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Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
End Liver Trouble | Without CaIomel
Untrustworfhy Drug, Thought Loosen the Teeth Now Made Absolutely Unnecessary.

4 Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets-tae sub Stitute for caIomeI-are e4e mildest but surest laxative known, and their effect pn t--e liver is almost instantane eous: Ehey are the result of pr. Edwards determination not to treat liver and bowel complaints with calome1. pr. Edwards has been calomefs uncom- promising foe. His efforts to banish It brought out these little olive-oil- eOlored tablets. a rare combination of vegetable compounds mixed with olive ci! These pleasant, harmIess little tablets do all the good that calomel does, but have bad after effects. They don't injure the teeth like strong liquids or calomeL They take hold of the trouble and quickly correct it. Why cure the liver at ne expense of the teeth2- Calome1 som etimes plays havoc with the gums. So do strong liquids. It is best not to take calomel at all. but to let Olive Tablets take their place.
 Most Headaches, "dullness" and that lazy feeling come from constipation and disordered liver. Take Olive Tablets when you feel "Ioggy' and ''h heavytSi Note how they clear" the clouded brain and how they pork up" the spirits.
 Al 10c and 25c-a box. Every little Olive Tablet has movement all it's own.
 :. The Olive Tablet Company. Colum- bus, o.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
To Absorb FreckIes
 and Other Blenishes

r Every 5prlng l recelve many letters from girls seeking some reliable recipe for removing freck1es. Last year l advised many to try mercoHzed wax. Such favorable results were reported that this season I have recomm ended nothing else for the purpose. The wax seems to possess unusual properties which completely absorb every freckle. with no harmful erect. The complex ion improves wonderIuny, becoming as soft as q rose petal, and as delicately tinted.
 Get an ounce of mercolized wax at any druggist, spread a thin layer of it over the entire face every night for a while. washing this off in the morning. For rough. red skin. sallowness, black heads. pimples, and all cutaneous b1enishes, this treatment is superior to any that has ever come under my observation.
 Springtime also brings wrinkles to many sensitive skins that are much exposed to winds and changing temper atures- Pour a half pint witch hazel into a basin, then an ounce of powder Bathe the face in this; the effect on a wrinkled skin is remarkable.-Marie Demarest in Ladies Favorfte Maga- zine.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
The Food Drink For All Highly Nutritious md Conv

dead. the good man. crawled under the bed, grabbed it fearfully, rushed to the door with it. kicked 1t down the embankment when it burst and 1t was the last bag pudding.
 The story goes that some travellers called at the old Greenslit Tavern in Howard Valley. now the home of William Nichols. and asked for a mug of flip" and doughnuts a yard long. Mine host told them it would be ready when they were. so when they seat down to the table they were given huge doughnuts fried. in a large kettle of boiling lard, which when uncoiled would measure fully thirty six inches in length. The mugs of flip were foaming hot also; the cider highly seasoned with red peper and made to foam by having the red hot poker thrust into it. just before it was drunk.
 Another Imaginable story about the old Hampton folks relates that one woman was told by her physician that she must take a bath. She re- piled that she had nothing big enough so she sent out and borrowed cheese tub from one of her neighbors. It is not related whether the tub was ever used for cheese making again.
 SARAH JEWETT HOWE.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
CITY BEAUTIFUL ARBOR DAY TEXT
At Talks Schools of the TownLadies of the City Beaut full School Committee Make Suggestion For Neatness and Tidiness Yards and Streets-Schoo Children Promise to Help.

To acquaint the school children of the town with the plan of friendly rf- valry between schools in the matter of keeping yards. buildings. walks, etc. free from papers, waste and litter gen erally, members of the school com mittee of the City Beautiful assoc1a- tion of the Board of Trade, with a number of ladies invited to assist them visited the schools on Friday, Arbor day.
 Broadway School.
 At the Broadway school Mrs. Will liam B. Birge, chairman of the com nittee, addressed the pupils Tn Tour groups, the seventh. and eighth grades the fifth and sixth grades, the nrst, second and third grades and the Kin dergarten.
 l, The following exercises were car ried out in the senior room: Song; Daf- fodils school; Governor Baldwin s Proclamation. Reginald Ashbey; Mes sage from Governor Baldwin, Philips Cook; What Do We Plant When we Plant a Tree, Jennie LowenbergeE; Ine Migration, Florence Smith; remarks, What We May Do, Principal F. L. Newton; song. America, school
 Falls School
 Miss Elizabeth Huntington visited the Falls school Friday morning, ind ing rooms and grounds in excellent condition. The pupils of the four de partments assembled in Mrs F'uIlerS room and listened attentively while Miss Huntington spoke to them on the advantages of clean city
 Broad Street Boswell Avenue.
 At 1O.45 Friday morning Mrs. Will liam A. Norton and Mrs. Gallaudet visited Broad street school, Mrs. Nor ton speaking to the children of the first and second grades, afterwards addressing the older pupils assembled in Miss Carrie E. Stevens room The roll of honor plan was explained and Mrs. Norton gave the interested chill dren some hints on neatness, remind
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Women's Gloves
 SOME OF OUR LEADING VALUES

Womens Dress Kid Gloves our own direct importation, in black, tans and grays-the best Gloves ever sold at the price-65c a pair.
 We show a complete assortment of our famous Duchess Kid Gloves at S1.80 a pair-in black. white tans grays, browns. etc.-the best $1.00 Glove made.
 Women's 16-Button Length Silk Gloves, in both black and white. and in a full assortment of sizes. These are good $1.o0 value according to some tandards-Specia1 price 69c a pair.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19

Boys Negligee Shirts, newest de- signs and colorings, sizes 111s and 14- Prices soc and s10O
 Mems NegIigee Shirts, a splendid range of choice designs and colorings. attached or detached cuffs, sizes II to 18-Prices $1.00, $1.50 and $200
 Fine Mercerized Madras Shirts, plain colors and fancy designs, made with French cuffs and sNnarate collars to match-Prices $1.00 and s1.50
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Home.

Home is a place where man can swear and do other things that were II anywhere else he would be run in Times Union
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Wakina Up the Dead.

Here comes the tariff discussion. Somebody wake up old Ad Valorem, who has been dozing over there in the corner by the stove the last five years They'll want him.-New York Evening Telegram.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Newest Designs in RIBBONS

Our Ribbon Department is parttcu- larly bright and attractive just now with the new Spring Ribbons. The showing comprises plain weaves in all widths, styles and colorings and broad range. of the newest ideas in Fancy Ribbons.
 sa See the black and white stripe and Bulgarian effects at 25c yard.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Small Ware Department

Toilet Outfits. consisting of good quality Tooth Brush and Sanitary Holder, outfit com plete at .....-....... Long Jeweled Chains for Coin Purses, regular price 39c- Special price
 Mating Bags, size 17-inch, with 2-clasps, lock and key, value $1.00-Specfal price. ....
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Wanf QnIx Iohs.

If consistency is really a jewel we are forced 10 the conclusion that very few of our modern statesmen care a cuss for jewelry.-Houston Fest.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Waited for the Price

It will be noted that President Will son didn't join the Chevy Chase Club until after he had received his first pay check.-Boston Transcript
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19

Mems Negligee Shirts, new designs and colorings, just received, sizes 14 to Tour good value at soc.
 Mems Silky Soisettes and Mer- cerized Madras Shirts. good, snappy Spring styles, made with French cuffs s1.o0, s1.50 and $2.0o.
 Mems Silk Shirts, plain colors and striped effects. with French cuffs. cut in good generous sizes, stylish. de- pendable Silk Shirts at s25o and $500.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
kitchenware Department

One-quart Rice Boilers, porce- lain lined, with blue and white enameled cover, value 75c- Wash Boilers, with copper bot toms, size g. value $1.50 at S1.19-size 8, value s1.25- Special price
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Candy Special

Maraschino Cherries, fresh and de- licious-Special price 3Sc a pound, usual value soc.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19

Omaha is trying girls as telegraph messengers
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
CHILDRENs COATS AND DRESSES

Children's Goats in the new Balkan Blouse effects and belted models, sizes 2 to 14 years-Prices $3.98 to S9.eS.
 Many other new styles in Children's Goats.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Mems Rain Coats S4.95
Mems Spring Shirts shesinR cseR's's

All the leading shirt makers sesented showing N
 Shirts We n fewh
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
39c a pair, 3 for $1.1O

Women who like Fine Hosiery should lay in a supply at this time.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-19
Women's Fine Hosiery

1900 pairs of Women's Fine Hosiery, including Black Silk Lisle and some of the finest kinds of Embroidered I4isle Hosiery in a variety of hand some styles--Hosiery that usually sells at soc. 75c and $1.00 a pair-all at
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21
Mr.. 500 Checks Wifes E|opement With Her Affinity

maid. The Chinaman demanded that
his rival return his wife and child
to him. The best he got was a solar
plexus blow, and he went down for
the count. Before he was able to re-
gain his feet the man from Howard
seized him by the queue and swung
him through the air until he grew
tired, and then escaped.
Foy 500 revived a few moments
later and a battle between him and
Mrs. 500 followed over which one
would retain possession Of the half
celestial-half-American baby. The
battle was interesting one and baby
was getting the worst of the affair. A
great crowd gathered, including a few
coppers. They stopped the tug Of war
and locked up Mr.. and Mrs. 500 on a
charge of disorderly conduct, also 500.
Jr. A search was made for Mrs. Soo's
affinity, but he made a successful
getaway.
Half a hundred "chinks" soon ap-
peared at Central station to bail out
the Soos. The pair was released on
forfeits for hearings. but before they
left police headquarters Mrs. 500 and
her devoted husband INDUCED in an.
other hair raising argument in pigeon
Chinese. The result was that Mrs
500 did not return to Chinatown, blu,
was locked up again on a disorderly
charge, along with her baby.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21

on porcupine No. l. The pOrcupine
was crushed beyond Identification but
it died not without glory. Hours
later the ships doctor was still busy
fixing up the officer.
This was but the beginning There
were nine of the sticky little ami.
mails at large and there was something
doing every minute. BY nightfall all
but one had been captured, when
piercing walls from below decks
fioated up through an open hatchway.
Investigation brought to light one Otto
Schultz. man in waiting on the herd
of three elephants. 1t also disclosed
a rumpled and Disguised porcupine.
Otto, having watered his big charges
and seen them safe for the night, had
thrown himself heavily upon a stack
of hay that was his accustomed couch.
The missing porcupine was under the
hay. Every one except Otto was
greatly relieved by the incident
Besides the elephants and porcu-
pines there were five crates of wild
cats, two panthers, four zebras. twelve
crates of monkeys, fourteen crates of
birds and two crates of squirrels.
The most unusual animal il the col
lection was an Australian antelope
ape" strange simian that gallops
and looks much like an antelope when
on the ground, but has a long prehen
sile tail, by aid of which 1t can gal
lop straight up tree and hang from
the branches to mock the pursuing
banana hounds.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21
FELL WITH BLAZING STOVE
Most Remarkable Escape From Seri-
Gus injury by Merry PhiIadeI-
phia (Pa.) Woman.

Philadelphia, Publishing her life
in an attempt to save her home from
destruction by fire the other night.
Mrs. Pearl Williams, of 500 North
Nineteeth street, carried a blazins oil
stove to a second-story window, and
in her efforts to hurl it out lost her
balance and toppled into the street.
The flame from the stove painfully
burned her hands and scared her neck
as 1t was blown back in the rush to
the window, but the fall failed to pro-
duce more than a slight shock
Mrs. Williams started the stove
shortly after nightfall, when a change
of weather brought chill breezes from
the northwest. She was busy with
her sewing, when the s6ve exploded
and became enveloped in flame. With
out an instant's hesitation she grabbed
it up in her arms and with oil burn
ing her hands and neck rushed to the
window She thrust 1t against the
glass and burst out the sash, but in
her haste to drop her perilous burden
she leaned TOO far out and followed
the stove to the ground. Policeman
Clapper, of the Ninth district, saw
Mrs. Williams as she fell and ran to
her assistance, later summoning Po-
liceman Elliott to his assistance. Az
ter examining the house to see that
40 blaze had been started they sent
Mrs. Williams to the German hospital.
where her condition was reported as
not serious.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21
Spanking Ends Romance; Girl, IS, Doesn't EIope

HHICAGO.-Susle didn't elope after
~ all. Instead she is now at home, a
well-spanked girl, who has no such
illusions regarding Joe, the handsome
merry-go-round ticket taker, as she
formerly had
Susie, who is only fifteen years old,
would have had a perfectly success
full elopement, and Joe would not have
been arrested II Susie hadn't failed
to let one OF her little chums in on
the secret.
Her whole name is Susie Doven-
muehm and she lives-more content
eddy now-with her parents at 1881
West Chicago avenue.
1t was just after the first merry.
go-round of the spring had been set
Up at West Huron and North Hoyne
streets. Susie went. So did Irene
Miller, twelve years old, and Marie Co.
misky, of equal age. II was Marie
who threw the monkey wrench in the
machinery of the merry-go-round
elopement. iguratively 'peaking.
Joe-he said his name was Baer-
thought Susie was pretty and said
so. He let her ride free. That very
night Joe took Susie home. Irene
walked with them. but Marie was left
out.
Leaving Marie out was fatal blum
der.
Marie learned that Susie had ar.
ranged to elope to Milwaukee with Joe
the very next night. Indeed, Marie
came to Susie's house as Susie was
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21
MAN MUST SAVE TO GET GIFT
Californian Will Receive 5000 When
He Has Earned and Saved
$1,000.

A California man of thirty has been
left $4,000 by his uncle on condition
that he first earn and save $1,000 OF
his own. Until the thousand is Sc
cured in the manner designated the
bequest will lie dormant.
One is inclined to commend the
Judgment of the uncle. II a young
man has not sufficient will power to
accumulate 1000 he Is not likely to
possess the wisdom necessary to
handle FIVE times that amount handed
to him as a gift.
The world is full Of men whose men
tai vision extends no further than the
next pay day. who have no more no.
ton of saving money than they have
of growing tail feathers. Their &C,
quaintance among poolroom habitues
is far more extensive than among re-
ceiving tellers. A weeks idleness
means a doubtful account at their
grocer's.
This young Californian will either
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21
PORCUPINE CAUSES A
PANIC IN MID-0CEAN
Escaped From Cage on Steamer
and There Was Something
Doing Every Minute.

Brooklyn, n. "a porcupine panic
in mid-ocean, with 400 passengers
thrown into wild excitement over the
prospect of being pierced with quilts.
was described the other day by an
under officer OF the steamship Pre-
toria, when she locked in South
Brooklyn with great load OF animals
from Hamburg.
According to the veracious narrator.
one of the animal tenders forgot to
latch the door on cage full OF porcu-
pines and a few minutes later wild
shrieks from the main saloon an
nounced the appearance of the first of
the be-quilled wanderers. There was
a rush of officers 10 the companion
way and in his excitement Second
Officer Herman Siffendoer slipped on
the top step and bumped his way
down. landing fairly and squarely up
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21
JAIL FUGITIVE IS
HOOTED BY MATES
Members of Gay Little Club Dis
like Crude Action.
HE VIOLATED A RULE
Besides Being ostracised, He Was
Adorned With a Length of Chain
and an Eighteen-Pound Iron Ball
70 Drag Around.

Mineola. y. Y.-Residents of the
Nassau county Jail were. so deeply
mortified at the conduct of one OF
their number that they at once an
nounced their intention of sending
round robin to Sheriff DeMott, repudi-
ating the man and promising to have
no social intercourse with him.
Joseph Grella was the object or
their scorn. lie had violated all the
rules of the pleasant retreat. and had
sought to get away from it, When he
was captured and brought back not
isn't DONE" you know, to try to get
out of that Jail. Only insane persons.
the guests say, ever wish TO get out
Grella, who was serving a four
months term for the attempted kid
mapping of Mary Cinello. last Novem-
Der. took advantage of the siesta hour
and put plank up against the fifteen
foot wall. He made so much noise
that he woke several of the other ten
ants. They spied him near the top
of the plank.
Hey. what're you tryin' to do?''
they called to him.
Make a getaway" was his answer.
as he bestrode the wall.
Jaw, nix, ,Grella. don't do IT," ad-
vised the others What's your kick?
Amt the grub all right? Amt the
sleeps all right? Amt we all be little
pals together havin' good time and
bein' treated square? Don't do it.
You'll get the sheriff in Dutch and
queer things all around"
That's all right. but I'm goin," an
swered Grella, and he dropped down
on the other side of the wall.
Sheriff DEFICITS guests weren't go
ing to stand anything like that, SC
they ran around the Jail until they
| found Winfield Box, a guard, and told
! him in sorrowed and ashamed tones
| what had happened. Box ran outside
cheered by the cries of Hope you
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21

ITTSBURGH, PA.-Foo 500. known
j In Chinatown circles as Frank II.
500, Esq. of 522 Third avenue. and a
prominent figure there. became high
ly incensed the other night when he
returned home after visit to the joss
house to discover that his wife Lena.
whom he married In Howard, Pa. less
than year ago. had eloped with a
former Sweetheart. Foo 500 did not
wait to- report the elopement to the
police. ut secured a weapon and
started out to recover his wife and
an eigth-months-old msnnikin, both Of
which he says he is devoted to.
Watch the developments!
The chase was successful. Foo 500
found his wife and baby at Fourth ave-
nue. and Smithfield street They were
accompanied by young man whom
Foo 500 recognized as his wife's sweet
heart when she was coy country
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21
State Capitol
| News Notes
DEPARTMENT ISSUES REPORT
important Figures Given On croo
Conditions.


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for'yIlNe report ir'Sh Pota'oes Io2
- per cent ana sweet potatoes i'6
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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21

heaving a suitcase out of a window
and Irene was keeping Susies mother
interested in front of the house. When
Susie and Irene slipped away Marie
told her mother what she had seen
and heard.
Mrs. Comisky told Mrs. Doven-
muehn.
At the merry-goround was Susie
and her "whirligig" hero. They had
81 and quantities of air castles-that
is, before Susie's mother arrived.
After the mother arrived, they had
a ride in the patrol wagon. Susie also
had-painful to say-a sound spank
ing from her father.
Susie's distressing experience with
her father. as a result of the other
wise unfruitful experience. leaves her
one consolation.
She learned from the police station
records that the name she was about
to bear was not Baer at all. She
would have been Mrs. Joe Borzonar-
znok.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-06-21
Bought Brooklyn Bridge;

NJ EW YORK.-On the Holland-Amer-
IN lean liner Rotterdam, which sailed
the other day, there left Karl Hoops. a
pleasant little fat Dutchman, who Is
going back to Amsterdam. For half
an hour before the vessel sailed he
murmured. then shouted:
Rotterdam, Rotterdam. Amsterdam.
New York, dam. dam, DAM"
About a month before Hoops left
Amsterdam for New York with $4,000
tucked in his pockets. He had heard
that New York was the land Of oppor'
tunity. Opportunities were thrust
upon him. He was here just q week
when the Brooklyn bridge was sold
to him for the measly sum Of $500.
81 vas out walking one night" said
Hoops, when I meets q gentleman.
He was glad to see me. and invited
me to take a drink. Then he took me
over the Brooklyn bridge and showed
me all the people coming and going.
Il ought to be taking In $4,000 a
day and I'm not getting more than
s., e0o," the gentleman told him. I'm
disguised with New York." continued
the new friend. I'm going away.
I'd sell out the bridge tomorrow for
$500"
IN few hours Hoops was the own
er of the Brooklyn bridge. And 1t had
only cost him $500. Hoops went up
to - bridse. and. all swellsd up.