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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18

president necessarily reflects the type
of his times. The stately dignity Of
official position in years past, with tall
collars, stuffy cravats, laces and ruff
fles, has passed away, and now in
stead of gaining personal distinction
through rich attire or an appearance
of official position, it Is studiously
avoided, in response to the popular
ideas of democracy. The only op-
portunity accorded the American Of
adorning himself in gold and lace is
in the precincts of the lodge room or
on the governors staff, for even the
military itself is becoming most Sc
date and unobtrusive in military trap
pings.
AS We waited our turn for an audi
ence with the president, there was
plenty of time for discussion on all
these points, for there were some Is
prospective postmasters in the ad-
vance guard, and progress was slow.
AS we advanced to the bend of the
line my pedagogue friend put on his
extra pair Of glasses to get a good pro
file view for his chronological study Of
presidents.-National Magazine
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
He Can Tell Them by the Color of Their Hair

beat It for Tennessee. In the mean.
time hundreds of southern men and
women contributed to a fund amount
ing to $4,000 to defend Curran in the
courts should he be brought back for
trial.
Another thing has made Chief Cur
ran famous among his brother chiefs;
his ability to tell where a negro is
from by the color, kinkiness and length
of the hair, and shape of the head. The
other day at the Raleigh hotel the
news of the chiefs power leaked out
among the colored walters. One for
curiosity asked the veteran: Mister,
can you tell where Use from?" Take
off your hat, niger" commanded Chief
Curran. The waiter did SO. why l
would say that you were from Pensa-
cola, Fla.," said the chief And the
chief was right. Great Gawd, mister,
how does you do that?" the waiter in-
quired. The chief figured out this
way: Negroes from Pensacola and
that particular section Of Florida have
a peculiar reddish hair"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
PLEASE THE CHILDREN
ENJOYABLE PARTIES THAT MAY
BE EASILY ARRANGED.
Much Liked Affair Has Toys as Its
Chief MotIf-5rown Paper and
Fairy Entertainments Never
Grow Stale.

Many hostesses are harassed by the
thought OF having to provide some
thing quite new"-something which.
without being excessively elaborate
and provide a pleasant surprise for
both young and old.
For children and grown-ups a toy
party is very enjoyable affair. Each
guest is asked to bring with them a
toy, It may be homemade or bought,
but anyway the cost must not exceed
a sum fixed by the hostess.
The toys are all arranged on a
table and each guest votes for the
most original and the most unoriginal
barring always their own contribu.
tion. The donors Of the two respec-
tive toys receiving most votes each
gets prize, and the whole Of the toys
are sent to a hospital or some poor
children in the name Of the whole
party.
A brown paper party is also good
fun. The guests all wear costumes
contrived from brown paper. With
little skill some wonderfully good
dresses can be arranged. Br'er rab.
bit, Eskimo, red Indian, prairie girl,
cowboy-there are a few of the most
obvious suggestions.
For children a fairy party is very
attractive. The room should be clear.
ed Of ordinary furniture and trans
formed into fairy palace Some
painted cardboard, tree branches, tin
sci, flowers and twinkling lights skill
fully arranged will effect a most realS
istic transformation.
The invitations should be sent out
In the names Of the fairies, and the
little guests should come as fairies of
every cline, and-if liked-character
OF well known fairy-tales.
In similar way it is possible to give
witch party in a magic cave or a
Dutch party in Dutch interior, while
forethought will suggest other ideas
equally attractive and easy to carry
through successfully.
When presents are given at a chill
dren's party the following novel idea
will be found an attractive method of
distribution: Cut a cake into slices
and on the outside of each slice fast
en- a present with the name Of the
intended recipient on a little flag stuck
In the top Of each piece. Place the
slices in position again and tie the
cake around with a broad ribbon to
keep it in shape
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
ARRANGING REAL REST ROOM
Apartment That VIII Be Appreciated
at All Times by the Women
OF the Household.

There are many women who go
through life without a dressing use,
but there are few who do not long for
one. And even when the limited space
OF house makes It impossible for the
women OF the household to have indi-
vidual boudoirs, there is often one
upstairs room which could be made
into a sitting room or dressing room
for their collective use.
1t could be supplied with comfort
able couch, where breakfast or other
meals could be taken by any one tired
or III. with comfortable chairs for
lounging and resting. with good light
and a book shelf for magazines and
books, with a writing table or desk,
with a well stocked work table, a
sewing machine, II II is TO be used
also as a sewing room, and a pier
glass.
1t could hardly be equipped with
row of dressing tables, one for each
daughter or cousin or aunt or moth
er, who used it, as these would make
1t crowded, so the actual dressing
would still have to be done in bed
rooms. But 1t would prove a haven
where its collective owners could go
for help and advice, to see whether
their dresses were on as they should
be, to get hooked up" to rest and
read and get away from the tedious
ness of the bedroom when illness kept
them upstairs.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
oDDlTY IN NEW SUNSHADE
Long Handles of Velvet Give Distinc
tive Appearance to the Parasols
introduced From France.

One of the oddities in the new
French sunshades is that they have
handles of velvet. These are exceed.
ingly long, after the manner Of those
used in the Directorie days, and there
fore the velvet is quite conspicuous. 1t
is in a different color from the para
sol itself Vivid colors are omitted,
but black and white is used a great
deal.
The sunshade itself is not small; on
the contrary it is quite large, for
these accessories are evidently intend.
ed to really keep the sun from the
head; although the majority Of women
will use them folded, more as an orna-
mental staff than anything else.
Already the picturesque women
who arrive at full knowledge Of their
physical possibilities and limitations
and who, therefore, dress with individ'
uality, are securing the longest han.
died parasols and using them as a
means of posturing la Tosca-you
remember the way all the Toscas Of
the stage have stood with two I'm
gers resting on the knob Of long
ivory staff twined with roses.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
Ohio Congressman

WASHINGTON.-The great and
w those who record their greatness
assembled the other night at the New
Willard hotel, and casting off the
cares Of tariff, Hobbies and land laws
returned to childhood days to enroll
themselves in Professor" Houston's
Class A at the old-fashioned spelling
bee held by the National Press club
as the feature event OF that organiza-
TONS annual ladies day"
President Wilson and his daughter,
Miss Eleanor Wilson, and Secretary
and Mrs. Bryan sat in the audience,
which laughed and applauded as con-
gressmen and newspaper representa-
ives We'd with each other in twisting
their tongues around some Of the Jaw
breaking" words which Secretary OF
Agriculture Houston. the pronouncer,
propounded.
Though the guests of their rivals in
the bee" the statesmen were not
without their supporters in the audi
ence. Scattered through the large
room were many members Of both
house and senate who we're not to
enter the competition. There were
also present wives and daughters who
sat nervously watching to see how
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
ECZEMA BURNED AND ITCHED

203 Walnut St., Hillsboro, Hl.-"My
child had breaking out on the lower
limbs which developed into eczema.
The eczema began with pimples which
contained yellow corruption and from
the childs clothing they were greatly
Irritated. They seemed to burn, which
made the child scratch them, resulting
In a mass OF open places. They made
her so cross and fretful that it was
impossible to keep her quiet. They
caused her to lose much sleep and she
was constantly tormented by severe
itching and burning.
Il tried several well-known reme-
dies, but got no relief until I got q
sample of Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment, which did so much good that l
got large quantity that cured her In
ten days after she had been affected
for two months" (Signed) Mrs. Edith
Schwartz, Feb. 28, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
AMONG THE HEAVY EATERS
Remarkable Gastronomic Feats That
Are Hardly 5elievabIe, Though
All Authenticated.

Champion Fried Egg Eater OF the
Rerkshires was the title Of Louis
Morris of Housatanic, Mass. before he
entered in a recent egg eating contest
On a wager. He had a record OF p
eggs and the wager was on his con-
tention that he could easily increase
this record to 20. When he reach
ed the seventeenth egg he was seized
with an attack Of acute indigestion
and a doctor worked over him for an
hour before he was restored to con
Bciousness and pronounced out OF dan
ger. He also has a record for 81 ears
Of green corn.
At the beefsteak dinners OF many
political clubs astounding records are
made in the consumption Of viands
Some of those who take part think
nothing Of eating 10 and u pounds
OF meat at the sitting. At one
clambake held at College Point re-
Gently eight baskets of food were eat
en- by one diner This basket includ-
ed leg and a breast Of a chicken,
25 clans, two ears Of corn and four
potatoes. This record is declared &C
curate and authentic and is posted up
in an East side club room.
A Rhode Island farmer had a rec
ord of half a bushel of walnuts, Of
which he was extraordinarily fond.
He used half bag of salt while eat
ing them. A New Jersey blacksmith
on a recent wager ate nearly peck
and a half of cherries. He said he
could 60 on eating forever" as he
put it. but those who witnessed his
feat declared they had seen enough to
prove the eater a wonder A Chicago
man Inordinately fond of mush and
milk, lived on it for week not long
ago, eating four great bowlfuls Of it
three times a day.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
Why Visitors to Capital Call on the President

= is interesting to hear visitors to
the White House relate the pur-
poses for which they desire to see the
president. With many II is a mat
ter of idle curiosity. Some want to
see If he is taller than they thought
he was, whether his eyes are blue.
whether he has a dimple when he
smiles, and a myriad of small details
that would be thought ordinarily of
little consequence, and yet 1t is these
very details that go to make up the
popular impression Of a public serv-
ant.
At a recent reception one solemn
visaged man, evidently a professor,
was standing in line shufIling his feet.
He was an exceedingly well-read gen.
tleman, and called attention to the
fact that 25 of the 81 presidents of
the United States had parental ances-
tors in the British Isles-England hav-
ing 16, Scotland two, Ireland three,
and Wales one. Martin Van Buren,
and Theodore Roosevelt represented a
Dutch ancestry, he said, and the curl
GUS fact is noted that although France
has been so closely associated with the
birth and history of the country, there
has not been a president of French or
Latin blood. But with the influx Of
immigration from the south Of Eu-
rope" said the professor, as he shift
ed to the other foot. this condition
is sure to change"
The physiognomy of the men today
as compared with the portraits OF men
who had lived in former times pre-
sents a most interesting study. The
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
Men Skated and Women FIopped in Spilled Syrup

THE crowd that frequents the soda
i fountain at the drug store at the
corner of F and Fifteenth streets, just
across from the Treasury building,
where women in their new gowns
leave the street cars to commence the
parade up fashionable F street, had a
grand time for two hours the other
lay.
A barrel of syrup dropped from the
lail end of transfer wagon, the head
of the barrel came out, and so gallons
Of Juice covered about 200 square feet
Of sidewalk.
Five women wearing tight-ftting
skirts went down almost in a heap
when they struck the syrup. The tight
skirts kept them from skating through,
as the men did.
Soon an army of drug clerks were
out "shooing" the people around the
slick spot and escorting those who fell
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
PARASoLS TO SUIT THE HAT
Seasons Styles Especially Designed
With View to Millinery Just Now
Most Popular.

Parasols are madA this year to ac-
commodate the modish small hat on
the top Of the head, and the big shade
hat which will not be discarded. The
Bteep sided parasol illustrated is hard
ly larger than the hat the large par
Rsol is meant to shade.
The little parasol Of black and
white stripes is especially suitable to
garry with the street frock. Black and
white parasols can be carried with
white, black and white or any color
combination.
The big parasol with blunt tip is
suggestive of the paper sunshade OF
Japan. The square, light handle and
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
NO STRICT RULE FOR SASH
Many styles, All Correct, Allow a
Wide Choice In the Arrangement
of This Accessory.

While there are many styles Of hip
aashes to wear with the summer
dresses, there are also new styles in
the conventional sash belt with long
ends. Such sashes are generally made
with folded ribbon and are about four
inches wide laid in soft plaits. The
belt does not tie at the back, the ends
are plated in the same fashion and
start in parallel manner from over
the top, falling straight down. Each
end as it falls is caught against the
belt by a tiny wreath OF small pink
satin roses. The sash ends are cut
in a scallop, and the curved edge trim
med with the same tiny roses that are
on the sash.
Another folded sash ribbon, with
separate ends, has cravat bow posed
over the fastening at the back, the
ends pointing up and down, The two
long ribbon streamers are caught to-
gether near the ends with smaller
oravat bow.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
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Champion SpeIIer Of Capital

these representatives of the common
peepul" we're going to acquit them
selves.
Fourteen statesmen and an equal
number OF newspaper men faced PRO
fessor Houston when he called his
roll, but when after nearly an hour
had elapsed, during which time the
teacher had selected some Of the most
difficult specimens from the well-worn
"blue-backed" speller, Representative
Frank B. Willis OF Ohio was the lone
occupant Of the stage.
Not only had the doughty represen-
tative shamed the press, but he had
trailed the colors Of the senate in the
dust as well. His last rival was Sena-
tor Miles Polndexter OF Washington,
who had tripped on ''hydrocephalus"
by adding an to the last syllable.
"Hydrocephalus," which for the edifi-
cation of the general public Mr. Web
ster and other authorities define as
IAN accumulation Of serous fluid with
in the cranial cavity" or water in the
head" appeared to be a favorite word
with Professor" Houston and a stun
bling block for his pupils. 1t had
proved a Waterloo for Representative
Thetus w. Sims Of Tennessee before
Senator Poindexter stumbled over IT.
The statesmen only won by two
up" however, for Ira E. Bennett had
upheld the spelling reputation of the
press manfully, until the pronouncer
sprang bdellum upon him. He paused
to rack his brain and then made his
best effort with "delium." which sent
him from the stage, to leave the vic
tory between the house and senate.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
The Presidents Choice.

During a conversation on the ap-
preaching election in 1864 a gentle
man remarked to President Lincoln
that nothing could defeat him but
Grants capture Of Richmond. to be
followed by his nomination at ChicaEo
and his acceptance.
WELL" said the president. II feel
very much like the man who said ha
didn't want to die particularly, but ie
he had got to die. that was precisely
the disease he would like TO die Of"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18
Rebuked,

A distinguished English surgeon
who was rather untidy in his attire
was one day called for hurriedly by
another doctor. When ready to start
however, his friend demonstrated with
him on the shabbiness of his dress
and suggested that as Lord - was
a most particular man, he should at
least change his hat, which, after some
grumbling, the surgeon consented to
do.
The caller waited for him impatient
ly for some time on the pavement, and
at last was surprised to see the door
partially opened and a new silk hat
thrown to him, with curt remark
There's the hat; but l thought you
wanted the man. Good-day."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1913-07-18

into the store to have their clothes
cleaned.
Three men who dashed to the rescue
of women lost their feet and went
down with them.
Twentyeix skirts and fourteen mems
suits suffered. Several bwomen whose
skirts were a little high and who
wore up-to-date summer under-outfits
declined the offer of drugstore help
and hurried home.