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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Morgan Mot.

A Pierpont Morgan mot, or epigram,
on the subject of energy was repeated
the other night at the Metropolitan
club in New York, where Mr.. Morgan
once said: f'The satisfied, unambi-
tious man, the man without energy,
can seldom afford to take that famous
and popular room at the top"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Why Women Are BeardIess.

Among many savage nations it is
the practice to pull out the hair on the
face by the roots, and especially is
this the case with the women. The
persistence in this practice through
out generations resulted in the weak
ening and final destruction of the or
gans in the skin which tend to produce
hair, thus accounting for the general
beardlessness of women.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Plain to Observation.

Wife-"Notice that third chorus
cirl in the front row. She used to go
n school with me. Poor thing! She
went on the stage because she had
r0thing to wear" Husband-"So /
100 London Opinion.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
In a Strange Place.

Little Alice was visiting her grand
parents in an Eastern city. One Sun
day grandpa took her to church with
him. When sermon time came Mary
looked around little, and, seeing a
relative up in the gallery, whispered
shrilly: "Oh, grandpa, look up there
See Cousin Mary sitting on a shelf.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
When Your Eyes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No smarting-reeIs
Elne-Acts Quickly. Try it for Red. weak.
t MaseIy Eyes and Grannlated Eyelids. Mus.
compounded by our Oculists-not q .Patent Med.
Sce for used In successful Physicians Pa
e and sold By Druggists at Csc and SOC Der Bottle
Munne kye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 2bc and Soc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Where He Might Have Been.

One of the incidents Of Father Ber-
nard Vaughan's tour in the states was
an encounter with suffragette. The
naughty lady approached the English
visitor and said: "And where would
you be, pray, but for woman?''
Madame" came the reply, con a
sultry evening like this / should be
eating ice cream under an apple tree
in the Garden Of Eden.''
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Catty.

"My husband" she said, "always
wants me to look my best, no matter
what the cost" "Well," her friend
replied, Zone can hardly blame him
for feeling as he does. Chicago
Record Herald.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
MAKE A SERvICEABLE GATE
One That Has Been In Use for Several
Years Shown in Illustration and
Never Sagged.

We have a gate that has been in
use for several years and has never
sagged or given any trouble, writes
w. e. White in Farmers Mail and
Breeze. Boards the same size were
used for all parts of the gate, put to-
gether with nails and the nails clinch-
ed. No. 9 galvanized wire is looped
at the corners and run double to the
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Perished in Vain Sacrifice.

Alice Meadows, an English novelist,
was drowned in the Thames in an at
tempt to rescue her dog, which fallen
into the river. The incident speaks
volumes for Miss Meadows kindness
of heart, but nevertheless it was fool
ish. The dog could swim, and evil
IDENTIFY the young woman couldn't.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Hoo sheds.

Hog sheds need not be expensive,
but they should be dry. tight enough
to exclude rains and SHOWS, and also
capable Of being well ventilated In
summer when the weather II hot and
shade is needed.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
True to Her Word.

Black - "She said on her wedding
day that she would 60 through every
thing for him. White Well, !
guess she has. loaned him a ten
spot this morning. Judge.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Avoid White Paper.

White paper is not as good as blue
Dr. brown for wrapping up things that
pre to be put away for long while,
as the chloride of lime in the paper
will fade fabrics.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Harness for Backing.

II your teams are to be used much
in handling heavy loads where back
ing Is necessary used harness with
very wide and heavy breeching. Il
will add to the horses confidence and
his backing power.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
! Brute.

Coed" What tense do ! use when
say, 4 am beautiful Bold Soph
-"Remote past. Vermont Crabbe.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Gentleness and Strength.

Nothing is so strong as gentieness.
Nothing so gentle as real strength. @
st. Francis de Sales.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu-
late and invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules,
easy to take as candy.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
MANY Such.

In addition to his enemies and his
friends, the wise man has list that
he labels mentally: Impossible to
classify"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Here's a Tin.

If girl worked half as hard to
please man after marriage as she
does before marriage, lots of lawyers
would starve to death Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Flesh.

All the riding hard, shooting true
and dying game poor ethics of the
open-had not brought crumb, not
q crumb, of the real bread Of life
Will Lexington Comfort.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Usual way.

When man doesn't know just what
to say he generally says it anyhow
and then regrets it.-Puck.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15

Convenient to Have Around.
One Of the most convenient people
in this world is somebody you can
blame. -Manchester Union.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Serviceable Gate.

bottom, passing each side of the boards
and twisted tight in the open spaces.
Gate fastens to a heavy post with strap
hinges.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15

Thing That Must Be Preserved.
Never esteem anything as of advan-
tape to thee that shall make thee
break thy word or lose thy self-re-
spect.-Marcus Aurelius.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Difference.

To men a man pretends he is good
fellow; to women, what bad man he
So
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
St. Helens Hall
PORTLAND, OREGON

lesident and Day School for Girls
In charge of Sisters of St.John Baptist (EpiscopaD
Clegiate Academic and Elementary Departments,
Music Art Elocuton Domestic Art, Domestic Science,
gymnasium For catalog address
THE SISTER SUPERIOR, Office 30
St. Helens Hall
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Heard In q Restaurant.

First Diner-''Let me see. I think
I'll order some lamb. Second Diner
-"Don't! I never order lamb in this
place-it's mutton before you get it.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Yes. Yes.

Divorce suits are generally home
pun.-Lippincott's.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Diopenes' Reply.

Diogenes, when someone had said to
him, "You pretend to be philosoph-
er, but know nothing" rejoined:
Even pretending to be learned shows
q fondness for it..
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15

Mothers will fin6 Mrs. WinGow-s Soothing
syrup the best remedy to use for their children
I during the teething period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15

Be thrifty. on little things like bluing Don't 20
eept water for bluing. Ask for Red Cross Bal
Blue, the extra good value blue.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value for your
money. goes twice as far as any other. Ask your
grocer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Reputation.

After a man has made a reputation
It is the trying to decorate it that
generally gets him into trouble
Puck.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
snake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. a powder for the feet. It cures
painful swollen, smarting. sweating feet. Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Ancient Spanish University.

AHC1CHC OP111o1f 0HHV C1SH"Js q
The oldest Spanish university il
that of Salamanca, founded in 1910.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
WOMAN TOOK
FRIENDS ADVICE
And Found Health In Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
-" / had q displace-
bladder trouble and

bladder trouble ana
/ was so miserable
/ didn't know what
to do. / suffered
from bearing down
pains, my eyes hurt
me, / was nervous,
dizzy and irregular
and ad fem ale
weakness. / spent
money on doctors
but got worse all
the time.
IA friend told me
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
Economy.

and CO.. have you done what l asked
WIFI 'su some money this month";"
goce, .. les dear. l spoke to the
il his LAM anu he's promised not to send
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-08-15
-
Love

Love.
Kisses are loves assets, quarrels Its
liabilities Rowland.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

In the latest Gus Hill production,
Mutt and Jeff in Panama." which
comes to the opera house on Tuesday,
November %, it is believed that the
acme of stage perfection has been
reached. Here we have an Offering
which is unique in many ways. 1t
Is Il combination of farce, melodrama
and musical comedy with enough plot
and interest to lift it n notch or two
above the ordinary play. Mutt and
JEFF are too well known to need fur
ther introduction TO local patrons of
the thenter. Their exploits and ad-
ventures have been the sourc of CON
siderable amusement for years and
their presence seemingly has become
part and parcl of our existence. In
the new play which was written by
Owen Davis, Mutt and JEFF" have
plenty to do. They are here, there
and everywhere and what they do is
the signal for merry laughter, hilar-
itv and mirth. The company this sea-
son is large and especially compe-
tent one, enlisting the services of If.
ty people who understand their busi-
ness and who ar vii trained in their
particular field of endeavor. The
music and lyrics are by Leo Edwards
and Will II. Cobb, who have supplied
plenty of song hits, dances and en-
Scmble features.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

Mutt and Jeff in Panama." is the
title of the new production Gus Hi!
has given TO Bud Fisher, famous
cartoon picture play, which appears
ut the opera house next week. The
play is surely funnier thar ever ana
with bigger and better cast of per-
formers than when seen here last sen .
son, if newspaper comment from 9th
er cities can be relied on. Tickets OF,
sale at Palace Drug Store.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21
LESTER & DECKERT
The Home OF Low Prices
1. /. /. l. /. /. /. !. i. 1. + 1. + + + + /
= RED MOUNTAIN AND TUniS +

= y
\ Thanksgiving song service will
be- held in the new school house on
the Bordrrinnd route near Red Noun
tan on THANKSGIVING day, November
90 at 3 p. m.
TIE order of the service will be
the following;
Oroan prelude "Angels ever bright
and fair'-Ilandel
Mrs. Kathryn Chandler
Prayer.
Gloria.
Song: 80 blessed feet of Jesus
Stone
Mrs. Claude Gravert, Misses
Prrc and Mabcle a. Sullivan
Responsive reading.
Baritone solo.
Bible reading by pastor
Duet: Lead kindly light'-l.ansing
Mrs. Claude Gravert, Miss Ma
belle A. Sullivan.
Sermon
Oiicrtory
Oirertory: zone sweetly solemn
thought-Ambrose.
Prayer
Trio: 90 Great Jehova"-Stcarns
Mrs. Claude Gravert and The
Misses Sullivan.
Benediction.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

When Manager Gus Hill first con
ceived the idea of transferring "Mui'
and JelrG' to the stage, il was pre-
dicted that he would only have fail
IRE for his pains. How futile his
critics were regarding the innovation
is Illustrated by the fact that Mutt
and JEFF n stage form has been the
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

At the opera house, Tuesday. Novcm-
Der -, II worthy and commendablc
production Is promised along with II
satisfactory complement of scenery,
effects. surprises, novelties. etc, aud
IL capable east of people.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

most successful attraction the thea
fer has known in almost decade.
The lntest vehicle of these cartoon
foyorites is called Mutt and jeff III
Panama. Il is n three-act comedy
with musical trimmings and was writ
ten by Owen Davis, AN author who
has many dramatic hits to his credit.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

The very latest in ladies' station
cry; nothing gaudy, but something
quietly impressive of good taste. AT
the Graphic.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

W. F. Right of Claude, Texas, is
investigating conditions in the MIN
brcs Valley, and c. II. Schcideigger
of Owensburg. Kentucky, has opened
an electrical supply shop in the Dy-
mond Agency building on North Gold
avenue
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

W. }. Tennison of Magdalena has
purchased the Blue Front Restaurant
on South Gold avenue and has taken
charge.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

School district No. II has Just
completed at Myndus fine white
brick school building and has opened
II school year under very auspicious
circumstances.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

The Rev. Theodore Plat Of FL
Paso occupied tn, pulpit at the FIRST
Baptist church Sunday.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21
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M0UNTAlNvlEW ITEMS l.
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i = y i = y !. Il !. 4. =. !. = y i I. J.
William Allbee is now living on his
homestead two miles west Of Noun
tninvicw.
Arson Stall has his well dug on his
place.
sunday school has new start and
has good attendance.
C. Sndow of Oregon, has moved
west Of Mountauvcw aud is intend
my to make improvements on his
place.
'hrlstman brother, aud Mr. Maisel
have thrc-hrd their beans.
Robert Biyin, - in the mountains
ON hunting trip.
Porter Allbrc and Burt Hamilton
Of Eastern Nebraska, are here on d
visit.
\ splendid rain visited the valley
on Sunday and Monday morning.
Mrs. Noycs spent last week at the
Watkins ranch.
Miss Ethel Spauldng spent the
first of last week with Miss Maude
Moves.
Miss Maudc Noycs spent Saturday
at the Maiscl ranch.
Mrs. \. l.. Haley is expected home
this week from an extended visit in
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

Legal blanks ut this office.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

Mrs. \. l.. Haley is expected home
this week from an extended visit in
Nebraska.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1913-11-21

Miss Maudc Noycs spent Saturday
at the Mascl ranch.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-05
RY FREDERICK IN: KERsY

Washington, Dec. 5.-'H"The egg
producer and the egg-consumer can
be brought together and egg cor
ners" abolished forever! The high
cost of. eggs-and the cost of many
other farm products, too-can be
lowered by cooperation between
the farmer and the egg user in the
city or town. The parcel post is the
soIution!"
That is the way Charles ]. Brand,
agricultural department expert on
marketing, and chief of President
Wilson's newly-created division of
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-05
u. S. AT WORK TO ABOLISH EGG CORNERS"
FOREVER! THE PARCEL POST is ANSWER!

the department at the market price.
We have, in the past month, been
using these eggs. simply to test the
possibilities of more than hundred
different types of egg containers by
sending them through the parcel
post. -
"Of course, the tests have not been
concluded, but at least six of the con-
tainers are standing mail trips salts
factorily. Out of the first twenty-five
dozen that we shipped" continued
Mr.. Brand, there were only five
broken eggs and four were in one
particular dozen; so that there were
twenty-four dozen eggs shipped with
only one broken"
How about the expense for con-
tanners " l asked.
ct is not at all necessary that the
containers be expensive" he replied.
''The less expensive types in several
cases are proving to be as satisfac
tory as the others. But it is quite
possible to use container that is ex-
pensive without hurting the efficiency
of the service. For instance, num-
Der of the containers can be kept un-
til they reach the parcel-post limit
twenty pounds and then returned to
the farmer by parcel post. But no
doubt the best type will be found to
be the. gift package type that can
be thrown away after being once
used."
'Is the public taking much interest
in these experiments? pr,
He swung around in his chair and
pointed to three wire baskets piled
with letters.
I'VE are simply being deIuged with
correspondence from all over the
country from people who. want to
know how best to get in touch with
the producing farmer and buy their
eggs land other farm produce
fresh and cheapIy. As a matter of
fact, we have to spend so much time
=, Ir4Sor, 70 rdiSart
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-05

markets" sizes up the egg situation.
"The division of markets, in CO.
operation with the bureau. of animal
industry and the postofice depart
ment, has been for more. than a
month quietly testing out the posi-
bilities of the parcel post in shipping
eggs from the country. to the town.
It can be done, and it can be done
successfully and at low COST" de-
clared Brand. The agricultural de-
partment poultry farm at Beltsville,
Maryland, has. been selling the eggs
produced there in the course of pou-
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1913-07-05
GREEK-bULGAR|An CLASH.
BALKAN WAR RENEWED WITH
GREAT DIFFERENTIATION.
Bulgarians Begin Assault all Along
the Greek and Scrvian Line OF De-
fence I'm Macedonia.

London, June 30.--The prolonged
efforts of the powers to prevent the
outbreak of a fratricidal war between
the Balkan allies seem to have failed
just at the moment when it appeared
possible for the four premiers to meet
at st. Petersburg and submit their
differences for Russian arbitration.
Fighting began this morning all
along the lines where the Bulgarian
forces are facing the Servians and
Greeks. These probably were only
post attacks. but, according to the
Greek officials statement, the Bull
garian attacks extended over the
Greek and Servian front of 14O miles.
This is manifestly war without a
previous declaration of hOstilities,
and accordingly we are forced to or
der our division to advance" says the
Official statement.
The opposing armies accuse each
other of initiating the offensive. Bull
Barlan representatives at Athens and
Belgrade respectively have presented
notes protesting against Greek and
Servian attacks. The Servian govern
ment has replied by charging that the
Bu'garians are making attacks and
repudiating all responsibility. In
Sofia the outbreak Of hostilities is at
tributed to Vaccinations of the Ser
Wan military league, which, it is con-
tended, Is determined to prevent
Premier Pashitsch from consenting to
arbitration, and from a strategic point
of view, the Bulgarians declare, the
the Bulgarian army at it's centre.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1913-07-05
Idea Hydra-headed.


Roanoke Times.
Virginia girl rcw holds the rec
ord for tomato growing. 1t Is an
nounced by the department i'm Wash
ington that Miss Bessie Stalkey, who
lives near Berryville. Clarke county
Virginia. leads all the $4,000 South
ern girls who belong to the canning
clubs In the yields for 1912.
Miss Stalkey raised no less than
seas pounds OF tomatoes on her tenth
OF an acre. This Is nearly three tons
and smashes the records of the pro-
duction OF the fruit or vegetable, or
whatever Il may be.
Miss Ella q. Agnew OF Burkesville,
who Is at the head OF the girls can
ming club work In Virginia, heard
that the Clarke county member had
led all the rest. She went to Wash
ington and inquired. and there the
statement was confirmed. Naturally.
Miss Asnew In pleased that one of her
own girls has made such an achieve
ment.
The idea II hydra a-headed-teach-
Ing the women OF families to become
independent financially through their
own effort. encouraging the produc-
tion OF more necessaries of life at
home. and giving to girls knowledge
that is bound to be useful in after
life. IL would seem that Miss StallSey
should excel In all these things. and
that some day somebody will have TO
keep busy trying to market the abund-
ance of tomatoes that she will be In
position to add to the markets of the
world.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1913-07-05
SAYS GREEKS STARTED,
Bulgarians Ascribe HOstilities tC
Former Allies.

Sofia, Bulgaria, June 3O.--More
lighting occurred today between the
Greek and Bulgarian troops some dis
tance east of Saloniki. According to
the Bulgarian account the Greek SOL
diers tried to cut the Bulgarian COM
munications along the railroad from
Series to Drama but We're driven off
by the Bulgarians after they had
burned village.
1t la reported that the Bulgarians
have occupied Guevgheli at the point
Of the bayonet. This Is an important
strategic position where the Greek
and Servian lines join. 1t is under
stood that Bulgarian strategy aims to
hinder cooperation between the Greek
and Servian forces and to prevet
Servian communication with Saloniki.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1913-07-05
HERRINGTON FIRED.
McReynOlds Removes From Office
Frisco Agent With Frisky Tongue
and Pen.

San Francisco, July 1.-Clayton
Herrington, investigator for the Uni
ted States department of justice with
headquarters in this city, was dis
missed from the federal service TODAY
by Attorney General McReynolds
Judge Harrington had been under
suspension since early last week for
having telegraphed to President Will,
son a demand that the attorney gen
eral be Ousted from office because of
the action he took in the Diggs- Cami-
netti and Western Fuel company cases
which resulted in the resignation OF
United States District Attorney John
l.. McNab. The notice of dismissal
received by telegraph was as follows:
you are dismissed from the de-
partment Of justice: effective immedi-
ately.
(Signed) "McReynolds."
Judge Herrngton's only reply was:
Telegram received"
Herrington was active in looking
up evidence in the Diggs- -Caminetti
white slavery case. His demand for
the removal Of Attorney General Nc
reynolds was grounded upon the lat
ter's order for a postponement of the
trial