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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
THE DOCTORS GIFT Food Worth It's Weight in Gold.

We usually expect the doctor to put us bitter medicines.
 A Penn. doctor brought patient something entirely different and the results are truly interesting.
 Two years ago." writes this pa- tient, T was frequent victim of acute indigestion and biiiousness, being al- lowed to eat very few things. One day our family doctor brought me a small package, saying he had found some thing for me to eat.
 He said it was a food called Grape Nuts and even as it's golden color might suggest it was worth its weight one thing after another to no avail, but consented to try this new food
 "Welli It surpassed my doctors fondest anticipation and every day since then I have blessed the good doctor and the inventor of Grape Nuts.
 T noticed improvement at once and in months time my former spells of indigestion had disappeared. In two months I felt like new man. My mind was much clearer and keener, my body took on the vitality of youth, and this condition has continued
 There's a Reason" Name given by Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Wellville,' in pkgs.
 Ever rcad the above letters A new one nppears from time to time. They are genuine. true, and full of human Interest
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
ECZEMA ON HEAD AND FACE

Reedy, W. Va.-"My baby boy when three weeks old took the ecze- ma on the head and face. It broke out in pimples and first they looked like blisters and yellow water would run from them. His head was per fectly ray and his hair was all gone. Everybody said he would never have any more hair As the sores spread his hair came out. The breaking out itched so badly that we had to keep gloves on his hands to keep him from scratching his head and face It caused disagreement. He couldn't rest at night it burned and itched so badly.
 He was treated for eight months and he got worse all the time. So l decided to try Cuticura Soap and Ointment. In two months he was con- pletely cured after using the Cuticura Soap and two boxes of Cuticura Oint- ment." (Signed) G. A. Dye, Jan. z, 1912.
 Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ."-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
BLIND SPELLS
 FOR 4 LONG TIME
Mrs. Largen Tells of Her Experience and How She Finally Came
 Out All Right.

Elkwood, Ala.-Mrs. Matte Largen, of this town, writes the following letter for publications: My health was very bad for a long time, on account of womanly trouble. I suf- fered a great deal, at different times, with headache. and pains in the bot tom of my stomach, and had blind spells.
 All of this made me so weak, I could hardly git up. I tried treat ment after treatment but they did me no good.
 Just as soon as I commenced talk ing Cardui, the woman's tonic, my health got better, and now I can do all my hous.work.
 l will never be without Cardui in the house, and will recommend it to me so mucs good, and I know it will do the sane for others, if they will give it a trsal."
 The reason Cardui has attained such woncerful success in the treat ment of diseases peculiar to women, is that r. acts specifically on the womanly organs. It contains purely vegetable ingredients, of real medic inal merit, and in safe, gentle way. helps build the womanly constitution back to health and strength.
 Cardui is being successfully used by thousands of women every day. You woltt regret giving it a trial N. B.--b'yite fo. Chattanooga Medicine CO. Ladies Advisory Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn, for StsetaL LLnsrhctf0ns on your case and 64-page book Home Treatment for Women," sent in plain wrapper. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
LEFT THE ATTORNEY SMILING
Probably Judge, with d Little Thought, Would Have Expressed Himself
 in Somewhat Different Manner.

There was at one time in Georgia a judge who had many duties beside his legal ones to perform. but who never for moment forgot that he 'em- bodied the law under any and all cir cumstances
 On one occasion he was called upon to act as auctioneer to dispose of some merchandise left by a dry goods merchant who had died some time be- fore.
 During the auction one of the bid ders created disturbance, and finally the exasperated auctioneer assuming his character as judge, fined the man of court
 An attorney made an application to remit the fine and release the prisoner, on the grounds that there had been no contempt of court. He maintained that the judge when acting as auc- tioneer was not court, and therefore was not liable to contempt
 The judge heard this application presented with rising wrath, and as- suming all the dignity which he pos sessed, he glanced fiercely down upon the diminutive attorney.
 "Sir," said he in stentorian tones, T would have you know that I am judge of this place under any and all circumstances; am judge all the time, sir, from the rising of the sun to the going down of the same! And as such,' shaking forefinger at the attorney, "as sueh, let me tell you sir, that I am always and everywhere an object of contempt. t."-National Monthly
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Ignorant of His Own Language.

The Boston Americans were playing the Nationals in the Bean City one aft ernoon. Iris Speaker knocked cut a long fly that fell between right field and center.
 Danny Moeller, the speedy right fielder of the Nationals, went after it, crying out for the guidance of Milan in center:
 "I have iti I have iti'
 AS soon as Moeller had caught the fly, disgusted Boston fan remarked:
 That guy don't even know his own language. What he should have said is: I've got it!' I suppose he's some gink that's trying to make out he's been to college"
 As matter of fact Moeller not only went to college, but graduated.-Pop- ular Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
FlashIiohts.

It takes about a week for girls left arm to get used to carrying an en- gagement ring.
 Hard luck is the best pavement you can lay for luck to get to your doors.
 About the best thing that can hap pen to some men is to have their wives carry the family pocketbook.
 It's tough to be broke right after vacation but it's tougher still to be broke just before.
 And here We are at the eighteenth hole, as the golfers say.-Detroit Free Press.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
KITCHEN AND CULINARY.

The kitchen and culinary depart. ment of the state fair has been plan ned on more enlarged scale this year. with more and larger premiums. Miss Carrie Price continues as lady mana ger of this department. She has be- come part of the state fair, having lent her aid every year since the fair started, and the ladies who become ex- hibitors will be assured of fair and courteous treatment in every depart ment which pertains to housewifery.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Cuckoo Refnrnnatinn

A remarkable case of reformation on the part of two old cuckoos is re- ported by Col A. M. Blake from his estate at Welwyn, Herts, England
 The colonel states that he found two young euckoos with the parent birds in faithful attendance. AS is generally known, the regular habit of the cuckoo is to lay it's eggs in the nests of other birds, leaving the rear ing of their offspring to perfect strangers.
 This is said to be the third success sive year that cuckoos have brought up their young at Welwyn.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Rockino-Chair Sions.

An observant Atchison woman says she can tell from the way a woman rocks on her front porch what condi- tion the house behind her is in. If she sways back and forth with a foppy, comfortable motion, pumping both feet down in a relaxed sort of way, then everything about the house is absolutely clean and neat. But if she rocks in little nervous jerks, tapping her feet down at short and irregular intervals, it signifies that there are unmade beds behind her and stacks of unwashed dishes and dusty foors.- Atchison Globe
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Refuue in Confusion.

T suppose that by this time your constituents fully understand your po- sition?"
 No replied Senator Sorghum, but l think have explained it at suffi- cient length to prevent them from making any further attempts to com prehend Washington Star.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Merely a Small Matter

The conductor came into the smoker mad and wanted to know who had been splitting on the car floor.
 A big prize fighter said he had, and wanted to know what the conductor was going to do about it.
 The conductor said he wasn't going to do anything. He just wanted to borrow a chew of tobacco.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
A DOCTORS STATEMENT

J. R. Wells, M D., Weidners, Ark. writes 'Ihave been practicing in Arkansas years and constantly prescribe Mendenhall Chill 6 Fever Tonic, where quinine is contra-in- dicated for children and adults with weak stomachs. It sticks where others fail" No cure no pay.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
A feature of the fair which anne,

A feature of the fair which appeals to every exhibitor is the prompt man. ner in which the state fair manage. ment pays its premiums. All pre-. miums are paid in cash and the off. cials require only fifteen days in which to properly check and award the prizes, when voucher is Issued to the lucky winner.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Not Fit For Ladies

Public sentiment should be against it, and we believe it is there can be no req son why ladies should have to suffer with headaches and neuralgia, especially when Hunts Lightning Oil gives such prompt the ladies to try it. All druggists sell Hunts Lightning Oil in 25c and soc bot tles.-Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Political Cosmetics.

Great Scott, Jonesey,' said Wilkins, that's a hefty bundle of papers you we got there! All campaign literature, see."
 Yes" said Jonesey, its a bundle of political cosmetics for my wife"
 Political cosmetics?" cried Wilkins.
 Yep said Jonesey She's in doubt as to her political complexion, and this stuff will help her to make up her mind Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Policies.

Have you outlined your policy to your constituents ?"
 No" replied Senator Sorghum; q am still looking over the policies my constituents have outlined to me, try ing to decide on which 1 had better select. Washington Star
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Why He Loved Her.

Yes, young man, I know you! You've been in love with my daugh- ter ever since you discovered that she was an heiress."
 But, my dear sir, you wouldn't have me marry a poor girl, would you? Why, I cant even support myself. .'- Life
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Another Case.

Clifford, Iowa.-"I was troubled with female weakness, also with displace- ment. I had very severe and steady headache, also pain in back and was very thin and tired all the time. com- menced taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and am cured of these troubles. I cannot praise your medicine too highly. Mrs. INA MILL sLAGLE, Clifford, Iowa.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Too Bad.

The Dentist-Let me see, I'll have to treat four teeth-eight teeth eighteen teeth
 MT. Pildo-Hold on1 Four teeth, eight teeth, eighteen teeth! What do you think I ana b?-London Answers
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Severe Rheumatism

Grove Hill, Ala: Hunts Lightning Oil cured my wife of severe case of Rheumatism and my friend of tooth ache. I surely believe it is good for all you claim for it-A. R. Stringer
 25 and soc bottles. All dealers.-Ady.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Work a little slacked lime into the soil where your cabbages are to be grown to prevent club-root A garden well fertilized better resists the at tacks of pests than one meagerly fed
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
No. SIX-SIXTY-SIX

This is a prescription prepared es- pecially for Malaria or chiIIs and Fever. Five or six doses will break any case, and if taken then as a tonic the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
SUFFERED
 AWFUL PAINS
For Sixteen Years. Restored To Health by Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable
 Compound.
\. Moretown. Vermont -'tI was trou.
 bIed with pains and irregularities for

sixteen years, and was thin, weak and nervous. When I would lie down it would seem as if l was g oing rig h t down out of sight into some dark hole,
 and the window cur tains had faces that would peek out at me, and when I was
 1na., .A z-1I
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

seem as if something was going to hap pen. My blood was poor, my circula- tion was so bad would be like dead person at times. had female weak ness badly, my abdomen was sore and I had awful pains.
 ''I took Lydia E. Pinkham's vegeta- ble Compound and used the Sanetive Wash and they certainly did wonders for me. My troubles disappeared and I am able to work hard every day. Mrs. W. F. SAWYER, River View Farm, More town, Vermont.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

A mixture of salt. ashes and salt peter raked in to the soil when pre- pairing the onion bed, stimulates the growth of the onions and tends to banish the onion maggot.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Receipt,

Miss Summit must answer his let ter and I want to write something that doesn't mean anything.
 Miss Palisade-Why don't you tell him you love ?-Puck
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Acid Stomach. heartburn and nausea quickly disappear with the use of Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills. Send for trial box to 37z Pearl St., New York. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Putting It Mildly.

Tom-Did you say your friend Is slender?
 Tab-Well, she returned a silhou- cite gown because she couldn't make a shadow in it-Judge
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antise eptic Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Nothinn tn Retail

De Garry-Won't you give me a kiss-just one?
 Madge-Oh, pshaw! I like man who makes love on a large scale.- Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

No one who has first class garden is ever heard to express any regrets about it. Not so the one who has none and buys his vegetables in tin cans.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Cures Old Sores, Other Remedies Won't Cure The worst cases, no matter of how 10 standing, are cured by the wonderful, old liable pr. Porter's Antiseptic Healing 1. Relieves pain and heals at the tine. 35c, soc, q. .00
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
His Trade.

Our apothecary is poet" Why shouldn't he be? Isn't poetry a drug in the market?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
What Kept on Runnino.

 T dropped my watch into the river and didn't recover it for three days. It kept right on running, though" "A watch won't run three days" "Of course not. I was speaking of the river"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Use Romsn Eye Balsam for scalding sen sation in eyes and inflammation of eyes or eyelids Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Foley Kidney Pills Succeed

because they are good honest med icine that cannot help but heal kid neyand bladder ailments and urinary Irregularities, if they are once taken into the system. Try them now for positive and permanent help.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
His Reason.

Don't take notice of the cook dear"
 q have to- She's just given it.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Ever notice how much fuss men make about their honor-on the stage?
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces indamma. tion, ,alays pair, cures wind colic, ,25c bottle.Ady
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

because it has picked out the wrong man.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

It is better to profit by your own strength than by the weakness of others.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Worms expelled promptly from the human system with Dr. Peery's Vermifuge "Dead Shot" Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Sure Sian.

Knicker-Baby seems left-handed
 Mrs. Knicker-Heavens, she must be engaged to somebody already.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value for your money, goes twice as far as any other Ask your grocer. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

showing and is Fast less Form has equal for Malaria Chs and Fever debility and Nursing Mothers and Pale sck Children Removes Biousnes without purgng n
 
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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

It isn't recorded that the Lord loveth a cheerful giver of advice.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Barns and silos save feed enough in a short time to pay for themselves.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Only about one person in fifteen has perfect eyesight.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Japan imported more than 10000 900 pounds of raw cotton last year.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Be thrifty on little things like bluing. Don't accept water for bluing. Ask for Red Cross Ball Blue, the extra good value blue. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

The silo has come to stay as per manent form of farm equipment.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Farming problems demand good judgment and keen thinking.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Many an animal with pedigree is not a profit producer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

The dairy farm that is carefully managed improves from year to year.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
FARM NOTES.

Initiate the butter-fat test and recall the boarder COW.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Did you forget to trim the trees? Say, go out in the orchard and do a little trimming some day and give the team little extra rest at noon.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

For bloat in sheep give one dram hyposulphite of soda and three drams of spirits of ammonia.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

A few hours of work grounding" the wires of the fence about the pas ture may save the best cows in the herd from destruction by lightning.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

Important to Mothers
 Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

It's fun to watch the thrifty early spring pigs tum5ling over one another trying to see which will get to the trough first.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

It is just as necessary to blow or otherwise cultivate the peach orchard, when it bears not 8 peach, as it is when the trees are to be loaded with fruit
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12

To rid the premises of rats, fill the holes with tin scraps from the timers or with broken glass and plaster over with cement
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-09-12
Strictly Fireproof,
WHENEVER YOU NEED
 A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic Equally Valuable General Tonic because Acts the liver, Drives Out Malaria, Enrches the Blood and Buds up
 the Whole System. For Grown People and Childrep
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-14
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-14
Miracle" Quickly E,plsln.d.

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-14
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-14
Eogc. 70 Consyrptiyes.

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suffering from consumption is 10 Sc
lect = good physician, and be guided
IL al th.rgs b. ths, physicians ad-
vice
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plying the new ren>sdy 70 your case.
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tisn will saye you from wasting val
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discoveries, he will keep you on the
commonplace, but effective prescrip-
tion Of rests, plentiful diet, and all
the fresh air there is. This regime
has cured tens OF thousands OF cases
OF tuberculosis, and will cure hun
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-14
Found His TItIes Costly.

The Duke of Wellington was Prince
Of Waterloo, though he never called
himself so. and had many other II.
ties, for which he once had to pay
dear. He told a man to order dinner
for him at a particular hotel, and the
man did so. mentioning all the dukes
titles. Presently the duke came ana
waited a long time. rs the dinner
not coming?" he asked; "why don't
you bring the dinner?" I'VE are
waiting" replied the waiter. for the
rest OF the party" They had pre-
pared dinner for about twenty people.