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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13
Palm In Back and Rheumatism

are the daily torment of thousands. To ef.
fectuaily cure these troubles you aust re-
move the Cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin
to work for you from the first dose. and ex-
ert so direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble soon disappears
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13
WHEN RUBREI

WHEN RUBnEKs BECOME NECESSARY
AND your shoes pinch, Aliens Foot Ease, the
Antlseptic powder To be shaken into the shoes,
Is Just tho thing to use. Always 1t for break
ing N new shoes. Sold everywhere, 25c Sample
FREH Address A. $. olmsted, Lie Roy, \.
Don't acc1pt any Substuute Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13
.-uon.

Is your party getting on all right
Yes. All we've got to do is to cor
rect one slight disproportion We've
got too many good speakers and not
enough campaign fund contributors. .
Washington Star
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13
Brokeby Is Safe.

Muggins What's the matter with
Brokeby? He looks worried
Guggins He can't meet his bills
Muggins n nothing can't
dodge mine Ia Union
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13
How He Exercises.

Masseur-The muscles OF your neck
aeed attention; you should turn your
head rapidly, say fifty times. night
and morning.
Chestmay-But do walk up and
down Fifth avenue twice day
Life.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13

IDEAL HOME with sure income: finest ell
mate on earth: fifteen acres finest soil, level.
no rock OF waste all under irrigation. in
best varieties of commercial fruits. Two
new bungalows. barns. garage. residence
completely furnished. player piano.
touring car. horses. COW. hogs. poultry. all
first class. Income 5000 to $1,000 per
Ideal surroundings Write for particulars:
$4,000 d. Johnston. Grand Junction. Colo.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13

The most effective. vet simplest remedy
Tor coughs Is Deans Mentholated Cough
Drops-5c at Drug Stores.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13

Nrs.wtnslow's Soothing syrup for Childrea
teethang, softens tine gums. reduces innammA.
taon .AllAys petn. cures wind collie &c bossla.Ah
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13
The Eternal Feminine,

Don't buy any of these comforts.
You don't need them
Il know: but they are all marked
down."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13
x0yXRY. 7JDg TONIC
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES FOR EYES
The Tendency.

All things travel in cycles"
Yes, and in this age. particularly
motor cycles
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-11-13
What He Misses.

What's Wombat irritated about
now9"
These shocking transparent skirts
Why should they make him peev
lsh?"
He hears about EN-, but never sees
any. Pittsburgh Post.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
WILL PUBLISH
AMENDMENTS
To Let People Know What
They Are Voting For
WHISPERS BURNED BY sun
osts In Way Of Sunbeam Coming
Through Prism Glass, May Lose
Eye - Wants Divorce, Wife
Washed Feet In Bread Pan.

Columbus.-Frank Harper, state su.
pervisor Of public printing, on August
10 sent out orders to the news
papers Of Ohio for the publication Of
the advertisements of the four pro-
posed amendments to the constitution
Of Ohio, to be voted on at the Novem-
Der election under resolutions adopted
at the last session Of the legislature.
The sum of $4,000 was appropri-
ated by the legislature to meet the
cost of the advertising and all other
expenses incident to placing the same,
Supervisor Harper sent the order for
the advertising to all the newspapers
in Ohio, numbering S19, the appro.
priation being sufficient to do so.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Question Of Hearinu.

The burly farmer strode anxiously
into the post Office.
Have you got any letters for Mike
Hover" he asked.
The new postmaster looked him up
and down.
For who?" he snapped.
Mike Howe!" replied the farmer.
The postmaster turned aside.
you don't understand" roared tho
applicant. Cant you understand
plain English? l asked you If you've
got any letter for Mike Howe!"
well, haven't" snorted the post
master. Neither have l letter for
anybody else's COW! Get OUT
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
avn Hits low Rldinc.

It's particularly unsafe to "fool'
with other peoples autos in Ohio now.
This is because the new auto law,
passed at the behest Of auto interests,
became effective Thursday. 1t makes
it felony to joy ride in other peo-
ple's machines without their leave, the
highest penalty for the Offence being
five years In the penitentiary. Here.
tofore it has been almost impossible
to punish anybody for taking some
body else's auto for few hours spin
and returning 1t to the place it was
taken from.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21

The law reorganizing the judi.
ciary of the state and provid.
ing for the selection of a chief
justice for the supreme court became
operative Thursday. Gov. Cox will
appoint chief justice, but he may
not do it Immediately because of the
fact that The court is not in session
now, The appointee will serve until
the selection of his successor at the
November election next year. The
chief justice will receive salary Of
$1,000. The other judges of the su.
preme court get $500 salaries
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
AN OLD NURSE
Persuaded Doctor to Drink Postum.

An old faithful nurse and al exper-
fenced doctor, are pretty strong COM
bination in favor of Postum, instead
of tea and coffee.
The doctor said:
Il began to drink Postum five years
ago on the advice of an old nurse
During an unusually busy winter.
between coffee. tea and overwork. I
became a victim of insomnia. In d
month after beginning Postum, in
place of tea and coffee, 1 could eat
anything and sleep as soundly as a
baby.
In three months had gained twen-
ty pounds in weight. l now use Pos
tum altogether instead of tea and cof-
fee; even at bedtime with a soda
cracker or some other tasty biscuit.
Having little tendency to Diabe-
tes, used small quantity of sacchar
inc instead Of sugar, to sweeten with.
I may add that today tea or coffee are
never present in our house and very
many patients, on my advice, have
adopted Postum as their regular bev-
erage.
"In conclusion I can assure anyone
that, as a refreshing, nourishing and
nerve-strengthening beverage, there is
nothing equal to Postum"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for booklet. The
Road to Wellville."
Postum comes in two forms.
Regular (must be boiled).
Instant Postum doesn't require boil
ing but is prepared instantly by stir
ring level teaspoonfuI in an ordinary
cup of hot water, which makes it right
for most persons.
A big cup requires more and some
people who like strong things put in
heaping spoonful and temper it with
large supply of cream.
Experiment until you know the
amount that pleases your palate and
have it served that way in the future.
There's . Reason" for Postum.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Home Guards Pick Officers.

Toledo, o. New officers of
the national order, Home Guards of
America, were elected at a session Of
the supreme home convention. The
new leaders are:
Supreme past counstlor, Clarence
Riddle, Pittsburgh, Pa; supreme coun-
selor, Dr. G. ]. Eblen, Van Vert; su-
preme vice counselor, Dell Atkins,
Cincinnati; supreme chaplain, Joseph
Marsh, Findlay; supreme secretary
J. w. Evans, Van Vert; supreme
treasurer, James B. Smith, Van Vert;
supreme medical director, William P,
Love, Youngstown; supreme attorney,
c. V. Hoke, Van Vert; supreme guide
c.. N. Woodward, Detroit; supreme
conductor, Edward Price, st. Marys;
supreme inner shield, P. d. Lilly, Can.
ton; supreme outer shield, Elizabeth
Fields, Cleveland.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Black Hand Threat,

Mrs. Collins found the following
Black Hand letter pinned to her door
one morning:
Deer Mis- Collins-Onless you put
jar of jam, hunk OF chokolit cake, a
apple pie an bag Of cany down by
the old we'll, we will steel your littel
boy and keep him, onless you pay US
a milyon dollars.-The Black Hand.
The letter has been handed to the
police and the criminals will soon be
brought to justice. To date, Mrs. Col
Inns little boy has been the only one
seen In the vicinity of the old well~-
Judge.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Love VIII Find a Way.

The young couple fastened into the
Union station. 1t was very patent that
they were not married. They were al
together too chummy for that. They
went out onto the platform and stood
and talked for minute, when he took
her in his arms and kissed her fondly
and again hurried away toward train.
What do you think of that?" in
quired one OF the attaches of the sta
ton.
That looks all right. Why?"
"They do that three or four times a
week. They think that everybody else
will think that he is going away on a
long journey, but he has never got on
train yet. He simply walks around
back Of the train and disappears. He
gets his kiss all right, though"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Heat PLAYS Queer Pranka,

Middletown, o. Heat played
two queer pranks in Middletown,
Lem Buhler, standing in a gro-
Gerry store, got in the way Of beam
of sunlight reflected through a prism
glass, which set fire to his whiskers.
He was painfully burned and may
lose the sight of one eye. After the
sun had shone steadily all day on the
asphalt pavement on Main-st 1t be-
came soft and mushy. Henry Green
drove his automobile at full speed
into the soft substance and stuck
there. 1t required Tipton's moving
crane to pull the car out.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Girl Dies of Dou Bite.

Middletown, o. Marie Stein,
six, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Stein, is dead Of rabies. She
was bitten by dog July rs. The
animal was killed by police officers
but not before 1t had bitten other
dogs. Physicians administered the
Pasteur treatment to the girl and the
patient showed no signs of illness
until Thursday, when she began froth.
ing at the mouth She died in agony.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
frauds Are Discovered.

Frauds are being discovered in the
Warnes and Fitzpatrick taxation ref.
erendums. In Clermont county lists
were found names of dead residents,
minors and fictitious persons. The
name Of one person is that of young
man who is cadet at West Point.
He is relative of Common Pleas
Judge Frank Davis of Batavia. Pc,
titions filed from Mahoning, Erie and
Lorain counties, which were scruti.
nized carefully Friday were found to
contain many names which have the
earmarks of irregularity. Investiga.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Knows Just How the Book Ended.

Mabel and Johnny are nice chill
dren, but they love to argue. The
other day they got into heated dis
cussion as to which one had read
the more books. Finally Johnny said:
We'll, I've read Robinson Crusoe'
and you haven't"
"Oh, yes l have" returned Mabel,
not to be outdone by a mere boy.
Now what does it say at the very
last?" he asked
The little girl studied for a mo-
ment then her face frightened.
why, it says The End" was the
unexpected answer.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Celebrate Rescue From Indians.

Bellefontaine, o. The anniver
sary of the rescue of Simon Ken
ton from the hands of hostile Indians
125 years ago was celebrated at
zanesfield, in eastern Logan county.
1t was observed by home coming fes.
tivities in the nature of a picnic in a
grove near the town, where the tragic
setting of the Shawnee Indians prepa.
rations for the burning of Kenton was
re.enacted.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Prl.oner Attached to Pet Mice.

A great cruelty has been perpetrat-
ed on a prisoner by the British gov
ernment, He was removed from one
prison to another, and at his second
abode was not allowed to keep his pet
mice. When he parted with them
strong men turned away their heads,
SO affecting was the scene. And the
prison commissioner who witnessed
it promised him that he would see that
the mice were taken care Of, and ia
said to have been as good as his
word.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
ParochiaI Creatures.

Women who lived merely womanish
lives without knowledge Of and COM
radeship with men, seemed to her linn
tied and parochial creatures. She was
impatient of her sex, and the narrow
ness of her sex's sphere. She dream
ed of broadly human, practical, dis
interested relation between men and
women, based on the actual work of
the world; its social, artistic, intellec-
tual work; all that has made civiliza-
tion.-Mrs. Humphrey Ward in THE
Mating of Lydia"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Says Wife Washed Feet in Bread Pan

Canton, o. - After he had testi-
ned his wife had washed her feet
in a bread pan and then baked bread
in it, Eugene s. Byers, farmer living
near Bolivar, was granted divorce.
Byers told the court his wife had
kept the house in a filthy condition
and gradually had killed all the af-
fection he at one time had for her.
"She provoked me right from the
start" he declared. "She always
cooked meat rare because she knew l
liked 1t we'll DONE"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Fined for Waterinn Milk.

Chardon, O. = Joe Divorky pleaded
guilty before Justice C. A. Will
mot to the charge of watering his
milk and was fined $50 and costs. Di-
vorky was arrested on a warrant
sworn out by D. B. Wagner of the
state dairy and food commission.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Needless EXPENSE.

Father" asked the girl who was
going to marry poor man, "do you
think ought to take a course in
household economics? They offer O
lovely one at Briny Moore for $780,
;%'No," replied pater grimly. you will
&st one for nothing after you are mar.
fied.''--Judge. Ei
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Young Girl Great Swimmer.

Newark, o. Dorothy Fem
nine-year-old daughter of J. A
Fem, accomplished hitherto unat.
tempted feat by swimming mile and
a half across Buckeye lake from SheIl
beach in 38 minutes. Her father ac-
companied her with rowboat. Twice
the girl stopped and tread water while
q photographer took her picture.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
CRY se.lsr. Must Enforce Law.

The new Buckeye state agricul-
tural commission will go after
the local sealers who refuse to en-
force the new sales-by-weight law. If
they can be removed for derelection
of duty, this drastic course will be fol-
lowed. The city sealers in Columbus,
Dayton, Cleveland, Cincinnati and
Toledo are taking the stand that the
state officers should enforce the law.
This position is ridiculed by the de-
partment. The commission declares
that local sealers are required to en-
force this law.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Infurlated Bull Kills Man.

Hamilton, o. While Gottlieh
Buehler was driving cattle from
pasture on the infirmary farm an
infuriated bull caught him on the
horns and tossed him backwards.
Buehler was killed instantly. His neck
was broken. He had been a ward of
the infirmary 20 years.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Admits Wholesale Theft.

Napoleon, o. - George Ham.
ilton Of Hamilton, wearing the trous
ers and vest of Mott Reid, confessed
in Jail to burglarizing Reid's home,
the Wabash baggage room and to
horse stealing. A suit case of Herbert
Weideman, 10, Cleveland, and con.
tents were identified.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21

The last battle in which a British
sovereign personally led his troops on
the battlefield was in 1742, when
George H.. at the head Of his army,
defeated the French at the battle Of
Dettingen.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Would Get Better ln.inb4

T. Crawford-"You can Judge a mans
character by the way he acts when he
has tooth pulled" Crabshaw-"Td
very much rather size him up by the
way he goes on when he has his leg
pulled. Puck.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Rai,roader Is Seriously Hurt.

Ashtabula Harbor, o. = G. s. An.
cerson, Pennsylvania yard conduc.
tor, was probably fatally injured
here by falling on his back across Q
rail from an empty car.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Inaredlents for HAPPINESS,

You who want happiness must make
it, and you shall find that in the main
it is compounded of peace, patience
and goodwill. Mrs. A. Siedgwick,
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Ohio rroops Hold Reunion.

Bellefontaine, O.-The Forty-fifth o.
V. l. regiment held it's annual reunion
here Wednesday with about SO mem
bers present. officers were elected.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Robert Smith Co.
S2s-53o Sehofsld Bldg. Cleveland, o.
Write for testimonials.
snlppa After Him.

81 hear that Briggs is behind with
his tailor"
Wrong. He's three suits ahead
Boston Transcript.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21

Elsie-I didn't know he could afford
to give you such an expensive engage
ment ring.
Egeria-He couldn't-but wasn't It
dear OF him life.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double vAluO for
your money, goes twice a. far a. any other.
Don't put your money into any other. Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Watch We'll the ronnua.

The tongue is boneless, yet it can
strike harder than the fist.-Boston
Transcript.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-08-21
Wants Sentence Set Aside.
New Law Is Upheld,

There is rejoicing in the office Of
the new state agricultural commission
over the decision of the Toledo courts
in upholding the validity of the new
weight law. Several Toledo
dealers were arrested on atfidavits
filed by state sealers charging them
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1913-01-04

continuous on the exterior. After a
time the stairway becomes spiral,
twisting upward around central col
umn, the return stairway coiling re-
versely within it, so that no one is
met either going up or coming down,
though the voices and steps Of in
visible persons are plainly heard.
The main stairway leads to the hol-
low in the top of the head, where it
is said that forty persons may stand
at once, and row Of windows in the
half-circle of the coronet overlooks
the whole Harbor, New York City, the
Brooklyn shore, far back among the
Narrows to the ocean horizon. 1t is
a magnificent picture, and on clear,
bright day fully repays one for the
exertion of the climb Another stair
way goes into the torch, where a
chamber will hold several persons at
once; but this is not always open to
the public.
This torch is lighted by a cluster of
electric lamps, the dynamos and
machinery for feeding which are in a
building on the Southern shore of the
island. 1t was part of the original in
tention to place an electric lamp on
each one of the rays above the head
ing, giving the statue a crown of dia-
mond-like points of light at night; but
this has not been done thus far.
The figure of Tihprty itself which
faces the East, and has a face full of
grave and noble beauty, stands posed
on one foot, as if about to step for
ward, and is majestic from every point
of view. It is one hundred and ten
and a-half feet high to the top Of the
head and one hundred and fifty-one to
the apex of the torch-fiame, held aloft
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1913-01-04

On a stone pedestal one hundred
and fifty-f1ve feet high on Bedloe's
Island, in New York Harbor, stands
the famous Statue of Liberty Enlight-
ening the World 1t stands in the
center of old Fort Wood, about one
and three-quarter miles below old
Castle Garden. The statue was de-
signed by the noted French sculptor,
Auguste Bartholdi, in 1879, the money
needed for the purpose being raised
by penny subscriptions by the people
Of our sister republic of France. 1t
was finally completed in 1886, and the
pedestal was constructed by popular
subscriptions in this country
The interior construction of Liberty
Statue is as wonderful as the exter.
iorsis majestic. Inside stairways lead
to balconies on each side at the base
of the statue and up into the statue it.
self. These chambers and the interi
or are lighted by electricity, and mar
row but well-protected stairways lead
up among the iron trusses and cross
braces which knit the whole structure
together, and are securely anchored
to the pedestal.
1t is interesting to note the strength
and ingenuity of this skeleton and tc
observe how deity the plates are
Joined, so as to appear seamless and
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1913-01-04
Ian ID IN 7 E r e 8 rs

South, east, or west, there is no
more fertile country than i'm this same
Northwest; no section Of the country
that enjoys more varied farming, can
boast of more opportunities for min
erals, than this same Northwest. What
it needs and must have, is develop
ment. If the congested population in
the large cities could have been edu-
Gated as to the opportunities, the
wealth, and the actual living condi-
lions of this vast area of country, and
could be induced to forsake their
cramped quarters, the future of the
very nation itself would be immeas-
ureably benefited. The opportunities
for raising cattle for the markets of
the world, is no better in sunny Texas,
or the great Southwest than in this
area. Leaving wheat entirely out of
the question, there is no better terri
tory in the country for the raising of
potatoes, apples, corn, barley and oats.
In fact every commodity which iv-
ing community needs.
Not so many years ago, men with
small farms we're considered to be
worse off than nothing. But with the
increased knowledge of how to farm
scientifically, a man now with 10
acre farm, is better off financially than
the average small business man in the
city. This being true of the small
farm holder, is proportionately true, OF
the large one as well, and the oppor.
tunities to better their condition
should be mans first thought, espe