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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
10 " IE!

The mercury went down last
highland Johnny didn't swallow
IT, either. II simIyy took a mo-
ton to retreat into the little bulb
at the bottom of the glass tube,
there to stay until the laughing
sunshine retorted with enough
ha- has TO elevate II again.
At / o'clock this morning II had
reccded to the 2s degree mark.
with every indication 10 the late
wayfaring pedestrian clad In
Easter habiiments that It would
reach 400 below zero by early
morning. That however, was
merely the indication. and the
chances are the weather man VIII
be merciful enough TO curall
recline below the 20 mark ON the
thermometer,
But since carly yesterday even
ing the mercury began a negative
appearance and to show up miss
ing. II was quite unwelcome
news to the fruit buds, which had
begun to get swollen and think
about unraveling their hearts 20
the fair Oklahoma climate, FroeZ-
mig weather at this time of the
year isn't welcome news to hard
ly anyone, whether he is bud
or the owner Of bud, and Jack
Frost probably wrought havoc
last night to fruit prospects.
While the prediction for today
perhaps the dcwlap of the &C.
centric will have its circumlocu-
tlon hyp0thccated to the anti
hypothecated to the anti-hyper-
boreal-but didn't it get coldg
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
MAY Appoint Illinois Man.

WASHINGTON, March 20.-It be
came known tonight that Lynden
Evans, member Of the last congress
from Illinois, is being strongly urg-
ed for appointment as commissioner
of corporations Mr. Evans, who is
native of Chicago. is regarded as an
authority on corporation and consti-
tutfonal law.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
RnMcrY RnNing Clmh.

NEW YORK. March 2O.-The Bow
ery came in for a slice of its old pop
ularity tonight when the Atlantic Gar
den. for nearly half a century the rem
dezyous of the better element OF
East Siders for purposes of entertain
ment. was transformed into boxing
club. recently licensed by the state
Athletic commission as the Atlantic
Garden Athletic club.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
AMERICANS RUSHED TO SAFETY
Rebel Attack Feared at Cananca and
Autos Carry Americans Away.

American women and children from
the mining settlement at Cananea,
Sonora, are being rushed to the bor-
der tonight in automobiles. Several
hundred Yaquis, led by General
Obregon, chief of the insurgents. are
reported marching on the town. gar
rlsoned by three hundred and fifty
federals.
Colonel Moreno, federal command
er at Cananea. expects General Obre-
gon's attack In the morning.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
a .Red Light" bill.

SACRAMENTO, Cal. Mar. 20.-The
California assembly today passed the
red light Injunction BILL" which
penalties the owners of property used
for immoral purposes. and will pre-
vent segregation under police control.
The measure Is designed to suppress
all imoral resorts throughout the
state.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
WILL SHIP THE KINGS BODY
King George TO BE Transported "a
Athens for Services,

ATHENS, Greece. March 2O.-The
body of the late King George will be
placed aboard warship at Saloniki.
March 2G and transported to Athens,
arriving here the next day.
King Constantine after he is pro-
claimed tomorrow. will proceed to
Saloniki accompanied by Premier
Nenizelos and with the Dowager
Queen Olga and other members Of
the royal family return here with
the kings body.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
MORE COPPERs ARE INDICTED
New York Patrolmen Are Accused OF
Bribery In BiII.

NEW YORK, March 20.-Two
more policemen were indicted today
by the graft grand jury. They are
Patrolmen Victor Meyer and William
J. Smith and are accused of bribery.
The true bill against Meyer was bas-
ed on testimony given by Rosie
Hartzt convicted disorderly resort
keeper.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
vice Commission TO Washington.

CHICAGO. Mar. 20.-Lieutenant
Governor O'Ifara and four state sem
ators composing the legislative vice
commission left tonight for Washing
ton to ask President Wilson to call
national conference of governors and
lawmakers TO institute a countrywide
fight on white slavery.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
"Scyen sisters Law,

JERSEY CITY, n. j., Mar. 40
"The Seven Sisters Laws" regulating
corporations will not cause New Jer-
sey to suffer by the withdrawal OF
corporations" James Fielder. who
succeeded Woodrow Wilson as COVER
nor, declared today in speech before
the newly organized New Jersey
chamber of commerce.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
CAMPAIGN FOR FUNDS 10 START
PERMANENT EXPOSITION
Is SUCCESSFUL.
half The amount RAISED
Nearly S250OO now Subscribed
Work will Continue With Il Vim
Today and Tomorrow.

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qulo luDIommoD 9ul ~ lIBJ mo
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odd HOS luuoHBuIaluI oUl IoJ
punJ 000Og$ 9W no 5ulYJ0M 9Ju
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21

CHICAGO, Mar. 2O.-John Burke.
former governor of North Dakota.
new treasurer Of the United States, ar
rived in Chicago from Fargo today.
lie expects to leave for Washington
either tonight or tomorrow.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
HIGH CLASS HORSES SOLD
j. ". Hartman DispOscs of High
Stcppers for $50, 900,

NEW YORK. Mar. 20.--Thc sa,e
by Joseph w Hartman to Edward
b. Mclean of Washington for 100000
of the three high stepping harness
horses Hala. Lady Dilham and file.
giant Dilham. winners of scores of blue
ribbons. championship prizes and
challenge cups at the leading Amerl-
can horse shows. was announced.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
EnglI.h Ynchtmcn Inccnscd.

LONDON. March 2O.-The Yacht
ing World says the New York Yacht
clubs refusal to accept Sir Thomas
Lipton's challenge has caused great
disappointment all over the country.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
,Talg wv @aQllep

/. TULSA. March 20.--MaNirum,
a5; minimum 30; Northwest wind
Cloudy, Rainfall "a inch.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-21
1rIl@ W@aGlh@P

WASHiNGTON, Mar go
Forecast for Oklahoma-Gener-
ally fair Friday and Saturday
rislng temperature Saturday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29
RAILROAD RECEIYERSHIP AFFECTS
THE NEW YORK MARKET YESTERDAY

NEW YORK. May 2S-Tha stock
market was a-ain under a cloud for
~" greater part o. today'S session
sentiment h"lns even more un'aVur.
"hI' arected by overnight develop.
Inent< connected with tho y Louis
and san Francisco r.triVerSh.p The
securities Of that system ere sub.
l"rted 20 further heavy selling. which
resulted iu new low prices Shares oil
'H" t"nn~Nl'ania road We're among
80 other stocks which today sold a,
low record Figures for "A very r0nsiJ.
erthle period Tho market mani
tested rau\inr tendency toward
tho close under 'ra lead Of Rc,din-
and the HtrrImau-.
NdNlcoS from abroad suggested that
foreign financial interests V.rr much
surprised and somewhat alarmed M
-" outcome 90 rh" y. Louis and san
Francisco situation
Liquidation o: Canadian Pacific vas
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29

selling su5sided In The afternoon and
the market showed rally ing tenden-
c.es. Al the -. Louis ana san Fran
cisco issues made new low records
during the day On scattered li4uida
ton hy holders vino unlt became aware
%! r"cei,crship in the morning papers.
II Is unC-rstood directors Of tn Union
Pacific q. r. t". wu Zee. allied too
- thor before. tn. end a. re week and
be- asked To- approx, new plans %: dis
solution 81 Hartman lines which has
boon practically decided upon The
decline has gone far enough for pres
,if Hnd 4 E.NoNerN IL d-..-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29

ono % me prominent features ~ m.
HHS. watch was motioul"~S. save ~
p"r.oG- when fLe selling WIS under
way on 'h'~" occasions "a" move.
mont en- hrac"d otHer high priced IS
su"~. lu,.Idir- Union F4ciic. RaaI
ms. Aut. L"IIt.'a toi;-r ami An.
rrican Sm'.uI- d-f,.lcIs common
yielded four points an 'hs live Der
cent bonds r.ue points
selling "f copper and ~m.iin. soon.
% 10 h1N" It's origin iu rumor- pcI.t.
ing 20 s!ack'uiug operations in thar
ihdIstit ne sam" reason applNin.
20 -t""L TD'il sales $50, shares
The general bond markct vas
heavy In government bonds. Panama
coupon 's advanced IA per cent Oh.
call Total sales par value arcr..
gated $2.37i .ruu
!. S. eaehe & Co.'S Closing Letter.
NEW NpEk Nsv o., The .ore.cr.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29
THE WEATHER
CONDITIONS

The storm Is passing of the middle
Atlantic coast this morning. with rain
area extending northeastward into
the upper ohio Valley.
Relatively high pressures and fair.
cool weather prevail over the Gulf
sections ana thence northward to the
Lake region.
The Plateau states Northwest. and
UPPER VALLEYS ar. coveted bv a low
pressure. warmer weather area. with
Sn"W'rs in scattered sections.
M"d"rat" To heavy rains occurred
IN many sections ~ the Ohio Valley
during the past - hours
Fair weather viii continue in this
see ti"u over Thursday. with rising
temperature Thursday.
Local data. Highest ternu.rature
Yesterday. % degrees: lowest last
night. J5 degrees. rainfall. O.Os. For
"n'ir- storm. l.54 inches
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29

active Wheeling stocks are corrected
daily for the lnteil!sencer by Howard
HaIlett 2 Son. lot NJ brokers':
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29
OHIO RIVER & WESTERN
RAILWAY

Arrival and Departure - trains A. asU-
sire
Afrirr % N q r. 20 n. ass D ~
i'eiaff r. fisF ~. ~ $50 a.
deaaf. - go r. n.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29
r I v e q s

owing % CONTINUED rhinfalI durInr
the psst - hours. the ohio will rise
moderately In the distric. until Sat
ufdaY. \ stag" near &c feet IS prob
ahl" AZ ParkersbErg ard about 90 feet
at Point Pleasant.
~ g. HOWE.
Section Director
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29

80 Tarnsf.r hooks close June eujr.
for t"r cent cash dividend payable
Jun" Dot
go Transfer books close Tu'v 1871.
Tor , - Ter cent cash dividend. pay
ah., A.g L cist
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29
New York Stock Exchange.

WHEELING " "a. MAY IS -
Rang - HrftN- S'o.Ss or tao Nev
f0r., StoC. EN"tfurs-. Corrected daily -
4. =. Nsstru Go. brokers'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29

WIZ '.'.'fff '' 90 So 90 f.
Tn foiIoEins qlotations on me uors
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29
Pittsburgh Stocks.

-e...' &C. ...f
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-29
Wheeling Live Stock.

Whssr~E Ice s'oes Con- rri-s'7n ~.
NliEiii'S IS 80 49, .l r.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21
CUTTING THE BASES.
Mike Kelly Once Scored From Second
Through the Pitchers Box.

Mike Kelly Once Scored From Second
Through the Pitchers Box.
Writing on Take a Chance Versus
Play 1t Safe in baseball in the Amer
ican Magazine. Hugh S. Fullerton tells
the following story about Mike Kelly,
NE great Chicago ball player Of a
generation ago: -
1.-THE chances Kelly took were the
narvels Of his era. l have seen him
again and again cut straight across
he diamond from first to third base
q from second to the home plate and
land in safety because the umpire fall
"a to see his reckless move.
zone day Kelly cut from first to
third on a slow infield bounder. He
nan past the umpire, who was racing
toward first. screaming at him to
watch the play, and, swinging straight
ACROSS. he tore for third. Gaffney
called the runner out at first and
whirled just in time to catch 'Kel' 60
ing into third. then called him out.
Kelly walked to the umpire, protested
IN instant: then, knowing GaRney had
caught him in the act, he remarked.
An right, Mr.. Umpire: I've never been
en these grounds before and didn't
know which was second base
1.-TWO innings later he scored from
second base through the pitchers box
and was not SEEN"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21
A TRIBE OF TRAMPs.
East African Outcasts That WonS
Work and Will Steal.

While cn u hunting expedition to
British East Africa in quest Of pictures
ef wild horses Paul J. Ralney discov-
cred that even among savages there Is
q tribe which closely resembles our
ewn "knights Of the road" They are
NE Wandoro They are found along
NE Guaso Nyiro and Guaso Narok riv-
egs and are regarded as outcasts by
the other native tribes.
The WandOrolN most closely resem.
bles his American brother. the tramp.
u that he refuses to work. He Is a
banter and is exceedingly expert with
the poisoned arrow. which he uses ex-
ausively. A large club he carries Is
used to ward off and to scare wild
beasts that may come too near.
Although the Wandorobo has settle
ments in some places. he wanders far
from home and usually makes his bed
n the top Of a tree to be u from
Wild animals. He is a notorious thief.
and whenever he approaches an en-
samprlent the askari, or policeman,
who is the only native permitted by
NE government to wear arms, watches
the WandorobO very carefully. for
there is nothing too hot or too heavy
for him to try to make of with.-Chi-
eago Inter Ocean.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21
A Singers Avarice.

We hear a great deal about the enor-
nous salaries paid to famous prima
donnas nowadays. and we also hear a
great deal about their charity and
good nature. In the reign of Queen
Anne one Of the most celebrated
slneoeU was Mrs. lofts, who had q
voeitable craze for money making as
we'll as a great deal of personal con-
ceit. Pope. who never spared any per-
sons or objects that he satirized, wrote
an epigram that must have greatly an
nOyed the avaricious singer:
60 bright Is thy beauty. SO charming thy
song.
A. had drawn both the beasts and their
Orpheus along.
But such 10 thy Avarice and such 10 thy
pride
That tho beasts must have starved and
the poet have died.
London Standard.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21
Curious Ear Of the Catfish.

The catfish Uses his lungs as an or
gan Of hearing. The needless lung be-
comes a closed sac filed with air and
commonly known Al the swim bladder.
In the catfish, as in the suckers. chubs
and most brook fish. the air bladder IS
large and Is connected by a slender
tube, the remains Of the trachead. to
TIE esophagus. At its front 1t fits
loosely to the vertebral column. The
anterior vertebrae are much enlarged.
twisted together. and through them
passes a chain of bones. which con-
meets with the hidden cavity OF the
air. The bladder therefore assists the
ear Of the catfish as the tympanum
and it's bones assist the a Of the
higher animals. An ear Of this sort
can carry little range of variety in
sound. 1t probably gives only the i'm
preston Of jars or disturbances in the
water.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21
A Doubtful Transaction.

II don't know whether my older boy
y treating me right or not" said Mr..
B1iggins, rather gloomily. II told him
that II be wouldn't smoke until be was
twenty-one years old l would give him
q thousand dollars"
'sDid he keep bis part Of the agree
mnntr'
Eyes, but he took the thousand dol
lars and bought an interest In q cigar
o~eoee."-WashinGton Star.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

"Why are men so old fashioned In
their ideasT" asked the intellectual wO-
man..
I'm afraid replied Mr.. MeektOn.
that it's because they get an idea that
every new fashion means more expense
for gowns and hats."-Washington
Star.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

"Greece was the torch bearer Of CIV.
tlization." declared the teacher.
"Were there suffragette arson squads
that long ago?" asked the bright pupil.
Buffalo Express.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

Peter, Peter. pumpkin eater.
Had a wife and tried to beat her.
Still her beauty is unmarried.
Pete will shortly leave the ward.
Spokane Spokesman-Review
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

OF work the bee is not afraid,
And hard times can't expel 1t.
For when It gets it's honey made
It knows just whore to cell 1t.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

Mr.. Rales-Mrs. Ranlee is the smart
est woman in this town.
Husband-Explain why.
Mrs. Rales-She knows all the neigh
bors' telephone numbers. - Chicago
Daily News.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

Folks marry on autos, on steamers and
trains,
On biplanes with motors a-whir,
But rasher han any of these are the
chumps
Who marry on ten dollars per.
Boston Transcript.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21
All Ina Bunch.

Father docking up from his book aft
q = volley Of questions from eight
ysar-old son,-The answer to the first
1ve questions IL yes. to the next four
-, and to the last question. I don't
uow.-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

"Grace Is such q restful friend!
"Restful! Why, she chatters all the
time"
That's just 1t. l v have to
think what to say when I'm with her."
Boston Transcript.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

Just take the case of Mr.. Fly.
Pursued with noise and clatter.
When he observes ones hand on high
He knows just swat's the matter.
Denver Republican.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

A man stood watching a parcel post
delivery automobile chugging by.
When it had passed he turned and
said to q friend who was with him.
do you suppose that auto delivery
viii ever displace the mail carrier?"
Bound to-" the friend promptly re
piled. III It ever hits him"-St. Louis
Po0t-Dispatch
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

mo matter what trouble he gets into.
our neighbor seems to put a good face
on the matter"
''That's his business. He's q beauty
observation-disclosures American.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

II the high cost Of living persists very
long
Its meaning. I fear. we'll be twisting.
To refer to the high cost Of living were
wrong
When We mean the high cost of existing.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21
Cheer Tn.

y sometimes wonder IL life IL worth
1vlng," unused the pessimist.
ut r." replied the optimist.. 1T IL
worth living much better than most Of
= I'VE it."-Lippinc0tt's.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

I've sweetness to burn in my makeup.
/ never indulge in coarse spats.
But I tanker to mash with q sickening
crash
The aleck who mashes straw hats.
Peoria Journal.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

The cost of living scars away.
A fact that we deplore.
The coat Of tan you get today
Costs eighty dollars more.
philadelphia Bulletin.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

Ny wife desired to rent q suite
Which would be sweet don't titter),
But soon we learned that with the suite
We'd have to take the bitter.
-Exchange.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

Couldn't the wreck have been avert
ed"
mo: there wasn't a woman around
who had a petticoat that could be
waved for a signal."-Baltim0re Sun.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

married women are disillusioned
about one thing"
whats that?'
THAT men can use language which
will make your hair curl."-Baltimore
American.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21
ssYOur trick dog bit me-"

"Your trick dog bit me-"
SWELL" said the trainer, ''even the
dogs in vaudeville realize the value of
publicity. That's better than having
some chorus girl shoot you. merely to
ret an ad."-Louisville CourierJournal
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

The corn II waving In the 0eld.
The beans denote . handsome yield.
All nature smiles. and It's . pipe
That succotash win soon be ripe.
-Springfeld Union.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21
Dlindino the Idols.

while repairing a temple the Chinese
cover up the eyes Of the idols. in order
tAat the deities may not be offended
q tho sight Of the disorder.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

After III. there b nothing in this
world hut character Bishop Fowler.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

Earth's changes have been mighty.
But we're really forced to say
That the weather IL as Eighty
Al 1t was in Adams day.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

TIE things that mother used to cook
The best. in generous amount
Would turn . modern grocery book
Into q faded bank account.
washington Star.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

They used to call me "Bricktop."
A name ] didn't like.
Years came along.
An endless throng.
And did their ceaseless hike.
ia Nike that name Of "Brickto0"
These days. ! must avow
'Twould f1atter me.
Tor, hully gee.
1hoy call me- Badly. now!
louisville Couy1or-JournaA
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

Nrs. Knicker- What II the homo
plate1
Mrs. Bocker-l suppose It II the q
your husband washes while you are
away.-New York Sun.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

''She despises . liar"
"But she loves her husband"
II know It. but what's that
II have heard him tell her she waS
beQutiful"-HOuston Post.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1913-11-21

He-You upbraid mi for losing mon
AZ on the races-y0u?
She-And why should I 4 otf
He-Yet l recall one blissful moment
not 30 long ago when we stood togeth.
or beneath the silent stars and you
said that no stroke Of adverse fortune
could ever draw from your lips n
complaining word.-Puck.