Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-09-20

/ Walter Frear, of course, being on the
mainland, could not be personally de-
posed, but Tor all of that Secretary
/ Mott-Smith, who Is acting for him, Is
ousted. and the captain of the pirates
| put in his place.
Captain Some Talker.
Captain Harrington had prepared
and nnemorized a speech of thanks to
the pirates for their work and their
efforts in making him High Man Of
the government. The speech being
written ont, it is thought best to print
It,. whether or not the pirate skipper
delivered it This is the speech
] Enough of the knife and strife.
1ere's where We turn to peace and
the plcw IKE cur ancestors, well
get peace II we have to fight for IT..
.geIl take the mote from our broth
chs eye and make it Promotion FOR
this beautiful Hawaii
| Thank you pirates, thank you. for
the great homer thus thrust upon me.
What "a happy day for peer Hawaii,
that we should land at this auspic.
ious moment. to teach these pcor be-
nighted people the ways Of peace
ana lead their fectsteYs % pastures'
new where they can feed on chow
that's better than one another, with
an occasional Democratic candidate
| fer the Goyarnorship thrown In.
from our. midshipmite to our bos'n
tight, we'll shcw ,em. we'll show EN-.
Poor Hawaii, with its political canni-
balls. poor Hawaii.
Who put the shoe in sugar? Again
! 7 ask. who put the shoe in sugar?
Aha, All haa. wen show EN-. Well
show them that they can put all the.
shoe they want in sugar, but we viii
be the merry workers to show 'em
how to put the climb in climate. Aye,
twe'H put the climb In climate. Aye,
we ii promote the mote and dollars
VIII jingle in every mans sea chest.
That's pi for the pirates
| Hut to my text What sober
mess these solemn people have made
iof their magnificent surroundings.
What wonder. that they want d Gov
icrnor Is Il strange? 1t is not
strange that they should want a Gov
ernor Who put the Guv in Govern
or? We did. We Will.
They tell us this is the land of
the chicken hearted. That men wilt
when one Swanzy bats his star
beard eye. Men grovel in the dust
when one j. Cooke Frances down the
street, with the Republican commit
tee as a body guard and all Of Wall
street in the middl edistance scout
ing TOR the dollars that fall from the
tauie. We learn that Punehbowl
turns over and the people hide in
fear when enc E. Bishop fixes his
leagle ana kingly eye On the peasant
whose shadow should cross his path
way. And they do say that men fear
to go cut either day or night when
the mandate CT enc Tenney goes
forth that this is no place for the fun
and folly of mankind. They tell us
lat only the Dutch are happy now.
Three cheers for the Dutch, my boys.
Three cheers for the Dutch.
Aye, my boys What an unhappy
people IN the midst cf. the brightest
piece of earth ever Heated in sea
Of pearls. ;
Lneky Day for Hawaii
| And that is not all This sorry and
tdistraught people are in deadly fear
Ecl candidates Democratic candidates,
| Democratic candidates for Office. Ey-.
tery candidate has strained his cut
ting armsto destroy his next best op-
ponent And every citizen is scared
| stiff that lie may be forced into the
LIST of candidates. and the character
assass'ns cut cut his heart to fry On
the griddie CT Jealousy and bitter hat.
| rcd.
Pocr Hawaii. Happy day this. Hap
by day, when we have landed to take
possession Put the can on the can
aidates, forget the shoe in sugar.
/ Go forth a merry band of pirates to
/ put climb in the climate, and make
these fields and these hills and wales
blossom with a happy and prosper.
Gus people, blossom. say, blossom as
tthickly as we have strewn the shores
Iof south sea isles with the dead ones.
Go On, dead ones Pass on.
Let the dead cnes get out. Get ap.
Starboard the helm, turn on the
steam, splice the main brace and go
forward
GcEerncri OF course We'll be the
Governor Well run It. Oh no. Now