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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-05-04
AUTOMOBILES AND GOOD ROADS


prospective of an automobile readily select from the
will
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
HOUSEHOLD ECONOMY
How to Have the Best Cough
Syrup and Save 81 by Max
ing 1t at Home.

Cough medicines, as a rule, con-
tain large quantity of plain syrup.
If you take one pint of granulat ed
sugar, add " pint of warm water
and stir about 2 minutes, you have
as good syrup as money could buy.
II you will then put ga ounces
of Pinex ESQ cents worth) in a
pint bottle, and fill IT up with the
Sugar Syrup, you will have as much
cough syrup as you could buy ready
made for $3.50. 1t keeps perfectly.
And you will find 1t the best
cough syrup you ever used-even in
take hold-usually stops the most
severe cough in "a hours. 1t is just
laxative enough. has a good tonic
effect, and taste Is pleasant. Take
q teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
1t is a splendid remedy, too, for
whooping cough, Group, hoarseness,
asthma. chest pains, etc.
Pinex is the most valuable con-
centrated compound of Norway
white pine extract, rich in guaiacol
and all the healing pine elements.
No other preparation will work in
this formula.
This recipe for making cough
remedy with Pinex and Sugar syrup
is now used and priced in thousands
of homes In the United States and
Canada. The plan has often been
initiated but never successfully.
A guaranty of absolute satisfac-
ton. or money promptly refunded.
goes with this recipe. Your drug
gist has Pfnex, or will get Il for
you. II not, send to The Pinex Co.,
TT. Wayne. Ind.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

, tin on the 18th of July last the
chances are that he would spend
the next two years press-agent-
ing the democratic majority IN
the house and drawing pay as as
sistant sergeant-at-arms.
Instead of saying sweet moth
ings to each other, as is the
wont of most engaged folks, Tav
and his "best girl that ever
lived" planned political CAM
paign. The bridegroom-to-te was
told to hurry back to Cordoya,
ILL.,, and take a democratic nom-
ination that nobody else wanted,
because the district was always
republican.
And the Rock Island district
| will have the youngest member
of the next congress and the
youngest matron in the congress
sional set, the same being Con-
gresham Tavenner and Mrs. Ia
venner, age 20.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
THE APPENDIX In COLORADO

appendices bound to
respect7
Must doctor right or go to jaif
doubt shall bursts and kills
he CT ITS us
''Who shall decide when doctors disagreed
hind threatens
making criminal ffnse doctor good AP
he sheds other Col
orado-hood, he must produce the to jail
Well that's all citizen to the
with appendicitis honestly thinks appendicitis
well for the doctor in his soul
81 think this fellow has -but don't know There lots of
that Woods Hutchinson himself tell
JAIL like mischief afraid all will we'll
To be let really appendicitis will
and flood and he IL him
penditi aa let
tents die knowand the whole I'll let him take the
Well not Opeae'
And then suppose it really appendicitis!
And the doctor has the
the pickles he and appendicitis ALL why the thing
and tattoo on his stomach the legend:
surgeons or those intending Don't operate for append
chs I've done it. Under hand and scape Sawbon D."
Wouldn't that
aed on again next time?
Why not Why think
fail appendicitis the the bill?
And they let them meuithat the
patient En-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
By the Junior Office Bow

n. ", Jan. Ii dunno is It
true or not, but they are telling
comikel storey on a yung min
lister that just recently got a job
of preaching down on staten
island.
staten island is in new york
city, but it is mostly covered with
woods, and a large number of
the men wears chin whiskers,
winter and summer.
well, this young peracher he
though he better get in right,
so he called on one of the dea-
cons to have a little talk with
him.
for my first sermon, he says to
the deacon, have a stirring dis
corse against the demon rum,
witch is spreading mizzery in our
fare land.
the deacon give his chin plume
few cuffs. and then he says
my yung friend, that is very
excellent, and of corse the church
is agains drinkin, you under
stand that, but we better be a
little liberal, just little liberal,
in starting in
there might be a Teller here
and there in the congregation
you know that onct in a while
takes a drink just for medisin,
and you don't want to begin by
offending nobody. do you
no, of course not, says the
preacher, how about a sermon
agenst card playin, i've got a
screecher.
the deacon he massaged his
bush some more, and then he
replys, my friend, I wouldent ad-
wise 1t
some of the sisters PLAYS
bridge, and some OF the bretn-
rem likes a little game of pc
nuckle onct in a while, and you
don't want to offend nobody, do
YOU 81
well. says the yung Teller, how
about talk agenst horse racing
dear me, ansers the deacon,
dear me, I'm afraid that wont do
at all
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Editor Times: believe the
interest which the public has in
the recent ruling of the court
holding invalid the indictments
found by the late grand Jury be-
cause of my having been present
in the jury room while the mat
tiers were under consideration,
justifies a statement of the facts.
The four superior judges hav-
ing determined that there should
be an investigation of the rumors
relating to the conduct Of some
of the deputies in the prosecuting
attorneys office, it became neces-
sary for the prosecuting attorney
to make an appointment of a
deputy for the purpose.
Having been selected by the
four judges for that purpose, and
the prosecuting attorney having
signified his willingness to make
the appointment, 1 called at the
office of Mr.. McMurray to take
the oath of office, and he show
ed me the appointment prepared
by him. / objected to it's form
for the reason that it restricted
my authority to "an investigation
of the Crashules matter" whereas
the judges had requested that l
look into any other matter which
l might find warranted investiga-
ton, and for the further, and as
1 stated the more important rea-
son that if grand jury should be
called, that my presence in the
jury room under such an appoint
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

OF course, "Tav" says that he
did it; good speaking, warm
handshaking and all that, but
Washington knows better. 1t was
Mrs. Tav who did it-elected her
husband to the house of represen-
tatives as the baby member of the
next congress.
At the capital, where Mrs.
Clyde H. Tavenner used to be
one of Senator Bob LaFollette's
secretaries, everybody just per-
fectly says that she did the most
towards turning an erstwhiie
strongly republican majority into
democratic majority of 1900.
To be sure, Clyde H. Taven-
ner helped the movement along
with some mighty argumentive
speeches and hob-nobbings with
the sons of toll back in their four
teenth Illinois district.
But if Tav hadn't been mar
ried to the then Miss Isabel Mar
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

some of the boys got some
pretty good steppers, and we gen.
erly have some trotting at the
county fair evry fall.
We got to be little liberal
rite at the start off, you know,
and you don't want to offend no.
body
we'll. Is there anything | can
take a crack at, asks the yung
minister, i got to preach about
sumthing
sure there is, says the deacon,
sure there Is
go after the philistines, give
EN- fits, they amt got a friend in
town. johnny.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

ment would invalidate any indict-
ments found. Mr.. McMurray
they caused an appointment to
be made and signed in my pres
ence constituting me a deputy
prosecuting attorney without re-
strictions, and said, 81 will file
this instead of the other"
Instead, he filed the restricted
appointment, a fact of which I
had no notice until the matter
came up recently on the motion
to quash the indictment against
]. Matthew Murray, found by the
grand jury.
H, P. BURDICK.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
WHY, CERTAINLY!

carried headline j.
Hill for Wilson Cabinet; Bankers Rolling
Whereupon fellow of
humor wrote to another follows:
1.-The portfolio which Mr. Hill
agriculture.
"For that his friends
suggestion complete cabinet harmony with the foregoing herewith
suggested: ..i S..
Secretary of Sate-J MORGAN
Secretary Of the Treasury-KUHN LOEB & co.
Secretary of WarTI1E
Secretary of the Navy-CRAMP CO.
Secretary the
Secretary Agriculture
co. !
Secretary Commerce and LaboTE NEW YORK. NEW HAVEN
HARTFORD
Attorney General-EIIIIU ROOT
Postmaster General-TTIE ADAMS EXPRESS CO."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
Serious.

Serious.
Ever in railway accident?"
We'll, l kissed a pretty girl
once, going through a tunnel"
Not a very serious accident
that"
Yes, it was; l married her."
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

It's always the man who is right on
the job that counts. The world can't
recognize the loafer, the srlker, the un-
reliable, the unloyal, but it generally
has to tip its hat off to the man who is
always doing the things that count.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Woodrow sorrowfully consents to
ride in that inaugural parade because,
he thinks, the streets would be too
crowded for him to walk. Get on a
motorcycle, Woodrow!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Gov. Hays says "you bet" he will
help rejuvenate the republican party,
which indicates that the governor has
at last come to a realization that it
needs regeneration.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
HGlI Aczl 6ma1g Mwx<z
JOSH WISE SAYS:

The navy is said to be short
5000 men on account of the
heavy demand for farm labor.
Which may also answer the
question, what has become of the
good actors?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
Hardest of All.

Hardest of All.
First NJ. D. (from bedside of
wealthy bachelor) He is sleep
ing naturally-he will recover.
Second NJ. Dyes, the worst
Is over.
First NJ. D.-No, the worst is
to come.
Second M. D.-How is that?
First NJ. Dive have to
break the news to his relatives.
Life.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
Shop Talk

SHOP Talk
81 tell you pard. it pays ter be
polite. A Thank yer never hurt
nobody"
at did me. l Isaid it to lady
without thinkin' when l had me
deaf and dumb card on, an she
had me arrested for an imposter. "
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

The new county officials are not over
looking their families in the selecting of
deputies, which shows that blood is still
thicker than politics.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
Judicial Proof.

Judicial Proof.
A New York court holds that
moving picture shows are not a
necessity. Seeing that the price
hasn't gone up, we are inclined
to believe the decision is correct.
Nashville Banner.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

don't know nuthin' about yer books
An l don't much care to know 'em,
I'm scarcely wise to novels looks
An l never has read poem.
Them written things is Greek to me,
I'm nightly shy on learnin',
But know the woods an the wind that's free
An the smell of the wood fires burnn'.
l know the call of the matn' bird
An the trail of the stag to water,
An the ways of the wild things, winged an furred
That all of you "wise" folks slaughter
l know the song of the wind at night
In the pine trees softly stirrin',
An know the cry of the ducks in flight
An the sound of the wings a-whirrn'.
When there amt friend beside you?
Do you know the way to pack an camp
Kin you keep yer route an all-day's tramp
With never trail to guide you?
You can't? Well, mebbe, I'm quite chump
To you an yer learned brothers,
But let me tell you sir, plain an plump,
There certainly are some others!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
IN THE EDITORS MAIL

Everybody in Pierce county reads this column short
Times readers general interest and without
malice, will printed Write about anything
you malice motive Many
printed short
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Somebody suggests that Tom
Marshall shave off his mustache.
And we were living In hope that
he would raise a beardl
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
PROLONGS IT'S LIFE

After emptying the rubber hot
water bottle blow little air into
it and screw in the cork. This
prevents the sides of the bottle
from sticking together and adds
to its life.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
Weary WiIIie's Wish

What work do you like?"
Lfneman for a wireless or
picking flowers from century
plants"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Dr. Cook and Jim Corbett will appear
at rival vaudeville houses here in a
couple of weeks. Pick your winners.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Just because you can make snow
balls it's no reason that you should
take fall out of your neighbor across
the street.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Il won't talk about Bryan"
said Champ Clark to a number
OF newspaper men. AS well ask
Missouri man to tickle q
mules hind leg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Turnow has been trailed in the deep
snow. Turnow has been trailed all
over the Olympics, and he has been
seen, but he hasn't been caught.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
What He Thought.

WHdC he IHUugHC,
The Teacher-Why, Jimmy!
Jimmy! Have you forgot your
pencils again? What would you
think of soldier going to war
without a gun?
Jimmy-I'd think he was an
officer.-Boston Record,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

A little snowballing now and then is
relished by almost any man.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Technicalities seem to be very effect
i've in freeing indicted lawyers in the
Pierce county courts.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

He Decides.
Lady-And how long do you
stay in one place?
Hobo--That rests entirely wit
de Judge LADY.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Frank Ross seems to have stirred up
hornets nest with his talk to the
Japanese.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

One lamps this from his sta
tionery:
Frank Reese, Limestone, o.
Sells Goldfish, Calico and Tom
Platt Cigars"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
Obviously q Fraud.

obviously ffauu.
Dancer-What did you put
that man out for?
Floor Manageable claimed
to be one of the city fireman, and
he was wearing a celluloid col
lar.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Now the overshoe dealer gets his
inning.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
The Dangers of Surgery.

The Dangers of Surgery.
Joseph Haas of Nauyoo and
Mrs. Anna Lively of Elvaston,
ILL.,, were married in the latter
city last week. Jos. became &C
quainted with the lady at a Keo-
kuk hospital during an opera
ton he underwent there, and
who was his nurse.-Keokuk
(Ia.) Gate City.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

A good snow generally causes slip
or two.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

Have you written 1912 in 1918?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07

You Hear 1t Often, But Do You
Believe 1t?
81 wish you would drop In
oftener."
Il haven't had a minute to my
self all day."
81 wouldn't wear diamonds If 1
had a million of them"
Il need a new dress, goodness
knows, but | would much rather
Henry would buy a new suit"
Il would rather hear grand
opera"
81 always start for home be-
fore the rush hour"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-07
Projections.

"Why do you carry that poem
in your pocket, pard?"
Because it is 'Woodman
Spare Dat Tree / recite it every
time anybody asks me to tackle
a wood pile"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-28
GOVERNOR OF YUCATAN
ATTACKS GOVERNOR

Eagle Pass Tex. July 2S.--'rhe fol-
towing statement about Ambasaador
Henry Lane Wilson today was tele-
graphed 10 President Wiisoii by Gov
ern0r vaIies Of the state of Yucatan.
Mexico now In Piedras Negras, the
cnnstisutiOnailstN provisional capi,ni;
II avn the constitutional governor
of Yucatan. having heen elected De-
oember 10. 1911. and still holding
under the constitution ana laws or
Mexico
II am the brother-in-law Of Vice
President Pion Duarez and was in
Mexico city with my family during
the February revolution when ON the
18th Il became necessary for me 20
save my ne My wife subsequently
called on the ambassador and he told
her that Il was necessary she should
telegraph me az once and urge me
strongly 10 recognize General Huertn
aa president OF the republic"
Vailes' telegram declared that the
Ambassador threatened him with what
would happen u Wales dld not rec
oRnize Huertn The telegram also
specified other alleged actions OF the
American Ambassador 20 which Wales
said MeNicans objected.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-28
WHEELS SILENT IN
DEEP WORKINGS
OF MINES AT
CALUMET
ACcumulating Water Reaches
Depth Of 800 Feet in Bot
toms Of Deep Shafts Putting
Pumps Out Of Commission.
QUIET REIGNs IN
THE STRIKE DISTRICT

lBy Leased Wire 20 Evening Herald. /
Calumet Mich, July 2R-Onlv
preliminary efforts 10 open up the
copper mines. closed lna week by a
strike. took place today on tho south
rnnge Pumps were started in some
of the shafts. but on the deep con-
giomcrate lode workings of iha Cain-
met and HeclB not n wheel moved.
Meanwhile IL was acknowledged
that water wRa accommodating IN the
mines rapidly. having already reach
ed depth of soc feet w the hottom
Of the shafts and put out Of oommla-
sion the two lower batteries of elec-
trically operated pumps IN tho cniu-
met and Tamarack mines. the deep
est In the district
Quiet reigned generally throughout
the two counties affected hv the
strike aud brigade headquarters az
Calumet received no calls because ~
rlotlng. Additional troops were sent
20 the stations north of here a. cover
the Increased territory given protcc-
tlon By the requiEition 81 the Krwce-
nav county sheriff yesterday Sn-
looms. closed Sundays. were permitted
to re-open today.
Mine operators Of the superior Cop
per district prepared today 10 follow
the advice OF the militia commanders
and resume operations with every
available man os the 1900 miners
who have been Idle here since Iuiy
% AZ result Of the Western FEEDER
alton Of Minors strike because the
fires had heen banked for the day tho
work was slow and 81 was impossible
TO learn definitely what progress had
been made.
The first shots of the strike were
fired early today a. the Isle Royaie
mine. a sentry guardlng the powder
house .detected several nsti approach.
Ing the place and fired when they
failed to heed his command 60 halt
The intruders fled and company ~
guardsmen secured the district hut
without making any arrests.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-28

EXECUTIVE PROD Is
SEVERELY scoREn


fBz KeRnea Wiro - rssenine raesa1t1
Weehington. July 9f..--Esnat-r
townsena % Miehiesn, n speefn lIf
ne senate today chareefsflaea tha
Payne-Aidrich tariff iaW a. th~
0etsysnnrg where the faollonF % the
Republican party ware formed On haf+
10 array" that led 70 mo lfiuaaph t
the Democratlc party. giving ll an CO.
periunity 10 write the pendfne iasI,f
ON which he condemned
''rhia hlll Senator Townsend A,sa.
yves conceived 10 hatred 81 the Amaf.
lean policy of profecflam and nfoueht
forth IN the darkness of ma ereree
caucus chamber un6ef llse profess, tha
Al charge 81 one wno has naVer had
any experience fn bneIneaa ohslelrlcs.
"a a any wonder that th6 thIne n
miaahuped ana dafor1neG3 Ia Il any
wonder Ameriran prhgreeu Ana unnaa
perily look with dislasor "a lk9r
Senator Teuneand nlnh criticised
"executiye Interference. and caucus
domination.
Votes on amendments Iaes MaAM
showed mpny 81 sho Progressive nes
publlcana al variaNce With th2 roA
alaindor of Aha ntpub'.gnn alde "a
eeriain Items. a - Understood now
thnl an aNfeninfpt WnF RnIh Io BIhs
sfltpte the Ia Foiloffe wool frh4enla
FOR that whlch haa already bean ~
trodnced by senator amool nud WA|ch
ihe latter expect. TO prtE6hf as tnU
Republican measures
An today's conference presided over
BY senator Clapp we're Senators
BoFah, Briatow, Crawford. Sterling.
CummlnH. kenyon. Ia Toilette.
0Fonna, Norris and Works.
Another conference win 81 held ia
. few days and each member win pre-
sent amendments which rs proposes
10 support IN the sena.o. senator ~
Toilette outlined substitutes rs viii
propose 60 the wool and cotton schea-
ulea next week when be will begin hl1
attack on the schedules of the pomp-
cratic bill Senator Kenyon win urge
amendments placing on the fFaa l|et
ali articles IN control 81 z monopoly.
ono OF them being aYanslnunt. He oxs
pects tc speak this week IN the eens
erai policy Of free listing alI erusl con-
troiled commodities.
senator Cummlna has an amanda
ment 20 tax All Commodities sofia
through aioak exchanges. sfmslef a.
the cotton futures stamp laA intiadt1
IN the Democrats blll. OEher pro.
eresslve Republicans are 10 propose
amendments which the conlerhnee WIN
consider.
Eleven Progressive Republican SEM
aiors tentatively agreed today % app-
port Senator I.aFolleise's suh,eehea-
ulea on wool. cotton and eeteral items
Of the tarin bin. This nnfAad tne
fitnt effort on the part ~ lhe PRO.
greesiye Republican element 20 take
a definite stand on tariff reVislAu.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-28
TELEGRAPH OPERATOR OF
EEL PAsO rs MISSING

III Paso, Tex. Jtiy 2s.--R. G. kim
ball. telegraph operator Of El Paso,
is missing. The last seen et him he
was In Iaii IN Juarez. Three weeks
ago he was arrested m Juarez on "A
charge Of creating n disturbance, hut
was released after intc7cesslons by
irlends. week ago he disappeared
from III paso. To-day two Ameri-
cans came over from Juarez and claim
they crossed over ia Juarez week
ago with Hlmball 90 get some effects
NJ ieft N Jnarez ana that al Of them
were arrested. They said Kimbnli
was taken from their cell several days
aao and they have not seen him since.
They wore released today Juarcy Of
ficlais claim 20 know nothing ~ the
case