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Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
--------------------- ------------------- HUMOR OF THE DAY

tHave you been able to meet all the demands of your creditorsT'
 Meet them? I haven't been able to avoid them "-BuhaIo Express.
 Ethel-Jack Roxlefgh is good-looIing enough, but don't care for his ways
 Marie-Never mind about his ways, my dear; thing of his means.-Boston Record.
 Your father is 8 religious man, isn't he. James? ?" 8 small boy was asked
 "Oh, yes" was the naive answer 'Fte just hates anybody who doesn't go to church. New York Globe.
 :"Do you think that Senator Buns combe will seek reelection ?''
 "No; he has always said that he would be a comparatively poor man when he left public off1ce."-Buftalo Express.
 Wigg-Poor old Henpeck's wife makes him mind the children
 Wagg-Which, of course, disproves the theory that the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. Philadelphia. Record
 When you proposed to me you said you were not worthy of me"
 Well, what of thatT'
 Nothing; only I will say for you that whatever else you were, you were no ltar."-Houston Post.
 Subbubs-What kind of people ara the Nextdoors? Outaways-He's negligent and shift less. The garden hose he loans me fs full of holes and he never thinks of fix in kit-New York Globe.
 First author-That Carper is beasts 1y sheet; it says you have put lot OG trash in your recent book of poems.
 Second author-Yes, and it says rhaA you have put lot of yourself into your recent novel.-Brooklyn Life.
 'Grhese verses are absolutely new,' said the great poet to the editor The public has never read them"
 'T thought you said they were pub< lished years ag.'."
 Exactly; but they were in book form Philadelphia Ledger.
 Thirty cents a word for this stuff ?" exclaimed the editor "I wouldn't think of it."
 Sir am famous author"
 That's just 1t You are a famous aus thor, not a famous pugf1ist of a suc~ cessful spitban pitcher. r."-Washingto Herald
 They had scrambled through the first dance on the programme and he was leading her back to a seat.
 'T could die dancing, couldn't you ?A he asked.
 teNo,' she replied There are pleas anter ways than being tranpled to death. h."-Cincnnad Enquirer.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
COMING TO THE AUDITORIUM.
The Nag Ward Players in "The Treu-
 hIe Makers"

A theatrical event of unusual import anee locally will be the appearance Thursday, FrIoay and Saturday next at the Auditorium Of the Hap Ward piaAers III one of the brightest and Ioh5 ume, The Trouble Makers For seV era1 seasons The Trouble Makers" was she Ward & Nokes vehicle, and was undoubtedly one of the most suc- ceSsful of that famous teams many successes. The present production was staged, and produced under the per sonal direction of Hap Ward and he spared no effort in securing R compe- tent caste and a chorus o1 pretty and talented girls.
 The story of the comedy hinges on the present day suffra&ette movement, and as i& was written by Hap w ard there can be no uncertainty aS to the hilaK4ouS fun in the uayesty.
 The cast includes Raymond Finley, Toney Williams, Susie Kerwins Elrna Delara, Dick Barry, Dan Daily, Jr., L@slie Lyle Lottie Burke, Kitty Parks and many other well known musical and comedy people, and of course a prize collection of pretty girls The engagement will be for three days only, and by special arrangement the man agement has been able to offer this re- mRxazable attraction at the extremely low prices as follows: Ma1fnees 10 and 20 cents; evenings Is, 25 and 35 cents. Seats may be secured in advance, start ing Monday morning, at the Audito- rlQu hotel at 9 o'clock.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
YANTIC HAPPENINGS
Pupils Contribute Supplies Toward Thanksgiving Dinners-The Weeks Visitors.

MT. and Mrs. Albert Eldridge and daughter Hazel of New London were Thanksgiving guests of relatives at Oakridge farm.
 Mir. and Mrs William Robinson and sons Percy and Claude spent Thanks giving in Franklin with MT and Mrs Frank Way
 The schools closed Wednesday af- ternoon until Monday, Dec. l. The scholars contributed vegetables, fruits and preserves to be distributed among needy families.
 Miss Anna Park spent Thanksgiving with Mrs. c. Lathrop of North Frank lin.
 Miss Ada stoddard is spending the Thanksgiving recess at her home in Pomfret
 Earle Sharks of Northfield, Mass. was a. recent visitor here.
 Ormund Broadway has returned from visit in Putnam and Spring field.
 Rev. W. E. Bates of Mystic was a recent caller here.
 Mr. and Mrs. W Barber of Volun- town spent a day this week here.
 Sister III.
 Mrs. Howard Bishop has been spend Ing the past ten days in Waltham. of her sister, Mrs. Sara Schlough.
 Louis Vanderwoort of Lynn, Mass, is spending the Thanksgiving recess here with his parents. MT and Mrs C. P NandePwoort
 Mir. and Mrs. c. N Cengden enter tained MT. and Mrs. R, Y. Congdon and daughter Florence at dinner Thursday,
 MT, and Mrs. c. B. Davis have been entertaining Mir and Mrs. Clifford IathFep and daughter of New Lon den during the holidays,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
AT THE AUDITORIUM.

One of the best comedy vaudeville bills that has been seen at this house in a long time will be presented here this afternoon and tonight, and will surely please the Saturday crowds which always ill the Auditorium on that day May Walsh, a pretty sing ing o0medienne, will open the show, and will introduce several of the up-to- date popular songs, which she sings in a very pleasing manner and wins much applause. The next number on the bill is yere Sanford the popular Ruhe yod@Iex, who whistles and yodles eK- Jrsmeiy we'll and tells a lot of funny stories which keep everybody good nafaRed. The third vaudeville number is Howard and Linder, who present a Dutch comedy sketch which is full of good bright comedy from start to fin- ish- In the picture programme today Florence Lawrence will be seen in a two reel story of the stage, entitled The Spender, by the Victor company, and picture which is sure to prove popular The Animated Weekly and other interesting reels will also be shown on todaY's bill. There is a fine three act bin booked for next Monday and also a fine set of photoplays, of which more will be said in Monday s Bulletin.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
POETRY
TO THE HILLS.

T to the hills will lift mine eyes"-A I've heard em sing the psalm An thought of how, close to the skies the hills rose grand an, calm: How peacefully they raised their hcada an stood serene an still. A-blazin' with their greens an rods each hope-inspirin' hill. I like the sober bush they've got--it'a Just as if they meant To. send to me tnis gentle thoughts "Oh. poor man, be eontent!' The hills. God made 'em every one. an freshens 'em with dew,
 gladden. me an you. Down here there's bitterness an strifes an lots O things seem vain; An we make our complaints at life But there, the hills lift up their heads, an we can look an see Where brooks play in their gleamin' beds an sparkle in their glee. I've watched the hills when just a+ dawn the sun swept up the slope, An knew my night of doubt had gone an left d day of hope. I've watched the hills at evenin' times all siIvereU DY the moon, When from their sides in tones sublime the breezes brought a croon, An all the world grew good to me- an all the world was still, Oh, Lnems the times a man can see tho glory of 'hilli I reckon David must a been 8 man like me or you, That had lNs own sore fights to win, just as all humans do: An he looked to them hills of his that breathed Of quiet <<Slce-- Just hke our hills. where comfort 1t, an all our troubles cease. "I to the hills will lit mine eyes"-~ I've heard 'em sing the psalm; An in each meAow note there lies a blessin' pure an calm.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
WANTED

WAyTED-An experienced girl for general houseWork. Apply 16 Broad St.
 nov29d
 AGENTS make big money selling new speclalty; ripe opportunlek to do pros- porous fall business. Write for book let. Central Sales Co, Dept. l., Con- cord Jet Mass movies
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SOLD SALVATION
 ARMY DINNER. Hebe Reseues Basket From Boston Harber and Makes Trade.

Besten. New. 27-,Feiln J. Harrington, Wiaa says he came by freight frem Sy- raeuse, was trying to be thani1fHl, though hungry, on Commercial wharf today when he saw a market basket 1ea4jng by. More because he had nothing else to do than because he exHae4ed to make a haul. Harrington secured the basket and nearly fainted when he pulled in a family sized Thanksgi@Ing dinner.
 Some one, apparently had dropped a Salvation Army basket off Charlestown bridge, for the handle was broken. There was q perfectly good dinner but it was not cooked. Harrington had q bright idea. Entering a shabby look ing tenement he found a poor Italian family about to dine on macaroRi and
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

MARRY wealthy; descriptions veal thy people anxious to marry, free Mission Unity. B-561. San Francisco, Cal. sepI3s
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
COLONIAL THEATER.
The Mate of the~Schoorer Sadie, Sem
 satienai Nautical Drama

One Of the feature films at the Colo nia1 today is the big Lubin spectacle entitled The Mate of the Schooner Sa- die purely nautical story dealing with the mate, whose father had CUTS
 ed the entire family by his habitual drinking. The mate is forced to drink the toast to his bride-elect, and from that moment the old, inherited cray ing took possession Of him, and the scenes on the schooner are alive with thrills as a result of his drinking. There fs a splendid moral to the story which the audiences are not slow to grasp In the Shadow of the Noun. tainM, the superb two reel Edison story, is another gem on the programme aboun nding in handsome scenes and with brilliant acting. Greed for Gold is a powerful western story, and The Paper Making Industry, educational and Industrial is most complete pie ture of it's kind, and always holds the undivided attention of the spectators.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
WILLIAM E. WILCOX .. Auctionee
 AUCTION.

AUCTION.
 Having sold my place, known as the Elisha P. Baldwin Farm, located on the Canterbury Turnpike, between Nor wich Town and Occum. three quarters of a mile from Occum trolley, l will sell the following property at said farm at public auction
 THURSDAY. DEC. 4s 1913.
 at 10 o'clock a. m., sharp.
 Three cows q Jersey regis tered). l yearling heifer, l two year old bull thorough Inbred Holstein), calves. 14U0, gentlel. 2 colts (25s years old and IF years old). 500 poultry, including fancy birds, White 44eghorns, barred and White Rocks, Wyandottes and Rhode Island Red. } incuba tors, 2 breeders, i democrat wagon. canopy top surrey, } Concord buggies, 1 runabout, ] road cart 3 sIeighs, 1 sled. 1 pole, 1 lum Der wagon, 1 double dump cart, harness double and single, light and heavy1 i, oats corn fodder, horse forks. O4ds 41b horse power gasoline engine on trick. circular saw and table, enslage cutter, Winrewing machine, corn sheller, grain cradle, Z moving ma chimes, weeder. corn planter, horse rake narrow. drags, land roller. wheel barrow rope, tackle and balances, blows c54uTn butterboX. milk cans and rans forks and shovels of all kinds, and other articles too numerous to -i' Household f5l furniture. feather beds, chamber sets, lounges, carpets, Haattlns, ste. - the weather should be stormy. sale will take place the first fair week 1day.
 nev2ssTuW
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FOR SALE pair of young mares, weight 2600, seven years old. Johnson & Fishbone Yantic. Ct, k. F. D. l. TeleDhone 2I7-11. nOV29d
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children at 1o.30, evening service with sermon at 7.30.
 At Park Congregational church, 4.30, vespers. Topic, Mountains in Biblical History and Literature. Preaching by the pastor.
 At ereeneviIIe conoregationaI church morning service at 10.30, sermon by NJ. E. church. Sunday school at 12 Vesper service at 4.3O D. m.
 At the Spiritual academy, Rev. Albert F. Blinn, pastor will speak at Il a. m. upon the subject Prison Houses of the Soul. Progressive L4yceum meets at the close of the morning service.
 At the First Baptist church W. I. Woodin will speak at the morning ser vice upon Sunday School Work, and in the evening the pastor will preach;
 At the Federated church, Rev. Will lard Tedford of Rayaggada, India, will give a missionary address in the morn ing. In the evening w. I. Woodin of Hartford will occupy the pulpit.
 At the First Congregational church Sunday morning the pastor Rev. George H. Ewing will speak on Gods In Every Day and in the evening, he will take for his subject, Walking.
 At St. Andrews Episcopal church, morning prayer and sermon at 1O3 30 Sunday school at 12, anniversary ser vice and sermon by the Rev. R. R. Graham of Christ Episcopal church at 7.3o.
 
 At Trinity Methodist Episcopal church the morning sermon will be by gregational church, At the evening service the sermon will be by the pas tor.
 At the Church of che Good Shepherd, OniVersaiist, preaching at 10.S0 by Rev. Joseph F. Cobb. Subject, Does It Pay? Sunday school at noon. Y. P. c: U, Benefit of Discipline.
 At Mckinley avenue 4. M. E. Zion church, E. George Riddle, pastor, preaching at morning and evening ser vices by the pastor. Sunday school at Subject, Thanksgiving.
 At Mt. Calvary Baptist church Womans' day will be observed. Ser mon by the pastor in the morning. Miss Hyde, home and foreign missionary S.S0, Bible and Literary recording day.
 At the Central Baptist church, Rev. Joel B. Siocunl, D. D., the pastor will preach at 10.30 a. m. and at 7.30 D. m. and conduct the Mems class at noon Morning subject, The Shout Of King. Evening subject, When God Meets
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
G@ %
 / / = A. hard etuhooFn Gold that hangs on, is broken up hy Rur17paareys' fs6s@ax4ty=eever1" COL I)S

"i stepped coughing after the tisfRd desc of Seventy ssUen',E writes a Washington lady,
 TAe friends Of Seventy seven" alt have the same experience witA Coughs, Colds. eriR; lEaaaaza and Sore Threat, especially a~saess taken ia time.
 if you wait till you're sick a. bed it may take longer
 The Deiiar Flask, holds naere than six tureaky-60e eeak siais--fer sale by aH Prug9ists or mailed.
 HuFaPhFeys' H0zpEn, Medicine Sc, l6S William Street. New York Ad~est i<snaent.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
100 IRE MARKET GARDEN,

poultry ana general purpose 4arm Just outside city, on state road. AarS 6 spring fed lake, stocked with fish, near house; 09 acres smooth tlILab4s land . rest pastures and Woodlands p1snGJ or fruit; nice cottage house, with vefandas hot and cold water and bath; large barn. new silo, icehOuse and sheds; ac- commodationS for 2,000 hens. Only $4,00V, easy terms.
 TYJOn'S Agency. Wfllimantfcs Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

Carload of Horses arrived Tuesday night. Oct. 2S. from North Dakota; g lot Of good business horses, also one green trotter, , years old, standard bred, name Silvermaker, No. 4S,63l. Al must be sold or exchanged at once. Call at the James A. WeIch barn, Union St Tel 122.
 COOK & HEWITT.
 .nov6d Westerly, R. \.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

Experienced man believe that tn ths southwestern states and perhaps else where in America Turkish tobacco can be raised successfully, aud it ia thought that it might be worth while to encourage the industry. While suit able soil and climate naturally are the prime requisites. a great deal depends upon. a. thorough knowledge of the proper methods of planting, curing and handling the tobacco.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

The Gospel Mission holds meetings at 10.3o a. III. and 7.se D. m. in Steiner s hall. T. H. Peabody will conduct the services.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

The steamer Princess May, which arrived the other day at Vancouver, R. C., from the north, broughtt a cargo of foxes worth $1o0,0oo. One pair was ex-' pected to bring $1O,000..
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

The. International Bible Students as sect ation meets at Il o'clock i'll room 6 Ell bleek. for Bible study.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

The subject for the Christian Science service will be Ancient and Modern Necromancy Alias Mesmerism and HyPnotism Denounced.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

The Loyal Temperance association, Levi $. Saunders, president, holds re- ligious services at their rooms, No. 35 Shetucket street, Bill block. at p. m
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At Broadway Congr eaationaI church the Rev. Herbert c. Ice of Mount Yer non, N. r.. will preach at the morning service. and the pastor in the after noon,
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At the Federated church, Rev. Will lard Tedford of Rayaggada, India, will give missionary address in the morn ing. In the evening w I. Woodin of Hartford will occupy the pulpit.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

One and one-half million workers arc employed in the textile industry in Italy.
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At the Grace Memorial Baptist church there will be preaching Sun day morning and evening by Rev. A. L.. Bailey of South Norwalk.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

At the Second Congregational church Sunday school at 9.30 a. m., morning worship with sermon and hymn for the children at 10.30, evening service with sermon at 730.
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At Park Congregational church, morning topic, The Enheartening Word ESQ.,, vespers Topic, Mountains in Biblical History and Literature. Preaching by the pastor.
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At Taftvi!le Congregational church Rev. 6. c, Pollock will preach at both the morning and evening services.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

At Trinity Methodist Episcopal church the morning sermon will be by Rev. c. H. Ricketts of Greeneville Con- gregaional church, At the evening service the sermon will be by the pas tor.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

A project is under way for reclaim ing some 26,000 acres lying southwest from Golden along the Columbia river, While private enterprise Is behind ths work public interests have been safe guarded by passing an order in coun- cfl. The reclamation will be of great vaIue to the East Kootenay country, as 1t will open up a large area for eul- tfvafton
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

During 1911 Peru's imports of crudS petroleum consisted of II. .6ts, 49 pounds, valued at $is5,e25. brought from the western coast of the United States
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

A new Asiaffc cable will be laid from Alden to Hong Kong via Colombo and Singapore. It will be 6,000 miles long and will cost $5, 5,9o0, 900.
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.YDE ..,.,..,,,..- Auctionee
 AUCTION MONDAY, DEC. l, 1913,
 af 1A saseEAfeEx

en the cady farm, 1S minutes. walk fng ppaperty: 1S mileh cows. (srade Helsfeins), ball. 5 Hole teln calves. 5 hersas. } hags (Weight 500 lbs.l, about I5f Plymouth Rock bullets, six horse peRer gasoline engine, with complete saving nntht. on truck. snfrey. 1 de- livery wa son, lumber wagon, depbLe 1 Sharples separator herse corn planter l riding caltivater, mewing machine. l horse rake, blows, pc row, smoothing harrow, 1 hay tedder, l tank heater, | 40- gallon water kettle. l. horse cultiyator 1 scrapeF, l spraying outfit 1 emery wheel, ls paris green gun 20 tons Of hay and 10 cords stove length wood, and other articles too nu- meIofts to mention.
 If rainy, sale will occur next fair day.
 EMIL DESHEFY
 nov21d North Franklin. Ct.
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At the First Congregational church Sunday morning the pastor Rev. George H. Ewing will speak on Gods In Every Day and in the evening he will take for his subject, Walking.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

Queen Wlfhefnaina Is immensely wealthy In her own right, and has sets tied on her husband 5000, 900. The in~ terest of this sum, about $150 900 A year, will be strictly his own.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

At the First Baptist church W. | Woodin will speak at the morning ser vice upon Sunday School Work, and in the evening the pastor will preach; subject, Christ Misunderstood.
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cheese. By graphic sign language he struck a happy bargain and some time later was presiding over an enthusias- tic turkey dinner party with macaroni on the side-and forgotten. f
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

Leaf tobacco imported from Frercs during the first eight months of this year weighed 60,000, 900 pounds, an tn~ crease O. 1S,U00. 500 pounds over ths corresponding months in 1912.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29
Booth s Hyonei
Has Benefited Thousands of Catarrh Sufferers-WiiI Do the Sams
 Fer You or Money Back.

Sumerers-WHl Do the SamS
 For You or Money Back.
 The Hyonlei treatment that has ef- fectively benefited many thousands of sufferers from catarrh, bronchitis, husky voice, coughs and colds in the head is easy and pleasant to use. Just pour a few drops In the inhaler and breathe it in-no stomach dosing. The healing, soothing and antiseptIc air will reach every nook and creviee of the mucous membrane of the nose and threat; will surely stop the irritation almost immediately; will allay the fn- fiammation, drive out the foul odor; kill the germs and banish the disease.
 If you suffer from raising of mucus, frequent sneezins, discharge from the nose, droppings in the throat crusts in the nose, watery eyes. or any other symptoms of catarrh--use Hyomef.
 A complete Hyomei outfit, including inhaler and bottle of liquid, costs only $1.00, and an extra bottle of liquid, if afterwards needed, is but 50 cents. The Lee & Osgood Co. will return your money if not benefited.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

One of the features of the San Frs.n- cisco expedition will he the largest searlhlight In the world. It is to hS installed on Mt. Tamalpais.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

British military authorities have de- a veIoped for use in India a telephonS cable which weighs only 17 pounds tp { the mile but so insulated lt will worAS through water.
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At the Church of Che Good Shepherd, UniVersaiist, preaching at 1030 by Rev. Joseph F. Cobb. Subject, Does It Pay? Sunday school at noon. Y. P C. U, service at 6.15 p. m. Subject, The Benefit of Discipline.
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SUNDAY SUBJECTS.

The Holiness Mission will hold it's services at 87 Main street.
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At the Spiritual academy, Rev. Albert P, Blinn, pastor, will speak at Il a. m. upon the subject Prison Houses of the Soul. Progressive Lyceum meets at the close of the morning service.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

At St. Andrews Episcopal church, morning prayer and sermon at 10 30, Sunday school at 12, anniversary ser vice and sermon by the Rev. R. R. Graham of Christ Episcopal church at 7.3o.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

At Mckinley avenue A. M. E. Zion church, E. George Riddle, pastor, preaching at morning and evening ser vices by the pastor. Sunday school at 12.15 D. m. Union Lyceum at p. m. Subject Thanksqivino,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

Norwegian wood pulp is being inns ported into Canada a second cargo having reached Montreal at the end o4 October.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

Paris has more than 50.0oo retired employees on it's municipal pension rolls.
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At 6reeneviIIe ConoregationaI church morning service at 10.30, sermon by Rev. F. w. Coleman, pastor of Trinity NJ. E. church. Sunday school at 12. Vesper service at 43O D. m.
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At Rrewster's Neck chapel at 2.3e p: ll1.s the pastor. Rev. c. Wilson Har- rispns will preach.
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At the sheItering Arms the service will be conducted by the Rev r. W. Coleman, with choir of Trinity Meth edist church.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS

n. 8 ShetHe4zet street. Room 6.
 Frank A. BaA offers special low prices today en ladies $2.59 gun metal button shoes as $2s meas $2.50 shoes at $a. He has best makes of rubbers, etc. at lowest prices.
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FOR SALE

Two 2-tenement houses on Mechanic Street in Danielson- Income $42O gross, net income on investment 9A per cent. Houses pleasantly situated. three minutes walk from railroad sta- tion, post office and business section. five minutes from churches and schools.
 E. L. DARBIE,
 Real Estate Agent, Savings Bank Block. Danielson, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-11-29

Three hundred iron mines were op- erated in Sweden practically all of last
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THE KALEIDOSCOPE

In Germany 27 trades pnion councils have their own labor temples