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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19
Oislocates Jaw hy Iaunhinn

Camden, y. IA joke told by one
or her 200 fellow employees tickles
Jennie .. Chinpa so much that she
laughed until she dislocated her jaw.
Panic followed among the other girl
employees. Jennie was taken to the
hospital. where q doctor fixed the jaw
and sent the girl home with instruc-
lions to laugh only moderately &C
JOKES hereafter.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19

Hurry up that order!" said n trav.
eler In railroad eating house down
south. I'm afraid I'll miss my train!"
"Yas. sah. boss!" the waiter an.
swered as he hurried of.
After what seemed an almost inter
minable wait to the traveller. he re-
turned with the food. AS he set II
down he asked
rs you de gentlemans what feared
he'd miss de train?"
Yes" was the reply.
We'll. you needn't be feared OBJ dat.
sab, no mo-"
Good! Is 1t late?" the traveller In.
CURED.
NO, sab, it's done gone!" was the
walters affable and reassurlng re-
Spouse.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19
Not All of Them.

DO you think a man ought to pay
any attentions to a married woman ?"
The average man does not pay at
tentions to a married woman, if she
happens to be his wife"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19

For Sixteen Years. Restored
To Health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.
Moretown. Vermont" was from
bled with pains and irregularities for

sixteen years, and
wa thin, weak and
nervous. When !
would lie down it
would seem as If l
was G ding RICH {
down out Of sight
inco some dark hole,
and the window cur
tains had faces that
would peek out at
me, and when I was
out of doors il would
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19


seem as if something was going to hap
pen. My blood was poor, my circ1la-
ton was so bad / would be like dead
person at times. had female weak
ness badly, my abdomen was sore and I
had awful pains.
"I took Lydia E. Pinkham's vepeta-
bic Compound and used the Sanatiye
Wash and they certainly did wonders
for me. My troubles disappeared and I
am able to work hard every day. Mrs.
w. F. SAWYER, River View Farm. More
town, Vermont
Another Case.
Clifford, Iowa was troubled with
female weakness, also with displace-
ment. / had very severe and steady
headache, also pain in back and was
very thin and tired all the time. COM
menced taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and am cured Of
these troubles. cannot praise your
medicine too highly. Mrs. Ina MILL
sLAcLE, Clifford, Iowa
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19

MRS. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teetning, softens the gums, reduces infamma.
tion, allays pain C ures wind collie 2sc ho,,Ie A..
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19
Backward Student

What can you tell me about tn
rings of Saturn"
Nothin'. / amt no bellboy."
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19

Most of our relatives are about as
useless to us as empty tomato cans.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19

Men say they are always losing So
umbrellas. But the only kind you ever
find are accent ones.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19
Quite Simple.

/ know why Jupiter changed him
self into bull for Europa"
ayNhuoD
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19
Sure.

what is your fortune, In round
numbers? asked the assessor.
$OOO.O0O,O00.' replied the capitalist.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1913-09-19

Because he wanted to steer things
his way"
Arizona republican., 1913-09-02

of law Th 1 @ 6a 9 all Ds ase at mP geP To @ far as applicable except the officer designated for ballots used in county or state elections provided provided Charter nothing on the ballot shall indicative of of the Section t % 16 o h am % of @ cnda who has been duly and herein provided be inch shall be provided the right the each CD shall be provided wherein mark the the polls their dsaprova of sse593 % Ii efn @ & ] s @ be in left 6asr oo the f p5no Der to be voted for wherein the voter write the name of any Section % % n b % iion9 @ % of may i9y " as the % e exist or as the may be amended or changed relating to & the pn5 municipal elections shall apply all primary and special munich section After the holding of such prma % sIsstfon @ it @ sa cleo ed and distributed for use at the second or general election herein after referred to- The names of only such candidates who and be printed the ballots to be used in sec thirty the holding the general cleo and carrying on such general elections and the quacans Sodng and conducting of said primary elections and the section primary shall receive majority of all the votes cast at such election shall @ be further election shall be held as to said candidate ~ n off & to which the rsqued number o ] m ~ens ppt ed primary candidates municipal shall be held
 
 al be- who offices be under the
 
 other therefor then all shall likewise becom fors
 number to the persons to be office. masculine gender in this Char tel
 
 
 There shall general municipal election held in of hing in the 95 and the manner of giving notice and the
 
 the of the 
 is provided holding this be that in II of this Charter
Arizona republican., 1913-09-02

authority determine all matters pro- within Jusdctoh heFei be used by said magistrate in cases
 kept of the issuance nd the thereon Ie of O hereby authorized processes issued out proper by execution of papers
 G.. shall all necessary give provisions this Chapter not otler"lse here pr
Arizona republican., 1913-09-02

publication ordinance resolution  The Commission shall within CD after Charter ordinances resolutions then be clas together separately
  the State the Commission ent,p n boo shall transaction shall be
  shall called the mayOrelect he   Section called by Section 21 Any citizen of this city have the application
   petition shall the business, within fifteen G5) No be rom of 
 
 
 
  exercised performed adopted in the in different
Arizona republican., 1913-09-02

thereto laid installed thereof be- railroad of & thf streets avenues M or ] % - f the & yr & % % he2 b in % P1p d T @ feet in width along and outside of the rails of the on or along any to proper between the outside rails tracks space the laying down of side tracks and
 
 subject the regulations cond tracks to be and of street or avenue or the adjoining land such tracks must be o @ l acI1raamC I ] " t o d th Ins hereof o"nnisSloI ana all all permits e +, uire, Cs o ~ ~ shall be reyoeabe at the pleasure Of the a If all designated portion thereof and to regulate or pro % oa5 6 or of affS5 them the streets and '''''
 (50 location of all water pipes gas pipes condu laid constructed in the si'' o cias snd maps of such pipes
 05f2 I0 % make t M % Cbt % n5 m povfde frona time to time the necessary polling places ballots, and % Paaln d f b recording the results thereof to provide the laws of the State of Arizona and t4n as the con @ nay a9 pF9p on ann na SP p of f (5D To appoint members l18) TO es'pash 9 3 ' tb I3ar a tier deem advisable Pubic charl % ana u br ] % 4 % % without ' e e"mpensaon with such powers and duties - as may } be @ Gd s @ % ] To provide suitable procedure of taking over or other vide te means % qn@ manner @ M Bn ir p @ @ the funds of the appropriated to exceed in the agsre I1rTe of contribufng to the of entertainment of conventions conferences delegate assemblies of nonesdents of the city nd & ln the @ such like purposes as the Commission may deem proper i6D To establish and maintain (62 provide the vacaion abandonment and non any canal! lateral ditch any artificial water within said city by condennation purchase or by % % or artificial water channel such Etn @ e to te owners @ of property which may ] 6nees' 6 @ t % ovide % for the enforcement of
 36 a9 m tR orm r of a licenses and permits issuing the and by what officers they @ @ issued signed and e0uHegned and may % ue 9 Gcense enact egisat9n and do and RsrfoTm @ s p @ of this Charter to exercise any conflict with the 9 n % t % people of the city to do and perform all acts required by G ne % r % @ or proper any and vested in the city or the Commission by the shall % preside & at m all n3 e9 s place regular meetings and the manner in which Section 5 Commission whether regular or the members of the Commission sha" an gPo @ Commission sha establish ~ Section The Commission only section The ayes and nays shall of all the journal of oceeding O. ne
 Secion C.
 
 ingth he ordinance all ordinances passed by be ssiono of tn Phoenix foloWs:"
 Ac providing specific improvement of public money except
 
 the evying of any
 
 of shall be taken by ordinances roVd
  where pursuance of "~oera law oft
 
 is be aken with resolutions franchises shall by the in therefor but no ordinance become operative untl Commission and approval
 
 the but shall IL it IS necessary
Arizona republican., 1913-09-02
CHAPTER V The Mayor

1 he be
  the ordin ar to give consideration 
 Section The shall be recognized the official head
  at for before be the
  
 shall the police and
Arizona republican., 1913-09-02

 s PIsa @ similar 1 T tn nd @ by 5uoo of the similar nature and proper issuance of wIs and processes and returns ana or any & anu ~ thereon The n i 6 m 6 c f Phoenx @ @ are hereby authorized said magistrate and proper return sh made by officer the same extent s is m feaua ] % r o give Chapter not otherwise Bonds Office of the duties officer whom bond is required by the
 section @ m The official bonds % of % fa f% sso % fGe auditor $5ooo the City Clerk $5Ooo the City Assessor $oOo the City
 Provided that the Commission may Prescribe by oPa amounts therein prescribed officers. . Section The Commission may by ordinance eaure offc f bonds of other officers d their deputies and 1 the Section Official required any shall be conditioned that the offce the city the ] p hl on peh 'oF of e ct and at the expiration office or ernation thereof he promptly successor in oce or to such officer as may documents property parapherna said with complete inven- with two @ is required by law for the qualification of sue upon bonds of red such bonds may be executed with properly H % qualified r ,. m , ., ,. .s. ron, @ h h be a @ % m Te @ { c @ Tff en @ % be fed % h 9 and kept by approval bonds must be endorsed section fre entePtng ana uon he dgtes of his office each ofG @ Of the city whe5e elected aPpot of M "na % zba @ @ 3 subscribe the of the official oath required attached S the S9 5'sa ss s'' ~ ~
 'iiainiet' salaries for s @ % E na a5 & % @ n n0 aS0 % sre s 1i the S e3 shall have contingent fund of not to @ % m h @ g of @ funds & n @ h @ ct oasur s no otherwse arPoriat@d ] and may eMpend the 6 5a4g as such mayor " Ills u of Commissioners of him. exceed in the aggregate three hundred ao" dollars per
 The o 5 shah receive salary at the rate section 4 salary of city T nstmnts S 6ut sueh sar 2 be changed shal however which magistrate then in section salary be lars per
 Provisions Relating Other Officers other employment in the municipal govern be elected appointed to to any member until CD after the sn No % offeeP or employee s directly sale sale or @ any f % 46 tI @ m by assessment Ieed by any act or belonging the city which shall be sold for taxes shall be directly indirectly in the employ & of amy grantee of franchise granted by Any section Any shall be deemed Commission this section by 
 position the city govern be religious poti appoint for promotion punishment shall
 
 
 Nominations of Officers nd Primary Elections 1.
 & @ Tne % o ao scos 9 % sa bs % s t the a6d % @ | otherwise:
 candidate shall be printed the ballot  md o a
 
 Ivith the ank filled in: For omina State Arizon O Phoenix
 hereby join in for the whose off be andv each do
Arizona republican., 1913-09-02

nse' % not & be q ops na CD pson but more than than CD petition shall also have printed thereon at the end thereof the oown part shall found insufficient be returned oo Each @ of said petitions s be and thereto shall other candidate for the same offee nor n case there are % s @ places office signed more petitions for candidates that office than The petition petitions nomination, the number of votes cast for the last to the city clerk earlier than sixty @o shall endorse such petition petitions the provisions of Chapter XVII of this Charter the relate the filing thereof by the said city clerk fully provisions sufficient to the @ iUftn 9 m f 2n5iat @ f % ] pg e to petitions ms Tiled @ for 9j fe ~ i6 ntitfon of r2 % @ t 55 %es @ m the Ci5y of Section Any been presented later (2s) days before nontion by fn With the city cier reuest PS ter from i'm writing be printed on the ballot upon remaining be made by filing petitions therefor not later than (20) days prior to such election. city added to and preserve in a per d 2a % 9 d 1 Dnder g sh m S'Ss chap of nomination" and all certificates Inomedately petitions filed the clerk shall enter the of the candidates list
  election certify such list being the list the of the to to
  be by orb o proc
 s. 0 be print bound and numbered hereinafter provided 
 ora To Iub in be substantially
 
 Primary General SpeciaI Municipal Election
 of
 Date
 INSTRUCTIONS TO VOTERS To
  whom desire All marks otherwise made forbidden distinguishing prohibited Void.
 
 of ec and
 of of Vo
Arizona republican., 1913-09-02
CHAPTER VIII City Court

established City of PEIOENIX, MAI2ICOEA COUNTY, ARIZONA" which shall always  business within jurisdiction authorized by justice of the r to within their jurisdiction.
 limits said cit jurisdiction follows:
  criminal the violation ordl- of a penalty of penalty orfei violation thereof ordinance imposed and collection censetaX penalty due city paid which is n he 3. be He the first
  
 
 The magistrate funi nd provide maintaining of a 
 the penalties fees performance shall first therefor The paid ordinance of the Commission particular fund and shall there accordance with ordinance
 
 ed n issue and to be served and all ws and and
Arizona republican., 1913-09-02

Section shall the police and the proclamation during times of danger
 The Manager
 Section The manager shall have the general supervision ana administrative operation of the government city officers except city magistrate; he % 9on M fr M cty and in that behalf represent the city, eS be otherwise provided in this Charter he shall make all purchases of materials or supplies for the city and see that the same received as contracted for he shall employ and discharge appoint election the city he shall make and he shall whenever reIIired by the Commission make written report within his suprvsion he shall require monthly reports or may the Commission its request therefor All
 
 other than the month reports safely Kept by part se4bdS % ord & of the ] city ] anG be GPen to the p'" Of the
 well that of the to that all of the ordinances of the city are enforced City
 Section The he city & auditor shall 6 P1T ana b qnr @ of eIGe n systems keeping all city of the of city, era and supplies or employ labor for % M M ] m % pl,o ] f 1 % % w r inc establishment of demands against the city He all books which entries are made are required to be all vouchers accounts bills warrants drafts oats for the purpose of acertannF the ] @9 % @ person. partnership, whatsoever -Ie shall and inform hlfselt as the esaLy c which warrants thereon reasonaeness of the rendition thereof for the l
 shall the first meeting of the Commission in the Commission of all 
 preceding well all at the t tme the
 aso make Comms by of money ncurring expense
 shan other duties may be Commission with the provisions of Charter
 auditor and approval of opinion of the be to be he Comm
 l CHAPTER | Court
 Section be is established of to | ARIZONA" which always
 
 within jurisdiction authorized by the | to jurisdiction
 limits said city, have nd cise s
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-08-23

movement Indicated by the foregoing call for the
immediate resumption of operations at the suspended
plant of the Phillips Sheet and Tin Plate Company here
with all the old employees and others who wish to to
work crystallzed definite action Saturday when
committee that declares itself representative of nnetve
per cent of the old employees called mass meeting for
O'Clock in the evening in the Eks' auditorium.
The object of this meeting to take vote full and
square the proposition Shall go to work shall
we dle? and if the vote is carried in favor of
turning to work, officials Of the tin plate plant will be
asked to resume operations Monday morning.
The citizens committee of seven representative
Clarksburg citizens which recently appointed
board of mediation by Mayor Cole at the instance of the
city council has been invited to participate in the
meeting.
The new committee of workers is independent of the
committee that held conferences with the citizens
mittee two days this week 1t declared that at recent
meeting of workers called for the purpose Of voting
proposition made by the tin plate company to the citizens
committee the old committee did not permit the question
to to vote fearing that the proposition would be
copied
Two organizers have been at work in the city the last
few days and the many who desire return work
suspect that the old committee is being influenced in its
actions by them.
The new committee expresses the confident belief
that the big meeting called them for this evening
at the El1s auditorium will result in resumption of
operations at the mill Monday morning. The members Of
the committee emphatic in the assertion that great
najorityniney five per cent they SAYS very anxious
to return to work. regardless of conditions at tin mills
other parts of the country
tits expected that the meeting this evening will
be attended by very large outpouring of mill workers.
numbering several hundred
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-08-23
HUERTA MAY RECALL IBEATEN
REJECTION He MADE TO DEATH IN "A RIO
OF President Woodrow Viii
sons Proposal for Peace
in Warning Mexico.
SWIFT IS MOVEMENT
Of Developments at Washing
ton and Mexico City in
the Pending Crisis.

WASHINGTON, d. C., Aug. 23-
Developments in the Mexican stu
alton were moving swiftly today to-
ward a point which officials expecte 4
to determine whether President vii
son would read his special message
to Congress Tuesday.
Direct advtces from Mexico City
that Provisional President Huerta
might wish to reconsider his rejec-
ton of the American proposal before
president Wilson laid the negotia-
lions bare before the world have
changed the situation and today the
presidents plans we're contingent
upon the move of the next few hours,
President Wilson interrupted work
on his message long enough today
to get a few hours recreation on the
golf links. 1t is his usual week end
diversion and the president seldom
permits anything to interfere with
it,
Suggestions have been made to
the Washington government since
the exchange OF notes which indt-
Gated a tendency on the part Of the
Huerta oficials to delay the issue.
.rhe published reports in Mexico
City that Emdlio Rabasa would be
sent to Washington by Huerta on
confidential mission is credited here
to the extent that 1T Is known that
Efuerta has under consideration
plan to send an envoy to the Unite1
states to talk unoffcially with Pres
ident Wilson just as Mr.. Lind did
with Mr.. Huerta.
It is believed, however, that fred
erico Gamboa, minister of foreign
relations, would be the man chosen
by Huerta for the mission If such is
intended. Whether suggestion
would meet the approval Of the
United states is not known as yet,
but as evidencing desire to recon
slider the first rejection OF the Amer
lean proposal, the news JIG REGARDED
as OF much significance.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-08-23
And Then Wash It's Hands of
the Affair is the Ulti-
matum Given.

SHERBlROOK, Quebec, Aug. 2 3
out Of the legal tangle surrounding
the case Of Harry K. Thaw, detained
in the sherbrook jail as a fugitive
from Matteawan, there issued this
AFTERNOON what was understood to
be an uitimatum from the immigra-
ton authorities. It was that ThaT'
if he SO elected, would be deported
to Newport, VT. as an undesira bic
after his arrangement in court here on
Wednesday sand that then the Cana
dian authorities would wash their
hands Of the affair. If he chooses
not to submit to deportation he VIZ
be held here under the present com
mitment Of being fugitive and will
not have a hearing should he drop
his habeas corpus proceedings until
the October term Of court.
This Put the next step in the case
squarely up to the prisoner himself
a situation said to be very pleasing
to him. His lawyers conferred with
him all the forenoon, but with 'whaE
results was not known.
After his admission last night that
he was the chauffeur that drove
Thaw from Matteawan Gentleman
Roger" Thompson kept his mouth
I closed today. Thaw. however, issued
statement that he had retained
counsel to defend Thompson and
that he regarded the chauffeur as Q
British subject. Thaw was very
petulant particularly so over Roger
Thompson's declaration that he had
''been framed into the Matteawan
plot. His cell IS near Thompson s
but they have not tried to talk to
each other.
Letters and kilograms OF encour
agement are pouring in on the pris.
] oner but he is still without personal
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-08-23
CLOSED
Until September Are the
Central West Virginia
Fair Grounds.

Owing to the fact that carpenters
and other workmens exhibitors and
concessionaries are making prepare
lions at the fair grounds for the big
Central West Virginia Fair to be
held there the frst week in Septem-
Der, it will be impossible to admit
the public to the grounds until the
first day of the fair, September I.
The Improvements at the grounds,
the extenstveness Of the concessions
and the larger number Of shows that
will be there week after next will
surprise every one who attends it.
These things are OF such magnitude
as to change the appearance Of the
entire grounds. Hundreds of men
are working on long shifts In order
to have everything complete and In
readiness by the time the fair opens.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1913-08-23
MYSTIC KEY
or Elkdom Stolen from the
Mt. Lebanon, Pa, Lodge
Arrives Here.

The great mystic key OF Elkdona,
stolen from the Mt Lebanon, Pa.
lodge by william Randall. member
OF Clarlrsburg lodge, May ~ arrived
here Saturday morning. Where i
has been since stolen is real mys-
terry. There is nothing to trace II
and it seems to have been just as
mystic in transit as 1t Is itself mystic.
The key is massive. being some
twenty feet long and very heavy.
It's history Is carried with 1t as every
lodge that has had it has not failed
to say 80 on it together with the date
when stolen.
just how old the big thing. Is no
one knows but It has had check
cred career since early in 1911 ~
shown by date on it. New York
lodge appears to have had 1t first
and some time later New York got
it again. Other lodges which have
had possession of it ara jersey City,
Camden, Trenton. Bronx, Whining
ton, Long Branch, Greensboro, AS
bury Park. Chester and Mt. Lebanon
lodges.