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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
Some Modem Aphorisms

The ideal man is just the man you
choose to idealize.
To divert a man, flirt with him:
o infatuate him. fiirt with somebody
Else.
A woman will love because she
bites, man Will only pity because
e loves.
1t is sometimes difficult to tell why
he average woman marries the man
ne does, but it's usually because he
was the one that happened to ask
her.
One may know a lot about a wom-
an without knowing the woman her.
self
Love, like any other stimulant,
ceases to have that exhilarating eff
feet after it has become a steady diet.
Nowadays every woman has a mis-
sion, ana one is content with sub
mission.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
The Mystery Solved.


yes. Cleek, my friend, Cioek. Ia
dies and gentleman an. And now that
the mask is Off, let me tell you short
little story which-No, Pardon Mr. rs
sng,on. don't leave the room, please.
wish you. too. 20 hear"
Wasn't going 60 leave it-only go
ing 10 shut the door
"Ah, I see. Allow me. u IS now.
ladies and gentlemen, exactly fourteen
GAYS since our friend Dr OMaHey here,
coming up from Portsmouth on his mo-
torcycle after attending "a patient who
that DAY had died. was overcome by
the extreme heat and The exerti0n %
trying 10 fight on "a beIligereut maggie
which few out of the woods and per
sisteurly attacked him, fell 10 the
ground and lost consciousness
when be regaiueI it. he was In the
Charing Cross Hospital and an thar he
knew of his being there was that a mo-
torist who sad p.c-oG t'-: -Hd Sis cycle
up on the road had carried him there
and turned him over TO the authorities.
Gle himself was unable. however. 90
place the exact locality I'm which he
was travelling al the time Of the acct
dent, otherwise we should not have had
yhat extremely interesting advertise
ment which Mr.. ElzirEtou read out this
evening
For the doctor had lost small black
bag containing something extremely
valuable. which he was carrying at the
time ana which supplies the solution 20
this interesting riddle.
How. clio you ask Come with me
AIN OF you-t5 Mr. Carruthers' room
where his little IJrlAAlp is sleeping.
and learn that for yourselves
They rose az his word and followed
him upstairs and there. ig dImly H-
room the sleeping child las with an old
rag don Rugged uu close rI him. ifs
painted face resting .H The curve q his
little neck
To be Continued Tomorrow.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
TRY TO WIN HER.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
am a young man of twenty
years and earn SIC week.
have been calling on a young
lady for about two years. About
month ago, when l called, there
was another young man calling
at the same time, and since that
time she has acted coldly toward
me- She is such a sweet girl
and I love her very deeply. so
] hate to give her up. What had
better do2 X. l..
You have as much right 10 try &c
win her as the other man. Do not
give her up without a struggle. II
she is so sweet she is worth win
ping
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
AGAIN THE MoTHER-IN-LAw.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
The most aggravating thing to con-
tend with in married life is the moth
er-fn-law. who, according to natures
axneriencc. causes much disturbance
and waste of possessions
Naturally the daughter believes in
and conHdes in her mother. who IN
return win extend the daughter coun-
sci which is TO her own interest
The mother-in-law NEEDLES in your
household affairs. iuterferes in busi-
mess and is always creating mischief
think that if mothorS-in-iaw
would mind their own affairs the
wives would become more loyal 70
their husbands, and thus peace would
prevail r. D.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
R Tx! 5 B Ceek heF interest Rs:s . ss a5s

ger. so that his dear little life is spared
and he is put beyond all danger for good
and all"
Real love shone IN her face and eyes
as she said this. and n was the GER
tainty Of that which surprised Carruth-
ers and his wife as much as the words
she spoke
Good heaven, is this thing true2''-
the Hon. Felix turned 10 Cleek as he
spoke you in her pay, too?
Was she also working for the salvation
Of the boy?"
Yes" he made answer. Il entered
into her service under the name Of
George Headlaud. Mr. Carruthers-the
service of a good woman whom l mis-
judged far enough 90 give her a fcu-
tious name. J entered into yours by one
to which / have a better right Iamii-
ton Cleek"'
"Cleek'" Both Her Ladyshlp and her
son were ou their feet like a flash,
there was a breath of silence and then.
We'll. I'm dashed" burted out young
Essingtou "Cleek, ch2 the great Cleek2
Scotland" And sat down again, over
come
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11

uT- police detective sometimes called
George Hsadaud. Your Ladyshiu and
s.m--tr1es'-
George HeaGI-nd 90 she broke iu. seg-
ting ur sharply and then sitting down
again. pale and shaken. And you
csme-gau came. after ana Oh thank
yuu. thank you, 7 know YOU would H7t
Mess this unless ycg have succeeded
-H.. sou may know az last-gau may
SNOW. and will How. whose hand 90
= taal is striking at s,rarhmere life
my rrI.ds rhI6-th dearest thing to
us Tr au fra world
-I don't care what ] suffer 2 don't
.t-r What fu-s. 8 don't care 10 rr0
courts award him 10 Die ycTlcaf s.-Ju-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
LONELY.
Dear Miss Fairfax

DOdT WT-S TdIIItIN.
I think the most aggravating thing
is this: When man gives his wife
his weekly pay, and when there is
enough to spend for "a couple of weeks,
and the wife goes on a little visit TO
her mother. VINO lives in the country.
Of course she STAYS until it's gone
and then writes for more.
am only married a year, but II
this rs married life then / advise
Young fellows TO stay single / have
not seen my wife i'm a month
r. X. c.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
TURKISH DELIGHTS.

Excellent dish for cheese lovers.
Two cream cheeses mixed with
small piece of butter; stir to a paste
one bottle of stuffed olives chopped
fine GO-cent bottle), one hard boiled
egg chopped fine, a very small piece
Of onion grated. pinch of salt and
pinch of cayenne pepper. Mix all to-
gether and il is delicious spread on
crackers. When put in glass tum-
blers will keep a long time.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
STUFFED POTATOES.

Wash well and bake six medium
sized potatoes; when done cut in
halves, the long way, scoop out the
inside, mash and add two table
spoons of butter, moisten with a little
milk or cream, add pepper and salt
and the whites of two well beaten
eggs: refill the skins and bake eight
or ten minutes in hot oven.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
He Sees Mrs. Carruthers.

Il was therefore, only by the merest
chance that he looked down one OF the
passages in passing and saw swift
moving dgre-a W0man's flEure-cross
it at the lower end and pass hastily into
the nursery Of the sleeping boy. And
whether her purpose was a good one or
an evil one-it was something Of "A shock
to realize that the woman who was do
ing this was the Hon. Mrs Carruthers.
He locked the kitbag and went back
to the dining room just as the little
gathering was breaking up, and Mr..
Claude Essington-who always fed his
magpies and his other pets himself
was bewailing the fact that he had 'fOr-
gotten the beauties until this minute. 20
and was smoothing out an old newspaper
ina which towrap the scraps Of cheese and
meat he had sent the butler TO the kltch-
en- 20 procure
The Hon. Felix looked up at CIeek
with a question in his eye.
No" he contrived to whisper in re-
ply. 1T was not anything poisonous
merely candle wax. The bird had flown
in through the storeroom window and
the housekeeper caught It carrying away
candles one by one"
The Hon. Felix made no response
nor would it have been heard had he
done SO; for just at that moment young
Essington. whose eye had been caught
by something i'm the paper. burst out
into loud guffaw.
II say, this is rich Listen here, YOU
fellows Lay you a tenrer that the chap
who wrote this was a Paddy Whack
for a finer bull never escaped from a
TippeTaTy Paddock.
" 'LOST-S0mewhere between Ports
mouth and London. or some other spot
on the way. a small black leather bag.
containing a death certificate and some
other things OF no value to anybody bat
the owner. Finder will DE literally re-
warded II all contents are returned in
tact 20 j.. j. ON. 825 SayiIe Row
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
POTATO SALAD.

Take six boiled potatoes and one
small onion chopped fine, slice pota-
toes thin and lay in salad dish and
sprinkle with onions. Continue until
dish is full, adding dressing on each
layer Slice two hard boiled eggs and
lay on top, then add more dressing.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
A POINT OF ETIQUETTE.

Dear Miss Fairfax;
1 am a young lady of nineteen
and would like your advice in
the following: A young man is
calling on me. When he enters
the room l generally step for
ward to meet him and offer him
my hand. Upon leaving he does
not offer his hand. Would you
kindly tell me the proper way?
Is it the young mans place 10
offer to shake hands on leaving
or Is that a point of etiquette
that some people nowadays dis
pense with?
He should shake hands with you
when saying good night However
il is not a very serious matter, and II
] were you I would not let it make
any trouble between your friend and
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
Troubles of the
Married
The WOMAN, HE SAYS.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
l always read your interesting ar
ticles. Now you seek an answer to
this conundrum:
What is the most aggravating
thing in married lifp2" Very simple
indeed. THE Woman"
A FATHER OF TWO CHILDREN
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
sruFEEp EGGS.

Boil nice fresh eggs for fifteen min
utes. Then cut in two and take out
Of she'll Now take out the yolks into
a bowl and mash with piece of but
ter. pepper and salt and dash OF
mustard Pack back into shells and
press together These are very nice
for a picnic or for lunch.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
WHEN LOVE PLAYS NO PART


Dear MISS UITI0N-
The most agEravatiug thing IN
married life is the union without love.
Love Is the only everlasting chain
Of marriage The means such as
rank. title or money. whereby most
peoDle unite, are the inevitable NeN-
atfous If the entire life. They are
the cause of desertiou and divorce
and the shameful degrading OF hu'
- Lind SOLOMON Is.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11

Mrs. Carruthers. ditto; then her lady
ships son spoke up in his usual blunt
outspoken way.
Il say. uclaud. what's I'm the wind ''
he askcd. what lark are you up 10
now? Felix says you've got clinkinE
big surprise for us all, and here we are,
dear boy, an primed and ready for H.
Lots have H. thorn.s o good CHAP"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
srIIEEEp ONIONS

Take two large onions with one
peeIing taken on, take two sleeps
kidneys and chop fine. take inside Of
onions out enough to hold kidneys, salt
and pepper to taste, one tablespoon
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
TUMBLER CAKE.

Three tumblers sugar, one tumbler
butter, one tumbler sweet milk, four
eggs, five tumblers flour, one tea
spoon Of cream tartar, onehalf tea
spoon soda, one tumbler citron. Fla
VOr with lemon
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
PINEAPPLE CREAM.

Soak two tablespoons gelatine in
one-half cup cold water for ten min
utes, add one cup boiling. water, stir
until dissolved. stir in one can grated
pineapple, one cup sugar. Set on ice
and when nearly cold add one pint
W hipped cream.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
Cleek Reveals Himself.

VERY well. so you SHAH" he replied.
But first Of all let me lay aside a use
less mask and acknowledge that ] am
not an Indian army officer-I am Sim
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
An Important Clew.

There's "a beautiful example OF Eu@-
lsh as she Is advertised Tor sou. and
Hullo, Delaud, old chap. what's the
matter with y0ug'
For Cleeb had suddenly jumped mp
and. catching tHc Hon. Felix Boy the
shoulder, was hgrrylug him out vi tae
room
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11
Recipes That Are Good

Of cracker crumbs, small piece OF
butter and bake for one-half hour A
very delicious meal for two.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-11

To Be CONTINUED To-morroW.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05

5s7 Broad ST., near Hahne's, Newark
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05
MEMCANS STARTED
SHOOTING IN SECOND
FIGHT WITH AMERICANS
Report to Washington States
that Tactics of First Skin
mish Were Repeated.

WASHINGTON. March 5.--Mexican
troops wrrc responsible for the latest
border nght near Douglas, hriz, with
troops Of the Ninth Cavalry by flring
tho ,rst shot, according to report toe
day from brig. Gen. Bliss at Fort sam
Houston. lie saws Col Guilfoyle re.
ported that al armed body OF Mexicans.
apparently Yaquis. moved out of Aqua
Prieta yesterday morning, dcployed and
fred a few shots at detached post
about "a thousand yards south OF tho
camp on the boundary.
An American machine gun replied
with ave shots and the Mcxicans re-
tired toward Aqua Pricta. Col. Gull
foyle makes no mention Of any casual
ties, but says he has two troops VITA
machine gun on observation at the
points wHcre the trouble occurred lie
says no cause Is known for the attack.
as no provocatlon OF any kind was
given by the American soldiers.
Detailed reports which have reached
the state Department of the first col.
llsion between American troops and
Mex.cans near Douglas. Ariz, make 1t
appear that this was the work OF Ma
deristas, ana that while the Mex IAN
Federal forces were not a. first involved
they were Ia the end drawn into the
long range musket duel. and only one
person was wounded.
Gen. Bliss reports he has Instructed
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05

1909 Broadway. near WILDLY. Bklyn
4SD Fulton ST., opp A. & s.. Bkiyn
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05
DINING ROOM

Oak Rideb q aP d.
Sevrlisd Mirror. OF
SIeGNnt Sewing Na.
chine. with 3 yenrs'
eumrnnteei leat hes
Couch: u oak cane
scat Chnirs: oak
DiWlng Tables re
Table Cover. 10
yards Mating.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05
Shoes a Man Wears Now

not the heavy winter t-ovcrs-but tho
lighter, more seasonable shoes and Oxiorls
that men are beginning to seek.
We offer. in wide range of sizes, tan and
black shoes and Oxfords.
Worth - and So, for S3.l5.
subway floor Old Building.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05

Square Bar Folding
Clothes Horse
8 II. high, SOC II. high, G.l5
4 II. high. 85c o II. high, Sl.35
Pine Pantry Steps
g It. high, 81 ~. high. n.so
Library Folding Steps, well
constructed, made in the very best
manner. Ind nicely finished. $3.50.
White Enameied Cabinets,
plate glass mirror In door. with two
adjustable glass shelves, Size Of cab
met, l0x2s inches, rs.
Mirrors - white cna Meled and
OAK frame, French plate glass, l0xl4
inches, $50; laxls Inches, &l,3b;
l3x2a inches, Sl.85,
Roller Towel Racks, natural,
SOC: vanished, A5c,
Knife Boxes, white wood, Csc
and S5c.
Ash Cricket Steps, - inches
high, sl.55 each
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05

from 'hO Chicago Record iiersd)
at II said that there are In this coun
try a great many people who can trace
their descent from Charlcmagne."
yes Tvo heard so. We'll. don't
blame them Yod could hardly cxpec,
them 10 trace their descent from Romeo
and juliet or The lost Dauphin"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05

col Guifo,ic. in case Of a further a.
tack. no, to return frc unless Il u
necessary to protect NE on the Nncri-
can side. lie has also cautioned h.G
to keep his men under cover ~ far a.
poss,,lc. 20 as not 20 .ny.tc hostile q "a
rom irresponsible PARTIES.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05
iigs WEINBERG EVEN BREAK
VICE LAWS.

-. -, -. , ,t,or5oriy hou., nj,
- -, :, co,,,c,io, ,,u, 4,
-. ,t,, ,.,. ,,,,,,- dces M, b.io,r d,
,'.,,. .,s.r.,,,,,,r c,,c,ul ,nv..,iy,,,o,
=, ,,,r ,,oo,,s rovoois ma, we have only
.,o r,-,h,,. vh, wa, ever arrested
,o- maintaining n dlsorderiy house
rho, maj, while drinking, took No.
ma, into mia SALOON No other woman
a., 400. ,o,, ,dri,,ed' there. we
o.. ,,,, t,,r. were cxtonuating cir
,,,,,,.,o,c.s which warranted us in not
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05

Kitchen Tables, mortised frames.
edges OF top rounded. turned maple
icas. 2lb to 3 inches thick.
q feet, Sl.S5; with drawer. $500
si5 feet. sa,35; with drawer, $3.50
4fcct, ~. SIS: with drawer. $3.50
Az feet. 80. go; with drawer, st.x'
s feet, %. 40: with drawer. 800
O feet. sA.45: with drawer, $3.50
Kitchen Tables, round or
square, drop leaf. 3fect, ss. 90; 81
feet, s4.25; : feet. $3.50,
Laundry Scttee Table, with apart
mept for blankets, irons, etc; feet,
-; 8l1 feet, S+,A5: ! feet, IS. 10;
q feet, 81; u feet. $3.50.
skirt or Ironing Boards
/ It.. SOC; covered with falt. noe
Alaf 65c; covered with lcll, "5c'
8 IT,. Use; covered with felt, VI 10,
SD It D, 8Oc; covered with felt, $3.50
6ft.. 05c, covered with folt, sl's5
Shiriwaist sleeve boards. lSc, reg
Folding Step Ladder Chair,
ash. plain hack, ~; fancy back, ~, 80
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05
NO LIQUOR GRAFT
PAID IN CITY, SAYS
HEAD Of DEALERS
President Reilly Declares That
$4,000 Year Is Used
Legitimately. !m
EXPEL BRIDE PAYERS.
Specials Account on Books
Is for Recruiting Agents,
He Asserts.
EXPEL BRlBE PAYERS.

The Wine. Beer and Liquor Dealers
Association. through Its state Presl-
dent c. J. Reilly. to-day invited
complete investigation OF It's books
and accounts to prove tina, there Is ~
connection between the organized H.
quor dealers and the corrupting OF
police officials.
81 have been city President and am
nov state President of the orgsnizl-
tion." declared Mr.. Reilly TO an Even-
ing World reporter and am Willing
20 make an affidavit that this organ
ization Is not paying one cent 'proteo.
ton money either to policemen or
politicians.
III We ever catch member Of the
association putting IN for protection
We will expei him quickly. why should
liquor dealers pay protection money
We pay TO the city. the county and
the State. as well as 20 the national
Government. immense fees In licenses
Our business is legitimate. and we de-
mand protection from the heads OF the
Government. not from any policeman
who may be corrupt.
WHOLE AMOUNT RAISED is
$4,000 A YEAR.
80 much has been said about the
immense sums raised by our associa-
tion that l feel l should say some
thing about the money we raise and
the manner In which II is expended.
In the first place. We have only 5000
members In Greater New York OF
these only 1000 are IN New York
County. which II under investigation
by District-AttornSy Whitman. OF
these 5000. therefore. only 1000 are to
be considered.
Each local assesses it's members n
different sum, ranging from ~ to not
more than ~ IA month. The average
In $3.50 a month per member. For
1000 members. therefore. We receive
In our locals Just $4,000 "a year-not
3i.e00.oo0. as has been reported. And
$4,000 would not buy much 'protec-
tien' for 1000 saloons. would ~
"Now. where does this T..0oo no?
TIE locals pay a per capita fee to the
city association. and also pay per
capita fee Of 60 cents per gnembcr into
the state organization. as well as an
other per capita fee into the national
organization. When these fees are paid.
little IL left for actual expenses. much
less for protection
What IL left the locals devote TO the
work Of organization. to paying counsel
fees FOR members whose cases are
deemed worthy. to burying their dead
TO paying small Insurance benefits, to
charity work. to outings and the like
Their books will show where every
cent goes.
"SPEciAls" PAY FOR RECRUIT
ING, SAYS PRESIDENT.
'uiuoh has been said OF the specials
which appear on the books Nothing q
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-03-05
Spring Presentation of
Children'S Coats

As good in material and as simple in style
as any mother could desire
Serge. Bedford cord. silk poplin and smart
black and white checks are the fabrics for the
to year old children
Styles are the wanted Russian model with
wide sash belt, Norfolk and plain tailored
coats with hand embroidered white piquc
collars. $3.50 to Sl5.75.
Specially Good at SIS
is white wool cashmere coat. silk lined
throughout and having hand scalloped collars
and cuffs Long and short coats.
Other handhcmbroidered baby coats. $3.50
to Sl5.
Parents will find complete assortment OF
colors and sizes ready tomorrow. Thursday.
Sizes six months TO six wears, .,
Third door. Old Bldg
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1913-03-22
BOY PAID FOR HIS WHISTLE
obeyed Fathers instructions AT
Right, but Made no Sort Of
Hit With the Teacher.

1t all happened in a wayside village.
She was the village schoolmistress'
prim and proper. but bad hand at
settling accounts with the local trades
men; he was ten years of age. one OF
her pupils, and son and heir Of the
village grocer
Tommy she yelled in class one
morning. don't you know it's rude to
whistle in the presence of LADY,"
Tommy was not abashed nor chas-
tened.
But dad told me to whistle" he re-
piled.
Your father told you to whistle,
Tommy" queried the school teacher,
in considerable doubt.
"Yes'm. He said when he sells you
anything we've got to whistle for our
money"
Tommy then took up a conspicuous
position in the adjacent corner.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1913-03-22
Spring Clipping Of Horses.

The modern practice among the best
posted and most progressive horse owners
and farmers is to clip all horses in the
spring. 1t is done on the theory that in
their natural state horses were not obliged
to work, so could shed the winter coat in
comfort over a period of several weeks.
Since we oblige them to do hard work on
warm spring days, the winter coat should
be removed for the same reason that we
lay off our heavy winter garments. Clipped
horses dry off rapidly, hence they do not
take cold as easily nor are they as prone
to be affected with other ailments as un-
clipped animals whose longer hair holds
the perspiration for hours. Because clipped
horses dry off rapidly they rest better, get
more good from their food and come out
in the morning refreshed and fit for work.
Since the advent of the ball bearing en-
closed gear clipping machine, the work OF
taking off the winter coat is easy. With
the machine horse can be clipped all over
in half an hour, whereas with the old two
hand clipper it required several hours to
do it.
Dairymen also now clip the cows all
over two or three times year. The tanks
and udders are clipped every three or four
weeks, so it is easy to clean the parts be-
fore milking. This means less opportunity
for dirt and other impurities to get into
the milk.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1913-03-22
She Married Him.

In a wellknown colored school in
the south the lesson in general his
tory one day was on the life Of Queen
Elizabeth.
Thomas, did Queen Elizabeth ever
marry?" asked the teacher.
Yes. ma'am. think she did, re-
piled Thomas.
Are you quite sure?"
Yes, ma'am. the book says she did.
1T does? Will you please find it,
Whereupon Thomas opened to the
lesson and to the great amusement of
the teacher read the statement that
queen Elizabeth was married to her
realm"
There" said he, triumphantly,
doesn't it say she was married?
don't exactly know who the gentleman
was. but it certainly says she married
him."