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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-09
belle Baker. LYRIC Feature.

Belle Baker, Lyric Feature.
Doing things differently is one way
TO catch and hold tho public eye. To
this attribute Belle Baker attributes
most of her success Miss Baker has
ability, personality, and everything she
does Is distinctive, this applying to her
songs aud her way of singing them.
To get out of every song all that Is in
IL requires Intelligent study and treat
ment rs much so In the learning of
a trade. This accomplished fact visi-
bio In Miss Bakers singing exhibition.
has established her as one of tho most
popular numbers In the vaudeville field.
The Vincent Amusement Company's
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07
BOY PAID FOR HIS WHISTLE
obeyed Fathers Instructions All
Right, but Made no Sort Of a
Hit With the Teacher.


It all happened in a wayside village.
She was the village schoolmistress.
prim and proper, but a bad hand at
settling accounts with the local trades
men; he was ten years of age, one Of
her pupils. and son and heir of the
village grocer.
Tommy" she yelled in class one
morning. don't you know it's rude to
whistle In the presence of a lady?"
Tommy was not abashed nor chas-
tened.
"But dad told me to whistle" he re-
piled.
your father told you to whistle.
Tommy" queried the school teacher,
In considerable doubt.
"Yes'm. He said when he sells you
anything we've got to whistle for our
money"
Tommy then took up conspicuous
position in the adjacent corner.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

cavalry of Essex county, New Jersey.
The carriage in which rode Vice
President-elect Marshall and Presi-
dent pro tempore Bacon Of the United
States senate was surrounded by the
members of the Black Horse troop of
the Culver Military academy of .Indi-
ana. This is the first time in the his
tory of inaugural ceremonies that
guard of honor has escorted q vice.
president to the scene Of his oath TAX
ing.
Formation Of Parade.
The military and the civil parade. q
huge affair which stretched its
length for miles along the Washington
streets, formed on the avenues radiat-
ing from the capitol. After President
elect Wilson had become President
Wilson and vice-President-elect Mar
shall had become Vice-President
Marshall, they went straightway from
the capitol to the White House and
thence shortly to the reviewing stand
In the park at the mansions front.
The parade, with Maj. Gen. Leonard
Wood, United States army as its
i
toll grounds to move along the avenue
to the White House, where it was to
pass in review. The trumpeter sound
ed forward march" at the instant the
signal was flashed from the White
house that in fifteen minutes the new
ly elected president and commander
in-chief of the armies and navies Of
the United States would be ready to
review "his troops"
It was thought that the parade might
lack some of the picturesque features
which particularly appealed to the
people on former occasions. There
were Indians and rough riders here
not only when Roosevelt was inaugu-
rated, but when he went out OF ONCE
and was succeeded by Wnliam H.
Taft. The parade. however. in honor
pf Mr.. Wilson seemed to be pictur-
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07
Federal and State Troops, Men
From Navy, Veterans and
Civilians March.
Gen. WOOD IS GRAND MARSHAL
Indians; Hunt Clubs and College Stu
dents Are In Llne-EnthusiastIo
Spectators Continuously Cheer
the Inaugural Procession.
BY GEORGE CLINTON.

Washington, March 4.-The "Jeffer-
sonian simplicity" which Woodrow
Wilson requested should be observed
In every detail Of his Inauguration as
president did not apply to the inaugu-
raj parade, for 1t was as elaborate as
such an affair usually is. The people
wanted it so. and they showed their
appreciation of the spectacle by turn
ing out by the hundred thousand and
cheering wildly as the marchers pass
ed with bands playing loudly and flags
waving bravely.
The newly inaugurated president re-
viewed the procession and smiled his
approval as he returned the salutes Of
the commanding officers, for all the
glittering show had been arranged in
his honor. Pennsylvania avenue. from
the capitol to the White House. was
full of color, music and movement.
People Enjoy the Sight.
The inhibition Of the inaugural ball
and of the planned public reception at
the capitol had no effect as bar to
the attendance at this ceremony of
changing presidents. Masses were here
10 see, and other masses were here to
march. There was greater demon
Btration while the procession was pass
Ing than there was four years ago.
Victory had come to a party which
had known nothing like victory for a
good many years. The JOY Of posses
sion found expression in steady and
abundantly noisy acclaim.
President Taft and President-elect
Wilson were escorted down the ave-
nue. by the National Guard troop of
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Ny plain talk to young men in my
last article certainly brought out
many responses from young men. !
take this means Of answering them
briefly, for the benefit Of other young
men who did not write me. One
writer says:
IT was greatly interested in your
talk to young men. wish ! was
strong and we'll as you describe your
self to be. / am going to begin at
once and follow your advice and take
care of myself as ought to. will
quit the use Of all stimulants, tea and
coffee. go to bed early. I will take
the cold water towel bath every morn
ing. want to live. to be old and
useful, like you. And shall also
keep Peruna at hand, in case Of slight
ailments as they may arise. thank
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07
Dr.. Hartman,s Plain Talk to Young Men

you In the name Of thousands Of 9th
er young men, like myself"
To this letter I replied:
MY Dear Boy:-I cannot tell you
how much good your letter has done
me. To know that am arousine
the young men in matters OF right
living fills me with gratitude and en-
thusiasm. want to help you. Write
me any time you wish and ! VIII con.
slider your letter strictly conddential
and give you. prompt reply. Follow
the advice / gave in my article. When
ever you have occasion to consult mo
further do not hesitate. Let us be
friends. II you will be obedient to
me as q son ought to be will be
faithful and true to you as q father
ought to be. Yours sincerely, 8. B.
Hartman, M. D., Columbus. Ohio.
Peruna Is for sale at all drug stores.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07
Bowels Get Weak =
As Age AdpanceS
The First Necessity is to
Keep the Bowels Gently
Open With a Mild
Laxative Tonic

Healthy old age is SO absolutely de-
pendent upon the condition Of the
bowels that great care should be taken
to see that they act regularly. The fact
Is that as age advances the stomach
muscles become weak and inactive
and the liver does not store up the
juices that are necessary to prompt
digestion.
Some help can be obtained by eat
ing easily digested foods and by
plenty Of exercise, but, this latter is
irksome to most elderly people. One
thing is certain, that state of con-
stipation should always be avoided as
1t is dangerous to life and health. The
best plan Is to take a mild laxative
as often as Is deemed necessary. But
with equal certainty 1t is suggested
that cathartics, purgatiyes, physics.
salts and pills be avoided, as they do
but temporary good and are so harsh
az to be shock to delicate system.
A much better plan, and one that
thousands Of elderly people are follow
ing, Is to take gentle laxative-tonfc
like Df. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin,
which acts as nearly like nature as is
possible. In fact, the tendency of this
remedy is to strengthen the stomach
and bowel muscles and 80 train them
to act naturally again, when medicines
Of all kinds can usually be dispensed
with. This is the opinion Of many
people of different ages. among them
Mr.. o. p. Miller, Baroda, Mich, who
writes: 81 am 80 years old and have
been consttpated for many years. Since
receiving your sample bottle have
procured two SOC bottles and find that
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

No Place to indulge In Small Talk.
The small son of a devout Kansas
City father was visiting his grand
parents. The sun had just come out
after long rainy season and the.head
of the family. in saying grace at the
breakfast table. gave thanks for the
bright morning and the beautiful sun
shine.
'Why. grandpa!" interrupted the
youngster, accustomed to stereo-
typed form of worship and shocked at
what he considered his grandfather's
irreverence. ''You must pray-don't
talk to God about the weather."
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

1t is the best remedy ever used and
does just what you claim for 1t to the
very letter. can not recommend It
too highly"
A bottle can be bought Of any drug
gist at fifty cents or one dollar. Peo-
pie usually buy the fifty cent size first,
and then, having convinced themselves
of its merits they buy the dollar size.
which Is more economical. Results are
always guaranteed or money will be
refunded. Any elderly person can fol-
low these suggestions with safety and
the assurance Of good results.
II no member Of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you would
like to make a personal trial of It be-
fore buying 1t in the regular way Of a
druggist, send your address, postal
will do-to DR.. w. b. Caldwell. 203
Washington st., Monticello, Ill, and a
free sample bottle will be mailed Won.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07
Calumet Guarantees Baking Econo,

Calumet Guarantees Baking Economy.
Have you ever stopped to think just
what Economy" in baking really means? ?
Some folks seem to have. the idea that
saving a little on the cost Of the mate
riaIs-the flour. eggs. etc.-is economy.
Others are of the opinion that they have
been economical when they buy the low
priced baking powder, and save 10c to 2oc.
But both are wrong. For the real econ
omy-the economy that counts-consists IN
buying low-prfced materials.
And that beyond a doubt IL the reason
that Calumet Baking Powder is the favor, o';,
prevents failures-and guarantees sue
cess-which in the end is the same thing
Calumet is unfailing-it makes every
baking good-more tasty. more delicious. \, I.
not only pure and wholesome itself-but
30 uniform in quality that you can always
depend upon 1t. Two Worlds Pure Food
Expositions-one at Chicago in 1897. and
the other at Paris. France. in 1912-have
officially pronounced Calumet the best
baking powder made.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07
Solvent.

A certain man found himself In the
possession of $11, 100000. But he did
not lose his head. On the contrary.
81 will pay only so much for a car"
he firmly declared, "as will leave of
the $11,000.000 sum sufficient, II
prudently invested in the funds. to de-
fray the cost OF having the thing
around"
And though In that resolution he
paid 30 little for car that his wife
would scarcely speak to him, his
sense of financial solvency was his
ample reward.-Puck.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07
CLEAR HEADED
Head Bookkeeper Must Be Reliable.

The chief bookkeeper in a large
business house in one of our great
Western cities speaks of the harm
coffee did for him. (Tea is just as
injurious because it contains caffeine,
the same drug found in coffee.)
my wife and drank our first cup
Of Postum a. little over two years ago
and we have used it ever since, to the
entire exclusion of tea and coffee. 1t
happened in this way:
"AbCut three and a half years ago
had an attack of pneumonia, which
left q memento In the-Bhape of dys-
pepsia. or rather, to speak more cor
rectly. neuralgia of the stomach. My
cup of cheer had always been coffee
or tea, but i became convinced, after
a time, Chat they aggravated my stom-
ach trouble. l happened to mention
the matter to my grocer one day and
he suggested that I give Postum a
trial.
Next day 1t came, but the cook
made the mistake of not boiling it suf-
ficiently, and we did not like it much.
This was, however, soon remedied.
and now We like 1t SO much that we
will never change back. Postum, be-
ing food beverage instead of a drug.
has been the means of banishipg my
stomach trouble. verify believe. for
I am a we'll man today and have used
no medicine.
my work as chief bookkeeper in
our Co.'s branch house here is Of q
very combining nature. During my cof-
fee-drinking days I was subject to
nervousness and the blues. These
have left me since began using Post
am. and ] can consc:entiously recon-
mend It to those whose work confines
them to long hours of severe mental
exertion." Name given by Postum
CO.. Battle Creek, Mich.
There's q reason" and 1t Is ex-
planned in the little book. "The Road
to Wcllville," in pkgs.
Evor fead tire above ietter7 A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
lnterosk Adv.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07
6riQht Work.

'T have here handy article that
sells for 10 CENTS" began the caller.
Don't want it," snapped the woman.
II didn't think you would buy it,"
said the caller as he turned to 60.
"The lady across the street told me
your husband never gave you any
money"
"She did. eh?" exploded the woman.
"Give me five of those things you are
selling. My husband gives me more
money in day than that old cat gets
in a month"
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07
rakIna a Le..er chance.

A government inspector was con-
Quoting an oral examination for ma
rine engineers. Said he to me:
''If you had tested your gauge cocks,
had loked at your water glass and had
found no water in the boiler. what
would you do?"
Came the answer. swift and true:
II would jump overheard
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Anyway, the man who follows your
advice always has some one to blame
II he falls.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

While the seasons always open for
fortune hunting. few Of the hunters
are good shots.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invig-
prate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated,
tiny granules, easy to take as candy. Adv.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Makes the laundress happy-that,s Red
Cross Bag Blue Makes beautiful. clea.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Rubber Atrocities.
"I can sympathize with those vic
time of atrocity In the rubber
regions"
What do you know about them?"
Its my business to carry our rub
ber trees in and out of the house, ac-
cording to the weather"
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

It's the easiest thing In the world
to instruct another how to do things.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

The best of men are sometimes
worsted-and that's no yarn.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Examine Carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
signature asass ,'s ., lfaZzsZw
In Use For Over so Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Gossips repeat everything they hear
and a lot they don't.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Silly people are usually happy. but
not all happy people are silly.
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Your dru0gist viii Fefnnd money Il PAZO ONT
MENT falls TO cure any case Of Itching, Blind,
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Write for book saving young chicks. Send M
names OF friends that use incubators and Rel
book free. Raisall Remedy Co, Blackwell, ,Okis
Eastern Colorado times., 1913-03-07

Cheering 10 Continuous.
All along Pennsylvania avenue, from
the capitol to point four block be-
yond the White House, the spectators
were massed in lines ten deep. The
cheering was constant and Woodrow
Wilson cannot complain that the cere-
monies attending his induction into
office were. not accompanied by ap-
parently heartfelt acclaim OF the peo-
pie over whom he is to rule for at
least four years.
Every window In every building on
Pennsylvania avenue which Is not oc-
cupied for Office purposes was rented
weeks ago for good round sum of
money. Every room overlooking the
marching parade was >taken by as
many spectators as cound find a want;
age point from which to peer through
the window panes. The roofs of the
buildings were covered with persons
willing to stand. for hours In a March
day to see the wonders Of the inaugu-
raj parade, and many of them partic-
ularly glad of an opportunity to go
home and to say that after many years
waiting they had seen q Democratic
president inaugurated.
The parade passed the reviewing
stand Of President Wilson, who stood
uncovered while the marchers saluted
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-05
Leave your little wants at The
Star Branch.
One in your neighborhood.

Leave your little wants at Inc
Star Branch.
One in your neighborhood.
NORTHWEST BRANCHES.
Board 4 MCGUIRE. 9th and SITS.
Butler Field, Druggists 3rd and Indiana ave.
Postal Telegraph. W.. B. & A. sta. Bond bldg.
Criswelfs Drug Store, 7th and T SITS.
Fred B. Campbell, Drugs. 4203 Georgia ave.
I. h. Day, Druggist. 14th and SITS.
VIM. II. Davis. Druggist, 18th and SITS.
Flemer's Pharmacy, 18th and Columbia road-
GentDer Drug Store, 14th and Z ss
Goidenberg's Bureau Of Information.
Herbsts Drag Store 25th and Pa. ave.
Hygeian Pharmacy End and Mass. ave-
Hoimesd Pharmacy Holmead and Otis place.
Hotzelaws Newsstand. 17o5 Pa. ave.
Interior Dept, 9th and F, Postal Telegraph.
g. kann. Sons Co.. Information Bureau.
Morse's Pharmacy. 1904 l. ct.
N. ID. Parker, n. Cap. and NV.
Paul Pearson. Druggist. 18th and Florida ave.
r. d. Ridgewsy Pharmacy. Conn. and Fla. ayes.
Roland Wallace, Newsstand and Stationery Store.
s2s 9th ST.
T1ion Station. Postal Telegraph.
United States Capitol, Postal Telegraph.
llS2 Connecticut ave, Postal Telegraph.
Ouigieys Drug Store. 21st and stA
GEORGETOWNs
O'Donncirs Drug Store. 32nd and n stA
Pride's Pharmacy, 2sth and SITS.
Postal Telegraph, 1249 Wisconsin ave.
NORTHEAST
r. K. Richardson Co.. y. Cap. ard p sta
Keneaiy's Pharmacy, N. Cap. and I SITS.
Taylor Lamb, 18th and E Cap. SITS.
r. NJ McWiliams' Pharmacy. 1245 II st. ne
9eatman. ID. A.. Pharmacy. 7th and Fl.
Lincoln Park Pharmacy, 18th and East Cap. sts
SOUTHEAST:
Thompson Drug Co., Sth and Il SITS.
Bradiey's Drug Store. 18th and Pa. ave.
II. 5. Feaiy. Druggist. 11th and Pa. ave.
SOUTHWEST:
18th 81. wharf, Postal Telegraph Once.
Sullisan's Drug Store, 7th and d SITS.
ANACOSTIAs
Burys Drug Store, 200 Nichols ave.
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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-10-30

helpless and useless as was the
Swedish girl in the tropics who APP
piled for the position Of general
house girl. The mistress Of the
house asked her: Can you cook?''
NO." was the answer. Can you
make beds?'' No" s'Can you
wash dishes?'' NO" We'll. what
on earth can you do?" The daugh-
ter of Sweden replied: Ay can
milk reindeer
AS no country is immune against
an attack Of this kind. I say, let
there be peace and more peace.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-10-30
WRITING NOTICE.

All inmates re hereby re-
quested, when writing. to
place their register number
and page number on the up
per right hand corner Of the
envelope, in the space to be
covered by the stamp. The
page number will be found
written with a lead pencil
on all incoming letters. Com
pliance with this request will
cause letters to be mailed at
an earlier date.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-10-30

While John of the Mirror force was wait
ing on the table during the meeting of the
Associated Charities and Corrections, one
the ladies said to him: care you a-a-f
eyes, he said, putting his finger on his
breast, 'I' m one of the little prisoners.
''But, lady he continued, 1--WE are not
allowed to talk "What, never talk at
alll'' s!No, only when we get in our cell
at night we talk to the man above. 'Oh,
you poor, poor boy' she said with sigh.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-10-30
OUR DRILL.

Because there are great number
in our midst, who do not realize the
many great benefits to our well be-
ing that are directly traceable to
the compulsory drill in vogue here.
the following is reprinted from Our
Dope Book, published at Walla
Walla, where they have DO such drill
and where the need of one is editor
tally pointed out, with the sugges-
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-10-30

iton that such drill will prove Of
inestimable benefit to the inmates:
Day. Sunday. Time. IL a. M.
Place. The Yard. The casual OBJ
server sees baseball game between
the 'Mill'' and the shop Line" in
progress. A few spectators, some
restless spirits promenading, the vast
majority of the 'inmates'' either
squatting on their launches or prop
ped up against the wall.
Watch the 'promenaders'' and
notice the stoop of the shoulders and
the hang of the head. Note the
"loungers'' and see the laxness Of
the attitudes. The absolute lack Of
vim and nerve on the part of all
save the actual ballplavers is truly
noticeable. Everybody slouches
and the "lurch'' is marked.
There are men within these walls
from every walk of life soldiers,
sailors, artisans, clerks, skilled crafts
men, laborers; young, middle-aged
and old men. ALI of them, without
exception, show the effects of their
confinement. They lack that crisp
ness in their movements that belong
to the man who exercises regularly.
This is the more noticeable in the
case of the old timer than in the case
of the wly-arrived fish"
This is surely not az it should be.
Most of the men who hold up the
wall would be only too glad of some
thing to occupy their time and half
an hours regular drill would help
them towards setting up the ply
siques worn out by confinement.
What opportunities have the
large majority of the men for exer-
cising the muscles of the thorax and
the abdomen in rhythmic exercise?
Indigestion and dyspepsia, loss of
appetite and sour" stomachs are all
traceable to want of proper exercise
We do not contend that half an
hours exercise per week would bea
panacea for all the ills that flesh is
heir to- but it would be a beginning
of health-giving movement. You
cannot wind up clock one day, let
it alone for three weeks and then ex-
pect it to keep good time. Muscles
lose their elasticity and decline their
proper voluntary functions and un-
accustomed movement becomes irk-
some unless they are properly exer-
cised. A man with sound diges-
ton and ripping free-moving mus
cles. who takes joy in the expan-
sion of chest and loves to breathe
deeply, takes wide outlook of life
and scorns the meaner things Of
earth.
This is possible for all of us, with
only the trouble of, Organization"
Apparatus? We need none. Space?
None save that which Is at our dis
posal; or for preference the grass
plat at the back of the Chapel.
Simple dumb bell exercises, with
clinched fists, marching, simple mil
itary drill. and the elementary Swe-
dish drill are all that is required to
make man walk erect, breath deep
~ and correctly, and to cultivate
that springlness of step that denotes
healthy muscular condition"