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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
NO NEED TO STOP WORK

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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18

the state in its attempt to recover $2S..
476 which. it is said. the general ap-
propriated from the funds Of the New
York State Monument association.
"Your sympathetic and patriotic ex-
'pressions do justice to your heart"
Mr.. Carmody says In reply. but they
do violence to the facts in. this case
General Sickles is being prosecuted by
the state Of New York for converting
to his own use the sum Of So. 476."
General Sickles was adjudged by
men who were his subordinates on the
battlefield or their sons to be unworthy
Of membership in the Loyal Legion, a
secret military organization. in 1911.
His application for membership was
met with a blackball, thus forever de-
priving him Of the privilege of belong
Ing to the organization. 1t was the
second time the veteran had sought ad
mittance to the Loyal Legion, but he
withdrew the other time. about nine
years ago, on the advice of his friends
1t seems from the result Of the re-
cent ballot that the animOsity stirred
up in the Loyal Legion at that time
has not died in the intervening years
Many more new members have been
accepted in the organization since 1902.
and necessarily they must have been
more or less unacquainted with the
feud that almost rent the New York
commandery Of the legion. However.
the humiliation later is more keen. if
the general wished to accept it so. than
it was in his former attempt. Then his
name was withdrawn because of the
storm it aroused; in the later attempt
the old warrior has been rejected abso,
lutely.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
AUTOMOBILE NOTES.
How to Keep Your Car In Good Condi.
ton at All Times.


To wash car properly with soap
first dissolve in a pail of water suffi-
cient soap to make good suds. Then
in the washing operation use the suds.
sopping it on from the sponge instead
of rubbing the soap on wet sponge
or, what is worse, rubbing it on the
surface of the car. Before applying
the suds the car should be rinsed thor
oughly with water. using gentle
stream. This is important, as all par
ticles of grit and dirt must be remov-
ed from the surface before applying
the sponge Apply the suds literally
where the parts are dirty; then rinse
off with clear water and fresh
sponge. flowing the water below the
sponge to insure that any grit and dirt
that may be left on the surface are
washed away before the sponge has a
chance to pick it up and scratch the
surface. After the final sponging the
surface should be dried with q clean.
wet chamois.
In washing the chassis the same
method is in order, except that it may
be necessary to use stronger suds.
Where cars are in use over oily or
muddy roads frequent washing is nee
essary, and this washing should be
done as soon as possible after the car
leaves the road. as when this oil or
mud dries on the car it is very difficult
to remove and will damage the var
nish it being impossible under certain
oil and mud conditions to remove all
the stains. In this connection 1t is
important that neither the bonnet nor
radiator is washed while it is hot, as to
do so will dull the luster, running it in
| very short time.
| Another point which should be given
attention is that the same sponge
should not be used for washing both
the body and the chassis. Both sponges
should be of the best quality. care be.
ing taken at all times to keep them
clean and in proper condition.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
SINGING MICE ARE FOUND.
Five Rodents at Harvard Trill Il
Grand Opera Tones.

Ragtime and grand opera by mice
soloists and choristers is the last word
in Harvard's world of psychology.
The songstcrs are in the care of
Charles Coburn. Harvards psycholog
ical expert. There are five of these
gifted mice. They IRE females. and
they come from New York Whether
they are the prima donna type or
whether they are merely of the Broad
way chorus girl type remains to be
seen.
A New Yorker found these mice, so
it is said, in his tool chest. He was
guided thence by the sound of their
piping. The canary-iike tone of their
voices prompted him to notify the Har
ward psychological department, which
referred the matter to Mr.. Coburn
The latter made trip to New York
and got the mice. Mr.. Coburn will try
to breed more singing mice by these
first ones.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
CHASES BUTTERFLY A YEAR.
EntomoIosist Encircles Globe to Cap
ture 6ombyx.

Entomolosist Encircles Globe to Cap
ture bombyx.
The story Of $4,000 mile chase for
a butterfly was told recently by Mrs.
William Carleton Yange. wife of an
English entomologist connected with
the French Institute of Entomology,
who is ON her way to New York to
join her husband.
Mrs. Yange said her husband went
from Vancouver via Canada after a
trip of $4,000 miles. begun solely for
the purpose of catching one butterfly.
an insignificant. long. red spotted bug
belonging to the bombyx family.
which is said to be nearly as numer,
Gus as the population Of China.
I'VE have been butterfly chasing
from Paris to Kioto." said Mrs. Yange.
land we got our little bombyx in the
garden Of Japanese gentleman's resi-
dence Mt Kioto after pursuing him
twelve months"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
HOW TO ENTERTAIN ON
ST. VALENTINES DAY.

A hostess who entertained for
a card club had these unique in
vitations. The meeting was on
Feb. IA. so in bright red envel-
opes she placed hearts of lurid
hue, on which she wrote: Hearts
are trumps. No previous attach
ments considered" The date.
hour. name and address follow
ed. She served ice cream hearts,
made by using heart shaped
cooky cutter, some iced with
pink and some with white. pale
green and lavender, all from
harmless colorings. The score
was kept by dropping candy mot
to hearts into Il silllen bag. cut
out heart shaped and made with
IL drawstring at the top. Gilt
hearts We're glued on the outside
of bags in the way of ornamental
ton. Cupids dressed in red tulle.
with gilt wings. were the place
favors. and red carnations were
the flowers used for the center
piece. and one for each guest was
laid by the plate.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
WAR ON TREE KILLING BEETLE
Secretary Of Agriculture Reports Cam
paign In Oregon.

The secretary of agriculture an
nounces that investigations conducted
in 1907 and 1910 to determine the con-
ditions on an area of more than 1,OOO.-
600 acres in northeastern Oregon show
ed that the killing of large number of
trees by the mountain pine beetle had
been going on in this area since 1905.
1t was estimated that 80 per cent of
the lod@epole pine on about 100000
acres and 30 per cent of the matured
lodgepole on 100000 acres of'the same
area had been killed. or Il total of over
S.OUN.0nD trees. 1t was also estimated
that 100000 yellow pine had been killed
by this beetle Ind that the invasion
was moving south and southeast into
the more valuable areas of yellow pine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18

MAJOR GENERAL SICKLES BEING ASSISTED
BY A POLICEMAN.
adversely all tumble upon the sensi-
bilities of one who reads of his latest
trouble
The major general has figured in va
rous affairs of hardship in the past
few years. He has been estranged
from his wife and son. Stanton, for a
long time and on several occasions has
been beset by suits for large sums Of
money which he had borrowed or con-
tracted in unfortunate business af-
fairs. Several times recently the great
collection of war trophies. paintings.
medals. arms. uniforms and other me-
mentos which enrich his house at %
Fifth avenue. New York, have been in
danger of attachment. Each time Mrs.
Sickles has come to the aid of her hus-
band with substantial sums. The old
warrior had steadfastly renowned
Mrs. Sic,les and coldly turned from
her through the years of their separa-
ton. A brief reconciliation occurred
when Mrs Sickles made her last con
tribution to protect his treasures.
This reconciliation proved short lived
because Of the rapid and sensational
Developments of General Sickles final
calamities. And therein is focused the
biggest romance of the warriors life.
The charge against him made by the
state of New York technically is that
he diverted to his own private uses ap-
proximately 100000 of funds belonging
to the state monument commission.
He returned part of this, and the bal
ance of his discrepancy was approx
mately $4,000 when the attorney gen.
eral lost all patience and issued war
rant for the generals arrest.
This was the sorrowful blot on pa
triots record and the national sorrow
Of his countrymen that the hero of
Gettysburg should be incarcerated rs
felon behind Jail bars, possibly to
die there. A wave Of Indignation over
such a prospect rose from all over the
country. 1t was quickly apparent that
no one, not even the state officials,
really wished to prosecute the order of
punishment upon the general, but that
the officials were in a peculiar posi-
ton. AS Governor Sulzer expressed it,
ihey had the deepest reverence and ad.
mira ton for the general, but they could
not officially condone or cover pub
lie offense such as his
Thus Major General Sickles, the man
who whipped back the valiant hosts
Of the Confederacy under Major Gen
eral Longstreet at Gettysburg and who
lost his leg in that engagement, was
actually arrested. For several min
utes-though it was all technical-the
hero of the greatest American battle
was actually prisoner.
Sheriff julius Hamburger, actuated by
personal friendship and the same emo
lions felt by AN concerned in the case
served the warrant of arrest and &C.
cepted the bond of $4,000 offered by a
surety company in perfunctory man.
ner in the generals house. The incl
dent was dramatic in the extreme. II
was more of social affair than a
physical expression by the state of its
power against crippled old veteran.
1t was in this hour Of need that
many personal friends and many prom
inent persons all over the country
came to the front with offers Of flnan-
cial aid. All expressed their patriotic
purpose Of merely helping their coun.
tryman to repay In a pitifully small
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
WAR FOR ESTATE OF SPANlARD
Discovery Of BaptismaI Record Base Of
Legal Fight.

With the discovery Of the baptismal
record of Joseph Valliere, French adj
venturer who became a Spanish don.
his heirs, who are scattered through
out the United States. believe they
have found the link needed to prove
their claims to tract Of land eighty
miles in width and 100 miles long, on
which part of the city Of New Orleans
stands. For more than sixty years the
heirs have been trying to establish
their claim to the grant made to their
ancestor by Caron de Carondelet as
Spanish governor in 1868.
John Hartwine, who was engaged to
try to complete the evidence which the
VALERIE heirs hope is going to divide
$1O,OOO.OOO between them, found in the
parish of L'Etienne de Beaumont. in
Quebec. Canada. the baptismal record
Of Joseph Valliere.
The Valliere heirs, it is said, have
enlisted the aid of United States Sena-
tor O'Gorman in having their claim in
vestigated at Washington, and papers
are being prepared for the legal fight.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
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NATION SHOCKED
OF GENERAL
Arrest of Gettysburg Hero
Rouses Sympathies OF
Countrymen.
BY WALTON WILLIAMS,
N the midst Of the national pre-

N the midst Of the national prep
aration for celebration of the
battle Of Gettysburg the country
has been shocked and it's sympa-
thies touched by the predicament of
the hero of that famous battle
During the very twilight of his de-
Ginning Yeas. at the end of Il life far
beyond the average in length and
transcendent in luster. Major General
Daniel e. Sicllles was recently threat
ened with Jail confinement The
aged veteran. ninety-two years old and
the last of the civil war leaders of his
rank, is under the charge OF misappro-
priatng the funds of the monument
commission of New York. of which he
was at one time chairman.
There is the most poignant element
Of romance in the whole experience of
this grizzled warrior. His valor at the
"peach orchard" on the bloody field of
the civil wars greatest conflict, his
love affairs. his illustrious career as
diplomat and his indomitable pride in
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
TIE FITNESS OF THINGS.

If you choose to represent the
various parts in life by holes
upon Il table of different shapes
some circular, some triangular,
some square. some oblong-and
the persons acting these parts by
bits of wood of similar shapes
we shall generally find that the
triangular person has got into
the square hole. the oblong into
the triangular and Il square per-
son has squeezed himself into Il
round hole. The officer and the
office, the doer and the thing
done, seldom fit SO exactly that
we can say they were almost
made for each other.-Sydney
Smith.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
How to Pull STUMPS"

A most valuable phamplet Tells
and illustrates how to clear stump
land at the lowest known cost ps
acre by devices Just perfected. Fra
to owners of stump land who ser
me their names.
John A. German, 1112 Western AW
Seattle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
WEE FOLK STYLES.

How to Make ChiIdren's Rainy Day
Suits.
Overalls.-Get a pattern one size
larger than age calls for. Cut the pat
tern off just above the knees and, if
desired, raise the material under the
arm, also over the back and chest.
This is not always necessary; it de-
ponds upon the pattern of overalls. Try
the pattern against the child and allow
from four to six inches below the col
lar.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
How to Protect Magazines.

Strips of cotton cloth cut di' ronally
and fastened with library past 10 the
back of Il magazine cover when 1t l.
new will save wear and add 20 the lifr
of the cover.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1913-02-18
LOVE NOT ME.

Love not me for comedy gracss
For my pleasing eyes or face
Nor for any outward part
No, nor for my constant heart,
For those may fail or turn to Ill,
So thou and I shall never sever.
Keep therefore a true woman's
eye
And love me still, but know not
why.
So hast thou the same reason
still
To dote upon me ever.
Anonymous.
Evening journal., 1913-09-05

Lucy Van, b. m, by Anderson Wilkes.
Henry Dutton. Wilmington. Del.
Brooklyn Hal, b. g., by Brooklyn Chief
Henry Dutton, Wilmington. Del.
FOURTH RACE, THURS, SEPT. II.
Purse, $500.
7.r7 Pace. Mile Heats. in E
Reta Ambulator, b. m, by Sir Ambula-
tor, J. G. Ten Eyck. Westfeld, n. j.
]. F. NJ, b, h., by Newton Boy. w. L.
Rhodes, Gutenberg, n. j.
Abe Mack, b. g., by Ashland Wilkes, s.
NJ. Nitherow, Moorestown, n j.
st. Elmo, br. g., by Christmas Gift, G.
I. Satterfeld. St. Georges. Del.
Edna Hamlin, b. m, by Lorenzo Hamlin,
Thomas Berry, Pennington, n. j.
Queen Marie. b. m, by Russell b., Rob
ert Jarrell, Goldsboro. Md.
Flossie W., b. m, by Imprint. f. H
Johnson. Dover, Del
.Choptank. b. h., by Admiral Dewey
Henry Dutton, Wilmington. Del.
Lake Gregory, b. g., by Red Lake, Will
liam Block, Newark. n. j.
Hannah McGrath, b. m, by Prince Nc
Grath, H. Darlington. West Chester
Pa.
Grace Michael, ch. m, by Pan Michael
+. H. Jackson. Narberth. Pa.
Rosewood, &. c., by Russell B., John Toy
Philadelphia, Pa.
FIRST RACE, FRIDAY, SEPT. IA.
Purse. $500.
2.7o Pace. Mile Heats. in {
Mabel C., b. m, by Fra Albertus. Thos
Mcfarland, Burlington, n J.
Happy J., blk g., by Advance, Jr., J. F
Alallalieu, Chestertown, Md.
Joe B., b. g., by Advertiser, J. F. Nal
lalieu, Chestertown, Md.
Delbrooke, Jr., s. g., by DelbroolS, G. T
Satterfield, st. Georges. Del
Comet L., b. g., -, w. B. Ling
Marcus Hook. Pa.
Hokes Maid, b. m, by Hokes. Jr., w. G
West, Sylmar. Nd.
Sweet Anna. b. m, by Sweet Andy. +. H
Johnson, Dover, Del
Tom Boy, b. h., by Wheeler F., j. F. For
aker North East, Md
Anna Drabell, b. m. by Red Lake. Der
rickson Stock Farm, Frederica, Del
Imprinto, b. g., by Sesto, A. w. Hunt
Morristown. n. j.
May Bird, b. m, by Ashland Bird, T.
Windsor. Milford, Del
Duchess Hal, b. m, by Deutschland, Or
lando Stables, Orlando, Fla.
Beauty Patch, blk. h., by Patchen Boy
I Orlando stables, Orlando, Fla.
Buster Brown. br. e., by Alrantara, H.
I Stidham Wilmington, Del.
Carita Dewey, b. m, by Admiral Dewey
j. A. White, Wilmington, Del.
Rags, g. g.. Frank Sea
Philadelphia, Pa.
velda NJ, b. m. by Barnett B., Dar
Leary. West Chester, Pa.
Uneeda Patchen, blk. m, by Joe Patcher
Geo F. Finney, York, Pa
Bell Michael, ch. m, by Pan Michael, {
Evening journal., 1913-09-05
EDEN TO TRY PARK BOYS.

Eden viii line up against Richardson
Park team tomorrow. Eden has been
going at a great clip and expects to get
this game Manager Gillen viii pick
his strongest line up from the follow
ing players; Banner, Thuett, Jones,
Oliver. L. Donohoe, II. Grant, Wright,
G. Smith. Watkins, Davis, j. Grant,
Jones. the l7-year-old boy is pitching a
great game for Eden.
Evening journal., 1913-09-05
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n. Payne, Pitman. n. J.
Little George, ch &, by semioolon. Bull
& James, Melfa, Va.
Doctor Chimes, b. g., by Chimes, Joseph
Naylor. Bridgeton. n. J.
SECOND RACE, FRIDAY, SEPT. IA.
Trot for sYear-0lds or Younger ("rhe
Hotel Dupont CLASSY.
Purse, $500. Mile Heats. in S.
Mary Warren, b. f., by Zomhro, Kinwood
Farm, Norristown, Pa
zobedah, b. f., by zombro. A. b. Coke,
paoli Pa.
The Lady Zombro. b. f., by Zombro, A.
b. Coke, Paoli, Pa.
The Zombro Belle. b. f., by zombro, A.
B. Coke, Paoli, Pa.
Tuna D., b. f., by zombro, A. B. Coke.
Paol. Pa.
Lena zombro. b. f., by zombro, Henry
Dutton. Wilmington, Del
Zombro Rex, br. g., by Zombro, F. b.
Wildman. Norristown, Pa.
Sadie Penn. b. f., by William Penn, II,
I r. Tyson. Newark, Del.
Peter Margin, blk c., by Peter the Great,
A. H. Tyson, Wilmington. Del.
Pilsner Maid, b. f., by Witondale, H. f.
Weissner, Chase, Md.
Bourbon Chimes, blk. C., by Chimes. NJ.
P. Wells, Philadelphia, Pa.
Peter Neptune. b. c., by Peter the Great,
James Bros, Kendall Grove. Va.
THIRD RACE, FRIDAY, SEPT. IA.
Purse. $500.
ago Trot Mile Heats, in S.
Mackinaw. b. G., by Roquefort, II. r.
Tyson, Newark, Del.
Lady Tine, b. m. by Jay Tine, w. w
Hartzell, Perryman, Nd
Ludwica, &. m. by Magic Flute, Thos
Mcfarland, Burlington, n. J.
Edectum, blk. h., by Directum Kelley,
A. f. Founders, Chester, Pa.
Andrew D., b. g., by Andrew NJ, j. H
Davis, Woodlyn, Pa.
Lena Zombro, b. f.. by zombro, Henry
Dutton, Wilmington, Del
Lady Gilletta, ch. m. by Red Lake, Der
riclSson stock Farm, Frederica, Del
Little Dutch, b. g., by Deutschland, Or.
lando Stables, Orlando, Fla.
Joe Douglass, blk. h., by Pat Wilkes, Or
lando Stables, Fla
Martha Chimes, b. m, by Candy Chimes
James Wilson. Wilmington, Del.
Ruth Marion Keith, b. m, by Baron Dill
Ion. S. c. Keith, Woodstown, n. j.
Ruth Palmer, b. m, by Judge Palmer
A. A. Slagle, Petersburg, Va.
Fordham Belle, br. g.. by Fortune Bell
John Garland, Philadelphia, Pa.
Peter Margin, blk. c., by Peter the Great
A. H. Tyson, Wilmington, Del.
Faithful Sidney, b. m, by Supple Chap
Bull & James. Melfa, Va.
Lady Dewey, b. m, by Admiral Dewey
J. r. Mallalieu. Chestertown, Md
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-03-15

The Republicans in the Kansas
house OF representatives killed the
initiative and referendum. Now that
they have made their bed, the Demo
Gratis propose to keep them in il, and
a house caucus of Democrats decided
to stand pat on their votes for the
conference report, refuse to. ask for
a new conference and also refuse to
grant reconsideration in case the
Republicans should desire to change
their votes in favor of the measure
The Democrats are registered for the
conference report, which already had
been adopted in the senate Only one
Democrat voted against it, Drew OF
Morton county. One Republican,
Strain, voted for it. Three Republi-
cans were absent The vote was IA
to 4S, two-thirds majority, or 81
votes, being necessary to adopt the
report
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-03-15
ALWAYS CHANCE FOR A JOB
Vacancies Numerous in This Mine, but
Permanency Was Not Strong
Asset.

James c. Andrew, president of the
International Compressed Air and
Foundation Workers union, said re-
Gently in Chicago that the caisson
worker, or sandhog. as he is usually
called, has the most dangerous work
in the world.
1.-THE work of a sandhog is so dan
gerous," said Mr.. Andrew, that the
story of the Durham mine, exaggerat-
ed as it is in reference to mining,
might almost be true OF foundation
work
I'm Durham, the story goes, there is
a certain colliery which is noted for
the extraordinary number of it's acct
dents. One day a man, looking for
work, stepped up to the foreman and
said:
tive been out of work for a month.
Are there any vacancies here?'
Were full up at present. the fore
man replied, but if We hang round
for few hours there'H be, no doubt.
an accident, an if the mans killed We
can have his place
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-03-15
You Can't Tell,

Interested Lady-Oh, dear, look!
That's Mr.. Rhymer, the celebrated
poet See how his finger touches his
lip, and how his lofty brow is knit in
thought. oh, 1 wonder what sweet
morsel of verse he is mediating?
Mr.. Rhymer Ito himsef)-I have to
order sugar from the grocer's, beef
at the butchers, pay for last weeks
bread and bring some soothing syrup
for the baby. 1 wish to goodness Mary
would attend to all these things her
self
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1913-03-15
Taking a Lesser Chance.

A government inspector was con-
Quoting an oral examination for ma
rine engineers Said he to one:
IF you had tested your gauge cocks.
had looked at your water glass and
had found no water in the boiler, what
would you do?"
Came the answer, swift and true:
81 would jump overheard"