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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Clearly Not a REGULAR.

When Piffleton was starting for bus,
mess in the morning, Mrs. P. asked
him to give Potts, the plumber, a call
and tell him to look round at once as
there was something radically, radio
ally wrong with the cistern.
Twelve o'clock came and no Potts,
so Mrs. P. was driven to enlist the
services of another knight of the sol
dering iron, who soon had things in
trim.
When Potts called at 2 o'clock he
was informed that the job was done
Il had to send for another plumber
thinking you were too busy" Mrs. P
told him.
"Done!" gasped Potts. Then you've
been imposed on ma'am. l dunno 'oo
e was or what e was, but you can
take my word for if 'es done the job
already e worn't no plumber!"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
IF HAIR is TURNING
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Don't Look old Try Grandmother's
Recipe to Darken and Beauty Gray,
Faded, Lifeless Hair.

Grandmother kept her hair beauti-
fully darkened, glossy and abundant
with brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear
ance, this simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect. BY asking at
any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get a
large bottle of this old-time recipe,
ready to use, for about so cents. This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
to the hair and is splendid for dam
druff, dry, itchy scalp and falling hair.
A well-known druggist says every
body uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur,
because it darkens so naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell it has been
applied-it's so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw It through your hair. taking
one strand at a time. BY morning
the gray hair disappears; after an
other application or two. it is re-
stored to its natural color and looks
glossy, soft and abundant-Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Insanity.

What is insanity" was the subject
Of a paper read before the British
Royal Society Of Medicine by Dr.
Charles A. MERCER. DR.. MERCER de-
plores the loose application OF the ter
rible word to cases that do not merit
It. Thus giddiness, epileptic symp-
toms, fear of closed spaces, as well
as extended spaces, have nothing
to do with insanity since insan-
ity and unsoundness of mind are not
convertible terms No one should
dare call a man insane until his con-
duct has been found disordered. That,
of course, does not mean "disorderly
conduct in the police court meaning.
coupled usually, by a third disorder
of brain function, would be true insan-
ity. If to these a fourth element be
added, such as poisoning, myxoedema,
govt; specific fever, Graves's disease
then a new diagnosis is needed to as
certain whether the insanity is not
really a delirium of the more com
prehensive disease.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
He Had the Idea.

An immigrant, taking examination
at Middletown, ~ Y, to determine
whether he should be admitted to clti,
zenship, was asked:
"Who is the governor of New
York;"
Charles F. Murphy"
And who is Martin Glynn?"
He is the one they put in after
Sulzer was laid off"
The papers we're duly issued.
Which shows that our courts are get
ting much less technical than they
used to be and disposed to seek out
the real merits of things-Baltimor
News.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Could See the Joke.

Sir George Reid, the former premier
of New Zealand, is a very big man.
On one occasion he delivered a long
speech. In addition to being very long
it was very dull He spoke of his de-
Ginning years and said, emphatically:
In a short time shall have passed
away, and will be no more"
Then the fat will be in the fire, -
yelled a voice from the gallery, and
the big orator himself laughed heartily
at the humorous sally.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
TALKS TO FARMERS
by CAPT. T. +. PECK.
Commissioner OF Agriculture

TO THE FARMERS or TENNESSEE.
IN the preparation Of Talks 20 Farm
ers" we DO not claim all the matter used
Will be original. Where We fine another
has expressed we'll what We want 20 say
We Will use good material In q good cause
and the author Will accept this as our
apology for dolna 40.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
ROOFlNGS

We believe that we carry the largest
stocks of roofngs in the south, in painted
and galvanized steel, rubber and compo-
sition. in all prices. from 90c per square,
complete, and up. Try "Paroid," the
King Of Rubber Roofing. Ten years with
out a brush. Pidgeon-Thomas Iron Com
pany, Iron, Steel. Railway and Mil Sup
plies. Memphis. Tennessee. Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

The Wyoming experiment station has
Investigated the subject of alfalfa hay
for horses, and finds that alfalfa is
satisfactory feed for ali classes of horses
and careful horsemen need not hesitate
to incorporate it into their ations
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Ne. charles Anspaugh. R. r. /.

Mrs. Charles Anspaugh, r. r. /,
Kimmell, Noble Co., Indiana, writes:
"Peruna has been a godsend TO me.
l can feel safe In saying that 1t saved
my life, as ! was all run down and was
Just miserable when ! commenced TAX
ing your Peruna, but am on the road
to recovery now. | cannot thank you
too much"
Those who object to liquid medl.
elnes can now procure Peruna Tab
let's.
Ask Your Druggist for Free Peruna
Lucky Day Almanac for 1914
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

Varieties of Strawberries vary consid-
erably in their soil requirements, some
being particularly adapted to certain To-
calities and there meeting with great
success, while in neighboring sections
these same varieties are not held in high
esteem,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

1t should be referred to as mule
sense for a mule will, under no cir
cumstances, injure himself by over eat
ing, overwhelming nor by oyer-playing or
over-working, and in many things sets
an example which even his master might
well follow.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Entitled to Consideration.

do you expect to go to heaven
when you die?" 81 certainly do. /
deserve it." "On your merits?" 81
wouldn't put it that way, but on the
ground that l have been obliged TO
live next door to a trombone player
for three years. Detroit Free Press.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Pain In Back and Rheumatism

are the daily torment Of thousands. To eff
fectually cure these troubles you must re-
move the cause Foley Kidney Pills begin
to work for you from the first dose, and ex-
ert so direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble soon disappears
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

Some boys often chase the cows, not
realizing the great danger and even
cruelty they cause, They should be
taught gentleness toward all animals,
and particularly toward horses and cat.
tle
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
This Is VitaItO Every Owner
OLA
MAXWELL riscOe Motor Car
Made at TarrytOwn, N. Y. and
! New Castle, Ind, 1905 to 1913
Also to all Owners Of Stoddard- Dayton 1905 1914,
Columbia Gasoline and Electres 1906 to 1914;
Evertt Cars of Any Model; Brush
Sampson and Courier Cars

THERE ARE THREE
GOOD REASONS why
you should have your car
ovcrhauled now and worn
parts replaced.
FIRST: The garage man
can give you better service
and you can spare the
car better now than later.
No matter whether you are
going to keep the car, or
sell or trade It In on a new
one-it will pay you we'll
to have it thoroughly over
hauled, worn parts replaced
by new ones and body re-
painted.
SECOND: We are able to
furnish replacement parts
for all models OF above
makes of cars within 48
hours from receipt Of or
der. Have concentrated
this branch of the business
at Newcastle, Ind. Center
of population of the U. ST.
Here we have a S1,750,000
investment in plant and
stock. $4,000 separate bins
of parts.
THIRD: And perhaps the
best reason why you should
secure your requirements
now-we must increase
prices 20%o January 1st,
when the new parts price
lists will be off the presses.
NOW NOTE THIS-Never
before in the history of this
industry has a new con-
Germ, having bought the
plants and assets of a bank
rupt one, taken upon itself
the obligation of furnishing
replacement parts for the
cars it never made.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

If the wife and children of the village
merchant, who has less capital than you,
can have more comforts and a better
time than can your wife and family,
then somebody is being cheated.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

If part of the energy expended in sum-
mer in swearing at the poor stands of
corn was used in carefully testing the
Seed in the early spring, the worlds corn
corn crop would BE- larger.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
usE AIIEN,s FnnT.EAsE-

the Antiseptic powder 20 be shaken into the shoes
for Tender, aching feet. 1t takes the sting ont OF
corns and bunions and nakeS walking delight. Sold
everywhere 25c Refuse substitutes. For FREE trial
package, address A. s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. 7. Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

THE MAXWELL MOTOR
MPANY DID. We
considered it good business,
even if not a moral or
legal obligation.
WE FOUND $4,000 owners
out in the cold, as it were
pleading for parts. Their
cars laid up and useless in
most cases.
WE'VE INVESTED about
one and three-quarters mill
lions ($L750,OO0) dollars in
a plant and stock of parts,
for over $50 different mod
els, made by the concerns
that comprised the United
States Motor Company
whose assets we purchased
from the Receiver thru
the U. S. Courts.
WE TOOK THE NAME
MAXWELL solely for the
protection of 10000 persons
who had bought cars under
that name.
HAD WE CHOSEN AN
OTHER NAME those co.
900 cars would have had
almost no value in the sec
ond-hand market. AS it is,
they have definite value.
And by the replacement of
the worn parts your car
will be good for a long time
to come.
ANY REC OGNIZED
DEALER or repair man
whether he handles the
present Maxwell line or not
can procure these parts
for you. Or you can order
direct. Shipment will be
made within "a to 48 hours
after receipt of the order at
Newcastle.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

For his brother to 60 into the under.
taking business in the same town, is
hardly a recommendation for "a Young
doctor.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
RUB-MY-TISM

WIN cure your rheumatism and al
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia.
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts,
Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptlc
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Maxwell Motor Co., Inc.
1908 Woodward Avenue
DETROIT, MICH.

Note: For quicker soie those lining East Of the A4enics
y0m MaxmeH Meter N York Co., I3h g. East Age Long
City. From the AlgAeaies tie R0cFic order dye Mas.
aOeH Meter NVcak Co., Neacasle Ind Nest Of the Rockies
San Fya1ris
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Scentlnn panner.

$50 your boy is going to play foot
ball today?"
Yes" replied the fond mother ut
looks like rain and I'm almost sure
he will get his feet wet"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

The value of turs exported from
Hardin during the last winter was
much larger than during any previ-
GUS season and is estimated at $780,
600.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

Artists can certainly defy natural
laws"
In what respect"
Why, in their marine views, they
can make oil and water mix
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Heard on the Avenue.

Elsie-My mamma wears pretty
bird fevvers in her hat.
Margie-My mamma don't. My
mamma belongs to the Audible So
ciety
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Tendency.

Mrs. Knicker-Why do you think
baby will be a politician?
Knicker-I've noticed he throws the
mud instead of making pies of it.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
found I'd.

What became of that friend of
yours who was always looking for a
soft thing?"
Hes in a padded cell, poor chap"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Perfectly lame.

That man has a wonderfully well
trained memory"
Yes. He can make it remember
he chooses"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
The Noble Art.

Teacher describing her encounter
with tramp)-And then--I tainted.
Little Johnny Jeffries-Wi yer left
or wi yer right, ma'am?-London
Taller.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

Have telephone installed in your
nome. Some night you may want a doc
tor much quicker than the horse can
travel to summon him.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Oarns Then7

In his speeches Griggs is confound.
ing his enemies
Yes; and privately he is using even
stronger language. Buffalo Express
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

Be sure that you ask for Wright's Indian
Vegetable Pills, and look for the sigma
turc of VIM. Wright on wrapper and box.
For Constipation, Biliousness and Indiges-
ton ADV,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
Whenever YOU NEED
A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic Equally
Valuable General Tonic because Acts the Liver,
DsSes Out Malaria Enriches the Blood and Builds up
the Whole System. For Grown People and Children.
San Francisco

taking
printed label showing
is
Weakness debility aud loss of life
Mothers Pale siehy Children Blioues
to
Puri6es bpd appetizer
No family should Be without Guaranteed By Druggist We
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

DR.. Peery's Vermifuge Dead Shot" kills
and e1pels Worms in very few hours.
Adv,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

An ideal husband usually belongs to
some other woman.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

II is hard TO get an argument cut Of
e man whose stomach is well filed.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

Write for our booklet, chow
20 Make Your Car Live Twice
AS Long, In which we set
forth the Maxwell policy to-
ward owners of the above
mentioned cars, Address
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

Never let the children drift away from
your confidence. They are the most val
liable assets the world will ever hold.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10

The girl who knows she has shape.
ly ankles thinks she has some figure.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-10
DR.. !. .. KELL0GG'S
MA

Remedy for the prompt relief OF
Asthma and Hay Fever. Ask your
druggist for II. Write Tor FREE SAMPLE
RORTHROP & LYMAN CO., Ltd. BUFFALO. NY.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-04-16
GENERAL WEDCM00D
BACK FROM CAPITAL
Says Militia Will Be Bene-
fitted by Transactions
Which He Made.

General e. a, Wedgwood returned yes
terday from a six weeks trip to VASE
ington. Ills mission TO the nationai
capital had to do with affairs connected
with the great reclamation project whieh
a big company in which he Is interested
Is carrying out on the Green river Cen
eral Wedgwood said his efforts In the III
terior department had been successLui
and that satisfactory progress had been
made respecting the reclamation enter
prise.
81 did not 20 very deep into the pc,
litical situation al WaShinSt On, salo
General .Wedgwood. but ] saw no rea,
son TO doubt that the party In power VII
carr out its programme. Everyone VIII
whom | talked seemed 10 oe saUshed Wltil
the situation I heard no talk OF pan!c
or OF any disturbances that might pe eN-
pected TO follow the enactment oi the
poljcles OF the administration. IL appears
TO be the opinion OF practically everyone
in Washington that whatever OF disturb
ance might have followed the change
has been discounted by the talk and ag'-
taton that preceded actual moves or
the part OF the administration. heard
nothing that might indicate that there
was any ground FOR the slightest alarm.
General Wedgwood said he took oc-
casion while i'm Washington 10 attend tt
several matters connected with the UtaF
national guard He said he procured q
good deal OF property for the Utah MI
litiamen The signal corps will be par
ticulary benefited by General Wedg-
woods s activities.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-04-16
: DAY IN VENICE" IS
FLOOD STORY TITLE
Former Resident of Paducah,
KY, Receives Interesting
Mernento.

A former resident Of Paducah. Ky, re-
ceived n copy, or rather flood iseue'
Yesterday OF the Paducah Sun. Ordl-
narily the sun is an eight-pago seven
column paper. which IS published daily.
The copy received yesterday Is three-
column four-pagc paper and it is being
printed on a job press on the second
story of the Sun building. Under the
heading, Day In Venice" the Sun says:
Thousands Of people flocked TO the
refuge camp at Colonial Heights
Sunday, ard the refugees were not
without company" nt any hour. The
refugees were the object OF mnSn
curiosity. The sight was especially
interesting TO the residents Of me
county. Farmers With their faTllllea
miles to the Heights 10 see the inter
estiuy sight Hundreds Of citizens
went to the camp, but the ma
jority of the people OF the city were
content to enjoy boat riues thToueh
the streets Of tho city ,,
Some OF the streets We're filled with
boats and it required navigation rules
for the craft TO move, Fourlh stree' is
was one Of the most popular strcetS'
as the water is OF a depth to insure
good boating and the current Is not
swift. Only those who know how 70
manage q boat attempted TO coHlpat
on Third street.
From the Dayton Daily News 1t Il
learned that peculiar condition. so IA
as the News Is concerned, exists in tha
citv. The News's pressroom was flleC
with water during the recent terribl
floods In that city and the press. o
course could not be used. An effort wa
made, after the floods began TO recede. Z
pump out the water, but as fast as !
was pumped out IL came back In froi1
another source after certain leNei Wa
reached and the process was anandoneu
Then the management OF the News, de
termined to resume publication had :,
happy thought, A press was found !
Columbus that was not in use and
was Immediately shipped to Dayton. sc
up ON one OF the dry streets Of the CITY
| with tent over II, and the paper ha
since been getting out just about
| time.
At Pioua. the Call, also a daily paper
| lost It's stock of white print paper l
the flood and got out several issues
|
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-04-16
WHEN THE JOKE
WAS ON GARRETT
Orpheum Director Discovers
That Good Laugh Cost
Him S94.50.

Unouestionably the biggest laugh AT the
Orpheum this week Is created by the
.'blowing up OF tire on a dilapidat ted
automobile which IS used In One Night
Only the headline act by Cressy and
Dayne The spectators at every perfor-
nance fairly rock in their seats 1t is a
genuine scream
Howard Garrett Of the Orpheum was
asking Mr. Cressy yesterday about the
manner In which the stunt is worked.
He remarked that II was the best laugh
he has had this winter,
"How Is 1t workedI' he asked Mr.
'Cressy.
bile tire painted so that 1t looks like an
outer casing" explained the actor. You
will notice that it Is strapped to the rim
In one place. Well, we examine the
tubes and locate the weak spot, The
machine is run onto the stage SO that
this weak spot is AT The top. when the
time comes the compressed air is let into
the tube, with the result when always
gets a big laugh,
"Rut do YOU use new tube In every
performance" Inquired MIR, Garrett.
Eyes, we use two a day. new one fol
every performance.
That must be quite expensive; how
much do they cost you1"
"About s6.f5 each"
well, that costs you almost S1o0 6
week. It's quite an expensive feature
Isn't it?" remarked the Orpheum dlrec-
"oh. no." replied Mr.. Cressy. 'Yo,
nav for the tubes
"And I laughed at it," exclaimed tht
man who pays the bills.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-04-16
MAY DECIDE TO
USE UTAH MARBLE
Capitol Commission Will Con-
slider Beaver County Prod
uct Today.

The capitol commission will not an
nounce tho result of It's recent inspcc-
tion trip of the marble quarries In Beaver
county until this afternoon The quar-
ries arc located near Newhouse. Utah.
The commission found enough stone to
build another New York and all are
satisfied as to the texture, but II re-
mains TO be seen as to the cost of pro-
ductiou and the finishing OF the marble
In dimension sizes necessary for the Utah
capitol.
this afternoon and IT is probable tina {
final decision as to whether or not the
capitol will be constructed OF Utah mar
BILE will bo made,
r Kletting, architect for the capitol.
said yesterday that he was faTorably I'M
pressed with what he saw on the tTp.
Tho marble, he said. seemed to exist In
large quantities and OF an excellent
quality, hut tho size OF the pieces can
only be determined after the quarry is
moro fully developed
While on the trip. a mountain OF gran
ite. almost as white as marble, was dis
covered II the marble quarry does not
prove satisfactory. the granite may be
considered for the capitol stone.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-04-16
COMMISSION AT
LIBERTY PARK

just plain tree planting without the
frills OF speech making or formal pro-
gramme characterized the observance of
Arbor day by city officials at Liberty
park yesterday morning
In the brisk morning wind and sun.
the various officials welded their shovels
with the usual degree of awkwardness,
tamped in the trees and then went eX-
plorinS over the big park with Commits
sioner George D. Keyser as guide.
Mayor Samuel c. Park and his sched-
ulcd address failed 10 mater!allze. No
body could he found TO substitute for his
honor and so the ceremonies were dis
pensed with. There was lots OF fun and
bantering. however. to take their place,
when Henry w. Lawrence, commissioners
OF finance, drove his spade right man
fully into the moist sod near the central
eastern gate of the park and turned the
first shovelful of dirt. After that q
dozen spades went into action merrily
and within half an hour score of cof-
fee. elm and sycamore trees had been
planted.
Those who took part In the planting
were Commissioners Lawrence and Key
ser, former Governors Heber NJ Wells
and A. L. Thomas: Judge = Harper j
deputy city auditor; w, II. Bywater
chief OF the fire department: Nicholas
! Byhower. superintendent OF parks VII
lard Young, ana several otner private
citizens and newspaper men,
After planting the trees tine party spent
the rest OF tho forenoon Inspecting tht
park and the plant ohservatories.
| Commissioner keyser has a small army
OF men at work In the park rubbing away
| the dun marks of winter and helping
spring fashion new garments for tn
| park. The entire northwestern section o
the park, which heretofore has been al
| uncultivated field, is being parked thi
| year In the center Of the section beau
! tlful fountain Is being built