The Detroit times., 1913-05-24
yHYAOT WORLD-PEACE BYPASSING
THE DREADNA UGHT AROUNDs

THE DkEADVA OOH HNOH'D'
The peece theory possessed by the jngos that the fellow who
Ii. longest pistol in hip pocket likely to command
respect Of the community.
The you may entertained by the bully at school
did succeed in bufing the other fellow but who
ties out Of ten met his Waterloo eventually and memory fails
mot oftentme at smallest kid in the class
We have never column policy that Might
alka Right
hid the other wrong.
the wrong because OF Its hehtns
nath cououering and vanqushng fellow who right
nothing like triumph wide brotherhood which
only according the theory ngs through having the
guns guns shoot the ah spill the most human blood tear
NJ the most arms legs and kill at the distance.
But let Might makes Right theory the ngst
Where is it intended biggest business
~ to ENID
The regular session of congress next asked
for floating fighting apparatus that will be the
n 1Iths seas
Hin supposing BUILD battehp please the jingoists
ngoist England country has hm) will Immediately
and please him. England will build one that Will COST
5D90o0Oo0
Than the jing in Germany and succeed getting
E1smaay to build two. to cost $25 100000 each.
Ey Where this leave uss
Exactly in the 100000 worth of baeshps and $SsO
SloQ away from world-peace.
N Were the question less serious it would be to laugh.
suggestion for universal that we are
billing up beside the theory Of the ingois
We got n end in a minstrel show
would peace with beshp that need be
than second hand launch expensive keep up and
bQairs by way Of equipment than puttyhower
Allowing liberal price for the secondhand launch $lOO
nd 5000 salaries capable of running gasoline
turning wheel left right have
&UoG1ay year Of $500
Apporoned among powers the world the share
would something like $14
Bee If You follow
1ntalocutah" Bones man, AL JUS
happens memhah dat ah twodonah BILL dat borrowed
dat pahty Ahm sorry dat de matah slipped nah
until de present but here sah here twodoah
nm
spoke up Tambo the other de
dses NIB speak about de math beo all desc intelligent
and gmmen but bein how ali find in de pOsonaon
wdoah BILL All recall to prooun reoomacion dat you
borrowed . two-dollah bill from about six weeks ago"
why that's said the nocu land nasmuch Bones has
paid doar might well it right you. There
HE0 Tambo; thank you"
"y way Brother Tambo observed Bones IF memy done
ng appear little drrunc ub about tn size ub
nh bin existing you the afosad and myself All said
might NIB on dat bill through hole
~ lam clothes ub yours and hand it right heah"
Bones thanked Tambo receipt and then observed after
ia:
I'M at Nistah naomtah is what All calls anancheerng
VII but vodoah bill de PATTY All paid you de two doIahs
you Tambo doahs owed him and Tambo paid
doahs he owed Eveybody done paid his debts
~ satisfied and happy six doahs Of ndebtynes discharged
3vtA two dolahs All got NAH dollahs back"
Instead Of building big nav why have
p syand keep passing around from power power the
Hesis Of . demand loan.
Peace the biggest and cest baeshp plan insured only
}Wesn the TERROR
~ launched MORE TERRIBLE.
K We expect to be agreed with that it would be cheaper
But the plan be up uered
make their millions building baships and who would
under principle approaching
ROsgar Rebukes a Base Ball