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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
HAPPY OLD AGE
Most Likely 20 Follow Proper Eating


AS old age advances we require less
/ food to replace waste and food that
/ will not oVertax the digestive organs
while supplying true nourishment
/ Such an ideal food is found in Ora De.
Nuts. made of whole wheat and barley
/ by long baking and action of diastase
IN the barley which changes the starch
into most digestible sugar
The phosphates also, placed u un.
der the outercoat Of the wheat, are
included In Grape-Nuts, but are llck.
ing In white -four because the on -er.
coat Of the wheat darkens the -four
and is left out by the miller The ye
natural phosphates are necessary 10
the well-balanced building Of muscle,
brain and nerve cells
i have used Grape-Nuts,' writes an
Iowa man, "for s years and feel as
good and am stronger than ] was ten
years ago
Among my customers I meet man
every day who is well along in years
and attributes his good health TO
Grape-Nuts and Postum which he has
used for the last years He mixes
Grape-Nuts with Postum and says
they go fine together.
For many years before / began to
eat Grape-Nuts. ! could not say that ]
enjoyed life or knew what It was 10 be
able 70 say I am well I suffered
greatly with constipation, but now my
habits are as regular as ever in my
life.
Whenever make extra effort
depend on Grape-Nuts food and # iust
fills the bill ] can think and write a
great deal easier"
There's Reason" Name given by
Postum Co. Battle Greek, Mich Read
THE Road TO MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. new
one appears from time 10 time. Taey
are genuine. true, and fun Of human
interest.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Getting Down to Facts.

Bernard's mother tries faithfully TO
break the boy of his habit of exag-
gerat,on, and every improbable state
ment is closely questioned Once,
aroused by the sounds of feline dis
turbance, she asked:
What is the matter on the back
porch. Bernard ?"
There are 80 cats out there" the
boy replied from his post of ohserva-
tion at the window.
You don't mean that there are
really 40?" his mother asked
We'll. then, 90"
80 many as 20?"
Maybe there aren't more than
ten"
But, are you sure there arc temp
mother went on mercilessly
We'll. mamma replied Bernard
decidedly there's our cat and
Thompson's cat-and | won't fall an
other cat"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Siren Sentenced to Siberia

to encounter her former husband
the Oriental consul. and. with a justi
fed dread of complications, she sud
denly left the chief jaller and returned
to Russia.
For two years she lived peacefully
in Russia. and enjoyed a considerable
private income. having realized excel
lently upon her various husbands -
valuables. Also she made great
number of other eligibles temporarily
happy by marrying them.
In this varied path OF life she con.
tinued until her sixteenth victim. a
lawyer. became welded to her. The
union proved peaceful and happy;
there was child But, at a bah in a
small town she came face to face with
a former husband" who. despite her
entreaties, informed the man whom
she genuinely loved.
The latter instituted proceedings.
and the police then discovered that
the woman was a former convict
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
After Wedding Sixteen Men and Rob
hing Them Woman Was Convict
ed and Deported.

St Petersburg.--After causing in.
Vulnerable men to fall in love with
her-actually marrying 16 of the more
impressionable and richer ones--Ta-
tiana Betcheriak has just been exiled
for life to Siberia.
The woman, who is now more than
forty years old, retains her remarkable
beauty to a surprising degree She
married at the age of sixteen and
lived with her husband about three
years.
Becoming a widow, she soon welded
rich land owner and compelled him
to spend large sums upon her. When
he was nearly ruined she left him, but
remembered to take all his valuables
with her
The next husband" was a stock
broker, who quickly fell captive TO the
fair Tatiana. Having induced him to
transfer all his property to her the ad-
venturous beauty sold it and escaped
abroad with lieutenant, whom. how
ever. she quickly deserted in order TO
wed fascinated Oriental consul.
Selling all the consul's realizable
possessions. his wife" LEFT him poste
haste and retErsssd to Russia by means
Of stolen passport. Here she was
wooed and won by an important Off
ciai Again she left her latest "hus-
band. after abstracting all portable
vaiuables. but this time she was
caught and exiled to Siberia.
1t nov seemed as though her career
had received an effective check. but
the chief jailer in the far eastern
wastes soon came under the spell of
the beautiful Tatiana and fed with
her to Constantinople.
Here, however. the woman CHANGED
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
To Keen Plants

A good way in which to keep plants
fresh without watering them when the
house must be closed is to take all the
plants to the cellar or some other
cold place and set them in tubs. with
an ordinary brick under each flower
pot. Pour into the tubs just enough
water to cover the bricks. 1t is hes,
to place the tubs by an east window
IL possible.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

Catholic ritual, was conducted by Car
dinal Netto. former archbishop patri.
arch of Lisbon.
There was a brilliant gathering of
princes and princesses. Among them
were the prince Of Wales, represent
ing King George Of England; Prince
Eitel Frederick representing Emper.
or William of Germany: Prince and
Princess Henry XXXIIL Of Reuss.
Princes Frederick of Hohenzollern:
Prince Carol and Princess Eliza.
beth.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Cool in Face Of Death.

One of the most extraordinary cases
OF sangfroid on the scaffold occurred
sometime ago, when Macdonald, who
murdered Miss Holt, paid the pen
atty OF his crime In England. The
hangman had forgotten the white cap
to place over the prisoners eyes and
Macdonald. noticing what had hap
pened. remarked to his executor:
Put your hand in my breast pocket
and you'll find silk handkerchief.
That will do to bind my eyes, won't it ?
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Exaaaerated Report.

Linstrom-I hear that Billums
turned all his property into bonds: dis
inherited his son. who married
chambermaid. and left everything to
college.
Janiver-O, he wasn't so mean as
that! Under the terms of the will,
the college will have to employ the
son, at a salary of 81 a week. to cut
of its coupons.-Judge
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Price of Peace.

She appeared to be somewhat ex
cited when he came home that night
and he naturally asked the cause.
THE man in the top fiat has fallen
In love with our cook" she said.
What of it?" he asked.
He's been trying to get her to run
away and marry him"
Do you mean the man who prac
tees on the cornet every night?"
She said she did, and he made e
dive for his pocket.
Tell the cook" he exclaimed, ex
citedly, that I'm a poor man, but
IN give fifty dollars if she'll do it."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

along. endeavoring to land 1t in the
rocks, he cane face to face with a
bear, accompanied by cub
Mrs. Bear Immediately rushed the
ball player. They roughed it and
Barry was getting the best Of the
argument, when, in q clinch, he step
ped on the 81 and fell. with the bear
or top.
Barry's friend heard the commotion,
and, cutting a sapllng. came to the
rescue. Barry was unconscious from
loss Of blood, his right arm being torn
from elbow to shoulder. he was
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
FRITZ ScHEFF A BANKRUPT
Noted Actress Files Petition In New
York-LiabiIitles $4,000
Assets $4,000.

New York.--Fritzi Schef Of foot.
light fame filed voluntary petition in
bankruptcy here. She owes approxis
mately $4,000 Her assets. inelud-
ing real estate at Big Stone Gap. Va.
home Of herr former husband. John
Fox. Jr., novelist. are listed at $4,000
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Ex-KlNG MANUEL is MARRIED
Former Ruler Of Portugal Marrles
Princess Victoria of Hohen-
zoiiern in Germany.

Sigmaringen, Germany. the
pomp and ceremony associated with
royalty, former King Manuel of Port
ugal was married to Princess Angus
tine Victoria of Hohenzollern in the
castle of the brides father here. The
ceremony, which followed the Roman
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
BEAR oUTWREsTLES A MAN
5ruin Gets the Best Of It Until Eel.
low Fisherman Comes Upon
the Scene of Action.

Beagdette. Minn-P. J. Barry Of
Chicago. who pitched for the Spencer,
MINI. baseball team recently. ss-ar-
neyed with a friend to the Lake Of
the Woods. They were fishing and
became separated. Barry hooked q
S5-pound pike and while walking
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
eovernors % work On Roada.

Little Rock. Ark.-Goyernor George
w. Hayes Of Arkansas and Governor
Major Of Missouri announced that they
will don oyerslls and give an exhibit.
ton OF plain and fancy shove1Rg on
the Arkansas rOa0T
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Perfectly Obvious.

Johnny Mamma. Tommy Browns
mother makes him go to Sunday
school every Sunday morning.
Mamma-How do You know she
makes him 20?
Johnny-Bscause he goes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

Lydla Il. Rlnkham s
We eta bic Com
pound has done for
me. / was weak,
nervous, and cared
for nothing Blu {
sleep. Now l can
go ahead with my
work daily and feel
ten years younger
than before / started
taking your medi-
cine. / will advise
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

report of Lieut.. Milling and Lieut..
Sherman. in which for the first time
the story of the fight is given.
The report, in part, says:
In going from Texas City to San
Antonio left the ground at 2:15 p. m.
March 2S 1913. in an east wind of 25
miles an hour After circling the field
for five minutes and attaining an alti-
tude of 900 feet. started for San An
tonic. 1t was originally intended to
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

/ taken to Kenora and # is not beiiev-
ed his wounds are dangerous.
The men captured the cub and
took It with them Barry will take
the animal TO Chicago when he re.
covers.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
A. Aml,,lah

THE leaves are turning early. See
that clump of red by the wayside?"
Il think them sre the local consta.
ble's whiskers, declared the chauf.
feur, putting on extra apeed.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Busy Trip.

Il had tough time delivering the
mail yesterday" declared the post
man.
How was that?"
Had a bulldog and chunk of liver
ia the same delivery. Louisville
Courier,Journal
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
ras court to chanus Nans.

Paterson. n Jon his plea that
not one man out Of hundred could
pronounce his name. John Yuszkeyicz
Of this city got a court order to change
his name to John links.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Modeatv.

you might let me have the car for
an hour, uncle"
IAN right my boy. you can have it."
And / say. can you let me have
the price of couple of fines or SOP
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

First Rector am going 10 preach
to the 400, How can / move them?
Second Reetor-~You have to move
them in limousines.--Ju
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Sharp

First Hopeful Nephew proudly -
Aunt says call her up on the phone
oftener than you do.
Second Hopeful Nephew-Did she
accuse you of anything else?
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

Switzerland will soon have by
droeloctric plant using the highest
waterfall in the world so harnessed.
the water dropplng SAP feet
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

Grammercy-So your wife is going
to sue for divorce. Did she meet
her affinity while away in the coun-
try?
Park-No When she came back
she met mine Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Inst lotion.

Johnny-And does the gas meter
measure the quantity of gas you use?
Papa-No. my son-the quantity
you have to pay for.-Puck.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
plea with a punch to II.

Clerk ito employer)-I should like
"a four weeks vacation this year, sir,
If possible. never felt so strong in
my life!-Puck.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
His Advantane.

That real estate agent is a neat ad-
vertiser."
Yes; he manages to keep his
houses in print"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

New York.-The granite blocks that
have served as walls for the old Astor
house here will be sold to a tomb
stone maker by the firm engaged to
raze the landmark
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
On the Beach.

Anything in that floating bottle?"
Great find. Had girls name in
it,"
"Shucks! l thought maybe it had a
drink in it,"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
The Idea.

why are you trying to keep all
this scandalous gossip aioat?"
Because ] want TO be in the swim?"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Consolation.

Il really fear am losing my mind"
Well. don't worry about it. No one
is apt to notice it"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
The Sinner.

Didn't you confess all your former
life to your wife after the wedding?'
NO; we weren't married long
enough for that."-Judge (Munich).
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

Mrs winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the guns, reduces inhamma,
1ion, allays pain,cures wind colo ,25c botte.kas
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
On the Quiet

Owl-Would your mother mind If
! took you out for an auto ride?
Chicken-Mind? She wouldn't hear
of it,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

The way to become popular with
most people Is to keep away from
them.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

When a business runs down it is
wound up to make it stop.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
W. N. u. MILWAUKEE, NO. so-1s1s.

A liar has great advantage in not
being hampered by facts
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

Minds Of great men run in the
same channel when the MONDAY whis.
tie blows.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
Another Sufferer Relieved.

Romayor, Texas. 81 suffered terri
bly, with a displacement and bladder
trouble. l was in misery all the time
and could not walk any distance. I
thought | never could be cured, but my
mother advised me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and / did.
al am cured OF the displacement and
the bladder trouble is relieved. think
the Compound is the finest medicine on
earth for suffering women" - Mrs
VIOLA JASPER, Romayor, Texas.
II yOu want special advice write to
Lydia L. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnn-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter viii
be opened, read and answered by
woman and held in strict confidence.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
WOMAN FEELS
10 YEARS
YOUNGER
Since Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Re-
stored Her Health.

Louisville, KY. take great pleas
ure in writing to inform You of what
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01

any woman TO consult with you before
going to doctor. Mrs. INIzE VIII
LIS, 2229 Bank ST., Louisville, KY.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-01
In,oortanf 10 aaotherI

tutHOtNottheO hetS6tOs
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-04
HOLDS THAW STILL INSANE.
Privileges He Has Enjoyed at Mat
teawan to Be Curtailed.

ALBANY. n. ", March 4.-Harry h.
Thaw, slayer Of Stanford White, is still
of unsound mind and his release from
the Matteawan state Hospital would be
dangerous to the public peace ana sate'.'
according to an affidavit made to Attor-
ney General Carmody by DR.. Roy J."
Leak, acting superintendent of the hos
pital.
The affidavit will be used as the state
return to the writ Of habeas corpus OBJ
tanned Saturday directing the state TO
produce Thaw before Justice Ciegerich IN
New York Thursday and show cause WY
Thaw should not be given his freedom
At a conference between the aftofney
general, Col. Joseph +. Scott. superin
tendent Of state prisons. and DR.. Leak IL
was decided to redi aft the rules and regu-
lations governing the inmates OF Mattea-
wan. with a view to curtailing the priNi-
leges heretofore extended to Thaw. All
rules which might tend TO operate IN
favor of Thaw will be abrogated.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-04

the University Of South Dakota. His
coming adds to the representation of his
family in Congress, for he is brother of
Representative John A. Sterling of Illi-
nois, who was one of the House man.
ayers for the Archibald impeachment trial
Senator Burleish of Maine is expected
to be one of the lumber experts when
Congress takes up tariff revision. for his
business for many years has been lumber.
He has gotten away from pine and cedar
piles at various times to serve his state as
governor and to help legislate in the
House of Representatives for about eight
years His entrance increases the num-
Der of newspaper proprietors in the Sem
ate. for he is the publisher of the Ken
nebec Journal of Augusta, Me.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-04

talk, breathe and eat nothing but water
way Improvement projects. For several
years he has been president of the Ma
tional Rivers and Harbors Congress and
his reelection has been regularly consid-
cred g. matter of course. His special hob
by Is the Improvement of the Mississippi
river from Cairo to the Gulf Of Mexico.
Practice Of the law led him into politics,
and for about thirteen years he was
member of the national House Of Repre-
sentatives. dividing his time between that
and his cotton plantation In Louisiana.
Between Senator Sterling and President
Wilson there Is expected to be a special
bond Of fellowship. because Mr.. Sterling,
as we'll as Mr.. Wilson, has been a peda-
gogue. He has recently been a dean of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-04

court in Kansas He left the state bench
to enter the Senate.
Known az q Trust Buster.
Senator Walsh Of Montana has been
hailed as a trust buster" He won this
classification because he has for many
years been on the trail Of the Amalgamat-
ed Copper Company. His special hobby.
when he was not firing volleys at that
corporation, has been irrigation and land
laws, and he il regarded as such an ex-
pert on those subjects that no big discus
sion is considered complete without some
word from him as to his views.
Senator Ransdell Is believed to think.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-04
SEVENTEEN new FACES;
MANY LEADERS RETIRE
Mr.. Wilson and Other Dignitaries
- Witness the Ceremony.
FOUR MOVE UP FROM HOUSE
Others of Senate Recruits" Have
Served in Popular Branch Of
Lawmaking Body.

Seventeen new United States senators
were sworn into office by Vice President
Marshall. in the presence of President
Wilson and head officers of the legislative
and judicial branches of the government
and the ambassadors and ministers from
practically every foreign country to this
nation. this afternoon. Ard coincident
with the taking of the oath by these SEN
atorial "novices'' was shifted the ma
jority control of the upper house of the
national legislature from the republicans
10 the democrats.
The administration of the oaths. I'm fact,
was an important part Of the shifting OF
entire governmental responsibility from
the republican party. that has held 1t for
sixteen years, TO the democratic party.
vice President Marshall's first official
act after taking the gavel from the hands
of President Pro Tempore Gallinger and
delivering his brief inaugural address. was
to administer the oath Of office to thirty
two senator's whose terms began today
and run for six years. OF those thirty
two fifteen have been occupying seats in
the Senate chamber and seventeen found
seats there today for the first time.
Babies" Not Infants.
These baby senators-looking little
like babies with their gray hairs or be-
whiskered faces-are Harry Lane of Ore
gon. democrat, who succeeds Jonathan
Bourne, jr., republican: William Hughes
of New Jersey, democrat. who succeeds
Frank o. Briggs, republican: George w.
Norris OF Nebraska, republican. who sue
ceeds Norris Brown, republican; John
w Weeks of Massachusetts, republican
who succeeds w. Murray Crane. republic
can: williar2 II. Thompson of Kansas.
democrat who succeeds Charles Curtis,
republican: Thomas j. Walsh of Mon
tana, democrat. who succeeds Joseph NJ.
Dixon. progressive; Joseph +. Ransdell
OF Louisiana, democrat. who succeeds
Murphy J. Foster democrat; Thomas
Sterling of South Dakota. republican, who
succeeds. Robert j. Gamble, republican;
Edwin &. Burleigh of Maine, republican,
who succeeds Obadiah Gardner. demo-
crat John C. Shafroth of Colorado, DEM
ocrat, who succeeds Simon Guggenheim,
republican,: Joseph T. Robinson Of Arkan-
sas. democrat. who succeeds William
kavanaugh, democrat: Ollie James OF
kentucky, democrat. who succeeds
Thomas II. Paynter. democrat: James *
vardaman of Mississippi, democrat, who
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-04
VICTORY FOR SUFFRAGISTS.
Resolution introduced in Indiana
Senate to Change Constitution.

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. March 4
Woman suffrage i'm Indiana yesterday
won a victory when more than 600 women
marched to the statehouse. swarmed onto
the floor of the senate and argued their
cause with coinered legislators. Senator
CRUDE. unable to Withstand the peas, in
troduced joint resolution to amend the
state constitution to grant women fun
suffrage.
From the senate the women went into
the house and there stopped the pro-
ceedings while they made their pleas.
Here, however, little attention was paid
them.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-04

in the volunteer navy during the Span
ish war. Mr. Weeks has been drawn into
banking and politics as professions. AIS
senatorial service follows service IN al.
dermanic chambers, a mayors off1oe ana
for eight years in the House OF Repre-
sentatives.
Just as the republican party has its ele-
plant, the progressives their bull moose
and the democrats their donkey, Senator
Thompson has a rabbit as political en-
blem. A picture Of rabbit was q feature
Of the banners, pamphlets and Autographs
used during Mr.. Thompson's campaign.
with the words under the picture Run
ming like a rabbit When he was only
sixteen years Of age, Mr.. Thompson held
his first public office-that Of clerk OF a