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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-05-23
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uraDge Dlsass1 DIV. No
0.I A. = .. a L. y. meets eV
sseval sn6 fsuYtA We1nesdav
each month at 1:Se , =. VM'
Sisters always Wsleo0A
MA J, c. ,DnOWN see'
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-05-23
6nouah Of GlantA

Little Frank had had q parental
meeting with his si1-foot.two paps
about filling the tooth.powder bottle
with water. After the meeting ad+
purned. be went In and asked his
mother to promise him one thing.
without knowing the nature Of the
request she promised. and then ash.
ca MIN what 1t was. he told her:
Mamma, when papa dies, I wants yov
% promise me not to bring any mors
giant mems to this house to 1--we Win
usl"-Lppincott'a
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-05-23

Lake Ledss No. ), l. o. o.
meets Friday nights ct 1850. Of
O. @. p. ham. Visitins bYothsrs
seedially iAvitsA.
J. l.. REYNOLDS, Sec.
H, B. ZIMMERMAN, N.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-05-23

Dlnsrs ksbekxA Ledge No.
nests every second and fourth Mo
day nights at I. o. n. +. hall. Viz
Ing bsetAess ala sisters cordially
vltel.
MRS. r. c. LON0NAN. n o
MRS TIA sELLERs. Sec
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-05-23
". Z Y11Gfem, AWIR
tOxes UDveAass Esal q oe1se xu~H
lA1ToW, xzoRNA
EAazafHsttoa e 94tleo AaA neas
Estate Law Q 0poulnaaA
JEREMIAH B. SMITH
NOTARY PUBLIC

Loans, Investments In Real EstAta
Have some interesting snaps in cit
and suburban property. farms, or
Better see me at once. WIN trad.
sell for cash or on easy terms
Room IA Futch D Gentry Bids
Lakeland, FlA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01
OMAHA MAN THOUGHT
CYCLONE WAS ONLY A
HARD THUNDERSTORM

Reaching my home. which Is
three blocks from the cyclone >
path. had supper and vent 10 bed.
ID was not rntil Monday morning
that | realized | had slept through
a night Of horror
4 stood en- the edge OF the
storm area which had been full OF
buildings and was three blocks
vide. and there was not one build
ing left. nor any sign OF a street.
but only a fat wilderness u splint-
cred boards and bricks strewn as
level and fire as straw Is strewn
by a threshing machine. Roofs
we're carried four and five blocks.
Houses on the edge Of the storm
were turned neatly upside down a
huge business sign vas carried 80
miles. dropped intact. and shipped
back to its owner. II vas not
scratched.
In my opinion and In the opIn-
ions Of others. electricity u some
other mysterious force vas al work
I saw a chandelier equipped with In
eandecent lights which was bent
and twisted. but the glass bulbs
were unbroken-
I personally talked with dozens
Of persons who said they saw the
man in the heart OF the cloud
imagine the pressure killed him the
Instant he as caught up. But his
arms and legs waved as though he
were stlii a thing OF life As the
cloud moved over the hills beyond
the city. he was still at it's center,
beckoning and waving ras II for
help"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

..,.,r,cs Ans Mckee, while
" trial dlsht from Harbor
Pa his morning. fen with her
.,loe into Elliott BAY and only
.,scpee u mind and quick &C
. y ne crew OF the police pa
- .,sd her from drowning In
= saw
:, - = Mckee and Milton BRYANT
,ssa,a flyers. came to Seattle
49,, a prove 90 the Potlatch
S a-.I that it couldn't do bet
$50 .Ssp siga them for exhibition
s,Ats during the next Fo'iatoh
ssk n, oaae n apc.
~ y, flight. aud today I, vas
- yeKee's turn 10 prove her
rslile- ..,t.h hmm. c,or
.,sr the weather conditions
y ,ssai for aviation. The pc
,r,s,rice. accompanied BY Rry-
= A. nennett. OF the Hon
3 ,sro Co. 81 Portland, arrived
~ Al the hangar
~ MeKee's aeroplane took the
!. ,leely after running 80 yards.
Ann the regular hummtng OF
!. engine and the unbrcksn buzz
!. a. he propeller. Il was appar-
IL .s,t her motor was running
rpthiy. ~,
rains low. she once cireled iiar'
!. ,slsnd then steercd a course
|s.lsht over the misty bay.
Crowd Sees Her Fall
-. ayiatricc veered TO the east,
-s,-s the fcg was less dense. aud
1. ns plaluly seen from the
-. Crowds gathered on the
- n watch the hirdwoman who
.....et 70 be handling her vehicle
- eonsummale skin and ease. AZ
49, she rose 20 sail over the
...-s AZ anchored ships: again she
.rsopsd like a hungry gull to skim
y raves
xnsn opposite the Grand Trunk
49, ,he aeropiane was seen 20 rise
!. ,rrhaps a height OF 100 feet
- x,ddsnly 10 halt and culver
= , wounded bird. Fur a second
! surx poised. The humning
s.s,d abruptly. The motor had
seped-
~ ayiatrice was seen To strug-
= xith her levers. apparently To
<, .ss pianes FOR a gradual de
- But at that instant a tickle
|---sst OF air uptilted the LEFT
la and. while the watching
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01
EXTRA! GIRL FALLS
FROM AEROPLANE
INTO ELLIOTT BAY

crowds stood spcllbound with hor-
ror the acronlane tipped down.
ward and dove straight into the
hay.
Sergeant Johnson and hts men on
the police patrol had been among
the spectators OF the flight Hard.
" had tho aeropianc struck the wa.
ter than the speedy craft shot out
from around the end of Colman
dock. Johnson Was In the bow
ready TO throw line
Fortunately. the force OF the TIN
pact had torn the engine loose. and
Il sank. The frame fioated like a
cork Miss Mckee IS strong
swimmer. but the penetrating cold
~ the water numhed her. just be,
fore striking the water she had
thrown herself clear from her seat,
and now she swan and grasped a
plane.
Girl swints FOR Shore
Her weight submerged II, and
she sank out OF sight. only TO rise
aud again Try to grasp the frame.
And again Il tipped and sank un.
der ntf MflAUtt
In moment OF panle she left
the aeroplane and started 20 swim
for the nearest dock The racing
patrol slightly altered its course 10
meet her. She Was seen 90 faltcr.
She sank, rose. sank again.
The rushing patrol halted IN It's
own length when the engine was
reversed. And as the avlatriee
sank for the last time. Sergeant
Johnson. with life pregerver
hnekled about him. weat headlong
over the side.
Ten seconds later the waterfront
resounded with the cheers or the
watching crowds when they saw
the patrol crew draw the girl IN
conscious now. and her gallant res
cnar In safety 20 the deck.
Miss Mckee recovered conscious
ness before the patrol reached the
dock. and was rushed in a tax. 20
her hotel. Later. after she had
changed into dry clothing and re
covered from the shock. she, laugh
Ing, declared she was none the
xors. for her thrilling experience.
aof course" she said to a Star
reoo,ter, ut didn't realty happen.
And this Interview 10 n fake any
how. The whole things fake.
No enc will be more surprised tnsn
when / read this in The star.
/, YOU have read this far without
tumbIins. you are an April root
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

Il was Ike a giant top that
|.srsd as Il spun. When II was
usxht. the path Of destruction
|uu narrow. Bat when It waohled
4 srourht awful havoc. Sucked
d nso the very heart OF Il vas
\ rxa. Thousands saw him. The
s.5sce moved away over the hills,
|urysrx the man With IL
ms graphically was the Omaha
r,o.e described today by ] Mar
- 1 resident Of the stricken city.
s.u ! visiting relatives in Seattle.
Il Is difficult 20 realize a DIS
u'sr close az hand. said Marine.
u that terrible Sunday afternoon
/ nsk A walk. was abou, a mile
rd a half from my home when
Il kzd 70 seek shelter to escape a
|ezndsr storm. When Il passed ]
fzrted for home. and people com
|sg from the heart OF the city said
|tsre bad been an awful storm.
l Aerghs there had been a storm 2
n. more severe than ordinary.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

goo .-rafiou .OHh talfs fic can. boxes
matrsen. s.. feah ginger snaps. loo n ,
100 and i5e spices. 81. sugar. r. lb aods
rrarkara . TIA Lsc. ground black pepper.
40 fi, cue rakan 30 doE tomatoes, Sc
m selr1ou bellies lbs 1tc. New Eng
land foI.-d dinner. itc. roast pork Din
uar g5cs hemiur 700 al apple butter.
biaek cod 3 lbs Zoo. English bioatsrs.
f9f asc. haiihut. > lba 2bc, red snapper.
100 10
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01
PUBLIC MARKETS


ibs t0c coffoc 81 80 scr teas. SOC %
sacks zoe salt. 1ac 3 lis popcorn. ade
good csc baking powder. iso ih Import 2
"a olive ot. 81 60 gal lhs. peanuts.
goo. SOC toaA soc Do 500 teas. Csc N
Csc coffee lbs sac. coffee gonpound
lbs fTc black pepper ihc lp hits
per,prr f5r lh assorted pure spices, Sc
r4n. 70 It's asrAr. 81. a.ih can hast
eyrip. gQc pkFs grape nuts. tac, tac
cora Makes. f1r t6r Q pteH Iciiq. Csc
so 70 sack flour. z6c. No. 10 corn meal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

& cans corn asr. l1f con syrup. lVc. 3
HE raur pluraa Csc. p cans peaches. 3tr !.
cana cherries. Zoe. ft5-tb sack potatoes.
SO. delivered driod apples. loc To
Green rr1uud bone. lhs ltc. lamb stew
az b. haflhut. q ihs l1g. C0lumbla river
ausjtu 4 ihs use: 2 ma rolled oats, ate
riggs seeded rnisina. l6c, 2 loaVes
frarh hranH Zoe
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01
TOLT TOLT TOLT TOLL

NEW RICHMOND. o.. April l.
Fearing the waves chnrned by its
huge wheels would destroy their
submerged homes, refugees today
fired on the relief steamer Green
land. Three bullets entered the
pilot house. barely missing several
army officers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

Essd Ch8s Edward Russells ar
~ on How Department Store
Ers Live" Coming Nation. Red
fixcn. arh and Pike. SC. go
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01
AT THE THEATRES
THIS WEEK.

scere--DaFk
setropolitan--N'm. Crane In
The Senator Keeps House.
sesttie-Bailey 4 Mitchell stock
eomszny In The Call OF the
North.
0rrhsurS--Yaufeviils
kmpress--Vamdeville.
MISUNDERSTANDING.
sRAso-vaudeviiie and motion
pictures.
|sleMMER - Photoplays and
vaudeville.
|ssleouaNE-Photoplays and
vaudeville.
lHAN5RA - Photoplay1 and
vs1teysIle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

nalds sehermsrhera Aged IS aait
Market
ruth nudeIss -fnfaat Age - dys arie
rP s., !. f'lrs-Asad 90 yr.0s mos
John o',oyis Aged 81 yrs Providence
m,nard. Morris Robinson Aged : yrs
ocetEe. Albert Asgsawaii -AssS yrs 81,
ci,a- 4. bergen -Aasd ss ~. ioT V
Francis saikIey Well. Aged % yrs sas
Infna, smith Minor hospital
ir',nh Sselsff -Ased a. yra mos sos
Hazel rarseee. Aged 20 yrs a mos 70
lfa go eath AZ
~ FLORISTS
RisDoN. ItoNi-r. aaT usIoN II. M
lott sol Speciality. funeral work. cut
flowers
~ FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
GIBSON In this cts March 40. 1914
alinshesh uihson. aiif husaeii as.. age
~ years
Funeral aeryics. viii 10 held at ,hs
timily Residence "Wednesday. April :. a.
Z y m Al friends srs Invited Inter
direction n E e nttisaadt
ANDREWS. LYMAN IA san DISCO.
Cal March ~, 1919 neiovsd father
of WIN v Andrews Mrs. IVA rattef-
~pn, Judge "a Andrews and 4. Ralph
Andrees aged 80 fesfH
Funeral services will - held In He-
aiile Announcements later.
MeMtLti> Entered into rest Monday,
March 81 ~ tho family residences 40
y isfd st. ags ~ years. Miunfs Jana
MeAaiiin beloved aifc % " G. Mc-
Muiiin
FUNERAL services Thursday morning. II
q lisek At the n y church. on X lind
q hedy At private reception rooms %
lfeua and Pheasant. successors % Hisitr
ksfferf. Masonic rempie fremont
woofh> AZ the residencs. ssis spruce
a. March ~. isia. Rev isen 2.
hand II Mary X woessn' pastor 81
the Friends church. asrd and y spruce
fnnersi wiii be held a. the church
chargs u the Home rndeftahtns 20.
and Niil ~ shlpp-d % salem. ~
"a FUNERAL DIRECTORS
LIONS a rHEA~A>r. SIC, ks-oRs no
Nirits Rafferty, Co. NsN Maaanir Ten.
ple sif kiihourus q Phone Nerth tas
BUTTERWORTH & SONS.
1891 FtusE Az
rhe most eempiete HaprtaarY establish.
msni 10 ths world Phone. Malta sad
Euiott SEA
NE sos,h sis " < v~rsa.r
D. " NtrriE-rsDr. r~DrHtAKtH
anf smbaimsr iTts Market 81 Phone
nAiiara sta-
HOME UNDERTAKING.. co, SUCCESS
egs 20 hoasnhurs Co. ltie Ninth a..
Phones Mait .of ard Elliott .fss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01
NEW COMMISSIONER

OLYMPIA. Wash. April Geo.
4. Lee. chairman " the state pub.
nc service commission. today went
out Of office. His successor. judge
Il. NJ. Goldman. o. Seattle. a demo.
crat. viii not begin duties Until
april 10
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

s9-scre ranch. rs acres best kind II
bottom land. balance good clay sol.
house. barn orchard: located on mail
and cream route Look AZ the prizes
and the place. and the bargain. Only
t3Q an acre
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

Christians should read the Com
Ing Nation. Red Wagon. Attn and
Pike. SC.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

io-acre dairy farm. located near good
town and markets. all alder land. haif
cleared good buiidingss lot Of stock
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

hEAHNf tHifuN ron hfNp
rfns Ia ana talk 20 us about our alder
land With living water $3.50 Up. ac-
crrding 20 location owners
III nn4InN HIOCK
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

is-scrs rsneh just north Of city. On
Everett car line. all fenced: spring..
balance
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-04-01

pss-slx rtps Hxssfsp We
NJ nsis . svsosaity u s>Ag.
tag MsssseNaaG Diyss -
nm e.. rAkSk - ps1sA
&nsHln rugar t4aia. tree .nsffv aqn..
Ggsss Masir - beet 80 f~aples W ~
EsS1-assshs 81 hais az. y. ~
2Q-AALg SITUATIONS WANTED
g01tffTtu DESIRES roerfio>.
ref4s~ea~. Phone East 1913
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

Every one has heard of Mana Sahlb,
who caused the Cawnpore massacre.
At least the novelist has done his
whole duty by this unspeakable
wretch. and perhaps little more
than his duty. But no one is quite
sure what became Of the Mana. He
is supposed to have wandered away
into the marshes of Nepal and to have
died of fever, but there has never
been any proof. no death certificate,
so to speak Now comes a CORE
spondent OF the London Standard who
says he has reliable evidence that
the Mana was struggled out of India
into England, and that he lived in
hiding in farmhouse in 0xfordshire.
The Official who helped him to escape
became wealthy from some unknown
source, as did the farmer in whose
house he lived. After time the
Mana again disappeared. and this time
finally, the suggestion being that he
was murdered after paying away all
the money that he had. The Stand
ard correspondent makes his state.
ment in the hope of discovering fur
Their evidence, and we are led to in
fer that he viii presently publish
what he now has.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
ADVERTISEMENT.
SUBURBAN LOTS s25

Houston. Texas. is having the
most wonderful growth of any city
in the United States. Population in
creased from $1,000 to 10000 in
seven years. sl7.09o.O 900. 90 spent on
new buildings in past two years. 800
factories. Government spending 3d.
soc coo 90 on chip channel, making
city seaport. We have just opened
for sale the townsite of Satsuma,
suburb Of Houston, 35 minutes from
heart of city. on railroad and boule-
ward. Lots 50x100 feet. First 200
lots only s2H each. Terms 81 cash
and 81 monthly. Write or call for
particulars or send 81 cash and get
choice location. National Realty
Company. Rooms 9-10 Gilbert Block.
Eighth street, Cairo, Illinois 1879 tt
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
SIS MONTHLY BUYS
SUBURBAN FARM

Fruit, truck or poultry farms near
suburban station, only 35 minutes
from the city Of Houston, near shell
boulevard direct to city. Beautiful
location: rich soil; plenty of rain
fall; fine climate; two and three
crops of potatoes, tomatoes cabbage
and other vegetables which net
growers from 500 to $500 per acre
Fine strawberry country, also in
orange belt. Cash market in the
city for products Only few FIVE
ana ten acre farms at $50 to s55 an
acre. No interests, no taxes. Five
acres, SIS cash and sh monthly; ten
acres, SO cash and $40 monthly.
Write or call today for illustrated
literature and all particulars. Ma
tional Realty Company, Rooms $40
Gilbert Block, Eighth street, Cairo,
III. 1928 If
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
Stone a Druid EsIic.

A large buried stone. concealed for
over thirty years near Anwick church.
Sleaford England. in order TO be out
OF the way of the plough. was de-
scribed. the other day. TO the Lincoln
Shire Naturalists' Union as a>~Druid
relic. The upper pert OF the stone
had been fiattened and an irregular
shaped basin formed to catch snow or
rain used for ritual purposes.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

lived IA years longer THAI his grand
father, Sydney Smith. The author Of
Peter Plymley' once made an elab.
crate calculation as to the way people
apportion their time in the course of
a long life.
When he was seventy-two hef re.
marked to a girl he met. do you
ever reflect how you pass your life.
# you live to be my age, which
hope you may, your life is pass in
the following manner: An hour day
is three years. This makes ~ years
sleeping, nine years dressing, nine
years at table, six years playing with
children. nine years walking. draw
ing and visiting; six years. shopping
and three years quarrellnf.. London
Chronicle.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
ILLINOISCENTRAI
Tho Fast Mai Route
Corrected to January 1st, 1918.
Tratna I.eayo Cairo


1910 a. m. Daily Chicago vesti.
buled ltd, arrf ing Chicago
1915 a. m.
2;15 a. m. Daily 81 Louis Night
It'd, arriving st. TX uis 1890 a. m
Sleeping cars open at $3.50 p. IN.
1:10 a. m. Panama Special.
400 a. m. Thebes A ccommation.
500 a. m. Chicago Daily Express.
1f:15 a. m. st. Louie Fast Mail.
11:15 a. m. Chicago Midday Special
2.45 p. m. Afternoon Express Ton
st. Louis, Odin. Effingham. Mat
toon, Champaign and Chicago, ar.
irving in Chicago .6;15 a. m.
$500 p. m. CarbonC!ale and North.
1905 p. m. Chicago Night Express.
oan be occupied aiter $3.50 .. m.
arriving at Chicago 1850 a. m.
Local sleeper at station. Bsrths
40 a. NJ. Panama Limited for New
Orleans.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
SOME COMMON ERRORS
WORDS THAT TIE AVERAGE PER
SON WILL MisPRoNouNcE.
A Little Study All That Is Needed to
Convince Most of Us That Our
Conversation Is by No Means
Liksly TO Be FisWicss.

Are either and neither pronounced
eether'' and "neether" or "eyether'
and "neyther?" This question. much
disputed, is answered in favor Of
"eether" and 'neether' by Julian W.
Alternately. Not single modern die
tionary gives "eyether" the prefer
ence. says his little book, and goes
on to quote Richard Grant White,
who says "eyether" is an affectatlon
and second rate British affectation
at that. Which should hold the
"eyether" advocates a while.
And now about the word vase It's
pronounced "vace," whether it comes
from the Decent store or Tiffany's,
"vaze' is wrong, says the book, and
"yawz" is vulgar. Another tally for
us old-fashioned folks
Perhaps you've been confused by
hearing people talk about rice and
finding out afterward that they meant
the noun rise" Well, they were
wrong. too A straw vote of the best
modern dictionaries hands the prefer.
ence TO ''rize" as the proper pronoun-
citation,
Another word that is frequently
mispronounced is depot. 1t should be
"deepo." not "deppo' or @daypo,p
Our old friend Jean Vatican Of
course, is properly "zhan Valzhan'
and the great state Of Kansas is pro
nounced as though the first were q
2. The folks who Insist on making ii
soft are all to the bad
J. Pierpont Morgan is "finnan.
seer" not "fynanseer."
The Renaissance is pronounced
"ren6sans,' accent on the last sylla.
BILE, not Renaysans, and Salome gets
her last syllable pronounced
Poets are filed with the divine "af-
flaytus," not the divine eaffiaatus,"
The ruler of Japan is the mikado,
with the accent on the second sylla-
BILE. as all serious minded students OF
Gilbert and Sullivan know and never
the mickadoo
Gibberish is pronounced with hard
&, and not "jibberish," and the word
faecid is "fiaksid,' nor "flasid.
Amateur is "amaturr," not anna
toor" or "amachoor"
The Antipodes-Australia, you
know-are pronounced "antipodeez.
When the wind soughs through the
branches 1t "sows"; never "suffs."
A faucet is ''fawsett," not a "fas.
set"
These are only few examples
The book contains two thousand
words, which are commonly mispro-
nounced, and eight hundred proper
names, which are frequently improp.
erly spoken. A little study of it will
enable you to bawl out almost any Of
your friends frequently, besides tend.
ing. to improve your own vocabulary
aCareless and slipshod enunciatior
among presumably cultivated people
the author says. as probably more
common in the United States than in
any other country in the world a
Frenchman is proud of his speech and
treats it as a fine art, while an Amer
lean regards his speech with indif
ference or contempt"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

g:20 q. m. Memphis and Nashville.
$40 a. m. Memphis, New Orleans
and Hot Springs.
4.35 a. m. Seminole Limited Tor
Birmingham and jacksonville, Fla
500 q m. PAducah and Louisville
Express
1851 D. m. Daily Memphis and Nsw
Orleans.
t:51 D. m. Daily Nashville. ChattA,
nooga and Atlanta.
4.10 p. m. Fulton and Mayfield %
commodation.
$40 .. m. Paducah and Louisvill.
Sleeper, Cairo to- Louisville.
5;45 p. m. Memphis and New or
leans Special.
For through tickets. sleeping car
accommodation and further tnfcr'
nation apply at Illinois Contra
Passenger Station. Cairo, Ill.
7. n. JONES. Ticket AT
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
just Words.

The Agent Then we'll consider
that settled
The Actor--But-er--w what about
the contract?
The Agent-Oh. that's all right, A
verbal contract'll do.
The Actor--Imddie. listen. The
last time had verbal contract /
drew verbal salary.-London Opin.
ion.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
OLD COINS WANTED.

ss$-We pay CASH premiums ON
hundreds of Old Coins. Keep all
money dated before 1895, and send
TEN cents at once for our New H.
Illustrated Coin Value Book, AIT. It
may mean YOUR fortune. Clarke &
Co., Coin Dealers, Dept. SO, lie Roy,
N. Y.-Adrt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

LatS ~urtSfS;,,
willie. did you carry yol;r books
on the left side this morning. de-
msnded mother.
"Yes'm."
Very well Now, don't forget to
carry them on the right side Monday
morning.
What difference does 1t maker"
growIed dad.
you are" snapped mother If the
child didn't alternate. he might get
curvature of the spine"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

"a MANS way.

What do you do when the touse
is cold?"
Il shake down the furnace and open
the radiators
And then if things do not warn
up?"
y 20 to the club
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
Sottare Wanted.

Couple with no children viii lease
or rent modern, desirable, small cot
tage. centrally located viii take
possession March list, State location
and price in first letter. Address
Cottage, care Bulletin. 1-f0-tf
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
Lost and Found.

LOST--A blue silk waist with
silk collar on Walnut street be-
tween Seventeenth and Twenty-sev-
enth streets or on Poplar street be.
tween Twenty-seeond and Twenty
seventh streets. Return to this or
flee and receive reward w. 2. c.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

FOR RENT-Residence No. 406
Twenty-ifth street. 5 roms with
bath. laundry. Placement aud large
yard Perfect repair. Good neigh
borhood and low rent. Apply Can
dee Insurance Agency, cit Ohio
street. Both phones No. las.
1921
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30
ADVERTISEMENT.

Koenig's Labor Agency, No. act
Commercial Ave. Cairo. Bell Phone
Main 479, Supplies MAZE Help oil all
Kinds on Short Notlcs. offices in all
Important Cities.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

WANTED--To buy outage or
two story house with six rooms be-
tween 25th and Sth streets Apply
to r. H.. spann. Bell phone No. 400,
Home phone No. 13. 1-9 If
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

FOR SALE-Three excellent lots
each 200 feet deep by 25 ft. inside.
alley at rear. northeast corner Sew
entieth street and Oglesby avenue.
Chicago. Apply Mrs. Mary j. Can
non, AL Douglas street, Cairo,
1-20 If
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

Ethel-Why did you take off your
hat to that girl' You don't know her,
do you?
Jack-No--er but my brother does,
and this is his hat Princeton Tiger.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-01-30

WANTED--Thirty girls at the
Overall factory, STEADY work, good
pay. Twenty-ninth near Sycamore.
d. l.. Marx C Co.