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The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

Among several candidates for the posi-
tion, the judges of the circuit court in
Chicago selected Mother Bartelme" to
be Chicago's first woman judge. Mary
Barteme is her name, and she has been
for IS years the public guardian of Cock
county, looking after rie morals oi
women bronught into the courts. Her
work now is on the bench of the juvenile
court and has to do particularly with the
girl prisoners arraigned there.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

80 you visited the tomb of Shake.
speare2"
Yes"
did you say something appropriate to
the OCCASION
mo. didn't feel called upon to pro-
nounce a high-fown funeral grafton over
the dust of modest man who has beer
dead long time"
CORRECTING A FALSE IMPRESSION
People get all kinds of erroneous ideas
by reading newspapers. The majority OF
Gothamites are not turkey trotters.
is THERE METHOD IN IT?
Says Mrs. p. to herself says she,
by the sum- and moon, and stars,
I'll starve until l am thinner still,
Then I'll climb right through the bars. .
New York Sun.
"Or better STILL" to herself, says she,
Il will make up my mind to live
On nothing at all so I'll get so thin
l can easily drop through a sieve"
youngstown Telegram.
Or better yet" said the suffragette.
mot mouthful will l swipe,
And I'll get so slim, both in trunk and
limb.
can slide through the bathtub pipe
Houston Post
II am SO thick twill take some trick
To get me out" said she.
"I'll starve and p'r'aps when 1 collapse
Escape will easy be-
-Johnstown Democrat.
She made her boast to the female host,
This valiant suffragette,
or what she'd do to the jailer's crew,
But she's fast in limbo yet.
WISE SAYINGS.
When Willie Wiseguy cleared his throat
We looked for something clever;
But this was how he got our goat:
1T cannot rain forever.'
Springfield Union.
When someone asked this Wiseguy youth
rs 1t going to rain some more, sir?"
He owled his eyes and said: "Forsooth,
1t always has before, sir'
-Johnstown Democrat.
When someone said, The rain is DER,
No cloud is in the sky, Asir,''
He wiser looked than e'er before
And said. 1T will be dry, SIR
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

With what appears to be prehistoric
hieroglyphics carved on its walls a NAM
meth cave was discovered at Ogden,
Utah, by Thomas Whitaker, rancher
He will head a party of University of
Utah professors on tour of investiga-
ton. The cave is situated in the noun
tains near Promontory Point, IS miles
from ogden. and had probably never be-
fore been visited by white men, as the
surrounding country is a bleak desert.
The front chamber of the series is 75x150
yards in size, Al feet high and the walls
wear pictures OF Indians, crudely drawn.
There is an Indian legend current in Og-
den to the effect that a great battle was
fought years ago between two tribes
near the point, the vanquished having
perished in a cave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

President Wilson has not thus far rec
commended another appropriation for the
maintenance of the commerce court, anl
that court will probably be discontinued
July l. Appeals from decisions of the IN
terstate commerce commission will then
have to be taken to other federal courts.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

Today the little birds can sit on the
gutter of the grandstand at Rickwood
Field and see the whole show without
going down into their wallets
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

game this year. Just as we did last year.
I expect to see anywhere between 12.ooo
and 1900 people out at Riekwood Field
If the weather is bright.sl
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

James Bryce. the retiring British am
bassador. will go by rail to San Francisco
and thence by steamer to the Orient. He
expects to visit Peking while the new
Chinese assembly is In session.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

lbut growth slackens in the whole region.
Many old houses are UNIT to live In and
have been vacated Large central areas
lare cleared for public buildings and
for trade. The London county council
has erected homes for thousands of
workmen outside the city; and London
does not take to skyscraping apart
Iment houses With reduced pressure of
population, rents fall. and with them
values.
Like London. New York must some
day yield to decreasing growth percent
lage but there is no sign of 1t yet. The
percentage of growth was higher In
l191o than in 190o higher in 1900 than
lin 1880; higher in 1880 than in 1870.
And If New York were as populousN as
London In proportion to the nation, its
metropolitan area would number 15.-
900 souls. The younger city still has
room to grow
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

Just as DR.. osler was coming back a
New York clergyman as years old, rose up
and preached sermon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

The most expert baseball pitcher can
not take wad of paper and land 1t In the
waste basket three feet distant twice
out of five attempts
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

The battleships of the powers cannot
advance far up the mountains of Mon
tenegro.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

John HI. Patterson of the cash register
company is considered a good man with
bad record.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

1t is certain that the discussion of free
wool will reveal a whole flock of black
sheep in the wool trust
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

Before President Huerta steps down and
out his accounts should be checked up.
It is said the treasury is empty.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

Montenegro is the most fearless little
nation that ever pulled a trigger in the
faces of six big bullies
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

The newest Atlantic liner has II decks
This is almost as bad as skyscraper re.
versed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

Sir Thomas Lipton's unconditional chal-
lenge puts him in the class of good sports.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

One need not get excited over Morgan's
fortune when one is not going to get any
of It.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

Own farm SO that you can snap your
fingers at cold storage chicken.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

The foreign trade of Argentina last
year. totaling ss4ooo0,Ooo. which was s12o
for each person in the country. was the
third largest per capita trade among the
ment Just issued by the Pan-Amerlcan
union. Holland and Belgium alone made
betters records. In comparison, the state
ment points out that the per capita for
eign trade of the United States is ap-
proximately $40.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

immigration promises to be greater thi.
spring than in any year since 1907.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10
TOO PLENTIFUL.

TOO PLENTIFUL.
1--WE discovered one thing while jour-
neying through this vale of tears said
the Sunday editor. who was waiting for
fresh bowl of paste.
And what is that asked the fourth
assistant copy reader
..The minor poets are not in the minor
ity."
KEPT HIS MONEY.
''what did Grabbit contribute TO the
flood sufferers?.
"This sentence. repeated about so times:
I feel SO sorry for those people
PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES
SUBJECT TO RELEASE.

Flicker. flicker, little star;
My, how plentiful you are;
Acting everywhere we go,
In some kind of picture show.
youngstown Telegram
When I see you on the screen,
In one-aet movie scene,
Right at home you really are,
Flicker, flicker, little star.
Los Angeles Express
Flicker, flicker, little star,
Any film I'd hate to miss,
STILL do not much enjoy
Seeing you receive kiss.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10
FAMOUS yIoIIN-uaKEp

The per capita circulation of strawber-
les is increasing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10
This Is Opening Day

The thirteenth season of the South
ern league will be opened today, and
the hope is that fully 10000 friends
of the national game will be present
at Rickwood field to witness the local
opening game.
Ten thousand enthusiastic fans
means a great deal on opening day.
Such an attendance inspires the team
to the best work it n capable OF, and
no one need fear the champions can
be outplayed before that number OF
home folks.
This city is fortunate in having
baseball management that will not
permit the team to fall into the second
division and stay there. A first dlyis-
ion team will be secured, and Owner
Woodward will back up President
Baugh and Manager Molesworth when
the time comes to secure new players.
Such an assurance is quite enough.
There must be in every league four
second division teams, and in the
Southern league the Birmingham
team will not be one of the unfor-
tunate four. Put that in your reck-
oning and be content with it. There
are of course possibilities in it, but
there is no reason why those possibili-
.5ss sh9ul5 he Until they
e.pssH on ist.
saf efaanibs iMsael College
hi9nil 81 u. Z lightfully
.seslea on = 81 s6Ha. near the
:. e,s,v.. - Lis city. r ks Jones
valley on either hand. In order to do
the work cut out for it both by con-
ference and by the people at large it
needs more money, and an effort is
progressing to raise for it fund of
at least s25O,0O0. One hundred thous-
and dollars is already covered by
Birmingham subscriptions, and be-
fore this month is completed an eff
fort will be made to carry the ag-
gregate subscribed here to $3.50, 900.
The remainder of the $250,000 could
be raised outside of Birmingham.
This sum would put the college in
good working condition. From April
.20 to April 27 the Methodists of Ala
bama, numerous and forehanded, will
be appealed to in the most convincing
manner. Alabama Methodism is equal
ITO the task of raising $250,000, and
The Age Herald is confident that it
will be fully accomplished to the
honor and opportunity and growth of
the big church in this state.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10
NIGHT BE USEFUL, TOO.

All kinds of queer gifts are sent to the
President, but we haven't heard yet of
anybody sending him bottle of oil for
his razor strop.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

New York is to have real baby show.
The Babies Welfare association. which
has charge. will give prizes Tor the health
lest baby. Dimples, curves. pink checks
and endearing attributes will not count.
Height, weight, circumference OF chest
and abdomen, quality of bone. skin and
mrsele will be determining factors. More
than 100 children have been entered. DR..
Godfrey R. Pick of the POSTGRADUATE
hospital will head the Judges.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

| of rich Egyptian land were being re-
claimed by new systems of irrigation and
drainage. why the European time server
is unceremonionsly disappearing why the
journals of the agltators have been going
out of business at the rate of one each
day, why thousands of felaheen were be-
ginning to have a growing confidence in
the government as evidenced by their
trust in the postal savings bank. or why
Turkey did not send its soldiers across
| Egypt in its war with Trpoli-yes, and
why even Downing street seemed affected
with a new eonf1denee-the answer was
always the same-Lord Kitchener.
TT is said that without bayonets be-
hind or before moral force cannot exist.
Egypt sees in the soldier who drove out
the Mad Mahdi hosts the spirit of conf
mand which seems to be the only attitude
deeply respected by Orientals. especially
in certain stages of their development.
As Lord Kitchener sat and talked and
questioned in the British residency with
It's beautiful tropical gardens sloping
down to the Nile; as he spoke in short
crisp phrases his gospel. the new plans
for the fellaheen, telling us of his ideals
for the practical rather than the theo-
retical education of Egyptian yonth-"We
don't want them to get their hands SOFT
Il was inclined to agree with the Egyp.
tian opinion.
1t is to be hoped that this efficient Off
cial who commands an army to whom the
name Kitchener" is an incentive SINH
lar to that of the name Napoleon TO
the old guard. and who in comparatively
brief time has gained the confidence Of
the Egyptians who have most at heart the
countrys good, will receive the unstinted
support of the home government In the
progressive and highly utilitarian meas
ures which he Is now promulgating for
the new Egypt.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

NIGHT THINK OTHERWISE NOW.
"It wasaBrowning believe, who wrote
the verses beginning, Oh, to be in Eng
land
Yes. He wrote that poem before the
suffragettes became so rampant In Eng
land"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

Nv how much unexpected, by so much
we must awake endeavor for defence;
For courage monnteth with occasion.
king John.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10
A GREAT FUTURE.

What is your name. little boy?''
.'Wiloughby Walton Waggles ma'am.
'Some day you'll have a lovely mono-
gram. on your stationery
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

W. C. Wharton and A. J. Eaton, Jr.,
are the only authorized travelling rep
resentatives of The Age-Herald in It's
circulation department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

When someone asked this Wiseguy youth
rs it going to rain some more, sir?''
He owled his eyes and said: "Forsooth,
1t always has before, sir.''
--JohnstoWn Democrat
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

Entered at the Birmingham Ala,
postoffice as second class matter under
act of Congress March 3, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

CORRECTING A FALSE IMPRESSION.
People get all kinds of erroneous ideas
by reading newspapers. The majority of
Gothamites are not turkey trotters.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10
A SENSIBLE ToIrRIsr

so you visited the tomb of Shake
speare?'
YES,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-10

WISE SAYINGS.
When Willie Wiseguy cleared his throat
We looked for something clever;
But this was how he got our goat:
1T cannot rain foreverr'
Springfield Union.
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16

State Of Minnesota,
County Of Brown
Ninth Judicial District
u, ", Weymar, also all other perl
sons unknown claiming any
right, title, estate, interest or
lien, in the real estate described
in the complaint herein. ....... ...sE
~ ......... Defendants) "
Notice is hereby given, that an action has
tbeen commenced in this Court by the above
named Plaintiff against the above named De-
pendants; That the object of said action Is to
have the Plaintiff adjudged the owner in fee
simple and entitled to the possession OF the
real property in the complaint and hereinafter
described, and to further adjudge that the De.
fendant I. V. Weymar and also all other per.
sons unknown have no right, title, estate, in
terest or lien in or to said real property or any
tpart thereof. ;,
The real property affected by said action IS
situated in the County of Brown in the State of
Minnesota and is described as follows to wit:
Lot Two (2) of Block One hundred sixty-hve
(165) South Of Center Street. and Lot Two ~
Of Block One hundred seventy.nine Q79). North
Of Center Street, all IN the City Of New Ulm,
Brown County, Minnesota, according to the
plat OF said city on file and Of record in the of.
Ace Of the Register of Deeds in and for said
County.
Dated July /, 1918.
Somsen, Dempsey 4 Mueller
Plaintiff Attorneys,
1882 New Ulm. Minnesota
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16
Order for Hearing Application for AD-
pointment OF fAduiniskratOr.

pointmeat Of fAdainistrstor.
STATE OF MINNESOTA l.s.
N County 0f Brown. G}
In Probate Court.
! Special Term, June 30th, 1918.
In the Matter Of the Estate of Charles
Forster, Jr.iS deceased;
On receiving and filinR the petition Ok
Emilie Forster. Of the County of Brown,
representing among other things ehas
Charles Forster, Jr. late of the County %
Brown in the State of Minnesota, on the
10Th day of June A. o. 1913, at the County
Of. Brown died intestate, and being an
inhabitant of this county at the time Q.
his death, leaving goods. chattels, anu
estate within this County. and that the
said petitioner is the widow Of said de.
ceased, and praying that administration
Of said estate be to Charles kretsch gran
ted: -
It is Ordered, That said petition be heard
before said Court, on Thursday the Sttn
day of July A. D. 19l8 at - O'CLOCK
A. M at the Probate Office. in the Court
House, in New Ulm in said County.
Ordered Further, That notice Thereon oe
given to the heirs of said deceased ana 60
oil persons interested, by publishing this
order once in each week for three success
sive weeks prior to said day of hearing. IN
the New Ulm Review weekly Newspaper
printed and published at New Ulm IN
said County. 49,,
Dated at New Uln1, Minnesota, this 10Th
day of June. "A. ID. 1913
By the Court,
GEO. ROSS,
(SeaD 27-29 Judge of Proba te
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16
Order for Hearing on Petition to Convey
Lands on Contract.

STATE s OF MINNESOTA II SS Iss.
. . In Probate Court:
@'H" -. General Term, July Z, 1918.
In the matter of the estate of Josef
Schueller. deceased.
On Reading and Filing the Petition of Joseph
Schueller, Jr., claiming to be entitled to con
veyance Of certain real estate from ne ne
Executor of said estate, setting forth thar
Josef schueller;. deceased, vas bound by
a contract in writing to convey said real estate
to the said Joseph schue!ler Jr., upon the terms
and conditions therein stated, with descrlp-
tion of the land to be conveyed, and the facts
upon which such claim to conveyance is pre-.
dicated. and praying that the Probate Court
make decree authorizing and directing t9e
said Nicholas Reinhart. tho Executor Of the said
estate, to convey said real estate to SAID peu-
tioner IS the person entitled thereto::,
1t is Therefore Ordered, That all persons
interested in said estate may aPPear before this us
Court, at a special term thereof to Be held On
Thursday the 3lst day Of July A. D. 1913, at ~
in the Court House in New Ulm in said County,
and oppose said petition.
And L is Further Ordered. That this order
shall be published once in each week for three
successive weeks prior to said day of hearing IN
printed and published at New Ulm in said
County.
Dated at New Ulm, Minn.. the 7th day OF
..-.-a By the Court. @
[Seall GEO. Ross
$3.50 Judge of Probate.
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16
NOTICE OF LIS PENDENS.

State of Minnesota ... -..#1
County Of Brown
{District Court
1Ninth Judicial District
Martin Schnobrlch..... .......,.........P Plaintiff
Ellsabetha Schmid and Barbara)
Feuecstein, also all other persons
unknown claiming any right,
title. estate, interest or lien in the
real estate described in the conn.,
plant herein,.-....... Defendants.
Notice is hereby given, that an action has
been commenced in this Court by the above
named Plaintiff against the above named
Defendants; That the object of said action is to
have the plaintiff adjud8ed the owner in fee
simple and entitled to the possession Of the
real property, in the com mplaint and hereinafter
described, and to further adjudge that the de-
PENDANTS, Elisabetha Schmid and Barbara
Feuerstein and also all other persons
unknown have no right, title. estate. interest
or lien in or to said real property or any part
thereof.
The real property affected by said action i:
Minnesota, and is described as follows TO Wit:
vest quarter gu % Of SECTION Nc. Nine !g in Town:
ship No; Onc hundred and nine 10el North of
Range No. Thirty (3O) West of the Fifth Prin:
cipal Meridian according to the United
States Government Survey thereof.
Dated July H.. 1918.
f SohsEN DEMPSEY l. MUELLER
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
1894 New Ulm. Minnesota.
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16
NOTICE OF lis PENDENS.

State of Minnesota, I
County Of Brown )
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16
I LegaEAdvertisements.
SUMO N s !.
State of Minnesota /
County of BrOwnJ

State of Ninnesota(
County Of BrOwnJ 't
District Court
Ninth Judicial District
n. He00lu08cN,., r1dlutH
a.a. w. b -
4. ", Weymar, also all other per. a
sons unknown claiming any
right, title. estate, interest or
lien in the real estate described
in the complaint herein. .......
....,................D Defendants t
The State OF Minnesota, to the above named
defendants: 5E5} "a ~
You and each OF you are hereby summoned
and required to answer the complaint Of the
Plaintiff in the above entitled action, which ie
hled in the office of the Clerk Of the District
Court Of the Ninth Judicial District il and for
the County OF Brown and State of Minnesota.
and to serve copy Of your answer 70 the said
Complaint onkhe subscribers, at their oftice in
tho City5of New Ulm In, said County within
twenty days after the service Of this summons
upon you exclusive Of the day Of such service; !;
and IL you fail to answer the said Complaint
within the time aforesaid, the Plaintiff in this
action will apply to the Court for the RELIEF
dem anded in the Complaint.
Dated July /, 1913. :,
'-| Som sen, Dempsey Mueller
= Plaintiff s. Attorneys,
New Ulm. Minnesota
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16
SUAMONS.
State Of Minnesota
County Of Brown

County Of Brown
District Court
Ninth Judicial District
vs..
Elisa betha Schmid aud Barbara1 .r
Feuerstein also all other persons
UNKNOWN Claiming any right,
title, estate, interest or lien in
tho real estate described in the
complaint herein, ,... Defendants.
Defendants. = w A@n'e. '
snd required to answer the complaint Of the
Pla1nun IN the above entitled action, which
n!eo 70 the office Of the Clerk of the District
= ourt OF the Ninth Judicial District ia and for
sns na County % of Brown and State Of Minnesota
ompialnt on the subscribers, at their Office in
the City of New Ulm in said county within
twenty days after the service Of this summons
upon YOU exclusive of the day OF such service;
ana liyou tail to answer the said complaint
WITHIN the time aforesaid, the plaintiff in this
ac.aon WI apply to the Court for the relief
demanded IN the complaint.
Dated July IA. 1913
sOAsEN, DEMPSEY Il MUELLER
Plaintiffs Attorneys,
2s New Ulm, Minnesota.
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16
CORTLAND

q Prof. John Raedeke and family are
visiting at Carver for q few weeks
during his vacation.
IEC. w. Block and Grant Schlottman
are hard at work setting up Deering
binders and repairing old ones.
OBoys, get your tin cans ready as
there is another wedding to take place
sooc.
G. W. Schlottman was business
caller at New Ulm Thursday.
The rain last Friday delayed having
for few days but helped the pastures
and the corn and potato crops.
Mrs. G. 81. Braun is taking treat
ments for her health at Jordan and is
improving very we'll. 1t is hoped
that she will soon be able to be home
and we'll again.
A large number from here took in
the Mission Festival at New Ulm
Sunday.
M. A. Schons, Philip Young, Peter
Karr and G. w. Block took fishing
trip in Mr.. Schon's car to Lake
Jefferson Sunday and had good luck
at catching. They enjoyed the trip
very much.
Conrad Dirks of New Ulm was q
business caller here one day last week.
Subscribe for the New Ulm Review
and the Post and get the news while it
is new.
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16
A WORKER Appreciated THIS.

VIM. Morris, a resident of Florence,
Oregon, says: "For the last fourteen
years my kidneys and bladder incap-
aciated me for all work. About eight
months ago I began using Foley
Kidney Pills, and they have done
what other medicines failed to do,
and now I am feeling fine. I recon-
mend Foley Kidney Pills." For sale
by o. M. Olsen.
New Ulm review., 1913-07-16

FOR SALE-lO.OOO acres good farm
land at $1,000 and $500 per acre,
one to six miles from r. r. station,
225 miles straight east of New Ulm.
Jacob Klossner, Jr.
(Advt) tf13