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The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1913-08-01
A ton NEE
!. FOR ! \; CHISHOLM / / / | [ N
Elks Of City Will. Promote What ls
Hoped viii Be First Successful
i. Fl: Airship Flight on Range.

At Chisholm Saturday evening an
enthusiastic meeting Of local Elks
was held at the Neatly hotel to ar
range for an aviation meet August 2
under the auspices of the order. Ed
ward Freeman presided and the fol-
lowing were present. William Brown,
Malcolm Mcleod, William Ulrich,
Theodore Fredell, Harry Austin, Jo-
seph Austin, C. J.. Shannon, Captain
Harry Jones, Flip Harrington, George
Neatly, M. Trip and others.
1t was decided to engage the serv-
ices of Aviator Earl Weymark, who
entertained immense crowds at the
Lark O. the Lake at Duluth. The fact
that Weymark has proved himself
not only an expert aviator, but man
who practically ignores weather con-
ditions, flying when others less cour-
ageous have remained on the ground,
caused the Elks to secure him.
Mr.. Weymark before signing his
contract to fly came to Chisholm and
carefully looked over Longyear lake.
He expressed himself thoroughly sat-
isfed with the lake from an aviator's
point of view.
"The lake," he said, lis ideal as a
body of water from which to make a
flight, it being amply large for the
ascension and in which to alight.
can see no reason why fancy and sue.
cessful dips can not be made from
the lake. guarantee to make the
flights as contracted for, providing
the winds are not blowing bowling
gale.
The aviation meet will be thorough
ly advertised throughout St. Loui
county, the means adopted being tn
newspapers, posters, street cars an,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1913-08-01

HAS BEEN RAPID
Interesting Facts Regarding Agri-
cultural Development are
Brought Out.
Judge Mills Hears Protest Over
Train Service From North
Country Residents.

Some interesting and hitherto over
looked facts concerning the rapid ag-
ricultural development Of the country |
to the north of Virginia along the line |
of the Canadian Northern railway |
were brought out at hearing con-
Quoted at the city hall in Virginia |
Monday morning by Judge Ira B.
Mills, of the state railroad and ware
house commission, on a protest
against the train service being given
the towns Of Cook, Angora and Ray.
Farmers and business men gave tes-
timony before Judge Mills, the gist
of which was that the recent change
in the passenger service Of the Cana
dian Northern had cut them off to a
large extent from a market at Vir-
ginia for farm produce of all kinds
and had virtually operated to kill the
dairying industry, which has hereto
fore been a source of considerable
profit to farmers in that section.
Testifying before Judge Mills, H.
w. Rick Of Cook stated that there
were 40 self-binders owned in the
country around his town, that there
were 5000 acres of ground under cul-
tivation and that five threshing ma
chimes would operate in that section
this fall. Other evidence was to the
effect that there was between $500
and 1900 acres of land cleared in the
vicinity of Angora, and much devel-
opment work was now going on.
Thomas Rankin, travelling sales
man representing a Duluth whole
sale house, testified that business was
increasing rapidly in that territory
and gave some interesting figures or
the volume of business done there If
the past three years. A big increase
in the volume of trade with Duluth
was indicated.
w. T. Irwin, of the Elmwood Farm
Dairy, Virginia, testified as to hov
the change in train service had affect
ed the sale Of milk, cream and othe
dairy products in Virginia, and ex
pressed the opinion that if the ship
pers of dairy products in that vicin
ity could have the proper train ser
vice their entire product could b
marketed to advantage in this city.
Others giving testimony befor
Judge Mills were C. L. Nord of An
CORA, J. F. Luthey, a merchant of An
CORA and Cook; E. T. Edbloom, Lean
der; and J. Calligan, Of Ray. The pc
tition for better service was fathere
by C. L. Nord, and w. J. Archer Q
this city was attorney for the pet
TONERS. The Canadian Northern wa
not represented at the hearing.
The petitioners allege that as tn
train service is at present they ar
compelled to spend two nights and
day in Virginia on business trips an
ask such readjustment as will Civ
them back their former market ad
-vantages. It was alleged that tn
new train service had resulted in tn
= case of some farmers whose revenu
from milk and cream alone was owe
500, in an entire cutting off Of thei
market here. Judge Mills will tax
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1913-08-01
DIR. RUTH E. WATSON
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN.
Phone 745 Is Matheson Block
VIRGINIA, MINI. r
Hours: q to IL: 1 to4
MOTOR CYCLES, MOTOR
BOATS FOR SALE

1913 Model. Motor Cycles and
Motor Boats at bargain prices, all
makes, brand new machines, on
easy monthly payment plan. Get
our proposition before buying or
you willre9rst 1t, also b&r1>1ns In
used Motor Cycles. Write US to-
day. Enclose stamp for reply.
Address Lock Box II. 1renton.
Mich. @ ..s.> gs.s. ss.s: . 5=..z
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1913-08-01
NEW TEACHERS ARE NAMED
BY THE school, BOARD

The following new teachers as IT,
commended by Superintendent COL
grove to fill vacancies in the grades
were confirmed by the school board al
the meeting held Friday evening:
Roosevelt Building.
Seventh grade-Janet Thomas, st.
Cloud, MINI.
Sixth grade-Blanche Grand Mai
tire, Minneapolis.
Sixth grade-Mary Grant, Fari-
bault, Mimi.
Sixth grade-Mae Colliton, Moor
head, MINI.
Johnson Building.
First grade Seeberger, St.
Cloud, MINI.
Fourth grade-Mary Fisher, Co!um-
bia, Mo.
Fourth grade-Susan Batter, Roy.
alton, MINI.
Primary Building.
First grade-Cora Leader, Super
ior, Wis.
Central Building.
Fifth grade-Agnes Anderson, Of
Ironwood, Mich.
Northside Building.
Second grade-Ethel Chase, Ell
River, MINI.
Homestead Building.
! Third, Second, First grades-Ma
bel Thorpe, Duluth, MINI.
Primary grade supervisor-Eva E
Sorenson, Mcintosh, MINI.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
Gutman, Gibson & Mcconnell
Main and Twelfth. The Men. Corner.
WHEELING INTELLIGENCER BOWLING
TEAM AT N. B. A. TOURNAMENT
SIX LOCAL sOWlERS LEFT THIS
CITY FOR ROCHESTER
LAST NIGHT.
Rave Enrolled in Three Glasses, In
Guiding Singles and Doubles.
Will Bring Home Bacon.

Wheeling will be ropre sent,l today
n tomorrow In the National Bowl
ers Association tournament that is
being held in Rochester. Y. y. an
the Wheeling Inte,lifencer team viii
be on the boards for the two DAYS
The members OF The team. composed
OF w. J. Ennis. W. Il. Stevenson. O.
a. \olte. u. W. Frazier ana \. y. En-.
blen. left last evening over tine r. d
q. At 5:25 o'clock for Pittshurs from
where they went to Rochester last
night Owe the Il. Il & y. railroad
They will arrive AZ their destination
this morning and pref a." themselves
for the contest.
b Wheeling lnieliIcCrcCr toam
members expect to return with the
bacon As each member g. in fine con
dition and their manv friends in this
city will await a%nXiOuSlv IN, report
Of the games. In addition a. rolling
as a team they will enter in tho sin
giles In which John BRADY OF this city.
will also compete and in the doubles
rs follows: Stevenson and Brady.
Emblem and Ennis n Frazier and
Nolte.
When the boys left last cyenirc
they were very optimistic and showed
by their actions that they were con
fdent Of knocking some az tho pins
far from their positions. and Incl
dentally Ilacins their names high
among the worlds hest bowlers and
prize winners. Locally they arc class
cd high and their work in the Toledo
tournament was OF a high standard.
TOO. so their friends foel that they
will make a very CT. !.iahl- showing
in Rochester.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
WHEELING BASE BALL PLAYERS
HAVE FIRST PRACTICE OF SEASON
NINE PLAYERS GIVEN HARD
WORK YESTERDAY BY
MANAGER RYAN.
Players viii Report For Duty
BY Thursday Mornins-Praetiee
at Island Park Tomorrow.

The play has started and the work
is beginning for members OF the
Wheeling baseball team. and begin
ming today time will not hang heavy
on the hands of either the officials or
players OF the team. as every moment
will be made TO count Players who
arrived in the city Monday. together
with those who arrived yesterday. re-
ported TO Manager RYAN yesterday
and they were taken for a tryout OH
the baseball grounds at the head OF
Twehty-sixth street. where they put
I'm a hard three hours practice.
The palyers will be taken there
again this morning and again this
afternoon and they will be worked
TO a finish. Thursday. II is thought,
the Island Park will have dried of
sufficiently TO permit of practice there
and the players will be worked out on
their regular seasons stamping
grounds. Workmen were employed
all day yesterday and will be again to-
day. on the Island Park. scraping the
mud from the grounds and It will be
rolled and placed in condition by
T~huusday morning. Work OF improv-
ing other parts of the park are pro
crossing nicely and everything will
be in shape for the opening OF the
season. May l.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
AMATEUR NOTES

The e r. stars. % near Bethany.
won the hrSt game Of the season sat
urcav. when they defeated Potomac.
tho game going u innings. tho final
score being q 10 =. Potomac was
con rietely ou'classed at every stage
cf the game. while good luck coupled
with timely hits gave them their
score. The Nne-up % The e. r.. Stars
was as follows. VI. Jones. left field.
6orhy. center. H. Chambers. right:
clemens captain. pitcher. Il. Lea
zurc. catcher. g. Jones and Dele
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
CANCEL AME
& J.-kiski Game Called Out on
Account Of Wet OroGnds-May
Play Saturday.

~ 'tl ll--l. o. FOO f.H lu. q. I-gnrcr.
WASHINGTON. Pa. April is
Manager \. V. Moningcr. OF W. & J..
tonight over the long distance tele-
phone called of. on account Of wet
grounds. the opening game Of the To-
cal schedule tomorrow with Kiski.
no latter viii play Duquesene
[ University - Pittsburgh tomorrow in.
stead OF Thursday. II the W. G. J..
park dries ont sufficiently. Kiski will
play here Thursday. but there is liz.
lie probability OF q game before next
Saturday. when the Washington In.
viii be played.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
CAPTAIN SELECTED
David Harris Was Yesterday Named
Cart'n % Bethany Basketball
Te1-7 for fqf3-fqf4 season.

a. meeting of baseball caudidafof
D. bethany scllrG' YESTERDAY after.
noon David Harris was elected cap
'Hin f'r fho cam which vifi represent
'la' Institution 'hrou-h 'h" 1919 .i9ti
season
HHrri. vfs o0o Of ffa tc-- PLAYERS
.n last oar team and his election
'I unanimous Tho Indications arc
.'a' n.'n.r. vIf ha represented D.,
GOD uu1.rr't s'roug quinfot'a during
poo coming year
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
P|RATES
LOSE HARD FOUGHT GAME ON
FLUKE PLAY MADE by vIox.
Chicago Made Winning Score in Ten
Inning Contest Following Pair of
Costly Errors.

CHICAGO April 15- Wilbur Good e
e-sIstitufc VINO IAN for CIymcr IN 'hr
trr-l inning and Wnff Miller. who had
.pIac.d Mitchell worked r delayed
double steal today and chicago won the
fnFl game Of the series from Pitts
lsfEH. % - !
After ONE was ont '- the tenth.
tISuet was given a has. uu balls
5000 f.sl took CINm.r place. Schulz"
Was sal. "u RNrucS error. and Good
VII bold 30 ..rund MILLER batting f"r
Mitchell force ! schultz at second. Mil
i.~ Then stool. second. aud Good. Who
was half wdH louf- when Miller started
Or, Ssrl tho plate before NioN WHO hnI
'tub- .i fr. hail. could get his bear
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
It's Within Mans Power
10 Be Good LOOkini

you have seen good looking men who seem to be trying
clothes.
men again you have seen men, not naturally handsome,
VINO nave the knack OF appearing TO good advantage through
eaeiui, though not necessarily expensive dressing.
We have made it a study and we flatter ourselves
we've succeeded pretty well, to bring out what is best in
a man.
A spring suit from Gutman, Gibson & McConnelPs
exquisite lines improves upon nature. Ii adds to 4 mans APP
pearance and it gives him that self confidence we all value
so highly.
and Society Brand Suits
$1,000 10 $4,000.
Other Good Suits, $1,000 to $500.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16

ms. the Highlander's recruit. twirled in
nne form after tho first inning.
Chase played "A star game at second
base. making h'S FIRST assist Of the
season at that position when he scoop
ed Gardner's fast grounder in tn" SIKH
and made a lightning throw TO FIRST.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
ST. LOUIS DEFEATS
CINCINNATI REDS

CINCINNATI. O. April LEILA hating
raliy IN the fourth coupled with Pack
dr9 witness, netted 81. Louis five runs
sIh "hsnleu them Ia win today's fame
Inc, pitching OF Sallee. who relieved
hurk IN the fourth inning was easily
inc feature. Works. who relieved Pack-
ard ia the fourth was also effective but
Wild. Score:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
AMATEUR NOTES

The lntelligcncer il anxious
10 encourage and assist the fu.
iure hase hall artists ~ this
vicinity. and will gladly publish
all accounts az base ball James
challenges. organization of
teams and other matters per
tanning to amateur. at any
time during the season To in.
sure publication. however. the
accounts Of amateur matters
should be written on one side
OF paper only and turned in at
the Intelligencer office. ad.
dressed TO Amateur Sporting
Editor.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
tigers
ARE SHUT OUT BY PITCHER r.,v
ErsERo, cLEvELAND'S NEW
FIND.
Nap PITCHER Was Invlno BILE. Willis
soehler. a Recruit on the Detroit
Team, Was wild.

'i-tsl El.NNp O.. April ff-Frca
~fIkfnherg Fecured This sprire bv
,, from Toledo. shut out lie
WI" hitting three men and gt,I"r
Asses 20 SIX Ialkenberg pitched gresf
tIilt IMiS one lIetr"it PLAYER reaching
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16

First base on balls: on Cooper, 9: or
2. Struck out: BY Smith, 1: by CooneT
. by Lavender. 2. by Cheney. 4; by
Gamnitz. /. Cmpires: Brennan and
Eason. ~
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
Players Report.

The following players arrived in
the city yesterday and reported TO
Ryan yesterday: Pitcher Burden. who
had a tryout with Cincinnati. Pitcher
Hogan. ~ Marion. Ind: Pitcher
Jack Frost. OF Cincinnati: Pitcher
West. OF the west: Gray, infelder.
and Peaches" Graham. Others will
arrive today and 1t is thought that the
full team will have stepped into the
city by tomorrow morning.
Our old friend Peaches" Graham.
has the distinction of being the mid
get among pitchers on the local team
this year. and by the way. he meas
ures five feet and ten inches in height.
All Of the others are near giants. and
If size has anything To do with the
anne. Wheeling should cut some
figure during the season.
Pitcher Frost will have the distinc-
jou OF being the tallest man on the
team. touching the mark Of six feet
and five inches. Burden and Hogan
measure six fee and one inch
and all Of the others are about six
feet. Just the same the team will do
something 10 open the eyes OF the
other fellows.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16

lN0-bA@s Wn1fqr
Hartzell. Daniels. go Three basa 80
-'haSe. Sacrifice Gif-N srkrs. Sac
mice Is Sterrett. Double nlavq
~IanTr'r. Han and Nuuamaker First
a%e On halls-liall .. Struck out
Kea.ing. . Hall. 5. I-mpir.s-II1rt
and Iiuaeu
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16

Two haSe hits-TIuker. Packard
I.r'v base h'ts-Bcsrh.r. Sacrifice Gi,s
Mowrev. Sallce. MsFec. Leary. Sac
T!irr ilt-konetchy double 1Iays-
acan tinker TO HohIitzell. Grant. Esar
!" ii''ntzel4 First base ou halls-Ofr
In"Nari. = off Works. g.. Off Er-k :
truck 3ut-By Works. I Hgrk. /. sal
ice. j. mpires-Owens AMI Guthrie,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
CHICAGO WINE HARD
FOUGHT oASrE Nv ST. LOUIS

ST LOUIS No Nrrf iE-Chf.sgr
retet'ei ~ Louir TODAY. 6 o. 2 Walsh
Tho r. rair safe whom fr. boa .r r-.
fuIlfy o. re the sror. S.l-. ~
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16

Wo-nhsN hits CHAPMAN Vorhf.r
Three. base Iff Johnston s4crteID 80
johnston. birmingham CHAIRMAN Olsen
Na'fI're nf Johnson double rar
% lAj"le % Johnston Firaf 'h9e.
On balls or Falkorherg T. On Roetic-
Etruck out hv T~alkerherF 8 bv
Imp.rce Ferguson ana
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16

PLANE. first base: l.. Jones. second
base; T. Jones. short. and l. Leazure.
third.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
NATIONAL LEAGUE
STANDING OF rEAn.

Ysstsrday's Results.
-. Louis 8 Cincinnati 8
chicago 8. Pittsburgh 4 (10)
Philadelphia-Boston: rain.
New Nork-Brooklyn. rain
Today.s Games.
Pittsburgh AZ CHICAGO.
st. Louis at Cincinnati.
Brooklyn at New York.
Boston al Philadelphia
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results.
chicago o; 81. Louis 8.
New York ;: Boston 2
Cleveland 9; Detroit O
Nash!ngton-Phila-: rain.
Today.s Games.
Philadelphia at Washington.
CHICAGO at ST. Louis.
Detroit at Cleveland.
New York at Boston.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16
ronight's Games.
Musee Ten Pin Leazue.
whg. Can. 70.


i~."-r.se IS q, .4t.r.
Nleo's vs. ir..ars
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16

SCORED
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-04-16

- Louis Cd 81 n n =
cincinnati .......... 2nGI0S"oS =
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1913-02-13
A Very Funny EnaIishmsn.

A story is told concerning Beerbohm
Tree. who. after an evening at one OF
the London clubs. called hanson from
a nearby stand he frequently patron
lied.
Home" shouted Tree TO the cabby
who was new one about town.
BEG pardon said the man.
Home" repeated Tree in command.
ing tone. and the driver whipped up
his horse. He drove his fare about for
half an hour or so and then returned
again. Stopping his horse and arous-
ing the sleepy actor. he apologized and
asked TO what number he should drive.
Home" Numbered Mr. Tree. this
time thoroughly indignant.
And where might your home be?'
queried the cabby. shaking in his boots.
You idiot" replied Tree. do you
think I'm going to tell you where my
beautiful home is?"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1913-02-13
Serial No. 02590.
Notice for Publication

Department of the Interior, U
S. Land Office at Boise, Idaho
January 6, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that james
T. VanDeusen, of Emmett, Idaho
who, on January Is, 1909, made
Desert Land Entry, No. 02590, for
.S1s SEA, Sh SWA, NWA SW14
Section 80, Township North, Range
West, Boise Meridian, has filed
hotice of intention to make Final
Proof, to establish claim to the
land above described, before the
Register and Receiver, U. S.
Land Office, at Boise, Idaho, on
the 21st day of February, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Paul Springer, Matt Bilbrey, John
H. Page, and Dudley H. Van Deu-
sen, all of Emmett, Idaho.
WILLIAM BALDERSToN, Register.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1913-02-13
Serial No. 04992
Serial No. 050S2
Notice for Publication.
Department of the Interior.

Department of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at Boise, Ida.
no, January 16, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Franz
H. Miller, of Emmett, Idaho, who,
on May Z, 1908, made Homestead
Entry No 10S40, Serial No. 04992,
for the NWA SEA and NEA
SWA, Section &c, Township
North, Range 2 West B. NJ. and,
on June 16, 1908, made Additional
Homestead Entry No. 1O949, Ser
ial No O50S2, for the NWA SWA
Section &c, Township North, Rang
2 West, Boise Meridian, has filed
notice of intention to make Final
Three Year Proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, be ore
w. T. Crouch, U, S. Commissioner,
at Emmett Idaho, on the 18th day
of March, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Horace B. Baker, George A. War.
den, Hiram W. Miller and Ora c.
Morehouse, all of Emmett, Idaho.
WILLIAM BALDERSTON,
Register.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1913-02-13
Beyond Him.

In our north of England town there
was a shiftless man who would never
accept gifts outright, although he was
always depending on charity. says Al
Priddy in his book. Through the Mill
He painted landscapes. and my aunt,
when benevolently inclined. would hire
him TO decorate our walls with rural
scenes. highly colOred in glaring tints.
as if nature had turned color blind.
There were cows in every scene, and
Aunt AIillie noticed that all the cows
were up to their knees in water Not
one stood clear on the vivid green
hills.
"Jorvey." she remarked TO the old
man, ''why do you always put the
cows in the water?"
ITS this way, Mrs. Brindin." the
old artist responded. You see. ma'am.
I never learned to paint 'oofs."
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1913-02-13
Too Late.

Sylvester Rawlings. the musical crit
ic. became hungry the other day. And
so he walked a long way to get to a
restaurant In which he is acquainted.
The waiter. julius. is a particular
friend OF Mr.. Rawlings. That gentle
man has always cherished the belief
that Julius has served him well. He
thinks that from time to time Julius
has won better food for him than is
set forth upon the menu.
Bring me two or three fried eggs.
Julius" Mr.. Rawlings ordered.
Chess, sir. Mr.. Rawlings" said Jul
lius: lat once, sir"
And Julius hurried TO the kitchen.
walking in the duck footed haste of
the perfect waiter. BY and by he re-
turned to Mr.. Rawlings side to place
the silver and do other little chores
about the table. Mr.. Rawlings
thought he would have a bit of fun
with Julius.
"Ah. Julius" said Mr.. Rawlings-"by
the way, Julius, see that those eggs are
fresh. Julius"
Too late. sir" said the grave Julius.
They're on the fire now."-Pittsburgh
Chronicle telegraph.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1913-02-13
a Substitute.

According to Cincinnati banker
who lives at the Plaza hotel in New
York. an English guest at that hostelry
was recently presented with bunch OF
handsome roses. He took them to his
apartments and found no suitable re-
ceptacle. So he placed them on the
table and wrapped them in wet news
paper while waiting for the boy TO an
swer the bell. When the youngster
came the Briton said. Bring me-aw
"a rose jar" The boy saluted and
went away. After lapse Of time he
returned. BEG pardon. sir" said he,
"but what was it you wanted?" He
didn't understand Il want rose jar
-aw"- said the Englishman very dis
tinctly. "A rose jar-aw. Quite So"
The boy went away again. In due time
he returned bearing something in his
hand 1.-The bartender said he,
thinks mebbe you've got mixed on
the names of these American drinks.
He says he thinks you meant mint
julep."
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1913-02-13

only on arrival Of the proprietor that
order was restored.
The men resumed their places. and
the interrupted meal was taken up
again. The clergyman, aghast at his
mishap. kept brooding over the mat
ter. showing wistful desire to set
himself right with his son at least.
"Why, Bob" he said earnestly. lay
ing a trembling finger on the siphon.
81 just touched the bottle-barely
touched it-like this, you see
There was a hiss Of charged water.
followed by a rumble of fury from the
table below. The clergyman had re-
peated his performance with unerring
aim, the stream striking the long hair
ed Frenchman in the identical spot of
the first performance. There was no
use attempting a second apology. The
two Americans seized their hats and
fed from the gathering wrath.-New
York Press.