davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24
THE AID WRITER.

Salt Lake City is inclined at times
TO be hoastful. Nor is this passing
strange, for the city has so many things
of which it may Justly be proud that an
occasional toot of the horn IS not only
citizens, who havc contributed much TO
the business activity of the city, have
hitherto been denied even unofficial
recognition, though their merits are
quite generally understood. This class,
the men who write the advertisements
that appear In our newspapers, are most
appreciated where they are best known
in the business houses that employ
them II is only brief s%an Of years
since the average business house
thought almost any unoccupied clerk
suited TO the task Of writing the firm 2
advertisement Indeed the advertise
ment itself was but seldom changed in
too many instances. Now, the value of
advertising space is better understood.
One reason is il costs more and the
merchant is too wise TO buy expensive
space and then not Use il to the best
advantage. The result is that within
the past few years new profession has
come into existence-that Of advertis-
ing writiug-and no one but con-
genital idiot can believe that it is not
a real profession, requiring much prep
aration and study before undertaking,
and neccssitating constant endeavor
afterwards if one engaged in it shall
continue to be retained by satisfied
employer. One does not need TO hark
back many years to recall the plain,
unadorned business announcements in
the days when American genius was in
the beginnings of the advertising era.
Then newspaper space was bought and
used to carry announcements so crude
that one would scarcely expect to see
them on dead wall or a billboard to-
day An examination Of almost any
American newspaper will satisfy any
doubter Of the progress that has been
made in few years.
The Salt Lake Tribune Yesterday af-
fords as good demonstration as could
be found anywhere. Altogether it con-
tanned nearly IT'S columns-twenty
five full pages-of paid advertising of
all sorts. Excluding the classified ads,
practically all of the remaining twenty
one pages was written by advertising
specialists. Possibly not all Of the
work was well done, but most Of it was
excellent, and much of it admirable in
form and substance. We doubt if there
is another 100000 population city in the
country-or the world for that matter
whose advertising averages as high q
quality as that done for the business
men of Salt Lake City, and we have no
doubt that no 100000 population city
has newspaper that compares in quail
ity with the paper which published
these 175 columns in Salt Lake yester-
day
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

monopoly prices has yet to be de-
stroyed
The consumer is apt to look upon these
elaborate preparations with impatience
aud his impatiencc will grow as each
succeeding month passes and brings no
relief. But il is evident that the prob
lem must be understood before it can
be solved. and even the great expense
of such an investigation as is planned
by the Agricultural Department proba-
bly, will pay for itself many times over
in ultimate benefits.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

In letter published in The Tribune
rIous charges against the Utah Art In
stitute. Mrs, Keyser asserts that less
than half Of recognized Utah artists ARE
represented at the exhibition which is
now iD progress on East First South
Street and she intimates in rather
pointed language that com mbination
exists for the benefit OF certain un-
named insiders. AS the state donates
$4,000 annually "for the advancement
of art in Utah, - which is expended in
buying pictures shown at this yearly
exhibit, it appears that an explanation
by the Institute, now fifteen years old,
would be in order and propriety.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24
WHY THE FRISCO FAILED.

No one has been more enthusiastic in
the discussion of uplift topics than Ben
jamin Yoakum, chairman of the St.
Louis &c San Francisco railroad. On
many occasions he has pointed out the
reforms necessary in railroading, the
duty devolving upon officials to provide
transportation facilities that will give
farmers easy access to the markets and
reduce the high cost of living. All Of
his talks have been along the lines of
loftyrcivic duty, and, therefore, it is
somewhat painful to read his testimony
in connection with the Frisco receiver.
ship.
While the testimony reveals nothing
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

"There is no prison in Michigan that
will hold very long an embezzling bank.
er who has wealthy and influential
friends. This is the remarkable state
ment made by Judge George w. Smith,
at Pontiac, Mich, in sentencing a de-
faulting bank cashier to a long term of
imprisonment. According to the dis
patches the Judge gave this informa-
tion to the prisoner TO soften his Sc
we're sentence-seven to twenty. one
years, What n commentary on Michi-
gan courts,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

Marconi declares that vocal sounds
were transmitted by wireless telegraph
from Clifden, Ireland. to Cape Breton,
a distance of more than 1000 miles He
says that the vocal sounds were those
of a trombone. We hope that the wire.
less telegraph industry will so develop
that all the neighborbood trombone
players can be transported TO sea coast
points very SOON
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

Dayton, Ohio has offered Colonel
Goethals the post of City Manager, an
offer which, it is unnecessary to say
has been declined. Just why Dayton
believes it needs in charge of its city
government the man selected to make
Ferdinand de Lesseps' failure a success
we do not know, but we are willing to
believe anything of the city it asks us
TO believe.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

The Kaiser has issued an edict for
bidding the tango, but no mention is
made in tho dispatch of the bunny hug
and the other variants invented along
the Barbary Coast, so that after all Ber-
lin may not be deprived of these ca,
baret evidences of mctropoitanlsm.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

Of the company. IN the directors room Of
Mccormick G. Co., bankers. in the Nc
Cornlck building. Salt Lake City. Utah,
on Friday. November %, 1913. at 10
O'Clock a. m. OF said day
This meeting Is called for the purpose
Of electing a board OF directors and Of
Ncers TO serve the company until the
annual stockholders meeting in 1914. and
until their successors are elected and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

New York IS board of city magistrates
has adopted a plan to take finger prints
OF every man convicted as "masher. -
The intention is to reach with drastic
punishment those men who poster wo-
men on the streets with their attentions,
certainly Iaudable purpose.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

Matrimony is game says an e1-
change, Gin which hearts or diamonds
are always trumps." Bibulous hus-
bands sometimes have found that clubs
are trumps.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

The New York Evening Post finds
another evidence of Tammany's folly in
the expenditure of $40 for kites when
not cent was spent for needed para
chutes
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

qualified. also for the purpose of consid-
er.ng and acting upon a proposal to give
OF the companys proi. Jrty, TO sell all
OF the company's property. or otherwise
To dispose OF all OF the companys prop
erty in such way as the stockholders may
deem best. and also tor the purpose OF
transacting any ana all other business
which may properly come before the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

Wall street complains that the general
public is out Of the market. Possibly
the explanation is to be found in the
fact that the same e. p. is out of money
since its last visit to Wall street
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

Carranza, the revolutionary chief in
goes he gives dance for the towns
people. Evidently he thinks he can
dance his way into power.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24
NOTICE OF DELAYED ANNUAL
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

Notice is hereby given that the annual
meeting Of the stockholders OF the Lucky
Boy Gold Mining company for the year
1913 (Which meeting should have been
held on the first Monday In May. 1913.
but which has never been heidi is here
by called and will be held In the office
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

Parliamentary law in Mexico evident
ly is different President Hucrta seems
to think that a motion to adjourn is
debatable.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

the Pullman company pay the wages OF
its porters, The porters will probably
strike for the pay of railroad presi-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

Prices of farm products are reported
everywhere to be down. Yes, they are
way down on the farm, but no
where else.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

A New York funeral procession was
arrested for speeding. New Workers
lead fast lives and the habit is strong
in death
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

Roosevelt has already begun TO make
his 1916 Presidential campaign speeches.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

The custom house at Juarez keeps in
the limelight, no matter which way the
revolution turns.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

There is an irreconcilable conflict be.
tween Grape Juice Bryan and
- Champagne Vic. Huerts.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

"Of what use arc Kings asks a
Kentucky orator. We thought all Ken
tuckian5 played poker
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

DR., Wilson reports that there is no
change in Huerta' 8 condition.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-11-24

In seeking full measured
tion employees in many .
The Tribune Wants to po
to opportunity, .
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Girls! BeautIfy Your Hair! Make It
Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant-Fry
the Moist Cloth.


Try as you will, after an application
of Danderine, you cannot find single
trace of dandruff or falling hair and
your scalp will not itch, but what will
please you most, will be after few
weeks use, when you see new hair,
fine and downy at first-yes-but real
ly new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty of your hair. No differ
ence how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. The effect Is i'm.
mediate and amazing-your hair will
be light. fluffy and wavy, and have an
appearance of abundance; an incom.
parable luster, softness and luxuri.
ance, the beauty and simmer of true
hair health.
Get 25 cent bottle Of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that it has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment-that'a "a
all. Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
RANGE LIGHTS.

A hundred years ago the hands Of
ancient privilege were at the throat
of the republic. Our ships were
seized and searched. American citi-
zens were impressed into an alien
service. Our capital was burned. De-
spair was clutching at our hearts.
The British guns were not our great
est peril, but the love of money in
the seaboard states. Six thousand of
our men were enslaved In British
ships. but the patriotic indignation
that stirred the rural communities did
not touch the heart of the states that
made their money on the sea. The
sense of brotherhood was smothered
in the love of money.
Now, as then, the love Of money
flouts the love Of men. The yellow
patriotism Of gold sneers at the strug-
giles of the people for fair chance.
Let them be wretched; let them be
drunken, it says. while exploit their
savings for my own use, and turn
their earnings into my own tills.
This. too. will pass-is passing.
This will be the land of the fair deal.
This is the land Of opportunity.-Johr
G. Woolley.
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
''Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour,
gassy stomachs in five
minutes-Time It!

You don't want a slow remedy when
your stomach is bad-or an uncertain
one-or harmful one-your stomach
is too valuable; you mustn't injure it.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in giving relief; its harmless
ness; its certain unfailing action in
regulating sick. sour, gassy stomachs
Its millions of cures in Indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
trouble has made 1t famous the world
pver.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor in
your home-keep it handy-get large
hfty-cent case from any dealer and
then if anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; II
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head
ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa-
tions of acid and undigested food
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin
comes In contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt
ness, certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders Is reve-
lation to those who try it.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
STRIKING COMPARISON.

Comparisons are never odlous when
they show things up in way to
bring out the right side of question.
Note the following conditions in dry
Kansas and wet Missouri:
The per capita assessed valuation in
Missouri is $500; in Kansas it is ST.
$50.
Kansas per capita bank deposit is
500; Missouris is 500.
In Kansas one farmer in five owns
an auto; in Missouri one farmer in 100
has one Of the buzz wagons.
In Kansas the common laborer
draws $14 week; in Missouri, So.
In Kansas there Is hardly town Of
1,500 population but has electric
lights, water and sewer systems; in
Missouri numbers of towns of 1000
to 5000 have no paved streets. electric
lights or water system.
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
1tGII2&lREEE!9!l!!5zsl!qlll 1tII2lER|!EE!l! : q
SYZAz
Conducted by the National Woman's
Christian Temperance Union)
ALCOHOL PROBLEM IN EUROPE.

ALCOHOL PROBLEM IN EUROPE.
Replying to misleading statements
made by James Creelman with re-
gard to intemperance in European
countries, Mrs. Martha M. Allen, su.
perintendent of the Medical Temper
ance Department of the Worlds and
National w. c. T. u. calls attention
to the following facts:
1T was in Paris that the municipal
posters warning against alcoholic
liquors Of all sorts originated. These
posters were prepared by physicians
connected with the municipal govern.
ment and were placed In conspicuous
positions throughout the city, even
upon the outer walls of the Hotel de
Vile (City HalD. These posters warn
specifically against wine. beer and ci.
der as leading to alcoholism as surely
as brandy. So violent was the oposi-
tion Of the liquor trade to the posters
that they were withdrawn, but other
countries took up that method of
propaganda against alcohol, notably
Germany, England and Denmark.
THAT there is an acute alcoholic
problem in Europe may be readily
seen from the holding every two
years Of congress on alcoholism,
whose delegates, appointed by the
governments of different countries,
meet to discuss methods of reducing
the drink evils which are injuring the
health and efficiency of the people.
Is 1t likely that such meetings would
Il =
or crime resulting from drunkenness.
in these countries?
1T is far from correct to say that
the use of the lighter drinks driver
out the stronger drinks"
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23

the reason why. They cant monke,
with me, any one Of them; no, ma'am:
and they know it. II they don't,
they'll mighty soon find it out. They'll
work you if they think they can, ev-
cry time. just as they are working
you now, but give them to under
stand right at the start that I'm dead
onto 'em, and there's nothing doing.
tell 'em what think of 'em and
don't go round about the bush to do
1t. either. l don't let anybody walk on
me for exercise. When give man q
dollar for fifty cents worth Of goods.
l want the worth of fifty cents and
fifty cents back in change. Not for
ty-nine cents, you understand I want
what's coming to me without any de-
duction or discount, and generally
get it."
Il told him he was lucky, but If he
really got what was coming to him,
would be inclined to consider him as
an object of pity"
Not lucky, ma'am,' he disclaimed.
I'm what you might call persistent
and make a point Of asking for
what / want loud enough for people
to hear me without an ear trumpet
l don't stammer and say it's of ne
particular consequence IL it isn't quite
convenient. don't care a whoop If
it's convenient or not If think it's
something I'm entitled to. II l order
porterhouse steak rare and the
waiter brings it well done, he takes it
back in a hurry and brings me what
ordered. II he tries to argue the
matter, I call the proprietor and I
make it quite plain that don't like
the service. Now. that assessment
of yours was excessive. Not the
slightest doubt about 1t, and the
board of equalization ought to reduce
it. but it won't as long as nobody puts
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
Who's Who."

up vigorous holler and gives them
to understand that their work is too
coarse. IF you'll make me your rep
resentative, I'll go down and tell them
what's what and who's who
Thank you, tremendously, Mr..
Rorer, but I've already got the matter
adjusted said. I put ON my very
fetchingest hat and my altogether
beautifullest little suit and I saw the
chairman and smiled my bewitching-
est smile and explained it all to him,
and he was too nice and sympathetic
for anything and understood perfectly,
and when the board met, told them
about it and they were just lovely
and understood exactly how 1t was,
and they cut the assessment in half "
Aunt Jane gasped. you never told
me about that, Melissa" she cried
did you really?"
Il really did," nodded Mrs. Merri-
wild. "If I were only little vainer,
I'd think I might do something about
the gas bill, but there's a limit to
everything-a the gas company is
certainly the limit"
"Still, think you can take care Of
yourself" said Aunt Jane, admiringly.
81 really believe I can." agreed Mrs.
Merriwid. IF couldn't don't think
I'd pick a man who stood on his
rights to help me. have noticed that
however valuable he may be outside
of the domestic circle, in 1t the man
who stands on his rights invariably
sits on the woman" ssSs
Copyright. 1913. by W. G. Chapman)
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
LAWYERS TAKE NOTICE.

Let the graduates of law schools
take notice and keep away from
Yates county, N. Y, if they want to
earn a livelihood by practicing their
profession. At the June term Of
court there was not solitary civil or
criminal case on the docket. neither
was there criminal case in the
county undisposed Of Such a state
of affairs in county with an area of
800 square miles and having popu-
iation OF over $4,000 requires an ex-
PLANTATION. Attorneys in the locality,
says the New York World, can recall
no similar conditions in the past The
paper in calling attention to this
most unusual instance fails to note
that Yates county has been for four
years dry territory.
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
MELISSA CAN STAND ON HER
OWN RIGHTS.

Mrs. Merriwid sighed profoundly as
she examined the slip of paper that
had come to her in the morning mail.
Eight dollars and twenty-five cents!"
she exclaimed, "and know it
oughtn't to be more than half that.
Isn't 1t awful the way poor lone
woman is imposed upon?"
What is it. my dear?" inquired her
maternal maiden Aunt Jane.
Gas BILL" replied her niece.
There's no use talking, Mr.. Rorer is
perfectly right, l need husband to
protect me and think 1t will have to
be large red-faced man, with a deep
bass voice and fiery eye-a man
who won't stand for any rascally,
rank robbery. by Jupiter-not from
any swollen. insolent, grasping, con-
scienceless corporation nor anyone
else"
Mrs. Merriwid smote the breakfast
table with her clenched fist with such
energy that she upset the cream
pitcher, to her aunt's dismay.
"Why, Melissa" she demonstrated.
You see know how it's done. but
I haven't the physique" said Mrs.
Merriwid. "Just because of that
because I'm a helpless unmistakable
female who can't below or use forci-
BILE language. I've got to pay that
company four or five dollars that they
aren't in the least entitled to. What
do you think of Mr.. Rorer, dearie?"
Il hardly know what to say" re-
piled Aunt Jane. HE seems to have
great deal of force of character"
"All Of that" agreed Mrs. Merriwid.
"If he took the contract of removing
the briars from my path and strewing
1t with roses, you'd see decrease in
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23

the amount of the gas bills or there
would be another monopoly busted.
The baker wouldn't send US any more
short-weight loaves and the butcher
wouldn't give us lamb chops like
these Furthermore, I'd get three-per
cent. more out of my investments.
All I'd have to do would be to stand
behind him with a little cotton in my
ears and let him do the talking"
Il do really think that you have a
great deal of responsibility" said Aunt
Jane.
Haven't I? Well, I certainly have.
Here's the entire care Of the house
hold on my mind, including Hilda-I
have to tell that girl everything and
then see that she does it-and any
business matters that come up have
to decide for myself. 1t simply takes
up hours of my time. l have to set
tie on what I want for breakfast and
dinner and supper all by myself In
stead of merely asking the real head
of the house what he would like and
saving myself all the bother, and l
have to listen to all the book agents
and life Insurance agents and ped
dlers and beggars and keep the ac-
counts and write the checks, and
declare hardly get ten hours Of
sleep out Of the twenty-four. Any
body can trample on me. was tell
ing Mr. Rorer some OF my troubles" F."
What did he say?" asked Aunt
Jane
"Quite great DEAL" Mrs. Merriwid
answered. "He got red in the face
and said 1t was scandalous. Then he
deepened to crimson and said 1t was
outrageous. Finally he turned to pur-
pie and declared that 1t was atrocious
and that he wouldn't put up with 1t
for the smallest fraction Of q second.
az stand on my rights, Mrs. Merri-
wid.' says he. I know what they are
and I'm going to have them or know
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
IF Dodds

boxes OF Dodds
Kidney Pills the swelling disappear.
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use Of Dodds Kidney Pills. Sew.
eral months later he wrote: ! have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author.
ized. Correspond with Rev. p. He's.
lop about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent FREQ.
Adv,
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
A Soft Answer, Etc.

Young Wife, pettishly-You always
seemed to have plenty of money be-
tore we were married.
Loving Husband-It was only seem
Ing. l had very little.
Young Wife-And you told me you
expected to be rich.
Loving Husband am rich. my
dear. I've got you.
She subsided.-Yonkers Statesman
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-23
SALOON MUST GO.

The number of sufferers from child
labor, however great, is exceeded by
the number of women and children
who suffer from the baleful effects
Of the saloon. The verdict of the
human conscience is. the saloon
must 60.