The evening world., 1913-02-04
Her Troubles Begin When
She Asks a Radiant Girl
to Sell Her a Ticket at
the Hotel Stand.
"For your" Sec She
"For Me-" Sec !, and
Both Raised Their Eye.
broVs az Far az They
Could.
BY MEG VLLARS.
tfarfs CeFrsspesaent q ne Lonao
TafleP.D

TaalerJ
Dear New York: I'm afraid rye made
. very bad break. and I'm sure I don't
know what you'll think Of me when
tell you about II. You won't give me
away. though. will your II they found
out at home ia been 90 silly thsrSd be
the devil to pay land can't afford to
pay him again. I've Just settled one
taxicab biiD.
A. . matter Of fact it's your fault:
you led me into IT, What do you mean
BY saying - lady can 70 anywhere
alone In this cityr suppose you
never thought ia be Grassy enough to
Just hit on one Of the few exceptions
that prove the rule Well. I ala. and
now you have 70 hear about t.
Last night w~s feeling homesiok
ana down In the mouth. % I said to
minsssif. this 10 the time 10 get on
your glad raxs and sample one Of those
burlssaus shows you've heard 40 much
about Now. the hearing part Of Il wac
all riSht, but It's the understanding
part Of II that waS all WRONG. rd
managed 70 get Il into my noodle that
. burlssQve waA sort Of musical COM
sdy rather resembling our Christmas
pantomimss In England. How I got
the idea don't know. but u certainly
was muoilagsd into my bruin right
enough
CHE PRGPARgs TO 90 TO A
oHoW ALONE At NIGHT.
4 New Yerk burassQus show uks .
CArtstn,as pAntousAmsi
Oh. sssi = 0aby Dssiys NE Ma
pankhurotS
Having fnAAs - ~ aslnA - - -.
San b. asroUianing-W1tA ~ Aeip Of Ne
sisvator mAn-down 10 She theatre iohst
efios Of ~ WaSdoN.Astoria. WHa I
asked ths wAlts shirt- vaistsA yeunG
! LADY we>h ths AaAs cultured . u next
aprinrs styles - ell me Q seat fos
worried. "Tor ySur' sss shA "Jos
ne" ~ r." and We both raissA our
eyebrows - far - they would 20. 0hs
wont Indeed, she won twioe. because
che was r1sht and was wrong. only.
poor hid that I waA didn't know Il
Il vas only On arvtv,n6 81 che theatre
itself that aSvt began 70 have ssstous
DOUBTS - 10 ne proprssty a ny being
thsrs.
10 begin Win. ny clothes vsss ~
wrongi Al least. the clothes were night
q eoursA but Il was The wearing them
thsrs that was wrong. Al the psopis
cav. seandiuS about waiting 70 ~
ssats. had on the sort ] oan down.
town o,othssi" I had put On one Of my
Mite Parry dinner frookA. and I wasn't
| A.N a. ~
hursinS . piece Of millinery ON my
hnss all ths evening. n only my Moi
door eisrk at the hotel he'd BEEN sbov'
before I started "a have as1psd her. bu'
certainly was cut q uek iast night
because she was away Just ~ I iaft
having her dinner. gussa. Or powder
ing her dear little nose o. somSthing
and couldn't very we'll ask the paS,
boy left In charge what b wear. could
~ NJ frock Wa one q thsss quit,
simple onss. the kind that looks IKE ~
oA sack II you have Il copied By Z
cheap drsssmaksn though II was open
. bit at the nsok with . Mario Antoin
stbs hOhu and ioopsd up Just suspioioI
ct the bottom q che skirt - show hal
IN tnoh Of aniEis and sivs . giImpss o.
| "
10 ~ TIE buckles we're amalli ] IN
net s1vsrtisaaS ne ssstD
gMoARNAoSgo ~ THU olANcEl
| At HER PEST.
All 60 ~ = that - I walled
through TIE lobby Of that theatre and
saw the downward direction Of thu
locks the people threw ct me bsgaE
70 feel that these diamonds grew unti
felt had the biegsst electric Sign
On broaaway axsd 70 my feet and
that yard Of silk hose wAs showing
Instead of emily . few tnohssi
Z az fsSa seelish. Several A1AAs
q SAiets rolled iAts eas ~ one
w~s aetAaAs oenpassA - ne Z
90 % Assveus Z nsasly fen ovss
myself twice - Z sailed aswa ne
gAA6wAy-os whatsvss u - called
-bsAiAA Ne boy n The GsAAA uAi.
fern wAo toek NJ tleksA
} TIE CurtaAa was u1-thAn.g hsavsns!-
% managed 70 sneak into my ~sa
without attracting attsntioh Ono,
there drew . dssp breath Of relief
the next moment vas sorry I had
The Dortly gentleman nsxt to me va
smoking the worst "yloP Do Cabeas
Lear that ! svss came aeroas and
Happenings - Il aid on top Of my oths
smotionA u yearly knocked the If
out Of mel think he must have beef
. Trsnchman the fest walked on
: ~ climbed ever him TO reach m,
: seat were done up in those funn,
long torpedo-shapsd boots that havon'
, been seen In Paris. except on, old fash