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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
vSE ALIENS Foor-EasE.

the An1tsep tiC powder to be shaken into the
shoes Tor tired. aching feet 1t takes the sting
ont Of corns and bunious and makes walking
a delight Sold everywhere. use. Refuse sub
stitutes Fer FREE trial package, address A.
= Alrlsfe,3- l.sa Roy. \. Y. ASE.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
Result.

I'll hurI the insult back in that
fellows teeth
Then he'll have to eat his words"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
EestherSd Girl.

Looks rather plain, does she notF"
Well. those are her own feathers.
She can't afford anything artificial
Harper's Bazaar.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
The Quarrel

You said, when you proposed that you'd rath-
er live in eternal torment with me than in bliss
by yourself
We'll, I've had my wish."-London Opinion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
Its Kind,

This head work of yours is some
thing of a tax, isn't it,"
Yes; something OF a poll-tax."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
lumped the Track.

And Zens turned Niobe into g
stone.
Did they have motor cars in those
days, dad?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13

The best cure for kleptomania may
be arrest cure.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
Lie Nav of Ii.

Have you got a cook yeti"
NO, but one is coming today to
see If We suit her.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13

Ruth-Yes; I got papa to buy a
vacuum cleaner for mother.
Maud-How thoughtful!
Ruth-Yes. Mother is little stiff
fened up with rheumatism, you know,
and used to feel so sorry to see her
trying to use the broom that / always
left home on sweeping day.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13

Only One ~BROMO QUINENE''
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUISINE. Look
for the signature OF Z. w. GROVE Cures q Cold
in One Day, Cures Grip IN Two Days sc,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13

When 4 merchant assigns" he gen
orally assigns the wrong reason for it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
Sometimes They Are Stolen.

OOIIFNtfIITNo IINy FffN OtOIS'''
after all, you ought to buy an
auto"
Buy one, child? That would be
difficult. But l might try to get one"
-Meggendorfer Blaetter (Munich.l
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13

ana 10 prevent any premature
statements in public about the age
and character of the remains.
Dr. Smith Woodward is to be CON
graduated on the skill with which
he has demonstrated their very
great interest and importance. The
fact that they are the first fossil
lied human bones found in a flint
bearing gravel associated with
flint implements is itself of great
interest.
The human bones found are the
right half of lower Jaw and &
large part of the left side of the
skull. They were dug out of a
gravel not more than four feet
below the surface-and not far
apart-so that they probably are
parts Of the same Individual The
bones are nineralized and deenlv
stained through and through nv
iron OF a ruddy-brown color, as is
the sand and the f1ints among
which they are found. They were
in broken state when discovered
and the broken edges had been 2
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
Siasn and Altitude

Some Swiss doctors maintain that
the amount of sleep should be regu-
lated by altitude. Too much sleep,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13

they say, is as harmful as too much
food or drink. In low lying districts
seven hours slumber may be enjoyed
with impunity, but up in the noun
tains five hours is enough. These sleep
specialists also ban the practice of
remaining in bed in the morning. half
awake, and insist on the necessity of
rising as soon as sleep fails As a re-
suit Of th cir announcements endeav-
ors have been made to form sleeping
societies in Switzerland for the pur-
pose of regulating the amount of sleep
to be taken in the different districts.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13
90 Hasty.

"Diggs can dash of epigrams with.
out moments thought"
That's just the way they sound"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-02-13

one hand, while he rattles the bones
with the other; and his sister Belle
kin play on the gittar an the banjo
an her brother Bill kin play Money.
musk on the coronet until you can't
keep your feet still, kin do mighty
good stunt on the harmonicy, an If
you want to hear music you want to
hear US all git goin' on our dif'rent
instruments an singin' from Gospel
Hymns Number Six, Glad to have you
line Us for the sing we have ev'ry
night from seven or eight o'clock to
past midnight some nights Judge.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-08
EFFECT OF CLOTHES ON MORALS.

VNDER THE ABOVE CAPTION Oegonan
signed Miss r. " M takes oregonan
the state the subject present
" The writer other things wide field for speculation
least, and says;
'Bed there the biological principal operating
improve the Cohethee troublesome
s that for the sake of bettemeut ought
is writer presumably who boldly rights
that heretofore have been denied him. This very interesting correspondent
boldly asserts that the biological principal operating
improve the race gives the right be the
build and make the construction of the female before finally making
selection of mate This is indeed good
news but will not be rather tough pigeon
d for instance who otherwise the Bon
mentsf The writer aesy that great
freedom dressing their
ged She
hetated to show their physical
and frankly increasing tendency
bogcay and therefore morally
Then top of all this she adds Another
doubt to large extent hut tho direction covering
From all this the substance things
the poets write about eventually public property
is to continue along the lines curament
Cuty sar will be in style and half gossam
win comprise my hdys wardrobe
"Meanwhle the lady, "L take good
advice and should be followed for will certainly
vsncod by her to maia However
most of the erner will firm grip their bshg
try to survive the worst best that The
of anthopogcal evolutionary achievements that heretofore
to travel far the nsocated male bed
generic classification of ''pwgnosticaton."
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-08
MUST SHOW UP INCOMES.

- HE RAILROAD COMMISSION notified several companies
them the Salem Water Company that they must furnish the commission
detailed information their their This the
first the final adjudication of the Salem water question:
The work on hand and will be
the before the Salem matter
up still encouraging know that it is
under that that will be reached sometime and when it is
pretty that there will reduction the Salem rates
they this it might be said that there
complaints this office concerning the doing business the
company digs up.
complaint that the refuses rebate of 10
advises The specific charge that when the
his BILL he asked he wanted his gang BILL and reply
ing that he did not want at that time his other bill discounted
When he went his regular monthly bill recently he told that
he could be given discount that bill unless he paid the irrigation bill
He said that he did not discount the irrigation bill when he
paid it, but why his regular bill not subject discount just the
usual The however, does that and refuses
to discount of his bills until that particular bill paid However, the
whole matter will be heshed out months and there will be
and satisfactory deal
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-08
THE SECRETARY VERY MUCH ENJo1NED.

HN HE DAY BILL providing special election November
made things extremely interesting
has been mjoDe restrained until lunch
to look at his files before he if he has been enoned from
doing He gotten papers
that if speak to him without warning him that intentions honor
ae he reaches for receipt book writes receipt wayng
and promising put the matter possible
He much like the chickens belonging that
ed often that every time coveredwagon up they all laid
and crossed their legs waiting to be tied.
The latest thing this line Monday injunction suit
filed nnn him from putting initiative the ballot the
special election called by the Day bill for November complaint
that the bill unconstitutional it calls
nothing to be voted where there might be nothing of this kind The
complaint also sets that there the minor provisions made for
carrying the election that
filed Monday and it will be final
ement' That the bill will be held
there will be special election this will necessarily follow. In the
while happen letter secretary
u injunction" olcot will
been getting another suit against office
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Hood River says her cherry crop was
never better.
Independence will pave IA blocks
this year.
Machinery is arriving to begin work
on the Valley & Siletz railroad, which
is to be built from Independence to the
Siletz Basin, and will later extend to
Newport.
Thomas A. Robinson, brakeman on
the Oregon Electric, was almost instant
ly killed near Garden Home Sunday ev.
ening. He fell from the train owing
to the breaking of rod he was lean
ing on, but was caught by the steps
and dragged 100 feet His skull was
crushed by striking against the ties.
A Mosier man has just finished
clearing a 55-acre tract of land, it cost
ing him $3.50 per acre.
A dispatch from Klamath Falls says
Ivan Daniels was killed near there Fri.
day night by being run over by
freight train.
Malheur county's hay crop was badly
damaged by rains.
Picking Of loganberries has begun at
Quinaby.
Mrs. Angeline Liable, pioneer Of
1853, died in Portland Sunday after
noon.
Sweet pea show in Oregon Hotel at
Portland today
Hood Rivers public improvements
for 1918, now completed, in progress or
proposed, will cost in the neighbor.
hood of $l5O,OOO,
All the Friday weeklies are apologize
ing to their readers 70 premature ap-
pearance and certain lack of finish.
The Fourth explains it.
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At a funeral at McMinnville last
Sunday the auto hearse was used for the
first time in that city, and all the We.
hicles in the procession were automo-
biles.
MArshfield firemen are vehemently
protesting against the plan of the city
council to put on salary a fire chief,
who shall "double" as ex.officio mem.
Der of the police force
Roseburg recently established pub.
lie market, an outdoor affair, is scoring
such success and making such growth in
volume and variety of products offered
that talk of housing it is already
heard.
Medford MailTribuue: That it pays
to be beggar in Medford was shown
when an ablebodied deaf and dumb
man cashed in forty odd dollars, the
result Of one days aims seeking in
Medford At this rate his income is
over 500 month.
2#s
Eighteen banners stretched across
Astoria s streets, suitably inscribed
with catchy slogans, will catch the Wis.
itor' eye henceforth. Among them is
the official slogan, Astoria-The Town
to Tie To- Another one with the
punch is "Astoria--Down Grade From
| Everywhere. "
Judd Early, a rancher living near
Myrtle Creek, was drowned in the imp.
qua river along with his team, Sunday.
! His 9.year.old son was on the bank and
saw his father, who was fording the
river with his team, swept over the
rapids.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-08
Law in Coal.

The Johnsons, according to a recent
story, had an old hen which insisted
upon neglecting her comfortable nest
TO Law a daily egg in the coal cellar.
"G can't think, fretted Mrs. John.
son, as she and her small son, Joe
together hunted for that particular
egg, "why this one hen insists upon
using the coal bin.
"Why, that's easy, mother" ex
claimed Joe in astonishment. 81
S pose she's seen the sign; Now is the
time TO lay in your coal. 4"
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Albert Devine was arrested in Port
land Friday and sent to Jail for 80 days.
All that was found on him was small
Bible, but the detectives think he stole
that. Pretty tough when a man gets
jugged for "getting religion"
An advertisement carried on the
streets Friday for the dance that even
ing among other things read: "Cloth-
ing checked free. "Must be going
to have a swimming contest - remarked
a cynical visitor.
It is claimed by some long-haired
scientist that the weather can now be
predicted a year ahead of time, owing
to some things recently discovered
about sunspots, and their relation to
weather These predictions can in fact
be made now, but they are of no more
real value than the present predictions,
which are correct once the weather gets
settled and before it makes up its
mind to change.
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Mulhalls story of how congress and
the big political leaders played into
the hands of the interests, is certainly
interesting reading. If his story is one
half true there are some men who have
loomed large in public affairs who will
be relegated to the waste dump. Uncle
Joe Cannon is one of them.
That woman who stayed with the
carnival Saturday night until she was
taken to the hospital to become a moth
er, which we are glad to chronicle, she
did successfully, was surely ga dead
game sport."
The city editor of The Capital Jour
nal deserves the thanks Of the COM
munity for the splendid weather during
the Cherry Fair. The weather bureau
generally sends out bulletin that
reaches this office in the morning, but
Thursday morning he neglected to dc
this "Guess I'll have to make the
weather myself this morning." said
Donahue, "and I don't see why We
can It have it first-class, if we can make
it ourselves" So he sent the copy il
"Fair and Warmer" and that was tht
kind we had.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-08

An advertisement carried on the
streets Friday for the dance that even
ing among other things read: "Cloth-
ing checked free "Must be going
to have a swimming contest, " remarked
a cynical visitor
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-08

will the e
" paelp oupplus
til sand ackeCo
lg be avOies the
musmakerO mfo the w
for July Read item.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-06
incompatible With Public Interest

resolution
claimants
= of
of what offered
president returned
to
would be
the lists and
information by the resolution"
information
its possession effort lists The lid must b
down, all hazards
prevailing all the country that
Mexico establish themselves forfeited all rights
protection doctrine but
public generally
correspond tradiOns
for the simple protection f meican citizens,
China 1854; Uruguay 1885, China 1859; Africa K
Panama 1850; Japan Uruguay 1882 Korea
Island 1885, Chile 1885, Hawaii 1898; Nicaragua
Domingo Honduras
and 1911; China, 1912; Nicaragua, 1918
punish
In
Islands, in in 1867.
Islands, Nicaragua 1855; Japan
1858; andKo In
to protect
all the that the president the secretary
vhatha happening years?
the private consideration Nh Wilson and Bryan7
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-06

the aid of sunbOnnets women have
churned most of the butter of the eOun-
try, have weeded thousands of acres of
garden and have hung out the clothes
Of a soiled and careless pOpulaee- In a
section where the sunbonnet predomi-
mates there are very few facilities for
dancing the Tango, but on the other
hand, the servant problem doesn't
bother anyone, and crops are exception
ally good
A great many scientists are messing
I'D their brains in an effort to discover
the secret Of the high cost Of living. If
they were to concentrate their intelh-
gent glares upon the sunbOnnet and
ponder over its rise and decline they
might get many useful suggestions
When women got 10 cents worth Of sun
bonnet in the spring and did $500 worth
of work under It in the summer, there
was no eost-of-living problem But
when she hung the bonnet on a hook,
crowned herself with a SO hat, held on
BY an SIS hat pin and sailed out to tea
each afternoon, while the eutworms
Toasted on the cabbage and the hired
girl left the refrigerator door open, a
change came over the land Let con-
gress restore the sunbonnet by law and
all viii be well-Copynght, by George
Matthew Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-06
WEED MAN HAS CLOSE
CALL DURING STORM

Weed, n. NJ, Aug. 6.-Drayton Mills
had a narrow escape from death as he
was helping haul over his new thresher
from Cloudcroft- A thunder storm was
brewing and a bolt of lightning struck
a large tree near the road. His horses
became frightened and overturned his
wagon, pinning him underneath, with a
lot Of small machinery. A long cash
was cut across his breast and he re-
cefved several cuts on his face. While
his injuries are very painful, they are
not serious.
Rev. Mr.. Cooksey and Rev. Mr.. Bar
net are holding a weeks revival meet
ing at Weed, with both morning and
evening services. Much interest is be-
ing taken.
Mrs. L A. Spencer, of FL Paso. is at
her cottage at Sleepy Hollow. She will
entertain several Ell PasOans this
month. Those who accompanied her
are: }. T. Spencer. Lutte Macy. little
Margaret Mccarthy. Newton Cullom.
and Mrs Spencer's three sons, all of Ell
PasO.
DIT. W. E. Garrison. former president
Of the New Mexico State college, in Sc
lecting the faculty for his Boys COL
lege at Claremont, Cal, engaged a well
known Weed boy. Floyd z. Pattison,
son Of Mr.. and Mrs. c. z. Pattison.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-06
CoRtentnent
BY Walt Mason

I used to sort O pine and banker to
be a well fed village banker, with money
in my paws; l used to stand where men
were banking, and listen to the ThinO
clanking, and think how sweet it was.
ME that l was full of prunes. Behold
me- he said, in sOmber tones, "a man
by care distressed, COMPOUNDED, though
at all times l am surrounded by heaps
of golden bones. I'm old before nv time
with worry and every business flare and
furry puts gray hairs on my head; and
sometimes when the day is ended, and
to my palace I have wendell. | wish
that I were dead. Be satisfied" the
banker muttered; "vOu have Your home
your bread IS buttered, and peace before
YOU lies; sidestep the business hurly-
burly, and do your Christmas shopping
early. and swat ten million flies" And
every man whose Job l covet admits at
once he doesn't love it; it rather makes
him tired; some other Jobs have made
the fellows whose snaps are much de-
sired. Perhaps some chap is sore as
blaZes because / sit here stringing phrases
together into rhyme; he thinks, the dis
cOntented Brighter, If he could push my
old typewriter he'd have a bully time.
But Peace. which holds our admiration,
belongs to nary task or station. it isn't
bought or sold; and Peace, the only
thing that matters, will sometimes seek
the man in tatters. and shun the man of
gold Copyright, 1913, by George Mat
thew Adams
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-06
The Sunbonnet
By GEORGE FITCH.
Author of AT Good Old SiyTash-"

~ HE sunbonnet is a rare relic OF
antiquity which is now found
4 only on the stage and IN remote
portions of the country, far from the IN
terurban cars.
The smbOnnet is an ingenious freckle
preventer,ma de out of calico, and ties
under the chin with bow knot 1t can
be bought for ten cents, and made for
two. When women wear them, the ef-
feet is the same as putting binders on
men. A woman's face, when 1t Is i'm
bedded in a sunbonnet, IS invisible ex-
cept from the front Thus the sUnbOn-
net makes all women alike, beautiful
from the side, and many a wandering
Judge has watched a sunbOnnet Maude
Muller rakingt he hay in a sunbonnet
and has loved her madly until she
turned his way-after which he has gone
on without any regard for the speed
limit
The sunbOnnet is worn by women who
are not advertising their good looks,
however, and they don't care. When
woman puts on a sunbonnet, it is a
sign that she is about to become ex-
tremely useful. The sunbonnet IS the
badge of feminine industry just as the
overall is complete abb for any man
charged with lOafing IN society. With
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-06
Moving Out Of the Country

owing
establish Canada the great lakes especially to
trade
corporation will
OJbway, straits
uento of the
careful
particularly hostile legla
ion and active prosecution
of establish
hostile legislation
the homer market
100000 Of the John Jacob Aston
of
young Vincent feeling
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-06
MEXICAN BARTENDER
KILLED NEAR SMELTER
William Thompson. Member of Troop G,
Thirteenth Cavalry Arrested Fol-
lowing An Alteration.

8Iistaking a S. gold piece for nickel
is believed to have been responsible for
the death Of Manuel Esplnosa, a bar
tender of the Shelter saloon, who was
shot and killed Tuesday night while he
was behind the bar in that saloon, en-
gagged in drying glasses The bullet
that resulted in his death was fired
through the front screen door OF the sa-
. loon The ball entered Just at the top
of the left shoulder, passed on
straight line through the mans body
and made its exit through the right
shoulder Death was almost 1nstanta-
neOus- The dead man had only been
working At the saloon a short time
John Ford is the proprietor Of the
place
Shortly after the shooting William
Thompson, a member of troop c. 18th
cavalry, carrying a rifle, was accosted
by corporal Founders, of the same
troop, at the smelter viaduct, probably
a mile distant from the saloon where
the shooting occurred Thompson was
placed under arrest by the corporal on
the charge of carrying a rifle without
permission At the time Of the arrest
nothing was known Of the shooting at
the saloon
Sheriff Peyton J Edwards, who was
notified OF the killing, left Immediately
for the smeelter In his automobile; He
carried with MIN deputy United states
marshal Charley Moore. deputy sheriff
Stanley Good, jr-, and mounted police
man Tom York
son had visited the Shelter saloon earlier
in the evening and had bought a glass
of beer. In payment he rendered a So
gold piece, which, 1t is claimed was mis-
taken for a nickel Waiting for some
time the soldier. il is said. demanded
his change, which was refused An al
tercatiOn then took place between the
soldier and ESpinOSa, during which II
is said. arose and walked out Of the
after being nOOred by the Mexican, 1t
is said, arose adm walked out OF the
saloon. declaring, it is claimed. that he
would have vengeance Shortly after
this the bullet was fired through the
screen door. The bullet. after passing
through the mans body, went through
one of the 14-inch pillars that supports
the bar mirrors, then through a coat and
finally lodged in the door jamb. The
bullet was a steel jacket and was re-
covered by the officers
Coroner J. Ware. OF the smelter pre-
cinct, held the inquest Later a COM
plant charging the soldier with muir
der was filed in his court. A warrant
was then issued and sheriff Edwards
made a formal request for the soldier
Wednesday morning the military au-
thorities made an Investigation after
which they turned trooper THOMPSON
over to the civil authorities
EspinOsa was about So years of age
He leaves no surviving relatives that
are known