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The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

three bottles and It made me we'll and
strong and 1 avoided dreadful opera
ton. L now have two fine healthy chill
dren, and l cannot say too much about
whatLydiaE. Pinkham sVegetable Com
pound has done for me. . Mrs. LEE
MANGEs, R. F. D. 10, Mogadore, Ohio.
Why will women take chances with
an operation or drag out sickly, half
hearted existence, missing three-fourths
of the joy of living, when they can find
health In Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound2
For thirty years 1t has been the stand
ard remedy for female Ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, tumors, Irregularities, etc.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia L. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by
woman and held In strict confidence.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Eavorlte Salad.

Turn boiling water over firm ripe
tomatoes for a moment, then drain,
then pour cold water over them and
drain again. Slice cold beets and also
the tomatoes. Arrange lettuce leaves
ON a platter. Then place a slice OF
beet on each leaf. and sprinkle with
little salt and pepper. Now place
slice Of tomato on the beet, then an
other slice of beet, then tomato. then
bsfnHptil there are five, slices with
top and bottom, seasoning
.. Just before serving pour
salad. dressing.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
In.EnaIlsh. Politics loo.

We'll, did you discover anything In
Stump's past life that We can use
against him."
Detectiye-Not thing. All he ever
did before he came here was to sell
awnings.
Election Agent = Why, that's Just
what we want. Well say that he has
been mixed up In some decidedly
shady transactions.-Lon Tit-Bits.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

s6p fine some cold lamb or NUT
II. season and add half as much
bread crumbs as there is meat; mois.
ten with we'll beaten egg or little
thickened gravy; press into small
egg cups, turn them out into a baking
pan, put little bit of beef dripping
!. butter on the top of each ressole
bake In a hot oven about twenty
es. Serve with thickened gravy
lnato sauce.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Gelatin Pudding.

One quart milk, one cup sugar. Put
in double boiler to heat. Soak one
package gelatin. Add the pink with
half a cup of cold water and turn in
hot mixture. Let nearly come to a
boil. Take from stove and add one
tablespoon of vanilla. To be eaten
with whipped cream favored with va
nilla.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Not Fit For Ladies'

Public sentiment should be against it,
and we believe 1t is; there can be no rea-
son why ladies should have TO suffer with
headaches and neuralgia. especially when
Hunts Lightning Oil gives such prompt
relief 1t is simply a question of getting
the ladies to try It. Ali druggists sell
Hunts Lightning Oil in 25c and DOC bot
tles.-AdY
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
MRS. MANCES
ESCAPES
OPERATION
How She Was Saved From
Surgeons Knife by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.
Mogadore, 0hio.-'The first two years
I was married l suffered SO much from

female troubles and
bearing down pains
that i could n O t
stand on my fee t
long enough TODD my
work. The doctor
said | would have to
undergo an opera
ton, but my husband
wanted me to try
Lydia E. Pinkham' 5
V eye t q Bile Com
pound first. i took
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Sure Proof.

'How can girl be sure that a
young man loves herr"
"Oh, there are reliable signs. Now,
my beau stands for my fathers stale
stories and even for an occasional
touch
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
WHENEVER YOU NEED
!, A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic is Equally
Valuable General Tonic because Acts on the Liver
Drives Out Malaria, Enrehes the Blood and Builds Up
the Whole System. For Grown People and Children.

You what
Tastess
o life Nursing
Mothers and Pale Scky Children Removes Bioue without
Relieves
the blood True Tonic appetizer
No be
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
RUB-MY- TlSM

VIII cure your rheumatism and al
kinds OF aches and pains-Neuralgia
Cramps, Collie. Sprains, Bruises. Cuts,
Old Sores Burns, etc. Antlseptle
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
NJ othinu to IL.

Reggie-If pa was to die. ma, would
he go to heaven?
Ma-Hush hush, Reggiel Whoever
has been putting such ridiculous
thoughts into your head?-London
Sketch.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Trimmings.

Mrs Bailey-Hats are to be simply
trimmed this year
Bailey-How about husbandsf
Mrs. Bailey Simply trimmed also.
Judge
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
No Doubtful Sound.

Heck-some women are hard to I'M
derstand.
Peek-My wife isn't. She never
speaks her mind to me without max
Ing herself perfectly clear
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Shifting Even.

visitor-Peter. hear you've had
four wives.
Peter-Yea. sir; an what's more,
two Nv EN- WIZ all right.-Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

Be sure that YOU ask for Wrlght's Indian
Vegetable Pills, and look for the sigma
ture Of VIM Wright on wrapper and box
For Constipation, Biliousness and Indiges-
tion Adv
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Rain spots on Velvet.

Do not brush but shake the velvet
and let the water evaporate. It's
original luster can be readily re-
stored by rubbing with & clean damp
cloth.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
PROVING the Contrary,

"A man can't do two opposite things
at the same time"
Cant he run for Office and stand
for his party, too"
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
But Is II Worth WhiIe2

Perhaps the boy who wants TO run
away to sea is justified It's the only
sure way to learn enough ship-talk to
enable you to understand nautical
novel.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Surely Not Her Fault.

Hubby-You really must reduce
your dress bills, my dear; they are far
too large.
Mrs. Newlywed- inconsistent
you men are. You speak as though
| made out the bills
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
French Fried Potatoes.

the potatoes and cut them into
8. balls or any fancy shape
In cold water for one or two
~ then dry on a towel Drop
QUICKLY into fat hot enough to brown
them by the time they come to the
surface They are done when they
float. Skim them from the fat, drain
on brown paper, salt and serve at
once.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

Bronchial troubles weaken the system
Pneumonia sometimes follows Deans Men
tholated Cough Drops prevent trouble.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Quite So.

Are you superstitious? asked the
bachelor.
Well" replied the father of large
family, YEARLY, Il certainly think it's
unlucky to have IS children Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

How happy the average married
man would be II he were only half as
we'll satisfied with his wife as he is
himself!
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

Water In blulng il adulteration. Glass and
water makes liquid blue costly buy Red
Cross Ball Blue. makes clothes whittier than
snow. Adv,
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

woman may not even want to
know her own mind until after she
has changed 1t four or five times.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Foley Kidney Pills Relieve

promptly the suffering due to weak. in
active kidneys and painful bladder action
They offer a powerful help to nature
in building up the true excreting kid
ney tissue. in restoring normal action
and in regulating bladder irregularities.
Try them.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

Anyway, the man who wants the
earth gets lot of mud thrown at him
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

A modern beet sugar factory is be-
ing built in Hardin. Manchuria, at a
cost of $685., 600.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

One pretty girl will inspire more
feminine envy than dozen clever
ones.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma.
ton, alays pain, cures wind colo 25c bottle.Aas
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Their Practice

Hotel boys ought to be good In al
emergency"
Why so?''
Because they are always coming
to the front"
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
No. SIX SIXTY-SIX

This is a prescription prepared es.
pecially for Malaria or ChilIs and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case, and if taken then as a tonic
the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

Sore Eyes, Granulated Eyelids and Site
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal
sam. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

Dr. Peery's Yermifuge Dead Shot" kills
and eNpels Worms In very few hours.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Smothered Perch.

d carefully dress II large
Put a thin slice OF fat
each fish, and cover with
yer of finely chopped onions
n baking pan that can be GOV.
into the oven and bake slow
before the fish are done sea.
with salt and pepper. Pour
5 fish hot cream or milk, with
|of butter.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
The ohlectIon.

Patience hear that Montreal po-
lice authorities are In favor OF the pro-
posal to add several police women to
the force.
Patrice-The trouble is that none OF
EN- want to be plain-clothes women. l
suppose
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Severe RhJ

Grove Hill, Ala:
Oil cured my wife OF a
rheumatism and my fIV
ache. l surely believe it id
all you claim for it.-A. r.
25 and soc bottles. All dealer2l
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
The Cause.

Isn't it strange that so many m
people are reported to be insane?"
"Of course, it isn't. The alienists
have to live, don't they?"
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Guilty.

0UtIVys
Wife-There must have been some
punishment for King Solomon.
Hubby-There was. He had a thou.
sand mothers-in-law.-Jud
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
Not In !

PA, what's a col
Il don't know.
the names of al
parts. Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23

apples WANTED-A few cars assorted
'arieties state number bushels each ana
rice I O. b. cars your station, also price II
oxed j. X. SITTER. BLISS, OKLA
The Monticellonian., 1913-10-23
We Will Paw You $4,000

"a days' work. Experience not required Man or wo-
rep Opportunity for promotion. Spare time may be
International Bible Prsss 1o14 Arch Sd Philadelphia
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
Halrpins and Other Pins.

Hairpins have been elaborated as a
means Of decoration since the earliest
tines. Particularly beautiful is the
variety and delicacy OF their workman
ship, two Of the finest specimens being
tha gold pins which were found at
Salamis in Cyprus, and are now in the
British museum. Even more hand
some were the Saxon pins Of a later
date, with their shank Of brass, head
of gold, and establishment of garnets
and pearls. There were, too, the larg-
e. sort Of pins so cOnspicuously and
frequently mentioned in the Bible. The
instrument driven by Jael through the
temple Of Sisera was probably a tent
pin, while Delilah fastened the web
OF Samson's hair with a pin or batten.
IA the middle ages pins we're d great
fashion-indeed, a great necessity
IN France. and we have it on record
that in 1877 10000 pins were removed
from the royal wardrobe for one Of
the French p~rincesses. The conven-
fence was probably a little later In
reaching England. but in 1910 we hear
Of Queen Catherine (Howard) import
ing pins from France. In 1860 the
trade underwent considerable change,
brass superseding iron, while at the
same time the price was lowered.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
Wetoht of a Train.

The heaviest of all the cars in a
limited train is the dining car, which
is ordinarily Of a weight in excess OF
the other cars by 10000 or $4,000
pounds. Between the car construction
and the necessary kitchen equipment
ard dining cars tips the scales at
lao, 600 pounds when ready 70 make
its customary division run.
Therefore, on the principle thai in
case q collision a passenger is safer
In the strong. heavy coach in the cen.
ter of a 1estibuled train, says the New
York Press. the dining car is a good
place to remain.
A l6 section sleeping car may
weigh from lie, 900 to 125, 900 pounds,
while the buffet library car of the
transcontinental type comes next IN
weight at lot 900 pounds. The bag
gage car, weighing 5000, may be the
ligbtest in a train, but the postal car
next TO it weighs on an average lO3,-
500 pounds; a reclining chair car is
full weight at 81, 900 pounds, while an
ordinary passenger coach weighs 93,-
900 pounds.
With a locomotive and tender weigh
ing 100000 pounds, one may estimate
by these figures the enormous weight
OF some of the through modern railway
trains Of seven cars.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
Willow Switches Given Away.

The small boy whose father has
time to apply the switch should be
ware with a little more than his usual
caution. The United States govern
ment is giving away willow switches.
The department of agriculture has
an experiment farm at Arlington, Va,
and some parts of it were found to be
too wet for raising ordinary crops.
Therefore the experts set willows out
in the wet places, and there has been
SO smart a growth that the govern
ment wants to get rid of the willow
switches. It offers to give them away
under the guise Of willow cuttings to
make baskets or bottom chairs, but
no smart boy will ever be deceived by
that kind Of talk. He may be safe
only In the assurance OF the govern:
ment that only one hundred OF the
cuttings will be given to one person.
Worcester Telegram.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
WOmdn'S BedutyiS
Based on Health
Hove Health, Bowel
Movement is Absolutely
Necessdry-HoW Best
TO Obtain it

IF woman's beauty depended upon
cosmetics every woman would be a
picture of lovcliness. But beauty lies
deeper than that. 1t lies in health.
In the majority Of cases the basis OF
health and the cause OF sickness, a
be traced to the action of the bowels.
The headaches, the lassitude, the
sallow skin and the lusterless eyes are
usually due to constipation. So many
things that women do hapitually con-
duce to this trouble. They do not
eat carefully, they eat indigestible
foods because the foods are served
daintily and they do not exercise
enough. But whatever tn particular
condition should corrected.
An ideal remedy for women, and n
especially suited to their delicate re-
Quirements, is DR.. Caldwells Syrup
Pepsin, which thousands of women en-
dorse highly. Mrs. Jennie Snedeker,
1041 West Monroe St, Chicago, testi-
fes hat she is cured Of grave stom-
ach and bowel troubles by using Syrup
Pepsin and without the aid of a doc
tor or any other medicine" All the
family car use Syrup -Nepsin, for thou
sands of mothers give it to babies and
children. It is also admirably suited
to the requirements of elderly people,
in fact to all who by reason of age or
infirmity cannot stand harsh salts. ca
thartics, pills or purgatives. These
should always be avoided for at best
their effect is only for that day. while
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
Keep Locomotive as Relic.

The first locomotive which ran on
the old four-foot SO gauge line from
Cnpetown, Transvaal, South Africa, TO
Wellington has arrived at he Cape
town central railroad station, where 1t
Is to be placed in a prominent position
as a relic of the early days In the
railroad history IF South Africa. The
engine was built at Leith, Eng, in
1859. 1t has six wheels, the first two
being driving wheels, with inside
Cylinders, an unusual thing in South
AFRICA, where all the p~resent-day en-
gines have outside cylinders. The
driving wheels are fi~angeless, and the
engine has buffers similar to those on
English locomotives. In place OF the
central draw bar, now employed in
South Africa.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18

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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
PIMpLES COVERED FACE

1913 Dayton ST, Chicago, Hl-"My
face was very red and irritated and
was covered with pimples. The PIN
pies festered and came tt a head.
They itched and burned and when |
scratched them became | tried
soaps and they would not stop the
itching and burning Of the skin. This
lasted for a month or more. At last I
tried Cuticura Ointment and Soap.
They took out the burning and itching
of the skin, soothing it very much and
giving the relief that the others failed
to give me. l used the Cuticura Soap
and Ointment about three weeks and
was completely cured" (Signed) Miss
Clara Mueller, Mar. 16, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "C%uticura, Dept. L, Boston"
Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
A BOY INTERPRETER
A Young Massachusetts, Swede In Cam
ada Twenty Years Ago Wants
to Return.

Twenty years ago, a blond haired
young Swede, a boy of about 10 years
Of age, accompanied a party of his
fellow-countrymen on the then long
trip to Western Canada as an inter-
prefer. The party he accompanied 10
Gated at Wetaskiwin, Alberta, now one
of the most thriving and best settled
districts in Western Canada. For
three years he remained in the dis
trict. Homesickness took him back
to his home at Fitchburg, Mass, and
he has remained there for II years.
He has heard frequently from his
friends in the West. He has followed
their movements and watched their
progress. He has heard how the town
he helped to establish has risen from
a shack to a growing, thriving, brisk
business center, with the surrounding
country peopled now by thousands
who are occupying the territory in
which he vas one of the first to help
plant the colony Of twenty or twenty
five. In his letter to an official OF the
Department Of the Interior. he says:
when | was up in Canada, Calgary
was a small town and SO was Edmon-
ton, but ] understand they have grown
wonderfully since"
The young man when he went last
learned a machine trade, he has pat
ents and inventions but he wants to
60 to Canada again. And he likely
will. but when he does he will find a
greater change than he may expect.
Calgary and Edmonton are large
cities, showing marvellous and wonder
fri growth. Where but one line Of
railway made a somewhat tortuous
and indefinite way eros the plains
to it's mountain pass, there are three
lines of railway dividing the trade of
hundreds Of thousands Of farmers,
carrying freight to the hundreds
of towns and cities crossing and
criss-crossing the prairies in all
directions, reaching out into new
settlements, and preceding districts to
be newly opened for incoming settlers.
He will not be able to secure a home
stead unless at a considerable distance
from the town. the three dollar an
acre land is selling at from SIS to $50
an acre. He viii find now what was
but a theory then. that this land that
was then So an acre is worth the $50
or S35 that may be asked for it, and a
good deal more. But he will find that
he can secure a homestead just as
good as any that were taken in his
day, and today worth $35 an acre, but
at some distance from a line of rail
way, yet with a certainty OF railway
in the near future. and he will find too
that he can still get land at $l5 to $18
an acre that will in a year or two be
worth $50 or S35 an acre. Mr.. Nose
son is talking to his countrymen about
Canada. Advertisement.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
Express Stopped by a Goose.

Everybody that the goose is not
such a foolish bird as it is ~proyerbial
~ styled, and certain geese Of ancient
times are credited with having saved
Rome. An extraordinary story Just
published seems to show. however,
that occasionally the yalor of the
goose outruns its discretion. An ex.
press train from Brussels to Client
was running at the rate OF nearly
nifty miles an hour. when the driver
and stOher were astUnishd to find a
bulky black BODY hurting itself against
the glass screen in front of the for.
mer. The screen was shiyel ed. and
the mar a cut about the face by
the broken glass. The intruder was
nothing else than a wild goose, which.
having fallen on the tender, arose and
advanced. Kissing, to attack the
stoker, who with a shovel stood up to
his strange antagonist, and finally
ing il l~ifeless Oh the coal.
The driver had ~instinctively put on
the brake at the first onset. and the
train came to a standstill without any.
body understanding what happened.
After ten minutes, however, the Jour
ney was resumed. This goose de-
serves even greater credit than the
eagle that attacked the Aviator
Chavez. and its exploit appears to rest
on perfectly authentic Information
London Standard
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18

a genuine remedy like Syrup Pepsin
acts mildly but permanently.
1t can be conveniently obtained al
any drug store at fifty cents or III
dollar a bottle. Results are always
guaranteed or money will be refunded.
You will find it gentle in action, pleas
ant in taste, and free from gripping,
and its tonic properties have a distinct
value to m 1t is the most widely
used laxative-tonic in America today
and thousands of families are now
lever without it.
If no member Of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you
would like to make a personal trial OF
1t before buying it in the regular way
of a druggist send your address,
postal will do-to DR.. w. b. Cald-
well, 203 Washington St, Monticello.
Ill, and a free sample bottle will be
mai1ed Won
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
FRIENDS HELP,
st. Paul Park Incident,

After drinking coffee for breakfast
! always felt languid and dull, having
no ambition to get to my morning
duties. Then in about an hour or so
a weak, nervous arrangement Of the
heart and stomach would come over
me with such force | would frequently
have to lie down"
Tea is just as harmful, because 1t
contains caffeine, the same drug found
n coffee.
AT other times | had severe head
aches; stomach finally became affect
ed and digestion SO impaired that |
had serious chronic dyspepsia and
constipation. A lady, for many years
State President of the w. C. II. IT,,
told me she had been greatly ben
Gifted by quitting coffee and using
Postum; she was troubled for years
with asthma. She said it was no
cross to quit coffee when she found
she could have as delicious an
article as Postum.
Another lady who had been trou-
nled with chronic dyspepsia for years,
\ found immediate relief on ceasing COT
fee and using Postum. Still another
friend told me that Postum was q
Godsend, her heart trouble having
been relieved after leaving off coffee
and taking on Postum.
so many such cases came to my
notice that l concluded coffee was the
cause Of my trouble and l quit and
took up Postum. l am more than
pleased to say that my days of trou-
bic have disappeared. l am we'll and
happy"
Look In pkgs. for the famous little
book. "The Road to Wellville."
IM Ever read the shove letterP A new
ne ppears from time to time. They
9pre genuine, true and full Of human
interest.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18
Concrete for Railroad Ties.

President Hill a y that cement will
take the place of wood as ties. He de-
clared recently, that the growing use
Of concrete railroad ties would do more
to eliminate train wrecks than any
other factor. Mr.. Hill Is an enthusi-
material on his railroads to a large ex-
tent. He said eventually concrete
would replace the old-fashioned wood
en- tie and that wnen his present plans
are consummated his line will have
none but concrete ties.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1913-04-18

stomach and there was no cure. / al
most thought the same, for my breath
was offensive and | could not eat any
thing without great misery, and l grad
ualiy grew worse.
Finally | concluded to try Peruna,
and | found relief and a cure for that
dreadful disease, catarrh. | took five
bottles Of Peruna and two of Manalin,
and now feel like a new man. There
Is nothing better than Peruna, and |
keep a bottle Of it in my house ali the
time"