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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
CURES RRfUMAIISM
Quickly Eases Stiff, Sore
Swollen Joints and
Muscles-Drives Rheu-
matte Pains Away.

y g needless 10 Fuffer any ln1<gr
VII rlegEsatisrl. and BE- all Cripple
n and bent olt OF shape with its
kaFt Ersuchlng pains. when you
m tss'ly avoid IL.
Rhcg-uatism comes from weak. In
r1ve Moneys. that fail TO filter
twn TIE blood the poisonous waste
Eiis. and uric acid. and u is aze
, hx 10 rub on HHimeuts or take or.
dsafy remedies 70 relieve the peiu
MS only pT0iorgs the misery and
ezaf possibly cure YOU
TIE Only way % care rhermat.Bm
Is 70 remove the cause. The new
disc0very. Croxone. does this BE-
ealse IL neutraiizes and dissoivgs
the poisonous substances and uric
afid that lotge IN the joints aad
urseles. 10 scratch and irritatc and
cause rheumatism. and cleans ont
aad strengthens the stoppsd.up. in
active kidnes. so they cen filter
the poison from the blood. end drive
II on aAd out Of the system.
troxoDe Is the most wonderful
medicine ever made for cIrinE
Chronic rheumatism. kidney troubles
and bladder disorders You will find
Y different from afl other remedies
There Is nothing else on earth Ike
u II matters not how old y0l are.
q bow long YOU have Suffered. 90
rs practically impossible TO take it
MO the human vssem without re-
SUITS You viii find relief from TIE
ms few doses. and you will bn sur
Nisef Tow quickly all your ~. Ecry
and suffering viii end
An original package Of Cro1onc
costs bit a trifle at any first class
errs store AIT drsggists arc author
ned 10 sell II on a positive money
ssek guarantee Three doses q day
'of iew days Is often al that is
eFef needed 10 cure the wost back.
". al
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21

You don't have to have gray hair
or faded hair II you don't want to.
Why look old or unattractive? II
your hair is gray or faded. you can
change Il easily, quickly and effect
iyely by using Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy Apply lit
tie tonight and in the morning you
will be agreeably surprised at the
results from single application.
The gray hairs viii be less consnie-
uous. and after a few more applica-
lions viii be restored TO natural
oolu7.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur also
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
4 -IlAPPY CHILD
N AFEW HOURS
pvh u cross. sick. frverish,
t0g lc co1tr1 o. bilious.
give delicious Syrup Of
Figs"

Nloistr' '1ah thr oneuc' See
~ o ittoatcd, NJ yolr chid IT, iitI
le lfropltg lsgt glsnIlus we'll
N o. teWn't rat heartily or
ls cfow irritable out n oris witt
n4r s'ruarh HEr farcrifh
braia BID. hra .iumAch. ache diar
- aula s.rr ihnunf. lr ia fnu 81 cold
t mesnH tho httie pnra Hfufa sch
N.ar ana 30 feei 90 bowels are
Niiad with pnHura 1~d -ioTvcd 40
fe huf need % genfle. thorough
cleansing at oacf.
Csc iesapooufgl OF syrup of
FiEA aud iu "a feE hours the foul.
dccsying cnnatipatsd matter undi
Lessod food ani sour bile SIN gent
rs faotc on aud uui % iis little
l1U ola Wifbou, uansca. griWng ot
aknc and yon viil susely hHvt
p sell and mljne cluid shortly
vs. th Syrup ni FIGS sou are not
IrH-girr your children. being com
ros rutirrly % luscious figs sen
ma end aromatic 10 cannot De
hlrmfgi besides they dearly love
tiA delicious taste
Mothers should alv avs keep
syrup NJ PIG handy q Is the only
stomach. liver and bowel cleanser
AND REGULATOR needed a little Civ
cu today wlll save sick child to
morrow
Full directions for children ~ al
ages and FOR gtown.ups plainly
printed on the package.
Ask your druggist for the fan
name syrup NJ Figs end Elixir Of
SIENNA. prepared hy the California
lig syrup CO. This i the delicious
tasting genuine old reliable Re.
fuse anything else offered
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
HAIR STOPS FALLING, DARDRUiF
DiSAPPFARS-25 CENT "DANDFRikF"
YOUR HAtRi sEAUTlFY It'll iNVooRATE YOUR scALPi
DANosbiNs GROWS HAIR AND WE CAN

Try as Won viii. after an applica
ton % Danderine you caa1ot find
a single trace Of dRndruff or n loose
or falling hair and your scalp will
not itch. but what viii please you
most. viii be after a few weeks
use. when sou VIII actually see new
fair. fine and downy AT flrst--yes--
bur really rev hair growing all
over the scalp.
4 little Dlnderine row will i'm
modialcly double the beauty Of
YOUR hair No difference how dun.
AIDED. brittle and scraEgy. just
roiHten a cioih with Danderine and
nrefuIly draw Il through your hair.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
EPEAKER SQUELCHES KING
COUNTY IL EMS FiLlBUSla r

tt"'Aif AHAHANs
The niihuater started during tie
afternoon. hen l,d slms. raylora
floor leader. asked 90 have recon
sidcrCt he motion which passed
lurlns the morning, and next We'd
peadaf set as the tlur for the final
vote on the congressional hiil
rhlu was the signal fnr n,
stormy outbreak Seattle and
Pierce county members. with Mut
phine az the lcador. sought 10 pre-
vent immediate Rc 'an several
motions 60 adjourn we've Llade a
du1on roll calls vere demanded
anil each Time So. aker Taylor
taled ssalnst the Seattle men and
their spr8ttgrs iu each ease.
TAYLOR was supported hy Repre-
aoniatltcs Mess aud rorkn. who
are ali three members of the t0ta
disuic, OF King county. the
hr,c are today branded us traitors
20 Seattle and kin ouuty. and
are charged with having violated
thtir pledges
Iedntek sad Childe. both venuhi
cans asst supporters of TAr 'or On
ether measures who acted % Muir
pAinc's heutcnants IN thh fight.
we're absolutely denied the r.ghl to
ak.
fuyl0r's ncilon wns prompted g.
the Tact chat his district which has
three members o. IKE legislature
.s rr.-,Y emitted 10 only two. aud
Ia ani Sims wanted 10 keen
% N-tw ruuatiss" in.act. They
teGfcd the COW county lin sap
asuinsi constitutional rcapportlon
mefi would Dr. broken i' tie con.
-. esiopal aurcrttorE rt bil we're
della 81. and bis cities SOC a chance
g. ui. At snea CvEcexs'n az would
make rossibls constitutional reap.
portionmeut
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
ENEMIES
OF HOME RULE

yn0 t ~
OLYMPIA. F,b q when ]
Hmc 10 Olympia | ala not know
how | wps goine to vote on th.a
question OF home rule bat sine.
setting hero aud seeing thc private
interests who are working @ nirnt
ihie muni,ipnl control, know thu
tEy have not umc here for phi
puthloHlc pugpol,e There g. rnl
icicut evidence of how aatistuoto'
om public r,rtico commission has
been 60 the cory rttiuus. while th"
people huyo continually protested
Uguluf Che commission
In these words Senator Dan lH1.
con grraiwcd The ouposiJ ion to Nj.
home ullo bills. which were hui, .
ThurataN
Senators Allen OF King nrd
Sh rpHeln ol Wulla Walla led ne
neht AGAINST home rule The iIe'
bili Was iot "a constitutional amcH'.
mstt 10 rNc "a cities over 2U.r'o
putulnta homc rule The sefons
~ ss uoteij 90 give home rule ga
relation 60 pUuiiy utiii ica and Hi
fsrtta only cities of 40 600 o. mere
CiNClNNArt GETS heals nceh
ct G'nnt uility ontfclder. for
waiver price.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21

s.r, WIZ. Fch 81 There was
w. late Thursday 20 ~
sAs''s alan SN, tAtr faN 'or, ~
hs ss....rll, isaorus Seattle meat
sIo''', rrs.eused O itaaustcf oil ttr
l. .sury nra led by Thomas
!. A,s,,rrhiae. and rushed thc con.
f,.,oasl appoitonment h'Il
81 tackled Kitop county onto
sss,,le 20 final vote
re- seattle lts slatora. Who had
med 10 the NWphine iil.onst'f
80, 4 Gard DO uartN atI','a'ioo
- an aelr fcc acnandins 90 b
- WIN taylor ordered tae tob
~ sra ne vote was tal,ct NAM
:" ~ honse members we've vei.inH
= hst Az We te.ins on t't'
,,lor pai4 so r,ycrtiou. AND tire
!. I. rall proctr Ta'l9r thtn
r'. ~ that the bill had been
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21

ZEMo plU Do rurprisc 90 you. Iuat aH
90 has been surprise Goo thousands who
how. alrpndy ttlrd a. Your first appli-
cation OF XEMp wit bring Instant relief
or your money iH refunded.
Pain and itching raw scnrching eczema
rofra. prirkly heat. plWpies. Hcalp itching.
raah. tcttcr. binckheuda. skin irritation or
Inflammation stops
pandruff la nothing but scalp cczemn.
witch ZEMO euro 90 ana stop scalp lion
ing u gives blessed relief 90 babyH skin
troubles.
Don't miss u for e5c 2emo IL a clean
antiaeptio solution. applied on the skin
No ointment or paste
hut three applications ~ your hirhly-
valued medicine had tho desired offcct
Tor eczema ana awful itching "-sol Ian
dau GO SOL Landau Clont and suit Co,
.St Louis. NO.
FIRST class druggists everywhere sell
XieMD. Zoe "a seated bottle. or sent diruct
on receipt 81 price by y. W Beae Medi-
csno Go, 80. Louis. Mo.
sola and guaranteed IN Seattle by
awif,ss prug Store corner second Az and
pHte. owl Drug Co'u two stores nartelrs
five Drug stores
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21

taking one small strand a q time.
The effect is immediate and amaz.
ing-your hair viii be Hight. fluffy
and way and have an appearance
OF abundance; an incompatible
lustre. softness and luxariance. the
beauty and simmer Of true hair
health.
Get q 25 cent bottle Of Knowl.
tons Dauderine from any drug
store or toilet counter. and prove
TO yourself toniChj-now 49, that
your hair is as pretty and soft as
any-ttat II has been reelected or
Injured By careless treatment
that's all.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
FIND GIRL NOT GUILTY
OF FIRIRG TWO HOTELS

chvcred when the jars came 90 with
a verdict % nos enty lu the ease
o. Barbara Arnold. d. years old.
cha gtd with nrson in the fra de-
gree in seiiins fire 20 the Wind
erncre. a fam.iy hot T. where she
raside1 with her employers. Rev
ID Wilson ard MS wif
The youth nd beauty cf De ei-l
aroused sympathy among m ms
persons during the trial 3aJbFn
mad good witness repuilatnr
her confession to Chief % Detectives
Alexander that she had caused enc
fire. ~ the Berlin. another family
hotel. in which three persons lost
their lives The berlin hotel fire
oc urred q few days before tho Win
dermere dre
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
FIRST APPLICATION OF A SIMPLE
REMEDY DARKENS FADED, GRAY HAIR

quickly removes dan3ruff leaves
the scalp clean and healthy, and
promotes the growth OF he hair.
II is a clean, wholesome dressing
which may be used at any time
with perfect safety.
Get a flfty-cent bottle from your
druggist today, and see how quickly
II will restore the youthful color
and beauty of your hair and forever
end the nasty dandruff, hot, itchy
scalp and falling hair, All druggists
sell Il under guarantee that the
money viii be refunded il you are
not satisfied after fair trial. Owl
Drug &c
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
tNLETff- SEATTLE
IN4Bf.tglAN HAIIMAN

HrAFfIE 10 ENUngrg iAm.t-a
tfstna 90 80 a. Ht and t1 . ga isstl
.rs..H fn Sol $40 So 20 ~ fi 20
n 1880 rU an Gse rb tt
$3.50 aa Co. ftt awe q ~ GlN
..Anf nfNtra seattle. tIffh Atf
nraf Weatfshr. UffrHe nad Afas ~ 'E
atat. IIAN.t .fh aud Nfsrn b aei
EEteGET Tl EEATrIE fml'et
tfsIns 1.o a 100 and 90 m in.f.
tft4na bea o. 90 zoo. hat ~ nH
l Hs 4 u 90 nann 20. Rh
SEQ 70 90. 90. tota . zoe
aaUY
freight leaves bath elites coo p r,
PACIFIC NuItruwEKf fuArrto> go
ENIuErr WAHft
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
TRANSOM TRAPS
FAT NEAR-THIEF

- ~ = ------,,---r----- -
NEN fOftk. J eh. II w edge
20 tightly -in q irausom that be
could not eStricate himself. a Fat
man deHcihinE himself as John
Techkowski. 10 years old ~ No
f032 Third av.. was caught at The
grocery store OF William Edslstelu
No 1866 DAILY nv. the Bronx. early
today. aud arr sted oh charge Of
attempted burglary II took five
minutes pushing and pulling by
Policeman MCCaulcy OF The Tire
mont station To- set the man ont 90
tho franElI
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21

DIR H{CuAt.n BARELY. whose on.
ngemeut 90 Miss Roosevelt has
been announced. wlll hardly b.,
rlassed rs hia f1thsflnlaW as q
moliyooddie lie g. an expert hossr.
IVAN su3 alround sth'eto. a uar
ward he foWrd "a the varsity crew
aud PLAYED hnlf.baok ol che eleven
dc wEs also pres dent of hiu class
C02l aud Nas sra uated With hon,
ors
He ana Miss Ethel we're drawn "a.
eethsr iarRely through their mutual
Interest Ga outdoor sports
4 Pattern Affair.
WIN do women 80 90 divorce
trials
To hear the evidence. ~
course
no, q bic 81 e. To gct Che spring
styles.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
CONVICT BANKER SEES HIS DAUGHTER WED

Uf rni IRE fH
ORLEANS I7.-Eugene r. Buhler.
wring the Tcuouic OF which president
society belle under heavy guard Of detective Miss BUTLER
W Coech who $4,000 bank
wall October
touching the which
be
weckos blessing the bride. kissed father
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21
HANG MURDERER IN
COURTHOUSE CUPOLA

WALNUT RPoE. Ark. Feb.
2f--acc-usc there was 70 scat
fold in. the county JAZZ. Dock
Driver. VINO murdered the Rev
J. p. 5iegers last oetebc- was
hanged in the cupois OF the
court house. The roSc was
swung over a roof qirder and
a deputy sheriff ierked the con-
denned man 10 his death.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21

CLEVELAND. FOLLOWING an
Illness Of two years. j. r. Kilfcyl,
former president of the Cleveland
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21

ST LOUIS. Mo. Fob ts-A
largo crowd tn the Juvenile cour
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-21

CINCINNATI GETS noals ncrh
cf Giant uiiity uuffcldor. for
waiver price,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-05
INDIANA HORSE SHOW
Brilliant SpectacIes a Feature
of the State Fair.

The night horse show of the
Indiana state fair will be ablaze with
picturesque events which will give
them increased popularity among the
admirers of blue blooded harness and
saddle animals. The entry lists show
chat a large number of the more
important stables of the country will
be represented, many of which have
not In other years participated in the
Indiana show, and, since the program
Is to be given in one of the largest
and most attractive arenas. aglow
with light and accompanied by the
music of the John c. Weber band. of
Cincinnati, there is every promise
that the horse show five evenings of
the fair, opening September 9Th, will
abound in greater richness than in
any year since these features were
started some years ago.
The horse show has steadily been
increasing in interest for both exhib-
itors and spectators until now it
holds rank with the foremost ex-
hibltions of this kind in the United
States. 1t attracts horses from nu-
merous states of the Middle West
horses which are prize winners In all
OF the great shows-and they come to
the Indiana fair because of the addi
tional distinction which blue ribbon
won there gives to them, as we'll as
for the rich money awards that are
bestowed. Few if any state fairs offer
the financial inducement that is held
out by the Indiana fair, the prizes for
the coming show amounting to $3,005
for harness horses and $1,325 for
saddlers, total of $500. There are
exhibition classes for all kinds of
show horses in which tie public is
interested, with numerous contests
for both men and women drivers and
equestrians. In the saddle classes
there will be events for three and five
gated animals, high school horses,
and combination harness and saddle
animals. In the harness events there
will be roadsters, runabouts, carriage
teams, ladies' turnouts, high steppers,
gig horses, tandems, unicorns, four
in-hands and teams of two, four and
six, to be shown to trucks.
All of the important buildings on
the grounds will be open until 9 p. M,
so it will be possible to see practically
the whole fair at night.
Auto parties are increasing in num-
bers from over Indiana to the night
shows, as we'll as in the day, hun
dreds of motor cars bringing visitors
last year. Autos are admitted to the
fair grounds without charge and free
parking space is provided.-Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-05
FARMERS At The STATE FAIR
Purdue University Experts Will Be In
structors of Men and Women.

Men and women who believe in the
modernized methods of farming,
which are best mastered through
schooling, yet who do not have the
time or opportunity to leave home
work TO acquire this highly important
knowledge, will during the Indiana
state fair, opening September 9Th,
find that the exposition offers them
comprehensive short cuts to this very
kind of collegiate education. The
whole fair will be a great school for
farm people, where they may CLEAN
a great fund of information through
observation, by contact with breeders
and tillers of the soil, and through the
intensely practical schooling which
will be offered by Purdue University.
Messrs. Thompson and Gebble will
have charge of the animal husbandry
exhibit; Richards and Palmer, horti-
culture; Beavers, Abbott and Cromer,
soils end crops; Philips and Embleton,
poultry; Drs. Craig and Whiting,
veterinary; Caldwell, Carver and
Mills, dairy; Frier, agricultural ex-
tension. In addition to these depart
ment men, Profs. Skinner, Christie.
Hunziker, Fisher, Wiancko and others
will spend the week at the Purdue
building.
The Purdue exhibit will be by far
the largest 1t has ever given at the
Indiana fair and it will be a great
opportunity for farm people to get
expert help in solving their farm
,suespons-Adv.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-22

ness will allow, only to. finally see the
blue waters fade away in the hot air
and give place to the burning sand?
Sometimes towns and cities appear
in the mirage, and there are those
who claim to recognize them as places
we'll known to them, but which lie
thousands Of miles away. Animals
frequently appear in the sky, usually
very much elongated and distorted.
and occasionally upside down. have
seen horses of mammoth proportions
travelling along a hot sand stretch.
Such sights are productive Of strange
sensations. Mountains frequently ap-
pear where there are no mountains;
sometimes you can see only their sum-
mits above the haze. In the same
mirage you may see animals, and
trees, and mountains, upside down,
while others Of these objects may be
resting in their normal position. Thus
they present strange sights. But awe
some and mysterious as they are, the
water mirage, out amid the hot deesrt
sands, 1t is a beautiful and interesting
spectacle The mirage is always un-
expected and is a wonderful picture
that nature paints on the pulsing air
with colors SO ephemeral that they
fade away in few brief hours at
most, and sa charming and exquisite
that no man: art may reproduce
them.-Los Angeles Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-22

and disciples, having expressed his
grief for his dying innocent. Socrates
replied with a smile, What" would
you have me die guilty?" i
This sentence did not shake the
constancy Of Socrates in the least.
II am going," said he to the judges,
with noble tranquility, ito suffer
death by your order, to which ma
ture had condemned me from the
first moment Of my birth; but my
accusers will suffer no less from in
fanny and injustice by the DEGREES of
truth" He calmly took leave Of his
family who visited him for the last
time in prison. When the deadly
poison was brought him, he drank 1t
off with an amazing fortitude and a
serenity of aspect not to be expressed
or even conceived. Till then his
friends, with great violence to them
selves, had refrained from tears, but
after he drank the poison, they were
no longer their own masters, but
wept abundantly. Apolodorus, who
had been In tears for some time, be-
gan then to lament with such exces-
sive grief as pierced the hearts Of all
that were present. Socrates alone
remained unmoved, and even reproy-
ed his friends, though with his usual
mildness and good nature. What are
you doing" said he to them: Il won
der at you. What Is become Of your
virtue? was it not for this I sent away
the women, that they might not fall
into these weaknesses? for have al
ways heard say, that we ought to die
peaceably, and blessing the gods. Be
at ease, 1 beg Of you, and show more
constancy and resolution" Thus died
Socrates, the wisest and the best man
the heather world could ever boast Of.
Philip, king Of Macedon, discovered
great moderation even when he was
spoken to in shocking and injurious
terms. At the close Of an audience
which he gave to some Athenian am
bassadors, who were come to complain
of some act of hostility, he asked
whether he could do them any ser
vice?" 1.-The greatest service thou
couldst do u.s." said Demochares, will
be to hang thyself." Philip, though he
perceived all the persons present were
highly offended at these words. made
the following answer with the utmost
calmness of temper: go, tell your su-
periors, that those who dare to make
use OF such insolent language, are
more naughty and less peaceably in
clined than those who can forgive
them."-Senec. de Ira.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-22

Comforting Assuranee.-A minister
who preached for many years in a
suburb of Cincinnati retired and went
to Florida to live. After a year or so
there he paid his first visit to New
York in ten years.
He wandered about for two days
and then went to see an old CinciD-
natl friend.
st have been watching the people in
this city," said the dominic to his
friend, "and I wonder and grieve at
the money-madness I see everywhere.
This rush and hurry and eagerness for
money abashes me. 1t is astonishing
why, down in Florida one can live in
comfort for $4,000 year, but here
they think and talk and act in terms
of millions!
TT is all so vast and complex" he
sighed. why, this afternoon walked
down by your tallest building. stood
on the curb and looked up and UP and
up, and tried to comprehend the i'm
mensity Of that structure. My mind
reeled. felt faint and dizzy. lean
ed against the building for support
and a passing newsboy chirped:
"Cheer up, old sport! 1t amt go
ing to fall on you!' Saturday Ev-
ening Post.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-07-22
9umoruas department.

Easily Explained.--Congre A.
w. Lafferty, of Oregon declared the
other evening that you can't lose
man who runs health resort, and
backed the statement with an inter-
esting story, relates the Philadelphia
Telegraph (.
Some time ago, he said, woman
who was little worn out, but much
of an invalid, went to a widely her
aided health resort to recuperate. Half
reclining in a big chair on the pleas
ant veranda Of one Of the hotels. she
addressed the. proprietor, who was
looking after the comfort Of the
guests.
MY doctor, you know" said the
invalid, in a languid voice. told me
to come here, that might get the
benefit of the south wind. Are the
winds here always south winds?"
"oh, yes, madam" was the prompt
reply of the wise proprietor, you
may be assured OF that"
$50 have understood" weakly re-
piled the invalid, but the flag on yon-
der pole surely indicates that the wind
is now coming from the north"
You are quite right madam" was
the easy explanation Of the proprietor,
but it is a south wind just the same
q south wind coming back"