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Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03
TALENT NEWS ITEMS.

Mrs. F. C. Smith was at Ashland
Tuesday afternoon, having dental
work done.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. H. Smith were
Ashland visitors Tuesday afternoon.
Messrs. Brown, Brown and Smith,
who went to Hornbrook Friday to
inspect the properties of the C. C.
e G. Mining Company, returned
home Sunday evening well pleased
with the results of the trip.
r. j. Luke, who has been running
the engine for some time at the Mig
ger Boy mine at Hornbrook, re-
turned home Sunday evening.
Little Bette Brown and Della
Smith had a narrow escape from
death Sunday afternoon. The moth
ers, Mrs. F. c. Smith and Mrs. Louis
Brown, were preparing to go riding
with Mr.. Browns horse and buggy.
The two little girls had been placed
in the buggy when the horse became
frightened and ran away. Both lit
tie ones were thrown out, and
though Della was slightly stunned
and Bette received several scratcheG
neither was at all badly hurt
Roy Ager and family, who recent
ly arrived from Wibo, Idaho, have
not yet found a place to suit but
are going to locate in the valley. Mr..
Ager is a brother of George W. Ager
of Talent.
E. A. Adamson and J. b. Coleman
were at Jacksonville Saturday as wit
nesses in the trial of John W. Wal
ker, charged with raising check
issued by the Sunorest Orchard Com
pany from $2.25 to $42.25. Walker
was convicted, but the jury recon-
mended him to tie mercy of the
court
C. d. Burgan received the sad
news Tuesday that his sister, Mrs.
Kepplinger, had died at her home
in Bellingham, Wash Mrs. Kepp-
linger suffered a paralytic stroke
about. three weeks ago and second
one on Tuesday caused death She
had suffered the loss OF the power
of speech and the use of one side of
her dy since the first stroke. The
funeral was held Wednesday and Mr.,
Burgan found he would be unable to
reach there in time for it, so did not
go. John Burgan, who left here
week or so ago en- route to his home
in st. Cloud, Mimi, was to have left
Bellingham the day his sister died.
He remained there for the funeral.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Wakeman OF
Medford motored up Tuesday evening
for short call on the Burgan and
Vandersluis families, old st. Cloud,
Mimi, friends.
Mrs. Emma Crawford returned
Sunday from Klamath Falls, where
she had been visiting for some time.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Fisher, who
have been spending the winter at
Orange, Cal, returned home Sunday
evening, called back by the critical
illness of Mrs. Fishers mother, Mrs.
Nycewaner, who suffered para
lytic stroke some weeks ago,
Mrs. E. A. Adamson was Med
ford visitor on Tuesday.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03
Fooled the Teacher.

The entire high school of Talent
concluded that April was their day
and all played hockey going to Phoe-
nix and enjoying picnic. At last
reports they had not divulged what
took place on thei" return to school
Wednesday, so the Tidings is unable
to state whether the joke is on the
scholars or on the teacher.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03
The Talent Tidinqs
1915
1t is Now One Apiece.

Talent evened up things with
Phoenix Sunday so far as baseball
matters go when they took the down
valley boys into camp with a score
of 3 to 8. The game was a good
one with a close score until about
the fatal seventh inning, when both
sides grew tired of playing ball and
took swatfest, with the result stat
ed above. The game was played on
the Talent grounds. 1t is probable
that the tie will be played off in the
near future.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

"Uncle" Fitch, one of the old-tim-
ers at the county farm, died couple
of weeks ago of the disabilities Incl
dent to old age. He had been an in
mate of the county farm the past
four years and had lived for many
years in the valley.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03
SPECIAL NOTICE.

All matter Tor tie Tidings should
be directed to the paper, rather than
to any person connected Herewith.
When directed to a person it is apt
to be sent to the home address, thus
delaying its insertion.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03
CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS

One cent per word, first insertion;
p cent per word for each insertion
thereafter; 80 words or less 81 per
month. No advertisement inserted
for less than 25 cents. Classified
ads are cash with order expect to
parties having ledger accounts with
the office.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

FOR SALE-Solid oak sideboard and
bedstead as good as new. 100
Union st. SS-3t*
FOR SALE-Fine home and 2 lots at
a great sacrifice. j. A. Orchard,
1167 East Main st. SS-tf
FOR SALE-Ten fresh cows. In
quire of H. V. Mitchell on Brown
place on East Main street road.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-Be Beau
tiful home, bungalow, 10 acres
fruit and alfalfa. Box SO. Talent,
Ore. 65-tf
FOR SALE-Gentle saddle pony,
cheap, suitable for lady, boy or
girl. Call at 996 Oak st. or
phone 291-R. Seats
COLTS FOR SALE-One three-year
bay coach filly and one two-year
black Percheron. c. NJ. Waite,
634 Iowa st. S2-St*
FOR SALE-Or trade for wood, one
DeLaval cream separator, one cul-
tivator and one incubator. Call or
address 107 Seventh st. S7-3t*
FOR SALE-By owner, large lot
with small house, on Meade street,
centrally located. Warranty deed.
A bargain. Address Mark Hebron,
Boise City, Oklahoma. S9-1mo. =
FOR SALE-A five-room house with
bath, in good repair, on 1 u acres
of ground on Laurel street. Young
orchard and good strawberry
patch. Address X, care Tidings.
72-tf*
FOR SALE-Apple trees, Winter Ba-
nanas; strawberry plants, leading
varieties guaranteed stock); SET
single harness, good repair; Jersey
COW. Apply to E. j. Arant, 449
Euclid Ave. S2-1mo.*
FOR SALE-Corner lot, 50x165 feet
corner Palm avenue and Ashland
street. Three-room house, with
electric light and water, chicken
coop and lots Of fruit. VIII take
COW and good horse in part pay
Monrad Nyby, 296 Maple street
Phone 229-R. S4-St*
FOR SALE-Four-room house, hall
block from paved street; sewer
cement sidewalks, electric lights
all in and paid for. Close in
Price $3.50. Half cash, balance tC
suit. Also y acres, good house
and barn. Close in. Price only
$1,000 if sold soon. F. G. McWil-
liams, 175 East Main st. S2-tf
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03
MISCELLANEOUS

CHAIR DOCTOR-R. H. Stanley, ex-
pert furniture repairer and up
holsterer. Carpets beat, relaid
and repaired, bed springs re-
stretched. chairs wired, rubber
tires for baby buggies. 26 First
avenue, opposite First National
Bank. Phone 413-J.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

Australia has 3j male centenari-
ans.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

EGGS from S. G. Brown Leghorns,
the economical egg machines, and
Black Minorcas that lay the large,
white ones, 81 per Is, $5 per 100.
R. D. Sanford, lower Helman ST.,
Ashland, Ore. S5-1mo*
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

FOR TRADE-480 acres at SIG per
acre, in Greeley county, Kansas.
Will trade all OF part for Ashland
property or improved or partially
improved land near Ashland. Ad-
dress j. H. Gustine, Anamosa,
Iowa, S4-1mo*
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

CRATER LAKE LAUNDRY agency
at Oregon Hotel billiard room.
S7-8t
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

WANTED-Bids for refinishing
Presbyterian church interior. APP
ply to c. w. Minis. S7-3t
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

FOR SALE-Apple trees, Winter Ba-
nanas; strawberry plants, leading
varieties guaranteed stock); set
single harness, good repair; Jersey
cow Apply to E. ]. Arant, 449
Euclid Ave. S2-1mo*
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

FOR SALE-Eggs and baby chicks
from my select winter laying
strain of S. G. Rhode Island Reds.
Orders booked now. G. w. Bene-
dict, 219 Mountain Ave. Phone
251-L. Taft
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03
EGGS AND POULTRY.

FOR SALE-Butf Orpingtons and
Rhode Island Reds, excellent lay
ers. Eggs 81 per Is. Chicks Is
cents each. E. o. Smith, 2SO Har-
gadine st. Phone 260-J. S6-St
FOR SALE-Eggs from a winter
laying strain of S G. Rhode Island
Reds. 81 per setting of Is; IS
per 100. Mrs. W. D. Booth, 996
Oak st. Phone 291-R. S4-St*
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03

FOR SALE-A five-room house with
bath, in good repair, on 1 u acres
of ground on Laurel street. Young
orchard and good strawberry
patch. Address X, care Tidings.
72-tf*
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-04-03
FOR SALE-Continued.

FOR SALE-Solid oak sideboard and
bedstead as good as new. 100
Union st. SS-3t*
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
UNITE TO "PLAY THE GAME"
Boston School Boys Set Example Wor.
tiny Of Emulation by the En-
tire Country.

Very quietly, and Jet ae part
II a movement that il nationwide,
new societies have been formed Of
ate among the boys IN some Of the
leading high schools Of Boston and
vicinity. The societies are not Of
that class which is under the ban Of
he school authorities IN many cities.
On the contrary, they are Of the kind
hat deserve ell encouragement. They
Ire not secret d snobbisr OF sectari-
IN. Their motto is play the game,
md they are formed TO encourage
:hrce kinds Of cIeannese--clean ath-
etics, clean speech and clean living.
The organization ia rather loose--lit-
lie more Than the signing Of 4 pledge
ard, the wearing OF a pin and occa-
sional meetingsbu By playing The
game Ell the time the influence Of
these clubs is great and faE-reaehing.
At = recent basket ball game the
seteree vas amazed at the good spirit
9Th which. The losing team took
many close decisions. Later, in COM
nienting on the matter, he learned
hat the boys belong 10 what his IN
sorlnans called s'shc clean athletics
.lnbr and the mystery vas explained.
for in the ethics Of the members
slean athletics means no dirty play.
ing. no wrangling, 10 kicking at
zach or referee and 10 rough honse
The story Of this specific instance
opened the eyes Of one high school
principal 10 the splendid work quiet
y accomplished By the society organ
lied By the boys themselves. BOSTON
Gerald.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
MUCH IN MENTAL ATTITUDE
To Refrain From Dwelling on Ones
Poor circumstances VIII Hesp
Largely TO Forget.

The mental attitude determines
the tendency Of the life. According
TO this Law, there is everything in
feeling rich, rich in everything that
is good for US. everything that will
help us TO become what we intend
20 become.
Many people have so long felt poor
and imagined that their lives must
necessarily be dry and barren Of COM
forts and luxuries which others en-
JOY that they have encouraged such
conditions. The habit Of feeling
that you are poor and unfortunate,
that the good things Of life are for
others but not for you, that there is
something in the universe which per-
miss such conditions, is deadening
TO all the nobIer impulses, deadening
10 all that makes character. all that
makes life beautiful.--Orisen SWEET
Marden. IN Nautilus.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
WHEN GAS WAS A NOVELTY
Queen Victoria Feared an Explosion
Of che lighting system That
Was New 90 her.

Aslcy the invention Of illuminate
ing gas early IN the last ceniry It
was a long time before English peo-
pie felt really al home with it. The
authorities at Windsor castle are said
20 have been unA-; the impression
that the gas was on fire all the way
along The pipes. And the Times of
July l2, 1880. contained the thrill
ing item
THE duke Of Wellington. when at
Windsor 3 few days ago. directed
that she gas might be cut of from
the interior Of the casile, by the de-
sire Of the queen. who. we UNDER
stand. entertained apprehensions lest
an accieens might h.. caused By exc
plosion. Her malcsiy's wishes will.
of course. b. immediately complied
wiihs and directions have already
t~sca given 20 the gas company FOR
ihe purpose.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
COOKS REFERENCES.

Mrs. Robinson had been expert
encing great difficulty in finding a
new cook. At last, however, she
thought she had found one to suit,
but before engaging her, like wise
woman, she decided to follow up the
references given, telling the girl to
call in three days time.
Alasl the replies to Mrs. Robin
sons inquiries showed that the
would-be cook was not quite all that
she professed to be.
81 am afraid" she said in as kind
ly a manner as possible when the
domestic called again, ''that ! am not
altogether satisfied with your refer
ences."
Neither am l." replied the maid.
"Still, they're the best / could get. "
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16

ttnusy Old Storekeeper Evidently Re
membered the Days When t4a
Was IN Love.

Senator Root, praising one cf the
american pictures at the recent in
sernafional exhibition in New York,
said Il was as poetical as an old
storekecpef he had known n his
boyhood.
@Thie storekeaper," be went On,
@was always doing kind things and
saying lively ones. I remember
spring when he was having his store
reprinted. He told the painter to
leave a certain corner untouched for
the time being; he explained that the
young people at that season did all
their counting there, and he didn't
want them 10 get smudged. .
But objected the painter.
these young folks would be fools
not to know the smell of fresh paint.
Young fellow said the old
storekeeper. you've never had girl,
that's plain. If you had, you'd know
that when folks are in love, every
thing, wet paint included, smells like
vioIets and roses -
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
RESINOL CURED
AWFUL PiMPLES
Whole Face Covered, Now Clear.

WHVsS race SOSeFeUO NOW &tG@Te
Brooklyn, N. Y, Oct. 3, 1919. IL was
troubled with two or three pimples
coming out on my chin. In a week or
so my whole face was covered with
them. Friends advised me TO use diff
ferent lotions and salves. tried theuao
but they did me little good, IL any. {
finally washed the pimples with Res
inol Soap and applied Resinol Oinep
ment before going 10 bed. la the moTmo
ing | found the swelling gone down.
and the Inflammation gone from tho
pimples. tried this treatment for
about a week, and found that most OF
the pimples had disappeared. kept
the treatment up for about month";
and then my face was clear OF all
pimples have used ReSinol Soap
since and find that the pimples do not
come back" (Signed( Walter A.
Stenstrum, 54 Willoughby Ave.
II you are suffering from itching.
burning skin troubles, pimples, black
heads. dandruff, stubborn sores OF
piles, IL viii cost You nothing TO try
Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap.
Just send to Dept. 26-K, Resinol. Bal
timore, Md, for free sample OF each.
Every druggist sells Resinol.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
GREAT INVENTIONS RARE.

Invention 10 come extent resembles
mining. Thousands Of miners plod
YEARLY through the mountains and
valleys searching for precious met
ais or outcrcppings of ore. One
among thousands strikes the big boz
nanza. About 500 patents are issued
every week by the United States pat
emf office. Only one in many years
is Cor something ssartlingly new and
meaning millions Of dollars TO the
inventor or the people who may gain
control Of it. Only about one i'm
ycntor in every hundred secures a
monetary return which will equal
the cost Of the invention and patent.
OF the 10000 or $4,000 patents is
sued every year there are few which
are Of such Importance as to attract
widespread attention, and only at
Tong intervals is there an invention
which revolutionizes conditions, such
as the telegraph, telephone, the pho
nograph, typesetting machines, wire
less telegraphy, aerial navigation.
and moving pictures.-Arthur Wal
lace Dunn, in Leslie'A
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
JOIN IN HARMONIOUS WHOLE
What Might Be Described az CroekeTY
Orchestra May Be Heard h
Department Store.

For odd musical effects you vant
to wander through the china de-
partment Of some great store On o
day when they are having q bargain
sale and many people are handling
the dishes. Customers are constant
y picking up single pieces for IN
spection and then setting them back
again among the other dishes on the
table and the sounds produced as
dish hits dish are many and various
From some big, heavy platter you
get what might answer for a deep
bass note and from some thin. tiny.
delicate cup the high treble, and you
may hear all the notes between,
sometimes confused and mixed,
sometimes heard running almost in
a scale and sometimes with q chim-
ing effect.
These dishes have many sounds.
Here is one that has the odd note
of cowbell. Some bigger, thicker
pieces of coarses clay give a sound
clear but cold. Many pieces Of finer
quality have a distinct musical reso-
nance. All over the great space.
from near and far ION hear the yari-
GUS notes, sometimes singly, some.
times in disjointed groups. This is
the crockery orchestra.-New York
Sun.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
SOMETHING He MIGHT Do
Hero Of Romance. and All That. hut
There Was Practical Use for
Beefsteak

you sir, be said To the man with
the black eyes who sal down beside
him in the street car, fare Yor an
automobilist ?"
Il am, vas Inc reply
You we're ant OF the road the
other DAY, speeding a the rsts Of 70
miles an hour.
No, I was only going ten
You found yourself about 70 run
over some one, and Jon steered tho
machine into lamp-post to prevent
il. That's the way you got your black
eye"
"0h, il came easier than that. >
laughed the victim. Il was passing
a farmhouse at ten miles an hour
when saw that ] was about 10 run
over a chicken kept on, and the
chicken was killed. came back
that way an hour later, and the
farmer and his two sons held me up
and blackened my eye"
But you didn't pay for the chick
enY"
"NO sir. took > $40 licking
rather than pay 30 cents for :. chick
en-
"a difference Of 1910. Sir. your
hand Yon are a heroi A halo OF
romance surrounds you, but why in
thunder don't you put beefsteak on
your eye and take the black QUITE
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
soFTENlNc INFLUENCE.

Bisks- Why is the summer girl
more mushy than the winter variety 7
links (glaring at soda fountain
sign) lit must be due to overindul
geDce in soft drinks Judge
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
POSSIBILITIES.

what was your interview like p
eve both said good morning,
agreed that il was pleasant weather
and that our party properly man
aged will have a great future and
expressed hope Of another meeting
before long.
whats the advantage Of an in
terview like that? ?"
Having been held in private, it
may easily give the impression that
am ore Of these trusted advisers
you read about
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
SAME THING.

Mrs. Slimdiet So you have placed
yourself under the care of physi-
clan who reduces superfluous flesh.
Did he recommend any special diet?
New Boarder-No, madam; he
simply recommended your boarding
hOuse.-Tatler.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
sAv.no rne eaxlnoa

A thrifty housewife was describing
nms Of her methods 70 a neighi'oF.
= alwayS save the grease from
Aam." ahc said. because II makes
good tryings"
What are you saving the good
tsyinss fogf" asked bet six-yeas-old
aaughses.
TIM Iissis girl'a brother. aged
sigas. wSa psomps wiih the reply:
why. fog Good Friday. Of
,9aBse. - Scuaeslown Telegram.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
HAppllf OCCUPIED.

what does jour husband do all
the timer 4 never see him ahoutF
@Efe Gets for ths novies
ssfsui In spare tnomests
sT'hen ne goes - see hir.sslf act
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
seAp nus WRIST. mAsBa.

asf nan quasliouaa ysse vegaci=
y. wlas aouId gor DO
"Ayell. IL he was caFeEus "a Use
words ii eegesnl syIIables "a gou sug-
rest. ] sllorlG be eoEnpa.lsd 70 re-
pond b. ;mpugains hia character
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
salF-sAcsiFlcines

Gentleman Does sae AcSse cake
he medicine That me sstsTiassg pre-
cribed for himF
Coachman0h, yen. out only nfg-
r | have taken rpoonfnl isss my~
elf. FIiegcnde Blaetief
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16

Patience-why. shs 'fWomanss
Page in ahis paper Is ali sbssgt
men
patTice Well. that's what they
are most interested in. isn't it7
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16

organic pains sh2t
sometimes / wsmlo
lie in bed four osyf
at a time, could nor
eat or sleep aud III
not want anyone e
talk TO me or bottle
me at all. Some
times ] would suhe
for seven hours ag =
time. Different doc
tors did the best
they could for me
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
WELL TRAINED

Mr.. Homebody--Tbe papers speak
Of your wife az an influential ward
boss.
Mr.. Peewes-Yess she had lots Of
practice at nome before aha vent
into politics.--Judge
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16

eft Is said that a cat has nine
avea.
That's nothing. Time has more
iven than q cat.
Hos DO You figure that p
~Why, time can stand an inde6-
ate asponnt Of killing
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
Ncr poss,sl C.

Slim needn's be 20 blue. Ills lie
can't te altogether dark"
''Why noes@
"Because he's goa job in light
house
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
lTs KIND

There Is one dig naticna, enfer-
prise which is very paradoxical,"
"What is that p
Trying to land waterways"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16

81 suppose you have seen a~sier
DAYS. like 81 the scst o! the ssamps
that come alongS"
EMO. mum. | can't say AZ have.
Before 8 wns a tramp ] wux . poet "
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
WHAT SMALL ssLL WAS roa.

Master Ito new servaHtl - Why do
you always ring that ANAL bell after
ringing the regular dinner hell
New That's 70 cail me
children, soF Judge.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
aHvoluTs0MfsT

Whas . Jour iaea Of d revolu~
don p'
Anything" replied fae turbulent
leader. shat EuYns afFsi-s npsids
q m"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
STRICTLY FResH

Patron (who has ordered eggss -
My this delay9
Waitress We are waiting for the
'arcel post, sir.--Puck.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16

"The Joneses go in foF i soA og
'uss and feathers"
Eyes, Jones gets the fuse sna bic
wife the feathers"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
PHYSICAL lmpossIHILtTY

"That fellow certainly did throw
me down"
well, did you expect a square
leal from g rounder?"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
THE SURE ENC

what is that gascally xrierd ri
yours doing now~
s'Time.s
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16

Belle Did she marry poor man !
Beulah Well, she married pool
apology for man.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16

Love levels all things, when love g
on the level
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16

ElIlptlcal Language.
81 see where the firm OF Hook 4
Took are about going up"
''Yes, they are fast going under.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1913-05-16
WOMAN SUFFERED
TEN YEARS
From Nervousness Caused By
Female Ills Restored to
Health by Lydia E.
Pinkhan's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.

Auburn, N. Y.-"T suffered from
for ten years, end had sueb