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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
THE BOSTON ORCHESTRA
A Musical Joke on a Musical
Joker.

n ls probable. ~ least. that Or. Muck
INDUCED iu Mephstophelian smile.
which would much teht him, when he
arranged the programme for the concert
which the Boston symphony Orchestra
gave under his direction in Carnegie Hall
YESTERDAY afternoon. After Sinding
symptoms in y minor. which We have
been inclined 10 receive seriously and ad-
mire because of its obvious sincerity DIT
Muck gave us Cd novelty i'm tho shape OF
symphonic piece by a Bohemian COM
poser named Mraczek. Il was frankly
announced on the programme as a bur
lesquc" after the famous comic stories
and pictures by Wilhelm Busch entitled
Max und Moriiz" but. a. was intlnated
bv the genial Mr.. Hale in his programme
notes. the Joke went further than that.
Mr. or Herr or Pan MracZek's music Is
an elaborate joke OF Richard strauss 10
whom il Processes 10 be 'reverentially
dedicated. n 10 las any purpose in this
world 10 is to poke fun AZ that musician.
whom. II must boz confessed "a large part
of the world is inclined 10 think Of las
another large part thinks OF the cubists
iu painting as habitualy occupying the
attitude attributed to some OF the ancient
oracIes-with his tongue in his cheek.
Herr Strauss wrote a capital bit Of hui
uorous music-perhaps the best thing he
has ever done-and called IL after TIL
Eulcnspicgcl His rcverent or irreverent
imitator las written another piece scarcely
less comicaL bat far less clever anc has
called il "AlaN unu Moritz." II it were
not So obviously farcical the composition
might call into court for judgment the
whole question of tile limitations Of music
and tho boundaries OF the proSrammauc
arr. car must. pr ought IL. attempt TO
describe four fowls pulling at as many
ends of an interSnotted string. can music
depict the theft OF the roasted fowls 10y
means of lin" and hook let down the
chimney Can music describe how It
plank bridge was weakened by sawlug
so that "a woud-bc passenger over IT was
plunged into "A brook, Can music tell Of
IN. troubles caused to a sleepy man 10y
bugs surreptitiously inserted In ms ped
Granted that since all German village
schoolmasters sit on the organ beuch Ih
church on Sundays. must We recognize thar
a fuguo may be used under circumstances
To characterize a village schoolmaster.
Is it likely procedure in America where
village schoolmasters do not play the
organ on sundays? And 50 ON. and so on.
To enjoy fully tho music which Or. Muck
gave us Yesterday ii was necessary 10
know all about the amusing pranks oil
Max and Mcritz and to believe that they
can be portrayed. or suggested. by de-
vices familiar to composers. That knowl-
edge was the possession. possibly OF
few score of the listeners Why. then
was so much time sacrificed which might
have been made enjoyable to the many
only a few score appreciated and enjoyed
the Joke on Strauss. But for these II was
a Joke brilliantly carried out.
The other numbers besides the sym
phonv already mentioned, were lAszt
.'AIephisto Waltz" and Dukas's LAP
rrenti Sorcier''--two other musical JOKES
Evidently Dr. Muck is "A humorist.
w. Il. *.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23

try place OF Mrs. William II. Bradford.
ST. and Mr.. and Mrs. Lindsay FAIRFAX.
MI. and Mrs. Gould will build a villa on
the property They have arrived al the
curtis Hotel
Miss Helen l.. Butler. of New York. is
visiting her sister. Mrs. John swami. at
Stockbridge Mrs Swami has leased her
villa to New York people for the season.
DIR. and Mrs. +. s. Gere. OF New York,
have bought the Duffy place in Stock
bridge and will remodel it,
The marriage of Mrs. Alden Sampson.
Of New York. and Charles II. Wilson OF
Pittsfeld. will take place in the First
Church in Pittsfield, OF Saturday. April
.. at noon.
Miss Georgiana Sargent who has been
at the Curtis Hotel. has gone to New
York.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
JOHNSTONE-SEAMAN.

Glen Cove, Long Island. March Z2.-Le-
roy William Johnstone. n jeweilel in New
York city. and Miss Mae Elizabeth Sea-
man. daughter of Howard Seaman. an
old resident of this place. We're married
this evening in ST Paurs Episcopal
Church by the Rev. ]. ". Garmack
Raymond c. Ward. If New York city.
was best man, and Miss Adelaide Sea-
man. a sister OF the bride. was brides
maid. Harry Seaman. her brother and
Donald II. Lloyd of New York city We're
ushers. There was reception at the
home OF the bride following the ceremony.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
JULIUS c. FITZGERALD.

Word was received in Newark last
night of the death yesterday AT the
Masonic Home al Burlington OF julius g..
fitzgerald. Mr. Fitzgerald, VINO was sew
euty-nve years OLD. was formerly a law
YER IN Newark lie was a Democratic
state leader. and at one time was proml-
nently mentioned for Governor He served
here as an alderman. and was also elect
ed TO the Legislature. His death was
caused by a complication OF diseases
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
ENGAGEMENTS ANNOUNCED.

The engagement is announced Of Miss
Charles owens daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
John : owens. OF Atlanta. to Edward T..
Hall. son OF Mr. and Mrs Edward J. Hall,
of Morristown. y J. Mr.. Hall is a gradu-
ate Of Yale 90. The wedding will take
place IN June.
Mrs. John Van Schaick. Of No. T. East
3lSt street and Huntington. Long Island.
announces the engagement OF her daugh-
ter. Mildred &C. Arthur Gwynne. son of
the Rev. Or and Mis-. Walker Gwynne. OF
summit. y. J.
Rutser Bleecker Jcw,,t gave a dinner
last night To announce the ,ugasement of
his sister. Miss Katharine Stauc; Jewett
10 Daniel Rowland. of Hope Il. J. Miss
Jewett is the Youngest daughter OF the
late Rev Or. Edward II. Jcwett. OF Chef
sea Square and niece of former Gov
ernor Horatio Seymour
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
OBITUARY NOTES.

george HARRIS SOWDON. who had
bcon engaged IN the fur business III New
York fer forty years, died Of apopleXy last
night at his nome. at NO. 70 Highland ave-
nue.. lie was siXty-seven years old. For
merIy he was with Thomas Whitcomb a
Bros. and later in business at No 5T
broadway. He leaves "a wife son and
a daughter
FREDERICK b. JAMES. OF No. 80 Car
roll street Yonkers. y. Y. who was pay
mo teller OF the Hanover National Bank.
in Manhattan died at his nome last nie NJ
of diabetes He was thirty-nine years old.
He had been with the Hanover Bank
about twenty-five years.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
SIGMA CHS TO ENTERTAIN ABE.

The New York chapter of The sigma Chi
fraternity will hold lis annual dinner on
Tuesday evening at the Hotel Manhattan.
Thomas Ewing. jr.. will he POSTMASTER.
and among the guests will be George AIDE,
mast grand consul and playwright. and
" q. Uennings. OF the ~. Louis alumni
chapter
A feature Of the dinner VIII be an Nus
trated talk by Roy Andrews. who VIII tell
about his experiences on his two trips
around the world Mr.. Andrews Will ac-
company vilhjalmar Stefansson. the dis
coyerer of the blond Esquimaus, on his
next trip to the Far North.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
WILLIAM HEATH BARNARD.

Nsbury Park. y. j.. March civilian
Heath Barnard. postmaster OF AsDurS
Park, died AT his home here this after
noon from Brights discas. He was
thrty-eight years old.
Mr.. Barnard was a graduate Of Prince
ton University. having been classmatc
of Big Bill" Edwards. Street CLEANING
Commissioner OF New York city. He was
haIfback on Princetons football team
from 1891 to 1895 during which time the
Tigers twice defeated Yale
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
MORE ILLNESS AT OPERA
Nine. Alien Replaces Nine
Gadski in "Meistersinger."

Indsposition appears To be all preva-
lent at the Metropolitan Opera House. II
was Nine. Gadski who was taken Ill yes
terday. and as result Nine. Bella Alien
sang Eva i'm Die Meistersinger" In the
evening, and sang ii with charm and
acted IL with u sweet graciousness that
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
IN THE BERKSHlRES.

by Telegraph 10 The Tribune
ienc1 March 22.-Mr and Mrs. j. Gard
lef Gould, Of South Orange. y. j.. have
bought Of William H. Bradford OF Paris.
ms estate Of sixty acres on the Pittsfield
road. which sdjoins Wayside. the coun-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
THE DAY SHE CELEBRATES.

itan directors for finally bringing y on,
tie added that the composers are deao-
wood until they get performers TO bring
the work TO light. Pasquale Amato, ne
said. gave "A life Of vitality beyond his
hope to the character he had imagined.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23

40 Mrs. Douglas Robinsin. Mrs. Henry
,.,uard Mrs. j. Borden Hartman. Mrs.
,forr,s X. Jesup Mrs. J. Frederic Tams.
Mrs. Payne Whitney, Mrs. J. Rich Steers,
Mrs Winthrop Burr. Mrs William Man
zoe Mrs. Charles l.. Tiffany. Mrs. Ar
,bur II. Scribner. Mrs. Nathaniel b. Pot
GOV Mrs william *. Draper. Mrs. Dudley
Davis. Mrs. Charles 7. Roe, Mrs. Robert
Brewster and Mrs Lindsey Tappin.
A concert for the benefit Of the Art
workers club for Women will be given
On Monday afternoon. April :. at the
bouse of Mrs. John Henry Hammond No
q East 9lst street The artists will be
Mrs. Henry Ray Dennis G-illa Ormond),
ernest Schelling and Francis Rogers
Tickets. at s. each. may be obtained from
Mrs. Francis Rogers, secretary. at the
Art Workers Club. No PA West 5sth
street
The Womens Auxiliary OF the Univer-
.itv settlement has arranged an auction
fridge the dansant and gymkhana for
.bc afternoon Of April 10. at the Plaza
rhe proceeds from the entertainment are
% 20 toward the maintenance Of the
summer camp conducted by the auxiliary.
AZ Montclar. y j.. for the girls and
mothers of the settlement. Last summer
nearly three hundred children received
he benefits of "A two-weeks' vacation at
.he camp. The officers of the auxiliary
are Mrs. James Speyer. Mrs. Joseph How
land. Mrs John X. Macarthur, Mrs.
George T. Shrady, Miss Edith Kendall
and Mis-, Gladys Stout.
For the amusement Of the children at
the entertainment there will be a Punch
and Judy show and three-leeged and sack
races The dancing will take place in the
large ballroom. A special room has been
sci aside for the bridge players
Mrs Franklin Mott Warner viii give "a
luncheon Of eorty at the Ritz-Carlton to-
morrow for Mrs. Arthur Murray Dodge.
Il will be followed by dancing. for which
about loo additional guests have been in
yited
Mrs George Macculloch Miller will give
q dinner on Thursday at her house in
Madison avenue.
Miss Leary will give a the dansant Oh
TUESDAY at her house in Fifth avenue FOR
The Young women who are to take part III
the floral fete Of the the dansant TO be
given on Friday at the Ritz-Carlton
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Coppel returned
10 New York Yesterday from California
Mr. and Mrs. Frank l. Polk returned TO
New York Yesterday from Palm Bean
Nr. and Mrs. l.. Horace Gallaun and
Mr. stephen II. T.. Pell were among
ttose who sailed for Europe Yesterday
MI. Rowland Ames Robbins will give
am auction bridge party on April .. at her
house. NJ. oJS Fifth avenue.
Nj and Mrs. Ledyard stevens left to"n
Yesterday for Southern Pines. y. c., TO
remain until the end OF next month.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
BROTHER EuLooIUs's FUNERAL.

The funeral Of Brother Eulogius. d.
rector OF DE la Sale Institute. who died
on Friday. will be held at the institute
tomorrow at ! 0 a. m.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
UNDERTAKINGS.
CEMETERIES.

FRANK T.. CAMPBELL, PALS Yves, c3d
81, Chapels. Private Rooms Private Ambu-
lances. Tel. 1924 Chelsea.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
In Washington Society.

The Vice-President and Mrs Marshall
l,n this morning for Springfield, Mass
where M Marshall Will deliver an adj
orcs. before tho members of the Young
Mems Christian Association tomorrow
They viii return here carly boz the week
Tie Postmaster General and MIS- Burle-
Son were the guests for whom ex-senator
and Mrs John T.. Henderson entertained
al dinner tonight Their other guests
were senator ana Mrs. owen, Senator and
Airs shepard Senator and Mrs. Poin-
dexter. Mr. and Mrs Franklin MacNeagh,
General and Mrs George NJ Gillespie.
Colonel and Mrs SymOnds, Mr. and Mrs
James Brown scott. Mrs. Burton Harri-
son. Ms Biodget. Mrs. Matthew T. Scott
Mrs. John A. Logan. John Barrett Colo
mel Blddle and John b. Henderson. Jr
Franklin Roosevelt. Assistant Secretary
Of the Navy. hae taken the residence OF
his cousin, Mrs. William Sheffield Cowles'
in street under lease for several
years
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23

The President and Mrs Wilson have
issued cards for dinner on "Wednesday.
Aprn ec. in honor of the members of the
cabinet and their wives.
Mrs Wilson sent card. 20 the news
aaper women OF Washington to-day. in
wiling them TO the White House for tea
next Thursday.
The President and Mrs. Wilson have
taken one OF the boxes at the Columbia
Theatre for the performance 10 be given
on April for the benefit Of the George
Washington University Hospital.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
WASHINGTON.
Az the White House.

From The Tribune Bureau
Washington, March -.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23

THE WOODLAWN CEMETERY.
233d ST. BY Harlem Train and by Troiis7,
Ofce. 20 East 23d ST.. y. Y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
The Cabinet.

The secretary Of State and Mrs. Bryan
Win 20 to the New Willard on their re-
turn on March % and will remain there
for April on May ] they will take
possession Of the old Logan home. Caiu-
met place. which they leased before start
ING West.
The Secretary of the Navy and Mrs.
Daniels will leave here on April ] Tor
Tangier Sound. Lower Chesapeake Bay
where tho Secretary viii witness target
practice by vessels of the Atlantic feet.
Mrs. Garrison. wife Of the Secretary OF
War. joined her husband here to-day
Mrs Rcdfeld. wife Of the Secretary OF
Commerce. viii join the Secretary here
'u April d.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23
Th- Diplomatic Corps.

The French Ambassador and Nine. JUS
seraad will entertain t" enty -four guests
~ dinner tomorrow in compliment TO the
French officers who are mere 70 determine
Inc difference If time between the EiheI
Tower. iu Paris. ana the Naval Observ-
atory mere.
The Brazilian naval aJtacht is being
CONGRATULATED ON his promotion to the rank
of Lieutenant commander
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-23

South Manchester. conn. March
II Walter B. cheney. in bis 4sih year Fu-
neral az South Manchester, Monday, Marcn
-. p NJ.
CLOKE-On Friday. March y. 1915, ar he'
rcsidsn,. No ~. Ciermont ave. BrOoHl'n.
-Usn Cloke ,nte Finn solemn requiem
mass "A, st Johns Cathedral Chapel a.
MnnlAN. az ~ q. NJ.
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). Thew are filed with the Holv

5. They are filed with the Holy
Ghost.
6. They speak with divers tongues.
z. Men of all nations are gathered
to hear them.
8. Filled with zeal, the Apostles
preach to them.
9. Three thousand souls are added
to the Church.
10. The Holy Ghost fills our souls
with grace.
w. The Assumption.
1. Mary dies.
2. The Apostles are gathered round
her.
8. The third day her soul is reunit-
ed to her body.
A. Our Lord takes His Mother to
heaven.
5. The angels COME forth to meet
her.
6. The Father receives His beloved
daughter.
Z. The Son welcomes His Mother
to His kingdom.
8. The Holy Ghost receives His
Spouse.
9. She is exalted to the highest
place in heaven.
10. She is the Mother and Advo-
cate of Christians.
v. The Coronation of Our Lady.
1. God gives to Mary the reward
of her holy life.
2. She is crowned for her mistaken
faith.
8. She is crowned for her firm
hope.
4. She is crowned for her ardent
love of God.
5. She is crowned for her deep
humility.
6. She is crowned for her bound
less charity.
Z. She is crowned for her patience.
8. She is crowned for her exact
obedience.
9. She is crowned above the angels
and saints.
10. She teaches us to labor ear
nestly for the crown God has promised
us.
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A SAINT FOR THE WEEK.
ST. JOHN

st. John was born in 1885, at Capis-
trano in the kingdom of Naples. At
the age of thirty the loss of his wife
and an unjust Imprisonment opened
his eyes to the vanity of the world,
and he entered the Franciscan con-
vent at Perugia. On one meal a day,
except when a particularly fatiguing
journey obliged him to take a slight
collation., and with his nights rest cur
tailed to three or four hours sleep
upon bare boards, he preached
throughout Italy, Austria, Poland, and
Hungary for nigh forty years. Seven
thousand Hissites were prevailed upon
by him to abjure their heresy, and in
one sermon he converted a hundred
and twenty young men and sent them
into religion. His audience sometimes
amounted to a hundred thousand per-
sons. He delivered himself in such
sort that even those who could not I'M
derstand his language we're moved to
amend their lives. In 1856, at the age
of seventy-one, he confronted the tri-
umphant Turkish forces on the banks
of the Danube, with some 10000 cru
saders, enlisted by himself, mostly of
the poorer sort, half armed, but brim-
full of zeal, and brought by his exhorta-
tons to a state of almost religious dis
cipline. These he led on, crucifix in
hand, and shouting the name of Jesus,
and won a complete victory against
overwhelming odds. He died soon
after, worn out by his exertions; his
one grief being that he was not found
worthy of m~artyrdom.
st. John Capistran's great sermons
generally ended in his healing the sick
that were brought to him. At one SER
mon in Vienna he healed twenty per-
sons. ITO this end" to use st. Greg
ory's words, "was this c~oruscation of
visible miracles, that they might draw
the hearts of beholders to believe in
what they did not see, in order that
through the display of an external
miracle some understanding might be
obtained of the greater miracle with
in"
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committed in the courts Of justice,
when witnesses testify falsely; some
times for the purpose of avoiding pun
ishment, other times with the foolish
idea of saving a neighbor from the
threatened punishment of the law, To
swear against justice is to promise
with an oath a thing that is evil and
unjust To swear against judgment
and discretion is to swear without be-
ing obliged to or without serious and
legitimate cause. The oath is a relig-
GUS and serious act and should not be
abused. Little attention is given to
the oath today because many people
have lost the sense of religion and re-
spect for God.
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1t is not always the man who never
fell who deserves the ~plaudits at the
goal. 1t is so often the n who was
down, yet had the courage to get up
and try to make a good finish to the
race-a little mud-stained, a little bat
tered, a little Scared, perhaps-but
with the unbeaten spirit that strug-
gled on, Indifferent to the jeers or
plaudits of the crowd, bent only on
reaching the goal, with the spirit in
him still making a good fight.
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THE GLORIOUS MYSTERIES.
The Resurrection.

l.. The Resurrection.
1. Jesus rises from the dead the
third day.
2. His soul is reunited to His body.
8. His body is transformed and glo-
rifed.
A.. He conquers sin and death.
< He confounds His enemies.
G He appears to His Holy Mother.
z. He shows Himself to st. Mary
Magdalen.
8. He appears to His disciples.
q He shows His wounds to st
Thomas.
10. He teaches us to lead a new
rfe-a life that is according to the
teaching of our faith.
II. The Ascension.
/ Jesus appears to Our Lady and
His disciples on Mount Olivet.
Q. He gives them His last instruc
tons.
3 He sends them to preach to the
whole world.
4. He lifts up His hands and
blesses them.
5. He ascends into heaven.
6. The angels welcome their King
Z. He sits at the right hand of His
Father.
s. He is our advocate in heaven.
9. He prepares a place there for us
10. He teaches US to hope fol
heaven, and to desire heavenly things
III. The Descent of the Holy Ghost
/. Mary and the Apostles prepar'
for the coming of the Holy Ghost
2. Jesus sends the Holy Ghost OF
the day of Pentecost.
8. A mighty wind fills the house.
4. Fiery tongues rest on Mary am
the Apostles.
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THE HOLY HOUR.

Oh, little lamp that glows before the
shrine
o Christ the Lord, here in the chapel
dim,
1 would the t~ireless constancy were
mine,
Wherewith your radiance serves
and honors Him.
Oh, little lamp! your ~steadfast wor-
ship shames,
My hours of deep encouragement
and doubt,
When fitfully with love my heart up
flames,
And then in dark f~orgetfulness goes
out.
Denis A. McCdrthD.
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c~oNsEcRATED SORROW.

"Let us bury our bitter sorrows
Deep in His Sacred Heart,
And think what a blessed thing it is
To have in His sorrows a part"
pure Heart of our Sweet Mother!
To thee be thanks and praise,
For all the tender mercies
That crown my nights and days"
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ITO the servant of God nothing
should be disp1easing save sin. And
no matter in what way anyone may
sin, if the servant of God is troubled
or angered-except this be through
charity-he treasures up guilt to him
self."-St. Francis OF Assist.
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THIRD SUNDAY r


EPIsTLE: But II thy enemy
be hungry, give him to eat; If
he thirst, give him to drink; for
doing this thou shalt heap Goals
of fire upon his head.
GOSPEL: And Jesus said to
the centurion, Go, and as thou
hast believed, so be 1t done to
thee; and the servant was healed
at the same hour.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-11-12
DEATH LEAP PREVENTED.
Policeman Holds Woman Bent on
Drowning Herself.

Policeman Boyan of the Bedford ave.
nue. station, Williamsburg. intercepted
Mrs. Helen Cromer. the wife OF John
'romer. 4 cooper, of No. Isl Wy;he
avenue. early to-day, The woman. wlto
was dressed In her nightclothes. tough,
violently 20 reach the East River. O
block away. out Began held her unit
her husband and others who were cnas
ing her came to his aid They sala
she had several times tried to jumi
from the window OF her apartment dur,
ms the night.
Mrs. Cromer was taken to the ob.er.
walton ward Of Kings County Hospital
by Dr. Carmel OF Williamsburg Hos
pital. He thought she was temporarily
insane.
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PARKER SENDS REGRETS.
EA-Judge Can't Attend AnaniRs
club Dinner at Bismarck.

Ex-Judge Alton Il. Parker 10 a little
chary about the third annual meeting Of
the .tnanias Club to he held in Bis
narck. :. OAK. next Saturday evening
The Judge although invited, will not
attend. He has sent a telegram to Col
Ben @. Whitehead. who is to be toast
master, saying:
Regret that busy days and distance
compel my absence from the banquet of
the Ananias Club. Am constrained to
warn my fellow culprits no, to presume
on absence OF the founder In foreign
lands and cut loose. Any one SO offend
ing will receive the third degree when
hs comes back"
Accordinato a programme OF the fes-
'iviues the following topics will be dis
cussed: THIRD District Liars" sep
TENDER Morns," "Ananias Brothers"
Some Other Liars" Walton vs.. MIN
rod. What Gen. Sherman said
"Bucking the Pass and Passing tn.
Buck