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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

"Why does the Bible say that
peacemakers are blessed" ask
ed the Boob.
Because they are the shock
absorbers on the journey of life
replied the Wise Guy.-Cincin-
natl Enquirer,
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wh.r. Hls Money Went.

Tramp-Yes. lady. I had $4,000 left
10 me once. Woman-And suppose
It all went for iiQuor7 Tramp s'pose
20, mum. Dem Judges an lawyers is
awful drinkers.-New York Globe.
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Logan, Ia. Nav l3.-Sum

!, Logan, Ia, May IS. Sum
F.. mary of the Foley Ellis family
trouble that began at the Chris
lE!lis home in Washington
township Sunday with the sec
,ond act staged yesterday, ard
the third one alleged to have
Ibeen threate ned last night are
as follows:
Mrs. James Foley is alleged
to have been struck over the
left eye with a knife by her
brother, Chris Ellis; Chris Ellis
held to answer to the grand
jury under $4,000 bonds, in ad.
dition to being under $1,000
peace bonds; pad" Ellis under
900 peace bend; pug" Ellis
and Michael BEEN, in default
of $25, 900 bonds for each, be-
ing detained by Sheriff Rock
and awaiting preliminary
hearing before Justice Frederic
&c. Winters at Persia Wednes-
day morning at II a. m.
1t is alleged that Foley. Ell 5
trouble began a number Of
years ago, and that in a visit
on the part of Mr.. ard Mrs.
James Foley to the Chris Ellis
home Sunday, family differ
enees were di; cussed and that
Chris Ellis struck his sister
over the left eye with a knife.
Sheriff Rock and Deputy M. ID.
Myers were called Sunday
evening but did not make ar
rests until Monday morning af-
ter which Chris and Pad Ellis
we're taken before Justice Win
tiers, Of Persia, Chris Ellis
waived preliminary hearing
gave $4,000 appearance bond;
he was also required to give a
81, 900 peace bond. "Pad"
Ellis was also required to fur
nish a $1,000 peace bond.
County Attorney Ross Nc
Laughlin appeared and attend
ed to the legal interest of TIE
state.
After going to the James
Foley home and remaining
there a short time, the officers
concluded that immediate
trouble was over, and they
started for Logan, but before
going far, they were notified
that "Pug' Ellis and Michael
BEEN, are at Jim Foley's trying
to kill him." Returning with
all possible speed the officers
found Pug" and Michael on
one side and Jim on the other
in a fast and furious fight.
Windows had been smashed in
and blood had been drawn.
Officer Myers arrested "Pug"
Ellis and Michael BEEN and
took them before Justice Win
te-s who fixed their respected
bonds at $4,000 and set
Wednesday morning for the
preliminary hearing. AS Meth
er could furnish the required
bond, officer Myers took the
two men to Logan where they
are today.
The Foley-Ellis family trou-
BILE is evidently not over, and
and the final outcome is watch
ed with usual interest. All of
the interested parties are we'll
TODD farmers living southwest
of Persia.
Mexico has been quieting
down since the announcement
that the treasury is empty
Syracuse Post-Standard.
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Obituary

Myrtle, the 3 and a half year
old daughter of Mrs. Martin
Hansen, died at | a. m. Wednes-
day May IA of pneumonia fol-
lowing an attack of Measles.
The father died about a year
ago. The little gill leaves a
mother ard two sisters to
mourn her dea'h.
The funeral will be held
Thursday at 2::3O from the
Danish Church, Rev. Hcfstedt
officiating and burial in Rose
Hill cemetery.
The deceased has made her
home with her uncle, Hans P.
Hanson, since the death of her
father and was there at the
time of her death.
Information was received in
a letter from Mrs. H. C. Heck
ert of Red Oak, Iowa, to one of
her many friends, that she
would be in Missouri Valley
one day the latter part Of the
week.
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Correct.

He-No man Is as black as he Is
painted. she-And no woman IS as
white az she is powdered. Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

Mexico has been quieting
down since the announcement
that the treasury is empty
Syracuse Post-Standard.
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Little Gertrude, learning her
first prayers, was anxious to be
able to say them alone. After
a weeks tutoring she started
off bravely one night.
"Now | lay me down to sleep,
| pray the Lord my soul tokeep"
She hesitated a moment and
then finished triumphantly:
'If he hollers let him go,
Eny, meeny, miney, mol"
Record Herald.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

Mrs. w. j. Rcden and Miss
Bess Roden went to Orson this
morning.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15
AN EFFECTIVE TRIO.
Tho stou. Man. the P.r.on With

Tho Stout Man, the Parson With
White Tic and tho corkscrew.
Tho smoking car was 80 dull that
when the stout man produced a bot
tie his seat mates-three Of them
smiled in joyous relief.
WHO'S gotta corkscrew7 no do
manded.
Nobody responded. The stout man
looked around. Across the aisle was
thin person in shabby black suit and
white tie. He was reading. in q
shortsighted way. gilt top volume
with limp cover.
The stout man leaned forward
"Bettcha tenner tn parson has q
corkscrew," he hoarsely whispered.
"Done," said the man with the gray
side whiskers.
The stout man leaned across the
aisle.
beg pardon" no said, 'but have
you such a thing as corkscrew
about your"
The man with the white tie hcsitat-
ed. For moment he seemed panied.
Then he flushed little, and reaching
down into his pocket drew out the az
hcle they wanted.
Ten minutes later the stout man
said he was going back to look for a
friend. AT the next station the white
tie man gathered up his goods and
chattcls and left the Cur. Then came
the conductor.
did Fatty Frost and the parson
show you any of their team work = he
laughingly asked.
"Team workl" echoed the side whisk.
cred man.
They're the cleverest swindlins
pair In the country" said the conduc-
tor. and passed on.-Claveland Plata
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
., ss.ss sss =. Z ~ z,zszzzsz.
Mrs. M. T. Weston is the
guest of friends in Little Sioux
today.
The last rip-rapping on the
cast bank of the Missouri River
appears to be holding the river
in good shape, ali the high wa
ter seems to have passed it by
without in the least injurjng it.
DR.. DeVore reports the birth
of a girl to Mr.. and Mrs. Frar k
Sigler, west of California Jet,
and a boy to MIR. and Mrs. Les
lie Bonebreak, Mo. Valley, May
13, 1 913.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. A. Lisle came
up from Clarinda this evening
for a few days visit with relat-
ives and friends.
: We notice heading in an
exchange which says, Girl SIugs
) Washer on the Elevated, and
W, aggree with the exchange
that a masher ought to be
smashed on the elevated or any,
other place where it would do
he most good.
q a. The young engineer who
cane to Mr., Bonebrakes home
this afternoon is quite civil.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Waller
Gillette at Orson, last evening
at II o'clock, a girl. Mrs. Gillet-
tie was formerly Mrs. Mabel
Goodrich.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

Pardon our seeming irrever-
ence, but would not Ambassa-
dor Page seem to be a good
man to turn over a new leaf in
the matter of lavish ambassa-
dorial expenditures Chicago
Tribune.
1t is evident that Secretary
Bryan intends to make the
chariot of state a water wagon.
Chicago News.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

Mrs. Chas Fe|lingham md
son returned to their home in
Council Bluffs today after
spending a few days here with
relatives and friunds.
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Modale News

VAO0&AAS NV W0
s. B. Allaway is the new
agent for the c. & N. w. Ry.
at this place.
Tom Boyd of Texas is visit
ing relatives and friends around
town, for the first time since
leaving this vicinity thirty
three years ago.
s. B. Boyd and children left
Tuesday for their new home at
Hastings, Neb.
Geo. Mcqueen of Omaha was
visiting with his grandmother
over Sunday.
A. r. Howes has bought out
the Moore dray line.
Sherman Looking is driving
a new auto.
Several car loads of hogs
have been shipped the past
week.
o. D. Wilson was a Blair cal
Ter, Tuesday.
Miss Essie Dray was a Wood
bine visitor over Sunday.
Mrs. H. Sharpnack arrived
from Los Angeles CAL, Friday
night.
Robt. Morton of Omaha was
visiting his father, Monday.
Judge-What is your name?
Swede-Yon Yonson.
Judge-Are you married?
Swede-Yah.
Judge Whom did you marry
Swede-I married a woman.
Judge with Indignation -
Did you ever hear of anybody
marrying anybody else but a
woman?
swede Yah. My sister
married q man.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

The Goth Century dancing
club held their last dance last
night and it was very we'll at
tended. All report an except
ionally good time.
Mrs A. d. Annis came up
from the Bluffs last evening to
attend the Goth Century club
dance and returned to her home
this morning.
DR.. John Tamisiea left this
afternoon for Sidney, Iowa,
called there by an epidemic of
Small Pox.
He went under a call from
the State Board of Health, of
which he was a member.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

Mrs. Jas. Moriarty and three
children returned last evening
f rom Omaha where they had
been for the past three weeks
visiting relatives and friends.
The Treble Clef will give
their May festival on the even
ing of the 23rd.
H. H. Dickman left last even
ing for Atlanta Georgia as a
delegate to the National meet
ing of the Presbyterian elders.
w. H. Campbell of Omaha join
ed him here.
The fire team was called
out in the rain by a call from
Moore's restaurant. The fire
was caused ny an exploding
gasoline lamp, but no damage
was done.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

John Christman has a con-
tract for the raising of the
farm house of H. A. Collins
near Orson. He expects to do
the work next week.
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Wednesday May ii
c. C. Williams is in Omaha

Y. Y. Williams is In Omaha
today on business.
]. s. Wattles report IL in
c,es of rain last night. This
makes just 2 inches that has
fallen in the past twenty four
hours. What would we do
without our bitches.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15

Mrs. M. T. Weston is the
guest of frierds in Little Sioux
today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-05-15
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Lisle came
up from Clarinda this evening
for a few days visit with relat-
ives and friends.

a; a The young engineer who
cane to Mr., Bonebrakes home
this afternoon is quite civil.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
LAGER BEER
Can Be Made at Home for One Cent
 Glass.

; Cincinnati, Ohio, July 13.-ThrOugh a recent invention of an expert Brew master of this city a sparkling and fOaming Lager Beer can be made right at home for one cent a glass
 He has concentrated Barley, Malt and Hops, the principle ingredients of Beer. so that simply by the addi- ton of water and sugar a genuine and pure Lager Beer can be made. Easily made in any kitchen, no ap- paratus, no experience necessary, a few minutes does the work. It is claimed by many that the Beer made by this method is better and purer than the best Brewery Beer, and above all saves the Brewers enOr- nous profits. The question of the legality of his method has been care fully investigated by the highest au- thorities and found to be legitimate in every respect He has written a very interesting booklet giving the Secrets of Brewing Beer at Home and by writing to Brewmaster. A. s. Shuh, 1445 Sycamore St, Cincinnati, O. he will be more than pleased to mail his booklet absolutely free to anyone sending their name and ad- dress. (Advertisement)
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13

the rocks was planned for Wednes- day afternoon but on account of the hard rain and thunder storm it was given on the Aaron Goldbergs' spa cious front porch. Those in the party were: MT. and Mrs. Aaron Goldberg, Mrs. Dave Goldberg, MT. and Mrs F. J. Bcnnitt. MT. and Mrs. Harry Gray, Mir. and Mrs A. C. Mcqueen. MT and Mrs. George Fow- Ter Gardiner, Mrs. Frank Hnderbran, Miss Selma Goldberg, Miss Ruth Goldberg. Mrs. Joseph Melczer, liar old Goldberg, Chester Goldberg.
 Mrs. $. J. Doster and family arriv- ed Thursday morning and are do miciled in the cottage 'Hillcrest." :" for the rest of the summer.
 Dr and Mrs. D. M. Martin and family came up Thursday morning and will remain for the rest of the summer.
 C. B. Laird came up Wednesday night. He expects to be here about a week before returning to Phoenix.
 Miss Mary Josephine Ceilings ar rived Thursday morning. She will be the guest of Miss Helen O'Ma1ley until Monday when she expects her mother. They will open their cot tage and be here for the rest of the season. F. T. Ceilings and son. Paul, are planning trip through the east They will be gone for a months or six weeks
 w. R. Garner is expected Friday morning to be the guest of the Frank HildcrbranS for the week end
 w c. Tolleson arrived Thursday night He will spend the next week with his family in the Goodman cot tage.
 Thursday afternoon was the first dance for the little folks in camp There was a very large attendance and the little folks enjoyed every minute of it. There was only q small attendance at the Tuesday night dance on account of the rain Thursday evening the orchestra gave a delightful concert in the pavilion After the concert there was dance
 Miss Sue Leonard is expected Tuesday morning to be the guest of Miss Ellen Conway for a fortnight, Many enjoyable events being planned in her honor.
 In honor of Mrs. Aaron Goldberg s birthday Friday they had a turkey dinner The guests included Mrs Dave Goldberg, Miss Ruth Goldberg Mrs Leo Goldman, Miss Selma Gold berg Mrs. Joseph Melczer, Aaron Goldberg, Chester Goldberg, Harold Goldberg and Joseph Melczer Jr
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
r0n Springs

IRON STRINGS, July 12-Every- thing is quiet again after so much excitement during the week of the fourth. People continue to come in and cottages are being opened each day.
 The F T Ceilings are expected about the 18th of this month
 Frank Hilderbran and Richard Fleming returned to Phoenix Mon day evening.
 Mrs. w. c. Tolleson arrived Mon day night
 Miss Pishon came over from Pres colt Monday and spent the evening. returning on the night train
 MT. and Mrs. Harry Gray are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. E. J. Bennitt for a few days
 Mrs. Parish and little daughter ar rived Tuesday,
 Miss Ruth Coggins, Miss Doris Feelings, Miss Naomi Reed and Miss May COggins spent Wednesday after noon in Prescott. c. B. Laird returned to Phoenix Monday evening.
 One of the most enjoyable events of the week was the mock wedding Monday evening at the Coggins cot tc'Sot, NIltIl NllSS INulll 'OSBlnS. dS Susan Ann Stringbeans became the bride of Miss Naomi Reed. as Peter Panhandle. The following is an ac- count of the wedding as written by one of the guests: One of the most interesting events of the social season was the wedding of Susan Ann Strngbeans to Peter Panhandle. The wedding took place at the home of the brides parents. MT and Mrs. Joseph Stringbeans. Laffalot cottage, g City Hill, on Monday evening, July ', at 9 D. n The ceremony took place under a bower of bath towels and creton. solemnized by Rev II. Zachariah COrntOssle, D. D L. l.. D. Ph. D. (Mrs. J C. Reed) The bride was beautifully dressed in a gown of white surrah silk trim med in rare old lace. She carried an exquisite bouquet of pine needles tied with old wool She was attended by Miss Mary Jane ShOestrng (Miss Doris Feekings) The groom was dressed in the usual conventional black. He was attended by Mike Buttinsky CMiss May Coggins) as best man. Melinda Hopkins CMiss Mildred Reed) was the flower girl. After the wedding a delightful sup per was served
 A delightful picnic supper out in
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
Christian Science.

First Church of Christ, Scientist, Arizona School of Music, North Cen tral avenue. Sunday service at Il a. III. Subject of the lesson sermon, Sacrament" Golden Text: II Cor inthians 1914. The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ. and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Ghost be with Wednesday evening testimonial and you all. Sunday school at 9:45. The experience meet ing is at s o'clock. The reading room maintained by this church is 403 Ma tionaI Bank of Arizona building, We'd ncsday and Saturday 1:30 a. m. to 12:30 p. m. At this room welcome is extended to the public and author izCd literature concerning Christian Science may be read or purchased if desired. All are cordially invited to attend church services.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13

The Republican is pleased at all times to publish notices of the meetings and regular services of the churches of Phoenix regard less of denomination, but in order that these notices may be set up for the paper, and that they may be of the greatest service, both to the churches desiring them and the public reading them, these notices must be in the office of the City Editor not later than twelve o'clock midnight on Fri day night of each week.
 CITY EDITOR
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13

The principal in a crime could not be compulsoriIy forced to open his mouth, nor was he permitted to do so voluntarily. He must stand dumb while all kinds of injurious and wild theories hovered around his head, which he was not allowed to correct, due to his inability to testify in his own behalf.
 A defendant was not allowed to ac- cuse himself, because away back ir the history of England the cCclesiasti cal policy threw all possible protection
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13

around criminals. If he could reach
 a monastery he was free from arrest, and if he was unfortunate enough to be arrested before he arrived at that haven the law. with punCtiliOus deli cacy, again came to his rescue and placed an effective plaster over his
 mouth And if he desired to reveal secrets which nobody else knew but himself, forsooth, he might be able to criminate himself, which was against the policy of the law for centuries to enable d criminal to cs-
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
Phoenix Forum.

The Phoenix Forum meets at the Second Baptist Church, corner of Jeff efrson and Fifth streets. at 3 o'clock this afternoon. The installation of the newly ,elected officers will be held. C. C. Simmons is to speak on the sub ject: some of the Benefits Have Derived From the Forum Since Its Beginning"
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
Lutheran Services,

English Lutheran services will be held at the w. c. T. U. Hall, 227 w Monroe street, on Sunday morning at 1O:45. Theme of discourse, "Conver- sion and the Grace of God" Sunday school and Bible class at 9:45. Choir rehearsal on Friday evening at 7:30 You are invited to attend the ser vices. Carl E. Guenther, pastor, 916 E. Pierce street.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
First Baptist Church.

J. Harvey Deere. D. D.. pastor. C.. NJ Northrup, assistant. The pastor will preach at II o'clock Sunday morning on Redemption" This will be the first in the series of warm weather talks on the Heart of the Gospel" The services will be held within the confines of one hour. Lov-
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
EvanqeIicaI Lutheran Church.

General SynodD Rev. John K Reed. pastor. Services at the Seventh Day Advent Church, corner Pierce and Third streets. Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. Morning worship at II o'clock Subject of sermon. "A Model Master and Servant" No evening service. All persons are cordially invited to be present
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
The Missionary Church

You are invited to attend the fol- lowing services at the Gospel Taber- hacle corner of Tenth and Fillmore streets: Sunday school at 9:45; preaching on the Book of Romans at II a. m. Christian Endeavor at : and preaching at s o'clock ?. m The evening services will be evangel- istic. Rev. H. II. Amstutz. pastor.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
Bethel M. E. Church,

The regular services will be con GUcted this mornins at Bethel MethO- dist Church in the Osborn District. The sermon will be delivered by Rev. J. Coy Williams, pastor A cordial invitation is extended to all.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
Central M. E. Church, South.

Corner Central and Monroe streets. w. R. Thornton, pastor. Preaching by the pastor in the morning, Acts 9:l-6. No preaching in the evening All go to union meeting at the city hall plaza. Sunday school at 9:30 a. m. E,pWorth league at s ?. m.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
Church of the RretEren.

Church of the Brethren, 1023 Grand avenue. Rev. C. W. Guthrie, pastor
 Sunday school 10 a. m, Isaac Forney superintendent. Preaching Il a. m. by Elder F. F. Durr of Glendale. Song SerXicn 1:45 and at studies in the
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13

CTS of truth will be drawn to the subjects, and whoever attends will find brief, helpful services. This is the only opportunity of the day and week to attend public worship in the church, as our congregation unites with the others in the service al the Plaza at o'clock. The Sunday school with c. M. Northrup, superintendent, invites all to be present at 9:45 a. m. The B. r. F. L. at o'clock. The church is located on the corner of Third avenue and Monroe street
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
First PresbYterian Church.

Sunday school, 9:30 a. m. Morning worship, II o'clock. Sermon by the Rev. James F. Record. superintendent of the Tucson Indian Training School. Special music. Evening service, union meeting with other Protestant churches on the city hall plaza at ' o'clock. Y. P. s. C. E. prayer meet ing in the church immediately after the close of the union meeting at the plaza, about S:1O D. m. All are most cordially invited to attend these ser vices. Church at the corner of Adams street and Third avenue.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
PHOENIX CHURCHES

Gospel of John. Prayer meeting We'd uesday evening at o'clock.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13

GOING TO MONTREAL-Mrs. Capt J. A. Parks and her son, Ar thur will leave Tuesday evening for Montreal, Canada, to visit the pal entS of Mrs Parks.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13

cape.
 I favor the compulsory examination of defendant accused of q crime. both before and at the jury trial which believe would be an important step towards securing more efficient criminal procedure.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13
LAW ONCE AIDED CRIMINALS

Position of John R. Dos Passes, or
 the New York Bar.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-13

The aim of the law for centuries was to enable a criminal to escape
, 1913-11-19
LESSONS FROM DENMARK.

The report will be issued shortly OF the
collective views Of the representatives OF tie
Labour Party aud the Parliamentary Com
mittee Of the Trades Union congress, who
have inst returned from Il visit OF ten days
TO Denmark. The deputatiou, who went to
Denmark on the instruction OF the Land
Committee Of the Labour Party, were given
facilities for studying the system Of small
holdings which the Danish G velnlnent is
encouraging, the methods Of cooperation for
the sale and transit of dairy and farm pro-
duc4, such rs eggs, butter and bacon, aud
generally of investigating The system of
State aid to small holders.
Mr.. Bowerman, Mp, who was one of the
party. informed a Press representative yes
terday that they were greatly imp essed with
practically everything they saw Of an agri-
cultural character in the country, and that
they would like to see many of the Danish
laws. so far as they affected land and land
tenure and the encouragement given to small
holders, applied 10 small holders IN this coun-
try.
In view of Mr.. Lloyd Georges land cam
paien. the issue o. the refort Of the depu-
tal.on viii be expedited. p Drd