Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-09-25

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love of money is the root Of much matrimony.
- $ $3.50
is unwise to trust the man who trusts no one.
wrongminded woman makes a successful gossip.
Many a woman looks good who isn't a good locker.
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Whcn some men die the loss is fully covered by insur-
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A man who fails thinks success is merely a matter Of
\ real optimist is a man who is tickled because he has
a young man is usually afraid Of a girl who is really
e. til while.
a A man hits a human target nearly every time he shoots
his mouth.
# Let us think what we are going to say before saying
It's astonishing how possession will decrease the value
most things.
# We feel sorry for the chap who is known only as his
8es husband.
# Some men have to marry for money or get some other
A# d of a job.
@ A little knowledge is a dangerous thing-if her small
8Mbther possesses 1t.
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sS A woman is as sensitive about a freckle as a man is
~ The objection to the polite man is that he usually
shes to tell you something.
No woman has had as many chances to marry as she
M IDS her husband to believe.
81 A man by the name of Murphy should be elected man
s er of the WATERFOWL potato warehouse
# S,,,o fatharc would eniOy kil1inp the fattad son in
Hnor Of the prodigal calf.
Isl Every girl screams on getting kissed by a man-but
BE usually does it inwardly.
s. A woman may have more love than respect for her
usband if he helps her wash the dishes.
Occasionally a widow dirts with a married man merely
o see what his wife will do about it:
For every fly that has been Stswatted' this summer ten
thousand have come to attend his funeral.
When two girls of the same dimensions and general
#tyle Of architecture are chums they syndicate their clothes.
If some people we know ever get to heaven they will
want to go somewhere else during the summer months.
Many a man gets credit for being we'll informed just
because people happen to ask him questions that he can
answer.
It is said that they are shipping whiskey into North
Dakota labeled ''varnish." We can see some North Da-
kota people, s. finish.
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The '~'pastor'' of the sSharps and Flats has been too
busy thanking the Lord for his daily bread to pay any at
tention to the price Of butter.
The. newspaper cartoonist at Washington will have
lots of funny pictures of H.. L. Loucks when he gets to be
United States senator from South Dakota.
When a young man tells a girl that he is not worthy y OF
: her she usually marries him for the purpose OF proving
to his own satisfaction that he told the truth,
Sis Eastwood thinks Willie Gesley has had the office OF
clerk of courts long enough. Willie should step right
down and out and give one OF Sisters boys a chance.
81 @ @ y .
A South Dakota man was sent to the penitentiary al
Sioux Falls Q tlong ago for marrying four wives. This Is
another miscarriage of justice. He should have been
been give a 'shusband's pension
If Harry Thaw had been a poor man he would have
been out Of the asylum a long time ago But he has money
and the lawyers will play with hira just like a cat does witt
a mouse. Anything to get the money. Even his own law
yers don't want to get him out because they would then lost
their job.
1t Loucks as though FL. would give Coe Isaac q hare
run for the United States senatorship from. this state.zN'
clean-shaven gazabo can compete with a man who wear
the real alfalfa decorations on his chin. It not only take