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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

Rounder-Funny what ideas come
into a fellows head. This morning
while dressing | was wondering how
in the future life. could get my shirt
on over my wings. Bounder-Don't let
that worry you. What you want to
think about is how to get your hat
on over your horns.-Boston Tran
script
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
Familiar.

Yeast-Did your wife read the riot
act to you last night?
Crimsonbeak-No.
why, you thought she would when
you got In late. didn't your"
"Oh, no She doesn't have to read 1t
to me now; she knows II by heart
Yonkers Statesman
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
Too WILLING,

Old Lady lin tears, to chcmist)-Wi-
will you poison my dear llt-little FidOf
He's in such-such agony, Chemist
politely)-Wit pleasure. madam. Old
Lady dndignantly)-With pleasure, you
nasty, unfeeling man! Then you shan't
do it!-LOndon Answers.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

DR.. Crabbe had almost succeeded in
dismissing Mrs Gassoway when she
stopped in the doorway, exclaiming,
why, doctor, you didn't look to see If
my tongue was coatedw
II know it isn't" said the doctor wea.
rily. You never find grass on race
k."-Judge
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
Fine Recommendation.

Miss Slimdiet-So you have placed
yourself under the care of physician
who reduces superfuous flesh. Did he
recommend any special diet? New
Boarder-No. madam; he simply rec
commended your boarding house.-Lon-
don Taller.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

ut is an old saying" said the man
with discouraging tendencies. that
riches have wings"
"Oh, that's all right replied Mr..
Dustin Stax That's what enables me
to keep them coming my way In
flocks Washington Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

Mary-George, | have heard you spO-
ken Of frequently as successful bust
ness man George-I am that Why?
Mary-Well. considering the fact that
you have been visiting me for three
years. | think you should maintaiD
your reputation and talk business
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
They Do Not Speak Now.

Kate-l want to have some pictures
taken. Can you recommend a photog-
rapher7
Marie-WelI, there's Tripodd They
say he has a wonderful way of making
plain people look handsome. - Boston
Transcript.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
WILLING to Helm.

Justwedd Ito father in-law)-A
You remember, sir. you said that after
we were married you'd assist me In
furnishing house. Father-in-Law-
And so | will. my boy Come down to
the corner and ri introduce you to a
friend of mine who is in the INSTALL
ment business.-Boston Transcript.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
Had Good Sense.

Father-That young man Of yours
has more brains than l gave him cred
1t for. Daughter - Oh. papal You
don't really mean IT. Father-Yes
Instead Of coming to see me he called
me up on the Observation-Disclosures
Telegraph.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
Didn't Believe II.

The Young Man-Yes, kissed her
when she wasn't expecting anything Of
the kind. The Elderly Mana young
man. a young woman, nobody about
and the young woman not expecting to
be kissed. HIM! Hal Rubbish!-New
York Telegraph.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
How She Knew.

81 knew you were going to propose to
me tonight Jack"
How did you do itT'
Because mamma left the room so
quickly after your arrival She is one
Of the most discerning women you ever
saw."-Fun.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

Teacher-lf ! should say, your two
sisters are coming" would that be cor
rect?
Johhny-No, ma'am. only have one
sister.-Exchange
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
Comforting,

She-Here's story OF a man who
bartered his wife for a horse. You
wouldn't swap me for horse, would
you, darling? He-Of course not But
I'd hate to have any one tempt me
with good motorcar.-London Tit
Bits
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
Tho Boss Idea.

young man." said the boss, 81 like
to see you arrive in the morning feel
ing fresh"
Yes, sir"
But let 1t end there. You have a
bad habit Of keeping your freshness
up all day."-Kansas City Journal.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
To Eseape the Storms

Many, many storms there are that lie
low and hug the ground, and the way
to escape them is to go up the noun
tainside and get higher than they are
Henry Ward Beecher
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
One Better.

Nip-Bones is speaker OF the house
and only thirty. Tuck-Thats nothing
My wife became speaker of the house
as soon as ! married her. and she was
only twenty-five. Magazine of Fun.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
A Bad Risk.

Wigg-You can't place much faith in
Bjones' promises, can you? Wagg-l
should say not Why, that fellow
couldn't keep a promise in safe de
post Philadelphia Record
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

A woman always compliments an
other woman's gown. A man glances
casually at new suit OF clothes and
says. Where was the fireT-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
Patient SuHArinn-

Mere pain is not education. does not
bring growth. 1t is the suffering of
willing submission to God that softens
and splrltualizes and blesses us.-Phil-
lips Brooks.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
Every Man Carries Gasoline.

Every man carries gasoline - some
more, some less-and the spark Of in
spiration. II touched at the right time.
Is apt to start something.-T Blazer
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
To Know Later On.

''Can you manage a typewriter"
ASK me in about a year. We've only
been married month."-New York
Herald
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
WhN They Fail.

1t takes some people so long to be
sure they are right that they never get
time to go ahead.-St. Paul Pioneer
Press.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04
More Than Lucky,

Browns a lucky dog"
whats he been doing nowl"
"You know that $1,000 he inherited a
year ago."
Yes"
"Well. he still has it."-Detroit Free
Press.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

We must make our election between
economy and liberty or profusion and
servitude. Thomas jefferson.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

mot all who auto ought to-" said he.
"Humph," said she; mot all who
ought to autow-Ladies' Home Jour
nal
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

Only cheap person will try to make
another person feel cheap. - Youths
Companion.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

Toward evening the lazy man begins
to be busy Greek Proverb.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-04

Slight not what's near through aim
ing at what's far. -Euripldes
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
Temperament.

Temperament is loving a man be-
cause you hate him and laughing be-
cause you are crying about it.-JUdge-
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
DISINFECT!

When the doctor tells you to disin-
feet after the recovery or death of a
member of your household, do exactly
as he tells you. He knows what is
best, and you don't For instance, you
may believe that burning a little sui
phur in the room will destroy the
germs; as matter of fact, it will
probably not even kill the bedbugs.
Formaldehyde is by far the best disin-
fectant for most purposes. But formal
dehyde gas does not penetrate. Germs
lodged in mattresses, feather beds,
heavy bed clothing, books, carpets,
wall paper, and similar things are not
in the least affected Everything in
the room should be opened up as much
as possible. Heavy blankets and sim
liar things should be boiled for an
hour Especially after consumption,
bedding, mattresses and upholstered
furniture ought to be burned. After
the fumigation, all the woodwork
should be carefully washed with hot,
soapy water and then wiped of with
a cloth wet with some disinfectins
solution. Then room ought to be
left unoccupied for couple of days.
If possible, with the windows wide
open; for, after all, sunlight and fresh
air are the best disinfectants
kentucky tuberculosis Commission.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
500 REWARD, 500

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that scienc has
been able to cure in all it's stages,
and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure DOW
known to the medical fraternity
Catarrh being a constitutional disease;
requires a constitutional treatmeHt.
Halls Catarh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and tie
mucous surfaces of the system, there
by destroying the foundation of tie
disease, and giving the patient nose
strength by building up the constitu-
ton and assisting nature in doing Us
work The proprietors have so much
faith in its curative powers that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for
list of testimonials.
Address: F. j. CHENEY e CO.,
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for eoAsti-
patton.
(August)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
JuduInQ by the Qous.

Judging by the Dogs.
Don't you think a woman's ap-
probation of beauty is greater than a
man's?" NO" replied Mr. Growcher;
mot if you judge by the dogs they
make pets Of"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
Cuitivatlnq Corn.

are, first, to kill weeds; second, to
keep the surface soil receptive to
rainfall; third, to prevent the evap-
Grafton of soil moisture. Cultivating
corn four inches deep, as compared
with two inches deep, may reduce the
yield ten per cent, owing to pruning
the roots. Four or five civilizations
are usually sufficient.
More frequent civilizations have not
been shown to increase the yield
when the soil is not unduly compacted
from heavy rainfall, provided it Is free
from weeds.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
Arrangement for Pasteurizing Milk.

Arrangement for Pasteurizing Milk.
verified pie tin placed in the bottom Of
the same. This false bottom is placed
in the pail so as to permit circulation
of water and prevent humping of the
bottles. An accurate thermometer
should be placed in the water or in
one of the bottles. Set the bottles of
milk IN the pail and fill with water
nearly level with the milk in the bot
ties. Place the pail with the milk
bottles on the stove and heat until the
thermometer indicates a temperature
of from $50 to 100 degrees F. The
pail and bottles should then be re-
moved from the stove and allowed to
stand % minutes in the hot water.
Now remove the cover and place the
pail under a cold water faucet, allow
ing the water to run slowly into the
pail. Continue until all the hot water
has been replaced with the cold water
and the temperature of the milk has
been reduced to about that of the
water. This is the cheapest and most
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
ADMINISTRATORS SALE.

AS administrator of j. H. Linville,
deceased, will offer for sale at public
auction, on the home farm, at Millers-
burg, KY, on
Sept. 3, 1918, at 10 A. M.
the following property:
2 full bed room suites;
l chamber set and lot of other fur
niture, such as carpets, rugs, tables,
chairs, mattresses and bed steads and
mating, kitchen and dining room fur
niture;
Lot of enameled ware;
Lot of milk crooks and pans;
clocks;
l sewing machine;
Lot of bedding, blankets, pillows,
etc.;
Half dozen brooms;
1 lot stone jars;
1 lot glass jars;
l wash machine;
Lot old iron;
1 step ladder;
1 iron kettle;
l lawn mower;
1 lot tools;
breaking plows;
1 double-shovel plow;
1 tobacco plow;
/ nO-top buggy;
1 rubber tire buggy;
l twOhOrSe wagons;
1 sled and l log chain;
1 roller;
1 Frazier cart;
hog troughs;
hog houses;
l gasoline engine and corn mill;
1 clipping machine;
5000 tobacco sticks;
1 transplanter;
1 seed sOwer;
1 one-horse drill
l grind stone;
/ saddle and bridle
l set cart harness;
l post-hole digger;
1 A tooth harrow;
l disc harrow;
3 sowS and Is pigs;
red sows in pig;
1 three-year old mare;
1 yearling colt;
1 aged mare;
! two year old gelding;
l Jersey COW and calf;
1 siX-year old Jersey COW;
l spotted Jersey COW;
l COW and weanling calf;
l lot old corn;
1 red calf;
yearling steers
heifers;
10 ewes and one buck;
1 reaper;
l corn crusher;
l Ross cutting box;
l acre COW peas;
One-half interest in 6 acres tobacco;
| IA acres of corn;
One-half interest in 20 acres corn:
| A lot of clover and timothy hay;
A lot of other farming implements.
TERMS-All amounts under $4,000
cash; over that amount negotiable
note, with interest at rate of 6 per
cent. payable in six months.
! w. Y. HUFFMAN,
! Administrator
GEO. D. SPEAKES, Auct. (5-td)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
Salt for Hard Worker.

Horses at hard work and on full
grain feed should have salt often. A
good way is to keep lump Of rock
salt In the corner Of each feed box
they are the best judges of the
amount Of salt they require, and II
afforded a constant supply will not eat
too much.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
Lonq Distance in Short Jaunt.

Taking cognizance OF the various
movements of the earth, a person TAX
ing a three-miie stroll has travelled
1925 miles.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
All the World for a Market.

More than 100 countries, colonies
and dependencies are included in the
products Of the United States are dis
tributed.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08

Let US figure with you on
on your next work.
Our facilities are the best, having
just installed two of the latest I'M
proved Chandler & Price Job
Presses come around and see them
work.
Dur type is new and modern
faces.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
Pail for Efficient Pasteurlzing and
Cooling Of Mix.

efficient way of cooling and will also
prevent breaking of bottles. The milk
can then be conveyed to the refrigera-
tor and placed on ice until required
for use.
1t is we'll to remember that pas
teurized milk should not be used for
the feeding Of children after 1t is "a
hours old.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
TO PASTEURIZE MILK
Most Effectually Done in Bottles
in Which Received.
Good Results May Be Secured by Us
ing Ordinary Tin Pail With Pie
Plate Inverted to Permit Cir.
culation of Water.
By J. +. FRANDSEN.)

By ]. F. FRANDSEN.)
Milk can be pasteurized most eff
ficiently in, the bottles in which it is
received. To do this small tin pail
with perforated false bottom can be
used. If a special pail is not at hand,
the same results can be secured by
using an ordinary tin pail with an in
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
Care for Collie Feet

Take half day to examine and
trim up your colts feet. Many young
horses are injured by letting their
feet grow wild.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
Equal Chance for All.

1t is an easy matter to put all the
little pigs together to be fed by them
selves or to enlarge the troughs SO
they may all have an equal chance.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-08-08
Courtinq Time.

In BuImah the hours between eight
o'clock and midnight are "Loo-byo-lai-
thee-kala," or counting time.
The Red Cloud chief., 1913-06-05
Wednesday,.

The Senate--Not in session Meets
at y. m. Thursday.
Naval affairs committee deferred
action on armor plate factory resolu
ton. Admiral Twining testified re-
gardlng proposed factory.
Finance subcommittee began work
OF revising various schedules OF the
tariff bill to report to full committee.
Chairman Pittman, OF territories
committee. called meeting of Satur.
day to act on bills for development
OF Alaska.
Senator Lewis was elected demo.
cratic floor manager and assistant to
Majority Leader Kern by democratic
caucus, which also named committee
to confer regarding organization Of
democratic congressional campaign
committee.
Education and labor committee con-
sidered plans for investigation Of
West Virginia coal mine strike.
The House--Not In session. Meets
at noon Thursday.
Minority Leader Mann announced
he would call republican caucus for
Saturday to determine committee ap
pointments.
The Red Cloud chief., 1913-06-05
MR.. RoosEvELT's INTIMATEs
TELL. OF HIS HABITS.
Confederate Veterans to Fraternlze
With G. A. r. Men-Leaislative
Appropriations Last Session
VIII Reach Nearly
$4,000, 900.

Marquette, Mich.-Men who have
been associated with Colonel Roose.
velt In public and in private life, who
met him on the Nile when he returned
from his African hunting trip, testi.
aed Wednesday in his libel suit
against George H. Newett that the
former president was not q drunkard
but he was notably and extremely tenn.
perate in the use Of intoxicants. 1t
would have been impossible. they say.
for Colonel Roosevelt to be under the
influence Of liquor without the fact be-
coming known to his associates. 1t
would have been equally impossible for
him to have drunk liquor with any
regularity without the smell of II ap.
pearing on his breath to the friend
who testified.
The Red Cloud chief., 1913-06-05
Wounded Man Saved PAYROLL.

La Sale. Ill.-Four masked bandits
held up party carrying the semi
monthly payroll Of the Illinois Zinc
company, hve miles east of here. kill.
Ing one man and wounding three
others. F. w. Richardson. a civil en-.
gineer Of the zinc company. who was
one OF the wounded, saved the $4,000
payroll by a wild dash under fire. The
robbers escaped. Money to meet the
payroll was being sent to the Black
Hollow mine In two buggies In charge
of four men.
The Red Cloud chief., 1913-06-05
RECEIVED BY KING OF BRITAIN
MONUMENT TO VETERANS OF Ex.
PLosioN At HAVANA.
Reception rendered to New American
Ambassador-Eiaht Months War
In the Balkans has
Ended.

New York.-In memory Of the 267
officers and men who were lost with
the battleship Maine In Havana harbor
fifteen years ago, the national Maine
monument was dedicated here Friday.
From Q dozen American warships,
units Of the Atlantic fleet at anchor
In the Hudson river, q salute Of 252
guns echoed from the palisades as the
veil was swept aside that revealed
the country's tribute--a pylon forty
feet high that stands in Central park
overlooking Columbus circle.
Noted citizens spoke words of
praise for the dead heroes OF the war
with Spain. Former President Taft
the secretary Of the navy, the cover.
nors Of Maine and New York. represen.
tatives OF the Cuban republic and
others took part in the exercises. A
military parade along Fifth avenue
preceded the ceremony at the monu
ment. Headed by Rear Admiral Win.
slow, the grand marshal, $4,000 sol
diers and sailors, including the veter
ans Of two wars, marched through a
lane formed by many thousands Of hol
iday sightseers. American infantry
artillery, bluejackets from the battle
ships, state militia, cavalry. civilian
and Spanish war veterans. Cuban
troopers and sailors from the Cuba
the island republics naval representa-
tive. these and others were in line OF
march.
The Red Cloud chief., 1913-06-05
Awarded Six Cents DAMAGES,

Marquette. Mich.-Colonel Theodore
Roosevelt won his libel suit against
George A. Newett, who charged the
colonel with drunkenness. and having
waived damages, after the defendant
had uttered a detraction, the jury
awarded the nominal damages OF 6
cents. provided in such cases by the
law of Michigan. Each party to the
suit will have to pay his own expenses
Judge Flanagan instructed the jury to
bring In a verdict for the plaintiff.
which they did without leaving their
seats.
The Red Cloud chief., 1913-06-05

San Francisco.-Failure OF another
expedition sent in quest OF legendary
SIS 100000 treasure cache, which, ac
cording to a dying sailor, was buried
on Cocos island by officials of the Pc
ruvian church early in the last cen.
tury, was recorded when the British
steamship Melmore put into port. Mrs.
Barry Till and Miss Davis. English
women, were told by the sailor on his
deathbed Of his knowledge OF the loca.
tion OF the cache and supplied with
charts. The women succeeded in in
teresting British capitalists and tb.
Melmeye was purchased
The Red Cloud chief., 1913-06-05
THE LURE OF The WEST
WESTERN CANADA ATTRACTING
THOUSANDS OF sETTLERa.

Writing on the Canadian West, an
eastern exchange truthfully says:
THE West still calls with impera,
tive voice. To prairie and mountain,
ard for the Pacific Coast, Ontarios
young men and women are attracted
by tens Of thousands yearly. The
great migration has put an end to the
fear. freely expressed not many years
ago by those who knew the West from
the lakes to the farther coast of Van.
couver Island, that Canada would
some day break in two because OF the
predominance Of Continental European
and American settlers in the West"
This Is true. While the immigra.
ton from the United States is large,
running close to 10000 a year, that Of
the British Isles and Continental
Europe nearly twice that number, max.
Ing total Of 100000 per year, there
Is q strong influx from Eastern Can.
ada. 1t Is not only into the prairie
provinces that these people 60, but
many OF them continue westward. the
glory Of British Columbia's great trees
and great mountains, the excellent
agricultural valleys, where can be
grown almost all kinds Of agriculture
and where fruit has already achieved
prominence. Then the vast expanse
OF the plains attract hundreds of thou.
sands, who at once set to work to cul.
tivate their vast holdings. There is
stih room, and great opportunity in
the West. The work Of mans hands.
even in the cities with their record.
breaking building rush, is the small.
est part OF the great panorama that
Is spread before the eye on a Journey
through the country. Nature is still
supreme, and man Is still the divine
pigmy audaciously seeking to impose
his will and stamp his mark upon an
unconquered half continent.
The feature that most commends
Itself in Western development today
Is the "home-making spirit" The
West will find happiness in planting
trees and making gardens and build.
Ing schools and colleges and universi.
ties. and producing q home environ.
ment 80 that there will be no disposi.
ton to regard the country az q tenn.
porary place Of abode in which every.
one 10 trying to make his pile prepar.
atory to going back East or becoming
. lotus.eater beside the Pacific.
The lure Of the West 10 strong. Il
will be still stronger when the crude
new towns and villages Of the plains
are embowered In trees and vocal
with the song Of birds.-Advertiss.
Lent.