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The Washington times., 1913-10-10

LOST AND FOUND

LOST-Gold swiss open-face watch: Initials
20. M" Lost Tuesday afternoon on Conn
ave. between Fla. ave- and ZooloeicaI Park
Reward II returned to MISS NEDLIN, Gun-
ston Hall. 1906 Florida ave. n W. T.
LOST-Pin, 5-pointed fraternity pin: Sigma
Nu. set with opals. Return to office Pri-
vate Secretary to Postmaster General Re-
ward.
FOUND-One box Of paper. 6 packages. )
pocketbooks. jewelry case. 2 books metal
purse. belt buckle. coats. Is umbrellas.
suit cases. l pair glasses. I pair OF eloves.
hat. comb. ] camera. / earring. I picture.
lamp. pins. stamps. belt strap. WASH
INGToN TERMINAL CO.. UNION STA
TION.
HELP WANTED-MALE
BARRER for Saturday: A. ~ X ct. n.
w 10
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
JOHN ALSO NEEDED MONEY
As It Turned Out, Wife Need Not
Have Been Afraid of What He
Might Say.

1t was Christmas eve. A beautiful
woman sat staring dolefully at the
embers of the fire.
Christmas eve," she murmured,
and no money to buy baby a Christ.
mas gift"
Slowly her eyes wandered round the
room until, with a guilty start, they
rested on something standing On the
mantelpiece.
1t was baby's money box. Her
hands clutched the chair convulsively.
IF | only dared!" she murmured.
But what would John say"
For a few moments she stood de-
batting the awful question in her
mind, and then she took the box in
her hands.
John need never know" she whis-
pered.
Then, with guilty face, she broke
open the box and emptied on to the
table a collection of-tin tacks, nails,
etc. {
John had been there first.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
TT Seemed
| WOULD DIE"
Expression Used by Mrs. MCGEE
in Describing the Terrible
Agonies She Underwent.

Seephenville, .Texas.-"For ten
years." says Mrs. Jay MCGEE, of this
place, Il suffered from womanly trou.
bles. ! had terrible headaches, pains
In my back, etc.
My husband told me to try Cardui,
the woman's tonic, but / did not think
anything would do me any good.
1t seemed as though | would die, l
suffered SO! At last, l consented to try
Cardui, and 1t seemed to help me right
away. | was interested, and continued
its use.
The full treatment not only helped
me, but it cured me. 1t will do the
same for all sick or suffering girls or
women-both married and unmarried.
will always praise Cardui, the
woman's tonic, highly, for it has been
the means of saving my life and giving
me good health"
Other women, who suffer as Mrs.
MCGEE did, should profit by her ex.
perlence, and get relief, as she did. by
taking Cardui, the woman's tonic.
For women's pains, for womanly
troubles, for nervousness, weakness.
ETC., Its 80 years of splendid success,
has proven that Cardui is a good rem.
cay, prompt, reliable and harmless.
Cardui is almost sure to help you
and VIII leave no disagreeable after.
effects. Try 1t.
~; B.-.,W,le to: Chattanooga Medicine Co..
Ladies Advisory Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn. for
SSfsscIaI Instractions on your case and 6.page book.
wrapper. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
HUmoR DIsFIGURED BABY

Clarendon, N. C.-"My baby was
broken out with a red, thick and
roughlooking humor when about two
months old. 1t would come in patches
and went almost all over her in that
way. The places were like ringworm
and as they would spread they would
turn red and make sores and itch.
The trouble went to her face and
disfigured her badly. Her clothes ir-
ritated it.
Il saw the advertisement Of Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment and I got a
sample and in one nights time / could
see a change in the redness and in
two days the place would be nearly
gone. l sent and got one twenty-five
cent cake of Cuticura Soap and two
ffty.cent boxes of Cuticura Ointment,
which cured my baby. She was we'll
in three months" (Signed) Mrs. Der.
TIA Sawyer, Oct. II, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept, L, Boston. ADV.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
MAN HE WAS LOOKING FOR
Mr.. Outlets Could Give Steady Job to
Applicant With Such
Qualification.

Mr.. Underdone Outlets, proprietor
OF the Speedy cafe, was ~notoriously
h~ard-hearted. The most weepjng
widow who ever graced a melodrama
couldn't have wept a slice of stale
bread out of his restaurant without
the price. So, when a pale and timor-
Gus bum approached the desk and
made a faltering appeal, it was no
surprise to the lunch fiends to hear a
curt Nothing doing. Beat it." I'm
not a beggar," retorted the hungry
man. I'm willing to scrub floors or
wash dishes. I'm just out of prison
and nobody will give me work. I'm
starving" The proprietor portrayed
a faint interest What were you in
for?' he asked idly. "Fll tell you the
truth" explained the ex-convict. Il
was a kind of a counterfeiter. ! used
to take a 500 bill and split it in two
with a razor. Then, I'd paste the
halves together, so I'd have two EN-
turtles, if the sucker didn't look on
both sides. 1t took 'em five years to
catch me-" Mr.. Outlets beckoned the
ex-prisoner behind the bar. Order
what you like on the house." he wis
pered. I've got a steady job for
you. I'll give you thirty, a week to
slice the ham for my sandwiches."-
L%ppincott's.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEvEhSA, SICK
LOOK, Mother! If tongue is
coated, give california
Syrup of FiQs."

Children love this fruit ,ay.t;von
and nothing else ~cleanses the fender
stomach, liver and bowels SO nicelv
A child simply will not stoD n,av,no
10 empty the bowels, and the result is
they become tightly clogged with
waste hVer gets sluggish, stomach
soars' then your little n becomes
cross half,sick, feverish, don't eat
sleep or act naturally, breath is had
system full of cold, has sore throat
stomach-ache or diarrhoea, Listen
Mother! See if tongue is coated. then
give a teaspoonful of california
Syrup of Figs" and in a few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
~undigested food passes out of the svs.
TEN, and you have a well child again,
Millions of mothers give "California
Syrug of Figs" because it is perfectly
harmless; children love it, and it new
er fails to act on the stomach, liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for a 5O-cent hottie
of California Syrup of Figs" which
mas full directions for babies, children
OF all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
SAGE TEA DARKENS GRAY
HAIR TO ANY SHADE. TRY IT!
Keep Your Locks Youthful, Dark,
Glossy and Thick With Common
Garden Sage and Sulphur.

When you darken your hair with
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can
tell, because it's done so naturally, 80
evenly. Preparing this mixture,
though, at home is mussy and trouble
some. For SO cents you can buy at
any drug store the r~eady-to-use tonic
called "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy" You just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time. BY morn.
ing all gray hair disappears, and, after
another application or two, your hair
becomes beautifully darkened, glossy
and luxuriant. You will also dis
cover dandruff is gone and hair has
stopped falling.
Gray. faded hair. though no dis
grace, Is a sign Of old age, and as we
all desire a youthful and attractive ap-
pearance, get busy at once with Wy.
eth's Sage and Sulphur and look years
younger.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
CAsCARETs" FOR
SLUGGISH LIVER
No sick headache, sour stomach,
bjiousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box now.

wv " NAV SSA
Turn the rascals out-the headacne'
biliousness, indigestion, the SICK, SOU
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out WIN
Cascarets.
Millions of men and women take a
Cascaret To- and then and never
know the misery caused by a laz!
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom'
ach.
Don't put in another day of distress
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting 1000;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipateo
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store e a clear head,
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
needed Only the Beujnnino.

Anatole France once agreed to write
an essay on Moliere. He repeatedly
broke his promise to his publisher.
who fnally threatened him with legal
proceedings unless a certain number
OF pages were delivered within a spe-
clfled time. France hurried off to his
lawyer, who vas none other than Ray
mona r~olncare, now president. Nj.
Poincare heard his story and said that
the author would better comply with
the publishers demand. IT'S impossi-
BILE" said France. But you're a genius"
was the reply. Genius is infinite pa,
tience' | can't possibly do it in the
time said France. Nevertheless be-
gin" replied the advocate, and we'll
see." So Poincare dictated the first
sentence, "Moliere is a Parisian," and
added, 60 on from there" France
was complacent, perhaps inspired by
the suggestion of the words, and the
brilliant piece Of criticism was easily
done in time.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
STILL ONE HOPE REMAINED
Frederick. Idea Showed That
e0o'0 Shine in Future on Dip.
'omatic Service.

MRS titus carefully locked the lam
closet ahd told her two sons eight
and Ten years Of age, that she was
going shopping.
All right, mom," came tho chorus
Inc street door had hardly shut
oehlnd Mrs. Titus when the two
Youngsters made a concerted rush for
the am closet. 1t was locked A
huht lof Keys produced half a dozen.
Each one was tried patiently. but not
one ht'ed' The lock held, the lam
closet remained inaccessible.
what a shame" said Thomas, the
younger.
"eii'' said Frederick, the elder.
we can wait until mamma comes
nome and ask her for something for
being good boys.'-New York Eve.
ming Post.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
Where He Was Lucky.

Two Little Rock negroes engaged in
a quarrel, when n struck the other
on the head with a wagon spoke. The
negro that had received the blow
rubbed his head for a moment and
then said:
Look yere, Stephen, dar's n thing
dat is er powerful blessin' fur you"
"Whut's dat"
DE fact dat my haiA is ez thick ez
it is. wy, eff my haid want no thick.
er den de common run O. haids, dat
lick would er killed me, an den you
WNSld er been tuck befo' er ~jestice O.
de peace an fined mighty nigh $40.
You'd better thank de Lawd dat | amt
got one desc yere aig she'll haids."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
Would Be Informed.

Maria had been naughty at the din.
ner table and her mother had sent
her into the next room to- remain I'M
til she was sorry for her~behavior.~r
Marie cheerfully complied. Maxim
no expression of repentance after q
suitable time had elapsed, her mother
called from an adjoining room:
Marie, dear, aren't. you sorry?"
No answer. On a repetition of the
question, however, Marie replied, with
a sweet and patient dignity:
Mamma, please don't ask me any
more. I'll tell you when I'm sorry"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
Persuasion,

NO." said the timid man, 81 don't
want any flying machines today. I'm
afraid Of them"
why, sir" said the persuasive
salesman, "a flying machine might
save your life"
How"
You might be out riding in one
when an earthquake takes place.
Washington Star.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
Survival of the Fittest.

Employer-Yes, | advertised for a
strong boy. Do you think you can fill
the bill?
Applicant-Well, / just finished lick
In fourteen other fellers that were
waitin' out in de hall.-Boston Eve
ming Transcript.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
She Scored.

he was trying to make up their
quarrel and came home with a pack.
age held behind him.
LOOK here, dearest" he said, 1--WE
got something here for some one l
THINK more OF than onyone else in the
world"
"A 0 Of cigars, I presume" she
said sweetly.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
Not Yet.

do you not propose to m~arry?"
asked Miss Filters of young Mr.. Balm
bridge.
We'll, / haven't proposed yet" re-
piled he, In a one which forbade a
further prosecution of Inquiries
Puck.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
WILLING to OhIioe-

Lady of the House Ito persistent
peddler)-lf you don't go away imme-
diately, | shall whistle for the dog.
Peddler (calmly)-Then let me sell
you a whistle. mum.-Lippincott's.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14

The most effective, yet simplest remedy
1or coughs Is Deans Mentholated Cough
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14

No ~thoughtful person uses liquid blue. lisa
Pincn OF oine 10 q large bottle of water. Ask for
Red cross Bail Blue the blue that's all blue Adv
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
The Reason.

"A musical comedy is a gamble"
Il guess that is why they have book.
makers in that, too"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
Different,

Run-Hello, Fluff. l heard you mar
ried a woman with an indepedent for
tune.
Fluff (dlsconsolately)-No. mar
ried a fortune with an Independent
woman.-Judge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14

An English insurance company is
sues a policy covering damage done
by militant suffragettes.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14

The people who fairly blaze with
diamonds don't always set the world
on fire.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14

The state manufacture of ouinine
yielded Italy last year a profit of about
$780, 00.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
Other Side of Shield.

Wife (complainingly)-The Wilin-
sons house is much larger than ours.
Husband-Yes, my dear, and SO is
their mortgage.-Boston Transcript.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
Any Way He Wanted.

The Professor-Boy, get me a fly.
New Page-Yes, sir. Dead or alive,
sir?-Punch.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
The DIAGNOSIS.

The Diagnosis.
did the dog that bit you when you
tried to take his bone away seem
mad?"
We'll, he was somewhat peeved."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14

sno cal Complete Saw Mill Outfit, every
VI OHlI thing necessary from stump TO
R.R. Plant, including splendid mill now In oper-
alton In Alabama; 8 log wagons, ~ head good
work cattle. VIII sell at very low price, az We are
disseminating business. L.y. COOPER dO. 0xkSik. Tess.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
LESSON FOR NOVEMBER IS
THE A OF MOSES.

LESSON ~TEXT-Deut. 34:l-l2.
HoLDEN TEXT-"Precious in the
sieht of Jehovah is the death of his
saints" Ps. 1918.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14
INTERNATIONAL
NNMS01OOL
LESSON

ny +. u SELLERS, Director of Evening
department, The Moody Bible Institute,
Chicago
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-11-14

W. N. U, LITTLE ROCK, NO. 4-1s1s.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-03-11

surplus of $12.000,O00 at the end of
1912. He said he could have given
$2,OOO,OOO out of profits and still pay
some dividends"
State Senator Niels JUL asked the
witness If he thought the stockhold-
ers were fair judges of what compen-
sation the girls should receive and If
he did not think the state would Oe
fairer Judge.
There was sporadic applause when
Mr.. Rosenwald replied that the
would be glad to meet the wishes Of
the state so far as competition will
permit. I"
Asked If he would object to disclo-
sing his own income, he replied in
the negative.
well, then" smiled O'Hara, could
You live on So weeky~
There was litter when the wit
ness said he had never tried it.
O'Hara asked if there were drives"
in his employ. The witness mad new
er heard Of them.
Have you an empi,ye called The
Solder"
mot so far as l know"
Pointed Questions
Senator JUL took the witness and
wanted to know II the corporation
took pains to learn II the wage re.
ceived by a girl was sufficient in the
individual case.
Mo-" was the slow reply.
Then you proceed on the theory
that the girls must live on what you
pay them" commented JUL.
Then he asked IL the witness
thought any woman should be asked
to live on less than any average wo-
man.
Competition might account for the
differences" replied the witness.
ITO pay 1000 girls IS a week more
than you do would cost you $3.50, 900
a Year." stated the senator. Would
that make much difference to your
dividends?'
Il would say in answer to thst,
that the earnings of one year might
not be those of other years" said
Mr.. Rosenwald."
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-03-11
MANY A SUFFERING WOMAN

Drags herself painfully through
her daily tasks while suffering
from backache, headache, nervous.
ness, and loss of sleep, not knowing
her ills are due to kidney and blad.
der troubles. Foley Kidney Pills will
help any form of kidney or bladder
trouble, any backache, rheumatism,
uric acid poisoning or irregular kid.
ney action. They are strengthening,
tonic and curative, and contain no
habit forming drugs. No one who suf.
fers from kidney and bladder trLu
BILE can afford to overlook Foley Kid.
ney Pills. Cooperative Drug Co. -
Advertisement
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-03-11

dietary during the next two months.
There is scarcely any dessert sauce,
cream or custard which is not i'm
proved by one or more of these citrus
fruits. The sour Seville orange makes
most delicious marmalade, syrups and
extracts. Combined with the grape
fruit and lemon most satisfying re-
suits are obtained in marmalades or
in cooling drinks of all kinds. In Rus
sian tea these oranges are considered
vastly superior to lemons and the
juice is often used in place Of lemon
or lime juice with oil especially in
fruit salads.
Just now, while speaking of acids
the rhubarb should not be forgotten
Eat plentifully in the spring months
as the acid acts as a tonic and puri
fier in the system.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-03-11
WORDS FROM HOME
Statements That May Be Investigated
Testimony Of Logan Citizens

When q Logan citizen comes to
the front, telling his friends and
neighbors Of his experience. you can
rely on his sincerity. The statement
Of people residing in far away places
do not command your confidence.
Home endorsement is the kind that
backs Doan's Kidney Pills. Such tes-
timony Is convincing. Investigation
proves 1t true. Below is a statement
Of Logan resident. No stronger
proof Of merit can be had.
T. b. Davis. grocer. % South Sixth
West street. Logan, Utah, says: THE
statement gave in 1907, recommend
ing Doan's Kidney Pills still holds
good and you may continue its pub
LEGATION. had pains in my back, and
lameness across my loins that made
1t almost. impossible for me to get up
after sitting. / was also annoyed by
irregular passage Of the kidney sc
cretions and there was a feeling of
lapguor. Doan's Kidney Pills pro-
cured at Ritter Bros. Drug Co., gave
me greater relief than any other kid
ney medicine I ever tried. l consid.
er 1t my duty to let other people
know about this remedy, for 1t SER
tainly lives up to representations.
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Uni.
ted States.
Remember the name-Doans-and
take no other .--Advertisemen
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-03-11

A good treatment for cold set.
tied in the lungs Is a HERRICK'S
RED PEPPER POROUS PLASTER
applied to the chest to draw out in
fammation and BILLIARDS HORE.
HOUND SYRUP to relax tightness.
You get the two remedies for the
price of one by buying the dollar
size Horehound Syrup; there is a
porous plaster free with each bot
tie. Sold by Ritter Bros. Drug Co.
Advertisement.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-03-11
Low WAGES
PAID WOMEN
nvestigation Of Question In Chicago
Produces Intense Situation
President Of Sears, Roebuck
and Company on
stand

The entire nation is interested in
the present investigation OF the
"Women's Wage Scale" in Chicago.
Many leading manufacturers are be-
ing placed on the witness stand and
to say the least very tense and dram
a.ic situations arise
On Friday Of last week, julius Ros-
enwald, president of Sears, Roebuck
and Co., multi.millionaire, philanthro-
pist and employer Of over 1000 wo-
men, himself at one time head OF
vice investigation committee. was on
the witness stand for hours, testify
ing to the wage-scale Of his company
and explaining that in his judgement
wages and the immortality Of women
had little to do with each other.
The room where the sessions were
being held was packed with well
dressed crowd many Of them women.
Then a young woman. clad in black
and answering to the name Of Emily
took her seat in front Of the inquisit.
ors and by the side Of Rosenwald.
She had been employed by Sears,
Roebuck but left there to take bet.
ter position. Her only criticism Of
the firm was that the forewoman
'scolded' and made some of the luck
less culprits guilty of some infraction
of the rules or making mistake cry.
This did not occur every day how
ever.
Suddenly attention became acute
as Lieut.. Gov. Barratt OHara, a
young man, leaned over and with
bushes asked the witness question
which he found difficulty in wording
1--WE have a great deal of philoso-
ply here today from men; now let's
find what yours 1t. II girl was get
ting IS week, the minimum paid
by Sears Roebuck and Co. to girls
living alone) and had to support a
widowed mother would you blame
that girl If shelf she-she commit
ted a crime?"
The witness looked puzzled for a
moment and then coniprehending
looked up frankly and replied.
mo I wouldn't"
!, Would you blame her Il she killed
herself?"
mo, wouldn't" came the emph'
attic reply.
"And would you blame her II she
committed a greater crime?"
The young lieutenant governors
meaning was In his embarrassed
tones, and his bushes, and by now
the girl was the more composed OF
the two. She paused just moment
and then repeated. distinctly, mo;
I wouldn't"
The room had been painfully quiet,
but at this there was round of ap-
plause. led by the women spectators,
and the first general spontaneous out
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-03-11
FRUITS IN SEASON

When we speak of fruits In season
We do not mean strawberries now al
though they are here and have been
quite reasonable in price and In looks
most tempting. But they come later
in all their glory and the fruits Of the
citrus family are much to be prefer
red at this season Of the year. Lem
ons oranges and grapefruit are an
essential In some form or other In the
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-03-11
4 MESSAGE TO RAILROAD MEN

Il. s. Bacon, IL Bath St., Bath, Me.
sends out this warning to railroaders
everywhere. my work as conductor
caused chronic inflammation of the
kidneys and I was miserable and all
played out. was weak and had diz.
zy spells, and a friend recommended
Foley Kidney Pills. From the day
began taking them. I commenced +,
regain my strength. The inflamma-
ton Is gone and I feel better now
than have in twenty years" Try
them. Cooperative Drug Co.-Ad.
vertisement.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-03-11
DRY FARM FOR SALE

Three quarters of section Of dry
farm land under cultivation, with
good well. In Pocatello valley to be
sold by sealed bid on or before April
l, 1918. Land in estate OF John C.
Larsen. For particulars apply to
Emery Milton, Samara, Idaho.