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They Surely Must.

the corner Of the main street In . certi!n
little Kentucky town. had never seen an
automobile.
When . good hsed touring car came rushing up
the street ct about thirty miles an hour And
slowed down lust enough 10 take the corner on
two wheels. hts sstonhhmsot ~ extreme.
The old fellow watched the disappearing car
with bullying eyes and open mouth. Then. tur,.
Ing to Q bystandsr he remarked solemnly:
The horses must sholy ha' been travellina
some when they got loose from that gentleman q
carisssr'-Philadelphis Ledger.
The evening world., 1913-10-01
No Wasted Energy.
\ N East slIty. ninth strest noth1r

A N East slly.ninth strest nothsr vsttaS q
~ tho precocioH economy Of Effort 6playsl
by her sig -year.old son.
"Frederick" she called to him ~ seAe
afternoon. go up and wash yourself this niaula.
You arc frishtfully dirty"
why. mother. my hands Amt . BIT listy. -
he objected. holding out those membsn SR =,
Gpection.
But your face 10 dirty. Go and vasA ~
"You wash my face for me. mother"
Nonsense. CANT . great big b,y LII -
wash his own facet"
YES. but I'd have To get my hands ~, ~
my hands don't need it,"-Cle,elsud Plain Il,a,e,.
The evening world., 1913-10-01

Mr.. Jarr Writes Back Home for $3.50;
But at a Pinch He Will Accept $3.50

guide. that the Spaniards lost all pres
tige In cuba after the Battle Of San
Juan Hill. because the Americans and
Cubans with only fourteen thousand
soldiers decisively defeated fully six
hundred Spaniards.
Up to that time the naughty Dons
had held ell Americanos Chats us) ip
contempt. They had proudly claimed
that one spaniard could whip q thou
sand Americans, but. according to the
suide. backed up by q grouchy person
The evening world., 1913-10-01

To the Editor At The Evening World.
Papers are stating that the prevalence
Of typhoid fever IL due TO Impure milk.
allow me to state few facts. am at
work In a renting once for a real estate
arm and hear frequent complaints
sbout dirty water from tanks on the
roof. The tenants complain. II We
mention this 10 the owner he some
times says; 'Notify the janitor; no
mere expense" Janitor says It is not
~ work and TO send for plumber
Me- tAsss conditions are equally bad.
The evening world., 1913-10-01

have seen old Moro Castle and the
tortuous channel whore Hobson sank
the MerrimAc. the battlefield Of San
Juan Hill. where the charge Of Ei
Caney was made. where Richard Hard
ing Davis wrote SOLDIERS Of Fortune"
Z ind. according TO Q vsracious young
The evening world., 1913-10-01
The Days Good Stories

Then the other fellow says. THAT'S BAAh Q
new member. Hes not ven popular hsFe."
why noti"
"Oh, he's slways trying 10 star somstht,e.-s
II see. Quarreisome disposi,ion. shi"
mo. not ct all. He owns . motorcycle =.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The evening world., 1913-10-01

"A : L.; s =
inquired c o n a q
plaintivsly.
stop being poet
ical!" I reprimsnd.
ed.
mo. honest" she
reiterated. these
here days make me
feel like I could
cold-shoulder . rea!
The evening world., 1913-10-01
Il Wouldn't Start.

THEY'VE got . new Joke over At the auto
mobile club. They arins It on even
stranger that will bite. but they won't
spriug II any more. because everybody will XII Nv
II after Il Is printed hare.
The stranger 10 led TO ask. Who y that man
over In the coruerf"
The evening world., 1913-10-01
The Nay Manton Fashions

Ouch a little ii.
- mono as this
~ one belongs In
every laysttA
Baby will surely
need its warmth. II
Is essentially dainty
and attractive and
II Is perfectly sim.
pie withal: In fact
II Is cut all In one
piece and the edges
are tied together un.
der the arms. In the
picture blue cash.
mere Is embroidered
and the hand work
is charming. but. a.
a matter of course.
bands of the mates,
rial could be used "
finish I h 9 edges,
Cashmere and alba.
tross are the mate.
rails largely In use
for, kimonOs OF thiS
kind. but he little
sacque Is pretty
m n q e OF washable
silk lined with TIE
same. White With
bands of blue or
pink makes q pretty
sacque or the seal.
loped edges could Be
hound with braid ar
with bias strips OF
the material. II 4
little more warmth
Is wanted, the saoQue
Is pretty made from
white albatross with
lining OF colored ak.
For the long XII.
mono Will be needed
fnr tIr ck.rt
The evening world., 1913-10-01

frog day. and took him home and said he calrese4
educate him; and so he never done nothing for tA0oo
months but Get In his back yard and that froO -
Jump And you bet he did learn MN. too.
He'd give him a little punch behind. and the nsxt uln
you'd that frog whirns In the air like doushnut
SEQ him turn ono summerset maybe couple. u he
start and down dat-footed and all right.
like cat. He got him In the matter Of ketchiug
flies. and ken him In practice constant that he'd nail
ny every time as fur as he could see him.
smiley said all a frog wanted education and he
could do most anything-And I believe him. Why rye
him Dan Webster down here this noor-Da~n
Webster the of the frog-snd sing out. Eliza
Dan'i hies!" and aucker'n could wink he'd spring
straight up and ny of'n the counter thera aAd
Aop down on the agn solid COB Of mud. M
The evening world., 1913-10-01
Twenty Gems
Of American HumOr
Famous Selections From the Works Of Or Cow
ty's Foremost Lauehmskers.
I.-MARK TWAN.-The Jumping Frog of CaIauerss.


NJ o
w for I'm o
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
For Circuit Judge

To the Voters Of the Sixteenth Judicial Circuit
Of Arkansas: L.
am candidate for the Office Of Circuit Judge
Of the Sixteenth judicial Circuit at the dhtnocrat-
ic primary In March, 1914.
l sincerely thank you for the very liberal sup
port you gave me in 1910. and now ask you, one
and all. to give'me your support at the coming
primary whether see you before that time or
not, which hope to do. But in the meantime
please consider YOURSELVES PERSONALLY
SOLICITED by me to enlist in my behalf. II ell
ected shall use my every energy to give fair
and business administration to the duties Of the
office az prescribed by law.
Please investigate my past record, and II found
worthy and competent, will thank you for your
support Sincerely.
DAVID l.. KING.
The Record is authorized to announce ]. b,
Baker Of lizard County candidate for Judge Of
the Sixteenth judicial Circuit, subject to the ae-
ton Of the democratic primaries.
The Record s authorized to announce S. A. D.
Eaton Of Randolph county n candidate for Judge
Of the Sixteenth judicial Circuit subject to the
action OF the democratic party
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
Two Weddings

Luther Norris, a fine young man Of
Pouehkeepsie, was married Wednes-
day to Miss Ola Hutchison, daughter
Of Mr.. and Mrs. N. V. Hutchison Of
that place. Esq, G. II, Justus per-
formed the ceremony.
Dr. j. 4. Stoekard, well known
citizen Of Ash Flat, was married
Wednesday to Miss Ethel Williams,
daughter Of Mr. and Mrs, W, p,
Williams Of that place, Rev. Swift
Anderson officiating.
The Record joins many friends of
these people in extending consratu-
lations and best wishes.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
For Clerk and Recorder

The Record IL authorized TO announce $, H.
Johnston OF Sullivan township candidate fol
Clerk and Recorder Of Sharp County, subject Il
che action Of the democratic party,
The Record ID authorized TO announce G. W
Aldridge Of jackson township n candidate fol
Clork and Recorder Of Sharp County, subject Il
the action Of the democratic primaries,
The Record Ia authorized to announce u, A
Doyee Of Hardy township candidate for Clerk
and Recorder Of Sharp County, subject TO the ae'
ton OF the democratic party
The Record Ia authorized TO announce W, II
spotta Of Strawberry township a candidate foi
Clerk and Recorder Of Sharp County, subject Il
the action Of the democratic party,
The Record Ia authorized 10 announce 0ttt
6sthey Of piney Fork township candidate fol
Clerk and Recorder Of Sharp County, subject Il
the petion Of the democratic party.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
LOCAL NEWS.
s.NN~e~~~~~~>~~n.

Miss Leah Stokes is spending the
week at Hardy.
W. N Arnold, one of our good
friends in Lebanon township, was in
to see US Monday.
DR.. II. W. Brown of Batesville
spent several days this week visit
ing his sister, Mrs, G. W. Moser
Mrs. V. A. Davidson and her
daughter, Miss Ollie, returned to
their home at Hardy Wednesday
after q short visit here.
Guy Edwards, who Is attending
school at Alton ILL.,, Is spending the
holidays with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs, W, A, Edwards, and his many
young friends.
j. M, llarrell and family of Will
ford were in Evening Shade a few
days the latter part of last week,
guests of Mr. and Mrs, j, M. Simp-
son,
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
.1oor Blood
is Responsible

for much sickness and suffer.
ing because its quality deter.
mines our resistivc power.
With poor blood we are Ian.
guild, susceptible to colds, lack
natural energy and ambition,
and the gradual d cline Of
strength makes prompt and
careful treatment necessary.
Drugs or alcohol cannot make
blood and must be avoided.
ScoTT's EMULSION is natures
grandest blood-maker because
of Its wholesome medical nourishmeht,
so carefully predigested that It assimi.
lates without taxing digestion and
quickly increases the red eorpuseles
OF the blood, strengthens the organs
and tissues and upbuilds the whole
system.
Absolutely nothing compares with
seorr's EMULSION TO purify and en-.
rich the blood to overcome or avoid
anaemia' II Is totally free from al.
eohol or opiatcs and your health de.
mands the purity Of Seorr's.
esett & bewut, aleem6sld, MI i,a,
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
For County Judge

The Record Ia authorized to announce w. II
Kelley OF Strawberry township a candidate foi
County Judge Of Sharp County, subject to tho
action Of the democratic primaries,
The Record Ia authorized to announce 7, j
Davidson OF piney Fork township a eandIdat,
for County Judge Of Sharp County. subject L
tho action Of the democratic primaries.
The Record 10 authorized to announce W, T
Horn OF Cave township n candidate for Count,
Judge Of Sharp County subject to the action O
the democratic party,
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
the said corporation and the tran
saction Of such other business as
mDy come before the meeting.
W. A. Edwards, Pres.
W, N Metcalf, Cash,
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING

The annual meeting Of the stock
holders Of Bank Of Cave City will
be held in the banking house Of
said bank in Cave City, Arkansas,
on Jan, s, 1914, at 2 o'clock p, NJ,
for the purpose Of eleotine directors
for the ensuing year and for the
transaction of any other business
that may come before the meeting.
W, T. Montgomery, Pres,
A. +, Albright, Cash.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
For Sheriff and Collector

The Record Ia authorized 10 announce w. o,
Smith Of piney Fork township candidate for
Sheriff and Collector Of Sharp County, subject u
the democratic primaries,
The Record Ia authorized TO announce ], II,
Kftley OF Sullivan township candidate for
sheriff and Collector u Sharp County, Subjeet "a
the action Of the democratic primaries,
The Record Ia authorized 20 announce W, W.
pfistow Of pihey Fork township a candidate for
reelection es sheriff and Collector ot SHARP
County, aubiect 10 the action of the democratic
prlmarles
The Record IL authorized 10 announce tum
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
ANNOUNCEMENTS
For Congress

The Record Is authorized to announce Judge
George T. Humphries Of Salem a candidate for
Congress from the Second District Of Arkansas,
subject To the action Of the democratic primaries.
Tho Record is authorized to announce W. A.
Oldheld of Independence county u candidate for
reelection to Congress from the Second District.
subject to the action of the democratic party.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
For Tax Assessor

The Record is authorized to announce M. E.
Butler of Big Creek township candidate for
Tax Assessor of Sharp County, subject to the ac-
tion of the democratic party.
The Record is authorized to announce T. H.
McCaleb of Jackson township candidate for re-
election as Assessor of Sharp County. subject to
the action Of the democratic party.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
FOR Treasurer

The Record is authorized to announce ]. L.
Gyngard of Lebanon township candidate for
Treasurer Of Sharp County, subject to the action
Of the democratic primaries.
The Record is authorized to announce W. c.
Snow Of Piney Fork township candidate for
Treasurer of Sharp County, subject to the action
Of the democratic party.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING

Notice Is hereby Given that the
annual meeting Of the stockholders
Of the Bank Of Evening Shade will
be held at the bank building In the
town ol Evening Shade, Sharp Coun-
ty Arkansas, on Monday, January
8, 1914, at 2 o'clock p, m,, for the
purpose Of eleetine five directors Of
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
Former Resident OF This Section Sends Best
Wishes To All Old Friends.

Editor Record:-Since 1897 have
been located in nine different coun-
ties in Arkansas. am now living
in Ouachita county, the annual
conference of the Protestant Meth
odist Church having lately sent me
from Clay county to South Ark
ansas, a distance of 260 miles.
Kirkland is situated IA miles south
of Camden on a branch Of the Iron
Mountain railroad. fPU1nt-f~
This is the poorest part Of ArkdgP
sas have ever seen. The white
people that live here are good folks,
but there are about two negroes to
one white. There are soile good
farms, but most of the land is yet
in the woods. Land in the woods
is worth from five to twenty dollars
an acre. On the river Z -aise
lots of cotton and corn, anar,orn is
now selling at one dollar q bushel,
while a seventy-five pound bale of
hay is worth IS cents. There are
many sawmills located in this Sec
ton. u
am in the midst of people who
are loyal to their church and pastor,
and am we'll satisfied with the pros
poets for the year before lie, Best
wishes to old Sharp counF and her
people.
Y, j. Cathey.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
COLLECTORS \

Notice Is hereby gwen Wv. ~,
taxpayers Of the various ~, N,
County, Arkansas at @ w., ~
datca mentioned below ''' ,s0 %''
Ing the taSCS for tho y''' wv ~,
Lave Creek township wv
January 70, 1914 .,s
Morgan township csN''I ''i. N M
Lebanon township D'''''''
ncsday. January a. ,,a
strawberry township '''
January 10, Al, Nd
North Big Rock '0w'''''"
day, January 10 ...,,.,, n
South Big Rock ''wA''N
January H. a. msNl
washington township wv
day, January j" a. f,hrs|
Big Creek 'own'n,y' !. ,IA
"wednesday. cT January ls',...'I. % '1a|p n
Scott township, SAs,''''' :.
day, January % and ~ cl,. n
Cave township, Cave WV
a. Sullivan township, l'd'" y. N y
January 20, sidney 'S''I,II " v,I \
johnson township S'
uary 2S, ...,,Is. fms|
Thursday, January ."
inelusIyo' .,lo J,tIell
RIchwoods town'SIV' ,.'.I ,y,'',,lr'|
February 10, AaO !. r'''
February 7and ~ KIM Y
'io' Davidson v township y"
February lo' A. RIAfi@|
Highland township
ruary 20. . ,oup,hiN "
North Lebanon WV
February 2l A.. gInN6 /
j, Jackson township, :, ,'dS i
South South Union ,ov',.'I'', 1 ,'I'S',ld,I
,,oose, "wednesday N.,.l.S'"' w
@p' G reS's.,, 's,,.s,'SIp. X N1
AIRY a. III ,0wnshIp "
saturday l'ebt,'a'', ,l," ',lsrlt d, ir'I
''Ilr Hardy township, s,,,,,s '''s'I q II~.sl
b. o'yS" 1T EMU under my '''' w i
oember, 1917 ,.3
sheriff
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26

Atty S, A, D. Eaton Of Pocahon-
tos spent Saturday In Evening Shade
meeting the people, Mr.. Eaton Is a
candidate for circuit Judge and O
stranger to most of our people, but
he impresses those with whom he
comes In contact as a likable, clean
gentleman,
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26

McGinness of Big Creek township a candidate
for Sheriff and Collector of Sharp County, sub
ject to the action of the democratic party.
The Record is authorized to announce Tom
Chapman of Hardy township a candidate for
Sheriff and Collector of Sharp County, subject to
the action of the democratic primaries.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
For Representative

The Record is authorized to announce +. l..
Dickcrson Of piney Fork township candidate
for Representative from Sharp County, subject
to the action of the democratic,party.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26

When interrupted by the rain of
the present week j, r, Ray, a sue
cessful farmer living near town, had
about fifty ocres Of ground plowed
for next seasons crop,
Hardy Higginbottom and his son,
Cleo, of Lebanon township were
locking after some business matters
at the court house one day the
latter part Of last week,
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
THE RECORD
BY CLAUDE L. COGER.

Entered at the PostolIee at Evening Shade, Ark
as soeond-class matter.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
Kirkland, Ark.


Sharp county will have-six dele
gates in the next democratic state
convention, a gain of one over the
number the county has had for sew
eral years.
You have as fine lot of cores
pondents as could be found any
where. Long may the Record and
its readers live T. Num-, Well
ington, Texas.
Why not ship your cotton to
Abston-Wynne & Co., Memphis,
Tenn, where it will be sold on grade
and staple, with eighty competing
buyers? They make a speciality of
staples and benders.
All goods pur-
chased of Us af-
ter Jan. | must
be paid for at
the time or ar
rangementmade
for payment at
the end of 30.
days. Edwards
Mere. Go.
D. X. Taylor and wife have had
as their guests during holidays Lee
Taylor and family Of Helena, Mr..
and Mrs, Gus Orr Of Williford and
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom PEBBLES of Leba-
non township.
N0TICE-Your account with US
is past due and we are compelled to
meet our debts, so come in and set
tie up. We are closing out our stock
at very low prices. Come In and
see us. Anderson g. Clark.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26

| Miss Elsie Metcali anil
Rosebrough came upA|
vile Tuesday for a vii
tives and friends.
Willie Miller Of Nelut
visitor to town Iues1
teaching in Scott tovnAl|
ports having a good sid
| Prof. and Mrs. Fla h
left Tuesday for HfIrI
| where they will spend ID
der of the week with III h
! A. G. Gray, father Of Ma k
| This is the wrong xl
year to extend long ID
must have some time
accounting Of our bMh}
ness affairs in general \
not ask US for eytendai'
wards Nero Co.
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
Our P,y n

These friends Of thss
paid subscriptions duf4II
D. H. Yeaeer, j. +, cr'i
Crownover, 7. l. Seek
Sidney; Esther MiHsaI
Tyler, Shelbyville; S W
W. J. Powell, Balboa Y
Layne; Ed GipsOn, hNi
Orr, Wiliford;; WHY
Fiat, j. B. WalhlDS VI
Imboden; Lee Taylor \
Norris, Evening Shat' |
Wellington, Texas VI
Plainview, Texas; lAi
Texas; Miss Annie hlIlI
Mrs. Esther BonhaIn' VI
Sharp County record., 1913-12-26
People In Ease.t,s,, :

! The following D,,,,.
rendered re 1I at King aiIsus atiIISua
Of il January 8, 1914: 4''s st
| Ss''e.I't Song led by PHI. Bu,
! Invocation, IN Rev. es',,. s''l
! Music by band.
! Opening op address, s.,
|, Educational adde's, a !,
Vey. v
| Recitti Rscitation, Msssis si,,|
| Eecitation, E Floran ian Roy sls
Song. wa
| Recl Recltati0n' Alley lo,I
| pecis. Defamation, charI,, '
| Recitation, BESSIE ~
| Ee Eecitation, Sylvia NM M
| Character C!, building Re- aat
| Recitation, Mary S,' sla',.
Address, The Power !
f. E. Kelley.
I'll Make Her Low
Garland Boiler.
|, ''0io oi training in Sh
Lane. '''''
Music by band.
Biography of Gen Ia
van. m
! Question box, Edna b
Song.
Discussion.
| These exercises sassH
O'clock Everybody int,
your song books.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-03-13
Oregon Almanac Used As Text Book

The Oregon Almanac, issued by the
State Immigration Commission, is ir
demand by schools and colleges, where
it is used as a text book, which is help
ing along the know-your-state move.
ment. The almanac, of which an edi.
ton OF 38Q000 was printed, is filled
with data carefully gathered and COM
piled and is, in substance, all admirable
encyclopedia on Oregon. The book is
being distributed to inquirers in all
parts of the country from the Portland
headquarters of the Oregon Develop
ment League and copies will be sent,
without charge to any state schools de-
string them for use in educational
work. During the coming year the
book will be completely revised and
enlarged and letters are now being sent
out to county assessors in order to get
accurate statistics on land classifca-
tlaon in the various parts of the state,
in order that reliable figures may be
printed as to the extent of land, tim
bered, tllable, untillable. etc.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-03-13
R. R. COMMISSION
REGULATES UTILITIES

Under the provisions of the Public
Utilities bill passed by the people at
the last general election. the railroad
commission has supervision OF the
making Of rates by public utilities cor
porations. The new law makes It
necessary for all companies to keep dis
played at ali Offices or stations, where
consumers make payment copies OF
schedules of their rates in such form as
can be readily read aud understood by
the public. 1t shall be unlawful for
any public utility corporation to
charge. demand or collect a greater or
less compensation for any service per
formed lbv it within the state or for
any services in connection herewith
than is specified in such schedules.
The new law provides for penalty
of from 500 to $4,000 for every case
of discrimination. Not only is the pub
lie utility liable, but the corporation or
Individual soliciting or receiving any
rebate or discrimination is liable to a
fine in the sum Of not less than $50 nor
more than 81 900.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-03-13
Benedict Club Improves Courts

The tennis courts of the Benedict
Iennls club on Oak street have been
improved A retaining wall has been
punt along Oak street and the courts
nave been made several feet longer,
making the ground a great deal more
y5o.n.modlous for the palyer. The Bene-
ulcI cub has already begun its years
tournaments, With the advent of the
warm spring days members of the or
ganlzatlon have formed the habit of
arising early and, greeting the rising
sun garbed in their tennis clothes.
tjter few warm contests on the ex-
Celient courts and after good
breakfast, following the cold shower,
'ne business Benedict finds that he is
Sole TO lind the keenest enjoyment in
his days work.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-03-13
ADVICE ASKED AS
TO NATIONAL AID

Senator jonathan Bourne. Jr., chair
man of the ioint committee on federal
aid in the construction Of post roads.
Representative D. w. Shackleford, of
Missouri, vice chairman, have recently
submitted the following questions to
papers throughout the country in an
endeavor to secure the public senti-
ment as to national aid on highways:
!. Should the government make ap-
preparation in aid of public roads?
z. On what roads should the first
government appropriation, if made, be
expended: (a) all roads; (b) post roads
(R. f. ID. and star routes) (c) main
travelled market roads; I'D main high
ways connecting important cities and
towns IN the state (e) trunk line, in
terstate highways connecting state
capitols9and large cities?
3. Should the government appropri-
alton be expened on construction, on
maintenance, on general improvement,
or on any or all of these. or should the
allotment by the government be uncon-
ditional, or paid as reward after To-
ca authorities have constructed or
maintained highway in good condi-
tion?
4. What proportion of cost of con-
struction, improvement, or mainte-
nance should be borne by national gov
erment, state, county. road district,
and abutting property owners, respec-
lively, or what amounts should be al
lotted to the states on an unconditional
plan, or what amounts per mile should
be paid as rewards?
5. Should the federal appropriation
be apportioned among the states on
basis of population, area, mileage of
roads, mileage Of rural and star routes,
taxable valuation, or a combination of
these?
6. Should the supervision of con-
struction or maintenance Of govern
ment aided road be by the federal gov
ernment, the state and local authorities
Or iOiutIu9
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-03-13

, When YOU have rheumatism in your
loot or instep apply Chamberloin's iipi.
ment and You will get quick relief /,
costs but a quarter. Why suffer? Far
sale by all dealers. i0'