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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1913-10-03

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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1913-10-03
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@lp6eltGpnct far ser prret en- n1o,g=
tig Eilftrpmnirg al S%fllclpltnc. Ser
CT 116nlrrfet @anbcl; Ell Gplpporc=
fobrif fif iplgt olt, bpao Sen fan
lcpere SC fprl tic 2-2E, Moonco.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1913-10-03

8rmnoluusrnorin9cm f%urelGg9es.
!5r. 3ablcs Sale.
6olfetingets fer1te Torretnings=
mpoc bar al fort @ari0bco, men
politiif let al ben itprltc 8etponing.
50 piatiae 9ouforllag blep fore
! la9t: @rlu1olopsenoringel, al &or1=
iejlSprGiioent Sable % @nlglouen
al SSnocnrigsminilter Mobc,
neutrality-suspicious. notolte peo
6orelGggellcn al @rlulolopsenorin=
cit fe!genbe:
Set 6orilae til 6oranoringer i
@%rltnolopen, iom jog berpeo bar
oen sore at forelGgge for oct bpje
Sing, er mic fienot al ollie nreoe
Meolelnmer, % set er oerfor opcr-
fleotgt ~pi0tleftigt at re- erere SSllo=
boloet al oets 8citcn1mcl1cr. 6or=
ifoget or enslpoenbe n1c0 set, ser
peotoges / 6olfctinget ocn t2te De-
cember 1912 peo 3. @ebanoliag
og operienotes til 2onostinget. SOL
fettngets ti6ligere Meolemmer fie1t<
Der set fra ti6ligere Jorbm6linqer
Yer, og oe 1pbalgte Meolemmer
fie1oer set ogiaa, tbi set bar
@rln6laget for Nalget Ben 90. Moi
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1913-10-03

al, lna0 Ser CT sSolfcts &ilie / sen.
TIC Sag. Tolfcpibicns Com blep
at Ser polgtcs 1O7 6olfettnus=
1nrnc, iorn cr 1ilbungere al OCT
bcr forclogtc @rnnolopSiorIl lag.
men finn Z M%ooitonoerc. Otter at
Oct oonitc Soft Tar tolt iao l1tpetn=
Digit, fan ser iffr pnrc ,1pgcu 9pio{
ON, at bette Iurlloa l,ocn Gopcll bill
hlpc neotagct al To(fctingct.
Spprgsmoalct blipcr olcEc:
@porleocs pil set al sen pripiline=
reoe &alarct fremgmeoc 2sn,oS-
ting title Jig? Ser pil Norilogtt
notllrligpis n1eoe 11oge,l Mpoitm1o,
lfjpnt oct i%ngcnlai1he tan folocs
iGrliat niotgooenoc / 6orbolo til,
6pao Scr CT naoet / a0ifilligc m,ore
Sanoe. 9oa0e / 6inlono, / George,
Mnitrolicn og CT Del af Noroomc=
rita bar mon ollcrcoc gipet &p;n=
Ser politiif @n(grct. &c Grforin=
ger, iom CT inbbeltcoe, belGrcr %
ON, at a%pinoernes @olgrct fife for
boloer itore politiife 5orifp0ninacr.
Set la6er bcllcr lite til, at &eirc
lt9rft frpeter &pinoernes @algret.
Neolattelien al @algretsal6erert
til 25 Mar fm betler life iiges at
bore aosen bibtgoaen6e Meform /
ct 2ano, bpor Sc 25=aarige M9n6
ltge libcn 1849 bor peret balgbare
til 5olfetinget @eb Ell @algrets-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

An audience that filled. every avail
able seats IN the Odeop last night lis
tened to one Of the best singing acts
that has ever played this popular
house, the Metropolitan Trio. grand
opera singers ii selections from II
Troyatore. Faust and several popular
songs, The leading parts were sung
by Nile Anna Plum IN a voice not
only strong but sweet. ably assisted
by signor Tortice and ar. waIler-
stedt. The voices blended in harmon
ious sweetness and each number was
heartily encored Bob and Daisy
BIondin in an up-to-date singing and:
talking act kept the crowd IN good.
humor with their rapid fire converse
ton ana number OF good songs were,
sung in manner that called forth
hearty applause.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
r p VI A
DRIVES OUT
RHEUM
After rs Years OF Misery, this Man
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Fine Again.

Right away-the first day you start
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+ RHEUMA works SO seepdily you
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II wish to state to you the facts and
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.RHEUMA. L used one-nalf of it and
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s Before taking your medicine was
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ty.'-Prof. IA. H. Rolling, S. Ninth
St, Richmond. Ind. Oct. 10. 1s12.-
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13
GOVERNOR AT HOME
To Close lip Some Private
Affairs But Will Return
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.

CHARLESTON, May i1s Governor
and Mrs. Henry D. 1Ianheld mo LETT
for their home at aIatewan Saturday
night. will not return to the capitol
until Wednesday The governor de-
sired 10 close UP some private mat
tiers that have needed his attention
since before coming here in March.
But ten days remain until the pub
lie service commission law goes into
effect TO which four members are to
be appointed by Governor Hatfiei
Asked a few days ago when he would
make the appointments, the governor
replied there was still plenty OF
time. Ut is thought. however. hat
he will name the four men this
week. the law going into effect
Thursday, May 20. instead of July
i as the original bill provided
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EDITOR DEAD.
aEAIRTGNsHulRG. May

AEARnINsBuRG. May 1S-CoA
James e, Thompson. banker and
former editor Of the Martinsburg
world. is dead of injuries received
when he feii from railroad train
as it was nearing this city. He was
SIS years old.
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Tomorrou.s Games,

ST. Louis at Boston.
Cincinnati at Brooklyn.
Chicago atNew York.
Pittsbnrg at Philadel phia.
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Today,s CAME.

st. Louis at Boston.
Cincinnati at Brooklyn.
Chicago at New York.
Pittsburg at Philadelphia.
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Games Today.

philadelphia at Chicago
washfnton at st Louis.
Boston at Detroit.
New York at cleveland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-13

Edward Myths, foe of King George
may make his future home in Los AM
geles or San francisco.
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Yesterdays Results.

ST Louis 4. .i.. $500. II i
Boston . ..g... 6 3 4
Batteries: saIlee. Harmon. Geyer
ana Mclean iGeryais Rudolph and
Whaling.
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The YlsT Bill

The Yost bill. which was passed pys
the recent session Of the West Virginia
Legislature is now in pamphlet FORM
355x6 inches, extra quality paper b
pages, including cover. The bill ial
considered a good one and the book
can be easily carried in the pocket
for ready references. Price $50. For
sale by A F. Combs. at the Daily
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Games Tomorrow.

7Ts17T0s9 :
.Philadelphia at Chicago.
washington at st. Louis.
Boston at Detroit.
New York at Cleveland.
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standing Of the Clubs.
W. L, Pct,
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CITY LEAGUE.

J. :. ! : : !: J. :. !: /. I. !. : : : : !
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vATIoNAL LEAaUE.

Z. Z. !. = I. Z. ! : = Z. : : Z. : : :
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YesteEd.ag's Resul. =.

Batteries; Grpome and EenTy''
Mitchell and M.Alisser.
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Is the titlesof the Talking Pictur
days ofthe week: This is a pict
kind and one you must be sure to
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New. York ............. 8 y
Cleveland
The evening world., 1913-03-29

fact that moro Of my early years were
spent among Americans.
There u not language In which can
tell how ridiculous feel when I realise
that l have . sister who 10 spending
her whole life trying TO DO good with
her share Of the fortune my father left
and establishes silly hospitals and fresh
air funds to save the HIVES Of more
Americans. and VITO even married .
railroad hand.
And ~ for doing what one Of my
brothers 10 corresponding day after
say In . fussy once. working to protect
the stockholders In railroad companies
ana In spreading prosperity" by devel.
oping the roads-I sometimes wonder
II ne 10 all right. That isn't what stock
holders are for or railroads either. But
perfecting railroads Is less futile than
the Development OF q great telegraph
and telephone system. What Is served
The evening world., 1913-03-29
BY CHARLES DARNTON.

TWINS De Wolf Hopper travelogue
began with the suddsnness Of
= one Of his curtain speeches and
ran on unantsrruptsdly. thus:
speaking for my sisht-see!ng asso-
ciato and myself. feel (fsel II In my
bones, to speak the painful truth that
It has not taken any policeman to keep
US moving during the extremely dieting
time We have been together - the 0tl-
bert and sullivan Opera Company. Do
you follow met Let W. proceed. then.
without delay. At the present time
have been with our great and unpar-
alleied organization mote that speak
with becoming modesty both for my
associates and myselO for exactly two
hyal years. say fscal because the
pursuit Of art has not been without
certain financial interest
As I have said in my Justly cole
brated curtain speech. which you prob
ably couldn't help hearing. . maintain
that the gentleman who arranged our
route 10 a direct descendant OF Colum-
bua His genius for discovering towns
not on the map should be an inapira-
t!on to explorers. One Of the towns he
discovered Is Neu-Ulm. To pronounce
It properly you should have a glass Of
b>Sr and q melancholy disposition.
N~u-Cim was booked to break the Jump
from st. Paul to Lincoln. Neb. Speak
ing from experience. am convinced It
The evening world., 1913-03-29

could Be- trusted to break anything
from . bronco to Q tsn-dollaP BILL A
man who said he was q loyal American
had married the German hdy who
owned the hotel apparently for the Joy
Of running the bar Of that establish
ment 1t 10 not too much to cay that
he hailed me as Q brother. He was 90
devoted to me that We became INSOFAR
able. When asked Where 10 the thee.
trer he answered. I'll take you there
On the way to that two-story temple Of
art we passed q statue. When In
quired to whom that magnificent monu-
ment had been erected he replied It was
ir memory OF the patriots who had
fought against tho Indians to save the
town.
What happened when they fouEht
with the Indians to save the dear little
town. inquired.
Tho Indians wiped out the town
ne answered.
Then why didn't you erect the
statue 70 the Ind.ansr I asked. With
out word he left me.
To enhance the educational value Of
my remarks nothing can stop mo from
saying that the growth Of the Northwest
has been wonderful. Let us take. for
example. the town Of Regina. Where
the population was mainly bovine and
porcine two years ago there 10 now Q
community Of such culture a. to war
rant . three days Wait Of the 0tlbsrt
and sullivan Opera Company. am
The evening world., 1913-03-29

compelled to state. however. that REGINA
has not yet attained complete perfec-
ton. This criticism 10 directed toward
the hotel. The gentleman who conducts
this hotel 10 the tallest and thinnest
man In the world. We started to meas
urs him, but the taps gave out. Inci-
dentally. he 10 . prohibitionist. Not
only does he deny his patrons stimu-
10 ting beverages. but he turns the water
OF at I A. NJ. Even now sometimes
leap from my bed at lis calling Wildly
for u drink.
I'VE also experienced . town CALLED
Saskatoon. In passing. I may add that
We called II several other things. At
nrst We thought Saskatoon Wa the
name Of . new fur. All the people
there ride in automobiles. They even
go out In them to shoot prairie chick
ems. I went out one morning and shot
one chicken and two tires. The naive
chickens are 10 used to steam farm
Ing machinery that they don't even
try to get away. But II q man gets
out Of an automobile they grow fright
fully nervous. I put my chicken In
the refrigerator by the simple means
Of letting Il hang out the window.
When II gets axty degrsss below sero
in Saskatoon they think spring 10 com.
Ing. While We were there I couldn't
help thinking Of DiCby Bel. who
wears Yasger underwear In midsum-
meP.
An amusing little thing happened At
The evening world., 1913-03-29

by that except TO spread broadcast un.
pleasant details about the privats
ariussments Of = fellow who wants to
have q little fun?
No. I am going 70 Franco. whsrs they
are too busy In getting an American
money to bother him by assing him
what he has done for his country and
make asinine suggestions a. to how he
might spend his money differently. l
have the blood Of Commodore Wander
btlt In my veins. The public be hanged !
BY Jovs! don't you know. there was one
OF natures noblemen! Il IL this coun-
try's own fault II scores o: young men
like myself have learned how much be,-
ter II IL to find a country that appre-
ciatss them instead OF wasting time and
suffering on this side Of Il o Atlantic
II you don't have to earn your money
don't hve In America. II you do have
to earn ft-well. that's something ! can't
talk about In . aligned interview.
The evening world., 1913-03-29
CaruSo Turns the Tables.

that It 10 impossible to give messages
through you with any satisfaction. Got
of that line and ask Mr.. Caruso to come
to tho phone or III come up there and
make you into a salad dressing"
But. sir. you must not talk to me
like that. ! am Mr.. Car,iso himself. no
enc else. and you are insulting me when
am trying TO do you favor"
Say" roared the reporter In exasper-
alton. ARE YOU 20 stupid that you cant
understand that I can hear Mr.. Caruso
singing right In the room with you-you
spa hett-niied goat?"
"Ah! see." said the voice. 'Come
right up."
The reporter went up With . vast
feeling Of triumph. Signor Caruso opened
the door himself. smiling wbckedly. And
on . stand In the centrc Of the room
was q phonograph from which was stiR
issuing the strains Of Celeste Ada In
thu singers own voice. One OF his ia.
vorlte amussments V to hear himself
sing.
The reporter went away wondering II
- ~ SAall1 AeeaeGiss4 saeuGh
The evening world., 1913-03-29

another frost-odttsn metropolis that We
honored with our presence. An enter.
prasinS citisen came to mo a tho hote,
ana asked for q pass 70 the show. I
explained that was merely q Door
actor and that II he desired the usual
courtesies he would haye to set them
from one Of the owners. Mr. Gilbert
or Mr.. Sullivan. I learned aftervard
that he went 70 the clerk ana wanted
70 know the numbers Of the rooms oc.
cvpied by Mr.. Gilbert and Mr.. Sullivan.
And now let mo hasten on 10 the
subject OF food. II you have ever been
on the road you know vhat an i'm
portant thing food n n /. irportan n,
an yhov. hut its ,mnortsnc ,nc,s. M. a,
the Certainty Of sunoiv ana ou.Inv Aim.
inishe.. soms ums 40 . csrt.,n .,,n,.
ach .n.c,.,,.t ~ 49,. =. 80,
~. go. -. 49,. 49,. 'n ~ '.e''
"e's RON '"e L~mos CAuo' FIRST one
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REPORTER who had orders to

kEfOftIEAIN " HO Dnu oSuotS w
n interview Enrioo Caruso. Of the
"A golden voice, went to tho Knick-
erbooker Hotel yesterday noon. He was
told by the singers valet that his master
was taking nap but would probably
see him at s o'clock II he would give
notice by telephone.
At o'clock the reporter went 10 \
telephone. Tho man who answered said
about what do you wish to talk with
Mr.. Carusog"
The reporter could hear the strains u
Celeste Aida" pealing through the room
back OF the man II the telephone. He
had the assurance therefore that the
tenor was at home.
II will tell Mr.. Caruso himself when
ne Il at liberty to come TO the tels-
phone" he said.
But ! am Mr.. Caruso." nd he man
at the other end Of the telephone.
II know better than that" said the
rsportss. Ut 10 Just because mutton
aaa4 ssrvasts W. xeaDsAe ". w. ~
The evening world., 1913-03-29
BY Mes Villars.
ar Tow TO become . Queen Of the
~ Tootiights!"

kk4 YOW 10 pOcOmo = SuoeH VI tHS
III To ..
make you . Stage Favorite!r
How to earn 5000 . week on the
staSs!!" &C.. 10.
Perhaps those are not the actual
words Of the numerous startling advsr-
tissmsnts designed TO catch the eye Of
are near enough to serve!
Besides don't want to feel that on
dark nights I run the risk Of hnding
the so-caiied theatrical ''pro6sssors'
waiting for mo round corners with
knives. sandbags. revolvens and all
sorts Of numerous implements. to put
an end to my bright young life lend
bad Ink spiiilns hAbitsD
In most adverdssmentA from those
dealing With poultry food to millinery.
tho foolish spender gets some tangible
return for her money! OF course the
poultry food may ktil the fowls and the
hat may ruin your eyesight but even n
such calamities happen you have had
some excitement about II II its only In
opening the parcels.
When you put down good money In
exchange for learning how to frolSc
before the footlights you don't see any
return. even whom You finally reach
your goal and ind yourself Blinking
At II! You haven't time 10 realise
you're there because. ten 10 one. you
arc making your bow at IN amateur
show and the gods in the gallery DON'T
allow amateur talent time for more
than ono blink before they turn per-
formers themselves and give limitations
Of a menaEerie broken loose.
on course II you are thinking of taking
up tho amateur business professionally.
30 to speak. there 10 some hope OF get
ting . return for your money and you
may finally became q lemon"
A lemon" 10 q star amateur.
At least, that 10 what ! gathered from
the Little Father Of the Amateurs.
whom hAt to-day! Name. Forester.
A Lemon" 10 also . performer who
Will stand for anything" she will lot
herself be hooked OF tho stage, car
ried out In . wheelbArrow, dragged OF
by three stagehands and negro call
boy. Then she will come back smilinS
ard ask for more
You can guess how popular she 10
With the Gallery Gods!
The Little Father OF the Amateurs
seems to have made quite a corner In
the business. But then he IL THE
energetic marvel. thlrty-iye years In
the profession as Observation-Disclosures
agent manager composer pianist
arranger OF music-producer-vau deviiis
perf0rmer-and theatrical promoter"
Fancy being all that and yet conde-
scend!ng To guide the faltering foot
steps OF a would-bs La Belle Sarah
Otero-Bernhardt,
I've mixed the names because that's
how such q lot Of STAKE aspirants
think OF 1t, not being sure which they
vlAh 10 acquire arst-tsisnt or pssrls