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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1913-06-13
Press Paragraphs

Bert Warren was in from bis ranch
yesterday.
Miss Clara Zsrba was in Pendleton
Wednesday.
Virgil Zerba was in Pendleton
Wednesday.
Mrs. Charles Belts went to Pendle-
ton Tuesday.
W. e. Dobson spent Sunday in
Walla Walla.
W. s. Ferguson transacted business
at Pendleton Tuesday.
Mrs. J. F. Wright is visiting in
Hood River this week.
Wheat hay for sale. Apply to
Frank Jackson, Athena.
E. E. Koontz and Henry Dell fshed
in MeaCham creek yesterday.
Mrs. VIM. Shrimpf is visiting her
sister in Portland this week.
MIR. and Mr.. J. A. Kirk are visiting
relatives at Halsey this week.
Mre. Walker has been ill this week.
and under the care Of DR.. Sharp.
Matt Mosgrove was over from NIL
ton tuesday. visiting the store here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Schmitt are
enjoying the Portland Rose show this
week.
Mrs. M. L. Watts and Mrs. Byron
N. Hawks we're Walla Walla visitors
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. d. Tharp visited
their daughter Lula. at Walla Walla,
Sunday.
Hugh McIntyre has returned from
trip to Portland and Willamette val
ley points. n
Miss Laura Mcintyre is working fih
Merna DePeatt's place at Fix & Radts.
kes this week.
Rev. Helmlck. pastor of the Meth
odist Episcopal church, was in Pen
dleton Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Graft of Walls Walla,
returned home Saturday, after oou-
pie Of weeks visit with friends 10 this
vicinity.
Fay LIE Grow is driving handsome
new Cadillac car, for which he ex-
changed his franklin. in Walla Walla
yesterday.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1913-06-13
oiIina the swamps.

The oil that is distributed through
the swamps of Panama to prevent the
crops of mosquitoes which made things
so unpleasant Is sent on Its errand In q
novel fashion. At the head of every
little watercourse an oil tank is placed
that gives its oil drop by drop. When
the sudden showers come, as they do,
in bucketfuls, the water flows off the
higher lands into the swamps. carrying
a coating of oil where II Is most need
ed.--Christian Science Monitor.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1913-06-13
contentment.

It Is said that John d. Rockefeller
was once asked by an ambitious
young woman, a schoolteacher; for an
infallible recipe for contentment The
oil king promptly and forcefully re-
piled:
"Never borrow trouble and never
lend money"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1913-06-13
The Other Way.

"When put on this diamond circlet
upon your finger, my darling. am IN
one way sealing my doom"
"Dear me! You frighten me! How
soY'
Il am ringing the Nell Of my dearest
hopes"- Baltimore American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1913-06-13
She knowa.

Father Katherine. ! wish you'd ask
that young Mr. Spooner why be doesn't
60 home earlier Daughter But, papa.
know why la. doesn't already Bos-
too Transcript.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-26

nor there, as the engineer said
when the train left the track.
So it's back to that shopping
proposition with friend wife.
Our first port of call was the
Maison de Splash, where they
trim a piano cover with a lace
curtain and call it creation" ;"
1t certainly was a gorgeous
cozy corner, that place. The
walls were decorated in soft,
harmonious shades and the floor
had an Alfalfa carpet so a wom-
an could faint wherever she hap
pened to be standing when told
the price of the particular gown
she had picked to win.
D'Artagnan's grandfather
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-26

and began to think hard. Two
hundred and fifty dollars for a
dish of raspberries with cream
colored trimmings-assistance!
''How do you like it?" Peaches
cooed.
'Lovely!' 1 answered as one
inspired. "Prettiest hair I've
ever seen. And her eyes-blue
mirrors of her native Mediter-
ranean! I've been lost in admir-
alton ever since she floated in
the room. Did you get that
glad gaze she handed out to me
when"
By this time the blonde Venus
wrapped up in the raspberry
trimmings was being led hur-
riedly away from there by the
bewildered grandfather of D'Ar-
tagnan, and in the short, sharp
silence which followed lightning
flashed from the eyes of GER
tain party and storm signals
were up from the Capes to Ban
gor.
Enter trippingly, from Left
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-26

blue one. In the meantime the
automobile people put a white
chalk mark on our houses.
If your wife buys a nearly
sealskin coat my wife has to
rush and get an almost-mink
with possibly-ermine trimmings,
and the children fill up the holes
in their shoes with putty and
exclaim, "Oh, doesn't Mamma
look sweet in the fur mackin-
toshI"
Vanity is a worm that eats
the lining out of a pocketbook.
All Of which is neither here
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-26

ing, HE spends his money like
a drunken sailor" and that goes
for seventy-five out Of hun.
dred today.
The majority of the boobs
give daily limitations of the sal.
lor and they don't even wait to
get intoxicated.
Whatever my neighbor does
must do-only more so.
If my neighbor saves up eight
dollars and twenty cents and
buys a red benzine buggy, | i'm.
mediately get together sever
dollars and a quarter and get q
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-26

ers, where I can pick out the set
Of furs you promised me for
Christmas, and then We'll go to
Camembert's for some gloves
need, and then"
Help! Throw me anything
Don't you see I'm sinking?
The answer is | went-and
live to prattle about it.
You know, this shopping gag
brings out more prominently
than anything else the fact that
the high cost of living is caused
by living high at any cost.
The ancient Greeks had a say
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-26
By Geo. v. Hob,l

Second. Mons. Voulezvous' ioi-
lowed by Carissina Madufo'
walking la SLOUGH. =.
NOV we have it, yes" splut-
tered the ancestor of D'Artag-
nan. turning the manikin around
and around for our inspection
"You see, lie Minaret! 1t is
ravissant, incest pas? You,
M'sieu, | should value your opin-
ion of LIE Minaret, yesI
Hoops, my dear" | ASSN
ined. not knowing what else to
say.
lie Minaret," continued the
friend of Louis the Xl, "it would
be to Madame's beauty as the
rose is to lovely garden, yes!
He was there with the salve,
that old boy.
Hypnotized by the harmony
of colors and carried away by
the up-to-dateness of the crea-
tion, Peaches breathed in the cal
of Voulezvous an eager "How
much? 2"
"Three hundred and feefty
dolIaire" he breathed back tc
her.
Sinking for the second time,
didn't breathe at all.
Then, with a forgiving smile
Peaches turned to me and said
Tsn't it lovely? Isn't it wonder
full"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-26

nikin parading a Costume.
met us at the front gate and
swash-buckled us into the main
Torture Room in the Inquisi-
tion.
Suffering Savings Banks,
such gowns! Never before have
| seen so many good excuses fo1
a woman to leave home.
In the meantime D'Artag,
mans grandfather was splashing
French idioms in all directions
until l turned and gave him the
mackerel eye. Then he switched
to English-and killed it all ex-
cept few vowels.
"Ah! Madame wishes a new
gown, incest pas? Something
chic, Partisan, ravissant, incest
pas? | have here such Won
dersl Paquin, yes! Worth
eh? Poiret, yes! Callot Soeurs
eh? Doucet, yes!" Then he
nailed me with the gimlet holes
he used as eyes.
'Is that the correct batting
order for today?' l inquired po-
litely. &.
Batting ordaire!" he fun
bled, and then Peaches ordered
me to the bench.
She turned and whispered a
few encouraging words to D'Ar-
tagnan's grandfather, where
upon he began to do Pavlowas
hither and thither across the
room until he finally disap-
peared.
Hes going to show us the
latest creations" Peaches ex-
planned.
What is he?" | worried. "a
French nobleman over here un-
der cover to pick up a bit of cake
money!"
"Of course not" she pouted
"He is M'sieu Voulezvous, the
Proprietor of the Maison de
Splash-a recognized authority
on women's dress"
Enter M'sieu Voulezvous,
alias D'Artagnan's grandfather,
at Left Second, dancingly, fol-
lowed by Clara Panatella, blonde
and glad Of it.
who is the ingenue?"
whispered.
"Shush.' friend wife came
back. "She is nothing but a
manikin parading a costume.
Isn't it perfectly lovely ?"
"Oui, oui. :" chimed in D'Ar-
tagnan's grandfather. you see
what it is-yes, Faded gray
chiffon cloth figured with re
raspberry and a small lemon-col-
ored flower. You see double
tichus of ze material edged with
deep cream-colored Bulgarian
embroidery draping re shoul-
dairs and crossing in re front
and back-ravissant. Ze skirt
is vaire full at re top with re
pannler effect at each side and
draped into panel of raspberry
color silk in re back, which falls
down from a girdle Of re same
raspberry color silk-ravissant.
yes!"
''Exquisite." murmured
Peaches. How much?"
Two hundred feefty dol
laire," answered D'Artagnan's
grandfather, without a culver.
Some actor, that old boy.
choked back couple of sobs
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-26
Going Shopping.

SOIuS ClOpPiiAS'
rAYl Did you ever take your
life in your right hand and
~ go shopping with your
wife?
/ tried it the other day anc
I've been hearing voices ever
since.
When / say shopping"
don't mean that simple everyday
gag of bursting suddenly in up
on the sleepy fioorwalker in a
delicatessen parlor and with lam
quid elbows leaning over the
remnants of once beautiful
cheese while he cruelty separ-
ates four kippered herring from
the bosom of large and loving
family.
Nix mean Big League
shopping. l mean that kind of
shopping that women go in
training for two weeks in ad-
vance; high-class, expert shop
ping, where important money
changes hands; the kind Of
shopping that wives look for
ward TO with dreamy eyes and
live ever after on the memories; {;
the shopping that sweeps hus-
band off his feet and makes him
long to be a dusky-hued post
master in No. 8 township, Sa-
moan Islands, where the fashion
in fig leaves is permanent and
money is a myth.
john" said Peaches, the 9TH
er morning, 81 want you to go
to the stores with me today. |
have a lot of shopping TO do and
you can be such a help to me,
because"
Wait minute, friend wife"
] broke in. What have / done
that you should wish such a ca
lamity oil me? Tell me to go
out and get for my personal use
an attack of inhammatory rheu-
matism and III do so; ask me to
try to catch a street car at the
corner of Broadway and Forty
third street and I'll work hard
at the job up to the time a muir
derous taxicab climbs my front
elevation and mains me for life
but don't, oh! wife, don't ask
me to go shopping with you"
"Nonsensel" she gurgled. Il
can't go alone, can /? And, be-
sides, you must help me select
two new gowns at the Maison de
Splash must have at least
two, mustn't /? And from there
well go to Ginkstein and Boob
heimer's where | want TO get
hat-I must have something
chic to take off in the theaters,
mustn't ]? And then well spend
an hour in Gorgonzola Broth
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-26

"she is" I ausv.J,
quaint al little pack
that's 1lt what she y
| liked that blond \
only a passing FAM, /
has me limping s
the Road of Hapois'
pipe the smile sbs
me and me alone,
burn acetylehe IN
because I'm all nj
cltement. A queen +
an eXpert-a ques,
Exit t. LIE Nina,
while Voulezvouss n
pressing astonisbn.
shoulders and tbs
back.
Does Madame /
thing else, yes "h.!
after noticing howl
air Peaches wa,
chin.
Curtain. Il
| When l came toI|
the sidewalk LISTEN
| vi, Paragraph V1
Act. 3
| Then she point.i|
the North Star anil
Peaches will plyl
to me again SOM
Christmas. Shell 4
believes in Santa d
| Copyright, 1913. By a.
paper synd1
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-10-17
: Gin RirdenoiebFabL

Gin Rirhen6iebffa abb
Der allie bisberisen 8erbreden an
airdenaut in oen Sdatten ftellt. III
In Gaffelfranco I'm 8enetianif9en
entbedt fporben. Der Dom bon Gas
iteIfranco 1T feines berrliden uno
aroBen S9abes fpesen nett beriibmt.
@r beibt unter anberem bic Mooots
ma BON @iorsione fotpie 3a6lreifs
anbere 8ilber penetianifder Meifter,
ferner tDftli6e 4irdenserdte uno
prddtiaen &ir6enf9muf i'm Werte
bon mebr aIs elmer Wtillion 2ire.
Wie fid nun plobli9 herausfellt, TT
bkIer feltene 8irhenfdab felt Sab
rem fbifematii9 beraubt tporoen. rad
ben bisberigen @rbebungen febler
@eaentdnoe I'm 8erte bon ungefdbr
100000 Sire, bdrunter mebrere gols
oene adnoeldber, NIT alien Spiber
beiebte, aolb9eitidte altartiidsr, Sol5s
fdniBereien bes @inquecento, sofbes
ne unb bron3ere pllfetten bon bobem
Qltertumstpert uTp. Das bonn Stdas
te beiteIlte 9ienItperipnal tpuroe ios
fort entlaFen. Mie Die StdotberipaIs
tuna mitteilt, bat lie f9on Dor einia
aen Sobren bic Regierrng barauf
auFmerflam semaGt. oab oie Doma
beripaltrns ibre StdBe i8ledt Der.
puhre.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-10-17

60 1T mir sIeid 70 fomtf9 bOrge.
fommen! Sbre Rafernubr se1t ia piel
su raid, Serr SberIt Die miB
id ridtsn1, rief Der General entbu,
fiasmirt.
.Mber!! Serr @enralmaior tperben
fi9 ood nidt bemiiben tpolen", Der.
iu9te Der OberIt nit einem leiien
8ortpurf etn5uipenben.
rWarum ni1t2 Sd thu oas
germ. Go 1T ia sana einfa1: man
madt bas perpenoitel Elm fpenis ldns
GER
,9sIprsen sic oas. Serr Dber.
leutnant!1 fagte Der Sberit sef9tpino
Su Maitel. Der eifris o%aponlief.
= niiBte- anes ni9t. Ser General
polte es our9aus e~igenbanoig mas
den. gr peritebe oas am bsiten, pers
Iiderte er. /.
So isbte ii9 bas srobe Ruoel. Der
General poran, bas SffiSierstorps
binter ibm nad Dem Sburm IN
8eipegung.
Rur Oberf @dpara nidt. Ct
faste, er- babe mas anoeres 5u tbun.
unb sins in bic aanslei: oenn er
tpollte um einen s3plinber telesrapbis
rem, SO 3entimeter 3opfpeite uno
sans MODERN.
Den llntertanonier SderepeB bats
ten unterbeHen piel al fpat -
f9rpere Mbnungen unb @etptHensbiFe
iiberfalen. 4ls Die soloftrobenoe
@eIelf9uft BON Der Mefe Der iiber
oen Raisrnbof faritt, ba mar er teis
men ausenblid i'm 3petfel oariiber,
mo Die Sa9e binaus noble . un6
oils ct, ben &opf burhs @ndfenPc-
itedenO, gar ben Serrn General mt
einisen Serren i'm Sburmaufsdng
beri4pinben fab, ba puroe In ibm
audi Die lebte Soffnuns auf Elm sliids
li4es gnbe Sunidte.
Oo1 - elm S9urf, tper ii9 lee
benbis ereibt! - S1erepeb ri9tete
Die 3eieer auf elf, iebte fid bin, itieb
bas Berpenoitel an uno lieB es lang>
fam idninsen.
gr brau6te nidt al3ulanse gu
pdrten.
8alo eri4ien teudeno Der 9err
8risaoier auf Der Oberiten Srsppens
pinouns.
rMas MAIDEN sic ba, meinS Obn9"
fraste er.
m9err 9ensralmaior. i'd meloe &c,
borlumit, Die lbr seht Dor.
.Saben g bas i9on bemertt9 -
ga, oas lit brap. = Saben g fe
al9 i9on 5uriidgeftellt2 Sa2
Damn balten g NAL an, id min
- 8rab! Saben g aud fdon Dos
perpenoitel perldnsert9 = Rein9 =
Sbnen asisen - 10 - 10 - iebn
sic, ma9t mon bas. SEPT 1T
ales pieoer gut. 9is ubr 1T ia 10
tpeit ni9t idle9t. !. uno pir6 ieBt
piinttli9 seben, urlafen sic Ii4
oarauf! Sur - elm Dents perrofet
TIT fie. Sasen sic oas Dem GERM
Oberften, meme !9erren!"
Stol3 oarauf, Dab ct fid babe
niblid MAIDEN tOnnen, ftampfk Der
Serr General tpieber DIE Sreppe bin>
inter.
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kDgagT
ZwSS;sgs
Bon mpsa mpba.

gllte sSunsseielen, Defenders aber
Generate, Die oen Inf1lnB on ben
9ersniisunsssus Der 9odseitsrsiiers
ben perIdumt baben, pflegen Wtarots
ten gu baben. Wenn man, gereft lem
min, fam mdn's ibnen nidt einmal
perbenten.
Mud Generalmaiot BON &eblbappel
mar nur Elm Menfa unb als FOLDER
beoa6t, Der 2angeneile SerreSn ipsrs
ben. Wie er's ebebem a%nsefanger
battle, als er nod jung mar, barber
f9peist Die @ei6ifte ais riihmlider
Obstruction. sSn ben lebten fiinfsebn
Sabren aber befddftiste ii9 Der Wa@
for, Obsritleutnant, Sberft unb ais
lebt General bon aehlhappel NIT
l1bren.
ST bate penoelubren, Stanouhren
unb 9afdenuhren. uhren, DE
f6lugen, fpielten - unb foIde, Die
bloB tidten. - llbrsn nit leuatens
Dem 3iffsrblatt. cine fosar nit ei=
mem Spl6aten, Der poiten itanb uno
punt apIIf r@epebr rrrraus!" REF.
9iefe llbr NOR fein sr0Bter Stola,
Die bate er felber erfunoen.
Hatiirli9 perlieb ben GERM @es
neral feline Sdndde aud auBerbalb
Der bier WGnbe niat. Seine Sc
fi9tsfarbe fonnte bas sanse Spettrum
burdlaufen - por Wutb ;iber cine
itebenbe llbr.
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2eutnant: rMeI9e Mittel feben
llns alio gu @ebote, UNI ~Rorben" gu
beltimmen2"
Snfunterift: Scr aompab, bic
Sonne, Der Mtonb
2eutnant: limb Der 3d." Wo'
laritern).
Snfanteriit (perfddmt): r5err
aeutnant, ib -. i6 aenier' MIDI
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-10-17

0as sei1ab tpirflid einmal, als
er oas 43. Dibilionssa rtileries Resis
ment in ReuoDrfl ~inipiairte unO Die
&aiernubr bort am Morsen auf
punt apDlf itanb, obne iid Den 8ors
mittag iiber au9 nur um cine Setuns
De fpeitersuriibren. sic mar ndmli9
eingeroitet.
.9err Oberft", faate Der General.
lid piinfae, oab ga iDfort abgebol>
fen perbe. Die piinttli9feit lit
nidt nur Die Soflidteit Der 8onise.
Ionbern audi Die SeeIe oes allerb0ds
item 9ierftes, oeiTen epis sleiaseiteIls
tie llbr Dem Soloaten our @epobns
belt perben mub. @eipobnbeit aber
lit oes Meniden atpeite 4mme. Sd
tpiini9e, oaB sic Dem Suloaten feline
apeite Imne peridaffen."
Serr Sbert G9tpara mar suten
Ratbidldgen INNER augdnglih. be-
fonoers ipern lie, nit 9ro5unse,
bermiidt, bon oben fatnen nn6
idrieb iofort an Die Stabteemeinbe.
Wie Oas I'M 2eben 70 sebt, Be-
sriff Der @emeinoerat6 oie 9rinss
liateit Der 4ffdre nidt, nabm fs su>
erft auf cine lei9te a9fel unb Damn
auf bte ahbere, uno als Serr Oberit
S9para nod einmal f9rieb, fpuroe
Der @emeinoeratb bei aner duBerliden
5Odadtuns beimlid grob llo ants
tportete: Die llbr sebe ben Masiitrat
gar ni9ts an.
Die Staot If berpfli9tet, Ole
R%eparaturen am 3aiernsebduoe pors
%aunebmen," bebauptet Der Sberlt.
.4aeroings - aber Die llbr mar
gar nidt i'm uripriingIi9en plane
inbesriffen", Der Masiftrat.
go 3osen iid Die @erbanoIpnsen
orei MOnate bin. Serr Sberit
S9nars nuBte aus fri.Sseen 5Glen.
baB aus ben bret gang gut aud iies
b%enunobier5ig, ia felbft finIun6adts
aig Monate perben tDnnten. ga
er 10 lanse ni9t parten ppIlte,
md6te er turaen pro5eb unb beauf-
tragte Die 8ernaltungs : &ommii>
fion, Die llbr in Sang gu brins
gen.
Sin idipsrsr tattii6er Sebler! @r
battle suerit Die @ertpeltungse Som,
milton in @ang brinsen fnufen!
als Der Serr @eneral fid our Sriib-
iabrsinfpiSiruna an%tiinbiste, mar Die
8eripaItunss= &pmmiifion mod ntdt
einniol i'm reinen nit ii9 bariiber,
aus psl6em YauldaI Die Reparaturs
foiten beitritten tperoen foIten!
9us sing Dem Germ Obsriten
iber Die 9utf9nur Gr ba9te
babel an einen 3pIinberbut uno
Do inn ougIei9 aud bas @aiTer Bis
on Die @ursel rei6te in elmer
Mp9e fommt DER Serr General!
madjts ct pieberum tur5en prp5eB
un0 i6rieb eiten Dienft3ettsl an Die
8atterien: lie bGtten tire Ibrma9er
bort uno bort ifellis 81 MAIDEN
punt spDlfi
puntt 5pOlf ftanben bier Monn Od
~ Elm G9uItsr, Elm Maf6inenidlofs
fer unb 3fpei 8u9brudereebilfen.
n6rma@sr batten bie 8otterien mans
lid teins.
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.@s 'dIdst neun9" Der Serr @es
neral 5os ieineH g%bronOmeter. sSa,
ippiel lit es audi baarsenau!
@lfo auf Die ReitIdule, meine Sers
rem! 0as Snipi5irunssprogramm
muB e~ingebalten nerben.
Waitels abtbeiluns tpar idon gee
itelt.
Brilliant, briqant!" Iobte Der Serr
General gut eeIaunt uno en-
man's gebadt, mar Die Stnnbe In.
Sn6efen fab Der brape lntertanos
nier S9erepeb einfam oben i'm
Sburm unb tpanote teineR Bid BON
ieiner @rbeit. etunoenlang bate
er setreuli9 nod ieoer Minlte, Die
S~berleutnant WdItels SaSdenubr
mics, bas grobe RGoertpert um einen
.3abn porgeriidt, BON nsun l1br an
etpas 59ne1er. . . unb INNER f9nel>
ler. . Die anberen 8ntterien iinb
audi ni9t bon Giisn", bate er fi9
sebadt. - llnb fao tpar's ibm aud
iebr - unb er bate !Sunaer.
llnb es puroe iebr balo Mittag!
,9im - bin" besann ole llbr 81
idlagen.
Der Serr General fanb, Dab Die
3eit ungepDbnlid angsnebm uno
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-10-17

Hlt .HEatH.E NGer H-NtEe iF# EarHRN n Fht
Der Dberft nGblte 6en MaT9inens
fdlpfer unb befobl linn einen
3ipilubrmader gu 5olen.
Ser befab bas Mcrt 5ebr stnsebsno,
funb. bub es breiaebn tleins unS eis
men srpBen Sehler babe (permntbIid
Den, Dab es nid9t sins) uno ma9te
fid anbiidis, binnen bier Sasen
Sronuns gu MAIDEN
Rdd bier Sasen that Die &aierns
ubr punt stpOlf Die seb0rise Mnaabl
pon Sdlagen, itDbnte laut anf
uno fiel in cine tp0tesdbnlide Sbns
madt.
@lle @eriude, lie anfSulpeden, 5deis
terten or ibrem bartnddisen p%aiiipen
Mioeritanb.
0as einsise, mas Iia nod riibrte,
mar Die Sole bes Germ Sberiten
S6npars. SEER, f9rie er Den
Wteiiter an, rSie baben mir per-
iidert
nWann I net fp'!1 meinte Der ans
oere slei6miitbig unb bilflps. Dos
3eus is 10 p%erroit', I'M |, | bin BON
profeiiion Goloarbeiter. Die l1bf
muB nod Wien gu On urntlihen
Sburmubrmader."
S6erleutnant Waitel, Der Mann,
Der fi4 immer gu belfen puBte, faste:
ySsrr oeerit, i'd foeib elm mittel, nm
.2afen sic bDrsn."
nllnfet Maf6infdloFer tonnte oet
@ormittas Der Snipiairuns iiber TN
Sburmitib9en iiben bleiben unb. =.
Die ubr. :. bon Minute gu Minute. :,
langIam pprriiden."
.llniinn, gu Dem Sbpinoel sebe
id mid ni9t ber", antportete Der
!6err Sberit. - Spdter aber lieB
ct Dem Sberleutnant, oura ben Qos
iutanten fasen, er mDse noas IDs
tbise peranlaFen. oamit Die ubr
sebe".
Wls Der Morsen Der Snfpisirun9
graute, fab Der untertanpnier @4es
repeB. ieinet 3ipilbei4dftisuns mad
MaIhinidloiier, I9pn auf ieinem
poIten, uno Oberleutnant Daitel CAB
ibm DIE Iesten 8erbaltunssmabreseln.
uSte periteben mid alfo Sdere@
peB9 genau mad meiner 5afdens
ubr. sic lift seitern 4beno mad Der
bes Germ 8risabiers geriatet. i'd
laK' ie Sbnen bier. 3piifsn
neun un6 aebn biirfen Sic fie elm
bib9en lasfen la1en -. Das
mar ndmli9 Die tritii9e Stunoe, in
Der Waitel seisen iollte, tpas feline
Reiter t0nnten.
lin iieben llbr, piinttIi1 pie DIE
Gnttduiauna blies Der Srompeter
Der Ma9e Ieinen baIben Ruf - Der
Serr General tpar oo. Gin Bid
na6 oben = uno feline Miene belte
Ii1 auf. Gnoli9 einmal cine sutses
benoe llbr! Cine quite @orbebeus
tltng!
Wirtli1 mar 1les, mas man Dem
Serrn General 3eiste, biibid uno nett.
Wte fonte es audi anoers fetn - bel
10 piinttli9en Geutens
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-01-24

There has been a great deal of gos-
sip to the effect that the little Don
Jaime, younger son of King Alfonso
of Spain, is physically and mentally
defective. A recent dispatch from
Madrid announces that nine phys
icians recently held a consultation
on his case and pronounce him per-
fectly normal, though he is afflicted
with an affection of the ears which
has persisted since his birth. When
there is any shadow of basis for SEN
sational statements concerning mems
bers of royalty, correspondents who
thrive on gossip are sure to make the
most of it.