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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
No Cause.

That fellow acts as though he
were the big gun of this establish
ment''
He has one cause to think So"
What is that?"
He is going to be fired"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21

mony, but it takes lawyer to pull
him out
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
A CLERGYR.AN's TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for
year. His limbs and feet were swol-
len and puffed. He had heart fiutter-
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21

This skirt offers a novelty in the
two gore designs. Along one side seam
the material is plain, but on the other
there is a drapery effect at about knee
depth, where the front gore is given
a fancy outline. The waist line may
be regulation or raised. Plaids, checks,
striped and plain materials are used
for these simple skirts.
The skirt pattern (6403) is cut in
sizes % to 80 inches, waist measure.
Medium size requires 25s yards Of ma
terial Sc, "A or 81 inches wide.
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
10 Pattern Department" of this paper
Write name and address plainly, and be
sure to give size and number of pattern.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
Very Much of IL.

Doctor-Madam, is your husband a
sound sleeper?
Wife-Sound, is it? Well, you can
hear him all over the house.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21

the Antiseptic powder to shake into your shoes Re-
Heves Corns, Bunions, 1ngrowng Nails, Swollen and
Sweating feet, Blsters and Caous spots. Solo every
where, Csc Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address, A. 3. Qlmsted, LIE Roy, n. Adv.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethIng, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton ,allays paincures wind collie 25c bottle.Ass
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21

What did the editor do with your
September poem?"
Kept It until September was over
and then sent it back"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21

Coughs come from infamed Bronchial
Tubes. Deans Mentholated Cough Drops
heal the irritation-5c at all Drug Stores.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
Naturally So.

THAT fop seems to have fallen upon
his salad days"
Maybe that is why he is so par.
ticular about his dressing"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
Lust Qualified.

Z don't like that fellow. He is an
inveterate kicker"
"Ha, Just the man for our foot
ball team"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
A Reservation.

DO you believe in the uplift?'
"Of humanity in general, yes; Of the
human voice in general, no."
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21

Blessed is the man who doesn't ex
pect too much from his friends.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
FlLMS DEVELOPED

Anys Ioc per roll and we pay the postage
Highest grade work, prompt service, We
use latest improved methods in our finishing
department. thus assuring you best possible
results. Sample print and prices for enlarge
ments sent on request Kodaks and supplies.
send for catalog. C. H. ERNST & CO.. Kenusha,WlS,
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
New Use for Old Lace.

There is a new way of using rare
old lace-if it is of the right shape
and size. Fasten a band around the
head-well down over the hair and
brows in the front, and somewhat
above the nape Of the neck in back.
At right angles to this band fasten
another, going under the chin and
straight up across the top Of the
head. 1t can be fastened together
over one ear with a jeweled ornament,
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
ParaGoxicaI,


are the daily torment of thousands. To eff
fectually cure these troubles you must re-
move the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin
to work for you from the first dose, and ex-
ert so direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
Iaent of kidney trouble soon disappears.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
rp,ooytant 70 Notbers
ALWAYS the Case,

81 feel apprehensive about this mar
riage."
That's nothing. There are always
miss-givings at weddings"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21
Appropriate and Pretty.

a most useful one, particularly when
it's position can be regulated to suit
individual needs.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21

the back and a diagonal line from
there to the right back of the sash's
girdle.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1913-11-21

Cocr more goods brighter ard faster coors than any
You can eve any garment without ripping apart. w
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-10-31
Fisk Realty Co. Bulletin.

Also a highly improved 10 acres
with nice 4 room house, deep we'll.
good cellar, acres orchard bearing.
price $500. Of this house stood in
town on three lots it would cost you
that money!
100 acre stock ranch near Cam
bridge with plenty of open range
for cattle, protected fully from sheep.
three miles from government forest
reserve, timber for wood and fences
close by. This is the only district
where you can get first class bunch
grass range and railroad chose to-
Rether. This man wants valley or
town property and will assume up to
81 600. His price is $500 clear of
incumbrance. He will take back
enough mortgage at 6 per cent to
make the trade.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-10-31

We have $500, $500 and $3.50 to
loan on good security or will buy
small mortgages.
40 acres under the Phyllis, in cult
walton and pasture, fair house, barn
and outbuildings, miles out, close to
car line and cent fare. Price $4,uU,
with no incumbrance. TO trade tor
stock cattle.
3 automobiles. all in good running
order, to trade for live stock or vacant
lots or small city property.
We have three good trades offered
for eastern land. If you have any
land in Iowa. Kansas, Nebraska or
Colorado that you can trade, let us
know at once. Also Oklahoma and
California.
We can sell you 4 room house on
three lots in good location on good
street for $500 on easy terms.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-10-31
THE WOLF" HERE NEXT
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 5TH.

"nhe Wolf" Eugene Walters great
play of the Hudson Bay country. is
announced for presentation in this
city on Wednesday, Nov. S. at the
Caldwell Opera house. with all the
trappings, stage accessories, elaborate
scenery and light effects, precisely the
same as seen in New York and Chi
cago. Allen Dale the celebrated writ
issue Of that paper the next morning
after the first performance had been
given, "let me say right here without
further parley. that in The Wolf Mr..
Eugene Walter has most assuredly
confirmed our impression that he is a
find His second play (The Wolf
is a melo-drama, vivid, but primitive,
vital, but inhedged. 1t is direct, terse,
eapitally written, sincere and free
from conventional fap-doodle. The
Wolf hit the hrst-nighters in spite of
all. This was an achievement. 1t was
a great feat. 1t proved beyond the
peradventure OF a doubt that young
Mr.. Walter is made of the right dra-
matte stuff. Paid in Full was not
fuke. it was the work of an artist
for further particulars apply to The
Wolf When one recalls this young
playwright's own admission that just
before the production of Paid in Full
he was sleeping in the parks, strug-
Cling for the right to nourish his poor
outward shell. one can not help ap-
plauding the fine hand of eternal jus
tice. Everything comes to him who
waits. is apparently correct. 1t is a
nice and oonsoling thing to believe in.
Apparently Mr.. Walter has not seen
many plays and therefore doesn't
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-10-31

M. c. Mace of Portland was in
Caldwell Tuesday, Wednesday and
Thursday of this week, making ar
rangements to buy poultry this fall
and winter. He has engaged Mr..
Floyd Dutton to take charge of his
business here this year. Quarters
have been secured across the street
from the ice plant. While in Cald-
we'll Mr.. Mace was the guest of DR..
and Mrs. E. E. Dutton.
Hon. ]. NJ. Thompson has been on
the sick list for the past few days.
P. E. Smith spent Wednesday in
the Capital City.
Former Attorney General Martin
was a Caldwell visitor Tuesday.
Attorney R. E. Haynes of Payette
was transacting business at the court
house Wednesday.
John F. Allison bought an 30 in
the Gem district last week. Mr.. ALI
SON will move his family here this
coming spring. He is highly pleased
with the coil and climate of the Boise
and Snake river valleys and is of the
opinion that fruit dryer in Caldwell
would be of great value to fruit men
here.
J. F. Mcintyre of Sunny Slope was
in town Saturday.
Judge Smell Of Nampa made bus
mess trip to Caldwell Saturday.
w. A. Stone spent Wednesday in
Boise on legal business.
l. N. Paynter went to Boise We'd
nesday.
Jas. B. Newport of Notus was in
the city Saturday.
Chas. Parsons of Homedale was ir
the city the middle of the week.
H. A. Griffiths went to Boise Wed
nesday.
w. w. Peter, secretary of the Gem
Irrigation district, was over from
Homedale Saturday.
John c. Rice was a Boise visitor
|Wedne sday.
P. E. Smith spent Tuesday in Sane
Basin.
o. M. Van Duyn transacted bust
ness in Boise Wednesday.
One Of the dredges to be used in
the construction of the drainage
bitches has arrived and is being sci
up.
Several real estate transfers thi:
week show an improvement in the To-
cal market. -
Laboring men are not seen loafing
on the corners in Caldwell This is a
common sight in othe rtowns around
here, but in Caldwell they are all busy
Those having work to be done hnt
difficulty in getting help.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-10-31
Mrs. Johnson is Given Enjoyable
Surprise.

Mrs. Johnson is Given Enjoyable
Surprise.
The birthday anniversary of Mrs.
Johnson, wife of DR.. w. H. Johnson,
Friday, was made the occasion Of
one Of the most enjoyable society
events of the season. Mrs. Johnson
was first pleasantly surprised by a
dinner party at the Saratoga hotel
Friday evening at $3.50 o'clock. The
guests were Messrs. and Mesdames
N. J. Devers, William Maxey, H. w.
Dorman, Mrs. Burroughs, Miss Flynn
and the Misses Opal and Juanita
Stewart.
Following the dinner party was a
reception at the X. Of P. hall, which
was attended by liz guests. The
lodge room was beautifully decorated,
the cardroom with cut flowers. and
the dance hall with cut flowers, palms
and plants. The punch booth was
presided over by Edna May Dormap.
Elaborate refreshments were served
at midnight.
The reception committee included
Mesdames Dorman, Roberts and
Hoffman. The young ladies who as
sisted in the serving were Misses
Florence Hoffman, Ruth McNair.
Helen Stone, Inez Galloway, Bertha
O'Connor and Hazel Young.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-10-31
Keller WI Return to Caldwell.

A change in the management OF one
of Parma's business houses will take
place the first of November, w11en
I. H. Keller, the popular manager OF
the Parma branch of the Platt-Peck-
ham Furniture Co., will leave for
Caldwell to take charge of the Platt-
Peckham house there. For some
time the Caldwell firm has been with
out an experienced undertaken. and
this was the chief reason for Mr..
Kellar being called to that city.
w. S. Clore, now in charge of the
local Offices of the Spurrier Lumber
Co., and who himself is an undertake
er of no little experience, succeeds
Mr.. Kellar as manager Of the Parma
furniture house. It is not yet known
who will take charge OF the Spurrier
lumber yard.-Parma Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-10-31

know how managers, actors. and
claque expect them to be done. He
does them in his own way, which 10
a mighty good thing to do. Whatever
may be the fate of The Wolf it has
proven Mr.. Walters right to be look
ed upan as perhaps the only serious
dramatic proposition that this season
has set forth. If he can give US one
play a year, we may think ourselves
lucky, for he will give Us a good play"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-10-31
Millinery.

Will sell from now on, all goods
at cost to reduce the stock. M. E.
Gilgan-Sarchet, 6l2 Main St. o3l
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-10-31

Chicken Dinner
at Christian church Tabernacle, Ira
ders' Day, Nov. ). o3l
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04

surPrIslng curo Of stomach Trouble.
When you have trouble with your
stomach or chronic constipation, don't
imagine that your case is beyond help
just because your doctor fails to give
you relief. Mrs. G. Stengle, Plainfield,
N. y, writes, tFor over a month past
I have been troubled with my stom-
aeh. Everything ate upset It ter
ribly. One OF ChambeTlain's adver-
tising booklets came to me. After
reading a few Of the letters from peo-
pie who had been cured by Chamber
lain's Tablets, 1 decided to try them.
l have taken nearly three-fourths Of a
package Of them and can now eat al
most everything that / want" For
sale by all dealers. s.-Advt.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04
A place For All Thinos.

WiliOughby was nervousiy watching
the time. and as the minutes pissed
and It became evident that the train
could not by any possibility reach It's
destination on time he turned viciously
to the porter and began angrlly:
"Of all the dad hinged old heaps OF
junk this side Of the earthquake belt
this railroad Of yours is without any
exception the
Excuse me, boss" said the porter.
with a courteous wave Of his whlsk-
broom toward the rear end OF the train,
''but dere's an observation cyar on de
end OBJ diss yere train, sub, an II Ah
might take de libbity OBJ maxim a sug-
gestion. sub, you might go back dere,
sub, an make de observations now ris-
in in 20 midst. De presence OBJ ladies
on diss yere cyar, sub. Is NAH excuse
70 maxim de suggestion"
Whereupon Willoughby retired to the
rear platform and strewed his obserya-
lions along the track with such eject
that one Of the ties was seen to be
smoking long after the train had pass
ed lt-Harper's.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04
who Invented aonds2

No one knows who invented bonds.
but whoever be was he was one Of the
great benefactOrs OF the human race.
He made II possible for great loans.
aggregating perhaps hundreds OF mil
lions OF dollars, to be split up into
bonds that colld be sold to individual
investors all over the world. furnish
Ing the money to finance the needs Of
nations, to found great new Industries
and to open up vast tracts of territory.
We may read In the newspapers that
100000, 900 has been loaned to Japan
by an international banking syndicate.
but at the same time comes the an
nOuncement OF a 800. 100000 bond is-
sue, the obligation Of the japanese gov
eminent, secured perhaps By customs
revenues and offered to investors in
the financial capitals Of three or four
nations. The $1O0OO0,o00 as a matter
Of fact has not been loaned by the
bankers; IL Is loaned by the people. IS.
W. straus in National Magazine.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04

The feats Of Ernest Mensen in the
middle OF the last century make the
pedestrian feats OF the present day
look Insignificant. he was man who
frst came under notice by running
from Paris to Moscow, a distance OF
1.T00 miles, In thirteen days aud eight.
cen hours. In 1896 he ran through
Central Asia from Calcutta to Constan-
dnople. bearing dispatches for the East
India company. The distance Is 6.61b
miles, and he accomplished 1t 10 nfty-
nine days. one-third Of the time taken
By the swiftest caravan. A favorite
employment for him vas as the mes.
senger extraordinary OF sovereigns. He
run from country to country bearing
letters and dispatches Of the highest
Importance. and always beating mount
ed couriers matched against him. He
never walked. invariably be took the
direct route to his destination. climb
ing mountains. swimming rivers and
guiding himself through forests in a
way known only to himself. His food
was a small quantity Of raspberry
sirup.-Pearson's Weekly.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04
An unIx Waanon.

When boxers and fighters came to
gether in the old days Of Greece they
wore upon their hands the cestus,
which was in itself a terrible adjunct
to any fighter. But there was some
times attached to the cestus a deadlier
weapon, consisting OF a three pronged
fork Of bronze. known as the myrmex.
Classical literature has frequent ref
erences to the myrmex, which Is de-
scribed as the deadliest weapon of the
ancient pugilist The right hand was
swathed in tough hide, bound In place
with thongs and supplemented by
small knobs OF lead or iron. This was
the cestus, to which was afhxed the
myrmex. Combats in those days were
much more brutal and dangerous than
those Of the modern prize ring. It Is
easily seen that a single blow OF the
myrmex might cause death or Porma-
nent injury.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04
Tho Kind Of Eaa. 4. Wanted.


A New York business man has a
very delicate boy who is fond of eggs.
Now, the father is suspicious Of any
eggs found within city limits To his
great qualification. therefore. he not
long ago discovered what seemed to
him an honest marketman-
''Can you furnish me with fresh
eggsT demanded the business man.
ayes, SIR"
Perfectly freshP' 81 ~; 4
Perfectly" -
Laid the same dayT'
The marketman seemed n bit doubt
ful as to this. 81 could hardly guar
antee large quantity that way"
said he.
''They must be perfectly fresh" ad-
ded the father, 'they must be three IN
number, they must be laid the day
they are left at my door, and they must
be one hens eggs."-Lipplncotts,
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04

When Sir Ralph Absrcromby was
mortally wounded in the battle OF
Aboukir he was carried on a litter on
beard the soudroyant- To ease his pain
q boldier's blanket was placed under
his head He asked what It was.
ut is only a soldiers blanket" he
was told.
''Whose blanket IL itT' he persisted,
lifttng himself up.
"0nly one OF the mems"
II want 70 know the name OF the
man whose blanket this is," the dying
commander insisted.
'Tt q Duncan Roy's OF the Forty-sec-
end, Sir Ralph," SAID his attendant at
last
'.rhen see that Duncan Roy gets his
blanket this very night" commanded
the brave man, who did not forget
even IN his lag. agonies the comfort
aud welfare Of his men. OF such un-
selnsh stun are true soldiers made.7-
Youths Companion.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04

Darling" cried the young man as he
sank at the maiden's feet. II would do
anything to prove my love for your
''That's what every man says when
he wants to win girl" answered the
young lady harshly.
"Can'tI move your" painted the des-
perate Romeo. prove me. Put me
TO the test Test me. pray you"
''I wonderr' whispered the lady soft
~ to herself. while blush mantled her
pale cheeks. Then suddenly bending
over the almost swOoning youth who
crouched at her feet she exclaimed. II
will put you to the testl"
"Ah" The youth sprang to his feet,
exultant, triumphant. and cried aloud
to the maiden at his side: "Your test1
Your test7"
"'Tis to marry some other girl" muir
INJURED the sweet young thing as she
glided backward through the velvet
curtains into the ballroom.-Baltlmore
American.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04
conventionaIItIoa oF sps.oh.

Nothing rs easier than to fall into
conventionalities Of speech, and moth
ing 30 impOverishes conversation. A
generation ago It was customary to
thank a person for a service rendered.
Now we thank him very much" al
though the service be no more than
picking up a pencil. Also It Is awful
ly good" Of him to hold the door open
for us or to give up his seat in a car.
An amusing story Is sure to be ap-
plauded by the inane "oh, that's love
lyF" At least let US pray that we may
never be the party Of the second part
In "How's your motherT' "Nicely,
thanka."-Youth's Companion.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04


Turkish dignitaries comport them
selves toward European representatives
now otherwise than some Of them for
merry did. Sir Henry Layard tells an
amusing encounter between Charles
Alison, then chief interpreter at the
British embassy, and the grand vizier,
to whom Sir Stratford Canning had
sent him on important business. In
the middle Of a discussion the Turk
rose from his seat and said his prayers
on a carpet spread By an attendant,
concluding with the curse on all Chris
tians very emphatically uttered. and
going through the motion Of splitting
over his right and left shoulders in alb
hoTence. Alison was equal to the oc-
cation. Presently he, too, left on bust
ness to pray in a corner. doing It in
Turkish and invoking curses on all fol
lowers OF Islam. To the scandaliEed
Pasha he explained that Christians
also had their religious duties, and he
had no doubt the formal curses Of their
prayers meant as little as the Moham-
medan's.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04
RIaok onaIa

Black opals seem almost misno-
mUta, for while some Of the stoneB sre
actually black and oil OF them have q
dark body or underground they are
really wonderful. flashing. changing
masses OF color. All the colors OF the
solar spectrum vibrate through them,
soma 10 small pinpoint markings, 9TH
ers ip harlequin, peacock and formal
designs Some Of them show broad
naSheB Of red. blue, green or purple,
which change rapidly from one to an
other on the slightest change OF angle
OF light Others exhibit cloud effects
and sunsets such as Turner painted
ana only Rusirin could describe.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04
King Haakon's Hopeful.

One day Prince Olaf had a little play
mate with him In one Of the private
salons in the palace at Christiania. The
visitor climbed into one Of the arm.
chairs. "Get out Of there" cried Olaf;
that's my fathers place" King Haa-
kOn FASTENED across the room to com
fort the little visitor, who looked
scared. and In order to reassure him
picked him up and sat him on his
knee. At this young Prince Olaf be-
came still more enraged With a stamp
Of his small foot he expostulated. "Get
out Of there. tell you: that Is my
mothers placeF'-r. P.'s Weekly.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-07-04
Racial pifssrenees as 10 Humor,

The comparative seriousness OF the
English and French races is illustrated
by their mental attitude toward their
respective instruments OF capital exc
cution. Sometimes during the Christ
mas season in Paris little crowds may
be seen gathered In the streets around
a toy which seems to amuse them very
much. This is a miniature guillotIne,
in complete imitation Of the real thing.
and IT is caused by the men who are
vending 1t to decapitate a manikin OF
lead to the great delight Of the crowds.
The guillotine Is not a new toy in
France. During the reign Of terror
little copper guillotines were worn as
charms, and during the last century
delicate women In the cities Of France
wore the same strange ornaments.
So far as known, the English speak
ing race has never converted it's gal
lows into a toy.-Boston Post.