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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-06-27
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i 49, V0OOV $50.
TIE achievement 0e q so0oeeo0 ~ .
doegy0Qa. above III ~ Z bishop. -
tee 6an1sD1s OF years beeu al tat
was necsssasy TO obtain recogniton Ter
such Z remedy from . bstisving public.
Bishop 0erkeley set aii Britain 70
drinking tar water. Supposedly hav-
ing received benefit from the use OF tac
water when Ill Ut the collie, ~ publish
cd q WORT on '"rhe Virtues Of Tar Wa
ter" on which he said he had BESTOWED
nor pains than on any OF his produc-
lions, and q few months before hts
death be published his last work. Fur
Their Thoughts on Tar Water" That
was in 1853. That tar water had not
passed out Of favor In rural England
In the time OF Charles Dickens u made
evident In a iaughabie incident In
Great Expectations" where Ftp. by q
substitution OF tar water In q bottle OF
wine. gives Uncle I'umblechOOk. corn
chandler and scotsman. opportunity to
take q long swig Of Bishop Rerke!ey's
cure-ail. much to that eminent seeds
mans establishment and dtaguxt-Palt
Mali Gazette. -~>uanawrrrA
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A Matter Of Tact.

Mr.. Brown was In q bad temper.
and. az Mrs. Brown knew. there was
only n way Of curing Ito rouse
him thoroughly for when miserable
himself be always accused other peO-
pie Of being miserable. he did OF this
occasion.
"Jane," he grumped at last. "you're
a. dull AZ an old owl! Sulking. I sup
pose, because l refused to buy you
that new hat"
NO." sighed his wife: II wasn't
thinking about It. "A a matter OF fact,
I've been turning out some old letters.
and-oh. it's nothing Of importance.
only a ct Of the blues"
What lettersY'
Love letters"
"Some l wrote to you. I supposer'
mo-" said his wife calmly. some I
received before I'd met you. It's Of
10 Observation-Disclosures at all. How -
your cold Exchange.
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Monkey. and raite.

Not being an authority on monkeys.
q visitor to the menagerie acc0sted Z
keeper to ask why practically all the
prfmates therein have short tails In
stead Of the long ones that are always
conceded to simians. regardless Of
the fact whether they are entitled to
them or not do you cut Oh oil the
tails1'' asked the visitor. what forr'
replied the keeper. "Well. It seems to
ne they are all locked" rejotned the
Uninitiated one. THE difference u
this" said the attendant. The South
American monkeys have tails. and
those from the eastern hemispheeo
havsnrt any. You q search mo wy
It IL. bat I guess the other fellows ooe
tired Of them."-New York Tribune.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-06-27

One OF Oscar Hammerstetn's scene
painters came to him at the Hamm y.
stein London Opera House n day
when Hammerstein was In the midst
Of his difficulties aud said:
'Qh, Mr.. Hammerstein, ! have j., IT
painted q beautiful scene. Z most ex-
Quisite scene!"
what II ttf" demanded Hammee.
stein.
1t u q sylvan della most charm
tng landscape!"
'Bah!" shouted Hammerstein. "What
10 | want With . sylvan deiI7 Paint
me 4 banker! Paint me Z bankerg'-
Philadelphia Saturday Evening Post
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Feat In Shorthand.

Although Henri Blowftx was Paris
correspondent Of the London Times for
thirty years. he eve learned to write
English. This gap In his requirements
led to the performance OF q remarkable
shorthand feat on the part Of J. Il. A.
ger. q Of his colleagues. Every day
Blowitx used to dictate his article In
French. and Nj. Alger would take It
down In shorthand In English. How
many are there. even among those per-
fectly equipped In both languages. ca
pable Of such q performance 2-Londou
Spectator.
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Notice Of Hearing Application ia
Sell Intoxicating Liquors
at Retail

Notice is hereby given that Z. D. Fairchild has
fled in my office az duplicating to sell i~ntoxica-
ton liquors ct retail At the building situated ON
Lots 9 to IL, Block 5, First Ward, or the city OF
Milbank. county of Grant, and state OF South
Dakota, and that the said application will be
heard by the City Council of the said city on the
twenty-seventh day of June. A. D.. 1918. st eight
O'Clock p. m , at the City Council chambers, At
which time any person or persons may appear
before said Council or corporate authorities
and give reason why such license should not be-
received or permit granted to sell Intoxicating
liquors at retail.
Dated at Milbank. So. Dakota. June 4th, 1919.
NJ. &. NILES,
City Auditor.
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60 of Him,

$50 poor Old johnson has failed? Too
bad: He promised me something yes
terday. but now In hts trouble | won't
bold him to It."
that's very generous OF you. What
was it,"
His daughters hand In MARRIAGE
Boston Transcript.
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on Needle Point.

Indirectly Pasteur solved the famous
medieval problem, "How many angels
can stand on the point Of a needle r
Sir ". Crookes said that altering the
word angels" to devils" be had
found that Of one Of the deadliest dis
. that had ever scourged mankind
500 OF the maleficent microbes-verita-
BILE devils-could. without overcrowd-
ing. find place on the point OF the an
est needle.
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Notice Of Hearing Application Il
Sell intoxicating Liquors
At Retail

Notice 10 hereby given that Louis avn Asch.
VIM. Van Oderon and q. G. Rix, has fled In my
once an application to sell intoxicating liqaore
1t retail at the building situated on Lot &, Block
3, Third Ward, OF the city Of Milbank, county Of
Grant, and state Of South Oakota. and thst the
said application will be hserd ~ t6e CITY Com.
81 OF re eaid city o. TIE ss9t1reevset ~ e
City Couaotl eho0beeS, s vhto6 tfne eny ~.
60 OF peseeae - eeoeaf eeeoso 80 Oo1pla
e scslcssss eseee.itass - ~ epeess ~
paQ14ee - - to6p1ea0na 10Y 1oA
oAes-sA cie9 1Saliee.
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tu0aOe O0cer - WoGu0oD ~
lspnn1ng - 20 ashofe and sont ~ ~
ataeaaant. 4 newly recruited negro ~.
gam" said the o61cer. give ~
compliments to the executive omcer
and tell him | desire permission to -
ashoro"-which II the Formally.
Eyes, suh." said the boy. who stood
at attention and did not leave.
"Well." said ths officer sharply. why,
don't you got"
"Why, SUM-" replied the boy, II amt
heerd no compliments yitw-Saturday;
Evening Post.
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All Ne Said.

Of1cer-How Is this, Murphy? Ser
geant complains that you called him
names. Private Murphy-Plaze. sur.
| never called him Ony names at all.
All said was. Sergeant" says /,
some Of us ought to be in a menag-
erie."-London Tit-Bits.
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Not Worthless.

Patience-Why. her husband is alb
solutely worthless. Patrice-Oh, you
shouldn't say that! You know 1t has
been proved that a man weighing $50
pounds contains enough grease to
make seyenty-ive candles and a pound
u soap.-Yonkers Statesman.
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Clever Woman.

She-Don't you think a woman IL
clever enough to do any work that q
man can? He-She's smarter than
that. Why. she's clever enough to
rake the man do the work and give
her the benefit OF it-London Tele-
graph.
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His Favorite Paper

what Is your favorite illustrated
paper?" asked the cheerful idiot.
'The ten dollar bill." replied the
boob.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
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4 Real Hero.

From boyhood every man YEAR, IN
bis heart the image Of his ideal wo-
man. Then hs marries the substitute.
eats her burnt biscuits and says moth
lne.erlortda Times Onion.
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Rightly Occupied.

When men are rightly occupied their
amusement grows out OF their work.
~ the color petals out OF q fruitful
0Ower.-JOhn Kusktn.
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Banks WON'T Cash 4.

The saying II that Thine II money"
but the !asy chaps can't ct To bankD
- toccanise Il - sucA.-Atiant O0ar
s1tuuoe.
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Notice Of hearing Applications {,
Sell Iat0xicating LiQnors
at Retail

Notice 10 hereby given that Frank nsheean
has dled in my o0cs On application 70 ell intox.
icsttng liquors Ct retail Ct the building situstod
on ut 9, Block s, First Ward. Of the city OF MI.
bank, county Of GRANT, and state Of South %.
kota. and that the said application will Be heard
~ the City Cou neil Of the said city on the twea.
p. N. ct the City Council chambers, g which
time any person or persons may oppeor hofore
said Council or corporate authorttieo and Rive
reason why such license should not 10 received
or permit granted to cell Intoxicating liquors Ct
retail.
Dated at Nilbsnk, So. Oak. June 4th, 1918.
Il, G.. Nuns,
City Auditor,
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prom the Heart ~ opolee.
The lnveot0e-TAat macAlno cao =
~ woek e toa -. vnttee-Ieo
Wolgi NJ wtfe sn0ht T. tavo ooFslo1
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The things that are put Oh until TO-
morrow are usually finished twenty@
four hOurU late. -t)ptrOit Free Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-06-27

Ma, where do the trees put their
green dresses when winter comesy"
Tn their trunks, my deac."-Balt-
moro American.
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In the Days Of
theOldFronher

when the Indians kept
the cavalry on the jump.
a stage journey over
the plains was taking
an even chance with
death.
But Major Mel ION
AIDS daughter Molly,
coming out from the
East to Fort Devere.
thought the trip rather
good fun until a band
Of Comanches closed in
on the coach.
If it hadn't been for
Sergeant Brick" Hamlin
exc Confederate officer
and an Indian fighter I'M
der Custer - brave little
Molly would never have
but read the new story
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08

TRDM the abundance Of thin and
Eagze like lingerie and knitted
undorEarments offered for winter
wear, the saying Of somebody's grand
mother that pride keeps folks warm
nowadays expresses the opinions Of
many others, save those who claim to
know the delights Of the latest way of
dressing. Protection from cold is had
with warm coats and furs. rather than
from heavy and warm Undertaking
Fashions decree from the slender fig
ure has brought about many new styles
Of uadergarments which take the place
Of lingerie to a great extent. Knitted
silk undershirts, boomers and combina-
ton garments are general. approved
class of underwear The silk varieties
woven ike glove, are the favorites
even though they 2rc expensive in the
best qualities. Rloomers take the place
Of muslin drawers TO a great degree
for street and for evening wear. They
are made with an elastic in the belt
and In the legs AT the knee, where there
is a little fullne2s.
A fair grade combination garment in
silk may be bought for ST. which is
about the rr.,e Of separate boomers.
Pink underwear has been a fad for
some little tlm.. but II is taken in pref
oreuce to white because the latter in
silk IS likely 10 turn yellow when laun-
dored.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08
Christmas GIFTS
For Fifty Cents

TR!MMIEGS in Futurist colorings
and touches Of hand embroidery
worked In the queer color COM
binatious Of the new art idea are the
snartcst decorations Of gowns and
blouses just now.
one who would like to make an mex
pcnsive Christmas gift. out of the or
binary. can e'ubrajder yard or two Of
silk or ve.vet ribbon that would when
finished represent several dollars. Two
admirable designs for this purpose IRE
shown; and may hc made up inside ~
0fty cents including 10 cents, which Is
the price Of either pattern. No, 1861
is a border 2l5 inches wide. and 3
yards long in the pattern for stamp
Ing It has been worked on old blue
ribbon with orange. blue of lighter
shade. purple and green. No. 1904 is
two inches wide. on black velvet rib
bon worked with blue. rose. copper and
green it will make G very smart band
for a black velvet hat. AS a decorative
neck trimming il could be finished with
Il silk tassel on either end.
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pear as the trimming They are Of red
and green composition. like celluloid,
and are a kind of button which lends
an unmistakable up-to-date appearance
to daytime dresses and suits. Bone
buttons serve a similar purpose on the
best French models. Pattern No. S05t is
a very simple one for the home seam
stress to use in reproducing the plaid
gown. Corduroy or yelveteen would be
equally suitable for a dressier gown,
while serge may be chosen for the ex-
tremely practical everyday one
Plaid In combination dresses is an
other feature Of the winter models.
One Of many now ways Of using it ap-
pears in the model pictured on the left.
This morning dress is made of pepper
and salt wool epouge, which is suff-
ciently warm for very cold weather, but
light in weight and graceful in its
hanging. The plaid low cut vest. sec
tions on revers and sleeve bands are
of black and white plaid silk cut on the
bias, a tuck is effective for the bot
tom trimming Of the skirt. The chem
isette is one of the dainty accesso-
ries referred to earlier In this article.
Pattern No. So5S suggests a way
of remodelling a gown as well as for
making a new one.
Two tone velvets and velours are
among the most beautiful materials this
season for dressy outdoor costumes.
The costume on the right, No. 1919, is
developed IN navy blue and tan ribbed
velour, with trimming of broadcloth
to match. Here is splendid example
Of the low style of drapery, alike on
both sides of the front. where It meets
front panel The banding or cloth
extends to the foot on the right side
and forms a sash knotted far down in
| the middle back The sleeve of the
peasant bodice is full and falls longer
unsefneath than on top of the arm
Undersleeves anc a guimpe of batistC
are worn with the dress. Each of tho
three patterns illustrated on this pag,
may be bought for is cents,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08

w ment can ! get to wear under
this coat" was the query of
customer in the knitted wear depart
ment of a New York shop when the
first snap of cold weather reached the
metropolis this winter. The question
aroused the interest OF a listener who
discovered a most interesting stock of
this kind of utilities.
Loosely knitted Jackets of fine yarn
that add no appreciable bulk are gen
eral favorites for afTording warmth
out of-doors. They come with or with
out sleeves. A new style shows d two
inch closely knitted border of con-
trasted color which Is pretty to look
at. but still more practical. as 1t keeps
the hug me tight Of day in shape
Above Is pictured a new style Of this
winter accessory, made Of soft heecy
wool with ornamental frogs and but
tons that make 1t attractive for in
door wear 1t is a design quickly done
by hand. Both knitted and crocheted
Jackets are popular this season.
OF course there are many fads and
extravagancies in this little belonging
Of the fashionable wardrobe, as in. ev-
erything else OF the up-to- date woman.
One OF the former IS the use Of narrow
fur edging on collar and cuffs OF long
sweaters
SILK sweaters may be regarded as one
Of the extravagancies, but they are
very beautiful and warm without being
bulky. Whether worn for sporting
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08

TT there is no more convenient place
for hanging kitchen towels near
the range or stove, this kind Of a
towel rack win prove practical Have
a metal band or stout wire with loops
four or five inches apart bound around
the water boiler, and through each loop
slip the wood rod from cheap towel
rack, having ball on the end to keep
it in place when the rod stands at right
angles to the boiler. Smaller rods can
be soldered to the band to make a
heater finish, at little extra expense.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08
ecorafed Handbags Of SIX and Leafbe,

VENHERE ara about as many varieties
Of fashionable bags nowadays as
Of a familiar brand OF pickles
No matter how many one may have
another win find It's own use and favor
The envelope shape. as Illustrated is q
popular style this season, both in leath-
er and In silk, MORE velvet or lIuen
Ono can make a most elaborate and
beautiful bag using the design of pat-
tern No. liiis for embroidery on stem
CLING Suede leather win stake" thin
ned oil c3lors that are especially eff
tsotiFe In wood browns and dun green.
Using velvet the stenCiled decoration
would be handsome outlined with dull
gold or silver threads; while solid en-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08
Practical Household Hints

~ ELICIOUS entrees may be made
from left over quantities Of
cooked fish. One of these la
fish in rameliins. Make sauce OF
one cupful Of milk with tablespoon
full ofsfour and two tablespoonfuls OF
butter Add tablespoonful of finely
chopped onions. Mix with the sauce a
cupful of faxed cooked fish, and put
into individual ramelans or a baking
dish Cover with fine breadcrumbB
and a little grated cheese, adding a
few humps of butter. Bake in the oven
and serve hot
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08
Chicken Parties.

Patty cases may be bought in city
bakeries, and will save time and trou-
BILE in preparing this dish. For their
filling cut up cold chicken into cubes,
with sliced canned mushrooms and
teaspoonful OF chopped onions. Make
white sauce. and add the mixture OF
chicken and mushrooms, with season.
ing Of salt. cayenne pepper and few
grains of mace. Serve in heated patty
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08

purposes or for extra warmth under
automobile coats, for which use many
STYLES are made up. they follow the
lines of other sporting Jackets reach
ing below the hips, loose at the waist
and usually having pockets. Scarf
sashes to match accompany one style.
which is knitted of changeable silk In
two tones. The colors are the modlsh
tans, russell browns puppies, deep
blues, grays, greens and yellow with
green. For dainty wear, pink, blue,
rose and white yarns and silks are
fashionable. while for very practical
use for men and women. black and
white mixtures. all gray and gray with
white are taking we'll
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08
Cooks Memory Scales.

Experienced cooks have memorized
the following weights of foods which
may be measured without using scales:
Two level teacupfuls Of graduated
sugar weigh one pound;
Two teacupfuls of soft butter, one
pound;
Butter, the size of an egg. one
ounce;
One pint of liquid, one pound;
One pint of brown sugar, thirteen
ounces;
Ten eggs, one pound;
one pint Of chopped beef, one pound.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08

hroidery is another idea for the useful
linen bag The bag must have a I'm
ing, and be stiffened with thin card
board or canvas.
The flower design shown is 81 by
inches; with a Zap 5h by 3. In the
same set is a cherry blossom spray ~
by az inches, and a peacock design TO
cover a space ~ by 3 inches. The
pattern Is 10 cents.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08

LAID gowns have taken
a strong hold upon the
fashionable world this
winter as the result of
the novel ways the
Ere IN c h couturiers
have devised of COM
bining the latest loom
products of many col
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08
To Bleach Handkerchief.

If napkins or fandkerchiefs cannot
be bleached on the grass they may be
whitened by soaking, after they are
thoroughly washed, in quart Of water
to which two teaspoonfuls of cream of
tartar has been dissolved.
Peroxide of hydrogen diluted in wa
ter win remove .discoloratlons in white
linen or cotton goods.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08
Sour Cream Cookies.

To one cupful of sour cream add one
cupful Of graduated sugar, one beaten
egg. two and one-half cupfuls of -four,
and one level teaspoonful each of coda
and salt, sifted In the -four. Flavor
with vanilla. Drop the dough on well
buttered pans. press down, sprinkle
with sugar. and put half pecan or
walnut meat on each Before putting
into the oven.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-12-08

Nz\C}l a strong hold upon the
!" I. :. !: ]. !. !. !.
~ ANEl fashionable world this
III ANI winter as the result OF
III IN the novel ways the
~ ycg French couturiers
H~MM9l have devised Of COM
IEO~SFSSA6I bining the latest loom
products OF many col
ors. The idea of modelling smart day
frucks on simple straight lines lends
Itself especially well to fabrics which
are attractive in themselves. In other
words, untrimmed dresses are having
special prominence for certain occa-
sions and depending for style upon
their simplicity and the modish access
SORES Of the hour. Morning dresses
have new prominence this season. In
way, they take the place of the erst-
while tailored suit of mannish cut
when worn with the separate coats
that also are emphasized more than f0r
many winters.
French women, by intent or because
the leading modistes have so decrecd,
are wearing clothing of the very femi-
nine types that until recently were
thought Of as belonging to bygone fash
ions. To-day one must have frills in
Vulnerable, the daintiest undersleeyes.
guimpes, vests and rulings which the
market affords. And these. by the way.
are more plentiful and irresistible than
ever. If Won are so fortunate as to
possess heirloons of hand embroidered
muslins and laces. so much the better
when II comes TO setting off the plain
frocks which are leading at the mo-
tnent
Plaid cofron Fabrics
. Anticipated For Spring.
Everybody Is wearing plaids or max
ing an effort TO get at least one plaid
costume, and, judging from the fashion
straws waited thus far in advance of
next springs styles, plaids win be ia
vored then in wash materials.
Three models of the latest Paris or
dering are shown on this page. two Of
which feature plaid materials. No
s051 Is wool ratine in q Scotch tar
tan Of rich, dark colors. It has a win
try look and gives a chic air to the
youthful wearer, who posed with her
hands In her pockets, as fad directs
that the revived pockets shall be used.
Hunters green broadcloth forms a
straight girdle and sash, & turnover
collar with new outline and the pock-
ct faclngs@ The skirt is cut in three
pieces and has slight fullness gathered
Into the belt at the middle back. a
strap Of the plaid material laps across
the lower part of the skirt below tbs
knee and is fastened with button.
You viii notice that large buttons ap.
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SEEN IN THE SHOPS
DANIER shape morocco bags with

HUF'IIE dITIVTB tlIG HIdH@ HtW
styles of handbags.
Outdoor sleeping garments OF chill
dren come IN woolens with angora fin
ish. They have feet, mittens and IA
hood The colors are tan and gray.
Plated frills for the neck come in 2M
inch widths with a heading of fur at
$3.50 per yard Skunk and imitation
ermine Is used Molene. sheareti white
coney and sealine are three imitation
furs used for landings and separate
collar and Gun sets.