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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-14

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Christmas is only six weeks off.
Mail your Christmas packages early.
Got your Thanksgiving turkey set?
To the Banana this remains the Ian d
Of the free
Dollar a pound beef Pass the po-
tatoes. please.
Nothing like warm waffle on a
chilly morn.
Mercury still going down, both BIZ
chloride and straight.
Things do seem different when Col
oneI Roosevelt is gone.
They are having little Log-rolling
at the Naval Academy
See what Sulzer got boy trying %
combine Reform with Tammany.
The local postoiIice is in Rue trim.
Ready for the new postmaster, eli?
The frost is now on all the pumpkins
that have not been converted into pie.
eggs were never SO high Stand
clear. What goes up must come uown.
a boy fights his irst battle with the
world and then retreats in the dFree-
ton Of home.
The weather man is so jealous Of
cyclones that he won't even announce
their arrival.
Secretary Daniels is determined to
try little more target PRACTICE on the
Armor Trust.
Russia's discovery of new lands looks
like an effort to make more work for
Colonel Roosevelt
II meat does SO high it is joyful to
recall that the best sweet potato year
on record was 1918.
Huerts is perfectly willing to hold
an election anytime provided he can
keep a tight enough grip on it.
get out your coiiva, A eojiva. it
may be mentioned, is Peruvian over
coat that looks like kimons.
If eggs DO come down, with the force
Of their upward movement. there GER
tainly viii be smash up of things
As a cbsmponi Of political militancy
William Sulzer drew larger audience
in New York than the one that heard |
Mrs. Pankhust.
Walking ought 20 be popular where
there is such delightful country with !
nue autumnal scenery to walk in as |
that around here.
We should feel great deal surer of /
our high moral standards IN this quar-
rel With Mexico If New York wonld |
keep more IN the background.
Somebody has asked what shall be |
done with joy riders. One thing is
certain, for the safety of the rest of us |
they hau better be put ~ jail.
Long distance champion wants to
swim through the Panama Canal /
While on the ground he might climb up
and coast down toe Culebra Cut.
Awful bad scheme to wager an en-
gagement against the outcome of a
campaign. Gives a man the chance 10
say in after years - won her on an
election bet. y
The Republican press is eBdeavoring
to make she country believe that
Europe is rritated at President VIII
soa's Mexican policy. England. France
ana Germany however. have Just said
- Woody, old boy, we will black
a IN fsrr
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-14

The weather man is so jealous OF
cyclones that he won't even announce
their arrival.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-14
BOARDING.

q Miss Gamhriils, No. IN King George 81.
Several bright and most destrably Furnish
ed ROOMS; excellent table n8 SIN
MONEY TO LOAN ON FIRST MORT
w CAGES Sums 20 suit borrower Ap-
ply 10 WINS0N q. SOTp, Attorney. II
school Street. Annapolis Nd. matt
EoUND--On Oct. 18th. silver LoRG-
4 NETrES. Owner can have same by
calling at this Office proving property and
paying for this ad. nlz-tt
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-14

Things do seem different when Col
onel Roosevelt is gone.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-14

Statement Receipts and Disbursements
or the Board County County
Annapolis, Maryland
Ended July 1918
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-14

Baltimore. Nd, September p, 1913.
: School Commissioners of Anne Arundel
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-14

Mercury still going down, both bi
chloride and straight.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-14
LOST

I oST-Nov. 18th. in PASSPORT. a Black
II POCKET-BOOK containing S2s, in notes.
pass over W, u a A. Electric Line. Re
ward of IS II returned 20 1855 Green 81. nl8S 81
7 OsT- Either around the city or at East
II port a Black Lynx SCARF. Reward N
returned TO Mrs, Fairfield, - Upshur koF,
Naval Academy. nlSst
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-06-04
lDeafh of Miss BachInan.

May the 25th our esteemed friend
Miss Lizzie Bachman passed away.
She was the daughter of Mrs. Sophia
B>chman, she was reared in Cross
Roads section, of this County, was a
faithful member of Antioch Baptist
church, and was highly respected by
all who knew her. She was buried
Nav 2s by her pastor Rev. Herlong IN
the presence of a host of relatives
and friends. She was taken with a
snell Of typhoid fevor aud all that low
inc hearts and kind hands could dc
we're done for her, she was under the
ski]lful treatment of Drs. W. 1. and
T, G. Brooker. She is survived by her
mother, TWO brothers, one sister and
a host Of relatives.
Nav God comfort the hearts OF the
ber:avco5s. :: milv.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-06-04
Elegantly Entertained.

: Miss Lizzie Caughman gave an en-
tertainment at her home on Satur-
day night in honor Of Mr.. John Sox
aud Eugene Hook. Those present were
Misses Carrie Mae Wingard, Annie
Belle Long. Veda Barre, Floride Seegers
Mary Sue Roof, Pearle Taylor. Lucille
Glenn and Messrs John sox, Eugene
Hook, Eugene Kaufman, Julian Miller
Hershel Shealy, Horny Hook, Caugh-
man Dreher, Herman and Tom Win.
gard.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-06-04

The ambition of Hon. A. F. Lever
to ago up higher has been partly
satisfied. He is now Chairman OF the
Agricultural committee at Washing
ton. The honors of the Office could not
have fallen on more worthy shoulders
and we are sure the duties will be
looked after with diiigent care. Our
people rejoice and are glad that one
Of the sons of Lexington has thus
been honored.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-06-04
Successful Operation.

Ruth, the bright and interesting
little daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. l..
Tyler, was operated on at the City
hospital in Augusta on Sunday for an
afection Of the throat. Her many
friends will be glad indeed to learn that
her condition is very favorable. she
having stood the operation well.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-06-04

This is another grand week of mirth
and happiness at the Grand Theatre
Of Columpia. and all the. lovers of
amusements are enjoying the Musical
Comedy Company of Roberts & Tai
low who are presenting their audi.
ences with the very best vaudeville,
and interesting moving pictures, &c.
The grand has grown very popular
since they give such varied shows, the
best to be had on the road. 1t is q
good place to spend an hour or so.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-06-04
CIRCULATION $500.

Saturday Governor Blease increased
his parole list by nine-all negroes,
among them Scipio Stratfoot, a negro
convicted at the September term OF
court, 1918. Lexington county of mur-
der with the recommendation to
mercy and sentenced to life imprison-
ment. he was paroled during good
behavior on strong petition.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-06-04
An Enjoyable "Trip.

There was tremendous crowd of
people at the laying of the corner
stone OF the new court house of Oal-
houn county, on Thursday, the 29th of
May, at st. Matthews, the county seat.
z. 9. Sturkie, Scott Hendrix, DR.. r.
B. Harman of Lexington Lodge and
r. A. Barre of Gilbert Lodge, attended
and participated in the Masonic ceri-
monies. They returned delighted
with their trip and the hospitality
shown them by the brethren and the
citizens of the town.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-06-04
Motllerof10DiedSuddenly

Columbia Record-Mrs. Sallie P.
Green, wife Of r. 8. Green, boiler
maker in the employ of the Southern
railway, dropped dead at her home on
Gregg street about 4 O'Clock Monday
morning. Her death is attributed to
heart trouble, superinduced by ihe ex-
element occasioned by an early morn
ing thunder and rain storm. She is sur
vived by her husband and 10 children,
the oldest being lsyears and the young
est o babe of 10 weeks.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-06-04
Marriage.

Mr.. Lemar Stockman and Miss Mae
Shirley, both OF Lexington County,
were happily married at the Rev. J.
D. Taylor's June 1st, 1918. The Rev.
I'D. Taylor performing the ceremony.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
BABY JOSEPHINE.

All babies are more or less wonder
full, we grant. But read what our
Washington Bureau has wired us con-
cerning Baby Josephine, the 16-
months-old grandniece of the presi-
dent, and then say If this is not the
most wonderful baby IN the known
and visible universe.
After the most careful investigation
our trustworthy correspondent reports
that this remarkable White House ba-
by has IL small pearly teeth. What
do you think of that? Furthermore,
she can say "mam-ma,' distinctly,
just like that. Marvellous to relate,
she calls her nurse "nin-nee." She
can also talk baby talk.
From indisputable sources (probably
Secretary Tumulty, whose duty in
cludes giving out interviews concern
ing the infant) it is learned that she
takes a nap in the afternoon and also
sleeps at night. Our correspondent
solemnly states that "she sleeps like
a flower" and that "she always wakes
up cooling like a turtle dove But
do not imagine that the little dear
does not know how to make her wants
known, or that she does not want what
she wants when she wants 1t. What
she wants Is condensed milk mostly,
but she som metimes takes barley wa
ter and she can eat a bit of soft boiled
egg and a piece of toast. too-the lit
tie darling! Pardon our enthusiasm
which we seem to have caught from
our correspondent.
He goes on to say that "she is
remarkably we'll trained baby" no less
remarkable in this than in all other
respects. Also "she has a sunshiny
disposition, great affability, infinite
friendliness," and "she is most COM
panionable." She has two dimples IN
her cheeks-probably one IN eacn
cheek. Correspondent affirms that
che has dimples besides in her elbows.
We suspect that she has dimples as
u.oll In her little chubby hands and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
MONEY MAD.

A New York gambler who testifies
that he has collected and paid tribute
for many years says that the police are
money mad"
Isn't that a very general trouble?
What but money madness is at the
root of most of our political, social
and industrial troubles? Are not our
extortionate tariffs and our swollen
combinations and trusts evidence of
money madness? Has not great po-
litical party of honorable origin and
history just gone to ruin as result
of money madness?
For more than a generation we have
theory that money was more import
ant than justice-that prosperity was
more to be desired than principle. We
have summoned the poor Of all the
earth to join us. We have sent women,
girls and children into our thunder
ing mills. We have stripped the farm
in order to glut the factories. We have
prided ourselves in the figures of our
wealth rather than in the knowledge
| of our freedom. virtue and happiness
To be money mad is to be cruel and
corrupt. To be money mad is to buy
votes and sell laws and traffic in hu-
man life and health. To be money
mad is to oppress the weak and grind
the faces of the poor. To be money
mad is to develop a race of bribe-
takers as we'll as bribe-givers and to
inflict upon the country wolfish pow
erty side by side with wolfish riches.
The latest proof that we are money
mad is presented in the theory now
fashionably iniorsed that men and
women may be honest If they have
money and must necessarily be dis
honest without it.-New York World.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
TRY SOME OF THIS
THE STRENUOUS AMERICAN.

"There's a story" said Pierre Lott,
that illustrates we'll the energy Of
your men of affairs.
"a gentleman called at the office
of an indefatigable millionaire finan-
cier. 1t was o'clock in the after
noon and the financier lay back in
a revolving chair with his feet on
his desk and a picture magazine in
his hand.
"'Pve worked mighty hard for the
last ten years without a days vaca-
tion, he explained. I feel all run
down. and I'm now going to take a
long rest
land a well-earned rest it will be
too said the visitor heartily.
THE visitor departed, expecting
that the millionaire would set out at
once for Europe or California. but
the next morning he saw him presid-
ing as busily as ever at an important
directors meeting.
"'Why, how about that long rest !?
he asked.
THE millionaire frowned in amaze
ment.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29

man." having charge of the Journals
daily news review. The Journals
owner, c. S. Jackson, was Woods
former boss and trained him in re-
porting when publisher of the East
Oregonian at Pendleton. Its mechan-
ical superintendent, Felix r. Mitch
ell was his first foreman, and taught
him to set his first stickful of type
just 80 years ago.
\ good man comes to Weston to
take hold of the Leader. He is w. +
Johnson, at present publisher of the
Terrebonne Oregonian at Terrebonne
Oregon. He has had 15 years of ex-
perience as a country publisher in
Nebraska, and knows the mechanical
and editorial ends of the business
from A. to z. He is a Mason of high
rank. He is a man of family and
his wife is a trained school teacher
"a graduate of the celebrated Ypsi-
lanti, Michigan, normal school. He
is a democrat in politics. and there
will be no change in the Leaders po-
litical faith The retiring publisher
rejoices in the belief that the good
old rag" will have failed into compe-
| tent hands.
Mr.. Johnson writes that he will be
, in Weston next Monday, prepared to
| take charge of the plant the follow
| ing day. He also says:
Il am very much pleased to get
the paper, and hope that 1 will be
successful in conducting it along such
| lines as will meet with the general
approval of the people of Weston.
And 1 trust that your newly d
position will prove highly satisfactory
to you"
Mr.. Johnson will carry out all sub
scription contracts and will receive
al laccrued subscriptions. All ac-
counts for advertising and job work
up to April /. 1918, will be payable
to the retiring publisher.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29

Whether or not this fellow is a safe
guide may be seriously doubted. How
many hours one should devote to
sleep depends much upon ones ply
lsical condition. Some people sleep
sounder than do others and so can suf-
flee on a few hours of slumber. Men
who do brisk work in the open air and
become physically tired sleep well.
Men who work indoors and perform
labor that taxes their mental and ner-
lvous energies more than their physical
strength do not sleep so sound as a
rule and therefore need longer sleep.
They may sleep longer and yet not
sleep any more than does the short
sleeper.
The idea that sleep leads to de-
generation is on a par with the theory
that when people get sick it is because
they do not eat prunes.
~~~~s~<>~
Why do not Rockefeller. Carnegie
and other benevolent billionaires give
their money to
A Fine Place the flood sufferers
For Their Money. in Ohio and Indi-
ana? Hundreds of
thousands of people have suffered
losses in that stricken district. Thous-
ands are homeless and suffering for
want of food and clothing. They de-
serve quick aid because they are
wretched through no fault of their
lown.
The only report thus far as to DO
nations from men of great wealth Is
one to the effect Rockefeller has given
$4,000. 1t is a small sum to come
from the richest man in the world
Pendleton gave more than that &c
the San Francisco sufferers. The
losses in Ohio and Indiana will run In
to many millions.
Why do our wealthy men overlook
such splendid opportunities and per-
sist in giving money to schools and IL
braries when it is the function of the
government, not of individuals, tc
support such institutions?
O~
Regardless of lawsuits Jackson
street is paved and will remain pave
much to the Joy of those who have
to use the thoroughfare.
All men are brothers when there
is disaster in the land and people are
suffering and dying.
| 0>~S
A. c. Frost, charged with trying II
steal Alaskan lands worth ten mil
lions says he did not seek wealth. No
SS~~s>~~~
The needy will appreciate the Rec
Cross clothing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
THE CAUTIOUS SCOT.

A Scotsman went to a solicitor, laid
before him a question, and asked him
if he could undertake the case, re-
ports the Birmingham Weekly Post.
Certainly" replied the solicitor.
II will readily undertake the case.
We're sure to win"
$50 ye really think it's a good
case?"
Most decidedly, my dear sir I
am prepared to guarantee that you
will secure a favorable verdict"
"Ah. weel. I'm much obliged tae
ye, but dinna think I'll go tae law
this time, for, you see, the case I've
laid before ye is my opponents. -
Youths Companion.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
Surest Way to
End Catarrh

Go to Tallman & Co. and say "I
want A HYOMEI outfit" Take 1t
home-pour a few drops of HYOMEI
from the bottle into the little rubber
inhaler-breathe 1t for five minutes
and note that refreshing relief
breathe It four or five times a day
for a few days and Catarrh and all
Its symptoms will gradually disap-
pear.
Booths HYOMEI is balsamic air;
X contains no opium, cocaine or other
harmful drug and Is sold on money
back plan for Catarrh. Group. Colds
and Coughs. Complete outfit (in-
cIudes inhaler) $1.00-extra bottles
II later needed, so cents at Tallman
& Co., and druggists everywhere. Sim
pie instructions for use In every pack
age-you can't fail. Just breathe it
no stomach dosing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
TOLD TO AN ENGLIsHMAN.

An English clergyman turned to a
Scotsman and asked him:
What would you be were you not
a Scott"
The Scotsman said why, an
Englishman, of course"
Then the clergyman turned to the
gentleman from Ireland and asked
him:
"And what would you be were you
not an Irishman?"
The man thought for a moment
and said:
I'D be ashamed Of mesilf"-Man-
chester Guardian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
KNEW WHERE.

) The lawyer for the convicted 4
pickpocket took the fine imposed 4
upon his client very much at 4
} heart
} Twenty five dollars," he ex-
} postulated. Your honor, where
is this poor unfortunate man to
; get $25?"
} His honor did not know, or,
if he did, he kept the knowledge
to himself. But the prisoner
was less discreet.
Just let me out of here for
ten or fifteen minutes he said,
"and I'll show you."-Exchange. I
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
GREAT SYSTEM.

Tarts were in the table, on the
dresses-in fact, everywhere. 1t was
the day of Mrs. Swankle's party. and
the cook was making great prepara-
tions for the feast.
VERY nice, very nice!" said Mrs.
Swinkle, impressively. But what a
pity, cook, they're oil the same.
NOM" replied the cook firmly.
"Somes apple and some's raspberry"
But they're all marked It. A. "
said the mistress. How can you tell
the difference between them?"
Easy. M" was the cooks proud
explanation. THE apple tarts are
marked IT. A. for ''Tis Apple and
the raspberry one are marked IT. A.
for Tain't Apple! London Ans
wprS
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
In Their Stems.

Look here, now, Herald" said a
father to his little son, who was nau-
ghty, " If you don't say your prayers
you won't go to Heaven"
II don't want to go to Heaven" sob
bed the boy. II want to go with you
and mother."-New Orleans Times
Democrat.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
PATRICK OF THE LEFT HAND.

Pat, who was left-handed, was be-
ing sworn in as a witness in the West
Side court of Denver, Colorado.
Hold up your right hand" said
the judge.
up went Pats left hand.
Hold up your right hand" COM
manded the judge sternly.
Sure and I am. yer honor" de-
clared Pat. ME right hands on me
left-hand side March Woman's
Home Companion.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
All Prepared.

"Oh. mother" sobbed the young
wife, John doesn't trust mel
why. my child, what has he done?"
well. you know. I cooked my first
dinner for him today. and he invited
a friend to dine with him" The sobs
broke out afresh. And oh. mother,
the man was a doctor!"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29

in her ten little pink toes. She is a
fluffy little baby and to crown her
attractions "she has curly hair"
What more need be said? Who is
there could resist admiration for the
ne plus ultra baby?-St Louis Post
Despatch.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29

made speeches. The only interpreter
was cowboy who had lived in that
country and who volunteered his SER
vices.
The cowboy told the royal party
what an Indian chief was talking
about for few minutes and then
stopped. while the Indian continued
spouting.
What is he saying?" asked one of
the princesses.
The cowboy made no reply.
But We must know what he is say
ing" the princess persisted. Tell US
Immediately l insist"
well, ma'am," replied the cowboy.
"if you must know, he is asking
whether 1t Is possible that little runt
with the whiskers ever will be king
of England. Evening Post.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
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LOOKED BAD.

A banker, having a bald head ,
, was in the habit of wearing his ,
, hat during business hours. Every L,
, week a negro workman on the ,
? railway presented check for his 4,
y wages. and one day as he put his I
' money In a greasy wallet the I
= banker said to him: ,
Look here, Moses, why don't I
, you let some of that money stay ,
. in the bank and earn interest ,
= for you?"
3 "Oh, no, boss" replied the I
3 darkey with a glance at the I
, bankers hat. Use jes' afeared. I
= You look like you was always 4
. ready to start somewheres.''- 4
3 Tit Bits.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
THE WHOLE TRUTH.

When the Duke of York, now the
King OF England, was making his
tour of the British colonies there
was an Indian pow-wow for him In
British Columbia at which several In
dian chiefs appeared. The Indians
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-03-29
A COnundrum.

Look here" said the landlord,
why don't you pay your rent?"
81 give 1t up" replied Slowpay.
"But you don't" insisted the land
lord, that's what I'm kicking about"