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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
WITH FOREIGN FLAVOR
ORIENTAL DISHES WORTH ADD.
ING TO THE MENU.
Boiled Fish, In Armenian Style, Seems
Appetizing--stuffed Msekerel--
Shortcakes Made With Sour
Cherries-Oven Roast.

Boiled Ffsh-Armenian style. In
gradients: Three pounds OF ish, three
eggs, two lemons, two tablespoonfuls
butter, one bunch OF parsley. six to
eight slices Of bread. salt and pepper
to taste Method: Cleanse the fish
properly and leave in salt for one or
two hours. Then wash well and boil
In plain water, barely covering 1t, till
nearly done. Then fry the bread slices
in butter on both sides and arrange
side by side in q deep, fat pan. Now
take the water in which the fish was
boiled and mix 1t with the eggs, beat
en-, and the Juice of the lemons. Also
add the parsley, finely chopped, and
with one-half OF this mixture moisten
the fried bread in the pan. Over this
lay the fish and then pour over the
rest OF the mixture. Now simmer the
whole on a very slow fire till the fish
is thoroughly done. Serve very hot.
Stuffed acknowledgement Six
small mackerel. three tablespoonful
olive oil, five medium sized onions, one
lemon. two eggs, one bunch parsley,
one pinch curry, two tablespoonfuls
-four, salt and pepper to taste. Meth
cd: Clean the fish and put them in hot
water for ten to fifteen minutes TO
cause them to become slack; then cut
of the heads and break the backbone
at the tail After rolling them on a
ka he aIva 1F he
the backbone out very carefully
through the neck ends: then wash and
they are ready for stufing. Chop the
onions and fry them nearly brown in
part of the olive oil; then add the
parsley, finely chopped. the curry, and
salt and pepper to taste. With this
mixture stuff each fish. and after mix
ing 1t In batter made of the beaten
eggs OF -four Cor in crushed biscuits IL
desired) fry in plenty Of hot olive oil.
Serve hot, garnished with greens and
lemon
Oriental Shortcake With Sour Cher
ries-Ingredients Four or six slices
of dry bread, toasted; pint OF sour
cherries. half cup Of sugar, as much
butter as may be needed for frying.
Method: Fry the toasted slices Of
bread on both sides In butter. then,
after cooking the cherries and the su-
gar In just sufficient water TO be
syrupy. place in the fred slices Of
bread, one by one. When all have
been dipped and placed tn platter,
pour the remainder Of the preserves
over them and. after setting in hot
oven for from FIVE to ten minutes,
serve. Any sort of fruit preserve
may be used instead Of the cherries If
desired.
Oven Roast With Rice-Ingredients
Two or three pounds Of beef, mutton
or lamb, half a cupful Of rice. two or
three ripe tomatoes, salt and pepper.
Method: Boil the meat in a little
water, taking off the scum. When halt
done, place it and its little broth In a
vessel with the rice, the rice under
the meat and on top place the juice
of the tomatoes. Season with salt
and pepper and roast in moderate
oven till we'll done and all liquid has
evaporated. Serve hot with vegetable
salad.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
CLIMBING Up.

Art in America is net respected"
said Arthur Stringer, the poet and
novelist. What ice does a poet cut
among us compared with a Rockefel-
Ter or a Carnegie?
Poets are rated incredibly low
here. AS | reclined in hammock
poetizing on a farm lawn last week,
tramp approached and asked the
farmers wife for pie.
She gave him pie, and, while he
ate, they conversed. | heard a snatch
of their conversation.
You say you used to be a poet?
said the woman.
'Yes'm,' replied the tramp. That's
how l got my start"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Desperate Remedy.

From the roof of a building the
stranger looked down upon park
whose spare grass, scraggy shrubbery
and stunted trees we're almost tram
pied out of sight by human mob that
surged round speakers platform in
the middle of the park.
What's up?" said the stranger. "A
suffragist riot?"
Worse than that" said the guide.
The park grass has been in a bad
way for several months, and local
politician has called mass meeting of
the citizens to discuss plans for saw
ing It"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
important Measures Made Law.

Among the notable advances in the
legislative enactments of this year,
are the tuberculosis registration law
of Colorado; laws providing for sub
sides to local hospitals in Minnesota
and Wisconsin, an act providing for
the establishment of county hospitals
in Indiana, and the establishment Of
state bureaus for the prevention OF
tuberculosis in Ohio and California.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Careful Breeder

A breeder of fancy poultry, who
matches his chicks altogether with
hens, gets the straw mating around
bottles and tea, and lines his nest box.
es, to prevent possible breakage Of
eggs against the sides of the box. He
changes this frequently, as a precau-
ton AGAINST mites
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
He Had Observed.

The teacher was giving test on the
value of foreign money in America.
When it was little Harry's turn, she
asked
Harry, how much is a guinea worth
in this country"
Harry smiled and answered: "a dol
lar and a half day."-Everybody's
Magazine.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
FAR BETTER THAN oUIyINE

EIIKfr Habek cures malaria where
Quinine fails. and It can be taken with
impunity by old and young
Having suffered from Malarious Fee
yer for several months. getting no relief
from quinine and being completely brok-
en- down in health, Elixir Babek' effect
ed permanent cure. William F. MARI.
Elixir Bsbek so cents, all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczew-
SKI & Co. Washington. D. C
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Chill Sauce,

Boil together one hour IS ripe to-
matoes, two chopped onions, three red
peppers chopped fine, four teacups
vinegar, two tablespoonfuls salt, two
tablespoons ginger, four tablespoons
sugar, four tablespoonfuls allspice and
one of nutmeg. This makes three
quarts
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11

For renovating an iron bedstead
that has become shabby looking first
rub all the iron parts over with
cloth dipped in parafin. Then with
brush and can of white enamel paint
all over the bed; then let it dry, and
your bedstead will look like new.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
SPRAY MACHINE IS USEFUL
Power Pumped Through MOBILES as
Cart Moves Over FIeId-used
for Sowing Grass Seed.

Two Missouri men have patented a
useful farm machine in the spraying
apparatus shown in the illustration 1t
is merely the water-sprinkling idea
put to other uses. A light cart has a
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Poor Excuse,

why did you drop off the water
wagon"
1T was so crowded l couldn't get a
seat" explained the other man, lamely.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Availability In Prospect.

81 fear | am not worthy of you"
Never mind about that. Between
mother and myself | imagine we can
effect the necessary improvements
Chicago News.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Better Than TurpentIne.

II you desire to remove paint from
windows without using turpentine. try
moistening the edge Of silver coin
and rubbing the spot of paint, and you
will find It disappears like magic.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
The Tender Skin of Children

is very sensitive to heat. Use Tyree's
Antiseptic Powder for all summer skin
affections. 1t quickly affords the little
sufferer relief. Csc. at druggists or
sample sent free by ]. S. Tyree,
Chemist, Washington, D. C.-Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Not DIsorderly.

so you have been to the art exhib-
it,"
Yes, and | found several Whistlers
there"
You don's say! Why don't guard
put them out?"-Birmingham Age
Herald,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Practical Virtues.

How did that ne'er-do-well manage
to live?"
In hope that if he inspired enough
faith he might live on charity"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Gettina Close 10 Nature.

This is an interesting moving pic
ture OF frog culture
Yes. and if it were talking NOV
ing picture, we might even hear the
frogs creak."
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
To Whip Thin Cream.

When cream is too thin to whip,
add the unbeaten white of an egg. You
will then have no trouble whipping the
cream.-Better Farming.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Up AGAINST X.

That woodpecker may be persist
ent, but think he's beaten this time"
What's he trying to do?"
Drill hole into an iron trolley
pole"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Fashionable Sanitarlum,

The boss is worried about the new
patient"
He seems weak"
Yes; too weak to sign a check"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
ALWAYS MOVING,

Does Gubbles ever make a move at
the club meetings?"
"Oh, lots of them. He's got St vi.
tus dance"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
At the Railway Restaurant,

w FI'~
What shall order for lunch?"
Since you need iron in your blood,
why not order some railroad frogs"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
As Usual

who scored the new musical com
edy?"
The critics, chiefly"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
improving on the Idea.

rs that amateur musical organiza.
ton moribund?"
Its worse than that. It's as dead
az a door nail"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Not ALWAYS.

"A soft answer turns away wrath"
well. Jim Jones only got madden
when told him he was mushy."
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Queer Struggle.
No. SIX-SIXTY-SIx

This is prescription prepared es-
pecially for Malaria or chills and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case, and IL taken then as tonic
the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Mean Man.

Papa, want an ice cream sundae. "
"All right, dear, remind me of it
again, this is only Tuesday"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
They Probably Will.

"Women's skirts are to be tighter
than ever the coming season"
Il don't care, let .em rip"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Friendly TIP,

Ragman-Any old bottles today,
mum?
Woman-No; but you might try Mr.
Soakem's, next door; his wife's COM
ing back from the seashore tomorrow
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethng, softens the gums, reduces inf1amma-
tiouallays pain,cur wind collie ,25c a bottleAay
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Not for Iona.

Now l am twenty-one, and my
own master!"
Yes, but you are engaged"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
Sign.

rs this feast to be mad revel?"
Guess so; can see the champagne
bottles foaming at the mouth"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1913-09-11
The average yearly profit at the
Casino, Monte Carlo, is $5,000,OoO.

To Cure Sore and Tender Feet.
Annlv The wonderful, old reliable DIR pom
TER's ANTIsEPTIC HEALING OIL ESQ
Soc 500,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16

had," had given notice, though the
Begonias were paying her four dol
lars month more than she could
ever hope to get in the city. Begonia
was in the kitchen trying to prove to
Bridget that she was better oil IN
the country, where she could save all
her money and have an easy time.
From the kitchen window Bridget
looked out over the stumpage of
partially cleared stretch of "lovely
Acreville."
"'Tis saving money can be here
wild youse," she walled, "and it's
treatin' me right you have been. But
all the same Mr. Begonia, I'm that
lonesome it's back to the city I'll be
goin'. Sure n I'd rather be lookln,
out of a winder at twenty dollars
month and SEEM live people 60 by
than be always starin' out at lot of
dead tree stumps at thirty the
month"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
--s~-----------------------
ETHEL'S GUESS.

A southern mother was question
ing her little daughter in geography.
"Who was the first to 60 through
the straits of Magellan ?" she asked.
Magellan, with his squadron"
quickly replied the child.
''What do you understand by his
squadron, Ethel?"
The question was not in the book,
but Ethel was quite equal to the
emergency.
"Why, it's one of those women
that amt quite white, mother. -
Harper's Bazaar
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
FAVORITE FICTION.

Zone More Drink Won't Hurt
You, Old Chap"
asylum for the Oppressed of All
Nations"
Gentlemen, 1t Gives Me Great
Pleasure to Respond to This Toast.
81 Just Won't Apologize to Him !!
I'll Die First I"
''Miss Euphemia, I'm Sure We
Shall All Be Charmed to Hear You
Recite Selection"
"Why, Mamma, He Didn't Stay
Later than II O'clock"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
TAUGHT FLEDGLINGS TO SING
Methods of Mother Wren Were Thor
ough and Productive Of Most Sat
isfactory Results.

The real musicians are the birds,
and it is interesting to know that the
young fedglings, in some cases at
least, have regular singing lessons
from the mother. A wren whose
nest was in box near country
house was watched by the family as
she patiently instructed her little
ones. Placing herself on one side
of the opening, and in front of her
pupils she first sang her entire song
very distinctly. One little futterer
opened its mouth and tried to follow
her; but after few notes its voice
gave out and it lost the tune. Mann
ma Wren Immediately took up the
melody at that point, and sang it
through as clearly as possible, when
the youngster tried it again and fin
ished triumphantly.
Then the mother sang again, and
another nesting followed her, break
ing down as the first had done, and
beginning afresh. Sometimes there
were three or four failures before the
tune was carried through; but the
wren always began where the little
one broke down and sang to the end.
These singing lessons lasted for some
time, and several of them were given
every day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
NO GIFTS ON EXHIBITION.

Jimmie had been a naughty boy,
we presume, SO that there is a note
of pathos with the humor of the
conversation he conducted with the
little girl next door on the day after
his sixth birthday, says the Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
''Show me what you got for your
birthday, Jimmie" begged the little
girl.
81 won't do it," said Jimmie.
'Oh, please. Amt I nice to you ?"
"Yep. You're all right"
''Then show me what you got"
81 daresn't-honest. Margret, |
dare notw
Investigation revealed that the
poor kid had received nothing but a
spanking.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
SAXON HAS GIRDLED EARTH
Where the Thin Red Line Has Not
Gone Man Has Not
Found.

The Saxon has marked around
this earth, as no other race before
him, the scarlet circle of his power.
This thin, red Saxon line, so thin
with his numbers, SO red with his
blood, was made possible only by his
heroism and his racial fealty.
Where this line has not gone man
has not found. 1t has crossed every
sea; it has traversed every desert; it
has sought every solitude; it has
passed through swamps where only
the sacred ibis fishes; over sands that
have never been moistened; over
SHOWS that have never melted. There
has been no storm it has not encoun-
tered; no pain it has not endured;
no race it has not fought and no dis
ease it has not contended with.
This Saxon line has been to the
earth a girdle heroic and tragic,
binding within itself all the old and
ancient places of the world. 1t has
been silent in its duty, ignored in
its achievement and scorned in its
devotion. Yet it has given down to
this now neglectful race world such
as mankind has never known before;
an empire over which the sun and
stars shine together and where night
never falls nor day dawns.-From
'The Saxon and His Empire" by
Homer Lea.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
SAVING THE FRYlNGS.

A thrifty housewife was describing
some of her methods to a neighbor.
81 always save the grease from
ham," she said, because it makes
good fryings."
"What are you saving the good
fryings for?" asked her six-year-old
daughter.
The little girls brother, aged
eight, was prompt with the reply:
"Why, for Good Friday, of
course" youngstown Telegram.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
A WONDE r.

Ted-She seems to be a very
methodical girl about most things.
Ned-Very. She can find any,
thing in her work-basket without
emptying it into her lap, and sorting
it all over, bit by bit.-Puck.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
SECURITY

If you have something of value that you desire
Absolutely Protected from loss then you require the
best protection available.
At large expense this bank has installed the most
Modern Burglar Proof, Fire-P1 Proof Deposit Vault
that be found in this section of the County.
Always guarded by inside night Waterman. Pri-
booths to examine your securities
The incidental expense is small, ask your
inspection.
Wills kept without charge.
We offer what we'll be termed Absolute Security
Three per cent interest paid in savings Depart
ment and on Certificates from day received TO day
of withdrawal.
Accounts solicited
Capital and Surplus 100000
Assets over 81 100000
Lambertville National Bank
FRANK A. PHILLIPS President
GEORGE L. ROMINE, Vice President
". S. HUISHIZER, Cashier
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
MIGHT FIND SOME.

"The eggs of the great aux are
worth thousand dollars each. The
bird is extinct, but its eggs bob up
occasionally"
Gum. / think I'll give my cold
storage plant a thorough overhaul
ing"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
ALL TOO DULL FOR BRIDGET
Cook Preferred Place Where She
Could See Something, Though at
Pecuniary Sacrifice.

Gloom stalked into the home of
the Begonias in '1oyely Acreville,
we'll within the committing zone"
Bridget, who for six long months
had been "the best servant we ever
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
LAMBERTVlLLE, N. j

CAPITAL
SURPLUS AND UNDIVIDED PROFITS
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1913-10-16
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.

Transacts general banking business and
invites Individual and Commercial accounts.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-06
THREE REFORMS NEEDED

If we had a Lieutenant Governor III
West Virginia who could preside over
the Senate there would be no eXpen-
siye deni!ocks such as we have had
for he past Two years. II the Govern
Iur was empowered with the right to
appoint United States senator al
the expiration OF senator's term Of
Office. when his successor was not
elected, there would be no such qnib'
bling as we have had in this State.
The Legislators would get together and
elect somebody. 1t would he no adj
vantage to the minority 10 block an
election which is now made possible.
If we elected our United States Sen.
ators by direct vote OF the people it
would eliminate the whole tiresomc
business Of mrleyins away the pGo'
PIES time and wasting their money in
delay at each successive election of
the Senator by the legislature. These
contests always destroy the POSSIBLE
ity of cnacting any needed legislation
These are three reform that should
at once have the attention OF the pres.
ent session OF the legislature and our
Governor should embody these recon-
mpudutinnS I'm his message In that
body next Thursday. If he has not
already done so he should deliver
special message embodying these
points. II is the wise thing to do. 1t
is the economical thing to do. It
seems 10 be the only thing to do to
nrocure relief from such aggravated
situations as now confront us.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-06

rubber tires over an asphalt pavement.
The road is bunny and the water
wagon hits every Inequality along its
entire route. Occasionally passen.
ger Is Jared off and does not make
any effort TO resume the trip. The
scenery during the first part OF the
trip Is rather mouotonous and many
are the temptations TO drop off and
seek an easier and more inviting way,
but no man has ever stayed on for the
entire years trip aud said afterward
that he was sorry he did SO.
From a purely business standpoint
years cruise on the water wagon Is
about the best investment OF time
that man can make ana when he has
completed one years tour, he wants
20 take several more right in success
sion. The man never lived who made
success Of drinking whisRey and
success Of anything else at the same
time.
People are prone TO joke about the
water wagon that hauls up the first OF
the year for load Of passengers. IT
is no joke. for 1t has saved thousands
of men, restored their pride and self
respect as well as the respect OF 9th
crs. May the water wagon have Il
successful trip In 1919 and bring back
as large u percentage OF its originaI
Eacyscrger list as possible.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-06

swan song of the administration and
uttered prophecy Of the bright ru-
urc which he saw in store for the Re.
publican party.
I'll is very unusual" commenceu
The President, FOR the deceased 10
participate in the wake, but | think
thai a few remarks about the charac,
Ter of the deceased and the manne"
OF his taking of may not be amtss.
Tie President then summed up the
achievements Of his administration,
defending his stand in the tariff leg
islation fight and referring 10 the cor
pulation tax AS the bes: form Of In
come tax ever devised" He cham
pioned the commerce court, the pos
tal savings bank, the white slave act,
the employers liability act, the reel.
prority agreement with Canada, and
The arbitration treaties with England
and France. He called attention 10
the TACT that it was the Republican
party that cut down the expenses Of
the government built the Panama
canal and contributed to the peace oil
tho world by ending revolutions and
preventing wars in South America
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-06
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