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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-09-24
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-At a bargain, twenty-five
horsepower Maxwell automobile. Can
be seen at 236 E. Gregory 22Sep7t
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HELP WANTED.

WANTED-CoIored woman for general
st. 24Sept3t~
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Miss Pattie Holden viii open her school
on October 1st, No 9 West Jackson
street. Terms $500 per month. 1oSep23t
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HELP wANTED-Mai1 Carriers, Postal
Clerks, $65 to 800 month Vacations.
Many November examinations. Com
mon education sufficient. Sample ques-
tons free. Franklin Institute. Dept.
66-G, Rochester, N. Y. 21Sep1m"
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SALESMAN wANTED-Experienc in
any line to sell general trade in Flor
ida. Unexcelled speciality proposition.
Commission contract $500 weekly for
expenses. Vacancy October LIST. Con-
tinentaI Jewelry Co.. 1898 Continental
Bldg. Cleveland. Ohio. 21Sept
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FOR SALE-Number pine shingles
cheap for quick sale. Can be seen a
Wright's old mill, foot of 10th AveEue
and Intendencia street. Jack Holland
Phone 81 21Sep10t
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PERSONAL.

1--WE DO KODAK FINISHING AND
DO TT WELL" GET OUR PRICES.
CLOVER STUDIO, MASONIC TEN
PIE, PENSACOLA, FLA. 5aug
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statesmen WANTED.

and grease. Liberal offer to one who
can. sell. Tropical Oil Company, Cleve-
land, O., 23Sep3t
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FOR RENT.
ROOMS AND BOARD.

WANTED Board-Privsete family pre-
ferred. Address Board" care Journal.
24Sep7ts
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Subscribe to The Journal.
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YIOOTON r. WATSON
1.-THE RENTAL AGENTS."
stount Building. Phone 81.
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SECRET SOCIETIES.

Pensacola Lodge, No. 4. !. o. o. y.
Pensacola Lodge, No. 4, L o. o. r,
meets every Thursday at 500 D. m. in
streets. Visitors cordially invited
H J. BENNETT,
A L. RERLE.
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SALESMEN-Calling on grocers. hard
ware dealers and factories, desiring
good side line. Address, stating line and
class Of trade: P. o. Box 654. Mobile,
Ala. 21Sept
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PIANOS, ETC.

YOUR PIANO can be made like new IN
tone. touch and looks hv orr th-se ex
nsrt piano builders and case Hnishers
Tow --tces s-d vo-' -zr nav nv the week
The Clutter Music House 14nov
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BOATS FOR HIRE.
LOST AND FOUND.

IF YOU do not patronize the
Empire Laundry we both
lose money. Phone 800.
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HELP WANTED-Men wanted to pre-
pare for Parcel Post Railway Mail, Post
ONCE Clerks and Carriers Examinations
Nov. LIST Free information Bureau Of In
struction, 103 Rochester. N. z. 31a-S-w
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! HELP WANTED - MALE Railway
| Mail Clerks, Carriers, Wanted. Good
| pay; fine positions: paw for instruction
| after you receive position. Liberty In
stitute, Dept. IS. Rochester, N Y. ala
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WANTED TO BUY-The Florida Bank
ers' Syndicate will buy Consolidated
Naval Stores Company stock at PAS.
Offices third floor American National
Bank Building. 19Sep10t*
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WANTED TO PURCHASE+Sma resi-
dence close in, North of Chase Phone
2Ss. c. w. Girdlestone. 17Sept
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COMPLETE surveying crew Cuba: good
salaries, transportation furnished; also
bookkeeper Sis; stenographer $50; sta
tionary engineer 1925; many high class
openings, in Latin American countries.
Pan American Clearing House, Havana,
Cuba. 21Sept
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POSITION WANTED.


WANTED TO BUY-Medium sized iron
safe. Apply H. w Gibbs Hardware Co.
21Sept6t
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WANTED-A housekeeper for small
family in country home. Middle-aged
woman preferred; would Ike to have
references. Address ri. s." care Jour
nal 14Sep14ts
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| HELP WANTED-Be Trained Nurse
earn $500 weekly. Our students are
Matrons of Hospitals. Free Booklet on
Home Study. Rochester Nurses Instf-
tute, 1o3 Rochester. N. 7. s1aT&Sun
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

1ieb' intmer $reu unb 01ebIidteit
Bis an oein tiihIes Grab,
limb ipiinidt oein @eib elm neues 4leib
Damn ihIae es ibr nidt ab.
Slauf einen Sut ibr obenein r.
nno elm Ynar nette Sdlub',
llIo iuiait on rcgt peritdnbie iein,
Sec nod 5ebn Dollar ali.
Siibr' iie audi ins S6eater NAL
nn6 an 9ou5ert unb Gang,
&pdb niemaIs obne neuen S6al
LIB iontt'sen 6irIefand.
limb iuenn Iie aaffee trinfen mill,
Werlnn9e nidt nndb Bier,
gu ibrem Sd uno glein fdtpeie itiu,
9as lit bes Wfannes Bier.
Gam tuirit bu tpie allf griinen sIu'u
Surds Gbeleben geb'n,
limb fannit ibr obne Sur6bt lino @rau'r
gIu5eit ius SIntIis ie9'n.
|ann iuirS bas idiperIte gbeiob
8ie RaienIuft Dir limb,
llub bu bait ipdt i'm gIlter nod
yin ibr elm sliebes aino"..
limb tommIt bn abenbs bnuu unb mann
Gud nit mem S6ipips an6 Saus,
Su biit troboem i5r niiiber Miann-.
lluo ME 5auft lie bid aus.
9rum iibe Sreu unb 9ieoIidjteit.
2nb bir's geraten feinl
Sod ipiIlit bu nidt. banu iei eeideit
limb LAB bas bumme Srei'nl
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28
Sas sraas eIsaS.

0as sraue Gleno iit elmer Der
Spibnamen, numit Der 9.rliner
8pItsmnno friiber bas bon sSrieori9
Dem GrOben 1756 bis i75S am
gIeranberploe srbdute 9lrbeitsbdus
benounte. >Teben Den 9lrbeifslolen
Ionoen bort oud afrbeitsfdeu. nno
Settler 9lnfnobme, Die porSsm i'm
ebemaligtn S6ld9terssperfsbuui.
ON Saael6en Spr unterssbradt pur.
Den. pies Suus fiibrts nad 6sm aIs
@etperfsdb3siden dngebradten gains
osrboupt aud NOD fpdtsr oen glamsn
rS6fentopt", Der Odnn uuf oas ar'
beitsbaus, oas naraus @Ieno", iib.r=
troqen purbe. pie 8es.idnunsen
erau fol oas Saus iueoen feines
srauen glnitri6s erbdlt.n 6aben; Der
gtoms' Gleno absr be5ei9nets nidt uIs
Iein Die Gusenblidli4s trOitIOfs Gage
Der Sniailsn. Ionosrn III Der aasss
mein iiblids 9tusbrud fir Sremos
unS SsimatIOFafeit. So bot .. 9.
Die neits Sommsrfrii4s i'm Sars ou:
bon Den Rumen Gleno erbuiten, bob
bier Dor oisIen Sdbrbunoerten elm
@Ienosbot fonb, Der Reiienosn llns
tertunft bot. Der Ort Der ,rffen i'm
1e. Sabrbunbert erfpIetsn 9lnlass
purSe fpdter ,.Sos alte eIeno' se.
nonnf. Rod Gantps fpridt man an
einiosu Srten bon einsm gIenOrcdt,
8. s. BON einem 9lrmen= uoer aud
bon sin.m @oitrebt. Der gtams
.srauss elenb" bat olfO ni9t nur
cine lofals 9eosutuna, fonoern inio=
fern einen ulIaeulsinsren. fi.fertn
bic SeimutIOiisfsit, alfo bos Segsn.
itid sur 9eimotli.bs sum ausornd
tommt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28
stas st#'Hshie thr sas setl6en.

als mad geupOleoHs snbsaltissem
Stur8s in 9tontreid Die aipeite RS
den, Die 8Iume Der 9onupartiitsn
ssluiFsrmGben uuf Die PrOItriptions'
Iite aefeBt. @ie oieie berp5nts BLU
me in Traatrei6 pisOsr gu gbrsn
tum, fpirS bon einsm frGnsSfiasn
@6riftfelsr srsdblt. Sin 0i6tsr is.
ner Sdgs, Geboul, nabm Iid Ses
@silhens in elmer Sbplle an, Sie Der
S,rsosin b, 9Ingoulems sefuiomtt
ipor. sgsrIoFsn uns iieS p.lfe id
beut ba9ia.., tIasi oas @eii6en in
6ieiem SsOiSt, i'd bin Ole Iebts Der
slum.n' llnb fiist nit @eritanbnis
fir Die poittifds Gage binsu: .euer
unoIiid unA Sos meiniss bat Sen sleis
Gen llriprune." giebouI iiberrsidt.
Nas @eoi9t in einsr priOutouoien,
Der Ssrsosin unS fis rsrfprad i'm,
beim 9Onts su permitteIn. 9(ls +,
es aetdn bate. r,idts aaOpis XVIII.
Sen Ddrien oes Sofes einen @silasns
itroub ait Den WOrtsn; sd babe
bus Geil4sn in bic gimneitis bin.in-
kooeert.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

= 9adftf9 S9mersen.
p2eutnants unb' Sdaumtu4en iino
iiib, ober bon ben einsn friest mon
Siebsss. bon ben unbern 3a9ni9msrs
5en."
= Nus Der aoIIe gefa Il
len. Sunser @bemann (aIs feline
Srau in Sbnmabt fdIlt, balbluut
ppr iid bim: pSm -, foIlte iie am
@noe ipirtli4 in Sbnma4t gefallen
iein, neil i9 ibr tsin neues SfIsib
toufen ipillg"
Sunse Srau (pI0bIid pieoer sus
riideetcmmeD: ~Gi. ielbftpsritdnoIi6,
on Rarr!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

&reu5nerb6r. ppli5ei'
trmmiFar (su sinem Ginbre9sr):
IRA, S4ul3 par'n Sie's obsr
Eidt2"
rRein, Ssrr &ommiFar!"
~S9ulaT
rRun, Ssrr &OmmiFar = id ba'
be Bios elm bis9en :"
~Sduls"
.M : m = aber ntdt ALIEN.
Serr &ommiFar,"
.S9ul5
.M = Ra = ipenn Sie's benn
ifpn pifen, Serr &ommifar =
nun ia"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

3peibsutis. nSaF 0u
Dir i6On Elm urteil iib.r meine
nsusite pbilOiopbiI9s abhanoIuns
sebilret9"
.a,iu @ebants."
= Griibrsif. pauIdsn (sur
9pupernante, Die ibn aussantt):
Rum b0reu Sic ober enblid auf gu
tsifen; sic baIten mid tuobl fir
Sbrsn autiinftiesn @4piessriobn9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

Mud elm @ersniisen.
SIN 06rf9en bate Elm Sirius feline
Gelts aufsei9lasen, uno Die seIamte
Sueenb oes Srtes freute iih f6on
mG9tis auf Die esite 8orifelIuns.
9tu9 6es SiIabauern Ruo; fOmmt gu
Ieinem Batter, um ii9 fiinf5is pfens
mig fir Den 3tpeiten plaB su erbits
ten. rWos!", berridt i'm Der aIts
9eisbuIs an, .fiinf3is Pfennis piIif
ou fir ben 3irtus9 Oh S9linsel
bentf ipobl, bu tDnnteit isosn Sag
Elm anosres 8ersniisen buben2 Sabe
i9 bid ni9t erft Dor orei Sassn nit
ins gla9buroOrf senOmmen. tpO's &C..
trannt bat9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

H'uBtt IHt Uu'teI De2 CtuHoIplp'~
fiben, Ridtis bo. Die tleine Seiten'
tai9. bate elm God. Sd fuBte bin,
Elm unb sos cine 3igarettenI6adtsl
aus gle6 berbOr. Sd Offnets. Gin
roTa 8riefdsn lag BARN. Sbne in'
Sistret 3u iein. alaubte i'd einsn
Brief, Der in meiuem Stranotorb
itedte, lefen gu oiirien.
Sa itano es tpDrfIih:
"eiebsr, fiber Ssrscnsi4os! :
Sci niat truuria. Simmer ann
Did Der 0rade ic ht9t bepa6sn'
pnb lpenn ia, - befrsie i6 Oi9
pie @iegfrieb Die Waltiire, S9rsib
mir .ifrdHotorbIuaefnO", mo mir uns
ieben tGnnsn. Gs tiibt Did 9stn
&urt."
@inos QtorsFe trug Der Brief ni8t,
= ober ,ftronotorbldgerno" = Scr
9ro6s" : mir abnte Sur6tbdrss!
meine braDs gi6te grito un0 Der
iunoe Wlann in ntueiB Sennis". @els
der 9erfelluns Elm WienideuHera
6o6 fdbig 1T. @orii4tis bob i9 ben
sT.f rpisOeE in ieiu 9erItsd sstags,
ni6ts bdb i4 mir merten IaFen, uno
an: nddten Sag. ba bate i'd meine
9tuttuOrf ant Oieiem ui4t mebr lvss'
p0bnIi6en @ese.
..aieber, Iieber Giebter!
OK srndrte oN;h heufe oher0,
ipenn ber Mon6 ideint, in unie'
rem @tranotorb! 10000 iebr beige
&aKe pon 0einer eiuis seirslieIl
@rita!'
Qiiio gsnau pie i9 srfpartet!
meiu @tranbtorb Bureau fir pofte
laaernoe griefe, mein SftanbtOrb
Ren6eapOusOrt! gmpOrt bin i6 ssipss
feil, unb troboem meme &uiins BON
ibrer UligrGne nur fttper aenetsn
mar. bab i'd ibr alles er5GbIt. Dies
Moi ipar fie nod empOrter. $50 et'
bas tut metne grifa MET" bat ne
bon neusnl behuuptst.
9o if Oann Elm tsuflifder Plan
in meinsm Sera.n ssrsift. Seimlih
bomb i'd einen oidsn 8inofaosn an
bus SberseIteII meinss &Orbss, unS
obenbs, ala Der WlOno 70 redt hsa
ibien. bab ih meiue &ulne eingelas
Den, i6reil &OpF in Der f4Dnen 2aft
nod, etpas uussufiihlen. 0t6t am
NaiTer ftano mein Stranoturb, als
mir beruntsrtamen, 10 oi9t, bab nur
Der Uaono bineinieben tOnnte, absr
Ipnh niemano. 9la unS ME es
brinnen setpiipert uno sstuIdelt bat.
trob BEN pIdtIdern oes Dafers
tonnte man es b6ren!
llno netne 9uiine fpunbsrte fid. y,
.@s fBt jsmono in unferem aorb"
ioete fs.
so, meinit 9ug"
"glbsr i'd tpiirOs mir Oas bO6 nidt
gefalIen laisn!~
Sd mubte Ia6eln oh oiefer GOs
Git.
.9lhnit Ou, pas mir ooorinnen
fftineer iperorn9@ bdb-it9 ssFrast, ID
i9!si9s mid Ieife bsran unb erfaiis
ben 8inofaosn!
Sin fnraer Rud, elm Sdredefss
f9rei, lei@t Orebt ti4 Der aorb bsr.
ur. auf fsiner Srebf&eibe, uno Der
Giono, Der tonnte nun nidt msbr
bineinieben, pobl aber meine pisls
Iieb. Erdli TuIinp
gaein, mas Fe fir Elm SeTft muds
ts! Wlalen bate mans m6aen! HIM
Ole .brdpe" @rifa uno Ser iun9e
0iann in rlpeiB sennis" boben grab
aud ni4t .seiifreid7 ansasfeben, unO
i'd, i'd f9dnNli@er gerrGter. = :
Stin fortsebudt bab id midi pom
Ort Der Sat, ipo fid nun sic bsrslids
item Ta.Ei,ienTsenen abIpieIten, unS
i'd 6cihlrB, mir fofOrt um nd9fen
Sua einen 5peiten Strantorb au mic
zen.
Sb iG octin ipObl uu6 pieosr 10
@eriw;roiosa finoen ipsrbee
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

= Diberfinnis. Batter dei.
ren Sobn anfabrenb): pa brinsit
Su mir ia elm nettes 3sugnis, Ou
i4einit iiber @iuter oIIes perI9pibt
gu baben!"
-Spperbel. .GIfo. Der Wiil<
fer fiebt 10 eIenh uno oiinE uus2" =
.Sur6ibar; obne 9rille lam man
oen f9on baIo gar niat msbr is>
ben!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

Wor GIarn 9iittiier.

Sic rote Come neiet iid itumm
limb Ieis eriteben tiefe abenbIdlntten I,
@ns erft Die 2i6ter nod ilmiIoiien bate
ten,
Sduet fid6 ben 8pielidtsidIcier I'M.
gerIorue 2alite ab uub 81
Nlobnen an ierne. rdtiel6untIe gHeiten;
limb es bur6fIie9t Die SceIe @tpigiels
ten
Sn oicier enoIcs tiefen Otu5.
8obI rauid)t nod ungeitiim Sos glllt.
sc Srdnget aud Der 1eiBe 9ebeustpillee,
Sod zines 9Ibenofrie6ens miISe Shlle
aiibIt anb Der Sebniudt nitSe @lut.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28
yssne e.beHsrsasln.

gefIeib'ee bid Der N6biofeit.
gritipobne Sib bont 8rinfep.,
gRenn aud Die Seder iuiuien;
GntIng bem slItoboIe,
Sab ibn ber $enfeI boIe.
LIMB banu fes' an Die gotpIs.
SIT 5tpiiten Stpein elm SfpiIt entbrannt
$ritt auf bes' @uten Seite
limb feure an gum Streite;
Sen @eener rei5' orrd Bprt nnb Bid
limb eeb'n bic 3pci iid da's @enid, =
&ann iuhe ibneu bas 8eite.
Gel immerbar Der Serr i'm Saus,
Gutiheioe obne 3aeeu
Sn ben SanIiIienfraeen;
Gag beiner Srau Die Dteiruue frii1,
Rabr' itets 6ein 9iedt sebieterifd, =
limb banu frietb INTERN Siih
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28
NeariinN,skaA., ,Marum hail

gu fir ods Bib oen sitel .6os
S9fpeigen" seipGbIt9" = .DeiI auf
Dem 8iloe tein einsises 8sib iR."
= 9us Der Snitruttions s.
ftunbe. llnteroffiaier (nud bors
bergegangener GrtIdrung): .&riibmeE.
runn bstommt Der Solbat urloub2"
SpIoat (berausplabeno): wWenn
Der Serr Sauptmann gut ssIdunt
it,"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28
: Scr WfbhpIpna :

Dit 9ihapInsi. .Sa
Tam iebem fofort fasen. fper er it,
lpenn i9 ipeib, mas er it'll"
nnSpa 4lio, fogen Sic nal, per
i'd bin! SD babe beute gum s5riibs
itiid segefen: Sin 9eefiteat, einige
OsIfaroinsn. sttuas S4intsn, elm
Rebbubn -~
nS9on gut! Sd fpsib senug. sic
iinb entipeber elm WillionGr o6er Elm
2iisner!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28
aattbGatia.

= Ndftb uttg. PNtUlU
(sum Soft, Der ibm ettpas iduloig
bleiben pilD: rGntfauIoisen Sic.
id iann ni4t aufIdrtiben!~
9uIt: Run. ipenn Ou nod niht
Idrsibsn tunnii, 70 IuFe ss Dir BON
Ssmanoem aufidrsibsn!"
-2ittrarii6. ~Saben sic
fid aud fdon Iiteruriid periu6tg"
% ia, in meinen Mubeiiunben
Ttrid. i'd fir einen 3situnssrsoats
tour @triimpfe.-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28
Sin SinSernis.

ga, MI ieib Sbr ia @duI5s as'
ipprben, Nasi9 @efalt's Sud osnn
audg
9lltmaI! = Wenn nur Dos oum'
me RamsnI9reiben net pdr!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

mauaer bdIt lanss R.b.n, absr
ME ggOft.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

.M.in Sraulein. 81. tperosn be-
merit baben, bob id Shnen idon
felt einiser 3sit ni9t gang gl.idsiils
tia bin. @eitatten sic. boB ih au9
Sbre Srau Muttsr nit oieier Raas
ri9t besIiide!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-28

.9ab id ibn fdauen muBt' in oisfsr
pofe!
Waein Soedl itedt in - geflidtsr
Sofe!"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-10-24

In your tcenails and push. Get under
meath and lift, bust your suspender
buttons, rip your shirt, put your
shoulders to it and your whole soul in
it and keep everlastingly at it; that's
the way to do it. That's the way |
done before | got weak heart. Peo-
pie used to stand around by the hour
to watch me-particularly my boss
would 1t was sight to see me work
"a rare sight, you might say.
And another thing, Nels, my
friend: When you start in on job,
done. Take a pride in your work,
take pains with it-and aches. Never
mind if you do bark your shins or
knock little of the skin off your
knuckles If a cinder gets in your
EYE, shut your eye and don't think
any more about it; If a red hot coal
falls inside your shoe, don't make that
an excuse to stop working; leave it
alone and it'll cool off in time. If
the ashes gets in your lungs, cough if
you must, but don't indulge yourself
more'n necessary. Keep your mind on
your work whatever happens. A we'll
cleaned crate is thing of beauty
and a joy till it clogs up again. A
clear bright window pane is testi-
monial of character, and a hallway
we'll scrubbed a certificate of merit.
Let your brass work so shine that
woman can powder her nose and set
her hat on straight by it. Clip the
grass as if you were doing an extra
fine job on your own whiskers with
view to that chrome-topped country
woman of yours on the fourth floor.
What you've got to think about all the
time is your work.
IT'S what we was put here for, is
work. You need to sleep SOS you'll
be rested up for Il, and eat and drink
so you'll have the strength for it. But
slee2ing aId eating amt what ought
to occupy your mind the way it does.
You don't want to be looking at the
clock to see if it's time to quit, either.
What's the difference of a couple of
hours or the missing of a meal or so
il there's something to be done?
Nothing at all. especially when
mans young and strong and has white
eyebrows and yellow teeth and
name ending in SEN Work!
Think of the men that haven't got
Jobs Washington's full of 'em this
moment. Fellows that's been setting
around and doing nothing but spit at
red hot stoves all winter and could
go back to it any time. Some Of 'em
will have to go back, but it won't be
because they want to. They're aching
for a chance to work-for honest toll,
collecting for ports. representing in
foreign countries, registering in land
offices, handing out mail in postof-
flces-any old thing just SO it gives
them good hard work and lots of it.
Do they want to loaf? Ask 'em.
NO, Nels, there's a thousand or
two of 'em would be glad of your job
If they could get it, and they wouldn't
make no roar about the hours or the
work. All they'd ask would be a
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-10-24
Bout of the Money Germ.

One Of the marks of the amateur
in connting bills is an unrestrained
habit Of Wetting his fingers with his
tongue. This has long given experts
the fidgets and has caused a general
installation of sponge cups. 1t is not
a tidy act nor fair to look upon. While
not distressful, it has been classed as
a waste of natural resources which
might be conserved against the ad-
hesion of a couple of hundred stamps.
Now, however, Dr. Rucker (of the
national health service) declares that
the danger of infection is so slight as
to be hardly calculable. 1t appears
that the ink which the notes are print
ed is germicide; bacteria may
swarm over our money to their con-
fusion-that is, over the money that is
subject to invasion.
News of the bacillus-proof issue
should be actuating. Let us get more
of it, seeing that its reputation as a
germ ambush is false. The opportu-
mites for health increase with the rout
of this fanciful foe On. then, for
more money. and let us lick it if it re-
sists,
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-10-24
FOUND HER ORDERS 0BEYED
Trained Nurse Knows Now That Chi
nese Are Literal, and Trait Does
Not Appeal to Her.

I've always heard that the Chi
nese were literal" said trained
nurse. Last week | satisfied myself
on that subject AS | was hurrying
off for a few days rest made up two
brown paper parcels, which happen
ed to be about the same size. In one
was a bunch of collars and cuffs for
the Chinese laundry. was to leave
this on my way out.
The other package contained a
yard of blue velvet and two hand.
some feather ornaments. My mil
liner was to call for these and have
my hat ready for me on my re-
turn.
Starch stiff | said to the China
( man as | pointed to my package and
hurried out. Four days later, on my
return, | stopped on the way from
the station. presented my check, paid
a cents. and came home with my
package.
There was my millinery parcel still
uncalled for. l decided to fasten the
trimmings on another hat and open
ed the paper, only to have fall out
my collars and cuffs, which | thought
had been at the laundry.
Naturally. it took but few min
utes to open the package Id just
brought from the laundry. Yes, the
Chinese were literal, My velvet and
my two feathers were starched as stiff
and Yoncd as smooth as though they
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-10-24

decent salary and half a dozen
husky deputies And them amt the
only ones. Look at all these fellows
you see playing golf and riding around
in automobiles and buZzing the merry
merry and smoking cigarettes and
drinking cocktails in the clubhouses,
just to pass away the time. They
haven't got any job, and what's the
result? They're miserable. OF course
they are. Nothing to do Look at me-
and you, we're happy. We're honest,
horny-handed sons of toll and our
hearts are light and We eat our chuck
with a relish. Wheel me back about
a yard now and fix them fires. Holy
smoke! Look at the gauge. Get
wiggle on. now"
The assistant did as he was re-
quested and then wheeled his supe.
rior back in accordance with further
instructions.
But all said and DONE" remarked
the janitor, the horny-handed is most
generally the bone-headed."
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1913-10-24
The Basement
Philosopher
By KENNETH HARRIS
(copyrirht 1918. by w. C. chapman)

The janitor, having improvised a
luxurious couch by spreading half a
dozen burlap sacks In his wheelbar-
row, lit his pipe and disposed himself
comfortably with his extended legs on
the barrow handles.
III call it a day" he said to his
Scandinavian assistant. IF there's
anything else to be done, I'll let you
do it. Don't thank me; it's no more
than my duty. What's that? You
wasn't going to? Well, I'm not sur
prised A man who looks for graft
tude from a guy he's trying to help
amt got the knowledge of human ma
ture that I've raked together in the
. last thirty years But you had ought
to be grateful just the same.
The trouble with you Nels." CON
tinued the janitor, lis that you've al
ways been used to work and you don't
realize its blessings. I'll bet a bottle
of brass polish you've done your
eighteen hours day steady in the
old country ever since you was old
enough to chew on hunk of rye
bread. and if there was any rush, you
done another six hours and didn't
think nothing of it. 1t got so it wasn't
no particular treat to you, didn't it?
Sure thing And all them other
square-heads around you was working,
too, the same way, so you never felt
you was any ways privileged There
didn't seem to be no special dignity
about it. Amt | right?
We'll, I'm here to tell you that the
man that eats his bread in the sweat
of his brow is the king-pin of the row,
and any politician will tell you the
same. The honest toiler can lift up
his head and look the whole world in
the face. and if the whole world
doesn't like it, it knows what it can
do. OF course in some trades that's
more so than it is in others, but
there's no getting around the fact that
labor's the whole thing. 1t may get
few knocks in the federal courts
once In while, but you'll see it wipe
the sweat off its brow and come up
smiling every time.
What you want to do to get the
respect of your fellow man-which at
the present time is me-is to work.
Bend your blooming back to it. Dig