New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-21
AS | WAS SAYING

Or. Henry van Dyke who deyotes charming
paragraph in his "Tennyson" to remarks on the
magic of names, should peep into Mr.. William Wat
sons new book of verses and what wary,
scary Lillian William is compared with Alfred
Perfectly composedly Alfred would keep seven fan
tastic mythical iridescent names in the air at once
whereas nervous William muffs such negotiable
ones as New York and Chicago. Watch him:
Il love thy land
That gave me OF late 5 hearty hand
I'm thronged Manhattan. amid the
OF that loud city on Michigan's still shore"
sakes alive. You can almost hear New York and
Chicago come down thunp on the stage. TO the grief
Of the audience the wrath OF William and the JOY
Of the assistant in short dresses We trust that Or.
van Dyke will be with William about this.
He should counsel William study tho sweet, sweet
singer OF Michigan. who juggled much less tim
orously We usually carry her poems in our bosom.
but having lent them TO a dear friend We quote
from memory
They first did live in Muskegon
They did live IN Allegon.
They did move to Chicago.
Which proved their final overthrow"
II says in THE North Amherst Courier"-honest It
does-that Bill wilkins is well pleased with his trip
10 New York he cannot remember which hotel"
Here is good Brother Box jeering the young lady
who wrote in her Garnet de voyage. Paris Went TO
tea at Rumpelmayer's; was so excited for they had
such cakes" This all. Paris cakes; cakes Paris.
and yet what would Europe be without fool tour
lists? They tickle our conceit-bless em!-and codde
our sefrigheousness and prepare ms TO despise our
fellow creatures Personally. still giving
thanks for the moral and spiritual damages owe
10 the little gentleman from Cincinnati who read
The Daily Mail" in the Vatican while his family
ran after those same old chromos Of the woman and
the babies"
This scare over the unlimited powers granted the
new Rockefeller Foundation is steadily increasing.
and no wonder Unless resist manfully shall
soon become civilized disseminated with
knowledge so prevented and relieved from suffering
and so promoted in any and all elements Of human
progress that shall be unable TO associate with as
We learn that the commission detailed to reduce
the Of living by investigating the Senate res
taurant doing it's whole duty Bravo. Now that
The shortage Of food throughout the nation has been
traced to it's cause let the fall where it may.
You cannot tell by the name OF a magazine how
far it can jump how high Here. in the Dietetc
and HYGIENE Gazette. find +. X. saying: Judge
a man. not by his actions hut by his motives The
husband who spends his time at the club so that his
wife will not get tired of him is a martyr"
\ pretty wit has +. n. and he is not the only
4;scuapian thus endowed. Consider the great I2d
street surgeon. Or. Paul Edgar Creed who
called to the far end Of Long Island 10 extract an
appendix, missed the last train back, stayed over
night I'm a miserable hotel, and waited ut
breakfast by a sallow and cadaverous country girl
Said she: Boiled tongue, stewed kidneys fried
liver" Said he: Hang your symptoms, Bring me
something to eat"
Ravenous consumers of ivory for their keyboards.
the piano makers have come out brave and strong
against that go per cent duty on our elephants
Cheerful. very, Picture the piano works as an
entrancingy instructive place to take little As
Was Saying jr!
Ida Stannard DoOey who manages the Inter
rreters House. John :. Phillips. Prop. is asking
why every one speaks respectfully Of fremen and
abusively Of policemen oh. easy, When policemen
lump at the first chance to tear off our roof rip up
our floors smash lares and penates, flood the
premises nine feet deep and ding us out homeless
into the wide. wide world 10 be arrested for
yaerancy-ilst on account of a smoking lamp chin
ney-we shall learn speak respectfully OF police
men also. ~ J." IT,