davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-08-22
Potatoes Return a Profit.

Potatoes Return a Profit.
The height of the potato season is
over, and buyers from all parts of the
country are leaving the South Jersey
railroad stations. They would have
bought double the quantity they did
had the crop been large enough, but
the season has been far better than
anticipated, and while there are some
instances said to exist where some
farmers will not even pay their fer
tilizer bills, tn . are rare cases. On
an average farmers have made good
money on potatoes, eve though the
price was low all the season.
Pay Tribute to Pioneer.
At Ocean Grove in the James Me
mortal Tabernacle the second oldest
man in Ocean Grove, Thomas Jack
son, was the guest of honor at a pio-
neer celebration, Jackson, who is SO
years old, hauled the first load of brick
use in Ocean Grove when the place
was founded, "A years ago, and he also
RAJ one of the first persons to buy a
lot and build a home. The service in
his honor vas conducted by Miss
Helen Gertrude Rumsey, national
evangelist for the w. G. T. u. Eighty
nine candles were lighted
The Penn's Grove record., 1913-08-22
Retort Courteous.

Nell-My face is my fortune.
Belle-Then you need never be
afraid of fortune hunters.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

PACIFIC LODGE NO. so, A. F. G A. NJ.
Stated communications third Friday
in each month at 1880 p. M, in the
Masonic Temple. Edward Rostein,
W. NJ, Ernest H. Choate, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

W. R. Fox, 1876 W. Washington St,
Noblesville, Ind, says: After suffer-
ing many months with kidney trouble,
after trying other remedies and pre-.
scriptions, purchased box Of Foley
Kidney Pills which not only did me
more good than any other remedies
ever used, but have positively SCI
my kidneys right, Other members oI
my family have used them with SINH
lar results" You will save time and
money, and avoid needless pain and
suffering by taking Foley Kidney Pills
at the first sign Of kidney trouble
Try them. Refuse any substitute. DR.,
Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
Escaped After Fifteen Years.

w. P. Broyles made successful es-
cape after fifteen years of suffering
from kidney and bladder troubles. Fo-
ley Kidney Pills released him and will
do just the same for others. He says;
"They cured a most severe baclIache
with painful bladder irregularities,
and they do all you claim for them"
Take tho direct road" to health and
strength by using Foley Kidney Pills
for backache, rheumatism, weak, sore
kidneys and bladder Irregularities
They are the best medicine you can
buy for kidney and bladder ailments
DR.. Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
Hints for Housekeepers.

Keep Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound always on hand, and you can
quickly head off cold by its prompt
use, 1t contains no opiates, heals and
soothes the inlamed air passages,
stops the cough, and may save big
Doctors bill. j. =. Higgins, Stanton,
WIS" writes that "0ne bottle Of ro-
leys Honey and Tar Compound cured
me of a bad cough. / find It a sure
cure for coughs and colds" In a yell
low package. DR.. Stone Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
For RENT (Contlnued.l

FOR RENT-RoOm for rent. Good
bed and bath. One block from depot.
us South Twelfth street. 1-13-3t1
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

Mrs. A. r. Tabor, of Crider, Mo-,
had been troubled with sick headache
for about five years, when she began
taking Chamberlain's Tablets. She has
taken two bottles Of them and they
have cured her. Sick headache is
caused by disordered stomach, for
which these tablets are especially in
tended. Try them, get well and stay
we'll. Sold by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

FOR SALE-Gen. merchandise stock,
small railroad town, good trade, 49,
900 will handle, one Of the best
small merchandise businesses in the
valley, or will trade real estate and
stock for farm or city property at
cash value, II you are looking for
something good, do not overlook this
as this is something that is not for
sale every day For full particulars
address G. c., this office. 1-t1-6t'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

FOR SALES. c. Buff Leghorn year
ling hens, fit for breeding, years
old S. c. Buff Leghorns, Rooster, PIG
Petaluma Incubator cheap of sold
soon. c. w. Sawyer, Salem Heights,
end of car line. 1-14-3t%
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
Great Chinese Doctor
|. M. Hum

Prepares medicines which viii cure
all known diseases. lie makes spe.
chilly Of asthma, lung, throat, stomach,
liver, kidney, rheumatism, debility and
hernia troubles, smallpox epidemic,
lost manhood, female weakness, paral.
yslS, bOllS aud bruises OF all kinds,
Care Of Ylck So Tong, Chinese Med.
lcal Co., South High street, Salem, Or
Office hours from 10 TO II u. m. and
| to p. M, including Sundays
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
SHOE REPAIRING SHOP.

SHOE RBPAIRING-H. ]. Oswalt,
who has been connected with the
shoe repairing department of the
Oregon Shoe Co. for the past eight
years, has a business of his own,
with full line of up-to-date machin-
cry, first door west Of the Board of
Trade rooms, opposite Whites feed
store, 254 State street, where he will
be glad to greet all his old friends
and also new ones. All work guar
anteed. lift
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-A one-horse stump puller
Phone Farmers SIS. 1-9-6t+
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

l6O ACRES-In Lincoln county, Ore
gon, land all fertile and suitable for
growing hay, fruit, vegetables, etc.;
also for raising poultry, sheep, goats
stock and dairying; abundance Of
out-range; 80 acres slashed, 80
acres timber; fine running water;
telephone line and public road
through place; three miles from
Waldport, two miles from the sea;
S25O0, one-third down, balance on
time at 7 per cent interest. M.
Ruble, Stayton, Ore. 1-10-2wk+
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
BAKERIES.

WHITE SWAN and German Bakeries
for highest grade bread and pastries.
We have opened Dairy lunch in
connection with the White Swan, at
319 North Commercial street and
will serve a first class bakery and
dairy lunch. Serve soup from II a.
m. TO 2 p. m. Phone 903 or 961 for
orders or deliveries. 1-11-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
A--s--------
Cut the High Cost OF Living.

W. H. Chapman, Winnebago, Neb.,
tells how he did it. MY two children
had very bad cough and the Doctors
medicines did them no good. got a
bottle Of Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound, and before it was all used the
children were free and cured of their
cough. saved Doctors bill for one
Zoe bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound" A mean stuffy cold, with
hoarse, wheezy breathing is just the
kind that runs into bronchitis or pneu-
monia. Don't trife with such serious
conditions but take Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound promptly. Contains no
opiates. Dr. Stone Drug Store
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

FOR SALE-All kinds of wood. Phone
Farmers III. 1-2-2w"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

If your children are subject to at,
tacks OF Group, watch for the first
symptoms, hoarseness. Give Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy as soon as
the child becomes hoarse, and the al
tack may be warded off, For sale by
all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

FOR SALE-All my household furni-
ture at a bargain. Call at 314 Les
lie street, afternoons. 1-13-3tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

AUTO sPRINGs-.We
manufacture high grade auto and
truck springs, also repair, set up,
and re-temper old springs Our Iopg
list of satisfied customers will rec
onlmend our ability as leaders in
our work. Laher Auto Spring Co.
% North 18th st., Portland, Or
1O.5-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
WOOD AND COAL.

SALEM FUEL YARDS-Fuel kept
under shelter. | handle Kopiab
coal and imported British Colum-
bia Wellington coal, the best on the
Pacific coast. Also hard and soft
wood, cut to suit, we'll seasoned and
in the dry. Satisfaction guaranteed
See my stock, 752 Trade street, or
phone b29. Mark Siddall.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

State of Ohio, City of Toledo,
Lucas County, ss:
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he
Is senior partner of the firm of F, J.
Cheney & Co., doing business in the
CITY Of Toledo, county and state afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case of Catarrb
that cannot be cured by the use of
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day of Decem.
ber A. d., 1886. A. w. GLEASON
(SeaD Notorv prbIio
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
naIly and act directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
Send for testimonials free.
F. ]. CHENEY & co.
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for copsti,
patton.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
MISCELLANEOUS

CLEANING AND DYEING-Send us a
dollar and half, and your suit via
Parcels Post, fee eleven cents, for
French Dry Cleaning Model Clean
ers and Dyers, 929 Union Ave, ~,
Portland. 12-91-1mA
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
THERESKA HAT WORKS.

HATS MADE TO oRDER-All work
guaranteed. Thereska Hat Works.
Hats of all kinds renovated into any
size or style; good quality trim
mings. 217 s. Hight street. Phone
251, Salem, Oregon. 6-26-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

DRS. B. H. WHITE AND R. W..
Walton, osteopathlc physicians and
nerve specialists. Graduates of
American School of 0steopathy,
Kirksville, Mo. Postgraduate and
specialized in nervous diseases at
Los Angeles College. Treat acute
and chronic diseases. Consultation
free. Lady attendant. Office sos
6O6 U. s. National Bank building.
Phone S59. Residence 346 N. Capt.
tol street. Phone 469.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE-Quarter block 132xl77
feet, close to school, on car line, and
in fine location, $14OO buys this
property If taken soon. The Square
Deal Realty Co., 3O4 U. s. Bank
building. Phone 470.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

A vehicle tax law is talked Of again,
but is there any use in passing one as
long as there Is a supreme court.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
MODERN WOODMEN or

MODERN wooDMEN OF AMERICA,
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246. Meets
every Thursday evening at 5 o'clock
in Masonic hall, corner Court and
Liberty streets. Elevator service.
A. II. Bunn,S Consul; F. A. Turner,
Clerk
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
PORTLAND HOTELS.

NEW MATTHIESEN HoTEL-Corner
Front and Columbia, at oregon Elec-
trio depot. Steam heat, hot and cold
water in all rooms. Open day and
night; rooms soc, 75c and 81. Also
Hotel Harrison, 4O1 TO 4O7 Front st.
John Matthiesen. proprietor, both
houses 1O-5-ti
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
UPHOLSTRRING, RENOVATING.

?. B. MERRY & Co.-vacuum carpet
cleaning, on or off the floor; carpets
altered and laid: mattresses made
and renovated; furniture recovered;
shades and awnings made and al
tered, 23S High street Phone 56S.
S-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

We have often wondered II some
men don't get married for the purpose
of having some one to drive them to
drink,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

wooDMEN OF woRLD-Meet every
Friday night at 1880 o'clock in
Masonic hall, Mccormack block. Il.
P. Donaldson. G. c.; L. H. Fletcher.
Clerk. 1-10-O9
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
SCAVENGER.

SALEM SCAvENGER-Chas. Soos,
proprietor. Garbage and refuse Of
all kinds removed on monthly con-
tracts at reasonable rates. Yards
and cesspools cleaned. Office, tele-
phone Main 2247. Residence Main
2272. 6-11-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

And many woman is so changeable
that she never wears the same COM
plexion twice.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

DR.. o. L. SC0TT-Graduate of CHR
opractic's Fountain Head Daven-
port, Iowa. II you have tried every
thing and have got no relief, try
Chiropractlc spinal adjustments and
get well. Office 4O6-7-S U. S. Ma
tional Bank Building. Phone Main
81. Residence Main 1929. 6-S-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

When hard frost does strike South
ern California, it does heap of mis-
chief.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

1t is possible for well meaning pub
lie official to be over-zealous In some
directions.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
Business Opportunities In Salem and Vicinity
LODGE NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

LOYAL ORDER OF MOOSE Cherry
City Lodge No. 498, meets every
Tuesday evening at 1880 in Moose
Hall, corner Court and High streets.
d. r. Yantis, Dictator; H. II. Turner
Secretary, 1886 South Commercial
Street
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS

DR.. o. f. HEISLEY and DR.. S. Eta
Heisloy graduates of A. s. o.,
Kirksville, Mo-, DR.. A. T. Still
president of the school and found
er of the science of 0steopathy),
general osteopathic practitioners.
Also hydrotherapy and electric
light baths given without extra
charge for rheumatism, kidney and
liver troubles. The success in
these treatments is equal to going
to the hot lakes. Confinement
cases and female troubles a spec
ialty. 529 Court street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

A. o. U, W.-Protection Lodge No. 2,
Meets every Monday evening at 1880
in the Mccormack hall, corner Court
and Liberty streets. r. o. Donald
son, NJ. W.; S. A. McFadden, Re-
corder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
AUCTIONEER.

AUCTIONEER-Salem's reliable SELL
er. Farm sales solicited. Terms 1
per cent; satisfaction guaranteed or
no pay. Henry E. Voorhies, Mlchi-
gan avenue, first street east of the
state fair grounds. 1-19-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
UNDERTAKERS.

G. CLOUGH-U. ]. Lehman,
A. M. Clough, morticians and funeral
directors. Latest modern methods
known to tho profession employed
445 Court st. 9-20-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

SALEM HUMANE SoCIETY-D. D.
Keller, president; Mrs Lou Tillson,
secretary. All cases Of cruelty or
neglect of dumb animals should be
reported to the society for investl-
cation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

CHADWICK CHAPTER NO. g., O. e.
s. Regular meeting every first and
third Tuesday at s p. M, in the Ma
sonic Temple. Mrs. Josephine Vass,
W. M. Ida M. Babcock, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

IUST MOVE, so MUST sBLL-27
thoroughbred Buff orpington laying
pullets, 8 cockerels, one pen Anco-
mas, 2 rolls 5-ft poultry wire; cy-
Gle brooder incubator, 1 Brown
pneumatic sprayer, cheap, II taken
soon. 396 South Nineteenth Street.
1-14-3t+
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
RAILROADS..
SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY
Time Table-POrtland Division.

Train No.
1O-Albany Passenger. 1924 am
14-Portland Express ..... 500 am.
1G-OregOn Express. ....... 5:31 am.
2S-Willamette Limited ..... 9:30a.m.
12-Shasta Limited. .......12:35 pm.
18-Portland Passenger. .. 300 pm.
2O-Portland Passenger. ... 1888 pm,
22G--Local way freight. ...1O:90 am.
222-Portland through fr't. .1O:96 pm.
SOuthbOund.
15-California Express ..... 3:31 am.
19-Ashland Passenger. ....11:10 am.
17-Roseburg Passenger. 4:27 pm,
27-Willamette Limited. 80. 5:3S pm.
11-Shasta Limited. ........ 1888 pm.
1S-San Francisco Express. 1926 pm.
9-Albany Passenger. $3.50 pm.
225-Local wey freight. ..12:35 pm.
221-San Francisco through
freight .............12:01 pm.
Salem.Geer Branch.
127-Passenger arr Salem. 9:25 am.
130-Pass. mxd leaves Salem 1000 am.
129-Pass, mxd arr. Salem :. 400 pm.
12S-Pass'nger leaves Salem $3.50 pm,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
MATCHMAKER.
LODGE DIRECTORY.

SALEM LODGE NO. 4, A. F. G A. NJ.
Stated communications first Friday
in each month at 1880 p m, in the
Masonic Temple. Fred W. Cook, W.
NJ, s. y. Culver, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

To Cure Cold In One Day.
Take LAXATIVE BROMO ouinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money II II
fails TO cure. Il. W. GROVES sigma
turc is on each box Csc.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
CLEANING AND PRESSING.

MARION PRESSING PARLoRS-Dry
and steam cleaning and dye works.
Ladies' silks, laces and gloves given
special attention. Gents'suits cleaned
and pressed. We are cleaners and
repairers. Try us. Goods called for
and delivered. Parlors, 245 North
Liberty st. Phone Main 2O44. 9-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
NEW AND SECONDHAND GOODS.

PEETS-new and secondhand store
can save you money on new furni-
ture, as well as secondhand goods.
See me before selling your house
hold goods or buying your second
hand goods See me for bargains.
Phone Main 451, 252 State st. 4-15-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
WATER COMPANY.

SALEM WATER COMPANY 49, Office
corner Commercial and Trade SITS.
For water service apply at office.
Bills payable monthly in advance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
SAND AND GRAVEL.

SALEM CONSTRUCTION company
can supply you with sand and
gravel 0Mce AGA Court street.
Phone Main 100. Gravel bed on
Front street and North Mill Creek.
6-2S-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

UNITED ARTISANS-Capital Assem-
bly, No, 81, meets every Wednesday
at p. m., in Moose Hail. Glenn c.
Niles, M. A. S. r. Vale, Secretary,
1853 South Cottage st. Phone 1914.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
PLUMBERS.

THEO. M. BARR-Plumbing, hot water
and steam heating and timing, 164
Commercial St., Phone Main 1872.
9-1-1yr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
ELECTRIC FIXTURES.

ELECTRIC FIXTURE 6 SUPPLY co.
--13O N. Liberty street. Electric
contracting, inside wiring supplies
and fixtures, estimates given, Tele-
phone Main 263 9-3-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

MULTNoMAH ROYAL ARCH CHAP
TER, NO. l, R. A. NJ. Regular meet
ing second Friday in each month at
8 p, M, in the Masonic Temple.
James Plant, Elk. High Priest. Lot L.
Pearce, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15
VETERINARIAN.

DR.. W. G. MoREHoUsE-Practlcal
veterinarian. Successor to DR.. ]. j.
Kenwell. Graduate Cornell Univer-
slty. Office Jack Darr's feed
stables, 544 Ferry street. Phones,
office $780, house 1910. Salem,
Oregon. Z.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

FOR RENT-Fines. furnished rooms
in the city, all modern and new fur
nishings throughout. Hot and cold
water, hot water heat and electric
lights, also bath. Come and look
them over. The Argo Hotel. Phone
Main 1890, BAL CLemeketa street.
12-7-1m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

CENTRAL LODGE No. IS, K. Of P
Elks' hall, Tuesday of each week. at
1880 p, m. Lee E. Able, C. c.; Jas.
w. Cox, X of r and S
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

When you have bilious attack give
Chamberlain's Tablets n trial. They
are excellent. For sale by all dealers
--s-a~~-
Many entertain faint hope that this
will be different legislature
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

WANTED-50 stands of bees. j. F.
Foster, 1890 State street. Phone
Main 1465. 1-4-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-01-15

steers Cunder 1000 Ib.) .... .s5.5OWs
steers lOOO to 1900 lb.) -. s4.6O9I
COWS per hundred weight s3.5O045N
hogs rat per pound ........707he
STOCK hogs, per pound .......6h 87S
Ewes, per pound ............., Es
spring lambs, per pound ......., 90
veal according to quality ........l1S
Pelts,
Dry per pound ...................M
Salted country pelts, each .... .B5cGSI
Lamb pelts, each ...........'' sss
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-03-08
ECZEMA FOR TEN YEARS

1909 Little Walsh St., Baltimore,
Md was afflicted with eczema for
about ten years. the most tormenting
and agonizing. 1t was dry eczema. all
itching. It was scratch, scratch,
scratch and burn, burn, burn. By
scratching l brought sores which
scabbed l tried all remedies which /
knew or heard Of; some gave me tenn
porary relief, but none permanent
cure. l couldn't sleep for scratching.
after which there was burning. l saw
the advertisement for free samples OF
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
and wrote for them. They did me
good Immediately and then bought a
box Of Cuticura Ointment and cake
Of Cuticura Soap. l was cured in two
weeks" (Signed) George Wooden,
Jan. 81, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston"
Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-03-08
In a Literal Sense.

Juvenile remarks are not always so
naughty as they seem. Small Sam, for
instance, had no intention Of using bad
language when he got into such severe
trouble in class.
His teacher was trying to press
home certain facts concerning a vol
cano. In reviewing the lesson she
drew on the blackboard her own con-
ception of a flaming mountain, using
colored crayon with extraordinary ef-
feet.
What is it," she asked. the picture
finished
The scholars shook puzzled heads
"You don't know? Well, what does
It look like?" the teacher persisted.
Piped Sammie, whose home boasts
a colored pictorial Bible.
81 think it looks like hell."-Chicago
Record-Herald.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-03-08
RHEUMATIC ADVICE
Prominent Doctors Best Prescrip-
ton Easily Mixed at Home.

f rom your druggist get one ounce
OF Toris compound lin original sealed
PACKAGE and one ounce of syrup Of
Sarsaparilla compound Take these
two ingredients home and put them
into a half pint of good whiskey.
Shake the bottle and take table
spoonful before each meal and at bed
time" This Is said to be the quickest
and best remedy known to the medical
profession for rheumatism and back
ache. Good results come after the first
dose. If your druggist does not have
Ioris compound in stock he will get
1t for you in few hours from his
wholesale house. Don't be influenced
to take patent medicine instead Of
this. Insist on having the genuine Toris
compound in the original one-ounce seal
ed. yellow package. Hundreds OF the
worst cases were cured here by this pre-
scription last winter Published by the
Globe Pharmaceutical laboratories of
Chicago.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-03-08
WEDDING Rings That Wear.

The next time you are marrled-or'
If YOU will, when you are married
don't buy a gold wedding ring. 1t
isn't being done. Platinum wedding
rings are the newest thing. Mile.
Jeanne Provost, a French actress, Is
to blame. She thought OF the idea,
and when she was married to M.
Firpo. she had one. Platinum rings
are more expensive than gold and
wear better. Just why an actress,
especially a French actress, should
want a wedding ring that will last a
long while. the jewellers haven't
learned.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-03-08
New York Flat.

They who have ever fat-hun.e ant .,
New York know well that. ti'reaohod
Of $4,000 or $4,000 ye,,nod 1900
fats are incredibly, 80 oran - 6uo
IN a s y doll@ Hat is apt to be tiny
one. chic nhonomenon pro+
Dlnder Matthews said at luncheon:
~ remarked to lady the other
day:
"'Why, madam, your dog wags his
tail up and down,
ayes she replied, he has to. We
are comparatively poor, you see, and
UYdo was raised in a five-thousand-do dol
lar fat
II takes a practical fisherman to de-
Gel,