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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09
Gin tuitissr 9annsritrsidj.

Sin uno tpieOer seihiebt eS tpobl,
Sab felbIt Ten i'm anltIihen 8erfebr
NIT @aunern reht 9episten Serren
bonn 9eridt bon 6ieien etu Sdnipp.
den sei6Iagen pirS. Bon einem iol.
deu Sal, Ser ii9 6ieier Sage in Ell.
nern 8orort bon 4openbagen ereig.
nete, beri6tet Die n8ieIer 3eitmg":
Sm @orjimmer zines amtsrihters
eri6ien elm Mam nit einem 9rief,
ben er Dem @eribtsoiener iiber8ab
nit Der Bite, Sas auBerorbentIib
iptbtiee un6 etlige S6riftItiid bem
Serrn glmtsrid)ter iofort 5u iiberge-
ben. Ser 9eridtsOiener fommt Der
2lliforoerrng nad). Ser Gntsrih-
ter 0ffuet ben 9riei. Or entbGIt nur
Oie 8orte: oSoGte es ipobI seben2"
Der 9lmtsri6ter Orebt uno tpenoet
Sas Shreibeu, aber ipeiter lit ui6ts
Iu entScfeu. @r idiittelt ben Gopf.
Damn iagt er gu Dem @erihtsbiener:
,Rufen sic bod ben Wann bereinl"
aIs Der @eri6tsoiener i'm Borstn.
mer erideint. lit aber Der 1aun oer.
idnpunoGn un0 nit ibm aud Der foft-
bare Be;j bes amtsrihterS. an beln
Sofen, no Der BeId eebaueen. btne
nur ein 3etteI nit Der Gufidrift:
rSa, es giug 6obl" 0fan bot bisper
pereebIi6 periuft. ben roffiniertea
@auner Ousfin6ie ~ MAIDEN.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09
GtSeWb abn Seittabelle.
SsIaisare, eadaiuanna uno BsHsru Habu
an Rraft ben "a. Stunt 1906


HHhIldt-grI6Rt Ssrdutou fir Nsp Nrrf
uw DOS, 3.20, Cos. a 00. t0.20 BCrw..
20 n, 3.25 uub 3.40 WdHmtttddA. Rer
g1tw gJsrf unb pbtIabdpbia, um 800 Born
20 10 uub 3.35 Rdbmttiaas. Mir
Ectvbouud, 6.fn Rd%mitidas.
WSroII&-NBT SuHalu nm Is. 6.25u 600
gPcr.; tbs. 6.4Ouub II toRaGmittdas Rir
.sai-sbau,ton, ,GImird uub 3wiiGsnfatiCusr um
1910 Wor. uut LOS Rddm. Sfir SswsaC
@prdsuIs uub Utica. um LIS unt 6.25 Wor.'
f.55 Ra@miitdas. Sepsae. Ssrdeuft uni
rHra 3ua nm 6.25 Ror. Iduft tdaIIb nusa,,
-.s,vuiu,ea SgaHtaas. Hhr Wcutroft uun a.CO
sDasr., Les uHb SAC Rd6m. RtdOIrou VIC.
=EcusvsaIisu, nm 400 Ranmtitdas. %ina'
td~btsu attemstdtiou, um 81 5Ra4mitidas.
BIaomsbura Sibifion-guldai Guantcr
fir Wortbun,bsrlanb um 8.35. 1920 Wor.,
i.55 uub $40 Ra&m Ghr pIvmsHtb um 9.O5
Rdnmtttdas.
SoHutaaesShae.
gabIId-sHr Rsp gprF UNI 2.05. 3.2C
cos unb 1920 @crstus; 1885 unb 3.A
Rdhui.
O(Sr0IIds -NHr Buffalo nm It's. nm,
6.25, Mcr. f.55, 6.40 uub 1f.t0 Hahm
ehr 9inebdmiuu uub 3pN&sufditcusn. 9.W
unb 1910 Rermtttdae.
8Ioousbura Sibifiou -g'trlds' @erdricr
unb ln.2c Hp1r. uus 6.4O gid6mtttdas.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09
ea6aBaHna & Bbomius gaIIsb.
(eanreI pinie.)
9pN&tn Snanton unb @tIIts. .9arrt.

3piI&tu Srantcn uue BtIfts'Barrs.
3ast psrIaRsn SCRANTON um fOO,2.O0, 300
4. 90, 500 unb 800 Rrra,us. I'm $40 Rpr.
a,us an @p&sntdstu uub ads unbfolatnbs
ipdu,ta Wtnuttn, uue nm 700 Wcratus an
Sounidgen unb alt ua&fclesnbt iranjta Rt-
uuRn bic uub tHflufius 10 40 Ra6ts, tn Wtl-
tss.Sarrs al Minuttn ipdisr autpmmtub.
GTpue,aet, iiur In ptttsipn anbaltsnb, ptrs
Iinsn Scranton aue Siunet fdgltd, dusat-
rtouamsu SoHutdgs uub 8tttrtdaeu, ppn 7.19
sforarus bic 7.f9Abtnbs unb trtftu IN Wil-
Barre 80 Wtuuten tpdttr etn.
OsIttTtr Dttnn iptinsa SCRANTON. Rap Aue
paTt, euna Dart, PETERSBURG uuo Duumprs.
StsbF 8dbTplau fur etpddbtf6rbrrnbt 3hs'
yrottu tratt am 8. Sultf9O7.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

$ierauIaHbe ma4t man Der Gin
fubr Der beuti6en aortoffeI S4tuie-
rbateiten, unS 6riiben anttportet mdn
INIT bem 8opfott bes auterifariiteu
Sabafs, iorpeit Seiier Support our&
ben Saboftruit erfolet. -Sauit 6u
meine aartoffeI. bau' i'd 6eineu Ia.
bofl"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09
sed,,ibel.

Tie rr6bten @ribiise Der Belt
tperS Nic Giniahrt gum Banafna-
tona! .cuahen. N0gen iie in @bren
uerrollnl
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

9ie inbii6en Siiriten poIIen Der
britiiheu Gegierung atuolf 8rieAs-
ifitie idenfen. 9as beiBt, bic Sir
iten MAIDEN @eidenfe, bic ibre 8oIfer
be5ablen miiiien.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Waan ion aud aiif Die 8unftseiebr'
ten ni6t immer nit Stetneu sperfeu.
Die @rfIdrlurg Profdior SoPftns .
bah bic Seueruns Der 2ebersurittd
sum aroben GsiIe IN urtpirtf4aftli-
den SarurrRefboSen tbren @rurtS
babe, Iimgt ouberorbentIi& Der.
nifrftid.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Ser nSouiton Bolt" sufoIee sibt
es in Der eneIiideu Sprade 2500
SIub. unS Sdinpaporte. 8ir fen.
men foum oen bunOertiten SeiI ba'
bon, Der lit aber mebr ais 'genus.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Die StaGt @iJbtp'Gour i'm Staats
Renri lIpanien mohte ibren Rameu
GHoern. @ie pdre es nit Seds.
unSiedjie9
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

9euti6lanb lit Die aIlerIeste Waht
auf Dem ean3en grOenrunO, Die ei-
men Sfriee iuht, es lit aber aud Die
aaererite, iolpeit 9ereiti9aft uno
SdIagfertigfeit bes $eeres unb Der
SIotte tnbetraht fommen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

sSn gteip gorfs feiren Reitaurants
ipirb iest SrdioeeniaIat au aipei
9olars Die Bortion pernbreift. 9ie
2eute, bic i'm eiien, flasen 5offent.
Iid babel nidt iiber bic S0be Der
2ebensmitteIpreiIe.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

9ie WiedIenburser St6nbe bnben
ben neuen 8erfuiiurasentuurf tpie-
Der abgelebnt. Sie Itnb eben nit
ibrer @erfaiiuna 5ufrieSen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09
Gunner 8eaueni.

Sk f5uueu ps&ftIu Sbrtn Gbsd isbsn GbsnN
bis 9 tibr. $t.00 trSffn cine Spdisindas ;
aablt 8 prestnt 3inisu St fSuutr Sitbsn Sbr
BrIe itbsu Gag I'm Sabr cbnt Ri biauna
@hrai6aftIlb bspOamd&tiats aasntsn fur bic
(6mmtliHeu Sc 5ransataniiIbsu unp aiiftn
Tampftr 9iuttn 6,itbi fir 8sifsn bic bette
Rlusfuuft uub niteriefft prsit.
Die Rotariats Abibtiluua fsrtiat gclmd6t n
uus pul6ittsns ati,BIid,t Detumsnt' alien
surcp6iIhtn Sprattu an S.icrst pdiIs fur
Pnrasr pou htn Ser. Staattn. @sleisntunesn
tia1 alsn 5bstIeH ptr 9BfIt.
Slan Sdnfin9 SOnfe,
AIS 9adatpanna Npe., Scrantcn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

einem ioeben aufseFnnbeneH un6
etttsifierten 9appris 5ufoIge ~fid-
ten" bic nlten aegppter bereits sur-
aeit Der YtoIemGer iiber 81 bcbs
Steuern. 8ie iuenig ii& bod oie
BeIt In mebr aIs 1000 Sabren ber'
1n6ert bot!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Wlit fiinf3igtauienb Dollars bat
Der aIte gluguit Belmont ieiuen
Sobn bon Der gboriitin Iosgefauft,
bie tbn i'm @beres eefangen batte.
ssiir einen WailIarSGrsiproB erideiut
bie Sare nidt etnmaI ionberlia bod.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

ScoenioGs 1ina man aud SesbaIb
In lr0.ibInnO sesen ben OeItruit
Dor. !,el man iid niht anihmieren
Iaiien Doate.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Cine Srpafion tiirfii6er Sarerts.
bomen lit fir bos friiber oft bon tiir-
fiiden Seeren beOrobte europa au&
et1pos Heues.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Die engIiIhen SdIauberser baben
sic tiirfiIden StaatSpapiere abseito.
Zen, 5epor Der aIbbeImI6oel out
Sem BoIian Iosging, ndbrenb tn
isranfreth nod iiber 500 Wdabuen
unb In 9euti9Iano Hir $50 Riuto.
ren Dollars Stoatspapiere aneelegt
Itnn. Su @eIbia6en berre&neA W
bic GngIdnber ME. ge,ir tn bet b.
Ekif Derre6nen iie Ii& usan&maI
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Serr 8iIfie. bas $aiipt Der Bun.
besgebeimpoIioei, meloet, baB pirf.
Ii6 tiidtise SoIidmiinaer tnmer feI.
tener fperben. 8ieneidt eroffneu
bie Burden iest garter. 9as 1T
eintrGgIi6er mo unsefdbrlider.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09
,,SOtel 8elmOnt,"
eadaipaaaa Il. Aoams Abenues,
ia nGtSRsr Rabs bee eaurtI einit unb bss
eaddpanna Babubcfts.
RBeu,el & SoI,uassl. @issntbHmsr.

Das ocieI ptrb mad turppdifGsm plant at.
Itite. Bette aE&t. lufttas 3immsr. PROMPT,
BsetsuuHs. Die bsfsu bitHasn unb tutportirtsr
BstvGnls uub prima Giaarrsu. Gbsnfdns aud
if}Hs1tubsra. Br6u" aus 8nbtu. 5aftIgttr6ni
81 Riitadt bee Dmtf&tn Rdiisrs.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Ser Sob ouf benz SdIa&tfelSe
ipiro in 8ufunft obne iebes glutner'
aieben erfoIeen - fiir ben C6fen
n6mIi6. aouprtmierte Cuff niro
on bic SteIIe bon Bell uHb WeHer
treten. Ser Weni@ ioIlte ii& bals
i6dmen. immer nod auf Iansit ber'
aItete Mrt uub @etfe au Iterben.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

ssn Oeelp Dort i6tpdn3eu neun
groseut Der i6uIpfIidtigen Sugeno
Ste S6uIe. Sn anberen amerifani.
Iden @robIt1Oten tpirO es pobl nitt
bieI beiier iein. Solte barin DteL
Ietdt nidt aud elmer Der Sriinos
Der rieIenbaft boben 2rtminaIitdts.
stffer Der ameritaniiden Sugenb tie
aen9
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Gin Sbitfarner In 2afapette
Gountp erbietet ii4, 8eitungsIeilteu
In UtiiIouri, bic Sreltrbe Ses
.GeppeIipeins" fno, bie GepfeI gu
Iiefern uno gu usabIem uno fir be
@olone .GT6er" MIR 3ebn Gents gu
berednen SIT 90 ut&t irsenStDO in
M1iiinuri cine SteIle hu hdben2
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-01-09

Cine ct. Coulter S&6ue erreste
ne,rIid aufieben bamit. bab iie Elm
toitbares arnrbanb um ben Rno&el
zines Subes true. 9is origineIle gte,,'
erung geItattet bic Srage, no oieie
iunae Dame ipobl einen gerlobungs'
rina traaen tpiirSe, - bieIIeiht am
fleinen 9eb ibres fletnen Subes3
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
TRAVELS OF A COMET.
Last Seen IN 1881. u ls Due to Visit
Us Aaain In 225e.


There Is comet that comes within
sight of the earth every SIS years. its
tail is millions of miles IN thickness
and many more millions of miles IN
length. II was first seen. 50 far as
history records. i.7G9 years before the
birth Of Christ. I'm a few weeks Il
faded from the sky. only TO return In
ll0I and 60 B. G. The year that
Julius Caesar died-44 Il. Cit came
ngain. returning in 531 and 1iO0 A. d.
The last time It was seen was In 1881.
when Sir Isaac Newton beheld 1t and
discovered that comets are kept In
their orbits by the sun, the same as
the earth and the other planets.
Over two and a quarter centuries
have now passed since the comet dis
appeared Even If II has been travel.
ing no more rapidly than the earth
goes around the sun It's enormous bulk
has been shooting through space at
the rate OF about 1900 miles a day
Yet In the year 225G this same old
comet that was already a well known
visitor when 1t looked down upon the
deatbbed Of Julias Caesar will again
come within sight of those human be-
Ings. yet unborn. who will then In
habit the earth.
Talk about railroad train going
halfway across a continent In three
days and reachlng its destination on
time! What is such a performance as
compared with that of comet that
makes a trip OF 10000, 100000 miles
In 575 years and keeps so closely to its
schedule that It always bursts from
the darkness at the moment when the
astronomers expect it7- New York
Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
Changes Of Climate.

A scientist who recently tnvestigat'
ed the causes of secular variations in
temperature at the earth's surface
thinks that they are more probably
due to changes in the amount OF car
bonic acid In the atmosphere than to
variations In the heat of the sun. II
the amount of carbonic acid that the
air now contains was diminished a
little more than half the mean tenn
perature all over the earth would. 1t is
stated. drop about eight degrees.
which would be sufficient to bring on
another glacial period. On the other
hand. an increase Of carbonic acid be-
tween two and three times its present
amount would raise the mean temper
ature fifteen degrees and renew the
hot times of the eocene epoch. Boston
pOst.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
MIDDLE NAMES.
In England at One Time People Were
Hanged For Having Them.

ranged For FaNino Inems
People have not always been allowed
the pleasure OF having as many names
as they wish. Indeed. 400 years ago
not even a middle name was allowed
In England. II was Illegal. The old
English law was definite and admitted
OF no infraction of It's ruling.
The only exception made to this iron.
clad regulation was ln the case Of per.
sons OF royal rank. II they really
wished II they could boast middle
name. but woe to the person Of ordis
nary rank who was sufficiently unwise
or obstinate to insist on having more
than two .appellations.
For the first offense he would very
likely be tied to whipping post and
severely lashed. For second offense
he would endure some more lasting
punishment perhaps the removal Of
his thumbs or his ears. And II he still
persisted in his stubborness he would
be hanged.
There Is a case on record Of a poor
man. I'm all probability half demented,
who insisted on signing four names
every time he wrote his signature TO
any paper. OF course he passed through
all the legal stages OF punishment until
he was finally hanged.-Chicago Trib
uue
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
Mother of Invention.

John and Mary married impecunious.
iy on $50 week and went TO live In a
walk up" apartment two flights up,
Then baby came and. besides adding
to the family added to the impccuni.
osity. Ingenuity went far toward solv-
Ing the problems Of living for two in
an inexpensive place. Baby strained
that ingenuity further At FIRST II was
no impossible task to carry him up
stairs. but he grew, as babies will, and
Mary's back became weary daily as she
carried him up.
What was to be done? Oh. for an
elevatorl
The dumb waiter? OF course! There.
after, when Mary and. baby came in,
baby was put in the dumb waiter. Then
Mary walked upstairs and hoisted
baby. Baby liked 1t, Mary liked 1t,
and IL you don't like 1t that doesn't
matter.-New York Post.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
This Ships Cat Was Saved.

About twenty years ago. when was
resident in north China. the British
squadron. then in far eastern waters,
was steaming out of the port OF Che
fu when a little black cat fell over
board from III. M. S. WandeTer. AZ
once the ship stopped, slgnaled to her
consorts "Cat overheard" and the en-
tire squadron came to standstill. A
boat put off from the Wanderer and
rescued puss, who was swimming for
dear life after the ship The officer
who told me the story said the sailors
would have been furious if the little
cat had not been saved, for not only
was she Il great pet. but they firmly
believed that disaster would follow If
black cat was allowed to DROWN
London Spectator.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
To s.raiahten a Warped Board.

The amateur craftsman is sometimes
In doubt how he can fiatten a board
that has warped. One way isNto lay a
thick mass of wet sawdust or tricky
folded wet cloth on the concave side
and expose the convex side to gentle
heat or very dry air. The moisture en-
ters the tibers of the wood of the con-
cave side of the board and causes them
to swell, Heat. on the other hand, or
very dry air. removes the moisture
from the convex side and causes the
tibers to shrink. In consequence the
board gradually fiattens-Youth's Com
pauion.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
GAS METERS.



shsspskins Play Leading Role In ths
Work Of the Registers.
Consumers Of gns are usually 30 IN.
familiar with the operation OF gus
meter. simple as II is. that II will be
surprising to many 10 learn that sheep.
skin plays an important part In the
meters work. II Is used. according TO
Gas Logic. In connection with the
diaphragins. or the two bellows from
which the gas Is drawn when the gas
Is lighted.
A flock OF 10000 sheep Is required
each year TO repair the gas meters used
In Manhattan and Bronx boroughs.
New York city. These skins cost about
$4,000 u year. TO repair the meters
used throughout the United States IN n
single year about 100000 sheep are re-
quired Grent care has 10 be taken In
the selection Of perfect skins before
they are put into use.
Each pelt. before Il Is accepted. Is ex.
amlned In dark closet by a man who
pnsses II over table In which there
IL hole about four inches square.
through which light is thrown up,
wnrd. BY this means II can quickly be
determined whether or not the sheep
whose skin Is being examined has ever
had experience In brnmbIe bushes
Thin places. made by pricking Of the
brambIes or by the skin having been
injured In the dressing process, render
1t unit for use In a meter.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
Evils Of Rsttina.

Betting is not crime, but II is not a
virtue II Is an ineadicable foible OF
human nature. II is generally an un.
healthy excitement and an expensive
amusement. II is very seldom, | think.
a real enjoyment to those who indulge
In It Legislation cannot stamp out
this passion. but 1t need not foster 1t
have never heard of any wise aud
affectionate parents who advised and
encouraged their children to bet.--Lord
Durham to Turf Guardian Society.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
VENETIAN LACEMAKERS.
The Methods by Which Their Famous
Fabrics Are Produced.

FABRICS are PRODUCED.
The lace OF Venice has been cele-
brated for many centuries 1t was
made originally by. nuns within the
walls of converts for ecclesiastical
garments. Then. with the fall of the
Venetian republic. the converts were
closed and the lace industry ceased to
exist for an entire century. In 1870 the
Princess Margherita. afterward queen
OF Italy. took measures TO revive II.
especially as means of providing en-
ployment for Venetian women. At
present there are several schools sub
sidized by the government in which the
art Is taught.
The pupils are women of all ages,
Each sits on low stool and holds n
plump square cushion in her lap. On
this cushion is pinned n strip of paper
marked with the pattern to be follow
cd. and into this pattern the nimble
fingered worker sticks glass headed
pins. about which she twists her
threads.
From twenty to fifty shuttles depend
from all sides of the cushion. and these
are thrown across and back with the
rapidity of typist handling the keys
Of her machine.
The process is so simple that it looks
like play, but the lace produced repro
sents thousands of dollars. The simple
Iaces grow rapidly under the dexterous
fingers OF the women. but the exquisite
rose point and other similar sorts are
evolved much more slowly.-Harper's
Weekly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
AS Times Chance,

when a family seemed pinched in
circumstances the first thing we asked
was whether woman's husband play
ed the horse races"
YES" replied Miss Cayenne. Now
the first thing we ask is whether a
mans wife plays bridge. ."-Washing
ton Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
PhiIosophie Little Harry.

"Oh, mammaw exclaimed little
Harry, all out of breath. i've just
been playing with the Wilson children,
and they've been exposed to the
mumps. Now can eat all the sake ]
want. cause I'm goin' to be sick any
how?'-Chicago Record-Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
Wanted II All.

Darling" he murmured as soon as
they had been seated In the high priced
restaurant. you can have anything
you want on the bill Of fare. Shall |
read 1t off to you"
NO.. replied the dear girl; "just read
It to the waiter."-Milwaukee Daily
NawS
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
cnttinn Il Short.

Barber beginning the hair cut-
Have you heard the story about the
guy that (resuming businessl-want 1t
short, sir2 Customer "a tired editorl-
Yes. A mere synopsis will dol Judge
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23
The Proper Thing 70 DO.

He (at masquerade balD-Thats a
singular looking costume you're wear
ing. What do you represent? She
Opportunity. He-Indeedi Then let
ME embrace you.-Boston Transcript.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23

Some men are born great some
achieve greatness, and some manage to
put up successful bluE.-Phlladelphia
Bulletin.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1913-05-23

Where there Is emulation there will
be vanity; where there is vanity there
will be folly.--Jo'lnson.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-07-28
RIGS WERE SMASHED
While Returning From Dance
Saturday.

When returning from a dance at
Boston about 1890 o'clock Saturday
night, the rig in which William Lacey,
another young man and two young
women were riding cQIlided with two
other vehicles near Bealview. The
occupants of all three carriages were
thrown out but no one was seriously
hurt, although all were bruised. In
the miX-up which followed the horse
which Lacey was driving broke the
harness and came on to the city.
Lacey and his friends walked the rest
of the way.
William A. Rich, livery man to
whom the horse belonged, says that he
hired the rig to Horace Ralston early
in the evening. Lacey and Ralston
left the barn together for the dance.
When it came time to return to Rich
mond, Lacey took the buggy without
saying anything to Ralston about it.
When Ralston found out that his rig
had been taken he hired a Boston
man to bring him back to the city.
Mr.. Rich says that he does not know
who the persons with Lacey were, but
that he will file charges against him
for the damages to the buggy and har-
ness. The harness was ruined and
the coupling pole broken.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-07-28
GENERAL WOOD IS
FOR BIG RESERVE
Commander of u. S. Army
Shows What Benefit
1t Would Be.
National News Association

Los ANGELES, July 28.-"Every
man should keep his chest bigger than
mis- belly"
Maj. Gen Leonard Wood, chief OF
staff of the United States army, holds
that as mans first duty to man.
The General was pacing about the
Alexandria hotel lobby with Billy Man
aing. formerly a lightweight boxer,
Hho had the honor of being knocked
sut by Jack Dempsey in two rounds.
ayes, believe in air of the kind
that rounds out man physica-y," he
said. "'Billy' here used to hand me
occasional punches when he was my
instructor, and | would vary that
strenuous education by getting into
the ruck of football game.
But now,"-and his Dreadnought
PROV of a chest bulged out several
inches with a sigh--"nOw | have to
confine myself to horseback riding.
Army Is improving.
"The army? 1t is all right, and | be-
lieve will soon be better; l have the
Dry which promises to lie carried out,
to have the term of enlistment short
ened, so that a man can serve, say
three years, and then be exempt,
except insofar as the demands of a re
serve corps may be required. After
a man has served his three years he
will belong to the reserve and will be
subject to call to the colors in case of
war.
81 don't favor a large army-that is
a large standing army, but it would
seem that this reserve force would
always place the country in good con-
dition If the untoward were to happen;
for a call to the colors would bring to
the front at once thousands of men
who know their drill and have had the
benefit of three years actual service"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-07-28
Incidental Music,

One afternoon a couple from an ad-
Joining town presented themselves to
a Boston divine and asked to be mar
rted just as he was about to enter the
pulpit TO conduct IN afternoon service.
The minister replied that he regretted
that he could not at that moment COM
ply with their wish, but that immedi-
ately upon the conclusion of the serv-
Ice he would take pleasure in perform
ing the ceremony. The lovers after
demurring seated themselves in the
rear of the church. When the minister
had finished the service he made the
following announcement: 1.-The parties
who are 10 be Joined in matrimony
will present themselves at the chancel
immediately after the singing OF Hymn
415, Mistaken Souls That Dream OF
Heaven" "-Exchange.