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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Down In Mexico.

Harki Is that the tinkle, tinkle
Of the tuneful mandolin?
Nay, It's bullets as they sprinkle
Down on roofs composed of tin.
Once again the merry, merry
Greasers rip and shoot and slash,
And the foreigner is very
Much concerned about his cash.
They are blithly ov%erturning
All that may be overturned;
They are tearing down and burning
Things that may be wrecked and
burned;
Filled with fearful apprehension
While they gaze on bloody scenes.
People call for intervention.
But nobody i%ntervenes.
oh, the merry, merry greaser,
He is shooting up the town,
He sets up another Caesar
Whom he'll soon be tearing down;
Thinking brooks may flow forever,
Men may come and men may go,
But there never, never, never
VIII be peace in Mexico.
Chicago Record-Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
LEGAL NOTICES
Serial 04750.
NOTICE OF INTENTION TO MAKE
COMPUTATION PROOF.

Department of the Interior, United
States Land Office at Carson City.
Nevada. March 10, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that George
T. Baker, of Baker, Nevada, who, on
February II, 1910, made Homestead
Application No. 04759, for E12 NEA
of Sec. 10; and the S. " NWA of
Section II, Township 10 North,
Range 70 East, Mount Diablo Meri-
dian, has filed notice of intention to
make Communication Proof, to es-
tablfsh claim to the land above de-
scribed, before the Clerk of White
Pine County, Ely, Nevada, on the
Thirtieth day of April, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
William G. Meecham, of Baker, Ne
vada; Elmer T. Stringham, of Baker,
Nevada; Francis ]. Brim, Jr., of
Baker, Nevada, and Charles P.
Thompson, of Baker, Nevada.
LOUIS j. COIN,
Register.
First Publication March 23, 1919
(Last Publication April 20, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Lists 1914 and 975. 4-354-a)
RESTORATION TO ENTRY OF
LANDS IN NATIONAL FOREST

Notice is hereby given that the
lands described below, embracing
153.45 acres, within the Nevada
National Forest, Nevada, will be sub
ject to settlement and entry under
the provisions of the homestead
laws of the United States and the act
of June Il, 1906 GA Stat, 233).
at the United States land Office at
Carson City. Nevada, on January 20,
1918. Any settler who was actually
and in good faith claiming any of
said lands for agricultural purposes
prior to January 1, 1906, and has
not abandoned same. has a pref
erence right to make a homestead
entry for the lands actually &C.
cupied. Said lands were listed upon
the applications of the persons
mentioned below, who have a prefer
ence right subject to the prior right
of any such settler. provided such
settler or applicant is qualified to
make homestead entry and the pre-
ference right is exercised prior to
January 20, 1913, on which date the
lands will be subject to settlement
and entry by any qualified person.
The lands embrace a tract of 24.97
acres within unsurveyed but what
will probably be, when surveyed,
Sec. 80, T. 81 N, R.. Sc E.,
M. D. NJ, described by metes and
bounds as follows: Beginning 1t
corner No. 1, a juniper post, whence
F. S. NJ. bears s. 81 deg. w, 1893
chains and the higest rock knob on
the south side of Frenchman Creek,
bears S. s deg. w; extending thence
S. 80 deg. e. 5.S1 chains; thence N.
Al deg. 10 min. E. 31.92 chains;
thence N. 1912 chains; thence S.
40 deg. 23 min. w. 1908 chains to
corner No. l, the place of beginning.
Said tract was listed upon the appli-
cation of Chales j. Keegan, of Au-
rum, Nevada, List 1874.
A tract of 12S.4S acres within un-
surveyed but what will probably be,
when surveyed, Sec. Z, T. 20 N, r.
65 E., described by metes and bounds
as follows. Beginning at corner No.
/, a juniper post marked HI,
whence the northwest corner of Sec.
"a, T. 81 N, r. GA E., bears N. 81
deg. "a min. w. 1S4.79 chains; *
tending thence S. SO deg. "a min. e.
71.21 chains; thence s. "a deg. 6
min. w 1915 chains; place of begin
ming. Said tract was listed upon the
application of Michael Sullivan, of
Melvin, Nevada. List 4-975.
Approved November 1. 1912.
S. v. PROUDFIT,
Assistant Commissioner of the Gen.
Land Office.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
The Average Man.

He is straight and tall and broad and
strong
And he Is clean and neat.
He fares him forth with CHEEKY song,
A figure good TO meet,
He makes no pose of pride or wealth
He does whate'er he can;
So here is toast and here is health
To the great average man!
He has a true and loving wife
Who greets him with a kiss.
His home is free from Jar and strife,
A breathing place of bliss;
And so because of steadfast trust
In the Creators plan
He makes this human life august
The splendid average mani
He loves the tender common things,
The pine against the sky;
The happy birds that sings and sings
Upon the treetop high.
The gorgeous race of flowers he
loves;
He loves the rainbow's span;
The greenwood and the painted
groves
Delight the average man.
He fights for honor and for truth
He strives for aye to be
Examples for the eyes of youth,
A force of honesty
His face is open as his soul;
His thought is clean to scan;
Good luck attends him to his goal
All hail the average man!
National Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Could Reach IL.

A temperance lecturer was enthu-
siastically denouncing the use of all
intoxicants.
II wish all the beer. all the wine.
all the whisky in the world was at the
bottom of the ocean," he said.
Hastily Pat arose to his feet.
Sure, and so do |. sor." he shout
ed. Il wish every bit of ii a at
the bottom of the sea"
As they were leaving the hall the
lecturer encountered Pat.
II certainly am proud of YOU" to
rise and say what you did. Are you
a teetotaler?"
mo, indade. sor," answered Pat,
I'm a diver. Cleveland Leader.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
The Unleashed Gods.
(By Percy Shaw


Iron and rock are our slaves;
We are liege to marble and steel;
We go our way through our purse
proud days,
Lifting our voices in loud self praise
Forgetting the God at the wheel,
We build our bulwarks of stone,
Skyscraper and culvert and tower;
Till the God of Flood, keen-nosed
for blood,
Drags our monuments into the mud
In the space of a red-eyed hour.
Kings of the ocean are we,
With our liners of rocket speed;
Till the God of Ice. in mist filled
trice,
Calls to us harshly to pay his price
As we sink to the deep-sea weed.
Muscle and brain are our slaves;
We are liege to iron and steel;
But who shall say, tomorrow, today,
That We shall not halt on our on
ward way
To bow to the God at the wheel.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

been dipped as approved by the COM
missioner.
1t is further ordered that all
counties in the state of Nevada are
hereby released from sheep scabies
quarantine, excepting the counties of
Elko, Humboldt and White Pine.
All orders or parts of orders in
conflict with this order are hereby
repealed.
This order shall take effect on and
after this date.
Nevada State Sheep Commission.
o. W. Ward. President,
G. Del Wolfensparger, Seey.
Dated March Is, 1913.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Poor Old Wise Ones.

This is worth passing around:
Some one has dug up the following
from the Chicago Inter-Oeean of De-
cember 81, 1862:
George NJ. Pullman of the firm of
Pullman & Moore, house raisers is
experimenting with what he calls "a
palace sleeping car The wise ones
predict 1t will he a failure .'-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
An Expensive Library.

Robert Ingersoll was famous for
the library of infidel books which he
possessed. One day a reporter called
on Mr.. Ingersoll for IN interview,
and among other question asked was:
Would you mind telling me how
much your library cost you, Mr.. In
gersoll?'
Looking over his shelves, he an
swered:
well, my boy. those books cost
me anyhow the goyernorship of IL
linois. and, perhaps. the presidency
of the United States!"-Ladies'
Home Journal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

A travelling mar lately wandered
into a remote hotel that doesn't
keep a dictionary, and on coming
down in the morning, was asked
by the landlord how he rested.
oh" replied the gentleman, i
suffered nearly all night from In
somnia."
The landlord was mad in q min
ute, and roared: "Ill bet you two
dollars there amt one In my
house."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

I've got a new idea for your per-
Torrance of Hamlet" said the farce
comedy manager who has ventured
into the legit.
what is it?" asked Mr.. Storming-
ton Barnes.
Every time anybody drops dead
in the last act let the man in the
orchestra hit the base drum."-Chi-
cago News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Exchange
High Finance.

Brown is coming ove to borrow
$40 from you"
Thanks. | won't let him have
it."
please do. AS a favor to me-"
why is il a favor to your"
well, you see he wants to pay it
to me."-Detroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Henpecked.

Were terribly henpecked pa.
amt WEI"
"Why, what do you mean, my
boy?"
well, ma makes me wash my
hands before | come to the supper
table, and she makes you wash
yours before you hook her up the
back."--Detroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Going Down.

Il got $40 in my bank" said little
Freddie, proudly.
what are you going to do with
it?" asked little Willie. ~enviously.
Saving up and buy a bicycle?"
Nope. Pop say for me to hold
on to 1t a little while longer and buy
a stock exchange seat.'-Brooklyn
Times.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Its Kind.

'oh, dearie | just thought about
asking you to fix the stove pipe for
me-"
Just thought about it, It's what
i call a put up ob."-Baltimore
American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
The Easiest.

so you claim to be a literary man,
eh?"
Yes, sir. ! wrote that book, "A
Dozen Ways to Make a Living
And yet you are begeing!'
Yes, sir; that's one of the ways. .
Houston Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Invisible Print.

Kitty. isn't ii a most fortunate
thlng?"
Ethel. "What?"
Kitty. THAT people cant read the
kisses that have been printed upon a
girls lips."-Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
rnwelcome Caller.

Opportunity really knocks at
many a door"
Then why don't more of us sue
ceed?"
The trouble is that opportunity
wants us to to go to work."-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

When a young man calls on a girl
and takes the cigars out of his vest
pocket and lays them on the mantel
she always pretends not to notice it.
News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Her Plans.

soubrette. (Which divorce col
ony are you going to-"
Star. IL haven't been able to find
out which has the best bureau of
publicity Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
The Truth.

Doctor. why don't you settle
your bill? You said when J was
treating you that YOU could never re-
pay me for my efforts"
H%arduppe. Il meant il, doctor"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Faulty Abstract.

How about that girl who married
the Duke?"
"She has entered suit"
For divorce so soon?"
mo; against the company that
guaranteed his title. "-Pittsburg
Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
A New Time Table.

when does this ferry run, uncle?"
asked the would-be passenger.
Dis ferry. marse." said the old
man, "she runs at quarter after, half
arter. quarter to and at."-Lippin-
colt.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Cruel AIaid.
o

He. ~tnervously) Margaret,
there's been something trembling on
my lips for months and months"
She. Eyes, so ! see; why don't you
shave il off?"-Tiger.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

And now science tells us that in
stead of springing from a monkey
We sprang from a mouse"
Huh! My wife does it yet
Houston Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Too Long.

Brown. Il wonder if Smith would
indorse my note?"
Jones. How long has be known
you"
Brown. "A month"
Jones. I'm afraid that's too
long Chicago News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Sassy.

Lady. why. you naughty boy. |
never heard such language since the
day | was born"
Small Boy. Eyes, mum; | s'pose
dere wuz a good deal of cussin' de
day you wuz ."-Tid-Bits.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Their Fate.

Don't tell me there is nothing in
a name"
What makes you say that?"
I'VE had two men here, one
named Cannon and the other Ball.
Well, Cannon was fired and Ball was
bounced baltimore American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Stupid.

WHO is the belle tonight" asked
she.
As they stood on the ballroom
floor. He looked around the room to
see.
And she spoke to him no more
Cape Cod Item.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

Seated one day near the organ,
With her head devotedly bowed,
An organ pipe fell on her
With a noise both sharp and loud.
1t woke up the congregation,
And they feared she had taken
harm,
But the pipe had struck on her bon
net,
Which protected her like a charm.
1t prevented all pain and headache,
For it was both big and soft,
And the pipe had no power to harm
her
That fell from the organ loft.
Men have sought the reason vainly
Why our sex wear turbans large,
With velvet and fur o'erloaded,
And they've grumbled at the
charge.
1t may be that deaths bright angel
Has spared n life just to show
That the saints approve in heaven
OF the hats on earth below.
Gertrude Mckenzie
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
WISE AND

"Ill bet she's a suffragette."
"Why?"
"She passed right by the ice cream
and cake counter and took a boiled
dinner for her lunch.'@Detroit Free
Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

You'll never realize your hus-
bands true value until he has gone"
counseled Mrs. Goodman. 81 know
it," replied Mrs. Nagg. His life is
insured. Cincinnati Enquirer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
A Woman's Question.

Paying Teller. Il cannot cash this
check, madam"
She. why not?"
Paying Teller. There isn't enough
money here to meet it,"
She. Then can't you meet it half
way?"-Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Lucky Clancy.

Hogan. Did Claneey's wife get
a separation?"
Organ. "She did: Four cops
tore her OFF him Brooklyn Life.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
When They Raise His Salary.

He. when are you going to raise
my hopes?"
She. when they raise your sal
ry."-Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Unanimous,

Are your father and mother in,
Bobbie?"
No"
Then can ] see your sister,"
Not in. She expected you, too"
Life.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

Gladys. Helen certainly looked
happy in church this morning."
Mae. Evidently she had nothing
on her mind but her Easter haiti
Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Modern Hat Life Saver.

(While service is being held at
n of the churches an organ pipe
fell on the head of a worshipper. But
a bonnet which she was wearing
probably saved her life.-News
1tem.)
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06
Ouch!

There was a young lady named Aston,
Whose hobbies fit her like a plaster,
But she happened to sneeze
And she felt a cold breeze
And she knew that she'd met with
disaster.
Exchange
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

Willis. Il see a fellow in New
York took out s25O.000 insurance on
$500 worth of goods"
ellis. That's nothing. l know
a lot of fellows who carry $4,000
life insurance on a 30-cent life
Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

Il wish Miss Screamer was a
swan maiden"
What a pretty wish, But why?"
Because swans sing only once
and then they die."-Exchange.
Paw wants a bottle O. liniment
and nav wants a bottle O. china
cement, right away"
"All right, sonny. What's
w%rong?"
Nav hit paw with the sugar
bowl"
There is no misfortune, no real
hard luck except sickness and poor
health.
Get plenty of exercise, good wa
ter, sleep with your windows open
in winter as well as summer, walk
over two miles every day. Avoid
worry. Do good deeds. Help others.
Eliminate evil thoughts and de-
terrent influences.
Rockefeller would give his mil
Ions if he could have the health of
nearly any of the thousands of en-
ployes who work for him. A good
stomach is rather to be chosen than
geat riches.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

First Publication March 23, 1919
(Last Publication April 20, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

He sets up another Caesar
Whom he'll soon be tearing down;
Thinking brooks may flow forever,
Men may come and men may go,
But there never, never, never
VIII be peace in Mexico.
Chicago Record-Herald.
When They Raise His Salary.
He. when are you going to raise
my hopes?"
She. when they raise your sal
ry."-Boston Transcript.
Sassy.
Lady. why, you naughty boy. |
never heard such language since the
day | was born"
Small Boy. Eyes, mum; | s'pose
dere wuz a good deal of cussin' de
day you wuz born."-Tid-Bits.
Stupid.
NJ Is the Dtlle tOllSul. dSheu
she.
As they stood on the ballroom
floor. He looked around the room to
see.
And she spoke to him no more
Cape Cod Item.
Too Long.
Brown. Il wonder If Smith would
indorse my note?"
Jones. How long has be known
you"
Brown. "A month"
Jones. I'm afraid that's too
long Chicago News.
Their Fate.
Don't tell me there is nothing in
a name"
What makes you say that?"
I'VE had two men here, one
named Cannon and the other Ball.
Well. Cannon was fired and Ball was
bounced Baltimore American.
A Woman's Question.
Paying Teller. II cannot cash this
check, madam"
She. why not?"
laying Teller. There isn't enough
/ money here to meet it"
She. Then can't you meet it half
way?'-Boston Transcript.
-"
Ouch.
There was a young lady named Aston,
Whose hobbies fit her like a plaster,
But she happened to sneeze
And she felt a cold breeze
And she knew that she'd met with
disaster.
Exchange
High Finance.
Brown is coming over to borrow
SO from you"
Thanks. | won't let him have
it"
please do. AS a favor to me-"
why is il a favor to you?"
We'll, you see he wants to pay it
to me Detroit Free Press.
Going Down.
Il got $40 in my bank" said little
Freddie, proudly.
"Wha are you going to do with
it," asked little Willie. enviously.
Saving up and buy a bicycle?"
Nope. Pop says for me to hold
on to 1t a little while longer and buy
a stock exchange eat."-Brooklyn
Times.
Poor Old Wise Ones.
This is worth passing around:
Some one has dug up the following
from the Chicago Inter-Oeean of De-
cember 81, 1862:
George NJ. Pullman of the firm of
Pullman & Moore, house raisers is
experimenting with what he calls "a
palace sleeping car The wise ones
predict it will he a failure ."@Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
H., 30 nata
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-04-06

Dated March Is, 1913.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-22

was gone and the countess entered.
She looked at Kemb1e and all at once
she burst into passionate weeping.
And in her mind all the tragedy of
those years was wiped away also and
he was once more the young groom
at this summer hotel, and she girl
of twenty with her first lover.
. "'I have come back said Kemble
unsteadily, to ask you to be my wife,
"And as she could not answer he
took her in his arms; and that set.
tied the whole matter. You see, gen.
tlemen, he had told Lathrop that he
would wait hundred years and trust
his daughter for fifty, and he meant
exactly what he said. And this shows
you what a man can do. There is
nothing that we desire which will not
come to pass if we are resolute." He
turned to the scoffer, who now sat 81
lent. so, when any man rails against
women" he said, q like to instance
Kemhle, because there is man who
refused to consider himself betrayed
and won loyalty out of disloyalty by
mere force of character and will"
But the scoffer was still silent.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-22

threw up the post and started an en-
terprise of his own. In two years
more he was well on the way to Sue
cess. In five years he was wealthy.
Meanwhile Muriel had come to live
with her father in the Fifth avenue
house. She had been forced to sep
arate from her husband on account
of his cruelty But there could be no
divorce, according to the Italian law.
''By this time Kemble had become
something of an enigma and a fas-
cination to old Lathrop and his
daughter The character of the man
puzzled the old millionaire. He wrote
to Kemble offering him partnership
in his New York firm. Kemble de-
clfned the offer brusquely. He never
married. At five and thirty he was a
rich man. And then for the first time
in eleven years Kemble visited New
York.
"He went to the mansion on Fifth
avenue and sent in his card. The
same butler opened the door. He was
grayer and a little bent, but otherwise
the years might have been wiped out
and Kemble still the young fellow
from Maine who had gone there $50
blithely to win the magnate's daugh-
ter. Kemble was shown into the same
reception room and presently old
Lathrop, very much older now, came
in and offered him his hand.
"1 hope that you consider l have
fulfilled my part in the compact, SIR
said Kemble.
"Old Lathrop was not sentiment
al man, but now his voice trembled as
he answered him. /
IF had known what manner of
man you were, sir, should have pro-
posed very different terms he an
tsweredA 4 have done you a great
wrong, Mr. Kemble. I wish could
atone for it. ] wish that l had a single |
man in my employ like you :, |
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-22

81 am like Balaam," said a dandy,
on meeting pretty girl in a>narrow
passage stopped by an angel"
"And l am like the angel" said She
stopped by an ass"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-22

And now Great Britain is to make
enormous increases in her navy.
Surely, war will be much cheaper
than peace to some of those foreign
nations before long.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-22
TO MAKE SKIRT HANGER

A couple of wooden clasp clothes
pins and length of stiff wire makes
the best skirt or trousers hangers in
the world. Bend the wire in the.
shape shown in the Illustration and
attach it to the pins as shown.