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The Washington times., 1913-07-19

! ito pattern after grandmother was
considered the mirror of management.
But with your neighbor 1t Il different.
She has profited by the labor Of the old
ways and yet has q RECEPTIvE stti-
in the NEW. She approaches her work
somewhat with the skin of science which
carries with II the perquisite OF pleasure
IN its painstaking results
She knows WHY the newest soap has
the best ingredients for. easy washing.
Her kitchen utensils are bought with
care and reason and constitute the eesi-
est devices for FAC1IfTA11N4E labor
and saving her strength t2.a
She welcomes the newest, ana best
ways that are the work of specialists
and students Of today who are pervad-
Ing the domestic world. She listen to
lectures that tell her how to accomplish
fare and that of her household
In a word, she has an open mind She
does not reject a thing because II II
new. but in spite of It. In this way she
CONSERvES her forces
are ah Se aorssas ana he
and the fishes and the food products.
and. above all, HUMAN LIFE And
the housewife may aid in that direction
by conserving herself not only to her
own advantage but to the happiness OF
so thar when a thing Is rNFINISH-
ED she does not continue 1t far into
the night She stops. for tomorrow Is
ANOTHER day: And perhaps while
work and later works her plan"
The up-to-date housekeeper who con-
tinuaily solves the problems that save
her strength win give YOU this recipe:
-, LET Tr, YOUR MIND, G1AA HAXE a PART
YOUR DAYS Ny BE LONG AND LESS
WEARY.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
VORYs' CANDID EXPLANATION.

Arthur l. Vorys, Taft manager in Ohio in 1908
denies that he promised Cabinet place to the Ma.
tiona Association of Manufacturers. Likewise, he
says he declined to give them special recognition in
the campaign.
There was no question about the manufacturers
being for Taft; if the labor vote we had to look
out for" says the practical Voys. Quite right In
politics. take all you can get from the fellow who is
for you, and give him as little possible bunk the
other fellow into giving you just as much as you
can get.
Whether Vorys promised Cabinet place to the
manufacturers is not important There is no record
that any promise made in Tafts behalf by any CAM
paign manager, from Roosevelt down, was ever kept
by Taft
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THE FEATHER LOBBY.

The Finance Committee has amended the tariff
provision regarding importation of feathers for mil
nery, so that experts say any sort of feathers on
earth can be brought in. The House made a pro-
vision looking to restrictions on the trade to prevent
slaughter of all manner of beautiful and useful
birds the world overl but the feather importers
it is charged by the bird lovers-have surrounded
the Senate committee and fixed the thing.
This fight for the birds has been going on long
time. In communication to Congress and the
press the bird protective organizations make the most
specific statement regarding the feather lobby They
name the nine importing frms that are said to con-
troll the business; name their lawyers who are
charged with managing the legislative end Of the
business; name the specific lobbyists on the job in
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
Why Jewellers Wish They Had Chosen
Street Sweeping As a Profession.
BY n. A G.

BY NJ A. G.
You guarantee this to be solid gold
Of ccurse?"
IF this chain doesn't wear well I'll
bring it back and expect YOU to make II,
good"
DO you guarantee your 4s-cent alarm
clocks?"
That diamond looks too small for a
karat"
''Do you think the lady would like
tbis:"
Really. you are the most expensive
jeweler I've ever been to-"
Speaking of rail parties. which they
are in Noio' ILL.,. Messrs. Bristow and
Ashhurst indulged in one yesterday.
Prexy Mellen. II we may steal an idea
from a source unknown, Is bearing his
troubles with resignation.
THINGS WE WANT TO KNOW.
The Mexican situation though not
badly.
My orders were to sleep in my
clothes" Mr.. MulhalI told the Senate
committee, "and l did So" Full many
a Congressman does as much.
Why laurdrymen trembie at mention
Of Judgment Day: I'VE keep your linen
In rerair.''
Run just one more of those single
word wind-ups.' spouts w. K, land
permit me to christen 1t:
6nousn- q. s. K.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
Lead Not Into Temptation.

POMPOUS merchant of Chicago,
n arrogantly carrying the signs
~ of his prosperity about him.
accosted an acquaintance Of his
who conducts a successful rescue mis-
sion. and said:
James. I'd like to attend one Of your
meetings"
Certainly" rejoined the minister.
but leave your watch and diamonds
with the hotel clerk"
"what?" asked the merchant. in as
tcnishment. Are not the men Of your
mission converted thieves"
True" answered the mission leader,
softly, but. George. you look so easy
and wholesome. " Really. don't want my
men to regret they promised me never
to steal aSain."-Outlook.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
THE RAILROAD MANAGERS RECESSION

1t did not require long for the railroad managers
to learn that they had placed themselves in unten-
able position before the public, by trying to inject
lot of new demands after the arbitration issues had
once been made up. There was hardly voice raised,
among press and publicists, that did not condemn
their course.
As a result the companies representatives have
Withdrawn their demand that further questions be
submitted and have agreed to let the board of arb
tation and Cancellation decide what questions will
take up. This is equivalent to complete surrender,
for the board, having beer created by an extraor-
binary act of Congress to consider agreed case,
will not think of changing the statement of that case.
One regrettable development in this matter is the
discovery that Louis F. Post Assistant Secretary of
Commerce. may not legally be member of the
arbitration commission. Mr. Post is so exactly
equipped for that service that, before his rame be
dropped, an effort ought to be made to open way
to retain him. Few men in the country could in
spire more confidence in the arbitral processes
than he.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
SIXTH NEW JERSEY.

The Sixth Congress district of New Jersey, in
which there will be special election Tuesday to
fill the vacancy caused by the death of Representa-
tive Martin, Democrat, is what is called the North
Jersey" district Ii includes the counties of Warren
Sussex, and Bergen (the three extreme North Jersey
counties on the New York State ne) and the towns
Of Pompton, where nitro glycerine has been manu-
factured in paying quantities, and West Milford,
which includes the lower part of Greenwood Lake,
in Passaic county. The district is normally Demo-
cratic, except when the commuters in Bergen
county take hand, as they sometimes do.
Last year the district which is traditionally Demo-
cratic, gave for Congress candidates 1926 Demo-
cratic, 1878 Republican, 7,Oo7 Progressive, 1920
Socialist and s24 Prohbitonist votes For Tuesdays
election Archibald Hart, of Hackensack, is the Dem
ocratic, Herbert M. Bailey the Progressive, and S.
Wood McClave the Republican candidate. Mr. Nc
Clave, described in New Jersey The Major"
was the unsuccessful stand-pat Republican candidate
in November.
What will Tuesdays special election following
campaign largely conducted in and from automobiles
show as to the trend of popular sentiment in the
Presidents home State? Probably nothing. The
Dutch will continue to carry Holland.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19


business deal involving
q OGO Let's get married" seems to be
the favcrite motto in this country"
These are the words of Miss D'Arval,
daughter of the special ambassador from
France. In comparing the French mar
riagcs with those of our country this
Young woman says:
"Jur marriages are contracted with
more care. In our country We cannot
marry under the age OF thirty witt 1T
the consent of our parents. The parents
take particular pains about the physi-
cal fitress of future son-in-law. Also.
II Is the custom with us to demand
from the bridegroom a life insurance
policy, and a brand new one. too"
The young woman further explains
that II Is such an easy thing to say
lets get married. The point Is well
taken. And the statistician tells us
mat the summer season, with its moon
madness, is a favorite period for Cupid
in the matter Of marriages.
So beware. my fair Lillian. when her
Iadyship, the fair moon, shines down
on you and casts a beautiful halo about
your lovely golden locks, so that Clar-
ence can resist you no longer and
pleads, Let's get married" Now, my
dear, Clarence may be the BEST KIND
Of . comrade in the world He may
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
SATAN REBUKING SIN.

The spectacle of Satan rebuking sin is not quite
parallel to this of Tammany planning an impeach-
ment preceding against Governor Sulzer. 1t would
be better to refer to it as the devil denouncing de-
cency.
Governor Sulzer was recently described as good
third-rater with honest ambition to be a good
second-rater, and therefore with a fair chance to
make some people think him frst-rater. That
Characterization omitted to take account of the luck
that seems always to 60 with Sulzer. Now he is
enjoying the unparalleled god fortune to have Tam
many's and Barnes forces in the State senate ser
iousy proposing to impeach him. Sulzer ought to be
prosecuted conspiracy in restraint of trade. He
threatens to monopolize all the luck.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
No Room in Her Bau.

TN Buffalo not long ago there was
held a semi-industrial. semi-scienti-
fic exhibition. whereat all manner OF
interesting things were to be seem
A young matron who had made tho
rounds of the various sections was
about to leave for home when a friend
stopped her with this query:
Have you seen the wonderful exhibit
with reference to radium?
I'D Ike to," said the young woman.
but the fact is my Gag Is full Of sam
ples now.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
FIGHTING THE COFFEE TRUST.

Senator Norris, who for several years has been
persistently on the trail of the Brazlian-Interna
tonal Coffee trust will press an amendment to the
tariff bill designed to provide method Of retaliation
against such combinations.
If ever there has been case in which retaliation
Of the most vigorous sort fully justified it is in
this affair of the Coffee trust Capitalists of Britain
Holland, France, Germany, and the United States
with the backing and guarantee of the Brazilian gov.
eminent, undertook to limit the production, corner
and control the supply, and dictate the prices of
coffee to the world This Government has been
fighting, since Mr.. Norris brought the question
before Congress, to break up the combination, with
some moderate success, but without accomplishing
conclusive results. Just at the time when there was
prospect of striking telling blow, the Admnistra-
tion changed and the new regime dropped the
policy of the old and weakened seriously that the
good effects of the prosecution were lost.
Now Senator Norris proposes to amend the ad-
mnistrative sections of the pending tariff measure,
with provision that whenever the President learns
that foreign government is participant in COM
bination to control trade and prices to the disad-
vantage of the United States, he shall by procama
ton establish a tariff rate against the products of
that country of Is per cent.
Coffee was at one time subjected to tariff duty
When the duty was removed Brazil promptly clapped
on an export duty of the same amount thus trans
ferring the revenue from the American to the Bra
lillian treasury! Not content with this, Brazil organ
lied the valorzation syndicate that has caused so
much protest not only in this country but in Europe
1t is one of the most vicious combinations ever at
tempted, and presents situation that needs to be
dealt with vigorously. There is no guessing what
extremes might be reached if governments, learning
by the example Of Brazil should adopt generally this
plan of holding up their customers abroad.
Brazil is rather poor customer of the United
States, while this country is by'far Brazils best Gus
violation of international decences than is involved
in this Brazilian holdup of the United States. 1t is
useless to discuss peace programs and international
comities when such brazen acts of extoron are de-
liberately formulated by governments
There will be grave doubt of the efficacy of a
Is per cent tax coffee, which might merely add to
the imposition already suffered at the hands of
Brazil On the other hand il would tend to increase
production of coffee in other countries Mexico Gen.
tral America, Porto Rico and the Philippines would
be certain to plunge into coffee great scale if
assured that the great American market-a market
that absorbs about half the whole worlds coffee
product-were going to be open to them on such
advantageous terms as would be created by dis
eliminating tax against Brazil.
1t is not simple thing, even for government,
to repeal the law of supply and demand. The world
finds ways of restoring the balance.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

Robert Irving Fulton. who has to be
professor at Wesleyan to discover
this. announces that sticking plaster
placed over the mouth during sleep pre-
serves the voice. What would It do
II placed over the mouth when one
wasn't asleep?
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

AS to nominees for the Self-Deprecia-
ton Club. there's almost any million
aire. In order to he rich. they tell US,
we must be honest. hard-working, etc.
etc. And all millionaires are rich. As
friend Of ours feelingly puts it, rich
folks have money.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
What's on the Program in
Washington Today

Athletic meet and riding tournament,
Cottage City, Nd.
Fourth annual cruise and regatta of
the Chesapeake Bay Yacht Racing As
sociation.
Social session of Canton Washinston
No. 1. Patriarchs Militant. evening.
Meeting of Joseph Henry Council, Ma
tional Union, Eagles Hall, evening
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
AmusementS

Columbia-"Secret Service" 2:l5 and Sic
d. m
Polrs-"Mrs. Wigs of the Cabbage
Patch" 2:ls and S:16 D. m.
Glen Echo-All amusements
Chevy Chase Lake-Concert by Marine
Band, dancing, and other amusements.
Great Falls-Music and other amuse.
ments.
Luna Pa-k-Dancing and other amuse-
ments
Marshall HalEBoats leave Seventh
street wharf 10 a. m, 2:3o p. m. and
/ $50 p. m
River View Park-Boats leave Seventh
street wharf 10 a. m, and D. m.
Colonial Beach-Steamer St Johns
leaves Seventh street wharf every day
except Monday at 9 a. m. Saturday,
go d. m
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

Young Sec Bryan is making out a
new lecture itinerary. he being the guy
who expects to get the tin out of II.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

And our altered, though possibly
wrong. idea OF 1t is a column con-
ductor.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

$eH&1asskc Ell sG
sSe$sfff'! S;sff
s.-- Song of a Summer Boarder. .- .-
7 OW dear to my heart is that city apartment
That two-byfour flat that once thought small;
The cebox, the couch and the deep, snowy bathtub,
The hot and cold water the lift in the hall.
The sweet khchenete with its faithful dumbwater
The wide, roomy closets, sir lights in the wall
The telephone mail chute, the fleet smiling beHboys-
Those precious home comtorts-I long for them ALL
What charming trip husband and wife might take
the world only they could start opposite directions.
difficult for young believe BE-
pighaded and archaic old and difficult old
believe that could been fooleaded
asinne young
This the merry anpH season. hail. the hotel world
spends time trying find hon the other half peand why
"Seeng w does not necessarily seeing seamy of
than ng tasting the dregs although these
generally accepted versions of the terms by those who have
done either.
Why is Always have tenderer feeling
for kind of constantly reforming than for the kind
who constantly behapes2
who about to be hanged sometimes eat good,
squae can't persuade who about be
red the things of this life until the agony
easy a to make woman believe that he loves
that fen of them appear to think north while to ty
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
Told Them How.

A JOLLY group Of travelling men
~ had just got comfortably set
n tied in the hotel lobby when an
other knight Of the grip ar
rived
Mighty glad TO see you fellows he
exclaimed enthusiastically. shaking
hands all around --~.
Sorry We can't say as much for Won Z"
was handed him by one of the groi,n'
oh, you could. right. IL you'd n.
like l do. replied the newcomer.-Kan-
sas City Star.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
The Most Maligned Thing.

]. B.: THE suburbs"
Capitol: Milk men,"
F. K: Ban Johnson's ump staff.u
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

SPIRITED" IS RIGHT AND PROPER.
From the "Times.")
The name Of Mr.. Coipoys was withdrawn
by the President from the Senate Committee
following spirited night made against him
by the local Anti-Ssioon League
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
THIS THAT
LEGISLATIVE LYRICS
wan .So~,6rs,ss . L,tss .rfA. one,

4 SSASAA4ANG LyNlSS.
THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE.
In front of the spoutin' and blo.oin,'
The fletcherisash Of the rag,
There sittcth the Speaker, beloo an
| American flag.
And once IN a tohtle, through the riot,
You'll hear his stentorian SONG:
| "Some order; the House viu be ouietn-
But dltooys he's ,orono.
He calls command through the din; it
Can hardly enhlter the roar;
The turmoil may cease for q minute,
But never for more.
He tries to dttemper the clamor
BY honeyed, melHTuo1s .cord;
He splinters the oak ,Dith his hammer:
He cannot be heard.
To aopern that turbulent, shrieking,
Obstreperous, toild thinoumbob-
That 70, IN manner Of speaking,
One heIrupa Job.
Tho sdPry Of such a position
Ady be quite q bale Of the stuff,
But this 70 my firm, ebullition:
1t isn't enough.
Il observe" F. 8. informs us, that
you do half Of your vacuitous vaporinss
for one edition Of the paper and half
for the others. How much time between
halves?" Little enough, we're sorry to
say.
NIhxx SaIa Hls.l-~
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

Discriminating. indeed. are the pro-
prietors Of Chesapeake Beach. They
offer. believe the advertisements. "cab-
aret shows and amusements."
The Washington times., 1913-07-19
Why Soda Clerks Dream of q Lauda
mum Sundae.

mum Sundae.
Give me glass Of water, will you?'
Fifteen cents? I thought it was a
nickel"
Are you waiting on the cigar coun-
ter. boyr'
Il want It with two eggs. and not
much cream. and 1t has to be Just IS
degrees in temperature. Otherwise 1
can't drink it."
no. put the navorinp in first. No.
the other way. That's it."
Aren't you EVER going to take my
order? was ahead Of all these people,
Communities and people opposed to
slashed skirts will do away with them
in exactly the way that the anti-turkey
trotters abolished the modern dances
by giving them wide publicity. Which
is to say that they won't.
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

t<THE average American mar,
rage receives less time, less
consid aration or thought thar
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

Run just one more of those single
word wind-ups.' spouts w. K. land
permit me to christen 1t:
The Washington times., 1913-07-19

why laurdrymen trembie at mention
Of Judgment Day: I'VE keep your linen
In rerair.''
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-25
JUDGE GRIGGS
VISITS TAMPA
OF CUSTOMS FOR
FLORIDA is IN. THAT CITY, ON
OFFICIAL CALL, FIRST SINCE
APPOINTMENTS,

The Tampa Times of Tuesday says
For the first time since 1898 Col. J.
Fenimore Cooper Griggs Of Apalachi-
cola, visited Tampa today. Colonel
Griggs IS, the newly appointed collec-
tor of customs and while his visit is
purely business the colonel confessed
that he had been anxious to see Tam
pa again after his long absence.
The colonel Is very enthusiastic over
his visit here and during the morning
visited the newspaper offices and other
points of interest Apparently the
growth of Tampa in the last nine years
was overwhelming to him. This after
noon he Is in conference with Colonel
Calhoun, the deputy collector here, and
is going over the records Of the port.
In all probability he will remain in
the city during the remainder of the
week.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-25
Adenoids are a Menace to Children

Babies and young children must be
carefully watched for the growth Of
adenoids, which spoil the mental and
physical life Of a child. They usually
result from a succession of colds and
throat irritations, and their presence
is so productive of harm, that many
school boards have an examining ply
stefan to detect them. The conditions
that cause them may be easily avoided
by careful parents. Quickly and thor
oughly cure all colds and throat irri-
tations by the use OF Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound. and adenoids will
not develop. D'Alemberte's Pharmacy,
121 s. Paiafox street. (adv.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-25
DIR. M. E. QUINA
has returned and will be in
his Office during Office hours.
s22sap7t
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

San Carlos-M. Lindsey, Mobile;
j. C. Howell, Jr., and wife, Gates
wood; Chas. Webb, South Carolina;
G. W. Crist, Montgomery; Carl Mol1er,
New Orleans; A. E. Kuegsman,
Jacksonville; Sig Krinegman, New
York; A. J. Moreland, Atlanta; Mr.
ard Mrs. D. r. King, DeFuniak; J S..
Cochran, Park, Pa: D. l.. Green,
Bombay; A. c. Kinney, Mobile; A.
Common, Jacksonville! f. Cummings,
Philadelphia; o. F. Ward and wife,
Indiana: C. A. Taylor, New York; E.
H. Bragg birmingham; J. Moore,
New York; H. Kohn, Montgomery; V.
w. Graves. Cleveland; Mrs. J. n. Ar
buckle, New York; Chas. C. Hail,
Philadelphia; Chas. Newman, Jr., New
York; G. stoutz, Atlanta; M. Simon.
Mobile
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-25
HOTEL ASSASSIN
HAS A DOUBLE
Fred Brokaw, Alias James Ellis, Is
Wanted for Hotel Murders, Succeeds
In Battling the Police.
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS.

indianapolis, Sept 24.-Fred Bro
kaw, alias Joseph Ellis, alias w. r.
Anderson, alias Fred Boley, wanted
here II, connection with the murder
of Josehn Schlansky, a merchant, In
a room; Of a hotel Monday night, has
an exact double, or he is not under
arrest N San Francisco, as reported
last niRht, according to the local po-
lice. The photograph of Brokaw or
Ellis sent broadcast by the Pittsburg
police after the man had lured a sec
ond hand dealer to a hotel and robbed
him, was identified positively by four
persons here as the man who lpured
Schlansky to the hotel room where
he was killed. The photograph was
identified by Lewis and Jacob Schlan-
sky, sons Of the murdered man; w.
c. Meyer, day clerk at the hotel, and
the clerk in a loan office, in which
the watch stolen from Maurice Raft in
Louisville was located.
Captain of Detectives Holtz was
positive in his statement today that
the suspected slayer of Schlansky
would be captured soon. The local
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-25

subordinate lodges. 1909 subordinate
encampments, 3,715; Rebekah lodges,
9,725; lodge members, 1.646, 369; en-
can1pment members, 231, 865; Rebekah
lodge members, 711,s7s; total number
persons belonging to the order, 2,121,-
921; total relief paid in 1919, $5,91,7-
323 rs; invested funds of grand and
subordinate bodies. $50, 5ss, 1896. 32.
There are also 1853 cantons of the
Patriarch Militant branch with a
membership OF 2s.9ss. 1t is a known
fact that this order expends more for
the relief or its members than any
other order or society and in addition
to that also owns fifty homes in
which the widows and orphans and
INDECENT Odd Fellows are taken care
OF. Plans are well under way for
the erection OF such a home in our
state either on the property now
owned by the Odd Fellows at Gaines
Vile, or at a more suitable site, to
be decided on at the next session of
the state grand lodge. The next SEES
sion of the Sovereign grand Iodeg will
be held at Atlantic City.