Semi-weekly herald., 1913-06-09

JACKSON, Mich.-Pfeparing for
suicide, Rose Mullen, IL, gathered
shout her / butcher knife, loaded. shot
! gun and rifle, some Paris green and
sarSoEc acid. She swallowed the acid
but may live. .t4as .laeAl
- NEW YORK--Because he said he
had .'caroanserinusabme and had
not, learned to swim, a senior at Co
lumoiaA was refused his degree. The
long name of his disease was trans
hated goose flesh from fear 3rs
ldjiN. .uliii,ft -- ss7i'..l aliia- silt
b. ATLANTIC, CITY--James Tourich
arrived here in his invalid chair, which
he wheeled from Philadelphia with his
hands. ut took him three days to
make the trip.ea ia iia f.an-.A DO
eaiLONpON--"C "Chaneellorsp is the
I.name given by British brokers to
American Marconi shares since Davis
Lloyd George, chancellor of the ex-
chequsr, admitted purchasing them.
lnioli iHAA 20 TTr-Tr1S qpinnu lnat
Iaot aotWASHINGTON--Secretary, of Ag-
I,rieulture .Hueston has hired press
agent to translate scientific language
in reports into English and get it into
print in newspapers. .,n.nln H -
/ Ia WASHINGToN-Seeretary Bryan's
office looks like a grocery store these
days with the, continuous arrival Of
grape JUICE samples and white rad
ishes sent by admirers. is4l,
NEW BEDFORD, Mass,--In order
to gain favor with his "lady friend"
whose one desire appeared to be real
silk stockings, Robert Cookson stole
twenty-six pairs, it is alleged.
HYDE PARK, Mass.-The cries Of
a pet cat, who guarded the lifcless
body of his mistress for hours, at
tracted the attention of police who
discovered the body of Miss Nettie
Peck, eccentric spinster.
CHICAGO-No man can be truly
religious in a city on 81 day, de-
ciares Rev. NJ. j. Megor. Next Sun
day he will inquire whether man
can be religious on $1,000 day.
PITTSBURG-Yee Tang will re-
turn to his native country, armed with
an accordeon and attempt to convert
his brothers by Salvation army meth
| ods.
CAMBRIDGE, Mass.-Harvard's
athletics for the past year proved H.
nancially profitable, the athletic com
mittee's report showing net profit
of $2s,000. Football, baseball and
hockey were the paying sports. The
the receipts from football games were
s127, 7,695.O7.
MASSILON, O.--Massilon police
hold the same opinion about Miss
| September Morn as the Chicago cops
and Peter Reichol who allowed her to
SILVER in his window was given a
suspended sentence.
| CHICAGO-Claude Taylor, 81. ate
| two quarts of ice cream to prove he
was the champion ice cream consumer
of Chicago. He will die.
ST. LOUIS-When men and women
wear fewer clothes the world will be
better morally and physically, Mrs
Lillian Stuart told the senate vice
committee.
Observation-Disclosures trotter,
are suffering an inflammation of the
leg, which physicians call "sartortis.'
As it is quite in the fashion suffer
ers boast Of having turkey leg
CLEARFIELD, Pa.-Henry Drew
convicted of larceny and bail jumpin,
wss sentenced to have his luxurious
crop of black hair cut short once |
month for a year. He asked to b.
sent to jail.
PENN YAM, N. with an are;
OF 800 square miles and a population
of 10000 Yates county has not, civi
or criminal case on the docket TO
the June term of court.
! ASHEVILLE, N. CA dairymal
sold his s25, 900 farm for $4,000 be
cause he thought COW tax of s75 a
imposition and had registered vos
not to pay it.
| LONDON-Sir James NJ. Barrie
the playwright whom King Georg
made baronet gives notice to man
ayers that his new title must not b
used in theatrical advertising.
: "BILLY" BIRD KILLED BY FALL