Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-12

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And fhat'e 10 Hefe conjecture
The BUNGALOW was not IN vogue
There wae No style Queen Anne;
i colonial and Renaissance
Were terms unknown 10 man;
Oh, happy WAS tho buyer then.
Ere EnowiodHe llt her torches;
Fpr~-chlefeat Soy among them ALL
There were no sleeping porches.
Denver Republican.
-~u-
gsaW Material.
Consider NOW the village zap
with pants cut high.
You eee him cumber up the map
~ trains 10 hy.
You wouldn't think that ne was
meant
To ever he a president
But take the rah-rah hoy we find
4 In sunset socks
who siroils wlth others Of his hind
On cigf blocks
You'd hardly think that s0rt Of gent
Would ever h. pFesldent.--0fins
and dreams.
AND MONDAY we saw Teller
wearing 4 straw hat and overcoat.
4 o.
1 SOME REGARD Democratic offices
a. more important than sugar beets.
o.
HOW WOULD Il do 10 investigate
the Grape Juice Truat9
o.
WONDER III THEY win try to
compel Rud Kipling again 70 be poet,
lariat7
AUTO POLO IL coming. and nrnica
ard spiints viii be IN great demand.
PORF. DTAz seems to be sort Of
flirting With Mexico again.
D.
!, HE WILL. NEED to he a very ex-
pert gum shoe man 10 discover the
truth about Mexico.
o.
THE BREAKFAST food trust IL In
the t0lls--and now maybe Wen find
out what they make II OF.
--cI--
THE PRESIDENT a lobbyist. A
man never knows just what will hap
pen when ne se,s out 20 smash tradi-
sions and establish precedents.
THIRTEEN nations approve Bry-
Z ans peace plan. Surely the secretary
5 win not set his peace table for thir-
teen.
o.
SIGNS OF progress In London. In
1906 there were thirty-five persons
Killed by pOwer-driven vehicles; IN
1912 there were s6a.
%
III BREATHED song Into the air.
ia been upon "A little tear"
The wireless stations got my bunk;
3 And now tits known that was some
r What exhilarated.
O.
THE COLONEL was a good COVER
nor OF New York. but In either North
4 lcarolina or South Caroline he would
D not fili the pill.
IT,
THE ASSASSINATION Of Meow.
mud Chef-yet Pshaw. or whateyes
o they called him. indicates that some
= OF the Old Turks are feeling young
a again.
D.
SENATOR PENRosE says the old
o fashioned lobbyist wearing a plug hat
n and unctuous hurnsides ~ dead, and
!, surely the Pennsylvania seuatoE
! knows a lobbyist when he sees one
: THE NEW YORK MAIL iaments
!, that lovers Of the period do not walk
!, arm In arm, AZ they did In i7T6. They
get together just the same, and more
= over. ia i776 there was no turkey tro'
= or bunny hug.
81 d
LORD WIILOuGHBY de Brokew
has called upon the men Of Ulster
J. 10 shed their blood for their rights
q As We understand Il. the long suit Of
n the ulsterite il shedding the blood OF
n somebody else.
o.
y THE SURRENDER Of Juarez Il
again demanded. To relieve weary
world. We represent that u would be
well 20 put up a large sign al the
gates Of Juarez reading 1--WE sur
render" ana leave II there perma'
nently.
" D.
y SAMUEL q. BLYTHE. the poltlca
!. writer on the saturday Evening Post
considers Woodrow Wilson "A human
10 being. "By way. Of comparison. how
~ would he designate the Honorable
u Theodore Roosevelt" asks the Co
~ lumbla Herald
q
~ AVIATOR Marcel q. BrindleIunk 4,
Is Mayonnaise, or words 20 that effect
= has broken the worlds record by flyini
from Paris TO Warsaw. In the sport
ing notes we suggest that as a space
p saver We refer to him simply al
e "Frenchie"
=. What He Won.
"At the critical point he made q
!" home run"
u "Ah. won n lot Of glory"
n eyes; also two suits OF clothes. q
case Of grape Juice. four pairs OF
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