The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-31

booby hatch he dismissed him an put somebody
in his place that he cud ASSOCIATE with He had
CERTIFICATES to TIL strength iv his intellecl firm
some iv tn gr-reatest noodle experts in tn
wurruld These imminint men iv science called
on him daily an wrote: Afther maxim thor
ough scientific examination iv tn bank roll iv
this young phenomenon, cheerfully maintain
that fr pure inteecll he makes Dan'l Webster
look like a conginital idjut' Ivrything was done
to make his stay pleasant to him an profitable to-
tn commonwealth But he grew discontinued.
He OBJECTED to tn quality iv tn ciggreets sup
piled be tn state. He demanded smoleless
powdher fr his afthernoon exercise in shootin'
at dummies v tn district attorney. He COM
planned that he was annoyed be neighbors who
falsely pretnded TO be Solomon. Finlly, wan
mornin' whin tn breakfast champagne was corl1cd
he cud stlland it no longer, but made dash f'r
freedom. That is to say, Hnnssy, lie put ON
his hat an coat, shook hands with til officyals.
lit cigreet, opened tn front dure, stepped into
his autymobile, said, Canady, William an fled.
These ar-rc dark days in New York Bust
ness in nanny INDUSTRIES has stopped completely
an throngs v alyehists an lawyers who used to
come back firm Mattawan to their happy families
ivry night with their pay envelopes in their
pockets have been thrown on their own resoorces
an may have to take to workn tn Jersey City
ferry. But in prosperity has opened
up f'r Canady. There hasn't been SO much de-
tachable American money in that happy land since
tn days iv Nipissing Th' bar an th' bars in
Ottawa, Toronto, Montreal, an Quebec ar-re
deserted an gr-reat throngs iv kings counsel,
doctors, statesmen, an journylists have hurried
to greet tn affabe capitalist who threats thin
pleasantly pullin' their hair an requestin thin
to stand on their heads while he reads thin
pome. There ar-re very few alyenists in Canady,
because money has been scarce, but since til ar
rival iv tn distinguished visitor number iv
veterinary surgeons, plumbers, an pa-aper
hangers has qualified f'r til job TIL local DOCTOR
graduate iv tn Kingston college iy chiropody,
on his way to tn bank to make a deposit, was
sthopped be a reporter that he got hult iv an
said: have come in contack with most iv til
brilyant minds that has been nmured in this Jug
he says, an this is be far tn most profound
How did | find him Most pleasant and exthreme-
ly aisy He threated me almost as an akel an
was KIND enough to give me frndy kick as |
come out he says
" coorse New York is bindin' vry effort TO
get their pathron back but it is hard to wrench
him firm our warm hearted lady iv SHOWS An
afther he has been disintangled firm th' embraces
iv th kings counsel, tn doctors, tn shuriff tn
chief iv polls, tn coorts, an tn immigration au-
thorities an has been sifted through New Hamp-
shire an Vermont, will there be enough left iv
him to make it worth while takn him back?
don't know. 1t looks to me as though there wud
be NANNY new faces in tn bread line this win
ter
don't like thin anylists," said Mr.. Hennessy
wuddint if l was ye" said Mr.. Dooey.
II wan iv thin liver wint through yeer clothes
he'd have ye locked up sure
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