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The Washington times., 1913-10-01

No. Pocatella, there has never been
corporation dividend that was not
referred to as a melon-cutting. You
must be thinking Of something else.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Let's" H. s. B. postcards, have a
few more jokes in the column" Well.
there's this one.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Curses! If Mr.. Lawyer, Of this town.
but WE'RE one instead OF an architect
why. this paragraph might have had
a little point to it.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01
Should Be Great Help.

\ rnuc;1-n"@f"' -"ork. entitled Names has
made its hash kent awake
after night by SOU infant one is often at loss to
know what to call child
The Washington times., 1913-10-01
Quick, Needle! The Watson!

G. s. X: When they want to set
somebody up in Statuary Hall does Con-
gress have to enact new statute?
D. r,
The Washington times., 1913-10-01
Anything to 0blige.

Sir: Please print this one the regu-
lar way and get R Lington peeved.
o. M. L. d.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01
What's on the Program In
Washington Today

Observation-Disclosures VS.. Philadelphia
at American League Park. $50 .. m.
National Style Show opens at Raus-
cher's.
Observance Of Jewish New Year. Serv-
ices at Eighth Street Temple at 7:Ss
d. m.
Meetings, evening:
Observation-Disclosures Centennial. No.
H. memorial meeting: Osiris, No. Is
East Gate. No. "a: Columbia No. Land
Brightwood. No. 8, Royal Arch Chap
ter; Potomac. No. 3. KnightS Templar:
Arme, No. 10. Eastern Ster.
Odd Feliows-Eastern Star No Z: Fed
eral CITY. No. 70 and Friendship. No.
Il. business, and Harmony No. o,
grand visitation: Mt. Nebo, No. & en-
campment.
knights of Pythias-Mt. Vernon. No. Is.
knight rank. and Union. No. q.
Friendship Temple, No. 9, Pythian Sis
tiers.
Elks-washington Lodge. No. Is. B. p.
o. Elks. will hold an election to name
secretary 70 succeed Richard
O'Brien. resigned.
Amusements.
Acknowledgement" and D. m.
Eelasco-''what Happrned to Mary"
els and Sis D. m.
Co'umbia-. Little Highness.s
S:15 2. m
roli's-"Mother." 2:15 and Sis D. m.
Academy-"Madame X" s:15 o. m.
Keith's-vaudeviile. ?:l5 ana sis D. NJ.
Cosmos-Vaudeviiie continuous.
Casino-Vaudevilla. continuous
The Washington times., 1913-10-01
Why the Ark Foundered,

From the old song. "One No Ribber TO- {
Cross.")
And as they talked Of THIS AND THAT
lone mo- ribber TO- { cross).
The Ark It bumped on Arrerat
Zone mo- rfbber TO- Z crosv).
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Speaking of the tariff measure, which
everybody Is, big business in general
appears to have taken 1t.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

The Attorney General" states the
Herald" has decided that horses,
saddles. hay, and other foodstuffs . .
may be exported from tho United
States into Mexico" Please pass the
stirrups.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Strangely enough, there are folk who
would think we were cheating II We
failed to announce that VIM. 4. Wood
& Sons. Coleman Bros. ana Alexander
Fisher & Co. are Cambridge, Mass..
dealers, all Of them. in exactly the
commodities that their monickers Sig
nifty.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Far be It from US, however, to spool
a theme that is about to furnish us
a final paragraph.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

We wot not Of the George B. Stan
who rhymes stir up" with Europe"
in Judge" but when no less q lyricist
than Grantland Rice sets "lull" beside
pull" which he does in the current
Golfers" We are tempted to Scream
Aloud.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Mr.. Taft's Aunt Della" It Is semi
worthy Of notice. yesterday celebrated
her first inside page birthday in the
last five years.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Add self-Depreciators: Underwood
and Clark. See speeches congratulating
the leaders Of the Democratic party.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Sans flash of why women are right
handed: Getting of street cars back
ward.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01
Hits From Sharp Wits.

rhe Charlotte News speaks Of Meek
,.nherr nOetry" as the ''oil Of romance"
hui that il liben on North Carolina's s
oil inspectors.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Why Pullman officials viii be halted
at the pearly gates: sleeping cars
ready at 10 p. m. Train leaves at 12:N."
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

captured Mexican smusslers were led
Nv an american. There are some jingos
uho will insist on jingling even after
readIng a peace message.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

The U. p surplus of $4,000, 900 has
every right to be called a melon.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

"A woman of tact smiles when her
rival IL praised says the Macon
News. but might she not smile and
sruile and hs Q vtllAtness Stil2
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

"A conference on currency" declares
the Times" was held this morning
between President Wilson. Chairman
Owen Of the Senate Committee on
Banking and Currency. and Senator
shafroth Of California" And did you
read of the tariff quarrelins among
Congressman Underwood and Payne?
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Red-hot is our interest in our fellow.
humans. but one Of the things we could
exist without is the periodical news Of
the activities Of Manhaxtan's AAmony
Club.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

A surpluscious one.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

"Principle Changes in the Tariff Bill.
The Times"
Does it?" asks g. z. NJ.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

The Boss SAYS that he doesn't have
to Depend upon lunches when any of
his Men are Entitled to a "Ra'se!"
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

The Hur. that YOU Now and Th"n
Incur hY Giving the Other Fellow the
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

FAMILIAR PHRASES.
XVIII.
Taxed the capacity.
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

No alacrity 10 Accepting an Invitation
can quite Equal that Of the Fellow who
says that he can Take Drink or Let
It Alone,"
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Washington, d. C., Wednesday, October l, 1913
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

II you get by those Twin Dragons.
Deris'on and Doubt. you're Going to
Reach your Dsstjnationi
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

When we are Riding through a Bleak
World on our Way Home from a Gene
terry is a Poor Time to Wake Up to the
Meaning Of the word Selfishness!
The Washington times., 1913-10-01

Pretty generally the Man who Pratt
ties about there being mo Pocket in
a Shroud" Is One who has Signally
Failed to Get His'n,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
SESSIONS IN CONG. CHURCH

The rural section of the North Da-
kota Educational association will hold
two sessions in the First Congrega-
tional church., corner Eighth street
and Third ayenu south, during the
convention here.
Mrs. J. McNaughton Stevens, Of
Towner, who Is president, is ill and
unable to be present and the sessions
will be conducted by the vice presi-
dent, county superintendent, j.. w.
Riley.
The sessions will be held on Wednes-
day, at $3.50 a.. M, and on Thursday,
at 1:15 p. m. Mr.. Riley has secured
several very interesting films which
will be shown at the Thursday after
noon session. They are Columbus
discovery OF the new world, in four
reels, and Paul Reyere's Ride, in one
reel.
The children Of the rural schools in
the vicinity Of Fargo are especially
invited to see these films, which will
be shown free. In addition to the
regular programme OF the sessions
there has been prepared an exhibit OF
all the Industrial work of the rurai
school children of the county for the
past year, and an excellent display OF
prize winning farm products will be
| shown. The public lis cordially inyit-
ed to attend these sessions.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
SALTS FINE FOR
ACHING KIDNEYS
WE EAT TOO MUCH MEAT WHICH
CLOGS KIDNEYS THEN BACK"
HURTS AND BLADDER RoTHERs
YOU.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need a flushing occasionally
else we have backache and dull
misery in the kidney region, severe
headaches, rheumatic twinges, torpid
liver, acid, stomach, sleeplessness ana
all sorts Of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the. kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
take a tablespoonful In a glass Of
water before breakfast for a few days
| and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts Is made from the
| acid Of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia, and is harmless 20
flush clogs I'd kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. tt also
neutralizes the acids in the urine so
1t no longer ~irritates, thus ending
| bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive.
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid
neys clean. thus avoiding serious COM
plications.
A well -known local druggist saws he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be-
lieve In overcoming kidney trouble
while it is only trouble. -Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
Mother SaamlsRauS
Tells OF Recovery

Throat Troubles, like continued
coughs and colds. often seriously ar
feet the lungs. If you have not found
any Improvement from the treatment
you have tried, investigate the many
reports showing benefits, and, in num-
brought about by the use of Eckman's
Alternative. This is a medicine for
Throat and Lung Troubles, fayorably
known for more than fifteen years.
Read this case:-
Convent of st. Anne, Sanford, Fla.
Gentlemen: In February, 1911, four
doctors examined my throat and pro-
Having heard at PeekskilL N. Y, Moth
erhouse of the Sisters Of st. Francis,
where I was visiting, Of Eckman's AL
teratiye, / determined as a last resort
TO try it. After taking four or five
bottles large pieces of diseased tissue
came away. / continued the Alternative,
to my grateful and daily relief. In ten
months / was restored to perfect
health. I would be glad to write or
doubt about it. i would like them to
see and hear from my own lips, lie they
SO desire, all L would say of it"
(Signed) MOTHER M. STANISLAUS.
(Above abbreviated; more on re-
quest).
Eckman's Alternative has been proven
by many years test to be most effica-
fections, Bronchitis, Bronchial Asthma,
Stubborn Colds and In upbuilding the
system. Contains no narcotics, poisons
or habit-forming drugs. Sold by all
Heading druggists. Write the Eckman
Laboratory, Philadelphia, Pa, for book.
let telling Of ~recoveries n additional
teyidence. -Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
ADDITIONAL SPORTS
COLLEGE
FOOTBALL SPIRIT
WILL NOT DOWN

The football spirit Is reaching a
red-hot climax at Fargo college, over
the big post season game. The pent
up enthusiasm which received no out
let in the A. CT. c. game has sud
denly burst to the front / a. new
form. " ., .-... =,
The fans on the hill are all wrought
up over the big game, n the contest
is the chief topic of conversation on
the Fargo college campus.
The seniors and sophomores nave
| CHALLENGED the juniors and freshmen
to a football game to, be played next
| Saturday. No football team men will
be allowed. They may assist in the
coaching. --..a
The students were surprised this
morning at the sight of a glarlng
| placard on which appeared the senior
| sophomore challenge. Soon afterWard
| the other two classes had assembled
their poets and had posted an accept
ance. The challenge and reply e a as
follows: -
eve, the sophomores and the seniors
Of the college on the hill,
Invite the freshies and the juniors
To a gentle little mill.
1--WE will meet you on the gridiron.
Not an F mar or the teams,
They may coach Or carry water.
Join their classes with their
screams.
"Our worthy dean will toot the whis-
tie,
Ye Physics prof will foot the horn,
On the sixth of this November,
If the day be not forlorn.
Are you men or are you pikers,
TT-.-u -4xTy ~r Eoxr4 ~ HTsn rya
Would you prove that you're MOI
Answer this e'er Wednesday,
dawn!"
The junior poets concocted this re-
ply:
"The freshies and the juniors "
With gusto do declare
They will beat the sophomores an(
the seniors
without mussing up a hair.
November 9Th is the big day.
In the stadium meath the hill,
With punt, end-run, and tackle play
! Well give you dubs your fill.
with all our stalwart battle line,
With Spuds and Litz for coaches;
If luck be good n weather fine,
Well step IN your c~ockroaches.
, you call the game a mill forsooth!
Oh, prunes and also prisms!
Wen plant u big defiant feet
Right on your syllogisms.
1--WE may be short On beef and meat,
But we are long on spine,
s. SO get your back-field ready, and
; Call out your roughneck line"
] Stickney, Carpenter, and Boise wi
q coach the senior-sophomore tear
while BUSINESS and Drummond wi
: instruct the opponents. With thes
men of calibre benin the two teams
and Dean Robinson and Professc
Wanner officiating, this good nature
f game should go down in the histdr.
Of clean sport.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
TO MAKE YOUR HAIR
MORE BEAUTIFUL

To give your hair that gloss and lus-
ire and Way s~ilky-softness, use Har-
mony Hair Beautiler. 1T takes away
the Y dead look of the hair, and
makes 1T b~rtght--turns the ~stringiness
INTO nuffiness-oVercomes the oil odors
ana 1eaVes a sweet. true-rose fragrance
makes the hair easier to put up neat
n easier to keep in place. It is
Just exactly what it is named-a hair
beautifler, and whether your hair is
ugly now or beautiful, it will improve
its appearance. You'll be proud of and
delighted with the results, or your
money back. Very easy to apply
simply sprinkle a little on your hair
each time before brushing 1t. Con-
ta1ns no oil; will not change the color
of hair, nor darken gray hair.
To keep your hair and scalp dan
druff-free and clean, use Harmony
Shampoo. This pure, liquid shampoo
is o convenient to use, because ii
gives an instantaneous rich, foaming
lather that Immediately penetrates to
every part OF hair and scalp, ~insuring
a quick, thorough cleansing. Washed
off just as quickly, the entire operation
takes only a few moments. Contains
nothing that can harm the hair; leaves
no harshness or stickiness-just a
understanding cleanliness.
Both preparations come in odd-Shap-
ed, very ornamental bottles, with
sprinkler tops. Harmony Hair Beau
ti1er, $1.00. Harmony Shampoo, soc,
Both guaranteed to satisfy you in
every way, or your money back. Sold
in this community only at our store
The Rexall Store-one of the more
than 1000 leading drug stores Of the
United States, Canada and Great
Britain, which own the big Harmony
laboratories in Boston, where the many
celebrated Harmony Perfumes and
Toilet Preparations are made. s.
Fargo Drug Co., 606 Front ST.;
Economy Drug Co., 124 Broadway;
Waldorf Pharmacy, 70S Front ST.,
Fargo, N. D.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
ACTION AGAINST THE
CROOKSTON LUMBER CO.

At the insance of Erick L. Hagen
| administrator, Attorney Dosland has
brought an action against h CROOKS
ton Lurnber Co, a Wisconsin corpora
ton, with headquarters at Minneapolis,
TO recover the sum of $4,000 damages
for the death Of Tokel Hagen last year.
| The complaint In the case sets forth
that deceased was employed as a
swamper by the company in woods
north Of Bemidji and was regularly at
work when the accident happened
which is alleged to ave caused his
death. Near by him was a force OF
sawyers telling a tree. It is said to be
one Of the rules that when a tree Is
about to fall the sawyers are instructed
to all out timber but on this par
ticular occasion the plaintiff AYERS
that no such call was made and Tokel
Hagen was caught by the falling tree
and sustained injuries from which he
Is said to have died within half an hour
afterwards. The relatives deman the
damages named in the complaint,
SO, 900.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
Notice of Sale.

Notice is hereby given, That by vir-
tue of a Judgment and decree rendered
and given by the District Court Of the
County of Cass and State of North Da-
kota, and entered Inc docketed in the
office of the Clerk of said Court in ana
fol-, said County, on the 6th day Of
Anna Marks was plaintiff, and Frithof
Marks was defendant. in favor OF the
said plaintiff and against the said de-
fsndant Frithof Marks for the sum Of
eight-five cents, which Judgment and
decree, among other things, directed
the sale by me, of the real estate here
Of said Judgment. with Interest there.
on, and the costs and expenses OF such
sale, or SO much thereof as the pro-
ceeds Of such sale applicable thereto
E 70 m sai Issued a ent q oy t Haste oft,e Ct 3 T ths
Clerk OF said Court, in and for said
County of Cass and under the seal OF
said Court, directing me to sell said
j 5edl Prope ana d eersaan q 4. e z. R saaa
Sheriff of said County, and person ap-
pointed by said Court to make said
sale, will sell the hereinafter described
real estate to the highest bidder, for
cash, at public auction, at the front door
of the court house in the city Of Fargo,
IN the County Of iCass and state st
North Dakota on the 10th day OF No.
Of that day, to satisfy said judgment
with interest I'M costs thereon, and
the costs and expenses OF such sale, on
SO much thereof as the proceeds OF such
sale applicable thereto will satisfy.
pursuant to said Judgment and decree,
n TO said writ, and TO this notice, are
described In said judgment, decree and
writ, as follows, to-wit:
Lots IA, Is, l6, IT. IS ana 1s, Block
a., Davenport, Cass County, North Da-
kota, together. with the appurtenances
thereto belonging.
J. 10. ROSS,
Sheriff Of Casss county. ND.
M. "A. HiIdreth,
Attorney for Plaintiff,
Fargo. N. e.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
No. Warrant Issued.

1t is alleged that one Of the boys OF
a Halloween party, Per Swanholm, is
sore about his alleged rough handling
at the hands Of a special policeman,
Ed. Burgeson, last Friday night, and
has made a complaint to Justice
Wade but has not yet actually ask
ed for a warrant. Shortly after 3
o'clock this afternoon Justice Wade
reported that no positive action had
been taken up to that time. 1t is
said the police department is not los
ing any sleep owe the matter com
planned of, hat it was a Halloween
mixup and that the "kids' got no more
than was coming to them at the hands
Of the policeman who was endeavoring
to protect property and keep the
peace. It is said there are established
law precedents in connection with the
status of those mixed up in Halloween
FRANKS,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
TRYING FOR SECOND PLACE
Grand Forks and Fargo "Ys" Try for
Second in Tri-City Contest.

The extended Y. NJ. G. A. contest
which has simmered down to a fight
between Grand Forks and Fargo will
close tomorrow night at 10 O'Clock.
The points SO far reported are 1854
for Grand Forks, Fargo 1929.
Each association is making desper-
ate efforts to make the largest possi-
BILE showing by tomorrow evenings
closing hour. Since Jamestown's UNI
usually large showing of $3.50 points
both the Grand Forks and Fargo as
sociations realize that it is up to them
to do some tall hustling to make even
a dent in such a high score.
Secretary Newly of the Jamestown
association has sent word to the Fargo
association that within the last sew
eral days they have received over
100 new members and number Of
advanced renewals. . '.t
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
MEMS BROTHERHOOD MEETS

The Mems Brotherhood Of the First
Congregational church held its first
banquet OF the season last night ils
the dining room of the commercial
club.
The banquet was called to elect Of
ficers for the ensuing year, and TO
discuss plans for the work of the win
ter season.
AT the election OF officers. the fol-
lowing were chosen: w. H. King,
president; Geo. Wilson, secretary
treasurer.
The organization has never been in
better condition, and the plans for
the year are extensive and optimistic.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
Moorhead Department

this earth lis not for very long. .Coun-
ty Attorney Dosland consented to al.
low the defendant to enter a plea OF
guilty to petit larceny considering all
the facts in the case which he had
carefully investigated. After some re-.
marks by Judge Nye the latter said
that In consideration OF the very bad
health of the defendant, and the fact
that he had alredy been in Jail for,
three months he decided tht the pris-l
oner had been sufficiently punished.
and he ordered him discharged from,
custody SO that he could return tor
those who were willing to care for1
him in his sickness,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
DmIuth Cash Close.
Duluth Flax,
CHICAGO.

Chicago, Nov. At was the i'm
preston among wheat bulls last night
hat the situation Is gradually hard
ening here, in the northwest and in
Canada. Marketings there have been
free and a close analysis Of 1t, shows
a larger percentage has left farmers
hands than the trade in general is
aware of. The heaviest pressure they
believe, has already been passed and
cash handlers at Duluth and Winni-
peg are in some instances taking more
encouraging view of the situation.
Corn bulls stick to the belief that the
market Is over-sold and hat Decem-
Der corn will work to q premium over
May. Shipments are expected to ex-
coed the receipts for the greater part
Of this week. Cash houses have less
corn bought from farmers at this sea-
o than for a humber of years. Cash
sales 100000 bushels wheat; 215,O 900
bushels corn and 150, 900 bushels oats.
No export sales at sea board. Pur-
chases Of over S0o,o JOG bushels Duluth
wheat was made yesterday to come to
Chicago. ...'s
1nter-Ocean,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04

Madison, Wis, Jan. I, 1913. M. D.
Reynolds says: This is to certify that
Ii have been a great sufferer from
Rheumatism since 1894. Contracted
the disease. while working with a
snow plow on the railroad. For sew
eral years I have been obliged to use
crutches a great part of the time.
Having used three boxes of the Meri-
toll Rheumatism Powders, I have
thrown away the crutches and am
now almost fully recovered. 1t GER
tainly has done wonders for me and
I heartily recommend it. M. D., Rey-
nolds. Central Drug Store, Sc Broad
way, Fargo. N. D.-Advt. ~
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
ACTION AGAINST The
NORTHERN PACIFIC

Attorney Dosland has completed the
papers in an action which he has been
instructed to bring against the North
ern Pacific Railway Co., in which the
sum Of 5000 damages are asked.
The complaint alleges h a on April
4, this year., Anne Hougen was fatally
injured at the company's crossing at
Broadway in Fargo, N, D., by a pass
ing passenger train about 5 p. m, IN
relatives Of the deceased seek the dam
ages named in the COMPLAINT.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
Judoe Nye Dismissed Defendant.

In chambers this morning Judge
Nye exercised a degree of leniency to
an unfortunate defendant who may
be said to have one foot in the grave
and n out. John Smith. whose right
name is Sheehan and who lives in one
of the cities, was brought up from the
Jail at Detroit last night by Deputy
Sheriff Malvey under instructions Of
County Attorney Dosland, who had
been advised that the defendant de-
sired to plead guilty to the charge OF
John Karlstrom. The man was COM
mitted for trial Aug. 4 and he has
been incarcerated in jail since that
time. Sheehan Is suffering with tub
erculosis and apparently his time on
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-11-04
TO INSTALL OFFICERS
Knights of Columbus Will Install John
G. Pfeffer as Grand Knight
Toniuht, .&.sg

The Fargo Council Of the knights
of Columbus will hold an installation
of officers for the ensuing year at
the lodge hall this evening at 8 o'clock.
District Deputy Fleming will have
charge Of the beautiful and. impressive
ceremonies. The retiring Grand
knight, P. w. Clemens, has sent out
notice to all members to be present.
Atty. John G.. Pfeffer of this city is
the incoming Grand Knight and will.
head Fargo council for the coming
year. --.. - -