South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-29
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OUR TELLER CITIZENS
By HI SIBLEY.
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CANDIDATES DAY.


We take this opportunity TO an
nounce that we do not believe in
politics. Politics is and are a bally
nuisance and should be abolished We
do not expect to see the millennium
II any one candidate is elected. nor
do We expect the city To go to the
dogs IL certain ones are not elected.
as per advertisement.
However, admittedly not pred
JUDGED for or against any one can
didate or any one party. il does not
follow that we cannot mention the
several candidates as plain teller
citizens.
Fred Keller, citizens candidate for
mayor, drives a smooth running.
high powered South Bend Six. In
spite Of the speed possibilities Of his
car. however Fred drives at a con-
sentative pace and has not yet run
over any pet dogs, chickens, shoats.
calves, babies, OF other domestic
animals down in our neigaborhood
where he resides.
Pat Joyce. democratic candidate for
mayor, is as broad-minded as he is
big. We have seen him greet those
who have proclaimed themselves as
his enemies as cordially as he does
his best friends
James Loughman. republican can
didate for mayor. lives Oh South
Michigan St, the most direct and best
autOmobil road from Michigan to
Kentucky. but Jim knows a horse
from bowsprit to spinnaker boom,
and would rather ride behind one
than in a siX-cylinder, self-starting.
four speed car with electric lights.
r-frF lFnfr1 4 l.
Lewis c. Landon. progressive can
didate for mayor, conducts one of the
most sanitary and therefore popular
soda fountains in the city. During the
Billy Sunday campaign, when ice
cream sOdas took precedence over
fOg-hOrns and gin rickeys among our
best people, Lewis drug store was a
very convenient place TO drop in tor
refres hments after one OF the evan
gelists meetings
Herbert Warner citizens candidate
FOR city Judge. was a game young
man in his school days one sum
mer he worked his way across the
Atlantic in cattle ship. and from
his accounts ne had "A very strenuous
time. Stories Of the hardships OF
travelling on a cattle ship have come
TO US from other sources. and We are
of the opinion that this form al
recreation takes a whole lot more
grit 10 get through with than most
young fellers possess.
Pat HOulihan, democratic candidate
( Tor city Judge, wears gold trimmed
spectacles, gray fedora and black
overcoat-in addition of course ne al
fects the usual pants, vest shoes etc
He IS quiet and dignified.
&. p. Fergus. republican candidate
I for city Judge, used 10 wait Tor the
little Nassar az. scooter with more pa
thence than most OF the commuters
In this connection We might add that
when YOU see a resident OF the north
side with pTematurely grey hair IL is
a direct result of standing around in
the rain With arms full Of packages
waiting for that Vivacious little bob
tailed conveyance
Alexander Langel, citizens candi-
date for city clerk, is Hungarian by
birth Hungary produces some OF Oul
sturdiest citizens. and incidentally
Budapesth. the capital, is famous foI
! its beautiful women. Q. &. MiZZi Haj0s
However. that has no bearing on the
matter in hand.
Harvey Rostiser. democratic caudI-
date for city clerk. makes the kind ol
speech that il TO our liking. Ii j.:
brief very much 10 the point and does
not give the listener opportunity &,
doze away OF let his thoughts go WOO
gathering.
MRS. r.. J. SMITH BETTER.
| Mrs e j Smith. 6I2 = Carroll 81.