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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
BASEBALL.

Manager Ehred, of the Blabon
Ball Team brought his men down
here Monday evening to give
them a tryout against Manager
Milligan's local Ball Artists.
The game was q good one from
the spectators point of view as
there was lots Of hitting and ex.
element all the time. From the
score keepers side the game was
not a game bnt a Comedy OF
Errors" Both teams had their
batting eyes and Blabon acquir.
ed IA hits off Houseman and
Steinke was grilled for II by tho
Hope men, Trammell, as Jumps
gave satisfaction to both teams
and also the crowd as he is
equipped with a sure eye, a
ready decision, and a splendid
voice. The result by innings as
follows.
Blabon O2312 3-l2
Hope COS 0 0 x--14
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
WHY THEY RETIRED.

Two gentlemen who were playing
cards at a club recently were annoyed
by other members who stood behind
their chairs and interested themselves
In the game. Finally M Of the play
ers asked q spectator to play the hand
for him until he returned.
The spectator took the cards,
whereupon the first player left the
oom Pretty soon the second player
followed the example Of the first. The
two substitutes played for some time,
when one of them asked the waiter
where the two original players were
"They are playing cards in the next
room, SIR" was the walters reply
Tit Bits.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
MEMORIAL DAY
Day will be Observed i'm
Hope by Appropriate
Exercises.
Interesting Program in P. NJ.

Memorial Day will be observed
in our city according to the usual
custom. Arrangements have
been completed for suitable ex-
ercises, both at the Cemetery
and at the City Hall and every.
one is invited to take part. Fol
lowing is the program:
II Loo am. Geo. T. Foster Post
G. A. r., will meet at City Hall
Decoration Of Graves Of Depar-
ted Soldiers.
1900 Dinner.
2:3O pm. Program at CITY
Hall, in charge Of Boy Scouts
and Camp Fire Girls.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
WHEN THEY MEET.

"Oh. It's you, IL 1T" murmurs ~
wife, meeting her husband ct tho -
ception.
Yes. Glad to see you" he smiles.
Had half an idea I'd run across you
here"
Isn't 1t meet Oh, there was Soma.
thing l wanted to ask you about
thought OF it Just after I raw you q
the theater the last dme," she saya
1T was something important, too. But
1t has entirely slipped my mind"
We'll, maybe you'll think Of It b.
the next time We meet. l suppose
you'll be at the horse show. PERHAPS
by then it will have occurred to you
again."-Judge's Library.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
LONG SHIRTS FOR TRAMPs
Winchester (Enoland) Woman Fears
"Weary WilIies" May Take Cold
In Jail.

London.-Night shirts provided for
casuals at the Winchester workhouse
are, by order Of the guardians, to be
made six inches longer. The change
was advocated by a lady member of
the board on the ground that the wear
ers we're likely to take cold. Through
her efforts also straw-stufed pillows
are to be substituted for wooden
blocks in the tramps' sleeping ward.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
NAN 62 WANTS BRIDE OF 10
Writes to English Homo Saying That
He Needs a Young Wife to Share
His Evening Of Life.

London.-Stating that up to the
present he had been at sea, and SO
had not required a wife," a letter
from a sixty-two-year-old seaman,
Richard McAdoy. raj read the other
day at a meeting of the Woolwich
board of guardians. But do"
the letter continued, land l am writ
ing to you to let me have one from
the school," McAdoy was formerly
an inmate of the Sutton poor-law
schools.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29

Two base hits-M cLean. Mill
er, Ehred, J. Steinke 9, Holt, l..
Miller. Three base hits-L Miller
Struck outby Houseman 3, by
Steinke 3. Base on balls by
Honseman 2. Umpire, Trammel
Mclean was the star hitter
for Hope, getting a single and a
double. His speed came to light
in the sixth, after doubling to
right he tried to take third but
was caught about steen feet from
the base.
l.. Miller and j. Steinke div
ided the hitting honors for
Blabon.
Farris' catch of Steinke's
foul and Livermore's stop of
Miller's hit were on the sensa-
tional order.
Mgr. Ed, Milligan was on the
bench and directed the plays
from there. He is looking over
the material before deciding on
the regulars.
Luverne will be here Friday,
May Both.
Houseman is some pitcher.
His underhand ball had Blabon
guessing.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Hjuh Finance.

Mother" said the 7~-year-old son OF
Gordon Understanding to his father
you're poor, amt you7"
"No, son." answered the. fond pa
rent. I'm rich"
"Have you got a lot of money!"
mot in cash. But I've got you and
the baby, and you're worth $1,000, 000
apiece to me-"
ooh! That much?"
THAT much and moro. Why, son
hy7"
Couldn't you-now - h%ypothecate
|he baby and buy me . football suit?'
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Still Inflated

What" asked Mrs. Oldcastle. a.
she picked up a volume Of Limp
Leather Edition of the Classics, "do
you think Of Thucydides7"
Il really don't know" replied Mrs..
~Gottalotte, after she had straighten.
ed a corner of her 5000 Royal Persian
rug; we've W. had any. Josiah
says they're no good unless you get
them fresh and u grocer neve
seems to have any except the ones
In cans"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
He EXPLAINS,

Briggs-Here's a fellow who writes
about the acme of s%elfishness without
having the slightest idea Of what q
really is.
Griggs-Well, what is 1T
Briggs-Having your wife, q cold
air f1end. insist upon having both win.
dows In the room open and then roll.
ing herself up in all the bed cloth.
ing.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Az tha ladies', Club

At the Ladies' Club.
$50 you didn't enjoy the club meet
ing?"
mo, it was very dull"
Wasn't there a quorum pres
ent?'
Every member was present"
Il should think that would have
meant an interesting meeting"
SILLY. With every member pres.
ent there was no one for US to talk
about"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Settled.

Settled.
"He asked the young. man what hia
Intentions were and he said he meant
business"
Il suppose that settled it,"
1T certainly did. He said that when
his daughter married she wanted q
husband. not a business partner"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Sad Remlndera.

Lady of House Ito tramp)-Hers
are some very nice crusts I trimmed
of when l was making sandwiches.
Tramp-No. thank ye. mum: dey
reminds me too much Of de cause Of
me doWnfall-margins.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
stuna Himself.

"You know. Miss Jinx, the doctors
say one ought to have at least eight
hours sleep. l hope you take at least
that?"
Sometimes"
"Why not always7"
well, you see l have to get up a
six in the morning, and it is already
half past ten. so-Oh. must you b
going?"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Real Pride.

No man has yer done anything to
give him the right to feel as proud as
a girl feels when she hears that some
body has been making Q fool Of him,
self because Of her.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Both Were Learnlno

Both Were Learning.
7 never had any idea that one had
to learn 80 much after marriage. Ny
Emily is learning to cook and I am
learning to eat"-Lustige Blaetter.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29

Lawyer-Do you wish your neighbor
imprisoned for breaking your win.
dows?
Client-No; I want him to pay for
them. l ought to get something for
my panes.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
The crux.

The Crux,
6he-"Do you believe . man knows!
when he is In lover" He-"Yes; and,
he doesn't know anything else."-'
Judge.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Tho Modern Grandma.

When grandmas danced the minuet
From formal grace they'd eve slip.
Now grandma smokes a cigarette
And tries to dance the chicken flip.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29

Hobble Gowns In tho Ark
Mrs. Noah is debonair;
Observe her painted smile,
Her gowns and those her daughters Weas
Are strikingly in style.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29

The Fair Visitor-How funny It 70
to call the man Speaker, when ho
hardly says anything at ALL
Her Escor-My dear girl, most PEG
pie who say little are considered tho
best conversationalists.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
SPEAKING Of War.

Speaking Of War.
Papa, II you went to war and you
had a sore nose, all they'd have to
do would be to pull your nose and you
would be wounded"
Yes, but I'd run"
III you didn't Jour nose probably
Rlld"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Next years cars

The evidence is that most next
years. cars will adopt the following
features. The leading cars already
have them.
Note that REQ the Fifth, az we
build it today, embodies all these
coming features.
Left-side drive
Centre Control
Electric Lights
Set-in Dash Lights
Oversize Tires
There is no need to argue these.
Note the leaders of Motordom-how
all of them have them There is no
better evidence that cars without
them will soon be obsolete.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
podaIna Duty

Dodolng Duty.
4 Plunkville poet sings as follows:
Another slap in the face Of beauty:
Women are lodging jury duty.
Has 1t come to this? And 10 soon.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29

to demand them in any a when
they know what their absence
means. l refer to things like these:
Analysed Steel
Properly tested Gears
Is Roller Bearings
100 drop 6rgings
High-test magnetic
DOubly-h ated carburet0r
Vast Ouercapacity
Utter eractness
SlOp, crrefuL building
Insurance against faDs
I have spent 26 years building
automobiles. l know their short
comings, know what cars must
stand.
Time will force all makers, as it
forced me, into these extreme pre-
cautions.
Steel must be made to formula
must be analysed twice-to be sure
Of the needed strength. Gears must
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29

be tested in a crushing machine,
not with a hammer.
Thinker bearings cost five times
as much as common ball bearings.
But they must be used, and used
everywhere not only in the largest
bearings.
Drop forgings are costly, but the
steel castings too often have flaws.
Strength that seems sufficient of
ten proves insufficient. Big margins
of safety are needed. In REQ the
Fifth every driving part is given so
per cent overcapacity.
Parts should be hand fitted and
ground over and over. Every part
should be given a radical test. En-.
gines, after testing, should be TAX
en- apart and inspected.
We do all this
In REQ the Fifth all these things
are done. They are costly, but we
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
His Quick Flop.

Hundreds of letters are received ev-
cry month by John E. Kunkle, who is
known throughout the country as the
boys friend, and is Familiarity adj
dressed as "Gunk" He always has
his eye open for the bad boy. the
tough kid of the neighhorhood. This
is the kind of boy that he likes to en-
roll In his league and decorate with
one or his badges.
One of the masterpieces that he re-
ceived through the mail from one of
these boys says:
Dear Gunk: I thought l would
write to you and see If / couldn't get
one of them badges. have several
bad habits. swear, chew. smoke Gig
arettes, and say my prayers every
night. but if you'll send me a badge
I'll cut them all out and be good"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23

growths of clover. Like clover leaves,
the alfalfa leaves drop off readily
when dry. AS the leaves are richest
in nitrogen the aim of the farm&
should be to cure the alfalfa with the
least possible handling. Half of the
feeding value may be lost through
the weathering and improper ham
ding.
A much better quality of hay will
be secured If the crop is cured under
hay caps than in open cocks or wind
rows, as dew and sunshine hurt al
falfa hay. Caps can be made from
light cotton duck by hemming the
edges to prevent travelling. Eyelets
should be made In the corners in
which strings may be tied and at
tached to weights. Heavy wires IS
inches long and Topped at one end to
receive the strings attached to the
caps, make a convenient arrange
ment to hold the caps in place.
These wire pegs can be either run
into the ground or pushed into the
sides of the cocks.
Much Of the feeding value is lost
through stacking. as the hay is por-
Gus and rain penetrates the stacks
two or three feet. However, little of
the alfalfa is lost when stored under
cover. An outside NOW with roof
does fairly well, or a covering Of
marsh hay or a tarpaulin will prevent
damage to the stack. 1t is well to
let the alfalfa sweat in the cock.
otherwise it will heat and get musty
in the barn or stack.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
1000 SETTLERS A DAY
WESTERN CANADA MAKING RE.
MARKA8LE PROGRESS.

Settlers from the United Kingdom
and other countries Of Europe landed
in Winnipeg last week at the rate OF
one thousand a day. The predicted
boom in the populating of the prairie
provinces this spring has material
lied, as 1t did last year, and today the
busiest city in America is probably
the Manitoba metropolis.
The sturdy nations of Europe are
all contributing to the rapid growth
of Canada West. Two OF the largest
contingents reaching Winnipeg last
week were from Germany and Scan.
dinavia.
The British Isles are sending out
larger contingents than ever before.
The old land newspapers are filled
with accounts of send-offs and fare
wells being given to popular towns
folk on the eve of departure for Can
ada.
Numerous editorials record the sen.
timents, bordering on despair, of the
Britons who see their towns and vii
lagos desolated by the desertien of
favorite sons and daughters. We can
sympathiGe with those left behind
while felicitating the young people
who have their own way to, make in
the world, on their new opportunities
In the country of mammoth crops.
Scotland lost 5000 of her best
blood and Drawn in a single week this
month. No wonder the young, aspir-
ing Scots take so quickly to Canada.
They have been reading of the tri-
umphs and wonder working OF Scot.
fish pioneers in the Dominion ever
since they were BARNS" A great
part of Csnada's success was wrought
by Canadians from Caledonia, and the
young Caledonians of today are eager
to demonstrate that they can do as
well OFT west as their forebears.
L addition to those from the old
countries, the United States still
keeps up in strenuous manner, and
is sending its thousands into that new
country OF the north. They take up
the free homesteads of 100 acres on
which they live for six months of
each year for three years, and then
get deed or patent for a farm that
is worth anywhere from SIS to $40
per acre, or, they may purchase lands
at from SIS to $1S per acre that will
yield with proper care In cultivation
excellent returns for the time, work
and money Observation-Disclosures
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
CONTRASTS THE BEST MATES
Quiet Men Should Wed VIvacIous
Women, an English Opinion,
Expressed In Print.

'Does the average man prefer the
demure, coy kind of girl or the
bright and vivacious grin all proba-
bility a firt-and which kind of a
girl makes the better wife?" This is
the question on which a modern girl
asks opinion through a London news
paper.
q have read in your paper many
opinions on the modern girl given by
young men," she writes, but have
not found an answer to the question
which countless other girls besides
4 myself would like answered.
1T seems to nae that the average
man marries the coy, quiet girl, but
after few years of married life is
apt to seek the society of the viva
cious girl, very often at the expense of
bis wife's happiness"
Here are some opinions of London
people:
Rev. c. H. Grundy, vicar of st.
Peters, Brockley, believes in the at
traction of the opposite.
I think the quiet man generally
marries, and generally should marry,
the yivacious GIRL" he says, and the
bright, vivacious man, on the con.
trary, prefers and gets on better with
his opposite.
Some of the quietest men l have
known" he said. thoroughly enjoy
The Vivaciousness of their wives.
Men like contrasts. You don't
want replica of yourself. You want
variety A wife who is your double
doubles your dullness.
The best wife is the Contrast wife
and II you are both alike your home is
Gull and monotonous.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
BY PROF. e. H. HARRINGTON.
Wisconsin College of Agriculture.


Many farmers believe that if milk
is thoroughly strained, so that no
dirt particles remain, it is clean milk.
In order to get their milk absolutely
clean, they may even run it through
separator or clarifler. This will
remove nearly all the sediment but
not the bacteria, consequently the
milk is not a bit more sanitary and
will keep no better than IL 1t had not
been thus treated.
1t will thus be seen that the only
way in which really clean milk can
be produced, milk that will keep
well. is to keep the dirt out of it
originally. Barn dust, manure. hair,
and straw carry bacteria which pro-
duce bad fiavors in milk and cause
quick souring, and If these are kept
out, sanitary milk is possible, provid-
ed the cows are healthy.
Thus even before expensive c1ari-
1ers, operators, strai1ers and the
like arr bought, the barn should be
cleaned thoroughly, whitewashed, and
the cows kept curried and provided
with plenty Of clean and dustless lit
ter. The mixers should wear clean,
white suits, rub the tanks and I'D
ders of the cows with a damp cloth.
and practice dry milking into small
top pals.
Experiments at the university
creamery have proved that the open
top pail. ordinarily used on the farm
catches a large amount of the dirt
and dust that % present even In
clean, sunshiny stables. The pail
with a small opening. however. be-
cause OF the slanting position in which
It is held, keeps out most of the dirt,
and consequently the milk has a small
bacterial content. 1t is not always
necessary to use closed pals where
the milk is strained through cotton
plugs.
After these precautions have been
observed 1t may be helpful 70 strain
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
location Of Garden Of EDEN.

Many Biblical scholars place the
Garden of Eden between the Euphrates
and the Tigris. This is now to be re-
claimed and once again made fertile.
English engineers have already in
vaded the region, and are building a
great dam across the Euphrates. not
far from Bagdad by which water will
be carried over the land as is done in
Egypt and India. That the soil is ex-
ceedingly rich there is no denying.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
BY PROF. r. A. MOORE,
Wisconsin College of Agriculture.

wisconsin Sotte9e OF agriculture,
No hay crop can be cut from alfalfa
the season sown except under the
most favorable conditions. The year
following seeding, however. three
good crops may be expected. The
first crop will be ready for cutting
early in June, trying time for cur
Ing alfalfa.
Cut when the alfalfa is in advanced
bud and few plants in blossom. on a
day that promises fair weather. Oc-
casiona1ly the alfalfa will come into
bud and hesitate to blossc:1; sprouts
win then Immediately start at the
base. It should be cut when those
conditions prevail even though no
blossoms appear.
In the afternoon of the same day
of cutting, if weather has been favor
able, the alfalfa can be raked and put
into small cocks. The cocks should
not be left standing In the field more
than two or three days during wet
weather without moving, or the alfalfa
plants underneath the cocks will be
partially or completely smothered.
BY running pitchfork into cock
Of alfalfa near the bottom, one can
easily move the pile. If alfalfa is ex-
ceedingly green when cooked, or
rainy weather sets in, 1t will heat I'M
less the cocks are opened every day
or two. In favorable weather no
more difficulty will be experienced in
curing alfalfa than in curing heavy
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
Cardinals Friends.

Lady-bugs are valuable in the gar.
den. A magnifying glass will reveal
them feeding upon the numberless
apis and their eggs and never injur.
ing the plants or blossoms. These
modest bugs are dainty little assist
ants to the gardener In his work.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
plymouth Rocks.

For business the Plymouth Rock has
Justly won it's place in popular esteem.
No words of commeIdation are neces.
sary. The fact that dressed poultry ia
largely sold under the name ply.
mouth Rock" is sufficient indication
of goodness.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
For Tomato BOT.

Bordeaux mixture has proven an ef.
fective prevention of tomato rot To
matoes grown upon land upon which
old plants had remained during the
previous winter, are much more sub.
ject to attack from leaf fungi than II
produced upon fresh land.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
SOWING render vsaetables.

Sow seeds of tender vegetables if the
soil is warm and mellow. The import
ant ones are beans, corn, cucumbers.
eggplants, melons, okra, pepper, pump
kins, squash and tomatoes. None OF
these young plants can stand even 9
slight frost.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
nld Not Live up TO Il.

Our high appropriations and even
our expressed desires are not always
indices OF our character. Let me die
the death of the righteous" was the
prayer OF Baalam. And then he went
right away and joined himself to the
heather and was slain by righteous
man.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
UphllI Road.

At a poets luncheon in Philadelphia
Alfred Noyes, the English writer, said:
my success, such as 1t is. has been
due to perseverance and modesty. In
fact, in the beginning of my career, "
he said, Il used to tear up poem ten
times before felt satisfied to submit
1t, and / used to submit 1t ten times
and then feel satisfied to tear it up"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23

or clarity the milk in order to re-
move the small amount of sediment
that may have accidentally gotten
into it. If cloth strainer is ever
needed it must be dipped in scalding
water before it is used Otherwise
the strainer may contaminate the milk
with millions of bacteria.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
Still a Chance.

whats the matter?" "She has re-
jected me again. She says this is
final" Did she say how final?" in
CURED the older and more experienced
man.--Washington Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
Had to Think Quickly,

Maud-What in the world made you
BUY more postage stamps?
Ethel-Why, went into the drug
store to get some face powder. and
wno Should be there but Jack.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
FEEDING Stock.

we may feed the grain and hay to
the animal and return from rs to so
per cent of the nutrients In the fees
back to the soil.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23

Things that are hidden from the
wise and prudent are still being re-
yealed to babes and stockings.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23

The less man says the more guess
ing his wife has to do.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23

But you cant Judge a mans true
worth by the amount of insurance he
carries.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-05-23
me LATEST FASHION NOTE

go. ut is a (. isc precaution against letting
~. n delicat hosiery to powde- the shoes
49, ~, uniting them on. Many people sprinkle
=. lannon's antiseptc powder, Aliens Foot-Ease
W. me shoes, and find that it saves it cost ten
,,r... over in keeping holes from hosiery as well
:. lszoning friction and consequent snaarting
md aching Of the feet