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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
TO OVERCOME sUNBURN,
TAN, FRECKLEs, WRINKLES
From Outdoor life

If you are freckled, tanned or sun
burnt, dab liberal amount of mercOl.
ized wax on the face and allow it to
remain over night, When you wash
off the wax in the morning, fine,
flaky, almost invisible particles of Gu.
ticle come with it, Repeating this
daily, the entire outer skin is absorbed,
but so gradually, there's not the slight,
est hurt or Inconvenience Even the
stubbornest freckles yield to this
treatment. The underlying skin which
forms the new complexion is so fresh
and youthful-loOking you'll marvel at
the transformation It IS the only thing
I know to actually discard an aged
face, muddy or bIotchy complexion. It
is fine for a discolored neck. One
ounce of mercolized wax, procurable at
any drug store, is sufficient in most
cases.
IF sun and wind make you squint and
frown, you re bound to cultivate
wrinkles and crows feet To overcome
these quickly bathe the face in a so.
luton made by dissolving an ounce of
powdered saxolite in a half pint of
witch hazel.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
THE RIVER OF SLEEP.
Rv Ella Wheeler Wilrny

By Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
There are curious isles in the River of
Sleep,
Curious isles without number.
Well visit them all as we leisurely
creep
Down the winding stream whose cur.
rent is deep,
In our beautiful barge of Slumber.
The very first isle in this wonderful
stream,
Quite close to the shore is lying.
And after supper of cakes and cream
We come to the Nightmare Isle with a
scream,
And hurry away from it crying.
And next is the Isand.o OF. Lullaby,
And every one there reioices.
The winds are only a perfumed sigh,
And the birds that sing in the treetops
try
To initiate Mothers voices.
A little beyond is the Isle. Dreams;
Oh, that IS the place to be straying.
Everything there is just as it seems;
Dolls are real and sunshine CLEANS.
And no one calls us from playing.
And then we come to the drollest isle.
And the funniest sounds come pour.
ing
Down from its borderands once in a
while,
And we lean DER our barge and listen
and smile;
For that is the Isleof.snOring.
And the very last isle in the River of
Sleep
Is the sunshiny Tsle.of. Waking
And we see it first with our eyes a.peep
And we give yawn-then away we
leap,
The barge of slumbeir forsahing.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
CALL For BIDS.

Notice is hereby given that the
Common Council of the City of Salem,
Oregon, invites sealed bids for the MAX
ing of an improvement of the alley in
block 70, in the City Of Salem, Oregon,
from the north line of Court street to
the south line Of Chemeketa street with
G-inch gravel cement concrete, 6-inch
crushed rock cement concrete or BIZ
luminous Concrete Pavement No. 2,
consisting of 4-inch cement concrete
base and 11s-inch bituminous concrete
wearing surface, in accordance with
the plans, specifications and estimates
on file in the office of the City Re-
cOrder of said city, which are hereby
referred to and made part of this no.
tice.
Said bids will be opened on or after
the 4th day of August, 1913, at or about
s o clock p. min open council meeting in
the city hall, in Salem, Oregon. Each bid
submitted must be accompanied by a
certified check equal in amount to ten
per cent of the amount of the bid. The
city reserves the right to reject any
and all bids. This notice is published
for five successive days in daily
newspaper published in the city of sa.
lem, Oregon, the date of first publica-
tiOn being July 80, 1918.
CHAs. F. ELGIN, City Recorder,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
.STARR'S STATEMENT
S1IRS HORNETS NEST
Storm Of Criticism Result of Assertion
That Woman Is Inferior and
Always WIN Be.
[uNIrEp rnrss InAsrn w1nr.1

Chicago, July 3l.-Declaration that
woman is inferior to man and alwayl
has been" has stirred up a hornet 's
nest of criticism here today about the
head Of Professor Starr Of the Univer
sity Of Chicago, Addressing the an
thropology class of that institution
Starr said
Woman is the inferior of man. She
always has been and in the nature OF
things, always will he. The present
seeming equality is due to the fact that
man is only marking time, When he
resumes the race he will take the lead.
ership again.
Chicago suffragists were amazed
when Star's remarks were published
and then from all quarters came heated
denials. DIR, Cornelius De Bey, n prom.
nent leader of the suffrage movement
here, said;
1.-THE woman is the mother of the
babe and the babe is a greater creative
evidence than man has ever demon.
strated' ! believe Professor Starr has
drawn the wrong conclusions. Woman 3
activities have been discouraged for
centuries, They are still discouraged
in mciyili2ed countries. Woman is
evolving slowly but when she reaches
her fun stature she win be ready to
take her place beside man for larger
action,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
Remarks Irrelevant.

Washington, July Sl.-sufagists
who are here today to demonstrate in
support of the doctrine of woman =
equality say that the theories Of Pro.
tcssor Starr Of Chicago, are irrelevant
to the issue
" IL makes 40 difference whether
one sex or the other is stronger" said
MIS- Robert NJ la Toilette, "eoual
suffrage is a question Of democracy
IN democracy the comparative
strength of citizens is not recognized
as important Men and women 90 for.
ward together, their interests arr In
common / am always impatient with
'he suggestion Of war Of the sexes .,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
BULGARS REPORTED TO
HAVE WON VICTORIES
[rNIrEp pREss LnAsEp wIRE. !

London, July 31.-Semi-Official dis
patches from Sofia received here to-
day declare that the Bulgarians have
taken the offensive on the upper Bre'
galnitza river and have succeeded in
separating the Greek and Servian ar
mics. They added that the Bulgars
have defeated the Greeks in several en-.
gagements.
ConstantinOple telegraphs that the
Russian fleet is making sOundings at
the Black Sea end of the Bosphorus
and the porte believes Russia is plan
ming a demonstration against COnstan.
tinople in order to force the Turkish
forces now in Adrianople to retreat
from that city and the neighbOring ter.
ritory.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
LEAD MINERS DEMAND INCREASE
UNITED PRESS LEASED wIRE.l

UNITED PkESS LEASED WlRE'I
Platte River NO., July S1.-Unless
the lead mine owners formally announce
tomorrow that they will grant the in.
crease in wages demanded by the min.
ers, the question of a strike will be put
to referendum vote. The miners some
time ago gave the owners until tomor.
row to grant them a straight increase
Of 50 cents per day; recognition of their
union and adoption by the company of
the checkoff system, whereby the com,
pany deduct union dues from the pay of
the union members and turn it over to
the union officials. The miners con.
tend that they are the poorest paid of
any mineral workers in the country,
and say that even if the demands are
granted the average salary will be only
$3.50 per day, in comparison to the
$3.50 daily wage paid in the Butte
districts.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
NOTICE TO cONrRAc-,'

Sealed proposals for II.
of labor and materials reOui,., .,'.'' \
full completion, with the ey,,,'' y =
ready roofing, of frasm :,
Exhibits building to be ers,,., .,,'sl
Oregon State Fair grOunds,locsi.,s ! \
of the city of Salem, Oregon n''s y I
opened by the Board of Sts,. y "
rectOrs at 2 p. M, Wedaes5,,
8, 1913, at the State Cani,., ~
Oregon.
Plans and specifications ma,
tanned at the office of W. @ T,,s
architect, State Capitol, Salem
Contractors will be re ,s,,,
deposit SIS for each set Of Dl,', in'A
guarantee that the plans and N.Y.
tions received by him will bs M I.
to the office in good cOnditio, .
before the date set for the oD,,.'
the bids. On the return of ,,,,
ings, the money will be refund,
certified check for eight hupa,,,
lars ($sOO.OO) must accomne.
proposal, and be drawn to n. !,
Frank Meredith, secretary p,,,,
State Fair Directors, to guarapt,.
the bidder will enter a contrast I,
ecute the required bond; sam. (
be forfeited to the State Of O,,,,,
award of contract is made "a n,
an dhe or they fail to enter I'M.
tract and furnish the reoui,s,
within ten days from date Of ,v,s
contract. Proposals shall be m,a,
on form furnished by the arehA.,
The right is reserved to accent ;
iect any or all bids, or to waivs ~,
formalities in bids.
FRANK MEREDTv
Secretary Board of State Fair d.
Ors.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31

Charles Schramm, the proprietor of
the Grand theatre in Oregon City, au-
toed to Salem last night and spent sew
eral hours with 7. G.. Blgh the local
theatre man, William Norton, also an
Oregon City man, was in the party and
Mr.. Bligh had his hands full explaining
the show business as it is carried on in
Salem.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31

I Mrs, A. Robinson and mother, Of
Aumsvillo were in the city yesterday
on business.
VIII Bennett has returned from New.
port, whore he enjoyed n vacation. Mr.
Bennett reports having had dandy
time.
Enjoy a dish of ice cream served by
the ladies of the Presbyterian church,
Friday evening at 267 North Winter
street,
Every part of the body changes with
the advancing years, our eyes in com.
mon with the rest. Meet the changed
conditions of the eyes by having them
re'examined. DR., James Smith, rooms
1904 Masonic building.
The Aurora Mutual Telephone Com.
pany has filed complaint against the
Pacific Telephone Co., and the North.
west Telephone Company, charging that
a 25'cent charge is made by these com.
panies between Aurora and Portland
and 10 cents is reasonable and just
charge
The Portland lee Hippodrome com.
pany has filed articles Of mcorporatiop
with Edward II, Savage, Fred II. vii.
son and Marion Il, Dolph incorporators.
The company will construct an ice
pond 400 feet long, so that Portland
people may get on genuine skate in
midsummer just imagine skating ON
real lee in August,
, Spend Toe car fare and save sSS
Cur removal sale is in full swing Buy
now, pay n little down, aud we will
store and care for your purchase until
September |, free of charge. Insur.
ance also protects you, Don't forget
the location, Salem Furniture Co.. on
Vhemckcta, near Commercial street.
Remember the auction sale at Grem.
mcl's Auction House every wedues
day and Saturday, rsla or shine.
At least three thousand dollars will
remain in Salem as the result of 10.
cal manufacturing firm securing the bid
to furnish the state with tilinp with
which to construct the interior of the
new state capital annex. The Salem
Tile 4 Mercantile Co. was the success.
tul bidder and that firm is now placing
the tile on the grounds. Another proof
that home made products are wanted.
/ After spending week at Ocean Parl,
Mr. aud Mrs, j, A. Cooper have return.
ed to their home in this city. with the
ahle assistance Of Oan Kelo, Oregon =
champion hoy trout fisherman, Mr. md
Mrs Cooper succeeded In landing A
candy bucket full of some of the finest
trout ever seen in the city so far this
year They are specified beauties and
their lengths range from to ton to eigh.
teen inches Young Eelo pointed out
inc permanent residence Of the big
fish and Mr. Cooper and wife did the
rest They caught fish until they lost
interest in the sport and that they on.
loyed some "big cats" remains with.
out saying The local people STATE. how.
ever that but for the assistance Of
oron kelo' their catch would not have
Deem 40 great, as the lad is ON to the
in' and outs of the game and proved 10
he a very heady anrler
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
Capital City Brevities

Dr. +. L. Utter, dentist, suite Ais.
4l6-4l7 Masonic building.
Paul Irvine will go to Tillamook soon
to spend the summer.
Rev. II. T. Babecok will 90 to Casca.
dia with his family this week to spend
his vacation,
During the band concert ice cream
will be served Mt Mrs, George Pearce s,
26i North Winter
Miss Mary Follrich, a popular clerk
in the Meyers store, will soon leave for
Marshfield for an outing.
Miss Anna Yantis will go to Portland
next Sunday to visit friends. She will
then enjoy an outing at Seaside.
After spending few weeks catching
fish and swimming in the Columbia riv.
er, Officer Flake is again on the
"job."
Mr., aud Mrs. p. r. Townsend leave
tomorrow morning for Seattle, together
with their twp little grandchildren,
Beth and Ellen Shank, to visit the lat.
ter's great grandmother
AS the result of the wagon and
horses falling over steep ledge in the
foothills west Of Dallas, II. p. schriyer
was badly injured last Monday, Mrs.
schrivcr left last onday evening for
Dallas to be with her husband,
Rev, R, S, Gill, of Spokane, will take
up his duties as pastor Of the local
Episcopal church on the first of Sep.
tember, when the present minister Rev.
Barr q, Lee leaves the pulpit
Laud Hamilton and his wife will be
IN Salem some time this week to visit
their parents and friends. Mr.. and
Mrs, Laud are located at oise, Idaho.
Or p II. May, the wen.known CHR.
orpractor is now located permanently
in Salem in rooms 901.2Os Masonic
building, Office hours, 0 to 10, to s.
lee cream sale The ladies of the
Presbyterian church will serve lee
cream on the lawn at the residence OF
Mrs. George Pearce, eO7 North Winter
street, Friday evening,
The regular meeting Of the Prcsby,
terian Missionary society, will be held
Friday afternoon at 2;9O O'Clock, in
the church parlor An ladies' Of the
church aud congregation invited.
Mr., and Mrs, Eugene Eckerlen will
leave for Newport next week TO enjoy
vacation by the ocean They will Join
thoir daughter, Miss Lcondine, who has
been at the beach for several DAYS.
The new pastor Of the Unitarian
church, Rev. R, +, Fischer, an Eastern.
er arrived yesterday and viii take up
his duties soon. His family Is with
him, and the new minister hopes to 10.
cate a house within the next few DAYS.
"Dopc ficnds, or people addicted to
the habit of taking unnatural drugs
win not he admitted to the state insane
asylum, according to Superintendent
Steiner The chief of the institution
for the insane has advised the Portland
authorities that he win not allow any
more such patients treated at the asy.
lum, aud he will discharge about eight
people who are now being cared for at
the institution.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31

just, equitable and scientific taxation
is and promises for considerable
period to be the paramount problem of
civilized government.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
The Skin and Not the Rlnnd

Until recently it has been a generally
accepted theory that eczema was a dis
ease Of the blood, Scientific investiga
tions have taught us that eczema is
positively skin disease and durable
through the skin alone. Meritol Ecze
ma Remedy is applied directly to tht
diseased skin, the effect is marvelou.
and its results permanent. Do not de-
lay trying Meritol Eczema Remedy
Capital Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31
For Cuts. Rurns ,nd p,,,,...

IN every home therc should be A bo,
OF Bucklen's ArnieO Salve, roadv 10 an
ply In every case Of burns; cuts wonr5,
or o. scalds HI POlnnco, Delvane, Tex
r. 2, writes; "Bueklen a AyricS SAL svn
saved my little girls cut foot. No sns
believed II cured be cured - M
world 9 best salve, Only Csc. RscoT,' ny
mended BY J, c, Perry. ~
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-07-31

After all, "Old Gloryn 4
enough for most of us.
Evening journal., 1913-02-07

Special TO THE EVENING JOURNAL
DELMAR, Del. Feb. Mrs. Ed
win r. Sirman entertained at cards
in honor Of those who assisted in the
musicale given recently by the Guild
Of All Saints Protestant. Episcopal
church Those present were: Mrs. j.
w. Ellis, Mrs. James Brayshaw. Mrs
II. NJ Waller, Mrs. William Culver,
Mrs E. c. Hastings. Mrs r. E.Lynch,
Mrs S. NJ Ellis, Mrs G.. G. West, Mrs
r. w. Adkins, Mrs. W. H. Vain
wright Mrs, Joseph Ellis, Mrs. f. l..
Scott. Mrs Ira Hearne, Mrs. Thomas
s. Culver Anna West, Grace Penuel,
Annie Gordy. Minnie Truitt, Ruby
Cooper. Florence Sturgis, Laura
Ruark, Elizabeth Ellis, Herbert Wal
Ter. Royce d. Hancock, Frank Lynch,
Edward Lynch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles H. Truitt
entertained a number of friends at a
card party on Tuesday evening.
Those present we're: Mr.. and Mrs. S.
NJ Culver, Mr.. and Mrs. Nathan G..
West, Mr.. and Mrs. W. f. Deputy.
MIR. and Mrs. Irving Culver. Mr.. and
Mrs. r. r. German, Mr.. and Mrs. c..
r.. Phillips. Mr.. and Mrs. J. W. Free
ny, Mr.. and Mrs. r. L. Culver. Mrs.
Evening journal., 1913-02-07
NEWS NE EWWSS NOTES
FROM COLLEGE

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
NEWARK. Del, Feb 7.-Charles
Grubb, IA, spent Sunday in Philadel-
phia
Arthur Houchin, '13. and Ariesian
Smith. '13. were visitors in Chesa-
peake City. on Sunday.
Albert White, '16, visited his par
ents in Conshohocken. Pa, last week.
Arthur Price 13, was a Middle
town visitor on Saturday.
Marshall Jones, i5, spent Sunday
with Elkton friends.
Emery Loomis. IA. has returned to
college from a short business trip to
New York
Harry Seaman 16. visited friends
in Philadelphia over Saturday and
Sunday
John Bennent rs, spent the week
end with his parents at =. Monmouth,
n j.
Tobias Rudolph. IA. has returned
from short visit with Baltimore
friends
James Taylor. 10. was the guest Of
New Castle friends on Sunday.
Frank Shad, ex-'l5, has accepted a
position with the Curtis Publishing
Company.
Earle Souder, Is was a recent
Dover visitor
Tony Martone. ex-15. has entered
Franklin and Marshall College
Alfred Scott, IA, spent Sunday with
friends at Barkesdale, Md.
Walter Deakyne. ex-'15. has posi-
ton at Smyrna, Del.
James SaleVan, '16, recently visited
Milford relatives
Alfred Connellee, 10. spent Sunday
with friends in Trenton, n. j.
Elmer Hook, IA. was a Wilmington
visitor on Saturday.
Carlton Walls, ex-18. has posi-
ton in his fathers large department
store in Smyrna.
William O'Brien, '13, spent Sunday
in Philadelphia.
Carlton Pepper, 'l6. who has beer
/ i'll at his home In Georgetown. re.
turned to college on Monday.
William Torbert, '15, was a Laure
visitor last week.
Robert Cranston IA. spent Sunday
with his parents In Stanton.
Evening journal., 1913-02-07
Card Parties at Deimdr

Hollis j. Lowe. Mrs Cora Marvel,
Mrs Annie S. Parker, Miss Annie S.
Parker, Miss Annie Anderson. Miss
Arva Marvel. f. Homer Hoe, Harry
Gibson, George Nelson. Refreshments
we're served.
Paul Hastings. son Of G. L. Hast
ings. eleven years Of age, was strick-
en- with a. severe case of appendicitis
and was taken TO the hospital at
Salisbury on Tuesday and submitted
to an operation.
Evening journal., 1913-02-07
REVIVAL IN PROGRESS.

Revival meetings are being held
every night this week at the Mission
No. 618 West Front street in charge
of William vickers an evangelist OF
Cambridge, Maryland
Evening journal., 1913-02-07

Men, don't fail TO attend the Great
White Sale at snellenburg's 7th and
Market sts.'
Evening journal., 1913-02-07

Men, don't fail to attend the Great
White Sale at snellenburg's 7th and
Market sts.t
Evening journal., 1913-02-07
sl0ll.II SOCIAL Al. AND
PERSONAL NEWS

Mrs. r. L. Given has returned to
Honeybrook after visit to friends
in this city
Mrs. John Bancroft, Mrs. Samuel
Bancroft, Jr.. and Mrs. John NJ. Men
dinhal. of this city, were among
those who attended tea given by
Mrs William Swayne and daughter
Miss Charlotte Ruth Swayne at Ken
nett Square on Tuesday afternoon.
Miss Virginia Thorn and her friend
Miss Taylor have been visiting
friends at pomeray.
Clarence A. Robinson was a recent
guest Of friends at Chester.
Mrs Henry Cleaver has been vis-
iting her sister, Mrs. Jennie c. Ball
OF Chester pt
Miss Selma Stirlth is a guest OF
friends at Chester
Miss Dolly Black was a recent New
ark visitor.
Harry G. Short Of Georgetown vis-
tied friends in this city this week.
Eugene Keithley OF ST. Michaels,
Md, is spending several days with
friends here.
Willie Voss has been visiting
friends at Shorts.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Minner. Jr..
have returned to Woodside after a
visit to friends here.
James l.. Banning, formerly presi-
dent Of City Council. still is confined
to his home by illness.
Evening journal., 1913-02-07

Snellenburg's Great White Sale for
Men is now going on at 7th and Mar
ket Streets
Evening journal., 1913-02-07
mr.. CARTER LEAVES HOSPITAL.

w T. Carter, supervising agent OF
the p. b. and W. Railroad company.
who has been confined to the Wom-
ans Hospital. Philadelphia, for five
weeks. where he underwent an opera
tion. returned home yesterday. Mr..
Carter visited his Office today but be-
fore taking up his duties he will
spend three weeks uip IN Ber-
muda,
Evening journal., 1913-02-07
Underwear and Union Suits

SOC AND S1OO REXFORD LIGHT WEIGHT UNDERWEAR. .35c
S1.5O VELVET RIBBED COTTON UNDERWEAR. .75c
S1.50 CO0PERS SPRING NEEDLE UNDERWEAR
S1.50 MADEWEIL RIBBED UNION SUITS ........... SIC
$500 WORSTED RIBBED UNION SUITS. .$115
Evening journal., 1913-02-07
TheFebruaryWhite
SaIeFOrMeniSHcre
Values values-exraOrdiuay the sale
attempted Our fine window display will help
Come and it
Mems Shirts for All Occasions


75c AND 81 90 MEMS COATS SHIRTS AT ......... SOC
S15O FINE PERCALE AND MADRAS SHIRTS AT Csc
81 80 FINE PIEATED BOSOM SHIRTS AT ........... S1OO
$500 SOFT WHITE PLEATED BOSOM SHIRTS AT. .... Sl25
$500 WHITE AND FANCY SILK SHIRTS AT ........ $500
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-16
FAMOUS OBELISK IN DANGER
Eminent Engineers and Architects
Fear Destruction Of One Of Rome's
Great Monuments.


Several well-knowl Italian engi-
neers and architects. after examina-
tions of the famous Obelisk of st. Pc
ter, claim that the giant monolith is
in such a state, as to its supports,
that it may tumble ovec at any time.
This famous monument that Is CIV
Ing the gentlemen in question SO much
anxi-ty Is Of red granite and 1872 feet
in height, standing in the center of
the piazza Of st. Peters in Rome. and
is sometimes referred to as the Obe-
lisk of the Vatican.
It was brought from Heliopolis to
Rome by the Emperor Caligula be-
tween the years 37-41 A. D. and placed
in the Vatican circus. During the
pontificate of Sixtus v. this huge
stone, estimated to weigh 500 or more
tons, was moved on rollers from Its
original position and placed on its
present site.
This great triumph Of mechanical
skill was accomplished under the su-
perintendence of Domenico Fontana.
The Obelisk of st. Peter enjoys the
unique distinction Of being the only
monument of the kind that has never
been overthrown in the many wars
and internal disorders that have TAX.
en- place in the Eternal city.
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-16

Every well. II Culver doesn't feel
that he can beat that cook running.
know who will try. MT. Speed will do
anything ask. It's shame the way
those men have been treated"
But Mr.. Speed isn't a sprinter."
Indeed" Miss Blake bridled. per.
haps Culver Covington isn't the only
athlete in Yale College. happen to
know what I'm talking about"
Il don't think he will consent when
he learns the truth"
II assure you." said Miss Blake,
sweetly, "he will be delighted"
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-16

small village. 1t was late in the eve
ming, SO he decided to put up for the
night at the only inn the village pos
sessed.
After a rather scrappy supper he
was shown up to hfs- bedroom, but
soon after the landlord had come
downstairs again his guest leaned
over the balustrade and called:
Landlord! Landlord! Do you think
I'm going to clean my own boots?"
What dye mean?" grumbled the
landlord.
What have you put polishing pad
on my bed for?" demanded the guest.
Polishing pad!" he snapped.
That's not a polishing pad! Thnts
the pillow!"-Pearson's Weekly.
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-16

A popular man is one who will stand
for being bored once in while.