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Arizona republican., 1913-07-06
LITTLE JAMES

Concerning a Newcomer Who Got Scientific
 Fact Confounded With Something Else)
 Ole Joshway HosIsns which from Canady a few days ago an bot a cIoste to FeenX an paid $1,0GO CThousan) Dollars down. come Rushin into tn Reel State offs where he'd done Bizness crze: Les call it off want my Munnyback an you Farm I don't want to live in sich q Country"
 Tn Reel State asence they sez: Why. whats tn Matter? We Hoap 'at you ain't CompIainin' about tn Fleet this kind Wether"
 "Heet!" replize Mister Hoskins: should say l haint- It's tn Cold. I don't how has been Twin through it thisaway. If Newspapers is to be rede th's Coolest Spot in tn World an gittin' every day I notis this Mornin' in tn printed Report tn Burro at theys been Defishency of Temperchoor jist sence Janooary tn First, of 1340 Degrees Degree sence tn Day before yisterday.
 Good Hevins. don't you know what this here means. bein' 1340 Degrees short? If you don't, you better study Silence like done. find. Sentists agreed Reel. or what they call tn Abslute Zerow is 400 Degrees below tn Zerow tn Evryday Thermometers then it's Cold at it can't Possibly git Colder, an here, cordin' to your own Wether Burro, you're 930 De- below Abslute Zerow. FeeniX is five times codern Liquorfde Air. Gimme my NIunnyback quick sos at I git back Q Nedison Hat. here Change of Climit is too Crate fer of Age which ain't Experyunced Temper choor lowern 2S Degrees Below Zerow'
 Tn Reel State Agence they to Mister Hos kins: Don't Freeze yersef none through Msun- Sitooashun of which you COmplane of an which seems to Appaul you Instid of ben' a Drawback Valley this here Defishency Temper choor next tn Rooseyfelt Dam is our Cheef As Them 1340 Degrees of Defishency in Temper choor meens at aint used em wit an at em comin' whenever Need em We ain't been usin' any of em late y becos didn't hafto But, if you're a feen' Cold we'll TelyfOam to tn Wether BurrO rite away an tell 'em Draw tn Temperchoor 'at Blongs to How many Degrees do you think you make you Feel like you in tn Normle Temperchoor of Medison Hat?"
 Hoskins tn SitOOashun has put him sos at he Understands it, he don't want to Inkomode the Warm Flooded citizens of Feenix by asn' fer Higher Temperchoor and he thinks at he git ust to this here Defish Temperchoor which, after all, aint nothing but Reseyvor of Genyie Warmth to be Drawd
Arizona republican., 1913-07-06
AMERICANS ARE IDEALtSTS
New Orleans Picayune)


 A city with its group lofty buildings has really a picturesque and striking appearance presses Europeans, who it something akin to awe. \ New Zealand Englishman. a barrister of the supreme court of that country landing in New York recently, expressed himself wise:
 After many months of gray skies drizzling days lr London; after years of diSheartening ob- serVation of people sunk apathy ignorance pov- erty and hopelessness, it q magnificent tonic to land here and to find blue skies bright an abounding energy and cheerfulness, a people with it's head in the air, freed trammes of the past, rejoicing in the keen pres ent and challenging the future with a confidence which makes the today victory of tomor- 
 This may a little exaggerated but it ism That's the way I feel about country and you must remember that this is my visit. reputation in England is not that of the fatterer.
 What strikes me most in New York? Well, to begin with how am l going describe explain q city which builds cathedrals and calls them railway stations or business offices? People in Europe talk of the American greed for money, of the American lack Of idealiSm, of of culture It makes indignant No city, nation which produce buildings like the public library the Pennsylvania depot the Grand Central depot and the Woolworth building need comparison any ground O material achievement artistic conception with any city nation in the world
 Architecture is evolution. The Egyptians, who had been dWellers in caves evolved the solid structures which the Greeks adorned with columns and porticos, and to which the Romans
Arizona republican., 1913-07-06
The Mi6Sunmer Fair

The Midsummer Fair will be held in Phoenix July r, under the auspices of the Farmers In stitute which planned and carried success fully the a year ago That the second will be still successful already assured. The exhibits will be and of generally of an improved quality because of the information dffused by the last summers fair
 Greater improvement in methods of gardening farming this valley with in the last year than within preceding period We that good methods had already been employed but that their employment has been general; that farmers have employed improved methods after having witnessed demon stration the Midsummer Fair what their neghbors had done Larger crops and better quality of crops being produced this year on the fields.
 The exhibit of this county at the last state fair favorably affected by the Midsummer Fair and will the exhibit November be affected by the exhibit in Phoenix q week from Thursday. A larger result than fair exhibits will be the greatly increasd production from which farmers a whole will receive larger profits.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-06
4 Very Simple Matter

Pesquiera, Sonora. among those who indicted at Los Angeles in connection with smuggling of the Mason aeropane across Arizona Mexico border though it appears that have been made toward his apprehension. That strange, since authorities know the time where he is, part of the time at Cananea, though believe he is at present at Eermosillo. Anyway he wouldn't be hard to find.
 course, cannot down there and take him by nape of the neck and drag him back into jurisdiction without some international negotiation department will have to communicate a request the Mexican foreign office Governor Pesquieras eXtradItion. President Huerta, feel would issue order of extra dition promptly He would not for moment shield any of who smuggled that aeroplane across The president could have sympathy with any the participants in that proceeding.
 Armed with a warrant of eXtraditiOn, the United States authorities would have nothing to do go after him and tell him he is wanted. This government had better hurry if President Huerta should hold of Governor Pesquiera first We would lose forever punshing him for violation of our laws.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-06

man who has rushed halfway the world. at his own expense, to tine defense Of his country will rush again when his country needs him
Arizona republican., 1913-07-06

The men and women who are lift ing the world upward and onward are those who encourage more than criticiSe.
 -EliZabeth Harrison.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-06
Tho "SchooIma aster"

term the "schoomaster,' which Colonel Watterson derisively applied President Wilson
Arizona republican., 1913-07-06

onto when it's wanted. T don't want no Mummy back now" Mister Hoskins.
 LITTLE JAMES
Arizona republican., 1913-07-06

added the arch and the dome The GothS modelei their great cathedrals after the forests in which their pagan ancestors had been accustomed to Wof- ship while the Arabans the Tartans embalm- edn stone in which they had lived before days of cities, when they were following ther flocks and herds.
 All architecture is development first evolved fill a need. and finally ornamental by sentiment and human sympathy. The skyscraper will have it's tributes of beauty, too.
Arizona republican., 1913-07-06
WHEN NOTICEABLE

WHEN NOTICEABLE
 Village (secOnding a proposition for the repair of he reading room)-I think youH all agree that the roof does very bad Especially is this in wet weather.
The evening world., 1913-01-25
HOW PDDUNK HURTS WALL STREET.

~ EF0RE the masna Of the New York Credit Mems
Association at their midwinter dinner Mr. David R. Forgan
President Of the National City Bank Of Chicago, bewaled
~ frequency with which pancs befal the country national
1so said he whenever end Of Niagara bridge there
panic suspension the other confidence and ORDER Then
h added: at the country banker that pancs
BE alarmed at the et cloud that appears above Wall street
- withdraw his depc drawing out Of New York banks
~ In 1907 Peoa Podunk Minneapolis and city and
around Chicago drafts New York and wanted
u send them the cash."
Of this statement Of facts not to be disputed
Dt shall said the testimonies abundantgven be-
Puo Committee that nobody dusts Morgan Co.. that
they were Sahara desert they would find takers
hat they have dome that they do wrong
that their lies unquesoned confidence reposed their
sagacy honesty patriotism? wickedness ignorance that
the country banker ask his back when things look
eudy The questions need for whether heaven
help country for his ignorance devil take him for his
sssednes conclusion the Something must be done to
change the situation. Wall street should longer be victim
q Podunk
The evening world., 1913-01-25
BAD COUNSEL FROM A SUBURBAMrE.

w YHEN noted suburbanite who to town to do his
w outlookng, and who greatly likes to DO in any lmeght
that Shines asked the other day to assist in getting
the crookednes Strengthened out Of the subway problem he put the
dersand, 80 I had better not take any side in it."
There show Of sanity the phrase it stands Men should
not take sides in matters they do not understand Nor should
for that matter since they be voters Moreover sub
urbane from idle oyster shore need not post himself anything
Of New Yorks welfare unless he feels like it, But many citizens
whose wealth and education and business ability them prestige
the city that should enable them be of public usefulness sh
their duty by the ame plea They however, have right to
live such ignorance Of the issues involved in great civic problems
be unable unwilling take sides with regard to Them It
w Of to avoid trouble and to keep out Of qurres
doesn't understand but sometimes the lack Of understanding
not only ignorance but cowardice.
The evening world., 1913-01-25


many ciamorous cltisens who don't know
nything about II have norned them
solves Into tns subsay controvstsy that
the people are becoming peevisn.
1T doesn't appear that the gentlemen
who have conducted the negotiations
for the city are fully wise to what they
have done when those two experts In the
work Of government-polishing Of the
city government. Prendergast and Nit
chel, have reached a stage who re- they
are polishing or each other.
1.-THE only people who know all about
the subway situation are the lawyers
employed by the PETERBOROUGH and the
B. r. T. to draw UP the operating con-
tracts. These astute gentlemen know
the project from the core to the skin.
And they should, having turned II In
side out numerous times. Trey are
working solely and indefatigably for the
interests Of the Interborousn and the
B. r. T., while the servants OF the city
or many Of them-mixed up In this
transaction are working partly for the
people and partly for the boosting Of
feir own political prospects.
"The secret of the trouble IL that the
Morgan-First National Bank interests
controlling the Money Trust. have 9
money monopoly strong enough to crowd
out competition. Mr.. Dawson OF thu
Morgan frm rs good as admitted be-
The evening world., 1913-01-25
Letters From the People

sWhs Receives the Dt9sssnes"
- ~ Ediies Of The Essaing World,
The letter Of Charles Thorpe proving
that srooers are not responsible for the
hsh' price Of apples raises the question
~ 70 who receives the difference be-
tween the e6.oo the grocer pays for .
barrel Of apples and tho SIS the COM
mission merchant says he receives for
that barrel In anotnsr column Of The
Evening World reference was made to
apples wasting on the ground In rural
communities This 10 true. But out Of
IT, Si.7s the commission merchant says
he receives for . barrel Of apples uhree
bushs,sl ! understand he deducts %
cents freight and II IL cents commission.
sseding the producer t.n The farmer
still has - cents to pay for his barrel.
ieaving him q cents for his three BUSH.
sls eS apples. which the consumer buys
At thrss for ave cents What man can
afIord 70 use his land, prune and spray
hiD trees. pick. pack and cart his apples
for - cents per bushel? 1t is often more
preAtabls to feed them to hogs and cat
tls than try to get them to the apple
lovers In the citiea
n. c. BARRON. Il!on. y, Y.
Chauess - Civil Eagtsees.
- ~ Editor Of The Evening Word;
am . boy sixteen years Of age snc
Aosirs 70 study civil engineering. A,
am not familiar with that kind VI
work. ! would like some reader whS
has had experience along civil engin
ssring lines to advise me In regard q
~ principal qualifications. earning
DeWss and other necessary information
Y Usch reader should happen " 10 ~
Un1nass himself ! would like to al
The evening world., 1913-01-25
A DELIGHT OF PLEASANT READING.

w YOULD you like read the confessions Of Eva Tangua
w human document Of mingled wit and patho the wall
w Of woman who gives Joy to millions, yet has been
ed and wired and med and tired and hired and fired and who
day? Would like to read Chauncey Depews dis
how be banqueeer and still be happy though seventy
eight o1 Have interest in the market and wish
to know how the traffic carried round the Money Post in the
Stock Exchanged You will find them all in the Magazine Section
Of the Sunday World tomorrow
Other noteworthy features Of the issue upage illustrated
accounts Of the great Stadium be erected Amsterdam
eighth Streets with seating for 5000 SPECTATORS Of the designs
Mado by Kenyon Cox for the Forthcoming paper and
Il the satue Of Venus owned by New York collector
For further variety there page Of music In Sunny SPAIN
sung in the musical comedy Gall for the Ladies fashion page
showing the latest novelties bo and series Of bright stories and
msceany including thrilling tale "Donaque the Detective and
Monsieur X In short there delight Of pleasant reading for all
tsstes Be to get il in the Sunday World tomorrow.
The evening world., 1913-01-25

fore the Pujo committee In Washington
yesterday that no other house than MS
own could swing the subway deal.
mot that there aren't numerous
skilled railroad men with panty OF
financial backing In New York and In
other places who would oe glad to
tackle the proposition OF eapipping and
operating the subway. New YorF Is the
transportation gold mine Of the world.
But none Of these practical railroad men
has come forward because the imam
c,al backing Is temporarily paralyzed.
The evening world., 1913-01-25
copperIng Sympathy.

strenuous time In the walters strik1."
remarked the head polisher.
Whether the walters win or lose 10 OF
no concern to the great majority Of the
people OF this town." replied the launs
dry man. but 1t Is a matter OF consids
cradle concern to the populace how the
strike is conducted. We all know that
walters have long hours and hard work,
and on that account they had great
chance TO win public sympathy.
when they turned their affairs owes
to the Industrial Workers of the worle
they put copper on that sympathy.
Everybody who has had extended expo
rience In restaurants knows the dirty
The evening world., 1913-01-25
Not Wanted.
BY John L. Hobble.

Cosrsht, 1919. b Tn: Pres, Psb,i.hias O..
FRIENDLY loquacious Harb>r
n who will entertain the cs,s.
toners in several languasea
A SON who will follow In the lsoe.
n steps Of and spend his early ufa
\ Just as his father did.
n NAID for wealthy family who Win
MI not be expected to do more <han
AvA she Is paid for.
" EXPERIENCED clothing salssu,s,
r. who will treat all the patrons
- alike without trying to sell shop.
worn goods to out-of-town customerr
A attorney who will try my eaeS
"A strictly upon its merits without
= taking any undue advantsgsa
A WIFE who will 20 with me eVery
"A place. Just as she did bsSseo ~
= we're married.
The evening world., 1913-01-25

But blame the luck-rOUR luck'
mean-ths pontoons didn't And that
wasn't your fault.
I'll tell you Of what he has been
guilty to-day-the most gracious act OF
securing an appointment for tho widow
Of one Of my old comrades. enabling her
to educate her war orphaned boys. And
you know some time ago he put into
once the sister of my dear wife. whose
husband was also an ofncer and was
killed In the war;
"And I have the promise that she
shall never be disturbed" returned Gen.
Burnside.
IT don't wonder. General. that you
have the love and confidence Of your
people," said I. Three times you have
been made Governor OF your State and
you have been twice appointed to repre-
sent her In the Senate"
"Your words are comfort. dear
madam, but. alas! every honor has
upon II the bloodstain Of Marye's Hill.
had put the ANAL stitch In my aa
and, holding Il up. / said:
| ''see, the last star II set In the Co
war IL lost In the radiance Of peace"
The evening world., 1913-01-25

him whether Il would be advisable for
mo TO take up civil engineering as q
life course. I have n natural taste for
II. and " the Inducements arc entirely
satisfactory ] would like to study It
seriously. Many other boys will be In
terested In hearing the answer. I think.
LOUIS g.
The evening world., 1913-01-25

NC Co. l1hs New YofE kVenina World.
mo combination Of financisrs outside
the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS group wouA
dare to offer to back an independent op-
orator. The combination migat have the
money. but the Morgan syndicate 10 -
powerful that 1t could put an everlast-
ing crmp In other deals the combina-
ton might have on hand. Bust the
Money Trust and the subway tsnyls VAL
untangle ITSELF
The evening world., 1913-01-25

WAS hurriedly putting the finishing stitches into Con-
federats nag which l making for . bazaar In
Baltimore and had promised to send by friend that
evening cards Of Gen. Dabney Maury and Gen.
Burnside brought In Gen. Maury old friend
but had had the honor OF meeting Gen. Burnside
To apology dividing attention between them and
the Confederate nag Gen. Burnside calamity rsplied
There times when that nag struck terror to
my soul. by such fair hands look Il
with admiration unmixcd with fear"
Presently. seeing trying to force too large thread
into a too small he said
Permit madam, to thread needle for YOU"
Thank you General" answered. but am In o great
hurry. told and have not time to accept your
OFFER have father and husband try to thread
n Ala
The evening world., 1913-01-25

Up N the arr
agreed the laun-
d r y m a n. "a so
adrift in d fog. My
respect for Col.
Roosevslt's g o o d
Judgment has In
creased consider
ably since no an
nounced that he
wouldn't butt into
the subway, situa-
ton because he
doesn't know any,
fhinu about n. 90
The evening world., 1913-01-25
S q m e
NOn.Suited.

n ASrUS had caught sambo red.handsd.
n "Ah'm gwins hsb 10 arrested fob steal
In NAH chickens. 10 sambo washin'tou- .
date jsss Whist ah'm gwine TO do said Rsstus. .
90 ahead, nigguh." rstorted sambo. 90
ahead and hsb me sresed. Ahrl mex 20
prove whsr 20 got dem chickens yo'safr'-Eiss.
psr'a Weekly.
The evening world., 1913-01-25


q Il thing he could
soldier thenT'
reEimsn
fought in the batueBun
expedition
Inconvenience folks Sometimes
mistake leaving
The evening world., 1913-01-25
The Weeks Wash
By Martin Gree n

Copyright. 1918. By The frss Publish
NV IELL," said the head polisher,.
w 1.-THE subway seems to be up
in the air again."
The evening world., 1913-01-25
Chats With Great Men CT the Civil Wa
By Mrs. Gen. Pickett

second time tried to make all the atone
Washington and
command and begging relieved But
It." -. AGO. -.
all
to the Rappahnnock In
The evening world., 1913-01-25
Promise-CaShinq.

back out Of a few thousand promises his
numerous loyal lieutenants have made
for him since last June" e..
The evening world., 1913-01-25

tricks walters play on customers wiz,
fall to tip or are habitual grOucl
When the strike leaders advocate the.
extension OF the habit of spelling or de-
filing food so that 1t will apply to al
patrons OF restaurants and the strikers
cheer at such policy they forfeit al
claim to sympathy or public support.
Throwing rocks through restaurant
windows and showering patrons With
glass isn't going to win the walters any,
thing. II the Walters Union 10 a.
strong as It claims to be It ought to BE-
able to close every hotel dining room
and restaurant In town"
@~~~N~se>~s e~s~~~~s~~~~~ee~
Promise aching.
e~~~~~>s~~>sNe>~>"s->~ ~~~~~~~~$
II see." said the head polisher. that
Gov. Wilson says 1t Is easy to be grace.
fu. and hard to be just"
"He will ind 1t hard to be graceful"
said the laundry man. when he has 70
The evening world., 1913-01-25
he Good Stories OF t

O I II { u o o d
Not Hers.
e A RE you hungry. little girlf" ssid D.
"a Oliver Wendell Hoimss To one WHOM
he saw looking with longing eyss a.
the good things before her.
Yes. SIR" wss the reply.
Then. why don't you take q sandwichr
"Bscause ! haven't any FORA"
"Fingey were made before foskN aaid tn
The evening world., 1913-01-25

s y d
tAs they enter the store thsy e'ns 70 .
counter WITH trousers sproad upon it,
Mothsr-W.,!i. do y5u va thessf
Will's--Yes, nS-her.
(Isut IN the mean time Willie spied Q counter
With . large ,isD ~ wbth iesl. Can't ts
Beat"
Willie then called his mother and said,
'Mother. these are !pst the Trousers I wan. taCy
can't be beat" --Nl.tooal Monthly.
The evening world., 1913-01-25
A Wise Choice.

XVyILLIE's MovRER-winis. We are soIns
w out. ! want 70 buy you pair Of
kousen.
will'e-AI rct.
The evening world., 1913-01-25

doctor, smilins.
The little girl looked. then saids
"Not nv FINGER. The Strand.
Catoctin clarion., 1913-10-30
Parcels Post Increasing.
Fall Trade Far Beyond What
Had Been Estimated.

With the opening of the fall trade, the
parcels post is being swamped with bus
mess by merchants in the big cities, ac-
cording to reports being received at the
Postoffice Department at Washington.
So heavy is the traffic that the postal ex-
perts are recasting their original esti-
mates of the number of packages to be
carried the first year of the operation of
the system. They expect the amount of
business will exceed the highest forecast
made last January, when the parcel post
was inaugurated.
This fall the merchants are tlocking to
the parcel post to handle their out of
town business. They are beginning to
realize it's possibilities. They have found
out that its rate is much cheaper than
the old express rate.
Reports made to the department from
New York show that one firm, which did
not use the parcel post last spring, is now
depositing in the postoffice from $4,000
to 20, 900 retail packages every day.
The following illustrates the growth of
parcels post in New York: In January
the parcel post carried 1900, 900 packa-
ges out of the city. In August, before
the fall season got under full sway, 5000
900 packages were handled. That was a
gain of four million packages.
Congressman David J. Lewis, of Mary
land. has estimated that 200, 600, 600 pack
ages will be carried during the first year.
From the amount of business now being
done the amount will exceed that num-
1t is estimated by some of the postal
experts that the total revenue from par
Gel post for it's first year will reach the
sum of $40, 900, 900. 1t is difficult, how
ever, to tell what amount of business will
be done.