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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24

, November woods are bare and .
still, q
, November days are bright and q
good; Z
e,lAfe's noon burns up the morn Z
ing chill, q
lAfe's night rests feet that q
long have stood. q
, Some warm, soft bed in field or Z
wood 4
, The mother viii not fail to keep Z
, Where We can lay us down to 4
sleep" 4
Helen Hunt Jackson. Z
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24

As town booster Judge Lowell is
almost as cheerful as was Nautilus as
an economist
Judge Lowell Has Nautilus held
The Truth Reversed the theory tha;
the wo rld's
= population was increasing too fast and
that the only remedy was for many
people TO starve to death.
Judge Lowell seems to hold the be-
lief that prosperity in Pendleton is
unnatural and unwholesome and that
the town should be choked until it
stops growing. In published inter-
view he predicts a speedy reaction
from our present good times. chides
the people on what he terms public
extravaganza" and among other
things says:
is it best for any of US that this
period of public extravaganza should
continue longer? Is it not time to
stop, look and listen? Where are we
drifting?"
To what public extravaganza does
Judge Lowell refer? Surely not to
the streets and sidewalk work that
has been done. because that has not
been public expense, it has been pri-
vate expense andin most instances the
property owners have been abundant
j. able TO stand the expense. In fact
they have petitioned for the improve
ment
Pendleton's only big public expen-
ditures of recent years have been for
the new high school and for the grav-
ity water system. Does Judge Lowell
still believe that the new high school
was a mistake and that the people
blundered in voting to secure good
water for the town? Is 1t of no con-
ISOLATION to the judge to know that
Pendleton has the finest high school
in the state outside OF Portland and
offers more practical courses than are
offered by any other town In the
state Is il no consolation to know
that the students are now safely and
comfortably housed whereas they
formerly were not; is It no consola-
tion to know that while two Years ago
our high school enrolment was 14s
IL is now 2l5, an increase of almost
90 per cent; is it no consolation TO
know that good and desirable fami-
lies are coming to Penlleton to live
because of that new high school and
that Pendleton thereby secures new
business?
AS for the gravity water system the
money for that work has been secur-
ed and the bonds will be paid off out
OF the receipts Of the water system.
Taxes will not be increased five cents
because OF the new water system. But
here are some things that will hap
pen VIXEN the gravity water is secured.
Pendleton will eliminate a dead ex-
Tsnse OF $500 a year for pumping by
electricity ana that sum means five
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
NOTHING DOING.

The tourist was strolling along b,
the side of the brook when he came
across a very dejected-looking coun'
tryman sitting on the bank
Caught any fish today?" he asked
mo, SIR" replied the man glumly
THE fishing must be pretty poor.
II expect II is"
you haven't caught any fish a
an?"
mot one"
THAT seems strange" remarked the
tourist.
1T does" replied the man sadly,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
YES. WHY NOT?

IL was an arduous task for the
teacher to drum into her youthful pu-
pills the principals OF arithmetic
Now. listen" she said. I'm order
To subtract. things have to be in the
same denomination. This IL what
mean: Now. you couldn't take three
apples from four peaches. nor eight
marbles from IL buttons II must
be three apples from four apples and
go on. Do you understand"
The majority seemed to grasp the
idea. One little youngster in the
class raised a t'mid. hand.
please. teacher" he inquired.
couldn't you take three quarts OF
milk from two cows7"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
USELESS THINGS.

The professor was talking on evo-
luton.
Things not used" he was saying,
gradually pass away"
One of the students. who had been
listening considerably to political
spellbinders and uplifters, could not
res st asking:
How long, professor. do you esti-
mate that our condolences will re-
main with us?"-Pittsburg Sun.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
AND HE DROVE ON.

Say" calls the bright youth to
the honest agriculturist who is work.
ing In his garden. why don't you set
hen on your egg plants?"
Ma set one on 'em last year" an
swers the, agriculturist, barely look
ing up.
Did she? Hatch anything"
yep. Hatched out that bed o.
cockscombs by the fence"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24

Can you think of any reason why
You haven't caught any fish ?" in.
quired the inquisltor
Well" replied the other. "the only
reason can think OF is that / haven't
been fishing today"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
DECORATED.

recruit of the army went on pa.
rade one day with six medals on his
manly chest
"Ah'" said his officer, you have
seen service"
mo, sir"
Then how about those medals
Then you have no right to them?"
Sure 1 have. Didn't my pigs win
six first prizes at the county fair?"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
No Gentle Joke.
(From Judge.)

Hemmandhaw-When Beanbrough
got married. one OF his friends threw
an old shoe through the carriage a,
him and hit him on the head
merpate-Couldn't he find ou,
who owned the shoe?
Hemmandhaw-No; it belonged TO
a horse.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
$~@%O@~&


American cities,
Carnegie's Latest calling them IL
Presumption. braries. is Andrew
Carnegie now in
tent on revamping the story OF our
revolutionary war so as TO make it
conform to his own British born ideas
as to how the story should read:
Such seems to be the case judging
from the communication signed by
Lillian Scott Troy and which is pub
lished in this paper today. 1t must
be admitted that Miss Troy's state.
ments as to the alleged American and
British alliance against Germany
sounds like the product of a fevered
imagination. But her statement re-
garding the plans for changes in our
historical text books appears correct.
She has sent to the East Oregonian
a two column clipping from the Lon.
don Daily Chronicle of Oct. I, 1913.
1t Is an advertisement and appeals
for $4,000 pounds from the British
public with which to carry out the
English part of the program. The ad-
vertisement also sets forth the plans
of the American committee of which
Carnegie is chairman. This program
among other things calls for "a re-
vision of historical text books with a
view to the elimination of anti-British
coloring."
How could any American history
properly recite the events leading up
to the seven years war for independ-
ence and the tales of that heroic
struggle without a touch of sentiment
against George III and England. Had
there been no sentiment against Eng
lish tyranny there would have been
no war.
In Andy Carnegie's mind our history
may be off color He may consider
the Boston tea party a disgraceful
stunt; Paul Revere's ride as a bit of
horse play and Corvallis surrender
at Yorktown a huge joke. He may
regard Washington as an upstart reb-
el and the ringing phrases of the De-
claration of Independence may not be
music in his ears. But for the aver
age American our revolutionary war
notions suffice very well. We prefer
the story as it comes down to us
straight from the lips of those who
fought and bled at Bunker Hill. at
Germantown and on other fields
where American valor was strong be-
cause of the feeling that the colonies
were right. There is no call for
Carnegie version of the revolutionary
war and the mere suggestion of such
a thing is the limit-even for Car
negie.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
Honesty.
(From Judge.

tFrom Judge.)
I Teacher-Henry. can you define a
hypocrite?
Yessum It's n kid wo'
comes to school wild a smile on his
face.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
Literally.

She--Tm sorry that you and / dis
agree on the subject of spooning.
He--Yes. wish we could get to-
gether on that point,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24
poor sycophants. A word to the
wise.
LILLIAN SCOTT TROY.
IN MlRTHFUL VEIN
NO SPORT.

How is your son coming on at
college?"
Not at ALL"
why. what's The natter"
HE won't do anything but study"
Baltimore American.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24

per cent interest on S7O,0N0. a sum
amounting TO more than one third Of
the bond issue. We will also have
water that the men. women and little
children Of Pendleton can drink with
safety and there will be an abundant
supply under good pressure our
prospective water system enabled
Pendleton TO secure the Eastern ore.
gon state Hospital our proposed
gravity system is attracting new peo-
pie to the town right along and when
the work is finished will be a perma-
nent drawing card because the aver
age farmer who wishes to move t.
town will choose If he can a place with
good water and good schools. ana Pen
dleton can offer both.
Judge Lowell's notions OF public
extravaganza" in Pendleton should
not worry anyone We can afford
good schools and good water but no
town can afford poor schools or bad
water They are the extravagances to
De avoided.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-24

WHEN YOU HEAR A MENTION
OF \ REALLY CLEAN GROCERY.
THESE 3 WORDS COME TO YOUR
MIND, THE PEOPLES WARE
HOUSE."
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
Raging Contests Prove Popular
Feature With CROWDS at Kapiola71i
Hundreds Crowd Pavilion Watch and Cheer Fair Dancers and
Companions They Whirl Through Mazes of Bunny
Rug and Waiting for the Robert E. Lee"

lior-c races, track events, patriotic.
cNorCscs and bah games, drew their
hunifcis of interested spectators yes
tcrIav, but IT is safe to say that as a
popular amusement feature, the dancing
contest given in the pavilion at the
public bath house had the rest dashed
20 Tie mast.
fEcfc was atmosphere there, and
local oulor-pienty Of IL, with some
dancing. From the moment Captain Der
ger Is baton drew the first notes of
=" AirN, Ier's Daytime Band from
tho aggregation OF horns and drums,
there wclc contestants on the floor. and
y solid wall of humanity around them.
with tie pressing and showing OF those
cagor TO witness the daucing or enter
tho contests, the space became 30 con
trarlct at times, that the couples could
not pass. Tlcn the police would be
Appealed to, with q request TO clear
the luor aud the police found il a
hard task, Tor as Chief McDuliie said,
ns he nonpol his pcrpiring face, you
can Z wuilop woman when she re
ius1s To Move
But there WAS amusement nj that
bath house, and what Is moro, IL was
ruioyod hy AN the "peepul,' for sey
oItl times, tloro we're half % dozen con
Fio. oi different nationalities nnd from
MI Nu'IH ui Pfc, eugrscd lH going
tETOugT tIu motions ot the. latest rag
w. rrIHsHUgth dancing with Mis-
iiIHr h,rruH won tia twO-stop, nut
furrg with Nia Fanny 81. Clair rup
f.rH. Do. U...H fnr fIf tfHlfy ua well
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
DUKE WINS HIS THREE
RACES AND BREAKS THREE
COAST RECORDS DOING /
SAN FRANCISCO July "A.

SAN FRANCISCO, July.l4. -
Especial TO The Advertiser) -
Duke Kahanamoku won the three
swimming races he started in here
today, establishing three new
Coast records. The other feature
of the swimming regatta was the
making OF a new American record
in the fifty-yard breast stroke
event by &C. De Villetion, San
Francisco Y. NJ. c. \. in SO 1-5.
The results of today's events
were:
Fifty yards-Dukc Kahanaho-
ku, Hui Nalu, first; Nixon, unat-
tachcd, second; G. Cunha, Haala-
nj, third. Time, "A Is. This es-
tablishcs new Coast record.
40 Yard--Duke Kahanamoku,
Hui Nalu, first; Ludy Langor, Re-
doado, second; Benton, San Fran
cisco Y. NJ. c. A., third. Time,
o:9l. a new Coast record.
220-Yard-Duke Kahapamoku,
Hui Nalu, first; Smith, unattach-
ed, second; johnson, San Francis
co Y. NJ. G. A., third. Time, 2 20,
new Coast record.
Fifty-yard breast stroke-C. De
Villetion, San Francisco Y. NJ. c..
A., first; johnson, Olympic Club,
second; Brandenstein, third. Time,
36 Is "A new American record.
Fiity-yard, boys under thirteen
Frank Cheney, U. S. Club, first !;
Ray Kegeris, Redondo, second j.
Imhof, L. S. Club, third. Time,
35 Is.
Fifty-yard, juvenile champion
ship under siXtcen-Dead heat be-
tween Fred Huntington and r.
Neergard, San Francisco Y, NJ. g.
A., Walter Ray, O. Y. N. c. A.,
third. Time, 81 lbs. Dead heat
ordered reswum today.
High diving-Bowes, Redondo,
! 1C4 points Bond, Olympic, "a,
second; Beck, San Francisco Y. M.
C. A., 81, third.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
No REASON FOR It
You Arc Shown the Way out.

There cnn be no Just reason why any
reader of this will continue to suffer
the t0rtures Of On aching bacH, the an
noyance of urinary disorders, the dan
gers Of serious kidney ills when relief
is so near 6. ks2i xld tue most posi-
tive proof given that these Ills can be
cured. The following is convincing
proof:
h. W. stapleton, Spring st., Chip,
powa Falls, Wis, says ~ suffered
from sharp twingcs through the small OF
my back, especially II | made an awk-
ward movement. Occasionally l had
dizzy spells ana black spots floated be
fore my Dyes When Doan's Backaebe
Kidney Pills were brought 20 my vt,
tenllon, ! procured a supply and their
use corrected my ifouble,b
Statement given In February, 1905 J
A CORROBORATIoN.
ON September 10, 1910, Mr. Staple
ton added 10 tho ahoyei - DO mol
hesitate ono moment IN confirming ms
former endorsement Of Doan . Back
lcne Kidney rlllf I have recommend
~ ibis remedy 90 many other people
Anl nll who have tried u have bser
henrhtrlh
paan's naekaehe kidney pills aI'
fold hy all druggists aDd sl0Tek sepsu
ai h0 ceniI per hos fdE boxes t3hGl
nf viii No mailed on receipt " prize W
ihr iinliHipf Ding 90, non0lvln
fN'f"'r Affni' iNl ihp Hawaiian ial
Hnir
lhmrhy ihs Hums paspg se'
iahl M iHhillipis
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
(By Federal Wireless Tclcgraph.)

WASHINGTON, July 4.-(Special to
The Advertiser)-Le submitted to
the senate "insidious lobby probers
by Martin MuIhall of Baltimore to sus-
tain his sensational lobby charges
against the big business interests show
that the National Association of Manu-
facturers kept a list of its friends and
enemies.
Senators and congressman favoring
any sort Of labor legislation, says Null
hall, were put on the list as enemies,
and the manufacturers, Mulhall alleges,
opposed their reelection.
Other letters addressed to Mulhall
instructed him "to make it too hot
for Senator McComas of Maryland to
be comfortable in political cam
paign against the lawmaker.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
tBy Federal wireless Telegraph

WINNIPEG, Manitoba, July 4. p
Especial to The Adyertiser) The way
ing of a flag OF the United States here
early to-day, while thousands Of Provin'
eial soldiers were parAding the streets,
preeipitatcd riot, during which the
flag was traIplod and torn aud mum
her Of persons received minor injuries.
A soldier attempted 10 seize and put
the nag awayabut before be could do
10 a number Of angry civilians bounced
upon the American, tore the flag from
him and threw Il into the street Be
fore Il Gould be rescued the nag was
torn and toiled ia the freaforall
light which followed number Of civil
ihns we're Injured, bat none seriously,
The American, whose rume could mol
be- useniiainrd, escaped wiihonl harm
nud wlth the aid Of the police, eluded
the crowd
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
BRINGS TEARS
TO EYES Of
VETERANS
President Wilson, First Southern
Born Chief Executive of Ma
ton, Delivers Stirring Address
on Field of Gettysburg Where
Blood of Heroes Cemented Ma
ton.
(By Federal wireless Telegraph.)

(By Federal Wireless Telegraph.)
GETTYSBURG, July 4.-(special to
The Advertiser 80 Here is q nation
God has builded b. our hands What
shall we do vic It. It is nation
whose people stand ready to act again
and who always will retain the
spirit of this day Of reunion, hope and
patriotism. The day OF our country's
life has but hToadencd into morning.
This was the KEYNOTE here today of
- speech by Woodrow Wilson, the first
Southern born President of the United
States. to celebrate on the historic feel
~ GettSshurg the ccmenting of that
Union. which there iity-two years ago
Vas glued in blood.
Speaking with evident earnestness,
the President addressed the survivors
OF tic fight OF long ago and as his
rounded periods reached the cars of the
grizzlcd veterans Of the blue and gray
they wopt
welcomed by Rebel wells and Union
chcors, the President aligbtcd from the
train today amid a thunder of cannon,
his presence marking the climax of the
week S celebration Of Gettysburg ami
vcrsary. His reception was most en-.
thus iastic, hundreds of veterans having
been up since daylight TO do him hon
OF. Immediately on alighting from the
train cavalry escorted the Chief Exec.
utivc to a big tent of the Emmittsburg
road, where, promptly at eleven o clock,
tho day exercises were held.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
FILIPINO USES AXE
IN A DRUNKEN FRAY

An axe, welded by an intoxicated
Filipino on Robello Lane yesterday af-
ternOon about three o o'clock almost re-
suited in a tragedy. But for two stall
wart Hawaiians who interfered and
wrested the axe from the Filipino, it
is probable that Lane would have been
killed.
The two little brown men had been
drinking and finally engaged in a fight.
One of them picked up an axe and at
tempted to use it on his opponent.
In the excitement resulting from
the separation of the fighters, the axe
wielder got away and police search
for him was fruitless. Lane says he
will swear out warrant today for
the axe wielder g arrest.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
poNlF NEaLnoF YouR PAMILY.

when you fail to provide your fam
lly with d bottle Of chamberlain 3
folie, Cholera and Diarrhoes Romoly o.
ihir srasun ~ She year you Gre unglapi
lng ihom, nf hoNel complaint 10 Euro
i0 NJ lun aloui, and ID u 600 danger
QUO maladY 90 he lfned silh, Ihls
b esprelHllY ifpr " theirs are Thil lfru
in lhr family A iusr nr fHa ~ this
f,Wrlf nill llHrr iho F0ulle sllhlH
Opniini cad lrlhaps siYp ITO, ~ %
irahi q inriNi p hili fal oale An hfu
son smlA Co., lliY sgepls 90 lie
sal
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08

costumes, and were shaded Nv the fol
iage if grove Of bamboos, raised over
the float,
Grand Marshal Chilliugworth and
aide, Deputy Sheriff Cox of Waialua.
cane next, followed by tic Hawaiian
Band, led by Captain Berger. The
and numbered thirty-si.: men.
The X. of =. Uniform Rank, con
mandcd by Captain licglcr, made n
splendid showing and marched well.
The Catholic Boy Scouts command
pl by Father Reginald, ana his liautcn
ant Walter Mile+. marched with the
precision of veterans. They were in
fpl uniform of the Scouts, as were also
the Boy Scouts Immediately following,
commanded by GEORGE +. Davies.
Scout Commissioner lanes Wilder was
in supreme command of this sect on OF
the parade.
The Catholic Mission band followed
the Scouts aud behind them marched
the members of Camp Roosevelt No.
Spanish War Veterans, commanded by
Ernest w. Ely, department commando,
and Past Department Commander j..
T.. TwOmey. Some wore the uniform of
the Spanish War Veterans, blue aul
gray, while many of the members, who
are enlisted men in the various regular
army organizations stationed on OAHU,
wore the army khaki.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
CBy Federal Wireless Telegraph.

(By Federal Wireless Telegraph)
LONDON, July ESPECIAL to The
Advertiser) "A. S. Wilding of New Yea
land, the English tennis champion, to-
day successfully defended his title
against Maurice 4. Mclaughlin, the
American champion by taking three
straight, but hard-fought, sets. Wildmg
took the first SO, the second 6-3, and
the third 10-S,
Wilding played the greatest game of
his life. The match from start to finish
was of the heroic order. While the
American made many brilliant retov-
cries he proved hardly match for his
older and more experienced opponent.
He suffered, too, somewhat from i'll
luck, and his service was not up to
mis- best, being jas a rule weaker than
in the previous matches he had played
since his arrival in England. His first
service many times resulted in fault.
Wilding. on the other hand was at
the top of his form.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
Verbeck Wins Across-State Auto
Dash; Soules, Second;
Oldfield, Third.
nv Fedcrnl wirr,oss fclcrrnr

tBy Federal Wireless Tclegraph)
SACRAMENTO, July 4.-(Speeial to
The Advertiser) -LF. Vcrbecb, in two
year old Fiat car, number nine, was tie
first to finish the Panama-l'acifc. r6ad
race from Los Angeles to Sacramento
today, making an average OF 3914 miles
an hour for the entire distance Of
I43 s miles. G. Willcford drove the
car from Los Angeles and was relieve
at Bakersfield by Vcrbeck
Charles p. Soules, number one, the
Sacramento Cadillac man, was close on
the heels of the Fiat. SouIes had ex-
ceptionally good luck, in that he did
not have to change tire during the
race
Barney Oldfeld came into the park
third in his 20horsepower Fiat, num-
Der seven. The Simplex, number FIVE,
Omar loft driver, dashed into the park
fourth.
The running time of the first four
cars to enter the park follows:
Number o, Fiat (Verbeck), l1:OEf6;
Number /, Cadillac (Soulcs), l1:22;l6;
Number I, Fiat (oldfelD, 1l:22;5S;
Number ), Simplex (Toft), l1:39:39.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
Ot--TEFF AND CABINET
RESIGN IN BULGARIA

(By Federal Wireless Telegraph.)
VIENNA, July Especial to The
Advcrtiser)-Tclcgrams received today
from Sofa state that Premier Danefi'
of Bulgaria and his cabinet have re
signed. General EctrofT, it was said,
s forming new cabinet, with General
SayoH as minister Of war.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
BURMAN DOES MILE
IN THIRTY TWO SECONDS
Am Fodernl Wireless TeIegraph.l

(By Federal Wireless Telegraph
TACOMA, Washington, July 4. -
Special to The Advertiser) Bob Bur
man. in d Bitten Benz 2OO'horsepower
car on the Tacoma speedway today,
lowered the worlds record for n road
course by six seconds. lie made one
mile in thirty-two seconds.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
BATTLE TIDE TURNS
AGAINST THE SERVIANS

ny Federal Wireless Telegraph
LGNrON, July Especial to The
Adveriiscr)-lt was reported today
that tic Bulgarian main army had sue
csssinlly cutillnked the Scrvian troops
and that it is now advancing on Kume-
nova.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
nv Federal Wireless Teiegraph.J

VIENNA, July i-(Specill to The
Advertiser Lieut.. Ilerminigilde Wag
Nor, the war correspondent of the
Rcichtpost. who attained much noto-
riety during the hostlities between
Turkey and the Balkan Allies, telc
graphs from the front that the Servian
army suffered tcrrlly ut Oychepolicc,
and that the Scryian victory over the
Bulgnrians at Istip was only mo
mentary success OF merely local i'm
portance.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-07-08
RATTLEHNAKE KILLS
TWO SMALL CHILDREN

nEAgh, hoTih pakoia, lnpe ~
When NJ nllr Grant FesldipR ionf
leen niler snulhNfsi 0f lifafh. NHni
"a eall boz 1919 tnnt anfi 49, 800
srlrn. ihls mulnWs, shr found ilrm
dead 10 hei giih miilrspshp Ning
bots sen ihfW