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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
NOT WORKING FOR ARTS SAKE
Viollnlst Certainly Had No Mistakes
Idea as 20 His Ear for
the Melody.

The Blue Forest orchestra had Just
finished an earpiercing melody on the
'front.' lawn OF Berry Inn.
One OF the guests approached the
yiolinist and somberly inquired:
did you play by note?"
"Niyer n note do | play, sir" re-
piled Mr.. Hennessey. mopping his
fevered brow with a handkerchief OF
sanguinary hue.
'Ah, by ear. them" said the sum
mer boarder, with a smile OF gracious
interest.
"Niver an ear helps me-" respond
ed the other. returning his handker.
chief TO his capacious pocket.
Indeed! May ask how you
what you do play by. them" persist
ed the inquirer.
by main strin'th. be gorry!" said
Mr. Hennessey. with n weary air. a.
he plunged his ancient instrument
into its green bag; "an' It's mighty
dry wurrk an that's no mistake"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
Man She Wanted.

'Will you marry mes" he asked.
She paused for moment before
she replied Then she said:
Listen carefully. please. You are
man OF ordinary abilities and per
fectly conventional Ideas. You
haven't the slightest conception of
the new world movement which 10
now taking place. You are intensely
blind to all OF It's radicalism. intehsS-
ly unoriginal. satisfied TO be an in
tellectual nonentlty engrossed In that
horrible. stagnating thing known as
business. and n mental slave to the
opinions put forth by your daily pa
per. | am a true feminist, an individ-
ual searcher, bound by no ties, seek
Ing the highest self.expression In ad.
vance art forms and acknowledging
no preconceived standards. VIII I
marry your or course will You're
just the man ! want"-Life.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
Japanese Courtesy.

A country where courtesy is busk
ness. and business but a gentle avo-
cation, reflects It's popularity In tho
most tritling details OF conduct. Such
country is Japan and such a detail
recently came into notice when n city
electric bureau OF Tokyo asked the
patrons on its street car lines how
they preferred 10 be addressed when
IL was necessary 10 urge them to
move up" Out of the 2,7l9 sugges-
tions sent In the Independent selects
and translates six, as follows:
Those not getting off. to the mid
die please!"
The middle Is moro comfortablel"
I'm sorry, but all move on by one
strap"
There's pretty girl about the
middle OF the carl" II
A pickpocket has just come on
board"
The municipal authorities frowned
somewhat upon the last throe sugges-
tions. but the conductors will DO
taught TO use some OF the other forms.
Is IL possible that tho Japanese hope
to enjoy an efficient traction service
on such terms' Apparently they hope
TO. and we pass Along the Japanese
idea IA "A helpful hint to the gentle
men who jerk gong on the hear OF
our own street cars,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19

asked
OF his residence attend
historical the AFFAIR that great
standing TO
assembled by
while waiting
directed the
labor
with gold The succeeded by small
gleing which followed Then
further diversion balls musk thrown the people who
scrambled struggled nightly their Inside each
ball which entitled lucky holder enough land
down
served attendants If had
candle This
literally
burn The candle candesk weighing
The bride with
he head.
The caphs fatheraw
that he might reimburse himself the iph
richest
with the privilege Of raising
that the eastgiver IN getting
The Earl OF Warwick the
through spriuasc medium
Parsan sound advice how
daily
his less than 10000
the banques which in
their because OF
maker centuries be
France the food
reflex in the characters OF two
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
GETTING OUT OF THE WOODS
Simple Rules TO Be Observed ~ Ono
Has the Misfortune to Stray
From the Camp.

II you discover that you are lost I'm
the woods, SIT down and think calmly
back over the road you have Travelled
trying 10 decide where the camp
should lie Then, II you have your
compass, and II seems 10 agree with
your judgment. stick faithfully TO that
direction. Even II you are wrong in
your decision, II is better TO keep on
In one direction. because you may fall
in with some stream and can follow
IL 20 human habitation.
If you have no compass. the sun is
an excellent guide during the day.
Should the sky be overcast. place tho
point Of your knife blade on the nail
OF your thumb; turn slowly until the
full shadow OF the blade obscures the
nail, and you have discovered where
the sun is.
You can discover the points Of the
compass in other ways; by noticing
that the tops Of the tall trees incline
10 the north: that the leaves OF trees
are generally closer on the south
side; that their branches are shorter
and more irregular on the north side.
To prevent getting into the circle
habit break of branches OF the bushes
you pass Start n fire, II your match
safe is with you-as II should be.
Remember that fire piles up with
damp wood makes n dense smoke.
and quickly attracts attention. Two
fires going at once. one little re-
moved from the other. constitute
well-known signal of distress among
woodsmen. The firing OF three shots
In succession-two at first. then
pause. then the third shots another
recognized signal, II you happen to
have a gun.-Woman' Homo Compan.
ion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
81
KleptonanIa.

The paragraphist opened his type
writer. adjusted a sheet Of paper, llt
his pipe and sat for moment I'm
mersed I'm thought Then he clicked
OF single line OF copy He glanced
az what he had written and a look OF
surprise came across his classic fea-
lures Then he gasped. shrieked and
went into a NJ OF hysteria
His colleagues rushed into the
room, but he was beyond human aid
In ten minutes he had laughed himself
20 death. Then one bethought himself
20 look az the last lines those fingers.
now cold and still. had written At
the top Of the all but unsullled sheet
appeared these words: Another shop
litter arrested in one OF our big stores
has been dismissed with a warning.
and her name withheld from the pa.
pers. What used 20 be called
crime Is now yclept a mania"
That was all But n had caught the
parsgrapher unawareA
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
ODD CAUSES OF INTOXICATION
Fruit and Vegetables Capable Of Hav-
ing Disastrous Effect on the
Nervous System.

Those who cannot resist the tempta-
tion of too many strawberries should
not be surprised if they are attacked
with fruit drunkenness" for it is
an extraordinary fact that the excess
i've eating of strawberries often re-
suits in many of the sensations con-
nected with alcohol attacking the eat
er. These symptoms consist OF gid
diness, headache, blurred sight and oc-
casionally double vision
For strawberries contain far more
acid than most of the other fruits in
season at the same time, and this
juice acts very quickly on the nervous
system, especially in the case of stout
and full-blooded people. Excessive
rhubarb eating can also produce symp-
toms of intoxication, owing TO the
excess of oxalic acid which turks in
this fruit.
But this is only one OF the many
ways in which symptoms of drunken
ness can be developed, apart from ex-
cess Of alcohol. 1t is quite possible
to become temporarily intoxicated by
excess OF emotion. whether it be sor.
row, Joy or music.
The explanation is that deep emo
tion deranges the nerve centers, which
are thrown out of unison with each
other, so that such actions as walking
and talking become difficult An in.
valid who lives on diet for come con-
siderable time, and then suddenly has
a huge meal. can quite easily get
symptoms of drunkenness on a chop or
steak.
Strong coffee on an empty stomach
also produces results similar to alco-
hol, whilst the fumes OF turpentine
are very liable to render you light
headed. Recently six men were re-
duced to a rolling condition while
unloading a cargo Of this spirit from
a barge at Bristol, England
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
No Ear for Music"

DR.. Birman-Bera, after making a
study Of the ears of famous musicians,
has come TO the conclusion that the
construction Of that organ has little
20 do with ones musical appreciation.
and that IL is not necessary TO have
even normal ear-drums 20 become a
finished musician.
Dr Birman-Bera says that his obser.
vations have shown that composers
as class have erect, almost vertical
ear-drums. and that other musicians
other than composers have ear.drums
the position OF which varies from the
slanting 10 the vertical. including all
intermediate forms. Whether DIR. Bir.
man-Bira's discovery will result in the
discarding OF that handy and much.
used phrase. "an ear for music" of
course, remains to be seen.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
GROWING STRONGER
Apparently, with Advancing Age.

AT tho ago OF 30 years collapsed
from excessive coffee drinking" writes
n man In Mo. For four years sham
bled about with the aid OF crutches or
cane most OF the time unable TO
dress myself without help.
My feet were greatly swollen, my
right arm was shrunken and twisted
inward, the fingers OF my right hand
were clenched and could not be ex-
tended except with great effort and
pain. Nothing seemed 10 give me more
than temporary relief.
Now, during all this time and fsss
about 90 years previously. drank
daily an average OF 6 cups OF strong
coffee-rarely missing n meal.
MY wife at last took my case into
her own hands and bought some
Postum. She made IL according TO d.
rections and liked II fully as we'll
as the best hlgh-grade coffee.
Improvement set in at once. In
about months began 10 work lit
tie, and In less than a year I was very
much better, improving rapidly from
day 10 day. I am now I'm far better
health than most men OF my years
and apparently growing stronger with
advancing age.
II am busy every day at some kind
OF work and am able 10 keep up with
the procession without a cane. Tho
arm and hand that were once almost
useless, now keep far ahead In rapidity
OF movement and beauty of penman-
ship"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Creek. Mich. Write for copy OF tho lit
tie book, The Road TO Wellvillo."
Postum comes I'm two forms:
Regular PostUm-must be well boiled
Instant Postum IN a soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dlssolyes quickly In n
cup OF hot water and, with the add
tion OF cream and sugar, makes a de-
licious beverage Instantly.
"Tlere's a reason" for Postum
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19

ten or twelve horse power engine 10
turn saw with sufficient speed to
saw logs into frewood. the owner cuts
all his wood without difficulty and does
II as quickly as he could with an en-
gine.
The mill has four fans" each OF
which rs about fifteen feet long and
six feet wide. On these are stretched
strips OF tough canvas; these form The
sails" Each fan is set at slight
angle. so that the wind blowing
against II forces IL over. II IN made
on the same plan as common wind.
mill. The mill is faced toward the
wind. so that the whole force comes
against the surface OF the canvas. Tho
whole mill itself sets upon sort OF a
railroad track" the wheels turning
the structure 10 the desired point. IL
is wonderful with what ease these
mills are turned; II requires only a
slight pressure OF wooden stick TO
whirl the mill. When II 10 set at the
desired angle and all is ready the
fans are unclaimed, and round goes"
the wheel Inside there is n rumbllng
sound much like that OF distant thun-
der, a speeding freight train or the
whir OF a revolving paddle wheel on a
side-wheeler steamer. The mill shakes
considerably. and anyone who hap
pens 10 be In II rushes out the door
all except the owner. who smokes
pipe and acts az though no was enjoy
Ing himself immensely.
The mill is also made 10 turn grind
stones. separators, washing machines,
and the like.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
MILLS OF CAPE GOD
Old Time Relics That Remind One
of Holland.
Ancient Structures Stay on the Job
In Spite Of Their Advanced Age
No More Like Them In tho
United States.

New York.-"Is this Hollandg" asked
y six.yearold boy from New York OF
his mother as he saw an old windmill
on Cape Cod when he alighted from
the train.
And we'll he might ask this question.
as these mills, now valuable land
marks. remind one OF scenes In Hob
land-the awkward-looking square
boxes supported from the ground by
means OF posts with great fans con.
uected with their tops.
One of the greatest spectaclos on
Cape Cod is its old mills. There are
only n very few of these: they are
not found in every village. by any
means. A canvass shows that there are
only a mere half dozen on the cape !;
but there are no more like them In the
United States.
Years ago these structures were
built for the purpose OF grinding corn
into meal. or pumping salt water into
wooden watts 10 manufacture ealt by
evaporation. Although the salt works
disappeared many years ago, and most
u Nut lnlllH NhhAuN pt uSSu ioi kilhh-
Ing grain, they are worth more in their
present state than at the time they
we're built. Summer residents. for the
most part, have bought these mills and
had them removed TO secluded spots.
where they will be free from devasta-
ton.
There are mills In the villages OF
Harwichport. Brewster. Chatham. Var
mouthport and Dennis. and one on
Nantucket island.
The oldest is at Harwichport, and is
known as Bakers MILL" This one is
said TO have been built in 1890. There
are only very few shingles on its
walls at present. and to the casual
visitor It looks only good for kindlins
wood,
At Brewster thore Ia one OF these
mills which is still I'm good working or
der It's owner, Henry Hopkins, black
smith. does "A great portion OF his work
with It. He saws all his fire wood with
It's power. grinds grain I'm large guam
titles, makes cider during the fall.
and uses its force in many other ways.
Summer visitors are oftep.Satertained
for hours at "A time watching IL work.
Mr.. Hopkins IL able TO grind n hun
dred bushels of grain In an eight-hour
day when there il fair breeze. De
spite the fact that ordinarily It takes
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
Rational Love.

THE rational rather than the
romantic, view OF marriage is the ono
most in favor with the young people
OF tho twentieth century" said DR.. IL.
Lucas Wentworth, the well known
eugenics expert, in an address in
Cleveland.
Tho rational view will mako for
happier marriages. And this rational
view is beautifully illustrated in two
queBtions--a little diologue-running
thus:
VIII you always love me7'
"'Will you always bo lovabler-
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
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GENTLY there given in Paris great feast TO the
mayors OF France Some or the French newspaper men
unthnkingly perhaps that in the point OF the
numbers fed and in the sumptuousness of the banquet II
the greatest affair OF the kind ever given In the
world
II the Paris correspondents Frenchmen they are
be forgiven perhaps for leaving out of their cacula
ton another Partisan feast given nearly five hundred
years ago At that banquet 100000 people were fed
served from bottles but the reveers filled
their fagons and cups from fountains which ran the
product Of champagne and Burgundy throughout the
llvelong day. II was the English King Henry V who
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
GIRL WEEPS SELF TO DEATH
Dies In Hospital When Family Refuses
20 Take Her When They Went
on Visit.

Kansas City.-Grieved because her
mother and uncle had gone 70 Leaven.
worth 20 visit friend without her.
while che was making a call In this
city, Miss Mary Harrison. twenty.
three years old, OF sedalia. Mo, died
at a hotel here. Deputy Coronx J. T.
Spangler. who examined the body,
said the girl had wept herself 90
death. She died half an hour before
Mrs. Louise Harrison, her mother
and 7. w. Robbins, the uncle, returned
from their trip OF few hours.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19

Bouion
Jerusalem
the pitched and attacked the city The Sara
fight
injured When affair
their hotel
OF
absolutely
EmaMon married the daughter dgniay The
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19


king of that country OF truth the Pasians
may be FESTIVAL
history of dinners
elegance
banquet which Tgeinus Nero
foundation That feast held
being the
birds
the The
a a
spread while
glassware the punder OF Greece and Asia Minor"
s25OOOO
nsgnihcan with the OF which
Gabus This Roman epure OF
s400O00 the his
barring tfe OF 100000 he poisoned
live
q
to
hospitality
this assembled multitude
refined
addition specially
The French their
for the invited
nducemen something which
the
impeed
nseess machinery At the edge of the pavilion vessel
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19

thinks with his thinker and talks with his used
college and roll both his sleeves His hands full b
cheering
bulldogs funny Eng
hrks Of commonweahs and
porches
friendly
o boyhood this fighting
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-09-19
Another Area.

"The prima donna fell down in the
opening 10 that aria"
'Iawdy days, SO did our cook"
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14
Fremont Items.

The ladies' aid society are high
~ pleased with the success of
their ice cream social last Friday
evening, as it was well patroniz-
ed and they cleared $l0.25.
Mrs. f. Porter entertained
Mrs. Fisher of Aurora last week.
w. A. Wcbber and family and
II. Fiskc and family went in to
see the parade in their autos and
enjoyed-a picnic dinner.
= Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Allen, Mr..
aud Mrs. VIM. Allen, Mr.. and Mrs.
Hiram Brown, Mr. and Mrs. Chas.
Bell and daughter May and niece
Miss Myrtle Young, enjoyed pic
ME on Ralston Creek Sunday, tax
ing their dinners. They returned
to the Chas Allen ranch and had
supper on the lawn.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14
Notice.

The regular county teachers
examinations will be given at the
Court House in Golden, Aug. q
and %, Thursday and Friday.
Applicants for high school GER
tifcates will be examined Satur-
day, Aug. 23rd.
Miss Bernice Burger,
County Superintendent.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14
ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED.

Father-And did he give you any
encouragement, dear?
Daughter-Ycs, father; he askcc
me if you and mother were pleasant
to live with.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14
Eural ann prr-
anual Jtpnts
fE&N-

l.. w. Wells, wife and two
daughters Of Cheyenne Wells,
and Mrs. Lovett of Denver, were
guests of d. j. Cahill to-day.
Mr.. Wells is a partner Of Mr..
CahilPs brother in Cheyenne
Wells.
w. H. Kaler is soliciting orders
for the Artesian Laundry.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14
VALUABLE ASSET.

Tommy-Pop, what is hattery?
Tommy's Pop-Flattery, my son
is an ability to pay compliments in.
stead of bills.-Philadclphia Record
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14
THE COUNTERFEIT.

"What's that? This piece counter,
feat? Go! 1t is dated 1888. II
it were counterfeit it would have been
noticed long ago IL H'r,
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14
DRAWING 1T FINE.

"Pa, what is meant by a nice dis
tinction p"
"Telling the difference, my son, be-
tween spring fever and sheer lar
ness"
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

Girl attending high school
wishes board and room in private
family. State terms. Address
Glendale Farm, Simpson, Colo.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14
Advertisements.

under this
head are charged for at the rate
of cents per line per issue.
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REASON.

"Why do you call the mine you
discovered the Perhaps mine"
because perhaps it will pay and
pcrhnps il WON'T"
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

Wheat for sale at c. f. Allen $,
Phone Arvada 1913.
Mrs. Minnie Dccts has gone to
Wyoming to visit her friend, Mrs.
Clark.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14
You Won't Go Wrong,

if you buy your groceries at
Cahiips.
We buy the best and pay
cash, thus giving you the dis
count.
Save your cash register
checks, they count for 2 IL
per cent on the dollar.
No trouble 10 answer CUES
lions. Come in and get
prices.
A trial order will be ap-
preciated.
Binding Irvine, IL cents;
machine oil per gallon 40 cents;
Mccormick and Deering canvas
in stock. R. 0. Graves, phone
Arvada 57l-
Mason and Economy Fruit jars
at Alexander & Wattons.
For real up-to-date meat
market step in and see George
Muench.
The best of Fruit Jar rings and
caps at Alexander & Watton's.
For Sale Sound family work
mare, VT 1000 lbs. Phone Ar
yada All. If.
If you want to insure or buy a
home or lots or need legal papers
call on j. F. White.
Ask for Your Cash Register
Checks, 2 IL per cent. dis.
count on cash purchases at
CahiiPs.
Are you looking for house to
rent? If SO, see Knapp & New
ton, the real estate men, Arvada,
Colo.
We have So, 600 to loan on irri-
gated farm land.
Knapp & Newton.
Best of fruit jar rings at Alex
ander y Walton $.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

For Sale Cheap-Furniture
Oscar Winter, W. 3Sth Ave
Phone Arvada 96l.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

AS | have been notified that
someone has been stealing the
fruit on my place, | have had
same placed under guard and
anyone caught there will be
promptly arrested for theft and
trespass.
Mrs. J. S. Mollet.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

>f switchboard operator who telephone call has
l "t0s serve you
She has her finger the modern telephone
and arc he esenha quaiha
and
mind required.
It's essential good that
healthy and o of
should be good working order
In the Bell 10000 operators furnish clear tracks for
100000 telephone talks each day
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

WANTED-1,OOO tons good al
falfa. See J. A. Pierce. Will be
ready to furnish coal to the public
in a few days.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

The best of Fruit Jar rings and
caps at Alexander & Watton's.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

F. F. o. G. Rubbers at Ca
hills by the doz. or gross. 3
doz. for Csc. Get Prices on
Mason Economy Jars.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

Wanted to borrow 9 per cent
money on Al business and real
estate property. No commissions.
Inquire Enterprise.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

For a real up-to-date meat
market step in and see George
Muench.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

For Sale Sound family work
mare, W.T. 1000 lbs. Phone Ar
yada All If.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

If you want to insure or buy a
home or lots or need legal papers
call on J. +. White.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

Ask for Your Cash Register
Checks, z IL per cent. dis.
count on cash purchases at
CahiiPs.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

Wanted Two or three furnish
ed rooms. Inquire Enterprise.
6-3p
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

Binding Irvine, IL cents;
machine oil per gallon 40 cents;
Mccormick and Deering canvas
in stock. R. 0. Graves, phone
Arvada 571-
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

Mason and Economy Fruit jars
at Alexander & Wattons.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1913-08-14

Mrs. J. S. Mollet.