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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-23

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tablets and Nhat-not Tor fhoumn llsnis
but they on hack tho arat essential 60
being natural medicine 10 begia
with. rheumatism Ia simply noma
eiven 10 denlgnate 4 variety ~ paine.
and can only be reached b. lrrls
eating the entire blood supply with .
naturally ansimileilve anflaole Tfne,
the pains may BE- earod with mara
rotica or the neide may BE- nouerali1af
or the time heinW hut euch methods
merely tomporine and DO not even Iea4
90 cure. There - but one standard
rheuma tism remedy. and le sold ia an
drug stores under the name 90 a \ al
it contains only pure NcRntahio
elements and II absolutely free ~ mes
curry. iodldo ~ pOfaHn ~ arsenic ard
has proved q wonder FOR every lorm
Of rheumatism.
The recovorloa of an types 81 rhsu.
nathan ~ Tho use ~ q. n il fna
tribute 10 inc natural cficNcy ~ tails
remarkable medicine. Tor a " aaalni.
lated Just a. naturally. inni az aHfQlN.
ALLY. and just 90 wen ordained ~ tse
moht acceptable. most Dalnlabla ana
moet readily dlNGalt1 food DO not
fash 70 set q bottle 81 n N n ln.I.t.
You viii be ealonianeQ 81 1hn fn.I|Ia.
II your Rheumatism Is ~ enNN noltfa
that you would like ~ tonaNIl N4a.I
speclallut cUunfenliellN write - TAs
Medlckl Dept. The Swift entci4r cd
is1 swift nld9s Atlanta, GA.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-23

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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-06-13
{ AUTO lEnv | TEST MI ADV


Il ~
Antolss .sslnev. 1919 1no a.
1000. Women laccord ding o nsdical
uthoEity. Ars 80 subject o Il than
men. % the stslner sex take more We.
prous oxsfctse. 5asSs5.s
Asto-leg. : ~ are,told, ''is cramp
due to sitting mon position for hours,
while the veins and muscles ars un.
der strain from consecutive shoaks
and 1oltings over thesroads.' =
There u. however, quite : formida,
bic agray Of troublesf witch have been
charged against motoring. ana which
point to the fact thst the sport at best
e : somewhat strenuous one for WON.
On. %
Those ailments are due almost On.
drely. however, % speeding ana to
fear Of accidents. @: Ssss.5.
The auto eva for instance. Ii 4
zspasm Of I the ciliary muscles which
govern accommoda tions for distances.
To this those who have errors Of re-
fraction are especially prone. Speed.
ing overs unknown country through
devious ways the sight ID constantly
attracted to objects now near and now
In the. distance. and thus an abnormal
strain Is placed upon the visual me.
ohAnism. 49,, 5 .9z@
Womentare warned not to take their
motoringltoo seriously, and WAoa they
observe distressing sympteua 10 -
their physicians.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-06-13
COULD MOI Be 1PENTAaoN'
Mild Man Mas Nowhere Near eolutles,
OF WsAhty ousstton That Had
Bothered Him.

Late ono mild spring night slight.
~ tfpsy man slowly took himself out
| Of the open door Of fruit store. He
hated to SO because he had to leave
q wetghty problem unsolved. And
what was. worse. he felt sure be. Naa
near the answer to thA riddle
warm, as the childreA say in their
games. So ST. Il -
mo, it isn't 1Raatagon,' he solemnlS
declared. That's near it, but it isn,t
the word It's about the same thing:
hut there's another name for l. Ard
can't remember" he added what
1t u.s. s:. .s:.: . e.:5sz .
What was that fellow talking
about?' inquired q new customer who
heard enough. % he came In, to excite
his curiosity. What was he tryiss
to get ats' r. e.
We we're trying to decida.. an.
swered another man in tAa room,
what the name would he If FIVE chill
dren were born at tAa, same tina
Two, you know, %aa, twins and three
are trtplets, but We couldn't think what
five would be" III: .=..s@ 49,
Well, said the newcomer. -four
are. qniadruplets. and by analogy Ave:
should be called quintuplets, xix sex.
tsaDlets. seven septulets; eight ootu,
plets and SO on. But never any pane
'agon.." H- < III = = : .-:z. . -
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-06-13

~ ~ 4 !. 9 + isE
on the program Of the last day.
DR.. Burt Newkirk in his lecture on
the cart of Flying . last evening told
of the progress of aviation since the
first days of the balloon. He defined
the difference between machine
used for the purpose OF carrying
through the air things heavier than
all, and those which travelled in air
being lighter than air. =r7s.
DR., Newkirk said that the danger
of the air ship is fast being elimin-
ated and that some day it would be
used by the public in much the same
way as the automobile is today. 5
"Whyrin a few years when we start
for the Office, we will go to the roof,
instead Of downstairs and will get
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-06-13

the machine and fly to work, !, said
Dr.. Newkirk. 3555Ss
Saturday
2 TO Infant Welfare. Z Miss
Augusta Mettle. s85
3 to Biology and Boy Nature.
or "a Social Program for Village and
THE Dawn OF Tomorrow. or ....rne
Country Boys" DR.. Allan Hoben.
4 to 6Polly Of the Circus, or
Pigeon" or program Of dramatic
Readings and impersonations. Miss
Harriet Hetland. 13.s s.
s to 10-'vocational Guidance
or Training for Citizenship" Or.
Allan Hoben. ssay. Is,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-06-13
More AncIsn,

More Anclsnk
They say that chess 10, the Oldest
game" remarked the Old Fogy.
Poker = older than chess" said the
Wise Guy. Y. .5 5 ....s 90
How Dc yea know!",asked the old
Fogy.
" rddpt Noah drawito pairs on thu
Ark and get FIJI house?" replied
the Wise auy,-Cincfnnatt Hnouirar
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-06-13
FOE SALE

FOR SALE-1913 model, motor
cycle and motor boats at bargain
prices, all makes. brand new ma
chimes, on easy monthly payment
* plan. 4 Get our proposition before
buying or you will regret 1t, also
bargains in used motor cycles.
Write us today. Enclose stamp for
reply. Address Lock Box IL, Tren-
ton, Mich. s= EN- -=s 5-5 s..s
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UNIVERSITY GLEE
CLUB TONIGHT

Continued from first pase).
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-06-13

Chambermaid wanted at the Brink
man hotel. -.- i. p:
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
Marriage Customs in
Many Countries
IN CHINA.
By Madison C.. Peters

\ 4 in v
M
Weddings
OF
Is =
All
all
wedding
a
both
in
Chinese
carried
to
is
alliance
of
en-. he
OF
appear
wedding would be America
her husba
the
old liberty
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
His Side Line.

-HE Chicago Record-Herald quotes
this dialogue:
Are you MIR. LeftWich""
That is my name
Your uncle oisd a few days ago. ]
believe
The doctors pronounced him dead
yes"
Il have tust lead that he left his en-
tire fortune to public institutions
We'll. what about It? Are you re-
lcrter' II you are. | don I wish to he
interviewed"
NO. my dear fellow. am not a re-
porter. | am lawyer. | thought YOU
might have some w:ll-brraking to he
Done | am an expert Will-breakcr."
Il don't want any Of my uncle $
money. Since he preferred TO cut me of
without dollar. | am perfectly willing
to work far my living
Permit me TO hand YOU ny card. IN
case they ever wish t. try you for
unacy please remember ne. ha.r
kept = number Of crazy people cut OF
rSylums -
The Washington times., 1913-04-16

been under constant temptation to do the easies:
thing that is stick by cotton, and because it needs
financial sustenance more than the great Middle
West. Therefore, it is GOod to see the South awak-
enng to understanding of these highly practical
problems.
They are social as well as financial and industrial
questions The country life conference, which opens
in Richmond today. brings together a large number
of the abest in the South, for the discussion Hf
these questions. 1t recognized that the South
full of the spirit of progress. 1t has absorbed to
itself far than its share of the benefits of the
Federal Department of Agriculture, simply because
has been aggressive in demanding that that depart
ment work for it. The rich and comfortable Middle
West didn't realize what it could get out of the
department. the South did, and it is splendid thing
for the whole country that it did.
Better Schools better roads, better rural santa
ton, cooperative marketing methods and buying
methods and the introduction of system of rural
finance that will make it possible to increase the
number of farm proprietors-these among the
greatest of the South's rural needs. The South
understands that fact 1t has awakened to a social
consciousness, an appreciation of its needs. That
is very long step toward accomplishment; and the
Richmond conference is a proof that the South has
started on the upward path
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
Hedgeville
Editor
By Iohn L, Hobble,

Henry Plank says that he doesn't
make enough money to live as a man
should on his income.
Deacon Quarts says that he couldn't
go to church with a man on Sunday and
then beat him in a trade on Monday
He would have to wait until Tuesday al
least.
Rev. Frost says that Heaven or the
other extremity IL a state of mind and
some Of his congregation are living In
both places.
Old Fork says that when his wife is
wrong he just lets her keep changing
her mind until she Is right, and then hs
agrees with her.
Every man should mistreat his wife
occasionally. so she can have the salts
faction OF feeling that she is beins
abused.
Mrs. Plank says that all kinds of sick
ness must he contagious because when.
ever her husband Is feeling bad every
one in the house suffers.
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
JUSTICE TO THE LOBBYISTS.

There are bad lobbyists, just as there are bad
lawyers, merchant princes bartenders and preach
ers. But that doesn't justify classification of all lob.
byists as bad, nor of their business as necessarily
vicious.
If all lobbying could actually be stopped, legisa-
tion would pretty nearly stop. Congress would be
sending sergeants-atarms with capiases to bring in
the same people, in many cases, who would have
been excluded as lobbyists in order to get light and
information from them.
Registering the lobbyists, as Senator Kenyon pro-
poses would probably do no harm; it might do some
good; not much. But wholesale and miscellaneous
denunciation of the whole business of lobbying is
sheer nonsense
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
A Thing To Be Dreaded.

N the Capitol at Washington the
other day Representative Stephens
i OF Los Angeles got to talking about
tuna fishing OF the coast of Call
fornia
The tuna fishermen. he said. got ouS
in small motor boats with a long line
bated with flying fish, and to catch
anything less than hundrcd-pouni
tuna was not considered good sport.
At this junCture he was approached
by a cOlOred messenger who had over
heard him.
"-'Scuse me. Misish stephens" SAID
h" with large expression In his Won
dcrinr eyes, but did yo' say dey went
tishin' 70 hunned poun' fish in a little
mo AN boat
oh. Ncs," smiled the Congressman;
they go ont very frequently"
"Golly, exclaimed the messenger. aS
II piCturing the scene, ain; day feared
dey might ketch one? ?"-PhiladeIphia
TeleSraph.
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
JUSTICE IN THE DICE.

New York Judge permitted prisoner to de-
eide his own fate by his plea. Accused of burglary,
he could plead guilty as fourth offender and be
sentenced for life; he could plead guilty Sec
ond offender and get ten years. The accused shook
dice for it, pleaded as fourth offender, and was
sent up for life. By taking the long sentence he
has better chance of parole but on the other hand
may spend the rest of his life in prison.
1t was dramatic gamble. Incidentally, it was
one of the things that court ought to permit much
less encourage. Administering justice out of the
dice box is altogether too suggestive of some other
loose methods tnat have brought our courts under
criticism.
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
THE RICHMOND CONFERENCE.

When people talk about the pressing necessity for
increasing the yield Of this continents SOIL they may
may not have the South at the top of their minds
If it isn't there it ought to be, The South is the
region to which the nation must turn for very much
the greatest part OF the increased production that
the immediate future will demand.
The agricultural South underwent industrial revo-
luton half century ago, and is today just getting
a clear vision of its new status. 1t knows that it
needs to be, agriculturally great deal more than
the headquarters of the worlds cotton supply. Ii
knows that it is a magnificent corn and livestock
country; and it is coming to understand that by
diversifcaton of its crops in these directions, it will
also conserve the pToiuctvcneSs of its soil and in
the long run, strengthen its hold the source of
cotton.
The problems of country life are more intense
in the South than elsewhere, because the South has
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
BALTIMORE'S NEWEST DISTINCTION.

Johns Hopkins University is easily the most dis
tinguiShed institution of Baltimore 1t is unique
among educational institutions Of this country Its
place of emnence is now being fortified by the ded
cation of the Henry Phipps Psychiatric clinic, made
possible by the generosity of Henry Phipps the Pitts
burgh millionaire.
This institution, with structures and equipment
represents investment of about S20OOOOO 1t is de-
clared to be the worlds most complete establishment
for the study and treatment of all mental disorders
Its dedication is only to Jonns Hopkins
Baltimore, and Maryland, but literally to the whole
world of scholarship and medical science. In honor
Of this formal dedication statesmen, savants, and
phlanthropsts have gathered from all parts of this
country, and from ether countries as we'll The dedi-
Catory ceremonies are scheduled TO open today and
will be notable both socially and scientifically. Sir
William Osler, he is in England. former
distinguished Batmorean, has returned from Lon
don to take leading part in the occasion; church
men. scientists, publicists eminent specialists n
many lines, have gathered to honor the event and
the man who made it possible 1t is not only great
day for Baltimore and its famous university but for
the entire nation. and for the cause of intelligent
humanitarianSm
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
THE CASE OF TY COBB.

Ty Cobb's strike for a salary of $4,000 has
made Georgia's premier citizen easily the foremost
insurgent of baseball. 1t looks as if Ty were II
the way of working himself out of a baseball job
which would be rather more serious to him than to
any other single individual; but if on the other hand
he should manage to clean up the $4,000 selling
automobiles, il isn't easy calculate just what good
would have been accomplished by the baseball mag
mates in discplining him. His loss to Detroit would
probably cost that town more in gate receipts than
the salary. and making an example of him would no,
be very impressive if he should demonstrate that lie
could do as we'll at something else
Besides, who wouldn't hate to see Ty out OF
the game!
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
Trapping a Lawyer.

y some cases counsel receive answers
to questions that they had no bust
ness to put. which II not quite 10
their liking. are what they iustl:'
deserve The following story Of George
Clarke. a celebrated negro minstrel. is
a cas-. in po mt. ON one occasion. when
being examined as witness. he was
severely interroSated by lawyer.
you are in the minstrel business. |
btIieve?' inquired the lawyer.
Yes. sir was the reply.
is not that rather low calling
Il don't know hut what II is. sir.
repHsu the minstrel. but il is So much
better than my fathers that am
IGlrer proud of it
What was yOuI fathers calling he
inquired.
He was a lawyer. replied Clarke, in
tone that sent the whole court into
=. roar m laughter as the discounted
lawyer sat down.-Popular Weekly.
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
Whats on the Program, il
Washington Today

The following Masonic organizations
will meet tonight. Lodges--Wash-
ington Centennial No. II. social;
East Gate. No. 81, NJ NJ: Naval. No.
I. special. l p. m, funeral; Royal
Arch Chapters-Columh No. I.
T. NJ. and NJ. l.. NJ: Chapters not
bullet.ned. -inaCostia, No. l..
Brightu ood. No. .: Capitol No. II;
Hiram No. 2. knights Templar--
PotSrnaC Commandery, No. ). vista
tion and installation of officers.
Eastern Star-Areme Chapter. No.
10.
The following |. u. o. F. organiza
tions will meet tonight. Lodges
Eastern. No. :: Harmony. No. 3.
Friendship. No. IL. and Federal
CITY. No. % Encampmert-Mt- Ne
no. No. =. degree. Rebeilah Degree
Martha Washington Lodge. No. ..
The following X. Of p. orsanixa tiors
will meet tonight: I.odceS--Ne
Vernon. No. :: Union No. -. Pyth-
ian SistsrS-FrienGshi Temple. No.
2 Military Department-Was ng-
ton Company, No. /. irll.
The following National Union coun-
ellis will meet tonignt. Treasury and
Congressional
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
OUR NAVAL DEGENERACY.

The general board of the navy has abolished
"starboard" and port" and hereafter boat will
just have plain right and left sides. 1t is only fair
to say that Josephus isn't responsible. The move,
ment to denaturize nautical lingo started long
before the Raleigh editor became first SALT anG
dates well back into the Taft Administration Reports
that the outrage had its origin in connection with
the other scandals of the General Land Office dur
Ing that Administration have not thus far been
confirmed
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
THE THIRTEENTH MASSACHUSETTS.

II was Massachusetts, district which, in bye
election soon after the passage of the PayneAldrich
tariff bill, named Eugene N Foss as its Congress
man, and pointed straw in the direction which the
political wind mas been blowing since. Mr. Foss,
Democrat made over out Of Republican tariff in
surgent made wonderful run and succeeded Re-
publican.
Now in circumstances which make its verdict
equally suggestive of the popular trend, another
Massachusetts, district elects Democratic Congress
man to fill vacancy. This time John ]. Mitchell,
Democrat, is chosen to the vacancy caused by the
promotion of Jonn W. Weeks, Republican, to the
Senate Comparing the figures of this bye-election
with the Congressional vote of the district last
November the following showing is made:
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
Here's a Book
IMPOSSIBLE BOY" by
Nina Wilcox Putnam, pub
u lished by the Bobbs-Merrill

! lished by the Bobbs-MerriI
Company, of indianapolis.
| When the spring begins to stir in ones
blood and Is capable Of making, one
ready for any kind of an impossible
| series Of adventures which would be
] scoffed at at any other time or season OF
the year. and when the desire to get
out ''on the road and forget care over
comes everything but the desire to eat.
Just such book as Nina Putnam has
\ written Il highly enjoyable.
Pedro, the hero of this tale. IL as ador-
,, able a young boy as A. /. Heller ever
portrayed In pen and ink. while his
real wooily bear. Is exactly the sort of
person one would choose to ramble with.
gypsy fashion.
Called by the gentle art Of painting.
Pedro Is unable to continue his wan
derings, so, by a miraculous convent
ence he meets with a sure-enough art
ist who is willing to change places With
him, and take his bear and stan IN ex-
change for a studio and all of the neces-
sary artists supplies. including some
good friends.
Though rich, romantic, and ravfshing.
the young girl who falls IN love with the
little artist. is refused by him, simply
because he Is after all such an ..impos-
sible boy" In,rigues Of her father bring
that worthy gentleman in contact with
the kind artist who took the road.
fate applies an experienced finger for a
mixer, and the fortunes Of all are de-
liciously intermingled. There IL a nice
surprise at the end of the story which
is all the better II the reader does not
..Deep''
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
Wnh .sem<f,res . L,tfie srtAe otAe>

The Boston Americans, our financial
choice for the emblem. are beginning
the season in exactly the fashion that
a team on which We had hazarded our
earnings might be expected to. As
we lark to lookup, only the tempo
rary suspension of the law OF gravity
Is keeping them in the percentage col
umn. and the doctors are shaking their
heads. But are we giving up? ARE
We? Bulletin later
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
Amussmeals.

NationaI-"The Garden of Allah" ;
and - III.
Relasco-Vaudeville.c els and s:l5 .. M.
Columbia-''Clothes," Sis 2. m.
Polrs-"Old Heidelberg" 2:l5 and SIS
u. IN
Academy - Gel Rirh-cuick Walliny-
ford S:lI u. IN.
Chase's-Talkins pictures. to II p. m.
CosmoS-Naudeville.
Cas!no-NaudeVilie.
" INueum-"BiS Review els and >:lj =.
m.
and Sis y. m.
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
LORIMEREsQUE VINDICATION.

A member of the New York State senate
accused of soliciting bribe in connection with
legislation, has been acquitted by the senate by
vote of IS to 81.
Somehow there is Scottish flavor about the
vindication that brings to mind the distinguished
certifcaton of character that was presented to the
Honorable William Lorimer-after his first trial.
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
(I) Yes (a) Yes.

6. S. *: To decide bet, please
settle this: \ says that the Democrats,
in their caucusisn schedule by sch edule
consideration of the tariff, are way be
hind; B claims they're running on
schedule time. II you pick A, then b
wins, and vice versa
HOWARD
The Washington times., 1913-04-16

Secretary Tumulty let the P. r. r..
tear out 500 worth Of mileage 20 that
he could go home and vote for the
commish form of government, whic
won out in Jerseycity by 3,s1a. What
are YOU kicking about?
The Washington times., 1913-04-16

\ day or two more Of this weather
will dot the sporting pages with Jupiter
Pluve-ar I'D -his-sprinklng-Can cartoons,
from which Allah tho ad for the Gar
den Of y protect us
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
Votes for Women.
,Frum the bulletin.

The message was f!c!n his lSecretary
Bryan'S daughter. announcing the
birth Of A grandson to the Secretary Of
State. The new arrival. the cablcgranI
said. has been named Ruth Bryan
Owen
The Washington times., 1913-04-16

One wonders, these times Of Dem.
caucusage, how the Republicans are put
ting in their time FonderinE 1t fur
ther. however. II is unlikely that they
note any difference between the pres
ent days and those on which Congress
meets.
The Washington times., 1913-04-16
Won't That Be Nice?
'r'rom tn. Herald -

The Saturday night dances at the
Chevy chase Club have become SO pop
ular that 1t is expected that they will
be given on Wednesday nights.