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The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
MADE HIS REMARKS FELT
WiIIoushby Accepted Porter's sus'
gestion, and At Once Retired to
Rear Platform.

Willoughby was nervously watch
ing the time, and as the minutes
passed, and it became evident that
the train could not by any POSSIBLE
ity reach its destination on time he
turned viciously to the porter and be-
gan, angrily:
"Of all the dad-binged old heaps
of junk this side of the earthquake
belt this railroad of yours is without
any exception the
''Excuse me, boss" said the porter,
with a courteous wave of his whisk-
broom toward the rear end of the
train, ''but dere's an observation cyar
on de eend OBJ diss yere train, sub,
an if ali might take de libbity oh
maxim a suggestion, sub, you might
60 back dere, sub, an make de OBJ
servations now risin' in vo' midst. DE
presence OBJ ladies on diss yere cyar,
sub, is nah excuse TO- maxim de sug-
gestion."
Whereupon Willoughby retired ia
the rear platform and strewed his
observations along the track with
such effect that one of the ties was
seen to be smoking long after the
train had passed it.-Harper's
Weekly.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
Dollar Package
FIRE
Kidney Medicine FREE
Relieves Urinary and Kidney Troubles
Backache, Straining, Swelling, etc.
Stops Pain in the Bladder, Kid
neys and Back.

Wouldn't 1t be nice within a week or so to
begin to say goodbye forever to the scaldlng..
drlbbling, straining or too frequent passage Of
urine; forehead and back .of-the head aches;
the stitches and paine in the back; the growing
muscle weakness; spots before The eyes; yellow
skin; sluggish bowels; swollen eyelids or ank-
les; leg cramps; unnatural short breath; sleep
lessness and epondency.
/ have q remedy for these troubles that you
can depend on, and If you want tn make .
QUICK RECOVERY, you ought TO write and
get a free dollar package oft. How to obtain
my Kidney ard Bladder medic mes free:-Just
drop me a line like this: DR.. A. E. Robins .
K2llO Luck Building Detroit. Mich and will
send 1t by mail, postpaid and free. As you will
see when son get it, this remedy contains only
pure, harmless medicines, but it has great
healing and pain -conquerIng power
II will quickly show Its power once you use
1t, so think you had better see what it lie with
out delay. l will send you dollar package
frpe-you can use it and cure yourself at home
Ifyou think this matter over, you will see
that could not afford to make this liberal offer
unless l believed my medicines would cure
Kidnt and Bladder troubles adv.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
READY FOR THE BURGLARS
prehensive Idea Of What to Do
In an Emergency.

A British school periodical recent
ly invited its juvenile readers to ex-
press their views on various knotty
problems met by them in life's pill
grimage. In answer to the question,
"What I would do if burglar
came," Ena Cox Jagged eleven)
wrote:
81 should put my head round the
bedroom door and call to him to 60
away, and, if he would not, 1 should
tell him to take what he wanted, but
not to touch me. And should leave
all the others to look after them.
selves"
Daisy Handsome Jagged twelve)
is disciple of more strenuous meth
DDS. She writes:
'I am really not a bit afraid of
burglars. I should get fathers pistol
and point it at him, and make him
hold his hands up. Else I should give
the pistol to my sister, while I got
a pail of water to throw over him.
Then I'd get the tongs and keep on
banging him on the head till the po-
liceman came"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
LUCKY.

"Sarah Bcrnhardt says she has
no desire to VOTE
'But that's no argument against
the proposition that women ought to
have the right to vote"
"Of course it isn't. I was merely
thinking it was lucky"
'Why lucky?"
elbow many election judges would
be able to understand her if Sarah
should walk into polling place and
ask in French for a ballot ?"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
A GOOD LOSER.

A Rhode Island politician who
was prominent candidate in the
late election came home one day
much provoked at some misdemean-
or which his son aged nineteen, had
committed.
Frank" he said, sternly, edo you
know, sir, that you are candidate
for whipping?"
81 hope I'll be defeated, father
was young Franks reply, as he
looked up playfully at his father
Harper's Bazaar.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
BEHIND THE TIMES.

'What is this 'eurythmy' that
people are talking so much about?'
"You'll have to excuse me. ]
haven't found out yet whether it's
a new dance, a new religion or new
disease"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
HIS PHILOSOPHY.

Employer see you've collected
a lot of small accounts, but you
haven't made much Roadway with
the bigger ones.
Collector-No,- sir; I generally
make it a rule to-h'm-follow along
the line of least resistance.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
NATURAL.

,sMy twenty-year-old son fuses so
about his clothes"
I. "Well, in their salad days it is nat
ural for young men to be particular
about their dressing"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
HIS LOYALTY.

''The eminent chemist you men
toned made quite scientific mar
rage
"On what way?"
didn't he marry a chemical
blonde ?"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
NARROW ESCAPE.

81 am glad, after all, I did MOI
ring that BELLE"
"Why are you glad?'
Because she was false ALARM
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
THE REAL THING.

"The farmer you told me Of writes
that he has the finest kind of butter
ON his farm"
@Don't 60 by that. It's his goa"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
THE CROP.

"What are you raising on your
place this season ?"
"Well, Pm trying to raise the
mortgage"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
THE LINE DRAWN.

'Don't you think life ought to be
constant varietyY'
"Not when it comes to q new cook
every week."
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
AND YAWNINo, TOO.

@Dr. Plummer has been known
b preach two hours at Q stretch"
Fl guess his congregation did most
af the stretching"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06
INTUITION.

He (solemnly)-My dear, there
is one dark outlook about the COM
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06

She (gloomily)-I know. It's the
coal bill.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1913-03-06

Missouri Pacific Time Table
BUTLER STATION
NORTH.
No. 202 X. C. Mail b Elk. ... 1928 q. m.
No. 2O6 Kansas City Accommodation $50 q. m,
No. 292 Local Freight, does not car
W passengers .................... 1880 q. m.
No. 208 St. Louis q X. G. Mail & Ex 1910 p m.
No 2lO st. Louis Limited .....~...... l04Op. m.
No. 2b2 Stock Express, does not car
ry passengers. -. .................. $40 p. m.
TRAINS WEST AND SOUTH.
No POI X. c. Joplin Mail 4 Elk - 2:55 a. m.
No. 2O9 Southwest Limited ............. $3.50 q. m.
No. 29l Local Freight, does not car.
No. 2o7 <. 9. joplin Mail tx ios :; m.
No. 2O6 Nevada Accommodation $40 p. m.
INTERSTATE.
No. 6f3 Madison Local Freight, car
ries passe ugers. ......... ......... 80 m.
No GSs Madison Accommodation 80 p. m.
EAST BOUND ARRIVALS.
No. 81 Butler Accommodation. ....,-. l2:Ol p. M.
No. 694 Butler Local Freight ......... $500 p. m.
Freight trains Nos. 693 and 694 carry passen-
gers on Interstate Diviaion. No other freight
trains carry passengers.
All freight for forwarding must be at depot
not later than eleven O'Clock a. m: or be held
for following days forwarding, Freight for
Interstate Division must be delivered before
Ave O'Clock p. IN, No freight billed for this
train In morning. Il. c. VANDERvooRr,
Agent.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
TEN YEAR OLD GIRLS
WELL vERSED IN CRIME

Salt Lake City. Utah. Mar 8. After
beating their way to this city from Po-
catello, Id. Mildred Fretenstine and Ber-
nice Simpson both OF whom are month
short Of 108years old, proceeded to enrich
themselves at the iewelry countersof a To-
cal department ,slosAs yesterday afternoon.
They We're caught Nm the act and turned
over to the police.
In spite Of their tender years the tots:
were We'll versed In the slang of the street
and without tear or sign OF fright told
the police that they had beat IT.. from
their home In Pocatello. They explained
that after they had boarded the train 4
kind hearted passenger covered then, With
his oyercoat and In this way they escaped
the eyes OF the conductor. When asked
II they had had anything to eat one Of
the girls replied "Of course we have,
! hooked my ring for 30 cents,
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
GARMENT WORKERS
WIN THEIR STRIKE
Wage Raise Granted and 5O,-
600 Employees Go Back
to Work

New York, March 3.-The settlement
being on Saturday. not all of the 3d.
600 garment workers affected by the
settlement of the strike which began
on December 80, returned to their
shops but it is thought by today prac-
ideally all will have resumed their
places The terms OF the agreement
provide that there shall be mo dis
examination In re-employment.''
The agreement Officially ratified by
all the unions involved settles for the
time being a labor crisis Which at its
height affected 100000 workers.
VI does not, however. have any bear
ing on the garment workers strikes
In Boston, Baltimore. Philadelphia and
elsewhere.
Terms Of Settlement.
The terms submitted by the manu-
facturers in the allied clothiers' asso-
citation, acceptance OF which by the
workers is thus announced. provides
substantially for the following:
Immediate return of all workers
with an advance Of 81 a week to work
erssin tailor shops who are paid by the
week. with proportionate advance to
piece workers; the question of hours
to be submitted to commission whose
recommendations are to be binding.
the findings to be the basis of estab-
fishing standard of working hours
per week that will maintain the indusL
try On a competitive basis with other
markets for the present and for the
future
No reduction in prices in dull
season; the maintenance of sanitary
conditions; abolition of sub-contract-
ing. the wages of cutters to be agreed
on between firms and their employees. .
The final condition was: There shall
be no discrimination in the re-employ-
ment of workers"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
FOUR MILLION NICKELS
PUT INTO CIRCULATION

Washington. March 3.--Fonr million
head on the face and the figure of a
buffalo on the reverse. to supplant the
time honored 5-cent pieces, with the
Goddess of Liberty rs it's character
lstic, are piled in the vaults of the
United States treasury and sub-treas-
les to be turned into public circulation
today
Only once in % years can the secre-
tary OF the treasury, without the sane
ton of congress, change the design of
any coin. President Wilson'S secretary
of the treasury will have an opportu-
nifty to change the dime, quarter ano.
llali dollar, because in 1915 the present
designs will have been in circulation
for quarter century. Some of the
treasury officials now in office are in
favor of changing them on the ground
that they are inartistic,
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
CASTRO is THORN IN
SIDE OF DIPLOMATS

Washington March 3.-Gen. Cipriano
Castro, the deposed dictator OF FVene-
zuela, is coming to Washington. This
developed today when q downtown ho-
tel received cablegram from Havana
asking that suite OF rooms be re-
served for him and his party The
exact date was not given, but the ex-
lied dictator Is expected here in time
to attend the inauguration OF President
Wilson
The hotel is the gathering place OF
the ministers and diplomats from Cen
tral America, and interest approaching
CONSERVATION was evident when the
news Of Castros coming was made
known. Several of the ENJOYS appar-
entity foresaw diplomatic complications.
and the manner in which the former
president shall be received by them r.
a question of grave discussion.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
.FR|EDMANN PLANNING
TO HOLD OPEN CLINIC
German Savant to Administe,
White Plague Cure to Poor
Without Charge.

New York, March 3.-The widespread
attention which has been drawn to the
tuberculosis serum of DR.. Friedman,
the German bacteriologist, will be
brought to a climax next week. The
announcement is made today that DR..
friedman will open offices and for
two weeks will conduct a public clinic.
where the poor as we'll as the rich will
be treated, the serum to be administer
ed free to those who cannot afford to
pay for it.
A number of American physicians
will be invited to attend the clinic to
assist in diagnosing the cases and to
watch them afterwards and learn DIR.
Friedmanns method. He claims that
within a week the benefits OF the
serum will be apparent.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
SUICIDE RECORDS HIS
FINAL DEATH THR0BS

Philadelphia. Mar. 3.--With a stetho-
scope applied to his ears, Karl w.
Schneider. manufacturer OF surgical
Instruments yesterday listened to, his
heart record its dying beats after he
covered in the rear of his store, the
police found a piece of paper on which
was written the figures .1-2-3' and
ending with "26.'' Deputy Coroner
McKeever believes this is the record
of the pulsations Schneyder had
strength to record before his death
He was 4S years old and had been in
poor health
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
TELLS OF CARNEGIE
AND JOHN DIS FIGHT

New York, March 3.-John d. Rookie
Teller and Andrew Carnegie fought
each other in the late 90s to monopo-
lize the Lake Superior ore lands. Mr..
Rockefeller caught Mr.. Carnegie's com
pany violating. an agreement and forced
it to give up ore properties contain
ing "a. OO0, 900 tons. according to the evil
dence at the hearing to dissolve the
United States Steel corporation under
the Sherman anti trust law resumed
Yesterday. James Gayley. former vice
president of the corporation, and tdi
rector Of the Carnegie Steel company
previous to its acquisition by the cor
poration in 1901. was the witness
through whom the, testimony was adj
duced
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
SPECTACULAR METHODS
GATHER IN THE COIN

London, March 3--Suffragists play
ing barrel organs, drawing pictures on
the pavement. selling flowers on the
street corners and singing suffrage
songs provided lively entertainment for
the residents of London today. The
women gathered considerable amount
of money.
Next week the Woman's Social and
Political union will copy the annual
self denial week of the Salvation army
and by this means hopes to collect
many thousands of dollars.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
LILY LAWRENCE PUT
OUT OF CIRCULATION
Judge Hutchinson Imposes Sen.
tence Of Five Years On
LeMars Woman.

LeMars, la, March BIN the dis
trict court this morning, Judge Hutch
inson presiding, Mrs. Lily Lawrence
was sentenced to five years in the peni-
Tertiary for the crime of keeping a
house of i'll fame. Her appeal bond
was fixed at $1,000.
Mrs. Lawrence was found guilty by
jury two weeks ago of harboring for
prostitution girls of Ia, in connection
with whom o number of young men
We're arrested, charged with statutory
assault. some of whom were allowed to
plead guilty to minor charges.
1t is regarded as certain the case
against the Lawrence woman will be
appealed
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
BOOKER 7. WASHINGTON
LAUDs WILSON'S VIEWS

Nashville. Tenn, March 3.--Booker
4. Washington. the negro educator. in
Nashville today, en- route to the state
of Washington, where he will conduct a
speaking tour. discussed the attitude of
President Wilson to the negro.
He said:
Mr.. Wilson is in favor of the things
which tend to the uplift and ADVANCE
Lment of my people and at his hands
I'VE have nothing to fear My belief
is that the next president OF the United
States is one of the best friends of me-
gro education that has ever occupied
the presidential chair"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
FEEL DER STEPS INTO
THE SHOES OF Will SON

Trenton. N. j., March Woodrow
Wilson. soon to be inaugurated presi-
dent, formally turned over at 1890
o'clock today the Office OF governor OF
New Jersey to Senator James Fielder,
president of the state senate.
The people Of this country are go
ing to be served by conscience and not
by expediency." was the assurance
which Mr.. Wilson gave in an inn
promptu speech Of farewell.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
TENEE NAMES sAER.

PHILADELPHIA, March George n.
Baer, president of the Reading rail-
road, and John P.sGreen. retired vice,
president Of the Pennsylvania Railroad
ernor Tener members of the Pennsyl-
wanna commission to arrange for the
celebra ton of the 50th anniversary OF
the battle of Gettysburg next July
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
DIES AWFUL. DEATH
IN DESERT CANYON

Ray, Ariz, March 1.-Exposrre. hun-
ger and, worst Of all. thirst killed Err
nest Sutton. OF Denver. in the Devils
canyon. His body was brought here
today, and with it Edward Gardner Of
Los Angeles. more dead than alive
trying to make their way Oh foot: to
Miami. When no word Of their arrival
had been received. a rescue ar arty was
dispas ss:sied. a5sss
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
WILL MAKE INQUIRY
INTO SLAVERY CAUSE

Chicago. March Fifteen white
men and 800 negroes live off the earn
8tngs Of white slaves" and women of
the underworld In Chicago. according
cadet to the state commission inyesti-
eating vice Conditions In Illinois. Lieu
tenant Governor O'Hara, head of the
commission. after hearing testimony
which tended to show thai many VIC
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
STREET CAR STEPS J,
LOWERED FOR WOMEN

New York, March LA protest from
womsn'sa clubs against high street car
steps. f1rst voiced when hobble skirts
became popular, resulted today in the
public service commission ordering
that ALI closed street cars in New York
city be equipped with steps not higher
than Is inches from the ground on and
after January 1. 1914. Open cars are
not tnclnded because Of mechanical
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
WANTS WOMEN COPS.

New York. March Mrs. VIM. K.
Vanderbilt urges that squad of po-
licewomen he appointed to deal with
vice In New York. In letter sent to-
day to the legislative committee for
remedial police legisla ton
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06

Five hundred dollars was recent,
paid for the good viii of an humble
coffee stall in London.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06
MEDIA GIVEN RosTRoN.

Washington. March president
Taft today presented to Capt: Arthur
H: Rostron, the gold medal authorized
by congress for ais courage and gai-
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1913-03-06

Newton, Mass, is to have adentai
clinic for pupils OF public sthocis
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-08-14
HEAVY TAXES ARE
PAID BY RAILROADS
General Fund in State Treas
ury Largely Increased.

Madison, Wis, Aug. 13.-The gen
eral fund of the state treasury con-
tains a balance of more than $2,000,-
900 as a result of the semi-annual
payment of taxes by the railroad COM
panies Of their taxes in February and
the other half IN August. The total
amount OF taxes paid by them to the
state this year was 1880, 368.07 as
against $3,6O4 1858 last year.
The Chicago and Northwestern rail-
way company pays the largest taxes,
the total this year being $1,34S,S97.S2.
as against $1,164,11S.27 last year.
The Chicago, Milwaukee and St.
Paul company is second ON the list,
paying $1,126,4448 this year as against
S1,069, 88012 last year.
The railroad taxes go into the gen.
eral fund of the state and are used
for current expenses of the state and
legislative appropriations which are
not provided for in other ways.
Owing to the large appropriations
made by the legislature during the
session just closed the balance in the
general fund is expected to be unusu-
ally low during the coming two years.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-08-14
MISUSE OF MAILS BY
FAMILY IS CHARGED
Daughter Said to Have Carried
on Matrimonial Bureau.

Princeton, Ind, Aug. l3.-United
States Ma4shal Feltnaus of Evansville
placed under arrest Martin w. Fer-
ris,. his wife. Emma Ferris, and his
daughter, Ora Mabel Ferris, Oh
charges of having fraudently misus &c
the United States mails. The three
were taken IT, " cennes and will be
arranged before q United Stat as com
missioner there ard given al oppOr,
tunity of giving bond until a further
hearing.
The daughter it is alleged. carried
on matrimonial bureau, giving her
name as Susan Myers. Through her
correspondence. it is declared. men
have been att:actea here from far.
away stat IS, ami, in various instances
it is said, n 'uey ba1 been a.ul for the
bride-to-be to make the journey to her
fance. Men who came here and
called at the address given failed to
gain admittance.
1t is alleged the matrimonial CORE
spondences have been carried on for
three years, it being charged that
the girl wrote the letters and the
father and mother mailed them.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-08-14
AUGUST WEDDING
Young Couple
United Monday Evening
on Eighth Avenue.

AT s. o'clock Monday evening the
wedding of Miss Anna Zimmerman to
Arthur Jorg both of Baraboo, took
place at the home of the groom's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Jorg, $50
Eighth avenue. The ceremony was
performed by Rev. III Mueller of the
Lutheran church in the presence of
only the nearest relatives and frltnOs.
The couple were attended ~ Miss
Della Jorg, sister Of the groom, and
Clarence Swanson. The bride was
gownsd in cream lace over silk and
carried sweet peas and CARNATIONS.
After the ceremony wedding supper
was served.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jorg left thislmorning
by automobile on wedding trip. They
will be at home after September 1st at
AT Eighth avenue.
Both young people are well and
favorabIy known in Barablo, and
they have the best wishes of their
many friends. The bride is daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Zimmerman
of Ableman, but her bone has been In
this city for several years. Mr.. Jorg
has resided in Baraboo all his life and
is employed with the Won VALID Gro
Gerry Company.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-08-14
FIND SON IN NEW ALBANY
indianapolis Parents Locate Youth

indianapolis Parents Locate Youth
Who Has Been Gore TWO Years.
New Albany, Ind, Aug. 13.-After
living in this city under an assumed
name for two years, George Munsch,
seventeen years old, was claimed by
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond
Munsch of Indianapolis.
Two years ago side show of a
street fair was stranded here and
young Munsch was left without en-
ployment. Under the name of George
Mason he applied to William Wiles,
proprietor of the Royal motion pic
ture show, for employment. He was
given a place and Mr.. Wiles gave him
a home in his family. While the lad
proved a good boy he was reticent
about his past and it was only few
days ago that he acknowledged his
identity. His parents were notified
and they came at once for him. The
lad said that he ran away from home
because he did not want to go to
school.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-08-14
PICTURE PEOPLE PAY FINE
Couple Arrested at La Vale
Pay a Large Amount and
Vanish.

According TO the Wonewoc Report
r Delbert Todd and Alice sMcNamer
who were arrested near La Vale some
lime ago on statutory charge and
who hsve blen in the custody of the
sheriff of Richland county since, ap-
peared before Judge McCorkIe the
other day and pleaded guilty to the
charge against them, paying q fine,
which together with the costs,
amounted 10 So s. He taxes orders
to enlarge pictures and his wi e found
him cut. She must be related to
Henry Peck whose funny situations
are picture d in the pepper.