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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
MccANDLEss REINDoRsED LAST NIGHT

That L. l.. MeCandless and his POI
litical associates are making the only
protests from Hawaii received by the
senate committee is shown by the
above cablegram. which came to the
Star-Rulletin from its Washington cor
respondent this afternoon.
The three Democratic political or.
ganizations" referred to in the cable
gram are believed to be the county
committees of Maui and Hawaii, and
the territorial committee. all of which
II Is stated protested against Presi-
dent Wilson's appointment of Pink
ham.
The cablegram Of protest that was
received in Washington today is from
the Democratic territorial central COM
mittee. which held a meeting last
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
RICE CROP IS GOOD

Especial Cable to the Nippu Jill.
TOXIC, Japan, Aug. 6.-Favorable
reports as to the rice crop this year,
which have been received by the de-
partment of agriculture and commerce
from all sections of the empire, were
made public today by T. Iamamoto,
head of the department. The reports
are to the effect that the present con-
dition of the rice plantations give ev.
cry indication that the harvest this
fall will be far larger than during the
past few years. The only fear which
is felt by the farmers is in the Sep
tember hurricanes, which invariably
do great damage to the crops.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
DISPATCH IS
DOUBTED BY
MOOSE LEADER
CIem K. Quinn of Opinion Thai
Another Organization
Killed Men

Commenting on the cable dispatch
sent out by the Associated Press yes.
terday, and published in the Star.
bulletin, regarding the death of two
members of the Loyal Order of Moose,
while being initiated into the organic
alton in Birmingham. Alabama, Glenn
K. Quinn dictator of the local lodge
of Moose, said:
Il cannot bring myself to believe
that our organization conducted any
such initiation. 1t is possible that
mistake has been made of confus-
ing the Loyal Order of Moose of the
World with the Order of Moose of
the World The two organizations are
absolutely separate and distinct bod
les.
The latter organization was form
ed two years ago. shortly after which
we brought proceedings in injunction
TO force it to change its name, and
tnat case is now on appeal. The low
er court sustained our contention.
Horse-play has no part in our initia-
tions. They are to the contrary, i'm
2ressive and solemn.
In cur convention in 1912 rule
was made against horse-play in initia-
tions.
Il am convinced that the dispatch
es are mistaken in stating that the
birmingham initiation, which cost
two lives, was conducted by the 10y
al Order Of Moose"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07

The charge On which Kealoha is
standing trial today is that of embez-
zling $45 of county money, taken for
the sale of crushed rock 1t is under
stood that Kealoha agreed to stand
trial, the case being set for today in
the district court, but it is believed
possible that he will ask for jury
trial. From Hawaii recently came the
report that Kealoha had boasted that
no jury would convict him.
Several other charges are hanging
over Kealoha's. head, as over others
who have been caught in the net of
the probe commission, an dthe four
months sentences given do not by
any means end the punishment for
these convicted of graft in various
forms. Their cases will be taken up
by the grand jury at its regular ses-
sion in a few months and other in
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
PRITCHARD is NAMED
. HAWAII SUPERVISOR
BY GOVERNOR FREAR

Learning that another mail would
leave for Hilo late yesterday afternoon
via the Wilhelmina, Governor Frear
'hastened to make the appointment to
fill the vacancy on the Hawaii county
board of supervisors left by the resig-
nation of William N. Purdy, selecting
Joseph Pritchard, of Hamakua, who
had received large number of recon-
mendations besides that of the super
yisors themselves. His commission
went forward on the Wilhelmina yes
terday afternoon.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
WATCHMAN At
iron WORKS
ENDSLIFE
Police Maintain That Pieper
Committed Suicide on Ac-
count of Gambling
SUPT. DYER SAYS MADE
EFFORTS TO STOP GAME
Haid on Plant Is Made Follow
ing Complaints, According
to City Officials

Heinrich. Matthias Pieper, for the
past thirty years resident of the
islands, q native of Germany and long
identified with the Honolulu Iron
Works in the capacity of watchman,
took his life last night by hanging
himself by means of rawhide belt lac
ing suspended from a block and tackle
situated in the machine shop.
The lifeless though warm body of
Pfeper was discovered shortly after
six o'clock this morning by A. K.
Louis an oiler, who, in passing
through the shop, was Mortified when
confronted by the swaying figure of
a man whose feet were resting on
the ground, the body being cramped
in crouching position.
Dependency, together with the be-
lief that he might be called as a wit
ness in a case in the district court
in which dozen employees and others
were this morning charged with gam
bling in crap game, is now assigned
by the police as the motive that led
Pieper to take his life
Say Pieper Served Two Masters,
FOlOWin6 SSilSS VI COHipldIHlo,
said by the police to have been filed
with the department from wives and
families of some employees Of the
Iron works, who alleged that well
organized gambling game was almost
nightly in progress at the plant. a raid
was planned and carried into execu-
tion, the officers under the leadership
CONTINUED on page seven)
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
fspecial star. RulletIn cablei ]

WASHINGTON
Hawaii
and 10
additional
Sharp Of Mississippi NJ
he
C.. g.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
BARON SUBA RETIRES

Especial cable to the Nippu Jill
TOXIC, Japan, August 6.-Baron
X. Suba, who on July 81 rendered his
resignation as member of the privy
council. declared today that he would
cast off all political affiliations and
retire to private life. The baron was
recently severely criticised by his po-
litical opponents for his alleged en-
bezzlement of a valuable set Q
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
News From The Orient

screens belonging to the government
during the time he was governor of
the kanagawa prefecture, and prior
to his appointment as member OF
the privy council. The attacks upon
him for this alleged misdeed have
been so forceful that they are given
as the cause of his retirement. Baron
srba has been prominent in the po-
htical and governmental affairs of
japan for many years.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07

night, and, it was stated today, pro-
tested against the Pinkham appoint
ment and reindorsed L. L. McCandless
for the governorship.
Though Senator John Sharp Will
liams has requested hearing before
the senate committee on behalf of K.
M. Watson, Watson himself said this
morning that he has lodged no protest
with the committee.
"The letters sent forward by me
went to the individual senator's" he
said today.
Il do not know whether or not the
senators have taken up the matter
with the senate committee"
Mr.. Watson indicated, at the time
Continued on page fourl
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07

oner5s jury pressed him with ques-
tions concerning chauffeurs licenses.
Pacheco stating that section As OF
ordinance IL provided for the punish
ment of chauffeurs found guilty OF
reckless driving with a fine from IS
to $3.50. leaving it to the discretion
of the Judge as to whether the II
cense should be taken away for a
period OF months City and County
Attorney Brown also gave informa-
tion in this matter.
Max Schlemmer testified that he
was riding on King street ear bound
for town and that the car passed Ghal-
mers' automobile, which was going in
the opposite direction. Chalmers ma
chine. said Schlemmer. was travelling
at moderate rate of speed.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
GUTHRIE SEES EMPEROR

Especial Cable to the Japanese Ghro-
nicle).
TOXIC, Japan, Aug. George Gu
thrie, the new American ambassador
to Japan, was granted an audience
by Emperor Yoshihito today and pre-
sented his credentials
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
DR.. Soyeda Satisfied

SAN FRANCISCO Cali 7Dr JuIchi soyeda
chambers the situation
Felix
found
anestng patience
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
PURDY is SENTENCED TO
four MONTHS IN PRISON
Supervisor keaoha Refuses to Resign and Inates That He
Will Make Fight Against Losing Political 0ice-His Case
Will Be Up for Trial This Afternoon Postponed from This
slorning's Session of Court
Especial star-Bulletin wirelessI

HLo w.
padding
oadayrol guilty the and Immediately resigned
declined and is fighting will
dislodge him
w 6reckons will Honolulu the VIII
keaIoha proceedings
postpon until
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
SUGAR

SAN FRANCISCO. Cal, Aug. 6.-Su-
gar: SO degrees test, 81 1-2 cents.
Previous quotation, $40 cents Beets:
SS analysis, 9s. lid. Parity, 394
cents. Previous quotation. 9s. lid
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
Wilson Can't Believe Huerta win Snub Lind
IAssociated Press Cablel

WASHINGTON D. c, August - News Mexico
Washington thinks
II Huerta persists in his
unrestricted importation Of ammunition for both es This
ident unless Huera changes his attt ude toward Lind
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
tAssociated Press CabIel

MEXICO Mexico
ed today
policy
Gen. Huerta
special
Lind
81
Lind has Mexico
sons personal representative authority
e
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
TODAY'S MAJOR
LEAGUE RESULTS
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

NATIONAL LEAGUE.
At chicaso-chicago 5, Philadel-
phia 2.
At Pittsburs-Boston 3, Pittsburu
4. (Ten innings.)
At Observation-Disclosures 2, New
York S.
At st. Louls-st.@Louis 3, Brooklyn
2.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
At Washington-chieaso II, Wash
ington 4.
At Boston-Boston 9, ST. Louis 8.
At New York-Detroit I, New York
S.
At cIeveIand--cleveIand. 3, PhlladeI-
rhia 2.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
Senator Clark Presses His Resolution of Inquiry
TAssocIated Press Cablel

WASHINGTON Wyoming IL
Republican
s
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
|HUERTA'S STAND IS DEFIANT
WON'T RECOGNIZE U. S. ENVOY

MEXICAN DICTATOR SAYS WILSON'S REPRESENTATIVE,
JOHN LIND. MUST COME ACCREDITED AND PREPARED
TO RECOGNIZE HIS GOVERNMENT Or He WILL BE
HELD PERSONA NON GRATA - ADMINISTRATION AN
SWERS MAY THEN ALLOW CONS STITuTI0NALISTS TO
IMPORT ARMS
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
Venezuelans After Gen. Castro

dictator Gomez marching e the
invaded the the regain his former
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
FOREST FIRE DAMAGING

Especial cable to the Nippu lilly
TOXIC, Japan, August 6.-The fire
which has been raging for the past
two days in the Kiso forest reserve,
$50 miles from this city, which is
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
Canton in Midst of Melee
lAssociated Pres cablel

CANTON China August Five hundred people killed today
The eis posn
s s.
is foreign residents.
in
ing
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
Will Kick Turkey Out
IAssociated Press cablel

q j
to GUST
Turks from Adrianoe which they etook while the Balkan Allies
Macedonia.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
PROTEST AGAINST PINKHAM'
AFFIDAVITS NOW Are AWAITED

SENATOR JOHN SHARP WILLIAMS TAKES UP CUDGEL ON
BEHALF OF e. M. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES CHOICE Is
ALLEGED TO BE REPUBLICAN IN COMPLAINTS FROM
LOCAL DEMOCRATIC ORGANIZATIONS WHICH ARE
COMPOSED OF MCANDLESS MEN
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07

CONTINUED on page eight
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07

tThe Associated Press cable, re
ceiyed yesterday by the Star-Bulle
tin, plainly said Loyal Order Moose. ,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-08-07
Diggs Jury is Complete

FRANCISCO, Aug. jury Mauy pgss IN The
white slave completed today.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05
DO YOU ENJOY EATING
Or Does Everything You Eat
Distress You?

Experts declare that the reason
stomach disorders are SO common In
this country is due to hasty and
careless habits of eating. Stomach
troubles and rundown conditions also
usually go together
John Lind, of Oneonta, N. Y, says:
II have been troubled with a bad
stomach trouble for fifteen years, and
became so weak that l could hardly
walk or do any work. My appetite
was very poor, and it seemed impos-
sible to get any relief. Since taking
two bottles of Vinol find that it has
already made a remarkable improve
ment in my health; my digestion Is
much stronger and I have gained In
weight"
vinol makes weak stomachs strong
because it strengthens and tones up
the weakened, tired and overtaxed
nerves of the digestive organs. Vinol
is easily assimilated by the weakest
stomachs, and is delicious to the taste.
Try a bottle of Vinol with the
understanding that your money will
be returned If it does not help you.
P. s. If you have Eczema try our
Saxo Salve. We guarantee it
Geo. A. Parcher, Druggist, Ellsworth
Me.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05
COUNTY NEWS.
BASS HARBOR.

s,hools here closed last week. OF the
~.smmar school, twenty-four pupils,
gasht bv Miss Frances Murphy, those
nnt tardy or absent for the term are:
rSester and Ambrose Gott, Jay Murphy,
pssrl aud~xiinnie Mitchell ard Charles
aawver: those not absent: Madeline
closson, Frances Hallett, Dorothy and
Rslnh Sawyer, Frances Wallace.
John Closson had very narrow escape
,,om drowning last Wednesday. When
he was outside OF Long Island head his
motor stopped because the air vent in the
rasolipe tank had become covered with ice.
RI Cosson went forward to remove the
TO and the boat making an unexpected
iurch. threw him over board. When &c
came to the surface the boat had drifted
away ten or fifteen feet. Mr.. Closson Is q
GOOD swimmer, but encountered a. he was
with oil eliot hes, boots, ETC., and chilled by
the lev water, he had hard work to reach
nis boat, and when he finally did reach
bsr found himself unable to climb in.
After while he worked his way to the
stern OF the boat, and got his foot on the
folding propeller, removed his boots, and
after repeated trials, managed to get
sboard. almost exhausted. After resting
law minutes, he started his motor and went
to Long Island, where Capt. William Teal
made him comfortable. Mr.. Closson then
returned to the fishing grounds and did
his usual days fishing before coming
home. his escape Is httle snort OF
miracle.
March 8. x. Y. z.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05

OF the trio, gained his knowledge Of birds
and was taught to observe nature. He
informed me that he never suffered any
great loss among his chickens due to
hawks, owls or crows, and that he lad
never killed these birds, although he had
lived on the farm when they were more
plentiful, and when the country had a
greater timber area and was less thickly
populated. He says that these birds do
more good than harm, and he does not
believe in interfering with natures plans.
The hawks and owls have been called
"the policemen Of the air". For aside
from being the natural enemies Of the
harmful rodents and insects, they put out
OF misery the sick and injured, and devour
the aged and weak birds, thus leaving only
the survival Of the fittest to propagate the
| species.
II we should all do as Mr.. Bruce saws,
skill every hawk, owl, eagle and all such
destructive birds, animals, fish and rep
tiles" fear that there wouldn't be much
left but imam, the destroyer; and then
the insects would devour his food and he
would soon perish.
No, we should not kill these birds. We
have insects that are entirely bene-
fetal, others that are neutral, and then
the great army that are wholly destructive;
yet the small insectivorous birds that he
wishes protected from stheir worst
enemies" are likewise enemies to that
which is good. He says that the Squirrels
are valuable, and they are very de-
structive to the birds that he wishes to
protect; especially is this true OF little
freddie. His name is vermin, for his
kind destroy more OF our useful birds by
robbing their nest of eggs or young than
are killed by all OF the hawks and owls
combined.
Not only this, but he is detrimental to
the other, larger squirrels by preventing,
in large measure, the increase Of those
less destructive species. 1 would scarcely
know where he could draw the line; and
would he think himself above the creator
that placed them here? Also, would our
complainant expect them to take on some
OF his wisdom in order that they might be
able to distinguish between that which is
"wild or tame" in nature? 1t is all one to
them; they pick their food where they find
it. And, further, does he not know that
the small BIRDS worst enemies are mans
agencies? Would he kill man that the
small birds might live? Mans lighthouses
kill vast numbers of the small birds every
year; telegraph, telephone and light wires
MAIN a multitude OF them annually.
l might fill page after page with quota
tions, but close With this one:
"With the exception Of the destructive
cooper hawk, sharp-shinned hawk and
great horned owl - species which all
farmers and sportsmen should learn to
distinguish - We may safely say that the
rapacious birds are among the most, ii not
the most, valuable birds that wage war
against the foes OF the agriculturalist."
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05
BEECH HILL.

Mrs. Annie Carter visited Mrs. Benja-
min Carter at Pretty Marsh Wednesday.
Lewis Reade, wife and little daughter
Gladys spent Sunday with A. s. Blanch-
ard and wife.
Little Almeda Carter, Of Seal Hsrbor, is
visiting her uncle and aunt, Herbert Car
ter and wife.
Several from here went to the horse trot
at somesville Feb. 2s. Some also went to
the hall in the evening, but, owing to a
heavy frost, returned home at an early
hour
Reuben Carter, who is seventy four
years young, has cut over eighty cords
Of wood this winter, besides doing some Of
the work about home. We think that's
pretty good and worth copying.
March 3. LEAF.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05
Vulcan.

Vulcan, the god Of ancient black
smiths and metal workers. was lame
in consequence Of pretty hard fall
he had in his early days. Jupiter and
Juno had row, and Vulcan sided
with his mother against the old gen.
tleman, who promptly kicked him out
Of heaven. He fell for whole day
and lighted on the island Of Lemnos,
broke his leg and received as severe
shaking up as though he had tum-
bled down an elevator shaft. Aescu-
lapius set his leg, but, having only just
received diploma, did poor job, and
for long time Vulcan went on a
crutch.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05

Goethe was pronounced the hand
somest man Of Europe" He was a Lit,
tie over six feet In height, but 20 well
proportioned that he did not seem tall.
Bis features were Of the Roman type.
bis hair rather light than dark. his
whole appearance commanding. Even
to extreme old age he retained Z large
share Of the personal good looks that
earlier In life had made him SO at
ractive
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05
BIRD Neiabbors.

Under this head the AMERICAN will from
time to time print short articles relating to
birds. And especially their relation to agricui-
tnrAl interests. Lost Of these articles will be
reprinted from leaflets issued by the bureau Of
biological survey, department Of agricuitures
or BY the National Association Of Audi bon
societies, and will be authoritative. They
VIII be Of Interest not only to bird lovers, but
OF educational value to farmers, to whom the
protection Of many species of birds is Of the
greatest Importance.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05
FRANKLIN ROAD,

John A. Mckay, OF Washington juno
ton, visited his parents, J. w. Mckay
and wife, Sunday.
Il. A. Mcfarland was in Bucksport
Saturday and Sunday visiting friends.
Charles F. Graves, OF Brewer, is here
with his team hauling pulp-wood for
Daniel Hamilton.
March 3. M.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05
Toll Uses in
Sales Campaigns

OUCH testimonials as the following from the j. E.
- SOPER COMPANY, wholesalers of grain and
feed at 206 Chamber of Commerce, Boston, furnish
unmpeachabe testimony of the value of the telephone,
especially the toll lines, in sales campaigns.
We quote paragraph of letter to the Company
from this concern:
owe find the telephone takes the place, in large
degree, of the road, and that our business is
done in much more satisfactory way by having
man sell goods from the Office as he then knows
everything salesman should know concerning the
quality, location and other features of the goods,
whereas the road does not always have his
information and is frequently induced to guess it,.
which does not work at all i"
We would not suggest this rule in every
The advantages of face-to-face craftsmanship and the
magnetism of personality, coupled with the mpor-
lance of showing many lines of goods, not to be
deprecated. On standard lines, however, the
saesmans personality is established, the telephone is
efficient auxiliary and especially helpful to the
salesman in making advance appointment.
TRAVELLING MEN interested in little stories
of the advantages of the telephone a business
auxiliary are invited to send for " Modern Methods of
Money -Making". In Metropolitan Boston call the
Contract Department, Fort Hill 1900 Elsewhere call
the Local Manager.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05
WAR DECLARED
CATARRH Germs Must be Conquered
or Health Will BE Destroyed.

I1cdltH w III IDo DcSSTOySus
If you have Catarrh you must van
quish an army of persistent, destruc-
tive microbes before you can be
healthy.
You might as we'll choose your
weapons, declare war and destroy this
army of Catarrh germs right now.
Booths HYOMEI. pleasant germ
destroying air breathed over the en-
tire membrane will kill Catarrh
germs.
Booths HYOMEI pronounce it
High o-me) is guaranteed by G. A.
Parcher to end Catarrh or money
back. 1t surely is fine for Coughs,
Colds and Group. If you own a little
HYOMEI hard rubber pocket inhaler
get separate bottle of HYOMEI for
only so cents. If you haven't an in
haler, secure complete outfit for
only S1.OO. Just breathe it-no stom-
ach dosing.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05

Miss Mary Anderson Mime. Navar-
ROY in the play Of "Pygmalion and Gal
atea" once turned with outstretched
arms toward the audience. She was
supposed to be appealing to heaven.
'The. gods will help mel" she cried.
At ohce with one accord the goods" of
the gallery reared response, Eve willv'
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05

Przenghter tentering school with his
son)-You give this boy o mine a
hrashing yesterday. didn't yeri School
master very nervous)-Well-I-er-
perhaps Prixenghter-Well. give us
your and You're 4 champion Ican't
do uothin' with I'm myself-London
Punch
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1913-03-05
A Bolt and a Bull.

Sergeant-Now, then, Murphy, what's
the trouble? Murphy-Pm looking for
me belt, sar'nt. Sergeant-Well, man,
you've got 1t on! Murphy-Thankee,
,ar'nt. II you hadn't told me would
have gone out without it!-London An
Bwers.