davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-11-14

fiery eczema, sores, rash, letter,
blotches, inhamed or irritated skin,
Affections sores blotches. and itching
scalp. 1t cures dandrun completely, since
dandruf is nothing but eczema OF the scalp.
ZEMO is wonderfully refreshing to
the skin. 1t is clean. antiseptic So
luton, not paste. cream or ointment.
The first application gives blessed re-
lief ZEMO has been initiated. but
positively never equalled.
"It is impossible for me to do Jus
tice in recommending ZEMO, because
words cannot express its wonderful
achievements" II. A. Stierlin. Supt
Electrotype Dept. Sanders Engraving
Co. st. Louis, Mo.
Your druggist VIII sell you a Csc
sealed bottle of ZEMo. and will guar
antee It, or il Win be sent direct on
receipt OF price by Z. w. Rose Medi-
cine Co, st. Louis, Mo.
Sold and guaranteed in Barre by the ksd
Cross Pharmacy.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-02
LATE NEWS

DOy5 Iuu ONCI ny duLO IuCh VI Al
mOur Packing Co. driven by Geo.
Smith. Probably fatal
Springfield, IIl.-AIbert Kammerer,
local druggist, laid unconscious near
Iy ten hours in unoccupied room.
Died when taken home. Mystery.
East ST. Louis.-Three of the
young women who served on first
woman's jury in Southern Illinois
have received proposals of marriage.
They are Ruth Brown, Ruth Little
field and Emma Mitchell. Won't an
swer because they don't know the
men.
Washington.-Shorn of Bryan pro-
teCtOrate scheme, Nicaraguan treaty
will be favorabIy reported to senate.
Treaty gives to U. S. for 100000
perpetual right to build the Nicarau-
qua canal and SO year lease of naval
bases on Fonesca Bay and at Great
Corn and Little Corn Islands.
Boston.-Great damage done by
electrical storm today. Three
churches, school house and several
dwellings struck by lightning. Fire
and police signals put out of order,
water mains smashed and streets
strewn with tree branches.
Washington.-Judge Chambers will
leave for Chicago tomorrow to take
federal action in matter of employees
of Chicago Belt and the Western In
diana Railways. Strike of conduc-
tors and trainmen on Southern Pa
cific is also threatened. Judge Cham
bers will go to st. Louis from Chicago
to. mediate between employees and
managers on st. Louis & Southwest
ern and Cotton Belt Rys. Engineers
and firemen on Central Vermont
have delivered strike UItimatum.
Calumet, Mich.-FoIIowing abso-
lutte quiet in copper country, where
$4,000 miners are on strike, stems
taken today to recall state troops
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-02

air concert given by First Regt. band
of Detroit. State officers of Ameri-
can Federation of Labor will arrive
tonight to investigate reported dis
orders. Hearing of strikers charged
with rioting set for Aug. 8,
Washington.-Senate foreign re-
lations committee will hear all Mex
-ican factions next Wednesday. Amer
lean interests will also. present argU-
ment. The anti-HUeTtaists will asks
for strict neutrality by U. S.
Springfield, III.-A. D. Cash, Chi
cago, came here to refuse job at head
of new state highway commission.
Gov. Dunno got him to change his
mind. Will take job and stick until
board gets state organized and sys-
tenn organized.
MOTHER FAINTS AND HALTS
MURDER TRIAL OF SON
The trial of Fred Davey, one of the
three youths charged with the muir
der of Bernard Cannon April II last,
was stopped today when Attorney
Charles Erbstein turned to the jury
and said:
Can you picture this boy, this
slender child, hanging at the end of
a hangman's rope in the county jail,
and call that justice?"
Mrs. Mary Davey, the boys mother,
was sitting near the rail. The attor-
ney's words brought up a picture be-
fore her own mind. She screamed
and fell fainting to the floor.
The courtroom was crowded with
women relatives of the prisoner.
They broke into hysteTical shouts
that the bailiff found impossible to
quiet.
Fred Davey, James Kinsella and
Edward DoUgherty, the three boys
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
INCREASES EGG YIELD
Salt in Proper Quantities Of Ma
terial Benefit to Hens.
Food Prepared for Human Taste VIII
Mineral u Not Injurious or Repel-
lent to Poultry Result New
York Station.

1t Is tradition that salt Is crayed
| BY, and Is beneficial, to all domestic
and many wild animals. with the OK
ceptlon or poultry, and that to these II
Is poison That In large quantities
this is true il an Hndoubted fact. as
has often been tested.
Some years ago the writer was quite
hofrifled upon going to the barnyard
ono afternoon to find a dozen or
more fne hens lying about dead. In
looking for the cause OF this sudden
mortality one OF the cows messes
was found to be uneaten, and close
examination showed that the attend
ant. either through ignorance or care
lessness, had dumped upon IL pint OF
salt--too much to be relikhed even
By bossy and after the cattle had
been turned into the pasture. the
chickens, that had free range. discoy-
cred the bucket Of bran. and ate from
It freely. and 70 rapid was the action
OF the salt that some hens died but
few feet away. An examination of
the crops confirmed the gupposllfon
that 1t WAS the heavily sailed bran
that had proved fatal says writer in
tho Farm Progress
That food aalted to the human taste
is not. however. Injurious or repeL
lent to poultry of nearly alI kinds
Is proved by tho avidity with which
the latter cat and thrive upon the
table scraps, which include, besides
bread and meat. al kinds Of vege-
tables and bite Of pastry Close OBJ
servers contend that chickens, espe.
ciaily. seem 10 need small quantities
OF sRlt In their food, and when given
chance. viii prefer this to unsea.
soned grain.
What the exact effects OF the slight
~ saIted ration might be on the gem
erai health anl pfoanctivcness Of hens
was undo the subject OF experiment
two oF three years ago at the New
| York experiment station.
Thn feeding triad was made upon q
dozen mature hens. especially 10 a.
eerlaM TIE approximate limit Of the
iaedsag, For enc lot III hens salt was
mixed Ia the food N Increasing guam.
tiles. day after day. until 4 WAS fed
4 somewhat moro than six-hundreaths
X I'm onnce per fowl or about one.
ialf Pint PEI day for 100 hens. More
hnn ghls produced aiairboea Ia some
hich disappeared when the cxccss 81
m vas withdrawn
gha tesi saB mails ID the unpFo-
aetlve time 81 The year. hut an I'm.
xpectsd and gratifying resuit WIS
aas sloaA,se tise srsfeDer - cEga were
Ala 81 tie htais fea On rather oyor
He'd food than Is any ether dozen
oela fed or Bnssaeened grain ana
her fatlona
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
srk9Ys TO DEsIKvI mEEDs
Application Of Destroyer Should Be
Made on Hot Days-Exerelse
Care IN Handling polsono.

By JULIUS KRDMAN, Colorado Agri-
cultural ColleGe.l
It is a rather tedious ptoces0s and
hard on tools to remove weeds or
grass from walks BY hoeing or cutting
them out between the stones but
there are number Of chemicals or
sprays which can be used with good
success.
I. Salt. Take one pound OF salt to
one gallon OF water. boil and apply
while still hot. or dry san may be
used and then watered in; but tsiis
Will color the walk more or less and
is not quite 50 effective.
2. Crude carbolic acid, one-half
ounce OF the liquid to one gallon Or
water viii also destroy ants
8. Sulphuric acid. four-fifths ounce
Of the acid to one gallon Of water.
Best applied with a wooden pail
4 Take one pound OF powdered
arsenic to three gallons Of cold wa
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

DApHNE' HOPE BOX
A Feminine Conceit and Joke
That Led to Much Pleas
ant Gossip.
By SELMA LILLIAN HIGGINS.


How very nice OF Nellie said
Mary Lincoln. as she and her best
friend Daphne Willis, parted at the
village post Office after receiving and
opening two boxes. exactly alike
The lace IS exquisite. spoke
Daphne. elancfng with taste and plcSs-
IRE over the Geek collar neatly done
Up In tissue paper with dainty
sachet bag beside t. Nellie 10 very
thoughtful
TheY had been great friends. those
three All through NeIlies engage
mcnt Mary and Daphne had bsen cloa.
est to her Or her many acuuaintances.
She had promised not to forget them
when sae reached the city on her wed.
ding tour Now Nellie had redeemed
her promise.
7 shall wear the collar at the reg
ular club party next week. said
Mary, You win be there. Baphne2
4 think not. NY aunt Is not very
well, you know. and needs me most
OF the time Besides and Daphne
gave nervous laugh, Il fear am
getting past The party age, MARY
eNcnsensef cried her devoted
friend. 'TweRty-three. and YOU look
aike sixteen It's just the breaking W
Of our old circle that gives you the
blues Now you wear that handsome
collar lace always becomes you.
Don't 20 giving II away. AZ you usuni.
" do everything that anybody ask
you for
"Oh. / ahail not 40 that" declared
Daphne. III viii always be a tender
reminder Of our dear Nellie | shall
put Il away Ia my hope box
Just here Mary made pretenae of
ClInehing her preity pink and white
fists and grinding her pcarIy teeth ID
q felnt of the mont dreadful rage.
Daphne Willis" ehe scoIded sc-
verely. II even happen across that
hope box or yours, III III stamp on
It: yes. Will The iaaal yon keep
ing 4 hope box. az II you were soma
fading OIL maid with yellow teeth and
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
Hurting IN Packs. They 20 lncai1uia-
Bic Damage 80 Sheep snd Other
Live Stock Of FarmsFs.

There ii no Wild animal IN Africa
which deals ont such Wholesale de.
tsruciion to certain kinds 81 game as
the hunting dog Leopards have been
known 70 Be chased up trees; hyenas
have baen fonnd ii process or being
naobbcd 70 death: tho lien himself.
when found solitary. IL sometimes
pursued By pack
Bush pirate aud IahmneI AZ he II,
strangely enough toward man tito
hunting dog seems u hetray little or
no Aggressive tendency
Wandering about IN banda Over
huge areae Of Wild country. and SCI
dom remaining more than 4 FEW days
IL sny ono locality the hunting dog Il
probably Tess frequently encountered
ban any other Kind 81 carniyore. are
therefore Ia Toes degree than any1oih
Is has he the experience 81 man and
als ways There "a At least 40 doubt
lnRf whom this experienced has been
scaairce f0w creatures show fnofe
haste II escaping frcai mans pras
cree on diaplay fnore Intelligence Ia
doing 80. But II ahere n lisgie eronnd
~ complaint against bisn a. regards
man personally 4 - q very Different
natter where the sailera Socks and
1eris ara concerned
Mhea the farmer agsl hcrlna to
srsze Tia sheep IA il via country. ona
i he chief 4 aot root dsneer
ns ~ hia enepiea l the hurting dog.
iaeepinH aowr afou s.ank, pack
i thfe nainlals Nili il 5 very feA
aiBHts ehlireiY sAnlailsie r. illiiins
nd rgsdlng nDrnrepiy or she mere
kisaauFr of delne Sid thrn hasinR
rnplrsed ths aiaaghtsr aiil Prob
bly ha miles awa natins ihe
aBe deatSnctia,i elaevhsFe. efe tl1f
rate sner aaa hla friea9g hare tie
0afii4e siron the ranc
4 lfe9 crusade asainvt thesa ia
'age calony feestlsea "a length ir
hAir virtual agglNctipn III tho eftiiet
aisss but n AT the Nllaer CORNERS c
louth Africe The sape sssns slll zoe
d, and fAida uFon siail hsfds
aiisn goal1 and sheep are every
whore where These rssta czis
aackxood's Magazine
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11


For man to write we'll. there nj
required three neceasariaa
ia read the best authors. observe
the list speakers and much exercise
Of hiRSown style.
In style. 10 consider what ought %
Do written. and after what manner.
He must ilrst think and excogitate hts
matter. then choose his words and
examine the weight Of either Then
take care HI placing and ranking both
matter and words that the compost
tion be comely, and to do this With
diligence, and often
No matter how GLOW the styieibe az
lIrsk 20 e be lahofed and accurates
seek the beat. and be not glad Of the
forward conceits or ilrst words that
olfer themselves 10 us. but Judge OF
What We invent and order what We
approve
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

ter. boil and stir veil. Then add
seven gallons 81 cold water With two
pounds Of gal soda
s. Limo and sulphur. ten GALLONS Of
water twenty pounds Of auickllas
and two pounds OF -four Of sulphur
ARE lioIled IN an iron vessel After
settling, the clear part Is dipped Off
and used when needed
There are also a number 81 com
msreial weed killers in tho market
which can be bought at seed stores
applications OF weed destfoyers
should best be made on hot dag.
or right after a rain. with Watering
pot (sprinkler). and one good apsl
cation is usually sufficient for lhs
season As the most Of them contain
poison, either arsenic or acids great
care should be ezereised IN handliag
them
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

Two months later Dapnnes aunt
lied. II was natural that Miss Daily
should ask her 10 make her home
with her This she did. and Daphne
onad herself Installed at Merton.
Il have often thought OF Tie we'd
LAG you wrote me about observed
Daphne, the FIRST evening Of her ar
rival
Oh, did never write youl1 ex-
claimed Miss Daily. 1.-THE match was
|brDken OF. We got up quite nands
some outfit for Lima Temple. She
never used 1t. for she eloped with a
circus performer two days before the
date for the wedding
rAnd Mr. Harness. inquired Daphne.
Il think. secretly, be was relieved,
for the girl was not Of his class
headstrong, capricious. al for tinseI
and glitter. lie acted the man com.
oletely. however lie followed the
lopers made sure that the new hua-
band would be good to The wild. an.
uiored girl, and, they Eay. even start-
d him IN new business
OF course. Daphne met Paul Barnes.
md there seemed to spring up mu-
nal interest between them Ons eve
ing as he stood at TIE garden gate,
he tender Influences Of the sweet
June night seemed 10 bind him lin
eringiy to tho spot
You are a good friend, Mics VIII
ig he said. II meyer told you, but
have heart OF your kind thought ID
make happy the young lady al one
inc thought to make my wife"
And yon are good man, Mr.
iafnes," replied Daphne With genuine
impulse. although She flushed triac
consciously IL wap 4 noble thought
. strive to guide her unlusored steps
right"
Shall VIC walk 10 tic lake and
laek? II II such beautiful evening.
3e suggested. aud there WAS strange
vistfel tfemor ii his voice
The mooniit shadows lcngthenine
9n tho long. d0wy arasa. the Iaoly starr
hiring down through the iacolikc
niAtiaess Of The enraptured might
Daphne listened to words that rang IA
rue their echo thriIita ana fingered
sven as she came hack 70 the house
aer heart beating With me ioy Of q
aewfound happiness. her face radt
ant with teiitala biuEhea
She vent np to who're Miss Daily
80 and put her arms around her end
"a her conscious face Ola her shout
der.
Dear cousin. she whispered you
told me you had stored my old hope
hox in The garrett
TYea, dear, replied Miss Dalby,
smiling wisely.
n should like to have IL back sgain.
Il you please. snid aweet Daplino
wfiiia
Copyright laiS by W q, chacmans
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

alifornla Man Fists upcn Apparatus
Tor differentiation 81 Rodents
While II TIER Nesta

Al entirely neW aeyice for kiAlut
a6ents secAa q lave been hlt npof
va California tsan, 80 shat u - uecs
tAa pests 81 tasir nasis A large
ask eontaina chemical which 4
afced oOs through d aesihle tabc d
feana % IN mir pump With the tub
4feEding Into The inla she push b..
~ cn top u tie cylinder 81 pressed
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
DIP FOR sCABIEs in CATTLE
Secretary Of Agriculture Amends Or
der BY Permitting Stronger
Solution Of Tobacco.

The secretary or agriculture has
amended Order 14a. effective August
Is. 1913. relating to dips for scabies
In cattle by permitting the use of the
tobacco dip prepared from tobacco
and suitable tobacco products, pro-
vided i containn not less than sever
buadrodths OF one per cent Of Aco-
line Heretofore, the requirements
nave been that the tobacco dip should
contain not less than I've hnndredths
Of one per cent Of Nicotine and two
per cent towers or sulphur The e..
baoco dip Of the new strength need
not contain the sulphur The regula-
ton remains unchanged regarding the
lime and sulphur dip, which may be
used as directed Ia the order.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
DOnT's For HORSE OWNERS
Amonu Other Things Animate sheuld
Not DC Fed Too Much Corn Dur
Ing RIOT Westher Season.
ny i. r. ltoslsiYs IfniveFaity Farm


my II. r. 1f0sfxfNs. University Farm.
~ Paul MIMI
Don't overload your horses.
Don't feed TOO much corn In hot
weather
Don't make any sudden change in
the feed.
Don't keep your horses In poorly
ventilated stables.
Dea't fsed grain TO warm horses.
Give them hay FIRST.
Don't allow the harness, especially
the collar 10 chafe
Don't expect your horses TO relish
their feed. unless the managers arc
clean.
Don't give large amounts Of water
at one time. Small amounts frequent.
~ are much better
Don't give your horses patent medi'
cine that you know nothing about
especially collie remedies.
Don't keep horse going after 1
begins 70 show signs Of exhaustion
You win saye him BY resting Bit
Don't allow your horses too nda
large amount OF wafer OF a
10 the stable very warm.
10 cool on bit FIRST.
Don't allow young hG 40
a vet Of shoes more NO y ns
Have them removed. &hk As " q
elad and tho shoes reset Ii 10 r.
worth 1t. Is
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

The slate production of the United
States Is practically confined to tho
northeastern part OF the country. al
though scattered deposits. more Or
less developed. occur elsewhere, the
eastern slate n shipped 70 supply mar
kets on the western coast as we'll
az In the central and southern parts
Of the country. Pennsylvania IS tho
greatest producer.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

III selecting male hog. good bono
II = very desirable thing 70 look for. A
aeayy boned hog weighs better than
llght boned one. and It's costs no
Aofa to raise him breeding weight
4 tho form 81 bone Is cheaper than
eeaing corn 10 put on fat A good
uned hog il also lesa liable to so
own when finished.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
Increased forest Sales.

In an increase ia timber sales this
year and IN a decrease in receipts from
timber trespass as compared with last
year. national forest officers see a
growing use OF the forests and re-
spect for the federal forest policy
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

says the Popular Electricity. This
conpletea the circuit 81 the battery
ana coil. placed underneath the cyIin-
arr. causing a spark 10 occur at tho
nozzle tip ezplodlng the mixture az
Il passes out OF the tube and forming
gas designed 10 KIN the rodents.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

wrinkied cheeks and ncrawpy neck.
when eve yDody says you grow more
and mora beautiful
That's enough rotorted Daphne.
closing the cherry lips Of her etaunch
champion with a kiaa-.sf know ] nfn
beginning 70 feel very old. and |
think il auty 70 be prepared Il any
likely old hackeIoF~why zee, even
some respectable widnweF should
happen along. you know"
II WAS all q Joke. paphue's hope
boxsa feminine coaceit that aft
nealed 10 Daphne because u led o
pleasant qain and gossip among heF
hfight girl friends ii her own mind
i1apbno geit pretty well convinced that
shp would never marry. she had 4
pleasant, permanent home With hei
aunt. Ehu Ter thai ahe wHs past lhs.
rIyosana age Daphne had oncoun
cred eotne ideals during the years
~ Ahey Md turned cit saTiish and
Foaalc None III them bad ever come
Il % her standard e real uaan
slsF ~hcpa hoxe pas a easinilne0
edar clletl given % ker by deaf
lflead one birthday Daphne has
nlatesi d aiofs II both pretty and
ngs II pleased her auat e
nj sysT cg only her presents bus
etniss ediework of Daphne
elk white har'Tinl uatrloua niece ex.
fneea certain Nrldo 10 earsns
sg fIiaes 70 exhibits e ' siri
lsprs
II waa nearly gfas after ape Wea'
81 1t Nellse ghat Daphne n e'slyad 4
from cousin Who lived e. Mer
II ghy hnd been In correspondence
ealarlg With this relative and sey.
Fai tlites Miss Daily had referred e
nelehbor. iii. Paul Barnes.
II nave great news for vow
sapIsnp GIila last lotieE AZ. = haxa
sEen l6id you what p Me young man
tn sarnRh was Iiis parents lest hlul
,ngta IN estate. aud suppose be gnt
nnelv III lIs0 old heusptaad AZ any
atA ho "A aheut 30 marry. and what
Ia. toa tllinkG BIZ has picked out the
ssofust IN ia the village Il II one
! Ina Temple shc II Wild head'
abrpng Girl aud the whole famlls are
sslars Vt Il seems thai llcf r.
Ased BIS lie boz Paul'a n
agna fellow has a sen.
42 ~ =.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
profItahlo Turkev llena,

Turkey hens are profitable until
lyn years Of age. but II is a good
dian % change the gobblers every
sear 4 requires twenty-eight days
hatch d turkey egs. and seven eggs
i considered d setting The nests
should be on the ground.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

The material taken from lac I'sns
no canal would mabe pile ti Vel
flats the WoolmoFtli hpiliina a es
nfh. aad a50 fact aspeea af
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
He Mlsht "a once.

Az elderly gentleman. a stranger n
New York, and not sure pf his way.
TONED young man on Fifth ayenue
said:
oung man. would ike very
u 10 40 to Central park
e xoNng nan became thou6htfuE
3lnent, ard then. Looking tho
1aRn 10 the fare aalf
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
70 study ForoskrvI

The University Of Washington has
secured the use or two sections Of
and on the Snouualmie national for
eet ia connection with les forestry
courses.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11

Wfnet ti,M
thn fEenvIsar
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Feeas,,to
,aav i
IA seleet II
brInas bss T
nc,as1ev
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deDev Il ol,i
have not vet
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JOB PasNT

BILL HEApa fffI
ENynLoPes HIIs| s
INVITATIONS
POSTERS LE6hI 5
CITY PBic
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1913-09-11
WILD DOGS PEST or AFRICA

Icagy4ieht. iaia y ". q chaDnan,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-01-15
WEATHER FORECAST

Rain tonight and probably
Thursday for Chicago and Woin-
ity; continued warm tonight,
with lowest temperature consid-
erably above the freezing point;
cooler Thursday afternoon or
night; brisk southerly winds to-
night, becoming variable BY
Thursday night,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-01-15

~ AI 2
''Mistah Scarborough, am yo'
mind clear dis mawnin'?" i
''Yaas, Mistah Poindextah, it
am clear gone Why does yo'
ask"
''Becuz All hab a problem to in
suit yo' intelligence wifi. Sup
posin' All had a pint OBJ whisky,
pint OBJ water an pound OBJ
sugar. De sugar won't dissolve in
de whisky, but it will dissolve in
dewater. Now how can Ah-sweet-
en- de whisky wifout usin' de
water?''
What yo' goin' to do wifi dat
problem after yo get de sOIu-
ton
"Ah'm goin' to drink de solu-
ton. Say, did yo' hear about dat
dreadful fight between Mistah
Spoffle an Mistah Nubbin ?"
How disgraceful! All suppose
yo wuz present? ?"
"Yaas. All wuz wifi Mistah
Nubbin. He saw Mistah Spoffle
standin' in front OBJ a barber shop.
Mistah Nubbin rushed up an
pulled Mistah Specifies nose, an
when Mistah Spoffle got insulted
he knocked Mistah Spoffle down
an waltzed on his shirt bosom,
an dis led to alteration.
Shame! Aim surprised at yo'
standin' by an Permittin' it.