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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
NEWELLTON NOTES.

Miss Lucy Lynch has returned from
Black River
Nr. and Mrs. s. X. Jones were visitors
t. Natrhez this week
Nessrs. Morris and Gus Elgutter are
home for the holidays.
Mr. Roh't. Patterson was a business
i'nr to Naichez tins week.
y mic Smith, of Nychez, is visit
:. !. z. Lynch, at Newellton.
NJ. p. II. Ball, of Baton Rouge, was
basincss visitor to Newellton this week.
,Iiss Rosa Elgutter has returned from
delightful visit to relatives at Water
proof.
Miss Alma NARROW, who is attending
Stanton College, Natchez, came home
i'r the holidays.
Mr. o. ]. Roberts, after pleasant Wis
to his son at Hollywood" has re-
turned to his home at Roberts, Ill.
Misses Jennie and Hattie Lynch, who
re attending Whitworth College, at
'rookhaven, Miss, came home for the
holidays.
Miss Del Lombardo, who is attending
the Convent of the Sacred Heart at Lake
Providence, is spending the holidays with
her parents.
NewelltOn enjoyed an unusually good
day on Christmas Eve, everybody being
busy the entire day, and every one getting
his full share of the trade. Despite the
constant flow of the coil of joy, and
the consequent exhiliration of spirits, and
beautiful display Of fireworks that illum-
mated the skies with blaze of light, there
was not single disturbance to mar the
pleasure of the occasion. Good cheer pre-
vailed everywhere and the disappOint-
ments following the disastrous year were
for the time forgotten. Indeed
"The night was filed with music,
And the cares that infest the day
Folded their tents like the Arabs
And as silently stole away"
Every household blessed with the pres
ence of little children afforded the spec
tacle, dear to every human heart, of
stockings hanging from mantle-trees, and
not one of which was sighted by Santa
Claus, whose generosity was as man
ifest as in better days Every family board
was ladened with the best available, and
with thankful hearts that the blessings Of
health and happiness are still left to us
our people wished each and all merry
Xmas," and laying aside business cares,
yielded to the spirit of the day and drank
to the future, reveling in the joys of in
nocent youth, whose mistaken faith in
dear old Santa Claus recalled their own
convictions of the long ago ere the same
happy belief was dispelled by the cruel
fiat of increasing age and wisdom.
But Christmas is gOnel And with Ir-
win Russeps "Christmas-Night in the
Quarters we can say
The night is spent; and as the day
Throws up the first faint flash of gray,
The guests pursue their hJmeward way !;
And through the field beyond the gin,
Just as the stars are going o.,
See Santa Claus neutrality-suspicious.
His own dear Land of Cotton leaving.
His work is done; he fain would rest
Where people know and love him best.
He pauses, listens, looks about;
But go he must: his pass is out.
So, coughing down the rising tears,
He climbs the fence and disappears.
And thus observes a colored youth
THE common sentiment, in soOth):
"Oh! what blessin' 'tw'u' ha' been,
EfSanty had been born twin!
We'd had two Chrismuses a yeah
Or p'r'aps one brudder'd settle heah!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
SATURDAY the 2lth day Of lAAUsRT. A. 0. 1914

above named matter, I will, on
SATURDAY the 2tth day Of llAUkRY. A. 0. 1874.
offer for sale AZ the Court House door, in The
| Town of st Joseph, I'm this parish, between
| the hours of II O'Clock A. NJ. and 4-O'clOcl
p. NJ. 70 the last and highest bidder, the
following described property. situated In
this parish, and belonging to above minor
FIRST.
Lot No. Of the Partition of Lake st. Peter
Plantation as shown by map of said Lake st.
Peter Plantation, made and surveyed by j.
w Rabbit in the month of August, 1903, ac-
cOrdiug to which map said lot one containing
100 GS acres Of land. said map being OF Rec
ord in Notlrial Record "P''. page 2t6 of the
Records of this Parish, reference to which
map is hereby ade for a more accurate de
scripton OF said Lot No. /.
Also an undivided twO-twelfths t2-l2l inter
est In and To the gin house and machinery
and aPpurtenanccs and one acre nl iand on
which T. stands. title in said interest in said
acre Of land veSting in said minor so long as
said gin is used for ginning purposes, with
right Of iHgreSs and egress to and from said
gin together with all immOvables by destina-
ton situated on said Lot No. of said ST.
Peter plantation:
at Il price not less than Fifteen Dollar per
acre one half of said price TO be paid in cash .
and the balance to be represented by notes,
due respectively in one and two years after
date, hearing six per cent per annum from
date until paid, and to be secured by ven
doris special mortgage on the property so
sold. with all the usual and customary
clauses.
SECOND.
The undivided 2-5sthr interest of said mi
nor in and to Lots and of the open land of
Live Oak Plantation, an. an un divided 66Oths
Of the woodland of said plantation, contain
ing in all iwenty-eight (2sl ceres of land, be-
ing the same property acquire by the mi
nor by Inheritance from her deceased father,
w. c. Young, as shown by his Succession
recorded in Deed Book "O', page 627 of
Records of above parish; at a price of not
less than ten dollars per acre, all on terms of
credit. 10 he paid for in four equal INSTALL
ments, due in one, two, three and four years
after date, or shorter terms. said deferred
payments to bear interest at the rare of six
per cent per annum from date until paid, and
same to he secured by a vendors lien and
mortgage with all the usual stipulatiOns
therein contained
MRS. BERT b. YOUNG, Tutrix.
St Joseph, La. , December 18th, 1918.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
MRS. JAMIE Y. COLEMAN
VS..
r. ID. COLEMAN. HER HUSBAND.

THIS CASE coming up regularly for trial
a default having first been taken and
three judicial days having elapsed and same
NOT having been set aside, trial being had
and evidence adduced, by reason thereof and
nv further reason of the law and the evidence
being in favor of plaintiff and against defend
ant,
IL ordered, adiudged and decreed, that
the community of acquets and gains hitherto
existing between plaintiff aud defendant, be
forever dissolved, and plaintiff, jamie Y.
Coleman be decreed to be separate ~ proper
ty from her said husband, the said +. ID.
Coleman.
Be IL further adjudged and decreed that
Dlaintif have Judgment and recover of de-
fendaut the full sum OF S2,6l2.73, with legal
interest thereon from the 18th day of June,
1910 until paid, and all costs of this suit.
Done, read and signed in open Court this
18th day of October, A. ID. 1913.
JOHN DALE, Judge.
true copy.
e. F. NEWELL.
Dy. Clerk 10th District Court.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Application for Liquor License

NOTICE Is hereby given, That have
tiled petition for license to conduct :.
saloon on the Plank Road in Town OF ~.
Joseph, La, in the same building used
10y nae for that purpose during the pres
ent year 1918.
EMILESMAYER.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
RUB-MY-TDSM

VIII cure your Rheumatism
Neuralgia, Headaches, Cramps,
Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts and
Burns, Old Sores, Stings of Insects
Etc. Antiseptic Anodyne, used in
ternally and externally. Price Csc.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

Mrs. Lizzie Clinton and daughter,
Mrs. Crothers, and her daughter,
Miss Elizabeth, are spending the
holidays with Mrs. Turner in Nat
chaz
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Application for Liquor License

NOTICE is hereby given, That | hav,
hled petition for license to conduct
saloon on the Main Street OF the Nillag,
OF Newelton in the same building useH
by me Tor that purpose during the pres
ent year 1918.
l.. De NFIES.s
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

"GiIt Edge Shoe Dressing" makes
you look nice out side. Gilt Edge Flour
makes you feel good inside. We can
do both jobs for yOu.-0uIIey Gro. Co.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Application for Liquor License

NOTICE is hereby given that we have
Med petition for license IL conduct q
saloon on the Front street of the Town
oil Waterproof, La, in the same building
used by Us Tor that purpose during the
resent year 1918.
F. MASSONY 4 BRO.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

DUBLIC NOTICE is hereby given that by
virtue Of a writ OF Fieri Faclas to me iii
rected by the above Honorable Court, in the
above styled matter, have seized and will
on
SATURDAY the 27th day of DECEMBER.
a. D. 1913,
offer for sale az the Court House door, in
the town OF ST Joseph, in this parish and
State, and between the hours of II O'Clock a.
m. and o'clock p. M, the following de
scribed property situated in the Parish of
Tensas, State of Louisiana, and seized in the
above styled and numbered suit, to-wit:
Que Sorrel Horse
One Buggy
One Cart
Terms Of Sale; Cash.
John HUGHES, Sheriff.
st. Joseph, La, December 18th, 1918.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
FOR RENT.
VaucIuSe Plantation!

One of the finest places on beautiful
Lake st. John. Fully equipped for rice,
cotton or corn. Would make an excel
lent stock-iarm. Address: q. NJ. d. Kel-
ley; or H. G. Turley, Agent, Natchez,
Miss.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
Notice of Bankruptcy.
In the District Court of the United States
for the Western District of Louis
iana-Monroe Division.

III the IIaI ~ vi No. 996
Bankrupt. In BANKRUPTCY
To Creditors OF above named Bankrupt
NOTICE is hereby given that on the
18th day of December, 1913, the said Ed
gar L. Collins was duly adjudicated
bankrupt; and that the first meeting OF
his creditors will be held at the Office OF
the Referee in the City of Monroe, La,
at 2 o. clock in the afternoon on the 9th
day of January, 1913, at which time the
said creditors may attend, prove their
claims, appoint trustee, examine the
bankrupt, and transact such other bust
ness as may properly come before said
meeting.
r. II. OLIVER, JR., Referee.
Monroe, La, Dec. l9, 1913.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

DUBLIC NOTICE is hereby given, that by
virtue of an Order of Sale to me directed
by the above named Honorable Court, in the
above named matter, viii, on
SATURDAY the 2tlh. DAY Of JANUARY, A. 0. 1914,
offer for sale at the Court House door, in the
Town of st. Joseph. in this parish, between
the hours of IL O'Clock A. VI. and O'clOcE
p. NJ. TO the last and highest bidder, tho
following described property. situated In
this parish, and belonging to the above Mi
nOrs:
The undivided nine fifty-sixths (9-56ths) q.
the open land of Lots and of the Partition
of the Live Oak plantations; and nine-siN-
tiethS (9-6]fhsl q the woodland tach tn
SGi. Live Oak plantations; according to MAJ
of said Partition recorded in Deed Book 49,
page 53l, ana containing 80 acres "f land,
more n less, together with "a. build
To - god imp. Owe mHutS thereon. UnOl the
following trrrfs, wit: For price 10. less
. 2 90 FIVE H. dred Dollars. the purchaser "a
execute fpar DroyniSSory notes. each for thu
sum uf 'l25. co. due and pay bic respectively
July Is, 1914; January list, -9l5: July lst, 10
aid JnTu ~ lst. 'ai6, each beari SIX per
cent DSr anlum o. res froEt 1t;c IN u n q .
Interest To ne payable an1u'lly, nj said De
fPIrcu pa me1ts L. no secured a vendor
I en- ami mortgage it'll an the usu and Gus.
fomary clauses, resting On the properly >
sold.
=. Z. NEWELL Tut1r.
ST. Joseph, IL Dscen Her 18th. 1913.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

Remaining ID the st. Joseph Post ONCE for
week ending December 20, 1913.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
ORDER OF skLE.

state of Louisiana, Parish of Tensas, Tenth
District Court.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
ORDER or SALE.

State OF Louisiana. Parish of Tensas, Tent
District Court.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

For Coal Oil and GasO-
line phone or write E. l..
GuIley at Gulley Grocery
Co.'s office.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

Affair Of Minor: Isuie NJ. a Alberta
Y. Newell.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
JUDICIAL ADVERTISEMENT
INRlT OF FIERI FAcIAs.

State OF Louisiana. Parish of Tensas, Tenth
District Court.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
MRS. MARY o. BURTON
VS..
W. P. BURTON,
HER HUSBAND.

THIS CASE coming up regularly for trial.
a default having first been taken and
three judicial days having elapsed and same
ana evidenced adduced, by reason thereof
snd nv further reason of the law and the evil
dence being in favor of plaintiff and against
defendant.
Iris ordered, adjudged and decreed, that
the community of acquets and gains hitherto
existing between plaintiff and defendant be
foreveT dissolved, and plaintin, Mary o.
q Burton, be decreed 10 be separate in prop
erty from her said husband, W. r. Burton.
BE II further adiudged and decreed that
nlaintif have Judgment and recover OF de-
fendant the fun some nf 81 200 with legal in
terestl thereon from January LIST, 1913, until
maid and all costs OF his suit
Dune, read and signed in open Court this
18th day Of October. -
JOHN DALE, Judge.
A true copy.
Z. +. NEWELL,
Dy. Clerk 10th District Court.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

Affairs of Minor: May Bondurant Young
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

DUBLIC NOTICE is hereby given that b.
virtue of an Order Of Sale TO me directed
BY the above named Honorable Court, in th'
above named matter, 7 will, on
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

sTEINHART n co.
VS.. No. 1914
TENSAS COTTON OIL & MFG. co.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
JUDGMENT.

STATE OF LOUISIANA, }
PARISH OF TENsAs, Z
10th District Court. }
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
JUDICIAL ADVERTISEMENT,

e. +. NEWELL.
by. Clerk 10th District Court.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
JUDICIAL ADVERTISEMENT.

Z. F. NEWELL,
Dy. Clerk 10th District Court.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26
JUDICIAL ADVERTISEMENT

STATE OF LOUISIANA.
PARISH oP TENsAs,
10th District Court.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1913-12-26

for the above letters will
ertised," and can procure
ne cent for each letter.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
SULZER TRIAL PROGRAM
Week at Albany, NJ. ", Will Be an
Interesting One.

ALBANY, N. Y. = The main fire
of counsel for the board Of managers
in the Sulzer impeachment trial will
center this week on the governors
alleged bartering of political infiu-
ence.
This it annuonced by Attorney Isa-
dor Kresel. Not only will members
of the legislature who are alleged to
have made deals with the governor
be called but others who are said to
have been threatened by him if they
did not vote for certain administra-
ton measures, as we'll as a few Dem
ocratic leaders.
Among those who will take the
stand are Assemblyman H. G. Prime
Jr., of Essex, J. Lewis Patrie of
Greene and Thaddeus G. Sweet of Os-
wego. With the first two named the
governor is said to have made trades
giving his support to highway bills
in return for their support to his di-
rect primary legislation.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
TIM WOODRUFF HAS
PARALYTIC. STROKE
New York Leader COllapseS at
Mitchell Notification.

NEW YORK = Timothy L. Wood
ruff, three times the lieutenant gov
ernor of this state, suffered a stroke
of paralysis when he was delivering a
. speech at Cooper Union, notifying
John Purroy Mitchell of his nomina-
ton for mayor.
While the audience was applauding
what they supposed to be the end Of
his address, five or six men on the
platform ran up to Mr.. Woodruff and
helped him off the stage. Hasty ex-
animation by physicians, showed that
his left side was partially paralyzed.
He did not lose consciousness. He
went home in his automobile with
Mrs. Woodruff to Carlton house and
his family physicians were hurrie
summoned.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
Women Who Get Dizzy

Every woman who is troubled with
fainting and dizzy spells, backache,
headache, weakness, debility, constipa-
ton or kidney troubles should use Elec-
trio Bitters. They give relief when
nothing else will, improve the health,
adding strength and vigor from the
first dose. Mrs. Laura Gaines of Avoca,
La, says: "Four doctors had given me
up and my children and all my friends
were looking for me to die, when my
son insisted that use Electric Bitters.
l did so and they have done me world
of good" Just try them. SOC and $1.0O
at all druggists or by mail. H. E..
Bucklen & Co., Philadelphia or St.
Louis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
"ULSTER ARMY" PARADES
Marches Through Belfast Streets Car
rying Dummy Rifles.

BELFAST, IRELAND-The great re,
view of 1000 Belfast volunteers be-
longing to the Army of Ulster" by
Sir Edward Carson, leader of the Irish
Unionists party, attracted thousands
of people from the surrounding dis
tricts and from every part Of the prov
ince of Ulster
Besides the four Belfast regiments,
each of them commanded by retired
army officer or militia officer, the u
ster "war staff" consisting of General
Richard, two retired colonies and two
retired captains, paraded. The volun-
teers were armed with dummy rifles
as the carrying of firearms by unli
censed persons is prohibited in the
British isles.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
His Morning Duta.

Ministerial duties and increasing dig
nifty have not robbed a certain minister
of his cherished boyhood accomplish
ment of making fritters. He frequent
" exercises this skill at breakfast time.
much to the delight of the younger
members of the family. Edith, the
four-year-old daughter. recently took
tea with member of the congrega-
ton. After the silent grace the little
one looking at her unmarried hostess,
remarked with pity:
.'You don't have any one to pray for
you. do your
Said one of the ladies present. smil-
ing:
II suppose your papa prays for you
three times a day"
"Oh, no, he doesn't" was the in
nocent and earnest answer. He fries
in the morning and prays in the after
noonr'- Philadelphia Ledger.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
Common Weakness.

An interesting light is thrown on the
purely human side of the late Edward
VII. of England by a story told of his
inability to resist the temptation to
appropriate a particularly good anec-
dote.
Some one told a delightful story te
one of his majesty's young nieces.
''That is capital she said. II must
tell It to the king.
mo-" she instantly added, Il won't,
for if you tell uncle a good story ne
forgets in a day or two that it was
told to him and goes about repeating
1t to every one as his own
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
The Family Cough Medicine

In every home there should be bot
tie of DR.. Kings New Discovery,
ready for immediate use when any
member of the family contracts a cold
or cough. Prompt use will stop the
spread of sickness. S. A. Std of Ma
son, Mich, writes: ''My whole family
depends upon DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry as the best cough and cold medicine
in the world. Two SOC bottles cured
me of pneumonia Thousands of 9th
err families have been equally benefited
and depend entirely upon DR.. King S
New Discovery to cure their coughs,
colds, throat and lung troubles. Every
dose helps. Price, SOC and S100. All
druggists. H. E. Bucklen & Co., Phil
adelphia or st. Louis
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
Old Lady Some Pedestrian.

In 1851 an old Cornish fishwife Of
eighty-four, named Mary Callinacks
walked from Penzance to London to
see the great exhibition in Hyde park.
The distance is nearly 800 miles. The
old lady created a sensation and was
noticed by Queen Victoria. She had
vowed to call on the lord mayor be-
fore returning, and she carried out
her intention, but, of course, was not
permitted to walk back.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
Fountain Pen Substitute.

on the top of the other, and one pro-
jecting a little in advance of the 9th.
er, the longest pen being on the un-
der side This will serve as feeder
and will hold enough ink to write
full page before dipping in the inb
again.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
OPEN TO ALL SCULPTORS
John p. AltgeId Memorial Competition
Will Not Close till June.

CHICAGO = The John P. Ala
geld Memorial commission has opened
to all the sculptors of the country the
competition for a suitable memorial to
be erected to the late governor of H.
linois. At the las session of the legis.
lature $4,000 was appropriated for the
memorial.
The competition will close next June
and all plans will be received by Sen
ator Johan Wage, secretary of the
commission.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
Eczema and Itching Cured

The soothing, healing medication in
DR.. Hobson's Eczema Ointment pene-
trates every tiny pore of the skin,
clears it of all impurities stops itching
instantly. DR.. Hobson's Eczema ONT
ment is guaranteed to speedily heal &C.
zema, rashes, ringworm, letter and
other unsightly eruptions. Eczma ONT
ment is Doctors prescription, not an
experiment. All druggists or by mail,
SOC. Pfeiffer Chemical Co., Philadel-
phia and ST. Louis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
PLAYING Safe.

The diner thrust the tip Of his knife
into the yellow disk which the waiter
had brought him. He held it up to
the light and eXa - ned it, while the
waiter stood by an~;ously. Then the
diner resolutely returned the yellow
disk to his plate and scraped some of
it upon his bread. II take thee" he
said, ''for butter or worse"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03

Testimony of handwriting experts will
be an important part in the impeachment
trial of William SulZer. This is needed
by the impeachment managers to identify
the signatures on various checks which
form the basis of some of the charges.
Alfred S. Osborne (top) and William Kins-
ley (bottom) planned to tell the assembly
what they thought of the various indorse.
ments on campaign checks.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
REWARD FOR RUMSEY GEMS
Burns Agency Offers $4,000 for Re-
turn of Stolen JeweIry.

NEW YORK-A cash reward of
$4,000 has been offered by the Burns
detective agency for the recovery of
the jewelry stolen from the home Of
Mrs. c. c. Rumsey at Narragansett
Pier on the night of July 26.
There was $4,000 worth of jewelry
stolen, including two necklaces con-
tanning $50 pearls
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1913-10-03
t1e Knew the Game.

Professor-''If a person in good
health, but who imagined himself sick,
should send for you, what would you
do?'' Medical Student-"Give him
something to make him sick, and then
administer an antidote.'' Professor
Don't waste any more time here;
hang out your shingle. New York
Weekly.