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The Detroit times., 1913-12-06

GLADYS KWEMER
WITH HoISlen rlayers. u Avenue.
IA az great n classic as Uncle Toms
Cabin" and was a great favorite WITH
|formes generations, II In a powerful
|plea in behalf Of temperance.
"pr.~ Jekyll and Mr.. HYDE" a play
made famous bv the late Richard
WI be presented in the Ave-
|nue theater, by the Holden Players,
khe week OF Dec. Is. with Willis Hall
|in the dual role.
The Detroit times., 1913-12-06
Cream Toast


Cream toast is a most maligned ar
ticle OF food. Very few know how to
prepare 1t. The cream or white sauce
should be cooked at least 35 minutes
In a double boiler.
To one cup of warm milk add
pinch of salt. Take one even table
spoon OF corn starch wet with one
tablespoon Of cold milk. Blend until
perfectly smooth. Put into the warm
milk. Stir until 1t ID AZ thick az
cream. Set back on range, allowing
the water in boiler to boil slowly Is
minutes Stir to avoid humps When
ready to serve add one teaspoon OF
butter and send to table to be put
over slices Of bread that have been
toasted golden brown. Toast sand
wiches. Any kinda bit OF meat. fish
or cottage cheese.
The Detroit times., 1913-12-06

Cream one cup of sugar with q 4
tablespoon OF butter. Beat until
and foamy. Add one-half en-
milk, one and one-half cups q i
sifted three times with 0ne-ho3( y
spoon OF soda and one even ~
spoon OF cream of tartar. Bo09 M
together. Flavor with lemon
In muffin rings In two small 014g
and put together with chocolate
ing. t TsS & 4 81
Chocolate Filling ,s I;
Buy fine cents worth OF chocqlnto
creams, put In bowl and turn tW1|
tablespoonful OF boiling woeog N1
Them Put bowl In top Of tea-kef11o
until the mass IL all melted. beat unH
I'll creamy. sl NJ
Hominy Crumpets
These must be- set over night. Beat
we'll together two cups OF milk, tour
tablespoonful melted butter, cuDo
of -four and a scant cup Of well-bof1o4
hominy. II the large hOminy n ugo4
1t should be chopped Add salt n
taste and put II warm place. until
half an hour before baking time: then
stir In onefourth teaspoonful OF sOdn
dissolved In hot water. Let tho11
stand one-hak hour, then bake vofy
quickly In mufin rings or tins. az
dropped by the spoonful on . groaseAN
baking pan.
The Detroit times., 1913-12-06
COrn-Starch Fritters

Two cups Of milk In double boiler,
add one-half cup OF sugar, four even
tablespoons of corn starch blended
with a little of the milk from the
The Detroit times., 1913-12-06
Cheese Toast

Cheese TOAST
Toast bread only on one side. Put
layer OF mashed potato on the un.
toasted side and dot with butter and
O little parsley. Crate little cheese
ever the potato. Return to oven un-
I'll cheese ia melted and potato Is hot.
Serve at once.
The Detroit times., 1913-12-06

stanford. Lewis Broughton and Gilbert
Dou Sass. The play. Is charmingly
staged.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
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far better than for several years, ant
bumper crop is expected. Wilmans
Bros. have their gin plans in fine
repair and will handle all cotton that
is brought to them.
Freight Claim Agent c. E. Christie
pher Of the Iron Mountain, was here
Monday.
Charlie Smith Of Hickory Grove
was here Saturday on business.
We would be pleased to see let
ter from some of the old correspond
ents. Bettye Breeze and a few others
must be taking their vacation. Let
us hear from you.
L. E. Phant
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
THE ISLAND

William Phillips and .yife spent a
day or two at Battle Axe last week.
Mr.. ana Mrs A Gadberry spent
Sunday With T. Il. Ranwater and
family.
Colon Rainwater lost shoe from
the buggy Saturday between the
steel bridge and town and he will
greatly appreciate it if the finder will
notify him at Route 3, Box 80, New
port.
Mrs. Eva Pool was shopping in
Newport Saturday
Mrs Kate NuckoIIs and little daugh-
ter, Bessie. left Friday for points in
Missouri, where they will visit rela-
tives.
Mrs. W. Runyan is on the sick
list this week
John Britt and family of Richwoods
spent Sunday with Wiley Herring and
family.
Mrs. Robert Gillian and children
and Miss Maude Turner are spending
the week with their uncle, Nick Tur-
ner in RichwoDd5.
Rosebud.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
SWIFTON.

w. o. Riggle of Flora, ILL.,, Old &C
ouaintance of Mr.. and Mrs. Tonney
spent several days in Swifton lately
He has considerable land interests
east of town.
Prof. H. L. Lambert went to New
port Saturday to meet his wife, VINO
had been visiting her parents at lu-
pelo. , .uor,
c. C. Nicholson returned from
Batesville Friday.
The NJ. E. revival closed Sunday
ni0ht Quite a number of accessions
to the church and a general revlvlng
of the church members. we feei tha'
GREAT good was accomplished,
Our baseball boys go to Juds0nla
the q to play ball. Judsonla ana bee
be play and Swifton is to play the
Mr. Stroud and wife of Marcella
were visiting DR.. Justus' family, Sat
urday and Sunday. Mrs. Stroud Is d
sister of the doctors. III.
Mrs. c. C. Nicholson of Batesvliie
Is at the bedside of her sister, MRS,
Purvis. Mrs. Purvis has been very
sick but she is much better at 'his
time. III srr-
A great many of our town ana sur
rounding community are attending .iie
three days picnic at Alicia TINS weeh Zen.
Dr. Justus and family left Monoay
r,orn;ng for Heber Springs, where
thew will spend some time IN the inter
est of their health. ru,
man Tuesday. Smith
IT M. Rorex and S. E. Dukes are hSh-
mo ON Cache again this week.
Swifton will have her three DAYS
r;cnic next week. A great time Is EN- EN-
pp e1 Horse racing and baseball WIN
po feotures of each days amusemente'
~ LARGE crowd went from here 10 lne
bantizing at the mouth OF otrawoe >
and Black river Monday. ADou' d
lev ar fifteen were baptized -.
A serious accident was nai ,,o,,ne,
averted while party OF our s o',th
neople were in bathing at Tue ME- NJ,
If Strawberry Monday evening, ;, miS9
GLADYS Parsons and Rev. }. /. MiiU -
snn got into the dangerous water Jue'
below the junction of the two streams ans
D. w;lcoxon in his efforts 10 save
t nas vonng ladv from the whiri lnIo
w ~ +bev had drifted, became eX-
S Sl,,s and came near losing his owl
I;fa His call for help was reSpoiiue1I
- ~ ;n,mad;atelv and Roy Moon succeed
ed in reaching Gladys, OUT s,e h;r
bed him around the meek anu '''A
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
JACKSONPORT.

Will Verdell attended the Masonic
Lodge at Newport Tuesday night.
Mrs. S. o. Massey is visiting mel
mother in Bradford. -
We understand Miss Ella Anderson
on her return from completing two
months course Of study under Clare
Hall in Chicago, will open STUDIO
in Batesville, Newark and Tucker
County Superintendent Shaver was
horo in the interest of the school
Wednesday. CIV,
Messrs. Finas Massey and Sims
Mitchner have gone to McGehee u
accept positions. n;.o
Ernest Massey has been suffering
with blood poisoning in his left HAND
Can't. G. w. Huff and son, l.: >. Hun
If Des Arc are visiting in Illinois.
Chas. Anderson attended the picnic
at Newark Tuesday. .ro
There was lots of excitement mere
last week, when in some way - ., L.
Anderson and Herbert Betty 1eil II,
on old we'll. But as luck would nave
it. some one passed before ). l.. was
going under the last time ana reScu,
ed both of them. Deity seems W
have had a wise head as he braceo
himself against the wall and only re-
ceiyed a few scratches in making the
downward fall.
The Girls Band here received mucl
nraise when they furnished music 1of
the picnic at Elmo last week;
George Harkey of Illinois has ac-
cented a position here.
Thirty-fve people from mere az
tended the picnic at Newark Satur-
dav. The girls and boys band 1 Ths
nished music for the people nv, me
train was reported two hours lase
and ran in on schedule time so con- s
s seq the whole bunch had to NM iho
roosting places in Newark Tor '"t
Mr. Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Billiard ana
family of Newport spent SUNDAY nT he
The roads are in better shape De
tween here and Newport than 'ii'S
have in several years
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22

Of Jonesboro have been visiting friend
aud relatives here the past week.
What is the matter with cur Sun
day School? All of You people com
o1t and help US. Oar organ is her
now, which will be Of great help i,
our singing. Everybody come aex
Sunday.
Evarybody is invited to come out tt
t. school house Friday night to The
Pc supper, after which we will have
an old time spelling bee, All are
asked to attend and take part, old as
well as young.
Prof. Lambert, wife and baby spent
few hours Sunday evening at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Jake McDan-
lei.
Taylor Keton, our genial mail car
rier, happened to the Dad luck of get
ting his buggy torn up last Friday
His horse became scared at some
saw dust and ran away. No serious
damage was done, but Taylor says he
came very near getting his neck dis
located.
Mr.. and Mrs, John Campbell are the
happy parents OF an eleven pound boy
which arrived last Tuesday.
George Mcdaniel and family are
spending a few days visiting relatives
near Newport.
NJ. Durham and family went to
Swifton Monday, where they attend
ed the big revival which is N prog
ress at that place,
Mrs. Alice King of Swifton visited
Mr.. Campbell and family Sunday.
Crops are looking much better in
this vicinity now, owing to the rain OF
late.
Max Massey contemplates going to
Bald KNOB Thursday to help Swifton
in a game of ball with the boys OF
that place.
Owing to some cause, JAG Rorex is
all smiles since he came from the
races at Harrisburg, but we can all
smile with him.
Will Mcneil and family spent Sat
urday night with homefolks.
We are glad to hear that johnnie
Long is getting along nicely.
Claude Massey is engaged, IN the
work of charging pictures at the pres
emit time.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
ATrV ERCNE

Dr. G. D. Clements of Heber was
visiting Mrs Bleakley and Mrs. Hare
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burton returned last
Tuesday from Kenyon
Miss Elsie Harrison of Conway is
visiting relatives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. d. Ellison came in
from Memphis last week.
Miss Eta Johnston returned Tues
day from Kenyon.
Miss Rina May left Monday for
Heber Springs.
Mr.. Wash May was in Newport
Monday.
DR.. Neal was business caller in
Newport Tuesday.
The Baptist meeting. starts at
"Sand Hill" next Saturday. Every
body is invited to come and attend.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22

on a visit to Nettleton and Parag0uic
Miss Fay will remain.
Two school houses on Goatz' farm
have been completed
There has been a great deal 0
work done on roads, which was great
ly needed.
Mosquitoes are bad, quite a distance
from the rice farm and around it.
r. F. Dunn has begun to put 1905
loads of Village creek bottom dirt OF
his level ground as fertilizer.
Aunt Lila Wicks and Joe Harris
started on visit to Texas on the 9th
VIM. Whitley of Tennessee, brother
to John and Bernice Dunn, is here anc
is to go to see Uncle Shed Moore al
Sulphur Rock.
Cordie Campbell fell over a bucket
six weeks ago and received severe
cut on the shin that has given ner
trouble ever since.
On account of rain, the box sup
per, Sunday School and preaching
were a failure.
Lindley Davis has a sick horse,
which the veterinary is attending.
the night of the oath.
VIM. Brann lost fine horse recent
ly.
Some sickness around here.
Claude Holloway has moved to
Kentucky.
jim johnson and wife visited her
mother lately.
Mrs. Frank Harrison Of Pine Bluff is
visiting her parents here, Mr. and
Mrs Owens.
J. NJ. Follis and Miss Matte Por-
ter of Grand Junction, Tennessee, Wis
tied their nephew and brother here.
The grader is running but it is 50
hot we don't believe they are doing as
good work as at first.
About through assessing delln-
quents. go,
Mr.. Barnes 1 1-2 year old child
died the 18th. They live on the
Decker farm.
VIM. Bailey joined the U. S. army
and is in Kansas. Some of the com.
mand he belongs to have been ordered
to Mexico. =,
Bro. Roberts was up at Centerville
school and lectured there on the 18TH
Oh how sad it makes us feel to
think that some of our worthy cltl-
Gems with large families depending on
them for support, would drink to the
extent of getting in the calaboose ana
paving a fine. Shame on you. Let S
all be above dissipation.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
To The Business Men of New
port.

+ We, the members of cOlored
Uniform Rank of Knights of Py-
thias of Newport, wish to thank
our white friends who responded
so literally to our appeal for as
sistance and contributed $50 to-
wards our expenses to the Su-
preme Encampment, to be held
in Baltimore, Maryland.
We depart tonight with our
hearts filed with gratitude to-
wards our good friends, and we
will avail ourselves of every OPP
portunity to advertise our city
and show the people of Baltimore
that we have one of the best cit
les in the world.
BY Captain F. H. Odum.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
BATTLE AXE.

D. II. Burton and wife, with Miss
Johnston, have just returned to their
home near Auvergne after spending a
few days with DR.. Norris and wife.
Mrs. Burton and Mrs. Norris are sis
tiers and Miss Johnston is one Of Mrs.
Norris girlhood friends.
Miss Cora Mccartney, Mrs. Norris
youngest sister, is now visiting her,
intending to return home in few
days
w. B. Straubie has been smiling
among old friends at Centerville again.
He returned to his Missouri home last
Saturday.
Miss Johnnie Gardner came in from
Melbourne Saturday morning. While
there she spent a day at the lizard
County Annual Reunion Of Confeder-
ate soldiers and says there were only
a few IF the veterans present to an
swer Notwithstanding less than
twenty. or about two-thirds Of the
number attending one year ago But
few years hence these reunions will
be things of the past, excext as per-
petuated by the sons of the old SOL
diers.
Sorry to have to report ". J. Nit
chell critically sick, having been con-
fined about ten days and now having
positive typhoid symptoms.
J. F. Guiltner and family expected
home today from two weeks stay at
Heber Springs.
Will Mitts and James Nunez with
their families started yesterday by
way of wagon, to spend short
while at some health resort.
G. A. Pilquist and son Goodrich, are
having a family fish-fry on the river
near by today, inviting few special
friends, not including Scribbler.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Lindley and
baby Ruth ran down to Little Rock
last Saturday morning and returned
the same night. Went to consult DR..
Vinsonhaler about Mrs. Lindley, who
has. been suffering recently from dis
order of the throat. Nothing serious
is apprehended Went on the theory
that "a stitch in time saves nine"
Mrs. Gardner, Mrs. Lindley and
Miss Johnnie Gardner spent Tuesday
in Tuckerman visiting Mrs. F. w.
Hardgraves.
Curtis McElroy is working in the
railroad shops in Argenta.
Crops here in excellent condition.
Early corn made and late corn practi-
cally safe as far as moisture is con-
cerned, and, as J. w. Lindley ex-
pressed it, "If there is not a good
crop of cotton gathered here, some
things got to happen A few miles
north and east of us condition is not
so good, the rain being too late to pre-
vent very serious shortage in both
cotton and corn.
Proof-reader, or typesetter, or the
"devil" or some other member of the
newspaper crew made some of my
paragraphs last week read little
awry.
A. J. Hanley and family back from
lizard county, reporting pleasant trip
and enjoyable visit.
Card from Elder ]. L. Brown in
forms us that he will preach at
church here next Sunday at II a. m.
Trust all interested will remember the
appointment and favor him with
good congregation
Sid Thompson and wife who left a
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22

uhder Un,u he was So completely ex-
hausted taat a human chain was nee
essary to Dring him to land At this
time Ralph Moon succeeded in get
ting hold Of the young lady and keep
ing her from sinking until Bro, Nc
CATER could make d hundred yard
dash and come to the rescue. and again
the human chain came into service and
all were landed. 1t took some two or
three minutes to revive the young lady
after reaching land.
Mrs. Roy Moon and daughter, Alma,
went y Newport Wednesday.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
Cruel. Cruel Answer.

"See. darling." and Mrs. Justwed
held up for her husbands gaze three
mirrors arranged so as to give a.
many reflections Il can get triple
view of myself" "Humph!" gurgled
her brute of man, struggling with
his collar You seem to oe quite
pr,pular with yourself,"-Judge.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
BALCH

We are needing rain very badly
as we did not get very much of the
rain a week ago.
Most of our farmer friends here
have become business men. W. N,
Ball went to Hickory Ridge in the
grocery business. Lenzy Howard has
sold out and is going to Fisher and
put in a restaurant and H. G. How
ard is going to Hickory Ridge and go
into the livery business.
Mrs. Ely Balch returned Satur-
day from a visit with her sister, Mrs.
S. W. Smith, at Paragould.
Miss Bertha Knowles of Memphis
was visiting relatives here last week.
Andrew Balch and family left for
their home at Fort Towson, Oklaho-
ma, Saturday after spending two
weeks here and at Kennel with rel
atives.
Lucas Balch and Corbett Johnston
attended the debate at Pennington
Sunday.
Professor Albright, principal of
the Salem High School, was here last
week in the interest of his school.
Robert Willis is circulating pc
tition to change the road, for as it
now is, it runs diagonally across his
farm.
A Rebekah lodge Of twelve members
was instituted here last Thursday
night by Grubbs lodge.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22

and Mrs. Arthur Fox OF o. :,
!, sl speuding the week here, the
of Mr.. and Mrs. A. T. Week
sdames Fred Monroe and A. &C C.
y attended the picnic at New
friday. lotion fore.
on the Springfield branch OF . the tn
4 i River Railway, at Battlefield,
suri, was here last week visiting
lives and friends. -,
+, cameron had charge Of the
IN here for several years, ana
+ transferred to the Springfield
;,ion few months ago, and ne is.
Nv elated over his new home in
sthvest Missouri. He stated that
4 health had been excellent since
n have been there.
GEORGE NJ. Sink Of IMPORT was
I On business Tuesday.
Penn Davis of the firm of Davis,
& Williamson of Tuckerman, and
,er popular young business man,
here Tuesday on business for a
hours.
Vimans Mercantile Company have
xeiyed a car of Greensboro wagons
pn Kentucky which consists of
nae Of the best and latest models in
ID wagons. They have already
Ne several sales through their pop
y salesman, Oscar L. Roberts, who
an artist when it comes to talking
ngons
||Mn. {. West of Newport is visit
here this week, the guest of Mrs.
Hitter Hurley.
4. Brown Of Bergman spent Sat-
Nay here, the guest of relatives and
on No. % that night for a visit
ibis mother at Corning.
h, E. Maxwell of St. Louis, general
hirman Of the Order of Railway
was here Friday, call
] on the local force of the Iron
pntain.
Misses Ruth Norwood and Ida
ehway attended the picnic at
|wslk Friday.
R 0. Rawlings, our popular agent,
Y be transferred to the first trick
'egraph job at Newport Wednes-
y He will be relieved by H. M.
nderson at present second trick
'etator here. We are unable to
.te who Mr.. Anderson's successor
D be.
R Cox Of Newport was here on
slness Tuesday.
MS. Gid Seaton and daughters,
!. Charles Preston and Miss Cora
lsen' returned Tuesday from a
4 s visit to relatives at Auvergne.
se 5 Thula Tucker, J. B. May
|! Clarence Penix left Saturday for
Y lslt 70 relatives at Newark.
\. d. Harris has returned from a
! to Alabama.
. Il. Morrison of the Island was
: Sunday. was
Y J. N; Chisholm is making repairs
sae Holden bridge on Village creek
sday. '"N was 'ieie
'o or Anderson is on the sick
'lss Gertrued Allen, who is teach
s sca9o, at Auvergne, spent Sun
with homefolks.
s9 Sy,d Grant of Happy Hollow was
,4 sunday on a visit to his friend.
o ,sse has begun to open and the
'ssqng will begin in the near fu-
!. IN most instances tho cron ;s
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
pp1ncE SCHOOL HOUSE

Uncle Lorenzo Conditt OF near ear
Tuekerman was in this vicinity lo ias'
Tuesdav Collecting delinquent taxes -
Mrs Will Campbell and daughter
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22
OAKLAND.

Our Sunday School picnic was en-, n,
joyed by everyone and was attended
by a large crowd, but we were disap--
pointed by two of our speakers not
being there. ~.
Bro. Petty began a revival at this
place Saturday night. He will con,
tinue the meeting all the week and
will be assisted by R. L. Stuart. ,
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Taylor ana
baby of Galena, Kansas, are visiting
their many relatives of this place ana
the surrounding country. =.
Mrs. Ida Bright is able to be Visit
ing again. She spent last week with
her mother, Mrs. Anna Taylor. -,
Will Ragins of Bradford came with
Bro. Petty Saturday morning ana
stayed over Sunday. ,.,,
Mrs. Betty Barnes is on the nils
again.
Ernest Vandiver, age 8. was accl-
dentally shot by Aubrey Taylor, age
10, while out hunting. At first the
wound was pronounced fatal, but we
are glad that it has not proved so
yet. The boy is improving nicely
Wild Rose.
Newport daily independent. (Newport, Ark.) 1901-1929, 1913-08-22

BANDY'S CHAPEL.
Pearl Rhodes of Glass Mill dled
the 7th.
VIM. Hurst and family, Misses Fay
Reeves and Matte Parker have gone
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1913-08-22
The Senatorial Situation.
Cotton News letter.


Wonder if some one isn't in for ST.
we're jolt next year in the matter of
the United States senatorship? 1t is
practically conceded that Jones cannot
be reelected now it depends on the
popular vote, and both Mckenzie of
ColfaX and Todd of Seattle have ex-
pressed a desire to step into his shoes.
Just what the Democrats base their
hopes on is matter of conjecture. If
it is because of Listers election, there
is nothing on which to base their
hopes. If it is because of the deflec
ton in the Republican ranks, and the
victory of the Bull Moosers and Moos-
cites last year, that is very sweak
foundation. Mckenzie of ColfaX is a
pretty good man; personally we would
rather support him that either Jones
or Todd, but there will be any number
of candidates in the field before the
election, and we fear that neither
Jones, Mckenzie nor Todd will have
much show at the finish.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1913-08-22
SuIZer and His Enemies.

(Snohomish County Tribune)
Whether Governor Sulzer of New
York be guilty or not guilty of failure
to report all of the money contributed
to his campaign, much will be forgiven
him for the enemies he has made The
governor of New York had but to rec
ognize Tammany to make smooth sail
ing during his administration. He
chose to fight the hard fight of the peo-
pie, and in so doing has stirred up the
intense hatred of politicians shut off
from the public treasury-a hatred
which will stop at nothing short of
the penitentiary in it's endeavors to
ruin it's enemy Grover Cleveland be-
came president because of fight sim
liar to Suffers. If New York's pres
ent governor has clean record his
enemies may be preparing the way for
greater honors than those he now has.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1913-08-22

iWarden Ierald)

You will probably find something in
your paper you cannot endorse, and
will shove it into the stove the first
chance you get. Even the Bible is
rather plain and hits some hard ticks.
If you were to get mad and burn up
your Bible, the hundreds of presses
would still go on printing them. Just
the same with the paper. Call the ed
itor all sorts of names, the paper will
still be published. And what is more,
you will sneak around and borrow a
copy of it from your neighbOr. 1t is
much better to keep your vest pulled
down and your subscription paid up
than to make a fool of yourself by
thinking that one measly subscription
is going to put an end to the editors
existence.