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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
eeriunalnptiscu.

Scrr 6rcO grooegaaro, imier be.
fainter sSupelicr, lit bon elmer lGn.
gcren @infaufsreiie bonn Often 3li.
riidgefabrt. gr bat beoeutenoe Sor-
ritbe fir Iein bieiigeS @eIfdit uno
ieine bielen 3peigI1oen III 9ebrasfn
uno Soma gefauft, oarlutter oos
nnn5c Eager BON arpitoaglos ser
gnterpriie Gut @laB go. III gl-
mira, y. g., oeren 8aarcn inter
Dem 9tnmen yRanbler g1oic" Marfe
mcltbctannt iino, Gamit bat Serr
grobcgaaro mie6er NAL beipicien,
ooB gr Gin @eid)1ftsmam ans Dem
asSS" lit. Gin GROCER Spc5ialper.
tauf oiirfte MN mohl nidt me6r
longe auf iid narten laiIcn.
tSrau III. 9i. 9iceie feiarte am
Iebten Sonntng i'm arciie ibrcr
ainoer imo ainocSfinoer ibren &c.
blirtstaa. gSielc @cihenfe ipuroen
hcr ollieitig beliebtcn 5rou 3utheiI.
Mogc eS ibr beidieoen icin, ibrcn
@eburtStag nod raft oielc Sabre
bci forperlihcr imo eeiitigcr arait
I'M arciic Der Sbrigen 81 fciern.
8rau 8. s. Sdoeber ipurbe beitc
jig Sabre alt; Dem Iabensmiiroi.
gen @eburtstassfinoe ,niere @liid-
auiini1e.
sSrau Cora Sloipall ilno oercn
gotter Gorotbn baben lid feite
auf Dem Gampfer George Mai6.
iltafon" narb Icutid,lauD cinocid1ifft
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
eitHna Der arei6rieffommiiiiun.

Gin Nodipiel bate 0ic neulidlc
MaiIenra5jia Der goIi8ei in Der
ihieOenen Geitalrants in Sorm ei.
mes 9risfes, weldcr Der 6rei6rief
fomniiiiinn nGbreno ibrer Sislnl
am Somitog 9lbeno bud n. 8. @il.
DRIFT 2736 MereOitb gtpe., 5ugc.
itelt tuur0c. @iIdriIt bebouptet
0arin, Die 8oli3ei babe bieie Mai.
isnberbnitims MIR poreenommen
Inn Den 6onO Der Goli3eibiiIfsber'
einigung 6urd Die berfolenen giira.
i6oftsiltmmen Su i9tpellen. 81
io1te oesbaIh in Dem neuen Srei'
briefe cine geitinmung ailfgenom.
men tperoen OaB Der Sono aus
irgenoeiner onoeren 0ueae gcfiili
meroe. Der 3iped oer SiiIfsper'
eini9ung iet 8mar niir0ig aber Elm
ioldes 0iittel, ben 6ono au idipel.
len, biloe fir Die 9oli5ei cine fort,
ipGbrenoe geriudung, inoem iiC
peiB, onB liniduIOig nerbnftett
2eiIte NIT Sreuoen 9iirgihaft iteI-
len uno iie berfaaen IaIien, anitati
cine 98adt in Der Belle 5u5ubringer
lmo am n1diten Mtorgen Dor Dem
9oli3eiridter Su eriheinen.
9Qs 0ertreter Der Economic
2eogue eri6ien 2otprie S. 6uinbr
Dor Ser &onlntiiiion, I'M Die sSoee
0es Wiitglieoes WietcnIfe betreffa
gllfnabme Ger SSititiotipe uno oes
Heferenoums in Den Sreibrief 81
itooiiiren. 9to6 Ser geplonten BE.
thinning geb0rt cine gSetition por
10 groSent bes b0hItsu 8otltms
0o3u, cine 3uriifberlfitngstpnbl ait
5u6eraumen, uno 5 reipeftipe 1C
8ro5ent bebufs algemeiner uno ipe.
sieLer 8ablen fir Snitiatibe INF
Reierenoum.
GrofeIIor $. SIeria Ipra6 3ugutt
lten bon ebrlt1er getDertbuitg oes
pbpiii6en Gigentbnrns Der 0ffentIi'
diem 8striebS4 4aorporationeit uni
empfabl entiprefenoe alouieln ir
ben f5rei6rief auf8unebnten. gs ion'
tc Der bohIte 8ibioenoenias geieblif
bcitimmt iein rno 3tpar oufgrunf
elmer frliAen &apitoGiiirung. 9as
tpiiroe leiner slniidt nan oiel bel
fen nm Die bobet 2ebert$foiten her.
ab5uieeen. 9as 9Subliflum iolt,
nift rm1ope9 9oaareas oOer orei
Gents 5obrroten perloneen, inber
bic gegenrpGrtigen 9aaten entlpe0er
81 bo6 ooer 5u niaOrig icin nloqer
i'm Gintlong NIT ben GofdIen Ser
hGltnilien; bingegen piirOe elm Wio
Yimumoioibenoenaeics, baiirt ont
ebrli6er Stapitaliiirung, Die Sfald
auf lire rid)tige Shlfe bera6oriifen
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
grohcs sd,aoenfener.

St. 2oiiis, DO, 81. 9(pril.--
@eitern glbeno lnuroe Der @ei91fts.
tbeif bes StGotdeus 6enton onr6
sselter aeritort. Grit nodoem Ct.
2oiiis, onS is Meilen bonn granb.
plose entiernt lie9t, 2oidmannidnf.
ten nod BORT geionbt batte, gelang
cs, bic 6Inmmen 5u eritiden. Sltn-
cert 6omiIien iiiO obon6Ios ge.
fpornen un0 Der ongeridtetc Sad.
ihaoen betr1gt 100000.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
gieriadJeu @OrOeS idlnlOis.
Seroift ssaen Oen inneen 9iunn'
idJmiSt. -3em Senfer
prrfallcn.

Guincp, 3d., 2t. 9(pril.-3ic
@eihporcpcn, Dor ipelden Der fen.
intionele glorOpro5eB gesen Den
iungen glnp Nianuid)nliot nerbnn.
OeIt nuroe, Der ongefIoat luor, ici.
uen Batter, iciuc Wlutter, icine
Sdipeiter uuO Sri. emma aoniper
nngebrodt 81 bnben, braften eit
nnf IduIOig Iautenocs ger6ift cin.
Gs ipuros 0ie 9ooesitroie iiber i'm
bcrbdnat. 9os geroift miro oage.
mein bonn 9ubIiflm eebiaigt.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
W9praan's Seitainent.

giep Yorf, q. glpril. .-Gas &c.
itament oes fiir3lif) peritorbeneli ST.
nan5f0nigs s. g. 0torgan beitilllllt.
eoB fem Sobn Die Sunlil1e BON rlino
200 0filionen Collars crbeit foa.
Seine So6ter erbaIten je 0rei Wiil.
lionen; Die 5lpeite Gattin bes Scr.
itorbeneit ioa cine geniigeno groBc
Sinnme erbaIten Inn ibr eiit iibr.
Iides ginfommen bon 100000 su
iidern. 9ie beioen Sf)iuiegeriobnc
ioIen ie cine Wfillion Collars erbal.
ten.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
liltimatiim on MOntencsro.
Die 8rofmGdlte iinS entidlOiien,
Srnppen in WOntenegro 80
lan0eu.

slntioaria, Wontenegro, 81. april.
Der 0berbeiblsbnber Der per'
einigtcn 5Iotte Der 8roBnladte
ror Der SafenItaot glntiooria
bat an Die montencgriniihe Regie.
rlina Elm llltimatrm geianOt babin-
lautenO. baB, faas bas gontbaroe'
ment auf Sfrtari niht iofort einge.
iteIlt per0e, man Gruppen lanoen
miro, um Dem 8imi6e Ser @roB.
m16te ytadorud 81 perleiben.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
e}n @ndlererhGnben.

Sranf II. 9rDne batts $50 bon
Ger 8uff @reen 2oan gompnn, ge.
lieben nnO ieincn Sobn als Nfnno
beridrieben. Gr snblte oas @clo
in monatli6elt Staten Slriid. glIs er
cine neua SteIliing arttrat, luuroe
icinen glrbeitgebern bon ben Tfono,
leibern cine 5oroerlne bon S6t.00
5ileeltellt. sSsnfolse ocs fhIed)ten
@inoruds, Den oieS nuf Sic 6irnla
madtc, berlor gprne feline Stcaitna,
nno es eelang ,ibm nidt ipieoer, cine
10 gut be5nblte a., befommeil. Ges.
baIb bat er Die 8udersr ouf $4,000
ipegen Sdabigung ieittes Hufes ,iltn
ieiner griiter3 perflagt.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
6pdlseitsalpfen.

s(nt sonitog idloiien Serr Scr.
mann 5iGmcr, MaidJinrnrleiiter
Stereotbpeir Der OMAHA Eribiine,
uno Sri. Saael ginquiit oen gaino
fiirs 2e6en. Serr Ealtor Seiier
ron ser oel1tiben Metbooiitcnfirthc
idiir5te ben g6efnoten. gus grall.
8eilaen flngirten Serr sllpin gropn
uno Sri. 6raneiS 0iairlr. gsod)
Ser Sraltntg fanO i'm Salle Der GL
tern Der 9ralt, 1926 iiiol. S. Str,
einc fleine 6eier Itott. Sic GItera
oes 9rGittigams, Serr iillo ssrau
SiGmer bon 9fof sSsslonO, tpohnten
Dem g6renta9c hires Sobues ebcr-
falls BET. 0aoge Der 2cbensipeg ocs
ilngen Gaares itets init sioien Be.
itreut ieinl
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
9idttc ucrbrcitet Sdlrefcn.

Gbicoso, 81. Slpril.-lluter 80
Gnmen, Die diif einen StroBcn6abn.
fnogeu iparteten, rihtete cine groB,
afatte cine Ganif oil. 9ln Der @de
Ger glarf mo MooiionilraBe tnudte
fie aus einem glb5u9sfaual auf uno
rate IN Den Spuien Der Sorrclroen.
gaic Spren Dor Dem @inoc itoben
iic nitseinanocr. 9ind einer langcn
ssaao, Die Den eeiamnlten gerfebr
poIIe flint @sinuten auf6ielt crIegte
cin VoIi3iIt bas llngebeuer nit cincm
Ssniittel.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
8aieba[(.

IN Sen 6rei Spielen NIT Giouy
Gitp boben rnicre 9Siueen iebr gut
abgcibnittcn. 0em olle Srei nur.
ocn BON Scr OMAHA Siege nit
@Ian5 gcluonnen 9eionbers 3eih,
ncn iih uniere 8naidIelioerer ans.
sic mcrfen nit Srait uno @cidid.
9lud) Die 9ullldlGaer iino in oieier
Sdiion in beiierer gerfaiilutg. Seu.
te 9fohmittag mto m1hreno Scr
nGfitiolser0cn Gage tperocn iidl oie
Spialer bon 3cs MoincS nit unicrer
Nieae nenen.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
glns bcrId)mGbtcr Sicbe irriinnia

Ger Suiiircr Soc grobic, ipobn,
6oft 16. uno Grace Strobe, bot IidJ
bic slbiagc iciner @cliebten. SRI.
9eiiic Giamonb, i'm Su bciratben,
70 5ll Ssr5en eenommen bab er
aciitesgeitort aeiporoen lit. Gr, tpur.
&c ins Gountpeefdnenis eiitgeIie.
fert, lm Der s5rriinnsfontrniiiio1
turgefilbrt ali ncr0en.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
Seine 9ScrIdlmel,nna.

gselp gDorf, II. 9[pril.-9er ga.
tional grefutiuausiduB Der Sort
ihrittspartei erlieB bel ShIuB ieiner
Sibung cine formeae grflarung, in
Der er onfiinoigte, ooB Die neue
gartei feline Mogli6feit elmer Ser.
ihmelJuna nit einer Der alten Bar
teien iebe. Soipobl Die 9iepubli,
faner als auh Ole 0emofraten tper.
ben in bieier grfldrllng elmer i9ar'
fen Gritif n1ter5ogen.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
Hencs gpartmcnthans.

Gin brciitodigcs slportmentbauS
miro an Der gdc Scr SO. lmt
5ones StraBe nit cincm aoItcnanf,
iuanoe BON $4,000 errihtct uer.
Den. Ger grbaner lit gb. SobnIton
imo Scr slrditett 8. .. gSiaiS.
Der Aau miro auf's Gleaamteitc
singerihtet lueroell t2 Experiments
nit gaoc5immern entbalten.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
@un cinem gicaer aeftpdlert.

eSobn Stopon BON Monilla, 9sd..
iruroe @fe Ser IA. rno California
StraBe bon cinem Neger seitoher
ino ihmer perlest. Der Neger
puroe bon elmer sln5abl ssltneen
nit Gteinen gelporfen imo bieli
Stouaa fit einen oerielben.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
Manncl ani ssrcicrsiiisen.

Berlin 81. gtpril.--gs lit bier
befonnt gegeben. ooB gr.aonig Nio.
nuel bon Gortligal iid nit Der Brin.
5eiiin gLugultine gictoria, 9odter
oes Grin5en bon Sobeu3ollern, Der.
Iobt babe. Die grart lit % Sabre
alt mo cine 9lihte MamuePs.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
Nettcr6eridlt.

Sir Omaha, Council Bluffs mo
llmgegeno; Sd0n 9lbenbs uno
4ienitag; mariner glbenos.
Sir 9tebrosfa': Sm allgemeilicr
idlon glbenos mo 9icnitag; mar.
MGR i'm oltIi9en 39eile slbcnos.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
Sdlpn pieSer Elm Grbrntidl.

Gananto, 81. glpril. glbern1aIs
bat iid in Dem Gulebra0urditid) oes
Gnnarnafnnals ein grorltih ercig,
net-eine 6ortiesung oes Sftitihes,
Delder I'M sSebrltar angefangen bat.
te. Bier @aleiie ipuroen bierourh
bienitlinfdbig sen1aft, ulb MIR ems
fonrte nod i'm 9etrieb bIeibelt.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
,HreuSenia6rer" ita6lcn gIntOmu6il.

Soacnannfe ,Sreu0eniabrcr l,Sop.
ribers) jtablcn Sonlitag glbero oas
;Sroit Gilbert CARPENTER acborigc
sIlitninobil, iu1breno cs Dor 1876
9ipr0 80. StraBe itano. Die Ma.
idbinc tpaoe in etipos beidGoigtsn
9aiItnnbc anf Dem Woubol5plab iiio-
lid Der Douglas StraBenbriidc &C.
iitnben.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
Milion.9ollar ;sener.

91efp gorf, q. 9lpril.-0ie SloI
Shooters S5sInn0 Sfiffs6auboieI
puroen burd) 6euer 5eritort. Ger
onserifltete Shohen miro aui cine
Miqion Collar peranidlagt.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
sdln(aeGGnSc iuerben repnrirt.

Das Geb6ltbe. uno @rnnofonlitc
NcS 5dulrntbs hat 3ipiid,en $40.
COO mo $4,000 fir oie Mepora.
fur Ser bnrh Den 5ornobo beid)1.
oioten Shulgebauoe betpiIiet.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
arau nnnean,s ainbcr ertrnnfen.

Eoris, 81. 9Ipril. Die beiOcn
ainocr Der beriibmten amerifnniifen
Gdi5erin Siabean 0lmcan mb ihre
esoipernnnte ionbcn bel eiucm glu.
t0mobiImfaa in Der Seine ibren
1u0. Ger 9orfaa miro lntcrillht.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21

Gin proieiiioneller gaidJcnoieb,
Der iid NIT 8orIiebe getrunfcuc
su 0pfern nliseriiebt, s, 9rop, ipur.
DC Samitas Gde 13. nnS DonaIuS
StraBc perbaftst, als er iih tpicoer
eilles 9eraliIbten arlqenDi1nen
bate uno ibm ioeben 6urh bic
aaiden aing. CT lit berits brei4
nal in 5Iagrntiti ertappt ipor6e,i,
ieI absr itnlner ilur eirise Gsnto
crbeiiet boben.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
Beltrdge OeutIfer
0ereine un0 cOgen
Sam 9i(fsfonO!
Sfatmeiiter glO6trt Gopcll Sriidt
in einem ber5liden Sfreibtn
Ocn @ebern itinen Snnf fir bic
SammInns onS.

Omaha, .sstbr, II. 9tpriI 1918.
$crrn gal. &. Better,
gr1iiocnt bcs 9euti6 9(merifani.
i6eu Stadtspsrbmoes bon &c.
brasfa, 1911 SoDorO Strabc.
@eebrter Serrl
Sm gluitrogc 0es Smoba Siilfs.
fomites ipiinife i'd Sbnen miercn
oufridtigen 0anf fir Die in Sbrcm
9riefc pom II. 9Ipril gum g(usorud
fonnrenoen eiiti9en gleuBerlmgen
81 iibermitteln; mO I'M geomen Der
betroffenen 8iirgeridaft Oieies &c.
meinueicns ipiunide i'd S5bnen, unS
Gur1 Sic Seiisu Die 10 bod|ber;i0
bcigeIteuert bnbcn, meinen tieiem'
pfunoenen 9dnf ous5uoriiden.
Sd 6emerftc, inoem i9 Die 2iitc
iiberblide, onb Sbnen 3mArifteu
bon olen 3beilen imieres eigeneu
Stnotes 5ugsgargeu iino, unO Ell.
nige pon 10 peit n0roli6 aIs Nin-
nenpolis in0 70 melt 0itli9 ala
&enniDIponia nno Neip Dorf.
9ieie ber5liden 9lutoge6ungcr
bon auBcrbalb uniercs eiganen
Staates perOen ieiteus lmierer Rit-
biirger beionoers 9elpiiroigt, 0enl
iie liilo ein 3gihen, OnB uttter ipl.
diem llmitdn6eil Die @ren5en 5lpi-
ifen ben Staateil abiolut perpii6i
tperoen, uno onb bel einem iolder
llngliif Die gan5a 8elt berlponOt lit
gfebrasfa bat oen Ruf I'M SIlfc
groBber5ig beairtlportet, un0 es III
cine 2ueIle oes StoI5es imo 6er
@enugtbulng su ipiiien, 6aB piel'
leiht neltn 3ebnteI ales @elbeS
Oos mir geiammelt boben, bon Or,
ganiiationen uno giirgern unier2s
eigenen StodteS fam.
SD ipiinihe, baf eS moglih pdre
na ben 8ebern perionli6 5u onn
fen ober ba oas nidt angebt, L
mod)te th Sic -eriuhen, nitt 70 bic
len oerielben oIs Sic f0nneh IL
geriibrrng gu fommen uno ibner
5u beriidern oaB lire qiitige Spnt
patbie lno Siilfc non Der giirgcr
i6aft oiaieS @eneinpeien8 ni6t baIi
pergeIien iper6en miro.
Sbr cr9e6ener
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1913-04-21
9io6ert Gotueq,
SdasmeiIter Omaha SiiIfS,aonlitc

0urd oen 9}rafiocntcn oc8
9eutidb 9lmerifaniiden 9fationoI.
bmnoes, Serrn Or. 6. $. Seromer,
iino Dem Gentralperbnnoe sur llcber-
peiiung on ben Silfsfono fir bi2
Eornooobe0iirfti9en beute folgen0c
9etrdge iibernieien iuoroen:
&eb. 90. 8alterboid, Stem g(tbet8,
5u. ...............-.. s. 5.OO
SenrD Shafer, 2tt0 9t. 49,,
Gbilaoelpbia, ga. ...-..., SOC
8. &. Wiiinf, 1887 5ilbert ct.
philadelphia, ga. ...... 500
SSobn @eorge, Gelbom Manor
0. 3. .............. 500
Socob 2outenbad, 1914 s. 9(pe.
9. 9. 6. ......,...m. 100
@pttlob Somner, 1917 9e6ig6
glpe., Ebilaoelpbia, go. 500
Staatsberbano Miiiouri, ct.
2ouis, 0io. .......... 5000
Waric @intcrbeimL 8ittcnbcrg,
gSt5. ............ ...,.. 1.00
GroBlogc s. 8. 5. 8. 9. genn.
iplpnlia. Ebilabelpbia =. 800
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$4,000

@biIabeIpbid, ga, 10. 9tpril 1918.
Mein Iicber Scrr geter:
GinliegenO finocn Sic sic 2iltc
Der fir Die Gmaba 91otbleioenocn
ieit Dem 10. 5. 90. peiter bier elm.
aegangener 9eitrdgc, iopie 9lnpci.
Jung auf ihran Grtrag BON $500.
@ait bcr5liden @riiBen,
SS5r erge6ener
6. s. Scromer4
9la oieicn gebcrn lei hicronrd,
namens oeS Gertralparbonoes auf.
ridtiger 9onf abgcitottct.
9ie gismdrd 9ogc geo. % ocS
0rocns Der SermannslSobn bon
Sremont, 9tc6., bat Dem GcntruIper.
tano $1,000 olS 9titrog fir bcn
Siilisfono gum gcltcn Der Gornooo.
teoiirftigcn ii6crmicicn.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1913-11-20
"Shifting Sands"

Scoop had been assigned to cover the
lecture Of a noted French orator. The
hall in which the lecture was delivered
was very warm and comfortable, and
Scoop went to Sleep At the close of
the lecture he woke up with a start,
and as be pulled himself together his
hazy mind caught the words shifting
sands" That was sufficient for Scoop.
Arriving at the Office, he straightway
proceeded to the "dope room," where
he spent a good half hour reading
about shifting sands.
When the French orator opened the
paper next morning he found himself
credited with having given long talk
on shifting sands the night before.
Jamming the paper into his pocket, the
Frenchman went with long strides to
the editor and demanded an explana-
ton for the story.
"What is the matter?' asked the edi-
tor. Doesn't the article cover the
subject fully?"
"Cover re subject, indeed!" replied
the Frenchman. 81 said nothing about
re shifting sands. except dat gay would
be re subject on which I lecture next
week!"-Judge.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1913-11-20
The -
Scrap Book
The Run Came In.

Joe Sugden claims that he is the
only living rival to John Anderson.
who made baseball history by stealing
second with the bases full.
Joe let a tying run step across the
plate while he held the ball In his
hand and refused to touch the runner.
There were men on second and third,
one man out. the score to one day
at New Orleans, when Charleston was
playing there, back In 1893. The game
was stopped for some reason, and the
coacher at first sat on the sack during
the delay. Joe looked over the inf1eld
and saw three men on bases.
The first ball pitched when the game
was again started was hit to the third
baseman. who threw home In worlds
Of tine TO get the man trying to score.
Joe thought the man was forced out
and yelled at Denny Long, the first
baseman, to get on the sack to COM
plete double play. while Long yelled
at Joe to touch his man.
The runner stepped nimbly on the
plate while Joe swore at the first base
man.
They revived Joe with cold water
after he had discovered what he had
done.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1913-11-20
Monteneuro's Stones.

Montenegro has, after all. some rea-
son to be grateful for its stones. 1T
is in these stones" writes William MIL
Ter. that the Black mountain has
found its best fOrtifications-fo artifi-
cial forts it has none-and it was not
till the time of the present prince (now
King Nicholas) that the Napoleonlc
idea Of making a road across the coun.
try was carried out. Even now 1t Is
not by any means certain that this i'm
proved means of communication will
not be a source Of danger In the fu-
ture."
Napoleon in the early years OF the
nineteenth century offered to construct
roadway across the principally at
his own expense, but his overtures
were summarily rejected. He then
threatened to lay waste the country
with fire and sword till Its name be-
came Monte Rosso ("the red noun
AIM instead of Montenegro. The
threat, however, was never carried out.
London Chronicle.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1913-11-20

A seot's Tune Ono Scot Didn't Like.
A new admiral--a Newfoundland
succeeded Admiral Campbell In the
command of British squadron The
band had been In the habit Of playing
",The Campbells Are Coming" when
their former admiral had a dinner
party, and they did 30 in honor OF
Macdonald
The first time the chief OF the Mac.
donalds heard 1t tells Admiral Fitz-
gerald In Memories Of the Sea- he
was very angry and sent for me-the
captain being on shore-and the fol
lowing dialogue took place:
what do they mean by playing
The Carnpbells Are ComingY"
"Lt has been customary to play It,
sir, as q compliment to Admiral Camp
bell, and. being Scotch air. no doubt
the bandmaster thought It would be
agreeable to you"
Agreeable to me! Don't you know
the next line Of the song, The Camp
bells are coming. the Macdonalds are
runningT Never let me hear that tune
again"
And the bandmaster was ordered to
teach the band 1.-THE Garb Of Old
Gaup instead.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1913-11-20
hGrAYiny Vie.M

The subjects of Queen Victoria held
their sovereign in veneration and re-
spect 1t was only among her own
family circle. where she was granny"
and not her majesty" that any critt-
ciSm of her character and disposition
was ever heard. There is one amusing
incident in point told by Mrs. Hugh
Fraser in THE "reminiscences of Di-
plomatist's Wife,
Miss Elizabeth G. Berdan was an in
innate friend Of the young prime
and was in great request &C the palace
as a playmate for the young girls.
One day one Of the princesses gave
Miss Berdan ring. 1t was pretty
little trinket, but simple and inexpen-
sive II would like to give you some
thing much finer, Bessie" said the
princess alphabetically, "but. you know,
Granny Vic is SO stingyw
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1913-11-20
Sightseeing.

The visitor from Wyoming was see
ing New York under the guidance OF
his friend Washington Square.
I'D like to see the Bronx zoo," he
said. II have read about It Cor years.
How do we get to it?"
Search me-" said Mr.. Square. I've
never been there"
"And you have lived In New York
all your life? That's humorous"
Later the New Yorker c0nfided to his
friend that one of his fondest ambi-
tons was to see Yellowstone park. 1T
must be glorious out there among all
those mountains and geysers and
lakes" he said. "You know all about
it, of course, coming from Wyoming as
you do"
ITO tell the TRUTH" replied the west
erner, chats a place where ! have
never been."-Newark News.
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CONFIRMED PROOF
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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1913-11-20
The First MonocIe,

The first person to screw a mon
ocle in his eye was, according to Sir
Horace Rumbold, a Dutch exquisite,
Johnkeer Breele, whose monocle
startled the diplomats assembled for
the congress of Vienna. The fash
ion spread rapidly. In DR.. Kitchi-
ner's Economy Of the Eyes," pub
lished nine years after the congress,
he deplores the fact that "a single
glass set in a smart ring is often
used by trinket fanciers merely for
fashions sake. These folk have
not the least defect in their sight
and are not aware of the mischiev-
Gus consequences of such irrita-
tion." New York Sun.