Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1913-03-28
BILLY AND THE TWINS
BY J. M. CROWN.

IL was Billy Peters who first said
that the twin sisters we're scrump
tious. AS Billy was twice-a-week
caller at the home Of the Misses FL
len and Mary Roy, it is to be pre-
sumed that it meant something fat
tering.
The twins looked alike and dressed
alike and sang alike and became SEN
timental each in the same way. RiHy
didn't know which one he wanted
Half the time he didn't know which
was Ellen. and the rest OF the time
ne didn't know which was Mary.
Where he escorted one, he escorted
the other. It was expensive Billy
began to run into debt
This won't do" he decided III
get photograph of each. Then III
go off by myself and decide which
one gets the prize
The Misses Roy gave their photo
graphs willingly. Billy took them
home. He sat down with lead pen
Gil to mark them for Identification
This one is-H'mi Why didn't
let them autograph them? Which one
is this one? Blessed If | know.
Well. well mark this No and this
No. g."
Next day Billy started on his va
cation He went to quiet iarm-
house. The board was cheap, and the
quiet gave him plenty Of time to de-
eide his fate. He scanned the pic
lures in the woodland, in the meadow.
In the fields, and in the orchard FL
nally his troubled soul was stiiled. No.
Is smile was just bit smilier than
No. 2's.
That's the one I'll marry" said
Billy Peters.
So he came home. He had decided
that he'd forthwith propose to No.
/. Then his soul sickened. Which
was No. /?
However, Billy was equal TO a little
thing like that He carried the pho
to OF No l with him to the Roy home.
The twins entertained him in the par
lor Billy took the photo from his
pocket.
Whose little face is this?' he ask
ed Mary Roy studied the likeness.
why, that's Ellen"
Ellen studied it. 1T is not. It's
you, Mary"
Billy Peters went home with q
headache.
1t took Billy two days to straighten
out this tangle This time he had
real idea. He put two slips of paper
into a hat One was marked Ellen and
the other was marked Mary. He
closed his eyes and drew out Ellen
That night Billy called again. One
of the twins was in the parlor.
ELLEN" he began. TREMENDOUSLY.
I'm Mary" she smiled.
Billy swallowed hard. Well, what
difference did it make?
Mary" he asked, will you be my
wife,"
She shook her head. I'm sorry.
Billy. like you. But l won't marry
until Ellen marries."
The other twin entered tbs parlor-
Billy manipulated his fountain pen and
then shook hands with Ellen. He
seemed quite sorry that he had linked
her hand But he had her marked.
That was the main thing
Half an hour later one OF the twins
left the room. The one that remained
had ink on one hand. Billy fastened
to her side.
Ellen" he whispered. will you be
my wife2"
She shook her head. I'm sorry.
Billy I like you. But I won't marry
until Mary marries."
Billy Peters staggered to the door
"What do you think 1 am" he de-
manded. "a Mormon?"
But there was still a fight left in
this much harassed lover Soon he
had another plan. He'd dip up nice
chap-lots of nice chaps. He'd take
them TO the Roy home. If one of them
married Ellen he'd take Mary, and II
one married Mary, he'd march OF with
Ellen.
He brought nine young men to their |
home. Then the twins woke up and |
told him to stop.
''Ill marry nobody but you. said |
Ellen.
And I'll marry nobody but you,"
said Mary.
But I won't marry you unless you
marry Mary"
And | won't marry you unless you
marry Ellen"
"And won't marry until Mary mar
ries"
And won't marry until Ellen mar
ries"
There was a wild light in Billy Pc
ter's eyes He thanked them for
the great honor they had thrust
upon him and made his way to the
street
Six hours later man stealthily APP
preached q policeman, who was mind
ing his own business, as police
man do
SSH" he said. Look"
The policeman looked. Railroad
ticket. isn't it,"
You've guessed 1t. Good guessers,
you cops I'm going west. This town
Is no place for twins"