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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

greenery decorated the table very pref
tlly. After the luncheon the guests re-
turned to the parlors where the re-
mainder of the afternoon was spent
in a delightful social way. The mem
bers devoted the greater part OF the
afternoon to their needle work. The
next party viii be given in three weeks
and the hostess will be Mrs. w. II.
Davis of Williams street.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12
LUNCHEON.

Mrs. William Hankey of Chicago en-
tertained the members of the Alpha Phi
Club very charmingly yesterday at the
home of her sister, Mrs. III. p. Douglas
IN Glendale Park. With the club mem
bers Mrs. Hankey entertained Mrs.
Olsen of Chicago who Is the house
guest of Mrs. w. H. Davis. Luncheon
was served in FIVE courses at one
O'Clock. The table appointments were
in white and pink. Carnations and
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12
REPEAT EASTER cANrArA.

The choir of the First Presbyterian
church, assisted by Miss Frances Full
Ter. Rev. Graham Fuller and Paul Full
Ter will repeat the cantata, The First
Easter at the Sunday evening service.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

THERE ARE MORE THAN THREE
TINES MORE TIMES CIRCULATED
EVERY DAPY THAN ALL THE 9TH.
Err DAILY PAPERS IN LAKE COUN3
TY PUT TOGETHER
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

luncheon was served after games. con-
tests and music had been enjoyed
Among the guests at the party were
the Misses Iva ~Brewbaker. Farnces
Fuller, Ethel Jacobson. Esther and
Irene Schroeder, Margaret Mclean.
Alice Harper, Hilda and Grace
Mathews. the Rev. Graham Fuller and
Mesrs. Mont Lemon. Howard Beatty.
Paul Fuller, and Harold Harper.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

All Monon trains will run or reeu-
lar schedule from this date, April IL.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Allan p. ivy
man of East Chicago a son. Mrs. ivy
man was formerly Miss Agnes Meikle
of Hammond.
Mr.. and Mrs. T.. f. Leary will enter
tain Miss Clara Kriewitz and Mr.. Frank
Gerhart of South Chicago at their home
in Logan street Sunday.
Miss Hazel B~utterheld of May street
was called to Macomb. H., yesterday
by the death of her sister.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. j. Coulter and daugh-
ter Kittie leave Hammond today for
their future home in Denver.
Miss Kramer Of South Chicago was
the guest of Miss Lydia Wolter last
evening for the oratorical contest.
Mrs. T. F. Leary returned this morn
ing from a few days visit with Miss
Augusta Koepelke of Crown DIN
Mr.. and Mrs. w. F.. ALDERMAN. 29S
East Sibley street left today for Hun
ter's Rest Camp on the Kankakee
river they will remain for a few days.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

Heat. when and where you want =.
Get a Gas Heating Stove.-No- Ind. O..
& Elec. Co.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

The Rev. A. W. Honmau will preach
at the Pine street Presbyterian church
Sunday evening at 1870 o'clock.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

One thing no man can safely carry
his business is the evidence the
debauch of the night before.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12
CARD OF

We earnestly desire to thank the
kind friends and neighbors for their
sympathy and kindness shown us dur
ing the sickness and death of our be-
loved mother, also for the beautiful
floral offerings. especially to the
Cudahy Car Shops of East Chicago.
LEVI GLEDHILL.
WILL GLEDHTLL.
AARON GLEDHILL.
MRS. c. VOSS.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

THE FIRST FRUITS.
We are glad to that on
Sunday. April the 18th. at 3 p. M, Mr..
G. H. Swingle of Chicago will speak
again at the X. of r. hall. Subject:
THE First Fruits|-Rev. IA: 4. Tell
the people. says he, come to the lecture
and / will tell them something that
will do them good. Mr.. Swlngle has
been with us a number of times and
needs no Introduction. A cordial in
vitation is extended &c all. X. of p.
hall, over the Lion store, Hammond,
Ind
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

workers only. nor thinkers only. but
workers and thinkers.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

The regular weekly meeting of tn
Dorcas Lodge of Rebekahs will be hcl'
this evening in the /. o. o. F.. Hall il
State street.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-04-12

The smallest Y. NJ. c. A. in the world
is in village in Indiana. 1t cost $40.
this amount represented a great
on the part of the young men
of the village.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-11-28
W. A. C'S. WIN
Local Aggregation OF Football Players
Play Had Game with Merchant
Club, OF Wslsburx

4L' washington 4. &C OF this city
continued their winning streak hy tax
irs over the strong merchant club Of
~ cl4ShIfg ly the t.ua. score OF .-0
The locals. although badly crippled. ex-
ers put ny The uu-thr-r.Ner boys had
gathered together such Cd bunch 81 stars
VINO faE" one ~ the. best exhibitions Of
I""iitu ever witnessed los tl- local fol-
lowing. IL must not bc thought that the
PLAYING " the Nprth End team was be-
low par. fgr 70 must be said in justice
wheeling boys played the best game
they were capable or The WcIlsb.rg
team was composed Of men averaging
over 10. pounds. while the locals weigh
only lff u was almost impossible Tor
tho Wheeling boys 90 pierce their line.
ana all their blk gains resulted from
lH-ses
The game was opened by wcusuurs
hi'kilE o. Wheeling Wheeling took
the AAll Co TIE middle ~ the ueII.
ter During the second quarter tr.
playing was again about even. although
o." I'ohr county lads repeatedly forced
thrir wa through the locals. line for
substantial gains. The hair ended NTH
NriI@uufg in possession OF fUc bali Ur
Washlrston 4g.yafl line
opened 49, With % lut OF forward lasss=
and Kept f.u ball fr their opponents
trfrit"rf almost continually Co., the
lrst quarter. with only four minutes Goo
play. Washington had forced their way
t1 WtI.nuE yard Iirr. tr fog
ward PASS fflw Morrison O.. HershItr.
thU locals advanced the bail OBJ the four
yard ln,. Here Hart Wa sent around
end inf tl T.tn. hut Hoffman made
two htOIsh center smith vas thrown
harh f.r t.l'r yards and the locale
t'.u de-. 'rI '' try place KICK Sfrowr
made u perfect pHfe fu smith and 81 fr-
rIsor placed Che bali over trc Enal iu
Few minutes moo OF p.Ht Ing ar. che
H' I'I "... 'I' 't.I Iu possess Hr
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-11-28
PITCHERS OF
BOSTON EASY
FoR rYRus com, HAvIro AvER-
ACE or $40 DURING sEASoN.
Maps and Athletic rwtriers Also Were
Simple FOR Him He Pound
PHI Almost at WI.

bAIlklo IOE ne EOuna
PHI Almost at VIII
~ ry Cobb had batted against hurler-
for Boston. Philadelphia and Cleveland
throughout the season he would have
ting average OF about .SSO instead OF
.5sl. For ~ was against these three
clubs that he did his very best work In
leading the American League for the
NTH successive season.
The Tiger demon found the pitchers
for the BostOns the easiest OF the lot.
During the campaign he faced Wood
collins. Leonard and the other mounds
men on the Boston pay roll - times and
banged out Sb safeties for a .+43 mark.
Collins and Leonard. southpaws. and
iedient rtght-hander. were belted for
20 OF these.
Phiiadelphia's hurlers contributed the
next greatest amount of hingles for the
Tiger ouuielder. He batted against
them ~ times and cracked out 80 bin
giles Tor .fZ3 average. All the mounds
men on Mack's pay roll looked alike to
tho Leading slugger OF the Ban johnson
circuit. although Houck proved the easi-
est. being hit safely seven times in the
eleven tries 10y the Georgia Peach.
y batted the same against the Maps
as he did against the Athletes. but faced
Cleveland pitchers thirty-three times.
cracking To parts unoccupied twelve
times. Taking the three averages against
the three clubs together gives Cobb "a
hitting mark OF something like $50.
which Is doing considerably well
And cobb WAS one Of the few batters
who did not pick on the Fingers for the
browns 20 Increase his batting average
30 very much. The Tiger outfielder
raped out sixteen bingles in forty-three
tries OF Hamilton. Haumgardner We'll.
man. Mitchell \ Co. for mark of .BT.
this being the nth lowest mark he made
AGAINST any set Of Fingers Ia the league
last year.
Pitchers for the white so1 had IN.
greatest success against the slugging
Tiger MACEDONIAN. Reb. Russell Jim
scott. Eddie ticotte and the others on
Jim Caliahan's pay roll were found for
just eighteen bingles in fifty-eight tries
10y teh Georgia Peach. who had a s4O
average. That was the lowest he hi,
against any club IN 1913. and so did moi
fail below the 800 mark anywhere
What cobb did against the different
pitchers last season:
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FINAL CAME OF SEASON IN WASH
IuGToN PLAYED IN MUD.
Goodwin. Speigel and Fleming Stare =.
Brother Played Against
Brother.

Special Dispatch 10 the Inteligencer
WASHINGTON. ia. Sav. 21.-P..v-
Ing their ~ay through a -ea az mud m
-he presence u more than 5000 people.
". s. .. closed lt- most -Icce~sful sea-
son locally by defeating Hlr.ueu coll
'sEe. 81 tn III. thI- afternoon. thereby
iennsy wanna and e-tahilsnias now
AIsu score record !ur t.s season, .t "a
i'ial ~ sfl points.
Despite the fact mat fle game was
played on a muddy field So was one %
tile most sensational ever staged a. Col
iege field -Four times -Isigel broke
away f0r long rls- which ended IN
touchdown. and Fleming ran over f0r
three. captain Goodwin scored The other
touchdown ou a pretty run.
be- game Wa featured tN tho fa.f
Ter 'f.ih-HstiE. or W. g. s. ana - .lr'rr-
back CrIlkshauk. of Bu.trsI playing
throughout TIE contest. Although olf.
sit.s'd The Hucku@ll eleven fought game.
iuEf.r WI'h high hopes of victory. have
Ing defeated PITT earlier BOO the season.
only once we're they able tp saiu CON.
.is'rrfF Iu the tHifI quarter thew
rrlss1 aud ran the bali from tur Eles-
.ff fH the IS o. 30 yard line He-e
if"y met stuueWtu and after futI-
.rni-k.re field goal and failed This
was fheir only .rpprt Inlfg t1 score
N j .- first touchdown came after
Two UI- Ties ~ play. when Fleming Hla
.'..Hl t'. hl"Nn cam" f"F minutes
I.f'- when -Iisrel or e. double rreH
.'..fI f....Nf.Ir right fuI f.r fHr
count Isf.r" fne quarter ended -reierl
lodged through fre sIaft.rr rIrhf t4rrIr
H.I fHn g. Esfi4 iDr fHr Touchdown Pro-
f.' ono quarter. r.r'FfI arm tHr end
f.r % .HrHe arI OBJ. touchdown nrI
lrn'nr ..Hr.I after ..rf d..H
through fhs limo
Goodwin TaEss Bail.
'f, i'' ih" tiIfi quarter i~
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DAVIS & ELKINS
Defeated Clarksburg seholastios by Score
Of IL TO Hard ScrfmmaEes
Featured Game.

Special Dispatch 90 the Intelligencer
'INEtSRt RG. v Va Nov Fry
g. score OF 10 to the Davis q Flkins
ru'irs~ football team defeated the
'larkshurE scholastic team on a muddy
field a. Union park here The attend
auce AZ the game was small Save Tor
the usual knocks and bruises none or
CO." players was injured. although there
" as hard rcrimmagirg aud much buck
INK through the lines
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-11-28
WAYNESBURG
Defeated Fairmont Normal School by
Score OF 20 O-Ons Of the BEST
Games OF season az Pairmont.
specIaI nI.patch % ~ IntsrIeencer.

Special Dispatch 60 the TntelHgencer
TATRMONT. " Va. Nov e7-In the
best game seen here this season. except
INK the contest between West virginia
university and Wesleyan college. for tho
state champion SHIP. Waynsshurr college
this afternoon defeated FaIrwont Nor
NAL lr tie close score Of Co. u. The
score came az the end of tire third period
when after series % line plunres which
carried the lHll steadily down the field.
NaFutenurg sent stvrce over fpr their
lone tally. sayres n lei Co. kick goal
The Nurwal team was greatly out
W. rhni hy tho WHNnDHNurg eleven
Tho local COLLEGE lads clearly out
clarscf Their opponents on oven sttie
f1Htn1Il and were exceptionally success -
~. with forward passes getting three
passes ~ 70 Yards r1.H and nurlher ~
shorter ones once FIJI the FIRST quarter
ard again in the ilst the NorfrHf roarfe f
WHNr'snurr.s for-vHrd lime only o. lose
mo bail ir TIRE mud IrH sec no carried
back down me field hv heavy line rIrrE.
.rE The FIELD wtr wet and muddy. CD e.
being greatly Co. the advantage ~ o. =
heavier teen. The game showed tt4f nr
"a dry fr'd with open PLAYS moro adNfu-
ffre." fNe Normal had rf least two
f1urhiovns Ito better - TIE visitors
Tho .Irour.
WtNETeUfWg @ FAfrWNNT %
scott Hnw.ffaa IIsarf b
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SO they have turned poor old bill"
proves that you have got 20 be a win
ner in baseball 20 stick -- not tia.
"Bills' was needed as an example 20
demonstrate this theory. That Is the
reason that 50 many star players
dodge the jobs OF managers when
they are offered 20 them. n they
don't make good and are turned out.
there IS no other haseba pros poet
for them. as "a rule. except. peTh lps.
aa minor league manager. Most stars
would rather trail along with their
old club In an advisory capacity
While Dahlen ala not make good
IN "A sense. he improved the Brooklyn
club during his tour year term and
appeared 20 Doe just on the verge OF
collecting pu "a, players Do" had
punched when he got fired The only
players with the Brooklyn team TO
day Who We're on the roster when
Dahleu took charge are Hummrl
Rlcker and Wheat 10 Wll therefore
be- seen thai uahIen has made good
In selecting PLAYERS. as be has gath
cred several stars under his manage
msnt. Ills trouble was probably do
INK too well az the beginning OF las'
season He had his cub up there
hghtiug With Philadelphia for first
place and all fhe Brooklyn fans We're
talking ponnauf When In fell back
and was passed by Boston. tho Brook
lyn rootsrs were naturally very much
disappointed and started to knock,
as rooters wll
70 strike mo mat W'lO.r' f."'ir-0'.
the new Brooklyn manager. a'".f "r.''
will have something f1 -ar in u. ..vf
ar rIc should have a. f..r Her.rtueu az
talent 20 start WITH. and 7 Wnuld r'f Pc
surprised fo see the club f'-..'t Boo ir"
first division most season. There "r"
liable 90 boz several change iu the looks
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-11-28
AMERICAN LEAGUE LEADERS
H ks TEAM WINS
FROM CONSOLIDATION SQUAD

IN frrrrceffrg rarre ~ foofha1 va
noon between the Is Re Ir and the
CUraHI dated teams ~ that place The
former aggregation won hV the score
NJ Co.. over their opponents The
game was fact and Interesting through
nuf ana l large number o. fans were
wIfr.s The Witnesses have PLAYED
o. number ~ games during the past sea
sor and have not been defeated
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-11-28

SHhFrtutions On vs.. a. J-y. Yogrti,-
ior Nerheoher. 5chwab for Mexican.
-Nt.r Tor Young. ~hreckengsst fl-
Patterson. |.f-~err1n r,r UoviU ana
Hey man FOR Fleming
on Huctnell Fisher for Reading Mo
w hirrcv fn- k"i-sr. Ffwarda FOR WEI
fh0n7. sanders for TIaaf Nfarkfa Pr
-tHrrt.. ie'fnr FOR Schaffrer. -f.rrl- f.-
Marble. Plat for Sanders Eearfrr f.-
l-.'f. i-f'r Tor Welehous. Kei4e- fo-
N-l'H'rreN. WeIehors fu- rfsfsr
,. Iolrhdowns s7ioeeI G. Fleming. ..
fn.is kicked from touchdown Elem
M.sse'd goals from touchdown Fien-
'''r"" Walter Dteerr. Iehigh
IIe.I f.ineerrar t.F.r. D.. 80 D.
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NeTCfte- ITcIuIng, OF j A A. Q
paNisson. OF Wellsburg.
Timers-Sfoetzer and NlehUuse
Head Lircsman-- GlVeus.
Time OF gGarttrs-Tcn minutes
Field Goal Morrison.
All OF the Washington players viii
report this evening uf the usual place
for practice a. o'clock.
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s' Sdj51S
c CT
MATHEW$ON
The GIANTS STAR PITCHER

would bc playing MANAGE Tor sew
eral years. Then again. there are no
players In ST. Louis that the Tigers
would look at in a trade for cobb. and
they could not AFFORD to take anything
but players. The Georgia star - get
ting an enormous salary. but no f.
worth much more than the money he
draws az the gate each season None
knows ~ better than the Detroit man
agsuent There - not chance %
Dutb going TO -. Louis or any place
else.
Recently / have noticed frequent ref
areuces In the newspapers 90 the eN-
rene youth OF John =. Mitchell the
mavor-clect % New York. The papers
peak OF his age that OF A boy and
"1y that he j. just beginning his ca
Ger. and that he has many years %
.outh ahead Of him.
That - the difference between base
bali and politics. / am Just Mr.. Mitch
Is axe. his being 81 There Is NOT 20
years difference between Us. yet they
always speak % me as the moscow
cred veteran. ia sebau T. certainly a
business that feeds on youth.
copyright. 1913 by the Wheeler Syn
dictate. IncD
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Rtgh Halfhark
subs formal. kes sler for Vincent.
chambers Tor May. Referee-John, OF
-.f Hetn. Impire-Linn. Fairmout High.
Head inesmau-Cuunlngh W. n J.
U.r ut Iuarters-l5 minutes Touch
down-Sayres.
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"Watty's Big League Gossip" Is a
regular feature OF this paper. II sp-
pears on the sporting page every
Monday, "Wednesday and Friday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-11-28

The Mutual Life lreuranco GO NJ
Sow York erhwulhach huuff--
George BAIRD. Manager.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-11-28

n around BuckneITs left end for the
touchdown from This point
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Totals ..Ss /,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-06-22


hit nineteen out of twenty as they
pass, missing the twentieth only by u
hairs breadth because it represents
kill.
''Or think of how Thackeray would
take hold of this tango tangle and
expose the cubic contents of that
Cubist crowd, and handle the exqui-
site dullness of the smart set not
with the glib brilliance of the man
on the outside, who novelties what
he reads in the papers. but with the
sounder satire of the man who knows
from personal observation what he Is
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-06-22

Sounds that way, Mr. BID said
the Idiot, but, all the same, here's a
lady over in England has just pub
Iished book of short stories by the
late Frank r.. Stockton, which his
genial spirit has transmitted to the
world through her. Now, if this thing
can be done by Stockton. don't see
why it can't be done by Milton,
Shakespeare, Moses, and others. and
IL can only get hold of real Psyche
I'm going to get up a posthumous
mics on a rapidly moving platform,
with Il .i2-caliber six shooter, until
the lad becomes 50 expert that he can
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-06-22

literary trust that will, staggor hu..
manity."
81 guess it willl" laughed the
Doctor.
Yes. Sir" said the Idiot, enthusi-
astically 1.-The first thing I shall do
will be to send the lady after Charles
Dickens and good old Thaclleray. and
apply for the terrestrial rights to all
their literary subsequenees, and, as a
publisher really ought to do, | shall
not content myself with just taking
what they write of their own accord,
but I'll supply them with subject
matter. My posthumous literary trust
will have definite policy.
Can't you gentlemen imagine, for
instance what those two men could
do with little old New York as it is
to-day? What glorious results would
come from turning Dickens loose on
the underworld. and setting Thack-
eray's pen to work on the hupper
sukkles of polite sciety! If there
ever was time when the reading
public were ripe for another Oliver
Twist, or another Vanity Fair that
time is now, and l can hardly sleep
nights for thinking about it,
q don't see it at all" said the Bib
liomaniac . Oliver Twist is quite
perfect as it is
"No doubt retorted the Idiot,
" but it isn't up-to-date, Mr.. Bib.
sFor example, think of a scene de-
scribed by Dickens in which Fagin.
now become sort of man higher up.
or at least one of his agents, takes
little Oliver out into a Bowery back
yard and makes a proficient gunman
out of the kid, compelling him to
practice in the Pickering glare of an
electric light at shooting tailor's dunn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-06-22

II tn he printed or not, is reprehensi-
bic. and | for one would gladly adj
vocate a law requiring executors of
a literary estate to burn all unpub-
1jshed manuscripts found among the
decedent's papers merely as matter
of protection to a great name. But
it isn't that kind of posthumous pro-
duction that | am going in for. It's
the production posthumously pro-
d,,ced that | am after. and | need a
first class medium as side-partner
to get hold of the stuff for me-
Preposterous. shifted the Bib
liomaniac.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-06-22
Likes Jefferson's Message.

"And do you really believe, also for
Instance put In the Bibliomaniac
scornfully, 9 that with SO many big
questions before the public to-day
Thomas jefferson would get off such
drivcl az has been attributed to him
by these people. having chance to
send real message to his country
men2"
"I've only seen one message from
Jefferson" said the Idiot, land 1T
seemed to me most appropriate. 1t
was received by chap up in Sche-
ncctady, and all the old man said was
Whixz whizz-whizz, buzz - buzz
buzz, whizz- whizs whizs! Lots Of
poopls considered 1t drfvel. but to me
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-06-22

food and thought and take up nv
abode in a Mills Hotel. or charter
bench in the Park from the city. The
only business we had in our office
last week was game of poker be-
tween the firm and it's employees. and
the firm tided itself over the emer-
gency by winning my salary for the
next six weeks. Another week or
such activity would PROSTATE me- fi-
nancially, and I am going to omen
literary bureau to deal in posthumous
letters
Posthumous literature is the curso
OF letters said the Bibliomaniac. "It
generally means the publication nf
the rejected, or personally discaraod
manuscripts of u dead author. which
results in the serious impairment .,
the quality Of his laurels. II ouvht
to be made a misdelneanor to print
the stuff
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-06-22
political thinker of the ages could
stoop to unmeaning stuff of that sort
is to me preposterous.t
First Principles First.

Mt at ALL said the Idiot 8 You
have not the understanding mind.
Those monosyllabic explosions were
merely an expression of the rapidity
with which poor old Jefferson was
turning over in his grave as he real
lied to what uses modern statesmen
of all shades of political belief We're
putting his name. 1t must be q
tough proposition for simple old
Democrat like Jefferson to find his
memory harnessed up to every bit Of
chronological economic thought now
issuing from the political asylums Of
his native land"
Pouf! " said the Bibliomaniac.
" You are a reactionary. Sir
Ubetcha," said the Idiot. " First
principles first, say l. But to come
back to clairvoyants. 1 am very anx-
ious to get hold of medium, Doctor,
and the sooner the better. I'm going
to give UP Wall Street l can't af-
ford to stay there any longer unless
/ move out of this restfui paradise Of