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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
His Prize Garden.

Somebody asked old Doc Quigley
why he didn't trim off his scraggly
beard.
"Not on your lifc," he replied.
Them whiskers is tn only thing I
ever had any luck in raisin'-an' 1t
took me seven days a week an twen-
ty-four hours a day for twenty.three
years to bring 'em to their present
state Of acknowledgements Plain
Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
i DARING SCOUT.
III, Quick Wit Fooled tbs Fsdsrs's ans
Saved His Neck.

Saved His Meek.
Vst Bowie, a scout for the Confcder'
ate army, was a young Marylandslaw-
yer at the time the great connlcs De.
gan. After mouths Of successful WORK
he was captured and taken to wash
ington and sentenced to be hanged.
he made his escape. and in ION a
ardous Service w. G, Beymcr tens OF
the weeks that he was followed BY Sc
Croft service men and small details OF
Federal cavalry and how BY bis very
| audacity aud quick wit he escaped re.
capture.
He Numbered into a camp Of them
one morning at dawn and saw instant
ly TINT retreat was impossible; they
we're ready to open fre with a dozen
! r%eyoIvers. Without hesitatiorishe strobe
IN to the men and shouted Indignantly:
"You make mighty free with my
rails! With all this wood round you
did not need to burn my fences" dc
seemed very angry.
who are you" a corporal STAN
mered.
"The owner Of the rails, Of course"
And then, apparently somewhat mol
| lifted. he went on: "Well, well! War
is war. but don't do any more damage
than you ear help, boys" he sat
| down with them to their breakfast and
chatted with them pleasantly. One OF
! them asked II lie had seen Wat Bowie
and described him accurately. At the
description they all stared at him ana
moved uneasily, in doubt as to what
was to be done. He Tailed with the
description in every respect. But bis
tnsolence in walking up to them and
| upbraiding them for burning chs
rails made them doubt their own eyes.
"Why, yes" he drawled. swat Bo.
vie was in these parts last week I
know him well. They say he has gone
to the north part Of the county, where
he halls from. 1 don't, Know. though.
as to that" VI Il
Then rising and stretching himself
; he looked down into their doubt filled
eyes and laughed at them-laushed in
| their very faces-and said:
"Im glad you all met me on M own
| land. You might have made trouble
| for me elsewhere, for they all say 1
look like him a lot. Goodby. boys!
| Good luck!W
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
MAKING q Choice.

Don't you love the merry prattle Of
the children"
Yes replied Mr.. Growcher. with
some hesitation-"that is to say. I'd
rather hear Freddie and Willie prattle
than learning to play the bugle and the
snare drum. Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Canine Tomatoes.

"Our sporting editor took the place Of
the Home Hints editor yesterday"
Anything happen|
"a lady who wrote asking how to
can tomatoes vas told to get an old can
and piece Of string, then to catch her
tomato and to proceed the same as IL
canning a dOg."-H0uston Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
An Old Game.

""Has your wife found a house that
suits hcr?"
Eyes: but don't say anything about
it. Just now she's III blufiDg the land
lord that she won't take it unless he
redecorates the pnrlor and three bed
rooms."-Detroit Free Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Gaelic.

Gaelic is the language Of the high
landers Of Scotland. The name belongs
also to the sister languages Of Ireland
and the Isle Of Man. but these have
other names more commonly applied
to them-1rish and Mainland the
term Gaelic is, usually reserved for
that spoken in Scotland. The three
languages were originally n and
now stand in much the same relation
to each other that broad Scotch does
to kings English.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Attic Mixed:

Sportsman wonder what's become
Of Mike? ! told him to meet me here.
Driver-Ach, it's no use tellin' him
anything! Shure, SORT. ut just goes
in at wan, ear and out at the other,
like watber of a ducks back!-Lon-
don Tit-Bits.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Babx TaIk.

Was there ever a baby that said
'choo-choo cars" without being taught.
to say It? One would be credulous in
deed to believe It. Baby talk IL ordi.;
narily the mature product Of persons
ranging in ages from twenty to sew
enty. They only put it Of on the ba4
bies,-kansas City Star. \
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Thsn she Got Mad.

i've never seen the man yet" she
declared. who couldn't be made a fool
Of by a pretty woman"
"Um" he replied. "Of course you.
I take It, have studied the matter from
the standpoint Of the innocent BY.
stander."-PhiladelphiaL Ledger.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
The Compliment.

"Oh, ma, l passed, and tn teacher
spoke about me particularly. 1t made
my face red to hear her"
THAT was fine! What did she say
about you, DEAR?
"she said she never expected I'd
pass at all."-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
JUDGE md yusties.

Her Witness-You know that justice
Is blind. Fair Defendant adding the
finishing touches to her tDilet)-T know
that justice is blind; but, thank good.
ness, the Judge Is not-Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
All the Difference.

Society dropped the De Lacys be
Cause they had a skeleton in their
closet. / understand
"No-because they didn't keep II
there.r-Cleyeland Leader.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
The Way II Felt.

Here's something queer said the.
dentist "You say this tooth has never
been worked on before. but find
small fakes Of gold on my Instru-
ment."
81 think you must have struck my
back collar button" replied the VIC
tim.-Philadelphla Ledger.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Family Division.

Friend-So that Is your little boy?
He looks very intelligent. Proud Nam
ma-Just as I was at bis age. Ny
daughter, now, is more like her father,
Nos Loisirs.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Tho Al Of 1aikina saek.

Tho Art Of Talking Back.
II hardly know how to answer you,"'
said she when the soft voiced widower
proposed.
II would not let that worry me" said
he soothingly. THAT is something q
woman learns perfectly soon after mar,
riage."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Comparisons.

"Ti1ose old warriors must have lsok-
ed g~rotesque in their elaborate armor."
Eyes; almost as grotesque as a man
In baseball catcher's outfit or a foot
ball suit."-Exchange.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
The Partv nm,

Hubby-Why didn't youGcomssto tho
door and let me int Wife, couldn't.
George. Our neighbor was talking to.
somebody, and, I was at the phone
Cleveland Plain Dealer. s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
MISPLACED sympathy

You don't mean to say that Dugeon
Is dead?"
Eyes. sir; and l married his widow"
Dear me! You don't say! Poor fel-
low"
Don't be at all sorry for him, old
man. He has the laugh on me all
right."-Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Takino All tho Blame.

II was a fool ever to marry YOU"
sobbed Mrs. Winks.
Nov, my DEAR" said Winks nob)y.
II cannot permit you to take the blame
for that. 1t was l who was the fool
for ever asking you. Tue mistake was
not yours, but mine" Harper's
Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
noreet;c Science Applied.

Demosthenes was practicing oratory
With pebbles in his mouth.
aFine! We assured him. You can
faIt while eating your wife's biscuits."
New York Sun.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
Same Thing.

1Eo - ONIU1 1I.slsslID h54S.ls y q ~
Wife (bitterly)-How can you talk
that way? You know that ] never
poster you for money. Hub-No. but
the people you buy things from do
Boston Transcript.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
The Prinuipal,ssJast.

Notwithstanding new little boy
who's crying so hard says his name Is
Nose. Principal-Evtdentlx an abbre-
viation Of MISUNDERSTANDING.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
stranas Truth.

h. Strange Truth.
They say that love will go where it
is sent. It appears to be always sent
after tile girl Will, Il rich father. Why
is 1t thuswise:-New Orleans Picayune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17
AZ the Weddinn,

Brides Mother-were yeu nervous,
during the ceremony Br1ds-Wel. i
lost my SELF possession when papa
gave me away to Charley.-Judse.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17

The mole would i've beneath the
ground, and nature closed his eyes,
Henry Drumnond.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17

Few things are impossible to dih.
ysncs and skill.-eamusl johnson.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17

The man who 10 not afraid q failure
seldom has Ia, face II
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-07-17

By being happy We SOW Anonymous
benefits upon tlls world.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-05
KINGS CUTTER WINS
AT COWES REGATTA

COWES. Isle OF Wight, Aug. A.-King
George, ON board his veteran cutter. Brit =
annia, at the Cowes regatta today won
the Satanlta cup. a handicap for cut
ters, yawls and ketches, presented by
Sir Maurice Fitzgerald.
The Britannia which had not raced
at Cowes for nearly fifteen years, was
the scratch boat The other competitors
were the yawl Wendur and the ketches
Junar and Cariad.
The royal cutter was FIRST away on
the thirty-nine mile course and soon es-
tablished strong lead. She won cas-
lily
The yachting week opened In fine
weather and with better entry of boats
than there has been for years. Besides
King George and Queen Mary, the duke
and duchess of Connaught and Prince
Henry OF Prussia. brother OF the Ger
man emperor, were present
The new schooner Yacht Marghs rite
designed by c. E. Nicholson OF Gosport,
who Is to build the challenger for the
Americas s cup, Won the big schoon er
race today, defeating Herr Krupp Won
Boplen und Halbach's Germania and the
German emperor's Meteor In the order
named, over forty-six mile course
PRINCE Henry Of Prussia was on board
the Meteor
Mr.. and Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt Of
New York were among the dinner guests
OF King George and Queen Mary this
evening on board the royal yacht Victo-
ria and Albert
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-05

PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 4.-C7eyela nd s
winning streak was broken here today,
Philadelphia outplayinG the visitors In all
departments and winning. : TO /. Shaw
key held his opponents down to two
singles and he was given grand support.
especially by Barry, Collins, Strunk and
McInnls.
Philadelphia knocked Falllenberg off
the rubber in three innings and his sue
cessor, Kahler. was driven into retire
mont in the seventh session. Dashner a
southpaw from the Maysville, Ky. team,
stopped the home teams smuggling In the
after part OF the game.
Passes TO Eddie Murphy and Collins.
with singles by Baker and Mclnnis and
an error by Graney, gave the home team
two runs In tho first inning. Singles by
Baker and McInnis and OldrinGs double
scored two more In the third, and
Shawkey's double, with singles by Muir
ply. Strunk and Baker. an error by Lei
bold and Dashner's wild pitch. scored
three more In the seventh. Cleveland 9
run was due to an error by Baker on
grounder, Lajoie's single and
Turner's sacrifice fly. Jackson failed TO
get hit In three times at bat and Col
Inns was struck out three times
Pitcher Coombs. who has been recov-
ering from an attack Of typhoid fever,
rejoined the Philadelphia team today.
CLEVELAND PHILADELPHIA
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-05
OGDEN STARTS
MORT HERN TRIP
Special to The Tribune.

special 10 Inc ITlDuDe,
OGDEN, Aug, 4.-The personnel o! the
Ogden Knightmen did not include Muir
ray and Feits. outtielders. when the
club, accompanied by Captain Quigleys
Helena crew. departed for the north at
8 o'clock this afternoon. Murray was
being released from the local club and
ne will replace Dorch in center field.
the latter being switched 10 right. This
vii give Helene two regular eatchers:
Gibson In right field the whole task
OF backstopping had fallen to Crit for
the past several weeks.
There has been considerable dtssatis-
faction expressed by the fans over the
release OF Felts who is youngster
believed by many to be worth retaining
for future Development Along with the
expressions of doubt as to the good
Judgment of the management there is
the charge that Felts was not given a
square deal by his teammates who sought
Jack Murray. Belts has received Of
iers OF places with two well-known clubs
In the west. but has not yet forwarded
an official acceptance of either offer.
with the addition OF Paul Cobb nd
Ray Blausser, who arrived from Roa-
noke. Va, yesterday, the local manage
ment is not SO much Interested in maxi
Ing q strong finish this season as In
laying the foundation for q fast club for
1914 The league directors are deter
mined TO make no experiment next sea-
son: the Ogden club VIII be started off
In 1914 with high -saIaried PLAYERS who
will keep pace with all of the Ameri-
can association players other cities may
be pleased TO import
For the opening of the first norther,
series Blausser will take "Rube" Levy;
place at second, Wessler TO be switched
back 10 right field Paul Cobb. who
viii doubtless become one OF the cIasy
\ outhelders Of the league. IL TO replace
Murray in center.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-05
.PELKY GIVES VIEWS
ON HIS POSITION
Is Ready to Fight Through
All Opposition; Rivers and
Cross Matched.
By H. M, WALKER.

By International News Service.
LOS ANGELES, Aug. Arthur Pelky,
generally accepted as the heavyweight
champion of the world tonight made a
statement that should win for aim the
respect OF every sporting man in Amer
ica.
some people say that ! am a fluke
champion" said the big Canadian as
ne sat In his dressing room at a local
theater ready TO answer the call boy.
Maybe / am. perhaps IN the real thing.
don't know the answer myself, but
we will soon find out all about il.
II claim no credit for beating poor
Luther McCarty, but the title has been
forced on me and I'm going to defend
it. / am ready to fight myself through
all opposition. Any heavyweight that Is
entitled to a match will get it 40 long
as 1 hold my present position
Pelky will cut short his stage work
and return to the ring no later than
the last week in September.
Charley Miller the San Francisco mo-
torman. Will be Pelky's first opponent,
the big men TO meet In scheduled
twenty round contest before the Pacific
Athletic club at Vernon.
Joe Rivers and Leach Cross were this
afternoon matched 10 box twenty rounds
before the Pacific Athletic club in the
Vernon arena on the afternoon of Labor
day. The boys will fight for 55 per
cent of the gross receips. and will make
l33 pounds several hours before the bat
tie. Cross will train at Doyle's camp
and Rivers will work at Venice
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-05

PITTSBURG Aug. 4--Demaree's great
pitching won for New York from Pitts
l. Singles ny Snodgrass. Burns and
Fletcher gave the visitors their first run.
In the seventh. when Murray and Snod
grass started double steal Simon
bluffed Murray ten feet off third. but
threw wild TO left field. giving the Giants
the winning run. Chief Wilson's three
bag2er and EioX's out gave the Pirates
tnelr only run in the eighth With Hyatt
up in pinch and Butler on first in this
inning. McGraw took ont Demarce and
sent IN the eft-handed Marquard Clark
also switched. sending Hendrix TO bat in
place Of HYATT Marquard struck him
OUT. Camnltz pitched a good game
chief Meyers had his right thumb split
hy foul tip in the third and had to re-
tiIe.
NEW YORK -PiTTsBURG
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-05

THE handsome athlete shown In the
accompanying cut is Charles Wes-
ley Simpson, ono OF our best-known
young men. The monogram over his
generous heart does not Indicate Agri-
cultural college or Gamers association,
but Alta club for. be it known. Mr..
Simpson is the famous left fielder OF
that orga nization's baseball team. and
will positively appear in that position
on Saturday afternoon during the game
with the University club.
For the price OF one admission ticket
persons may on that occasion see Mr.,
Simpson. as well as the remaining play
crs. Manager Lester d. Freed OF the
Alta club tea sm is entirely confident OF
success "f have all the members show
ing up in the morning for light billiard
exercise and in the afternoons they riff
ne the cards al bridge for a couple Of
hours. Every man Is In perfect condt-
iion, and. barring accidents. We should
win ca silly"
MIR. Freed said that his Alta club team
had been uniformly successful this sea
son under his management II has lost
every game played. but Mr.. Freed has
a ss satisfactory explanation. which he fur
nshes by request for each defeat, and
he also urges In eNtenuatton that his
teammates have PLAYED only few
games
Saturdays game Will begin promptly
az o'clock and the proceeds will so to
charity.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-05
BIKE RIDERS FEUD
STILL UNSETTLED
Clash Is Feared Between Reg
uIars and "Outlaws" at
Meeting Tomorrow.
Special to The Tribune,


NEWARK, Aug. although the
rival promoters in the cycle racing war
that has been waged in this city for
the last few weeks have apparently
kissed and made up the same cannot
be said Of the bicycle riders that have
been competing at the motordrome and
the velodrome, as was evidenced by
the feeling shown at the race meet at
the velodrome yesterday afternoon.
Impromptu battles were narrowly
averted. The feeling was acute and
ride at the velodrome, which looks
likely al the present time, conditions
may be at the point where pitched bat
ties will be the order of the day,
The motordrome outlaws ap-
peared at the meet yesterday and
taunted the velodrome riders and train
ers so much that at one time it seemed
bottle throwing and pump welding
would be the main events On the pro-
gramme. The dove Of peace was 1utter-
ing around. but took an awful chance
by so doing, as safety seemed TO lay
in fight. The feeling runs high in the
local field at the present time and may
be brought TO crisis at the scheduled
meeting OF the velodrome riders at
the rooms Of local athletic club on
Wednesday. At that meeting much in
the nature of the inside of the capt.
ulation of the velodrome owners may
be revealed
Mcssrs. Million and Chapman have
promised TO attend and the proceed
ings give promise of having tabasco
6avor.
Although the velodrome riders have
said that they will bar the motordrome
riders for 'Nife,' the feeling around
the velodrome is that the velodrome
riders will listen TO the singing of the
almighty dollar and agree to the return
Of the terrible outlaws
That the road Of the latter is bound
to be hard is foregone conclusion, as
they have done their utmost to put
crlmp IN the bicycle game as far as
the velodrome riders are concerned.
At the races Jackie Clarke was the
bright and shining star, Jackie not
only defeated Alfred GoulIet in two
straight heats of match, but also
won the ten-mile professional open
from Hehir, Thomas, Goullet and
Grenda after receiving a fine pull from
Grenda
Frank Kramer (scratch) won the
half mile handicap, ably assisted by
lver Lawson, over Krebs as vardsl,
Ryan go YARDS and Stefani (45
yards), in 81 As seconds.
Hehir won the miss and out for the
professionals from Walker and Jokus
and the mile tandem race resulted in
a win for Grenda and Hehir, with
Fogler and Loftes second and Cam.
erou and Jokus third
Donald McDougall won the two.mile
amateur championship from Aubrey
Taylor, Eddie Madden and William
Petit.
McDougall also won the one-mile
handicap from scratch. Taylor us
yards) and Krushel (35 yards) at
Philadelphia Saturday, Finley de.
feated Anderson and Pye in a fifteen.
mile paced race and Frank Kramer
won the invitation sprint race.
Grenda and Cavauaugh being tied FOR
second.
At Boston, Jimmie Moran heat
George Wiley in twenty-five mile
paced match Saturday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-05
DODGERS DRUB
CUBS IN BATTLE

CHICAGO, Aug. 4-Brooklyn defeated
Chicago, TO ]. today by punching hits
of Moore and Pierce. Allen was on the
mound for the visitors and. although he
issued seven bases on balls. ne pitched
airtight ball In the pinches and with the
aid Of good fielding prevented the locals
from scoring
Manager Everss men had the bases
full twice, but were unable 10 force a
man across the plate. Cutshaw ives the
leader at the bat. making two home runs.
The first wes made in the initial inning
and the other in the seventh. when ne
scored Fisher and Sheer ahead Of him.
6hortstop Fishers error on Leach's
grounder paved the way TO Chlca go's lone
run.
ERoOKI. -rTITcl6n
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-05
WONDERS
BEAT SENATORS

WASHINGTON, Aug. 4.-The Chicago
White Cox lived up TO their reputation
as "hitiess wonders here today when
they defeated Washington In the first OF
q four-game series to g. The visitors
were outbatted more than two to one,
bat their hits. coupled with Washing
tons misplays and two bases on balls
bv Fngel, who started for Washington,
gave them a lead which Washington
could not overcome. Both EngeI and
Russell were forced 10 retire the latter
after two were out. when Washington
secured a double 2 home run and triple
In the second. Rain halted the game at
that point for half an hour. Cicotte went
In when play was resumed and with
brilliant support held Washington 10 one
run In the remainder OF the game.
Hughes held Chicago hitless the last four
innings,
CHICAGO. wAsRINGTON