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Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
Mi-O-na Quickly
 Ends Indigestion

Do not continue to suffer with heart burn, dizziness, after dinner distress, headache, bil1ousness. pain in the bow els or sour and gassy stomach, Get relief at once-buy from any druggist -today-a fifty cent box of Mi-o-na Tablets. They quickly and surely end indigestion and stomach distress are perfectly harmless.
 Mi-o-na is one of the most effective remedies known for upset stomach. Eat what you want at any time and take Mi-o-na Tablets.
 They are not only a digestive to give prompt and effective relief but if taken as directed improve and strengthen the entire digestive system the flow of digestive juices is in creased, the sore and inf1amed mem branes are healed, then the food is properly digested and assimilated- which means good health.
 Do not suffer stomach distress an other hour. It is not only needless but may be dangerous serious diseases have their origin in the stom- ach and bowels.
 Begin using Mi-o-na - now Aat once. Always sold by The Lee & Osgood Co., on money back if not sat isfied plan.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
HUMOR OF THE DAY

'rWhat's a free lancer" That's a hack writer who is earning more than SIP week, Courier Jour nal.
 She-Are they happy together? He Well, he stays in every evening She Then they must be. He-But she goes out.-Judge.
 you had?" Yes; I think he looked me up in Bradstreet's.'-Was Herald.
 Freddie has fortune in politics. He knows the ropes" declared the ad- hiring friend. "Yes. I judged that from the campaign cigar he gave ma" St. Louis Republic.
 Pray. what is there about the kiss
 "You so enjoy?" I asked a miss.
 She smiled, then softly said to me:
 'I like the sweet monotony."
 "And when I finish my career shah become an aviator" Why do you wish to risk such danger, having such brilliant future?" why. so as to rise all the rl"-Blanco y Negro.
 You live in a quiet part of the town, do you not?" Not now" Then you have moved?" NO. our next door neighbor has twins."-Boston Tran script.
 ''Who are you?" asked the famous actress. I'm the burglar, ma'am. came to steal your jewels" How an- noying I told my press agent not to send you around until 2 o'clock, and you're an hour ahead of time."-Wash- ington Star.
 "Pop?" "Well, IgnatzT Docs money talk7" "So the saying goes, my son." "Did you ever hear it7' "Oh' yes, Ignatz; I've often heard it jabber- ing away in the boxes at the opera Youngstown Telegram. "Did you give this man the third degree?" asked the police officer. "Yes. We browbeat and badgered him with every question we could think of" 'eWhat did he dor" He dozed off and merely murmured now and then, Yes. my dear. You're perfectly right "- Chicago Record-Herald.
 Merchant-Have you collected that bill of Smiths? Collector-Have col- Iected it? I called at the house and found that seven Smiths lived there. Six declared they owed nothing and the seventh kicked me out of the house. Merchant--Thats the one. Go bacb and get the money.-Tit-Bits
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
COLCHESTER
Fine and Jail Sentence for lntoxication No Deaths or Marriages During NoVernber

William Peckham, arrested for in4 toxication and breach of the peace, was brought before Justice ]. R. Back us Friday. He pleaded guilty and was fined $1 and costs on the first count and 30 days in jail on the second. The jail sentence was suspended for 60 days He paid the fine
 No Deaths or Marriages.
 Town Clerk John Condren reports that for November there were no deaths or marriages in the town.
 Movies Please.
 A large crowd attended the moving picture show Saturday evening, six reels being shown. The feature film af the evening was Genesis iv. 9, Am I My Brothers Keeper, an excellent film
 Abraham Elgart of New York was the guest of his family on Linwood avenue over Snday.
 Ernest Lattimer of Gardner Lake was calling on friends in town Satur- day.
 frederick o. Brown of Lebanon was Colchester caller Saturday.
 Several of the young men went by auto Friday evening to attend a dance in Rogers hall, Salem
 Miss Mary O'Brien and Miss Kath- ryn Morgan of East Hampton were at their homes in town over Sunday.
 William Fl. Van Horn of Winimantic was the guest of friends in town over Sunday.
 Henry Maynard of Westchester was a week end visitor in town.
 Mrs. John OBrien was visiting friends in Hartford Friday.
 Mrs. Edward T. Bunyan and two sons have been visiting friends in Hartford.
 Harry Groobert and son Louis were
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
DAVIS THEATER.
Presenting the Broadway Opera Go ir Revival of Gilbert and Sullivan Famous Comic Operas.

Today the patrons of tne Davis will have a rare opportunity of hearing the Broadway Opera company in a revival of the famous old comic operas pre- sented in tabloid form. The company consists Of II people and each member is a veteran of comic opera fame. They will present three operas during the u7eeSl-Monday and Tuesday The Mas cot "Wednesday and Thursday The Mi kado, Friday and Saturday T, " $. Pinafore- Tho company has just fin ished a tour of Maine and Mdssachu- setts. where they have met with phe- uomenal success, and every thing indi- rates a record business for tie Davis this week
 There is a chorus of eight young la dies Ben Lodge. the comedian, long associated with the Bennett & Mou1- ton Opera CO and Fisher & Ryley s Silver Slipper. is the comedian, and will he assisted by Charles Wallace. late with C. r. Whitney and The Shu- herts. Nina Storm, prima donna so- prano of The Chocolate So'G.er. and kborn Opera company; s.her Bar ton, character soubrette who has Ia reiv returned from a TWO year tour ef SOsith America; Joe Smith. with the robust tenor voice. ShO is well known in this section as principal teno- of the once famous Waits OpeIa company: Mae Wallace. insenue late with John Corts GypSy Love com peny. and Frank D. Nel son the bari tore, who has been associated with Henry ". Savage as baritone and stage director for the past 7rc years, appearing in Woodland, Prince of Pii- sen. a-5 in fact most Of tiIe Savage gucressss. Matinee daily at 2.30, all sHass ie cents. Evenings at ', 10. 15 ac1 20 cents. Pictures begin at [, tho opera company going on at each night
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

FOR sALE-ELmore roadster, 30 h. D., Al condition, new tires, fully equIP door Ford touring car. Alfred Card, So Windham, Conn. oecon
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
From The Consular Reports.

Alaska's latest gold field is the Chis- jana district, from eight to twelev miles form the river of that name and about fifteen square miles in extent. and gold rose from $222. 330,000 in 1911 to $243, ,929,000 in 1912.
 Extracting the oil from tomato seed has become a considerable industry in Italy.
 Hungarian industries suffered great ly because of the Balkan war. The countries involved were unable to make their usual purchases from Hungary and there were many failures
 Argentina cattle men are looking for cheap and fertile land in Brazil.
 Germany thinks of taking up seri- ously the growing of soya beans.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

FOR SALE-EleVen room house, with lot. S9 Cliff St. Must be sold to close estate. G. w. Hamilton, Executor, I39 Main St. je7Q
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Board of Trade Meeting at shannon Uncas Lodge, No. II, l. O. o. F., meets in Odd Fellows Hall
 Thames Union, No. 137, U. B. of C. and J. of A, meets in Carpenters Hall .Sebequonash Council, No II, D. of F.. meets in ForeSters' Hall
 Norwich Conciave, No. 424, l. O. H.. Norwich Lodge. No, 1 2zs, N. E. o. F.. meets in Buckingham Memorial
 Taft Lodge, No. 25, A O. U. w.. meets in Ponemah Hall, Taftville
 Broadway Opera Company at Davis Theatre
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
Y. M. c. A. Entertainment Course.

Tomorrow night at the Central Bap- tist church the BostOnia Sextet Club with the famous c. L. Staats as direc- tor, will give q popular programme of first-class music.
 Wherever these six celebrated musi- clans have played the audiences have been delighted. The press of the coun- try have been very generous in their praise. One of the most expressive comments comes from a New York paper and is contained in two sen tences Of two words each. as follows:
 Splendid programme. Highest nu- sicianship."
 The Norwich people will undoubted- Iy recognize their opportunity and avail themselves of the same
 Single admission tickets, 50 cents. On sale a the door.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

FOR SALE+Good working horse and driver weighs 1900. Inquire John Thier, 279 Main St., City. dec2TuF M
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
COLONIAL THEATER. BroncE7o Billy Gets Square. G. M. An6erson's Two Reel Featurs.

What is very unusual in a Broncho Billy picture happens in the case Of tI.e feature at the Colonial today, when the famous G. NJ. Anderson, the creator lnd successful delineator of the popu- lar western character of Broncho Billy, appears in a two reel feature. The big picture is truly western in every respect and tells of two notorious Characters, Broncho Billy and Dave Kirkland for whom there is standing rewa-d for their capture. Dave turns sfste's evidence and Billy is captured. Billy has found favor in the eyas of 2 pretty Indian girl. whom Dave d. ;eiVes suring Billy-s incarceration. Later NEen Billy is released he finds the In Ian girl now a shadow of her former jeff. and together they find Dawes Fhereabouts and bring him to justice Other strong attractions for today are partially included in the following list: h1 the Same Boat, comedy, and The Flock Stopped, Biograph
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
OH, FUDGEI

She was a beauty. and he stopped As OCT her ankle trim he dropped I longed to take his place, And though I envied him.ah, mel The task he seemed to shirk- The place was a shoe store, and he An unromantic clerk.
 Cincinnati Enquirer. She was d beauty! You can bet Your money on that tip; He bent his head down close to hers, And touched her ruby lip. It would have made me covetous, It really would, in sooth, But-he was just a dentist, and
 Memphis Commercial-Appea
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

visitors in Hadlyme and North Plains Saturday.
 Luther Carrier of Westchester was a week end visitor in town
 MT. and Mrs. c. A. Kues of Hebron were visiting friends in town Saturday.
 Attended EIks' Memorial.
 Several of the local members of the Norwich lodge of Elks> went to Nor Wich Sunday to attend the memorial service held in Davis theatre.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
S3AtFORR SPRINGS
CandIepin League Completes Seventh Week, With Clerks in the Lead Their High Team Total 1412.

The Stafford Candlepin league has completed it's seventh week and the Clerks continue in the lead. The lead CTS also hold the record for high team total with a score of 1412. Brown of the Independents beat his own record by one pin, now having a score of 123. The Clerks are now tie with the Independents for high team string with a record of 493.
 The standing:
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
I'D RATHER BE.

I'd rather be a Could Be. If I could not be an Are; For a Could Be is a May Be. With a chance of touching par. - I'd rather be a Has Been Than a Might Have Been. by far: For a Might Have Been has never been, But a Has was once an Are.
 Cuban Times.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

The coal production of the Transvasl for 1912 showed an increase over the previous year, the figures being 4,75l,- $50 tons, valued at $5.0S5, ,424, compared with 4,S43,6S0 tons, of $4,96e,4 45S value, in 1911.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Very good smoking tobacco was produced on a small scale in England last year and considerable interest is being taken in the efforts being made to revive the tobacco growing industry in the English countries.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Through it's extension division the University of Kansas will give courses of lectures on moral education in number of the largest cities of the state during the fall of 1913.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

The exports of rattan and seagrass furniture from Hong Kong to the United States have increased fully 100 increase in recent months has been al- most altogether in rattan, as distinct from the linen and seagrass goods.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Cedar Point, which is said to be the smallest town in Kansas, has let 8 contract for the building of an electric light plant The town has a popula- tion of 1S3.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
The NeponSet Shingles

make a roof which is proof against ire caused by sparks and embers-a roof winch is extremely durable and moreover, a roof which is' unusually attractive in appearance.
 PECK, NTwILLIAMS G& ca, fl to J5 West Main St., Central Wharf.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Two Russian scientists have decided that distilled water is the best pre- servative for rubber that has to be stored for a long time.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Trewyddfa mountain, near Norris ton, England, on which the Swansea corporation has spent several thou sands of pounds in providing munich pal houses for workers, appears to be gradually sliding toward the river.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

When navigation officially opened, April "A, there were in elevators, on steamers and on railroad cars at Fort William and Port Arthur, at the head of Lake Superior, more than 42,750OOO bushels of grain awaiting transporta- tfOn
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Dean George Hodges of Harvard Theological school says the world never was socially better than 1t is now.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
SALE HORSES

I have several good chunks and business horses that l wish to dispose of at once; also a good wagon ble for a baker or milkman-low price.
 ELMER R. PERSON.
 Tel 112S. oct29d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
100 IRE MARKET GlRDEN,

100 IRE MARKET GARDEN, poultry ana general purpose Iarm just outside city, on state road. Large spring fed lake, stocked with nShs near house; 50 acres smooth tllIable land; rest pastures and woodland; pIenIy or fruit; nice cottage house, with Veranda, hot and cold water and bath; large barn, new sDo, icehouse and sheds; ac- commodations for 2,O00 hens. Only $4,000, easy terms.
 Try0n's Agency. WiIIimantic. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

quick acting, powerful nutcracker patented by a Texan may be clamped to a table, a lever pressing jaws squarely together
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
Borough Briefs.
In Darkest New York,

Only 10 persons shot in the Maine woods this season. Far behind the record of our East Side jungle- New York World.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Students at the Georgia state normal school at Athens, Ga, study rural so- ciology as applied to their own dis tricts.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
FOR SALE

Farm of 40 acres land, 50 till- able, balance pasture and wood land, $500 wood and timber on place, house has 12 rooms, barn 30x60, also other barns, hen- neries, ice house all buildings good condition, this place Is located 1 miles from Norwich on state road and on trolley line, in a most beautiful location, land is in high state of cultiva- ton and about goo loads of barn fertilizer go with the place. MIX can be shipped to Provi- dence.
 FRANCIS D. DoNoHUE, Central Building. Norwich. Ct
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
The Sa- a-Heras. Worlds Greatest Mys-
 tifiers, at Auditorium Today.

After the enormous hit made by the big musical comedy last week the management decided that the vaude- vile for the following show would have 10 be extra good. and so one of the greatest acts in vaudeville has been engaged for the three days. This is the wonderful novelty presented by Sa-Hera- the worlds greatest myStifier and maTerializer of unusual manifest ations. Sa-Hera does not answer writ len questions on pads of paper, but di- rect from mind to mind. One thousand dollars will be given to anyone who can prove that confederates are used in this act. It is hard to tell all that is done by this wonderful mentalist in the space available at present, but suf- ice to say that 1T is without q doubt the greatest mystery on the srage tu- day. Sa-Hera has appeared before the rulers of every nation in the world and in every part of the world.
 King and Gee. 2 clever team Of col ored comedians. will provide some hearty laughs, and some good singing and dancing. Charlotte Meyers has a new line of songs direct from Broad way New York. which viii ne Ieard Tor ti e frs time in Norwich.
 Tae photoSiag fans V: ] DC dalight- cd with Mondays films, which are headed by a two reel ftrc of the 1al- Bison make, but it is not 2 yves tcrn," but a story of the Paris Apaches. en- titled The Madonna of ths Sums Francis Ford and Grace Cunard are The leading ola. y,srS-
 Western Hearts, drama of the far west. by the Nestor Co, Is a very pretty story, and Evert Eody Wearing Them. Powers com dy, and The Parks of Stockholm, Sweden, will finish A. good bil.
 If you want to spend a pleasant hour and 4S minutes just dr ID into the Au- dfforir171a the first -Iree days of tie week Usual vaudeville prices and time of performances.
 Concert Of Putnam Congregational Church Choir.
 Following is the programme for the fifth annual concert by the choir of the
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
LEGAL NOTICES.


 AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Lebanon. within and for the District of Lebanon, on the 5th day of Decem- Der, A. D. 1913.
 Present = ALBERT G. KNEELAND, Judge.
 Estate of Caroline L. Preston, late of Lebanon, in said District, deceased.
 Huldah M. Peck of Lebanon, Conn.,, appeared in Court and moved that ad- mlnistratlon be granted upon the estate of said deceased, aIIeged to be intes- tate.
 Therefore Ordered, That said appIi- cation be heard and determined at the Probate Office in Lebanon, in said District, on the 18th day of December, 1913, at ? o'clock in the afternoon, and that said Huldah M. Peck give public notice to all persons interested in said estate by advertising once in The Nor wich Bulletin, newspaper having a circulation in said District, to appear if they see cause at said time and place, and be heard relative thereto and return make to this Court of the notice given.
 Attest: ALBERT c. KNEELAND,
 dec8d Judge.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

For" said the humorist. who was endeavoring to throw the woman's cluL into mirthful convulsions, "as Shakes peare says in Paradise Lost, a mans 8 man for q that" Mercy, what ig- norance," thesecond vice president whispered to the recording secretary ''Shapespeare didn't write Paradise Lost,-Chicago Record Herald.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
POETRY
WHERE HAS SUMMER COMET

Where has Summer gone? She WIS here but while ago, With roses and daisies To whisper her praises, And everyone loved her so! Has anyone seen her about? She must have gone off in the nighl And she took the best flowers And the happiest hours, And asked no ones leave for her flight
 Exchange.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Old Bibles and Testaments are in general use by gold beaters as storage places for gold leaf, which is placed between the pages In some communt- ties where gold beating is the princi- pal industry no other method of stor- age is used by the workmen.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-An English setter dog. white. with lemon ears; name on collar. Ar thur Kelly. Finder please notify H. w o,ott, telephone 462-9, norwich. decSd
 LOST-Wiu the person who found a mink huff Friday evening, Nov. 2S, re- turn same to Oak St, and receive re- ward? dec6d
 LOST-A peacock; flew in direction Of Plain Hill. Reward if returned to Fairview Farm, scotland Road nov25d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
AUTO BARGAIN

ord Runabout, with nght delivery tires nearly new, paint good, two extra tires. engine recently overhauIed. rrice $125 il sold before Dec. 31st Box S48, Danielson, Conn. dec6d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
Jobs After Him

Colonel Goethals Not After Job Head Line
 Who thought he was He is at present the most office sought citizen of the world.-New York Evening Sun.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

Ireland's 1918 hay crop is estimated at 3.562,0 tons.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Argentina is to import 300 goats for a new milk supply.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
.JEWETT CITY.
Death of Mrs. Michael B. Mccarthy Funeral of Mrs. Edward GuiIbeauIt- Dorcas Circles Meeting.

1 The death of Mrs. Bertha Mccarthy, after an illness of two years, is the source of profound grief to a large circle of friends. She died at three i o'clock Sunday morning. Mrs. McCar- 1 thy was born in Quebec, April 25, 1870, 1 the daughter of Margaret Mahoney and William Cahoon. The family moved to Lewiston, Me, where she married Michael B. Mccarthy about 25 years ago. Mr. Mccarthy died 13 years ! ago in Lewiston, and Mrs. Mccarthy has made her home with her parents in JeWett City since that time Mrs. Mccarthy was devoted to her family and her brave, cheery dispo- sition made many warm friends. She is survived by her parents, a son, Thomas Mccarthy, and two daugh- ters Misses Margaret and Bertha Me- CTS. Andrew Cahoon of Wappinger's Falls N Y, Timothy Cahoon of Lewis ton, Me, and Joseph Cahoon of Wes- terly, R. l.
 Mrs. Edward GuiibeauIt.
 Mrs Elizabeth Guilbeault, wife of Edmond Guilbeault, died Friday after noon at her home on Factory Hill Mrs Guilbeault was born in Canada, the daughter of Anna and Antoine Dugas. Her husband and several children sur vive her. She was a sister of the late Zefirin Dugas who was buried in At tlebOro last week.
 The funeral was held at St Mary's church Sunday afternoon, Rev. E. M. Hayes officiating. Burial was in St Mary's cemetery. the bearers being John Lamothe, Eli Durand Pierre Le- Claire and Napoleon St. John. Under taker John A. Hourigan was in charge of the arrangements.
 Borough Briefs.
 Dorcas circle of The Kings Daugh- ters meet at Mrs. Frank l. Rays Tues day evening.
 Miss Mary Palmer entertained a large party at her home one night last week.
 Mrs. Edward OConner of Atlantic City, N. J., is the guest of her par ents, MT and Mrs. H. N .Wheelock.
 Mrs. A. w. Harris was in charge of the reading room at Slater library Sun day afternoon.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
What Is Going On Tonight

Vaudeville and Motion Pictures ak the Auditorium.
 Moving Pictures at Colonial Theatre,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
Farm of 25O Acres

Situated z 34 miles from Old Mystic, Conn, on good road, telephone and E. F. D., 32 mile to school, farm has 76 acres or machine worked neIds, free from stone and fertile, balance pasture and woodland, brook running through entire farm house has IA rooms, old fashioned nreplaces, cellar under whole house; large barn "A by 40, with horse barn "A by A attached, nearly new, one other nay barn "A by 80, crib, Wag- on shed, wagon house ana nennery. also about 12 tons of barn nay, one two-horse wagon, one lumber wagon, all the farming tools and machinery used on a large farm. The price of this farm, including machinery and nay. is only S3.500; $1,000 can remain on mortgage. Possession given imme- diately Investigated
 Send for WtlcOx'ss Farm Bulletin choice of 400.
 WILLIAM A. WILCOX
 Real Estate Broker, fl West Broad St., Rooms 1 and 2,
 Westerly, R. l.
 Telephone No. s65. octI6d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
N. F. O. P. meets tonight.

Annual sale at the Church of the Good Shepherd Tuesday and Wednes- day of this week. See adv
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Emigration from Hungary during 1912 was somewhat larger than in 1911. While it is impossible to obtain information relative to the exact num- Der of emigrants, because many left during 1912 without passports, the ministry of the interior estimates that the number was a least 120. GOO, where- as in 1911 only 73,S54 persons departed from Hungary,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

WHEN you wanE 10 put your busI- ness before me oHbltc. there Is no ma- dium better than Through the advertts- sAES columns ae ThR Bulletin
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08
Woodnen Elect Officers.

At a recent maeting of the Modern Woodnen of America the following of
 ftcers were elected: Venerable counsel, A. ]. Morrison; adviser, D. ]. Wilson; banker Charles Mclaughlin; clerk Thc31as dickson; escort. James Don- oven, watch, John Bedford; sentry, James Johnson; manager for three years William Leise; camp physician
Norwich bulletin., 1913-12-08

Miss Adles reminds women readers of the folly of using poisonous hair dyes and of neglecting scalp and hair. See aAr-