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The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

He had an invariable way of asking
the wrong question or making the
wrong comment. So it was, when at
"a dinner party his neighbor, a lady,
said to him: II am a thorough be-
lever, you know, Mr.. Smith, that
mems clothes should match their hair;
a black-haired man should wear black
clothes, a ~brown-haired man should
wear brown clothes. Don't you think
so?"
THAT may be-" bungled Jones, "but
suppose a man is bald?"-Saturday
Evening Post.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
"A MESSAGE From Mars"

Beginning on Monday, March 18th,
the American theater players will pre-
sent Richard Ganthony's famous and
beautiful dream play. "a Message
From Mars" The engagement will ex-
tend throughout the week with the
regular matinees on Thursday and Sat
urday. Henry Hall will enact the part
originally played by Charles Hawtrey
in his triumphal tour of the country.
Visit the American theater when in
Spokane.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
TRANSPORTATION.

According to recent word from
Butte, Mont, the Burlington railroad
has let a contract for the construction
of a line between Grin Junction and
Guernsey, in Wyoming, to cost $1,000
900.
The big 750-foot tunnel opposite
Orondo, the largest on the up-river
line of the Great Northern, and which
has been under way since last sum
mer, was opened up last Saturday,
and is now ready for track laying.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

to build a Panama canal to connect
the two coasts of the country with
cheap water transportation, the trans
continental railroads should own all
the competing water lines and fix
freights by water at a figure that
would not compel them to lower the
present high rates by land? Yet this
situation is threatening-and the rep
res~entatives of the railroads have the
nerve to stand up in congress and say
that attempts to prevent it r de-
structive legislation. The only thing
that such laws would destroy are
monopolies that want to tie the people
of the country hand and foot. We
have had altogether too much con-
structive legislation in the United
States. Legislation has constructed
all the trusts.-The Silent Partner.
The fellow who kills the most time
is the first one to ask when he will
get his vacation.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
At Spokane.
"Gypsy Love-"

A. H. Woods production of the Franz
Lehar operatta, Gypsy Love-" will
play an engagement of three nights,
starting Tuesday, March IS, with a
Wednesday matinee, at the Auditorium
theater, Spokane.
Phyllis Darlington, the California
prima donna, has the difficult role of
Zorika.
Arthur Albro, the Russian tenor,
who has become a big American favor.
tie, is is in the cast. His voice is said
to be a rare one. His duets with Miss
Darlington, it is said, are the most
beautiful in the piece.
Eighty people and an enlarged or.
chestra. Night prices soc to So. Mail
orders now.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
At the Orpheum.
V S"S S'Po'""
All This Week

All THIS WEEK. =.
Mr.. Homer B. Mason, Miss Margaret
Keller and their company, presenting
"In and Out; Daisy Jerome, known as
the Electric Spark; Sanders Bur-
lesque Circus, a European novelty;
Bixley & Lerner, the Melba and Ca
russo of vaudeville; the Misikalgirls;
Daintee La Crandall, "The Girl on the
Wire; Fred M. Griffith.
Orpheum Concert orchestra and lat
est motion pictures.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

LADY, am looking for a g~overness
for my children.
Manager of Intelligence Ofice-Did
we supply you with one last week?
Lady-Yes.
Manager of Intelligence Office
Well, Madam, according to her report
you don't need a governess. You need
a lion-tamer.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

The angry citizen puffed into the
Office of the city editor.
"See here, sir" he yelled, what do
you mean by publishing my resigna-
ton from my political Office in this
way?"
you gave the story out yourself,
didn't your" asked the editor.
"Of course 1 did," replied the angry
citizen. But your fool paper prints
it under the head of Public Improve
ments."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
MANY STATES FOR
DIRECT ELECTION

Eighteen Send Notice to the Federal
Government.
Washington.-The secretary of state
legislatures of IS states upon the pro-
posed constitutional amendment pro-
viding for the direct election of sena.
tors by the people.
So far, not a single state has acted
adversely. The amendment has been
approved by Massachusetts,, Mime
sofa, New York, Arizona, North Caro-
lima, Oregon, Mississippi, Colorado
Wyoming. Idaho. Texas, Montana, Hi
nois, Maine, Nevada, New Hampshire
Wisconsin and Vermont.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

Redd-A dog that runs under a car
rage is called a carriage dog, isn't
it?
Green-Certainly.
Well, what would you call one that
runs under an automobile?
Why, a dead dog.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

Jack-The college girl I am engaged
to picked me up on grammar before a
week had passed over our heads.
Tom-You got off light and easy.
The college girl l knew corrected my
English while I was proposing to her.
Boston Transcript.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

"This is a heartless world" began
Panhandle Pete. Think what a
woman did today when all I asker her
for was something just to keep body
and soul together"
What did she do?" returned Weary
Willie.
"She handed me a safety pin"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
Mexico Quietinq Down.

Mexico City.-The situation through
out the republic, outside of the states
of Coahuila and Sonora, has shown i'm
provement in the last week. Zapatista
o%utrages, though still reported from
time to time, are diminishing.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y,
for a free sample of Aliens Foot Ease. 1t
cures sweating, hot, swollen, aching feet.
1t makes new or tight shoes easy. A GER
tain cure for corns %ingrowing nails n
bunions. All druggists sell it. Csc. Don't
accept any substitute.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

Edith, aged six, had just been in
formed that twin boys had been added
to the family.
That's funny she unused. Ethel
and I both prayed for a baby brother,
but we meant the same one."
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

Are they very much in lover"
81 guess so. They send kisses to
each other by telephone and stand
waiting with their lips puckered if the
report is that the wire is busy."-New
York Press.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
Special Conference Called.

A conference has been called for
all persons interested in the growing
and distributing of farm products to
meet in Chicago April 8 to 10, inclu-
sive, for the purpose of counseling to-
gether and devising some plan of &C
ton that will place the marketing
and distributing of agricultural COM
modities on a more economic, scien-
tifc and harmonious basis. The com
mittee in charge is as follows: Frank
P. Holland, Dallas, Texas; Ben F.
Bileter, Huntington, Ind; Frank E.
Long, Chicago; Chas. w. Holman, sec.
rotary, 14OS Steger building, Chicago.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

Should Butcher get the credit for
winning Waterloo?"
mo; that victory is credited to
Wellington. Butcher didn't relieve
him until about the eighth inning
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
London suffraeettes Use Fire.

Observation-Disclosures burned down
the wooden pavilion of the bowling
club at Heaton park, Newcastle, Sum-
day. They left a card inscribed, mo
peace until votes for women"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tab
let's. Druggists refund money II 1t fails
to cure. e. w. GROVES signature is on
each box. 25c.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
Roots, Banks, Herbs

Are sklfuly combined with other valuable Ingredients in Hoods Sarsapa~
rMa, making II, in our opinion, the strongest and safest, the most success
full, and the most widely useful medicine for the Blood, Stomach, Liver and
Kidneys. It contains not only Sarsaparila, but also those great Altera-
tves, sIinsia and Blue Flag; those great Anu-Biious and Liver remedies,
Mandrake and Dandeion; those great Kidney remedies, iva Ura, Juniper
Berries and Pipsissewa; those great Stomach Tonics, Genian Root and
Wild Cherry Bark; and other valuable curative agents.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

1t is a fine point whether we suffer
more by the ignorance Of the il~literate
or the prejudice of the learned.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
Hoods JdrSdpdriLlu

II Of wonderful benefit in cases Of rheumatism, Sctadca, CataErh, 6tomach
Troubles, Kidney and Liver Affections, Scrofula, Eczema, Skin Diseases.
Blood Pdsons, Bons. Ulcers, all Eruptions, General Debility Loss Of Ape
tte, That Tired Feeling, and other Ills arising from impure blood.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

"Why does that darned old hen al
ways want to roost on a letter box?"
"She was Matched from a parcel
post egg"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

Kentucky and Pennsylvania produce
nearly all the camel coal mined in the
United States.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

PILES CURED IN 8 TO "a DAYS
Your druggist will refund money II PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure any case Of
Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in 6 to IA days. soc.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14
RH EUMATISM,

Constipation. Liver. Kidney and Stomach
trouble relieved by the use of Bassett's
Native Herbs. You can get 80 tablets for
Csc at YOU drug store.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value
for your money, goes twice as far as any
other. Ask your grocer.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

Don't accept water for bluing. Ask for
Red Cross Ball Blue. the extra good value
blue.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

"Pop, what does tempting fate
mean?"
Tempting fate, my son, wearing a
high hat in snow-balling time"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1913-03-14

81 made these biscuits myself, Da-
vid." said Mrs. Copperield, with hon.
est pride.
"They look very nice, Dora," replied
David, picking one of them up and
making an effort to split it. "And they
are still hot. How long ago did you
ahi-cast them?"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09

prisoners in quarries. In the
opinion of the Michigan officials
convict labor is not desirable
fcom the standpoint of road con-
struction but a good thing for
the prisoner. In Missouri the
convict labor employed on roads
cost 46c a day. in Montana ST
and in Virginia 50.48c. North
Carolina builds over SO per cent
of its roads with prison labonat
cost of 42c to 72c a day in
different sections. Oregon finds
that prisoners cost around S14 a
month when worked on roads.
The only conclusion that it
seems possible to draw from
these reports is that the use of
prisoners in road work is good
thing for them, for the roads
and for the public welfare, and
that convict labor does not cost
more than it is worth or more
than paid labor engaged in
Similar work. The obvious adj
vantages of the system should
not be overlooked by the law
makers of our states.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09
Must Go Without Sox.

A friend writes: Enclosed
find my check for S. for the
Clinch Valley New 8 and the
daily for one year. | paid it
last year with the wool from
one sheep and got 2 pair sox.
This year it will take the wool
from 2 sheep, and l will have to
do without soX." 1t may be that
our friend meant to insinuate
that the Democratic administra-
ton has had to do with the pres
ent low price of wool. This
can hardly be the case as he
knows that the tariff bill putting
wool on free list has not yet
passed. However this may be,
attention should be called to the
fact that hundreds of thousands
of people, rich and poor, will be
greatly benefited should wool be
made cheaper. While the COM
paratively few wool growers of
his community and the whole
country generally have been able
TO wear warm wool soX, have
wooden blankets, clothes. etc.
these hundreds of thousands of
chiefly poor people have had to
go without.
And here is seen the equitable
principle involved in the entire
tariff bill now before Congress.
Heretofore-for fifty years, the
wool growers, steel, sugar,
leather and a few other indus
tries have had the protecting
and fostering arm of the
government thrown around
them, and the great masses of
consumers have had to pay the
bills. AS a result a few men
have piled up millions-more
millions than they have been
able to give away. The present
Congress is endeavoring to put
every American citizen on an
equal footing, and at the same
time compelling these great
magnates who have robbed the
people for years to return some
OF their gains to the people in
the shape of an income tax.
None OF these things were in
the mind of our friend, per-
haps, who complains of the low
price of wool and no sox, but it
afforded splendid opportunity
for few feeble remarks"
which should be made, and with
which we feel sure our sensible,
good friend, in any event, will
agree. We hope, however, that
by winter time he may be able
to scare up from somewhere, a
pair of soX.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09
Underwood's Greed.

Mr.. Chairman: l thank the
gentleman for what he says, but
the only BUSINESS in which | am
interested is the pig-iron bust
ness and the iron and steel bust
ness in my own district. There
is not an item in it that has not
been reduced in this bill.
So far as the Birmingham dis
trict is concerned, its great iron
supply has been put upon the
free list for the benefit of the
country generally. The coal that
it produces has gone to the free
list. The greatest manufacturing
plant in the district is a steel
rail mill, and rails have gone to
the free list, because that in
dustry is controlled by monop-
oily. The next greatest plant in
the district is a wire plant, and
part of their product has gone
to the free list.
do not mean to say that
would have advocated putting
these articles on the free list if
| thought that they ought to
bear tax revenue. The item
in this bill that l am more in
terested in than any other is
pig iron, and although the
gentleman from New York, Mr..
Payne, cut the rate on pig-iron
from 81 to $3.50 in his bill, in
this bill we cut the rate from
$3.50 specific to 8 per cent ad
valorem, which at SIS pig-iron
would mean $1.20 a ton, or cut
of so per cent.
If | could not represent nv
constituency and at the same
time repres ent the people of the
United States without involving
myself in a question of feeling
that | had to be a special plead
er for interests that happen to
be located in my district, l
would be unworthy to occupy
the position l hold in this House
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09

come to this Congress and ask
for legislation that shall convert
the dollar from the pockets of
the American people into their
own pockets.
That was not the way when
the Payne Tariff bill was before
Congress; when Senator Warren
of Wyoming, the greatest
shepherd since Abraham" for
personal reasons fought to pre-
vent any change in the forty
year-old duties on wool, or when
Senator Scott of West Virgins
exhibited glassware from his
own factory in the Senate cham.
Der and demanded that high
duties be retained for his own
special protection, or when
Senator Guggenheim of Colorado
in the metals schedule voted fo1
his own pocket all the time, O,
when Senator Lippitt of Rhode
Island, cotton goods manufac
turer, opposed reduction of cot
ton goods duties, or wher
Senator Penrose of Pennsylvania
Indignantly denied any obliga
ton upon any honorable Senator
to sit there like "a Stoughtol
bottle" because his private in
terests were affected by a tariff
bill. " World.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09
Where the Rod Does Good.

A prominent New York school
man and disciplinarian holds
that the use of the rod is not
only justifiable but absolutely
necessary in schools where there
are unruly and defiant pupils.
There are always a few "little
DULLES" whom nothing short Of
severe corporal punishment will
awe or coerce into submission.
but these cases are rare, and
very carefully worded and
thoroughly understood restric.
ton should be drawn arour 4
the law which permits the use
of the BIRCH. In the hands
of some teachers the rod is onIv
an instrument of torture instead
of correction.
Our fathers followed the teach
ing of Solomon literally, and
believed that to spare the rod
was to spoil the child certain,
and gave school teachers the
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09
SAID SHE
WOULD FAINT
Mrs. Della Long Unable to Stand
On Her Feet More Than a Few
Minutes at a fine.

Pendergrass. Ga.-Mrs. Della Long
or this place, in a recent letter, says !:
For five or six years. suffered agon.
les with womanly troubles.
Often, couldn't sit up more than a
few minutes at a time. and II / stood
On my feet long, l would faint.
1 took Cardni, and it helped me in.
mediately. Now. can do my work all
the time. and don't suffer like did"
Take Cardui when you feel i'll in any
way-weak. tired, miserable, or under
the weather. Cardui is a strength.
building tonic medicine for women.
1t has been found to relieve pain and
distress caused by womanly troubles,
and is an excellent medicine to have on
hand at all times.
Cardui acts on the womanly constI.
tuition, building up womanly strength,
toning up the nerves, and regulating
the womanly organs.
Its half century of success is due to
merit. 1t has done good to thousands.
VIII you try 1t? 1t may be Just what
you need. Ask your druggist about
CarduL He will recommend 1t.
N. B. Write To-: Ladies' Advisory Dept. Ch.ts-
1ooxa medleine Co. Chattanooga. Tenn for Special
fnyvu,Jyuctions, and 64-page book. Home Treatment
~ "o@sa' seat In plain wrapper. on request.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09
Phone No. 81.

explicit, unqualified and unlimit-
ed injunction: IF my boy don't
behave, thrash i'm" and he
thrashed. Seldom that a boy
passed a session at school with
out having "his hide tanned"
and girls, too, were not immune.
To be able to say Il haven't had
whipping this year,, was a rare
statement from a boy of "the
old field school,. To return to
first principles might not be a
bad idea at all. If more old
fashioned correction was used
by parents, teachers in the pub
lie schools would have an easier
time and be more successful.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09
ShiiGron Cry
FOR ELETcHER'S
Q q 8 . RIA
n : 4 :: w horfo!ksWestern R.R
Schedule Effective
May 26, 1912.

Ivy. Tazewcll for Norton,
9:44 am 3:04pm
Lv. razewell for Bluefleld,
ll;O5 m 6:39 pm
From Blueiicld East bound.
9'lo m for Roanoke, Lynchburg.
Norfolk and all points on Shenandoah
1ivlsion, Pullman sleeper and cafe car
70 Roanoke. Pullman to Norfolk.
Parlor car Roanoke and Richmond
Sleeper Roanoke and New York
Dining Car.
7.2O a M daily for East Re- dford
Roanoke and intermediate stations.
2;30 p m daily for Roanoke, LYNCH
burg and intermediate stations and the
shenandoah Valley. Pullman sleeper
Gary to New York
9.23 p m for Roanoke, Lynchburp
Richmond, Norfolk. Pullman sleeper
10 Norfolk, and Roanoke to Richmond
wEsTBoUND.
o.lo q IN for Kenova, Portsmouth
Columbus, st. Louis and the west
fuiiman sleeper to Columbus
ca'e car.
o.2O p m for Kenova, POI ssraoutb
Cincinnati, Columbus, West, Northwest
fuilmah sleeper toCincinnatl, Columbus
cafe car to Williamson.
100 a. m. for Williamson and in
termediate stations.
ZOO for Nelch and intermediate
STATIONS. Pullman Sleeper cafe cars
write for Rates, Maps. Time Table.
descriptive pamphlets to any station
agent, or to W. B. Bevill, Passenger
arainc Manager, w. @. Saunders.
den1. Passenger Agent. Roanoke. Va
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09
How Paint

Strike when the iron is hot and
paint when the property needs it.
They paint ships dozen times a
year; yes, some of them, every voy-
age. What for, do you think? To
look nice and get business.
A livery keeps its carriages painted
and vanished and washed, to look nice
and get business.
A man, with house for sale or to
let, "does it up" and Devoe is the
paint.
There's more in paint than to keep
out water. Paint for lonks and you
needn't think about water. A fresh
coat of paint once year is about as
good for his credit as paying his debts
But the man whose buildingd and
fences look new, very likely, has no
debts. DEVOE
John E. Jackson sells it.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09
The Earmarks of Experts.

From some solely unintention-
al cause notice of the new paper,
The American, edited and pub
lishcd by our former colleague,
at Marion, has not appeared in
this paper. We apologize, and
hasten to make the mende
honorable. The American looks
good, and the copies we have
seen are filled with good reading
matter and a liberal, and appar-
emily renumerative number of
well-gotten up advertisements.
The editorial page announces
that the paper will be indie
ne" 3ant in politics.. Just what
this means time must show.
Heretofore, so far as we have OBJ
served, our friend has been any
thing else than independent
in the conduct of former publica.
tions, and in fact no attempt at
independence" in politics has
get succeeded for any length of
of time, but The American may
be able to "show" us how it car
be done. The paper has, it says
a goodly number of subscribers
in this county, where Mr.
Pendleton has many friends
We wish the new paper great
success, and trust that the at.
mosphere of q certain great in.
stitution in the town in which il
lives, may have no effect upon
its editorial columns.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1913-05-09
Throw Away Your Calomel
Here's Better Liver Remedy
Oh What Joy Carswcs Liver Aid Starts Lazy Working
In Fine Shape and Ends Constipation, Dizziness and Sick
Headache or Money Back. Ask John E. Jackson.

You don't want calomel; you don t
need it. 1t shocks the liver. It's
like taking heavy club to get action
from a horse when a gentle tap from
small whip would do the work better.
You surely do need CARSWELL'S
LlVER-AID becatse it only puts ac-
ton into your liver, but strength,
health and vigor into the whole body
as we'll.
1t drives out the poisons from your
system and does 1t quickly because it
acts on liver, kidneys, bowels and
stomach all at once.