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Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1913-05-08
AID

The rank OF aid is the lowest or
entering rank leading 20 the position
OF assistant 20 the superintendent
The Coast and GeOdetic Survey Is
engaged in a great variety OF duties /
and It's operations extend over vast
range OF territory. The aids. IKE the
assistants. are subject 20 assignments
either as chiefs OF party or suooroin-
ate officers on parties engaged IN the
determination OF the magnetic sle-
ntnts. in secondary triahEulaton ana
astrononic determinations for the
, control cf topographic and bydrogra-
nhic surveys. i'm primary trianGuialien
and the corresponding Astronomical
determinations, in topographic survey
ing along the coast. and in hydrogra-
> Dnic SURVEYS in the bays and harOors
and I'm the open sea. The steamers ard
smiling vessels belonging 90 the sur
Vev are commanded by these members
Of the permanent field force. During
the intervals between helc seasons
assistants aud aids are subject 70 as
sicnment TO Office duty IN Washlns-
ton OF In one of the subcEices az san
Francisco or Manila. Nearly al ad
/ ministrative positions in the office al
4 Washington. from that OF chief o.
5 division 10 the highest rank. are open
B % and are now filled by assistants
, me duties of the field officers TAXI
}, .hsm TO all parts Of the United States
r including Porto Rico. Alaska, Hawaii
J. and tie Philippines.
(. The members Of the permanent ieh
n force have. therefore, very VIA
e range OF duties as surveyors engage
IT i'm the highest grades OF surveying, q
70 naVigatOrs ana as scientists, and nav
a rare opportunity Tor extensiv
L. frrf rrr
world
The aid is subject TO assignment
any dCty required Of any other ofhceI
IN OF the permanent field force
ln ln general. The CNgcnclc5 OF II
ay service place the aids so promptly
al resuonsible positions that there is
TO- abundant opportunity for man OF e
IN. ccntional ability 10 become known
ie- Aids are appointed at salary
ice $500 per annum. The next steps
err the line OF promotion are az salari
c.. OF 81 600 and Il.1OO as aid, and tnen
rm 10 assistant az $1,000. and then 4
ward by steps OF 500 each. The B;
now provides for five aids at $500 ?
aunum. eighteen oiOs ~ l,VuJ,
six az s1100; thirty-four assistants
81. 200 90 $500. and thirty assistal
ion at $4,000 10 $4,000.
.
an CURED in the line OF duty are paid
osi- the Government. and in addition 20
10 saIar, an aid or assistant is paid
at allowance fog subsistence 90 cover
de- ordinary living expenses lille on =
nee dut, Durin- this period the all
Ser ance Tor subsistence is from 81
c.. for an officer living en- shlpboard OF
,rm camp In quarters furnished by
Government 10 SZ5O @ day for a 81
cf party living al hotel OF OF
H. quarters furnished by the Cow
ment ON service in tho Phihppi
Gle allo~ance foi subsistence is s
q day under all conditions. even
lion Manila.
for DESK OFFICERS.
va Desk officers are appointed ~ a
reau arv 81 Ss0o per annum for special
OF vire on board The ships 81 the G
rom and Geodetic Survey and on ht
who lraplic parties. They receive
once rinfeflg expenses and actual
Ser-I sistence while traveling ON cd
C.. duty so subsistence is paid
4 q arfe
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1913-05-08

MARKET CONDITIONS.
Live Poultry-Al kinds IN heavy
demand. Eggs-Receipts extremely
heavy. outlook for lower market
Butter, veals. Hides. etc.-In heavy
demand
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1913-05-08

Following are the quotations on ths
.....Alal nay tNcuange.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1913-05-08

Desk officers are appointed ~ SAT
ary li Ss0o per annum for special ser
rfre on board Che ships 81 the Coast
and Geodetic Survey and on hydro
graphfc PARTIES They receive their
r,ntnlln1 expenses and actual sub
sistence while traveling on Official
duty so subsistence IS paid them
while on duty on the vessels. Deck
officers appointed flCm This examine
zion are eligible for transfer 90 the
position az aid. and are usually pro
NOTED iu thar manner
Issued April 30. 1913.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1913-05-08

sANIFD. OLD MACHINERY. Br3ss,
gones. RAGS. Ruhbsr. Iron SOl Ta-
ERN WRECEDyG 4 METAL o.
efrr-onE. Va
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1913-05-08
RUB IT O~T.

rgEREvER ACEE OR PAIN s 10
-stes-stsrnesS and soreness
muscles OF 3ci1-s----oo ~ fr3yss
.~eat Nerve snd Bone k1DinenL. ana
- pain disspQe27ss ne Srea'es
a. round ifrinent S. Use Tor uiA1
And beast ~ thy suner-l W
a Is riEnt nelps sc bottles a
s-rrr1sts. Manufactured BY y
rRAYSFR a. CO. Eichmo1c. Va
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1913-05-08
WANTS
10 sEC8ND RANn sass
hAkrN snd Bsrisp sSted-
40 Write for PriceA
RICHMOND BAG Co. me-
Rfchmend. Va


A. THE LAATSET PARIS FASH
IONS ~ HAIR DRESSING A
riras az hstr On Aanc or a1sce -
,ras-. ComhtnEs made loto switches
PcmpRaours. PUTS, etc sSSlslsS
cion guar2nteed- hl<s1hiS. "a
Sorsh Third 81. RichDoBe, "a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-12-14


he ordered and grub out those aplings the hill
side until | can find the fellow I'm looking for. And
keep EN- at it, I'm not going 20 have hundred men
drawing wages here for minute unless they do some
thin for it. II YOU get that done before get back give
EN- each q tin cup, send EN- down 70 the water edge
and let EN- see if they can empty this ocean. Aftc
which he rudgcd hurricdly away in quest Of the author
Of the City Beautiful.
II had nearly gained halfway up the hil putting and
IL drpping before ne paused 20 rest. Lamcntng his
rotunditv, he sat down boulder to recover hi.
breath ran a shirt sleeve over his wet forehead re-
moved his hat, and looked below to where his little
army was spreading out The ring Of axes as the swarm
Of hborcrs cleared away the scrub timbcrs that en-
croachcd upon the beach came family up TO his
ears.
That ne thought To- himself, is just wasted labor
The suckers that buy land here the that ought
to be payin for that but I'll be hanged I'm goln 10
show the white feather for two hundred day and
that's Just about what that bunch Of sheep hcrdcrs
supposed TO be gcttin!
Something out toward the end Of the wharf attracted
his attention. 1t was the schooner laden with lumber
for the man from Iowa. He cappcd his hat on his head
with IN air Of determination, and scowcd at It, even as
the dcckhands were lowering away q boat 10 bring
stern line 10 the end Of the wharf that he had caused
10 be constructed. He forgot his brcathlcssncss and
4ucclmbcd TO Indignation.
"Thcyrc goin to get their land for nothin they,
he said to himself, with slow grim and then, well,
guess not"
Abruptly he rctraccI his steps down the steep dcclv
ity, and toldlcd fast his short legs would permit
Oh, on the wharf to where the nice men from iowa
were waiting TO begin unloading their cargo
Say he blur'c 10 the nearest, you're the man win"
is gon' TO open lumber, coal and feed yard here, ain
YOU I'm William Burmah Jones, Colonel Hatch
partner
~ ~, , ,,,,, 49,. ,, ;,' p, ,r ,i, l,.r,r,r.r,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
A Fight Against a
Higher Freight
Rate.

edge and mastery msrhang of argument serve
to win Atlanta will keep the lower rate
In the Atlanta Freight Bureau the merchants
facturers of the city have Waterman which
they themselves hardly know how to appreciate the
few ago, increase of tenth of pound in
the freight shoes would have passed unnotoed True
the shoe dealers and makers would have
would have voiced their disgust their friends would
have ended the matter
Nowadays, such advance in rates accepted a cha
eng The Freight Bureau up gage of battle The
reasonabne unressonabenes Of the studied This
Is task Geography topography and may
ter into the situation
At the end arguments are lined mp in powerful brief
and the fight pushed through to hnshusualy victory
Before of intricate freight rate tables looking
all the world like table logahms the average stands
awestcken The railroads had this advantage old
Now the business of the city retain expert like Har
Moore who knows about freight most
railroad The formidable tables c. him They
cant befuddle befog him with figures SO he wns-by
nshng the solid basis which Atlanta arguments
rest
the Atlanta Freight Bureau takes up cudgels against the
railroads it is for good
So we predict that Atlanta will keep the Decent on
shoes just has saved literally milons-in freight
bills in the past few by fighting the railroads with
weapons.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
1.-THE Music of the Rain"
By WINIFRED BLACK

What did he do thsn--the boy
with the brown hair and the
hopeful eyesf l have looked for
his name in vain, In the lists Of
the cattle kings-where did he so
what sort OF man did he make?
He was such a good little fellow
while he was little-and had such
a sweet voice. That's when ne
used to sing The music OF the
rain" and sometimes when it
Numbered little harder than he
thought quite safe, he lifted up
his voice and sang harder than
ever, "On the roof and window
pane" only he called II "woof'
in those days-when he was ex-
cited--I wonder what song he
sings now, to keep his courage UP.
Or is 1t all gone, the courage,
gone with the hope in his eyes
and the trust he carried In his
heart Gone with the beliefs he
had that women were all angels
and most men were heroes, gone
with the first check ne cashed for
an agreeable stranger.
Gne when the chum he loved
threw the blame of some foolish
mistake on him. and skunk away.
Gone with the coming of the first
line In his boyish face. Hear the
music OF the rain, on the roof and
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08

window pane" it tinkIes OH the
roof to-day. the rain, it signs
against the window pane, and the
sturdy little naples that stand
close TO the window bow their
heads and are grateful for the
benediction OF the clouds.
Failing down. falling DOWN
does It fall upon you somewhere,
little boy, now grown tailor are
you housed and comforted from
the wet and chill? Do you ride
in state in a ranchman's carriage
and laugh at the discomfort Of
the storm or DO you trudge afoot,
humbly to some humble home?
Happy is It?
hope so, and are there little
brown headed types to climb into
your arms and beg you TO sing to
them about the rain and the mus
sic OF it--gone--dear little boy,
gone with the crowdtng years
yet 1t never rains here In the
quiet village, but / think OF you
and wonder where you wander
and IL you have forgotten how to
sing:
Hear the 8sStsic OF the ruta
''on the roof and .c$stdoto pane"
hope the world has used you
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
Judges of Our Courts MUST
BE PAID Enough to Live on
DeCently--- Beggarly Pay for
Splendid Work.
Splendid Work.

The great State of Georgia should be ashamed of itself that
pays its Judges salaries Of misery nggardy proper
tions.
It's thirty Superior Court Judges receive $4,000 per
each its Court of Appeals judges $4,000 each
its six Supreme Court Justices receive $1,000 each
There is not Judge in Georgia. perhaps, who could not
easily make from TO times his yearly income
prscticing attorney.
Comparisons with other disclose humatng
Georgia judges wrstchedy underpaid-and yet
fact that Judge somewhere else gets than Judge
Georgia the very least Of all why Georgia judges
should be paid more
Judge Arthur Powell the ablest lawyers South
who gaoed and dgnhed the Court of Appeals bench
era finally gave that high and honorable position
from choice but act Of sheer justice himself and loved
and their necessities In leaving the bench Judge Powell
scahngy scored the nggardy policy Of Georgia respect
its judges and added with tremendous significance that Geor
ga only should be ASHAMED Of itself underpay ju-
dietary, but actually should be AFRAID TO DO SOL"
may be true that when the present basis of judicial
aries established in Georgia. high enough In those
days however the purchasing Of dollar from two
three times what 1t is Perhaps Superior Court Judge
twenty-five could circuit of half dozen
ties all his expenses and take Of his family salary
Of from three thousand dollars year 1t unreasonable
and unjust to ask him to do
Judge with the sacred rights of property life
ery in his hands, with the responsibility Of determining
disposition of millions of dollars annually should least
from ordinary hfe-the
fes and worries incident the bills of the butcher the baker
and the candlestick maker!
THE BENCH SHOULD BE MADE HIGHLY INVITING
TO THE VERY BEST BRAINS AND LEGAL TALENT IN A
STATE
1t does motor surely SHOULD not-appeal weak men,
to mediocre lawyers, and to commonplace jurss
dangerous moreover to adopt policy with respect to
judgeshps that makes private wealth prerequisite judicial
office holding is perhaps preferable that Judge the
bench receive income whatever other than his salary
There to be few fortunate Superior Court
judges Georgia who receive in addition their salaries from
the State from some one of the counties they
These few however and they do relieve the
State Of its misery responsibility.
And beyond the JUSTICE and RIGHT of the thing
Judge Powell apty and oourageousy says posi-
lively DANGEROUS to leave the bench poorly paid that
might appeal in to the the
place in the honorable profession of the law.
Georgia ought to pay its judges To double all judi
cia salaries would not be too much To all 30
per cent would work but Scant justice
The Legislature should take this question under
vsement It problem Of the first Importance sooner
adjusted rgheousy the better for Georgia and her people
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
The Fourth Dimension

sition; it is useless" etc. Then,
inevita bly,, l took down the books
again, to be the recipient of hap
py hours.
The trouble is, the true nature
Of space has not been discovered.
Space may be curved; and vast
additions TO Euclids geometry
may be made in it's study. These
draw the Investigator. as q mag
net draws steel; they lure and
lead by intense and fascinating
force. All mathematician feel
this mind power, all are aware
that there are realms stili beyond
the highest flights yet reached.
And these realms supernal are
proof that mind now phasins as
human has latent infinite powers.
The fourth dimension ia in
hyperspaoe geometry and the
study 10 already taxing TO present
limits the fifty human beings now
living, they, the fortunate ones,
possessing the power to really
think. No, the monetary prob
lem, the commercial value of di-
mension four, is in the midst OF
gloom nothing in II.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
Nelson's Last Fight

A little dwarf of a man, Nelson
made even his puny stature serve
him. When passing over the quay
at Yarmouth to take command Of
the ship to which he had been
appointed. he overheard some one
snesringly remark, why make
that little fellow a captain" And
the sneer stuck to him as long as
he lived. Little fellow" he an
swered, this little fellow will be
the biggest man in the Kings
navy" II was the memory OF
that sheer that helped to make
him the most masterful sea fight-
er in British history.
Nelson was noted for his I'M
railing promptness. When NJ the
CRY height OF his fame, with the
pr'Nlrels thick about him, he was
Botl.ed by an ardent admirer how
E&caccounted for his great sue
nisf and the instant reply was:
ooilvelm always quarter OF an
IVY ahead of time" He never
AMERl that in war position 10 half
rates tile.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
A County Attorney.


pany or corporation in ths Stale
handle their litigation in such
manner. Imagine a railroad hav
ing damage suit for $1,000 moi
having it's local attorney, It's l&v
agents and 1t general counsel all
on the case as soon as the injury
occurred. Think Of 1t waiting ffvs
months before ever trying TO Sc
cure evidence to protect its rigltH.
Think of it even waiting FIVE
month before looking into ths
case, and then sending some one
who does not know the influences
and surroundings of the opposite
party.
Yet the State of Georgia per
Sistently pursues that policy. The
State is wilfully blind to the ac-
tual facts. The State through
it's ewn negligence is responsible
for that state Of facts to exist,
AND NOT THOSE HONOR
ABLE AND UPRIGHT JURORS
WHO RENDER vERDICTs UE-
DER THE EVIDENCE AID
DUCED TO THEM ON THE
TRIAL, AND WHO ARE UN-
JUSTLY BLAMED FOR DOING
THEIR SWORN DUTY.
Then, what is the remedy? II
is for the State Of Georgia to use
modern, businessiike methods
In prosecuting and enforcing her
laws.
That can be done by abolishfnS
the system OF Solicitor General
and the establishment In its stead
the Office of County Attorney for
each county, whose duty shall DO
to attend to all Of the business
of the State in his county. At
tend all committal trials and
handle the cases for the Stare OF
Georgia from the time Of the per-
petration OF the crime until fnai
judgment is had. He will be on
the ground as soon as the de-
fsndant's lawyer, IL not earlier
he win be familiar with all the
Influences which surround ths
case; he will know the evfdencs
in the case; he will get on ths
trail while the scent is hot; sno
above all, HE CAM PUT ALL
OF THE EVIDENCE FOR THE
STATE BEFORE THE JURY
ON THE TRIAL OF THE CASE
AND NO ONE NEED FEAR
THAT THE JURIEs OF GBoR
GIA WILL CONTINUE THEN
TO DO AS THEY DO NOW
RENDER vERDICTs UNDDK
THE EVIDENCE PRESENTED
TO THEM.
This is on principle. The stare
and each OF the counties wouio
save large sums Of money bV the
change. And Il win result in tire
State and the counties EetnHs
services rendered which under ceir
system they are now failing u
receive. e. A, JONBS'
LAGRANGE, Ca -----------as
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
BY EDGAR LUCrEN LARKrN.
PLEASE tell of what value
the fourth dimension will
be to science, and also of

what monetary or commercial
benefit2
A. 1t Is not yet shown that the
transcendental theorems OF the
fourth dimension have a practical
scientific value. But this may be
demonstrated in the future ex-
pansion of very high mathemat-
ice
The prize essayist on this sub
lect, Lieutenant Colonel Graham
DENLY Fitch, begins his memora-
BILE treatise with this remark:
TT is impossible 70 form q mental
picture of the fourth dimension"
Yet, he went on with his ad-
miraole monograph on this most
fascinating and exquisitsly re-
fined mathematical subject. Often
have ! replaced books on the
fourth dimension back on the Ii
brary shelves, saying to myself
There IS nothing in the prupo-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
BY REV. THos. B. GREGORY.

TT was October 81, 1s0S-IOs
years sgo-that England's
great admiral died in the
midst OF his glory at Trafalgar,
When Nelson fell mortally
wounded upon the blood stained
deck OF the Victory he knew we'll
enough that his name would live
forever in the naval annals OF the
Empire.
II was Nelson's genius thSt.
brought Nspoleon's Egyptian
petition TO a disastrous closS.ttsr a.
II was the recollection Gam Filter
that genius had wrough
battle OF the Nile that S,oos ro,,.hL
land from the propo,isS GOOD rsSer
invasion with the grditcheil St, At
at It's head Sert Lee
Nelson had his fArried man want
country has agreed GOOD bank, hsv
weaknesses and H., pvt 'eil ,. cau tu W.
grateful for what 9oyt Gu 'y"I, ~, ~
in the hour OF mes
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08

Atlanta is fighting to retain
a freight rate of 50 cents per
100 pounds on shoes shipped
from New York and Boston.
The railroads want to hoist the
rate 10 cents.
If persistence, expert mowl-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08

we'll and that you have not for
gotten all that you mean to be.
l hope there is no woman break
ing her heart anywhere to-day.
because you have not remember
ed. hope no man has trusted
you in vain. hope no little child
Is the worse off for your presence
in the world. You were so good
and so true-when you were lit
tie.
Old Song and Old Friends
Failing down, falling down.
Hark, who is that at the gate
what if it should be-Srom the
ends Of the earth, ragged, beaten,
wrecked-how I would run to meet
you, little boy, who used to sing
how I would run!
It's Just the mall--and nothing
but bill or so, and a perfunctory
note from one who wants to make
me think she cares for me. Hear
the music OF the rain" shall I
ever hear you sing aSain--any-
where-beyond the stars, sweet
voice so long silent in my ears?
Brave heart and light-whsreve
you may be, I ask you--remem-
Der for just one seoond--the old
song and the old friends-to-d day,
while the soft rain falls.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
A Georgia Lawyer Points
Out the Defects in Our
Law System.
E. A. Jones Says the Trouble Is Not With
Judges Nor Juries, But in the Method
the State Pursues in Enforcing
Or;u;oo1 ouyz
Original Laws.

AZ an instance of the WORKING,
Of this outgrown system, take IN.
Coweta Circuit. 1t is composed Of
the Counties OF Meriwether, Cove
eta. Carroll. Heard and Troup oil
OF them large and populous couu-
ties. The Superior Court under
the present system convenes req
ularly every six months in each or
these counties. Suppose a hem;-
eide is committed in Troup Ccsn-
ty Immediately after the adjourn
nent Of the August term. Their.
is absolutely no person or agsnev
In the County to take cfSrwe OF
the States side of the case for /,
period Of nearly six months. No
Grand Jury, no Solicitor, no al
torney. II a person Of wealth 4,
killed, his relatives VIII enrnlov
counsel to prosecute, but in III.
great number OF cases tire Dead
man was poor, and therefore n,
counsel are employed. In the
meantime the defendant SECURES
counsel, who diligently and per,
sistently attend to HE defense.
His counsel have more than i've
months in which to prepare his
defense, secure evidence and take
all the necessary steps to build up
an ironclad defense for him, and
tho State of Georgia has no one
to counterfeit one single move Of
the defendant. The Solicitor
comes in February to attend to
all the accumulated business of
the county. He has probably ten
murder cases. Has no time 10 pre-
pare them for prosecution. Knows
none OF the facts until he reach
es court, gets the Grand Jury to
work and the witnesses are
brought to the Grand Jury. And
the result 10 that, however able
and diligent he may be, he can nct
cope with or meet the defense
which the defendants attornsss
have prepared after ffve months
persistent labor. No lawyer,
however capable and learned he
may be. can without prepare
ton compete with one OF mediocre
ability who has had flve months
preparation on his case. II IL
naturally 30. 1t Is the Same OH
story of the hare and the tortoise
in q SiffaTenf ua,;no
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08

kkTIERES the little brown
haired boy who used to
sing the simple old song
--where-can anyone tell me?
Years ago I saw him last, tall
and gawky, he was then, awk-
ward, too, and shy, but his eyes
beameG with hope and were
bright with courage. Going West
70 be a cowboy--hs'd read all
about them--how they rode the
range and sang to the cattle and
how brave they were and how
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08

Hear the MUSIC OF the rdln,
On the roof and soiRdosC pGne,
Polling doUn,
FaItin1 dozen.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-08
BentIe and NeHeTVUS,
What Did He Do Then?

Poor boy, wonder how he felt
when he met his first cowboy,
and found out that he was Just
Uncle Billie's hired man. only
more so. I wonder how he liked
the rough horse play OF the
branding camp and whether ne
really liked to see little soft
eyed yearling thrown and brand
ed, Just for fun wonder II
he found 1t any more romantic to
ride the range than II was to go
after the cows when he was bare
foot down at Grand Pass
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-11
DIAGNOSED

The doctor felt the patients pulse.
The patient said: What is it,"
"Oh," quickly answered the M. D.,
1T is two plunks a visit.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-11
The caroatursts Idea of Connie Mack Drawn From Life.

CORREC TED 90.
How did you come to fall in the
water?"
81 didn't come to fall in, you boob!
l came to fish.