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The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
CREDIT GIVEN TO THE WIFE
Good and Sufficient Reasons Njhv A.,
ried Man Lives Longer Than
the Bachelor.

1t is a good thing for a man to hava
a wife to look after his ingoiEgs and
outcomings-to enforce regularity in
his mode of living-to e that he ;S
clothed according to the requirements
Of the temperature, and takes his nm.
brella when there is likelihood Of
showers, and gets goodmeals at stated
hours.
Jacques Bertillon, the French exner+
on occupational mortality, has found
that low death rates occur particularly
in occupations in which the workman
is under o or less supervision as
regards not only health but also habits
of life, and in which he is surrounded
by influences tending to prevent dis.
sipatiOn, and conducive to regular
hours and regular habits. Bank clerks
and ~fiduciary employees who feel their
responsibilities are types of this. Der.
tlilon attributes much the same irfu.
ence to marriage and family life. The
married man is supervised for his own
good, and, having added incentives 10
self-restraint and to the care Of his
health, he has a lower mortality than
the northumberland of the Ameri.
can Medical Association.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

avoided, for at best their effect Is only
for that day, while a genuine remedy
like Syrup Pepsin acts mildly but per-
manently.
1t can be conveniently obtained at
any drug store at fifty cents or one
dollar a bottle. Results are always
guaranteed or money will be refunded.
You will find it gentle In action, pleas
ant in taste. and free from gripping,
and its tonic properties have a distinct
value to women. 1t is the most widely
used laxative-tonic in America today
and thousands of families are now lev
err without it.
Families wishing to try a free sam
pie bottle can obtain It postpaid by
addressing DR.. W. B. Caldwell, 203
Washington St.. Monticello, Ill. A.
postal card with your name and adj
dress on it will do.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
D!sFEGJRED WITH PlMPLES

r. F. D. No. 2, Box 46, Matthews,
Ga.-"For three years or more | was
troubled with pimples and blackheads.
At first my face would itch and burn
and then the pimples would break out.
They looked almost as if l had meas
les, causing great disagreement. They
would make my face very red and
sore. Then they festered and came to
a head and large boils would conn ON
my chin and S
y also had dandruff which caused
my scalp to itch and burn. 1t itched
and burned SO that l had to scratch it
until it was irritated. The dandruff
scaled off and showed plainly in my
hair. 1t also caused my hair to
break off and become very thin. /
used several remedies which did not
cur and gave but little relief. After
! received a free sample of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment | began using
them according to directions. l Sc
cured two cakes of Cuticura Soap and
two boxes of Cnticura Ointment, which
cured me perfectly" (Signed) Miss
Willie M. Walker, July 81, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston."-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
SATISFIED WITH HIS BARGAIN
Dramatic Press Agent Had Confidence
in Barber for Somewhat
Peculiar Reason.

Frank P. Morse, dramatic press
agent, met Ralph A. Graves, the dra'
matte critic, in New York one morn
ing. They went down to a barber
shop.
Graves heard Morse talking to the
barber, whose voice indicated that he
was at least eight feet tall and in the
best of health.
Now" said the barber, your hairs
falling cut. What you want to do is to
have it shingled and singed and then
treated with crude oil, ending up with
an electric massage and a few other
iolts."
Morse, who has a suit of hair like
cluster of copper wire, inquired as to
the cost.
"One dollar and ninety cents" re.
piled the barber.
Proceed" said Morse, settling
back.
When Graves got out of the chair
and took a look at Morse's barber he
rushed ever to the victims chair.
Why, Frank" he expostulated,
that E?&n who's treating your hair is
as bald as an egg and you're throwing
away a dollar and ninety cents"
"ls he bald!" asked Morse dreamily
Net 4 hair Gil his head, replied
Graves.
Well" explained the victim, gently,
that's why he kEcws how not to make
my Lair fall out."-Popular Magazine.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
INDIGESTION, GAS
Or BAD STOMACH
Time it: Pape's DIapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.
No some foods vou o,+ ,

Do some foods you eat hit h,n,.
taste good, but work badly; ferman.
into stubborn Jumps and cause p s;onp
sour, gassE stomach? Now, Mr. Nv
Mrs. D~yspeptic, jot this down. D.
Diapepsln dlgests everything, hap;ra
nothing te soLr and upse, You Tbs
never was anything SO SAFELY opict SO
certainly effective! Nc difference ho~
badly your stomach is discrdered wv"
will get happy relief in FIVE mfnr.o ~
but what pleases you most is that :.
strengthens and regulates vour SIom
ach so you can eat your favor1tA Foods
without fear.
You feel different as sooD as "pa,o,o
Diapepsin" comes in contact with tho
stomach-distress just vanishes-vo,r
stomach gets sweet, no gases, nc bn,ch.
ing, no quotations Of undigested food
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made, by getting a large ffty.
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from anv
store. You realize in five minutes how,
needless it is to suffer from inaigos.
ton, dyspepsia or bad stomach, Adv
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

Second St., ". s., Streator, Illinois.
Philadelphia, Pa. ct was at the
Change of Life that I turned to Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
using it as a tonic to build up my sys-
tenn, with beneficial results" - Mrs.
SARA HAYWARD, 1926 W. Venango St.,
(Tioga) Phila., Pa.
San Francisco, Cal.-"I have taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for many years whenever l
would feel bad. I have gone through
the Change of Life without any troubles
and thank the Compound for it. rec
ommend it to young girls and to women
of all ages."-Mrs. C. BARRIE, 1862
18th St., San Francisco, Cal.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled.
If you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. conf.
dentiap Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by =
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
sRal lDNA USED SAGE TEA
TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up a Mixture of Sage Tea
and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruif, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which is
mussy and troublesome. Nowadays,
by asking at any store for "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you
will get a large bottle of this famous
old recipe for about SO cents.
Don't stay gray! Try it! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as it does it SO naturally
and evenly. You dampen a sponge or
soft brush with it and. draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the gray
halr disappears, and after another ap-
pllcation or two, your hair becomes
beautifully dark, thick and glosstf. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
What is WOman's
Beauty but Health?
And the Basis of Her Health and
Ugor Lies in the Careful Reg
uIanOn of the BosueiS.

If woman's beauty depended upon
cosmetics, every woman would be a
picture of loneliness. But beauty lies
deeper than that. 1t lies in health. In
the majority of cases the basis of
health, and the cause of sickness. can
be traced to the action of the bowels.
The headaches, the lassitude, the
sallow skin and the lusterless eyes are
usually due to constipation. SO many
things that women do habitually con
duce to this trouble. They do not eat
carefully, they eat indigestible foods
because the foods are served daintily
and they do not exercise enough. But
whatever the particular cause may be
it is important that the condition
should be corrected.
An ideal remedy for women, and one
especially suited to their delicate re-
Q%uirements, is DR.. CaldWell's Syrup
Pepsin, which thousands of women en-
dorse highly, among them Mrs. c. S.
Vance, of 81 S. Ray St, New Castle,
Pa. At times she had spells of indi-
gestion SO severe that she thought she
would die. Syrup Pepsin regulated her
stomach and bowels, and she attrib-
utes her excellent health today to this
remedy.
All the family can use DR.. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin, for thousands of moth
ers give it to babies and children. 1t
is also admirably suited to the require
ments of elderly people, in fact to all
who by a of age or infirmity can-
not stand harsh salts, c~athartics, pills
or purgatives. These should always be
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Three WOMEN
TESTIFY
To the Merit Of LydiaE Pink
hams Vegetable Com.
pound during Change
of Life.
Streator, I'LL shall always praise
Lydia E. Pinkhsm's Vegetable Com

pound wherever l
go. 1t has done me
so much good at
Change of Life, and
it has also helped my
daughter. 1t is one
of the grandest
medicines for wo-
men that q b e
bought. I shall try
to induce Others to
try it. Mrs. ]. H.
EAMpRFIJ, 2OS N,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Hint to Husbands.

knicker-Is Smith an optimist?
Bocker-Yes: as soon IS the tasfT
bill was signed he cut his wife's al
loWance because the cost of living is
coming doWn.-New York Sun.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
The Exception.

You don't believe in hot air prom
ises, do you?"
NOT, unless they are the landlords,
about the furnace"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
The Nuisance.

SO You are complaining of the tres
pass on your property. DID your
neighbours building abut Oh your
ground?"
No; but his goat did"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
RUR.MY.IISM

VIII cure your Rheumatism and all
kinds Of aches and Professionalism,
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts,
Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptie
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Who Was Sickp

J called a doctor last night"
was anybody sick?"
yes; he was when he saw the hand
held.'-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Cruel Fate,

Visitor to Jail-And how did you
get here?
Confidence Man-They gave me FIVE
years just for attending to my bust
ness.-Puck.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Cautious Pnrfer

90 you gave up your job at the
depot?"
Yes, sub. ain liftin' no mo- suit
cases. When dem militant suffra.
gettes Is SO busy dar ain no tellin'
when OF EN- is kerryin' wardrobe an
which is kerryin' dynamite"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
A Reasonable Fear.

so you r going down for a visit
10 the Jobbinses. They will treat you
like d member Of the family"
But i do rope they won't feed ne
like one"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
The Kind.

"lhere were straight issues in this
campaign, were there not?"
yes; and n of them was straight
whisky"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Jealous.

rs she very jealous?"
Il should say she is. She even
hates the women she sees with her
first hXskand,'-Detroit Free Press.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
That's So.

Blx-Somehow | have no luck at all.
Dlx-Why, man alive, that's luck.
You might have bad luck, you know.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
liluStratiYe

Inc Comeups want a good shower
Wen, they always we're a pushing
sort"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Mean int:msticn.

Cholly-Did vou see where they
had such a big lobster in Boston?
Maude-Why, you weren't there,
were you?
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Easily Pleased.

MRS. Brown has the kleptomania."
Indeed; what is she taking for it?'
Anything that looks good to her."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

.i," men care to say what they
thillk about women.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
He Heard Il.

She-Money talks, you know.
He-Yes. | know. | married money.
Albany Evening Journal.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

TT,IhpDorn Colds and i.ritated Bronchial
t iuIes are easily relieved by Deans Men
'ho'ated Cough Drops-5c at Druggists.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
A Surmisc.

"Dobbs is a mil6-mannered man"
Yes he is. ] wonder if he's natural
ly SO, or married?"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

Girls should remember that the ahil-
ny TO toast marshmaliows does not
make g good cook Of any one.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

m.""ihsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
.'ninR' soitens the gums, reduces infamma.
aiiays pain,cures wind colo DC a bottled
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

Talk isn't as cheap as it used to be
Reiore the limited telephone converse.
ton was invented.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

'oehs widows talk too much about
the Joys of married life to suit an old
bachelor.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Quite aev

IL must be hard to be poor" OBJ
served the millionaire.
IN the contrary. it is the easiest
thihs IN the world" replied the
pauper.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

Look out for paint"-before falling
in love with a beautiful complexion.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

,,.iu vu Nross Ball Blue, all blue, best bluing
Jreue IN the whole world, makes the laun,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

"ieal opportunities seldom employ
an advance agent.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

why hlre a trained nurse to nurse
a grievance?
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

little push will generally last
'o'ser IMAM a political pull.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
INTERNATIONAL.
NMYS01MI.
LESSON
emrr,, sLALERs, Director of Eyenin
Cbicaeneht ' The Moody Bible Ins,itnte
LESSON FOR NOVEMBER an
CROSSING THE JORDAN.

c GGS0gN TEXT-Joshua s:7-17.
am VIII T~EHT-"Fear thou not for 7
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

Even with abundance of free raw
material some men are unable to
make good.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

AN unmarried man never realizes
ho" many faults he has.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28

wei, how On earth could her fam,
lly consider an aviator beneath Them"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-28
Physically impossible.

a made a mesalliance with a
aviator"
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-03-11
Clever Presentation of King
Rene'S Daughter.

Notwithstanding the inclement night,
the Opera House was well filled last
night with an audience that fully appre-
ciated the histronic ability shown by
the young ladies of Madison Institute in
their presentation of king Rene's
Daughter" and the closing little playlet,
Creatures ofImpulse The character
of King Rene was presented with great
dignity and poise by stately Miss Eva
Whitlock, while Count Tristan, by the
bright and talented little actress, Miss
Mabel kayburn, who has a clear. sweet
stage voice, could not have been done
with more ability by an amateur and by
few professionals. Sir Geoffery of Or
ange was "manfully" portrayed by Miss
Coralie Duff, while Nora Griggs, as Sir
Almerik was we'll presented. Ebn Jahia
the physician, by Miss Jennie Rankin,
brought out that young lady's high tai
ent. Bertrand was most satisfactorily
portrayed by Miss Roberta Biggerstaff,
and Martha, Bertrand's wife, was very
quaint and pleasing. Iolanthe, a most
difficult character, the daughter of the
King, was well and pathetically given
by Miss jeanette Pates and with much
calmness and sweetness 1t is rather a
difficult task to give to each young lady
her due credit, for they all played their
separate parts so we'll that they are to
be praised and complimented on their
superior work. The costumes we're ell
egant and the stage setting very taste
full. The young ladies went through the
entire program without hitch.
Miss Bessie Wagers' monologue on
Woman's Rights was character most
difficult TO sustain. but Miss Wagers
more than did herself credit in her work
and was encored most heartily. She
has much Evolutionary talent.
The Swedish Folk Dances by the phys
ical culture class, composed of about 20
young ladies, costumed in white waists
and black skirts, was very pretty and
their evolutions showed that they had
been well drilled and the different chan
ges perfectly timed to the music of the
piano, executed by the talented young
musician, Miss Coralie Duff
The closing comedy, Creatures of
Impulse" was a very bright, laughable
little sketch, that caught the audience
from the start, and it was kept in good
humor from the raising to the going
down OF the curtain. The same young
ladies took part in this play as in king
Rene's Daughter" and some of them
did even better in it than in the former
which is saying great deal, for the
portrayal of king Rene" would be very
difficult to improve upon. It is 10 be
regretted that the night was so unpropi-
tious. for those who missed seeing these
talented young ladies in their different
characters have much to be regretful
for
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-03-11
Prohibitin4 Marriage.

The Bankers Trust Company. of New
York, seems to be inviting decision by
the court that its action with reference
to the marriage Of its clerks is against
public policy. Its directors have just
adopted a rule that cleik receiving less
than 500 month will be dismissed and
forfeit the right to share in the com
pany'S pension if he takes for himself a
wife. The directors claim that this was
not to protect themselves. but to safe
guard the employees against the disaster
likely to follow an attempt to support a
family on an insufficient salary. The
clerks will doubtless regard it. however,
as indefensible meddling in their private
affairs OF which they will themselves be
the better judges. That there are many
young people who give little thought
when they marry to supporting a fami-
ly. is evident, but as the matter has not
been attempted to be regulated by law
it is doubtful if trust companies can
succeed in doing so. Love defies par
ents and locksmiths, and it will likely
defy those guardians of matters which
seem not to concern them. They may
lose clerks, but they won't materially de-
crease the marriage rate.-W. P. Wal
ton in Lexington Herald.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-03-11
All Enjoyed The Play.

What is pronounced by all who saw it
the most delightful play offered in Stan
ford in many years was presented in the
shepherd of The Hills" at the opera
house Thursday night. That Stanford
people appreciate high-class entertain
ment like this was evinced by the fact
that the performance was given to ca
paclty house, Notwithstanding 81 was
charged for the best seats. The man.
agement of the opera house is certainly
to be congratulated upon being able to
secure so high class entertainment
for Stanford. The pretty little story,
made famous in the novel Of that title.
was cleverly and entertainingly present
ed by we'll balanced cast, with special
scenery and costumes that made the
play picture Of life in the Ozarks.-
Stanford Interior Journal.
AT the Opera House in Richmond,
Monday, March II.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-03-11
PAINT LICK.

The buttercups are in bloom, the rob
ms and the larks are chipping and Ma
son Pullins, the veteran fisherman, is
out with his pole pointing at the fishes
in Paint Lick creek.
John McWhorter, of Crab Orchard, is
visiting the family of A. B. Estridge.
Candy Spratt. of Hamilton, Ohio. is
visiting relatives at Lowell.
The entertainment given on Saturday
night by Miss Sa-a Daniels, of Paris,
with the assistance of the girls of the
high school, went of in fine style; lots
of fun and the amount of money taken
in at the door was $50. Miss Daniels
and Prof. Waterbury are thinking Of
giving the Kirksville school this enter
tainment in few days.
Miss Daniels has been requested tc
give piano recital at Paint Lick grad
ed school. Prof. Waterbury purchased
a piano in Louisville a: reduced price
and these entertainments are given ts
pay for it. We want a library next
We-hope to have some good speakers
and other good entertainments to helE
pay for the library.
Misses Alma and Mary Lear gave a
three-course luncheon Friday evening in
honor OF their guests, Miss Sara Daniels
and Messrs. W. L. Carman and VIM
Denny. Color scheme, red and white
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-03-11
DEATHS.

The five months old son Of Chester
Adams died on the 9TH of uremia and
and was buried at Berea.
Funeral services were held at her late
residence Monday, thence her burial in
West Irvine cemetery.
Mrs. N B. Newly, aged So. died at
the home Of her son-in-law. Lawrence
Tudor, after long illness of a compli-
cation of troubles. Besides her husband.
the good woman leaves five children.
The little son born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Ben Hurst lived only few hours. The
burial took place in Richmond Gene
terry at 10 this morning. Unbounded
sympathy is felt for the parents in their
irreparable loss.
Died, at her home near Irvine. Sun
day night, March oh, Mrs. Elizabeth
Campbell, of a complication Of diseases.
She was a sister of the late Judge W.
W. Park and John NJ. Park, of this
county. She leaves four children-twc
sons ond two daughters-one Of whom,
Mr.. E. P. Campbell. is well known in
this community, besides a number OF
other relatives, to mourn her loss.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-03-11
Death of Samuel Bennett

The sad news was received here yes
terday of the death at his home in Lex
ington OF Mr. Samuel Bennett. brother
of Mr. Waller Bennett and Miss Belle
Bennett, OF this city Mr.. Bennett lived
in Madison county until few years ago
when he removed to Fayette. He was
not feeling well yesterday morning and
remarked TO members of his family that
he would not go down town, as usual,
but would go to his room and lie down
for short while. He was visited an
hour or so later, when it was discovered
that he was scarcely breathing, His
death occurred short while later He
hao been troubled with his heart for
several years and has been told that his
end might come at any moment from
heart disease. The funeral will take
place at his late home at IL o'clock
Wednesday morning, Dean Massie. of
the Episcopal church, officiating. The
remains will be brought to this city by
automobile and should arrive at ! p. m.
when the burial will occur in Richmond
Cemetery after brief services at the
grave by DR.. G. W. Crutch6eld. Besides
his wife, who was Miss Mayme Warfield,
three sons and two daughters survive.
Mr.. Bennett was a fine gentleman, a
substantial, good citizen and his death
is decided shock to his many friends
and relatives in this county and else
where.