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Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1913-03-08

Schools In Georgia Form Association.
Georgia preparatory schools have
formed an athletic association for thu
regulation OF preparatory school ath
letics.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1913-03-08
CONNIE MACK DEFINES AN
AMATEUR.

Connie Mack. a gentleman who
has had experience managing
football and baseball teams. has
his own idea Of what a simon
pure amateur Is. Comics deg
nition is new, Here it is: 4.
a simon pure amntefir Is an
athlete who pays another min
for The prfyilese of plaglng.l
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1913-03-08

Penn Cricket Team Not to Make Tour
The University OF Pennsylvania will
not send a cricket eleven TO Englans
this summer. but may our next year.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1913-03-08

Photo By American Frees Af4as aah.
JOE EvERs. GIANTS PRoaIsrNG sEcgyge
the Crimpy Crab. else manager Of ~.
Chicago Cubs. Touching Second en,
other things too numerous e merticn.
Like Brother John. young Joe y
second baseman. His home IS 50 qrcv
and he worked out briefly with 4 mlnc.
league team q year ago. but did ne
seriously decide that baseball ha.
.a..e3 dim untll McGraw told him sc
If Joe sticks there may be some iate7
esfiug doings when Giants and Cnh.
meet and McGraw begins a fiow ot
language telling what he thinks of th'
real Eyers. his family history. ances
tors and their general standing in TIN
human family. But that's a matter 70
future discussion.
Eyers has been showing up well a
second sack during the practice "a me
at the training camp. bnt 1t is hardi,
likely that he will replace Larry Doyl.
at bag No. =.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1913-03-08

chances are that a majority of them
will absolutely refuse to report under
existing conditions. The salary limit
of the league is $4,000 per month.
This limit was arbitrarily fixed on tile
league by the National Association Of
Minor Leagues.
This limit naturally forced the clubs
to decrease the salaries of nearly all
their players. and OF course in many
instances this was a hardship on the
players who have refused to sign their
contracts. The clubs. of curse. are
powerless. IL they violate the salary
rule they are subject to a heavy fine.
and II they live mp to it they are sure
TO start the season with many of their
best players out If the fold.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1913-03-08

If Johnny Evers IS Iaboring under
the belief that he hes a three year
contract TO manage the Chicago Cubs
he may find himself badly mistaken
1t Is said on the best OF authority that
while President Murphy rendered
Evers a three year contract the ten
day clause was not eliminated and that
it is. possible for Murphy to drop Evers
at any time after giving him ten days
notice.
1t was only after Murphy had on
WINGED Rresnahan that such was the
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1913-03-08

Danny Murphy. who for yeSrs was
one of the maiustays OF the ?hiladei
phia Athletics. but was out OF che
game last year because OF an injured
knee, is said to have entirely recovered
aud will play IN his old position IN
right field next season.
Conceding that Murphy was n greal
help 10 his team with the stick. he viii
not find il an easy matter 10 suppIanI
his namesake. Eddie Murphy. The lat
ter gave every indication last fall Of
being a high class bali player. He Il
II youngster and adds speed 10 the
team Danny. however, will prove Q
valuable msn 10 have around SIS &
pinch hitter. for there is hardly a NOR
Sangerms man with the stick than ne
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1913-03-08

Aunt Hester-DId 100 play kissing
games at the party?
Emerson Highhed-Well. they partici-
pated in oscuiatory pastimes. which !
consider a rather uninteresting and iu-
venile diversion.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1913-03-08
80 LATE -INTORMATI0N
HAnp PLAcE 40 wRIrE.

HARD PLACE TO WRITE.
'You have written a very poor COM
position IN the horse"
Yes. mann. But the horse would
Keep %a-throwtn mo on.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17
The Umpire
BY Chick

There's a man in every ball game that's played
upon the green.
That's the subject Of a bawl est every time
his form is seen.
He's the guy tfst makes decisions, be they right
That causes discussion among the heated
He gives his close attention to all angles of the
play.
But the bleachers see them better in their seats
block away.
If he makes close decision.thaf no one sees but
him,
They are sure to ho1ler rotten your sight is
growing dim"
And it makes him feel at home when they all
start to shout
oh! you thieving robber. they ought to put
you OUT
It is easy for the umpire when the home teams
in the lead
They'll accept his decisions. his commands they
all will heed.
But let them get behind no matter how it came
The poor old 'Umps' is there to shoulder all the
blame.
They fail to their infed is webbing out
there,
Or tfattheir gallant pitcher took a stroll up in
the air.
It's hard to be an umpire, job that makes you
When you walk up to the grandstand and slight
1y doff your hat.
It's the only time they II listen to what he has to
say,
When he tells them who's the battery for the
game today.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17
One on The Judge

Judge H of the United States
Circuit Court for the Northern Dis
trict of New York has the reputa-
ton of always embracing the oppor-
tunity to check. the aspirations of
the young practitioner appearing
before him.
In this instance he was hearing
case presented by young attorney
who first began practice in the
Courts of the District of Columbia
where, as every one knows. the
Judges, when oeing addressed are
always termed Mr.. Justice"
The Judge had on one or two
previous occasions warned this very
youngster that he must cease such
practices, SO that when in the
course of his argument the young
attorney, to fortify his argument
quoted decisions and proceeded to
state that they were from Mr.. JUS
tice" So and So, his Honor quickly
stopped him and in nettled words
said:
How many times must tell you
that in this Court there is no JUS
tice?
The youngster non plussed for
the moment, managed to stammer
out:
Well-er-er, your Honor, er er-I
have heard some talk of that, but
er-er, hardly believed it,
The laugh was on the Judge
H. A. Z.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17
Where His Honor got 'em Com.
ing and Going

Two darkies were brought before
southern Judge accused of chicken
stealing. His honor had been re-
cent sufferer at the hands of this
class of malefactors, SO he naturally
frowned when he beheld the first
culprit stand before him to plead to
the charge, and demanded to know
whether he wished to plead guilty
or stand trial.
The darby plead not guilty, so
the jury was empanelled;y the testi-
mony presented and, after some
what partial charge on the part of the
Court, retired soon to return with a
verdict of guilty.
So, you are guilty-eh?'' thun-
dered the Judge, and you dare to
come here and tell me that you
were not-twenty years!''
The other darky who had taken
in the proceedings and fully intend
ed to follow his partners methods,
when he realized the rather harsh
disposition of the Court, made up
his mind to take plea of guilty and
thereby obtain leniency, so in effect,
when his turn came to answer to
the. charge he said" Guilty yo'
'onah p
What fairly shrieked His Hon.
or, guilty eh! aud niggah
you've got the nerve to come here
and brag about it, too!@Forty
years!!''-H. A. f.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17

Apache S Corner
Sticktoitveness
Have noticed pard when the stunt is some hard
And you aim. with your best pull through it,
The crowd will stand by and derisively cry,
i Don't attempt it, my boy, for you'll
/ But when n and finally do win,
1 Tho the whole earthly has forbid it,
You may hear. with surprise babble of cries:
told him he coud-and he did it.
There are folks who will say, as you travel the way
ne task you are at will defeat you;
And they rise to explain that you haven't the brain
i For tackle the iwllb beat Won
When you gri: teeth and wont take defeat
And sail in to win-and have woni it,
The folks change their greet you with cheer
And, | told how he could and he it.
My boy this truth, the day earth's youth
Is always at hand-for to you,
What others can't do, they dontw for you
| 10 do it--and so they will sheer you.
| But when you dig in with good cheerful grin
And tackle the race-and have it,
They take you by the hand and in bland
Congratulate you,-'cause you done it.
The girl who weds surely look the ure
but she would the sublime optimism were she to wed
"a newspaper
Throb-
Acushla, hould sobbn, faith there's ohe-tom me mind
Have strayed from the Oud obi God is kind
And feel tin me bosom, tho Pm an'b an grey
The gosson that you're loving will coming day
Shure it's bear tn must bear th' loss:
An tits insultn to God erefuse our cross
IT'S Himself had taste of parting, He was torn away
But Our Mother-God be with usknew come home
day.
Oh tits weepin' an tits walin hearts to bleed:
weep with Aanna" for your great hearts need
I'm now alone oud woman, whose heart sore,
For L had one-God help me-who will urn
ASHORE Agra Machree" your away
lis soon I'll see me colleen bawn" decked arrays
shue under could prove untrue.
When he has for his keepin' the very heart OF you.
Mavourneen, faith I'm thinkn long twill come to pass
That black haired, lonesome will
An the ongin for the voice her. the smile of
Will send him flying homeward, colleen dhas'-to you
Tears fell in showers off his
asked? Once, said he the noble
savage rcamed all his oriental pendo profion
plants dotted the landscape that Minneapolis
to allow the landscape be dotted with
he Annu al violen
When the corn the-(eader hold a-whleD
And summer with its Is karat smi
We will see the maiden float in a hob.
And read through shirtwast, when the
When the hills are all you done
Maty clouts the spherod and they tack down
The bleaches full of maniacs the
The Mirror
When the splendor-(Now femnne)
And lads have their ribboned lids
Afnies and soul have their hearts
And she let's him call her when the
When the shnng-(I will
And looking like that's to
We sigh and and and wish could the
For day of good old fishing when the the
hen we all go out a-fshing( This will
Come home eve with fish, but awful of
Tell how big three fooer beat bob
But we hold on to the bottle when the the cob
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17


of
riso be
night requested sending
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17


He must take The only choice 1e said Harriet Beeoher Stow
Tostoy informs that Only those live who do good
allotted the
the other backward and downward There middle
The choice destiny lies with and in choosing be borne
mind that conscience will tolerate no compromise will stand for
for the failure lives choice the
for have that to tie Bu
would then be We make choice while have
choose life of industry uprghtness will have acted
those live Of the truths we should always have
n mind, and the other The wages of SIN is DEATH
the poets of the last struck deeper the
his heart remained with the humble throughout
that will ever stand as an inspiration higher things
Let by the side of the road and be friend to man. wrote
mankind That God love- was held his rule
s on and 5 Rs @ sse is s % wa. entirely
and purely Catholic Charity the of his heart the prevail
Shall ask the brave soldier who fights by my side,
/ cause of nank our creeds agree?
Shall give up the friend have valued and tried,
If he kneel not before the alter with me?'
Let be said Of him says one Of Moore bogaphe that
gesons his beqaeathing
pus a1 eu Do M avoiding nv I 90 1 h ah
delight paid by
honestly his political but lending
neither sighting the humble from which he
Ralph Waldo Trne he'll article
entitled "A Healthy Mind Healthy Body" Womans
Home Companion, parts
The peaceful tranquil types
thoughts and hopefully bodily
health while all
have disturbing destructive influences and tend produce
bodily disorders faith
WILL sympathy affection magnanmity Among
ry, grief avarce i'll will, jealousy, hatred.
that
for the health the body We
corresponding what both
Of thought Among the
dependency Their actions the bodily
beof
They result always lowered In BRIEF
mind followed always by falling condition the body
The in
vitality and hence cpab though these results always
themselves specific the body
they this
rich blood with the results of lowered of
body building They attack and undermine the and the entire
meanchoa, heart disease
tself"-Press
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17

is Prison.
disseminate
public
wiHb n prison library.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17

Editor of the
school teacher which
Suffrage His the sensible where suffrage
cernd have He I'VE enthusiastically
favor permitting everything pertaining
watched
the Nelson bill pending Why
behind bill which should much for them
who
suffrage few weeks confession that suffrage,
they wantiu like
selfish, wicked man."
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17

CHURCH NOTICE
in
Benson and Rev. FIR
chaplan.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-04-17

Tears fell in showers from off his beaen weeps
we asked! Once said he the fair Minneapolis
savage rcamed all his oriental spendo
plants dotted the landscape that
to allow the landscape be Copenhagen snuff boxes
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-09-18
Russian May Do Reported.

Mandan. - Morton county authort
ties are attempting to deport Albert
Swenklafsky of Duluth. Mimi; the in.
sane Russian who is suspected of be-
ing the murderer Of d. s.. Parkhurst,
the Omaha, Neb. commission man
who was killed while roaming on the
prairie near here. Swenklafsky is .
hopelessly raving maniac, and is be-
ing held at the jamestown asylum
pending an investigation of his citi-
xenship.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-09-18
Lras Cooperation with Mand,n.

Manning. = Cooperation with Man.
dan in securing the Milwaukee road
for Dunn county is sought by the citi.
Gems of this place. A committee re-
Gently visited Mandan and discussed
the matter. 1t was decided to engage
. competent engineer and await Ais
report before further action.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-09-18

0U1lI0N8.
State of North Dakota, County of Ward,
IS. District Court. Eighth Judicial
District
The Second National Bank of Minot, N.
OAK, a Corporation, organized and ex-
listing under the banking laws of the
United States of America, Plaintiff;
VS..
J. F. Kavanaugh 7,,, Psfendant
The State Of North Dakota to the Above
Named Defendant:
You, ]. F. Kavanaugh, are hereby sum
moned and required to answer.tAe- Com
plant in this action: which has been
filed with the Clerk Of said Court at his
office in the City Of Minot. n. Oak. and
to serve copy of your answer to the
said Complaint on the sgbscribsr. at his
Ward. State Of North Dakota, within
Summons upon you. exclusive oftthe day
pear or to answer the said Complaint
In this action vii take {%dEmsHt aseinst
and for the County of Ward, State Of
in the complaint. together with the
Dated July 10, 1913.
JAMES JOHNSON,
Plaintiffs Attorney,
No. 224 Main ST.. Minot. North Dakota
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-09-18
Random Geographic Rrevities.
Cattle Averaged s75.

Misunderstanding as high as $50
for some Of q recent shipment Of cat.
tie, Plus Zueger reports the entire
shipment averaged $500.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-09-18
Power Plant eejno A..e..ed.

Bismarck. p. Birdsell and Geo.
Wallace. two members Of the tax com.
mission. are in the northern part Of
the state where they ~ assessing
light and power companies. They will
ASSESS the plants at Minot, Rugby.
Devils Lake and Leeds.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1913-09-18
Admits House Robbery.

Aom1to Houoo H066ery.
Sykiston. - Admitting that he was
guilty Of robbing the house on the
Davis farm north Of here. Roy Kinch
was brought back from Darlington b
answer to the charge.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-12

think Of what happened to you If that
balloon come down again. II it did
come down again-but. pshaw! 1t didn't,
did it?''
Come right down until the car
dragged in the water" said Uncle Ash
dOd. grimly. Tighten ship. doc says,
and be quick about 1t. I guess 1 can
spare another leg or so. You might
whack off a couple of arms while
you're about it, too, SOS as to have them
handy to chuck over So he done it.
When a Teller is tryin' to run a ship
he don't know how TO handle he's got
to expect a few little troubles like
that"
"Surei" said Sim Perkins. sarcastic
ally. Nobody minds a few little legs
and arms and things"
No" said Uncle Ashdod. but heads
is another thing. When a man gets
trimmed down as close as I was, and
he's captain of a ship, and the whole
responsibility is on him, he's got to
make sacrifices. But heads is mighty
useful things. She's sinkin' again.
says the head surgeon. loOkin' at my
neck like he was wondering where
he'd saw II in two. Let her sinkr
says; she can sink clean to the bot
tom before I'll let my head be cut off
She's sinktn' quite fast says the head
surgeon, feelin' the edge Of his saw
Let her sink! I says and just then the
old car begun to drag in the water
again. Cut her Off I says; "a head
like mine amt no ornament, and It
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-12
Prominent Railroad
Man Has Experience
With Plant Juice, the New,
Vegetable Tonic Which
He Now Recon-
mends to All.

Among the many prominent rail-
road and business men of Texas VINO
have permitted the use Of their names
in endorsing Plant Juice. none are pet
ter known or stand higher IN the com
muuity in which they live than MI
John F. Leblanc who resides at l4y9
North Henderson street, Fl Worth
Mr. Leblanc is the popular Genera
Freight and Passenger Agent OF the
Cotton Belt Route with offices at Tyler
Texas. In speaking of his personal
experience with Plant Juice M Lee
hane said:
ut gives me great pleasure to en-
dorse this remedy, have tried IL per-
sonalIv. having used IT for liver trou-
Bile and rheumatic pains and nave
been greatly benefited. can rec
ommend Plant JuiceNto be all II Is
claimed to be-"
People in all walks Of life are being
daily benefited by the use OF PIant
Jufce. 1t has restored more tired, worn
out. sick. discouraged and despondenI
DeoDIe to health, strength and use1uI-
ness than any other remedy ever IN
reduced into the state. Plant Juice
ia natures own remedy and con-
tains the vital forces that the SOIL
gives forth it is made from the Juices
of medicinal plants gathered from
many Darts of the world and combined
into a tonic that has no equal as
strengthener, invigOratOr and vlIallzer-
You are wasting half your life II you
are half sick. take Plant Juice ana pc
well as nature meant US all to BE- SOFA
at KeIly-Pollard drug store-AoVer-
tisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-12

w F. Curtis. in place of Richard Rose,
for vice president; F. +. Tufano, re
cOrding secretary; b. Z. ShetzelL treas
urer: Luther Davenport, guide y IL
King, guard; D. n. Williams william
Naumann and L Kitermann, auditing
committee.
The COney Island barber shop. man
aged by J. d. StOcker, was sold Ihurs-
day to Tanner and Williams, VINO I'M
mediately applied to the local BARRIERS
union for a unto nshOp card and put IN
a full crew of union BARRIERS The place
will be managed by f. F. Tufano, Tor
merly of the POstOffice barber SHOP.
The Electrical Workers union. No
5S3, will hold its regular weekly meet
ing tonight at Union Labor haA- J.
H. Jacoby is president and j. L Blp-
pus is secretary.
The Electrical Workers union. No.
5S5, will hold its weekly meeting to
nigh { at Union Labor hall President
A. R. Jones and secretary W. c Allen
will preside
The Iona Timer Ranch company,
down the valley. is having three houses
finished up by members of Vhe Car
penters' union. Those employed are:
Ed Prichard, r. B. Behrenes, foreman'
b W. Points and l. L. Gregory
A r. Webb and four other members
of tn carpenters union are finishing
up on the KOhlberg residence
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-12
Banana Trains Bound For Asia
Pass Through On Way To Coast
Citrus Shipments and Per
ishables Generally Show
Large Increases.
& A RESULT Of a great increase
~ Of business in the FL PasO yards,

S A RESULT Of a great increase
- Of business in the FL Paso yards.
the crews are continually being
increased by the joint transfer depart
ments of the Southern Pacific and the
G. II. & s A Banana specials are con-
tinuing- to arrive daily from the east
over the G. H. and are transferred to
tae Southern Pacific at FL PasO. They
also arrive in the city by way of the
Texas * Pacific, for California and
northwestern destinations Some are
consigned to Asia, by way of the
Bering strait. The orange and other
fruit movements are continuing and
increasing. The stock business is still
good but is reported TO be falling
down a little The rest Of the move
ments which have made it necessary to
hire new men, consists Of perishable
and gold balT freight Among the
latest sWitchmen who have been hired
are R. I. Smith, H. Z. Wenck, W. E.
Re6th, L. Walker, and r. c. BOOthrOyd.
They were all assigned to the local
slow board. and will work first in first
out
The turn on the night lead switch
engine in the Douglas yard service OF
the western division of the Southwest
ern is up for bids from all engineers Of
the west end. 1t was vacated recently
by engineer Claude Tummins, and the
senior engineer in point of seniority
viii be assigned at noon Dec. Is.
The recent shortage of water on the
eastern division of the Southwestern is
still serious. On account of this short
age new ruling has been placed into
effect governing the taking of water by
engines Of various trains at different
places. All east and west bound en-
gines except on passenger trains Nos. /,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-12
Crews Increase With Freight Traffic
High Official Of Firemen
Addresses Local Members

and made a talk at the meeting. He
reports the union in fine shape through
out the country. a. S. Newell, general
chairman, and A G. Newman, secretary
of the joint protective board of the E
P & S. W. also We're present Gen
eral chairman McQuaid and secretary
Jackson. of the protective board on the
Rock Island system, were visitors at
the meeting.
BARRIERS Elect Officers.
The local BARRIERS union held It's
semi monthly meeting at Union Labor
hall Thursday night Nomination and
eiaction of officers were held and the
meeting was we'll attended. Officers
were elected as follows: Victor Lee,
president; Charles Manning. secretary;
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-12

amt much use if Pm goin' to be
drowned. so cut her off,
I'm sorry he didn't" said Sim Per
kins- IF some fellers that start in to
tell a Ia lie and get to lyin' the way some
felIers do, had their heads cut off"
so he cut my head off" said Uncle
Ashdod and I must say it was a nice,
shlp-shape job he done Yes, sir. And
only one thing troubled him. He didn't
know whether to chuck my head over
board or to chuck me overheard. so he
chucked me and my head both over"
And then he begun on himself" sug-
gested Sim Perkins.
why. no." said Uncle Ashdod.
Seems like the balloon was all right
once it got rid of me"
Was. hey?" said Sim Perkins. you
was a Jonah, was your"
Il was the Huerta of that there ship.
that's what I was said Uncle AshdOd.
Copyright, 1913. by the Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-12-12
BARRIERS Union Holds Elec-
ton Of Officers Thurs
day Night.

7 OCAL firemen Of the Brotherhood
of Locomotive Firemen, No. 757,
- held a special meeting Thursday
night at the Union Labor hall A great
deal of business was transacted and
many visitors were present. Among
them was A Phillips, third vice presi-
dent of the Brotherhood of Locomotive
Firemen and Engineers, who is on his
Wav to the coast He stopped off here