New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-05-21
AS | WAS SAYING

Those we're iubilant ructions in Boston-un nj
tarians wrenching Arlington Street Church from
the clutches Of the dread Rose Pastor Stokes MTS
Rose seeking asylum at Ford Hall and the more
desperate class Of UVtarisns swinging after "o'
adoringv from motives of Christian ginger No'"-
ing half so Jolly in years, Shows that Cntarlans
arc no longer the dutons Of drab tepidity they
used TO be In fact. they never were
They are rppers. the Unitarans. We honor tncfn
for H. Almost they persuade us 10 put on our Ola
clothes make our viii kiss our family, take
drink and turn Unitarian ourself.
Mr.. Burton Kline who writes feclinsy on for
elcn affairs. informs us that the London County
Councils BAD Boy Board IS running short OF oad
bovs whereas a hundred were formerly ootana-
bic il lis now q struggle to secure forty. Guess
We know why. The boy sees what Mother Is DONG
and gasps. What's the use?'
For sale. Pair Of Chestnuts. and Years
old" Excellent doubtless but We have never
stopped to cradle snatchins, and cannot oesin now
How painful 10 reflect with Or. Gilbert. that We
are a community Of resident outsiders, Napto"n.
The meek shall inherit the earth. hut rot the 'op
Of il. That sly old bird, the American oad cage
understands this perfectly There il spunk IN nm
TOO so VIC do not think it clever Of him to mas
folks in their own fats and enacing himself WIN
more than Oriental humility when 1t happens 10
rain chry santhemums. We respect MS appetite LOT
peace. but in the long run the peaceful eagles arc
the nasty-tempered eagles. with chip' on uie'
shoulders and swear words handy. and double
barrelled shotgun the front porch ~ ee's 'a'Neu
around that they are not nice eagles 10 tease
sin the japanese have more brains than mo
,Ievicsns and we doubt If Mr. Brysn's Go as taf
as YOU IKE viii fool them permanently
why Il. it," asks Mrs. G. Il. n that YOU para
elaphers keep on assuming that the great ana s'%-
ling question before the feminine newspaper reader
q, s,oraeee 30 such thing What really worries
her is Whether 10 stand up stin as poker NNe
Susanna or 10 dive slantendiculsrl>' IKE Anne''e'
Xo wonder the preachers fail To draw Their
sermons are general rather than personal bu'
they are aware Of this, and eager 10 correct ]"
Witness the Indiana divine who adNer'lses ser
mon on The Three Female Hypocrites OF Blue
rtdse, CapitaI: only why this extravagant use
- material when il would prolong the enjoyment
10 tackle them siugIy'
You see of course. what this leads 10 Ana emu u
Sunday golf sunday tennis sunday po"'hs' o"i
day loafng All true sports. with red pood W 'he''
,oins will rush to church. where new victim VIII
he exhibited and lectured on at each sprltua c'''
Thanks to our learned friend Professor Maunder
.e arc again confronted with the disturbing aues-
ion Arc the planets infested? We negin 70 thi"N
so but fortunately they are long way on
We sit in opposition TO that picture III 'uuse'
cbovs q mob OF excited Villagers ral!in arouhd
ZONES and pitching up their hats and chmoihs "ee'
lilo ..Zacchaus he" Underneath, 1t says NO
rothinr serious simply onion has sprouted In
Joness garden.
False doctrine brethren. Ought instead To SNOW
tho hundred handed Jones c,awine the earths sur
face for sympathizers, and bored and infuriated
nonpIace taking to It's heels. We do not cheer TOT
the onions Of others.
This Is a dear good country. but az yet not prouu
t,atterv from over seas has faii'd TO spoil us de-
served though it too often 10. However we must
nc on our guard The foreigners are growing poldef
Every day they find new way to praise our
institutions and where their kindness VIII stop no
GRO can guess Think Of it-already they nave
hotchcd the admlrng phrase: That great land OF
tho servantless America" Gratifying or course
hat perous II is an awful thing for nation 70
excite jealousy. ~ " "