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The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-09-13

FOR SALE
WILL exchange entire subdivision, 63
lots, West Fairfield (Corey) for Bir-
mingham property. Call o. f. Hutch
eson. Main 5414. 9-7-tfl
FOR SALE OR RENT-A good second
hand piano, cheap. 1911 Ave. F.. Ems
ley. Phone Ensley 14O-W. 9-12-3t
FOR SAI.E-Restauran counter, stools
ana other fixtures, very cheap. Apply
212 North 10Th St 9-12-7t
WE will build you q nome. Birmingham
building and Imp. Co. 41A-15-l6 Amer
tcan Trust Bldg l-16-tf
THE AUTOMOBILE
EXCHANGE.
Will sell your car. We have listed with
us bargains in used machines for sale by
owners.
American Roadster, 30 H. P..........$ $50
Cadillac two 1912, tour, elect. starter
and lights, each Observation-Disclosures. 800
| Cole, 1912, touring ....................... 900
Cartercar, Roadster, almost new.... 100
| Empire Roadster, % H. p. ............ 800
| Hayes cyl tour, used as demon
Strator ......................... l,6uo
Overland, and pass. car 80 II. p 250
| Oakland. 1913, touring, pass ........ 1000
| Peerless, I pass, touring ............ 800
| Pope Hartford, touring, new tires. SS5
stevens Duryea, touring, pass. 200
| Stevens Duryea, touring. pass...... $50
Studebaker. 1913, 25 II. T.. 4 pass. 500
THE AUTOMOBILE
EXCHANGE
422 S. 10th St Phone S12 Main.
9-11-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-09-13
WANTED

WANTED
DOCTOR REGISTERED IN ALABAMA
FOR ADVERTISING G. L. OFFICE.
GOOD SALARY AND COMMISSION.
FINE PROPOSITION FOR GOOD
PHYSICIAN. ONLY RELIABLE DOC
TOR NEED APPLY. REFERENCES
REQUIRED. ADDRESS A-44, CARE
AGE-HERALD.
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FOR SALE

RATES-One cent a word a day; no ad.
taken for less than 25c for first inser-
tlOn. Cash must accompany order.
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ONE CENT A WORD
FOR RENT

RATES-One cent a word n day; no ad.
taken for less than 25c for first lnser-
ttOn. Cash must accompany order.
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FOR SALE-New home, block of car, in
excellent neighborhood, on mountain side.
No hill to climb. Has large living room
with cut stone mantels, large dining room
and kitchen downstairs, bedrooms up
stairs, tiled bath; fire place upstairs,
nicely papered and electric fixtures, birch
doors. OF course. oak floors all over
house; furnace heat screened, walks,
cemented basement; servants quarters
with plumbing; garage. In fact, every
thing absolute that should make an ideal
home Will consider trade; easy terms to
desirable person. Fred a. Thomas, own
er 1926 Main
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TALK WITH ALAN JEMIsoN
Bell 100. &-A-t
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PLEASE READ THIS.

100 feet on Altamont road: 1b0
feet deep. Sewerage and street
Improvements in and paid for;
cost $50 per foot. Owner offers
for a quick sale at sS3 per foot,
fee simple. Terms can be made
CHAS. /. SMITH q NJ. A. HINES.
Lists and Sells.
Brown Marx 53o-6-7. M. 4247.
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WE buy. eeil, rent or exchange real es-
tate. e. j. Burns Co.. 406 American
Trust Bldg. Phone 766. 1U4-tf
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FOR SALE

RATES-One cent n word day; no ad.
tnken for less than 25c for first inser-
fion. Cnsh must ACCOMPANY order.
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ANNOUNCEMENT

FOR DUCKS
Chamberain's Indian Runner Duck
Food is the most complete even
ration food TO keep ducks healthy
and laying. Sold only by
JOHN L. PARKER,
Druggist Florist and Seedman.
Woodward Bldg.
ANNOUNCEMENT Walter Lynch
will be in her dressmaking parlors Mon
day, September Is; viii be pleaseu
serve old and new customers. 9-l2-3t
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BUY. sell and exchange real estate.
!. III. Gibson. 400 Empire Bldg.
12-24-tf
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FOR SALE or exchange for other prop
erty, city lots or farm lands, my PLAN
ing mill on Ave. Il and 18th St. now
In operation, including land, machinery
and stock of lumber; about $4,000
proposition. Richard Randolph. 2112 1st
ave. S-N-tf
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sHAvINd-ioc at isa 4th ave. s.is.tf
WE sharpen safety razor blades bet
ter than new. 25c dozen; send them
parcel post. Robert Prowell Stove Co,
Birmingham, Ala A., tt
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FOR SALE-Six room bungalow, hard
wood floors, furnace, gas, electric fix
lures; all improvements; large lot.
Owner, 1899 N. 10th St Phone Main
5S21-J. 9-11- 1t
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FOR SALE-One new 1913 Hudson six
cylinder five passenger touring car.
$500. This car originally sold for $500.
Southern Garage, 1924 Ave F. S-31-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-09-13

FOR SALE-At Maplehurst Station, or
4-acre blocks, on car line and macada-
mized road. L. G. Pettyjohn, 17o2 5th
ave-
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" ~ IT'D MI eAPeIIeI1Ceu tTdVtIlllg Inal
TO sell clothing in the state of Alabama,
TO begin October !; have good estab-
lished trade and will pay good salary
to the right man. Address Box -,
Knoxville, Tenn. 9-13-3t
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WANTED~A few good men
to sell El Paso lots at s45 to $50 on easy
terms. Best seller on the market today.
Birdseye view furnished El Paso
Heights Investment Co.. Boy 519 Ell
Paso, Tex. s-20-2Ot
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
VERSATILE feline
has REPUTATION AS
A MILK INSPECTOR

Spokane, Wash, Dec. 30.-Sergeant
Fred Pearson Of the Spokane police de-
partment has a remarkable kangaroo cat
and the cat has a unique record Of &C.
complishments not usually made by fc-
lines. 49,,
A year ago this cat began it's career
of notoritay by awakening Sergeant
Pearson in time to drive three BURGERS
away from his home. A few weeks later
the cat put out q fire behind the kitchen
stove by rolling in the flames while Mrs.
Pearson was in another room. Still
another exploit was added to the cats
list Of adventures when it woke Pearson
up at midnight and led him to where a
COW IA doing damage to the garden.
These are just a few of this animals
strange experiences.
Sergeant Pearson says his cat demon.
strated it's abnormal powers along a diff
ferent line this week when 1T Qualified
as a milk inspector. Arising early the
other morning, Sergeant Pearson dis
covered the cat sitting beside the milk
crock left out all night for the milkman.
Sergeant Pearson called the cat to give
it it's breakfast of meat, but the cat
would not bulge from its position be-
side the crock.
Soon the milkman arrived and poured
out the supply for the Pearson home. the
cat all the time watching him closely
The milkman returned the cover to the
crock and left. For a number Of minutes
the cat watched the crock and then grad
ually crawled up to its side. With a paw
the cat struck the cover from the topaof
the crock and made a dive with it's head
into the depths Of the milk. Pearson ran
up to Interfere. and to his surprise he
saw the cat holding q small minnow N
its mouth. On closer inspection the milk
was seen to be fun of a number OF small
fish swimming about in the fluid.
13.I had often heard that the milkfnan
took their cans to the brook to give them
q drink. but this is the first time ever
knew that the milk was 80, full Of wa.
ter that the fish thrived on IT, said
! Pearson.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
CHRISTMAS wHISkEY
bEIRAYS BURGLARS

PipeStone, Mimi. Dec. 30.-TWo burg
lars entered the st. Pau depot here on
Saturday, stole ten packages Of express,
containing belated Christmas gifts, and
retired to an old ice house TO examine
their booty. In order still further to Gel
ebrate their Christmas, they opened a
bottle of whisky found in one package,
and drank freely. The police found them
here yesterday in a stupor from the lid
uor and nearly frozen to death. The pair
are in the county Jail awaiting hearing.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
LUMBER P|LER HAS
HANDLED 1873 MILLION
feet in p YEARS

Spokane, Wash, Dec. 30.-+John Mark
ar, employed as a lumber piler in the
Stack-Gibbs yard. 30 miles east of Spo-
kane, for the last seven years, probably
has handled as much lumber in his life
as any man in the United States. Marker
is about as years Of age. For % years he
has been piling lumber on an average
of 300 days each year. A days work
means the handling of an average of
10000 feet Of lumber. and at this rate
Marker has piled 5000, 900 feet every
year, or a total of 1S9, 100000 feet since
he started to work in Rhinelander, Wis.
at the age of about %. Figuring this
quantity in weight it represents 297, 600
tons. To ship this quantity of lumber
would require a train of 5000 cars
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
MEET TO DISCUSS
LABOR LEGISLATION

Washington, y. c., Dec. 30.--A large
gathering Of men and women who are re-
garded as authorities on industrial rela-
tions assembled at the shoreliam Hotel
today for the opening of the seventh an
nual meeting Of the American Associa-
ton for Labor Legislation. The meet
ing, which is to continue over tomorrow,
is held in conjunction with the annual
session of the American Political Sci
ence Association.
The two days programme has been
arranged to bring out prominently the
plans Of the Federal industrial relations
commission, recently appointed by Pres
ident Wilson. Chairman Frank 7. Walsh
of that commission delivered the opening
address today and Mrs. J. Borden Harri-
man Of New York and Prof. John R.
Commons of Wisconsin, also members of
the commission, led in the informal dis
tcussiOn.
The session tomorrow morning viii be
presided over by Henry r. Seager OF
Columbia University and will be devoted
to a discussion of the question, rs Com
pulsory Sickness Insurance Practicable
in American" One Of the speakers Will
be James NJ. Lynch, former president Of
the International Typographical Union
and now New York State Commissioner
of Labor.
Tomorrow afternoon the conference
will discuss Working Hours in Contin.
uous Industries Charles Sumner Bird
Of Massachusetts, will preside and among
the. participants in the discussion will be
Ernst Freund of Chicago University Law
School, President Garretson Of the Or
der Of Railway Conductors, S. Thurston
Ballard, a prominent manufacturer Of
Louisville, and B.. NJ. Manly, special
agent of the United States bureau OF
labor investigation Of the iron and steel
industry. 80 .-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
COUNTIES Plan
BIG. DAIRY TOUR

N"' H#H-H I" ~ N.. Ia
Williston,I N. D.. Dec. 30.-I'ifty Wiz
liams and Mckenzie county farmers will
make a first hand study of dairying in
Wisconsin and Minnesota, leaving this
city ON February %. The expedition is
the result Of a plan promulgated by Geo.
f. Carpenter, a local banker. The farm
ers will be taken to some of the most
up-to-date dairying farms in Minnesota
and Wisconsin, the object being to inter-
est them in the dairying industry in this
district. " . r
At the Minnesota Agricultural college
the farmers expect to spend an entire
day. Under the present plan the party
will arrive at Madison, Wis, OF Febru-
airy %, and the day will be spent on
the University farm. Lake Mills, = the
Holstein center, and R%osendale, and
Guernsey stronghold, will be visited on
the following days, and the party then
will go to the Twin Cities.
A committee of local business men
will make the selection Of farmers that
will make the trip. Applications are nu-
merOuS.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
DAKOTA
BANKERS APPLY
FOR ADMISSION

Fargo, MD, Dec. 30.-North Dakota
national banks generally will apply for
admission under the new Federal cur
rency law, according to Secretary VIII
liam G. McFadden of the State Bankers
association. Though the new law is not
satisfactory in all particulars. the banks
believe 1t can be improved gradually by
the cooperation of bankers.
The concessions made in the Senate
to the agricultural interests meet with
the approval of the North Dakota bank
ers, says Mr.. MacFadden.
1t is probable that no action will be
taken by North Dakota banks with re-
ference to supporting the claims of st.
Paul or Minneapolis for a reserve bank
until the cities agree upon one or the
other for the location of the institution.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
new HAND Sees /.
TO Things, ALSO
TAKES SIL[VERWARE

Madelia, Mimi, Dec. 3C.-N. II. Hen.
mis-, a farmer who lives near this city,
recently hired q stranger to do the chores
this winter. So trustworthy did the new
hand appear, that when the family went
to the next farm for Christmas dinner
he was left in charge of the home and
assured his employer that he would see
to things When the family returned,
they found tho employe had disappeared,
and great was the gloom. However, tho
next morning the sheriff .telephoned that
he had the man in Jail at st. James
where it was alleged he had been drunk
and that in the prisoners possession was
some silverware, which Hennis readily
identified as his property, though it had
not been missed. i
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
VALLEY CITY
ALDERMAN IS
Under ARREST

Valley City. N. D., Dec. 30.-OIiver
Mackay, an alderman and prominent
business man, will be arraigned Tuesday
in justice court charged with a felony.
A 1~6-year-old girl. who also is under ar
rest, will be used by the state as the
principal witness against Mackay.
The arrest has created a sensation in
the city. Rumors abroad for some time
have connected Mackay's name with the
affair now under investigation. and he
has made a statement that he welcom-
ed his arrest and the opportunity it
would afford to clear himself Of the
charge. @
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
COLLEGE Men DESERT
CLASS ROOMS FOR
NEWSPAPER WORK

Spokane, Wash. Dec. 30.-After IN
ming for two weeks, the Lorgnette, a
tWice-a-week newspaper published by
the class in journalism at the Lewis and
Clark high school, died a sudden death
at the hands of the faculty because the.
editors took so much interest in the news
paper work that the promised to regis
ter unk in their classes. The Lor-
gnette also put an appreciable crimp in
the schools monthly magazine. as the
students much preferred writing live stor
les from day to day to preparing dry,
lack-newsy stuff once a month.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
North Dakota and Northwest News
SOUTH DAKOTA CORN and
ALFALFA CONVENTION FEB. s

February . will be Alfalfa day" Feb
ruary 10 "Alfalfa and Poultry day
February II, Corn day February II.
Corn and Potato day" February 10,
Hog Cholera day" On February IA the
closing day Of the convention, live stock
and the silo will be taken up.
In addition to the above topics, there
viii be II domestic science division Of the
convention, TO be held throughout the
week, presided over by Miss Margaret
Kirby, domestic science Instructor in
the Northern Normal and Industrial
school at Aberdeen. NJ. NJ. Guhin, coul'
ty superintendent Of schools for Brown
county, is preparing TO have pupils from
the county schools attend the convention
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
SERGEANT Way
Once MORE ON
Wet WARPA1h

Devils Lake, N. d., Dec. 30.-Sergeant
N. A. Way, former aid to "Pussyfoot'
Johnson in the Federal raids upon saloons
in the Federal country of Minnesota will
shoulder the axe with which he has spill
ed a quarter Of q million dollars worth
of liquor, and will go to Denver, where
Cato Sells, Indian commissioner, an.
nounce a vigorous campaign will be
opened against whisky traffic among the
Indians. 81
Way received here On Saturday Off
cial notice Of reinstatement as a special
Indian officer. With the same SCARED
battle-aXe with which he attacked hun
dreds Of liquor barrels and cases in the
Gopher State, he will enter the fight in
Colorado. He is a former member of the
regular army.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31

Gently been developed by He ~ Jannu-
sch, a farmer living in the southern
part Of this county. Also the new beasts
resemble the mule in being harder than
the common grades of swine.
Aristotle, it is recalled by thevoldest
i%nhabitant. told in his writings of a race
of hogs with undivided toes, and also
Linnaeus, the Swedish naturalist, born
in 1907, wrote that hogs withoue cfoven
hoofs were not uncommon about his ma
tive town in Sweden. But the Mcleod
county farmer can claim at least the 10.
cal title as sole breeder of the variety.
Jannusch is not certain that the kick
of a mule does not lie latent in the deli
cate hoofs Of his hogs. and he carefully
avoids their supposed range
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31

Aberdeen, S. D., Dec. 3O.--The South
Dakota Better Farming association has
arranged for q big state corn and al
falfa" convention to be held in Aberdeen
on February 6 to II, inclusive. Among
the speakers who will be present are:
Joseph Il. Wing, said to be the greatest
alfalfa expert in the United States; Prof.
n. e. Chapman Of the extension depart
ment of the University Of Minnesota;
Prof. Nj. l.. Bowman, al editor of Wa
t%erlool, Iowa, and formerly professor OF
farm crops at Iowa State college; Cap
tain w. S. Smith. Sioux city. Iowa, and
DR.. c. G. Lipp, professor Of veterinary
at state college, Brookings, S. d.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
DOCTOR SAYS
He saw MOB
ATTACK JAIL

Willow City. n. d., Dec. 3O.--Dr.
James Swenson of this city, who returned
yesterday from Williston, says he saw
the attack on the Jail which preceded
the lynching Of Cleye Culbertson, and he
asserts that the mob battered at the jail
door III The effort to obtain Culbertson,
for at least 45 minutes.
Swenson says he was attracted to the
scene by noises, and was met by three
of the mob, who ordered him, at the point
Of a revolver to get out. He made a de-
tour and watched the attack. He saw no
Officials oppose the mob
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
FAKE SERUMS
COST Farmers
over $4,000

Fargo, N. D., Dec. S0.-North Dakota
farmers have paid more than 100000 for
fake serums advertised as preventives
Of hog cholera, according to Prof. L. f.
Ladd Of the North Dakota Agricultural
college state food commissioner.
Analysis Of one of the serums proves
that it consists of water. with a very
small percentage of potassium iodide.
The cost is less than S cents, while it
sold at 81 an ounce.
Prof. Ladd estimates the loss to farm
ers through the loss Of animals from hog
cholera in the last four months at more
than $500, 900.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
Doctors Said ne Had DrOpsy

az rs. ---- ~.
Some time ago / had an. attack Of
grippe, which finally settled in my
kidneys and bladder. / doctored with
the doctors and they claimed ! had
dropsy. I tried other remedies and
rot no relief from any of them. MY
condition was such that / was unable
to work for about two months and
the annoying symptoms caused me
a great deal of trouble and pain.
was hardly able to turn over in bed,
Seeing one Of your Almanacs, de:
cided to give DR.. Kilmer's Swamp.
Root a trial and. after taking several
bottles, was able to resume my work
again. i cannot say too much in
praise Of your Swamp-R0ot, al the
results in my case were truly won
derful.
Yours very5truly,
ROBERT BALLARD,
Mansfield. Pa.
Sworn and subscribed before Inc,
this 7th day of llay, 1912.
Ray g. Longbothum,
Notary Public.
Letter 70
Or. kilmer q Co,
Binshamton, N. y.
Prove What .swamp-Root Will Do
For You. u 3
Send ten cents to Dr.. KilIner & Co,
Binghamtori, N. r., for q sample size
bottle, It will convince anyone. You
will also receive a booklet of valu-
able information, telling about the
kidneys and bladder. When writing,
be sure and mention the Bismarck
Daily Tribune. Regular .i fifty.cent
ana one dollar size bottles for sale
at all drug stores,-Adv.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31

suicide today, Guiding the vigilance Of
the nurses in q local hospital and plung-
ing head foremost from an upstairs win.
dow to the, ground, rs feet below She
died soon afterward. Her mind had been
affected. ,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
PEANUT. SHELL IN
STOMACH Is Death
OF LENNON: j | G|lL

Lemmen, S. D., Dec. So.-A piece Of
peanut shell embedded itself in he
stomach OF Miss Minnie Symens and
caused her death yesterday, it is believ-
ed. The case baffled some of the physl-
clans who examined her. Symptoms OF
poisoning We're found, but at interval
these seemed entirely to have disappear
ed. #
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
INDIANA PRocREssovE DEMOCRATS

INDIANA PROGRESSIVE De -
~ Indianapolis, Ind, Dec. 30.-Leaders of
the Progressive Democrats of Indiana
met in conference here today to COM
plete a State organization and discuss
plans for the future. The progress!ves
are opposed to the so-called State ma
chine which is controlled by Thomas Tag
CART of this city and Crawford Fairbanks
Of Terre Haute. ;f
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
hog has HOOF .
like A Mules

Hutchinson, Mimi, Dec. 30.-A hog
with a hoof like a mules hoof but, 50 far
as learned, without the kick carried about
by the larger Of those animals, has re-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-12-31
WEALTHY SIOUX FALLS
WOMAN TAXES Death
PLUNGE FROM \ IN. WINDOW

Sioux Falls, S. D., Dec. 3o,7r-MNrs. Curtis
II. Winsor, Jr., daughter Of %. L. Smith,
a wealthy Sioux Falls man., committed
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-06-05
Seen and Heard at
the Four Corners
BIZ BRIGHT EYES

The Tigers have started a winning
streak, which we hope they viii keep
UP until they get back home. FIT
teen rounds is some Suggest. Won
der how Harry Smiths hair stood the
strain.
O. c
I have often wondered If wearine
mask made Captain MANAGE
Harry's hair the color it IS. Where
the mask isn't it looks as if it were
bleached.
If the Tigers win the pennanf'
Barger says he's going TO buy Billy
Jimmie the best suit of clothes IN!
Newark. don't think, though. that
Fred Bernet will sell it
Harry Swaeina came near being
put out of his boarding house Ei
Providence because he would not eat
the crust on his pie. Harry,s got
some crust, and doesn't need any
from hotel pie, so the umpires think.
Now the government scientists DE-
clare that prunes contain superior
kind of paint. Most of the boarders
in this city have always maintained
that the principal use of prunes was
for interior decoration.
Now. Mayor Gaynor has got his
Ratchet out for the 4'end-seat hos. :
He's not consistent, we say. Hasn't
he always been a stern advocate 81
the 'hyed post?''
The quick change from those high
Spanish heels to those of low Eng
fish ones and then back again, my
wife says. makes her feel like a sees
saw" Then 1 tell her to rock the
baby to sleep.
One of these days the newspapers
will come into their own and Requires
that actors pay for wedding notices
after a certain number Of free ones.
It's a good thing that has not yet
happened, or NAT" and ''Dewolf-
would be busted" now.
9 9 g
Newark bans the turkey trot
As the weather groweth hot.
Next thing It viii fiercely try,
Barring skating in July.