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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-21
Gtr ,,frants @an In saropa'',

0as Sprihport bon benz ,tranten
Wann in europa, ipomit mir bes
fonntli9 Die Siirtei bsSeidn.n, 1T obs
glei9 feline gttuulitGt beute mehr
oenn ie auBsr 6rase ftebt, fdon aisms
lid alien llrIprunges. glur fpenigen
biirfte betannt tsin. oaB oieie 8e5ei6s
nung BON @oItaire geprdgt lit, uno
sipur in sinem ieiner 8riefe on Die
&aiIerin aatbarinu bon RuBluno.
3pii9sn ibm uno Der 8aiierin ipus
rem iiber ben 9sIunobeits3uitanO bes
frGnten Siirten pertrduli9e 4subes
runsen sepflosen iporOen, uno 8ols
toire Ipra9 nit boiler 8eitimmtbeit
aus: Der trdnte Mann tonne nur
in ben iiber ibn 5uIammenI9lagsnoen
4rmen Gublanos fein ri6tiees uno
iuoblberoientes Gnoe fin6en! Oas
WOrt oes frun5Oiif9en Sp0tters pom
Dtrdnten Mann", Der auf ben lebten
S9lag oes ruffiiden 3arsn tpdrtt,
bat ii9 susrit in Rubdno als pitan>
ter ausorud elmer Soes einsebiirs.rt
unb Oann bon bier aus bic ReiIe um
ole ganss Welt ansetrsten. Die pros
pbeseiuns @oItuires III apar nidt in
Oollem llmfanse in grfiiIluns sesunz
gen. aber Die 8rantbsit bss vtranfen
Munnes in europa" 1T beute oerart
pOrseidrittsn. odb 5uraeit isos Soff-
nuns, ibn in abfsbbarer 3eit in Gus
rOpu ipieoer cine RolIe fpielen 1u ies
ZEN, geIdpunOen lit.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-21

maleriI9 i9OnIten Sell bes &andls.
Sang f9mal 1T nun ole SubritraBs;
beitGnbig pe9ieln Die llferbil6sr.
9aIo leudten peibe 8irtenitdmme
bon Der sriinsn llfsrbOI9uns auf.
uno bslIsriines 8lGtterseipirr, bon
golbsnem SOnnenglon5 our6lsu9tst,
neist ii6 tisf iibsr Die WaKerfId8e
bindb. Damn ipieoer teilt ii9 Der
Dalb, elm f9mudes 9Orf9en ipiro
in Der Ssrne ii9tbur. llno an Der
| I6malften Stelle oss &andIs be5ei9s
net Elm Osntftein aus iturrem 9ros
nit, Dab mir ben bO4ftseleseuen
punft Der &anolfdbrt erreidbt bdben.
Sn abftsis.nber 2inis fiibrt bon nun
an Der Beg SunGbit Ourdb ben Iiebs
li6en, an sriinen SnI.ln reiG,n
Oil See. SenI.its oes SEES feIs
felt unter bielen, bic mir nod pafies
rem miifen, cine S9Ieuie unisre Bee
fonbsrs Mufmertiamteit: Die 6orss
BIT Sdlsuie if's, ole dIteis bes
1910 bssOnnsnen &anals; bon ben
9riioern glils unb Sobn @rition nm
bas Sabr 1918 gebout, iit fie nod in
ibrsm uripriinsliden Spitem erbuIs
ten.
Dor Sorspit gleitet oas S9iff in
raider Sabrt iibsr Den ipinaissn
8ottIee, 6onn bur9 einen gang
IbmaIen 8anaG BON 457 Ulstsr
2dnse an Der bunoertiGbrissn Sss
flung &arlsborg boriiber in ben
@etterfe., beHen WaFer 70 liar lit.
bab man on pielen Stellen biz duf
ben @runb feben fam.
Sn Motala, Der bebeutenoiten Snz
ouftrieifaot, nimmt elm resuIGrer Sas
fen unier S9iff auF. 3ur Stabtbes
| Ii9tiguns seriiitet, bdrrt allies Dem
@int bes aapitGns. llnb slsid eis
mem Sfpdrm freiseIaFener @Osel
| fdpirren Die pafusiere. foboIo bic
Mdi9ine itoppt, nu9 alien Ridtun'
gen oabon.
Sd pdbls ben @ss am .infomen
8anaIufer entlans, nm bas @rub
8altaar bon plntens, bes eenialen
8esriinoers Der ssIamtsn 3analan.
las., aufaufuden. Nm filler StGtte,
i'm S9otten oi9ten 2aubperts, be-
5eidnst eine i9Ii9te Marmortafel
feline leBte. feIbTtssipGblte RubeitGtte.
@pn MOtald aus foIst isbt Der
Ranal, Der nun ben giamsn Sefs
gOtu 8unul fiibrt. cine 3eitlung
benz 2aufs Oes eilis fIiebsnoen pWlOs
taIuitr0m", Der 6ur6 cine IiebIide
Sallanbf4aft fiibrt. Damn fenten
ii9 gum aipeiten Male oss 4benos
fpGte 9Gmmerf9utten iiber uniere
Sabritrabs. uno ipGbrsno Der bellen
f9pebii9en Sommsrno9t. bic ben
S9Iaf nur fir furae StunOsn iiber
unIers, bes Ssbsns miiOs 9tusen
apingt, lest ole ~Gsrss" BEN ReIt Der
8unalreiie 5uriid.
Bel Sonnendufgons III Der mar.
henf60ne Wtdlor See errei9t. yiur
bier Stunoen trennen uns nod bon
Dem Gno5isI Der 1ubrt, benz norbis
f9en @en.ois. Dem itolasn StOdbolm.
@n unsGbIisen tIeinsn Snieln. ben
.S9dren", porbei gebt Ole 5dbrt.
Oieie SelisninFeIn trasen oft nur /.
elm Saus. Bon alIsn bieien 8illen
uber tpebt uns sriibeno Die bluu>
selbe S6peoenflasss entssgsn.
gii6t obne Elm bib9en 9sfii6l Der
Webmut nebmen mir 9bfdieo bon
unierem saitliden Sdiffs, bas uns
untsr ii9erer Siibruns Oes freunSIis
den aapitdns an 70 biel S90nem.
Ssbensnertem poriiber bierber ee.
fiibrt, mad Der fdipebif6en Snupts
itabt. Der Stubt Der tuuisnb 8lide!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-21

f.ben, bas SeIsns errssts. mar, bei
Der Ddmenlpelt ipnisItens. serabe3u
iibertpGItigenb. Die 5rau @ebeimrat
tpplltt SsIene isnorieren, ober Selene
griiBte iie nit fold arrogant.r Sers
abluffuns, bub bic Grou @ebeimrat
fat einen S9IaennfaIl erlitt.
SrduIein Bod absr sins na9 ibs
rem 3immer, beipest bon @eoanten.
0isIe @sbantsn bsfdGftisten ii9 NIT
bem bormlpIen. guten Rerl, bem
Mablpp, Der tpirtli6 bas Sbeol eiz
nes Monnes mar. ipie iid ibn cine
enersifde Grou nur tpiiniden tonnte.
Die nG9iten adt Sage bra9ten fir
bic DamenfpeIt bes rRurortes" cine
ununterbro9ene Senfation. 9elene
unb Moblop I9ienen bic Delt um
ii9 berum Dereeffen gu baben. sic
perfebrten nur mtteinonber, mo6ten
gemeiniome 4usfliisc unb Spa5ier>
sGnse, foben abenbs i'm Reitaurant
allein an einem Slide, fur5um: be-
trusen ii9 tpie ansebenbe 8routleute.
@ero6tuns empfonben pieIe Grauen
sesen Selens, ober es sob aud fclhe.
bic bas orms @sId0pf auf bas tieffte
bemitleibetsn, bas ii9 baau bergab,
bic bierte Srou zines Wurmonen gu
iperben.
@nbIid, na6 elmer SeniatiOns>
ipo9s, itslIts Selene Bed friibmorz
gems auf Der prpmenabe ben ni4tsz
abnenben Brill nit ben Dorten:
,Wis fonnten sic ibGnbli4er
Menf9 bic 2iise berbreiten, Ssrr
Moblofp Iei Wprmpne9"
Brill aber mar Elm robgebriibtes"
Subiett unb ertlGrte:
sd babe es getun, nm meinen
f9ii9ternen Better ben Oamen inz
tsrsifant gu MAIDEN. Oas 1T mir
aud selunsen, mic Sbr Sntsreiie fir
@uitap benefit
Selene bodte einen Iugenblid
nud.
Isl. baben redt", iuste iie, lid
bate mid obne Sbre 2iise sar nidt
fir ben Iiebsn Wenfden 10 intertH>
iisrt, fpie i9 es seton. BUN MAIDEN
Sic aber Sbre S9Gnbli9teit fpieber
gut, inbem sic su Der Grau @ebeimz
rat seben unb ibr mitteilen, baB 9us
ftob ni9t Mprmone unb mein @ers
Iobter 1T. Die Srau @ebeimrut, bic
bier bic Grille zines Stabtan5eisers
pertritt, pirb bonn fdOn fir bic NOS
tise publiaitdt forsen. Sonit bros
ben Sic ibr spentueIl nit elmer GEE
pfefferten 8erleumbunsstIase.
.Wa6en pir!" ertlGrte Der fre9e
Brill. sd babe Der Srau @eheim>
rot bi. Mormoneneefdihte auf tiefite
8erfdpiessnbeit anpertraut, tpenn fif
inbistret mar, 1T bas ni9t meine
S9uIb. 0ie Jrau 9ebeimrat foil
cine ongenebme @iertelitunbe erleben.
Heben6ei gratuliere ib Sbnen unb
msinem Better our @erIobung,"
Brill sins bo5on. unb SeIene be-
sab ii9 au einem Ienbeapous nit
ibrem 8rdrtignrft.
2lm 9tbenb errei6te bic SeHfatipn
ibren S6bepunft.
W9on erfubr, oaB Mabloip nidt
Wormone, unb boB er Der 8rdutis
gam BON Selene 8ed fei. @benfo
erFubr man, baB bic Srau 9sbeimrat
gons pl0bIi9 abssreiit lei.
pouI Raui6e aber Iagte on ienem
absnb gu grnit brill:
.Ou biit Elm entfeBlt4er WenI9,
aber Ou baTt rs9t sebabt.'
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-21
@loTe.

-gs sibt cine &IaFs Wenfdsn. Die
rte stipas Rs6tes aus eigener 2rdft
i9affen tOnnen. Soipis aber elm
anberer stipas gu Stanoe brinst.
an bas fie uie ba9ten, tuiiTsn iie fos
fort, pie man man es bdtte befsr
MAIDEN t6nnen."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-21

9etm 9eiratspermitts t.
Ter. ~9uben sic bisIl.i9t cine 9as
me nit bellblonoem Saar am 2as
eer9" = a9lus.nblidIi6 ni9t. 2lber
i'd fam ia cine - fGrben laFsn."
8erfriibt. Serr Tin Der an.
titen 9emGloesuIeris): r5rtulein, lie.
ben Sic Wti9-" Dame Ioem Serrn
in Die Rsbt fallen0): 30 ia, bon gau>
sem Sersen." Serr: .9lber laFen
Sic mid bod ausrsoen, i6 pollte
Sic nur frasen, Oh sic Ri4elangss
los Werte litben.'
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-21
Snnsem slrst ins StammbndJ.

Sa auf Die Isibsnhs Weni6beit man
als 9lr5t bid IosseloFen.
Sun nimm au beiner 9epiie an:
.2sben uno Ieben IaNen!1
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-21

= Splttter. @s bstpobnt
man9er cine aonSe Gtoss, Der bduss
brbe SduIoen bat.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-21

Ssrr pump.rI gum ibsr'
iof9ten Ginbrs9er): r2uTen sic
Ti4 ourdaus niht ftOren, uno nebs
men sic rubis alles nit. =. morseH
bate es 70 tpie 10 Der ROnitdbIsr se'
bplt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1913-08-21

glm dnberen Morgsn, on am Gins
flub oes Sees BEL Si0torp ipieosrum
cine @ruppe bon a6t S9Isuisn gu
paifiersn iIt, oieben Die meiitsn Pafs
Iagiere einen Spa5isrgang Dor. Sin
pittorester Slippennsg fiibrt am
feIiisen llfsr ourh einen bi9ten &ies
fernbeitano. Sier unb bort 9spG6rt
cine 2i9tung rsispolIe @usblide auf
Oen bIintenoen Ses, ben tIeine Sns
Ieln i'm sriinen 8aumT9mud fGumen.
8dbren6 Der @aFerorud Der a6ts
sebnten SdIeufe Die vGsres" in
lf.rbDbe empOrbebt. ruff Der belle
Son Der Sdiffspfeife Die pafueiere
an 8orb 5uriid. llno nun eebt bic
5dbrt nit Den S9laneentpinSuneen
oes aanols our6 biiftsrs, nit oi9s
tenn Dalo bepudieue @esenben. pors
iiber an Idroffen SelspGnOen uno
f9arftuntissn SteinOorfpriins.n. bis
S'aBtorp, bic nG6ite Standardization,
errsi9t 1T. 8aI6 barauf lsst Die
,@eres~ in S0rebooo, elmer Gifsns
bobnI.utipn, an. @inie. 9GItt, Die
duf Sem 2anopese gen RorOen tpeis
tsrr.ifen. iteieen aus. neue paiid9iere
tommen. prpnidnt tpiro eingenoms
men.
9lIsbann puTisrt Die rG.res" ben
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-07-31

Car OF DArDtd wire Just received a
TrAfton-Dorr Co.
Fruit jars and fruit jar rings, hi.
stock at kilduff's.
To! long or short time farm loa,
see Lyman Barnes. 52tf
Warren Sewers was in from the
Whitewater country Sunday.
Try our Bengal Steel Cut Coffee al
40c Id. Clanton & Brandon.
J. II. pugh came in from his Ranch
down on the Missouri river last week
and Saturday night left for few
days business trip to Portland.
Mrs. A. j. Bishell and daughter re.
turned Monday from two weeks
visit with relatives at Great Falls and
other points in the west part of the
state.
l.. G. Edwards and little daughter
returned the latter part of last week
from visit with his parents in the
east. He says the crops through the
country he travelled are looking good
and everythings points to a most
prosperous year.
l take this opportunity to announce
to the public that l shall be in posi-
ton to resume my profession of civil
engineering on and after Aug. /, 1913.
All those desiring my services will be
promptly waited upon. Address r.
NJ. Patten. Glasgow, Montana.
On August 9th the contracts for the
north irrigation ditch and the other
laterals will be let to the bidders.
The work on the ditch is almost com
pletea, and only in a few localities is
there any work to speak of that is not
done. With the contracts for the
balance of the work let there will be
plenty of work at this place for the
rest of the year.
Little Henriette Battram had u
party for her little friends at the
home OF her parents last Saturday in
celebration of her ninth birthday.
All had most enjoyable time. Those
present were Lily Edwards, Violet
Veseth. Dorothy Edwards, Ella Dag
tinrud, Gladys Nelson, Cleo Hover
ton, Carrie Wolfe, Emily tierson,
Helen Munson, Ethel Sanford, Gayle
Johnson, Iris Slime, and Essie Bat
tram.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-07-31

Get an laeaI may DtIlclls'r lor snort
hay; just the thing. wee them at
kilduff's.
Attorney Kirton was at Glasgow
the first of the week attending to
business matters of legal nature.
Banker Raymond of Ray, n. Oak,
was in The city several days last week
visiting with thew. II Martin family.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-07-31
LOCAL NEWS

Last Friday was one of the hottest
days this year if not the hottest.
We have one Of the best ranch prop.
critics i'll the state for sale. Cosner &
Co.
For Sale:-Shelled corn S1.2O pei
hundred while it lasts. st. & Oak
Elevator.
For Sa]e-A good buggy, almost
new and in the best of condition. ..
W. Simonson.
For Sale-One No. 8 Oliver type
writer. Good as new. r. j. Christ.
hanson, Malta. 2w13
Fred Southwick made final proof
Monday before U. s. Commissioner
B. W. Brockway.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-07-31
!. w. Richardson, M. D. v
VETERINARY SURGEON

All Calls answered day or night
POW ELL LIVERY BARN, MALTA
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26
An Income Tax Probable

Mr.. Underwood's hands are already
full of tariff problems, and if he re-
duces duties enough to lessen the
cost of living he will no doubt ma
terially cut down the revenue Of the
government. This will render the pas
sage of an income tax at the special
session extremely probable.
Thirty-four states have ratified the
income tax amendment. Affirmative
action by two more states is needed,
and Florida, Massachusetts, New Jer-
sey, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Delaware,
New Mexico and Wyoming have not
acted. No doubt two more ratifying
states will soon be heard from.
Once ratified the amendment will
leave Congress free to tax all in
comes, and democratic leaders are
naturally anxious to secure this ad-
ditional source of revenue levied upon
those who are best able to bear a
part of the governmental burden. For
example, free sugar would be almost
impossible without an income tax. The
present corporation tax would no
doubt be repealed in order to avoid
double taxation. An income tax laid
largely on swollen fortunes and ex-
empting men of small salaries would
fill the gap admirably, and dem
ocratic Congress will almost certain
ly pass one as soon as 36 states have
ratified the new sixteenth amend
mont
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26
Office Seekers and Civil Service

The civil service system has now
been long enough established to make
each incoming administration less en-
couraging from an office seeking
point of view than it's predecessor.
Woodrow Wilson is not only a re-
former, but he has shown himself to
be a very aggressive man in politics
and as he is strongly committed to
the civil service law, comparatively
few partisan changes in office will
be made during his term. He has
made it plain, indeed, that he does not
believe in making any change outside
the cabinet purely con partisan
grounds.
All the department employees hold
their positions under civil service law
and of the tens of thousands of minor
officials that were usually changed
with the administration, not more than
10 per cent, it is estimated, will be
replaced by democratic appointees.
Mr.. Cleveland swas staunch ad-
vocate of the civil service law and
he greatly extended the merit system.
Yet comparing the federal patronage
of today with that of 20 years ago,
political plums are extremely rare.
The spoils amount to almost nothing.
Still, ardent democrats, who think
they are entitled to be rewarded for
party service, are getting up monster
petitions for this or that office. They
are canvassing among their friends
for Endorsements with as much pains
and as much confidence as if no such
thing as the civil service act had ever
been heard of or as if President-elect
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26
Hear from hence his body,
Owl Cars on Five Lines

All night workers in this city are
by no means tied to a telegraph office
or a morning paper. In a hundred
other industries men are at least oc-
casionally detained until after mid
night. After February Is these be-
lated sons of toll will no longer have
to hire taxicabs in order to reach
their homes, for the street car COM
pany has agreed to put on cars after
midnight and to keep them running
at reasonable intervals until the day
service is resumed in the early morn
ing hours. The test of 80 days is To be
made on the Ensley, Highlands and
Powderly lines, and if the cars on
these lines are found to be useful and
needful, no doubt all-night cars will
Ne placed on the East Lake line also,
All possible patronage will be
needed at the outset in order to render
the retention of the night service per-
manent. Once put on, they should be
kent on. and the residents in the city S
numerous suburbs will assuredly ap-
preciate this gain in public con-
veniences.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26

do its work under the direction and
supervision of the Secretary of War.
A special act of Congress is needed
in every such case, and about 10
such acts have been passed in accord
ance with the general dam acts Of
1906 and 1910.
The Virginian-Pilot earnestly de-
sires to see sodthern water powers
conserved, but IF it will study the
dominant navigation powers of the
federal government on the one hand
and the proprietary rights of the
riparian owner on the other, it will
surely come to the conclusion that the
only open feasible road to develop
ment and improvement liess through
special acts of Congress under the
general policy laid down in the dam
acts already mentioned. In that way
the south could speedily secure a lime
nitrate mill that would fracture the
Chilean monopoly, and it could secure
other mills needed in its fuller devel-
mont
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26
HARD TO DECIDE

From the Louisville >Courier-Journal.
The .sideswiping'' of Cumberland
river boat by train over whose tracks
he steamer was navigating the more or
less peaceful waters of the overfiowed
Cumberland has opened a discussion as
To which common carrier was within its
rights. This recalls the unsettled ques-
t,on as to whether the Colorado farmer
whose farm was deposited. by a land
side upon the farm of man down the
mountain side, remained an owner or b.
came tenant of the owner Of the UNDER
lying real estate. :,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26
Control of the Senate

The election of Judge Shields of
Tennessee to a full term in the SEN
ate from March a gives the democrats
48 senators out of 96, and the casting
vote of Vice President Marshall will
transfer to the democrats control of
the Senate. This count does not work
with, certainly not under, the stand
pat leaders of that body. There are at
least half dozen progressive senators
who cannot be counted as members of
the "old guard" especially in tariff
divisions. Messrs. LaFollette, Bristow,
Clapp, Poindexter and Works certain
ly are not reactionaries in any sense
of the word, and they will in many
divisions vote. with the democrats.
There are now four deadlocked leg
islatures in New Hampshire, Illinois,
West Virginia and Wyoming, and the
democrats hope to se0re from them
three adherents. Illinois is to elect two
senator's. Delaware will elect a dem
ocratic senator. Between the straight
out democratic strength and the pro-
gressives the old guard will have
small power in the Senate after
March A.
The clear Democratic majority in
the Senate will, however, be small,
and the need of harmony in the party
was never greater. There will be lack
of harmony on the other side of the
house, and yet in matters of moment
and policy the democrats will have to
stand together in order to be effec-
tive
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26
BILLY's MISTAKE

Ir the February American magazine
james Montgomery Flagg, the famous wit
and artist, writes and illustrates an
amusing article about the adventures of
a man named Billy who set out to hire a
cook Following is an extract showing
ole of Billy's experiences at an employ
nent agency:
Billy was trying to describe the sort
Of a cook he wanted, and he suddenly
q asped the agent by the wrist and point
ed rudely:
There, the one with the black hat
with the white feather duster on it. She
looks like what I'd prefer to have around
tire house; bring her over; let me talk
II her.
She's looking for maid herself
smiles the agent. That is Miss Vera Lip
salye of the Winter Garden
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26
sunday Concerts Popular

"The F1onzaley concert last Sunday
afternoon at the Jefferson theatre was at
tended by a very large and discriminating
audience" said lawyer, "and it is very
evident that hign class Sunday music Is
coming to be as much in vogue here as in
other large cities
I'VE have had no little fino music in
birmingham within the past five or six
years, but it is not often that any audi
ence was so thoroughly satisfied as that
referred to. The programme was delight
fu! and the ensemble of the F'lonzaley
quartet above all criticism. l am still
meeting people who heard the Flonzaleys
and who are talking enthusiastically OF
these great artists. If that quartet ever
returns to Birmingham the theatre VIII
be packed to overhowing."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26
DANNY DEEvER

By Rudyard Kipling.
what are bugles blowin' for?" said
Files-on Parade.
ITO turn you out, to turn you out" the
Color Sergeant said.
What Makes you lapk so white, so
white?" said Files-o Parade.
I'm dreadin' what I've got to watch
the Color Sergeant said.
For they're hangin Danny Deever, you
can hear the dead march play.
The regiments in ollow square--they're
hangin' him today:
They've taken of his buttons off an cut
his stripes away,
An they're hangin' Danny Deever in
the mornin'.
What makes the rear rank breathe so
'ard?" said Files-on- Parade.
ITS bitter cold, it's bitter cold.' the
Color Sergeant said.
What makes that front-rank man fall
* down." said Files on Parade.
"a touch o. sun, a touch o sum- the
Color Sergeant said.
They are hanging Danny Deever. they
are marchin' of i'm round.
They ave 'alted Danny Deever by is
coffin on the ground:
An ell swing in arr minute for a
sneakin' shootin' hound
o they're hangin' Dany Deever In the
mornin'.
"'Is cot was right and cot to mine,'
said Files on Parade.
les sleepin' out an far tonight" the
Color Sergeant said.
i've drunk is beer a score o. times"
said Files-o on Parade.
. H. ,lr;,, In aIOne.' the
Color Sergeant said.
They're hangin Danny Deever, you must
mark i'm to is place,
For 'e shot comrade sleepin-you
must look i'm in the face;
Nine 'undred of his county an the regi-
ment's disgrace.
While they're hangin Danny Deever in
the mornin
What's that so black again the SUM"
said Files-on-Parade.
Its Danny fghtin' ard for life,' the
Color Sergeant said.
Whats that that whimpers over'ead?"
said Files-on- Parade.
tits Dannys soul that's passin' now,
the Color Sergeant said.
For they're done with Danny Deever.
you can ear the quickstep play.
The regiments in column. an they're
marchin' us away;
Ho. the young recruits are shakin', an
they'll want their beer today.
After hangin Danny Deever in the
mornin'.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-01-26
THE HAPPY WAYFARER.

THE HAPPY WAYFARER.
Bill Wanders was smoking
And thusly he spake,
The high cost of living
Ne'er keeps me awake,
I travel wherever
Ii suits me to 60
Far south when the blizzards
OF winter time blow,
Then north in the summer.
TO 'scape from the heat.
| sleep when it pleases,
I've plenty to eat
II never pay money
For riding on trains,
A fight with a brakeman
The worst of my pains.
No hotel clerk flaunts me,
No head waiter frowns,
| tarry quite cheaply
In dozens of towns.
'Tis true that my garments
Aren't always well pressed;
1t frequently happens
I'm carelessly dressed.
And needing 'bawth and
A shave, maybe, too,
But granted these hardships,
Ny troubles are few.
o glad is the life of
A knight of the road
Though little respected
At home or abroad
Let socialists rave and
Economists fight,
Bill Wanders will tell you
This world is all right!'