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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-20

! 4 sprain you will find Chamber.
|I NDinent excellent. It allays
|fi, removes the soreness, and soon
|fs the parts to q healthy condi~
y dealefs- (Advertisement.)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-20
TINE It! ANY SOUR, Classy, UPSET
STOMACH CURED IN FIVE MINUTES


reel sick and miserable that's when
pelSin IL makes such vanish In Ave minutes.
a
meal take
Ppsn really does regulate weak
(sdvs
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-20

In the club Insist that his resignation
Will be forthcoming soon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-20
New Corporation,

|ra Home Building company, Logan,
apltal stock. $500, 900; shares. 500
]: Leroy Carbon, president: DR..
d lhomas, vice president; H g.
ssc'etary; j. II. Banlihead. treas
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-20

When there are four seats left unsold
in the top row OF the top gallery OF a
thsatsr, the house may correctly be said
to- have been sold out. This Is Mr.
Kellys record at the Colonial for last
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-20

sls Fire In Toxic.
Ia, 80. l9.-A serious fire oc-
4. -, "a handa ward, in the CEN
Ia NY hundreds Of houses were
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-20

LARGE 50 CENT cAsE-ANY DRUG sroR
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
NEW DISCOVERY QUICKLY CURES :
KIDNEY AND BLADDER TROUBLE

acid that lodges in the joints and mus
eles.s causing rheumatism. soothes
and heals the delicate Innings OF the
bladder; and puts the kidneys and
urinary organs in a clean. strong.
healthy condition.
More than a few doses of Croxone
are seldom required to relieve even
the obstinate long standing cases.
while IL cures the most severe forms
OF kidney. bladder trouble. and rheu-
matism in q surprisingly short time
You will find Croxone entirely diff.
ferent from all other remedies. There
is nothing else on earth like IL II is
so prepared that il is practically i'm.
possible TO take il into the human
system without results. An original
package costs but trifle at any first
class drug store. All druggists are
authorized to personally return the
purchase price IL Croxone fails TO give
the desired results the very first time
you use 1t.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
Chronic Sufferers Find Relief After
Few Doses Are Taken.

If you are bothered with backache
or rheumatism, have disagreeahle.
annoying bladder or urinary disord-
ers TO contend with-or suffer with
any other of the many miseries that
come from weak kidneys, here is a
guaranteed remedy you can depend
upon. no matter what else may have
failed TO cure you.
1t is positive fact that the new
discovery, Croxone. promptly over
comes such diseases. II is the most
wonderful remedy ever made for rid
ding the system OF uric acid. removing
the cause and curing the troubles.
1t soaks right in and cleans out
the stopped up kidneys and makes
them filter and sift out all the pois-
onous waste matter from the blood.
II neutralizes and dissolves the uric
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
Look Years Younger! Gray Hair
Darkened Beautifully With Sage

avoiding lot of muss. Some drug
gists make their own, but it isn't near
ly so nice as ''Wyeths''
While wispy. gray, faded hair is not
sinful We all desire to retain our
youthful appearance and attractive
ness BY darkening your hair with
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur no one can
tell, because it does it so naturally:
so evenly. You just damDen a sponge
or soft brush and draw it through your
hair, taking one small strand at a
time. Do this tonight and by morn
ing all gray hairs have disappeared,
after another application or two it will
be restored to its natural color and
be even more glossy, soft and luxuri-
ant than ever
Local druggists say they are selling
lots of "Wyeths Sage and Sulphur
and it surely helps folks appear years
younger.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
Ventilation.

Have we ever stopped to think how
our ancestors two or three generations
back lived and f1ourished with little or
no ventilation in their sleeping apart
ments? The night air used to be con-
sidered a very dreadful menace to
health and a sure inducer of colds.
Bedrooms were kept closely shut. and
yet our ancestors. many of them, were
harder than we and lived to good old
ages. Animals burrow in their holes
at night. breathing the same air over
and over again, while birds and fowls
tuck their heads under their wings.
OF course ventilation is absolutely nee
essary for proper comfort. cleanliness
and health. but people have lived on
little or none of 1t for hundreds and
thousands Of years-Exchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
w omen Won't
Tolerate
Catarrh
They Know Booths Hyomei viii Cure
and They Use it lnteIIiaently.

They Know Booths Hyomei viii Cure
and They Use it lnteIiiaently.
How many women of refinement do
you see parading disgusting symptoms
of catarrh before the world?
Not one in a thousand.
Women have patience; a great deal
more Of it than men. Most of them
know that HYOMEI will Danish ca
tarrh If used properly and they use it
regularly because they realize what a
genuine blessing it is to be rid of such
vile disease.
People don's contract catarrh in a
day; they can't expect to get rid of it
in day.
If you really want to free yourself
from the power of persistent catarrh
microbes get HYOMEI outfit today,
breathe regularly and kill the germs.
There is no stomach dosing; the di-
rections are simple and easily follow
ed, complete HYOMEI outfit includ-
ing pocket inhaler $1.00, extra bottles
of HYOMEI il afterward needed so
cents at druggists everywhere. Guar
anteed for catarrh, coughs. colds Mail
orders filled. charges prepaid by
Booths Hyomei Co. Buffalo, N Y
Booklet on catarrh free. Leo H. Ffhe
guarantees 1t.
6Advertisssuentf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
Says Sage and Sulphur Will
Stop Falling Hair and
Cure Dandruff

Common garden sage brewed into a
heavy tea with sulphur and alcohol ad-
ded, then left to age and carefully fill
tered will turn gray. streaked and fad
ed hair beautifully dark and luxuriant;
remove every bit of dandruff, stop
scalp itching and falling hair.
Just few applications will prove a
revelation if your hair is fading. gray
or dry, scraggy and thin. Mixing the
Sage Tea and Sulphur recipe at home.
though, is troublesome. An easier way
is to get the ready-to-use tonic, cost
ing about so cents a large bottle at
drug stores, known as "Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Hair Remedy thus
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
OFFICE HUNTERS ARE
GIVEN A JOLT BY
PRESIDENT WILSON
Pie-Hungry Democrats Are
Not expected to Call at the
White House Unless lnvit-
ed to.


for the first time this morning, he
found that despite the fact that he
was an early riser, half hundred
hungry Democrats had risen earlier.
hoping to catch the worm which is
said to be the position of the early
bird
The worm" this time, however, was
pie or pork synonymous, III
Washington political parlance for pat
ronage or government posts.
An absence of Democratic rule for
the past decade and half has made a
decided scarcity of Democrats in the
government service and those who
worked to place President Wilson
where he is today desire to remedy
this condition as speedily as possible
in every department of the govern
ment there are a hundred or more
posts which custom has decreed may
be filled by the victors to whom the
spoils belong, while the diplomatic,
consular and postal services contain
hundreds of places which Democratic
politicians are craving for their con
stituents or for themselves.
The more important of the diplo
matte posts and the assistant secre
taryships will doubtless be apportion
ed with but little trouble by the new
president. 1t Is the smaller places
which are likely to cause him worry
because there are SO many Democrat
ic senators and congressman who are
demanding the early worms that there
will hardly be enough to go around
even ii the president over-rides the
civil service regulations which he has
animated he will not do.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
A Giant Pepys Saw.

King James l. had a gigantic porter
eight feet six inches in height, but he
was not perfect. being round shout
dered, knockkneed and lame in one
foot. OF a similar height was Charles
Munster, a yeoman Of the Hanoverian
guard who died in 1876, and seven
years before there was being exhibited
In London Dutchman eight feet nine
inches high anent whom in Pepys'
diary we find the following entry on
Aug. Is. 1869: Went to Charing Cross
to see the great Dutchman. did walk
under his arm with my hat on and
could not reach his chin with the tips
Of my fingers"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
A DEGENERATE MANIFESTATION
Was the Treatment Accorded the Suffrage Parade by
Certain Element of the National Capital. Dis
gushing Exhibition Made by Vulgarians.

country was represented in this suf-
frage pageant.
And they ignored this as best they
could.
Being well bred and we'll born most
of them managed to keep their
tempers although with difficulty.
One of the horsewomen having the
parade in charge hit one insulter over
the face with her whip.
This was the very best thing done
in protest.
A few more blood-drawing cracks in
the face would have settled, no doubt,
a number of these low-browed gentry.
A man, whether ''hoodlum" or not,
who engages in this sort of ignoble
curb-stone warfare, is usually coward
in addition to being a vulgarian and a
low cad.
run every time.
It's the only plane he can be met
on, the only weapon he breads, the
only indication he understands.
A charge of the feminine cavalry
on Monday would have been about the
best thing that could have happened
The manly capital police could not
cope with the rabble.
Or wouldn't.
Or didn't try.
AS stated before, it was a disgrace
to the nations capital and to the
nation.
That the women can have the vote
any time they want it is amply refuted
by these Incidents.
AS has been said here before, to
make a statement of this character is
to argue imbecility
Note the suffrage sentiment that
was demonstrated to the state legis.
lature on Monday.
And what did the men do?
Immediately thereafter defeated the
amendment asked for.
The women do want the franchise.
The reason they don't have it is
because the men won't give it to them
This is a simple situation.
And easy to understand.
Any other postulates are superau
Gus.
That the women will succeed is ad
mitted by the men.
And that the time is just as long
as the men can stave it off is conceded
In the interim the men might dc
good work by muzzling some of their
degenerate confreres and putting EN-
on the stone pile.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05

VI
scale for the foodstuffs.
INDIANAPOLIS, March 5.-Repre-
sentative Keegan and his bill making
Discovery day. October IL. legal hol-
iday, scored a victory in the House
Tuesday afternoon. Representative Ly-
endecker made a speech against the
bill but later changed his vote from no
to yes after Rep. Keegan called atten-
ton to a circular placed on the desks
of members yesterday which intimated
that the bill was being pushed by the
knights of Columbus. Keegan assert
ed that the Knights of Columbus was
not behind the bill. and he ought to
know. The vote was SO to 35.
Senator Warnings bill amending the
truancy law was called up by Rep.
Stahl and amended so as to leave the
salaries of truancy officers at 81 per
day and reducing the levy for truancy
purposes from 10 to sc a day. 1t re-
quires that children between Il and 16
shall be either at work or at school
II got through by safe majority. al
though Rep. Ault created a laugh by
come down his way, get hold of some
Swapping 16-year-old kids and get a
good licking, which he deserves"
Rep. Wolfe's bill amending the law
creating a bureau of inspection pass
ed, 81 to Al.
Rep. Spencer succeeded in having
Sen. VanNuys bill concerning the adj
ministration of estates. amended so
that the administration of an estate
cannot be taken from the county,
Other bills passed by the house
were:
Empowering the state board Of
finance to negotiate temporary loans
to tide the state over financial strin-
gencies (Spencer.)
Amending the dependent childrens
law so as to increase the allowance to
be paid counties for the support of de-
pendent children to 81 per week
(Reeves.)
Permitting the adoption of persons
over 81 years old (Ballou).
Requiring boards of county commits
sioners to pay printing bills in connec-
ton with gravel road proceedings out
of the general fund instead of waiting
for the bonds to be sold (Hauck).
Giving township trustees power to
enforce collection from nonresident
property owners for construction of
partition fences (CarrolD.
Amending Smile road law so as to
permit connection with public institu,
ton grounds (Cravens).
Making it unlawful to permit wild
onions or garlic to grow on land
(Curtis)
The public hearing on the compen
sation bill scheduled for Tuesday ev
ening proved fluke. Chairman Elem.
ing was the only member of the com
mittee on deck. A number of manufac
turers were on hand to be heard but
| Fleming couldn't see his way clear
to shoulder all the responsibilities ant
declared the hearing off. Three bill
on this subject are pending.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
TOO MUCH PROFANITY
Says Cronin in a Talk to
Students.

Rev. w. J. Cronin of the st. Mary's
church gave an address to the stu
dents of the high school this morning
in which he stated that in his fifteen
years of experience in the priesthood
he has never heard SO much profanity
as is heard in Richmond.
Rev. Cronin gave an interesting talk
The use of profanity was condemned
by the father.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
The Harmony of CoIors.

The principle that the sensation Of
white results from the equal excite
ment Of sensations produced by the
three fundamental radiations is de-
duced naturally from an analysis of
the rules of the harmony of colors.
Colored lights do not focus at the same
point. Therefore the eye must seize
different distances at the same time in
order to see when different colored
surfaces touch. The difference of re-
tranquility of the different colored
rays causes some colors to stand out
and others to stand back. Red is the
most flying" or ''tapering" of the col
ors, red object always appearing to
he farther away than a blue object,
though it Is seen on the same plane
and in the same light.-Harper's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05

specimens for the department. A sal
airy of $500 per year is paid.
There viii be eighteen candidates
for the examination OF clerk or car
rier at the local post office TO be held
next Saturday. The object of the ex-
animation is to procure an eligible list
of men. The present list is almost ex-
hausted.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
NOTICE

Having sold my one meat market at
No. 81 South 9Th street, will be pleas
ed to have all outstanding bills owing
this market paid to me and remittance
mailed to No. 800 SO. 4th street, where
| have the books and accounts.
Very Respectfully,
3-3t Geo. c. Schwegman.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05

"what did you mean by starting the
story that 1 was an unbeliever in the
ScripturesT' asked the deacon in great
wrath.
We'll, deekin." said the man who
had originated the report. 'you know
you told me that all you said about
that boss I bought was as true as Cos
Dill. An you know how true it was"
"Er--ah." said the deacon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
EXAMINATION IS HELD
For u. S., Agricultural De-
partment Photographer.

An examination was given to one ap-
plicant for the position of photograph
er in the service of the L. S Agricul-
tural department today at the local
postoffice. The duties of the office
are to photograph leaves and plant
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
Happiness.

If you cannot be happy In one
way. be in another, and this facility Of
disposition wants but little aid from
philosophy, for health and good humor
are almost the whole affair. Many
run about after felicity. like an absent
minded man hunting for his hat while
1t Is in his hand or on his head
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
STAGNATION.

No stasnant life is a wholesome
life any more than stagnant pool
is good neighbor. There must
be stir and action to keep things
pure and well aired. There must
be motion. If forward, we gain;
if backward, we lose.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05

Towniey-Some one has said that he
is a benefactor Of his race who makes
two blades of grass grow where only
npe grew before. Subbubs-I'N bet
anything that fellow never had to run
n lawn mower.-Boston Transcript
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05
Literal.

Literal.
us that your wife's picture In your
Gatch:"
Sure. She's the woman in the casa"
Baltimore American.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05

Old fashioned Book Beer
made by the Minck Brewing
Co. ready Saturday. Phone
1914 5-6.7
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-05

influence a witness called before a
grand jury to leave the state.
Spencer's bill providing a standard
scale for the foodstuffs.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
Bevond Her Means.

A young wife who had received
some elegant and expensive wedding
presents gave a select luncheon and
used on the table several Of the
choicest pieces of her china, among
them being an exceedingly fine platter
Of Royal Worcester. She gave her
servant strict instructions to leave
all good pieces for her to wash so
that there could be no accident.
AS soon as her friends had left the
Young woman went to the kitchen.
Immediately she missed the finest
dish and asked where it was.
Sure. ma'an,' said the girl. Il hruk
it,"
ooh, Bridget" she exclaimed in
horror.
But, did what you said, ma'an. |
kept the best pieces for you to wash"
The woman threw herself into the
nearest chair and began to Dewail her
loss. Bridget" said she, that was
the finest piece of china I owned or
ever expect to own. / shall never,
never be rich enough to buy another
like il"
!"Oh, we'll, ma am replied the ser
want girl, folding her arms, "if you
live beyond your means you mustn't
blame me for it"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21
The Water Wagon.

A man had lived in the city
for several years and become so
valuable to his political party that
he was rewarded by being elected as
alderman in his ward. One Of ais first
acts was to secure street sprinkiing
route for his cousin, in whose home
he had lived when child.
This cousin returned to his former
home for a visit ard confided to his
mother. the alderman's aunt. that he
would be better off IL he didn't fall
off the water wagon so much.
Some months later the alderman
also visited his old home and his
aunt said:
Are We still alderman, johns"
John said that he was.
"Then can't you" said she, get
Tom excused from riding around on
that water wagon? and do keep OF
from it yourself Tom says that you
are falling of all the time and
haven't slept for weeks for worrying
about the two OF you"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

side is also a mystery which prison
officials would be glad to fathom. LII
prison parlance it is called the I'M
foreground" The convicts are allowed
to write home once month, but eacn
letter is first read by the prison chap
lain. If there is anything improper
in it the letter is withheld. But the
improper letters never go out by way
of the chaplain. The underground
system takes care of them.
Escapes Planned by underground"
Criminals in the big prisons have
been known to conduct series OF
successful crimes by communicating
with accomplices on the outside. Brib'
ing the under keepers would be one
way. but the system is too general to
be worked in that fashion. Escapes
are always planned and carried out
through the underground method.
What has been generally accepted
as a most remarkable instance of this
sort occurred only few years ago
when Pallister and Roehl made their
escape from the death house, where
the guard is most strict. These two
condemned men received no special
favors from the prison management.
They were constantly under obserya-
ton, and they were in that part of the
prison where the watch is most strict.
They were carefully searched and. "a,
far as the guards knew they never
had the least chance for communities
ton with each other.
One stormy night they made their
escape together, and it was sensa-
tional, and, SO far as the prison au-
thorities were concerned, 1t was
success. Two bodies were found in
the Hudson river some days later, and
they were identified as the bodies of
Pallister and Roehl.
All the circumstances pointed to
outside aid and in order that such
assistance might be effective Pallister
and Roehl must have communicated
their plans to the men who assisted
them. No clew has ever been discov-
cred as to how this was done. And
this is only one instance out Of many
where underground" letters have
done their work.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1913-03-21

Vehement Protests Made Against Pub
lie Sale of EpistIes Belonging to
the Poet Browning.

The coming auction sale in London
of the original Of the Poet Browning S
love letters, which have already been
published in book form, has raised
anew the question whether it is proper
to sell love letters.
In this case the sale is being eff
fected by an Italian lady friend Of the
poets son, who died recently, leaving
her the Browning family papers. But
people who tolerated without a word
of protest the publishing Of the con-
tents of these letters now fercely re-
probate the sale OF the actual docu-
mentS.
Marie Core,Ii says: ~ think the
sale by auctioa or otherwise of any
private letters whatsoever a disgrace
to the vendors and a scandal to the
nation"
Baroness Orczy gives this opinion:
"a public sale of mans most inti-
mate letters la a positive outrage.
Money-seeking vulgarity can SO no
further"
Stephen Phillips thinks the letters
should certainly not be sold; it is, in
deed, to sell cheap what is most
dear"
Clement Shorter takes this view:
"Brcwning's son should have de-
strcyed everything he didn't publish"
New York World.