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Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
INDIGESTION
A Disorder that Breeds Dis
ease in the Body, and an
Easy Way to Cure Il.

Take care of the stomach and you will
have little need for the doctor.
When the stomach begins to show,
signs of disorder, when the food digest,
slowly and with discomfort; when you
have heartburn; feel bloated and uneasy
you are in a condition that needs st,en.
ton.
Prickly Ash Bitters corrects the dis
ordered stomach by strengthening and
.ouing up the digestive organs, driving
the badly diges,cd food into the bowels
and thence out O: the system.
Constipation is nearly always pres
-nt when the stomach becomes sour OF
disordcred. prickly Ash Bi,,ers oon-
,ains the medicinal qualities which act
as restorative aud regulator for the
stomach and bowels. Il strengthens tn.
digestive organs, cures constipation and
prevents the return OF bilious conditions
Thousands of people who have re-
eeived lasting Deneh, from this great
remedy willingly testify 10 is power in
curing indigestion. constipation and lid.
ary roHble.
- ssssre. iro<a eszstlgstios tos year. .as
tried ns,y t.~rsai,, bot PFiesl. Az sitfrfs i.
"a. o.iy scasiHr tat hss ever sess a. ss,
SOD rsrs~xs "a. =ss s= ace IN xa--s asaSs
..s .str,., tree frex ell ussss - -, t-rs4o
trsztlr "A y srt-.L1. xtaEss~r~. - ss@.
Ce, the genuine With TIE fsure
- ia rel on irou; label.
Sold :, druggists. Price %.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
For the We... and Nervous

Tired-out, weak, nervous men and
women would feel ambitious, energetic
fnll of life and alwaya have good APP
petite, if they would do the sensible
thing for 1t alth-take Electric Bitters.
Nothing better for the stomach, liver
or kidneys. Thousands say they owe
their lives to this wonderful home rem
edy. Mrs 0. Rhinevault of Vestal Cen
ter, N. Y. says: 81 regard Electric Bit.
tiers as one of the greatest gifts; ! will
never forget what ia has done for me"
Get bottle yourself and see what a
difference it will make in your health.
Only Soc and 81. Sold and recommen-
ded bv w Sedberry
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
Learned His Lesson.

A young man walking through Z for
eign quarter OF New York stopped with
an amused smile in front of a small
eating place, on the window Of which
was painted In whitewash. Lam
Stew"
The proprietor from his doorway ask
ed what the joke was. and the young
fellow explained about the missing "b''
in lamb" and was thanked for the cor
rection.
The next day. passing the Same res
taurant, he found that, while the bill
Of fare had changed. the spelling lesson
had not been forgotten. The proprietor
was now Offering "Clamb Chowder."-
Everybody's.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
WouIdn't Slight David.

This Is n story going the rounds OF
the Partisan musical world. Florent
Schmitt took the liberty not long ago
of composing music to one Of the
psalms Of David 1t Is a great compo-
sition and has hcc-. frequently played
So the composer went recently to the
Office OF the society OF composers to
collect his royalties for all these per
formances. He knew. OF course. how
much these royalties ought TO amount
to and was mildly surprised to be
handed only half the amount Where
In the restp" he asked.
THE rest? What rest, That Is your
share"
MY share! How. my sharcf Tina,
Is only half Of my sharer'
And your llbrettist, How about
your librctttstf He gets his share.
suppose
MY librettistr'
why. yes, OF coorSe' Your nbrst.
tist. Monsieur DAVID
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
EXTRA SESSION
NATIONAL CONGRESS
TARIFF REVISION, ETC
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

The most popular general news
and farm paper in Texas is The
Dallas Semi WeeklH Farm News
1t is read by more people than any
other publication in the Southwest.
1t is the favorite with men readers,
women readers and boy and girl
readers, because 1T has something
for all of them, and the best to be
had at any price. The Jimplecute
and Semi W eakly Farm News will
sena a whole year to any address
for Sl,65. We accept and receipt
for all subscriptions at this office.
We do all the ordering and take all
the risk.
The Jimplecute.
Jefferson, Texas.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
4 CONFIDENT COOK.



Jvst N'sht the Nest Tive.
Tire travelling companions. Gray
Brown and Green. were besakfasunl
at q hotel In the south. Cuy ordered
coffee. rolls. creamed potatoes. bacon
and fried eggn. Brown told the waitet
be might duplicate the order for him
and Green said. you may bring me
the snns. all but the eegs-you may
eliminate the eGgs."
In due time the waiter appeared with
the breakfasts Of Gray and Brown
which he served Then. stepping round
TO Green. he said In conciliatory
voice:
I'VE got fried eggs an poached egg
an boiled eggs an scrambled eggs an
om'let. sab. but we amt got no lin
mated eggs"
"Well." said Green. my doctor sayl
my eggs must be eliminated Have II
done Mt once. and hurry up my break
fast"
Presently the waiter was back again
but without the breakfast
l. Ne COOk buJS tell yOu, Sdus ~
said. ''he jes' can't Eliminate no eggs
dis mawnin'."
Nov. see here" said Green. In ap-
parent anger. 81 never before wus al
4 hotel where I could not get my eggs
eliminated Go tell the cook that and
tell him to eliminate those eggs double
sudden or l shall complain to the man
ager."
Away went the walter, but returned
almost Immediately. followed by the
cook.
II come to splain to you myself bout
dem eggs. sah." said the excited chef
II amt been here ony week. an
DON wan to lose my Job. an dis is de
ve'y fist ordah l had fob lin ma ted
eggs since l come. was goin' TO linn
nate em right OF. but when looked
round for do 1im'nater dey amt got
none. Co'se can't 'lim'nate eggs
'thout 'lim'nater, but rs goin' to have
the boss git one this ve'y day. an.
II you'll scuse me this mnwnin'. mex
time you come I'll suah Eliminate 20
eggs better n yo've evan had 'em lin.
mated befo'P-Lippincott's.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
The Noble Ina

True worth Is In being. not seeming;
In doing each day that goes by
Some little good. not in the dreaming
OF great things to do by and by.
For, whatever men say in blindness
And spite OF tho fancies Of youth.
There's nothing 80 kinEly a. kindness
And nothing 30 royal AZ truth
We get back our mete as we measure;
We cannot do wrong and feel right
Nor can we give pain and gain pleasure
For justice avenges each slight
The air for tho wing OF tho sparrow.
The bush for the robin and wren.
but always the path that Is narrow
And straight for tho children of men.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
Not Fit For Ladies

Pubic sentiment should be against
it, and We believe it is. there can be no
reason why ladies should have to suf-
fer with headaches and neuralgia,
especially when Hunts Lightning Oil
gives such prompt relief. 1t is simply
3 question of getting the laaies to try
it All druggists sell Hunts Lightning
Oil in 25c and Soc bottles.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
The Sins Of the Father.

Tommy came home from school very
morose.
"Well. my son." observed his father
cheerfully, chow did you get on at
school today?"
Johnny said that he had been whip
ped and kept In
ut was because you told me the
wrong answer" he added. Last night
I asked you how much was 81 ,OOO. 600,
and you said 1t was q HI OF lot.
That isn't the right answer."-New
York Post
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

At the beginning OF 1918 there
were approximately -, 433, 900
telephones and %, I66, 600 miles
of telephone wire in use in the
world.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

Motion pictures as an aid to
education ia the public schools
are to be tried out by the board
of education in Washington, D.
G. Plans for installation of the
machines have been made.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

The history Of electricity from
the beginning of it's adaptation
to the use of man down to date
will be exhibited at the Panama
California exposition at San
Diego, Cal, in 1915.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
waddali'a Wild Pitch.

The sccent1c RUDE Waddell was
pitching n game against the Giants ut
the old Polo grounds many years ago.
He was In great shape. and his team
was run ahead In the seventh.
When the Giants went to bat In their
share Of that round Rube walked tho
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

Stumps of trees of certain
kind; such as the Cuban pine,
long leaf pine, Douglas fir and
the redwood, sometimes continue
to grow for years after the trees
are ont
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
What's the Use

To suffer with sore eyes when one 25c
tube of Sutherland's Eagle Eye SaIve
will cure you. We guarantee it. You
risk nothing. It's creamy, snow
white ointment
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

Foley Kidney Pills repay your conf.
denee in their healing and cnraiiv 6
qualities Any kidney or bladder die
ease not beyond the reach Of medicine
s'li yield To their use Mrs Cordeiia
Copeland. Ardeola. Mo. ssys. Il had
kidney and bladder troubles for over .
year and 5 bottles Of Foley Kidney
Pills cured me' 4, 10 the came story
from every ons Who uses them Al. cay
They cured nae" Sold by Allen rr-
suhart.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

The comfort which poor human be-
ings want in such q world as this II
not the comfort Of ease. but the COM
fort Of strength.-Charles Kingsley.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

But simmons Liver Purifier is de-
hghtfusy pleasant xrd i's action -
thorough Constipation Yields. bilious
ness goes 4 trial coayinces la Nel-
lo~ Tin Bo,e- onlyl Tried once usei
al~xY.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

Many Ills come from impure blood.
Can't have pune blood With faulty di.
gestioa. iazy liver and siuagish bowels.
burdock Blood bittsrs 10 recommended
for strengthening stomach, bowels and
liver and purify the blood.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

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'psuInasI q <suow Jnok spausq o. susI
siaaoa asJu ~ 'sasleenJp Iis 40 pIos
'uoA dlou o. poUey oAeu salpamaI
1aV'o Auru Moq I5Nrm GU IsIIl
s'lIaW pue 'sIeaG Alitq, 10Y sIopIo
sip snoAIau u! snlrA s1l uaAoJd seq
eu!A1sN .ssEW "a
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pus uop.puoo uMop UNI leiouss
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-uoo pooS u us,sSs snoAIsu Jnok
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= 10 ssisA s7s 10 81 ~ vi slQnoss
sqs asQA sssrles1 gssspns ssoD
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Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

To bake the paint on its pass.
en9er cars a railroad in Pennsyl.
yan.a has built huge oven into
which thew can bs run.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
Most Prompt and Efectual Cure
for Bad Colds.

When you have bad cold you want
q remedy that will not only give relief,
but effect prompt and permant cure,
a remedy that is pleasant to take. y
remedy that contains nothing injurious
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy meets
all these requirements. 1t acts on ma
ture's plan. reliever the lungs, aids eI-
pectoration, opens the secretions and
restores the system to healthy con-
dition. This remedy has q world wide
sale and nse, and can always be de-
pended. Sold by Allen Urquhart
There is an increasing tenden-
cy on the part of British imi.
grants to proceed to other parts
of the emgire rather than to for
eign countries.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

Gladstone when boy was visiting
in the country, and the farmer was
showing him around. Coming to a
field that contained large black
bull. the farmer said, There's q
fne. strong bull there, Master vii.
liam, and it's only two years old"
'fHow DO you tell its age?" que
ried the boy.
"Why, by its horns" said the
farmer.
"By its horns" Young Glad.
stone looked though,fully q mo
nent, then his face cleared. "Ah
l see. Two horn-two years.
Boston Transcript.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
Best Medicine for Colds.

When = druggist recommends = rom
edy for colds, throat and lung troubles
yoc nsy s>.! s..o mai he knows what
be is talking about G. Lower. drug
gist of Marion Ohio. writes of DR. Kings
New Discovery: Il know DR.. King q
New Discovery 10 the best throat and
lung medicine / sell. 1t cured my wife
of = severe bronchial affection cold Af-
fiction after all other remedies failed y
Itwilldo the same for you if you are sui
fering with q cold or any bronchial.
or any throat or lung cough. Keep a
bottle on hand all the time. for every
one in the family to use. 1t isw home
doctor. Price soc and a dollar; guvr-
anteed and sold by w Sedberry
a Pennsylvania statistician
calculates that in the last year
la0, 600. 600 tons of water were
pumped out of the mines of one
company In the anthracite region
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

The Atlantic ocean has an area
of -. 40 ,anare miles.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

The ladies wonder how Mrs Il man.
ases to preserve he's youthful locke
The secret 10 sas takes p..ckly Ash
Biu~rs: il keeps he system in perfeo,
order
W J sedberry special agent
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22
Health a Factor in Success

The largest factor contributing to a
mans success is undoubtedly health.
1t has been observed that q man is
seldom sick when his bowels are retu-
lar-he IL never we'll when they are
constipsted For constipation you will
find nothing ute so good as Chamber
lAin's Tablets. They not only move
the bowels but improve the appetite
aud strengthen the digestion. They
are sold by Allen UrquhArt
Rhodenia is distilling alcohol
from corn stalks and using ii for
fuel in automobiles and other
internal com bustion motors.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1913-05-22

CLIMBING INTO ONE OF THE wA0ONA
Arst batter and hit the second. Then.
with his usual nonchalance. he famed
the next two on seven pitched balls.
He had thrown two straight strikes
to the following batter when his at
tsntion was attracted to brass band
playing outside the gate. The main
door happened to DO standing ajar. and
RUDE caught sight OF German pic
mic passing In wagons. W0ddell
wound up hurriedly and threw the ball
several feet over the catcher's head.
and 1t went on through the open gate
Waddell dashed for 1t, yelling. "I'll
get it!' and disappeared from view.
Several OF his mates chased him and
discovered him climbing into one OF
the wagons and already out Of reach
The Giants had scored two runs In
the meantime Although the visitors
eventually won out In a ninth inning
Anish, Connie Mack never quite for
gave Rubs for his desertion that day.
Quite Enough.
Sir James Crichton-Browne 10 a
thorough Scotchman. but he does not
mind telling story against himself
and his own countrymen- He says
that during n visit to Jamaica. feeling
Z little lonely. he asked a colored ON
cial. Are there many Scotchmen In
these partsf"
"Not manv." was the reply: lust =
few-but quite enougnr'
Wouldn't Accept the Amendment.
Hubert vos. the we'll known artist
had an exhibition OF paintings in the
Corcoran Art gallery. In Washington.
and was showing them 70 WI Ting
Fang. then Chinese minister to the
Omitted States.
Who's thisr' asked WI. pAusing In
mont OF q picture.
Ill Hung Chang" said vos.
1T doesn't look Ike him." said WI.
snifiing.
'lt'a only \ thresQuartsr view" said
Yes aroioeetically.
1T doesn't look thres-Quarters IKE
him" said WI. and PASSED on-Nsv
York Sun
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-11-13
Marriage Licenses,

The following marriage licenses
have been issued by the county clerk
the past week:
Jos. krish Of Cooperstown and Vic
toria Meyer OF Mishicot; Michael jim
dra of Cooperstown and Julia Korinek
of Franklin; Edgar Wesling and Anna
Gisch, both Of Kiel; Fred Schultz of
Two Rivers and Louise Born of Gen.
tervilIo; A. Voshardt and Mary Schroe-
der, both OF Two Rivers; Otto Haese
OF California and Martha Oestreich of
Town Manitowoc; Herman Lindemapn
OF kiel and Mary Essling of Schleswig;
Adolph Behnke of Rockland and Frieda
Zahn OF Reedsville; Alfred Boeckmann
OF Manitowoc and Clara Sperl OF Rap
ids; John Kuehn Of Two Rivers and
Clara Lensing Of Mishicot; Jos. Ploe.
derl OF Manitowoc and Rose Maersche
OF Liberty; Harry Birch and Iva Grin
or, both OF Grass Range, Montana;
John Hardrath and Olga Rchbrach,
both of kossuth; Geo. Loritz and Their
esa BRANDED, both OF Manitowoc; AL
bert Kank OF Milwaukee and Anna
Nagel OF Maple Grove: John Kubale
and Carrie Hickey, both of Rockland;
Ernest Voelker and Hattie Hindt, both
of Two Rivers; Arthur Luebke and
Anna Levanetz, both OF Two Rivers;
Joseph Leschke of Liberty and Lillian
Nennig OF Centerville.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-11-13
REAL ESTATE REPORT

The following Real Estate Report is
furnished by the Manitowoc County
Abstract Company, which owns the
only complete Abstr 1t of Manitowoc
county.
Anton M. Christensen to William
Brooks, lot IA blk 2O6 Manitowoc, 81.
Julius Goetsch to Henry Guetschow
lSa soc II Meeme 5000.
James Ready to Matthias Kocian, Ia
in NV corner M SWi sec 23 Coopers.
town, $3.50.
Joseph Swetlik to Adolph Swetlik,
S0i sec 5 Kossuth, 81.
Adelaide G. Kazda to Arthur S. Wys.
eman, lots II, 13, IA, Is and l6 blk 13j
Manitowoc, Sl45.
John Jacquette to Otto Herber, so a
sec 10 Mishicot, 81.
Anna Eleischer to John Wiedeman
part of lot in SW1 SW4 sec 16 Mani.
owoc, 81.
Lawrence Stedl to Joseph Stedl so a
sec 8 Franklin, ST..
James Ready to Robert dip part sec
% Cooperstown, $500.
Ida Schultz to Chas. Schultz, so a
sec l6 Cooperstown, $4,000.
Friedrich Hardrath Jr. to John II.
Hardrath, los 95-l00 a sec % and &c
Kossuth, $4,000
Herman Wagner to Edward Phillips,
E4 lot blk 3l5 Manitowoc, Sll30.
John Tomas to Barbara Tomas, lot
Is blk 29S Manitowoc, 81.
John Tomas to Mary Tomas, lot Il
blk 29S Manitowoc, 81.
William Perschke to John Johst lot
5 and WI lot blk in Laun's Add. to
Village of Kiel, $2250.
William O'Brein to Mary Sheehy 40
sec Is Maple Grove, 81.
Owen Fenlon ct al to Mary Sheehy,
40 a sec Is Maple Grove, 81.
Theo. Hake to Peter Brost e. John
Brost, lot 8 blk Village of School
Hill part of sec 8 Meeme, $500.
John Karbon to Stephen Pech, sec
13 Kossuth, $4,000.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-11-13
FIRST TEST OF PULMO7OR.

Last summer after several drownings
here the city purchased pulmotor at
a cost of $780, This is an instrument
to resuscitate by inducing respiration.
The artificial breathing is aided by a
tank charged with oxygen. Last Sat
urday w. w. Delano notified the pol
ice that there was apparently some
thing wrong at the flat of Mrs. Will
helmina Hempshemeier, next door to
Delano's on north 5th street. Mrs.
Hempshemeier had not been seen for
two days. The police broke in and
found the house full of gas and the ag-
ed occupant almost asphyxiated. DR..
Staehle, health officer, and Visiting
Nurse Gertrude Frazier rushed che
pulmotor to the scene for its first test
The instru' we'll in reviv.
ing the old lady aud justified Alderman
Plumb's faith in it when he initiated
the move for its purchase. Physicians
say that the aged lady's recovery was
Iue to the use of the machine.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-11-13
DEGENERATE OLD MAN IN TOLLS.

Last week August Pollen, n veter.
an of the civil war, aged 81, was ar
rested and charged with taking inde-
cent liberties with a female uuder IA
years of age with her consent
The charge is said to have been re-
duced from what could easily have
been proved, because of the prisoners
advanced age. Potzen has been living
alone on south 1lth street and the au-
thorities say he has lured half dozen
young girls, all under IA, into his
rooms with money and candy. The
account related by one girl who was
caught locked in with the aged man
last Friday was revolving. He was
sentenced to one year at the state
penitentiary, His situation in court,
the gravity of which he did not seem
to realize, excited pity among the
spectators. He can shorten his year
to six months.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1913-11-13

which he renders, an education Is valu-
able to its possessor because, by in
creasing the contribution which he can
make TO society 1t increases the reward
that he can legitimately draw from So
ciety. In larger sense, an education
rightly used is OF priceless value; it en-.
ables its possessor to better meet the
responsibilities OF life, better discharge
the duties imposed by society and bet
ter fulfill the destiny that his Creator
has set before him.
May the children OF those to whom
The Commoner makes its monthly Wis
its enjoy to the full the benefit bestow-
ed by our educational system and then,
feeling their Indebtedness to society for
the advantages enjoyed, make full re-
turn in service for that which they
have received.
WI BRYAN