New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-05-28
AS | WAS SAYING

II is not surprising that King George and the Car
mistook themselves for each other-they looked so
alike and they both wore German uniforms at the
wedding-nor can we believe that they were their
guard against this portentous accident. Quite the
contrary. They courted It. For excellent reasons
each was afraid to go back TO his own country.
We feel that it is all for the best however Things
will run much smoothly under the new arrange
ment The Nihists have nothing against George
the ladies nothing against Nicholas. So as Mr.
Dooley says, There We ar-r-re"
Spanish penoogist has come over to study Amer
lean prisons Great jupiter Are they as bad as
that?
There is still greal deal Of grumbling about the
late Mr. Luther McCarty. whose ousides were so
very much less fragile than his insdes that no quite
imposed upon Mr.. Pelky and spoiled the pleasure OF
the entire evening. Think OF prancing to the slug
gerry simply spilng over with sweet hopes only 10
see the festivities concluded after exactly one MIN
ute and quarters, No wonder they ridicule
Mr. McCartys performance Pretty but was it
Art?
lesson here. After this Mr.. Pelky will wallop
only gentlemen who have been gone through ID,
physicians and pronounced durable. Happy thought
Euecncal prizefghts.
As usual. there is more about Jonah this time re-
Critic spare that whale.
Touch not a single fin:
In youth he sheltered me
From apathy and sin.
Bravo, We too. cherish that whale. II his appo-
lite for ministers appears little incredible to some
is II any more unreasonable than the well authentl-
Gated Diet Of Worms?
Speaking Of the Mayor admire his dog How
our heart goes ont to a fine. laughter loving tenn
peramentaL gngery Aredsle without exception
the doggiest of dogs and so like doormat that one
is tempted to daub Welcome on his back.
Mr. William Hnshsw. the large and handsome
vocalist is wondering why the world thinks there
is something freakish about singers. odd indeed
when they have such musical bones Yes. and press
agents to hide their pecularties and defend their
dignity
industrious Mr. George Isles has laid another one
to wit: rs not excellence in the ranks almost a
rare as excellence In command II u.s. and II you
will put your little hand in We will tell YOU all
The minute a chap qualities as hrst rale sehl'e-
man ranker he seeks glory and fun higher mp. Ths
is called ambition There is always doom at the
top.
Beneath her portrait 1t says: "lnoorn good lasle
and great moral courage have made Miss De wore
orr most successful home decorator quite right.
II takes moral Courage-at l'dS'' d''elN"'"' ~
in life we oursef decorated home. We laVlshcd
upon II our Unborn good taste But never were we 20
crowned with lngratitude in the wrong place.
We entirely approve Of the planting day for girls
and find il in our heart to wish Kansas a rosebud
garden Of same.
Not content with his discovery that the bear Is re-
lated IA the sea lion Professor Rechert keeps right
IN and nroves that guinea fowl are related 10 os-
trichos. Interruption by Mr.. Ellis Parker Butler
ust in the nick Of time
Al yes wrote that story WOW
I'm sorry now wrote H.
But this III tell you. anyhow
IN kill you II you quote IT.
No offence but it appears that his slogan Asia
for the Asiatics" reads two ways and becomes very
tough proiectle for japanese boy to chew
r. l.. II,