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The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10
Rather Hot Shot for Doctor.

This incident is related OF a Scotch
doctor. new to the gun. who adven
tured upon days notwithstanding.
Chased by the ferrets, bunny was q
rather Quick.moving target. and the
medico was not meeting with the sue
cess he anticipated.
Hang II all. mani" he exclaimed
impatiently. to the keeper who accom-
panied him, these beasts are toe
quick for me-"
Aye, doctor" the pawky keeper re
Piled; but we surely didna expect
them tae lie still like yer patients till
We kill them"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10
Silencer.

DR.. Henry Van Dyke, the distin.
guished clergyman, has a neat way
OF silencing the censorious.
At luncheon in Princeton a Ger.
tain bishop was being discussed, and
a visitor said:
Il don't like the bishop. He Is too
much a man OF the world for me-"
Quite So" DR.. Van Dyke retorted
quickly; but which world, this or the
next?"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10
In the Midst Of LUXURY.

you have everything that wealth
can buy, haven't your"
Yes" replied Mr.. Dustin Stax. But
1t don't seem fair that l should have
worked so hard to get all these things
while the butler and footman and
maids enjoy them free"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10
Inherited.

Was there ever an informer in
your family?"
What do you mean by such dues.
ton as that, sir?'
II noticed that your baby is In.
cllned to be squealer."
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10
Perennial.

mo corn today?" growled the star
boarder.
Out OF season. said the landlady.
Everything is out OF season at some
time"
Except the prune."
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10
Seemingly Good Evidence.

is your son happily masried?" Eyes
I'm afraid he is. I've done my best
TO convince him that she isn't worthy
OF him. but he won't believe me"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10

ALFALFA IS. Timothy and Glover mixed
$3.50. Farms for sale and rent crop pay
ments. J. MULHALI. Sioux City, Ia Adv
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10

Engaged people are seldom as in.
sane as the neighbors think they are.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10

The sting OF defeat outlasts the
sweets OF victory.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10

II takes a sharp man to make teol
Of dull one.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10
Doubtful.

Have you a good cook now!-
Il don't know. haven't been home
since Observation-Disclosures Opinion.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1913-01-10
how THE TURKS
| CHECKED BULGARS
|pesperate Defense Of Adrianople
Saved the Capital.
Upset PLANS OF THE ALLIES
Frederick Palmer Tells Of the Furious
Fighting by the Ottoman Armies
! That Baked pemetrieH
and lvanoff.
ey FREDERICK PALMER.

staff Correspondent OF the Chicago
Reeord.HeraId In the Balkan War.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
EXHAUSTIVE ORATORY.

William T. Evans of Cincinnati is what might be termed exhaustive in his oratory. If he undertook to tell of an adventure with a taXicab chauffeur he would begin with Adam and finally reach the street crossing where yellow taxi No. ALA hit him.
 MT Evans was one of the principal speakers on the program of the Woman's Press club at the Waldorf one afternoon. One of the other gen. tlemen on the program was William A. Chase; the dean of American painters. MT. Chase occupied a seat upon the platform, somewhat to MT. Evans left.
 And so,' said MT. Evans, T believe that my conclusions are justified. I am sure that our dear friend, MT. Chase, will support me in this. Is not that so, MT. Chaser"
 Mir. Evans turned to gaze benignant- ly upon MT Chase. The feminine audi
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Heaviness of the Stomach from Undi gested Food Quickly Relieved, by
 Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet.

When you take food into 9 stomach tlic juices do not form fast enongh to digest it properly. So the food becomes our and at once begins to throw off gases. Your stomach becomes inflated just as surely as if you attached a toy balloon to a gas jet. Then the gases and foul odors issue forth and polute your breath. Your tongue quickly be- comes coated and you can taste the fOulness that is within you.
 Now all this condition is changed almost instantly by a Stuart's Dys- pepsia Tablet This little digester gets busy at once-supplies all the digestive elements that were lackiEg Eg-digests the food in a jiffy and sweetens and refreshes the mucous lining of the stomach and bowels and restores peace and content.
 One grain of a single ingredient in Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets will digest 5000 grains of food. This saves your stomach ard gives it the rest it needs All muscles require occasional rest If they are ever over-taxed The stomach is no exception to this rule.
 Try box of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tab lets and you will wonder how you ever got along without them. They are sold at 30 cents by all druggists every where.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Social CIuh Eormed.

During the past week a new social club was formed at the home of Mrs. NJ Mosbarger, residing southeast of town. Ire club adopted the name Of Arizona" and sessions are to be held every two weeks, on Wednesdays at 3 to o'clock D. m. The next meeting will be held at the home of Mrs A C. Ware, January 22. Mrs Irwin Burke was chosen president and Miss Nora McCabe secretary The members enrolled at the initial meeting were: Mrs Irwin Burke. Miss McCabe, Miss Ada Ware, Mrs Mos barger, Miss Ethel Mosbarger, Mrs H. MOsbarger, Miss Mildred Lacey, Mrs P. C. Lacey, Mrs. William Irwin, Mrs Ray Creed, Mrs. Emily Butler, Mrs l.. C. Burke, and Mrs. A s. Burke II win be the aim of the ladies to not only make the sessions a success socially. but to take up subjects that will prove instructive to all the members.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY
 BEATS HIS OWN WAY
Is Taken Into Custody There and Turned Over to Probation Of
 ficer Last Evening.

Leaving El PasO. Texas, but three days ago and arriving in Tempe yes Jerday morning without having spent a cent of money for transportation, is the record of 12-year-old Eusabio Torres. who was taken into custody by peace officers yesterday after noon at this place. The youth left Fl Paso without any money and reached Tempe in the same condi- ticu.
 According to the stocy the boy told he was deserted by his father in Fl Faso two years ago. Since that tune he has been employed as mes senger boy in d mercantile establish ment until he took his recent de parture His destination was Ray, Ariz.. where two brothers and a sis Ger reside.
 Owing to his youthfulness the of fIca-s decided that it would be best to turn him over to w. A. Canning. probation officer. who would look after his case. And consequently the boy was taken to Phoenix last even ing. where he will be cared for until some arrangement is made.
 Since the time his father left him who is now servng in the army in Old Mexico. the youth states that he has had an unceasing desire to reach his brothers and sister at Ray. And Us he had no money to defIay the eX- penses of travel he resorted to the rods and bumpers, very frequently used by youngsters of his age Witr the exception of his aputarance the youth was apparently little the worse | 7s u result of the ride and had he not been stopped in Tempe no doubt he would have reached his destina- tiOn some time today.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Resolutions of Coincidence.

Resolutions of condolence relative to the death of F. w Craig of this place have been issued as follows by the local order of WOodman Circle:
 Hali of Meda Grove, No. s.
 WoOdmar Circle
 Tempe Jan. 10, 1913. To the Worthy Guardian. Officers and Members of Meda Grove No. s: We. your committee. appointed to draft resolutions of condolence to Sovereign Craig in the loss of her be- loved husband. beg to report as fol lows:
 Whereas. It has pleased the AL mighty God ir His infinite wisdom to take from Sovereign Mary E. Craig her beloved husband, and from the community a loved and useful citizen; therefore. be it
 Resolved That while we bow to His will who doeth all things well,
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
COULD SHOUT FOR JOY.

T want to thank you from the bottom of my heart" wrote c. B. Rader, of Lewisburg, w. Va, for the wonderful double benefit 1 got from Electric Bitters, in curing me of both a severe case of stomach trouble and of rheumatism from which I had been. an almost help less sufferer for ten years. It suit ed my case as though made just for me" For dyspepsia, indigestion, jappdice, and to rid the system of kidney poisons that cause rheuma- tism, Electric Bitters have TO su
 perior Try them. Every bottle is guaranteed to satisfy Only 50 cents at all druggists s-Advertisement.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
PREFERRED MATR|MONY
 ID TERM IN PRISON
Cupid lakes a Hand in Criminal Proceedings Instituted in the
 Mesa Justice Court.

One can never tell where Cupid will bob up and take an important rar; ID the affairs of men and women A couple Of months since Luisa SaIcido filed complaint in justice court that one Ramon tigueroa had stolen tw, or her gold Gings and left the vicin- lty. She wanted the rings. and evi dtntlN she wanted the man. Con stable Burton was given the warran and few days ago learned that t1gueroa could be found at Buckey 2. Monday he went down to the lower country and brought his man ba K to Phoenix. Yesterday morning if- gueroa Was brought into court and vas accompanied by the complaining witness. The lady made d fair p.op- osition to the man-he could keep the rings and she would not prosecute. if he would marry her. Figueroa said he Was not anxious to marry. but rather than have any trouble he would try the matrimonial yoke The brde-to-be Was q most attractive and likeaDle looking young pe san and Ramon thought that she looked better than the inside of d jail Ar engagements were made with Justice Irwin to telephone for the licensr and perform the ceremony at < o'clock last night, that being the ear
 Hest that license could be obtained In order that the county might be protected in the matter of expenses for Figueroa's A rest, the groom paid all costs that had been incurred When asked why she wanted to mar ry the man who took her rings Luisd said naively. Because 1 love
 him
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Planning for Meet.

The first interscholastic track meet of the season will be held next Sat urday afternoon on the normal grounds between the Tempe High representatives and those of the teachers school. Interest in track work this year by both the schools is considerably increased over that of last year, possibly because the an nual conference meet between all of the schools of the valley which is to be held in Phoenix on the first day of February, is so near at hand.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Monthly Meeting.

The monthly meeting of the board of trustees of the Tempe Union High school was held Monday evening in the office of the superintendent at the school Clearing the school Of all outstanding accounts accredited against it was the chief accomplish ment of the evening. And consid- ering the length of time it required to finish the job the members pro- claim that enough for one nights work
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Take Part in the Movies.

Two Mesa young men will take part in the making of moving pictm e films They are G. F.. Brown and Jack 0Shorty) LangfOrd. MT. Brown is a bronco buster, long employed al the D. H. Kleinman stables Mesa, and the man who won several prem iums for Mir Kleinman at the state fair Shorty is also rides' from away back, and the two will do the wild west stunts in front of the mOV ing picture machine for Los An geles company. The experience will be an interesting one, as the boys will get plenty of travel and lots of excitement Ii is not unlikely that Mesa patrons of the Coliseum may have an opportunity of seeing the boys in wild west pictures some months later.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
CUT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING

w. H. Chapman. Winnebago, Neb. tells how he did it. My two children had a very bad cough and the doc tors medicines did them no good. got a bottle of Foleys Honey and Tar Compound, and before it was all used the children were free and cured of their cough l saved a doc tors bill for one 25c bottle of Fo- ley's Honey and Tar Compound" No opiates. For sale by Elvey and Hu lett druggists advertisement
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

w. R. Fox. 195 w Washington St, Noblesville. Ind. says After sui fering many months with kidney trouble, after trying other remedies and prescriptions, l purchased a box of Foley Kidney Pills. which not only did me more good than any other remedies ever used, but have posi- lively set my kidneys right. Other members of my family have used them with similar results" Take at the first sign of kidney trouble For sale by Elvey & Hulett, druggists Advertisement.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of K. Urasaki, deceased. Notice is hereby given by the under signed administrator of the Estate of K Urasaki deceased, to the creditors of and all persons having claims against the said deceased, to exhibit them, with the necessary vouchers. within four months after the first pub lication of this notice to the said ad ministrator at 929 w. Adams St, Phoe- nix. Arizona, the same being the place for the transaction of the business of said estate in said County of Marico- pa.
 A. H MCCLELLAN, Administrator of the Estate of k. Ura- saki, deceased.
 Dated this 23rd day of Dec. A. D. 1912.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

we extend to SOVoeien Craig our heartfelt sympathy in this her hour of bereavement and loss. and drop a tear Of sorrow for the departed. And be il fu ther
 Resolved, That these resolutions be spread upon the minutes of the Grove, cc.4y be sent to Sovereign Craig and that d copy be given to the daily papers for publication
 NJ. H. MEYER,
 DEAN r. DICKINSON,
 Committee
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
TakInd q Holiday.

Postmaster Newell yesterday after noon threw aside his fountain pen and announced that he was going to Phoenix. the mails could go hang for one day Accompanied by his brother, Thomas Newell, who is here nsom Oklahoma. the postmaster went to the capital to ride on d street car and talk politics with Colonel Jim Me Clintock, the Phoenix postmaster
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

ence rustled expectantly and craned it's several rounded necks to behold MT Chase
 MT. Chase, head slightly upon one side and eyes closed, slept sweetly on. "Ah-pooo," MT. Chase breathed soft y through his parted lips.-The Argo- naut.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Initiated Two.

Robert Bowen and T. C. Taylor were given the rank of Page in Damon Lodge. No 19. Monday night Installation of officers having gone over for another week There was large attendance at the lodge con- Vention and the young men we're put through in style. Next Monday night the newly elected officers will be in stalled by Deputy Grand Chancellor Frank W. Gerny
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
ESCAPED AFTER FIFTEEN YEARS

W. P BrOyles made successful escape after fifteen years of suffer ing from kidney and bladder troubles. Foley Kidney Pills released him and will do just the same for others. He says: They cured a most severe backache with painful bladder ire gularties, and they do all you claim for them" Refuse substitutes. For sale by Elvey & Hulett, druggists Advertisement.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
NEWS IN BRIEF.

Nj. J. DJugherty is planning the erection of a new office building cn ms lot just south of the opera house.
 Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Rogers are the happy parents of a boy baby. wnich was born Monday
 Painters are putting the finishing coats or paint on the new residence of MT. and Mrs. L'W D-ews. To- cated just south of the Valley Lum- per Companys place Of business
 The town council was in session yesterday afternoon for the transac- ton of unfinished business left over from the last meeting.
 The many friends of O. s. Stapley are glad to see him around town again. MT. Stapley hopes that the last sick spell enabled the doctors to find and remove the cause that had been putting him to bed 50 often within the past few yea. $.
 Mir W. A Coffmon is having a siege with Ia grippe and doesn't like the experience.
 A meeting of the local W. C. T. L was held at the home of Mrs. s w J. Bowen yesterday afternoon and vas well attended
 Peter ]. Myhand, veterinarian and promoter of fruit contracts, visited ir Mesa this week. His headquarter. % nov at Los Angeles.
 A letter received from Mrs Beulat Cosper gives the information that s.A, and MT. Cosper are residing in F. Paso and that they are both pleased with the town. MT. Cosper has quit the cattle company he was working for and is again in stOte Fol several months he was manager O. the Vance Bros. grocery department Mesa. and has many friends nere
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
HINTS FOR HoUsEkEEPERs

Keep FOley's Honey and Tar Com pound always on hand, and you can quickly head off a cold by it's prompt use It contains no Opiates, heals and soothes the inflamed air passages, stops the cough and may save a big doctors bill. In the yellow package. Sold by Elvey & Hulett, druggists Advert rtiSement
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

Take the direct road" to health and strength by using Foley Kidney Pills for backache, rheumatism, weak, sore kidneys and bladder irregulari- ties. Each ingredient is chosen for it's positive healing and curative qualities. Foley Kidney Pills are the best medicine you can buy for kidney and bladder troubles. Mrs. J. NJ. Findley, Lyons, Ga says: T took Foley Kidney Pills and they entirely cured me" For sale by Elvey 6, Hulett, s.-Advertisement.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Canpaigr Starts Today.

Beware of the safety of Fido from this date on. Marshal Browning pro- poses to start an active campaign this morning against all dogs not beat ing tag certifying that a license has been paid for by their owner Tags may still be secured from the mar shal upon receipt of the proper sum if such is lacking.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Well Represented.

Tempe is we'll represented at the sixteenth annual convention of the American National Live Stock Asso- citation. which opened in Phoenix yes terday Cattlemen Of hereabout are greatly enthused over the event.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Insnector in Tempe.

Postoffice Inspector C. F. Dutton Of san Francisco. Cal, spent yesta" day in Tempe looking over the work in the office. Some time was also spent Cn the new city delivery route with the carrier, with the possible result that one or two- slight changes may be made.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

mean stuffy cold, with hoarse wheezy breathing, is just the kind that runs into bronchitis or pneu- mOnia. Don't trifle with such serious conditions, but take Foley's Honey and Tar Compound promptly. Quick and beneficial results are just what you can expect from this great medicine. It soothes and heals the unframed air passages It stops the hoarse, rack ing cough. For sale by Elvey & Hulett, druggists s.-Advertisement.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Spineless Cactus.

Mrs L. A. Clements who has q dese,t land location southeast Of Mesa and just north of the Queen creek country was in Phoenix on Monday investigating the spinelesa cactus She reports that MT Page WhO has q spineless cactus garden near the county seat. lost many of his rants by reason of the last cold wave. However, she has few plants that were sent from California and these will be eXperimented with in the section where she resides.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
TamaIe Supper,

The ladies of St Mary's church Of this place are making preparations to serve a supper in the basement of the church next Sunday evening. Mu sic will be furnished during the course of the evening by a Spanish orchestra.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
LECTURE POSTPONED ONE WEEK

The lecture announced for Friday ev- ening next by General A. j. Sampson, will be postponed one week The gen eral is suffering from an attack of grippe.-AdVertisem
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

Our observation is that it depends a good deal upon what a woman has to wear whether she thinks it her duty to go to a schoOlmate's wedding.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
From New Mexico.

Eugene Monohan of Las Cruces, N. M, arrived in Tempe yesterday morn ing to. spend a few days making an inspection of land values in the val ley.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Quickly Dispels
 Stomach Distress
Whatever the Trouble, it Disappears in Five Minutes After Taking
 Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet.

All of the unpleasant sensations att tendant upon eating too heartily are almost instantly relieved by Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Business Visitor.

Attorney E. E. Goodwin of Phoe- nix vas 9 business visitor on the SOuthSde yesterday
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

The Valley Flour Mill of Phoenix will give prizes for best bread and cake baked with Blue Ribbon and Daisy flour, exhibits to be judged at Woman's club, Saturday evening at 6:30.-Ad- Vertisement. bm
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

WOmans club bread and cake bak- ing contest. Judging Saturday evening at club mS.-AdVertiSement. bm
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
TEMPE

Horace B. Griffen, agent for Tempe will care for news, sub scrlptions and advertising in
 the Tempe department. Office | with A. Nelson & Co.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

Register now for the baking contest bm
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
Y0UNG>z 3@ 9 MgDTEsFRS/Ff

No young woman, in the joy Of coming motherhood. should neglect to prepare her system for the physi- cal ordeal she is to undergo. The health of both herself and the coming child Cz9euds largely upon the care she bestows upon herself during the waiting months. Mothers Friend prepares the expectant mothers sys- tam for the coming event, and its use makes her comfortable during all the term. It works with and for nature, and by gradually expanding all tis- sues. muscles and rendOns, involved, and keeping the breasts in good con- d-tion. brings the woman to the crisis ju splendid physical condition. The Laby. too, is more apt to be perfect and strong where the mother has thus prepared herself for natures supreme function. No better advice could be given young expectaEt mother than that she use Mothers F-iend; 1t is a medicine that has proven it's value iu thousands Of
 eases, a,sssa ;. Ao52e1,s s8I6 s5 vEnTgzERS cruz stores. SS & gE aE-aTxa Write for free C:EIa 7gAk4ISN Look for expect
 ant mothers which contains much valuable information, and many sug. gest.ols O. 2 helpful nature.
 gEkDF'>LD REGULATOR CG.. Aslarts- Ga-
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15
SOUTH :: SIDE :: NEWS
MESA

MT Gibbons at EverybOdy's Drug store will care for subscriptions, advertising, and ews of the Mesa department. Phone 291 and p R.
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

See Womans club committees for registration in Valley Flour Mills bread and cake baking contest-Advertise-
Arizona republican., 1913-01-15

5u thUusanGs OT
 cases. Mother s Friend Ls sold at cru [ s { c r Q s. Write for free Look for expect