Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-05-22

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II there is something coming up in your garaen--iti sthe sign
ola weed.
Hear the ssMucilage brothers in their great stick act at the
Elks carnival nights-s
How would you like the job Of being the husband of one Of
schitzs little German band will make the sfmoosick for
What has become Of the old fashioned man who used to pick
ms fangs with a match.
Swat that pile of manure back of your barn and you will
break up the happy home OF the fly
We wish we could get the Colonel to jar Luce and build
that electric line to the lake.
4Lummy'' Jones used to be an end man in a minstrel show.
mat Is, he used to upend the trunks.
Lon McDowelli is an old minstrel man. lie used to do a turn
on the stage. lie used to turn down the lamps.
Fatty, Mimnaugh viii do a ballet dance at the Elks min
strel show with pink tights and red whiskers.
Every married woman feels sorry for some other woman's
husband IN this case charity o.gh. to begin at home.
When We get that electric car line to Lake Kampeska, what
2 mater with putting On a s'g water earn'yalY
The world is said to be growing better, but if people would
better. 800 y : N'0e =
Do you believe in signs? Well, why do you always run your
hand along the fresh paint after you have read the sign, Look
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# you want to have a spasm, go to the Elks minstrel show.
The gentlemen from Cork are there and over with that black
face stuff.
When you see the doctor make his way leisurely to vour
neighbour house, it's a sign that the man who lives there took off
'The thimble bee will meet at Mrs. Ernest Fingers next
!lhursday: ms may give you a stitch IN the side.8lBloom-
lng1on fantasFaphh
It is a mighty goo7 thing that ssswedey' sieverts had his
tongue Tong spit when h ne was young, as he comes in handy in the
Where is the man who said it was not going to rain in South
Dakota TINS season. de has probably been drowned out with the
balance of the gophers
Why does Wright Farbel's beak have a downward tendency
mat is because ne has been Int on the probscus SO many times
since ne became an editor.
Luke MeLuke says. "t takes a wife twenty wears to make
a sensible man out bf her husband, but a strange woman &c can al
ways a a 1901 out OF Inn m twenty seconds.
Doe Dickinson viii surely look funny with pink tights and
green :sa trunks at the ElEs Minstrel show All moving picture
rights OF the SIX round bout between the doctor and Stub Williams
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A circus isn't the funniest thing in the world. IT Is 4 woman
Mooa; : p Ihspe Goods ,1ds s : bale sng Of hay standing ,g.i N front rar, e the John
like $50 knee length corset
Stub Williams and Dr. Dickinson will give a six round boxing
exhibition at the Elks minstrel show. Doc, win represent JACK
johnson, the big smoke. and Stub will represent Sam Langford,
the Boston Tar Baby
Capt. Amundsen, the discoverer of the south nole delivered
a lecture N this city last week a fair sized audience listened to
h an,n Lecture which which wa very very Interesting and instructive. Capt
he has been over the frozen route and eaten nine kinds of dogs
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Don't worry, Wafertown will have plenty of places for the
farmers to hitch to the sidewalks. Watertown merchants appre-
clate3 the trade OF the farmers too much to let them keep away
from our city for the want of a place to tie their horses. There
will be three tie rings embedded in the cement walk in front oe
every twenty-five foot business lot in the city.
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An lmshnnanl and a Dutehman were arguing the other day
on VIVA. constituted a thigh or sslow'' Dntchman. The Irish
man said: Now Hons, what is a low Dutcbmana' >sval,'
SAID the little German, 8 Ober a low Dutchman is a German who
would walk down der street mid an Irishman.', Then Pat wanted
to ssfoight''
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WHO'S AUGUST?
Alderman whose first nameis August runs a saloon in Sioux
City. One day last June the landlord called to collect the rent
l@ and hafora Jaau;nr sn,d.