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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-02-27

Vessel Sold.
The bark. Albert Miller, 36S tons, OF
San Francisco, has been sold to the
Canadian Fish & Cold Storage Com
pany and will be transferred to the
British flag. She will be used in the
company's cod fishing trade in Behring
Sea.-Maritime Register
Smack Mary 3. Greer in Port.
The smack Mary B. Greer, of the
Warren Fish Companys fleet, arrived
from the fishing grounds yesterday.
She has about $4,000 pounds of snap
ptrs and groupers.
Bound for Pensacola.
italian ship Fenice, 400 tons, sailed
from Rio Janeiro January s.
Norwegian ship Nordsee, 1917 tons,
sailed from Rio Janeiro January 6.
Italian bark Paolina, 1893 tons, sailed
from Genoa December "a.
Arrived.
Br SIS Nyassa, 1856, Ford, Gulfport
to South Atlantic Steamship Co.
Am sch Laura L. Sprague, sos,
Marcial, Mobile to order.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-02-27
VIII Load Naval Stores.
lowed From Mobile,

The American schooner Laura l..
Sprague, sos tons, Captain Marcial.
arrived yesterday morning from Mo-
bile in tow of the tug Nimrod of Mo
bile The schooner Will load lumber
at Pensacola. The tug Nimrod re-
turned TO Mobile yesterday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-02-27
Steamship Justin Arrived,

The British steamship Justin, 2425
tens, Captain Barnett, arrived at PEN
sacola yesterday morning. The Justin
went into quarantine for inspection,
but will come over to the harbor this
morning.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-02-27

George Stovall, manager of the st.
Louis Browns, has found another thing
to worry about. He says he has so
many players under age that he is
afraid the police will raid the st. Louis
grounds and arrest him for violating
the child labor law.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
A Weird Procession.

Five hundred snake charmers, sound
ing weird notes on their pipes, formed
the unusual yet picturesque procession
that followed to his grave Katch Sarah.
man of big renown in his business,
who died in terrible agony as the result
of cobra bite received while pracjic-
ing his profession in the neighborhood
of Garden Reach, India.
"Guru,' or god, he had become
dubbed by the people among whom he
lived, such was his influence over poi
sonous reptiles. His services were
sought recently by a neighbor who had
missed many fowls from his compound
Going al dusk one day, the snake
charmer discovered a cobra of unusual
size among the BIRDS so formidable, in
fact, that he postponed his attempt to
capture 1t until daylight, when he was
successful in securing it.
Instead of dispatching the snake at
once, he took It to the local bazaar for
the edification of the natives On at
tempting to extract its fangs, the cobra
wriggled free and darted at its captor,
who was bitten on three fingers. The
gurus supposed godlke qualities
proved of no avail.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Up-to-Date Jokes

It was evening. A stranger APP
preached the cyclist,
Sir" said he, your beacon has
ceased its function"
SIR"
Your illumination, l say, is shroud-
ed in unmitigated oblivion"
But, really l don't Quite
The effulgence of your irradlator
has evanesced."
MY dear fellow, T.
The transversal ether oscillations
III your incandescenser have been dis
continued"
Just then boy shouted, Hi, mis-
ter. your lamNs out"
And the cyclist understood.
An ardent golfer who was very
mddling player was paying his an
nual visit to ST. Andrews, and re-
marked to his caddie;
By the way, | played round with
Tom McGregor the last time | was
here. Grand player, McGregor."
Aye" said the caddie, but We
could bate McGregor moo"
DO you indeed think so 4 eXclaim-
ed the gratiied visitor. Wei aware OF
Mr. McGregor's prowesS
100. aye" responded the caddie.
For, We see, McGregor's deid."
May tndiSnantly)--I don't care
I think Harry Easterleigh is down
right mean
Marte-Why. May
MAXWELL he wrote me from
Egypt, saying he had shot a crocodile
seven feet long and that when he
shot another he would have a pair of
slippers made for me I'll never
speak to him again.
He-The hand that rocks the cradle
rules the world. Don't forget that"
She-Then YOU come in and rule
the world awhile. I'm tired
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Daysey Mayme and Her Folks
BY FRANCES L. GARSIDE.

No reply from Mrs. Appleton, who
had returned to her book.
He turned to his daughter "Yon
have a girl friend OF the same name
Daysey Mayme-William-W
sandy mustache, and she was here
only last week"
q can't remember all who were
here last week." snappily from the
daughter.
you have been on errands to HIS
house" to his son. You know who
mean; why don't you say who it is %
But Chauncey Deyere didn't re-
member.
William 1t begins
with a b Barber, Black, Barnard,
Biddle-B-B-William b SANDY
mustache-- Oh" turning to his
wife, you know who l mean. He
used to have fairly good voice. His
wife died and he married a second
time. and he is so fond Of custard
pie"
william Granham;" said his wife.
That's who | mean. Why didn't
you say so in the first place."
what happened to him." from his
wife, putting down her book with a
look of despair
why" floundering again, 81 met
him, and he-he-- What was il he
said? Sent a message to you about
something. Hoped remember he
hoped Oh, this was it; he hoped
you We're well"
Then he returned to his paper and
Mrs. Appleton resumed her reading,
but not till there had flashed between
mother and children one Of those
looks which are so ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
TIME teacher asked us to rite a
essay on What Const-toots
Grateness, 81 last mite | asked

TIME teacher asked us to rite a
essay on What Constr toots
Grateness, &, last mite l asked
Pa & Ma to help me rite it.
Thay are crowding the children
ahed too fast these days, sed Ma, the
idee of asking child to rite a essay
with a subjec6 like that.
1t may seem like a vary deep sub
jock to you, sed Pa, but it is mere
child's play for me- | will help Bob
bic rite his essay. You go right ahed
looking at yure fashion magazine,
sed Pa. Bobbie, cum into the library
ware we will be close to the books &
will rite yure essay with you.
In the first place. sed Pa, wen we
got into the library, true grateness
is what the teecher ment wen she
gave you the subjeck What Consti-
tootS Grateness. OF course there are
different kinds of grateness. Mathew
son, for instans, is the gratest pitcher
that ever lived, & yet he will not
is a CRATE talker, & yet he will newer
be remembered as Washington was
remembered. DiCkey Doolin is a CRATE
prize fiter but that let's him out. None
of these men mite be sed to be truly
CRATE, Pa told me. Grateness of the
reel sort as the grateness Of Shake
speer or a Caesar or, to bee moar
modern, like me, sed Pa
The surest way to tell reel CRATE
ness or to spot a CRATE man, sed Pa,
is to notice his clothes. He'will new
yer look like a tramp on the bench
in the park. Pa sed. but he will
newer look like a picture of a man
: like you see on cards in the tailor
| shops. All of them men on the tailor
| cards, Sed Pa, has high, stiff collars
&; thay ware leather gloves, rite in
| the middle of the Summer even.
| | always thought that was the rite
| way to dress, | toald Pa.
| 1t maybe the rite way to dress for a
! yung man that likes to dress, sed Pa
| but it amt the rite way to dress if
! you are a crate man. Imagine George
: Washington with one of them Alpine
! hats with a bow on the back of it, Pa
/ sed. Or think of Caesar leeding his
! Romans aggenst the Gauls with a
| high, stiff collar on. Why, sed Pa, if
| one of them Gauls shud hit Caesar on
| the top of the he'd it wud cut his
throte. No, Bobbie. sed Pa, the truly
CRATE man of all time have been
men witch believed in having thare
clothes comfortable but not stylish.
| Thay believed in beeing eileen &;
| took bath wenever it was handy
| but moar than one CRATE man has
| been known to live in a place ware
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Household Suggestions

Said to be the oldest ship in the world
in active service, the Copenhagen yacht
Constance has been sold 90 a fisherman
of Shaw. in Jutland. The Constance
was built 1913 years ago and in her long
life she has sailed into almost every
port in the world Her timbers are still
staunch, and her new owner declares he
can see no reason why she should not
sail the seas for century to come
Individual glass rooms. with private
telephones, are to be provided for pa
tents recovering from infectious dis
eases in a new isolation hospital in Chi
cago. Instead of being grouped togeth-
er in a general ward the patients will
have private rooms separated by an
alright glass partition from n public
corridor so that their friends can see
them and talk with them by telephone
without exposing themselves to infec-
ton. This is an advance over the pres
ent system, which prohibits friends from
seeing or receiving letters from colva-
esCing patients.
The death is announced of Lady Phil
Ups, widow of Canon Sir J. +. Phil
ipps. Lady Philips was the mother of
two unusually tall members of Parlia-
ment. They were Sir owen Philips
who is feet inches, and Lord St
DaVids, who is e feet 3 inches high.
The TOulon police recently arrested a
young woman in whose hair, which was
beautifully dressed. d large lot of opium
was found. Smaller quantities of the
drug We're concealed in each of the high
heels of her shoes.
Forty years continuous service in one
signal box is the WONDERFUL record Of
Walter Down. signalman in the E,lmes-
thorpe signal box. on the London and
Northwestern Railway. near Leicester
New York is building the largest no
tel in the world containing 500 rooms
at a cost of Sl2.000.00
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Slips of the Tongue.

Most amusing are the slips of tongue
which SO often lead to embarrassing
situations.
AT an evening party a lady said to
her partner.
inE,y plain young man sitting opposite -
THAT is my brother was the reply.
ION, beg your pardon" She said. in
great confusion Il did not notice the
resemblance"
At certain concert a lady asked a
gentleman how he liked the duet she
had just sung. You sang charmingly.' 90
was the reply. hut why did you select
such a horrid piece of music2'
sir, that was written by my Nate
husband was the indignant reply
An. YES, | did not mean-but whv
did yen select such an ass to sing with
YOU
oh. YOU brute" screamed the lady
THAT is my present husband
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
TNHE way it is in fancy:

Lysander John Appleton and
his wife, sitting on opposite
sides of the table, with their two
children on ottomans at their feet.
The father is telling of an anecdote
Of his courtship, days. The mother
bushes and smiles and occasionally
helps him with an encouraging nod.
The children are enthralled, and when
daddy dear. Oh, do tell US some
more."
The way it is in fact:
Lysander John dropped his news
paper with reminiscent sigh and
looked over the top of his glasses at
his wife reading a book on the other
side of the table, then at Daysey
Mayme perusing the Helpful Hints in
her favorite magazine, and then at
his son, aged Z, presumably studying
Il see," he said, "the newspapers
are saying a good deal about Hora
ito Atkins. Remember mother, he
was best man at our wedding"
Horace Atkins, you mean" replied
Mrs. Appleton, plainly annoyed at'the
interruption. "Horatio is his twin
brother"
We'll, anyway" resumed Lysander
John, ut reminds me that the other
day | met William-WilIiam-
what was the name of that man with
a sandy mustache we used to know =?
m-William-What is his name?
You know it as we'll as you know
your own"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
- In the Tourist Car u

you're accustomed TO travelling first
class
Why. there's quite a nice looking
young man Just coming into the car
| hadn't noticed him before. lie must
have got on at the last stop. | thought
| saw rather a nice looking man get
ting in with a dowdy looking woman.
cut l was talking to the conductor at
the time so ! did not really get a
good view of them. ON. he's going
TO sit down at the end of the car. lie
really isn't so very nice looking,
merely nice looking for a person
travelling tourist. It's quite laugh
able, isn't 1t. how ones ideas change ?
Now, don't suppose | would have
notlCed that man at all in the first
class car, but here he looks quite nice
Porter YOU simply must see that
that ran in the berth over mo has
another berth, | cannot have h m
there and l simply VIII not have him
occupying the seat in the section dur
ing the day. See II YOU can get the
young man that Inst came In to
change with him.
Ihere's no reason in the world,
porter why YOU shouldn't ask that
man at the end of the car to change
with the one In the berth over me.
ana II you don't III speak to the
conductor myself
i've a mind TO go and ask that
young man myself II he won't get the
man in the berth over me to change
with him. | don't believe 1t will do
bit OF good to talk to this porter.
and ] simply viii not tip him /
Won't
TN put those things back into the
berth, porter while YOU go and see
aooT changing the berth
BIG LAUGH.
My friends just screamed with
laughter when they saw me starting
oN' with all these packages. You
KNOW. at home | won't carry the
smallest package. I'm SO sensitive
about that kind Of thing. But / do
SO dislike going into the dining car
alone that l brought enough lunch
to last me to the end of the trip.
And then ! don't believe in euc0ur-
ssins the prices they charge in the
dining car. And then the dips too
think il is the duty OF the pubic
not to encourage
Did YOU ask him To cnauge. por-
ter WEI, I certainly shall speaI,
to the conductor OR perhaps il would
be better for me To go and speak
10 The young man mvselt
"Oh, my dear. is he your husband
Then ! suppose You wouldn't want
him to change. III Just speak 10
the conductor and see IL he can't do
something about changing the other
man from the berth over me
simply will not tip this porter. That's
the worst thing about travelling, tour.
ist--they don't seem to recognize a
lady when they see one"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Advice to the
Lovelorn
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
DON'T DELAY THE ENGAGE MEN
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

YEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
] am keeping company with
young lady of nineteen. am
twenty four. and have no bad
habits. The other evening | took
her TO the theat.e from her home
and her brother followed us. she
objected very much, as they do not
agree. ! have her fathers consent
to meet with her. L intend to De
engaged to her soon. Sho tells me
he Is trying to take the pleasure
away from her. FRED.
1 TER father approves and the CIR
/ likes you. II you have your ring
on her finger. you will be in position
where the brother is powerless t.
annoy you.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
THAT DEPENDS.
:. MICS EAIRFAX.

TEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
- have known the parents or
the young man with Whom am
keeping company for four months.
Would il be proper for me TO Visit
tbeop BERTHA.
IF the invitation comes from them
l It would be proper to visit them
But under no circumstances should
you accept an invitation that comes
from the son without their sanction.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
A BIG FIND

Is what YOU viii say when you
set a pair of Kryptok double Wis
ion glasses without seams ~
Joints both far and near vision
all in one glass John l.. Moore
a Sons make them Bring us your
prescription and see how pains
taking we are. Expert opticians.
A. y. Broad Street
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
What Boots IT.?
THE LATEST IN LADIES' FOOTWEAR.

Here is a Partisan novelty that "caught on"
at in this country.
A lace spat for ladies not only appeals to the
feminine searcher for the original in fashion, but
really looks exceptionally neat.
Already the Fifth avenue designers turn
ing them out in all kinds of effects.
So far the prices asked have been high but
there seems to be why this novelty
As long as the price remains at the top notch
may expect to see the spats only by
those who don't have to worry about the land
lord, etc, but if the demand increases, it is
expected it will, imitation lace spats may
be a popular fad at very low price
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
CERTAINLY NOT.

TEAR MIS- FAIRFAX:
~ Does a ring presented to young
lady from a gentleman with whom
she is very friendly as birthday
gift signify an engagement? Such
a thing has never been mentioned
Nv eIther marty. ALICE.
A RING isn't an engagement; ii Is
~ only the symbol. One may be
engaged, or married without ring.
A dozen rings without marriage
proposal signify nothing, for the rea-
SON that it is the symbol OF a be-
trothal 1t is not in good taste FOR
the exchange OF ring gifts between
those who are only friends.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25

THE elderly blond woman with tho
youthful complexion sank into
the seat beside the quiet little
woman tourist in the section opposite
May sit with You while the
porter makes up my BERTH" she in
Quired laugudly. Il feel that l must
retire early, I'm really so exhausted
/ with all this common crowd and
noise. 1t has been almost too much
for me. l have such a sensitive
nature | ought never to have come
tourist. but l was simply determined
to 10 so--for the experience. don't
you know?
I'm such ~ student of human
nature and | knew that the people
would be 50 different from anything
Id ever been accustomed to. such an
entirely different class, don't you
know? MY friends were really quite
shocked when they heard OF 1t. | have
the reputation OF being so exclusive
1t isn't that l intend to be, but I'm
naturally fastidioVs and retiring ana
anything common CRATES on me so
Porter. is there going to be some
one in the berth over me tonight?
No, ! cannot have it. You'll have to
see that he changes. I'm entirely too
sensitive. II l know that there's some
one in the berth over me / can't sleep
n wink. And the man thai had the
berth last night was such common
creature. lie snored-heard him dis
tinctly.
How can | help il II the car is fun"
Tn sure I'm rot running the train.
If | were things would be quite diff
ferent You certainly viii have to
| zee that there's nobody in the berth
over me.
MANY TROUBLES.
"Oh, yes, / meant to tell YOU that
| youll have TO put the mattress out of
the upper berth into mine. I'm not
accustomed to sleeping ON hard.
mattress. and | simply cannot rest ON
| one
Yes know YOU can do it. It's
! often done, and snail certainly in
sist
~ | pay for the whole section
Wen, I'm certainly not going to pay
for the whole section. IN speak to
the conductor.
! Porter worm have to do something
to stop those children from running
| up and down the aisle They make
such a noise, and when persons
as nervous as ! am--and you'll have
to speak TO that woman with the
baby. TOO. II that child cries half the
night as Sc did last night. l simply
cannot stand II.
My dear did YOU ever see such
/ queer looking people? There isn't a
| good looking man I'm the car. Haven't
! you noticed" Well / suppose I'm
more observsut than most people. and
OF course, II makes a difference when
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
If YOU LOVE HER, YES.

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX
l had been acquainted with a
girl three months when | had a
quarrel with her. Ny intention was
not to call at her house any longer
A few days later I received a card
asking II / was angry. She said
she was not, and she said she was
patiently awaiting for me and that
am always welcome. Please let
me know if l shall call at her house
again or not. A. G. NJ.
CHE is willing TO forgive; vol
~ should be as generous. However
if you don't love her, and are not sur,
you can refrain from future wransles
uoh go to see her Don't make III
with the thought of falling out agafy
whenever it suits you.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX.

am a young lady OF eighteen
years of age and have been keep
ing company with young man
TWO years my senior for about FIVE
months. Last night we had an
argument and he said that he
would not come up this Saturday,
as ne mad some business to at
tend to, but ] know that he is also
Keeping company with other girls
lie tells me he loves only me.
DO you think it would be right
Tor me to keep company with other
men without him knowing it?
LOTTIE.
If you know beyond doubt that h
is dividing his attentions. thi
gives you right to divide yours
But don't risk his love on hearsa,
evidence against him.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25

10 Be Continued Monday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-29
Sunday Church Services

Church services and sermon subjects
Of pastors have been announced for
Sunday as follows:
st. Paul's Episcopal. Second avenue
and Church. Rev. H. NJ. Babin--Morn-
ing, Overcoming the World with
repetition Of Easter music; evening.
1880, 1.-THE Peace Of Cod"
congregational, First and Church,
Rev. b. F. Martin = Morning. Col
Samuel Logan Brengle. Of the Saliva
ton Army, will preach: vespers, in re-
ply to the question, Are the Recent
Devastations Sent as Punishment"
African Methodist, Union, between
Fifth and Sixth avenues. Rev, I. N.
Kinney-Afternoon, Rev. o. d. Elicit
will preach on Eye Are Ny Witnesses"
Central Church Of Christ, Main and
This Other Grace; evening. "A Puri-
Brengle will preach,
Baptist, Second and State. Rev.
James McGee-Morning, For Thou
Has Been Refuge From the Storm;
evening. THE Modern Gerasenes and a
Clean City"
Elm Norwegian Lutheran. Church,
between Third and Fourth, Rev. G. X.
Thompson Morning, in Norwegian,
THE Risen Christ in the World of
Today: evening, in English, If We
Walk in the Light"
Salvation Army, 10 North First
street, S. A. Meyer, ensign in charge
Col. 8. l.. Brengle will hold final meet
ing of weeks evangelistic campaign at
8 o'clock.
First Church of Christ, Scientist,
Fifth and Manufacturing subject,
Reality
Methodist. Main and Second. Rev. r.
IF. Notwithstanding, Calendar and
Clock in Spiritual Harvests"; evening,
ION Dress Parade VS.. Under Fire"
Bethany United Brethren. Seventh
and State. Rev. c. E. Pilgrim-Morn-
ing, "The Mystery of Meekness'; eve
ming, THE Question of a Unitarian
Age; Will 1t Pay?"
Friends, Second and Main-Morning.
Prof. w. I. Kelsey, Of Penn College,
will preach.
German Evangelical, Fourth avenue
and Linn, Rev. Karl Rest-Morntns,
from the text Blessed are they that
have not seen and yet have believed
An offering will be taken for the ONO
flood sufferers No evening service.
Iowa Soldiers Home, Rev. Jesse Cole
Afternoon service in charge OF Rev.
c.. H. Morris.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-29
Indoor Baseball
Standing Of the Teams.

The Western Grocer Company team
jumped into first place IN the indoor
league race, and practically Won the
pennant Friday night It won with
ease from the Central Iowa Business
College club by the score of to 0. The
Durham Company team fell upon the
Ben Hurs, who were tied for first place
with the Western Grocer Company. and
beat them to 8. The defeat all but
puts the Ben Hur team out of the run
ming.
The Central Iowa Business College
team gave up the struggle after three
innings Of play with the Western Gro
Ger Company team The latter team
piled up six runs in the first inning.
The score was:
Western Grocer Company. %
Business College ..........0 0 90
The players and their positions We're:
Western Grocer Congratulated,
catch: Poduska, pitch; Wittel, first:
Dickey. second; Rambousek, third !;
Scott, left short; Bowman, right short !;
Wickham. field. Central Iowa Bust
ness College-Dent, catch; Matson,
pitch; Hodges, first: Lee. second: Win
AASAA, thhu' DedAip Ac1l slOIts AAOIGOls
right short: Oursler, field.
The score of the Dunham-Ben Hur
game was:
Durham Company .......0 0 0 0 IL
Ben Hur .............1 0 l O %
The players and their positions were:
c. A. Durham Company-Stewart,
catch; Mead, pitch; Foster, first; Lama
second: Worrall. third; Lockhart, field.
Ben Hur- Cramer. catch; Adams,
pitch; McCombs, first; Hockridge. sec
ond; Bergner. third; Fuller. left short.