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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-06

children on the school census this
year bring in "a revenue Of Sal each
To their respective districts. This pr
mary money can be used only Tor
teachers wages and the payment Of
high school tuition 90 eighth grade
graduates
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-06

section Of track made from the first
steel rails manufactured in the United
States. The John Bull is the oldest
intact locomotive in this country. In
length al service, IL is doubtful if il
would have To- take second place Ia
Gny. Another, however has the hon
or of being the oldest in America.
The famous pioneer of travel was
completed by George Stevenson at his
workshop in Newcastle on-Tyne, Eng
land. late in 1880. II was built for the
named Engine No /, and later chris
tened John Bull" 1t was shipped to
Philadelphia on the Allegheny July Il,
1891
In the presence of the New Jersey
Legislature, the governor and more
than score of United States senator's.
the John Bull made its first trip over
steel strap rails from Bordentown, Pa.
where railroad monument now
stands. IL was piloted by Isaac Dripps.
From November, 1881, the now famous
engine remained In active service,
nearly eight hours a day, until the
close of the civil war. Ii was splen-
did piece of Workmanship, but natur-
ally somewhat crude, according Ia
present day standards. Those famil-
lar with the engine which now< pulis
"A train of 4 dozen ears at "a milc-a-
minute clip wonder how in the world
this bit of junk operated successfully
| II was somewhat altered and added "a
during all these years, ut substah
TALLY il is the same rs when 1t lett
the shops of the famous Stephenson
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-06

In this day of rushing locomotives
and luxurious electric lighted Pullman
ears, the ordinary traveller hardly re-
Allies that just 20 years ago the first
steam locomotive in America made its
maiden run,
Uncle Sam has carefully and thor
cughly gathered together evidences
and illustrations of railroad progress
in the United States and dedicated to
the memory of those once steel mon
sters" large corner in the old build
ing of the National museum. The col
lection is undoubtedly one of the most
magnificent exhibits in the world.
At any time Of the day one may find
score of visitors examining the two
largest locomotive engineering relics
IN the Transportation section. the loco
motives John Bulr and "Southhridge
Lion" Although these are the only
two real locomotives in the collection,
others that have marked railroad pro-
gress from the time of coach drawn
by horses Ia the present day rushing
monsters are represented by models.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-08-06
Daddy 'sBedtirne
The Clever
Crabber and the
Giant Crab.
Story.

with grandpa ana
! i OF II
lived at seashoe
! Il
The evening world., 1913-10-04

Of the convened players
Summer has come; their companies
have dlsbanded. and they take their
rest In their favorite caravansary,
while they besiege the managers for
engagements for the coming season.
At this hour OF the afternoon the
days work OF tramping the rounds OF
the agents ohices Is over. Past you.
a. you ramble distractedly through the
mossy halls. nit audible visions Of
houris, with veiled. starry eyes, hying
tag ends Of things and a swish OF silk.
bequeathing to the dull Railways an
odor Of gayety and memory Of frangt.
panni. Serious young comedians, with
versatile Adams apples. gather In door
ways and talk OF Booth. Far-reaching
from somewhere comes the smell of
ham and red cabbage. and the crash
OF dishes on the American plan,
The indeterminatc hum OF life IN the
Thalia Is enlivened by the discreet pop
ping-at reasonable and salubrlous in
tervals-of beer bottle corks Thus
punctuated, life in the genial hostel
scans easily-the comma being the IA
vorte mark. semicolons frowned upon
and periods barred.
Miss D'Armande's room was a small
one There was room for her rocker
between the dresser and the washstand
II II were placed longitudinally. on
the dresser were It's usual a,coutre-
ments, plus the ex-leading lady's col
lectei souvenirs OF road engagements
and photographs OF her dearest and
best professional friends
At one OF these photographs shs
looked twice or thrice as she darned
and smiled friendllly.
I'd Ike 10 know where Lee Is tust
this minute" she said. half aloud
II YOU had been privileged 10 view IN,
photograph thus hattered, you woul,
have thought at the first glance that yol
saw the picture OF many-petalleC
white flower blown through the air by
storm. But the floral kingdom wa,
not responsible for that swirl OF petal
Gus whiteness,
You saw the flmy, brief skirt OF Mis-,
Rosalie Ray as she made q complet.
heels-over-head turn IN her wistaria- -en
twined swing. far out from the stage
high s6ovs the heads oe the sudisace
The evening world., 1913-10-04

ney, to give up his position as moving
picture cowboy and become the captain
OF an ocean liner.
The fact that your son sidney can
play the plano and has been a mesmer-
lists horse" or subject. and can stay In
a state OF cataleptic trance in store
windows for a fortnight at a time. would
doubtless be of great help to him In
navigating a ship, but before Sidney in
duces his friend, VINO has a little money
10 invest, to buy an ocean liner for him.
I would advise Sidney TO 20 to one OF
the ocean steamship companies IN New
York and borrow a medium sized twin
screw steamer and practise crossing the
ocean with 1t a few times before he de-
cldcs.
The great success your son sidney has
made as moving picture cowboy be-
cause he can roll a cigarette with one
hand presages q prosperous career for
him as commander OF an ocean liner,
Mrs. slavnskys fear that her son
must submit himself to be tattooed all
o,er before he can become q sailor.
because she saw a sailor in dime mu-
scum so tattooed, In groundless. Tattoo
.ns is now entirely done away with In
the merchant marine. All sailors are
now only compelled to decorate them
solves With nautical designs. such ~
The evening world., 1913-10-04
BY O. Henry
'bxl. (. BIyans|
/ y Vic

I thought you'd quit the stasA, Lee. n
ma about yourseif"
Ro,aIie settled herss,f With a sh1lNa
vrIyyl. an the ton Of Mis-. Arme nA~i.
vsrJrobo trunk ana leaned h"r M
s9aIn.t ths nanered vail From ~
hsh,t nm. can n.rn.t.,,c n.Ss~S
iadlss and their sisters nsLs th.msivsS
"a comfortah,s A thoash a.. AseS0
s,mchair. smhrsc.d ,h.u
.T'w .o,n1 10 81, vnw Y.~>.s
.aN -,,,h .,,.,.s,v .s rxo,i. - -
c.,s,sSslv ,..i.ned ,ocr IN hs. vsss9sS
ssce "knd than 20. morrnv ri S1s
81. IA pro.S-.. .,., ..,. .ah
sows ro,. n.Int ~ .A~ ch.,- 4. ~
.-.n,.. sw =. avS~I. ia "a
snv ,,u. IN ,h. ,a.. ,h,s. Tc.srT ~
The evening world., 1913-10-04
tCopyrisht. 1911. by Doubleday. Page 4

1) IsS LYNNETTE D'ARMANDE
M.X turned her back on Broad
NJ way. This was but TT for tat
because Broadway had often
done the same thing to Miss
D'Armande still, the ''tats" seemed to
have II, for the ex-leading lady OF the
''Rsaping the walrlw!nd" company had
evsrything TO ask OF Broadway. while
there was no vlce-versa.
So Miss Lynnette D'Armande turned
the back OF her chair to her window
tha& overlooked Broadway. and sat
down to stitch In time the Isle thread
he'd Of a black silk stocking. The tu-
uult and glitter o' the roaring Broad
Vsy beneath her window had no charm
for her; what she greatly desired was
/ Che stHling air OF n dressing room on
MAJ fairyland street and the roar OF an
audience gathered In that capricious
quarter. In tac mean time those stock
ings must not be neglected. SILK does
wear out so. but-after all. isn't 1t Just
the only goods there is?
Ths Hotel Thala looks on Broadway
a Marathon looks on the sea, II stands
like . gloomy cliff above the whirlpool!
whore the tides of two great thorough
fayoa clash. Here the player-bands
gather at the end OF their wanderings,
to loosen the buskn and dust the sock.
Thick In the streets around II are book
ing offices, theatres. agents. schools. and
the lobster palaces to which those
thesny paths lead
Wandering through the eccentric halls
- tha dim and fustN Tlalia Won seem
The evening world., 1913-10-04

Mr.. Jarr Engages to Bring Home
A Menagerie for Harlem Flat

to them, while the presence OF q cellar
causes them to shed ali their wool and
moan N way that would break your
heart to hear,
| mark what you say regarding how
you would appreciate II II | would shoot
set OF furs for your married sister.
but am sorry TO say that this Is the
nesting season for furs down here. and
the law forb!ds their being hunted. for
fear the little furs will perish II the
parent furs are Killed, and hence cannot
bring the Wild succotash to them upon
which these harmless but beautiful little
creatures subs'st
! also note that your little son ley
wishes me 10 bring him home a pirate
o' which my lIt,le boy wrote him; a.
haD.t Of tho wld pirate OF these lat!-
tudes IN burying treasure,
At This tine OF year, | am sorry u
say, pirates are not In season. shall
be glad, however, to bring you soms
bahamas from the banana Islands. also
mougoosc "a beautiful bird OF Ja'
malca, that Is now in fun pumage).
shall also be- glad to bring you severu
OF their YOUNG, or, as they are called
! here monsosl.ngs
/ The mandrake. another curious tropl
cal bird, makes nee pet when stewed
but II should always be stewed In run
or sherry shall also be glad 10 br!ni
your little lay home shark or two
II he will promise to be gentle viii
them. Sincerely yours,
EDWARD JARR.
The evening world., 1913-10-04

anchors. ropes. capstans, m"rmaids.
snakes, fat ladies', SC. by pyrography
or burnt leather work
After Sidney has had these des gns
burned over his facade he must tint
them In dull pastel shades,
When 1, ls too stormy for him, az
captain. TO go on deck. he can go to the
back portion OF the ship and let the lady
Passengers copy the pictures in art
stitch or bead work. This kills time At
sea and makes any lire popular with
the ladies'.
As 10 your wife being anxious that I
bring her home couple OF Old cigar
boxes full OF pearls and diamonds, |
can only say that ! would have been
more than glad TO do so. but I forgo,
to bring any cigar boxes with me. This
Is not my fault. Slavinsky. You should
have given me several boxes ~ cigars
before ! loft. Don't let it happen aga.n,
am also very sorry viii not be able
10 bring home an alligator and a rh!-
noceros TO your little boy lay, I am
glad to hear that the janltor has prom
ised to let him keep them In the cellar,
and that Izzy expects to pay for the
food and clothing OF the alligator and
rhinOceros by charging his little play
mates In the nelghborhood a cent apiece
70 ride the tractable creatures around
IN the cellar.
But for that very reason ! cannot
bring home the animals In question
The natives here keep them in chimneys
where they fatten them for market. bu,
the yerv air of q Ianli~>~ - e.rtaiu heath
The evening world., 1913-10-04
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har ~, me-. Wv ''"s' "''"
r.v.,,,.s minutes ..
n,AS" Ia .na: "s ~.
L- ,n ,N. 10
thers we,. ,harn ~. ne a. ne. ano,
Do,ht M, tba, n a. lie R.v
A, m. ,hr,ii cornm.nA - .n,., sh. d;S
no. win soInethinr of a tiysd nuttey.
and dDnoed a heavv handbas ON the
IN q loose travel.stained automo bilsisss
coat, closely tied brown vei with yard
long. nytng ends. gray walking suit and
The evening world., 1913-10-04

Epistle G-To Isddor Slorinsky. Gdeier,
Wholesale and Rotail Dealer IN FiGin
and Fanny Glass, JoLbin0 Attended 10.
Estimates CheerJully Gwen. From
Edpdrd Jdrr, TOURING Panama and
the West Indies.
Dear Slavinsky-Your interesting let
ter with bill inclosed in which (the let
ter not the b!lD YOU wished me a pleas
ant trip and free from all care and
worry and notified me II did not send
you sixty cents for putting IN a 2xls
light, Aug. 10 last you would bring
suit. Is to hand.
Also, | hardly know what 10 say In
reply to your question as 10 how much
u twin screw steamship costs, and II I
think II would psy your eldest son. SD
The evening world., 1913-10-04

mainly masculine patrons OF select
vaudeville hundred hands raised with
the hope OF staying the Night Of tho
brilliant aerial token,
Forty weeks OF the best circuits this
act had brought Miss Rosalie Ray for
each OF tao years. She did other things
during her twelve ninutes--a cong and
The evening world., 1913-10-04

II vas soon 10 slide and become "a soar
ing and covatod guerdon--then II was
that the audience rose In It's seat as a
single manor presumably sD-and In
dorsed the specially that made Miss
Rays name "A fnvorite in the booking
Offices.
At the end Of the two years Miss RAY
The evening world., 1913-10-04
The N emento 0 0 O 0 n r.

You saw the cameras Inadequate rep
resentatlon Of the graceful. strong kick,
with which she, at this exciting mo-
ment, sent dying, high and far the
yellow silk garter that each evening
spun from her agile limb and descended
upon the delighted audience below,
You saw. too, amid the black-clothed.
The evening world., 1913-10-04
The Jtory Of Jecret Couvenir
E find What Its Discovery Led To.

dance. limitations Of two or three ac-
tors who are hut limitations them
selves, and II balancing feat with II step
ladder and feather dustcr, but when the
blossom-decked swing was let down
from the flies. and Miss Rosallc spranS
smiling into the seat. with the golden
circ!et conspicuous in tho place whence
The evening world., 1913-10-04

~ y; G.: u = y: o. s;s sIsi ws'S
The evening world., 1913-10-04

h IsS LYNNETTE D'ARMANDE
turned her back on Broad
way. This was but TT for tat,
because Broadway had often
. done the same thing to Miss
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-08-02
THE
= WOMANS PART By A. WRIGHT Fox

TFINsrORp -5ops ~. head
r. Ns1 AS r7' made fo Eve
alone no aI7fsd ssp'e1'v .4-d
i- hole IKE his fems@ compan'lrsh.p
SONS so.f .. us.s-sa- DO .alssd.
ta1c1sf re ashes from uis g. 20 and
stared rsfsclta.v in'o mo f-op.. u.xht
Myrisds o. sfs-s sDa1ElsI frr 49,. turn
~ 60 mo veY - je0sIs and beyond
80 c.fv.nE .~f Of Gsir. 'Imb.sd fbe
moon &c. nts-lHarKuz 500. dotted bore
and 'rr-e rI'H rudy points o. fEaf The
ar hsf 'sIrf s'fsnEflr fsun scent %
narfgo 4. SOS and again came tho
wine ~ sons prov ~ par'7r d1E 0r
'airf hoarfs ruffer '.or 80 co1|a ines
o'hsrviss ne n'Ehf ras gpss~s'sf ~ a
slsncs a. ~ the sra-e
fyinF nigh Hse'r aniIred frsderIv
~ anf .ousei from sHsfrsr 0u. ieI-n-
'off Ieanef '0rTa-f ard FFff 4s he
Eias' with 'o1a fl- drank lan 49, On
~ 'ss' md Gaming aEainsf me rorar
s. -s.i oossf DOM 90 Uf3bv- -srss-4
fa~e % sOns 'nDa'isnr~
mean 70 oid rsn ne -s.f .rt.s
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-08-02

'fHA".'. 100 uefonsniro. 4 cream and roses
hud ntfh 'He lOneafcet blue ewes
..' "- looked info O. mani. soul D.
. .+a. '"ru FEB. he- & suo.fu never have
-'i.t 'H.s hol five mirlfcs. onit The
Thought ~ getting boz .D9.p l4. has n,ad.
. I'f-s.n." fhs' and saes- herd work
nero vas q fo''s'er ou tho pafl hclou.
fhi IlEht esuug round sIHrnI.
IHt .uu. Lake, Ae Gallo.
ItA" ..s assistant. mounted fle stems
a'1d'i .Irfi. '1 Iia'm-fr-f. 1t. fool. .eff,
''',"i a i"ffer over fre 'afIr tp ufrh,
Fey. m" '0 holy .nd,tidu... .e MIXED h.r
-"' usnk and WiukcI wuu.nfruv al
i"I1It'ori as pighv without word
Ifn"i ~ uf1 fIs Bungalow
Gone Tor tho night Lake commented
f" Eo' e lrt.r f1r Cameron. too and
.'n' Er1uoHInnn r..or1 NHI rou come.
I."t vHlf of f.g.fhs.
Too Hr HHreaI'N Hehirf f.rr f.rr...r-
NfH "ac'Iref-. irEat Ur,rrI .re ..ffrf
Nni 'r.t .- nIa. ur send
NJ, boar 1n rate 'u-' CO., tou-
"''r. OBJ -at tuu Wiz ba home bt Notom.
."r and DO uas frightened ur far-.bl,
'''N 'fr 'n' .Hr' I'.Hs. f...f t. rrr.t
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-08-02

Total ... c.ooool00o) microbes
H'1o's' '1.s vaccine vas designed p-i.
marty '.. t." '--rcH army its Use Is not 70.
s.-..'"i f'r -n'iese Every MONDAY morn.
.7F -' ' rr.oes %. Vincent receives q. Nal.
.e''rtcn iDsr. al e.. civilians vh0 Wish % 10
'atri1'''4 81 Increasing number o. them
a-e going t.e-c f1~ treatment
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-08-02
The Microbes When Killed for
Uss in the Anti-Typhoid
Vaccine.
aIeI a. f0IIONs .

messs treatment @1to0UOoO0 sterilized mi.
CroOeS divided ~ into four injections seven
-ay1 apart. The strength o. the injections is
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-08-02

vincent discovered that anti.typhoid vaccine
y inOst effective II Il is Vhat he calls poly
Va4en'' that u 10 say. having the strength O:
many races He therefore makes "A prepare
i'on from twelve or more families o. microbes
lie prepares a culture OF these different m.
csones IN eighteen hours. This Is what scien-
tsts call young" culture. In this sho-.
space % iimo the secretions o, the microba
nave not been very abundant. and therefore
re culture has only feeble vruleuce In.
stead ~ killing them with heat. DR.. Vincent
'1en adds ethe-. At the end o. four hours
he microbes are dead. They are separated
rom the ether hy simple evaporation
To- early experiments made D.. Dr Vfncrr,
re lad that guinea pigs injected with this
vaccine resisted NEGOTIATIONS OF living p. .c~ohes
stonE enough 90 Nil guinea pigs 4l:,h had
only been protected With vaccine s..4i!..tI bv
eating
The vaccine prepared NV Dr. Vincea. con.
.f.ts Ao'"9'N'o microbes 10 cubic cent
nf'r" y the ~ robes ara less at.c.uated
I7n 70 me heated vaccine. a smaller number
H -s' He Injected. d. Vincent in erts 600.
''''' only. divided into four infections Al
b." o.. t'.t af 7'fca DAYS and graded a. follows.
ls' -n'a ''nn 2"0. u0n 600 mIcr1bp-
-.t .Hc''.I t"n. 600 600 u..erohse
g.. .r.e.'l1a. snp. uDOn pp microbes
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14

Commenting on speech by Col
Roosevelt in Buenos Aires the N,NI
York World says
Roosevelt 20 the Col. Roosevelt
South Americans. has delivered his
message to the
South Americans After patterninc
their government in the main on that
Of the United States, they are solem-
My warned that they have taken for
model plan that has been tested ani
failed. Having succeeded at last after
many vicisitudes in establishing stabil.
ity Of government, they are piouslN
warned that courts and legislatures
are to be distrusted and that stability
and change are to be cherished as
the ideals of free people.
No doubt the South Americans real.
ize that what Col Roosevelt calls his
political creed has not yet replaced
the old constitutional forms and meth
DDS of government of the United States
and that the innovation that he ad-
voeates have failed to find favor in
his country. Before they engage in
the experiments that he urges they
may ask, not with discourtesy. how
likely his own countrymen are at this
moment to indulge his personal taste
for novelties and patent medicines. =
Before the Colonel proceeded to en-.
tighten the Argentine public as to
what it must demand of its govern
ment to be truly progressive it may
express a legitimate curiosity as TO the
correctness of the eminent lecturers
view that this republic is a fraud and
its people ripe for revolution under
his leadership. 1t will not be strange
l. the South Americans are somewhat
bewildered after listening to his in
spired message. Even his most de-
voted worshippers at home have suf-
fered from confusion in attempting to
keep up with him in his political wan
derings as a prophet.
&A~~s%IS~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
FROM THE PEOPLE
WANTS \ ROUNDUP HALL.

Editor East Gregonian:
In reorganiz;ng the library. why
can't the Commercial association and
the Roundup people get together and
build a Roundup Hall just north Of
the bridge. The city has ample
ground for building 5Ox1oO feet.
This would give large room in al.
most the center of town for all pub
lie meetings. rest and reading room
for transient visitors, for men espec-
tally that wear the overalls They
have no place now but the saloons.
Everybody for Roundup Hall!
JESSE FAILING.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
BY THE SCISSORS
II REMEMBER MY MOTHER" ."

William Rose Benet.
| remember my mother
In the deep still night time,
When books were on the shelves
again
And toys We're put away,
When the moonlight filled my bed
room
And the shadow-time, the flight
time
OF happy. sleepy memories
Remade the merry daT.
How soft the door was opened,
How swift she stole upon me.
With covers for my carelessness,
Awake enough to see
Her silver dress of silentness,
Her wistful brows tina won me;
To feel her touch upon me,
And the way she looked at me!
The book that always slipped from
bed -.
Was smiled upon and taken.
The clothes that lay both far and
near
Were folded on the chair.
And last she kissed me lightly.
SO lightly-not to waken,
And her white arms were about me
And her soft dark hair.
And charger borne afar that night
Through spectral lands and lonely,
With elves close riding
For some dungeoned castle-keep,
| thought. MY pretty Mother!
/ wear her favor only"
l thought, my lovely Mother"
And smiled in my sleep.
Even with abundance Of free raw
material some men are unable to make
good.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14

A stranger, being somewhat low In
funds, walked in briskily. II under
stand that | can get things charged
here" he said, addressing one of thn
employees
Only storage batteries" rep ed
he other man.-Judge.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
She Knew Where They We're.

Hubby" announced Mrs. Stylover,
I'm going downtown tomorrow
morning to see the new hats"
You forget" her husband remind
ed her Tomorrow is Sunday and
the stores will be closed
who said anything about stores ?"
she asked. I'm going to church"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
An ODtinnist.

Sammy was not prone tc oyer-Cv-
ertion in the classroom; therefore his
mother was both surprisei ana 49,
lighted when he came home one
noon with the announcement: Il
got 100 this morning"
That's lovely, Sammy" exclaimed
the proud mother. What was it in 81
Fifty in reading and so in 'rirh-
metic," was Sammy's reply.-Lippi,I-
colts
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
MethOdical.

"Is your client going to peal IN
sanity?"
II haven't decided" replied tn
lawyer He wants to look the
ground over and see which is the
easiest to escape from, the prison o,
the asylum. Washington Star
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
Definition.

Father" said the small boy. what
is a demagogue?"
"A demagogue, my son. is a bril-
liant and convincing speaker who
wanders away and gets ideas with
which you disagree. Washington
Star.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
Captured.

Isn't that beautiful island in the
foreground"
"Entrancing. That's called the
Isle of Yew."
'Why. Mr.. Montague. Tha. is 70
su!den!"--Chicago Tribrne.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
Rad Luck.

First Chauffeur-Do you ia nk Il
Is ted luck to run over a cat?
second Chauffeur--Mayb, i isr
b1d luck, but I'd rather rEn 'Ser
tt.er guys than one csi
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
Real Talent.

Frost-What makes him so sue
cessful a theatrical manager?
Snow-He knows a bad thing when
he sees il.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14

wife explored my pockets last
night"
What did she find?"
Material for a lecture"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-11-14
IN MIRTHFUL VEIN
Proof.

Proof.
why do you say that Brown is
smarter than you are?"
Why, you see, he had a chance
once 20 marry my wife-and didn't" "