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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
DANGEROUS Talk.

Mother, 1 wish you wouldn't men
ton dishwashing when George is call.
Ing On mel"
"Why not, indeed?"
81 don't like it. 1t sounds common"
Common, Ell? We have to eat.
don't WEI"
"Of course"
And George knows we eat and
use dishes?"
That's very true"
"And George also knows that dishes
have to be washed, therefore some,
body has to wash them?"
But, mother"
What now"
"If you keep on talking aobut 1t
George may discover that you make
father wash them, and he may think
the same thing is coming to him ii
he should propose to me. "-Detroif
Free Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Winning the Greatest Things.

1t is fiattering to our lower natures
to be envied. But for the esteem that
is worth having, one kindly action,
one tender, considerate word, will dc
more than the fullest measure of gilt
tering success. Hustling, pushing,
grabbing, will win many rewards &C.
cording to their desert; the nature OF
the reward meets the nature of the
effort. But they will not win affection,
they will not win tenderness and love.
Exchange.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
HANDS ITCHED AND BURNED

Warrenton, Va.-"My little girl was
troubled with eczema for three years.
Her hands burned and itched and look
I'd as if they were scalded. She could
not sleep at night; had to be up all
night to keep her hands in warm wa
ter. She rubbed her hands and large
white blisters came full of yellow wa
ter. Then sores came and yellow cor
ruption formed She could not take
hold of anything with her hands.
used an ointment and tried treat
ment, but nothing did her any good,
so got some Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment. After bathing her hands with
the Cuticura Soap and applying the
Cuticura Ointment l was astonished
to see the great relief, and Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment cured her
hands in three weeks" (Signed)
Mrs. John w. Wines, Mar. 8, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston"
Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
GOOD NATURED AGAIN
Good Rumor Returns With Change to
Proper Food.

For many years was a constant
sufferer from indigestion and nervous
ness, amounting almost to prostra-
ton" writes a Montana man.
MY blood was impoverished, the
vision was blurred and weak, with
moving spots before my eyes. This was
a steady daily condition. / grew ILL
tempered, and eventually got so nerv-
Gus l could not keep my books post
ed, nor handle accounts satisfactorily.
l can't describe my suferings.
Nothing | ate agreed with me, till
one day l happened to notice Grape
Nuts in a grocery store, and bought
a package out of curiosity to know
what it was.
Il liked the food from the very
first, eating it with cream, and now /
buy it by the case and use it daily.
| soon found that Grape-Nuts food was
supplying brain and nerve force as
nothing in the drug line ever had
done or could do.
1T wasn't long before l was re-
stored to health, comfort and happi-
ness.
Through the use of Grape-Nuts food
my digestion has been restored, my
nerves are steady once more, my eye
sight is good again, my mental faculties
are clear and acute, and l have become
so good-natured that my friends are
truly astonished at the change. l feel
younger and better than l have for &c
years. No amount of money would
induce me to surrender what l have
gained through the use of Grape-Nuts
food" Name given by Postum Co.
Battle Creek. Mich. There's a rea
son" Read the little book, The ROAD
to Wellville," in pkgs."
Ever read the above Iettcrs new
one nrDcars from time to time. Tbe3
IRE genuine. true, and full OF human
iatsrsSE. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Slioht Omission.

Editor-"Yes We have arranged
for two reporters to handle the news
of the presidents wife. one for each
of his children, one for the household
pets and still another to cover his
country relatives who are visiting
Washington" Owner-"But what men
have you got to handle the news OF
the president himself?" Editor-"No-
body. Confound it, l knew there was
something | forgot,"-Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
When the Sun Will Die,

1t may be said unqualifiedly that
the sun, like every other thing con-
nected with the present order, will
finally cease to be what it is today.
The time will most surely come when
the sun will have ceased to throw off
light and heat. Long before that hap
pens, however, the earth and other
planets will have become dead
worlds" like the moon-no life of any
sort upon them. 1t has been calcu-
lated that the sun will cease to throw
out its heat somewhere about seven
million of years from now.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
cheesecIoth Better Than Glass.

Cheesecloth coverings for plants,
farsaer tells US in an agricultural pa
per, are superior to glass, for they
let the moisture through. The white
shelter has a forcing effect, and also
keeps out insects. Cucumbers from
vines thus sheltered were gathered
two weeks earlier than usual this sea-
son, and the enthusiastic experimenter
is planning for large results next year
through the use of these cheesecloth
protectors.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Soma Method.

Don't you think, dear" began Mr..
Comfy, THAT our next door neighbors.
the Scrubs, are putting on great
deal too much style, considering the
tact that they never know from day to
day where the next meal is coming
from?"
WELL" replied Mrs. Comfy, you
see, the more style they put on the
more style they put on the more like
ly they are to be invited out to din
ner."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Automobile Aroma.

Farmer Hiram was mendfng the
front fence when an automobile
whizzed past, emitting trail of blue
smoke rom it's oil-choked engine.
Farmer Hiram's hand went to his
nose. When the car had disappeared
far down the lane and the smell had
died away he ventured to address the
hired man.
SAM" he said, they may be swell
city fellers an all that; but they GER
tainly was smokin' some vile see
CARS"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Queen Victoria Detested Tobacco

Queen Victoria Detested obacco.
The number of smoking rooms now
distributed over Windsor castle
would considerably astonish Queen
Victoria could she but see them. Her
late majesty could never bring herself
to do more than tolerate the weed in
any form, and the smoking room was
always relegated to a very distant
part of her various residences. Nor
were the guests permitted to solace
themselves with a quiet smoke in
their own apartments, as c their ar
rival they were specially warned not
to do SO.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Awful Blow.

"Yes," said Slithers, Mickey was
my dearest friend, and I shall never
cease to mourn his death. 1t was
terrible blow from which l shall never
recover"
"Why-I thought you married his
widow?" said Jimpson.
"Why-er-ahem!- yes, l did;
bu.-"
Here Slithers subsidized into deep
and uncomfortable silence.-Harper's
Weekly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Plants Need Nourishment.

A German investigator has discov-
cred that plants resist cold best when
they are given special nourishment to
keep them warm. For instance, to
feed a plant sugar stimulates it's pow
err of resisting low temperature, much
as like food acts upon animals, though
in less marked degree.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

It is the last
week of Jesus
early life, and he
is spending the
days in Jerusalem
and the nights in
B e t h a ny the
home of Lazarus
and his sisters.
Martha and Mary.
There b g y
made him a sup
per-" An exquisite
touch O f Christ's
humanity! Is not
t h i S W h a t W g
would have done
to such a friend?
But think of the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Nolie Pressed.

Rastus had caught Sambo red-hand-
ed.
"Ah'm gwine hab yo' arrested fob,
stealin' NAH chickens, yo' Sambo
Washin 'ton-dat's jess what ah'm
gwine to do" said Rastus.
go ahead, niggah," retorted Sambo.
GO ahead and hab me arrested. Anil
mex yo' prove whar 20 got dem chick.
ems yoself!" Weekly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Hint Direct.

A dirty-looking stranger entered an
hotel.
Where's the barr" he asked Of Pat,
who was standing at the door.
What kind of barr" asked the lat
ter.
"Why, liquor bar, of course. What
do you suppose l mean?"
"Well." drawled Pat, with twin
kle, IT didn't know but what you
what you might mean a bar Of soap"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
He Knew the Kind.

He Knew the Kind.
The guide, in referring to the Egyp-
tian pyramids, remarked:
ut took hundreds of years to build
them"
Then it was a government job
eh?" replied the wealthy contractor
Youths Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Steamjno Up,

'Is any of your stock watered?'
asked the inquisitive inventor.
81 should say not" replied Dustin
Stax eve have such a warm bust
ness proposition that we have gone be-
yond the aqueous stage and are using
sheer vapor."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Bow Looks Easier.

3acon-The new year is always rep
resented as a boy, isn't it?
Egbert-Srrely. 1t would be too
much of a job to have to break in
new girl every year.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

Some Measure of Love Important
It is best to love wisely. no doubt;
but to love foolishly is better than
not to be able to love at ail.-Thack-
cray.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
There Are Others.

What are the principal activities
of the official position our friend oc-
cupies?"
Those involved in holding on to it,
replied Senator Sorghum.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

"Your hair is falling out" said the
barber.
"Yes," replied the crusty customer.
"You see my skull is so hard that 1t
can't fall in"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Nor Informed,

What do you think of the war;"
What war;"
THE war in Tripoli."
II really can't say. I haven't seen
any OF the films"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
CONSTIPATION
Munyon's Paw-Paw

Munyon S faW-faW
Pills are unlike all 9TH
er laxatives or cathar-
tics. They coax the
liver into activity by
gentle methods, they
do not scour: they do
not grippe; they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secretions
of the liver and stom-
ach in 4 way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
r., SUMNER. 1tUAnACHEs

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts, fever
ish condition, etc. 10c., Csc and SOC per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

We measure success by accumula,
ton. The measure is false. G'he true
measure is appreciation. He who
loves most has most.-Henry Van
Dyke
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Its StNle.

1.-THE child actress in that piece has
q part which fits her like glove"
Yes. SO to speak, kid glove"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

II some men were compelled to pay
as they go they would never get start
ed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton ,allays pain cures wind collie, Csc bottesfs
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

ITCH Relieved in 80 Minutes.
woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds Oh
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

It is not always wise to Judge an.
other by either tongue or coat, for
true worth lies where neither ear nor
eve can penetrate.-Royston.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO ONT
NENT fails to cure any Ncase of Itching, Blind.
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in TO IA days. Soc.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

When a man begins to think OF get
ting married he never figures on
church wedding.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
His Limit,

Bridegroom-My darling. feel now
I will be the better man.
~ Bride-But you can't be the best
uan.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

Constipation causes and seriously aggra.
Yates many diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured
by Dr. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated
granules. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

Figuratively speaking, a man and
his wife are one, but the figures on
the grocery bill are apt to disprove 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

Sometimes a young lawyer makes
good because he has wife who lays
down the law to him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Mot In Sioht,

!. Hokus-"Do you think we shall ever
have universal peace?" Pokus-"Not
30 long as women continue to play
bridge for stakes"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

Those who boast they never did any
harm are generally those who never
did any good.-W. S. Royston-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

The average man has lot more to
say about what he is going to do than
about what he has done.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Has 10.

do you really believe in this home
rule business?"
"Of course do. Amt married."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

II you would strike man favorably
never hit him in the vicinity of the
pocketbook.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

Only One @BROMo QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BRoMO QUININH. Look
for the signature of e. w. GROVE Cures a Cold
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
DoEs YOUR HEAD ACHE:

Try Hicks CAPUDTEE. It's liquid-pleas.
ant to take-efects imulediate-goodt to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back if not satisfied. 10c., 25c. and
EOc at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

knowledge, association, and courage
these are the principal requirements
for effective citizenship.-E. Hovey.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken;
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing it: they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
Il. Price IS cents All Druggists
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
LY9lHIa 37:SsII7a a eH'c 1ao sHals

Many great man has exclusive
knowledge of the fact.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

Distance never lends enchantment
TO the office seekers view.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
Jesus at
Bethany
BY REV. JAMES M. GRAY. D. D..
Dean Of the Moody Bible Institute.
Chicago

TEXT-"There they made Him a sup
per. John XII, 2.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07
VERY LIKELY.

Hazel-Some folks don't know
what's good for them in this world.
Henry-Yes, but they're better off
than the people that know and haven't
the price to get 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-03-07

Write for book saving young chicks. Send us
names of friends that use incubators and get
book free. Raisall Remedy Co., Blackwell, Okla
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-13
Are Rheumatic
Sufferers Negligent :?
Many Suffer Excruciating Agony
for Years Without Investigat-
ing the Cause of Their Pain OF
It's Cure.

Rheumatism frequently comes from
uric acid poisoning. Uric acid accumu-
lates from undigested food remaining in
stomach and intestines, which ferments
and putrefies and generates this poison
Gus acid II not expelled promptly IL
gets into the blood. and finally forms
crystalline deposits which settle in
Joints and muscles and stiffen them.
JACOBS LIVER SALT has been re-
markedly successful In the treatment
OF rheumatism resulting from uric acid
poisoning. 1t is true uric acid solvent
which will break up the deposits already
formed, dissolve the uric acid out OF the
tissues and hold Il in solution until ex-
PEELED in the urine II will not cure
your rheumatism overnight; neither
aid your rheumatism come overnight
But JACOBS LIVER SALT will re-
Ileye you more promptly and surely
than anything else because 1t thorough
~ purges the system Of fermenting
waste eliminates the poisonous URIC
acid and purlfes the blood.
Almost without exception the sui
ferer from rheumatism is subject to
constipation, bili0usness or dyspepsia.
and a sluggish liver is at the bottom OF
the whole trouble JACOBS LIVER
SALT stimulates both liver and kidneys
and makes them keep your system clean.
No other liver medicine has the same
solvent action upon uric acid, therefore
insist that your druggist give you the
genuine JACOBS LIVER SALT. II he
hasn't II, full size jar sent upon receipt
OF price, Csc, postage free. Made and
guaranteed by Jacobs Pharmacy Coz
Atlsnta.-(Advt-l
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-13

rived here o-day, will address the
veterans Wednesday afternoon, to be
followed by the presentation of the
sponsors, matrons of honor and maids
of honor, one of the important social
events of a reunion. The address of
]. o. Preston, of Macon, promises
to be one of the most interesting of
the reunion. as it is expected it will
deal entirely with future reunions, q
subject Of much interest to the vet
eran.
The fight for next years reunion is
expected to be very keen this year
Already three cities have been men
toned, and It is probable several 9TH
ers Will be entered before the ballot
ing starts on Thursday morning
To Visit State Guard.
For the first time in years the vet
Grams and the State troops will meet
together on camp field when the boys
of 81 will be guests of the Fifth
Regiment on St SimOns Thursday
This event is being looked forward to
with much pleasure by. local people,
and it is expected on that day at
least $500 people will visit the island
The reunion will end Thursday
night and the visitors VIII leave for
their homes Friday morning.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-13
SEEKS To
GUT CITY PARK
BOARD POWER
Savannah Officers Would Relieve
Commission of Authority Over
Shade Tree System.

SAVANNAH, July 12.-Formal no.
tice has been given Of the fact that a
bill will be introduced in the Legis-
lature this summer to relieve the
Park and Tree Commission of turis-
diction over the trees in the streets OF
Savannah.
While the proposed act is designed
to amend the act which created the
Park and Tree Commission, II will
only apply to the trees which are sit
uated in the streets. The Park and
Tree Commission. of which p. d. Daft
fin is chairman, now has exclusive
authority in those matters. No trees
can be removed without the consent
of the commission
Recently there has been consider
able agitation over the subject It Is
particularly desired to remove the
trees which abut into Drayton Street,
an important thoroughfare. II is
claimed by automobilists and others
that these trees seriously obstruct
travel
1t was at one time suggested as a
possible way out of the difficulty that
Drayton Street be widened by taking
in part of the territory now known
as the Forsyth Park extension, but
neither the city nor the military.
which Jointly control the extension,
would agree to this.
The commission was and is as fully
determined that the trees shall not
be removed
The outcome was the pending leg
islatiOn, which has the sanction of the
administration.