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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Second Vand F-nrnfture

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HIGHEST PRICES PAID for I'd hand
furniture, stoves, carpets. Phone 4097.
Texas Furniture Co, 4O6 S. FL Paso Eft
HERMAN FUR. 60. buy and sell new
and ID hand furniture. ia S. Stanton.
Phone 3046. Bait Mgr.
PHONE HOG To GET A BID on your
furniture. stoves rugs, refrigeratOrs.
etc. before you sell. FOutZ & Zinkler.
WANTED-An kinds of furniture. We
pay more than any firm in the city.
Also we exchange new for I'd hand
Western Fur. Co, Phone 1852.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Secondhand Goods

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WE GUARANTEE the best prices for
second hand clothing. Phone 954.
HIGHEST PRICES paid for ladies' and
HIGHEST PRICES PAID for ID hand
clothing, furniture: all kinds I'd hand
goods. Phone 266. $40 s. FL PasO St
SECOND HAND clothing bought by
new starter. New goods: pays highest
nriCe. Phona 5aRa A01 s FL PaEo ST.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Helm Wanted-MaIa

IN YOUR SEARCH for a position
wouldn't the plans that another man
used with success be of value TO you?
| Clever ways Of getting in touch with
openings, published by the author.
send for descriptive circular; very
nominal price. Roy A. Williams, 215
L. Polk Phoenix, Ariz-
aBEAUTY,s NEW CREED7-The book
that points the only safe road to
4 beauty. Every woman knows that
. there IS a grave danger in many beau
~ preparations Insure your beauty
against injury by following the ap-
proved methods based on latest know
ledge. Send for free descriptive cir
eular Roy a Williams, 215 E Polk
St, Phoenix, Ariz.
MEN WANTED to learn the barber
trade. Best trade in existence for poor
man. Machinery can't kill it. Our
graduates greatly in demand. Top
wages TO holders of our certificates.
Few weeks completes. Tools given.
Cata1Og free. MOler Barber College,
Fort Worth, Tex
SO WEEKLY and expenses to trust
worthy people to travel and distribute
samples for big wholesale house. C.
Emery, Chicago
MAN TO TRAVEL in Texas for 1918.
Groceries, Candies, Jewelry; good pay
and tailored suit or 20 year watch free
In 80 days. experience unnecessary J.
j. McBrady. Chicago.
D-Stenographers TO register
with GU free employment department.
Make our office your headquarters.
Free practice machines Underwood
Typewriter Co Phone 565.
RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS WANTED
$500 first year. promotion to $500;
common education sufficient with my
coaching: full Information free. Write
for booklet v. 632s Earl Hopkins. Wash
lngtOn, d C.
500 MEN 20 TO 40 YEARS old wanted
at once for electric railway motOrmen
experience necessary. fine opportunity:
no strike Write Immediately for appli-
cation blank Address S 276. care Of
t1era4u
DETECTIVES WANTED - A man in
each locality to represent US in secret
service work: experience unnecessary.
Enclose stamp Tor particulars. Inter
national Secret Service Bureau Hot
Springs, Ark
DRY GOODS MAN, Arizona, speak
rapher. Sonora, $50 and 500: waitress,
mining camp, \. IL, $50; waitress. R
r hotel, Arizona, S25; combination girl,
SIS month, board and room
Fall & Mitchell.
2O5 san Francisco St
WANTED for the Q. S. army. ablebod-
led unmarried men between ages Of IS
I'd IS; citizens Of United States. Of
good character and temperate habits,
who can speak, read and write the
English language. For information
apply to Recruiting Officer. Coles
Bldg. FL PasO. Texas.
yVANTED-A young man, American.
about 20 years old: must be strong and
healthy; must talk Spanish; quick at
figures and write a good business
hand. prefer one experienced at billing
and shipping. Answer in own hand
writing. P. O. box 1S4.
ANY COMPETENT PERSON desiring
employment or wishing to better his
present position can learn something
10 his advantage about different ways
OF getting positions by addressing r
34q. Herald
yVANTED1YOung men to prepare for
positions as automobile chauffeurs,
statesmen, repairmen; big demand, large
salary We prepare you thoroughly in
10 weeks by mail at your home As
sist you to position. Automobile model
free. Write today for particulars and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Shoe Repairing

SHOES REPAIRED-Half soles. nailed.
soc: heels 25c. Chas. Rokahr, 81
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

For Albuquerque, Denver, Chicago
Los Angeles-LY. $3.50 a m and 7:o5
p m
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

ANY COMPETENT PERSON desiring
employment or wishing TO better his
present position can learn something
10 his advantage about different ways
OF getting positions by addressing r
34q Herald
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Help Wanted

WANTEn-Good dining room help. The
Johnston House, COL y. Oregon
WANTED - A good cOIOred man or
woman cook; best wages 1905 Mon
tana-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
SOLICITORS AND ORGANIZERS for
Help Wanted-Male

WANTED Solicitor and collector;
must be wen known and recommended.
Write NJ. 299, Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Specialists

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Nc Drug Forcing. no taking. IS MhoUse
DIR. CARL SMITH - Consultation in
Yited- 10T san Antonio St, FL PasO, Tex.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
- 20 q sOUTHWEsTERl[.

From Albuquerque, Denver, Chicago.
Los Angeles-Ar. 1000 a N and $40
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Special Notices


VVAHTED-Windows to clean Phi as.
PHONE 2S2s II you wish good clean
rich milk at 10C quart Purity
Dairy, ]. A. Swegler. Prop
NOTICE-We wish to notify the pub
lie that the White House Inn has
changed management, and VIII be con-
Quoted in the future IN a firstciass
manner, with plenty Of good things to
eat and drink Walker & Ldllard-
WHEN you WANT A sTENOGRA-
PIER don't wait for anything. There
p one and call up the Remington Of
flee. No charge for Cur services Phone
6T7.
RAILROAD TraIEFABlE
All trains arrive and depart rom
Union depOT, foOI Of san Francisco
street All sVrIvals and departures
given in "a Paso OF mountain stand
SANTA Re.
For Albuquerque, Denver, Chicago
Los Angeles-LT- $3.50 a m and 7:os
From Albuquerque, Denver, chicago.
Los Angeles-Ar. 1900 a N and $40
FL PAsO & SOUTHWESTERN.
CWestern I7tVtsIOn.)
For Arizona and SonOra-LF. 1885,
From KrizO;na and sOnOra-Ar. 7:6O
q H. o-ou p ~
eastern DiVtsiOa.)
For Kansas City, St Louis, Chicago
-Lg. 7:45 a m, 1915 D n. 5:25 p m
From Kansas City, St. Louis, Chicago
Ar. SIS a M $3.50 p. m. 7-10 p m
G., 81. & 9. A. AND s. p. TRAINS.
For san Antonio. New Orleans.
Washington-Lv. 10 e. m, $3.50 D. m;
Sunset Limited Thursdays only $3.50
From San Antonio, New Orleans.
WashingtOn-Ar- $50 a N, 1880 p. m
Sunset Limited Fridays only. g:45 pm
For Arizona and California-Lv- 6:53
a m, 7:10 a. m, 400 D. m, 1905 D m;
Sunset Limited CFridays only, 1000
From Arizona and CaIIfornia-Ar
6:53 g. m, 1920 p m. 5:12 p N.
500 D. m: Sunset Limited Thursdays
only. 9:15 a. m
TEXAS & PACIFIC.
For Dallas and St Louis-L7. Use
From St Louis and DaElas-Ar. $40
a. m. 9:45 p m
NATIONAL RAILWAYS OF MEXICO
For Mexico City-Lv. T:35 a. m.
From Mexico City-Ar- AIS D N
MEXICO, NORTH WESTERN.
For MADEIRA. Pearson and Chihuahua
Daily, sos a n
From MADEIRA, Pearson and Chfhua-
hua-Daily, 1905 D m
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

VVANTED-8ale stenographer who can
keep light set Of books; work in FL
PasO: state experience and salary. Ad-
dress O. 81, Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

Southern Pacific west bound train No.
1, leaving LordsburE 1857 a. m. noun
tain time. South bound train connects
with FL Paso & Southwestern east
bound train for Fl Paso, leaving Ha-
chita at 1850 q m. mountain time
las and Bisbee, leaving Hachfts at
1850 g. m. mountain time
r. K. Minson-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

hALLHUAU LLIIEIA-ULE.
All trains arrive and depart from
Union depOT, foOE OF san Francisco
street All sVr1y ais and departures
given in Fl Paso OF mountain stand
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

WANTED-District manager and trav-
cling representative to appoint agents.
Big money Room 240, OrndOrff after
Moons ] TO 8
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

WOAAN'S CHARITY ASSOCIATION
Hand Laundry, 4O5 S. Campbell. Phone
licited, &c per ID. Prompf aftentioD
gwen transient orders.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
SPANISH Lessons


SPANISH S-Ex-teacher Mex
leo CITY schools. Sra Galeana- Phi. 40S9.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

WANTED -Firstclass foreman baker
TO take charge Of shop and bread and
pastry: good wages. X Rensser, Ros-
wei, n. n
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Ready Reference
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
Medical.
Mercantile Agencies

No Drug Forcing, no taking. Is Rrhouse
DR.. WEEks-Chronic diseases. III Tex
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

For Arizona and sonOra-I1F. 1850
From arizona and sOnOra-Ar. 7:6O
. In n
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Junk Dealers


Dealers in scrap iron, rubber and metal
OF al kinds. 507 y. Kansas. Phi 1871.
Ell PASO IRON & METAL, CO., 15O5 San
antonio Dealers in scrap iron. rub
eeT. copper. brass. bones. etc. Bell 1850
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

N0~00 090O0O00 ~
- CLASSIFIED ADS. ON q
= PAGES 3, G, 2 THIS SECTION Q
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Laundries

MANTED-Lace curtains to Iaunder-
Phone AL
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Sell-LiVestock-Buy

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Bull SERNICE-Sn2 Teras d -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

FOR SALE-A good horse, saddle anC
bride Phone S41 ''i>
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

FOX SALE-,-Registere big bone Po-
f dafeo{ emma dd bo hogs pigs sired by my un.
lbs, Sc to SIS; bred gifts 500 To $50: 3
GOOD pigs, no kin, S25. Excellent strain
or indian Runner ducks. Brown Leg
nOnbau strain, eggs to sell. limited
NUMBER OF stock, each. Ed Hayes
Fogg's Ranch, Berino, n. N.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Lost and Found

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FOUED-Fur cOllaret Phone $3.50.
LOST-Late wednesday AFTERNOON be-
tween HiZsOn's and transfer station,
or on smelter car, pair of glasses in
case Finder return 19 Palms Court
or phone 5396. Reward
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

FOR FOR SALE[Sow and pigs, az Port
t esiIlC-o ave Phone 499. H Cherry, with
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

&. G. DUN & CO.-MercautiIe Reports
III Paso office, sol Guaranty Trust
Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

WAKTED-Windows to clean. Phi 70
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

WHEN YOU WANT A STENOGRA-
PIER don't wait for anything. Tkere
is no need OF It Just unlock your
D one and call up the Remington Of
flee. No charge for cur services. Phone
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08

RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS, Carriers,
wanted Good pay. Fine positions
Pay for instruction after you receive
position. Liberty Institute, Dept 1S7,
Rochester. y. Y
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-03-08
Musical

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IGN. G. GARCIA, violin teacher. P. O.
box 400. Phone 1880.
MISS BERTHA STANHOPE has re-
opened her vocal studio at SO Corto
St Voice placement and the art Of
singing. Phone 175S.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-03-01
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world knows of the wonderful which have been made
by Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound yet some wo-
do yet realize that all that is claimed for is true
If suffering could be made to believe that
this grand old medicine will do all that is claimed for it.
how quickly their suffering would end!
have published in the newspapers of the United States
more genuine testimonial letters than have been pub
lshed in the of any other medicine for in
the world and every year publish many new estimo-
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Button. Ohio. -" wish to
thank you for the good | derived
from Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound sometime ago. |
suffered each month such agony
that | could scarcely endure, and
ftertaking three bottles of Lydia
K. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound was entirely cured.
"Then had an attack of organic
inflammation and took Lydia 4.
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and | am cured. | thank you for
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have great faith in your rene
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one what your remedies have
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GATE, Box 800, Bluffton, Ohio.
Pentwater, Mich.-"A year ago
I was very weak and the doctor
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| had backache and bearing down
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and was in severe pain all the
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BILE Compound and now Tam
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Pentwater, Mich.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-03-01
RESI- AND HEALTH 10 MOTHER ANn CHILD.

Mas. wisstow's SOOTHING SyRrP has been
used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS u
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEETHING. with PERFECT SUCCESS II
SOOTHEs the CHILD. SOFTENs the GUMS,
ALLAYS all rAI% CURES WIND collie and
is the best remedy fef DiARRHO.A II - al
soluieiy harmless he sure and ask for Mrs.
wnslcw'S Soothing syrup" and take no other
Kind Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1913-03-01
L. PAUL EWELL,

Attorney Poeomoke City, Nd. VIII he
SNOW Hili every Tuesday at the once Of John
" station.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-06-16
Federal League Fights Western
Union-CIaims Discrimination

This Federal League is no sissy or
ganiZation and declines to take a
punch in the face from any one and
say THANK you," as most Of the
struggling leagues have done in the
past o.
Now the Feds are fighting the
Western Union Telegraph Co., claim
ing the company refuses to carry
the league scores in it's ticker" serv-
ice. President Powers of the new or
ganiZation has sent an attorney to
Washington to protest to the inter-
state commerce commission against
this alleged discrimination, declar-
ing it is a violation of the Hepburn
act. An investigation is demanded.
President Powers said that the
Western Union paid a large sum to
one major league ball club for the
privilege of installing wires at the
park and carrying the scores.
Every day the Feds look stronger.
The six teams in the league are going
at a good rate, the race is one Of
the highest, as shown by the stand
ings, and there is no hint of the
blowing" of any of the teams. On
the contrary, they appear to be max
ing money, and the league is ready to
expand to an eight-club circuit.
Jack White of Chicago has a
chance to remain in the limelight for
some time. He must beat Johnny
Dundee to do it, and that is a large
order Harlem Tommy Murphy, who
has been whirlwind in his recent
fights on the coast, twice defeating
AID Wolgast, has agreed to meet the
winner of the coming Dundee-White
fight, and the proposed date for the
second battle is July Is.
Patsy Brannigan of Pittsburgh is
the favorite over Kid Mahoney Of
Racine for their ten-round bout in
Milwaukee tonight. If BraDnigaR
does not win by a knockout Fhe
should roll up a big mess of points,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-06-16
Left Field Bad Spot at West Side
Park-Sox Near 500.

lNSoA HSNNa
RESULTS YESTERDAY
American League.
Washington, 10; Cleveland, 5.
Only one game scheduled.
National League.
Brooklyn, 9; Cubs, 2.
Cincinnati, 2; Boston, 1.
St. Louis, 4; Philadelphia, 8.
Only three games scheduled.
American Association.
Minneapolis, 2-6; Indianapolis, 0-6
(2nd game called, 9Th, darmess).
Milwaukee, 5-5; Columbus, 3-3.
Kansas City, z; Louisville, 4.
Toledo, 8-4; st. Paul, 80. .
.-. Federal League.
Covington, lis; Chicago, At.
Indianapolis, 81; Pittsburgh, 0-5,
St. Louist, 4; Cleveland, 3.
While all this talk of a "shake-up"
in the Cubs is going on, we'd like
to suggest one place to start shak-
ing.
Left Field.
The Cub defense in that section
of the garden is weak. Mike Mitchell
was never cut out to play left field on
the West Side. He is fumbIing fire.
quently, allowing runners to take
extra bases, and yesterday Clearly
misjudged a long fly that gave a
Brooklyn batter three bases when
he should have been out. The error
made no difference in the result, so
Mike was allowed to live, but in a
tight contest it would have been a
costly mistake.
All of this is not meant as criti-
cism of Mitchell as a ball player. He
is a good fielder when playing In
position, fast, and his hitting has
put the West Siders in many fight.
MitchelPs regular position is right
field. He always played there with
IL
Arizona republican., 1913-12-25

NeNer before has the spectacle oG Buckeye and WinkeIman mail-ea in is large delivery wagon been witnessed in Phoenix, but yesterday, such was the size of the Christmas mailing to these two localities. they had to use motor trucks to tota the touches.
 The incoming mail grew apaCe. W hile that which was brought to tho Fcstoffice for mailing outside dWind- led to a mere riVerkin in comparison with the presents that flowed in.
 4 bIoken engine near Parker yes terdaN delayed the incoming matter from the coast and put the postofficc tu scIous inconvenience for time. iut the splendid organization Was pittcd against the three hundred sack load. atI soon it had melted and was running out Of the office il, several continuous streams to the Ic"plc or Phoenix and nearby
 Reports from other parts of the q, untrN have il the Christmas rush is cloggins the offices and overflow ing, while the trains are held up by the surplus. Fortunately. Phoenix has had little difficulty with ifs con nccu -ns. "nd last nigat thousands were in possession of their gifts brought them at the bands of Tnc!c sans multtudinous Santas. the mail men.
Arizona republican., 1913-12-25
GEORGES LAPSE.

on the afternoon of October la 176>. Ge.ree Washingtoa etcprcu iuto the private office Of lis good Phila- Gelph.a friend and dentist. ~i}icum Stradles. Twas an elegant fan af- ternoon and Chestnut street was alive with colonial chickens out in their new furs
 Good day. friend George. quota the dentist. as he finished polishing a long Wieked-looking spear and picked up eIeamin9 cr5ubar
 What brings you downtown thus early2- pursued SradIes. as he laid doWn the crowbar and picked up am eieht-pound monkey wrench. Moth ing wrong Wita the teeth. l trust2" And he put down the monkey wrench ,Ed picked up bone handled iron maIet weighing 1t carcles~ly in his hand.
 'I beg pardon" said George Wash .Egton. rather nerNousIv What did you say2"
 T say. iS it your teeth that brings you here this beautiful day." said the dentist. as he put down the malet and picked up pair of gas pliers
 No my feet" said 5Ir. Washington with a forced laugh "Hs ha. SiH- cum. my feet brought me here. to hs
Arizona republican., 1913-12-25
OLIVE CROPS SMALL
 PRICES WILL JUMP
Market for Domestic Crop Follows Rise and Fall of Foreign Production;
 European Crop Small

If salt River Valley olive growers have good luck with their next crop. great will be their reward For the reports of foreign crops are still pes simistic and the prices will undOubt- edlN be high. It is notable. that the prices of the domestic product. being practically that of Arizona and Califor- nia follow barometerwise the condi- tions of crops in France. Spain. Italy and Africa. of late the la panese olive crops have been a factor in making prices. but do not enter so strongly as do those of Europe.
 According to a statement issued by the inspector director of the French service de TOleiculture the 1g13-I4 olive crop in France is not likely to exceed one-third of a normal crop. It is believed however. that the quality of the oil will be excellent. In Tunis the crop promises to be about half the normal size
 All reports concerning the harvest of olives for oil making in the Seville Spain section agree that it is excellent in quality and in yield. Although hea- " rains during the last 90 days re- tarded the gathering of the fruit they undoubtedly improved it's size and gen
Arizona republican., 1913-12-25

scntauon Was present from the uni ycrsity of Arizona. with Stanford sec and. and the University of California third. Beside these there were rep -osentatcd in the rolls of the visiting alumni several other schools and col Ieges.
 Prof. Stabler principal of the high school acted as the chairman of the as semhly and chose from the number of eN-CoNotes the speakers best fitted to address the students. These respond ed and a notable fact in their response was the praise they gave the football team of '13 and of Coach Geary for the victorious field work of the fall just passed. It is also interesting to note that each of the alumni when he had finished with the football praise turned t. his university. and put a boosting word where there is fertile field for growth.
 Among those who spoke were: liar old Grimshaw, Lamar Norvcn Walter NcIlmore. Lloyd Elliott and Neil
Arizona republican., 1913-12-25
DEFINING LOVE AND LIFE.
tPopular MaEaZinC)

Popular Magazinc)
 Philosophy in popular pIrascoloey .f one of the greatest products of the cioakro mS in the capitol in Wash hgton. Senators and representa- r tiVes keen observers ot human ra- tllre. and full of ideas. pull stuff that makes the old German wizards sound foolish ana insane
 In the democratic cIoakrooms of thc house, not long ago statesman. having discussed at length the tariff. currency reform and the Central American situation. announced kindly.
 'NoW. I'll tell you fellows the diff ference between life and love
 Everybody Immediately expressed oaserness to know the difference
 Life" lac said lis just one fool thing after another. Love is just two fool things after each other"
Arizona republican., 1913-12-25

Albert Perry has gone into vaude- vile and is using q comedy called Reno and Return"
Arizona republican., 1913-12-25
ALUMNI ASSEMBLY IS
 UNIVERSITY BOOST
Each Ex-Coyote Takes Opportunity Of Appearance in Home School to Put
 m Words for His College.

With the appearance of the Alumni Of the Phoenix high school on the plat form at the auditorium in the alumni assembly NesteI day. there developed a rapid fire oTatoTN on the subject of the best college to attend. with d general invitation to all the students of the high school to attend each and every higher institution represented. EX-members of the high school now in attendance at foreign schools spoke to the assembly,
 several universities being represented.
 By far the biggest individual repre-
Arizona republican., 1913-12-25
IMPREssIONIsT" SCHOOL.
CLondon rid Bitsp

tLOndOn Tld-BItsl
 X painter Of the "imprcssionist. school is nosx confined in Iunatic asylum To all persons who visit his studio Hc says Look here. this is the latest masterpiece of my compo- s.tion They look and see nothing but an expanse of bare canvas. Thes ask. What does that rcprescnt?" That Why. that represents the rassage of the Jews through the Red sea.
 Beg pardon. but where is the sea ?'' Tt has been driven back.
 And where are the JeWs?'
 They have crossed over"
 And the Egyptians 2''
 "WiU be here directly That's the sort of painting l likc-simple. sug- ge-tfEe and unpretentious