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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
SITUATIONS WANTED

SITUATION wANTED-Young man
with several years experience as man
ager and bookkeeper in commissary
work desires a position. Best OF ref
erences furnished. Address P. o. Box
lis, Baldwin, Fla. I-20-1m
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

Gaulding made short business trip to
the Brick City Saturday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. S. Duval of Ocala
spent Saturday night and Sunday with
DR.. and Mrs. T. K. Slaughter.
Miss Lottie Perry of Pedro, spent
Saturday with Miss Julia Waters.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
SOMETHING NEW

A real washing machine on exhibi-
tion in the old Air Dome on Oklawaha
avenue, opposite court house, Ocala,
Fla. We invite the public to come
and see us demonstrate the machine.
1tw JOHN DELSCH,
Representing the Royal Laundry Ma
chine Co., Constantine, Mich.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

Chest pains and a dry. hacking
cough should be treated with Billiards.
Horehound Syrup taken internally. and
a Herrick's Red Pepper Porous Plaster
applied to the chest. Buy the dollar
size Horehound Syrup; you get Por-
Gus Plaster free with each bottle. Sold
by all drug uggists.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

If you have dizzy spells, attacks OF
momentary blindness, with ringing
noises in the ears it is an unfai1ing
sign of a torpid liver; a condition
which brings on some serious sickness
if neglected. Herbine is a powerful
liver tonic. 1t puts strength and ac-
tivity into the liver. purifies the bow
els and restores feeling OF health.
yigor and cheerfulness. Price soc.
Sold by all druggists.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

Here is a message Of hope and good
cheer from Mrs. c. J. Martin, Boone
Mill, Va, who is the mother Of eight
cen children. Mrs. Martin was cured OF
stomach trouble and constipation by
Chamberlain's Tablets after five years
of suffering, and now recommends
these tablets to the public. Sold by
all deaIers-Ady
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

Do you know that more real danger
turks in a common cold than in any
other Of the minor ailments? The
safe way IS to take Chamberlain's s
Cough Remedy, a thoroughly reliable
preparation, and rid yourself OF the
cold as quickly as possible. This rem
edy Is for sale by all dea1ers.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

For a sprain you will find Chamber
lain's Liniment excellent. It allays
the pain, removes the soreness, and
soon restores the parts to healthy
condition 25 and so cent bottles for
sale by all dealers.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

There is no better medicine made for
colds than Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. It acts on natures plan, relieves
the lungs, opens the secretions, aids
expectorations; and restores the system
to healthy condition. For sale by all
dealerS-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
OCALA FLORIDA, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1913 NO. 2l6

has a big dray and a team of power
full mules, with competent men to
manage them, and will haul and deliver
your goods with promptness and good
care. Call phone 470.-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
BUY SOON OR BE SORRY

Prices Of all unsold lake front lots
at Lake Weir viii be advanced Jan
uary 18th. r. L Martin, Merchants
block, Ocaia, Fla. 1-13-14
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
LEVON

Painter and Charles Davis of the Ma
tional Land Co, Summerfeld, were
transacting business in Levon Friday
Messrs. w. J. Frink and Charles
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
BUSINESS PROPERTY FOR SALE

A choice piece OF business property
well located, for sale; cash
or terms Address, box 164, city.-Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT

Merchants Cafe, A. C. L depot cor
ner. Meals a Ia carte and lunches At
any hour.-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
CEMETERY WORK

If you have a cemetery lot that needs
attention, see us. Curbings, vases, etc.
woodmar Sand & Stone Co.
1-2S-tf Phone 331.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

Edison phonograpns ana nearly two
thousand records to select from at A.
E. Burnett's.-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
DRAY FOR GENERAL DELIVERY

Mr.. A. S. Burgess has gone into the
transfer and delivery business. He
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

Pearl tooth brushes are sold at
Gerigs Drug Stores at Csc. and guar
anteed.-Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08

Many beautiful pieces or hand
painted china at Burnett, the Jewell
er'S-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
WILL WAGE A HOLY WAR
Trade by Sheik- of An-Islam Against
the Infdel-Great Battle Around
GallipoIi

Constantinople, Feb s.-A holy war
throughout the entire Moslem world
has been proclaimed by the chief priest
of the Mohammedan church. Mussul-
mans in Russia, Morocco. Algeria, In
dia and European Turkey are urged in
impassioned trades TO rise up against
the 'infideis" who are trying TO destroy
Mohammedanism
The Young Turk government is on
the verge of collapse. Two Italian
warships arrived at the Golden Horn
yesterday and the Sultan will take
refuge aboard if his life or liberty is
Threatened.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-02-08
Great Battle Raging mt GalIipoli

Athens, Feb. S.-The fierce battle of
Ganipoi continues. So terrible is the
bombardment that wireless messages
from the Greek feet in the Aegean sea
are interrupted. A fleet has been con-
centrated near the western entrance
to the Dardanelles and is ready to go
in and start the bombardment of Con-
when the straits are clear
ed
under the fierce onslaughts of the al
lied armies. Six thousand have been
killed and wounded. The Turks are
moving their Asiatic' armies up but
the allies are also constantly receiv-
ing reinforcements.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
Daddy 'sBedtinne
StOrV
Iair lns, the
: NimbIe Rainbow
Messenger Maiden.
r. ACK nnl |

Z ACE aud Evelyn daddy mp The cushions on the
n sitting
~ We want comfy, daddy dear" Evelyn said
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d'y SMILED Mothers all he
HttI" lolbS he ned ''
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times '"
"loD asked 10 bout the beautiful rai,Irv that ~ T.,
] r daddy BEGAN 'It is wonder rainbow
VII" ven lovely '"rs-Fct indigo blue
~. "' 'n WI" made charming everything they saw
o" }"n will want TO know lovely Young y
lucy ' served ia" greatest of their goilesScs
'' '\' tai down 70 son
We're SoIils n,Isb had
''"ill' It" reward the crIiuds .,na n
''I.' ''' Tor Them In such ,
''' Mercury fellow and nod in ~
UT ~ IN MS haI'l he tjpnn
w" i'NtS iWlle rrnitor r,
' DAINTY Iris the daughter a god goddess
% "N lovely slim young girl cotton -,
wings O gold " Nv '"i'' 9ouhs 'eet Her
~ ''" which we sometimes shower the Crooks said
Tue ,'S' which Iris let down wished TO cross rr % %
nome III the sky % ocartb '''"' '' sous
Us Queen JWuoS svtrcno ,lyo
' " '' nF trouble rhcr Mercury better oc ~,
~ '''l 'hn more
S m '' Ll0i Of the pretty messenger but of tho anide
~ 40 not i'IeV" these NoWw know ,,a raI
ooN caused by the shining through the rapIro,s ut &
seven ''orS into which the vIitc
the S" are then reflected TO a bow ~ "S' o'
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
What is the smaIres, state in so,oo,, {,

What Is the smallest state in Europe ?
Tie autonomous republic of llorcs.
net, on the boundary between Ger.
many aud Belgium. Morcsncl has an
area of barely one and one.auor.
Ter miles and Il population of 900
\ boundary commission. settling from.
tiers after the fall Of Napoleon in ISIl
was unable to agree ON the ownership
OF this tiny piece Of land and finally
leit the question for future settlement
Meanwhile it was 10 be- administered
Jointly 10y tie two states. The Joint
administration soon resulted i'm an ,d
mlhiNtration 10y neither state. and ,,n
community beramc self gn,crpipa. m.
der the Protection Of Prussia and Er
gum. In 1911 the two gunrantrrii,
countries gave the district its own in
d"p'nd"m administration ON reach
INK the military axe tlo Youth of Nor.
t>h"t has ihc choice uf serving citl.r
Belgium or Gcrmu,
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
ooDGING THs CAMPAIGN LAW.

Ac.I'aa,,F t.e Su.lrr Impeachment
shows hH" .a got around the ramuacn
fund psu.,u.F mu The candidate who
would uo embarrassed 'e publicity
may d' what Sallrr d.a. lie collect
ed as fund personally rem a.S
friends. Then hr tu', ut HhorJ" 10 go
what ID" chose With &c. This happened
90 be 20 D., his Wall street debts and
try TO increase hts capital py ,nrr0a-
t."n. II may Do. luat this strengthened
him most r"r bis campa but tn
accounts would NOT Ioo. Well for pub
hcauou So n" Kept them o. himself
Enough Tor 'Ie rouaa~ or The cam
p"-en went lmoueh rhe committee and
into his report
So!z'r seems 10 have done this iu
pure sincerity Hr TOOK the funds in
checks and indoraod them campaign
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06

The disappearance of the great free
grazing ranges OF the west has made
cattle raising on extensive lines very
d.farult IN this country II each far
ln"r w"uLd raise a few beef cattle, the
strlug"ncy could Dee relieved. but u"
farmer can hr compelled To- do So
II may hc nat We are destined to
rely for beef uu the South American
.cuuuies whose great free grazing
ranges are OF unlimited extern. making
.attls raising ou a. large scale profit
1tle business But even so. il does not
lessen "a" force OF the fact that one
reason for th" high cost Of meat these
.la's b. 'hr lm'ri,an's tender tooth.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
Wager of Rattlr

ia iNlI one Richard Thornton. called
10 th' bar of the kings bench charged
WIN the murder of Mary Ashford. i'm
open court threw down his glove and
dciied his accuScr whcrrupon thor.
was a pretty to ii" Wager of battle.
II was supposed. had died natural
u'aiii IN the dark ages. but Lord El.
l'hh"rough after much consultation of
precedent held that it was still the
laW OF England ari ordered n 1cld ,o
y" prepared Thprnton's arcuser th.r..
upon drrI.uing combat the prisoner
was discharged Next year parliament
passed an act aboliShing this privilege
o' appeal {" the strong right arm.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06

huu 7-''''"' " '''
"Ncs "
What fors"
ne , conccitcd thing. simply
couldn't stand him" ''''
never heard him brag. What
u'"h'N You thiuk him corceitndY'
NJ 'H" tim" We were engaged he
n'N'r once told me thai be was I'M.
N"'I"N "i my lOve."-Detroit Free
Press.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
ProvIslona! Government

ih"r said The small boy. what
Is provisional governmenty
"e'I' my sou. my Impression ia a
general way is that II provisional gov
erI'iIent Is one that has To keep hus.
.llns from day 10 day for provisions
Washington Star.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
Maxine Sure

Understand me, sir cannot llva
without your daughter"
hut don't you misunderstood mo
Young man What want ro know
m'" Is where YOU ana Mary intend +,
NV i've after YOU have been married ~
-. Louis Republic.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
The Best OF Er;ep,,s

Browns Tue
should think so, We're takiny
care OF their canary, bulldog ana cold.
h5h while they're abroad" - ne,ro',
Free Press. elIoIt
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
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Paradnnlr,l

would walk on hot riowshares
Tor your sake. my love"
FN' ana the minute von tried II Won
American. '''''''iore
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06

There is to be no immigration leg
islation this session. BY the time the
currency bill is passed every one viii
ae too "Ncausted 10 take up anything
else.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06

Photos by American Press Association.
SiNrlH doehurs strike Involving PERHAPS Io men started IN Dab
~ and heads
"a
he
strikers numbered Riot
Dublin
filed The strikers blamed the trouble vi Murphy, Dublin
king shown Here The told icooly The trouble
c
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06

II must be hard to pry those Yar.-
KEGS ont of Mexico. Every time now
issue is raised they are ordered to hike
but AS yet there has been no notice
able exodus.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06

How is the red fire in fireworks pro.
dueed7
BY nitrate OF strontium, which burns
with a red fame.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06

AT"ATER - Although his new
town sprans up on the Grand Trunk
between Bad Axe and Casg city. since
tho railroad started operations recent
ly il has located many new enter
priscs.
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
Can you tell me how 10 take tn,
squeak out OF shoes?

Saturate the soles with linseed oil,
sweet oil or melted lard. Let the sOles
OF the shoes stand in one OF these lu-
bricants overnight
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06
Did New York city experiences an
earthquake in the eiahtiss7

New York experienced a moderate
earthquake shock on Sunday, Aug. 10,
1884. An earthquake which had It's
center In Charleston. x. g., On Aug 81,
1886, was also felt there
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06

- You broke your engagement with
The Calumet news., 1913-10-06

I'y r.o tim" t.s ,ifa no. ..a,udcd
h'r interruption man ra. forgotten
what h" originally u'"rIad ,u ,ay.-
Ledger
Connecticut western news., 1913-12-04
What the Other Fellows Say.

A wild man is reported to be at large in Maryland. If it were in South Caro- lima they'd round him up, trim his beard, cut his hair, elect him Governor and threaten the United States Senate with him. Courier-Journal.
 Humpty Dumpty, the well-known egg of commerce, seems to have overcome that falling habit.-Chicagu News.
 The attention of Senator Vardaman is called to Battersea, England, which has just elected negro Mayor-New York Press.
 The authority of the Bible rests on no authors name, or no miraculous attesta- tion, on no dictum of council or synod x * * but on its own compelling power to convince men that it came from God. Rev. J. Patterson Smyth in the Churchman.
 Miss Jane Addams denies that Ameri- can women are degraded by the fashion of clothes they wear just now. What she said at a Settlement meeting in Pitts burgh puts the whole matter on just the right basis: "The' less clothes we can wear with modesty, the better" The attitude of spirit is the essential thing, both for the woman who wears the clothes and the man who admires them. The Congregationalist.
 "Never trust bald-headed man." says the ginger girl of New York, who is now suing a Winsted man for breach of promise. What have the members of the Bald Head Club of America during the honeymoon of their president, to say to this reasonable utterance, literally reeking with lese majestie?-Ansonia Sentinel.
 Editor Rodemeyer of the Connecticut Western News announces that he in tends to take a two weeks vacation, doubtless his wedding tour, and has en- gagged the services of two c,ergymen of the land of Canaan to take his place Though John denies it, it takes two pretty good men to take his place in the editorial chair. He says the brethren have Consented to editorialize on condi- tion that he reciprocate upon his return. Announcement of special trains at excur- sion rates over the Central New England will be made later.-Shore Line Times
Connecticut western news., 1913-12-04
DianhaneitY.

Our heartiest congratulations to John Rodemeyer, editor of the "Connecticut Western News" not only on his mar riage. last week Thursday, but on his engaging the Congregational and Methodist ministers in Canaan, to run his paper while he is on his honey moon. No one but Rode" would have the nerve to attempt to carry off n stunt like that. We are eagerly await ing this weeks issue of the News" But man who can organize the Bald Head Club of America can accomplish most anything. Enqnirer.l
 Brother Rodemeyer has nothing on the ministers who are filling his edi- torial shoes This weeks "Conneou. cut Western News" has some inspiring Thanksgiving Thoughts contributed by the Canaan clergy and then comes this theological paragraph :-
 "It might be interesting to know that the present tendency toward the dla. phanous skirt of circumscribed limits is but resurrection of very ancient fashion. This very fetching attire was not unknown to Moses and recent archaeological discovery represents old Pharaoh before his goddess dressed in Il hobble skirt that has the extreme of the present style skinned a mile. ."- Hartford Courant.
 The "sub" editor, who inserts the above. asserts that it was the other "sub" editor, who was the author of the clever paragraph.
Connecticut western news., 1913-12-04
When the Railroad Was Young.

A correspondent, Professor Edward l.. Morse of Salem, sends us the fol- lowing extract from a letter written by Louis Agassiz to his mother. Tue letter is dated Boston, December, ls48 :-
 Leaving Boston the i6th of Octo. Der, went by railroad to New Haven, passing through Springfield. The rapidity of tho locomotion is frightful to those who are unused to it, but you adapt yourself to the speed, aud soon become like all the rest of the world, inpatient of the slightest delay. we'll understand that an antipathy for this mode of travel is possible. There is something internal ill the ir- resistible power of steam, carrying such heavy masses along with the swiftness of lightning. The habits growing out of continued contact with railroads, and the influence they exert on a portion of the community, are far from agreeable until one is famil- far with them. You would cry out in dismay did you see your baggage flung about pell-mell like logs of wood, trunks, chests, travelling. bags, hat.boxes, all in the same mill, and if here and there something goes to pieces no one is astonished never mind we 20 fast we gam time-that is the essential thing"
 And this was on the Boston & AL bany And there was baggage-smash- ing in 1s46 Philip Hale in Boston Herald.
Connecticut western news., 1913-12-04

the public over the head and we didn't preach. We know something of the struggle with the intelligent compost tor." for when we tried to say concern ing Kenneth Wynne
 "He spoke here in the last presidential campaign and also made a sensation at the recent Bald Head Club banquet, by covering hls bountiful supply of hair with bald head wig"
 The proof came in as follows:
 "He spoke hero in the last presidential Carnage, cake also piade sensation at at the secent Ball-head Club banquat, cirrning his beautiful supper hair intle a bald head wig
 We know something of the baffied sensation of the interviewer for we tried it on U H." and all the information we got on the subject of the senator ship, will be found on our front page. But we found out the real joy of having our natural tasto as gossip-mongers justifably satisfied. It would have done your heart good to have seen us gloat over this latest biG of news Mary sold her little lamb last Friday" or "Johnny Jones was late for school on Monday" We always did like to please Mary and Johnny and so we put it in the paper. But now we must quit. Be- hold the bridegroom has got back, but he was told by the other editor that he must keep his hands off this issue on penalty of his life. But now we lay down the shears and the blue pencil. If any man has complaint "let him now speak or else hereafter forever hold h1s peace"-or see the doctor. We will not be responsible longer for the editoral policy of this paper. We are through. If John wants to get married again he'll have to get some one else to help him out. We're now retired editors (wirh- out pensions) but our experience is at the disposal of our successor and we won't "Mellenize Here's good luck to you John, and may you maintain the high moral tone which has characterized The News of late.
Connecticut western news., 1913-12-04

IlcIb
 But don t care I've got one left.
 Life. Syncopa ion is the thief of time.-Life. Madge -''Did the count ask you if you would lo.e him p
 Marjorie No; he asked me if I would marry hlm."-Judge.
 Miss Anthropic-"Is an elopement ever prudent ?"
 "It may be sometimes. but generally it Is mistaken affair. ."-Baltimore American.
 When you is betwixt Satan an de dee D sea, dat's de time you planes de worl d bekaze you didn't larn how to swim. - Atlanta Constitution.
 "I suppose that with links it was a case of marry ill haste, aud repent at leisure."
 Not exactly. His principal complain t appears to be that he has no leisure. "- Buffalo Express.
 Farmer-Yes, sir. that hired man of mlne is one of the greatest inventors of the century,"
 City boarder-"You don 'tsay What did he invent? ?"
 Farmer-"Petrified motion. Judge. The Boston girl who is going to wed her husband with silver ring and re- ceive gold one in exchange is very modern and up-to- date, but somehow this doesn't look like sex equality. .-Bos- ton Transcript.
 The Judge :-"Now my son, you must make your choice-will you live with your father or your mother ?"
 The boy :-"Please. sir if you can only keep them apart, should like to live with both. Life.
 Has your wife found a house that suits her ?"
 Well, yes 1t suits her. All but the kitchen range, the closets, the cellar, the the front parlor, the vestibule, the light. ing arrangement and the dining room wall paper. r.''-Louisville Courier Jour- nal.
 Any insanity in your family?" asked the life insurance man.
 "No." replied Farmer Corntossel. "I couldn't afford to hire any alienist. If our boy Josh gets into any trouble we'll jes' have to admit that he's plain fool ish. " Washington Star IS sue d SOOu singer
 'I wish you wouldn't ask me. Some people may like her voice, but I'm pre-. judiced." Whats the trouble ?''
 "I'm her next door neighbor De troit Free Press.
 Can one place any dependence in Binks?''
 "Yes; but it will not stay placed for long. .'-Butfalo Express.
 He-"I always loved the good and the beautiful" :"
 She "Oh, JohE, what pretty way to ask me !'-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
 "In his speeches Griggs IS confounding his enemies"
 Yes and privately he is using even stronger language. Buffalo Express.
 "Why don't you join in cleaning up our fair city ?''
 What's the use? The suburbanites will track mud right into town again. '' - Kansas City Star.
 Little Clarence-"Pa, is there really 'honor among thieves'?''
 Mir. Callipers-"NO, my son thieves are just as bad as the seneral run of the people. Pluck.
Connecticut western news., 1913-12-04

humor on the part of one of the brethren. l would like to move the previous ques- ton on the fat members first notion"
 Will you please state again your first motion," said the president.
 "Dumf know what 1t wuz," sad the fat member.
 "Well. If he doesn't l don't know who does, and l move we adjourn" said Charles Adam. And 1t was so voted.