New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-17
AS [ WAS SAYING

yK-rs - c,r,a ont that the Argentinians had hired
q hall and engaged the frskier of our eX-Fres'ueH's
as a Lyceum attraction. there began tuilul' VI
anxiety that has not yet subsidized we lol sd"
outlook" articles-a book, perhaps-ahd slu'ue' w.
For no matter who writes about Argentina 1t is al
ways the same .
Here I am in Buenos Ayres. the Paris Of South
America. Gay? Mmmmm, Wicked? Whew! Just
for once let me set aside my scrupes ana picture H.
as wildly as can. a. B.-If you object 70 oeins
shocked close this book immediately Hf,o'',o"-
barrels Of pork T43.19ljO2 sacks Of meal, l9-4o''-
I'll bales Of hay. 63947.2SS acres OF wheat ~
a346732l4 head Of cattle"-and 50 on TO the bitter
bitter end -
There will be Conversations though. The colonel
has absented himself before and experience teaches
us that a sojourn abroad refreshes him in mind anu
body. milking him a great comfort 20 the nation ana
q joy TO photographers.
$1,000 for a Book Of Hours" Drop the II. and
this will interest us strangely.
Hotel piazza. Moonlight "Oh, Mabel. child!
There's a perfectly awful great big one just going
10 bite you on the tip Of your left earl
Very kind and sympathetic and soIcitous, OF
course but long before this lengthy recital Is nan
under way the crime is complete and the criminal
has fled bulgiug with Mabers gore. So we feel IL
our duty o. reason with the piazza and urge II 20
be more sudden Brevity. dear piazza It's an
affair Of seconds The crisis calls for sharp quick
shrek. naming the victim, naming the spot, and
doing Il Ike chain lightning. Mabel. Left ear.
As the Investigation proceeds. many are asking
themselves which section Of seriaized express
train is the safcr-the first. or the second The an
swer o., Neither"
When golfers" discovered athletic France the
vol .r -' nd De-
IL 60 no that. but with m.d-June comes the Wild and
furious F5tc De- Neully-one thousand gypsy
wagons. a mile and "a half of them innumerabIe
Ion shows human cascades steam swings port
able theatres giant merry -go-rounds and ginger
bread fairs a regular roaring raging Coney Island
on wheels. with brass bands. megaphones. BELLS
drums toot horns. hurdy gurdys and steam organs
going IL like mad till midnight And ITS chief glory
the exhibition called La Boxe Auglase." should be
lesson 90 Golfers" clear proof that the passion
for athletics runs in the French blood and is no
mere aristocratlc afectation.
tent In front of h a platform. on the plat
form "a row of terrible Goliaths Band and clowns
20 draw crowd. Fiery orator introducing the
Golathe rccitiug their dreadful deeds Of derring-do
and challenging amateurs % fight them. Mon Dieu
what speech. Napoleon at his best was not Ike
this
Then UP rise heroes-a soldier in uniform. a
plumber three ditch d.ggers and mighty cook
We rush for the tent, and see Golaths laid low boy
impromrtu Davids amid thunders of applause.
Grand sport. that-so Ingenious So real so evil
IDENTIFY hit on on the spur u the moment
And the marvel Of it is. II you go back a week
later you will find the same soldier. the same
plumber the same three ditch diggers and the same
mighty cook responding 10 the same ferocious chal-
lenge Jerusalem crckets' These amateurs are tn
satiable