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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

A soft answer never turns away
book agent.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

Mamma" said little Gertrude, who
lived In a fiat, somebody is going to
have boiled cabbage for dinner"
How do you know" asked her
mother.
trude.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

The kicker is bad enough, but he
has several advantages over the man
who whines.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

Every new reporter IL strons on
weekend personals. ="
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

Anyway, a married man doesn'
have to worry: he knows the worst.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

I
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF
BABES.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

And many a man who tries to live
right gets left.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

spotted.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

A little learning Is almost as dan.
gerous as a little widow.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

When she expresses a wish he,
husband, usually has to pay tn,
freight.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06


. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. .
A fool and his money are soon
spotted.
And many a man who tries to live
right gets left.
A little learning is almost an dan
gerous as a little widow.
Theory is all right in its way. but
1t won't wash dishes.
Blessed is the womna who can get
along on a short allowance.
Many a woman has been able to
reform a man by keeping him
guessing.
One enemy will give a man more
free advertising than a dozen friends.
When she expresses a wish her
husband usually has to pay the
freight.
Anyway, a married man doesn't
have to worry; he knows the worst.
The kicker is bad enough, but he
has severa advantages over the man
who whines.
A soft answer never turns away a
book agent.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

He was a Scottish advocate, and in
his pleading he had several times
pronounced the word enough. as
If it were "enow."
"Mr. =" the Judge. remarked at
length. "in England we sound the
'ough' as 'ufr-'enuff,' not now"
"verra weel. ma lord" continued
the self-possessed pleader, "of this
we have said enuff; and I come. ma
lord to the subdivision Of the land
in dispute. 1t was apportioned, ma
lord. into what in England would be
called a pluffland-a pluffland being
as much land as a Pullman can pluff
in n day, and pluffmen-'
But his lordship could not Withstand
the ready repartee. and burst into a
laugh, saying:
'enow' Of the Scottish language to
understand your argument. ."-satur-
day Evening Post.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

Theory is all right in its way, bu
it won't wash dishes.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

One enemy will give a man more
free advertising than a dozen friends
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS. .
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

Many a woman has been able to
reform a man by keeping him
guessing.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06

Blessed is the womna who can get
along on a short allowance.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-09-06
><l
Laugh With Us
Little Stories That Have
Nade Many Smiles.

A young mar walking through a
foreign quarter stopped with an
amused smile in front Of a small eat
ing place. the window Of which had
a sign, Lam Stew" The proprietor
from his doorway. asked what the
Joke was, and the young fellow ex-
planned about the missing "b" In
lamb" The next day he found that
while the bill Of fare had changed,
the spelling lesson had not been for
gotten. The proprietor was now Of
fering "clamb chowder."-Everybody's
Magazine.
AS a lecturer on his experiences
Archibald Forbes was very popular,
and he was fond Of recountinG an ex-
perience Of his debut in that capac-
ity at Leven, Fifeshire. As the story
has not been told in the papers 1t
may be conveniently done now. With
a humping heart the new lecturer
appeared at the hall door shortly be-
fore the starting time at 8 o'clock.
great audience on his way to the
platform, he asked the hall keeper
to conduct him to a side door. I'VE
medina mind" replied that fuoction-
airy, not unkindly, there's no crood!""
When Forbes entered the hall he had
to admit that the keeper was quite
correct. After q bit, however. q man
strolled in and calmly proceeded to
choose a seat. It seems he was a
commercial traveller, putting up at
the place for the night, who had found
si%s banging asan cd heavily F on his .s hand T.
the audience" "Wili you have the
lecture. or will you have a drink"
IA drink" said the traveller.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11
Special Cheap Tickets
TO the Far West and Northwest

Cheap railroad tickets to most
every place in the west and North
west: also california, Oregon and
Washington. Great chance to go out
there at small cost. Good cars TO ride
in that go right through; good COM
pany and lots to see. Greatest coun-
try on earth. and big chances to get a
start and make money. You tell me
ON postal card what country you
would like to visit and l will tell you
all about the cheap railroad tickets,
the trains, and just how to go. And
/ will send you maps and pictures Of
the country too. they will cost you
nothing That's what l am paid for
by the Railroad Company, to give
you Information and help you go right
4. l.. Brown, Tray. Pass Agent, c.
p. x @. r. r., S23 Main street, Kan
Sas city, Mo,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

/ orn Kansas, the oklahoma city Gas
company for business iu oklahoma
| CiW rut always ana ever the hand,
the black hand of tho United Gas
Improvement company can be seen
ana when you 20 % trace the stock
ownership son win nnd that the pol
lg.,s of AN the companies are dictat-
ga hy throe men who meet every
Thursday More thJn that you viii
nud that the price of gas is cuutroll-
ed D.. those same three men, that the
people of AN the United states pay
tribute 90 those men and their allies
This .s The bunch which Is trying 10
goublc up all Of the OH bearing ter
rIturg iu this state. with the meek
ness of Uruh llocp, with the unctlous
afr of philanthropy which chWacter-
il,s every attempt 10 rob the people
of The things which the All Hail and
Master 0f Things gave them, this out
90 colhs the attempted steal Of nat
uru rights with the plea that it is
conserving thc rights of the farmer
and the mborlug man and the mcr-
chant and all other classes. They are
not foollng anybody The farmer
knows that the average production Of
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

The oklahoma legislator. is going
into history likewise and also tho
multitude Of charges. counter charg-
es, determinations and recrimina'ions
with apparently little n any hope oi
the people getting the chance 10 de-
terrnlne whether they are true or
false
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

Fill in your name and address
on the blank lines below. cut out
and mail the coupon to The Foso
Company 1851 Foso Bldg. Cincin-
natl. Ohio. Enclose 10 cents In
stamps or silver as an evidence of
good faith and to help cover
packing. postage. etc. A full s1.0O
regular size package Of Foso will
then be sent YOU at once by mail.
prepaid, absolutely free.
Name. ............. II. + d..
Street ........... P.O.Box 80.
city ........i.. State .....
(Give fun address. Write plainly
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

Hobart Ok,o. y.m entertain tbo Ii-
|,uuiel st5te ,onv.,,ia. of lV,odrnsp
/ of tla World and lyo.5mon Clr.Io
eight hundred comps I'm Inc stato ana
Ias each rarp .vIl b.ye ono ar moro
delegates ana nv r,py .lt,rp,t,s an
Attendance or ,bout one. tbous,pd 10
fifteen hundred 10 Insured.
I Women OF Rla,lsucl. whore n
spirited ana enthusiastic revival ia I'm
proprcss. arc holding prayer meetings
I'm places Of vice I'M maj civ. The
police Of the city ore ON hand 10 see
pr,gcnce has not been needed. and IA
Is tbourbt much good WIN result from
tho uo,tinps.
II. O. Jcfrrlcs. editor of the Nova
"a Daily Advertiser ana member Of
the Republican state committee. has
lost the appointmeut as postmaster
Of that town. Mrs lydia Dodson. a
.s.stor-In-law of Secretary George H.
Dodeon. of the state committee. rs 10
receive the appointment her name
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11
City NEWS

BERT DAVIS, formerly connected
with the county clerks oice here, re-
turned last night from Columbus, KS,
whore he attended the funeral of his
sister.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11
STATE NEWS AND COMMENT

..-'., "'" r.. "I'U u,,,Io,. n.,,I, tno honaiino
~, .,,,, ,csatr'. 49, ,vaatir,,
''
''''
Ih' iW'i'h ani'ua' co"N'"uoi VI
Wlll he held at the Lee-iiuckihs ho''I
IN oNi"holna 'I'S To-Day
John \. Carroll, federal supcrin-
tendcnt of the Osages upon his own
request has been transferred from
pawhuska to IT. Apache, Ariz.
Unknown porsons oiled ana burned
tbr nest house in Ardmoro saturday
+, prr,rnt r,tiepts from bclug taken
rr,r, n.ss.nper trains and ou,rau-
rp,d i'm tb,t civ
-
pcuuon in bankruptcy has been
states district court AGAINST $ Ilcc-
ham and brother engaged in mcrcan-
tile busiprss I'm oklahoma CITY.
p,,,husl,, has asked for and may
so,n receive free mail delivery nm
msp,ctor having been ordered to that
place from washington for the pur-
raport to the officials.
-
The SMALLPOX situation i'm Hugo,
ol,I,. TO date is number Of deaths.
DO. numbcr Of eases in city. 5i
There has hen no appearance OF the
malady I'm new quarters and It is
Thought the conditions are now well
The Ninita BOY Scouts Of troop No.
. are planning to build a lodge on
Cabin creek. near that city. To which
thcy win make weekly hikes and
which will be the scene Of many
camping parties in vacation and at
holiday times.
The city park board Of Guthrie is
receiving bids for the drilling of a
tbr,s thousand foot well in that CITY
Guihri, is much interested i'm the
,,i,i,, ,f nm oil exnert who recently
made the statement that from surface
Indications tho CITY is built over a
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11
No More Gray Hair.

Foso Hair and Scalp Remedy brings
your hair. back to its natural co.or'
gloss and vigor It is not a dye, but
true hair food that destroys the
cause of the trouble and assists ma
ture to supply the pigment or coloring
matter. Why look old before your
tirnn0
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11
COURT NOTES


IN THE DISTRICT court yesterday
Jessie Johnson filed suit against AL
len Johnson, ct al TO quiet title on
some Tulsa county property.
HENRY SI%KILLER, arrested
few days ago at BiXby on a charge Of
disturbing the peace, pleaded guilty
before Justice Slack yesterday and
was fined $40, which he paid and was
released.
ALLEGING THAT the plaintiff
company has been taking oil from
land that was rightfully hers by in
heritance, for the past five years.
without remunerating her, Alice Flint
filed suit in the District court yester-
day against the Gypsy Oil company
for 100000 damages.
FRANK HAIKEY yesterday filed
in the Superior court an answer to the
petition Of Maurice Valentine, Who Is
suing Haikey and other heirs Of
Nancy Haikey for possession of the
Hailley homestead. Frank Haikey
sets forth that he was the husband
of thed eaceased and is the sole and
rightful heir and is entitled to pos
session Of the property.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

why doesn't pr. Cook exhibit a
chunk of the North Pole as the orig
inal parcel post?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11
Falling Hair l. Sick Hair.

Foso makes hair healthy. stops
falling hair and positively promotes
new growth on bald spots Natural
color is brought back. dandruff. van
ishes. scalp sores and itching are no
more. Germs hidden under scale or
dandruff. that are sapping the life of
the hair. are destroyed and health
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

The new consumption cure would
be as welcome if it applied to beet
and biscuit.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

No. Mabel, Turkish baths are not
popular with the Bulears but Tur-
kish trophies are.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

Remember the Commercial Club
luncheon today at the Brady hotel.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

District Attorney Whitman is at
tracing almost as much attention as
Hon. Frank h. Curry
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

Remarkable Action of Foso.
Its object is not merely in bringing
back the hair to the natural shade of
youthful days, but in developing n
luxuriant, silky, strong, beautiful
growth Of hair.
The hair roots and glands are treat
ed scientifically, and the best possible
results are attained. The Foso treat
ment is directed at causing the hair
To darken gradually and improving
health and vigor.
Foso gets at the trouble by assist
ing nature to produce a healthy con-
dition of the parts that come into play
in supplying the nutriment oils and
properly distributing them.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

The pulse Of Turkey so far seem.
to have been a kind Of ropulso.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

There sul seems to Doe a lot Of
meat in that Washington pork bar
rel.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

Many men know to their sorrow
that gray hair is n handicap when
men who appear much younger are
chosen for positions. These men may
be older. but they don't look IT, Gray
hair makes a man look old before his
time. Women know that beautiful
hair is their crowning glory The nat
ural youthful color is always the most
beautiful and attractive; the beach
ed. faded or streaked hair is an alb
ominatiun-a mistake.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11
Remarkable Action of Foso.

and vigor of the hair renewed. Just
try II and prove IT,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

DON'T SUFFER- IT Is NOT NECEs.
SARY RuB NJ ~ WELL NIGHT AND
MORNING AND / WILL SURE CURE YOU
OF LUMBAGO.
The Little poctor." Mac Laren's Mus.
tard Cera,e applied locally gives quick re
lief 20 Lame Back. Lumbaxo. Congestion of
lungs. Sore Throat Headaches. Cold in
Head. Plcurisy. Stiffness Of Joints and Sore
Muscles in no time. Mac Laren's Mustard
Cerate is absolutely harmless 10 the skin
will not irriiate. one jar will convince you
OF its superiority above all other remedies
for the cure of bad colds AZ all good drug
gists. 25c and 50c jars. Free Sample sent
postpaid. Mac Laren Dug Co. Cleveland
Ohio. aud Los Angeles Cal
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11
NO MORE GRAY
OR FADED HAIR
Hair Stops Falling New Hair Grows Out Dandruf and Itching
Disappear. Gray or Faded Hair is Brought Back
10 its Natural Color

Don't Fill the Coupon
Glow Mai for FulSizc Package That
PLoNcE EXcry
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

The city park board Of Guthrie is
receiving bids for the drilling Of a
three thousand foot well in that city
Guthrie is much interested in the
opinion of an oil expert who recently
made the statement that from surface
the city is built over a
rich pool of oil
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11
Painted Hair is worse Than Gray Hair

Don't make the costly mistake of
relying on hair stains. dyes. bleaches
dyeiEg combs, etc The dyes soon
wash off, the hair has been merely
painted or coated and injured. Many
times they leave ugly streaks of
strange shades.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

The Ninita BOY Scouts Of troop No.
. are planning to build a lodge on
Cabin creek. near that city, TO which
they viii make weekly hikes and
which will be the scene OF many
camping parties in vacation and at
holiday times.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

The common school examinations
throughout oklahoma have been set
for April 1911 and May 60. accord
ing 10 announcement OF state super
iutcndcnt X. H. Wilson The cXamin-
ations are for eighth grade pupils,
and will be conducted by the county
of each county.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-02-11

The smallpox situation in Hugo,
Okla, to date is. number Of deaths,
%; number Of cases in city, 5i.
There has ben no appearance of the
mahdy I'M new quarters and It is
thought the conditions are now well
in hand
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-22
n Years Ago To day
From The Herald This Date 1898.

Mrs. Phil H Curran went to Las
Cruces this morning over the Santa
Fe.
The Rose Stnlman Stock company
came in on the 7. P this morning from
the east
T E. Hunt. commercial agent Of
the Southern Pacific, came in today
from the west.
Superintendent Hartman, of the Mex
lean Central, went south on the Next
can Central today.
Mr.. Beasley, who owns big
sheep ranch in the organ mountains,
went nouh this morning.
Yesterday was pay day on the Mexi-
can Central and the employees on this
side of the river had to go to Juarez
TO get their "dObes."
County surveyor Parker mas recently
returned from the FL PasO county sui
phur mines, at point near Guadalupe,
on the Pecos Valley railway.
Walter Long and his bride returned
by way Of the G. H. today, from Gin
cinnatL He was recently married IN
that city to Miss Rebecca HarcOurt.
The Temple Aid society of Mt Sinai
congregation realized over $500 from
its tableclOth and napkin distribution,
the large tableclOth going to Mrs. L
n He'll
1t was given out yesterday that all
those desiring to lay off from the work
TO do so. The employees were divided
in regard to the holiday.
Some 80 young people enjoyed the
3. Y p u. social given by Mrs hurry,
on San Antonio, last evening. The fol-
lowing took part in the program: MI
Williams, Miss Alma Jones, Mrs. Mag
81, Miss hurry and Mrs. Ball
A meeting Of Republicans was held
at Union Labor hall last evening, Cor
the purpose of formulating an organ
izatiOn to look after the spring cleo
ton The following were present:
J. W Lucas, J. I. Crosby jr-, J. J. T
Armstrong. W. NJ Mccoy. c. NJ Murray,
Frank Coffin and A L. Roy.
The many friends of Sam Bridgers,
assistant to auditor Conner Of the f. p.
& n E. road, were greatly surprised
this morning when he announced mis-
intention Of getting married this even
ing, at the home Of the brides mother,
on Missouri street. to Miss Nettie Wan
chOpe- Rev. Mr. Schultz will Officiate-
Positive Information has been re-
ceiVed that work on the projected cut
off south of the city will be com
menced at once and pushed rapidly un-
til completed The projected work
will cost about $4,000. One-half of the
expense to be paid by Fl PasO city and
county and the other by the Mexican
government.
Arbor day and the anniversary Of
George WashingtOn's birthday were
both observed in a fitting manner in
this city Flags were flying from the
tops Of all tall buildings in FL PasO
and from the pole in the plaza Arbor
day was generally observed over the
city by citizens who planted many
trees, shrubs and flowers.
Miss Leila TrumbuH entertained de-
lightfully at cards yesterday at the
home of her mother, on MagOffin ave-
nUc. Prizes were awarded to Miss
Bewley and Mrs. 4. P. Coles. Those
present were: Mesdames W. D.
Howe. J. Z Williams, W. H Burgess,
W. r. Brown, J. A MurdOck, A P.
Coles. J. N. Dean, H. 5. Beach and Tan
ner; Misses Reese, LOOMS, Pollard,
Logan, Bewley, Paddock, Maule and
Sexton.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-22
Georges Birthday
By walt Mason.

The great men come and pranee a
while. and do their stunts and chOrtle;
we watch their curves, admire their
stvle. and say they are immortal. But
when they're laid beneath the grass
our memories are rOtten!-befOre a few
brief seasons pass the great men are
forgotten. The shining lights who died
last year from human minds have flick
cred, and new immortals gambOl here
where t'others toiled and diekered. That
fame must like the rock be made if n
has safely Travelled adOwn the length
of a decade and is not ripped or raveled,
IT'S given to but few to forge death
less reputation like that of our immortal
George, the father of the nation His
shining virtues still engage the orator
and writer: till time shall end each pass
ing age will make the story brighter. In
countless schools we teach the youth for
helpful facts inquiring. that Washing
tom means honor. truth, and all that's
worth admiring. In countless homes his
pictured face is viewed with veneration;
one man who never knew disgTace-the
father of the nation One man whose
glory bears no stain-what cOnqueror' 5
can match It Beat at his white renown
in vain, Time, with your little hatehet!
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-22

craftsmanship and shoulder-straps to
acquire a deathless and inspiring birth
day.
II Washington had thought more about
the peril to wealth and business when
the revolution opened, he would have
STAYED on his plantation and let his
birthday 90 hang. If he had been a poll
tician he would have spent the winter
lobbying in Philadelphia instead OF
wrestling in prayer at Valley Forge. If
he had had a streak of yellow as mar
row as a piece of baby ribbon, he would
have used his influence to bring about
peace, with concessions, and would have
become 3 British duke instead of remain
ing the C1lv man in the country with
a price on his head If he had thought
OF his own prospects and fought IN his
own interests, he would have taken his
doll things back TO Virginia a dozen
times when the opposition. which was
snugly out OF range of the enemy. kept
hammering him. If he had had an itch
for glory. he would have pulled a few
wires and become a king. instead of be-
coming the president of a punk and
busted republic with a lot of "fine but
impossible theories and S1.75 in the
national treasury as assets.
But Washington didn't do any of these
things, and the result IS his birthday
gets more pOnderOus every wear. ant
England Is now going to put his head
IN Westminster Abbey. whereas 125
years ago she yearned to stick It on Il
pike on London bridge. It takes pain
and suffering and great bravery to ac-
GuTe 1.OOO.OOOOOO candle power birth
day which VIII illuminate history. and
most OF US sidestep the task-COpyrigh
ed by George Mathew Adams.