Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-15

ln4 Bic constitutional walk ur TINT
vofsitg hlil ono afternoon whom a
meta ronchman came along driving q
mtaeIty looking horse. Don't YOU
| know better than % drive that poor
horse un hlll - fnst7" said the good
old man. Up hin, Is itg" said Tim,
with q wgso smile. ''Oh. oogorry
what's me dincfenceg The Mage
lhNnd. and be can't see ~"
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A BOYS ESTIMATE THE wigCst
man on thls hers earth ~ paw he
knows q thousand times as much a4|
mHW The neishnors don't know neai
rs much az he. FEES run Of know
ledge ns h. can be. He knows just
how the nouseWork should be donef
and how this glorious country should
81 fen. lie knows exactly hcw NAV
I ought Ga drees--epd hos certain he
can do a for much icsa.--Field ana
Farm.
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THE DELAWARE representative
who quoted the Bibic TO show that
the convicts ought 70 Do whipped on
their bare backs has nothing on many
other scrlpfurally inclined gentlemen
who can nnd Ia the old or New Tos-
lament divine warrant for anythins
from stealing chickens 20 vofin8 the
Democratic ticket
L.
! WASHINGTON don't know exactly
what L Is going 20 DO or what Huerta
Is going TO DO. but L Is nevertheless
pleased. optimistic, gratificd and VIM
ldicatcd By whatever turn events VIII
likely snkc. Nothing like having a
disposition Hike that. whatg
D
O'sHAuGHNEssY feels confident
OF Success Ochone, an did ye liver
hear NV q man wild that name being
throuhlcd wild could fcotT
.
THAT FELLOW J0hT Doc simply
must be degenerate. low down. de-
PRAYED and hopeless cuss.
D.
IF DIPLOMACY Il the ART Of say
ing nothing well. Mr. Bryan is rap
idly rounding 20 one OF tho greatest
diplomats Of the age He Is becom-
ing so guarded in his speech, indeed,
that he will scarcely make q casual
reference to the weather.
--p-
JUDGING from his photos. Mister
Hucrta Is all he's cracked up 10 DC.
d
THE ENGLISH Suffrngette policy
Is being adopted by the adminlstra-
tion In Mexico. Don't Huert her" is
the cry.
| CHAT ISN'T really Ours--a friend
came In aud insisted we put Il in and
there seemed no polite way out OF
lit)
THE WHITE HOUSE wedding Is
but two weeks away ana the president
ID doubtless facing more than one
sort OF financial trouble just now.
o.
TYeaIeea There are s,567
people in Aibuquer-
information. quo who will post
pone their Christ
mas shopping until December a.
A rabbit that grows In Van Die
mons land ~ said 20 ave five whis-
kers on the left side and only four
on tho right
There are four million grains Of
sand ia the cubic inch In the bed Of
the Rlo Grande. The man who
counted them now rooms next door
to the violent ward.
The ayerage man smokes 1898
cigars In year. OF these ease are
given 10 him by travelling men and
four By preachers.
The cigarettes smoked by an hab-
itual smoker In year " placed end
10 end would extend from an under
taking establishment In San Francisco
Ia n cemetery In Ogaiaiia, Iowa.
Confirmed milk drinkers often
drink 4.55G.7s9 gallons o. milk In q
lifetime, or enough milk TO cover
socorro county TO depth Of eight
feet
IN Yuma county. Arizona, a cactus
grows which has spinos go long they
are used ny the natives for hshins
poles and hagsians.
Eight miles Of perfectly good roads
we're built by kurnel Sellers la the
white mountains IN eight minutes
last summer,
Tho latest series or names for pull
man cars are SO long that they have
90 be painted around the end of the
| car and back up the other side.
II an the trees IN the world were
: ono big TREE and an the oceans O."
. tho world were one big ocean ana nl'
tho axes were one big axe and ali inc
men one big man and ~ tho man
would take the axe and cut down the
tree and Il would fall into the ocean
Il would make considerable splash
3 A professional humorist lea Mel
bourne. Australia, was iynehed "a
four and half seconds boy STOP
watch which ~ believed 10 hold the
! Time record In auCn events.
o
AWFUIr-it Is roputcd the Thanks
giving iurkcys-olcct are going ON q
hunger strike.
o
INSOMNIA - said los medical oN-
perts 10 be- on tho Increase NOT al
laa dimcult 10 understand, however
Ia view OF the new income tax
ONE REASON the Southern Pace
| inc employees are striking is that they