Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-30
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d ono 81 the greatest dlsaolvents 81
the mortality 81 France. We guess
that tails win held the tango for a
while.
OUR IDEA OF favorable opening
Tor ambitious young business men Is
not running . hank in the city Of
McSico.
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AFTER A MAN finds himself IN q
holf IT'S surprienR how mnuy people
There are who could have told him
what path he miEht have taken 70
avoid t.
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A PHILADELPHIA woman says
tho Oklahoiua Indians arc too rich
for the missionaries e. convert and
another eastern authority phys thc
destitute Jicarilla Apaches OF New
Mexico arc living on stowed pine
bark and consequently prefer n square
meal % salvation. The missionaries
are playing in hard luck with Poor
Lo' =
D.
TT rs a COLD day in July when
New York doesn't bob up with
trunk murder mystery.
O.
TREY OUGHT TO prohibit the sale
or manufacture Of trunks.
o.
SAY. old sport we sure would like
90 have photo ~ you In that Christ
mas bathrobe.
CAREFUL. investigation Of the 1914
calendar reveals the plesurahie fact
THAT t. contains fifty-thrce pay days.
D
she rgas No Legacy.
The "leglrss badly" who has been APP
pcnrinE at the New York city two
a-day houses. displaying her paucity
Of neither limits before delighted spec
tators o. defendant in a suit Ia which
she is charged with Jumping con
tract-Troy Standard Press.
she ought 10 hunt up the armless man
Before the sands OF her life are run;
Thon these two remnants should fan
in love
And let some preacher man make
them one.
Judd Lewis IN Houston Post
Ahem weller. To go back 10 the
first spasm. we fail 10 understand how
the audience could have been "de-
lighted" with a legloss lady.
p
a CINCINNATI man Killed his wife
because he saw the devil W her eyes
re evidently forgot that the human
eve is @ mirror
THEY say that extravaeant John
~ Rockefeller sQunuderod $685. on
Christmas presents this year. on.
welL considering the number 81 con-
sumcrs that viii NOS mean much Of
Ia per capita increase in the price 81
.oil
O.
THEY say Ifobson will find II much
harder to sink the Underwood th8n
go scuiile the iooky old Mcrrimac.
o.
AND hy tho way. ala you ever know
Mr. iiohson 90 be- out Of his seat
when the spotlight WAS turned on IT,
D.
UNDOUBTEDLY Hucrt3 also can
produce doctors prescription 10
show that be uses q solely for med
ioiual purposes.
o
THE PANEHrRSTs alvavs work
200 relays so that when they carry
Emmeline OF 90 tho hunRer-room
Sylvia always hobs up 20 take her
place.
ALL THE newspapers IN Mexico
city % 81 reported are supporting
Hucrta. Which goes 10 show that an
editor Is not always an absolute bone
head,
O.
THE PRINCIPAL contest IN the
state of Sew YORK. seems nov 90 De
between Boss Murphy ana Boss
Barnes as TO which can resist being
reformed Che longest.
%
PICKLE FAME has
Them on skinned
You hear no more q
Nonny Land.
UR MONTEssOHI ADVISES us to
g.ye The children liberty let them
smash things Nothing like making
q virtue OF necessity.
D.
THE CAHABAOs have found out
| thHt th, foreign policy of the admin
/ istrauon o. no laughing natter.
O.
THE PARCEL post is an right. hut
We .re 90 little anxious about next year
when s. Claus has Go get those fifty
pound packages down the chlmhiey.
.
PRESIDENT Wilson plays good
soli Also Bryan makes mpc Chau-
tHuIua spCeChof
d
MOST NJ that hue ANA cry about
} the tltzens Auianc, starting IA,
| calumet panic seems TO bee falls,
laiarm.
O.
ALSO we are panied 90 state that
either Charley Meyer or Jim Sic,
/ AuughtOn BE- "a liar