The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-11-20
.J0kER's BUDGET
BY PADDY

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BY PADDY
The vocal assassinators did little Black
hand practice as usual Friday p. m.
Officer Raymo took lay off the other
day and cleaned out his cold storage
plant.
Supt. Robinson would like to get in touch
with someone that has sure cure for the
heaves.
Acrobat Pete did contortionist act in
the dining hall the other morning that was
humdinger.
The storm that hit the Great Lakes and
wrecked SO many boats, has not heaved
broadside IN our craft SO far.
Wanted at once-A few more men on
the grand jury. Those wishing to serve
come early and avoid the rush.
Ihe Bull Moose is now juggling twiae
bales In the warehouse, and he carries
around the smile that won't come off.
Our telephone girl is bound to reduce his
belt measure He eats desert only four
times week now. There is a reason.
1t is claimed that when it comes to
Judging and picking out live chickens,
Memo has the other gents beat mile.
Officer Stanek has joined the yacht club,
and has been put in charge of the kitchen
and choir boats during the absence of
Skipper Morrison.
1t looks as though Bill Legs was going
to pass around the cigars after all He
was seen going around the yard the other
day with coil of tar rope on his back.
Mr.. Newell is showing the effects of
married life already. The size of his bank
roll the other day totaied up Just three
nickels and one of them had hole THROUGH
it.
An exchange claims that to wear red will
break person of the laziness disease. Was
just wondering why it was that Capt.
Alexander was fitting out the road monk
eys and ground squirrels with red flannel
underwear
According to reports and the happy ex-
preston on his face, Harry, Supt. Robin
sons clerk, wedding bells will be ringing
for him just about the time the sleigh bells
begin to jingle and he will be teamins
down the track in double harness.
"Hasty' has added another to his many
trades, said he: 81 am an explorer" and
we think there is considerable truth in the
statement as he was caught in the act of
exploring Capt. Alexander's dinner bucket
the other day shortly after dinner.
We are not much on the gambling game
without we are sure that we are on the right
side of a sure thing, and that is why we
are willing to stake our bank roll two to
one that shop spells the twenty-five dol
lar prize, and will carry it off in a walk.
Billy Alexander SAYS they will win it SO
easy it will be shame to take it.
Me friend Mickie is still in command of
the steering gear of the choir boat, but for
got himself the other morning and got to
thinking of the time his friend Blink pun
ished all the suds before he got chance
to bury his head in it, and let such a
screech out of him, that it threw a fright
into c. P, the main guy in the dining
hall and he dropped tray full of dishes.
''No, said Ben, 81 am not thinking of
investing my few surplus pennies in Hud-
son real estate. Neither has my rambIes
over there got anything to do in regard to
me trying to locate chicken or poultry
ranch. My only reason for making so
many trips to the Badger state is that l en-
Joy the good old fresh air from the St.
Croix river as rambIe over the new bridge.
Get me?"