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The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1913-12-19
CHAPTER XVI.
Who Shot Griqqs7

TvOR few minutes longer the
H two men discussed the details
i of the crime. theorizing over
the battling event. Then Cas-
sidy entered
II got the factory at Hartford on the
wire" he explained, land they gave
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1913-12-19
WITHIN
THELAW
By MARVIN DANA
FROM THE PLAY OF
BAYARD WELLER
SYNOPSIS
Copyright 1918. BY the h r. Ty
company.

Mary Turner. a department store clerk.
is sentenced to prison for three years for
theft she did not commit
Edward Glider. owner of the department
store. consents to see Mary before she
goes to prison. expecting her to confess.
Mary protests her innocence to Glider
and begs him TO pay better wages to his
clerks TO save them from temptation.
After three years in prison Mary is
freed. but the police prevent her holding
positions She jumps into the river to end
her life. but is rescued by Joe Carson.
forger.
Mary forms partnership with Carson
and his gang by which they mulct rich
victims in a legal manner. keeping with
in the law
Mary is warned by the police to leave
town after she has formed the acquaint-
ance of Richard Glider. her former en-
ployer's son.
Helen Morris, the girl who had commit
ted the theft for which Mary was impris-
oned, sees Mary and confesses her guilt.
Mary marries Dick Glider without his
fathers knowledge and then refuses to
sail for Europe with him.
agrees with Eddie Griggs another crook.
to help commit burglary in elders
home.
Edward Glider sees his sons bride and
tries 10 induce her to give up her hus-
band. Dick refuses TO leave her even
when she tells him she is an ex-convict.
Inspector Burke calls on Glider and tells
him that a burglary at his home that
night has been arranged through Griggs,
a stool pigeon. to trap Mary Turner and
her gang.
Carson and his gang break into elders
home and are followed by Mary. who is
told OF the proposed burglary. While they
are there Dick returns home.
Already Chicago Red had snapped
off the lights Of the chandelier. had
sprung to the window. thrown open
panel Of ii and had vanished into the
night, with Daccy at his heels. AS
Carson would have called out to the
girl again he was interrupted by Dick:
She couldn't make it. Carson" he
declared cooIly and resolutely. You
60. I'll take care of herr
IF she's caught There was an
iudescribable menace in the forger's
half uttered threat.
She won't be-
IF she is. I'll get you. that's ALL"
Carson said as he dropped out of sight.
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21
flSnc CANE M CHAOS;
CHAMPS HARD TO NAblE|

.Cisbby. Who could fiji welter require.
ments. are eager TO be known ~ mid
diewetghts.
For some time the middisSeiEht
division has been all head and potnts
but now there has been an infusion
Of new blood. the spirit OF rivalry
and competition may oe revived.
Maybe Frank Klaus will stay away
from Paris long enough to take 4
hand In clearing up the champion.
ship. and Eddie MeGoor,y. providing
he can make the weight. may also
become interested.
Let us hope that In some Of the
cissso events will no shape them
selves that there will soon be = de-
cidink match in prospect-one that
will have the earmArks OF = genuine
worlds champio nship and appeal to
the sports generally ss such.
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21
mrrE1 ACQUAINTED

Converting with coteric of
friends. DR.. William Osier tcid Of
q rather embarrassing position OF ~
well known phyHioian.
The phySician Was = guest at i
social affair. and at dinner was plac-
I'd beside m elderly lady whcm he
had not previously met. Almost at
once the lady. who was inclined to
garruility. began to talk.
by the way. DOCTOR" she smiling
iy remarked. ought TO call YOU
doctor or professor"
You may call me what you please
madame. was the physician's quick
reply. II am frank enough to admit
however. that some Of my friends call
me an old fool
81 see, DOCTOR" smilinEly replied
the lady. but Of course. they must
be people who know you intimately"
Chroniclc-Newa soc . month.
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21
A saus sr1A1eE NAM

when members Of the crews Of
~arships OF different sraments
,n.e, while on liberty leave at port
there usually follow badinaxr and
banter that would make good read
Ing said u former biucjacket Of
tael. Sans navy \ few days ago.
The. funniest thing have heard
was when ~as at Hong koak with
a liberty party from Wisconsin. and
We me, a similar sausl from the En-
xiish man OF war Goliath.
As usual. ~c stared In to kid
them about having odd names for
their boats.
Our scrappcrs may ave hodd
names to you Yankees. spoke up the
bonts~sin OF the squad. u buriy cock
ncy. but VIC 'ayen't such baiiy names
as o. u. Ten
This brought = laugh from King
Esi~srd's men. bat wc oouid not sec
the joke.
%. II. Ten:" questioned ono ef
our men. Why. we haven't surh q
nam. A. that on any Of our boats
'Cswnt 'cip IT, came back from,
the cockney. I saw II ri: my own
h-y.s only iawst night ss the boat
cleared port. She had u % bel
stern. o. II. Ten 80.
Then there came . lauEh from
my party that could almost be heard
to the state their ship was named
for. The battleship that had cleared
Hong Kong the night before had on
her stern In brass letters two feet
high OHIO
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21
WILLIAMS WINS HATCH

Newport. Aug. Ar. Norris Will
liams H.. of Philadelphia. defeated
william johnson Of San Francisco In
the feature match today Of the all
eomers tournament. three sets to ono.
The scores were Ga. Ct. Sc.
s-6.
Before the biE match started on
the Ersad court. strachan. the Calf
fornia younS-ter: johnson Of the Da-
Wis cup team. and ciothi-r. this
years dark hor.e. had all won their
match In straight sets:
strachAn defeated Bull OF New
York. 81. Ga. s-3.
Johnson defeated Brown Of New
port. Ga. 81. Ga.
cioihicr defeated Pate OF Brook
lyn. 90. s-:. Ct.
Mclaughlin defeated Leroy. g.
6-&. Ct.
The Whiiiams-Johuson match wss
late In starting. Williams played
brilliantly. taking the firs, set Ga.
ada the second set s-t.
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21

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1AEBAII CHATTER

To all appearances the Battle
Creek team has the souttcdn Miehs-
gan league pennant scwcd up.
Sincs his return to the Detroit II.
gers PADDY Bauman has pcrsormcs.
like . genuine big Lacquer.
After all. Il may be the only Wal.
ter Johnson who will establish the
consecutive win record for the sca.
son.
II Iooas a. though the Highland
svs .hav4 lenSsH two RAJ hall play
en- IL Cook and Williams. the Tex
- rockies.
Pitcher "Hy" Jasper. the Threc-i
league star recently pold to the
White sox by Dubuque. refuses to
report to tho Sox.
''Stoucy" Nct3lynn. the old 81,
Louis hcaver. 10 pitching for the
leading Salt Lake City team ofthc
Union association.
The way Jake Daubcrt IL hitting
Il would not surprise Brooklyn fans
II tho superbaa' first bascm,n led
the National league in batting this
season.
Clyde EnEic. Of the Rcd Sox. stole
three hasGs In one game recently.
No doubt the Carnegie Institute Of
Pittsburgh will want those thrccc
baxs to place on exhibition.
Tommy Leach Is assistant mana
GER of the Cubs. When his jumps
gives Manager John the gate Old
Tom" grabs the rcins and piic,s Sir.
Murphy's selling platter.
siusger Joe jackson of the Maps.
can hit in any ball yard 10 the coun
try. except Philadelphia. Strange NJ
1t may seem Joe has hit for only
.Os3 on the Athletics lot this sea-
son.
Mnrsans. of the Cincinnati Reds.
10 leading the National league In
base stealing. and likewise leading
his team mate. Bob Beschcr. who has
been the leading base stcalcr In the
league for several years.
The American association pcnnant
race has the two major league strug-
slcs looking like pair OF flat tires.
Milwaukee. Louisviilc. Minneapolis
and Columbus are In the a. A. fight
to a finish.
Earl Mack. who is a baseball man
ager like his famous father. Connie
Mack. Is likely to be selected as base-
bail coach at the University Of North
Carolina Earl is managing the
Raleigh team this season.
The 500. 900 infield is undoubtcd-
ly the most potent factor in keeping
the Athletics out In front In the Am
erican league pennant race. Mana
ger Mack very wisely has kept his
infield intact from the beginning Of
the season.
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21

II you have the itch. don't scratch.
II docs not cure the trouble and
makes the skin bleed. Apply BAL
I.ARD's SNOW LINiMEST. Rub It
In gently on the affected parts. II
relieves itching instantly and a few
applications removes the cause thus
performing 4 permanent cure. Price
25c. soc and 800 per bottle. Sold
by Hausman Drug Co.
Perhaps. after ali. 1t Is better TO
wear yourself out than to rust.
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21

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Western IeaRue.

Ds-s Moincs -. -. -. & :
Denver l6 II
Batteries: RoEEc and Shaw: Wolf
gang. Schrribcr and Block. -'.s-
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21

Batteries: Drcnncr and johnson /.
Riley and wacob.
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21

Batteries: MeQuilian and Gibson !.
Marqusrd. Crandail aud Mclean.
Gibson.
The chronicle=news., 1913-08-21

. BASEBALL YESTERDAY .
eeeee--S
Auasioau Association.

Kansas City ga: st. Paul SIS.
Milwaukee .. Minneapolis q.
Louisville /. Columbus :.
Toledo 4: Indianapolis l.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
YOUTH WINS RICH POSITION
Exeter Son Of irwin G. Hooper sue
ceeds to His Business-Was
Kind to Mother.

New York.-George Wallace HOOP
or for wears a member of the house
hold Of Irwin G. Hooper, a Newark
architect, having won the regard OF
Mr. Hooper by courteous treatment Oh
elders and kindness to his mother'
has become head of the firm OF Hoop
er & Co., architects.
Young Mr.. Hooper, who was named
George Schaaf when taken into the
home of The Iioopers, changed MS
name By act of legislature. He mar
ried Miss Ada Cook of Asbury Park
He and his wife moved to the resi-
dence of Mrs. Anna V. Hooper. widow
of Irwin G., and will reside there, the
widow has inherited all her husband 8
estate. but has put it in charge OF
the young man. to whom was be-
oucathed 81 in the will.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
PROPER CoLoRs FOR WALLS
Always 4 Few Rules That Are Well
70 Keep In Mind When Dec
Grating.

II We redeoorate In thorough way
our first puzzle is the choice Of q col.
or. A few rules are useful. Blue,
green, brown, and gray are excellent
colors for sunny. well-lighted rooms.
If the room is on the north side Of the
house or is ill.lighted we may need
to use yellow or yellow tan on the
walls in order to produce the sunny
appearance the room otherwise lacks.
Tan is a good all-around color and Is
disable in well.lighted or poorly light.
ed rooms.
All these colors are best IL soft.
For example, sage green wall is
much more pleasing than bright
green or leaf green wall; copen-
hagen blue is better than a vivid
blue; the most agreeable gray for
walls is brownish gray in tone. Tan
In great variety of shades is always
a favorite.
Bright red should never be chosen.
1t is crude in color and tiresome to
live with. A soft mulberry red Is
sometimes a desirable color, and a
brownish or Indian red Is also in good
taste.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
The GInuer Man.

Sometimes the weather puts ginger
into some men. Then there is kind
Of man that all the time puts ginger
into everybody around him. Nobody
In this old world is more useful to It
than the chap who gives his fellow
men shots Of ginger in all kinds Of
weather.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

FOR RENS-6 room house; bath,
shades and screens. One and a half
qsuares north of school, Florida
avenue. Inquire at Pillan's groc-
cry. S64
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

FOR SALE-Buy BON AIR lots now.
Large lots, city water, overlook
ing Lake Parker. Prices will be
higher soon. The John F. Cox
Realty Co. 903
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
X Classified Advertising ~

fOR SALE-Forty acres ideal orange
and grapefruit land, cleared and
fenced. Will sell in 10-acre tracts.
Located in beautiful Lakeland
Highland. George Hammerstroem,
Lakeland, Fla, R. F. D. No. l 1913
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

FOR SALE-W'ill take as first pay
Tent on good house and lot in
two blocks of school. vacant lot
or small cash payment and ST.
per month on balance. Now
rented for SIS per month. DR.. N.
L. Bryan. oil
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

FOR SALE-On easy terms, or will
rent beautiful home, eight rooms.
two story house, large lot cover
ed with bearing orange and grape
fruit trees, just up hill from
Lake Beulah. on west side. d. H,
]. Sloan. 912
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

FOR RENT-Cottage with four
rooms and hall. Apply to Mrs. w.
e. McClelland. 405 Z. Myrtle St.
852
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
||)|5|5 ! ] i'E J ~
Emblem Of Charity,

Love. kindness. federation
ever charity may be. or I! shel
pounded of them all, I know na
that I do know Is that she d
and that her emblem on ss.rI
lis always drawn between thu
and the closs.-Cunninsh..,
ham.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
WOOD! WOOD! WOOD! COAL!
Lakeland Fuel & Supply Co.
Phone 258 Red. 7O6

FOR SALE-BARGAINS.
$3.50 dwelling for $3.50: ST.
500 dwelling for $4,000 cash, for
20 days only. For terms add 10
per cent. Property close In. W..
tlske Johnson. 892
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
FOR SALE-Furniture in first-class
condition. Call at 800 South Mis-
souri, or phone ia Green 901

FCR RENT-House of ten rooms at
919 South Florida Ave. A. D Bor-
ing. 916
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

WANT A H0MEf
YOUR BEST CHANCE.
Pay me $500 to $1,000 cash
down and will furnish the lot and
build you the kind Of house you
want, the value Of property when
completed to be worth from $4,000
to $4,000. You to pay balance liks
rent. w. Fiske Johnson. 500
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

FOR SALE-One thoroughbred
horse ALSO three lots on East Or
ange street, set In citrus trees c.
Inman, at once SOL
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
FOR SALE.

For ten days only l will sell q
$1,000 lot for $3.50; $500 lot for
$3.50; $500 lot for $425. For terms
add 10 per cent to above prices.
W. Fiske Johnson. SOL
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
Miscellaneous
HARNESS REPAIRING?-
McGLASHEN.

" ANTED--Young lady as telephone
operator. Applicants apply to
Chief Operotar, Peninsular Tele-
phone Co. 900.
MAJESTIC.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

FISH, FISH Phone 258 Red, wood
yard, the old reliable firsh man.
R. O. Park. 904
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

WANTED-To rent small furnishe |
house for summer. John S. Shaw,
care J. w. Gurley & Co. 913
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27
FOR SALE
HARNESS?-McGLASHAN. SO
FCR SALE-Good Winchester rifle;
will be sold cheap. Phone 242 Red.

FOR SALE-Rubber tire trap In first
class condition Fix EN- Shop,
Pine St., between Florida and Ten
nessee. SS2
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

FOR SALE-Good horse. Apply to
F. B. Terrell. GA
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-06-27

BRIDLES?-NcGLASHAN.
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09
FASHION HINT
By sUDIs cHM.ts

The belted blouse always gives
Russian suggestion thas is very smart
this year. The elongated shoulders of
this model make a reetty fsaeure. and
It is charming blouse 90 Gear eitaes
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09
FASHION HINT
81 NDIC GHOLIET

Here is Il comfortable long wrap to
be worn on cold and stormy days1and
Tor general knockahout occasions
Scotch cheviot is the material used
but any rough fabric is suitab bile
9n Che illustration the coat collar and
cuffs are of the cheviot. but a gosl
effect may be "htained by using II
broadcioth for the collar ana cuffs and
edging them with fur.
For the medium size the roaf 0ili
SECURE five and one half yards a sths-
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09
FASHION HINT
@@@1~
e. JUDie cn0l1tT

Schoolgirls al@ayy ana Chg onse
coaa thag can l@ slipped on rapidly eha
Rest. Mothers will like ehis model De
qause of it's simplicity, and Che girls
Gill ee pleasea nitan ie because IS is
smart
The artk sinish elsa kpe Q apet0a9 SeS
Cure. Cos enc coat can ~ 0uttoned W
when che weather O. cold ana opened
Oh mild Days. which is very practical
Belts mag fairly be said t. be craze
THE season. This model 0ae either q
plain or belted back.
All the familiar cloaking1. oelveteen
and corduroy. are suitable for this
school wrap. " something warm is
wanted tho edges mag be slged ~tth
fur
Fog sho aeelvs-S SeaP size see coal
silh eesuire soue enc eale sesas 81
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09
UP TO DATE ACcnssoklln

with T0iled over cuffs like the ones in
the illustration
The collar and undersleeves will re-
quire one yard of material thirty six
inches wide and one yard of lace three
and one-half inches wide for the frill.
This May Manton pattern is cut In one
size only. Send 10 cents to this office. CIV
ing number. S074. and it will be promptly
forwarded to you by mail. IL in haste
tend an additional two cent stamp for let
Ter postage. When ordering use coupon
'sO..''........ Size-......... ....
Name ...............
Address .........................
..'.....-.
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09
FASHION HINT
60 JUDN CH0lleg

What is known as the sports cost iea
pronounced favorite. 10 is made witt
big patch pockera that are exceedingly
good looking if is easy 10 slip on. an(
1t is finished vito q bele. which gives
q trim effect
This one can be buatoned up 60 Che
throat or rolled open SO that 1t suits
very cold days as well as mild ones
Coats of this kind are good FOR genera
wear as well as for tlN sports fns
which they were originally designed
The soft wool cloths are tAose uoeG
for the making this season.
For the medium size che coaG Oil
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09
FASHION HINT
By JUDlc cH0lIET


Accessories were never more impOr
tant in the wardrobe of the Well dress
ed woman than they are today Here
is very fascinating collar In vest ef
feet that practically becomes garni-
ture and with 1t undersleeyes Of the
latest style. Such collar adjusted
over plain blouse completely trans
forms it,
Besides serving admirably Ar the
new gown. the collar and cuffs can he
turned to good account for remaking
the old one. The medici collar is sure
to be becoming.
1t is always the wrist portions Of the
sleeves that become worn and frayed
looking, but 1t is an easy matter to
cut the sleeves Of the old gown which
one is making over and to finish them
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09

As aFIkaCsIsE Two PIECE sKIkg
akirt altogeshee is one % Che best oos
ang ~ Che season
Ihere are only eG0 pieces. ana tie
4sont portion is finished and lapped 90
g. Che back portion. the ends OF the
belt being buttoned inao place over ehe
closing Which Is made invisible at ehe
center Tie Naisa line is rased iHsa J
littte above the normal. ana the SKIRT
is arranged over webbing
For the siyteen-year-old size the
skire Oil require three and three-quar r.
Or yards u ematerial twenty -ssv au
inches wide The width 10 che lower
edge b. Que ane one-quartef yards.
This May Manton pattern Is cut in size
for small women and girls T sixteen and
eighteen years Of age Send 10 cents to
this Office. giving number. SO67. and it will,
be promptly forwarded to you by mail II
in haste send an additional two cent
stamp for letter postaA When omaerilso
use coupon.
NamS .............................
Address ..........................
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09

ccNN rna rQuno GlhL
1T there are plated back and fvunt
3 s<joas that provide Freedom for wah
u tn cut the ffoek u made 81
80 d shepherd's check. which u
: 1ltnble fof morning wear. but when
nnGe of charmeuae or any Of the
resey materials II b adapted to for
oel occaaions.
FOR the sixteen year-oM sise the dresa
Nill require six and half yards OF ma
S1ne1aI twenty-seven inches wide. with
three -eighths for collar and Guns, and
tour and half yards Of braid
8 This May Manton pattern h cut IN sizes
~ girls OF sixteen and eighteen years OF
i NEe Send 10 cents to this ONCE giving
number, ao75 and it win be promptly for.
No11ed to you by mail. II in haste send
s a adaiti0nal two cent stamp Tor letter
Deetage When ordering use coupon
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09
FASHION HINT
Es SUD:c CHosafT

Girls arg sure o. Iile this Skire 81.
Sfol@ is extended to eorm bel8 an'
the fullness 20 the back can I've lai8 il
plaifs 70 gathere'3 Che drapeTy a
each side % tho front ts jusa enough
90 be graceful ana attractive. and Oh
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09

06AGEFUL 1S8NIN0 0AtRS
Of material thirty-six. forty y-fedr OF
fifty.two Inches wide. The skirt In
walking length two and seyen-etghths
yards Of material any width. The
width Of the walking skirt at the low
er edge is one yard and twenty inches
This May Manton pattern Is cut in sizes
from q to 30 inches waist measure. Send
10 cents to this Office. giving number. 6o73.
and It win be promptly forwarded to you
by mail II in haste send an additional
two cent stamp for letter postage When
ordering use coupon.
No. Size. e..................-.-....
Address
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09
FASHION HINT
By JUDIc CHOlLfT

No asrettier draped skirt than this
one has been seen this season. 1t
tn kes the most graceful lines and gives
the fullness below the hips that Is es-
sential to smartnesS. 1t is overiapped
at the front and is altogether charm-
ing. There are only two pieces. and.
like all two piece skirts. 1t II easy to
make. To get the very ssest results
the drapery should be weighted IN a
manner to hold the folds in place
For the Medium size the skirt will
require three and three-duarter yards
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09
FASHION HINT
BY JUDO CnOlLt1

Two important features of the latest
styles are to be found in this frock.
the belt at the low waist line and the
slightly open neck with the chenisette
effect
The plain blouse and straight skirt
are gathered and joined one to the
The Caucasian., 1913-11-09

4 FIKt SCHOOL CoAD
msterial twenty-seven inches vide.
with half gard mr. the collar SBd
euffA
This May Manton pattern ID cut In sizes
for girls from eight to fourteen years Of
age. Send 10 cents to this Office. giving
number 8068. and it will be promptly for
warded to you by mail II in haste send
an additional two cent stamp for letter
postage When ordering use coupon.
1s.....-..... SO o................-.......
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-05-23
A Vain precautlon.

Lord Talbot De Malahide was talk
ing In Now York about the thorough
ness OF the customs investigations.
Tho smuggler." he said, "is bound
to be detected IL he tries his little
game In your metropolis. The snug
against detection at
this. admirably-managed port are as
vain and ludicrous as the precautions
Of the dreaming Irishman.
An Irishman. you know, once
dreamed that he was visiting the late
Queen Victoria.
"'Will you have . drinkr the queen
said to him
al will.' said the Irishman. "A drop
Of Irish, av coorse. hot By preference,
your majesty
so the queen put on the kettle. but
when the water boiled, the noise
evoke the dreamer.
-Holy St. rsosckl. said he. I'll
<aks Il cold next 6Mei'. -