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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
ALL WORTHY A TRIAL
DISHES POPULAR IN MEXICO MAY
BE APPRECIATED HERE.
HIshiy FlaSored 5ut Tasty Are All
Theae ReclPes-Dellcious Chile
saucs-Turkey Dressing Our
Southern Nelchbors Like.

Chile Ssuse.-Take u half peck OF
ripe tomatoes. three green peppers,
three large onions, five cups of brown
sugar, one teaspoonful each OF ground
allspics, cloves and cinnamon Chop
the onions and peppers together, put
in a preserving kettle with two and q
hglf cups OF vinegar and boil for an
hour and half; salt to taste. Bottle.
Red Chile Sauce (chiIe colorAdo).-
Take six large ripe tomatoes, three
tablespoonfuls of brown sugar. one
spoon each of ground ginger and Gin
nRmon; half spoon OF ground cloves:
one cup OF vinegar; half q spoon Of
ground mustard; one pod OF dry red
pepper; two large white onions, bit
of Glove or garlic. Cook until 1t thick
ems. Bottle and it will keep Indefinitely.
Chicken With Almond Sauce.-Boil
chicken, either whole or cut in
pieces; an onion, carrot, bit of gar
lie, piece of ham, some thyme, sweet
marjoram and half cup of vine gar
the chicken when cooked to be served
with the following sauce Grind four
ounces Of almonds, heat little lard
with a Glove of garlic web mashed.
then dissolve a little -four in some OF
the stock and stir, to prevent browning
too much. Add a piece of butter and
ladle full Of stock. Incorporate the
almonds, the ham and parsley, chopped
fine; add salt, pepper and dash of
nutmeg. Chop two hard boiled eggs,
fine chopped, put in chicken and boil.
This is dish fit for king. 1t is said
that 1t was the one Spanish dish to
which the AZtecs took kindly
Turkey Dressng-Until within the
last few years, after the introduction
| Of the American cooking stove, Next
cans rarely baked fowls, as they prefer
their fowls and meats boiled. The fol-
| lowing recipe for cooking and dressing
turkeys is followed by the housekeep-
ers on allIhe haciendas (plantations)
| and not few city cooks. 1t is q vari-
alton from the baked turkey OF the
United States. Clean the turkey or
fowl, spread with lard and pepper, put
on in large pot and boil. When near
ly done take out and stun with this
dressing: Five small green onions,
five apples that have been boiled and
mashed through a colander. four
ounces of ham cut into small bits. pep
per and salt. Fry this ell together
until done, stuff the turkey, put back
in pot and boil until done. Remove
from pot; have ready a large, deep
vessel in which there is boiling lard.
Put in the turkey, and turn frequently
so that it may be Drowned on all sides.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

Does look rar'," agreed the fore
man.
Then take it out and build fire
under it. I'll consent to eat here, but l
won't turn cannibal. even to please
you"
I'm sorry" Slower aid not inter
rupt his carving.
Your diet amt been right" ex-
planned Willie you amt wild enough
to suit u.s."
rs this joker"
I'VE amt never joked with YOU ut,
have WEI"
NO But"
This breakfast goes as she lays!"
Glass broke abruptly into smothered
merriment. when I laugh nowadays
it's funny joke he giggled.
That grown men could be SO stupid
was unbelievable, and Wally, seeing
himself the object of a senseless
prank, was reused to anger.
Lawrence, get my coat" said he.
1--we been bullied enough; I'm going
4 up to the house" When Slower only
continued whiting methodically, he
burst out: Stop honing that shin
| bone! If you like it you can eat it,!
I'm going now to swallow a stack of
hot cakes with maple syrup"
| Mr. Speed" Willie impaled him
with a steady glare, you'll eat what
we tell you to, and nothin' else! If
we say grass, grass it'll be. You're
goin' to beat one Skinner if it takes
human life. And if that life hap
pens to be yours, you got nobody but
yourself to blame"
Indeed"
you heard me! I've been set to
ride herd on you daytimes, the other
boys II guard you nights. We been
double-crossed Once-it won't happen
| again
You intend to make me eat this
disgusting stuff, whether l want to or
not?" Even yet the youth could not
| convince himself that this was other
than joke.
No, Willie shook his head 1--WE
just aim to make you want to eat it."
Then Larry Glass made his fatal
mistake.
Say, why don't you let Mr. Speed
buy you new photograph, and call
the race Off" he inquired.
Slower, stricken dumb, paused, knife
in hand; Willie stared as if bereft of
motion. Then the former spoke slow
ly. Looks like we'd ought to smoke
up this fat party, Will"
Willie nodded, and Glass realized
that the little mans steel-blue eyes
were riveted balefulIy upon him.
I've had bunch it would come to
that" the near-sighted one replied
Every time look at him I see a
bleedin' bullet hole in his abominable
region, about here" He laid finger
upon his stomach, and Glass felt a
darting pain at precisely the same
spot.
That's where you hit the gambler
at Ogden" he heard Slower say-it
might have been from great distance
but | aim for the bridge of the
nose"
The belly amt so sudden as the
eyesocket, but it's more lingerin.
and q heap painfuller, explained the
gun man, and Speed was moved to
sympathy.
Larry only wanted to please you
Ell, Larry?" he said. nervously. but
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
BEES STING A FERRY CROWD
Considerable Action When Box Hold.
ing Hives Splits Open and 1000
Are Released

Philadelphia-Two thousand busy
little bees raised much turmoil and
excitement at the Market street ferry.
A large packing box containing two
hives with 1900 bees was being
shipped to Paulsboro, N. ]. When the
drayman reached the ferryhouse the
box slipped off and fell to the street
and burst open The enraged bees
at once mixed with crowd of 1000
commuters and then action began.
Lieutenant Buehler on spirited horse
rode into the fray, His steed was
stung and tried to stampede into the
crowd Finally the crate was pulled
on the ferry boat Camden and when
she left her slip the 1000 bees few
after it, making life uncomfortable
for everybody on the boat. Had the
queens left either of the hives 1t is
estimated that traffic at the ferry
would have been suspended for the
rest of the day.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

three bottles and it made me we'll and
strong and I avoided dreadful opera
ton. l now have two fine healthy chill
dren, and / cannot say too much about
what ydiaE E. Pinkham egetable Com
pound has done for me. - Mrs. LEE
MANGEs, R. F. d. 10, Mogadore, Ohio.
Why will women take chances with
an operation or drag out sichly, half
hearted existence, missing three-fourths
of the joy of living, when they can find
health in Lydia E. Pinkham s Vegetable
Compound?
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, inflammation.
liberation, tumors, irregularities, etc.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by
woman and held in strict confidence.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
TRAPPED IN BURNING TREE
Chased by Bull, Farmer Has TO Beat
Out Flames in Topmost
Branches.

Muskegon. Mich.-Attacked by a
bull and forced to take refuge in d
tree, which later caught fire from
burning brush, was the thrilling ex-
perience of r. T. Lane, an Eggleston
township farmer living near here.
Lane managed to beat out the fire
in the tree. He had his eyebrows
burned off and his clothing scorched.
He climbed 60 feet into the tree be-
fore he was able to check the flames
that spread through the branches.
The bull kept in the neighborhood OF
the tree and Lane was unable to make
his escape for several hours.
Finally line of fire forced the bull
away from the tree and Lane was
able to descend. He fed through the
hot embers OF the brush fire and had
one foot burned.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
CHAPTER xlII.-continued.

81 give him q nerve treatment A
jack-rabbit jumped at him this morn
ing and he bolted to the outside fence"
Larry forced his employer to seat,
then, securing a firm hold of the flesh,
began to discourse learnedly upon
anatomy and hygiene, the while his
victim writhed 1t was evident that
the cattlemen were intensely interest
ed. We'll, sir, when l first got him
his sploven was in terrible shape, -
said Larry. In fact, l never saw
such "a"
What was in terrible shape?" ven
tured the tenor.
His sploven."
"Sploven! Is that a locality or a
BEVERAGE"
Glass glowered at the cause of the
interruption It's a nerve-center, of
course!" Then to the others, he ran
on, glibly: The treatment was sim
pie, but 1t took time You see, | had
to first trace his bedildo to its source,
like this" He thrust a finger into
Wally's back and plowed a furrow rp-
ward you seA?" He paused, tri-
umphantly "A tore-shortened bedildo!
II amt we'll yet"
Can a man run fast with one of
them?" inquired Willie.
Certainly, er-tain-ly-provided, of
course, that the percentage of spelldif-
fer in the blood offsets it."
Both cowboys came closer now, and
hung eagerly upon every word
"And-does it do-that?" they ques-
toned, while Fresno suggested that it
was not easy to tell without bleeding
the patient.
mo, no! You can hear the spell
differs" Glass motioned to Willie,
Put your ear to his chest. Hear
anything"
Hearts poundin' like a Calls at q
brandin'"
Which proves it," proudly asserted
the trainer. "Barrin' accidents. Mr.
Speed will be in the pink of condition
by Saturday"
The cowmen beamed benignantly.
That's fne!"
I'VE are sure pleased, and we've got
something for you, Mr.. Speed Come
on, Mr.. Fresno. and give us hand.
Wen bring it in"
It's a PRESENT." exclaimed the ath-
lete, brightly, when the three had gone
out. "They seem more friendly this
morning"
"Yes!" Glass laughed, mirthlessly
"They think you're going to win
Il,
win? You never saw this cook run.
Il don't have to; I've seen you"
Just the same, I'm in pretty good
shape. Maybe I could run if l really
tried"
Send yourself along, kid. It won't
harm you none" The speaker famed
himself. and took a seat in the cosey-
corner.
"Ah. Here they come, bearing
gifts" Speed rose in pleased expec-
fancy. Il wonder what it can be?"
The three who had just left re-en-
tered the room, carrying a trayload of
thick railroad crockery.
We've brought your breakfast to
YOU" explained Slower Wed like you
to eat alone till after the race. Stlll
Bill began to white what appeared to
be a blood-rare piece of flesh. while
Willie awkwardly arranged the dishes.
you want me to eat as well as sleep
here?"
Exactly"
"oh, can't do that! I'm sorry,
but"
Don't make us insist" Willie looked
up from his tray, and Glass raised a
moist hand and said;
Don't make EN- insist"
with fascinated stare Speed drew
nearer 70 Slower and examined the
meat bone.
"Why-why. that's raw" he ex
claimed.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

GRIM, watchful sentry just outside the
door he could not imagine, but when
the breakfast-bell reminded him OF his
hunger, he banished his fears for the
sake of the edibles his custodians had
served.
Don't you want anything to eat?''
he inquired, when Larry made no move
to depart for the cookhouse.
mo"
mot hungry, eh?"
I'm hungry enough to cat a plush
cushion, but"
WHAT"
Mary"
"Mariedetta?"
Sure She's been chasin' me again.
If somebody don't side track that Gu
ban, I'll have to lick Carara." He
sighed. 81 told you we'd ought to tin
can it out Of here. Now it's too late. "
1t was perhaps a half-hour later
that Helen Blake came tripping into
the gymnasium, radiant, sparkling, her
crisp white dress touched here and
there with blue that matched her eyes,
in her hands sunshade, a novel, and
a mysterious little bundle
1--WE were so sorry to lose you at
breakfast" she began.
Wally led her to the cosey-corner,
and seated himself beside her.
Il suppose it is a part Of this hor-
rid training. would never have men
toned that foot race IL had dreamed
it would be like this"
Here at least was soul that sym
pathized.
"The only hardship is not to see
you," he declared softly.
Miss Blake dropped her eyes.
Il thought you might like to go walk
ing; it's a gorgeous morning. You
see, I've brought book TO read to you
while you rest--you must be tired aft
er your run"
Il am, and I will. This is awfully
good of you, Miss Blake" Speed rose.
overwhelmed with joy, but the look of
Glass was not to be passed up. I
I'm afraid it's impossible, however"
The blue eyes flew open in aston
ishment "Why?" the girl questioned.
tTO BE CONTINUED)
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
Hecatan Tried To,

Philip" said the teacher, parse
tht sentence. 'Yucatan is PENN
sula'
"Yes'm," falteringly began Philip,
who never could understand gram
mar any way, "Yucatan is a proper
noun, nom'tive case, second person.
singular
"Why?" asked teacher in amaze
ment, how dc you make that out?"
"Yes'm." said Philip, swallowing
hard. First person l ca tan, second
person. Yucatan, third person, Heca-
tan; plural, first person Wecatan. Sec
ond per"
But right here the teacher tainted.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
EgcaIIoped OYSTERS.

This amount is for two. Use one
pint of oysters. Roll into fine crumbs
a dozen and a half of crackers. Take
a quart (enameled or cTockery) dish,
butter it well, then put in layer OF
the cracker crumbs to cover the bot
tom, then cover with a layer Of oys-
tiers and bits OF butter and a little
shake OF pepper and Lalt. and sc on
alternately, until oysters are used,
having last layer Of oysters. Then
pour over the top the oyster liquor
and a cup of milk with an egg beaten
up in it, Put in oven and bake about
three-Quarters of an hour. Delicious.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
Eat the Eco ShelIs.

A teaspoonful of chloride of calcium,
three times a day, dissolved in water,
Is healthful and nourishing, according
to the German professors, Emerich and
Leow. Lime. IL taken In slight quaint.
ties as food, they contend, is proven.
tive and a cure of many physical ills
which now affiict humanity, increasing
the vitality of the organism. protecting
it from harmful microbes and curing
infammatory affections.
Instead of throwing away the shells
when one eats eggs, 1t would be bet
ter to eat the shells and discard the
yolk and white, according to a per
sonal view of these professors.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

device is to fasten to the inside OF
the cupboard door. with strong brack-
cts. a rounded wooden shelf A hole
must be made in the middle TO hold
the wash bowl and pitcher securely,
and a narrow rim of wood nailed
around the outside OF the shelf to
keep the soap. toothbrush holder and
other toilet articles from slipping of
Although not thing OF beauty. the
bowl and pitcher made OF aluminium
or granite are more desirable as they
are not breakable A towel rack mag
be fastened above the shelf.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

Glass made no reply, His distended
orbs were frozen upon Willie. 1t was
doubtful if he even heard.
"Our honor amt for SALE" Still Bill
declared.
Here Berkeley Fresno spoke. ''Of
course not. And you mustn't think
that Speed is trying 70 get out of the
race. He wants to run! And IL any
thing happened to prevent his running
he'd be broken-hearted, l know he
would"
WiIlie's hypnotic eye left the train
er's abdomen and travelled slowly to
Speed.
What could happen" questioned
he.
"N-nothing that l know Of
You don't aim 10 leaye?'
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

Wilson, who has just retired from the
office of finance MEMBER of the coun-
ell OF India
Sir Guy was recalling in a speech
at 2 farewell dinner the great changes
that had come about in the viceroy' S
legislative council as q result of Lord
MoTley's act. Four years ago, when
Sir Guy Wilson began work in India,
it was a body Of only twenty-one
members, and he remembered well the
day on which he was required 70 an
swer the criticisms on his first
budget Sir Guy said: 1T was on
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
Date Biscuits.

Mix and sift two cups Of pastry
-four, four teaspoons baking powder.
and one-half teaspoon salt. Work In
two tablespoons butter. then add grad
ually three-iourth cup OF milk. Toss
onto Toured board, roll to one-third
inch thickness and shape with small.
round cutter. first dipped in -four. On
half the pieces place date from
which the stone has been removed.
brush round edges with melted but.
ter. cover with remaining pieces. press
edges firmly together, place In but
tered pan and bake in a hot oven
from IL to Is minutes
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
Stuffed seets.

Boil new beets of even size until
tender. Set aside for several hours,
or over night, covered with vinegar.
When ready TO serve rub off the skin,
scoop out the center of each to form
a cup and arrange the cups on let
tuce leaves. For each five cups chop
fine cucumber. Make a French
dressing Of two tablespoons Of oil,
a teaspoon OF vinegar (scant), one
fourth Of teaspoonful each OF pap
rika and salt. Stir the dressing into
the cucumber and fill the beets with
mixture. Take the beet removed to
form cups. cut slices. forming stars
or any shape, and decorate the top
OF each cup.
Chopped radish, cress, olives or
celery are all excellent for filling.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
Parsley Jelly.

This is a very economical Jelly and
delicious. Take any quantity of pars-
ley, cover with water and boil about
half an hour. Then run through the
jelly bag, measure and allow one cup
of sugar TO one cup OF juice, add two
or three rose geranium leaves, which
give fine flavor Now boil all to-
gether until it becomes as thick as
honey.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

tWo-pound has. win you take supper
with me tonight in q private room AT
the tavern2 II you consent, blow your
nose on the stage and l viii under
stand
Nine. Bernhard laughed again.
And the worst Of il was, she said.
~ had bad Geld at the time and was
Sfraid TO blow my nose all the even
ing"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
SPOKE HIMSELF TO SLEEP
British Statesman Relates Amusing
Experience in observation-disclosures
SIumbers During Talk.

London.-The historic feat Of the
late duke of Devonshire in yawning.
to the delight of Disraeli. in the mid
die OF his own maiden speech in the
commons is generally Teckoned unique
Of its kind But it is positively oblit-
Grated by an incident that was de-
scribed lately by Sir Guy Fleetwood
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

weary. All you need is rest and more
air in your lungs Sit down quietly
and comfortably and breathe deeply
twenty-five times. Rest a moment and
repeat.
This air forced into the body re-
moves the waste material which makes
you weary.
Don't eat all you want.
Food not needed for support OF the
system is so much extra work for the
body and requires more air TO dispose
OF IT,
This regimen viii diminish your
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

ured cut from the Is squares marked
on the top of his shell, each square rep
resenting 30 years. Two policemen
and two menagerie keepers enjoyed a
ride on the turtles back when il ar
rived. A policeman Pokes the turtle
with his club and he bit the club In
4xrr
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
$4,000 GIFT TO CZARINA HIT
"GIllie," Playing With Prince John, on
Balmoral Lawn, Drove Ball
Through Window.

London-A "gillie," named Barnes.
while playing cricket on the western
lawn at Balmoral with Prince John, hit
a cricket bali through the window
room in the castle where valuable old
china, which Queen Mary is taking
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
GET TURTLE 800 YEARS OLD
aoId Man of Pacific Has Seen ADDED
TO Central Park
Menagerie.

New york-The "old man of the
Pacific" turtle whose age is said TO
be 500 years or q trifle over, has Just
changed its residence from the Califor-
nit coast TO the Central park menage
r. The turtle weighs 464 pounds and
II six feet eight inches long from tip
Il nose 10 tip OF tail His age was ig-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
CHAPTER XIV.

y TOW that the possibility of es-
IA cape from the Flying Heart
EkN was cut off, the young man
YSAy felt agonizing regret that he
&kA' had not yielded to his tra,c.
er's earlier opportunities
NlFA and taken refuge in flight
NV while there was yet time
- -. Everything was too latenow
Even If he made a clean breast of the
whole affair to Jean, or to her brother
when he arrived, what good would that
do? De doubted Jacks ability to save
him, in the light of what had just
passed; for men like Willie cared
nothing for the orders of the person
whose pay roll they CHANGED to grace.
And Willie was not alone, either; the
rest Of the crew were equally des-
perate. What heed would these no
MAIDS pay to Jack Chapin's commands,
once they learned the truth?
There were still, however, two days
of grace, and to youth two days is an
eternity. Therefore, he closed his eyes
and trusted TO the unexpected How
the unexpected could get past that
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

boxes of Dodds
Kidney Pills the swelling disappear
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Sew.
eral months later he wrote ! have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author
lied. Correspond with Rev. e. Hes
lop about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-.
cipes for dainty dishes. All 8 sent free.
Adv
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Lemon BiscuIt.

One cup lard, three cups white
sugar, one pint sweet milk, two eggs.
pinch OF salt, five cents worth OF car
Donate of ammonia. five cents worth
oil OF lemon. Dissolve ammonia in
milk. mix stin enough to handle cas-
ily, roll one-fourth inch thick. Pick
with fork and have oven hot. Get the
ammonia and lemon at the druggists.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28
One Way to Cure Habit of Suffering.

Recently well-known woman ply
stefan wrote pamphlet on SHUTTER.
ing Children" and sent 1t to all her
friends. In it she told the mothers
of all children who are inclined to
stutter that the way to aggravate the
affection is 70 notice it.
PAY no attention TO it" she wrote,
but when the child talks particularly
clearly, praise him for it. Keep him
in the open air as much as possible.
There are only few cases that must
be sent to school to overcome the
suffering habit
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

Certainly net"
ooh, you fellows take 1t too ss<t
ousIy," Fresno offered carelessly. He
might have to-
Willie's upper lip drew back, show
ing his yellow teeth.
They don't sell no railroad tickets
before Saturday, and the walkin' is
bad There's your breakfast, Mr.
Speed. When you've ct your fill, you
better rest And don't talk to Their.
ladies, neither; it spoils your train of
thought"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-10-28

IF diner pays his check with a
$1,000 bill and forgets the change it is
not the walters business to remind
him.
The waiter is employed to induce
diners to come 10 his table, suggest
the most expensive, refuse to serve
one portion for two and TO throw ST.
lent contumely on man who orders
domestic wines. This is enough to
keep any waiter busy. and he earns
all he gets, no matter how much it is. :"
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DnnreksInn Influence.

And you spent several weeks at
Lake Como?"
Yes; but there were some people
from Indiana who took all the ro-
nance out of the place by insisting
on calling it Lake Kokomo.'
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Jam Boil.

Two eggs, their weight in -four and
butter and not quite I'm powdered
sugar. two teaspoons Of baking pow
der. Rub butter, mix ingredients,
lastly eggs. Bake ten minutes, spread
on buttered paper, then spread jam
and roll.