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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
He Understood.

Professor Popover for an hour had
been patiently explaining to his young
son the theory of evolution in all its
ramifications, and at last he decided
to see If the lad was understanding
everything clearly.
Now, Jack" he asked, have / made
plain to you the great fact of the
evolution Of .species?"
Yes, father l think so,' was the
youngsters reply. Before was born
you were a monkey"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
TO TEACH LOVE MAKING.


According 10 reports a professor II
uermany proposes to open schoo
wherein to teach love making Bless
me dear professor. what can he be
thinking about? What does he suppose
love making Is that he presumes it Ia
something to be taught after the man.
ner OF algebra, geography and cook
lns7 Love making doesn't have to
% taught. says the Philadelphia Press
from the palmy days in the Garden of
Noen IT. has been going on all over
tne world among all peoples. 1t has
l's dinerent methods, grading from
OarDarism to civilization, but It is
love making all the same. To the end
OF time, II there IN to be any end OF
time' 1t will go on just as the habits
ana inciinations OF the people direct
It, 1t IL one of those diversions or
iea'ures' or essentials of human life
winch no government has yet at
tempted to regulate. as attempts
nave been made to regulate SO many
o'ner things, and It had never oc
curreo TO anybody that teaching II
"as necessary. Teaching boys to saw
wooo and girls to make their own
clotnes Is feasible enough. but teach.
ing tnem how to make love isn't Be.
SIDES, It's perfectly useless. They all
Know now already; the knowledge
was born with them.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07

Paris town counsellor has con
ceived and drawn up a scheme 70,
saving from the perils OF the street
both moral and physical, the poor
chilGpr~~of parents forced to work
81 BITE. unable therefore properly to
u iced and care for their children after
i school hours. Widows and widowers
T1n particular are to benefit from the
ecneme. and parents out OF work, try.
ng to get work. unable In the mean.
ktime to provide good food for their
children or to keep regular hours.
w Ia proposed to set up canteen In
pertain available school buildings and
gthere the children unable to have
-Nome care are to be kept till bed
time under the eye OF number OF
teachers temporarily unoccupied dur
Ing the day
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07

Roland had his Durandal, Charlie
magne his Joyeuse. twin sisters OF
glory. heroines OF steel. Kaiser vii
helm H. OF Germany ia not ignorant
OF this and to continue the tradition
ne mas given to his sons arms upon
which are engraved glittering notices
OF which he Is the author. On the
sword which he has given to the
crown prince are the words, Always
ready to serve his country" on that
OF his favorite. Prince Eitel. Faithful
ana without fear" on that of Prince
Aaefbe uh- one side. For all proofs"
the other My soul to God and
lsrE r" on that Of Prince Oscar,
Red tude and intrepidity" The
Princdf August Wilhelm and Joachim
VIII hive their swords and notices
when they are promoted to the guards.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
Had II Fixed.

Now" exclaimed Miss Leftover a.
she set the dictagraph in place behind
the sofa, mo trifier is going to get
away without at least giving me ms
terlal for breach of promise suit"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
His Escape.

Single handed" boosted Braggon
who claimed once to have been a SOL
der, l at one time succeeded in max
ing an entire enemy run"
'Gracious!" calculated the young
woman whom he had selected for an
auditor, did they catch your"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07

There are now under construction In
Europe "a sea-going vessels equipped
with internal combustion engines
New and more economical methods of
producing the oil consumed in these
engines have been devised, and II is
predicted with confidence that they
soon will become the standard for
ocean service. That is not all There
are confident predictions that inyen.
ton before long will adapt the new oil
fuels to use in the propulsion of an.
tomobiles. This is an age of FREQUENT
revolutions in the mechanical world
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
Father Got His,

Sirrah!" Numbered her father,
were you kissing my daughter when
! came in just now?"
You bet!" chirped up the un-
abashed sutton, land it's UP to you to
apologize for butting I'M"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07

The buttermiik fends may now point
proudly to the fact that the Turks
once CONTEMPORARY referred to the
Bulgarians as ''yoghurtji." or sour
mixers. Great little diet is butter
mix.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
A HOUSEHOLDS Secret.

i can't get the sugar to stick to
the doughnuts"
Il know a good scheme, but don't
tell anybody"
Very well"
Use little library paste. "-KaS
sas City Journal
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07

All enlistments In the regular army
now are for seven years instead of
four, so that each recruit who serves
his full time will be new man when
he comes out. II there is truth in the
old theory that mans physical char.
acteristics completely change In seven
years.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07

A lecturer who advocates the paint
ing of pears. cherries, strawberries
etc, to make them more attractive.
pointedly refrains from including
peaches in the list, Perhaps he thinks
the suggestion would be superfluous.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
Bafhed.

You say" persisted hubby, "tba
every member of your Suffragette
club was present, yet you could hold
no meeting?'
With every one present." replied
WHEY, there was no one OF us to
talk about, silly"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
A Mixer.

We'll, how's the new nurse? Has
she made herself at homer"
Yes; a trifle too much. She
started right in to pick ont name for
the baby. We thought we'd attend
to that ourselves
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
Where He Gets Them

Frost-Where do you get your hats
old man?
Snow-At cafes, usually. Rut once
or twice I've been lucky enough to
exchange at church.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
Keep 1t Dark.

Saw Miss Footlights this morning
] was terribly disappointed in her ap
pearance. on sage she is a fright"
mo doubt Remember. son, starr
are supposed to shine only at night"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
The Reason.

Lovers in a play who quarrel ar.
always reconciled."
"Of course. Don't you know that or
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07

IONS or bacon and ham, besides
great quantities of pork. rab-
OTIS and poultry. On that head alone
the daily bill is 100000. Every TWEEN
.y~four hours fruit to the value of
too'ooo passes from the market and
store to the home. In the same time
London consumes 100 tons OF butter.
lo1 tons OF cheese. LOO tons of sugar.
'lz.ooo pounds of tea, $4,000 tons Of
meal. rice and sage, $500 tons of
wheat, 80 tons of coffee and ia 900
pounds OF cocoa.
AT time when New York and other
great cities are considering the re-
'orm OF their means of food distribu-
ton an outline of how London man
ages tc supply five million hungry
mouths will be of more than usual in
terest
Visitors to London are often sur
prised to find how small a space in re-
Atty Is covered by the corporation of
mo city of London--that portion of the
The bricks and mortar ruled by the
ord mayor Roughly speaking THE
City" proper is but a square mile,
rom Temple Bar In Fleet street to
Aldgate In the east. Beyond that lies
great expanse Of urban area admin
stored by the London county council,
whose authority extends over lis
square miles, while outside that again
~ the irregular belt of Greater Lon
1on' consisting Of rapidly growing SUI
ourban areas, extending from 25 to 80
miles into the country and forming
The outer dormitory of London's BUSH
hess population
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07
City Controls Market.

The corporation controls the live
cattle market at Islington. the foreign
cattle market at Deptford, by the
Thames side, the great wholesale cen.
trail meat markets at Smithfield. the
retail meat, fish. game and fruit mar
kets at Harrington street and Leaden-
half, the vegetable market at Spital-
helds and the famous fish market al
Billingsgate. or these the most impor-
liant is the Central meat market, Gov
ering ten acres OF historic ground that
was formerly part of a vast open
space just outside the city walls.
Smithtield was the scene in those days
Of many tournaments and feasts,
fairs and archery contests. In 1881
the lord mayor, Sir William Walworth.
killed the rebel Wat Tyler there.
The time came when a live cattle
market in the heart of London could
no longer be tolerated. So the dead
meat markets were established at
and the present buildings
were erected in 1860 at cost of
SIC, 900. All rentings in the mar
ket are weekly the charge averaging
four cents per square foot for ground
floor space-including complete fit
tings and supply of water. Besides
that, further charge of a cent for
every forty-two pounds OF meat, poul.
try or provisions is made on all that
cutters the market
The scene here between six and
eleven In the morning is impressive
In its stir and activity. Compared
to the quieter doings of the great fruit
and vegetable market of Covent Gar
den, London's meat emporium is
throbbing hive-and a clearly one.
too; for the inspection Of the market
and the meat is very stringent. There
are 622 stalls, or shops, of which 400
are wholesale. and over 10000 men
are employed in the markets. Nearly
half the imported meat consumed in
the whole of the United Kingdom is
dealt with at Smithfield. Last year
1896 tons of meat we're thus
handled. on which tolls were paid to
he tune of over s733,560. OF this tn
'resh-killed supplies totaled 1874 .041, in.
,luding the live stock imported and
killed at the Deptford slaughter
houses. Really English supplies were
,nly S6.S70 tons.
Nowadays the cold storage com.
,anies handle most of the supplies |
md South America, New Zealand and |
Australia are the lands of origin of the |
,reater part of it. Not less than |
Eighty per cent of the supplies are
brought in refrigerated chambers
rom over sea, and the last official re- |
,ort gives the startling fact that the /
Whole supply of foreign imports, Lon
Ions mainstay as regards meat. de-
lends upon open. unobstructed sea |
assages ranging up to voyages OF six
weeks duration" The United States |
lp to ten years ago produced forty-one
'er cent. of these supplies, but "the
population alfd requirements appear to
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1913-02-07

Even the intoxication OF love may
leave one with headache the morn
ing after.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-01
Southern Io1ua Items

gowns but they were recovered. The
school has the largest senior class IN
years. Wesleyan college was the trst
co-educational college west of the MIS-
sissippi.
Perry
The cold weather Of the last few days
has brought more JOY to the
farmers Of Dallas county who
have cholera infected hogs than
anything else for a year. The END
of the epidemic which has resulted
in the death of so many hogs seems
to be in sight. Those who have been
fighting the disease claim that the
cold weather Will prevent any further
contagion and will stop the danger
of we'll herds contracting the disease.
The government experts, who have
been working in the north part OF the
county, have turned their attention to
fighting the disease in the vicinity OF
Linden and Redfield.
College Springs.
Late Wednesday the home Of Uncle
Allen Austin caught fire from defec-
tive flue and in less than enc hour was
all in ashes. John Stinson and family,
with the old gentleman, occupied the
first floor. The most of their goods were
saved. Roy Cobb and family occu-
pied the rooms above and they lost
everything. This is hard blow on
them all, especially on Uncle Allen. for
he is over 80 years old, and carried no
insurance. He will now make his home
with his step daughter, Mrs. Henry
Martin. The building was old, but
good, and Uncle Aliens loss is esti-
mated at $1,000; John Stinson, s75 and
Roy Cobb, 1925.
Perry.
1t costs Charles West, Dallas coun-
ty farmer, $500 to be away from Iowa
for about three months, and he is glad
to get back even at that price. Last
spring West sold his eighty acre farm.
southeast of Perry for S163 an acre,
which he considered good price. He
had visions Of the fortune he would
make in cheaper land and bought u
farm in Missouri. The sort time he
spent there convinced him that there
was only one place in the world to live
and he came back, hunted up the rea.
estate agents that sold his old place
and offered to buy 1t back. The fact
that it had advanced in price $32 an
acre did not stop him, and he paid the
5000 per acre asked.
Manning.
A man who had been accused Of
stealing a travelling mans grip from
the Great Western depot Wednesday
was shot in the leg Thursday morning
by an officer before he could be ar
rested. It seems that the hardware
! salesman had left his grip at the depot
and came up town, when the other fell
low spied 1t and took possession OF It,
He went around town selling 81 and So
carving knives for Is and so cents
apiece and other things in proportion
He was noticed at the Great Western
depot again Thursday morning and
when he saw the officers coming he
tried to make his get away. When over
taken. and when the marshal was plac-
ing him under arrest he struck the
marshal on the side Of the face. knock
ing him down. The prisoner then start
ed to go again, when the marshal drew
his revolver and shot the prisoner in
tbs leg. He was then captured. He
was taken to Carroll 70 await the ac-
ton Of the grand jury.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-01
Brief New. Of Trasr.

Special to Times Repu blican.
Tracr, Nov. lon the occasion OF
his SD birthday on Wednesday, the
physicians Of Traer sent Dr. j. a. Ladd
greetings and roses.
Mr.. ana Mrs. Fred McNeal has re-
turned from Warren, ILL.,. to remain.
Joe Chalupnik, Jr,. formerly of Car
roll township, arrived from the I'M
perial valley. California. to spend sew
eral weeks with relatives. He was ac-
companled by Mr.. Herstka. formerly Of
Vin!ng.
Thirteen cars Of cattle were shipped
from Traer on Tuesday. John Romick
went in with two and John Sprole sent
in ten cars. This is perhaps the heavi-
est shipment ever made by Tama
county farmer at one time.
Robert Mitchell. who has been farm
ing in the Outlook district, Canada. ar
rived in Traer on Wednesday accom-
panied by his brother, John, who has
been helping him. He will return In
the spring.
Frank Drinovuslki has sold his eighty
acre farm, just west of his home place.
to Ed Hamiel, of Tama, at $3.50 per
acre. This Is part Of the Cone farm
that was bought last fall for $40. Mr..
Enos Loop has returned from south
ern Minnesota where he has been oper-
ating threshing outfit. He has rented
his fathers farm, near Falrmont, for
| next year.
Herman Detlefs has rented the A.
Pratt farm of 900 acres for next year.
paying $3.50 per acre rent.
| Mr.. and Mrs NJ II. Howard will
! .eave for the west on Monday night to
be absent until spring. They will stop
some time in Kansas City and Colo
RADIO en- route. They will spend the
winter in Salem, Ore, with their
daughter.
! Frank Hadsell shipped one car of
blooded cattle to his rancn near Raw
| Inns, Wyo, on Thursday. Frank Will
son accompanish the car as far as
! Omaha
Mr.. and Mrs Will Dodd, Of Waterloo
a dded another daughter to their fam
| lily this week.
Mrs. Daniel Swartz suffered bad
attack of heart trouble this week. She
is slightly improved at the present
writing.
Mr.. John McAlpine has been critical
ly i'll all week with stomach and bowel
trouble.
Miss Sinton and Ollie Wood plan to
spend the winter in California.
Mrs. William Jack has been very
i'll all week. Her son. Charlie, and
daughter, Daisy, of Cedar Rapids, are
here caring for her.
| Cal Ward has sold his interest In
the grocery store in Grundy Center
and will locate in Chicago. He will
work on salary beside receiving a per
cent of the profits. The concern for
which he will work operates several
| stores.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-01

doctors and none Of them could do more
than relieve me for time.
"I saw your advertisement in a pa-
per and decided to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. took
seven boxes of it and used two bottles
of the Sanative Wash, and l am COM
pletely cured Of my trouble. When 1
began taking the Compound I only
weighed ninety-six pounds and now I
weigh one hundred and twenty six
pounds. If anyone wishes to address
me in person I will cheerfully answer
all letters, as I cannot speak too highly
of the Pinkham remedies. Miss JEs-
SIZE MARSH, Adrian, Texas.
Hundreds of such letters expressing
gratitude for the good Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has accom-
plished are constantly being received,
proving the reliability Of this grand old
remedy.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkhan Medicine Co. (confl.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Y0ar letter will
be opened, read and answered BY .
woman and held II strict confidence.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-01
CONSIDER DEPOT SITE.
Iowa Falls Citizens Want New Loea
tion For Union Station.

Iowa Falls Citizens Want New Loea.
ton For Union Station.
Specia! to Times-Republican.
Iowa Falls, Nov. I.-Chief Engineer
Petersen, Of the Rock Island lines, was
in the city last evening in conference
with q committee from the commercial
club relative to the location Of the new
union depot Of the Rock Island and the
Short Line. The companies wish to
place the new improvement at the
present junction of the two lines but
the citizens are anxious to locate the
depot south Of the present Rock Is
land depot. The matter has been taken
under advisement and the location
will be selected in a short time
the Improvement may be made early
in order that the improvement
may be made early in the spring.
Plans for the improvement have been
completed and 1t is estimated the
structure, which will be modern in
every way, will cost about $4,000.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-01

Columbus Junction.
The will of Hon., c. A. car pen.ei'
who died at Columbus Junction re.
Gently. indicates that his estate VIII
amount to about 100000.
Museatine.
Tho 2-year-old daughter of the Rev.
and Mrs. H. E. Butler swallowed an
eight penny nail while playing. she
was living on her back laughing wnen
the nail slipped down her throat. MOTH
mig can be done now until the conoltloh
of the child changes.
Des Moines.
Des Moines has another important
trade magazine 1t is The Land Man
and Trader and Is established oy
Bert N. Mills, secretary Of the River
to-River road and city editor OF the
Des Moines Capital. The November
issue will be out on Nov. 10.
Council Bluffs.
John Sumpter, 80 years old, switch
man employed on the crew OF Great
Western train operating in the yards IN
this city, fell under the cars, was run
over and died three hours later WITH
out regaining consciousness. He was
riding between two cars and the cause
Of his fall is not known. He leaves
a young widow.
Council Bluffs.
John Sumpter, 80 years old, a switch
man employed on the crew Of a Grea:
Western train operating in the yards in
this city. fell under the cars, was run
over and died three hours itaer with
out regaining consciousness. He was
riding between two cars and the cause
of his fall is not known. He leaves a
young widow.
Museatine.
Reporting that wolves have killed
livestock on their farms a number
of island farmers resring near the
four mile bridge, near Muscatine, have
decided upon a war again the rapacious
animals. Robert and Louis Kleist, Mel
vim Thomas, Joseph Wills and Arthur
Kleist are all reported to have suffered
losses because of the depredations
made upon herds by the wolves.
Des Moines.
F. NJ. Yaw. aged 20. an old soldier.
pleaded guilty in police court Thurs
day to stealing coal. II got two chill
dren judge" he pleaded, land didn't
have no money and had to keep EN-
from 1reezln.. JUVS0 OSleAOdSn SSA
fenced Yaw and his son Henry. aged
20, to three days in jail but later sus-
pended sentence on the aged prisoner
Yaw said his wife was dead mad he
had to look after his family alone.
Mount Pleasant.
George Masters, who for the past two
years has held down the position OF
shortstop on the Muscatine team OF
the Central association, was united In
marriage Tuesday evening to Miss I'm
ogen virden of this city. Both Of the
young people are well known here. The
bride is one of the most popular young
women Of Mount Pleasant. The groom
is at present in the employ OF the J. F.
Burkett Hardware Company.
Mount Pleasant.
Iowa Wesleyan College Thursday
commemorated founding day. The coll
lege was founded in 1912. Hiram s.
Gilbert, superintendent OF the Musca-
tine district Of the II. E. church, deliv-
cred the lecture. The seniors mAdA
their first appearance IN caps and
gowns. The juniors stols the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-01
STOLEN GOODS RECOVERED.
Iowa City Junk Dealer Dslivsrs Msr.
ehandiss Taken From Care 70 Police.

Iowa City Junk Dealer Dslivsrs Msr.
ehandiss Taken From Care 70 Police.
Special to Times Republican,.
, Iowa City. Nov. Ia large guam.
tity Of clothing. suits, coats. ETC.. stol-
en- from q Rock Island freight car. be-
tween Rock Island and Newton. was
recovered at Iowa City. and Harry
Shulman, junk dealer. In whose
possession It remained several weeks
has been summoned to appear before
the United States court at Cedar Rap
ids. to explain how he got the prop
erty. He declares there was no crinl-
inality in his acquisition, and alleges
that two young men-presumaby the
box car robbers-brought it to him.
and asked him to keep 1t, until they
called. They never came back,
and several weeks later. he turned It
over to the local police, few days
ago. without being called upon to do
so by the local officers, who knew
nothing Of the fact that he had the
goods.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-01

sanatorium at Oakdale for year and
later entered sanatorium at Ottawa.
but she gradually failed and died there
Thursday. The body was brought here
yesterday and the funeral will take
place Sunday. Bishop Longley. OF Des
Moines. officiating. Interment will take
place in Union cemetery. Miss weldon
was graduate OF the high school here.
being a member Of the class OF 1910.
She was popular with all who knew
her and was held in the highest es-
TEEN in the community in which she
was born, and spent all her life.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1913-11-01
Manson News Notes.
to Times-Republican.

Special to Tlmes-RepubTCan.
Manson. Nov. Manson people
were surprised and shocked Thursday
afternoon to hear Of the sudden death
of Mrs. Toben, who died of heart fall
ure. Mrs. Toben's daughter died about
month ago.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Kerstetter entertain
ed their friends Thursday evening at a
masked Halloween party. Appropri-
ate refreshments were served at the
close Of the evening.
Mrs. George Bowers Of Perry is Wis
iting at the A. Schlatter home this
week.