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The Washington herald., 1913-08-12
THE SN0B IN BASEBALL.
From August Popular Magazine.

ffom August Popular Magazine.
The animosi,ies of ball PLAYERS are not
as deadly and lasting as they have been
pictured. Their profession Is a sort Of
friternal society, and a member OF II Is
feated with consideration by all other
players. even though OF personality
generally disliked.
An example of this was given In wash
ington last summer. Once in a while an
individual of Nobbish tendencies breaks
into the majors. None lasts long. for the
baseballic axiom that 1T takes a good
fellow to ca star" is literally true.
One Of these exceptions who had run his
short, supercilious career and retired.
thoroughly disliked, became stranded in
Walter Johnson's town. penniless and Ill.
He bad played with New York and Pitts
burgh. In the National League. and with
Detroit in the American. He was a Tiger
pitcher when George Mullin came up
from the bushes in 1902. The day the re-
cruit first appeared at the old Bennett
Park. Tiger who had become acquainted
with him steered him up to q group Of
Jungaleers to introduce him.
"Mr. Blank, Mr.. Mullin. our new
pitcher" he said.
The veteran sneeringiy turned hie head
and resumed conversation with another
player without a word Of welcome.
though he did hold out his hand and let
Mullin grasp 1t.
That veteran was the star OF the De
troit hurting corps for two seasons, but
went back rapidly. He held his job for
a while through the various modes Of
Sailing known to experienced pitchers.
including blaming his support and
lucky for his losses, but finally was
cut adrift and got into the National
League. He then was turned bacle over
the bitter road all ball players must
travel who try to remain In the select
circle after they have passed their prime.
This former pitcher was not supercilious
when he met Mullin in Washington last
July. He was a suppliant for favor. One
dollar would look like opulence to him
just then. Could MuIlin heln him out?
Big George asked him Of his plight and
where he was staying. At the hall yard
that afternoon. when the Tigers had gath
cred. he told them of the matter. took on
his hat, and chucked dollar into II.
II don't like the lobster. but hers q ball
player he said.
The others contributed similar amounts
ard similar remarks. after which Mullin
took tine hat to the Washington club
horse. where the Nationals Clipped In.
Not q man on either team had . good
word for the old player. for his DISPOSE
ton In his days Of prosperity was well
known to them. though very few Of them
had seen contemporaneous service with
him. c
evening Muilin hunted him up and hand
Cd him IS to pay his expenses to his old
nome. So =.
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FISH ELclN, NJ. D.
:isiu Row. Brunswick. Nd. ExIsTt in Special ALL
nents. Communication by mail ard uhone snIicifr
CALLAHAN SEEMS TO
BE tanner OF LIONS
Chicago White Sox Manager Bassed
All Disee.tented Players on the
Market This Season.

II Jimmy Callahan could only bag
few more of basebalrs indictments his
Chicago White Sox might yet make the
1913 pennant fight interesting for the
Athletics, who are giving a very good
imitation just now of stealing a winning
lead.
To begin the season Callahan had
Harry Lord at third. and Harry is 4
member of the White Sox team because
he was disgruntled at Boston. Jimmy
had such luck in handling Lord that he
decided The might as we'll take a chance
with OTHER dissatisfied men.
So he went into the open market and
basged Hal Chase, first baseman extra
ordinary. whose first-basing this season
was very ordinary for New York because
he didn't fancy his berth under Chance.
And Chase, coupled with Lord. just about
made the White Sox.
What Chase did for HIS team set Cal
lahan to thinking. and he decided he
could bolster up his pitching stan IL he
could persuade Jake StahI to part with
Buck O'Brien. who hadn't been very
strong with the Boston manager for a
long time.
Buck is said to have committed the
indiscretion of smearing his fist over
Joe Woods classic countenance last fall.
and that's lese majestic in Boston So
Stahl sent O'Brien to Chicago. And
such was Galatians eloquence that the
White Sox slipped the Red Sox nothing
in players, parting with only Few
thousand in cash.
Now, IL Callahan could go out and bag
q few more stars who have differed with
club managers or owners at some time
recently he could grab on real flag
chaser in a hurry. With Killing. Archer.
or Bresnahan to help Schalk behind the
bat. Chase on first. Lajoie on second.
Schafer at short, Zimmerman or Lord on
third. Bender. O'Brien. and MarQuard.
along with Russell. Scott. White, and
Benz. Of his present team. in the box.
Rube Oldring in left, Ty Cobb in CEN
ter. and Crawford. Of Detroit. or John
Collins. Of his 1872 outfit. in right. Cal
lahan would have a team capable OF
winning any old flag any old time.
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CALDWELL IN FORM.
Holds St. Louis Browns Safe and
Yankees Win, 6 TO 2.

New York, Aug. n--Caldwell's fine
twirlng and batting enabled the Yanks
to defeat the ST. Louis Browns today, 6
to . Caldwell allowed the visitors but
three hits. one of which was a home
run by Pratt in the first inning. Fritz
Maisel. Frank Chances $4,000 beauty
and late of Baltimore, Joined the Yanks
today and figured prominently in the
run getting.
The Yanks scored three runs in the
second on two singles, two walks, and
Caldwelrs Texas Lacquer. They tailed
again in the fourth on Sweeney's single
and CaIdwelrs triple. Two more runs
were added in the seventh on Cook
triple. walk. steal, and Cree's single.
The Browns made their second run in
the third, when Shotten singled. stole
second, and scored on Caldwell's wild
Ditch. Score:
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MACKMEN WIN
THIRD Of Series
Bakers Timely Triple with
Bases Loaded IN Seventh
Defeats White Sox.
SIX HURLERS ARE USED
cieoste, Russell, Scott, and Ben. Are
On Mound for Chicago -Houek
Relieves Bush.
SIX HURLERS ARE USED

Philadelphia. Aug. 1.-THE Athletics
took the third game of :ns series from
the White SoS here today. to 8, the
locals winning the game IN the seventh
when fCuI passes and thrS: safetiss in
Guiding Bakers triple with the bases
full. Melted six tallies. Cico;tc, Russell,
Scott, and Benz took turns On the mound
for the visitors, tn. INST three aitici-
pating in the sixth round.
Bush started for the Mackn'an but was
yanked after three innings, during which
time the visitors made all ,i'eir talliSs.
Houck relieved him and h.,a the Gala
hans helpless during the res, o; TIE time.
S.pro-
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,The Score.

Rns-Lehman. Schoheld. Ricketts,. Rsba, Hayden.
Lansan, America. Bowen C2l. Friede. Thomas
70, Linkins Earned runs-Mohawke, j; In
manuel. /. First base by errots-Mohawks, 4: In
manuel. l. Left On bases-Mobawks. Z; Emmanuel. Z.
First base balls-Of America. 3; OF Linkins. /;
on Cash. L Innings pitched-By Linkins. &; by
Cash, S: by America. -; by Kasle. lis. Hits
made-On Linkins 9: OF Cash. G. Struck out-By
Lnkins. ): BY Cash. 4: by America. ); by kasle. =
Three hase ht-Raba. Two-base ht-Ricketts. Sac
rihce hit-SchodeH. Sacrifice fy-FsueL- Stolen
bases-Casb. fricde (D. Thomas t2. BcfL,ar.
Thompson. Raha, Hayden. Lansan ~. Weaver.
Double play-Bowen to Thompson. Passed bib
Thompson ~. Baks-America, Linkins. Umpire
Mr.. W. Handiboe. Time Of game hours AMI
minutes.
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sBatted for Engel In the eighth.
fRatted for Hughes in the ninth

Earned runs-Washington. ]: Cleveland.
/. First base by errors-Cleveland. :.
Left on bases-Washington. 3; Cleve-
land s. First base on balls-On Mitchell.
6; off Engel T. Innings pitched-By
Engel. s: by Hughes. I. Hits made-On
Engel, 3: of Hughes. 4. Struck out-By
Engel, 6; by Hughes. !; by Mitchell; j.
Two-base hits-Liebold. Graney, M
Bride Sacrifice hit-Jackson. Stolen
bases-Milan. Liebold. Johnston. Double
plays-Henry to Morgan; Chapman to
La joie to Johnston. Passed ball-Henry.
Umpires-Messrs. Hildebrand and Evans.
Time of game hours and minutes.
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TIGERS TROUNCE
BOSTON RED SOx
Dauss Shows Class and Holds The
Worlds Chanpions Safe, Detroit
Winning, s to z.

Boston, Aug. 18th. Detroit Tigers
took the last game of the series from
the Red Sox in the easiest style possible.
Leonard, who was l.. the box for Boston.
was hit hard. and had the visitors take''
fewer chances on the bases their scc-e
might have been larger. Cobb and Craw
for. were thrown out at the plate. tts
former by Lewis nd the latter by Speak
Ell. trying to score from second on short
singles. Dauss pitched good ball for the
Tigers, Tightening up when a hit wo'.'d
have meant a run. Speaker batted In
both of Boston's runs
The Washington herald., 1913-08-12
AMERICANS WERE LUCKY.

New York, Aug. 11.-Wallace F. John
son. an alternate OF the American lawn
tennis team that recently captured the
Davis Cup. was today, congratulated w
friends and admirers here upon his vic
tory over the British .acquet exrerfs.
Johnson arrived aboard the stesmer
Caronia yesterday. He &omplfmented the
English people for their sportmanlil,e
spirit, and said that the Americans were
lucky to win.
Mr.. Johnson was surprised to IND that
his trophies were duti1ole, bur he did not
argue the case
The Washington herald., 1913-08-12

Runs-E. Mmriy. OIirnz. Z. Collins. Baker 90.
Houck Scang c?D, ChaHel!. Berger. Lord. Bodie. J.
Collins. Left bsses-ChicaEo }; Philadelphia, Z.
Hits made-On Bush. in innings; Of Cicotte.
in innings: OF Scott, 3 in ! inning Two-basc hit
Schans. Threc-base hts-McInnes, Baker. Home
mn-Bo,iie. Double Ihays-Cicotte TO Weaver to
Chase; Bskcr to McInnes Sacrifice hit-Weavcr.
Stolen basci-E Murphy, ]. Collins. First base on
balls-On Cicotte. O. on Russell. J: OF Bush. ); OF
Benz . Struck Guilty. Cicotte, ); by Bush. l; ty
Houck. . Wild pitch-Cicotte. Umrires-Messrs.
Connolly and Ferguson. Time Of game hours and
Z minutcs
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Walter johnson Hopes 70 Win Twelfth Straight Game Today
Nationals Helpless
Before w. Mitchell
Maps Little Southpaw Allows but Five Hits-Engel
Gets Away Poorly-Hughes Hit Hard
Final Count 6l
By WILLIAM PEET.

Those Maps yesterday right back after the licking handed
them Sunday and with the aid of really brilliant pitching on
part Soutpaw Willie Mitchell the kds under the Climbers
When over the figures read something like this
Maps, 6: Nationals l.
During past Mitchell has bothered the Ma
tionas his revenge long overdue He
teray believe us Only Climbers portion, and his
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Runs-Byrne. Carey. Cg, yiol, Wagner. Miller ~.
Wilson. Mitchell ~. Gibson. Groh Tuo-base hits
Miller. Byrne. Three-base hits-Carey. Wilson cl.
Mitchell Stolen bases-Gibson. Carey ~. byrue,
viox Marsans, Bescber. Sacrifice hy-Gibsoo. frst
b6se on ballc-On Adams, !; OF Herbert. !. Struck
out-By Adams. s Hits made-0n Suszs. IL In = IL
innings of Herbert in % innings. Left On bases
Pittsburgh, s: Cincinnati 2 Ftst base On ssfors-
Pittsburgh, q Umpires-Mesrs Brennan and JUG
ley. Time Of game-l hour and 50 miuutea
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Runs-Cook. Maisel. Peckinpaugh. Knight. II.
Williams, Sweeney Shotien. Pratt. Two-base hit
Johnston. Three-hase hit-Cook. Caldwell. Homo
run-Knisht. Stolen bsses-Shotten, Pratt. Storall.
Maisel First base on errors-St. Louis 5; New
York l. First base on balls-Of Leverenz. 2; Of
Baumsardner, 2: of Caldwell, J. Struck out-By
Baumsarduer 9; by Caldwell. S. Hit by pitcher
BY Leverenz Cook. Hits made-Oh Leverenz. in
/ inning none out in the second Double play
Pratt to Balenti to stovsn. Lief, on bases-St.
Louis, S; New York, Wild ptch-Caldwell. I'm
pires-Messrs. O'LoughJin and Sheridan. Time Of
camel hour aud 50 minutes.
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Runs-Bescher, Msrsans, Hoblitzen. Miller. Two
base hit-Dodge Three-base hit-Marsans. Home
-HohlitzeIl Hits made-Un Camnitz. in in
ninas: of Cooper in / inning. Sacrifice hit
Grob. Double plays-Viox to Wagner to Miller;
Berghammer to HOiltzell Left on bases-litts-
bursh. z; Cincinnati. S. First base on errors
Pittsburgh. 2; Cincinnati, Z. Hit by pitched BALI
By Ames, l. Struck out-By C1mnitz. i; BY
Cooper !; by Ames Time of game-I hour and
IS minutes Umpires-Messrs Quigley and Eason.
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SET DATE FOR GAME.
Committees from Array ard Navy
Arrange for Football Contest.

Arrange for Football Contest.
Annapolis. Aug 1.-THE Saturday fol-
lowing Thanksgiving Day. November =.
has been selected as the date Of the next
-Army-Navy football game. though rep
resentatives Of the Naval and Military
Academies have not yet selected the
place for playing the game.
The army is dissatisfied with Franklin
Field, Philadelphia, its representative
claiming the 5000 tickets received are M.
sufficient. and many army officers are
compelled to take undesirable seats.
They propose either that the game he
played regularly in New York or that II
alternate between Annapolis and West
Point.
Naval people consider New York toe
far away. and that Annapolis and West
The Washington herald., 1913-08-12
z H
PASSED Up Once
NOW A WONDER
Maranville, Sensational Short
stop Of Braves, Was on Mar
ket Last Summer.
TOO SMALL, SAYS ODAY
Bat Yosnsster Improves Under Stall
ings, and Now Is 4 Real
Star.


Ihfee Nauohal League oaseoah eiuos
Sheaso' OF. LOUIE anu C'"cihiauo w.
iooheo soou oe' ias' season "ne
they uechneo 70 purchase Shorlseop
MarahViie from the Boston braves. any
one OF the three couio nave secured MN
ior pracucahy a song. Du' 1eciineu
10 cohsiuer MINI rianh Snahce, uhe
hanase. Vi the Suos, hheo MS h.e'
put oecaIeo ne Wouia never oe ,ii.'ei,
bank opaS SAID ne was 100 small ana
Roger bresnahan thought ne was 700
weak with the Dat. Cnance would nave
gwen Dig price 10 ger a man hhe n'in
this spring. ara Miner husgihs couio
nave useu MIN 10 sooa ad'antase at one
start OF the season, NO" Mara'e Is
not on the market. he IS a MIXTURE OF Inc
Boston eiuo.
0ae Of the Smallest inAeiders.
Maransiie IL one OF the snahest IN.
heiders:in t..e league he is the shortest
shortstop. Ihere are several ntIie men
IN the game today out II Is dincult 10
tell which OF the group Is tne shortest.
tommy LeAch, OF the Nuos, "nieI mug
gins OF the CatuhAs' hefhe oroh' .,
tne heus, Sahahan' oi pioohSh, anu
Moran' OF brookiSn, are al oinS ie"
'ncpes ABOVE nVe Ieet. II 'ney ~eIe
Piaceo IN hhe u prooaos ~ouio oe
innh a;1srs,c, n The Sronn
tn. Ros,on shortston entered ma ior
league company last year. He resembled
NIaa IN Snass " u a, az
my tsa n,,sS,'i,. 80. ~ .,,r,.s
pa n , s p 49,, tnr r,,chsrs
Ell. a.u ~, so,, Th;s - VIZ,
s o,h ,s.as.-s 90
auseu See s"u ~. =, 49, =,
seciare ne ~oulo never oe oaurel II
uue ne ne, vii o a. ,ta ,,,,h h,,.
or zoe tinker m nahuiins tne s,so ~ =.
ne VIII ram VIII .n Ia.sn,,;,'a nas
ao'ns 50 ,sn Canu.a,;.,,,
IroIn view 1eu' ,.;., Uihan a.,
Leasue' anu o. v n. "a .,;n,, ,.n,,
session peope say i I'M, w., IN nnn,
oecioeo 'hey "ouiu Ap '''''' oA" A'"
are more Una" p'eaeu
Best FeldinE shortstop.
S
The Washington herald., 1913-08-12
Steel Plant, z: Highland. 5.

Runs-E<tep t2I. Pearson t2,. Griffith. I. Peat
son. Jones. Gordon Spsuldiug. Phipps. Landis t2l.
Left on bsses-Hishland. 8; Steel Plant. s. Ffrrt
bass on baIls-O6 Dyer j: OF Burgess, ]. Twa-base
hit-Phipps. Stolen bases-Dechard. Estep tT, sui
Ivan Cs). Corni.h Dyer. Pearson ~. Griffith. I'll.
lg pitcher-By Burgess Griffith. Umprs-Mr. Yer
able.
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ALL lohONIO INSULTS. - .. .. 90 % ....'-.-
NINTH RACE-Four-yesr-od and upward: one
mile and . sixteenth. Henotic H5 ". AdAms).
to !. won; Pierre Dumas. los twhie), even. yrcoud
Senator Sparks. is (Waringion), 10 to ]. tmrd.
Time, 15s Gaspant. Ursula Emma. Rose O'Se.I.
Our Nuksett. Palma. and veneta Strome also ran
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AMERICAN.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
Cleveland, q, Wasbinstsn, 1.
Philadelphia, 8, ChicaGo, 8.
New York, 9; 81. Louis, =.
Detroit, 9, Boston, .
GAMES TO-DAY.

Cleveland Mt Washington.
= ChIenaaL at Philadelphia.
st. Louis ut New York.
Detroit at Boston.
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GAMES TODAY.

Chicago at BossOW.
81. Louis ut New York.
Pitt sbus Oh ut Drs,0klSm.
Cincinnati mt Philrdclph in.
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MINOR LEAGUE RESULTS.

TRI.sTATE LEAGUE.
York, 6; Wilmington. z.
l: Atlantic City. l.
Trenton. q; Allentown, e.
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

Kansas City, .; Indianapolis. O.
Milwaukee. .; Toledo. 4.
Minneapolis. J: Louisville, q
st. Paul, q; Columbus, 9.
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r...bl. D.oo~s q Ts,., Is ,.lu.d at rSs-
0a.le.
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s., Louis -umors are to be In the effes.
that Manager Stovail h at odds viii,
most OF his players. owing to his insis-
tence upon attention to business arc
his brusque way Of enforcing obedience.
Joe Judge. first basemsn of the New
York Edison Company's team, who has
been playing on Sundays with the Long
Island "A. c., IL reported TO have been
signed by Manager McGraw. Of the
Giants. Judge, according to persons who
have seen him In action. ID a. fine CUT
nelder spA . GOOD free hitter.
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STANDING Oh THE CLUBS.
,TANpING nE rHE CLuRs AUGUST h. lsls.

NATIONAL.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
., Pittsburgh, I.
Pittsburgh, IL, Cincinnati, Z.
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INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE.


Buffalo, 10: Providence. ..
Montreal, Q; Baltimore. 6.
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'Bstted for Simon in the eighth.
tBa,ted for CAmnitz in the eighth.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1913-04-01
Health andHygiene
SPRING PNEUMONIA.

The backbone of winter MAY ne
season. In the light Of developments
OF past Years, ii IS safe Ia say with
respect 10 pneumonia that the worst
Is Yet 10 come. The next four or hy~
week are quite likely To witness the
snuning out OF upwards Of five hun
0red lives by pneumonia IN this State.
With care and RICH; living the
threatened danger can be avoided.
Pneumonia is largely a p~reycutahle-
disease Keep up your physical tone
and Your resistance To disease and Won
will have gone a long way toward
making yourself pneumonia proof.
You cant frequent crowded, over
heated places and keep up physical
tone. neither can You keep up To stan
dare efficiency and fighting power on
less than eight hours sleep out OF
every t~wenty-four. Impure air IS A
tremendous factor in lowering physi-
cal tone and annihilating resistance 10
disease.
Pneumonia is a winter disease
principally because winter is the sea
son of close housing and consequent
bad breathing conditions. The physi-
cal tone of the average person grows
LAWYER as the winter progresses. The
colder he winter-the tighter the
housing-the lower the physical tone
the higher the pneumonia feath
rate.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1913-04-01

make it oWr into David's royal line.
from Jacob, when the grace of God
mad got hold on hiEi, there descended
even such a one as Joseph There is
comfort in the thought that in the
plans OF God use may still be made
OF the weak. laundering and SINFUL
Isaacs and Jacobs.
Some lives, like some lights. are
Set for warnings. while others shine
on the coasts of character that we
nave studied today.
Seven Sentence Sermons.
by some means we must set up
the doctrine that, first and last. what
ever hauls down the colors of a hui
man soul is treason to the uni
yerse.-Anon.
God does not comfort US TO make
US comfortable but to make US COM
fort ers.-J. II. Jowett.
1t is very good for strength
10 know that some one needs you 10
be strong.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
Too much rest is rust.
Sir Walter Scott.
Every Christian is expected 10
light the community for ten miles
around.-GeOrge Fox.
Sufhce it that he never brought
Ills conscience to the public mart
But hved himself the truth he taught
W~hlte-souled, c~lean-handed, pure
OF heart.-Whittier.
DC not believe everything yo,
near; 90 not do everything thai you
desire to do; do not tell all yol
know; do not use all you have. DE-
not u everything you see: ther
You will always be happy.-Luther.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1913-04-01
The Breath OF Life.
tsy a Small Boy


Breath says The small boy writer.
lis made of air. We breathe with our
lungs, our lights. our liver. and our
kidneys. II it wasn't for our breath
we would die when We slept. our
breath keeps the life aeoing through
the nose when we are asleep. Boys
that stay in a room all day should not
breathe. They should wait till they
get out of doors. Boys in "a room make
bad. unwholesome air. They make car
homicide. ~carbonicide is poisoner
than mad dogs. a heap of soldiers
C~arbOnicide got in that there black
hole and killed nearly every one afcre
morning. Girls Kill the breath with
cOrsets that SQueeZes the diagram.
Girls can't run or holler like boys. be
cause their diagram is squeezed too
much. If / was a girl I'd rather be a
boy, SO | car holler and run, and
have a great big diagram
GOOD and air. to make heat, water
to calculate the material SO that each
tiny cell gets it's proportion; exercise
work to shake out the ashes
should be the motto of each one who
wishes to be we'll and happy.
Good food. good drink, and good
air for good thinking and good work
ing.
Good food does not mean fancy
food. Fancey food is generally poor
food. Is
Avoid extremes Of heat and cold n
food and drink.
Body work is indispensable TO first
class brain work.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1913-04-01
HIGHER ~EDUCATION.

She's an elgebraic wonder; all her
leisure time she spends
Solving problems in equations that
are at her fingers ends.
In the higher mathematics she has
gained a college fame.
Where her geometric genius added
luster to her name.
She is up on trigonometry. and fig
ures are her forte.
For even she knows the age Of Ann,
according to report;
But when playing off a rubber, its
a pipe she'll never miss
Gurglirg sweetly to her partner soma
inspired phrase like this:
Yes, indeed, l just dote on bridge
its such a lovely, scientific game.
Let's ace-what trumphs?"
She has read the leading authors and
her diction is most choice.
She can rattle cams from brown
ing in a cultivated voice.
Never platitude she utters, shes
original and bright,
And she ScornS to- use expressions fhat
are commonplace or trite.
But it's safe to bet some evening
she'll be gazing at the moon,
With q chap who's humming marches
that are popular in June.
And he'll ask a single question rs
she slips her hand in his,
I And she'll whisper in his waistcoai
some unique reply like this.
oh, John, this IS SO sudden
She is versed in many Languages,
from Dutch 10 Corsican:
She can quote 4 dozen poets II The
tongue of quaint Japan.
She -xcels in i'rench and Spanish, and
II even has been said
She knows all the rules OF
IN u language that is dead
Hut the day is some time coming
when she'll pcdttie Quite CT-
hand
n q tongue 50 weird and complex
that no man car unaerSa and
shell he II kin to a bUnole-twlxt
= rAptuTCus squeeze and kiss
And her liEe OF conversation viii
mos; likely run like this.
'~I5atessun's itty-bitsy heastoms
Didum .au.hty tcAc huTtums Ky
tunlmy? Zrre. z-re, don't 90 cwy.
muvxrt's i,.:-hitsy ~nve'"ls heart
urns
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-01-24

Newellton now boasts three new
automobiles, all Ford Touring Cars.
They belong respectively to Mr.. C.
L. Clark, DR.. j. D. Rogers and Mrs.
NJ. Jacoby. The Fords were pur-
chased through the Company's Ten
sas agents, Messrs. R. Y. Newell
and c. L. Clark, of Newellton, who
forwarded the order to the Few Or
leans agency on Sunday and re-
ceived the cars on the Red Ball"
Tuesday evening, and they were
unloaded and put into commission
next morning. Better service could
not be desired.
In this connection, it is under
stood that Mr.. Leo Jacoby, one of
the Aldermanic Fathers OF the pro-
gressive little city of Newellton, an
ticipates the purchase Of a White
Steamer, which he hopes to receive
in time to carry a party of friends
to Washington to attend President
Wilson's Inauguration. His friends
sincerely hope this magnificent dis
play OF Democratic enthusiasm will
put him next at the pie counter
when the question Of patronage is
declared in order. should he happen
to have any aspiration along such
lines.