davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Now it remains to be seen II the
parcel postman will give heed to the
apartment building sign: All pack
ages must be delived in the rear"
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Three Alaskan legislators have to
travel 1000 miles by dog sled to at
tends session. They at least, will
earn their mileage
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Paris boasts a woman with a
triple personality. Still, the average
American woman can change her mind
much faster than that.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

A Worcester hynotist, defendant in
n divorce suit, claims that his wife
said look at me-" and "bifed" him
ON the nut" Trying to knock some
sense into him, perhaps.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Now comes an expert who says au-
tomobile riding gives a person fiat
feet. But that probably isn't as an
noying as sflat tires.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

''How to Keep Warm Without Fire"
is the caption Of an article written
by a physician. 1t is suspected that
he is simply boosting business.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

One octogenarian in Boston says the
only rule he knows for long life is
this: Keep your temper and don't
worry"
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Approximately 175,000,O00 persons
travelled in the London tubes last year
What proportion sat down?
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Boston papers are making a great
stir over the discovery of an unkissed
girl But they have not printed her
picture.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Indiana raised 100000 bushels of
onions last year. If there is anything
IN Hetty Green's theory. Indiana
should be a mighty healthy state.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

A canon of an English church has
written farce that is said to be a
corker Evidently he hit the bulls
eye.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Sweden exported 35,000,OOO pounds
of matches during the last six months.
No other country is a match for that
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Three Princeton students have
opened a shop to shine shoes. Shoe
shines are preferable to monkey
shines any time.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

A woman remarks: THE best hus-
bands are the most accomplished
liars" They've had experience.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

All Of the new counterfeit money is
in the shape of SIS and $40 bills. We
should worry.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead Of weaken:
they enrich the blood instead of impover-
ishing it; they enable the stomach to get all
the nourishment from food that is put into
it Price rs cents. All Druggists
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14
Drowned in Pond at lola sanitarlum.

Drowned In Pond at lola Sanitarium.
lola. Kan.-William Sutcliffe, GO
years old. was drowned in a pond al
the sanitarium of his brother, DR.. J.
Sutcliffe, here. Sutcliffe walked along
the ponds bank, which caved in un-
der his weight. He recently came to
lola from Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Tho Brazilians make beautiful lace
from the fiber of the bannas. Rather
a delicate food stuff, though.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

A Kansas City parson says that the
turkey trot causes divorces. Hitting
q fast trot like that always does.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Pittsburg has started an anti-noise
crusade. Lots of college town would
do we'll to follow the example.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

At least there isn't much danger
that any man will carry around for
days the eleven-pound parcel his wife
gives him to mail.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Another argument in favor of spring
is that it will take the baseball play
ers off the stage.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Aviators are to be put through a
rigid test. Flexible and resilient tests
would be better
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

"Tn God we trust" says the To
ledo Blade, "is not on the new nickel y
Nor on the old one.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

Spain is to have government
school of aviation. Wouldn't it be a
good idea to sentence revolutionists
to it?
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

If man was offered his choice of
fame or fortune, he'd take the fortune
and hope to acquire fame later
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

A New Jersey man is experimenting
raising wingless chickens. A fowl act
that.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14
co 0NSTIPATlON

Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pills are unlike all 9TH
er laxatives or cathar-
tics. They coax the
liver into activity by
gentle methods, they
do not scour; they do
not gripe; they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secretions
of the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a
healthy condition and
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

1t is only just that women should
receive mems wages, and married
women do.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14

This blessed winter wearies nobody
with its prolonged monotony.
The Chanute times., 1913-03-14
Wichita Directory

IiIIest Oia5s CItIuS II IuII IttIU IN FIOrIuH.
property. Cramer a. Brown. Wichita, kans-
Barber College pSsftiU%, pSyf ySn a DS payi9g yog
want a good professionr Jobs waiting. Write
us for particulars. Schwarze System OF Barber
Colleges, 718 e. Douglas, Wichita, Kansas, or
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
..15GlRG5H COURT
Affairs as looked AFTER on the
Present Day of the
~ May Term.

Gertrude A. Prftchard's suit in the
circuit cou.. against Jasper s. Kyle
and Others has been dismissed set
tied.
Non-suit was taken IN the trial OF
Alexander lR. Watson's law suit
against Will H. corwin for SIS, 900 as
commission for selling timber land
in Randolph county.
The Pearlman Company took a
judgment for $4,000 against Arthur
Hall and Others
Thomas t. Linville. guardian of
Ethel and William EstIack, asked for
authority to lease oil and gas interests
OF his wards.
Mary D. Estlack-s suit against james
B. Moore in ejSctment Involving
twenty square poles at Wallace is on
trial.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
GRAFTON ELKs
Arrange for Great Gettogeth-
er Night in Their New
Auditorium.

Grafton Lodge. No. 30S. Beneyo-
lent and Protective order or Elks,
has ARRANGED for a big gettogetaer In
its new auditorium Wednesday night
beginning at s O'Clock and has sent
Invitations 10 nelghboring Elks'
lodges to attend in "a body or other
wise as they may choose. The pro-
gram includes speeches, a marathon
race. hurdle race, billiard matches.
boxing tournament, 100-yard dash
and everything else making a good
and 5orions time. P a. Shields. Of
this city, grand ti1ei:.is announced as
one OF the orators of the evening.
The prospect is that several Elks
will attend from this city
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
FIRE BUGS
Plead Guilty in Court and
Will Tell All about the
Arson Trust.

Z. FORT WAYNE, Ind, May 26.-Dayid
and BENJAMIN Rosenberg pleaded
guilty when brought to trial today on
charges of arson growing out of the
burning of their stores in this city.
The pleas were accepted by the prese-
cutor on condition that the brothers
give all possible assistance in the
prosecutions ubG the fsoscailed arson
trust which has been Operating
throughout the eentral West 81
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
HAND SHOWN
by Defense When Checks
Are Claimed TO Have Been
for Regular Work.
esy Assee,ArEp paEss,

BOSTON,, Mass. May 26.-The de-
tense showed its hand for the first
time today when it got into the record
evidence that Frederick D.. Atteaux
the recipient of American WOODEN
company's checks, was legitimately
employed by the company and was
not as the state alleges co-conspira-
tor with President William NJ. Wood
and d. ]. Collins in planting dynamite
at Lawrence during the textile strike
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
THREE BURN TO DEATH.
tnr Assee,Arse ynsss,

PARKBRsBURG, May 26.-Mrs.
James Marshall, her son and daughter,
were burned to death and three other
children of the family were severely
burned this morning at their home in
Little Hooking, o., near here. Mrs.
Marshall was kindling a fire with the
aid of kerosene when the can she
held in her hand exploded.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
RELEASED ON BAIL.

Joseph coone and Frank Muderal,
Italians of Haywood, were arrested
Monday morning by Constable Benja-
min F. Harbert and brought to the
county jail charged with carrying
deadly weapons. They waived exam
nation before Justice Jackson ]. Car
ter and gave bonds of $500 each to
appear for trial TUESDAY afternoon at
3 O'Clock and were released.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
KERN RESOLUTION
Comes Up in the Federal Sem
ate Today for Final
Disposition.

WASHINGTON, ID. c. May &c
Senator Kern's resolution, for an in
quIry into conditions, of In the coal
mining regions of West Virginia was
ready to be reported today from the
senate committee on education and
labor when the Senate convened. Mr..
Kern and others who are pressing il
were confident 1t would pass.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
INSPECTION DAY.

Many parents inspected the work of
the various grades OF the city schools
Monday and were pleasantly surprised
with the high efficiency shows in
drawing, penmanship. maps, manu-
scripts and other lines. The work is
highly creditabIe and shows high
ability on the part OF the pupils.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
NOTICE.
TO WHOM 1T
NAV coNcERN.

TO WHOM IT MAY,sCONCERN:
Notice is hereby given that the un-
d rsigned Salvatore Bitont, residing
in the City of CIarksburg, Harrison
County. West Virginia, viii. on the
27th day of May, 1913 at Q o'clock a
m, or as soon thereafter as he car
be heard, at the court house of said
County. make application to the Cir
cult Court of said Harrison County
for q state license 70 carry q revolver.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
Ny occupation is that of special ON
Ger and guard for the Hutchinson
Coal Company
NOTICE.
NO the unknown Owner q. owners of

To the Unknown Owner or Owners OF
a Sewer:
Notice is hereby given that a sewer
crossing the Short Line Railroad
right-of-way, directly opposite and
below the corner of Chestnut and Null
berry Street, in the City of Clarks-
burg, is broken and in an unsanitary
and II the same Is not re-
paired and the nuisance ahated within
i've days from this date. same viii be
cemented and discontinued.
Dated this 21st day of May, 1913
W. w. OURS,
Health ofIicer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
pisraeli,s Marrlaae poetrIne.

Disraeli's doctrine OF marriage was
admirably simple: "All my friends who
married for love and beauty either
beat their wives or live apart from
them. may commit many foiiies In
life, but never intend to marry for
love which I am sure is guarantee
Of infelicity. Contemporary Review.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
LEADER RE-ARREsrED.
cav ASSOCIATED -..ss

LONDON, May. 26--Mrs; Emma
line Pankhurst. the militant suffraget
leader, who was released from jail
April - owing to her serious condi-
ton of health arising from her hun
ger strike. was rearrested today
when she was leaving the house
where she had been staying.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
sauarina Himself.

he-surely, Mr.. Curtis. you cannot
be serious. I have heard that you have
told your friends that you wouldn't
marry the best woman in the world
He-When I said that I had no idea
that you would listen to proposal
from me.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
In AInni,nI.

"How old is Bobby Van Lush7"
.Bobby's about, thirty=tiye.1'
He doesn't look a day over hfty"-
Puck
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
{ nlARRfAGE IIeENsEs.

SIS, sctsse $50. q $50 > ,.
Marriage licenses have been issued
tosalvadore Lorio and Mariarora
Foglia and William r.. Westfall and
Minerva Z. Jenkins.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26
SOCIAL
s3nsoosscsosoao
Literary Program.

" z
The Ladies' Aid Society OF the Adj
amaAor aMethodist Episcopal church
under the direction of Mrs Harold
Gabriel, Will render the following
literary program at the Adamston
school auditorium Tuesday evening.
May 81. at s O'Clock sharp. Admis-
sion ten cents for all over six years
of age. No child under six years
will be admitted unless accompanied
by its parents:
Recitation ........ Welcoms
Jules sturbois.
Recitation ... What / Think
John kirkpatrick.
Recitation ...... Little Hands"
Annette McFarlin.
Piano Duet ... 'sBy Moonlight.
Louise Britton. Blanche Price.
Song 1850. - Forget Me-Not"
e Six little girls.
Recitation. !. ''ffow Rube Played"
Mr.. Frank Mccamic.
Song, -. $500. 800. .....-.... ...
b "Gan't You Change it for Boy
. s. Il Raymond Greathouse.
Recitation.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26

BE who Is feared by many feara
many.-German Proyerb.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26

If you're I'm earnest about want
ing job. your ad. in the Telegram
win be read by employers who are
very much in earnest about wanting
workers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-05-26

aroeoogapceoraca e7s9peacsacsasososo8
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-18

Mary had a little bite
Upon her tiny nose r.
lWho has not watched the little bud
Become a full blown rose?)
She carried, 1t to school next day,
Or perhaps she followed It;
And when the teacher saw 1t there
She nearly had fit.
And said to her, go straight back
home
And put poultice on;
But Mary fingered by the way
In fear of mustard strong.
Dear Mary's gone, where nevermore
Mosquitoes bark and bite,
And hanging on her little tomb
Is "a lei of pink and white.
Or. Pratt has gone to Hilo, 3
Several others In his train,
To persuade the suffering public
Waiakea swamps to- drain.
Can he do it Much / doubt it,
Waiakea ponds are wide. s.
Little cares the general public
What mosquito pricks its hide.
1t was many, mapy years ago
In kingdom by the sea,
and ne,er mosquito had reached
that shore
To torture the heather and me.
If it's Paradise now. what was 1t then
This beautiful Arcade. sa
You could sleep all night on the lanai
mat
To the tune of the ocean roar:
There wasn't rat or even cat
To disturb your peaceful snore;
And banana trees rustled and bore
you fruit
Close by the bungalow door.
And this is the reason that long ago
In this Kingdom BY the sea
That the people lived to the ripe old
age
OF hundred and twenty.three,
And were quietly put- away in q cave;
AS munfmified az could be;,s
For nature makes her own sepulchers
In this Kingdom by the sea
The angels were not more happy in
heaYen
Than Kealoha and me
As we sailed the outrigger or fished
z for squid
In the leautiful billowy sea, e
Or weeded the taro by the light Of
the moon
And sang the song Of the free.
But life is q strange, unsettled thing
With its Fate and Destiny q
Why came the mosquito to Paradise s
Must be solved by one wiser than
me.
Why were they let loose from where
they dwell? rs
These demons from under the sea.
Alas for the days that are no more !
In my beautiful Arcade.
. "A Kamaaina.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-18

Tingeing the earth with a CHASTITY
hue,
The darkest of shadows the world
ever knew.
Hear! Ger the mountains the death
bells are tolling, ~ -,
Hot bleeding feet, and battle drums
rolling, s go -,
The whole broad world is stirred with
emotion ess& -
AS fearful and powerful as storm Ger
the ocean. s-.. ,>a,' ;.
List! to sthe song that sorrow is
singing, "s, ~
Its pain and its pathos forever are
ringing. ~ .--~.@ Il s.
Well may we pause awhile sin our
mirth t,z
To help the suffering here on the
earth. -. .... -..-... .,~.. . -
Be merry, dear comrades, joys a
beautiful thing.
Long live the kind master and long
live the King. .. IA
Yes! fill up your cups, be they green,
red, or yellow,
And drink to the health Of the jolly
good fellow .-....
d. But remember the man drunk with
sorrow and pain, .- -
Remember the dregs are bitter TO
drain,
Remember that Life carries Death
in its train, "A
And cause and effect" Is the popular
T. refrain.
(From the Freneh)
There's nothing quite so hard to bear
AS the constant pricking of pin: i.
There's nothing breads the daylight
glare, "a
AS the subtle, quiet, hidden sin. Il,
fFound near Punahou.) 1
A mosquito once lived in Hawaii,
A mosquito decidedly spry.
When he found a good bite, 4
He held on very title, !
"Verbum sat Sapienti."
STAR.BULLETIN GIVES YOU
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-18
THE PAIN.

tGiven to the Garbage Man by the
Kona Nightingales)
From DER the earth there comes a
strain,
: Louder it echoes than the Main,
In Ruthless efforts to explain
THE pain, the pain"
Down through all ages comes the
- sound
It's victims littering- the ground
Not one escapes the bitter cup
of woe that's ever filling up.
Oh was there eter such mirthless
story, f.
Does any know tale more hoary?
Irillions of groans are saddening it's
air.
SuppIIeatiors from every where.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-18

Tassels are coming in for a great
deal of attention. They are TO be
seen In all coloTs and IN variety OF
styles. Cabochons, too, will be worn
great deal.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-18
!SchluIIlan

The unique opportunity for Ameri
can banking offices in Szechwan Pro.
vince of China and the great adyan.
tages which would accrue to all lines
of American trade is brought to the
attention of this consulate general by
y. A. Thomas, manager of the extern
sive, British-American Tobacco Co.'S
interests in China. This great west.
ern province with a population Of
sixty millions or more Is conceded to
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-18
SUNSET At. WAIKIKI.

-,--
I sit on my quiet lanai,
Ger looking the azure sea- e
CA mosquito giides over my forehead,
Another has crawled to my knee.)
The god of the day is busting
The world with powder of gold.
"a swarm of Anopheles maculipennis
Their wings in this wonder, unfold. J
He's flirting with each little cloud
let -.: -. Is =s~- =.
5, That clusters around his head.
There's one crawling under my col
lar. z~>t r.. g.
Thank goodness THAT one is dead.)
..a i
He's saying his evening devotions
s AS he sinks between sea and sky.
tPilikia! Another mosquito =.
Has batted me right in the eye.) q
....-s-. II - ~
clashes of lingering colour l..
Reflect in the round silver moon.
IF another mosquito dares bite me,
I declare, IN be ready to swoon.
Aloha oe till tomorrow, J..
My warmest of tropical friends.
They're swarming around me in mil
lions, - #. -.
There's banana trees where the road
bends) -
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-18

This was probably found somewhere
near SchoFeld Barracks-from the
marshalling and marching Of words
though not so good as some other
poems from that quarter: =
Busy little brown mosquito.
Swiftly darting to and fro;
Light and airy.
As a fairy,
Upward, downward,
Hither, thither, ,.
Singing gRily as it goes!
Where ii will it quickly goes;
its ;proboscis always plying,
Scarcely pausing in its flying;
What fizzing!
What drening!
What a moaning!
As the dainty little demon
Spreads soma dark and filthy venom.
Come they single,
Come they double;
How they mingle!
Making trouble,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-18
STAR.BULLETIN GIVES YOU
TODAY'S NEWS TO-DAY.
70 CURE 1 COLD N ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. . All druggists refund
the money if it fails to cure.
E-W. Groves signature is On
each box .
pAkISNRpRsISEC CO.. s.. Lo4aiA D. : D.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-18

be the wealthIest area in China. The
resources are great, the people super
,ior, and the field from foreign stand
point is just being realized in large
way.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1913-06-12
Grass.
John James ingalls,.

John James ingalls,.
Grass is the forgiveness of nature
her constant benediction. Fields
trampled with battle,saturated with
blood. torn with the ruts of cannon,
grow green again with grass, and
carnage is forgotten. Streets aban-
doned by traffic become grass-grown
like rural lanes, and are obliterated'
Forests decay ,harvests perish, flowers
vanish. but grass is immortal. Be
eagured by the sullen hosts Of win
er. 1t withdraws into the impregna-
BILE fortress Of It's subterranean vital
ity. and emerges upon the first soil
itation of spring sown by the
Winds, by wandering birds. propagat
ID by subtle horticulture Of the
clements which are its ministers
and servants, IT softens the rude out
Inc Of the world Its tenacioiN fib-
srs hold the earth In It's place, and
prevent its soluble components from
washing into the wasting sea. u IN
yades the solitude OF deserts,climbs
he inaccessible slopes and forbid
ding pinnacles OF mountains, modl-
lies climates, and determines the his
tory, character and destiny OF ma
tions. Unobtrusiye and patient, i
has immortal vigor and aggression
Banished from the thoroughfare and
the field, II bides its time to return
and when vigilance Is relaxed, or tn
dynasty has perisbed, II silently re-
snmes the throne from which u
has been expelled, but which II
never abdicatee. II bears no
blazonry OF bloom To charm the SEN
ses with fragrance or splendor. but
its homely hue Is more enchanting
than the lily or the rose II yieldf
no fruit In earth or AIR. and yet,
should lts harvest fail for a single
year. famine would depopulate IN
world.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1913-06-12
THE WEEK IN PROBATE COURT,

Estate of George C. Fisk. Land.
grove. Leroy +. Woodward. admin
lstrator. proposes to render final ac
count Hearing June 26th.
Estate of George X, Alexander,
Rupert Commissioner report filed
and accepted.
Estate OF William Bump, Rupert.
IT, b. Esmond appointed administra-
tor. Oscar Bebee and Samuel Hay
ppointed appraisers and commits
sioners.
Estate of Celia Jordan, Dorset.
l.. D. Buffum. admin strator de-bonil
ION renders final account Decree o
Distribution.
Estate OF +. II. Garfield, Airing.
ton Inventory filed and accepted, 7
Estate OF c. H. Roberts, Dorset.
Inventory filed and accepted
Estate of Billings Taylor, Winhall
J. b. Taylor. Admr., renders final
account. Decree OF Distribution.
Estate of Malinda V. Taylor, Win
hall. S. b. Taylor, Admr., renders
final account. Decree OF Distribu-
tion.
Estate of Sarah J. Bowen, Man
chester. Percy M Williams, Exeeu-
tor, files receipt for collateral inherl
tance tax
Estate OF Fred w. Cook, Manches-
ter. Commissioners report filed an
accepted.
Estate OF Fred o. Boufn, Man
chester. Commissioner report filed
md accepted.