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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-10
Bush Is Cheered.

Leslie Bush was given a cheer when he
ascended tho hurling mound. With two
strikes on Herzog. Bush pitched three
bad balls and u New York fan yelled,
Take him out" Both pitcher and batter
being in hole Bush sent up a straight
ball and HcrzoC was compelled TO hit
and he went out at first, Barry 10 Nc
lunis. Doyle rnmmed a sharp hit at
Bush. who knocked The ball down, but
could not field il TO first in time 10 catch
Doyle, and he did not throw II. Fletcher
was hit by a pitched ball, Doyle NOV
Ing to second. Burns brought groans
from the stands when he sent a sharp
fly to Collins. who doubled up Doyle at
second Barry making the put-out
Two were out in the American lcaguers'
second inning before they started another
batting rally. Schans struck out and
Bush sent u high fly to Murray Muir
phy hit sharply TO Fletcher and beat the
shortstop's long throw to flrst, Oldr!nG
then came 10 time with his second sim
gle the ball shooting out TO right field,
and Murphy raced around 10 third base
OldrinR promptly stole second.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-10

Collins and Baker worked the double
steal. Mclean. In his anxiety. dropping
the ball at the plate. McInnls struck out.
Mclean missing the third strike and
throwing him out at first Then the
game was practically won when Amos
Strunk shot grounder at Fletcher. who
threw over Merkles head to the grand
stand, allowing both Collins and Baker
to score. Strune kept on TO second.
Barry ended the inning by sending high
fly to Fletcher.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
WRITTEN BY ONE WHO KNOWS
Male and Female Humorists at Work,
and Also In Their Less Harmful
Moments of Leisure.


Humorists are people who cut, fit
and finish jokes, jests and light verse
and do plain and fancy writing which
is not serious.
Male humerists do this by lighting
a pipe or cigar, sticking a sheet OF
paper into a typewriter and wishing
they had adopted a mercantile career
Female humorists accomplish the
feat by twisting their back hair into
knot, nibbling chocolate creams OF
chewing some gum, and manipulating
the typewriter in the customary man
ner
AS general thing, nowadays,
humorists are very human. There
are more of them than there used to
be. The women dress like their sis
ters, and the men are perfectly con-
ventional in their attire.
Occasionally you come across an
old-school humorist, or a modern one
who clings to the old-school tradi-
tions. He imagines that he has to
wear most solemn face, never smiles
and looks panied when you laugh at
what he says. This variety goes great
on the rural lyceum circuit.
Humorists are always introduced as
such. Plumbers, housebreakers, bank
ers, dry goods men and wholesale gro
GERS are never classified when intro
duced, but humorists are always spe-
CITED. Immediately the persons to
whom they are introduced wait expec-
tantly for them to say something wild
ly witty. Immediately, also, they are
disappointed, unless they are of the
class who shrek with joy when the
humorist politely says: "It is a nice
day."
Humorists always have to explain
why they are humorists instead of fol-
lowing some more laborious occupa-
tion. Also they are expected to de-
liver afterdinner speeches for nothing,
because being funny is second nature
to them, and they are not supposed to
have any remunerative way of spend
ing their odd moments.
The difference between a humorist
and a comedian is that a comedian
uses the humorist's humor. If the
humorist used the comedians humor
he would starve to death. Another diff
ference is that the comedian makes
from three hundred to five hundred
dollars a week.-Life.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
SIS to Insure

The ideal carriage horse is the
American trotting bred horse, with
size, speed, courage, and the true
trotting gait, with plenty of knee and
hook action. In addition he must
have clean cut head and neck, style
and finish, plenty of substance with
out coarseness.
Recognizing the demand for this
class of horses, selected Taylor Sim
mons 2348e, young horse which fills
all the requirements of the typical
carriage horse. If the theory that
like begets like" be true, he will
produce horses of this type when
mated with good mares. Through his
veins flow the blood of the greatest
trotting families. He traces twice to
George Wilkes and five times to Man,
brino Chief III. This is backed by the
stout thoroughbred blood of Boston.
A few of the fancy priced ones
sired by Taylor Simmons: Thendara,
winner in the walk-trot class at the
Blue Grass Fair In 1907, Louisville
Horse Show and in the East, sold by
Col. Q. L. Railey for $500; Alleen
Powers, sold TO Godfrey Priest, of
New York, for $1,000; Little Nath,
sold for $500 to Eastern parties. His
get are always commanding the price
that pay man to raise good stock.
Lien retained on colts until season
money is paid.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21

When the'doctnr orders you to stop
work it staggers you. | can't. you
say, You know you are weak, run
down and failing in health day by
day. but you must work as long as you
can stand. What you need is Electric
Bitters to give tone. strength and Wig
or to your system, to prevent break
down and build you up. Don't be
weak, sickly or ailing when Electric
Bitters will benefit you from the first
dose. Thousands bless them for their
glorious health and strength. Try
them. Every bottle is guaranteed to
satisfy. Only so cents at Oberdorf-
er's.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21

Good Nature and Humorous Tongue.
In a village of about five thousand
inhabitants in Tioga county, New
York, a modest fortune has been
amassed by a man who at the age of
forty-fve left the navy without even
a trade to fall back upon and no as
sets except humorous turn to his
tongue.
Having done some cobbling when a
young man, he entered shoe store
for a time and later set up little
shop of his own for repairing shoes.
That was ten years ago. His good ma
ture and industry won him the trade
of the town; a newly acquired habit
of thrift promted him to buy on the
installment plan the little shop and
house in which he lived
Today a fine brick building is re-
placing the wooden one and the cob
bier himself may give up his last if
he wishes. But that he has no dis
like for it is evidenced by his recipe
for success, which is:
"Just keep pegging away"
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
If You Want to Put in Water
Works in Your House

Or Barn, or Bathroom Fixtures or
Furnace, or Tin, Shingles or Metal
Roofing, and all kinds of Tin Work,
Guttering, Pipss, Filters, Water Tanks >
Dipping Tanks, Sewerage Pipe and.
Clay Flues Concrete Work a Spe-
cialty. Give US a call.
We also handle the American Field
Wite Fencing, and the best line Of
Cook Stoves. Oil Stoves and Heaters
on the market. and all kinds of Hard
ware, Farming Tools, Crates and
Mantels, Screen Doors. Poultry Sup
plies, Harness of all kinds, the w. j.
Oliver Plow, the best Plow on the
market. Horse Clippers, Cement,
Lime, Paint and Oils.
We buy the very best goods obtain
able, and our prices are right.
BEST & HAWKINS,
4mar3mo Millersburg, KY.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Plan School for COnvicts.

Warden A. j. G. Wells, of the Frank
fort reformatory is considering plan
for starting a school for convicts. At
the chapel he found there we've among
all the prisoners present only two COL
lege men, less than a score of high
school graduates. not 100 that had
gone as high as the high school and SO
who had never gone to school at all.
He has not as yet developed any of the
details of the plan. but when he has
worked it out to his own satisfaction
he will lay it before the Board of
Prison Commissioners.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
State of Ohio, city of Toledo. ! .,
Lucas comfy 20.

State of Ohio, city of Toledo.
Lucas comfy. 60
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of F. j.
Cheney & Co.. doing business in the
City of Toledo. County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of Ca
tarrh that cannot be cured by the use
of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence this 9Th day of Decem-
Der, A. ID. 1886.
A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally and acts directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO..
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by all druggists. rs cents. E=
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
DECIDE YOURSELF
The Opportunity is Here Backed
by Paris Testimony.

Don't take our word for it.
Don't depend on strangers state
ment.
Read Paris endorsement.
Read the statements of Paris clti-
Zens.
And decide for yourself.
Here is one case of it:
Mrs. A. G. Crawford, E. Tenth
street. Paris. KY. says: Although
nave never had occasion to take a kid
-ney medicine myself know what
Doan's Kidney Pills Twill do, for they
have been used in our family. One o:
US was suffering from backache and
pains through the kidneys and the ac-
tion of the kidneys was irregular.
Doan's Kidney Pills gave splendid re-
Suits"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan' sand
take no other.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Ways of the Working Class.

The psychology of the working
class is different from that of the
other classes. The prevailing tone is
envy of the well-to-do, but neither is
there that restless eagerness to better
their position, and confidence in their
ultimate prosperity, which the Amer
lean spirit is supposed to instil into
a man. Men in the trades seem to
have this spirit, but it is noticeably
absent from the factory class. Even
the immigrants seem quickly to lose
that flush Of hope and ambition with
which they arrive in this country. The
factory routine seems to get into their
very souls, so that their whole life
settles down to monotonouos drudg-
cry without look forward or back
ward. They are chiefly concerned in
holding their jobs, and escaping the
horrors of unemployment-in making
both ends meet. Beyond this there is
little horizon for day-dreaming and
ambition. Life to them is a constant
facing of naked realities, and an actual
economy" or management, Of re-
sources, not an effort to impress
themselves on their neighbors, and to
conform to the ways of those about
them. This deep-seated divergence in
standards and interests from the rest
of American life may or may not be
important, for the factory class is
thus far politically negligible; but it
is interesting, and we'll calculated to
suggest many unpleasant things to
American Enthusiastically S. Bourne,
in the Atlantic.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Nervous Troubles
Drive Away Happiness
Tona Vita Will Quickly Drive
Away the Nervous
Troubles

People who are all run down in
health. who are worn out, nervous and
half sick, are apt to be thoroughly dis
couraged. They are.half hearted, list
less and depressed and feel that this Is
a terrible world with many pains in it
and few pleasures.
This state of mind is recognized by
physicians AS a common symptom of
nervous debility.
If you are one of the many Ameri-
cans who are suffering with nervous
breakdown or nerve exhauticn n. you can
get.back your old health and spirit in
a few weeks time. Go to your druggist
and obtain bottle of Tona Vita.
This remarkable tonic is helping thou
sands back to health and it will not
fail in your case. In fact it never
fails. You will be astonished how
quickly it will build you up both in
mind and end body.
Tona Vita is sold by Chas. E. Butler
& Co.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21

A large crowd of Clark county peo-
pie left Saturday night to take up
claims for Government lands in Mon
tana, and will establish a small col
ony near Glendive Others will take
up claims near WibauX. The party
was gotten up by Mr.. and Mis-. D. w.
Stull, lwho have been in Montana for
about year and are pleased with con-
ditions there. They had returned to
Kentucky to accompany their friends
and relatives to Montana.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21

Many sufferers from rheumatism
have been surprised and delighted Witfs'
the prompt relief afforded bysapplyng
Chamberlain's Liniment. Not one
case of rheumatism in. ten requireskany
internal treatment whatever. fhis'
linlment is. for sale by all dealers.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21

You Judge a man not by what he
promises Co do. but by what he has
done. This is the only true test.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy judged
by this standard has no superior. Peo
ple everywhere speak of it in tn high
est terms of praise. For sale by al
dealers,
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21

You. can say. goodbye to constipation
with clear conscience if you use
Chamberlain's Tablets. Many have
been permanently cured by their use.
For sale by all dealers.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Are You a Cold Sufferer

Take DR.. Kings New Discovery. the
best cough. cold. throat and lung med
icine made. Money refunded if it
fails 20 cure you. Do not hesitate
take 1t at our risk. First dose helps.
j. r. Wells. Floydada, Texas. writes |:
"Dr. Kings New Discovery cured my
terrible cough and cold. gained Is
pounds. Buysit at Oberdorfer's.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
After -Four Years Of Discouraging
Conditions, Mrs. Bullock Gave
Upm Despair. Husband
Came to Rescue.

Catron, Ky.-In an interesting letter
hom this place, Mrs. Bette Bullock
writes as follows: 'I suffered for four
years, with womanly troubles, and during
this time, could only sit up for little
while, and could not walk anywhere at
Ill. At times, would have severe pains
In my Left side.
The doctor was called in, and his treat
ment relieved me for a while, but was
soon confined to my bed again. After
1hat, nothing seemed to do me any good.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Farmer Had Business Instinct.

At the tail end of the summer a
farmer near Springfield, Mass, found
he had $4,000 ripening melons on his
hands and it looked as though they
would be a dead loss for lack of time
to ship them. But he posted notices
throughout the county, advertised in
the newspapers and sold 100000 mel
ons within week. He had line of
27 automobiles standing in front of
his house at one time on single after
noon.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Season 1913
Caylcr Simmons
234S0

Dark bay horse, 16 hands high, weighs
1900 lbs.
By Simmons Boy 1857, sire of Sill
yer Simmons 2:16. Simmonette 2:l9H
etc.
1st dam Brilliante, by Wilkes Boy
2:241s, sire of Courier-J ournal 2:O6,
Judge Swing 2:0s4 York Boy 2:0834
and nearly 100 others in 2:30 list.
End dam Grace Ashland by Ashland
Chief 751, son of Mambrino Chief II.
3rd dam Pong by Old Pilot.
4th dam Meg by Boston, (thorough-
bred.
TAYLOR SIMMONS will make the
season of 1913 at my stables in Paris,
on High street, near End street, at
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Work.

The work that a man likes to do is
too often done by somebody else.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Easy.

Whiner-"I have only one friend on
earth-my dog" Optimistic Adviser
why don't you get another dsg?"
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21

VIII Dawn Upon Him Some Day.
"Oh, yes; Jack adores me; I've
known it for weeks.
Then what's bothering your
What's bothering me! Why, I've
got to wait for him to find it out"
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
HUSBAND RESCUED
DESPAIRING WIFE

| had gotten so weak could not stand,
and | gave up in despair.
AT last, my husband got me bottle of
Cardui, the woman's tonic, and | COM
menced taking it. From the very first
dose, ! could tell it was helping me. /
can now walk two miles without its
firing me, and am doing all my work."
If you are all run down from womanly
troubles, don't give up in despair. Try
Cardui, the woman's tonic. Ithas helped
more than million women, in its so
years OF continuous success, and should
surely help you, too. Your druggist has
sold Cardni for years. He knows what
it will do. Ask him. He will recon-
mend it. Begin taking Cardui today.
Write to-: Chattanooga Medicine Co.. Ladies'
Advisory Dept. Chattanooga. Tenn. for Special
Instructions on your case and 64-page book Home
Treatment for Women" sent in plain wrapper. 10
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21

Daily Thought.
Who hears music feels his solitude
Deopled at once.-Robert Browning.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Imp. Joe III

Pure Bred Shetland Stallion.
Imp. Joe III, sorrel and white, reg
istered at Port Huron, August %,
1905, No. vol. IA, page 3. Sire Jim,
No. 292; dam Banbsy, No. 1410. A
sure foal getter.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Ailing Skin

Eczema, Psoriasis, Dandruff, Pin
pies, skin troubles of any kind-WASH
THEM AWAY with
ID. d. Prescription for Eczema
This mild wash will bring you in
stant relief from that awful itch
Prove it with a soc bottle. We guar
antee the regular $1.00 size bottle ID
end your distress and begin your cure
or your money back. Odd. Soap
helps, too; ask US.
Chas. E. Butler & Co., Paris, Ky.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21

The celebrated James E. Clay Jack,
will make the season at Murphy's
Yards. Tom Mack is the best breeder
of mules that ever stood in the county.
$12 TO INSURE LIVING COLT
$50 JENNET
NJ. j. MURPHY.
Paris, Ky.
The Bourbon news., 1913-03-21
Tom Mack

10 TO INSURE A LIVING COLT
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24
FOREST FIRE
On Severn Through Alleged Careless Of
Two Hunters

Forest FIRE last evening it is
alleged, through the earlessness of
two hunters. caused destruction and
devastation to land owned by diss
Julia Blankenburg, on Dildick Greek.
North Severn.
Only for the prompt arrival of the
West Annapolis firemen were houses
nearby saved from being destroyed.
The fire swept over ten acres Of
land Sunday evening and destroyed
valuable forest trees. The neighbors,
as we'll as Miss Blsnkenburg, feel
greatly indebted to the West Annapo-
lis Volunteer Fire Department, snd
are pleased to know that such efficient
help is close at hand, and that the
firemen of West Annapolis, with
thorough knowledge of the method OF
fire-fighting as they displayed yester-
day are in easy reach when their
neighbors need their help.
The fire ladies are to be congrat-
ulated on their good work. The
identity of the two careless hunters
alleged to be responsible for the fire,
is at present unknown, but diligent
search is being made to place the
blame where it belongs.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24
GOV. JOHNS0N'S GRAVE.
Believed That His Resting-plaee Has
Been Located In Frederick.

After some years of uncertainty il
is thought that the grave of Thomas
johnson, the first Governor Of Mary
land, has been located. he was bur-
led in All Saints Episcopal grave
yard, at Friedrich, Md, and his grave
has remained unmarked.
Through the assistance of the older
residents Of the city and from rela-
tives IL has been learned that he was
buried in a vault in the extreme
southeastern section OF the cemetery.
The remains Of those buried in this
graveyard are now being removed
to Mount 0livet Cemetery, and the
graves OF the johnson family will be
the last to be disturbed.
Those in charge of the work say
that when the johnson vault is open
ed they believe there will be no diff
Guilty in ascertaining the remains OF
Governor Johnson, who nominated
his personal friend, George Washing
ton, for commandments Of the
Continental Army.
There is a movement on foot in
Frederick, If the remains are found,
20 erect over them q suitable marker
TO the memory cf Governor johnson.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24
the Little Children

little hearts all flut
all Claus they
wondering Clans going bring them anything for
Christmas
Remember YOU were kid yourself you
thoughts you how much Santa au
in wheel and be kid
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24

Mrs. A. NJ. D. Mccormick is giving
8 tea this afternoon at her residence
in the Naval Academy.
Lieut.. and Mrs. Ross will spend
Thanksgiving at Norfolk.
Miss Edith Gardiner, teacher at the
Reistertown Seminary, spent the
we extend with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Lewis Gardiner, Duke of Glou-
cester street.
Mrs. Gilmore. wife of Ensign Gill
more, u. S. NJ, has returned from a
visit TO Washington.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nj. L. Weller, Of
Washington, who have been spending
several days at M rita Lodge, "
Arundel on-the Bay, returned home
yesterday.
Mrs. VIM. r. Minnick is visiting
Mrs. Howard f. Schaeffer, at her
home Sunnyside, I" South River Neck
Mrs. William E. Parker is visiting
friends in Dorhan, Ala.
Mrs. Chase. who has been spending
some weeks at Asheville. N, c., has
returned home.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24
''The Cost Of Living Going Up"
$40 West Street

Commenting upon the fining OF q
confessed murderer SIS, Mr.. George
L. Mencken, in the Baltimore
Evening Sun, says:
Annapolis dispatch to the estim.
able Sunpsper;
Robert Early pleaded guilty Of
manslaughter today ami Judge Bra
shears fined him SIS. The fine was
paid and Early was discharged.
This, however, is not the record.
On at least two occasions, here in
Baltimore, gentlemen convicted of
killing other gentlemen have been
fined ten cents. The cost of living
is now going up.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24
SOCIETY NOTES.
Happenings Ia Local Social World.

Happenings In Local Social N0FId.
Mrs. Silas W. Terry, widow of
Admiral Terry, U. S. NJ, who has
been spending few days here. has
been joined by her daughter, Nine.
Philippe Campenerio, of Italy, and
her small son. dime. Campenerio,
who was before her marriage Miss
Eleanor Terry, will spend few days
here before taking up her residence
in Washington for the winter.
Former Governor and Mrs. Edwin
Warfeld, who have been spending
some time with their son-in-law and
daughter, Count and Countess Ledo-
ehowski, sailed from Cherbourg yes
terday for New York, and will arrive
in Baltimore about December /.
Lieut.. Newton Lord Nichols, u.
S. NJ, and Mrs. Nichols were among
those who witnessed the Yale -Har-
ward game on Saturday, dining after
wards at the Touraine.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24
VOTES AT BENESCH'S.

Miss Alma Lee Still in The Lead.
For the most popular young lacy to
draw for the piano and be awarded the
mahogany desk at Benesch's. Votes
naef r. Nom tnday are as follows.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24

Marriage licenses issued from the
Clerks Office include the following:
Bolaski -Merson-G George Bolsski,
2s: BERTHE Merson, 16; both of Ad-
miral, this county. Applicant
George Bolsski.
-Brazil-Albert SchneIl,
SIS Annie Brazil, 81; both of Curtis
Bay, this county. Applicant-Albert
Schnell.
vogel-Kilgore-John Vogel, Is,
divorced; Mary A. Kilgore, 80; both
of Baltimore city. Applicant-John
Vogel.
Wells-Gott Ulysses G. Wells,
as, widower; Cora A. Colt, Sc; both
of West Annapolis. Applicsnt-W.
W. Nichols.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24
BsboD's Guild To Hold Sale.

On WEDNESDAY, December 10, from
2:30 to 6 o'clock, the Bishops Gould
will hold q handkerchief and apron
sale at the residence of Mrs. Douw,
president Il the Bishops Guild, at
s'Leuwardsn, Murray Hill. The
articles on sale viii be useful for
Christmas presents and prices win
be marked down at cost.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-11-24
ST. JOHNS ALUMNI MEET.
Hold Banquet in New YOrk-Dr. Fell
Present.

The New York branch of the Alumni
Association Of st. Johns College, and
the alumni of the University of
Maryland, living in New York, held
their annual banquet Thursday at the
New York Yacht Club, that city.
About sixty members were present.
A cordial rece ption was given Pro-
vost Thomas Fell Speeches were
made by Herbert Noble, James A..
Fechtig, DIR. T. e. Satterthwaite,
Rev. b. u. Chambers and Capt. ]. B..
Douglas. Elon S. Hobbs was toast
master.
The following officers were APP
pointed for 1913 and 1914: President,
Herbert Noble; vice-president, Elon
S. Hobbs; secretary, Alfred Houston.