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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
"Seek Ye First"

This fact should ever be borne. ir
mind-the religion of Jesus Christ is
Intended to save in the fullest mean
ing of the? term, the two great entities
in human life. The individual soul is
to seek righteousness and eternal life;
the race is to seek righteousness and
the kingdom of God. "Seek ye first
the kingdom Of God and his righteous
ness" and these things" all. which
can truly satisfy our heaven=prompt-
ed longings shall be added. The great
giver of every good and perfect gift
will satisfy our every need
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
A GENEROUS GIFT
Free to Readers Of This Paper

Professor Munyon has just issued
most useful almanac containing number
of his best essays, including the two won
derful articles, "Don't Be a Cipher" and
'"The Power of Love-" The almanac also
contains illustrated instructions for Char
acter Reading, gives the meaning of your
birth month, the Interpretation of dreams,
ern States, Pacific Slope and Southern
States. In fact, it is magazine almanac.
It will be sent you absolutely free. With
it we viii include any one full-size 25c.
Munyon Remedy, our Rheumatism Rem
edy for rheumatism, our Kidney Remedy
for kidney trouble, our Dyspepsia Rem
biiousness or constipation. Not a penny
to pay Address The Munyon Remedy
Company. Philadelphia, Pa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
GOT His Answer.

Standing by the entrance of large
estate in the suburbs of Dublin are
two huge dogs carved out Of granite.
An Englishman going by in hack
thought he would have some fun with
the Irish driver.
How often, Jack, do they feed those
two big dogs?"
Whenever they bark, SIR" was the
straight-faced reply.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Perils Of the Aviator.

During one of the aviation meets
a young woman went through the han
garC under the guidance of me-
chanic. After asking all the usual
foolish questions that aviators and
the assistants have to answer during
a tour of inspection, she wanted to
know: But what if your engine stops
In the air-what happens? Can't you
come down." That's exactly the
trouble responded the willing guide.
There are now three men up in the
air in France with their engines stop
ped. They can't get down and are
starving to DEATH
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

A seven-year-old colored boy was
before Judge Taylor in juvenile court
not long ago fo- shooting at his play
mate with a rifle. AS Is customary In
all such cases the attorney in ques-
tioning the boy asked:
You we're in the state of Indiana,
Marion county, when this happened,
were you not?"
The little fellow studied aainute
and then answered.:
No, sah All was on tn front
po'ch." News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Discouraaina a Vocalist.

Why a certain parrot never learned
to talk, Current Opinion tells In
these words:
Kerrigan went on a trip to South
America, and while there bought a
pretty Spanish parrot as a present
for his friend O'Brien. He shipped
the bird to O'Brien at once, and when
he got back home, he said:
"Dinny, did ye get the fine parrot
| sint ye from Rio Joneiro?"
II did that, Kerrigan, and l want to
tell ye that never put me teeth into
a tougher bird in me 1ife!'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Were Only Bent.

She weighed only 2s6, SO that when
she trod on a banana skin she sub
sided very gently. A polite shop
keeper came out to assist her to rise
from a box of his best new-laid eggs.
"Oh, do hope I have not broken
them!" she cried.
mot at all, madam" said the polite
one; "they are only bent"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
They Got Left.

John and Betty, aged five and four
years, had started on railway jour
ney with their parents on Monday, but
reached the station just in time to
hear the engineer ring his bell and see
the train pull out of the station, leav-
ing the family behind.
Next Sunday John and Betty were
started out on the way to Sunday
school. When they were half way
there the bell rang, and presently they
came regretfully back.
1--WE got left" they announced.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
chIIdren's Humor..

The poetry of life is frequently seen
in childhood. We have this illustrated
in the description of butterflies as
"pansies flying" -.
"A star is a cinder from Gods great
star" has a wealth of unconscious
meaning. But perhaps the finest ap-
proach to poetry was made by tiny
tot who defined dew as "the grass
crying" "Oh, auntie!" said little
girl, i've just seen a pencil walking" :"
The nurse who had grown out of
fairyland explained 1t was only an or
binary worm.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Member of the Union,

Men who worked under: a former
city editor of the Washington Post
vouch for the truth of this story about
him. t.,
The telegraph editor, so the story
goes, got flash one night that John
La Fargo, the painter, was dead. He
called the news out to the city editor,
who, catching only the name and pro-
fession, yelled to a reporter:
"Willoughby! A painter by the
name of La Fargo Is dead. Rush down
to the Central Labor union and see
what you can dig up about him!" -
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Warnlno to Women.

Very Meek Husband-I just finished
writing your. speech for the club,
Mirah.
His Wife (not SO meek)-What's
the subject?
Very Meek Man-"The Lady Who
Will Strike Her Husband Is No Man."
Satire.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Wanted to Know.

81 don't like to throw bou4Sets at
myself, but do think have excellent
taste"
Am I to consider that as pro-
posal?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Acrobatic Pair.

Tho bride who married the mill
tary hero went up the aisle, the &C
count says, on her fathers arm"
THE bridegroom was quite as aero
batic. He went up over lot 1f other
peoples heads"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

The clustering
winds of March
remind one OF
the phenomena OF
spring; the trees
bursting into bud
and leaf and
bloom; the lawns.
putting OF their
coats of. green;
the birds rejoic-
ing in the tri-
umph Of the sun;
the warmth of
a new life pull
sating in nature;
spring is a fact.
Th q q q natural
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Sarcasm Wanted.

Cook-There's no use, sorr, can't
stand the mjssus.
Master (sarcastically)--It's a pity,
Bridget, that couldn't have selected
wife to suit you.
Cook-Sure, sorr, we all make mis-
takes.-Boston Evening Transcript
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

Speaking of human dynamos,"
there is a man who has everything
charged
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Speaks for Itself.

When you see a man and woman
sitting together in the theater. sol
emnly reading the jokes on the pro-
gram between the acts. you don't have
to be a mind-reader to know they are
married.-Lippincott
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

strict confidence. A woman can freely
talk of her private illness to woman
thus has been established confidential
correspondence which has extended over
many years and which has never been
broken. Never have they published a
testimonial or used letter without the
written consent of the writer, and never
has the Company allowed these conf
Dental letters to get out of their pos
session, as the hundreds Of thousands
of them in their files will attest
Out Of the vast volume Of experience
which they have to draw from, it is moro
than possible that they possess the very
knowledge needed in your case. Moth
ing is asked in return except your good
will, and their advice has helped thou
sands. Surely any woman, rich or poor,
should be glad to take advantage of this
generous offer of assistance. Address
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., (con-
fdentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Every woman ought to have
Lydia e. Pinkham's SO-page
Text Book. 1t is not q book for
general distribution, as it is too
expensive. 1t is free and only
obtainable by mali. Write for
it today.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Feminine Arithmetic.

Typist-Its my birthday tomorrow;
I'm going to take day off.
Bookkeeper-Why don't you take
five years off, same as you did last
year? ?-Bystander.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Expected Result,

What did Name do when ma told
her she must take that dress to
pieces?"
'T tell you she was ripping mad"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

Constipation causes many serious diseases.
1t is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierces
Pleasant Pellets. One q laxative, three for
cathartic. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup foi children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhammac
ton alIays pain .curea wind collie 25c bottle.As
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
The Exposition.

You are mine!" cried the impecuni-
GUS nobleman as he embraced the
heiress.
"Yes." said the latter. "a gold mine. I"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

Some girls are SO eager to thump
piano they can't wait to wash the
dishes
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
For SIMMER HEADACHES

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts, fever
ish condition, etc. 10c., 25c and 60c per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
great confidence in him.

Il have great confidence in him."
'+That so?"
Yes; I had a good 10-cent cigar
exposed in my vest pocket the other
day, and he didn't reach over and
take it,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

The world likes a good loset, espe-
cially If it gets some Of his money
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
wron0 Idea.

Talk is cheap"
"Evidently you don't pay telephone
bills"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

Success comes from COCO work
oftener than 1t does from good luck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

Only One "BRoMo QUININE"
That ia LAXATIVE BROMO QUININB. Look
for the signature Of b. w. GROVE Cures Cold
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

No, Cordelia, a criminal lawyer isn't
necessarily a criminal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money II PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure any case OF Itching, Blind
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

Howevea, the man who knows just
how to manage woman never tried
1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

ITCH Relieved in 80 Minute.
woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds OF
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
DOES yoIrR HEAD ACHEY

DOES YOUR HEAD ACHE!
Try Hicks CAPUDINE. It's liquid-pleas
ant to take-effects simmedIate-good to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back If not satisfied. l0c., &c. and
Soc. at medicine storea- Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
Four Great
Facts
ByREV. FARLEY E. HARTMANN, DE-.
Secretary Of Extension Department.
Moody Bible Institute. Chicago

TEXT-But now is Christ risen from
the dead. 7. Cor. 1920.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

Silence is the college yell Of the
school of experience.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

One is more likely to applaud tho
man who has done some good things,
If one is not one Of them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

Day dreams are more pleasant than
profitable, unless one gets busy and
converts them into fact
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

signature pssbr 60 Of IAzz<Zx
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28
FREE ADVICE
TO SICK WOMEN
Thousands HaveBeenHelped
By Common Sense
Suggestions.
Women suffering from any form Of
female ills are invited to communicate

promptly Win Inc
W o m a ms private
correspondence de-
partnent of the Ly-
dia E. Pinkham Med
icine Co., Lynn
Mass. Your letter
will be opened, read
and answered by q
woman and held In
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

COMBINATION MppeE. nine useful articles TN
one, necessity in every kitchen. Postpaid 25c Cata
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1913-03-28

WANTED-Agents to handle q preparation
that will positively straighten curly or kinky
hair. HI. w. HOpewell, Mt. Scion, Va.
WE WANT reliable men and women everywhere
TO handle our hiGh-grade specialtes. Write today.
b Sandberg Co., Dept ID, 1101 Curtis Ave-, Chicago
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-04-29
BEARS ME SSAGE.
Major John p. Finley, v. S. A., on Way
Here From Constantinople.

| Washington, April 2S.-Bearing tbs
message of the Sultan of Turkey
head of the Mohammedan faith, Il
| the members of that religion in the
Philippines, Mai John +. Finley. L
S. A, IS believed by the war depart
ment to be on his way back from
Constantinople to the Jole archipelago
with the Sultans assurance that the
United States is friendly to the Mo-
hammedans and that their religion
will net be attacked. The assurance Is
expected to put an end to the trouble
IN that part of the Philippines.
Major Finley was permitted to go
on special mission to ConstantinoplA
in an effort to enlist the Sultan's aid
in the cause of peace. He was gov
ernor of Zamboanga and since his de-
parture civilian has been appointed
to the post.
The officer has made remarkable
record in the islands as an executive.
His familiarity with the Mohamme-
dams and his knowledge of the GUS
toms of the tribesmen have done much
to preserve peace and advance the in
Auence of the United States with the
Filipino people in the Mohammedan
section of the islands.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-04-29
SPARKS FROM MAINE WIRES.

While attempting to quiet his horse.
| frightened by an auto, Sunday. jack
son Snowdeal. South Thomaston. was
knocked down and severely bruised
Mrs. Snowdeal was thrown from thu
vehicle and had several ribs broken
| 1t is also feared she may have suffered
| internal injuries
That the ice will be out of thu
Rangelex Lakes within a week is nov
confidently expected. Haley and 6,ul
ponds. near this village. are ALREADY
clearing Rangeley fishing will begin
very early this year. and those who
wish to be in at the beginning are
already arriving. Eugene Atwood, b
| S. Cutler and Il. f. Bradley Of Stoning-
| ton, Conn, at Kennebage. were the
| first arrivals. Harry f.. Converse of
Maiden and Boston sent along his
traps some time ago and himself ar
rived, Saturday.
The committee i'm charge of the Vari-
| Gus meetings at Ocean Park, this sum
mer are planning TO make them the
! most interesting of any Of the Free
| Baptsts have ever held at Ocean Park.
There will be the seventh annual ses-
sion of the Missionary Education Con-
ference from July "A to 81. Mission
workers from all over New England
have attended these meetings in the
past, and last year a representation
from New Bedford and several other
Massachusetts, cities took part in the
conference.
The board Of governors of the
Country club Of Portland Bion Brad
bury. fr.. John f. Dana, Philip I.
Jones, Edward Woodman, Charles y
Booth, Fred f.. Eastman. l.. q. Cur
nett and Harold Payson. met, sunday
and decided TO rebuild ON the site of
the clubhouse burned Friday night
Temporary quarters will be obtained
The cement foundation and cellar of
the former building will do for the
proposed house and will make saving
of about $4,000. and it is believed that
the Insurance will finance the new
building. The $50 members lost on an
average $25, or a total loss of between
$4,000 and 10000. l.. G. Roberts, the
janiter. lost $500 in cash q piano ana
other property The total loss will be
about $50, 600.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-04-29
Bowels Bad, Liver
Torpid? Case arets

You men and women who cant get
feeling night-who have headache.
coat tongue, foul taste and foul
breath. dizziness, cant sleep, are BIZ
ious, nervous and upset, bothered
with sick. gassy. disorde ed stom-
ach, or have back ache and feel worn
out.
Are You keeping your bowels clean
with Cascarets, or merely forcing a
i'asSISeWdy every few days with
SAILS. eathartie pills or castor OLE
] his is impos tant
Cascarets work while you sleep.
cleanse and regulate the stomach.
remove the sour, undigested and fer
menting food and foul gases; take the
excess bile from the liver and carry
out of the system all the consfipated
"hste matter ard poison in the iates-
tines and bowels.
Cascaret tonight win straighten
you cut by morning~-a 10-cent boz
from amy drug store VIII Keep your
stomach sweet; liver and bowels reg
ular and head clear for months Don't
forget the children. They love Cas-
cArets because they taste good-do
- cd never gripe or stckan
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-04-29
QUICKLY CURES THE
WORST BACkACHE
Makes Kidney Troubles, Bladder
Disorders, and Rheumatic
Pains Vanish.

| u IS Ito longer necessary for any one
10 surfer with backaching, kidney trou-
Die, nave disagreeable bladder and uri-
nary disorders to contend with. or be
tortured with rheumatism stiff Joints.
ana It's eart-wrenciiing pains, for the
new discovery. Croxone, quickly and
surely relieves all such troubles
Croxone is the most wonderful reme-
dy yet devised for Kidding the system
OF uric acid and driving out all the
poisonous impurities which cause such
troubles. 1t is entirely different from
all other remedies. 1t is not like any,
thing else ever used for the purposes 1t
acts on the principle of cleaning out
the poisons and removing the cause.
1t soaks right in through the walls.
membranes and Innings, like water in
sponge, neutralizes, dissolves. and
makes the kidneys sift out and filter
away, all the uric acid and poisons
from the blood, and leaves the kid
neys and urinary organs clean, strong.
healthy and We'll.
IT matters not how long you have suf-
feied, how old YOU are or what YOU
have used the very principle of Croxone
is such, that it is practically impossible
to take it into the human system with
out results. There is nothing else on
earth like it. 1t starts to work the
minute you take it and relieves you
the first time you use 1t.
If you suffer with pains in your back.
and aides, or have any signs of kidney,
tladder troubles, or. rheuma tism, such
as puffy sWellings under the ewes or in
the feet and ankles, if you are nervous,
tired, and run down, or bothered with
urinary disorders, Croxone will quick
ly relieve You of Your misery You can
Secure an original package of Croxone
at trifiing cost from any first-ciass
druggist All druggists are authorized
to personally return the purchase price
if It fails in a single case
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-04-29
KEN NEBEC.
READFIELD.

EAST Mrs. Archie Wells Il saHia
Wayne WIS a recent guest IN town.
Friday. she passed the dag With Nh.
ilarvea SehaFFee.
Mothers daS will be observed al
The church. II i. NJ, next Sahda {.
with appropriate exercises, ineIadin=
speaking by the children. a line cor
cert, also an address to the school IL
ReG. Mr. MadsNorth Of Winthrop. y
pretty souvenir of the day viii be eis-
en- to every one attending tins ser
vice AMI al are cordially invited Ia =
present.
The weekend gueats of Mr.. ae3
Mrs George Morrow were their SON,
Willis o. Winthrop and Archie WHO
has beer WORKING for Merrill Er1tha 5
in Augusta. and their daughter. Miss
Ella Morrow. who is working in tai
lowell. archie left. Monday for nef-
chester, Mass. where he has employ
mont With his hr1ther-in-lae Carte
Jacobs. who runs a milk route.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Chilas acfe
recent callers at the Century farm
DEPOT Mies Edith Wilson If A4z
gusta vas an over Sunday guest =
Miss Amy Merrill at the home # Mts.
J. e. Mccormick.
Fred Goodwin and a party ef 5afls
men from BOSTON are encamped -
Craig,s roint. engaged in fishing art
hunting.
Mr.. Fnreang of Boston is making
his annual visit At Maranacook stop
ping At Mrs. A. i. Aliens
Ia,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-04-29
Funeral Of Late Lester Am
!. brose Keyes at Colby. s
impressive Services Attended
By Students and Citizens.
Bates Preparing for Baseball Trip
News from Dowd0in College.

Wateryille, Me, April % - (SpeciaD.-
The funeral services for the late Lester
Ambrose Keys OF Dryden. "a member OF
the graduating elass, who died. sun.
day morning. were held at the college,
early Monday morning. Two services
were held, one At tho home of Presi-
dent Roberts. at go a. NJ. fer tn
members of the Phi Delta Theata fra
ternity ana a few immediate friends.
This service was marked by the great
est Of simplicity. seiiie conducted b.
PresiGeni. Roberts. a fraternity broth
er of Nshe deceased son of Colby, who
tead several passages of Scripture aud
then gave the Lords Prayer.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-04-29
pENOBSCO CT.
ETNA.

+. L. DWeliT. formerly 81 Eina, WIZ
has been very ILL., died. Saturday night
at lis home in Newport. where he had
lived for good number of Years Ills
a6e #as Il years. 4 widow, who has
been III for a good many Years, I've
daughters, Ada BI22ea ii Ftaa, Ellen
Webendaughter nf Pittsas1G William
and George of Newport and Walter
Dwelly of Etna, who lives on the home
place, survive
MI. and Mrs. John Downs were n
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. e. q. SpaIld.
ing, sunday. for the day.
Mrs. Eddie Jordan and baby went tc
HartIand, Monday, to visit her aunt.
Mis-. Bertha Friend was recently Al
the tonne Of her sister, Cora Dyer, foi
the day.
Charles Dyer and Eugene II. Rus
sell were at Gorinna, Sunday return
ing home the same day.
Roy Saunders is at his home NJ New
port.
Mr. and Mrs, Fred Graves were ut
he home OF his brother, Charles
Graves IT Damarens. Saturday eve
ains. 1T a Surprise party, given by rel
atiXeS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-04-29

advertised for such cases and / sent and
got bottle. 1t did me so much good
that kept on taking it and found it to
be all you claim. | recommend your
Compound to all women afflicted as |
was. - Mrs. +. p. MuLLEkpoRR, Mum
ford, Alabama. -
An Honest Dependable Medicine
is Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. A Root and Herb medicinebriy-
mated nearly forty years ago by Lydsi
+. Pinkham of Lynn, Mass, for con.
trolling female ills.
Its wonderful success in this line has
made it the safest and most dependable
medicine of the age for women and no
woman suffering from female ills does
herself justice who does. not give It a
trial
If You have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia E.Pinklam Nj
(coniidentiaD Lynn. Mass, for adj
wee. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman,
and held III strict confidence.