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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22

2onbon, 30. Npril. - Cine nns
Gctinie fpntncnpc Sepeid,c be5 Or
pres" mclbet naf Spnbpn, es 9ebe pns
@eriidt. bub Iontenegro bereit lei,
feline Sruppen bon Sfutari SuriidSuz
5ieben, falls Die eirppdiifcn Idd,te
ibn gclpiiie Scrritoricn 5uselteben nm
@ardntien bicter, pab Sflltari nidt
bcieitist lpirb.
Die Sotidafterz 9onfcrcn5 mar anl
Sonncrstd9 ldngcre 3eit IN Sisnng.
Gs beiBt. Dag man lid, barber eini9te,.
Montenegro cine bon ben iehs @roSs
mdd}ten gnrantierte Nnleibe IN Subc
BON $6,O00.000 als Yflaitcr fir Den
ScrIuit bon Stutari 5u bcfuiligen.
8affentiaitano seidluKeu.
Gab Gin @aiicnItiaitanb 5iuiifcn
9ulsaricn nno Der Siirfci seid)lnlicu
lit, lpurbe AM Sonnerstog in Gonitanz
tinopel amtlidJ 5nscgebcn. Ser @df>
tctfili'fnnO pnlcrt bis gum 23. Ipril
nno lam %ucrldngert perben, falls bis
pnbin Der Sriebc nod nid,t gelhlpnen
lit. Sebc Der 6eiben Ydrtcien tann
Den 8affeniriaitanb bird, cine. As
ltillSise &iineigIns riidsdnsie MAIDEN.
Ginc ruiiiide Nute.
Sic ruiliid)e Hcgierring crlteb gce
item Haft cine ldngc @rfldrltng ibrer
Mitipirfuns NIT Den nnberen Wddten
sur 26iuns Der galtdns Troblene unb
sur 3edtfcrtisuna ibrer 3uitimmung
gum Serbleib BON Sfutari bel Il6n
MEN, auf ben @runb bin. bab bics
%notbipenSis lei fir Den SrieSen unb
iueil Sfntari cine rein olbunildc
-Srubr ri: Seren Nnncrion Bird
Ionteneero nIr cine Sucae bon @crz
lcgcnbeiten nnb- Sdpierisfeiten fir
Dtpntenegro icin nnb bieics 2dnbhcn
ilir iftpdd,cn, itdtt lrdrten tpiirDc.
Snlsarien ruth sum Sricben.
Nad, elmer ScpeIhe III Die @erlincr
sYoit" ans Sofia bat Die biilaariihe
8esicruns bic ~iihrisen Gegicrun9clt
Dos gulfanbrnocS bdppn unterrihter,
buS Die Scbin9uueen Der leBtcu Note
Der @robmdt)te u~unebmbar fir BILL
garicn ieien; tic erirld,t Die Scrbiin=
petcn. bem baloigen Sricoensidluiie
bci5uitimmcn.
0roRmddtc= G%rfldrmns.
Sic 8roBmddte bencrfen nit Scz
fricbieung Die Stimmuns Der Gerbiins
oetsn 5u @unitcn Dcs Sriebcns unb err
tbeilcn fplsenbe Intiport dui Die
&umttc in Der Note Der Auiicrten."
.SeSiiglid, bes eriten Slnftes, Bull
gnrien'S Soroeruns biniidtlid Der
tiirtiidl sbul9ariitcu @ren5e miro fein
@inluanb erboben."
.@c5iiglit bcs S~ipeitcn EutttcS
ipciien ole @roBmGdte baraiif bin. pdB
ous Shidiul Der dsdiidlcn Snieln Dem
@nibiinten Der @rpBntdhte iibcrlaiien
lpurbc imb babcr @inmdnbc nlr ab@
hau9ia 0 Den bereits getrofiencn
Gntidcibungcr hiriidtliob gelpiNer
Stfrlu Si9cIuiien ipcrbcn fonnten."
.0miihtlid nes orittcu Slmtte3
informicrten Die @roBmdd)te 6ereits
Die Scrbiinoetcn. baB Tic bcreit ieicn.
bicicn ioIprt Die n6rblid,e mo nprbs
pitlifc Sc9reu5ung BON Ilbanicn mits
Sltt6eilcu. unb bGS Die iiiNsDitlide unb
IiioliGc @rcn5c hcfanit 9caeben iuirh.
ipto!s bieiclbc beiinitio icitseleat it.
&iniiGtlih bcs picrtcn YunttcS err
fldren Die 8roBnlGdlIe. naS. nahocn,
Die Soiluna allcr ~finonSiclcn Sraser
eiucr teduiid)cn Gommiiiiou III Saris
reIerpicrt bleibcn ioli. an lpeiher
Selcaaten Der ariegfiibrcuccn tbcils
nebmcn pcrben, lie fcineu @runb cirs
lchcn. ihrc HnIid,tca bcSii9iid cincr
Stric9sem'ddSignna gc9cmpdrtig 81
| GuHcrli."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22

8aihiuntpn. 3. g., bcu 21.
Npril.--SuS Die Administration Erds
iibcnt %Siliun'S cinidncipcnDc Ienpc@
rlulNcn im oiplpntutiid,en Sicn't. be-
ionbcrs in Den lntciniId)cn Hcpilbliten
in Siips Nmeritn, eiutrcten ld'len mil,
lit an Sonucretng outage 9ctrcteil, ais
bctdrnt ipllrbc, baB Scnrp Sancs, Der
bon YrdiiDcnt Suft gum S~d)icpsrldfcr
in Dem 5iuiid)eu Der Heaiernn9 bon
Ecuador llno Der @unaaliil X Gntto>
0ubn, elmer umerifaniidcn Corpora
ton, c%ntitonbenen Sisput filtan5iclSr
Nidtur gum Shicbsrid,ter erlnnrt
murOc, bieics Ypitcn5 entbpben III. Us
lpllrpe bel bicicr @%ele9enbcit ausorild>
lid, betpit, bab nid)tS 9c9en Serrli
Sunc5 pcriDnlid) porliege. oaB Die Me-
aicrun9 abcr gcipnncn lei, nift NM
mittcl6as in Die Sdliftung bon Eris
bat Sisputen pcripidelt Ieill 3l ipollen.
Nod cim Shlas scacn bic Collar
diplomatic.
SefretGr 8rrau lit aiigen6liflid'
nit Der Surdiiht Der %ertrd9e be
ifdftigt. lpeld)c pon Der Snftld)ert Io>
miniitrotion nit N~icara9un. 5onnns
rus mo Guatemala einaclcitet. jeood1
bonn Scnot nicmalS ratifi5icrt tpurs
ocn. hG3 Ideint iid)er 81 Iein. na6
bielclbcn bon Yrdiibent BiIion peti@
nitip fallen gelallen perocn. Sicle
@crtrGgc bdtien o allen Singen Den
3ipcd. burH Gnnirpliieruug Der 3cle
ser bctrcfienneu &Gi.bcr uncertainties
bort angeiegteS Gapital lider 81
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22
8rirf aus lentf&lanh.

ber mpntenesriniihe GIob
(?). Die Wailitar : Jorbernng
9emtihlanb's elm 8eidjenf 60 beS
galfam : 8nmmels. (Siebe bier5n
GbiturieGes.) - 9atboliiGe Iro=
feiIoren= Yertretmns auf baperiihen
1tniperiitdten. = Serunter nit benz
lSppf!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22
SM@mg A. 9ubmt Sma Snmsha Den 22 aa 1913 Mo Pts

gllbitor i'm Scpartement bes Sna
nrrn. Hobert S. @polep bon
SIr9inien.
Genius Oircftor. @nr. s. 5arris
bon Georgia.
IuBcrbem cine In5abl 0 SiH
itriftsrihtcru,. Sunbesa &nlpdlten nno
W~arifGllen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22
2siliuM's aniidf iibsr epnifitntiunelle
Ged1te Der Gim5clitaatem.

Sn oct ien auf9ctdud)ten .iapas
riidlen SrGge", D. h. Der III Gnlifors
nicn 9cpiuutcn Snnb8cict9cbung. hur6
hclhc Supancr bcrbinecrt lpcrpcn
SpIlen. @runbci9enthum 81 erlperben,
lpiro bic Administration cine Yolitif
Der Nihtcinmiidung 6cfolgcn. 10 lanse
it'd sic California; i~rncrbdlb Der
@rcn3en, neldlc Die Understanding
Scn StaatS Jicgiernugen porihreibt,
Inlteu.
Nenc Grncnnnnacn.
Erdiibcnt gSilipn bat lid lest ecfia
rItiu entihlolieu, Die fpl9enbeu biplos
m%ntiidleu Grncmrungen 81 MAIDEN:
Geo. ". @utbric bon Ec~nuipipuuia,
8ptihaitcr in Sapnn; Charles 81.
Crane bon Chicago, Sotihufter in
MuBlonb; SreNerid 6. Ycnfielo bon
Ycnniplpania, @clanbter in Spailien.
Sic @rncumungen iinO aciidIcrt. bod
lpcrbcn tic DEM Senat mabrihcinlid,
crit ndh ablnuf elmer @odc 5nacitclt
iperben lpie am SonnerSia9 III &aibs
ingtpn. 9. g.. befannt lpurbe.
ocrr Guthrie mar ebentalS Wtabor
bon Yittsbur9b uno lit Jest Soriibets
Der oes bempfratiId)en Stautss Somitcs
bon Yenniplpanin; CT ipnr iirlprilngs
lid Fir ben Sotihofterpoltcn in @eris
TO allserieben, bod, eridcint e5 9e9ens
iudrtig ols nn5geihloNen. bnB oieier
Soften i'll allerndd)iter 3ufnnft neil
bcIcBt miro, ipenn c5 aud, dlS ulisges
madlt gift, baB Sotidnfter Scnrn cane
@iliou nid)t b~cibebnltcn miro. Sic
G~uilenbulg cineS nelleu Sotldaitcrs
nad Werito ipilrbe Der Nncrfeunrna
Der Suertn'iden administration alcids
fpmrrcn, mas Die @imocsrc9ieruna ies
Sodl i'm %llgenbliG nod niht bcabiih
ti8t. Serr Guthrie gift ais beionberS
0ccignet. bcn Soften IN Spfio ausSlt>
iil0cn. Der a"ugenb!idlid belonocrS
idipierig it, ipeil Die 9egislatur bon
California I'M @cgriif lit. cine 9nnbs
Viit arslmehmen. Die b%nuptiddlid
Qe9cr Sapnncr 9erihtet iii. Cars
NnoerlDn. Der bisber I%ptid)aftcr in
Sotio MAR. bat &rIiioent 8ilion mad
1cincr Niiftebr feline I~uftporiun9 9cs
mnd)t unb ibn mitgctbcilt. baB or MIDI
ipicbcr anf Der Soften 5uriidfebrcn
nlod)Ic.
ScrN y. Snliipan crbalt cine
Sincfmrc.
Serrb =. Sullipdn . Soma iuurSc
bcitic gu cincm Der General Nbid,dsc,
i'm Meip Yprfcr SolibnlIc ernnnnt.
iuuS elmer ser bclten Soften i'm SdlaBi
amt lit.
Splncubc @rncnnlu9en ipurSer
bonn Erdiiccntcn bcute Dem Scnai
5uecltclit:
@cucrnl gbiNdtcr I'M Neiu 9orfcl
3clbnus. ScrrD y. Sulipan bon
Solpn.
3ollobIdGbcr IN Tbilabclpbia,
@m. W. Stopper.
3pIlcinuebmer i'm ~Sipeiien SiiIrifl
bon @iScpnIin, Serbert 81. Manion.
&iilis aricgsictrctdr. Scnrp 6,
4rcfcnriogc pom &cntndy.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22
Aus Der Gmisrn Staht.

9cbensenersie bcs 81.
Eaters. Gr crbult iih luiebcr SIT.
iebenos. - Setri dttlihc slbmabme
Der Snnsementsiinbnns. gempes
ratur nprmal. = GrfmnSismnss.
s%elesramme aus alien gbeilcn Der
Welt. = 5eierlihe HOutififaimefe
inn 2atcran.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22

Spnbom, ben 2t. sipril 10. -
Sas Id)onc Seim bes YnrlnmcntSs
@itslicoeS Ybi.ipp on eros, ct. 9eos
narb'S OIL Sea bel Sairinas. purbe
BON Snffra8etten in cinen Nihcs uub
SriimmcrbalfAl pcripanbclt. sic bc<
9niigtcn lid, niht ollein bamit. baS
itDnc @ebdnbe in Sranb an. itcden.
ionbcru bruhtcn audi mebrere Spnaz
mitbomben Sur @rpipiion. 2aS &C.
bdlibe mar mbelpobnt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22

Yraincnt 9Siiiun plant N~cnoernnScm.
Collar : Eplitit" gcseititper
Sic. Nmrrifa nni5uacbcn. - Jtcd,ic
Der @inselnaatcn iollcm se'uaprf
bleiben. - Neuc @rnenlthitgen. -
Mpurc'S Gntlafmng.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22
Moore cntlahen.

Yrof. 8iGis g. Ioorc, Gbef ocs
Sunbess @ctterburcals icit Dem Sabre
1895 purbe seItern BON SrdiiSent
&ilion llimmariid icincs Imtcs cnts
boben. Ior &ur5cm ipuroe Die 8cii9s
nation @ioorc's, ipeld)e am 81. Slilt IN
Strait treten iolte, accepticrt. ienof
naf ciiler llntcriudung Ieiner ats
Seblid,cn Semiibunaen, Ifcrbdn@
Scfretdr I'M aceenlpdrti9cn aabinett
81 iperben. iollen lid llnregelmdbi9s
feiten b%erausgeitelt baben, 10 oab
%rdiibcut @ilion seitern Die &eiisnaz
tiou nblcbnte uno Yrofeilor Wfoore
flir5erbnnD aus benz Imte entities.
Spdtcr ipnrbc Die I~ngele9enbcit Dem
Suiti5s Scpartement bcbnfs Inter
iud,rn9 iiberseben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22
friehe enhlidJ in 5iht.

Sebcrmann 5eist iih nadsiebis. -
Inf Huflanb bat N%iuntenesro aba
seifiittelt. - Giue Scrsiitung fir
@ersidt anf Stntari. - @aifen-
itiaitanS.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22

Sm Sonnia9 iauo cine ipahre
@olfcrponbcrnng nah Dem Satifau
itatt. 3nnpcrtc bon Ycripnrn ipras'
den 0 uno idlrieben lid, IN baS
Nprtlcsnng dni Der II. Scitc.(
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22

kr fatbo.
oiuetlihen
fner @r0Be,
81 ipeuiger
+. nm cine
: a3euteu.
leu b on bee
&ibretbe AT
ED,
10 MINI
pieics Slatt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22

Hom, 21. Ipril. - Sic beutiscn
Serldbtc ilbcr pas 9efinbcu bcs Sl.
SntsrS beIu9cn. ba6 feline heior9nib=
erreacnnen Spmptomc auftrdtcn. @es
pirb bemcrtt, bag in pcn
lesteu bier 5agen tein Sisbcc iid1
5eigtc unS ba6 auc9 Die erid6nIcnbem
9nltenanfdlle beDeaienb ieltcncr inc.
Die Sni5ilnopng De; Srpndicu lit fat
9arS uerlfipunben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22

(6ortieeuns auf Der ~. Scitc.)
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22
Ginise Iorlasen.

Gincn bcftiscn gnsriff gcsen bic
Yreiie mahtc I'M Gougreb Senator
Morris, ais er sic Gorld9e n%nterbrcis
tete. bic es ben 3citungen bes Siltrif@
tes Columbia perbieten ioQ, Gin5ele
better ilber @erbrcd,er. llneliifsfGlic
unb Samilicns Sraaobicn 5u peroffcnts
lihen. Scuator SusbeS beantraete,
DAP es Sr. Nriebmanu scitattct lcin
ioQ. IN Waibinaton Su pratti5ieren.
obne lid Der fir g~usldnber .por9es
ihriebenen Eriifun9en 5u unter5ieben.
- ltnb i'm Sauie beantragte Senrp
(Seras) cine Sia sur I%menbiruug
oe5 Mntie Sruit9eieses babin. hdB ges
nan Icitgcitellt iperoe, mas Gin Srult
lei. 81 crfldrfe. ba6 ieiu Mrncnbez
nicut acseu Die .@ernunitrescl. bss
Sbcrgrrtuhfs gcrittfef fcT. getSe
5dirler biclten nlir fllr5e Sibungcn
unO berta9ten lid, biz @ontag.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1913-04-22
Cube bes &offce= 5rmft.

Ser Inti@ Sruitpro5e6 Der Resies
ring ge9en ben braiilianiiden @alpris
iutionss Rlqn obcr &affeesS ruit miro
bon @cnerul Intpalt Mc9tepnplbS in
ipcnigcn Sngen 5uriifge5osen ipcrben.
lpcil Die braiilinniihe Hesicrung Die
beitimmte @criiderin9 gegeben bat.
raB bie in Sem 9orf aclagerten 900,s
600 Saf 3affcc i'm @erthc bon $10.z
100000 perfauit iporpen icien. @drc
Dies nidt geid,ebcn, 10 niirben Die
Ser. Stdaten infer chem pom lebten
Gongre6 ansenommcncn @ciee bered,s
tiat 9eipeieu iein. ben aaifce nit Be-
lhiag Su belegen.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1913-04-10
More
Civil Service
Appointments

The establishment of the Parcel
Post has greatly increased the work
at the Postal Department. Thou
sands of additional Civil Service
appointments will be necessary.
The opportunities for positions in
the Civil Service were never bet
ter.
Civil Service positions are desir-
able because the hours for work
are not too long. salaries are good
and certain and promotions are fire.
quent.
The greatest number of appoint
ments will be made in the POst-Of-
flee Service, paying from 5000 to
$500 and more per year; the r.
F. d, Service. paying $1,10O per
annum to standard routes and the
Railway Mail Service, paying from
$500 to $500 per year.
Any American over Is years of
age who passes the U. S. Civil Ser
vice examination is eligible to one
of these positions. The l. c. S.
Service Course instructs you how to
meet the requirements OF the Civil
Service examination in any branch
of the Government work.
Mark and mail the coupon below
and We will send you a booklet CIV
ing names of l. c. S. students who
are holding Civil Service positions
at good pay. We will also tell
you how you, too, can enter this
profitable field of employment.
Mark and Mail the Coupon NOW
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1913-04-10
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

Notice Is Hereby Given. that the
Board of County Commissioners OF
Whatcom County, Washington, VIII
receive bids for improving with
CONCRETE $500 feet of the
NORTH WEST DIAGONAL ROAD
under the provisions of Chapter 80,
Laws of 1911; said improvement
to be made in accordance with the
plans and specifications on file IN
the office of the County Engineer
of Whatcom County, Washington.
All bids submitted must be seal
ed and marked bid for Improving
North West Diagonal Road" and
will be opened and considered at
the hour of o'clock P. NJ, ON
Friday, April 25th, 1913; the Board
reserving the right to reject any
and all bids.
This Improvement to be paid lot
from the Permanent Highway f'uhd
of the State of Washington. the
contract to be completed by Octo-
Der LIST. 1913.
In Testimony Whereof, l have
hereanto set my hand and afflxed
my official seal as Clerk of SAID
Boa I'd. this Bird day of April, A.
D., 1913.
WILL D. WALLACE,
County Auditor of Whatcom
County, Washington, and Clerk OF
the Board of County Commission
ers of said county.
j(SEAL) cat
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1913-04-10
ORDER.
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
THE STATE OF WASHING
TON, IN AND FOR THE
COIrNTY OF NrIIArCnnI

L
THE STATE OF WASHING
TON. IN AND FOR THE
COUNTY OF WHATCOM.
In the Matter of the Estate O,
Bernard Colligan, Sr., Deceased
ORDER.
Bernard Colligan, Jr.. admins
traitor herein, having filed and pre.
scented in the above named court
his final report and petition for dis
tribution in this estate,
1T is ORDERED that Monday.
the 2sth day of April, 1913. at
$50 A. M, be and is hereby an
pointed for hearing said final re-
port and petition for distribution
1T is FURTHER ORDERED tina
all persons interested in the estate
of Bernard Colligan, Sr., Deceased
be and appear before the said Su-
perior Court in Department No. .
at the Court House in the CITY of
Bellingham on Monday the 2sth day
of April, 1913, at $3.50 A. M then
and there to show cause why final
distribution should not be approv
ed and the said estate distribut
ed to Bernard Colligan, Jr., of Dry
ad. Washington, Miss A. Colligan.
Chicago, Illinois. and John Colligan
of Walla Walla, Washington, as the
sole heirs at law of the deceased
Bernard Colligan, ST., and that a
copy of this order be published ono
week for four successive week
before the date of said hearing in
The Lynden Tribune. weekly news
paper printed and published in
Whatcom County, Washington
Done in open Court this oath day
of March, 1913.
WILLIAM H. PEMBERTON.
Judpo
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1913-04-10
No. PAL.
NOTICE
IN THE JUVENILE COURT OF
WHATCOM COUNTY,
WASHINGTON.

IN THE JUVENILE COURT OF
WHATCOM COUNTY,
WASHINGTON.
In the Matter of the Welfare of
Fred Brown. a Minor. Notice.
To Charles Brown, father, and
to all other persons claiming right
to the custody of said child:
You, and each of you, are here
by notified that on the 18th day
of March, 1913, complaint was
filed in the above entitled court al
leging that Fred Brown is an "a
bandoned child; that ON the 18th
day of May. 1913. at $50 a. m.
before the Honorable William II
Pemberton, judge of said court,
in his court room in the Court
House, in the City of Bellingham
Washington, will come on to be
heard the matter of the dependency
of said Fred Brown, and you are
hereby notified to be and attend
such hearing and show cause, if
any there be, why the said child
should not be committed to the
Washington Children's Home So
ciety.
WITNESS the Honorable William
II. Pemberton. judge of the above
entitled court, and seal of said
court.
SAMUEL f. LEITCH,
Clerk of the Juvenile Court of
Whatcom County. Washington. by
! Alithea Adams. Deputy.
First Publication March 90 last
Publication April 10. mch2O-4t
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1913-04-10

When you run out of letter heads, en-
velopes, statements. bills. business card
telephone The Tribune job department.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-12-05

the old lady amt right either, but how
old woman makes up her mind to do
thing. there amt no use arguing
with her about it. i seen that at the
time. l didn't know her as well as
do now, but was wise to that all
right.
"Nels, my friend" continued the
janitor, after a few reflective puffs at
his pipe, Pm going to give you some
good advice. take back what I've
been saying about them frugal habits
Of yours. Go right on nourishing your
self with cold water and cabbage
soup. Stick to that red vest and
bottle green coat of your grand-dad-
dy's and save money; then you go and
take trip back to the old country
and give the girls there a chance at
you You've got to a marrying age
now and some female or another is
going to cop you out sure, SO you
might as well take the curse on as
far as you can by going where your
wife can leave her relations matter
OF two or three thousand miles be-
hind her II my wife's aunt was in
Scandahoovia or Shanghai, I'd be a
happy. carefree man this minute, but
having her as close as Indianapolis
and knowing that any time a year,
she may hop on the train and come
to see us is quinine in my whiskey
and hair in my pipe; it's q thought to
chill hot victuals and make my feath-
er pillow feel like gunny sack full
Of half bricks: 1t puts an ache in
my bones and fever in my brain,
makes the cold sweat stand out on
my forehead and fills my mouth with
dust and ashes. It's fierce!"
The janitor shook his head mourn
fully. You wouldn't have thought 1t
was dust and ashes in my mouth this
evening. though" he went on. You'd
have supposed 1t was butter that was
due to stay there until l swallowed II
whole or spat II, out. There she sits,
looking like Philippine curio in a
missionary museum, with her old gim-
let eye boring into my depraved and
degraded soul. and me feeling as II
I was the biggest mistake in a small
size that ever happened. Me. with my
forty-two inch chest and my noble and
commanding presence! Me that's re
duced the arrogantest tenant to hum
bleness! Me. Mike, limp as a lunch
counter dishrag. picking and sorting
out my words and smiling till my
cheeks is stiff while she's asking my
wife II drink as much as ever.
81 hate fool says she.
They're sure poor company for an
intelligent person, ma'am. says l.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-12-05

judges use their brains constantly
and with great concentration. and are
at the same time relieved of worrying
about their material welfare
Worry hastens death, but hard men
tai work is tonic and life-strength-
ener. II you want to live to good
old age, use your brain. Mental ex-
ercise keeps the brain well supplied
with blood. With the source of vi
tai energy well nourished, it acts as a
tonic to the whole system. Those, ON
the other hand, who are deficient in
mental exercise deprive their brains
Of sufficient blood supply.
The same study which found judges
doing their best work between sixty
five and eighty, cited the English ag-
ricultural laborer, who, after life of
hard. outdoor work, but practically
without intellectual exercise, frequent
ly goes to pieces between the ages of
sixty and seventy. For most people
bit of serious meditation or concen-
trated thought would prove a more
vigorous tonic than physical exercise.
Work your brain hard and keep
young. Any man who devoteo himself
to serious thought without worry
about the future will be more produc-
tive Of a high order of work in his
last years than at any earlier period.
|Leslie's.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-12-05
The Basement
Philosopher
(copyhsht. 1913. b. ". c. ch.pu.n)
gy KENNErr HARRIS

With dragging footstep and gen.
eral air Of lassitude, the janitor en-
tered the boiler room and seated him
self In the dilapidated rocker near
the furnace, first ejecting his Scandi-
navian assistant who had been doing
In that particular seat. He did this
by fitting the chair abruptly forward
and sliding the stupefied underling on
to the cement floor.
rs that the way you watch the
gauge. you tow-headed. milky-eyed
mutt?" the janitor demanded He
rolled some cut plug tobacco between
his horny palms and grimly surveyed
the muttering northerner. who was
slowly gathering his sprawled person
into an upright position. That's your
class engineers certificate, is it. you
dumb, dopey square-head! Whose al
cohol lamp have you been getting to
now. I'd like to know? Can't turn my
back for a pleasant evenings visit
with my wife's wealthy relations with
out you curling your big, ugly carcass
up In my chair and snoring like a
drove of hogs, can /? Let me catch
you at 1t again and I'll take that slice
bar and make you see your native ror-
ing-boring Alice. Everything's all
right, is it? Lucky for you it is, or
I'd not let you sit In the wheelbar-
row."
The janitor crammed his tobacco
into the. bowl of his pipe lit it and
emitted smoky sigh. Il feel little
better now" he said, with an abate-
ment of his truculent tone. Forgive
my harsh words, Nels, my friend; but
have been tried. sure have. Five
minutes ago / was wearing a clean
collar and using stiff, starched and
hand polished conversation to
leathery. elderly lady that amt got
no more use for me than pig has
for pink parasol. She's got an idea
that my wife might have done con-
siderable better than what she did
when she married me. don't say
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-12-05

m glad to see you realize it,
she says. but l doubt II you'll ever
improve much for all that
Wouldn't that jar you? It's well
I'm reasonable manor I'd come out
yours to get even. And two days
more OF it to enjoy! If it was just
her talking-just her!
who is it? wonder at you now,
as little sense as l know you've got
Do you suppose any human hundred
and-ten-pound, vinegar-tongued harri-
dan could hand me out spiel like.
that and get away with it? Not onA
your picture postcard. It's -mone.C
that's talking. Nels, my friend; money
in the bank. drawing four per cent
interest, and when money talks, you've
got to scoop your hand behind your
ear and listen with respectful atten-
tion. No, Nels, it amt just my wife's
aunt that's insulting me. It's her saw
ings account and a municipal bond
and farm mortgage and house
and lot, and I'll take a good deal OF
bawling out from them sort of things
II I've a chance of getting my mitts
on 'em in due course of time
But them two days is the limit,
said the janitor, knocking the ashes
out of his pipe. IF she was the wealth
of the Indies and the United States
treasury vaults, I'd have her trunk in
the wagon the day after tomorrow
She's got forty-six hours-twenty-
seven hundred and sixty golden min
utes to take me by the ears and rub
my face in the mud. and then, the
stuff's off. Pm patient man when
I've got to be, but there's q point
when rise up on my hind legs and
show 'em what's what If I've got to
smash every dish on the table and
wake up the folks in the next block
Seven twenty-five Wednesday morn
ing and the place is clear of her
Unless" added the janitor, after a
moments pause, unless she concludes
to stay few days longer"