Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-19
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Wireless Massage TO Star Newspape'
Cl.ENELAN'. Ohio. August 10. 1913.
Hello peep, ] coma back to life
again. Presidant Wise sand me to
NaNeeco weeth John Linda to reorgan-
liza Maxeecana Basa Ball League.
President HAIR an HEM Lane Wilse
try to busta up da league. Sig. Cres-
endo, president of outlaw league. max
bic for Clarka Da Griff; he tai da
Washeenton Club he will geev fiv' hun
dred thousan' dol for Griff. 1 tai you
If da Maxeecan peep use da hasa ball
insteada da cannan ball Maxeeco will
be greata countra som day. ust lik'
Italy an Unita State. Wen I reach
Detroita 1 read newspape bunka bout
Clarka Da Grif an Ty Cobba- Dees
is how Griff go craze with da heat. He
is stronga for his leetla joke. 1 theenk
he hav' ambish to go on vaudaveel
stage-a nexta year.
He say he will seev wan hundred
thousan dol for Ty Cobba. Who is
deesa man Ty Cobba. da Georgia prune ?
Where he learna da gam? From Collide
Alilano, our greata middle feel. Collide
Milano teacha him to steala da sack; to
bat da ball for treea, four hundred
bat da ball for t'reea. four hundred
pointa. Milano is moch batter playa, but
Cobba hay vera good press agent l
hope dees will stoppa da foolisha talk.
If we must max change. I say wave 7.
liughsa for Ty Cobba an ten thousan'
dol Den you will begin to talk lika
viva geenk | tai you j am vera glad to
see my frand Bobba Groom COM back to
ola form-da shape, so to speaka. Firsta
theeng he trimma da Tiger: den he trim
ma da Nap. Evrabod' in deesa town go
craze in da head. j. Burning HANNA tai
da Clevelan' peep his teama will win
prize peanutta flag. Joe Bowleg geev him
headache. ! tai you. 18th streeta boys,
it was granda gam. Evra playa on da
Clevelan teama hav' beega da chest;
beega da swell head: SO beeg da Cleve-
Ian barber all charge extra for hair
cutta. j. Burning-Hamma swell up vera
proud justa lik' he COMA bust. He say,
My tonsorial frand if we can defeata
Conn A. Mack, your teama is wan sranda
cinch
l bat him twanta-fiv' dol; he borrow
dsesa mon he from Joe Da JACK 1as
to desista-refrain, from max too
mocha strike outa. Dees explain why
Joe Da Jack is not strike out by Joe
Bowleg. Joe Bowleg let da ball go in
Molla an Milano. Fritz Blandeeng is
vera easy for da China boys. He is
chase to bath-tub Den COM Culloppa
from da Bulla Pen. He pitcha pretta
Fateem Da Pep. Cracka!!. deesa ball
slippa off da bat to middle an wan
half feel. Den Collide Milano knocko
da Texas-Maxeecana league ball on da
border line OF second base an middle
feel. Den j. Burning HANNA teara da
hair: he aska for bottla hair oil for
drink. He aska for wave on Gull
loppa. Den com Lefta Jane Chicka
Da Gandi1 is vera impatient at homa
plate; he stampa da foot. den he max
wan vera nfce-a wan base bumpa hit.
Deesa play draw vida pitch from Mista
Jane Den COM Ray inorganic da Bal
tmore grasshop. He smasha da ball
10 da liver pill sign on da lefta feel
fence. Dees is wat we call treea base
hit. Wat da Clevelan' peep call it is
not vera polita word. Today we hav'
Willie Mitch an da Swedisha peril
Dees simpla mean leetla Willie must
10 da besta he can under da circum-
stance.