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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17
HOLY NAME SOCIETY
 OF FAIRFIELD TO HOLD
 WHIST AND ALSO SMOKER
Plans Made at Recent Meeting to Hold Smoker Next Week. Roman Fined for Theft of Apples = Many Orchards
 Damaged by These Intruders.
(special to the Farmer.l

Fairfield, Oct. 17-At a meeting of the Holy Name society held at St. Thomas hall last evening it was voted to hold a whist and also a smoker. The smoker will be held on October 20 at their haIl.E The whist will be held at the hall on Octoger 31. The following is the committee named to take charge of the affair: John Boyle, chairman; Frank F1annigan, John Su- rip, Charles Bergin, Joseph CulleK, William Harffs Edward F1annigan, John Flynn, Albert Muttitt, Joseph Grffen, Edward Kelly, Frank Archam- bau and George Jennings The Rev. W.~J. Blake, pastor of the church, was elected treasurer for the coming sea- son. [ It was voted to remodel th@ hall and put several pool tables as we'll as 8 bowling alley in the building. The work of putting steam heat into the hall will be started in a few days. It is expected that the hall when com pleted will be one of the finest in the county. A number of new mem bers will be taken in at the next meeting.
 theft by Judge Bacon Wakeman in the town court yesterday morning and fined $10 and costs and sent to Jail for 10 days. The costs in the case amounted to $22. .SS. Roman did not have the ready cash and went to jail.
  Plains has been missing large Quan- tity of apples for some time past. Deputy Sheriff Elwood was called and a, number of apples were marked by putting a small hole in each Monday Roman was seen about the orchard. and it was thought that he was the guilty part. A search of his home was made with the result that two large bins in the cellar were found filled with apples. The marked ap- pies were found in the bin.
 Roman was arrested a short time ago for the same offence. At this time he was fined but it appears that the fine did not stop him of the act of stealing. The farmers about this place have had lot Gf trouble this season about the theft of apples. Per sons would come into the orchards and after getting all the fruit they wished would then try and damage the trees. One owner of a large or chard stated yesterday that he did not care about the number of apples taken but he did object to the way the trees were damaged.
 Miss Marion Lee of Bridgeport was a guest of Miss Katherine Forbes at her home in this place on Wednes- day.
 John Kelly of Greenfield Hill is spending a few days with friends in New York city.
 George Redden of Brooklyn, N. r., was recent guest in town.
 Miss Fanny Lyons has returned to her home on the Bridgeport avenue after spending few days with rela- tives in Hartford.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17

It was said that the statute would not be satisfied by stopping at some remote or inaccessible place, nor by 8 mere passive willingness to answer inquiries. It requires the rendering the spot and imediated1y of explicit and definite information as to himself of a nature which will identify him readily, and make it simple and easy to find him thereafter. Though it does not state to whom the informa- ton shall be given, the implication Is that 1t must be furnished those whose person or property has been injured, is reasonably possible, and if not to some one in their interest or to some public officer or other person at or. near the place and time of the 4ajury. But the word Knowingly was <Ot in- serted in the statute without a. reas- on.@Comm onwealth vs. Horsfa1l. Mas sachusetts Supreme Court, 100 N. E., 362,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17
Mvp STOCK MARKHT.

Medium to good steers sold at $7.4o @$s.65 per 100 lbs; oxen at s5.50@s6.75; bulls at s4.75@$630; cows at s2.75@ $5.75; tail ends at -$2.5o. Dressed beef, 12@14o for native sides.
 Common to prime veals sold at $7.50 @$12 per 100 lbs; cu1ls at $4@$7; year Angs and grassers at $4@$5-50. Dressed calves 14@18c for city dressed veals, with a few selling at 1s1-2c; country dressed at 11@17c.
 Common to prime sheep (ewes) sold at $3. 25@$475 per 100 lbs; a little bunch of selected at $5; culls at $2@ s3.25; medium to prime lambs at $6.75
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17
ACQUITTED ON BING CHARGE BUT JAILED FOR
 DISORDERLY CONDUCT.

Dennis Dowd, Ralph Partridge, Viola Greenwood and Florence Der tram were arraigned in the Orange town court yesterday on the charges of disorderly conduct and having more than five grains of heroin in their possessions, and after a. hearing, they were discharge on the "btng'' charge and sentenced to 20 days in jail and fined $5 and costs on the charge of disorder1y, conduct. The four were arrested by the West Haven police in a hodse at the corner of Savin avenue and Oak street
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17

spending the week with friends on State street.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17
MEMBERSHIP RECEPTION
 w A

The doors of the Young Women's s Christian Association at 1O87 Broad street will be flung open this evening, for the first large social affair of the season-a membership reception. Ev- cry person on the membership com mittee is expected to be on hand to give all the members, new and old, g. hearty welcome, and interesting plans have been paid to assure each guest an enjoyable evening. The rooms will be prettily decorated in autumnal col ors, and after a fine program dainty refreshments will be served.
 Mrs. Arthur Phillips of New York, a professional monologuist, has been secured as a leading feature of the
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17

Many manufacturers hold that pro-
 &.ucers of this country, owing to their &uantity production, would be more Ehan a match for foreigners under
 A.- cir
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17
ON TWO COUNTS.
(F.rorn Harper's weekly.) )

sgEEe way of the transgressor is hard" said the justice, as he fined Bill dad for exceeding the speed limit.
 seNot around here it ain't!' retorted Bildad q never saw such muddy roads in all my life.''
 Ten dollars extra for contempt O court said the justice
 Why, I haven't said anything about you. judge,'' protested Bi1dad.
 ~fYes, ye hev,'' retorted the justice. I'm road commissioner here as well as Justice Q the peace
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17

evenings entertainment, but will not please Bridgeport people more than
 Mrs. Lucien Warner and MT. Louis Sammis, whose singing and violin playing are always received with en- thusiasm. This affair is entirely free to all members of the association and marks the beginning of many pleas ant occasions for the coming winter.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17

ton s@11c; dressed lambs II 1-2013c.
 Prices steady with heavy to medium weight, selling at $s.99@$9 per 100 lbs; roughs at $7.75. Country dressed hogs 9@12c.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-17
TIME TO STOP
Fron Judge.)

t'I,'' she said, 'can trace my ances- try back to armor and shirts of mail"
 CT started to trace my ancestry back once,' he replied, 'fbut my wife made me stop when got to shirt sleeves and overalIs.''
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
NOTICES

All outstanding city warrants up to
and including No. 1883 will be paid
upon presentation at my office. In
terest ceases after Mar. l4th, 1918.
II. A. HARTsHoRN,
City Treasurer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23

The great calamity in Omaha was
quickly overshadowed by the terribly
disastrous floods in Ohio. Great suffer
ing and sickness from colds and expos
ure resulted. l.. Poole, 22l7 California
St., Omaha, writes: my daughter
had very severe cough and cold but
Foley's Honey and Tar Coumpound
knocked it out in no time. Refuse sub.
stitutes. For sale by the Red Cross
Drug Co.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23

We pay for this treatment u ie
eails TO promptly relieve lndigss-
tion and Dyspepsia.
RexAll Dyspepsia Tablets remedy
stomach troubles because they con- :
tain the proper proportion OF Pepsin
and Bismuth and the necessary car
minatives saat help nature 70 supply
the elements The absence Of which
In the gastric Juices causes indiges-
ton and dyspepsia They aid the
stomach TO digest food and 70 quickly
convert IL into rich red blood and
material necessary for overcoming
natural body waste.
Garry . package Of Rexsll Dys-
pepsia Tablets In your vest pocket,
or keep them In your room. Take
one after each heavy meal and prove
our assertion that they will keep indi-
gestion from bothering you.
We know what Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets are and what they viii do.
We guarantee them 70 relieve indi-
gestion and dyspepsia, or 70 refund
your money. II they fail 70 do 20.
Doesn't IL stand 70 reason that wa
wouldn't assume this money risk were
We not certain Rsxall DyspcpMia
Tablets will satisfy youf Three kises:
rs cents, so cents, and 3l.00.
You can buy Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets
IN this community only ct our store:
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23

An enjoyable whist party was
given last night at the Ed Schott
home. Ten couples were there
and the prize was won by Miss
Milliken.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
NOTICE

Parties having claims against
the Seventh Eastern Oregon Dis
trict Agricultural Society are re-
quested to peesent the same
within thirty days from this date
to C. J. Quinn or W. }. Edwards
at Mayville, Oregon.
Dated this 10Th day of May, 1918.
9-2t
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23

Mrs. J. W. Harrison was taken
to Portland today for an opera.
tion for appendicitis.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
Knew What She Wanted.

"But. my dear madam. there's no use
consulting me about your husband,
I'm horse doctor"
"Thuts why came to you. He's
chronic klcker."-I.ife.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
When in Condor stay at the Summit.
Good rooms and fine cuisine.
TAKEN UP

Notice is hereby given that |
have taken up at my ranch one
bay mare branded with quarter
circle S on the right ahoulder,
weighs about 1000 pounds and
has saddle marks on her wethers.
Owner can get mare by payiug
all charges against her.
8tf John Billing1ey
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
A Gentle Rehuke.

Lady Dorothy Neyill In her remlnis'
cences relates how Queen Victoria
once rebuked certain mistress of the
robes for unpunctuallty. A day aud
hour had been appointed for a public
ceremony In which the queen was to
take part The hour had arrived, and
Of all the court the duchess alone was
absent. The queen gave vent more
than once to her impatlence, and at
last, Just as she was about to enter
her carriage without her irst lady of
honor, the duchess In breathless haste
made her appearance, stammerlng out
faint words of excuse. My dear
duchess" said the queen, smiling, Il
think you must have a bad watch, =
and she unloosed from her neck the
chain Of a magnificent watch which
she herself wore and passed 1t round
the neck Of the offender
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

1t is the opinion of the true gourmet
that Of all marine pan fish there Is
none to compare with the smet (Os.
merus mordaxl. This primary rank Is
It's own by reason OF its dellcacy and
delicious flavor, and when fried light
brown In very tine breaderumbs and
served with melted butter there Is none
that disputes its pre- eminence. Its de
llghtful flavor, however as well as its
peculiar odor, Is evanescent Like the
mackerel, 1t cannot be too fresh 1t is
from its odor that the smelt derives
not only its familiar but Latin name,
an odor so aggressive of sliced encum
bers that If Its presence be manifested
only to the sense of smell people are
often deluded into such suppostion.
This odor is not marked except In the
freshly caught fish and disappears In
the cooking, giving place. however to
citing resurrection of the staet to
an ofactory sense still more savory
and delightful,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
RED TAPE AND A BATH.
Curious Experience of Visitor In a
Little French Town.

Curious Experience of Visitor In a
Little French Town.
St Io, little town IN the Manche
department In France, has no public
bath house such as those found in most
French towns and cities, for the pri.
vate bath In France Is yet, as 1t were,
In its infancy. The youngsters of the
town bathe in the Wire, but the l2,00O
other Inhabitants think themselves
above such a thing as bath. Visitors
cun get bath, It Is true, but they must
order four llters of water, all that they
are permitted. and 1t Is taken to them
Not long ago Il visitor In the town
wished to take n bath lie went to the
hospital to ask permission TO take a
bath there. as In Brittany this is the
custom in towns where there Is no pub
lie accommodation The visitors re.
quest was received rather Coldly, and
he was told that he would have to
make bis request in writing to the di
rectors of the hospital. This he did and
patiently awaited response. None
came, ana the visitor left town.
Two days later the response came
and followed him from town TO towf
throughout France, not catching vi
with him until he had returned tC
Paris.
The response was as follows;
M. -- is exceptionally authorized
TO take bath at the hospital on con
dltion that he is able to Justify by 1
medical ordinance that this medica
ment Is necessary to his state o
health. ~ Exchange.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
A VERY CLOSE CALL.
The Old Darky Came Within One OF
Shooting the Buck.

The Old Darly Came Within One OF
Shooting the Buck.
"Come mighty nigh KILN fine buck
dis mawBn'." said an old negro. Com
III long through de woods, an er ole
buck he jump MP, an, bookerty booker
ty, he run OF a little ways an stop
sllll. Come In one er shootin' him,
sah."
"Why didn't you shoot?"
Didn't hab my gun wild me, sah."
"Then how did you come in one Of
shooting him?'
"Kaze, sab, come In one o takin
my gun wild me-"
"Why didn't you take your gunP
"Ddnt hnh none, sab"
''You are an old idiotW
Look heah, doan' 'buse er man dat
way when ye mint got no cause,
amt got no gun kaze feller dat wuz
Ewine ter buy one from axed me jes u
dollar mon | could pay, SO come IN
one q glttm de gun. If had er got II
would or tuck 1t long wild me, an II
I'd er Ind it | could er shot de buck
easy. sab so doan' come 'ronn 'busin
81 man when de facks Is all ergin yer
huh knowcd folks TO fetch trouble OF
derselycs dat way. Er person oughte
be keerful IN dis he0h WORT o science
and speckerlatlon Good mawnln', sab
Since yer's acted dis way | wouldente
gin yer none o de meat eff had e
Killed It. Fo' you talked dat way
woulder made yer present o some o d
buck, See whut you got by IT, sahF-
Uncle Remus Home Magazine.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

Auguste Rodin, the French sculp
tor, had great struggle with poverty
and adverse criticism in his youth OF
nn cp0side of this early period writer
says: with that innexIble will and
singleneSs of purpose that never failed
him throughout his career the young
sculptor set himself to express in clay,
marble or bronze his conception of life
and art. He used his leisure in work
ing at nighttime in a deserted stable
be had transformed into studio at
his wonderful mask Of The Man With
the Broken Nose After eighteen
months of hard aud patient labor be
finished this mask and sent 1t to The
salon 1t took the hanging committee
fourteen years to discover any merit in
the work. for it was rejected In 1864
and finally accepted only In 1878"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
Knowledge and Culture.

A great memory does not make PM
losopher any more than dictionary
can be called a grammar. There are
men who embrace in their minds a vast
multitude of ideas. but with little sen
sibility about their real relations to-
ward each other These may be an
tiouarians, annalists, naturalists; they
may be learned In the law; they
may be versed in statistics; they are
most useful in their own place. !
should shrink from speaking disrespect
fully of them Still, there is nothing In
such attainments to guarantee the alb.
sence of narrowness Of mind. II they
are nothing more than well read men
or men of information they have not
what specially deserves the name OF
culture of mind or fulflls the type OF
liberal education.-Newman.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
AN EFFECTIVE TRIO.
The Stout Man, the Psrson With .
White Tie and the Corkscrew.

ne STOUT MaHt NV 81 ~" "'N'
White Tie and the Corkscrew.
The smoking car was 80 dull that
when the stout man produced bot
lie his seat mates-three of them
smiled In joyous relief.
who's gotta corkserewT' he de-
manded.
Nobody responded The stout man
looked around. Across the aisle was a
thin person IN a shabby block suit ana
white tie. He was reading In Il
shortslghted way gilt top volume
with a limp cover.
The stout man leaned forward
"Bettcha tenner tn parson has
corkscrew," he hoarsely whispered.
"Done," said the man with the gray
side whiskers.
The stout man leaned across the
aisle.
"Beg pardon" he said, but have
you such thing as a corkscrew
about your
The man with the white tie hesitat.
ed. For moment he seemed pained
, Then he flushed little, and reaching
down into his pocket drew out the ar
tlce they wanted.
Ten minutes later the stout man
said he was going back to look for a
friend. AT the next station the white
tie man gathered up his goods ant
chattels and left the ear Then cam'
| the conductor.
"Dd Fatty Frost and the parson
show you any of their team workT HI
laughlngly asked.
"Team work." echoed the side whisk
cred man.
They're the cleyerest swindlin
pair In the country" said the conduc
tor and passed 0n.-Cleveland Plai
| naaIp
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

Resemblance does not always mean
There was no plagiarism
certainly in Newman's line, THE night
is dark, and | am far from home"
though 1t has been pointed out that It
almost exactly reproduces a line in a
play printed tn 1890 This play is
Two Angry Women OF Abingdon" by
Henry Porter, and the original line
runs "Tis late and dark, and am
ar from home"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

isn't that Marjorie Mincer. the sou.
brette starY
Yes"
But she hasn't a particle Of makeup
on her face"
She doesn't wear paint and powder
on the street any more for fear she
might be mistaken for a society lead
er II Life
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
An Observing Boy.

Little Boy (who has just seen his
mother dismiss the servant for staying
away from home the previous night
1--WE or six hours without leave)-- Nam
ma. wasn't is very wrong In Mary to
stay ont SO late? Mamma Indignantly
Yes, Charlie. and very impudent, too
she was. But | won't keep such per.
son In my house Little Boy When
are you going to dismiss papa?-Lon-
don Telegraph.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
.lnhnnv,a Sim.

The front door bell was out OF re
pair Mother instructed boylsh John
to put up some sort OF notice to the
effect John is better at athletic games
than in regard to punctuation, He
finally evolved this sign, which star
tied nelghbor presently brought In to
the mother;
please knock the Door Bell Out OF
Order"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
COMMERCIAL CLUB
OFFICERS ELECTED

At meeting of the Board OF Direct
ors last Thursday night the officers of
the Commercial club were elected for
the following year. The officials cho-
sen are: w. l.. Clark, president; DR..
j. +. Watt. vice president J +. Rob
ertson. treasurer, and Ray y. Scott,
reappointed secretary.
The new members of the board are
j. II. Heilbronner, Chas. Hall and John
X. Putnam.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
EAST AND WEST MEET
Opera makes Friends with the
Blackfee Indians from Glacier National Park

The Indians applauded long and loud at
times aud attracted considerable atten-
tion themselves. While the elite of st.
Paul were present in evening dress they
had nothing on the Indians. who were
very deliberately attired and carried them
selves with dignity and ease.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

"How did that race between the zebra
and the giraffe come outy' asked Little
Jinks
1T hasn't been decided YET" said Jor-
kins. "The CRATES head came In two
feet ahead of the zebra's. but his tail
was three feet behind London Ex-
tress.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

solos sung by Mr. Mccormack, but OF the
rather intricate and high-brow type OF
orchestration rendered by Prof. Rothwell
and his well known orchestra.
Chief Fred Big Top, in referring to the
concert, said he enjoyed it very much
some of it was just like Indian music. "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

The East and the West came together
IN rather striking and unusual fashion
at the recent concert given by the st. Paul
symphony Orchestra in the Auditorium
at st. Paul The Indians attended the
concert as guests Of l. W, Hill aud were
very appreciative not only of the splendid
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
Killing a Devil.

Once a Saharan traveller was inform.
ed by one OF his African escort that he
had Just killed devil. which proved
to be his masters watch that the say.
age had found and, hearing It tick,
concluded that there was an evil spirit
inside. Accordingly he smashed the
tlmeplece by hurting it against tree.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

After the concert, the Indians were
introduced to and photographed with Mr..
Mccormack as shown in the picture
above. They extended him cordial
invitation to visit their native home,
Glacier National Park, Montana, next
summer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09
Palmer Gives Self Up

AS the guest of Sheriff.. F. john
son, X. f. Palmer, a real estate man,
rode from Hood River to Portland last
Friday to give. himself up to the local
detectives. He is charged by Geo. l..
Madden, of Jennings Lodge, with the
larceny by embezzlement of $500, the
sum named in law judgment in favor
of Madden against Palmer.
Palmer has been sought for some
time following the swearing out of
warrant by Madden 1t is alleged that
Palmer sold some property for Madden
and from the proceeds took S700 fee.
This, because he was said to have no
agents credentials from Madden, was
recovered by Madden in civil suit.
Palmer, it is said, refused to pay the
judgment and the warrant was secured
as a result.
Palmer, who lived on a ranch II
miles from Huod River, informed the
sheriff a week ago that he would be
willing to return to Portland and face
the charge after New Years. Friday
he walked into the sheriff. Office and
said that he was ready.
"Will you pay my fare to Portland If
| go down ard give myself up!" said
Palmer. The sheriff acceded and Pal
mer boarded the train alone and greet
ed Detectives Litherand and Hill gen.
tally at the union depot, where they
had been notified to meet him.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

Actress (angrilyl you write that
criticism which said my impersona-
ton IN "rhe Abandoned Wife was a
miserable failure3 Crltic-Ne-y -e-s.
You see. you looked so irresistlbly
beautiful that It was impossible TO fan
CIV that any man could abandon you,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

Even a policeman can't arrest the
flight OF time" said the funny man,
"Oh. don't know. reioined the mat
ter Of fact person only this morn
ing saw policeman enter side
door aud stop few minutes"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

routing Wife You used to call NE
the light OF your life. Hub So { did.
but ! had no idea the meter was goloc
to register such cost Bostou Tran.
script
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-01-09

Do you know that fully nine out of
every ten casts OF rheumatism are
simply rheumatlsm OF the muscles due
to cold or damp, or chronic rheumatism,
and require no internal treatment what
ever? Apply Chamberlain Liniment
freely and see how quickly it gives re-
lief. For sale by all dealers.