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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-30
BY ADELINE CARRICK WELLS.

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There was probably never pr1n-
cess in history who came so near TO
so many royal alliances as did the
grande mademoiselle. While she was
still child there was talk of marry
ing her to her cousin. Louis XVI.
Then her matrimonial aspirations
centered around Philip ", king Of
Spain. and this falling through, the
beautiful princess was offered to the
emperor of the Holy Roman empire,
Ferdinand III, and not being accept
ed here, to his brother, Archduke
Leopold. Later she had designs upon
the heart Of the great Condo and still
later sought Charles IL, king of Eng
land, in marriage. Some of the bio
graphers say that 1t was owing to her
own haughtiness and cold-heartedness
that none of these brilliant alliances
were contaminated
Her attachment for Condo seems TO
have been genuine, for, although her
plan to marry him came to naught,
when she was twenty-five she took a
mans part in the war he was waging
against her cousin, the king. She ac-
tually headed the army in person and
by mounting the walls of the city of
Orleans by a scaling ladder, she led
them to victory. For this military
exploit she was banished from the
court of her cousin. but came back
in time to fall violently in love with
the adventurer Lauzun. a Gaseor
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soldier, who, it is said. had found
favor with Louis XVI. because Of his
swashbuckling carriage that was a
pleasant relief from the usual cour-
tiers mincing manners.
At any rate La Grande Mademoi-
selle fell much In love with him and
the king consented TO their marriage,
and it would have been carried out
but for the fact that the kings ia
vorite at the time, the beautiful and
witty Madame de Montespan, who
hated the kings beautiful cousin, put
her foot down on the project and
Lauzun was sent to the bastile. Here
in spite of Mademoiselle's frantic ef-
forts TO loose him, he remained for
ten years. She even offered to be-
stow her estates upon Mademoiselle
de Montespan's sons. but TO no avail.
Eventually Lauzun was released, and
then, or before, there was probably
a secret marriage. but the unhappy
ending Of the story is that the gal
liant Lauzun was brutally ungrateful
to the princess for her devotion and
carried on his unfaithfulness to such
q, point that she finally forbade him
to see her. She retired TO a convent,
where she died at the age Of sc. The
memoirs written by this unfortunate
princess show her to have been pos
sessed of great ability.
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On the Spur Of
the Moment
TIRE TROUBLE
~ ROY MoULToN.
written E1eIusivsls for nvoulas ssas-

TIRE TROUBLE
We have often thought that Il was
very lucky thing fer Job that he
never had an automobile or tnaa
ancient worthy would never have
gained the terrific reputation for
patience which made him famous
Job had many troubles bur he
never experienced the daddy Of 'em
all-tire trouble.
Tire trouble happens IN The nesf
regulated families and IL is the sud
denest thing in the world. L Is even
suddener than a Din from a plumber.
The sun may be shining and the
little birds singing bIithely and a
man may be riding along country
road admir1ng the scenery and eS-
planning the infallibility Of his car
10 relatives or friends. He may be
saying: Il have never had a par
ticle Of trouble with this car since :
have owned it. when
BANGl
And there is no more joy in life.
The sun goes under cloud and tbs
1 little brides hide their heads in their
tail feathers.
The man doesn't know whether be
has just lost $40 or $50 and he ia
afraid to get out and look It all
I depends upon the size of the report.
a loud bang like the boom OF
thirteen-inch naval gun is supposed
to cost $50, while a small bang Ike
that of a freeraeker is supposed 70
cost $40.
When he first speaks to the tire
expert at the garage he thinks it Is
going to cost him sos. Tire ex
perts are the worlds champion pes
sinists. They see nothing but grim
destruction and despair and they
enter into a technical explanation
of why tires was no good in the frnt
place which would I'LL a volume as
large as Noah Webster.s more or
less celebrated work on Words
Have Met" They tell you it can't
possibly be fixed and If it is fixed it,
will cost in the neighborhood 81
$780,
Then when they have reduced you
to the depths Of desolation and send
you away thinking you haven't
friend in the world they go 70 work
and fix your tire for $3.50
The average blowout is expensive
in that it includes the following
| items.
Mental anguish .........-....S5.0 600 20
Loss Of time .......--....... 400
Fixing the tire ............... 80
Total ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. 81. o0s 50
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pleasures, entertainments and social
experiences which are elevating.
Shopping, clothing and whatever
contributes to personal adornment
partake OF this fortunate influence.
The household and children are sub
ject to propitious guidance.
Uranus Is helpful in today's con-
f1guration. 1t gives an active, firm,
business-like spirit, quickens ones
resourcefulness and aids in establish
ing confidence.
Inventors, railroad men and cleo
tricians should be especially lucky.
They are subject to ideas tending
toward original thought. They should
profit along inventive lines.
Saturn sheds kindly rays upon the
earth. There is an encouraging
Reconsideration for organization and
economics. System may be estab-
lished more easily than when other
forces lead.
Plumbers. coal dealers and real es-
tate men have promise Of success, 1t
is declared, when Saturn sends forth
stimulating vibrations.
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Judge William C. Robinson, whose
appointment as collector of the port
of New York by President Garfield, in
1861, led to the resignation of Senator
Roscoe Conkling. and Thomas G.
Plat was chosen a delegate from
Westchester county, New York State,
to the Republican national convention
In 1854" said Mr.. Depew
1--WE called upon Secretary Seward
at the state department. He was ex-
tremely cordial. He invited US to
take dinner with him and his family
at his house. which fronted jackson
square, in Washington. None but
members of his family was present at
the dinner table. After dinner was
over the family went from the dining
room, leaving Seward. Judge Robert
son and myself alone at the table.
"Mr. Seward said that he was very
glad that we had come to see him,
for he had a matter of great import
ance to talk over with us can
repeat almost his precise words.
He said: I understand that there
has been practical agreement
among the Republican leaders TO
nominate ex-senator Daniel S. Dick
inson for vice-president on the ticket
with Lincoln. Now I want 10 say
to you that Lincoln himself VIII not
in any way interfere with the action
of the convention. Any man whom
the convention is satisfied to noui-
nate for vice. president will be salts
factory TO Lincoln.
I'm my view the wise nomination
would be that Of q man who repre-
sents the border states. think that
Andrew Johnson. Of Tennessee. fills
the bill. He has been Governor, he
Is United States senator and has been
a. very strong Union man in Tennes-
see ever since the war began. Be-
sides that he was early in life a poor
white" Of Tennessee. think his nom-
nation would appeal very strongly
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The trustworthy man is seldom one
TO lay undue emphasis upon rites.
forms and ceremonies. When he OBJ
serves them it is with the thought of
their meaning rather than mere
mechanical compliance. He is too
busy with the spirit of the law to be
constantly talking about the letter Of
it, If he be honest, he is so as a
matter of course, and 1t doesn't occur
to him to give his neighbor special
reason for keeping out of jail. If he
be virtuous, he does not remark upon
the fact or give an explanation. 1t
is the ordinary thing with him. If
he slip and fall. he is manly enough
20 take che responsibility. He doesn't
lay the blame upon his lights
The meanest old curmudgeon that
afflicted our little village in my time
IS a stickler for the doctrines of
the church. He knew more about
them than any one else in the con-
gregation and his special delight was
TO trip up the preacher, who was so
busy ABOUT his ldSh VI huliiaA SSh
ice that he may have been a trifie
rusty ON his theology. Old Hankins
was the trickiest man in a horse
trade, the most merciless shylock in
the matter of loans and the sharpest
dealer in produce in the community.
Also he was fonder of talking of his
..lights" than anybody else in the
ma
one time and "churched" for a mat
ter involving the sale of a saddle
nag. but he opened his Bible and read
us the story of Esau and the mess
OF pottage. There was long argu-
rnept in which he bested the preach
er and in sheer WEAKNESS we let him
get away. Nevertheless, we always
mad our opinion of him. and when he
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-30
Seen and Heard at
the Four Corners
BY BRIGHT EYES

DR.. Madison G. Peters at Irvington
recently said: Poor cooking drives
men to drink" Now we have another
excuse "whoops. my dear. I'm on the
jury"
A New Brunswick youth ran away
with all his hancee's savings The
girl was saved. so who cares about
the man and the money
Halcyon days are coming soon fof
the baseball bargain hunter After
all this rain we are bound to have
double-headers.
woman lecturer in Trenton IN
sists that slender men are cranky
Then there's the proverb, Nobody
loves a fat man Now we wonder
what women are happily married.
9 . 9
On Of the men who qualihed as a
juror in the Roosevelt action said he
could give a fair decision regardless
of the evidence Isn't that just like
Bull Mooser2"
o c c
There used TO be time when w0m-
an got "ail fused up when she was
"dolled' up and her silk petficoat
showed beneath her gown. but tenn
pora ct mores, She throws hand
springs now if it isn't a French
fit and doesn't show Again we re
peat. Just like a womanls
G @ G
Here's why Folks seldom gel
anywhere in Philadelphia Notice
the way trolley car signs read there
when streets do not run through or
rules require them to stop at the near
side OF only the right hand Jog
Doesn't that explain everything rullv9
Does it2
| Longfeilows grandchildren donss
seem to be doing much to add TO ths
glory of the family name much az
they are bringing It into the limeligha
again. What would Henry Wadss
worth say, we wonder. II he Shouts
rise up and see his grandsons coll
| Iecting carfares in Boston,
Let others at misfortune scon.
I'm linked in mis'ry's chainE
/ never had a half day of.
But that twas sure to rain.
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FRIDAY. MAY so. l91s.
All the World Should Be Gay
Stars Smile on Work and Play.

All the planets conspire to make
this most fortunate day, from the
viewpoint of astrology. 1t is time
in which to put forth all ones best
efforts in business and to make the
most OF social opportunities.
Women have Venus friendly to
them. Those who desire success in
courtship and marriage should avail
themselves of the influences which
are at work to render them attrac-
tive. 1t is held that vivacity. clever
ness and even beauty are enhanced
by the friendly aspect of this planet.
According to ancient belief gar
dens and fountains are especially
lucky places under this CONFORMATION.
Venus is held to be exceedingly
powerful in ruling for luxuries and
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died the preacher got even by say
ing that Brother Hankins had been
righteous, according to his lights.
but that he hoped we'd all be careful
about the source of our spiritual illu-
mination.
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The sun favors highest ambitions.
There is fair chance for those who
seek positions or desire any sort OF
employment. The belief is that con-
genial work will come to him who
takes advantage of the guidance OF
the luminary, which gives strength
and power to both men and women.
Persons whose birthday it is are
promised prosperous year. To some
of them peril from fire and danger
from thievery is foretold. Men who
are employees may hope for advance
in salary and women have the posi-
bility of unusual happiness in the
home
Children born on this day will have
extraordinary mentality. They have
the expectation of success in all their
affairs. Boys will be prosperous in
business and girls will marry happi-
~. They should be especially fortu-
nate when Jupiter, Venus and Mer-
curry are travelling through their 10
diacal sign, Gemini Mercury is
their principal ruling planet.
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00ym@l@ G@W'' Saws
COPYRIGHTED. 1913. BY W. e. Williams.


thai he
kind Of light Men
disgrace creeds
Of emphasizing his beliefs
establsh an ali for
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NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
ow Andrew Johnson Was Nominated for VicePresident


manner in nominated for
the leaders of the party had agreed
candidate Abraham Lincoln
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Noted Women Whose Birthday Is Yours
MAY 80
MademoiselIe Montpensier
Copyrighted. 1918.

ADAAE MoNTPENsIE this day 2se beau
M
W. 10 grande mademoaeLe
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Some fellers are full OF hope and
others are full of dope
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Kansas gals have decided that
they won't marry mon who smoke,
chew, drink, play cards or use pro-
family. GOSH There WIN be a lot
of old maids in Kansas.
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to the border states and also to the
Union element in the South. VIII you
see If you cannot prevent the nomi-
nation of Dickinson and bring about
the nomination of Andrew Johnson
1--WE promised Seward that We
would do what We could. We went
to the convention a day before it was
organized. The first delegate we
talked with was Governor Minor, of
Connecticut He agreed with us and
he took the whole Connecticut dele
CATION with him. Then we talked 10
other delegates and they finally
agreed to leave the matter entirely to
the New York State delegation. Our
delegation had a secret meeting,
which lasted from : O'Clock in the
evening to 8 O'Clock in the morning.
We told the delegates what Secre-
tary Seward had said to US. There
was a very hot battle for a time, for
the New York delegates felt that
the nomination for vice-president
should go to New York. At last we
took vote and by one majority the
New York delegation decided to sup
port the nomination Of Andrew john
son, OF Tennessee. When the other
delegates heard of this action they
cheerfully agreed to support john
son. Therefore 1t was due to the sug>
gestion of William II. Seward that
Andrew johnson was nominated for
vice-president instead Of Daniel s.
Dickinson, of New York.
fcopvrirht 1a1a nv n Edwards An
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Tomorrow Mr.. Edwards viii tell Of
'The Mystery Connected with Dis.
patch from Lincoln"
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EVENING STAR ASTROLOGER
HOROSCOPE
Copyrighted. 1913.

The stars incline. but do not COM
pei"
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Copyright, 1913, by u. J. Edwards. An
rights reseryed)
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Let others at misfortune scon.
I'm linked in n1is'ry's chainE
I never had a half day of.
But that twas sure to rata.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-09
WITH BROKEN BACK
 WORKMAN REFUSES TO ENTER HOSPITAL

Michael Hornizak, a carpenter, 2S years old and living at 486 Spruce street, suffered a probably fractured spine this morning in a fall from a scaffoldtng at 1,O2o Howard avenue. He was employed on a new building there and working on the floor of the second story when the board gave way, throwing him to the ground He a1ghted on his back, heavy plank catching him, holding his body several inches from the groUnd while his head and feet were considerably lower. Eel low workmen went to his aid and found him to be in a helpless eondi- ton.
 Dr. William IT. Curley responded with the emergency hospital ambu- lance, noted the seriousness of his condition and advised hospital treat ment. He refused and, upon his own request, was taken to his home Re1a- tives desired to have him taken care of there. Dr. C1rley found him to be in g. helpless condition from the waist down and all indications of serious spinal injury.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-09
SALOON MEN
 WILL CONTEST DRY ELECTION
Bristol Liquor Dealers At tack Legality of Count on
 Voting Machines

Bristol, Conn, Oct. 9-If the sa- Ioonist can prevent it, Bristol will not be a dry town for two years as vot- ed at Mondays election. A, contest is to be made of the decision of the voters. The liquor dealers associa- tion have prepared a petition to the court asking for a review of the vote and attacking the legality of the count on the voting machines. Five pages of manuscript are covered with the description of alleged technicali- ties through which 1llegalities are claimed. Among other things claim ed are these: that the machines did not correctly register the license vote;
 that there was negligence on the part oft the local authorities in preparing
 the machines and therefore the vote should be declared void because the statutes had not been compiled with ; that the proper legal notice was not given; that the mechanism of the machines was not properly set and
 locked; that the ballot labels were not properly on the machines; that the election of officers did not have the required certificates as to quail f1cations, and that the machines aru not legally demonstrated for the
 proper length of time before the elec- ton.
 The petition will come before the superior court tomorrow.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-09
Athletics Score 5 Runs in First Innings

governor shall appoint, and the gover- nor has appointed. the relatOr and the reIator has qualified; the only thing that has prevented his performing the duties of his office is that he has de- cIined to enter into a physical strug- gle with the respondent for the pos session of the police court room. In stead of that he has applied, through this writ of quo warranto, for the de- termination of his right to the office. Judgment should therefore be rend- cred that the respondent is usurping the office.
 The brief prepared for the respond ent, Judge Clark, is in part as follows:
 The constitution of the state of Con- necticut, in clear and positive terms, directs that the judges of our courts shall be appointed by the general as- sembly.
 This power of appointment must be exercised by the general assembly and by it alone and cannot be delegated to any officer or. tribunal whatsoever.
 The powers and duty of the general 1 assembly to appoint judges de jure cannot be delegated. No judge under such an appointment by the governor, even if in the possession and exercise of a judicial office, could be other than a de facto officer. But the rela- tor is not and never was in the posses sion or in the exercise of the office,
 
 spondent holding under the color and authority of an appointment by the general assembly. The superior au- thority of an appointment by the gen. l era1 assembly over an appointment by l the governor is Of greater moment than the fact of possession but pos session, as we'll as superior title, if l essential to the relator and he lacks l both. The statute of 1907 is inapplica- ble with this case. It reads:
 1 When provision for filling such va l cancies is not otherwise made, the | governor may fill any vacancies, etc
 But there was no vacancy. The office
 was and is occupied by a judge who l is a de facto if not a de jure official
 The resolution appointing the re
 spondent judge passed by the genera
 assembly at it's session of 1911 ex
 pressIy provided that he should con | tinue to hold his office until sue
 cessor should be duly appointed anG I qualified and thus provided againsd
 any vacancy in that office so long as 1 the respondent should continue tc exercise it's functions.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-09
-SuIzer Honest But
 Lacking ShreWdness, Argues His Counsel

Albany Oct. S--A general denial of all the charges against Governor Sufzer, bitter attack on the testi- mony of Duncan w. Peck, a charge of unfair tactics being employed by counsel for the board of managers and a picture of the governor as a man of integrity but poor business ability marked the first of the final arguments in the impeachment trial delivered, today, by Louis A. Mar shall.
 Most of MT. Marsha1I's address cen tered around the money articles in the impeachment charges, one, two and six.
 They charge larceny in that. as all legged, he converted to his own use moneys contributed for his campaign and perjury in that he gave a false affidavit in support of au inaccurate campaign statement. MT. Marshall said no larceny existed because the money came into Sulzer's hands 1e- gally, and the charge of perjury was ground1ess because the law did not require an affidavit to a campaign statement.
 Further, he argued. the governor thought the statement correctw hen he signed it.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1913-10-09
NEW MOVIE HOUSE RENTS FOR $6,6OO

According to a'1ease filed in the town clerks office today John Knipperberg and Harry Kaufman of Paterson, N. J., will become 1essees and managers of the new motion picture theatre now being erected in Main street next door to the Lyric theatre. Charles J. Berger and Arthur s. Me1oy are erecting the building. The land is owned by Fanny Landes and Alice G. Gousset. If the building is completed by Nov. 5 the Iessees may occupy it immediately but the rent does not begin until December l.
 The lease is for te nyears or until August 1, 1923. The rent is to be $55O for each month for the first five years and $65O per month for the next five years payable in advance The 1essees are to post $1,Oo0 at once as a guarantee of good faith to carry out their agreement and $2,00O on December 1 when the rent begins. Messrs. Berger and Meloy are to post a bond of $3,oOo to guarantee these deposits.
 The theatre is to be of brick and stucco.