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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
Distinction.

What have you ever done to claim
distinction? In other words, what
have you ever done that was original
or out of the ordinary"
Il once had part in the actual
transfer of several shares of stock
on the New York exchange"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
Made a Complete Job.

Mrs Dungleford, has your husband
been cured of his cacoathes scriben-
df YETI"
II think so: the surgeons took
that out when they removed his vermi-
form appendix"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
INSTRUMENTATION.

SeIf-Appreoiation.
How do you know your speech
made such profound impression?
asked the doubling friend. There
wasn't very much cheering?"
That's just the point" replied SEN
ator Sorghum. Il am one of the ora
tors to whom my constituents would
rather listen than hear themselves ap.
plaud"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

We can read
lily u n d e r S t and
how a given point
in an equilateral
triangle Is equal
ly distant from
three given points,
or how in q te-
t r a d b e d r o n, a
point can be
equally distant
from four given
points. But thus
far in our con-
seriousness of mat
ter we have not
been able to dem
onstrate a fourth
dimension. AS far
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

A little Welsh girl, simple natured
but gifted with psychological insight,
IS said to have voiced this pertinent
prayer: Dear Lord. make all the
bad people good, and make all the
good people nice!'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
Its Status.

Il am compiling Pedicure man
ual."
Il suppose you have plenty of foot
notes."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

To Her Incredible, Otherwise.
He-My brother is making more
money than he can spend.
She-Goodness! Where's he work
ing, in the mint?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Some spinsters are unhappy be
cause they have no man around to
worry them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
Their Cfnch.

Gums have an easy job, haven't
they?"
How do you mean?"
They're employed only to be
fired"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Many a man performs his work as
though he thought he was doing the
boss a favor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

It's a favorite theory of married WON.
en- that every widowers heart should
be in the grave.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Don't become so busy giving advice
that you have no time to mind your
own business.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Constipation causes many serious diseases.
1t is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce
Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative, three for
cathartic. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

ITCH Relieved in 30 Minutes.
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds d
CONTAGIOUS itch. At Druggists. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
The Fourth
Dimension
By E. o. SELLERS.
Director Of Evening Department.
Moody Bible Institute. Chicago

TEXT-Able to comprehend with all the
saints what is the breadth and length and
depth and height; and to know the love
OF Christ that passeth knowledge.-Eph.
3:1S, 49,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
For SUMNER HEADAcHEs

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
iI .ne neat strung aIaugn d Lever
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums. reduces infamma-
ton, alays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottledS
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Black Record.
There goes a man of dark Deeds"
BLESS US! What does he do?"
Puts in coal.''
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
Pinhf If Nav

Pride goeth before a fall, and an
automobile precedeth the ambulance.
Washington Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
In the Niaht Editors Room.

III the NfgHe EuItoF tUUnI'
Here's a long story about that
storm on the lake the other day. Want
it cut DOWN."
Does it begin, The storm beggars
description?
YES"
well, run that, and cut out the de-
scription."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Considering how many dead ones
there are in the world, it's a wonder
the underwriters aren't rushed to
death
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Advice is like bitter pill-easy to
give but uneasy to take.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
The Distinction.

I'D marry man not of words, but
of deeds"
so would l, If they were title
deeds"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Anyway, the wise man Is less of a
fool than the average.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

1t is easier for love to find the way
than it is to pay the way.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

DOES YOUR HEAD ACHE!
Try Hicks CAPUDINE. It's liquid pleas.
ant to take-eTects immediate-good to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back If not satisfied. lOc., Csc. and
bOc. at medicine stores Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
Its Class.

THAT was a raw DEAL"
What was?"
1.-THE plot they cooked up"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

The surest stepping stone to matri
mony Is a solitaire.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Women who marry for home pay
big rent.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
CHILL TONIC You know what you taking.
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t is simply Qulnfne and Iron In tastele9
form, and the most enectual form. For grown
people and children. 20 cents Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17
NATURALiZING HIM.

This man doesn't seem to know
about the constitution"
But he didn't miss ball game
last season, judge
Then / guess he's assimilated."
Struggling Along.
Us that a monthly rose?'
ut looks more like a weakly one
to me-"
Many a young man is up with the
lark because he kept the lark awake
all night.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

II there is a black sheep in your
family keep it dark
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Never whip a balky horse. Sell
him If you can't manage him and let
the other fellow match his temper
against that of the horse.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Those who are feeding bundle corn
to their cattle must make arrange
ments to have hogs follow them or
the waste will be too great.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Fruit for breakfast, fruit for dinner,
fruit for supper. and some between
times. 1t Is the key to good health.
Let the children eat literally.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Salt, hardwood ashes and charcoal
are ideal to keep in hog pasture. and
if there is any other one thing need
ed it is pure water.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

1t does not require any great abil-
ity at figures to show that there is
great waste in selling hogs when they
are but half fed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Green bone is a complete food. 1t
contains the nitrogen for the albumen.
the phosphate for the bones of the
chicks and carbonaceous matter for
the yoIks.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

The actual cost to keep added to
the service fee of the sire. represents
the amount at which horses you raise
stand you.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

After hens are through laying they
should be sold to the butcher unless
they are needed for breeders next
season.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Intelligence in hurrying feeds for
the dairy COW is one way of increasing
profits on the farm
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

If you live where stones are plenty
land they are found in most sections)
never wade through winter mud in
going between house and barn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

It pleases the cow to be MIXED
quickly, and gets her in the habit of
giving down promptly. 1t is often the
slow mixers that make the shippers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

One mistake in hen culture is not
to feed the hen well when she is
dry" A Noting hen is doing hard.
work.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

One big advantage of the hog rails
ing industry is that the hogs give
quick and profitable returns.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

When the farmer makes a selling
of his crops with as much business
ss does the buyer he will find farm
ing profitable.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

It is as an egg producer that the In
dian Runner duck has gained the
most fame.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

Increase the cow feed little morn
ing and night as the weather grows
colder.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

In breaking a colt, remember that
1t is an easy matter to overload and
ruin him by causing him to balk.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-01-17

OF almost, If not quite. as much i'm
portance as their food Is plenty OF
exercise. Exercise and sunshine are
great sheep tonics.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-19
FIVE FAIL OF CITIZENSHIP.
Examiners Demand Better Educationa
Qualifications for Aliens III Court.

Five of the forty-three aliens who
sought second papers in the circuit
court at the naturalization hearings
held on Monday failed to secure the
coveted award and their petitions were
dismissed on the motion of the repre-
sentatives of the federal bureau on the
grounds that the men failed to show
sufficient educational qualifications to
be admitted as citizens. The applica-
tions Of three other aliens were held
over until the next term of the circuit
court on account of insufieiency Of
evidence of their residence in Kenosha
and in the state. The applications of
thirty five aliens were granted. It is
probable that the change in the terms
of the circuit court as provided by the
new law will make changes in the
naturalization days in the future.
Judge Belden has not as yet made any
announcement of the new dates for the
hearing Of petitions for second papers.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-19
EXPECT DEFINITE ACTION.
Board of Education to Hold Important
Meeting at City Hall Tonight.


The board of education viii hold an
adjourned session at the city hall this
evening and it is expected that at this
time the board will take definite action
in regard to adopting plans suggested
by the agent of the National Recreation
association. A meeting of the advisory
committee was held on Monday after
noon at which time Mr.. Stimson, the
field agent of the association, outlined
his plans for Kenosha and it thought
that these will receive the sanction of
the board of education. Many promi-
nent men and women of the city were
present at the meeting on Monday and
they assured the leaders that their full
cooperation would be given to secure
the carrying out of the plan.
The school board at the meeting this
evening is expected to receive some
final report of the inspection of the
old high school building. Architects
and builders have been at work on the
building for the better part Of a week
and it is thought that the report will
be ready for the consideration of the
board at this time. No advance state
ment has been made as to the nature Of
the report of the architects.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-19
Offices of The Thos. B. JEFF
ferry Co. Last Word in
Modern Office Plan.
WELL CARED FOR

Modern ideas of serving the public
introduced into the automobile industry
by the most progressive manufacturers
have been in a great measure response
BILE for those rapid changes which have
come about in the methods of merchan-
dising followed by the leading manu-
featuring concerns of the country.
In new office building just complet-
ed by The Thomas B. Jeffrey Company
the convenience Of the public has been
considered even beyond that of en-
ployees.
Ten thousand square feet. ,eof floor
space has been added to the Jeffrey
works with the completion of this
building which was opened to the pub
lie on June first. Forty-fye hundred
square feet will be available for the re-
ception of dealers and their customers.
The building is constructed Of vitri-
fed paving brick and includes, besides
the space for the administrative forces,
a large show room for the display of
cars.
The second floor includes the ex-
ecutive offices and the sales and adver-
tising departments, while the first floor
is occupied by the service and account
ing departments.
Spacious rest rooms, with all conven-
fences, are included for the accommo-
dations of women who visit the fac
tory. There are daily newspapers from
all sections of the country for visitors
and any one VINO calls is Immediately
informed that he is welcome. The JEFF
ferry company considers that whatever
visitor s business may be any atten-
ton any employee may show to him will
be of benefit to the company.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-19
CRANEY MAY RETIRE.
Veteran Member Of the Board of Edu-
cation has Removed from 9Th Ward

William J. Craney, one of the oldest
and most active members of the board
of education and the representative of
the Fifth ward on that board for many
years, is to retire from Office. Mr.
Craney has removed to the town of
,Somers and is no longer member of
the Fifth ward. Before removing he
took the matter up with the city attor-
ney and at the time the attorney adj
vised him that he could remain in Of
fce Last night the matter was brought
informally before the council on the pc
tition of the aldermen of the ward but
no final action was taken. Mr. Craney
notified members of the council that if
there was any doubt as to his right to
serve on the board he would forward
his resignation at once. 1t is expected
that a new member of the board from
the Fifth ward will be elected by the
council at the meeting to be held on
next Monday evening. Mr.. Craney has
been connected with many of the lead
ing committees of the board and he has
taken great interest in the work of
the schools. It is probable that he will
remove back to the city later but I'M
der the present conditions it is admitted
that there are grave doubts as to his
right to hold the office.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-19
Unusual Number of New
Jersey Beasts Poster Ke-
nosha People Saturday.
SWAT EN-" IS ONLY REMEDY

Kenosha is struggling with plague
Of mosquitoes. Residents say they
never saw anything like it here before,
and they think they have New Jersey
beaten a mile. Porches are being
screened to keep out the pests and many
of The children on the street in the even
ing carry lighted punk sticks. DIR. Nc
Shane, the health officer, says that he
knows no way toscombat the pests ex-
cept to swat the ones already here.
The pest was particularly noticeable
in Kenosha on Saturday evening and
men or women who sought to sprinkle
their lawns had the presence of the in
sects impressed upon them more than
others who sat inside or who kept on
walking
Residents who have NO screened in
porches found it utterly impossible to
sit out of doors a greater part of Sat
urday evening.
Just why there are so many mos
squitoes in town right now is a mystery
because the fact is known that Keno
sha residents today more than ever
before in the city's history are more
careful about their garbage cans; are
more careful about Graduating piles
of refuse which ordinarily attract the
insects.
That other north shore cities are also
suffering from the mosquito invasion,
is shown by this item in Chicago
morning paper:
From towns along the north and
south shores last night came loud
cries for help against the mosquitoes.
The walls were particularly loud
from South Chicago, where the pests
usually are almost unknown. Several
distressed residents went to see the po-
lice about it.
The pests have been rallying about
Glencoe for several days, and Mrs. Fred
King, president of the Equal Suffrage
society there, declared she was consid-
ering having screens placed on her au-
tomobile.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-19

buildings was directed to invite archi-
tects to make competitive sketches for
such building. It is probable that
some action in the matter will be
taken at an early meeting Of the
council.
An effort was made to have tAe
council take some action on the paw
ing Of Congress street, but the coun-
ell refused to take any action until
some agreement had been reached by
the property owners as to the width
to which the street is to be improved
and the material to be used.
The session was a short one, the
council completing its deliberations
before eleven clock.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-19
HOW TO MAKE ICE CREAM.
Summer School Students at u. of w.
to Learn to Make Frozen Dainties.

During ten days of the summer
school at the University of Wisconsin,
from July to Is, special instruction
will be given in ice cream making by
the dairy department as a part of the
summer dairy course. This will af-
ford ice cream makers and other dairy
students chance to study up-todate
methods in connection with the rapid
ly growing ice cream industry. The
ice cream department of the dairy
division is equipped with the most
modern machinery and utensils, in
GLIDING a continuous freezer of fifty
gallons capacity per hour. The MAX
ing of all kinds of ice cream and ices
will be demonstrated, together with
the mixing of formulas, freezing,
hardening, packing and storing ice
cream. The use Of the homogenizer
in ice cream manufacture will also be
taught. The course will include an
inspection trip to nearby cities to
study big ice cream plants.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-19
HILL COMPANY TO vAcATE.
Suit Brought by Simmons Company
Fails to Come to a Hearing.

The suit brought by the Simmons
Manufacturing Company to force the
Hill Steamboat Line to vacate the
Simmons warehouse which was to have
been heard in the municipal court on
Monday afternoon, failed Of hearing
as before the time set an agree
ment was reached out Of court. The
Hill company will be given until the
first Of August to vacate the ware
house which has been sold to the Pere
Marquette Company. q. G. Simmons
in speaking Of the matter stated that
the Pere Marquette Company had not
purchased the docks on which the
warehouse stood, but simply the three
story building and that the upper
floors Of the building will be leased by
the Pere Marquette Company to the
Simmons company under long term
lease. The Hill company has as yet
made no formal announcement of the
location of a new warehouse, but it is
understood that several sites are be-
ing considered and that place will
be secured before the first of August.
In the meantime the work on the new
warehouse for the Pere Marquette
Company is being rapidly pushed to
completion and the new line will have
an abundance Of warehouse room with
the two buildings.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-19
DEATH OF WILLIAM BELL.
Former Kenosha Man Died Last Thurs
day at Spring Lake, Michigan.

Former Kenosha Man Died Last Thurs
day at Spring Lake, Michigan.
William Fl. Bell, a pioneer land own
er in Kenosha and the man who laid
out and sold the Bell subdivision on
Pomeroy street in Kenosha, died sud
denly at his summer home at Spring
Lake, Mich, on last Thursday, the
funeral being held there on Saturday.
E. II. Bell, brother had died in
Washington, D. c., on June 18th and
his brother was stricken with ap-
poplexy on the day of the funeral
which was held at Spring Lake, Mr..
Bell was rs years of age and while he
had never resided in Kenosha for any
extended period he was for many
years interested in real estate in the
city and he took a great interest in
the development of Kenosha. He was
widely known and highly respected by
many of the earlier residents of Ke-
nosha.