wf1 smooth o. Il
the kinks Of life. and leave you IN Tar
better condition than Il you had taken
some drug which would Do nothing
oxespt iFTitato yer tsnler BODY md
lhorirn y1ur daSA
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Mexican Indians have been tortur'
ing people. Little can be done about
Il Just now because the Mexican In
dams are outside the humaniztng In
fluence of baseball.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

An inveterate gambler was SEN
fenced by a Judge to gamble with no
one but his wife. Nice way OF keep
ing the money in the family.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Straphanger is a noun that has long
been heard. Invent your own term for
those who have to hang on to the
seat back handle.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

A Iife-preserving suit. with food and
water supplies, has been tested In the
Hudson and may become a competi-
tor Of the New York hotel.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

with a new alphabet and q new
constitution the republic Of China has
laid deep the foundations Of tree
press and practical politics,
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Il that proposal TO require the dat,
- Of egEs Is carried out It may b.
roruo necessary 70 teach the hens 70
- ana wife and 70 provide each
- 4 lounfain pen.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

That youth who married a girl to
keep his father from marrying her
certainly set an example OF self-sacri-
Zoe seldom seen these days.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Nobody ever receives Carnegie he
TO medal for wearing the first straw
hat of the season. Mr.. Carnegie Is
too narrow in his views.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

And now It comes out that silk il
part tin-accounting for the rusty
black. perhaps.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

A friend you have to buy won't be
worth what you pay for him.-G. D.
Prentlss.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

A. any rate the croaking of frogs
h more somnolent than the popping
Of the gasoline engine.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

II is to ''laf" at the persistent but
unavalling efforts Of those who seek
20 change our spelling.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Some Of the new feminine styles
seen on the avenues are a genuine tor
ture to q man with a stiff neck
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

The less a man knows OF women'S
ways the more serene is his mind.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

There is nothing more pitiful than
life spent in thinking nothing but
self-Farrar.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

LEWIS Single Binder. straight 5c--manE
smokers prefer them to 10c cigars Adv.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

In accord with the eternal fitness OF
things. a man who stole = watch
wound up In jail
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

MIRA Windows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhammar
don, AllAys pain. cures wind collie sc bottle1A
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

An ostrich can eat tacks, but 1t can't
lay a carpet.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Shelter the manure spreader.
Careful feeding prevents scours.
Potatoes are only q fair feed for
cows.
Clean cultivation in the orchard is
necessary.
Corn silage and alfalfa hay make
q balanced ration.
The COW that is a good producer
must be fed literally.
Don't make the garden too small
for the hand-wheel hoe.
Alkali water has very little effect up
on the flavor Of butter.
The best way to kill out weeds is
never to let 'em come up.
Two-fifths Of the worlds 100 million
swine are in the United States.
The milk giving quality can be de-
veloped only when 1t is inherited.
There is much more to plowtng
than sitting I'D and holding the lines.
Similarity Of breeding stock pro-
duces offspring Of much greater value.
Give the stock plenty Of salt, and be
sure they drink an abundance Of wa
ter.
The most expensive help on some
farms Is the dog sent to round up the
cows.
The vegetable and fruit garden can
be made the most profitable acre on
the farm.
Success in dairy farming depends as
much on the man as upon any natural
condition.
In planting q new orchard It is far
better to use too much space than to
crowd the trees.
Sunshine, pure air and clean sur
roundings will do much to make the
dairy barn more attractive.
II you must use manure in the newly
planted orchard, better put It on top
Of the ground-never in the hole with
the tree.
Calves should have the milk warm
from the separator, and the pigs
should have their share sweet and in
the same way. ....
Not much use treating seed pota-
toes for scab II they are to be planted
in the same ground where the crop
was scabby last year.
Many of the good dairymen started
with Shorthorn and dual purpose
COWS. AS soon as they began to study
however, they changed.
Two eyes to the piece is the right
way to cut seed potatoes, but have
the piece large enough 80 as to give
the sprouts 4 good start
The common disk harrow found
upon every farm in the northwest Is
one Of the most valuable OF all the
implements used by the farmer.
In setting out trees the holes should
not be dug too far In advance. The
sooner the tree is set after digging the
hole the better the start It will make.
Enlarge the early orchard for early
fruits. It is rather difncult to have n
surplus Of early and late fruits. The
middle season Is more easily over
stocked.
The black raspberry thrives best on
land that lies well for natural drain
age. II can not be-grown on land that
is naturally Of q wet and therefore
cold nature.
Milking IL one Of the most impOr-
tant tasks on the farm and should be
so considered. II can scarcely DO
called a side issue when 30 much
profit depends upon II
The silo has now become almost q
necessity on the farm, II profits are
looked for. There are many farms
on which, It is not yet found, but the
number Of these Is decreasing.
Poor butter Il the curse OF the farm
dairy. II 10 better economy 70 sen
The butter.fat or the whole-miik than
10 try to manufacture the product It
home II you have not the equipment
with which to turn out high quality.
This equipment Il available and :. can
certainly Be secured or there should
b change n your plans
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22
Certainly.

Certainly.
Il think an elOpement is usually Q
blunder."
well. 1t Is q mistaken move"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

a Ths trailing nasturtiums are smong
the easiest ANNALS 10 grow and win
dive q supply Of flowers the whole
season. Plant when danger Of frost
4 past, o. IN pots or bozss. ana iians
1ISnt . IL opsn later.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Only q few farmers at the present
time have the ideal ration for dairy
cows, but they can and should ar
range to grow It on the farm and
have It on hand at all times.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

The best piece Of advice for a be-
dinner in poultry raising is to go slow
It first. Start with a few birds and
earn as you 90.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

It IL best not to let a new sitter
have eggs until you are sure she
means business. Give her two or
three eggs for q couple Of days and
see II abe IL q stieker.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Prune a little every year rather
han too much one year. It will be
much easier for you. and a great deal
better for the orchard.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

No one who has a first-class garden
8 ever heard to express any regrets
about Il. Not 30 the one who has none
md buys his vegetable in tin cans.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

II you are not sure whether or not
a hen IL broody enough to take eggs,
put your hand under her breast II
she grips It with her breast, she il
ready for eggs.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Once more through the corn Will
add many bushels to your crop. Muz-
lie the horse, use a short whiffetree
md cultivate shallow.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-05-22

Milking IL one Of the most impOr-
tant tasks on the farm and should be
so considered. II can scarcely DO
called q side issue when 30 much
profit depends upon It
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25

are eligible. The society has just
been inaugurated at Count Okuma's
residence by about 500 members, the
majority of them residents in the
capital, although the Oldest person
present, a woman named Mani
Shimuka, 113 years old, travelled to
Tokyo from the Yamaguchi prefecture
to attend.
Discuss Teeth, Diet and Spectacles.
The meeting was called for l
o'clock and by that hour most of the
members had assembled most of
them driving up in carriages or jim
rikishas, though not a few preferred
to walk. Conversation in the ante
rooms turned largely on subjects as
to the number of teeth retained by
the members, their diet and their use
or nonuse of spectacles.
Count Okuma made an eloquent
address but failed to hold the atten-
ton of his audience, most of whom,
tlthough they made ear trumpets of
their hands, could not catch his
words owing to the deafness of ad-
vancing age, and found themselves
lulled by the gentle hum. indeed by
the genial warmth of the autumn
sunshine into condition of pleasant
drowsiness.
Nami Shimuka Causes Laughter.
They were occasionally reused to
full wakefulness by the voice of Mani
Shimuka, who, justly proud of her
seniority, repeated at intervals, 1T is
/ who live TO be 113." punctuating
Count Okuma's speech often very
aptly, with this remark, in a manner
that sent those around her into fits
of laughter
Certain other old women used, like
the majority of aged women, to spend
almost the whole day in the Buddhist
temples uttered incantations over
their rosaries, evidently under the
impression that the sound they dimly
heard was the droning of some Budd-
hist priest. The strange gathering
eventually broke up at o'clock and
was voted a great success by all the
participants.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
LOCALS

Try Reetz' baths-you're next
l. c. Snyder, chimneysweep. r. 1912
S. Whipple, piano tuner. Tel. R. 24S1
For bottled sodas and beers, phone
John Gagen, Main 1T.
For rent-Furnished housekeeping
rooms. 502 Water street.
Wanted-Dressmaki $40 Jane
street. Phone Black 2211.
Have your wood sawed by the gas
oline wood saw. Phone Main 13.
For sale cheap-Coming four year
old Jack. A. T. Matthews.
Ladies wanting hair work done
can on Mrs. Cornwell. CIT Cosbie.
Just received, one carload of cedar
posts at ]. A. Borie Lumber Co.
If you want dry slab wood, phone
Main s.
Ice cream every day at o. Hoh-
bach's, Court street.
Fresh oysters, crabs and crawfish
at the st. George Grill.
Wanted-Good, clean rags at the
East Oregonian office.
For Rent-16O acres of farming
land. Call on n. Joerger, All Eddy
street. city.
To Rent-Furnished front room,
North Side. Price reasonable. Phone
Red 1902.
For sale-Good, gentle Jersey mich
COW. Inquire Penland Bros. Phone
Main 339.
United Orchestra. Music furnished
for all occasions. Dances a specially
Phone Red 1892 or Main l..
For sale cheap. Thirty horsepower
Buick automobile in first class con-
dition. Inquire this office.
Money to loan on improved eastern
Oregon farms. Correspondence in
vited. Sickenga Bros, financial
agents, North Yakima, Wash.
For teas, coffees and spices, try the
Pendleton Specially Co., 62S Main
street, Phone Main 476. All goods
delivered.
Good quarter wheat land, 2 miles
Echo, oregon, will exchange for stock
of merchandise or brood mares. C.
E. Averill, Garfield. Washington.
For teas, coffees and spices. try the
Pendleton Speciality Co.. cas- Main
street. Phone Main 47s. All goods
delivered.
For Sale-White Plymouth Roci
hens, one year old, at 75 cents each
laying now" Address Jos Kane, Pilo
Rock, Ore. r. r. /, 26.
Undersigned wishes to communi
cate with brother, Charles p. Jaquith
Any information concerning hin
thankfully received and rewarded
r. H. Jaquith, Laurel, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
IRRIGATED FARMS
ARE WEARING OUT
Government Making Efforts to Pre-
vent Deterioration of Reclaimed
Land nv Saturation.

NTOVeFnH1CiJ muhhtS EiiOitS W IEC-
vent Deterioration of Reclaimed
Land by Saturation.
Washington.-Dete or irri-
gated lands in the west has resulted
in efforts by the government to over
come what threatens to be a serious
danger to all the lands embraced in
the governments immense irrigation
projects.
DIR. B. T. Galloway, chief Of the
bureau of plant industry. In testimony
that became public, said that the de-
partment Of agriculture Is working
hard to overcome the recognized dan.
gers confronting farming on irrigated
lands.
DR.. Galloway's testimony was given
before tho house committee on ex-
penditures In the agricultural depart
ment. He said the department hoped
to be able to put irrigated farming
upon a firm basis for the future. The
danger lies not only in the alkali In
the soils Of irrigated lands when
washes down into other land, but al
10 in what the experts term as the
"wearing out" Of the satuation.
ct will go so far as to say, and II
NAV be somewhat startling" said Dr'
Galloway to the committee, that so
far as I have known, there never mas
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25

been any long continued irrigation in
semi-arid climate anywhere in the
world"
Congress is expected to appropriate
additional sums this year to contin-
ue the studies in the irrigated regions
where the agricultural experts are en-
deavoring to solve the problems con-
fronting agriculture.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
Specials!

We have for sale, a few of the IA
nous "Murdock" hydrants. These
hydrants when shut off drain thor
oughly and never freeze. This is the
only place in the Northwest where
they may be had. Beddow & Miller,
exclusive plumbers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
BALLAD FOR GLOOM.
For God, our God, is gallant foe
That playeth behind the veil.

For God, our God, is gallant foe
That playeth behind the veil
I have loved my God as child at
heart
That seeketh deep bosoms for rest,
/ have loved my God as maid to man,
But 10, this thing is best.
To love your God as a gallant foe
that plays behind the veil
To meet your God as the night winds
meet
beyond Arcturus' pale.
1 have played with God for a woman.
1 have staked with my God for truth,
I have lost to my God as man,
clear eyer,
His dice be not of ruth.
For l am made as a naked blade,
But hear ye this thing in sooth:
Who loseth to God as man to man
Shall win at the turn of the game,
have drawn my blade where the
lightnings meet.
But the ending is the same;
Who loseth to God as the sword blades
lose
Shall win at the end of the game,
y
For God, our God, is a gallant foe
that playeth behind the veil
Whom God designs not to overthrow
hath need of triple mail.
BY Ezra Pound.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25

Farmers Educational and Coop
erative Union, Pendleton Local No.
21, meets on the first and third Sat-
urdays of each month at 1880 at So
cial hall. H. A. ROSENBERG.
w. r. Campbell, President.
Secretary.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
LOSES JOB FOR TELLING.
Montana Deputy Veterinarian Mad'
Statement on Horse Disease.

= Missoula, Moft-The immediate
resignation Of DR.. ]. r. Ward of Mis-
soula as deputy state veterinarian was
demanded in telegram by his chief,
DR.. M. E. Knowles, from Helena as
the result of a statement by Ward for
publication that more than 1000
horses in Montana had died of dis
ease which he diagnosed as pernicious
anaemia.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
SAFETY FOR GIRL PADDLERs.
Canoe Club at o. a. c. Makes Rule
That Men Must Pass Swimming
Examination,

Oregon Agricultural College, Cor
wallis, Ore, Feb, 25,-(SpeciaD- To
protect the girls of the college against
possible danger the Canoe Club at the
Oregon Agricultural College has made
new rule that no man may take a
girl canoeing until he has passed sat-
isfactorily an examination in SWIM
ming and hadllng a canoe. The rule
goes into effect Oct. /.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25

If we can make satisfactory ar
rangements to sell on easy terms or
lease, we will build one or two mod
ern cottages in Pendleton this spring.
OREGON LUMBER YARD.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
Restaurant for sale.

Good paying restaurant for sale in
Hermiston, oregon. Run in connec-
don with Hotel Oregon. See Charlie
Chinaman at 1T w. Alta street. PEN
dieton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
MUST BE so YEARS. OLD
TO JOIN THIS SOCIETY

II Was Founded by Former japanese
Premier Who Says Man Should
Live to Be 1875.
Tokyo.-Count Okuna, the former
Japanese premier, who contends that
a man should be able to live, under
proper conditions, for 125 years, has
been elected to the presidency OF a
remarkable society, known as the
Kyagunun Kai, literally the Society OF
Centenarians, but. In point Of fact. an
.associatin for membership OF which
persons Of 50 years and over alone
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
Let the Auto Truck Haul Il.

Our specially is quick work. Phone
Main 339 for furniture and piano
moving short trips in the city or
transferring to the country. We haul
anything Penland Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
Wanted at Once.

The East Oregonian will buy your
old rags. Must be large and clean.
Bring or send them tn this office at
your earliest convenience.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
Social Dance,

AT Bagle-Woodman hall Wednes-
day evening, Feb. 26. Music by Unit
ed Orchestra. All are invited and as
sured good time. Admission SO
cents.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-02-25
Wanted at once.

The East Oregonian will buy your
old rags Must be large and clean.
Bring or, send them to this office at
your earliest convenience.