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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

"fuu made some enemies" said the
consollne friend. but YOU carried your
point"
YES" replied Senator Sorghum
"sonrtlmes a mnn carries nolnt with
nwhut the sane amount OF personal
cunfort that he derives from sitting on
u tack ~ Washington Star.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
skilI.

Son "a golf enthusiastic You must ac.
knowledge. Father, that II requires a
great deal ot skill 10 drive hail
hundred Yards Old Farmer Shucks.
Il don't require half ~ much skill ns
It does To drive pig hrty feet Bus
ton Transcript.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Candid Hostess Ton seeing her neph-
ew's Hancee for the trst timer never
should have known you from your pho
tograph Reggie told me you were so
pretty Reggie's Fiancee-No; I'm not
pretty, 30 | have to try to be nice.
aud It's such II bore Have you ever
trledY-LondOn Punch.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

In later life man really gets so he
takes some pride in the big feet or sowe
other physical characteristic, remarks
about which cut him to the quick in his
younger days,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

III Fmbdub hadn't displayed some
unexpected energy today should have
fired him"
And what direction did his unex.
pected energy takey
He went out aud got himself an,
other job'-Loulsvlle Courler.Iournal
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Those who attempt to follow out the
Savior's advice about doing unto others
as you would that they should do unto
you, should make up their minds in ad-
vance that they are going to be i'm.
posed upon numerically.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

THEY talk about lawyers dishonest
accumulOtlons, but look at doctors"
whats the matter with dOctorsg"
Are not all of their earnings m got.
ten galnsr- Baltimore American.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Elderly Indy lpartial invalid no.
anip,s companion; one who has tray.
rled or can tell good ghost stories pre-.
trrr,'d Advertisement In London
IIm,s.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

To wait for what never comes, to lh
ahed and not sleep To serve aud not be
advanced. ARE three things to de Of
Italian proverh.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Cured.

And has this famous doctor cured
your friend OF the haluclnaton TINT
she was sick2"
"Oh, completely she's really sick
now Flicgende RNtter.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Little George Go physician Say, |
don't think YOU look like Il duck. Doc.
tor Who saId dldy Little George
Nobody But mamma told papa you
was an old Quuck, Chicago News.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Tho man who would die for girl,
and the girl who would die without
him, are both married to Others aud
living happily.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

"Sln"e Footlirht Inherited a fortune
hr IS o paradox
"Whut's the unSwpry
Hes h0th the richest and poorest
trtur un th, stnge"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Very Prooer

Hewitt he always sings nj his
work lewett Whnt Is ms nuslnessy :
Hewltt lie ls In n grand opera com.
pany New York Times
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

EVERY good democrat favors a prom.
hitiou tariff on gowns that hok mp the
back.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

A man often stands out as model
to pattern by because Of the things his
wife does not toll about him.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

They seem TO take the sun from the
world who would withdraw friendship
frnm life -Ciceru
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

DO honest with yourself and family
and your fellow man need not worry
about suffering at your hands.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

SOME men ~ ont between acts when
they 40 to theater, but others merely
come in between drinks.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Kind words ure the music OF he
world Father
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

What is the name Of the husband Of
the Wilson girli
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

When you "nail'' coin you should
not be surprised to find hole in It.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

JOURNAL WANT ADs, bring results.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

JOURNAL WANT ABS, bring results.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
MIGHT "DROOL" ON PIERS
Also Soak" the City, Says
Mayor on Condemning Land.

MAYOR Gayuor. whose choice o. eX-
presslve words-many ~ them odd and
urusual-has been commented Upon fire.
qucntly. sanctioned the use Of the words
"drool and soak tmcaHlng % over
CHARGE iu an oni.al communication to
CORPORATION Counsel Watson Yesterday.
He was writing in regard 20 the APP
pointmcnt OF commissioners 90 condemn
the land necessary for the long piers at
West 18Th street In part. he said.
1T would be too bad TO have com
mission Of little people appointed who
would drool over the matter for months
or years and then soak the city for two
or three times the value OF the property.
VIII we ever get rid OF that sort Of bust
ness?
THE quality Of commissioners appoint
ed 10 condemn land was better for a
while. but OF late II seems to me there
las been a great falling on. Some OF the
Judges appoint excellent commissioners.
Would that they would all do so.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10

Friends and fellow members OF the civic
Club: l am going to speak about home
making and housekeeping Gwen 50
launched her maiden speech. Most Of
US nave our homes made for US. but all
OF US have to keep them-in other words
We all must be homekeepers. How is that
going 10 be possible for every one? Every
woman has not had a domestic science
course and we are not Methuselahs WITH
accumulated experience Of hundreds OF
years To keep US. so what IS there left FOR
us To do" Then. after an impressive
pause she continued: This is the solu-
tion-get a Harpers Household Hand
book there you will find the wisdom OF
orr forefathers and the science OF our
contemporaries. there you will get in
brief what shelves OF books contain at
great length. How can you get the bookf
cut out three coupons from The Tribune
and for 50 cents (or ~ cents by maid you
can get the book which at the bookshops
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
FLYING PAPER HITS MAYOR
He Orders Police to See That
Stray Sheets Are Picked Up.

Mayor GayuOr was on his way home
across City Hall Park late yesterday
afternoon, when a piece OF newspaper
riding in the teeth Of a stir wind was
blown against him. The Mayor stopped
and looked around. He could see similar
pieces Of new spaper being blown here and
there in various parts Of the park. Call
Ing sergeant Of the traffic squad who
happened 10 be going through the parh
al the time the Mayor said
II Is a shame that this paper should
he blowing all about. I have given much
time this year TO trying 10 get this town
Clean We have receptaoles for waste
paper In convenient places, and It is
against the law to throw papers on the
streets or IN public places. / want you
70 see that this Is stopped"
Inc bright sergeant then made his way
10 the various newsstands around the
park and told the proprietors they must
STOP throwing papers around. lie was
'o.d that the persons going home were
responsible for the stray papers.
The sergeant then posted himself in
front OF the City Hall and called 20 &C
count every one VINO dropped their pa
peS as they hurried along. They were
also Informed that a repetition Of the Of
fence might result in their being sum
moned 10 court Violators Of the law are
ukeiy 20 get into trouble to-day
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10

effort" instead Of welcoming the help OF
this magnificent body OF women,
II is almost a travesty 10 attempt 10
treat Of this large subject In a single ar
tice Still more impossible is it TO make
Individual mention when the countries OF
the world have sent their representative
women Their devotion 10 the council
may be illustrated in the case Of Mrs.
Henry Dobson, Of Australia, whose hus-
band was for some time Premier of Tas-
mania For twenty years she has not
failed 10 take the long journey 10 attend
its meetings.
At the close OF the congress the dele
gates for the most part will divide IN
two pngrlmages one 10 Paris, where,
under the auspices OF the National Coun-
eli OF France. whose president IS Nine.
Jules Siegfried. wife OF the former Min
ister and Senator. another great congress
has beer organized. The second will tour
ney 10 Budapest for the congress Of the
International Woman Suffrage Alliance,
stopping on the way for conventions In
Berlin. Dresden. Prague and Vienna. And
next year all will converge on Rome for
the Quinquennal OF the international
Council Of Women
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
PRESBYTERY UPH0LDS
ITS NEW MINISTERS
Will Never Admit One Who
Doesn't Accept Divinity of
Christ, Says Report.

The Presbytery OF New York. at a
meeting yesterday afternoon In the
chapel OF the First Presbyterian Church,
Fifth avenue and llth street adopted the
reply framed by their committee 10 the
protest fled by the Rev. Dr. John Fox
against the admission 10 the ministry Of
John a. Murray. Chalmers Houbrook,
Philip S Bird and Tertius Van Dyke the
four Young men who were recently Do.
censed hy the Presbytery"
The committee report. which was
signed by the Rev Henry Sloane Coffin.
pastor Of the Madison Avenue Presby-
terrain Church, and the Rev. Jesse r.
Forbes clerk OF the New York Presby
terry, said that the Presbytery had never
admitted any one 20 the ministry who
had not admitted the essentials of evan
gelic faith and who did not accept the
divinity OF Christ
The adoption OF this reply met with
no opposition. Dr. Fox himself not being
present. Dr. Fox. !n his protest. had
said that these four young men. one OF
whom IS the son OF the Rev. Dr. Henry
van Dyke had failed 10 accept several
h4 Inv NV 1T lIlfN ~ tti' t'Thf ''l ia ID
faith Upon the motion Of Or. Coffin a
committee was appointed 10 make gem
orally known the fact that the Pres
bytery had at no time admitted 10 the
ministry any one denying any OF the eie-
ments OF the faith OF the Presbyterian
Church"
The protest OF DR. Fox received little
notice except on the part OF =. a. Booth.
who made the allusiou 20 the lament
able fact that there are certain men in
the Church who are going around like
roaring lions seeking whom they may de-
your"
The PresDytery unanimously licensed
10 the ministry BayaTd Dodge. a son OF
Cleveland a.. Dodge Mr. Dodge read
his confession OF belief o. the meeting
and II was Immediately accepted. Mr.
Dodge was graduated last week from the
Union Theological Seminar
A number OF the commissioners TO the
recent General Assembly OF the Presby-
terrain Church at Atlanta made reports
showing the enthusiasm and hopeful
ness Of all who took part
A committee was appointed 10 draw
up a letter Of sympathy 20 the family OF
the late Dr.. G.. A. Briggs. to whose mem
DRY several speakers brought their trib-
utes Of admiration.
The Rev. H. "A. Simonze, vice-modera-
tor. presided.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
JEWELS BY PARCEL POST
Dealers Told They May Be Sent
Through British postoffice.

Precious stones may now be shipped
from foreign countries TO the United
States by the medium OF the parcel post,
according TO a circular sent out yesterday
by the National jewellers Board OF
Trade. at No. l. Maiden Lane. A special
committee. headed by O. d. Wormser. re-
ported to Arthur Henius, president Of the
board the result Of ITS findings. The re-
port says
1t is possible to ship goods to the
United States in sealed parcels by what
is known as the sem-ofcial service Of
the British postoffice.
This service is carried on by the Brit
ish postofice in British ships only. in con-
junction with the American Express COM
pany. under an agreement which pro-
vidcs> that the express company has no
right 10 collect any charges other than
customs duties and for clearing
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
The Woman
About Town

UNCHAPERONED.-T poet invited
the young lady to- lunch in his bachelor
apartment. Holding wild horses back was
tame compared 20 holding that young
lady back on the morning OF the event
At last, at 10 o'clock. she was allowed TO
go. AS five winters and summers had
been the extent OF her sojourn in the
world a chaperone was considered unnec-
essary. The poet determined that his lit
tie friend should have just what she
wanted for lunch and permitted her 70
order everything. Was II any wonder that
the luncheon consisted OF dill pickles
boiled tongue potato salad cheese. hard
boiled eggs. rasn cake. bananas, cream
puns ice cream and a few more incl
dentals? When mother heard and after
she had emptied the castor oil bottle, she
declared that never again would a child
OF hers lunch with poet without a
chaperone.
NEWSBOYs AND SUFFRAGE.-Two
"newsies" at the corner Of Ann street ana
Park Row discussing the lady atop OF
the Municipal Building. THAT gals gotter
nolve 10 act like hui show. She looks
Ike a suffragette gointer trow bonn.
"G'w wan, She looks like one Of dem that
don't wanter vote hOldin' glass an
pOwderin' her freckles" do YOU favor
votes FOR women" we asked. as We
bought paper merely as an excuse 10
talk with him sure do. I've got nice
customer an she gives me a box Of candy
once in a while. An she give me some
pamphlets for me mudder. Gee. she
rearly hadder fit See If brung any more
home she'd make me eat EN-. But saw
her readin' EN-. just de same. Bet III
convert her law. say. kid" broke
in his companion scornfully; 'youse
oughter hey suit Of yaler.'
AIMS AND THE BOY-On Madison
avenue a pretty girl picked up a fallen
street urchin. wiped his dirty face with
her dainty handkerchief pressed a coin in
his hand and passed on. while he CAPPED
after her like one entranced As tho
Woman About Town passed by she heard
him say: Fer de love o. Mike! Kin yer
beat that? Ne fer de movies" And he
was or Ike a Slitdh VI 4l5utliAuS
I SHOULD HURRY.-She wasn't fair
but she was fat and about forty. With
two other women she was making for the
Eighth avenue car. Seeing two Of them
run. the conductor held the car. but as
the fat one walked as lelsurely as X
going 10 her own motor, he impauently
pulled the bell and the car was OF. "Oh,
why didn't you hurry" asked one. I
should hurry? Guess not, ] read book
on pose and caimness. II said hurry ~
a disease. and one should be always calm.
and thatU act as a damper on others
prone 10 rush atf"- Like fire.
cracker" broke in her friend. For every
one that takes things as you do dozen
others must almost break their necks.
There. now, This car wouldn't sto' for
US and were late. Why hurry. indeed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
SUN WORSHIP AT VASSAR
Tree Fete a Picturesque Feat
ure Of Week.
IRON The tribune Correspondent.

IRON The Tribune Correspondent
Poughkeepsie. y. v. June "a pict-
uresque feature OF commencement week
al Vassar College was provided this
morning By the senior class, which re-
peated It's tree ceremonies. adapting them
after the fashion OF the Persian sun wor-
ship. At the early hour OF Z the entire
class appeared I'm long white costumes
and wells and performed the genufiexions
and prostrations appropriate to the an
cient cult.
The music for the songs. violins and
harps was provided by members OF the
senior and sophomore classes. The chair
man OF the tree ceremonies committee
was Miss Viola Russell, Of Wellesley
Mass. Owing 10 the fact that the Is
class tree had 20 be removed for the erec-
ton Of the new students building "
tree was used I'm the fete.
Dr. James Munroe Taylor. president OF
Vassar, preached the baccalaureate ser
mon yesterday evening from the text
Whatsoever things are true. whatso-
ever things are honest. whatsoever innings
are Just, whatsoever things are pure
whatsoever things are lovely. whatsoever
things are of good report, If there be any
virtue and II there be any praise thinH
on these things"
on Saturday night the seniors accord
ing to the time honored custom assem-
bed on the steps Of Rockefeller haI
after the chapel service, TO give theii
fayorlte songs to the sophomores' VINO
marched TO the hall singing ana FORMED
in a semi-circle. Some of the songs ahu
cheers which the seniors gave them nave
been handed down in the odd classes Ioi
years Others were original with 10 Inc
sophomores then marched about the cam
pus singing the junior marching sons
The song leader OF the senior c'asS
Miss Lillian Lang. OF Providence that OF
the sophomore class Is MISS Doro'nS
! Holt, OF Detroit.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
r. C. VANDERBILT FINED SIS
Fails to Appear in Trenton to Answer
Charge Of Speeding.

Trenton. y. j.. June 9.-Reginald G. Van
derbilt. who. with several others. was
caught in an automobile speed trap on
Saturday while returning from the
Princeton-Yale game. failed to appear this
morning before Justice Samuel G. Naar
in the police court here.
Watchers under the direction Of state
Automobile Inspector Anderson Shinn ar
rested Mr. Vanderbilt on a charge OF
speeding faster than thirty miles an hour.
lie and the others arrested were required
TO give so bail each for their appearance
in court this morning. After waiting A
while the court imposed a fine OF SIS the
limit, on Mr.. Vanderbilt and the other
half Of the so will be returned TO him.
Shinn says that Vanderbilt admitted hav-
ing exceeded the speed limit
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
ADVERTISEMENT.
ECONOMICAL HELPS TO
BEAUTY AND HEALTH

SHAMPOO AND HAIR BEAUTIFIER
abundant and fluffy hair will result
rom the use Of this shampoo. which
MAKES a healthy scalp. II frees the
SSgeIp from dust and dandruf or other
diseases and Overcomes fading dizziness,
VVnhess and stTinginess in your hair.
-A ] teaspJonful OF CanthrOX with ] cup
~ not water Use as regular shampoo,
.,use thoroughly. The hair dries quickly
",u evenly and the head feels fine.
NON-DlET FAT REDUCER-Many who
I've tried the great number OF adver-
Wsso fat rcduccrs have finally found re-
~ IN this simple home made remedy,
~hich dissolves fatty tissues rapidly
sNnout resortng TO dieting or heavy
,...eIclsing and leaves the skin firm AMI
TTli"fnkled. Mix 4 ounces parnotis with
20 pnts hot water. When cool, strain
meal
,,9S,hlN CURE AND BLEACHING your
az ~ OF mat shiny, greasy. sallow look
S'p make 10 appear charming and youth
~ Dy the use OF a lotion made by dis
vt,ihg 4 ounces spurmaX in y pint
,.sa-n haZel Cor hot water and adding :
,bfpoonfuls glycerine. This lotion viii
snIlen and clear the skin. giving il a
n'gyol and velvety appearance. II costs
sk,n.e ana when on seems part OF the
fraI winch u Is covering and protecting
.-um sun and wind.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
EEDSCELEBRATI0N FUNDS
MAYORS Committee Wants Pub
liz IN Contribute for Fourth.

Tho committee appointed by Mayor
csvnor 10 provide a quiet Fourth OF July
&c stlu I'm need OF funds Last year SoO'Vc
was provided by the aldermen. This year
tho concentration was denied by the
aldermen. but the Board OF Estimate set
aside t25. 900 for the celebration. An EFFORT
will be made to make up the difference oy
popular subscription.
With the balance left over from last
years funds the committee now mas ID l'S
hands 81. So 81. or this amount 3ll5S was
subscribed last week by the following
$500.
John D. Rockefeller
James Hearn & Son. John d. Rockeiei-
Ter, jr
Ralph Pulitzer. John L. Cadwalder.
James Speyer and General Howard Car
roll.
George McAneny. the Hon. Gherardi
Henry w. Sackett
Bloomlngdales George Batten and w.
L. Curtiss.
$40.
Mrs. Lewis Wolff. c. s. Wadsworth.
Miss Alice Leventritt, Charles r. Peck,
Douglas Mathewson. Edward y. Taller,
J. G. Ham. George Moore Smith. Theo-
dore Cooper. Barend Van Gertig. Edmund
Wetmore and Hornblower, Miller & Pot
ter.
s. or less
Mary Taber, Eliot S. Benedict. Albert j.
Holzer. James Frey, John l.. NJ Allen
and Clarence Edwards.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
CLASS IN PERFECT FEET
Not One in rs Without Pedal
Flaw. but All Hope To Be.

Lacrosse, Wis, June 9-Women's feet
are all wrong. and they've got to be cor
rected in the opinion OF the Young Wom-
ems Christian Association Of Lacrosse
and Miss Amanda Clement, physical d.
rector Of that Institution, has set out 10
tackle the Job.
Miss Clement has started class Of sew
enty-hve young women, and has taken
diagrams OF their feet both with shoes
on and off The diagrams she expects
soon to place on view at a public exhibit
ton 10 illustrate the ills to which wom-
ems feet are subject
In the $50 feet thus far examined Miss
Clement has found none 10 be perfect
Some have been deformed by being i'm
properly shod.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-10
MRS. c. E. JOHNSON LEFT se4s, 1928

The transfer tax appraisers report on
the estate OF Mrs. Caroline f. Johnson
shows that AT her death, on April "a. 1903.
II was valued at s94s,l2s. The court denied
TO Mrs. Johnson right 10 exercise the
power OF appointment over certain OF the
assets under the will Of her father. Joseph
whitney. and the assets passed as a re-
mainder. Miss Fanny l.. Johnson. Mrs.
Josephine W. Taylor and Mrs. Alice W.
Emmett. her daughters, each received
,2ss 40. The largest asset was the prop
crty No. 4s Fifth avenue, valued at
$50, COO