Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-19
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1T IS NEVER steaiing to take
hint.
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THERE'S ALWAYS more fun In
doing tho things you can't afford
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THE Last ROSE Of summer will
soon be appcaring IN the public
prints.
AN ECoTfSr says an exchange. a
a man who thinks he Is better than
YOU are. Likewise a pix is fellow
who takes something you wanted
yourself
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NOW COMES tho discovers Of bac.
terra IN eggs. Soon We shall have
nothing for breakfast, bat shavings
and conversation.
D.
LIFE WOULD be one grand sweet
song q Il weren't for the chin music
and the people who harp on the same
old tune.
CONGRESS has made up lie mind
10 stick Il out through the rest Of the
hot weathcr---but We have an idea
there would be a stampede II some
enc would sneak in and hold a fifteen
pound trout up before the assembled
lawmakers
MUST BE an unpopular season for
red headed people back IN Kansas.
o.
THE GRAVE responsibility now
rests upon the administration OG maxi
inc a face az Mr.. Huerta.
D.
1T WILL LIKELY develop that the
Ice trust has had something to do with
that caloric spell IN the middle west.
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NO MODEST man will visit New
York nowadays without taking along
pair Of binders.
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ABOUT TIME 10 resurrect plans
for that oft-threatened Consumers
strike.
SUFFER- said he would fight 10 the
last ditch--which Il appears was only
a few feet distant.
THERE ARE some versatile liars
IN Houston. An acquaintance In
formed as yesterday that his wife
asked him the date OF his birthday
Houston Post.
A. ~ there were any birthday that
anS woman didn't know about!
D.
Protected.
Ia days ~ old when knights so bold
Wore iron suits that clanked.
hoy dressed In his fathers clothes
Could grin while being spanked.
youngstown Telegram.
In days 81 old when knights 80 bold
Wore iron suits so rare.
Wen bet they didn't want 20 don
Their heavy underwear.
Paincsvillc Telegraph Republican.
Ia DAYS Of old when wives sought gold
IN huhby's clothes. they'd fizzle
Unless they had breast-drlli and
4 monkey wrench and chlsel
Houston Post.
IN DAYS Of old when actors bold
Heard the passe eggs hurtlo
They should worry--with haste nor
hurry
They'd draw In Ike a turtle
D.
Taa the Cook DO II.
To keep ants away from the refrig-
orator tie wooden string around each
leE saturated with turpentine.-
Blairstown Banner.
hut turpentinc initiates ones legs
50 we don't believe wen try IT,
Houston Post
O.
SEEMS TO IT'S these Dems are not
doing ~ they promised for the iron
heel. ground and suffering Common
Pee-puL
o.
THE ADMINISTRATIONS ls again
pained ~ The Mexico situation.
o
WE SUGGEST that there boz NO bat
tered stage coaches nor Org eyed cow
boys Ia that Psthe picture 81 Albu-
querque.
now IT'S about time 10 get the
street commissioner private steam
roller. Let there be- no discrlmlna-
ton
o
WHAT DO YOU know about con
tract really being let for an Albuquer-
que city hail?
T.
WE HAVE our suspicious about a
motorcycle that gives our policemen
Appendicitis.
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THE BEST things in this world Of
ours are mighty hard 10 reach--we
have. 20 climb the longest limb 10 get
the biggest peach Denver Field and
Farm.
And Oft when we with many q scratch
The highest limb have clumb.
And make the final. eager snatch
We've got--a rotten plum.
D
Mary Had.
Mary had a sllhOuet
n was the latest style;
And everywhere that Mary went
The men began 20 smile
Springfield Union