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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-01
SHUCkS
From the Diary of ST. Lence

Jenny We've wuz maxim one O. them
box in tn street yestiddy, when tn
feller tibet Civ her his name come long
an marched her hum by tn ear.
TIL only thing tibet kin talk more'n
a barber Is a girl thets he'd bust-up
with her best Teller
The city council met last evening
for the purpose of appointing a coun-
Gilman for the second ward in Crown
Point to fill the vacancy recently made
by the resignation of John Reitman.
The council by unanimous consent
passed & resolution naming Albert
Mack as the new council member, his
appointment to take effect Immediate
ly. No other business of Importance
was transacted. the council meeting
especially to select and confirm the ap-
pointment of Mr.. Mack
Upon the .instigation of Road Detec-
tive Sanders of the Pennsylvania road.
Marshal Plat summoned Harry Beech,
John Keene and Lance Hathaway,
three youths of about Is years OF age,
residing near Leroy. to appear before
Judge Atkins Monday. The charges
against them is that of Tipping trains.
the road officials taking this means to
put an end TO the dangerous and near
ly wholesale practice of dipping
trains as carried on in the vicinity of
Leroy The cases are set for Monday
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-01
RORERTSDAT,E.
RobertsdaIe Evangelical G.

w E. Wilhelm, pastor.
Services for tomorrow are as follows:
Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Preaching at IL a. m.
Preaching at 1880 p. m. Subjects:
Peters Fall and Recovery"
All are cordially invited to attend
these services.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bogovich of Roberts
avenue are the proud parents of a baby
girl. which arrived at their home We'd
nesday afternoon. Mother and daugh--
are reported doing nively.
Miss Emma kaseh of Indiana boule-
ward attended a birthday party at Gary
Thursday
Joseph Schwikehart of Indiana boul-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-03-01

La Vendor cigars are pronounced ex-
ceptionally good by all smokers-Adv.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24
English Literary consuIs.

If America is famous for its ambassa.
doris who have been men of letters.
England can boast of her literary col.
suls. G. p. X. James, probably the
most prolific English novelist Except,
perhaps. Miss Braddon). wrote three
novels "A year for about forty years
and died In 1860 as consul general at
Venice. Sir Richard Burton likewise
wrote most of his travel books and
translations of eastern works when
consul in various parts Of the world.
At his last cOnsulship at Trieste,
which he held from 1872 to 1890. he
succeeded Charles Lever. the Irish
novelist. who had occupied the posi-.
ton for fifteen years. But is there q
famous English literary consul at the
present time?-Exchange.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24
Ono Way to Cook a Snipe.

american cooking" said a foreign
chef who visited this country. "pleases
me very much. Your southern dishes
particularly like. The French chef,
whom we find In the large hotel all
over the world. would do well to adopt
some of your dishes. He would do
well. for example, to substitute chick
en- Maryland style for such a dish as
poached ortOlan brains.
"Poached ortolan brains-no exag-
geration," he said, "are of the sort Of
dishes a certain type of French chef
loves to serve. Such a chef-the gOur.
NETS chef-cooks fish that are not
cleaned and birds sc rare they seem
not to be cooked at all. Indeed, these
fellows have an axiom that the way to
cook a snipe is:
"'I.et it fly nee through a hot kitch-
en-"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24
BABIES 10 BE JUDGED
BY SCIENTIFIC METHODS


How many babies in Idaho can
qualify under the rules adopted tor
tho Better Babies exhibit at the
San Diego Exposition"
Another question b How many
mothers and fathers will be willing
to have their babies Judged by
the same standards applied to prize
animals with the single purpose Of
adopting some sytsem that will pro-
duce better babiesf"
Eugenics has been q popular fad
but In the end the term means sim
ply Better Babies and this %
the result sought by the proposed
exhibit about which President d.
G. Collier OF tho San Diego EXPOSE
ton and Mrs. Gertrude b.. Laned OF
New York. are in correspondence.
Mrs. Lane proposes to hold a Bet
ter Babies" contest, and Il hold
Ing them, In every state In the
Union. The San Diego Exposition
ha' asked her to exhibit her IRE
suits OF these contests at San
Diego. or to outline q plan whereby
exhibit can be made.
Following is the score card adopt
ed and In use which may be used at
the San Diego Exposition:
BODY: Height and weight H.;
Circumference OF chest and abdomen
Symmetry and quality Of skin an
fat 9; Quality OF muscle. hand
grasp, rising. sitting poise, walking,
running s.; Bones of skull spine.
chest limbs and eeet &.
HEAD: Circumference z; shape
Of eyes 4; shape. size and position
OF ears g.; shape and size of lips 3;
and size Of forehead A; shape
and p~atency of nose s; shape and
of jaw hard palate. tom
sils, 5; shape size and condition of
teeth 8.
energy g.; facial and ocular ex-
preston 10; attention 8.
President Collier may decide to
a big prize for the best baby
less than three years old exhib-
tied at tt exposition during the
year 1915, and 10 awaiting Mrs.
suggestions with a good deal
Of interest.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24
At the Minstrels,

Mr.. lnterlocutor. if a baby $wal-
lowed a key what would you call ht?"
Il don't know. Mr.. Bones. What
would you call it,"
"A key In A minor"
Mr.. Baker will now oblige with a
recitation entitled 'Ragtime.'"
Rags make paper.
Paper makes money.
Money makes banks.
Banks make loans.
Lonns make poverty.
Poverty makes rags.-Cincinnati En-.
quirer.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24

- the First English
church originated the Idea. w.
chest was buried in a vault unoe'l
the church and is to remain tle'e
until April %. 2O13. In the cnes
were placed many Of the common
tbines Of today for comparison wl'n
things 100 years hence. Among tnem
were articles Of women's oress'
mems apparel, copies Of the pres
ant laws. anda message of greeting
70 the descendants Of the cneroAee
and Chickasaw Indians, who were
the original inhabitants OF ok'a
homa
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24
NOTICE.

Department OF the Interior, U. s.
Land office at Blackfoot. Idaho.
April IT, 1913.
American Falls Press, 'NS wv
American Falls, Idaho.
Gentlemen:-
BY Executive Order of Restora-
ton No. So, OF March II, 1918. the
public lands In the following de-
scribed Q along the Snake River
included III Power Site Reserve were
restored % public domain, and
where not otherwise reserved. with
drawn or appropriated. shall under
the laws applicable, thereto, be-
come subjectj to settlement on
May 10, 1913 at 9 o'clock a. M,
and subject to entry on June 7th,
1913 at 8 O'Clock a, m. O
Township s south. Range 80 E.
B. M.
Sec. %. Lots 3 and 4
and NE u SWA; Sec. 80,
Lot l., NEA NEN and NV
X SWA.
Township 9 South, Range 80 e.
B. M.
Sec. s, Lots 2 to s, inclu-
sive, SWA NEh. and NV
u sen.
Warning IL given that no person
Will be permitted to gain or exer-
else any right whatever under any
settlement prior to that date and
settlement prior to that date is
forbidden.
Very respectfully,
Henry w. Kiefer, Register.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24

d. M. B. Wheeler has been ap-
nointed Inspector for Stations TOT
service in Power County. On April
2sth people owning studs In SER
vice. wishing them inspected may
assemble them at his black barn. op
site the Fall Creek Sheep Co.
Under the law DR.. Wheeier may
charge $s5 for each horse inspect
cd when they have assem-
DIR M. B. WHEELER.
29-1t
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24
A Matter of Measure.

Filcher (who has a COW to selD-Of
course she hasn't any of those A. R.
O.'s attached to her name, but she's
got her good p'ints. all right. Milcher
-feuh. but | want one with a record
and some good daughters. You can
judge them by their quarts and gals
Exchange.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24

List your property for sale or e4-
change with J.. D. Isaak. We nave
some good corn farms in DAKOTA.
Nabraska and Kansas. Also gooo
drv farms and orchards in Washing
ton for exchange for real estate IN
this locality. j. D. Isaak, OFFICE
second door north Of Evans state
Bank. -
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24

Probably the best thing about over
hhden Is that If Il girl didn't have
1t she wouldn't ever marry.-Galveston
News.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1913-04-24
WOMEN BURY A
"CENTURY" CHEST.

A Century" chest. not to be open
ed for 100 years, was buried at Okla
homa City, April %. as a feature
OF the Oklahoma Natal day cele-
bration. The Ladies' Aid Society
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09
CALLED OUT"
The MILITIA
BOGUS TELEGRAM WITH Gov
ERNoR's NAME SIGNED CAUSES
TROUBLE AT CLARkSDALE.

Jackson, Miss, April S.-A member
of the newly organized military COM
pany at Clarksdale, and not an out
slider, posted a bogus telegram sign
ed by the governor, in a prominent
place at Clarksdale on April 1, accord
ing to information that has just reach
ed Adjutant General Arthur Fridge.
When the adjutant and the govern
or learned that a telegram. with
forged signature of Gov. Brewer, call
ing out the Clarksdale company for
duty on the Mexican border" had
been posted the captain of the COM
pany was asked to make an immediate
Investigation, and have the civil au-
thorities prosecute the offender.
The captain investigated and found
that a member of the company was
guilty. The excuse was that he ''just
wanted to play an April fool joke
While the adjutant general and gov
ernor decided not to prosecute him
tHe olleHueI was given SUCH leCIule
that April fool jokes of that kind will
not appeal to him in the future.
The forging of the name of the gov
ernor to a bogus telegram calling out
a military company is a serious Of
fense, and officers of the state militia
here say that the young militiaman
of Clarksdale was exceedingly FORUM
ate in getting off with a severe rep
rimand.
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09
FOR SALE-Miscellaneou

FOR SALE-Good 6-room house on
Sixth street, with city water. Fine
location, teing situated next to the
Br1ie Street school. This property
can be purchased for S1,500.00; 800
cash and the balance $50 per month
Warranty deed and abstract of title
furnished to purchaser. This is a
chance to own home for the same
as paying rent. See M. J. Epley, or
phone 666.
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09

WANTED-You w to ring Cumberland
603 or Home 751 when you wish
furniture packed, stored or moved.
Specially of hauling household
goods. Hattiesburg Furniture Com
pany, 12S Mobile street. 1-16-tf
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09

THREE MILLION DOLLARS monthly
dividends now being paid to inves-
tors in Oklahoma oil companies.
Only state in Union where produc-
ton is annually increasing instead
Of diminishing. Surpasses in value
production of any other state. With
in sixty miles OF Tulsa was pro-
duced one-seventh Of the worlds
supply in 1912. Eighty-nine per
cent of wells drilled struck ell or
gas. Price constantly advancing be
cause demand exceeds supply. One
hundred dollars invested now may
make you independent Information
Free.-okla. Oil Dew. ASSN, 419 First
National Bank Bldg, Tulsa. Okla.
3-31-d&w1mo
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09

IT is BETTER-To buy Coleman
Comfort Swing at first than to wish
you had at last Cumb. phone 504.
8-tf
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09
FOR EXCHANGE

Wanted-To exchange some good Hat
tiesburg real estate for 100 shares
Hattiesburg Trust G. Banking Co.
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09
GULF AND SHIP ISLAND R. r. co.

Effective February 2, 1918.
Main Llne-Southbound
Parlor car service on trains 8, 4. 5
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09

buy secondhand furni-
ture.-HattIesburs Furniture Co.
Home 751. 3-6-tf
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09
Columbia Division.

No. 101-5. No. 1924.
$40 am. ..Lv. Jackson Ar. $3.50 pm
ESQ am. Ar Mendenhall Lv.. 4:3S pm
6:33 am..Lv. Mendenhall Ar. 4:30 pm
7:3S am.Lv. Silver Creek Lv. 3:16 pm
S:55 am. .Lv. Columbia Lv... 1853 pm
1920 am..Lv. Lumberton Lv..12:24 pm
1923 am. lar. Make Lv... .11:35 am
:33 am. =. .Lv. Make Ar. 9:42 pm
30 pm. ..Ar. Gulfport Lv... 1850 am
Laurel Branch
No. 2O1-1O1 No. 202-102
$40 am. .Lv. Jackson Ar. $50 pm
$50 am Ar. Mendenhall Lv. 4:38 pm
700 am Lv. Mendenhall Ar. ABS pm
TAO am. AR. Saratoga Lv.. 1855 pm
$40 am. .Lv. Saratoga Ar. $3.50 pm
10: 80 am. Ar Laurel Lv.... 200 pm
For further information, call on
Ticket Agents of this Company, or
write ]. H. BROWN,
General Passenger Agent,
Gulfport. Miss.
The Hattiesburg news., 1913-04-09

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. millwright t.
plan and build yellow pine circular
mill, 60 to rs thousand capacity
daily, to be equipped with latest i'm
proved machinery. Must be sober,
thoroughly competent, and hnst
Ter, and be able to give reference az
to mills you have constructed In the
South. Apply by letter only, to g..
M. Griffin, Nomac, Miss. 3-6t
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-09-13
Dangerous Tariff Policy.

Although the Democratic senators
would welcome a speedy termination
of the tariff debate, as they are firing
of the prolongation of the special ses-
sion. they are powerless to muzzle the
opponents Of the bill and the longer
the debate lasts the stronger does the
opposition to many OF the schedules
become. The illogical and undemo-
cratic course of the senate majority
in insisting on free sugar, when 1t Is
admitted on all sides that sugar Is an
ideal revenue producer and that the
removal of the duty will benefit no
one but the sugar trust, Is being more
thoroughly understood as the tariff
debate proceeds, and the refusal OF
so many Democrats to speak on the
pending measure indicates rather a
fear Of making poor showing against
the arguments of their opponents
than a desire to save time and bring
about final vote at the earliest pos
sible date.
Past tinkering has uniformly prov
en- disastrous to the Democratic party,
and there never was a tariff measure
presented and supported by Demo
cratic majority In congress which
damaged so many important interests,
and which Is. therefore, fraught with
greater danger OF disastrous results
at the polls at the congressional elec-
ton next year.-New Orleans Plea
yune (Dem.).
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-09-13
RooseveItlsm Not Wanted.

Mr. Ormsby McHarg has shown that
he can change his political affiliations
80 readily that ne can be regarded as
free from bias. When he asserts, how
ever, that the Republican party will
be reunited with Theodore Roosevelt
as its candidate. he fails to grasp the
true inwardness OF Progressive VI
tally. ~
II Theodore Roosevelt is the Re-
publican candidate In 1915 the Pro
gressive party will be not dead, but
triumphant. No longer ago than hast
year the distinction was clearly drawn.
So long as there was a chance for the
nomination Of Roosevelt by the Chi
cago convention the Republican party
was progressive enough for his sup
porters. It was when 1t rather strenu-
ously failed to nominate him that It
ceased to be progressive. II It should
nominate him In 1916 It would resume
(for Roosevelt) the true odor Of pro-
gressiveness.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-09-13

hams Vegetable Compound improved
rapidly and today am a we'll woman. I
cannot tell you how happy feel and I
cannot say too much for your Compound.
Would not be without it in the house if
it cost three times the amount. Mrs.
CHAs. CHAPMAN, R. F. D. No. z, Belle
yue, Ohio.
Because your case Is difficult one,
doctors having done you no good, do not
continue to suffer without giving Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a
trial. 1t surely has remedied many
cases Of female ills, such as intlamma-
ton, liberation, displacements, tumors,
irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
and it may be exactly what you need.
The Pinkham record Is a proud and
peerless one. It is record of constant
victory over the obstinate ills of woman
ills that deal out despair. 1t is an es-
tablished fact that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has restored
health to thousands of such suffering
women. Why don't you try it if you
need such medicine?
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-09-13
CHOSE LESSER OF TWO EVILS
Theatrical Manager, corneredJ 1 Yield.
ed Passes When Threatened With
a Distressing AffIlctlon.

A poet with precious scrap-book
Of his own writings under his arm
wandered by theater. when suddenly
the idea struck him that he would
like to see play that night. so enter
Ing the place he asked for the press
agent. That gentleman was out, but
the manager was in. He was ushered
In. and the deus ex machina inquired
his business. Il would like two seats
for tonight" faltered the man OF verse.
An who might you be-" asked the
manager. The poet mentioned his
name. "Um. yes" smiled the other,
i've heard Of you, but why should
give you seats?" The bard murmured
something about courtesy to the press,
and added that probably identified
ton might be necessary. so, as he had
scrap-book of his published poems,
he would be glad if But the mana
ger cut him short, and calling out to
his secretary to make out couple of
passes for that night, said: my dear
sir, I'd rather give you the whole
house than read your poems!"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-09-13
PUT A KlNK IN His PLANS
Awful Contingency Youth Had Not
Foreseen In His Laying Out Of
the Future.

Eleven-year-old Tommy has quite
decided opinions as to the duties OF
fathers to their little boys. The other
day he was describing to his mother
the sort of father he intends to be
when he grows up.
I'm going to be the best father to
my boys. I'm going to play marbles
with them and baseball and every
thing they want me to and I'll give
them dimes most every day and tell
them they can buy all the Ice cream
they want, and I'll get them each a
pony, and well, my boysll have lots
of fun"
Tommy's mother yAth twinkle in
her eye said: But, Tommy. what IL
you shouldn't have any little boys.
what II your children are all glrls!"
Such a possibility never entered
Tommy's head. The suggestion was
appalling. look Of blank diemay
passed over the child's face.
Gee! that would be the dickens!"
he calculated
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-09-13

The quality OF Western Canaan
wheat Is recognized everywhere.
The latest census returns show that
in the Province of Manitoba, which
stands out as one Of great wealth and
wonderful opportunity. the land area
under wheat increased from 1,9G5,200
acres in 1900 to 2,760,47l acres in 1910.
being an increase of 40.4G per cent. in
the decade. The wheat area OF 1911
is greater than that of 1910 by S34, 461
acres. There are increases In the area
of production of all cereals for 1910
over 1900, excepting peas and mixed
grains.
or cereals grown in 1910 the largest
gross monetary return per acre was
given by peas with S20.5l, followed by
beans with $l6.37, fall wheat with
1857, corn for husking with $12.63.
fax $11.15, buckwheat $11.06, spring
wheat $10.34. The smallest returns
we're obtained from oats, rye and BAR
ley in the order named.
The average value per farm holding
Of field crops. vegetables and fruit
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-09-13
LIGHT BREAKS IN u
Thoughtful Farmer Learns About
Coffee.

Many people exist in more or less
hazy condition and it often takes years
befole they realize that tea and cot.
fee are often the cause of the cloudi-
ness, and that there Is a simple way
to let the light break in.
A worthy farmer had such an exper-
fence and tells about it, in letter. He
says:
For about forty years. have had
Indigestion and stomach trouble In
various forms. During the last Is
years I would not more than get over
one spell of bilious collie until another
would be upon me.
THE best doctors could get and
all the medicines / could buy, only
gave me temporary relief.
Change OF climate was tried with
out results. could not sleep nights,
had rheumatism and my heart would
palpitate at times 30 that 1t seemed
1t would jump out Of my body.
II came to the conclusion that there
was no relief for me and that l was
about wound up, when l saw Postum
advertisement. I had always been
coffee drinker, and got an idea from
the ad. that maybe coffee was the
cause Of my trouble.
II began to use Postum instead of
coffee and in less than three weeks I
felt like new man. The rheumatism
left me. and have never had q spell
of bilious collie since.
my appetite 10 good, my digestion
never was better and can do more
work than before for 40 years.
II haven't tasted coffee since I be-
gan with Postum. MY wife makes Il
according to directions and I relish II
as well AZ ! ever did coffee, and was
certainly slave to coffee"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Mich. Write for copy of the lit
tie book. The Road to MELVILLE"
Postum comes In two forms:
Regular Postum-must be we'll boiled.
Instant Postum IN soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In Z
cup OF hot water and. with the add
ton of cream and sugar, makes . do
ucious beverage Instantly.
There's reason" for Pootum.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-09-13
ENTITLED TO POWER.
Republican Party Stands for
American Prosperity.
Governor Foss Gives Coed Reason for
His Return to the Fold-orsani-
zation Practically Assured Of
Power Very Shortly.

Eugene NJ Foss. three times elected
governor of Massachusetts, as a Demo
crat, has returned to the Republican
ranks. Progressive as well as Repub.
lican leaders in congress expect TO
see Theodore Roosevelt again third
term candidate in 1916 and alt the reg
ular Republican primaries.
Evidently both these ambitious gen
Element, who have given such signal
proofs Of their Impotence with the Re-
publican party have found that when
AL is said and done they cannot real
~ get anywhere or do anything with
out It, ~
Governor Fcss put the situation sue
cinctly in his speech before the Essex
Republican club. lie appeared on the
same platform with Congressman
Gardner and Colonel Benton, Repub-
lican candidates to succeed him. ad.
leans" and said:
The state and nation need the re
turn of the Republican party to pow
err, and the Republican party Is justly
entitled to success, although its lead
ers In the past have been faithless to
the pledges OF the party"
The reason why these ambitious
gentlemen, who In their impotence
and anger have departed from the
Republican party and sought to de-
stroy 1t. are now returning to it lies
In the nature OF the Republican party.
The Republican party is not merely
an organized appetite for the political
loaves and fishes. nor fortuitous
combination of personal ambitions al
lied for mutual back-scratching.
The Republican party is a body Of
political faith held with conviction
and an instinct of efficiency In the
great business of government. Its
bones and flesh are quiet citizens who
care nothing for public Office or hon
ors. but who believe in its principles
with faith that never fails.
These facts show how absurd is the
proposition to drop the name "Repub
lican" merely because the party has
been defeated
The Republican party will live on
because 1t stands for American pros
perity. the American opportunity and
common sense efficiency In govern
ment. and because men who really
wish to do things in public life sooner
or later learn that only through the
Republican party can they get the
work done.