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COUNTRY REAL ESTATE
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SPECIAL BARGAINS IN
WALNUT CREEK PROPERTIES
sSs5-4i5 acres near Lafayette and station
on the Oakland & Antioch Ry. (runnins
time Oakland to Lafayette is only 35
minutesl. This is beautiful little
valley domestic with hne trees and wild
scenery.
s45o-2 acres of rich sandy loan close te
Lafayette station Of the Oakland 4 An.
tioch: this is a very fne piece OF land
for small homesite. It commands mag
nihcent outlook and the soil is suen
that anything planted viii grow sue
cessfully
s6T5-5h acres scenic villa homesite near
Walnut Greek: Is covered with fine live
and red oaks and commands a panoramic
view OF Mount Diablo. Ignacio valley
and the famed valley OF the San Ramon.
tIl6-5 acres fine orchard or berry iand.
only IL miles from Oakland. near sta
tion on 0. & A. Ry. 30 trains daily:
ten minutes walk Of school and almost
re eEsct survey scres 81 praefess Level
balance rolling. soil Is rich. light ana
very deep properly partially fenced
and there is good well.
81 ,075-71s acres Of splendid land near the
above 8 acres: price. terms. soil, loca-
tion. transportation facilities and other
convenienees considered there Is no bet
ter bargain offered in this closein Sec
tion of Contra Costa county
s., ,250-7& acres near Walnut Greek and the
electric trains; AZ acres of this is rich,
bottom land with soil 10 feet deep and
there is plenty Of good water at 70 rect.
land produced this year tons OF grain
hay to the acre and at the price offered
These properties advertised can be bought on
extremely low terms g liberal discount Will
be allowed for all cash.
! make speciality of large and small acre
ages in closein Contra Costa properties and
win. on application send lists and maps.
PERcTvAL c. MILLS.
2115 Shattuck av.. Berkeley.
1872 Broadway. Oakland.
Near o. & A. Depot, Walnut Creek.
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JOY RIDE SLAYER
IS GIVEN A YEARS
Jury, Two Members of Which
Own Autos, ConvictS
Hrodek
HILARIOUS MIDNIGHT
TRIP LEADS TO CELL
Chicago Chauffeur Is Pun
iShed for Running Man
Down in Street

midnight JOY ride that started
one night in March and included "a
few drinks" and a fatal accident came
to an abrupt end in the court of Judge
William Fenimore Cooper when Fred
Hrodek. driver of the car was found
guilty of murder and sentenced to IA
years in the penitentiary. Two mem
bers of the jury which returned the
verdict are automobile owners, says
the Chicago Tribune.
Fred Cordes. who was with Hrodek
on the night he ran down and killed
Patrick ]. Condor at West Madison
street and Clark avenue. was ac-
quilted on the recommendation of the
state.
The conviction of the driver of an
automobile on the charge of murder
for the accidental killing of a man is
reported TO be the second on the rec
ords in the United States Both were
obtained by Assistant States Attorney
Stephen Malato in Judge Coopers
court On May Lawrence Lind
bloom. chauffeur was found guilty
of numbering Joseph Weiss of S4s
East Forty third street by running
him down with an automobile. Lind
bloom was sentenced to IA years in
the penitentiary. On the jury that
found him guilty of the murder
charge there were four automobile
owners. Lindbloom has made mo-
tion for a new trial, which will be
argued before Judge Cooper on Mon
day.
Hrodek is 90 years old and lives at
4403 West Madison street. When the
jury returned the verdict he wept,
and said:
IT didn't ,,aa,, 70 IL i. II 49, -
accident. My brakes didn't work, and
| struck the man while I was trying
to avoid a collision with a streetcar.
! didn't see the man. / turned out to
prevent hitting the car"
On the night Of March is last. Hro-
dek and Cordes went to the garage Of
the Fisher Kalb company. by whom
the former was employed, and took
out the motor delivery truck. The
drank at saloons. The car had been
taken without the permission of the
owner
AT West Madison street and Clark
avenue Condor, who lived at 1885
West Harrison street. and two broth
ers in law, were waiting for street
car. They had been attending a
wake
According to witnesses who testi-
fed at the trial, the streetcar had
stopped TO take on the three men
when the motor truck, driven by
Hrodek, shot around the rear of the
car at from 35 to 45 miles an hour.
1t struck Condor and one of his
The latter was thrown
to one side and only slightly bruised.
Condor was knocked down, and in
passing over him his clothing caught
on some of the machinery, with the
result that he was dragged down the
street. The motor truck became un-
manageable. Witnesses said the
driver appeared to have lost all con-
troll of it. The truck mounted the
curb, slid across the sidewalk and
brought up against a tree
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KEYH0LE PEPPER FINDS
THIEF WHO TOOK COIN

MINNEAPOLIS. Sept. 12.-Peeping
through the keyhole OF a door to
bathroom connected with his barber
shop, Theodore Stein, the proprietor.
last night saw man who had wanted
a bath, hide $3.50 in the lining of his
coat.
The barber said the money had been
taken from his cash register during
his absence from the shop. Stein
slipped out and called Police Sergeant
Charles Burke, who arrested the man.
He gave the name of William Gilman.
and was locked up at the central po-
lice station and charged with petty
larceny.
When searched IS was found in the
coat
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LIFE is SAVED
BY KIND WORD

CHICAGO, III. Sept. 12.-Perry
Rain, railroad laborer.t. lost $500
in currency, the savings Of lifetime.
in the Northwestern station.
He declared he would commit sui
eide unless the money was found. and
went to the Madison street bridge
to jump into the. river. A stranger
noticed the mans detection. and said:
brace up. old man: If you are down
on your luck look for another
chance"
Raiff returned to the Northwestern
station and found his $500 behind a
bench.
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Berkeley's Fifteen
Needs New Captain

The withdrawal of football Captain
Robert Forbes from the Berkeley
high school has resulted in a peculiar
situation in that new captain of
the Rugby team must be selected by
the student board of control before
each game of the season,
The situation arises under the con-
stitution of the students of the high
school, which states that the captain
of the football team shall have played
in the annual Oakland Berkeley game;
and been elected by the fifteen which
participated in the game the year
previous.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-13
State Fair Opens
Today With Great
Racing Program

SACRAMENTO Sept. IA full
week OF harness racing Is on tap for
the followers of the sulky sport at
the state fair at Sacramento. The
meet starts today with the 2.16 trot,
2:I5 pace and the year old trot.
The best horses of the circuit have
been entered. practically al l the
Ayers which took part in the breed
ers' meet at Santa Rosa having been
shipped here.
The feature of the meet will be
the free for all sweepstake, which is
scheduled for next Saturday. the clos
ing day of the meet Colonel Kirk
patrick. r. J. Mackenzie. I. l. Bor-
den. Cowell and Silva have all en-
tered their horses for this event. and
with other well known owners hav-
ing signified their intention of par
ticipating, the race will prove the big
feature OF the whole meet
W. p. McNafr viii be the starter.
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CRY REtL ESTATE

$23, ,0oo-Large cor on Valencia St; rents
S2l5: 81. eco down, $50 per mo-; fats; (;
rent S10e.
50 900 down. $50 pei. mo-: Fell ST. /; fats:
opposite Golden Gate park; hne build
ing.
s.. .25o-Folson St; mats at 25th st 81. 600
down. $S5 mo-; chance for auto; great
bargain.
81. Treat avs srs., b.; chance for auto.
$3,750-36T Hiil st, pr. proposed Church St.
car line; S4G0 down, $50 per mo-; new
rms. and b. ) viii take lot part pay.
50, 500 fats. rs. b.; $500 down. $50 mo. !;
nesr Church st. proposed line
Hyde St lot at O'Farreil: only sl0,0 600; can
make terms to reliable party first
mortgage; fine renting location.
81, 1,250-Eureka ST at 21st; lot, with street
work ali done. easy terms
Sf,oo0-Hill st. nr. proposed Church at. car
line: only $50 down. $40 per month.
E. NJ. LONG, NV. 18th and Mission SITS.
Tel. Market 2937
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LECTURES IN SCHOOLS

Three lectures are to be given dur
in gthe ensuing week IN public school
buildings under the auspices Of the
lecture bureau OF the board OF edu-
cation The first will be at the Spring
Valley school in Jackson street. be-
tween Hyde and Larkin where Prof.
George E. Murray OF Roberts college
win tell OF Turkey and the Turks,
on Tuesday night
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-13
PROPOSALS AND BIDS

PROPOSALS FOR SHoES-Depot Quarter
masters 0fnce 1856 North Point St.. San Fran
CISCO Cal. August II. 1913. Sealed proposals.
In triplirate. viii be received here until 10
o clock ii. m, September 10. jo13 for furnish
ing 100000 pairs russet shoes at either the
Boston. New York, Phladelphia. Chicago ST.
Louis or San Francisco Dcpots OF the Quarter
masters Corps. Information on application.
| JNo. T. KNIGHT. Depot Quartermaster.
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SPECIAL PERMITS TO
SELL PORTOLA BADGES

To prevent unreliable persons from
peddling badges. pennants and other
souvenirs during the Portola festival.
the supervisors police committee has
recommended the passage Of a bill
requiring all vendors OF such articles
to secure permit from Mayor Rolph.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-13
GOVERNMENT LANDS

HOMESTEADs. southern Oregon; fne farming
land near railroad under construction; plenty
Of water: pay transportation and fees; act
promptly. Farm Home Co. sos Paeiac bid.
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SAN MATEo REAL ESTATE

A BARGAIN IN--Terms TO suit Atherton (Fair
Oaks, 10 room house, garage, 2 baths, gas.
elect. tel. l acre; s large oaks: other trees
and shrubs. HARRISON. SIP Sutter st.
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ORC Iona

500 an acre for the finest land In the
San Joaquin valley: the magnificent Egyp-
tian corn crops before the harvest: an irri-
cation every thirty days the year round from
our great well system; three more crops OF
alfalfa year than under the canals. we are
irTgating now, while the canals are through;
cali on as and get our special 10 day oner
on Orc Iona farms.
CLARK & REED, Owners,
411-412 Balboa bldg,
Gan Francisco. Cal
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SANTA CRUZ REAL ESTATE

HOMES ranches. acreage: exchange; price list
WILSON BROS, Santa Cruz, Cal.
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OFFICES AND STORES TO LET

Do Y1oJgtWANT AN OFFICE. or do you want
esto change your iocatign9 We can give you
space 10 the best lOcatea and best appointed
effce building in ihe ffg>et t1e most rea-
sonable rates address box l523. tan Office
I4sSK. ssaee with desk 10 nicely furnished Of
Gee; telephone rent reasonable 4Ve Ailis
bldg.
STORE-fIxe4 up cnfpplefe - SAT- tenant.
r6aay. 10 oceuFf. ItApKEN- 2f43 suffer st.
store In T3iyisadero sr near Geary: $50
Apply st. Elmo Apts.. I452 DlTisaderc st.
THE FITI,M0RE BRANCH OF THE CALL IS
AT 1857 FILLMORE STREET.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-13
OAKLAND REAL ESTATE

East Side Bay Homes
PER CENT INTEREST ONLY.
Easy payments of 10 per cent on principal.
l per cent per month and ONLY per cent
Interest on deferred payments. Do you realize
that this LOW interest saves one months pay
ment on principal per year7 On this basis we
have
room cement bungalow for $3.50
3 room rustic bungalow for $3.50
room cement residence for 81 6l0.
room cement residence for 81, $50.
room rustic residence for $4,000.
room rustic residence for $3.50.
This last with large lot. furnace. etc.
All have good sized lots, hardwood floors,
sleeping porches and first class in every re-
spect. 1t will PAY YOU to see or call up
ANGLO-PACIFIC COMPANY,
Room 414. 81 Post st.
Phone Sutter 299.
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SET OFT y0UR ORCHARD
THIS FATT

SET OFT YOUR ORCHARD
THIS FALL.
Buy one or more Of those choice level fruit
farms ! am selling Yacavilie. Solano co.
N 4 PROVEN ORCHARD DISTRICT. Only
Sic p1iee i01 ana fsSp on NEVER Mss IT TERMS:
Only SJe cash and you take possession; Isy
the balance s. per month. WHY Work Fnd
TIE BOSS ALL YOUR LIFE? Make right
start now; set out an apricot or almond or
rruna or peach or plum orchard THIS YEAR
aud let II support yon In later years, Ny plan
enables EVERYBODY 70 buy a fruit farm; a
child can meet the terms. These farms are
CLOSE te San Francisco; railroad running
through the land; station on the tract: step
on tho train onto your farm. Rich sandy loan
soil. fine for fruit. alfalfa vegetables; plenty
Of water: orehara- adioin: rural delivery: :
once for my FREE FRUIT BOOK. It tells all
about those farms and the famous VACA-
the state Apply CHAS. L. PADDON. room
13s. Lick bldg, IS Montgomery ST., San Fran
cisco. Cal
81 500 acres. near Napa; a. crop al.
faifa: young orchard. apples. pears, peaches.
cherries and berries; windmill; water piped.
; rm.. newly furn. house; brooders and in
cuhafofs. barn; young horse 9 hogs. 200
chickens; desirable home: hours drive.
KREDO. T02 Market ST. ~
81. 40o--2o a.. nr. ~. station; 10 a.-cleared l
orchard. timber. pasture; 4 600 a. free
raRae for cattlei hogs; abundance water
creek and springs 70 irragate bungalow
tools. chicken bro0dere. incubator, $500 cash.
KRFDD 7D2 Market At
/ EXTRA bargain--z rooms and bath and garage
up 70 date. brand new: on 18th st. bet Yer
faont and San Bruno: sell for 3.2Oo; worth
$4,000: terms 70 suit. Apply G. CAVA-
/ GLERf. 5a3 Potrero aE
( HOMESTEAD felipquishments for sale: close
/ te raif4ad q pox q. south San Fran.
cisco p tHhf tH"
ia'au ARTISTIC HOMES FOR SALE.
RICHMOND DISTRICT
Tfh av. and Balboa St; open daily ! to s
2. 70. ". L. HEMMING, builder, Phone
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REAL ESTATE WANTED

FROM owners only who have a large stock
ranch or a large alfalfa ranch undeyeloped;
good water conditions, price and termsi give
full particulars. IL. G. PARRETT, 625 s.
Hill ST.. Los Angeles.
l will exchange or buy your city or country
property. d. DAVID. 12f Chronicle bldg.
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COUNTRY REAL ESTATE

10 ACRE farms rich valley soil mr.. school and
station; SOS an acre; $50 cash, $40 monthly
r. ATTHoWE. 625 Hearst bldg.
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BERKELEY REAL ESTATE

BERkELE1 REAL ESTATE
cLAREMoNT PROPERTIES FOR SALE.
room cottage. almost new. near car line.
new school, public library, business center;
your own terms for SO coo.
A new, room. cement cottage, oak floors.
very good. for So $50.
A new room cottage, with osk floors, fine
fixtures, easy terms. for $500
A room. new. cement house with large,
sunny rooms. strictly up 10 date; lot 40xi50,
easy terms, for 81. TO
J0TTN r. SLEEVES,
e054 College Ry at Claremont
FOR sale, by owner no agent need apply-Iot
50x11e, overlooking the Hotel clsremont
grounds; fine view Of bay and Golden gate;
Just across the street from the palstiai Hart
residence; 3 minutes walk to Key Route and
streetear; a great bargain for quick sale;
less than half cash. balance mortgage
Box 1910. Call office
FOR saie--North Berkeley house. A BAR
GAIN. for $4,000. 81. 900 cash. balance 10
per cent: 10 rooms, baths. furnace iann-
dry. etc: large sleeping porch: settled neigh
borhood: exceptional view: lot eex105. Phone
Berkeley 5000, or kearny 1897.
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HOTELS
HOTEL T0WAMnA

IlW ] III Wv NAINlDIA
JONES ST AT GEARY
Tust opened newest. most elegantly fur
nished. homeiIke. up TO date ireproof hotel
IN city. all sunny rooms; near theater and
shopping districts; entrance on Jones St ex-
celIent service; special rates 20 permanent
guests: fashionable neighborhood. Don't fall
to see this
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-13
HoTELs-Ro0MING HoTsEs

HOTEL AlARTTNET, 1I03 Gesry. cor. Van Ness
Single rms. $3.50 wk. NJ. free baths:
cleanliness specially. housekeeping allowed,
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OUT OF TOWN BUNGALOWS
WANTED-1o rent. II furnished Or .unfurnshed
Bungalow near Tth 81 loeai. Oakland OF Ala
media Box 1897 CAN 0fhce
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MONEY wANTED-Real Estate


WE HAVE SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS
TO LOAN upon city. Oakland San Mateo,
Richmond and Poiut Richmond property. nrgt
or second mortgage. st and per cent No
trouble or unnecessary delays. Pay of same
rent II In need OF money to improve. or
clear of indebtedness about to be closed. call
us and we can help you out.
Il. AMBROSE & CO.,
$3.50 Mission st. near 29th.
WANTED GOO at per cent; hrst mortgage
downtown property; value $4,000; rents
81 $50 Apply owners. room l3s, Lick build
ing So Montgomery st.
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TO LEASE
aIaa lerH Sd. NEAR vALENcIA

SNAP FOR SOME ONE.
So, ,000-4 rooms and bath. gas. patent toilet.
lot 25xl20; on accepted street; lot alone
worth $2.000; terms See owner, $50
2lst av.; take municipal ear to 21st av-
VISTA GRANDE LOTS-OwNER MUST SAC
RIFlCE best lots in tract: MUST be sold;
make offer cash terms. CHAS. g.
JOHNSON, 5S Sutter ST.. S. F.
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sBfBELEY-MANS CO.. the leading aoriste.
1900 Suttcr: Fkn. 20e4. Frank Shibeiey, mgr
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-13

IF you want a home In the best location on
terms the same rent. We have
them Ia all prices. WENHAM PAUL. i4+4
San Pablo av.
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DETECTIVES

DETECTIVE AGCY.. 542 Pa
cifc bldg; expert operators, licensed, bonded;
all branches detective work. Tel. Sutter 2625.
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FLATS FOR SALE

NltR room fat. close IN. across lake. fam
lily IF adults preferred. half months rent
free 10 right parties Phone owner, Berke-
q lev 1916
EAST 1Oth ST., 7la near Clinton station
$l. modern upper cor fat rooms. gas,
electric lights Phone Merritt 2ls.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-13
CARPET CLEANING

WHEN you become disgusted with poor work.
send your carpets to J. SPAULDING q CO.,
S53 Tehsma st.; Douglas 304s. Home J2S4T.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-13
CATARRH AND DEAFNESS

EAR NOISES positively cured: new; anttseptic:
] week free to convince. DIR. COTTINGHAM
expert ear. nose. throat sci Market. rm. 402-
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LEO ACRES ST. 500

Contra Costa county: rich soil; fenced no
buildings; creek runs through; also county
TOAD: easy terms.
d. u. BESECKER. so Pacific bldg,
San Francisco.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-09
Hard Times
By Walt Mason

The signs all indicate hard times are
coming, straight; the corn is dead, the
grass is red, the greens have met their
fate. For weeks there was no rain, and
on the baking plain the cattle stood and
bawled for food, and often bawled in
vain The pumpkin vines decayed; the
squash died in the shade; all Nature
sighed, the weather fried the eggs the old
hen laid. The farmer looked afar Ger
fields that ruined are, and sighed, "Ods
fish, Gee, how I wish, l had no touring
carl" The town man walled, "Ah mel
And also Hully Cheel Had I not bought
that dizzy yacht, and cottage by the
seal" The matron cried, Indeed, it
makes my bosom bleed Had not
blown the golden bone for things do
not needl" Hard times are at the door;
the heart of man is sore; he mourns the
PUNK he blew for junk last week or
week before. @Retrenehment" is the
word that everywhere is heard; and as
a call to spenders all, ~Retrenehment" IS
a bird. Hard times will come and then,
will do much good to men; Wen bend
our backs and to brass tacks well all
get down again.-COpyright, 1918, by
George Matthew Adams
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-09
n Years Ago To day
From The Herald This Date 1899.

W. E Meeker came in from Las
Cruces this morning.
Mrs George Hayes came down from
AlamOgordo last night.
Miss Alene Blacker came up from
San EllzariO, Texas, this morning.
Judge Hamilton went to SOcorro, N
NJ. this morning on legal business
A G. Roberts and wife left for Port
land, oregon, this morning over the
Santa Fe.
The G. H. railroad. between here
and San Antonio, is replacing the OH
rails with steel ones of the latest pat
tern.
A Morgan Baker. who has been in
Los Angeles for some time past, has
returned to take his old position as
accountant in the Texas and Pacific
office.
Owing to the incIemency of ths
weather, the EpwOrth league enter
tainment was almost q failure. There
were only a few present. The follow.
ing participated in the program: J.
w Smith Mrs J. l. Kibbe, Miss Es-
Their Hoffman and Miss Clara Dinwid-
die.
The Ell Paso and G. H. baseball teams
will cross bats tomorrow afternoon.
The lineup of the teams are as follows.
FL Paso, Richardson Powell, Chriss,
Luchlke, Farmer, Bryant, Kelly,
Schauer, Lucas, GOoch; G. H Long
sullivan, Widman, Irwin, JacOby, Beall.
weber, Quiroz and Kimbau
K E Beckman, receiver, has filed
suit in the federal court against ". h.
Long, of FL Paso. to recover S1O45, the
sum being the amount assessed on SIS
shares of the stock of the FL Paso
bank owned by the defendant, and val
ued at $40 each, by the controller OF
the United States currency.
Members of the FL Paso Militia com
pany viii meet tomorrow afternoon at
the Catholic club rooms, for the pur-
pose Of electing permanent officers
The company proposes TO go to New
York to take part in the Dewey re-
cepJlon and be in Washington when
the sword is presented to the victorious
admiral
A dinner was given by Mrs. Taylor
at the Plaza dining hall last evening
IN honor of Miss Teresa Baines and
MISS Lyons, sister of Bob Lyons, pri-
Fate secretary TO master mechanic Her
bert The other guests were: Bob
Lyons, Joe DAILY, Miss Mamie McCarty,
ana Ed Clark. Miss Laura Clark acted
as mistress of ceremonies.
The soldier boys from Manila who
ENLISTED with Lieut. George Curry,
since the recruiting office was opened,
were given royal sendOff this after
noon when they took the train for San
FRANCISCO. The boys, more than so in
number, were escorted by a platoon of
police, the McGinty band and a large
number of prominent citizens to the
depot The first speaker was mayor
JOS. MagOffin- Capt T. J. Beau and
Capt Juan Hart followed.
when the roll was called last night
all We're present at the meeting of the
city council except alderman Badger. A
message from mayor Magoffin was
read calling for $4,000 additional
bond issue, $1,000 for the city halI and
SzV,OOO for a sewer extension. Will
liam Caples again petitioned that the
electric light in front of his residence
De removed, DR.. Race asked for a fire
the building was without protection
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-09


with a cigar and two tickets to the per-
Torrance thrown in.
Maybe the city editor has been trying
to fill a newspaper with two obituaries
and dog fight. But does he rise and fall
upon the neck OF the press agent weep
ing vast tears of gratitude7 Alas, no.
He smokes the cigar and when the press
agent has departed he laughs cOarsely
and cleans his pipe with his story.
The press agent spends his life Jog
ging the elbow of the public and calling
its attention to something which it has
overlooked. The public is so careless that
1t frequently OverlOoks a society leader
for months at a time until she hires a
press agent to wrest a statement from
her to the effect that she would not
care to bother with the job of being
presidents wife The careless public
would also overlook many a beautiful
actress if the press agent did not have
her chased up a tree by an ardent noble
man about once g month.
Nowadays people do not hide their
lights under a busheL Neither do they
set them on a hill. They hire a press
agent for illumination. If Shakspere had
had a press agent he might have had all
OF his fame while he lived instead of
scattering it along for 300 years after he
was dead when it did him no good
Copyrighted by George Matthew
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-09
GLOBE SIGHTS.
CAtchison Globe \

We all overdo our favorite phrases
showing your sore spots doesn helm
much in healing them.
A whole lot of bills introduced should
A cough is bad enouqb 7Ti+bo,,+
cough drops.
busy man is busy. q
When politeness costs a e-rea+ Of
fort, it doesn't help much.
ProbabI good many honest peo-
pie don't agree with Won
Many indulge in rail- of ,,-bt.i--
the umpire who couldn't do it.
An expert may make mistakes but
II IS harder TO catch him at them.
A man frequently is inclined to mt
on parade, but not on his wedding