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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-30
Contradictions.

THE more the nerrier.' Not 70
One hand Is enough IN q purse. Moth
ing hurts the stomach more than sur
festtng" Yes. lack Of meat. Nothing
hut what has an end Not 4. a ring
has none, for Il Is ronnd. Money Is q
great comfort. Not when it brings .
thief to the gallowa ssThe world is 9
long journey Not so. The sun goes
over II every day. 1T IS a great way
to the bottom Of the sea" Not so. II
is but q stones cast. " A friend is best
found In adversely Not 80, for then
there Is none to be found. "The pride
Of the rich makes the labor OF the
poor Not so. The labor Of the poor
makes the pride OF the rich.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-30
AN oUTCAsT or NATIoNs.

Huerta has justified the refusal of the United States to rec
ognize him. He has repealed the hasty action of the European
nations that did so. He his confirmed the Judgment of those that
supported the wiser course Of the United States. He has united
elv1llzed countries against him. He has made himself an outcast
OF nations. He has outraged what public opinion there is in
Mexico. lie rs reduced the anarchy he created to a short, if mot a
bloody life.
Condition have changed even in Mexico, since Diaz made a
mlhtary despotlstn the stepping stone to a civil absoluhsm under
constitutional forms. The constitution has become a custom and
elections q habit. For d generation the government has been free
from oppression BY laWless arrest and murder. The Mexican
congress mas acquired self-assertation and popular repect. 1T
cannot be trampled on with impunity.
Huerta is a Diaz only in his crimes. He has discovered
neither g ites. wisdom nor the strength Of the man whose worse
part rs inmates lie took power by constitutional forms stained
aby violence and murder, He has dropped off legal pretenses and
gesoftea 70 lawless violence under pressure of moral standards
from en tne United States. He has finally forfeited the conntenance
g ne elslized world He has deded the constitution. violated
songress py Imprisonment, i not by murder of its members, and
1akem H. legislative power into bloody and Iawless hands.
ihes Mexican nation must deal with him ais ii can, with the
support and encouragement of civilization. Foreign life
a aa properly must be protected ny naval force In the seaports.
AL q aAralI will gather Ia concert for police without intervention.
" country UNI mas been cleared Of Americans. Other foreigners
t WI, Z 6 alued s.. escape # needed. The world ii united against
W. ss;s s.nsie pa ana AZ " was against the Boxer mob, with American
InltlatlVe and Observation-Disclosures sJnn,rnaI M
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-30
III DRINK MOTIVE.

The desire for alcoholic drinks IS increasing with the advance
pf civilization, In spite Of the vigorous and often successful eff
forts To RESTRAIN Il, asserts q writer IN the Popular Science Month
ly, and asks why He disnisses as vaIueless the theory that men
drink & to- drown sorrow. 8 The desire for alcoholic drinks, the
writer asserts - ~ strong among the classes living IN luxury as
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-30
ADVANTAGES OF BEING A womAr

Hars t'ankhnrBts attorney declares her DTrnar4 in Eu-IaluI
We're purely political and did not involve moral turpituIc. Sl.
has pech admitted TO this country and will proceed 10 the Joyous
harvest that awaits her i'll the lecture halls. Aside from the pIain
iaWl IN the case, there is no harm in admitting the notorious mill
1 an 10 ths country. Probably she could not do a great amount
= damage even II she were permitted to preach her worst. IT,
N hr place, some ignorant and lowly Englshman. leaving a
.fecora y nome OF house-burning and wild conduct as a protest
against landiordlsm of the caste system, had attempted to land
on American soil, he would have lasted about. 30 seconds
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-30

There fz more Catarrh IN this section Of
the country than all other diseases put
together. and until the last few years
was supposed to be lncurab!e. For a great
years doctors pronounced 1t a local
disease and prescribed local remedies, and
BY constantly failing TO cure with local
ence has proven Catarrh to be q consti-
tutional disease, and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Co. Toledo. Ohio. is the only Corstitu-
tional cure on the market. It is taken in-
ternally In doses from 10, drops to a tea
n mucous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case It
fails to cure. Send for circulars and tess
6nnonia1s.
Address: F. ]. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, TIC.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-30

woods statement declining to be a candidate was published In
the News of September 19, and was copied from the issue OF
Public Opinion of September IS. If Judge Sherwood's letter
was written sometime before Judge McNultys announcement,
as Public Opinion claims, it was evidently withheld from publ
cation until after, and in anticipation of the McNulty announce
ment.
After Public Opinions statement and after its comparison
of dates, the News does not feel that it has been at all unfair to
Judge Sherwood.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-30
A MARVELLOUS ESCAPE

my little boy had a marvellous es-
CAPE" writes P. F. Bastians of Prince
Albert, Cape Of Good hope. 1T oc-
CURED in the middle of the night. He
got a very severe attack of Group. As
luck would have it, l had a large bot
tie of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
In the house. After following the
directions for an hour and twenty
minutes he was through all danger
Sold by all dealers. ADV. 1920
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-30
DOESN'T i GUILTY.

aberdeen Daily News. The Watertown Public Opinion
charges the Daily News with being unfair to Judge 81 &. Sher-
wood because this paper referred to the Judges refusal to become
4 candidate for congress, ON constitutional, grounds, as a cut
Ind dried affair, cooked up by s y. Way, proprietor OF Public
Opinion.
The Judge latter, Public Opinion says, was written days
before Judge McNulty announced his candidacy. The statement
deal was pre-arranged, for the announcement of Judge McNulty's
candidacy was made on Monday, September IS, and Judge Sher-
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-30
THE WORLDS GREATEST WONDER

egyptian Pyramids have commonly been called the greatest
marvel OF human construction. Yet when the Gamboa dixie was
bao M up, practically rslly completing the Panama canal. earth had
oeeh removed that would make sixtythree pyramids.
Some people call the Chinese wall the greatest bp,.n m.r
vel II IS l,5O0 miles long. The material taken out of Panama
would make q similar wall $500 miles long.
Americans have won where the very scientific French neonle
tailed. The capacity of the French for technical achievement is
SHOWN by the foremost place they have taken in developing air
Ingns. Iney went down to Panama and built twelve miles Of
scanal, Wen designed and well constructed. Their machinery was
SO good that most of it, after the rust was secured off. was # for
use after the lapse of years. Yet they slipped up somewhere on
human SIDE. They LETT the job a monument of graft.
Americans turned a swamp into a health resort. The shirt
u me .hing was expressed by Richard Harding Davis. He said
q When ne ran across a single man or little eroup of men
somewhere out Of sight, unmatched and Embossed, one would nat
ufaHy expect, considering common human habits, that some of
t aeni would be soldering Instead of that, ali seemed to be
digging for all they were worth.
Graft, SO common in municipal work ;nef6c;en, roc +.na &c
$3.50 ~ departments, has always made the American people
aea i.s Ianama mas shown that it is a possible thing to or
game government enterprises efficiently. Great power vas given
. one man, and he was held responsible. This will have its in
isa on our civic problems. Too often graft and sloth have
I : ) sne ne by q division Of responsibility so fine that no one
s = aa nor 70 blame. Concentration of authority, which is the
l nn stone OF the commission form of municipal GOVERN.
A'n "orAe wonders IN Panamak-Aberdeen Democrat.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
MISTAKE.
Annapolis Mothers Should Not
Neglect Kidney Weakness in
Children.
Many children have veak kidneys.

Many children have weak kidneys.
An early warning is bed-wetting.
Often followed by backache, head
ache. languor.
IT'S a mistake to neglect these
To blame the child for its own dis
tress
Seek to check the cause,
Save the child from dangerous kid
ney ills.
Doan's Kidney Pills are especially
for weak kidneys.
Annapolis parents know their worth.
Mrs. w. II. Blades, I51 King George
St. Annapolis. Md, says zone OF
my children suff from weak kid.
neys and complained a great deal or
pains in his back. He had to get up
often at night to pass the kidney sec
retions. | gave him different medl-
cine but nothing brought relief until
Doan's Kidney Pills were obtained
from Green's Drug Store. One box
made a complete cure. ] can say that
Doan's Kidney Pills are safe and re-
liable kidney medicine.
For sale By all dealers. Price. %
cents. Foster MiIburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States. Remember the nsne--Dosn z
and take no other
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
SET TWAIN AT "WORK"
HOW GEN. SHERMAN MADE Hu.
McRIsT PAY FARE.
Author Compelled 70 Pose as Famous
Soldier While the Latter Smoked
contentedly In His Private
Car.

Albert Bigelow Paine tells OF the
time when Mark Twain on his way
TO West Point to deliver an address
found himself in the same train with
General sherman. who had been at
tending a dinner in Hartford.
A pleasant incident followed, which
Clemens himself used to relate. Gen.
Sherman attended the banquet and
Secretary of War Robert Lincoln.
Next morning Clemens and Twichell
were leaving for West Point. where
they were to address the military stu.
dents, guests on the same special
train on which Lincoln and Sherman
had their private car. This car was
at the end Of the train. and when the
two passengers reached the station
sherman and Lincoln were out on the
rear platform addressing the multi.
tude. Clemens and Twichell went in
and, taking seats. waited for them
AS the speakers finished the train
started but they still remained out.
side bowling and waving to the es-
sembled citizens, so that il was under
good Roadway before they came IN
Sherman came up to Clemens, who
sat smoking uneoncernedly.
Well. he said. who told YOU you
could go in this carp
E" Nobody said Clemens.
Do YOU expect to pay extra fare?'
asked Sherman.
" No, said Clemens; I don't expect
to pay any fare
80, you don'tl Then you'll work
your way.
Sherman took off his coat and milf
tary hat and made Clemens put them
on.
Now said he, whenever the train
stops you get out on the platform
and represent me and make speech.
1t was not long before the train
stopped and Clemens. according to or
ders, stepped out on the rear platform
and bowed to the crowd There was
cheer at the sight of his military
uniform. Then the cheer waned, be-
came murmur of uncertainty, fol
lowed by an undertone OF discussion.
Presently somebody said:
Say. that amt Sherman; that's
Mark Twain, which brought another
cheer
Then Sherman had to come out
too, and the result was that both
spoke. They kept this up at the diff
ferent stations and sometimes Robert
Lincoln came out with them, and when
there was time all three spoke, much
to the satisfaction Of their audiences. F"
-Harper's Weekly.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
Climate Of California.

"As each man steps his foot on
shore" wrote one adventurer of the
period OF the "Forty-Niners." he
SENS to have entered a magic circle in
which he is under the influence of new
impulses" And, as additional testi
mony to the extraordinarily stimulat-
ing quality of the Californian air, Mr..
Henry Childs Merwin tells this de
lightful tale in his Life of Bret
Harte:"
A popular figure in the streets OF
San Francisco was a black pony. the
property Of a constable, that stood
most of the day, saddled and bridled,
In front Of his masters Office.
The pony's favorite diversion was TO
have his hoofs BACKED and polished
Whenever coin was placed between
his lips he would carry it to neigh
boring bootblack, put first one foot
and then the other on the foot rest
and. after receiving a satisfactory
shine" walk gravely back to his
usual station.
Even the dumb animals felt that
something unusual was expected Of
them in California.-Youth's Compan-
ion.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
PUDDING BELL STILL RUNG
Church IN the County Palztine Gives
Warning Il Is Time TO Begin
Frying Pancakes.

Concerning church bells 3fr. Frank
Hird tells OF the quaint customs which
are still observed I'm some OF the par.
ishes In the County Palatine.
Before the Reformation the great
bell OF the parish was rung on Shrove
Tuesday to cali the people together
for the confession OF their sins. or TO
be shriven hence the name OF the
day. This bell says Mr Hird. els
stiil rung In some parts Of Lancashire.
and is still called the Pancake Bell
being now regarded only as a signal
to the people to begin frying their
pancakes
In somo villages a bell is rung as
the congregation is leaving the church
after the morning service. This is
known as the Pudding Bell. it hav-
ing been firmly believed for many gen.
erations that 1t is rung to warn those
at home TO get the dinner ready.
The origin of the ringing of this
bell is not known. but like many 9TH
err old customs. it still fingers in the
remoter parts Of the country, an
nounclng 70 the village that the serv-
ice is over and that pudding time
has come
$50 late as 1870 the eurfew bell
was rung at Burnley. Colne, Black
burn, Padham. and in many other
towns and villages. This, perhaps. is
the most remarkable instance Of the
persistence OF an old custom centuries
after it has ceased to have any rea-
son"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
wls.lon1 q nank Of EnnIand.

Here's an item about the Bank Of
England: The Bank of England has
decided that certain tasks shall not
be done on dark days 1.-THE skeptical
may say that those tasks then are
not likely to get done in London but
no matterD 1t has been discovered
that the clerks are not SO accurate
when it rains as when the sun shines.
Their accounts suffer in the fog. And
the Bank OF EngIand-the last place
on the earth where we'd expect to find
a matter of this sort considered, a
matter OF a somewhat psychic nature
she Bs-ak of England tells its vsri-
ers young men to wait until sunny
day TO DO the tasks that are most diff
ficult. The world is getting wiser.
1t is getting wisdom.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
aEaoe Value"

DO you ever figure out what you
would bring in money il sold at race
value" that is, if the component PARIS
of your body were weighed andSmea-
sured by purchaser as raw mate
rial?" Wei, a patient German sci
enlist has figured it all out, and here
is the result:
"A man weighing $50 pounds comes
to about $3.50. re finds in his booy
about two and a half dollars worth
OF fat; while Of iron. so essential 70
health and vigor, he discovers hardy
enough to make nail an inch long
But there is plenty of lime. enough 70
whitewash good-sized chicken
house. OF phosphorus ne finds enough
10 put the heads on two Thousand
two hundred matches, and there Is
ragnesia enough TO make good IRE
works piece for the Fourth Of jay
There is enough albumen for one nun
6red hens eggs. and q small teaspoon
full of sugar and a goodly sized pinch
Of salt"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
SNAPSHOTS.

Mud, skiddoo!
Fruit men alarmed.
.ew jury out today.
Somebody calls for "a SHOWS.
Sign we don't drink as much as we
should.
The fool is apt to either believe
every thing or nothing.
When a woman knows a secret she
makes every word tell.
Many a fellow is schesty without
necessarily being broad-minded.
Some men who learned to crawl
when they were babies never seem to
have gotten over it.
of course there are sermons in
stones Many minister has preached
about that little affair between David
and Goliath.
The School Of Experience gives no
diplomas. No one ever completed the
full Curriculum.
Be a little shy of the girl that
fools her mother to keep her appoint
ment with you.
Some of the bellies we read about
don't seem to be giving much of a
moral tone to society.
-Mermaids are probably reincarna-
ton in full dress of some of the former
members Of the 400. =
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
FOUR GREAT REASONS WHY.

You should make sure of getting
copy of next Sundays New York
World by ordering from your newsdeal-
er in advance: With every copy will
go, lst, a 16-page Joke Book I'd, "a
page Magazine; Sd, coupon good for
three famous pictures printed in colors
on fine quality paper, all ready for
framing, and, 4th, the words and
music of the late song hit, "All Agree
On a Pretty Girl. The Sunday
Worlds pre-eminence is shown by the
fact that its circulation in New York
City is greater than that of the Sunday
New York Herald. Times, Sun, Tribune
and Press combined. St.j2O
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
SAW BEAUTY IN FROG SONGS
Their Voices. in Concert, Impressed
the Great Naturalist, John Muir,
to Comment.

The love songs OF the frogs seemed
hardly less wonderful than those of
the birds, their musical notes varying
from the sweet, tranquil, soothing,
peeping and purring of the hylas to
the awfully deep. low bass, blunt bel
lowings Of the bull frogs. Some Of
the smaller species have wonderfully
clear. sharp voices, and told us their
good Bible names in musical tones
about as plainly as the whippoorwill
Isaac, Isaac; Yacob, Yacob; Israel.
Israel; shouted in sharp, ringing, far
reaching tones, as il they had all been
to school and severely drilled in elo-
outlon. In the still, warm, evenings,
big, bunchy bull frogs beloved,
Drunk! Drunk! Drunk! Jug-o'-rum,
Jug-o' rum" and early in the spring
countless thousands OF the commonest
species, up to the throat in cold wa
ter, sang in concert, making a mass
Of music, such as it was, loud enough
to be heard at a distance of more than
half a mile.
Far, far apart from this loud marsh
music is that of the manly species of
hylas, a sort of soothing, immortal
filling the air like light.-John Muir,
In the Atlantic.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
When Missouri was Spanish.

After Great Britain had recognized
the Independence of the United States
Spain feared that the new nation
would attempt to seize the Spanish
province of Louisiana Accordingly
instructions were issued to the COM
mandants at ste. Genevieve. st. Louis
and other settlements to be on the
lookout for all sorts of information
and advices which ne may obtain IN
regard to the movements Of the
United States and give information to
the lieutenant governor and this gov
eminent whenever a suitable oppor-
tunity affords"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
Love and the Liner.

Al sentimental young lady from town
was on the steamship quay, where sne
saw a young girl sitting on a trunk IN
IN attitude CT utter detection and de-
spair.
Poor thing" thought the romantic
young lady, @she is probably alone and
a strangeri Her pale cheeks and
gSeat. sad eyes tell of broken heart
and a yearning for sympathy"
She went over to the traveller to win
her confidence.
Crossed in loyeg" she asked sympa-
fhetically-
No., replied the girl with a SIGH,
ed IN the Froiic. and an awful
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
Courage.

The swapping turtle, according to
Emerson. will seize stick and hold
it If his head is cut of; break the
eggs OF the young and before his eyes
are open he viii bite fiercely; so he
will bite before he is born and after
ne is dead; and similar courage the
philosopher observes in wasps ants
and cocks. A step higher is the cour-
age of the timid hen ruffing her feath-
ers and attacking dog IN protection
Of her young When animal and
moral courage combine in a great
need, as at Thermopyiae or on the
Titanic. they inspire us always. What
we need oftenest. however. is the cour-
age to meet the requirements of every
day; to defy convention, or to obey Il;
to think alone, or to submit; TO be
willingly poor; to discuss science and
poetry and mans welfare in a friyol-
Gus and luxury-loving company.-Col
uer's Weekly.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22

Trespass notice printed on muslin
or on paper for sale at this Office.
Now is the time to post trespass
notices when gunners with dog and
gun are wont to trespass on private
property. Buy trespass notice At
The CapitaIofFice.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
Beware Of OlntmeHts for catarrh THAI
Contain Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
the mucous surfaces. Such PARTICLES
should never be used except on pre-
scriptions from reputable physicians,
as the damage they will do is ten fold
to the good you can possibly derive from
them. Halls Catarrh Cure manu-
featured by +. j. Cheney & Co, Toledo,
o., contains no mercury, and is taken
internally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces Of the sva-
TEN. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure
be sure you get the genuine. It is
taken internally and made In Toledo,
Ohio, by +. ] Cheney & Co. Testimo-
malls free
Sold by Druggists. Price Toe. per
bottle
Take Halls Family Pills for lconsti-
patton
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22
sto.k-Waterlnn.

Did you see them watering the
stock today. dear2" asked the city
woman of her husband, on their va
cation.
No. replied the head Of the big
corporation; not since I left the of
fee last week"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1913-01-22

Advertise your Wants. Lost. etc.
in the Capital.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-06-16
BOAT FINES OF $4,000
Imposed for Violation of Req
uIationS as Result of Tar
ragon's Work.

According to report. the United States
inspection launch Tarragon, since she
has been in service looking up violations
for less than year. has reported over
400 vessels for failure to have proper
equipment aboard. or for other violations
Of the marine regulations. and fines
amounting to over $4,000 have been as
sessed against vessel owners and masters
as punishment for these violations.
The Tarragon is expected to pay her
first visit to the Potomac within the
next few weeks and it is more than
probable that when she does come, par
ticularly If she arrives on Sunday when
most of the power boats are out, she will
catch number of them violating the law.
The steamboat men on the river state
that while a large majority Of the power
boat owners have their craft fully equip
ped and are careful to obey the regula-
lions. there are a number who persist in
not showing proper lights when their
boats are under way at night.
Several launches showing only white
light, or being entirely without running
lights. are said to have been out on the
river last night The steamboat pilots
say they keep good lookout for such
hazy they do not always see them until
almost on top of them. and many mar
row escapes from accidents occur. An
accident on the Potomac between this
city and Alexandria about year ago
was caused by not having proper lights
ing of two girls. 1t was this accident
caused the purchase of the Tarragon by
the government for the inspection service
she is now doing.