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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-19
On the Spur of
the Moment
BY ROY MoULToN.
ws.tssa n1olusivsly tor Evsains star.

WLLLIE's ESSAY ON MICROBES.
Microbes is small bugs or animals
which does not exist until they are
dikovered by some skientist who
wants to get his pitcher in the paper.
A hundred years ago there wasn't
no microbes as they had not yet
come into style, but now there are
5.67s,435 different varieties ana
they are gaining at the rate of about
457 new kinds eevry day BENJAMIN.
Franklin and Davy Crockett and
Daniel Boone would not have knowed
what a mikrobe was if they should
of met one in the street and they all
lived to ripe old age.
Ny grandpa used to drink out,n
gourd at the town pump and used
to sleep in the house with the win
ders shet and used to let the flies
use his bald spot for a skatin' rink
and he never heered of a n1ikrobe In
his life Grandpa is alive yet and
is somewhere between a hundred and
hundred and fifty and he don't
wear specks and kin eat anything
from corn beef and cabbidge to
picked herrin'
plexus the die says, says he. "Yon
have got a milrobe in your system
and l will have to shoot some more
microbes in your system TO kill the
urst one. 70 usee the microbes
Will shoot into you don't like the
mike who is already there and they
viii eat him up"
Then he has to shoot in some
more microbes to eat up the ones
ne has shot in to eat up the first
ones and so it goes.
MY paw says microbes amt so
bad, after all. Every gentleman has
few and II he leaves 'em alone and
don't know they are there they won't
bite him like q alligator or sting him
like ladder. But It don't pay to
get EN- rilled up.
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ACCORDING TO UNCLE AByER.
The entire police force, consisting
OF Constable Ezra Hand, was at
tracted to the rear of the -four and
feed mill last Friday evening, from
which direction heavy firing con-
tfnued. AS the fusilade Of shots con-
tinued the rumor quickly spread that
party Of armed bandits were invad-
ing the village, and our residents
turned out with pitchforks and
scythes and shotguns. The constable
discovered when he was half way to
the scene of action that he had left
his star at home and he had to go
back after it. When the first posse
of villagers arrived at the spot they
found Elmer Jones trying to start his
motorcycle.
The engagement of Lemuel Hicks
and Miss Pansy Tfbbitts, the charm
ing and accomplished daughter of
William Tibbitts, our merchant
prince who keeps the general stora
has been bruk off sudden. They were
sitting in the hammock the other
night when Mr.. LATE Perkins. who
is a bitter rival of Mr.. Hicks for thu
hand of the fair lady. sneaked up
from behind and cut the rope and
they hit the floor with a duh and
sickening thud. Mr.. Hicks landed on
a pint flash of Old Moonshine which
he had in his hip pocket and the con-
tents of the same spread around the
porch. After seeing the Ticker Miss
Tibbitts called the engagement off
Mr.. Hicks claims that Mr.. Perkins
put the flash in his pocket Just before
cutting the ropes and while he was
busily engaged otherwise.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
A TEXAS WONDER

The Texas Wonder cures kidney
and bladder troubles, removing graz
vel, cures diabetes. weak and lame
backs, rheumatism and all irregula.
rites of the kidneys and bladder in
both men and women. Regulates
bladder troubles in Children. If
not sold 10y your druggist, will be
sent by mail on receipt Of $l.O0.
One small bottle is two morths.
treatment. and seldom fails to per-
ect a cuee. Send for testimonials
from this and other states. DR.. f
w. Hall, 1926 Olive Street, st Lou
is, Mo. Sold by druggists.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
Most Prompt and Effectual Cure
For Bad Colds.

When you have a bad cold you
want a remedy that will not only
give relief, but effect Il prompt
and permanent cure, IA remedy
that is pleasant to take, a remedy
that contains nothing injurious.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy
meets all these requirements. 1t
acts on natures plan, relieves the
lungs, aids expectoration, opens
the secretions and restores the
system to a healthy condition.
This remedy has a world wide
sale and use, and can always BE-
depended upon. Sold by all deal
ers.--Advertisement.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
X GOOD RECORD

Miss Corinne B. Hitchcock, who
has been attending school this
term at Mulhall, Okla took the
eighth grade county examination
at Guthrie last week and received
her certificate. Miss Coiinne was
the only one out of Is from her
school that passed. Over 200 in
the county took the examination,
but only 80 were successful, and
Miss COrinne was ore of these.
Her many friends here wish to
congratulate her on the good
showing she has made. We pre-
dict a bright future for Miss Co.
rhine. There never was a time
when the young man or young
woman had more opportunities
than at this time, if properly
equipped. This takes hard work.
To be honest, competent and reli
able are the points hat win in
the business world.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
D LAW IN X

Prosecuting Attorney E.B. Garner
asks us to say to our readers that
the stock law in Gasconade and
Pleasant Valley townships is in
force and has been since November
1912. When stock is found run
ming at large the constable should
be Immediately informed, and in
the absence of the constable any
citizen may take up and contine
such stock. Mr.. Garner gives it as
his opinion hat this law will re-
main in force for many years to
come.-Wright County Republican.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
A PARTY

Several of the young people of
Mansfield gathered at the home
of Miss Zena Reynolds Friday
evening in honor of her guest,
Miss Lena Wilson, of Ava. After
many pleasant games were play
ed, a delicious lunch was served.
Misses Mabel Coday, Pearl New
ton, Blanche Burney, Mabel Hoo
YER, Bessie Turner, Ruth Hoover,
Mildred Freeman, Hazel Burney,
Bertha Miller, Ina Belle Wallace,
Lois Beach, Jewell Hoover, Eula
Newton. leila Mcclellan, Opal
Hoover, Maude CCday, Zena Rey
nolds, Lena Wilson, Vio'a Hilsa'
beck; Messrs. Frank Beach,
Charles Newton, Clelland Hitch
cock, Ray Riley, Joe Williams,
Elmer Strong, Cecil Brazeal,
Frank Hoover, Alva Turner, Hor.
ace Fullington, Karl Trip, Herve
Coday, German Freeman were
those present. All reported a
good time. &C.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
Health a Factor in Success.

The largest factor contributing
to a mans success is undoubtedly
health. 1t has been observed that
a man is seldom sick when his
bowels are regular-he is never
well when they are constipated
For constipation you will find
nothing quite so good as Cham,
berlain's Tablets. They not only
move the bowels, but improve the
appetite and strengthen the diges.
ton. They are for sale by all deal
ers.-Advertisement.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
PROGRESSIVE CALL

The members of the Progressive
Central Committee of Wright Coun-
ty are requested to meet in the
court house at Hartville, Saturday,
May 10. As business of an impor-
tant nature is to be transacted it is
requested all committeeman be
present: 1t is also the request of
the chairman and secretary that all
persons believing in Progressive
principles be present.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
TO MEET TONIGHT

Representatives from Mans
field, Ava, Hartville, Mountain
Grove and Cabool meet tonight
at DR.. FIJI. Riley's Office to effect
a permanent organization of the
fair circuit.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
TINE TO GO FISHING

Dr.. Il, H. Riley was exhibiting
Saturday a fine 3 pound bass, a
gift from Luther North of Hart.
vile, who caught this specimen
of the finny tribe in the waters
of the Gasconade. Immediately
upon its receipt the doctor re
solved to start as soon as possible
on a fishing trip to the Gasco'
made.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
ANKLE INJURED

Several persons were having a
rat killing timethe other day and
one of the boys, swinging his
club to hit a rat, hit, instead of a
rat, German Freeman's ankle,
slightly distiguring him, but still
leaving him in the ring.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
TO MEET TOMORROW

The Ladies' Aid Society of the
NJ. E. church will meet with Mrs.
L. O. Nieder Friday afternoon of
this week. This meeting was to
have been held last Friday, but
was postponed one week.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
Is AN NJ. ID. NOW

DR.. N. A. Murrell of Hartville
was here Saturday enroute home
from Memphis, where he passed
creditably an examination before
the Tennessee medical board, en-
titling him to write M. d. after
his name.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
AT M. E. CHURCH

Rev. j. Wolf of Seymour filled
his regular appointment here
Sunday morning. Rev. j. W.
Needham of Mountain Grove, su.
perintendent of the Lebanon dis.
trict, preached in the evening.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08

Col. VIM. Monks died last week
at West Plains at an advanced
age. The colonel had many
friends here.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
OLD Isl DEAD.

j. M. Wammack, well known
here, died April 26 at Seymour,
aged a years.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
Dr.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills

are relied upon to relieve pain,
nervousness and irritability in thou
sands of households. OF proven
merit after twenty years use, you
a have no reason for being longer
without them.
At all Druggists, 25 doses rs cents.
MILES MEDICAL CO., EIkhart. Ind.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
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Interest on
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Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
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Mrs. J. B. Hartsfeld, 50 Corrupt St.,
Atlanta Ga, writes:
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O Nothing in the world equals them
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when otherwise l would be In bed. My
husband joins me in my praise Of the
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Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1913-05-08
Whole Family Benefited
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There are many little things to
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Norwich bulletin., 1913-07-10
THE NEW HAVEN ROAD.

Whatever it was which moved Pres ident Charles s. Mellen to resign from the head of the Boston & Maine and the Maine Central railroads. it was an action which displayed good judg- ment and a determination to give to the New Haven road the benefit of the concentration of his services, which the change will permit. The ex- pansion of the New Haven system of control has required his attention most of the time and taken it from the lines where 1t was originally applied, for the building up of other roads. When he therefore reduces his activities in this regard in New England it means an increase in the service rendered to the actual New Haven lines and the lift ing Of the multitudinous responsibili- ties from the shoulders of one and placing them on several.
 That it has been the result of the continued opposition since the merger of the two systems is plainly indicated and it serves in a measure to offset the effect of the interstate commerce commissions report by making a move in advance which might naturally be expected to follow the findings which have subsequently, been made pubic. While the commission criticised the policy of the road in gathering unto itself the extensive holdings in tro!- ley lines and devoting it's efforts to their development instead of applying itself solely to railroading, it had a good word for the passenger train ser vice, barring the lack of steel care, and for the reliability of its freight service. The commission makes rec ommendadon for extensive changes of policy and control of lines but full rec ognition is given to the value of the various propositions by themselves without the financing which places the burden on the railroad. Whether con- ditions throughout New England will improve remains to be seen, but there is reason to expect the New Haven to show good results.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-07-10
DANGEROUS LEADERS.

There has been an important warn ing for the followers of the I w. w. in the manner in which the strike which they instituted at Hopedale has progressed and ended. There has been wave of such trouble which has spread over New England to the great detriment of the workers who have been melted to attempt things regard ing which they knew little or nothing, but placed their confidence in outside influences. Hopedale has taught them costly but valuable lesson.
 Tn the belief that other communi- ties should meet the outbreaks in the same manner the Boston Advertiser says: "The threats of anarchy and mob rule, which the Industrial Workers of the World carry with them, must be faced in New England, in every com munity where this threat looms up. It is a serious expense to each town, un- doubtedly, to meet this menace effect ually, but it must be done, if the laws are to be respected hereafter. in New England Every proper and legal means which can be used to reach the mob leaders should be used; and they should be taught, as they have been taught at Ipswich, at Milford, and elsewhere in New England. just now, that the law will protect the right of the individual to do honest work. in the face of any threats or terrorism, which the L W. w. may attempt to exert
 The harm in following the dangerous leaders which the l. w. w. have proved to be has been apparent in every strike which they have instituted.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-07-10
DISCOURAGE FUTURE LAMARs.

Whatever is the outcome of the La mar affair whether there is a law found under which he can be punished for his impersonation of congressman it is evident that stop should be put to any further possibilities of a prac- tice of that kind being pursued with out a means of prosecution. The need of the influence of such a law which would make the offense punishable by a fine or imprisonment for the pur- pose of preventing the repetition of any such inclination, is imperative. Lamar seemed to have been actuated by scheme all his own, but he has given a suggestion to those who are open to ideas to cause more trouble than he has created, and to place a stumbling block in the way of national legislation of a most insidious char acter
 It is easily understood, therefore, that Senator Cummins' should expect much support for his bill which would make such an act felony punishable by imprisonment of not over five years or a fine of $5,000. It is a preventive measure and would be in existence if needed in the future, though the great est effect it could have would be the restraining of any others who might be inclined to outstrip Lamar's rec ord. The existence of such a law would do no harm, but whatever salu- tary effect 1t will give should be taken advantage of.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-07-10
ENCOURAGE ARBITRATION.

Just what will be the outcome of the demand of the conductors and train men of the eastern railroads for an increase in their wages is uncertain at the present time. They are of course inspired by the result of the efforts of other classes of railroad employees who have sought and obtained some in creases in the past two years and their determination is indicated by the vote which has been taken in behalf of a strike. Opposition from the railroads comes on the ground that the demands cannot be afforded, that such conces- sions could not be granted because of the impossible obligations under which it would place the roads, and figures are shown which indicate that the con- ductors and trainmen are already re- ceiying good wages.
 Regardless of the almost unanimous vote of the employees to strike, the proper course for the dispute to take is to submit it to arbitration under the fairest terms possible. This can un- questionably be arranged but the method of arbitration is bound to be a bone of contention just so long as the present provisions in the Erdman act remain as they are. The efficacy of arbitration is being hampered by the delay of congress in amending this important piece of legislation, the need of changing which is fully recognized. Why there should continue to be a postponement of action thereon is diff1- cult to understand inasmuch as reli- ance is placed upon government measure and the existing one has been shown by experience to be weak. The very basis of arbitration is fairness and it deserves encouragement in every way.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-07-10
ATTRACTIVE NEW ENGLAND.

This is the season of the year when New England is attracting visitors from other sections of the country by the thousands and there is a general visiting about of it's own people. SC that for the obtaining of the full ben eft, this section of the country should be at its best, not only in the way of attractions, but in the way of it's ap- pearance. There is a yearly increase in the interest in and response to the charms of New England. No section of the country holds a greater variety of attractions with it's seashore re- sorts, mountains, lakes, rolling coun- try and historic places. It abeunds in natural beauty and climate which is conducive to the enjoyment of all it's pleasures even during the hottest period.
 New England has been undergoing development for many years in this respect and it is still progressing with the increased advantages which are offered through the automobiles and the good road movement. The many thousands of summer guests are cf much advantage to every state in New England. Each one means more bus mess in all lines of trade and the stranger must be given the welcome and the entertainment which will mean his return season after season Tourist travel is not a passing fad any more than is the summer hotel guest It continues as long as there is the attraction and whatever is contributed in the way of increased advantages cities beautiful or civic improvements is a valuable aid for such summer bus jnaSS
Norwich bulletin., 1913-07-10
PINEAPPLES FOR ONE

T hate pineapples,'' said the bache- Tor girl. T acknowledge my bad taste. know I should rave over them as does the rest of humanity, but they never appealed to me. somehow.
 T think my dislike dates back to childhood days when my mother told me to prepare a pineapple for the ta- ble. It seems to me that labored from early dawn till midnight, or later, over that so called fruit. To me it was the incarnation of all the tor menting things in existence Talk about chasing a golf ball! Why, It s nothing compared to seeking the eye of an agile pinapple! Pineapples wink, suppose, when they see you coming. Anyhow, when 1 completed the toilet of that pineapple of childhood days l crawled off to bed embittered for lie.
 Tt has always been a great trial to me that Kitty Davis, my best friend, is crazy about pineapples, Kitty would go mile just to look at pine apple When she is in the act Of eating one she actually QUITS. She says it is such a refined and ladyllke fruit. I love Kitty, but she has been a source of much grief to me in tnlS respect. When we are eating lunch con together she always orders plne- apple and then comes to with a start after the waitress has disappeared and apologies for making me face the unpleasant fruit.
 Last week Kitty came to pass a few days with me. and. as she was not feeling well, I had a time finding things for her to eat. At market one morning, as I looked around, the gro cer said that he had an extra fine case of pineapples. I turned pale, but as regarded the pineapples l began to wonder why I shouldn't order some I was trying to find something to please Kitty and what kind of a friend was I if I considered my own wishes :!
 "So I bought two pineapples. l had mt the ghost of an idea how much one pineapple made when it was cut up and since I was in for it one pineapple more or less didn't matter. 1 carted the things home and laid them on ice If it hadn't been for Kitty l should have hoped that they would freeze to death. Just as I tucked them in along came Kitty, who had been out buying things on her own account. She look ed guilty and had a bundle and said she was horribly sorry, but she just couldn't help it and they did look so good, and, anyhow. she'd fix it her self.
 q just couldn't say a word, so I opened the icebox door and showed Kitty the companions of her purchase