The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-02-16

AAlM has spoken the last word in war; the last
wi except peace. He invented the sencer. Its
junction is to extnQuish the gases whose e1-
% roslons produce wars loud alarms. Husbands deaf
% Jsa oy continuous domestic sounds and bachelors
S suo long for the comforts Of home minus its noise
ave urged the great gunmaker to invent a woman
Ieacer The man who hesitates is often distanced
woman.
nv while Maxim hesitated l. Trentini, discovered that
NC s IN the United States is like thunderstorm. 1t Is
'O% own women who make 1t SO. They talk too much.
IL, In America the women talk, talk, talk They talk
anared times too much.
=, aug they talk not well You meet asserblage
s,s women here and they talk Of what? Personalities
80. scandal Before my began accepted an
II@uon TO reception dreadful thing IS the Amer
cs INCEPTION We do not know It on the other SIDE
acX clack. clack! Chatter, catter clatter! crowd
somen too well dressed treadIng upon anothers
'"la and regulations,
MI At that reception heard no one speak of beau
i,s panung she had seen, upliftelng book she
~. ~ read or an ennobling charity in which she was
ssasea san No. It Look the red feather that
nar pretty but not youne "No indeed No. Shes
~ married, but Buzz, buzz, buzz.
sSss' s1ss ,tnOre do not Ike An American woman
S"s Ssas Always In the tone. Her voice is mono
TbeS one s.i' strikes everlastngly the same note;
s,.,o 70 entertain and interest. That Ia the great
nuss ssAe e. woman silent is woman interesting be.
G we wonder what she thinks. There is no doubt
nN, Tue woman who talks thinks. She tells 10 all, ana
ntnir Inc talkative woman seems TO me always the
NSumg OF dry gourd proclaiming its emptiness.
There is this truth that all the wise men only
Ss | w, wse women know-that when we talk we give
&s Nai me We should be as grudgng OF our ite as
"a money In our savings bank. but instead we act
non ousn we stood street corner and tosseo our
~'1ey Into the air
hnS tell you that you will not believe am
cmn.e ior my own amusement-as you say Ia tn1s
ns ~, through the crown Of my hat-hoW nVet
Uc..ho hhoGent have finished with 1.-The B1reny al L!
MD -, ~ place my fingers my lips and am sllent
Tsg day ''DS "' ''
Bio Ssope wonder how the little Trentint works so
tys,v Nv w she can sing and dance and laugh 80 gayy
cro' ueu 1t Is hecau-e she takes all day the silence
lar ana what Trentini do your fine, big Amer
~ = women can do
Seasga 80 straight home from the Casino. An after.
bine supper2 No. No, come to my room aho
eouih oL VI my maid so that will not talk place my
ninio oFe1 The steam from alcohol lamp Tot three
Ge th Ihet Is to take from my throat the GUST OF
supner aTe, Then feel betterl have my very Hgnt
bed oread and cheese and apple-and 20 10
tssasos am up at 10 and stirring about my room,
Ausb' ~ IN something soft and weightless thus
oe ords nair and enjoy my coffee and papers, lnere
Mona WIS mat no one-no at all-shaH ever tele-
AHs ms between II and II.
not tall - IL II any one telephones answer. put uo
Into the the listen That is possible. merely prsathe
II So receiver. "Oh" or "Ah." or "Yes" or NO
look aft @ rest Of the hours pass write letters OF
ays hv my wardrobe listen to what my manager
ocorL S5tepnone-listen but do not answer-ana az
hnniar,ai 20 forth for walk. do thirty piocks.
"e along. never hurrying. navsr take any