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The Keota news., 1913-12-19
CASE OF hay fever
sy CLARA iNEz DEACON.

Il was q case Of hay fever and the
Doctor said that Miss Greasy Fair.
hanks must spend two weeks In the
country.
Miss Greasy declared that she'd die
nrst. The doctor recommended quiet
village ON Long Island. Miss Greasy
said she'd drown herself in the Souno.
He knew OF nice old couple that
would take her in and make . Pet OF
her. She would make it 20 hot for
that nice old couple that they wouio
wish they had never set eyes on ner:
However and nevertheless. MISS
Greasy duly arrived ut the quiet VII
laxe spoken Of. and was also duly In
stalled in the quaint but very comfort
able house occupied by the good sa-
maritans.
When It comes to .. shortness OF
breath-when It comes to red nose
when 1t comes to talking the Enghsa
language through that nose-when tne
eyes water and there is need OF =
small boy to follow one around WIN
4 bundle Of handkerchiefs. why. even
. spoiled girl Of twenty must see tne
sense of retiring to some quiet spot
where society 10 not and wait for
change.
Miss Greasy went. but she went with
. determination to make somebody
everybody-pay for her sacrtnce- sne
would be Just ~ mean az she could De.
and II people didn't like it they could
lump It
6n6
girl strolled through the village. Sew
eral people bowed to her. - u the
courteous custom Of the village. and
each bower was coldly snubbed. She
saw . sign Of "Postomce," and she en-
tered and queried:
ANY bail here for Bliss Greasy FAR
banss!"
It was the hay fever pronunciation.
Of course, and the postmistress ought
to.have known it was. but she made
Miss Greasy try three different times
and then said there was nothing Tor
Miss Fairbangs. The cold glare she
rot in reply gave her chills, for week
Az Miss Cressy started homewards
she encountered . young man. 1t may
be added that he also encountered her.
He had heard that there was . good
looking girl from the city stopping 1T
the Peterson's, and concluded that this
must be the one. On her part. she
had never heard Of him and didn't
want to. She simply saw that the
young man about to pass her was not
one Of the villagers. and ~ he seemed
about to bow and lift his hat. she made
up face At him and passed on. She
had got even with the postmistress!
When the hay fever victim. later In
the day, carelessly mentioned meeting
the young man and asked who he was.
Nrs. Peterson replied:
THAT must have been young Felix
Blair. His home il in the city. but he
spends three or four months of every
year here in the village. We al think
him Q nice young man..
Looks stupid to mel" said the sui.
~ girl.
"Oh, dear me, but he's anything but
that. He Ia q naturalist. and said to
bo the smartest one in the state. He
knows everything about birds. hsh. In
sects and animals"
Does he board with some old wom-
m who holds the cats and dogs while
he stuffs themr'
"He has . cottage Of his own down
near the water. Pa and know him
well, and I'll take you down there
some day, IL you wish. His collection
ID we'll worth seeing"
The Keota news., 1913-12-19
new LAND MEASURES
AFFECT SETTLEMENT OF Gov
EMINENT LANDS.
Many coloradoans Are Interested In
Bills Introduced In Congress by
Representative Taylor.

Representative Taylor.
western Newspaper Union News Service.
Washington.-Severa bills affect
ing the settlement of government
lands in Colorado have been intro
duced in Congress by Representative
e. T. Taylor, and referred to commit
tees where they will be the subjects
of investigation during the next few
weeks. Roughly listed they include:
A proposed law authorizing summer
homestead entries.
Designation of arid lands where
continuous residence shall not be re-
quired under the homestead law.
Government camping sites. along
public highways.
Reduction of annual payments OF en-
trymen under irrigation projects.
Second homestead and desert land
entries.
Probably no more important meas
ures for the benefit of the western
pioneers have been introduced during
the past three years. Representative
Taylor asserts that the bills have all
been carefully drawn and that some OF
them have had the inspection and ap
proval of the officials of the interior
department; that he intends to push
them vigorously in the public land
and irrigation committees. In which ne
is q member.
The project for summer home
stead is intended for persons desiring
to own and improve wild tracts for
the location of their summer homes.
Any person entitled to the benefits OF
the homestead lew may enter not to
exceed forty acres Of any public
land within or without the forest re-
serves and acquire title thereto by
making improvements thereon to the
value of $1,000 and maintain residence
of not less then two months during
each of three successive summers.
On tracts of land where there is
not a sufficient water supply for do
mestic purposes, as would make con-
tinuous residence impossible. the Dill
proposes that acquisition shall be al
lowed under the enlarged homestead
act without the necessity of residence
The bill provides that entrymen on
any such entry shall in good faith cul-
tiyate not less than one-sixteenth OF
the entire area of his entry, begin
ming with the second year of the en-
| try, and not less than one-eighth, be-
ginning with the third year of the en-
try and until final proof, and that az
| ter entry and until final proof the en-
tryman shall reside within such dis
tance of said land as will enable him
| to successfully farm the same.
The bill for the relief Of irrigation
project settlers provides that on such
projects as the Grand Valley system.
about to be constructed, no annual
payment shall be required during the
| first five years after the water is fur
nished to settlers under the project.
During the next five years the annual
charge per acre shall be 81 and dur
ing the succeeding five years the an
nual charge shall be So per acre.
Thereafter the annual charge shall be
"a an acre until the entire amount
due the government is paid. 1t is
provided that no interest charges
shall be collected. The bill, Taylor
asserts, win give the relief settlers
under these projects long have been
seeking.
In order to preserve in the govern
A. 1&0
The Keota news., 1913-12-19

After Election Thought.
One nice thing about boiled cab
bage 10 that we don't have it fol
breakfast also.-Ohio State Journal.
The Keota news., 1913-12-19
The Wise Man.

Now q wise man is one who under
stands himself well enough to make
due allowance for such insane moods
and varieties. never concluding that .
thing IL thus or thus because just now
It bears that look.-Horace Bushnell
The Keota news., 1913-12-19


II never stole your old boat, and II
you were = gentleman you'd-you'd
-"
And she choked up and the tears
came to her eyes.
"You are 70 be rescued In due time,
hut we are to have little talk drst.
understand that you are Miss Fair
banks. who came here to cure your
hay fever?"
She made NO answer.
did you hope to cure your snoo-
bishness at the same time!"
She caught her breath with rasp'
ing sound, and her fingers clenched.
1.-The villagers wanted to meet you
and greet you but you antagonized
them at once. You evidently consid.
or them q lot Of pumpkin-heads be-
cause they live in q village. but you
make q great mistake. And who are
you to glare and snub?"s
Ill" she stammered ~ she choked
up.
"No better blood-no better educat.
ed-no better looking. no more accom-.
plishments than thousand Of others.
and yet you have made yourself b.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17
THIS 100 CONTEST Is AN
OPPORTUNITY, NOT A LUXURY

tains seventy-seven double pages on
the top sections of the seventy seven
pages YOU paste the seventy-s seven pic
lures. ON the seventy-scven bottom
sections YOU write down the answers
YOU wish 10 submit 10 each picture
1T YOU have not entered the contest
as yet, and so need the pictures that
have appeared thus far. get n contest
catalogue. which is a list OF 5000 book
Titles, seventy seven of them being
the seventy seven book titles repre-
scented by the scVcuty-scvcn pictures
With each catalogue is given seven
certificates, rcucemahlc free for the
trst thirty-iive pictures. You can re-
deem -four Of these certificates to-day
for the first twenty pictures Each Ger
tincate, you see, Is good for five pic
lures.
suppose picture represents ship
on lire at sea. You don't know, per-
haps, what title the picture can repre-
sent Well. take up Your catalogue.
You look first TO see If there is such
4 title listed as Fire ut Sea. The"
Then look for such titles as Marine
bisaster ~ or TRAGEDY OF the Deep.
The and 50 on. Keep at II and you
VIII rum across the correct title. All
tho titles are listed in correct alpha
hotical order, 50 it is easy 10 look up
the possible titles YOU think out. Use
Your common sense and you'll win.
Now Turn to to-day's picture. What
book title does 1t Representa-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17
An Opportunity, Disguised as an An
ayer BOOK, Is knocking Hard mt
Your Door.

lovers Contest Game. could you get the
awards offered for engaging III this
entertainment?
chance nj these prizes? Why, the rules
permit each contestant TO make as
many rs ten different answers TO each
picture. and yet the contestant need
only secure one copy OF each picture!
With such a chance to get that $500
IN gold, the first prize, don't you think
You could win?
With an Answer Book you need only
possible way 10 use more than just
oU upv Of each picture. You may
2, 3, !. g. t. I, 5, . or 10 answers
ose under the old plan OF get
TIN. eparatc picture and coupon on
whlDA ~ submit each answer. YOU
made nm average Of four answers to
each picture: That isn't high aver
age ii all To some pictures, perhaps.
YOU would not want to submit more
than one answer feeling sure OF hay
YOU would want to submit. perhaps. six
or seven, OF the limit OF ten answers.
An average of four answers TO each
picture is not a high average. you see.
Well. YOU would make III all. then.
seNcnty-scven times four. OF SOS am
Swers And if YOU did not have an
Answer Book YOU would need 30S pic
lures and coupons on which 10 submit
those answers SeVcnty-seven OF the
pictures. Of course, YOU would get from
the paper rs they appeared day after
dan The other 38i Won would buy At
thc regular price OF the paper per copy.
fiS3rc ont what tho total outlay for
c"tia pictures would he-and this for
1n average Of only four answers TO
each picture,
When YOU get m Answer Book YOU
are free from amy further expense, FOR
even though You make ten answers 10
each picture. The answer Book con-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17
ARxUSEnlEN,TS.
six Daily Performances ut the Colonial.

Daily performances ia
Another novel departure from cstab-
lishcd custom will be inauguratcd to-
morrow at the Colonial, when the pop
ular theatre. the doors OF which have
been omen continually for more than
ave wears. winter and summer, VIII pro-
vide two separate bills each day. Each
hin will consist Of three vaudeville
acts and two picture plays. To FUR
Their excite amusement lovers. the bills
Will reverse their position on Thurs
day OF each week. those that have
formed the bin al the matinces for the
nrst three days filling the time ut The
night performances the last three days
while those entertaining the night au-
dicnccs Monday. Tuesday and Wednes-
day will apportion their pleasure MAX
ing to tho matinee audiences on Thurs
day, Friday and Saturday
TO equally distribute the work among
the artists engaged there Will be three
matinecs every day and three night per-
formances. Each performance will run
ono hour. the first of the matinces
starting at $3.50 and the first night per-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17

formance at TAO. a change IN the ad-
will be the largest sum 20 be charged
either afternoon or night. \ dime viii
entitled the purchaser To n seat in the
orchestra or balcony. while children
viii be accorded the same privilege at
the matinecs Tor ) cents.
At the matinces Monday, Tuesday
and Wednesday and tho night perform
anccs the last three DAYS the vaude-
willie section viii he featured by the
Les GouGets, an artistic pair OF i'm
terna tional musicians. Italians, natu-
rally musical. their gifts Will DO dis
played in the playing of classic and
popular numbers on IL variety of wind
and strnged Instruments.
Ray Myers, a daintily pretty and
clever singing girl. viii add charm
ing feature to the bill
Carl Statzcr viii complete tho
vaudeville trio with his humorous
blackface characterization to be dis
played in songs and parodies. stories
and eccentric dancing.
Featuring the night performances
OF the early portion OF the week and
the matinecs Thursday. Friday and
Saturday viii be the screaminEly funny
trampolinc bar act Of the Lcfiel trio
II is entitled AN Initiation at the Nut
Club and for its proper presentation
special and elaborate scenic effects are
carried.
irving Goslar. n song writer. singer
and piano player, will sing some new
and original numbers in stylish
manner.
Craig and Ovcrholt. a musical COM
cdy pair. Will complete the second of
the weeks vaudeville trinities Splen-
did costuming. clever singing, witty
dialogue and natty dancing will be
their share to provide.
Each vaudeville bill will carry with
it special picture pay features two
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17
OPERATIONS FUTILE
More Thnn ano Times Patient Had
Submitted To knife.

going more than Goa operations during
three years for the removal OF n growth
in his throat that iutcrrcvcd with his
breathing, GcorTc Mcdowell. thirty one
years old, formerly OF Spartanbure.
$. c., died At hospital here while
the surgeons were making a last at
tempt 10 save his life
For the past eighteen months Nc
powcll brcathcd through n silver tube
inserted In his throat He had been
under 50 many operations that he be-
came immune to the effects Of cocaine.
ana tho doctors were forced To use
other means. Freezing was rcsorted
To-. ana then chloroforIu, 10 dcadon The
pain whom they worked on the growth
which had batiled every physician
called into the case. The doctors knew
that ii was muscular growth of some
sort, hut could not ten what kind II
WAS such that il contracted the mans
Windpipc and ut Times al but closed it,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17

willie audiences. and the courteous treat
ment found in every theatre in America
where Keith vaudeville Is offered viii
bo ono of the potent reasons for the
establishment OF the new playhouse
high in local favor.
Subscription books will be opened
for regular attendants. whereby their
chosen seats may be reserved for them
the night Of each week they select to
be present. This Innovation is already
being met with favor. The advance
sale for the opening weeks perform
ancc will open ut the box office OF that
theatre tomorrow morning.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17
The Only Thing Good Enough
TO Sinnd Such Test

You know as we'll rs We that mere try
on-l!Sc at drugstore-can't possibly prove
whether n truss or anything else Tor rupture
IL going 70 do any good
Neither is just few days trial a safe
test truss or so-cailrd "appiiance' may
seem alright the first week or 50 and then
turn Out TO lie good whatever
But you cant possibly make a mistake
after sixty days trnl.
And there is only thing OF any kind
for rupture that you can get such long
trial
Only ono thing good enough TO stand such
a long and thorough test
That is our guaranteed rupture holder ,
the famous Cluthe Automatic Massaging
Truss
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17

Jr- was by Danvil- DEMO- in
pra mn wealth DnnyiI
Macon boys
in
tme
ed
" f e publ
In he n n innt ion by ,c newly
Great II ~ n shrty after qualified
TO e h profess don since that
Ia
the Nf II he hoscna mentbc The STATE
ntrni owl
during tho y Ruri the ssion of
n the Senate
lie ia II the of
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17
Made On New Principle

The Ciuthe Truss is radically different
from everything else FOR rupture that IL has
received eighteen separate patents. Made
absolutely new princip!e-far moro
than just truss.
II has thoroughly proved it's merits in
nearly 3eN, coo cases that surgeons in the
L. s Army md Navy ana phVsici.ns in MI
parts OF tho world now recommend II In
stead Of advising operation.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17

Will Save You From Operation
. rupture can't possibly be relieved
NJ even be kept from growing worse
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17
"I:nst Lynne" In Pictures.

goers for the ,wo-dlmes prices Of nd
mission.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17
The Valentine Musegssga

ELEVENTH AND CLAY STREETS.
Open daily from o y. NJ. 10 5 p. 81
3bc. Free on Saturda !,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-08-17

new departure in catering to vaude-
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AUTO FOR SALE

six-cylinder, torpedo body,
4 or passengers. engine in perfect
running order throughout; car has
only been driven 1000 miles and has
been very we'll cared for Cost new
$500. Reason for dispOsing of
same is that owner has ordered a
Blk Six American Underslung. The
PEERLESS has new tires, new top,
set of chains, complete set of tools.
Gabriel horn, 3 extra tubes, seat
covers, air pump to initiate tires,
side curtains, robe rail, foot rest
and has been vanished. Bargain
for $4,000.
AMERICAN THIRTY 1913 model, 4
passenger car, only a little over a
month old, bargain; reason for
disposal: owner has two AMERI-
CANS and wishes to purchase a
larger car Everything complete.
Electric lights, self-st artor. nickel
trimmings. electric horn and bulb
horn, one extra tire with rims. A
years guarantee will go with this
car. Original cost $3.50. Will sell
for $4,000. A chance in lifetime.
1911 Model Oldsmobilo, seven passen-
ger completely Overhauled and paint
ed. In good condition. Price $3.50.
1911 Model American Traveller 30, com
pletely Overhauled and painted. This
car guaranteed. Price $4,000 Amer
lean Motor Co., George C. BeCkley.
distributor. 5449-1m.
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IF it. is good to use attention tomorrow,
how much better is it to do to today.
If tomorrow it is in your interest to
attend, how much more is it today, that
you may be able TO do SO tomorrow also,
ond may not defer it. again TO the third
doy.---Epictetus.
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FURNITURE MOVING.

Union Pac. Transfer, IA S. King.
Tel. 1875. Moving household goods
specially. 5ill-3m.
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MADEIRA EMBROIDERY.

Mrs. Carolina Fernandez, Union St
Madeira embroidery, luncheon sets,
baby caps and dresses. Specially OF
initial and hemstitching. Reasonable.
k-5322-3m
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FIREWOOD.

Yokomizo, Fukamachi Co., Beretania,
mr.. Maunakca. Contractors. Tel.
1886. Home 1851. k53S2-6m
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GENTS FURNISHINGS.

KAN Chong Co., Fort {, Berotania,
Nmas goods at bargain prices.
Hats, caps, trunks, suit cases and
hand bags. 34lI-tf.
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FAMILY HOTEL.

The Cassidy, only home hotel, Wal.
kiki Beach, consists Of individual
cottages and single rooms. Cuisine
excellent, 1000 It. promenade pier
at the end Of which IL splendid
bathing pool and beautiful view.
q zoos Kalia Road, Tel 1878. Terms
reasonable. k-5367-6m.
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FLORIST.

S. Harada, Pauahi and Fort; Tel 1929.
Delivers any part city. k5357ly
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CREPES

Finest qualities Japanese Crepcs.-
II. Miyakc, 124% Fort, Tel. 323N.
:l4J3-6m.
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EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

Japanese Employment Omce-Ito, Ber-
etania St. mr.. PunchbovL Phone
1858, E121-tf
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Japanese cook, waiter, yard boy. Mot
sumoto, 1924 Union. Tel. 1855.
5O7O-tf
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II your motorcycle is wrong have It
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Beretania. k-5324-3m
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GLEE CLUB.

Kaai Glee Club, 60 Young Bldg, Tel
1857, furnishes music any occasion.
k-l3Sl TIN
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LIVERY STABLE.
MANtCURING

Doris E. Paris Hairdressing Parlors.
lilo Fort, near Hotel. Tel 2091.
54JO-6m
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AUTO STARTER.

Ever.Ready Starter. Easily attached
to any machine, no cranking. start
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Richards. Tel 1886. k5359-3m.
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$50 discount on Imperial Auto Tires.
Nearly all Standard sizes. Entire
Stock to be cleared out. Call
S4S1. E. o. Hall & Son, Ltd.
k5411-2m.
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TAsLE BOARD.
MUSIC LESSONS.

MUSIC LESSONS.
Violin, Mandolin, Guitar AIlard and
Sevcik method for violin. Prof. L.
A. De Graca, Studio 42f Beretania,
Tel. Ats, Res. 1906 Young. Tel.
4179.~ 1885, ...-......... -. k5416-3m.
Ernest X. Kaal, 50 Young Bldg, Tel.
1857, guitar, ukulele, mandolin, ban-
10, either, violin, cello and vocal.
k-53S1-6m
Bergstrom Music Co. Music and mu-
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ST. b271
MISSION FURNITURE
Ueda, 544 8. King. Mission or Koa
Furniture to order. K5322-6m.
MOTORCYCLES.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-12-29
FEDERAL s WILL
 INVADE NEW YORK
Finding It Hard Work to Se-, cure Playing Field in
 Metropolis.

New York, Dec. 29-News that President Gilmore, of the Federal league is on his way to this city seems to bear out recent reports that the Federal league is about to make an entry into New York. Several men of prominence in local sporting circles are connected with the reports.
 The question of securing an avail able field proved a serious setback to the American league when it made it's successful fight 10 years ago to put a club in Manhattan and would un- doubtedly similarly hamper the Fed eraI league. There is a chance how ever that the Federals may secure American League Park, given up by the Yankees at the close of the 1912 season. The field, which has been idle for a year, has been mentioned in the rumors.
 Jess and Ed McMahcn, who have been conducting semi professional baseball at Olympic field for several years, were mentioned today in con nection with the proposed club here. When asked if there was anything in the report, Jess McMahon said:
 'This is all news to us although we knew that the Federals had been looking with longing eyes towards New York. Our friendship with John McGraw and Frank Farrell would not permit us to have a hand in the loca- ion of a fie1d.'