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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18
A SWIMMING POOL FOR M. q.

Few schools, even those in inland
WINS, are so lacking in possibilities
water sports as is Missouri. Many
them have lakes or rivers large
ough for swimming, boating and
like, while others have installed
INNING pools as part of their gym
sium equipment.
In contrast with this, students at
University of Missouri are privi-
yed to avail themselves of Hinkson
eek, a muddy little stream less than
foot deep in many places. The few
'imminy holes" in this creek are
far out of town as to be unavail-
lie.
In the summer the possibilities of
swimming pool are especially entic-
:, but it would be useful in all sea-
ms. Some schools make the ability
swim one of the requirements for
degree.
1t should be a comparatively easy
liter to extend the preset gymna-
I'm farther back and make room for
pool in the basement. If the funds
n be found, few other lines of eX-
nditure would be so appreciated by
students.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18
FOR BETTER RURAL SCHOOLS

Better rural education in the near
ure is apparently in sight for Mis-
uri. In the last issue of the Mis-
Irian two first-page stories told of
separate movements, each of
lich is expected to raise the scho-
;tic standards in this state. The
lchers' training courses and the
stem of consolidated schools will be
zen their first trials this fall.
In the past many of the teachers
this state have been entirely with
special training in pedagogy.
me have hardly had creditable
urses in high school. And it is
iomatic that no school can be better
an its teachers.
Under the new law providing for
lchers' training courses, high school
pills will be enabled to receive in
'uction in pedagogical courses. To
courage the high schools of the
tie to offer these courses the state
II give money bonuses. 1t is ex-
cted that nearly a thousand persons
ch year will be graduated from
ese courses. This will tend to
owd out the unframed teachers, and
e the children of the state a better
ance for education.
The consolidation of schools, which
II also be tried out this fall, will
o tend toward raising the stand
| for teachers, both by decreasing
number of instructors required
d by increasing the amount OF
,ney available to pay them. State
| will be given to these consolida-
| districts.
rhe assertion has been made that
last General Assembly did more
the cause OF education than any
ayious one had done. The adoptior
these two measures alone would
I'm to go far toward justifying this
ltement.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18

us this weather hot enough for
you?" asked the Amiable Idiot an
preaching another victim. He was .
very happy idiot, for he had already
sprung that same question on seven
persons, and had gleefully watched
them squirm.
To his surprise, however, his oues-
tion failed to arouse much interest
The Man Standing in the Sunshine
merely looked bored
'"I should worry. 1t amt my wealth.
er," he said
But don't you think that this is
about the hottest day we have had
so far?" persisted the Idiot.
why, no." replied the Man Stand
ing in the Sunshine, as he turned up
his coat collar. THAT wind sweeping
across the street is positively chilling"
The Idiot was staggering by now,
but he came back with one more uues-
tion.
why, Great Scott, man, What on
earth is the matter with you?"
"Oh, I'm used to warm weather"
said the M. S. S. wearily Il am lust
back from two weeks at cool sum-
mer resort. R. NJ
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18
REGISTER OF SUMMER STUDENTS
Some Facts About Your Classmates and
Their Work--Names and Addresses
From y to T.
From u to Z.

dress next year, Bozeman, Mont;
Columbia address, 302 Waugh street
Wright, Caroline Shafroth; rural
teacher; address next year, Fayette
Mo-; Columbia address, 80 Waugh
street.
Wright, Myrtle H.; regular student;
Columbia address, 2O3 South Fifth
street
Wulff, A. F.; rural teacher; address
next year, Linn, Usage County, Mo-
Columbia address, 107 South Sixth
street
Youmans, Mary; regular student next
semester; home address, Fort
Smith, Ark; Columbia address, 215
Hit street.
Young, G. u; high school teacher and
principal, teaching history, English
mathematics, Latin and agriculture;
address next year, Curryville, Mo. :;
Columbia address, 722 Missouri ave-
nue..
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18
P. E. KARAKER GOES TO MICHIGAN
viii Be Research Assistant in Agri.
cultural College at Lansing.

P. E. Karaker will depart Immediate
ly after the Summer Session to fill an
appointment as research assistant in
the Michigan Agricultural College at
Lansing, Mich
Mr.. Karaker was Obliged to leave
school last semester on account of
illness. He is back for the summer
Session and will complete the re-
quirements for the degree of Master
of Arts in agronomy.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18
The Seventh Column

Diogenes was going around with an
electric searchlight and a foot rule.
"Wot cha lookin' for now?" asked
the policeman on the beat.
Il am looking" explained Diogenes
patiently, for a man with a nose
short enough that he can avoid wetting
it at the University drinking fountains.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18

| "a French count has been awarded
rebate of 5000 because the roof of
limousine he bought was too low
to accommodate his wife's hat.)
Look! What is that?' the stranger
said.
"The houses all have steeples.
Your taste in buildings seem to be
The strangest of all peoples"
why, not at ALL" his host replied.
Those are our ladies' bowers.
The law compels the architects
To fit their plans with towers"
Scientists at the University of Penn
| sylvania are inoculating bedbugs with
leprosy for experimental purposes. 1t
would do the world more good if lock-
jaw were used.
At last the slander that women
cannot play politics has been dispell-
ed The Women's Homestead Associ-
alton of Cambridge, Mass, has de-
manded that Mayor Edward Barry wed
if he wants to be reelected, and has
submitted a list of satisfactory can
didates.
"Hoppers" are in disfavor in Kan
sas. No, the farmers aren't after the
persons who indulge in the new
dances, but are killing the winged in
sects that spit tobacco juice
Baron Paul Zglinitzky, a German
nobleman, is going to become nat
uralized American citizen. Has the
baron considered how many times he
must hear his name mispronounced if
he makes his home in this country?
This weeks prize puzzle follows:
Why is a mustache? A bouquet of
spinach is offered as a prize to the
first person answering this success
fully.
"It doesn't take much to make some
persons contented.
'How's that?"
well, didn't you ever notice how
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18

high school at Norborne, Mo-; Co
lumbia address, Y. NJ C. A.
Brown, Elmer Bergun; regular stu
dent; Golden City, Mo-; Columbia
address, lila Locust street.
Bryan, Cena Lock; home address, Co
lumbia, Mo-; Columbia address, 141:
Hinkson avenue.
Butler, Iva T.; home address, Excello
Mo-; Columbia address, 512 Soutf
Fifth.
Caldwell, Reed Wilson; home address
Clark, Mo-; Columbia address, 614
Washington avenue.
Galloway, George Henderson; home
address, Waverly, Mo.
Galloway, Parkham Postell; home ad.
dress, Marshfield, Mo-; address next
year, Paris, Mo-; Columbia address
71S Maryland.
Campbell, Geneva D.; regular stu
dent; home address, Carthage, Mo
Columbia address, 215 Hit.
! Carney, Alberta; Columbia address
1918 Anthony.
Carney, Margaret; regular student;
Columbia address, 1918 Anthony.
Vesser streets.
Carroll, Dora; home address, Mays
Vile; Columbia address, Fourth and
Carter, John NJ; regular student
home address, Miami, Ok; Columbia
address, Coop store.
Castlemen, Mrs. Anna; Columbia ad-
dress, R. F. D. No. 8.
Cauthorn, Emma; regular student;
Columbia address, 4O1 Price.
Clarahan, Francis Anna; Columbia ad-
dress, Ill Hit.
Clark, Fay; home address, Neosho
Columbia address, sos Virginia.
Clay, Henry Robinson, Jr.; regular
student; home address, Plattsburg;
Columbia address, Stewart road.
Clay, James Ashton; regular student /;
home address, Plattsburg; Columbia
address, Stewart road
Clayton, Claud Franklin; regular
student; Columbia address, Y. M. c.
A. Building.
Clayton, Frances N; regular student;
home address, Tampa, Fla; Colum-
bia address, Sampson Hall.
Cline, Jessie Alice; regular student !;
Columbia address, 303 Waugh street
Cline, Ruby; Columbia address, 9OS
Waugh street
Cogan, Elizabeth Mary; home address,
Kansas City; Columbia address,
1904 Locust.
Colby, Buford Monroe; regular stu
dent; home address, Norborne; Co.
lumbia address, 719 Gentry.
Corlew, Mrs. ]. L.; grade teacher, 41O
Price avenue.
Cutler, J. F.; regular student; home
address, Epworth, Mo-; Columbia
address, 705 Hit street.
Cunningham, Addie Eve; grade teach
er at Mexico, Mo-; Columbia ad-
dress, Sampson Hall.
Daugherty, Charles F.; Columbia ad-
dress, 13 Allen place.
Davidson, Velma; regular student;
home address, West Plains, Mo-; !;
Columbia address, 215 Hit street.
Davis, Elton Roy; regular student !;
home address, 1905 Keyser avenue.
Davis, Otho Lauren; regular student !;
home address Walnut Grove, Mo. !;
Columbia address, SIS South Sixth
street.
Davis, Wilbur L.; home address,
Huntsville, Mo-. Columbia address,
13 Allen place.
Davis, Willie Mason; home address
Keytesville, Mo-; Columbia address
109 Hit street.
Dennis, May E.; regular student;
home address, Macon, Mo-; Colum-
bia address, 13 Missouri avenue.
Deimer. George w; home address
Brunswick, Mo-; Columbia address
COG South Fifth street.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18
Supplementary List.

nue..
Supplementary List.
Abrain, Robert Cranston; regular stu
dent; home address st. Louis, Mo. (;
Columbia address, 1411 Pratt street
Adams, Cecil NJ; regular student;
home address, Columbia, Mo-; now
with the biology party at Lander,
Wyo.
Algo, Murla; regular student; home
address, 1900 Bass avenue, Colum-
bia.
Aloysuis Sister Joseph; home address,
st. Louis; Columbia address, los
Waugh street
Armstrong, w. X; home address,
Unionville, Mo-; Columbia address,
10S South Sixth; address next year,
Unionville, Mo.
Arnold, Eliza Lou; Columbia address,
Sampson Hall.
Athanasia, Sister Mary; home address,
Kansas City, Mo-; teacher in st.
Joseph Academy, st. Joseph, Mo. !;
Columbia address, 105 Waugh street.
Averitt, Ruth; grade teacher; home
address, Mexico, Mo-; Columbia ad-
dress, Pemberton Hail.
Babb, Joseph Glenn; regular student;
Columbia address, S12 Virginia ave-
nue..
Bailey, AIDA E.; home address, La
Plata, Mo-; Columbia address, SIT
South Sixth street.
Bailey, Jessie Barbara; regular stu
dent; home address, S07 Rollins
street.
Bailey, Mary; regular student; home
address, 807 Rollins street.
Baker, Frank P; home address, Full
ton, Mo-; Columbia address, Y. M.
c. A; address next year, Auxvasse,
Mo.
Barrett, Thomas Victor regular stu
dent; home address, Springfield,
Mo.
Batterton, Mary James; home address,
u West Broadway, Columbia. Mo. :
Beaver, Leona Maxwell; home address,
R. F. D. 7, Columbia.
Beery, NJ A; home address, Kansas
City; address next year, Raymore,
Mo-; Columbia address, College
avenue.
Bell, Louis Albert; home address, St
Louis; Columbia address, TIC Mis-
souri, avenue.
Bennett, ]. P; home address, Free
man, Mo-; Columbia address, Y. M
c. A.
Bennett, Richard Horace; regular stu
dent; home address, Higginsville
Mo-; Columbia address, 800 Waugh
street.
Berry, Grace NJ; home address
Louisiana, Mo-; Columbia address
500 Turner avenue.
Biggs, c. R.; home address, Hume
Mo-; Columbia address, 81 Virginia
avenue.
Black, R. S.; regular student; home
address, Union, Mo-; Columbia ad.
dress, 400 South Fifth street.
Blackwell, ]. D.; regular student
home address, 9O9 Elm street.
Blake, Lutte; home address, Salisbury
Mo.
Blom, Edward c.; home address
Washington, Mo-; Columbia address
Jackson, Mo
Book, Carl NJ; regular student; home
Address, St. Louis, Mo-; Columbia
address, Lowry Hall.
Boogher, Beulah; home address, st
Louis; grade teacher next year al
McAlester, Ok; Columbia address
204 Hit street.
Bolts, Benson; home address, Mexico
Mo-. Columbia address, 1902 Univer.
sity avenue.
Boucher, Manly D.; home address
Monroe City, Mo.
Boutwell,, Lloyd Reuben; regular stu
dent; home address, Hamilton, Mo
Braden, Della; home address, Tina
Mo-; Columbia address, 71S Missouri
avenue.
Brentel, Henry Reese; home address
Cape Girardeau, Mo-; Columbia ad
dress, 512 South Fifth street.
Brentel, William Edward; home ad
dress, Cape Girardeau, Mo-; Colum
bia address, 512 South Fifth street
Briggs, Mary Elizabeth; home address
Fayette, Mo-; teacher Fayette Higf
School; Columbia address, III Mis-
souri, avenue.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18
TUESDAY ASSEMBLIES TO sTOPa
Unless More Attend, Meetings OF
That Day Will Be Discontinued.

Unless more students attend the
Tuesday morning Assemblies they will
be discontinued during the Summer
Session.
"It is unfair to our speakers to ask
them to deliver addresses to such
small audiences as the one we have
here" said Prof. ]. D. Elliff, at the
Tuesday Assembly. Il know this
Auditorium is warm, and perhaps it
is cooler out under the trees. Unless
hereafter, we shall have only one AS
sembly each week-on Thursday
morning"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1913-07-18

many of them can spend a whole SIM
day morning leaning on trash can
on Broadway"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
8 Meningitis Cases
at New Grady Ward
Prevalence of MaIady Moves Board
of Health to Open Hos
pital to Victims.

Five persons to-day occupy the
contagion ward at Grady Hospital,
opened yesterday afternoon by order
Of the Board of Health. for sufferers
from cerebro- spinal meningitis. La
ter the ward will be enlarged, accord
ing to the demand and persons af-
ficted with other contagious diseases
will be received
The physicians in charge will be
Drs. r. T. Dorsey, Jr J. Edgar Paulin
and Joseph r. Hines. DIR. w. B.
SummeraII, superintendent of Grady
Hospital. said only graduate nurses
will be retained in the contagion ward.
The alarming prevalence of menin-
gifts in Atlanta moved the Board of
Health to order the establishment Of
the ward Reports in the office of
Health Officer Kennedy indicate that
there are about so cases within the
city limits, and that 80 have been re-
ported since January /. Five patients
are in the new ward, four negroes and
one white woman.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
Niece Of President
To Go on the Stage
Mrs. George Howe, Formerly of Co.
lumbia, S. c., Will Have Part
in New Comedy.

NEW YORK. April Mrs. George
Howe, niece of President Woodrow
Wilson, will make her debut as a pro-
fessonaI actress in this city this
week.
She is an ardent believer in suf-
frage and eugenics and hopes to pre-
sent these subjects to the public by
means of the drama. She has
adopted a stage name which she re-
fuses to disclose, wishing to win an
artistic success on her own merits
In company with several widely
known professionals and amateur
actresses, Mrs. Howe will appear in
the PARKWAY Princess a One-act
comedy given by the Women's Suf-
frage party.
Mrs. Howe is the wife of DIR. George
Howe, only son of the Presidents
sister, and a member of the faculty
of the University of North Carolina.
Both he and his wife are natives of
North Carolina and lived for several
years at Columbia, $. c.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
POISONING FROM FOOD
Every Bite May Poison-All
Could Be Methuselahs If We
Did Not Shorten Life by
Self Poisoning.

All food eaten leaves IN the stOm-
aCh some waste unused PARTICLES.
This waste ferments and generates
uric scid. and when uric acid gets m
the blood % poisOns the system. This
5 is termed AutuJoNemla, or Self-P3l-
s0uiug. Constipation indigestion, BILL
iausuesS. dyspepsia. sick headache,
. lauEuiduess and a weakened physical
condition result Eliminate AuluJpA-
rmia. and we could live to Ice hun
er-.s of wears old.
JACOBS LIVER SALT fiushes
stomach and bowels, dlss0lNeS the
uric acid which has accumulated and
! eNpeIs 10 with the feImenunE waste
Take JACOBS LIVER SALT IN
tie morning before breakfast. You
viii do "a better days work. and with
. fre CONSCIOUSNESS that your health rs
. sateguardeI against any lnolscreuon
lu eating
JACOBS LIVER SALT is better
han ralumcl for ustipatlou and
pilipusuess Acts quickly and more
thoroughly, requiring no cleansing
.aff eT-doSe. causes no after danger or
saIiyatiou. never gripes or uausedteS.
no other liver medicine is equal 10 Dc.
don't take the inferior substitute THAI
may be offered. All druggists should
have the genuine JACOBS LIN t.lt
SALT. zoe Ii yours can not supply
You. full size jar mailed upon receipt
OF price. postage free. Made ana
. Company. Atlanta
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
OLD FOLKS FIND new REMEDY RELIEVES
ALL KIDNEY AND BLADDER MISERIES

1t neutralizes and dissolves the
poisonous uric acid substances that
lodge in the joints and muscles,
causing rheumatism; and makes the
kidneys filter and sift out all the
poisonous waste matter from the
blood and drive it out of the sys-
TEN.
It matters not how old YOU are
or how long you have suffered,
Croxona is so prepared that it is
practically impossible TO take it
into the human system without re
suits. You will find it different from
from all other remedies. There is
nothing else on earth like il. Ii
starts to work Immediately and
more than a few doses are seldom
required to relieve even the most
chronic, obstinate case.
You can obtain an original pack
age of Croxone at trifling cost from
any first-class druggist. All drug
return the purchase price II Crox-
one should fail in a single case.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
Dance Masters to
Bar Naughty Poses
Plan to Substitute Fancy Swings
for Wiggles and Risque
Shuffles.

CHICAGO, April dancing mas
tiers of Chicago and other Middle
Western cities to-day planned ma
tional reform in dancing which they
will take up with the national organ
ization of their profession at the next
convention this summer at Asbury
Park, n. ]. Folk dances will be
argued as the best national pastime.
The new folk dances which the
masters have decreed were o. X.
have been named the "Sapho" and
the ACE of Diamonds" In these
dances the masters have eliminated
the naughty positions, the rlsque
shutting, syncopated steps and have
injected some fancy swings which
they believe will become as much a
craze as the Tango, Bunny Hug and
other dances to which they and the
police object.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
Drives Rheumatic Pains Away,
Relieves Backache and Blad-
der Disorders After A
Few Doses Are Taken.

Sleep bladder weak
uesses. backache, rheumatism. and
the many other kindred ailments
which so commonly come with de-
clining years. need no longer be a
source of dread and misery to those
who are past the middle age Of life.
The new discovery. CroXone re-
Iieves all such disorders because it
removes the very cause of the trou-
BILE. 1t soaks right into the kid
news. through the walls and Innings;
cleans out the little filtering glands
and cells, and gives the kidneys new
strength to do their work properly.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
River RevelS in
Deluge of Liquor
Four Truck Loads Of All Varieties
Dumped Into the Arkansas by
Retiring City Officials.

WICHITA, KANS. April THE
Arkansas River was having the time
of its life to-day.
Hundreds of gallons of whisky,
nearly goo cases Of beer and many
barrels OF wine were poured into it
this. afternoon.
The liquor, four truckloads of it,
was dumped by city officials who were
displaced at last Tuesdays election.
They cOnfiscated it with the deter
mination TO leave a "clean slate" for
their successors.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
COATED TONGUE
MEANS LAZY LIVER
A Lazy Liver Needs a Dose of
Dodson's Liver Tone-Guar-
anteed to Take Place of
Calomel.

When your doctor looks to see if
your tongue is coated, he is trying to
find out If your liver Is working prop
erly A few years ago doctors had
to prescribe calOmei-there was moth
ing else to give.
Recently in many sections of the
country Dodson's Liver Tone has
practically taken the place Of CalOmel
as a liver remedy. DodsOn's Liver
Tone is mild, pleasant tasting and
harmless-Which makes IL q fine
medicine for use when your children
become bilious and cOnstipated. But
the most remarkable feature of DOd-
sons Liver Tone is the fact that all
druggists who sell II guarantee II alb
solutely. The druggist will return
your money without argument II a
bottle fails to give entire satisfaction.
Price, 80 cents We suggest that
you get a bottle to-day and have il
ready for the next member of your
family whose liver goes wrong.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
Woman Beats UpHer
Husband at Theater
Infatuated Wife Routs Man From
Seat in Front Box With An
other Woman, Neighbor.

CHICAGO, April Mrs Edward
Exelbv followed her husband to n
theater and when the curtain went
down on the first act, entered the
front box, where he sat with another
woman. The audience was thrown
into a near panic when she attacked
Exelby and beat him on the head with
a large handbag.
AS the husband fled. Mrs. Exelby
turned to the audience and announced
that the man was her husband and
that his woman companion was a
neighbor.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
Vanderbilt or Kahn
Buys Famed Chateau
"De Chenonceau," Once Home Of
Royalty, Brings $35o,o0o When
Sold at Auction.
BY CHARLES HENRY MELTZER.
Special Gable to The Atlanta Georgian.

BY CHARLES HENRY MELTZER.
Special Gable to The Atlanta Georgian.
PARIS, April 7.-Operatic interest
is attached to the historic and world
famous Chateau de Chenonceau. which
has just been knocked down at auc-
ton nominally to a Mr.. Delorme, who
was acting, it is supposed, for an
American millionaire. possibly VIII
liam X. Vanderbilt, Sr. or Otto Kahn.
The price paid was $35O,O0O.
The second scene Of the French
opera, Les Huguenots," recently re-
vived at the Metropolitan Opera
House, in Italian, is laid at ChenOn-
ceau. The chateau was once the
abode of royalty and has long been
known TO tourists in the Lerre dis
triCt.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-07
26 ST0CKMEN ARE HURT
WHEN TRAINS COLLIDE

FNIRDALIE ILL. April 7-Twen-
ty-siN men were injured in a rear
end collision OF two stock trains on
the main line of the G., NJ. and St. p
Railroad early to-day All of the in
iured men were stoclmcn. Some Of
them We're so seriously hurt that their
recovery is doubtful.