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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
What is WOman's
Beauty but Health?
And the Basis OF Her Health and
Hgor Lies in fHe Careful Reg
uLafion of the BoaceLS.

uidnon of fhe BoEceLS.
II woman's beauty depended upon
cosmetics, every woman would be a
picture of loneliness. But beauty lies
deeper than that. 1t lies in health. In
the majority of cases the basis oil
health, and the cause of sickness, can
be traced to the action of the bowels.
The headaches, the lassitude, the
sallow skin and the lusterless eyes are
usually due to constipation. So many
things that women do habitually con
duce to this trouble. They do not eat
carefully, they eat indigestible foods
because the foods are served daintily
and they do not exercise enough. But
whatever the particular cause may be
it is important that the condition
should be corrected.
An ideal remedy for women, and n
especially suited to their delicate re-
Quirements, la DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin, which thousands Of women en-
dorse highly, among them Mrs. c. S.
Vance, of 511 S. Ray St., New Castle
Pa. At times she had spells of indi-
gestion SO severe that she thought she
would die. Syrup Pepsin regulated her
stomach and bowels, and she attrib-
utes her excellent health today to this
remedy.
All the family can use DR.. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin, for thousands of moth
ers give it to babies and children. II
is also admirably suited to the require
ments of elderly people, in fact to all
who by reason of age or infirmity can
not stand harsh salts, ~cathartics, pills
or purgatives. These should always be
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Object to PAYING AIImony.

New York.-Declaring that in pay
ing alimony to his wife he is depriving
his own children Of the necessities of
life, Anthony De George sent the
money and addressed his wife as Mrs.
Alimony Grabber." He enclosed a note
which read: May each dollar melt
away like NOW and do you no good
Mrs. De George was a widow with two
children and Mr.. De George vas a
widower with three children when
they married.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

New York.-In her suit separation
filed in the supreme court, Brooklyn.
Mrs. Edith Graney charges that she
mas been made temporarily insane
through mental suggestions" by hes
husband. She declared that her hrs
band had for years asserted that size
was crazy" and that he. often gazed
Into her face for long periods without
uttering a word.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Seeks EuaenIc Bride.

Denver, Colo.-Paul s. Hunter, sec
rotary of the state board of health,
has advertised for a young woman
willing to enter a eugenic marriage.
The prospective bridegroom is M. D.
Bowen, a clerk in the general assem-
bly,, who has volunteered to become
a martyr to science. Bowen is well
built. good looking and possesses
every possible eugenic requirement,
according to secretary Hunter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Minor Defects.

E~x-President Roosevelt was once
shown a picture of himself in battle.
He was represented as waving a
sword, on horseback, in n of the
fights in Cuba.
rs it a good picture?" he was
asked.
"Ye-es," he replied, tits all right,
except that I never had a sword and
| didn't ride a horse. Otherwise it's
all right"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Hard lines.

my old barber has left the city"
you seem to be very regretful."
Eyes; he had been trying to sell me
a bottle of hair tonic for the past is
years, and so far l had succeeded in
standing him off: Now l shall have to
star. the battle all over with a new
man" ssi,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
ROMANCE OF STOLEN PICTURE
PInturicehio's WelLKnown Painting
of madonna and Child" Which
s1>tha Mas Lost Is Found.

London.-No little sensation was
caused in art circles recently by the
discovery at Charing Cross Station of
Pinturicchio's wen-known painting Of
Madonna and the Child,' valued
at 10000, which was recently found
to have been removed from the church
Of ST., Maria Maggiore at Spello in
Italy. The box in which it was found
had been consigned to London from
Florence. and the picture was con-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Proper TraInlna Tor Boys.

john Wanamaker says, "Save a mar
and you ave n person; save a boz
and you save a whole multiplication
table, An old scout says, Boys is
like pups; you've got to help EN-
some, but not too much, not to soon.
They've got to learn themselves"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Affirmative Answer.

She-Has Jacks auto got him into
any serious trouble yet?
Newell, l understand he has be-
come engaged to the girl he's been
taking out in it.-Boston Evening
Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
According 10 Orders.

A woman, coming down the garden
walk, was Mortified at seeing her son
standing on his head against the gar
den wall.
Johnnie, you wretch" she cried,
what are you doing now?"
Standing on my head" replied
Johnnie. Didn't yer tell me to play
at summat that wouldn't Q my
boots out?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Msdlum,s Fraud Exposed.

AT a spiritualist seance at osuna,
Spain, a parrot, which had been
trained to initiate the voice Of a nun,
long dead, and which had been hidden
behind yoluminous d~raperies, huttered
down on the table, The medium was
mobbed by the company and seriously
injured.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Should Have Lauohed,

Newlywed-Did you spend as much
money as this before l married you.
Mrs. Newlgwed-Why, yes.
Newlywed-Then / can't understand
why your father went on so when
took you away from him.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
.orlalnalp contaIaer.

AS we understand 1t, when the de-
partment Of agriculture, promulgating
rules for handling milk, advises: do
not removed milk from the original
~container," 1t does not mean exactly
what 1t says.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

M~aizie-t hear that your brothers
wife is real literary.
Saidie-Oh, she is! She's awfully
literary! When she spanks her baby
she does it with a book!-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Many d man has gained renown as
a humorist Of remarkable gifts by ri
lating with somber mien anecdotes
that ae has deciphered In the back Of
some old-time almanac.--New York
Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
It's Cause.

I'VE had a heated argument with
our landlord yesterday"
What was it about?"
Putting in a new furnace"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Melancholy Content,

Don't you want good roads?"
"Oh, I dunno" replied the man who
was whiting e pine stick. There
amt no place around here that's
worth goin' to."-Washington Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

He-Your friend, Miss Wabash, is
quite chic, Miss Breezy.
Miss Breezy Ia trifie enviously)-
Yes, Clara may be a triie chic, but
she is no chicken.-Harper's Bazaar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Costly Costume.

Knicker-What are your wife's most
expensive clothes?
Bocker-A coat of tan. First she
pays to get it on and then she pays
to get it off."-New' York Sun.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
she Knew.

IF there were four flies on a table
and | killed one, how many would be
left?" inquired the teacher.
"One," answered a bright little girl
the dead one."-Sacred Heart Re-
view.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, the Antiseptic powder for Tired,
Tender, swollen, nervous feet. Gives rest and
comfort. Makes walking a delight Sold everywhere,
Csc. Don't accept any substitute. For FREE sam
Pile, address Allen 8. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y. Adv,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

us baseball season over?"
THE baseball season is never over"
replied the enthusiast. 1.-THE fact that
they are not playing the game leaves
more time for conversation about it."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Forcjble TRAINING.

Tried Teacher-There is one thing
attached to vessels I would like to see
applied to educational methods.
Curious Friend-What is it?
Tried Teacher-A spanker boom.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

She-You really should give up
smoking; it affects the heart.
He-By that reasoning, l ought to
| give up you, also.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

cealed under a false bottom. The
painting was taken away and deposit
ed at the Italian embassy, and the box
was watched by detectives ready to
detain anyone claiming it. Four ar
rests have been made in Italy in con-
nection with the theft. Under Italian
law no old masters are allowed to be
removed from the country without the
express permission Of the govern
ment, and persons breaking this law
are liable to a fine amounting to three
times the price which they may have
received for the stolen picture.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
WEANLINGs NEED CARE
NUTRITIOUS FOOD, GOOD WATER
AND SANITARY QUARTERS
REQUIRED.
BY E. A. Trowbridge, Professor Of
Animal Husbandry, Univer-
sity of Missouri.

In the spring weanling horses and
mules should be in a healthy, grow
ing condition, not too fat but in good
flesh. More weanlings arrive at
springtime too thin than otherwise.
With the ordinary methods Of feeding
and the ordinary supply Of feed there
is not great danger Of overlooking.
Care during the winter will depend
to some extent upon the condition in
which the youngsters start the win
ter. If foals have learned to eat grain
before weaving, If they are free from
worms and other digestive troubles
and in good shape when winter starts,
the greatest difficulties have been
overcome. Granting that these con
ditions are present at the setting in
of winter. the endeavor should be to
supply conditions which will lead to
their continuance.
The essential features in w~interine
youngsters are plenty OF good, whole
some, nutritious feed, clean, pure wa
ter, ample exercise and clean, SAM
tary quarters which will protect them
from the more severe weather.
The food should be Of such a char
acter as to produce the Creates
growth of bone and muscle and Z
keep the weanlings in a thrifty condi
ton. Oats, bran and corn, one-thirf
each by weight, has been found to D.
a very successful ration for growini
horses. As a roughage to be fed witt
this grain, alfalfa or clover, with
limited quantity Of oat straw or corr
slower, gives good results. Timoth!
and clover, about one-half each, vii
also be found a very successful ad
iunct to the grain ration.
An error commonly made is that Q
feeding corn fodder and timothy ha,
with nothing else. This ration. doe
not supply tae proper amount OF pre-
TEN for growing horses. It does no
Keep the digestive apparatus In goo
working order and is the cause o
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

do you have the secret ballot in
Colorado?"
How can they have If the women
vote there?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Whats most in the public eye just
at PRESENT."
Dust, l should say"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Those Sweeping Gestures.

Campaigning is hard on a mans
vocal chords"
YES, but it's fine exercise for his
arms"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
THREE WOMEN
:. TESTIFY.
Tothe Merit of LydiaE Pink
hams Vegetable Com
pound during Change
of Life.
Streator, m.-"I shall always praise
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com

pound wherever L
go. 1t has done me
SO much good at
Change Of Life, and
it has also b lpedm
daughter. 1t is one
of the grsndest
medicines for wo-
men that a b g
bought. I shall try
to induce others to
try it.;"-Mrs. ]. H.
CAMPBELL, 206 N.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Proof.

DO you believe that poets are born,
not made?"
"Sure. Who'd be so crazy as to
make a poet?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
In Motor Terms.

Miss Ethel-Kate says she's weary
of living in a small apartment.
Jack Cara case of fiat tire, eh!
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27


poor condition and stunted growth in
many cases.
Pure water plays a more important
part in maintaining the condition of
horses than is generally supposed. 1t
can best be supplied by deep wells,
pumped by gasoline engines, wind.
mills or other means. In case the
water is supplied from tanks, these
receptacles should be occasionally
given a thorough cleaning. Running
water is good if so located that horses
can get to it without danger. While
ponds or other sources of still water
frequently furnish the supply for
horses, it is much safer not to use
them. In extremely cold weather the
chill should be taken off water given
to horses If best results are expected.
1t should be supplied to them as fire.
quently as possible. The ideal condi-
ton is to have water before them at
all times. This can be done conven-
iently if they are running %out-of-doors
during the daytime.
Those men who winter their wean-
lings in most satisfactory condition
give the youngsters an opportunity to
run ove the pastures, pick what they
choose to eat during the daytime and
furnish them with good shelter at
night. If colts are not fed heavily in
the morning and are turned out as
soon as the weather permits they will
run over considerable territory during
the daytime in search of food. This
forces them to take exercise which is
decidedly advantageous.
The run of a bluegrass pasture for
weanlings is highly desirable and
should be given whenever possible
In extremely wet weather, when the
pasture might be "cut up" badly by
their running over it, they can be
given the run of barn lots. In many
, cases where weanlings are winteret
successfully corn stover or oat straw
is spread out over a certain feeding
/ area in some distant part Of the pas
ture, a procedure which makes Il
I necessary for the colts to take eXer
else in order to get feed.
In mild climates weanlings will d.
we'll in a shed built high and dry ant
( open to the south. They should b.
, supplied with ample bedding, which
! simply goes in the manur and can b,
+ put back on the land at any time. Tn
t matter of light and sanitation in
1 creases in proportion to the tim
( spent by the colts in the stable
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Here's a story of sailors raising
chickens on shipboard,"
why not? There's the hatchway."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
The Effect.

Have you noticed that eggs are
soaring?"
Eyes, and it is making the consum-
ers sore, too"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

WAS the new play a iasco?"
mo, l think it was a melodrammer."
Baltimore American.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

1t is not always the fool who wor-
ries about things that it is folly to
worry about.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Belief consists in accepting me ar
ftrsnatIons Of the soul unbslief N de-
nying them. Emerson,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Trust a chicken hearted mar to
hatch excuses!
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Most of Then Are.

How do you like her imitations?'
Splendid. Aren't they wonderful
and so original?"-Detroit Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Stubborn Colds and irritated Bronchial
Tubes are easily relieved by Deans Men
tholated Cough Drops-5e at Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Every now and then we receive jolts
that remind US that romance has no
respect for age.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

BY handling 9,617, 559, 900 pounds of
fish last year the Scotch fishing indus
try established a new high record.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
In other Days.

Spooning parlors were not thought
Of for churches in days gone by. Fur
thermore. a young man could not look
sweet at a girl without being observed
through the fingers of some deacon
who had assumed an attitude of pray
er for detective purposes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Berlin will spend $1,000 900 recon
structing it's Friedrtchstrasse railway
station.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Sometimes a wvman a flatter a
man by telling him hat she can't
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

Most financial disasters reselt fr 4
trying to maka maneY fast.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

laxative Barber (about to father)-
Do you mind shutting your mouth, sir?
Patient One-No-do you?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27

II a man has no end in view IT is
easy TO seq his finish
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
verv Much So.

Il suppose your new automobile
made a big hit when you went out
in It."
Eyes, It did, Most Of them are hos
pital cases."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
Finally Cot Moved.

do you think the motor-car has
come to stay?" asked INT man of his
neighbor. WELL" replied the other,
there was one out in front OF my
house the other day which thought
had; but they got a horse, after q
while, and towed it home"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
The Same.

"A little bird told all about Billy's
spree"
Il guess 1t must have been the lark
the fellows took him on
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-11-27
New Corn and Hog Cholera
Care Should be Taken in Feeding Corn. 1t Does
Not Cause Hog Cholera But May Make 1t More Fatal.

By J. w Conway. Veterinarian m The cons. of Agriculture University of Missouri
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17
WHEN A ROOM IS STuFFY.
closeness May Be Overcome When
Windows Can't Be Opened.

closeness May Be Overcome When
Windows Can't Be Opened.
There is no greater purifier of air
than open windows. but sometimes in
sickroolns this method Of changing the
air is impossible.
Have you ever tried overcoming
closeness By carrying a rolled burning
newspaper through a sickrOom? Equal
Is good is a tablespoonful Of vinegar
ignited over an alcohol lamp.
An atomizer for spraying cologne can
be used with toilet water or witch hazel
with refreshing effect
There are special spirit lamps that
have a connection with a platinum ba.
attachment that are excellent 10 per
meate a room with purifying odors.
There are special mixtures for burning
in these lamps. but a good cologne Oh
toilet water answers.
The lamp burns until the platinum
ball grows red hot: then the dame is
extinguished. The vaporiZation OF the
cologne is increased by coming in con
tact with the heated metal, and the
room is soon fragrant
A quick way to cool a room is 10 wet
a small crib sheet with cologne or va.
ter highly. scented with perfumed bath
tablets. Hang in a draft Of air o.
shake the sheet lightly while still Wet
Burning lump camphor is favored by
some nurses. especially il suluy
weather, as mosquitoes avoid the odor
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17

Preparations are going ahead Tor
the big gathering OF citrus growers
Of this state which will De held in
Tampa, april II On that date the
growers from ali parts Of the state
Irrespective OF whether they are
members Of the Florida Citrus Elk
change, viii gather to make a fight
Tor mutual protection. II viii be the
most representative gathering Of
men engaged in the Florida citrus
industry that has ever been brought
under one roof.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17
New York and Florida Special.

Description Of this popular train de Luxe,
This train consists OF Pullman Drawing
+oom, state Room. Sleeping. Dining and
Ii 1Tary- G Observation cars. heated oy steam,
-duipped with the new hlgh-speed brakes.
and g brilliantly lighted throughout by
electric rty. special lights being provided
for each berth. affOTding perfect comfort
ii writing or for reading al night
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17
DIME LIMITED.

solid train, composed Of
composite ear. sectton
drawing room sleeping ear,
observation compartment
car and dining car between
Jacksonville and Chiea 60.
and section drawing room
stepping car between jack
sonviIleaud -. Louis Also
section drawing TO o M
sizes ping car between Palm
Beach and Chicago
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17

Gov. Park Trammel, Attorney Gen
eral Thomas F. West, Comptroller
W. Y. Knott. State Treasurer ]. c.
Luning, State superintendent ". y.
Sheats and Commissioner of Agricult-
IRE ". A. McRae, constituting the
board Of commissioners OF state inst!-
tutions. which under the law, has su-
peryision and direction OF the affairs
Of the Florida hospital for the in
sane, at Chattahooche, have return
ed from an official trip Of inspection
Of the hospital While al Chattahoo
chez, the members of the board made
rigid and exhaustive Investigation
Of every department Of the hospital.
and were well pleased with the salts
iae1oIE coholtions found TO be pre-
vailing there under the MANAGEMENT
Of Supt. 3. F. Whitner.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17

a large number Of Ocala's most
prominent citizens met at the board
OF trade rooms a few nights ago and
perfected organization Of the Bust
ness Mems Credit association. Geo.
Mckay was elected president Of the
association. This organization was
formed under the auspices of the
Merchants Mercantile Agency OF
Pittsburg. and these credit associa-
tions are now being organized ali
over the country
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17
Unfair

Good Old Desire for Information
gets blamed for a lot Of the sins Of
Morbid Curiosity.-C Chicago Record
Herald.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17
Palmetto Limited No.E66.
DAILY.

DAILY Carrying through Coaches,
Electric Lighted Pullman Drawing
Room Sleepers, Dining Cars. Jackson
Vile TO NeW York.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17
Coast Line Florida NAL No. 80.

Carrying Through Coaches and Elec-
trie-Lighted Drawing Room Sleeping
Cars. jacksonville to New York
stops al Meal stations.
Local Sleeper Jacksonville to Savannah.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17
Unsatisfactory.

4 kiss through a veil is like slipping
honey through blotting paper, they
say.-Mancheste Union.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17

Political Canvasser- Er-is your hus-
band Liberal or Conservative?
Wife-Eh?
Political Canvasser-What party does
your husband belong to?
Wife-Im the party he belongs to-
Penny Pictorial
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1913-02-17

you will find genuine ANTIQUE
jewelry at the Colonial shop.