davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Now that the gaekwar's leading
daughter has been married to the Ma
harajah Kumar Jitendra Narayan OF
Cooch-Behar the effect will be pro-
nounced throughout India, and the
name. too, perhaps.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Automobiles contend that the elimi-
nation Of brilliant headlights would
force them to reduce the speed Of their
machines, which is one Of the best ar
guments yet advanced for the elimina-
ton Of brilliant headlights.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04
Sunny Sue.

She dropped a sunny smile upon
The hard and frozen ground.
There was an awful thaw that day
For many miles around.
Peoria Journal
She raised her fearful eyes to gaze
Upon the sun so grand.
He hid his face. and for two days
It radned to beat the band.
Chicago Tribune.
Like gossamer she few,
And all the little hills about
Were straightway dancing too.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

me purchase Of a 5000. 900 art col
.ecuon at Frankfort-on-the-Ma Main by
an unknown American" constitutes
onoener raid Of the American dollar
n tne art treasures Of Europe. VIII
Ope yet class millionaire American
SO''ectors as undesirable immigrants:
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Recently collected statistics show
that the proportion OF bachelors to
married men is steadily increasing In
England. That's probably because
more American girls are marrying at
home nowadays
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

DR.. McDougall Of Oxford says that
# Is right and proper to laugh at 9TH
ers' mishaps. thus turning into stim-
ulant which promotes well being a
mass Of minor Ills. Which Is quite
true. no doubt. Any one can try II
Cor himself. beginning with his own
nishaps.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

An American woman in Paris saw
an apache terror snatch her purse.
She ran after him, caught him and
turned him over to the police. Ameri-
can women in Paris do not permit
themselves to be robbed outside Of the
shops.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Apparently all that the ordinary citi-
zen mas to do in order to get the cor
rect time by government wireless is to
carry with him a 100 foot tower and
receiving instrument attuned to $500
meter waves. It's going to be a great
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

And now DR.. Dubbe or some other
eminent scientist says Mother Eve was
Isshloned from Adams backbone. We
Heouct that a spineIess mnllycoddle
mas therefore a strain Of Adam IN his
makeup.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A great many members Of congress
have ideas about how newspapers
should be edited, but they have never
been able to get together and make the
dear old Record much of a popular
success
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

New York reformers are great and
noble men, except when they attempt
impossible tasks, such as reforming
New York.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

NOW 1t Is proposed to make the life
OOats on the Atlantic liners Of much
greater size. each capable Of carrying
~ persons. being partially decked
over and driven by gasoline. Sacri-
uce OF romance for safety In this man
uet VIII be generally approved.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Many persons will be surprised to
learn that the government Of SantO
Domingo has any gunbOats. But it
has; also a president who was alive at
the last writing.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The Wells-Fargo Express company
proposes to get even with parcel post
By cutting rates, and the people will
view the fell design with the utmost
equanimity.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

BY working industriously a chain OF
good roads can be completed to the
Pacific coast in time for the Panama
canal exposition, and the incidental
feat would be quite as worthy to be
celebrated as the main event.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A youth. dumb ten years, became %
excited over a cricket match that his
speech was restored. A person who
could get excited over cricket would be
q raVing maniac over the game OF
throwing a cord Of hardwood into the
basement
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A French financier is said to be try
Ing to revive the time when every
workman sang at his bench" But
was there ever such time? There Is
a great deal Of romancing about the
'good old times"
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

New York is spending far more mon
ey than any city on earth and yet this
year It has 100000 more children than
It can accommodate in its schools
But the supply Of saloons and similar
places Is equal to all demands.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A distinguished authority says that
rich people live longer than poor peo-
pie. In spite of this facr people con-
unue to be born poor. It must be at
tributiVe to ignorance.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The National Suffrage association
WIN take part in the Maryland cleo
lions, and this Is no longer the joke
which the politicians used to hold Il
The women have made themselves q
force to be reckoned with everywhere.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

1t is said that but 234 milliOnaires
have been enumerated i'm Chicago.
But who wants to be tagged as a mil
lionaire in these parlOus income tax
times?
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The question has now been raised
whether woman originally came before
man. No one. however. will deny
that be that as it may. she has been
after him ever since
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The determination Of the powers to
force Turkey out of AdrianOple is hav-
ing so great an influence that now two
Turks are there where one was before.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Cheer up. all You hard working, plain
people. Another blow at the high cost
Of living is about to be struck. The
government has started in to bust the
jewelry trust.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Lord Chancellor HaldaneN says that
in fifty years the United States will
be the leading nation. He may be a
bright light in his own line. but he is
a trihe behind the times in his reck-
oning.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A New York jokesulith has written
a new Hbretto for one of Verdi's op-
eras- The next We know some sure
nre sharp from Tinpan alley will be
dnkering up the music.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The discussion as to whether women
dress to please the men or to excite the
envy Of each other looks like a waste
OF time. Nobody knows but the wom-
en-. and they won't tell.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

americans are about to build a hotel
~ tokyo which will be a reproduction
VI tne best New York has to offer.
1hls Is rather cruel way OF getting
even with the Japs for all the annoy
cnce they have been causing about
Oanfornia. MGgdalena bay. etc.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

It Is alleged that the slit gown was
known to the Romans. Possibly 50.
Immodesty was the beginning Of the
end in that triumphant empire.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

That New Jersey artist who painted
a landscape miniature on a grain Of
corn some forty years ago couldn't
AFFORD such an expensive canvas now.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The equestrian statue Of George
Washington in Union square, New
York. is to be turned around 50 that
the first president will look down
Broadway. This Is calculated to hide
from bis reproving gaze the wickedest
section Of the bad old town.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Now that a man has succeeded In
flying upside down and women have
decided to add Y ray shoes to their
attire. this jaded world will be hard
put to It for a new thrill in the way
Of sensations.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

If the japanese should ever succeed
in getting China's 4OO.OOO,OOO inhabit-
ants thoroughly aroused they would
have their little brown hands full.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

An English police station provided
its prisoners with a billiard room and
a shooting gallery. And so proceeds
the laudable effort to make useful citi-
zens out Of cOnvicts.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Mr.. Carnegie's worlds peace palace
erected at The Hague at a cost Of ST.
100000 is completed and dedicated. All
that is lacking now is worlds peace.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A Baltimore man is dead after hav-
ing undergone 200 surgical operations
in three years. 1t will seem just like a
vacation to the Baltimore surgeons.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04
Alike, Yet Different.

Alike, Vet Different.
me clam Is silent; SOS the owl
The clans considered cheerful
The owl by night doth roam and proWd
And boot In manner fearful
And yet the owls considered wise,
Which doubtless makes II prouder.
The clam for optimism tries
And winds up In the chowder.
wilbur d. Nesbit In JudgA
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Chicago's new inspector Of morals Il
twenty-seven years old But then only
q young man would dare to say what
Is moral and what isn't.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Now. that Manuel has married and
settled down. perhaps the Portuguese
will look more tOlerantly on his stand
ing application for a job.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

There is a report that another comet
is headed for the earth. which seems
unnecessary in view OF all the different
kinds Of excitement we are now enjoy
in1
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A new folding bed is attached to the
closet door and disappears when the
door Is closed. but the old kind that
closes with you in the middle Of the
night ana gently slips into the bureau
drawer will remain in public favor.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A sister ship to the Imperator Is now
on the ways. The mammoth liner Is
apparently here to stay" until yet
larger boats challenge its supremacy.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

They say that the navy needs more
drydOcIS. or course. M matter how
handsome navy may be ii is never 50
safe as In Gs.ydOck.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Twelve inch shells made in Eng
land" for the United States navy sug-
gest questions of interest for Ameri-
can steelmakerS.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Jes' when a feIler's drowsin'
Where river breezes creep
A fish comes tuggin' at his line,
Disturbin' OF his sleep.
No rest for the weary
The world is. rollin' wrong
To be awakened from a dream
BY a fish three inches long!
Atlanta Constitution.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The sooner this case is ended the
better 1t will be for ALL" says little
Evelyn. Are you ready for the Ques-
tion? The ayes have II.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Ohio statistics show that clergymen
live longer than anybody else. What
becomes of the proverb that the good
die young?
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The czar Of Russia Is to encourage
football In the hope that 1t win be an
Rntidote for nihIlism. Plainly the car
never saw q real game.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

When Turks and Bulgarians make
an alliance it would seem to be time
to arrest the status quo for exceeding
the speed limit
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

"What is personal magnetism
Personal magnetism" replied the
manager, lis what enables a man to
stand up and keep the audience inter-
ested in a lecture without the use OF
moving pictures. ."-Washington Star.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Tales are coming In from different
points of immense meteorites. Can 1t
be that Mars from its superior height
is throwing stones ut us?
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Good milk must contain only 100000
bacteria per cubic centimPter. Con-
sumers are warned to accept no more.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

It will be difficult for the man with
an income large enough to make the
tax bothersome to secure much SYM
pathy.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04
An Excuse.

81 am 30 embarrassed when among
fashionable ladies'" declared MIS-
Wombat
"Why sor"
'T don't smoke"
'sThat needn't lose you an caste
Tell the other ladies that your doctor
forbids ft-"-Boston Advertiser.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The landlords have got their nine
foot sheets just in time. 4 Philadel-
phia doctor has discovered a process
by which he can greatly increase a
mans stature.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04
unfair.

Boy Cwho has Just lost a sack racel-
Aw, IT ain't fair.
Manager-what's not fair. son?
Boy-Lettin' dat girl in de race
Course she'd win. Amt she used ID
dem narreF skirts s?-Indianapolis Star.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

When a man says he is a bachelor
from choice you can just wager it's
from some woman's choice. not his
nUu
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Since the governments OF the world
invested In aeroplanes 1t hasn't been
so hard to rise In the army.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A London specialist says frequent
haircutting causes badness. but it's
our guess it only makes it look like it
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Still. when you come to think OF II
in the light of the we'll known law OF
gravitatiJn. the leaves can do nothing
but fall
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Perhaps the apprehended decline of
cricket In England is due to the lack
OF a baseball vocabulary.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Lying" says a theosophical expert,
causes suffering" Not If you think
up your story we'll in advance.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Peary's arctic records have been
found and returned to him. but DR..
Cooks records still remain a mystery.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

An odorless union might taste as
good as the old brand, but it would
never seem natural.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Gracious, Smith. old boy. how are
you? haven't seen you in ages. You
are altered. should scarcely know
you again."
Excuse me. sir; my name Is not
Smith"
Great Scott. Your name altered as
wellP'-Wasp.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Knicker-How do you remember to
water the plants when your wife Is
awayi~
Bocker-I keep 'em in the bathtub.-
New York Sun.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The trouble with birthday reminis-
cences OF famous women Is that they
never mention the year.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

A Scottish scientist says the world
is headed for starvation. What a re
venge on the beef trust.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

London has a breach Of promise case
with a love letter 40 pages long in It.
Probably no love could survive that
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

pt.., eat and eggs that have been in a
I'M t,nHnllaoelphia cold storage house since
.1Oo nave been condemned. and tins
uoener Jolt * given to some shrewd
Se,llerS S,S who Thought that they would
he,i,, 80 % boost the high roSt Of living by
."H.. no'Ilng indefniteIy for the top Of the
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Presumably it is woman's innate
love of a bargain that gets her into
trouble with the customs officials.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Taxicab fares are so high in New
York that most people find it cheaper
10 ride in their own automobiles.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

II matrimony were a more exclusive
club so many would not have to b
kicked out OF II.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Until there is criminal responsible
fty for preventable accidents" they
win continue to happen.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Our language grows apace. ''Soused- !"
With the Jag significance. IL now in the
dictionary.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

NMy cup Of Joy is very full" sings
a poet. Well. let it be. gentle one.
Don't try to change places with the
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

''why are you in such a hurry for
the new currency:-
The httse SUPPLY that J had Of the
old is almost exhausted --BuffaIo ExS
press.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Laugh at misfortune" says an Ok
ford professor. Yet it is said a Briton
has no sense OF humor.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The Big Dipper. says a scientist. Is to
vanish in 100000 years. We should
sit up and wait.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

They held a rose 20 his nostrils-
He give a violent start
II made him sick. he told them
He drives a garbage cart
Brooklyn Times.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

I've got a greenback." said the frog.
"ru need Il, too. all right.
For am going to attend
The fancy hop tonight"
Pittsburgh Press
The broad ax., 1913-10-04
when in doubt Eeep your face closed

Mexico should cheer up. At least,
she hasn't any militant sunragettes.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The Panama canal has cost thus Tar
$1S5.OO0OO0. And that is "cut" rates
too.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

There's a Chinese crisis every other
day and a Latin-American revolution
al the time.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04
September Music.

! only hear a winter sound.
Though summer birds cajole.
Tor now the thrifty citizen
Puts In hts yearly coal
-MrLendbu:S Wflson
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The highway TO happiness is travers-
ed by the trolley as well as by the
auto.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The naked truth win have its fling
It shows Up all our acts
For there's no way to cloak q thing
That's made up OF bare facts.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

The shadow OF the pigskin Is over
the horsehide.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

He sued to break his fathers will.
He'd left a fortune great
The young man got the verdict and
His lawyers the estate.
EXCHANGE
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

'Did you notice that fellow at the
Orpheum right opposite us?''
"That good looking fellow with the
tan suit and red necktie? No. WhyT
Wisconsin Sphinx.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04
Latest fad in aviation Is, How far
can you fall and rise again?

Just as good q time as any b Do
your Christmas shopping early.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Pretty bride in his canoe.
Ere you paddle or with him
Listen-I would question you:
Did you ever learn to swim?
-JudRe.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

dad. what do they mean by untold
wealth."
means the man hasn't filed a tax
statement. sOn."-LOuisville Courier
Journal
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Marriage is odd. You add one to
one and make one"
"How singularF'-Judge.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Here's your molasses." said the clerk
Now pay me, little man"
'"Th' nickel" Hsped the little boy. 'wath
In tn thirup can"
Galveston News
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

"what do l say at the weddingr
mot a word. dad. All you utter is
the check kansas City Journal.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Il oAG oANGACA- EuOhAA hhON
you again."
Excuse me. sir; my name is no,
Smith"
Great Scott! Your name altered a
wellP'-Wasp.
I've got a greenback." said the frog.
'Tu need Il, too. all right.
For I am going to attend
The fancy hop tonight"
Pittsburgh Press
Marriage is odd. You add one to
one and make one"
How singularF'-Judge.
Jes' when a feller's drowsin'
Where river breezes creep
A fish comes tuggin' at his line,
Disturbin' Of his sleep.
No rest for the weary
The world is. rollin' wrong
To be awakened from a dream
By a fish three inches long!
Atlanta Constitution.
"What is personal magnetism
Personal magnetism" replied the
manager. lis what enables a man to
stand up and keep the audience inter-
ested in a lecture without the use OF
moving pictures. s."-Washington Star.
He sued to break his fathers will.
He'd left a fortune great.
The young man got the verdict and
His lawyers the estate.
Exchange ,
did you notice that fellow at the
0rpheum right opposite usT'
'That good looking fellow with the
tan suit and red necktie? No. WhyT
Wisconsin Sphinx.
Pretty bride in his canoe.
Ere you paddle on with him
Listen-I would question you:
Did you ever learn to swim?
Judge.
"And what" he angrily demanded.
''am 1 to have in return for all the
money have spent on you;"
"Well, you've got the experience"
she calmly replied.-Chicago Record
Herald.
A little pig
With a curly tail
And a satiny skin
All pinky pale
Is a very different
Thing by far
From the Jumps OF iniquity
Big pigs are.
Pittsburgh Dispatch.
"Did that palmist tell you the truth
about yOurSelf?"
"Yes. but my wife has been doing
that for years" - Birmingham Age
Herald.
'why do you run so fast. my boyT'
This answer then was made:
''when far enough from Johnny Jones
I'll yell. I amt afraid""
-LippincOtrs.
''The great question Of the hour is
the canal question"
"Panama?'
mo, alimentary; how to keep traffic
passing through it at present food
prices. es."-Wellspring.
Arithmetic" said Tommy Tubbs.
II study hard at night
want to get so l can read
These baseball box scores right"
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Mother dmpatiently)-I don't know
what will ever become Of that child.
Nothing pleases him.
Father (serenelyI-Well make an art
critic OF him.-Puck.
Upon the shore
The breakers roar
And fret with frowns unfadIng,
Incensed no doubt
At what turns out
For board walk promenadlng..
Washington Star.
. what do say at the weddingT
mot a word. dad. All you utter is
the check."-Kansas City Journal.
How small a pIttance they receive
The downcast poets tell
To live they needs must strike the Tyre
And strike their friends as we'll
Boston Transcript
"Get any exercise while you were
awayT"
Plenty Of It. My wife dressed four
times a day and ] did the buttoning
FOR Observation-Disclosures Herald
Here's your molasses." said the clerk.
Nov pay me. little man"
'"rh' nickel" Hsped the little boy. ''wath
In tn thirup can
Galveston News.
Dad. what do they mean by untold
Wealth."
Means the man hasn't filed a tax
statement. sOn."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
They held a rose 10 his nostrils-
He give a violent start
II made him sick. he told them
He drives a garbage cart
Brooklyn Times.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

"Get any exercise while you were
awayT'
Plenty Of It. My wife dressed four
times n day and did the buttoning
for er."-washingtOn Herald
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

"And what" he angrily demanded,
"am 1 TO have in return for all the
money l have spent on you?"
well, you've got the experience"
she calmly repIied.-Chicago Record
Herald.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

How small a pittance they receive
The downcast poets tell.
To live they needs must strike the Tyre
And strike their friends as well.
Boston Transcript.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Lots Of water.
Little food.
Thinner clothing.
Pleasant mood.
Living simply.
Girl In white,
Make the summer
Out OF sight.
Chicago Inter Ocean
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Mother Gmpatiently)-I don't know
what will ever become Of that child
Nothing pleases him.
Father (serenelyI-We'll make an art
critic Of him.-Puck.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

"Did that palmist tell you the truth
about yOurSelf?"
Yes. but ms wife has been doing
that for years" - Birmingham Age
Herald.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

"why do you run so fast, my boyT'
This answer then was made:
''When far enough from Johnny Jones
I'll yell. I amt afraidr'
-Lippincotts
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Arithmetic" said Tommy Tubbs.
II study hard at night
] want to get so l can read
These baseball box scores right"
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

Upon the shore
The breakers roar
And fret with frowns unfadIng,
Incensed no doubt
At what turns out
For board walk promenadlng.,
Washington Star.
The broad ax., 1913-10-04

''The great question of the hour is
the canal question"
Panama."
mo, alimentary; how to keep traffic
passing through it at present food
prices. ."-Wellspring
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-22
LOGAN RIFLE SHOTS
FORM ASSOCIATION

LOGAN. Sept. 21.--Last night there
was organized here a branch of the Ma
tional Rifle association, an organiza ton
which co-operates with the national gov
ernment in developing expert ritiemen.
Those men forming the associa ton here
are principally professional men and farm
ers. Thirty-ejght Of them are already
signed up. The officers OF the association
are:
President-E. J. Broberg. ca shier Farm
ers Bank
Vice -president-Ifarry Stoney
Secretary-Wilford o. Johnson
Trcasurer-H. b. Johnson.
Executive officcr-Joscph Kcefe
The latter officia, is the principal Of
hcer OF the organization and In this case
he happens 10 be pa rticularly well dual
flied. He was adjutant- general OF the
Idaho National Guard for ten or twelve
years, holding the rank OF colonel and Il
that time was an expert In the use OF
the rifle. He took at least one team of
rificmen from Idaho TO the ma tional shoots
in the east. and Il is his ambition 10
send one from here as soon as possible
To that end he intends starting practice
just soon as the rifles and ammunition
which the government furnishes, can be
obtained, He will likely use the AgricuI-
tural College range. tho army officer
there, Lieutenant Bpford. having offered
him the use of those grounds