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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Orpinptons.
Plymouth Rocks

BNREE6 ROCK EGGS. pure and fres,
Sl.0O Der setting, from the Georgia
Poultry Farm. ON sale at i south
Broad Street oJ-6-4
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

FINE 130-acre farm, three -fourths MD
from Marietta car line on main pub.s
road: so acres under piOw; several houses
and barns: now rented on third and
fourth. Well adapted for dairy or truck
Price is $50 per acre less than ADJOINING
land. 4 real bargain in farm land Te-
particulars. call Main e05S Mail AL
dress 253 Highland Avenue. l-sa
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The arooder-Its Importance.

The question is asked time and
again by those who have not taken
a serious thought upon the question,
Can / not bu'- an incubator and
get along without a brooder" l
would say most emphatiCally NO.
Many are inclined to economic upon
this part OF the proposition. con-
slider it a mighty poor kind OF econ
Ony If you can not afford TO Duy a
good brooder or are not enough OF u
genius to construct one on your own
account better not get mixed up with
this artificial Matching business at an.
1t is just as important to have some
good warm place to take care OF your
chicks after they are Matched as II
is to be able to hatch them at Trst
Warmth is the first and most I'M
portant requisite for the yOungster
when taken from the incubator. And
they will not thrive without 1t, as has
been tested time and again by those
who have tried to handle brood OF
young chicks by flannel covers ana
all such makeshifts. True, one might
be able to take care of halI-dozen
little ones in some such way II we
had more time and money, but TAX
ing care of from so to 100 young ones
is an entirely different proposition.
without going into the why's and
wherefores of this proposition suffice
is to say: Buy or make good re-
liable broOder test it thoroughly as
to heat and regulation before the
time arrives to use it. 1t is so vital
ly important to know that you can
take care of the brood when you get
il that it does not pay to run any
risks.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

THE EGGS Of different varieties OF
fowls will be found classified under
their respective breeds in the future,
instead Of under the classification Of
Eggs
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

A BARGAIN in a house and IN il :
zoos of Capitol Avenue, a siv-roaaFe
cottage and nice level lot; good INV.
trees. II interested, give address spG
will call to see you. Address OWN,
boA f"-' care HeoI SidH' 4-s.u
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

EGGS from prize winning Z. B. Thorlp-
son Ringlet Barred Rocks. either mat
ing Sc for fifteen. s. for thirty. A. NJ.
Kendall. Dallas. Ca. ssh
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Seeds and Poultry Supplies.
II. G. HASTINGS & co.
SEEDS, VEGETABLES AND FLOWER
PLANTS. INCUBATORS AND
POULTRY SUPPLIES.
PHONES 256s.

FOR the convenience Of our custom
ers we are now making two deliveries
daily to all parts Of the city. Any or
der placed before . o'clock viii be sent
out the day 1t is given.
RED COMB SCRATCH FEED, $225
per 100 pounds.
RED COMB MASH FEED, S2.25 per 100
pounds.
RED COMB BABY CHICK FEED, s2.35
per 100 pounds.
sPRATT's CHICKAGRAIN, $3.50 per
100 pounds.
sPRATT's BABY CHICK FEED, $500
per 10 pounds.
RICE SPECIAL CHICK FEED, $3.50 per
100 pounds.
LAY-OR- BUST MASH FEED. $3.50 per
100 pounds
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Unfurnished Apartments
For Rent.

FOUR ROOM Apartment In Corinthian,
e234 4-12-9
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

FTVE-ROOM and hall In strictl,, -,
neighborhood. near car line s, snl'sl
school and churches, $1,000, si5o S, ost
SIS per month to good Responsible ossa
son. Address Owner. F. o. Boy g r.,
uanta, Ga. '1 la
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

WILL SELL or exchange for autom6I
bile. 40 acres of land one mile of Fa
ton, Ga, HARRISON County. This lsri
is all in woods and will cut % cords n
the acre. Address Box 235, Villa ResI
Ga. 4-l2-t
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

THREE ROOM house and lor IL
condition; price $675: $3.50 cash ~
balance one and three years. Cal NJ. Le
Main 1878. Atlanta 1S47. 'i ~
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Eggs-All Varieties.

YOU CAN'T NAME a want that can't
be filled with a Georgian Want Ad.
No doubt Mrs. w. y. Bennett, l6
Alta Avenue. viii have many calls from
frieuds to-day telling her that her name
appears I'm the Want Al columns. II
she finds 10 and has IL marked Monday
morning, the Want Nd man is going
to call 10y and give her never spent
dollar for her trouble.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

WATER Wild BE on pTrn,1c,-.,
AVE. in 80 days. Buy a lot n C,,ro y.
in twelve months double vonr nv "a. alo
/ have for quick sale several bea,'!l9s.y
lots CHEAP-s700, $3.50 and 's 81 VI
terms S35 to $50 cash and SiT5O 9 H. Y.
per month, according TO lot seJso+s
Address Holland, care Georgian. d.li's;
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

SO. 25O-NEw BUNGALOW. in Dec,,r.
a beautiful six-room home, handsons
Iy finished, splendidly built. ali corya.s
fences, large shaded lot; only $3.50 css5
balance to suit; in rapidly growing Sea-.
ton and will bring $3.50 later IN NJ
season. Write or phone w. H. 5 Han
ilton, Owner, Decatur, Ca Phone NJ.
catur 4l5. 4-6.Sl
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
SUBURBAN HOME.
Bids Wanted.

GOVERNORS ISLAND. n. Y. H, March
10, l913.-Sealed proposals, in tripli-
cate, for furnishing fuel, gasoline, min
eral oil. and forage and straw Cthree
months and a years SupplNJ required in
Eastern department, during year COM
menCing July I, 1913. will be received
here until 10 a. m. April 15 1913. In
formation furnished on application to
Chief QuarteTmaster 3-15-1
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

BEAUTIFUL four-room apartment; gas,
electricity, every modern convenience.
90 Windsor Street 4-11-l1
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Office Space For Rent.

FOR RENT office space. with use of
phone. 932 Austell Building Phone
Main 1895. %l-l2-4
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
NAV gives wa looking tor
POUL TRY, PIT and LIVE STOCK

My keynote to the successful raIs-
ing of. incubator chicks has been to
divide them into small flocks. Fney
will require a little more attention,
but will outgrow those punched In
large numbers two to one. Thls is
specially desirable where you want 20
raise breeders or layers for the FOL
lowing season. Their vigor Will be
very much more pronounced.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

-FOUR ROOM second floor steam-heat-
ed apartment on North Side. Phone
wv 6267 25-11-4
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Seeds. Poultry and Pigs.

WE HAVE ground limestone at az
traCrive prices Tor Your chickens and
for fpTJiliziuE purposes free samples on
receipt 20 pUSta &c. ore BOUND 3 cents
TloSS Lime CO., Tiosa, Ga. s-l@-22
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Real Estate For Sale.
6 BoH1ST0N
SUBURBAN ACREAGE.

w T. 11AN II just udu lISIcu With
us for sale twelve acres OF
suburban property that has over
1900 feet of Street Car frontage,
with a nicely paved street in
front: just twenty minutes ride
from the center of the city. This
is one of the best subdivision
propositions anywhere and if
YOU are interested in a PROPOSE
ton that you can soon double
your money on, come in and let
us tell YOU about this.
SUBURBAN HOME.
THIS IS a good ten-room house
with about two acres of
ground; is just outside of the
city; owner has his own system
Of sewerage and water; place is
well improved and worth all we
are asking for it. The interior
of this house is exceptionally
good, and is only a short ride
from Five Points. A GENUINE
BARGAIN.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
The Georgian's Rent Bulletin
Furnished Rooms For Rent.

OSE neal f1rnished room reasona6ie:
Use Of phone; private family. 234
Central Avenue. Can Atlanta 3776. Bell
Main 5J42. 4-I0-7
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Farms For Sale.

SIXTY ACRE paper shell pecan f5r-l
in South Georgia for sale on esV
terms or exchange for home in Atlania
Twenty acres now bearing Fortune n
few years in this. Owner must sell Al
account of wife's health. Owner. BrI
al, care Georgian. S4lsI
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Ducks.

Runner duck eggs from
very highest grade prize winning
stock. roc each. So for nice trios from
stock now laying. Pratt's Poultry
Yards. T.. o. Box 1853, Atlanta, or phone
West 2i2-J. 4-12-2J
FAWN and White Indian Runner ducks
for sale at a bargain eight ducks and
one drake, SO. H. i. West. Phone jI3
Main and W. 426. 4l2-20
l. r. DUCK EGGS. IS cents for twelve
Phone IVY 32i3-L 2Ol-10-4
FOR SALE-White Runner brakes at a
cut price. All fine stock. Fischel and
Carlisle strains. 81 and $3.50 each,
while they last Act quick or lose q
bargain. Free Range Duck and POul-
try Farm. Chamblee. Ga 2-26-37
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

FOR BEAUTIFUL HOMES and bugl,
ing lots in College Park, the most n.
sirable suburb of Atlanta, see / c. Me-
Crory.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12

FREE RANGE DUCK AND POULTRY
FARM. Chamhlee Ca Large stock Of
White Runners. LeghornS and Rhode
Island Reds. enables US 20 ship fresh
eggs. strong and fertile. Write for prices
on stock and eggs IL YOU want a bargain.
1-91-1S
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Mortgages and Loans.

TALK IL over with Charlie Smith about
that real estate, loan or mortgage. He
will come to see you. 1919 Empire
Bldg Phone Main 1877. $3.50
FOR EENT-Oue of the best homes in
the Town. You can find them listed
in The Georgian's Rent Bulletin. Mrs
Annie &. Johnson. 400 s. Pryor Street,
will lind that dollar bill Is await
ing her if she sees her ad containing
her name and will mark it, The Want
Al man will drive up to her home in
his Cartercar Monday morning and
give her a dollar bin in exchange for it,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Rooms and Board.

I.salf
SSFSNTT,EMAN boarder wanted. 10 t-Sa'
Harris Electric lights, shower p % o.
Ivy 55ss-L.
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Furnished Houses For Rent.

FOR RENT~Furfished six-room cot
taRe. Can for Mrs. c. NJ. Thornton.
Phone Ivy 1903. 4-ll-JO
s-ROOM furnished house on East Fifth
St Can 6504-J 4-6-S6
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-12
Real Estate For Salo

4 BIG BGRGAfN~PeacI6fr sso ?;TSsc-,,,.
viii sell two of my choicest ~ ace
block from Peachtree ear line AT 'es one
ririce. Box SO. care Georgian. III, sac,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
On Worm +'o pOuTlC2
FlnlEY PETER DUNnE.

but Gracie she says Thin whin he presoons to
seize her coat sleeve with tn thumb an forehnger
she shrieks, Brute an falls to TIL pavemint in
faint. Til polisman, lost to all sinse " pity
puts smellin' salts to her nose an brutally rubs
her forehead an wrists with cologne. She doesn't
regain consciousness ontil she is lifted on til
shoulders iv TIL officer an his comrades, whin it
all comes back to her at wanst. Expeeryenced
polismen, Hinnssy, tell me its almost impossible
to get onaisy gintlenan to go along with ye
if he doesn't want to onless ye first take til pre-
caution " dhroppin piece " timber on his head
just back " TIL ear Thin think what it must be
FIR modest constables to convey fretful lady
through III busy sthreets iv large city.
Whin they hnlly get her to tn polls coort an
tn judge asks her is she guilty or not guilty she
pegs tn ink stand at him. He slips undher TIL
desk while pronouncin sintence on her an on'y
comes out whin male synpathizer is brought in
Thin he has cllanst to relieve his feelin's in
safety. Whin tn lady is carrd away to Jail an
her brutal capors has gone to tn hospital to have
their wounds dhressed she refuses to ate amy
thing This is conduct so unheerd iv in England
that th' goverrnint don't know how to dale with
it. They stock tn cell with sponge cake, picked
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

No man wants to be CONTINUOUS martyr on
small scale all his life. An statesmen ar-re always
more snsitive to pain thin ordhinry people
That's what makes thin statesmen
| amt sayn, mind ye, that this is tn right
theery, but it's tn wan TIL ladies iv England has
got into their feeble but tenacyous intellecls
An I will say this, they're well equipped be ma
ture f'r their task With thin it's no longer
Won't ye listen to our prayer, 0 stately lords? !?
but Give us tn vote or we'll make life burden
to .ye Ivry mornin' some oil conservative MINI
Der iv parlymint who thinks that woman has
reached tn highest pint in her nlintal deviopmint
whin she has larned til herrin bone stitch, wakes
up just in time to put out fire in his clothes
closet that's been set be tn wife v his BOSOM
He goes down to breakfast to find an imitation
dinnynlite bomb cheerfully cracklin' undher tn
table. He quenches it firm tn taypot an afther
dustin tn imitation prussic acid off til eggs ates
his breakfast with as much relish he can con-
sidhrn that his toast has been wrapped up be til
hired girl in pamphlet calm on him to remin1-
Der Mrs. Pankhurst an that his II year old
daughter is hrin' crokay balls at him through tn
window. But it is not till he goes out on tn goluf
coorse to prepare hnsilf fr his iooty iv governin
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
mout tin ard


tn Umpire an finds that his maiden aunt has
burned Votes for women with acid on til put
tin green that he tears off fr tn house iv COM
mons an puts on his hat an gets up an demands
to know what tn deluded governnt is goin' to do
to PROTECT tn most sacred institutions iv Britain.
Th prime ministher afther castin bold an
defiant glance at tn gall'ry to see that no ladies
ar-re prisint, announces in angry whisper that
TIL govermint is preparin to discuss tn advisable
ity iv considhrin putin down these outrages
with an irn hand. In tn future offinders will be
threated just as if they were men, on'y tn coun-
thry must reminder that this is impossible He
wud say that TIL prsint intintion is to keep thin
in jail as long as they came to stay an thin to
turn thin out without mercy 1t is not thrue
that Mrs. Panlhurst has been denied tn use iv
curtin r'ns while in prison. She has not on'y
used thin on her own head but on TIL head iv tn
chief warden, TIL physician, an sivral iv tn jail
He regretted to report that sivral vally-
able oficyals has suffered tn loss v their thumbs
in feedn TIL pris ners forcibly an he is seeryous-
ly consdhrin' takin' tn Victorya Cross away firm.
tn military an givin' it to tn poisnen detailed
to pinch tn suffragt leaders.
That afthernoon tn prime ministher starts
fr home undher sthrong guard iv polls tall,
blonde lady, iv ladylike appearance, takes brick
firm her reticule an pitches it into his stoveppe
hat. A polisnlan is sint to arrest her. He goes
up to her politely an gettin quite red in the face
says: Vilet, will ye give me tn pleasure iv
waltz as far as TIL callyboose? l will not says
she, hittin' him over tn head with her satchel.
o. L. =, =
double into his midst. Down with tn tyr
amy iv man, says she, stabbin' him with hatpin
An BESIDES she says, me name is not Vilet
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

lines, currant jelly, ice crane, briled lobster an
other dainties supposed to tempt TIL female palate
but she won't touch thnl If twas a man that
scorned til rude but wholesome Jail fare tn jailer
wud say Thank ye, number nine hundherd an
fifty, an carry it home TO his family. An tn
mex day tn indomitle spirit wud be wiln' to ate
his boots. But TIL lady spurns it ontil tn prime
ministher says angrily Very well, if ye won't
ate yell have to get out or til cook will Ye've
hurt his feens tur-rbly be refusin' his dishes'
An he sets her free an she goes out an attinds
bankits in her honor ontl tn doctor tells her it's
time to go on dte again, an she returns to Jail
This here application v tn feminine argy-
mint of tantrum to pollyticks is roonin' tn dis
position iv English statesmen. Wan iv thin can't
go to parlynnt fir little rest without some lady
throws something at him. She breaks into his
home, she turns uplat church an INTERRUPTS his
prayers, an she aven goes SO far in sacrilege as
to climb out on TIL race thrack and spile tn
chances iv a year old that he's backed down
firm twinty to wan to avens It's tur-rble
How's it gon to end? Faith, don't know
but it's knockin all the pothry out iv relations
with tn fair SEX There's our frind Hogan.
He's been expellin' pothry about tn ladies f'r SO
nanny years that have it be heart They're
this an they're that. They're etarnal joy an
everlastin love. Angels don't look like thin, but
on'y pretind to. They're perfection nobly planned,
says he But whin wan v thin wonderful
crathers comes up an thries to cash in his adec-
tives f'r vote he wants to lock her up. It's hard
fr lady to think he's on tn square with her
whin he tells her men wud be brttes without her
afther he's ordhered posman to chase her away
firm tn polls.
IAN be tn same token it's not goin' to be aisy
fir pote to write pothry about sinsitive plant
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
NJ. R.[)O)LEY

Have I liver denied ye anything? Take me
arm an hang ON tight. I'll conduct ye to tn
pollin' place. Wud ye like sup " ice crane
sody to nerve ye fr tn ordeel? Here we ar-re
at tn pollin' place. Officer, step aside. Boys,
throw thin see-gars away. Mulligan where's
ye'er manners? Take off ye'er hat befure l tache
ye lesson in etiket be kiekn it off. Casey, a
pencil Schmidt, some v thin ballots Which
iv these dye think ye'd like best allanna? I'll
hold thin up to til light f'r ye. Yes, that vans
pretty shade Now, if yell come into tn booth
we'll mark tn ballot together. Here ye ar-re.
Mark cross at tn top iv this colyum No, not
there; here. I'll show ye Give me yeer hand
an I'll guide it. Did amy wan liver tell ye ye
had little hands? What's ye'er hurry? 0, all
right. Boys, here's Mabels ballot Be sure ye
give it good place and count it first
Sure, TIL bachelors will be tn boys in polly
ticks if til ladies gets tn votes. It's to us int-
gent, reasonable, an handsome men that tn dear
things will come an not to crusty oil marrid men,
We've niver took advantage iv thin with false
promises an led them firm tn altar to tn wash
tub. III have fifty votes to yeer wan if tn girls
get their rights, an I'll be power in tn ward.
don't blame ye marrid men f'r not wantin'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

who's sthrugglin' fr vote with her hair in her
eyes. He'd find it hard wurru1 to compose
Lines to Della Poorn Molasses Into a Letter
Box or On Seem Pansy Set Fire to Race
Thrack' Dye suppose Askth comm out " his
house an seen lady hitched to his fence with
dog chain wud speak " her as rosebud set with
little thorns an sweet as English air cud make
her Ye can bet he wuddent. No more cud ye
think iv a posman on his back on tn sidewalk
with sufferage leader dancin' on him quotin'
firm that pote Hogan knows: Here comes the
lady o, SO light iv foot Or supposin' tn poor
copper was sint to lade tn boochous Miss Pank-
hurst off to tn rest cure wud he sigh, he took
out an accident policy:
Except be by SYLVIA in til night
There is no music in tn nghtingale'7 ?
=" What he wud say wud be, Onless I be by
SYLVIA in tn night I wuddent need to carry
night stick 1t wuddent stack up as we'll as
pothry but 'twud be a betther statement iv fact
" It's very hard to know what to do with lady
who refuses to be cooed to, an it looks to me as
though tn language v anty-nuptya pothry was
goin' into tn discard f'r awhile If Hogan don't
give these gintle things vote he'll have to change
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
A polisman is sint to arrest her.

q | know iv no battle in tn wurruld that's so
unakel as wan between rale lady an perfick
ginteman If ye win ye lose, an if ye lose ye
lose. 1t is shameful to tn prime minsther iv
England to be slapped be Mrs. Pankhurst, but it
is akey shameful fir him to slap her. It's hard
to say whether It's more disgraceful to bate wan
iv these gifts iv Hven to be baten be her, TIL
modhren lady is far firm bein' tn soft thing that
she was in tn days whin primitive man coaxed
her to do his biddin with TIL shin bone iv an lily
phant. Like as not tn poor weak thing has just
come home firm an afthernoon at TIL gymnasium
an it amt amy twinty to wan tn crool tyrant
wuddent get licked. On tn other hand, if he
happened to put his right acrost first, no matther
if he done it to save his life, half TIL neghborhood
wud turn out to lynch him. May Hiven sind that
if | am iver called on to choose between victhry
an defeat at th hands iv wan iv these gintle
prestesses iv tn fresde me nirnbe feet will save
me honor. FIR shud | win vry chivalrous soul
will want me hanged, an if lose I'll be tn vic
tim f'r tn rest v me life iv all who love an aisy
mark, an that's TIL entire fghtin' wurruld.
Yes, sir; ye gallant marrd fellows ar-re up
against it, It's all right fir us bachelors This
is none v our battle If tn ladies iv America
takes it into their dear little heads fr to adopt
TIL tactics iv their sisters in England I'll offer
sarvices to thin as instructor. I'll organize
Comply iv sharpshooters an have thin out in me
back yard practcin peggin bricks at stuffed fig
ures iv th' cabinet. An I'll be out arly dhressed
in me best on Fiction mornin an twill be- Good
mornin', fellow citizen How we'll ye're ookin'
this blessed day. That's very becomin' bonnet
ve hava ~, ton ~ veer ooo1der, hair an matches
til blue iv ye'er eyes as well as anything cud
excipt Hiven's own bright sky. Give ye a vote,
me dear? With all tn pleasure in til wurruld
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

thin to vote but how ar-re We goin' to stop thim9
| don't know. Nobody knows. FIR thousands iv
years tn greatest marrid minds in tn wurrud
has been puzzled to decide what to do with lady
whin she stops bein' a lady an acts like gntle-
man at quarther to twelve o'clock on Saturdah
night. In her own proper sphere she's as gintle
as lily an often too tired to debate her rights.
But whin she steps out v tn refnin' inhoonce iv
TIL kitchen an begins hurlin things it is best f'r
thoughtful man to seek til seeclusion iv his
bry at th' corner iv tn sthreet an wait till she
sees hersilf in tn lookn glass.
Ye were all right as long as TIL ladies come
to ye an pleaded f'r a vote an begged it as a
favor firm ye.. Ye wnked ye'er eye at yeer fel-
low man an chuckled to yeersilf an thin ye
turned to TIL low spoken pettyshuner with tn
white curls an tn little lace cap an ye said :
We wud be glad to considher ye'er prayer, but
we have too much respict fr ye to grant it. TIL
rough hurly burly iv pollytcks is not sootable f'r
such dainty flowers as ye. Go home an cook TIL
supper
An they wint But son1eway or another they
heerd " gr-reat truth iv pollytickal progress
that us men has kept secret f'r years, which is
that NANNY fearless statesman wud rather lend
an ear to tn cry v TIL oppressed thin to lump
iv coal an tn like iv that. Th' rule iv poyticks
is, 10 that fir me or I'll do this to ye, an th
prayer is not complete without both sections bein
IN it. To be SUCCESSFUL reformer ye've got first
to be nuisance. There amt NANNY principles
that statesman wud go to TIL stake an be burned
f'r, but there amt eer wan that he wuddent
give up rather thin be pestered. If ye threaten
to shoot man onless he gives ye something he
may take chance on yeer bein' a bad shot. But
if ye tell him yell put,a cir<ler in his eye an keep
it there till he grants what ye want we've got him.