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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-08-20

The worst cases, no matter Of hos long standing
are cured by the wonderful, old reliable DR.
Porter's AntiseDfic Healing OIL. n relieves
Pain and Heals a the same time. &c. soc. s. o
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-08-20
Paw Knows Everything

Willie-i'aw. what Is the smoke
nuisance
Paw-The fellow who is alwaYs
borrowing matches, my son.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-11-23

In starting the descent I rolled
up the chains and placed my feet
solidly against the cannon ball. |
took in the situation, the wind
currents holding the ball stationary
while | did so. Then | started
down.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02

Occasion When the Humorist Posed a.
General Sherman.

Albert Bigelow Paine In Harper's
tells of the time when Mark Twain on
his way to West Point to deliver an
address found himself in the same
train with General Sherman. who had
been attending a dinner in Hartford.
"a pleasant incident followed. which
Clemens himself used to relate. Gen
eral Sherman attended the banquet and
Secretary of War Robert Lincoln
Next morning Clemens and Twichell
were leaving for West Point. where
they were to address the military stu
dents. guests on the same special train
on which Lincoln and Sherman had
their private car. This car was at the
end of the train, and when the two
passengers reached the station Sher-
man and Lincoln were out on the rear
platform addressing the multitude.
Clemens and Twichell went in and,
taking seats, waited for them.
las the speakers finished the train
started, but they still remained out
side. bowling and waving to the assem-
bled citizens. SO that it was under good
Roadway before they came in. Sher-
man came up to Clemens. who sat
smoking unconcernedly.
"'Well.' he said, who told you you
could go in this carr
"'Nobody,' said Clemens.
"'Do you expect to pay extra fareY
asked Sherman.
"'No, said Clemens; 4 don't expect
to pay any fare
".Oh. you don't! Then you'll work
your way
SHERMAN took off his coat and mill
tary hat and made Clemens put them
on.
NOW said he, whenever the train
stops you get out on the platform and
represent me and make speech
ut was not long before the train
stopped. and Clemens, according to or
ders. stepped out on the rear platform
and bowed to the crowd. There was
cheer at the sight Of his military uni
form. Then the cheer waned. became
murmur of uncertainty, followed by
an undertone of discussion. Presently
somebody said:
Say. that amt Sherman; that's
Mark Twain which brought another
cheer.
Then Sherman had to come out, too,
and the result was that both spoke
They kept this up at the different sta
tons, and sometimes Robert Lincoln
came out with them. and when there
was time all three spoke, much to the
satisfaction of their audiences"
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
Keeping Peace at Home.

How do they do 1.-THE couples who
win the Dunmow flitches by going a
whole year without a quarrel? Tact
undoubtedly plays part One recalls
the simple system of Sussex couple
to keep peace at home When the wife
came in a little ruffled she flung her
shawl over her left shoulder. and the
husband knew that silence was golden.
II he came home with hat cooked for,
ward the wife knew that something
was wrong. and she likewise lay low,
It's the simplest tact that keeps the
peace at home, where you may never
be at loss for the quarrel you look
for.-London Chronicle.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
Beauty Five Centuries Ago.

They have dug up an old beauty
book in Italy. published 500 years ago,
which laid down the following rules of
the game:
ITO be beautiful" says the work,
1.-The women must have the following
Three white things-skin, hands and
teeth. Three black things-eyes. eye
lashes and eyebrows. Three pink
things-lips. gums and nails. Three
long things-life. hands and hair
Three short things-teeth, ears and
tongue. Three wide things-forehead
shoulders and intelligence. Three mar
row things-waist. mouth and ankle
Three delicate things-fngers. lips and
mind. Three round things-arm. leg
and dowry."
Things haven't changed SO much in
i've centuries. have they? Or let us
say. that woman's beauty is immortal
and mmutable.-Albany Times-Union
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
The Democracy Of Death.

In the democracy Of the dead all
men at last are equal. There is nei-
Their rank nor standing nor preroga-
tive In the republic o. the grave. At
this fatal threshold the philosopher
ceases to be wise. and the song of the
poet is silent Dives relinquishes his
millions and Lazarus his rags. The
poor man Is as rich as the richest, and
the rich man is as poor as the pauper.
The creditor loses his usury. and the
debtor is acquitted OF his obligation
There the proud man surrenders his
dignities, the politician his honors, the
wording his pleasures. The invalid
needs no physician. and the laborer
rests from unrequited toll. Here at
last is natures final degree in equity.
The wrongs of time are redressed, in
justice is expiated. the irony of fate
is refuted. the unequal distribution of
wealth. honor, capacity, pleasure and
opportunity which makes life so cruel
and inexplicable ceases in the realm
of death The strongest there has no
supremacy. and the weakest needs NO
defense. The mightiest captain sue
cumbs to that invincible adversary
who disarms alike the victor and the
vanQuished John j. Ingalls,.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
A ThouohtfuI Erepch Wife.

Weary of life. a farmer went out to
his barn and hanged himself. little
later his wife, entering the barn to
feed some animals, saw her husband
swinging from the rafters. Arguing
that if, as it was natural to think. her
husband intended to commit suicide he
would be exasperated by the frustra-
ton Of his intention, she left the body
as it was and went on with the work
of the farm Several hours later in
the evening. when her daughter came
back from the fields, the woman told
her what had happened Mother and
daughter deliberated for some time as
to what ought to be done and finally
decided to inform the mayor When
that official came in haste and cut
down the body life had been extinct
for several hours London Telegraph.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
A Bird Performer.

Canaries and other tame birds are
sometimes taught to perform tricks.
but 1t always has been regarded almost
an impossibility to train a wild bird
Andrew Hume, the famous Scotch bird
lover trained one of the widest OF
Scotch birds to perform all sorts Of
remarkable tricks-to jump and keep
time with the skipping rope, to per-
form on the slack and tight rope climb
an upright rope, stand on top of run
ming carriage, draw cards out Of a
box. mount a ladder and ring bell,
go round a wheeling stair step by
step and fly to its owners head when
called upon.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
lnqratitude.

When Lord B. died person met an
old man who was one of his most in
innate friends He was pale, confused,
awe stricken Every one was trying
to console him. but in vain.
His loss" he exclaimed. does not
affect me so much as his horrible in
gratitude. Would you believe it? He
died without leaving me anything in
his WILL, who have dined with him
at his own house three times week
for thirty yearsw-Life.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02

week taking in the sights and
sampling city life in various ways.
They planned to stop over in
Lewiston to take New Years din
ner with Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Lee.
The Leap Year dance given by
the Women of Woodcraft, Idaho
Circle, No. 100 on New Years Eve
was enjoyed by a nice crowd
The hall was prettily decorated in
evergreen and the circle colors
A four piece orchestra furnished
excellent music which added
greatly to the success of the dance
w. A. Shatzer drove up the
first of the week from his home
at White Bird. He says he never
had such a time with the wind
since he has been in this country
as he has experienced in the past
week. Over five tons of hay have
been blown off of his big stacks
and scattered in the gulch be-
low.
Joe B. Wade and Jack Turn
er, of this place., mixed with the
Lewiston sportsmen' last week in
big shoot, and got into the
money several times. That matter
of getting into the money is be-
coming a fixed habit with the
Grangevillians along pretty much
all lines.
w. S. Clark, for many years
resident of the Clearwater sec.
ton, left for Lewiston yesterday
with his family where they will
reside for an indefinite period
Mr.. Clark's health has not beer
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02

very good for some time and on
the advice of a physician he is
going to rest up for a while. -
Kooskia Mountaineer.
Those two we'll known comic
opera comedians, Messrs. Wood
ward and Moseley come to the
[. o. o. F. opera house, Monday,
January 13, supported by a strong
cast and an excellent chorus, they
have been meeting with great sue
cess and guarantee to render a
delightful performance of the
"Beggar Prince"
L. M. Harris and family assem-
bled at the Rembrandt Studio on
| last Thursday and following a
custom which they have practiced
every five years since marriage,
had family group picture taken.
Harold being home from Boise,
and Sue and Basil being at
home, all three of the boys were
included in the picture.
The case of Dunlap ard Cock
ran, charged with the theft of
coat from a ranger cabin in the
Tahoe section, came up in Judge
Smiths court yesterday and a
jury brought in a verdict of not
guilty after a brief elaboration.
Prosecutor Griffith and Deputy
Sheriff Quinlan were here in con-
nection with the case, and brought
Attorney Gilmore with them so as
to have plenty of good legal talent
They made the trip in horse
less carriage, and Tim steered the
long cared boys in front. -Koos-
kia Mountaineer.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
Sad Case.

Son-I came across a very sad case
this morning. father. I pitied the man
with all my heart Father-What was
It, my son? am pleased to know you
show SO much sympathy for the poor.
Son-There was a deaf and dumb man
begging in the High street who had an
impeachment in his speech. Father
(crossly)-Impossible Do not expect
me to believe such nonsense. Son-It is
the truth. father-he had finger or.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02

Insurance Geo. M. Reed
Money to loan on real estate. F.
H. Meader.
Good Singer sewing machines
tor $4,000. 0. 7. Lingo.
Miss Jessie Coram and brother
Ed. are home from the u. Of /.
spending the holidays.
Call at Graham s store and see
the bed room set to be given away
by the Electric Laundry Co. 1t
is sure swell.
FOR RENT-A light, sunshiny
front room close in; modern con-
veniences, with stove in room.
Call at Globe office.
DR.. and Mrs. G. S. Stockton
and son Andrew are spending the
holidays at Shoshone, with their
daughter Mrs. Sadie McFall and
husband.
W. j. Jordan the popular rail-
road man, was in the city last
Friday from his home in Lewis
ton in the interest of the Northern
Pacific company.
DR.. Stockton has returned from
his visit with Mrs. John .McFall,
at Shoshone, Mrs. Stockton and
son Andrew remaining for a more
lengthy visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Petit
were up from Sites last week
visiting with their old Grange
vile friends and neighbors. Mr..
Petit is now engaged in business
at the Clearwater town, and is
doing well.
Rev. Taylor of Spirit Lake,
will hold services at Holy Trinity
Episcopal Church, Grangeville,
Idaho, on Sunday morning and
evening, January 5, 1913. A cor
dial invitation is extended to all
Holy communion at III a. m.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Hall, re-
turned to Charleston Tuesday
after spending a week visiting
with relatives and many old-time
friends. The Judge is one of the
old Grangeville pioneers who
weathered the storms of the early
days and knows just how the
thing was done in these parts in
those days.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. M. Harris left
Wednesday morning for Spokane
where they will spend the next
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
MARIE ANTOINETTE.
Two Dramatic and Contrasting Epi
sodes In Her Life.

Two Dramatic and Contrasting Epi
sodes In Her Life.
Thistelton Dyer. in his Royalty In
All Ages" describes two dramatic
and tragically contrasted episodes in
the life of Marie Antoinette the lovely
and ill fated queen of France. Once.
In the days of her greatest popularity.
when she went to the opera of "lphi
genia," when Achilles came to the line
LET us sing and celebrate the queen,
he turned toward the radiant young
sovereign and sang two additional i'm
promptu lines of charming compliment.
This graceful and unexpected homage
so delighted the audience that "all was
shouting and clapping of hands. and
what never happened at the opera be
fore - the chorus was encored and
there were cries of Long live the
Queenv at which expression of feeling
her majesty was SO affected that she
! shed tears"
On the next occasion. when Marie
Antoinette's sun of popular favor had
set and she was nearing the tragic
close Of her life. one of the actresses in
Unforeseen Events bowed to her as
she sang the words, "Ah. how | love
my mistressr' In a moment all was in
uproar. and the theater was full of
hoarse. angry cries of mo mistress.
No master! Liberty and mo master.
No queen!" and it was some minutes
before the tumult quieted down and it
was possible to proceed with the play
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
at Suits to a r."

The clause 1T suits to T." mean
ing 1t fits exactly. Is as old as the
rule $50 called from its resemblance to
the letter t.. used by mechanics and
craftsmen for making angles true and
for obtaining perpendiculars. The ex-
preston was In common use in the
time Of DR.. johnson. who is quoted by
Boswell as saying Of Wharburton
You see they'd have fitted him to
q T."
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
The Mind.

Little Elois-- What is the mind, e.
mer? Little Elmer-The mind is some
thing that turns round and round in
y01r head and makes up stories.-Chi-
cago News
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
Just the Same.

do you act toward your wife as you
did before you married herr?
Exactly. remember just how I
used to act when | first fell in love
with her. I used to hang over the fence
In front Of her house and gaze at her
shadow on the curtain. afraid to go in.
And I act just the same way now when
I get home late"
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
In Boston.

mo doubt she's very charming In her
way, but I can't remember when I've
seen a person of pretensions 80 lacking
In culture"
Dear me, what has she doneT
"Why. she persistently and invari-
ably neglects to sound the d In iced
tea cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
Good and Evil,

Accustom yourself to submit on
every occasion to a small present evil
to obtain a greater distant good. This
will give decision, tone and energy to
the mind. which thus disciplined will
often reap victory from defeat and
honor from repulse.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
Not So Very Unexpected.

ada. dearest Ada. will you be
miner
lob, Charles, this is so unexpected!
You must give me little time"
"How long, darling?"
"Oh, will just call mamma. She is
waiting in the next ROOM Fliegende
Batter.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
Ratribution,

"Oh. George. who opened the canary's
eager
II did. You told me little bird was
whispering to you when | was
naughty. so knew 1t must be him, as
there was no other little bird about. so
opened the cage and the cats eaten
|. him.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
Too Modest.

Mrs. Jinks-Bingor says their baby
is the smartest In the United States
Jinks- Why doesn't he claim the Eu-
ropean rights toe? p Outlook.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
Why She Couldn't.

mo. didn't have a very good time.
she said. 81 wanted to talk, and there
wasn't a man there"
But there were plenty Of other
girls"
"Oh, Of course. but that was no sal
isfactlon. for they all wanted to talk
too"
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
COCKERELS FOR SALE.

A number Of fancy pure bred
Barred Rock cockerels for sale.
Call or phone Pacific States, Far
mers 1877. W. O. SMITH. If
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02
RiohtIv Named.

Hewitt-Why do You call this your
grill room? Jewitt--This Is where my
wife corners me when | get In late at
night-New York Globe.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1913-01-02

NJ Anxiety does not empty tomorrow Of
WITS sorrow; 1t empties today of its
strength. -Maclaren
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14
BIG CROWD
EXPECTED
AT FIGHT

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
LOS ANGELES, March IA
Although tomorrow's glove mat
inee at Vernon presents as head
liners one boy who was knocked
cold on his only other appearance
here, and another who has yet to
reach the upper flight among the
lightweights, the advance sale of
seats for the meeting of Knock
out Brown and Bud Anderson
was reported today to be in ex-
cess of $500. This argues in
terest in the bout and a capacity
house is predicted.
Anderson remains a strong 10
to 8 favorite, with several bets
registered at 10 to z. This in
spite of the announcement that
Dumb Dan" Morgan, Browns
manager, is due from New York
and report has it that he is bring
ing a gripful of money to wager
on the New YORK Dutchman.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14
JOE'S BALL
PARK SHOWS
CHANGES

An old fan coming into the
Tiger lot now, incomplete though
1t is. would be forced to rub his
eyes and look about the second
time. Under the McGinnity re-
gime things have certainly chang
ed.
Remember the old rightfield
bieaehers They are disconsolate-
ly tucked away in one corner of
the grounds. Automobiles will
occupy most of the space where
they used to be-
And the grandstand has chang
ed nightly. Dozens and dozens
of chairs inanimately await the
opening gong over on the right
side, while on the left hand, doz-
ems more are being placed. 1t
looks. thought, as if the best seats
in the grandstand will be arrow of
boxes that take up the right hand
side ~
Even the players benches are
different, being partially sunken
in the ground. after the style of
the big leagues.
1t will not be long before the
work on the grounds Is COMPLETE.
The wire netting that covers the
front of the grandstand is half
put up, and the infield is being
fixed into shape.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14
SHORT SPORT NEWS

Joe Richmond is anxious to get
a match with Joe Hill. Richmond
will not weigh over ITO, and Hill
will weight fully ten pounds more
SO this match would not be very
even as to weight.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14
FANS JOURNEY TO SEATTLE.

Tacoma mitt fans will journey
to Seattle in large numbers to-
night to witness the Danny
O'Brien-Ernie Barrieau contest at
Dreamland rink. This bout
should be one of the best that
has ever been staged in Seattle
and is attracting any amount of
attention.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14
WILLIE AFTER PACKEY

CHICAGO, March 14.-Light-
weight Champion Willie Richie,
who is here today, is to risk his
crown July 4 on the Pacific coast.
He Will try to force Packey Nc
Farland into the ring on that
date. but failing in this will meet
anyone the highest bidder Sc
lects.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14
ID Il | RI x
II A e / T
RELIABLE HOME TREAT
MENT

Thousands of wives, mothers
and sisters are enthusiastic In
their praise of ORRINE, because
it has cured their loved ones of
the Drink Habit" and thereby
brought happiness to their homes.
Can be given secretly. ORRINE
costs only $1.00 per box. Ask
for Free Booklet.
Owl Drug Co. of Tacoma, 904
c st. and 18th and Pacific av.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

Parkland Lutheran academy
will have practically the Same
team this spring as last. They
won the championship last year
and are practieing hard to repeat
this year,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

Harry Bishop, who meets Hen
ry Kreiger in Seattle tonight, will
ask for another chance at Danny
O'Brien, IL he wins. 1T will win
tonight, and / will win the next
time ! meet o'Brien," stated Har-
ry this morning.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

Our idea of nothing at all:
Writing baseball news at this
time of year.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

BARRIERS A. O. baseball team
meets the Olympic club in the
stadium Sunday afternoon.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

Polly Grimm, former U. of w.
football star. will meet Carl Nell
son in a wrestling match at Cen
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14
WELLS TO HAVE
A GOOD CHANCE
(By United Press Leased Wire. !

Nby Uniteu FfesS Leased Wire.
NEW YORK, March IA =
Whether Bombardier Wells, the
highly touted champion heavy
weight of England, is a conner or
has-been will be proven tonight
when he tackles Gunboat Smith
OF California In a 10 round bout
here.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

Seat sale tomorrow for Gypsy
Love-" Tacoma theater, Sunday
and Monday. Advertisement. +"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

1t Is always quietest before the
storm. We haven't heard a chal-
lenge in fully two hours. Where
are all the fighters?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

Utah senate passed Is round
boxing bill without one dissenting
vote
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

Col. Andy Mulligsn is muchly
depressed man today. The house
smothered the Hewitt boxing bill
and now we will have to put up
with the amateur stuff.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14
MORNING
BLOSSOMS

Patterson, New Jersey, paper
gives Herbert Harris, a recruit
outfielder signed by Joe McGin-
nifty, a nice little boost, stating
that he is regular speed mar
vel. Back there they call him
"Sport" Harris.
Aha! At lawst! At lawst!
No, Myrtella, this is not drah-
ma. IT'S merely to show that we
have heard from Lii Arthur Sta
ollie, Tiger holdout. He wired Joe
McGinnity yesterday as to when
and where he should report Joe
says he had better sign a con-
tract before he reports anywhere.
Peter Morse says he has
gotten into fine shape laying
bricks. IL he plays for Spo-
kane like he did for the Til
gers, he'll be busy catching
'em this summer.
Chief Cadreau, the handsome
Indian pitcher with Joe Cohn last
year, is going to make an awful
attempt to stick with the Frisco
team this year.
Joe McGinnity Is getting into
shape himself by the WELD of the
hammer and the rasp of the saw.
Our idea of nothing at all:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

Joe McGinnity Is getting into
shape himself by the WELD of the
hammer and the rasp of the saw.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-03-14

tralia March rs. Grimm agrees
to throw Nelson twice in an hour.