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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
The Newspaper Man.

The newspaper man and singer of me-
ter,
Should be sound sleeper and vigorous
eater,
Add the learning of Paul to the fevor
of Peter,
Give all the news to every reader.
Of farms and alarms,
Of Zephyrs and heifers,
Of card parties and hard parties,
Describe houses as bowers of greenery
and flowers,
And work on one item for hours and
hours.
Know the whole range of history, from
Wilson to Priam,
Know the news of all lands from
New Brunswick to Siam,
Work like dredge at dollar per diem
Love all lovely objects with no cash to
buy'em,
Such as roses and poses,
And mountains aud fountains,
And pictures and fixtures,
And gorgeous pavilions tor Laura,s and
Llllian's,
And a large bank account way up In
the millions
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
State University News.
(By G. B. Wilson,

Prof. T. R. Bryan, head of the ex-
tension department of the Kentucky
Experiment Station, has just returned
from Washington where he has been
for the past week comforting with
authorities there in regard to adding
new men to the extension force.
Probably at least seven new men will
be added to help in the work of the
Kentucky farmers.
State girls, basket ball team won
over the Louisville High School girls
on the latters floor Friday night. The
game was hard fought throughout
States girls won only by score of 20
to 10. This puts State in good posi-
tion, by winning the first game, for
the state championship.
Director of athletics Coach E. r.
Sweetland has resigned that position
and the resignation has been accepted
by Pres. H. S. Barker. Coach Sweet
land will perhaps go to Purdue Univer-
sity as football coach or to Columbus
Ohio, to take position on the Hart
man Stock Farm. He is now employ
ed in defending T. F. Butler who has
confessed his guilt in the burning of
Prof. Anderson's office on the night of
October 80, 1912. 1t is with the great
est friendship, love and admiration
that the faculty and student body see
Coach Sweetland leave. Every one
feels that he has lost true friend, not
only football coach but an instructor,
adviser and friend to all, a moral man
who stood behind every movement that
tended to uplift the morality of State
University. We only trust that he
will gain in his new position, wherever
that may be, as many friends as he left
here.
Prof. T. w. Shannon, the greatest
lecturer on the American platform,
will lecture to the student body, facul-
ty and visitors in chapel Tuesday morn
ing on Heredity. On this tour Prof.
Shannon has lectured to thirty Southern
Colleges. Between now and June he
will travel over six thousand miles
lecturing to eighty-three colleges and
sometimes lecturing three or -four
times a day. An arrangement has
been made for Prof. Shannon to de-
liver series of lectures that are OF
] vital Importance to both sexes.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24

AS Executor Oh w. L. AHlOH, ueSedo-
ed. | will on
TUESDAY, FEB. 18th.
at his late residence near Bryantsville,
sell to the highest bidder all of the
personal property consisting of the
following
l harness mare; 2 yearling heifers;
2 short horn milk cows; farm wagon,
nearly new; buggy; phaeton; cut
ting harrow; A-harrow; 3 sets buggy
harness; set wagon harness, pillow
gear, hay frame; 100 barrels of corn,
in crib; lot of baled hay and oat straw
some miscellaneous farming utensils;
several stands of bees and household
and kitchen furniture. All sums of SIC
and under, cash in hand; over that sum,
a credit of six months with note with
approved security bearing six per cent
interest from date of sale.
At the same time and place will Of
fer for sale, the farm consisting of
210 acres well improved and in a high
state of cultivation. This farm will
be offered on liberal terms as to pay
ments, which will be made known on
day of sale.
]. A. ANON, Executor.
w. T. King, Auctioneer.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
BUENA VISTA

Mr.. V. S. Evans remains quite i'll.
Miss Myrtle Ruble was in Lancaster
Saturday.
Miss Nettie Ison is visiting relatives
at M cCreary.
Several from here attended court at
Danville Monday.
John L. Christopher of LIE xington
was here last week.
Mrs. Will Scott was a shopper in
Harrodsburg Tuesday.
Mr.. Will Scott lost a valuable calf
from acute indigestion.
Howard and Hugh Askins of Missouri
have been visiting relatives.
Miss Florence Christopher of Burgin
was a pleasant visitor here Sunday.
Mr.. Will Naylor has accepted a
position as clerk in T. M. Scott's store.
Mr.. and Mrs. Logan Duncan of
Mercer spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs.
W. H. Duncan.
Mr.. T. M. Scott and family were
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. D. S. Lane in
Nicholasville Sunday.
Dame Rumor speaks of several
weddings soon, 1913 is doing we'll so far,
having succeeded Leap Year.
Miss Sophronia Fox who is teaching
at Polly's Bend was called home Friday
by the death of her cousin Mr.. Logan
Smith.
Much interest is being taken in this
part of Garrard in the movement for a
Consolidated School which we hope to
have by next term.
Rev. Cooley of Nicholasville pastor
at Browns chapel filled his appointment
Sunday morning but was unable to
conduct the evening services on account
of the illness of his son.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
LOyd.

Mr.. Daniel Ray and family visited
Mrs. Eliza Ray Sunday.
Mrs. Bell Snyder visited her brother
Mr.. Maurice Long Sunday.
Mr.. Less Harder of Danville, spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. James San
ders
Mr.. Hubert Carter spent Saturday
and Sunday with his cousin Malcum
Teater.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Sanders spent
Thursday with Mr.. and Mrs. Mead
Teater.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dave Long and family
visited Mr.. and Mrs. Maurice Long
Sunday.
Little Miss Martha Marie Teater the
bright little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Mead Teater is very sick.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
500 REWARD

Will be paid to any person having
any kind of pain or ache, if Shipp'i
Quick-Relief Liniment fails to give
instant relief and the purchase price
is not refunded. Try it and see.
ut is the most wonderful remedy for re-
neying pain have ever used."-Capt. An
oerson Berry, Lexington, KY.
Il used this liniment and the pain and
soreness disappeared like magic.'-Jailer
w. T. Ballenger, Lexington, Ky.
ut is the only remedy that has given me
any relief since was paralyzed four years
ago."-Mrs. Susan Welborn, Newburg. Ind
For relieving aches and pains this ini.
ment beats anything ever saw. H
Letton, Lexington, KY.
"This Imminent gave almost instant relief
and has completely cured me of rheuma-
tism."-S. B. Ewalt, Paris, KY.
If it Fails to Relieve Any Pain in
Any Part of The Body in Fifteen
Minutes, Ask For Your Money Back.
Soc At All Druggists or
Bourbon Remedy Co., Lexington, Ky.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
Commissioners
Sale of Land.
GARRARD CIRCUIT COURT.
lime Carter, Plaintiff.

Pauline Carter, Plaintiff.
VS.
David M. Carter, etal., Defendants.
Pursuant to judgment rendered here
in at the November Term 1912, the
undersigned Commissioner will sell at
public auction before the Court House
door in Lancaster, KY, at II O'Clock
A. M. or whereabouts on
MONDAY. JANUARY 9th, 1913.
it being the first day of the Garrard
County Court term, the real estate
mentioned in the pleadings and describ-
ed as follows, to w.t.
\ Said land is located in Garrard County,
Ky, and was purchased by J. B. Carter
Prom Charley Halcomb and his wife
Lena Halcomb and Sam Eaton and his
wife Jennie Eaton, and is bounded on
the north by the lands of d. L. Gabbard,
on the West by the lands of said
Gabbard, on the South by the lands of
F. M. Carriers heirs and Isaiah Metcalf
and on the East by the Halcomb land,
and containing nine acres more or less
and is known as the oil well tract.
The purpose of the sale is to sell the
land which is jointly held and owned by
the parties and divide the proceeds
between the parties entitled to receive
the same.
TERMS
The sale will be made on a credit of
six months and the purchaser will be
required to execute bond with approved
security for the purchase price due in
six months bearing six per centinterest
per annum from date until paid having
the force and effect of judgment upon
which execution may issue, payable to
w. H. Brown, Master Commissioner of
the Garrard Circuit Court and a lien
will be reserved upon the property sold
until all the purchase money is paid.
w. H. BROWN,
Master Commissioner of the Garrard
Circuit Court.
L. L. Walker, Atty.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
"You never miss the water until the

"You never miss the water until the
well goes dry" We have heard this re-
mark, there's nothing in the paper"
still when it is unavoivably detained
one day, we received calls, from all
over the county wanting to know why
they hadn't received their paper. Now
we are here to publish home news first;
the coming in and the going out of our
town, the births, and deaths, the mar
riages, and any thing that happens of
interest. ave ask you to phone US any
thing you want published and if We
don't get it then it's your fault.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
Our Home Town Paper.
(From The Denver POST


When the evenin' shade is fallin' at the
endin' O. the day,
An Teller rests from labor, smokin' at
his pipe O. clay,
There's nothln' does him so much good.
be fortune up or down,
AS the little country paper from his
Old Home Town.
1t faint thing of beauty and its print
amt always clean.
But it straightens out his temper when
a fellows feeling mean.
1t takes the wrinkles off his face an
brushes off the frown,
That little country paper from his
Old Home Town.
1t tells of all the parties an the balls
on Pumpkin Row,
Bout who spent Sunday with his
girl, an how the crops'll grow,
An how it keeps Teller posted bout
who's up an who's down.
That little country paper from his
Old Home Town.
Now, like to read the dailies an the
story papers, too:
An at times the yaller novels an some
other trash-don't you?
But when | want some readin' that'll
brush away frown,
l want the little country paper from my
Old Home Town.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
HOgwallOw News.

Fit Smith is having his shoes remod-
eled, and will occupy them next week.
Ellick Hellwanger is fixing to cele-
brate his wooden wedding next week
with quart of wood alcohol.
lobe Moseley's mule is able to be
around again after being propped
against persimmon tree for several
days.
Slim Pickens has received through
the mail bottle of dandruff cure and
he is taking two spoonfulls after each
meal.
Luke Mathewsla has a good hawg
pen for sale cheap. 1t would make a
good front yard, and Luke may move
his house up behind it.
Cricket Hicks has gone up to Tick
vile to get an almanac, as he is on the
program for lot of original jokes at
Rye Straw Saturday night
Bullets have been falling in Hogwal-
low for the past ten days. They are
thought to be those Raj Barlow fired at
the moon a few nights ago.
Atlas Peck can't see why his left
shoe wears out so much quicker than
his right, when his right one does just
as much walking as his left.
Until times get better and the finan-
cial questions of the nation get settled
the Old Miser on Musket Ridge will
live on two hickorynuts per day.
FletcherHenstep's hogs are being fat
tened and have been turned loose in the
Musket Ridge corn patches. They all
wear lanterns as it is late before they
get in at night.
Poke Easley has been puny this week
with lumbago, and had to be excused
from singing at the Dog Hill church
Sunday, being too weak to carry tune
and lift his voice.
Isaac Hellwanger fell off of a foot
log while watching a panel of fence
float down Gander creek the other
morning. He says it don't pay to get
too interested in one thing.
Yam Sims appeared in public last
week with new pair of pants and
striped necktie. They have made a
wonderful change in his appearance,
and until they were out he will rank
among our best people.
The Dog Hill preacher will be sur
prised by his congregation next Sunday
morning when they give him a Christ
mas present, which they have already
bought. The preacher is greatly sur
prised every time his congregation
gives him anything.
Sim Flinders has brought back with
him from the Calf Ribs neighborhood a
feather bed made of owl feathers.
While coming home with it on his back
the other night it was so soft and
downy he fell to sleep while walking
along the road.
Some miscreant, either through mall
ice or pure cussedness, crept into Hog
wallow night before last while every
body was over to the Wild Onion school
house, turned the post office around
with its hind end toward the front.
lobe Mosely took his jug over to the
sorghum mill early Tuesday morning
of last week after some molasses, and
has not yet returned. No grave fears,
however, are entertained on account
of his protrscted absence, as sorghum
molasses run slow in cold weather.
1 A dawg fight attracted q lot of at
tention and broke up the conversation
at the Hog Ford moonshine still-house
the other day. One of the dawgs be-
longed to Poke Easley and the other to
jefferson Potlocks, and the difficulty
came up over some misunderstanding
between their owners.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
Patiently Green.

Old Hand Ito new ticket seller at
state fair)-"Ever been on the wick
ct before in a crush? New Hand
Nope Old Hand-"Thought not"
New Hand-"Why not?" Old Hand
you give change first, and tickets
afterward" New Hand-"What is the
difference?" Old Hand-"Hundreds Of
dollars, my boy. No one ever passes
In and forgets his tickets"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
MONDAY, JANUARY 9th 1918

MONDAY, JANUARY 9th 1918
it being the first day of the Garrard
County Court term; the real estate
mentioned in the pleadings and describ-
ed as follows, to within Garrard Coun-
ty, Kentucky, on the Buena Vista Turn
pike and bounded as follows;-
Beginning at stake in the
creek thence N SO E 81. II poles
to a stake in said line, thence N
84-3 w 1904 poles to a white oak
formerly, now a stump, near a spring.
thence N 2 poles to stake;- thence w
poles to branch;- thence down the
same with its meanders to the begin
ming, containing II I'll acres. From
this tract of II I'll acres is to be de-
Quoted about one acre being on the
south side of the Bryantsville and Cane
Run Turnpike road, it being all of the
land of the above described tract lying
on the south side of the pike.
The purpose of the sale is to settle
the estate of Sallie Rutlege and divide
the proceeds between the heirs at law,
aid the parties entitled to receive
same.
lEhmO.
The sale will be made on a credit of
six months and the purchaser will be
required to execute bond with approved
security for the purchase price due in
six months bearing six per cent inter-
est per annum from date until paid,
having the force and effect of a Judge
ment upon which execution may issue,
PAYABLE to w. H. Brown, Master Com
missioner of the Garrard Circuit Court
and lien will be reserved upon the
property sold until all purchase money
is paid.
W. H. BROWN.
Master Commissioner of the Garrarc
Circuit Court.
R. H. Tomlinson, Atty.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24

Dovie Graham &c. Defendants.
Pursuant to a judgement rendered
herein at the November Term 1912, the
undersigned Commissioner will sell at
Public auction before the Court House
door in Lancaster, KY, at II O'Clock
A. M. or whereabouts on
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
Commissioners
Sale Of Land.

GARRARD CIRCUIT COURT
William Rutlege Admir-. of Sallie Rut-
lcge &C. Plaintiffs.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24
Public Sale!

As Executor of w. E. Anon, deceas-
ed, will on
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1913-01-24

w. T. King, Auctioneer.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-06

COUNTY BOARD RESOLUTIONS
GIVE HEARST BLACK EYE
Hearst got another black eye in
Chicago yesterday when the County
Board passed resolutions commend
ing President Wilson's peace policy
as to Mexico and condemned the
"vile and cowardly assaults which
are being made upon him by William
Randolph Hearst and his news
papers.
The resolutions, were offered by
President Mccormick and were sup
ported by six Democrats and four
Progressives besides Mccormick
himself
Those who voted to commend the
president and denounce Hearst were:
Anderson, Board, Gard and Mitchell,
ProgressiVes; Kuflewski, .Nowak, Ra-
gan, Fitzgerald, Harris and Mortar
ity, eDmocrats; Mccormick, Repub-
ican. ~
Those who voted no were Bartzen,
Democrat, and Coonley, Progressive.
Maloney, Democrat, didn't vote.
The resolutions follow:
Whereas, The present situation in
Mexico is due to the efforts of
usurper, who secured control of the
Office of president of the republic
through murder, to continue in Office
in violation of the constitution and,
Whereas, President Wilson wisely
refuses to give official recognition to
the illegal occupant of the Office or
to commit this country to the virtual
overthrow of constitutional govern
ment in our sister republic; and,
Whereas, In the very trying and
delicate situation which has arisen
President Wilson has distinguished
himself by his broad and far-sighted
craftsmanship. and his wisdom and
patience, and has commended him
self and his pacific policies to the
people of the. United States; and,
e.,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-06

son. his whole4hearted support in his
efforts to secure for Mexico an honest
government, based on the votes of
its people, with the conspicuous ex-
ception of William Randolph Hearst
and his newspapers; and,
Whereas, Mr. Hearst, who owns
vast estates and has large possess
sions of cattle in Mexico, is seeking
by every resource known to yellow,
sensational, INSCRIPTIONS and ire
sponsible journalism to arouse the
passions of the thOughtless and heed
less in an effort to precipitate war by
attacking, ridiculing, lampooning
and disappearing President Will
son and his humane policy in an eff
fort to force Intervention, which
means war; and,
Whereas, If war should come it
would not be the Hearst dollars, or
mines, or cattle that would go to the
front, but the loyal and patriotic
youth of our nation. Therefore, be it
Resolved, By the board of county
commissioners of Cook county, Hi
nois, the representative body of q
$1,000 residents of this county, that
it commends and indorses the high
stand President Wilson has taken and
his able ecorts to prevent the need
less sacrifice of the lives of American
citizens, and condemns and rebukes
the vile and cowaTdly assaults which
are being made upon him by William
Randolph Hearst and his newspapers.
Resolved, That the clerk of the
board be authorized and directed to
send a copy of this resolution to
President Wilson.
The resolutions were not printed
in today's Examiner and American.
A young lady who was going out
to New Zealand to get married went
to West End dressmaker for her
trnusseaII The drassma Ixer sI1poeSf-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-06

A young lady who was going out
to New Zealand to get married went
to a West End dressmaker for her
trousseau. The dressmaker suggest
ed warm one. The young lady ask
ed why, seeing that the climate Of
New Zealand is a beautifully mild
one. The dressmaker replied: II as
sure you, madam, you are mistaken,
for that is where the frozen meat
comes from"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-08-16
WAS UNABLE TO 1.
STAND THE TRIP.
WiFE Or LAN0El.L VALLEY MAN
Will I'm O,'ElsATED On HERE
INSTEAD Of AT SACRAMENTO,
A. PLANNED

Mrs. A. u. vinson. wife OF tho we'll
known i.anscll Valley stockman. Ia at
tho blackburn hospital this afternoon,
preparing for mn operation for ap-
pendicltis.
Mrs. vinson has been very III nj her
home for some time. ana was thought
to have sufficiently recovered to make
the trip TO Sacramento to undergo
an operation. Friday she started from
her home. and last night stopped at
tho Oregon house. expecting 10 con-
tinuc the trip 10 thu California cap
ltai this evening.
During tho night. however. she be-
came worse, aud DR., T'raax. who has
had charge NJ the care was called To
alleviate her suffering.
This morning shc was no bciter.
and u was decided that tho best thing
to do Tor her was 10 remove hsr to
the Blackburn hospital. aud operate
~ soon ~ possible. A. noon today
she was taken to that Institution by
DR., 1'ruax.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-08-16
Ik IlpIus PLEDGE nllsIANst

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rod man have bera wise. just and ben
lncent. The remarkable progress Of
our Indian brothers toward civiiira-
tion IL proof Of II. and open to all to
lsee.
During the past half century you
have seen the school house take the
place OF the military pos, on your
reservations. Tho administration Of
indian AFFAIRS has been takcn from
the military to the civil arm Of the
government.
Tho education aud Industrial train
Ing the government has given you
have enabled thousands OF Indian
men aud women to take their places
In civilization alongside of their white
nciGhbora, Thousands are living In
substantial farm houses on their own
separate ailotments Of land Hundreds
of others have won places Of promi-
nencc In the profession. aud somc
have worked their way Into the halls
of congress. and Into places of respon-
sibility In our state and national gov
crnmcnts. Thirty thousand Indian
children are enrolled In the govern
ment. state and mission schoo,-.
The Great white Father nov calls
you his "brothcrs.' not his chill
dren." Because you have shown In
your education and In your settled
ways Of life. stsunch. worthy. manly
qualities Of sound character. the ma
ton 10 about to give you distinguished
recognition through the erection Of
monument In honor OF the Indian pco-
pie In the harbor Of New York. The
erection Of that monument will usher
In tho day which Thomas Jefferson J
said he would rejoice 10 see. when
he red men become truly ono people
with US. enjoying all the rights and
privileges We do. and living In peace
Ind plenty" I rejoice 10 forses the
lay.
II gives me pleasure as president Of
hs URitsd States TO send this srest-
nc 70 you. and 10 commend 10 you
he lessons In Industry. patriotisM
Ind devotion to our country. which.
anticipation In this ceremony brings
o you.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-08-16

WARRINGTON. d. g.. Aug. IA
Senators Uiibert N. Hitchcock OF Ne.
braska and James A. o'0orman Of
New York. both strong democrats.
aud the latter an especially strong
adh.rcnt OF the Wilson administra-
iion. have begun nsht ON tho Owen
Glass currency bill. which President
Wilson has said time and again hc
wishes passed q, the extra session.
Senator Owen reported To the prcsi-
dent that forty-two out of nfty-one
democrats are on record Ia his poll ~
fsvorIng tho bili. two. Senators Bank
head OF Alabama aud Clarke Of Ar
kansas. ara undecided about proceed
ins with the currency question At this
time; ave others have stated they
hoped the question could no over TO
the next aesslon ON physical grounds.
and only Senators Hitchcock and
O'Corman are said TO have stated
their unqualified opposition TO legisIs-
lion at this session. Min. republicans
are Aaid % favor legislation at once.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-08-16

and dainty rsfrsshmsnts were served
20 the follo;~ins Eussts; Mrs. II. q.
henson. Mira. A. 4. Campbell. MIRA.
Thcs Hampton. Mrs. Pat. Mrs. A. q,
Lewis, Mrs. Il. NJ. Richardson. Mrs.
Gibson. Mrs. u. !. zumwalt. Mrs. w.
o. smith. Mrs. G. l. Robertson. Mrs.
chas. Martin and Miss Maud Nail.
--o-o-O-
MIR. and Mrs. Charles =. stone and
tho latter's mother. Mrs. skelton. viii
leave Monday for Portland to take up
their residence. An soon ~ the fam
lily is settled In their new home Mr..
stone will return TO klamath Falls,
and will be here on and on during the
greater part OF the year. looking after
his business. The stones have host
Of warm friends who deeply regret
seeing them leave Klamath Falls.