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The Washington times., 1913-03-31
Showing No Favors.

-HE ragged little boy and the we'll
dressed little boy were having q
serious argument, says the
Youngstown Telegram.
Pointing an accusing finger at the
tagged little boy, the well-dressed boy
cried Indignantly:
Aren't you ashamed not to believe in
Santa Claus?' '
Nav. / ain Us defiantly retorted the
ragged little boy. and whoy should -
He don't seem to believe in me-
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
The Man on the Road
by II. 7. Eatta,.

of Tansier. l ratified off. turning a
page of The prospectus.
Yes. l know continued Pat nerv-
ously.
These ruins were built in the six
teenth century by Mulai Ismael, with
the enforced labor OF thousands by
Christian captives,' / continued.
Yes, | know put in Pat.
This man was so rich that he kept
1000 horses, each ten horses cared for
by slave
Ives. l know said Pat again.
II grew tired of his responses. Had
he kept still I might have practiced
upon him.
See here. I demanded. can you
read?'
No. replied Pat. but like to hear
- talk
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
His Reason.

% :: e: ::: ;,; 6: ::;::
Tennessee says a Cleve-
land lawyer. who used TO practice his
,r.da IN that out-of-the-way region.
I'm tell YOU a little story by way OF
;nue,r.tion, if you won't mention my
- rame. After I was admitted to the
bar and was riding me Glrcmit' sasa i wa, was
AZ ,od fellow who was indicted for
~ urder, In fact. he was accused of
,,;nc killed his mother. ! took my
CIent 10 one side and came at him with
the direct question:
.Dtd YOU kill your mother"
YES he replied. I sure killed her.
why did YOU do it,
".J done Il because she wasn't worth
,,in,ering" Cleveland Leader.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

ropean powers will be forced to question seriously
whether they shall 60 on at tine present rate or lind
a way to lift soldier or two sailor or two from
the backs of the working people at home. 1t must
be admitted that it will not be easy for them to
relax their vigilance when 'the new Slav power in
the Balkans is beginning to rise like the genii out
of the urn.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
The Stories of
$FamOus Novels
By Albert Payson Terhune
. VANITY FAIRLY W. M. Thackeray.

neded friendship for Becky Sharp former Becky
brain Machiaveln ambition NAPOLEON
Amelia broke match between Jos
IN ov. h @ and thew were married Beeky finding out too late her
Of
skill at
Neglected Wife,
Rawdon George the
army a s % ~, .ave 10 o,some HI. little wife was utterly neglected Sy
always secretly and hopees worshped
the
beautiful and pathetic all
OF the battle and she mouned MIN as though had
beena departed saint
and wit hemn though they always
sadOnc old MARQUIS of s'eyne powerful
advance her position society and to hance he
househo
res'ea " % h ov for his rel She wrote hack that she was
his who quickly secured his freedom
It was
alone in the
to the drawing Becky resplend
devoed her She caught sight Of her husband and
am innocent
huriedhm the floor Tearing the diamonds
from neck he huns them the marquis distorted face
thrill of real admiration for the husband she had
always ~ Tne Wreck of a Career
TWEEN sne refused go back to his wife
Becky the doors OF ~ So i b.r iorgo hold on far los
De- Sp % ] "S tRsns @ ssy t T @ @
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
Good Stories
Not the Same.

THEY were strolling through the
woodland. yes" the youthful
professor was saying. 'it Is a
very simple matter to tell the
various kinds of trees by the bark"
She gazed at him soulfully.
How wonderful" she exclaimed.
And can you-er-tell the various kinds
OF dogs that way?-Lippincotts.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
Her Husband Picked,

= EANNETTE, in her first year at
school. is very fond of milk. One
day when she had asked for a Sec
" ond glass OF milk her mother
said:
Daughter. IL you like milk so we'll
you'll surely marry a farmer when you
grow up
well. 1 'spect Charles Robert will
turn out to be farmer. then" the
little girl replied.-Indianapolis News
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
ATLANTA PAPERS PLEASE co,

ATLANTA PAPERS PLEASE COPY
'From the Post
Evangelist Sturgeon in his address NJ,
DISQUALIFICATION before the
Washington Temple congregation in the
New Masonic Temple, yesterday after
noon. declared that the time for III.
restoration of property to its original
ownership. as foretold by the Prophet
Daniel, had arrived
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

WOODROW, THE CHASED.
A speedy "No" to all appeals; 4.
He should not 50 have hastened
But, ali! don't you suppose he feel,
Subdued and ehevychastened7
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

Inc President. according to the
papers. rides always ''in one of the
White House automobiles" We are
tickled. OF course. constantly to be as
sured Of his monovaIency; but vs.a
appreciate variation Of the form.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
C0coanut Milk.

~ Ne day the children in a school
were given a lesson about the
~ cow. The next day a cocoanut
was brought in for their in
spection. says the St. Paul Dispatch.
When the big nut came to Rosie Gold
berg. she happened to shake It and
heard something inside.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

G. S. X: II proclaim it fearlesslv-
! am the fan who goes to exhibition
games and likes them and admits that
he likes them. D.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
You Win.

G. S. X: I'll bet something hand
some-and have the photograph
framed, too-that you can't dry-cIean
any more puns out of "Cubist"
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

One hitherto mentioned Is William
II. severson, author Of THE Side Door
Car and other epics. and champion
Cubist poet Of the world.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

Boost note: "The Woman" adver,is.
ing the entire original New York cast 81
REALLY HAS 1T.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

The chairman OF the Virginia house nj
delegates is Richard f. Byrd. and one
wonders II his friends call him Dick.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

May we, in our innocent way. inquire
as TO what constitutes the exhibition
at an exhibition game?
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

A resume Of the situation reveals that
s2s first pictures of the food have been
received east of Pittsburgh.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

Also Artist Fraser. author Of tb,
Cubist nickel
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

Perennial headline: president One,
Show by Pressing Button"
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

The man who hasn't shaved since
1895 has now been shorn Of his locks
on fourteen separate occasions.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
You Do, Eh?

G. S. K: The lady and I will be
married two weeks from today. on
the opening day Of cleanup week.
We call them our cleanuptials.
JOHNNIE
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

Democracy. If We may be pardoned
the witticism. is the party that will
take the ad out Of ad valorem. and
put the lower 'em in.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
The Putters-Up.

G. s. X: NY lunch-packe-s don't 60
in for the jelly sandwich, but they
always pack the sandwiches right up
against the orange, so that have
semi-spherical eats and have to walk
around in a circle while consuming EN-.
BoLERo.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

Add Personal Friends Club for
shouldn't we?,: ''Tersely summarized" :"
by the "Post"
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
Oh, Are You the One?

Ohio, the Buck-up State.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

Weather for April 10. at 3 D. m.
Cubist.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
THIS& THAT
SIC SEMPER Ell CETERA.
Wnh Sometimes q Lite s>tAe othe~

CThe remark that there would be no men left
were fallen men segregated caused the
Colorado house TO burst into
uproarious laughter which lasted
ten minutes"O
Is it the rarer Atmosphere
Disparity of climate?
Or why's il different from here
In Washington, where I'm ats
Do they, in Washington, succum6
To jesting necromancer,
And laugh until they're overcome ,
/ guess you knop the answcr.
A joke, that should conpulse and
thrall,
Appears-and is forgotten;
And if it's spoken of at all,
Somebody says it's rotten.
Perhaps the people cannot see
The Jokes in this-this Deadpiue.
/ guess that's where the fault must
be;
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
What's on the Program in
Washington Today

The following Masonic organizations
will meet tonight: Lodge-Lafayerte,
No. 70, special. NJ. NJ Miscellaheous-
Amounted high priests convention,
banquet at Metropolitan Hotel, Kal-
lipolis Grotto. Yelled Prophets. cere-
monial session
The following l. .. O. F. lodges will
meet tonight: Union, No. IL. degree;
BEACON, No. l5, and Langdon. No. s6,
business.
meet tonight: Lodge-Equal. No. II,
business Military Departments. T.
Coldwel Company. special assembly.
Meeting of Usage Tribe. No. 6. /. o. r.
NJ. Fifth and G streets northwest. to-
night.
The following n. o. T. NJ. tents will
meet tonight-National. Mt. Vernon.
and Anacostia.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
/ think RI nope to Leadpille.

And twenty-six days after date the
office-seeker wheeze blooms forth un-
ashamed on the very front page of
the "Star."
The Washington times., 1913-03-31
AmusementS.

AmusementS.
National-"The Girl from Moutmartre."
Sis p. m
Coiumbia-.'The Woman" Sis D. m.
Relasco-''The Sun Dodgers" SIS .. m.
Poli's-"The Girl Of the Golden west.'
Sis p. m
Chase e's-Polite Vaudeville, els and Sis
D. m.
Cosmos-vaudeville. afternoon and even
ing.
Casino-Vaudeville, afternoon and even
ing.
Academy-"Snobs." Sis p. m.
Lyceum-Miner American. 2:1o and Sis
p. m.
Gayety-Kniekerbocke Burlesouers. .:1s
and s:i6 p. "a.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

While on office-seekers, We are doing
our darnedest to feel sorry for Secre-
tary McAdoo, and we think we could
succeed If he weren't advertising his
troubles so strenuoLsly.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

Exit the March lamb.
The Washington times., 1913-03-31

Dptsr the April fool.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1913-01-10
State Of Ohio, c,ty of Toledo.

-
State Of Ohio, c,ty of Toledo, SO.
lucas County,
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that be
is senior partner of the firm OF y. J
Cheney 4 Co., dong business 10 the
City Of Toledo, County and State afore-
ssid. and that said firm will pay the sum
of ONE HUNDRED DOLLADS for
each and every case OF Catsrrh that
cannot be cured by the use Of HALLS
CATARRH CURE.
FRANK }. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day of Decembe
A. ID. 1886.
(SesD A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
pally and acts directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system,
Send for testimonials, free.
F.J. CHENEY& CO., Toledo, q.
Sold by sll Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pillfo constipa ton.
49, - - - adv.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1913-01-10
Cough Lasted Eight
Years
But Bears Emulsion Fl
nally Cured It.

AWAky 0N1VNA 4Us
Read the Testimony Of Mr.. II.
B. q. Gentry, the Well Known
Postmaster at Elkton, Va.
Dr.. John d. Bear,
Elkton, Va.
Slr:-About eight years ago
contracted a bad case Of pneu-
Monia which left me with q
cough. At first l paid but little
attention to it, being elated over
my recovery, which had been re-
garded unfavorable by my ply
stefan.
The cough continued to annoy
me up to four years ago, when
ny physician advised me to use
Bears Emulsion prepared by
you. did so, using three bot
ties when / had been 50 much
benefited that / discontinued
the use Of it. Since that time I
have used several bottles during
the winter, and at such times as
when affected by colds. | have
been completely cured of the
cough.
Very respectfully,
II. B. G. Gentry.
Elkton, Va. Nov. 80.
Guaranteed to give satisfaction
or money refunded. One dollar
a bottle or six for five dollars.
Sold by Rural Retreat Drug 90.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1913-01-10
TO Advertisers.

All persons having advertise
ments OH the 4th and 5th pages
must not have their copy in later
than nine o'clock on Saturday
preyions 10 publication. Thoseon
the First and Eihth pages not
later than Wednesday at p. m.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1913-01-10

The New York goo has acqulr-
ed eighty seven new snakes.
Getting ready to help along the
New Years resolutions?
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1913-01-10

The subscription price is 9l.OO
per year IN ADVANCE, and
whenever the time expires to
which o subscription is paid, 1t
will be discontinued. The Postal
Laws requires this, and we must
comply with theu in order 10 get
she benefit OF the postage rates
otherwise the One Dollar would
not much more than pay the
postage.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1913-01-10

DARA R. DOAK, Editor And Mana ger.
N. OMAR DOAK. Assistant.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-09-14

It is not expected that there will be such a multiplicity of candidates for the United States senate in Ari- zona next year as appeared in the first state election. At that election six democrats went into the primary campaign; next year it is possible that Mark Smith will have no opponent and certainly none that will put his re- election in danger Since entering the senate Mark Smith has been rec onized as one of the prominent mem bers of that body. His long service as delegate in congress from Arizona had given unusual qualification as sen. ator and he did not enter the senate as an untried neophite as his abilities had already become known to the sen ate and senators who had known him for years largely welcome him as a man able to render valuable service to his country and his party. Recently Senator Smith was given additional disti9ction in the senate by being placed in the chairmanship of the com mittee that has to do with the progress of the west.
 When it is remembered that most of the western states, Colorado, Cal ifornia. New Mexico, and Idaho. ars equally interested with Arizona in pro noting irrigation and reclamation of the remaining western deserts it will be more fully realized what distinction has been conferred on Senator Smith and on Arizona by placing him at the head of this important committee.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-09-14
MIR. sRYAn's VIEW OF IT.

In bis ONT journal The Comn,oner. Secretary Bryan prints personal re Fly to the critics who have taken him to task for d.vnting his vacatica to Iecturing while grave problems de- manded his presence in Washington. His explanation is eharactoristsc'ly frank. The real question in his case he urges. was not whether a cabinet officer could live CT 12,O00 a year. tut @whethe De coule add the ex- penses of official lie ;o his other ex renses and meet thsm cll out of his sSlary." H, thel proceeds to exyiair that his obligations .o church ehsri- ~. education. arJ insurance aggregate tc.seo yearly. and his personal in .. me is insufficient to iacst these. Ibe tulk of his yfOps.y being noE-proGuc- tive. It became necessary. therefore, to continue his writing and lecturine to meet these charges, in order that his osiclsI salary might be devoted to meeting the expenditures attached to the cabinet post. and even to sup plement 1t, where il was inadequate to meet the large outlays incident to much entertaining. T have as much reason not to neglect public duty as anyone can have" he writes, ;fStnd, those who are tair-minded ought tc aassme. until they have evidence tc the contrary. that my vacation period will be SO chosen as not to sacrifice official duty"
Bisbee daily review., 1913-09-14
THE LOOK AHEAD FOR THE FARMER.

With the passage of ibe tarin bill there will DC beginning of the aban- dorIaent ct the system oI protective taxation, Ir other words, the federal government will hereafter try to play fair in arrangiug it's tax rates. In so far as possible. there will te no peri Ierences, TO bounties, no pulling down of one interest to build up another. To procure needed revenue win be the sole object ir fixing tax rates.
 It is needless to state that this change of policy will bring on a day of emancipation for nine-tenths of the people of the United States. As a class the farmers will be the greater gathers. but the whole body of toilers for wages will share in the uplift Whatever serves to cheapen the cost of living will prove a welcome bene- factor except to the very few who have been enabled through tariff fav- oritism to increase their own profits by plucking the Ircckets of their fel- lows. Bread, meat clothing. utensilg. shelter, medicines and nearly all osa- CT Eecessaries of ordinary living will he made steadily cheaper to the ul'i nate consumer. Not less than s550 coo hO0-a conservative estimate-w:H be annually turned from unearned channels into the pockets of wage earners.
 On ton of th2 achievement of fair play in Inc making of tax rates there ia every reason to expect qnother tri- pmph for the farme. in pr; posed GIT lt"cy Legislation aai tine future esiah lishment oi system of rural credits that will put him on a level of equali- ty with others in the nse Of his assets to the best advantage in carving niA safely along from crop to rrJp.
 The man who digs the corn and cot. trn eut of the soil is tie mainstay Of ;he Iation. It is he whc has pulled US through in all past seasons or emergency It is abe It time he should ecne by his own.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-09-14
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF ARIZONA, IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
 OF COcHISE

in the Matter of the Estate of George
 E. Richardson, Deceased.
 Order to Show Cause in Sale of Mining
 Claims.
 It appearing to the court by the written petition of Anna Richardson, executrix of the estate of George E. Richardson, deceased. filed On this day. praying for an crder of sale of the mining property, hereinafter described. that it is fer the best interests Of said estate that all Of said mining property should be sold and that an immediate sale of all of said mining property is necessary in order to secure the bes. interests. of the sfrvivilg tenants in common of said mining property which said property consists of the fol lowing mining clqiE's, situated iR the California Mining District, County of CCchise, state of Arizona, tEe loca- ton notices of which are recorded in the office of the County Recorder of said Cochise County. in the records of mines in the books of said records and ou the pages thereof, as follows:
 .lll of the New Year mining claim, the location notice of which is re corded in Book 20 at page 56S of the said Records.
 An undivided one third interest in and to the "Caliope. Lucky Friday " Combination Copperopolis,' Blue Bell and Swift mining claims. which are respectively recorded in Book 20 at page S55, Book 20 at page S53, Book 26 at page o9Z Book 20 at page @54. Book 20 at page s56 aid Book 20 at page S51 of said records.
 It is therefore ordered by the court that all persons interested in said es- tate appear before this court on the I7th day of october, 1913 at the hour cf ten o'clock. a. m.. of said day, in the court room of said court, at the court rouse in the City of Tombstone, Coun' tv of Cochise. State Of Arizona. to show cause why an order of sale should not Le granted to said executriX to sell all the said mining property belonCing to the said estate, above described:
 It is further ordered that CODY of this order be published for four sue cessive week in the Bisbee Daily Re view. a newspaper of general circuia- ton. printed and published in the City of Bisbee, County of Cochise, State of Arizona.
 Done in opeE Court this 10th cay Of 1913.
 Judge of the SuI Ierior Court.
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Bisbee daily review., 1913-09-14

age of the bin be shipped to all parts of the country
 Well. what of it?
 If Mr Murdcck had been trying merely tQ explain the bill he could have said that the government is to change its method of handling it's funds. Those funds, or a large part Of them. are TOW locked in the vaults of the Treasury. Under the new meth cd they will be deposited to the credit of the government in the regional banks.
 In the sense that a Treasury is a place where nancy is kept the Treas ury will be abolished. but the treasure will be as carefully guarded as ever. The new method is that followed by other nations. The British Government deposits it's funds in the Bank Of Eng lard, private institution. The Amer iean practice will be similar except that the regional are to be under gov ernment supervision and subject to strong government control
Bisbee daily review., 1913-09-14
NEIN HOMESTEAD REGULATION
 ON REQUIRED CULTIVATION

The department of the interior at Washington has just issued Lew ruling under date September s, to the commissioner of general land office which is of much importance to those holding and taking up lands. It is given in full below:
 IL is found, in the administration of the three-year homestead law, Act of June 6. 1912 f37 Stat, 123), that the regulations issued February B. 1913, Circular No. POS (4I L. D., 479), gov erning the reduction Of cultivation, should be made more specific. Section . for said regulations is therefore amended to read as follows:
 The Secretary Of the Interior is authorized, upon a satisfactory show ing therefor. to reduce the required area of cultivation. The homestead laws were enacted primarily for the purpose of enabling citizens of the United States fin good faith to obtain g home" and the provision of the stat nte in regard to reduction in he re Quired area of cultiveticn will not be permitted to so operate as in any man ner to relax the rule that the ertry man must so reside upon, use, occu py, cultivate and improve the tract of land entered by him as to satisfac, toriIy show he in good faith at the time of, such entry intended to mako the lard his bona fide home and that it has been his home to the date ot final proof However. if the tract Of land entered is so hillv or rough, the swampy, the precipitation of moisture soil so alkaline, compact, sandy, or so light as not to make cultivation practicable. to the extent of the re uuired amount. or if the land Is gen orally valuable only for grazing, q red duction in the area Of cultivation may be permitted. The personal or hnan- cial disabilities or misfertunes Of the entryman existing at the time of en- try will not be considered sufficient cause for reduction in the area of cui tivation. but if after entry and actual settlement, through circumstances which at the time of entry could not reasonably have been foreseen, the entryman has met with misfortune whioN renders him reasonably unable to cultivate the prescribed area. upon satisfactory proof thereof at the time of making final proof. a reduction in area of cultivation may be permitted during the period of disability follow ing such misfortune, provided notice of such misfortune and the nature thereof shall be submitted under oath within sixty days after the occurrence thereof to the register of the land of fee of the district Tn which the land is situated. TiIling of the land or oth' CT appropriate treatment for the pur- posd of conserving the moisture with a view of making a profitable crop the succeeding year will be deemed cuf tivation within the terms Of the act where that manner of cultivation is necessary or generally followed in the locality.
 No reduction in area of cultivation wal be- perrbittsd CD aeeoupt oa eAi 'pense iri removing the standing timber from the land If lands are so heayi- Iv timbered that the entryman can not reasonably clear and cultivate the area prescribed by the statute. such entries will be considered speculative and notl made in good faith for the purpose ofl
Bisbee daily review., 1913-09-14

The democrats in congress have practically completed their tarih re vision bin and now will push 10 sdc- cess the currency bill The tariff bill aside from the wool and sugar sched- les has not attracted regat attention throughout the country. It reduces the custom duties on imports al along the line ana this was the expectation after the promise given b. the Baltimore convention. After that promise and the result of the last presidential cleo ton was known the proposition to trim of much of the protective duties was accepted to be the desire of the countries and while there was some continuing opposition those affected began to discount the results of the aew tarir and this preparation for the new law has been going on until now it may be expected that any SC rious disturbance of the industries Of the country will occur as result Of he new schedules.