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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-09-05
Oliver Twist at
the Kozy Tonight

Manager Blackstone Of the Kozy the
ater has booked for Friday, September
s. Charles Dickens famous success,
"Oliyer Twist" with Nat c. Goodwin
playing the leading role This is q
big five reel production and was
shown in New York city Tor 50 seat
The film will be shown at regular
prices, 5 ana 70 cents Continuous
show, starting at 1880. Every man,
woman and child should see this pic
fure. 9-4-2t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-09-05

Glen Cove, L. 4. Sept ST Under the
auspices OF the National Tennis asso-
citation and with many prominent ten
nis stars competing, the invitation
tournament Of the Nassau Count club
opened today on that clubs courts,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-09-05
cENrsNARlAN CELEBRATES.
Telegram oy United PRESS.

Telegram oy United PRESS.
sharon Pa Sept The oldest
resident Of Ibis section Or the state.
Mrs. Phoebe cobufn. today celebrated
her io0th birthday For many years
Mrs. Coburn has favored equal suf-
lrage for men and women She de-
clarea she win live to yet cast d vote.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-09-05
MEX CAN AID is
NOT NEEDED BY
THE REFUGEES
relegram oy United Pre.s.

ItIsETam " UlII61 FTg-1
Mexico City, Sept. 5.-AmeTican
refugees viii probably refuse to ac-
cept the Mexican offer Of first class
passage out of the country, it was stat
ed at the American embassy loday.
Consul General shanklin said the
100000 appropriation would probably
provide first class passage for the ref
u2ees.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-09-05

Mexico City Sept John Lewis
Smith OF Washington, d. G., was elect.
ed commander in chief Of tho United
Spanish war veterans ioday.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-09-05
UNCLE SAM MAY
LOSE LARGE DUTY.
Telegram by United Press

Telegram by United Press
ST. Louis, Mo. Sept 81. Bonded
warehouses here are today crowded
with foreign made goods which are
being held pending the enactment Of
the new tariff law now before con
gress Cotton and woolen goods, bur.
lap, cheese, olive oil, wire and other
commodities valued at about $500 000
have accumulated here Duty ON tdem
at The present rates would amoun to
more than 100000 Under Tie pro
posed tariff reductions the duty would
be less than s20000o As the import.
efs are not required to pay the duty
until the goods are put on sale Ia The
market st. Louis merchants are al
lowing them to remain IN the ware.
houses until the new tariff schedules
80 into effect
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-09-05

q he Sunshine welcomes
YOU to Chiekasha and hopes
that you viii Ike the town
and that your children may
receive great benefits from
the schools.
You don't know us, but
your neighbor does, and she
also knows that the Sunshine
is noted for its honesty, its
quality goods, its service and
its low prices. You will ike
the town better if you buy
your good things to eat from
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
Truly a "Nervy" Youth.

A New York barber says he has
discovered the nerviest man alive. lie
Is young yet, but when he is fully de
veloped with mature growth oi
nerve he will be startling prodigy.
This fellow came into my shop the
other day" said the barber. land
asked me TO shave his neck speed
lily accomplished the gentle task. and
called out, Next While ] was ad
justing a towel around the neck oi
the next customer ] saw the other
youth going out the door.
Haven't you forgotten some
thing?' | asked him.
HE felt in his pockets and said be
had all that belonged to him.
~ mean you forgot to pay me for
that shave
PAY for that, Just shaving my
neckl' he said. with astonishment I
never heard OF paying for so little a
thing as that could have done II
myself with my safety razor. only
couldn't reach back there
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
Reason Why.

She was n dear, old fashioned,
modest. simple maiden lady. So that
when she announced the fact that she
thought of paying n chiropodist visit
her great friend was duly astonished.
II didn't know you suffered from
corns,' remarked the latter, when the
news was first broken 10 her
81 don't" replied the old lady mild
ly, albeit firmly; neither am af-
tlicted with bunions, chilblains, nor
any other pains In the feet
Her friend gazed at her with grow
ing CONSERVATION.
Then. nay dear" she demonstrated
gently. what on earth do you want
to visit chiropodist for?'
The little old lady's cheeks blushed
n delicate pink as she leaned forward.
laid one mittened hand on her interro'
gators arm and whispered:
IT'S this way, my dear. do so
want TO be able 20 boast that at least
once in my life ] had a man at my
feet!"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
SAW HOPE FOR THE BEAR
Birthday Gift Had Every Possibility
Of Being Received as One Of
the Family.

Page. true little southerner, is Law
ishly endowed with the traditional
~"family spirit" His sense OF family
indeed. is so strong that he regards
any one or anything belonging 10 his
own household as in some mysterious
but very real way superior to all the
rest OF the world.
Page has a dog whom he loves very
dearly, and IL grieved him much when
not long since. Jickey declined To have
anything to do with the stuffed bear
that came as a birthday gift. Pres
emily, however, he became normally
ctrctrful and began TO play happily.
A visitor sympathetically inquired n
Jickey has decided TO adopt the new
bear as his friend.
Not yet" Page made smiling an
swer but he will soon. Aunt Annie.
You see, Jicbey's only a dog and he
doesn't think ss quick as we do. lie
thinks the bear Is only paying a call
here. But just as soon as he knows
that the bear is one OF the family he'll
take to him all right"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
Copyright. isii, by II. X BY Co
SYNOPSIS.

Lieut. Harry Mallory Is ordered 20 the
Philippines. He and Marjorie Newton
decide TO elope. but wreck OF taxicab pre-
vents their seeing minister on the way 10
the train. Transcontinental train is TAX
ing on passengers. Porter has a lively
time with an Englishman and Ira Lath-
rop, a Yankee business man. The elopers
have an exciting time getting 10 the
train. Little Jimmie" Wellington. bound
for Reno to get a divorce, boards train
In maudlin condition. Later Mrs. Jimmie
appears. She is also bound for Reno with
same object. Likewise Mrs. Sammy Whit
comb. Latter blames Mrs. Jimmie for
her marital troubles. Classmates OF NAL
lory decorate bridal berth. Rev and Mrs
Temple start on vacation. They decide
20 cut loose and Temple removes evidence
OF his calling. Marjorie decides 10 let
Mallory proceed alone. but train starts
while they are lost I'm farewell. Passen-
gers join Mallorv's classmates In giving
couple wedding hazing. Marjorie is dis
tracted. Ira Lathrop. woman-h hating
bachelor. discovers an old sweetheart
Anne Cattle. fellow passenger. Nal
cory vainly hunts for a preacher among
the passengers Mrs. Wellington hears
Little Jimmie's voice. Later she meets
Mrs. Whitcomb. Mallory reports 20 Mar
jorie his failure 20 find a preacher. They
decide 10 pretend a quarrel and Mallory
finds n vacant berth. Mrs. Jimmie discov-
ers Wellington on the train. Mallory
again makes an unsuccessful hunt for a
preacher. Or. Temple poses as physi-
clan. Mrs. Temple is induced by Mrs
Wellington TO smoke n cigar.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13

In more hardy days than these snur
was used as an eye lIniment "The
Compleat Housewife. or Accomplish.
ed Gentlewoman's Companion" which
had run into l6 editions by 1853. extols
its virtues Accomplished gentlewom
en- who find their sight falling with sd.
vanclng years are advised TO rub "tbe
right sort OF Portugal snun into the
eyes night and morning. and take Il
also through the nose" This treat.
ment. II Is asserted. cured sir I'd
ward Seymour. sir John Houblon and
Judge Ayres. 20 that they could read
without spectacles after they bad
used them for many years" Some
Icople would prefer spectacles
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
CHAPTER XXI.
MatrlmonY 10 and Fro,


And the next morning they were In
Wyoming-well toward the center OF
that State. They had left behind the
tame levels and the truly rural towns
and they we're among foothills and
mountains. passing cities Of wildly
picturesque repute. like Cheyenne, and
Laramie. Bowie. and Medicine Bow.
and Bitter Greek. whose very names
imply literature and war whoops. COW.
boy yelps. barking revolvers. another
redskin biting the dust, cattle STAN
pedes. town-paintings. humorous
lyrchings and bronchos In epileptic
frenzy.
But the talk OF this train was con-
cerned with none Of these wonders.
which the novelists and the maga-
zinIst have perhaps a rrine overpub-
lished. The talk Of this train was con.
cerued with the eighth wonder Of the
world. a semi-detached bridal couple
Mrs. Whitcomb was eager enough 20
voice the sentiment Of the whole pop
ulsce. when she looked up from her
novel In the observation room and.
1udging Mrs. Temple. drawled. by
ne way. my dear. has that bridal
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
CHAPTER xlx-(contInued).

And lady who was evidently Mrs.
Deacon spoke up:
Wen miss you terrible. We all
say you are the best pastor ourlchurch
ever had"
Mallory prepared TO spring on his
prey and drag him 10 his lair, but
Marjorie held him back.
Hes taking our train, Lord bless
his dear old soul"
And Mallory could have hugged him.
But he kept close watch. To the rap
ture of the wedding-hungry twain, the
preacher shook hands with such Of his
flock as had followed him to the sta
ton, picked up his valise and walked
up to the porter. extending his ticket.
But the porter said-and Mallory
coud have throttled him for saying It:
"Scuse me, poison. but that's yo'
train ova yonda. You beta move right
smaht. for it's gettin' ready to pull
out"
With a little shrek of dismay, the
parsop clutched his valise and set off
at a run. Mallory dashed after him
and Marjorie after Mallory. They
shouted as they ran, but the conductor
of the east-bound train sang out "All
aboard!" and swung on.
The parson made a sprint and
caught the ultimate rail of the moving
train. Mallory made frantic leap at
a flying coat-tail and missed. AS he
and Marjorie stood gazing reproach-
fully at the train which was giving a
beautiful illustration of the laws of re-
treating perspective. they heard wild
howls OF "Hi! hill" and Hay! hay!"
and turned to see their own train in
motion. and the porter dancing a
Zulu step alongside.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13

placed anywhere. AZ
tracts and kills all
aiss. Neat, clean or
nsmental, convenient,
cheap. lasts all
season. Mads OF
metal, can'tspillor tip
over will not soil or
injure anything
Guaranteed effective
All dealers cresent
erpress paid for sl.oo.
Ave, nrooklyn. N. v.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
Many Plants "Left.Handed."

Habits of plants analogous TO the
righthandedness and left.handedness
of man have been reported TO tho
Cambridge, England, Philosophical
society by II n. Compton,
I'm an examination of eight varieties
OF tworowed barley. the first leaf was
found 10 twist TO the left In 5S per
cent. OF more than 10000 seedlings.
and an excess Of left.handed growth
was found also In millet and in oats.
In corn there seemed TO be no
marked tendency either way, No evil
dence OF hereditary peculiarly APP
pears TO have been obtained and no
special significance of the results is
pointed out.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
CHAPTER Xxx.
FoIled Aqaln.

Mallory tucked Marjorie under his
arm and Marjorie tucked Snoozleums
under hers. and they did a sort OF
three-legged race down the platform.
The porter was pale blue with excite
ment. and II was with the last gasp Of
breath in all three bodies that they
scrambled up the steps OF the only
open vestibule.
The porter was mad enough TO give
them piece OF his mind, and they
were meek enough to take It without
a word of explanation or resentment.
And the train sped on into the
heart Of Nebraska, along the unpoetic
valley of the Platte. When lunch.
time came. they ate It together, but
In gloomy silence. They sat in Mar
jor1e's berth throughout the appalling.
ly monotonouss afternoon in a stupor
OF disappointment and helpless dejec.
ton, speaking little and saying moth.
ing then.
Whenever the train stopped. NAL
lory watched the on-getting passen.
gers with his keenest eye. He had a
lDtOTg iudl blHCt IuOHL people VINO
looked like preachers were decidedly
lay. Il might be well 10 take a gam
tler's chance and accost the least
ministerial person next
So, in his frantic anxiety. he select
ed a horsey-looking individual who got
on at North Platte. He looked 20
much like a rawhided ranchmsn that
Mallory stole up on him and asked
him TO excuse him. but did he happen
TO be q clergyman? The man replied
by asking Mallory n he happened 20
be a fea-bItten maverick. and embel-
lished his question with copious flow
Of the words ministers use. bUt with
a secular arrangement of them In
fact he split one word IN two 20 insert
a dOuble-barrelled curse. All that Nal.
lory could do was 20 admit that he
was a fea-bltten what-he-said. and
back away.
After that. n a vicar ia full uni
form had marched down the aisle
heading q procession Of choir-boys.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
DAISY FLY KILLER


Agents and District Managers to sell newest
and best selling household article on market /,
showing sells n: exclusive territory asst gned
Write PALMER, ig broadway, New York.
AGENTS. tanNasscr-. our new Al furnl-
turc. plano ana automobile polish sells az
sight. Five hundred per cent commission.
International Polish Co., Rochester, ~ \.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
Still One Ahead.

Donald was only 4, and the height
OF his ambition was 10 own red
wagon One day he came In from play
and burst into a storm OF tears
Mamma, mamma, Johnnie Bakers
dot a red wagon-a dreat bid one"
Mamma comforted him as best she
could and Donald soon went OF TO
play again. The next day Johnnie
passed the house with his red wagon,
and Donald. looking up, said vindic-
lively:
Il dess Johnnie Baker hasn't dot a
gran ma up I'm heaven. anyway"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
How They Measured.

From the meadow the road began
10 ascend. and about noon we started
To climb Greeley Hill thirteen mile
road leading TO It's summit. As tho
afternoon began TO wane. and we had
zigzagged our way over what seemed
to us thirteen miles OF road. we met a
resident of the region and ventured TO
ask him how they measured miles In
that country
"Oh. we just let a greyhound loose.
and when he drops dead. that's a
mile. was the reply. Suburban Life
Magazine.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
Thankful.

Il am lucky in being taken III here
in New York. instead OF being laid up
somewhere else"
"Ah!" said the doctor.
Yes. For all this money I'll have
to pay you I'd have to be Ill anywhere
else for more than two months. -
New York World
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13
Their Drawbacks.

mo chicken fights are fair"
"Of course not, since they neces.
sarily have a fowl element"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-13

When misfortune overtakes a hust-
Ter II has TO go some.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-22

ing wealth of love! love! love. He
was ilI-she would nurse him, she
would win back brightness to the
dimmed eyes, courage for the waver-
ing soul. Come! come! to waiting
hearts sister, friends, partner
Partner! Then David ROse?-Te-
turned, after searching far and wide
for the dear friend he gave up as
dead. But rich-the great claim! He
had gone to it, sold it, and the share
Of his dead partner safely set aside.
But she in bridal costume? Oh,
how her glad heart laughed! My
dear! my dear!-the attire for the
wedding of Rose and Ida.
A bride? yes, upon this, the joyous
night of his return, his only, and now!
this golden hour, and the very angels
seemed to sing in echo Of her pure,
ravishing joy!
Copyright by W. G. Chapman.)
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-22


IN WORKING CONVICTS
Springfield, Ill.,, Aug. PIN con-
ference with Gov. Dunno today War
den Allen of Joliet penitentiary ar
ranged the details for placing out the
first gang of prisoners on road work
under the new state convict law that
went into effect July 1. The first
gang will be put to work on a strip
Of road in Lee county near Dixon.
eve expect to start the men from
the pen a week from next Monday"
Allen said today after the conference.
'The honor system will be used en-
tirely. The guards who accompany
the men will have no guns. There
will not be a gun in camp. The
boys l am sending to Lee county
could be sent to China and they
would all come back. l trust. them
implicitly.
There will be forty convicts in
the first gang" he continued. "They
will spend ninety days in camp and
will then return to the penitentiary.
Under the law, which limits the class
of men to be employed to those who
have less than five years to serve, not
more than 200 can be used next sea-
son. This is the only gang that will
be sent out this year"
Allen announced that the governor
agreed today to commute the SEN
tence of each convict ten days for
every thirty days he worked outside
the prison walls. The honor system
will be used everywhere the men are
sent.
1t also was agreed that the county
in which the road work was done by
convicts shall pay fifty cents a day
for each man employed. This will
support the men who live in tents.
-O-O
A golfer noted for his meanness
noticed that a strange lad was carry
ing his clubs. You're not the boy 1
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-22
THE UNIVERSAL FATE


BY Berton Braley.
Each rose has its pricker,
Each food has its germ,
Each Eden it's serpent,
Each plant has it's worm,
Each horse has it's bride,
Each dog has its feas.
The worlds full of worries
Exactly like these!
Each road has it's hummOcks,
Each lining its cloud,
Each wedding it's knockers
Who gossip out loud;
Each rich man has cousins
And nephews who're poor,
And fame brings it's burdens
Which great men endure.
In fact, all things earthly
Have worries and woes,
And no life is perfect,
And everyone knows
That trouble comes some time
To eVeryone's lot,
And does that console US?
Well, I should say not!
NatUraists say than a single
low will deyour 5000 flies in a
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-22

A golfer noted for his meanness
noticed that a strange lad was carry
ing his clubs. You're not the boy
have usually had" he said. 'No, sir"
replied the lad, you see, we tossed
who'd be caddie for you" ooh, I
see!" said the golfer, "and you won?"
NO." answered the Caddie SORROW
fully, 81 lost"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-08-09
The Theatres
THE ORPHEUM.

The warm weather certainly does
not affect the business of the only reg
ular theatre now open in this city as
the Orpheum has been playing to
packed houses all summer and offer
ing some excellent bills. For the COM
ing week, the first half of the week,
The Conway Duo, a novelty singing
and dancing act. will be one of the of
ferings. Harry Fetter, a noted ven-
~triloquist, will present an act which Is
entirely different from the usual act Of
this kind. The Jean King Quartette,
four young men who are splendid har-
mony singers, will introduce a number
OF new songs and the ~headliners of the
bill will be The Imperial japanese
Troupe, an artistic European novelty
which a appeared in amusement
places all over the world. Several new
feature moving pictures will be shown,
and the orchestra will render several
classical numbers. -.~ ~...-. .-
For the last half of the week the Of
fering will be Frees Brothers & Croix
in the big comedy act, Happy Hooli-
CAMS Troubles in a Freight Yard, the
nifty pair Gilmore & Drisdale in refined
n~onsensical bits. The Orpheus Duo, an
electrical musical novelty, and Connors
and Edna, a great comedy singing. and
talking and dancing act.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-08-09
THE GRAND.

This season will be notable for many
~pretentious and elaborate productions
of good plays. The patrons of this
popular playhouse are still talking Of
the beautiful scenery used in Faust,
Anita the Singing Girl, not forgetting
Moths and many other beautiful pro-
which were presented here
last season. In fact, there was no play
produced that the most critical play
goer could help but praise. The strict
est attention has been paid to details
and all the plays have received ade-
quate scenic. electrical and artistic
treatment.
Fargo has formed a precedent in
theatrical circles as a city with a stock
company that produces it's plays as
they should be produced and no city
five times as large as this produces its
plays better. Taking the stock COM
pany's former efforts as a criterion. it
should be welcome news to all theatre
goers to know that on Monday eve
ming, Sept. /, the Grand, which has
been entirely remodeled, will reopen
with a great society comedy drama,
Brother Against Brother, a play which
has been picked as an opening bill as
1t gives each and every member of the
large cast a chance to show what they
can do.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-08-09
WITH THE TRAVELLERS

mercial Travellers National league, an
organization Of business men. The
members refuse to patronize hotels and
restaurants which permit tipping, and
in each town or city visited they con-
suit a list of the first class bording
houses, also hotels, If there be any
which are free of the habit. THE look
for the general public to do likewise
before the millennium dawns.
The only way the tipping evil can
be wiped out or even decentlY control
led is by a great ~get-together move
ment of the American people. No man
need feel ashamed to call "a mass
meeting or to start a public discussion
in the newspapers. He need not fear
the sneers with which a few will de-
ride his stand. He will have a great
many@ more fellow sufferers behind
him than have most of the crusaders
whose convictions and courage impel
them to take the lead in reform agi-
tation,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-08-09

the celebration at Columbus Indicate
that professional automobile racing is
almost as perflous as amateur ioy
riding. 'ps
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-08-09

Z !, 9@#H EN&48N8 gH3s%4G@ 4M8 BsiA#&E8 IS4E&1 @k5##@s
ana suggested to Bill that lie try d
llttle gasoline in the tank. Bill did
has had no trouble since.
e. CHASER who for the past yea has
peen& making his headquarters in diff
ferent parts Of the state, has again
located at Fargo and says8it is really
IKE coming home to set back.
= IS Jensen, formerly with the
sStone-Ordean-Wells co. has duff the
road and is now in business al
Rugby.
Old associates of 10. c. BordWell ara
pleased to see him around again. Mi,
has had d several months.
siege Ct sickness and all hope for his
continued Improvement.
George Glade III out again after hes
ms laid up for several days. wrestIira
with leased ptonlaine poison, look
ing somewhat the worse for wear.
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