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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

ant. West Virginia. (Lctters from
his home via johnboat Ia Hickyilic.
KY. this week say the people There
aro-.nnt able. 1n see the POins) Hia
pateynal rooftTee n on the Ohio river
Heating around somewhere. pre-
sumably--and naturally AIR. stortz
knows some interesting anecdotes re-
lating 10 that stream.
1T was when I was living Ia q
shanty boat down near Portsmouth. =
Nald Mr.. Stortz. reminiscently. They
were trying TO dredge out the chan
mel much trouble having been ex-
perienced with sandbars and snags
one snag. as ! rememb1 II. cut a
steamer in twO 10 cleanly that they
simply glued her together again aud
she was as good an ever, Now IN the
ohio river there they have what Is
called the spoon-bili catfish. growing
az long as twenty feet, the moowlng
OF these curious creatures along tho
river at evening being familiar
sound In those attitudes. The idea
occurred TO me that these fish might
10 made very useful Ia man. SO l
captured one with lasso. put him
In pond back OF the house and
after some pains and much discour-
agement taught him 10 shovel with
his big spoonbill. He got No I could
SO out in the yard and yell Shovel"
and he would make the mud ny for
yards around
II gave demonstration 10 the
government and a. result got a
contract for rounding up, tanning and
training a crew of some four hundred
of the catfish. The government put
them 20 work dredging out the chan
mel, the marvelously intelligent iish
diving 10 the bottom OF the river.
bringing up each big double shovel
full of sand and mud la his wide
bin and depositing u quickly On the
bank by means OF a quick nirt Of the
tail In the water. II was wonder.
fui sight To watch these fish al work.
especially the larger ones. some OF
which we're az much AZ seventeen
feet long
Finally ] sold the secret Of train
ing them 20 the government for "a
neat sum and came 90 New Mexico.
understand Uncle sam rs employing
these fish for dredging purposes al
along the ohio at present"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

Albuquerque. ~. NJ, April 10, 1913.
To the egockholdera Of the Elks'
f,fnse Holding Company.
Notice IN herehy given that the nn-
Bunl meeting Of the Elks Lease Hold
ing Company viii be held on Thurs
day. April IL. lsts, at use D. M. IN
the Elks club Rooms. corner Fiftl'
street. ana Gold avenue. Albuquerque.
New Mexico. FOR the purpose Of elect
snE Ave directors.
A FUN financial statement will be
presented and the AFFAIRS OF the Com
patiy will be- discussed A fnil attend
ance D. desired n YOU cnnnot attend
Ia person please send your proxy a.
SOMEONE who viii be present
ny order OF the Board Of Directors
=. r. McCANNA.
Secretary.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12
No FREE WOOL var.

The wool growing industry In the
United states should cheer up. In
spite Of the bis noise hoing made %
about free wool free
wool hasn't materiaiised yea and the
thing for the wool men 60 DO In Now
Mexico as elsewhere n 70 strengthen
their organization and keep vigorous
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

A household remedy IN America for
2s years--l)r. Thomas Eclectic Oh.
For cuts. sprains. burns. scnlds bruls-
es. Csc and b0c. AZ all drug stores.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

After marriage the love-mlceobe "a
80 often either scorched ont by hot
words or ffo4en ous ~ cold kisacs.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

John u. Rockefciier used 10 be
spoken Of IN awesiricken tones a.
worth a billion dollars. but IN an au-
lhorltative statement not long ago his
wealth was put az not over $500
ooo. ooo ON nnal appraisal the estate
nf r. n. Hprriman amounted 10 less
thin hhif In dollars and cents the us
uyes given In forecasts at the time ~
his death. whether AR, Morgan left
sleO. 100000 or more or less, the
same g. true-rumor tends 10 run
ahead o. The facts when money
mawnate long IN the public eye rem
ders hts flnel accounting.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

uho makes love 20 oniy one woman
ag slme a an anias.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

Lots ~ women who ask for a "a
vorce for 'desettion" really want !
for diversion.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12
THE GOSPEL TRUTH
Interesting Iisilc Interviews
With sgcmbers ol the ANTI
Anamlns Club.

ut MAY sound
sort ~ hshy. but
IT'S the gospel
truth" said Frank
stortz, the wcil-
k n q W n secretary
Of the Eiks' lodge
and manager Of
the Elks thoater.
today. Mr.. stortz
comes originally
from Point Pleas
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

Some men are horn good. some
achieve good. and some are caught
with the goods ON them
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12
REFLECTIONS or : BACHE-
IOR GIRL.



who rs the girl for whom a man
would DO and die. and dare
Who h the girl who holds his heart
forever In her snare
To whom he's constant as the stars
The girl who doesn't care
who Ia the girl that haunts bis Soul
with yislonings 0f bliss;
who Is the girl whose Turing face
he never can dismiss?
Who is the girl he dreams aboutr
The girl he couldn't kiss
Who is the rare aud perfect girl no
never can forget
who Is the only flawless girl he's ever
known or met
who IL his Ideal Girlf" Alas fhe
girl he didn't get
This is the time of the year when
the average man IN 80 apt 20 nistaks
the love Of conquest for love of q
woman.
You can sometimes manage 10
keep your husbands material sell ~
the house evenings. hut ifs not much
satisfaction " his spiritual ego Keeps
wandering OF 20 the corner cate every
few minuteH.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

The man who makes love 10 an
women IL a varietist The man VINO
makes love "a several women al M"
same timo q fatahsti the man wh"
makes love 10 two women ~ inc
same time IN an 0pthnisl, bat the man
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-12

The click % the lawn mower IL
aRain heard In the land.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
HAD TO WE'D TO INHERIT,
HE CHOSE A WIDOW 0E IS.
John Spencer Turner Fulfils Condi-
tons and Returns to America to
Claim $4,000.

John Spencer Turner OF Rome. son and
principal heir Of John Spencer Turner.
a wealthy cotton merchant OF Brooklyn,
Is at the Hotel Belmont 10 claim the
1927 ,O0 inheritance due him according TO
the will of his father. The papers were
filed by Lawyer Charles l. McBurney
before Surrogate Ketc1am In Brooklyn
to-day.
The will left securities and money
In trust to the son. with the provision
that he should not have actual posses
sion Of anything but the income until.
he married. Last July when he was
forty-four years old he met Mrs
Helen Doty Compton IN London. She
was seventy-five years old ard tine
widow of a successful Kansas City
merchant. They were married by the
registrar OF Westminster In the pres
ence OF the American social colony.
Mrs. Turner died the day before
Christmas and Mr.. Turner has come
to this country to claim his full in
heritance.
The evening world., 1913-03-15

the Brooklyn management was forced
TO raise the ante OF seats. Consequently.
the 1,692 box seats will go at $50 a
throw. Admission to the top tier of the
grandstand Is 81. Seats in the lower
level go at 10 cents. Way out In left
field the bleacherite can sun his head
while watching the Superbas perform
for fifty cents. The National League
rules provide for Is cent seats, but Col.
Ebbets Is all at sea as to where he can
seat the plebeian rooters in his stadium.
Beachers out in centre field would mar
the beauty OF the grounds y'know. be-
sides interfering with the batters. A
few seats may be planted In right field.
but what's a poor fan going tc do In
these days OF the high cost Of baseball
ard other things.
Entrances to the various sections are
by means OF runways without steps and
the entire system is so smplined that
fans can get to their regular places
without any confusion. The manage
ment claims that a clear view Of the
diamond may be had from every seat
in the stards. Surely. the fans perched
hundreds " feet in the upper tier. will
get a birds eye view of the game.
Looking down from the top levels gives
one dizzy feeling. but then fans get
dizzy anyhow when the games close.
The playing field appears small be-
cause OF the overtowering appearance
, OF the stands. II will take Swat MILL
The evening world., 1913-03-15

will find their way to all parts of the
field. It's the feature OF the stadium.
and President Ebbets Is exceedingly
proud of the innovation.
Coming In the main entrance at Sull-
van street and Cedar place. the fans
viii fnd themselves in the big rotunda.
Beautiful marble runs eight feet up the
walls. and, take II from Col. Ebbets.
It's the real thing. Around the rotundA
(Ebbets sprang that word "rotunda" IN
every sentence) are twelve ticket offices.
at which admission may be purchased
for all seats in the stadium. Leading
away from there are sixty runways to
the boxes. grand-stand seats and the
bleachers. The idea OF the big inside
entrance to the temple is to do away
with crowding on the sidewalks No
matter how fast the Brooklyn rooters
come they can be accommodated inside
the monster vestibule. for II Is 10 feet
in diameter and there are nc posts to
obstruct progress
Once inside. the University Of the
stands Is likely to take ones breath
away Towering high are the double
deckers with row after row OF wooden
seats painted green. Except for a small
block OF seats out In left field the stands
are all covered. Starting from the right
field foul line the huge structures run
clear around to the left field line.
To build palatial ball park costs n
great deal Of morey and to get returns
The evening world., 1913-03-15
WASHINGTON SOCIETY GIRL
BRIDE OF A CHAUFFEUR.
Miss Middleton Eloped Last De
cember, but Marriage Was Kept
Secret Until To-Day.

WASHINGTON. March i5.-The old
story of a dashing chauffeur. n pretty
helress and 4 runaway match was rS
pcated to-day. and as "A result Mrs. An
ma Middleton. wealthy and prominent
In society. Is FRUSTRATED. while her
daughter. now Mrs william =. Shorty,
says dehantly that she "doesn'r care
what people say"
Storty's employer. G. II. Butler. DIN
cial reporter for the Supreme Court
lived two doors from tho Middleton
home. and shorty met Miss Middleton
while calling for him. The acquaint-
ance ripened rapidly. and Dec. II las,
Miss Middleton and shorty whirled on
to Alexandria, Va. and were married
on their return Mrs. shorty went "a
her mothers home and the marriage
did not become known until to-day.
Mrs. Storty's father was the late Lee
u. Middleton OF Newport and Wash
ington. Mrs Middleton declined "a
comment on the elopcment.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
WOMAN ACCUSES DOCTOR
FROM BED IN HOSPITAL.
Proprietor of Whitney Sanitarium
Held by Coroner on Patients
Ante-Mortem Statement.

pr. Frederick Waldo Whitney of No.
y West Sixtieth street. Manhattan. was
taken to-day to the Flushing Hospital,
where ne was identified by Mrs. Annie
Brassler OF No. l5 East Fourteenth
street, whitestone. as the man who
performed a criminal operation on her
at his sanitarium.
DR.. Whitney was arrested on a war
rant issued by Coroner Amber Of
Queens County. the warrant being based
on an affidavit and ante-mortem state
ment made by Mrs. Brassler.
The woman alleges that on Feb y
Ia st she went to DIR. Whitney's institu-
ton and was there operated on. She
remained five days and then returned
home. Her condition became worse and
she was taken to the Flushing Hospital
two days ago. Mrs, Brassler Is thirty
five years old.
Coroner Amber held DR.. Whitney
pending the outcome OF the case. Mrs
Brassler's condition is said to be
critical.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
COMMISSION AAN ARRESTED.
sauer Charged with Failing 10
Pay Farmers Full value.

Joseph p. Sauer OF No, $50 West One
Hundred and Twelfth street, who Is a
commission merchant with an once
at No. 293 Washington street, was ar
rested to-day on an indictment found
against him by the Grand Jury. charg-
ing him with petty larceny. 1t Is I'M
derstood that two Others were indicted
at the same time for the same orense
and their arrests are expected today
The offense charged against Sauer
IL that OF failing to pay to the upstate
producers of market merchandise the
full value OF the produce he sold for
them on commission. 1t Is charged that
Sauer is one OF ring of commission
merchants that has been defrauding
farmers and darymen through false
representa- OF values received by
the marketin OF their produce in New
York,
The evening world., 1913-03-15
GET 4 TEN CENT
BOX Of CASCARETs
Keep your liver and bowels
active and you feel bully
for months.

Put aside-just once tho Salts. Ca.
thartic Pills. Castor Oils or pursative
waters. which merely force passs seway
through the bowels. but do not thor
oughly cleanse. freshcn and purify these
drainage or alimcntary organs. and have
no effect whatever upon the liver and
stomach.
Keep your inside organs pure and
fresh with Cascarets, which Thoroughly
cleanse the stomach. remove the undi.
gested. sour and fermenting food and
foul gases. take the excess bile from the
liver and carry out Of the system oil the
constipated waste matter and poisons
in the intestines and bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you feel
great by morning. They work while you
slecp-never grippe. sickcn. and cost only
10 cents box from your druggist. Mil
lions Of men and women take a Csscarct
now and then and never have Headache,
Biliousness. Coated Tongue. Indigestion,
Sour Stomach or Constipated Bowels.
Cascarets belong in every household.
Children Just love 20 take them.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
Owner Ebbets Proud of New
Structure With Its Fine
Rotunda.

gan drive to clear the ferces. however.
for no homers can be made In the
stands.
Grass in the diamond Is already green
but the outfield needs considerable at
tcntion from the groundkeeper before
the Dodgers can open with the High
landers or. April 5. The outer gardens
excepting left field. look easy to play
and visiting players are going to have
tough job of 1t here. for the sun sink
ing behind the Prospect Park trees casts
a severe glare In that section.
After arranging Ter the construction
Of the steel stands ard for seats THAI
are larger than any others In ball parks.
Col. Ebbets went in strong for novelties
for his new stadium with the result that
fans will have the use OF check rooms.
loungng parlors. umbrella closets and
sun room. Reporters will have a
sanctum all their own on the promenade
and the different club cfficials have
spacious rooms that can all he thrown
into one whenever President Ebbets
gives his next dinner.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
NO GUILT SHOWN
AGAINST ANY ONE
IN EATON'S DEATH?
While Admiral May Not Have
Died From Natural Causes,
1t Is Said, Nobody Involved.

BROCKTON. Mass. March ia per-
son close to the family Of the late Rear
Admiral Joseph q. Eaton and interested
in the police Investigation of the sudden
death of the Admiral last Saturday.
expressed the opinion to-day that no
criminal action would result.
It was intlmated that while death
may have been accidental or otherwise
not due to natural causes. nothing tan
gible involving others had been de-
veloped by the authorities.
The investigation. however, was con-
tlnued to-day and Deputy Sheriff Cor
don and state officer Scott went to Nor
well, the home of the widow. During
last night these officers had a confer
ence at Rockland with Dlstrict-Attorney
Barker.
1t is thought possible that Mr.. Barker
will have a statement to make to-day.
He said that he would have something
to say this forenoon.
new turn has been given to the
ny 'h' athipii VI 1T.
Dessez OF the Charlestown Navy Yard,
who has called upon Medical Examiner
OsgoOd for report on the death Of
the Admiral. DR.. Osgood made the
autopsy. after which the stomach was
sent to the Harvard Medical School for
an examination Of the contents. The
medical examiner said that he would
furnish tho desired report and this win
be sent to tho Navy Department at
Washington,
1t is evident, from tho reports tina,
filter from the Eaton home. that Mrs
Eaton is heartily tired of the third
degree grill and that she will make O
determined EFFORT to have 1t stopped
/, is alleged that she Is In "A state OF
nervous collapse and that her bodily
troubles at the present time are du,
to this repeated questioning.
The officers having the case In hand
have been investigating several stories
which they refuse TO make public. They
are trying to find out where the late
Admiral secured his provisions. and they
are also investigating the possibility o.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
BOLD BANDITS HOLD
Up HORSE CAR IN
W|LDS OF WEST ST.
Horses and Four Passengers
Wake Up as Three "Bad
Men" Loot Conductor.

Bold bandits held up a horse car In
the wilds Of West street early to-day
and escaped with 50.
II is a new wrinkle in holcups. The
yeggs may explode safes on the east
side. the dapper young desperadoes CT
the Tenderlon rap their victims on the
bean with the lethal sandbag and be
whisked away In a two-cylinder Joy
wagon, and the seasoned crooks nail
the bank messenger In broad daylight.
bu 1t remained for the west siders to
pull of holdup worthy OF the name.
David Harum" Walsh was going
north in West street on the front of his
car. trying to keep the somnolent horses
awake.
"Giddap." he shouted as he poked
vigorously at one. all the street car
horses having become too blase to pay
attention to a whip. The four doing
passengers lurched forward as the car
seemed actually to move.
On the back platform James Gilman
tin. tyenty-eisht, of No. $50 West For
ty-eighth street. the conductor. jingled
the change in his pocket and whistled
Mother Machere."
Suddenly hive brawny men darted
from Perry street and stood across tbs
track. The horses sat back on theii
launches. as they always should d.
when they figure in robbery. and tn,
car creaked To Il stop.
Four of the men drew revolvers. and
one took out his knife.
mo need to cut the harness. Slim
another protested. These critters
ain't going TO run; they can't"
Tina highWaymen gWOODed around .,
the rear of the car and one got g
strange hold on Gilmartin to keep h,a
from calling for help
The others jabbed him with the muz
zles OF their weapons, while the on,
doing the strnngiing act reached In Gil
martins pocket and took every coin h,
had, amounting to about SO.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
$4,000 Can Be Accommodated
at New Home of
Dodgers.
-HE Dodgers new $4,000 baseball

THE Dodgers new $4,000 baseball
home is completed. After a few
. more finishing touches to the
stands and playing field Ebbets Stadium,
constructed Of steel, cement and BRICK
to seat 10000. will be thrown open to-
morrow for inspection. and the Brook
lyn fans will then have an opportunity
Of seeing what owner Ebbets calls the
handsomest and best equipped ball park
in the country
At the junction Of Bedford avenue.
Sullivan street and Cedar place, an im-
posing semi-clrcular pile Of stone and
brown brick meets the eye. The struc-
ture looks like a huge museum. but one
step inside and you can't go wrong
about the buildings purpose after a
peep at the tremendous stands.
Col Ebbets sprang a big surprise In
the erection OF his new plant by build
ing an immense marble rotunda at the
main entrance, through which the fans
The evening world., 1913-03-15
HOLLOW HORN BEAR,
BIGGEST SIOUX CHIEF,
DIES IN WASHINGTON
Brave Stricken With Pneu-
mOnia While on Visit for the
Inauguration.

WASHINGTON. March i5.-itoll,w
Horn Bear. big chief OF the Sioux In
dams on the Rosebud. South Dakota,
Reservation. and probably most famous
OF all Sioux chieftains, died here early
to-day Of pneumonia.
Far from his tcpee and his prairies In
Rosebud. =. D.. the aged brave. who
came here TO offer the White Father
the pledge OF peace OF his people. turned
his eyes toward the happy hunting
grounds. and sm,linsly went 10 sleep
In a little hotel on Pennsylvania ave-
nue., stolid and silent to-day sat a
group OF Indians who came here Tor the
Inaugural parade with their Chief. NUT
tering In sorrowful gutturals over the
death OF the man they loved and re-
vered. For Hollow Horn was more than
known as THE best of good Indians"
For week Hollow Horn had battlcd
with pneumonia. For time yester-
day Il looked rs though he would win
out. lie rallied temporarily when gray
haired Capt. william II. Wilcox. who
thirty-seven years ago fought aga'ns,
Hollow Horn and earned the Chiefs
respect and admiration. came on
especially from New York to see his
friend. The Sioux leader at one time
saved Wilcox's life.
Hollow Horn Bear was n model
Indian. lie taught his tribe to accept
the best habits OF tho white man and tc
become civilized The dead Chief
tain was sixty-four years of axe. His
body will be sent to Rosebud this after
noon.
The evening world., 1913-03-15

RUTLAND. VT. March i5.-George
e. Chalmers, President Of the Rutland
business Mems Association. under
went a peculiar operation here yester-
day for the removal of button from
his nose. which ne had pushed into II
when a child. hfty-four years ago. The
button was found to have become 80
encrusted that II had Increased from
a Quarter-inch to an inch In diameter.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
BIG BOMB EXPLOSION
SCARES Is FAMILIES;
ONLY DAMAGE TO BOMB
Terrific Noise Shocks Entire
Neighhorhood; a Little
Wood Torn Away.

Here's bomb explosion that was a
failure, for II was full Of business and
dynanite when II was laid on the steps
leading into the basement Of Nos 81 and
80 East one Hundred and Ninth street.
twenty-six families. but in tho basement
is the barber shop OF Paul Bl~iberg.
who seems to have been the man the
bomb was after.
There was n terrific noise when the
explosion occurred ana every member
OF the twenty.slx families came rushing
down tho stairs. Other families In the
nclghborhooj also took an early start.
tho explosion took place. Some Of the
woodwork Of tho steps was torn away
and a small hole was punched In tho
door OF the barber shop. An export
estimated that tho damage would not
amount To more than 20 cents.
Policeman Mason OF tho East One
Hundred and Fourth street police sta
ton picked up some Of the fragments
Of the bomb and will have them exam
ined by the Bureau of Combustiblcs
The gas pipe that was used for ths
covering OF the explosive was "a It'll,
more than two inches In diameter. The
plug was found intact and that wa
two Inches In diameter.
Bicibcrg has occupied tho premises
for seven weeks. Before he moved II
The evening world., 1913-03-15

his securing drugs. The drug stores n
bingham have been visited by the on
GERS, 10 1t is reported. and even Scituate
has been visited with the hope Of tracing
some past purchases What the result
OF the investigation may reveal the off,
GERS alone know. and they refuse to tell
The evening world., 1913-03-15
PUBLIC
DANGER
You Cannot Afford to
Miss Reading This.

We believe it is our duty to inform
the public that the majority OF fatal
cases Of pneumonia are caused by the
patient taking for cold some so-called
cough cure which depends upon pois-
onous drugs for its effect.
These drugs deaden the nerves and
stop secretion along the breathing tract
that causes pneumonia.
Father Johns Medicine cures colds
and throat and lung troubles without
the use Of poisonous drugs. II is not n
patent medicine, nor cough syrup, but a
body builder-an eminent specialist pre-
scribed it for the Rev. Fr. John O Brien
,oi Lowell. Mass. fifty yesrs ago.
The evening world., 1913-03-15

my head daily with Cuticura Soap and rub
btng my s,Alp With the Cuttura Olntmentit
bcraano hotter and my hair started 10 grow
again. In about four months thcro wns .
grvat Improvement. and IN ycar's time
WAS c,rrcd through tho use Of CuticurA Soap
and Ointn,ent" (sisncd) Mrs. L. Botlc.
May IL, 1912.