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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18

dispatches from Harrisburg will re-
ter the matter to the attorney gener-
ais office In the event New FORK
seeks his cNtrudltlon.
Mrs Thaw. the mother. said thla
afternoon that she win commend
whatever course her son takes. How
ever. she viii consult with counsel
relative to his entering pennsylyahia.
She openly rojoiced at his ESCAPE.
which she smilingly described ar "a
neat piece of work"
Evelyn Nesb.t Thaw again profess
"a to he afraid of hor husband and
predicted That ne would head straight
FOR New York u uilumoa hy liquor.
rhc Thaw family appreciated this.
he said. aud were worried. notwith-
standing their declarations OF ioy.
At Poughkccpsic. Howard "a. Barn
um ne Keeper past whom ThuN
durtcd to liberty was urraiEnod ON 70
ehnrgc of bribery uud neglect of du-
| It's warrants were issued for tho
rive men Instrumental in the gotta
way A description of one Of the
men. Richard Butler tallies with that
| If former state asaemhlNman of tho
anne name from Sew York city.
"In order to relieve my mind oi
| U doubt us to whctnor Harry can
he brought back to Sow York from
pennsylvuuia I shall consult counsel
| Mrs Thuw said this afternoon. 81
| iont want Harry Co icopnrdlzc hin
iclf hy coming Co Elmhursl want
him to come thcrc under circum
stances that viii not dctruct from th'
= picnsurr OF his visit that viii mol
mar his happiness while there"
Harry ThoWs more than % hours
,bsrnco from the Maucuwan asylum
or the criminal insane had establish
"A this forenoon little beyond the fac
hat he had escaped ana that the stai'
Il New York In the opinion Of thos'
uaIfied to speak, had slim chanr'
4 oNtraditing him.
That hc ~ beyond the borders o
he state was regarded as certnH
with the Connecticut state iine nm
hirtv miles from the ASYLUM wall
nd Thaw ana his conaplrniors travel
1 ng by automobile more than siNt'
niles M hour reaching Connection
| vas "a matter of thirty minute or less
whether the slayer ~ stanford Whit
bearded Yacht OF South Nurwalk
'onn..--n theory advanced hy tn
| presence and sailing from thore yes
ierdny afternoon ~ yellow tunnolel
raft had not been horne out today
4 On the other hand no authenticate
trace Of Thaw had been found Ia Con
necticut nor were there clues Co hi
'havlag sped on toward the Canadia
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18

The fugitive had apparently in
tended sending the foregoing by tele-
graph night letter. for u was 50
marked lie changed his mind. how
ever and gave Il to some one 10 mail
for him whoever did this addressed
n In ink IN scrnwlv uniettered
hand.
In giving out the letters Mrs. Thaw
explained that it was her sons hand
writing ana FOR that reason she knew
that IL had come from him. She ad-
ded that she ala not know wnere ~
was today or just when he would g"
to Crrsson
However. I shall leave New YORK
for Elmhurst ~ S:25 o'clock iomnr
row morning" she added.
Then YOU think your son regards
himself safe IN Pennsylvania? she
was asked
81 am not q mind reader smiled
Mrs Thaw "but 7 approve ~ what
ever he thinks BEST. The escape wa
complete surprise to me and while
rather high-handed piece Of worl
must say thnt " was exceedingly
neat am. 0f course. delighted
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
BRYAN DECLARES
He is GOING TO
KEEP RIGHT ON
LECTURING
Takes it for Granted He viii
Get a Vacation and Will
Spend Considerable of it on
Platform.
DOESN'T GIVE WH00P
FOR CARPING CRITICS
fDy LEASED wire to Tvening HERALD


Washington, Aug Secretary
Brynn made formal statement to-
day about plans FOR his lecture tours
There has not beer the slightest
change In my plans and / have NO
thought Of abandoning lecturing." he
said. ~ expect To lecture just as +,
said I would ana for the reasons that
gave. I take IL Tor granted that
viii have chance 20 take a vacation
just as other otnciais have aud dur-
ing my vacation ! expect To lecture
as ms needs may require The only
reason why my lecture dates have
been cancelled during the last thrc,
weeks is because ! have felt that
had to remain here owing TO the
work that the department has az
hand. Bpt these conditions viii MOI
continue always When tho time
comes for me 20 take my vacation
shall utilize so much of Il az mas
hnd necessary for lecturing"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
LUCKLESS KEEPER rs
IMMURED IN JAIL
Barnum, Who Put on Show,
Protests Innocence of Con-
nectiOn With Well Laid and
Daring Liberty Plot.

NY Leased Wire ~ EyenIRg Herald.
New York, Aug fS Mrs y
= Mary Copley ThaW received
. about noon today letter from
= her aon. Harry X Thaw. who es- =
. capped from Maiteawan asylum
. for the criminal insane early .
. yesterday Thnw said he plan
. ned 10 take rest before go-
. ing 10 the Thnw country place.
q Etmhurst ut Cresson. PA.
= The letter was postmnrk"d =
. New York. August ~. ~ p. m, =
. Station o." Inside on "A long =
. slip of paper was Thaw's com
q munication written in pencil. II
. ran as follows
O IAN we'll Shall take rest I
. before going to Elmhurst, AZ
. might be- asked for interviews Z
. and do not wish io refuse. yet do I
. not care 10 make any statements
. Hope NJ. and q. tMr. and Mrs. I
. George I.nunder CarneEie,, M Z
. rive safe and mat you viii 10 =
. home together
y Have sent u short note to the I
O Journal u. X. r"
. = . a - a = u u u 4 a a 4 .
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
Declares Gentler Sex May Im-
prove Politics But Politics
Will Ultimately Destroy Our
Love for Them.



lBy Leased wire % Eysuias IlSfnf1g
Washington, Aug. aunaeQF
Trlman. showing some OF the old
time vleor that won him the nabri.
uuet of "pltchfork nen." pilchne into
woman suffrage IN eonaka speech
Today.
1T n a beautifuI dream said Ne.
that female sutteK~ viii purify pol.
itlcA. The vital ana iunpoftant fhip9
for us 20 consider - the effect On
women themselves, We had hetfer
endure the esile 81 corruption Us poi-
itics and dehauchery N oar aovern-
nent than bring shout a conaltion
which win mar the beauty and dim
The iuster of tho glorious wemanhood
70 which we have been aeeuatoined
all our lives
1--WE can better afford 10 have de-
graded and corrupt politics thnn d.
graded and had women. 10 haze
both In ever increasing degree. ~
was tho case Ia Rome. would make
the world 80 unApeakahly HORRIBLE.
as well a. 10 corrupt. shat good men
and women both would aleappaaf
from the face OF the earth ana civil
ixation would be bloiled GUS ike 4
was in the dark ages after khe fan
of Rome.
II am 10 thoroughly a convert tp
the belief that YOU cannot touch pitch
without being iefiie4 chat I ahnedbf
TO think Of the CONSCIOUSNESS % fhe
womnnhood OF America shneid siis-
frage become universal. taking n
both sexes and am races Yet tne
lawnnrleaauf ln .4ufsas - 80. I.fsH
fear"
Senator Tillman said the dNlAaeln
Of women for suffrage was groNina
too fast 70 be stopped BY "old fpste''
ike hiaseif and thaf y was pelat
the men OF the country wppIa give
them what they demanded. even
though u be to their uitina' IN
jury.
II believe woman win Improve pol-
itica.' said ne. ''but ultimately poll-
ties will destroy her as We Hnuw her
and love her, and when Sur esea
women are no longer 90 ne foun
and we have iost the breed. the Doom
Of the republic n near"
senator Tillman included IN hiE
speech a vigorous attack on the a.
voroe evil and referred 90 the Dlesa-
tnminetu white slave cases IN CaA'
fonin.
III the California men had uui
customs" IN cried, "Diggs aud Cam,
inetii would not ho alive now. De-.
cause they would have been shot ilas
dogs and the fathers Of tho giris thet
have ruined would be- acquitted 81
most without the Jury leaving the
box. The unwritten law 10 tine best
Wny 30 protect women'e virtue that
have heard Of. TIE more skiut
about the Disxs-C -Caminotti caeh tng
more outraged ! grow az thG state 81
morals and society which not unli
I permits such crimes but enruufase'
them"
The danger from woman snflrase
said senator Tillman. was increased
by the cowardlce of the public mef
Everywhere.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
AMBASSADOR APOLOGIES;
WORST Us NOW OVER

London, Aug. iS.--Walter Hines
Page. the American ambassador. call
ed at the foreign office this afternoon
and rendered 20 the foreign secretary.
Sir Edward Grey, the regret OF the
American government for the recent
attack made on the British foreign
Office by Henry Lane Wilson. United
states ambassador 20 Mexico"
The incident is now regarded as
closed
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
PHILIPPINE ARMY
OPENS THREE DAYS
CONVENTION IN DENVER

Denver Aug iiS.-The Army Of
the Philippines and the American
Veterans of Foreign Service. conn
posed of veterans or tho Spanish
American war today opened three
days convention here. Several hun
ired delegates from an parts of the
United States were in attendance.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
Not Fault Of America II Sug-
gestiOns Are Rejected, Says
Chairman of Foreign Rela-
tiOns Committee.
LIFTING EMBARGO ON
ARMS LAST RESORT
White House Says the United
States Will Take Deep In
terest in Protection Of Will
lam Bayard Hale.

By Leased Wire ~ Evening Herald. !
Mckee c!iy, Aux. is-Pro- .
= vislonai President Huerta, re- .
. plying today 90 President VIII .
. sons note which was recently .
= delivered to the Mexican govern .
. ment through Ex-Governor John =
. Lind, refuses mediation In the =
. Mexican situation or any similar .
. suggestion made hy a foreign .
. government. Mr.. Lind has for .
. wnrded General HueTta'R ans .
= wer 10 Washington and II await .
q ing a reply =
Ae~N AAe@@ 80 . .
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
CONsqITUTIONAlIsTs LOSE
IN THREE DAYS nkTIisE

Eagle ass, Tex, Aug. tN.-conrur
tutionansta were defeated ia their
three days battle with federnis last
week near Abasoio. about 100 miles
south Of here la C0ahuiia. rhey re-
treated saturday and yesterday de-
olarlng they had not sunicient ammu-
milton to reply 20 the federal Are.
About 1000 mon were engaged on
both sideE.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18

No estimates of killed and woundeo
has reached here. although seyeral
wounded conaliiuliouailals have been
brought % piedraa Nesfan,
Jesus Carran1a. hrother of the Con-
stltutlonalist leader. has gone "a the
front with relnforcemonta.
The result 81 the federal enecoat
seeRia % be driving q wedHh north.
wavd almost % thp center 90 tna Cqfs
fauxa stronghold and ihla wt4tt
seeme designed a. nepaFaie him sNtm
his military capital So Piedrns NtN4pk
Carranm fof weeks hes heen In lIlo
vlclni(y of Terrtcn un the Southwest.
ern edge ~ coahcila. isr toward saa
interior Of MeAleo.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
EUelyn Nesbit ThGw Terrified
at Escape of VengefuI Husband

pens hell head straight for New
York. He's crazy TO get here and he
won't be able 10 stay away have
made up my mind, however. not 90
worry. lf anything is going To hap
pen can't stop H. | am awfully
glad my baby IN In London. though.
and J think he will he safe there.
"Irs pretty hard to tell what Harry
viii do now that he is free. Harry Is
crafty; ! think he has IL In mind 10
start some legal action. He certainly
took into consideration conditions at
Albany aud timed his flight The
mixup between the government und
the governor made the time just right
for his escape. There Is another be-
slides Dr Flint who has cause 10 fear
Harry lawyer named Delaneid told
HarrS's mother that Harry was crazy
long before he shot White. Harry
never forRave him he always threat
'ened to do something To him. He's
terribly revenEeful Re had thai way
of his before ne killed white. In faot,
uarry's trouble with white started
over another girl long before he me.
me-
Mrs Thaw refused 10 name the
other woman Private detectives
were placed in the hotel To reinforce
the uniformed police outside. but po-
lice headquarters refused to detail
central office detectives To guard her
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18

border
II he ls found tho New York au-
th0riticR. II wns said, might try la
force his eNtrnd,tion on one OF two
grounds. First. that In escaping he
technically assaulted a Keeper; second
that bribery ~ sdme attnche of the
asylum could be shown Either OF
these. if sustained would constitute
an cxtraditahle offenso.
Howard Baruum. the gatekecper
past whom Thaw durted through the
open gate and was dragged into an
automobile remained in iaii at Pough-
korpsie today ie maintains that he
was innocent Of any duplication IN any
plot
Ia Sew York Mrs Mary Copley
Thuw. mother uf tho fugitive, contin-
ned today to receive visitors at her
hotel apartments, Co an of whom she
expressed her unfCigncd joy az her
sons escape. meantime Indignantly
denying mat the ThaW family had any
hint of tho matter until newspaper
men told thom.
EVELYN Ncsbit Thaw. lnmenting that
| her husband was at large, pronounced
Ihim dangerous to the community and
| lnppliod for police protection.
The Yacht seen Off South Norw0lk
! Conn. yesterday was identified toda>
| Las the Ealhmar &C. tho properly oI
Robert r. Fowler. New York car
pet dcaisr MT Fowler said that b.
| had passed NorWuik in the craft ahoW
tho time reported yesterday hut h'
was amused and amazed to know tina
| this Incident had been connected u
Innt wnv with Thaws escape.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18

New YORK. Aug. tS.-Uniformed po-
lice stood guatd last night at every
entrance to the hotel where Evelyn
Nesbit Thaw is STAYING. Always fear
ful Of her husband, she showed her
terror to marked degree on learn
ing that he was at large.
Her mother was frightened even
more than she. and urged Mrs. Thuw
10 10 into aeclusion until Thaw rs
fodnd
Harry has threatened IN XIII me.
Mrs Thaw said. "and I believe nay
presence az NvW York prompted him
to escape Four wears ago he told
me. 4 suppose I'll have 90 kin you
next Many men will have cause FOR
fear now that ho is free. He con-
slders Dr. Flint his worst enemy and
be- viii iry 10 make trouble for him.
THE state Of New YORK has % great
deal Go answer Tor in this case What
Harry Thuw has been allowed 20 do
ut MatteaWau is an outrage tu think
of-bribery conniycd at. his Keeper
builied by the power Of his money.
And now hr "a allowed to escape !
suppose twenty or thirty thousand
dollars looks pretty good to some
people.
zone thing Is certain. Harry Won't
stay In hiding long Hen be heard
from soon a few drinks make him a
raving madmnn and when that hap
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18
SLIM CHANCE
Of GETTING
FUGITIVE
BACK
Slayer of Stanford White
Eludes Guard in Early
Morning and Makes Spec
tacular Getaway From
Walls of Matteawan.
WAITING AUTO WHIRLS
HIM OUT OF STATE

Mother Receives Matter of
Fact Note Stating Thaw
Will Arrive at Pennsylvania
Country Home to Recuper-
ate.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-18

tcon'inued on FHse I"'J
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19
LO QUE DICE Ell GOBERNADOR

Ell gobernador Cotton recibi5 a 10:
comisionados y, despues de las forma
lidades de rigor, les hizo las siguiente'
manifestations que aquellos llevaror
a los cuerpos legislativos de que formar
parte:
SenOres:
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19
Los avisos de ciclones

Ell director de la oficina climato1ogl-
ca nos remite la siguiente carta:
San Juan P. r., agosto II, 1913.
Senor Editor:
Tengo ell gusto de lamar la atenclon
de los lectores de su impOrtante dlarlo
respecto 4 10 siguiente I'm buen numero
de los cablegramas que Sc reclben Ell
esta ofcina local del "Weather Bu-
reau," con respecto a la situaci6n de las
perturbaciones cicl6nicas no son envia-
dos con ell objeto de avisar los haDl-
tantes de Puerto Rico, sino que son en-
viados con ell objeto de protejer los
barcos que esten para salir 8 a los que
les pueda llegar ell parte por medic de
IN aerograma Y tambien a los que tie
1en intereses navieros. ST flese posi-
bic de otra manera que las personals in
tereSadaS recibieran estOS avisOS ell pa
olico en- general no Sc enterar1a de
allos. La information Official de la 81
tuaci0n de perturbaciones cicl0nicas,
1ebido q 10 manifestado, deber1a igno-
arse del pnblico a menos de que esta
information no viniera acompahada lie
Ia explicaci6n defnitiva de la aproXi-
naci0n del temporal hacia Puerto Ri
20 8 con la orden de poner las banderas
de huracan
F. E. Hartwell
Director de Secci6n
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19
A las novias, a las
senoras y senorltas

Acadia de abrirse en- Allen 2e, ell
"Ajuar de novios", estableclmlento d
ropa interior para senoras, manufactu
rada en- Madrid, toda cosida La ma
no, hecha la Ultima moda, con los
mejores materiales. Pasen a verla y SC
convenceran del buen gusto y chlc Gle ls
modista madrilena.
Trusseau para nOvia- Juegos de "a
ma Camisas- Pantaletas- Cubre-corsat
-Camisones matinees.
En- Encajes de hilo, .gallegos, hay III
surtidO colossal.
Todo hecho a mano en- nuestros ia
Heres
Veanse nuestros precios.
Allen % st. Frente al Club de Damas
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19

El gobernador Cotton recibi5 a los
comisionados y, despues de las forma
lidades de rigor. les hizo las sigulente
manifestations que aquellos llevaror
a los cuerpos legislativos de que forman
parte:
SenOreS:
La session extraordinaria de la Asam-
blea Legislative, que va dar fin s1lS
trabaios, ha sido una de las mas fruetl-
feras en- la historic de la Isla y terml-
ma un periodic Legislative de cuatro amos,
durante los cuales vuestros honOrables
cuerpos han aprobado mas leyes huma-
nitarias que las promulgadas durante los
cuatro siglos precedentes.
Esta session, Ell particular, ha aproba-
do leyes de la mayor importancla. y'pro-
ductoras de la mayor cantidad de bene-
ficios para la masa popular. Estas le-
yes contribuiran poderoslsimamente en-
proporcionar a esta los derechos y opor-
tunidades de que debe gOzar Un pueDlo
libre
Por medic de una ley habeis llbrado
los trabaiadores de la Isla de una con
tribuci0n inicua 10 inferior al 10 0jC
sobre tOdo 10 que sustancialmente com
praban para conner, y sObre tOdo troZc
de tela que con sus pobres medios po.
dian comprar para su rOpa. Habels to
madO efcientes medidas no solo para
completar, sino tambien para poner Ell
via de ser utilizadas las Obras pubhcas
de mas importancia que Sc han llevado
a cabO en- esta Isla Habeis arbltradC
medios gracias los cuales pueden sci
utilizadOs los credicos basicos del pue-
bio para estimular las industrias de-
pals, autorizado ell ESTABLISHMENTS
de una institution fnanciera que ser
vira de poderosa ayuda esa clase de
propietarios que constituyen Ell indis
pensable sosten de las instituciOnes IL
bres
La nota caracteristica de la session
durante toda la duracion de la mism:
ha sido la patriotica paciencia y ell ira
bajo concienzudo, y Sc cierra, despuei
de haberse aprobado toda ley de i'm
portancia para el pueblo, recommended;
a vuestra consideration.
Servios expresar los respective
cuerpOs legislatures de que formai
parte mi profunda satisfaction por To-
resultados obtenidos, mi sincera apre
ciaci6n del esp1ritu de cooperation qu
ha estado de manifesto durante la la
Dor Legislative.
NingL1i otro asunto hay que: reclam'
la atenci0n de la Asamblea Legislative
por ahora, y no veo, por 10 tanto, ql
haya motive alguno para aplazar il
clausura de la misma
LAS FRASES DE RIGOR
A las seis de la manana, y despu6
de enterarse la Legislature de las mani
festaciones del gobernador que ACADIA
mos de insertar los presidentes de am
bas Camaras pronunciation las Erase
de rigor declarando conclu1da la session
extraordinaria que, dicho sea de paso
ha durado ell mismo tempo que las or
dinarias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19
LA ESTER A
Bern1dez Hn0.
FORTALEZA 20

Zinc acanalado, pinturas, aceites,
barnices y aguarras, arneses de uno y
dos caballos, ruedas con llantas de
gonna y de acero, baflos y medios ba-
nos de zinc, sorbeteras de a, 6, 8 y
10 cuartillos. Callicida Escriva para
extraer los callos y durezas de los pies,
sin molestias nj dolor alguno. Este
rilizadoras de leche, armas de todas
classes, maquinas de coser, muebles,
cuadros, lamparas, desgranadoras de
maiz, balanzas de mostrador, jaulas
para loros, relojes y otros art1culos
de ferreter1a y quinca1la.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19
lei concerto
de esta noche

Manolito Fumes, ell milagroso nlno
pianista dara esta noche su segundo
concerto en- ell Municipal:
Ell programa que va conocen nues-
rot lectores por haberlo publicado aver
ell BOLETIN, ofrece gran interes los
aficionados.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19
Cine ''T'res Banderas"

Esta noche Sc proyectara por segun-
da vez en- ell magn1fico cine de Porteli y
Garcia la pelfcula Vista general de
Barcelona Ell numeroso publico que
fu6 a verla anoche, sali6 complacidlsi-
mo de la misma, y ESQ es 10 que motiya
que hoy vuelva q proyectarse para que
puedan admirarla los que anoche no pu-
dierOn.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19
Vapor Espanol 'Anto Mo Lopez

Los senores Sobrinos de Ezquiaga nos
participant que dicho vapor amanecera
aqul ell q del corriente para salir el
misno dia para EspaIa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19
Information politica

continuation de la Ira. pagi1a }
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-19

-Obras de diferentes autores-
en- ell BOLETIN MERCANTIL
Esquina, Fortaleza y San Jose.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-07-25
LOCOMOTIVE CHASED A CAT
Excitable Passenger Is Treasured by
accommodating Conductor When
Train Makes Halt.

they were talking about the thou
sand and one questions that the poor
old railroad conductors have to an
sWer hundred times day, when
senator James A. Reed of Missouri
told Of an incident that happened on
railway in the middle west
One afternoon, according to the
senator. a local train stopped with
great celebrity, and instantly every
window was thrown open to accom-
modate protruding head.
What's the matter. CONDUCTOR
nervously asked an excitable passen-
ger. why did we stop 80 suddenly
What are all those people looking out
tori"
Nothing very serious" answered
he accommodating conductor, I'VE
lust hit a cat"
Hit cat!" exclaimed the nervous
one. You don't really mean It! Was
the cat on the track?"
"Oh, no. sir" was the merry re-
Iotnder of the conductor. "The loco
motive chased him up an alley. -
Philadelphia Telegraph.