Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-14

fuuAftnnh 0io Eoftf ~ 3eitNNAnh.
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sfowycFWeesis.
The following " contributed BY
modest and retiring poetic genius who
atipulatcs hiss name be withheld. Ac-
cordinely we will withheld the nafae
of Tom Morrin II soes something
like this:
There was a man IN our town
Like many other nuyn,
who let the weeds grow on his lot
Unto a grishtful nine.
Till when they reached some forty
feet
Tie couldn't find the gate.
The nelehbors found his bleaching
tstarvatlon was his fate)
From thie We learn the man who
won't
CUT weeds unless he cho0se.ter.
Will have no rnourners wearing weeds
When ne u a dead rooster
So why not do AZ you are told
And cut no weeds refuse-ter?
Get out your trusiy snlckersneo
And try and he q booster.
D.
THE FOREGOING comes under
the technical head " Psychic Trauma.
80 Doc Kaufman says.
o.
MRS. sULzER II suffering from a
case OF nerves Ny. we think her
husband certainly had his nerve.
o.
AMBASSADOR WILSON n a
naughty. naughty boy.
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Importnnt Developments.
The administration ID angered by
the action Of Ambassador Wilson ana
may resort Ia the extreme steps OF
accepting his resignation today In
stead Of tomorrow.
Thorough investigation will be
made 81 the report that Great Brit
aims statement that she recognized
Huerta accidentally wHs made by a
London suffragette.
Administration officials say unof-
ficially that they will not deny an.
/ shentic reports that every. step In the
negotiations will be a mis-siep or
sldestep.
Germany haa been tactfully advised
that any further protection OF Ameri-
cans ia Mexico by the Kaiser's repre-
sentatives Will be regaEaed az Great
lhF an enbarfa esihk siedatioh.
Mr.. Lind is thinking about making
another unofficial date. for purely
private conversation regarding an
earthquake In Tiatlnepantla with the
third assistant minister 81 fomentum.
Frances implied desire not To send
more troops 10 Morocco ~ construed
a. q distinctly friendly net by Secre-
tary Bryan. Importance Is also at
tached TO the fact that Mr Bryan
drank an extra glass ~ grape Juice
yesterday.
THEY HAVE invented crowies'
rooster. We have had a lot of eN'
, perience with the eFgless hen.
o.
BIG CHIEF Murphy Is bad maj
10 hit on the wrist.
D.
Always.
IL he fellow that writes promptest
Waits the longest for his mall;
The fellow that walks fastest
Gets freight DER the slowest ran;
1.-The fellow that pays soonest
Seems 10 never get his check.
And the fellow that's most careful
Always gets caught in the wreck
Judge.
WE NOTE with nl-coneeaied aston
ishment that porch and window
have been eliminated from the tarif
hin on motion 81 Senator smoot Ther'
will be no congressional porch climb
ing, anyhow.
y.
ANYHOW, THE fashions have 81
feotually demonstrated that woman
Is a blped.
QUEEN MARY has decreed that al
court debutnntes be- permitted nec'
exposure Of only one inch. But CIV
some people an inch and they WI
take a square yard.
A ST, LOUIS paper offers a pria
Of si0O for ten good reasons for NOV
ing 10 Missouri Why after" L
make us cachinnate when :, Is wei
known we have painful abrasion
upon our labia7
.
3 1T rs REPORTED that Presldeh
Wilson has had ex-Pregident Tatt
, bathtub removed from the Whiu
house hut this IA not conclusive eV
idence that Mir Wilson can not swim
D.
OUR LATEST theory IL that tn
man with the three-foot gun In IN
restaurant was looking for the maj
who put the trim In matrimony.
L.
or THE mat--quien sabey
-E. ID. J,
Stole q Coat With $500 In it.
Kansas City. Mo, Aug is.'-Ferson
| who laave their belouafnHa IN tnei