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Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
MATAWAN

Miss Gladys Magee. of Manasquan,
is visiting Mr.. and Mrs. W. B. Dun
can.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Van Brunt
left on Tuesday for a Florida trip.
Miss Mildred Morton, student at
Montclair Normal School, spent
tuesday here with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. A. H. Morton.
Johnson Bergen, of Red Bank, was
Matawan visitor Tuesday.
The Misses Clark will entertain at
an "at home" next Tuesday after
noon from three TO six.
Jay Duncan, of Blair Hall, spent
Tuesday and Wednesday In town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Obidiah Randolph
and son, Of Freehold, were Matawan
visitors Tuesday.
Miss Annie Radl, OF Spring Lake,
spent Tuesday In Matawan.
Louis Fish. of Long Branch, was
a Matawan visitor Tuesday.
William Sherman, a student at
the N. J. M. A. at Freehold, spent
Tuesday and Wednesday with Will
liam Thompson.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
BIG SUCCESS
AT MATAWAN
Firemen's Ministries DrewRe-
cord Crowd Program Great.
sreo,ai to the ErEN,HG NEWS.


Matawan, Feb. 12:-One of the
most fashionable and appreciative
gatherings of the year assembled in
/ the Broadway theatre Tuesday even
ing at the Matawan firemen's min
strel show. The theatre seats LOO
and every seat was taken and the
rear of the room was filed with
/ those standing long before the cur
tain rose. Never before in the his
! tory Of Matawan has an event Oe-
| Cured which drew so many people.
| The fire laddies should feel well re-
| paid for their many rehearsals which
made the minstrels such a success.
! Two trolley cars were run from the
Matawan station to the Freneau sta
ton ami three from the Matawan
station to the theatre and even these
were inadequate to accommodate the
/ crowds.
| Inside the theatre all confusion
ceased as firemen as usAers IN even
ing dress quickly and quietly escort
ed the patrons to their reserved
seats. The ushers were: Rem Car
tan, D. L. Van Wickie. William
Sutphin. Charles Schock. Charles
Stryker and Edsell Bissell.
The minstrels. thirty-fye In num-
ber, we're blackened to suit the occa-
sion and wore fancy dress with the
exception of the end men. who wore
LAM testICai costumes.
Great credit Is due Alonzo Wal
ling. who gave much valuable time
and thought in order that the min
strels might he eu""~
Between the parts OF the program
Jokes anu knochs un 4oU.4 -. --1 90. j
IL = FTs
gram was as follows;
Interlocutor, o. w. r. Randolph.
Ends-Gus. Willms, Ban L.ppln-
cott. Harry Schmidt. Tommy Clark,
. William Hester. Chester Arthur,
Joseph Hanlon, Harvey Van Brunt.
: Director, Alonzo Walling.
Music--Arthur's orchestra.
Orchestra Selection - Somebody
Else is Getting IT.. Won Tilzer
! Medley ................. Chorus
Grand Opening Chorus-"King Cot
tom
/ THAT Mellow Melody" Gus Willms
/ Take Me to that Swanee Shore"
} William G. Lippincott
"Syncopated Boogie Boo
t Harry Schmidt
= when that Midnight Choo-Cheo
Leaves for Alabam'
= Chester Arthu,
I'm Failing in Love with Some One
: A. j. Willmf
Q Moving Man Don't Take My Baby
Grand ...... Joseph Hanlor
g way Down in New Orleans"
n Harvey Van Brun'
4 Rag Time Soldier Man"
( WIN. Hester
r Closing Chorus-"There's Gwine to
be a Jubilee"
Orchestra selection-"Rose Maid
Waltzee" won Stern
Quartet-"Kilarney, My Home Ger
the Sea-"
Liviker, first tenor; John Kast-
ner. second tenor: Thomas
Faulker, baritone; Chal. Chap
man, basso.
Hoop Rolling Specially by
Billy James. late OF Vogel's Minstrels
Fisher E. Arthur
Introducing their latest novelty,
"Obie, the Mechanical Doll"
Americas Greatest Xylophonist--
H. Arthur Kirk
Bert. Williams the second
F F. Simpson
Quartet-"Down by the Old Mill
Stream"
At present It Is unable TO estimate
the net proceeds of the affair.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
ST. MARKS QUARTERLY
CONFERENCE TOMORROW

The fourth quarterly conference
of st. Marks Methodist church,
Pleasant Plains, will be held in the
lecture room of the church tomor-
row night at O'Clock. Rev. DR..
D. B. F. Randolph district superin-
tendent Of the Elizabeth district of
the Newark conference, will preside.
At this time action will be taken Ill
regard to the calling of Rev. D. C.
Dorchester, the pastor. for another
year or the selection of another one
in his place. Rev. Mr.. Dorchester
has been at St. Marks for the past
two years. Reports OF the variou,
organiza tions of the church will be
made and other matters of import
ance will be transacted at the con-
ference.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
Just Like Other Men

Most surgeons simply go way up IN
the air when one Of the worlds great
ones is stricken. When Sir Frederic
Treves was called to operate on Kins
Edward he split him open as non.
chalantly as If the king had been an
apple or a watermelon.-New York
Proc
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
FRENEAU

Mrs. G. B. Allen and Miss Pun
derford went to New York Monday.
Mrs. Allen returned to her home In
Chicago Monday.
Arthur and William Hawkins
spent Sunday at their home IN Ere
Deau.
Walter Brown Is confined to his
home with a severe cold.
Miss Emmons spent Saturday
evening at Mrs. Hawkins.
MIR. and Mrs. C. l.. Green we're
callers at Mrs. Hawkins; also Mrs.
Neidlinger's.
Nd'n
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
Poor Mrs. Younqbride.

"I don't believe the story. do your
"What story?"
"About Mrs. Youngbride. They say
that she went into butchers shop the
other day and. seeing q side Of spare
ribs on the counter. she remarked,
why. ! didn't know you kept xylo-
phones herer Boston Transcript.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
Letter to
DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton. N. Y.

Prove What Swamp-Koot VIII Do for
You.
Send to DR.. KLINE & Co., Bingham
ten, N. Y, for a sample bottle. 1t will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a bookle- of valuable information, tell
ing all about the kidneys and bladder.
hen writing, be sure and mention the
A.AQboy Evening News. Regular
saps-d dollar size bottles for
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
KEYP0RT JR. O. u. A. N.
HAVE DELICIOUS FEED.
speriai to h~ FvEHIN0 NgHA

spsriai 10 the FvENING NEwA
Keyport, Feb. ia fine feed"
was enjoyed by about fifty members
of Freylinghuysen Council No. 6S,
Jr. o. U. A. NJ, OF this place, follow
ing their regular meeting Monday
night in their council room in Odd
Fellows hall in Front street. During
the evening an exhibition rehearsal
was given by the degree team which
was greatly appreciated by those
present.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
WHIST AND DANCE.

The whist and dance of the Allan
tic Soccer Football Club, Of Totem
vile. in knights Of Pythias hall. that
place, last night, was a success. Many
were present and number OF prizes
were awarded. Dancing followed the
games.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
A Good Motto.

1t is only the thinking man who says
things worthy Of utterance. Some talk
the hvelong day, yet say nothing.
Hang this motto on the wall of men,
CRY. Speak little: say much"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
The Psxsimist.

Bookkeeper ITO bossl-Mr. Crouch.
I'm going to get married. Crouch
Glad to hear 1t. You won't be SO all
fired anxious to get home early.-Busi-
ness
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
The Soft Answer.

"Father. do all angels have wingsT'
"No, my son; your mother has none"
And then she said sweetly that he
might go to the club If he wouldn't
stay late.-Atla Constitution.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
JOSEPH TOTTEN,s FUNERAL.

The funeral service for Joseph A.
Totten will be held tonight at his
late residence, 302 Broadway, Tot
tenville. Rev. Arthur Lucas will
officiate and interment will follow
in Bethel cemetery tomorrow.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
Fault EindIno-

II we had no faults. we should not
take so much pleasure III noticing
the faults OF other people.-Ia Roche
foUr~'''1
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12

Can you imagine an ENTE3rRIs-
ING merchant who has nothing to say
in the columns of this paper todayi
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-02-12
F. FERD. PETERSON
Successor to

Williams Peterson
Contractors, Street Grading. C0ncrst
or Flag Walks. Curbs., Cutters. Etc.
Tel 1928 W-Tott. TottesviIie, n. r.
Perth Amboy ReferenceA
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
FORMER WESTON MAN
VISITS OLD HOME
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Especial Correspondence.)

Weston, Ore, Mar. 3.-A bouncing
nine pound baby boy was born to Mr..
and Mrs. Roy Weekers Thursday Feb
west of Weston.
Mr.. p. T. Harbor returned Friday
evening after an extended business
trip to Heppner and other points.
Mrs. Joe Lieuallen has returned
after several weeks visit in Enter
prise.
Miss Ada Banister is spending the
week with Mr. and Mrs. John Banist-
er in Weston.
Mr.. Edwin Towery, former Weston
citizen, is in the city this week. Mr..
Towery is engaged in business in La
Grande at present.
Miss Eliza Morrison spent Wednes-
day in Walla Walla shopping.
Mr.. Moses Kinnear has left for his
homestead at American Falls, Idaho
where he will spend the summer.
Mr.. r. Miller of Walla Walla, is in
Weston this week on business.
Mrs. Ken English formerly of Wes-
ton, died at North Yakima.
Mr.. Thomas Lieuallen and wife
i were in Weston this week visiting rel
atives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Wilson of Athena
were in Weston Friday on business.
Mr.. Mat Turner left for an extend
ed trip through Idaho and Washington
looking after land interests.
Miss Bertha Ferguson returned
Friday from Pendleton, where sh,
has been for the past week.
Mr.. f. G. Lucas. Weston's promi
nent real estate dealers, is in Wall'
Walla this week on business.
Mr.. George Stages of Phillips an,
Stages garage, made business tril
to Pendleton this week.
Mrs VIM. Warren, who has beel
visiting relatives at Lynn. Wash, 70
the past month, returned to her hom
in Weston this week.
Mrs. VIM Benefiel spent severa
days in Pendleton with relatives thi
week.
A series of interesting and helpful
meetings are being held by Rev. Sex
est at the Brethren church.
Mr.. Newt O'Harra Of Weston, wa
an Athena visitor Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Bern Banister wer
in Weston during the week visitin
with Mr.. and Mrs. John Banister
Miss SADIE Beanie has gone to Port
land to reman a month.
~ Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Richmond c
Athena. were in Weston during tn
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
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, INDIANS ARRESTED
, IN STANFTELD
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Especial correspondence.)


Stanfielj, March 3.-William Par
ker and Woy MARCEL, two young In
dams of North Yakima were arrested
and brought before Judge Willis for
stealing a saddle from the barn of r.
n. Stanfield. They were sentenced to
80 days. They were taken to Pendle-
ton Saturday by Deputy Marshal John
Bagan. They also broke into the
fruit cellar of Geo. Crese and took a
number of cans of fruit.
Profs. Keeler and Cannon of Echo
accompanied by the pupils from the
high school and the seventh and eighth
grades attended the program given
by the pupils of the Stanfield schools
Friday afternoon.
w. D. Hinkle and wife of Butter
Creek were Stanfield visitors Sunday.
Mrs. Eva NJ. Dumas and Miss Ruby
V. Hazlet were shopping in Pendle-
ton Saturday.
F. D. Carruth attended the meeting
of the principals Of the high schools
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03

Calgary, Alta, March 3.-(SpeciaD
Calgary is an active candidate for
the 1914 convention of the Internadon-
al Typographical Union and If brains.
industry and intelligent publicity can
secure it, the prospects of this city are
exceedingly bright. Not a stone will
be left unturned by the local branch
of the union and the publicity COM
mittee of the Industrial Bureau to Sc
cure the big meeting and the campaign
will be waged vigorously until the
1913 convention opens at Nashville,
Tenn, Aug. IL.
Literature boldly announcing that
Calgary wants the convention will be
spread broadcast among the typos of
the country as preface to the formal
invitation to meet here which will be
presented to the 1913 meeting. Dele
gates will be asked in the meantime
to vote for Calgary, and if the wis
dom of the choice is doubted, logical
arguments will be employed to obtain
the doubters support.
Funds to finance the campaign will
be raised by the local branch of the
union and the publicity committee OF
the Industrial Bureau. Besides the
regular delegates representing Cal
gary, a special booster" committee,
accompanied by band, perhaps, VIII
go to Nashville in August to plead
Calgary's cause.
Should the convention be obtained
for Calgary the delegates will be given
royal welcome to the great Can
adian west by the citizens of this city
and province. Ample accommo-
dations will be provided for housing
both the delegates and the convention.
and an interesting program of enter
tainment including a trip to the world
famed Canadian National park at
Banff, will be arranged.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
News of Near by Towns
I'm Ummadilla @OWndV

of Umatilla county held in Pendleton
Saturday.
Miss A. B. Chezik spent Saturday
and Sunday in Hermiston.
Stanfield has a new business enter
price, a plumbing and electric COM
pany, there are also undertaking par
lors in connection. William Hoggard
is the manager.
E. H. Allen and John Lynn spent
Sunday here.
Mrs. Al Hiatt and children spent
Sunday in Hermiston.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. Cotant visited
friends in Hermiston this week.
d. M. Prother of Roseberg is look
ing over the city.
T. w. Sapper of Hermiston was do
ing business here the last of the week
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
IN POUND.

The following described animal has
been taken up by the marshal of the
City of Pendleton, to-wit:
One light grey mare pony, about s
years old. Nick out of right ear. No
brand visible.
II said animal is not claimed by
the owners or those entitled to the
possession of same, costs and ex-
penses against said animal paid and
taken away within ten days from the
date hereof, then at o'clock p. M
of the 4th day Of March, 1913, the
said animal will be sold to the high
est bidder, at public auction. for
cash, at the city pound. 400 West
Webb street, in said City of Pendle-
ton, the proceeds of such sale to be
applied to the payment of such costs
and expenses of making sale.
Dated this goth day of February
1918. JOHN KEARNEY,
City Marshal.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
THINK OF IT.

10000 Persons Publicly RecosnMena
Our Remedy-Some Are Peadle-
ton People.
over one hundred thousand have
recommended Doan's Kidney Pills,
For backache, kidney, urinary ills,
Thirty thousand signed testimonials
Are appearing now in public print.
Some of them are Pendleton people.
Some are published in Pendleton.
No other remedy shows such proof.
Follow this Pendleton mans exam
Pile:
L. Greenawald, prop. shoe repair
ing shop, Ala Lincoln street, Pendle-
ton, Oregon, says: 'I had a great
deal of backache and soreness across
my kidneys that troubled me day and
night. The kidney secretions panied
in passage and the flow was too fire.
auent and scanty. When l was ad-
vised to try Doan's Kidney Pills, I
did and one box completely cured
me. The trouble has never come
back. You may continue using the
public endorsement 1 gave Doan's
Kidney Pills after I first used them" "
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
VETERINARY SURGEONS.

pR. d. c. M'NABB, LOCAL STAFF
Stock Inspector. Office at Keep
pens Drug Store. Phone Main All
Residence, 915 East Court street
Res. Phone Main SO.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
LIVERY AND FEED STABLE.

CITY LIVERY STABLE, THOMPSON
street. Carney & Bradley. Props
Livery, feed and sale stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line in connec.
ton. Phone Main 70.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.


JOHN ). BAKER, FUNERAL Dl
rector and licensed embalmer
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor
Two funeral cars. Calls responded t.
DAY or night Phone Main 76.
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS
HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO., MAKES
reliable abstracts of title to all
lands in Umatilla county. Loans on
city and farm property. Buys and
sells all kinds of real estate. Does
a general brokerage business. Pays
taxes and makes investments for nom
residents. Write fire, life and acci-
dent insurance. References, any
bank in Pendleton.
JAMES JOHNS, Pres.
C. H. MARSH, Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
WANTS MEETING.
ACTIVE CANDIDATE
FOR THE TYPO CONVENTION

Union in That City is Putting in High
Bid for 1914 Meet of International
Typographical Union-Funds to FL
nance Campaign Being Raised by
Members
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03

I NJ. v. .TURLEY, M. D., OFFICE WITH
Lynn K. Blakesfee. NJ. D., judd
building, Residence phone, Main 554,
office phone, Main II.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
Want Ads
WANTED.

WANTED.
A GOOD BUSINESS FOR SALE
first class restaurant which l an
compelled to sell on account OF poor
health. Address p. o. Boz los
Deho. Ore
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

PENDLETON LOCAL NO. 21, Meets
first and third Saturdays Of each
month at 1880 p. m. H. ]. Rosenberg,
pres; w. r. Campbell, sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03
CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY

JOHNSON & SKRABLE, ATTOR-
neys at law. Office in Despair
building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-03

HAIR WORK LADIES WANTING
hair work done YfsA, address
Iesdaza Ksanedy. Athena. Oregon.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1913-08-09
ACTOR MANAGER AS A STAT
Must Be Given Time to Visit the Boz
Office and Watch the Money
While Being Counted.

Rex Beach said at the inaugural
meeting of the Authors league in New
York:
Il don't prophesy that this league
will make author publishers of US
that author publishers will become as
common as actOrmanagers. In fact
Pm afraid an author publisher wouldn't
get on. He is not mercenary enough.
Have you heard, by the way, the
latest story about our famous actor.
manager, Hamfat?
''Hamfat's reader was turning down
play.
My good young friend the reader
said, it is plain you don't understand
modern, up-to-date play construction.
Why, in this play here Mr.. Hamfat,
as the star, wouldn't be off the stage
five minutes from the first act to the
last
But faltered the young play
wright, I thought the stars all liked
that
No, no. said the reader not your
up-to-date stars; not your twentieth
century actormanagers. No, no, young
man. You must always leave your
modern actor-manager at least Is min
utes in the second act to go round to
the box Office and watch the money be-
ing counted"
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1913-08-09
Smart Gateman.

81 had always thought the public
servants of my own city were the
freshest on EARTH" said New York
man, but recent experience in Kan
sas City has led to a revision of that
notion.
Zone afternoon | dashed into a rail
way station Of that town with just half
a minute to buy my ticket and enter
a train for Chicago l dashed through
the first gate and, pointing to a GER
tain train, asked hurriedly Of the gate
man:
is that my train?
"'Well, | don't know replied he,
with eXasperating deliberation. May
be it is, but the cars have the COM
Dany's name on them -Harper's
Magazine
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1913-08-09
TECUMSEH BY PROXY
BY WIN. LIGHTFooT WsscHER.

Tom Lansing and Lucille Bell were
of grand old 'Tecumseh" Sherman, in
the moonlight of May. Near them
lowered the granite facade of the
treasury, yonder twinkled the lights
of the White House.
'Sit there" he said. For with his
handkerchief he had switched away
the dust from a block of stone where
stood, in real bronze, one Of the sol
diers that, at quadrangle corners,
guard the Leader to the Sea-"
AS he seated himself beside her
he said:
when Sherman was leading his le-
gion through Georgia handsome
young captain Of a cavalry regiment
had a remarkable episode. A cavalry
brigade had captured the town of Ros.
well, on the Chattahoochee, at the ex-
IRENE left of the army, and Roswell
was simply town of cotton and wool
en- factories. The eXigencies Of war
demanded the burning Of the factories
and they were committed to the
flames, but what disposition to make
of the thousand or more pretty girls
of the confederate looms became a
serious question. Gallant old Tecum-
sch was equal to the occasion, how
ever. He ordered regiment Of bold
sabreurs to the front and directed
that each trooper and officer should
take a pretty maid upon an impro
vised pillion, behind him on his steed
''Thc girl that rode with her arms
about the waist Of the handsome
young captain was the prettiest one
of the thousand, and they were near.
ly all remarkably pretty southern girls
who were periodically working to
clothe the soldiers of the south
Moreover, she was OF good family
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1913-08-09

Of Georgia and had held some sort
tories of Roswell.
'Of course. Don't you know was
born in Marietta?" questioned Lucie
Bell.
Eyes, I know" returned Tom Ian
sing. "But this was many years be.
fore you were born"
"a young woman who stood at the
gate to the beautiful grounds l told
you of, watching with amused face the
passing regiment of double riders,
when she saw the young captain and
his charge, rushed screaming between
fright and joy, toward them, and then
something happened. The captains
horse plunged and reared, and the
Young officer adroitly lifted the maid,
en- to the ground and to the arms OF
her cousin, the young woman who had
come from the gate. But other of the
horses taking, contagiously, the fright,
plunged against him, and rider and
horse fell among rOugh-shod hoofs.
"Quickly the spot was cleared, but
the young captain was taken up, I'm,
conscious, and by direction of the two
girls was borne to the grand house
among the trees and roses.
The young captain happened to be
known and loved by General Sherman
who sent his own staff surgeon to at
tend the injured officer.
'There were days of anxiety fol
those about the young captain. He
was long unconscious and then fol
lowed a fever. The left arm, with
which he had so CALAMITY saved the
girl from among the trampling horses,
was broken and cut, but youth and
good constitution triumphed at last
and shortly after Sherman had start
ed on his march to the sea, Capt Tom
Lansing and Lucie Gill, his bride,
the girl he had brought from Ros
well behind him, and who had nursed
him through his fight with death
had arrived at Lansing's home, in au
tumn, on the shady banks Of the
river Des Plaines."
tom Lansing!" Lucie almost
screamed. "Why that's your name!
And Lucie Gill-that's my name
Lucie Gill Bell My father had a
cousin named Lucie Gill whom he
loved so much that he named me for
her, but he died when was baby
and of course never told me Of her
history"
She was my mother. I am the
only son and youngest Of five chill
dren."
Then you and / are kin"
Eyes, but very far removed, / am
thankful"
Il don't see why you are so exult
ant about the distance of our relation
ship. Pm just as good as you are.
Tom Lansing"
"a thousand times better, little girl
But / am glad we are not near Of kin
because | want you to be my wife "
Lift me up,' she said, until l can
kiss the bronze lips Of that old in.
yader."
Cant do that" he said, 'but will
be old Tecumseh's proxy for once"
Copyright By Daily Story Pub. Co.)
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1913-08-09
COMPLAINT.

You are always COM planning about
the taxpayer"
Yes, l sympathize with the
Masses"
How much do you pay in the way
Of taxes?"
my dear sir, that has nothing to do
with the case. The man who Is pay.
ing a whole lot Of taxes is usually so
busy that he hasn't time to do his own
complaining"
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1913-08-09

You remember, don't you, that Gau-
temala borrowed $2,500,00O from
Great Britain in 1869? Well, Great
Britain is unreasonable enough to
think it is time for Guatemala to
whack up, and is beginning to be I'M
pleasant about it.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1913-08-09

Mexican Indians have been tortur-
ing people. Little can be done about
it just now because the Mexican In
dams are outside the humanizing in
huence of baseball