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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09
Merchant Pays for Streets.

But, Mr. Editor the funniest thing
IN an taxation Is that tax imposed
against our merchants delivery war
ons FOR the use OF our rotten streets
Rotten means unpaved) In the
hrst place. the merchants helped pave
and light the improved streets. and
rlghtly supposed that they were for
their use as we'll as for that of their
landlords automobile. It seems, how
ever, that the city needed more
money and after counting the red
headed girls and the pigeon toed men,
and hnding the number too limited
and an EXCUSE for taxing them too
difficult TO establish. they decided to
give the merchants another upper
cut and tax their delivery wagons.
You see. they had the shadow OF
reason. as the wagons were wearing
out the chuck holes In our unpayed
districts, and complaints were also
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09
PAY NO ATTENTION
TO ANTI-LIQUOR LAW

LOUISVILLE, Ky, March SIN the
aosenee OF special instructions from
their respective headquarters. local Of.
llces OF the various express companies
are are receiving liquor for shipment with,
VnC regard to the provisions Of the
dry states "
a statement attributed to A. C Som.
mers, representing the Adams and tho
routhern Express companies, saws
tnoses, companies will pay Vno atfen'
Ion iron to the law, at least until the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09
Pays Taxes, Is a Crook.

Smith. the owner OF the building.
pays regular taxes and is an envied
landlordi Brown, owner of the mcr-
chandise. pays regular taxes and
merchants license, and humbly sub
mits TO being called a merchandise
crook by the shopping public; Jones
clips coupons in n sweat box once. a
quarter and pays no taxes. except
those imposed upon his conscience.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09
Greatest Nerve
vitalizer Known
a 5O-GENT BOX FREE
A Recent Discovery. Kellogg's sanitone
Waters, the Most Effective Nerve
Shengthener for Men and Wo-
men Ever Found by Science.

This is the worlds newest. safest, most
reliable and effective nerve invigorntor.
revitalizer. brain awakener. body strength
ener. without equal in the worlds history
OF medicine 1t brings about a change from
that awful, dull. weak, lazy, dont-give-a-
hang feeling to brightness, strength,
clear headedness and courage which is
Temarkable.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09

II is estimated that one block of white marbe-1OO.
feet and 20 feet deepwill furnish all the stone
that will be required for the outside of the capitol
Building This will make only small hole III OUR DE
POST OF PURE WHITE MARBLE, measuring 300
feet wide bv 5000 feet long And don't forget that OUR
MARBLE taIlies exactly with what the Capitol Commits
sion DESIRES Could prospects for landing the big order
be brighter?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09

coming from residents OF these streets
that some OF the drivers were using
oars and splashing water and mud on
their front porChes Some OF our de-
livery wagon drivers do not row as
well as others, ! am told. Then II
was noticed that some OF the boys did
not stop rowing until after they had
been on the paved street for two or
three blocks. and so damaged the
pavement with their oars. You know,
the waves run pretty high on our un-
paved streets In the spring and when
they break against the pavement
they sometimes cover il with debts
for a distance of two or three blocks.
and the boys can't always tell where
TO ship their oars.
The city might maintain that they
had reason enough TO tax wagon
for trying 10 use our canals with
out taking out either n fishing or
duck shooting license. but this would
hardly be In harmony with the mer-
chants point OF view who has to pay
;or the up-keep OF the vehicles.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09
Cathedral Burned.

CBARLoTTETowN. r. Il. l.. March s-st
Duns,an's Roman Catholic cathedral. tho largest
church IN this province. was DESTROYED by fire
today. trhe losg Is $500 600 Tho church was
built ak years ago. Bishop o. Lcary was 10 have
celebrated tho rlpins out OF tho church debt at
q special service on May 1a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09
Merchants Not Unreasonable.

Tue merchant really ought 10 be a
protected species OF game rather
than one with "a bounty on his
scalp" So they arc the regular phil
anthropists for the exploitation OF ev-
cry trick. device or ambition that
ahsorbs the Interest OF the human
race. For instance. when Jasper's
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09
Iron Worker Released

LEAvENwoRTH Kan. March ,s,,ly,0
Lcgloitnor OF Dcnvor, one OF inc ..rslYiS
men convicted nj Indianapolis oi ..,ssr,s .
TRANSPORT dynamite Illegally, WAS tc,.rs
the federal penitcntlory hero shortly NO. p!
today. Ills bond was $40. 900. Lssle'His ~
fifteenth man concerned In tue cue -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09

The regular 81 size Of Keuogg's sani-
tone Waters are for sale In Salt Lake
City by Schramm-J johnson Drug Co, Sec
ond South and West Temple: a. C, NJ I.
ldrug department), 1l2 South Main: w.
D Mathis Co. 32f South Main: Sun
Drug Co. 2s1 South West Temple: willis
Horne Drug Co., 8 South Main.
AdTeyffscmentS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09
The Proposition is Merely This:

The Capitol Marble Contract is to be had. The
bic is here in the State-and WE OWN 1T. There is
no question but that be awarded the contract
PROVIDED WE CAN "DELIVER THE GOODS.' We
have shown hand We have told you that we did
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09

If we had the money to pay for the proper equipment
quarry and mill with the modern machinery need
ed TO handle the big order of marble for the Capitol
Building, you would not have opportunity to buy
stock in this company at any price. Right now,
without the Capitol Contract stock is worth its par
value Of S. 90 per share With the Capitol Contract
and the bound1ess future opportunities, result of
developing quarres-tEe value of such stock
be scarcely estimated Every cent invested will
represent dollars later
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09

And it is known by all concerned that have white
marble deposits of the very finest quality sufficient to
for many contracts the size of the for Utah's
Capitol. It's not question of HAVING THE GOODS
IFS question of DELIVERING THE GOODS.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09

EForn NC pnSEfiye Undemiable Proof:
Construction Company for
building comes from
the ng9esS sa
biy II Of such will withsnd the agencies
marble 70
DeeretP
of March 6, 1913
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09

not have all the money necessay and we invite you to
Join with us in our enterprise. AS emergency
ure we offer you stock at Soc the dollar. And
what's more
YOu Will Not BE Asked fOr q Dollar
Unless we Get GEne Contract
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-03-09

Since our first announcement Friday morning severa
of the shrewdest nvestorsmen who always play safe
who never jump at stock promotion schemes, but viii
consider legitimate proposons-have called at our Of
fees and investigated with view to investing. Som
have subscribed for stock and have advised their friend
to invest AS the news of offer and our prospect
for big earnings spread activity in the sale of the stool
increases Every dollar will be subscribed by Utah peo
pie. AS we have said before-We entered this race II
win, and WE WILL WIN.
How many shares do you want? Speak quickly.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1913-07-12

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The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1913-07-12
FRATERNAL Orders


L o. o. p.
HUMBOLDT LODGE NO.
Is. / o. oF-Meeti-p
first and third Wednesday -
evenings Of each month at ss,v~
state building Visiting brothen =
good standing always welcome
CHAs 2 SwEZY, y. q
". r. RICH, Secretary.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1913-07-12

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The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1913-07-12

HUMBOLDT CHAPTER NO Q.
r A M-Neetisp Aeid ss~A.
their han It p. N % the XA
second and fourth Friday
evenings Of each month An Con
panfon Royal Arch Masons In esoa
standing are cordially invited to At
send- FELIX POCLrN. n p
CHRIS woLP, Secretary.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1913-07-12

WINSENUCeA AERIE NO. 4s7. p
o. E-Regnlar meetings Of Whine
ma<>s As-s No. 4s7. Fratsrnh Or
der Of Eagles viii be held on the
second snd fosrsh Monday evening
Of e&eh month in Silver State Aall
Visiting Eagles are cordially invited
70 attend al sessions % the Aerie
G. z BOBINS ". p.
II. W. DUNCAN. Secretary.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1913-07-12
NOTICE TO OWNERS W DOGS

AZ uxns-< ~ fozs Il. Wfnusmuses
K-s aerssr ussIfsd taAt The aanHal
Ssease > 1sw Ire ard are requested
en- maze paTrsut 70 ne
Z A LEWIS
Der EeeEss Collector.
tfv4r aeuL. lU.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1913-07-12

wINNEMUCCA LODGE NO.
10. p. end AN-s<sted cen
~munieations win be held ut Xxx
their han in the silver STATE
block until further notice Il 7.3n
m on the arss Saturday evening :
each month An Master Maso,s !.
good standing are cordially i,vis.d
TO attend n. ". DUNCAN. ~
CHRIS WOLF, Sssrssac
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-04
ONLY JOKING

Johnny was rather apprehensively
awaiting his fathers return from
business. He had a curious little feel
ing that more would be heard about
the broken spanes Of glass in old
Crimes glasshOuses,
Take off your coat, my son, and
come along with mel" said pa, after
he had rested from dinner.
You're not going to give me a
hiding, are you, pa?" inquired young
hopeful, with a nervous gulp,
Didn't l tell you this morning that
1 would settle with you for your bad
behavior when 1 came homer" quer-
led father.
yes" said Johnny hopefully; "but
I thought you were only joking, like
wheG you told the grocer you would
settle With him."
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-04
VALUE FOR AIMS

VALUE FOR AIMS
That noisy, rackety hour when
James Willie came home to his mid
day meal was in progress, and J. WIS
mother lOnged to hear the schoOl-bel
clang forth it's summons for the
afternoon.
Ma" called that young hopeful
excitedly, "do give me a penny for a
poor man who's crying outside our
door,
Ma was visibly touched. Such
deep-seated sympathy from her
usually Grant son struck a new
note-a note that twanged warmly
on the cords Of her womanly heart.
ooh, you dear, kind BOY" said ma,
kissing her offspring tenderly, and
fishing in her housekeeping purse at
the same time. "Of course I'll give
you a penny! No, I'll make it two
indeed / will"
; Two nimble cOppers were about to
change hands when another query
tumbled from mothers lips.
Whats the man crying about,
dear?" she inquired pathetically
Fine ripe gooseberries, mother"
came the answer,
But there was no response, and the
cOppers tumbIed back among til; ="
fellows in the purse.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-04
AND MEN MUST TOLL

X AND MEN MUST TOLL
The day was hot, the hour rapidly
approaching closing time, and the
Fsalesman thoroughly worn out and
tired.
Still he was a good salesman, and
the customer before him-a lady
faultlessly attired in next years fash
ions-had all the appearance of being
a really good patron.
Cheerfully, therefore, he unroled
and re-rolled piece after piece of
Iinoleum for her inspection, But all
ITO no purpose. Nothing, it seemed,
could satisfy her hypercritical taste.
'Tm extremely sorry, madam"
said the salesman, "but Pm afraid
I've shown you all the Iinoleums l
have in stock. OF course, l can get
some more up from our factory; and
ST you care to call again tomorrow"
81 Eyes" broke in the customer, per
haps I'd better leave it at that. You
see, l want quite a small design
something suitable for the floor of a
eanary's cage!"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
Reason Why.

She was a dear, old fastened
modest simple, maiden lady. So that
when she announced the fact that she
thought of paying chiropodist visit
her great friend was duly astonished
Il didn't know you suffered from
corns," remarked the latter when the
news was first broken to her.
II don't" replied the old lady mild.
ly, albeit firmly; neither am ] af-
ficted with bunions, chilblains. nor
any other pains in the feet"
Her friend gazed at her with grow
ing CONSERVATION.
Then, my dear" she demonstrated
gently, what on earth do you want
to visit a chiropodist for?"
The little old lady's cheeks blushed
a delicate pink as she leaned forward,
laid one mittened hand on her interro-
gators arm and whispered:
It's this way my dear. ! do so
want to be able to boast that at least
once in my life ! had a man at my
feet"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
"SecIuded Saint"

The Australian government officials
are wrestling in these days with the
millions of cards issued and returned
in connection with the 1911 census.
One woman wrote that she was IAN
unclaimed treasure" Another of thlr-
ty-seven replied, Not married; have
not given up hope yet" In reply to a
query as to religion, man in prison
described himself as secluded
saint" Another said he was a blue
light" a third was Simple lifer."
One woman referred to herself as. a
Roaming Catholic" and another
claimed to belong to the Shirts of
England"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
Rash ON FACE FOR 2 YEARS

Sioux Falls, S. D.-"My trouble OF
skin disease started merely as a rash
on my face and neck, but it grew and
kept getting worse until large scabs
would form, tester and break. This
was just on the one side Of my face,
but it soon scattered to the other
side. suffered great deal, especial
ly at night, on account Of its itching
and burning. / would scratch 1t and
of course that irritated 1t very much.
This rash was on my face for s5out
two years, sometimes breaking out
lots worse and forming larger sores.
1t kept me from sleeping day or night
for couple of months. My face look
ed disgraceful and l was almost
ashamed to be seen by my friends.
"a friend asked me to try Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment l would
battle my face with hot water and a
lot Of Cuticura Soap, then would put
on the Cuticura Ointment. In less
than two days time, the soreness and
inflammation had almost entirely dis
appeared, and in four weeks time you
could not see any of the rash. Now
my face is without a spot of any kind
I also use them for my scalp and hair
They cured me completely" (Signed)
Miss Pansy Hutchins, Feb 6, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample Of each
free, with 32-p Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuucura. Dept L, Boston"
Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
She Understood.

A charming French woman was the
guest of New York family at a pop
ular roof garden
AS the orchestra was finishing a
number she asked one of the gentle.
men in the party who had been one
of her most devoted admirers:
What is Eat re musicians are play
ing?"
Love Me and the World Is Mine, "
replied the man.
Yes, ! understand Eat is how you
feel" said the young woman, with a
glance of coquetry, but re tune Eat
zey play, Msieu, vat ees eet, please?"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
Just a Bit Mixed.

London is laughing over a story
which has recently come out concern
ing Lloyd George. 1t appears that
shortly after the death of King Ed
ward an Englishman travelling in
Wales got into talk with an elderly
Welshman and happened to be the
first to tell him of the kings demise.
And who might be king now?" ask.
ed the Welshman.
why, George is king now"
"Georgel" he exclaimed in surprise
well, how he has got on, to be sure
and me to remember him as a little
lawyer in Criccieth!"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
GOOD TIMES IN CANADA
BUSINESS PRosPERING, TRADE
INCREASING AND FINANCES
IN GOOD SHAPE.

The present tightening up OF money
must not be looked upon as being in
any sense brought about by financial
stringency. 1t is really more a period
OF stock-taking resorted to by the
banks to ascertain the true condition
OF the finances and trade of the coun.
try, Legitimate business enterprises
are not affected. Throughout the
States there are those who II allowed
to continue borrowing, would inev-
itably be means towards precipi.
tating something a good deal worse
than they feel now. In Canada, the
conditions are excellent and 1t is
safe to say business was never bet.
ter. The pulse OF trade is carefully
watched by the Finance Department
Of the Dominion government, and 1t
is illuminative to read portions of the
address of Hon. W. T. White, the
Finance Minister, delivered few days
ago before the House OF Commons.
Mr.. Whites remarks are in part as
follows: nr
1T falls agreeably to my lot to ex-
tend my most hearty congratulations
to the House and the country upon
the prosperous conditions which 1t
continues to be our good fortune to
enjoy. / am happy to announce that
the outcome Of the last fiscal year,
which ended on March 81, will prove
even more satisfactory as rejecting
by far the highest pitch to which our
national prosperity has yet attained. /
have every expectation that when the
books are closed, 1t will be found that
the total revenue will have reached
the splendid total of $16S, 100000, or
an increase over the year 1912 of
over $92,000,O00. Some indication OF
the magnificent growth of the Domin-
ion may be CLEANED from the fact that
this increase in revenue during the pc
riod of one year almost equals the en-
tire revenue of the country seventy
years ago.
THE augmentation of revenue to
which / have referred has not been
irregular, spasmodic or intermittent
In its nature, but has steadily charac-
terized each month of the entire fiscal
year 1t was Of course mainly derived
from Customs receipts, but the other
sources of revenue-excise, post office
and railways-also gave us very sub
stantial Increases"
That in a period Of great finan-
cial stringency not only have we not
been obliged to resort to the con-
gested markets of the world, but have
been able to reduce SO substantially
1923, ,000) the debt of the Domin-
ion, must be a matter of qualification,
both to the House and to the people
of Canada.
81 believe that during this period
OF exceptional money stringency the
credit of the Dominion as reflected in
the quotations of it's securities has
maintained itself among the highest
in the world"
Owing to the favorable state of it's
finances Canada was in a position to
pay off heavy loan in cash without
recourse to the issue of bills or Sc
Observation-Disclosures.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
A Memory.

"Caruso's bones are musical" says
an English doctor; IF you tap one OF
his knuckles it gives out a higher
pitched and more resonant tone than
those OF the average person" Far be
it from layman's thought to dispute
the word Of an eminent medical au-
thority, but from our school days we
have lively recollections of tap on
the knuckles resulting in tones that
for high pitch and resonance would
beat any that Caruso ever uttered
New York Sun.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
CHANGE IN BILL TO HIT CANADA
Amendment to Tariff Bill by Senate
Committee Puts Provision Of Reel
pFocity Act in Measure,

Committee Puts Provision of Reel \
J procty Act in Measure.
J Washington, June 14-Amending the
section of the Underwood tariff bill
which would place on the free list all
print paper valued at not more than
2l12 cents pound, the majoity men,
bers of the senate finance committee
today voted TO incorporate in the bill
the provisions of the Canadian reci-
procity act passed in 1911.
This action would extend the free
list to include all print paper valued
at not more than four cents a pound
ION the condition that no export duty,
or other export charge of any kind, or
any prohibition OF restriction in any
way of the expectation shall have been
imposed upon such paper, board or
wood pulp, or the wood pulp used in
the manufacture of such paper or
board"
Although the word Canada" is
omitted from the amendment adopted
by the committee it would operate
against Canada because of that ma.
tons restrictions on exports of wood
and chemical pulp. Senator Simmons,
chairman of the finance committee,
said that other restrictive provisions
of countervailing duties aimed against
Canada which have been proposed had
not yet been acted upon by the ma
jority and that the matter would be
taken up again tomorrow. He added
that there might be reconsideration OF
the action thus far taken.
Under the reciprocity amendment,
pulp, wood. or paper could come in
free from Canada when it is the pro-
duct OF free lands in Canada, lands
unrestricted by export duty or license
fee. Senator Simmons stated he be-
lieved the committee could conclude
it's work by next Wednesday and that
the Democratic caucus could then be
called to meet Immediately.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
Blame Placed on Engineer.

Stamford. Conn, June 14.-Declar.
ing emphatically that the brakes had
failed to respond properly, that ne
had tried to take precaution and had
done all he could to avert an acct
dent nEgineer Charles j. Doherty OF
New Haven, told a damatlc rtcry to.
day at the inquest into the wreck in
this city last evening of the ramming
of the first section of the Springfield
express by his engine, the second sec
ton, on the New York, New Haven
and Hartford railroad, which resulted
IN six deaths.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1913-06-20
How They Measured.

From the meadow the road began
to ascend, and about noon we started
to climb Greeley Hill-a thirteen mile
road leading TO its summit AS the
afternoon began to wane, and we had
zig2agged our way over what seemed
to us thirteen miles of road, we met a
resident of the region and ventured tC
ask him how they measured miles In
that country.
oh, we just let a greyhound loose
and when he drops dead, that's mile,
was the reply."-Suburban Life Maya
zine.