Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-05-24
LABS + Si. e. Solar


THE EAnLY STRAW Hat Il be-
alnnlpa % look battered.
WE MIGHT celebrate the aoosh
year ~ peace WIN b flrslsclnss war.
a.-o--
PROF BILL TAFT n sort OF Slam
ming those EaF0@ressives.
LAuNDEREp MONEY win circu.
late ~ freely ~ ths ofleinai article.
no ONE BUT = elulton Tor trouble
would denirt more years In the White
House.
ALL on NEARLY al are In favor
Of the recall 81 judges decisions In
babies contests.
CHlNDA in q name that indicates
q talkagivo ambassador: but he haa
nothIne on our own W. J. y.
-
VEsuvIUs mildly albeit ominously
reminds us every ones In while that
she IL stiIl on the Job.
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DENVER ALDERMAN Indicted
for Bribery" says headline yestcr-
day. why h Denver. anyhow
D.
THESE Fatal. explosions In four
Inch guns and on destr0yers are get
Ting TO be trifie too frequent
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GENTLEMEN. you dose noble on
that fair subscription--but tho JOB
isn't done yet.
WHERE'S THAT guy who said Il
was going to be dun SUMMER r.
Roosevelt's libel suit comes ON next
Monday.
AN ITEM In tho dispatches yester-
lday brings up the interesting ques-
ton az 10 whether snoring By a juror
is contempt Of court
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1T Is CLAIMED that the English
women need the outrage more than
their American sisters do. Anyway,
they are working harder for L..
%
Bnrylng It.
II thought you had dropped the
garden idea. What are YOU planting
now"
THE seed catalogue"
o.
AT LAST THERE Is thrill along
the Democratic line. In one day
President Wilson nominated zoe post
masters In twenty-eight states.
D.
LIVES THERE a man
Who dares To bust
The cold and heart
Less baseball trust?
/ SPEAKING OF that Sierra county
affair many q man has been bewitch-
cd BY woman without registering
any strenuous objection 70 the ex-
perisnee.
I AN INDIAN girl. whose name II
Mary Full stomach. haa become a
clerk la the department OF the in
terror she'll change her name. on
government wages.
Z o.
OUR IDEA OF considerable nerve
Is that driver who unhitched the
horses from the blazing gasoline wae-
on yesterday. We should be inclined
to call him 10 the attention OF A.
Carnegie.
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Much More Interesting.
''The American suffragettes have
the right idea for interesting the
men"
"AH TO how"
"Instead OF throwing bricks they
do barefoot dances"
D.
/ Another Contribution.
nnn tpat4fs5 sttnH.aa a nunta 40 nua
Must be that Of some great divine.
But Chesterfield Macmillan Bates
Zach morning shines our number
clghts.
YOUNGSTOWN Telegram.
o.
1 TOO Much johnson.
johnson Win sign Allen Land BIZ. j."
johnson Breaks Pitching Record"
johnson Guilty Under Mann Act"
TOdny's headlines,
"some little trio. accept u from IA"
Said Hiram
And Waiter
And Jack.
Atlanta Journal.
The Cost OF taving.
The birds are singing in the tree;
They're happy az the day iH long.
II We could get our food free we
Would also MARBLE merry song.
Grand Rapids Press.
our food would not take all our pay
Ard We could walk on velvet rugs
II we could live from day To day
ON angleworms and fuzzy bugs.
youngstown Telegram
And we would not give up our pay
To settle stunning bills and big,
II wife, like Eve OF long ago.
Could pick her hobbies from the
hg.
THE STATE PRESS.
What IBID They Leave Outy
II 10 a pleasing sight 10 soc the
trees leaving out and the green
grass gr0wlng all around In This the
Sunshine state, though some snow
fell here last Saturday. ---0allup In
dependent.