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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17
pavis.Bristol.

William Z. Bristol of Stockton
.alifornia, formerly of this city
.as married in that city January !
% Miss Ethe Davis. The Stockton
evening Mail has the following &c
sount of the event:
miss Ethel Davis, younger daugh-
err OF the late Frank Davis, gave
some of her friends gasp OF sus-
rise by being married this morning
10 w. Z. Bristol The wedding toos
place al O'Clock at the home of the
brides mother. Mrs. Margaret Da-
vis, at 20 East Acacia street, Judge
Plummer tying the knot in the pres
nee Of the relatives. Miss Davis
vas attired in dark b!pe travelling
suit of chiffon broadeloth and was
Unattended.
Immediately after the wedding
M and Mrs. Bristol left for San
Francisco where they viii spend SOY
1ral days after which they viii re
urn to Stockton.
mfr. Bristol is a native of Illinois
md for many years has been en-
gagged in the promotion and opera
ton of public service utilities in the
republic of Mexico.
His bride Is a handsome, statu-
ssque young woman OF loVable char
icter, genial disposition and domes-
lie tastes and accomplishments
which insures for him home OF
Tranquil peace and happiness. In
short she is one of Stuckton's finest
Young women and Mr., Bristol is to
De congratulated.
Mr.. Bristo' is a son of w l.. Bris-
lol of 1913 Walnut street this city.
He was born and reared in Cairo and
resided here until he left for Old
Mexico about twelve years ago to en-
gage In business in that country. He
left there about a year ago on ac-
count of the unsettled condition OF
affairs produced by the revolution.
He has made several visits to Cairo
since.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17
HONE RULE BILL
PASSES ENGLISH
LOWER HOUSE
BY Majority Vote Of ITO and
| Later Read in House
| Of Lords.
BIG DEMONSTRATION BY IRISH
Premier Asquith and John E. Red
mend Cheered Justify BY
Assembly.

London. Jan 1s.--After a Ions
struggle between the Home Rule
bill fassed the HOUSE of Commons
tonight by majority of lto; late
1t was. read for the first time in thu
House OF Lords.
There were two divisions in tn
lower house. Balfouf's rejection
was defeated 25S to 362 when thf
, third reading was carried BY vote
of 3e1 to e57.
The result of the decision was
made foregone conclusion. but
, Irisnmen inside and outside of tbs
house did the best they could. an6
assisted by the Liberals and the
Laborites gave the measure. for
which they had waited so long, 3
good send off on its way to the
House of Lords. where its fate is
certainly sealed
The voting was preceded by an
Iother series OF brilliant speeches OF
political leaders, anong whom werl
Frederick y. Smith, Sir John A
Simon. John u. Redmond Timothy
Young and August BirrelI, chief sec.
rotary of Ireland.
When the figures were announced
Tho Nalionalists waved hats. hand.
lerclliefs and papers and cheereG
Justify for Premier Asquith and
Redmond. The latter, who is usual
ly impassionable, was carried away
Thy the enthusiasm of hi9 followers
and entered into the spirit of the
Icccasi0n
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17

The inquiry of the states, attorney
developed another angle yesterday
when he learned the existence OF a
''slush fund formed to brige pub
lie Officials into dropping charges
against members of the hand who
come under suspicion in connection
with iaee1diary flrcs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17
llblbtt5e1l@l

= The highest point Of wosnan's
happiness is reached only through
motherhood, in the clasping Of her
child within her arms. Yet the
mcther-to-bc IS often fearful of
natures ordeal and shrinks from
the suffering incident to its CEN
summation. But for natures ills
and discomforts nature provides
remedies, and in Mothers Friend
is to be found a medicine of great
value to every expectant mother.
1t IS an emulsion for external ap-
plication, composed of ingredients
which act with beneficial and
soothing effect on those portions
OF the system involved. 1t is in
tended to prepare the system for
the, crisis, and thus relieve, in
great part, the suffering through
which the mother usually passcs.
The regular use of Mothers
Friend viii repay any mother ii
the comfort it affords before, and
the helpful restoration to health
and strength it brings about after
baby comes. Mothers Friend is
for sale at drug
stores. Write q .ST,:l
for mr. frea klIAIHkff t5flti1il
pectant motif
ers which contains much valuable
information, and many sugges-
tions of a helpful nature.
sRADfiflD REGULATOR CO.. Aslan... e.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17
WOMEN TO WEAR
ONLY FLESR|NcS
In Conjunction With Ccrsets and
Princess Hobhle is Decree
Of Fashion.

New York. Jan. IA has under
wear. petticoats, pelts and stocks
md dress Innings.
Enter the union suit. the corset
and draped hohble front as the sole
apparel of The 1913 woman Of fash
ion, Empress Josephine OF 1873
conc 10 life again
This is startling innovation
coming after SO many STARTERS, but
Max Aron. secretary of the Dress
makers Union of America, proprie-
tor Of Fifth avenue establishment
and otherwise authority on woman's
dress. declares it is here.
THE woman of the future will
find three garments sufficient" said
Aron today. Exclusive of shoes
and stockings. she will wear a union
suit. the lower part in the form OF
tights, small corset of comparatively
few bones, and close-fitting one
piece dress, with very slight or even
no lining. Some women today are
wearing only these three garments.
Il believe that the underwear In
dustry has fallen off 70 per cent In
the last three years. Lacy, ruffled
lingerie is now drug on the market.
Underwear is dead.
"The change didn't come all at
once. II began ten years ago. The
flannel petticoat went first. The
shirtwaist then struck the knell OF
dress lining. Then it was discov-
cred that unlined skirts could be
built. Seven years ago the one
piece dress suddenly came to the
front. Then went belts and collars.
when the hobble skirt came in
three years ago the underskirt went
out. Women soon stopped wearing
three petticoats, then decided two
was 100 many and finally took to
wearing tights. Everything is
toward simplicity. Four dresses and
hat can now be bought for what
ore complete OUTFIT once cost. Even
the hats are untrimmed.
Last Summer Partisan women
with slight figures left off their
corsets.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17
spsrsciy Settled Territory,

A place in England has been found
where there are only four cottages in
an area of so, 900 acres One OF the
cottages has been owned by the same
family for 600 years, and it is said
that in 200 years the kitchen fire has
never been allowed to 20 out.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17
Tc, n ia: ve~al ,.se.

Today tea Is used Inc world around.
It r. the natural drink Of Russia. OK.
tending all over the Russian empire
and into Siberia. 1t is tho favorite
beverage of all Asia. including Tibet,
India, China and Japan. In England,
Canada and the United States tea
drinking Is praeLieed. by practically
every household Millions and mil
lions OF pounds Of teajeaves are con.
sumed every year.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17
Three Talented LADIES'

The recital by three Cairo ladie,
leiven at Library HALL last night un
der the auspices of the Cairo Wo
mans Club, was attended by a yer,
appreciative audience. ut was ;
trafe treat" was the expression o
many In the audience who were gen
crous in heaping compliments upor
the artists. The trio of entertainer
was Mrs. Glendale Morgan. vocal
list, Miss Birdie Mae Matthews
reader, and Miss Laura Clendenen
pianist.
The ladies were eharminely at
Tired in evening gowns.
The program was well selected
and the rendition on the part Of caef
artist showed such marked ability
aeh in her line. that won well mer'
tied applause The program:
ta) a. D. 1890. tb) A Song, Mat
powell; Miss Clendenen.
Franeesca's Love Affair. Miss Mat
news.
tal From the Land of the Sks
2lue Water. Cadman; tb> Love is
Bubble. Allitsen: tc) Destination
seFontenailles Mrs. Morgan.
Etudo No, 3. Opus %, Chopin
Hiss Ciendcnea.
The Last Work. Can Dyke, Miss
Matthews.
Spring Song, Woodman; Mrs. Nor
ar.
Selection from ia Old Virginia,
'age; Miss Matthews.
Whero Blossoms Grow. Sans
3ouei; Mrs. Morgan.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17

FOR SALE-Team OF mules, five
years old, work double or single,
perfectly sound; heavy double sci
harness; Underwood typewriter in
good condition; safe; electric fan
roll top desk and general office out
fit Inquire 1910 Commercial ave.
uue. Ill II
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17

The voters will cast their ballots
Tuesday, February Is to decide
whether or not Cairo shall issue
100000 worth of bonds to pay the
city's share of the expense of
strengthening the evees and fight
ing the flood of 1911. Can there be
any doubt as to the result OF this
election?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17
Notice 70 SUBSCRIBERS

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lays and 8 g., M, on Sundays,
tslspAene to The Bulletin. Of.
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one will be sent 70 yoa By
special messenger,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17

A tonic stimulant.
An aid to digestion.
A remedy for coughs
and colds.
A sleep producer.
Gives youth and
vigor to aged.
Dlsty's Pure Malt WIiisksy
Sold in Sealed Bottles only By drageista
grocerA and dealers at 800 bottle.
Write for free medical booklet and
doctors advice
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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17
Daily Thoucht

ITO live is to change, and to be per.
feet is to have changed often John
Henry Newman.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17

FOR SALE-Three Star Boston
cornet, silver, 1918 Commercial ave-
niue. lie 1t
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17

Announcement that Cairo Is to
have a tvuant officer will meet with
the approval Of everyone. the young
EterE excepted
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17

twhen the atteation Of The Bull
lsin d called to any misstatemens
st fact or to any error concerning
any nan or thing, corrections wl'
ahsersally Be msde.)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-01-17

- u, Also, Talks.
Hush money Is sure to blab, soon
n or later.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18

that is all the time reading about Phyl-
lis reclining idly on a divan and reply
ing archly to Lord Thickblock, can't be
expected to set the table proper or pre-
pare spuds in the manner in which they
should be prepared in"
My wife does our homework, and
she has got all the servants in crea-
ton beaten a block" said the Head
Barber.
You must be happy man. George"
declared the Manicure Lady. Every
thing you get to eat tastes better that
way and you don't have to listen TO the
silly talk of no mental This girl I was
Just telling you about had the nerve
the other day to tell me that her soul
rose superior to the sordid drudgery
she done, and reached out when she
was dreaming alone, reached out for the
unretainable. or whatever she called II
l told her # she done more reaching our
for the broom and less reaching out for
the unretainable. we would have a
cleaner living room, but she has took
violent diversion to me, and I slIppose
we will quarrel until mother sees thu
folly Of keeping her and gets a real serv-
ant.
"Wifred tried to stick Up for the girl
when he heard her saying that she loved
poetry, but when he showed her one
OF his sad pieces and she laughed so
hard at IT. thinking he meant it for
comic he froze up like a pond IN New
England, and has came over to my way
OF looking at things. He says that she
has the mind Of a hind. whatever that
means, and between he and me I guess
we will manage to get rid Of her"
Are you going 10 do your own work
when you get married?" asked the Head
Barber
Not me- said the Manicure LADY,
but ! amt going to have no intellec-
tual servant, either"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18
Reform Yourself First
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

the bunny hug ana all the other dances.
which insult those for whom they are
named
The girls ne dances with are niee.
respeota bic girls, and they are her
friends
He says by his actions: II may. and
your friends may, but you must not
No wonder she rebels! II she wers
az graceful on the floor as a boy with
two wooden legs she would insist after
that declaration on getting up and trot-
ting and hugging with the worst Of
them. No American woman will stand
for what he expects her to accept He
might find somewhere in the world a
little suppressed creature who has been
brought mp to believe that any one In
trousers is a lord and master. but he
won't find such a creature in this ooun-
try
He is right in his contention that these
dances are vulgar. but wrong in his et-
fort TO influence his sweetheart against
them
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18
4 NOBEL Short Story Complete

money with me-" His purse was
heavy with gold coins
How much is that?" he asked,
pointing TO a small dried fish,
"A nickel the man replied
That is cheap enough the rich
man thought
And that" he asked. pointing TO
a delicious pie.
"A nickel" the man replied with a
smile, evidently amused 10 see the
rich mans establishment
When things are that cheap" said
the rich man, Condescendingly you
might give me two portions Of fish
and two Of those pies
The man did not move.
You must pay in advance" he said.
Certainly" said the rich man, and
handed him twenty dollar piece.
THAT is no nickel" said the man.
sternly. And, calling two walters,
added: Throw that man out"
The rich man was furious when he
found himself outside.
What a foolish arrangement" he
muttered. They accept only nickels
here. I must get some change"
lie hurried back to earth and re-
vealed himself to his children In
dream.
Take back your gold" he said
Il can not use it here. Give me a big
bag of nickels or I shall starve to
death"
The Mortified children took the gold
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18
. . The Manicure Lady q q
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

GETHAD a scrap with the white serv-
ant girl this morning" said the
ManAsure Lady. II Try to be nice
and calm, usually, George. but that new
servant Of mine has Ssre got my goat.
1 can't see why mother keeps her, but
mother IS getting along in years, and I
hate to do anything to cross her"
whats the matter with the serv-
ANTI asked the Head Barber.
oh. she thinks she is intellectual"
said the Manicure Lady. 'TnSR1ne It,
George; intelligent servant, when
she don't know how to fry eggs with
out burning them. Anybody that can't
cook wet thing like a egg without
burning It amt got no intellect, and
that's an there is to that argument.
1.-The other day she had the mendacity
TO correct me on my English. l was
telling mother that I had took a car
ride the other night, and the servant
up and says, You mustn't say YOU have
took a car ride, You should say YOU have
taken car ride I tried to tell the
poor simp that I had took the ride.
and that there was no taken about It,
but she got thick and said something
about my early education and 1 fixes
her then with one Of my regal stares
OF naughty disdainment. and intimates
kind Of strong that I might hop my demi
tssse on her intellectual forehead, after
which she sort Of draws in her horns. I
don't claim that I know the whole die
tionary, George, but If do say 1t my
self, l have strung more words together.
and does It more graceful, than she ever
done IT, and even If she could talk as
good as I can. she ought to take our
relative stations in life into considera-
ton. don't you think?
THE trouble with white servants now
sdays. George, is that they read too
many Of Mister Chambers's novels and
study the cook book too little A girl
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18

and filled the coffin with nickeIs.
I have change now" cried the rich
man, as he rushed up to the counter
Give me something to eat quickly,
l am starving"
Money in advance" said the man
dryly.
The rich man threw handful Of
niCkels on the counter
The man behind the counter smiled
and said:
You have not earned much while
you were living on the earth Up
here we do not accept the money you
own, but only what you have given
away. Search your memory. Per
haps you have sometime given some
thing to a poor man. Every nickel
you have given away is good for a
thousand nickels here"
The rich man thought. But he had
never in his life helped anybody. and
50 he found himself an outcast spirit
loaded with useless gold
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18
Legend

A RICH man was lying on his
"A deathbed. All his life he had
been an avariclous miser and
had gathered enormous riches.
Money is the only thing that is
worth anything" he always said when
people reproached him, and now. as
death was approaching he thought:
OF course, it is just the same in
Heaven. Money is everything there,
too. l must take my money with
me"
lie called his children together and
said; My last wish is that-that you
will ill my coffin with gold Put in
all 1t will hold"
That night he died, and his children
did as ne had asked them to-
The dead man entered the next
world. where he had to go through
the usual formalities. He had to
answer many questions and his name
was entered in many big books. The
day was nearly over when they fin
ished and he felt dreadfully hungry
This will never do" he said TO
himself II must get something to
eat"
And he discovered a counter full Of
many kinds of delicious food.
Il can get a good meal here" he
thought. How fortunate I brought
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18
Items Of Interest

The most fatal explosion ever
known was at Gravelines in 1854
Three thousand persons were killed
Capital punishment was abolished
in Italy in 1875. Since then murders
have increased AZ per cent.
The biggest apple orchard in the
world has $4,000 trees. 1t belongs TO
Governor Morrill,, Of Kansas.
Scotland's population is 15.4ll
greater than that OF Ireland. She Is
also nearly twice as rich.
French people eat on an average
los eggs a year apiece, English So and
Italians only 4S.
Only T. per cent Of those con-
demned to death IN France are event
ually executed.
The proper distance between the
eyes is the width of one eye.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18
Up-to-Date Jokes

It was in a school in Glemorgan that
one Of the boys would persist in say
ing and writing. L have wrote"
To cure him Of this he was set the
task Of writing one hundred times ths
words, 81 have written" after school
hours.
The teacher went home and forgot
the hoy for a time. On hurryins back
she found he had left this note on her
desk.
Dear Teacher have wrote 7 have
written a hundred times, and I have
went home
Sunday School Teacher-what do We
mean by the quick and the dead?
Small Boy-Them as gets out of the
way Of motor cars IS quick, and them
as don't is dead
And what did you most enjoy in
France, Mrs NewriCh?'
We'll, | think II was the French
pheasants singing the 'Mayonnaise.'
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18

a YOUNG MAN writes: ct am IN
~ love with a young girl. and have
requested her not to dance the
turkey trot, bunny hug OF uiggers out
side Of her home. as my contention IS
that they are not At dances for young
girl to participate in. I dance them
myself. together with similar numbers
NV friend says she sees no harm in
the dances I have named when you
know with whom YOU are dancing Ny
opinion IS to the contrary / want her
TO he more dignifed"
There is an old story that a man once
suggested 70 his wife that each write
list NJ the others faults, TO be opened
and read at the end Of the week. She
agreed.
When the end Of tho week came, he
handed her a bulky envelope. She
opened It, and f. contained a long list
Of all her sins and shortcomings. from
her choice Of reading 10 the manner IN
which she hung out the dishcIoth. and
Of which his mother had never approved
She looked a little hurt as she read
but made no comment
Then he opened the envelope she had
handed him
You may have faults" he read, but
If YOU have, I don't see them. ! love
you just as you are"
The story is characteristic Of the man
ner in which men and women love
She accepts him with his faults. and
says nothing lie would like to make
her over, and they are never married
so long that he doesn't wish she were
a little more sedate. or taller, or thin
ner, or more entertaining. or better
looking, or something else, making her
over in his mental vision after every
new feminine pattern that attracts him
This young man loves the girl. BUT!
He would like her better II he could
make her over. And, manlike. he goes
81 It the wrong way.
"I can" he saws, land YOU can't
7 do, but you must not do. I dance
these dances, but You must not dance
them"
And she sits in her corner and sees
him seek partners for the turkey trot
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18
In the Barber sChair

NO sooner was I seated in the
chair" began Jones, than the barber
commented on the weather, and d.
rected a current of discourse into my
ears.
"'Je ne comprend pas said l with
an inward chuckle, thinking his
volubility would he checked
In very good French he started in
afresh. l looked at him as if be
wildered and then interrupted him
by asking;
WAS Sagen Sic
He began to repeat in German all
that he had been saying when I shut
him off with:
ooh, talk to me with your fingers
I'm deaf and dumb"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18
Advice to the Lovelorn
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

while l. S. says 1t is just as prop
er to ask the young lady and let
her ask the mother. L..
It was an old fashioned custom,
unfortunately passing into disuse, to
ask the mothers consent first. 10
matter what the girls age.
1t is still the correct thing to ask
her consent If the girl is young. 1t
is most unfortunate that this courte-
~ due the mother and which safe
guards the girl is not always OBJ
served
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18

ERE inky fist paper
L from of the valiant of girls
shoulder shoulder with
from the hold in
lined with delicate tissue thin tue
square typed smelling
symbol
Clearly brany girl
family scenedawfuly
the eaeu lacy charming, uxuyapped
probably raped typewriter
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18

of city streets Of The other had
the of velvet between bed and window pair of
mules" with little
here The busy in the and the
just akethe busy and white and kbe
the others are!
The white letter and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
just the business a u.s. you
The letter Make If please
finds life thing of down.
she had-A JOB! There lot of you
Here they Both together! NEIL BRTNKLEY.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18

tslt blue and discouraged.
II began taking Lydia Z. Pinkahm's
Vegetable Compound and am now IN
good health. If It had not been for
that medicine. I would have been in
my grave a long time aso."-Mrs.
IARTIH E. HAMILTON, r. f. d. No.
g, Warren. Ind
Another Case.
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boarding house and do all my own
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women will try your medicine. It
makes happier wives and mothers. =
Mrs. ANNA HANSEN, ESmond,
Rhode Island.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-18
Strange.

Hotel Managerial you give the
gentleman in room 10 his bill ?"
Waiter-Yes, sir
Hotel Manager didn't forget to
charge for anything, did I?
Waiter-Not that | know OF. sir.
Hotel Manager very
strange. ! can still hear him wills
thing!