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this affair will be fifty cents. An ad-
mission OF ten cents will be asked for
the gallery. A clipping concerning Mr..
Bennett is as follows:
Thirty-three couples in attendance
at the last dance of the season before
Lent, given at the rooms of Wapaho-
meta Council. Knights of Columbus,
Monday evening, were accorded rare
musical treat, in the presence and tai
emit of Frank Bennett of Piqua, pianist,
assisted by Harry Ague, Wapakoneta.
trap drums. Mr.. Bennett is musician
of rare ability. and the number OF en-
cores given his selections and the late
hour that marked the breaking up of
the pleasant AFFAIR indicated that his
efforts top lease were more than sue
cessful. This was the first visit made
by MIR. Bennett to Wspakoneta. He
was agreeably surprised to note the
unusual musical talent that exists in
this city. and its great influence on
our people. Mr.. Bennett afforded an ey.
ceptionally splendid program of oper-
attic selections, excerpts from such
we'll known successes as The Enchan-
tress," Broadway to Paris" The La
dy of the Slipper" "Oh, Oh, Delphine.'
and others. Mr.. Bennett is a particu
lar admirer of the compositions of Vic
tor Herbert, whom he looks upon as
being superior to the composers OF
Vienna, from the standpoint of merit
of productions. During the progress
of this unusually pleasing terpsichor
can events waters and ice cream was
served.
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FAREWELL DINNER.

Mr.. and Mrs. Levi Myers entertain
ed at a farewell dinner Sunday in
honor of Mr.. and Harvey Parker and
Mrs. Thomas Myers, who will leave
soon for their future home in Los An.
geles, California. Mrs. Parker was
formerly Miss Ethel Myers and is the
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Levi Myers
A bountiful dinner was served at noon
Those enjoying the affair were Mr.
and Mrs. Parker, of Campbellstown
O., Mrs. Lee G. Flora, Mr.. and Mrs
Oliver Myers and daughters Vivian
and Bernice and Mrs. Anne Myers OF
Richmond, Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Myers
and Mr.. Elmer Myers of Dayton, O..
Mrs. Nellie Eliason and Miss Inez
Eliason OF Centerville and Mr.. and
Mrs. Harvey Parker.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
Sour Stomach
Gas on Stomach
Bloating
Consultation
Quickly Vanish with . Homemade
Remedy

Quickly Vanish with . Homemade
Remedy
Here is the recipe: Take two tea
spoonfuls of ordinary baking soda,
add two ounces of LOGOS Stomach
Tonic extract and enough water to
make a pint. Shake it up and you have
homemade remedy that drives
away all signs of stomach trouble in
jiffy and then builds up the entire
digestive system.
If you are troubled in any way with
your stomach. get busy with this tonic
treatment.
The remedy is easy to prepare: 1t
does the business and saves consider
able money.
Get busy with your stomach now,
and save trouble later on.
You buy the LOGOS Stomach Tonic
extract for fifty cents a two ounce bot
tie.
II your druggist does not have il
send so cents to Logos Remedy Com
pany, Fort Wayne. Ind, and receive q
full size package, postpaid.
advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11

anniversary of the club will be OBJ
served next Monday afternoon at the
home of Mrs. John B. Dougan, in
North Tenth street. The affair will
be in the natur of a thimble party. The
members will be privileged to invite
guests. A comS1ittee composed of
Mrs. Gilbert Durham, Mrs. John B.
Dougan, Mrs. Harry Mather, Mrs.
Grant, Mrs. Leonard T. Lemon and
Mrs. John Shroyer will nave charge.
The event promises to be one of the
most enjoyable affairs of the coming
week
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w. c. T. u. MEETING.

A meeting of the Mary F. Thomas
w. c. T. q. was held yesterday
afternoon in the dome room of
was large attendance Of the
membership in addition to sew
eral guests An excellent pro-
gram was presented. Mrs. J. A.
Walls, read a paper on the life of Fran
ces Willard, which was very inter
esting. 1t will be published elsewhere
in this edition A paper entitled, THE
Danger of Soft Drinks written by
Martha Allen was read by Mrs. T. P
Keplinger Several other important
matters were considered.
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FOR EXCHANGE ONLY.

I filled an ample purse with gold,
and HE'D me to a store.
1.-THE Heart Department, please" l
said-'twas on the fourteenth
floor.
And there l found a vast array OF
hearts in every size
All polished bright. and jeweled,
too-a sight to glad the eyes.
But, as / sauntered through the
aisles, my rapture swiftly died.
"Why, these are imitation hearts;
/ want the real" / cried.
They led me to a case In one dim
corner of the room.
Where flawless hearts of match
less make lay glowing in the
gloom;
But as from heart to perfect heart
/ let my vision range,
I saw to my dismay that each was
labeled, For Exchange"
I'm sorry, madam" said the clerk,
1--WE very rarely fail
To suit In imitation hearts. The
real are not for sale"
New York Sun.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
AlI-DAY PARTY.

The members of the Needlecraft
club with their husbands and friends
pleasantly surprised Mr.. and Mrs. o.
&c. Wine Sunday. They brought has
kets we'll filled
The day was spent socially
and with music and games. At noon
delicious dinner was served. The
guests were Mr.. and Mrs. Earnest
Orr, and daughter, Miss Dorothy. Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Mullen and daugh
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ter, Miss Ruth Mullen, Mr.. and Mrs.
Earl Ferris and daughter. Miss Mary
Elizabeth. Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Helms
and daughter. Demsris, Mr.. and Mrs.
Herman Trotter. Mr.. and Mrs. A. E.
Schirmeyer and daughter. Miss kath-
crime. Mr.. and Mrs. Ora Wellbaum.
Mr.. Harry Young, Miss Nettie Chase.
Miss Evelyn Shoemaker. Miss Ruth
Wine. Mr.. and Mrs. o. L. Wine and
Mr.. Cecil Wine
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IN INDIANAPOLIS.

It was enormously announced yes
terday that Mr.. B. B. Johnson and Mr..
Fred Johnson had gone to California.
Mr.. Fred Johnson was here to spend
the weekend and he was accompanied
to Indianapolis Sunday evening by his
father, Mr.. B B. johnson.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
ENTERTAINED GUESTS.

Mrs. 8. c. Byers entertained at six
o'clock dinner at her home on South
Eleventh street, Sunday in honor of
the birthday anniversaries of her hus-
band, Mr.. Byers and Miss Kate Nor
gan, it being the eightieth birthday of
the former. Roses and carnations
were used in decorating the rooms,
and festoons hung from the chandelier
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
IS IMPROVING,

The many friends of Mrs. Jesse r.
Howell will be glad to know that she
is much better. Mrs. Howell under
went an operation recently at the Reid
Memorial hospital.
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to crystal candle-holders at opposite
ends of the table. The center-piece
was a French basket of roses. The
guests were Mr.. and Mrs. Edward j.
Morgan, Miss Miriam Morgan and Eli
Zabeth Morgan, Master Willard Nor
gan, Mr. and Mrs. Mason Byers, Mr.
and Mrs. Andrew Sceeley. Mr.. and
Mrs Chas. Wettig and daughter, Miss
Eunice and Mr.. Stanton Knott.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
TO ENTERTAIN.

Misses Edna Mcclure and Florence
Mcclure have issued invitations for
a bridge party to be given Thursday
afternoon at their beautiful home in
East Main street, complimentary to
Mrs. Walter Craighead, who will leave
soon for a permanent residence in
Grand Rapids, and also for Miss Hell
en- Flory of Pennsylvania, a guest of
Miss Margaret Sedgwick.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
DANCING SCHOOL.

The young people of the city are
keenly interested in the Valentine
party which Mrs. Frank Crichet will
give Friday evening in the Odd Eel
lows hall. The class will be privileged
to dance from seven until nine o'clock.
Mr.. Bennett from Piqua. Ohio, will be
at the piano. The assembly party will
begin at nine o'clock. Programs for
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gram a social hour followed. Mrs.
c. A. Harrison was a guest for the af-
ternoon. The club will meet next Mon
day afternoon with Mrs. H. H. Hunt
ington at her home in East Main
street
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TICkNOR CLUB.

The regular meeting of the Ticknor
club was held Monday afternoon with
Mrs D. l.. Mather at her home in
North Twelfth street. Mrs. Leonard T.
Lemon read paper entitled "Anne of
Cleves" This was followed by one
read by Mrs. e. B. Clements, her sub
ject being, Thomas Cromwell" The
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
IN NEVADA.

The many friends of Ray Marchant,
son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Marchant,
former residents of this city, will be
glad to know that he has accepted a
position as assistant superintendent Of
q large ranch in San Jacinto, Nevada.
The ranch is owned by a syndicate
COmpany
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
ALL-DAY MEETING.

An all-day meeting of the Woman's
Aid society Of the Reid Memorial
Presbyterian church will be held
Wednesday in the church parlors. The
members are urged to be present.
Luncheon will be served at noon. The
members are invited to attend.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
ANNUAL SUPPER.

The annual congregational supper
of the Reid Memorial Presbyterian
church will be held Thursday evening
of this week at six thirty o'clock in
the church dining room. All the mem
bers of the congregation are invited
to be present
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
PENNY CLUB.

A meeting. of the Penny club will
be held Wednesday afternoon with
Mrs. Anthony Stever at her home, 314
South Sixth street. The members of
the club are invited to be present.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
BUSINESS MEETING.

A business meeting Of the official
members and the Ladies Aid of the
Fifth Street M. e. church will be held
on Tuesday evening at the home Of
J. L. Craig, 2O7 North Seventh street
Every member is requested to be pres
ent as matters of Importance will be
considered. -.-s .''-r---.~--@
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MEETS WEDNESDAY,.

At two o'clock Wednesday afternoon
meeting of the ST. PauPs Guild of
the st. Paul's Episcopal church will
meet in the Parish house. All are urg-
ed to be present.
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CHESTS HERE

Mr.. and Mrs. Ancil Dwiggins of
Fountain City were in the city yester-
day to attend the funeral of Albert
Unthank.
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AT NEW CASTLE.

Mr. and Mrs. Mark O'Hara returned
from New Castle, Indiana, where they
have been visiting with relatives for
short time.
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VISITING HERE.

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry G. Sherman of
Wood, South Dakota, who came to at
tend the Unthank funeral, are the
guests of Miss Martha Whitacre for a
few days.
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MAGAZINE CLUB,

A meeting of the Magazine club was
held yesterday afternoon with Mrs.
Charles Kidder at her home in North
Thirteenth street. The readers for the
afternoon were Mrs. E. L. Reynolds
and Mrs. c. D. Slifer. After the pro-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
RETURNED HOME.

Mr.. Pleasant Unthank, who was
called to this city on account of the
death of his brother, Mr.. Albert NJ
Unthank, has returned to his home in
Chicago.
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MEETS WEDNESDAY.

The Perseverance Bible class of the
First Baptist church will meet We'd
nesday at two O'Clock with Mrs. Har-
ry Dallas at her home, 20 South Nine
teenth street. All members are urged
to be present.
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TO BE HOSTESS.

Mrs. George Gates will be hostess
Friday afternoon for a meeting of the
Thursday Bridge club at her home in
North Eleventh street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-02-11
DANCE WEDNESDAY,.

The Fairview dancing club will give
a dance Wednesday evening at its hall
in Fairview. The members and their
friends are invited to attend.
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GUESTS HERE.

Mrs. John Beals and Miss Mary
Diggs of Winchester, Indiana, were in
the city yesterday. having come to at
tend the funeral of Albert Unthank
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RETURNED HOME.

Mrs. Adolph Meyer, an aunt of Mrs.
Albert Unthank, returned to her home
in Vincennes, Indiana, this morning.
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IN CINCINNATI

Miss Elizabeth Hasemeier was in
Cincinnati yesterday on business.
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GIVEN SURPRISE.
Mr. Emmett Hensley was given q
pleasant surprise Saturday evening by
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13

Cora, ~ Mrs. Iva Moore, Of
this place. says: II was 50 weak, |
could hardly walk. Itried Cardui,
and was greatly relieved. It is a
splendid tonic. Ihave recommended
Cardui to many friends, who tried it
with good results" Testimony like
this comes unsolicited. from thous-
ands Of earnest women, who have
been benefited by the timely use of
that successful tonic medicine, Car
dui. Purely vegetable. mild, but re.
liable, Cardui we'll merits its high
place in the esteem of those who
have tried it. 1t relieves women's
pains, and strengthens weak women.
1t is certainly worth trial. Your
druggist sells Cardui.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
oulrr CORRECT.

A Snowman issued an announcement
stating, "Come and see the great
saved fshl"
A learned gentleman read Il, and in
formed the Snowman that he had made
a mistake in the word Saved" that
It ought to be Sword"
"Yer'd better come in an see fer
yerself; the hadmission Is only tup-
pence" said the Snowman.
So the learned man paid his "tup-
pence" went in and was shown a large
Goldfish sawed in half.
Eyes amt the fust genelman wot
has tried to teach me 'ow to SPELL but
| tell yer I've ad a good eddcation,
an I'm runnin' this show list to show
people I ave-" grinned the Snowman.
The learned gentleman left, deeply
indignant with the world in general
and the Snowman in particular.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
How IL Hammered.

Weary Willy-Lady, l wuz wunst a
prosperous merchant. l he'd a lux.
urious home, an honorable name, an
ten bloomin' an highly educated
daughters.
Mrs. Wellment-What brought you
to poverty?
Weary Willy-My daughters insist
ed on marrying highly educated men,
an | he'd ter support ten families
Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13

Mrs. Johnson-Jes hide youah
money in a Bible, Mis- Jackson. No
body evan looks in a Bible, you
know.
Mrs. Jackson with a gasp)-Oh
Lawd! I'd loset it shuah! Nah ole
mans very religious, an reads de
Bible twice a day.-Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Hoopsklrt Memories.

Ethel (jokingly)-when you were
graduated, mamma, III wager your
mother didn't give you as pretty hob
ble-skirt frock as you have given me.
Mamma (eyeing Ethels entire rig
ging out)-My dear child, when was
graduated it took more cloth to make
my dress, yard for yard, than the
whole class of you girls are going to
wear.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
In Colonial DAYS.

The Settlers Wife-Why should we
60 any further into the wilderness
Why not build our cabin here where
there are eight or ten families al.
ready?
The y Settler-Gadzooksl What
would'st thou? A couple of hundred
years from now there would be folks
around here blowing that our family
isn't the Oldest in the place.-Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Beautiful Names.

eve must have a beautiful name
for the baby" said the fond mother
Something that sounds like poetry
and is not at all commonplace"
We'll" replied the fond father
I'm doing my bast to help you make
a selection. Here's a list of the
names of all the apartment houses
in town."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Dangerous.

What is the charger" asked the
judge, as the venerable person with
the side whiskers was brought for
ward.
Insanity, your honor. We found
him on the Rialto, singing 4 Want to
Be an Angel Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
SelfEvIdent Truth.

Mrs. Wellment (bestowing a dime)
Poor fellow! You say your wife
and family are starving-where are
they?
Weary Willy-Dey are boardin' at
de summer hotel, lady.-Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
nOpkinSViIIe Market
Quotations.
Corrected September 1, 10
RETAIL GROCERY PRICES

NeEAAiL NhOCEh1 fRlCES,
Country lard. good color and clean
14c and 15c per pound.
Country bacon, TIC per pound.
Black-eyed peas. 1925 per bushel
Country shoulders, l5c pound.
Country hams, 21c per pound.
Irish potatoes. $3.50 per bushel.
Northern eating Rural potatoes
81 so per bushel
Texas eating onions, $1.75 pc,
bushel, new stock
Dried Navy beans, 1926 De,
bushel
Cabbage, 6 Genus a pound.
Dried Lima beans. Coo per gallon.
Country dried apples, lOc PEI
pound, 8 for 25c
Daisy cream cheese, 25c oer
oound
Full cream brick cheese, Csc per
FOUND
FuI cream Limberger cheese, Csc
pc. pound
Popcorn, dried on ear. &c per pound
Fresh Eggs 25c per doz
Choice lots fresh, well-worked
country butter. in pound prints. 3Oc.
FRTTITS
Lemons. 30c per doz.
Navel Oranges, SOC per do7.
Bananas, l5c and zoe doz
Cash Price Paid For Produce.
POULTRY.
Dressed hens, 12ac per pound
Dressed cocks, &c per pound
i've hens, lie per pound; live cocks
&c pound; live turkeys. 14c De,
pound
Roofs. HIDES, Wool AND TALLoW
Prices paid by wholesale dealers te
butchers and farmers:
Roots-Southern ginseng, SIS. 70 ID
Golden Seal" yellow root, $I.35l
Mayapple. 81; pink root. 12c and 1Sl
Tallow-No. l. Al; No. 2. &c.
Woodbury., I0c to nc; Clear
Grease, 21c. medium, tub washed
23c to Soc; coarse. dingy, tubwashed
18c.
Feathers-Prime white goose. SOC
dark and mixed old goose, I5c to 30c;
gray mixed. I5c to 20c' white duck
22c to 35c. new.
Hides and Skins-These quotations
are for Kentucky hides. Southern
green hides &c. We quote assorted
lots dry flint, I2c to I4c. $40 bet.
ter demand
Dressed geese. lie per pound for
choice lots, live 81
Fresh country eggs. 10 cents per
dozen
Fresh country butter 25c Id.
A good demand exists for spring
chickens. and choice lots Of fresh
country butter
Hay AND GRAIN.
No. timothy hay. $40 90
No. clover hay, $18 90
Clean, bright straw hay. 25c bale
Alfalfa hay. $2l 90
White seed oats. SOC
Black seed oats. SOC
Mixed seed oats, 65c
No. 2 white corn. soc
Winter wheat bran, $27.00.
SuO uuuTun UrvwmauG
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
=. Repentinu at Leisure.

Shimmerpate-I understand Bean
brough fell in love with his wife at
first sight.
Hemmandhaw-Yes; and now he is
sorry he didn't take a second look
Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Threatened Men.

do you think a man whose life has
been threatened should be permitted
to carry a gum"
mo. 1t would spoil the appearance
Of the game to see the umpire stand
ing around with a six-shooter In his
pocket"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
In South America,

Come, let us prepare our slate.
We must have Senator Paprika for
some office on the ticket. He is In
dispensable."
why is he Indispensable" in
quired the American consul.
He owns the only machine gun we
have"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Out of svmnathv.

What happened to the clock in
the labor hall?"
"Oh, 1t wouldn't strike any more,
so the boys pitched it out and got a
new one"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Rialto Gossip.

There goes Susan Brett" re-
marked Yorick Hamm she loves to
hear herself talk"
Then 1t must be a great trial to
her." responded Hamlet Fatt, ito
have to work all the time for the
Movies"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Rare Combination.

who are that couple who seem
20 be having such a good timer"
"In one way, they are opposites."
How SOP
He is sad dog and she Is a
merry widow"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
HAY AND GRAIN.


inc Italians resort to a very simple
method when they wish to obliterate
the Injurious effects OF salt air and
sunshine after a visit to their villas.
the shore OF che Adriatic. the Tyrrhen-
Ian sea or the lakes They battle the
faoe with the white OF an egg. well
beaten. let II dry on the skin and
rinse II on in soft water after fifteen
minutes The treatment IL repeated
three or four times. and always at
night just before retiring.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Better Plan.

"Why does Pufferly smoke such long
cigars?"
They're the cheap kind and he likes
to have them as far from his face as
possible"
Il know a better plan than that"
What is it?"
"He might use wind shield"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
MuaIcaI.

That tenor has musical bones"
Yes" replied the man with
square jaw! "and If he doesn't stop
his efforts to hirt some man is 60
ing to get club and see how near
he does for bass drum"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
As He Found II.

so you claim the world is round"
sneered the skeptic. How do you
know that it is not square?"
Because | have had too many deal.
lngs with IT," grimly replied Columbus
Florida Times Union.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Good NlnhtI

The clock had Just struck 1I;E5.
Il am thinking of going he said.
well, never put Off until tomor-
row what you can do today" she
said.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Tlaht Fits.

The latest news concerning hats
The kind that stylish women wear,
Is that they'll do away with rats"
And clamp down close upon the hair.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
After Vacation.

The dame was rather willowy
Before she went away.
The salt air made her pillowy;
Gained forty pounds, they say.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13

Wang-How long were you on the
raft and without food?
Bang-Three days and nights.
Wang-And how did you stand it?
Bang-Oh! all right! made my
self believe l was at home, that we
had no maid and my wife was doing
the cooking.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13

Jackie made his money in auto
mobiles and football.
Orme-He doesn't look like a sport
ing man.
Jack-No; he's a doctor.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Not Too Simple.

The simple life would suit my bent.
ia seek the forest path
II l knew Just where L could rent
A cavern with a bath.