St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1913-11-21

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shows its versatility when a
spanking is needed.
1t is easy to learn something
new every day. but so much of
it is not worth learning.
The man who pays the income
tax cannot expect much sympathy
from the other fellow.
One reason so many boys are
named after statesmen is be-
cause they have no rich bachelor
uncles.
Now and then a man comes in
contact with a woman who makes
him waver on the equal suffrage
proposition.
College professors work all the
time and get what is left after
the football coaches have been
paid big salaries for three
months work.
If you think the United States
is not a haven for the oppressed
you are wrong. Anton Wiszie-
kick has just been naturalized
in Chicago.
There is one man in the coun-
try who says he is able to tell a
woman's age by looking at her.
Il Maybe he can, but if he has any
sense he won't do it.
Says Mrs. Waldorf Astor: IL
believe the rich should have chill
dren." Of course. They should
have all the blessings they can
obtain without robbing the poor.
The Fire department will give
a dance in the skating rink on
the evening of December 18th.
A thoroughly good time is prom
ised. Remember the date, and
go.
DR.. Sarah Whiteside and Mrs.
w. j. Casselberry of Pennsyl-
vania, Mrs. West of Seattle and
Miss Ella Laporte of Portland
were visitors at the woolen mills
Tuesday.
A mistake occurs in the coun-
Gil proceedings on the first page
of this paper. On the location
Of an arc light in the northern
part of the city the location
should read $50 feet northwest
of Catlin on Kellogg.
J. X. Kerr. who is erecting q
fine country home for Mr.. Mems
niger of the Star Sand Co.. at
Marmot. Oregon. was in st. Johns
for day or two during the past
week.
Cards are out announcing the
wedding of Miss Emma Rosanne
Muck TO X. Terry Hackett at st.
Johns, Wednesday. November
Goth. Miss Muck is the daugh-
ter of ex-Mayor A. A. Muck and
is one of our most popular young
ladies.
p. ii. Kraetsch of Astoria is
having fine store room erected
on North Jersey street Just south
of the postotlice. II is of tile
construction and will be modern
throughout, 25x60 in size and
costing $500. IL adjoins the
new building being constructed
by III. Henderson. w. J. Nolan
has the contract.
The r. N. of A. of HazeldelI
at University Park and Oregon
Rose Camp of Portland paid the
Royal Neighbors of st. Johns q
pleasant fraternal visit Thurs
day afternoon of last week in
.. the M. w. of A. hall. The local
Camp had its regular meeting,
after which delicious refresh
ments were served TO the visit
ing Camps. All departed con
/. graduating the st. Johns Camp
for its admirable manner of en-
, tertainment. and also extended
a hearty invitation 10 the loca
. Camp TO return the visit. Mrs
Johnson of the st. Johns Cam
! held the lucky number for the
! ! tatted jabot given for the Penny
Drill.
: DIR. Edmund Perrier, at the
Academy of Sciences, at Paris
made public this week the dis
covery that the appendix excited
| the activity of the intestinei
and he says that il should not b'
removed except in cases of alb
solute necessity. After exper
imenting on animals with theil
appendices removed as in human
beings. DIR. Perrier discovered
| that the secretions of the glanC
had a strong effect on the intes
tional muscles and makes a stronl
| plea that the academy shoulC
suggest TO French surgeons tina
| they cease from performing ap
/ nendix oDerations for anV bu