South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-10
OUR TELLER CITIZENS
By HI SIBLEY

Master Glen Myers Of Horatio court
was discussing the vicissitudes Of ac-
curing an education, and among 9TH
er things said he just couldn't see
how they could make the arithmetic
problems so hard"
c. A. Dolph has driven one tire s.
200 miles without a puncture and an
other $500 miles We think this
gives him the medal.
Roy Carter, whenever he gets a
holiday. goes up to Hen island dam
and worries 1he pickerel.
George Glover, when he was depu-
~ under Sheriff Palmer many years
ago, got into a tuSsle with a law
breaker on Michigan st. and Wash
ington av, yanked him from his bug
gy and in the ensuing fracas the lat
ter's leg was broken. But George
landed him.
Prominent Elk, returning from the
American bowling congress held in
Cincinnati several years ago, inquired
of his seat mate, what is that big
plant over there ?" His companion In
formed him that it was a powder mill.
whereupon P. f. pointed over to the
other side of the track and said,
We'll. there are some of its custo-
mers." He had indicated a large Gem
etery.
Yves Workinger, formerly of this
city and now located in Elkhart.
drives over here occasionally in his
Crow automobile TO greet his old
friends.
Otto Schermann and Walter Wirth
are charter members of the Hudson
Lake Anglers bund. one Of the larg-
est recreation organizations in the
county. Last week they journeyed
thither via trolley and landed 81 big
perch. II started to rain soon after
they got out on the lake, and the
other fishermen made a bee line for
shelter. Otto and Walt. however,
were equipped with raincOats ana hip
boots and thus had the fish pretty
much to themselves.
L. B. Armstrong Of the Economy
Typewriter shop Thursday afternoon
established a record in the autOmo-
bile world, which even the most un-
fortunate OF tourists have never
equalled.
Mr. Armstrong started for Goshen
in his machine at u o'clock and
everything went smoothly until few
miles out when the first blowout &C
Cured. With CALCULATIONS perfectly
proper on such occasions, the tire
was repaired and he was off again.
But the tire persisted in emptying it
self so frequently that by the time
he reached Elkhart he decided TO turn
back. He reached Mishawaka by
dark with a total count OF Il blow
outs, a worn-out hand pump, and ten
callouses on his hands. Leaving the
blame machine at the nearest garage,
he boarded the first car for South
Bend
B. A. Tuttle is having such a big
house party that he says he has TO
sleep on the floor. We inquired why
he didn't use that old standby. the
kitchen table. Haven't any kitchen
table, he retorted, our kitchen ia
BILE happens TO be a cabinet" And il
is singular that such a handy piece
of furniture should not be provided
with a folding bunk since il has near
" every other known convenience.
Ed Pfeiffer and Cap. Shuey this
morning watched the Slaughter Of
the Innocents Two thousand pounds
Of chickens were butchered at Notre
Dame this morning to make a student
holiday. Sunday dinner.
VIII Eastwood went 20 Barron lake
yesterday with Charles Muessel and
landed a bucketful of bluegills.
Charles Pommert states that he is
unable 10 supply any news this warm
weather. However. he thinks that
with the advent OF a cold snap he
may be able 10 rustic up few sui
cides. scandals or lynchings.
Adam Beehler. as we stated yester-
day. is not a defiant democratic. but a
rabid republican, and John Zeiger is
vice-versa. We trust this correction
is made in time TO prevent an erup-
ton down at Wyatt
Harry Yerrick arose AT four o'clOc
the other day. but says the carly risin