The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-12-11
"GOING SOME"GOES SOME
WHEN PRESENTED BY ELKS
Melancholy Nose and His Partner Take In the
Big Performance at the Salt Lake "Op'ry
House," and Strongly Recommend 1t.

IN branoln cOrTai. KNOWS l!!hl
hombre. all right. He's tn best rider
we ever had. an l don't believe this
is play actin at all.
No sooncr'n We gts Moses turbu-
lence roped an him hogtied. than he
lets out IA yell thatd be sure death
at forty yards
''sufferin' snakes" he shrieks. an
Tn buildin' trembies. There's VII
lie! Say, you know Willie? No?
The quickest hip man Dodge CITY
ever seep Well you've missed lot,
a tremenjus lot, sonny"
BY this time II seems like about all
III cowmen Nose ever connects up
with is on tn stage. Every once In
while Nose sets off blast when
some ole friend OF his'n shows up.
He knows 'em all, but ! can't remem-
ber their range names, Th book says
them chaps is Munsen McGillis, James
Mclaughlin. i. z. Nelson an w. Z.
Baird. Tn books been right so far.
strangers 10 me, too
All tn while Melancholys been car
ryn ON like n locoed steer, they's
doin' somethin' In tn play Seems
too regular like ranch life TO be II
play, though. but reckon IL be.
Pears that they's been foot race
between some gent that allows he
represents tn FLYNN Heart an tn
cook o. tn Centpedc. which, Nose
clucidates, is tn FLYNN Hearts Bit
Flynn Hearts man loses tn race.
an all tn boys loses their savin's,
They'S mighty sore about Il, too. But
they's bent strong on revenge. SO
when a shorthorn called j. WallIng-
ford Speed. on tn manifest as Fred
he's a runner tn Flyin' Hearters
stampede TO his camp. Larry Glass
Is this Speed persons trainer. ony
his sign amt Larry Glass, but Eu-
gene Owen. Them two lays II out
that 81 Speed can beat the Centipede's
cook he'll not on'y redeem tn ranch
from dlshonor, but that thcre'll come
TO him beautiful lady, Helen Blake on
tn ranch an Leah Smith In tn book.
An say, friends, let me let you I'm on
this-Specd is sure justified In them
laudablc ambitions o his'n. When
you see Helen Blake tonight, you'll
say tn same.
So they fixes 1t up IT race. but
theys a bundle o. trouble about It.
Fr one thing, hey's a gazook called
says tn card-that allows he's some
singer. Mebbe he WAS one time. but
he slept out one night without his
collar on an tn result OF that indis-
cretion is painful 70 contenplate. rms
here singer fellcr he sets heap o
store by Miss Blake. too. an figures
that ef he can queer Speeds game
he'll git her fr his own sell. Now
Speed Is dead mex that he can't run
at all, but ne puts his whole stack on
his friend, Culver Covlngton. world 2
champion, shown up an takin' tn
race off his hands, or Off his feet, cf
that's better. But theys piles o
agony when this Covlngton person,
who's known In salt Lake as l.. II.
Wardrop, does loom up on tn hon-
zon Covington's busted his toe and
comes on crutches.
But they's still way-thoy usually
is when tn games fr a Gnl-an purity
soon the Centlpedes cook, skinner
what's Gerald Shaughnessy IN THIS
town. conCides 10 Speed that he's
busted an that ned az lief fall down
in tn race an lot Speed win ef they
was say. five hundred wheels In IL
TIL frames put up plumb clever. an
'th' Flyin' Heart wins all Its money
back an q lot more besides, say
nothIn OF a phonysran that's tn
bows camp pet, like mounting lions
Ia pets in some camps. MoTesoInc-
over. they wins five hundred iron
turned aEin his friends an BIT agin
Speed
II takes quito a population rr to
ontangIe that there rnixup. All them
ranch folks an lot o visitors helps
out a lot Two o tn most abdul is
Jeane Chaplin. who IS dearly loved In
Salt Lake BY her true name OF Bessie
o'Brlen: and Mrs. Robert Keep. who
is son,e chaperon at IN ranch, fallin'
in love with several gentlemen that
stoppin' there. When she alnt at
tn Flynn Heart, Mrs. Keep is Fannie
Hammond.
Then they's Cloudy. III same bein'
Harry Elliott, disguised as 1nJun;
an Gabby Gallagher, who's Edwin K.
Stanley around here,
'1 mover knowed them there COW
punchers an MeEicanos could ack like
them there people does" promulgates
Nose. slow. like he's jcs' Takin' up
TO some fact that's escaped his mo-
rose mind before. They sure is some
actors" Which IS more words in
praise OF anything than I ever heard
Melancholy Nose utter before at any
time about anything.
Between acks theys a feller that
gent saws is Charley Pulver. comes
out IN front o. tn place that says
Asbestos" on II, and which tn same
SAYS that tonight folks that want 10
come to tn .op'ry house kin get Into
tn gallery fr two bits an into tn
balcony fr TO bits. Upon top o which:
asserts this here Pulver man. tn
Elks is goin' { give ell tn news kids
free access TO tn gallery. 'thout cost
IN EN- a bean,
Oh. vcs. mos fergits 20 mention
that they calls this here play-actin'
Coin Some" an believe me, AS
done heard EN- saw In Chicawgo, this
here Coin Some" goes some las
night.