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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-25
KAnO In The Solar
JADO PIexuS.

NOW ABOUT those taxes the
commonwealth VIII lct Sc 60 thia
time. governor in Wow OF your apollo
/ 80, but don't ever lct De occur again.
O.
THE DISTRICT attorney ought t1
| boo Investigated. ~ looks as if be-
extended entirely too much lonicucy
in the matter OF those taxes.
o.
a PHILADELPHIA alderman has
sued hls town iof loss uf sleep Para
graphcrs wlll nov proceed to do thci.
worst.
O.
OUR EMlssARY ls mo- longer Halle
follow Wpli-mct with Hon CarrHuz4.
o
NOW is THE time for aH good
hens and true To- come 90 the aid OF
me country
o
FEED HAY says The Santa D.,
freight traffic manager VOL $500
uy io do cur duty by tho breakfast
food every morning.
o.
lT ls a VERY delicate subject and
$50 approach II with some Miss-GiN-
inEs but sooner or later b win he-
come our painful duty 10 advise the
young ladies 90 do their Christina
shopping early
D.
THE LATEST report is that tho
oklahoma COW ate only S21O l
twenty dollar bills and the rest n
change. This indicates that she bus,
cd one OF the bills Co buy "a chaser
O.
COUNT THAT day lost whose low
descending sun sees mo- now strike on
some blame railroad begun.
d
OF TO JuAREZ, oh, yes. we are
on 90 Juarc1 an right.
o.
GALLANT GALAXY of Go-pcttors
90 Cunning" aptly and arimlly and
nllitcraiiVcly says the Cocomno Sun
Of fluRFinu. That iB not half bad
g.
The Ginger Germ I'D Fort summer.
From The looks of bloody spOt
on the sidewalk. a broken window
glass in "a store building ana two fol-
lows beads being hungod up ana
handneed, there must have been %
small WhirlWind one night the past
week. - Fort Sumner Review.
o.
THE CHICKEN hearted man can
always hatch excuses.
O.
WHICH reminds ml that the Afoxi-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-25

a PHILADELPHIA alderman has
sued Dds town iof loss uf sleep. Para
sraphera WIZ nov proceed to DO thcn
worst
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-25

Mr vnla states that ne wlll dic
nghting before he Will let Juarez be-
taken by The federals. IL would
hardly seem necessary for Hon
villa 60 make this needless sacrifice.
The rebels are bound to take ii back
in q week on so.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-25
SEVERE PUNISHMENT
Of Mrs. chappeIl, of Five Year'
Standing, Relieved BY cardui.

NJ. Airy, N. c.--Mrs. Sarah N. Chap
pcll OF this town. says: II suffered for
nvc years win wonanly troubles, also
stomach troubles, and my punishmens
was more than any one could iell.
tried most every Kind OF medicine.
pul nonc did me any good.
Tread one day about cardui. The wo-
MAS tonic, and ! decided 10 tfy il. /
had not iaker hrf abeai six bottles until
! was almost cured. Il did me more
gQoq man al the oiiief medicines 4 had
tiled, put together.
nv friends began asking me why 1
looked 50 well. and ! told them about
Cafdu. Several arc now taxing L.
DO You. lady reader, suffer from any
o. TIE ailments due 20 Womanly trouble.
such as headache. backachc, sidcache.
sleeplessncss, and that evcrlaslingly tired
fccliug2
i SO, lei us urge you 10 give Cafdm a
hial. We feel confident Il win help you,
just as i has a million other women ID
the past half century.
BERN taking Cardui to-day. Yea
won's fegIeilt. All druggists.
MN r., Chattanooga Medicine Co. Ladies'
A4fitQfy bcri. Chattanooga. Tenn. lcF Sftriaf
latffslfi1Hr GA your cast ard of-page book Hora
AfnAineoi co. "omea 70 pain w1apreF. NC. ~
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-25

Colonel Thood0re Roosevelt and
1000 Chilean boy scouts yesterday
attended church In Santiago de- chile.
We hazard the guess that il was tho
church Militant.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-25

That was handsome pendant tho
House gave tho bridc--out Mr. Sayrc,
We suppose will have 10 pas for the
diamond ring as per usual
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-25

10 you mHke your Christmas gifts
got your materials OF NlrH Wilson.
EOS w Lend. Stamping done.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-25

THE SMALL boy should worry
where the uoxt convention is held
Iut ." they close down o., schools
while O. ls being held.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

Indeed they are--God bless themi But
nobody dares say that they are not.
Men do not claim that wives must he
amused that they must be watched, !"
and II any cad were to suggest that
every woman has her price, there
would be scores OF men ready to choke
him with his lying words. So do not
need to champion the wives. Their hus-
bands will do that. Since this Is the
case, might II not be well for wives
who know how good husbands can be
to protest when some unfortunate sis
ter whose husband has been unfaithful
to her states that all men are alike"
or when some woman--who, never hav-
ing been a wife or mother. feels quail
ified to give expert testimony on hus-
bands and fathers-says that they are
not to be trusted.
Some one has written OF a cynic that
"Just because there's fallen a snow
fake on his forehead,
He must go and fancy that it's winter
all the year"
But 1t isn't--in fact, real winter occu-
pies only a quarter Of the year. And
the husbands who are not good are,
like to believe, the exceptions. not the
rule. the few snowhakes In hours full of
generous and life giving sunshine.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

Also saw the children ready for break
fast and school each day (for this cOu-
pie could AFFORD but one maid, and that
an indifferent one), sat at the table with
them, then arranged the siok woman 8
tray with his own hands and took it to
her, coaxing her to eat as he chatted
brightly with her. At noontime he
would run home from the office long
enough to look in upon her and see if
she was all right" At night he was
her nurse, and read to her when pain
kept her awake. This lasted until
death freed her.
Who was amusing this man? Did
he need "watching?"
Another husband, newspaper man,
who had a delicate wife and a still
more delicate and fretfuI child, would
come home from the office at 2 a. m.
and take care of the nervous baby until
breakfast time before he sought his own
bed, in order that the weary mother
might sleep. Was this the "amuse-
ment" he must have or be unfaith-
full?
A certain poor clerk lays aside from
his lunch money each week enough TO
bring home box of choice bonbOns to
his wife on Saturday, as that is what
he used to do before they were mar
ried, and. as she can not leave the two
children. he never goes out in the even
ing without her.
Another-and his name is legion, for
we all know him--slaves in the hot city
that his family may summer at the sea
shore or mountains.
Other husbands work hard that the
pretty women bearing their names may
dress better than they can afford to
dress. All. were | 10 go on telling about
the good husbands know could I'LL a
Yoiumel
And what spout the wives? asks some
one. Are they not good, too2
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

will be forced TO admit that among them
are many good husbands. Might one
not, then, frown upon the kind of state
ment made by the cynical wife have
mentioned?
But" she says. ''in all my life
have known less than a half dozen
good men"
Truly she had been unlucky! For by
good mem she means men who lead
clean. decent lives. One wonders among
what kind Of persons her lot has been
cast. And yet, let US listen to another
woman.
ITO keep a husband" she says, "one
must watch him continually And one
must also amuse him. 1t is not natu-
raj for husband TO be faithful TO a
woman when she ceases 10 be amusing
and attractive"
Do women believe this? II so, heaven
help them or give them wisdom. For
they have indeed been unfortunate, or
they are very wrong in their ideas
do not hold any brief for men, but
when 1 hear such opinions as those re-
corded above. in my mind l see a long
line Of men whom 1 wish l could show
to these misanthropic women. They
stand forth. not in ones or twos. but in
groups, and OF some of them IT might
be said "of whom the world was not
worthy" OF others, one can but say
that they were good husbands, yet
when one considers what that means it
is high praise.
May I just call attention to a few
who shall be nameless here, but who
are az real as life and truth? One had
a wife afflicted-poor creature!-with a
cancer Of the breast. She was pathet-
ically sensitive about having any one
know of her trouble. and would allow
nobody but her husband to attend to
the dressing of the cancer This he did,
morning and night. for the years
through which she fingered here. He
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
Willing to Wait.

Highlander was one day brought
before his chief. being accused of
sheep stealing. The crime being fully
proved, Donald was sentenced to be
hanged. In those days a criminal
was allowed TO choose the tree on
which he was to be hanged Donald
was therefore asked to name the tree
of his choice.
"Olch, oich," he said, ''she would
like to be hung on a grossart goose
berry, bush"
But a grossart bush is not half
large enough for that" was the reply
"Oich, oich," answered Donald, 'iDut
she's I'm nae hurry; she'll just wait
tilt grows"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
.Daysey Mayme
Folks
sy FRANCES L. GARsIDE.

a NUMBER Of years ago the pic
y lures of the Land That Never
Was were only of women and
girls, showing plainly that no man or
how ever ventured within its portals
The women In this Land That New
er Was were always tall and graceful,
and they walked in gardens that con-
,ained statuary and marble urns, and
were accompanied either by a very
tall dog with corduroy sides, or by a
stately peacock.
They never looked like the women
anyone ever knew, but all the women
looked at the pictures admiringly,
and tried to make their dresses look
Ike those that trailed so gracefully
along the walks Of the Land That
Never Was.
For the pictures Of the Land That
Never Was appeared exclusively in
the fashion books, and every woman
subscribed, and looked, and read, and
copied, and sighed both for the tall
and slender shape and the garden
with its peacock and marble fauns.
Men did not appear in these pic
lures some years ago. They bought
clothes that wore and some Inherited
the clothes of their fathers, and no
one dreamed in those days that it
would ever be easier to sell a purple
sock to a man by picturing him
standing. with purple socks on his
feet, feeding swans in a pond, with a
pretty girl standing beside him.
Times have indeed improved for
the men," said Lysander John Apple
ton. taking the advent of men into
the pictures OF the Land That Never
Was as a suggestion for his conduct,
as well as for his dress. And he
laughed merrily, as married men
sometimes do when away from home.
The next day he bought a pair of
Always Wear shoes, and that night,
TO try their virtues. he took a girl for
a walk lifting up each yellow shod
foot proudly and easily as he walked.
lust as in the pictures of yellow shoe
styles in the Land That Never Was.
A few days later he bought a new
overcoat, and that night took a pretty
girl to a private dining room of a
hotel.
See" he said, IF It fits we'll around
the neck" and she put her arms
around his neck, just as in the pic
lures, and reported that 1t did.
He arrived home the next night
wearing a new tie and, though he
looked carefully through the style
book he found no picture OF a man
wearing a new tie before the admir-
ing gaze Of a very fat and wabbly
wife. Something was wrong. and he
felt out Of fashion. But the feeling
was only momentary, for he heard the
voice Of pretty girl in the parlor
Walking in, he boldly lifted her to
the top Of the center table. Putting
one arm around her he drew her
close to him, and held out an end of
his tie.
II have never yet" he said, found
a more satisfactory tie than the Silk
All Through"
But she had not read the style book
and didn't know that it was up to her
to grasp the tie, and look at the
wearer lovingly while she replied. 81
do not see how they make them for
the money"
Instead, she gave a scream of anger
and fright, so loud that Mrs. Apple
ton came running.
And this forever ended Lysander
Johns excursions into the Land That
Never Was.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
BY Virginia T. Van de Water.
ItTHE day is long" said the I'M

1.-THE day Is long" said the un-
happy wife. the day is long!"
She was talking to a young
woman who had been married for sew
eral years. assuring her that Husbands
bear watching"
But my husband is at home with me
every evening" said the young matron
80 l know he is all right"
The older woman shook her head and
made the remark quoted above.
IAN men must be watched" she in
sisted. THE price of a faithful hus-
band Is constant vigilance on the part
of the wife. Very few men are good
my dear"
This kind of talk is so common among
some women that one wonders how
much of it is the result Of observation
how much Of conviction and how much
Of it Is affectation.
II It is the outcome Of observation, II
is a mistake 20 tell happy women OF
such unfortunate conclusions. II 1t is
a conviction-based upon personal ex-
perience-surely ones pride might keeT
her quiet on this subject II this strain
of conversation Is an affectation, it is
not worth considering; at least it would
not be were il not for the unhappy fact
that il leads other women to believe
that men are as bad as their tradu-
GERS declare them TO be.
For. at the risk Of being smiled al
as a credulous person who is easily
duped by appearances, insist that
believe that the average husband is
faithful to the wife whom he loves and
who is faithful to him. know, as dc
all of US, that there are men who are
false to their marriage vows, just as
there are men who are liars and cheats
1But II one pauses to consider the va
fious married couples one knows one
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
EXPERIENCE OF
MOTHERHOOD
Advice to Expectant Mothers.

The experience of Motherhood is
trying one to most women and marks
distinctly an epoch in their lives. Not
one woman in a hundred is prepared
Dr. understands how to properly care
tor herself. OF course nearly every
woman nowadays has medical treat
ment at such times. but many APP
proach the experience with an organ
Ism untitled for the trial of strength.
and when II is over her system has
received a shock from which 1t is
hard to recover. Following right
upon this comes the nervous strain Of
caring for the child, and a distinct
change In the mother results.
There is nothing more charming
than happy and healthy mother of
children. and indeed child birth IN
der the right conditions need be no
hazard to health or beauty. The in
explafnabie thing is that, with all the
evidence OF shattered nerves and
broken health resulting from an un-,
prepared condition and with ample
time in which to prepare. women will
persist in going blindly to the trial.
Every woman at this time should
rely upon Lydia L. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound, a most valuable TON
&c and invigorator of the female or
ganism-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
Up-to-Date Jokes

President Woodrow Wilson has very
quick wit A man in the course of an
animated conversation, noticing that
Mr.. Wilson's eyeglasses were perched
near the tip OF his nose, remarked:
Your glasses, Governor, are almost in
your mouth"
That's all right" was the quick re-
Spouse; Il want to see what I'm talking
about"
At a fashionable dinner party, after
the ladies' returned to the drawing room,
the hostess, in a very deCOlette dress
and wearing ma gnificent Jewels, leaned
back in her chair and shivered slightly.
footman went in search Of the lady's
maid.
Parker" said the lady, with languid
rns gnificence II feel chilly; bring me
another diamond necklace"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

The star dreamers' heavens are
In chaos-new stars are born
fixed planets are adrift-the moon
holds naught but a woman's face
and her lamp-like star Is the coun-
tenance OF Cupid All this-when
a shepherd of the stars''--an as
tronomer-falls in Lowell
NELL BRINKLEY.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
THAT DEPENDS ON THE GIRL
Dear Miss Fairfax.


/ am a young man of "a and
have been keeping steady COM
pany with a girl whom l have
known two years. l am solely
dependent on a salary, which is
$50 per month, and have no bank
account. VIII you kindly tell me
how much IT would cost to fur
nish a fiat Of four rooms (mod-
erately) and also if two Of or
binary and economical habits
could get along on $50.
There are girls who could furnish
an apartment OF four rooms with a
hundred dollar bill and have money
left, and other girls who couldn't do
IL on two hundred. It all depends on
the shopping instincts of the girl.
Ninety a month is not much, with
rent to be met, but 1t is possible 10
live on it. This also denends on the
girl. She may be orderly and eco
nomical, but does she know how to
buy?
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

And IN each eye 10 a stolen star.
And the moons attendant star
that follows and stands always a
little out from her silver harbor-
ike a lighthouse set in stiII blue
Water-it holds a face-the ardent
face OF Venus's son-Klimmer-
eyed, pale-haired. winged. smiling
straight down into his stunned
heart
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

trains his telescope on the moon
his softly luminous dead world
the tender. delicate, thin moon
silvery crescent. And where ne al
ways found volcanoes pitting it
wide and deep-there are none! out
of it's pale glow a woman's face
an earthly woman's tender face Of
warm flesh and singing blood
shines down straight into his heart!
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

and through a slice in the high
domed roof, seeks out the red gilt
ter OF fiery Aldebaran.
But there comes a night when
the stars that powder the sapphire
sky dance madly up and DOWN.
The Milky Way writhes under its
pearly skin! The star dreamer"
hunts dazedly for the tender
PIeiades They are gone mad.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

Something has gone wrong! The
red and blue! The Heavenly Twins
are flirting with the Giant Orionl
The Northern Crown has lost its
rigid circlet shRpe-grows pliable
like a string of loose diamonds and
seems to whirl dizzily! Desperately
gazing, the astronomer fnds It is a
ring of dancing girls And then he
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
Advice to the
Lovelom
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

NO.
Dear Miss Fairfax:
Last night I went out with a
girl friend and we met some boys
whom we knew. While going
along the street talking, two 9TH
er boys came along. Because we
had not had an introduction to
them we did not talk to them.
One asked me if / had lost my
tongue. Now where came from
that is considered an awful in
suit. l slapped him unintention-
ally and we walked away Should
l apologize? WORRIED.
You were right in not speaking to
them without an introduction. bat
did wrong in resenting silly boys
sillier remark in such a way
You did wrong, not to him, but ~
yourself. You owe him no apology,
but you owe to yourself a resolution
to be more dignifed. You should
have paid no attention to him
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

CIV yHO," jeers the cool blood
w ed astronomer ZONE, = the
scientist. who once
having sweet-hearted with the
Pleiades-could ever turn to an
earthly mistress? One of these
soft creatures who talk great
deal. put powder on their noses and
are never on timei" And the Star
dreamer" adjusts his giant lens,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

In many homes
once C hiIdless
there are now
children because
OF the fact that
Lydia r. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound makes
W o m en- normal,
h Q a l { b y and
afrnn~
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
A Certainty.

JOnes-Do you know. I fancy ! have
quite a musical bent.
Friend speaking from experience
All right, old boy. Keep on and you'll
be worse than bent; you'll be broke
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

" you want special advice write
10 Lydia {. Pinkham Medicine Co,
(eOnfidentiaD, Lynn, Mass. Your let
tor will be opened, read and answered
by a woman and held in strict con.
ddenes.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

The forests of Norway are mostly
in private or municipal ownership
the nation owning 2S.5 per cent Of the
total forest area The national for
ests of the United States occupy only
about 20 per cent Of the total forest
area OF the country.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

Germany Is said to have an over
supply Of foresters; so that well-edu-
Gated men have hard work to secure
even inferior positions
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

Gambling debts are recoverable by
law in France, Spain, Venezuela and
in some cases in Germany.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
Do You Know.

Much Of the cork used throughout
the world comes from Portugal, which
harvests about $4,000 tons a year.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11

Japanese soldiers are nearly all
gymnasts, and every barracks has a
gymnasium. So we'll trained are they
that in less than half minute they
can scale a wall fourteen feet high,
by simply ieapfng on each others
shoulders, one man sustaining two
or three others.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-11
Items of Interest

rather curious rule that con-
Germs the serving Of wines which are
not decanted is observed at the
Kings dinner table. The name Of
the grower or shipper of the wine
is always removed from the bottle
before it is taken into the royal din
ing room. The reason of this is "a
avoid giving the grower or shipper
the big advertisement of his wines
appearing on the Kings dinner table.
II dates from the reign Of George Ill
The latest German Army giant re-
cruit is a volunteer named Peter
Zimmerman, who has just joined the
Eleventh Infantry Regiment at Reg
ensburg, in Bavaria. The new re-
cruit stands feet 9 "a inches n
his stockings. Bavaria is proud of
its young warrior who is % years
Of age, and is three quarters Of an
inch taller than the tallest man in
the Prussian Guards.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-10-23
APARTMENT HOUSES.

Douglas I. Gilman & Co. have
leased large apartment Of twelve rooms
and four baths at No. 929 Park avenue
TO Philip Voss; apartment for the winter
at No us East 54th street to Robert L.
Burton: an apartment in No. l6 Eas'
10th street to James l.. Kenway.
Harry Parker has rented apartments al
Nos. 100 and Ill East 5sth street to Juliet
Il. Green. Leone c. Brown and Durr
Friedley also an apartment at No. 81
East 4sth street to William a. Gramer.
Douglas L. Gilman & Co. leased an
apartment Of fourteen rooms and four
baths in No 63j Park avenue, corner OF
66th street to Mrs Henry f.. owen: also
an apartment at No Al Park avenue for
Miss Annie b. Dexter to Clarence Whit
man. and at No. rs East 10Th street to
Paul Phipps, OF Winnipeg, Canada.
The j. +. Whiton-Stuart Company
rented the entire fifth floor for the NO
70 East 57th Street Company TO Rooer'
y Brigham Hall and William D. Blood.
good have rented at White Court. No. 9i'
West 10th street TO the following: CasaI
Israel, Mrs. Matilda Hart, Frederick ID
Grifths, Mrs. Josephine G. Lowell, Pau
Rahm, John O'Connor and Roland II
Mallory. The same brokers have also
rented I'm Riverview Court, Nos. Gil and
el3 West 18Th street, 10 the following.
Mrs Isabelle Finch. Martin w. Roth and
Moses w fOeW.