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Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
Will Soon Marry.

Announcement has been made of the
engagement of Miss Ruth Mullinix,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Lorenzo Multi
nix, and Robert E. Delaplane, son of the
late William H. Delaplane. The cere-
mony will be performed at the home Of
the bride November 19.
Both parties are residents of Freder-
ick, Mr.. Delaplane being secretary and
treasurer of the Great Southern Publish
ing Co., which publishes the Daily and
Weekly News of Frederick.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
ITniNn {. T.. Meeting.

Sunday evening last the young people s
societies of this place attended Christian
Endeayor meeting at Trinity Reformed
church. While much of the time was
given to preparing for the meeting to be
held this afternoon and evening, we un-
derstand union meetings will be held at
intervals in the future.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
Received Bouquet.

Through the kindness of Miss Katie
Troxell of this place, we now have in our
Office large bouquet of lilacs. They
came from Miss Troxells yard and are
very fragrant. The bush was full of
bloom early last spring and now is again
full of bloom.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
Don't Forget

This is the week of the Kings Daugh-
ter's Supper at the Town Hall, Friday
and Saturday nights. Good Supper 25c.
Oysters Saturday. Homemade candy
and fancy articles for sale. Entertain
ment each night. Admission cents.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
Cause Of Insomnia.

The m ost common cause of insomnia is
disorders of the stomach and constipa-
ton. Chamberlain Tablets correct these
disorders and enable you to sleep. For
sale by all dealers.
Advertisement.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
No Change Of Schedule.

NJ NHHNSsC VI
Reports were current here for some
time that the Western Maryland Rail
road would change it's schedule Sunday,
Nov. I'd. but no change has been made
thus far.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
Tonight.

Tonight, if you feel dull and stupid, or
bilious and constipated, take dose of
Chamberlain's Tablets and you will feel
alright tomorrow. For sale by all dealers.
Advertisement
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06

Canada cuts about 2 million cords
of pulp wood annually, about half
of which is exported for manufacture
in the United States.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
PUBLIC SALE
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE.

VALU ADLE NEaD Ed n II.
By virtue of an order of the Orphans
Court for Frederick county, the under
signed, executors of James M. Grouse,
late of Frederick county, deceased, will
sell at public sale in front of Joseph c.
Gernand's store in Thurmont, Maryland,
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
New Advertisements t..

Moving Pictures-O'Toole.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06

Very respectfully,
H. d. BEACHLEY, Principal.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-11-06
Teacher OF
PIANO and ORGAN
MISS MARY FREEZE,
E. Main st., ThnrmOnt, Nd
oct 2 3mos"
Order Of Publication.
No. SOFT Equity.

No. SOFT Equity.
In the Circuit Court for Frederick Coun-
ty in Equity.
Lewis d. Tomlin
VS..
Mario Elizahath Tomlin
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Heduehous Milk Cows.

A sporting incident on a farm at
Uffculme, in Devonshire, England, has
revived the question whether or not
hedgehogs under certain circumstan-
ces abstract milk from COWS. A farmer
and his friend were shooting rabbits
hedge with hedgehog in it's mouth.
kill the BRUTE" called out the farm
er. "Hedgehogs have been a perfect
pest this year. They have been milk
ing my cows" The dog returned to
the hedge, where it caught five other
hedgehogs in quick succession. Many
Devon farmers are convinced that
hedgehogs take milk from cows when
they are lying down. They have been
known to kill fowls and suck innum-
cradle eggs.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
LITTLE SLEEP FOR ELEPHANT
Life, 10 Common Theory-Aiways
on Feet.

It is doubted whether, In the wild
state, elephants ever lie down. says a
writer In HarpeTs Weekly. Gordon
Cumming thought he had found evi-
dence, In marks upon the ground. that
the adult bulls did stretch themselves
out ct full length for a few hours
rest At about midnight; but he con-
tended that the young and the cows
always remained on their feet.
Another authority, Sel0us, has ex-
pressed doubt whether even the old
bulls lie down. He tells Of one herd
that was known to have kept NOV
ing and feeding throughout the TWEEN
ty-four hours. Except when rolling
In mud and water" he says, 1T is
likely that an African elephant never
lies down in its whole life"
However this may be, the most COM
petent authorities seem to agree that
this animal sleeps less and more light
" than any other. ]. L. Kipling, the
father of the writer, has estimated the
period Of slumber taken standing up
to average about four hours In the
twenty-four, and this estimate has
been employed by the son in an anus
ing passage for one of his stories.
Mot Gut" wherein the sleep Of the
elephant is represented as consisting
Of an hours fldgeting on one side and
q similar periods fidgeting on the
other, followed throughout the rest of
the night by long. low. rumbling
soliloQuies.~
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
SAYS NEy WAS A GERMAN
English Writer Makes interesting A.
sertion About Most Prominent
French Marshal.

A recent English book about Mar
snal Ney, Napoleon's historic lieuten.
ant, the bravest of the brave" brings
out some interesting facts.
Ihls Frenchman was really a Ger.
man. He was born at Saariouis, now
IN Prussia, and then and always Ger.
man. He spoke only German as q
child. He was red-haired, with a wide
race, and round blue eyes. Five feet
eight inches in height, he had short
body and long legs. His Comrades
called him lie rougeot," which was
equivalent to carrots" or brick top. .
He was forty-six years old at Water.
loo. So was Napoleon. So was Well.
ington.
Michel Ney was a man who was
trained up to the hardships of a work
mans life. His father was a cooper.
and In his boyhood work in his IA
ther's business he was accustomed to
toll and exposure. This enabled him
TO sleep placidly in the snow on the
return from Moscow, wrapped in his
CLOAK, with the starved, ragged sol
diers of the grand army keeping
guard, and the Cossacks prowling
around in the darkness"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Matrimonial Market.

The Hitabadi and Basumati, native
Indian papers, publish between them
some curious instances bearing on the
state of affairs that prevails in the
matrimonial market of the present
day. Here is one of them: An elderly
gentleman of Cooch Behar, a widower
Of slender means having a marriage
able daughter to dispose of, was on
the lookout for a suitable bridegroom.
But the prohibitive rates ruling in the
market was against him, and he at
last hoped that with the dowry he
would obtain from the marriage of his
only son he would marry away his
daughter But as i'll luck would have
i, the boy died, and the gentleman,
fnding no other way open, was forced
TO enter into wedlock himself for a
second time in order that he might
marry the girl to his new brother-in-
law
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
IMPROVING HEN FLOCK
Great Deal Depends on Selection
Of Setting Eggs.
Should Be Those From year wv
Birds, az Chicks Will Be Larger
and Stronger Than Thoee
From Pullet0.
Ry A J. WILDER)

By A. J. WLDER)
Care should be taken to save 10!
settings only the eggs from the Des'
hens. A very great difference eau
be made in q flock In q few seasons
by the selection Of the eggs for hatcn'
Ing.
By choosing the largest eggs the
fowls will be much larger in size. ou'
there is q great probability that they
will not be good layers. The hen that
lays an unusually large egg is quite
likely to lay only every other day.
By setting her eggs and again the
next season setting the largest EGGS
you will develop q strain OF large
fowls that will lay very large eggs
but will lay only every other day, OF
even less.
On the other hand, If you set the
eggs from the hens. that as pullets
laid during their first fall and win.
ter, and continue to set eggs from
such hens, you will develop strain
Of early winter layers.
The eggs for settings should be
from year old hens, as the chicks will
be larger and stronger than those
from pullet eggs. It is best to mate
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
medjcaI Fees in Byqone Days.

At the beginning of the eighteenth
century the usual fees to physicians
On and surgeons in England were ito a
graduate in physick, his due is about
"a sbillngs, though he commonly ex-
nocts or demands 20. Those that are
pnlv licensed physicians, their due is
M more that shillings and 8 pence,
though they commonly demand 10
shillings."
"a surgeons fee is II pence a mile,
be his Journey near or far, 10 greats
IN set a bone broken or out Of joint,
and for letting blood l shilling; the
cutting or amputation on any limb, 5
mounds but there is no settled fee for
tbe cure" The system of regulating
the fee according to the pocket of the
patient, remarks the Westminster Ga
7ette, is almost as old as history.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
ErheY1
IlIfEH
ONES E
PHOTOGRAPHIC FILM WASHER
Hose Arranged to Connect With epi1ot
o. 6athtub and Sprays Strip
Handy at Home.

For tho convenient handling Of
Photographic films at home an In
diana man has invented a Aim washer.
This consists Of a rubber tube that
connects with the spigot OF the bath
tub as bath spray does and has q
slot attachment on the. other end. This
attachment consists Of two fat lips
that work on the same principle as q
paper clip. They hold one end OF the
film and the hose is then hung over q
gas bracket or towel rack or some
similar object 80 that 1t is some dis
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16

feel better than have for years. /
recommend Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound to all who suffer as l
did. - Mrs. M. ZEUNER, 1045 New Jer-
sey Street, Lawrence, Kansas.
Montana Woman's Case.
Burns, Mont. "Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound cured me Of awful
backache which had suffered with for
months. was so weak I could hardly do
my work and my head and eyes ached all
the time. Your Compound helped me
in many ways and is great strength
ener. I always recommend it to my
friends and tell them what grand med
icine it is for women. You may use my
name for the good Of others. Mrs.
JOHN FRANCIS, Burns, Montana.
The makers of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound have thousands OF
such letters as those above they tell
the truth, else they could not have been
obtained for love or money. This med
icine is no stranger 1T has stood the
test for years.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
cLAssED SALMON AS LUXURY
Doctors Explanation Of Graded Fees
Had to Satisfy Rich but Parsi-
monious Patient,

monious Patient.
A wealthy man, well known for his
extreme stinginess, drove up hurriedly
In his carriage to the door of q cele-
brated doctor. He was in a state of
acute discomfort and fear, from the
simple fact that at the moment a
piece Of fish bone was sticking some
where in the region Of his throat. The
doctor removed the dangerous obsta-
Gle, and the gentleman breathed free
~.
Thank you, doctor!" he exclaimed.
much relieved. "I1i never eat salmon
again-never! And with what ease
you removed it. A mere minutes op-
GRAFTON, was it not? How much-a-
what is your fee?"
Half guinea" replied the doctor,
Half a guinea!" exclaimed the
man. For half a minutes work? I'm.
possible!"
But consider for moment!" said
the doctor. "It's salmon bone!"
What has that to do with it?"
"Oh, a great DEAL" replied the doc.
tor. "Had it been a halibut, or fresh
paddock, I should have charged less
perhaps shillings. For Goldfish OF
cells, 2-and-6 would have been ample
payment. Mackerel shillings. While
red herring bone might even have
removed free of charge. But salmon!
Well, really, sir, one has to pay for
these Injuries"
And his patient paid.-London
Mail.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
RIDDLES.

What is that which the dead and liv-
ing do at the same time?
They go round with the world
When do your teeth usurp the func-
lions Of the tongue?
When they are chattering.
Why does an aching tooth impose
silence on the sufferer?
Because 1t makes him hold his jaw.
Why Is 1t easy to break into an old
mans house?
Because his gait (gate) is broken
and his locks are few.
Why is your thumb, when putting
on glove. like eternity?
Because it's ever-lastin'.
When Is q herring like q tired
horse?
When It is hard rode.
What IL that which ID bought by
the yard and worn by the foot?
A carpet.
Why Is wideawake hat 30 called?
Because 1t never had nap, and
never wants any.
What is 1t which comes into the
world at just q nice height from the
ground for you to extract It's sweet
ness, and yet is both sign Of treach-
cry and amity?
A kiss
Why Is the lower part Of q mans
face shaved In January like . cele-
brated fur?
Because It's q chin-chil1y.
What Is the difference between .
deer fleeing from its pursuers and q
decrepit witch?
One Is hunted stag. the other .
stunted bag.
What II the naval definition q
kissf
u pleasure smack.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Every Poultry Home Should Have
Some Convenience for Combining
Broody Hens.

cockerels instead of old cocks with
these hens. as the eggs are more apt
to be fertile and there will be q larg
er percentage Of pullets.
Choose the medium sized, well
shaped eggs and be sure the shell ia
firm and strong. A weak shell is sure
to be broken, and, besides the loss OF
the egg itself, will likely ruin sew
eral Of the other eggs in the nest and
may even teach the hen to break and
eat them.
Feed the hens q little air Stacked
lime in the mash to give the eggs q
good strong shell. Be sure the lime ia
well Stacked and give two tablespoon
fuls to 100 hens every day.
Do not force the breeding stock FOL
egg production. Feed them mostly
whole grain, wheat, oats. corn and
barley. Let the mash be q light feed
and give them fresh sweet meat
scraps twice week.
Feed plenty of green food, unless
the fowls have range where they can
find it for themselves. Keep them
supplied with pure. clean drinking wa
ter and have charcoal. grit, oyster
shell and dry bone always before
them.
Don't forget little salt In the
mash. It should always be sailed as
much as the same quantity Of food
would be for the table.
The hens must be made to exercise
by scratching for their grain In the
litter. They must be healthy and In
good condition II you are to raise
strong, healthy chicks.
A diseased condition of the hen ID
transmitted to the egg and will ap.
pear In the chick when Matched.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Upper Burma Home of RUBY,

while certain qualities of rubies are
Sidely distributed and found in Burma,
0 Ok Ceylon, Afghanistan, India, Bra
a Australia and the United States,
y; Ae countries of Burma, Siam and Cey-
W. va are beyond question commercially
. -e more important. Just as this is
Mue mere rests but little if any doubt
s .uaI upper Burma, the Mogok section,
furnishes the finest and largest supply.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Protection for Treea,

Some orchardists have been sue.
cessful In protecting their trees by
smearing the trunks near the ground
with mixtures which are distasteful
to rabbits. For this purpose white
wash. a mixture Of glue and copperas,
decoction Of Quassia chips and blood
or grease, have been used. Mechan-
ical protection by means of some
wrapping Is more permanent and ef.
fective than any form Of wash.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Erect Of Animal Husbandrv.

Live stock make It necessary "a
diversity crops and grow moro Crops
upon which there is a wider margin
Of profit. Animals also distribute II,
Dor, furnish employment in time Of
bad weather, or when field work u
not possible. Animal husbandry IL the
logical way to insure soil improve
ment, az the increased fertility from
manure is often sufficient to justify
raising animals.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
KANSAS WOMAN
Who SUFFERED
From Headache, Backache,
Dizziness and Nervousness,
Restored to Health by
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Lawrence, Kans. "A year ago ! was
suffering from number of ailments. !

always had pain and
was irregular. Dur
ing the delay I SUI
fered a great deal
with headache, back
ache, dizziness, few
erish spells, nervous
ness and bloating.
/ had been married
nearly three years.
l took Lydia E. Pink
hams v eye table
Compound and now
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Oil Drilling by Hand.

Oil exists in great quantities in
Siam, but the methods of securing 1t
are exceedingly crude. The wells are
not more than sixty feet deep and
are dug by hand. The oil secured is
that which is baled from the bottom
of the well by dippers on long sticks
of bamboo. The oil is sold to the ma
tives who live within calling distance
of the wells
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Potato Cakes of 1871,

Peel enough good-sized potatoes for
a meal for the family, crate on a
coarse crater and stir in from three
to five eggs, then add little flour.
More eggs will not hurt them. Stir
well and fry in hot lard, and if tried
once they will be tried again and
nftnn
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Conservatory Living Room.

A happy idea in house construction,
says Country Life in America, is the
new plan of combining conservatory
and living room. The idea has posi-
b1lities, both for the elaborate man
sion and the modest cottage. Ferns,
flowers, easy chairs and abundant
sunlight make the conservatory living
room an apartment that radiates beau
ty, cheerfulness and comfort.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Lemon PUDDING.

Cream one cup of sugar and three
tablespoonfuls of butter, add yolk OF
four eggs, then two cups bread
crumbs and one quart milk with juice
and rind of one lemon, one teaspoon
full of salt; mix till smooth, put In
creased baking dish and bake: beat
whites of eggs with one cup powdered
sugar and Juice of one lemon; spread
on top of pudding and brown.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Drop Aermits.

uo ISo eggs, one cup sugar, one cup
O mu,asSes' two-thirds cup of butter,
M sns ana one-half teaspoons saleratus,
snoo. 'dolespoons sour milk, one tea
r sIGn OF spice, one cup of chopped
t ts.slnS' one quart of flour. Drop by
''"'poon on bottom of dripping pan.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Sauce in Stoneware Dish.

Mix in a basin one level tablespoon
full of cornstarch with one cupful Of
milk, then pour it into the chatting
dish and boil, stirring all the time.
Cook for ten minutes, then add half
a teaspoonful of vanilla extract and
two yolks of eggs. Sweeten to taste
and reheat the sauce. without boiling,
or it will curdle. Strain and serve
hot or cold with any sweet pudding.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Disconcertinq.

1--WE formed a club of girls sworn
to marry no man commanding less
than $4,000 a year" and what broke
it up?" "a young fellow came along
who was earning $50 week. -Buf-
falo Commercial.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Converted WAGON.

From the standpoint Of convent
ence, the farm wagon that has been
made over into q low-down vehicle
with wide steel tires has strong APP
peal. It is easily loaded. and over.
comes all the objections to high wag-
ons Of the old type.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Flowers From Germany.

Germany ships 100000 or 10000
900 "pips" or crowns" of lilies OF the
valley to the United States every year
When these "pips" are planted In pots
they bloom and are then thrown away.
German soil and the German climate
seem especially favorable to their pro-
duction.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Photo Film Washer.

lance above the tub and the film can
dangle its full length below. The
water Is then turned on and is spray
ed gently over the film, washing it
thoroughly and without the fingers
touching 1t anywhere. Any spigot in
the house will do quite as well, but a
bucket should be provided over which
the film can be hung
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting-Feels
Eine-Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak,
MateIy Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus.
c caa.eo 5o0k IL IN each Package. Murine is
sc to- used in successful Physicians Prac-
~ and sold BY Druggists at Csc and Soc per Bottle.
murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c and SOC.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Novelist Plays Safe.

Dickens and Balzac, living before
novelists walked in fear of libel &C.
tons, took the name of their charac-
tiers from above the shop doors of
London and Paris. Mr.. Frankfort
Moore confesses to an equally easy,
but safer method He draws the names
from tombstones. Dead men read no
tales.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Christianity In India.

In South India alone there are to-
day fully 1000 Christian college grad
yates, leaders in the life of Christian
communities. OF the $4,000 students
in higher educational institutions
5,493 are in Christian colleges.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
nonto" and "Aren't II"

The word onto is defended by the
New York Times, and the phrase
"Aren't II" by the Evening Post. Tru-
", Henry J. Raymond and William
Cullen Bryant have been dead a long
time
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16

Some day." remarked the nice old
gentleman, you may be president of
the United States" "Mebbe," replied
the son of the very big business man,
"but if they want me they will have
to raise the salary"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
FARMS WANTED.

WANTED: List your property with us.
FARMS o'er discovered to bring buyer and sell
Best plan ever l;rklv and cheaply better than adj
Ter together m commissions. Send for selling
vertising anu Mutual Realty ASH Dept Eight Ssedad Cal
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Wasn't Shocked.

ri saw you and your husband at the
play last night, Mrs. Wedgecomb.
How did you like it?" "Im sorry we
wasted our money on it. Several peo-
pie told me l would be shocked, but I
wasn't ."-Chicago Record-Herald.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu--
late and invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules.
Easy to take as candy.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16

TOWARD f. cbr, ~ Specimen prices: Gold.
h Iead s lie Gold Gold. Silver, 75c Gold soc; zins
silver, Leas Milling envelopes q full price liz
ont on sppllcas.nc" n Carbonate National Bank
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16
Hearty Eafera

All COWS that are hearty eaters are
not profitable producers. but al profit
able producers are usually hearty
eatarR
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16

Mothers will find Mrs. Wins1ow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the tee thing period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16

Only ONE "BROMO QUININE''
That ia LAXATIVE BROMO QUNINE. Look
for the signature of E. w. GROVE. Cures q Cold
In One Day. Cures Grip in Two Days. 25c.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1913-05-16

Red Cross Ball Blue win wash double many
clothes as any other blue. Don't put your money
into any other