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The Washington times., 1913-04-05

stood as such. There has got to be an end to the
parading of party clothes in business offices, during
business hours. all the consumption crusades will
be waste of energy
Up at the top declares this physician, is the ex-
ample which women of wealth, leisure and social
position set. Inevitably, they will be initiated.
Through them through appeal to their better judg-
ment and understanding of their responsibility, must
be accomplished the change to sensible, sane
fashion.
Perhaps after all, in the light Of this expert
statement of a condition whose results may be OBJ
served on every hand, it will be possible to agree
that the Ohio legislator who wanted to enact laws
against cobweb hosiery and peekaboo waists had a
good deal of sense on his side Thus far it has not
occurred to anybody to do more than laugh at him.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
The Real "Lonesomehurst'
Is in the Big City's Heart
By VIC
BY Clarence L. Cullen.

sarious instincts are starving for the
need Of a little human companionship
to break the monotony Of cell life
years. They want to get acquainted.
but they can't. They can't take the
necessary chances. They can't walk up
to the square-looking chap You meet
on the street or car and say to him:
Look here, Bill, / Ike your appear
ance, We're lonesome at our flat.
Here's my address. Drop In some even
Ing and wen have smoke and .
But there ought to be some feasible
way for agreeable people suffering from
the unrelieved dullness of apartment
life to get acquainted with each other.
Why not put an advertisement In Q few
Of the newspapers? Let it read some
thing like this:
Married couple Of good repute.
wrought upon by the lonesomeness and
monotony of the life in this town, want
to get acquainted with few-coupIes Of
the same sort who find themselves
undergoing a similar experience They
wish to know couples who are neither
hopelessly SNUG or overwhelmed to
gayness-
.The purpose sought is not ali-night
poker seances. ragtime musicales. nor
yet phonograph-playing futility. but Just
occasional visits back and forth, with
some talk pitched upon homely yet
helpful plane.
There Is generally something good to
eat and drink in the apartment. cigars
and pipes aplenty, and music to relieve
the situation when. the talk begins to
lag"
1t might work out.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
INVITATIONS TO DISEASE.

Here is another side of the question that involves
women in industry.
Two years ago beautiful young woman, grad
uate of q Washington high school, possessed of a
well-ordered mind and superior intelligence, entered
an office as stenograpfer. She did excellent work,
was well paid took pride in her place and success.
Among her qualifications for it was a distinct
quali6cation-was attractive appearance. She
was always we'll gowned, shod and hated She had
good taste and desire to look we'll She never
overdressed, but her costumes were fashionable as
fashion permits to of her position and income
The other day she fell i'll, and physician after
examination announced tnat she was suffering from
tuberculosis. Her friends were shocked: The phy-
prompt and emphatic one.
IF You as much of this sort of thing as do"
he said, you would not be so surprised You are
horried at this one case; see half dozen of hem
in various stages, every day; all due to the same
general causes
That young woman had to 60 to ner work six days
In the week. the year through, at the same time
every day. Likewise, she had to 60 home, in good
weather and bad, at the same time daily. She
dressed not for those trips, but for the office She
Initiated fne dress of other and older women whom
she saw on the street, never making allowance that
the women she made her models were not compelled
10 appear there save when the weather propi-
fious They could come down in their limousines or
electrics; she must come in the car, whether it
showed, rained clustered. But she the diaph-
anous waists, the transparent stockings, the low-cut
necks the clothes that don't cothe just as she saw
them on women of fashion. She did just what hun
dreds of other girls in this city and every other city
d.
The result is what you have discovered with so
much horror. It's no new thing to me and TO others
Of my profession. Yes, have talked very plainly to
dis girl but in her case it may be too late, and what
b said to her will not be heard by the others who are
in the way Of following in her footsteps
= This business of women's dress is a real menace
70 the health of the community; it must be under
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
THE SENATE sALOONKEEPER.

Senator John Walter Smiths friends set forth, in
ms defense, that when he secured appointment of
Saloonkeeper Schoenewof as doorkeeper in the
Senate, he didn't know the man a red-light re-
sort manager. He made the appointment on some
body's recommendation and was misled.
Whose recommendation?
The man who can recommend such things, and
force their doing, is the real Senator Who is the
real senior Senator from Maryland?
That was asked during the tariff session four
years ago. when Senator Smith voted as if Edward
Weyerhaeuser- were debating his votes.
II was asked later when on the Lorimer trial he
voted.a if Edward Hines were debating them
There ought to be some requirement that proxy
Senators should record somewhere statement, in
connection with each vote, to whose proxy they
are voting, at given time. 1t should help some.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
THINGS ARE MOVING FAST.

few weeks ago there was violent agitation in
New England in favor of Massachusetts enforcing
its right to take over the control of the Boston and
Maine railroad and plunge into State ownership of
railways The legislature declined to initiate any
such action, but the sentiment in favor of such
move is strong and is certain grow if transporta-
ton conditions do not improve.
Comes now President Chamberlain, of the Grand
Trunk and offers to dorate outright to the State Of
Rhode Island the Southern New England road as it
stands, partially completed, if the State will finish
it. This is the line by which the Grand Trunk sought
to get entrance to Providence. Construction work on
it was suspended some time ago. and it has been
charged that the New Haven brought financial pres
sure to bear that shut off its supplies of money.
President Chamberlain asks that the State finish
the road and either operate it or lease it to the
Grand Trunk for operation, outlining two plans.
II is not difficult to detect the drift of affairs
with two such straws these to point the direction
of the wind.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

~ HE real "Lonesomehurst" Ii the
big city. The humorists would
have US believe that 1t is where
the commuter lives. But IL isn't.
The commuter has neighbors- They
are wholesome neighbors that can be
relied upon-eIse they wouldn't be COM
muters.
OF mild spring evening the COM
muter has only to lounge In his front
yard. smoking his pipe. for about two
minutes. before some clear-eyed, decent
chap-his neighbor from over the way
or down the street-strolls along and
asks him how the funny old seeds are
making out. Then the two lean against
the fence. talking radishes and roses,
and from that get to creating policies
for nations
The commuters wife has a lot of
cheerful houses to run into whom che
feels like 1t. and when she doesn't feel
like 1t there is no dearth of wholesome
women neighbors to drop in on her.
But II you stand at the entrance Of
your big city apartment, smoking per-
fectly good cigar and waiting for some
body to stroll along with whom you
might have a little human-being con-
versation about nothing In particular.
what happens?
Why. the saddIe-covered elevator boy
from st. Kits gazes at you out Of
glitterins suspicious. eyes. and after
while the janitor from Upsalia in Swe-
den comes along and asks you II you
have lost anything. and then intimates
that you are muddying up the vestibule.
And your fellow-tenants. coming and
going. glare at you as If they felt dead
sure that you were waiting for chance
to rob the vestibule letter boxes Then
you stink back up to your apartment.
feeling sort of hangdog, and your lone
someness hasn't been amelforated
cents worth.
There are tens of thousands of
mighty nice agreeable people. In this
town. living in apartments. whose gre
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
A BLEssING-PRov1DED.

Political economists and others, considering the
cost Of living problem in Philadelphia discussed cold
Storage and opined that it is blessing.
Certainly it is-when it works for the public.
Certainly it is not-when it works for monopoly.
Cold storage that gathers in supplies when they
are plentiful i1olds them for distribution when they
are scarce, is blessing. Cold storage that corners
things when they plentiful, jacks prices up even
in the seasons of bounty, and then holds them up
in the times of scarcity, is perversion There is
just the same need for proper regulation of cold
storage that there is for grain elevation, for railroad
rites, or any other public service. ...
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
thoughtful.

YOUNG mill hand. having lost
n his sweetheart through his own
~ hot-headed folly. first threat
ened to commit suicide. and
then became rulgarly insistent In his
demands for the return of the presents
he had given her, says the Manchester
Guardian.
What good will they be to you II
you're goin' to drown yourself in I mill
pond?" she scoffed.
Never you mind. / want them back
he said, evasively.
Very well, I'll see that YOU have
them" the girl reluctantly agreed.
But five days passed. and the young
man still bemoaned the loss of the for
feited trinkets. Once more he requested
their return.
oh. lad, wish you'd stop worryIn'
me-" sighed the girl. anxious by now
for reconciliation. I've given I
presents up long since. They're waiting
for you at L bottom O. Z mill pond.
tied up in a red handkerchief; YOU can't
miss but see 'em when you jump N"
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

York
Written by a member of the Change.
with the assumption that one should
not condemn that which cannot be COM
pretended, this very interesting and en-
Tightening story of the meaning and
origin Of the stock exchange comes as
a sort of challenge to the many critics
of that organization.
With a view toward wideaine the
scope Of the reader. chapters on the
London Stock Exchange and the Paris
Bourse are given. comparison being
made between the London Exchange
and its New York prototype. Anoth-
er. concerning panics in general and
the crisis of 1907. is of grett value to
the student of finance.
The slowness of the exchange in max
ing those changes which SEEM impers-
tive Is due not to their unwillingness.
but to the gravity of the situation with
which they must cope without the pos
sibility of failure. The report Of the
Hughes commission of lse on specula-
tion in securities and commodities con-
stitutes the appendix. while the index
following make the wob< Of practical
value to the student.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
Getting His Goat.

a WELL-KNOWN local piano
~ salesman. who would risk his
n life for a woman in distress.
had an opportunity of proving
his heroism one afternoon recently.
He was passing up Himrod avenue
when he happened to observe fair
creature who was frightened by q
fierce goat in a lot near the street.
Fastening to the rescue, the piano
salesman grabbed the goat by the horns
Up and down. back and forth. he
wrestled with the animal, until the two
were tussling in the middle Of the
street-car tracks.
When the first car came along the
motorman put on the brakes, and the
conductor came running to see what
was wrong.
Here. here" he cried. You can't
get that thing on the car.
Il don't want to get it on, doggone
il - cried the hero. Il want to get 1t
ff."-Youngstown Telegram.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
EITHER SUGAR OR WOOL.

Senate leaders declare it has been made clear
that it would be impossible to pass bill carrying
both free wool and free sugar. .--.
Well, that looks to the sheep raising industry like
. simple problem for anybody to solve-have free
sugar And to the cane planters in the South and the
beet farmers in the West it looks as easyhave free
wool -r e.
Thus again is it seen that when General Hancock
declared that the tariff was local issue arousng na
tonal ridicule, he not joking, but stating
eternal truth. .r.-
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
LO! THE LUCKY INDIAN!

The commencement exercises at the Carlisle In
dian school we're devoted 10 discussions and demon
straon of such practical subjects as Sanitation in
Indian Homes, Sewing and Home Building.
Members of the graduating class, all Indians, talked
and illustrated their subjects. house was erected
on the stage by members of the class
The poor Indian will have polka dots all over the
rest of the community in very snort time if that
sort of education is going to be popular with him.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
AmusenentA

AmusenentS.
Natlonal-"The Girl from Montmartrs,"
.:l5 and S:l5 D. m.
Columbia-'The W,man." 2:15 and Sis
p. m.
Belasco-"The Sun Dodgers" AIS and
S:i5 p. m.
Polrs-"The Girl of the Golden West"
els and Sis p. m.
Chase's-Polite Vaudeville. els and sis
p. IN.
Academy-''Snots," Sis D. m.
Cosmos-Vaudevle.
Casino-Vaudevile.
Lyceum-Miners American. els and
Sis p. M
Observation-Disclosures Bvrlesquers. 2:H
and sis p. q.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
" o NED or not to NED, that is the question.
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" NED or not to wed, that is the question.
Whether tits better, after dll to marry
And be cajOled and buUied BY a husbdnd
Or 10 take up stenography or cerking,
And slave, alas! for SOME ONE ELSE'S husband.
To lope-to Wed-and by wedding end
The struggles and the thousand petty cares
That 'sfapeS" are heir to-'tis rare pOcdtion
DepOutly to be wished for! To love--to ned
To ned -perchance DIVORCE! Aye, there's the rub!
For in that dream of bliss What jolts may
When NE have cast aside little jobs,
Must make pary There's the sorry thought
That makes many spinsterS hesitate;
For who wouid bear the long, eternal grind,
Th employers Jokes the chief clerks contumey,
The insolence of office boys, the smoke
OF last weeks StOgieS Clinging to the hair,
When she herself might quickly end it all
BY GETTING MARRIED.? Who would not exchange
diHgy office for kichenette-
KEYBOARD for a cook stOpe a CRADLE
But that the dread of something worse to come
After the hOneymoon--tkat life of CHANGE
From whose dark bourne many have returned
BY nay of Rcn0-fHs us NTH diSmdy
And makes rather bear the jobs ne hare
Than fly to evils that ne knop not Off
Thus cowardice makes spinsters of-so many!
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

One nice thing about a Pankhurst
arrest Is that the papers on this side
are well fitted out with pictures of the
lady being taken into custody or Ian
gushing in a cell. Characteristic atti-
tudes. as you might say.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
MANS PERVERSITY.

w HO is the girl for whom would do and d and dare
w Who the girl who holds his heart forever in her
To whom he's constant the stars? THE GIRL WHO
DOESN'T CARE!
Who is the girl that hauuts his soul NTH ponings of bss'
Who the girl whose Turing face he dismiss?
Who the girl he dreams about2 THE GIRL HE COULDN'T KISS!
Who is the and perfect girl he forget?
Who is the only fanless girl he's known met?
Who his ideal GIRL" Alas! THE GIRL HE DIDN'T GETl
This the time of the year when the average
mistake the love of conquest for lore of
You sometimes keep husbands material self
evenings it's much satisfaction his spiritual
keeps wandering off to the corner cafe fen minutes
The uho makes love to all pomen pariest; the
makes lore several at the time fast
makes the time optimst; but
who makes to only time
Some born good, achieve good, and
caught NTH the goods them
After marriage often either out by
hot words frozen by cold kisses.
Lots of who ask for divorce for dceron
for diversion
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

The p.-o., incidentally. will hold a
junk sale on the fifteenth Of May. .. :
What's that? '.' Certainly not; merely
some of the fixtures.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
What's on tie hoeram In
Washington Today

of Government Printing Office
Council, National Union, TypOgraphi-
cal Temple. business and smoker. to-
night.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
The Loopers.

G. S. X: That little shirt loop is de.
cidedly all right: use 1t myself Blu,
who pulls on his shoes by means of the
shoe loop?
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
Also the Orphist P.-O. Clock.

G. S. X: Hist: Why omit mention of
our Cubist post-office building?
CHEVY CHASE
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

Heading eternal: German Airship Seer
Over England, IL Rumor,
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
Certainty.
of the wind.

Georse-Td never marry that girl,
Charlie-No. I'm sure you wouldn't.
George-Why are you sure?
Charlie-She's my wife.-Exchange
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

Wilson and Cabinet Talk About Jobs
and Tarin."-"Times" head.
And isn't the tariff a lob?
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

The national welcome breakfast-we
refuse to put II in auotes-offers ad-
ditional evidence of the gap between
Democratic and democratic.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

Then. too. we shall have with us An
Monday our old friend: Congress Met
at Noon
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
What's Time to 4 Dentist?

G. s. X: When are you going to pay
my bill?
YOUR DENTIST.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

Mr.. Wilson's mind, as has been the
custom, will be closed all dag Sunday.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

THE Count Of Looksembourg," we
note, has the Cubist Descending
Staircase waltz. But not the rest of Il.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

Do you eat udo. the new vegetable
Cdon't?
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
FRITZ.

To Rollin L. Hartt, Of the New York
Tribune" goes the honor of achieving
the only funny officc-seeker wheeze to
date. 1T is queer" he declares, that
SO few office-seekers think to purchase
paintings by Mrs. Woodrow Wilson"
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

To revamp an old one. we can imagine
some one comforting with the Presi-
dent on the question Of local appoint.
ments:
Il understand. Mr.. Wilson. that your
mind is open''
Yes" the President would answer,
so 1t is. l opened 1t myself"
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
THIS& THAT
ROUNDED.
van sometimes . L.st4 srtA. otAe>

ROUNDED.
again apropos OF the coming Of summer
In pernal bowers RI repose
For multitudnous hours,
! like to lie around and doze
In pernal bowers.
/ like to dream of wintry SHOWS
And wake to summer showers,
Instead of frigid, icy blows.
! like the tulip and the rose
And all the other flowers.
But not the cdtcrpils in those
Internal bowers.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
Here's a Book

(-HE STOCK EXCHANGE
FROM WITHIN" ". C. Van
Antwerp. published by Dou-
bleday, Page & Co.. Of New
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
What's a Dollar Got To Do With It?

g. S. X; Honestly now. haven't the
djsappearance and subsequent smash
ing up Of your umbrella been worth
more to you than the cost of the thing
itself? Surely. you have had more
than dollars worth of paragraphs
out OF 1t. 49,.
Atlanta, Ga, April 3. FRITZ
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
A Neat Little Classiiicat tion.
From the "Tfmes

hrom the T1mes.D
Two men were killed yesterday in the
work at Panama. One was
an Englishman, the other a laborer.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05
CHECK,

CHECK.
Frederic J. Haskin, In the "Star")
The difference between the cost of
Women's clothing and that of men has
afforded joke writers material for many
hits.
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

Wilson and Cabinet Talk About Jobs
and Tarin."-"Times" head.
And isn't the tariff q Job!
Do you eat udo. the new vegetable:
Udon't!
Also the 0rphist P.-0. Clock.
G. S. K: Hist: Why omit mention of
our Cubist post-office building?
CHEVY CHASE.
The p.-o., incidentally, will hold
junk sale on the fifteenth OF May. 80
What's that? - Certainly not: merely
some of the fixtures.
Mr. Wilson's mind, as has been the
custom, will be closed all dag Sunday
The Loopers.
G. S. X: That little shirt loop is de-
cidedly all right: / use 1t myself. But
who pulls on his shoes by means of the
shoe loop?
r. c.
Heading eternal: German Airship Seen
Over England. Is Rumor,
Then, too. we shall have with us On
Monday our old friend: Congress Met
at Noon.
CHECK.
Frederic J. Haskin, in the 'star"D
The difference between the cost of
Women's clothing and that of men has
afforded joke writer's material for many
hits.
There is to be Cor was, by the time you
get this no scrambling at the DEMO-
cratic breakfast
ours.
We had en- fried.
G. s r.: What are the non-miitants,
Militantis?
BOI.ERo
Whatever the decision as to free
sugar, we shall continue to pocket a
courle OF Jumps when the waiter isn't
looking.
The Times insists on printing II
Mrs. William Cumming story" which
like a magazine ad.
Add Hangers-On: The crest of the
flood.
Scutarry while. King Nick!
Washington la model.
Any mention Of tag day, Of course, !
should be made here in the posterior
section Of the column.
This being the tag end.
q & K
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

There is to he (or was, by the time YOU
get this no scrambling at the Demo-
cratic breakfast
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

Any mention Of tag day. Of course.
should be made here in the posterior
section Of the column
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

Neither, however, was there any at
ours
The Washington times., 1913-04-05

This being the tag end.
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Washington a la model.
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Scutarry while. King Nick!
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Undoubtedly.

G. s. k.: What are the nom -militants, L,
Militants?
BOLERO.