Connecticut western news., 1913-08-28
The Wurra Wurra Club.

A large number of members came out to the meeting, in spite of the indications of snowstorm, and all present enjoyed it very nicely, in spite of the heat and humidity. Mir. Bill Sheldon, the present president was not present. He was away somewhere, attending the Grand Lodge, and couldn't get back in time for the meeting, so Mir. S. Businesslike Strong, the venerable sexton of the Club, dep utized Dennie O'Neil to act as chairman pro tenn. There being no objection MT. O'Neil mounted the throne, took the hammer in hand, gave the desk a welt that jared the inkstand off, and declared the meeting open for business. The Opening Ode was sung by Mir. Samuel c. Camp, to the tune of "The Fisher mans Daughter" and Undertaken Lasher read the minutes of the previous meeting.
 Al. Herriman got up and said he would like to suggest that those who had been subpoenaed to take part in Coroner Sam Herman's inquest examinations in the Town Hall, raise their hands, as 1t was his purpose to organize them into an auxiliary of the Criminal Consistory which was the outgrowth of the cele- brated court of inquiry a year or so ago. Nobody's right hand was raised. Herri- man sat down, and didn't get up again until he got up to go.
 On motion of Cat DeHart it was voted that the Club attend, in a body, the big fair at Salisbury, on Labor Day, and that each member wear a billed shirt and | carry a cane. After the vote was de- clared, ex-Mayor Rowe moved that it be rescinded, as he wished to offer a sub stitute providing for an addition to the costume in the shape of pair of trousers at least. Mir. Rowe's motion was lost, on rising vote.
 The resignation of Frank H. Wilcox, as a member of the Wurra Wurra Club, was read by the secretary, and on motion of Dr. Ross it was accepted and the l secretary was instructed to communicate to the retiring member an expression of the Clubs regret, with the assurance that if he ever wanted a recommend it would be forwarded to him on applica- ton.
 Mir. Edward w. Warner got up. He said: "Mr. President, think Judge Ford ought to complimented on his skill, for fining that Bond fellow $Io for running his automobile at a reckless rate of speed and smashing Johnnie Adams ear. I wish he'd fined him $roo. A few exam pies of that kind of treatment would have a good effect on other reckless runners and make it safer for decent people to be out nights on the road"
 "Do understand the gentleman to offer anything in the way of motion along that line?" inquired Chairman O'Neil.
 "I don't know what you understand" replied Mir. Warner, smiling affably, "but Pm much obliged to Judge Ford for his skill"
 Philip Orben got up to suggest that it was high time the Woman's Relief Corps of the Wurra Wurra Club was heard from through the committee appointed to organize it couple of years ago. "Since it was reported that the Woman's Relief Corps was ready to be instituted" said he, Ca number of mighty pretty girls have come into town, and"
 "You're out of order" yelled the chair. "You have no taste in the matter of fe- male loveliness; otherwise you wouldn't be an old bachelor. You consider every new girl the prettiest. have no respect for your judgment. Sit down. If there is no further business the meeting stands adjourned" And it stood SO.