The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-05-07

valet looked at me. But he was a
diplomat at that.
THE temperature of YOUR bawth
SIR he said. And so that he wouldn't
feel hat he'd hung anything on me, ]
motioned him away.
81 always says 1, try it with my
1t looked for a while as though 10.
seph Turley would become the wan.
dering Dutchman of the state of New
York. He had. a six,;year term to
serve in Sing Sing, on a judgment pro.
nounced four years ago. Turkeys
lawyer fought it. Justice Goff-he OF
the trial Of the gunmen-recently Or
dered Turley up the river.
Il will not accept him." said the
warden of Sing Sing. THE law states
that prisoners may not be admitted at
such time as will permit the eXpira-
ton of their sentence during the WIN
ter"
Turley was frightfully disappointed,
of course. He laughed all the way
back to his old quarters in the Tombs.
Justice Goff," he said to his guard,
will order me back to Sing Sing
and the warden won't accept me-and
III come back to the Tombs-and first
thing you know I'll be out. And I'll
have done all my time on the passen-
ger trains.
Golf ordered him back, all right.
His order was of the sort the warden
didn't dare disobey.
1t wasn't SO long ago that George j.
Gould sent a check for $4,000 to the
estate of the woman who built the
wedding cake for the wedding break
fast of the present Lady Decies, who
was Miss Vivien Gould. The claim
had been made for $4,000, and Gould
had declined to pay. Pending a set
Element. the cake baker died.
She made a small fortune out of
her wedding cakes,f' said one of those
interested in the case. Every fash
ionable wedding of the last decade was
equipped with one of her cakes. Not
of art, but the cake was actually good
to eat"
The Gould cake was by no means a
record breaker in point of cost. The
man quoted would not give names,
but he declared that more than once
the wedding cake had cost as much
as $4,000. On one occasion it cost
$4,000. But then q fashionable
sculptor made the little %statuettes
that adorned it. They were made of
bronze covered with icing, and after
the wedding were sent as gifts to ia
vored guests.
There was a threat that big BIZ
Edwards. the ponderous street clean
ing commissioner. might ride a horse
in the May Day parade of the suffra-
gettes. He will no. of course. There
are organizations designed to prevent
Just that form of outrage. But the
fact thai his name was mentioned
means that the fifty-six inch panhan-
dlers will get upon his trail.
Edwards" his friends state. ais
pursued by fat down-and-outs."
We can't get clothes that will fit
us In the stores" they say, with truth.
and we've got no chance at all to
nave 'em built. For the love Of Mike.
send us some cast-off suits!"
Edwards appreciates the dilemma
of the fat failures. too. Every time he
gets a letter of that sort he has the
writer investigated. If there is n
work left in the chap Edwards will
try to get him a job. And it is sur
prising to know how many men who
nave dropped out have been forced to
stay down just because they cam,
manage a decent front. There are too
few jobs IN this world for employers
to give one to a mar who looks like a
balloon barn after a w~indstorm."