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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-10-08
Raw! Raw!
After. Shaving?
Use ZEMO!
hat Rough, Drawn, Singing Feeling
Goes Like Magic - Leaves Face
Cool and Comfortable.

Get ESQ Bottle Today and Prove It.
Rub little ZEMo on your face whom
Sou are through shaving. wonder Of won.
iersi Your face will feel as fresh as o
Tune mornIngi You'll Just lovo TO shave
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13

into the very best part of the play,
right at the end where the fellow IS
going to give the girl a good kiss and a
| good squeeze, and the old man is so
happy to find that the young fellow is
all right and the funny man is funnier
than ever
That wouldn't go in the old days,
Nowadays they won't even let a fell
low die in peace. The audience is on
its feet slamming seats around and
rushing out for the lobster feed before
the hero breathes his last noble mes
sage.
In the old days they would have
slaughtered man for that, They
used to take A death scene seriously.
once ! knew an old doctor who
went to the theater and there was a
woman on the stage who in the play
was supposed to have taken poison. AMI
they didn't know what to do for her.
The old doctor stood It as long as he
could and then jumped up and yelled:
Here, YOU idiot! Give her coffee
The people used to take books more
! seriously, too, in the old days
"One man said he wouldn't read such
a book as oliver Twist When he
came to the place where Oliver was
caught again be was so mad at Dick
ems for letting Oliver get caught that
he threw the book out Of the window
and vowed he would never read the old
thing
Nowadays the more misery a poor
| creature is led through the more enjoy
a BILE the story is supposed to be and the
! greater the sales. But that sort Of stun
! didn't get any of the old timers money
That shows how wise they were in
! the old days. What do We care about
/ art? Humbug There wasn't much
/ art in the old ia shioned hoedown. bnt
/ there Was real fun IL. it, just the
! same"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
CHILDREN HAVE THE
HARDEST COLDS

Rapidly growing children need
tonic to make reserve strength with
which TO resist coughs and colds
And for sensitive stomachs Jacobs
Wine Cod Liver Extract is best. as
1t does not disturb the stomach
instead II stimulates digestion and
increases the appetite. All obiec-
tionable oils and fats have been
eliminated, and the medicinal prop
critics Of the livers combined with
wild cherry extract. syrup of hypo-
phosphites, aromatics and port
wine, giving a very pleasant tonic
and the most rapid in strengthen
ing and building up the system.
To prevent coughs, colds. bTon-
chitis, grippe and pneumonia. it is
invaluable; delicate children and the
aged need IT especially: and as a re-
constructive after fevers and grippe
it brings back the strength faster
than anything else.
Jacobs Wine Cod Liver Extract Is
our own laboratory product and we
know II is superior to any similar
prepare ton. We guarantee it un-
quaGhedly. II II does not benefit the
patient. return empty bottle and we
Will refund Your money. Two sizes:
35C and 6'C-at all Jacobs Stores.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
Daysey Mayme
and Her Folks
By FRANCES L. GARsIDE.

THB claim made by professor in
Columbia college that the rod
should be restored TO its place of
honor in the public schools has caused
,he friends of prattling babes to organ
- society called The Society Of the
.oti- Spanks." with Mrs. Lysander John
Appleton for president
This" she said, at the initial meet
ing is not my first expression against
-5e use of the rod. Several years age,
when a Peace Commission meeting at
The Hague voted in favor OF universal
disarmament, I promptly obeyed by
.akfng down the switch that hung be-
hind the kitchen door"
There were speeches by many women
calling on mothers to arise aud stand
between their innocent babes and the
raaen tree limb; there were addresses
that caused women to weep as If at a
matinee or a funeral.
Al last a man arose. Concealed by
the forest of feathers. on the hats in
front Of him, Mrs. Appleton did not
rerceive 1t was her husband until the
mischief was done.
As a prelude he gave nervous cough
behind his hand.
THE trouble" he said, with that col
lage professor is that he does not go
back far enough. When a man enters a
home these days he is given over to the
children to play with. They climb over
him. they shoot him with their toy
guns. they hit him with their bats. and
smear raspberry Jam in his whiskers.
The man has heard all his life that All
Good Men Love Children, and so pre-
tends that he likes to have molasses
candy put down his collar and his bald
spot made a repository for chewing
gum If he talks he has to scream to
be heard above the dear little children's
Drsttle and if as much as a CLEAN Of
resentment shows in his eyes when one
Of these Dear Little Ones uses his
watch for a hammer its parents hate
him forevermore.
That professor did not go back far
enough. He should have advocated
the whip for some of you fool moth
ers-" but Lysander John was heard no
more!
Take tip from Father" whispered
Lysander John, through his bandages
and his poultices to his son, that night,
"and never tell,the truth to a woman"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
This HOnae-Made Cough
Syrup UiIi Surprise You
stops Even WhOOping Cough
Quickly. A Family Supply
at Small Cost.

Here is a homemade remedy that
takes hold of a cough instantly, and will
usually cure the most stubborn case in
"a hours. This recipe makes a pint
enough for a whole family. You couldn't
buy as much or as good ready-made
cough syrup for $3.50.
Mix one pint of graduated sugar with
p pint of warm water, and stir 2
minutes. Put 212 ounces of Pinex fifty
cents WORTH in pint bottle, and add
the Sugar Syrup. This keeps perfectly
and has a pleasant taste-children like
it. Braces up the appetite and is slightly
laxative, which helps end a cough.
You probably know the medical value
of pine in treating asthma, bronchitis
and other throat troubles, sore lungs,
etc. There is nothing better. Pinex is
the most valuable concentrated compound
of Norway white pine extract, rich in
guaiacol and all the natural healing pine
elements. Other preparations will not
work in this formula.
The prompt results from this inexpen-
sive remedy have made friends for it in
thousands of homes in the United States
and Canada, which explains why the
plan has been initiated often, but never
successfully.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction. or
money promptly refunded, goes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Pinex, or will
get it for YOU. If not, send to The
Pinex Co., Fl. Wayne, Ind.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
Her Favorite.

The other Sunday evening, when
church service was over. a young min
lister started on his journey home, &C
companied by two young ladies Of the
choir, when they began a conservation
shout hymns.
What is your favorite hymn?" asked
the curate. turning to one of his fair
companions. . tr
Draw me nearer5" she replied. not
thinking Of the double meaning.
At that moment her companion, who
was walking on the other side of the
curate, to make matters worse, said in
nocently!@
THAT is only the chorus; the COM
mencement Of the verse Is. 7 am
thine"
At this the curate laughed heartily,
and the ladies are always very careful
now when talking about hymns.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
RESINOL CURED
AWFUL PIMPLES
Whole Face Covered, Now cIesI

Whole Face Covered, Now Clear.
Brooklyn, y Y. oct .. lql2-'T was
troubled with two or three pimples
coming out ON my chin. In a week or
so my whole face was covered with
them Friends advised me to use diff
feTent lotions and salves J tried them.
but they did me little good. il any |
finally washed the pimples with Resi-
mol Soap and applied ReSinol ONT
ment before going to bed. In the morn
ing ! found the swelling going down,
and the Inflammation gone from the
pimples. l tried this treatment for
about a week, and found that most Of
the pimples had disappeared. I kept
the treatment up for about a month,
and then my face was clear Of all
pimples. / have used Resinol Soap
since, and find that the pimples do not
come back" (Signed) Walter A. Stem
strum, 81 Willoughby avenue.
Nothing we can say of Resinol equals
what others, such as Mr.. Stenstrum,
say of it. If you are suffering from
Itching, burning skin troubles, pim-
pies. hlackheads, dandruff. chapped
face and hands, ulcers, boils, stub
born sores. or piles. il will cost YOU
nothing TO try Resinol Ointment and
Resinoi Soap Just send TO Dept I5-T,
Resinol. Baltimore, Md, for a free sam
pie of each. Every druggist sells Resi-
mol
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
up down. way
Do You Know

Now that there has been so much
discussion as to the rate at which doc
tors are to be paid for their services
under the insurance act It is interest
ing to read of the singular way in
which Welsh monarchs used to pay
their doctors. In the court Of the
Gwynedd kings the physician or sur
geon ranked twelfth in order Of proceed =
ence among the household officials and
his fees were carefully defined. For
curing flesh wound that was not dan
gerous, the doctor was allowed no
other perquisite than such of the gar
ments of the wounded person as were
stained with blood. But for curing any
Of what were called "the three dan
gerous wounds he was granted a fee of
SIS and his maintenance during the cure,
besides the blood stained garments.
The schoolmaster Of Toggenburg,
Switzerland. is the village bandmaster.
the organist, a fireman, matchmaker
and a farmer. And in his spare time,
no doubt, he does bit Of teaching.
Surgery by wireless is the latest. A
laborer on Swan island, whose only
connection with the outside world is
by means of wireless telegraphy, had
a foot crushed in an accident. There
were no medical books at hand, and
there was no one near who had any
surgical experience. Thereupon the
wireless operator called up the surgeon
of the nearest ship, and got him to ex-
plain in detail how an amputatiOn
should be carried out.
Nothing seems to have been omitted
I'm the regulations for aerial travellers
adopted by the international congress
at Geneva. They even include rules
for the registration of births or deaths
during an aerial voyage.
A record has been created by a Hen
field fowl which, in eight and half
years, has laid 1,400 eggs. 1t leaves
the Matching TO less distinguished hens.
Employing dogs for the purposes of
drawing carts was abolished in London
in 1899, and throughout the United
Kingdom in 1854.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
% He Had to Quit Smoking "a
UTALKING of smoking" said the

of smoking" said the
patent lawyer, reminds me
of young Fodder II there was
one thing more than another that
young Fodder liked to do 1t was to
please his wife, even as Mrs. Fodder
liked to please him above all other
things, Either could have pleased the
other best by allowing that other to
be the cause Of the couples pleasure
Each kept toward the other an attitude
Of strained attention.
THE couple were temperamentally
opposite-which in all probability ac-
counted for their marriage Mrs Pod
der was changeable in the extreme,
vacillating and without any fixed pur-
pose, Fodder never wavered after his
mind had once been made up.
Fodder had been assured by his wife
that he might, without fear of censure
continue the practice of any habits he
had contracted before their marriage.
He had the good sense to refrain from
coming home at a later hour than nee
essary, but he felt that, in view Of the
sacrifice, he might be allowed to keep
and smoke his pipe.
The Cause of the Trouble.
1T was the pipe that was response
bic for the trouble. Fodder usually
smoked in a big chair, which stood In
the living room alongside a small ia
BILE. From time to time he would take
his pipe from his mouth and lay It
down on the table. He would always
pick 1t up again before 1t had time to
go out. on the table was costly, ar
tistic cover which had been presented
to the Podders by a maiden aunt of
the brides.
con one Hateful evening Fodder laid
his pipe down with more than usual
emphasis. Something in the newspa
per he was reading so engrosscd his
attention that he had eyes for nothing
else. A small red coal rolled out Of the
bowl of his pipe and rested upon the
precious table cover II was Mrs. Pod
der who presently followed her nose
and thereby discovered the cause of the
odOr Of burning linen.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
How He Was Cured of His
Contempt of the Law

but to me it is a sad duty. I have ia
pronounce Judgment on a man whom
honor and respect for an offense which
is absolutely against his nature and
character. You. the most peace-loving
and kindest man I have ever met, as
saulted an innocent man in the street
without the slightest provocation. The
testimony showed that you were abso-
lutely sober. Then you broke several
windows also while perfectly sober,
and now you openly. in the middle Of
the day. break every window pane IN
the court house in the most cool and
systematic manner.
Finding that this is your fourth Of
Tense 1 really ought to sentence you to
hard labor, but I can not do this as long
as l am in doubt as to the state Of your
mind. 1t Jocks to me like intermittent
| insanity, and as n friend. | beg you to
| give me an explanation II you have
one"
Signor Capano. TO tell the truth, aid
not look the least bit repentant willis
| his friend. the judge, addressed him, but
| rather seemed TO enjoy the whole mat
| ter immensely. The last words evil
| IDENTITY impressed him, however, and he
| took his friends hand and said;
! Il feel ] must tell you that there is
| reason for my apparently insane esca-
| pades and breaches of the law, which I
| do not care to explain in open court.
| You know my wife, Angelina. The
name suits her to perfection, for she Is
really an angel She IS not quite we'll,
| however, and when her health began to
| fail | could not make her see a special
| isr.
! Her sickness takes the form that
| occasionally she is subject to an attack
I q u l..
| is a perfect Shrew. II is simply impos-
sble to live with her while the attack
| lasts. Several years experience has
taught me that her attacks are always
preceded by certain symptoms which
warn me Of what Is coming.
His Jail Sentence.
From my childhood I have always
| loved my native town and hated travel
ing, so I never could make up my mind
to leave San Severino. I'd rather spend
a week in jail here than stop the same
| length of time In the finest hotel in Ma
pies.
Now. this is the true reason why
do something to get into prison once a
year. and I now beg you to do your
| duty"
The Judge smiled
And when do you expect your wife's
attack to begin? 1t is about a week
since you broke our windows. you
| know"
Il feel II viii come tonight"
| "Then please follow me into the court
| ROOM
When the procedure was over the
| judge said:
| Knowing as / do that Signor Capa-
| nos domestic affairs are such that his
| offenses will not cease If I simply sen
| tence him to jail. / herewith sentence
said Signor Capano to eight days ar
| rest in quarters that is to say, begin
ming with tonight, followed by eight
days in the common Jail"
Trapped" said Capano, as he en-
erged from his prison cell two weeks
later and shook hands with the judge.
/ You have cured me-" he went on. and
] have made up my mind that one
whole years happiness is not too dearly
| bought with one weeks troubles"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13

A young wife recently went into a
sFocer's shop and addressed the grocer
thus
I bought three or four hams here a
month or so ago and they were fine.
Have You any more of them ?"
Yes ma'am," replied the grocer
There are ten of those hams hanging
up there now"
Well, if You're sure they're off the
same pig, I'll take three of them" re-
pied the young wife meekly.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
Up-to-Date Jokes
ced BY Permission of the Editor.

Nervous Lady Passenger lin the
train after passing a temporary BRIDGE
Thank goodness, we are now on terra
frmal
Funny Man-Yes, ma'am-less terror
and more firmer.
Family Physician-I am afraid you
have been eating too much cake and
sweetstuff Let me see your tongue.
Little Girl-Oh, you can look at It,
but 1t won't tell.
First Traveler-Why Is that pompous
fellow strutting about so absurdly?
Second Traveler-He found some
ham in his railway sandwich.
Wicklow does my new spring hat
look, Tom?
Hub-Um! II looks to me like two
weeks salary.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13
Security.

" A crossing sweeper was trying to get
gratuity from an exceedingly dandl-
ned Individual, who, in refusing, urged
that he had no change-nothing but a
hve-pound note.
u can get 1t changed for you, SIR"
said the yOungster.
On seeing the dandy hesitate, as if
from fear Of trusting him with the
money he added:
II YOU doubt my honesty, hold my
brush"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13


Elizabeth" writes: kindly publish
again the prescription for stomach dis
orders and constipation. l have mis-
placed the letter giving the ingredi-
ents.'
Answer: Go to your druggist and ask
for tablets trioBeptine and take ac-
cOrding to directions, and you viii soon
be entirely cured Of all stomach trou-
bic and constipation. This is the best
treatment known for all kinds Of stom-
ach trouble
Anna" says. 81 am nervous. hys-
terical and very thin due to OverwOrk.
What can / take to regain my original
Vitality"
Answer You will gradually regain
your original strength by using syrup
of hypophosphites comp oZs.: tinc-
ture cadOWene comp. Oz. Mix and
take a teaspoonfu before meals. This
is the best system tonic that / know OF.
Mrs. =. r. asks: Il am troubled with
"a large Eoitre. and am very tleshys so
much So that ! am uncomfortable What
do you advise me TO do2'
Answer Five grain arbolene tablets
should be taken regularly. II this is
done your gOitre and abnormal fat viii
gradually he reduced. These tablets are
sold In sealed tubes. with fun direc-
tions for home use
Edna r." writes: 81 wish YOU would
recommend a remedy for kidney and
liver trouble. ! have dark spots before
my eyes dizzy spells and also twinges
of rheumatism.
Answer. / have received many let
ters from people who have used the
following remedy and been cured of all
trouble such as YOU mention. Get
/, three grain sulpherb tablets mot sui
phur tablets. and take according to di-
rections given They are sold at any
oil lfFr gTI al a hnr
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13

lone word led to another, and the
new word led to trouble. The Podders
went to bed that night with a visible
GOODNESS between them. Mrs. Fodder
had faced her husband with the die
tum: You've Just got to be more care
full. I can't go around and watch you
all the time Fodder had answered not
at all.
He Have to Quit.
Next morning Fodder went to his
office without his regular goodbye kiss
and Mrs. Fodder went about her house
hold duties with face that wore the
semblance of a thunder cloud. But
along in the morning her frown relaxed
into a smile, and II was with a bright
and shining countenance that she
dressed and caught a car for down
town.
Meanwhile Fodder in his office had
been fighting a battle with himself and
had been winning It.
AT last he rose, went around to the
desks of his fellow clerks and declared
himself. He wanted to burn his bridges
behind him. and he did. His fellow
clerks were more or less skeptical, but
he did not care.
He meant to show them
THAT evening Fodder entered the
front door of his home breezily and
greeted his wife with a shout and a
smile, even as Mrs. Fodder was throw
ing her shapely arms around his neck.
And you'll never guess what / got
downtown for you today cooed Mrs.
Fodder. It's going to be for your birth
day, even if it is a little bit early, be-
cause IT was so expensive. It's a new
pipe, with a cap 80 that the old Goals
can't fall out and make trouble
Fodder sighed and seemed not too
happy.
"'Aren't you pIeased?' asked Mrs.
Fodder, her mouth beginning to trem-
BILE. What's the natter
Nothing worth mentioning. re-
sponded Fodder without any signs of
intense joy, only I told them all at the
office today that | had quit smoking.
And I'll have to keep my word, because
they said / couldn't"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-03-13

who have been cured Of catarrh would
Indicate It's curative value. Get from
the druggist two-ounce original pack
age of Nildne powder. mix level tea
spoonful with an ounce of vaseline or
lard and apply well up in the uostrils
twice a day. Also use the following in
connection with the above to thoroughly
cleanse the nOstrils. Use one-half tea
spoonful Of the Vilane powder to a pint
Of warm water through the nostrils
several times a dsy and your cRtarrh
should he cured To prevent a return
this should be used occasionally.
"Tom NJ" writes: Il am only TWEEN
ty years Old. but my hair is falling out
very rapidly. My scalp is covered with
dandruf. What can ! get to cure it?'
Answer: To cure dandrunf and stop
falling hair use plain yellow minyol
This you can get at any well-stocked
drug store in OF. jars, and if used
and prevent premature badness. Many
people have reported a cure by using
two or three applications.
81 w" writes: Il should be the
happiest woman in the world II / could
find true remedy to help me gain flesh
] have regular features, but / am so
thin that I am homely. Can you give
me prescription
Answer: receive daily so many
gratifying letters from users Of three
grain hypo- nuclane tablets These little
tablets can be bought at any up-to-date
drug store in sealed packages Full d.
recticnS are given. | advise that YOU
begin taking them at once and con-
tinue their use for several months and
you will gain flesh. Many people re-
port that two months treatment will
Increase their weight from Is to 80
pounds. Hypo- Nuclaue tablets will also
improve your complexion giving Won
ROSY cheeks and lips and an increased
sparkle TO the eyes.
American Girl" writes. For some
years l have been troubled with rheu-
matism. | have tried almost every
cure. but they did not help me
Answer The best known prescrip-
ton for the cure of rheumatism is:
Iodide Of potassium, . drains: sodium
salicylate, drains; wine Of oolchicum
" o.; comp. essence cardiol. ! o.:
comp. fluid balmwort. l o.. and syrup
sarsaparilla, ozs. Mix by shaking
well in a bottle and take a teaspoon
ful at meal time and at bed time, and
you VIII not only be relieved, but cured
if you continue its use for a short time.
Frank S" writes: Il would like to
have the formula for a reliable cough
cure as l have a very severe cough
which is becoming very annoying"
Answer: The best remedy that |
know Of for coughs and colds Is made
trated essence mentho-iaXene with
homemade sugar syrup You viii find
fun directions on the bottle how To make
and use This viii make a fun mint of
the finest and cheapest cough medicine
obtdinah bile