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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

It Is reported that Milwaukee man
has invented a system where he can
make milk from timothy hay without
the aid Of the COW. An improvement
over some milk dealers, who have at
tempted to make it out of water
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

Apparently France is getting read,
for the ten-cent vaudeville comedian.
One of it's savants has prepared a
dictionary OF the monkey language
and made a collection OF monkey
songs.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

A Partisan chemist has discovered
. dye for dresses that changes color
hourly. A time saving device for soci-
ETY. matrons who heretofore have re-
made their toilette each hour.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

The Bronx zoo Is the proud posses.
sor Of wild ass that kicks 72 times
to the minute Wouldn't it be a fine
thing to stand some of the New York
police officials back OF 1t, and see II
they'd get into action!
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

1t is held by a Gotham Judge that a
man need not support his wife who
moves into the second fat OF their
building and remains there. Must
have based his decision on the theory
that she was TOO uppish.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

To prevent Malaria is far better than
to cure it. In malarial countries take a
dose of OXIDlNE regularly one each week
and save yourself from Chills and Fever
and other malarial troubles. Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

A Columbus woman, knocked down
by q street car. recovered to find that
her deafness Of ten years was gone.
Quite likely the first thing she heard
was an automobile honking for her to
dodge 1t.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

A Chicago doctor says appendicitis
Is to be treated without surgical op-
Grafton. But an anaesthetic will be
needed to relieve the patient of his
bankroll afterwards, Just the same as
now.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

Suffragettes in New York. forbid.
den to speak at big exhibition, have
invented the 'voiceless speech" This
idea ought to take them enthusiast
tically in the average domestic arena.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

Somebody shifted lead into the
place of $4,000 worth Of British SOW
ereigns in transit and England Is as
much amazed as the boy seeing the
rabbit come out Of the silk hat.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

There Is no question but what 1t
was tough who assaulted the Chi
cago girl who lost two teeth in biting
him.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

1t IS rumored that the dog biscuit
Paterson woman fed her guests were
not dog biscuits at all They were
simply her first attempt, and she hit
on that excuse to hide her failure as
a biscuit maker
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

Love Of animals. says a New York
specialist, Is disease. That New
port society circle must be an awfully
unhealthy set.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

Two Chicago detectives were obliged
to give up after chasing two merry
iron workers up and down the skele-
ton Of a skyscraper. They were up
In the air, all right.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

A Pomeraniam dog got stuck In a
rainspout in Philadelphia. and pa
trolman used a can opener to rescue
it. That policeman knew how to get
the lid of. all right
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

An Idaho feminine jury adjourned
court at noon to go home and get din
ner. And still there are those who
say jury duties would interfere with
womans work
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

DO you mind If kiss your
hand?"
Not in the least. but you ought to
know that isn't the proper place.
That's where you put the ring"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

DR.. Perce's Pellets, SMALL sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invigor-
ate stomach liver and bowels and cure con-
stpation. Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

Kansas City women's jury return
ed a verdict in three hours in a case
In which male jury previously had
disagreed They must have been
talked out.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

An unkissed girl has delivered a
lecture on the decline Of chivalry.
Gee. she must be homely.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

A Bostonian has donated 100000 to
combat college athletics. Probably 1t
Will be used to start chess. checkers
and pingpong tournaments.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

Hot stove baseball is a great sport
and nobody gets hoarse cheering 1t.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

ITCH Relieved in 80 Minutes
Woofords Sanitary Lotion for all kinda of
contagious itch. At DRUGGISTS Adv
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

to remove the tacks from the parlor
carpet.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

II you want a man to deliver the
goods, employ one who doesn't talk.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

A man can never remember what a
girl said when she proposed to him.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

When a woman suffering from some form of feminine
fnghtens her.
The very thought of the hospital operating table and the
surgeons knife strikes her heart no wonder
1t quite true that of these troubles may reach stage
where an operation is the only resource but thousands Of
women have avoided the necessity of operation by taking
Lydia E: Pnkham's Vegetable Compound. This fact is
aested by the grateful letters they write after their
health has been restored
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08
False Alarm,

They say that Wombat is gen
ius"
Nothing to that story. It's a
canard. | loaned him a dollar once
and he paid me back all right
enough"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

A contemporary says there are 1000
poets in this country. Who supports
EN-?
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08

1t will be funny If the huge cotton
crop does not make silk skirts cheaper
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-02-08
These Two Women Prove Our Claim.

cary feel it duty all work Of
70 al! women to tell four shall
vegetable good health medicine"
l found myself suffer
had both sides
could
times My botts and
appetite
could not Sleep then
tired
around unless
possible Of
thought would
Deter until subtte
commenced taking Lydia enjoying health
of
felt had
well
do 6 Charlotte NC
Now answer this question if you Why should
submit surgical operation without first giving Lydia
E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound trial? You know that
it has saved many ohers-why should it fail in your casef
For 80 years Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable N>S>@@S,S
male Ills No one sick with womans ailments NJ A. .aM
does justice to herself if she does II g. 80 ~
NOUS medicine made from roots and II ~ y ~
mas restored so many suffering women toeait! II y y II
to LYDIA E.PNKHAE OK 3 ~
tgSxSs ScSNFEDENTIAID LYNN, MASS, MN
letter r
by a III held mt N7<z-r1>--O
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-06

"you have taken up with this new
employee, Macy?"
1t was coarsely said. Words
and manner were offensive. Hill
da bridled.
"Mr. Macy is a gentleman and
a dear friend of mine" she said
staunchly, as though defending
him from aspersion.
"FIe shall not remain here long
to cross my pathr cried Arnli-
tage savagely. Come, FIilda, be
reasonable" he added in plead
ing tone. cat least consider my
appeal. I truly love you. I can
give you comfort, luxury, a So
cial position far beyond your
own"
He could not but note firm de-
NAL in her eyes more than that,
positive aversion. 1t maddened
him. Armitage sprang towards
Hilda and threw an arm around
her.
''You shall become my wife, 3"
he cried. 81 am not used to be-
ing crossed in my plans. Girl, do !
you understand that 7 hold the
welfare of your family in my |
hands? I can turn you and your
father and brothers out of your |
positions. Only love me, and
they shall be we'll taken care Of"
In an excess of emotion the
manager attempted to kiss Hilda.
With a scream she beat his face
with both her hands.
That will do, spoke a calm
6,rA .,-zLz-f.-L |
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-06

Of here at once, or I will have YOU
thrown out.
"Y our emDloy?" repeated
young Macy. MY man, I advise
you to get to the office and be
ready for an accounting, which
will be demanded of you by my
father, the owner of this business.
| have telegraphed him, and he
will be here tomorrow. A dis
charged girl employee gave us a
hint of your double dealings in
dividing sales profits with our
clients. 1 came here under an as
sumed name to get the details.
My correct name is Victor Ne
serve"
Like the craven he was, Armi-
tage skunk from the room. With
slight twinkle in his eye, young
Meserve turned to the astonish-
ed FIilda.
Miss Mason-EIilda," he said.
Judging from what you just told
that man, you intend to remain a
SPinster. Still, recalling your
kind words about myself, L must
hope that you will allow me. one
favor"
"What-what is it," faltered
EIilda, red as a rose.
TO ask your parents five may
become engaged" was the earn
est reply, and Hilda did not say
him nay.
"O-O-
How is my daughter getting
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23

From the London Globe.
cannot be given the right to vote
without their right to sit in Parlia-
ment being conceded, so It is urged
that women cannot be admitted as
advocates in the courts without their
eligibility for the bench being ac-
knowledged. 1t is. indeed impossible
to ignore the logical force OF the con-
tention that women, if they are al
lowed to practice as advocates must
he qualified to sit as judges and serve
as jurors.
And here the woman from New
Zealand has something truly instruc-
tive to say. Mrs. De Costa" We are
told, "is opposed to the appointment
of women juries in cases where wom-
ems interests are at issue, being of
the opinion that the majority of wom-
on do not possess the judicial mind
In other words. women, while quail
fled to enjoy a professional privilege,
are incompetent TO perform civic
duty. Truly, a curious conclusion,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23
MRS. WIN. ARCHER
Tell, Mothers What to DO for Deli
cate Children.

My fourtcen-yoar-old daughter
was very thin and delicate. She had
bad cough so that I became very
much alarmed about hcr health. She
loas nervous and did not sleep we'll
had very little appetite ana doctors
did not help her Having heard so
much about Ninol, | dccidod to give
II a trial. 1t has helped her wonder
fully She can sleep an night now
without coughing once. in fact her
rough is gone. Her appetite is great
ly improved and she has gained in
weight Ninol is a wonderful medi-
cine ANA | will always keep it in tho
house. ! wish every mother knew
what Nnol will do for delicate chill
drcn' Mrs. William Archer, Long
Branch y. J.
This delicious cod liver and iron
preparation without OH is wonder
ful body builder ana strength crca-
tor for both young and Old. We
promise TO give back your money in
every such case whore Ninol does not
benefit. This shows our faith m NinoL
Tulsa Drug CO., Tulsa, Okla,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23
COURT NOTES

THE HASKELL OIL company has
sued w. +. Eplcr in the superior
court, for 5000 on an alleged broken
drilling contract.
JUDGE NJ. A. BRECkENRlDGE
and wife returned yesterday from a
trip TO the Inauguration at Washing
ton and their old homes in Virginia.
SUIT FOR $500 damages as the
result Of the alleged failure of the
defendant TO carry out an oil well
drilling contract, has been filed in the
superior court by L. j. Mildred
against & Levy and Kirlwood. ..
SUIT FOR foreclosure of mort
gage on a church, to satisfy a debt
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23
unngcl for Killing Ncgro.

BIRMINGITAM, Ala. March 22.-
Arthur Jones and William Watson
were hanged here this morning for
the murder of John Holland, a negro
it, June 1911. Both men admitted the
killing. one claiming that the negro
had accused him Of stealing chickens
and the other that the negro had at.
tempted to draw a gun This was the
first hanging of white men in JEFF
ferson county for the killing Of a
negro.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23

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beauty 10y using paint powder ana
other a,rcssorics tn freshness which
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THE IMPROVEMENTS promised
by the Tulsa street Railway company
ON it's Main street line in the business
section, were begun Friday and win
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23

RTD BELLEW, who turned states
evidence in the Reuter- murder trial
and whose testimony was largely re-
sponsiblc for the conviction of Guy
Mckenzie and Joe Baker, returned
to Tulsa yesterday. Bellcw left here
at the conclusion of the Baker-Mac-
kenzie trial and his destination was
not given out He was in consulta-
ton with the county attorneys force
yesterday afternoon, presumably in
connection with the part he is to play
in the trial of Laura NJ. Reuter-, at
Bartlesvlle. in May 1t is thought
Belew win remain here until that
case is called before Judge Hudson.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-03-23

YESTERDAY WAS marriage H.
cense day in the county court Avant
led the list with two couples. The
licenses, as issued, follow. James
Smiley, 26, Avant and Miss Minnie
Singleton, 20, Avant John Smith,
25, Avant, and Miss Nellie Bonebrake,
10. Avant Claude L. Bradley, %,
West Tulsa, and Miss cora Baker, 16,
West Tulsa. Sam w, Dildlne, %,
Piatt, Okla, and Miss Essa Landrum,
90 Piatt, Okla. Fred Arnold, A., Col
llnsytlle, and Mrs. Lee Il. Howard, Al,
l't. Worth.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-11-10

NAV. ! got Perfect in 'rithmetic,
perfect in spellin'. perfect in
biography. an perfect in Deport-
ment. Teacher never give me
no report card.
It's funny, but don't you re-
member how you disliked to show
something that wasn't exactly
commendable?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-11-10
Mrs. PreSt0n'S Decision

Mrs. Josephine Preston, state superintendent of
schools in Washington refused to prostitute her Of
flee to make it weapon for politicians to in
fight on socialism and in careful revision Of the
Of J. E. Sinclair, schoolmaster of Arlington she
refuses to revoke his license to teach.
Mrs Preston points out that the charges against
Sinclair all based the fact that he is social
ist did not believe in the present American govern
ment and wrote violent socialist articles for social
ist paper.
She thought his actions in bad TASTE She did not
agree with his doctrines She felt he should not
be continued in the Schools but she found nothing
in his personal conduct that was either ''unprofes-
sionaP' or at variance with the normal rights of
school teacher as citizen.
Citizens generally depore the rabid utterances of
certain socialists in prosecuting their propaganda
They are neither discreet nor justified in much of
their vituperative assaults on the present order.
But it is to be hoped the time will when
the state will go record for discriminating against
any man because of his political convictions School
boards may not employ him if they find he is inds
Greet in his propaganda to the point of destroying his
usefulness teacher but it ought not to be bar
to the public schools because is republican,
democrat socialist or prohibitionist.
Mrs. Preston is to be congratulated withstand
ing the clamor of the gang that would have set a
bad precedent in the educational system of the state
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-11-10
Cost Of Living Still Rising

Say, boys, how would you like to have some girl
take you out to dance, buy the refreshments and
pay all expenses? And all just for the sake Of having
your company. Well that's the system in ''deah old
London But there's no kissing or spooning bust
ness about it. It's just plain business proposition
Not bad scheme at that, for the English girls
come to think of it.
You see it's this way. There are a lot of fellows
in London who don't make enough to buy extra
ice cream soda; also number of girls who have
money to spare but no male companion. So when
they want good company, without having to pay for
it in kisses they go out and hire decent, well
commended chap and let him carry the pocketbook
until they get home If the "escort" gets "fresh,
he loses his job.
1t may work all right in Lunnon but in these
United States it would take good imagination toI
picture American working boys and men acting asI
hired walkers out"
ssYou're an undesirable and may not enter" said
st. Peter. sBet you million I can," clustered the
shade. tsTaken, replied st. Peter And the shade
sadly turned away for there wasn't pocket inI
his shroud At last one of those Gates bluffs had
been called.
"Col Roosevelt is to cross the Andes" says al
cablegram That's all right. No telling what would
happen should the Andes cross Col. Roosevelt.
It takes one-twentieth Of second for wireless
signal to pass from Washington to San Francisco.
Beats telephone service to standstill there
abouts
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-11-10

6 Groups Fancy China
Savings Up to Half and Over
Hundreds of pieces Of beauti-
full fancy china have been as
sembled on six large tables for
clearance to make room for
holiday displays. Each group
affords splendid suggestions
for prizes and holiday gifts,
including
Salad Sets, Salad Bowls, Cracker
Jars, Sugars and Creamers, Plates,
Vases, Celery Trays, Toilet Arti-
c1es and Many Other Pieces.
The $500 Table contains values to 5000
The 800 Table contains values to $3.50
The 75c Table contains values to. .$1.7B
The SOC Table contains values to. 81 10
The 25c Table contains values to. .s5c
The 15c Table contains values to .40c
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-11-10
SPECIAL
$5.75 Plaid Blankets, $4.75

Heavy all wool Plaid Blankets, size
68x80 inches. with two-inch taffeta bind
ing. Good assortment of color combine
tions. Worth $5.75 pair, for .S4.7b
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-11-10
SPECIAL
10c Outing Flannel, ~

AUC OuCIIIg IdIIH6I, T12C
Mill ends of excellent outing cloth.
lengths from to 20 yards, all colors,
In stripes and checks. Regular loo
value. Sale price, yard. ........ .7ko
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-11-10
SPECIAL
15c Dress Ginghans. 10

Mill ends of the famous Bates Seersuck-
or Dress Ginghams. Best made for SER
vice, stripes. checks and plaids. Regu-
lar 15c quality for. yard ..... Toe
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1913-07-18

Keep back, you!" he said, and
dropped OF the cabin roof.
His promptness had bred a momen.
tary panic. then Slosson's bull-like
voice began to roar commands; but in
that brief instant OF surprise and
shock Darlington had found and with
drawn the wooden peg that fastened
the cabin door He had scarcely done
this when Slosson came tramping aft
supported by the three men,.
Calling to Betty and Hannibal to es.
cape In the skin which was towing
astern the Kentuckian rushed toward
the bow. At his back he heard the
door creak on its hinges as II was
pushed open by Betty and the boy,
and again he called to them to escape
by the skin. The fret OF the current
had grown steadily and from beneath
the wide-fung branches OF the trees
which here met above his head. Car
rington caught sight OF the star
specked arch OF the heavens beyond.
they were issuing from the bayou.
he felt the river snatch at the keel
boat. the buffetiDg OF some swift eddy.
and saw the blunt bow swing on to
the south as they were plunged into
the black shore shadows.
But what he did not see was a big
muscular hand which had thrust itself
out of the impenetrable gloom and
clutched the side OF the keel boat Co
incident with this there arose a per-
feet babel OF voices. high-pitched and
shrill
"Sho'-I bet It's him! sho'-it's Un-
Gle Bob's nevyy! Sho'. you can hear
EN-! Sho'. they're shootin' guns!
Shot"
Darlington cast hurried glance In
the direction OF these sounds. There
between the boat and the shore the
dim outline OF raft was taking shape
II was now canopfed by q wealth OF
pale gray smoke that faded from be-
fore his eyes as the darkness lifted.
The light increased. From the nat
stone hearth of the raft ascended q
tall column OF flame which rendered
visible six pigmy figures, tow-headed
and wonderfully vocal, who were toll.
Ing like mad at the huge sweeps, The
light showed more than this. IL
showed lady of plump and pleasing
presence smoking a cob-pipe while she
fed the fire from a TICK stuffed with
straw. II showed two bark shanties.
a line between them decorated with
the never-ending Cavendish wash. It
showed rooster perched on the
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1913-07-18
KNEW IT HAD BEEN FOUND
But Information az to Minister'S Lost
Coat Afforded Little Satisfaction
to That Gentleman.

William M. Wood, the head OF the
WOODEN industry, said In Boston.
apropos of the new tariff:
1T listens good, as the slang phrase
goes, but will it listen good to the
very end? Won't the end be dis
NAL surprise, like the tale Of the lost
coat?
"A country minister, driving to
church with his new overcoat on the
seat beside him, lost the coat en-
route, and announced his loss from
the pulpit.
Dearly beloved he said, I met
with a sad loss this morning. Some
where on the River road, while driv.
ing to church, lost my fine, new.
silk-lined overcoat. II any of you
find 1t, hope you'll bring 1t to the
parsonage
It's found, DOCTOR said a voice
from the back of the church.
Bless you, my friend! Heaven
bless you!' said the minister, beam.
ing on the speaker gratefully.
It's found, SIR continued the
voice. 4 came along the River road
just after you. and it wasn't there"