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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
Not at All Satisfied.

you know it is stated that a mans
heart beats 92,160 times a day." said
the young man.
Every day." asked the sweet young
thing.
Yes, every day"
well, if a young mans heart didn't
beat more times than that the day he
proposed marriage to me, I'd consider
him a pretty cold proposition."-Yon-
ker's Statesman.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
Bears the
S%iunificant,

e" fear I have made a mistake"
"Why?"
"He proposed in a taxi-cab. The
minute l accepted he paid the fare
and we got out and walked!'-An-
swers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound adver-
tised, l tried it. My health improved
wonderfully and I am now quite well
again. No woman suffering from fe-
male ills will regret it il she takes this
medicine. y Mrs. JAMES G. LECLEAR-
1856 Hunt St., Detroit, Mich.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
kindness.

why does Miss Screamditi always
close her eyes when she Singer
We'll, you know she ID so tender
hearted that she cannot bear to see
anyone suffer"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
The New Way.

What will we put in the magazine
this month";"
about forty pages concerning what
we had last month"
YES"
"And forty more about what we
will have next month"
"And them"
THAT ought to be enough for this
month Washington Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
MOI Anv Use There.

"gThere are some things" said the
man with the high brow. that money
won't buy" n s'pose there are.' re-
piled the other with the overlapping
chin, "but there's no 8 tryin' to use
'em to get an extension Of your cred
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
Beats the SEWING Circle.

Gibbs-1 can't for the life of me
see why women are taking such an in
terest in politics.
Bibbs-I can, when | think of the
political scandals.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
DENOMINATION Amona Animals.

Cooperation is almost universal in
the animal world. Wolves often hunt
In relays or in couples. When at
tackled, cattle and horses form a cir
Gle. Beavers always work in com
panies when building their dams.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
Rernovlnq Grease.

Eucalyptus oil will remove grease
on oil from any fabric, no matter how
delicate, and best results are obtained
~ gently sponging the solled parts.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
A DIscouraaer.

why don't you work in your gar
den and get an appetite?"
THE appearance Of the vegetables
in my garden" replied Mr.. Crosslots,
"discourages an appetite"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
FaIIure.

First Small Boy--Is your sister any
good at playing ball2
Second Small Boy--Naw. She can't
throw anything but a fit, or catch any
thing but a beau. "A
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
No Fine Distinctions.

"Our friend Bangs has quite a sim
ian cast Of countenance, don't you
Think"
Il think, if you want to know, that
he has a downright monkey face"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
His Way.

What do you do about the result Of
your wife's cooking school ~lessons?'
Being in the theatrical business,
try them on the dog"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

What do you think OF this taste
for high balls?"
ats low"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

What's your walk in lifeT (
'Ain't got no walk in life. I runs
a bus line"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
The Case.

Don't you think 1t is simply terri.
BILE for a man to beat his wife?"
mot IL he beats her to It,"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

Fame depends upon the press agent
rather than on achievements these
days. NY9ss
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
An Ancient Woe.

Methuselah was pessimistic.
age doesn't help you any" he de-
clared. II now know 500 summer re-
sorts where l don't want to go again"
New York Sun.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
quite safe.

you say she trusts her husband?"
"Oh, yes. He can't afford to hire a
stenographer."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, ~softens the gums, reduces ipfamma-
tion, allays pain,cures wind collie, Csc u bottieAss
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
Mytholoay.

'Wha do you know about Ceres?"
do you mean de worlds series?"
asked the new kid In school.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

At the railway stations in Russia
books are kept wherein passengers
may enter any complaint they wish 70
make.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

rotations and handles them most
economically is that on most forage
crops the hogs do not come off well
enough finished for market. BY hav-
ing enough corn to finish the hogs
which have been on other forage
through the summer they will be
made to harvest their feed for the
whole Of the feeding period.
If such a practice is to be most
profitable 1t must, as in the case with
any other method of harvesting, be
rightly managed. For best results
the hogs should not be given access
to the entire field, but should only
have the run of what they will clean
up in 10 days or two weeks. If the
hogs are limited in this way they will
have fresh forage from time to time
and will clean the field UP much bet
ter as they go. For this purpose some
kind of a movable or temporary fence
must be supplied.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
Their ADVANTAGES.

1.-THE humble walks of life are safe
in one way"
"What is thatf"
There are 20 automobiles there"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

and also improve the general appear
ance of the farm. Again, nearly every
farm has some land which, for one
reason or another, is not suitable for
farming. 1t usually lies idle year aft
er year, although it could be made
productive if planted to trees.
One of the greatest hindrances to
forest planting by farmers has been
the difficulty of securing suitable ma
terial at a reasonable cost. 1t is only
in very recent years that the business
of growing forest tree seedlings has
been on a firm footing. Before that
the small amount demanded vas un-
certain and nurserymen had to get
very high prices for their products.
The high initial cost Of nursery
grown seedlings, shipping expense
and uncertainty of securing plants
when desired have had a very dis
couraging effect on farmers. Condi-
tons are now greatly changed and
several nurseries are maintained ex-
c1usively for the production of forest
tree seedlings which sell at reason
able prices. There is a more or less
definite market for them.
However, it is no longer necessary
for the farmer to buy seed or seed
lings of nurserymen. He need go TO
no further expense than his own time
and effort spent in collecting and
growing seeds in his own farm nurs-
cry. Much of the work may be done
at odd times, especially the collect
ing. If a small part of the garden is
used for the nursery site and as much
care Is taken of the seedlings as of
the garden truck there is every rea-
son to believe the work will be a sue
cess.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
Innnnrtant To Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

He is a sensible man who Doesn't
want what he can't have.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
HOGS HARVEST CORN WELL
BY r. s. Mumford, Dean of the Col
leee of Agriculture, University
of Missouri.

The practice of hogging off corn is
one that is meeting with much favor
among pork producers. The scarcity
of farm labor, the cost of harvesting
and the further fact that 1t has been
demonstrated that more pounds of
pork may be produced from an acre
of corn when harvested by the hogs
themselves are good reasons for the
growing popularity Of such a practice.
Nor must the Importance of pastur-
ing off the crop on the ground and
thus returning to the soil the greatest
amount of fertility be overlooked in
discussing the merits of pasturing off
corn with hogs.
Another fact which makes corn as
a crop to be hogged down Of import
ance to the man who plans forage
Hospital Has Unknown Benefactor.
A gift of 10000 from unknown
sources was made to of the great
London hospitals a few days ago. The
hospital received an anonymous brown
paper parcel, heavily sealed, and civ
ing forth a curious rustling sound
when handled. When 1t was opened
out poured q flood Of crisp Bank OF
England notes. The notes, when
counted, totaled the handsome sum OF
10000.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30

Joke-Something a woman takes
seriously Smart Set.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
Farm Wood Lots Necessary
Crop of Timber May be Grown from Seeds.
National Government Does Big Work

By E G Fec Faty Dsp.rnsns conss Of AsdsaLus UniysrMy Of Maoud
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-30
Its Use.

There is SO much sand in the west
isn't therew
Yes; the cowboys use 1t probably
when they r securing the plain"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10

80 ACRES on railroad, five miles from
center Atlanta bargain for quick sale.
f. ] NJ, care Georgian.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10

FARM FOR SALE AT BARGAIN By
owner; 1856 acres, more or less, about
70 acres cleared; clay land; will make
short or long cotton; eight miles from
Valdosta, nine miles from Quitman, one
and one-half miles to railroad stations
house and barn on same; S2,750 will buy
1t II sold at once. Terms. w. H. Nc
Kew sVahOSta Ga
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
REAL ESTATE WANTED.
FARMS FOR SALE
FARM FOR SALE BY
OWNER,

S76 ACRES of highly improved farm
land, one mile east OF Pineview,
Wilcox County, Georgia, with 275 acres
cleared and stumped. Good eight-room
dwelling. Ten tenant houses. In / mile
of good graded school and two churches.
Two settlements on place. Good water
works furnished by artesian well with
gasoline engineS Also 105-acre tract.
with 65 acres cleared; four@room dwell
ing and barn. on good public road land
fresh; right on railroad. Also some
reasons for selling James l. Bruce,
owner Finleyson, Ga.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10

$50 CASH and $40 month win buy a
fine lot III blocks off North Deca-
tur car line size, 30 by 200, with tile
sidewalks, curb and cutters; 500 feet Of
East Lake Drive, one OF Druid Hills
most fashionable drives. and ina section
where values will increase 100 per cent
in the next two years. Investors, don't
overlook this Address East Lake
Drive care Georgian
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
IzMlshEp rooms EoR RENr.

SHNSslI--O~JrSNS- ~ 2 - SNI
fERGE,G steam-heated room for one
IN two gentlemen; electricity, hot wa
,er and connecting bath, in new apart
yueut Ivy 1928.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10

COMMENCING at 10 a m. Friday we
will offer to the highest bidder one
OF the finest lots OF household furni-
'ture ever offered in the city. This
consists of the contents of an
eight-room house on Wash
ington street, including large
quartered oak sideboard. cost $3.50;
mahogany three piece parlor suit,
cost s175; Kitchen cabinet. brass
beds, Early English dining suit, ma
hogany dresser and chiffoniere, Ii
brary table, center tables, hatrack,
oak dining suit, walnut bedroom
suit, Vernis- Martin iron beds, Ma
tional springs, felt mattresses,
feather pillows. wool blankets,
quartered oak dresser and chiffo-
Mere. fine lot OF oak and mahos-
any rockers, one washstand, linen
shades, refrigerators, willow rock
ers, kitchen chairs; hand painted
china. brio a-brac, Japanese vases.
cut glass, utensils, Grench Wilton
art squares, mating. lace curtains.
table and bed linen, mahogany din
ing suit. consisting of buffet, china
cabinet, serving table and set of
chairs and many other things too
numerous to mention. These goods
are in perfect condition and must be
sold at this sale, as owner is leav-
ing for California. Sale, 10 a. m,
Friday, Oct. 10.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10

land; a snap; a bargain; an invest
ment Address w. P. Poland, Ardmore,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
FOR SALE-340 ACRES.

FOR SALE-340 ACRES.
of red and mulatto lands This is an
extra good farm and worth your while
to investigate; a good part Of this land
produces bale of cotton per acre; has
fairly good orchard, with six-room
dwelling, three tenant houses. barn and
other Outhouses; so acres set in Ber-
muda grass; S25 per acre: terms; party
on place will give 10 per cent on the
investment rent for place for next year
ALSO
1858 acres, extra good farm, three and
one-half miles northwest Of Hogan
vile, Ca, on good graded road; soil
both red and gray. Come and see This
place II Is worth your consider ton.
Price $3.50 per acre. Terms. Address
c.. B. COPELAND.
Corinth. Ga.
DO YOU NEED HELP Of any EndY A
little Want Ad" will get It for you.
CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10

LARGE, nicely furnished front room:
steam heat; North Side; private fam
Nv nurse preferred. Phone Ivy 3570-J.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10

EIGHT ACRES, four miles out on rail-
road; fine for trucking or manufac-
turing plant; bargain. Address R. R. F.,
care Georgian,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
APARTs WANTED.

WGNTED~Three to ive-room apart
ment furnished; all improvements:
must be in moSern building: name price;
must be moderate. Z. S. b, Georgian.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10

FOR SALE-S-room bungalow Euclid
Avenue, Inman Park. Bringhurst.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
FoR SALE MIscELLANEous-

Two solid green velvet carpet rugs, Z
by s, $40 for both 50 West Peachtree
| place, Apartment No l.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
POULT RY
Pet and Live Stock
plymouth Rocks.

BARRED plymouth ROCKS Of the ia
nous Ringlet strain. Stock and eggs
for sale Let US know what you want.
Every order will have my personal at
tention. Prize winners head our pens.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-24
SEED CORN
At Sin1enSOn'S

church. These meetings are full of
interest, and eminently sat sfactory
to the inner pan, in addition to the
interesting interchange of ideas which
mark each gathering
H. w. Hick of Fargo, was register
ed at the Kindred hotel today.
f. T.. Barnhart, of jamestown, is
here today transacting business mat
tiers. ..a
Miss Hazel Stevens of Tower City
will be the guest here over Sunday of
relatives and friends.
Mrs. Frank Heimes returned home
last night from Detroit, Mimi, where
she has been the past week visiting
her mother Mrs. Phillips.
James Grady of the American Ma
tional Bank of Valley City was a pas
senger from McHenry enroute for
home Monday.-Sanborn Enterprise.
Olaf Lauritson, of Larimore, has
been visiting relatives and friends for
a couple Of days. He returned to Lari-
more last night.
Dean Knowles, who has been con
nected with the First National Bank
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-24
FROM TUESDAYS DAILY.

Carpenter-Neumann Lumber Co..
have some large attractive new signs
put up on their buildings west of town
The Stroller Concert Company play.
ed to a good audience last night at the
Armory theater. The company con-
sisted of a quartette of singers, a vic.
linist and pianist The entertainment
provided was very well received.
Otto Lund was among the Rogers
visitors here last night to take in the
Strollers Concert Company.
Mrs. L. S. Platou left last night for
the Twin Cities. She will attend
grand opera in St. Paul and visit with
friends for a week or more.
Will Bascomb of St. Vincent, MINI.
is spending several days in the city
visiting with friends.
Will Duwe, travelling auditor of the
N. p, is guest in the city today.
Mrs. Walter Dickinson and little son
of Beaver Dam, Wis, arrived here last
night and will spend several weeks
with her sister, Mrs. Burl Carr.
Judge E. T. Burke is enjoying him
self in Chicago this week. He will at
tend to matters of business at that
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-24
place and at st. Paul before returning
Bismarck Palladium.

place and at st. Paul before returning.
Bismarck Palladium.
Friends will be sorry to learn that
Mrs. Margaret Cummings had the mis-.
fortune to sustain a fall, while out in
the yard Saturday afternoon, and
broke her left wrist.
Mrs. A. S. francesca and little son
left this morning for her home in
Bowman.
DR.. E. A. Pray returned this morn.
ing from Chicago where he has been
taking special course in surgery.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. J. Croonquist arriv-
ed in the city last night from Cour.
tenay and will be the guests for sew
eral days at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
e. B. Wolff.
1t is currently rumored on the
streets of Valley City that Ed King
has put one over" on his friends here
by taking unto himself wife. passing
a blissful honeymoon, and reaching
the happy stage of existence where
lie can be called IAN old married
man. without the knowledge of any
Of his friends here. Mr.. Kings we'd
ding is said to have taken place
shortly before the Christmas holidays
and he is now in Minnesota, to return
with his bride in the near future.
In justice court today before l. j.
Moe, justice of the peace, the cases
of Christian X. Myhre and w. w.
Cook were dismissed for lack of evi
dence. The case against William
Heivog was continued on account of
his being unable to appear.
The Art Exhibit given at the High
school gym in charge Of the seniors
Juniors, Sophomores and Freshmen
classes on four night of last week
was most successful from an artistic
standpoint if not so much from a fin
ancial. The admission charged was
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-24
SEED CORN
At SimenSOn's

so small that not SO much was realiz-
ed above expenses; but the lectures
by Miss Deem and the showing of cop
les from the wonderful masterpieces
also the short musical program was a
treat for all those who took advantage
of the opportunity to attend.
T.. G. Hilborn, at one time superin-
tendent of the schools of this city, now
president of the Northwest Nursery at
Valley City, was in town last Tuesday
evening and attended the adjourned
meeting of the city council the matter
of laying out and planting with shrubs
and trees the plot of ground donated
to the city by the railroad company,
into nice little park. AS planned
the park will be beautifully arranged
with rustic walks running through it,
small lunches of shrubs and trees
planted at irregular intervals over the
grounds and miniature little lagoon
spanned by rustic bridge. We I'M
derstand that work will be begun i'm
on the park and before fall
We hope 50 see this hitherto unsightly
spot covered with grass and flowers
Enderlin Independent.
The assessor is again abroad in the
land, wandering here and there, seek
ing whom he may devour. Some of
the new ones don't like their job, and
say never again."
The Misses Agnes and Hattie
Beach who have been enjoying their
vacations for the past two weeks at
Chetek and Courtenay, Wisconsin,
returned here yesterday and resumed
their duties in the telephone Office.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-24
THE.ClTY
FROM FRIDAYS DAILY

Many friends will be glad to learn
that Mrs. Gabriel Berg who under
went serious operation at the Platou
hospital Tuesday is improving.
Chas. F. Luessen of the Fulton
Meat Market left this morning for
Mapleton, where he has purchased a
carload of cattle to be shipped to the
St. Paul market.
Walter Montgomery left last night
for Chattanooga, Tennessee, where he
will spend several weeks visiting with
friends and relatives.
Mrs. Amelia Lum who has been
spending the winetr here at the home
Of her son, E. D. Lum left last night
for her home in Northwood, la.
The regular monthly meeting of the
Congregational Brotherhood will be
held this evening at the parlors of the
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-04-24

in the capacity of bookkeeper for a
number of years, left yesterday morn.
ing for st. John, Oregon, where he
will visit with his parents for some
time. Mr.. Knowles expects to locate
permanently in that state and engage
in some business.
The members of the Degree of Hon.
or Lodge held a regular meeting last
night at the X. P. Hall and Mrs. B. F..
Codding was elected Lady Of Honor to
fill the vacancy caused by the resigna-
ton of Miss Elsie Simons
Miss Smith of Steel is spending a
few days with her sister Alice of the
Normal, who has been sick for time.
Miss Marion Barber expects to leave
Sunday night for her home in Mime
apolis after visit of several weeks
here. She will be accompanied by her
sister Mrs. Arliegh Miller and baby
Barbara, who will make a months
stay there.
Gilbert Elliot of Leonard, is here to-
day calling on business acquaintance.
"The Great Big Baked Potato has
burst into song and into print. J. j.
Chamberlain, local agent of the North
ern Pacific has received a copy of the
selection, which extols the merits Of
the potato as raised and served by the
Northern Pacific, and incidentally
touches upon the tastiness of other
good things, such as lemon pies, like
mother used to make" baked apples
and so on. Mr.. Chamberlain made an
effort this morning to read and sing
the ditty at the same time, but after
several spasmodic efforts informed the
reporter that he would rather eat the
potato than sing it.
SAM Blank left on No. 5 yesterday
for Hettinger, this state, where he is
interested in several land sales.
Mrs. E. G. Wanner and the children
left last evening for several days
visit with relatives and friends at Lis
bon.
Ludwig Larson of Litchville, man
ager of the Farmers Elevator at that
point accompanied by his family spent
last night in town the guest of Mr..
and Mrs. NJ f. Nelson. While here
they took advantage of the opportun.
ity to patronize some of the large
stores.