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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-04-17
Die stretiiase in gelsisn.

Die StretiIase in 8elsien.
Briiffel, 16. april. - ~Sn eia
ner .3eii, in Der iih $4,000 WGnntr
am Streii befiHben." lautete Elm SaB
in Der Rebe. bic Der Yremierminiiter
om RoHmit.as in b<r Dspuiirisniam.
mer bkli. Gr antportete aui einen
Ingriff duf bic Resisrung isitens bes
Goaioliftsnfiibrers 0aHotrceloe. Der
erildri.. bab iest bereiis 10000
W1nner an oem Streii beibeiligi isien.
Die Bem,rtlns bes premisrs fDuros
10 BON ungefdbr eemodt unb ianu
nidbt ols offi3ien -anesfeben iperbsn. Gs
unterlkgt ober teinsm 3ipeifel mshr.
bab bic Resierung jebi siHfieh.. oab iie
bem GrHls Der Etreitbepsguns it1ttrs
fbdst Boz, bic nit iensm 1agt On Be
bsutuns aunimmt.
Die Central Jnbuitriesap
BON griifsI ertlGrt, bab 21700o ars
b<i.er in fiinf Snouitrisen ben Rob.
Ienminen,, ber Retullbrante. Struss
tnrsiIenbranfs. Der 9loss uno ber
1<ytils Snnuitrie - bic 4rbeii nieoers
eslset hnben. llnporieiijhe gsobCds
ter fhdBien bic 3ohf Der Streiter am
absnb auf 10000 ab unb bic 3eie
tung .gingtiem. Steele. bos Organ
nsr Suns.RlerilcIsn. siebt 6ie 3ahl
auf 291. .4o6 on.
Mls BITE Rommer iih mad Bstnois
aung Der syerien ON Wiiittpoh tpisoer
csrInmmsite. poren bic 9ollsrisn iibets
fiiIlt unb 10000 Sireiter bfaHosn fih
Dor benz parlamentseebduoe, iie Dtrs
anItclieien ober sein. Temonfruiion.
Der pr.mi.r rpieberholie. bic 4ns
crifFe ber SosiaIiiteH unn 2iberalsn
becntncrtsnb, bob bic Reeierlng ii4
nitt ben Drcbungen ibrer G<sner iiis
gen f0nne.
nIs Elm Iiberoler Mbaeorbnster Elm
na.ionolss Rsfsrenoum iiber bic drdee
ber Reoifinn Der Uerfaiiuns pcrft,lug.
iaate Der premisr: .Wnn bic Ruhe
ipitb<r berssiisni IN. fpiro fbie Resies
runn bereit i.in. bic Truscmii Shnen
in gripGeuna gu sieben-
Die Gsrsissr bolttn bic fTissiplin in
BriiHsl in mniterboftsr Geife oufreht.
Sehsbuncert mcnn m1r1hirten am
altsnb nurh ,oie Stroben Der Siaot.
o!m boB bic polissi iidb einesmiidt
hattie. Die 0snbnrm<n gshen ober In
ben Wor';dhien eiit oht. ba oemeIbe'
spcrben in. boB bic Gtrsiter EhseeH
gum Turninneiben BON Trdhttn lnb
Dummihonbfhube onaetduft bitten.
I'm Wons unb llmgecen herrfht In
nlIsn Snouiirirn Gtillitarb. Sup'
nnsiifxE iinb er6ffnet iporbsn, fcfueii
rerb<n lie nbsr nod riht pusrcniiirt.
GrcEs G<nounasn BON ennlifhen uni
beutftxn aobltn .ommeH iest an.
gheni. 16. april. - Cine BE-,
jdh.immiieu solssn oss BON ben Scs
.xal;fien ueronlab.sn Strtiss ipirb bi.
IsiH. nslhe Der Streii 1ui bic inter.
7 an.ipnuI< ausitsuuns in 0heni bcber
,niyb. bic In nddFsr Wohe er0ffns'
.rerhtn iou.
Der Hiireermsiiisr uou 0hent i1gt'
4r6hrsnh bes 1nees: - sSd hege ot'
trnjiIinfie Wtfiirhtung. cab esl
Girtit Der ausissluns groben Sda'
Ten sufiietn nirb. Sehsis qrcsea
Der bri.ifGen 4usiieltr hcben be-
'fdloHen. ii6 pon Der Ausfeuungs ar
riid3u3ishtn. unb 80 grcsen. bsl
fTon3ofiidtn Ausfener Iinn ihrsH
6eiipiel stfclsi. Jh babe AUDI erfah
ren. bnb bic omeritdnii6ea Musiisasl
o-fdnatn 5u s69ern-s
Die MusfteIlung lpirb fHr ciesoE
81. April dnoeletfe 0rSffnuns IN al!
In xteslsa stis fsias ban nsst6
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-04-17
DetterbertAt.

sir Gbio unb bas ipeItlide
D,nnfpIpanien: ShOnes Detter am
Gonn.ritup unb yreitaa. Wtdbig
itctse u6rolif< Winbs, bic psrdnDerli1
irtreen.
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2SiGis s. Moore,
Ser Ghef bes @ett.rbureans in
WaibiHstOm, BON oem Eraii.
benten WiliDn abseiebt.
auf gruno uertdieosHsr an6(agen,
Die segen i6n sr6u6sR mOrOen GnO.

auf 9runo uerfdieo.Hsr ana(agen,
Die segen l6n srbobeR morOen GnO.
unb bic 9err Ytoore fir unbere4tigt
ertldrt.
lie aluge gsgsn ben aaffestruit suz
riidge5ogen,
81
Nahoem bic braiilianiTfe Regierung
srtIdrt- oab bic 100000 eide
aaffee in Rstp Yort
aa 50 perihisbene 5trmen Oertduft
porben ieien.
81
Die grmoroung bon 9eorge 9ies in
Chicago.
~2~-
Gas GebeimntB anIheinenb Don cec
YoIi5et gsI0It.
Guoretp Campbell. elmer Der M0roer
Der SenHie 8oi6eitsr in
pGterion, u. y.
~g~-
2les psm 3uttbaus paroiirt, in nem
sr 10 Sabre seieFen.
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Gin Waffenftiufano 3pifhen De- 1ur'
tel unb'Dulsaritn absei6lchen.
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Die gorrnnaasRebellion in WleIiso
nimmt an MusoebnuRe 5u.
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MuSlanD.Selegrapb
lln1etdQr $4,000 Mdnner
-~:.e-
Sett an benz Streif IN 8elsieu
betbeilist.
81
Die Rssisruau fdagt an, oenFerna Der
Gage ein5uls6en.
Das Befinbsn bes papites unperGu0ers
Mbsr isin beioubtrs boffnuugsnolles.
--->ss>--
Dk fransoiilde RssieruHs ta: ari
Grjutgn BON Berlin
Cine linieriudung betrefFs Der groben
@eltioisuns eeuii6sr giirgsr IN
Ranep crgsorbnet.
-->.>--
Eir CSpurb Gfsp btsleii.t oer Rcnig

Eir Copurb gf,p besIeii.t oeE Rcnis
Gkorg nah Berlin.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-04-17

Qes Dsm 3uhtbaus paroiirt, in nem
sr 10 Sabre geiefen.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-04-17

Qarts, is. AprtI. = Dir YrlHa
seTin 2cuiie Don SsIsien oaroe am
Witttppd pom Feiigen gioiIgsritt
srr Besahhlng BON $770 fir stH
Tuseno sonnsniGirme DerurtRilt.
Gle Tie sipifteu oem IT. Dtoi uno
rem 7. Suli 1911 setuuft bate. ie
sinen fur sD5lf Sleioer. Der tbeusrts
eieisr SogrsnIhirms ioiiste $40.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1913-11-27
Old Gold Mine 10 Paying.

Nampa. Two thousand dollars
worth OF solid gold was displayed here
by Con Murphy, a veteran prospector
OF Thunder mountain, who is associ-
ated with C. w. Dewey in operating a
lease on the old Dewey mine. 1t Is
the result Of a six days cleanup made
by Murphy with one helper Since
the latter part Of last April the two
men took out $4,000 by the sluicing
method, and their entire operations
we're confined to an old dump aban-
doned by the owners Of the property
when quartz mining ceased about ten
years ago. The mine is owned by the
Dewey estate and was at one time one
OF the greatest producers Of the Thun-
der mountain district.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1913-11-27

In the Circuit Court Of the State OF
Oregon. for the County OF Nal
heur, ~.
Mollie l.. Skefiiogtop. Plaintiff,
Va.
Nelson j. Sketiington, Defendant.
To Nelson j. Skeiilngton. Defend
ant
Ia tina name OF the State OF Oregon
You are hereby required To appear
ana answer the complaint filed against
you Ia the above entitled suit by
Saturday the3rd day Of January. A ID.
1914. or tor want thereof plaintiff
will apply to the court for the relief
demanded In the complaint, on HE
herein. | g for decree forever dissolv
ing the bonds ut matrimopy heretofore
aud now existing between plaintiff
and defendant and for the custody
of Winnie Il. Sketiineton. the issue
Of the union between plaintiff aud
defendant. and for decree barring all
interest OF the defendant la lots !, 2.
3. 4. aud 3. In block No. ia, In the
city Of Ontario, Oregon. This sum
mons is served upon you by publica-
tIou thereof In the Ontario Arpus. u
weekly newspaper. published at Onin'
rIo. Oregon. for siS consecutive weeks,
hy order of Hon. Geo w. Mcknight,
County Judge of Malheur County.
Oregon.
Dated November Goth. 1919.
Date OF first publication November
10th. 1918. date of isst publication.
January lst. 1914
4. McGonsgill.
Attorney for plaintiff,
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1913-11-27
Ordinance No. 2i5.

An Ordinance declaring the inten-
tion of the city Council To cause
10 be constructed, sewer along the
following described route to-wlt:
beginning at the center OF the In
tersection of Moyfitt Street with Kan
sas Avenue. running thence East TO
the center of the intersection OF said
Kansas Avenue with the Alley In
Block 1870 and 1923; also beginning at
said last named point and running
thoUce North In said Alley through
plocks l29 and l2S To the point where
said Alley intersects the north line
OF said Block l2S; also beginning at
the center of the intersection of said
Kansas Avenue with the Alley I'm Blk.
1870 aud l29 and running thence South
In he Alley through said Block 1870
To the point where the South line OF
Block 1870 intersects tho said Alley
also beginning at the center or the
intersection OF said Kansas Avenue
with the Alley In Block 1873 and l3s,
and running thence North In the Alley
IN Blocks iSS and 1877 to the point
where the North line OF said Block
l37 intersects said Alley; also besia-
nlNk tl tue AthAtl VI Wv AAeeAe 49,
of said Kansas Avenue with the alley
In Block i39 and 1873, and running
thence South In the Alley In Block
1888 To the point whore said Alley in
tersects the South line of Block lSs,
Said sewer, with the property bene-
fitted thereby aud assessed therefore
To be known and designated as Later
al District No. L. Providing for levy
ing a special assessment upon the
property henefitted thereby; provid-
ing an opportunity for property own
ors TO protest against such proposed
improvements; providing for the man
nor OF making and collecting the as
sessment therefore and declaring an
emergency.
THE PEOPLE or THE CITY OF
ONTARIO 30 oRDAlN AS fol.-
LOWS.
Section /. That local Improve
ment shall be made within the city oI
Ontario. County OF Malheur, state OF
OREGON. hy the construction OF sew
ers In and upon the following de-
scribed streets
Beginning at the center OF the in
tersection of Moriitt Street and Kan
sas Avenue, running thence East to
the center OF the intersection OF said
kansas Avenue with the Alley IN
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1913-11-27
Husband and Affinity Battle.

Pocatello.-A. w. Mc9uay and wife
and ED Hanson are In jail, while
Lynn Beacon Is in the hospital as a
result Of a stabbing affray. II Is al
legged that Mrs. McQuay and Hanson
had something OF love affair. and In
a row which occurred In their room
the husband OF the woman pulled a
knife. Beacon endeavored to stop the
row and was stabbed In the abdomen.
He is In the hospital with four-inch
cash, but will recover. After being
taken to the city jail the woman drank
n quantity OF lysol, but physicians
we're Immediately called and her life
was saved.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1913-11-27

NH AND Mis- THOMAS 4. EDISON
that ARE forming into one big idcn. one
great working prhciple that viii make
life snfcr aud happier for children.
And thut IN what the round of life
means 10 Mrs. Thomas \, Edison. She
II the one "boss" that the wizard
obeys They call her the mlssus'
down M tho big grnystonc works In
West Orange. Every man In the place
knows she In the only person he ever
minds Aud they know, too, that II
his lie a. prolonged and preserved for
the guod of the world II is because
there stands beside him this quiet,
handsome. steady ncrycd woman with
the little snile upcurving her lips
Mrs. Edison IN of medium height
and rather plump Her hair Is brown
aud waves back from her face girl
ishly,
"IIow do we take care of Mr.. Edi
SOM" she answered. well, first OF
all, he needs quiet. We all guard him
against any noise or confusion or In
terruptions when he ~ home here he
needs perfect rest. Sometimes he stays
down nc the laboratory for twenty
hours nc n stretch ana longer without
sleep. hut when no does come home he
will lie down aud fall asleep rs easily
ns II child and perhaps sleep straight
through for twenty hours without wax
Ing. So the houso must always be
quiet for him,
"No, he has no regular habits" She
answered this with little smile and
shook her head. "No regular habits
at all-no regular time for rising, no
regular diet. nothing like that lie
has been called vegetarian, but he
eats Wild game and beef aud lamb
only they must be well cooked.
"ExcrciseG Not what other people
call exercise. You see, he Is on his
feet down at the works all day That
Is enough exercise. he thinks, So he
does hardly any walking outdoors, but
he loves his garden. aud motoring Is
his ravorite recreation. We have our
ride together In my ear every day. |
am just going down for him now We
ride for two hours before dinner, and
he looks forward 10 II. for never let
him forget that he must he ready when
come for him"
Mrs Edison N the woman nc the
switch that regulates tho current Of
his life
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1913-11-27
Nav Policy Of oIvinn Paroles.

Sacramento. Cal Fifty two ~ eigh-
ty.fve convict applicants az Folsom
prison have been granted paroles by
the state board OF prison directors. A
new policy OF awarding paroles was
decided on Hereafter Il careful study
OF character temperament and the con
duct OF each applicant win he made
aud award. made upon the basis OF
general average.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1913-11-27
Teaehers' Agency state Plan.

Olympia. Wash.-Mrs. Josephine
Preston. superintendent OF public In.
structlon, is considering the advisable
ity Of establishing. in connection with
her office, n department that would
serve as free employment agency
for all teachers seeking positions In
the state.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1913-11-27
TAKING CARE OF
THOMAS EDISON
His Thoughtful Wife Equal to
This Big Task.
He WILL OBEY NO ONE ELSE

Frequently He Works For Twenty
Hours Without csasing, and Then
Ho Sleeps ss Lons-Tskes Little Es.
ereise and Does Not Eat His Meals
Reaulsrly-Enjoys Automobile Rides.
West Orange, N. J.-Thomas A. Ed
son Is sixty.slx. II he were to die now
It would be dIGicut to estimate the
loss to humanity. lie has given II the
Iightnlng's dash for It's tool. lie has
taken the very soul Of harmony and
imprisoned Il for Its toy.
Every day, every night, he works In
his laboratory out In those quiet, encir-
cling hills. literally the wizard OF the
now world. Loss OF time or strength
70 him In loss TO civilization Disturb
him. worry him, divert his mind and
you may scntter n swarm OF thoughts
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1913-11-27
Summons.

In the Circuit Court Of the State of
Oregon. for the County OF Nal
heur, ~.
MoIlie l.. Skefiipgtop. Plaintiff.
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1913-10-17
Middle Names Taboo

People have not always been al
lowed the pleasure of having as many
names as they wish; indeed, 400 years
ago not even middle name was al
lowed in England. It was illegal. The
old English law was definite and ad-
mitted OF no infraction of it's ruling.
The only exception made to this iron
clad regulation was in the case of
persons of royal rank. II they really
wished it they could boast middle
name but woe to the person of ordi-
nary rank who was sufficiently unwise
or obstinate to insist on having more
than two appellations.
For the first offense he would very
likely be tied to whipping post and
severely dashed. For a second offense
he would endure some more lasting
punishment, perhaps the removal OF
his thumbs or his ears. And IL he
still persisted in his stubbornness he
would be hanged.
There is case on record OF q poor
man-in all probability half demented
who insisted on signing four names
every time he wrote his signature to
any paper. OF course he passed
through all the legal stages OF punish
ment until he was finally hanged.
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1913-10-17
NeWton's MObservatorY.n


There is an interesting mystery as
ISOLATED with 35 st. Martins street,
once the home of Sir Isaac Newton,
which is now in the property market.
On the roof there used to be s Gu
rious structure made almost entirely
of glass, and for many years this was
confidently believed to have been Sir
Isaac Newton's observatory. Fanny
Burney, whose father, the noted mu-
stefan, DR.. Charles Burney, was at one
time an occupier of the house, occa-
sionaily used the erection as a study,
and in her memoirs OF her father she
refers to it as Newtons observatory.
In 1855 doubt was cast upon the story
by John limbs In his "Curiosities of
London" He asserts that the obser-
vatory was built by subsequent ten
ant, a Frenchman. 1t has been furth-
er declared that the Frenchman not
only built the room, but also equipped
it with various instruments, and then,
claiming that it was the observatory
Of Newton, charged a fee for admis-
sion to Observation-Disclosures Gazette.
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1913-10-17
Druggist Gives
Money Back
Dodson's Liver Tone Gets a
Four Square Guar antee
From Denmark Drug
Store

When an article is sold a drug
gist who is willing to give it his
personal guarantee, it's a mighty
strong proof of real merit.
That's exactly the case with
Dodson's Liver Tone. It's pleas
ant-tasting, vegetable remedy for
a slow and sluggist liver. Since
Dodson's Liver Tone came on the
market 1.-THE sale of calomel has
gone way down. The reason is
simply this: Dodson's Liver Tone
is safe and harmless and guaranteed
to be neutrality-suspicious. is Of
ten uncertain, sometimes danger
Gus, and no druggist wants to
guarantee that it won't knock you
out of a days work and maybe
send you to bed.
Denmark Drug Co. sells Dod-
sons Liver Tone and guarantees
it. For you and for your children
it's a good thing to keep bottle
always in the house.
Denmark Drug Go. will give
you your money backif you think
Dodson's Liver Tone is not worth
the price, "Keep your liver work.
ing and your liver won't keep you
from working, " is good advice to
so by. Adv.
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1913-10-17
WiEdc's Last Eplaram.

Oscar Wilde's last epigram, before
his reputation suffered so profound an
elipse, was uttered in London Turk
ish bath. 1T is strange" he remark
ed, how, as one grows older, his phil
osophy of life becomes so simple as
to be capable of reduction to three or
four elementary principles. Now, my
philosophy, for instance, is all summed
up in three fundamental axioms. J."
And what are they?" he was ask
ed. "Well," said Wilde, musingly, 1.-The
first of them is: Never go to see a
play by Henry Arthur Jones'" And
the other two?" "Oh, the other two
don't really matter II you observe the
frat"
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1913-10-17
What Becomes Of
Georgia's Wealth?
from the Home and Farmstead.

From the Home and Farmstead.
Who creates it is one thing and
an important thing.
Who gets it at last is another
and more important thing.
For instance, Georgia has piled
up her wealth during the one
hundred and eighty-two years of
her existence as a state at the rate
of about 100000 year.
Or about $500 a year per in
habitant.
Our increase in wealth in 1912
amounted to about $25,OO0,OOO or
81 cents day per inhabltant.
Counting out the Fulton county
incl ease it leaves about$13,O 900, 900
for all the rest OF the stateor about
13cents day apiece.
Counting out the increase of
wealth in the manufacturing coun
tics of the state the increase of
wealth in the country regions of
Georgia in 1912 was about one
third of cent a DAY apiece.
In 1907 occurred our most enor-
nous gain. 1t amounted to $72,-
100000 or eight cents a day apiece
for the inhabitants of Georgia.
All told, we created in Georgia
last year wealth amounting to
about five hundred million dollars!
And $475, 100000 of itgot away
from US!
Like a covey of birds before a
bunch of poor gunners!
Like birds winged for a long
fight intol alien states and coun-
tries!
For all our toll and sweat, our
worry and bother we were only
about two and half cents a day
apiece better eff in Georgia!
Too bad! What are we going
to do about it?
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1913-10-17

Jim looked and stared. Alice had
NIT upon his own design. The flowers
were growing in rather straggly but
unmistakable letter ].
Sweet Williams" whispered Alice,
looking at him triumphantly.
"Yes-but-" stammered her hus
band.
That's a compliment to you, dear,
est" she said. You see, there isn't
any Sweet James, so pretended that
your name was William instead.
Aren't you pleased?"
Pleased? I'm delighted" he cried.
But Alice, dear, do you know 1 have
thought Of just the same thing for
you?"
For me?"
Yes. You know you said that /
could plant some flowers, so. / have
planted some sweet alyssum-alys.
sum-that means Alice, you know"
Show me at once, Jim," command
ed his wife delightedly. And so he
led her through the little rustic wick
ct gate and into the forbidden veget.
able garden, where, near the tool
shed, he triumphantly displayed his
precious secret.
Alice looked at the growth in per
plexity.
But Jim. where are the Aowers?"
she asked.
FLOWERS? I didn't know sweet
alyssum had any flowers. You are my
flower" he added automatically, for
the expression on his wife's face had
become quite curious.
She stopped over the growth and
suddenly reached out her hand and
pulled handful from the ground.
And then she sat down upon the path
and burst into tears.
Alice! Dearest! What's the mat
ter? cried Jim, hurrying toward her,
pale with anxiety. Don't you like
them? Why, planted them because
l wanted them to remind me always
Of you"
Eyes, that's it," she sobbed. IT al
ways knew you didn't really love me,
but l never thought you would show
1t in such cowardly, mean way as
this. lists turnip tops. And you
said they reminded you of me-"
Jim stared in horror at the uproot-
ed plants. Undoubtedly the roots had
formed into the small but unmistak-
able configuration of the turnip. And
even Jim knew that a turnip is moth
ing but a turnip
Good heavens!" he exclaimed in
horror. Alice! I planted them al
phabetieally and IL began at the
wrong end. Come over here. Here
here they are!"
Alice cast one glance at his new
find and began weeping anew.
"Brute!" she sobbed. Those are
cabbage heads"
They made up two minutes later,
but now they have a hired man to
tend the vegetable garden. Jim helps
Alice with the flowers and they have
some real sweet alyssum blooming
round the sweet williams.
Copyright, 1913 by w. G. Chapnnan.1
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1913-10-17
GET ALL MIXED UP
Have First Quarrel When Tur-
nips Instead of Sweet Mys-
sum Comes Up.
BY FRANK FILSON.

Wen be as happy as birds in their
nest" said Alice joyfully, as she and
her husband returned from their hon.
eymoon and surveyed the old colonial
farmhouse, standing in its two acres
OF ground. 1t was the ideal of q
country home-such a home as Alice
and Jim had always dreamed of, now
come to fulfllment.
"And we'll grow our own yeget-
ables," said Jim blithely.
And flowers, DEAR" said Alice,
smiling.
But who'll take care of themT"
why, that's easy" Alice answered.
TIL take charge of the flowers, Jim,
and you can mind the vegetables.
And-listen, Jim! Let's each raise
our own plots secretly, and mind, the
other is not to come into that part OF
the garden or look at it until every
thing is blooming. Then the one that
has the finest display gets the prize %
Which is?"
"a kiss" said Alice, smiling.
I'll take mine now" said Jim-and
tdid.
,4rhey had only been married a
month and their experience of home
making was delightful. Their gardens
were their pride, and each vigorously
observed the conditions. Jim did, in
deed. grumble a little at. not being
allowed to have any flowers in his
part Of the territory assigned, and
Alice relented so far as to permit him
to grow just few. only round the
edges. though, dearest" she said.
You know, We must have as much
space as possible for those old veget-
ahles. Just think, next fall I'm going
to put up tomatoes and onions and
well, all sorts of things!"
And all sorts of things we're planted
and actually began to sprout. Neither
of them considered it anything but