Tombstone epitaph., 1913-04-27

The Phoenix Republican says: Unless the legislature be- hayes itself it will have the full of sixty days On the other hand understand Governor Hunt will allow time of for good conduct and double time for hard
 And now the scientists tell that when think have cold just recovering from In other words, we don't know have until begin get we'll While this isn't perfectly clear there little comfort in the idea
 An exchange remarks system of spelling al- lows each individual wide of choice Something of this kind has existed long but somehow has been considered desirable accomplishment
 Department clerks Washington endeavorng get bill through providing for the retirement pen sons of government employees who have served Der of years in the go.ernmen employ As things s.and employees retained until they die though able to do any work On the basis efficiency this policy nsupporabe There then the alternatives o of dis charging superannuated employees and compelling them to hunt yhood best they ban retire them according well devised system upon pension that will least keep them from the poorhouse Probably there will be little dissent the proposition that the latter the best It really though this matter the could afford to both just and generous
 There are 1000 males to 900 females in the world And still there are those who would tax the bachelors.
 Mir Wilson refused join anaristocratic club in Wash lngton He going to be too busy to be arlstocratc
 Senator worsley has introduced bill in the legislature providing that the establish loan agency loanin money farm lands for establishing smeter aud for the state owning and operating saw mill If the printing bill becomes law many Arizona newspapers will necessarily be ready to apply for state loans.
 The state prison Lansing Kan burned last week and the state adminsratlOn expect 10 near complaints the inmates that the place needs more fire escapes,
 Under the United States immigration laws of the Engss sfrsgees who have been jail settle this country. We find things to be thanful for every day
 The Daughters of the American Revolution still have their fighting blood up.
 Ladies' April soth will be your last opportunity reg ser of country and state If registered you will have the opportunity cancel rather offset the male bped husband otherwise whom you may think has perverted political views and you will the ether hand be enabled increase the strength of those whom believe be in the right.
 Whew! Brother Dunbar of the Democrat sends in the following editorial broadside Many hearts stood the quarter deck of the Titanic and sang Nearer My God to Thee that monster sinking into the wild Atlantic So it with Arzona-many patient and gallant stand ing the deck of the sinking ship of sinking "Fare we'll, Vain World Let the D-d Thing Sink they grad ualy watch the old hulk diving and pngng into the muddy waters of incompetency and extravaganza"
 The Republican says "If all the bills which have been introduced into the legislature making appropriations for the sinking of experimental wells passed the of Arizona will be made to look like pepper box. So will the treasury of Arizona be given that appearance.
 Eevry county in Arizona is increasing in wealth and population ard before endcg of 1914 this state will have sooooo people and assessment roll of s4oooooooo
 There possibility that the legislature may get through within two weeks. That is good news
 New York paper commenting the fact that no less than added the books of the United States last suggests that should have sorshp of laws If needed for moving pictures and pays they certainly much needed for those laws which create crimes But then the lawmakers believe that they specially appointed to morals.