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The day book., 1913-05-15

Of one-spots. Harmon only lasted six
innings for the Cards.
SisIer, Michigan's star pitcher,
kept up his Ty Cobb-Ed Walsh repu-
tation yesterday. He held Cornell to
five hits and famed 13. At bat he
unloaded a homer and two singles.
Michigan won, 6to 2.
Gov. Ammons of Colorado has We
toed the boxing bill passed by the
Legislature. There will be no legal
lied mills IN Colorado, but it is not
believed the fighters viii be inter
fered with by the authorities.
Bill Reidy, former St. Louis and
Brooklyn pitcher, recently manager
of San Francisco of the Coast
League, has been signed to coach the
young Cleveland pitchers.
George Chip of Scranton lacked a
knockout punch, but he easily beat
Dick Gilbert in ten rounds at New
castle, Pa In the last five rounds
Gilbert was helpless.
Clark Griffith, manager of Wash
ington, has urged Ban Johnson to
reinstate George StovaIl as boss Of
the st. Louis Browns. after seeing
Ferguson umpire in three games 1
urge you be extremely lenient with
StoVall," " wrote Griff. Johnson win
make decision in the Stovan case
tonight or tomorrow.
outfielder Jay Kirke of the Boston
Nationals has been sold to Toledo OF
the American Association.
The Dillon Wizards cf1aTenge any
uniformed saloon team on the West
Side. John Diamond, manager, 9O1
w. Harrison street. DER and Dillon,
a nifty pair, form the regular battery
of the Wizards.
Jimmy KiIroy, the hustIing North
Slider, has matched his clever feath-
eTweight, Eddie Mcfarland, to meet
either Young Bernstein or Jack Ly-
Ons. Nav G5. The bOUt will he Dre-
The day book., 1913-05-15

Griff wants one more old-timer to
round out his hurting corps. ~
concoPdia Schedule Out.
Following is the schedule of the
Concordia League for the remainder
of the season: May list James at
Tabor, Bethlehem at St. Lukes. May
24-St. Lukes at st. James, Bethle-
hem at Tabor. May Bethlehem
at st. James, st. Lukes at Tabor.
June Tabor at St James, Bethle-
hem at st. Lukes. June 14St.
James at st. Lukes, Bethlehem at
Tabor. June Bethlehem at st.
James, Tabor at st. Lukes. June %
Open July st. James at Tabor,
Bethlehem at st. Lukes. July 5-St.
Lukes at st. James, Bethlehem at
Tabor. July Bethlehem at st.
James, St Lukes at Tabor. July 19-
Tabor at st. James, Bethlehem at st.
Lukes. July 26-Open. August st.
James at st. Lukes, Bethlehem at
Tabor. August 9-Open. August II
Tabor at st. James, Bethlehem at
st. Lukes. !
---o-o--
The day book., 1913-05-15

The sparrow sits upon the tree
And chirps away quite merrily.
The goat stands by the brooklet's
mud
And says bah! Bah" and chews his
cud.
This is what sparTows and goats do.
There's nothing strange IN it-or
new,
But think how funny it. would be
To see the goat up in the tree
A-chirping with the sparrow's note
And sparrow bahing like the goat?
Too much May wine, served hot and
cold,
Produces sights like these, were told
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Ex-President Porfirio Dfaz gained
national prominence and won his
spurs at the battle of Puehla, where
the Liberal forces made a gallant but
Intellectual stand against the French
who had invaded Mexico for tho par
pose OF erecting a throne for MAXI
milan. Notwithstanding the fact that
the Mexican forces we're defeated.
their defense against superior num-
bers was so gallant that the anpiver~
sary of the battle of the fifth of May
became a national holiday In Mexico.
A brusque American once asked the
president: why do you Msxicans
celebrate defeat, when you know
that the French finally took puebla?
President Diaz. with twinkle In his
eye. replied: Perhaps we have tn1i-
tated tho Americans even TO the AK
tent of celebrating our defeats, for ]
have been told that the British de-
feated the Colouiats at Bunker FIN.
and yet you built q monument 70 IconA,
memorate the event. y,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
Public Meat Rooster.

In many of the we'll traveryed
streets Of upper New York city there
are being established cook shops of
the French kind. The business la not
only one of supplying hot roasted meats
to customers In the little restaurant
that Is a part of the shops plant, but
also Of roasting meats for persons In
the neighborhood who may have de.
sire to eat meat cooked In the best,
as 1t Is one,of the oldest, ways known
to man--on a revolving Jack before
an open fire 1t is no place fora hun
cry man to standbefore the plate
glass window of the roast shop" The
windows disclose q tall grill made In
the foreign fashion of blue and white
tiles, In which a bright. hard coal fire
burns all day long. In front OF this
grill is arranged Jack" with two
arms, consisting of long steel skewrz-S
that are pierced through the meat and
by mechanical arrangement the
jack Is kept constantly revolving
until the meats on 1t are thoroughly
done. 1t Ia a most appetizing sight
to see the lacks" laden with chick.
ems and meats, and 1t tempts one tn
20 in and have a alice which may be
had for 10 cents. The align also makes
It clear that meats furnished by pa.
irons will be roasted for FIVE cents o
pound.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
DEEDS, NOT WORDS.
Cairo People Have Absolute Proof
of Deeds at Home.

It's not words but deeds that
prove true merit.
The deeds of Doan's Kidney Pills.
For the Cairo kidney sufferers.
Have made their local reputation.
Proof lies in the testimony OF
Cairo people.
w. p. Gibson, 416 Eleventh St,
Cairo, H., says: This is the third
time | have publicly recommended
Doan's Kidney Pills and am al
ways glad to speak in their praise.
About ten years ago, l first took
Doan's Kidney Pills. procured at
Paul g. Schulz & Sons drug store,
and they completely relieved me OF
severe attack of kidney trouble.
There has been no sign of the com
plant since, | have recommended
Doan's Kidney Pills to many people
and have yet to hear of case where
they did not live up to representa-
TONS"
For sale by all dealers, Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo.
New Lork. sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
ADJUSTMENTS
At The Kimmel.

The Kimmel theater inaugnrates
with matinee this Afternoon a splen-
did and specially selected vaudeville
program to close the present week,
the Offering consisting of three acts
and four reels of pictures.
The Tawmsens are duo of Ha-
waiian instrumentalists presenting
native and popular melodies. Those
who have been fortunate enough
to have heard the native Hawaiian
in instrumental and vocal illusions
have reason to remember with great
pleasure their experience.
Barrett and Earl in THE Whist
Ter and the Mechanical Doll" have
no doubt secured an excellent We
hicle for proper display of their
well known ability as vaudevillians.
This couple carries a complete and
elaborate set OF special drop seen
cry and set pieces which enhances
the value of their Offering.
Joe Kennedy is rller skater and
monlogist, and will undoubtedly
please those who are admirers OF
needy enjoys an enviable reputation
over the Interstate circuit as an ex-
cellent attraction,
In addition to two good standard
reels of pictures Manager KimmeI
presents two part Thanhouser
production, The Missing Witness
in which are featured Miss Flor
ance LaBadie and William Russell
strongly endorsed by the lovers oil
in their line.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
TRAGEDY OF IS BILL
CARELESS HABIT LEFT GIRL A
WIDE TRAIL OF WOE.
And Worst Of All In the Long List Ia
the Seemingly Ireparable Break
With Howard, Who Was Nat
urafly Offended.

sim In a terrible trouble" walled
the top floor girl. according TO the New
York Times. 81 don't know what |
shall ever do about it,"
What's happened?" asked her SYM
pathetic friend.
Everything. It's all about Howard,
and-oh, dear. It's awful! You see,
discovered the other day that had
lost SIS. 1t had been handed me when
was at my writing desk, and IN
stead Of at once putting 1t away in a
safe place | stuck 1t into an envelope
and left 1t there. Later / wrote sew
eral letters and when again remem-
bered the SIS bill it was gone.
my natural supposition was that
| had sent it away in one of the let
tiers had just written. All those let
tiers, except one. were business let
tiers. The exception was to Howard
Strong. Immediately wrote to every
one of my correspondents and ex-
planned what / had done and asked
them to examine the envelope for a
trace OF the IS. Howard Strong Is the
only one that has replied. SO far; he
sent me the IS. Fortunately, he said.
he had not destroyed the envelope and
there, tucked away In one corner. he
found the S. bill.
Naturally felt pretty good over
that outcome OF my mistake, but the
next morning, when the second chap
ter began to unroll. didn't feel quite
SO comfortable. | found then, In the
top envelope of bunch that had
previously overlooked that So bill.
TITS no way for anybody to try
to imagine how I felt then, for 1t can
not be done. / spent fully two hours
puzzling over Towards motive In
sending me the money. Finally.
came to the conclusion that he must
have construed the letter as an ingen-
ious way of asking for loan, and he
had forthwith responded in the same
roundabout fashion. wrote Howard
n singing rebuke. / claimed that by
putting such construction on my let
ter he had insulted me. | returned
the SIS.
about two hours after had mailed
that letter chapter No began. Ellen
Fariss and | use that writing desk in
partnership. 1t was Ellens turn at
the desk. The first thing knew she
was upsetting things In general. look
| ing for particular envelope
what kind Of an envelope was 1t?
asked.
lone Of those plain ones.' she said.
Tt was right on top OF this bunch |
stuck a IS bill into it yesterday
AT that point In Ellens explanation
] collapsed. 1t was her money that |
had returned to Howard, and had
to take the last S. bill had In the
world to settle with her. / haven't
heard from Howard. and have not
the courage to write again. said in
my last letter that all was over be-
tween us, and, apparently. It is,"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
At The Gem.

The Great Weston. lmpersonator
of famous characters both past and
present is to top the vaudeville at
the Gem beginning today and con-
tinuing the rest of the week. He
mimics great personages Of many
years ago as well as those of life.
He is assisted by his wife. They
have Special scenery for their act.
Verna Belmont is character
cemedienne of much renown Iudg-
ing from her photos Verna is some
chicken and her press notices give
her big send off She is said to
possess a handsome wardrobe that
adds much to her presentation.
Farrell and West are singers and
dancers of ability and testimonials
from other houses, principally on
the big circuits speak high of hem.
They are a young couple. possessing
good looks and stylish clothes aud
their act is full of dash and vim.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
TI1EBES


Mrs. A, j, Hines and son, Man.
ford, OF St Louis, have been spend
ing a couple of weeks with her
mother Mrs. Lucinda Koehler
After short visit to her brother
Anthony Celia, of Cairo she will
return here to visit her mother be-
fore returning to her home.
Miss Jennie Warwick has return
ed to Hamilton, Ohio.
Mrs c. A. Marchildon is visiting
relatives in st. Louis this week.
Thomas Aldridge has moved from
Cape Girardeau to our town.
Mrs Cecil Garner spent Monday
at Ulin.
Prof. A. D. Iwente has moved to
Carbondale.
NJ. and Mrs Daniel Webb, of
N'e.Unka. Okla, and Mrs. Peter
Maryland of Tunnel Hill are visiting
Mrs Joseph Smith this week.
Mrs Boles visited relatives at
zeal Springs Monday.
Mr., and Mrs. {. A. Campbell spent
Tuesday in Missouri.
= Henry seibman has returned
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
Disgusting InquisItlveness.

How long did you hold public of
fice?"
-Four years"
And your salary, I believe. Yves
$4,000 a Year,"
Yes"
Il can't figure out how you went In
with nothing, and retired with $780,
600"
Its queer how many people are
bothering over that matter just as
YOU are. cant understand why 1t lis
that men waste so much time trying
to figure on things that are none of
their business. Sometimes ] am so
disgusted with my fellow citizens be-
cause OF their inauisitive ways that |
am almost tempted to 80 far from
here and never come back again"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Let your hcartiest meal be at night,
or whenever your work for the day
is over. Fruit, toast, soft BOXED eggs
and oatmeal make good breakfast.
When the intermission between hours
of labor is short no heavy food should
be taken into the stomach Hundreds
of persons who eat heartily and return
to work almost Immediately afterward
have dyspepsia.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
Thouahtful.

'Ponsonby Is one Of the most
thoughtful men ever knew. He never
LEAPS before he looks. When he was
married he had both a carriage and
an ambulance waiting at the door"
why did he have the ambulance?
Both he and his bride we're very
popular, and there was, OF course, no
telling what their loving friends might
do to them"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
Found That Hogs Could jump.

A Geary county tKan) farmer built
q "hog-tight" fence around his feed
lot just before he received big ship
nent of Arkansas "razorbacks." The
next morning the hogs were scattered
all over the county. 1t was found that
most of them could clear the fence
with a standing jump, although some
Of them were compelled to make a
running Jump of it. But all Of them
could jump It,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

\ lawyer in a courtroom may call
a man liar, scoundrel, villain or
thief, and no one makes complaint
when court adjourns. IF newspaper
prints such a reflection on mans
character, says the Hill City New
Era, there is libel suit or dead
editor. This may be owing to the
fact that the people believe what an
editor says. kansas City Star.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

List was a dry smoker OF pecu-
liar type. Massenet, who knew him
well In his later years tells US that
List could not play unless he had a
cigar In his mouth, which he never
troubled to light, He would SIT down
to the piano with cigar between his
teeth and keep munching It all the
time he played. When the cigar was
quite eaten up. the Able would rise
from the instrument exhausted.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Professor Lewis of Tufts college sur.
gests cataloguing the 10000. 600 mol.
dies in the world. Would be inoluas
also the large number of non,
lar sirs7
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Don't you want to see the world
a place of complete peace and har-
mony?" No" replied Mr.. Growcher.
Just as soon as you get the world
peaceful and harmonious lot Of peo-
pie will arise and kick because COM
petition has been eliminated"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
Easy to Tell What He Thought.

Little Jerome, aged FIVE. heard his
mother read from the beauty column
of the paper that eating raw carrots
would make one beautiful. A short
time ago he was called into the room
to view his baby sister for the first
time. His mother asked him what he
thought of her Taking good look
at her, he answered in a disguised
tone. Lets give her a carrot. Chi
cago Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

She smiled at me, the summer sky was
fair.
And busy people hurried here and there
The bundle which had fallen at her
feet
/ picked up gallanaly. there In the
street,
And gave 1t to her with courtly air.
IT was not much to do. am aware;
We ne'er had CHANGED to meet before,
and ne'er
Again by chance or otherwise may
meet.
She smiled at me.
She knew naught of'the Ills T.had TO bear.
Nor OF the ttiumplts which | hoped TO
share;
II she had been. say. twenty-four and
sweet,
might have said things she would
still repeat.
But she WAS not and so | didn't care;
She smiled IA me
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
from Cypress,

from Cypress.
Mrs. c. A. Marchildon and hei
sister, Miss Jennie Warwick visited
relatives at Mcclure Tuesday.
Mrs. Roy Foreman and daugh-
ter, Reta, are visiting relatives al
st. Louis this week
A. II. Clark has moved back Il
st. Genevieve, Mo.
Harry Hileman has moved to the
Garner farm north of Thebes.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

And what" asked the bereaved
iadv. "were my husbands last words?"
"He didn't say amy lasht wurruds.
ma am" replied Pat. "Afther the doc
tors got through wild him on the oper-
attn table he hadn't aven a wurrud
left in him, poor soul,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Mother has gone to the mountains,
sister has gone to the sea,
Father works on in the office
For mother and sister and me-
I'm to stay six weeks at grandpa's,
Far from the town and the noise;
Here I have oceans Of pleasure
with Uncle Johns two little boys.
Last night l heard grandpa complaining
He said with pitiful sigh
That he couldn't help envying father:
Since then I've been wondering why.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Dress reform for Turkish WOMB,
has been vetoed by the military co,,
mandant- Probably fears that .,s
hobhls would hfndar turkey, trrsssur,
--s $4,000 = -
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
GoIna the Pace.

Going through life at sixty miles
an hour lands man at his destinar
ton many years sooner II he travels
In an automobile
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

We don't know who puts the pune
in punctuation, but we do know q
whole lot OF punctuation is put into
punk.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
Rather Risky.

The man who always closes his eyes
TO the unsightly things in life ls
apt to slip up on a banana peel.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
His Btrsiress.

1.-THE matchmaker you recUmuzz
ed is a regular sycophant"
Well, naturally. he's a tfnreaExxy
err"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
Aruument.

Many q lawyer who puts up q good
argument in court falls TO be convinc-
ing at home.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

The author Of 20 historical novels
may not know enough to fill a book.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Greensboro. Ky, Aug, 20.-tSpec-
ial. Senter Reineys charges went
down 10 defeat before the Cairo ag-
gregajion this afternoon though
they were helped by twelve walks
from Hendee on the mound for
Cairo A
4! Hendee was so wild that though
he allowed but two hits Manager
Kessling was forced to remove him
in the sixth to make place for
Bakeg who was invincible, allowing
only two more bingles and no con
siderate number of walks.
+ The game was the slowest played
here this season Twice with zone
ont and the bases filled through the
courtesy of Mr.. Hendee the Owens
horo stars hit into double plays re-
firing the sides Jones was Danish
ed by Umpire Spencer for grabbing.
Baker will probably be pitted
against White tomorrow.
Scout Armour of the Milwaukee
team was witness of the game but
failed to be impressed with the
playing of either team.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

II has come to pass that people are
not awed by man merely because
he has safe In his office.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

atteries-Hendee. Baker and
Smith; Medley and Harrison, Web
Der.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Not all eyes are the mirrors OF
souls. Some are merely the red WIN
dows that indicate the presence of
vice.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

There are people In this world who
insist on thinking that the self-made
man who has the govt is merely try
ing to show off.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
Kitty League Standing.

Results Of Wednesday.
greensboro 3. Cairo 4.
Paducah 0, Henderson 6.
Harrisburg 90, Hopkinsville 9-3.
Yineennes S, Clarksville s.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
MERE OPINION.

Some men claim that 1t Is just as
noble to get rich by spen ding less as
by earning more, but 1t Is generally
pretty hard for them to) make their
wives believe 1t.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
OVER THE CIRCUIT.

Dooley and Johnson;
Leach and Cassell.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Where They Play Today
Cairo at greensboro.
C1arksrille at Vincennes,
. Harrisburg at Hopkinsville.
Paducah at Henderson.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Somehow a man always has a lin
gering doubt or two when a woman
says, Il want you to understand that
am LADY,"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

Batteries--Wright, SSelle and
Wheeler; Macarthur and KafKoff:. .
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

At Hopkinsville. First game.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21
off the Bat BY JEAN SCOOP

Observation-Disclosures and Jolly;
Sisson and Harris.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-08-21

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The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-17
4: &C: ::::: CONVICTION AND BANKS ~
Sanders New Warehouse.

Jas. B. Sanders, OF Richmond. who re-
Gently purchased the big lot at the l.. &
N. depot, has about completed the erec-
tion of big warehouse, at which he will
conduct grain and feed business. The
main warehouse is l5Ox60 and 80 feet
high. AS soon as the building is COM
pleted he will erdct freight platform
beside the track and adjacent to the
building and expects to be ready to
serve the public by early spring and will
sell all kinds OF grain, prepared feed, &c.
Mr.. Sanders lived in this county years
ago in the Little Hickman neighoor
hood and is known to many of our citi-
zens. On this same lot is where the
warehouse stood which was used for.
merly by A W. King in the tobacco bus.
iness.-Jessamine Journal.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-17
Two Birthday Anniversaries

Two of our most highly esteemed
contymen, living on the Barnes Mill
pike, had birthdays in the same month
and only one day apart-Mr. W. l..
Cruicher. on Dec. 81 and his friend and
neighbor. Mr.. ). ;. Combs, on Dec. 20
1t has been their custom annually to
celebrate theanniversariesj jointly, having
both families together and their mutual
friends as invited guests. Last year
Mr.. Combs entertained on Dec. 20; this
year it will be Mr. Crutcher's pleasure
to do so on Sunday, the 2lst inst, and
their friends will gather at the latter's
residence. IL is needless to say that the
occasion will be an enjoyable one. and
that the dinner will be worthy ora Ken
lucky housewife and served with genu-
inc Kentucky hospitality. Long may
they both live,
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-17
Mrs. Baumstalk Expires AT
GEORGETOWN.

A telephone message from Georgetown
Yesterday morning announced the death
in that city at > o'clock OF Mrs. Lula
Baumstalk, aged about 35 years, wife of
VIM. Baumstalk. formerly of this coun-
ty. Death was due TO tuberculosis, from
which the victim had long been suf-
ferer. Before her marriage Mrs Baum
stalk was Miss Witt and was reared in
this county Mrs. NJ. T. Bybee, of By
beetown, is sister of the deceased and
she was niece of Mr.. W w. Pigg, of
this city. She resided with her husband
at Waco until ten years ago, when they
moved 10 Georgetown, where Mr.. Baum
stalk has been engaged in the dry goods
business. The remains will be brought
10 Richmond for interment, but up to
the hour of going 10 press, funeral ar
rangements could not be obtained. De-
ceased is we'll remem bered in this coun-
ty, and has many friends here who will
learn with regret of her death.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-17
Madison National Bank Dis
tributes $1,000.

On the first day of last May the Mad
ison National Bank inaugurated a Christ
mas Saving Club and as result, nearly
So, 600 was distributed to its members on
last Saturday. Out OF something over
100 depositors on May LIST, 70 continued
their deposits until the date for the dis
tribution of savings. The accounts start
ed with deposits of five cents and
increased five cents each week until
the sum OF 81 IS had been reached, or the
privilege of paying in the maximum lin
at the outset and decreasing five cents
each week, was permissible; or if de
positor preferred. could pay both ways
at the same time. thus doubling his saw
ings The checks sent out by the bank
ranged from 10 cents to S56.l0, and in
the aggregate represented saving OF
nearly SO 900 as total. an astonishing
figure. The Madison National Bank
will start another club on Monday, Dec.
29fh. See their advertisement else
where in this issue Of the Climax.