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Smyrna times., 1913-02-26
Cause FOR Worry.

Il feel very uneasy It's pouring
with rain. and my wife went out with
out an umbrella"
'No doubt she'll take refuge in
shop somewhere"
Yes; that's just what's worrying me
sO"-Pele Mele
Smyrna times., 1913-02-26
A Dish For the Gods.

Liver and onions. artlstically blend
ed. produce a fragrance that. waited 10
the summit OF Olympus. would cause
the jcvial Jove TO kick over the am
brosia kettle and come laundering
down the eraggy sleeps in quest OF
new dish for the gods.-Kansas City
Star
Smyrna times., 1913-02-26
Safe

There are a thousand ways in which
a man can make a donkey OF himself.
but he can never go wrong by telling
the young mother that the baby locks
Ike her and IS beautiful-Galveston
News.
Smyrna times., 1913-02-26
1,l76 MEN BITE ON LOVE BAIT
Dead Letter Office Full Of Answers to
Mysterious Illinois Girl.

Mysterious illinois Girl.
Washington. There are l.176 letters
In the dead letter division OF the post
Office department for Miss 2. X. Rad
cliffe. Eigin. H."
The mysterious Miss Radcliffe"
wrote TO the mayor OF San Francisco
some time ago and asked help TO get
a husband who would appreciate a
good girl and $4,000 Her letter was
published in San Francisco papers.
Answers rained into Elgin. but no
body called. Uncle Sam Is looking
after the lot that accumulated. Most
Of the epistles contain photographs.
Smyrna times., 1913-02-26
MUMMY HAD AN AFFINITY.
Letter Tells Of "Unrishteous Love" In
Egypt 222 3. c.

&NNNef ANN~ " SN AHHN~eAA A9No
Egypt 222 3. c.
SaO FranciscO.-Through the finding
OF a love letter on the withered breast
OF a mummy In the Golden Gate park
museum II was established that atm
files reigned aud scandals 6ourished In
the days OF the PtOlemys in Egypt
The misslve fell out Of the mummy's
case as It was being placed In a new
coffin.
Translated Il reads:
Oh. my Golden Poppy. long are the days
when l see thee noti My heart Is sick
with love for thee Carefully guard our
unrighteous love
The woman died In 222 r. C. with
the letter clutched 10 her heart
Smyrna times., 1913-02-26
riae and lied.

SOn-SOme one says. dad. that there's
a tide in the affairs OF men which
Is that? Practical Father-Tied down
to business Boston Transcript
Smyrna times., 1913-02-26
One Of the Ways.

-who was that seedy individual l
saw you give a dollar tot"
IAN old literary friend OF mine: au.
thor Of Ten Thousand Ways of MAX
ing Money"
Smyrna times., 1913-02-26

For Coughs. Grip. Group,
Catarrh. Quick Consumption.
Typhoid and contagious dis
eases. BRAZILIAN BAL NJ
never failed or lost q case, as il
KILLS THE CERMS-l0c. .zSc,
Soc and sl.O0.-At your Drug
gists.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24

Mrs. Pauline Louise Mcqueen was
yesterday granted divorce from
James Mcqueen. Judge whitney :
written decision, fled in tho Office Of
Clerk Henry Smith of the circuit court,
also grants Mrs Mcqueen the custody
Of the minor children of the couple
and ton dollars per week for her main
tennnce and that of the minor children,
which alinony james MfQueen was or.
dered To pay on each Saturday Of the
month, beginning November |,
The decision also orders McQueon 10
pay the divorced wife's counsel fees
in the tum NJ any dolars, Of which
um0uHt twenty-five dollars must be- paid
Noyombos ! Pud The balance Noypm-
Der 49,
The irial NJ this case was concluded
on Monday otore Inlgo Whitney, aud
consumed ilrre az fonf days In The
/ hrprng Eflirnfp 0f u tenfht ionsl
/ 1hlfgrirr vas given ~ ihf Wiit aud
I "a nnmhef of tho daughters of The
couple rrnoliy aud in1ompuiihihiY oi
! irmprr being ihr main allegation.
shafsei in the libel for divorce
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24
FORM DOES NOT
PHASE kUH|O
Delegate Signs Letter TO Cabinet
Officer With Rubber Stamp;
Honolulu Pays Penalty.

When Delegate Kuhio affixed his sig.
nature with a rubber stamp TO mn Of
fetal document and forwarded it to
the war department, he let himself in
for some criticism. The document may
be returned to him for his own sigma
tu.e before any action is taken ON the
request contained in the document
The document was recently sent from
Washington to General Funston, com.
handing the Hawaiian Department, for
an explanation, and if the general re-
plies as he generally does. straight from
the shoulder, it is possible that the
war department will find paragraph
in his answer relating to the rubber
stamp signature. In the mean time
the needed road improvements are dc.
layed.
The residents of Waikiki, Diamond
Head and kaimuki requested the Dele.
gate to ask the war department to take
cognlzancc of the bad condition OF the
Diamond Head road. Since the wal
department took over the extinct crater
md its slopes as military reservation
anu pNSdh W loIlllN II anu plbCt stsirNH'
lights on the bluffs overlooking the sea,
the Territory and the county have
ceased to look after the highway as it is
now On the military reservation and
only the war department has authority
to look after it.
The road is full of holes, ruts and
dangerous bumps, all of which are ruin.
GUS to vehicles. Chauffeurs declare they
will not take passengers over the road
in their autos as their automobile tires
are cut and the springs strained. The
Diamond Head road was formerly one
of the most POPULAR tourist drives in
the vicinity of Honolulu.
When the war department received
the letter from Delegate Kuhio his
rubber stamp signature was noticed
When the letter and accompanying
statements reached General Funston
the rubber stamp signature stood out
like a bunion. General Funston is not
altogether stickler for form, but it
is said that he believes that congress
man at least should sign his name to II
document with his own hand, when ii
goes to a cabinet officer.
1t is said that General Funston may
recommend that the war department re
build the Diamond Head road in view
of the fact that it is connecting
thoroughtare between Honolulu and
outlying suburbs, and cannot be touched
by the local authorities because it is
on military reservation.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24

County Attorney Beers of IIilo has
appealed to Attorney General Thayer
for assistance in conducting the curry
term at Kailua, Hawaii, this week, on
the ground that both Beers and his
deputy William Ii. Heen are so busy
at liilo that neither can go to Kona.
Thaycr planned to send Deputy At
torney General Leslie F. Scott to lIa-
waii, but news that Thaycr may have
to temporarily "hold down the lid, -
in the Governor S office upset his earlier
calculations.
off | am to hold down the lid, said
Thayer yesterday, Deputy Attorney
General Arthur G.. Smith will have his
hands full with this law department and
he will require the assistance of Mr..
Scott. In this case the latter cannot
be spared at this time.
81 would prefer that Beers or TIccn
should handle the KOna work. Beers
has asked that | commission Attorney
j. w. Russell of lIilo specially to repre-
sent the government at Kailua. This
! have not done yet. There is time
however, as the Kailua term Of the
circuit court does not begin until Mon
day.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24
REVOLVING FUND
FOR NEW ROADS
Superintendent Caldwell Advances
a Feasible Elan 10 Help Out
Homesteaders.

Superintendent of Public Works
Caldwell is of the opinion that the
present law relating 90 tie use of money
derived from tho sale of homestcads for
the construction of homestead roads is
wrong in principle, and that IL could
tc improved greatly, lie points out
that rs IL is Mt present, NO such money
can become available until aftcr the
homestead tracts have been opened Tor
settlement, and then, when the money
does como in, it comes in small driblets,
which do not avail greatly.
Caldwell believes that the legislature
should set aside a revolving fund. from
which can he taken money with which
to build homestends roa IS. Thus when
a tract of homcstcads is to be opened,
an estimate can be made Of how much
money will bc derived from the sale
of the lots, and corresponding sum
can he taken ont of the revolving fund,
with the understanding that when tho
money derived from the sale OF the
land becomes available. il shall be re-
turned into the revolving fund to make
good the sum advanced thcrctrom.
In this munnor it will he possible to
build roads to the homestead tract to
he opened, before the land is sold. an
the settlers will not have to undergo
the usual hardship OF having thoiu
homes in places suffering from an al
most entire lack of good roads. Fur
thermorc, it is likely that tthc tracts
will bring better returns, and will be
more eagerly sought after, when there
are good roads to and through them
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24
Election Is Held at Annual Meet
ing of Residents of Manoa
District.
(From Thnrsday Advertiser. J

The annual meeting of the Nanoa
Improvement Club was held Tuesday
evening at the Manoa Valley Tennis
Club grounds. The attendance was
small but enthusiastic, and live board
of directors was elected for the new
year as follows: Prof. l.. A. Andrews,
president; Alexander Lindsay, Jr., vice
president; X. b. Barnes, secretary; A.
il. Tarleton, treasurer.
The executive committee. with whom
the above win act ex officio will be as
follows: +. A. r. Ross, r. Il. Rcidfora,
Captain John Kidwcll.
The standing committees for the new
year will shortly be appointed by Presi-
dent Andrews, and a campaign of i'm.
pr0vement will be commenced at once.
The new year is looked upon as one OF
great hope by the enthusiastic members
of this club, who plan to make their
accomplishments this coming year a
record.
In order to promote the efficiency of
the organization, an amendment to the
bylaws was passed, making the regu-
lar meetings of the club monthly in
stead of quarterly. These will now be
held on the second Thursday of each
and every month at half past seven
o o'clock, at the Manoa Valley Tennis
Club grounds. Each member was asked
to constitute himself committee of
one to further the interests of the club
and therefore the residents of Manoa
Valley, in every way possible. One
way to accomplish this will be to in
terest new members to join the club.
Many residents in this section who are
not members of the Manoa Improve
ment Club, but who have the interests
of Manoa Valley at heart, and the new
hoard hopes soon to enroll every resi-
dent of Manoa Valley,
A report on the proposition for fire
station in Manoa Valley will be taken
up by committee on Saturday. 1t
was proposed some time ago to place
the fire station in Manoa Park, but the
residents of the upper section of the
valley. above College Hills, who are
more directly interested in the park as
such, have protested to the Governor
against such use of the pretty reserve
and Acting Governor .Mott-Smith an
nounced u few weeks ago that he would
create the park officially and the fire
station will in all probability be loca-
ted elsewhere
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24
NEW Foley IN
FRIAR LAND MATTER

MANILA, October 1l.-Col. II. c.
Mccoy, deputy collector of customs at
Manila, and Charles IL. Sleeper, director
eff the bureau of lands in the Philip
pines, resigned today and Manuel Tinio
was appointed to the bureau of lands.
This appointment is regarded as I'M
plying the adoption of n new attitude
toward the Frar land question.
Govcrnor-G General FIancis Burton
Harrison says that he does not intend
TO make any further changes mt present
The reductions to be made in the sal
aries of officials are TO be confined to
those occupying higher positions.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24
AXE TO DROP
0N.HEADS OF
NOTAR|ES
Forty-eigh Commissioned officers
in Territory Have Failed to Pay
License Fees and Attorney Gen
oral Thayer Prepares to Take
Drastic Action.
From Thursday Advertiser

According to Attorney General
Thayer the axe is about to drop on the
notorial heads of good many citizens
of Honolulu and other parts Of this.
the first judicial circuit of the Territory
A list has pecn prepared which
shows that there are forty-efght duly
commissioned notaries public in this
circuit who have failed to como
through with the license fee required
by Jaw. EieVcn Vi tnose naVe sGa.vd
that they have no use for their COM
missions, anyhow, it is said, but they
have SO far failed to return the COM
missions and records to the territorial
authorities, us required by law.
Four are anxious to keep up tho
good work of taking Acknowledgements
and aflidavits and have made promises
that they will come through with the
fec, while the balance keep mum and
say nothing. In the case of those
who are delinquent to the government
in the payment of taxes or other as
sessments the authorities are also
anxious to collect these other amounts.
The list, furnished to The Advertiser
yesterday by the attorney general s
department, is as follows
j. w. Lloyd, Dan Kaeo, y. G. Fer
reira, w. 4. Rawlins, G. l.. Hopkins,
Andrew Cox, c. J. Wheeler, c. j. De
Roo, Marley Hopkins. Gustavc Rose,
u. A. Dowsett, j. A. Baker, p. d. Kel-
lett, Jr., c. +. Peterson, VIM. l.. Peter
son; w. G.. Achi, g. Clark Adams, T..
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24

Suit filed yesterday in the federal
court by Walter Muishneck and Archi-
bald Snaith against the lumber steamer
st. llelens has delayed the departure
of this vessel, tho st. Ilelcns having
been on the boards to leave for the
Coast yesterday afternoon at one
o clock.
The libel was filed by two men, who
were discharged in Honolulu after the
arrival of the st. HelensY They claim
that they were engaged FOR the round
trip and were to be discharged at San
Pedro, California. Because of their dis
charge here Muishncck and Snaith have
each libelled the steamer in the sum
of $3.50 for passage money back, main
tonance, expenses and extra wages.
The papers were served by the Uni
ted States marshal's department yes
terday on Capt. |. o. Odland of the
st, 1elens. Before the steamer can
leave for the Coast bond must be
filed by the representatives of the yes
sci. The case has been set for hear
ing on October 81 Attorney George
A. Davis represents Muishneck and
Snaith, while Attorney George $. Curry
has been retained to defepd the suits
against the st. lielens.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24

ed its report. 1t showed among other
things that offerings and gifts from
living donors during the last three
years have placed at the disposal of the
board $3,4S4 ,032.92 for the payment of
appropriations. Legacies that could be
used to meet obligations amounted to
$3l2,974. The grand total, therefore,
was $3T9T ,006.67, as compared with u
total of $1,000 ,255.41 three years ago.
| An important matter referred to in
the report is the possible transfer Of
ecclesiastical jurisdiction in Central
America from the Church of England
to the American church.
Announcement was made that the
amount OF the united offering made in
the cathedral on Thursday by the
women s auxiliary was $30I,500, by far
the largest sum ever collected in this
| manner.
The address of the morning was de-
livered by Bishop Arthur $. Lloyd,
president of the board of missions. His
theme was the church IS mission at
home and abroad.
Significance of Election.
Interest which marked the election
of Rev. DR.. Alexander Mann, of Boston,
low church man, president of the house
of deputies, over DR.. William T. Mann
ing of Trinity church, New York, at the
triennial general convention of tho
Protestant Episcopal church, is believed
to have presaged something deeper aud
more far.reaching than the mere choice
of presiding officer.
A knowing smile on the faces of dep
uties on the floor and visitors who filled
the galleries indicated common ac-
quiescence in the fact that the incident
constituted the preliminary move in Il
well-defucd action which should be per
haps Of vital interest in succeeding Sos
sions--the opening skrmish in what
promises later battle royal 4 Ger
tain playing for position which shall
be advantageous later on.
The votes of dioccscs later confirmed
in a way this conjecture Legislation
to change tho tide page of the prayer
book so as TO make II conform 10 the
title used in the various Offices Gas IL
is put by what is known ms the al
yauced or catholic party)i or legislation
To change the name of the church,
US il il termed by the low church or
broad church contingent, Will, as QUO
Of the church papers Ms said ever
be the unfinished business Of the church
until II has become the finished bust
ness" is significance Is moro far
reaching than AT hnt appeHp and VIII
develop vs. the business Of the cop'
NCntion proceeds.
II Was generally conceded that ibo
tY0 men nominated vera lgaden at
ihought ia either party nr Manning
having issued One OF ihs phlesl de
fonsne in falor Of tho rhapTa of tho
liip page, "a The Same iime ,unitnling
thai "a should never ~ ione unless ~
nae tho unanlmoua iudgmrut ~ ih'
church that % Naa Hoi OIL, advisable
bot eNpedlenl
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24

NEW YORK, October S.-The forty
fourth general convention OF the Prot
cst0nt Episcopal Church of America was
opened this incoming at ten o'clock
with simple but impressive ceremonies
in the Cathedral of st. John the Divine
in this city. The huge unfinished cdi-
flee was crowded with more than 1000
lay and clerical members of the Prot
cstant Episcopal Church, and a crowd
of Mt least 1900, overlooking the catho
dral, stood patiently about its doors in
the rain, trying to hear the order of
the services.
The Rov. DIR. William Lawrence,
bishop of Massachusetts, preached the
convention sermon, discussing as his
principal theme religious education.
Following the sermon the holy com
muaion was celebrated by the Most
Reverend DIR. Daniel Sylvester Tuttlo,
assisted by Bishop William Ford Mich
OILS of California, Bishop George Her
bert Knsolving Of Texas, Bishop Boy
erly cambridge Tucker, Bishop Goad-
iutor of Virginia, Bishop John liazan
White of Michigan City, Bishop David
llummcl Greer of New York, Bishop
Richard Henry Nelson of Albany and
Bishop Thomas r. Gailor OF Tennessee.
First was celebrated the holy com
muuiou of the bishops, then the depu-
ties and the members Of the Episcopal
Church Probably more people cole.
5ratcd the communion in the Cathedral
of st. John the Divine today than ever
| before in any church in this city.
The choir stalls in the cathedral us,l.
! ally reserved for visiting clcrgymcn
were occupied for the most part by
| laymen who have done distinctive serv.
| leo for the church.
The house of deputies was called to
| order ut three clock in the new synod
| half the same time that the house of
| bishops was convened in the old synod
| hall. When the roll was called, the Rev.
( DR.. Henry Anstice, secretary Of the
| house, announced that nominations were
| in order for q presiding officer.
The Nomination.
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~ lr I'M o. oh"T n % r noslon va" Ss l,''u'
M e"S si hon, ~, " d .i 81 1a onn'aso
"I" io'lo"su '"%i' tn"u !" uU~'' ~ a1
om1a ao' uHe I % '"' "oi,'', n D',,
" din ,ho;r "i ha,o 1'' o" o ne T I
Allegation from North Carolina rent N
twain in it's choice between the two
nominees, the clcrgymen of that dele
CATION seeonding the nomination Of DR.
/ Mann aud the laymen expressing their
choice for DR.. Manning. A member OF
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24

Judge Whitney yesterday ordered
the publication of the divorce SUMMONS
in the case of katherine Schmidt Mil
burn, alias Katherine Schmidt Me-
Manus, against Harry w. Milburn,
alias Harry w. McManus, in The Adj
vertiscr,N va newspaper suitable for
the advertising of judicial proceed
ings," AS the order reads. The pres
ent whereabouts of Milburn, alias Me-
Manus is not known to the wife.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24

Since Attorney General Thayer
learned that he may be called upon to
officiate as Governor of the Territory
during the absence of Governor Frear
and Acting Governor Mott Smith, he
has practically decided that the Maui
fishery cases, which were to lie tried
at Waikiki on November 4, will have
to 20 over until his official titles are
reduced considerably in number.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24
DR.. Alexander Mann,

Famous Low Chuchman of Boston who elected president of
the Deputies of the Protestant Episcopal Church
New York general convention.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24

RrN pnnlrl ~ rulle, VI Missouri,
lhr rl,alilng hlrhop of the ghufoh, PFC
sIIri ia ihO ioiui session on mlsslons
'u lhu cathedral John W Nonl, serlr
isy of ihp loald VI missions pfesrnl
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24
Of thanks accorded her for efficient ser
Officers Elected

OF thanks accorded her Tor etheient ser
vices.
Officers Elected
The election of officers resulted as
follows: iHnt
Mrs. Sanford b. Dole, president; Mrs.
l.. l.. McCandless, first vice president
Mrs. S. NJ Damon, second vice presi-
denti Mrs. Eben Low, third vice presi-
dent; Miss Lucy Ward, fourth vice pres
dent; Mrs George sherman, fifth vice
president; Mrs. X. NJ. Burlington, sixth
vice president; Miss Florence Gurrey,
secretary; Mrs. Joseph Emerson, treas
nrer, and Judge W. l.. whitney, auditor,
Directresses; Mrs. A. Ilaneberg, Mrs. r.
w. Single, Mrs. 4, q. Halves Jr,, Mrs
W. l., whitney, Miss Nora Swanzy aud
Miss N,lhelmina TenneY
Committees Appointed,
The following committees we're ap
pointed Dance llall-Mias Lucy Ward
Judge w. l., whitney and Miss \. May
unTd. finauee MTs, Harriet Wall, Me
Ehru r. Low Rud Mrs. J.. l.. MrCand
less, Educational Mrs., George sher
Wau, MIA. Mary Gum, Mlss Nora swan
fy nnl Mrs Walter ~ frear Olu
non p hrlimr Nm l., t. Me, inlletr
Ma llanrhrrf, Ne. y, N. rrenrh. Ani
nAl Nflfar Miss Nllhrlminn Trhney
Aiss Aiire Mariarlnno sni Nlps a. a
fhlllps
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-10-24

nsaiiHsalgsql Y,E9 Is p,I2lg + gSq99. "a
4 AAus Al.Hln q fNiuf ii flaOfY iniis,
ptha Fe.nst wa 9a.a 'ls's M, h~f5,s n
~ tsn3 Nsn WI, rHA foipi il't ilna
stesl lsly hse iiseiisssi " SAIL 49, blslp'
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-02
]. GEORGE BATTLE TO
BE BURIED SUNDAY

Funeral services for j. George
Battle. of Bloomfield, will be held
Sunday afternoon at his home, 493
Bloomfield avenue, that town, and
will be conducted by the Rev. Otto
w. Mappes. pastor of st. Johns
German Lutheran Church. Bloomfield
Mr.. Battle was SO years old. He was
stricken a few days ago with
apoplexy and died yesterday.
He is survived by a widow and
these children: j. George Battle, r.,
the Misses Maria and Emily Battle
and Charles c. and Henry Battle.
There are also a number of grand
children.
Mr.. Battle had been resident of
Bloomfield for more than sixty years.
He was born in Wurtenburg, Ger
many.
Mr.. Battle was at one time a pros
porous shoe manufacturer, with large
factories in Manhattan and Bloom
field. The latter is now occupied by
James Crisp, belt manufacturer.
During the life of Mr.. and Mrs.
Battle they observed their wedding
anniversary each year, when a family
reunion was held. Two years ago at
one of these affairs, Mr.. and Mrs.
Battle were remarked In the presence
of their children, grandchildren and
many friends.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-02
Whooping Cough to
Require No Badges


After announcing its intention of
giving a hearing on an ordinance
which would compel all children liv-
ing in house where there was case
Of whooping cough to wear yellow
bands on their arms the Kearny
Board of Health in caucus last night
decided to drop the matter. A COM
mittee of citizens was present ready
to protest against the proposed ordi-
nance.
Considerable agitation had been
aroused over the subject since the
board had. taken 1t under considera-
ton. Many citizens protested against
the passage of such an ordinance,
and one even said that he would
move from Kearny rather than sub
init to such a thing.
The members of the committee
which came last night were grieved
over the fact that they were given no
chance to voice their opinions. They
had come all primed with arguments
and were angry at being told that the
board had decided to take no action
In the matter.