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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

Father will Spnnh around In two
feet " winter and ruin q good suit OF
clothes 10 rave articles In q strangers
house during n thirty cent nre But II
the pan under the lcebox flows over he
viii 30 ulrtillrs and wake mother no
she ciln come down and mop II up
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

Mother iafter the weddlngl--Weli,
our daughter and her husband are OF
at last What is II that troubles you.
Iohnl Father don't quite like that
Young fellows parting words. He
didn't say "Goodby;" he said "Au re.
volt" Boston Transcript.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

Trnmp- YES. Indy. ! loved a RirI. Hhe
wouldn't hev me. and ! hecame wan-
dcrer Woman roor chap. II she had
married YOU MI would have hepn we'll
Tramp oh, ! dunno Me friend out 10
de- rond dere ls de Teller wot got hertz
Puck.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

"what makes you stand on one fool
and move your shouIder in that wayy
asked the Nnlnp
"well." replied the crane. there's ne
chance of my learning TO sing 40 In
practlclnR 10 aee n emit become d
classic dancer. Washington stnr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

There II man whose wife make,
him get up NO often 10 hunt burglar
that he nays he Ia going to let her gei /,
divorce and marry night watchman
washington Star
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01
os,,lno

I'VE could have settled our din.
cultiea by tossing q coin. Instead we
spent a lot or money In going to law"
"well7"
u understand the jury Hettled the
whole mutter by tossing u coln."-
Kansas City Journnl
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

Mrs Crawford wis ~ glad to
End her out when called. Mrs.
Cruhshnw- knew YOU dldu't like eavh
other IN told her when you were
going to call--Judge
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

willie Paw. what Ia the smoke nui.
sancpr raw.-Tbe fellow who ia al.
why's borrowing matehsa, my SON.
CInelnnnII EnquIrar
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

Wet feet or clothes "glvc us cold'
because the evaporation absorbs the
heat no rnpldly from the surface Of the
body that ltr temperature Ia lowered
beneath the normal thereby straininp
the organs Of the body aud resulting
IN what we call cold
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

A philosopher says, "a man worhipH
whit he rnnnoi understand II he II
referring tu women he iS rorrect-New
Orleans picayune
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

In Massachusetts Nil streams OF wa.
ter unsuited for drinking must ba
marked 80 that the fact cannot be
overlooked.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

" we make the most Of opportuni.
ties, opportunities vii make the most
Of ua. --Old Saying.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

Two Russian Nientists have decided
that distilled water Is the best presery
ative for rubber that has to be stored
for long time
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

Mn. Honk-Colonel Hook is a con.
grcHeman at large, isn't hei Honk =.
Yes They haven't arrested him yot.-.
Puck,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

wigg-I suppose Mr Pneurich has
the hest Of everything waEg- We'll.
perhaps the best Of everything except
mnnneIs. Philadelphia R,-'ord
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

Nnt only strike when the iron n hot,
hut make II hot by striking Cllver
CROMWELL.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

The sovereign. value % abllllngs. was
iirst used In iii2G In 1000 the largest
coin In general use IN England was the
noble, value 10 shlllInga.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-11-01

Chance eensrnlly faVOrs the prudent
--JUubert
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
Brigham Young

NfORN1ONS throughout the length and breadth of the land
AN celebrated June being the hundedth and twelfth
nversay of the birth of Brigham Young the founder of that sect
While that the modern does not admire
many the of that faith least they taught when
poygamy the cannot be denied that
the pioneers of the holds higher place
than Brigham Young declares he Pueblo Leader After being
driven from place place because the unlawful of hav
several he led little band of faithful into the wilder
ness of the land filled with danger and unknown foes
Weary they oed week after week and month after month";
doubling their leader would bring them the land
se The end of their trip the Salt Lake basn then de-
scbed the heart of the great American desert There
he and his followers built magnificent turned the waters from
the mountains irrigation che and made the parhed soil Of
the wonderfully fertile section give forth and fruit His
along this line led Others of the faith also
the wd of the He the father of irrigation which today
enrchng mankind He ruled his people with firm hand
and he built great Setting aside the religious aspect
his the world help but admire this of wonderful
character and oroehe who the real agricultural pioneer
of the country OF the Rocky mountains.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
THE DAILY SENTINEL
OUT OF The ORDINARY

Usually you forecast accurately just what ideas will be
advanced and what advice will be given speaker
eced deliver the address class of graduates
his not the of Rabbi Friedman the distn-
gushed Jewish clergyman Of Denver who addressed the high
school graduates last night His talk that the
dnar channels and opinion the orcefu effect
address of its kind delivered in this years
After hearing Rabbi Friedman last night we readily realized
why he such for good the capital city and why for
than twenty he has welded such great helpful
fuenee only among the people of his but
people OF all classes He is of splendid personality high
ideals and brilliant attanments. That he unseh
proven by the great work he has accomplished in Denver
The talk last night that should deep I'M
all who heard it, Especially should Friedman
definitions of failure and his portrayal of the roads
that lead to both haye appealed the young people He brought
out great of mighty truths a and vigorous way
We feel that we gained much by hearing brilliant Jewish
leader and thinker last night
The high school graduates made no mistake in selecting hin,
for their commencement oratory.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
You and l

You and quiet morning will be left to sleep away,
There will be trying duties waiting for weary hands,
There will be hateful problems disturb through the day.
We shall heed beggars pleading and loud
mands.
There will be fret will heed warning cries;
We will have foolish of the rich of the strong
We will neither borrow troubles indulge hopeless sighs
We will covet distinctions that others may belong.
We will not be forced hurry will have ills to bear
All the that haunt will have shrnk nothing
1t will matter nothing if the day be dark fair
We will cover up blunders it better confess
You and some peaceful morning will be left to sleep away,
We will hear complaining, will hear sigh
Not enemy shall seek with hateful word say,
Yet face the future trembling and afraid die
s. T. Kser
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
ITS REFRESHING
TO SEE t

Right now when you hear the pess-
imistic note on many sides: when
some people will tell you Just what is
the matter with us. and some more
things that will be the matter with
us-now-
Confidence in the Future is re-
freshing-Loeffler has always been
optimistic. and is so now. have
confidence in today-have no fear OF
the morrow-no matter how the day
or the condition of things in gem
eral. You will find in this store
y step forward every day: / am
making a better store for you. and a
better store and reputation for my
self
There is no slackening up of stock
Today and yesterday and the day be-
fore big loads of seasonable goods
are being unloaded, and ! am placing
them on sale at an attractive price
that can have only one result: Salts
fled customers and a good trade for
myself
Just a day or two ago ! have placed
on sale a line of Norfolk Coolcloth
Suits Michaels Stern make. These
are good value at S22.5O, but ! am
selling them at SI1.5O.
On other instances, | have lust
placed on sale big line of Summer
Work and Dress shirts at soc. See
one OF the lines in my windows now
They are worth at least Use. Keep
your eye on this store-it's going
ahead all the time
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05

One Of the most important offerings
of the current season at the Park
opera house is the first presentation
here of Neil Twomey's delightful
dramatization of Gene Stratton-Por-
ter's charming story "F'reckles." which
is announced for "Wednesday, June H.
The fact that there have been more
readers of this story than any other
book published in a decade fair es-
innate Is In the millions-makes the
dramatization of the utmost import
ance to the dramatic world
"Frockles' as drama is stronger
than "Freckles" as a story. The char
acters live, love aud have adventure
one can see and hear, there is moth
ing left to the imagination. ID. l..
Martin, under whose management the
present tour is conducted. has made
the production of "Freckles" exceed
ingly elaborate and has assembled a
company of unusual excellence for
the presentation of this charming
story play '-n
The music for. the play aud the
ongs rendered by Freckles are by the
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05

Sentinel Want Ads get results.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
Socialists Had Best of 1t

Asst night we printed lengthy reply from well known local
Socialist TO the letter recently addressed The Sentinel by
ohn Connors Cripple Creek who has large property interests
here. -. - H. ca;... h,,.
n the time we hardly thought he had been correctly informed con
nno some of the matters he discussed he letter last night
% T;dled Mr. Connos that Socialists rarely
ever reelected to office
In arravinp figures and details against the Socialists anyone
the attack wants his information correct for
there are always some well read and well fortified Socialists ready
to call him.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
Portland's Commission

DORTLAND Oregon has just installed the commission form
of government this week Harrison r. Abee elected
as the first mayor under the form Besides electng
four other commissioners and an auditor elected
Under form the mayor receive salary OF $4,000
and the four commissioners SIS 900 each.
There were eighty candidates for the offices.
Porands new form of government embraces the recall and
many other up-to-the emnute civic features.
Many of the Grand Junction form ideas were included
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
By The Wholesale

CFNATOR Thomas admits that he has received letters and
kilograms Colorado protesting against reduction OF duty
ON lust as has claimed by the Republican dope factory
and printed generally andpa sheets throughout the
state show what extent the real people OF the state were De
nd them however, the that OF ten OF
these worded dencay with the exception
of the signature that further investigation would
proe thar large majority the signatures fictitious he
trust press agent has made number of serious bunders OF
Empire.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
About Time

EOR weeks we have realized that about ripe
of the big and fright
President Wilson and his tariff reduction program by
ing panic Wall Street
Yesterdays action the Street indicated that the
about to be pulled off.
Well the man in the White House isn't the kind that be
work
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
WOMAN WHO KEPT LIGHT
BURNInG FOR SWEETHEART
DEAD IN AMSTERDAM, n. Y,
Associated Press.

Associated Press.
Amsterdam. \. V. June Miss
Julia Frank. ~. died here today. She
was better known as Mother Frank.
and had kept light burning in her
window for 40 years for sweetheart
soldier who was killed in the battle
of Bull Run. She adopted and raised
ten children.
Her farm was bequeathed to an
unmarried sister on condition that
the light be kept burning.
Ssntinal Mani Ads xat resulis
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
Starts Something

& OUNIY Assessor John T. Brown certainly has Started
~ something in his determination force the payment of
building and loan stock detailed The yeste
day
cal business circles.
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
Announcement

+ hat THE Nj AYE r
PAINT co. now will do con-
tracing business of PAPER
HANGING, PAINTING &
DECORATING by skilled
Mechanics. My paper hanger
is from Denver, he has been in
the employ of the best shops for
II years. My painter already
has proven himself an artist.
We have a shop card of the
Painters Union and The Retail
Clerks Union.
Estimates gladly furnished.
We shall strive to please. We
make Picture Frames, Serving
Trays, Artists Canvasses. We
carry a complete line of Artists
Materials, Pictures, Mirrors and
all kinds of Paints, Narnishes &
Wall Paper.
MAYER PAINT CO.
4o7 MAIN STREET
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
A Bishop In The Steerage

n ISOP BRENT of the Philippines seemed to take 1t as mat
ter hardly worth that he Travelled from Lvepooi
to New York in the seerage -, g.. ,ss 7
II see no whatever for bishop to travel frst class
eve bhops place with the people ne is quoted as
saving in response % surprised questloners
There can surely be only for such stauneh democracy "
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
A Beautiful Spectacle

IT HIS morning and several other mornings have had
spectacle of seadmttcd reform sheet urging that is all
right for elected representative of the people break his
platform pledges
Doesn't such stand and such arguments do high credit
loudly proclaimed reform and progressive newspaper?'
The daily sentinel., 1913-06-05
PAGE IwoE eRAND THURSDAY EVEN

religion says The New York Tribune 1t the natural tendency
of every crossroads city and develop classes and
class distinctions In such groupings of congena people
are right and But there always be certain
tails OF religion and patriotism and daily duty that know bound
aries Of class and that place all shoulder shoulder
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-08-09
YET SHE WAS NOT SATISFIED
Bathhouse Attendants Explanation
About as Satisfactory as mat
Made by Some Trusts.

Senator Nardaman. at luncheon,
said of a certain trusts defense:
The defense is worse than the Of
Tense 1t takes me back TO Bath
Beach.
"A young lady at Bath Beach had
occasion to complain about one OF the
bathhouse attendants. an old fellow
who in the hurry of cleaning up would
sometimes burst in upon her IN her
bathhouse without knocking.
One morning after this had hap
pened for the sixth or seventh time
the young lady took the old fellow to
task
See here. Peters, she said, there's
no lock on my bathhouse. as you
know, and must insist on your knock
ing before you enter. 1t hasn't hap
pened yet, but it might very well hap
pen, that you'd come in on me when
was all undresed
Peters, with a chuckle, fastened to
reassure the young lady on this point
NO fear of that. MISS he said
! No fear OF that There's knothole
/ in the door what | always looE
through before | venture in.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-08-09
HAD SOME JOYS TO RECOUNT
Small Boy Didn't Get looked-For
Tickets, but Day Was Not Alto
oether Without Fun.

When that spectacular drama OF
Africa, "Th eGarden of Allah, re-
Gently appeared in Washington, with
its troop OF camels and donkeys TO
lend atmosphere to the scenes, Bever-
ly. tropical small boy OF ten. mast
ened to offer his services. when they
arrived in the city Monday morning
as a carrier of water and food for
the beasts, hoping thereby to get
seat among the gallery gods for his
labors.
The next afternoon Beverly was
seen sitting enthroned among party
Of his companions, all evidently listen
ing eagerly to the tales OF his last
nights experience.
We'll, Beverly" hailed a passing
acquaintance, did you get into the
show for looking after the animals!
NO" replied Beverly. But" he
added, swelling with pride as his com
rades gazed eagerly upon him. "A
donkey kicked me and camel tried tC
bite mel"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-08-09
Summer Hearts.

The sea was blue and sparkling.
The white sand glittered in the sun
shine. A great wind, moist and cool
and redolent of salt, blew steadily.
Stirred. doubtless, by the same and
tonic beauty of the scene, all the
young people at Atlantic City seemed
to be sweethearts. Bathing. they
bathed hand.in-hand. Seated on the
sand their shoulders touched. They
walked arm-in-arm upon the broad
wind-swept promenade.
All this proximity caused Nat Wits
the actor, to say with a smile:
Distance lends enchantment, ou'
the average summer girl and summer
man prefer to borrow at another
bank"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-08-09
WEARIED OF UPS AND DOWNS
Brother May Have Been Risnt' out
Sister Tired of His Too Long
MINDED Explanation.

John Ito his sister Sue. who mas
been motoring with her beau)-"Dld
you have pleasant trip, Sis dear:
Sue Ito her brother john -"Oh'
it was just lovely. And we went over
mountains-just up one hill and down
another, for ever such distance.
You went how"
Up one hill and down another.
Did you have an airship along?
of course not. you silly.
Then. how did you go up one NIL
and down another?"
In the auto, on perfectly lovely
road. The hills were not so high that
you would have to fly"
What you mean. Sis dear, is that
you went down one hill and up an
other-not up one hill and down an
other"
Don't act silly, How could we get
/ 10 the top Of a hill to go down a hill
( if we didn't go up first? We certainly
went UP one hill and down another
! just as | said
You certainly did not-you went
down one hill and up another, just as
| am telling you. You may have gone
up one hill and down that same nil;
and then you went up another hill anC
down that same hill. You see, 81:
dear, before you could go up one hi
and down another hill altogether yo'
would have to have an airship to II.
from the top of this first hill to TIL
TOD of that other hill, and you ADM
that"
But Sue did not wait to hear tn
rest.-Lippincott's.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-08-09
IN PAIN WITH HEM0RRH0lDS

Bissell, Ala was troubled TOT
several years with protruding hemor-
rhoids. They caused pain Of the most
severe kind and some loss OF blood
They we're so infamed that the touch
of anything against them was most
intense agony. l got no rest nights
and had to have my legs and feet
propped up in the bed.
81 tried all kinds OF advertised
cures. and I was told that an opera
ton was the only relief. suffered
untold agony. 1 saw the advertise
ment of Cuticura Soap and Ointment
and sent for a sample. / tried 1t and
then procured a box Of Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment. was cured
sound and we'll in three weeks time
A cake of Cuticura Soap and two boxes
of Cuticura Ointment accomplished
what all else failed to do" (Signed)
L. R. Cook, Nov. IL, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment SOLO
throughout the world. Sample OF eacl
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address posi-
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston. ADV
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-08-09

The surest thing to kill JOY is TO
find fault.
Cultivate patience Fretting never
brought rain or stopped it.
Some women would be unhappy II
they had nothing to complain OF.
There are many good intentions
that cannot be put into execution Tor
lack of funds.
What protiteth a man II he raise the
best crop in the county and lose money
In the selling?
Maybe it is because most OF US are
fond of crowds that there is so much
room at the top.
Institutions of industry, creative
and cooperative, is what makes
greatness everywhere.
If you say sour things. say them
I'm such a sweet way as to make q
sort of verbal lemonade.
Talking back is not impudence
| when the land replies to seeding anC
cultivating with a bumper crop.
The man who has no use for the
opinions Of others never has any O
his own that other people want
Some farmers act as though the!
could give nature cards and spades
and then beat her in the game
regulating the weather.
There is no use trying to run ava.
from trouble. The merchant, the banS
err and evsry other business man ma
his trials and tribulations."
We have found that one OF the bes
WAYS to get along with work Is I
never let it hurry you. This mean
keep we'll ahead of the hounds
It is easy to be thankful when
are prosperous, but it takes real OF
timism to be thankful things are q
worse when we suffer heavy losses
Too many of us are like the ma
on the Jury who complained thu
, the eleven other fellows were u
, most stubborn fellows he ever saw
|, The man who keeps his childre
out of school in order to save re
dollars is a thief. robbing his oW
flesh and blood Of its opportunity
make a success In life.
II we would keep the boys at nom
we must meet the demands for the
. that come from the cities. We mu
give them a chance to make money
themselves and broaden their oppe
tunities for enjoying everything go'
Il In life within their reach.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-08-09
PoWer.

Woman having decided to wear
modest clothes, an extra session OF
congress was Immediately called. The
president was present in person.
The gravity of the situation, he
said. lis unnecessary for me to dliate
upon. The question is-what can be
done?"
A committee was appointed to walt
UPON the ladies', who remained firm
Wall street was suspended and the
leading banks all failed. The balance
Of trade reverted against us by several
billions, and on top of this the crops
rave indications Of total collapse.
Thereupon woman. tanning herself
complacently remarked:
What is the use of having suffrage
when we can do things like this?-
Life.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-08-09
Darino Aeronaur Shy Of Horse.

A lockwood farmer thinks these
balloonist fellows are queer. He Is
still scratching his head over Q
strange remark by Capt. Honeywell
As the balloon was packed and ready
for shipment to st. Louis. farmer
standing near, offered his team &c
transport the balloon and the men &c
lockwood. Honeywell demanded Il
know if the horse was a safe one
Yes" said the farmer, but bi
afraid of automobiles" Nothing do
ing then" said Honeywell. Il wouldn'
care to risk my life behind scar!
horse" And Honeywell had ridden
balloon from Kansas City, fleeing be
fore a storm the whole way!-Toled'
Blade.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-08-09
coLA HABIT. A GHOST.

~ heard OF ghosts, but none
lbsV sver seen one. It's the same
DDase .oca cola "fiends;" you can
|s1sb ,hem but you might search
F1pou' .ntil doom's day and you
|1en and one. Physicians who
~ hundreds of thousands OF
s.ses. including opium, NOR
line alcohol, etc, say that
esyer seen case where the
...cola has so fastened itself
.sdiyidual as TO constitute a
~ ,rue sense of the word. Al
= I9s of glasses of Coca-Cola
every year, no Coca-Cola
n aver made themselves Wis
~ doors Of the sanitariums fol-
msnt Of drug habits.
cns' Cola habit is analogous to
0tsak habit and to the straw
IN, and the ice cream habit
.D;nt Coca-Cola first because
o - advertised and thereafter
- tastes good and refreshe'
a. and bodies. They drink i
.hsy can get it and contentedl!
~ -, n when they can't get II
o IA ever witnessed the rawlings
III s1I drug fend when deprived :, o
n YOU had ever observed TN
suffers, you would neve
~ - unfair as to mention Coca
The same breath with tn
!. s.,riug' drugs.-Adv.