The chronicle=news., 1913-02-28
CAVALIER LANDS
GEM BEDECkeD

New York. Feb. :S.-Ah ia-ia.ln!
1t IL Mile, Cava,ieri. mes cnfants.
Just watch her sparkle Sb" spark
/ les. yes. that IL. sparkles like the so
grand sign of electric lamps COM
| posing an advertisement for the bit.
tcrs OF the stomach on Broadway. She
Is II peranbuiatinG trcasnr" house.
is this fair Lima.
Emcralds. Name OF name of n
dog-such encralds AZ those appcr-
tanning to la jolIe Lina's fingers.
Pearls. StOnnch bluc-thcy ARE hung
| about her neck like shoe buttons'
And diamonds. Sacred male cat
she has OF diamonds enough 10 cN-
tinsuIsh tn" eye OF Broadway.
Our Lima. she stood and sparklcd
lIt,l. sparkles on the deck OF the
| Kaiser Wilhelm u. ms II came up the
bay yesterday and shc explained for
the gentlemen OF the press the APP
raiscmcni ON hcrseif-ol her jewels
Sublime. Magnificent.
Viola" says Allie. Lima. This
rope of pretty pearls. II Is OF value
of $4,000. The czar OF Russia
makes OF II II present 10 me once
when I dance before him.
And attend. these pretty cm"r.
aids on my finIcrs-onc. two. three
pretty cmcraidx. They make for them
selves II value OF $16.000. is IL not?"
Tho divine Lima waves her So
white and so-littlc hands. and behold
II tug by Governors Island blows It's
II sees fire aboard the Kaiser VIII
helm.
Sh" takes from her muf mother
oi-pcar vanity case cncrnstcd with
diamonds. Name Of a poisoned rat.
they arc like white fire let loose from
n dark cIosct Mile. Lima opens the
vanity ease. makcs keen inspection
OF her nosc-the nose like tho hud-
ding tea ros"-in the glass within.
then powders the tip oil her sn-dcar
nos" nnd makes remark:
"Ah. this little plaything. the dar-
ling prince ot Monaco Is by way Of
making me a Kilt of this little play
thing.
How much arc my jewels Of val
ne. YOU ask me- Oh. tra-la-la. who
can say have mad. the dcclara-
tion Of S:.5OO.UO1. Perhaps they are
OF u value such M that. perhaps lcss
Mayl.. more. Who can say?
Correct. mes enfants. have
great love for jewels. also for hat.
Attend! That hat I am wearing II
L. dcrnicr cri-thc uliimn'. scream.
guaEc. Positively til" ultimate
scream: I made IL myself. I make all
my hats. II II not PERFECTION"
All vraimcnt. little ones! That
ciInxinE hat with tho red. red plume
coilIng all around II and trailing
dc"~ --d down In the rear was an
angels kiss.
Won I've my Jewels. YOU like my
hat: you should taste my spaghetti.
continued this little friend OF kingx.
My spaEhctti-how shall I xay II:
1t In the last whisper In delicious
ness. With these hands cook 1t.
All truly. ! have three ambitions
In life. Give ear: They are to have
jewels. to have hats and TO have spa
ghcui. There you have It,"
One OF the so-brave gentlemen OF
the press vcnturcd this:
You are 80 beau,irui: You have
the sccrc; OF beauty. What is II.
little sister of the stars"
Spaghetti" answered IL belle IL
rn. Always and only spaghetti.
Eat spaghetti and oyu will he beau
tiful as the dawn in spring"
Lima Viewed again tho tip OF her
uOs" III tnC i'TIure u" UVHa'o VANITY
case. IT, was perfect.
Your Mayor Gaynor is u horrid
old--a horrid old geczcr' ! have said
it," declared tho petite song bird.
who once had n giraffe-painting hus-
band named Chandler. hut 50 quickly
tired OF his mural art.
My manager in this country went
to sec your horIid old mayor and
nsked him the permission that
should sing to tho poor rom the steps
of your hotel dc yilic--your city hall
What did your perky old mayor do"
Refuse
IAN my life | have delighted 10
, sing to the poor people. II was my
hearts desire to sing from the city
hall steps. Now must sing in n the
atrc whore admission is charged.
That breaks my heart. II profoundly
desiccates my feelings"
The angelic Lima was accompanied
my children. by Lucicn Muratonc.
who Is n very large and handsome
man. and who sings In tho tenor
voice, and by Edouard Tournon. who
is also handsome and musical di-
rector.