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Semi-weekly herald., 1913-11-10
SOCIETY

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Semi-weekly herald., 1913-11-10

Mrs. Charles Cameron was re-
turning passenger to her home in
Aztec this morning.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-11-10
PURELY PERSONAL
From Saturdays Daily

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Semi-weekly herald., 1913-11-10

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Semi-weekly herald., 1913-11-10

Mr.. and Mrs. G. B. Owen and chill
dren went over to Mancos today on
pleasure trip.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-11-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Clark were the
dinner guests of Mrs. Minnie Evani
hst night.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-11-10

In letter to The Herald, Mrs.
Bert Thomas, nee Ada Dale, of Pend
Teton, N. NJ, mentions that their son
Dale Thomas was awarded medal
by the Women's Home Companion
for being prize baby in the better
babies contest which was held ut Az
tee during the fair. The lad is fine
boy, both mentally and physically.
Semi-weekly herald., 1913-11-10

Rev. and Mrs. DAILY entertained the
Rays club Of the Presbyterian church
last night At the manse. It was the
clubs first social evening Of the sea-
nsu and Was greatly enjoyed by every
S7s - fortunate ~ to b. . msmher.
NJ MN have agreed that Rev. Mr..
My ~ not fergottsn he was ones
: w hinsslf end - they have rsad-
w alnfttsd hin 70 ths inner eireas
= - ~ thsaass'vss." Ihs svsning
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
KEEP THE KIDNEYS WELL
Health is Worth Saving, and
Z Some Morris People Know
How to Save 1t.


Many Morris people take their lives
n their hands by negIecting the kid
neys when they know these organs
need help. Weak kidneys are respon-
sible for vast amount of suffering
and i'll health-the slightest delay is
dangerous. Use Doan's Kidney Pills
"a remedy that has helped thousands
of kidney sufferers. Here is Morris
citizens recommendation.
Mrs. Julius Olsen, E. Third ST.,
Morris, Mimi, says: sWe have used
Doan's Kidney Pills in our family of
and on for some time and / am pleased
| to say that they are the best kidney
medicine we have ever known of. 1t
required the use of only two boxes OF
Doan's Kidney Pills to relieve me of
pain in my back, accompanied by a
tired feeling and trouble with the
kidney secretions. have been well
lever sjnce." So
| For sale by all dealers. Price 30
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
Estates.
i. Remember the name Dean s-and
sAe no other, adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
SCOTT

Enrest Fluegel was business call
er in Alberta Saturday.
Mrs. Spiltstoser and children. OF
Morris. spent Sunday with MIR. and
Mrs. Carl Tomalla and family.
Charley Hanson was a county seat
visitor Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sivert Olson were
business callers in Alberta Tuesday.
Misses Alice and Mae Buckley and
Grace Maloney spent Friday and Sat
urday at Morris.
Sivert johnson was a county sea;
visitor Saturday.
Eddie Eystad was a caller in AL.
berta Tuesday.
Mr. Carl Tomslla returned Satur.
day from week visit with . friends
at Sauk Center.
Charles, Micheal, Joseph and Lizzie
McNally spent Sunday at Buckley's.
! Ben Loken is spending few days
sat the home of Hans Anderson,
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
arttoH@rt
-. ..sts 20 is
|. Talks.
.srHE CHOCOLATE SOLDIER. !"

"THE CHOCOLATE SOLDIER"
For many years comic opera has had
It's merry jest at the expense of the
mock hero, who carried chocolates In
stead of bullets in his cartridge belt.
Ha, ha, ha!
To the ragtime Of musical comedy
the people have laughed at the carl
eatured soldiers of the Balkans-the
soldiers Of Bulgaria and Servia and
Montenegro and Greece.
And now?
These chocolate soldiers have met
the Invincible Turk, and the crimson
chapter has been one Of the reddest in
the annals of warfare.
The laugh is out OF the other corner
of the mouth.
These chocolate soldiers have chased
the retreating flag of the Ottoman eIn.
pire across the plains of Thrace and
where kiosk and minaret have .faunted
In defiance have lifted the cross in the
place OF the crescent
The Gordian knot which the dipI0.
matte palaver of 1.-The powers" could
not unite has been cut by the sword
Of the chocolate soldier. ,
Do you remember "Mme. Chrysan-
themum?'' ts
Before the Russo-Japanese war thai
opera was much exploited, and. thou.
sands laughed at the dron nonsense, !
The Japanese soldier was featured
as the toy soldier. His diminutive size
was exaggerated and his lilliputian
swagger made grotesque.
But s
The toy soldier soon put that opera
out of business when he began. to fight
''the bear who walks like man."
There was nothing to laugh at when
the toy soldier went up 203 Meter hill
into the jaws Of death, into the mouth
of hell. 1t was not comic spectacle
when he gave his body for q bridge
over the bitches at Port Arthur, ant
the world did not smile when his gma4
self helped to make the windrOWs ..oi
the dead at Mukden, ,...,
Longfellow says:
'War is a terrible trade, but in, the
cause that is just, sweet is the smel
Of powder. -. J.. - ~, !.
You cannot tell what Is in a small
man until he is. tested. =, 1T -.
And Goo, is not always on the side
Of the heaviest battalions.
Beware of the chocolate soldier witt
q righteous cause! Il. .:.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
ALB q RIA
NO~0N@@0 ~9@0&0'

E. Sander was, Morris caller
Tuesday.
j. w. Fosters sale was attended
by many. Auctioneer Clark of Chckio
did the work and managed the ham.
mer.
The weather continues very fine for
this season of the year.
The Browns Valley freight did not
run Wednesday this week, it being
New Years day.
A party digging bitches with j.
Gerbrick got sort of hilarious last
Sabbath in Alberta and sailed forth
armed with razor to cut up his COM
panion and any one who might come
in his path. Sheriff Zahl was called
and the party was taken up to hotel
Dezahl for safe keeping and to give
an account of his acts.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03

'The woman thou gavest me, she
tempted me" j.
] And. the males Of lineal descent from
Adam TO now have followed the Ike
excuse.
Now
4. 1t must be admitted there are some
lilly, improvident and extravagant
wives And it may be that some hus-
bands of weak brain stuff have indi-
rectEy been driven to the commission
of a crime by the sort of wife who
insists upon spending more money than
her husband earns, but
The excuse is a frayed one. e
The reasons why a man gets drunk
are varied He gets drunk because he
wants to drink. or because somebody
invites him, or because he has made a
bad investment, or because he is mad
at somebody. or just because,
Under the influence of the liquor he
commits crime.
Whereupon. having been brought to
bay, he whines~ abjectedly concerning
his ''wretched domestic affairs and
avows that he was driven to the crime
by the extravaganza or the nagging or
the unfaithfuIness of his wife.
Mostly such charges are libel
Exceptions aside. more men than
women are extravagant. And the av-
eFage wife will undergo more personal
sacrifice for the sake of the family
than the husband And, exceptions
aside, wives are more faithful than
husbands.
The woman, however, is made the
scapegoat for the husbands sins.
That husband who seeks to hide his
frailties behind a woman's petticoat is
mostly not merely liar, but cow
| ard as we'll.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
VMPRoYING THE TINE.

Hundreds of thousands Of dollars are
being spent in the effort to find one
sixteenth of second that is missing
I'm the calculations OF the world as
tFonomers. ~ t&5
A special building fitted with appa-
ratus was erected because in the hour
glass of time one small grain of sand
was missing! :.ss,,.ss~-
The fraction must be found. ,a7 a-s,.
Because the worlds longitude is cal
culated on the suns time as recorded
rat Greenwich and Paris and Washing
ton, SO that every calculation must ac-
count for every atom of time. i
II not? ~
If not every meridian line on, earth
would need to be shifted, every bound
ary line between countries and states
changed and every map of the world
made over. =. .4
And. the movements. of the planets
would be variant
Do you see the tremendous import
OF an instant of time?, Time is9now! !!
All there is OF time or ever will be ie
comprehended In that now The past
is nothing; the future is not born and
never will be. So, far as humans. are
concerned there is absolutely nothing
save now. a.. .e
Therefore:
Let us utilize the only thing we. have.
We cannot turn back the DIAL neither
make the sun stand STILL We cannot
measure the value of the time we have
lost nor compute the value of that
which has not yet come to us.
The present is potential.
He who, best improves what he has.
best appreciates Its value Therefore
you will find upon the desk Of the busy
man this motto: EDO 1t Now" ~ "a
He is too busy for regrets over the
last chance and does not put of until
tomorrow the only thing ne has in
hand
NOW spells opportunity @
Today is the day OF salvation To
day you have the desire to do. Today
YOU have the strength to perform: To-:
day you have the hope of accomplish
ment. Today you have the time to.
succeed. 4.
Do 1t today. s..
Sufficient unto the day is the evil
and the good--thereof Yesterday holds,
nothing but memory; tomorrow Meth
ing but promise Today is the Only
day.
.t
Do it now!
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
Lava.

Lava may be, blown into opaque bot.
ties Of gossamer lightness, and the
harder sort makes a beautiful green
glass OF half the weight and double the
strength OF ordinary glass. But it, is
not always the same. Every volcano
pours out its own special brand Of
molten mixture, disagreeable to walk
on but sometimes yielding precious
products, as pumice stones aa:Laiva, like
all things, decomposes under the touch
of time. as the fertile plains Of Sicily
testify.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
THE WOMAN TEMPTED NE. y

''Sixty-nine per cent of the inmates
Of western prison." says recent
writer, ''say that they were led to com
NIT crime by the extravaganza of their
wives"
Ralderdash!
Within the limits OF a reasonable
probability it may be stated that SO
per cent of that So are unconseionable
liars
There's Adam, for instance.
Scarcely can there be doubt that
our valiant forbear lusted. after that
forbidden fruit until his mouth water
ed over the thought of its suceulence.
And, after he had hypnotized Eve to
the point Of plucking away the apple,
he laid the entire blame on her frail
young shoulders,
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
Getting at the Truth.

Was he rich or poor? She wanted
to find out before she gave him her
answer. Thinking deeply a moment.
she said: 'I fear we should not get
along well. You are too extravagant. -
"Extravagant" he repeated. "On
the contrary, am very economical.
Why. I have to be-"
'Then I can never be your wife"
Because am economicaI?" he
queried.
''No," she answered: because you
have to be. Boston Transcript.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
Rernhardt's Odd Mistake.

Sarah Bernhardt was once the un-
conscious victim of an amusing mis-
take. When returning from one of her
visits to England she chanced to en-
counter King George Of Greece, who
was waiting for an outgoing train, at
she Care du Nord, in Paris, The great
actress was overwhelmed. "Sire," she
said to the king. ''you honor me.
cannot sufficiently thank you for your
courtesy in coming here to meet me.
His majesty gracefully accepted the
situation.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
Tobacco Penalties.

The shah Of Persia, in the seven
teenth century. proclaimed that every
soldier in whose possession tobacco
was found should have his lips cut,
while in the same century Massachus
setts ordered that mo person shall take
tobacco publicly, and any one shall pay
penny for every time he is con-
Victed of taking tobacco In any place" :"
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
sernhardt's ODD Mistake.

Sarah Bernhardt Was once the un.
conscious victim of an amusing mis-
take. When returning from one of her
visits to England she cAanded to en-.
counter King George of Greece, who
was waiting for an outgoing train, at
the Care du Nord, in Paris The greet
actress was overwhelmed. Sire she
said to the king. you honor me. /
cannot sufficiently thank you for your
courtesy in coming here to meet me-
His majesty gracefully accepted the
situation.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03

= Eight green Jade is the favdrite gem
Of China, and 1t is difficult TO get the
stone in uncut forms even in that coun-
try. Sometimes rich Chinamans es-
tate will consist, in part, of lump
Of jade. Sometimes it can be obtained
In masses weighing one pound or two
pounds. But even the leading jewelers.
OF Hongkong usually obtain it In cut
form.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
aaAG@ 90 ON@e0 0~ 80

sS@S@ Ne~csAW ~e~@e
: Mr.. and Mrs. H. j. Wentzel and
daughters Clara. Myrtle and Della
and son Albin spent Thursday at the
Ole Boe home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sever Olson and FAM
iEy visited at the Cudrio home Thurs
day.
MIR. and Mrs. Matt Reimers were
Alberta business callers Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. J. Smith and fam
ily ate their Christmas dinner at
Isaac Staples.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Gaarder and fam
lily ate Christmas dinner at the Christ
Cudrio home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Robertson spent
Christmas with their parents, MIR. and
Mrs. E. Boe, of Synnes.
MIR. and Mrs. Ole Boe and sons
Oscar, Albert and Ole and daughter
Ida ate Christmas dinner with Mr.. and
Mrs. Christ Cudrio.
E. J. Smith was an Alberta caller
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Christ Cudrio and son
lessen spent Friday at Christ Ey-
stad's home.
i John j. Fitzgerald was seen in
Synnes Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Rude Jallo and daugh-
ter Cora visited with Mr.. and Mrs.
Ole Boe and family Thursday.
Messrs. Johnnie and George Eystad
and Clara Anderson spent Friday af-
eernoon with Ralph Smith.
Mrs. Ole Eystad was an Alberta
caller Monday.
Miss Irma Staples and brothers Leon
and Walter were Alberta callers Mon
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hans Anderson spent
Thursday at the Cudrio home.
" Jessen Cudrio visited at the Smith
home Friday.
Mrs. Ole Eystad and sons Albert.
Willie and Roy ate Christmas dinner
with Mr. and Mrs. Christ Cudrio.
Mrs. E. j. Smith and family spent
Thursday at the Ole Boe home.
Tom Porter and brother Cecil also
Roy Braberder spent Christmas day at
Isaac Staples home.
e. J. Smith visited at the Brabend-
CT home Saturday.
Mrs. Carrie Eystad and family
spent Thursday at the Chas. Bruer
home
John Hageyt and Earl Brabender
were seen in Alberta Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Boe and family
also Mr.. and Mrs. Dewitt Bennett
and daughter FioreIla spent Wednes-
day evening at the E. Boe home.
Miss Anna Hanson isz spending a
few days with Mrs. Christ Cudrio.
Mr.. and Mrs. Christ Cudrio and son
lesson were Morris business callers
Monday. 80
Johnnie Eystad was seen in AL
berta Monday.
Ernest Clark was seen in Alberta
Friday.
E. Sander was an Alberta caller
Monday.
ole Jallo was an Alberta caller
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. ]. Smith and fam
lily. Mr.. and Mrs. Christ Eystad and
family and Mr.. and Mrs. A. Gaarder
and family were pleasant callers at
the II. j. Vented home Sunday.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03

Here is remedy that will cure
your cold. Why waste time and
money experimenting when you can
get preparation that has won a
worldwide reputation by its cures of
this disease and can always be de-
pended upon. 1t is known everywhere
as Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. and
is medicine of real merit. For sale
by all dealers. adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03

When you want reliable medicine
for q cough or cold take Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy. It can always be
depended upon and is pleasant and safe
to take. For sale by all dealers. adv.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
CHOKIO
From the Review.

The Commercial Club expect to
occupy rooms upstairs in the Old en-
gine house as soon as it is repaired
and stairs built. This will make
convenient meeting place for the
club.
Dick Brown had a narrow escape
from what might have been a very
serious runaway while coming to
church Sunday morning, In making
quick turn at the slough this side
of Pete Erickson's with the team on
the run. Mr.. Brown was thrown out
and dragged considerable distance
before the excited team could be
stopped. The ladies resmined in The
rig and were unhurt.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
Suited the oeoa.ian.

Fair Worshiper- What is that sad,
sad air you're playing, professor? The
Professor-Dat iss Beethoven's "Eare-
well to the Piano. see dose install
ment people coming nit der van.-
Puck.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
Announcement

Mr.. c. B. Sylvander, who has been in charge
OF the }. E. Starkey & Co. Drug Store, has pur-
chased the business from Mr.. S. A. Wallace Mr.
Sylvander will collect all outstanding accounts and
pay the outstanding obligations, if there be any.
Morris tribune., 1913-01-03
Another Distinction.

AhotheF QIStlnctl0ns
''ls she his first lover"
"Oh, no; she is just his first wifeg'-
Judge.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07
a1r HAPPENED IN poTsDAM.n

AL II. Wilson is presenting new
song adorned comedy, at Happened in
Potsdam," adapted from the French
of Mealvic.
This delightful comedy conceit is in
point of iccumulative laughter, Inter-
est-Ensei Mounting Company the
most Satisfying of any entertainment
heretofore surrounding this clever
artist.
AS the title indicates the scene is
laid in the quaint town of Potsdam,
Germany, historically known as the
home of Frederick the Great, and the
summer residence of the present
Kaiser Wilhelm.
The main character, "Herr Won
Klatz," played by Mr.. Wilson, is that
of German traveller who was forced
to wander by suffering defeat in a
serious duel.
At the command of rich uncle he
returns home to wed the first girl who
will accept him, and the one he pre-
fers and so selects is discovered to be
a sister of his former sweetheart-now
a countess.
She forbids the union in fear that
his presence in her household as
"brother-in-law" would always prove
reminder of former silly days. Won
Klatz endeavors to overcome her
scruples by threatening to disclose to
her husband-a jealous Russian-their
love correspondence. The countess,
alarmed, secures a champion in her
cousin, Phoebe Fairfax, southern
girl from Virginia, who with true
American grit assumes in behalf of the
countess the "Gage-of- Battle" and
carries on diplomatic war with Won
Klatz for the possession of the coveted
prize.
In the end Won Klatz is circumvent-
ed, and quite willingly bows to
Phoebe's superior wit and at the same
time makes double sacrifice to the
foe by falling desperately in love with
her, which naturally brings its proper
reward.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07
REBEccA OF sUNNYBRooK FARM.

play is much more than the ordinary
dramatization of book, in that Mrs.
Wiggin has added great deal of new
material, thereby furnishing a new
glimpse of Rebecca. "Rebecca of Sum
nybrook Farm" has no moral to
preach. 1t is simply the story of a
girl, and many incidents of the play
are told in way to bring tears to the
eyes. The chief motive of the play.
however, is fun.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07

hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by
Catarrh, which is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous sur
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness (caused
by catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu-
lars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O..
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
infiamed condition of the mucous lin
ing of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
and when it is entirely closed, Deaf
ness is the result, and unless the in
flammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to it's normal condition,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07
Boys Good Guess.

The story is told of Judge McCan-
less of Wichita, who has the distinc.
ton of being the leanest man in the
state, that he was one day walking
along a street in Kansas City when he
noticed that hound dog was following
him.
After he had gone block and the
dog was still trailing him, he turned
to a street gamin and asked: boy
what do you suppose that dog is fol
lowing me for?"
"Well. mister" said the boy. as he
looked the Judge over from head tc
foot, IT dunno exactly, but my idee
is that he takes you for a bone."-To
peka Capital.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07

The appeal of wistful girl for love
that goes out from the soul of merry,
golden-haired girl, and is answered
by the throb of youthful heart in a
manly breast, is the story told in Gre
becca of Sunnybrook Farm" which
will be presented at the Valentine
theatre February 13, ID and Is. The
comedy is in four acts and is exquisite
'ly set. 1t is from the book of the same
name by Kate Douglas Wiggin. The
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07
which Ono aets the Money.

""SU OuO SSto euo "oHSy'
"Who is the benevolent looking old
gentleman riding along III a dilapi'
dated buggy?"
That's DR.. Soothers, who special
tees in children's diseases. He's very
successful In his practice"
"And who is the pompous looking
man who Just whirled past us In a
magnificent automobile, with chauf
6our in nveryf"
SOh. that's DR.. Flimmim. who makes
q speciality Of treating society's poo
dies. .s-Birmingham Age Herald.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07

song numbers being "Any Place the
Old Flag Flies" "New Workers." eve
Do the Dirty Work." and ooh, You
Wonderful Girl" The play has been
termed stage sandwich, as the first
and third acts are replete with music,
while the second act is straight
comedy
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07
'THE LITTLE MILLIONAIRE"

Fascinating melodies, brilliant lyrics
and smart dialogue are combined il
"The Little Millionaire" George M
Cohan's musical farce, which will b.
the attraction at the Valentine theatre
Toledo, February II and IL. The pla.
fairly bristles with melody, among the
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07

The Toledo 8 Maumee Valley Ry. Co.
IN EFFECT FEB, 4. 1911.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1913-02-07
Small Stores Gain
Business

b the bright electric light for signs and windows. Now
that GE- MAZDA lamps available nothing is easier
to obtain than profitable lighting These new incandes-
cent lamps we now offer to customers under very
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-09-16
The Recognition Of Huerta


- of recognition"
inspector appears
king himself Huta
weeks after
fol-
april signs simply
peror of Austria April 80
King George opens iend
friend"
that really counts
February 49, and
Elm which inform
of
provisional president"
Almighty studiousy
on" contening @Accept wishes for
happiness" Immediately proceeding express 4in
prosperity" Mexico He addresses his letter "TO the
provisional president States"
POnc addressing ezceency provisional
welfare the nation
which
your of the
president We fiGate
friendship which
expressed in your
notice
accepted Undertaking
inquire regularity Hua was elevated"
the
wording commonly
sacrificing single point
position negotiations
infinitely
international problem would not
the unsentc
game played Washington