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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04
PimpIes Source
Of Great Danger
Nav be Means of Absorbing
Disease Germs in Most
Unexpected Manner.
Bid Farewell to All Blood and Skin
Diseases,


The research laboratory of The Swift
Specific Co. has collected a vast amount
Of information regarding the spread Of
blood diseases. In thousands Of instances
the most virulent types have been the re-
suit of coming in contact with disease
germs in public places, and the apparent
ly insignificant pimple has been the
cause. 1t Spreads with astonishing ra-
pidity, often injecting the entire system
in few days.
1t is fortunate, however, that there is
a remedy to cope quickly and thoroughly
with such a condition, and thanks to the
energy of it's producers the famous
S. S. S. may now be had at almost any
drug store in the civilized world.
This preparation stands alone among
specific remedies as a blood purifier. 1t
is somewhat revolutionary in its compo-
sition, since it accomplishes all that was
ever claimed for mercury, iodides, arsenic
and other destructive mineral drugs, and
yet it is absolutely a purely vegetable
product. There are more cases of artic-
ular rheumatism, locomotor ataXia, pa
resis, neuritis and similar diseases result
ant from the use of minerals than from
disease germs direct. These facts are
brought out in a highly interesting book
compiled by the medical department Of
The Swift Specific Co., 127 Swift Bldg,
Atlanta, Ga. 1t is mailed free, together
with a special letter of advice to all who
are struggling with blood disease.
Get a Sl.OO bottle of S. S. S. to-day OF
your druggist. 1t will surprise you WIFI
Its wonderful action in the blood.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04

smoke-room of the Victoria Luise,
was enthusiastically hailed by broth
er physician.
What genius you are" Thus the
physician ended long eulogy.
But DR.. Carrel smiled and said:
"a genius, Ell? Well, at his villa in
Biaritz, Sarasate was once called a
genius by famous critic. But Sara
safe frowned and shook his head.
"'A genius!' he said. For 81 years
I've practiced IA hours a day, and
now they call me a genius!'" "
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04
WHAT HIS MOTIVE WAS.

A lady having more than the aver
age portion of avoirdupois mounted a
Superior avenue car the other night.
Safely inside, she grabbed strap and
stood on a sitting gentleman's toes for
the trip home.
Almost Immediately the sitting gen.
tleman got up, bowed gracefully and
motioned her to his seat.
you are very kind, SIR" dimpled
the rolypoly lady subsiding
"Kind!" snorted the gentleman who
had arisen. This amt kindness-it's s
self defense. e."-Cleveland Plain Deal
er.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04

Free wool has always been held up
as a great bugaboo with which to
scare the sheepmen and
About Free it is natural that pro-
Wool. tectionist papers are do
ing their worst to give
the woolgrowers the glooms. They
should not do that because the sheep
owners are not to blame and besides
free wool might not work so badly
after all even if it should come about.
The wool market is in splendid con-
dition all over the world. The supply
is low and the demand is big. This
is a fact or else Mr.. Defour woull not
have gone into eastern Washington
while the tariff is being revised and
paid 16 and II cents for medium
wool, II the tariff is to be lowered
this Is a favorable time to do the
work. Independently of the tariff
wool is commanding a good price and
there is no occasion for partisan news
papers to picture the sheepman as
reduced to beggary ana want by the
prospect of free wool. That is calam-
ity bowling; pure and simple
The East Oregonian does not agree
though with the argument that raw
wool should be admitted free and
manufactured wool be protected. The
production of wool is an American in
dustry; the manufacture Of wool in
our eastern states is virtually a for
eign industry because those mills en-
ploy foreign labor only and pay for
eign wages. II we are to have pro-
lection let us have it for the grower,
not the manufacturer. A further ar
gument upon this point is that the
producing end is not monopolized as
is the manufacturing end.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04
BOY PRODIGIES.


Another Harvard professor has a son
who ranks as a prodigy, and. like
Prof Sidis, Prof. Wiener denies that
his son is a phenomenon. At IS Nor
bert Wiener is a master of arts, and
in June will become a doctor of phi
losophy; but his father says: Nor
bert is not precocious. He is simply
developed intelligently. I could take
almost any child and develop him the
same way" That Is what DR.. Sidis
said, but his account OF his methods
was not altogether convincing; that is
1t left the impression that the boy
was very unusual to begin with.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04
.~"0~~~


Discussing Winston Churchill's Of
fer to the Germans and the treatment
accorded that proposal
Winston the New York World COM
Churchill's ments as follows:
Plot. A chorus of angry
abuse is directed against
Winston Churchill by the jingo press
of Berlin because of his proposal that
Germany and Great Britain suspend
naval construction for one year. To
the heated imagination Of certain Ger
man jingoes the suggestion is a foul
plot"
The First Lord of the Admiralty ap-
pealed openly to the common sense
and self-interest of both nations. So
far from being impracticable and
Utopian, his offer is thoroughly prac-
tical. The only sound pretext for
either nations spending tens of mil
lions Of dollars every year on new
armaments is that the other is doing
the same thing. In the end their re-
lative strength on the sea is not
changed. Both are committed to
common folly-"wasteful purposeless
and futile folly" as Winston Churchill
declared-and a preventable folly.
Why not stop it? Why not take
naval holiday" if only for one year?
That is precisely the kind of bar
gain that in his own affairs any think
ing man would welcome. He would
save his money. He would husband
his resources. Why cannot two ma
tions like Germany and Great Britain
be equally sane? Why should the
offer of naval holiday" be danger
Gus because it is reasonable? Do the
greatest powers Of Europe propose to
plead that they are bankrupt in INTEL
ligence as a preliminary to becoming
financially bankrupt through the folly
of militarism?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04

Our new administration would not
join in aiding the six power loan to
China because under
Our Chinese the terms of that pro-
Policy. posed loan the admin
istratiion of Chinese af-
fairs would have been placed in the
hands of New York and Europeon
money lenders. But this government
will recognize the existence Of the Chi
nese republic. Had the loan been
made China would have had no re-
public worth recognizing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04
ONE IDEA OF A JOKE.

1--WE got a good Joke on the con-
tractor who is going to build my
house."
What Is it?"
"The contract calls for a $4,000
house."
"Well?"
He'll have to build It for that"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04

ed than has Whitman College and it
does not have to pass the hat.
The East Oregonian is glad, how
ever, that the joke was taken to heart
It will show Walla Wallans what
might happen if they had something
worth taking and Pendleton should
descend to such methods.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04
~~O"~

Walla Walla newspapers have taken
seriously to that little joke about
Whitman College It in
"Getcha! dicates they lack humor or
Getcha!" else have a troubled con-
science.
Be calm. Pendleton is not that sort
OF a town. Besides If we were going
to steal We would try to get something
that would prove an asset, not liza
bility. With schools Pendleton is al
ready well supplied We have a high
school that has more students enroll
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04
THE TRUTH ABOUT GENIUS.

New York Tribune)
DR.. Alexis Carrel, seated in the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04

"Why?"
That's all I've got"-Louisville
Courier-Journal.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-04

When the conference of the Colum-
bia and Snake river waterways asso-

When the conference of the Colum-
bia and Snake river waterways asso-
citation is held here
An Important April IA and Is it will
Meeting. be the most import
ant gathering Pendle-
ten has had the honor of entertain
ing in many months. 1t will be a small
gathering numerically speaking but it
will be in behalf of a big cause. It
Is a cause that Pendleton has sup
ported in the past and should con-
tinue to support, for it means the ad-
vancement of the inland empire Make
it a successful and enjoyable meeting
because it is worthy of attention and
it will be held in Pendleton
The evening world., 1913-03-11
SAYS SHE TOOK POISON,
BUT DOCTOR CAN'T FIND IT.
Girl Brides Story Causes Excite
ment, but Physicians Imply
Il Was Imaginary.

Mre. Margaret Sarpurio. eighteen years
old. gave Or. Hogan of tho Reception
Hospital. the police OF the East One
Hundred and Fourth street station and
her neighbors at No. 81 Dust one Hun
dred and Seventh street busy hour
to-day by her statement that she had
swallowed two otchior'de OF mercury
tablets.
The gin was mar1ed three months
ago, but she left her husband to live
with her sister. Mrs. Rosa Folsano. She
has been melancholy since. and to-day
refused to go to her work In FACTORY
downtown.
Mrs. Tolsaro saw Margaret open a
box In which were three bichlorde OF
mercury tablets and. when questioned.
the girl said she had swallowed two of
them. Policeman Fallon was called and
an ambulance summoned. Dr. Hogan
found the girl, surrounded by frantic
women. seated calmly beside window
reading the prayers for dying. DIR.
Hogan whi,ked her 10 the hospital. but
she showed not the slightest sign OF
having swalluwed the poison.
Because she said she was sorry and
wanted to live Magistrate House DIS
missed the charge OF attempted suicide
Hut she was indignant with thesurgeon
and policeman for saying she had no,
swallowed any poison.
The evening world., 1913-03-11
PISTOL TOT|NC
SPELLS PRISON
FOR SIX YEARS
Fourteen of the Guests of the
Tombs Migrate to Other
Resorts.

The census OF the Tomb- was re-
duced fourteen yesterday by sentences
imposed by the Judges Of the Courts Of
General Sessions. All those disposed
Of were sent To penal institutions.
The sentences imposed were:
ny JUDGE MALONE.
Arthur J. swced. thlrty-nve years
old, negro, OF No. ?0g West sixty
second street. pleaded guilty stabhins
his wife. First ofrense. Pcnitentiary,
one year.
John harden. sixteen years old. OF
Ansonia. Conn, pleaded guilty forcing
entrance freight station. New YORK
Central Railroad. on Webster avenue.
Second onense. Elmira Reformatory.
Charles woot. twenty-one years old.
Of No. 10 Avenue b. pleaded guilty steal.
ing $3.50 worth Of property from en-
| ployer. Dr. r.. r. Hoffman. No. I'll
East Eighteenth street First offenss.
Eimira Reformatory.
Joseph Ross. thirty-two years old.
Of No. 2os East Tenth street. pleaded
guilty carrying a revolver. Second
offense. Penitcntiary ono year.
John Il. Rabb. twenty-nine years old.
negro, OF No. 1871 West Nlnetieth street.
pleased guilty TO grand larceny. Stole
ei50 worth Of clothing from building.
No. 40 Broadway. Fourth onense.
state Prison Ave years and adjudEsd
an habituai criminal.
BY JUDGE SWAMI.
| israel Levinson. sixteen years old. OF
No. 1294 Park avenue. tried and con.
victed Of burglarizing house No. 1854
Madison avenue. Two prior convic-
lions In Childrcn's Court Elmira Re-
formatory.
by JUDGE o'sULLIvAN.
Joseph Cohen. twenty-five years old.
OF No. On Avenue Il. pleaded guilty
petty larceny, stealing n pocketbooh
containing 81 from James Brennan OF
No. 6l7 West One Hundred and Forty
third street. In olympic Athletic Club
First offcnse. Penltentiary one year.
BY JUDGE MULQUEEN.
John Padno. twenty-four years. o
No. III Chrystie street. pleaded GUILTY
burslarfzlng premises No. III Prime,
street. Fourth ofrensc. state Prison
three years.
Gaetano Rala. twenty-one years old
OF No. Sis East Firth street. indicted
with fadno. Pleaded guilty. First of
Tense. Elmira Reformatory.
|, BENJAMIN Fox, twenty-one years old
of No. io3 East Fourth street, tried an,
convicted receiving stolen property
First omense, Emlra Reformatory.
; Chester Fletcher. twenty-five year
old. negro. tried and convicted carryin
, revolver. First oifense. state Prise,
one year 10 six years ard six months
Christopher Afentis. nineteen years old
, OF No. lt9 Amsterdam avenue. pleade
, guilty carrying n revolver. second Of
Tense. Elm'ra Reformatory.
: Thomas Mullins, thir,y-onc years old
OF No. u Roosevelt street. pieadc
guilty attempting TO sell cocaine. Firs
!. onense Penitentiary six months.
y Robert Hunter, twenty-four years oil
4 Of No. 4, New Bpwcry. pleaded guih
n attempting to sell cocaine. Sevent
= onense. Penitentiary six months.
The evening world., 1913-03-11
FACE AND NECK
MASS Of P|MPLES
Festered and Came to Head. itching
and Burning Intense. Scratched
and Made Sores. Cuticura Soap
and Ointment Completely Cured.

il23 Knight s.. Camden, N. my
pimples began on the back Of my neck and
In time[hey worked around unsil my faee
and neck wsrs nothing but mas Of PIN
pies. They festered and came 10 . head.
The itching End burning wore % intsnO tAAe
scratched and made sores and could not
deep. Gus three Year, was In this esndi-
80
~ ried rsmedy after remedy but without
succsa. - while tanning to friend one day
he advised me to try Cuttcura Soap and
Ointment. After the nrst trial they relieved
me. 20 I continued until had used -four
cakcs Of Cuticura Soap and two boxes Of
Cuticura Ointment. which lasted for thres
weeks. and thoy completely cured me. My
pimples disappeared and left my slfn ~
clear a. I want IL to b." Csignod) Albert
Pickering. Sept. IS. 1919.
For pimplss and backheads the following
10 most effective and economical treatment
Gently smear the affected parts With Cutt-
cura Ointment. on the end Of the finger, but
do not rub. Wash OF the Cuticura Ointment
In Ave minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot
water and continue bathing for some min
utes. This treatment Is best on rising and
retiring. At other times use Cuticura Soap
freely for the toilet and bath. to assist In pr0-
venting Inflammation. irritation and clog.
ging Of the pores. Cuticura Soap t26c) and
Cuticura Ointment (5Oc) arc sold through.
out the world. Liberal sample Of each
mailed FREQ. with APP. Skin Book. Addrsal
postcard "Cuticura. Dept T. Boston"
SVMeu who shave and sham poo with Gu
a q - a. a -.
The evening world., 1913-03-11
$4,000 EMPLOYEES
Of CITY TO PARADE
BEFORE THE MAYOR
Monster Municipal Pageant Is
Planned for getty Day"
In May.

Father Knickerbocker's boys" rep
resenting employees from every city
department. are to participate In the
largest parade Of It's kind ever witnessed
In any city on the g1obe. Instead Of
individual departmental parades. such
~ tho policemen. and street cleaners. II
has been planned TO present TO the pub
lie a representative turnout from every
city department. including. besides
policemen. nremen and street cleaners.
All the men who wear uniforms In the
various other city departments.
This will mean that the Department
Of water supply. Gas and Electricity.
Tenement House Department. Correc-
tions Department, Park Department.
Bridge Department ana the several
borough presidents ofices and bureaus.
including custodians Of city buildings
In all OF which branches OF tho city
government thousands OF tho employees
wear uniforms-wiil appear In the pa
rade. each division being headed By q
big BRASS band and colors.
Every borough In to take part and
the plans are being pushed by the COM
mittss. comprising Police Commissioner
Waldo. Fire Com missioner johnson and
Street Cleaning Commissioner big BIZ
Edwards. Mayor Gaynor has given his
consent to the plan. saying he consid-
cred II an admirable feature and one
that would make its impression upon
tho citizens. II has already been sug-
gested that tho day OF the parade be
designated as city Day" Others have
suggested Mayors Day" and Tax
payers bay" The Mayor 10 inclined
10 the "City Day" appellation.
Commissioner Edwards suggested the
idea Of the parade to the Mayor. who,
after consultation with Commissioners
Waldo and johnson, gave his full con-
sent to the plan and agreed to preside
M tho reviewing officer OF the day. lie
will also appear at a banquet at the
waldorf-Astoria after the parade. a
which will be present all OF the depart
mental commissioners with their respec
tive STATS.
Commissioner Edwards said to-da,
The evening world., 1913-03-11
ASKS WHEEL TAX
TO SAVE PAVING
IN CITY STREETS
Borough President McAneny
Asks Aldermen to Regulate
Weight of Truck Loads.

Loads on wheels IN New York City
no longer I've allowed to log" q loaded
fve-ton truck over the city's pavements
without paying a tax and q mighty
heavy one. too. for II is proposed to
charge rs high as $1,000 ms n license fee
for a five.ton truck. II n proposed ordi-
nance IL enacted.
A proportionately lower charge will be
imposed on trucks and vehicles OF
smaller capacity. and automobiles rs
well will be required to he licensed by
the city "a well as by the state This
latter means that every automobile In
we'll a. every motor.drlven vehicle will
I've compelled 70 be licensed by tho city
and to pay the rate OF fee according
20 the tirage and capacity Of the vehi-
Gle.
II n up TO the Board of Aldermen 10
determine II this new order Of things
IL to go into effect. Borough President
McAneny. however. has taken the initia-
tive and caused 20 be drawn ordinances
covering the situation. Tho board to-
day received copies OF II from the Dor
ough President.
In addition to It's other features the
proposed ordinance seeks TO regulate
the size, weight and tire width Of We
hicles. Speaking of the urgent need Of
some character OF control. Borough
President McAncny said to-day:
I'm recent years vehicles have In
| creased In size and carrying capacity
| until now Il is a common sight 20 see
trucks and wagons carrying loads from
three to i've tons. There are also q
number OF vehicles such as those oper-
ated by the Fifth Avenue Stage Coach
Company which wear ard tear tho pave
ments. Destruction OF the city pave
ments without return TO the city IL an
imposition on taxpayers and means an
excessive charge for pavement mainte-
nance for the beneHt OF a comparatively
few concerns The engineers are OF the
opinion that there are three very giar-
Ing abuses which can and should he Inn
fnediately checked. They are as follows
| Certain vehicles are operated with
too narrow tires for the load trans.
ported. This results IN cutting a Gasi
In nm asphalt pavement. which utterly
ruins Il.
"Other vehicles are too heavily load.
cd for any pavement TO support.
"A third class OF vehicles are those
having an excessive width. A modern
automobile truck or van. measuring
nine feet In width. will complste,,
block ono extra line Of trafiic."
The proposed ordinance IL complete n
that 1t prcscribes tho employment Of az
additional force Of city employees ir
the Bureau OF Licenses TO take told OF
the situation. establish weighing INA.
chimes 10 obtain the actual weight o.
vehicles and to take all other step,
necessary toward the organising OF 9
force for this exclusive work
The evening world., 1913-03-11

that the plan may include the appear
ance In the parade OF hundreds OF
school children. as well rs teachers
b.udgcon. Neither he nor Mainussen had
rious northumberland there are hum
drods Of clever cinder path artists In
Father Knickerbocker's employ - will
form another division.
To-day the Mayor notified the three
commissioners having the parade ar
rangements In charge TO call meeting
tomorrow, when the final features will
DO decided upon, and later there will be
a meeting with all the borough Presi-
dents to secure the corporation Of each
borough government. big BIZ pre-
dicted fully thirty thousand city EN-
ployees will be seen In the line.
The parade will take place In May
on q date 20 be set by the committee.
The evening world., 1913-03-11
SHIPPING NEWS.
INCOMING STEAMSHIPS.

INCOMING STEAMSHIPS,
DUE TODAY,
Gailileo Hull ksiHr Wilhelm H.
MINI ehah,, London. Cherbourg
Europa. Naples. Ilarhsrossa. Bremen.
mr. Upland, antwerp. Havana. Haysns
California, Liverpool. IenveI Galveston.
pf.s dent Lincoln curityta, NeuyitAs
southampton. Creole. Nov Orleans.
OUTGOING STEAMSHIPS.
SAILED TODAY.
Hcrr'ar C~cilie. BremeiOr otsvs. bermuda.
Cednc Genoa Grnsda, Trinidai
R,idnm, ROTTERDAM. Princes Anne, Norfolk
Cincirnati. Madeira, &. Of savannah. Savannah
The evening world., 1913-03-11

vERvINS. France. March n.-Ten
persons were fatally injured and forty
six seriously last night in a panic
caused by the explosion OF a moving
picture machine In a small upstairs
theatre. Most OF the 100 persons In the
place were children. In their rush to
get out the people choked the stairway
and many jumped from windows.
The evening world., 1913-03-11
Mrs. Wilson's rirst Tea.

WASHINGTON. March II. =. Mrs
Wilson gave her FIRST tea in the White
House yesterday. with Mrs. Marshall.
wife Of the vice-President and the wives
OF the Cabinet membeu as her guests.
She presided at the tea table and prac.
tically every woman in the Cabinet
circle dropped In during the afternoon.
Tea was served In tho Presidents
study instead Of In the Red Room az
previously.
The evening world., 1913-03-11

Most women suffer much humiliation
because u great quantities OF fat. so To-
Gated that no matter how they dress.
everybody sees that they are abnormal.
This 10 tho day Of the slender figure. ana
fat women are simply not tolerated either
In business or social affairs Women may
not know It. but men when they see fat
woman pass them on the street or In
public places make all manner OF sym
pathetic remarks about her. They dc not
mean to be unkind or 10 seem unmanly.
hut II 10 natural for man to dislike fat
on q woman. Where fat shows the most
there 10 where II must be removed and
as quickly a. possible. This seasons
dresses seem to be made for the fat
wosnen's misery and the slender woman's
delight, They expose all the charms OF
woman and her ugliness as well. Exer-
else and diet will not remove fat This
has been proved. Tho fanbus Marm1fa
prescription. which has met with such
phenomenal success and has 90 many
OF our society women ms its sponsors, 10
now bsing sold In tablet form to meet
the demand OF the public for this style
Of treatment. These little tablets 20 into
your system Just like food. They stop
the stomach and digestive apparatus from
producing fat and reduce the fat upon
the body At the rate OF about IL to 10
ounces Q day. Thev are harmless and
can be carried In your purse and taken
even after yor have INDUCED In u hearty
meal away from home. They are sold
at all drug stores at 70 cents a case. or
II you prefer you may write the Marmola
COMPANY. Farmer Bldg, Detroit. Mich.