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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-01-31

Mrs. A. r. Tabor, of Order, Mo.
had been troubled with sick headache
for about five Years, when she began
taking Chamberlain g Tablets. She has
taken two bottles of tdem and they
have cured her. Sick headache is eau
sed by disordered stomach for whic
these tablets are especially intended.
Try them, get well and stay well. Sold
by all druggists,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-01-31

Here is II remedy that will cure your
cod. Why waste time and money ex-
pcrimenting when You can get a prep
aration that has won world wide re-
putation by its cures Of this disease
and can always be depended upon? 1t
y known everywhere as Chamberlains
ugh Remedy, and Is medicine of
i merit. For sale by all druggists.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-01-31
People Should Gaurd
Against Appendicitis

Tazewell people who have stomach
ana bowel trouble should guard against
appendicitis by taking simple buckt-
norm bark, Rlyccrine, ETC., as COM
'"'n'ed in Adler-i-ka, the German
APPEND citis + mndy. A SINGLE
DoSE relieves sour stomach, gas on
.ne stomach and constipation IN
oIANTLY because this simple mix.
ture antisepttcizes the digestive or.
CANS and draws off, Che Impurities
:; A NJ.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-01-31
Mail Carriers Will FIv.

This is an age of great discoveries.
Progress rides on the air. Soon we
may see Uncle Sans mai carriers fiy-
ing in all directions, Transporting mail.
People take II wonderful interest IN n
discovery that benefits them. That,
Why DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Coughs, Colds and other throat and
lung diseases is the most popular
medicine in America. alt cured me of
"A dreadful cough" writes Mrs. J. F.
Devils, Stickney Corner, Me-. .'after
treatment and all other rem
= - LOT coughs, coins or
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-01-31

The Clinch Valley News, of
Tazewell, came out in new
dress last week looking sweet
as an unkissed and unkissable
old maid. Wise News.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION, GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" cures sick,
sour stomachs in five minutes
Time It!

Really does" put bad stomachs In
order-'really does" overcome indiges-
tion. dyspepsia. gas. heartburn and
sourness in i've minutes-that-jus
that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the lar
gest selling stomach regulator in tho
world. II what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps, you belch gas and
eructate sour, undigested food and
acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your insides filled
with bile and indigestible waste. re-
member the moment "Pape's Diapep-
sin" comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
astonishing-alm marvellous. and
the joy is its harmlessness.
A large fifty-cent case OF Pape's Dia-
pepsin will give you a hundred dollars
worth of satisfaction.
It's worth its weight IN gold to men
and women who can't get their stom-
achs regulated. 1t belongs in your
home-should always be kept handy
in case of a sick. sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.-Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
ECZEMA ITCHED AND BURNED

Dryden, Ore.-"My eczema began by
forming small blotches over my neck
and shoulders, also on my face and
later became rough and scaly. First
1t appeared in blotches, then It came
in pimples and lastly it appeared in
sort of rash. 1t itched and burned
SO terribly that l scratched It and
made sores. My clothing irritated my
body. The eczema disfigured my face
very much and itched SO that l lost
much sleep and couldn't work while
it lasted.
Il used many medicines but none OF
them took any effect. The disease
lasted nearly two months before
used Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
first washed with the Cuticura Soap.
then applied the Cuticura Ointment to
the parts affected. The Cuicura Soap
and Ointment gave me much relief
within two weeks and they proved a
perfect cure in a month" (Signed)
J. C. Corlett. Nov. 10. 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston."-Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
Highway Board Apportions $4,000.

Denver.-The state highway depart
ment has announced its tentative ap-
portionment of the SIT 1000 funds which
are to be disbursed this year. The
money will be allowed for the i'm
provement of the road between Den
yer and the state line near Trinidad.
A bridge near Wolhurst is to be COM
pleted within thirty days. The appor-
tionment of $4,000 to Pueblo and
Huerfano counties will enable the COM
missioners to improve their share OF
the North and South road. The ap-
portionment for Gunnison county has
not been made and the tentative funds
for the other counties will not be rati-
fled until this is done. The appor-
tionment follows: Lincoln. $1,000: Kit
Carson, $500; Chaffee, $1,000; Teller,
$4,000; Ell Paso, $1,000; Douglas. S6.-
600; Cheyenne, $500; Pueblo. $4,000;
Huerfano. $1,000; Custer, $l.0oo;
Arapahoe, $1,000.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
STATECAPlTAL
NEWS
PRAYERS FOR EDUCATION.
Governor Ammons Names Nov. 23 a.
Educational Sunday.
sstern Newspaper Union News Service

Denyer.-Clergymen of Colorado are
asked 10 set aside the morning serv-
Ice ON Sunday, November %. 1913, for
the consideration of the welfare of the
schools OF the state. That day has
been designated as Educational Sun
DAY by the governor. who asks the
pastors of all congregations to arrange
their services with an idea OF pro-
noting the mental. physical and ethl-
cal training of the children OF the
state The governors proclamation
follows:
Recognizing the necessity of uniser-
sal education as the foundation OF
democratic form of government and
believing that recognition of personal
obligation Is no less needful to an ef-
ficient democratic organization OF So
ciety; and further, recognizing the
tact that all the churches OF the state
stand TO: the enlightenment of educar
ton.
Now, therefore, l, Elias NJ. Ammons.
governor of Colorado, do hereby des-
ignate Sunday the twenty-third day or
November. 1913, as Educational Sun
day, and request that clergymen OF
all denominations accordingly set
apart the morning service OF that day,
or some rortion thereof, for the con
sideration of the welfare of the
schools, TO the end that the mental.
the physical and more especially the
ethical training of the youth of the
state shall be promoted
Given under my hand and the ex-
ecutive seal this twentysixth day OF
September, A. d. 1913.
ELIAS M. AMMONS,
Governor.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
AT THE OPERA

There we're about 1000 persons out to hear
'Parsfar the night l went" remarked Mrs Grim
to her husband.
is that so?" responded Grim. "I didn't know
there were SO many deaf people in the country.
What are you talking about?" demanded his
wife.
one thousand people slightly deaf. not alto
gether deaf, deaf and middng deaf"
Il don't see the point yet. Parsifar isn't for
deaf people. though parts OF it are rather
stormy"
Deafness Is really advantage at any Of
Wagner's blowouts But what meant that
at such places OF entertainment there Is always
one deaf man to every three or four persons who
hear
Tn sure don't object in the least to the deaf
people being there. But do object to the peo-
PIE who go there with the deaf people There
is always a person who persists in explaining
things to the deaf person The explanations are
uncalled for. and the deafness is perhaps a sort
of protection against them
The last time | went to hear the opera
paid $s for a seat. Every one kept asking me
II l was going and then every one always looked
supercilious when said no. SO finally changed
my mind and went Having paid SO much for .
seat, I wanted to hear the music.
Hanged IL an old lady deaf a post and rich
cream. didn't line up right behind me! There
were four friends with her. all anxious to talk
to her. think she owned the theater. because
objected to the recitations on the part Of
those who were with her.
The old lady couldn't hear q thng Every
thing had to be repeated three four times.
Even then there we're some things she never
did hear got interested in the game and wanted
to take hand. At one stage they were all try
ing hard to get her to comprehend that
could hardly stand II. They didn't know how to
talk to a, deaf person They didn't enunciate
clearly 1 was always good at enunciation.
AT last. when they were all talking together.
unable to get the old lady to comprehend at all.
either through stubbornness meanness. rose
eaborately from my seat and turned and faced
them.
Excuse me. said. but can I be Of assist.
anceo Let me try
With that placed my two hands around my
mouth and shouted loud and clear:
They say your dress is coming open In the
back,'"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
p,,v .rhs Secret" f5r Italians.

Denver.-In observance OF Columbus
Day, October -, the Italian-American
Philo-Dramatic circle, composed OF
some Of the best musical and dramatic
talent in the Italian colony, will pre-
sent a three act play, The secret
at the Woman's Club building, October
IS. The play will be in Italian. John
3. McGauran and Robert H. Lata will
speak in English and P. G. Serafini in
Italian. Columbus Day was estab-
lished in 1907 largely through the in
fluence OF Angelo Noce, founder Of
the Pioneer Printers Society and the
Pioneer Italian Society.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
Former Justice Named Regent.

Denver-Former Justice julius {.
Gunter of the State Supreme Court
has been appointed regent OF the Uni
versity of Colorado to fill the vacancy
caused by the death of Samuel ]. Hal
lett at Aspen several weeks ago. The
appointment was announced by Cover
nor Ammons.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
NM nick

Santo Domingo. Archbishop
Nouel. came in as temporary
president, to hold Office until
general elections could be
held. This compromise was
effected last December. but
a few weeks ago Archbishop
Nouel relinquished his task
and went to Europe in
search OF lost health. With
out any turmoil or disorder
the Dominican congress
elected Jose Bordas. a sem
ator who had joined in the
rebellion of 1912. to succeed
him. Only the influence of
the United States kept more
trouble from breaking out
upon the withdrawal OF the
archbishop.
The city OF Santo Domin-
go, the capital OF the repub-
lie. is full of historical asso-
Citations. II is the site OF
one of the first settlements
made in the western hemi-
sphere by Christopher Co.
lumbus. At the entrance to
the harbor stands the an
cient stone fort and castle
erected by his brother.
whom Columbus made gov
ernor OF the colony. Half a
mile further up the Ozama
river stands a great tree. to
the great trunk OF which
tradition says Columbus
tied his ships.
Just around the corner
from the offices which Mr..
Wick will occupy are the
ruins OF a great cathedral.
the first stone church ever
built in the western world.
Near by. on the old plaza OF
Santo Domingo. stands the
new cathedral. itself centu-
ries old. In 1t lies a metal
casket said to contain the
bones OF the great admiral.
l. ~
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
To Probe Reoistration Fee Charges.

Denver. - Stare Auditor Kenehan
fixed October 9th to begin an inves-
tigation of charges concerning the
registration fees at the State Teach
ers' College at Greeley and otner
charges contained in petitions pre-
sented to him and to the governor.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
Their First Tiff.

I'm sorry l ever married you"
shrieked the bride, on the occasion OF
their first quarrel
You ought to be-" retorted the
groom, really angry and bitter for the
first time You beat some nice girl
out OF a good husband"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
Land Payments Increase Revenue.

Denver.-Notificati sent out by
the State Land Board informing all
lessees that land on which payments
are in arrears would be forfeited are
greatly increasing the revenues Of the
board. according to Register Volney T.
Hoggatt. Lessees OF land still owe
the state approximately $275,o0O, and
it is believed that large part of this
will be paid over to the state rather
than forfeit the land.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
aur., School. in Excellent Condition

Denver.-Mrs. Mary C. c. Bradford.
superintendent of public instruction.
has returned from an inspection Of
the rural schools of Mesa county.
more enthusiastic than ever over the
high grade instruction given the child
rem of the Western slope.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
A. D. 1925.

why did she withdraw after receiving the
nomination.
They told her. II elected. she would become .
member Of the common council. and you know
how particular she is"@Judge.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
state ejao on Schools.

Denver-The Sons of Colorado and
the Greater Colorado bureau are CO.
operating with Mrs. Mary c. C. Brad.
ford in q campaign to place Colorado
state nag on each school house IN the
state.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11

The Spaniards thought they took the bones OF
Christopher Columbus to Havana, but there IL
evidence that they took those of his brother. the
former governor.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11

selecting Walter W. Wick OF New
Jersey az receiyer-general OF the
customs of the Dominican repub-
lie President Wilson assigned him
the task of continuing novel ex-
pertinent In national finance. Bank
raptcIes and receiverships are
common enough in commercial en-
terprises, but the Dominican eX-
pertinent Is the first case in which
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
Ninetv-eioht Licensed az Opticians.

Denver. = Ninety-eight opticians
from all parts of the state have been
authorized to practice optometry un
der the provisions of an act passed at
the last session of the Colorado Legis-
lature.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
OVERHEARD At THE PARTY.
,A-Why do you think Miss Cutlowe IL clear

Ned-By the way she withstands the acid test
when some Of the other women look at her.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-10-11
The N ece1Saries

The Necessaries.
Have you finished your new house.
Brooks?"
Well. have the garage com
pleted."
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-02-21

In past times II was the custom fof
Che kings Iusticiar and his subordl
mates to make up the royal accounts
twice year. at Easter and Michael
mas. on q table which was the most
striking object In the chamber In
which they assembled. This table was
covered with dark russell cloth divided
into squares. which gave 1t checker
ed. chessboarc-like appearance. and In
tho columns and spaces the accounts
rendered by the sheriffs and great
landowners who attended for that
purpose were entered and reckoned
up It was the checkered cloth. so
conspicuous throughout the proceed
ings, that gave rise TO the name ex.
ehequer. Just as the stars painted on
the ceiling of another historic room
originated the name "star chamber
London Globe.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-02-21

'Tea Leaf picking was Gambler
well industry in the early nineteenth
century. On May l3. 1893. when two
boys were charged with gambling on
Sunday. one Of them explained that he
got the shillings found upon him.
mot by gambling. your, worship. hut
By picking tea leaves The tea plant
does not hannen to grow In this coun-
try. my bld.n replied the magistrate:
therefore you are adding falsehood
to the oifense for which you were
brought here. and that ofense IL nj
ways sure to lead to crimes of more
magnitude
But the boy explained: = am en-
pIoycd rs cowkeeper at Gambler
well. who sends me into the fields to
gather sioe leaves and black and white
thorn leaves. and he phys me so nurh
a pound FOR all ! pick" Aud the po-
lice traced the connection between that
cowkeener and city tea dealers. Lou
don Opinion.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-02-21
QUEER QUITO.
A City With Mo chimneys and Where
Carriages Are curiosities.

A City With Mo chimneys and Where
Carriages Are curiosities.
Travellers in South America see many
strange places. but the queerest Of all
is probably Quito. the capital Of the
republic Of Ecuador The first thing
which strikes visitor to that city is
that there are no chimneys to the
houses.
Charcoal Is all that Is burned there,
and consequently no smoke arises. An
other PECULIARLY is that while the
streets are well paved you may pass
days in the city aud never see a wheel.
ed vehicle
There are some carriages 10 Quito,
but they are rarely used. and when
one of them comes rafting along ey-
erybody turns out to look at it as at
some curiosity.
A third peculiarity Is that while the
bulk of the population dress in ponchos
Ia kind OF cloak or loose garmenu ard
short linen trousers considerable
number Of people-whIte men-are to
be seen walking about and wearing
frock coats and tall hats These mea
the visitor is generally told. are cH-
lightened and cultivated men. natives
Of Spanish origin. who claim that they
form the nation Of Ecuadorlans. In
dians, Of course. do not count
Every white man In quito who can
possibly manage il wears this sort Of
coat and hat to emphasize his impor
tanee and highly civilized condition.
This dress inSrities him in calling
himself doctor and others in so styling
him. and he also thinks that it gives
him a claim to come into your apart
ments without being invited aud try
to borrow cents from you
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-02-21

Near Cape Eoru. In the Island Of
TERRA del Fuego. live the most curious
people in all South America. 1t rains
or SHOWS or sleets nearly every day.
and yet they look on their country as
the finest in the world. They wear
hardly any clothing and seem not to
feel cold. Because he saw fires on the
shore the explorer Magellan. the first
European that rounded the Horn. call
ed the island "the land Of fre." which
is almost the worst name be could
have chosen. Their huts are made Of
bent houghs and covered with grass
and : e only the poorest shelter. The
folk are vain. too, wearing necklaces
OF he teeth OF fsbcs or seals and
L.. nting patterns on their bodies
Among them some colnrs have novel
meaning. White Is the sign Of wei
and red of peace. They are great
mlmics and will initiate voice and ges
ture perfectly.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-02-21


Tho services of twelve men are re-
puircl to produce one of the hlg cam
rnlgn banners Two men prepare tho
strips on which the lettering Is done
Two niore look after The lettering Of
these strips. the painting af the nunles
of clubs or dissertations ordering the
banners. the es,r''ons Tor the portraits
mud the oAlc,s for which the nominees
nre to contend Two mrn work on the
rsniefrheees. generally consisting Of an
eagle and shield one man deyutes
himself TO the special portraits. aud
the others assemble the various parts.
sew the strips torether and give the
finishing touches TO the banner The
portrait nan" scorns to do any other
work than the nmln portrait The rest
he calls "hlling In" By working on
the same saees day after q Ibis art
ist becomes SO skilif isu 50 rapid In
execution that be can r~'ot the por
trait nj candi ~ ie dark. mud
paint It as trne 10 ne the standard
Of the campaign h.Daer Industry re-
quires. Harper's.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-02-21
A PUZZLE IN METALS.
Brass Has an Oder Yst Copper and
Zinc ssYsratsly Have Not.

zine sspsratsly Have Not.
Brass. as every ole knows. has an
awful odor. yet the two things Of
which brass consis,s. zinc and copper.
Fiye no od0r whatever In their sepa-
rate states This is a problem that has
given great deal OF work to scieu-
fists II Is one as yet not entirely
solved.
To arrive at the general law It has
been found that almost all alloys. or
mixtures OF two metals. will give mn
odor. while the metals themselves do
not. Brass Is not the single example.
though probably The most odoriferrus.
The explanation Is as follows: All
substances, including metals. are al
ways giving OF snal particles Of their
substance to the alr-that Is. evaporat-
Ing Some solids give these OF so rap.
idly as soon to disappear Gum cam
phur is a conspicuous example, To
smell any substance a particle Of that
substance has to tickle nerve ending
IN the nose. II small particle Of cop
per, we shall say. does this by itself.
no effect Is noticed. but If a particle
of zinc and particle OF copper strike
at the same time the effect is such as
TO cause pereeptible impulse to the
nerve. The chance for these two to
strike at the same time is given only
when they are intimately mixed in an
alloy. New York Tribune.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-02-21
whistles and II. Door Opens.

There is IN London a man who sure
ly must combine the two characters
tics Of lazlness and invention to re-
markable degree It is his custom to
have his breakfast in bed. and bur
dened with the trouble of getting out
of bed for the purpose Of unlocking his
bedroom door. he has invented door
which opens TO his whistle. He has ac-
complished this somewhat remarkable
feat by means OF a simple electromag-
net which draws the bolt when cur
rent passes through it. platinum point
and piano wire nttuned to a certain
note. When this note or one Of its oc-
taves is sounded the wire vihrates in
response. aud this vibration brings 1t
in contact with the platinum point
The circuit IS thus completed. and a
sensitive eay is brought into opera
ton. Chicago Tribune.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-02-21

The Duke Of Wellington had only one
vanity-his wrist was like steel Now.
when he was given the sword Of state
to carry it was his infinite delight that
ne was able to carry it upright All his
predecessors bad had TO slope it toward
the shoulder. He would go down to
posterity, he resolved. glorified by the
power Of his wrist In vain Sir Thomas
Lawrence pointed out that as a matter
Of art 1t would never do; that the sight
OF man perennially carrying a sword
from his wrist would fatigue those who
looked at his picture. The duke insist
ed upon having his way. Lawrence did
manage to smuggle in cushion upon
which the duke seems to rest bis ell
bow. but close examination shows that
arm and cushion do not meet.-London
Sketch.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1913-02-21

''The Five KiEgs" Is the nanie OF the
sacred book In which Is Incorporated
the religion Of the Chinese. as well as
a great number OF other peoples Of the
orient. The doctrine Is complex Sys'
TEN Of moral. social. political and re-
llgiots teaching built up By Confucius
on tie ancient Chinese traditions. and.
although its author lived more than
five centuries before the birth "
Christ. 1t is still perpeiuated NJ the
state religion Of the Chinese down TO
the present day Confucianism Is .
religion without positive revelation.
with minimum Of dogmailc teach-
Ing. whose popular worship is centered
In offerings TO the dead. in which the
notion Of duty IA extended beyond the
sphere Of morals proper. so as 10 en-
brace almost every detail Of daily life
The chief exponent Of this remarkable
religion was E'ungt-e. or k'ungfulze.
Latinized by the early Jesuit mission
aries into "Confnclns Chicago News