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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18

batter. Mr.. Wilson threw out the
first ball at the Washington grounds.
Was he lame next day?
X X X
Over in England all woman has
to do to get out of Jail is to refuse
to eat her dinner.
Free lunches for school children are
proposed, but the won't taste half so
good as the pie swiped from the pan
try.
President Wilson is going to de-
livex his message to congress in per-
son, and no doubt the pages will be
willing to run down to the smoking
room and tell the members what he
said.
Congress can't be expected to give
any attention to the tariff until every
body has his garden seeds.
X X X
1t is believed there are several Eu-
ropean regiments that dare to tackle
single Montengrin soldier.
X X X
Those men who are wearing wrist
watches this spring need lingerie
waists and hobble skirts to make their
costumes consistent.
X X X
Almost anybody can succeed in lit
erature nowadays if the postage
stamps hold out.
4 \ 4
The younger farmers seem to be
getting away from the idea that the
best college of agriculture is the town
curbstone.
Congressman must now adjust them
selves to the fact that there are no
desks for them to put their feet on.
X X X
1t is said that William Dean How
ellis once wrote a poem on spring,
but it happened in his early youth, it
is perhaps too late to fine him for it.
X X X
What has become of the silver ser
vice given the battleships, when the
latter in four or five years become OBJ
solete and are turned into coal barges?
X X X
Harvard having failed to score on
the Red Sox, it is high time to have
her effete system of collegiate edu-
action overhauled.
As there is now an income tax to
provide all needed funds, it is hoped
that Caldwell will get her marble post
office.
They are talking of new hotel at
Cornish, N. H., where President Will
son will spend his summers. Mighty
handy when Mr.. Wilson's cook gives
notice.
John D. ought to find his 100000
income tax in his change purse.
without having to take his wallet from
his inside vest pocket.
X r. X
If you keep carefully away from
home on these pleasant Saturday af-
ternoons, you may find your wife has
cleaned up the back yard.
X X X
Mr.. Wilson says the president
should be a human being, but the Of
flee seekers say if he was, he would
manage to find them some kind of a
job.
The senatorial election amendment
having passed, it would seem necessa-
ry to provide for the needs of poor
but deserving state legislators in some
other way.
X 4 X
Texas farmers want to know why
they get only IS per cent of the re-
tail prices of their products. Con-
sidering that the grocer has to send
them team out to deliver five cent
cabbage head, the farmers ought to
be satisfied to get anything at all
X + X
The frequency with which the base
balls come through the kitchen win
dow does not prove that the boys of
the neighborhood are emulating Mrs.
Parkhurst
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18
THE NEW PUBLICITY FUND

The Tribune firmly believes that
the only satisfactory method OF rais-
ing money with which to promote the
welfare of Caldwell is 10 have one
fund. Caldwell under the advice OF
Mr.. Z. H. Plowhead and others raised
a very creditable fund few years ago.
While mistakes were made at that
time in the expenditure of the fund
we believe that on the whole that
doned the one fund idea in theory, to
the people than any year before or
since While Caldwell has never aban-
done dthe one fundidea; in theory to
all practical purposes we have aban-
doned it. We have permitted more
than one fund to be raised because it
seemed expedient to do so. This year
there was disposition to get back to
the first idea and it is The Tribune's
opinion that this should be done, be-
cause it is easier to raise one fund
than half dozen; ), there is consider
able saving to the people as whole
by reason of there being no flag ends
left which can be put to no good pur-
pose; and further because the money
is always at hand when needed
At the meeting of the Commercial
Club Monday evening it was suggest
ed that the publicity committee pre-
pare budget in order that subscribers
might know in advance to what pur-
pose their money was to be put. This
is also first rate idea and should be
followed out. The big items of ex-
pense are known in advance. There
will be the brass band, the general
expenses of carrying on the commit
tees work, the help for the fair asso-
citation, the help that will go toward
the potato factory, stock yards and
other enterprises. All that cannot be
estimated in advance are the inciden-
tai expenses pertaining to conventions
and public gatherings which may be
held in the city during the year. The
is great deal of work to be done and
the people should remember that fact
in making their donations. By taking
care of the band in addition to the
other expenses the people should sub
scribe at least $500 this year. Seven
ty-five hundred are really needed but
Che minimum figure should be $780,
The people of the town seem to feel
more hopeful of its future than they
have felt for two or three years. 1t is
beginning to be deeply realized that
Caldwell is going to grow into good
sized city. Strangers are being at
tracted here. New enterprises and
industries are about to be undertaken.
The outlook for additional transpor-
tation facilities is much brighter than
1t ever has been. These things are
known to the people and they are
willing to turn to with will in pro-
noting this growth and development.
With proper encouragement and un-
der this assurance that larger fund
is needed this year we think there
will be no difficulty in raising the
amount necessary. The people are
right and if the publicity committee
will go at the work rightly and thor
oughly creditable amount of money
will be raised
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18
NOTICE

The public is hereby notified that
| will not be responsible for any debts
created by my wife, Elsie Lawrence,
owing to the fact that she has left
my home.
adv w. H. LAWRENCE.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18
For Sale.

For Sale.
Early seed potatoes. Early peach
blows, $4,000 lbs. Good price. Apply
Ralph Cakes, Caldwell a4-25
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18

"A three foot mullen stalk ought to
be good stylish millinery trimming
this year.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18

The Los Angeles municipal news
paper has had to suspend. Probably
the reason is that it didn't tell the
people what their neighbors were do
ing.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18

About now your best girl makes her
annual attempt to find out why the
pitcher keeps throwing the ball to the
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18

Inc Powers are still afraid to pla,
their ace of trumps against Montene
gro's two spot of spades.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18
No. 8225
REPORT OF THE CONDI,

OF the Western National Bank at
Caldwell, in the State of Idaho, at the
close of business, April 4, 1918.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-04-18

The frequency with which the base
balls come through the kitchen win
dow does not prove that the boys of
the neighborhood are emulating Mrs.
Parkhurst.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
Estrayed.

One black mare, four years old
estrayed from my place on Sec.
4, Willow Lake Twp. on Tuesday,
May 9th. Parties finding same
please notify
Mrs. Clara johnson,
Route No. 2,
3tl Hope, N. Oak.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY.

Our great trouble with the people of
this country is that they know how
to manage the business Of their fell
lows. The old maid proffers her sis
ter advice upon the business of her
husband, and any old bachelor can
give a father advice as to the rearing
of his boys. The man who would
starve but for the honesty and fru-
gality of his wife, and we can tell you
Of several, feels competent to manage
the finances of the country, and people
who cannot be trusted to drive the
ducks to water will explain to the
worlds wisest how to get to heaven.
The man who could not run a hand
organ if it was tied to him will tell you
just how to run your own business.
Yes, and a man who can run anything
else on earth generally knows how to
run a newspaper-run it in the
ground.
The other week a facetious news
paper writer published the statement
that if the money in the United States
were equally distributed each one
would have $34.72. The result has
been that many letters have been re-
ceived at the Treasury Department in
which the writer's ask for their shares.
The money is distributed punctually
as before.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
MARRIED.

The marriage of Cherry Vidal
Nichols and Nh. Edward s.
Johnson, of Fargo, was solem-
nized at the home Of the brides
mother on Lexington Ave-, New
York, on Monday, June End.
The groom is well known in this
city having had a law office here
for several years. The Pioneer
extends congratulation.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
He Could Understand

Poet-"All my life seemed to "a
into that poem. I was perfectly ex-
hausted when I had finished writing
it" Sporting Editor-W can sympa,
thlze with you. ] was in exactly the
same condition when I had finished
reading it."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
Shake Off Your Rheumatism.

Now is the time to get rid of
your rheumatism. Try a twenty
five cent bottle of Chamberlain's
Liniment and see how quickly
your rheumatic pains disappear.
Sold by all dealers.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
$2,oo0,oo0.oo

We have just doubled the usual
value of the rain that fell for
about an hour this morning from
the fact that it arrived at just
the right time to do a lot of good.
Although it appears to have been
a local rain it covered a large
area, practically all that is trib-
utary to this city. AS we go to
press the prospects are good for
another shower.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
Locals
As We Heard Them

Is AS we Heard Them III
Attend the Bijou Theatre.
Ribbon Sale Saturday after
noon at the Ten Cent Store.
Base Ball, Cooperstown VS..
Hope, Tuesday, June 10th.
The brick work on the City
Hall will be completed this
week.
Get Your Ribbons Saturday
afternoon at the Ten Cent Store.
Mrs. D. w. McKellips is criti-
cally ill but is making a splendid
fight for health.
Mrs. A. M. Mclaughlin was a
passenger for Fargo Monday to
attend the Rebekah Grand
Lodge.
Mrs. F. E. Carpenter and
daughter returned Tuesday eve:
ming from a visit with relatives
at Finley.
Mrs. Robt. Mcclellan is seri.
ously i'll with blood poisoning,
the outcome of which is at pres
ent doubtful.
All colors and sizes of Ribbons
at the Ten Cent Store Saturday
afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Curry are
rejoicing over the arrival of a
boy on May 81 at their home in
North Battleford, Sask.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Williams
are the proud parents of a fine
baby boy that arrived at their
home Wednesday morning.
j. D. Foley was in town the
other day-.talk about a smile.
We should guess that these girls
are just about the real thing.
Fred Wizard. General Manager
for State Lumber Co.. spent sew
eral days in Minneapolis this
week transacting business.
T. M. Major returned last
evening from Fargo where he
had been attending the meetings
of the Odd Fellow Grand Lodge.
The Misses Title and Annie
Schweitzer departed Monday
evening for Hastings, Mimi,
where they will visit for a time.
Kuffenkam, the photographer,
has recently filled his display
cases with new photographs that
are attracting lots of attention.
The G.. N. Depot has been in
the hands Of the paint gang the
past week and has been treated
to several coats of paint in the
interior. A new hard wood floor
has been laid in the waiting
room.
Mrs. Wood, mother of S. M.
and Jas. Wood, died at the Rick
ert home last Saturday morning
Undertaken Washburn prepared
the body for shipment and it
was taken that evening to the
former home of the deceased,
Paris, Mo.
The M. E. Aid Entertainment
Friday evening, being an "Old
Time Concert" was we'll attend
ed and pronounced first class in
every particular. The musical
selections by 3. G. Hasseltine
we're enchored time and again,
his instrument being an accor-
dian. The other numbers were
all excellent and showed the re-
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that the regular
June, 1913, term Of the District Court, Third
Judicial District, for Steele County, North
Dakota, has been adjourned to June oath,
1918. at 10 O'Clock a. m l..
d. w. VADNIE,
Clerk Of District Court.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
Take Plenty of Time to Eat

There is a saying that ''rapid eat
ing is slow suicide" If you have
formed the habit of eating too rapidly
you are most likely suffering from in
disestion or constipation, which will
result eventually in serious illness
unless corrected. Digestion begins
in the mouth. Food should be thoro-
ly masticated and insalivated. Then
when you have a fullness of the
stomach or feel dull and stupid after
eating, take one of Chamberlain's
Tablets. Many cases of constipation
and stomach trouble have been cured
by the use Of these tablets. They are
easy to take and most agreeable in
effect. Sold by all dealers.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
Effects Of Low,

Effects Of Love.
Mans second childhood begins when
q woman gets hold Of him. M. ban
RE.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05

There will be no silent vote among
the women electors.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-06-05
NOTICE

Property owners and others
residing in the City of Hope are
hereby notified that the City
Ordinances forbid the dumping
of ashes, manure and refuse of
any kind in the streets or alleys
of said city, and such ordinance
will be strictly enforced and
offenders prosecuted.
By order of the Mayor.
Christ Madsen
Street Commissioners.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-12
Katzenbach Changes Trip;
One Speech in Elizabeth

ELIZABETH, Sept. 12.--Adherents
OF Frank s. Katzenbach were
much disappointed when 1t was
announced that he had decided to
make only one address In Elizabeth
in his campaign for the Gubernatorial
nomination on the Democratic ticket.
When Mr.. Katzenbach was in this
city for conference last Monday he
promised to devote an entire day to
matchmaking in Elizabeth and set
September Is as the date. Since then
he has altered his plans.
The candidate will make his tour Of
Union County next Monday. He will
be met at the Elizabethport station
of the Central Railroad by the CAM
paign committee and after a tour Of
the city in an automobile will go to
Railway. where he will make a brief
address. From there he will go to
Garwood. where two monday adj
dresses will be made Luncheon will
be had in P1ainfield. but he will make
no address in that city. In the after
noon he will speak in Summit. return
ing to Elizabeth, where, at 5:45
o clock. he will make an address in
Broad street near East Grand street.
At night he will address a meeting
In Jersey City.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-12
POLICE BOARD FINES
TWO SLEEPY COPS

That they simply couldn't stay
awake was the statement made yes
terday by Policemen Bernard J..
Snellen, of the Second precinct, and
Alfred H. Fischer, of the Sixth pre-
cinct, when brought before the MEM
bers of the Board of Police Commits
sioners on charges of falling to make
pulls" on schedule time.
Snellen said he succumbed to dir
illness and sat down on the stone
steps of O. church on his beat and fell
fast asleep The Fischer case was
somewhat similar. In each case the
sleepy cops were fined five days pay.
Other policemen up on charges and
the disposition of their cases were as
follows:
Patrolmen George H. Brown, fall
ing to send In duty call; Bruno T.
Studnicl5y, late duty call, and Will
lam r. Thomas, failing to send in
duty call, all of the Sixth precinct.
Each fined one days pay.
The commissioners appointed Will
lam Desmond to the police force, as
signing him to the Second precinct.
The appointment is an answer to a
communication received from the
North End Improvement Association
stating there was not sufficient police
protection In that section of the city.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-12
Absence of Assemblyman
Hats Coal Rate Probe

JERSEY CITY. Sept. IL. - Owing
to the absence of Assernblyman
Zisgen the meeting of the Assembly
committee to probe the alleged coal
combine, which was scheduled for
yesterday at the Court House in
this city, did not take place.
An informal conference was held
by blymen Egan, McDermott,
Martin and Richards, the other men,
bers of the committee.
At the conference was Harry L.
Bells, who is an expert on coal rates,
etc., formerly In the service of the
Public Service Commission of Penn
sylvania and later connected as an
Investigator with United States At
torney- General McReynolds. Mr..
Bells is to give testimony before the
commission, but owing to the abb
sence OF documents to which he will
refer 1t Is probable that he will not
go on the stand until Wednesday
next, when the hearing may be re-
sllmed
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-12
SUFFRAG|STS OPEN
CAMP A|GN TONIGHT
Women's Political Union to Hold
Rally in Halsey Street
Quarters.

The Newark branch of the Wom-
ems Political Union will open It's fall
campaign tonight with a rally and a
social hour at the suffrage head
quarters, SO Halsey street.
The principal speakers will be Mrs.
F. e. Sturgis, president of the West
field branch of the union, and Mrs.
Mrs. Minnie J. Reynolds, State or
ganizer. Following the business ses-
sion and addresses refreshments will
be served and plans for the fall cam
paign mapped out.
The Joint legislative committee of
representatives from every suffrage
organization in the State held q
meeting at the suffrage headquarters
here yesterday afternoon to consider
the conditions of the suffrage amend
ment to the State Constitution, which
is in danger of being nullified because
the legal advertising requirements
were not followed out.
After q prolonged discussion 1t was
decided to retain counsel to look after
the interest of the State suffrage or
ganizations and protect their rights
in the matter.
The amendment has been adver-
tised, but not strictly according to
the manner laid down in the State
statute and counsel is to be engaged
for the purpose of attempting to
legalize the advertising as 1t has now
been published.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-12
Firm Forgives Employee
Who Stole 5000 from II

JERSEY CITY, Sept 12.-Judge Sui
Ivan yesterday passed the following
sentences.
William Mulligan, larceny, county
penitentiary, nine months; Albert
Rose. larceny. formerly in State
prison. was sent back there for not
less than eighteen months nor more
than seven years; Charles Meyer, an
accomplice of Rose, was given nine
months in the county penitentiary;
Martin Genari procuring, State
prison, eighteen months to seven
years; Martin Tonsing, grand larceny,
sentence suspended and probation on
condition he take the pledge. He
stole 5000 from New York firm
given him for the pay of employees
in Bayonne. The firm pleaded for
him and, being a first offender. Glenn
encY was extended.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-12
Man With Ten Children
Is Granted a Divorce

JERSEY CITY, Sept, 12.-"Ten,
that's ALL"
That was the reply made by George
Schlink. of Van Houten street, Pat
erson. when asked by Advisory Mas
ter Rosenberg in Chancery Court, this
city, pending a suit for divorce from
his second wife, as to how many
children he had by his first wife. He
was prompt in answering the ques
ton of the advisory master.
Schlink declared his first wife died
in August, 1907. Eight months later
he married his present wife, who he
accuses of desertion. She said she
couldn't get along with his ten chill
dren. Mrs. Schlink blamed her hus-
band. She claimed he treated her
cruelty and that he was addicted 70
LIQUOR.
Schlink vehemently denied such an
accusation. but the advisory master
after listening to me testimony of a
score of witnesses on both sides in the
suit for divorce. unhesitatingly adj
vised a decree of divorce In favor of
Schlfnk.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-12
Impatient Friends Call
for Cutley's Appointment

JERSEY CITY, Sept. 12.-Friends
of Counselor George E. Cutley
are wondering when Prosecutor
Robert s. Hudspeth is going to an
nounce the formers appointment as
first assistant prosecutor. 1t has been
known for some time that Counsellor
Cutley is slated for the appointment
and the delay In making it Is causing
Mr.. Cutley's friends some worriment.
Practically every Democrat of in
fiuence in Hudson County is on record
as favoring Mr.. Cutley, and in addi-
ton to this he has the support of
Senators Hughes and MARITIME and
Congressman Kinkead, Hamill and
Eagan.
Joseph p. Tumulty, private secre-
tary to President Wilson, Is also back
ing Cutley. who was his partner when
Tumulty was practising law in this
city.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-12
Home After Queer Absence
to Answer Contempt Charge

JERSEY CITY Sept 12.-Herman
Eggers, of S73 Communipaw avenue,
a West Side ice dealer. for whom his
family and residents have been
searching since August z. has APP
peared in his old haunts here. He
said he had enjoyed a trip to
Germany and admitted he had not
notified any of his acquaintance be-
fore his departure. His business was
conducted during his queer absence
by his son. He admits he had a
considerable sum of money with
him. The son knew nothing about
the whereabouts of his father. He
takes the trip as a joke.
Judge Warren, of the First Criminal
Court, doesn't look at 1t in the same
light. Before Eggers disappeared
Judge Warren had issued a subpoena
for him to appear in his court to an
swer a charge of having violated a
minor city ordinance.
Judge Warren has issued a bench
warrant on a charge of contempt of
court.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-12
Hague Protests Against
Personal Tax Methods

JERSEY CITY, Sept 12.-Direc-
tor Frank Hague, of the depart
ment of public safety, at the meeting
today of the Board of Commissioners,
entered protest against the methods
pursued by the collector of personal
tax. He charged that the collectors
were offensive to citizens and that
they made extraordinary efforts to
collect the money due because they
receive a percentage of the amounts
collected. He went on record as be-
ing against the system and said per-
sonal tax should be abolished.
Director of Finance and Revenue
Brensinger regarded the protest as a
criticism of his department and he
defended the men who are doing the
collecting, declaring they were merely
carrying out the provisions of the
law,