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The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-02-20
"Our Personal Guarantee
10 all Skin Sufferers
wM O POOR DRUGGISTS

We have been in business in this town
for some time, and we are looking to
build up trade by always advising our
patrons right.
So when We tell you that we have
found the eczema remedy and that we
stand back of it with the manufac turer' S
iron clad guarantee. backed by ourselves
you can depend upon it that we give our
advice not in order to sell few bottles
of medicine to skin sufferers, but be-
cause we know how it will help our
business il we help our patrons.
We keen in stock and sell, all the we'll
known skin remedies But We will say
this: ii YOU are suffering from any
kind of skin trouble, eczema psoriasis.
rash or letter. we want you to try full
size bottle of d. d. D. Prescription
And, if it does not do the work, this
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-02-20

ing ditch, through which good thoughts,
knowledge and truth should flow to his
neighbor. If each helps the good work
on ever so little, something will be &C.
complished. 1t is thus that the highest
building is built. No one was intended
for useless obstruction.
GEO. M. COLE,
Haddontield, N. j., Feb. l, 1918.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-02-20
Clover Was Misguided.
[ From The Kennebec Journal

From The Kennebec Journal.1
The Journal published an Associated
Press dispatch, under date of Leeds, S.
D., Feb. 9, concerning the Glover con-
test of the Eddy will. Now we are
asked to publish the following correction,
said to have been wired from Leeds by
George Glover:-
Leeds, So. Dakota.
l was not sure and was waiting for
some word from the East. If the case
is satisfactorily settled l shall do no
more: l have instructed my attorneys
that it is entirely in their hands. l was
misquoted. GEORGE GLOVER
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WIN, O. POOR 4 SON. DRUGGISTS

bottle will cost you nothing. You alone
to judge.
Again and again we nave seen how q
few drops of this simple wash applied
to the skin. takes away the itch, in
stantly. And the cures all seem to be
permanent.
d. d. D. Prescription made by the
D. D. D. Laboratories of Chicago, is
composed of thymol. glycerine, oil of
wintergreen and other healing. soothing,
cooling ingredients. And if you are
Just crazy with itch. you will feel
aoothed and cooled, the itch absolutely
washed away the moment you applied
this D. D. D.
We have made fast friends Of more
than one family by recommending this
remedy to a skin sufferer here and
there and we want you to try it now
on our positive no-pay guarantee.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-02-20
Mothers Can Safely Buy

DR.. Kings New Discovery and give it to the
little ones when ailng and suffering with
colds, coughs, throat or lung troubles, tastes
nice, harmless, once used, always used. Mrs
Bruce Crawford, Niagra, Mo-, writes: "Dr.
Kings New Discovery changed our boy from
pale, weak, sick boy to the picture of health"
Always helps. Buy it at all Druggists.
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THE WOMEN "
Judiciary Committee Reports
Pass" on Woman %aT

Judiciary Committee Reports
Pass" on Woman sa+al FL.
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laiIh III lne poop.
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llnnulse OF Ihl5
9ull age' sdiG N ~ ST.
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al, ; oGll ts u.s.
dressed dressed the menu.
Ooinillltte e., lni 81, a.
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as a eIl''Pili'lG''
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Chairman otesrl9
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IA Italian A4 OF &c rof .,.1.'',...'.
my NO one opP'''
appeare1.
WIS, geo ( II
eAplatl'eu' WIN IL, e. s,,.
progress equal sulira5
S oni,eu ' 81 .tS r al'u l
o o e = 60 ,n 200 vi a. ,- ..." =.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-02-20
Children CRY
FOR FLETCHER'S
G a 3 TO

When baby suffers with Group, apply and
give DR.. Thomas, Eclectic Oil at once Safe
for children. A little goes long way. 25c and
Soc. At all drug stores
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-02-20

For regular action of the bowels; easy.
natural movements. relief of const patton, try
Doan's Regulets. 25c at all stores,
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u S. BRANCH
GENERAL ACCIDENT, FIRE & LIFE
ASSURANCE CoRPOt ALTON, Ltd
OF Perth, Scotland

Assets December 81, 1912
Real estate. .....................S 1870 900 90
Mortgage loans......... ........ $4,000 90
Stocks and bonds, market value 1850, 1875 90
Cash in office and bank ............ 122,l12 a3
Agents balances, not overdue . 8OS, 355 s3
Interest and rents .................... 21,703 Is
All other assets, cash in hands of
Agent .......... .................. 3,477 ca
Gross assets ........S So, sos, 543 s5
Admitted assets s., S05, SAB IS
Liabilities December 81 1912
Net unpaid losses, COL 1863 "a
Unearned premiums ...... 1856 ,554 50
All other liabilities ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. $685.. 40 AZ
Cash capital, deposit 25O,000 90
Surplus over all liabilities ........ 332,O79 SO
Total liabilities and surplus ...... 81, sos, SAB IS
3wS
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THE METROPOLITAN CASUALLY
ms. co. OF NEW YORK.

Assets December 81, 1912.
Stocks and bonds .................. 1851, 425 90
Cash in office and bank................. 7ll9l 81
Agents balances ...................... 1857 81
Interest and rents 5482 40
All other assets............... 1888 rs
Gross $90l 100 81
Deduct items not admitted. 6439 rs
Admitted assets. ........ $S94660 IA
Liabilities December 81. 1912
Net unpaid losses. "a 9O2 %
Unearned premiums 352 $50 04
All other liabilities. ....... 67y9S 0S
Cash capital. 100000 90
Surplus over all liabilities. ...... 23S sS1 81
Total liabilities and surplus ...... 1894 $50 IA
FIELD & QUIMBY, Agent, Belfast, Maine
3W8
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SPRINGFIELD FIRE &m.D,,
ANcE COMPANY VINE lss,
SPRINGFIELD mAssAcH,s,,,
Assets December 2, ,os

Real estate u 1879.
Mortgage Loans ''''.".$ su.
Stocks and bonds. '''''... nsSeAs
Cash in Office and bank '''''''.- 7sSS.et
Agents balances 65SS,Ssj
'' anu fen's' '..'....... @1;ass
Gross as cts ~,
Admitted assets. ssll55sss,
Liabilities December 81 I'LL NY ~
Net unpaid losses. t''<
Umearned premiums. ,..... issn,
an otner ilaollltles.,....... .Q0l.9,
S S capital. .,.......... 321ll1t
surplus over all liabilities '''' 2l0Ts
Total liabilities and surplus -
au7 "lLFkED H LORI. ,, 81.
Winterpo,, +,
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GLOBE INDEMNIFY COMPANY.
New York

Total liabilities and surplus. 50, e07, 2lS 73
ALBERT M. AMES, Agent,
3w8 Stockton Springs, Waldo County, Me.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-02-20
You Know Us
we are IN business right here you i've You are
neIgnDOr friend of This money.back
hnot-satsfed offer should prove the sincerity Claims

Iy relieve constipation. They act to
overcome the cause of constipation.
They tend to eliminate the cause
of sick headache, biliousness, bad
breath, nervousness and other ills
attendant upon inactive bowels.
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LONDON ASSURANCE a7Bp,,.-

wv
Assets Deeem5sr8. .4r
Stocks and bonds.
Cash in office and bank -l4i
Agents balances ISL
Interest and rents ....., vi
All other assets. .....,. -s!
Gross assets. .........
Deduct items not aduatt..
N
Admitted assets
Liabilities Decam-
Net unpaid losses.
Unearned premiums Il
All other liabilities. -b
Surplus over all liabIjtie
Total liabilities and sa-.
JAMES PATTI.
3w7
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THE iOnE Insurance COMPANY.
New York.

Total liabilities and surplus. $33, 4o6. 434 90
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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04
BLUE AND
DISCOURAGED
Mrs. Hamilton Tells How She
Finally Found Health in
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.

Warren. Ind.-"1 was bothered ter
ribly with female weakness. had pains
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04
A HAPPY CHILD
IN A FEW HOURS
WHEN CROSS, SICK, FEvERIsH,
TONGUE COATED OR BILIOUS
GIVE DELICIOUS SYRUP OF
FIGS"

Motherl look at the tongue! see IL 1t
is coated. If your child is l~istless,
dropping, isn't sleeping well. is restless,
doesn't eat heartily or is cross, irrit-
able, out OF sorts with everybody,
stomach sour, feverish, breath bad; has
s~tomachache, diarrhoea, Sore Throat
or is full of cold, it means the little
ones stomach. liver and 80 feet of
bowels are filled with poisOns and
clogged UP waste and need a gentle
thorough cleansing at once.
Give o. teaspoonful OF Syrup of Figs,
and in a few hours the foul, decaying
constructed matter, undigested food
sour bile will gently move on and
out Of its little bowels without nausea,
gripping or weakness, and YOU will
surely have a well and smiling child
shortly.
with syrup OF Figs you are not
drugging your children, being compos-
ed entirely of luscious figs, SIENNA and
aromatics it cannot be harmful, be-
sides they dearly love it's delicious
taste.
Mothers should always keep Syrup OF
Figs handy. 1t is the only stomach,
liver and bowel cleanser and regulator
needed--a little given today will save
n sick child tomorrow.
Full directions for children of all
ages and for grown-ups plainly print
ed on the package.
Ask your druggist for the full name,
syrup of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA,
prepared by the California Fig Syrup
Co. This lis the delicious tasting, gen.
nine old reliable. Refuse anything else
offered.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04

the energy Of sympathy and helpful
ness and counsel in their efforts to
rectify wrong, alleviate suffering, and
set the weak in the way Of strength
and hope. We have built up, more
over, a great system OF government,
which has stood through a long age Gs
in many respects a model for those
who seek to set liberty upon founda-
tons that will endure against fortui-
touS change, against storm and acct
dent. Our life contains every great
thing, and II contains it rich in album
Dance
But the evil has come with the good,
and muCh fine gold has been corroded.
With riches has come ineXcusable
waste. We have ~squandered a great
part of what we might have used, and
have n& stopped to conserve the ex-
ceeding bounty Of nature without
which our genius for enterprise would
have been worthless and impotent.
sCOrning TO be careful, shamefully
prodigal as well as admirably efficient.
We haV beer proud of our industrial
achievements, but we have not hith-
erto stopped thoughtfully enough tn
count the human cost, the cost of
lives snuffed out. Of energies overtaX-
ed and broken, the fearful physical
and spiritual cost to the men and
women and children upon whom the
dead weight and burden of it all has
fallen pitilessly the years through.
The grOans and agony Of it all had
not yet reached our ears, the solemn,
moving undeTtOne OF our life, coming
up out of the mines and factories and
out OF every home where the struggle
had It's intimate and familiar seat.
With the great government went many
deep secret things which we too long
delayed to look into and scrutiniZe
with candid, fearless eyes. The great
government We loved has too often
been made use of for private and self
ish purposes. and those who used 1t
had forgotten the people.
At last a vision has been vouch-
safed US of our life as a whole. We
see the VA with the good, the debased
and decadent with the sound and vital.
With this vision we approach new at
fairs. Our duty is to cleanse, TO re-
consider, to restore, to correct the
evil without impairing the good, to
purify and humaniZe every process
Of our common life without weakening
or sentimentaIizing ii. There has been
something crude and heartiess and
unfeeling in our haste to succeed and
be great. Our thought has been Let
every man look out for himself. let
every generation look out for itself"
while we reared giant machinery
which made it impossible that am
but those who stood at the levers CT
control should have a chance to look
out for themselves. We had not for
gotten our morals. We remembered
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04

Chamberlain's Tablets for Constipa-
ton.
For constipation, Chamberiain's
Tablets are excellent. Easy to take,
mild and gentle in effect. Give them
a trial. For sale by all dealers.
-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04
What's Said

= A. B. Taylor, Recorder: Auvergne
c~ommandery K. T. confers the oTder
of the temple this Tuesday evening at
1880 o'clock.
Mrs Schooley, Secretary: The
Yeomen will hold their regular meet
ing al s o'clock tonight in the A. o"
II. w. hall.
Margaret Jennings, Recording
Secretary: The Woman's. Catholic
Order Of Foresters will meet tonight
at Prizes hall at s o'clock. All mem
bers are requested to be present.
Alick Mattson, Secretary. The
Homesteaders will meet wednesday
evening March s. at 5 o'clock IN the
A. o. i. w. hall. All the officers elect
ed will please be on hand for install
lation. Refreshments will be served by
the committee.
J. p. johnson. Secretary: Mckinley
lodge No. 922 NJ. B. A. will meet We'd
,nesday evening at the Sons of Norway
hall. Every member should make an
effort to attend this meeting. A new
campaign for members has been
launched and this will be fully explain
ed at this meeting. Entertainment has
been provided for. Visiting members
cordially invited to attend.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04

"I began taking Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and am now in
good health. If it had not been for
that medicine I would have been in my
grave a long time ago."-Mrs. ARTIE e.
HAMILTON, r. Ed. No. 6. Warren, Ind.
Another Case.
Esmond, r. I.-"I write to tell you
how much good your medicine has done
me and to let other women know that
there is help for them. / suffered with
bearing down pains, headache, was ir-
regular and felt blue and depressed all
the time. I took Lydia e. Pinkham,s
Vegetable Compound and commemorate
gain in q short time and / am q well wo-
man today. I am on my feet from early
morning until late at night running d
boarding house and do all my own work.
I hope that many suffering women win
try d medicine. 1t makes happier
wives and mothers. ,sMrs. Anna HAM
SEN. Esrnond, Rhode Island.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04
Threw Away
His TRUSS!
Strenuous Old Sea Captain Fools the Doctors
and Cures Himself.

No man, woman or child who is rup-
tured-no matter how severely or a. what
age-need despair Of being cured.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04
STATIONS
SNOW.

8. r. aRAssB. Special Observer.
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Continued on Page Eight.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04

INC was not regular
head ached all
the time,I had bear
ing down pains and
my back hurt me the
biggest part of the
time, / was dizzy
and had weak feel
ings when / would
stoop over, it hurt
me to walk any dis
lance and / felt blue
and discouraged.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04

The case OF Captain Ceilings gives en-
couragement for all sufferers from rupture.
He suffered a double rupture--and was
confined to his bed for years. Physicians
examined his case and pronounced an
operation necessary. but he kept expert
menting on himself. Finally to the aston
ishment OF all, he cured his rnptures and
never had any return OF the trouble.
Capt. Ceilings sends his system to rup-
tnred people. re o VIII mail the coupon
below. Tor copy it) he Will send yen entirely
FREE, a trial of his process, so you can
test it In your own case. This costs you
nothing, and no ruptured man. omA or
child can AFFORD TO ignore it.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04

go, .shrivel, vanish. No more cotton
rings to make the corn sharper and
more bulgy, nc more bandages to stop
circulation and stick to the stocking,
no more salves to turn the flesh raw
and maxi the corn pull" no more
Knives or razors with danger Of bleed
ing and blood poisoning.
"GETS-IT" is painless. stops pain,
and Is absolutely harmless to healthy
flesh. Warts and bunions disappear.
"GETS-IT" gives immediate relief,
"GETS-IT"' is sold at druggists at
70 a bottle, or sent on receipt of
price to e. Lawrence & Co, Chicago.
Sold in Fargo by Fout & Porterfeld,
Bruce Crusoe, Owl Drug Co.
-AdVt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-04
''oH! OILY"
Try "GETs-IT," the Painless New-PIan
Corn Cure. See YOUR COrns van
af fWb Fw n uuPrw

"Whew! hurts way up to nv heart,
I've tried almost everything FOR corns!"
Corn sufferers, cornless 10y ts at
hand! "GETS-IT" is the only real en-
envy any corn ever had. Put GETS
IT" on in 2 seconds, and away they
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-01
Fowlette
Poultry
Market
1146 So. ID

j. COzza & Son
All Breeds Look Alike to Us.
We buy and sell for table
use. II you have any chickens,
turkeys, geese, ducks, pigeons,
rabbits. or anything in the
poultry line we will buy 1t.
III you want nice fat
chicken for your Sunday din
ner, we have It.
Phone Main 475.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-17
Almarpos In Pepys' Time.

The almanacs Of Mr.. Pepys' time
were overwhelmingly Of the p%rognost1-
cation order, and he enjoyed them
much as we enjoy old Moore now.
Thus, on June IA, 1867, eve read and
laughed at 1illy's prophecies this
month in his Almanac this year."
The prophet certainly seems to have
made Il record bad shot. For, as tho
LORD Braybrooke notes, he observed:
""rAe several lunations Of this month
do Rther portend sea fights. wars, ETC.,
than give hopes of peace. particularly
the several CONGREGATIONS do very
much threaten Holland with a most
strange and unuyual loss at sea, 1t
they shall dare to fight his majesty's
forces. Strange news out Of
Holland, as If all were in an uproar.
We believe they are now in a sad and
fearful condition" And June, 1867,
saw thu Dutch in the Medway.-Lon-
don Express. .
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-17
The Bishops Tar Water.

The Endorsement Of a nostrum by 4
clergyman. above all by 4 bishop. has
for hundreds Of years been all that
was necessary to obtain recognition for
such u remedy from a believing public:
Bishop Berkeley set all Britain to
drinking tar water. Supposedly hav'
ing received benefit from the use OF tar
water when i'll OF the collie. he publish
ed a work on The Virtues Of Tar Wa.
ter" on which he said he had bestowed
more pains than on any OF his produc.
lions, and a few months before his
death he published his last work, Fur
Their Thoughts on Tar Water" That
was in 1853. That tar water had not
passed ont Of favor IN rural England
in the time Of Charles Dickens is made
evident In a laughabIe incident In
Great Expectations" where Pip. by a
substitution OF tar water IN a bottle Of
wine, gives Uncle Pumblechook. corn
chandler and scotsman, opportunity to
take a long swig Of Bishop B%erkeley's
cure.all, much to that eminent seeds
mans establishment and disgust. Pail
Mall Gazette.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-17
Ruskin on Doctors Fees.

The problem Of the doctor and his
fee was admirably stated by Ruskin
in his "Crown Of Wild Olive" Writing
Of doctors, he said: They like fees, no
d~oubt-ought to like them---yet il they
are brave and well educated the entire
object Of their lives is not fees. They,
on the whole, desire to cure the sick
and-if they. are good doctors and the
choice were fairly put to them-would
rather cure their patient and lose their
fee than kill him and get it. And so
with all other brave and rightly trained
men their work is first, their fee Sec
ond-very important always, but still
second."-London Standard.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-17
HELD COURT IN A RIVER.
Tho Attorney Was In . Hurry, and the
JUDGE Was Accommodating.


TO act in Il legal capacity while en-
joying n morning swim-surely Il
unique record In the annals Of law
once fell to the lot Of Vice Chancellor
Slladwell. 49, W. b =
The then Duke Of Newcastle had
commenced to cut down the timber ut
Clumber IN such Il rapid and wholesale
manner as to raise the anger OF his
eldest son, Lord Lincoln, who, finding
ex]postulatiOn useless, turned to the
law and sought an injunction to re-
strain his father. Although it was
long vacation, he ordered his solicitor
to press matters forward, for the mag
niticent trees were falling ut an alarm
Ing rate. ~
50 up to town posted the attorney
and had the atiidavits drawn up the
same night. The following morning
he repaired to the vice c%hancellor's
house on the banks Of the Thames, to
find on his arrival that the chancellor
had gone for his mornings swim.
With exemplary presence of mind he
chartered a boat and after Il stiff pull
came up with the judge and ut once
stated his case. Meanwhile the vice
chancellor trod water and. on the ill.,
junction being formally applied for.
granted it forthwith and resumed his
"win.-Tit-Bits. .l-r .' H..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-17
Enoiand's Basket Justices"

Centuries ago justice In England
was not administered nearly so i'm
partially as it is now. There were the
"basket Justices" who received their
nickname from the presents openly
handed up to them In court by suitors.
And in more recent times there were
the "trading Justices" satirized by
Fielding in "Amelia." Townsend. the
celebrated Bow street runner, In his
evidence before q parliamentary COM
mittee in 1916 described how these
justices used to issue patches Of war
rants every day ito take up all the
poor devils on the streets so as to
charge then g. I'D. each as bail. Only
the penniless offenders were sent to
gaol, and a mornings work would
sometimes produce flO $780," after
which the worthy magistrate and his
clerk would adjourn to Il neighborlng
hosiery for refreshment. - London
Graphic.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-17
Whore tho Earth's Crust 10 1hinnest.

VUOrO SV0 SNVSUO ~VuSS - uu'U'0os'
Italy Is visited by an excessive
number Of earthquakes and volcanic
disturbances because 1t Is the newest
part of the earth's surface" declares
NJ. Peprett of Paris, a French geolo.
gist Of authority. People. especially
those living in the western hemis-
phere, look upon Europe and all OF the
eastern hemisphere. in fact. as the "old
world" which. taken one way. Is right.
But In the matter Of the formation Of
the earth's crust. which biologists now
agree is the result OF the cooling Of the
great molten mass that makes our
earth. it 20 happened that the section
round about Italy was the last to cool
and consequently has not yet cooled to
so great a depth as other portions Of
the world. This, then. makes Italy
the newest part of the worlds surface.
ii our geologfsts1a are correct IN their es-
timation regarding the tardiness III the
cooling Of that particular section
New York American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-04-17
His Masterpiece.

The greatest comic artist In the world
drew IL c%aricature OF a woman's hat
The picture was SO funny that he al
most had to laugh ut 1t himself, but
when he showed it to his wife she
never cracked u smile.
Don't you like it," inquired the art.
list.
Like it," she replied. "Of course
l like it. It's the dearest, sweetest.
loveliest hat I ever saw in my life.
Why do you waste your time OH those
horrid comic pictures when you are
capable Of designing beautiful things
like this? I'm going right down and
have my milliner make me one just
like It"
And she did.
Moral.-You can't caricature a wo'
mans hat.-London Tit-Bits.