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The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
HilIikin Day September ,, State
Fair Bean Dinner.

tokens and trade marks of rugged
race of citizens. It would be we'll
worth the price of admission to see
General Hogan, Brown, Grssvenor,
Keifer, and Metcalf, in front of
the grand stand, trying to drive a
yoke of brindle steers toward a
Blue Ribbon prize and bean dinner.
Profanity prohibited. These gen
tlemen should rehearse and learn
the mysteries of gee" and "haw
Hillikin Day will be a milestone
in State Fair history. The vim
and vigor Of the hill folks will be
in evidence. Pride and push will
land them in the king row.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
One Thousand Babies at Ohio State
Fair Sept. to 5.

Better Babies in Ohio is the slo-
gan. Would you lik to see l 000
babies bunched2 Do you want to
hear them in chorus The first
week in September, at the State
Fair, babies will be judged, not
for looks but for quality, form and
proportions.
A score card and common sense
will be used in placing premiums
on this Junior army. For years
efforts have been made to improve
the breeding of live stock. Why
not improve the quality of babies
The number of deformed and de-
fective children is increasing. The
standards la baby breeding have
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15

England's censorship OF the drama
caused Fielding to turn from play
writing to novel writing Fielding
began his literary career as q dramat-
Ist, and by his political satires brought
about the establishment Of the censor
ship in 1887 the bill being introduced
by Walpole. one OF I'ieldings victims.
With playwriting thus barred to him.
he turned his attention to the novel
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
Betschsr, Leaves For Plumb
sr'S Convention

Henry Betchers, elected by. the
Local Plumbers Union as their de-
legate to the Plumbers Convention
which meets in Boston next week
left Wednesday morning for that
city. This will be the largest con
vention ever held by the Plumbers
organization. The convention will
be IN session about z weeks.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15

A German cobbler and his wife had
two dogs, st Bernard six months old
and fox terrier three years old a
friend calling one day said to the cob.
bier. Those are two fine dogs you
have"
Yes" replied the cobbler, "und de
funny part OF 1t is dat de biggest dog
is de littlest one
His wife then spoke up and ex-
planned
"You must mine husband egscuse
He shpeaks not very good English He
means the oldest dog is de youngest
one. Chicago Record Herald.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
Little Bits.

The Marshals for the Labor Day
parade will met in Trades Council
hall Sunday morning at 9 o'clock
u
The Labor Legislative Leaugue
will meet in this city Sunday
Delegates from Middletown and
Dayton will be here.
u
The Convention committee will
also meet Sunday morning at y
o clock.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
MOsIar Strike still On.

The strike at the Mosler Safe
Company which involves about 10
Polishers is still on and no settle
ment is in sight. The Polishers
state that it will be impossible for
the firm to get other polishers to
take their places.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
NOTICE:

Metal Polishers are requested to
stay away from Freesport, III.
Trouble on Pay no attention to
letters sent out from that city that
there is no strike en-.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
Farmers Union Picnic.

The Farmer Union of Hanover
Township will give their annual
picnic in Beckett's Woods McGon-
igle st" tion, Saturday. A large
attendance is expected. Good
speakers will be on hand.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
Cutting II Short.

Tourist ,exasperated at not being
able to get a satisfactory answer,-
But, hang 1t all, man, you surely must
know how far 1t is to the station Is It
three miles? Road Mender-N-no, eur,
1t amt so far as that-not If you 'urry
London Taller
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15

He-As ! was saying Miss Maymie
when ! start out TO do thing | stay
On the job. I'm no gutter Che with
q weary yawnl-Don't l know it?-
Baltimore American.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
Rah. Bah. In Germann.

Theater Official Ito students)-Y
are not allowed to join in the chorus,
gentlsmen Students Don't you wor.
ry We are singing something quite
-Fliegende Batter
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
His Definition.

what is your idea OF high tiuanceT'
1T Is school OF fiction replied NJ:
Dustin Stax. I'm which mathematics
takes the place of language Wash
knRton Star.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15
Didn't Keen II.

Nell-she took her husbands mama
In vain. Belle What do you meant
Nell--In other words, she's divorced
Philadelphia Record.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1913-08-15

Moderation IL the plsasuss e1 thses
EAe ate visa
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
Easy.


Henry" she said, 81 wish / could
organize a society of some kind. 1t
seems to be the only way to secure
social recognition In this town"
well, why don't you go ahead and
organize one?"
81 can't think of anything that I'm
an authority on. If should organize
drama club some other woman who
knew more about the drama than
would butt in and get herself elected
president 1t would be the same way
with suffrage, ethical culture and child
study and music I'm unfortunately
not an authority on any of these
things, and If l got up a society
should, of course, want to be the head
of it,"
We'll, why not organize a Browning
club2 You can pretend to know all
about Browning, and the other women
who pretend to know all about him
won't know whether you're foollng
them or not."-Chlcago Record Herald
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
BULLS IN PARLIAMENT.
The Welcome Sound That Cheered
Lord Balfour of Burleiah.


Lord Balfour of Burleiah.
1t would be hard to say which of
England's two houses of legislature
takes the cake" for committing howl
ers, and still more difficult to pick out
the member who has taken pride Of
place in this respect during recent
years. But perhaps for simple effec-
tiveness Lord Balfour Of Burleigh
would be hard to beat when he said,
"The noble lord shakes his head and
am glad to hear itp'
Another noble lord during a debate
on Indian affairs exclaimed: "Talk of
this as loan to Indial 1t is a flea
bite in the ocean, Nevertheless 1t
stands to reason that the lower house
is more prolific in quantity, II not in
quality, in Its stock of howlers than
the upper, seeing that 1t has so many
more opportunities.
Captain Craig, the fiery FISHERMAN.
cooked the following oratorical stew
"The naked sword is drawn for the
fight, and never again will the black
smoke of the Nationallsts' tar barrels
drttt on the home rule wind to darken
the hearts of Enslishmen." If any,
thing could kill home rule one would
think that would.
Sir w. Hart Dyke was criticising the
standing order forbldding peers from
speaking during general elections
Some one had quoted Lord Halsbury
as doing so. and Sir william solemnly
said, II must admit that the honor
able gentleman has gone to the top of
the tree and caught a very large fish,"
London Tit Bits.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
SAVED A DOUGLAS.
Sir William Ramsay's Quick Wit at sh
Battle of Poitiers.

Sir William Ramsay's Quick Wit at chs
Battle of Poitiers.
In the battle of Poitlers 1880 mum
bef of Scottish soldiers fought on the
side of the French, and several Of them
were taken prisoners by the English
Among them was Sir Archibald Doug
las. Being dressed In suit Of splendid
arrlor, the Yictors thought they had
captured-as indeed they had-some
great nobleman. Several of the Eng
lisA were about to strip of his armor
wien Sir William Ramsay of Colluthie,
who was also a prisoner, happening to
Istch Sir Archibald's eye, gave him a
meaning look.
Hretending to be very angry, he cried
out: "Ycu rascal, how is 1t that you are
wesTing your masters armor? Come
here and pull Off my boots!" Douglas,
seemingly thoroughly cowed, went,
humbly forward and drew off a boot,
with which Sir William began to beat
him. The English onlookers at once
interfered on Douglas behalf, saying
that he was a person Of great rank and
a loud.
"Nhetw shouted Ramsay. "He a
lord? Why, he is base knave aud. /
Aubpose, has slain his master. Go, you
vilhin, and search the field for the
body of my cousin, your master, and
when you have found 1t let me know,
that | may give 1t decent burial"
All this was acted so naturally that
the English allowed Ramsay to ransom
the pretended manservant for 40 shil-
lings. The money having been paid,
Sir William gave Douglas another
thrashing and then bade him begone
Sir Archibald lost no time in effectlng
his escape, which he owed solely to the
ingenuity Of his friend.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
QUEER SPORT IN CHINA.
Dropping a Pheasant With a Twenty
four Pound Gun.

SNgHPANH EugcaoUA WIN WGuNl~
four Pound Gun.
Foreign sportsmen in China always
observe with curious interest the ma
neuvers of native hunters.
An English sportsman tells of an
incident he witnessed at the we'll
known Shaba, or lower barrier, of
Nadoo creek, in north China. A native
shooter had his glngal with him-a
most uncanny looking weapon. That
there might be no question as to it's
length, 1t was placed upright alongside
the Briton. 1t exceeded his height by
two feet two inches, making the piece
of ordnance over eight feet In length.
Englishmen sometimes complain of the
weight of their own guns-slx and a
half to seven and half pounds. So
1t is astonishing to behold a Chinese
hunter carrying twenty-four pound
gun all day long.
This particular native was accom-.
panied by small odd looking animal,
which the foreigner was assured was
dog. Observation of the hunter and
dog at work made a deep impression
upon the stranger
A ben pheasant happened 20 drop
into a furrowed field at feeding time.
The native took her bearings, crept up
as closely as he safely could, put down
his gun ON bit Of higher ground, and
kept 1t trained on the bird Meantime
the dog lay down across the barrel of
the gun, thus serving as a screen for
had arrived. the man fired, the bird
was killed upon the ground, and the
dog remained on the barrel until his
master took up the gun to reload
Youths Companion.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
Take Plenty of Time to Eat

There is saying that "rapid eating
is slow suicide" If you have formed
the habit of eating too rapidly you
are most likely suffering from indi-
gestion or constipation, which will
result eventually in serious illness un-
less corrected. Digestion begins in
the mouth. Food should be thorough
ly masticated and insalivated Then
when you have a fullness of the
stomach or feel dull and stupid after
eating, take one of Chamberlain's
Tablets Many severe cases of stom-
ach trouble and constipation have
been cured by the use of these tablets.
They are easy to take and most agree
able in effect. Sold by all Dealers
Adyt.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
Abssntmlnded Ia Eontaina

La Fontaine, whose fables are the
delight Of adult Frenchmen and their
children's earliest task, was very abb
sentminded. He went to the court Of
Louis XVI. to present a copy of his
fables to the king. And he forgot the
book. Fortunately, the king knew La
Fontaine, his fables and his foibles and
gave him a thousand pistoles about
$3.50. Unfortunately, though, La Fon-
taine left the money in his hired
carriage on his way back to Paris.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
FIve Yarletles Of Salmon.

Kamchatka has 1ve varieties of salm.
on-chavitcha Qxing salmon). krasnaia
(red salmon), keta (dog salmonl, gor.
busha (humpback salmonl and kishutch
(sockeye salmon). The run Of chavitcha
begins about May 10 to 20 (old stylel
during the period of spring rains and
the overflow OF muddy water. They
run in large schools, and the run con
tinues for several days. The fish,
which weigh twenty to twenty-five
pounds, Is purely a Kamchatka fish
and is not found in the Okhotsk and
other districts.-Consular and Trade
Reports.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
When Join Rimsd With Vine.

Some mispronounciatlons of today
once enjoyed the highest standing. We
must not think that Shakespeare was
SHINING when he rimed groin, swine
Indeed, Oi, like long / (as I'm ice), sur
vived regularly through the eighteenth
century. When a countrywoman of
our time watches the kettle bile or
jlnes the church she has behind her
Cowley's join, vine; Gray's shine, join:
Pope's join, divine; Dryden's join, de
sign; Addison's find, joined; Coleridges
Joined, mind; Wordsworth's Joined,
kind, and Byron's alsles, tolls. Indeed.
80 late writer as Bulwer gives us
mind, enJoined, which sounds as dia-
lectical as Gray's toll, smile. 1t is no
wonder that Joel Barlow, the author
of our own great typographical epic,
"The CoIumbiad," jined join and dl-
vine.-Yale Review.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
The district convention Of the San
Juan Odd Fellows proved to be a most
successful affair in every way.
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy.

Every family without exception
should keep this preparation at hand
during the hot weather of the sum-
mer months. Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is
worth many times It's cost when need
ed and is almost certain to be needed
before the summer is over. 1t has no
superior for the purposes for which it
is intended. Buy it now. For sale
by all dealers. s.-Advt.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
The coal miners employed at Hea.
ton went out on a strike.
Can't Keep II secret.

The splendid work of Chamberlain's
Tablets is daily becoming more wide
ly known. No such grand remedy for
stomach and liver troubles has ever
been known. For sale by all Dealers
Advt.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
ehakespeare on the Road.

Hamlet had just been hit by colo
storage egg whereupon he turned
gravely to his audience.
"How truly spoke the good Marcel
lusF quoth he. Something is rotten
IN tho state Of -Harpers
Weekly.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
The Dear Friends.

''You should not talk about that girl
In that fashion"
"Why not2"
''The Bible says re should love our
enemies"
"She amt no enemy; she's a friend
OF mine."-Houston Post.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
He Didn't Hush.

Mamma" queried little Willie.
''what is 'hushT"
"Why do you ask, dear3" said his
mother.
Because" explained the observing
urchin, when asked sister what
made her hair all mussed after her
beau was here this afternoon she said
Hush, dear '"-Chicngo News.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06

Lets send the czar bomb conceal.
ed in a plum pudding"
"Why not merely send him a plum
pudding" suggested the other callous
plotter. If he eats 1t our work is
done and we run no risks. louisville
COurier,Journal.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
Shake OR Your Hheumatism

Now is the time to get rid OF your
rheumatism. Try a twenty-five cent
bottle Of Chamberlain's Liniment and
see how quickly your rheumatic pains
disappear. Sold by all dealers. ADV.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
Inqulsitivs.

could you learn to love meP"
Il don't know" replied the girl.
what is your particular system OF in
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06

Il is always easier to stand or and
erihcise than It is to rush In and help
Sydney Smith,
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06

II you would raise others live your
self as a mountain. Farrar.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
FEDERAL.
PRE0IGOT.

NV NJ .Grath 49,. Justice OF the Peace
o. Allen. ............. ,.............. Constable
ss1ooi Directors--B " Randall, J IL. Nc
e3ilre. } Il. Ownhv
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06

A cheese factory will be established
at Farmington.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1913-06-06
Subscription Prices.
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
STATE

VIM. c. Mcdonald. ...... q. ..... .... Governor
II. O. de Raca, ...... ... Lieutenant Governor
Antonio Luoero, ........... Secretary of State
+. W. Clancy ............... Attorney General
W. q. Sargent .........................A Auditor
Howell Ernest, ......... Travelling Auditor
o. N. Marron, ....... ....... Treasurer
r. P. Ervien,.. Commissioner Public Lands
Allan N white, 49,. supt. Public Instruction
H. II. Williams, Corporation Commissioner
M. 8. Groves, .... -
u. L. Owen. 49,. " >,
Clarance ]. Roberts, Chief Justice Sup. Court
Richard II. Hanna, =, :, =, >,
Frank w. Parker, =, =, - e,
j, ID. Sena. .......... ...... Clerk >,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-09-13
GASOLINE CHEAPER
THAN ELECTRICITY
Probable That r. & E. Trac-
ton Line Will Use
New Coaches.

The directors of the Richmond 4
Eastern Traction company have been
comforting with John + Curtis. rail
road man of Huntington, relative TO
operating expenses of cars for the pro
posed line, starting from this city with
terminals at Portland and Liberty.
The directors are preparing TO push
the work as rapidly as possible, and
are investigating the new gasoline
cars. Figures which Mr., Curtis pre-
scented show that the cost OF Operat-
ing cars with an overhead trolley is
approximately eleven cents n mile.
The gasoline cars with power plant
capable of attaining the same speed
as the electrics, will run about ave
miles on a gallon of gasoline, costing
a fraction over five cents for operat-
ing. This has been proven by tests
! covering a distance of 1900 miles.
Prospects for building the line with
in the next two years are the best
I The proposition of T. H. Hazelrigg
and o, NJ Packard, the promoters and
railroad builders of Indianapolis. TO
interest foreign capital in the extern
sion, is considered one of the most
substantial of any received by the di-
reCtOrS.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-09-13
BOOSTERS To VISIT
ALL NEARBY TOWNS
Business Men Start Early on
Tuesday Morning to Ad-
vertise Fall Festival.

Two Fall Festival booster trips will
start simultaneously from the Com
mercial club rooms at 8 O'Clock, Tues
day morning, September 80 A SEIZED
ule of routes, over which 25 attract
lively decorated automobiles, carrying
about 100 persons and a number of
buglers, has been arranged Buttons
will be distributed enrOute bearing
the inscription, Richmond Fall Festi-
val, October /, 2 and B." Each party
OF boosters will visit sixteen of the
surrounding towns
Schedule of routes follow:
Trip No. Richmond, Centerville,
East Germantown, Milton, Cambridge
city, Dublin, Hagerstown. Greensboro,
Economy, Williamsburg, Fountain
Clay, Lynn, Winchester, Union City,
Bethel, Whitewater, Chester, Rich
mond.
Trip No. 2-Richmond, Westville,
New Paris, Braffettsville, New Madi-
son, Eldorado, West Manchester, Eu-
phomia, Lewisburg, West Alexandria,
Eaton. West Florence, Boston, Kitch-
ell, Liberty, Abingdon, Centerville,
Richmond.
Richmond business men who wish
to go on either of these trips are re-
quested to notify G. O. Ballinger, so
that arrangements can be made.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-09-13
CLEANSES YOUR HAIR:
MAKES 1T BEAUTIFUL
1t Becomes Thick, Wavv
Lustrous and All Dand-
ruff Disappears.

Surely try "Danderine Hair
Cleanse if you wish TO immediately
double the beauty Of your hair. Just
moisten a cloth with Danderine and
draw it carefully through your hair.
taking one small strand at a time q;
this will cleanse the hair of dust, dirt
or any excessive oil-in a few min
utes you will be amazed. Your hair
will be wavy, fluffy and abundant and
possess an Incompatible softness.
lustre and luXuriance.
Besides beautifying the hair. one ap-
plication of Danderine dissolves every
particle of dandruff; invigorates the
scalp. stopping itching and falling
hair.
Danderine is to the hair what fresh
showers of rain and sunshine are to
vegetation. 1t goes right to the roots
invigorates and strengthens them. Its
exhilarating. stimulating and life-pro
ducing properties cause the hair to
grow long. strong and beautiful.
You can surely have pretty, soft
lustrous hair, and lots of it, if you will
Just get q % cent bottle of Knowlton S
Danderine from any drug store or tot
let counter and try it as directed.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-09-13
CENTERVILLE

Only routine business occupied the
time of the Cemetery Association at
the meeting with Mrs. E. S. Wright
Friday afternoon. A social hour fol-
lowed the business session. The soci-
ETY. adjourned to meet with Miss Kate
Frazier next month.
Miss Frances Pierce, of Richmond,
spent Friday with Miss Daisy Helms.
Abner Bond of Greensboro was here
Thursday.
Mrs Celeste Bond of Cambridge
City, spent Wednesday with Joseph
Hurst and family. Mrs. Hurst has been
confined to her home this week on &C
count Of sickness
Visits Joe Helms.
Mrs. Richard Bennett of Indianapo-
lis, has been the guest of Joseph
Helms and family.
Mrs. Charles Morgan and daughter,
Marjorie, spent Thursday with Mr..
and Mrs. John McCown.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Terry have
moved to Weavers, Ohio, where Mr..
Terry has a position as telegraph oper-
atOr.
Harry Leisure spent a few days
here this week. He is working in I'm
ionville, Ohio.
Mrs. r. H. Wise and daughter have
moved from Dayton, Ohio, to her broth
ers' home She will live with Messrs.
Walter and James Mulligan this week.
Samuel Lashley Of Newcastle is Wis
iting here this week.
Grover Smith has opened up can
dy kitchen in connection with his res
taurant. He will make and sell all
kinds of candies.
Reception For Pastor.
The members of the NJ. E. church
held a reception for their new minis
ter, Rev. Mitchell and family, Friday
evening.
Mrs Lenna King spent Friday in
Richmond.
Robert Omela is acting as assistant
station agent this week at the depot.
The Misses Geneve Horne, Mode
Brown, Letha Dunbar, Alma Hull
formed a party to see "A Little Broth
er of the Rich" Thursday evening.
Guy and Alonzo Ranck, of Bloom
ington, are visiting relatives in the
Doddridge neighborhood.
Give Farewell Party.
AS a farewell party for Rev Roy
Woolom, the young people of the
Friends church entertained at the
home of Miss Hazel Garrett, west of
town. Friday evening. The party from
town went to the Garrett home in a
hay wagon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-09-13

and saw me two months ago seem
astonished. / tell them Peruna did II.
l will say it is the only remedy for
spring and all other ailments"
No argument is needed for Peruna
Just get bottle and try it. If you
have catarrh of the stomach you have
a serious trouble. If you want to find
a remedy it would be very easy to
make the experiment Before you
have taken Peruna a week you will
likely find yourself better, then you
will need no testimonials on the part
of other people, or arguments to con-
vince you. Until you try Peruna, how
ever, all the testimonials in the world
and arguments, however logical, will
not move you. Just one trlal of I>e-
runa will convince YOU
Persons who object to Liquid medi-
cine can now obtain Peruna Tablets.
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