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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05
Collecting Antiquities.

Slopay received n card on which
was engraved Prof. Brace, Anti.
quariHn."
He know no such person. so his
curiosity led him to receive him.
What is your businoss. profess
sor2' he asked politely.
4 ara a collector of antiquities.
80 Imagined. And how can !
serve you?"
ny paying a deposit on this little
bin you have owed for more than
ihroo years. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05
Many Happy Returns.

Guest Delightful party you are
having tonight. old fellow.
liost-Yes. I'm giving n 10 my
wife. II IL the twelfth anniversary
Of her thirtioth birthday Harper =
HRxar
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05
JOSH WISE SAYS:

"rh' beeleys-
port fire engine
house 10 tn kind
% fire n Of n o
house with q pad.
lock on TN door
ard IN key Gown
al tn other eod
Of the village In
a real estate Of
flee.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05
PARIS FEARS FLoor

PARIS, Feb. With The ~
In the Seine mounting aha. /
inches an hour today, Paris fss,
repetition u the disastrous 49,
Of the winter OF 1901. Man, !
the streets IN the suburbs - \
ready under water.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05
A LOVER OF JUSTICE.

Editor The Star: In your Issue
OF January 20 you published a letter
from a man who signs himself
Lonesome Husband" lie says
that we crticise corporations and
employers too much
He says that he has been here
three years. and at the end OF two
more years he hopes 20 have saved
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05

How did you get your training
as a lady's maid. Hortense7''
Wei, ma'am. ! used Co tend ba.
bles."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05

EIGHTEENTH ANNUAL h.u ]
Wilson's Modern business earl.j
will be given OF Reddings Or
Anne hall. III First ay. W
Thursday evening. The 49,
will start at 3 O'Clock. ''
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05
More Natural.

Eieia-Aftor wash my face !
look In the mirror to see II rs
clean. Don't your
Bobby: Don't have TO- I look at
the Boston Transcript.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05

Boss. my wife thinks I'm on.
Titled 10 a raise"
II I knew MS little about your
office work as your wife does. !
might think so. too"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05
los ANGELFA For aavlnp her

IFFo NEFNFTlTll7f OF NHNTHF NNf
lO.yearold brother, Philip, from
drowning, Dorothy Ratbbonn. II. Is
the heroine OF Venice today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05
Best Short
STORIES
of the Day
He Had One.

He Had One.
Now. Bobby" said the teacher.
"if | gave you a rabbit and Susie
gives you a rabbit. how many will
you have2"
Three. ma'am."
"Three2 How do you get thai
answer? How many does one and
ono maker
Two. mA'am; but | have one Of
my own at home"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05
The Great Toruble.

What want" said tho young
man. lis TO got married and have
peaceful. quiet home"
We'll" replied his wiser and
older friend. sometimes It works
that way and sometimes it's like
Joining a debating society"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05

Editor The Star: In answer 10
he Fremont fireman's letter print
cd in The Star OF Jan. go wish
20 Aay that wonder n this man will
ever realize how disgusting bis let
ter Was TO all thinking people.
In his opinion a woman is not ~
20 vote or have any say In the laws
under which she Is forced to live
! would like him 10 explain how !,
Ii thai a woman who - not III TO
vote can rear a son who la
would hate 10 think that my
sister was not able 10 cast az In.
telligent a vote as myself Com.
mon sense ought to tell one that
woman should have the ballot. II for
no other reason than that she Is a
human being.
nNEU nF TIfgTfTE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-02-05

for CLEARING tbs price must Dos
lively DO regulated by law, other
wise BY the time the purchaaiug
commiss toner's go forth 10 appraise
prospective land they Will remem-
Der only that Mr.. A., whose land
they are inspecting. VAS the
ataunch supporter ~ the Hon. Mr.
B., mo state senator or repre-.
sentative who recommended their
appointment on the commission.
Why not limit tho price Of any
piece OF land 10 n certain percent
age higher than the valuation the
owner has been giving 10 the as.
SCISSOR for the past five years AZ It's
true and sworn valuation
CHAB. FREEMAN.
70s Il. G9th.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Saws Seven Hours Sleep ENOUGH.

Cincinnati. - "Seven hours sleep
is all that is necessary for any
human being and if obtained regu-
larly in certain hours nightly will
keep the body and mind in healthy
state" said Coroner Foertmayer,
famed throughout the country as an
authority on criminology.
much of the disease of today is
due to too much or too little sleep,
A person who sleeps over seven hours
has had too much rest. Men and
women who commit crime are as a
rule long sleepers. Their minds grow
weak from too much sleep and they
acquire the don't care habit, which
often results in crime"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Former soIon in Fist Fight.

Waverly. - Former Representative
George B. Nye and County Sur
veyor T. B. Christian came to
blows in the Office of the latter, as
the result of Christians refusal to
continue to survey timber lands which
Nye has been buying in this vicinity.
When Nye first began buying up
this land. the county paid for its sur
vey by the county official, but when
this practice began to prove too ex-
pensive to the county, the prosecutor
enjoined any further payments. Sur
veyor Christian thereupon called upon
Nye for payment for work already
done, but was turned down cold.
Later Christian posted notices about
town, advertising his bill against
Nye for sale. When one Of these
notices came to the former solon's
attention, he went at once to Chris.
tian's office and started trouble. The
men were separated before any seri
GUS damage was done to either of the
participants.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13

tors from whom I received only tempo
rary relief. I decided to give Lydia E.
Pinl1ham's Vegetable Compound fair
trial and also the Sanative Wash. Ihave
now used the remedies for four months
and cannot express my thanks for what
they have done for me.
eff these lines will be of any benefit
you have my permission to publish
them. - Mrs. SADIE WILLIAMS, 455
James Street, Elkhart, Indiana.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and herbs,
contains no narcotic or harmful drugs,
and to-day holds the record of being the
most successful remedy for female ills
we know of, and thousands of voluntary
testimonials on file in the Pinkham
laboratory at Lynn, Mass, seem to
prove this fact.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinkham'S Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia Z. .Pinkham Medicine Co.
(cOnfidential) Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by woman
and held in strict confidence.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Library RetrothaI.

Inscriptions in complimentary copies
Of learned works do not always serve
the graceful purpose to which one
was dedicated by the celebrated Pro
fessor Wilson of Edinburgh.
When the suitor for the hand OF
Professor Wilson's daughter had
gained the young woman's approba
ton, she of course referred him to
her father. Having stated his case
the young gentleman was asked to
bid the young lady to come to hel
father. Her obedience was prompt.
Professor Wilson had before hin
for review a ponderous volume. or
the fiy-leaf Of which was duly in
scribed. with the authors compli
ments"
He tore this fiy-leaf out, pinned II
to his daughters dress, solemnly let
her to the anxious lover-and went
back to his work-Youth's Compan
ion.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
HAVE YOU TRIED THIS7
Simple Prescription Said to Work
Wonders for rheumatism.

ANSNN~NSNNNseSNNsNsN
THIS has been well known to the
best doctors for years as the quickest
and most reliable cure cbtainable for
rheumatism and backache. II has been
published here for several winters and
hundreds of the worst cases cured by
gist get one ounce OF Toris compound
I'm original sealed package) and one
ounce OF syrup of Sarsaparilla COM
pound. Take these two ingredients
home and put them into a half pint Of
good whiskey. Shake the bottle and
take a tablespoonful before each meal
and at bedtime" Results come the
FIRST day II your druggist does not
have Toris Compound in stock he will
get II I'm a few hours from his whole
sale house. Don't be Influenced to take
some patent medicine instead OF this.
Insist on having the genuine Toria
compound in the original, one-ounce
sealed, yellow package. Published by the
Globe Pharmaceutical laboratories oi
Chicago.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
OHIO HAPPENINGS
TOLD IN BRIEF
Judge Richards UphOIds Cor
rupt Practice Act.
FORMER sOLON IN FIGHT
Hypnotlsm Was Successfully Used as
an Aid to the Robbery Of
Groeeryman at Canton
Wounds His Rival.
uphoIds corrupt PraetIees Act.


Steubenville. In deciding the
motions to quash indictments against
Jefferson county politicians and can
didates, Judge r. G. Richards held
the Kimble corrupt practices act
constitutional and sustained the pro-
cedure of the attorney general and the
prosecuting attorney. The court up
held the officials in every particular
except where indictments were found
for filing false expense accounts and
exceeding campaign expense limits.
In these instances he ruled that pc.
titions specifying charges are nee
essary.
The judges construction Of the law
quashed two indictments against John
G. Belknap, probate judge-elect; one
against John A. Mansfield, defeated
candidate for state representative;
one against Samuel r. Stark, county
treasurer-elect; one against w. c,
Brown, prosecutor-elect. The court
because of Indebtedness Quashed an
indictment against Henry F. LawleT
and A. F. Bernier for offering bribe
The indictments upheld were two
against Belknap for presenting a shot
gun to an elector, one against Ira
Blackburn for offering an organ to a
church, one against Stark for giving
an organ, three against Postmaster
Richard Gibson for unlawful expendi
lures for several candidates, one
against James ellison for giving beer
in exchange for political influence or
behalf of his brother, John F. Gibson
who was elected state representative
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
MlsbrandIna DRUG Measure.

An important measure that is on
the house calendar is the Schaeffer
bill to amend section 1854 of the gem
eral code, relative to the misbranding
of drugs.
II proposes to amend the Ohio law
OF, this subject SO as TO conform to the
fcderal enactment known as the Shir.
ley act. It would make a claim In
the label of a drug or proprietary ar
ticle, that it has a curative or thera-
peutic quality that It has not, mis-
branding, and subject the seller to the
penalty Tor misbranding
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
70 Give Prisoners Schooling.

Representative Carroll of Franklin
introduced a bill providing for the es-
tablishment of school for prisoners
in the Ohio penitentiary. 1t requires
state board Of administration to es-
tablish such school and to employ
the necessary teachers. It is provided
that there shall be at least three
hours school work in six days Of the
week, Sunday being excluded. Each
prisoner is to be entitled to one
months diminution Of sentence for adj
yancemeat in grade that Is made IN
his case Lie prisoners are excepted.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Wounds His Rival.

Marion. - AS sequence to riv-
airy for the affection of Ma
rion woman, Thomas Sparrow shot
and mortally wounded Michael Dupie
at Owens, five miles south Of here,
Dupie whipped Sparrow at night and
called next day to repeat act. When
Sparrow refused to respond to the in
vitation to leave his house, Dupie
started fire at his front door. Spar.
row opened the door and fire a re-
volver, the ball penetrating Dupie's
left lung.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13

Canton. - Hypnotism was sue
cessfully used as an aid to rob-
berry by fashionably dressed woman,
who made a victim of Charles Sturm,
81, a grocer on North Cherry-st. This
is the conclusion reached by the po-
lice and others connected with what
Canton authorities call the strangest
case on record here.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Anti-spear Fishing Laws.

On the ground that greedy and un-
scrupulous fishermen make mockery
Of the anti-spear fishing laws, SEN
ator Haas proposes real "stinger"
in the way of legislation. He intro
dnced bill in the senate making 1t
absolutely unlawful to spear fish in
4 - The present law permits the
o~ Aers of land abutting upon streams
and reservoirs to spear, and also gives
them the right to permit others to do
so on their premises. Senator Haas
holds that this law is being made
sport of.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Rssurrscts Old Question.

The slogan raised in the legisla-
ture by Senator William A. Weygandt
of Portage county regarding the
canals, has resurrected the same ques.
tion that has for two generations
troubled every session Ct every gen.
eral assembly. Senator Weygandt's
slogan is-"Sell the canals and with
the proceeds build better roads," The
Portage county senator figures that
the state ought to get at least $780,.
100000 for its canals. Distributed
among SS counties this would mean
$685. 900 for each.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
MEASURES PASSED
HOUSE.

Schaefer Of cuyaho9a-peelarIns mis-
branded any package Of drugs falsely la
beied as to curative or therapeutic effect,
unless prescribed by a physician.
Orrlson Of Franklin - Regulating sale
Of berries and other small fruits sold b.
bushel measure.
kessler Of Adams - Authorizing pass
age Of ordinances by council to punish
assault and battery.
Resolution introduced.
DIser Of Mahonlno-ProVldes for con-
stitutIonal amendments for the recall OF
all elective officials.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Seven Hurt Fighting Fire.

Akron. Seven firemen and a
negro janitor severely burned, one
woman overcome by smoke and
the hair burned from the head of John
Mertz, chief of the fire department,
was the, total of injuries suffered in
the fighting of small blaze here.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
WOMAN SICK
FOURTEEN YEARS
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
EIkhart, Ind. :-"I suffered for four
teen years from organic Inflammation,

t e m al Q weakness,
pain and irregulari-
ties. The pains in
my sides were in
creased by walking
or standing on my
feet and / had such
awful bearing down
feelings, W as de-
pressed in spirits
and became thin and
pale with dull, heavy
eyes. had six doc
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13

Cincinnati. Herbert Foster, drlv.
er for an American Express Co.
wagon, was held up and robbed of
1000 in cash, money orders to the
amount o. $4,000 and checes for
$4,000.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Cashier Is a Suicide.

Marion. - Taylor G. McCollister,
sixty-two, cashier of the Pennsyl-
vania railroad office here for 20 years,
committed suicide by drinking carbol-
ic acid. Railway superiors say his
accounts are correst.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Burglar Kills Lake Captain.

Cleveland.-Captain Ralph e. Byrns,
GA, and one of the best known
vessel men on the lakes. was killed in
hand-to-hand fight with burglars in
his home at 1888 Ansel,rd N. r., over.
looking Rockefeller park.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
Improved with first application

IT sent for samples and after the first
application the i:ching and Inflammation
was improved, and kept 1t up night and
morning, and by the, time the sample was
gone she complained very little, so got a
fifty cent jar, and before that was half
gone the trouble had entirely disappear
ed" (Signed) Mrs. Maude Schmechel, 27S7
Presbury Street.
Nothing we can say of Resinol equals
what others, such as Mrs. Schmechel. say
of it. If you are suffering from itching.
burning skin troubles, pimples. black
heads, dandruff, chapped face and hands,
ulcers. boils. stubborn sores. or piles. 1t
will cost you nothing to try Resinol Oint-
ment and Soap. Just send to Dept. S-K,
Resinol Chem. Co., Baltimore, Md, for a
free sample of each. Sold by all drug
gists or by parcel post.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
New Head of coIIeqe

Akron. - DR.. Park r. Kobe, PHI
D., was elected president of Buch.
tel college by the trustees TO sue
ceed the late DR.. A. B. Church
who died in November.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
TORTURED BY UGLY
ITCHING ERUPTION
Doctor Recommended Resinol.
Half of a SOC Jar Cured 1t.

Baltimore, Md. Nov. s, 1s12.-"My little
daughter was taken with very small
spot on the back of her hand. 1t grew
larger and caused her more trouble. When
she would scratch it. it would bleed and
get very ugly looking. so I doctored 1t
myself for about a year. and at last 1t
broke out on both knees, and when she
would go to bed she would scratch, and
was so tortured and suffered so from ths
itching, that I took her to our doctor,
who recommended Resinol Soap and Res
inol Ointment.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
ASSEMBLY WILL
WORK OVERTIME
NOT LIKELY THAT OHIO soLoNs
WILL FINISH SESSION UNDER
THREE MONTHS.
MUCH WORK IS TO Be DONE

Many Measures on Governors Pro-
gram Are Yet in Course Of construc-
tIon-Much Good Legislation VIII
Likely Be Passed at Present Ses-
sion.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13
IYgEIIgdaEaEEINa sSst 81 SEsf Ests

Virginia Farms and Homes
FREE CATALOGUE OF SPLENDID BAReAINs
r. b. cflAFFIN q Co. l.ss 6isAnend. vA
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-02-13

Brink Haven.-1da Frillman, aged
40, is dead of pneumonia. Injured in
infancy, she had spent practically her
entire life in a baby carriage. She
was a constant reader and was versed
in the languages and proficient in
mathematics.
Cincinnati. - Officers Of the Ohio
Humane society began a crusade
against parents who leave children
outside of moving picture theaters
while they attend the shows. The
society was notified that baby was
left unattended in carriage outside a
bth-st moving picture theater for more
than an hour. The child suffered
from cold until its parents came out
Alliance. - While W. A. Thomp'
son slept a burglar took his trous.
ers and he had to telephone te
q clothier for a new pair before he
could go down town to the Peoples
bank, where he is cashier.
Coshocton. .-Coshocton voted down
The proposition of selecting a
commission of Is men to draft
new city charter at the first special
municipal election under the new
home rule amendment to the state
constitution. The measure was de
feated by about two to one.
st. Clairsville. - In suit just
filed, Miss Edna Becker asked
s., 900 damages from the American
Sheet & Tin Plate Co, for the de
stniction OF her personal beauty al
i the result of fall in which her nose
was broken in the Laughlin plant a
Martins Ferry.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-12-04
As Soldier Made Study Of
His Country, With an
Eye to the Future.

inducements he may have offered is
not recorded. But it is recorded that
within two weeks Huerta sent mes
sage of two words to Zegaza, and the
two words were:
"Next Thursday"
Thursday came, and with it came to
the village Zegaza and his band of out
laws. AS soon as they were safely In
the main street detachment Of Huer-
ta's troops suddenly appeared in front
of them and opened fire.
Several Of Zegaza's men toppled from
their saddles and fell to earth dead
Others were wounded, and all were at
once surrounded and placed under ar
rest Zegaza himself, described as
fearless, desperate man. was shot one
week later, Gin an attempt to escape
from prison." according to the report
at the time
News of this sharp, quick, strategic
action reached President Diaz, who
had kept his eye.on Huerta ever since
as lad he entered the military school
at Chapultepec. Soon Lieutenant Colo
mel Huerta was ordered to report at
the palace in Mexico City. Thither he
went and was told to choose what post
be liked best under the war depart
ment.
: Knows Every Inch of Mexico.
His choice was not that of com
manding a garrison in city where he
could attend dinners and balls and
where he could see the drama, asso-
ciate with interesting men and meet
charming women. Instead Of such
post he chose to be appointed chief of
the geographical department--to the
surprise Of all who did not know him
well.
And as soon as possible he again de-
parted from Mexico City, and for an
other period Of ten long years he was
engaged in going from one end of Mex
leo to another, studying the location
Of rivers, plateaus, mountain ranges,
surveying hundreds and thousands of
square miles and becoming intimately
acquainted with every nook and cram
ny and water course Of his difficult
country until, when he once more
emerged in 1902, he probably possess
ed more intimate personal knowledge
of Mexico than any other living man.
He finished this survey and map
making work with the rank of brig
adler general.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-12-04
Notice Of Special.
Election

A special election is hereby
called to be held at the two voting
precincts of the Second Civil Dis
strict Of Cooke County, Tennessee,
on Saturday, December 9Th, 1918,
for the purpose Of selecting a
Justice Of the Peace for said Dis
trict to fill out the unexpired term
of Esq. Ottinger, resigned. And
we hereby appoint the following
officers to hold said election:
PARROTTSVILLE PRECINCT
Holder: D. M. Myers. Judges:
Robert Bell, w. E. Bible and John
Easterly. Clerks: j. L. Myers and
D. @. Basinger. Doorkeeper:
Earnest Jones. Distributor: Mack
Burnett.
LONG CREEK PRECINCT
Holder: James F. Meas. Judges:
M. /. Critselous, W. E. Templin,
Miller Ottinger. Clerks: Will Mills
and R. M. Meas. Doorkeeper: Jas.
M. Easterly. Distributor: j. M.
Ottinger.
This, November 18th, 1918.
GEO. w. GORRELL, Chairman,
F. M. STOKELY,
H. B. ANDERSON,
Commissioners of Election.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-12-04

A healthy man is a king in his
own right; an unhealthy man as
unhappy slave. For impure blood
and sluggish liver, use Burdock
Blood Bitters, On the market 50
years. $1.OO a bottle.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-12-04
Probably Not.

Mrs. Hoyle-"How did your hus-
band get along running the ranch
while you were away?" Mrs. Doyle
well, don't think he will advertise
for position as housekeeper on the
strength Of the record he made
Judge.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-12-04

Il sometimes wonder II life II
worth living" unused the pessi-
mist. 1T Is" replied the optimist.
1T is worth living much better than
most of us live it."-Lippincott's
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-12-04
Pspa Was to ECONOMIC.

TuPA W., g ES0IOs
Small Boy (handing druggist half
dollar) Tive five-cent cigars, and
give me the change" Druggist-"But,
Bob. your father always smokes ten
cent cigars" Small Boy-"Well, he
isn't going to this time."-Life.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1913-12-04
One Little Sin.

It Is astonishing how soon the
whole conscience begins to unravel
IL a single stitch drops; one little sin
INDUCED makes hole you could put
your head through.-Charle Buxton.