Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-30
JUNE


They were very sweet and kind,
But they re obdurate, find,
In California.
Do you think there'll be war,
Billy B, Billy B?
Do you think there'll be war,
Charming Billy?
No, | do not think there will:
How Japan could pay the bill
With badly busted till,
! can't imagine.
Are you pleased with your job,
Billy B, Billy B?
Are you pleased with your job.
Charming Billy?
I'm so happy. I'm afraid
! make all the speeches made,
And / wouldn't. truly, trade
With anybody.
June. gets it's name from Juno, who
was queen OF the gods. 1t was origin
ally the fourth month of the year. but
this brought matrimony in so early
that brides complained OF the cold,
and Numa made it the sixth month.
June has had great many adj
mirers, but none other like Caeser.
When Caesars reign began there
were 90 days in June. He thought
there ought to be more June days,
and added one, making it 80. 1t is
as little as we can do on the last day
of June to think kindly of Caeser,
without whom we were else in July.
Though a very fierce and warlike
man, he had nice soft side to him,
and was not insensible to the bland
ishments of this beautiful month. He
could lay in the green grass with any
of them and watch the feecy cloud
fleets cruising the sky. He was ass
assinated in his prime. or he would
have made it 81 days.
There is no other season quite
So soft and beautiful as June.
When the magic of moonlight
night
Makes every body want to spoon.
The lover drumming his guitar
Will steal around beneath the
trees.
And many sweet and tender bal
Will lightly float upon the breeze.
The naughty spinster, once so shy.
Will chase the men around the
block,
The distant reaches of the sky
Will burgeon like the hollyhock,
The bachelor who always ran
Will feel his heart begin tt
thump,
And the widow will locate her mar
And land him with run ant
jump.
The wedding march from Lobengrii
will lift its strains upon the air, anC
the fierce man-hater, backing in
will drag enc captive by the hair
TIE Nidower. with children four, viii
hide them while he finds mate, tn
Remote will yearn for more ,adven
lures in that blest estate, the turtl
dove will bill and coo upon the higI
and bending limb, the loving trouba
dour will WOO where Loves own igh
is low and dim, the tender pressur
of the breeze will sentimentalize tn
scene, and the minister will save hi
fees and buy himself a limousine.
The golden beauty of the whea
will gid the valleys and the hills
and the blithe brown thrasher vii
repeat few of Tetrazzin's thrills
The festive calf will show US wha
the tango looks like out of doors
and the hired man will blow his cot a
O'Clock to do the chores. TIL
clucking hen. somewhat amazed. wi
tend the incubator's brood. the weed
the gardener has raised will wage
vegetable feud. the extra session wi
debate the mystic mazes of finance
and the sweet young lady gradual
will point the highway of advance.
The boy will find the swimmln
place and show the fellows how
tread, and his father. white and ster
of face, will pilot him behind tn
shed. The din of discipline will ris
upon the warm and blamy air, an
erring youth will vocalize its Jeremia
of despair. The hopeful heiress wi
depart, with tugs to tow her down II
bay. to lay her fortune and her hea
before such titles as she may. the POI
school teacher will produce the pri,
of one whole summer tour. the BE-
will sip the honied juice from prett
flowers and demure, the breath
summertime will kiss the fresh ar