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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

I viii allow you as much FOR your
old trunk. bag or suitcase as I will
get for it. when you buy a new one, in
order TO reduce stock Why Pay More?
3. GoIdman.-Adv. 4-3-4td 1tw
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Editor J. H. Benjamin of the star
vert to Jacksonville this afternoon to
meet his son Laurie, who is attending
St Joseph's Academy al Loretto ard
the tho viii spend Sunday together in
JacksonviI1e
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Joseph Bumby left for Ocala this
morning and will spend the week there
on a business and pleasure trip-St
Petersburg Independent.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

w. VI. Brooks and W A. Brooks of
Tampa were at the Harrington last
night.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Mr.. ]. D. Bulky, who is now in the
0cala Star printing office. spent the
weekend in Palatka.-Palatka notes
in Times Union
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms in
modern home, for couple or two young
men. With board or without Phone
37S 3-21-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Judge Lester Warner and Rev. L. b.
Warren returned last night from Or
ange Lake, in the waters of which they
I left a few fish.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Ed Carmichael IS the youngest
grandpa in town, but he wears his
honors lightly.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Partly cloudy, southwest wind.
Minimum temperature, GO degrees.
Maximum temperature, IS degrees.
Average, 73 degrees.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

cali phone No. 2sz ror your quicl,
delivery service when in need of drugs
prescriptions or toilet articles.--Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Use Dike's Quinine and sage Hair
Tonic once week on your head and
enjoy healthy. clean scalp. You will
find this excellent tonic at the Court
Pharmacy.--Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Rheinauer's is the place to find the
best makes and most popular prices of
ladies' and chi1dren's shoes.-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

J. T. Padgett, who has been visiting
friends here. has returned to his home
at Port Tampa
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Mr.. ". D. Taylor has returned from
! business trip 10 Jacksonville.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

ROOMS FOR RENT-Iarge, cool.
furnished rooms for rent Apply 10
Mrs. T. II. Wallis. 116 South End St.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Mrs. 0. II. Hoffman and Percy Hofr-
man of Kalamazoo. Mich, were at the
Harrington last night
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

{ wANTED-To rent Tor two or three
months. small wall tent. large enough
for two. Address Shake, care star.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Seasons latest styles and ladies' and
misses ready to wear dresses at Rhein-
auer's.-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Pearl tooth brushes are sold at
Gerig's Drug Stores at Csc. and guar
anteed.-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Beek's hard water soap. ten cents
per cake. Court Pharmacy.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05
OCALA OCCURRENCES

Mr.. Baxter earn continues to i'm
prove.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Stop coughing by using Cherry Bark
Cough Syrup. Sold only a. the Rexall
Stores-Ad aa.------a.e-
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Nyars Corn Remover actually re-
moves. Csc. at both Gerig's Drug
Stores-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Beck's hard water soap, ten cents
per cake. Court Pharmacy.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05
.CALA SOCIAL AFFAIRS

If you have any items for this de-
partment. call Phone los.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Palmer's toilet artIc1es can be found
at the Court Pharmacy.-Ady.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Beck's hard water soap, ten cents
per cake Court Pharmacy.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Ornees n holder build
ing. Apply to Davis & Martin.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Beck's hard water soap, ten cents
per caka. Court pharmacy-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05
FOR BURNS, BRUISES AND SORES

The quickest and surest cure for
burns, bruises, boils, sores, inf1amma-
tion and all skin diseases is Bucklin's
Arnica Salve. In four days it cured l.
II. Hafin, of Iredell, Tex, of sore on
his ankle which panied him so he could
hardly walk. Should be in every
house. Only % cents. Recommended
by Tydings & Co. Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Mr. A. ]. Fausett. the Star regrets to
say, is yet very sick.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Sir. Trammeli Recommends Librarie1
for PabIfe schools and Several 90
Needed improvements In Puhse
fairs. 20
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

If 1 cannot satisfy you now in a
trunk, bag or suit case no one else can.
I have a large variety at very attrac-
i've prices. Must reduce the stock. You
will soon be taking a trip-supp1y
yourself now. Why Pay More? B.
Goldman.-Adv. 4-3-4td 1tw
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05
WEATHER FORECAST
WEATHER REPORT

Fair tonight and Sunday, cooler ir
peninsula tonight.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

SIX ROOM COTTAGE FOR RENT
Apply to Mrs. r. D. Fuller Is
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

1cy-Hot bottles at the Court Pharm-
acy,-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Undertaken smith. phones 10 and -
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Pfckard's fine nand-paInted caIna a
Burnett, the teweler' s.-Ad.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

am overstocked on trunks, suit
cases and bags and am making special
efforts to reduce the stock by cutting
the prices way down. Why Pay More?
E. Goldman.-Adv 4-3-4td 1tw
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Becks hard water soap, ten cents
per cake Court Pharmacy.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Sister Esther Carlotta Of St Angus
tine viii arrive In Ocala Thursday for
few days stay. She comes especially
TO be present at the t.. D. c. meeting
Friday and while here will be enter
tanned by Mrs D. s. McIver and Mrs.
E N Howard.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05


Several of the golf and bridge de-
voices who are members of the coun-
try Club took advantage of the perfect
day by spending 1t at the club. Picnic
lunch was taken and thoroughly de-
lightful day was enjoyed.
A candy sale viii be held Thursday
morning in the band stand by the
members of the Altar Guild OF the
Episcopal church.
Miss Mary Skipworth arrived this
afternoon from White Springs and is
the guest of Miss Clara Johnson Miss
Clarabell Culpepper of st. Augustine
was called TO Jacksonville and will not
arrive until Monday and Miss John
sons other expected guest, Miss Chris
tine Wideman of DeL.and, is detained
at home on account OF illness in her
immediate family.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

ter Garden Times, viii be of interest
10 the friends here of Mr.. Pounds, who
frequently came TO Ocala while playing
baseball: Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Pounds
are spending this week motoring over
the country in their splendid six
cylinder Everett Ms. Pounds Is better
known to this community as the at
tractive Miss Grace Early of Ocoee Mr.
and Mrs. Pounds have a beautiful home
handsomely furnished, Starlke Lake
in oeoee. They will take their wed.
ding trip this summer to Roehland
Maine"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Mr.. T. H. Harris left this morning
for Duluth, Minp.. going by Washing
ton for q short stay.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Misses Lille Bailey and Genevieve
Woods went to the lake last evening
for a week end visit.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Miss Frances Hale, who has been
teaching school at Weirsdale this term
closed her school Thursday and will
leave next Wednesday for visit to
her sister. Mrs. Blanding at Juliette
from which place she will go to Bar
tow to spend the vacation months with
another sister. Mrs. Thompson. Miss
Hale has made many friends around
the lake who regret to see her leave
and hope that she will come back to
them again next term.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-05

Mr. and Mrs II NJ. Hampton and Mr..
and Mrs. Jack Rentz returned this
morning from their trip to st. Angus
tine and they report a delightful time.
MIR and Mrs C. L. Gamsby are enter
tanning Rev. Glass during mis- week end
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1913-10-16
Don't Fail to Register.

You must register with the viii
lage or township clerk before No
yember first to vote at the next
primary election. All who favor
the taxation of only real estate
and incomes and the exemption of
all improvements and personal pro
perty, and who favor the abolition
of the spoils system in politics,
and who desire to support Mr..
Richards for Governor on this
platform, are especially urged to
enroll as Republicans at once.
IA vote for Mr.. Richards is a
vote for practical results in the i'm
I~terest Of everybody. Adv.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1913-10-16
Don't Worry.

Doctor: Now don't worry, what
ever you do; a man with heart dis
Ease cant AFFORD to worry. Avoid all
company Of any kind. drink nothing
whatsoever. and on no account touch
meat and vegetables. BY the by, 4
won't be able to call till Wednesday,
AZ / have to attend the funerals Of
three patients"
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1913-10-16
Earliest hunger strike.

What was the date Of the earliest
hunger strike? In the second or thirds
century of this era q Greek student
wrote: rTheon to his father Theonf
greeting. II was q fine thing Of you.
not to take me with you to Aiexan-
drfa. Send me a Tyre, implore
YOU n you don't, i won't eat; ! won't
drink. There nowi"
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1913-10-16
j A. DVORAk, Publisher.
Entered at the postoe1ce In Tabor, 8,
D., as second-class matter.
Voters Must be Enrolled.

Selection 26 Article2. Party
Enrolment -reads:
M elector in the State of South
Dakota shall be permitted to vote
at any party primary unless he is
duly enrolled"
See that your name is enrolled
on or Before October 31st 1918.
Enrolment clerks for the various
voting precincts of Bon Homme
county have been appointed as
follows:
Scotland o. III. Bruhn
Washington John Schneider.
Emanuel Charles Helm.
Monroe ii. B.. Bard.
Avon A. I'll. Rosberg.
franklin John Hauck
jackson Jos. Rehurek jr.
Lincon M. f. Rada.
labor r. y. Frana.
@ evelrnd Sam Barber.
Albion T.. +. Morgan.
jefferson Dwight Macdonald.
Hancock M. Al. Fauwer.
Springfield A: E Smalley.
Bon Homme "a. j. Abbott.
Running Water @. Helms.
TyndaIl III. b. Phoenix.
10. E Stoddard, County AUDITOR
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Household Suggestions
THE LATEST IN LADIES' FOOTWEAR.

Said to be the oldest ship in the world
in active service the Copenhagen yacht
Constance has been sold 90 a fisherman
of Shaw, in Jutland. The Constance
was built 1913 years ago, and in her long
life she has sailed into almost every
port in the world. Her timbers are still
staunch, and her new owner declares he
can see no reason why she should not
sail the seas for a century to come.
Individual glass rooms. with private
telephones, are to be provided for ma
TENTS recovering from infectious dis
eases in new isolation hospital in Chi
cago. Instead of being grouped togeth-
er IN q general ward, the patients will
have private rooms separated bv an
alright glass partition from q public
corridor so that their friends can see
them and talk with them by telephone
without exposing themselves to infec-
ton. This is an advance over the pres
ent system, which prohibits friends from
seeing or receiving letters from colva-
lescing patients.
The death is announced of Lady Phil
Ups, widow OF Canon Sir J. f. Phil
ipps. Lady Philips was the mother Of
two unusually tall members Of psrlia-
ment They were Sir owen Philips,
who is feet 4 inches, and Lord st.
Davids, who is feet inches high.
The Toulon police recently arrested a
young woman in whose hair, which was
beautifully dressed a large lot Of opium
was found. Smaller quantities of the
drug were concealed in each OF the high
heels of her shoes
Forty years continuous service in one
signal box is the wonderful record of
Walter Down. signalman in the EImes-
thorpe signal box on the London and
Northwestern Railway, near Leicester
New York is building the largest no.
tel in the world containing | 800 rooms
at cost OF S12,000,0O0.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
A Weird Procession.

Five hundred snake charmers, sound -
ing weird notes on their pipes, formed
the unusual yet picturesque procession
that followed to his grave Katch Saral.
a man Of big renown in his business.
who died in terrible agony as the result
Of cobra bite received while practic-
Ing his profession in the neighborhood
of Garden Reach. India
"Guru," or god, he had become
dubbed by the people among whom he
lived, such was his influence over poi
sonous reptiles. His services were
sought recently by neighbor who had
missed many fowls from his compound.
Going at dusk ono day. the snake
charmer discovered cobra of unusual
size among the birds, so formidable. in
fact. that he postponed his attempt to
capture It until daylight, when he was
successful in securing IT,
Instead OF dispatching the snake at
once, he took it to the local bazaar for
the edification Of the natives, on at
tempting to extract its fangs, the cobra
wriggled free and darted at its captor,
who was bitten on three fingers The
gurus supposed godlike qualities
proved Of no avail.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
X In the Tourist Car y
eSS

you're accustomed to travelling first
class
Why, there's quite a nice looking
young man just coming into the car.
hadn't noticed him before. He must
have got on at the last stop l thought
saw rather nice looking man get
ting In with dowdy looking woman,
put L was talking to the conductor at
the time, so l did not really get a
good view of them. Oh, he's going
to sit down at the end of the car He
really isn't so very nice looking,
merely nice looking for a person
travelling tourist. It's quite laugh
able, isn't it, how ones ideas change?
Now, l don't suppose l would have
noticed that man at all in the first
class car, but here he looks quite nice
Porter, you simply must see that
that man in the berth over me has
another berth. / cannot have h m
there and l simply will not have him
occupying the seat in the section dur
ing the day. See If you can get the
young man that Just came In to
change with him.
There's no reason in the world
porter why you shouldn't ask that
man at the end of the car to change
with the one in the berth over me,
and IL you don't I'll speak to the
conductor myself
I've mind to go and ask thar
young man myself If he won't get the
man in the berth over me to change
with him. I don't believe 1t will do
a bit of good to talk to this porter,
ana l simply will not tip him.
WORT
I'll put those things back into the
oefth' porter, while you go and see
about changing the berth
BIG LAUGH.
My friends just screamed with
laughter when they saw me starting
out with all these packages YOU
know, at home l won't carry the
smallest package. I'm so sensitive
about that kind of thing. But l do
so dislike going into the dining car
alone that 1 brought enough lunch
TO last me to the end of the trip.
And then | don't believe in encour-
aging the prices they charge in the
dining car. And then the tips, too.
l think 1t is the duty Of the public
not to encourage--
Did you ask him to change, por-
ter? We'll, I certainly shall speak
to the conductor. Or perhaps 1t would
be better for me to go and speak
to the young man myself
"Oh, my dear, is he your husband?
Then l suppose you wouldn't want
him to change. I'll just speak to
the conductor and see If he can't dc
something about changing the other
man from the berth over me
simply will not tip this porter. That's
the worst thing about travelling tour
ist-they don't seem to recognize a
lady when they see one"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Taxing Bachelors.

In Memphis. Tenn. bachelors are
taxed TO maintain a summer home for
SIX babies and their mothers. The
amount of the tax is determined by the
Income, eligibility and general attrac-
tiveness of said bachelor. due deduc-
lions being made for overweight, bald
ness, loss of one eye and general dis
position" The usual tax assessed is
s.. which is collected in the following
manner; The law provides that mo I'M
married male arrived at the age OF 81
years shall be allowed on the streets OF
Memphis after 8 o'clock p. m, or to
court, visit or accompany an unmarried
woman to any place of amusement" I'M
less he has paid the tax. He must pre-
sent 8 bachelors license on demand OF
any unmarried woman, married man, OF
police officer. II he can't or won't. he
is liable to a fine of s25 TO $50 A mum
Der resisted payment and were brought
before the police magistrate and fined
double the amount of the tax Now
everybody is paying cheerfully.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25

THE elderly blond woman with the
youthful complexion sank into
. the seat beside the quiet little
woman tourist in the section opposite.
May sit with you while the
porter makes up my berth?" she in
CURED languidly. 1T feel that l must
retire early; I'm really so exhausted
with all this common crowd and
noise. 1t has been almost too much
for me. l have such a sensitive
nature. / ought never to have come
tourist, but I was simply determined
to do so-for the experience, don't
you know?
I'm such student of human
nature and I knew that the people
would be 50 different from anything
I'd ever been accustomed to, such an
entirely different class, don't you
know? My friends were really quite
shocked when they heard of it. l have
the reputation of being so exclusive
1t isn't that / intend to be, but I'm
naturally fastidlous and retiring and
ANYTHING common CRATES on me so.
Porter, is there going to be some
one in the berth over me tonight?
No, l cannot have it. You'll have to
see that he changes I'm entirely too
sensitive If l know that there's some
one in the berth over me l can't sleep
wink. And the man that had the
berth last night was such common
creature. He snored-heard him dis
tinctly.
How can | help 1t If the car Is fall?
I'm sure I'm not running the train.
If 1 were things would be quite diff
ferent. You certainly will have to
see that there's nobody in the berth
over me.
MANY TROUBLES.
"Oh, yes, I meant to tell you that
you'll have to put the mattress out of
the upper berth into mine. I'm not
accustomed to sleeping on a hard
mattress, and l simply cannot rest on
one.
YES, I know you can do 1t. It's
often done, and I snail certainly In
sist.
"Tf ! pay for the whole section?
Well, I'm certainly not going to pay
for the whole section. FL speak to
the conductor
Porter, you'll have to do something
to stop those children from running
up and down the aisle. They make
such noise, and when a persons
as nervous as / am-and you'll have
to speak to that woman with the
baby, too. If that child cries half the
night, as II did last night, I simply
cannot stand IT.
my dear. did you ever see such
queer looking people? There isn't a
good looking man in the car. Haven't
you noticed? Well, l suppose I'm
more observant than most people, and
Of course. II makes a difference when
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25

1t was evening. A stranger APP
preached the cyclist.
Sir" said he. your beacon has
ceased its function"
SIR"
Your illuminator, | say, is shroud
ed in unmitigated oblivion
But really l don't Quite
"The effulgence of your irradiatoI
has evanesced,"
my dear fellow, r
THE transversal ether oscillations
in your incandescenser have been dis
continued"
Just then a boy shouted. Hi, mis-
ter, your lamps out"
And the cyclist understood.
An ardent golfer who was a very
middling player was paying his an
nual visit to St. Andrews, and re-
marked to his caddie:
by the way, | played round with
Tom McGregor the last time | was
here. Grand player McGregor!"
"AyeH said the caddie, but We
could bate McGregor moo"
DO you indeed think SOP" eXClaim
ed the gratlhed visitor well aware OF
Mr.. McGrcgor's proves.
100, aye" responded the caddie
For. ye see, McGregor's deid"
He-The hand that rocks the cradle
rules the world Don't forget that
She-Then you come in and rule
the world awhile. I'm tired.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wellhouse and
son. Sidney, will be at home at the
Piedmont Hotel after November 1.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. IS. McCandless and
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Thornton have
returned home from New York, where
they spent some time on the return
of Mr. and Mrs. McCandless from
| Europe.
Mr.. and Mrs. w r. Mearns have
returned after a two-weeks' stay in
Washington and New York.
Miss Elizabeth May tombstone is
attending the state Fair in Macon.
Mrs. George B. Smith, of Green
vile. S. c., is visiting her sister, Mrs
George Westmoreland.
Dr. and Mrs l.. D. Clarke and SON.
Maurice left Saturday for Richmond
to attend the wedding of Miss Minnie
Hutzler and Leroy Goldberg We'd
nesday. They will be away one week.
Mrs. Joseph R. Sewer has returned
to Augusta, after visiting Mrs. Jerre
4. Quinn.
Mrs. r. Goldberg has returned after
an extended absence in Atlantic City
ana blauleN ClIy, IN. D., anu ledNeS
next week to attend the wedding of
her son, Leroy Goldberg, and Miss
Minnie Hutzler, in Richmond, We'd
nesday,
Mr.. and Mrs. Montefore Selig have
returned from their honeymoon, after
three weeks travel through the East.
They will be at home to their friends
Sunday afternoon and evening, Octo-
Der e. at No. 303 Washington street,
Miss Irene Lopez returns home
Tuesday after spending two months
visiting in Salt Lake City, Minnesota
and Lake Minnetonka.
Miss Marjorie Bobb, of New Or
leans, is expected next week to visit
Miss Jennie d. Harris.
Mrs, J. C. Hunter is spending some
time at the Georgian Terrace, after
an extended absence, and was receiv-
ing d cordial welcome at the social
affairs of the week.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-25
Slips of the Tongue.

Most amusing are the slips Of tongue
which so often lead TO embarrassing
situations.
At an evening party a lady said to
her partner:
"Can you tell me who is that exceed
ingly plain young man sitting opposite? p"
THAT Is my brother" was the reply
ooh. / beg your pardon she said, in
great confusion. 81 did not notice the
resent lance"
AZ a certain concert a lady asked a
gentleman how he liked the duet she
had just sung. you sang charmngly,'
was the reply but why did you select
such a horrid piece of music
Sir. that was written by my late
husband" was the indignant reply.
'Ah. yes, ! did not mean but why
did you select such an ass to sing with
your
"Oh. you brute" screamed the lady,
That is my present husband