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The broad ax., 1913-03-22

For Rent:
AMERICAN APARTMENT
BUILDING,
272S Wabash Ave.
Modern, Steam Heated Apartments.
Every room private, leading off
from private halls, all light and airy.
Three rooms, bath and cabinet
klIcnen S20.OO
Three rooms and bath. ....... 22.00
-Four rooms and bath. ........ $500
Six rooms and bath. 5000
Seven rooms and bath. $500 & 1000
Eight rooms and bath. 1850 & 5000
Apply to
VIM. D. NEIGHBORS & CO.,
Home Security Bank,
3101 So. State st.
Phones, Douglas 81 Auto. 74259
The broad ax., 1913-03-22

so you are going on a striker said
the cafe patron
"Yes," replied the waiter.
Great Scott II have put up with
this place all these years I don't Sc
why you can't"-washington Star.
The broad ax., 1913-03-22

(Seats now. on sale ct 0rches-
ira Hall, Michigan near Adams
The broad ax., 1913-03-22

Riches have wings,
So I've often heard ten.
But Tn eager to know
Have they drumsticks a. wei?
Denver Republican
The broad ax., 1913-03-22

Crawford-To do a thing well, you
know, you must do it yourself.
Crabshaw-But you miss the fun Of
seeing the other fellow work.-Judge.
The broad ax., 1913-03-22

Elsie, what are you Crying IOrs
Elsie-YOu didn't hear Bobby, nam
ma, so / was helping him cry.-St
Louis Republic.
The SHOWS on the ground.
And the bees haven't hived.
But the government seeds
Have already arrived
Detroit Free Press.
Mother after reading pathetic story
Now, Reggie, wouldn't you like to
give your bunny to that poor little boy
you saw today who hasn't any father?
Reggie Cclutching rabbiO-COuldn't
we give him father instead?-Punch.
He didn't think he ought to be
Forever in the spotlight's glare
When people were appIauding he
Believed in letting others share
He often sat in silence when
Another fellow had the floor.
And thus among his fellowmen
He never came 70 be a bore.
Chicago Record-Herald
THAT dressmaker's model always
wears a long wrap when she goes
out"
Hers is evidently a sinister motive.
She wants to cloak her designs. BAL
timore American.
The secret OF wealth I am giving.
With glad news my message is fraught
Just give UP the high cost OF living
And live on the cheap food for thought
Cincinnati Enquirer.
"Say, ma. who said Neither a Dor.
rover nor a lender be?"
Some person who'd never lived In
the suburbs, Tommle.
at night-te-he-I always peep
Beneath the bed
To look for men before l Sleep"
Miss Elder said
"wIse." unused Miss Pert, he must
have been
Who first expressed
The thought Hope springs eternal In
The human breast"
kansas City Star.
Rlobbs-There is only one thing Q
woman loves more than to be told q
secret
Slobbs-And that is?
Blobbs-To find it out herself
Philadelphia Record
A lesson his exit Is giving.
Let II not challenge your smiles
He climbed to the high cost Of living
And fell twenty miles!
Atlanta Constitution
"she has great confidence in her
husband"
THAT so?'
yes. She even takes It for granted
that he has fixed the furnace for the
night before he retires- detroit Free
Press.
Since DR.. Young announces
That shaking hands Is wrong.
Because # helps the microbes
Too gladsomely along.
see that shall simply
Be forced to substitute
Somewhere on your complexion
An ardent. chasts salute
Chicago Inter Ocean
Crawford-To do a thing well, you
know, you must do it yourself.
Crabshaw-But you miss the fun Of
seeing the other fellow work.-Judge.
Little drops Of nonsense.
Little grains OF verse
Keep the pessimistic world
From growing any worse
Spokane spOkesman-RevieW.
so you are going on a striker said
the cafe patron
YES" replied the waiter.
Great Scott II have put up with
this place all these years don't sc
why you can't"-washington Star.
Riches have wings
So I've often heard ten,
But Tn eager to know
Have they drumsticrs a. Woll2
Denver Republican
Griggs-Your wife no longer object
TO your staying out nights. How did
you manage it,
Briggs-I began smoking In the
house the cigars she bought to keel
me az home.-BOston Transcript
You may think you're a fast young MAJ
But wers year Sped % aonble~1
You couldn'f dodge the ed tn can,
For you can't Outpaee trouble
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28

of by law Section 18 The Commission shal within CD organization after cause all ordinances and resolutions then in force be cas sifed heads from the Charter of the city and such provisions of the consttu ton and laws of the State the Commission published n book form. Section 19 The shall  determined meeting shall be called mayorelect other duly 
 Section 20 Special meetings called three c Section 21 Any citizen of this city have minutes application Section 22 Any
  petition shall be business, within Section be otinge except of he m
 
 
  be exercised performed or adopted in the in different ordinance there
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28

The ba in all omply wi the elections appHcabe the designated ballots elections ballot mens or other questions to be voted upon at the munieipa cleo de for e office sha be arranged as Froved by aH and nothing on he Ia b be indicative of the source of inc can didacy of the of candidate
 tm minai mi @ 6 nn y % ha ] @ hdTgu n mas bi ep r b y name n herein provided shall not be omitted from the ballot half candidate the right voted gether yes in name polls their dsappoval section squares be printed Der be voted wherein the write the of Section provisions the the 9nai elections shah apply to all primary and special be the duty of the city clerk after the result @ hgfeo sha @ % ce t m % eary n+e3 m bjs recors nI anu t,areafter % and vtn provided the ballots be ed and distributed for use at the second or general election herein after referred to- The names of only such candidates who were and be printed the ballots to be used in sec section l The aforesaid primary election shah be held not provided conducting carrying such elections and the qualifications of holding the quaca section primary election candidate who shall declared elected the office for which he candidate and no Section iS If at any election held as above provided ed to have been primary election for the nomination of candidates elected number elected to O i
 
 be al under the become then all shall likewise candidates
 
 to secon eecto be ed
 Char ter
 CHAPTER
 There be a election held of every and the holding such election the counting of the ballots he of he election, shall provided holding
 
 Charter The ba be cribe in Il o Charter
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28

he determine all his jurisdiction herelf be used by said magistrate shall imila
 of the issuance returns of thereon me of authorized directed any issued out Of return sfa be by in similar
 The ordinances provisions Chapter otherWlse pr,Dyi1 ed
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28
CHAPTER V he Mayor

Section The shall be the chief of he and see re The shall annually for it's consideration such deem 
 Section The shall be recognized the official head the the
  behalf before
 
  
 The shall take the police the proclamation
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28


 3 oP m T o 5 % @ f CD r % neh @ stree railroads p d ustng desiring same the tracks and structures aPurnan thereto 2jd @r installed @ or haf y t 9 maintenance thereof be- require association eoporatton own alleys of the city to keep in proper re- space width outside the rails of the on or aIong @ an9 street avenue or ac to Keep in proper repair b F te outside rais of the tracks, as well as space two along outside the outside rails of the C55> TO permit of spurs and other enterprise with any which nowe regulations cond tracks to be used for the transportation of freight onIy to be used as main line or part thereof and also Tor the Lur % e etret or Lnu or the adnng Iand for such limited time longer such tracks accordance with the regulations prescribed by the Commission and all permits granted under the provisions hereof within the city GDt he pens of pos cr other C55) To regulate the all pipes gas streets avenues alleys and pnc places and to require the filing regulations elections not polling places ballots and paapnernaia necessary announcing time to required by in @ the @ "nce @ o @ % % % 1 |r nT % 5 1edfen % and pres officers carry regulations
 (57) a appoint members duties as may be fixed by the Commission. Public Charities and such other Boards as they deem also to establish Civil Service Board and prescribe c5S> To provide suitable procedure ownership public utilities and pro vide he the
 o To authorize the fSPendure out Of % tn9 m funds 3 of n in fiscal year. one thousand lol dollars Tor holidays defrayng the expense of the delegate a5eGues o non-resdents city and for purposes proper and advisable.
 ~ ') Of @ o 4 na m @ eterai or Gb or any arifica water of such rrigating canal lateral or ditch abandonment and or such part thereof as lien the property of such (s The co9n ion @ shall 4aTe % ca fp p9"fr n to 6m RD th 1 zed to issued issued issued signed and countersigned may method of cancellation revocation of any such license or
 s % Pae s n s m an3 b o soo an carry out the general powers of the city M op any @ O the State with this Charter or r re all e required 6 tRe laws of the tate to into effect whenever necessary shall % preas d5t at oa all n %eg5 . of the Commission The Commission shall elect one or " Commission shall 6 PPGde . for %sna ns time m nho6 aoS special meetings be called c. -,o,,or ral.r or Section % ' he All an es54Ss f 3S of pub 5h whether constitute quorum for the transaction of Commission shall establish rules for its proceed ings
 by resolution or or 
 shall be taken upon the passage all the the Commission
 all the members of the Com  ef o a
 all ordinances passed by ordained ssiono of the of
 providing specific Improvement public the appropriation
  establishing changing fire limits or Tor npos of observed be called for In cases of general of -~ Seco
 
 be
  md by the clerk in operative until
 
 necessary for the immediate pre- of the
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28

n @ 5 ot 3 % r 2 on @ @ R9 or @d 6t % na4 one o M @ Do9 shall also have printed thereon the part & i foana % n9a San Pf 5 Te re9pnt & fo certificate forms petitions must be of uniform size as deter mined by the city clerk; it shall contain the and no more; and each stsner thereto shall tions and must not at the time of having other candidate for the same office candidates for that office than there section e 2 The petition petitions nomination consist ing of ssnaures aggrsting not less than municipal election at which presented twenty (2 days before the date city Section 3 The provisions this Charter m tb t M m } % ] @ eh 1 as 10 the number and qualifications of % sl e return thereof in case said petition Charter relative to the number and qualifications the presentation thereof in they Commission so far as applicable shall apply Phoenix; petitions provided section Any presented under hearter ay not later than @ Tor onT n%mRfon hafr the day of election, his printed on the ballot does the number be elected oy o y 9s "5S 1s by % @ 4s .ssao therefor not later than twenty Section a petition nomination shall have been no ssnaures shall s3 be be revoked thereafter od of two @ years all petitions of nomination and all certificates section Immediately after petitions offices filled and shall not later than sixteen s Gays be the certify list Charter he be filled designating whether published the provided by by ordinance said publishing
 
 ] es9n 3 The city clerk shall cause @ the ballots to binding ballots
 
 he as be in o
 Primary General Specia) Municipal
 o
 
 INSTRUCTIONS TO VOTERS: To the whom desire All marks otherwise forbidden
 
 o Q
 O of Vote O
 be ma be
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28

exc processes @ 5a4 @ "5 m 5 t { e to in h m extent @ as is eaured [ @ % ,nG n gher % in the erviee and execution Section The Commission shall pass all necessary ordinances herein provided.
 Bond. casF51n 5os os,s. S sf oa.. of his office any officer of whom or ' sff r % oiiai bonds of the following named officers a oo be b m a9u4s @ er 4s s S t h @ Mnas % @ he cf that the Commission may prescribe by ord bonds the city and the city collector in greater bonds ohsr officers @ their deputies and fix
 Section 10 o2i bonds required & by this ch?rter or tt bg qh h principal the property received or office termination thereof he will promptly surrender to his
 nrnrty % anG Iora2cr5 beionging to or used in said ofc or in connection herewith together with complete tory ana s'"n % % d h y 6n % % to be o ted ura @ % 0 two @ a sufficient suets who shall qualify in form as officers @ sureties above pre- the premium to be charg section official approval the Com ept be kept thereon or appended thereto and attested by the mayor
 son Before entering upon on the dq5 of his % o[s g@G9 of this Charter under any ordinance of the city shall take and sahSG0 an oath of office fife in the qrn of @ 5n @ "a @[n m @ t oy n Sear % give h 6n Ga % @ i @ dd do u or aced % shall be filed with and kept cff>PThR a i@s a'5 clerk
 
 sn The ] sa,srs % Of @ the .a sts m 9g the ys % @ sqa 3na hundred oo) dars per year. In addition to his salary ] 5 have m contingent h 14nd % b @ & to ] ] tT % hanafen % on G funds in the city not otherwise creon and without @ aeeonnng % m therefor r of five (0 dollars for each meeting of the Commission attended by shall salary the rate rate Of ghtfn @ hundred @ G2 ] do2r5 @ m per 5 Ta 3 8 % m @ by of the which magistrate then in office shall have been appointed ~ ,, *, , ,. ,, ,-, n5-@oG m @
 Provisions Relating to All Other Officers public oce or Eane other employment in the nunioa govern out of the municipal moneys or be elected & or appointed to 4 Commission member thereof until CD after directly indirectly work business of the city or in the sale of article the eHpnse price or consideration of which is rnanee the purchase lease of any real estate or other by virtue of legal process at the suit of the city & No %ffegT shall hoe q R % % % % f n @ h p e having m m an the city of franchise granted by conraventon of this section Any provisions deemed shall enforce the provisions this section by sestqn No aRpo4mnt to position m under the oty sGysTn p o or selection for or removal from anv office or employment affected affiliations service
 CHAPTER
 Nominations of Officers Primary Elections
  be a @ 1s % at s of ae5s % s sa 6s as % the asa % n othe
 Cb) of the ballot of behalf forth (c) ion of a substantially following form blanks properly filled in:
 
 Stae of
 the To residence is at No City the office of be voted for at the to be day of. individually, quail fled am a petition atinga other places be filled in the above named Officc named oice that residence is set
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28
CHAPTER VIII City Court

shall s established of designated THE CITY PIIOENIX AT}COPA COUNTY STATE ARIZONA" en, juridca days jurisdiction  ve to he of city, have and exercise jurisdiction follows
  all proceedings of criminal the violation ord a a q
  said which cCecbe he ordinances There shall a Commission shall 
 
  Charter.
 Manager shall each magistrate
 
  clerical the  judgments said assigned All penalties collected by the magistrate
  and month 0 Commission be apporoned shall there accordance Section For the Jurisdiction, shall issue be served all
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28
V T T 7 T IT Il ' T The M ana qer

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   occasion requires all employees of the city 
 
  a 70 a O O he C II he q be within his supervision; he shall monthly  condition of such and shall A shall II the  y be proper part o of the ity Sectio sha be e a O ordinances
Arizona republican., 1913-08-28
The City Auditor

 Section The city auditor shall prescribe and require except books all who be authorized purchase 0 other evidences of the
  shall all times have and inspect and take l 0 a on expenditure of all bls other relating thereto He shall have power to
  o an partnership association whatsoever He all claims which of labor the
  
 He shall the Commission a Commission all
 
 
  financial condition He 0
 
  therein 3. shall other be
  Charter 4. of he Commission required their compensation by GoC C ico
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-07-15

Philadelphia, July 15.-The Uni
versity of Pennsylvania owns what
is believed to be the first picture of
the pIOw invented by Abraham so
centuries ago.
Abraham's plow is a combination
seeder and planter and three men
were necessary to operate it.
The picture was engraved on brick
which has been UneaTthed recently,
and ploWs of the same kind are used
in Babylonia just as they were 5000
years ago.
The Book of JUbilees, which was
published in the second century B.
c., tells how the Babylonians were
punished when they yielded to Satan.
Birds were sent to eat the grain
which they had sOwed in their fields,
and, according to the authority cited,
when they Tepented, Abraham de-
Yised this implement so that the peO-
pie need no longer fear the ravens.
The apparatus had an attachment
which reached through to the
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-07-15

farmers agree to spread it on their
fields. Here's the recipe:
Bran, 20 lbs; paris green, 1 h.;
syrup, 2 qts.; oranges or lemons, 3;
water, 312 gals. Mix and scatter thin
in the morning. The hoppers love it
dearly as breakfast cereal. They eat
it and turn up their toes.
Oklahoma favors the hopper
dozer" It's a long, fiat, open tank,
mounted on runners, filed with water
ABRAHAM INVENTED
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-07-15

and kerosene and hauled over the
fields by horses. The hoppers jump
up, fall into the kerosene and perish
miserably to the extent of Is bushels
a day per hOppeTdozer.
George A. Dean, Kansas state bug
oIogist, says the pest absolutely can
be exterminated by these methods
with the efficient aid of chickens and
young hogs, which consider hoppers
a great delicacy.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-07-15

North German Lloyd line reports
that, the past year, its passengers
consumed 1,72O,634 quarts of beer,
112,211 bottles of still wine and
302,521 bottles of champagne. Cross
ing the ocean isn't so awfUlly slow as
a joy ride.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-08-22
DEVELOPMENT OF NATIONAL
,: PARKS.

More room for the settler and more
food for the markets will be the out.
come Of newly organized inyestiga-
ton and soil survey which the gov
eminent has entered upon on the ma
tional forests of the west. Experts
of the bureau of soils Of the depart
ment of agriculture, in cooperation
with the forest service, are working on
a study of the agricultural possibili-
ties of all parts Of the national for.
ests where it is probable that farm
crops can be grown with profit. and
1t is probable that there will be avail
able for farming purposes within two
years between 100000 and 100000
acres, providing homes for 10000 to
$4,000 families.
This area of land which will be re.
leased for settlement is larger in size
than the combined area OF all Of the
land on the governments irrigation
projects of the west. The action In
restoring the land to entry is in accord
with a policy entered upon by the
forest service seven years ago, but
until the present year there was no
appropriation which made it possible
to carry on the work of classifying the
agricultural lands systematically and
on a large scale. July an appropria.
ton OF $4,000 will be available to
carry on the investigation. Without
special facilities. however, the forest
service already has examined and
classified as chiefly valuable for agri.
culture more than 100000 acres. or
land enough for $4,000 homes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-08-22
TALKED OF AS NEXT BRITISH PRIME MINISTER

for starving London by colossal rail-
way strikes, and by all sorts OF other
victims of and makers Of internal
troubles that are too much for Nc
Kenna, and. maybe, for anybody else.
The queer thing about 1t Is that
this hapless secretary, who has some
how kept tumbling up from high office
to high office, each more important
than the last, is now being talked of
seriously as the successor to the
premiership. Mr.. Asquith having inti-
mated plainly that he can't stand the
strain much longer. Will McKenna
get it?
Quite a lot of people would like to
know the answer to this question.
most of all. perhaps, the militant
suffragettes. whose previous mild con-
tempt for McKenna has turned to i'm.
placable hatred now that he actually
has taken steps to suppress them, not
to mention George Bernard Shaw, who
recently suggested that the home sec.
rotary should be examined by COM
mission of medical experts, on the
ground that he Is laboring under the
delusion that he is the car, and Sir
Victor Horsley. the famous scientist,
who has just accused McKenna OF
first attacking his veracity and then
declining to come into the open and
substantiate his charges, and finally
Of intriguing against him at the Royal
College of Surgeons.
All of which doesn't worry McKenna.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-08-22
Musical PIaaIarist.

Victor Herbert, the eminent com
poser, said of a musician whose work
he disliked: ''- -.
THE prophecy that was made about
this chap in his boyhood has come
true. 80 -
TN his boyhood. you know, his
mother said to him: -..-a ~. =
"'Oh, he's such remarkable child.
A perfect prodigy. in fact. He re-
members every tune he hears
"'Well, wel!!' said q pianist who
was present.. IT,. e., -.
Isn't that very rare and v. liable
faculty?' his mother asked. vi. s..
1T isn't rare said the pianist. but
it's certainly valuable. It will prob
ably enable him to become In after
years successful composer.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-08-22
FAvoRs APPRENTICE PLAN.

Revival of the apprenticeship sys.
tenn in some form in the United
States ia advocated by Dr. Holmes
Beckwith OF the United States bureau
of education in a report to the bureau
published today. DR.. Beckwith's con.
illusions are based on a first-hand
study Of the system as employed In
Germany, and he urges the need of in.
dustrial schools to supplement the
system.
"Wasteful though the apprenticeship
was Of the apprentices time and eff.
fort" says DR.. Beckwith. apprentice.
ship in its newer forms. both in Ger
many and in the United States. has
In 1t much Of promise for the future
training Of industrial workers. No
better way, nor even so good. has yet
been devised for the main training OF
the mass of industrial workers than in
the shops where they are employed
and by those who supervise their
work. ut s-.a# .a,., Il. ,a.,..
The Investigator sets forth that
the cost OF reintroducing the system
would be inexpensive II individual
employers bore the expense Of ade.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-08-22
Spoke a Bit Too Soon.

fa spoke Z BIZ 90 soon. r.
H. G. Pelissier, who is an enthusiast
tic English motorist, told the follow
ing motoring story recently in The
Motor: .-s. ss ,... r l.. f. .~
II was once entering town at my
accustomed pace, when man and
child emerged suddenly from . side
turning. Then the child darted away
from the man, dashed across the road.
and fell right in front of my car. /
give the man credit that he followed
her almost instantly and picked her
up just as the wheels were about to
pass over her. AS soon as I could
pulled up, went back, and in the heat
OF the moment told the man candidly
what thought Of him. concealing
nothing. informed him, among 9th
er things, that - was a careless,
brainless fool, that he didn't care two
pins about the child's existence, and,
summarizing, wasn't fit to be a par.
emit. When you have done, sir was
what he said in reply, I amt the
bloomin' kids father, and I never set
eyes on her till just saved her life. "