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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

When completed, the new plant of
the Calumet Baking Powder Company,
now under course of construction, at
South 41st avenue and Fillmore
street, will prove a fitting monument
to the ability, honesty and progress
siveness which have rendered posi-
BILE the tremendous growth OF one of
Chicago's most prominent industrial
institutions.
This immense plant, the estimated
cost of which is s250,O00, is strictly
modern five-story and basement, fire
proof, REINFORCED concrete building
Size, 260x100 feet. One of the novel
and interesting features of this, the
largest and most efficiently equipped
Baking Powder plant in existence
will be cantilever shipping platform
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
DREW THE LINE AT SPURS
One Thing Frederic Remington Insist
ed on While Undergoing Medi-
cal Treatment.

Augustus Thomas, in his recollec-
tons Of Frederic Remington. relates
the following: "One Sunday morning
in those later days l went with him
to the office of an osteopathic physi-
clan who was treating him. The os-
teopath was a slight man and not tall.
Remington, lying face downward on
the operating table. presented a sky
line so much higher than that of the
average patient that the doctor stand
ing on the floor lacked the angle of
pressure necessary to his treatment.
The doctor. therefore, mounted a
chair. from which he stepped to the
table. and finally sat astride of Rem
ington, applying his full weight to the
manipulation which he was giving to
the spinal column. I hope I'm not hurt
ing you. Mr.. Remington said the doc
tor Remington answered, It's all
right, doctor. as long as you don't use
your spurs"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

projecting over to a switch track on
level with the second floor.
Automatic machinery, modern ap-
planes and passenger and freight
elevators of the latest type will be
installed and employed in manufac-
turing and handling the company's
product.
Plans which make possible a maxi
mum amount of glass area and the
highest degree of sanitation have
been carefully and scientifically pre-
pared. Spacious and splendidly APP
pointed rest rooms are provided for
employees.
One entire floor will be devoted to
laboratory and research equipment.
The installation of a modern bakery
for experiment purposes insures the
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Testing Hardness Of Steel.

A very simple device has recently
been invented for testing the hard
ness Of steel by impact. 1t consists
of a tubular standard fitted with a
hardened steel ball at the lower end.
which is placed upon the steel to be
tested. At the upper end of the stand
ard is a spirit level by which the
standard may be brought to true ver-
teal position. Mounted on the standard
is a cylindrical drop weight This is
raised to the top of the standard and
then dropped. striking a weight
receiving block at the bottom of the
standard which communicates the i'm
pact to the steel ball, and makes an
indentation in the steel that is being
tested. BY measuring the diameter
of the iAdentation with a celluloid
scale the hardness of the steel may
be determined.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
DADDY HAD HAD FULL MEAL
Wall of Small Boy Awakened SLEEPY"
Man to Realization Of What He
Made Away With.

One night last week papa got home
late. There had been so many things
to attend to at the office-and after
that a customer from out of town had
arrived, and-well, papa got home
awfuIly late. He hated to disturb the
family, so he camped in the dining
room. And in the morning, being thirs-
ty, he arose, drank water. and retired
under the table again.
Then came his little son. the earliest
to arise. Little son viewed the situa-
ton in the dining room, then lifted up
his voice and wept.
What's the matter?" groaned papa
You've gone and drank up all the
water in that glass aquarium you gave
me for Christmas"
We'll. never mind that. You can
put some fresh water in it, and it'll be
all the better"
Eyes, but who's goin' to put fresh
goldfish and pollywogs and mud tur-
ties in it,"
Then papa sat up and took notice.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

maintenance of the high standard Of
excellence for which Calumet Baking
Powder is famed.
The Calumet Baking Powder Com
pany was organized a quarter of a
century ago by Mr.. VIM. M. Wright.
The company first began the manu-
facture of baking powder in a COM
paratively small way, with limited
capital. Modern methods, combined
with high grade materials and an I'M
wavering determination to produce
an article of superior quality have
created a demand which necessitated
the erection of the new Calumet plant
have made the Calumet Company a
substantial factor in the Industrial
life of Chicago, and won for 1t pat
ronage which is a benefit and q cred
1t to the city.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
LIGHT BREAKS IN
Ihoughtful Farmer Learns About
Coffee.

Many people exist In a more or less
nary condition and 1t often takes years
before they realize that tea and cot
zee are often the cause of the cloudi-
esss, and that there is a simple way
% let the light break in.
worthy farmer had such an exper-
hace and tells about 1t, In letter. He
nys:
For about forty years, l have had
nagestion and stomach trouble in
various forms. During the last 25
years | would not more than get over
one spell of bilious collie until another
would be UPON me.
The best doctors I could get and
~ the medicines l could buy, only
ave me Temporary relief.
Change OF climate was tried with
wi results. | could not sleep nights,
FAC rheumatism and my heart would
paipitate at times so that 1t seemed
would jump out of my body.
! came to the conclusion that there
.as no relief for me and that / was
seout wound up, when | saw a Postum
.avertisement | had always been q
@uee drinker, and got an idea from
NE ad. that maybe coffee was the
o1se OF my trouble.
began to use Postum instead OF
@aee and in less than three weeks
et IKE new man. The rheumatism
~ me, and | have never had y spell
bilious collie since.
Ny appetite is good, my digestion
seser was better and l can do more
s9.k than before for 40 years.
haven't tasted coffee since ! be
sNn with Postum. My wife makes II
eeording to directions and / relish II
Wen as ever did coffee, and was
0iniy slave to coffee"
name given by Postum Co.. Battle
@eek, Mich. Write for copy of the ut
DOCK. The Road to Wellville."
sostom comes in two forms:
neeu'ar Postum-must pc well boiled
instant Postum is a soluble powder
teaSpoonful dissolves quickly in s
sp OF hot water and, with the add
n o. cream and sugar. makes a de
.oas beverage instantly.
There's a reason" for Postum.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
He Got From Under.

Some of the boys had arranged for
a nice little poker party one night and
had induced Jones to be one Of the
group around the table. He was twit-
ted about his wife and called a
':wifey's boy until he couldn't en-
dure it, and he bravely declared his
independence. He notified his wife by
phone that he wouldn't be home until
after midnight "Whatd she say?"
asked one of his friends. "Oh, dun
no." admitted Jones. Il hung up the
telephone as soon as / told her."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
When He Answered.

Among the employees of an apart,
nent house is a dusky elevator con
iuctor. who would appear to have a
'ustem" similar to that of the maid
sho announced to the guest at the
toor that she didn't hear her until
shs had rung three times.
II any enc calls. Henry, while
IN out, tell him to wait. | shall be
digit back" said the woman to the
boz In qcestion.
No answer from the boy.
Didn't you hear me? Why don't
you answer?" demanded the woman
mgris.
4 never answers, ma'am." ex
plained Henry, sunless l doesn't hear
md shen | says What? "-Magazine
q Fun.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Appeal Sustained.

A mouse being chased by a cat in
Mr.. Joe's brewery, fell into a vat of
beer. The cat sprang to the edge of
the vat and called: AHA, Mrs.
Mouse, you had better have let me eat
you than to drown"
YES" replied the mouse, "if you
will save me from this, you may eat
me-"
The cat went to the edge of the
tank and extended his paw, and the
mouse landed and ran hastily into its
hole.
Come out" demanded the angry
cat, redeem your promise and let me
devour you"
ooh, no." said the mouse, when. |
made it was in liquor"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
eouncino Arrival Was a Baby

There was a stork party in Atchison
recently, and the husband was in the
room when his first baby was born.
He suddenly rushed from it and down
stairs to where several persons were
waiting to hear the news. Its a
baby, it's baby" he said, greatly ex-
cited. What did you think 1t was
going to be. a cat?" asked his broth.
er.-Kansas City Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Not Exactly,

A lady teacher in South London
council school was recently giving a
natural history lesson to a junior
class. In the course of it she gave
some information about the heron.
and at the end she asked the children.
as a simple home lesson, to write
down what they knew of the bird
Only one member of her class. she
says, was able apparently to set down
her ideas in writing. for next morning
only one essay was handed in.
And this one essay, written by a
little girl, read: Dear Teacher: A
heron is a bloater."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
sure. He Was Glad.

A Boston father the past summer
sent his boy Reginald and his three
sisters to visit a relative in Maine.
Though it was understood the visit
was to consume three weeks, their
stay heightened to two months.
WELL" asked the father upon the
return of his offspring" was your
Uncle William glad to see your"
WAS he?" reiterated the eldest
boy, as though surprised by the query
why, dad. he asked me why we
didn't bring you, mother, the cook,
the maid and the dog!"-Harper's
Magazine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

For a Minute He Was coneiliatory.
This story is told by an old miner
just returned from Alaska: Mike
and we're prospecting far away from
camp when night overlook US. We
decided on a short cut. We came to
canyon deep and narrow, and after
some delay we found a fallen tree
across the canyon. Mike stepped
boldly on and started to cross. The
bark scaled, almost causing him to
fall He made another attempt; he
gingerly picked his way. muttering as
he went: Sure and Gods good. sure
and Gods good, and the devil amt
a bad fellow at all, at ALL He re-
peated this until safely on the other
side, where he turned and shaking
his fist at some imaginary foe ex-,
claimed: 'Av! g'wan wild the
both of yez.' kansas City Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Success With Poultry.

Energetic, wide awake. plucky in
dividuals, those who read, study and
learn and who have sufficient capital
to establish their business, are the
ones that invariably make a success
of the poultry business.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
BroiIers and Roasters.

For the production of broilers and
medium sized roasters no varieties Of
fowls excel, II equal, our American
breeds. The bulk of buyers want a
fowl that weighs from ten to eleven
pounds to the pair. or about five
pounds apiece.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
A DOCTORS STATEMENT

]. r. Wells, M. D.. Weidners, Ark. writes
'Ihave been practicing in Arkansas 2oyears
and constantly prescribe Incidentally Chill
& Fever Tonic, where quinine is contra-in-
Dictated for children and adults with weak
stomachs. 1t sticks where others fail
No cure no pay-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Another Refusal to Talk.

Wasn't Jason the man who. tried
to land'th Golden Fleece?" asked the
youthful student.
Il shall not undertake to say" re-
piled Senator Sorghum. Il positively
refuse to discuss anything pertaining
to the wool business, outside of office
hours"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Feather Pulling Habit.

Hens pulling their feathers? Three
teaspoonfuls of flowers of sulphur to
enough soft feed for two dozen birds
once a day will generally stop it. Az
ter three days feed every other day.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

k.m's Vegetable Compound 1 improved
,,ridIy and today am a well woman. I
,,nuot tell you how happy / feel and I
,,npot say too much for your Compound
VOID not be without it in the house If
aeost three times the amount. Mrs.
Gas. CHAPMAN, R. F. D. No. 2, Belle
yus, Ohio.
Because your case is a difficult one,
dOctors having done you no good, do not
eoutinue to suffer without giving Lydia
z Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
rial 1t surely has remedied many
sases of female ills, such as inhaanma-
Ion. liberation, displacements, tumors,
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
and It may be exactly what you need.
The Pinkham record is a proud and
reerless one. 1t is record of constant
t;ctory over the obstinate ills of woman
.-lIls that deal out despair. 1t is an es-
tabHshed fact that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has restored
health to thousands of such suffering
women. Why don't you try it If you
nsea such a medicinef
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Our Pastimes.

From these diamonds and tennis
courts and gold links and lacrosse
fields and other playing grounds we
are getting a new generation of young
men and women, who have breath,
muscle and endurance, and who will
give a new stature to the nation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Don't Worry Hens.

The hens must be kept quiet to in
sure good digestion. II they are wcr-
ried. chased and frightened it has 2
very bad effect on their health. A sud
oen fright will often cause a hen to
drop dead of apoplexy.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Poultry House Site.

When building new poultry house
do not select a low place as the site
of the house, because surface water Is
apt to accumulate there and damn
cir will always settle In a low nlaca
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Shade for Hogs.

Build a shed on the highest point of
the farm, IL possible. to which the
wind has a clean sweep to provide
shade for the hogs. Saves flesh and
money.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Shade for Chickens.

Not enough shade in some chicken
yards. Hens need a shaded loafing
place when they go around with their
mouths wide open painting for breath.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Summer Annoyances

such as prickly heat, ivy poisoning,
insect bites and offensive perspiration
are quickly relieved by applying
Tyree's Antiseptic Powder. Csc. at
druggists or write ]. s. Tyree, Wash
ington, d. c., for free sample.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Game 10 the Same ThIno.

Sophomore-How cid you make
your father pay your college ex-
penses?
Junior-Threatened to wait on his
table at the summer hotel.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Time for Work.

The best light for farm work is
sunlight and there is enough OF it in
the summer time so any good man.
ager can use all his strength without
working by the light of the moon.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
No. SlX-SIXIY-SIX

This is a prescription prepared es-
pecially for Malaria or chiIIs and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case, and II taken then as tonic
he fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Got a Jar.

What are you looking az me for?"
I'm a meat inspector" answered
the man addressed.
And then the end-seat hog blushed
and moved over.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Corn for Silo.

Corn is ready to cut for the silo
when the most advanced ears are well
denied and the least developed are in
the boiling stage.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Flats.

Knicker-How do you like the kitch.
uette apartment?
Booker think 1t has a roomctte
Or Improvement.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

V e ge table Com
pound Ny back
acheduntil l thought
it would break, 1 had
pains all over me,
nervous feelings and
periodic troubles. I
was very weak and
run down and was
losing hope of ever
b eing W ell an d
strong. After TAX
ing lydia T.. Pink
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your rheumatism and all
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia.
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises. Cuts.
Old Sores. Burns, etc. Antiseptlc
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Whenever YOU NEED
A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
The Old Standard Groves Taseess chilli Tonic Is Equally
Valuable General Tonic because It Acts the Liver
and Drives Out Malaria, Enr ches the Blood and Builds
upthe Whole System. For Grown People & Children

taking chill
label well
is ia for Malaria ChIs ad
debility appetite and
Mot and Pail. sicky chdr Blns without purging
Relieves depression and low p the liver and
punhe Completes
your Druggist m SOC
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

my wife and myself quarreled BY
wireless today"
That's what can having o few
words over nothing"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
To Get Rhd Of Mo.uultoe.

You can Sleep Fish. Hunt or attend to any
work without being worried by the biting or
singing of Mosquitoes. Sand-fiies. Gnats or
other Insects by applying TO the face, ears
and hands. DIR. PORTER'S ANTlSEPTlC
HEALING OIL use
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
Grievance.

You seem sad. Family gone away
for the SUMMER"
NO; the cook."-Pittsburgh Post
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

Complaining the situation. thi
kicker is nearly always headstrong.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

Red Cross Ball Blue win wash double as
many clothes as any other blue. Don't
put your money into any other. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
No chance for Him.
Couldn't buy a ticket"

Thought you we're going away to-
day."
Couldn't buy a ticket"
Nonsense. The ticket Office is
never closed"
mo; but there was a girl at the
window ahead of me-"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
WOMAN IN
TERRIBLE STATE
Finds Help in Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.

p.uevue, Ohio. 81 was in terrible
- before took Lydia E. Pinkham's
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

Dead Game Sport" is a most ex
psnsive title.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

Paris has produced an opera with
out words. That is some improve
ment.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26
t,,cor,an, IN Mo,bere

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-09-26

You can generally get around people
you can see through.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-10-20

Senator Overman. a baseball fan,
tells this story OF a trip to the Na-
tionals' park
Near me sat young man, and be-
hind him was young woman who
wore one OF those single plumes. the
long. Tapping variety. Every time
The young man moved the Young won
an moved also. He tried to crane
lis neck around that plume. but
every time he attempted a strategic
move the young woman apprehended
and forestalied him.
Suddenly the fan began to clap
his hands wildly and cheer.
What's the mattere his friend
asked him.
I'm seeing more OF this game
than any three people, replied the
fan In glad voice. Every time that
young lady moves her head see a
hit knocked out
After that the young woman re-
moved the Objectionable decoration"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-10-20
Profitable Dreams.

Authors and musicians are not thu
only dreamers OF profitable dreams
ST. Augustine records that a disciple
Of his, having to lecture on Cicero 8
rhetorical books, was baffled by a Ger.
tain passage. lie slept, and in a dream
his MASTER who was really far away
and unconscious OF the whole thing.
appeared 10 him and expounded the
passage, In 1898 Herr Hilprecht. pro
fessor Of Assyriology in the University
or Pennsylvania. was worried over
TWO small fragments OF agate found
at babylon, OF shieh he had received
drawings. In his dream a tall, thin
Assyrian priest told him they be
ionged together" being portions OF
an inscribed yOtive cylinder which had
been cut up 10 make earrings for the
statue Of god The professor found
next day that the fragments did at
and make continuous inscription.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-10-20
POLLY or THE CIRCUS.

Her charming naiurelnesa IS par
ticllar asset of dainty little Elsie 81
Leon. who anI appear in poly Of
he Circus a. he s1eg iheaior Tues
day. October VI 1919 This evaeeful
actress, Who IS SIN 10 her teens. has
achiesed splendid success ln me uue
role d MaFsarsi Mayoa Irresistible
romantic comedy. the longevity OF
which IS positive evidence of Its ex.
iiaordiaarF worth az theatrical prop
erty Miss ST. Leon was everywhere
lasf season acclaimed ihe most at.rac.
tive 81 fhe several poIles and n is
the coniilenf belief of her manage
ment that this season she uIfl add
greatly 70 the honora Size has esiherel
% herseif Fer Interpretation la gifl.
ishly piqlalt dainty and sraeefn
free from afleciatcn and iepiete Wiia
q spriaatilneHs that ia captivating. Her
Polly Is remarkEbly natural his being
q distinct charm She oapars nimbly
and iuenily through tha play the
admiration increasing as
me moments pass The manaetaaent
has also provided a firstsrade sup.
porting company and alb admirable
Production. the scenery being fresh
med and me circus features strength
med The famous ST Leon family 81
prominent IN the production Adv
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-10-20
A MARvELous EscApE

My little boy and marvellous es-
cape" writes p r. Bastiams Of Primer
Albert, Cape Of Good Hope. 1t oc-
CURED in the middle of the night He
got a very severe attack Of Group. As
luck would have il, had a large bot.
lie OF chamberlain's Cough Remedy
IN the house. After following the III.
iections for an hour and twenty min
aics he was through all danger. Sold
BY all dealers.-Adv. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-10-20

lan mueh below y cents IN ner
lin children under ten are prohibited
from seeing oriy such movies as
are expressly approved b. he police
eensors for children. Tnder no cir
eumstanees may children remain after
nine O'Clock az night
Fond As the Germans are Of good
music. there IS hardly 4 Ssand opera
house IN the empire thar pays run
ning expenses.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-10-20

Edward Fitzgerald was utterly care
less Of his fame. He lived to be an
old man. yet not one in a million OF
his fellow countrymen regarded him
as poet. even If they had heard his
name mentioned as an ola chum OF
Alfred Tennyson. Yet he wrote The
Rubaiyat OF Omar Khayyam" long
years before his death. lie kept it
'chuchng about apparently not
thinking it worth publishing. and when
he did print "a few copies nobody took
any notice Of Il. Today Omar" is ono
OF the most famous poems in the
world.