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The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-08-18
ENGLISH LORD
!: JOKE SUBJECT
HIS WIFE FRAMES UP SUFFRAG-
ETTE SCARE WHICH Sue
CEEDS.
/. Detectives Interfere When the Lord
Became Angry and Disclose the
Counterfeit.

LONDON, Aug. 18.-London society
and official circles today are laughing
heartily over Chancellor of the Ex-
chequer David Lloyd-George's latest
encounter with "suffragettes.' AL
were not the real article, he got a
rare fright, and several Scotland
Yard men who winked lat the hoax
have been severely reprimanded
The suffragettes have been on
= Lloyd-George's trail for the past three
years and he never goes anywhere
without bodyguard of plain clothes
men. When he received an invitation
to Wilmington Hall Cheshire, home
ish Chemical Trust" he felt no hes
itation in accepting, for Sir Alfred is
one of the pillars of Liberalism whom
the Chancellor could depend for pro-
lection from annoyances.
Wife's Practical Joke.
Sir Alfred's wife, however, who is
as unconventional as she is beauti-
full, decided to make LloydGeOrges
fear of suffragettes the excuse for a
practical joke. She enlisted the aid
of bosom friend and the two dom
ned wigs, spectacles and other artistic
attire, lined their faces with paint and
armed themselves with suffragette lit
erature and hammers.
They trailed the Chancellor to the
golf links where he was peacefully
playing.
While skulking behind some bushes
they were spotted by detectives who
demanded to know their business.
I'VE are visitors invited by Sir AL
fred Mond,' said Lady Mond.
when were you invited?'' thunder
ed detective.
Women are Suffering.
Nineteen years ago." promptly re-
piled the mistress of the estate, nam
ing the date of her marriage to Sir
Alfred. But as the sleuths were still
skeptical, Lady Mond, fearing her
Joke would be spoiled disclosed her
identity and her purpose. The detec-
tives grinning broadly, withdrew. Just
as Lloyd-George was driving off from
a tee Lady Mond and her companion
rushed out brandishing hammers and
shouting "Votes for Women. Women
are suffering while you are indiffer-
ent."
White with apprehension and anger,
Chancellor LloydGeorge swung
around and said, I'm here to play
golf and not to talk politics"
Lady Mond could not repress gig
gle, and Lloyd-George, taking good
look at her, penetrated the disguise
For a moment he seemed inclined to
give the two shaking, but his sense
of humor triumphed and he joined his
hostess in a roar of laughter. But
the suffragettes are such sore point
with him that only Lady Mond's in
tercession prevented the accommodate
ing detectives from being removed
from their Jobs temporarily at least.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-08-18

tied, no part of the country has better
crops or looks so good as does the
Palouse between Oakesdale and Mos
cow"
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1913-08-18
Prosperity For One is Prosperity
By Holland

Holland
YOUR FARM DEPENDS
THE VALUE OF BOTH
DEPENDS ON VALUE OF PROPERTY IN THE NEAREST VII
LACE TOWN. PROSPEROUS TOWNS ARE ALWAYS
VALUABLE THAN THOSE NEAR DEAD Or DYING SETTLE
MENTs. AND THIS IS TRUE WITHOUT REGARD
THE FARMER DEPENDS TOWN JUST AS THE TOWN DE-
PENDS FOR PROSPERITY THEIR DESTNES ARE
NTERLNKED, COMMON. WHAT HURTS ONE
HURTS THE OTHER AFFECT THE CITY RESI-
DENT WHO DOES NOT RADISHES AND DEPRESSED
BUSINESS DEPENDS ON SOll
WEATHER AND MUSCLE FOR LIVING.
MONEY SENT TO MAIL ORDER HOUSES HELPS TO TURN THIRTY
TOWNS THEREBY DEPRECIATES
THE VALUE OF FARM LAND DECREASES THE POPULATION OF
TOWNS MOST DIRECTLY PRODUCTS OF THE
LOWERS AND EGGS, FOR
CHICKENS AND FOR FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
SO, FARMER, DEAL WITH MAIL ORDER HOUSE IN
DISTANT CITY TAKING COURSE THAT TAKES FROM
YOUR FARM, RENDERS II LESS DESIRABLE
AS PLACE RESIDENCE LESS PRODUCTIVE OF PROFIT
CAN'T FOLLOW SYSTEM THAT INJURIES YOUR NRIGHBORS
WITHOUT THE Ex
YOURSELF. SAFER COURSE AND
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
AT the Hotels

r. A. Aas of Northwood is in the
city.
M. S. Manyan of Rolla spent the day
in the city.
Miss Mary ziller of Verona spent the
day In the city. i
Louis Jurgins of Wahpeton was in
the city today.
d. C. Helmick is here for a day or
two from Hatton.
E. o, Chase of Lisbon is a. guest at
the Waldorf hotel
Mrs Henry Heath of Gardner spent
yesterday in the city.
H. L.. Owen is at one Of the leading
hotels from Lisbon
Marshal Shea came up from Wahpe-
ton for a day or two.
III, c. Nelson of Noonan called on
friends here yesterday.
Mrs.sP. E. Piercy of McClusky is WIS.,
iting in the city today.
Miss Bessie Noonan of Verona was a
visitor in the city today,
Roland Magill is in the city for
short time from Verona.
w. G. Holland of Stansberry was in
the city today on business
Geo. T. Standish is registered among
the guests at the Waldorf.
s. E. Ellsworth of jamestown is call
ing on friends in the city.
III. w. Mullen of Casselton was a
Fargo business caller today.
w. A. smylie of WheatIand was a
guest In the city this week.
John Brady of Valley city is trans
acting business in the city.
r. E. Austin of Casselton was a, bus
ness visitor in the city today.
H, G: Nelson of Noonan mingled in
Fargo business circles today.
DR.. f. J. Barrette of Williston is
stopping at the Metropole hotel.
f. H Adams of Bismarck is regis
tered at one of the local hotels.
Pres. B. H. Kroeze of Jamestown col
lese Is guest at the Gardner hotel.
Fred Jensen and Louis Larson ar
rived this morning from Wheatland
DR.. ]. f. Barrett was registered to-
day alta Fargo hotel from Williston
Miss Frances Moran of Valley City
was In the city to spend Memorial day
j. S. Emerson and family from La
Moure are spending a day or two in
Fargo.
Mrs. A. q olsey Of New Rockford
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
Play Pleased All.

Alaska Lou was the offering of the
Grand Stock Co. for the last half Of the
week and last night the two audiences
were very much pleased with what
they saw, for the company was at it's
best and there were several hands"
throughout the evening. The play
opens in apartments in New York and
the second and third acts are seen in
the same great city. The fourth act
and the great climaxes are in Alaska
in the Cabin Of Bill on the Tananam
and the story from beginning to end
was an exciting melodrama full OF
sensational situations. The cast:
Will Martin, an artist ..............
.................. Ward T. Cassidy
Tom Martin, his brother, Jack Carleton
Harry Phillips, his friend, Joe Golden
May Lester his wife ............
.......... Miss Virginia Hadley
Little Billie, his son, Miss Gladys Smith
Lou Miller, the Girl from Alaska -.
....... Miss Madell Won Volner
Kate Dawson, a chara cter from the
Northland ...... Miss Madge Carson
Mush Miller, from the Yukon .....
............... Hat carson
Mamulete Mike, Mayor Of Circle =.
........."........ Chas. Hart
Roxey, Mays Maid ................
........-...... Miss Gladys Gillian
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
Social Notes

Mrs. r. J. Dunlop of Duluth is the
guest for a time of her mother, Mrs.
E. Whipp1e of Tenth street south.
Miss Lorine Pollock is entertaining
for few days a former classmate,
Miss Clara Jensen Of Edgerton. Wis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Phayne Tompkins of
Chicago are expected in the city this
evening to be the guests for a few
days of Mr.. and Mrs. L. e. Goodwin
of Ninth street north.
This evening the Fine Arts club will
close the season with a joint meeting
of all the sections of the organization
gramme has been arranged by the
music and drama sections and all
members are especially invited to be
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
The Theatres
Talking Pictures and PIayIet.

The great talking pictures continue
to be the wonderment and pleasure Of
the patrons Of the Orpheum theatre
and in addition to that Manager F'oW-
Ter has an excellent bill which pleased
the audiences of yesterday. The head
liner of this is Ferns & Bennett CO.,
who have a cleverly written little
sketch entitled The F'avorite, and as
may be imagined from the title 1t Is
written about the race track and Is
certainly a bright bit Of work and
nicely given. The players were given
hearty applause at the close. The
work of Messrs, Ferns and Bennett
was very finely done.
Ayers Sisters and Major Mohler have
a new act in roller skating which went
very we'll, Of the many acts of the kind
that have been seen here. Jack Ait
kin in his new singing and dancing
and talking stunt was also one Of the
favorites of the last half Of the week
and Morris & Summers in their COM
edy singing and talking act also came
in for good applause. The show is a
neat one and pleased ALL The Coscio
orchestra and the Orpheumscope pic
lures in addition to the talking pic
lures all went well with the excellent
hin.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

ready for distribution at this time.
The Ladies' Aid society of the ST..
Marks English Lutheran church held
their regular meeting yesterday after
noon with Mrs Lief Henning as host
ess. About fifty ladies were present
and after a business session, pro-
gramme of music was enjoyed. Miss
LEVITT played pretty solo and. solos
by Miss Halland and Miss Larson were
very beautiful and these young ladies
also played a pleasing duet, The
church parlors were attractively dec
Grated with lilacs and apple blossoms
and delicious lunch was served at the
close.
Miss Belle Menus was a charming
home of Mr.. and Mrs. T. L. Foulks in
the Hogan flats in honor of her broth
er, Oscar Menus, who is en- route to
his his home at Brinsmade, N. D., from
tending school. A happy evening of
music and games and contests was en-
1oyed, prizes for the latter being won
by Miss Anna Laura Goodman and Ira
Cline. At convenient hour a deli
ctous lunch was served. The guest list
included the Misses Bertha Hagen,
Belle Menus, Emma Solem, Anna Laura
Goodman 60 tiraIx and Olga standal and Oscar
Chester Foulks and Fred Thomas.
julius Baker, one Of Fargo's popular
young business men, has left for Min
neapolis in his car and from there will
go to Chicago, where on June his
marriage to Miss Florence E. Lukens,
| daughter of G. A. Lukens, editor of The
Implement News of Chicago, will take
place. The wedding will be solemnized
in the Washington Park Congrega-
tional church. MIR. Baker was accom-
panied to Chicago by Frank Johnson
of this city, who will be his best man
Mr.. and Mrs. r. T. Baker, Thomas
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
was a Memorial day visitor in the city

was a Memorial day visitor in the city
today.
r. A. Mares, the well known banker
of Wheatland, arrived in the city for
a short stay.
e. Watts and J. L. Smith, two war
veterans from Leonard, are in the city
for the day.
A party from Fingal includes T.. J
Kencke, G. F. Balsad, G. Y. Narnee+ and
August Kosser. Na..s .
Frank Wilson of Bathgate, editor OF
The Pink Paper, spent the day in the
business district. G5 "
.. o. Bye and wife and D. w. Price
and wife are a party from Fingal who
are in for the day. :. ~
Hon. e. Y. Sarles of Hillsboro is In
the city for the day and is registered
at the Metropole.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morgan and Mrs. |. C
Pigot and daughter are registered al
the Prescott from Leonard.
NJ. Cooney, M. Ruick, and Mr., and
Mrs. James Farrell of Casselton are
among the guests in the city.
Corsets for every figure in the very
best makes can be bought at reason
able prices at Black's.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
FRECKLES
DON'T Hide Them With Veil; Remove
Them with The New Prescription.

This prescription for the removal of
freckles was written by a prominent
in removing freckles and giving a
clear, beautiful complexion that 1T is
sold by Fout & Porterfield under an
absolute guarantee to refund the
money If it fails.
Don't hide your freckles under a
veil; get an ounce of othine and re-
move them. Even the first few appli-
cations should show wonderful i'm
provement, some of the lighter freck1es
vanishing entirely.
Be sure to ask the druggist for the
double strength othine; it is this that
is sold On the money back guarantee.
.--AdVt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

Last Monday at Barronette, Wis,
occurred the wedding of DR.. Harry G.
Knapp and Miss Myrtle Stiles. DR.
Knapp grew to manhood in Lisbon
being a graduate of the Lisbon high
school in the class of '03. A year ago
he graduated from Rush Medical col
lege of Chicago and is making good III
his chosen profession.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

Johnson will be guests from Fargo at
the wedding. Mrs. r. T. Baker will
serve as matron of honor.
This evening Mr.. and Mrs Robert
McCulloch will entertain the members
or the Tau Sigma club at a banquet
at the First NJ. E. church. A delight
III evening is anticipated by the young
ladies.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
Compassionate,

Ohio State Journal: Rose-He said
he would kiss me or die in the at
tempt. ....
Marie-WeI? ..
Rose-He has no life insurance, and
pitied his poor old mother. -
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
Narrow ESCAPE,

California Pelican: He-Will you be
my partner
She-Oh. George. this is so sudden!
Give me little time
He (continuing)-For the next
dance?
She (continuing)-To catch my
breath. L haven't recovered from the
last Boston yet,
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
Beware.

Boston Herald: Free advertising of
the friedman cure continues in the
medical journals, but much of it reads
like that employed at railroad cross
ings. ..
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
The Brute,

Vermont Crabbe. Coed. What
tense do use when say Il am beau
tiful?"
Bold Soph. Remote past.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
In John DIS Class,

Chicago Record Herald '1s he rich
enough to keep an automobile and a
yacht?" ~,
keeps lawyer"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
Mot fo BE Tolerated.

Cleveland Leader: The pet pig of
the New York police force has been
disposed Of. Nothing must be per-
mitted to remain in the department
that can squeal.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
How II Was.

Town Topics. "Is your wife going
away this summer"
"No, I'm sending her."
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
The Effete West.

Luisville Courier journal: A man
from California reports this:
First Little Boy: What's let do?
Second Little Boy. Let's go east
and be gunner.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

Last Wednesday evening John Han
son and Miss Emma Paulson were
joined in wedlock by Rev. H. O. Hell
seth. at the home of the brides broth
er, George Paulson at Bisbee.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

On Sunday, May 25, Miss Minnie
Wall and Jacob Wiebe were made hus-
band and wife at the brides parental
home on their farm eight miles north
of Alsen. Rev. John Guenther per-
formed the ceremony.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
Since Ewes Time.

Cincinnati Enquirer. A woman can
l say dear to another woman and make
it sound like I'm liar"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

1t pays to trade at cash store when
you are buying all manner of ready
to-wear garments. Try Black's.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

We believe you have never seen such
values in suits, coats and dresses as
you can now get at Blacks store
AdVt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

The marriage of Miss Olga A. will
Ioughby to H. c. Sigman. both of Cros-
by, took place last Saturday at the Of
flee of the county court and Judge
Pierce performed the ceremony.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

Why not expand the anti-noise cruz !.
SADIE so as to include the checker :,
board suit?
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30
STATE WEDDINGS

A quiet wedding took place Tuesday
evening at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Albert Knudson in Crosby, when Miss
Thelma Odlund was united in mar
riage to Ellis Togstad
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1913-05-30

In Times of Peace, It Is
Wall Street Journal: And they call
it the Pacific" coast!
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-01

courtesy which is the trademark of
the true gentleman. and though the
Virginian led the life of a sports
man. mingled with military service on
the frontier. yet he was receiving an
education which cannot be given in
modern times by any university IN our
country. an education which insured
with viGor. freshness and creative
power the great men who founded the
Union and framed the Constitution. and
1t was from these men that sprune
that spirit of resistance and opposi-
ton, and determination to submit TO
no form of government that did not
first consider the rights and welfare
of the people
The pntriarchal form which life
always took counteracted any tendency
TO develop a recognizable nouyeauy
riches class. and as consequence there
sprung up peculiar charm of ner
sonality, which has ever been noted
characteristic of these people of the
South; this has been emphasized in
many marked ways in the relationshi in
that existed between the master and
the slave In the olden days. il was
that OF protector and the protected
OF the strong and the weak, whence q
mutual reliance and affection was horn
which eliminated in an exhibition Of
devotion on the part of the slaves dur
Ing the Civil War which finds no coun.
terpart in the history of humanity and
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-01
Actress Tells Secret
"A Wei Known Actress Tells How Sb.
DnrSened Her Gray Hair md Pro-
NOTED It's Growth With n Sim
pie Home Made Mixture.

MISS Blanche Rose, a welI-known
actress VINO darkened her gray hair
with a simple preparation which she
mixed at home. in a recent interview
at chicago. ILL.,, made the following
statement; ANY lady or gentleman
can darken their gray hair and make
IL sort and glossy with this simple
recipe which they can mix at home.
haifpint Of water add 1 or. of
Day rum small box of Barbo Com
pound; and 4 OF. of glycerine. These
ingredients can be bought Mt any drug
store at very little cost. Amply to the
mar twice week until it becomes tho
required shade. This will make gray
haiTed person look 20 years younger
ALSO me 10 promote the growth
OF hair. relieves itching and SCALP hu.
mors and Is excellent for dandruff and
falling it."-Advertisement.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-01

sons. Madisons, Masons. Routledges,
Pinckneys and Cecils. idealists OF the
South: men of ideas as we'll as OF
Ideals, who fearlessly proclaimed their
love of freedom and a love of liberty
or mind and body amenable only to
the dictates of a supersensitive con-
science. always willing 10 concede to
others the rights demanded for it
self.
That spirit still lives in the South,
softened somewhat by the horrors of
war, but honored and followed with
mat abiding faith that filled the En-
peror Constantine as ne followed the
flaming cross. When William L. yam
cey rested from his labors and found
peace at last, deep in the soil Of that
land he loved so we'll, there passed
away the most virile exponent of Sec
ession: he died before Appomattox
came. and since that time we have
heard Lamar culogizing the dead
Sumner: Grady eloquently pleading for
new era OF patriotism but these
are eclipsed by the deed OF that South
ern boy who scuttled the Merrimac at
Santiago Hnrbor and opened the way
for the destruction of the Spanish
feet. Hobson's deed on that night,
facing death without a thought other
than that OF duty, was but the Sc
quence OF Southern ideals.
In few days from now the Blue
and the Gray will bivouac In friendly
greeting upon that field where fifty
years ago was fought the battle OF
Gettysburg. and in those fifty years
there has been an uniication Of the
whole country: again will they march,
the remnant of those two great armies
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-01

who. under Meade and Lee, commended
with a prowess shown by few in the
worlds history: those who followed
Lee will fling to the breeze their
blood stained. tattered and long furIed
Stars and Bars; those who followed
Meade Will unfurl their bullet-scarred
stars and Stripes. and with tbs glori-
Gus Star Spangled Banner waving at
the head OF the line the thinning ranks
VIII march to the music of Dixie.
and the Star Spanglcd Banner" and
under the waning light OF the moon
together Will sing in Joyous chorus
Home, Sweet Home" proclaiming an
united people. Cnmpfires will be lit
around which the veterans will smoke
the pipe of peace as they recount the
stories by flood and field OF those
eventful days in the history OF our
country. Peace has crowned the
South with victories, marvellous in
their scope and achievement, and from
the ashes OF their desolation. this fair
daughter has arisen and taken her
place in the column OF an united peo-
pie, crowned with prosperity, learned
in the school of adversely from the
example Of her revered Lee, and en-
couraged. helped and prayed for by
that army OF self-sacrificing women.
VIM, VIII IL ueNOtlOn as StrOEE and
sweet as that of Mary and the Mag
uale1e, were last at the cross and
earliest at tie grave, bringing ALWAYS
the joyful tidings of the resurrection,
and in all things nohly doing their
part in helping this New South 20 live
up TO the ideals of the old
The old South enthroned woman and
crowned her with a brilliant diadem
of honor and chivalrous reverence. so
that respect for her was an instinct
in the Southern youth. AS mother
sister or wife she reigned supreme.
Every homo from the highest to the
lowest felt her influence, and acknow-
lodged her sweet and gentle sway
No pomp Of ceremony or regal yes
ture was necessary. but conscious of
the reverence in which she was held
she reigned absolute in the hearts OF
all
Sectionalism now lies in the tomb OF
the capulets and the antinomies of the
Puritan and the Cavalier are but the
worm eaten sign-boards on the broad
highway OF our national supremacy
Let me sum up, then, what TO me
seem to be some of the ideals OF the
southern people, founded Ii YOU Will
upon sentiment but ideals which have
left their mark upon civilization and
have always tended to the elevatinr of
mankind to higher plane of morality
] would place first. freedom of wor-
sfhip. then love of country and home
mystical in It's intensity and as un
Quenchable as the fire Of st. Bridget at
kildare; chivalric devotion to wo-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-01

man, whose smiles are their talismans
whose wishes their ukase; an oratory,
unconventional in respect of strict
rules, but tender in pathos. burning in
inVeotive, fearless in defense and touch
ing in appeal: a devotion to God, coun-
try and humanity which throws every
safeguard around the family circle.
sanctifies the married life. and pre-
serves the virtue of the home; a poetry
and song. weird and sorrowful at times.
but always brea thing their love of lib
erty; a generous impulse not the re-
suit of climatic influences, but flowing
from hearts filled with the love Of
human kind
These are some of the ideals OF our
southland. and it is from them that
nave sprung the epoch makers of en-
nghtened civilization in the executive,
Judicial and legislative history OF our
country: these re the ideals that have
discarded sordid wealth for honest
worth. and have driven the MONEY!
changers from tho temple
Yes. the people of the South were
idealists dreamers. if you will. bur
their ideals have been the craven tab
lets OF stone and not the golden calf.
Let us. then. cherish these ideals. the
old order. in passing:
Passing, like the spirit of the shadow
dream:
Passing, like the mist upon the morn
EASING like the bubble in the hurrying
Passing. like the leaves of her oak
tree, bare
May the new never depart from the
'oeals bequeathed to them