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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
In Time of Peace,

The new beast" or under-class
man, at West Point had never heard
a heavy siege gun fired. The first
class man was solicitous.
You have never been close when
one of these guns was fired, eh?" he
inquired
No"
NO, sir" commented the frst-class
man.
Yes, sir. No, sir" replied the
beast"
'Um-m It's liable to bust your ear
drums for life. See here, don't tell
him l told you, but go TO the com
mandant and ask him for" The up
per-clasg man was so solicitous that
he whispered the rest of his commune
cation.
a few minutes later the raw cadet
presented himself before the com
mandant.
Please, sir" he said, q want some
gun-cotton for my ears. New York
Evening Post.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
PIC0T EDGE

Picot edge is used for finishing cen
terpieces. jabots and handkerchiefs.
The edge is first finished with very
narrow buttonhole-stitch, then make a
loop by catching the thread back and
forth two or three times and button
hole stitch over this loop until the
space is filed. At regular intervals
make q little loop in the thread as
shoTn in the illustration. When each
loos is finished go to the next il
the same way.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
NOT NUMEROUS. BUT EARNEST.

What's this hall lighted UP for?"
inquired the reporter.
This is a meeting TO protest against
any further delay in putting lamps at
the corners Of this street, said the
man occupying the big chair On the
platform.
You seem TO be the only person
here"
Yes, and there ought to be full
house. l tell you. sir, it's blamed
outrage that this part Of town has
been neglected so long, and
Say you're a pretty husky citizen.
How much do you weigh?"
Two hundred and thirty-nine
pounds. What's that got to co with
-"
III just gay the meeting was large
ly attended and full of enthusiasm.
Good night"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
fiade the Sale.

Let me see some of your black Kid
gloves" said & lady TO shop assist
ant
These are not the latest style, are
they?" she asked when the gloves
were produced.
Yes, madam, replied the shopman,
Eve have had them in stock only two
days"
Il didn't think they were because
the fashion paper says black kids have
tan stitches and vice versa. I see the
tan stitches. but not the vice versa
The shopman explained that vice
versa was French for seven buttons,
50 she bought three pairs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Sleeveless Coats,

Some curious sleeveless coats are
being worn. These are taken over
back and front like scapulars, but
they are not cut on quite such straight
lines. The sides are entirely cut out
until toward the hem. where the back
and front are continued round to but
ton over and meet each other. A belt.
which is often Of black satin and
matches the collar, holds the coat
down at the back, then passes under
the material, showing again at the
sides, and is continued over the front
dull red, blue and black plaid
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
I Ike RilnninS

Charles w. Morse. at u luncheon in
New York, said of a certain com
planning type of French investor:
Here in New York, just the same
as over there in Paris, you've got to
be content with very low rate of
interest if YOU want a perfectly safe
investment
1t is folly % buy highly specula-
tive stock and then growl because
they oscillate the wrong way.
Such people remind me of Buggins.
Buggins, you know. is always trying
to get something for nothing"
Mr. Morse paused and a broker
asked:
And nov does Buggins make out?"
Wen" said Mr. Morse. he always
gets nothing for something"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
DICTATES OF FASHION
Pink and blue is the combination for

Pink and blue is the combination for
summer.
Bullet buttons are seen on all light
weight cloth suits.
A long oval side panel on a new
skirt is weighted down by long silk
tassel.
Hats are growing larger. the droop-
ing garden variety being very promi-
nent for afternoon.
Fichu lines in vests and guimpes
are here They are suggested in
crossed net, tulle and soft null.
Bright colored silk hose are worn
with the white lingerie frock and the
color matches that of the sash.
A snakeskin serge is new. 1t is in
dark gray, with dots of red, black and
blue over its surface. For outing and
travelling it is the favorite.
When selecting your wardrobe pur.
chase oni- those gowns which possess
distinguishing feature, and you Will
never become dissatisfied with them
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Good Shamcoo.

Women with white hair find that in
most cities a week is as long as it
can be kept clean, which makes them
much trouble and expense, to say
nothing of the wear and tear On the
hair by too frequent shampooing- This
is good dry shampoo: Take strip
Of absorbent cotton, lay it over the
bristIes Of a wire hair brush, pushing
Ii down until the bristles penetrate
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
AMBER SHADE OF SHANTUNG
Cool Summer Coat: Dress OF That Ma
terial Is Most Valuable Add
ticu to the Wardrobe

This example illustrates cool sum
mer coat-dress Of fancy shantung in
dull amber shade. with waist sash
in a lovely fuchsia-colored ribbon and
a trimming of little buttonsscovered to
correspond Straight sleeves are set
in at~a long shoulder line, and slit
up at the base for the egress of kilt
ed lace ruffies, similar ruf1e oc-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Why He Quit.

Two members of a country club
we're discussing a fellow member. The
latter. it appears, did not have rep
utation for outbursts of wild extrava-
gance.
4 understand that 'Bucky' Brown
has quit the game Of golf"
What, 'Bucky' Brown? He used
10 be SO fond Of the game! Why Oh
earth did he stop playing?"
He lost his golf ball.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
His "LIereiny Was the Very

4 say. Sambo," asked a man Of al
Improvident negro who had lost a
job for the third of fourth time,
aren't you worried over the ques-
ton of wherewithai to support you?''
'Lordy. MaEse Henry was the re-
ply, 81 amt worryin' bout wherewith-
al; rs worryin' bout de wherefore
fur de herein
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Ed for q hsinthe Green

4 color that has sprung into favor
for evening wear is absinthe green.
In ninon it lights up wonderfully well,
more particularly when mounted over
white and arrests the eye at once as
both pleasing anc original. a beauti-
full gown, almost severe in its great
simplicity, was of pure white charme-
use, the skirt slashed up one side over
a petticoat of this absinthe green nj
non, yelling soft white satin, the cor
sage the merest film OF a thing of az
sfnthe green ninon over white. The
note of simplicity is, indeed, most
marked in quite an appreciable HUH
Der of evening toilettes.-Atlantic
Monthly.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
MARRIAGE.

George AIDE. at one of his famous
picnics at Hazelden Farm, his Indiana
estate, turned the conversation. ac-
cording to his wont, to matrlmOny.
In the midst of Mr.. AIDES jests a
business man declared stoutly:
We'll, say what you please George,
marriage broadens a man"
Il suppose it might be put in thay
way" said Mr. AIDE 'Flatteu,' though.
is the word I've always used"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Eich Man Speaks.

Otto Kahn. returning from Europe
on a sea-going palace, praised the
music and the drama in which he had
participated in his travels.
1T is a great privilege" he said. Ito
80 abroad from time to time The
poor. who cannot enjoy the privilege,
are 70 be pitied,
II. YOU know. am not in the same
class rs the broker who said:
The poor are TO be envied. Pow
erty is blessing.
Goodness, exclaimed listener.
respectfully. I didn't know you were
is rich as all tbatt'''
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Devised From Old Leoend.

The Mexican stamp bears the coat
of arms of the country, an eagle on
cactus. holding a serpent in its talons
This device is the outgrowth of a
legend that the first Aztec settlers
chose the site of their city from seeing
an eagle so engaged, and situated at
that spot-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Not fer Him

Why did you break off with the
widow
Met a man who knew her first hus-
band Seems she's one of these danes
who is dissatisfied with everything she
buys, and makes her husband do the
exchanging ."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Swedish Bridal superstitions.

In Sweden the bridegroom has a
great fear of trolls and sprites, and as
an antidote against their power he
sews into his clothes various strong
smelling herbs, such IS garlic and rose
mary. 1t is customary to fill the
brides pocket with bread, which she
gives to the poor she meets on the
way to the church. and so averts mis-
fortune with the aims she bestows.
On their return from church the bride
and bridegroom visit their COW houses
and farms that the cattle may thrive
and multiply.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
The naiIsaed Gentleman ;.

This quaint notice was recently
posted In q Cardiff club. II the al
legged gentleman who took three
brushes from Mr.. IS color boz
imagines they will paint poultry with
out the assistance of the master hand
he is gravely mistaken and therefore
may as well return them to their
rightfuI owner."-PaH Mall Gazette.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
system.

Don't you believe in downing the
drink demon"
Let US be systematic about this
thing
What do you mean
Let US down the drink before we
down the demon
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Her Need.

Matrimonial Agent-What kind of a
husband do you want?
Girl-One who doesn't smoke, drink
or swear who brings me chocolates
rants every day.
Matrimonial Agent-You don't want
q husband. What you want is beau.
Judge
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

NJ eedIeSs Alarm.

An old German farmer entered the
office of a wholesale druggist one
morning and addressed the proprietor:
Mister Becker, I have der schH1all
pox-'
Merciful heavens, Mr. Jacobs." ex-
claimed Becker, as the Office force
scrambled over each other in their
hurry to get out. don't come any
nearer"
Volts der E}adder nit you fellers.
anvhowg' orierIv replied Jacobs. Il
say haf der schmaIl pox of butter out
in mine wagon. vot Mrs. Becker Or
tered las week areaty. National
Food Magazine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

curing at the throat. while a fll-up
is supplied in a tiny cross-oyer vest Of
white net, ornamented with wee but
tons covered with the gold shantung.
1t will be remarked that the tunic is
of Russian persuasion, while the skirt
has 2 panel movement back and
front, the sides gathered in a few
slight folds, close at the hem, into
these, at the right side in front and
the left at the back
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Innnortant TO Mothers
Secure

1t was the dead OF night when al
good people are supposed to be IN
bed and asleep.
John" whispered Mrs. Caudle, 'I'm
sure there's a burglar at the front
door"
That's all right; he can't get IN"
replied John, sieepily. L have the
latch key in my own pocket"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Basis for Calculation.

He-Before We go TO Europe | must
see vot dem dourist companies would
scharge.
She-Vould you t'ink of goin' NIT
Won of dem companies?
He-No: but votefer dey would
scharge We ought to be able to do it
for less.-Puck
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
a Slice of III Luck.

Tie Patient-'Ere, nurse: I don't
like my bread buttered On both sides.
The Nurse-But 1t isn't buttered on
both sides.
The Patient-Then which side is
buttered London Sphere.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Expert Advice.

Shall l marry Mr. Wombat, who is
forty, or Mr.. Wopp, who is twenty?
They both earn the same salary"
Marry the young man. He'll nag
less about expenses.
why sou
He can't remember when prices
were lower"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Anniversary.

man may be Tough-looking and
Yet have a touch of sentiment about
hirl
ragged, ir-keptIooking man ap-
peared at the door OF a Providence
woman's home and in pleading tone
asked:
Have you a piece of cake, lady,
to give a poor man who hasn't had
a bite for two days?''
"CaEe9" echoed the woman in sur
prise. Isn't bread good enough for
you?"
Ordinarily. yes. ma'am. But this
is my birthday" explained the tramp
-Harper's Magazine
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

so that convict was the president
Of a big corporation. How did he
come here?''
He was only doing an ordinary
business merely taking
stock
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
No Chance.

What is your objection to working
in the country" inquired Mr.. Sub
bulbs of the domestic at the employ
ment agency.
I'm afraid III be lonely" replied
Ehe-
Impossible. Why, there are Is Of
Us in my family"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Pnnr PrnA,iGcr

An old negro in Texas was asked if
he was going TO register. He wished
to know how he would have to pro-
coed On being told that he had to
swear to support the constitution, his
eyes widened. and, drawing a long
breath, he said he couldn't do it. be-
cause ne couldn't support himself.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Cynical.

Why don't novelists use the phrase
gentle reader any m0re?'
I suppose they realize that it is
Useless to expect a man who has
been reading modern novels to go
on trying to be gentle"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Numbered.

What mover did you engage this
year?" the wife asked.
The same old man." replied hubby
You know, he has the combination OF
our numbered furniture Judge
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Out of Date.

His Buying Agent tell you this
is the chance of lifetime-a first
edition of Shakespeare.
Mr. Richquicke-I don't want any
thing as meager and unreliable as
that-Iife
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
What stood Between Them.

A man ana woman waiting for a
car were watching a span of heavy
draft horses pulling a big load up a
hill Their team" work was perfect
Just look how beautiful those
dumb brutes pull! together" said his
wife. Why can't human beings dc
as well-why can't we?"
Easiest thing in the world re
piled the husband. We could If"
Then why don't we?" interrupted
the wife
If we had but one tongue between
us, finished the brute" member of
the Observation-Disclosures City Journal
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
NOTHING Strange About That.

@Queenie, you are accustomed to
speaking Of yourself as exceedingly
plain, but you don't know how your
face grows on one."
oh, yes, I do, George; it grew ca
NE. didn't it?'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Irritating Skin Troubles,

so prevalent in summer, such IS
hives, poison oak, chatting, sunburn,
eczema, etc. are quickly relieved when
Tyree's Antiseptic Powder is used.
25c. at druggists or sample sent free
By ]. S. Tyree, Washington, d, C.-Adv.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
His Class.

When a man is crazy about oscula-
ton"
.Well?"
Couldn't he be correctly described
as kissing bug?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Emery SUNNY Restricted.

The worlds supply of emery comes
from Greek islands and from Asia
Minor near Syria. Importations into
the United States average $250,090 an
nually
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
When Woman Rules,

Mr. Meekley-Then you would
have the word "obey" omitted from
the marriage service?
Miss Strongmind-Not at all; mere
ly transferred so that the man viii
say it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Lame excuses cover a multitude Of
lndiscretieus.

Mrs. WInslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethiEg, softens the gums, reduces inhanlua'
tiou,zllays paincures wind collie, BE bottle.leT
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Not That Kind

Wife, would like TO have a fine
grill
come with me to the trust iaYesti-
CATION
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
One Exemption Sure.

Patience-A society has made Will
an offer to buy all the songs he writes
in a year.
Patrice-I know very we'll it can't be
the Humane society.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Cruelty.

7 hate TO put some Of my photo
graphic subjects on my plates"
why So?'
Because they are such sensitive
plates"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
kneAM His Canacifu

Well, where have you .been?'
My dear. if ! should try to tell you
all the places I've been"
81 judge by your condition that you
have been to more than seven"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Unkind ThouCht.

Bacon-What has become of the old
fashioned bicycle rider who could get
himself arrested FOR scorching?
Egbert-I expect he's scorching in
some other world now.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Both Food ard Medicine

Asparagus is considered one of the
healthiest Of Quiok-growing plants
used for food, and is really a medi
cine as we'll as a food
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

The wheel Of fortune turns so fast
for some men that it makes the rest
OF US dizzy.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Added to the LANGUAGE,

Mamma" said little Edna one day.
I'm getting tired of this pug nose It's
getting pugger and pugger every day"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

If some people didn't talk about
what they were going to do they
wouldn't have anything to talk about
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
MILDLY Ties.

MILDLY ties in all colors are to be
found in abundance One has a choice
of the ties fringed, hemstitched OF
simply hemmed
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Youths inoiscretions

Though Willie Moth was young and
green.
OF course, he thought he knew it all;
That's why he Dragged that he had been
Invited to a camph0r ball.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Shy on Idea S.

Sometimes" declared Mrs. Won.
bat, 4 think men are too feeble-mind.
ed for any use"
How, now?"
For twenty years I've asked my
husband daily what he wanted for din
ner, and he's never been able to make
a suggestion yet"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

some women and an eccentric effect is
produced, but that does not destroy
the fundamental beauty of this line
properly drawn
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Selma Relics.

You say this sword came from g
genuine battlefield"
Yep"
How much?"
Three dollars. with an appropriate
anecdote Or, if you don't care for
the aaecdote, you can have the sword
for two dollars
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

Some men could almost make q liv-
ing If they had self-supporting fami-
lies.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Bittsn Yet.

II any one on earth has got
More r@Gbugs than are mine
They're worse of than l am and they
May have my bacon rind
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Worn in paris

In Paris short draped mantelets of
lowered silk are worn over lingerie
md lace gowns.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

All Back from your vacation, /
see. Did you find what you wanted
an obscure little village, far away
from civilization"
My boy, it exceeded my widest
dreams. Why. that town didn't even
issue souvenir postcards"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

The Reformer-WeIl some day we
viii have laws abolishing trusts.
The Politician-Very unfair. The
trusts haven't made any threats about
abolshing the laws.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Courtar-Thrust,

"a very good retort," said Senator
Lodge in an argument over the immi-
grafton bill. "A very good retort in
deed, 1t reminds me Of Weeks.
Weeks and his wife were quarrel
ing.
The night you proposed said
Mrs. Weeks, with a hard, scornful
laugh, you acted like a fish out of wa
ter
Weeks sighed.
But a very cleverly caught fish,
he said in a musing voice
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Nav Of Wnman

rency without first powdering her
nose
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

Mrs. Newwed-Tu never leave baby
with my brother to mind again.
Mr.. Newwed-Why not?
today and when / came home, the
baby was playing with pack of cards
and a box of poker chips.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

Immortality awaits the genius who
invents wireless politics.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

SORE TEATS AND cow POX.
Hadfield's Belgium Ointment, at
Hardware and Harness stores. Guar
anteed.-Adv,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07

the cotton and it lies close to the
back of the brush. A few strokes OF
this over the hair will reveal how
large quantity OF dust can be taken
up by the cotton, leaving the hair
bright, soft and clean. It should be
done frequently.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-08-07
Never Again.

She smoked Just one
No more, you bet.
She calls il now
A "sickarctte."