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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29
Little Bobbie S Pa
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

w TIFE. sed Pa to Ma the other
w night have decided to hire a
stenograffer. Ny work is pill
ing up Pa sed that ] can't tend to it no
more at all
| think that would be a good idec
sed Ma and ! know just the person for
the job. Mrs. Jenkins has q young
brother which is just out of the biz
ness college and he is very deserving
young man doant want any body Pa
sed. that is just out of bizness col
lege have tried that kind before Pa
sed. They arr ali right Pa sed to work
for a young lawyer who is just out Of
law college but | want an expert. Be
sides Pa sed l doant want a man ste
nograffer; girls is more faithful to their
employers Pa sed. and takes d more
lively interest in the "details of the
offs.
The last man stenogralfer ! had sed
Pa was ID young sport. He was fast
enough on the typewriter but he. was
too fast other ways. Whenever he
thought / was out Of Town he would
spend his forenoons reading about how
Matty broke into the big league. and
his afternoons about how Amos Rusic
broke out Of the big league
want "a girl Pa sed and in fack
have advertised for one There viii b.
some at the offs Wednesday morning
Pa sed. and after | have questioned all
of them ! will make up my mind
Indeed sed Ma ! think that BObbie
and ! will trail along with YOU that
morning. to act as a sort of advisory
board | am a pretty good picker of
girl stenographers my self Ma sed. Pa
looked kinda unhappy. But little Bob
bic mustn't stay out of school he sed.
There isn't any school Wednesday sed
Ma.
So "Wednesday Pa Il Ma & Me all
went down to Pas offs There was
four girls setting in the outside offs
Three Of them was awful homely. x
one of them looked like a doll. ! no.
ticed that right away bekaus ] notised
Pa notising her
Pa called in one of the homely girls
first What is your name Pa sed2 Miss
Flynn SeS the hOmply girl. Well Miss
Flynn scd Pa ] ann a ritter n ] Tiju
about many different topills The girl
hire sed Pa must have "A big fund Of
general infOrmaShun, so | Will ask YOU
a few questions.
W no conquered 'tIllld dSheu I d.
Rome sed Miss Flynn.
What General did Rome defeat at
that time? sed Pa. Hannibal sed Miss
( Flynn.
Who was Atilly the Hum asked Pa.
He was a Bar barrian General which
swept over Rome ven that Empire was
falling sed Miss Flynn.
She seems like a remarkable smart
girl said Ma. She knows Roman His
L.
Miss Flynn Pa scd name the date when
Bob Fitzsimmons soaked Jim Corbit in
the picks x won the champeen- ship
of the world? March the nth. 1897. at
Carson city. Nevada. Sed Miss Flynn.
Who was Akillesr sed Pa and wht-e
did he bekum famous: Akiles was IA
Janus mithi-lojical Greek soldier, sed
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29

Miss Flynn. He was one of the gratust
warriors at the siege of Troy
Splendid. sed Ma, that is the very girl
you need. Husband. One moment.
please. sed Pa. am not thru yet Then
Pa begin to think kinda hard and sed
to Miss Flynn: What was the exact
day and hour when they killed Doc
Cronin out in Chicago3 Miss Flynn got
kinda red in the face & sed: am
afraid can't answer that question
Sir: am very sorry. but l don't
believe l knew he was dead.
Well. it's too bad. sed Pa I had
hoped that YOU wuld fill the bill but |
am afraid I shall have to look farther,
Pa sed
Then the offs boy called in the Sc
ond homely girl; her name was Miss
Jones. She was even homHer than
Miss Flynn. Be seated. sed Pa.
would like to ask YOU a few questions
to find out how much genral nollege
YOU have.
What were NaIhala's Halls? sed Pa.
That was the name that the old Nors-
man. the Vikings, gave TO their heaven.
sed Miss Jones. They believed that
nobody could go there except a war
riur who fell lighting in battle.
Co.reck. sed Pa. Now. Miss Jones.
who was Chatterton" Chatterton was
the CRATE boy poet sed Miss Jones,
he was found starving in a garrit when
he was only seventeen. after having
rittgn some of the most WunGerful DO
etry in the English Language. ThaEs
rite Sed Ma. there is the girl for yUa,
Husband Wait a minute. sed Pa
Who was Guy FaWkes asked Pa. He
was the man. sed Miss Jones. who tried
y T- D. H.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29

of deadly shell into the thin ranks Of
which she forms part.
In the wild Businesses of this minute
kingdom women are found retaining al!
of their natural instincts.
The Montenegrin woman is trained
from childhood to work at manual la
Dor Her bravery speaks well for her
race. because in that country the wom-
an works and plays by the side Of the
man as his equal, and even war can
not keep her at home when duty calls
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29
MARRIED LIFE THE THIRD YEAR HERBERT URNER

so many indignant things she wanted
To say that she could find adequate eNs
preston tor none of them.
Next year the artist can turn it up
side down. give it another name and
he'll have another perfectly good pic
turc." suggested Warren.
What does this call itself:' asked
Warren. as they passed ON To another
freak canvas mass of lurid blurred
red blocks
That's one Of the star pictures
..rhc Dance "-explained Mr.. Stevens.
"Um-m The Dance-thats illum-
mating. Just what is supposed TO be-
dancing? 30
"A girl: she's fairly plain. Here's
her leg: she's kicking out Get ito
Cant say that I do" unused Warren.
DO YOU know what Evelyn says
about thise" sigged a young woman
in front Of Helen she says it looks
like nose bleed"
oh did Evelyn saw that laughed
the other girl in confused appreciation.
Everybody smiled. Il was "a salient
comment on the picture.
This is supposed to be Paris. some
one said as they moved on to the next
canvas mass of black, gray and
white smudgcs Everybody seemed cN-
planning TO everybody else that il was.
a street scene. and i'm front was sup
posed to be cab with two women
getting into il.
"Oh. ! think ] see il, There's ono
woman in the cgb."
NO. thai isn't At woman; that's a
tree. The cabs To the left"
How about YOU, Mrs Curtis? What.
makes you so quiet Nh. Stevens
turned 10 Helen. who had been looking
ON msmilnSly You don't approve
of this new phase of genius
Like Puzzle Pictures.
Il can't see that its genius just be-
cause it's uuiutelligible. ] thought q
view a painting meant something more
than trying to trace am arm or "a le-
FheS. are like the puzzle pictures /
used 20 pore over IN Wide Awake -
find the man iu the tree or the three
COWS iu the pasture. only sometimes I
could see thu~y haven't seen amy OF
these"
That's because you're too literal. my
dear Scoffea Warren. You lack the
soul of am artist. Look at the crowd
here"
"Eu, you know IT'S only curiosity
insisted Helen. ura-,uIy. They ro only
tr1iU- Geo find tl" mann uy the COWS. On,
6 think 5t> rank presumption for aav
artist iD SHOW such things Md 90
q cuiG treu Dog am exhibition and for
The people fu uo.k here like this"
Helen paused ass th,y laughed AT h.r
NfEgmuuea.
"Ta, ~ousaou~ rytm in thar uu.c
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29
Daysey Mayme
and Her F olks
By FRANCES L. GARsIDE.

|HE LySander John Appleton fam
lily is talking Of building a sub
urban home i'm the spring
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29

huge cannon, antique and often useless
to the top Of steep mountains i'm ordet
to better attack the enemy These
guns laundering down Ghcir Wild
mountain sides have brought error 10
the hearts Of more than one Turk.
The women are hardy, work in enc
fields and at AN Industries which usual
~ employ men only and also are pro-
life mothers, and good ones at that.
The picture printed above shows one
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29

of these women. the wife Of farme".
responding to the call Of her country.
She has grabbed the old family rifle
and has gone forth ready to join the
ranks of the men. She is not young.
this Amazon of the Balkans. but she
shows resolution in her features and
bravery i'm her poiso.
Nothing can daunt her. She is ready
to face the enemy perhaps a battalion
of skirmishers ready TO pour "A volley
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29

night for "A whole lot Best % cents
worth I've had for an age. That wom-
an gushing about the lyric grace and
'sensuouS hythm' of that picture! Ha-
ha. that was great, What more do you
want for Your quarter"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29

TOCEAGE among women is fou.d
l pleuufulIy among the hardy
wives of Moutenegrn farmers.
The bravery shown by this important
little race of people i'm the Balkan out
break has brought the country To the
attention of the entire void
Mainly, the courage of the men and
women. poor i'm this worlds goods. has
been commented upon. They drag the r
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29
Doing Well.

Young man." said a rich and pom
pous old gentleman, II was not always
thus. did not always ride in motor
car of my own. When first started i'm
life l had to walk.
You We're lucky" rejoined the young
man. When / first started had TO
crawl 1t took me a long time to learn
to walk"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29
Attention. Suffagis This Woman Ready to Go to War

On the left Montenegro farmer 8 wife
who has taken the family rife from its
place behind the door and gone forth to
join the men. The other scene shows the
soldiers of Montenegro, having hauled
their heavy cannon up the steep mountain
sides, ready to fire on the enemy.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29
Here Are
So Chances
for Some Extra Cash

We shall distribute $3.50 in cash prizes on April 21st
to women and girls who can bake the best cake or
compound the best fudge. Just read the conditions
below and then get busy with your favorte recipe.
Don't think that making cake or fudge is hard. 1t
isn't. Just go at it as if you meant it-with your
money. Remember that you have So chances to
win. Just do the very best you can and forget the
others. Your fudge or cake may be the best sent in
Remember syrup half good for all kinds of
cakes candies fudge There's syrup same
flavor gridde cakes .wafeS mullins biscuits
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29

llT TEEES another choice Bit was
II Warren's sarcastic CONNECT
as they paused before the
bIear-eyed. blood shot. distorted face cog
a woman Pleasant expression that
Helen Gazcd at It i'm silent resent
meu,. She had exhausted her phrases
OF How hideous. How CHASTITY. How
perfectly horrible. and now she viewed
the pictures without comment on their
frcaktsh distortions
For weeks she had been hearing "
the "Cubists" aud "Futurists." Every
one was discussing this exhibition Of
advanced art. The papers we're full. Of
g. But no, until this final night had
she been able 10 persuade Warren 10
take her
Now that D, was here. he was en-
joying il hugely. ITS an so blamed
rotten that It's great" was his sweep
ing comment.
Al. here We have pleasing study
uf the female form" me- phurked. ms
they pushed their way through the
crowd TO the next picture.
II was yrudely drawn nude woman
81 reddish purplsh hue. with bullying
muscles and a battered face. With 70
growing feeling OF Indignation Of me
suited luteUle nee. Helen stared at this
mous,royty while Warren looked il up
IN the catalogue
A Good Title.
"N. yes. here Ne are The Sleep
,us Maiden. . should say It'll, NiS. .-
uS.. would Do, "A better title. SOLD.
too. Dog Jngo."
Hello. curtis, You h,rr'
Helen turned to find Mr. Stevens g..
, o.. crowd behind them.
Wei what DO you ta.uh ~ it,"
Guess they don't allow profanity
around here" srinned Warren And !
don't want 10 be put ont just Vet"
Cant stand for Nau~-, ana th .
crowd an. Been in the Cuo~t room
vete"
"No. we're trying TO 80, educated up
TO that"
ooh. come ou. there's a little sem
there Z want 90 show you
AI. stevens pjlotcd tu,m rlruuru
anG pointed triumphauty 20 "a large
canvas. before which stood gaping
crowd iu TrHuk hcviGg.mcu.
There you are, Prize uuzzIy pj.-
turr No. find the King AND queen
some things D want ,o look ur I'M rrs
next room. SEQ you later"
What did ay mean. a.a.- What IS
THIS sIprosoG 20 be-" asked Hs.,1
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-29

staring az the strange confused oo-
jects on the canvas before her.
Entrance of the king and queen. "
read Warren from the catalogue.
Mono it can't be that"
40. 1879. isn't it' Well that's what
ID says hero Looks ass much like that
as anything else"
You say the kings ON the Left
came an anxious woman's voice from
behind them Where ] can't see IT,"
That's his head un there I'm the cor
uer," explained another voice, "Aud
here's his leg this thing that looks like
saw. See il now"
No" hopclessly rive been here
three times and can't see it yet"
But, dear I don't understand" burst
ont Helen reseutfully DO they really
expect any one To- see anything in
that 7"
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02

Gus faith never gives up" To illus
trate the last declaration, Mr.. Solomon
related the Bible incident of the syro-
phenician woman who persistently inn
plored help for her daughter when all
hope had apparently fed. He also men
toned the case of one woman in
Natchez who prayed for thirty-five
years for her husbands conversion be-
fore the reward came.
"Vicarious faith always meets with
difficulties. The four who brought
the man to Jesus, found the door to the
house where Jesus was, blocked, hence
they had to climb with their burden to
the roof The difficulties are many
times interposed by members Of the
church, said the preacher. those whose
duty it is to help and not to hinder.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02

ed. Two additions Saturday night,
four Sunday and three professions OF
faith Monday night has served to great
ly encourage the pastor who is doing
the preaching, while his members are
doing much personal work. The sing
ing is proving an attractive feature
of the service.
The subject of the sermon M"ndaT
night was "Vicarious Faith, has d on
the text Seeing their faith Jesus said,
Son be of good cheer, thy
sins be forgiven thee"
The preacher said. eve believe in
behalf of another. Out of thirty-seven
Instances of healing mentioned in
scripture, twenty-four of the subjects
were brought by others and were heal
ed upon the faith and solicitation C
others.
"Vicarious faith identifies itself witt
the suffering of the people. Vicari
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02
DR.. HoBsoN's OINTMENT HEALS
ITCHY ECZEMA.

The constantly itching, burning sem
sation and other disagreeable forms
of eczema, letter, salt rheum and skin
eruptions promptly cured by DR.. Hob
sons Eczema Ointment. Geo. w.
Fitch, of Mendoza, ILL.,, says: II pur-
chased box of DR.. Hobson's Eczema
Ointment. Have had Eczema ever
since the civil war, have been treated
by many doctors, none have given the
benefit that one box of DIR. Hobsons
Eczema Ointment has" Every suffer-
er should try it. We're so positive it
will help you we guarantee it or mon
ey refunded. At all Druggists or by
mail, 50c.-Pfeiffer Chemical Co., Fhil
adelphia and st. Louis. a..<
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02

visit to Mrs. E. E. Mccoy, Of New
Augusta They were accompanied by
Mrs. Mccoy.
!. +i
DR.. and Mrs. D. M. Gatlin had as
their guest for several days, their
niece, Mrs. j. P. Clendenin, of Wig
gins, Miss.
!. !. !.
Misses Beatrice and Mildred Den
son, of Bay Springs, spent the week
end with friends and relatives in Wig
gins and Hattiesburg.
+ !. !.
New Dance.
Miss Davidson, of New Orleans, will
give free demonstration of the new
fancy dances at the Hotel Hattiesburg
this evening at s o'clock.
.t+t
Mrs. w. F. Nichols, of Livingston
Ala, Miss Alta Lyle, of Lauderdale
MiSS', anu MiSo Dcooio Nldy, vi DuI
Ter, Ala, arrived this afternoon to be
the guests of Mrs. J. E. Mckay, at
her home on Buschman street.
.s..t..s-
Pupils Recital.
A number of pupils of Mrs. Massen
gales music class gave an interesting
recital at the studio Monday after
noon. The following little girls tool
part: Misses Lizzie May Pack, Saraf
Dean Pack, jamie Smith, Inez Moore
Mildred Moore, Dorothy Miller, Jean
cite Whittle, Frances Robins, Leal
Beth Conner, Lucy Pettigrew, Bert'
May Thompson, Alice Carr, Ameli;
Massengale and Emily Massengale.
+ !. X
Sowania Clubs Red Cross Campaign
The Sowania Club again has charg
of the sale of Red Cross Christina
Seals in Hattiesburg, and it Is carr
estly hoped that the campaign is on
in which everyone has vital interest
An especial appeal is made to a.
business and professional men, as we
as to all philanthropic organization
of the city to take an active part
the campaign.
Last year the Sowania Club sol
something over $500 seals and the
are working to sell as many more thi
year.
Miss Lora Haney is chairman (
the local committee.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02

Biograph comedies, Edison dramas
and Broncho Billy will be features al
the Greater Gem Theatre tonight, the
admission being SC. Following is the
program: "The Hoodoo," Biograph
comedy; "Why Broncho Billy Left
Bear County," Essanay; Dan Cree
gans Ghost" Biograph comedy; "The
Great Physician" Edison drama To
morrow a two-reel Edison feature made
in Scotland entitled "The Foreman
Treachery," will be shown at the Gem
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02

been quite i'll with pneumonia, is now
much improved.
Services at Central Church Sunday
were well attended. Rev. Sasser, of
Eastabuchie, conducted the services.
Services we're held at the Methodist
church by Rev. Ware Sunday.
Mr.. Lee, of Hattiesburg, spent Sun
day here with Mr.. Luther Cox.
Mr.. Wesley McSwain, of McLaurin
was visitor here Sunday.
Miss Annie Lou Hamilton, of Hat
tiesburg, spent the weekend will
home folks here.
Mrs. c.. j. Thatch was a business
visitor to Hattiesburg Saturday.
The recent social at the home o
Mrs. Sharp here was greatly enjoyed
and we'll attended.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02
SICK, SOUR STOMACH,
INDIGESTION OR GAS
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SET STOMACHS FEEL FINE IN
FIVE MINUTES.

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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02
CONFIRMED PROOF
Residents of Hattiesburg Cannot Doub
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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02
THE HATTfESBURG NEWS

appointments, but is open in his as
sertion that il any criticism is to be
made of the use of the administration
patronage power it is that too many
Republicans are being appointed.
In Exclusive Society.
Although the official social season
here has not begun, Mrs. Percy Quin,
bride of Representative Quin, is fast
becoming popular in the exclusive con-
gressional set of the Capitol.
Shortly after they returned from
their bridal trip through the West,
Representative and Mrs. Quin we're
honor guests at luncheon given by
the Speaker and Mrs. Clark.
A feature of the social calendar dur
ing last week was box party at the
Belasco theatre, where Pavola and
her famous Russian dancers held the
boards, Mr.. and Mrs. Quin we're the
host and hostess and their guests were
Miss Genevieve Clark, daughter of the
Speaker; Miss Dorothy Harvey,
daughter of Col. George Harvey, for
mer editor of Harper's Weekly; HUI
bert Miller, brother-in-law of Senator
Robinson of Arkansas, and David Fin
ley son of Representative Finley, Of
South Carolina.
They occupied box next to thai
of the President, in which the thir
teenth White House bride and hel
then fiancee were seated, and the tive
parties soon merged into one. Afte
the theatre Representative and Mrs
Quin entertained their guests with
dinner at one of the fashionable hos
telries of the city.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02
CAP A COLD FOR rs
. . . . q q . . . . . . . . . . 4
. CHURCH SOCIETIES.
. . 80 . = . . . . . 90 .

Trinity Guild.
Trinity Guild met at the residence
of Mrs. R. K. Smith on Monday after
noon at 80 o'clock when the results
of the beautiful bazaar was given in,
and reported to be one of the most
satisfactory yet given. Plans were
made for another entertainment to be
gwen in the very near future. There
will be called meeting of the Guild
Wednesday morning at 1920 o'clock
at the residence of Mrs. G. L. Hawkins
49,
First Presbyterian Aid.
The Aid of the First Presbyterian
church held large and enthusiastic
meeting Monday afternoon at the
church. Plans weresRaEfeeted for the
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1913-12-02
REVIVAL Services
GROW IN INTEREST
MEETING AT MAIN STREET 6AP-
list CHURCH WILL CONTINUE
THROUGH WEEK..

Interest in the revival services be-
ing held at the Main Street Baptist
Church continues to grow, and as q
consequence the meeting will continue
throughout this week. The interest
was especially manifest on Sunday
when at both the morning and night
service the large new church was fill