Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-04
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"A hARnAQuE" VAS held By a
Gallup family, saya newspaper If
that thriving city Thnt Ia NOT only
slmpllned but ornamental spelling.
Tho alnx.
You may have the nnest pitcher that
has ever saved pinch
You may have a clever batter. and an
umpire that's 4 cinch;
You may have the hesl haae-runnera
10 help--bui whars the neeg
Every one ~lll a. 90 pieces whom the
link breaks lnosei
--Coroiyn Wells. in Lipplncost'a
You may have the anest bulldog that
has ever grabbed q prize;
He may have a jaw that's iron. and
most terrifying eyes;
You may keen him IN your household.
but he iant worth q deuce.
For your home VIII sure be burBied
when the Jinx breaks loose.
Denver Republican.
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THE BLOND Eskimos. AZ we un-
deratand ~. are not colored. they were
born that way.
THE SHIP or STATE. says senator
Cummins. IL headed for the rocks. The
harassed head Of the worried state
department. VIII probably testify that
she hit the rocks considerable time
since.
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TIE FOLLOWERS Of the Rod
Flag. emblem Of Peace. Purity. Pull
Chrltude. think Il has been insulsed.
We didn't know that was possible.
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PROBABLY that win get Rise out
~ Mecky.
Gov. SUFFER- says he can live on
si.a5 per day. Judge between him and
Bryan az to who IL really the repre-
sentative of the Common Peepul
DowAGER QUEEN ALExAN-
DRIA. who can't make ends meet on
ssse.0Oo year. could also draw
crowds on the Chautauqua circuit
and vaudeville Ii always good.
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A CHICAGO skypiIot says that Dav-
ia and Solomon could not be admit
ted 20 a modern church. We in
Ter that az Solomon would probably
bring his family. the ordinary mod
crn church wouldn't hold them all.
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ROY. n. NJ. boasts ~ family
named STRAIGHTFORWARD. Next
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AND OFTEN Mare Makes the
Money so.
g.
col. MULHAI.L thinks the Next
can situation might have kept off the
front page for a little while longer.
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A YOUNG Jersey calf was tethered
out nihbling AT the grass In the yard
and the summer girl eyed II doubtful
~. TELL me-" She said. turning inn
pulslvely TO her ranch hostess. does
II really pay to keep az small COW
az that"
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THEY ARE using mosquitoes for
fish halt out IN California. Al least
they aren't that big here.
.
The BLACK tIand again
OFrrom JudRe)
Mrs Collins found the following
Black Hand letter pinned to her door
one morning.
"Derr Mis- Coilins-Oniees Won put
a jar % lam. q hunk 81 chokollt cake.
n apple pie an = bag oT candy down
by the old well. we viii steel your
littei boy and keep him. ouless YOU
pay us milyon dollars.
"THE BLACK HAND"
The letter has been handed To the
police and the criminals will soon he
brought 10 Justice. To date. Mrs.
Collins little hoy has been the only
one seen In the vicinity of the old
well.
A BOSTON contractor has agreed
Ia clean the outside Of New York's
capitol az Albany for $4,000. n
would cost more than that 20 clean
the inside.
WHILE TEXAS fined standard OH
hair a million dollars. Uncle John -.
will probably not have To forego any
Of the small comforts Of age on that
account.
TWENTY per cent was the rate 81
interest In eiO6 y. c.. according TO
Information on an ancient tablet Loan
sharks like the gentlemen recently
put out Of business by hard-hearted
court probably regard the guys OF
2l0O r. G.. AS rank plkers.
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THIS rs SOME Oratorlcal admins
tration. q ON the head. down through
the secretary of state, all the cahi-
neteers including Secretary Daniels
and Congress. The amount OF eio-
lquence which has heen spilled around
makes the days Of the late y Web
ster look tame Ia comparison.
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HOW TO MAKE the Kitchen Al
traotive' h the title OF a magazine ar
ticle? our suggestion-don't cook