New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-31
AS | WAS SAYING

viva Mexico. She has a heart Of gold. that coun-
,ry and few Kind words have melted H. At pres
ent she nearly bursts with JOY and gratitude. FOR
ubat said III Presidente Wilson? We your next
friends"
Happily Christian Science has many adhcrents
down yonder and they Of the greatest service IN
interpreting those honeyed syllabcs Next friends
oh. sweetness Remember "nat her next iII'"uS
did to sehorita Eddy"
All is nov, merry as a wedding bell In consequence
So the Americans are packing up Into the big Sara
oga trunk go their railroads. Their banks their troll
lev lines and their real estate. along with other
Isnicknacks accumulated during their residence IN
Mexico They are in high spirits AZ last some hope
Of protection. over and over again they read Mr.
Eryan's letter. Come home. and all VIII be Tor
given"
Thanks to their patriotic enthusiasm. they believe
his every word and have confidence that. once they
get back to the States the strong Of the Admin
istration will clasp them to it's bosom.
Doubtless. But who will protect the Admnstra-
ton? Which reminds US.
Didn't We see a piece called How Long VIII Bryan
Last? We did and have suffered from insomnia
ever since. Awful. i; Bryan goes pop We need him
In business.
But there are othe. worries A Cardinal has UNI
fathers have risen up to protest What does u
bachelor know about babies" they cry. yet one
heeds Indeed the conviction is gaining ground that
high minded. incorruptble unprejudced Cardinal ~
Iust the boy for the job. Whereas. no.
We are independent candidate. but stand on our
record. Have you not seen us prowl from cage To
cage and with an even hand maui the yelping Jumps
of obesity inside? We Daniel cone to judy
ment whenever the Jumps betray any fantest
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trously enhancing paragon of magnihcence, our
teemed Infanticu3 we pin medals their blbs. But
when do they?
The frivolous British lion is planning to capitalize
the search for olympic talent" and as usual the
opposition views with alarm" For our part. we
admire frivolty in lions and applaud the search. as
there is no telling what invaluable treasure may turn
up Possibly some ferocous. hard listed lady killer
for he Premiership.
Always eager to oblige, the stnguished fugitive
at Sherbrooke has favored the photographers with
MANY a tasteful pose yet overlooked the prettest.
Too bad! We trust that soon he will be photo
graphed standing beside his enormous floral horse
shoe and the poster Our Harry-Stand Firm! The
People Believe in You"
Wonderful things being discovered every day
by our observant vacationists. one OF whom writes
home that "Ebenezer Spriggs, at Bog Holler Var
maount. deals in candy harbrushes, cigars. maya
zines soap walking sticks glue. postcards. baby food
and safety razors.'
But brethren. we must not lose heart. search
Of proud city will reveal several establishments
as marvellous Ebenezer's playful people
call them drug stores
In honor Of Daniel Webster. there is much rum
maging among dictionaries OF quotations. not with
out results Example:
II shall defer my visit TO Faneuil Hall. the cradle
Of American liberty. until Its doors shall fly open
golden hinges to lovers OF Union well to lovers
Of liberty"
Last time we were there the sacred portals were
flying open to lovers Of cabbages. beef and
shocking, nude chickens, X. l.. H.