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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
GERMAN WARSHiP is SUNK.
Sixty-Six Lose Lives When Cruiser
Runs Down Torpedo Boat


HeIigoland, Germany, March g.
Sixty-six of the crew of the German
torpedo boat SITS were drowned
when the little vessel was rammed by
the cruiser Yorck in the North sea.
Among the dead are the commander
Of the torpedo boat, Lieutenant Koch,
and his first officer. The surgeon and
engineer and fifteen men of the crew
were saved. The torpedo boat sank
Immediately.
Torpedo boat destroyer SITS was
one of the newest destroyers in the
German fleet 1t displaced 636 tons
and carried a complement of eighty
four officers and men. SITS was re-
turning during the night from ma
neuvers in which it had participated
with the German battleship feet, the
cruiser squadron and sixty-four other
torpedo beat destroyers.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Hotel Burns at kin1her,v.

Appleton. - Fire completely de-
Btroyed the hotel at Kimberly and
for time threatened the destruction
Of large part of the village and
the Kimberly-Clark company's paper
mill. A part of Appleton's fire de-
partment went to Kimberly's assist
ance and the fire was confined to the
hotel and two or three surrounding
buildings. The hotel was the prop
erty of the Kimberly-C Paper
company and was the home of nearly
loo employees of the mill. The prop
erty loss Will aggregate $35, goo.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
NEW NICkELS PASS FOR SIS.

Puebioan Gilds Coins and City Flood
ed With Spurious Gold Pieces.
Pueblo, Colo, March 6.-No sooner
had the new nickels with the buffalo
head on one side and the Indian on
the other reached here than a food
of spurious five dollar gold pieces in
vaded the city. Some enterprising
citizen had gilded the nickels and ow-
ing to their similarity to the gold they
passed readily for them
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Dome site Scene.

It's money for this and money for
that, all day long," snarled Mr. Blob
ster to his wife Woman, is there
anything you can do Without"
Yes" answered Mrs. Blobster, in
her sweetest tones
Name it! Name it,"
THE smallpox replied Mrs. Blob
ster, and when Mr.. Blobster went out
he slammed the door so hard it rat
tied the unwashed dishes in the
kitchen sink
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
William C. RedfieId.
William 3. Wilson.

Pennsylvania representative in the
cabinet is William Bauchop Wilson Of
Blossburg, named for secretary of la
Dor. He was born in Blantyre, Scot
land. in 1862, and came to this country
in 1870. The next year he began
working ii the Pennsylvania coal
mines, and from early manhood he has
been actively interested in trade union
affairs. For eight years he was in
ternational secretary-t-easurer of the
United Nine Workers o. America He
is now engaged in farming. Mr.. Viii
son has been a member of the last
three congresses, representing the Fiji
teenth district of his state. He is
married and has nine children.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
FROGS Are Game Birds.

Madison.-The assembly commit
tee on fish and game has decided that
a frog is a game bird and entitled
10 protection. 1t will recommend
the Spoor bill, making a closed sea
son for frogs, for passage. If this
Judgment is ratified by the assembly
and later by the senate frogs can
sit on the bank and croak at all pass
ersby between Nov. 1 and June /.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
He Would Give a Try.

After the war Zip" Crowley of a
New York regiment, got into trouble,
and at the trial the Judge asked:
do you wish to challenge any of
the iury?" Zip looked them over
carefully and answered.:
We'll Dim not exactly wot y'u
Guild call in training, but ! wouldn't
mind round or two wild tn fat old
geezer in the corner"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
HOUSE TO HAVE BENCHES.
congressman to Pick Own Seats Whe

congressman to Pick Own Seats When
Chairs Are Removed.
Washington, March S-With the
substitution OF benches for desks and
swivel chairs in the hall of the house
of repro sentatives will pass the time
honored custom of alloting seats by
having a blind-folded page draw the
numbers from a box. Members will be
permitted at the opening of the extra
session to select their own bench
seats 1t will be case of first come.
first served.
To accommodate the new members
with Offices. a new floor will be added
to the house Office building. Congress
appropriated $4,000 for this work.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Matrimonial Advice.

For awhile during the Civil war Gen
eral Fremont was without a command
One day, in discussing Fremont's case
with George w. Julian, President Lin
coin said he did not know where to
place him, and that it reminded him of
the old man who advised his son to
take wife, to which the young man
responded: "All right. Whose wife
shall I take?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
NEW YORK CENTRAL FINED.

Pays $4,000 for Failure to Observe
Demurrase Rates.
Buffalo, n. Y, March ga fine of
$4,000 was imposed on the New York
Central railroad in United States court
for failing to observe published rates
of demurrage at East Buffalo. The
fine was paid. A stipulation was also
filed discontinuing SO actions against
the Lake Shore & Michigan Southern
and the New York, Chicago & ST.
Louis railroad for violations of the law
in connection with cattle shipments.
The railroads paid $4,000
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Short Runs. but Certain

why do the managers persist in
accepting the plays of the poet Blim-
binski when they are always fail
ures ?"
Well, they always cause such a
rumpus that the house is entirely sold
out for two weeks anyway.-Fliegend
Blaetter (Munich).
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13

ceived his masters degree in 1884.
In 1883 he was given the degree of
LII. B. by Union College of Law, Chi
cago. After practicing law in Jack
sonville and Lincoln, Neb.. he served
as a member Of the SIND and 53rd
congresses. Having written the sill
yer plank" for the Democratic ma
tional convention of 1896 and made
a sensational speech, he was nomi-
mated for president, but was defeated
by William Mckinley. Nominated
again in 1900, he was again beaten by
Mckinley, and then established the
Commoner and made tour of the
world Nominated third time in
1908. he was defeated by w. H. Taft.
Mr.. Bryan married Mary Elizabeth
Baird in 1884. He has done much lee
turing and written several books.
McAdoo the Tunnel Builder.
William Gibbs McAdoo. though a
lawyer by profession, is known to
most people as the builder of the
great system of railway tunnels of
New York city. He was born near
Marietta, Ga. in 1863 and was edu-
Gated at the University of Tennessee.
In 1885 he was admitted to the bar.
and the same year he married Sarah
Houston Fleming of Chattanooga. He
entered the practice of law in New
York in 1892. and since 1901 has been
interested chiefly In tunnel construc-
ton there. He is president of the
Hudson & Manhattan Railroad COM
pany.
LindIey M. Garrison.
The selection of Lindley NJ. CARR
son, vice-chancelIor of New Jersey. to
be secretary of war is in line with
President Wilson's idea that the hold
er of that position should be a man
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
A Compromiss

Have you decided on a name for
the baby as YETI"
Not as yet. My family has named
one member of a commission and my
wife's family has named another.
These two are to agree on a third
and the three OF them are to decide
on q name"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
N naturally.

There is a great deal more excite
ment in hunting big game than in
hunting small game.
4 don't know about the excitement,
but I should think there would be
more satisfaction in it,
Satisfaction
Yes. Big game should be easier TO
find than small game"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Six Hurt in Fire

Laurium, Mich, March six per
sons were hurt, one probably fatally,
in a fire which destroyed the Imperial
hotel here Wednesday. Miss Hilda
Ala, who jumped from the third story
NAV die.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
I ack of Holes "

A delegation Of faultfnders called
upon President Lincoln, and inquired
why certain generals were not given
commands.
THE fact is" replied the president.
81 have not more pegs than / have
holes to put them in"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
MORE SHAFTS ARE DAMAGED

Ninth Monument on Gettysburg Battle
field Disfigured by Miscreant.
Gettysburg, Pa, March 8.-Another
monument on the battlefield, that of
the Sixth New Jersey regiment, was
found to have suffered at the hands of
the vandal who visited the historic
ground on Tuesday night. The monu-
ment is a large shaft located in the
Valley Of Death. Chips were broken
from the corners and the memorial
was defaced badly.
Eight monuments were damaged
previously, and it is feared that others
may have suffered at the hands of the
miscreant
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
1900 Garment Workers Riot,

Rochester, n. Y, March S.-Strik-
ing garment workers Thursday opened
the day with rioting, in which 1,50Q
persons took part Taxicabs were
wrecked and workers in the shops
we're assaulted.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Bryce Visits Connauaht.

Ottawa, Ont. March 6.-Britisn Am
bassador Bryce arrived Tuesday as
the guest of the duke of Connaught on
what will be his last official visit. He
will discuss outstanding matters be,
tween Canada and Great Britain.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Burned TO Death.

Saltwater, Mimi, March Frank
Zybarth, aged sixty-four, was burned
to death in a fire which destroyed his
store Wednesday. He was crippled
from burns received in fire many
years ago.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Jamaica's Governor Divorced.

London, March 5.-The Globe says
Sir William Manning, governor of the
Colony Of Jamaica, was granted a de-
cree of divorce from his wife Monday.
His main charge against Mrs. Man
ming was misconduct.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Roy Stranded by Towel.

Seattle, Wash, March 6.-Entang.
ling his head in a roller towel Earl
Thatcher. fourteen years old, strangied
himself to death in his home at North
Bend. this county, late Tuesday after,
noon.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
"DrysD Win in Indiana,

Indianapolis, March 6.-Local op-
ton elections were held in four In
diana cities Tuesday and in all the
anti-saloon forces were victors IL
Wabash the contest was close, the
''drys'' winning by Only Is majority.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
London and Berlin Converse

London, March 6.-The first tele-
phone conversation between London
and Berlin was held Tuesday. The
distance between the two cities is roo
miles, including sixty miles of subma-
rine cable
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Avert British Strike:

London, March THE threatened
universal" strike on the railroad sys,
tens throughout the British Isles
was averted by the reinstatement of
Conductor Richardson by the Midland
Railway company Wednesday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
RYAN Reelected President

Indianapolis, March 8.-After a hard
fight, Frank NJ. Ryan was reelected
president of the International Associa-
ton of Bridge and Structural Iron
Workers Thursday to serve until next
September.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
q Good Friend

do you know Green very well?"
Yes"
Are you close friend of his?''
q consider myself So
"On intimate terms with him?"
mo question of it. He's the man |
got to buy that worthless mining stock
| had"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Uncle Eben.

Oar is times" said Uncle Eben,
dat de bossiest men has to leave
things TO other people. De surest way
to git yoh face cut is to jump up IN
expected to give instructions to de
barber dat's Shawn you"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Confederate Fiao DESIGNER Dead

Raleigh, n. c., March Capt. Ran
doIph Smith, the designer Of the Con-
federate flag, died suddenly at his
home here Monday night. Captain
Smith was in his eightieth year and
had not been previously i'll
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Craftsmen Get $1,000 Gems

Philadelphia, March 5-Robbers
blew a safe in the store Of Otto Gold
smith, diamond merchant in the heart
of this city, early Monday morning
and stole diamonds valued at over
$1,000.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Twenty. Hurt in Wreck

Hamilton, Ont, March 5.-Twenty
people were injured when the Wabash
express en- route to Buffalo was
wrecked at Cayuga Monday after
noon. Spreading rails was the cause
of the wreck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Champ Clark Has Birthday.

Washington, March 8.-Speaker
Champ Clark, who was chosen by &C
clamation to preside over the house
during the Sixty-third congress, which
will assemble in special session on
April /, was sixty-two Friday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Balkan Allies AGREE to Mediation.

London, England, March Tt was
announced Wednesday that all the Bal
kan allies have individually accepted
in principle the mediation of the Euro
pean powers for the conclusion OF
peace with Turkey.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
No Spring Water for Senate.

Madison adoption of
a senate resolution requiring the
state to furnish spring water for sem
ators, Attorney General Owen has
given his opinion that there is nc
statute making compliance with the
resolution obligatory.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Essential Thino,

Ode wust thing about arithmetic"
said Uncle Eben, lis dat a whole lot
o. folks gifts de idea dat any kind O.
7ggerin' is all right if dey kin finish
wifi number dat has dollar mark
in front of it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Water VIII Be HIGH

Neenah.-The precipitation for
February in the Fox river valley was
lis inches, more than double that
of February. 1912. To all indica-
tions the water in Lake Winnebago
will be high this spring
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
ReheIa Omit Town

Cananea, Sonora, Mex, March g.
Five hundred Maderists marched out
of Cananea Tuesday, leaving the town
in possession Of the federals. The reb-
els go to join volunteer mutineers in
the Ajo mountains.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Runaway Indian Returns r. Cal;

Leavenworth, Kan. March 6.-Tom
Wind, a Cherokee Indian, who escaped
from the state penitentiary three
months ago, voluntarily returned to
the prison Tuesday. He had served
all but four months of a term.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Aviator Falls to Death

Salisbury Plains, England, March Z.
-Plunging 5000 feet to the earth
when the mechanism of his monoplane
failed George F. England, an aviator.
was instantly killed here on Wedaes-
day
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Won't Wear Aicrettes

Philadelphia, March 1.-Two thou
sand pupils of the girls high school
here Wednesday pledged themselves
against the wearing Of aigrettes, and
to do all in their power to persuade
others not to buy them
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Taft Removes Appraisers.

Washington, March 5.-President
Taft announced the removal for NAL
feasance in Office Of Thaddeus Shar-
retts and Roy H Chamberlain of the
board Of customs appraisers Monday
afternoon.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
INAUGURAL COST is $4,000
Washington Committee Faces a Deficit
of About Sf4.OOO.

of About $4,000.
Washington, March S.-The inaugu-
ration of Woodrow Wilson was not a
financial success, notwithstanding that
the guarantee fund for the days events
was larger than that subscribed for
any previous inaugural, despite the
elimination of the traditional inaugu-
raj ball and the attendant concerts.
There will be a deficit of between
IS and IS per cent. to be made good
of the inaugural guarantee fund The
expenditures of the inaugural commit
tee will be about $4,000 and the com
mittee will have taken in when all re-
ceipts are counted in the neighborhood
of $4,000
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Autos for Parcel Post Delivery

Washington, March 8.-One hun.
dred automobiles were ordered Thurs
day by the post Office department
many from New York manufacturers
to be used in the collection and distri.
button of parcel post mails.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Raise Perry EIaoship.

Erie, Pa, March 8.-Commodore
Perry's old flagship, the Niagara
which for almost century has rested
at the bottom of Misery bay, an arm
of Lake Erie. was raised during a
binding snowsterm Thursday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
wild Indians CAPTURE Americana

Maracaibo, Venezuela, March s.
Two American mining engineers, Guy
N. Bsorge and William Leslie Taylor
of Duluth, Mimi, were captured by
wild Motilones Indians near Lake
Maracaibo Monday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Child Dies in Fire.

San Bernardino, Cal, March Sin
the excitement of finding their house
on fire, John Landrez and his wife
moved out what furniture they could
and left their two-year-old son to burn
TO death Thursday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Tn Inilr Eurnns for St,du

Madison.-A number of Wisconsin
students will be included in a party
of commerce students that is to tour
Europe this summer studying indus
trial commercial conditions in the va
rious countries.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
ETHEL ROOSEVELT is BRAVE
Sets Date for Her Wedding on Friday
April q.

April 2.
New York, March 8.-Plans are
being arranged for the wedding Of
Miss Ethel Carow Roosevelt, daugh-
ter of Col. and Mrs Theodore Roose-
welt, to DR. Richard Derby of this
city. The wedding will be in the
Episcopal church in Oyster Bay, L. l.,
on April 4, and reception will fol-
low at Sycamore Hill, Colonel Roose-
velt's estate.
April 4 comes on Friday and evil
IDENTIFY Miss Roosevelt and her fance
have no superstition as to marrying
on that day, which was chosen be-
cause they are to sail for Europe on
the following day.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
E;,a1 49, Saline cir.,a4.as

New Following a cru
SADIE started by w F. Lusk, superin-
tendent of public schools. two res
faurant proprietors have been fined
for selling cigarettes to minors.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Homely Hint.

The air Of cellar or any dark store
room can be kept sweet by hanging
Jumps of charcoal there III net bags.
Every few weeks the charcoal should
be taken out. made very hot and re-
turned to the bag.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Too Much.

81 understand your star has a great
deal of temperament" "A great deal!
Great Scott, man, you can't put a
thermometer near her without its
dancing ragtime between boiling point
tn zero ''-EXchange.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
"sTAGGER HUMANITY" is CRY.
British Suffraaettes to Embark on I'm
precedented Militant Campaiun,

precedented Militant Campaign.
London, March 6.-President Krue-
gers threat at the opening of the
Boer war to "stagger humanity has
been adopted by the suffragettes who
will shortly embark on a militant
campaign unprecedented in its thor
oughness. The organized raids on
parliament are to be resumed when
commons reassemble; attempts will
be made to kidnap members of the
cabinet. and a startling pyrotechnic
display is to be made from the stran-
gers gallery during the debates.
A warning has been issued from
militant headquarters that historic
buildings are in imminent peril.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Must Answer Larcsov Charga

La Crosse.-E. J. Sullivan. La
Crosse. barber, is under arrest charg-
ed with retaining a pocketbook con-
tanning $40 which was dropped in his
shop by a customer
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
WILL PRINT SCOTS DIARY.
Widow Says She Has Excellent and
Complete" journal

London, March 6.-The entire jour
nal of the late Capt. Robert F. Scott,
who lost his life in the antarctic, will
be published by Smith, Elder & Co.
Lady Scott has teIegraphed to asmem-
Der of that firm that she has her hus-
bands diary in her possession and
that it is excellent and complete"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
VII Hold Snecfal Election.

Green Bay.-Tbe question of issu-
ing bonds, to the extent of $4,000
for building the bridge across Fox
river at Mason street, will be decided
at a special election on April l.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
The Difference.

THAT management thought the/new
play was a scream"
We'll, was it,"
They tried it on the dog and #
turned out to be a howl"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
Alterca alton.

Sunday School Teacher-"Who can
tell me what an altar is?" Small Girl
Please, sir. it's where they burn
insects. '-Philadelphia Ledger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13

she says she went abroad to finish
her education. I wonder if she
learned much?" ''She told me she had
six new ways to fix her hair"-Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-03-13
GETTING His BEARINGS

Woodchopper-'I seen lot O. bear
tracks bout mile north O. here-big
ones, too" Hunter-"Good! Which
way is south Chicago Daily News.