Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-11-13


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Blessed Is the man Who j too lazy = worry.
The Saturday News i getting 'gunshy q this Nm
suit business,
There Is no chance for two takers u Be good friends
That Is Why most women hate other women
Geo. NJ. Egan and Stitz Way 90 to the mat this sseesB
It will be = fight to q finish as Egaan is out for blood.
Most people care nothing for your sorrow and mis-
fortunes; they are interested solely ia your prosperity and
The football game last Friday was ! bowling success
Inc WsatertoWn boys madethe Pipestone Indians lonesome
j 4 e bst 8 up @;sb x9 Ss m nag.a think I R you are get getting ! j ths ! y q
some brute, but he hasn't any fleas.
Smile in the face Of your little dversities-everyon
has them, and when you look in the alirror you will ika
yourself for having been bright and CHEEKY.
II SHEET THING.
piece OF lace Oh my dress is over fftYyears OLAF
It's beautiful. Did you make It yourselfY,
He practiced playing on j harp,
For heaven was his goal;
But old St.Peter was too sharp,
And now he's shoveling coal.
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0sn ,1p Huerta, president Of Mexico, doesn't propose
to be told where to head in by President Wilson. IT looks
as though the United States will be compelled to step IL
and ~straighten things out in Mexico.
Lawyer; 7 think T can get you a divorce, madam, 81
cruel and d lnhuman treatment-but do you think your hus-
band will fight the suit?
Woman: Fight Why, the little shrimp dasn,t even
come into a room where I ami
Mary had been sent to the drug store for d particular
a III : . oye SUN q, But forgetting the name, asked what peo-
things; heart trouble for ONE, ssWeH, { guess That viii
a. sad Mary, s. GIVE me five cents worth 4
FIRST AID u q THE THEATRE.
ne: | think Ill go and get a drink now.
She; But, darling, you know you swore off for j wear.
lie; Yes, but two Years elapse between this act and
Mrs. %Pankhurst, tie militant suffragette. Of E,naland
was N Minneapolis one day last week and IT Is said ala
dld not throw any bricks She seemed to be 4 gentle
mmothlsrly woman and was warmly welcomed ~ some 81
hodfnl q bricks up her. sleeve, however.
MIGHT NEED THEM ri We SCRIP WITH NEYrno
The South Shore Republican says that IL. L. Loncba
!, I'm naal1 fa by opposed opposed to the enormous expenditures Of
money Tor battlesMps, and adds that this statement alone
should WIN Mr.. Loucks every vote IN the state Far IIn;fad
States senator. oni0ou
WHY THEY CHOSE HIM
80 NO. NOV, MN" said the Irish forman, after the acct
u nsptf !, 1Wa will hoy hoy t hoy Tss some wan e break tn news grad
oomd Hanrahan,' said Casey, .she,s lust tn, mon i,
break It gradual Look how he shutters; q
Geo. W. Egan was given a ST. 1000 verdict ~ J M;nna
lana lana county jury against the Sioux Falls Daily Press nnt
long ago for practically the same articles nuhlisbad 60 nos
fgan,s character in the primaries two wears J / sa =
1m I n the Watertown Daily Public Opinion Wan
= ruDlc OPINION should worry about a little thing Ike !
D~l 49, sIlI5! e THE BEST PART o VALoR
The following little poem was handed to The nastor ~
the sharps and Flats by Charley Williams. the mavor 4
Stony Point: ~ 8
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