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Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13
WILL DISPATCH BATTLESHlPS
WHILE MADERo AND DlAZ
FORCES FIGHT.
REPORT 1000 KILLED
DlAZ MAKES ASSAULT ON CITY;
PUBLIC BUILDINGS TURNED
INTO FoRTRESSES.
western Newspaper Union News Service.

Washington, Feb 12.-The United
States this morning took it's first steps
toward intervention in the situation in
Mexico.
Three additional ba'tleships have
been ordered placed in commission FOR
the immediate transportation of Unit
ed States troops to Mexico City.
This action was taken as the result
of conference at the White House
which was called after midnight and
which was not concluded until nearly
O'Clock.
Battle Raees While Foreigners Flee.
Mexico City, Feb. ia pitched bat
tie has been fought among the sky
scrapers and homes OF one of the great
cities of the world, between adherents
of President Francisco Madero and the
revolutionary forces of General Felix
Diaz.
Cannon roared in the streets of the
densely populated city, and rifle bull
let's spattered against the walls that
housed thousands of foreigners as well
as the countrymen of the combatants.
When darkness put an end to the
battle after seven hours fighting, nei-
ther side appeared to have gained any
marked advantage
Estimates of the casualties run as
high as 1000, although accurate in
formation cannot be obtained at this
time. The dead certainly will be
counted by the hundreds.
Three Americans are known to have
suffered injuries from stray bullets.
They are Lloyd Osboulne, the author.
who was shot in the thigh; DR.. r. H.
McCrosson Of Lincoln, Neb., and Mark
Johnson, a negro, of Madison, Ill.
Artillery played the chief part in the
days fighting, but rifle fire was kept
up continuously
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13
Republicans Win In House Contest.

Denver-By a vote of 33 to 2s, the
House of Representatives dismissed
the contests brought by Democrats for
the seats of Representatives Boyle and
Mayer, Republicans, from Las Animas
county
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13
To Purchase Well Drilling outfi

Denver.-A bill introduced in the
lower branch of the Legislature by
Representative Agnes Riddle and
Chester E. Smedley, calling for 3d.
600 appropriation for the purchase by
the state of well-drilling outfit to
be used on the semi-arid lands in
eastern Colorado, is attracting much
attention from the farming element.
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13

Jumped the Track.
And Zens turned Niobe into .
stone"
did they have motor cars In those
days. dad?"
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13

Agreeing With Her.
Il was a fool when l married you!"'
"Yes, and you married fooli"
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13

USE ALIENS FOOT-EAsE,
the Antiseptic powder to be shaken into the
shoes for tired. aching feet II takes the sting
out of corns and bunions and makes walking
delight. Sold everywhere. 2Bc. Refuse sub
stitutes. For FREE trial package. address A.
s. Olmsted. Le Roy. N. Y. Adv.
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13
Capt scott,s Body Found In Tent.

London.-Capt. Scots tent, inside
which the bodies of Scott, DR.. Wilson
and Lieutenant Bowers were found
was found on Nov. IL by Wright.
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13

If you wish beautiful, clear white
clothes, use Red Cross Bag Blue. At all
good grocers. Adv.
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13

Only Ono "BROMO QUININE"
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUiNlNu. Loo
for tho signature Of N W. GROVE Cures . COL
In One Day, Curos Grip In Two days. No.
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13

An old bachelor gets bad case Of
stage fright every time he thinks Of
marriage.
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13
DIED LIKE BRAVE MAN.
Wireless Tells Mrs. Scott That Hus.
band is Dead.

Honolulu. H. T., Feb. 12.-Mrs. Rob
ert F. Scott, travelling toward New
Zealand on the steamship Aorangi, to
meet her husband, probably knows of
his death, although the short range
of the Aorangi's wireless, which
reaches only 300 miles, protects her
grief from the world.
London.-Captain Robert Falcon
Scott and four of his comrades COM
prise the death list in the latest trage-
dy born of South Polar conquest.
Following is list of the dead:
Captain Robert Falcon Scott, royal
navy, commander.
DR.. e. A. Wilson, chief of scientific
staff, zoologist and artist.
Lieutenant II. B. Bowers of the roy
al Indian marine, in charge of the
commissariat
General e. G. Oates of the Innis-
killen dragons, in charge OF the dogs
and ponies.
Petty Officer Edgar Evans, in
charge of sledges and equipment.
The last pathetic plea of the heroic
captain-written as he lay dying in
his chill Antarctic camp-that those
dependent upon himself and his COM
rades should not be left unprovided
for by the rich British nation, has not
fallen upon deaf ears.
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13
Its Kind.

It's Kind.
This head work OF yours IL some
thing OF a tax, isn't TT"
Yes; something OF a poll-tax."
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13
Code Gets Life Term for Murder.

Brighton, Colo.-The jury in the case
of Patrick w. Code, or trial for the
murder Of Jesse II. Stingley, in Utah
Junction. Adams county, returned .
verdict of guilty of murder in the first
degree and fixed the punishment at
Imprisonment for life in the state pen
itentiary.
Gilpin observer., 1913-02-13

He's good man who sleeps all
the time.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed bids will be received at
the office of the City Engineer Of
the City of Cairo, Illinois, until 10
o'clock A. NJ, December 29th, 1913,
for the furnishing of labor and ma
terial and constructing cement side
walks in accordance with the fol-
lowing City Ordinances:r--N 20
36-2S9-292.
Said bids shall be sealed and
marked as such and accompanied
by certified check of ten per cent.
of the amount Of the said bid. The
successful bidder shall be required
to furnish bond and guarantee the
work and material for the period
of two (2) years. Said bids will
be opened and read at the regular
meeting Of the City Council, on De-
cember 2sth, 1913.
The Council reserves the right to
reject any and all of the said bids.
GEORGE F. DEWEY,
| lzls-lzt. City Engineer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
CRAFTY Hu SeAND.

An arcade shopkeeper tells us that
q well-dressed man of about forty
came into his place the other day and
asked to see some chatting dishes. He
didn't care for the first one shown him,
nor the second. Let me see some
nicer ones-more expensive" he said.
So some very fiossy ones were
shown him. but still he was not salts
fed. Il want chain dish that is ex-
tremely SNOWY he explained Some.
thing that will attract attention on
any sideboard All gold and silver and
chasings and things"
We'll, here's one that is distinctly
an ornament" said the salesman The
only trouble Is that it's so fne. Your
wife don't want to use it for anything
but to look at"
The customers face frightened
wonderfully,
I'm take that one" he grinned
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Church Of the Redeemsr.
fEpiseopafl

First Sunday After Christmas.
Corner of W ashingIon avenue and
Sixth street.
Rev. Z. J. Batty. recor. Rectory.
soc Washington avenue.
Holy Communion at Z a. m: sun
day school at $40 a. NJ; Morning
Prayer at 1900 a. m.: Evensong
with sermon 500 p. m.
Sunday being the festival OF the
Holy lrnocents the HOLY Commup-
ion viii be celebrated at The eleven
O'Clock service For the onertory
anthem Mr.. Bethel Will sting
Gounod's Nazareth In the evening
Mrs. Gan: viii ring the Birthday
O. the Kins. ~ Neidiinge-. The
mornrny sermon will have 10 is
subject No room IN thc lnn Ia
the even M the Rector will preach
on CHI d-eY III Paradise"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
71NE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

Edw. j. Maley offers his restau
raunt and rooming business at 31S
Ohio street for sale. This will sin-
clude the building at a reasonable
rental and long lease. The res
taurant is doing a good business
but as he has taken charge of the
Hotel Marion he finds that he will
not be able to look after both in
terests to his satisfaction. The res
taurant building has connected
with it nine good rooms and there
is an excellent basement for storage
and other purposes. viii trade for
either city or farming property. APP
ply to e. j. Maley, Marion Hotel.
Advt. 1877 If
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Presbyterian Church.

Corner Eighteenth street and
Washington avenue. Rev. Alfred M.
Eells. pastor.
Regular hours of service: Sunday
school at 9.45; service with sermon
at IL O'Clock; Christian Endeavor
at Gas; evening preaching service
at $50; Wednesday night prayer
meeting each week at 1880.
Christmas Sunday Will be OBJ
served with appropriate services.
Morning subject: THE Cradle of
Bethlehem" Anthem, o Little
Town of Bethlehem. Offertory,
Meditation" violin, Mrs Wenger.
Anthem, while Shepherds Watch
ed"
Evening subject: 1.-THE Supremacy
of Christ" Solo, O lily Night OF
Christmas tide" Miss Mary Butler.
Anthem, Brightest and Best" An
them, Calm on the Listening Ear
of Night" Solo, angels from the
Realms of Glory" Mrs. Winter, VIC
Tin obligato Mrs. Wenger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
RELIGIOUS NEWS
Cairo Rantist.


Corner Tenth and Poplar streets.
Rev. a. P Garrett. Pastor. Hours
of service: Sunday school 1000 a.
m. B. Y. p. L. $50 p. m. Juniors
2.S0 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday
7;45 p. m. Hours of service: Morn
ing worship. 11:00 a. m. Evening
worship 1880 p. m.
The Christmas services will be-
held beth morning and evening at
the Cairo Baptist church.
Morning Eeytee. Anthem-rAnd
There We're Shepherds" Choir. Solo
Jehovah, to NY Words Give
Ear" Leonard OK. Subject OF ser
mon. The Manger." Luke 2:l2.
Evening service Anthem
"While the Shepherd Watched. "
Choir. Solo-"Night Of Nights
Herbert Steinei Al aem-"Eeaco
on Earth" Choir. Subject Tor sun.
day evening-"The Wise Men.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
NOTICE To TAXPAYERS.

Poll taxes for the year 1913 are
now due. All persons are rquested
to call at Police Headquarters. No
iii Commercial avenue, and pay
same.
Fl. J. DACRES,
street Supervisor.
$50 u
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

Modern Miller says: General
snowstorms over the greater part OF
the Winter Wheat belt have furn-
ished ample covering to protect the
plant from danger of serious injury
from a sudden freeze for the present
Condition of the Wheat is all that
could be desired, as there is no par
ticularly severe weather reported
anywhere and the temperature is
sufficiently low to put an end to the
activities to insect pests. Radical
steps are bing taken in secvtions
where green bugs have been prevail
ent, looking toward the eradication
of these vermin. Some localities
where the ravages of Hessian fly
were causing uneasiness, reported
that owing to the predicted warm
weather the broods of flies have
Matched and flown away, thus rem
dering their destruction by the
cold certain"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS

The annual meeting of the stock.
holders OF the Alexander County
Savings Bank OF Cairo. Illinois. will
be held at the Directors room In
the above named bank in the city
OF Cairo. Illinois, on Wednesday
January Z. 1914. at 1880 o'clock
for the purpose Of eleeting a Board
or Directors, and such other bust,
ness as may be brought before said
meetin"
JAMES ". GAlL'GAN, Cashier
Cairo. ~ n..c-mber &. 1918.
Advt. 1871 30t
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

WANTED---Railway mail and
customs internal revenue clerks.
$500 yearly. conduct ex-
aminations. Can help you pass.
Trial examination free. Write o.
ment, SAD, st. Louis. 11-16-11t.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
First Methodist Episcopal Church

First Methodist Episcopal Church.
Corner OF Eighth and Walnu,
streets. Rev. NJ. H. Loar, pastor.
Phone Bell ITS. Parsonage No. 40s
Eighth streets.
Hours of service: Sunday school
$40 q. M, a graded school. Edwin
Bond, superintendent Preaching
10:45 a.. m. and 1880 p. m.Special
music at all preaching services. Ju.
nior League 3 p. II. Epworth League
$3.50 p. m. Prayer meeting We'd
nesday. 1880 p. m. The official
board meets on the farst Monday of
each month at 1880 D. m.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
PAGE nvr


Set Ave esnss' worth Of tartar
sasils from the druggist Nix little
OF this VITA one-foartli as much su-
gar and add a few drops OF water.
Stir with match or toothpiek until
we'll mixed Do not use too much wa
ter. I very thick paste Is best Find
where the ants enter. put the paste At
their entrance and the ant problem
viii be solved.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Christian Science.

The Christian Science society
meets at the Jewish Synagogue, 110s
Commercial avenue, every Sunday
forenoon at IL O'Clock and every
Wednesday evening at o'clock.
Sunday school at $3.50 a. m.
The free reading room in the In
terurban station Is open every even
ing except wednesday and Sunday,
from z to 8 o'clock. All are well
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Mualo IA Medicine,

A reporter once asked Oscar Ham
merstein IL he believed in the new
therapeutic idea that music was a
medicine. Believe in it, OF course
I do" the impressario replied. Il
know at least three operas that are
q drug on the market, while as for
popular songs. there isn't one OF them
that doesn't make me Ill"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Church of God.

Service Sunday at 325 Thirty
fourth street will be as follows:
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. Preach
ing at IL a. m. and o'clock in the
evening. Young peoples meeting at
S o'clock p, m. Rev, ], w. Henry
pastor. Mrs. J. w. Henry, assistant
pastor. aEs Ee8
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Calvary Rantist.-

Corner of Sixteenth and Poplar.
Rev, ]. H. Pennock, pastor; resi-
denee 232 Sixteenth street.
Regular hours OF service, morning
Sunday school at 9:i5; preaching nj
IL o'clock; evening at 7:45; Young
Peoples meeting at $50. Prayer
meeting every Wednesday evening at
7:45.
Morning subject, Eternal Life
Evening subject, THE Value of a
Soul"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
NOT What 4. Ernsct.a

Il had very pleasant dream last
night. she said as they met in the
street
Dreams always go by contraries,
you know he suggested
Il know 1t. dreamed I met a very
handsome and interesting young
man"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
CHICAGO FUTURES,
Wheat

The Whea yield in Argentine is now
reported as improving. Corn crop
is very forward and promises more
han an average yield.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.

The annual meeting of the stock
holders OF the Alexander County
National Bank OF Cairo. Illinois,
will be held OF the office Of the said
bank in the city OF Cairo, Illinois,
on Tuesday. January l3. 1914. for
the election of Board of Directors
and for the transaction or other
business. Polls will be open from
10 o'clock a. m. to p. m. on said
day.
JAMES H. GALLIGAN.
Cashier.
Cairo, ILL.,, Dec. 13. 1918.
1914 got
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Honthsrn wathAa;s4

Corner OF Thirty-gixth and Elm
Itreets; Rev. r. D. Kennedy, pastor.
Residences Ss0s Elm street. Bell
phone 800.
Regular hours OF service: Sunday
school at 9:40 a. m. Preaching at
IL o'clock: Junior Epworth League
at 2 p. m; class meeting at 3 p. m. !;
Senior League at $40 p. m. preach
ing at 1880 O'Clock. Prayer meet
ing each Wednesday evening.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Even 90,

II maintain" pursued the opinionat
ed man, that a woman ought to stay
at home attending to the dinner"
You're wrong" persisted his equally
opinionated friend. III Eve had been
out lecturing instead of passing
around the fruit we'd have been
spared mighty sight OF trouble!'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

81 helped an intoxicated man out OF
the gutter several weeks ago and put
him aboard car"
"Yes?"
THE other day he wrote to the po-
lice asking them to end my address "
"Ah. | see. He wants to force SlO.-
600 on YOU
No: he says he thinks | must have
plnched his watch"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Dead Horses.

A man was fixing his automobile.
''Trouble?" asked a bystander.
Some was the laeonic answer.
What power car is it?"
Forty horse" came the answer.
What seems to be the matter with
IT."
We'll. from the way she acts,
should say that thirty-nine OF the
horses we're dead "-Ladies' Home
Journal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Scientific Problems.

Much energy is not utilized. There
ought to be some way of conserving
the rays OF the SUM-
Yes. and look at all the energy
that goes to waste In chewing gum.
II we could only harness the gum
chewers. eh?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
podulna Promotion.

= There is a chafing-dish period for
every college GIRL but when the time
comes for the promotion to the higher
position hard by grand square cook
ing stove, most of the graduates pre-
fer to loot the alarm whistle on q
limousine.-Dallas News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Happiness,

You cannot stow the bulky furni.
ture OF the millionaire into cottage,
but you can sometimes stow more
happiness into the cottage than the
millionaire can stow into his mansion,
Happiness 10 absolutely independent
OF things.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Wnman,a Woes.

"Then you're not glad that your
husband struck oil2'
"Oh, suppose | am for the sake
of the children. But it's pretty tough
on woman of fifty to have to go In
for high heels, fashionable dresses
and straight fronts
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Ho undsrstooa

Ths young man had asked for .
morse that was gentle and safe As
ne drove out Of the stable the livery
man said: The spring on the right
side of the buggy Is the stronger"
ana the young man blushed until his
ears looked like snnset In q chrome.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
ST Nuhsel. Ep,sropal
First Chrlstinn

Corner sixteenth and Poplar
streets.
Rev. {. NJ Arthur. pastor. Resi-.
dencc 222 Sixteenth street.
Bible School at 10 a. nj. Reading
munion. Bible School corner OF
Thirty-second and Sycamore streets
at 3 p. m. Y. T. S. c. +. at the
it'irst church at ESQ p. m. Preach
ing at 7:S0 p. m.
Subject for the evening sermon.
Christ the Survivor of Men"
All are welcome.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

Buenos Ayers cabled: weather
is line. Reports of estimated Wheat
surplus vary from 100000 to
100000. Since last report week
ly shipment of Wheat $4,000 bu.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
pepend. % clrcum.tase..

pDo yoa say mobile or owe
to-mobile, Jimpson?" asked SIathers.
Wen, that depends said Jimpson.
When | think OF how eaght TO pay
Tor II | say ousht-to-mebiie, and when
think Of how ! can't pay for II say
owe-to-mobile. Want TO take little
run in my oweto-mobile with me?"-
Judge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Not Entirely s.tisH.a

A Nemsha county farmer who took
his mother-in-law to town and left
her there had a hard time convincing
her that he forgot to bring her back:
and she didn't feel much better about
it when he did convince her.-Kansss
City Star.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

l.. L. Smith, successor to w. f.
MCGEE, baggage transfer. All calls
given prompt and careful attention.
Call Bell phone $40, Home 435-K
1873 got
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
PickInna Batter Hare.

oficiai salaries in England may be
much greater than those paid In this
country. but there are not nearly 80
many opportunities over there to
make a little on the side.--Wsshing-
ton Post.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Brother. stranoelx Divided.

Soldiers in four armies OF different
nations, four brothers. Max. Herbert,
Berthoid aud Richard Kiiugenstssn.
attended a family gathering at Bel.
Switzerland not long since. wearing
the French. German, Italian and Swiss
uniforms.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
ADVERTISEMENT.
Dwellings 70, Rent.

HOUSE FOR RENT--Six rooms
with bath, electric light, gas fur
mace heat and garage. 1903 Wash.
tneton avenue. 12-7-tf
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Products Of Arkansas.

Arkansas is first among the states
in the production Of two minerals,
bauxite and noysculite. the former be-
Ing the ore of aluminium and the lat
ter the source OF the larger part Of
the oilstones produced in the United
States.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Paint Cleaner.

An excellent cleaner for painted sur
faces Is made as follows: Two quarts
Of hot water, two tabiespoonfuls Of
turpentine. pint OF skinned milk
and enough soap to make . weak
suds.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Philosophsr's Purooss-

Il am looking for an honest man"
said Diogenes.
What 90 you want with oue?"
Oh. nothing in particular. My real
plihanthropic purpose is TO show the
world how 10 conouet long and re-
sultless investigation with as little sx-
pense as possible"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
A Beat Seller.

My publishers have my next novel
all billed and advertised. | see"
THAT ought to be gratifying"
1t is; bat they may want to be-
gin selling il, doa't you know. Won
der what III write about"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
LADIE Sill

HAPPY HOME MATERNlT1r''
for pnyste and easy coaInemsns. Forty years sIpeeno
reliable; adoption In homes: can come bsfsxs.ms
YOU wish Call or writs ethics DE-. Turss or Florence
h1atL PIhs Lawn ST Louis Coz Me. STRICTLY
ethical.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

But she won't be contented without
q lorgnette"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
NOTICE TO LICENSEES !


Cairo, Illinois. December "a, 1913
Office Of the City Clerk.
The city clerk mas been directed
to give notice by publication, that
all licenses are due and must be
paid By January l, 1914.
A special meeting of the Council
will be held at 1000 a. M, Tues
day, December 80, 1913, and all APP
plicants are urged to have their APP
plications and bonds filed in this Of
flee by that date and hour.
By order of the Council
ROBT. A. HATCHER,
I'd. City Clerk.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

ut would be fine thing IL the royal
families OF Europe took up the subject
of eugenies and Endorsed its laws"
Hold on! DO you want TO break up
the whole blooming system OF diplo-
matte marriages."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

The Dyspeptic--Why do you trouble
me with your stories of hunger!
envy your good appetite.
The Hobo-Yes, but dere's one great
trouble about good appetite. De bet
ter 1t is de more difficulty you find in
tradin' IL off fur somethin' to eat.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Low Wages PAID In snnland.

Wages OF English farm workers are
highest in the northern counties, but
even there the weekly pay Of horse
men is only 1927: cattlemen. 1886:
shepherds. s5.72. and ordinary labor
ers, 1897.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

That old saying, Marry In haste
repent at leisure. Is good one, isn't
it,"
Yes, but II was quite tho reverse
with Grace. She accepted q chap who
was not working and regretted it the
next week"
"Ah. see. With her 1t was Marry
at leisure, repent In haste"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Help Wanted--Fe mSle.

EITHER sex earn splendid in
come at home during spare time.
Send 10c for names of 40 reliable
firms applying for home work. DEE
PUB. c., Desk Al Hodges Building,
Detroit, Mich. 1915 v0t
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

WANTED---Woman for general
housework. Short hours during each
week Also experienced laundress
for steam laundry. Apply at Ma
rine Hospital. 1928 81
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28
Another Lie NaIlad.

$50 you brand as lie your oppo-
nent's statement that you have your
price?" asked the interviewer. Yes"
explained Senator Buncombe. PAY
ment was held up."-Butfalo Express.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-28

"Officer." said the New York house
holder, there's q burglar In my
home"
Il ain't got nothing to do with burg.
lars" responded the policeman. I'm
on the traffic squad"