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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28
Bed Time Stories
JOHNNY CHUCK HAS ANOTHER
ADVENTURE.

You see johnny and the old gray
Chuck had had a dreadful fight to see
who should leave THE Green Meadows.
and Johnny had won. 1t had been a
great fight. and more than once john
nv Chuck had thought that he should
have to give w. He thought of this
now, and then he thought with shame
of how he had Dragged and boasted
lust before the fight. What ii he had
lost? lie resolved that he would new
or again brag or boast. Flu he also
made up his mind that il n n
should pick a quarrel with him he
would show that he wasn't afraid.
1t was getting late in the afternoon
when Johnny finally felt rested enough
to go on. lie had got TO find a place
Chuck had been discontinued and had
given his house to Jimmy Skunk and
had started out to sec the world. lie
hobbled along. for he was very stiff
and sore. until he came to the edge
of the Green Meadows where they met
the Green Forest. jolly. round. red
MIR. Sun was almost ready to go down
to his bed behind the Purple Hills.
Shadows We're already beginning to
creep through the Green Forest.
Somehow they gave Johnny Chuck
had had when he first left his old
home. You see. he had always lived
out in the Green Meadows. and
how he was afraid of the Green For
est in the night.
So instead Of going into the Green
Forest he wandered along the edge
of it,. looking for a place in which to
spend the night. At last he came to
a hollow log lying Just ont in the edge
of the Green Meadows. Very carefully
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28

Top row. left to right: Senator
Robert L! Owen. Senator r. NJ.
Simmons. and Rep. Oscar W. Under.
wood. Al. tho bottom, Rep. Carter
Glass (lcft) and Speaker Clark.
Observation-Disclosures congress meets
in special session early next month
the task of framing and putting
through a new tariff law will fall
largely upon three men-Representa.
tive Oscar w. Underwood of Alabama,
chairman of the house ways and
means COMMITTEES: Senator +. NJ. Sim
mons of North Carolina. chairman OF
the senate finance committee. and
President Wilson. The law will be
the Underwood or the Underwood.
Simmons" law.
Undoubtedly President Wilson will
play a much larger part in framing
the tariff law of 1913 than President
Taft played in framing the tariff law
of 1909. Mcssrs. Wilson, Simmons
and Underwood begin their work in
perfect harmony, and with the prom
Use to revise the tariff downward in
accordance with the pledges of the
democratic platform.
AS went pretty thoroughly
into the tariff question only a year
as0, 1t is likely that not much time
Will be spent in debate over the yari.
Gus schedules. Senator Simmons pre-
diets that inside of twelve weeks after
the Underwood bill Is introduced in
the house 1t will go to the white house
for the signature of the president.
Although it Is likely thai congress.
Will not go much further at the spe-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28

last v years the mortality among
unworthy medical schools has been
most satisfactory. The number of
such schools in the United States has
been reduced by about one-third and
the of students attending them
by about on%e-quarter, IL this di-
minution has occurred in exactly the
places where it ought to occur
namely, in the elimination of the unfit.
The section devoted to education
n politics discusses not only the re-
cent remarkable changes in the Uni
Ncrsity of Oklahoma. the University of
Kentucky. the University of Montana,
but alos e with two other Ten
denotes in political life which are pro-
foundlN affecting education: first, with
the rivalry which comes from compet-
ing state institutions, and secondly
with the practice inaugurated almost
within the last ten years in
states where there are no state uni
versities. of Substituting institutions
that .are under private control. In Il
number OF states this process has
gone on until it has enormously in
creased the number of privately con-
trOlled institutions which share in
state appropriations. So marked has
this tendency econ that the uues-
ton of state appropriation to educa-
tion without state control is one
which ought now to be frankly and
squarely met.
Under sham universities the report
deals with conditions such as hold.
for example. in the District of Co
lumbia. where commercial enter
priscs without endowment or facilities
are chartered as educational institu-
tons under the loosest conditions
which enable them to appeal to tho
credulitN of ignorant students
this and other countries
under high-souding names and under
the shelter of charters granted Inv the
general government. "A bill now bc-
fore congress aims to correct this sit
uation.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28
'ActA ~! ; A 5x|FEBI HE{p
1t is One of the First Signs of Kidney
Troubles. IL Neglected. Serious
Diseases Follow.

No one can be we'll and healthy
unless the kidneys work properly and
Keep the blood pure. When they be-
come clogged up and inactive, nature
has a way Of warning you.
is n of the first symp-
toms. Q may III be troubled with
d~isagreeable, annoying bladder disor-
ders; have attacks of lumbago or
rheumatism; become nervous. tired,
n feel all Worn out; puffy swellings
show under the Eyes. or in the feet
and ankles; and many other symp-
toms are noticed. If they are neg
lected, dropsy. diabetes, or Bright's
disease, which SO often prove fatal,
may result.
1t is not only dangerous, but need.
less for you to suffer and endure the
torturcs of these troubles, for the new
discovery, CroXone. quickly and sure.
ly ends all such misery.
There is no more effective remedy
known for the prompt cure of all such
troubles than this new. scientific prep
aration. occause 1t removes the cause.
1t .soaks right into the kidneys.
through the walls and Innings: cleans
out the clogGed up pores; n~eutraliZcs
and dissolves the poisonous uric cid
and waste matter that lodge in the
joints and muscles and cause those
terrible rheumatic pains. and makes
the Kidneys filter and sift the poison
out of the blood, and drive it from
the system.
You will find CroxOne different from
all other remedies. There IL nothing
else on earth like it. 1t is SO prepared
that 1t is practically impossible to take
it into the human system without re-
suits.
You a ecnre an original pack.
of C'roSone At trining cost from
any itrst-class drug store. All drug
gists are authorized to personally re-
turn the purchase price il CrOxOnc
should fail in a single case. Three
doses n day for a few days IL often all
that Is ever needed to cure tho worst
lackach". relieve rheumatic pains, ar
overcome urinary disorders.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28
new YORK DAY BY DAY

"The duke lost his money!" said the
candid friend. who would ever ask
for a 'knusperchen' when he wanted Il
biscuit:"
Schelling and the duke We're riding
on n of tho small German railroads
one day. when the conductor-or the
official who that title
came through to collect their fares.
1t was the custom of the conductors
to use the French word ticket in
speaking to the passengers. But this
conductor was different. lie demand
ed Of the duke and the musician their
"fahrscheims.
Gut. gut" shouted tho duke. lie
gave the conductor IL lecture on the
virtue of his act. He showed that their
beloved German tongue was being cor
rupted by the kissing and clacking of
a vile language devised by their her.
editary enemies. He shook hands with
the amazed official because of the
patriotism displayed. Finally lie pulled
out a gold piece and handed it to the
conductor. with Il final word of COM
mendation.
"Merci. mcrci." said the conductor.
schelling is on terms of particular
Franz of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
whose chateau is near Schclling's
WI on Lake Geneva. On n occa-
sion a Howhenzollcrn hefiir came to
visit the Schwcrins. and. seeing Schci-
ling disporting himself on the lake in
a catboat. begged to Join him. In the
middle of the lake n flaw Upset the
tipsy cat. and Schellins had a vision
of a 1%7-ycar-old German princclins
splaslling into the lake by his side.
eff the Hohcnzollern is drowned"
he thought. "a Schwerin will succeed
him. What will he said of Schelling
the American and Schwerin's friend,
who drowned the Hohcnzollcrn in the
lake,"
For a vast number Of reasons Schel-
ling was always YER glad that the
young man did not drown.
Perhaps it is because Schelling is so
simple and unaffected. but one gathers
the idea that the grand dukes are a
set of pretty good fellows. after all.
Once' the prince regent of Brunswick
was to call upon Schelling at the lat
ter's Genevan chateau. 4 telephone
message from the railway station in
formed the Seedlings that the train
would arrive at 4:3o O'clock p. m.
A visit from royalty is always a cere-
monious affair. Tho Schelling servants
rolled the red carpet down over the
gravel walks from the gate to the
front door, and at 1870 all the servants.
dressed in their best liveries. were lin
ed up. yes fixed and chins erect. on
either side Of tho carpet. On the ver-
anda the Seedlings II a few guests
Were effectively groupd. At ) o'clock
no M had come. and the chin mus
clcs of some of the servants were he
ginning to sag. AT 5:15 o'clock every
one gave up the prince regent for lost.
and tea was ordered. The Seedlings
and their guests were served. Then
the pipeclayed and liveried servants
wre dismissed to the soothing pot.
MIR. and Mrs. Schelling We're %exchang-
Ing condolences over the rim when
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28
DEMS TO PLAN
- 1916 LINEUP
Congressional Committee to
Reorganize April g. Chair
man Lloyd Quits.

Washington. March eS.-The DEM
ocratic national congressional com
mittee viii be r%eorganizcd at a meet.
ing in this city. probably April Q, to
carry on campaign work.
Representative Lloyd of Missouri.
the chairman. who shortly will issue
the call for the meeting, has asked ia
be relieved of the office. feeling that
he has served long enough.
Finley and johnson i'm Race.
Representative David T.. Finley of
South Carolina. now first vice chair.
man and chairman of the house com.
mittee on printing. Inc Ben johnson
of Kentucky. chairman of the house
committee on the District of Colum.
bia, have been Endorsed by their re-
spective state delegations for the
chairmanship.
Representative A. Mitchell Palmer
OF Pennsylvania has resigned as Sec
ond vice chairman to devote more
time to the democratic national com.
OF which he 10 the Pennsyl-
vania member.
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Johnny Chuck examined it. to be sure
that no one else was using 1t.
Its just the place I'm looking for"
he said aloud.
Just then there was a sharp hiss. a
very fierce hiss. Johnny Chuck felt
the hair on his neck rise as it al
ways did when he heard that hiss,
and lie wasn't at all surprised when
he turned his head to lind MIR. Black
snake close by. Mr.. Blacksnake glid-
cd swiftly up to tho old log and coil
ed himself in front of the opening.
Then he raised his head and ran out
his tongue in the most impudcnt way.
Run along. Johnny Chuck: I've de-
clded to sleep here myself tonight
he said sharply.
Now. when Johnny Chuck was a
very little fellow he had been in great
fear of MIR. Rlacksnake, as he had had
reason to he. And because ne didn't
know amy better he had hcen afraid
ever since. Mr.. Blacksnuke knew
that. and so now he looked as ugly
as he knew how. Rut you see he
didn't know about the great figh, that
Juhrnv Chuck had Just won.
Now, to win an honest fight always
maAcs one feel very strong and Very
sure of oneself. johnny looked nj MIR.
Elarksnakc and saw that MIR. T:lack-
snake didn't look half as big as john
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28
Dinnic viii Attend.

Fargo Courier News: James Dinnie
Of Grand Forks. district deputy grand
exalted ruler III the Elks az North Da-
kota. has signilied his intention to he
present ut the meeting OF the lodge
which will he held in the new hall
April .12 when he will install the Of
iiccrs. and assist in tho opening ccrc-
monies incident to the first meeting in
the, new quarters.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28
II EJ |1E}|!yBER|th 4 |4EREyp,Ll,
Thousands of Sufferers Have Found
Skin Health at Last.

Have you suffered for weeks.
months, or ven years with eczema or
some other itching. burning. unsight-
ly eruption. that makes daytime =,
misery II night a torment: Have
YOU tried treatment after treatment in
vain. and. perhaps. given up in dcs-
pair: THOUSANDS whose skins are
now clear have gone through this
same pitiful experience. \, last they
tried Resinol ointment and Rcsinnl
Soap. The soothing. healing. anti.
septic Resinol meditation stopped the
itching instantly and soon all trac,
OF the disease was gone.
Why don't You profit by their en-
perience and let Resinol stop your
skin trouble. too" Resinol is ii ply
sician's prescription which has been
used by other doctors for eighteen
Years in the treatment Of all sorts al
skin humors. sores, boils, wounds. and
piles. You can Use Resinol Otntmen:
and Resinol Soap freely with the per
feet assurance tina, it contains no,hin;,
that could injure the tenderest SKIN.
For liberal free samples write To
Dept. las. Iicsinol. baltimore. Md.
Rcsinol is sold 10y every druggist in
the United states.
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coward. With a fierce hiss he rushed
right at Johnny Chuck, expecting to
see him turn tail and run. But john
NY stood his ground and showed all
his sharp teeth. Instead of attacking
Johnny Mi. B~lacksnakc glidcd past
him and sneaked away through the
grass. Johnny Chuck chucklcd as n.
crept n the hollow log.
Only a coward runs away without
fishting." he murmured slecpily.
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ny had always thought he did. He
made up his mind that as he had
found the old log first he had the
hest right to it.
II found it first and I'm going to
keep it," snapped Johnny Chuck. and
with every hair on end and gritting
his teeth he walked straight toward
Mr.. E~lacksnake.
Now, Mr.. Blacksnake is a great
buffer. while at heart he is really IL
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28
FL1MsY STORY
Mrs. Pope Says She Didn't Know
Conn Obtained Jewels Crilnjnallv.

Conn Obtained Jewels CrininaIlv.
San Francisco. March 2s.-Hayinr
turned over $1,000 worth of iewelry
to the police. Mrs. katherine Pope,
who has just been brought back from
Detroit to account for her relations
with Owen D. Conn. the Isl. 900. 900
burglar" declared today hat she had
taken no more of Conn's plumber out
Of San Francisco. and reiterated her
statement TINT she had no idea Conn
was obtaining his funds and Jewels
by criminal means.
The police place little credence in
her story. but believe she will tell
more in a few days. No date for ar
raignment has been fixed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28

a pleasant gentleman looked over the
screen across tho open door of the
dining room.
Dear me-" said the pleasant gem
tleman, "is no ono at home?'
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-03-28

cial session than to pas; a new tariff.
law. currency legislation may he con
Senator Owen of Oklahoma.
chairman of the reconstructed senate
Oh banking. is said 20 favor
the passage of some sort Of currency
legislation this summer. Representa-
tive Carter Glass will head the new
The evening world., 1913-02-12
MANNING'S BLACK MAKEUP
GETS HIM IN TROUBLE.
Arrested Trying TO Break in at
BeefSteak Party and Is Held
by Magistrate.

Why Paul r. Manning. nephew Of
the recently appointed Supreme Court
Justice David +. Manning. should have
blackcd his face and hands and
Insisted upon attending n beefsteak
dinner In the old Metropoie Hotel at
No. AZ West Forty-third street. TO
which he had not been invited, were
matters In issue before Magistrate
O'Connor in the West side Court to-
day. Manning. who IL twenty years
old and the son OF John n. Manning. a
real estate broker Of No. las Broad
way. and who lives at No 2i4 East
sixth street, PlainHeld. appeared at
the rsthskeller Of the hotel AT . o'clock
this morning and insisted on forcing
his way into the room. When he grew
boisterous In his efforts to become one
OF the guests at the beefsteak party he
was arrested.
Young Manning declared that he was
engaged In writing ~ series OF articles
on life in the underworld for a syndicate
OF Western papers. and that he had
wanted to attend the becfsteak dinner 10
get materials for his stories Magis-
trate OConnor held him In 500 bail
while a probation officer got In touch
with members Of his family
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around tho arena three times and then
marched of, the turbaned Turks prompt
ly evoluting-or deyolnt,ng-In,o an army
Of the cloakroom bows
-. ru. seourAn eo,ia
r..,.,s,c,
oS"S'N~'
II was then that the brass secOon
OF the band struck up ROW. ROW.
Row and out prsnced Carroil ana
King. who OF late have been pirouet'ins
at Louis Martins. How the crowd ap-
plauded their spontaneous dancing
They done II different the last time
saw them said Inspector Lahey.
The Count Andre leaned forward IN
his fabricated box. He c'utchcd the
front raj, OF u convulsiyely. He roiiei
his eyes ceilingward. To look NJ the
Count one would have thought tha'
iars vienna or CAIRO never saw any
thing to equal howard ana carToii'
Qnehe maghinaue' 9ueil fiSaue
one ~" the counts hps frame W Nv
Sazed'
fretty punk don't you tnlhk'
auiren inspector lane! OF one Oh "s
zen deputies worn 10 . .neu1 any. any""e
Tho, ,Iow.,d ,br,w Corrol,-.yr car.
rolt ,brev Iowari-ov. cArrp,l's or
I,,vard.s shoulder. pcpr,um OF devil
.b,css I'm, Carroll, and Howard were
no, IN have the floor nil alone. out
rrancc1 tho Kennedys. who. one gath
e-cd had ,n,or,lIoj their amateur
standing IN ou,,e . considerable extent.
But they couldn't out.Howard Howard
or out. carroll Carroll. and the latter
team won the first prize for the turkey
trot contest. But tho Kenncdys got the
second prize and appeared contcnted. as
enc observed them later on slipping
bottled beer with George e. Cook Of
,hi. city and elsewhere.
What might be called the most daring
gown was worn by Miss Rosalie Minerva
she said call her Blondie--who II with
but never mind the name Of the show.
~ Miss Minerva particularly requested
81 not to be mentioned. AS II might iden-
,ify her to a certain party Miss Min
erva was Hastily attircd as a Bird Of
Paradise. modelled on plans and specif,-
cations OF that celebrated fowl while in
q mouiting state.
s,Rp sEep FOR M,ss MINERVA.
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no"no., aw..a.d MI" v,norvs a nr,z.
$500. =, 81. .as. u,,. ,h,. n.m.
80 .. a. y. III L.. 80. wad.-
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t.. 90 81. u,,,,ia,. a.,
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Franc. ana V-.-.uein sian.

CARACAS, Venezuela. Feb. Il The
protocol of the agreement to settling
the differences between France and
Venezuela was signed here yesterday b.
Jose L. Andara, Venezuelan Minister
for Foreign Affairs. and baron Louis
Loveoaue d'Avril. the French Commits
sioner. The reception of Baron d'Avrll
By the Venezuelan Government was
very cordial and both parties appear
satisfied with the agreement
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discoursing Oriental music on his fiddle
in the van. The parade circulated
around the arena three times and then
marched of. the turbaned Turks prompt
ly evoluting-or devoluting Into an army
The evening world., 1913-02-12

LONDON. Feb. 1.-THE poll Of the
metropolitan school teachers. 1900 male
and 5000 female. on the question OF
equal pay has resulted In An over
wheining majority against the propo.
sition. Most Of the women voted with
the Noes. an the proposal involved cut.
ting the mems pay.
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COOPER UNION ALUMNI
TO HOLD DINNER TONIGHT,
Andrew Carnegie, the Mayor and
J. p. Morgan Jr., to Be Among
the Guests.

Cooper Union alumni. the president OF
whom is Edward A. Miller Of ~, will
hold their annual dinner tonight at the
Park Avenue Hotel. The occasion
marks the ffty-fourth anniversary Of
the founding Of the institute and the
one hundred and twenty-second of the
birth Of It's founder. Peter Cooper.
Among the guests will be the Mayor.
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ARABIAN NIGHTS
TURKEY TROT FEST
SUCH A NICE YAWN
Denatured Carnival" With
Police Chaperonage and Bill
Brady at the Garden.
REAL DEVlLlSH REVEL.
Adele Richie and Mr.. Ellis
Awarded the First Prize
by N. lie Count.
REAL DEVlllSH REVEL.

You remember that night long aso
when you were COINS TO meet Tom and
Dick and Harry and go out and pat
"pinxit' on the town And do you like.
wise recall how somehow Things didn't
work out Just as you'd thought they
would? The care-frcc revelry wouldn't
reveI. any more than the deviitry would
devil.
Recalling all this and applying the
same formula TO Tho Arabian Nights
Ball and Turkey Trot Carnival Cby per
mission OF william J. Brady. which took
place last night and this morning at
Madison Square Garden, the result
works out the same. q. L. ID. queer.
srratic doings). Somehow things never
live up to the posters.
Madison Square Garden has seen many
weird disguiscs In Its time. but last
night-and this morning-it was be-
dixened In Cory Corner set Of trim
mings which called forth the entire re-
sources Of tho rug houses along Fourth
avenue. not TO mention those In Browns
VILE and cnvirons. Above the dancing
noor extended panopiy Q. o'acN Some
'h'hs or otner s'uuaeo wtn 'ncAhaes-
Genus IN 'he centre OF the osroen'
nnder tho SADIE roonng' was ooupie
orchestra. brass and string. When the
brass blew itself out. the string came
In. and-as Norris Gest. MANAGER Of
the ball said-vice verses.
At midnight there was . tense thrill
OF expectation hanging. a. Il were. sus-
pended In the air throughout the vast
space OF the huge arena where one
was won't to sec An other words. In.
spector Lahey was on the Job with ten
evening-clothsd detectives TO sec that
no raw stun was pulled. And II wasn't.
New York 10 becoming better day by
day." said the inspector In An author.
lied interview. you can see nothing
here to offend the most fastidaoA. In
fact-as one might say-it II an sduca-
ton In the Oriental, q liberal curricu.
lum Of wha; the turkey trot may be
when produced under the personal and
Right here somebody pulled the sleeve
OF the inspectors blue Melton over
coat and informed him that Adele
Richie and Melville Eilis were on the
floor (by permission Of the Winter Gar
den) and were 0abydss,yins.
'1Icyi Cut II out. Will your admon-
ished the inspector. showing back his
fuzzy hat with an ar Of authority and
then Miss Richie In Schzeradaan garh
and Mr.. Ellis rejoined the rest Of the
Winter Garden company in q BOX "a.
Joining that occupied by Count Andre
de Fouquifes. who one noticed on the
programme. was honorary president
Of The affair. Later he awarded thu
prtDe for the best dressed man 70 Mr.
Ellis and the prize for the best dressed
woman TO Miss Richie. The prisss wsr,
either 100000 or $1,000 or nve some.
fhiug. Anyhow, the gallant count. VII,
caAs here with introduotions 70 Mis-,
AaAs Morgan and other irrsproachsbl,
nsmbsrs Of New York society and Of
hciatsd under two red hshts a. judg,
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state Engineer John A. Bensel, John e.
Parsons, Andrew Carnegie. J. PleIpont
Morgan jr.. H. Fulton cutting, Peter
Cooper Hewitt. Edward H. Hewitt, the
Misses Hewitt and profs. Charles X.
Richards and Alfred r. Spice.