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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
Hot
BY Walt Mason

The man who deals in rainbows has
come to town by stealth. to catch the
VILLAGE vain beaux with tales of sudden
wealth. hear his gorgeous rawlings, MS
winter dreams and sich. Bring me- he
says, your savings, and viii make
You rich; I've coal mines in Nebraska
(where coal does not exist, and peach
groves IN Alaska mo peaches there, I
visit; the nectarine and prune shine
on trees / have for sale and I can sell
YOU moOushine. so hand me out your
EGle-' The easy marks are digging their
EopecSs from the jar, for hot air, never
twlgglng what easy marks they are.
They hope to rake in riches and never
pay the price; a sucker always itches
TO be q sacrifice I sidestep such disas-
tiers as these men have in view; to my
hard earned piastres / stick Ike patent
glue I cannot be enchanted by any hot
air crank; my coin is safely planted
down IN the village bank. ] buy no
dazzling Ophirs a million miles away. no
Belgian hares or gOphers in Persia or
Cathay. No fish in the Nyanzas, no ice
plants up in Nome; no ginseng farms
IN Kansas, no silk works far from
home. L save my clammy rOubles till
there's Il seemly pile. and sidestep lots
of troubles, and dance and sing and
smile.-Copyright, 1913, BY George Nat
thew Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
GLOBE SIGHTS.
Larchison EIohal

So many men threaten TO bet.
The man who calls his laZineSS hard
luck won't fool very many
When you put on a sub, don SC
lect a superior workman
Fat women wouldn't look so fat II
they would quit trying to look so slen-
der.
No matter what your Red Rag is,
some one is always hanging around to
wave il.
a man viii do a lot Of unreason-
able things In his efforts TO become
indicated
Considering that the critics always
come in on comps, their work is pretty
rough
Passing the resolutions isn't very
hard task there are so many capable
Of doing Fine Writing.
A deaf person has his troubles, but
the college yells don't bother him,
which should help some.
Long hair doesn't make a poet or q
musician, even If some of the bards and
virtuOsOs do dodge the barber
When a man is liked best by those
VINO know him best, ne has pretty
1alr recommendation, as such things go
~ nile a lOa1er may get tired OF loaf
ing, ne prefers that sort of WEAKNESS
TO the kind coming from oVerwOrk.
At some time in his life. nearly every
man Yields TO the temptation of hav-
ing MS picture taken in d uniform Of
some kind or other.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
YSLETA COUPLE HAVE
A CHURCH WEDDING
Miss Caroline smith Becomes the Bride
Of George WahI-lIuuy Present
From Fl Paso and the VALLEY.

Ysleta, Texas, May 27.-Very beau
tiful was the service at o'clock mass
George Vail in marriage Rev
Father COrdova performed the Cere-
mOny- The bride, a stately brunei,
was charming in her wedding gown
OF soft white satin made entraIn
seeded with pearls and bOrdered with
white marabO Her veil of white
tulle was caught with orange bios
some. She carried an arm bOquet OF
cape jasmines. Alr. and Mrs Julius
LOwenstein were the attendants. Mrs.
LOwenstein was gowned in white
satin and wore picture hat Of white
and lavender.
BC.h NIr. and Mrs. Vail were born
and reared here and their wedding
was witnessed by large number OF
friends and relatives from FL PasO and
both the upper and lower valleys.
After an informal reception an elab-
crate breakfast was served TO the
bridal party and large number OF
friends at the residence of Mr.. and
Mrs Geo. Buchsnari. where the bride
las made hc- home since childhood
ET. Wahl is a sOE e the late DR.. Wahl
aud Mrs. Wahl, at whose residence the
couple viii be at home.
The engineering corps, Of the new
county rOaC is enCamped in the grove
Just above the post office.
Mrs. WalbridEe of TOrnillO; Mr.. and
Mrs. Ed BRYANT Misses Annie Bryant.
Frank Ascarte. Of Fl PasO. were
among the guests who attended the
Wahl-Sutith wedding.
Mrs r. : Bamberger. who has been
at an Fl Paso hospital for the past
tvl weeks, is much better and, accom-
panied by Lieut.. BamberSer and a
trained nurse. returned to the Valley
Inn Monday afternoon
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Shedd came down
from II PESO and spent the weekend
at Valley Inn
Dr. and Ms J. II. Paget and sons
have come down to their ranch for
the summer.
Ranger Pat Craighead is here. a
guest at the rangers camp.
Capt Hughes and ranger Robinson
are both at the ranger camp. They
have been away several weeks on
duty.
Misses Louisa and Marguerite Moon
have gone to san Antonio on a visit
and Wiz later so to San Marcos.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
One-Sentence Philosophy
QUAKER yIEDITATIONs.

ITnIIaueIpuIa htCOTu-J
Never tell a fat girl she is all wool
and a yard wide.
The fisherman's mOttO-Au things
come TO those who bait.
There is nothing platOnic about the
love Of misery for company
Many a guilty man escapes because
he is so small he goes right through
the net
She-''There is no limit to woman's
sphere" He-"NO: wOman's sphere now
seems to be the whole earth"
You should remember that time is
money" admOnished the stern parent
But time hangs so much more heav-
lily on our hands" yaWned the indo-
lent son.
III is certainly queer,
How a woman that's deep
Can call a man dear
And then make him feel cheap.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
IL THE HOsT d d.

Dear Miss Fairfax
I am an orphan IS years old. VIII
you please tell me the best and sim
pIest way of ordering a dinner when
invited to go to a fashionable restau-
rant with q young man X. X.
Let the host give the order, assisting
with few suggestions when ne defers
as ne will TO your preferences
Insist that there be no Intoxicating
liquors
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
Advice To the LoVelorn
~ u--+-f~g r-,frf,-
GET A BOOK.
By Beatrice Fairfax

Dear Miss Fairfax
Can you tell me OF any new games
they play at parties. and how they are
played? Some in which there viii be
very little kissing. II any. do not IA
vOr these kissing games, and therefore
am in trouble. as there is to be a party
at my home within a short time and
do not know what games to play, as
they know all about the old ones.
The list you give does not include
anaErams. a very fascinating and wit
developing pastime. Please omit the
kissing games. Children under 10 have
that privilege. but fl is not the best
taste for any one older You viii find
complete list of suitable games on
any book counter
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
PAY AT THE TIME

Dear Miss Fairfax
was introduced to a young woman
one night. and she handed me a ticket
for a dance that her club was giving.
After she left some of my boy friends
said I should have paid for the ticket
Immediately We're they right. or I,
in thinking that 7 should pay for the
ticket the next time I meet herr
Stupid.
Tt is not a matter Of Importance The
best way is 30 pay at the time. Tt puts
a man in better light and might save
the girl some embarrassment.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
ID Is DIslIIssED-

Antonio Morales, charged by the pO-
lice with coming out of the window of
"a saloon, was discharged from custody
Monday afternoon by judge Ballard
ColdweIl. of the corporation court The
prOprieJCrs of the saloon testified that
the defendant was given permission to
80 into the place
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
POINTEn PARAGRAPHs.

f+L-4tIt1s-D -NEf5i
OF two evils choose something else
Many things are well done that are
not worth doing.
You can blind some men by throwing
gold dust in their eyes.
a cynlc may be one who has discOv-
cred the bitterness in stolen sweets
The man who is only as honest as he
has 10 be is as dishonest as he can be
NO doubt YOU may be able to fool a
lot Of people, but there is always some
wise guy
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27

Editor Fl PasO Herald.
Why are The Herald riddles like
tUEboat2
Because they're a pull for the liners.
f. @. Piper.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
Letters to The Herald.

IAN communications must bear the
of the writer. but the name
viii be withheld II requested.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27

by omissions is penalized more severely
than failure to make any returns
whatever. In some countries the PEN
atty is made an amount double the tax
evaded. in others treble, and in at
least one country the person eVadlng
any tax is liable for half Of the in
core upon which he lodged the tax.
Some countries aim to encourage men
who have given false returns TO act
if any pangs of conscience attack them
as a result This is accomplished by
q provision that if any man dodge his
tax and voluntarily comes forward at
any time thereafter and cOnfesses his
fault and pays the taxes lodged no
penalty shall be imposed and ne shall
be absolved from ceusure-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
No Nfd Tor ASSESSORS.

Some men prefer to suffer the pen
alties imposed for failure to make re-
turns rather than to aid the tax as
SCISSOR at all. They simply allow the
assessor to make his own assessments
and abide by the result In one in
stance. in England. for illustration. a
certain country Eentlemtn never made
a return The assessors fixed his in
come at 500 pounds year, and on this
basis he paid taxes for several years.
Finally there came new man upon
the board Of assessors, and when they
came to the 500 pound country gentle
man the old members of the board
were going to write him down for
the same amount. But the new member
had better information about him
Write him down for $4,000 pounds
year and YOU Will not hear a muir
muir from him. QuOth he, and they
did So The erstwhile 500 pound cOun-
try gentleman was glad to get of
even al that.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
Some VIII Evnde Tax.

That there viii be tax lodging under
an income tax law in the United
States is inevitable. A hundred ways
within the letter but without the spirit
of the law viii be found to evade the
tax. in whole or in part But the
same is true of taxes on consumption,
such as the tariff; and taxes on pro-
ductiOn. such as the internal revenue
taxes. 1t is also true of land taxes, Of
CORPORATION taxes. and of personal
property taxes. Also a hundred and
one Illegal methods of lodging income
taxes viii be devised and carried out
but the mOOn-shiner, the smuggier'
and the tax dodger do the same on
other forms of taxation. If absence
of evasion were to be made the criter-
ion by which a tax should be judged
as to its rightness of principle, then
the world would have TO live without
taxes.
Tomorrow-Public school commence
mentS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
Penalties for Tax DodEing.

Penalties fixed by law for lodging
income taxes as wei as those for
lodging Other taxes vary in' the sew
erul countries that have such taxes. in
some cases a Justification Of returns
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-27
Millions Dodge Tax Levies
Even Whole Counties joint TacitIy
in Movement to Beat state
Out Of Revenue.
~ FHrefgnrf. Z rHu-t-Fu
BY Frederic J. HaskiR :

Y ? ASHINGTON. d. c.. May ~
~ The man who can frame a tax
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19

story to hand down r2 the next the same being what Ben Bound did to the bear, or vice versa, as the case may be.
 As heavyweight champion Of the Southwest, Ben Bound has been s.I- most constantly in the Iimelight some 'Ehere in tEis section of the cLuntry for the last fifteen years. Most of that time he has been training for a HgHl and thsre is no manner ot dC-bt but that he is the greatest pug Hist in all the worl5 on the training end. Along with h.s training, how ever, Ben Bound has worked most every shift, and between times has found opportunity to pI-spect for and locate mining property of his own. As a result, he is by no maner Of means a poor man. He has property and he has cash, and if he wanted to quit training he cou-d retire today and live the balance Of his life comfort ably.
 However, the immediate .ssue is Ben Bound and the Bear Of the Hous- ton, Greggs and White shows. They come together tonight, and some taoG- san1s of Bens friends and admirers are going to be on hand at the Low ell show grounds to see it happen. Ben raised his bet against the bear yesterday afternoon just sI00 mor5 and it is likely that he VII do Lie spectacular tonight at the ringside by lifting that e200 just icnce agam.
 Ben Bound has tremendous strength. It has often been held that should Le ever land squarely on any man in the ring. it would mean in staat death. His arms are wonderful
 n their development and strength. So are his legs. He believes in both his arms and legs and counts upon them to do the business for the bear
 A Gozen strong men have tackled the bear since the shows opened at Lowell, and all have been bested by the big animal. Ben u-und has watched each one put cut, and wien the last enc went down last night ne said that it made not a wh1t of diff terence to him-that there were no Ben Bounds among them, that he had the bear measured and that the ami mai would take its fall tonight. The match is expected to be staged about s o'clock on the SHOW grounds.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19

of moderate weather throughout the periods. On the other hand, shoul cold weather now ensue, the new feed would be killed, along with the dry gross that has prevailed and which las povided a fair sort of provende~
 in the district the storm was greeted with rejoicing by physicians and those interested in health mat ie-5 in particular. Not only did the rainfall wash the ground of thor ouga1y and effect an excellent general cleaning up, but it put down tie dust for some days to come and removed much that has menaced the district in the matter of threatened conveyance ol disease germs. On the whole the visitation did more good than might have been obtained in any other way. and no damage
 In Douglas there was heavier pre- cipi.atioR than .n Bis5ee and daa 10 the different topography, stretS ran deep in water at places and there was some aaMagc sustained. The latter IS said to Eave reached extert Of q few thousand dcllars. Notwithstanding wi!.h, Douglas Lcnented sa'l one than it lost. the cleaning up ac -um- plisi.sd, aG iii Bis5ee, be ns w.J~th ma: ' ta.Msands of collars.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19

finest specimen of young manhood tzat had arrived in the district in long time. After which the constable said he had decided to organize a baby show in the district at once, be- ing confident of both first and second prizes. a-t
 Constable Thomas has been on q vacation on his ranch across the di- vide the last several weeks-that is when not in the city looking over new arrivals in his family. Yesterday he said that his hands promised to be so full of the latter sort of interest for some time to come that he had deter mined to forget the ranch and stay in town. Mir. and Mrs. Ed. Thomas and Edward Jr. were reported doing fine last night.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
DISTINCTION CROWDS
 UPON DISTINCTION

It IS not every man who can De- come grandfather twice within one week Nor is every man Constable Charles Thomas, as that gentleman put il yesterday, adding that upon some greatness thrust itself and upon others 1t was just a natural adorn~ ment, or words to that effect. in his absorption in the subject the con stable forgot all about important de- tails until reminded of the fact. Then he admitted that his second celebra- tion of grandfather's honors within the week was due to the arrival Of a big boy at the home of his son, Ed ThSmas He also wished 1t made
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
FALSE STORM
 REPORTS OUT
Bisbee Had Great Rain - Much Good Attended, But No Damage - Results on Range Problematical

From some unknown source the re port went out from the city Sunday, apd was printed in papers Of Monday morning that B.sbee had sustained q Gisastrons flood It is possible that outside news agencies took for granted tnat I'isbee suffered as Leavy ra;rsau a I'd DcuFlas. or t1at slIe tOv sa were confused. Tue fact re nlains. ncycrthe less, that She arrone. oas report got ont concerning Bisbee aad that on Monday and yesterday there were telegraph inquiries coming 10 people in the city from relatives and friends on the outside ilquirins as to their welfare.
 Bisbee had a fine rain Saturday night. Sunday, Sunday night and part of Monday 1t did a great deal of good, but no harm whatever. The streets were little wet at times, and occasionally there werr tie usual wet weather streams running in Brew cry Gulch and the subway. but there was nothing alarming abou the down pour at any the. Ire road nor streets di3 not c7ea get il such con dia1n at Gny time that automobiles were not running readily without chains The street car service was interrupted in Tombstone cc1voa, where the conditions are suci t'a- any damage from rain in the distriC. is first felt, along the tra-SaGc of the d a gum. up motors and --ucks Of street cars to some eX.c-t, making over hauling advisable on Monday and yesterday, but this might have fol lowed anw good r3in1all All the cars will be back in service in a day or two, and in t-7 meantime extra open cars are being lliized.
 The precipitation fer the storm was 312 inches, the heaviest given b. any rain storm the present year. and exceptionally good f1- any season. For the greater pat it came down slowly and soaked into the iarched ground. There were periods Of heavy GowRpOar, but not Of the kind that make for damage in the Warren Cis- trict and which have never been knon in the district except in the sum mer season. The commercial value of the rains on the range and among the farmers is an open question. Should there ensue a moderately warn7 reriod ana the winter be open and fr"e from extreme cold, the re- sllIt ouId Jo very advantageous, for rains would Cou-inge and the spring find grass st .1a.lG bacE high for cat, tie on tnc range. as v.a. JEe experI- ence about ten years ago. when ra'-s started about this tImC u-i C.nun, ned until in April with haT--. av interruption and with tle attendance
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
PACKED HOUSES AT THE
 ROYAL ARE SURE TODAY

The Royal theater at two matinee performances today, at noon and 1:30 ?. m., and at evening performances at and S:30 may confidently be ex- pected to be crowded to the doors.
 The AIaska-Siberia pictures are the attraction, and they are the greatest ever brought to the district. In hum an interest and in educational value, they are Of character entitling them to the attendance of all.
 The reels to be used here are direct from the factory. They have been tried out and have been found flaw less. Spectators will thus have an ad- vantage that will add not little t. the pleasure of the productions.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
l Friend to the
 Working Man

Five years go I was so troubled vith kidney trouble and Inflammation of the bladder that I had to lease my farm. Life looked dark to me until I heard of Dr. kilmer's through a cured friend. I tried bottle and began to feel better at once. After using five or six bottles I felt fine and have con. tinued to work as had before my af. nict;on.
 want to state that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root is a kidney medicine that will cure and owe my good work during the past five or six years to it. Yours very truly,
 c. W. MORRIS,
 Prescott, Ark. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 27th day of March, 1912
 o. B GORDON,
 Notary Public This is to certify that MT C. W Morris has bought Swamp-Root at this store in the past.
 ADAM GUTHRIE, JT.,
 Druggist.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
"GEoRGIA PRODUCT DAY"

ATLANTA, Ca, Nov. IS.-Two hum dred cities and towns of Georgia to- day observed Georgia Product Day in compliance with a proclamation is sued by Governor Slaton. In every quarter of the State public dinners and bsnquests were gwen, at which every item or the menu was raised or manufactured in Georgia.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
IS
 IN FOR TONIGHT
Ben Bound Meets the Bear
 Great Throng Promises toI Turn Out to See Climax in Big Fellow s Career.

There was one subject on which everybody felt free to talk in the dis trict yesterday-an upon which they all did talk. That was Ben Bound and the Bear.
 And tomorrow it is altogether like Iy that there will be as much and more talk on the subject, only it will be in the past tense, for Ben takes the bear on tonight and thereafter the present generation will have a famous
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
NOTICE 10 COMMENTATORS

Sealed bids VIII be received by Emil
 Marks at Lowell until E. m. Nov. 2Gth. for the construction of a sewer win work incidental thereto; pianT and specifications may be seen at The Btsbee Lumber Co.'S office. Tine owner reserves the right to reject any or all bids. 412
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
Letter to Dr. Kiirer & Co, 5inshamton, N. Y.

Prove What swamp-Root VIII Do For
 You
 Senc ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, \. | for a sample size bottle It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valna- bfe information, telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing be sure and mention The Bisbee Daily Review. Regular fifty-cent and one. dollar size bottles for sale at sll dru1 stores.
 Adv. 36I
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
NEW MAYOR OF
 LOUISVILLE INSTALLED

LOUISVILLE, Ky, Nov. 1s.-Jona II. Busehemeyer, who was elected mayor of Louisville two weeks ago, was inducted into office today, sue eeediug William o. Head. Both the new mayor and his predecessor are Democrats.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19

plain that while the first grandson of the week weighed eleven pounds, the second one weighed eleven and one quarter pounds and was pronounced by Dr. Bledsoe to undoubtedly De the
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
Funsfsl wait Atleaasa

The fuaafai uf fl Q schmidt. hald yesterday afternoon from the Palace pafiurs under tho auspices Of the ffn. tpfual Brotherhood, was one Of tfe largest held here for some time. The Copper queen band, of which Mir. Smith was member at one time. led the bong procession to the cemetery. Rev. Edwards of the aBptlst church offkated
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
Cause of lnsomnis

The most eoinmon cause of insomnia is disorders or the stomach and con. stipation. Chamberlain's Tablets cor rect these disorders of the stomach and constipation. Chamberlain's Tab lets correct these disorders and enable you to sleep. For sale by all dealers.
 101
Arizona republican., 1913-08-17

the representatives of the New York irrigating project. It is stated that the proposition will soon be submit ted to the people and it is the wsh of those back of the project that all the settlers in the valley should un- derstand every detail of their irriga- ton plan.
 MT and Mrs E. L. Hoeye, of the Casa Grande Mercantile Co, have moved into their new bungalow. This new home is the finest residence at
Arizona republican., 1913-08-17

present in Casa Grande, but many are being planned along similar lines The home will compare faVOrably with the finest residences in the southwest and it's interior furnishings are elegant. Every modern conVen- fence for pleasure and comfort has place in the fitting of the building and the Hoeyes are subjects of many congratulations.
 Big pumps for Messrs. Kelso and Wood, who own ranches. in this val
Arizona republican., 1913-08-17
THE CHOICE

And if it seem evil unto you to serve the Lord, choose you this day whom ye will serve: but as for me and my house we will serve the Lord. Joshua xXiv., 15.
Arizona republican., 1913-08-17

Don't you think women are get ting too daringly original in the mat ter of dress?''
 Original! They are getting posi- lively aboriginal"
Arizona republican., 1913-08-17

ley, arrived during the past week and have been hauled to the coun- try
 The old Weaver property, with a stand of alfalfa which has been kept up for twenty-five years, was leased this week to Mir w A. Tenny. Oh. MT. Woodman, spare that tree,
 Touch not a single bough. You may need wood, but you should be
 For conservation now.