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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25
Never Son More Dearer Than My
Pasq4ale, Who Works IL,
Candy Factory

week more is good, yes. but better is
the respect. Also, Pasquale have now
more broken candy to give those lit
tie ones. Always his pockets are full
full, the same like a tam-man-i
politician.
But soon my heart tell me it is
more harder work. Ny Pasquale act
tired is-it seemS-nOt so strong. 1t
is the pains in his legs and hips, like,
how do you say it, rheu-ma-tism
Not YER bad, understand, only a
littP. Ecco, he have no appetite to
eat.
'Madre mia, he tell me, 1T is
nothing, nothing, nothing. But al
ways L taste that candy varnish when
I breathe. The bottle, it reads il is
shellac dissolved in spirits. ] do not
know what sheIlac-what spirits.
DiavOlo, that is one strange thing to
paint on children's candy. Next week,
when 1 am well, 1 look for another
job. / am not so sure of these
forestieri Foreigners, i. e., Ameri-
cans.)'
"Signorina, when he say that l can
not speak. When it come another
week my Pasquade cannot look for
work His lega are YER lame-ache
ali over. a man Dy the factory ten
him always he must rub those pains
with that factory spirits before n
can walk. Me, l think it smell like
new paint. But, no. 1t cannot be
poisonous. that varnish they put on
the children's candy. That would be
infame-infame.
so we wait, and wait How should
we know, Signorina? We are poor
people. We thought there were laws
in this so good America. Misericordia,
that such things can be-
"Cne day my Pasquale lirnped TO
that factory. When he began TO
shine the candy his stomach-'scusi,
turned. Then the boss was cross
so cross. Get out of here he shouts
to my poor boy; get out and stay out.
This is no hospital.
so Pasquale start to walk home.
Before he got here he was blind.
Blind Blind. Signorina, my Pas
quade, who was so strong. The doc
tor say he is poisoned with wood
alcohol. The doctor say that var
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

citation. Mr.. Reynolds was fair and
he believes Pres. Wilson desires to be
fair.
Mr.. Reynolds is also polite. lie
believes more can be accomplished
through cooperation and Cancellation
than through antagonism. Similar
sentiments were expressed by other
bankers. These beliefs we believe to
be well founded 1t is plain tie pres
ident invites cooperation and sets an
example OF Cancellation.
All the president really insists upon
is that something shall be done TO
improve the currency and banking
system of the country. Naturally he
wants the best thing done and invites
cooperation to that end.
Unquestionably the attitude assum-
ed by Mr. Reynolds was inspired. A
day or two before the conference Mr..
Reynolds had had an interview with
Sec. McAdoo in New York. Mr.. Rey-
noIds scarcely attempted TO conceal
the fact that he was expressing the
4
purport OF this sentiment is that a
currency bill is 10 be passed at the
present session, that the resident in
vites the cooperation Of bankers 10
make the bill as useful as possible.
To this Mr.. Reynolds added that de-
fects in the bill could be remedied
later.
1t seems to be an accepted fact that
the country needs a new currency
law. but there is a wide difference Of
opinion as 10 the provisions OF the
law. In part this antagonism is due
10 political jockeying. When that
spirit is subdued Icy the activities OF
such fair and broad minded men as
John 81. Reynolds il seems easier 10
get what the country really needs, but
the manipulators Of politics may be-
disappointed I'm the results.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25
OF
OLD LADIES
Oldest Women on Grounds
on Women's Souvenir Day
VIII Be Springbrook Parks
Guest of Honor.

The oldest woman present on wOm-
ems day will be the Parks guest Of
honor.
A coach and pair will be at her
disposal that she may be driven about
the beautiful park grounds. Let ev-
cry woman present on WOmen's day
show marked respect 10 the parks
guest of honor.
There will be an orchestral concert
from 2 10 p. m. During the after
noon old-time ballads Will be rendered.
1.-"Darling Nellie Gray"
2.-"Silver Threads Among the Cold"
S.-''The Songs Ny Mother Used to
Sing"
4.-"When You and I Were Young
Maggie"
5.-''Mother o Mine"
6.-"Kathleen Mavourneen.'
My Old Kentucky HOme."
Advertisement.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25
X X X X X X X X x :
DON'T BOTHER.
BY BertOn Braley.
X X X X X X !: ); X X X X x
BY BertOn BraIey.

X X X X x X X ); ). X X X X
BY BertOn Braley.
I'd really like to have your write,
If you can ever find time,
A letter fills me with delight
When written from a foreign cline.
I'd like TO hear about your trip
And if the beds were soft or hard
But kindly takes this little tip.
Don't send me any picture card,
I have a million cards at home
From Buffalo and New Rochelle.
From Cork and London. Paris. Rome.
And zach one reads, I'VE all are
we'll:
The weather's fine-wish you were
here"
No more of that; such stuff is barred.
I'd like to have you write. my dear.
But don't you send a picture card.
Just sCribble on an unpail bill
or write on Dashboard. tin or zinc.
Typewrite your missives if you will.
or pencil them, or write with ink;
And make them short or make them
long.
1 still hold YOU in regard.
But. prithee, harken 10 my song,
Don't send me any picture card,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25
} The Homo Beauty ParlOr
6Y Betty Dean

rical lines, and after your weight is where
you want il, the flesh will be firm and
the skin free from wrinkles.
Bebe: Your yellowness around chin and
neck and general "all-gOne" feeling mean
that your liver requires regulator and
! would suggest a plain kardene tonic
This viii cleanse the blood and liver and
kidneys and when these organs are in a
healthy condition you viii be free from
bilious attacks. obstinate headaches, and
the pains In small OF back and groin. To
prepare this tonic put l ounce kardene into
u pint alcohol (neYer use whisky, then
add y cupful sugar and hot water 70
make quart The dose Is a tablespoon
full before meals. The kardene tonic is ex-
cellent 10 clear the skin Of pimples, blOtches
and sallOwnesS and its timely use fire.
quently saves doctors bills.
NJ Villains: I do not know how your
eye trouble may be caused. There are
many reasons which might mike them
dull. but i do know a certain way TO tone
strengthen and brighten them. To relieve
the rednesS and sOOfhe the eye-strain ap-
ply the following tonic. Drop into each
eve or 3 drops daily Of simple prepa-
ounce Of crystos in n pint Of water. Thi.
will relieve inflammed lids and beautify
and brighten the eye itself. Absolutely
safe and inexpensive.
Eleanor: The girl who laughed at your
makeup" must have had some little
cause NJ least. Most face pow ders give
that artificial look. Besides they rub OF
50 easily and do damage 20 sensitive skins
Here i a formula which 7 find has me
with wonderful success. Diss olive fOU
ounces Of spurmax in y pint water and
add two teaSpOOnfuls glycerine. Appll
this lotion 70 face. neck and arms and rul
until dr.. II whitens che skin naturally
viii cling a long time. seeming really
part Of the skin. % which II gives a dainty
glow and veivety softness. and i q goot
preventive Of all skin blemlshes.
Betty Dean Beauty Book, 500
Advtrtfser
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

Mrs. w: Your wrinkles especially in
middle age. are ineXcuSable and certain
skin thoroughly with plain almozoin
cream jelly. easily made at home. This Is
made by pouring teaSpOOnfulS glycerine
In y pint cold water. into which is then
dissolved ! ounce almOzoin. Massaging
with this simple vegetable cream jelly viii
quickly rid the skin OF lines. blackheads
and wrinkles and when used for habby
muscles and hOllOws viii make the flesh
firm and smooth.
Sally NJ: Your dry hair and dandrun
are common troubles which are very easily
cured. Try this tonic which | and many
Of my friends have used and found per-
feet. Mix one ounce QuinZOin with Is pint
alcohol and add u pint cold water. Rub
twice a week and the hair-rOots VIII take
on a healthy growth. / know nothing so
prompt and sure in destroying dandrun
and TO remedy itching scalp. This tonic
Is wonderfully stimulating 10 hair growth
and should be used Ia connection with can
throx shampoo am writing today about
canrhrOX also. See answer 10 Verify.
Verify: II you will keep your scalp
clean and plant by occasionally shampoo
ing with teaspoonful canthrox dissolved
I'm 4 cnn hot water. the haIr-rOOts will
grow strong and vigorous. resulting IN a
head Of healthy. beautiful hair. This can
throN. which Is easier To use than any
shampoo OF which know. creates a wealth
Of white. thick lather that disSOlves all
dust and dandruf and neutraliZeS excess
oil. Rinsing leaves the scalp Immaculate
~ clean aud the hair dries rapidly. with
rich. even color and Is ever 50 fluffy and
brilliant
Mayme: Yes. l know a harmless fat re-
ducer that works rapidly and which many
OF my too heavy friends used 10 bring
them to normal weight. Into IL pints
not water put ounces pdrnOris. strain
when cool and take a tablespoonful before
meals until weight IS sufficiently reduced.
Then stop the treatment. This parnotis
treatment requires no dieting or violent
exercise and restores the figures symmet-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25
THE MAIN THING.

Ii may be old and shabby,
IL may rattle in the gears,
The tires may wear patches
Like boys Of tender years;
1t may wake the echoes loudly
AS il trundles up the road,
And make a noise suggesting
1t is likely to explode.
But it goes
.. yes. IL goes.
Spite of strangling
And exploding
And epileptic throes.
You may think when we start ii
Something's happened 70 the earth.
And when your fears are overcome
Give free vent TO your mirth.
You may swear you'd rather walk
Than ride in such a dink,
But we don't caradam for that,
Nor for what the people think.
For it goes.
O, yes, il goes.
Spite Of strangling
And exploding
And epileptic throes.
1T has come to an issue whether
women shall wear an X-ray skirt or
an extra skirt The minions Of the law
have forced il. Now we shall see
whether this alleged reform can be
compelled by edict or will await the
pleasure Of the alleged offenders.
1t is creditable to that sense of
fairness for which the masculine mind
is justly celebrated that the average
man has made no complaint, resting
secure in the confidence that the eter
nal yevities will eventually prevail.
AN ARGUMENT FOR THE RECALL.
Old Schuy. Colfax sweetly remem-
bered as Curly" sends us the follow
ing as an example of inhuman cruelty
on the part Of a Judge:
Man Sentenced TO Six Months I'm South
Bend.
SOUTH BEND, Ind, Aug. 1S.-SiX
months in South Bend was the sem
tence given Richard Reynolds by Mu-
nicipal Judge SABBATH of Chicago. Rey-
nolds has just arrived here to serve
the term" When the young man
appeared in court TO answer charges
of failure to provide for his mother
his parent asked that the prisoner re-
ceive permission TO come to this city,
where he has obtained a position. The
request was granted, the judge order
ing Reynolds TO remain in this city
continuously for a half year
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

Suggestions of changes in the cur
rency bill made by bankers will
doubtless receive due consideration.
Pres. Wilson has let it be understood
that suggestions will be welcomed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

The big Keokuk dam, one. OF the
great engineering achievements of the
age. is 10 be dedicated on Tuesday.
The amount of power that will be
generated is almost fabulous.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

money to 20 10 Europe will have the
opportunity OF their lives If the
steamship war on rates comes 70 the
point prophesied. 1t is TO be war t.
the knife and knife to the hilt"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25
The Gifted PhnIe.
ANN ADMYERER
Some Would Prefer Art.
newspaper Clipping


In one down town cafe Venus wears
a pair of diaphanous trouserettes,
and the Lady with the Goose is garb-
ed in a slit skirt, the slit extending
perilously close TO the Lady's neck. In
another cafe where the proprietor
boosted a really handsome group
depicting Pan piping TO a bevy of
altogether" woodland nymphs, Pan
has been forced to don a specially
made pair of overalls and the girls
are dressed up in pajamas. nighties
and mother hubbards. The Sleeping
Beauty" who has for years repOse-
fully slumbered on a slab in another
safe, unclothSd, now wears a made-to-
order policeman's uniform. The pro-
prietOr said he could think of no more
fitting garb for sleeping figure.
WHILE others prefer clothes.
c. n. F.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

The small vote at the so-called cit
liens primary is easily accounted for.
The people learned the true inward
ness Of the movement and failed to
axe an interest.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

Satisfaction obtained by leaders of
the sO-called citizens movement from
comparing their vote with that for
the republican and progressive tick
cts look like a favored smile.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

II the Tribune claim that many
democrats would vote at the sO-called
citizens primary was made good the
number of republicans and progress
sives at the polls must have been
uvnau
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

nish for the children's candy is shellac
made thin by spirits.
See where he sits, Signorina,
thinking, thinking. what harm he has
done all those little children. All, Dio
Santo, If you could know how strong
he was, and ambitious, my Pasquale."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

The Best Pain Killer.

piled TO a cut, bruise, sprain, burn or
scald, or other injury of the skin Will
Immediately remove all pain. +. +.
Chamberlain Of Clinton. Me. says
1T robs cuts and other injuries Of
their terrOrs. AS a healing remedy
its equal don't exist" VIII do good
for you. Only 25c. at All Druggists.
Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

More citizens of South Bend favor
the election of Patrick A. Joyce for
mayor than voted at the so-called cit
liens primary.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

Huerta is backing water like a
stern wheel river boat. He finds his
conception of American sentiment
was quite to the bad.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25
BOYS PULL BOX.

Central fire companies were called
to a supposed fire when box No. 322
rang in an alarm Sunday afternoon at
o'clock. Two small boys pulled the
box. and were brought back to the
station with the fire department They
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

Rev. II. Stubenvoll OF Allison. Ia. IN
praising Or. Kings New Life Pills for
constipation. writes: - DIR. King $
New Life Pills are such perfect pills
no home should be without them.
70 better regulator for the liver and
bowels. Every pill guaranteed. Try
them. Price. 25c. at All Druggists.
Aduf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

Apparently Gov. Sulzer is being
ousted on the installment plan. He
is slipping by inches as it were.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

That flash of public sentiment that
was to rise and sweep the city like
a tidal wave hardly wet the grass.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

The announcement that Paris fash
ions will be more vivid than usual ere.
ates speculation as to what the limit
may be.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

The way the -Happ Keller
combination planned it all came out
in the wash.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

The real citizens movement start
ed Aug. when 5,961 legal voters
voted their preferences al the demo
cratic primary. II makes the So
called citizens movement with its
1856 votes look like a plugged nickel
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25
THE MELTING POT,

We are strongly moved 10 mirth
when we read the warning Of the rich
10 young men that money Is not the
most desirable thing in the world.
PRESUMABLY it is the difference
in time that gives South Bend what
ever advantage may be derived from
getting the five o'clock editions Of
Chicago papers at three o'clock.
Establishes His Identity.
Sir: Don't you fellows try to con-
meet us N any way with that guy who
jumped the bug joint. We are, as you
have noticed. Adam Phule, and not
Adam Mutt. Hoping you are convinced,
we are, Yours truly.
ADAM PHULE.
THE iceman and the goldman hav-
ing become concurrent through the
growing custom of laying in coal in
summer some new winter target of
anathema must be selected. Who shall
it be?
THE first installment Of c. c.
Schioedte Olufsen's name has been re-
ceived from Chicago. Curiously
enough the last part was sent first.
What G. c. stands for must keep US
in suspense.
The Gifted Phule.
We feel, Adam Phule, that by ma
ture you're gifted TO write comic
things that give Laughter a chance;
and, knowing by Laughter mankind is
uplifted, the good you are doing we
see at a glance.
ANN ADMYERER.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25

People who have been saving up
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-08-25
AN ARGUMENT FOR THE RECALL

Old Schuy. COlfaX, sweetIy remem-
bered as Curly" sends us the follow
ing as an example of inhuman cruelty
on the part Of a judge:
The true Democrat., 1913-01-18

Office at which the carrier arrives
and postage charged at the rate
from that office.
Insurance on Parcels.
A mailable parcel on which the
postage is fully prepaid may be II,
Sured against loss in an amount
equivalent to its actual value, but not
to exceed $50, on payment of fee
OF 10 cents in parcel post stamps,
such stamps to be affixed.
UnmaiEabIe Matter.
The following matter is declared
nonmailable by law:
l. Matter manifestly obscene ,lewd,
OF lascivious; articles intended for
indecent or immoral purposes; al
matter otherwise mailable by law,
The true Democrat., 1913-01-18

the outside cover or wrapper of
which bears any delineations or lan-
guage Of libelous, scurrilous, de-
famatory, or threatening character.
Spirituous, vinous, matted, ferment-
ed, or other intoxicating liquors of
any kind; poisons of every kind, and
articles and compositions containing
poison Except as prescribed in ser,
19}; poisonous animals, insects and
reptiles; explosives of every kind;
inflammable materials (Which are
held to include matches, kerosene
oil, gasoline, naphtha, benzine, tur-
pentine, denatured alchohol. etc.;
Internal machines, and mechanical,
chemical, or other devices or com
positions which may ignite or ex-
plOde; disease germs or scabs Tex
cept as prescribed in sec 36); and
other natural or artificial articles,
compositions, or materials of what.
ever kind which may kill or in any
wise iniure another or damage the
mail or other property
Pistols or reVolvers, whether N
detached parts or otherwise; live or
dead (and not stuffed) animals, birds,
or poultry Except as prescribed in
sec. 20 and 3Q; raw hides or pelts,
guano, or any article having a bad
odor shall not be admitted to the
mails.
A parcel post map and guide fer
determining postage rates may be o.
tained by renting Is cents by mo-
pCy order to the chief clerk, Post Of
flee Department, Washington, D. c.
Be careful to specify the city or
town where the map is to be used.
Further information may be obtain
ed at any post office.
The true Democrat., 1913-01-18
DR.. BOWLING DlsCoURsEs.

Dr. Oscar DoWIing, president of the
State Board of Health, lectured to the
farmers demonstration conference on
the subject of education as essen
tial to health He told of the men
ingitis situation and explained that
quarantine regulations would not ac-
complish the prevention of the
spread of the disease. Sanitary meas
ures are most effective. The germs
are carried in the nose and upper
throat and a person may be car
fier of the disease without becoming
sick with it. That the carrier might
cough or sneeze and expel the germs
where they would be taken up by a
susceptible person. He explained in
detail how it was necessary to come
in contact with a patient or material
expelled by a patient or a carrier.
At the chapel DR., Bowling talked
to the university students. He told
them they should bathe at least once
q day, that they should not smoke
cigarettes nor drink any kind of al
cohol, and that no good service could
come from the use of either. He
appealed to the boys to lead as clean
lives as they would expect of the
girls, and that there should be but
one standard of morality.
The true Democrat., 1913-01-18

not bear such stamps.
Parcel post stamps are not valid
lor the payment of postage on mat
ter OF the first, second, and third
classes, and, when used for that pur-
pose, the matter to which they are
Affixed shall be treated as Held for
postage"
Preparation for MaiIinq.
Parcels must be prepared for mail
ing in such manner that the con-
tents can be easily examined.
A parcel must not be accepted for
mailing unless it bears the name and
address of the sender, preceded by
the word From"
Postmasters will refuse to receive
1or mailing parcels not properly in
The true Democrat., 1913-01-18

could understand.
The result was the immortal Get
tysburg grafton.
We are discarding the frock coat
and with it fr0ck-c0ated language ang
frock-coated manners and methods.
We are getting rid of shams.
We are coming to know more and
to pretend less.
Don't pose. Leave that to the dry
goods store dummies.
Make believes don't go very far
with real people, and the world is get
ting fuller every day of real people.
Advertisers are coming to recognize
The true Democrat., 1913-01-18
Parcel Post Information.

q act of Congress authorizing
Establishment of a parcel post
"a provides that on and after
ny l, 1913, fourth class matter
embrace all other matter, in
eg farm and factory products,
aOW embraced by law in either
srst, second. or third class. noc
ling II pounds in weight nor
3. in size than 72 inches in
Il and girth combined, nor IN
or kind likely to injure the per
q any postal employee or dam
&c nail equipment or other mail
a, and not of a character per.
fe within a period reasonably re-
q fer transportation and deliv-
The true Democrat., 1913-01-18

and in the end spells disaster for
yourself Water finds its level.
Don't pretend to know what you
DC not know. Don't dogmatize. Dog
matism is usually the hall mark of
ignorance.
Be simple. 1t was Tennyson who
said Of the Duke of Wellington:
And as the greatest only are,
In his simplicity, sublime"
Abraham Lincoln sch0oled himself
in youth to speak simply, to express
every thought in common words and
SC bound and define it that child
The true Democrat., 1913-01-18

the wisdom of representing their
goods exactly as they are. In the
long run it is the only policy that
pays.
1t pays just as well with other
people as with merchants.
The man who is worth while with
in himself has no need of seeming.
There are plenty who know the real
from the counterfeit, whether the
counterfeit be coin or people.
If you are real gold have no fear
that you will not be discovered. Only
fear the acid test when the dfscov-
cry is made.-New Advocate.
The true Democrat., 1913-01-18
BE WHAT YOU ARE.

Be what you are. Say what you
mean, not in a way to wound and
offend others, but frankly and hon
estly
Live within your means. To live
beyond them deceives nobody for long