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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
GOT HER CHICKEN TENDER
All Right for Mrs. Newlywed, But
It Was Rather Rough on the
Butcher.

Mrs. Newlywed did not know much
lbout housekeeping and was always
cheated when she went to the nearby
butcher store after her supplies.
After a particularly tough bird had
been with difficulty disposed of she
vent once more to the butcher and
said: +
How many young chickens have
you today?"
The butcher said: 81 have but
:hree in the shop"
81 want two of the toughest you
have" said Mrs. Newlywed.
The butcher was surprised, but
brought out two and assured her that
:hese were the toughest in the place
Had them there for a week Or more
he said.
"Well," said the lady after much
thought. "Ill take the other one
pleased"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

utilizing these great natural energies
for the production Of light, heat and
power.
A traction pillow run by wind power
has been invented by H. M. Fletcher,
of Plainview, Tex. Some years ago
he began experimenting with wind
power for operating plows and other
agricultural machinery. He now
claims to have perfected a mechanism
which makes it possible to put the
wind at work in a practical way on
the farm. Seated on his "wind-plow'
he made a trip Of 10 miles in the vi
cinity Of his home with the wind as
the only motive power.
The winds are usually strong and
steady in the Texas panhandle
where Mr.. Fletcher lives, so that his
machine is especially we'll adapted for
use in that section. BY means of fans
i~ngeniously adjusted, and SO arranged
as to resemble the wheel of an ordi-
nary windmill, he can guide his ma
chine in any direction he wishes ir-
respective of the quarter from which
the wind happens to be blowing. His
early experiments convinced him that
the problem Of lost motion was the
n which presented the most diff cult
features, but he obviated that be de-
vising a special kind of gearing by
which the outfit is moved rapidly and
with sufficient power to cut a 10-inch
furrow, even though the wind force
may be comparatively small.
1t is said that Fletcher's neighbors
gathered about him while he worked
on his pillow and laughed at him, just
as Noah's neighbors did when he was
building the ark. But like Noah he
kept on with the work and followed
the plan outlined until he attained
success.
That he was successful is shown by
an account which says that no greater
wind pressure is necessary for oper
ating this pillow than is necessary fol
flying a kite.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

last April, but he was sick with bowel
trouble from birth and suffered in
tensely. Since Mrs. Rouse has been.
giving him DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pep
sin all trouble has disappeared and the
boy 10 becoming robust.
Thousands keep DR.. C~aldwells.
Syrup Pepsin constantly in the house,
for every member Of the family car
use it from infancy to old age. The
users of Syrup Pepsin have learned
to avoid cathartics, salts, mineral wa
tiers, pills and other harsh remedies
for they do but temporary good and
are a shock to any delicate system.
Families wishing to try a free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by
addressing DR.. W. B. Caldwell, 203
Washington St., Monticello, Ill. A pos
tai card with your name and address
on 1t will do.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

nervous ! could not sleep, then / would
oe SO tired mornings that l could scarcely
get around. 1t seemed almost impossi-
BILE to move or do a bit of work and l
thought / never would be any better I'M
til l submitted to an operation. / COM
nenced taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound and soon felt like a
new woman. / had no pains, slept well,
had good appetite and was fat and
could do almost all my own work for a
family of four. / shall always feel
that / owe my good health to your med
Icine. Mrs. HAYWARD Sewers, Cary,
Maine.
If you are i'll do not drag along until
an operation is necessary, but at once
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkllam's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia e. inkham Incidence Co.
(cOnfidential) Lynn;Mass., for ad.
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman,
and held in strict confidence.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Dame partIet, the Advertiser.

The following paragraph from an
article by Andrew Lang may prove
profitably suggestive to those who
have wares to sell and are shy about
advertising them: When a goose lays
an egg" said Mr.. Lang, "she just wad-
dies off as if she was ashamed of it
because she is a goose. When a hen
lays an egg-ah, she calls heaven and
earth to witness it! The hen is a
natural-b born advertiser. Hence the
demand for hens eggs exceeds the
demand for goose eggs, and the hen
has all the business she can attend
to."-Youth's Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Two Years Has a Great Idea.


1t had been a hard afternoon for Jo-
seph. His mother had taken him down
town shopping with her, and as they
were crossing Gladstone boulevard
on the way home his little feet began
to lag. Joseph is two years old.
Garry me, mamma" he said.
But I can't, Joseph" she said.
Don't you see m has her bun.
dies and her pocketbook to carry? It's
only a little piece now"
Joseph trudged a bit further and
then he had an idea.
"You put your pocketbook and bun
dies down and let them walk" he
said. Then you can carry mel" Sc
she found room for him.-Kansas City
Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Embarrassing.

A military man fell asleep in the
stalls while the curtain-raiser was
being played, and woke up when his
daughter nudged him and whispered:
"Charley's Aunt
The colonel leaped to his feet and
cried:
BLESS me, so it u.s." and began to
shake hands furiously with a demure
old lady who happened to be pass
ing along the stalls in front of him.
How do you do, madam? And how
is Charley?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Refrain of Matrlmony

A pretty girl at a dinner in Chi
cage asked George AIDE why he did
not marry.
Marriage, you know" she said,
archly, "is one grand, sweet song"
Rather say" the humorist retorted,
"one grand, sweet refrain - refrain
from poker, refrain from tobacco and
refrain from booze water" y
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Brazen Lothario.

Senator Oliver was talking about a
brazen-cheeked lobbyist.
HE took rebuffs with the utmost
sangfroid," said Senator Oliver. HE
was like the youth whose tiancee,
having discovered his unfaith, said,
hotly:
Permit me to return your ring
"'Oh, you needn't bother about the
ring the youth replied. I buy 'em
by the DOZEN"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

palatable food, and on this point is
made one Of the most common mis-
takes in feeding COWS. In producing
milk, the COW may be looked upon in
a way as a milk producing machine
which we supply with a certain
amount Of raw material in the form
of feed. This raw material is manu-
featured into milk. The anne rule
holds in running the milk manufac.
turing plant as would hold in the run
ming of any other manufacturing
plant; it is run most economically
near its full capacity.
Every one who feeds animals should
thoroughly comprehend that, first of
all, the animal must use a certain
proportion Of its food to maintain the
body. This is the first requirement
of the animal and it is the first use
to which it puts its food. This we
call the ration of maintenance, and
1t is practically a fixed charge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. l feel very grateful that
l found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter If you wish. |
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron, Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music Of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 8 sent free.
Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

The lemon has a clear history. I'm
known to the Greeks and Romans, it
was introduced into Spain by the
Arabs in the twelfth century. and in
1894 was being cultivated In the
Azores and shipped in large quantities
to northern Europe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound did for me.
One year ago. found
myself a terrible suf-
ferer. / had pains
in both sides and
such a !
could scarcely
str al up at
times. My back
ached, / had no ap-
petite and was az
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

why do you insist on a long en-
gagement?"
well to tell you the TRUTH" an
swered the young man, 81 don't like to
get married until l get rid Of the in
stallments on the engagement ring"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
His Crouch.

whats Wombat irritated about
now?"
These shocking transparent skirts"
"Why should they make him
peevish?"
HE hears about 'em but never
sees any"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
important to
Mr.. PinkIey's Long Head.

$50 you sold that mule for $50"
"Yes," replied Erastus Pinkley. HE
kept a-beatin' me down an a-beatin'
me down, till finally l jest sold him de
mule at his own price. l didn't want
to miss de chance of de mules turnin'
loose an kickin' dat mans stingy
head clean off i'm. "-Washington
Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

$50 a genealogist is looking up that
politicians family tree" II dare say
the kind his patron would prefer
would be a plum tree, "-Baltimore
American.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
In the Scum.

Hes living high; he must have got
hold of some ready cash"
YES, his auto turned turtle, and
he sold it to the junk dealer. He is
now living on turtle soup"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Futile Reform.

What is this 'uplift movement l
hear so much about?"
well, in a great many instances 1t
seems to be a painful spectacle of too
many people trying to talk at once"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
All Rioht There.

my boys greatest ambition is to
lick his teacher"
That's a fine ambition"
ooh, it's all right. l mean his box
Ing instructor"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Had a Kick Coming.

YES, it's nice out there, isn't it?
The only drawback is that the last
few nights a stupid nightingale has
been singing SO that we couldn't hear
our neghbor's graphophone.-Pele
Mele.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Such a Nuisance.

$50 you've got a job in a store,
eh?"
Nothing in the way Of your get
ting ahead there, is there?"
Nothing but a cash register"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

There Is only one thing more po-
lite than inquiring after the health OF
a friend whom one meets, and that Is
to listen while he tells you.-E. o. j.,
in The Masses.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

The eason the shoe clerk never
asks a woman what size shoe she
wears is because 1t is easier for him
to measure her foot than to argue
with her.-Galveston News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

my breath was
short and l had
chills and back
ache. I took the
pills about a year
6 and have had
no return of the
p%alpitations. Am
now So years old,
able to do lots of
mama labor. am
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Two Great Classes.

The human race is divided into two
classes-those who go ahead and do
something and those who sit and ask.
why wasn't it done the other way?"
Holmes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

Labor Is so cheap in Trinidad that
IT does not pay to buy lawn mowers,
as coolies will cut the grass with a
small sickle or knife at q trifling
cost
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Paw Knows Everything.

willie--Paw, what is a trial mar.
riage?"
Paw-All Of them. my soh.-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
When They Didn't Count.

A lady at a dinner plaintively re-
marked that she had counted four
gray hairs in her head that day.
Madam" said Pat, who sat beside
her, 80 long as gray hairs can be
| counted, they don't count"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

Not because she wants the last
word is woman dreadful, but because
she wants the last cent.-Smart Set.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

No matter how the other markets
fluctuate, good, old. common, every
day politeness Is still quoted at the
same figures.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

She's such a modest little WON.
an"
Eyes. Three years behind the times
ever in that respect"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

The man who always closes his eyes
to the unsighty things in life ii
apt to slip up on a banana peel.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Hired for the Occasion

Hired for the Occasion.
Business seems lively at this
booth. What's the attraction"
Milk is being served by a musical
comedy dairymaid."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
JUDGE CURED. HEART TROUBLE.

1 took about 6 boxes Of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble fron
which l had suffered for 5 years. l
had dizzy spells, my eyes pulled,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

In 1912 British Columbia admitted
56.817 new settlers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

Coughs vanish in'a night. Deans Mentho-
lated Cough Drops soothe the throat, eff
fecting a speedy cure-5c at all Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
Unconsciously

"a writer says husbands should en-
terrain their wives"
"a great many husband do"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06
WOMAN ESCAPES
OPERATION
By Timely Use of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Here is her own statement.

Cary, Maine. feel it a duty / owe
70 all suffering women to tell what
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

incendiary In the Kitchen.
Betty has done It again-the roast
is burnt"
1T is your fault. The idea Of hiring
a militant suffragette as a cookie
Sourire.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

IVyS7 ~ TTHWs
Progressive Offspring-Pause, faith
err! Is that whip sterilized?-Life.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

Well Thought Of.
"How popular is Kaleseed!"
well, he has three daughters, two
porch swings and a touring car"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

FARMERS-Why buy scotland? Improved Mime
sofa farms less than half. Statements easily verified
Monsoon 1885 Plymouth Bldg, Minneapolis. Mimi
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-06

C. B Huehisoa. Asronomht in the College of Agriculture. U. of Mo
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
EXPLOSION KILLS
 AUSTRIAN SAILORS

reported clear nf gas from tn" last dis charge.
 Evidently the officer in charge of the turret. being anxious {" get his shots of in a hury disregarded these orders as from evidence given hv the sur yivors. the second charge was ahovr the shutter and in the arms of one of the men when the hrc"ch of the gun was opened after the first charge. AS the vessel was steaming ahead and thu gun was trained on the bow the draft blew the gas out the bore and back into the turret Coming in contact with
 the air this gas burst into flame and quickly burned through the silk cov- ering of the powder charge in tho leaders arms. The result of this was not an explosion. as the powder WIS not confined, but the turrot was i'm
 mediately filled with flame and gas from the rapidly burning grains. Most of those killed died from inhaling the burning gas and powder fumes.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
Special Nugget Service.

PRIEST. oct. 22.-An explosion in the after turret of the Austrian bat tlcship k"enig Francis today kille l three officers ard ten men of the crew and seriously wounded eight other men.
 The hattleship was at target prac- ticc and was making d run firing her twelve and eight inch turrets in salvos, Her record depended on the number pf Lifts per gun per minute and it was the enthusiasm of q young lieutenant
 in command of superimposed eight I inch turret that caused the dreadful acc ident. The. ammunition charges for 1 the eight inch guns come up through
 the ammunition hoist in sections Firs
 the steel projectile and then the silk bag containing the powder charge. Tn.
 hoist is fitted with shutters at the floor of the turret and the orders are very srct that no powder come above thes
 shutters until after the bore has been
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
MURDER CHARGED TO FORMER
 INSANE ASYLUM KEEPERS
Special Nugget Service.

kANKAKEE, Ill.,, Oct. 22.--Blows sane patient, IS years old, so that he suffered six broken ribs and later died him in bed at the Kankakee state hos pital for the insane. according to Il Wolfe, d former hospital attendant
 Wolf is under arrest charged with murder. He implicated John Mahan. q hospital employee, who also was ar rested. and another former employee. who has not been apprehended. Hoist died in a hospital last March.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
FIERCE BLIZZARD
 SWEEPS STATES

that in many sections trains ale n"' even attempting {" run Surh d h'lz- gard as this has seldom arrived S" early in the season and il has caught a good many farmers unprrrarcd With the result that there will be consider able loss of stock.
 There is intense suffering through out the country and il is estimated that there will he Il great loss {" husi- ness on account of the storm.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
------------------------- NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC

After being washed out by the storm the Nome Tailoring Co. is remodelei and open for business. cleaning press ing and repairing. Suits made to order. All kinds of fur work done. We will be pleased to meet our old friends and patrons at the old stand between Seg erstrom and IIagen's and Zehner jew elery stores. adv
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
Nugget Special Service.

PEKIN. Oct. 22-At the conference gates at DarjellinG today the Tibetans demanded complete autonomy. They without any government and that they then went ahead and organized a gov
 lines They had prospered under their
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
THE T|BETANS
 DEMAND AUTONOMY

own government and desired nothing from China except her friendship and protection in case of war. In return for this they were willing to pay an annual tribute to the Chinese govern ment but they desired to rule them selves No decision Was reached as to the future state "f Tibet but it is not thought that the Chinese rrprhlic will be willing to grant the demands.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
Special Nugget Service.

CHICAGO, Oct. 22.--From the Miss lssippi river all the way east to the Atlantic coast the country is in the grip of mighty blizzard. This is the worst and most extensive storm that has swept over the country in recent years and railroad traffic from the Canadian border to as far south as Baltimore Is paralyzed. Wires are
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
NOTICE.

All persons who have been injured by the late tidal storm. or who are financially embarrassed. and wish to get free transportation to the outside are requested to call at the city clerks office and register their names.
 By order
 RELIEF COMMITTEE Nome, Alaska. Oct. 13, 1913.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
WOMAN TO GATHER
 TAXES IN OKLAHOMA
Speeisi Nvsees ser~Ioe.

Speeiai Nvaeet ter~ioe.
 bKAIHuMA CITY. okla Oct - Miss Ava Nincr. cousin thr,. . generations removed from General Robert F, Lee. has hcc"m" county treasurer of Marshall county. okla homa, and finds sh" IS th" only woman in the Tinted States .lrcte., |" collect taxes.
 Miss Mln"r received a majority "f 3>" votes ln tn" primary campaign. with four men as candidates npp"s . ing her In the general election in November she received a majority "f 100
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

escape from a serious accident when the lire of an automobile in which she Was riding blew out The machin was overturned and Mrs. Gloves was pinned beneath it, Her many friends will be glad to know that Mrs Gloves iS entirely recovered
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
KILLED BY HORSE
Special Nugget Service.

SEATTLE. oct. 22--Mrs. Frazer, wife of one of the leading merchants uf seattle was killed today by d fall from her horse. Mrs. Frazer lost con trol of the animal when it was frigh- tened by an automobile and was Her skull was fractured and she was so badly injured internally that she died in a few hours.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
CAVALRY TROOPS TO BE
 REVIEWED BY PREsiDEN
Special Nugget Service.

WASHINGTON, oct 22 -Prcpara- tiuns are being made for the review by President Wilson one week from today "f the largest body of cavalry troops assembled in Washington sim" the close of the civil war.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
HERE'S YOUR CHANGE

For the accommodation of the public the Mining Magazine of the Nugget can be purchased at any of the fol,
 lowing business houses: Golden Gate hotel, Butler, Mauro & Co., Board of Trade and the Nugget office. Price soc.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

By some miracle none of the burn ing grains of powder fell down the shaft into the handling room or ma cazine and the ship was not destroyed.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

Frank Alidddugh and wife of Hob Victoria. Their drrege is still running.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

Between thirty mad forty men reg istered at the city clerks office today and requested transportation out on the Bear
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

GO TO THE NORTH POLE Bakery for the best bread and pastry The only Coffee House in town.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
AT THE NEW EAGLE.

Heinrich Bros Apollo Beer on drausht, also "SeIect' by the bottle or case.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

Board of Trade Restaurant is now -eopened for business.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22
NEWS NOTES

Mrs. Jamie Wood has been released from the pcnitcntiury in West Minister George kIirry. formerly of Nome who sold out this year to the GuEEen- helms on the lditarod is now in Van cOuVcr
 The Sea Wolf sails today for Guli- van and Chinik
 \. r.. Wellnetun with his family and crew arrived from C"uu,iI yesterday. They are auin- "u; un the Senator,
 I. r. .D"hu>"t 'rulonrh director of the Loyal Urd,r uf Moosc IS going tu st Michael on thc CorWi in. He will spend the winter in inc interior.
 Paul h"r, was buried this morning from St. .I"s"rh's church.
 Mrs r. NJ Gloves, wh" Is spcndinG the winter "utsid" has had .r marrow
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

'The Peoples Paper"-Noms Nugget
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

The Sea Wolf sails today for Gulli Van and Chintk.
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

Mrs. r. M Gloves. who Is spcndinG the winter "utsid" has h.ld .r marrow
The Nome daily nugget., 1913-10-22

Paul i,"r> w1s buried this mornina from st .Ius"ph's church.