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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-12

Il sounds queer to take q blood bath
but that is percisely the effect OF most
remarkable remedy known as 8. s. S. 1t
has the peculiar action Of soaking
through the intestines directly into tho
blood. In FIVE minutes its influence is at
work in every artery, vein and tiny capil-
larry. Every membrane. every organ OF
tho body, every enunctory becomes In
effect q hlter to strain the blod of I'M
purities The stimulating properties Of
s. 8. 8. compel the skin, liver, bowels,
kidneys. bladder to all work to the one
end OF casting out every Irritating, every
pain.infficting atom Of poison: 1t dislodges
by irrigation all accumulations in the
FONTS, dissolves acid accretions, renders
them neutral and scatters those peculiar
formations in the nerve centers that
cause such mystifying and often battling
rheumatic pains.
And best Of all. this remarkable rem.
edy is welcome to the weakest stomach.
II you have drugged yourself until your
stomach Is nearly paralyzed, you will be-
astonished to find that 8. s. S. gives no
sensation but goes right to work. This
Il because It Is a pure vegetable infusion,
Is taken naturally into your blood Just as
pure air II inhaled naturally into your
lungs.
,,,:M:::,sz;S g 5cIc-c :: fccSecttng. nrnd,lc.
ing and placing in the hands Of the pub.
iic this wonderful remedy. So give your
blood . good bath with s. s. s.. for It
knocks the worst forms Of rheumatism
every time.
You can get 1t at any drug store at
600 a bottle. It Is standard remedy,
rocognized everywhere as the greatest
blood specific over discovered. II yours
Il Z peculiar case and you desire expert
ADVICE, write to Tho Swift Specific Co..
l27 swift Bldg. Atlanta. Ga.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-12

you do to him next!"
II give him a nerve treatment. A
jack-rabbit jumped at him this morn
ing and he bolted to the outside fence
Larry forced his employer to q seat
then. securing q firm hold Of the flesh
began to discourse learnedly upor
anatomy and hygiene, the while hi
victim writhed. It was evident thai
the cattlemen were intensely interest
ed. "Well. sir, when I first got hin
his sploven was in terrible shape,
said Larry. I'm fact, never saw
such a"
what was in terrible shape?" ven
tured the tenor.
Ills sploven."
"Sploven! Is that q locality or Z
beverage?"
Glass glowered at the cause Of the
interruption. IT'S a nerve-center, o.
counsel" Then to the others, he rar
on, Klibly: 1.-THE treatment was sim
pie. but it took time. You see. had
to first trace his bedildo to its source
like this" He thrust q finger into
Wally's back and plowed furrow up
ward. "You see" He paused. tEt
umphantly. "A fore-shortened bedildo!
It amt we'll yet" ~+s
"Can man run fast with. one Of
them?" inquired Willie.
Certainly, cer-tain.ly-provided. OF
course, that the percentage Of sDelldif
fer in the blood offsets it."
Both cowboys came closer now, and
hung eagerly upon every word.
"And-does 1t do-that?" they ques
toned, while Fresno suggested that II
was not easy to tell without bleeding
the patient. ~,
mo. mol You can hear the spell
differs" Glass motioned to Willie
PUT your ear to his chest. Heal
anything?"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-12

Ordinarily -hy6rids DO NOT occuf q -
rins life. This II remarkable. % heol.
ogists observed. when various related
sea creatures spawn IN the same va
tsrs. We succeeded. howevss, In Ter
tilixing sea urchin eggs With seafnsh
sperm by introducing certain amount
OF alkalinity into the water"
Professor Loeb explained that the
eggs Of frogs were started on the road
to development BY merely puncturing
them. This. he said. convinced him
that the breaking Of the outside OF the
egg was the important factor, accom-
plished In nature by chemical action OF
the spermatzoon, In his eArlier expert
ments by chemical dissolution Of its
natural protection. Experiments both
with naturally fortified and artincially
fertilized eggs. he said. showed that the
FIRST effect Of the formation OF the halo
was to increase civilization SIX times.
This oxidiza ton. he said, was the force
which stirred the cell to developmsut
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-12

"stand stllI or IN WaiIop You'll"
wouldn't surprise me a bit II I'd be TOO
sick to run by Saturday"
"Oh. NO: you don't get pneamony
but once"
"And, besides" Fresno added. 1T
wouldn't have time to show up by
Saturday"
Get that Ice chest out Of my room.
that's all: It makes the air damp"
mo indeed!" said Still Bill. Were
goin' to zee that you use it regular"
Then q Glass he Inquired: what Do
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-12

Hearts poundin' like q calls at q
brandin'."
(Which proves it," proudly asserted
the trainer. "Barrin' accidents, Mr.,
Speed will be in the pink Of condition
by Saturday"
The cowmen beamed benignantly.
That's fne!"
1--WE are sure pleased, and we've got
something for you, Mr.. Speed. Come
on, Mr.. Fresno, and give US hand
Well bring it in"
cts q present." exclaimed the ath.
lete, brightly, when the three had gone
out. "They seem more friendly this
morning"
"Yes!" Glass laughed, mirthlessiy.
''They think you're going to win"
"Well, how do you know I can't
win? You never saw this cook run
II don't have to; I've seen you"
Gust the same, I'm in pretty good
shape. Maybe could run II really
tried"
"Send yourself along. kid. It won't
harm you none." The speaker famed
himself, and took seat in the cosey'
corner.
"Ahl Here they come, bearing
gifts" Speed rose in pleased expec'
fancy. II wonder what it can be :"
The three who had just left re-en'
tered the room, carrying q trayload Of
thick railroad crockery.
We've brought your breakfast to
you," explained Slower. WED like you
to eat alone till after the race" Still
! Bill began to whittle what appeared t.
be q blood.rare piece Of flesh. while
Willie awkwardly arranged the dtshes
"You want me to eat - we'll - sleeT
hereT
Exactly"
"oh, I can't do thati I'm sorry
but"
Don't make N insist. Willie locked
up from his tray. and Glass raised Z
moist hand and said:
Don't make 'em insist"
With fascinated stare Speed drew
nearer to Slower and examined the
meat bone.
'why-why, that's raw!" he ex
claimed.
Does look rar,." agreed The fore
man.
Then take 1t out and build Q Are
under II. I'll consent to eat here, but
won't turn canaibal. even to please
you"
'1'm sorry" seover did not inter
rupt his carving. -
"Your diet amt been right ex
planned Willie. You amt Wild enough
to suit u.s."
els this . joke?"
I'VE amt never 3oked with you Ut
have we7s
No. But
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-12
HOW TO MAKE YOUR.
HAIR BEAUTIFUL
Ten Minutes Home Treatment Works
Wonders, Stops Falling Hair, Itch.
lns Scalp and ,Dandruff and Makes
ths Hair Soft, Brilliant,
Is. lustrous and Fluffy.

Better than all the so-called hair
tonics'' in the world is a simple old
fashioned homo recipe consisting Of
plain Bay Rum, Lavona Ode composee,)
and q little Menthol Crystals. These
three mixed at home in q few minutes
work wonders with any. scalp. Try 1t
just one night and see Get from your
druggist 2. OF. Lavona, OF. Bay Rum
and u DIR. Menthol Crystals. Dissolve
the Crystals in the Bay Rum and pour
in an OF. bottle. Then add the La
vona, shake well and let it stand for
an hour before using. Apply 1t by put
ting little Of the mixture on soft
cloth. Draw this cloth slowly thru the
hair, taking Just one small strand at q
time. This cleanses the hair and scalp
OF dirt, dust and excessive oil and
makes the hair delightfully."- soft, lus--
trous and fluffy. To stop the hair from
falling and to make It grow again rub
the lotion briskly into the scalp with
the finger tips or . medium stiff brush.
Apply night and morning. A few days
use and you can not find a single loose
or struggling hair. They will be locked
on your scalp as tight as q wise. Dan
druff will disappear and itching cease.
In ten days you will ind fine doWny
new hairs sprouting up all over your
scalp and this new hair will grow with
wonderful rapidity.
Any druggist can sell you the above.
The prescription is very inexpensive
and We know of nothing 30 effective
and certain In its results.-Adv.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-12

Why Not 30, Allowed TO sIeep7
A patent has been granted New
Yorker for burglar alarm that awak-
ems a person by spraying him with
water as he lies asleep In bed.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-12


| nv next instant he uttered q
piercing shrek and leaped
from beneath the apparatus. upsettine
Glass. who rose in time to fling his
charge back into the deluge.
Let me out!" yelled tho athlete.
and, made another dash, at which his
guardian beloved:
Stand still or I'll wallop you!
What's got into you. anyhow"
The heads Of Slower and Willie.
thrust through the door, nodded with
qualification.
"It's got him livened up consider
able" quoth the former. Listen to
thati"
It seemed that Z battle must be In
progress behind the screen, for, min
gled with the gasping screams OF the
| athlete and the hoarse commands OF
the trainer, came sounds Of physical
contact. The barrel rocked upon It's
scaffold, the curtains swayed and
tapped violently.
STAND still"
'It's-it's as c-c-cold as icei"
mix! You're overheated, that's all. =
"Ow.w-w! Ooo-h-h! I'm dying!"
It'll do you good"
Hes certainly trainin' him some. y
said Slower.
Larry, I've got q cramp!"
at did harden him." acknowledged
Willie.
whats wrong with you. anyhow
demanded Glass.
Its not me, it's the w-w-water!"
Evidently Speed made a frantic
lunge here and escaped, for the flow
Of water ceased.
ut froze d-d-during the night oh-h!
I'm coldl"
"Cold, ehf Get onto that rubbing
board; I'll warm you"
An instant later the cowmen heard
the sounds Of violent shaping min
gled with groans.
go easy, say! I'll be black and
blue all-look out!-not 90 much IN
one spoti Owl" gs,y
Turn over!"
"He's spankin' him." said Slower I'd
miringly.
| Again the spatting arose, this tins
like the sound Of a musketry fusilade
during which Berkeley Fresno entered
by the other door.
Don't be 30 brutal" walled the
patient to his masseur.
I'm pretty near through. There!
Now get up and Dress" ordered the
trainer, who pushing his way out
through the blankets, halted at sight
Of the onlookers.
"How is he?" demanded Slower.
"He-he's trained to the minute. I'm
doin' my share, gents"
Sounds that way" acknowledged
Stover's companion. "Say, does it look
like we'd win?'
"Well. he Just breezed a mile In
forty, with his mouth open"
8 "A miller" Fresno queried.
"A mile2" Fresno Queried.
Eyes, regular mile-seven thou
sand I'VE hundred and thirty feet"
els forty good?" queried Willie.
Good? Why. Salvador never worked
no faster. Here he is now-look for
yourselves"
Speed appeared, partly clad, and
glowing with rich salmon pink.
Good morning." said Fresno pc
litely. II came In to see how you
liked the cold water"
$50 that was one Of your California
Jokes, Ell? Well, III"
Speed moved ominously in the d.
rection OF the tenor, but Willie checked
him.
I'VE put the ice in that bari, Mr.
Speed"
"You!"
| Willie and Slower nodded.
Then let me tell you expect to
have pneumonia from that bath" The
! youns man co3sAc3 Hc!!cwly. That's
the WAY I caught It once before, and II
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-03-12
Her Recitation.

Her Recitation.
"Put some spirit into It, child"
shouted the father, who is an actor.
Make some gestures. What is she
reciting, anyhow" he demanded OF
his wife. 'She won't need any ges-
lures with this" retorted the latter.
"she is reciting the multiplication
table,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-24
And Not Very Many Persons
in the State Get No.
Teachers Grades.
80 ees.ssse..nssneslI

CHsARLESTiON, May ~ The
department of schools has completed
the compiling of the report showing
the number Of first, second and third
grade certificates granted as Well a
the number of failures in each conn
". the total number of appliea-
tfons al the April examination for
teachers certlhca4 ss was :, 1858. Oh
this number thirteen received firsi
grade, S9s second grade and 60
third grade and 2, sos failed. of the
latter number marked failures,
large number did not take an the
grades necessary to secure certifl-
cate but mnst be classed under the
list of failures. Many of these apph-
cants received an average sufficient
ly high for second grade or third
grade certificates had they taken the
necessary number of grades. The
other grades can be taken at the
next examination. held this year
year which will be June 1918.
At the April examination a year
ago there were 1901. applicants
Eleven received first grade certifi--
Gates, sl4 second grada and; 1881
third grade. noltisog U:srfsi u go
aIacRsonsa gafn led other counties
1t had the largest number of appli-
cants. recsETeds the largest number
of certificates and had the largest
number Sailuresb lr In applicants:
the LEADING counties weEe:e Jack
son 28ss, Gllmer i1'6 - Roane LEA,
,kanawha 145, Palette 142,, Green7
brfer 1873, wayne f21, Boone 100
and Marion SO. The counties to re-
eeive first grade certificates were
Observation-Disclosures and Marion Two
each; berkeley. sCabefE1 Fayette,
Nicholas, Putnam, Richie and Ty-
Ter one each. -
The number of renewals issued
was sixty-seven. while the number
rejected was xty-eight.
Speaking of the result of the ex-
animation, prof. HUFF, in charge OF
the examinations and grading of the
certificates, said: a y
of course the number entitled 70
elementary certificates, eighty-three
are persons who applied for graded
school certificates but who. failed 70
make the required standing in book
keeping and general history. OF
this number there are one mrs
grade, forty-four second grade and
Z.
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thirty-efght third grade certificates,
OF this number entitled to graded
school certificates there are six who
We're listed as applicants for the eIe-
mentary certihcates, but who later
decided TO take the APPLICATION in
bookkeeping and general history.
The six are second grade certif cates'
.sof the sixty=eight renewals not
granted. many of the applicants were
second renewals and took the exanliS
nation on but one Of the reading cir
Gle books Al few did not take the
examination ON the. reading circle
books, but proposed to offer school
attendance at some time during the
summer. At least aIttg per cept Of
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-24

me applicants for elementary GER
ti6eates are persons who have never
taught. while approximately twenty
per cent have tau ht on second grade
ana twenty-five per cent on third
grade certificates on the other
hand, very small number Of appli-
carts Tor graded school certificates
have never taught; while more than
MY per cent nave taught Ion second
grade certifcates-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-24
NOTICE.
WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN;

TO WHOM IT MAY. CUNCEhN
Notice is hereby given that the un-
d rsigned Salvatore Bitont, residing
In the City of Clarksburg, Harrison
County, West Virginia, Will, on the
9th day of Nay, 1913 at 3 o'clock a
M. or as soon thereafter as ne car
he heard. at the court house OF said
County, make application to the Cir
cult Court of said Harrison County
for a state license to carry revolver
nv, occupation is that of special ofti-
Ger and guard for the Hutchinson
Coal Company.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-24
THE THEATERS

!, The Bijou, the finest little show
house on earth, is showing classy
program today. splendid drama.
comedy drama, western and great
detective story. The class of pictures
this popular show place is now re-
ceiying will surely please the most
critical audiences. The censorship is
very rigid, therefore, the ladies viii
have no hesitancy in sending the
little ones to this popular play house.
The 81. 900 mirror screen is attracting
more attention than ever. A compari-
son with other kinds shows an i'm
mediate adherence that there is no
comparison. The clear. perfect pic
lures are highly appreciated. In e
short time the new addition will be
completed and the Bijou will be equal
to any first class picture house in the
country. A visit will be convincing.
The usual Saturday prices prevail.
-Four reels are showing today.
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NOTICE.
nc the Unknown Owner Or Owner of

To the UnknoWn UWner OF UWnefs OF
Sewer:
Notice is hereby given that a sewer
crossing the Short Line Railroad
rIght-of-way, directly opposite and
berry Street, in the City OF CIarks-
urg, is broken and in an unsanitary
condition; and If the same is not re-
paired and the nuisance abated within
five days from this date; same will be
cemented and discontinued.
Dated this 2Ist day of May, 1913.
w. w. OURS,
Health onicer.
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ACoUTTTTD.

Michael Feeney has been acquitted
in Justice Il, g. eSicewarner,s court
Iof a charge OF assaulting and beating
waiter FrolhIfek when the two had
an encounter IN the local railroad
yards.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-24

some particular ad. in this issue.
has an, 4mmediate CASH VALUE TO
YOU. You may be able to find 1t in
flra minutes-or less!
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James K. Hackett and an all STAR
cast in The Prisoner of Zenda", by.
Anthony Hope. will be seen Monday
and Tuesday afternoon and evening.
at the Robinson Grand.
When Anthony Hope, that past:
master as chronicler of romance and
adventure gave to the world, "The
Prisoner of Zenda," he little thought
what universal popularity it would
obtain. He hardly thought that, in a
dramatized form, with one Of the
greatest actors in the world, 1t would,
find favor with all classes and condi-
tions of people, in almost every coun-
CONTINUED on page rSlne.l
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& Thomas Morris, aged SO. OF Los An
geIes, the other day tried to spank.
for .disobedience, his SON. James. aged
SO.
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Today's Games. 4
New York at Boston. q
Philadelphia atsBrooklyn. y
Chicago at Pittsburg.
st. Louis at Cincinnati. 4
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Yesterdays Results.

Clark; Bremen and Killite
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J @@%.s%.e@v~es%se
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Most Prompt and Efectual Cure for
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It acts on natures plan, relieves the lungs
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iEiis VS.. Scholasfics efirst game. ,
BowieTs vs.. Con Building second
game.)
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Todiay,s GailII,e

ofher games postponed; rain.
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Standing Of clubs.
!, NllATIoNAE LEAGUE

:.
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lContinued on page nine.l
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-02-20
ADVISED TAKING or CANADA
ssnIamin Franklin's Counsel to Brit
,ish Government Resulted in Cap
ture Of the Dominion.

Benjamin Franklin, the first Ameri-
can philosopher and the first Ameri-
can diplomat, was not, as Mark Twain
averred, twins, born simultaneously
at Boston and Philadelphia. hut as
the change In the calendar from
old style to new came after his birth
at Boston on January 6, 1905, accord
ing to the reformed almanac he was
born on January II. In 1859 Franklin
was in England as agent for the
colony Of Pennsylvania. Previous to
this, though little known, it was main
ly by the advice of Franklin that the
English government resolved to con-
quer Canada, and for that purpose
sent out Wolfe's expedition. 1t was
in 1859 that Franklin made journey
from London to Scotland, of which
in letter written to a Scotch friend.
he used these words which have ever
endeared him to the Scot: II think
the time we spent there was six
weeks of the densest happiness have
ever met with in any part of my
life, and the agreeable and instructive
society we found there in such plenty
has left so pleasing an impression on
my memory that. did not strong con-
nectfons draw me elsewhere. believe
Scotland would be the country
should choose to spend the remainder
of my days In"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-02-20
COOK WHO WORKS BY GUESS
She is a Genius, but 10 Not Often
Found In These Oecadent
Days.

I'D give Q dollar" said the man
who coddles his stomach. Ito find
cook who doesn't measure. She
would gladden. my soul. The cook
who does things by guess is rare
bird nowadays. She has genius, else
she could not dispense with the cast
iron rules that regulate modern cook
cry, and geniuses are seldom indigen-
Gus to the fathouse kitchen.
But there used to be plenty of
them. Why, remember the time
when half the kitchens in the land
Gloried in guesswork cook. 1t
did a fellows eyes and his entire
internal organization good to watch
her She would take pinch Of this.
handful of that, and dash of some
thing else, and mix them all togeth-
er, and the result would be the most
delectable tidbit that fellow ever
put in his mouth.
Lord, Lord, but eating was a
pleasure in those days. 1t isn't so
now. In these whirligig times every
thing has machine-made taste.
That's because the cooks measure so
much. Instead of trusting to in
spiration, as the heaven-born cook
is bound to do, the kitchen queens of
today measure even the salt they put
in the porridge. No wonder such
cookery lacks individuality. and Is all
on the same dead level Of mediocrity.
Merciful heaven, what ails these bis
cult? They're as heavy as lead"
Possibly the cook made a mis-
take" said the mans wife. II got a
new cook yesterday-one that cooks
by guess. am afraid she didn't
put enough baking powder in the bis
cults"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1913-02-20
Within the Nursery Doors.

Wltntn Ine nursery O0oto.
The best covering for a children's
playroom Is cocoa mating, which can
easily be taken up and shaken twice
a week.
Barley and lime water given to
baby strengthens 1t and helps to
make bone. 1t also renders the milk
readily digestible.
It is an excellent plan to put a piece
Of white oilcloth under child's plate.
1t can be wiped after every meal and
saves the tablecloth.
Hair pillows are nice for baby's
cribs or carriages. They can be
washed In the hottest Of water and
dried by artificial means and no dam
age is done them.
To make baby's hair curl brush 1t
upward and twist 1t round the fingers
latter damping the hair). Brushing
downward makes the hair grow
straight and smooth.