Norwich bulletin., 1913-10-18

full? I'm sure I'm not running the train. If I were things would be quite different. You certainly will have to see that there's nobody in the berth over me.
 'Oh, yes, I meant to tell you that you'll have to put the mattresses out of the upper berth into mine. I'm not accustomed to sleeping on a hard mat tresS and l simply cannot rest OH one
 Yes, I know you can do it. It's often done, and I shall certainly in- sist.
 "IfF pay for the whole section? We'll I'm certainly not going to pay for the whole section I'll speak to the con- ductor a
 Porter, you'll have to do something to stop those children from running up and down the aisle They make such a noise and when a persons as nervous as I an-and you'll have to speak 10 that woman with the baby, too. If that child cries half the night as it did last night l simply cannot
 My dear, did you ever see such queer looking people? There isn't good looking man in the car. Haven't you noticed? Well, l suppose I'm more observant than most people. and of course ait makes a difference when you're accustomed to travelling first class.
 Why, there's quite a nice looking young man just coming into the car I hadn't noticed him before He must have got on at the last stop. l thought I saw rather a nice looking man get ting in with a dowdy looking woman, but I was talking to the conductor at the time so I did not really get good view of them Oh, he's going to sit down at the end of the car He really isn't so very nice looking, merely nice looking for a person travelling tourist. J1,, DI ideas change? Now, 1 don't suppose I would have noticed that man at all in the first class ear, but here he looks quite nice.
 Porter, you simply must see that that man in the berth over me has an- other berth. I cannot have him there and I simply will not have him oc- cupying the seat in the section during the day. See if you can get the young man that just came in to change with him.
 If that porter thinks I'm going to tip him to get him to change that man to another berth he's very much mis- taken. [ don't believe in encouraging the system of tipping. It isn't the money that I care about-it's the prln- ciple of the thing I'd be perfectly willing to give the porter quarter but I consider the practice of tipping demoralizing.
 ''There's no reason in the world, DOT ter. why you shouldn't ask that man at the end of the car to change with the one in the berth over me, and if you don't I'll speak to the con ductOr myself.
 I've mind to go and ask that voune man myself if he won't get the man in the berth over me to change with him. I don't believe it will do a bit of good to talk to this porter, and I simply will not tip him. l
 
 "TIl put these things back into the berth, porter while you go and see about changing the berth
 My friends just screamed with laughter when they saw me star1ng out with all these packages. \ ou know. at home I won't carry the small est package. I'm so sensitive about that kind of thing. But l do so dis ike going into the dining car alone that I brought enough lunch to last me to the end of the trip. And then 1 don't believe in encouraging the prlces they charge in the dining car And then the tips, too. l think it's the duty of the public not to encourage
 Did you ask him to change porter :. We'll I certainly shall speak to the conductor. Or perhaps it would pc better for me to so and speak 10 the young man myself.
 "Oh. my dear is he your husband Then I suppose you wouldn't want nm to change I'll just speak to the con ductor and see if he can't do some thing about changing the other man from the berth over me. l simply VII! 7ot fin this porter. That's the worst thing about travelling tourist-they don't seem to recognize a lady when they see one."-Chicago News.