The evening world., 1913-10-17
Steel Kings life of the Kali
ser" Sent Through Fellow Pas
senger to Mrs. McGregor.
SHE'S IN NEW ZEALAND.
And, Hoot Men! the Clftie
Was a Big Surprise to
Mr.. Throt.
whusper!

Whisper!
Aud Andy Carnegie ha' G1'en . wa
bit giftle TO his cousin. Mistrsas Mac.
dreeEor. In tho PARKWAY town O. Dune
lin. New Zealand.
Hoots. mon: but It's 90. He ha' actu-
ally si'en a siftie away Listen to the
way OF:
Tho Laird Of Skibo. who camc back
to his own country to-day aboard the
Mauretania. CHANGED TO 90 down into
tho second cabin three days ago. They
were having X. mes there. and the Laird
is n great 'un on games. you know.
by chance he fell into conversation
with Mr.. Rewa Throt. who comes from
Dunedin. and hc asked Mr.. Throt II he
knew n certain Mrs. MacGteEor.
Ills right. I do" said tho man from
New Zealand. She's q neighbor Of
mine"
HE'D TRUST HIM ON HIS HON.
EST FACE.
Laird love me-" exclaimed tho IRON
master. But yc must do q great SER
vicc for me. I know can trust va,
mon. for w have an honest look about
yc. I can trust ye to take this Mis-.
tress MacGregor. a cousin O. mine
whom I laid eyes on last forty years
gone. "a wee bit giftis."
Mr.. Throt was embarrassed by the
thought OF the great trust that WAS
about to he laid upon him. but he stam-
mered between bushes that he thought
he was honest. and any little bankroli
or anything like that
'"rush. mon. ! ken your honsstis."
brcke In tho Laird. "'Tis q great
thing ven do for me-"
whercupon he disappeared In his
cabin and brought back q mysterious
package. wrapped tiShtly about With
heavy paper. Perhaps Il was q bundle
Of bank checks: perhaps soms shares
In tho United States Steel Corporation:
who could know! Throt OF New
zealand trembled as tho ironmastes
started TO unwrap tho bundle.
iT WAS A BOOK. MON, SURELY
IT WAS.
DO W ken tho worth o'tT" queried
Carnegie. as he took OF the last fold
of paper and disclosed LILO OF
the Kaiser" by Andrew Carnegie
ON the hyleaf was written this In
scription:
Il Gamma como to ye. VIII ~ no
come back again. COUSIN ANDY"
When tho Laird met his old friends.
the ship news reporters. he was most
garulous. He looks forward to being
interviewed all the time hs In at his
broad estates In Skibo AMI when no
finds II absolutely impossible to dodge
the reporters he finally consents TO say
n few words on men and affairs What
Mr. Carnegie said to-day can be tab
ulat-d thus. for encyclopedia reference:
CITIZEN SHIP-There's no doubt about
my American citizenship. III vote here.
I'm going to register Just a. soon a. I
get ashore.
PANAMA CANADA great work-a
grand thing. II weds the oceans or,
maybe It doesn't exactly wed them. but
II engages them. at least.
IT. R."-A very erratic man. lie
grabbed Panama.
sCl.HER-Iie has many attractive
qualities His lmpeach nent will do
Tammany great harm.
MITCHEls-A grand young man.
viii vote for him.
MCALL-An honest Judge.
GAYNoR--Hie was a great man. lie
would have been reelected had i,s
lived
KAISER wILHELM-Like me, he
takes only little snootful OF liquor as
medicine-one-half a glass with meals
DuELS IN GERMANY-Not SO many
since Kaiser BIN got after 'em.
PRESIDENT WILSON-Ono Of the
greatest Presidents.
THE WEATHER--Is Il not grand?
OUR BUILDIN0S-Now.y e're fash
Ing me, lads