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The daily Alaskan., 1913-02-15
LOCAL BRIEFS
sEAowAY WEATHER REPORT

Rezuits of ns observation taken at MooTgs Whlrf st midnight Iast night. s as fdllows;
The daily Alaskan., 1913-02-15
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Dr l.. $. Keller returned home from Haines on the Georgiu.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-02-15
Clever Boy

Mir. Nm-yhst was your fatbsr be fore he diedG
 Smart Boy Alive.
The daily Alaskan., 1913-02-15

This world belongs to the energetic -Emecs0n
The daily Alaskan., 1913-02-15

Food cooked as % should bs 70 he White Pass Csfe" Only the best In the marEet Mrs. Orion King. proprietress u
The daily Alaskan., 1913-02-15

CIovdy. E vlLd.Brometer 29:5z.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-09-05


4. Francis Burton Harri son. lbs was
|appointed by Presid ent n ils0n to he
agoyernora general Of the n pines. Isl
serving his 4 fth5 IA, slnenlb Der oi
|cong ress eysA II OIL y Il has
|sbeen a me nil5eis Of tlle VA SIS lnelnss
|scommittee DARN three term and 3Was
ranking Demoe atic melllh Der SSs hen
Il chosen for this new pcs ion, He was
formerly mel her b he omillitte
on forei gn aff airs q, II ;irri on made 4
Ia trip to HE Philip Zines Will, Mr. Taft
when tile latte was secretary of war.
~ Born York SIT in ~ 8. Mr.
Harrison is the son Of the lite Burton
Harrison hos was private secretary
Ito .Je Hersop Davis during tie days of
the eonfederacyy /. a lis mother " no, as
/ Mrs Burton Harris son, has achieved
ISdistinction as Il writer. was Miss Com
lsstance Cary. a me mber Of the old Vir-s,
isginia Cary ANIL u and related to the
\ sfaInil les Of 6Justis and yashfngt
IzHesas educated at 4 ne and the New
York law school, receiving his law de-
/ gree insls9II
He renained at the law school as
linstruc tor; until the outbreak Of the
Spanish wal VIII en- he enlisted as al
private Hi Troop a, 9 ew York jun
! 4teerS Inv He had become Cd plain
land adjutant general United States
volunteers when N tered out of serv-
ice Ins 9Oo he was elected to- con-S
4 tyress from New 8 z rk city> and In 1904
was candi date for eutenant cover
nor New 81 Since that time he;
has been d member Of congress. &
Ha rison Isl sllds high In the
lshouse and Is rded there us one Or
the lead ers tariff mat tiers He took
4 sTslft in the prepa LID. ton of5
i the sUnde wood tariff bill and was lid
charge OF the wool hedu le Nv hen 8iti
WAS debated sin the house.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-09-05
~ ew Minister to Portu u.LaI.

NeW w inIste to E5orFu gal.
Colonel homas$ II +. Birch off Bnrling-
ton. hls been selecte for
the post of mini ter 70 SUI, was Is
member Pfeside lent ilson''s stan
when the after was governor OF New
Jersey short time ago Colonel
Birch was off cred the !portf lilo to Per.
sia. but a eciined the al pointmen
said tfat lead ling Democrat Is Sof the
state believed he was $1enti He'd IT'D ii
more Important gdip iomatic position
The new minister plenip otentiarg ID
the younges son soff James FL. Birch, d
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
Hay For Steers.


At the Kansas experiment station al
falfa hay. sorghum hay and Kafiir hay
were compared as roughages for fat.
tening steers, says Kansas Farmer II
wns found that when alfalfa hay was
fed II took only about six pounds OF
corn and cob meal 10 produce Il pound
of gain, while when sorghum was fed
it took I'LL pounds of corn and cob
meal to produce pound of gain. The
figures for the Kaffir hay were ten
pounds of the meal for pound of
gain. Experiments at other stations
indicate that under similar conditions
It would take about nine pounds of the
corn and cob meal to make pound of
gain when clover and timothy hay were
the roughage. Judging from the ex-
periments. we would place a valuation
on sorghum and kattir hay of about
two-thirds as much per ton as we
would on clover and timothy hay mix
ed. Coarse stalked or sour Kaffir or
sorghum hay would not be worth near
ly this much. From personal expert
ence we know that cattle relish sor.
gbum hay and make fairly good gains
on 1t.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25

While the Officials WrangIed the Mat
ter Settled Itself.

ter Settled Itself.
A delightful story of circumlocution
comes from Prague One of the least
imposing of the bridges in the city.
the Liebner Brucke. connects two
suburbs. Some time ago the toll col
Iector discovered that some rabbits
had invaded the district and concluded
that their borrowings might threaten
the stability Of the bridge. so he call
ed the burgomaster's attention to the
matter The burgomaster decided that
1t did not come within his province.
but he sent the representation to the
committee managing the public slaugh-
ter houses The committee examined
the rabbits and found they were wild.
80 they could do nothing, and as 1t was
a close time the aid Of the sportsman
could not be impressed Still. they did
not relieve them of their moral respon
sibility.
The Prague slaughter house commit
tee in turn informed the Stadtratprce-
sidium. but the matter was not within
its Jurisdiction. Yet the stability Of
the bridge was Deyond all tnings nee
essary, so the dossier was sent to the
central authority for buildings. This
body went into the matter and con-
cluded that the water authority should
deal with the subject. But, no; the
water board opined that 1t was for the
conservntors Of rivers, and this body
decided that rabbits could not be
brought within the domain of things
fuvial and that the burgomaster was
the right party to take action. The
dossier having completed the circle of
possible departmental travels. the bur
gomaster decided to act He appoint.
ed committee Of investigation. The
went to the bridge In four
carriages. and then they learned that
the rabbits had taken their departure
for some months. Mach
Hchten
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
An Authentic Biouraphy.

Goodness graciousr exclaimed the
sondholder's wife rs she entered his
private office. where the thermometer
indicated 30 degrees. aud found her
husband. his brow dripping With per.
SEPARATION. DuSily engaged with pair
of scissors in the arClurus employment
of detaching coupons. Goodness gra-
cious. Are you trying to take turk.
ish bath?"
The bondhoder turned 10 the wom-
an with Il hurt expression OH his
shrewd face. Il wish you would not
speak IN so sighting manner" he
said reproyingly. II am pxpWtinc q
visit from the man whom ! haze en-
gagged 10 write my biography. und |
want To appear So hr can say iruihful.
ly of me that earned my hread by
the. swcas of ms brow f'lilragc
News
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
From the Diary of a cummut.r.


First MUlth-Had to sell my chick.
ems to buy u Communication ticket this
month. Road explains price of fish has
gone up, thus increasing cost of fish,
plates.
Second Month - No lunches this
month owing to raise in Communication
rates. Road explains other roads have
raised their rates and it would nos be
chubby to refuse doing the same thing.
Third Month Communication up
again. Have sold most of the .urni-
ture.
Fourth Month Road explains there
was clerical error in announcement
Of last months increase. Murray.
Adds that the amount should have
been doubled. Ouch. Have sold gar
den
Fifth Month--Fin that can bus {
communication ticket at increased rate
by selling house Have done So
Forgot ! should have no place to com
mute to. Have sold ticket ana am
walking to the city.-New York Ameri.
can
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
The Only Safe Cours..

There is supreme court justice IN
New York city who Is locally noted for
his severity II he can prevent II no
guilty man shall escape, and In his
court very few of them do.
Last fall a man was on trial before
him for forgery. The prosecution. so
II seemed to most of the spectators.
failed to make out very good case
Nevertheless the Jury came In with a
verdict Of guilty.
Later the foreman Of the Jury was
talking about the case with friend
who had heard some Of the testimony
I'VE weren't certain that we ought
to convict either" said the foreman.
in explanation. but inter listening to
his honor's charge, all Of us realized
that II we acquitted that fellow we'd
be guilty Of contempt Of court."-Sat
urday Evening Post.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
High School Notes

, Miss Ellen Hill, who has been at
, tending school at Whitman College
visited high school Monday.
Everyone seems to be in high spir
its, now that vacation has come. The,
are all making great preparations t.
take advantage of the snow while Il
j lasts. The next week Will undoubte1
ly be noisy one.
Miss zadie Keith visited school or
Tuesday forenoon.
Last Monday the schools cot ibut'
/ ed towards the Christmas b xes
! which were being gotten up by tie
Associated Charities. Tie grades
made up contribution Of groceries.
The high school classes gave -four
sacks of flour
Lawrence Brainard, Charles Crump,
Verne Spaulding, and Ernest Norling
visited school Monday afternoon.
Miss Polly Wnburn visited the
Sophomore Class Tuesday forenoon.
The Payette High School welcomes
home their alumDae who have been
attending college, and wish them a
Merry Christmas and Happy New
Year. From the University OF Ida
no are, Chas. Crump, David Albert,
Verne Spaulding, Bert Lattig, Deigh
Boyd, Chas. Ficke, Norman Holden,
Deloss Bulls, Banks Kinnison and
Mary Noble. Whitman College, Law
renee Brainard, Ellen Hill, Rachel
Thurston, Helen Thurston. Lewis
ton Normal, Gladys Wilcox, Beryl
Downs, Ruth Kenward, zadie Keith,
College of Idaho, Esther Reed. North
Pacific College of Dentistry. Clar-
ence Chaplin. Links Business Col
lege, Dotha Farson
Hugh Swan of the University of
Idaho, and whose home is in New
York, is spending his vacation with
Charles Crump.
Has anyone heard anything about
the game the Payette High School
Basketball Boys played Saturday
night at the Y. M. c. A. The boys
have been accused of it. They think
something is wrong. Maybe someone
''jimmed" the deck and "copped" the
joker Anyway it is a misdeal
Ernest Norling of Whitman Cclere
is spending his Christmas vacation
with Lawrence Brainard.
The P. H. S. Basketball Boys de-
feated the Ontario High School team
on Friday of last week by a score
of &c to 10. Although this was a
good victory, the Payette boys are
not satisfied with the score, as they
would have made it larger, had it
not been for the many fumb,es and
poor hall to play in.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
A WHISTLER PICTURE.
Tho Story of Henry Irvins's Portrait
as Philip H.

| Tho story OF tenry Irving's Portrait
as Philip II.
The queer ups and downs of u pic.
ture are illustrated by the history of
the portrait by Whistler of Henry Ir-
I wing as Philip ii. of Spain. now hang.
! ing In the Metropolitan museum, in
period of his career asked his friend
Irving to sit to him for portrait In
the character In which Irving was
then playing Philip IL. The portrait
was painted, and Irving. much pleas
ed, requested Whistler to let him buy
1t and to name price not too high
for his slender purse. Having had the
pleasure of WhiStler's acquaintance,
the writer can imagine the following
conversation:
Not too high. Jimmy! You know
aha-that actors-now, modestly. Jim
myT
MY dear Irving. It's a masterpiece,
but you shall have it for song-let
US say thousand pounds"
'Too much, Jimmy too much!"
Whistler kept the portrait. Soon
HIteT, III one Oh lnOSe uupleuSiul cape
riences which he shared with his
great master, Rembrandt, he was sold
out for debt Rembrandt was sold
out only twice The Butterfly" un
derwent three such forced sales.
Irving heard of the sale. Unknown
to Whistler, he was able to buy his
portrait ut the auction for a song, and
then In a spirit of friendly retaliation
he invited the Butterfly" to dinner.
After the coffee and cigars he remark
ed, "Aha. my dear Jimmy. you must
see my latest acquisitionp' and invited
him in to see his pictures, not men
tioning the Fact that he had bought
the portrait Whistler went from one
picture to another, criticising, admir-
ing, with that subtle, biting wit of his.
and, coming In front of the portrait,
he gayly remarked: AHA. What have
we here? My congratulations Henry
the best picture In your collection
He never turned a hair. This picture
after Irving's death brought $4,000 |
at auction in London, and we are |
lucky to have it here now. This was |
a legitimate advance in price. and the |
picture Is worth it. The few pounds |
that Irving paid was one of those for
tuitous hazards of the auction ROOM
Saturday Evening I'~l.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
WEATHER REPORT.
For week ending Dec. Fl, 8 p. M.

Highest temperature 81, date IS.
Lowest temperature s, date Fl.
Means 22.5.
Precipitation total AZ.
Greatest precip. in "A hrs. "a.
Clear days /.
Partly cloudy days 2.
Cloudy days 4.
Prevailing direction Of winds, s.
e. F. ALLEN,
Observer.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
THE Getty OF HOMER"
Reminders OF the Ancient Architectural
Glory of Smyrna.

SiO'J u SHJiho.
Alphabetically Smyrna must have
degenerated since the ancient days, for
we are told that then the streets were
broad and handsome, well paved and
running at right angles with each
other There were number of squares
and porticoes and public libraries, a
museum. stadium in which Olympic
games We're celebrated with great en-
thusiasnl. grand music hall or Odeon,
a Homerion and many temples, of
which the most famous was that of
the Olympian Jupiter. in which the
reigning emperor was practically the
god worShiped
The ancient Smyrniotes were inordi-
nately proud of their city. They called
it the First of Asia" though the Ephe-
slams violently disputed this claim The
inhabitants also called their city the
"City of Homer" who they claimed
had been born and brought mp beside
their sacred river Meles
They put his image upon coin.
which they called homerion. name
given to one of their temples. Enor
nous fragments yet remain showing
what tremendous buildings once occu-
pied the broad plateau on the summit
of the acropolis. and as one rebuilds in
Imagination these wonderful piles he
can easily forgive the Smyrnioles OF
old for their grandiloquent praise of
their city and its beautiful crown
Christian Herald.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
CHRIST IN 1914.

iI't above will be the New Year
rubjeei next Sunday night at 1880.
The pastor viii also preach In the
morning at II.
SPECIAL music at both services.
Sunday school at 10 and Epworth
League at $50.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
A New Way of Finance.

Pronrietor-If madame Offers 10 pay
for the hat don't show her the hill, and
will increase. it. Somebody has to
nay our bad debts. Messenger-But II
she doesn't offer TO pay? Proprietor
Then bring the hat back. We can't add
to our bad debts.-Fliegende Batter.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
NotIee-orsoonIa subsor Ibers.

Notlee-oreoonlan Subscribers.
If our Oregonian is not delivered
promptly and placed where you de-
sire 1t please phone my residence,
87W. Premiums will be delivered
80 days after date of subscription.
Papers ON sale at Fifer's Confec-
ticnery and Mitchell's Cigar Store.
1862 NELSON WILDER,
Oregonian Agent
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25

The annual stockholders meeting
Of tho Greenwood Ave. Irrieahion Co.
will be held ON Jany. 18th, 1914, s
P. N. at the City Hall in Payette, for
the election Of officers and transac-
ton Of any other business that may
be brought before It,
8. b. CHAPMAN,
Sscretary.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
The Eternal Feminine.

"Wimmen certainly amt got no con-
slstency.''
Whats the matter. Mixer"
ME wife chased me out wild rolling
pin this morning and then cried be-
cause left home without kissing hei
goodby.'- Plttsburgh Post.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
CAUGHT the Habit.

THAT yachting party are telling the
biggest fakes ever lieard.'
Yes. and you Gun see ut a. glance
TINT even the yacht is lying to."-Balti.
mere American
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25

Estrayed-Sorrel pony, white mark
on forehead weight $50 to 1000, no
brands. Notify Enterprise office.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25

Wanted-Work by the day also
washing and ironing done at home.
Mems laundry a specially. VIII call
for and deliver work. Phone CIV. St
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1913-12-25
Many Names of the Thames.

The Thames has been the cause of
much controversy. It's name has been
variously stated as Tameses. Tamese,
Tamises lat the juncture of the Isis
and Tame. near Dorchester Tamisa
Tamesa. Thamisia, Thamesis and final
" Isis (where it flows between the Ok
fordshire and the Buckinghamshire
shores) Thus at oxford 1t is still of
ten called the Isis until it receives the
shallow river Tame just below Dor
chester, from which point 1t is called
Thames. Historians trace this error
to an early attempted division Of the
Latin word Tamesis into two words,
Tame esis or Tame isis, suggested per
haps by the existence of the Tame in
Buckinghamshire. The Saxons called
it the Thames. ancient maps and docu-
ments designating it Thamesis Flu
vius.-From in Thamesland."
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-03-13
TRAGEDY OF AN AIR Death
How the Grandchildren Of Colonel
Nieuport Concealed HE
Sons Oeath.

why did not Charles come back
yesterday" querulously demanded
Colonel Nieuport. the eighty-two-year-
old father Of the airman killed near
Etampes. Seine-et-Loire, recently. His
eldest brother. Edward Nieuport, was
killed In the military maneuvers Of
1911.
The news of the second sons death
had been hidden from the father, and
his relatives could only reply
Charles has gone for a great flight"
"Ah. well And why, then, has not
Edward come to bid me good night?'
They could not make him remember
that Edward was long dead. With
tears In their eyes his grandchildren
brought him letters and flowers to dis.
tract him.
What has happened?" asked the
old colonel.
Why nothing. nothing, grandfa-
ther."
The old mans memory returned
and he was heard mutering: 1T is
dreadful to lose your boy. | would
rather have died before him. And the
second-his brothers equal-nothing
can have happened to him? Oh. no
The same house could not twice suf
fer blow like that Smiling, he
thought of the honors which his
younger son was gaining.
Suddenly the sound of military
music came up from the street. II
drew nearer. and as the beating drums
passed the Old soldiers window he got
up with lifIiculty, leaned out of the
window and saluted the passing regi
ment. Newspaper boys followed the
crowd, shouting. News of the acci
dent" Gentle hands dragged the ole
man back-"Go in, grandpa. You are
getting cold Paris Journal
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-03-13
RED, ROUGH HANDS MADE
SOFT AND WHITE

For red, rough. chapped and bleed.
ing hands. dry, fissured, itching. burn.
ing palms. and painful flnger-ends,
with shapeless nails. a one-night Cuti.
cura treatment works wonders. d.
rections: Soak the hands. on retir.
ing. In hot water and Cuticura Soap.
Dry, anoint with Cuticura Ointment,
and wear soft bandages or old. loose
gloves during the night. These pure.
sweet and gentle emollieEts preserve
the hands, prevent redness; roughness
and chapping, and impart in a single
night that velvety softness and white
ness so much desired by women. For
ti.ose whose occupations tend to in
jure the hands. Cuticura Soap and Gu.
ticura Ointment are wonderful.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept L. Boston"
Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-03-13
Those Perilous 'Busea.

The experts from the National
Physical laboratory who have been
asked to ascertain how far, II at all.
the motor buses are endangering the
stability of st. Pauls Cathedral. will
have no simple task in apportioning
to the buses their share In the
tremors to which the cathedral is said
TO be subjected But modern methods
and measuring instruments are capa-
BILE of some wonderful things.
Mall Gazette.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-03-13
Overloaded.

The postman, staggering under his
tremendous burden, stopped at NO. 30
and rang the bell.
Here's the two dozen house blinds
you ordered sent by parcel post,
ma am" he feebly murmured as the
lady of the house came to the door.
and the patent washing machine and
the new iron gate for the front yard,
but"-and he smiled feeble, wilted
sort of apology-''Tm afraid you'll
have to wait until my next delivery
for your portable garage
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-03-13

the new president always has had
that the head of the war department
should be man Of unusual admins
trative ability. Supervision OF the
island possessions of the United
States. including the Philippines and
the Panama canal zone, will be i'm
portant factors under the new admin
istration, and their jurisdiction will
fall on the head of the war depart
ment. Chancellor Garrison Is a close
friend Of Mr.. Wilson and Is regarded
as one of the best men New Jersey
has ever elevated to the bench.
The choosing of David Franklin
Houston, chancellor OF Washington
university. st. Louis. Mo-. for the
portfolio OF agriculture also occasions
little surprise, as Mr.. Wilson's inti-
mate knowledge Of agricultural Ques-
tions has led him to seek man IA
miliar with the processes Of advanc-
Ing scientific farming and allied ques-
tions in this country. Mr.. Houston
was president Of the Texas Agricul-
tural and Mechanical College for Q
number Of years.
For the portfolio Of secretary Of the
interior, II ts expected Mr.. Wilson abs
been influenced to select westerner
Of legal training. Franklin X. Lanes
experience 40 interstate commerce
commissioner. It is assumed. has fitted
him for executive and judicial tasks
involved in administering the public
land policy OF the country.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-03-13
CALIFORNIA MAN seLGcTeD FOR
PORTFOLIO OF INTERIOR,
LAST OF LIST.
BRYAN SECRETARY OF STATE
saeh Member Particularly Adapted
Fer Department He Heads-
One New Department,
That Of Labor.
THE NEW CABINET.

Secretary Of state--William Jen-
nings Bryan, of Nebraska.
=. secretary Of the treasury-Wil-
liam q. McAdoo, of New York.
secretary Of war-Lindley NJ. Gar
rtson. OF New Jersey.
Attorney general-James q. Nc
Reynolds. OF Tennessee
Poetmaster general-Albert y. Bur-
Lesson, Of Texas.
Secretary OF the navy-Josephus
Daniels. OF North Carolina.
Secretary OF interior-Franklin X.
Lane. Of California
Secretary Of Agriculture-David +.
Houston, OF Missouri.
Secretary of commerce-WilliamC c.
Redheld. Of New York.
Secretary of labor-William Il.
Wilson. OF Pennsylvania.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-03-13

Washington. ID. Civilian Jen-
nings Bryan heads the new cabinet.
President Wilson did not give out the
official slate until his Inauguration. but
the list as given above was about as
expected.
The selection of Vice Chancellor
Garrison Of New Jersey to be secre-
tary of war Is in line with the ieda
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-03-13
oro.ee and salasar Agree to Dlsasre,

oroxeo and eaiaxar Agree to Disagree
III paso, Texas.-Developme in
dicate that General Pascual Orozco Jr.
and General Jose Inez Salazar are In
serious disagreement. The projected
peace conference of rebel chieftains
at Ahumada is improbable, owing to
disinclination Of Salazar to meet
Orosco.
It developed that the disagreement
between the generals OF the northern
rebels arises out Of the future dis
tr.bution Of the public lands and the
estates Of the Madero family.
General Orozco declared he would
leave the land distribution to the Hu
.erts government.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1913-03-13
Could "Work" Him.

The Preacher-Aren't you afraid Of
your future In the next world?
The Dying Man-No, sir. II satan
is any kind of fellow at all he must
belong to one or more of the nineteen
different lodges OF which am a mem.
ber In good standing.-Puck.