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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-31

Today the first squad is in Yuma;
Ariz., for a game, the seconds going
to Reno. All of the married men are
with the first team. They were afraid
to chance the Reno trip.
In the first game of the St. Louis
city series the Browns beat the
Cards, 4 to 8. Weilman was stung for
three runs in the first inning by the
Cards. From then until the seventh
he pitched great ball, giving way to
Baumgardner, who also blanked the
Nationals Sallee pitched for the
Cards and was hit hard. Stovan and
Pratt were the batting stars. Twen-
ty-eight thousand people saw the
game, indicating that the inhabitants
of the southern city could even see
some good in the Chicago street car
service.
Rube Vanguard pitched five in
nings for the Giants against Mobile
and yielded two hits. The Giants won,
10 to 1.
Red Doom used his fIashy recruit,
Marshall, against Baltimore and the
Phillies won, 6 to 0. Marshall allowed
only two hits. Lobert, Knabe and
Cravath did some tall batting for the
National Leaguers-
Jake StahI's worlds champions will
play four games with the University
of Illinois, beginning Wednesday.
Games scheduled for Friday and Sat
urday in Cincinnati were Cancelled.
EXHIBITION SCORES
Athletics 6, Montgomery.
Detroit 10, Memphis 0.
Giant Recruits 10, Dallas T.
New Orleans 8, Cleveland /.
Semi-pro baseball was started yes
terday with a 6-to-6 game between
the Gunthers and team of all stars.
Cincinnati has signed Butch Dun
ton, who pitched last year in the
Northern Indiana League.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-31

sign.with San Francisco, has hooked
up with Providence of the mterna-
tional League.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
NOTED PERSONS DIE.

Miss Frances A. Shaw. for 30 years 4
resident Of Minneapolis. and widely known
az an author. Is dead.
The Rev. Leander Trowbridge Cham.
berlain, age 76. noted divine and
author, is dead at Los Angels.
Jerry 3. Sullivan. superintendent Of the
Original and Canon mines at Butte, long
prominent in the mining industry in that
city, died Monday. 9 victim Of appendici-
tie.
Captain Thomas d. Hart, who served a.
lieutenant and later as captain Of Conn
pany l, FIRST Washington volunteers dur
ing the Spanish-American war and the
Philippine insurrection. died in Seattle
Tuesday.
William Deary. general manager OF
the Potlatch Lumber company and of
the Washington, Idaho & Montana
Railway company. who died at Pot
latch recently. was buried In Spokane
Saturday.
Owen Biglen, one Of the best known
mining men In Montana, died Satur-
day. Formerly he was in charge Of
operations at the Kendall and at one
time was foreman OF the large Rand
property in South Africa He was q
prominent Elk.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
He APOLOGIES AND
Is REPRIMANDED
Banker Glover Sorry He Attacked
Member o. Congress.

Banker Glover Sorry He Attacked
Member o. Congress.
Neutrality-suspicious. 6. Glover, the
Washington banker, who recently at
tackled Representative Sims Of Ten
nessee on account Of q speech deliv-
cred In the house. was brought before
the bar Of the house Saturday and
reprimanded by Speaker Clark for vio-
lating the privileges Of the house.
A resolution authorizing the bank
er's arrest had been adopted q few
days before with only four dissenting
votes.
When brought in BY the sergeant at
arms Glover read an apology, saying
that his act was committed under
great stress Of feeling. and that he
did not know he was affronting the
house.
This 10 the first time in nearly 40
years that an outsider had been ar.
raigned before the house for contempt.
The assault occurred In Farragut
square on April Is. when Representa-
tive Sims and Mr.. Glover met for the
first time after the former had made q
speech In the house severely critics.
ing Mr. Glover In connection with the
proposed sale Of certain District Of
Columbia real estate to the govern
ment.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
FOURK|[LED|NWRECK
PASSENGER TRAIN At IS MILES
AN HOUR GOES INTO DITCH
NEAR TACOMA MONDAY.
SPREADING RAILS eIVN As CAUSE
All Those Killed Were Riding In smok-
lnq car-crushed Beneath Steel
Baggage coaeh-Enolns and
Eight Coaches Oitched.

Tacoma.-Four are dead and seven
injured as the result Of the derailment
Of Oregon-Washington train bound
from Portland to Seattle. near the
Montefesto race track grandstand, al
Lakeview. Monday afternoon. The
train was ditched while speeding at Sc
miles an hour over q perfectly level
stretch OF track. The dead:
F. A. Towne, Tacoma, age 40.
G. p. Reneyvaan, Woodland. Cal.
Andrew Nilsson. Portland, Ore. 291
Hawthorne street.
r. H. McMurray, Seattle, head
brakeman.
The injured:
Mrs. Maggie Jordan Of Hinhurst
Wash, serious.
Francis G. Rae. Seattle, age so.
Adolf Swanson. Portland, 70S Eas1
Shannon street. right arm and chest
serious.
J. NJ Warden, Sacramento. Cal, in
jured about head. body and legs; be
lieved to be hurt internally; serious.
T. A. Quinn, Sacramento, Cal. lei
twisted and face cut with flying glass
Elmer Jones, Meskill. Wash, arm
broken.
Charles Bennett. Dryad. Wash. scall
wounds.
Dead Were In Smoker.
All Of those killed were in the smok
ing 9 in the forward three seats AMI
were crushed beneath the steel bag
gage coach.
Mrs. Jordan. who was in a delicat,
condition. was on her way to Tacom,
to strew flowers on the grave Of he
husband. who died recently. She thel
expected to GO to q hospital after Oh,
saw her mother.
Spreading Rail, u Theory.
General Superintendent /. b. Rich
ards Of the Northern Pacific said til,
probable cause was . spreading raj
The engine and eight cars left til,
track, the engine blowing its way 20
feet before it turned over on its aid,
and was buried five feet In the earth.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
ON PACIFIC COAST

a strike in all the logging camps Of
Coos county. Oregon. was called sat
urday afternoon by the l. w. WIS.
The grand jury at Los Angeles bids
fair to continue for several days its
investigation into alleged white slav-
cry there.
Major A. F. Strong Of Juneau. an
pointed by President Wilson to sue
coed Walter e. Clark as governor Of
Alaska. Is now on his way to Juneau
to take office.
With more than 800 delegates repre-
senting civic and social organizations
Of many cities Of the Pacific coast, .
conference for the conservation Of hui
man life was held in Portland Satur-
day.
Frank @. Jordan, secretary Of state
OF California, IL unanimously charged
with m~alfeasance In office by the Joint
legislative committee. It Is alleged
he forgot to turn in about $4,000 in
fees.
The body Of Charles Gauld, presi-
dent OF Gauld q Co, 2 prominent busi-
ness nan Of Portland, was found Sum
day In the Willamette river. He had
been suffering from ' break
down.
q new bill. providing for q census
of the Japanese population OF Califor-
mia and for the gathering Of informa-
ton and statistics concerning the class
and acreage Of lands held by them, il
proposed.
It is stated on excellent authority
that the United States treasury de-
partment IL about to begin an inyesti-
CATION Of allegations that vast Quanti-
ties OF opium have been smuggled
through the ports Of Puget sound and
that some Of the customs officers have
been lax or have been In alliance with
the smugglers.
The wooden steamship Corwin, for.
merly the revenue cutter Of that name,
sailed Saturday for Nome with Is pas
sengers and fresh food and newspa
pers for the $500 people Of the Bering
sea mining camp. who have been cut
OF from the world for seven months.
Lieutenant ]. D. Park, q military
aviator who started from San Diego
recently on 9 flight to Los Angeles,
was accidentally killed ct Olive.
H HL HAEI A
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
Sewer Escape Convict caueh,

Sewer Escape Convict Caught.
Peoria, Ml-Clyde stratton, the con-
Wet who made . Sensational escape
from the government prison at Leaven-
worth on March -. By crawling
through 9 half mile Of sewer and who
Y nov under arrest at Pekin. Ill. on
2 charge of burglary. has confessed
that he IL the man wanted at Leaven.
worth prison.
Stratton further admitted that he
was familiar with the details OF the
robbery Of the diamond merchant, J.
II. Logue. In Chicago, for which he
was once arrested. and that he was an
automobile bandit In Chidago for four
days.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

-FL|-E4
The National Association OF Man,
ayers Of EaS1nerss Cooperative ME
vators viii hold : meeting at Milwau'
keo In June next.
The Killers Natiopal Federation
will meet 1t St Louis On May 80 and
II: and mo- doubt the Underwood tar
II bills cereaI schedule viii be In
evidence In The debates and resolu'
lions.
June win be Z busy month. - three
state grain oreanisAtionn, the National
Hay association, thu Association Of
Managers Of Earmero' Companies and
the Council Of Exchanges WIN all hold
meetings during that month.
The eighteenth annual convention
Of the National Association OF Manu-
facturers win 10 hold ct Detroit,
Mich. May 10 TO ~ Inclusive. This
organisation, compooed Of 1000 Of the
largest nrm1 In tho country. has In 10
cent years held IT. annual sessions aa
New York.
The NTH annual meeting Of the
American Feed Nanufaoturers' asso.
citation WIN be held Ct Chicago, on
Nay 11Sel. The frgts days work VIII
~ . conference Of State Feed Control
OmcdAla. manufactures, agricultural
Aep1xtxnont 0mcials, and others inter.
ested a : federal pure Ted oct.
The oisAtoeuth annual CONVENTION
o. the Waahington Bankers' associa,
ton. to 10 hold q Bellingham. A.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
Autos burn in Chicago.

Chicaso.-Three South Side garages
containing 134 automobiles. were de-
stroyed BY fire here with . loss Of
nearly half Z million dollars within 80
hours. The fires were caused BY ex-
plosions Of gasoline and an investiga.
ton has been ordered.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

0sfaultIno Bank PresIdent Sentenced,
Newark, N. J.-Robert H. Petty. de.
faulting e~x-president Of the Washing.
ton National bank, Washington. N. J..
was sentenced to eight years at hard
labor In the state prison. Petty's thefts
amounted to about 100000.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

Naples.-The activity Of Mount We.
suvius. which has been apparent for
several days. reached . climax Sun
day and part Of the crater collapsed.
The tremblings Of the mountain could
be distinctly felt and after the explo.
sion observations show that . funnel
20 feet deep had been formed.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
Wants some Of MIulone.

New York.-Miss Florerce L. Brandt.
. kindergarten teacher Of Davenport,
Iowa. filed suit in the supreme court
here for q share Of the $4,000, 900 co.
tate Of William Siegler. baking powder
manufacturer. Miss Brandt IL Z sister
OF William Siegler who wa adopted
BY the deceased and inherited the bulk
Of The estate.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
SPORTING COLUMN

Gunboat Smith and Jess willard
fight at San Francisco on May II.
Yale defeated Princeton by 60M to
56h In the annual track meet Satur-
day.
Jess Willard says that he never saw
the inside Of q gymnasium or donned
a boxing glove until two years ago.
The nineteenth annual trap-shooting
tournament Of the state will be held
in Wenatchee; on the gun club grounds,
May 20 and q.
In the second days shoot Of the Los
Angeles Gun club 3. J.. Chingren Of
Spokane was high man, with 191
breaks out of q possible 200.
Harvard athletes Saturday defeated
the men from Cornell In their final
dual track and field meet. The score
by points was: Harvard So. Cornell
O. H. Barber, state game warden OF
Idaho. has plastered the eight north.
ern counties Of that state with 4O0
special deputies and expects this force
to put . stop to violations Of the fish
and game laws.
A new American intercollegiate rec
ord In the 110-meter hurdles was eel
Saturday by Fred Kelly Of the Uni
versity Of Southern California In the
annual Pacific coast conference. Hi
time Of Is seconds flat tied the worlds
record.
Donerail, an ''outside" starter, wor
the seth renewal Of the Kentucky der
by at Churchill Downs Saturday after
noon, going the distance. one mile and
q quarter, in two minutes 1 As seconds
This time breaks all records for the
race.
Hannes Kolehmainen, the Finnish
long-distance Olympic champion, VOL
the modified Marathon race in New
York Saturday over q 123s mile cpurs>
through the streets Of New York in thu
remarkable time Of / hour s minute,
Is 3-5 seconds. He broke the recort
for this race by 3 minutes IL rs sec
onds.
Stanford varsity baseball taam i,
strong. have sailed for .Janan' where
as the guests Of Keio university, Toxic
they will play not more than IL gamer
take 10 weeks and VIII he nance,
By 4 fund 81 $4,000 raised ii Janan a.,
a snnnlamartarv And e ssoo 800,
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
PRECEDENT and wife Pay Respsct,,

President and Wife Pay Respects.
Mount vernon.-President Wilson,
accompanied by NrA Wilson, paid his
first visit since becoming president to
the former home Of George waning
ton and stood for some minutes with
barred head before the tomb Of the first
chief executive.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
Killed n CANADIAN etrJke.

Fort William, Ont-One man was
shot to death, another was fatally
wounded and several more were cut
and bruised In q battle between police
and sympathisers Of the striking street
car employees Sunday.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
ASKJOHNSONIOWA|T'
PRESIDENT WILSON WIRES GOV.
ERNoR or CALIFORNIA NOT
TO SIGN LAW.
SAYS ne WANTS jAPS TREATED FAR
Japan Has Presented Earnest Protest
to Our Government Against the
Measure-Presldent Would
Defer Action.

9 govern
ment's final effort to delay anti-alien
land owning legislation in California
was made Sunday, when Secretary
Bryan, in the name Of President vii
son, telegraphed Governor johnson NO.
tifying him that the Japanese ambas.
sador had earnestly protested against
the bill passed by the California a.
sembly. and urging that the governor
postpone action by Withholding his sig
nature.
Secretary Bryan's telegram was a.
follows:
THE president directs me to ex.
press his appreciation Of your courtesy
in delaying action on the land bill now
before you until it, provisions could
be communicated to the Japanese gov.
eminent and considered by 1t.
Tells Of japanese Protest.
"His excellency. Baron Chinda, on
behalf Of his government, has present
ed IN earnest protest against the
measure. As you have before you but
two alternatives. viz, to approve or t.
veto, it will avail nothing to recall te
your attention the amendments sug
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Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
street Car Men strike.

Colorado Springs, Col-service
upon the Colorado Springs and subur.
ban electric lines was completely sus-
pended Sunday, owing to : strike Of
the men.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

The Inland Empire Sunday school
convention at Occur d'Alene City elect
ed recently the following officers:
q. 81. Phipps, vice president; George
w. York. Standpoint: DR.. b. A. Love-
land, Coeur dsAlene: the Rev. Charles
6nowden. Ddwall; Frank Gray. Deep
Creek; for Spokane county, w. L. No
Eachern. Spokane: T. n. Brewer. spo.
kane; d.. w. II Damon. Spokane.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

Church Tower Falls; 3 Killed )
Stratford, Ont-Police Chief McCar-
thy, Fire Chief Durken and Policeman
Matt Hamilton were killed Tuesday
morning when the tower Of Knox
church collapsed during . fire. The
tower had been struck by lightning.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

The prominent citixen stormed INTO
the editors sanctum and without any
preliminaries began:
"See here, you. what In thunder do
you mean by printing my name IN
your Death Notices. column Cant
you wait until . mans dead before
you bury him? It's hurt my business
~fearfully. I want . contradiction In
tomorrow's paper without fall"
I'm sorry. Mr.. Blank" said the ed.
tor. but that il out Of the question.
We never apologize and We never
withdraw . statement. But I'll tell
you what I'll do. I'll put you In the
Births next week"
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
HE WALKED orr MOVING TRAN

SomnambuIIst 10 Only slightly Injured
About the Head.
St Louis.-William A. Smith. travel
Ing from Canadian, Tex. to Mason
City, Iowa. walked off . passenger
train In his sleep Monday and was In
jured only slightly. The train was run
ming IS miles an hour.
The fall did not awake Smith, and
the first thing he remembers II walk
ing along the railroad track.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

SEES MERIT IN AMENDMENT
Imports to Be Valued on Arrival q
Prevent undervaIuatlona.

Prevent Undervaluatlons.
Observation-Disclosures simmons Of
the senate finance committee sees
merit In an amendment to the tariff
bill, sugge,ted by Assistant Attorney
General Denison and Assistant Score
tary OF the Treasury Curtis, to author
lee the secretary Of the treasury to
proclaim valuations on imports. It is
claimed this would prevent undervalu.
ations and avoid confusion resulting
from f~luctuation in foreign market val.
ues and ad valorem rates.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

After q man has landed q political
job he begins 70 kick because the
salary isn't larger.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

Can you imagine" said the face.
tious teacher Of natural history, ANY.
thing worse than . giraffe With Z sore
throat?"
Yes. sir" came the answer from
one boy.
what. prayf' asked the teacher in
surprise.
"A centipede with corns..
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
URGES REFORM IN suyINo
Advocates One Central Point and
Authority for v. 8. Purchases.

Washington.-Charges that the pres
ent method Of making purchases Of
supplies for the federal government
opened the way to graft .sfor the para
sites Of large and small degree" were
made In q letter which Representative
Bathrick Of Ohio, filed recently with
the house committee on rules and
ways and means. The letter was q
plea for his measure. recently intro
duced to provide authority for q spe-
cial committee on buying and selling.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

A microscope using x-rays has been
perfected By . French scientist.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16
TRAGEDY At I
Herb. ingalls, Shoots Former wife and
Kills Sell.

OsDSS MuuO
Kills Self.
Seattle.-Herbert ingalls, OF Lewis
and Clark river, Clatsop county, Ore.
gon, shot and probably fatally wound,
ed his former wife, Mrs. Isaac L. Os
good, shot and killed Mr.. Osgood and
then committed suicide at the Osgood
home, In the southeastern part OF Seat
tie Monday night.
Osgood, who Is said to have been q
wealthy owner Of timber lands in Ore
gon, Washington. and Alaska, was II
tho basement when ingalls,, who is said
to have made threats against Mrs
Lucy Osgood over since she divorced
him three years ago and married Os
good, entered the yard and fired al
Mrs. Osgood. who was in the front Of
the house.
Divorced Because Of Cruelty.
Astoria, Ore.-Herbert Ingalls, for
merly resided in the Lewis and CLARK
river district and was a member Of q
locally prominent family. On the
grounds of cruelty and drunkenness
his former wife obtained q divorce
The couple had three grown children
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

The island Of Laysan. Hawaiian
group. is to he made . bird reserve.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1913-05-16

Hundred Dead In Foreign Wrsok.
saionisA-Two Bulgarian military
trains colltded last night between
Drama and Buk. One hundred persons
were killed and 800 injured.
Evening star., 1913-12-07

with himself If he'd taken the prize at fancy dress
ball You should have Cousin Inez when he gets
to herl
"Oh you utterly clever mani she gushes "What
genuine genius you are!'
"Dear sweet ady!" says he. at is indeed gracious
of you to say So
"Hep!' groans Witty like he had pain.
"Ah buck up!' says l. "Itll be your turn soon.'
| wonderin' how Virge goin' to simmer
down enough to pass Witty the chilly greetin'; for
he's Just bubbn over with kind words and comic little
quips. But, say he don't even try to shade it.
"Ah Witty, my boy!" says he, extendin' the cordial
paw "Char1nng of you to look me up once more-per-
fectly charming
"Rot!' growls Witty. "You know l sent up
here to do this blooming spread of yours. What sort Of
fake is it, anyway
4Ha, ha! Same old Whity!" says Virgil poundin'
him hearty the shoulder. "But you're always well
come my boy. As for the tea-well, of my little
affairs, you know, just few friends dropping in,-
feast of reason flow of w.t. all that sort of thing. You
know how to put it. Don't forget my costume-picked
it up at Trappst monastery in the Pyrenees. must
give you photos I've had taken in it. All, another
knight of the pencil" and he glances nquirin at
"City Press says Witty.
"Fine!' says Virgie, beamin'. @Wel you boys make
yourselves quite at home. III send Marie over with
of the ladies' costumes you may to mention.
Here's list of the invited guests too Now must be
stirring about. An repoi"
"Ass!' snarls Witty under his breath. @If don't
give him roast, though-on of the veed sarcastic
kind that will get past! And must find way of
queering him with that rich widow
@Gon' to be some contract, Witty, believe me!' says
l. 4Look how she's taggin him around!'
And, say Cousin Inez had the scoopnet out for
Evening star., 1913-12-07

Huh growls Witty, who seems to be sore on ac-
count of the hit Virgies maxim.
Next thing knew along drifts Cousin Inez, who has
sort Of been crowded away from her hero, and camps
down on the other side of Witty.
isn't this just too unique for words?" she gushes.
"And is not dear Virgil perfectly charming tonight
"Oh, he's bear at this sort of thing, all right, says
Witty, "ths and making cheese"
"Cheese" echoes Cousin lnez.
"Sure." says Witty Hasn't he told you about his
cheese factoreso Ask him.
"But-but | understood that-that he poet
says she, "a sculptor poet"
"Bah' says Witty. @Ee couldn't make his salt at
either. All just pose!'
3Why can hardly believe it, says Cousin Inez. Il
don't believe it, either
"Then read his poetry and look at his so-caled
groups goes on Witty.
"But he's such talented, interesting man. insists
Inez.
with such an interesting family too," says Witty,
winkin.
"Family!" gasps Cousin Inez.
@Wife and six children, says Witty, lyin' easy.
"Oh-oh' squeals Inez in that shrll, raspy voice Of
hers.
@They say he beats his wife, though adds Witty.
@Oh-oh!" squeas Inez again, higher and shrler
than / expect she'd been or less keyed up
before; but this adds the nishn touch. And she lets
'em out reckless
Course, everyone stops chaterin and looks her way
No wonder You'd thought she was havin fit. Over
rushes Virgil, ladle in hand.
"NIy dear Inez!" says he. 3What is it, fshbone?"
@Monsteri" she howls. @Deceiver! Leave me! Never
let me see your face again Oh-oh Cheese Six chill
dren! Oh-oh!' With that she tumbes over on Witty
and turns purple in the face. ~
Say, it was some sensation we had there for few