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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-12
$3.50 IN GOLD Is
BURNED IN FIRE

d NJ. Russell, who lives near Nye,
is a new. form of fire sufferer.
Through fire which occurred Thurs
day evening Mr.. Russell not only lost
his home ana all its contents but al-
So came near losing $3.50 i'm gold which
he had concealed i'm the place. The
gold was 50 burned as to run together
and the unfortunate victim of the fire
reached here today with the gold i'm
the form Of slugs. The coins had part
" melted and run together. However
the owner will still be able to get the
weight value of the money.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-04-12

TO ADVERTISERS
The East Oregonian has
he largest paid circulation
! IF any paper in oregon, east
of Portland and nearly
twice the circulation In
PendletOn Of any otner
newspaper.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-02-21
Automobile Runs.

Gasoline has gone up 100 per cent in
Ex months. Best news pedestrians
have had in some time. - New York
Herald
Do not forget to carry pencil and
pad of paper SO that you may take
down the number of the motorcar that
runs over you.-Chicago News.
After this chauffeurs in New York
must keep sober while running cars or
go to Jail. This measure is regarded In
the light of a first aid to the census
Baltimore American.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-02-21
And They Call Men Strong.
Nc IAN and gentle malden's rlg

The fair and gentle maidens rig
Is planned in wondrous wise.
Her hat looks seven times too big
For one of her small size;
Her skirt is made so very tight
That she must walk with care,
For If her steps were long she might
Cause useful seams to tear;
Her ankles are exposed to all
The biting winds that blow;
Her soles are thin, her shoes are small
And cut extremely low.
With nothing on her throat or breast
To keep away the chill
She braves the storm and does her best
To be enchanting still.
II 1 were dressed as she is dressed
shiver as L write
They'd call the doctors in for me,
And by this time next week I'd be
Put safely out of sight.
Chicago Record-Herald
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-02-21
Tottering Turkey.

The Young Turk continues to mani
fest his attributes as the enfant terri
BILE of European politics.-New York
World.
Turkey is the undisputed champion
bluffing, vacillating and procrastiuating
heavyweight of the world. - Council
Bluffs Nonpariel.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1913-02-21
URGES need OF
AIR FLEET IN WAR
Expert Declares United States
Is In Great Danger.
COULD Be INVADED EASILY.

Aircraft Publisher, In Letter to Con-
sress, Tells How This Country,
Which Is Far Behind In Aerial Mill
tary Equipment, Could Be Devastat-
ed-Need $1o,ooo,ooo.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19
When Critics Disagreed

Professor Lounsbury tells good
story which seems to show that in the
matter Of poetry critics hold diverse
opinions and that one mans opinion
Is as good as another's. According to
the professor, Aubrey De We're. the
Irish poet, collected on the same day
the opinion of three Of his brother
poets on the poetical standing of
Burns
One Of these poets, who was Tenny
son, said Burns songs were perfect.
but that one had to forget his serious
pieces to enjoy them. The second. who
was Wordsworth. said that Burns 'se-
rious efforts showed great genius, but
that his foolish little amatory poems
were worthy only of oblivion. The
third was Sir Henry Taylor, who said
that he found Burns songs and his Sc
rious, poems alike tedious and disa-
greeable.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19
Spoonerisms,

Even history has its charms. AS one
follows the events of the day start
echoes from the past, and sometimes
laughter. Example:
Here is quaint fellow in Tay Pays
Weekly revealing marvels about the
signs and names Of English inns.
Creditable performance, doubtless.
though drowsy withal But we have
conned the pages of history, so remem-
Der Spooner-the great, great Spooner
he who got run over while boiling
his icicle" at the side Of the road, yet
recovered and went home by "the town
drain" To Spooner we owe criticism
by deeds, not words-of the names
they give inns. Surely you recall his
agreeing to meet friend at the Green
Man, Dulwich. and. with his usual ap-
tttude, hunting all afternoon for the
Dull Man, Greenwich.-NewY York Trib-
une. ..-
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19
IF KIDNEYS AND
BLADDER BOTHER
Take glass of Salts to flush out
your Kidneys and neutralize
irritating acids

Kidney and Bladded weakness re.
suit from uric acid, says noted au-
thoriy. The kidneys filter this acid
fro the blod and pass it on to the
bladded, where it often remains to
irritate and inflame, causing burn
ing, scalding sensation, or setting up
an irritation at the neck of the blad-
der, obliging you 10 seek relief two
or three times during the night
The sufferer is in constant dread, the
water passes sometimes with a
scalding sensation and is very pro-
fuse; again, there is difficulty in
avoiding it.
Bladder weakness, most folks call
it, because they can't control urina-
ton. While it is extremely annoy
ing and sometimes very painful,
this is really one of the most simple
ailments to overcome. Get about four
ounces of Jad Salts from your phar-
macist and take tablespoonful in
a glass of water before breakfast,
continue this for two or three days.
This will neutralize the acids in the
urine so it no longer is source of
irritation to the bladded and urinary
organs which then act normally
again.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, harmless,
and is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with Ii
thia, and is used by thousands of
folks who are subject to urinary dis
orders sauced by uric acid irritation.
Jad Salts is splendid for kidneys and
causes no bad effects whatever.
Here you have a pleasant, effer-
vescent lithia-water drink, which
quickly relieves bladder trouble.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19

mead is covered with a waterproof hat
made Of oil paper. He is further forti
Like most Koreans, the postman could
not possibly work without his pipe.
and as he strolls from house to house
he is invariably smoking. The letters
are carried in leather satchel strap
ped to his back. This individual may
be taken as typical example Of the
esting people. They are tall--over a
head higher than the Japanese-well
built and fair complexioned.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19
Scientific Uses of the Radish.

An alcoholic solution of the skin of a
red radish serves as an excellent indi-
Gator or test for acids and bases In
the presence Of acids the colorless so
luton turns pink, while with bases
alkaline solutions-it turns yellow It
is well known that many plant ex-
tracts. such as litmus, and animal
products. like cochineal, possess this
property Of developing marked colors
with acids and bases. but no other in
dtcator Is so simply made.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19
What Did He Mean?

us there any place around here
where can get my shock absorber fix
ed?' asked Petlow, addressing the man
in front OF the rural garage
''Waal. / dunno. mister was the
reply. This here's prohibition state,
but may hev some on hand for medi-
cal purposes eff you're RELY sufferinr."
Toronto Globe.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19
Smoking Postnen Of Korea.

A decidedly quaint character is the
Korean postman. says a writer in the
gentry in the morning, delivering the
letters. They appear to recognize the
dignity Of their Office and fulfill their
duties in very quiet and grave man
ner. In wet weather he dons his train
clothes" to protect him from the heavy
showers. Over his white Rattan he
wears a light macintosh. provided by
a thoughtful government, while his
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19

tor OF the show
You'll have to produce your ticket
sir
But ! tell you I'm the director
high mucky-muck boss
81 can't help it. sir; I'm forbidden
to let
Yes. know said the director i'm
patiently, but, my good fellow. as the
director, ] give you permission to let
me pass. Washington Star
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19
Nothinu Like system.

"There's nothing like SYSTEM" said a
New York official. system will &C.
complish the impossible.
"The director of a recent art show
was fine chap for system. One day
he arrived at the show without his
pass and the gateman, stranger. held
him up ...
"'I have no pass nor ticket said the
system exponent, but I am the direc-
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-12-19
Ghosts.

Little Marguerite Daddy, what is
ghost? Daddy-A ghost is q thing
which you see when it is not there
Christian Register.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
SEEING PEGOUD,
GERMANS FEAR
FOB ZEPPEL|NS
"ioop-the-Loop" Aviator Does
More Than Double Wreck to
Discredit DirigibIes.
BY STEVEN BURNETT.

Special Gable to The Atlanta Georgian.
BERLIN, Nov. 15.--I am no great
admirer Of the German system OF
running things generally, and indeed
no foreigner compelled to live In this
city can help feeling at times the
unpleasant effects of the Prussian
spirit, but do admire the spirit
of the German people after a great
calamity like the two Zeppelin dis
asters.
In any other country, perhaps, such
series of accidents as have be-
fallen the great cruisers Of the air
would have meant the abandonment
of the idea of conquerihg the air
through the medium OF dirigibles, but
in Germany each new disaster has
simply strengthened the determine
ton Of the people to go ahead until
all difficulties have been overcome.
Those who have met old Count
Zeppelin will understand the conf
dence he inspires that he will finally
succeed in making dirigilble naviga-
ton in the air as safe as that on the
sea.
If anything has shaken the conf
dence of the Germans in the Zeppe
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Government Prints
Boy Farmers Poem
Floyd Fisk, of Missouri, Writes
Rhymed Lament on Failure
of His Corn.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 15.-Floyd e
Fisk, a Missouri boy, living at An
derson. Mcdonald County, II not a
successful corn grower Is an optimist
of the first rank, and the fact is
deemed worthy a bulletin from the
Department of Agriculture issued to-
day.
Fisk is member of the Boys Corn
Club, and was asked by an agent of
the department for a report on his
crop of this year. The drought had
ruined his crop, but instead of show
ing disappointment and making a
negative report. Fisk sent the follow
ing rhyme, entitled MY Corn"
No use for a boy to look forlorn
When IFS too dry in the Ozarks to
grow good corn.
He can feed the fodder to the goats
And throw the nubbins to the shoats.
have done the best that know
how
] used the harrow, then the pillow;
| plowed 1t deep and close at first,
Then plowed II shallow to ouench
its thirst;
But il remained dry as dry could be.
| looked and looked and looked in
vain
II l do not succeed. I'll try again.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
WATERWAYS
FROM MAINE
To FLORIDA
CT rs BOOST
Great Convention Opens tuesday
at jacksonville With Many No
table Persons Present From All
Parts Of the United States.

JACKSONVILLE, FLA, Nov. Is
The sixth annual convention OF the
Atlantic Deeper Waterways Assooia-
ton, which convenes In this city on
Tuesday. promises to be the largest
which the organization has yet held
and will attract many prominent ma
tional figures Among the notables
who have signif1ed their intention OF
being present are Secretary OF the
Navy Daniels. Secretary OF Commerce
Redheld, Governor Cole l. Blease' OF
South Carolina; Governor Charles l..
Miller, Of Delaware; Director John
Barrett. Of the Pan American Union
and possibly the Governors Of other
Atlantic seaboard states and the
Mayors Of prominent cities. Presl-
dent Wilson and Vice President Mar
shall have also been invited to at
tend.
The association has for its object
the consideration of deep lniand
waterway along the Atlantic coast
from Maine to Florida. Many miles
az this project have already been
drawn for many more. The numer-
ous inland waterways of recent con-
struction in the state OF Florida rem
der the city Of Jack sonville partc-
ularly appropriate place for the CON
Vention.
J Hampton Moore Congressman
from Pennsylvania, is the president
of the association He will preside
st all the convention sessions which
will close on Friday night.
Welcome BY Mayor.
Van c. Swearingen, Mayor OF Jack
sonville, will deliver an address OF
welcome on behalf of the city at the
openIng session on Tuesday afternoon,
and Frank Il. Howe, Lieutenant Gov
ernor of Vermont will deliver a re
spouse. Park Trammell, Goernor of
FLORIDA. will extend the welcome of
the State to the delegates, and his ad-
dress will be met with a response
from Charles r Miller, Governor OF
Delaware
Following the reports Of the va
--rinus officials and committees, the
convention will adjourn until evening,
/. when a reception will be held at the
Board of Trade rooms. The reception
!, will be followed by dance. Inc
> Board Of Trade viii act as host to
y ihe convention delegates, and some
Interesting entertainments In the way
of sightseeing trips about the city and
sson the ST. Johns River have been ar
ranged
49, The session on Wednesday morn
s1ing will be opened with an address
-aon THE South's Interest in Com :
pleted Atlantic Coastal Waterway. by
{. John II Small. member of Congress
from North Carolina. Colonel Sligo
Z Myers, president of the Savannah Ma
> tional Bank, will speak on Georgia
Z waterways, and John J, Martin, OF
Boston. will give the New England
viewpoint on the Atlantic deeper wa
terways project followed by general
:. discussion on the subject on roll
ercall of States
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Woman Makes Her
Home in Hen Coop
Austrian Mother Has Unique Method
of otfsettlng the Extravaganza
Of Her Son.

MILWAUKEE,, Nov. 15.-Becauss
her son was living too high and had
meat every day, Mrs Margaret Mo-
ser, So years old, an Austrian woman
in America a year. rented a smai il
hen coop in the rear Of No. 565 Thir-
ty-seventh avenue and attempted 10
live in II on so cents a week. She
was found by superintendent of the
Poor Spindler and Marshal James
Flynn, West Milwaukee.
The coop was sew feet long and
she could not stand in it without
stopping. 1t had no windows, and 10
obtain light she had knocked off q
small board in one corner 1t was
equipped with a small cot and a few
simple cooking utensils. A search
di sclosed $40, the woman's earnings
as a washerwoman, under the cot.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
ELEVEN CENTS GRJWS TO
$4,000 IN TEN YEARS

CALDWELL, IDAHO, Nov. ia
local firm offered premium to the
homesteader under the Government
project who could show the largest
improvement on his filing from the
smallest beginning.
The race has narrowed to three,
John Jansen, Clark l.. Roberts and S.
M. Burt
Mr. Jansen filed in 1903 with to-
tai capital Of II cents, one span of
mules and a wagon. day his place
is conservatively valued at $4,000.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
DR., Juner Claims He
Has Cure for Cancer
Chemical Treatme 4 Successful IN
All but ons of 60 Gases,
He Declares.

NEW YORK, Nov. 15,--Dr Kenneth
r. Juner, of Brooklyn, claims IN the
current issue of The New York Medi-
cal Journal that he has discovered a
chemical cure for cancer. He describes
his remedy as consisting of IAN ami
NAL extract potassium, calcium, spar
teine and a tissue skin"
II have treated" he asserts in his
article, some sixty cases, part hy-
podermically and the rest by internal
medication; four of them we're presuma-
bly tuberculous and the rest presume
hiy cancer Eight were malignant
enitheliomas or sarcomas. Some were
absolutely hopeless cases before reach
ing me, but in no case save one did
the treatment fail to have favorable
effect In sixteen cases all manifesto
lions NJ the cancer were removed"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
TRY A LITTLE SALTS # KIDNEYS
AND BLADDER ARE TROUBLING YOU

nation. While 1t is extremely an
noying and sometimes very pain
full, this is really one of the most
simple ailments to overcome. Get
about four ounces of Jad Salts from
your pharmacist and take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast, continue this for two or
three days. This will neutralize tho
acids in the urine so 1t no loneer liz
a source Of irritation to the blad-
der and urinary organs which then
act normally again.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive, harm
less, and is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon Juice, combined
with lithia, and is used by thousands
Of folks who are subject to urinary
disorders caused by uric acid irrita-
ton. Jad Salts is splendid for kid
neys and causes no bad effects
whatever.
Here you have a pleasant, effer-
vescent lithia water drink, which
quickly relieves bladder trouble.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Salts FIushes Kidneys Without
Injury Also NeutraIizes Uric
Acid, Ending Bladder
Irritation.

Kidney and Bladder weakness re-
suit from uric acid, says noted
authority. The kidneys filter this
acid from the blood and pass 1t on
to the bladder, where it often re-
mains to irritAte and infiame, caus
ing burning, scalding sensation, or
setting up an irritation at the neck
Of the bladder, obliging you to seek
relief two or three times during
the night The sufferer is in con-
slant dread, the water passes some
times with scalding sensation and
is very profuse; again, there is diff
ficulty in avoiding it,
Bladder weakness, most folks call
1t, because they can't control uri-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Ohio Puts It's Ban
On All Mixed Drinks
New Pure Food Law to Blame for
Punishment Of Cocktails
and Rickeys.

WELLSVILLE, OHIO, Nov. Is
Cocktails gin fizzes and rickeys, high
balls and other mixed drinks are
barred in this State under the new
pure food law. Five local saloon
keepers learned this fact when they
were compelled to pay fine of $50
for violation of the act.
A State inspector has been busy
here for several days.
According to one of the victims of
the new law he was informed that II
is unlawful to mix or adulterate any
liquor. A bartender may sell any
number of different kinds Of liquor to
a customer, who may mix them in
any way he chooses, but the bartetl-
der must not do 1t.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16

lin airships it has been the daring
feats of the French aviator Pegoud,
as witnessed a couple of weeks ago
at Johannisthal by more than 1o0,O 900
Berliners.
little Frenchman darting through the
air with the speed and grace of a
swallow and the accuracy of aim of
a falcon descending on its prey, many
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
off With the Veil!
Egyptian Reform Cry
Leading Young Men of Cairo Bring
New Ideas From Their
College.
Special Cable to The American.

opNSisl SdDiC 10 NC eNV'CIlGdNs
CAIRO, Nov. 15.-The latest thing
in reforms has just cropped out here.
"Of with the veil is the battle cry
of its supporters, who are young men
who have studied European coun-
tries and consider that the seClusion
of the Egyptian and Moslem women
behind the veil has been the chief
factor in keeping them in their pres
ent backward state.
To Americans the accomplishment
of so obvious a reform seems quite
natural, but to the followers of the
old Oriental order Of things such q
change appears preposterous and i'm
moral Perhaps, too. they may see
In the new movement the seeds OF
later agitations by an African Mill
tant Suffrage Party.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Lauds Hello Girls
For Their Patience
Veteran Telephone Manager Tells
the Reasons for Supplanting
Boys at Exchanges.

CHICAGO, Nov. 15.-C. W. Nc
Daniel, who has been in the tele-
phone business ever since long dis
lance talking became practicable, ut
the annual meeting of the Telephone
Pioneers Association told why girls
were substituted for boys as opera
tors.
Because they were lacking In pa
tience the boys were supplanted ny
the hello girls" within two weeks,
said Mr.. Mcdaniel, who was in a
Kansas City telephone office when
lg distance talking first became
possible.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
SERVES ONE NEWSPAPER
ALLOTTED SPAN OF LIFE

NEW YORK, Nov. 16.-Brooklyr
Eagle employees, 500 of them. who
met last night to honor 1.-The veter-
ans discovered that so had been
employed more than Is wears and $50
nearly % years.
William II, Sutton, fraternal editor.
made the rest look like beginners.
He has worked for The Eagle 10
years, beginning as office boy Novem-
Der, 1914. and rising to the station
of foreman. holding that until 1901
40 years. He Is 81 years old
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Forger Gives Back
Money to His Victim
Former Employee Of a Farmer at
Maitland. Mo-, Sends Sum.
Plus Interest.

MAITLAND. MO. Nov 15.-C.
A. Rozen, a farmer who lives near
here, has received a postoffiCe order
for 1923 conscience money returned
to him by man who had been in his
employ.
While Rozell was living in Okla
homa ne hired a man to work for
him and at the end of the stipulated
time paid him. The check was later
raised, and, although A search was
instituted, the farm hand was not APP
pretended.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16

have been asking themselves Of what
avail even the largest and swiftsst
Zeppelin will be in a war with France
when that country may have trained
perhaps a thousand imitators of p.
goud, who, defying all the bulk ~
rifles and special guns, will be abb
to send the mightiest Zeppelin to de-.
struction in fraction of a minut.
practically without any risk to them.
selves.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Here's Man, 81, Who
Still Yields a Razor
Uncle William Perrin, Of Dearborn,
Maine, Is Unusually Active
for His Years.

WESTON, MO, Nov. 15.-"Un-
Gle" William Perrin, of Dearborn,
celebrated his ninety fourth birthday
anniversary few days ago. He is
still quite active for one of his years.
shaving himself and keeping up with
current events through the newspa
pers.
For many years he was president
of the board of trustees for Christian
College at Camden Point.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
MADE TO LIVE IN SHEEP
PEN, WOMAN ASKS DIVORCE

PARkERSBURG, W. VA. Nov. Is
Charging that for years her husband
forced her to live in the sheep pen
and that he has treated her generally
as an animal Of the lower order, Mrs
Maggie NJ. McLsin has instituted
suit for divorce from John A. Nc
Lain, in the Circuit Court here.