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The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
HADN'T MADE HIS HANDICAP
Advocate Was Still Ahead Of lleuten-
ant, Therefore the Duel Was
Out of the Question.

The late Alfred Love VI Philadelphia
was Americas pioneer peace advo-
cate. Mr.. Love brilliantly advocated
universal peace in days when such
views caused men to be dubbed fools
and crahks,
He had many stories wherewith. at
Philadelphia dinner parties. he drove
home his peace. propaganda. Thus. at
the Art club, he once said:
Il wish we'd all take as sensible
and prudent q view of war as the
Nice advocate took OF dueiling.
IAN advocate and lieutenant quar-
relied one evening at the Cafe de la
Regence in Nice. and the lieutenant
sent his seconds to the advocate the
next mesning. But the advocate
shook his head and said:
"A duei7 No, no! It wouldn't be
fair. The risks would be unequal.
For, look you, the lieutenant is a sin
gle man, whereas / have three chill
drep,'
The advocates refusal was con-
veyed to the lieutenant, who, being
a bloodthirsty wretch. straightway
got married. In three years he be-
came the father of three children,
and then he called upon the advo-
cate.
"Ha,' he said Hereby, you'll have
to fight me now. / have three chill
dren.'
but L. said the advocate, with a
peaceful and Joyous smile. I have
now got five"
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Why No Smoke In eaesar7

Sweet lavender is now on the mar
ket and on the side-tabie, and the
smell of it is clean, sweet, and de-
licious. But did you ever smoke It?
This business of the tobacco trust
worries the smoker who may have to
pay more for his pipeful. And then
comes the glad news that we are
growing tobacce-and even cigar COW
erings-in England, In order to beat
Sumatra at her own game. And al
so comes a Madrid professor, inquir-
ing what the ancient Romans smoked.
Fine old pipes have been dug up In
Spain from Roman settlements, but
they have no trace OF tobacco or
opium. Yet they are adorned with
bas reliefs picturing the lavender
plant. And in 1276-before tobacco
came to Europe-a Spanish writer
said that whoever smokes lavender
feels active, ardent, and vigorous"
But why is 1t that smoking never
crept into Roman literature?
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10

ocCu hdiiicu uut low LiOhtho anu
this vas the flrst Right that had left
her alone, Her manner. to say the
least, puzzled me.
But Nell's actions. however, were
soon forgotten. At the club, / was
hailed as one back from the dead.
The boys crowded about me. chaffed
good-naturedly about giving the "old
lady" the slip and welcomed me into
their midst with open arms. Once
more / was the reckless. fun-loving.
devilmay-care fellow that my friends
had knewA,
The banquet broke up. but did not
go home. The night air was glorious.
Never had known night to possess
such alluring charm. A party of six
kindred spirits set out to do the
town." A masque ball was being held
In q nearby hall and we broke in upon
the dance.
A dainty little creature robed In
quaint Japanese costume. coyly ap
preached on tip toes and chucking me
under the chin, fitted gayly away. ]
tried to pursue, but Mephiste in fam
ing red, with q demure little black
draped nun In his arms, laughingly
bumped me back into the crowd.
stood fascinated. All about me was
life-life that I had once known. Gro
tesque and fanciful attired maskers.
waltzed and paraded before me.
tried to join In their march-but
a dull sickening feeling overcame me.
I suddenly awakened to my true self
and my thoughts returned to Nell
dear trusting girl, awaiting alone at
home for my return. With conscience
severely pricking turned to leave the
hall.
A girl attired in red: red dress, red
slippers, red gloves, red hat and red
ruptly. The figure was strangely ia
miliar. ! stood, bewildered. puzzled
and then, as my gaze followed the rec
masked figure whirling about the ball
room, my breath came quick an6
short.
"Ah! saw 1t all. now. saw why
she was so anxious I should go to
lodge. Never could l have dreamed
of such a thing-such treachery, such
wanton deceit. But here"
The music ceased playing and the
dancers were leaving the floor. Lean
ing on the arm of a cavalier, she en-
tered the palm room.
1 walked quickly across the floor
and savagely brushed aside the cur.
tains.
I staggered back, clutching the
draperies for support My head
seemed to swing and mist gathered
before my sYes,
The fellow had deliberately kissed
her.
There they sat. her head resting
contentedly on his shoulder and he
holding her In tight embrace.
A few swift strides and l stood be.
fore them. The man. angry at my
intrusion, attempted. to arise. but be.
fore he could do so, ] seized him by
the shoulders and with almost super
human strength. hurled him from me,
sprawling to the floor. Turning I
gazed at his companion, who covered
trembling In the seat.
$50 this was why you were so
eager that I should go to lodge?
Wanted to meet this chivalrous lover
Of yours. eh?"
Fearfully her hand sought the mask
as II to remove It. but after a mo-
ment's pause, fell mechanically back
into her lap.
Cant you speak; can't you talk?
] cried. Let's see your face-let's
see II 1t has any shame In TT"
Reaching forward with a savage
jerk tore away the mask.
The revelation staggered me.
II beheld-not my wife-but the
cook.
She had appropriated jewelry and
wardrobe from the mistress.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
THINK OF 1T.
10000 Persons Publicly Rec
ommend Our Remedy
Some are Richmond
-DoODlo

Over one hundred thousand have rec
commended Doan's Kidney Pills, for
backache, kidney, urinary ills. Thirty
Thousand signed testimonials are now
appearing in public print. Some of
them are Richmond peoplel Some are
published in Richmond. No other rem
edy shows such proof Follow this
Richmond mans example.
John Abner, carpenter and cabinet
maker, l0l1 Race St., Richmond, KY,
says: Il suffered from pains in my back
and my kidneys were irregular in action
| used Doan's Kidney Pills. procured at
Middelton's Drug Store, and they re-
lieved me at once. My kidneys became
normal and the other troubles ceased. 1"
For sale by all dealers. Price soc.
Co., Buffalo, N. Y, sole
agents for the United States.
Remember the Doan's- and
take no other.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Impressina Childish Mind.

The initiative method is the easiest
whereby child may acquire its man
ners. The small boy who adores his
gallant father seldom forgets to take
on his hat and stand in the presence
OF women. The small girl who looks
up to her mother with affection is the
pattern of loving courtesy to her ia
Their Children often affect the graces
of their elders in most laughable
way. But don't laugh at them. They
will outgrow this priggishness. 1t is
only a phase of their initiative acqui-
sition of manners.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Eczema and Itching Cured.

The soothing. healing medication in
Or. Hobson's Eczema Ointment pene-
trates every tiny pore OF the skin, clears
it of all impurities-stops itching in
stantly. DIR. Hobson's Eczema ONT.
ment is guaranteed to speedily heal &c
zema, rashes, ringworm, letter and
other unsightly eruptions. Eczema
Ointment is doctors prescription, not
an experiment. All druggists or by
mail, SOC. Pfeifer Chemical Co, Phila
delphia and St. Louis.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Have Beautiful Hair.
Use PdriSian Sape.

II your hair is too dry, brittle, dull,
thin, or If your scalp burns aid itches,
Immediately begin the use of Partisan
Sage. The first application removes
the dandruff, cools and invigorates the
scalp. and increases the beauty of the
hair by making II soft-wavy-abundant
Partisan Sage supplies hair needs. Ii
is delicately perfumed-not sticky or
greasy. Surely try Doc bottle.
PERRY'S DRUG STORES.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Value of Rheuma From
The Court.
Judge Banhorst Was Relieved
Rheumatism After Doctors
Failed.

If you have tried many other remedies
and doctors treatments for rheumatism
and found they failed, do not be skep-
tical about trying RHEUMA. Read the
testimony of Judge John Barhorst, of
Fort Loramie, Ohio:
AFTER treatment by three doctors
without result, have bsen cured of a
very bad case Of Rheumatism by using
two bottles of RHEUMA. 1t is now
two years since used the remedy, and
| am still as well as ever. Previously, 1
was cripple walking with crutches."
Such testimony should be convincing.
so cents Of B. L. Middeltton and guar
anteed. ct.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Statement of the Ownership,
Management, Circulation, Etc

# THE RICHMOND GILMAN, published
semLweskly at Richmond, Ky, required
)y the Act of 2i, 1912
Editcr, w P. Walton, Richmond, KY.
Mn'g Ed. w. p. Walton .
Business Mgr. b. d. Gordon - %
Publisher, Climax Pig Co. 4 Z"
Owners
\: D. Miller Richmond, Ky
W. q. White
E. c. Walton Orlando. Fla
]. c. Chenault, stock non dividend
beaIing), Richmond, Ky.
Known bondholders, mortgages, and
other security holders, holding l per
cent or more of total amount of bonds,
mortgages or other securities: None.
a. ID. Miller,
President Climax Printing Co.
Sworn 10 and subscribed before me
this 18th day of October, 1913.
l.. p. Evans, Notary Public
my Commission expires Jan. IL, 1916
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10

The words were
out at last Not
daring to look at
her, l gulped the
steaming coffee
and covertly over
the edge Of the
cup give her q
quick glance. In
stead Of tears.
greatly to my sur
prise. q pleased
expression illum-
ined her face.
Arising, she swept
over to me and
threw her arms
lovingly about my
shoulders.
do go. Jack;
It will do you
good. I'll not be
at all afraid to re-
main here"
She was very
insistent on my
going and later
a. I walked to the
club / could not
halp thinking NJ
her eagerness to
get me OF. We had
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Can't Afford to Have Kidney
Trouble

No man with family to support can
afford to have kidney trouble, nor need
he fear it with such remedy at hand
as Foley's Kidney Pills. An honest med
icine, safe and reliable, costing little but
doing much good. Foley Kidney Pills
eliminate backache and rheumatism,
tone up the system ana restore normal
action Of kidneys and bladder.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Hair Goods,

| make your combings into switches
braids, transformations and other hair
goods at small price. l also remodel
hair goods, add hair TO your old braids
and transformations. Rraids colored
and re-woysn al moderate price. Mrs.
Maud Mackey Walker, cor W. Main st
Phone 545. Residence 202. 52-tf
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
pIaolna for PIpe Bowls.

Meerschaum Ia extracted in precise
ly the same way as coal. Pits from
Is feet to 125 feet deep are dug, and
as soon as the vein is struck horizon
tai galleries. sometimes Of consider
able length. are made. though more
than two galleries are seldom to be
found in one pit. When taken out Of
the mine meerschaum is soft enough to
be easily cut with knife. 1t is i'm
bedded in a layer Of red clay several
inches thick. and In this state 1t is
sold to the dealers.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10

Henry A. Johnston, business man of
L'Anse, Mich, writes; 'For years, Fol-
ey's Honey and Tar Compound for
coughs and colds has been our family
medicine. We give it 10 our children
who like it on account of its pleasant
taste. II is a safe cure for coughs and
colds" 1t contains no opiates. For
sale by all dealers. ad oct
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
The Family Cough Medicine.

In every home there should be bot
tie OF DIR. Kings New Discovery, ready
for immediate use when AMI member Of
the family contracts cold or cough.
Prompt use will stop the spread of sick
ness. S. A. Std, of Mason. Mich.
writes; MY whole family depends upon
DR.. Kings New Discovery as the best
cough and cold medicine in the world.
Two SOC bottles cured me of phneu-
monia." Thousands of other families
have been equally benefited and depend
entirely upon DIR. Kings New Discovery
TO cure their coughs, colds, throat and
lung troubles. Every dose helps Price
SOC and Sl.00. All druggists. H. E.
Bucklen & Co, Philadelphia or st.
Louis. ad oct
Plenty of Oats and all kinds of field
reeds at attractive prices. See US
before buying, -
D q ~
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10

Henry Spencer, arrested in Chicago,
confessed TO the murder of Mrs. Mildred
Allison Rexroat, dancing teacher, whose
body was found near Wheaton, H., a
week ago, and to having killed thirteen
other persons.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
HER PUzzLlne MANNER
BY n. NJ. GARDNER.

"Nell-if you don't mind, I'm going
to-to-lodge, tonight"
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Rubber Tires.

l desire to say TO the good people OF
Madison and adjoining counties that
am prepared to do all kinds Of rubber
firing. l put rs Kelly Springfield rubber
tires on wheels of any height for Sl4 per
set, rs steel tires for 81 so per set. Bug
gy tires set 40 cts each. These are cash
prices. See me before ordering any work
of this kind.
56-6mo-f f. WALDEN, Red House, KY.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Women Who Get Dizzy.

Every woman who is troubled with
fainting and dizzy spells, backache,
headache weakness, debility, constipa-
ton or kidney troubles should use Elec
trio Bitters. They give relief when
nothing else will, improve the health,
adding strength and vigor from the first
lose. Mrs. Laura Gaines, of Avoca, La,
says: -Four doctors had given me up
md my children and all my friends were
ooking for me to die, when my son in
sisted that use Electric Bitters. did
20 and they did me world of good -
lust try them, SOC and 81 90 at all
druggists or by mail. II. f. Bucklen &
Co Philadelphia or St. Louis.
Nome Alaska, was almost destroyed
oy storm. Five hundred houses,
covering two miles of territory next to
he sea, were wrecked. Fire broke oul
llso. No lives were lost.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
A Gentle and Effective Lax
alive.

A mild, gentle and effective laxative
is what people demand when suffering
from constipation. Thousands swear by
DIR. Kings New life Pills. Hugh Tall
man, OF San Antonio, Texas, writes
They are. beyond question. the best
pill my wife and | have ever taken I"
They never cause pain. Price 25c at
druggists or by mail. H. E. Bucklen &
Co., Philadelphia or ST. Louis.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10

More than 1000 missionaries, 10000
native helpers and more than 10000
mission schools are now being support
ed in foreign fields by the Protestant
Churches of America.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
Quick Help to Backache and
Rheumatism.

The man or woman who wants quick
help from backache and rheumatism,
will find it in Foley's Kidney Pills. They
act so quickly and with such good effect
that weak, inactive kidneys that do not
keep the blood clean and free of impur-
tiles. are toned up and strengthened to
healthy vigorous action. Good results
follow their use promptly. For sale by
all dealers. ad-oct
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10

The prison system of New York is
characterized as species of slavery by
Prison Commissioner Thomas Mott Os
borne, who has just completed self
imposed term of one week in the Auburn
penitentiary.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10

Col. ]. Stoddard Johnston, the we'll
known editorial writer, who was Score
tary Of State under Governor McCreary's
first administration, died of hardening
of the arteries at the home Of a son in
Missouri
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10

The changeable weather of early fall
brings on coughs and colds that have a
weakening effect on the system. and
may become chronic. Use Foley's Hon.
ey and Tar Compound. 1t has very
soothing and healing effect on the irri-
tated and infamed air passages, and
will help very quickly. 1t is a we'll
known family medicine that gives re-
suits. For sale by all dealers. ad oct
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-10-10
HERE'STHEHOG

BOURBON REMEDY CO..
Lexington. KY.
Enclosed find photo OF hog that was cured of
cholera with your Bourbon Hog Cholera REM
edy. This hog was almost dead before using
the medicine, and then was entirely cured. ex-
Mr.. Skies Ewing, of Bowling Green. Ky. He
VIII be glad to give You testimonial. and we
can get several more II you want them.
JENKINS-SUBLEFF DRUG CO..
Bowling Green, KY.
Ask Your Druggist for It.
HENRY T.. PERRY
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-01-31
Some Odd Mixup

It's a telephone story again. 4
few evenings ago young man had
occasion to call up his lady love. and
for once got thru to her without
delay.
"IIello!' he whispered softly,
Yes" game the reply. us that
you, George:"
Are you alone, dearie?'
YES. darling"
Il wish were there! If We're,
do YOU know what would do
No, George, can't guess.
Just then the lines became sadly
mixed and what the sweet Young
thing heard was something like this:
well, I'd pull her ears back until
she opened her mouth, and then
would drop Il lump Of mud in it.
II that didn't answer, Id give her II
sound threslling.'
Amy and George don't speak now
when they see one another, and a
certain farmer. who was talking to i.
Vet. doctor about Il baking mare.
wonders why he was advised to PUT
his arms around her neck, and
whisper sweet endearing words into
her ears. Tx.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-01-31

next Sunday in the M. +. church at
II II. III. and $50 y. N. All are i'll
vite,l to attend. II. j. Hanson, Col
porter Missionary.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-01-31
Congregational Church Notice.

There will be no preaching service
Sunday, Feb. =. sunday school AS
usual at II o'clock. The ladies of the
Tabitha club and all others interested
are asked to meet ut the CHURCH Fri
day, Feb. eth ut ) =. IN. =.
F. Nasku. Pastor.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1913-01-31
Swedish=Baptist Services.

There will be services in English
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1913-02-01

into the milk during the milking time,
some of these causing the souring of
the milk, and some causing the milk
to turn bitter. If the temperatures
are fairly high, around 70 degrees for
example, the souring germs will grow
rapidly and will crowd out the germs
that produce bitter milk, but IN
winter time when the temperatures
are usually very low. the bitter germs
get the upper hand and crowd out
! the others This means that the
milk will turn bitter before it will
turn sour.
The reason for the apparent impos-
sibility of churning the cream may
be attributed to several causes. When
the COW is far advanced in lactation,
and when she gets dry feed, you
will find that the fat globules are very
small and hard, and do not stick to-
gether easily. Cream that has been
kept cold and has not been allowed to
sour is also very hard to churn. The
only remedy that we can give is to let
that it will be getting sour, and ii You
have any buttermilk or sour milk that
you can add, it may be soured to
hasten the process. Have the con-
ditions such that will make the butter
come about the size of wheat in from
35 to 40 minutes.
HOLSTEIN HOLDS RECORD.
Question:: Can you tell me which
strain of cattle hold the record for
the most milk, cream and butter fat?
P. l.. w. Portland, Ore.
Answer: The COW that holds the
worlds recrod for the most milk and
the most fat is Holstein.
DAIRYING IN PALOUSE
COUNTRY.
Question:: What are the conditi ons
for dairying in the Palouse country?
P. B. T. Tekoa, Wash.
Answer: | am glad to know that
you are expecting to start dairy farm
ing in this Palouse country. We be-
lieve that dairying is the only saliva
ton of the community, and farmers
everywhere are beginning to realize
it. The conditions at Tekoa are very
similar to ours here, and in view of
the fact, l wish to emphasize the fact
that we cannot economically pasture
COWS under the conditions that we
have, and many dairy men fail be-
cause they expect to get returns from
their land by pasture.
Plant such crops as will give large
fields OF green feed, put up siio If
possible, and you will have no trouble
in securing large amounts of feed on
ascomparatively small area. Dairy
ing can be made profitable in the
Palouse country by selecting the
proper COWS, and by the careful
cultivation of such crops as you can
use to the best advantage.
A BALANCED RATION.
Question: Will you kindly name
me balanced ration for milk COWS?
NY available feed now is alfalfa hay
of first class quality. j. G. N.
Spokane, Wash.
Answer: In compliance with your
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1913-02-01

The Tooter is little publication
issued by the employees of the Harri-
man lines and the o. w. r. N. rail
ways. 1t is full OF meaty stuff and
shows there are real classy brains
behind it. 1t can be read with profit
by all classes of people. For one
thing 1t is not pessimistic and per-
son feels better after reading 1T
through.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1913-02-01
Dairy Department
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
BITTER MILK AGAIN.

Question: | have a COW that is to
be fresh in about two months. The
milk becomes bitter and it is nearly
impossible to churn it. Can you tell
me what ails her? A. HI. Mabton,
Wash.
Answer: The trouble that is men
toned here is probably not with the
cow, but is due to the contamination
of the milk after it leaves the COW.
You will find that under average con-