United labor bulletin., 1913-07-26
CUPID 'WID A UMBRELL'
By RossER w. coesE.

AW, ldco IL Out, SA 1ce-il mahes
me sick to see dem big HOLSTERS bunt
be ball"
Jimmy spoke to no one in particular
TO everyone in general. You do not
have to be introduced to open a con-
versation at a baseball game.
Hit it-hit it. Run, you ice wagon,
run. Police-police-sto dat guy
he'll try to make q homer out Of q
single"
Jimmie stopped suddenly, feeling
that everyone in the stand was looking
at him. Then he said in a more nat
ural tone of voice to the man who sat
beside him:
Dat guy is always overrunin' de
bag. He'll get caught directly and de
Sox need dis run. Dey1n lose today.
dough, / s'pose. Dey always do on
Ladies' day. Gee, it's goin' to rain"
Rain 1t did, and as the shower grew
in violence, the umpire called" the
game for 15 minutes. at the end Of
which time, no cessation in the down
pour appearing to be likely, he faced
the grandstand, hat in hand, and made
this announcement, in his deep, fog
horn voice:
Game calleQ. haln.
Then he solemnly walked to the
clubhouse, preceded by the players
and followed by the jeers of the crowd.
Meanwhile, Jimmie of the bleachers
had not been idle. Beneath the grand
stand he had ten or twelve more or
less disreputable looking umbrellas.
and these he now drew forth and pro-
seeded to brush and "slick-up." Rain
IN Ladies' day!" Why it was like
inding money. and when the crowd be-
gan to come out of the main exit, jim
ny's profits began.
"Umbrells. Get a umbrell'. Don't
let de ladies get wet. Yessir, one dol
ar. One bone. One buck. Cheap at
any money in dis kind o. wedder."
He was offering the last one to the
crowd.
Yes. ma'am. One dollar. No.
na'am. dat's what get for dem. Only
so cents? Can't help It"
But you are surely here every aft
srnoon, and tomorrow I'll come and
give you a dollar beside. See-this is
AL have" The young lady emptied
the contents OF her little purse into
her hand.
NIX. hold dat kind o. talk be-
lore. and It don't sound no good to
me-"
Then Jimmie looked up into her
lace.
You don't look. dough-" he contin-
ued with surprising frankness, ''as
Tough you'd do guy out a anything"
Just at that moment DE Guy came.
That is what Jimmie always called
aim afterward. He was big and broad.
and young and good to lock at, Jimmie
thought, and without a glance at the
girl he said:
What do you want for the umbrella,
kid7"
Il don't know whedder it's fer sale
or not" Jimmie answered.
Here's a dollar. Hurry up" jim
ME looked at the dollar and was near
ly lost Then he looked at the girl.
and
Nope. Dis lady Is buyin' dis"
"oh, beg your pardon" de Guy
said, and then both he and the young
lady turned red. coughed and looked
away. Then Jimmie with that great
head for business, which will some
day make his name well known, made
1 proposition.
Maybe you two live clost to each
odder. an Z y'do wy don't you go
home togedderr"
Then events began to happen that
kept Jimmie guessing" for many
day. He was telling his mother about
1t that night at the supper table.
Den / guess de two o. dem knewed
oh rNAi do ~ !,
D st.T like:
"''F mite be p'mitted. Miss Gray
and she seemed willin'. only she
wouldn't talk. So seen dat dey was
goin' my way. SO butts In. says:
"'wot did you tfnk O. de gamer
and de Guy says:
80. all rite
Il says: Tt was shame dat Cal
got put out O. de game. He might "a
made do winnin' run
Den de Guy kinda looks at de
Fairy. an says:
OATS the same way wit me, son.
was in de game once. but got put
out Just wen l fought I was maxim
de winnin' rum
"'oh.' says. you play toof What's
your posish7'
WELL he says, used to play foist,
but guess I'm on de bench now.'
up to dis time de Fairy amt said
q void. but now she butts in.
Say she says to me. In a ball
game don't dey never give de players
anodder chanct when dey've been put
out o. de gamer
Nope says. it's against de rules.
De rules says dat de umpire can't
change his decision
"'Well. de Fairy says. amt dere
ever any 'ceptions dat proves de ruler