Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1913-02-23
GONE IS THE
BAY OF GREASE
Reference TO the Same Being
as Applied TO the Tin
Bucket and Long
Thirst
SALT is CoNQuEROR

There Is one bar in town whereat
the gentleman with a long thirst and
a longer bucket is inclined TO pause
consider and retreat There may be
others. AT that. but this one in par.
ticular has the jinks sign out for the
GROWER person
Obviously il would not be fair 20
diagram the location Of the aforesaid
thirst eXtinguisher. Ror calculated TO
increase the popularity cf the white
aproned gentleman behind the ma
hoghany as a good insurance risk. But
the place and the Individual are on the
Risbee great white way just the same.
and they both giisten by day and by
night. as they ought 70.
To arrive at the muttons, however
this particular resort in times gone By
was known TO the GROWER trade as
one where the bucket was treated as
might have been a high-hatted gentle
men spilling greenbaeks from stuffed
pockets in the old days when the little
wheel went round and round under the
admiTing gaze OF large and generous
public.
So It continued until the man be
hind the gun tumbIed one day to che
fact that the Bisbee GROWER public
had fallen prey TO cupidity and
learned almost, or seemingly so. unan-
imously and cencertedly that a bit OF
grease eacircled along the interior Of
an ordinary tin bucket would garner
about twice as much beer as would
one minus the grease. the latter al
lowing for foam while the former de-
yeloped a sQuelchins antipathy at the
mere suggestion OF anything but the
solid product
OF course the etiquette OF the ma
hoghany and the brass rail at the bot.
tom. otherwise the ethics OF the pro.
fession. prohibited outward indication
of the disgust tremors that naturally
and normally thrilled up and down the
spinal cord Of the man behind when
he located that grease, and IL soon
got so that he could spot il intuitiyely
and by sense Of smell the moment
II entered the swinging doors. Where
fore condition that presented said
need OF fcation-Otherwise oil
elimination
Negotiating further preambles az
one fell swOop, the here OF this re
cital fell upon the study Of the prob
lem, and emerged with the glad ligh;
Of success decorating his being
From brogaus to the very top OF his
linen collar. as do all. who affiliate
with study on a basis Of die diligence
The simple, but effective outcome OF
his migratlons in the pathos OF re
search, pardOning abruptLess, wa
salt This same salt, it may be added
being Of the common garden variety
Since wnen the bucket with the
creased interior. the foam of foam
ha5 lost its teTrors at this bar. for 4
pinch of salt tangies up with thai
grease in 2 death grip Liat there is
no losing. and with hilh a bucket
and a dose Of salt have been synony
nous ever since the successful conclu
sion OF his laboratory tests. And thus
il is that the man with the bucket
who absentmindedly wauders into
the presence Of his grease annulling
expert. come 20 with a jolt and wan.
der out precipitately, with anything
but Observation-Disclosures on the card
Incidentally Il may be remarked tina;
the grease game Is old. having beer
worked as far back as Rip Van Win
klSs time .but the salt bunch is bran
new and a haven OF relief 10 a long
Suffering portion OF the civilized pop
ulatiOn.