New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-19
AS | WAS SAYING

our peppery friends the I. ". W. have endured
much ii is true. but just look at them now-swim-
ming on their backs and smoking a cigar. Rejoice,
Ettor, Sing Oh, Giovanntti! You have converted
the Secretary OF state
Funny that in all the talk about his amusing little
private rebellion the real point has been so long OBJ
scured, Doesn't he meet low pay with short meas
urc? Doesn't he divert time and energies contracted
for In advance? Doesn't he damage the product, the
machinery the business?
Well then sabotage
Yet a sly wag is Mr.. Bryan and must have his
little joke Somehow, he hates the accusation OF
sabotage so laughs it off as graft Makes out quite
case too Explains that he feels free to lease the
American bald eagles property TO Chautauquas and
pocket tho cash.
This is witty. Of and quite hit with some,
but We guess sabotage would sound better. the
whole, and be satisfactory to the American
bald eagle. BY what hear the old fowl has be-
come fussy about graft not without reason. Other
considerations aside, think of the influence on the
American bald eaelets
We read in The Glasgow Herald" that the mill
tants have erected minitancy into a prince."
Shocking! Even allowing for the marvels Of Scotch
English, this shows that the ladies are rcsortng 10
desperate measures
"In China, not so many years ago. a large river
overfowed its banks" says. The Navy League Quar-
terly." "and five millions of people lost their lives by
drowning and afterward by starvation" That's the
deuce Of it, you Once a man has gone and got
drowned you him 10 take enough
| nourshment.
Picture in Punch" Golf links. Two outsiders
watching the DETERMINATIONS from town-"trp-
pers" evidently. Beneath the picture the following
sparklets:
Tripper. after long drive by golfer: "Wots e
do now, 'Erbert?"
Herbert: Walks after IT, and its It again"
Tripper: do e? Lor' umme. then should tike
jolly good not to IT IL too fur
Thanks, Trippor Daniel come to Judgment
At last golf is indicated.
Among other Vacation Phrases" collected by a
careless joker find this THE quick or the dead
Running for the village doctor"
| Spoiled quite. and just through neglecting the
niceties Of punctuation! Clearly It should read:
! THE quick or the dead" Glance more at the
title page Of His Terrible Secret; Clarence the
Man Monkey" and you will that right.
That's the great point about Hall Game. He knows
how TO punctuate.
know your goods thoroughly master and practise
the principles of craftsmanship, and personality will
descend upon you like a halo" Thus cries Mr.. w.
Maxwell in Golfers" but doubt IL he has
cated with the best statesmen. II he Will examine
the following quaint memories culled from our ex
perience purchaser Of manuscripts, he VIII see
| that there is to It,
Now you just look at this photograph. So pretty,
and only sixteen She has gone on the stage
Temptations, you know, slr-awful temptations!
Now if you will publish this story Of hers am sure
! il will encourage her to be good girl
There you are. sir You entirely at liberty
to reject this article, but ! am the greatest living
authority and if you do reject II, pop goes your
magazine"
| Good morning. Mr. Editor! Got few moments
leisure? am carrying line Of strictly high class
| fiction"
And finally the poses. They came with manu-
script from dear soul in Florida. and attached to
| their stems was a card. We read: Just breath
| OF Southland" Touching-oh, frightfully But some
good angel checked impulse to return the manu-
script with printed slip and the sentiment Just
! a breath of Northland" r. L. IA.