Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-06
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schooner Abandoned by An Hands, d
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AT LEAST Hueaia may not be &c.
cnsed IT unscemiy haste "a replying
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THE GREAT and glorious props
eanda would receive an epochal boost
were the premier AIR. Aaaniih, 10 be
lpounded into fine sausage with cob.
bicscnes.
A BOSTON restaurant charged a
Boston man IS cents for fa beans He
eet or and went out and threw q
brick through tho window Mankind
j. endowed with az least one inaiien-
able rieht in Rcsion---tho right not
70 be held up by q beanery.
g.
~ ADDITION 10 the income tax.
and the inheritance tax. and the
road tax and tho poll tax they can
always raise the regular. ordinary,
every day conmon or garden tax on
son
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THE PRICE of snakes hnz adyafc-
ga three dollars q foot This is ia
Amcrica--th.nk what Il must be IN
Ireland
Mrs. LIND ala her hest 70 add
n little spectncuiarity 20 her h,is-
tends nnobtrusive and reticcnt brand
of diplomacy.
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THIS rs a great game country. says
The Prince Of Monaco. We under
stand that they have some tidy little
games over In his own principally.
THE MEXICAN puzzle has tho pro-.
verbal Chinese puzzle looking like
two and two are four
o.
Visions.
We felt like getting angry.
but we simply had to laugh.
When we saw oursolf and family
In eiashlight photograph
Youngstown Telegram.
We cannot help from blushing
Whcne'er our chances fall
ON pictures posed in scant attire
When we were very small.
birmingham Age-EIerald.
Always know that we were funny,
But we missed one evening meal
Watching OF ourseif cavorting
In a moving picture reel.
Nashville Banner
We tear our hair az tho album
Shows how often we got in wrong.
one time IN ncwsboy garb we posed
with a watch chain three feet long.
Kent County Courier
Il gives us a funny feeling
. Photo OF wedding pair
She roposefui on hand-carved rocker.
our arm on the back Of her chair
Wild sky of oauvus IN background
Gaudy pillars vine entwines-
Balloonp sleeves are a feature
The oeilulold collar shines
Note tight coat with a two-lnch lapel.
our hair in cowiick brushed
Lucky the darned old picture
Doesn't show how we hiushed--
our mustache was downy but hope
full
our attitude elegant
She graceful and swan-llke sitting
(The bride was posed boy her aunD
II gives us a funny feeling
Forgotten g. wc do declare
That ancient and cabinet photo
of an awkward wedding pair.
YES, LOTHARIO. Mr. Waters was
elected president Of the Dry Farming
Congress.
O
COLONEL ROOsEVELT's real oh
fect IN going 90 South America. we
are reliably Informed is 10 make am
other vigorous effort To discover who
pot the bray in the zohray.
.
Ezra.
4 smalllsh man
Was Ezra WigF
Aud set his talk
Was rather big
Birmingham Agc-Herald.
Fen smaller sim
Was poduuk Poet.
Ana yct his legs
Reached to his feet
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Appropriate.
ON Mothers day
We wear a flower:
ON Fathers day
4 Grouchy Glover.
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Todny's News from Bucnos ASrcs.
Especial pispatch)
Buonos Avres Argentine Republic
South America. CBy wireless 90 Port
An Prince. Hayii Via Willemstad
Curacao, and special courier from
Key West 90 Tampa. Fla1, Thursday
November q. 1913. over ouE own
Creased Wire Exclusive DispatchD
-"BrLLY"
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MEN WEAR Low