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Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
HUMoR OF THE DAY

Mrs. Homestopper-Did you eva see Hindoo idol Mir. Trotter?
 MT. G. Trotter-T never sew 'em snI other way. They're always idle Philadelphia Bulletin. Physician-Yo are too intense; yOa must take life easier. Fair Patfent-But, doctor, havg the artistic temperament, and ono ! can't have that in moderation.-Chi- cago Tribune.
 Young Man should like to asE your advice, sir, as to whether yoJ think your daughter would make c suitable wife Lawyer-No. I don't think she would. Five dollars, p1ease!-New York Mail. Upgardson-Do you notice any par | tfcular effect since you quit smoking9
 Atom-Yes; the man who used to sell me my cigar passes me on the street now without speaking.-Chicag Tribune.
 ..I gave up smoking to please herr
 And drinking
 Now she says she finds me very unlnteresting ng-'-Kansas City Journal
 Yes, suh, that is one of the most prominent and popular of Texans, suh.''
 Indeed! And in what way has hs distinguished himseIf?'' He is the inventor of three new drinks, suh.'-Cleve1and Plain Dealer. Nellie actually begged me to kiss him.
 BeI1e-What did you say?
 Nell told him I might be sorry for it afterward.
 BelIe-And were you Philadelphia Record.
 Father-That young man Of yours has more brains than I gave Linn eTed- it for. W
 Daughter-Oh, papa, you don't really mean it?
 Father-Yes: instead oH coming to see me he called up on the telephone, Philadelphia Telegraph
 Henry, here's a hair on your coat?4
 'Yes, my dear it's one of yours"
 "But it's a blonde hair, and my hair Is black
 T know dear, but you must remem- be" I haven't worn this coat before in a month h-''-Y onker's Statesman.
 "Is any one waiting on you?" fin- ally asked the naughty saleslady, con descending at last to notice the shop ping person.
 't1ay husband was-I left him outside but I'm afraid he's become disgusted and gone home. Standard and Times.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
Peck's Real Estate Agency
 FARMS A SPECIALITY I32sprlug stra,i. Hil!lnllH;. Conn
El21O

will buy 6 4c acre Aarm situated a few miles from Westerly and a short dis Lance to a lnrIV1nE manufacturing gil- lage. Cottage house. barn, crib and hennery, plenty of fruit and wood for home Here is 0 rare chance to buy good farm cheap. Enquire about it.
 s1sOO
 will buy an 80 acre farm situated two miles from Westerly, R. L, and a 1O- aueeive @nd sm8oth. iarss hoaas ana bafn PIo1 and crib, wagon shed, some fruit, on R. F. D. $sU0 cash puts the farm in is all ask for one of the finest farms in the state of Connecticut; 66 acres, 20 moving, 20 pasture, 1U wood and tim Der; keeps 10 cows, without siIo; house has rooms with ell. horse barn 24 by 86, cow barn 80 by 50. hog houses ice house so tons capacity, 1 storehouse IT by 4S, crib 14 by 29, henneries 10 springs; pasture borders beautiful pond; loo apple trees, 46 pear trees 25 plum trees. go peach, 2 apricot, one quarter of an acre strawb berry patch, currents: sooseperry blackberries, c1imnbfng vines. Viii take a mortgage age on the place if desired Possession given in 30 days. Don't let this oppor- unity slip.
 WILLIAM A. WILCOX.
 Real Estate BrokeFs No. <1 West Bread St. Rooms and 2.
 Westerly, R. I. Phone connectiC--- Free transportation
 in auto 5an25d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
DAVIS THEATRE.
Big Juvenile Musical Comedy Act Wiss,
 Seven People.

One Of the best shows seen in this city for sortSe time is the one at this cosy playhouse the first half of this week Heading the bill is The Girls and Boys of Avenue B, 8 bright juven- He musical comedy act with four pret- ty girls and three funny boys. The act is full of life and good singing and the laughter fills the house from their funny jokes and sayings Eddie Howard, the Crazy Tumbnng Clown. does some clever tnmbIes and keeps up the laughter all the time he occu- pies the stage. Lottie Gardener. the little lady with the big, beautiful voice made a hit right from the start with her songs and pretty costumes. The feature photop1ay, A Sicf1tan Heroine. in three reels, tells Of a patriots love and depicts an incident in the life of Garibaldi One of the finest pictures ever seen is Hefnie's Resurrection, a positive scream from start to finish Other good dramatic pictures also the famous Mutual Weekly, make up one of the best shows Of the season
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
BREED THEATRE.
Marvellous Pathe Weekly with lnans-
 uration of Woodrow Wilson.

The return of Wednesday brings to the Breed the Marvellous Pathe Weekly, and this week it contains the Inauguration of Woodrow Wilson. This Is the best picture obtained of the great ceremony and is most in teresting. The weekly this week is more than full measure of late hap penings, and as usual shows the won derful drawings of Mutt and Jeff at sea.
 The big dramatic sensation, Victor Hugo's literary masterpiece, Notre Dame de Paris. is the leader for to- day, and is produced in three reels, and beautifully hand coIored. This is the well known tale of the love and passions of Esmeralda, and Is fully as thrilling as any feature seen at the Breed lately. There is not a scene in the three reels that does not hold the spectator tensely expectant- Fran c1s Bushman appears in the powerful drama of the heart entitled. The Dis coveFy in which he and his father are lovers of the same woman
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
Eelen Dunlop in t'Bunty Pulls th
 Strings"

Bunty Pulls the Strings. which has just closed most remarkable engage ment at. the Comedy theatre, New York. comes to the Davis theatre Thursday night, April 3rd. for one night only. with the original imported company that has been appearing in this play since 1t was first produced < year ago. This play represents many years of work by it's author. MT. Graham Mofat, but it was always a work Of pleasure because he loved the characters. every one of them. Buntv was originally a slender sketch, but 1t finally occurred to Mir. Moffat to write 1t up to three act comedy, which he did. the result of which has been that Bunty has been the success of both New York and London for the last year. The company to be seen here includes Miss Molly Pearson, Edmund Beresford, Miss Vera Pole, Ethelbert Hales. sanderson Moffat, Miss Amy Singleton. Miss Margaret Nybloc, !. Fl MacGregor. Miss Marjorie Davidson. Leonard Booker and others. The play comes here direct from @ two months engagement at the Majestic theatre. Boston.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
Town Hall. panielaon.

Tomorrow (Thursday) evening. April 3. George R. Guy will present Guy Bros. Great MinStreIs, with their s,iI- yer band and concert orchestra. George R. Guy, the premier of all the min streis, and 25 people are included in the cast of the only minstrel troupe that will come to Danielson this sea son.
 Beautiful scenery, wonderful eIectrf- cal effects and 12 big acts are incIud- ed in this show. with a galaxy of first class dancers, and acrobats of surpris- ing ability. An elegant first part, featuring the stars of the cast, beau tifuIly coStumed- The new song num- bers are the very latest hits.
 A grand street parade at noon; a concert at the hall at T.30.
 Special prices for this attraction z5, 35 and 50 cents.
 Seats now selling at Williams drug store.
 Cars north and south after the show.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

Next to d circus boy would rather see a dog fight.
 Be good. but also be good for soms- 1 thing.
 We feel sorry for the hero who is out of 0 job.
 No man is born as free and equal as a hired girl
 If you want your boy to do right show him how.
 No. Alouzo, you can't always tell a belle by her rings.
 The most of US believe in the total depravity of some folks.
 In trying to defeat Gods purpose, l the devil helps it along. It's no trouble at all," says a bill collector ito find people out" Fishing for com pliments is not much better than fishing on Sunday.
 The rich man in torment may have had plenty of flowers on his grave. When a young widow gets on a bach 1 1or's trail it's only a matter of tune. Rottenness in character is as cer- tain to show itself as it is in an apple. When saloonke eepers begin to talk temperance there is something brewing. Religion pure and undefled never has to carry a banner to attract atten- ton.
 Love is a wonder worker, but 1t gets along better when it has brains to di- rect it.
 The religion that can be figured out on slate can be wiped out with 8 sponge
 Very few men are so in love with their job that they would refuse a better one.
 The people who always look on the bright side can always find a bright side to look on.
 A sufragette is a female who is will ing to stand up for her rights any where, even in a crowded car.
 The man who goes out into life with a chip on his shoulder should take plenty of sticking plaster along. | It sometimes happens that a deaf mute is not highly educated, but what he knows he has at his fingers ends,
 When the last lie is driven out of the world the devil will not be able to find a spot on which to rest his cloven foot
 A writer says there are more than 20, 900 women in New York who are past I5 years of age. No wonder. It is the chorus girl headquarterA
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
POETRY
THE FIRST OF APRIL.

The ea2aded aRadon on sun F,s of f.. April casts e 1ne e1aannid a1aam0ad drops of April ny And 10! be9witehing Apri riis comes S51r again IT,. our hearts to snare. TO madden n9 us us J with smiles, that mourn. o ana tears. lit up with glee; . wild maid, April, you will make a
 fool of me.
 From Winters bonds the waters vral<s. and birds. on every tree carol from rom the hee wood; ToceElnier' aHs And who can silent stay with all Ehg My heart is filled with music and nU
 lips with melody; laugh, cry, sing, sigh;, April makes The blossoms hover round her head, The birds are feathered all for her In
 festival array;
 radiantly as they, In flowing lines and color clad, a joy o gay. maid. April. you have made a
 fool of me.
 goes; "Good-bye. old friend srg You Eil Sdt neW PotpEn To1r da5 sPFn6 n returns As grief is all forgotten we'll remem-
 Der you no more- My thoughts are turned from care ta
 all the joy that is to be. o mad maid, April, thus you make a Yet some will stay with sorrow after Wise maiden. yours the sweetness and
 the mystery of tears. The spell l7I that you sFs 1s sin singing and Unfolds- how joy and grief must each of either hold the key;
 Helen Chisholm.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
LEGAL NOTICES.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich. within and for the District of Norwich, on the 2sth day of March, A D. 1913.
 Present-NELsON J. AYLING. Judge. Estate of Charles H. Johnson late of Iispon, in said District deceased. Ordered, That the Administratrix cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said estate within six months from this date, by posting 4 notice to that effect to- gether with a copy of this order, on the signpoSt nearest to the place where said deceased last dwelt and in the same town. and by publishing the same once In a newspaper having a circulation in said District and make return to this Court
 NELSON J. AYLLNG, Judge. The above and foregoing is true copy of record
 Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH,
 Clerk
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
What Is Going On Tonight.

Moving Pictures and Illustrated Songs at the Breed Theatre.
 Vaudeville and Moving Pictures ar the Auditorium
 Vaudeville and PhotopIays at Davis Theatre.
 Rural-Urban Banquet at Wauregan House. Immergruen Lodge, No. Il. o. D. H. S., meets in Germanta Hall.
 TeoumSeh Tribe, No. 43s l. Q. R. M-, meets in Hibernian Hall
 Polishers' and Buffers Union meets Hope Rebekah Lodge, No. 21. L O. O. F. meets in Odd Fellows Hall.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

at Norwieh. within and for the District of Norwich. on the 1st day of April, A. D. 1913. PresenI-NELsON J. AYLING, Judge Estate of Isabella Moore. late of Norwich, in said District deceased. Ordered. That the Executor cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said estate posting 9 notice to that effect. together with copy of this order, on the sign post nearest to the place where said deceased last dwelt, and In the same town. and by publishing the same once in newspaper having circulation in said District. and make return to this Court.
 NELSON J. AYLING, Judge The above and foregoing is 6 trus copy of record.
 Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
COLCHESTER

Otto Milhan of Brooklyn. N Y, is the guest of Earl Holmes on Halls Hill avenue.
 Charles N. Taintor of New York was at his summer residence on Tain tor hill over Sunday.
 Bella Lyon Pratt of Boston. who recently purchased the Music Vale property in Salem, was 6, visitor in Colchester the other day.
 T. Hunt Sterry of New London was calling on friends in town recently.
 There was the usual large crowd at tending the matinee and evening nov ing picture show in Grange hall. The Outcast's Revenge, a Bison 11i ranch film MAS one of the best shown here
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
LEGAL NOTICES.

AT 4 COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Colchester, within and for the Dis. March, 1913
 Prssent-H. P: BUELL.. Judge.
 The Admin istrator having made aceordanea d With h'' the " statute, da for an an order of sale of the whole or part of the real estate ate. described therein it is heard at the Probate Office in Col chester, on the 7th day of April. 1913, notice thereof be given by inserting a copy of this order in a newspaper having a circulation in said District, and that return be made to this Court.
 apr2d H. P. BUELL., Judge.
 AT 4 COURT OF PROBATE HELD of Chaplin. on the 31st day of March,
 Pres CLARENCE E. CHESTER,
 Estate of Julia M. Peck. late of chaplin: ph: in said R District deeeased. e. chicago. Iii. T Exec 1toa. atoa.> -- ' . - / Ordered That. six months from the and allowed for the creditors to bring in their claims against said estate, aeed and the f said is hereby creditors of said estate to bring in their claims within said time allowed. public signpost nearest the place where the deceased last dwelt, wllnin the same Town. and by publishing the paper having a. circulation in said Pro bate District. and return make to this Court of the notice given.
 Attest: CLARENCE E. CHESTER,
 apr2d Judge.
 AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich, on the 31st day of March, ent@NELsoN J. AYLING. Judge.
 ta,f4 1f it6 aF C11s-n in said District. an incapable person.
 The Conservator appeared 1n.. Court that said estate Is now in settlement in said Court, and praying for an order to sell certain real estate belonging to said incapable person, fully described in said application.
 W7Ihereeupop, it is ordsrsd 1 That said I4 the Probate Court Room in the City of Norwich in said District, on. the 5th f in the forenoon. ] n and that that notice of 'fi the pendency of said application, and of newspaper having a circulation in said District. at least three days. prior to the date of said hearing. and that re-
 NELSON J. AYLING. Judge.
 The above and foregoing is a true
 Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH.
 apr2d Clerk.
 AT-A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at NOfW1CQ, WllfllIi aIQ IOT lu0 OlSlI1 1CL of Norwich. on the 1st day of April, essnt4NE5soN 5 ]; ! AAyt;IN9s. A;I9S i, Judge, q st Norwich, in said Distriet. deceased: appeared in Court and filed 8 petition praying. for the reasons therein set forth. that an instrument purportfng to be the last will and testament of said. deceased be admitted to ,,, probate; petition be heard and determined at the Probate Court Room in the City Of Norwich in said District. on the 7th day of April, A D. 1918. at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and that notice of the pendency of said petition, and of said hearing thereon, be given by the pub- lication of this order one time in some newspaper having a circulation in said District, at least three days prior to tie date of said hearing. and that re- turn be made to this Court
 NELSON J. AYLING, Judge.
 The above and foregoing is true copy Of record.
 Attest FANNIE c. CHURCH.
 aprzd Clerk.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02

The Professors Dilemma was also good Dancing followed the show.
 Miss Mary O'Brfen has returned from several days stay in Washing ton, D. c.
 Miss Hannah King of Naugatuck is visiting relatives in town.
 Harry W1ckwire who is working in Fitchville drawing lumber, was at his home in South Main street over Sun- day.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
STAFFORD SPRINGS
School committes Considers, Hisi School Additien-Silver Wedding Q
 Mir. and Mrs. William E. Whitaker

The monthly meeting of the town school committee was held at the H. brary Monday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Chairman Fisk reported that the arch- itect MT. Johnson of Hartford. was ready to submit plans and specif1ca- tions for an addition to the present high school building. He also has plans for remodelling the WoodlaWn house The committee will try and arrange a joint meeting of the school board and seIectmen for next Monday at which time MT. Johnson will be pres ent and fully explain the plans.
 Everett Gray of Springfield has been spending a few days in town.
 Leaves Springs House.
 John Wegmore has completed his duties as manager of the Springs house and will leave town today (Tues- day). He is succeeded by W. A. Se- gar the veteran hotel man who was manager of the house several years ago.
 Funeral of Mrs. Angelic Labreoke.
 The funeral of Mrs. Angelic Labrecl5e took place at St. Edwards. church Monday morning at o'clock Rev. F. J. O'Neiu ofhciated and burial was in the Cafholic cemetery.
 Miss Louisa Wobbecke of Stafford Hollow is visiting Rev. and Mrs. A. B. Todd in Torrington.
 Miss Helen Wightman Is the guest of relatives in New York.
 Silver Wedding.
 MT. and Mrs. William E. Whitaker observed the 18th anniversary of their wedding Monday at their home on Crown street. During the afternoon and evening several friends and neigh bors called to wish them happy re- turns of the day. They were also pre- scented a number of suitable tokens of esteem
 Mrs. Wesley O. Hollister of Detroit, Mich. is spending a few days with MT. and Mrs. J. Allen Mix
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
MISS M. (. ADLES Hair, Scalp and Face Specialist

WILL RETURN WEDNESDAY
 Miss Adles is in New York at the re- quest of customers who are prominent in the Four Hundred and are prepar- ing for trips abroad. She will be in Norwich after Wednesday with all the new styles. soe Main St.. next to Chelsea Bank
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02

NOTICE.-Al1 creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to present their claims against said estate to the und dersigned at 13 Boswell Ave, Nor wich, Conn.,, within the time limited in the above and foregoing order.
 LESTER B. WALKER
 apr2d Executor.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich. on the 1st day of April, "A. D. 1913.
 Present--,ELSON J. AYLING. Judge. Dstate of Alfred J. Pardy. late of urdered, That the Administratrix cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said estate within six months from this date by posting notice to that effect, together with a copy of this order, on the sign deceased last dwelt, and in the same town, and by publishing the same once in a newspaper having a circu1a ton In said District and make return to this Court.
 NELSON J. AYLTNG, Judge. The above and foregoing is a true copy of record.
 Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH.
 Clerk
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
ID RI M k H A BI
RELIABLE HOME TREATMENT

The ORRINE treatment for the Drink Habit can be used with abso- lute confidence. It destroys all desire for whiskey, beer or other alcoholic stimulants. Thousands have success fully used it and have been restored to lives of sobriety and usefulness Can be given secretly. Costs only $1.00 per box. If you fail to get re- suits from ORRINE after a trial, your money will be refunded. Ask for free booklet telling all about ORRINE.
 N. D. Sevin & Son, 11s Main St.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
AUCTION.
FRIDAY, APRIL 4. 1918.

Having sold my farm. stock and tools. ] will sell at public auction the house. hold goods in my eiEht-room house. Sale rain or shine. Farm known as the Haskell farm, on road leading from Jewett City to PadkerMlle.
 apr1d WILLIAM .GUSEs
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02

NoTICE.-AH creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to present their claims against said estate to the undersigned at R. F. D. No. 4 Nor wich, Conn. within the time limited in the above and foregoing order
 s. NETTIE JOHNSON
 apr2dl AdmiQistratn.ir
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
c. WITTER ........... Auctionee AUCTION.

I will sell at Pubic Auction at tn 6 Henry Wade farm. in Pomfret, one mile south of Elliott Station,
 TUESDAY, APRH. 8. 1918,
 at 1 o'clock p. m, sharp, the following described property: One roan horse. 8 years old. weight 1000 pounds, 8 good worker and driver and safe for lady to drive; Jersey COW, an extra good butter COW and due to calf May l; l yearling heifer. Jersey breed and from good butter producing stock; 1 rubber tired runabout buggy condition; light pole. ] lumber wag-- on, l brass trimmed surrey harness, 1 buggy harness and sets of collars and traces. halters, etc, grindstoIne. gallon kegs of cider. 1 hay cutter. 1 No. Household cook stove. airtight stove and stovepipe; also other house. hold goods and quantities of farming tools, carpenter's tools. etc. not men toned. If said day prove to be decid- ed1y stormy, sale will take place first fair day after. Terms, cash
 LEWIS S. MOWRY,
 apr2WS Elliott, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Best $3.5o eyeglasses properly fitted for $1S5. Burnham, 227 Main street.
 Schwartz Bros. 22nd prize letter. written by Mrs. James F. Nolan, ap- bears in this mornings issue.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02

NOTICE.-All creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to presen their claims against said estate to the und ersigned at No. 40 Bentley Ave, Norwich, Conn, within the time limited in the above and foregoing order.
 MRS. ALICE M. PARHY.
 apr2d Adminis tratrix.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
FOR SALE

sA few choice building lots on newly plotted estate on Salem road. resid entfal suburb of Norwich Land elevated; fine views: nacadam road: school; ten minutes by trolley to Franklin square. Each lor has right of way in one of the new avenues to be laid out this spring. thereby saving purchaser building of car riage drive.
 Also for sale. an attractive house on estate, now occupied by owner. Large, sunny rooms, 23 and 25 feet long every convenience
 Address C.. E. K BURNFIAM, Sa- lem Road Norwich, Conn. Tel. S16-3.
 mar5WS
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02

THERE IS no aovertis1ng medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The BQl. lelin for business results
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
FOR SALE.

FOR sALEtThe property No. e5 School St., all modern tmprovements !; could be used for two families. Ad- dress J. T. Manchester. No. A Colt St.. Norwich. Conn. mar19d
 FOR SALE-Latest improved ma chtnery for bottling purposes, Magic carbonAtor, Crown capping machine, syphon dl1er. bottles and cases. Ell Dagenias. eDanielson. Conn. marzsd
 FOR sALE+Slab wood. stove lengths. &x.50 cord. 32.56 half cord. G. A Bull lard. Phone 646-17. dec16d
 THINK TT OVER 16o notehoads and 250 6& Irregular business si1el envelopes neatly printed. for SC; 60e prices for any printing you are in need Of The Bulletin Company, Norwich. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02

THERE is no advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The BuI- ietin for business results.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE+House of 10 rooms with good barn suitable for garages good reason for selling. Inquire at AS Me Kinley Avenue. dec2d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02
LOST AND FOUND.

IOsT1The person who picked up purse containing owners address at Davis Theatre Saturday is known. and trouble will be avoided by returning same apr2o
 LosT-An automobile rear tall light. J. F. Carter & Co., marS1d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-02

FOR SALE+Emblem, Deluxe and Reading-Standard motorcycles. The largest and most powerful machines made; to 10 horse power; belt or chain; S175 to $500. Send for catalogues once. Sub-agents wanted In all towns in New London and W1ndham counties. Wilson Bros.. 56 Elizabeth st., Norwich, Conn. aprld