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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-12-21

Kf ELL, sir" said Mr., Hennessy, what's
|W new in pollyticks:?"
Let me see, let me see, said Mr.
|bley "We, me friud Dock Wilson has sint
annyal message TO congress. No, he didn t
b it ayether He refused to thrust this de
gbtful composition to other hands, but carried
over in his own pocket and sung it to thin
nsllf His idee is to gather tn la-ads in tn
per class room an thin to tell thin in gin'ra
n their coorsc iv studies f'r tn ensooin term
' Tar they're an attintive an an obeeJent lot an
|shad 10 larrup very few iv thin. Whin Teddy
sentelt WIS principal iv III coledge there was
Fly an hour in tn day or night whin he didn't
Fe some slnitor or representative acrost chair
It was fine message. TIL Dock is not as
'unlnyous as Hogan says, as Tiddy Rosenfelt.
h hrst place, he can on'y write with van
|ud an in lE' mex place, dye mind, he had to
q 1t himsilf Yes, sir; its a gran message,
grammar amt bad an tn punctuation is
:ond tn attack iv a scurrilous minority. | wud
PHa refined message which cud be played on
|harp.
an gin raj way gathered that tn Dock is
w well satisfied with tn prisint admlnisthra-
4 50 far. He didn't commit himsilf, mind ye,
u was plain that it had done nawthin' that
'el called on TO crticise up to date. 1t had
Fuled an agreement frm tn powers that war
helish thing an proposed TO build enough
'lesnips TO knock tn head off iv amy power
enanged ifs mind Til thrusts must be sup
'seu with firm but gentle hand, an some
q must be done to make It aisy f'r tn polls
~ business man firm burglar without tn
" thumb marks.
'urnin firm these lighter themes, tn Dock
ID chapter TO tn sorrows iv the farmers.
10 us dwellers III tn large cities, gorgin
wv On an egg ivry month or two, ralize
nrins OF this onforchnit class-their tire
HDles, tn planola gettin' out iv chune, tn
oesthroyin their furs But the Docks
nearer tn soil He has heerd their cry
4'''fess It is needless, he says. to pint
ye glnteTlcn who wud lose yc'cr jobs if yc
aeIce with me, that tn sturdy farmer IS
uiaauon " Our instichoochins, he says.
a 'r these hardy assailants iv tn stubborn
ne says, INDUSTRIES wud decay, facthries
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wud crunlble, arts an sciences wud perish, an
tn bread line wud wither away. Tn basis iv our
whole mateeryal an spirichooal well-bein is tn
fodder. Without tn farmers where wud III
bankers be1 If they have no food they cannot
eat; if they cannot eat they cannot bank; if they
cannot bank they die he says.
His idee is that whin farmer needs money
to buy sicond norgedge Andrew Carnegie's
house he shud be able to motor into town, shove
a couple of shotes an a bale iv alfalfa over tn
counter, an get tn gilt At prisint, excipt whin
tn farmer owns tn bank himsllf he can't get
anything on this collathra although I know iv
NANNY Gibraltar in finance that wud change
in its entire deposits capital stock lagal resarve,
surplus an tn uniform iv the watchman f'r
carload iv garden truck at tn prisint prices But
won't til tmptation be too great, Hinnissy? I've
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a piano apiece

was tn Mexican throuble He didn't say what
is goin to happen there, an I don't know. At
tn prisint moment, dye mind this unhappy land
is nlyin bloody revolution On Choosdah an
amy v constitootynal bandits undher tn leader
ship " Gineralissno Don Pedro Gonzabo, tn
terror iv tn chicken roosts. moved on tn city
iv Choohoohoo which was held be stlrong
foorce iv fedhral eX-conWcts undher FL Captain
Porpino Macheto, tn former highway robber
AftheT breakfast fierce exchange iv artillery
occurred F'r five hours tn air was filled with
smoke an flames an resounded with tn tur-rble
shrek iv shrapnel, chain shot bows an arres
brickbats, an curses Afther the hour iv TIL
siesta TIL fedhrals, havn loaded thimsilvcs down
with all portable property, moved out, but not
befure they had captured six v til consttootynal-
lists who in too much iv a hurry to get to
tn joolry store in Main sthreet On tn other
hand, tn constitootynalists overlook sixteen
fedhrals who had been assigned to carry out
piano apiece This was the hercest and most san
culinary battle iv tn war Th kilt were as fol-
lows: Fedhrals sixteen, constitootynalists six
FL Captain Macheto has tillygrafted to Pretinded
Prsidint Wick Hoorta We have won glor-
yous victhry. We didn't lave thing iv amy
value in tn town.
How's OF Hoorta, says ye? Well that splin-
did OIL warryer murdhrer, an dipsylnanyac is
doin' fine. He's settin up in tn castle iv Cha
pultypeek i'll his unyform, with couple iv re-
volvers an soord on TIL table beside him,
dhrainin' his can an talkn to the pink crocydile
an tn eight blue an green lizards that ar-re now
his ony companyons. Too bad, says he, about
that fellow Wilson, he says. Theyzay wasa
nice fella, too, till he took to burrnilk Awful
dhrink, burnilk. Insous. New can tell whin
it'll getcha, Frensought to do somethin bout
it, eh? So bad now he can't reg-can't regnize
me 'Sfact, Can't regnize solfren. Says;
There's Hoorta Can't regnize him" Sure
he does. 1 nev was bad that No, sir I
been pur bad, but alluz c,ld regnize anybody
Here boy! Go fetch me another scuttle iv
poolky, an get it quick or III shoot ye're other
car off, he says.
a happy life. Still, it has its dhrawbacks,
suppose, Hinnissy. There are flies in tn mescai,
as ye might say. If tn DARN OF rum hawk iv
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tn Sierras stays his inirnies will kill him, an il
he starts to lave its sure thing his lille sup
porters' an ole frinds will shoot him in TIL back
So if ! was him I'd stay close to tn ice chest an
let nature take its coorse. But it's use talkin'
about him. Be til time ye get home he may be
on his way to Vera Cruz with TIL contints iv tn
cash dhrawer sewed up in his vest or he may be
dead, or he may be still -come-ye-so It's
fine country, is Mexico but l wuddent sind
an army in to seize it. What tn statesmen iv
Mexico needs is tn attintions iv tn polls.
Bryan! O, he's all right. | see be the
dhramatic pa-apers that he's restin' He's had
fine season He knocked thin cold in Dubuque,
kilt thin in Peory, an turned thin away in
Kankykee. He's goin' to change his act mex
year an play his lecture OH piccolo while sus
pinded from thrapeze. TIL British minister
called on him tn other day an discovered him
practicin' handspring Is the prisdnt sore on
him. Why slud he be? On tn conthry, he
likes it. " all William Jennings Bryan's frinds
none has offered him more encouragement in his
stage career thin Woodrow Wilson. Can We
lave Wash nton f'r few weeks?' says he. Can
ye? Why dear frind, We go away an
stay year. There's nawthin' in tn state depart
mint that l can't attnd to. l wish ye ivry SUE
cess in tn wurruld. Cuddent [ write little
ca-ard f'r tn pa-apers sayin' how much | injyed
ye'er act? he says. An, be the way he says.
don't ye think We might amuse tn aujience be
blacl1in up? Wanst whin was at Princeton TIL
boys got up MINSTREL show an it was very
funny 1t almost made me laugh. Ye know,
me dear ol' chum, that whin give up this arjous
an ongratefu office three years an three months
hence an turn it over to We yell have TO do
thing to plaze til southren dillygates. ] got to
thinkin about it an set up las night an burned
some cork f'r We. Here it is. Take it with my
blessing, he says No, sir; there's no pint where
til chief magistrate iv tn nation an tn screty
iv state ar-re in such perfect accord as on til
stage career iv tn sicrety iv state"
"D'ye think we'll take Mexicoa' asked Mr.
Hennessy
l don't know" said Mr.. Dooey, but as
Hogan says, whn country like Mexico is so
to us we're lible to get it whether we
want it or not"
Copyright 1913: BY Finley Peter Dunne)
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been thinlin' iv that can see gaunt an fam
ished banker shoveIin' out tn coin an takin'
butter an eggs as security. month later the
bank examiner comes around closes tn bank, an
puts tn wristlets on tn hnanceer What's he
pinched f'r? says yc. He convarted tn banks
securities to his OWL use says 7. What did he
do with thm:' says ye. He ct them, says l.
But Dock Wilson looks f'r no throuble SAYS
he: have niver injyed an administration so
much. The climate in Wash'nton I find more
Janial thin that iv Princeton Business is excel
lent Collections ar-re good. / get me eighty
three thrty-three thirty-three reg'lar on tn first
" tn month. So | bid you ajoo, hopin' I have
said nawthn that wud let you know what I'm
goin to do ontil we meet again, he says
Tn on'y cloud tn Dock found on his horizon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
PORTALES PLANS
FOR A CITY PARK

Portales. n n, Feb. 14-At a meet
ing held at the courthouse the PROPOSE
ton of making arrangements to buy
several lots near the location Of the
new depot was taken up and in q
short time a total of S1303 was sub
scribed. These lots are directly IN
front of the proposed location of the
new depot and will be converted into
a park. Work will begin on the new
depot at once. Several cars Of ma
terial have already arrived. The new
depot viii be located on Colorado
street, one block southeast Of the old
depot.
Dr. Bailey has purchased for a friend
living in Oklahoma two places east Of
Portales, known as the Hamilton place
and the Hinson place. He has also
purchased the Morrison place one mile
west Of POrtales. and part Of the Lind
sey place adjoining town on the north.
The McAIinn place. embracing $50
acres, west Of town, has been subdi-
vided and is being sold in 40 acre
tracts to Colorado farmers who are
coming in with the stock and farming
implements and going right to work.
Portales has had two SHOWS durinS
ne past week.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
HOPE is HOPING
TO GET NEW ROAD

Hope, n. N, Feb. 14-News Of the
Acme e Pacific railroad, from Padu-
cab. Texas, through to e Paso, by way
Of Roswell, has been receives "a mere
Hope hops the road wili come TINS way
,,,e-,t s++orSi1,o 4be failure of the san
Diego & FL Paso Railway company to
finish the road. has had more substan-
tiaI growth than during any period OF
b1iI5ines have been completed since
ETarcb 1e19 md two more are under
construction and others contemplated,
and ei5e1Jaiks on each side of Main
Sfreef in she business part, arc con-
fracfed f. and partly completed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
RECRUITS WILL BE
SENT TO PRESIDE
New Arrivals at Fort Bliss Are A.
signed to Duty With Troop F-No
UnusuaI Activity at the Post
WashinEton S pl


While Washington IS preparing for
intervention in Mexico and transports
are being placed IN readiness there IS
no unusual activity at Fort Bliss No
extra stores have been ordered, accord
ing to reports Of the men IN charge
No forage other than that required
under present conditions is being re
ceiVed and there is not even a feeling
among the men that they VIII be
called upon to 90 into Mexico any
time soon.
Leaves OF absence are still granted
officers while the enlisted men are not
being denied the usual furloughs.
Recruits sent to Preside.
Last Sunday $50 recruits arrived
from jefferson barracks, No, and were
assigned 10 duty with the Second cav
airy which now gives that regiment a
fun strength for times OF peace Prep
aratiOns have been made 10 send 40 OF
these recruits to PresidlOs Texas N
Brewster county where they have been
assigned to duty with troop T OF the
Second cavalry
Capt J. R. Haney, Of the 22d infan-
Try, has been granted one months leave
Lent Sen ". Fend did not go to
1IfssOula, Mont. with the 18th infantry
but has been transferred to the I'D in
fantry and has been assigned to duty
Sergeant Charles Barrett, Of the Sig
nal corps, has arrived from Valdez,
Alaska, and is now on duty with com
pany I at Fort Bliss
Sergt Maj. Wm- Kirby, Of the Sec
ond cavalry, has returned from q three
months leave OF absence During that
time he visited several eastern cities
and spent some time at his home IN
New Haven, Conn.
Corporals Daniel Werlein and Henry
G. stein, Of troop c, have been PRO
NOTED sergeants.
Lieut. / P. Swift has been assigned
to duty with troop + at Preside,
Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
DEVELOPMENT
LARGE FORCE AT
WORK ON NEW ROAD
Unfinished Portion of State Highway
Near Santa Rosa Is to be Completed
Without Delay.

without DelaFs
Santa Rosa, N II, Feb. 1.-THE
camp Of the county highway commits
siOn's road crew is now located on the
hill just north of town, and a large
force is at work grading the road into
town. J. II. Hicks, chairman Of the
board, is giving considerable OF his
time and personal attention to the
work, and some excellent work is be
ing done. Charles EYersOle, formerly
with the First National bank OF this
place, has been engaged by the board
as tim ekeeper and accountant, and the
road affairs of the county are being
rapidly placed on a business basis.
Several hundred dollars Of improved
the new road board. some Of it being
now in use. 1t is the intention OF the
board to complete the unfinished work
on the state highway, from which the
state convict camp was recently re-
moved Following thiS, the main road
to Fit Sumner will be put in standard
condition, and it is now expected that
but a few weeks will see the PecOs
valley state highway completed into
Fort Sumner.
The suspension of the Roswell
Vaughn automobile mail line recently.
has revived to some extent the talk Of
such a line to connect Las Vegas with
Roswell via Santa Rosa While no
definite plans for such an enterprise
have been made public, the rumOrs that
such a line is being seriously consid-
cred continue to find occasional ex-
preston.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
CATHOLICS PLAN
NEW BISBEE CHURCH
VIII spend $4,000 on Structure; Site
Has Been Donated on Tomb
Stone Canyon.

Bisbee, Ariz., Feb. a. A new Cath
Ollie church, TO cost $4,000. viii be
built in Bisbee- There has been talk
for some time that a new edifice
would be built but not until the an
nouncement that John Higgins, for
merly Of this city, but now resident
of Los Angeles, had donated the land,
was the matter taken up definitely. The
new building will be located on Tomb
stone canyon, next to the Loretto
academy, the ground for which was do
mated by Mr.. Higgins some six years
ago. A committee has inspected the
site and plans and estimates will be
called for Immediately. 1t is reported
that the site of the old church, on
school Hill, viii be sold to add to the
building fund.
Officials Of the Southwestern in this
city have received word that the first
regular train to be operated over the
new Fort Huachuca extension viii be
run on Sunday morning 1t is expected
that a schedule Of two trains viii be
maintained daily. The opening Of the
Huachuca branch VIII necessitate the
rearrangment Of the schedule IN this
section.
The third OF three carloads Of sewer
pipe from FL PasO have been received
by the sewer department. The pipe IS
being stored at the city corral until
definite action is taken on the Tomb
stone canyon extension
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
4-E,r.EPiIONE EXCHANGE AT
VAUGHN IS IMPROVED

Vaughn. n. NJ, Feb. 14-Robert
Ror,ene. Of Duran. who has purchased
tbe local phone exchange, is making
offensive improvements and has moved
~ exchange into the business section
- the town.
w r. Simpson, north Of town, has
Commenced the construction of two
large cisterns or tanks, in which he
will store a great amount Of water,
which he says goes to waste in the
rainy season.
D. H Fornabarger and sonlnlaw, r.
r Francfs new corners. Of Buchanan,
n n. have closed a deal with the V.
F. Grub Lumber company for material
for the construction Of several resi-
dence buildings which they viii erect
on their homestead entries near Bu-
chanan.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
ARIZONA MASOES
GATHER AT BISBEE

Bisbee. Ariz., Feb. 14.-For the Wis
ing AIasOns gathered in BIsbee for the
1913 meeting OF the Grand lodge, elab-
crate entertainment was arranged and
the city has been turned over to the
visitors for the week. The big event Of
the week was on Tuesday night. when
the ball was held at the Warren dis
trict country club During the week
the following Masonic meetings viii be
held: Twentieth annual cOnclave Of
grand commandery Knights Templars,
thirty-first annual communication
Grand Lodge of Arizona, T. and A. NJ
Grand chapter o. T. S, and installation
Of officers, grand lodge of Arizona, F.
and A. N. The delegates viii be shown
over the Warren district, special trips
into the mines viii be arranged, auto
rides for the ladies will be given and
q special smoker, with a number Of
athletic features, VII be held at the
Warren District crUntry club It is
expected that at least 500 delegates
will be in atfe--Uance.
John Schul-Z, alleged to be wanted in
Gallup. n. H., was given a hearing in
Justice Smiths court in Lowell and
was dismissed. He was Immediately
rear-ested by marshall Watkins on a
complaint issued by sheriff Roberts, Of
E4cKfnIey county, n. NJ, who is here to
take Schulez back to Gallup.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14

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not a greasy paste or ointment You
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
LITTLE SHOES ARE NEEDED
FOR CHARITY HONE CHII1DRElA.

Little shoes with the toes kicked and
worn are wanted at the charity house.
There are children proteges Of the
WOman's Charity who have no shoes
Some have never owned a pair of shoes
since they came into the world The
Charity house matrOn has made an
appeal for shoes Of all sizes for the
little folks down there In the big white
haven for the helpless children Of the
poor
There is a woman under the care
of the Charity who has nothing but a
damp. dirt floor upon which to lie A
mattress for her would aid her TO get
well These things can be sent to the
Charity house or phone 1915, Charity
house extension
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
CAMPAIGN Is STARTED TO
GET ROOMS For CATTLEHEN

Come on you cattle raisers. FL Paso
will care for all who come for the big
doings of Roundup week. March IS, 19
and 20.
v. r. stiles, president Of the chamber
Of commerce, is getting behind the
public comfort committee and every
Visitor to FL Paso will be cared for
like he was when his mother tucked
him into bed on a winter night as a
boy The private residences are to be
canvassed by the committee TO get a
list of desirable and convenient rooms
for the overflow from the local hotels.
The guests at the local hotels win be
asked to double up and allow the visit
Ors to have rooms in the downtown
hotels.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
MATERIAL RECEIVED
FOB TYRONE ROAD

Silver City, n. NJ. Feb. lit is
learned here that material for the rail-
road from whitewater to Tyrone is now
being delivered at Whitewater. and it
is expected that the work Of cOnstruc-
tion VIII begin some time early next
month.
Santa Fe railroad viii be here next
week to inspect the proposed site for
the new railroad station
Charles Rauner, of Laramie. Wy0-,
and A r. Schmidt, OF Silver City. are
endeavoring to establish a building and
loan associati ton here
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
CALIFORNIAN TO BUILD
PHOENIX APARTMENT HOUSES

Phoenix. Ariz-. Feb I4.-seVeraI
apartment houses may be built in
Phoenix as the result Of the visit to
this city of Theodore Weisendanger
head of a company that owns between
IS and 100 apartment houses in Los
Angeles
Weisendanger started in Los An
geles on a small scale years ago Re
Gently the company was organized to
handle his property. He retains a con-
trolling interest. valued at S1,500,00O.
He declares that property is sure to
appreciate greatly in value within the
next few years. Already he has prac-
tically decided to build one or more
apartment houses in this city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
PLANS MADE FOR
ENLARGING SHOPS
Tueumcari Hears That Southwestern
VIII Spend 100000 on Round
House and shop Additions

Tucumcari, n. N, Feb 14.-Plans are
said to have been received here for a
$4,000 water plant and other improve
ments for the local work shops and
round houses Of the E P. & S. W.
railway It is said that the appro-
priation to cover this expenditure has
already been made and that work VIII
begin at once. providing the needed
water supply can be found
Work has been going on during the
winter on a deep well at the shops and
it is thought that water in sufficient
Quantities to warrant a following out
Of tn centre plans will be struck soon.
there being little difficulty, as a rule,
in finding water in this vicinity.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14

Tucson, Ariz., Feb. 14.-Though Is
Democratic applicants for appointment
as United States marshal are in the
field, no marshalPs appointment VIII
be made until 1916. This is stated In
a letter received by Neri Osborn Jr-,
from congressman Carl Hayden His
assertion that marshal OverlOck's ap-
pclntment continues effective until
1916 is taken to mean that no steps viii
be taken to remove the present incum-
bent.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
YUMA PLANS FOR $780, 900
NORTH OF IMPROVEMENT

Yuma, Ariz, Feb. 14-Improvepss' Is
needed by the city of Yuma ~ cost
$780, 600. according to estiD-,es sub
mitted by city engineer Fraak BROOKS
system. sewer system. electric light
plant and street imp Ovements- The
councilmen are ns'1erinS submitting
a $500, 600 bond issue TO the voters.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
SINKING OF MORE WELLS
RAISES MESA WATER Plan

Experts were wrong when they con-
mesa would be lowered and finally dis
appear after several wells had been
sunk. This has been proved by the
two new wells has raised the plane
Instead Of lowering it.
Both of these wells are down to n
depth Of 600 feet each and one of them
is showing an excellent flow with in
dicatiOns that the other viii do equal ly
as well. A third well is to be drilled
Immediately. the rig having been
placed on the ground ready to start
work
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14
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PimpIes, BIaekheads
Wonderful ZEMO also Stops Terrible
Itching AT ONCE, Cures An
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Get a 95c Bottle Of zEEIo Today.

"At last! At last! One application
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I haven't been ashamed to go out in
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-02-14

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