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Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
As to the Wedding earb.

Colonel Watterson occasionally
turns his attention from dressing
down candidates to dressing up inquir
Ing correspondents Listen to this ad
Vice from the Louisville Courler.Jour
nal:
There are two reasons for being
married In dress suit, young man
It's fashionable and it's your last
chance to get dress suit"
This can be considered good advice
founded on observation and expert.
snce, even II 1t is little pessimistic
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
VENMTG'STNGIE
~! y, 81: q BINDER
JAKEY'S FAULT VERY SERIOUS
Father Rightly Felt He Could Never
Be Captain Of Industry Unless He
Was Taught to Improve.

Mr.. and Mrs. Isaacs took great
pride in their young son con, Jakey.
Father was determined to make him a
great business man, a veritable cap
tain Of industry. One day mother
heard loud screams coming from an
adjoining room and rushed in to in
vestigate the cause of the trouble.
Father was vigorously administering
. dose of strap oil" to the young
hopeful.
Likely! Ikey! Wy for you are lick
ing fiddle Jakey?"
Because l caught him in lie;
dots wy" replied father, continuing
the chastisement.
"A lie? You say lie?"
Yes; l will teach him to lie better
as dot eef half to break effery bone
In hees body."-Exchange.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
Are You Subject
to Constipation
Here is a Simple Way of Cor
recting it Instantly Before
it Becomes Chronic.

Very few people go through life
without some time or other being
troubled with constipation. Thousands
strong cathartics, salt mineral wa
tiers, pills and similar things. They
have temporary value in some cases,
it is true, but the good effect is soon
lost, and the more one takes of them
the less effective they become.
A physio or purgative Is seldom
necessary, and much better and more
permanent results can be obtained
by using scientific remedy like DR..
Caldwells Syrup Pepsin. 1t does not
hide behind high sounding name,
but is what 1t Is represented to be,
mild laxative medicine. 1t is so
mild that thousands of mothers give
1t to tiny infants, and yet 1t is 30 CON-
pounded, and contains such definite
ingredients that 1t will have equally
good effect when used by a person
suffering from the worst chronic con-
stipation. In fact, among the great
est endorsers Of Syrup Pepsin are
elderly people who have suffered for
years and found nothing to benefit
them until they took Syrup Pepsin.
1t Is a fact that millions Of families
have Syrup Pepsin constantly in the
house, homes like those of Mrs. G. B,
Pruitt, Berea, KY, who used DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin as laxative
tonic. Mrs. Pruitt writes that 1t 80
strengthened and cleansed her system
that she was quickly relieved of Sc
we're cough which had troubled her
for months. The special value Of this
grand laxative tonic is that 1t is suit
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
Surprise for Mother.

A Chicago school teacher tells with
great gusto of the shrewd little col
ored brother" who once arrived al
school provided with a most unusual
excuse for hardness. Il couldn't help
bein' late, please, teacher" he dubbed
shrilly. "Somepin happened to us las
night. My nav, she went ter bed wit.
a headache, and when she wakes up
dis mornin, dere's two little gums
(twins) one on each side OBJ her, and
she don know muffin bout EN- tell
she wakes up An my nav, she so
s'prised. she CANT get up ter get me
ready for SCHOOL,"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
GIVING Away the Secret.

Willing to have his neighbors think
he was fine musician, Brown install.
ed a mechanical piano near a front
window of his home, where he spent
hours each day pedaling out melodies.
Your father is great piano player,
isn't he?" one Of the neighbors re.
marked to Browns boy William one
afternoon. yep" replied William,
but 1t makes his feet awful sore"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
At the Studio.

A motor stopped in front Of the
photographers, and woman lack
ing none of the artificial accessories
deemed necessary to looks" entered
the studio.
A couple Of days later the photogra
pher submitted proofs for her ap
prevail
anything like me-" the woman insisted
Not one Of those pictures looks
The photographer tried in every way
to pacify her, but finding this an i'm
possibility, lost control of his temper:
Madam" he exclaimed, did you
read my sign?"
Yes"
well! 1t does not say cleaning
dyeing and remodeling 1t says por
traits"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
What She Meant.

$50 you think smoke too much p
he asked, just to keep up CONVERSE
ton that seemed to be languishing.
mot at ALL" she answered, not very
skillfully conceallng a yawn
"You said you thought So"
Pardon me. L don't think you are
smoking too much"
Didn't you say that I'd die II y
didn't cut II DOWN."
"Yes-that's what said"
1t took him long time to get II
and then he was quite angry.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
Surely a Good Cook

Mrs. Champ Clark was engaging a
new cook. The applicant, nice look.
ing woman, made fine impression on
Mrs. Clark. After the usual prelimi.
nary questions, the speakers wife
asked:
Can you really coo?"
Can I cook" exclaimed the appli.
cant. Il should say can cook"
But are you good cook?"
Am / a good cook!" echoed the
woman. Il go to mass every morn
lng."-The Sunday Magazine.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

ed to the needs OF every member OF
the family. 1t is pleasant-tasting.
mild and non-griping. Unlike harsh
physics it works gradually and In q
very brief time the stomach and
bowel muscles are trained to do their
work naturally again. when all medi.
cines can be dispensed with.
You can obtain bottle at any drug
store for fifty cents or one dollar. The
latter size is usually bought by fam
lilies who already know its value. Re-
suits are always guaranteed or money
will be refunded
II no member Of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you
would like to make personal trial
of 1t before buying 1t in the regular
way of druggist, send your address
"a postal will do-to DR.. w. B. Cald-
well, 203 Washington St., Monticello,
Ill. and free sample bottle will be
mailed you,
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
Euller'a Earth.

Fuller's earth son named from its
earliest use in fulling wool. is a
rather rare, soft, friable rock whose
value depends altogether on its tex
ture and its filtering and absorbent
properties. 1t has no definite compo-
sition, mineralogically, its physical
properties rather than a chemical an
alysis determining It's commercial
value. Fuller's earth was first pro
duced in the United States in the
early nineties.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
shlp upsets; ss5o.ooo Lost.

San Francisco, Feb. 15.-It was esti-
mated tonight that the loss from the
collision of the Southern Pacific pas
senger steamer, Seminole, and the riv-
er freighter, H. j. Corcoran, in San
Francisco bay early today, would
reach S350,O00. 1t is belieevd the $780,
600 in gold bullion, carried by the
Corcoran, was lost. The heavy safe
containing It was not fastened to the
deck, and is thought to have crashed
through the ceiling Of the purser's
office when the vessel capsized.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
Compromise.

Senator Fletcher of Jacksonville,
apropos of the recent peace confer
ence In London, said:
Such conferences usually end in a
compromise, and the people concerned
depart homeward with sour smiles.
"A compromise, you know, has been
accurately described as an agreement
whereby both parties get what they
don't want"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
Connoisaeur.

Mother, is father in the fruit bust
ness?"
mo, son. What put that idea into
your head?"
We'll, when he took me for walk
the other day he met Mr.. Jones, and
all they talked about was peaches,
pippins and dates. Judge.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
Sure.

do you think that we should
have a more elastic currency" asked
the Old Fogy.
ITS elastic enough" replied the
Crouch. why don't they make It
more adhesive?"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
Limitations.

rs your wife suffragette?"
yes" replied Mr. Meekton. ITO a
certain extent. She thinks she ought
to have the ballot, but she knows a
lot of women who she is sure do not
deserve It."
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
WOMAN SICK
FOURTEEN YEARS
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Elkhart, Ind. eel suffered for four
teen years from organic inflammation,

f e m ale weakness,
pain and irregulari-
ties. The pains in
my sides were in
creased by walking
or standing on my
feet and / had such
awful bearing down
feelings, W as de-
pressed in spirits
and became thin and
pale with dull, heavy
eyes. / had six doc
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
We've Done Our Share.

Woodby-Is there any money In
writing for the magazines?
Scribbler - Sure! The postal de.
partment is about half supported that
way.-Boston Transcript.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

Mexico City, Feb. 15.-The detach-
ment of the twentieth infantry station
ed between the palace and the arsenal
revolted, shot its own officers and
made break to join Diaz.
The mutineers were overpowered
and forty men were taken as prison
ers to the National palace.
I A report from Mexico City Thurs
day said that Puebla had openly pro-
claimed Diaz as provisional president.
Puebla is the capital Of the state
of Puebla, and is one of the most at
tractive cities of the Republic. The
population numbers nearly 100000 1t
is known as the City of the Angels
so named for its beautiful situation.
1t lies GO miles distant from Mexico.
1t contains several fine ecclesiastical
edifices and many splendid public
buildings.
1t was the advance of the federals
down Balderas street early in the day
which provoked the first sharp reply
from the mutinous zone.
Diaz waited until the federals were
far down the line and then threw into
their ranks hail of shrapnel, and
swept them with machine gun fire.
Few left the street alive.
The government troops attempted to
carry the rebel position from other
directions, but always with the same
result; the federals fell under a with
ering fire or were driven back to
shelter.
At o'clock in the afternoon a gen.
eral order to cease firing was given,
but for the two preceding hours the
fire from the government lines prac-
tically had been suspended. General
De La Vava, commanding the line
directly to the east of the rebel posi-
ton, admitted that he was unable to
advance. Failure had been encoun- .
tered in all quarters.
1t was coincidental with this ces-
sation of the firing that battalion
of the Twentieth infantry revolted.
All but handful of these federals
succeeded in joining Diaz.
. The battalion was stationed along
Independence street The men sud.
denly turned upon their officers and
killed them, but the sound of these
shots did not attract general attention
in the heavy fusilade. Then the en-
tire battalion broke for the rebel
lines, reaching there in safety.
Thirty-eight were overpowered, how.
eevr, by loyal troops and were
marched to the palace, where they
probably will be executed.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

Ruth-Yes; I got papa to buy a
vacuum cleaner for mother.
Maud-How thoughtful!
Ruth-Yes. Mother Is a little stiff
fened up with rheumatism, you know,
and l used to feel 30 sorry to see her
trying to use the broom that / always
left home on sweeping day.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

Platonic love is good deal like
a gun that you didn't know was
loaded.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
Only Ono "BROMo oUININrr

That is LAXATIVE BROMo QUININB. Loe
for the signature of H. w. GROVE Cures n Co
in One Day, Cures Grip in Two Days. DC.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

AS sticker porous plaster hasn't
anything on bad habit.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
MADERo QUITS MEXICAN PREsL
DENcY-DE LA BARRA WILL
SUCCEED HIM.
RELIEF FELT AT WASHINGTON
New President, on His Way to the
Senate, Gives, Assurance ofNAn Early
Settlement of the War-coneress to
Receive the Move-Fightlng Has
Been Fierce.

Mexico City, Feb. 15.-President
Madero has resigned. De La Barra
will likely succeed him temporarily.
De La Barra is now at the British
legation. Rafael Hernandez. minister
of the interior, has also resigned.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

He's a good man who sleeps all
the time.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20
incompetent ceorol..

incompetent Georgia.
Little George was six years old, and
the family was much interested in
having him start to school, but he in
sisted that he was not going.
One day his grandmother said to
him: George, you are going to school
with sister this winter, aren't your?
No, grandma, I'm not going to
school at all. can't read nor can't
write, nor can't sing, and I'd like to
know what good I'd do at school,"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

Mexico City, Feb. 15.-The resigna.
ton of President Madero is announced
on the authority of the British lega.
ton where De La Barra took refuge
yesterday after having urged Presi-
dent MADEIRA to compromise with the
rebels.
Arrangements for the succession Of
De La Barra to the presidency are
now being made at the British lega-
ton.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

Washington, Feb. 15.-The news of
Francisco /. Maderos voluntary re-
linquishment of the presidency OF
Mexico brought relief to official cir
cles in Washington, in which the sit.
uation during the last five days had
been hourly growing more tense. The
announcement coming at the close of
day which had been steadily turn.
ing against President Maero, hardly
was surprising. 1t served instantly
to clear the horizon of the storm
clouds which came nearer as the pros,
pect of armed interference on the part
of the United States seemed newt,
able.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

The best cure for kleptomania may
be the arrest cure.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1913-02-20

Mexico City, Feb. 15.-The Mexican
congress is expected to meet tonight
to receive Madero's resignation, this
being necessary under the law.
Because of this the resignation
has not been officially confirmed.
The senate called a session at ia
tonight. Senior De La Barra on his
way to the senate, made brief ad
dress, assuring the citizens who
crowded around that an early settle
ment was assured, possibly before
morning.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
Ultra-F fashionable Coats @
 All FaUorite Materials 5 Q95 $25 & $27.50 Values - A ~-

The art of the Coat designer exeDed these altogether charming models priced 995 fabrics entirely including Lamb AsaE, plain brOcoded Plush Boucles, Mixtures tle shades
 will enthusiastically them importance the $l995.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
$42.5Oup to so

wealth of variety the models offered at hts special price. Exclusive designs that embody the Parisian style touches along with American individuality
 Prominent among these the short, dressy coats
 with the chic kimono or butterfly sleeve and the tastefuly draped cngng long Cutaways. Only the very latest fabrics such velour deaine peau de pecle pop ns Bayaderes Diagona Brocades and Broadceth in all the richest colorngs of the fall and winter You'll delighted with them Regular S425O s45 Sl75o values for s2995
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19

At S2665 buy the handsonest S35 and $3Z50 Suits we have this Garments tailored in most slful way; according to the latest fashion dictates;
 Long cutamay Coats Blouse and Military effects
 beautifuly araped skirts. UnquestlOnably the best in style and quality imaginable and almost unlimited variety Beautiful materials clever styles and perfect tailoring render them supremey desirable Never before has much of style and quality merit been altered at price rdiculousy Bo your judge of this when you see the suits
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
5 U l T s A T
 1 5 l 9=z
 Unmatchoble AnyDhere Our Regular s to ( k Boug ht To Sell For $25.OO And $27.5O
S25.OO And $27.5O

-T~HIS IS A WONDERFUL COLLECTION
 of Suits we nave here at s1s.45- And when we say they are worth s25 and S27.5o we do not quote comparative values but The Fairs regular low prices, at which these suits hove sold up to date.
 Highest class Tailored and Fancy Mod els in an almost IimitleGs range of styles. Materials include the finest Whipcogds, Serges, Diagonal Worsteds, Matela5se, Cheviots end Hobby Mixtures in this sea sons newest patterns and colOrs
 The last word in Hobby Fashionable Suit Manufacture IS spoken when Esese garments are described. and that is simply impossible Make your selection early Lhis morning
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
For Hats Worth For Hats Worth
 $6.55 & $7.5O| $8.5O & $9.5O

This price gives ycu free choice of any ss-5o and s7.50 Hat now in stock. Turbans of gracefully folded velvet and large. medium and smau styles of silk. and velvet. All beautifully trimmed. We can not ton foTcibly impress upon you the importance of this oifer-Choice of this lot for sass.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
29. 50 And $32.50

s> OULD WE TELL YOU HERE of the E Beauty-the Style--the Grace em- >> bodied in each one of these beautiful Suits, nothing would prevent you being here bright and early this morning.
 Absolutely every one new this season. Many of them copies of imported snodeli and made of imported materials, iacludirs Matelasse. Brocade JacQuards, Poplins, Granite Cloth. Broadcloth and countless novelties of pattern and weave.
 Actual $295O and 532.5) values on sale for S21.95. Don't take our word for it Make the test for your own gooa-IT WILL PAY YOU WE'LL It is well t0 remember thal the best styles will go Grst-so come early.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
Co.85
For Hats Worth For HatS Worth
 SIOand $I2.5O $I5 and $16.5O

A fascinating assemblage oi Pattern Hats and clever Paris inspired models from our own artists - wonderfcl values every one of them. Tlere are hats in the beautiful colors that mark the autumn season. and all black hats. Ostrich mounts. wings, ribbon, flow CTS and f1r figure prominent. iy In the trimming effects Choice SS.S5.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19

Our regular $s.50 and ss.5o Hats are included at this spe- cial price. If you were in the store a few days ago you'll know tae hats we mean. All styles and materials in the loveiiest colorings. Beauties. every one of them. If the hat purchased early in the season should show wear, buy enc of these-Choice for $f-s5.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19

WYE HAVE NO APOLOGIES to offer for NN these splendid suits at SPAS. They're W just a little better than can be pur- chased elsewhere at regular prices.
 And, when we tell you they are actual S1S5O and SEQ values, you'll probably think we are exaggerating, but we simply ask you to come and view the suits for yourself. they will more than come up to your expectations And we are willing to abide by your de cision.
 MATERIALS are aIl-wool Navy Serge, Tweeds, Boucles. Rough Weayes and Man nish Woolens; best of Linings and Findings. II you have a suit need. don't miss this ofIer
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19

They've all the style and in Gividuality that make The Fair Store Millinery famous, these fetching street and semi-dress hats-and there s every wanted color and black in tle assortment .n close fitting small and medium shapes Draped crowns Plush and beaver shapes becomingiy trinmed-Choice for S6.95.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-19
"2S&e Mszez.' :
Main Street

advertised that have opportunity to buy Woens and Millinery such remarkable reductions this period of the 
 We will attempt trying you think bought these especially for this sal less than their regular value but state frankly that they from regular to carefully chosen demands This sale simply reduction prcesOUALITY" savings you
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1913-01-23
PLACED UNDER COUNTY
PHYSICIANS CARE

Mrs. Philip Madonna was taken
from her home at Coal Greek on Tues
day and placed under the care Jf
County Physician DR. Hart GoodIoe It
Canon City. Some weeks ago she Was
operated upon by Dr. cochem OF sa-
Ida for hemorrhage OF the bowels. hnt
did not seem to improve after the
operation. and vas taken TO the Pr
ebio hospital The doctors there. AZ
ter an examination, pronounced tho
operation a success. she. however,
began to experience fts OF alteration
OF mind. which finally ended In yio-
lence. She would tear her hair.
scratch her face. rail about the OPP
eraiion. claiming that she vas worse
than before. She was then brought 70
her home. but has been getting worse.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1913-01-23
THE FAIRY AGE
ATCHIsOv GLOBE

| was brought up in an old-fashion-
ed way. As children we believed that
angels floated down dark nights and
left our baby brothers and sisters AZ
Christmas time we children believed
there was a beloved Santa Claus who
worked all night long the night before
Christmas filling little stockings. We
believed in fairies in our family. and
in looking back upon my childhood Il
seems that | must have lived in some
enchanted land. although my home
was dingy little town sixteen miles
away from Atchison. But my mother
told us fairy tales. and our little imag-
nations were active The dog fennel
growing on both sides OF the broken
board walk between our home and
the grocery store. where ran back
and forth many times during the day
was not weeds TO me; II was the white
and gold home of fairies, and was
sa=ss;;i not to tramplo upon II. The
frost on the window panes at orr
house on winter days was wonder
full sight to us children. Our mother
knowing II We scratched the frost OF
from the glass our finger marks would
spoil the appearance OF the windows.
had told us that Jack Frost
fairies lived In the lacy frostwork a
the window panes. and they wonld
have no homes II We disturbed the
frost on the window panes. Not for
worlds would be have scratched those
window panes. and we made up all
kinds of fancifui tales about the
fairies in those little houses. When
we were good all day our mother
used to say: The fairies will Wait
your pillows te-ight.- and early IN
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1913-01-23
prominent puebIe panler pIes.

Robert F. Lytie. FOR thirty years
cashier of the First National bank Of
Pueblo. died at bis home in that city
on Wednesday. The deceased has
been prominently connected with the
Thatcher interests for the past forty
years and is we'll known In banking
circles in Canon City and In fact. all
over the state.
He was a batchelor and his batche-
magnificence and for their handsome
appointments. The iats HT. Eyie was
respect and esteem By everyone.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1913-01-23
FALL CAUSES A
SERIOUS FRACTURE

Mrs. Mills Craig. one Of the old
settlers in this vicinity. had the mis-
fortune TO fail and break one OF her
hips. while at the home of her son.
Joe Craig. in Garden Park. The &C
cldent happened three weeks ago but
it was not discovered until weaE
later that bone had been fraciureG
Mrs. Craig is seventy-seyen years o!c
and owing to her advanced age ply
sicians hold out little hope of her
ultimate recovery.
Miss Jessie Craig. daughter. who
was at one time employed in Frang
L. Smiths. but for the last year a res
ident of Sterling. is in Garden Park
caring for her mother.