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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

needs only to be seen and known he said, flor it has been her singular misfortune to be misused, misadver tised, misunderstood and misinterpret- ed.
 Senators from both sides of the chamber crowded about the young Arkansas member as he concluded his speech and conducted handshale bee that for a time disturbed the business of the senate
 Senator Heis!..oll said:
 MT. President: If you should be surprised that I, who have so lately become a member of this body, should now arise to say farwell, please re- member that there are circumstances over which I have no control.
 Certain senators were kind enough to invite, advise and induce me to make my leave-taking the occasion for some remarks to the senate. 1 am glad to see that we have a quorum of the senate present, but I must observe that of those senators who invited. ad VlSoQ ana lnQuCSu me to SpedK IneFe is not quorum present.
 'T have the news from Arkansas, where the legislature is in session, my successor, whom I can warrant to you as a good and worthy man, has been elected, and even now he is bearing down upon me, armed with a commits sion which is to serve as writ of dis possession against the present occu- pant of-this seat.
 Within a few weeks, after March 4, he, in, his turn, will be succeeded by another senator. But you know the saving is the third time the charm,' and this third senator will stay with you for the full term of six years. There is senatorial glory enough to go round-if you keep it moving fast enough.
 q have foreseen what has now hap pened and thus you will be able to uil- derstand why I have, since coming here, been making an exhaustive and
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Found: The Laziest Housekeepers.
 Out on the east side there are two sisters, both in the fat and forty class, who live alone and do light housekeep- ing in the same rooms where they carry on their dressmaking trade They are known for their lack of speed and energy. One evening about o'clock a customer was being fitted when the older sister came into the fitting room and drawled out, in weary voice: Well sister, it is about time to get dinner ready, now. What do you think you want for dinner?"
 Sister thought laboriously for a few seconds and then made known her choice.
 T think I should like some canned peas she answered, smiling as if the taste pleased her.
 A look and tone of fatigue came from the other.
 Canned peas!" she said, with an eff fort. "Oh, can't you think of some thing else? Canned peas are so much bother!"-Kansas City Star.
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he liver. Some men there are cannot abide cat as MT. Booth once re- marked at McVicker's. MT Greenigh is one of them. He considers them selfish, sly, treacherous, cruel, thiev- ing beasts, without a single redeeming quality, and he's at loss to imagine how anybody can tolerate them, much less address them In terms of endear- ment."
 That's because he doesn't know them." Aunt Jane declared.
 No, dearie, it's because petted one," said Mrs. Merriwid. s'If 1 had petted anybody else, he'd have felt about the same. I'm afraid, auntie, that MT. Greenigh is of a jealous dispo- sition, and that's pity, because really think he's the easiest man to look at that has been around here for many moons, and my heart tells me that he loves me truly Not with the fierce consuming passion of his love for MT. Greenigh, perhaps, but the daisy pet als certainly all fall the one way"
 There can be no true love without jealousy, so they say" remarked Aunt Jane, sapiently.
 They say lots of things that aren't so, when they've come to get on their furnished plumage. I'm not intimat- Ing that they're unmitigated, inten- tional and deliberate liars at that. and far be it from me to counsel my sister woman to let any obvious bi- ped think he's got lead pipe cinch on pre-eminence in her affections. No, indeed, dearie. At the same time, I'm not in favor of high maximum percentage of the fires of hell to the joys of paradise, as dear Omar Khayam would say, There's happy medium between the ideas of the sultan of Sulu and those of Emma Goldman on the proprieties to be ob- served between the sexes, if anybody should ask you. But most men are naturally inclined to think that the sultan has got pretty level head on him, after all when ycu get right down to brass tacks. They wouldn't favor plurality. Certainly not Only In exceptional cases and under certain circumstances-and anyway, it's against the law here. Personally, 1 want to feel at liberty to say a kind word and bestow an amiable smile on any gentleman whom 1 may deem worthy of the distinctiop. Am I right or am 1 wrong?"
 "I think, my dear, thht the less said on certain subjects, tRe better re- piled Aunt Jane, gently. You were talking about MT. Greenieh. were you not?'
 Dear me! So 1 was, Mrs. Merriwid Pardon the Well, there's nothing doiI
 You sec he isn't my only jN interests and aspirations and yearnings are not bo n him and fear that I wo' ng his feelings all the tim
 aim sgspect it. were th
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bond between us. Then he'd be mis- using his shaving materials, or some thing unpleasant like that.
 "A man who merely gets jealous is a highly interesting, eminently enter taining, and, by no means, disagree able person" continued Mrs. Merriwid. A jealous man is detestable and dangerous variety of hog. You can take something or give something for an acute attack, but when the dis ease is chronic it is about an even the insane asylum or the morgue. The man who gets jealous is entitled to woman's carefully concealed sympa- thy. The jealous man is a nuisance, and deserves what he generally gets. It didn't take the cat to satisfy me that MT Greenigh was no fit company for a popular little lady like your niece, dearie."
 T suppose you're the best judge, Me lissa," Aunt Jane allowed
 Thank you, darling" said Mrs. Mer- riwid. q know you don't think so, but l appreciate it just as much. To the best of my judgment, man who gets blood in his eye and fecks of foam on his whiskers every time his wife shows symptoms of admiration for anyone but him, is not the man to make woman happy, however much she may love excitement. A man may have more than ordinary share of at- tractiYe qualities, but he can't be a Chesterfield, a Napoleon, a Dustin Farnum Huxley and a Van Bibber rolled into one. He may think he can, but his wife will have her opin- ion. I don't think Mr Greenigh would ever let Mrs. Greenigh be pious. He'd take it as a personal reflection and possibly lay it to the curate. No, cat has too much independence of spirit for him. What he wants is
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07
Farmers Urged to Organize.

Columbia, s. C,-Farmers were urged to adopt more scientific methods in marketing their crops by several speakers at the Fifth National Corn Exposition here. Tillers of the soil, it was declared, are the only class of people who do not put price on their products, but are forced to accept whatever terms are offered. As a rem edy for this alleged evil it was sug- gested that farmers should cooperate in the direction of regulating the Sup ply, so as to stimulate the demand.
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painstakng investigation to find what are the rights, privileges, perogatives and immunities that may be enjoyed by a man who is a fn~-aer member of the United States senate.
 After a service in this body of p days I am going home spend the re- maining years of my life in writing my "Reminiscences of the Senate When 1 came here I was not even ac- quainted with the geography of the capitol and it's grounds, and l had some difficulty in finding my way into the senate, but the Arkansas legisla- ture has now shown me the way out.
 Acknowledges Courtesies.
 "T had equal difficulty with respect to the senate office building, but -fn- ally located my quarters in 2 commit tee room, over whose door is legend that I at first hastily misread as Mis- sissippi River and It's Tribulations, y Or l knew that the tribulations of he Mississippi river are both grevious and multitudious.
 must make acknoWledgement that my stay here has been made pleasant, and things generally have been made easy for me by that historic courtesy that guides and sweetens the proceed ings of this body.
 q have found pleasure in doing my part as best I could, in this courtesy while member here, but as 1 am edi- tor of a newspaper, I am somewhat perturbed at the thought that an ob- ligation to observe the highest courte- sy toward the senate mIM rest upon me for the rest of my l1Ts. And if,
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Play Results Fatally.

Harrison.-E Elmer Norris, aged 5, son of Henry Norris, section foreman, died at Batavia, near here. after suffer ing for more than two weeks from burns he received when a small engine boiler exploded. The lad, with neigh bor boys, had perfected a homemade engine, using a five-gallon can for a boiler They did not provide safety valve and the boiler burst. More than swo-thirds of the skin was burned from trn, Norris boys bedy. Non6 of the c were hurt,
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07
Floods Causing Suffering.

Memphis.-A call for help has been sent from the flooded district of the Beulah crevasse in a letter written by Mrs. Ethel NJ. Terrell, wife of Belle Isle merchant, near Benoit, to Govern or Brewer. The governor at once tele- graphed authorities at Rosedale, Miss, to see that no one suffers, and to call on the state Of Mississippi for any immediate help needed. Mrs. Ter
 rell writes that 190 families are with out shelter, women and children of many being crowded in lofts of their
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Queer Given Names.

The need of the proposed guild of god-parents to save innocent children from the burden of grotesque names is revealed by the registers of Somerset house. Hundreds of exam. pies of this poor form of parental wit occur in the entries for the past few years. Noah's Ark Smith, Sardine Box, Jolly Death, Judas Iscariot Brown, One-too-Many Johnson, Not wanted Smith, Bovril Simpson. Merry Christmas Figgett, Odious Heaton, Anno Domini Davis are the names of children probably living who will have to bear them through life, un- less they wash themselves clean with subterfuge. How can such children observe the Fifth Commandments ?- London Chronicle.
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 tiSiELL TAXES LEAVE IF SENATE ARKANSAS NEWSPAPER MAN DE- TENDS STATE IN FAREWELL ADDRESS BEFORE SoLoNS. SERVED TWENTY-TWO DAYS Says State Is Maigned by "Penny-a- Liners" Who Do not Realize
 Conditions.
SERVED TWENTY-TWO DAYS

Western Newspaper UnY iSyews Service
 Washington.-senatt 99ghn Neither land Heiskell of Arkasa bade fare well to his colleague { P days in the senate. In shoFt Address, deal ing principally with hfstate that, he said, is libeled by min who would be ashamed could they Know the excel lence Of the commonwealth and it's people, he acknowledged the courte sies that had beer shown him.
 Visions of Arkansas drawn for the reading public by those he termed penny-a-liners, Senator Heiskell de- stroyed.
 Arkansas needs no enconium. She
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when other editors are laundering against the senate, I must sit silent in my sanctum, I shall indeed suffer partial paralysis of my editorial func- tions.
 Approves Popular Primary.
 q came by the senatorship by the easy way of appointment by the gov ernor. 1 did not have to 20 through the storm and stress, or I might even say, the rough and tumble, of state wide, popular primary which, under normal conditions, is the arbiter of political fate in Arkansas. And I can assure senators who have never had that experience that when man gets a senatorship as a result of a popular primary, he is fairly entitled to enjoy to the fullest all it's honors and emolu- ments.
 I've have, indeed in the popular primary states, a government of the people and I affirm my faith in that government, even though there are some persons in these states who are apprehensive at what may befall us from the votes of those electors who are dubbed with the uncouth terms of Red Neck and Hill Billy And what is Hill Billy?
 What Really Is "The PubIc?"
 He is one of the thousands and thousands of white men, poor in the goods of this world, the very founda- ton course of the structure of human society, who work at the trades of the countryside or cultivate small farms in the sweat of their own brows; whose greatest interests in this world are home, family, school, church and their country
 'If these men are sometimes misled. the fault is not so much with them as with him who perverts his talents and abuses his powers to play upon their honest hearts and open minds.
 "It is natural that they should be moved and influenced by one who goes
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The Arkansas That Is.

Rich in all the things that make a state both strong and great and bring it the most substantial and enduring prosperity, Arkansas may well rest content in the sure and certain knowl- edge that she must come into her own at last.
 "She has suffered undeservingly from the libels of penny-a-liners who would be ashamed if they could know the ex- cellence of the commonwealth and it's people, and from some who have man. aged to possess themselves of her voice and utterance and appropriated them to the forwarding of their own personal or political fortunes. Ark ansas needs nothing more than to be known for what she truly is.
 And Arkansas asks nothing more than that her own and veritable voice. the voice of an enlightened, progress sive, God-fearing and God-serving peo- pie, may be heard before the nation and the world"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

The fishermen of British Columbia Nhe whale very useful in herding of herring toward the shore
 khe days of Jonah the whale has
 knack of figuring in tall tales
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ordered Cipriano Castro, former presi- dent of Venezuela, deported from the United States because he refused to answer certain questions propounded by the immigration authorities at New York to determine his fitness as an immigrant. As soon as Ha4oid A. Content Castro's attorney, lreceived word that Secretary Nagei baA ordered his clients deportation, hk said that he would apply immediately for writ of habeas corpus to act as stay in thea execution of the governments de- Sdsion,
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homes where they have been for man. hours, some being without focl or fuel. Efforts to rescue them are being made, she writes, but the work is slow because of the scarcity of boats.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

4lnce of Wales has been or
 his father to resign from an I'd club because he participated frolic known as a rag" Evi- Gdy the king is opposed to ragtime
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dog and doggish devotion, but it would have to be particular kind of dog, at that"
 How particular" asked Aunt Jane.
 One that wouldn't wag it's tail for anybody but MT Grenigh," replied Mrs. Merriwid
 Copyright, 1912. by w G Channanl
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Corn silage has been shown to be cheaper than hay or corn stover for fattening steers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Fruit for local market should get about all it's growth and it's best color before it is packed.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Russellville. Farmers from the northern part of the county, when they come to town, are commenting on the excellent condition of the road from Dover to Russellville, This road has been worked regularly with the split log drag since MT. King spoke in this city, some three weeks ago.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

The close, sultry nights delsagi proper ventilation of all the GOODS and buildings.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

For several years we have bought farm butter from the same farmer at 2 cents above retail market price ev- cry month in the year and glad to get it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

As single ration, alfalfa comes nearest to filling all the requirements of hog that is trying to get fat.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

A hen always likes nice new nest in some dark, secluded corner.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

It pays best to have horse well broken when he is offered for sale.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Well-bred, well-seleeted pigs, make more profit on the food eaten.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

More lime and more tile to nail alfalfa to a rough, hard soil
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

4nvestigato's asserts that New M has no haur houses. The in. able inference IS that translated I Workers don't want to come back lks ffbs next world even if 1t Is
 xt
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A scar from a barbed wire cut re- duces the value of young horse i'm mensely.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

You cant be too particular iu pick ing sires for your herds
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Make plenty of new nests for the hens this winter
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Every farmer should make a deter mined war on weeds.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Get the binder in good shape before you start harvesting.
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Not a Bad Sian.

Its almost certain that she'll mar " that good-for-nothing chap" Has the engagement been announc- ed?" Not yet. But they'll get married all right
 What makes you think so?" ->, ,aHer father and mother have both
 to knock him."
 
 Npes Habit.
 'e married widow with
 e. we'll he was alwYs
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brary remarks naively on If the composer of the and Bye and other war By the way, what consti r ballad?
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Sne French woman playwright who
 1ed a woman friend Is to dramatize sic little incident. If the habit spreads friends of other dramatists gill | gin to worry.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Horses, men and boys all dislike tho hay rake.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

St be awful to get into a
 If Chin sse political reformers e baseball fans and listen to onments on the new govern. sda da the Introduction of the dia. { $ the same time
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If of a Philadelphia hotel is Iipted with a landing for
 It will keep the manage.
 when fiyby-night theatri. Eues adopt this means oi tatlon--a
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Give Mccomba Cup.

New York.-A gold Living cup was presented to William -FA, McCombs, chairman of the Democ9atic National Committee, at Democratf national headquarters. Norman E.i Mack, for mer national cbe Anan, vii make the presentation .sfhat ot the. sommitts @Morgehthau
 @s~ep' Wign commit
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FARM NOTES.

Don't overwork the mare; it won't pay.
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pulldog under one arm and z eggs under the ether, the } postman is not required to
 in salutation as the fair the house cone to get
 letters.
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lpsas City saloonkeeper, who
 aa a cash register but trust
 bartender implicitly, died 100000 Now 1t is up to some 5 psychologist to figure out Y much he would have been dad he installed a cash regis.
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gmpathy for the klo acquires chil-
 live devotion to
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 s pet goat nat fint by way of a
If the educators nave deter t examinations are no good. l1boys could have told them

,s.in of the lemon crop has no on the lemon pie of com A will be justified in harbor- 4Gons.
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get it.
 Keep on good terms with the tur- keys, so they will be easily penned when wanted for fattening before placing them on the market this fall
 The medium sized pig is the most profitable to raise, because he can be both thrifty and possess good Nqual- ity.
 Give the COWS a good place screened from the flies, where they can chew their cuds and get ready for milking time.
 Fence the hay and straw stacks so that the cattle cannot get at them. If permitted to eat around the bottom they will waste more than thes-3eat
 A good COW never dies in debt to her owner, but without the Babcock tester she may never get credit for her performance.
 With reasonably good seed and q fairly well prepared seed bed abcnt twenty pounds of alfalfa seed are re- quired per acre.
 A recommended cure for a foundtl cred COW is to let her have all thf water she wants, but feed lightly til she recovers.
 If cream is hung close to the in well that produces a drink it will in most caseT the right shape for chuf,E
 Consider the clovers. It the difference between success. The cloyers are A dispensable in the farm -.~~s Darkened stables or seem to be the only-@ around the fly of an
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sc+eple of the Netherlands lead in coffee drinking. Who
 re to say that coffee makes yous?
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Found: The Laziest Housekeepers

Copyright. 1912, by w. G. Chapman.)
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 You New Organs .. New Pianos ..... New Player Pianos Talking Machines
 On easy terms of be desired.
 Do not lose the plea. tionaI advantage of a in your home another today for catalog, price. It is pleasure to serve will find it a pleasure to We ship goods on approval examination on arrival and tirely satisfactory. no trade. Address Department D.
 Established 1858. HOLLENBERG MUSIC COMF
 LITTLE ROCK-GHICAGO. The Oldest, The Largest, the
 Piano House in Arkansas. Advt.
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Keep on good terms with the tur- keys, so they will be easily penned when wanted for fattening before placing them on the market this fall
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

las become of the fussy old A who laments the inability present generation to make seat cakes?
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

   
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 going to walk to the best way to ln't
 crop appears to Vested rights o1 crop
 ity of 5cent cigars could, if he would, Do g year.
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 s' Ionle of the Netherlands lead in coffee drinking. Who Ire to say that coffee makes yous?
 las become of the fussy old A who laments the inability jpresent generation to make geat cakes?
 Alebody has invented waist for ine wear that fastens together lack with only two hooks. What yit has no chance!
 Acian says two per together by skir Se Siamese twins Sideshows. r says there wiz slre for the goIt E lists seem, tc 1ery well now.
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 koin dog hfs, ser \ leach sick at, at least ! \ S M ins, 4e any feigne6 \ Philadelphia man has succeeded hatching eggs of the diamond back terrapin in an incubator. Next i kg they'll have them in colo stor too.
 Ane French woman playwright who lied woman friend Is to dramatize seIe little incident. If the habit spreads friends of other dramatists {; gill | gin to worry. bulldog under one arm and eggs under the ether, the bpostman is not required to | in salutation as the fair the house cone to get ketters.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Philadelphia man has succeeded hatching eggs of the diamondback. terrapin in an incubator Next kg they'll have them in colo stor too.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

The medium sized pig is the most profitable to raise, because he can be both thrifty and possess good Nqual- ity.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Give the COWS good place screened from the flies, where they can chew their cuds and get ready for milking time.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Fence the hay and straw stacks SO that the cattle cannot get at them. If permitted to eat around the bottom they will waste more than thes 3eat
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-07

Nhebody has invented a waist for ine wear that fastens together back with only two hooks. What it has no chance!