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The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25
PARK THEATRE
ssThe Beauty Parade

Following closely along the lines of
the more recent musical comedy sue
cesses 1.-The Beauty Parade comes to
the Park, Oct. 80, 81 and Nov. L. By
reason of it sbrightness, tunefulness
and cleanliness, this attraction makes
special claim, to recognition from bur-
Iesque theatre goers. The plot of the
average entertainment of this type is
never presumed to amount to very
much, and up to a certain point in
that respect, 1.-THE Beauty Parade
does not differ from the rest. How
ever while comedy and pretty must
cal numbers are given first and most
important consideration, there is new
ertheIess, a tbook''4sof a certain de-
gree of consistency and which is ad-
hered to as closely as possible.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25

An American motoring through a
small Scotch town was pulled up for
excessive speed.
Didn't you see that notice, Dead
slow P - inquired the policeman.
course, / did, returned the Yankee,
''but I thought it referred to your
b1oom1n' town.''-London Answers.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25
WindictiNe.

Ethel-Yes, I know Billy is very
Wild, but I'm going to marry him to re-
form him. Kate-I told that boy
dreadful punishment would overtake
him.-New Haven Register.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25
He Got On,

MiIlyuns-When L married your
mother was earning $40 week Two
years later 1 bought out my employer.
Daughter-And put in a cash regis
ter!-Town Topics.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25
Came,

Mother-Now, children, 1 want you
to kiss Miss Lemon goodby. Elder
Brother-Come on, Billy, be a sport.
It'll be over in a second.-Ldfe.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25
Man. Petty Man.

Knicker-There's plenty of room at
che top Bocker-Yes, but your wife
lets you have only the bottom bureau
drawer.-New York Sun
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25
Faith. Hope and charity.

GLOW did that ne'er do well manage
to Iive?''
'Tn hope that If he inspired enough
faith he might live on charity. BAL
tfmore American.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25
So She Did.

"Jack proposed to me while turning
the music for me at the piano"
stAh, 1 seei You played right into
his hands"
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25

No matter what you want
try the Farmer Want Col
umn.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25

OF all work producing results, nine
tenths must be drudgery. - Bishop
Philpotts.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1913-10-25
sBroadway Jones.

AS the direct result Of George NJ.
Cohan's announced intention to retire
from the active end of the show game,
that actor-manager has had to in
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THE DAILY LEADER

BY LESLIE G. NlsLAcK.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
Belden Post No. 50, g. A. r.

At the regular meeting of
Belden Post No. So, dept. of la
G. A. R. Sunday Dec. ID, the
following officers were elected
for the ensuing year, Comman-
der, j. D. Brown; S. V. Conn
mander, G. P. Smiley; j. V.
Commander, A. F. Smith;
Quartermaster, z. West; Surg
con, F. Blunt; Chaplin, VIM.
Fisher; Officer of the day, A. p
Seigfried; Patriotic Instructor,
j. R. Mclaughlin, Officer of the
guard, j. L. Pennington; Sergt.
Major, j. R. Mccullough; 0. M.
Sergt., Moses Smith; Delegate
to State encampment, j. L. Ca
ley; Alternate to State eneamp-
ment, VIM. Fisher; Trustees, +
L. Davis, w. A. Smith, j. D.
Brown.
]. D. Brown, Com.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
Constipation Poisons You

If you are constipated, your
entire system is poisoned by
the waste matter kept in the
body-serious results often fol-
low. Use DR.. Kings New Life
Pills and you will soon get rid
of constipation, headache and
other troubles. 25c at drug
gists by mail H. E. Bucklen &
Co. Phila. & st. Louis.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

In the case of Biarnes vs..
the City Of Missouri Valley,
the supreme court holds that
the judgement of the court be-
low was right and that plaintiff
is not entitled to damages.
Mrs. G W. Hardy returned
to her home in Mondamin this
morning after a few days visit
with her daughter, Mrs. VIM.
LaMay.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
Fred Williams has opened

Fred Williams has opened a
fountain pen and cutlery coun.
ter in the Myers-D Dillon drug
drug store in Omaha where he
will ne pleased to see all of his
friends until after the holi-
days.
Donald Graham went to Ames
this morning for a few days
visit with friends.
-------------------
Some miscrearts broke into
one Of the buildings at the fair
grounds last week and stole
the large bell used in the jud-
ges stand. Sheriff Rock IS now
working on the case and hopes
to make some arrests in a short
time.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

W. 7. Deneen of Chicago has
taken special officer Stewards
place and has charge of all the
Northwestern special police in
this territory. He will make
Omaha his headquarters.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
Died Suddenly

D G. Gaver died suddenly
this afternoon at the age of 76,
with heart failure. He has
been living at the home of his
daughter, Mrs. John Cox, and
was found lying unconscious in
the back yard late this after
noon. He was taken into the
house but died in a short time
without regaining conscious
ness. Funeral announcement
and obituary later.
Two express cars of toys
went through here yesterday
on the way to an orphans home
in Oregon. They are the gift
of Thos. w. Lawson of New
York.
Mrs. Sims left today for St.
Paul where she will spend the
holidays with relatives and
friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
Cured Of Liver Complaint

81 was suffering with liver
complaint says Iva Smith Of
Point Blank, Texas, land decid-
ed to try a 25c box of Cham
berlain's Tablets, and am happy
to say that | am completely
cured and can recommend them
to every one. For sale by all
dealers. d31
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

w. H. Sudduth informed US
today that starting next Sun
day the express office would be
open all day Sunday and until
1000 p. m, for those who wish
to send Xmas packages.
Christmas day the office will be
open all day and deliveries will
also be made during tn: entire
day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Mrs. H. H. Thurber is home
from Council Bluffs where she
has been with her daughter,
Mrs. r. E. Day who has been
quite sick.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
Jack Whitmer was an Oma.
ha passenger this morning.

A0 Po0oOnSS1 SulS AAsoA AAo6s
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Lisle re-
turned to their home in CIarin-
da today. after a few days visit
here with relatives and friends.
Mrs. Cuddabeck is in Omaha
today.
Mrs. R C. Lahman and Miss
Lucille Lahman are in Omaha
taking in the sights in all the
toy shops
Mrs. A B. Martin returned
to her home in Omaha after q
few days visit with home folks.
Mrs. j. H. Cox was an Oma-
ha passenger today.
Miss Susie Ferguson was the
guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. w. d.
Cody. She is on her way 10
Colorado to spend the holidays.
Mr.. and Mrs. Moore are in
Omaha today.
Mrs. Geo. Ebaugh accompan-
led her husband on his run to
Lincoln today.
Coughs That Prevent Sleep
These coughs are wearing
and if they chang, can run
one down physically and lower
the vital resistance to disease.
Mr.. Bob Ferguson, 319 Pine St.
Green Bay, Wise, writes: q
was greatly troubled with q bad
cough that kept me awake
nights. Two small bottles Of
Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound completely cured me.
For sale by al dealers. d31
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
Group and Cough Remedy

Group is a terrible disease, it
attacks children so suddenly
they are very apt to choke I'M
less given the proper remedy
at once. There is nothing bet
ter in the world than DR.. Kings
New Discovery. Lewis Cham
berlain, of Manchester, Ohio,
writes about his children:
Sometimes in severe attacks
we were afraid they would die,
but since we proved what q
certain remedy DR.. Kings New
Discovery is, we have no fear.
We rely on it for Group, coughs
and colds" So can you. soc
and ST 90. A bottle should be
in every home. At all drug
gists.
H. E. Bucklen & Co., Phila.,
st. Louis. d25
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

John O'Brien is exceedingly
happy today, all on account of
the fact that he received a
check for $50 for catching q
deserter from the Army here
the first of the week. A check
for fifty just before Christmas
would make most any of us
smile considerably.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Mrs. C. E. and Mrs. w. N.
Burbank, are visiting in Omaha
today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
The Man Who
Neglects Himself

When his condition points to
kidney trouble takes an uny.is Use
risk. Backache, pain and sore
ness over the kidneys, nervous
or dizzy spells. poor sleep, are
symptoms that will disappear
with the regular Foley Kidney
Pills. They put the kidneys
and bladder in a clean, strong
and healthy condition. For
sale by all dealers. DPS
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
How to Bankrupt the Doctors

A prominent New York ply
stefan says, eff it were not for
the thin soled shoes worn by
women the doctors would prob
ably be bankrupt" When you
contract a cold do not wait for
it to develop into pneumonia
but treat it at once. Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is intend
ed especially for coughs and
colds, and has won wide rep
utation by its cures of these
diseases. 1t is most effe ctual
and is pleasant and safe to take.
For sale by all dealers. DBL
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
Fits His Case Exac thy

when father was sick about
six years ago he read an adver.
,i~tment Of Chamberlain's Tab
let's 10 the papers that fit his
case exactly" wri3 es Miss Mar.
garet Campbell of Fl. Smith,
Ark Gle purchased a box of
them and he has not been sick
stree. My sister had stomach
trouble and was also benefited
by them. For sale by all deal
ers. DBL
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Miss Stella Turner arrived
from South Dakota last evening
and will spend the holidays
with relatives and friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Valley Chapter No. 26. o p.
S. at their regular meeting last
night elected the folio. ing
officers: Mrs. Ella Barrett, w.
NJ M. Bramon. w. p; Miss
~ liza Richardson, A NJ; Mrs.
Ed Bradley, Con Miss Nora
Burgoyne, A. c.; Miss Luella
Sudduth, Sec; Mrs. F. w. N.Y.
ers, Treas.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. E. Robinson
are in Omaha today.
Rev. Cross and family are
now nicely located in the Pres
byterian parsonage in Woodbine
The schools closed this even
ing for the holiday vacation OF
two weeks.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

The joint boards in session in
Council Bluffs yesterday receiv
ed the new plans of The North
western for draining the swamp
just sou.h of the depot. AS
planned now, the ditch will run
from the swamp southeast to
the Seaton ditch, entering near
the ice houses. 1t will touch
the Tamisiea, Rhodaheck and
Harsen's lands, and will great
5ly assist in draining them.
This has met with the approval
of all concerned and will prob
ably be started early in the
spring, The blue prints Of the
proposed ditch also contained
some other things of interest to
this city. On the blue prints,
the present shops were drawn
as we're also the new store
house, oil houses, machine shops
erecting shops, etc. These are
all on display in Stout and
Schulmeister's Office.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

DR.. Bowen and Roy Mason
went to Omaha this afternoon
and will drive home the Doctors
new Buick roadster.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Mrs C. II. Bell arrived from
Huron S. D., last evening ard
will spend the holidays here
with her sister, Mrs. F. Heath.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
California Woman
Seriously Alarmed


"a short time ago l contract
ed q severe cold which settled
on my lungs and caused me a
great deal of annoyance. |
would have bad coughing spells
and my lungs were so sore and
inflamed l began to be serious
~ alarmed. A friend recon-
mended Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, saying she had used it
for years. / bought a bottle
and it relieved my cough the
first night, and in a week was
rid of the cold and soreness of
my lungs" writes Mirie Gerber
Sawtelle, Cal. For sale by all
dealers. d3l
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Mr.. and Mrs. G. B. Moore are
in Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

We passed the window of
Pixies Variety Shop this after
noon and saw on display q good
share of the ton and q half of
candy which he received last
week. The window is very
artisticaIly decorated and fully
speaks Christmas cheer. The
background Of Missouri Valley
pennants is very effective but
the best part is the many
pounds Of candy on display.
To look is to buy as the sight is
most alluring.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
HALT JONES DITCH PLANS
Protest That Method of AS
sessment is Wrong In
wolves investigation.

SeSSinent is wrong In.
wolves investigation.
The Inauguration of the Jones
ditch district in Harrison coun-
ty has been temporarily halted
by the protest on the part of
interested parties to the effect
that the manner of assessment
is wrong, the makers of the
protest contending that it is a
rev ditch and not repair work
IN q district previously estab-
.ished.
The Harrison and Pottawat-
tamie county boards, in session
here yesterday, delayed action
IN the matter because of the
protest until an investigation
If the legal points involved can
be made. The ditch is one re-
Gently established in Harrison
county, and will furnish an out
let, If completed, into the old
Boyer river channel.
One claim for damage in con-
nection with the Fensler ditch
vas filed, and the board there
upon determined to appoint APP
oraisers and fix q new date for
hearing protests. The claim
aggregates $500. The board
did not fix the date at yester-
days session.
A number Of other matters,
including the Valley subdistrict
were up for consideration dur
ing the days session. Nonpareil
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Miss Marie Tamisiea is ex-
pected home from Dubuque
this evening, to spend the holt
days with home folks.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

B. T. Roeder and bride Of
Hastings, Neb., are here for a
few days the guests of Mrs.
Becker. The bridegroom is the
father of e. H. Roeder.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

]. j. Owen is in Blair today
on business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
Young Women: Number
Surprising

The number of young women
who suffer with weak back,
dizzy and nervous spells, dull
headache and WEAKNESS is sur
prising. Kidney and bladder
ills cause these troubles, but if
Foley Kidney Pills are taken as
directed relief follows promptly
and the ills disappear. Contain
no habit forming drugs. For
Sale by all dealers. DBL
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

The Moose lodge has leased
Browns hall and will remodel
it for lodge and club rooms.
Their lease begins Feb. LIST.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
The Metcalf Multiplane

having opened Offices at 1O7
Fifth st, are now prepared to
push the construction of the
factory. A representative of
the Times was Informed by the
Asst. Secy Langley, that the
multipiane will be here in a few
days, and the people of Mo.
Valley and vicinity will soon
witness the flight of the ma
chine at the fair grounds.
M. c. Burbank is reported
somewhat better TODAY.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Chas. O'Connor left this af-
ternoon for Seattle, where he
expects to spend the winter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25
DR.. Hobson's Ointment
Heals Itchy Eczema

The constantly itching, burn
ing sensation and other disa-
greeable forms of eczema, tet-
ter, salt rheum and skin erup-
tions promptly cured by DR..
Hobson's Eczema Ointment.
Geo. w. Fitch, of Mendoza, ILL.,,
says: 81 purchased a box of
Dr.. Hobson's Eczema Ointment.
Have had Eczema ever since
the civil war, have been treat
ed by many doctors, none have
given the benefit that one box
Of Hobson's Eczema Ointment
has, Every sufferer should
try it. We're so positive it
will help you we guarantee it
or money refunded. At all
druggists or by mail, Soc.
Pfeiffer Chemical Co., Phila-
delphia & st. Louis. ms
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Harold Culavin returned
from Broken Bow, last evening
He expects to go out on his
claim in q short time.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Geo. Logan's goods are being
shipped to Clinton today where
they will make their future
home.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

The Perkins green house has
been completed and they have
1000 square feet of good rich
soil under glass. They expect
to market their first lettuce
and radishes next week. A
green house here ought to be a
good investment.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-12-25

Miss Carrie Tenant is clerk
ing at the Henry Peterson
store during the holiday rush.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-10
INSURANCE AGAINST TWINS.
Gid Bits,)

OF all the varied assurances in the
world of business without doubt
Iloyds. possess the most curious. They
insure everything.
Thousands Of people insure them
selves against the risk Of having to
undergo an operation for appendicitis.
Young ladies insure themselves
against the appointments Of spin
isterhood, and there are anxious ia
theirs insured in the event Of their
spouses presenting them with twins.
They. will insure the throne of a
king or the benefit of a music hall
clown ny to- any amount for which
he is willing to pay.
Again. owing to many estate own
ers being timorous on account OF
earthquakes. Lloyds do quite a com
Portable business in insuring against
damage caused by violent shocks. In
North Wales an estate was insured
against this risk for 100. 600 pounds.
Paderewski insures his right arm
for 1000 pounds, and Kubelik his
for a much larger sum. while singers
insure their voices.
Authors take out policies in respect
Of the success of their books, play
wrights in respect Of their plays.
composers their songs. and artists the
acceptance of their pictures by salon
or academy.
.. There is practically no limit to the
Imagination Of Loyds. Not many
months ago an undertaken in London
eve inquired what price they would
relieve him Of any liability for shocks
caused to private individuals by his
collins being taken to the wrong house
at night.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-10
DULUTH|ANS WAIT
FOR LOCAL HIGH
Hard Weeks Work at Zenith
City Preparing for Grand
Forks Contest.

Duluth. Mimi, Oct. 10.-Central's
game with the Grand Forks high
school on Saturday is expected to
prove the hardest contest that the
hilltop athletes have faced during the
present season.
Grand Forks has, according to the
report received by Coach Schilling
from the faculty manager of the
flickertail outfit. practically the same
team that last season % the in
tercollegiastic championship Of North
Dakota. with the addition of a strong
or line than h eleven of 1912.
the visitors are coming loaded for
Dear. Somehow and in some manner
Inc Grand Forks boys have the bunch
that they will be able to defeat ,he
Duluth team.
Some Hard Practice.
During the present week the Cen
tral candidates have been put through
ton Of the hard battle with he
Grand Forks team.
stin and somewhat bruised from
the game with Eau Claire, the bows
Cid only. gymnasium work Monday.
After a hmbering up process signals
were run off n then the boys wound
up the Afternoon by doing some run
ming on the track.
Tuesday afternoon was spent in
tackling the dummy, working on the
buckign board machine and learning
some new formation plays that may
De sprung for the first time this sea-
In the game of SATURDAY..
Yesterday afternoon the boys got
down to normal practice. There were
two.teams II and the practice work.
out was the best of the season. For
something v Q an houd the boys
were -layed up and down the field.
Today. signals and practice in forma-
tion plays will complete the prepara-
ton for the Flickertails.
virginia comes a week from next
Saturday. After the game with the
range team will be the contest with
st. Paul Central at st. Paul. This
will be played on October "a and on
the day following the members of the
team will witness the game between
the university and Iowa.
On the first Of November will come
the game with Superior Central. This
Is the big event of the season for both
Of the teams and the game that is
eagerly looked forward to. This sea-
son it will be played at Hislop park
n is expecte' to prove one of the
most exciting in the long list of an
nual gridiron engagements between
the two teams.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-10-10
In Our School Room

dident suppose there was anything
really suspicious about 1t, but as it
Was such a beautiful .pome and so
short, suppose. Torp,' Willie, Hen and
Elk. all stood up together and recited
it together in chorus forty. times,
which they done. :.
Warming!
|. MT. Blinky Hammond, our dearly
beloved janitor, announces he is go
ing to fry the furnace next Monday,
and If anybody takes the occasion
when it smokes a little to yell fire,
and scare the kindergarten half. out
OF its wits. like somebody has done
for the past three years, there will
be trouble. Phillip Wigglesworth was
out Of the room when Blinky made
the announcement, and may be per-
sua,ied to give the usual alarm on
Monday.
Steve Hardy is going to the dentist
to have a tooth pulled after school.
His friends will gather at the fence
and go with him to hear him yell, as
Steve says he amt going to take gas
or ,nuthtng. A YER pleasant occa-
sion is expected.
After Miss Palmer and Andy Ander.
son had their interview in the Dress
Ing today. Andy accidentally
dropped n Of those eggs he has
adopted. in front of the desk, which
accounted for the extra recess we got,
thereby making Q new record for the