El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-06-26
Little BObbie and His Pa
Pa Has a Discussion With Ma About
Barefoot dancers and Other
Subjects More Personal
william n. hlrl1-

"HARE is one lady that I certainly
admire, sed Ma to Pa, last mite
think she is one Of the most
remarkable wimmen that was ever
born. She is so butIfuI & yet she has
so much common sense.
Who is it, sum sufrageL IN jail
Oaver in England? sed Pa
No indeed, sed Ma I have refferens
to lady COn-stans Richardson, the
wonderful dancer & society woman.
Look at this picter. Ma seq 70 Pa /
suppOas thare is sum OLD pFudes Lnar
wud say il ought not 70 be In the
paper, but to the pure all Things IS
pure and I am sure lady Richardson
viii be pIeesed wen she sees her pic
The picter in the paper that Ma
showed to Pa was the plcter OF lady
in a tunick A tunick is a kind Of
bohemian nitegown. Pa sed wen ne
looked at the picter-
Isent that a pritty tunick2 sed Ma
1t doesn't seem to be on the job, sed
Pa & / must say that dOant see
ANYTHING vary artistic in bare feet, Pa
Sed. I can think Of a lot Of things
rnoar butiful to look at than ten toes
sed Pa, & two of them big toes at that
What is thare dreemy or sentimental
or romantic about a big tOe2 sed Pa
Not Interested.
Thare are plenty OF men that /Wud
rave Oaver such a prltty loot sed Ma
I mite have known wen showed YOU
the piCter that you Wuddenr be IN
terested All YOU think about is the
yF-av 3TcGraW is handling his crate
TEEN. Moast husbands wud say this
Dfctur is very attractive. Misses
Brown showed il to her husband last
mite & he sed he newer seen moar
graceful feet than lady Richardson's s.
But YOU amt Mister Brown. Ma sed.
No sed Pa. / amt Mister Brown
Thare is a lot of points ware we dif-
fer. sed Pa Mister Brown is one OF
them nice, fussy men that always
/ hangs up all of his clothes in the rite
( place & talks a lot Of genuine pleshur
I in shopping half day In depart
side a big stOar to shop unless you
tOwed me in with a six cilender auto,
/ sed Pa sum woman gifts her feet toto
/ grated and has the picter reetOuched
so the cOrns won't show, Pa sed. &
/ Mr.. Brown spend half a hour study
D ing that picter wen he ought TO be
Z out sumWare hustling & bringing
hCam the bacon Thank goodness Pa
I sed. you are rite am not Mister
I Brown.
Lady Richardson says that human
( buty was made to see. sed Ma
Very Beautiful.
I I agree with her. sed Pa Thare Is
! nothing mOar butifuI in this Wurld
l than a butiful WOman's face & hate
/ to see a woman Waring vail for
{ that reesOn- And woman hands
I is butifuI, too. sed Pa If thay dOant
I have on too many flashy dimOnds-
I But for the life OF me, Pa sed, cant
I
I velusIy butiful about a human foot
/ 7 doant like the lines of it. Pa sed.
I What is thare dainty or alluring
I about q heeI2 sed Pa A heel is lest
/ a heel. sumthing TO stand on and not
\ TO be admired sum are big & sum
; are littel, but none Of them is butt
{ fuI The heel Of a titled buty looks
I about the saim as yure heel or my
I heel or even Tom Sharkey's heel No.
I wife. sed Pa. I dOant think thare is
Z anything dainty OF fetching about a
/ woman that is Oald enuff to know
I better going around and dancing in
/ her bare feet
! I am sorry YOU feel that way about
I It, deerest, sed Ma sum Of US ladies
/ has formed a Richardson club. G.
next Tuesday mite I was going to do
a lady Richardson dance at the pri-
! vate theeatriCals. I was going to sur
prise you
II you try to pull off anything like
that, sed Pa I VIII set rite in the
I front row & throw tacSs on the stage.