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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1913-07-17

Boss Injecting c'erk at hall game)-
How is this, Perkins You asked off
to go to a funeral.
Clerk-Yes, sir that what it's been
for the home Boston Trans
cIipt.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1913-07-17
LEAF FIFTH.
Only an Old Song.

only an Old Song.
a lLEEP is one of the most de-
IoI lightful and undervalued
amusements known to the
lsAJ human race. / have never
had enough yet, and every second Of
time that I'm not busy with something
Interesting curl up on the bed and go
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1913-07-17

mer before last that Judy washes and
irons every day while I'm deciding how
to hand out the first sip of my trous
seau to the neighbors, when Tom, in
dangerous blue striped shirt, with a
tie that melted into 1t in tone, blew
over my hedge and landed at my side
He kissed the lace ruffie on my sleeve
while | reproved him severely and set
tied down to enjoy him. But ! didn't
have such an awfully good time as
generally do with him He was too
full of another woman, and even a first
cousin can be an evaporation in that
condition.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1913-07-17
LEAF SIXTH.
Scattered lam.

l ND when that conf1agration was
lighted in me. Tom did 1t. |
was sitting peaceably on my
u front steps. dressed In the sum.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1913-07-17
Notice of Public Sale.

In the Common Pleas Court of Highland
County, Ohio
b. W. Muntz Trustee, &C., Plaintiff,
VS.
Robt e. Fulton, Ell al, Defendants.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1913-07-17

Miss Grace McVey arrived home
last week fromiMcC Comb, Miss, where
she was teaching during the winter.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27
OAKLAND PASTOR SCORES
SCANT FEMININE DRESS

The slit skirt, the x-ray gown and
other scanty feminine dresses and
their wearers came in for grilling
at the hands of Rev. Thomas A. Boyer
OF the First Christian church, Oak.
land, in his addresse to the congrega.
ton last night. He devoted Is min.
utes to an arraignment of the daring
wearing apparel declaring that abso-
lutte nudity would be less Immoral
and far more artistic than the exist
ing fashions. ~ s--E@. -.
Such costumes" he said, "cut
clearly against the grain of one of the
staunchest of artists canons, namely
that complete nudity is more moral in
its appeal. thai is, less Immoral, than
is the figure that is thinly draped.
For the whole shocking brood
the hobble. the harenl, the chemise
expose and the like-we are com
PEELED to admit an origin that is faint
ed. They come to US redolent with
the atmosphere Of the demimonde
and they smirk of the ballet and the
opera bouffe. Some argue that the
less women wear the the better for
their health. Others see in such signs
of the times great social and moral
r
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27

Some men have to marry for money
or get some other kind of job.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27
ASTRONOMERS fear SATURN
rings ARE NEARING DISSOLUTION

Vulnerable small particles OF matter
revolving at great speed around Sat
urn at a distance of about $50 900
miles from the planet itself AS they
are held there by gravitation, It does
not seem likely that they could over
come grayitation and shoot OF into
space like meteorites. OF course, they
have been gathering speed, as they
have been travelling in their orbit, and
It is possible that some sort of phys
ical change is on, like the punching
up of the particles / doubt whether
they could overcome grayitation and
break up from sheer speed.
Prof. Tcdd's Observations.
Observations which led Prof. David
Todd of Amherst college to send a
cablegram to Greenwich declaring that
lie had evidence which led him to be-
lieve that the rings were in process
of dissolution we're later explained by
him, according to dispatches, as prov
Ing the theory that the ring Is com.
posed of many small bodies. Prof.
Todd said: rs s ~
my observations, were In the main,
completed last October. In brief they
amounted to this. Near the end OF
the major axis of the outer ring Of
Saturn I have observed a sort OF
scintillating fecculence with bright
spots of light These bright points in
dictate the separate points of which
the ring is made up. For the first
time its parts are recognized and 1t
is demonstrated that the ring is made
up of mass of parts detached from
each other"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27
MOTHERI Is CHlLD'S
STOMACH SOUR, SICK?
III tongue Is coated or II cross, fever.
ish, c0nstlpated, give sCalifor.
MIA Syrup Of Figs.n

Al tVuS NC 10 yVutCu VI II CHOco3 IctCfs
isll, constlpated, give sCalifor.
MIA Syrup Of Figs
Don't scolu your fretful, peeyish
child. See II tongue is coated; this
is sure sign its little stomach, liver
and bowels are clogged with sour
waste
When listless, pale, feyerish, full of
cold, breath bad, throat sore, doesn't
eat, sleep or act naturally, has stom-
ach-ache. Indigestion, diarrhoea, give
q teaspoonful Of California Syrup Of
Figs and in a few hours all he foul
waste, the sour bile and fermenting
food passes out of the bowels, and you
nave well and playful child again.
Children love this harmless fruit lax
alive, and mothers can rest easy al.
ter giving it, because 1t never fails
to make their little fnsides'' clean
and sweet.
Keep 1t handy. Mother, A little CIV
en- today saves a SICK child tomorrow,
but get the genuine. Ask your drug
gist for 50-cent bottle Of California
Syrup OF Figs. which has directions
for babies. children of all ages and for
grown-ups plainly on the bottle. Re-
member, there are counterfeits sold
here, so surely look. and see that
yours is made by the California Fig
Syrup Company" Hand back with
contempt any other fig syrup adver-
tlsement.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27
LADY WARWICK
WRITING PLAYS
FOR MOVIES
fBy Lates, Mail

LoNDoN.-The Countess OF War.
wick has decided TO make an incur.
sion into the cinema world as author
ess The promise OF her assistance
has been obtained by Eric Barker and
! A. Herbert Kisch, two young English.
men whose combined years fall short
OF the half century.
Not only will the countess write
plays for them. but she has placed
exclusively at their disposal Warwick
castle and its environs, and her own
estate at Easton, in Essex, with many
thousands Of acres Of deer park, beau
tiful gardens and woodland. which
VIII afford a unique setting for the
filming Of her plots.
II have written my first play in 4
highly sensational vein" said her
ladyship. 1T is called The Great
Pearl Affair." and therefore Is ex-
tremely topical But in time j hope,
with the cooperation of the two cnthu-
siastic young men who have interest
ed me in this work, to- prove that
things Of a far higher character can.
be filmed l have listened to H. g..
Wells views on the future OF the cine-
matograph as an Institutional medium
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~ m nm, history that IS nracIicaIly nm.
lnnwn. n the warvick arcbtves and
+ have two incidents now n MIND that
viii form admirable suhiects for 9 dra.
matte Treatment They lconcern Pliers
Gaveston and Isabel. one Of the
dauehters Of the Kinf-Ina Yer who mar
ried the Duke Of Clarence. who was
drowned In the butt Of Malmsey. and
will have Warwick Castle as setting.
think ii will be delightful to recon.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27
VOL INST IN COURT; ~
MUSIC FREES HIM
fBy Latest NALL

CHICAGO.-Joseph Eager, carrying
a violin under his arm, was led be-
fore Municipal Judge SculIy in the
South Chicago court yesterday in
answer to a charge Of having stolen
the musical instrument from Frank
Klein, 5000 Green Bay avenue. Klein
was not present to prosecute. Tears
streamed down Zager'sz face as he
turned to the judge. =
Il am not 2 thief your honor" he
tsaid. 81 have done no more wrong
than a lover of nature would do were
he to pluck beautiful rose from an.
others garden. I love the violin. It
has the sweetest tone in the world,
and so | only borrowed it in order
that might have a few hours of
pleasure"
Can you play?" asked the court
For answer Eager placed the violin
to his shoulder, drew the bow across
it several times and then swept into
a strain which held all those in the
courtroom spellbound. When he had
finished, Judge Scully said:
PLAY the Wild Irish Rose and
Where the River Shannon Flows"
Eager complied and put so much
feeling into the songs that the court
applauded.
THAT was great" exclaimed the
Judge. 81 shall discharge you, but you
must return the violin to it's owner.
Maybe you, can purchase it, or one
like it. = .-. ~. j.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27
Forest Fires and Frost Prove
Contributors to Heavy FL
llanciaI Loss
RY ERNEST N. SMITH

d ISpecial Star-Buileun EorrespoDdencel
! SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 1S.-It needs
the hardihcod CT the westerners to
withstand some Of natures infections
visited on California during the past
year. Not only has there been frost
To ruin much CT the orange crop, but
a drought which has had les effects,
and the reflection of general hard
times has been apparent throughout
the state.
And on top OF all that has come a
succession of forest fires, terrible In
the, devastation wrought and money
damage done. These fires have yis-
tied all parts of the state and only the
fiercest fighting has prevented untold
damage to forests.
Fires ragged in the mountains about
Los Angeles for days, many times
threatening communities with extinc.
ton. One fire in the vicinity Of San
Bernardino completely wiped out the
bee industry, destroying hives of con-
siderable value In the dry wooded
sections CT the south, flames ate their.
way for miles destroying isolated
homes and stock.
The forest fire on Mt. Tamalpaisl
was enc Of the most spectacular The
railroad and inn at the mountain top.
were threatened over and over again.
At times the whole mountain seemed
afiame and thousands were used in re-
Inducements to prevent the fires get.
ting into the towns OF Mill Valley,
san Rafael and smaller communities.
j. dramatic incident occurred when
the citizens asked for help from one
of Uncle Sans war vessels lying In
the harbcr and the captain refused to
risk the lives of many of his crew.
saying the gunners and some others
were worth $4,000 each to the gov
eminent and were too valuable to
have their lives endangered by mere
forest fire. eventually the Mt Ia.
malpais fires were stopped before
reaching the wonderful Muir woods.
Shortly afterwarf fires broke out
in the Coast mountains near San Luis
Obispo. and getting beyond control
reached the wooden mouth Of the.
long tunnel on the Southern Pacific
railroad. This caught IRE from both |;
ends. The railroad hastily bearded
up the tunnel and pumped steam into
the long shaft for a week. but doing
no good, opened up and let the fire.
burn out. The woodwork was de-
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27
NATURE HARSH ONCAUFORNlA
DURING THE PAST Z MONTHS

stroyed, fully 81 ,000, 900 worth Of dam
age was done, and Il win be weeks
| II not months before the through
Coast line viii be open The railroad.
| to accommodate passengers. carried
them over the mountains 13 miles by
auto. This additional scenic attrac-
tion made the route so popular that
1.-THE Southern Pacific was soon running
] Is autos. Then they threw up the job
Through coast passengers persisting
/. in going that way can walk half a
mite around the tunnel, while all reg
ular trains are routed down the San
Joaquin valley.
Scarcely were these fires ont OF the
way when mysterious blazes we're re-
ported in the santa Cruz mountains
below San Francisco. Men out OF
work. 1t Is said, started the confiagra-
tons hoping to be later hired as fire
lighters. The forestry reserve was
rushed from other points and a des-
perate battle Is now being fought IN
the redwoods to keep the blaze from
reaching magnificent homes IN the
mountains near Los Gatos ana santa
Cruz The variable winds make u
impossible TO tell when flres are
wholly stamped out and thoroughly
exhausted patrol u praying TOT rams
to soak the starr.
The lack OF water has become more
than an annoying problem IN some
sections of the state, not only as re-
CARDS crops but because OF sanitary
conhltions. Several prominent young
men, among thelM ssfaries &c Young
OF the Chronicle, are said TO nave DIED
from typhoid contracted through
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27
fBy Late.t MANI

PARIS, France French astrono-
|mers are worried by. the mysterious
TROUBLES Of Saturn's rings which have
recently been reported Nobody has
yet been able to diagnose the cause
and 1t is feared that It may presage
the near dissolution of the luminous
so long admired by star gaz-
ers. Astronomical dispatches. couched
in ofiieial Latin, announce the observ-
ance Of irregularities at various points
since January 4.
Explanation OF , Humorist.
The only explanation emanates from
a humorist Il is known that Saturn
has the least density of any body in
the solar system and would float like
cork IL there we're an ocean large
enough to contain 1t. Perhaps It is
because of this extreme leyity, the
commentator suggests, that the planet
goes sowing jewelry in the heavens.
Meanwhile the discussion of the con-.
stitution of the famous rings has
been revived. The latest theory is
said to be that of Prof. Birkeland of
the University of Christiania, who as
serts that the rings are not material.
but are produced merely by electrical
radiation from the planet.
View Of camiNe Fiammariop.
Camille Flammarion. the noted
French astronomer, objects on the
ground that the planet throws a
shadow on the rings and hence the
latter must be material Personally
he believes that they are not solid,
liquid or gaseous, but are composed
Of fine nebulous powder revolving
around the Saturnian globe equatori-
ally in accordance with Kepler's law.
Sees No Immediate Extinction.
Dissolution OF the rings OF Saturn,
the unique phenomena which for ages
have puzzled astronomers, is not ex-
pected by the members of the staff
of the University of Chicago at the
Yerkes observatory at Williams Bay,
Wisconsin. Prof Edward E. Barnard
declared that he did not look for
breaking up of the rings reported in
the cablegram from Paris.
while We have not had Saturn
under close observation recently, I do.
not believe that breaking up of the
rings is likely to happen" said Prof.
Barnard THE information given is.
net sufficient to lead me to express
an opinion as to what it is that is
going on in the ring. Bright spots
have been seen at different times on
the ball of Saturn itself There is no
record of any disturbance on the
rings. 1t has been proved conclusive
ly that the rings are made up of
minute PARTICLES of matter~which are
revolving around the ball of Saturn
and which we see by reflected light
Our best proof of this has been OBJ
tanned through the spectroscope.
Father McHugh Hears News.
News that the rings of Saturn are
in the process of dissolution is sur
prise to me-" said Father McHugh Of
DePaul university today. when IN
formed of the report THE event has
not been expected by astronomers and
we have no information regarding it
here. The rings are made up of in.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27
X. OF I. LEADER
HERE ON WORLD
CAMP AIGN WORK

mangurating q movement for a
worldwide extension of the fraternal
order Of Knights OF Pythias, the Rev,
!, A. Al. Brown, deputy supreme chancel4
lor X. OF p, arrived In Honolulu this
morning on the Oceanic liner Ven.
tufa. As his mission calls him to
Australia at once, he has spent but
the day In Honolulu and is leaving
this afternoon on the Ventura for tho
Colonies.
The Rev. Mr.. Brown is the first
deputy ever appointed with a view to
propagating the order OF Knights or
Pythias In foreign fields. In the past
the X. of p. lodges in foreign coun-
tries have sprung from the wishes OF
members resident there and have
fourished or been restricted without
much organized promotion work BY
the order itself
Now the Knights OF Pythias are
undertaking a worldwide extension
movement" said Mr.. Brown this
morning. my headquarters viii be
in Melbourne and 4 do not know how
long shall be in Australia, but prob
ably for some time. Under the care
and encouragement of the supreme
body. we plan to establish lodges
throughout the English-speaking
world.
Mr.. Brown is accompanied by his
family. His wife is an Australian.
and he himself is familiar with the
country He said this morning that
he has been in Honolulu on seven
previous trips. He was entertained
today by local members Of the order.
Tom Sharp took the party on q sight
seeing tour this morning
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-27

The Juggler Your limitations of
great actors used to be fine Why did
yon give up that line O. work.? The
Impersonator- Yes; made such a
hit in 1t that all the hams on the
small time was giyin' limitations OF
my limitations, and when the mntts or
the tank circuit commenced to give
limitations Of the limitations CT my inn
itations | Quit.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-06-23
LUKE MclUkE SAYS.

Never judge woman BY her telc.
phone voice.
What an awful shock the 1911 peek.
a'boo would get If 1t could see the 1914
model.
When woman imagines she has a
perfect figure she Just hates to cover
1t up when she goes out.
A chicken may not be able Ia
scratch match like a man, but she'll
lind some way TO start light If you
have any money TO burn.
We all like 10 hand out good ad.
vice. But We have an engagement,
when the other fellow starts to nm.
load any.
1t takes a bride to do n lot of wor.
fyins FOR fear hubby's love will grow
cold when she Is old and gray. She
never expects 1t to grow chilly about
the time the embroidery on the irons.
sean lingerie begins to get strngy.
II you invented a machine that
could think and you were the only
man In the world that knew anything
about 1t. every man you showed 1t u
could tell you how to improve on It.
Every daughter Is Il natural born
musician. But you never saw ono
who was natural born dish washer
ABOUT the time baby is year Old
hother discovers that 1t inherited its
fathers bad temper.
1t is too bad Mendessohn didn't live
a little longer. What an elegant di.
Vorce march he might have written
Talking about second hand furniture
a ST. Louis woman who has secured
a divorce from her seventh husband
announces her engagement to No. s
Every now and then You see y man
VINO has so much imagination tina, hc
grabs his bcak In his hand and i'm.
AGNES he Is using an Irish linen hand.
kerchief.
1T mas always been mystery TO me
how Il homely girl can look at hcr
lace In a mirror for an hour at a time
without getting Il headache.
Liberty may have done something
toward enliShtening the world, bui
soap would be awarded first prize
Enquirer.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-06-23
PRESS AND BENCH.

Inc Honorable Smith Mcpherson
United States district Judge for tho
southern district Of Iowa. declares
that he believes In ncwspapcr criti.
clSm OF Judges and their actipns
Judge Mcpherson ought TO bc regard,
ell as high authority. for few Judges in
the country have been more often or
more vigorously criticised than hc
ffut in the address which he mad,
TO newspaper workers in convention
al colorado. Springs, the Judge IN TO
be gwen credit for what .hc said at
precisely its face value. He asks that
newspapers shall not indulge in bit.
terheSs and vituperation. but shall
couch their criticism In the modora.
tion and good temper that they would
presumably employ If they were en-.
Sagfng in personal discussion with the
court. That sort OF consideration, he
thinks, Will be helpful to both sides.
Let editors and writer's be gentle.
manly toward the judges, and let the
judges have due regard to the free.
dom OF the press" he declares: the
public will be bencRciaries."
This is sound and useful advice to
both the courts and the writer's. We
are living in time when it is not nc.
cessary TO caution intelligent people
that the freedom OF the press is some.
thing that the public will sustain to
the last degree OF legitimate. proper
expression of opinion. Judges under.
stand that as well as anybody else.
and instances OF judicial effort at in.
reference are very rare.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-06-23
A SUMMER SHIRT

than the State hymn, written by Mr..
kiser, OF Chicago. But II lacks fir,
and vigor, and II West Virginia were
accused of having in its possession a
sequestered or purloined state ode, the
Attorney General could easily estab
fish an alibi. since, from the first syl
liable to the last. West Virginia is no,
mentioned. West Virginia" may no.
lit easily into the groves of poetry:
the genuine poet may disdain to nc,
knowledge double name-"West Vir
einia"-but West virginlans will no,
accept any ode which does not recog.
nize West Virginia" as the principal
theme. Everything the ode says in
praise OF the supposed West Virginia
is true. well deserved, and is apprc.
cfated. But. in spite OF our double
name, why not give us at least pre.
iatory mention in the work that is 70
stand eternally as our introduction,
our character before the other States
OF the nation and the world?-Hunt.
ington llerald.Dispatch.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-06-23
CAN'T STAND PROSPERITY.

1T Is pathetically familiar story
which a Kansas City stone mason
now rich. contractor, relates in his
answer to his wife's divorce suit. As
wealth increased in this home love
decreased. With money pouring in
the old companionship between the
couple was lost. How far they have
drifted apart is told by the fact tina.
their troubles have finally reached the
court stage.
1t very often happens tina. prosper.
lily is the worst thing for certain in.
dividuals. Many who can stand the
strain OF limited means are utterly
unable to face the altered conditions
brought about by Increased resources.
Their standards of life change, their
manners change, their way OF looking
at those about them change. Usually
the difference is not for the better.
Homes that are solid pillars OF ali
That Is wholesome and good sometimes
fall to pieces under the dsintegrat
ing influence Of wealth. The neces
sity of saving, of making the most OF
every dollar. OF living modestly. OF
pulling together for the common vel
fare binds man and wife tgcther. With
no Incentive for economy, with no re
sponsibility toward the future, with
a new leisure which neither are edu
Gated to use advantageously bonds
made fast by years OF mutual effort
are first slackened and then are sever.
ed.
1t is only the strong man or woman
who can face radically changed con
dftfons of life and remain fevei.head
ed. If the rise is gradual the individ.
ual has a chance to adjust the per
sonality to the new status. When il
Is too sudden the plain instance OF
common sense frequently are ignor
ed; pride, self.indulgence greatly in
fated notions of ones Importance, ar.
rogance and petulance manifest them
selves.
Some people, instead OF asking
Providence for wealth, should ask ia
be delivered from it. 1t is meat for
the strong and poison for the weak
After all the chief aim of life Is hap
piness; happiness frequently Is
achieved on an absurdly small tota
of this worlds goods.