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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
An ACCOMPLISHMENT A

Mr.. Henballot-They are saying
that even the Chinese have granted
votes to women.
Mr.. Grouchmore-Im not aston
ished. Think of the centuries that
Chinese women have been wearing
trousers.-Chicago News.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
Masculine PaStimP.

DO you think golf a suitable game
for women?"
man playing once, and all he did was
to walk around a field with a club
in his hand and stop every five min
utes to swear."-Buffalo Express.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
His Excuse

You seem like spiritless creature.
l don't. believe you've got enough
ambition to open the door when op-
portunity knocks"
Don't be too hard on me, ma'am,
/ amt never had door."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
Furnishing Good Prints.

Why don't you make Johnny wash
his hands once in a while?"
They are taking finger prints at
his school," answered the wife, land
you know how the child loves to ex-
cel."-Kansas City Journal
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
Medical HunOr,

Patient-Tm troubled with boils off
and on, doctor. What would you ad-
wise?
Doctor-Well. l shouldn't let those
that are off trouble me.-Boston
Transcript.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21

When you want reliable medicine
for cough or cold take Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. 1t can always
be depended upon and is pleasant and
safe to taie. For sale by all dealers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
For Saio Cheap.

Good nine room house. modern,
with stone foundation and seven lots,
located near st. Joseph's academy.
Win sell cheap II taken By January
1st. For particulars call at this Of
flee
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
New Gard Room Opened.

Visit the new card room on ba--
cony annex at Connor's cigar store
Also best pool and billiard tables In
the city. Gentlemen's patronage So
licited. Up to date in every partic-
ular and room for all.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
Let the Auto Truck Haul II.

Our speciality is quick work. Phone
Main 339 for furniture and piano
moving short trips in the city or
transferring to the country. We haul
anything. Penland Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
Ideal Match

Pecunious Father-So you dare to
say you are an ideal match for my
daughter?
Impecunious Youth do, indeed,
sir!
Pecunious Father-Why, you have
never earned a dollar in your life.
Impecunious Youth-Neither has
! she.-New York Times.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21

For sale or trade, one of the finest
residences In Walla Walla. Address
20. X" East Oregonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-01-21
DreSsTnaking,

will DO all kinds of dressmaking,
including evening gowns. Call at so2
water street, OF phone Red avs2.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-11-04
There's a Gold Mine in 1t
for Liue Agents

Previous book experience is unnecessary
as mere glimpses at the Prospectus show
ing the multitude of handsome copy
righted illustrations and invaluable rec
ipes by the most prominent people of
the day will deluge you with orders.
Send 25 cents for outfit and full instruc
tions-act now while your own favorite
territory is still open.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-11-04
Transfers OF Real Estate.

B. F. Doo,ey and others to d. 5,
Hughes, house and lot fronting rs feet
on the north side of Washington
street, Charles Town, ns.derat on
$500.
G. w. Smith to NJ B. Myers, ga
acres with Improvements one mile
south OF Shenandoah Junction, $1,000
E. D. Turner to Jennie c. Pringle,
five acres with improvements on the
Millville road near Halltown, $1,000
G. w. Oden to Boyd F. Oden, )
acres near Zoar, for five do'lars an
other consideration.
Eugene Shugart to Isiah Reeler, lol
with As feet front on Ridge street,
Harpers Ferry, 500.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-11-04
Children Cry
FOR FLETcHER'S
CA 8 TO RIA

Mr.. Edward E. Allen who bought a
tract of over HOO acres of land, near
Poo.esvale, Montgomery county, Nd.
last spring, has increased his posses
sions there by the purchase of forty
acres of cumberland adjoining it, max.
ing it, perhaps the largest contiguous
piece OF land in that county Attor-
ney John T. Porterfield who repre-
sented Mr. Allen in the negotiations
was in Rockville, the county seat OF
Montgomery county on Saturday to
close up the transac ton.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-11-04
rnos. R. and Treas al. O. MOORE Sec
MOORE & MOORE, Inc.
Insurance, Real Estate, Loan and Surety Bonds.
HOS. R. MOORE. Pres. and Treas.

Representing Following FIRE INSURANCE Companies:
North British Mercantile
sur-
Colonial Fire
THE John HNcocH INITIAL LIFE Ns.RNCE GosrAsy q
Boacs Administrators Judicial
o every
MOORE & MOORE, Incorporated.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-11-04

Conn IN Gated b. Frsncis Nlsrd ~.
c. t. u, Bolivsr Harress Fe'rv
The Anti-Saloon League has issued q
call for million signers in day." to
the total abstinence pledge. the matter
to be submitted to all Sunday Schools.
on Worlds Temperance Sunday. Nov
ember 9th. All supplies for temper
ance program will be sent free of cost.
prepaid. to pastors and Sunday School
superintendent ordering them.
Address, Anti. Saloon Headquarters,
Westervil!e, Ohio.
National Prohibition is the end in
view. Sunday School Superintendent
are urged to observe Temperance Sun
day. Don't forget the date, November
9. Prompt action is needed.
The Sussex County Court of General
Sessions of Delaware. has rendered q
decision. upholding the Kenyon Webb
law and the Hazel act. passed at the
last session OF the legislature, prohibit
ing the intrastate shipment of liquor
into dry territory.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-11-04
''ROr God And Home And Native Land.

Conn un Gated By Francs Wlsrd "
c. t. u, Boliv~r- Harress Fe'rv ]
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-11-04
REST And HEALTH TO MOTHER AND euIlp.

MRS. MISSIONS SOOTHING SYRUP has been
usedfor over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS o.
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEEIHING, with PERFECT SUCCESS.
SOOTHES the CHILD. SCFTENS the GUMS
Ak1.AYS all PAIN CURES WIND collie, and
- the best remedy for DIARRHGA. 1t is alb
solutely harmless. Be sure and ask for MIRA
winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take no othes
kind. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1913-11-04
Money for Sale.

The Public Building Association will Re
a-s',n hprrs or Loan Money on Tuesda5
nj. hts
D. s. HUGHES,
Ssii fly secy and Treas'r.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Turtles Lono Sleep.

The cold-blooded creatures hiber
nate Snakes knot themselves up IN.
der q log or rock; toads, wood frogs
and tortoises push down in the soft
earth; mud turtles and water frogs
bury themselves in the bottom OF
shallow streams and ponds. They all
sleep until hunger wakes them. and
the first thing they do in the spring
is to hunt for a good meal
II you want to see something hiber.
nate 1t is easy to keep a box jortoise
or water turtle all winter in box
Of earth and moss with pan of water
at one side.
Before they go to sleep don't forget
to feed them every two or three days
bits Of raw meat or earthworms. They
do not care to eat every day and are
able to go long time without food.
A box tortoise which boy has had
in the house for two years went to
sleep the first winter just as though
he were out In the cold, but the sec
ond winter he only took short maps
and had become so tame he would eat
out Of the hand.-From the Church
man.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
He Was From the woo,y West.

He was tall, lanky individual, with
his straight-brimmed felt hat pulled
well down over his eyes. He leaned
against the counter of confectionery
shop. and when a clerk approached
him he ordered "angel food" 1--WE
have nothing like that here" the girl
told him. well, then" he said, 'let
me have a chocolate walnut float. )"
The clerk said she guessed it was a
''sundae" he wanted, and the tall man,
remembering, said he believed that
was what they were called. 81 would
rather have angel food,' though" he
added. The girl behind the counter
grlnned. "Where do you come from?"
she asked, pleasantly. "From the
woody west" was the startling reply.
Shades of Jesse James and his we'll.
known brothers! The psychic disturb
ances noted recently in the neighbor-
hood of Cambridge were probably due
to the band of spirit outlaws gnashing
their :eeth and girding themselves
with sn'otlng ironsl-New York Trib-
una
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Maxine Leaf Pictures.

The necessary outfit consists simply
of a sInall printing frame such as
photograD Dhers use and quantity OF
commercial blue print paper. The
leaves or ferns which are to be the
subjects of the lesson are pressed in
a book for a few days after gathering;
when thoroughly dry each specimen is
placed in the printing frame, covered
with a piece Of blue print paper, yel
low side down, and the back Of the
frame ,atched in place. The whole
is then exposed to strong sunlight un.
til inspection shows the shadows to be
deeply bronzed; the print is then re-
moved and washed In several changes
of fresh water, when the exact image
of the leaf, with all its delicate trac
cry Of veins. viii be found shown In
white upon ssSa grooRd.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Five Cents to SIT Down.

A genius of San Jose, CAL, has pat
ented a new form of bench for use
in public parks, etc. This bench is
made to accommodate two persons
snugly, but if a pair of lovers want to
use it they must first drop nickel in
the slot This will release the bench
and allow it to be tipped forward into
position so it can be sat in. After
they have sat as long as they care
to-which in some cases will presum,
ably be quite while-they will prob
ably get up, and then the bench will
automatically drop back ane lock
itself SO as to be ready for the next
susceptible couple. The inventor pro
poses to have his benches in all pub
lie places. He believes the people will
be glad to pay nickel in order to
be sure of seat and that the income
will help the city keep up the parks,
ETC., as well as enrich himseR.-The
Pathfinder.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Church That Seats Only Ten.

Mexico, for a country that is so
poor, boasts some wonderfully big and
fine churches, and it also has what
is claimed to be the smallest church
in the world.
1t is situated at Penon, near the
city of Mexico, and is rude affair
yet it serves all purposes as the local
population is small. 1t has seating
capacity" of about ten, though there
are in fact no seats The place is a
favorite one for wedding ceremonies
though the altar is so small that only
the couple to be married can stand
in front Of It.
The average person has to stoop in
entering the door-but that encour
ages humility and is a good thing. The
little edifice is crowned with two mini
ature towers with a bell in each, and
these bells are rung as tremendously
as those Of the famous cathedral in
the capital city.-From the Pathfinder
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Citation.

The State of South Carolina, CouR-
ty of Edgefeld.
By w. T Kinnaird, Probate Judge.
Whereas, J. G. Adams has made
suit to me, to grant him Letters of
Administration of the Estate Of
and effects Of VIM. J. Adams.
These Are Therefore to cite and
,dmonish all and singular the kim
lred and Creditors of the said Wm.
J. Adams, deceased, that they be
and appear before me, in the Court
of Probate, to be held at my Office
at Edgefeld G. H., S. c., on 9th
day of May next, after publication
thereof, at II o'clock in the fore
noon, TO show cause, if any they
have, why the said Administration
should not be granted.
Given under my Hand this ssnd
day of April A. D., 1913.
NPublished on the 93rd and 30th
April and 7th day Of May 1913 in
the Edgefeld Advertiser.
w. T. Kinnaird, J. P. e. G.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
COLD IS GREAT APPETIZER
Exceedingly Low Temperature Causes
Violent Hunger IN Both Man
and Beast.

AS everybody Knows, there have
been devised various methods where
~ exceedingly low temperatures have
been obtained.
While the arctic regions provide
some fairly cold weather-say, sixty
or seventy-five degrees below zero.
Fahrenheit-the scientists have been
able to surpass natures achievements
In this line, and when they wish one
hundred and fifty or two hundred and
fifty degrees below zero they can OBJ
tain it. How this is done 1t IS unne-
cessary here to state. It is interest
ing to note the effects of such low
temperatures on animal life.
Dogs. when introduced to such an
environment, Withstand 1t we'll, pro
vided they are covered in blankets and
wool and provided the experiment is
Of short duration. But curious fact
Is that when they emerge from such
temperature they are fearfnily hun
CRY.
Having seen that dogs stood the e1-
periments well, one experimenter
tried the effects of intense cold upon
himself and went down into his cold
pit" carefully dressed in warm cloth
Ing and furs- The temperature was
maintained steadily at one hundred
and ten below zero. Centigrade-
hundred and sixty-six, Fahrenheit.
After four minutes the experiment
ter felt very hungry and was more so
when he put an end to the expert
ment, coming out Of the cold after
eight minutes. He took hearty
meal and enjoyed it thoroughly; and
this seemed all the more strange
since for years he had not known
what it meant to be hungry. Appe
tite had been a word without meaning
to him, and the digestion of each meal
was commonly such a painful process
that he ate very little and never en-
joyed it -
He repeated the "cold experiment
daily for a week, and, after eight cold
baths OF eight OF ten minutes each. his
pain and distress after eating vanish
ed. Appetite was restored and diges
ton became painless. - Harpers
Weekly.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Significant Lines.

The other Sunday evening, when
church service was over. a young
minister started on his journey home
accompanied by two young ladies OF
the choir, when they began a CON
versation about hymns.
What Is your favorite hymn?" ask
ed the curate, turning to one of his
fair companions.
"Draw me nearer" she replied,
not thinking Of the double meaning.
At that moment her companion,
who was walking on the other side OF
the curate. to make matters worse,
said. innocenuy:
THAT is only the chorus; the com
menccment of the verse is, I am
thine"
At this the curate laughed heartily,
and the ladies are always very care
full now when talking about hymns.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
LOAFlNG A FINE ART
ACCOMPLISHMENT HARD TO ONE
NOT BORN TO IT.
Everyone Should Set Apart Some
Time for Absolute Relasatloh-Is
Woman's Secret Of Peref-
NAL Youth.

Most of us need = spell of loahng
now and then, but few OF us KNOW
how to loaf. Indeed I don't tninx
II would be at all a bad idea 10 noio
classes in loafng all over this nus
fling country of ours, says a writer ID
the Rehoboth Sunday Herald IL
comes so hard to any one who ISM
horn a loafer-and the born Ioarer
doesn't count. He exaggerates WnaI
should be a recreation, and occasion
al indulgence, into a habit, tnelepS
snoiling both life and loaf, and lnci-
dentally throwing an excellent tnlns
into bad repute.
Nh one who wouldn't rather Work
than loaf is In actual need OF ioanng'
hut there are really few of Us VINO
don't prefer working at sometmngs
useful or useless, to doing notnms.
And he or she who loves work most
REQUIRES to learn loahng.
You can't loaf properly if you are
worrying over negected work or an
ticipated work to come. You must De-
gin to loaf In your mind first or aal.
letting it work from inside out, Until
you are loafing all over. Just slctins
around and not working isn't loafns.
T have seen a. woman waiting In the
reception room OF an office Till her
turn came to go In to the haiioWeo
precincts beyond, sitting there tense
with work, thrashing things over.
ouivering with impatience. wearing
herself out to no purpose at all Now
il she had studied the art OF loahng.
she would have had a fine, refreshing
half hour and enjoyed herself thor
oughly besides.
When you loaf you must be hAeo
with a sense of utter peace, coE'
plete escape from the least notion OF
labor of any sort. a deep content In
the large leisure Of the hour. NO
faintest desire to make time pass
must be allowed an entrance. Loaf
and invite your SOUL" goes the say
ing, but it is ratler your soul that In
vites you. 1t takes you into the re-
gions of eternity, where time Is not
and gives you splendid idle dreams
and surrounds you with vast spaces.
What good is there in that7 Hard
,y one American woman gets enough
of it. We may be idle. many OF Us,
but we don't know how to loaf. Yet
loafng of the right sort creates calm
OF the spirit, composure Of the body.
emfnently good for us. Into o1rr
crowded, nervous lives 1t breathes
sweetly, as might the piping OF q
shepherd from vanished Already. A
spell Of loaflng will take the knots
and snarls out OF your nervous .sgr-
tenn as nothing else can. 1t will scothe
your irritability and restore your eQui.
librIum.
A woman who cultivates the art ct
loaflng as one of her possessions will
be mistress Of the secret Of peren.
nial youth. Even when she Is work.
ing her hardest the soothing influence
Of her just loaflng indulgence VIII eE-
tend its balm over her. keeping Oh
the fldgets, giving her sense OF
breadth and ease.
You can loaf but FIVE minutes or
five months, according to circum-
stances and necessity. 1t isn't ques-
tion Of time, but state Of being. But
acquire the power to do 1t when yoa
need 1t. and life will be a brighter
thing to you.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
SEASONABLE DISHES.

Use a few cold cooked vegetables
for outlets, such as turnip. peas ana
carrots and few beans. Make
white sauce, by adding three table
spoonfuls of -four to two OF butter, ado
a pint of milk and cook until thick.
then add the vegetables, season well
and spread an inch thick on plate to
cool. When cold, form table
spoonfuls Of the mixture into outlets
din in egg and crumbs and drop care
fully into hot fat. Drain on paper
and serve with reheated meat
gravy.
Carrots cut in shreds served (when
tender, by boiling) with butter and
lemon juice.
Dainty croquettes.-Mix { cup of
boiled calves liver chopped with half
a cup Of finely minced bacon cooked
brown, salt and pepper to taste. Form
into balls the size Of large marbles,
dip in beaten egg, roll in crumbs and
fry brown in smoking hot fat.
prune Pudding.-Place two layers
of pitted prunes, soaked for a few
hours in cold water, in creased 6a-
king dish, and pour over the follow
ing batter: Mix a cup Of molasses,
half a cup of butter, the grated rind
of a lemon, half cup of sour milk,
into which stir one teaspoonful OF
soda, three cups Of flour; mix to
smooth batter and bake until the bat
ter is cooked through to the center.
Holland SaIad.-MiX half pound or
bologna sausage cut very thin, with
pint of cold boiled potatoes also sliced
thin, one medium-sized onion shaved
six sardines freed from skin and bones,
then cut in small pieces, two hard
cooked eggs sliced Pour over oil
three parts, vinegar one part, tea
spoonful Of horse radish and tomato
catsup. Serve on lettuce.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
CHATTING DISH DISHES.

Few people realize the convenience
and comfort one may get from the
use of chafing dish. Especially the
woman without maid.
For late supper, or Sunday night
lunch, there is nothing more inviting
than a chafng dish and we'll stocked
tray.
II one cares to have the service
especially dainty, and who does not,
have the first preparations made long
before the meal. Measure the butter
and make it into attractive balls. a
tablespoonful to ball. Have the 9th
er ingredients in pretty dishes well
arranged on the tray, to be easily
found. Cut the meat or shed the fish,
so that the mere putting together will
be an entertainment for those who
look on. Always keep certain things
as seasonings. in the same place.
When purchasing chafing dish, see
that the hot water pan, too, has
handles, as well as the blazer. by
which it may be lifted. This dish may
be used on the table in many "ays
when the chatting dish is not in use.
To Poaeh Eees.-Break each egg
separately in saucer, and drop into
the blazer of hot water; cover until
the eggs are firm, remove from the
pan to circular pieces Of toast that
have been prepared in the kitchen
and serve at once. after seasoning
with salt, pepper and bits of butter.
Hamburg steaks. we'll seasoned and
shaped and cooked until brown, are
delicious served from the chafing
dish.
Vienna Steaks.-Take a fourth OF
a pound each Of lean beef and veal
chopped. Season we'll with three
fourths of teaspoonful Of salt, pap
gika and nutmeg, a few drops of
onion juice and teaspoonful Of lem
on juice. Add. an egg we'll beaten;
shape into small steaks, and let stand
several hours. Cook in hot blazer
that has been we'll buttered. Cook
eight to ten minutes. Cream two ta-
blespoonfuls of butter, dash OF salt
and paprika and spread on the
steaks.
N San 1z
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Ice Cream Delivered in
Quantities.

We are now prepared to fill Or
ders for ice cream delivered in any
quantities at your residence. Or
ders sent in Saturday for Sunday
will be delivered Sunday morning.
We can furnish all of the popular
havors. Give us q trial.
Timmons g. Morgan.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Pedigree Seed.

Landreth's seed have been kno wn
for years by the title, Seed which
Succeed. They succeed because
they are vital. They succeed be-
cause they have quality. Let US
have your orders for anything you
need in garden seed. Mail orders
will have our prompt attention
w. E. Lynch & Go.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Teachers Examination.

The next regular teachers exam
nation will be held at Edge6eld
first Friday in May. Work will
begin at 9:s0 q. M, and close at
4:30 p. m.
w. W. Fuller.
Co. Supt. Ed.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
NeRA-. .Ma,xsseZZ~.
Just the Thing.

Husband-By jove, want some
thing exciting to read; something real
ly blood curdling.
Helpful Wife-Here is my Dress
makers bill, dearest!-Puck.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Drive Sick Headaches Away.

Sick headaches, sour gassy stom-
ach, indigestion, billiousness disap-
pear G.icEly after you take Dr.
Kings New Life Pills. They purify
the blood and put new lie and
vigor in the sytem. Try them and
ycu will be well satisfied. Every pill
helps; every box guaranteed. Price
Csc. Recommended by Penn q
Holstein, w Z Lynch & Co.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
Prompt Agreement.

Hub (aftsr FIVE minutes Of it)-Oh,
only fool would argue with woman.
Observation-Disclosures Evening
Transcript.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1913-04-30
IegAG 1N7eeeeAZ~
ZN@KZzE5FGIEiEN
[YeEEeg1ABINET'
"a e NOBLE. and the nobleness
"

m - which lies
In other men, sleeping but never oeao
WIN rise In majesty to meet thine own
Then wilt thou see 1t gleam IN many
eyes, -.
Then will pure light around thy path be
shed,
And thou wilt never more be sad ano
1ona Lowell.