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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-06-06

ss- - F49EGLA-
9ie Saf9sn seigen fid an benz iins
teren Sell Der 8luie. gu Der lebtes
rem paKenb lit elm 9urban aug
Sanfitrob nit niebriser 8rone uno
serolter 8rempe, Die bint.n ettpas
tG6er 1T, ul8 borne. Die 2rone 1T
ron i9par3er Waline iibersosen. Die
hintsn gu .inem S4leifenbinoel au>
iammeneebrebt TT.
Gin rsiaenoes Sunifasa oftim tritt
uns i'm nddften 8ilos (Jis. 3 ents
essen. Oie ssrabe unb f9lidts 9ors
rsrbabn bes llnt~erseipanoes bebt ben
b.rtiirssnoen gffett auf, ben ale Sus
nitas mebr ooer neniser berporrufen.
Ser Stoff 1T fa~nofarbise @oiles
Geibe, pGbrenb fir ben 3raeen, bic
@ermslauff9ldse unb zen AusrbeiaB
ces 3odes elm 9rotatitoff pertpanot
trurbe. Gin s~etrduIelter @iirtel aus
traunem @tlas 1T nur BORN fi4tbar.
Die lansen llnterdrmel beiteben aus
rabmfarbiser Spite.
Sir elm iunses MGoden bon 16
Bis 10 Sabr.n iebr tleibfam 1T oas
I'M nddit.n 8iIbe (5is. a borgee
fiErte &leib aus Rouensblauem
3ai9mir. Die saine bat einseieBte
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-06-06

i9ieoen geformten Rebers, BON oererl
Der cine geroOe berunter lduft, Der
anbere in Der iibliten Wetie auriits
sei9lagen 1T. Cine feline Weite aug
rabmfarbiger Moiree : SeiOe erbObt
cen sltgdriten QuSbrud Des &leioes.
Sie Iinte Seite be8 Hpfes lit f9li9t,
Die re1ts unter sinsm ueberteil nit
iGrGg a~bfdnenoem Saum in Salten
gelegt. MetalltnOpfe unb ooppelte
Sei6eni9linsen biloen bic 9ersiea
rung bes &leibes.
Cine Ser n.usiten G9opfunsen Der
Barrier Mobe lit bic Sluie nit Saz
ffen, bie nit SaiIeurtleioern gu
irasen 1T. 9as bier lin Sig. p ges
Seigte Mobel III aus peiber pSub">
Gei6e sefsrtist, nit Weite, &rasen
unb aermelaufI4lagen ous GpiBe.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-06-06
IN 9etersbnra hi,It

Sn Petersburg bieIt
tiirSli4 Der Sanuipieler Sboanop,
lin beseiIt.rter anbdnger oes 6iturisz
mus, einen @ortrog iiber moberne
4unit. Gum 8etpeis fir Die Ri9tiss
lett 1einer @nii6ten Iegte er oen 3us
b1ren cine 9fbbtlOung Ser @enlis bon
Wtilp Dor uno Itelte odneben einen
ulten, d~bgetroeenen Stiefsl omerttani=
l6er Sertunft. gr %bebduptete. Dab
ser StiefeG Elm bel grDBeres RunIts
inert lei dGs Die @rte9sng0ttiu. Qls
Ii9 aus Dem gubIitum @ioerIpru9
,rbob, srgriff G4oorpp cine @aTer
taraffs, sic auf Ieinem pult Ttano,
ur6 1GIeuoerts iie bem Spponeuten
an oelf &opf, Der piiften SSene, Die
nun fpIgts, mud)te crIt oas ginsrtifsn
ser poliaei Elm @uoe.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-06-06

teiTer, unb nlir oie pereinSelt tpteper
duftrstenoen, sana aus bidt nebens
acknowledgement 8lumen gefertisten
9iite in Der Jorm zines aiemli9
sroben bulben &iirbis iinO sefdnig
unO biibi9. Dab iid auf ibnen cine
f6mule Sefenaulammenitsauns aus
raFenoem Can't erbebt, lit e6eniu
itlbitberItGnbli9, pie bic oi9te, biirs
ftenartige Qtierettenpidlung, bic Iif
Die berrliden S%trauBfeoern gefallen
IaTsn miiTsn.
@rpBe, brsitrdnbioe Site Tiebt
man taft gor ui6t, Oo9 gtbt oi.
Sage. ie piir0tn It1 nit Dem Sort
i6reitcu Oes Sabre8 einfinoen. Die
IIeiniten &opfbeoedungcn iueroen aug
9olbitofFen, aus grDtat ober aud
aus ouftigem 8rspp, Siia unS
9lebnIi9sm in 6orT, bon runOen
giiibdsn asfsrtiet, ringsum ItiSens
poer gploiduurumorebt, ooer aud
Isift beriiI6t mo nit elmer einIsis
men gIiit,, meiIt elmer &ameIie, 1.s
Thmiidt, gu bsn Ra6mittdssiIsiotrn
dufgdsbt.
vi. GeisnidoitstIsiosr. bic man
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-06-06

rabesu iib.rpGltisenoe l1nfOrmli9s
felt unb @erbilburg in GrIdeinung.
in Der iie Die sefamte Mobetarritas
tur piirbig trSnen. On ibren Sii~
tenz, RDbrenz, Ooiens, 9fannens uno
Saferolensetalten pe9feln iibers
unb nebeneinanber purpurrrot, @elb,
9riin, 8lau uno 8iolett. Iuf benz
flein.n 9aum lasern trpB Der Wiocrz
iinnisteit slei9beredHgt &iriaen,
pflaumen, pfiriide, 8irnen uue
grbbeerer aus SAINT pber Sdft. Sic
riraliiieren nit bo4frebenben Sc
bern. Die, I'm gang auf Dem 9ipfel
Der Mobe gu fsben, am beiten 5uerft
inter bic 8aFerleituns gebalten unb
nod Dem Srodnen auseinanoerges
Serrt uno UNI einen Orabt gepidelt
lperben. Mu9 sic auf ben Idmaien
SutrGnbern auseebreiteten tiellpien
StraubenfeoernfaIern pirten ni4t
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-06-06

bon ben an glesana nit ibnen petts
eifernben neutrality-suspicious. faum
unterf9eibst, baben massachusetts an
ten ensen, Ole Sibe nod INNER ents
hinenben &0den LANCE unb f6male
G9leppen. Man mif6t Die beri9ie>
heniten Stoffe on ibnen; &l.ioer aus
einem @epebe tennt man ni6t.
9as 3leib unierer eriten Sfi5ae
Gis. y lit Elm Srotteur : &otiim
aus fuianenbraunem nWbipcorb"e
Gtoff. Die Sadie nit G~utatpapa
S6nitt Fat Oen gerabsn bori5ontdlen
S6pB unb lit auf ieber Site oes
Gadens Bis our S~ailenIinie gef9list.
8eibnoers ptrfunesboG iinb Die bers
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1913-06-06
Die MsSe.

Man tann Ser biesidbrisen 5riibs
lingsmobe, penisftens 10 nett Die
eus paris itammenoen WpOelle in
8etradt fommen, Die 8e5eianung
rera.ntrifa" nidt abIpreGen, bod
!dBt fid Ourd cine s.i4idte Wooifi>
idtion bieier Mobele slidliderpeiie
cine aG3u srpBe @uffdaisteit, nm
ni9t gu iasen u8erriittbeit", permsis
rem. Die neuen mobernen Jarben,
arenrOt, sift@, audi maisriin unb
berniteinselb, milOern ben ginorud
bes iebisen Mooebilbes aud nift;
Defenders neil man isoer berubieen<
ben @infarbisteit abbolb, ale S4at>
tieruneen bur6einunber ipirft, an
aIeibern unb Mdnteln fopohi tpie
an 9iitsn. On biefen tritt eins GEE
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department Of the Interior, u. 5 Land once
at Occur d'Alene, Idaho, January aist. 1913.
Notice is hereby given that George w Sale
Of Porthill. Idaho. who, on October Goth. 1911
made homestead entry serial, No. OsO0l. for NJ:
SCI, section IS, Township 65 ~, Range l West
Bose Meridian, has filed notice OF intention TO
make Communication Proof to establish claim to
the land above described. before W. ID. Baxter,
U. 5. Commissioner, at Boomers Ferry. Idaho.
on the i4th day of March, 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses: Henry Barlow,
Jessie Barlow, Josephine Anderson. Ell Har-
per. all of Porthill. Idaho.
27-S-7 w. II. BATTING, Register.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department Of the Interior. U. s. Land Office
at Occur d Alene, Idaho. January H. 1918
Notice is hereby given that Annie Nelson OF
Copeland, Idaho, who on August 18th. 1911,
made homestead entry serial No O7S40
for lots and and the sE1< Nw1<. swl[ NE1z
Section 30, Township Ga North. Range 1 East.
Boise Meridian. has filed notice OF intention to
make Communication proof to establish claim to
the land above described, before W. u. Bax-
ter, U. :. Commissioner, at Bonners Ferry,
Idaho, on the 2sth day of February, 1913
Claimant names ms witnesses: Robert Krause,
of Copeland, Idaho; Ralph Fisher. William
Csrlock, James Kinney, all OF Boomers Ferry
Idaho.
Jan. zs-eb "a W. n, BATTING, Register.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
TRY SOLACE AT OUR EXPENSE
Money back for any case of
Rheumatism, Neuralgia or Head
ache that SoIace Fails to
Remove

sOLACE REMEDY Is a recent medical dis
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II is guaranteed under the Pure Food and
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Solace is pure specific in every way. and
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The solsee Co. of Battle Greek are the Sole
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pany as follows:
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Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
When Pari. W.s Dirty.

Paris was not always as clean as II
is nowadays. In 1S4s King John of
France made the request that Paris
ians should not allow their pigs TO roam
the streets. Charles vi. 1865 1922
complained that the practice OF throw
ing rubbish into the Seine made 1t a
great horror and an abomination to
look upon" Until the seventeenth CEN
fury every body who could went about
Paris on horseback In order to avoid
contact with the filth OF the streets.
Various ordinances were made to com
pei the people 10 sweep the road before
their own doors. but 1t was not until
iT9l that the dust cart became an in
stitut1On
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
Land of Lorna peens.

There are many who deny that there
is any historical basis for the story OF
the Dooues OF Badgeworthy and that
there was ever IA giant John Rid OF
Dare. But so powerful is the romantic
influence or Black nsore's Exmoor story
that thousands OF tourists go every
year TO see the little church at Dare
and TO walk or ride on Exmoor ponies
along the valley TO the water slide. and,
no matter II the slide be disappointing
~ small and there be doubts about the
Doones. the fascination OF the romance
will. IL is safe to say. prevail for many
generations. Rid or Red has been a
local name in the district for a long
time Westminster Gazette
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07

First class piano. a bargain at
Sl85 cash. Office chair, $50;
gasoline stove, So. so; carpet sweep
err, 81. so; garden tools including
spade, hoe, rake, bucksaw and
wheel-barrow, $500; toilet set;
glass dishes and canned fruit, six
quart cans for 81 90 to clear.
House to let on Northside. Two
rooms, front and back porch
chicken house, spring water, acre
of grand fruit trees. 5000 pei
month. Inquire of Rev. J, J.
Pacey.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
An Old Chinese sanknots.

Europe only within the last three cen.
turtles. but the Chinese have used them
for over 1000 years The Asiatic mu.
scum at St Petersburg has acquired a
bankuote issued In Picking In the year
2S00 H. c.. in many respects similar tc
those now In use. Ii is OF thick white
paper. inscribed in blue ink with the
number OF the note. the name OF the
bank and date of issue. the cashiers
signature and the value In words as
well as figures. I'm addition" accord
ing TO the London Chronicle. 1.-THE fol.
lowing sage counsel is engraved around
the border: However much you may
possess. strive to be thrifty"
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
THE OPPOSITION TO BONNER COUNTY DIVISION

Standpoint editorial
gentleman
division him of
decent his homeok The shows only
plainly that the real motive of the opposition county division
purely The consideration that
figures the proposed new will shoulder
thirds whatever the much talked of increased taxation
if the division actually brings about increased taxation
Northern Bonner convinced that they
assessed valuation of less than
benefits Northern
would Standpoint
figure
Especially prominent citizens of Standpoint who
opposing division voice the that Northern
only of the of the and
receives of the appropriations.
would be good policy the News remember the
Standpoint present county was the position
division Kootena north
today The Northern Idaho News could we'll afford
publish editorial comments of that dav as they would furnish excellent
division pro-
posed division possibly work much of hard
ship either the the old did
the division of old Kootenai county
The Gaping climax absurdty
posed division of Bonner would increase of
old This reprinted
in the following lines such that
their opposition to division
county of this Of the county % 1t strikes that
possibility of with nothing
who do the grounds complaint he find himself
Southern per
what about the of the The old would
SIS 100000 valuation The new county would have less than
81 The old would half
the from which
would be increased IS Figuring this basis does the News
that the of the would be
proportonately, the of
them by the official of the We of
Bonner will division
submit and work for proposition that means increase OF taxes to the
ext o 90 per
The News division
for that neither does the Pend Ore Review
division
til
that
This phase OF the question which left severely alone 1t
which will
Review who favor justice and right
of
right of undeerving
merit demer 1t of whether
the but question of How will loses
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07

Try one of those refreshing hot
drinks served at the Simond 5 soda
fountain. All the latest winter
delicacies.
A CRATE that can be lifted up and
down with the shaker handle in a
kitchen range SO as to save fuel by
using a fire box only half as deep
as in other ranges, is the newest
discovery in range building shown
at Bonner Hardware company
The manufacturers claim for the
Quick Action high grade and fine
ly finished malleable range that it
will save its cost in the fuel it
saves with this adjustable CRATE,
For quick cooking a we'll spent fire
can be lifted to close contact with
the stove lids just as easily as a gas
oline flame can be turned up.
Thus it saves time and saves fuel
and it gets the most out of the fuel
used. If
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
The Best Cough Medicine

/ have used Chamberlain S
Cough Remedy ever since l have
been keeping house, says L. C.
Hames, of Marbury, Ala. con
slider it one of the best remedies
ever used. My children have all
taken it and it works like charm.
For colds and whooping cough it
is excellent For sale by all
dealers.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
EuIlor,a Earth

The cleansing properties OF fuller
earth are not AS well known as the.
should be. When grease has been split
on the carpet make a paste with boil.
ing water and equal parts of fuller's
earth and magnesia. apply TO the stain
while hot and allow to dry. 1t will take
out the grease entirely To remove
grease from the floor make a paste as
above and cover the spots with it; wher
dry remove and renew II necessary.
Two or three applications will destroy
all traces OF ugly spots.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
RUBBING IL In.

A speaker at an insurance mems ban.
quet told an insurance story.
"A septuagenarian," he began. said
one night at dinner to his young wife:
My darling. have just insured my
life I'm your favor for 100000
" oh. you duckr the beautiful girl
cried. and. rising and passing round the
table. she kissed her husband lightly
on his bald head
"'Darling.' he said. taking her slim
white hand. is there anything else l
can do for you?
Nothing On earth she answered.
and then. with a little silvery laugh.
she added. Nothing In this world
nothing under heaven - New York
Tribune
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
Not Needed.

While a travelling man was waiting
for an opportunity TO show bis samples
to merchant in little back woods
town customer came In and bought
a couple of nightshirts. Afterwsrd 8
long. lank lumberman. with his trou.
sers stuffed In his boots. said to the
merchant:
what was them ere that Teller bot p
"Sightshirts. Can | sell yon one oil
two?"
"Naup. reckon not" said the lum.
herman. II don't set around much o
nights. "-Lippincott's
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
skimmiIk For YOUNG stoek

Skimmilk Is valuable as hog feeo
because OF the protein and ash it car
ries These have high value in building
the frame or young animals The
greater value will be realized from
feeding skimmilk to young pigs. II is
OF great value to sows sucking pigs.
Buttermilk has practically the same
compositions IA skimmilk. although II
Is somewhat richer I'm Tat. Whey lis
worth half AS much for pig feeding tss
skimmiIk
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
Don't You Believe II.

Some say that chronic constipa-
ton cannot be cured. Don't you
believe it. Chamberlains Tablets
have cured others why not you.
Give them trial. They cost only
a quarter. For sale by all dealers.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07

For Kootenai Valley lands, or
chard tracts and best residence lots
in Boomers Ferry see Chas. O'Calla-
CHAN, the Land Man, Boomers
Ferry. Idaho. ago If
Read the Herald ads.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07

A go-cart runner with wheels
attached; the best on the market;
special this week, SIPS per pair
at Moore's Furniture store.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07

See Moore Bros. for Edison
Photographs. Photograph supplies
and Blue Ambrerol records we
carry a full stock at all times.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
Wrestling Match

A wrestling match will take
place at the Mccormick school
house on Saturday evening, Febru-
airy 8th, between Rudolph Koenig
a professional wrestler of Kalispell
and Tanas Mihal, of Leonia. Ad-
mission S1.OO.
This affair promises to be inter
esting and a large attendance is
expected. 1t adv
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1913-02-07
THE LAWS OF NATURE

TIE LIZ W , Ut INH Of<E-
The laws Of nature arc just. but
terrible. There is no weak mercy
in them. Cause and consequence
are inseparable and inevitable. The
elements have no forbearance. The
FIRE burns. the water browns. the
earth buries. And perhaps it would
be well for our race i the punish
ment Of crimes against the laws Of
man were as inevitable as the pun
ishment OF crimes against the laws Of
nsture---were man ~ unernns in
his judgments ~ nature. --Lonsfsl-
low.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-12-07

l. @What about this sculptor-poet business,
eBunk" says Witty, nothing but bunk. o. course,
he does puttcr around with modelling clay bit, and
writes the sort Of cubfootcd verse they put IN hi8h
school monthlic5.
"Gcts it printed in a book, though, says l. I've
seen one
"Why not" says Witty "Anyonc can who has the
three hundred to pay for plates and binding Sonnets
Of the City, wasn't it, Didn't ! get my commission
from the Easy Mark Press for steering him m why,
even scratched off some Of those things 10 help him pad
out the book with But, say Torchy you ought To- re-
member him. You were the door then,-tall, vide
shoudcrcd freak, with aurcoe hair and closecropped
Vandykc,"
@Not the one who the Wild West lid and talked
Ike he had q mouthful Of hot oatmeal says /.
Your description Of Virgic5 English accent IS per-
feet, says Witty. :,
~Wel, we'll" says /. "The mu5hbag we used to call
him" u.,.. a,,.....
beside him the quiycrng jelysh OF the salt sea was as
the armored armadilo Of the desert Sot' You could
noke a, finger through him anywhere.
oBut what was his game says ].
at wasn't a game my son, says WITTY III was
mission in hic-to get things printed about himself
Had no more nodcsty about it, you know than circus
nrcs agent Perfectly frank and ingenious, Nirgie was
He'd lust come and ask you to put It in that he was
great man-ust like that! The chief used to iroth at
the mouth on sight Of him. But Nirgie looked funny
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-12-07
u-lwings BY F. Foster Lincoln


JKNEW something or other outside Of business was
| oettn' hectic spots in Old Hickory disposition
these last few days. but not until late yesterday
t.t guess !, was Cousin Inez. ,.......,.,,
C.ao Inez, to start with; Tor among oher 'ASS 5e'
e. matrimonial record. Three huDoics SO lar uii-
d-r-ani-,wo safe in neat Kept pot OUT IN los
Aog. one IN the dNcards,-anl she Jus. Ol'n cen.
b-an the decree by traveIh abroad l"ey .'% I.,.
seen much u her Tor years. bu, du'ht ''S -.c" yin
sp,ver vis, she seemed 70 be maxim up Tor l''J 'ig'
tDn tour 100, eiSh, O'U,l" me- wa III ''J IN,
- and fairly tmeE through. MayOe II was ,I'e ""..
size dressed but from Jus, oeI'" "c' cr.D' O,,-I '.-
boxed the same SIZE all tAe way GOWN ne nU"a'.i'.
SSH oase.k Of bran, and YOU We got the model Inc"
vas bear for sshes too Another 'nhE aAc WA, '''".s
on was mar. Course 'he store D'h' part o,'I gu,''
match the saay gray 'ha' gre" uI 1 anu '..v
"-1T-'u''." iIon'spece was another ",'' s'."' va.
I'LL ina, a.iei variety ana quantity anu "i''' '''''
-'G.i you ask; .-,..
Her BEN some pop eyed helPe1 you 70 '.'I''.s
Inez the second time About the size OF hara-o'i'.
eggs peeled them eye. OIL AeT7 was, ana mos INC '''
...'-. Ihey say Shc a Wise oI' Ri'.' u-"s",
s IN three diff rent business propositions ieit by he.
IT,. .r'a3 Of husbands goes III deeP Io' c''',I 1''
AMI Is some KIND Of Mgh pre',e'' IN ,he lne''Ip"y
in as- Jsltw.
ba, "aen /, comes 70 h'e,,l some Vi "'' '".I"',,
21 IN Corrugated preferred she has 70 nave a goo.
I'D; . '.s DOCKS i.''' ana '"'h'' o1'. me-
l,., r., ,r. ,ar,~,r dtirrs before
e.. ,.... .,.t
o'
~
I.nl VISIT u hers was Soinc,an1 OH rent lIDuS"
took the mess we down u Martin, the cntuleui,
c.--... j. was 70 strIgh, call on the carpet. Tell
Cl-. I,.z the boss wants % her before she goes
Oh. FL. .'.rno'n says J. and wait with the limousine
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-12-07

YOU
~No,iuarag likcvours, Witty,
SAYS !. when Gown stock IN two
real papers. Imout on a little pri-
ya'c gumshoc work for the boss.
Sounds thrilling, says be.
ANY copy init"
I'D be chattcrin' it TO you,
wouldn't l." says /. Nix. Just
plain family scrap over whether
Cousin lncz shall marry again OF
not. My job is TO get something
on the guy. Don't happen to have
any special dopcon r. NirgilB Bum,
the s.ulptor-poct, DO YOU
Witty starcs at me. ADO T.
says hc. SAY" Then he leads
mcoycr between the phone booth
and the cigar stand, flashes 81"
assignment pad, and remark,
"Gazc on that second item, my
boy,"
wool That's him, all right,
says /. "But what's a bomIla-
bai.sc tea"
~lIcaycn and Virgil Bum only
know" says Witty. But that
doesn't matter. Think Of the
subtle irony Of Fate that scndsme
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Virgic Bum me, Of all persons
well, why not YOU says |.
"Why;" says Witty. "BccauEe
I made the fellow. lIc-why, he
is my joke, the biggest scream |
ever put over my joke, UNDER
stand, And now this adumbratci
ass Of a Quiglcy, who's been sent
on here from St. Louis TO take the
city desk, he falls for Virgic as a
genuine parsonage. Not only that,
but ne picks me out to cover this
phonv tea Of his. And the sting
ing part is, if don't | get canned,
that's all.
"Ain't ne the goods, them" says