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The evening world., 1913-09-16
Try it. In five minutes indi-
gcstion goes and stomach
feels fine.

Time IL. In five minutes al stomach
distress gone. No indigestion. heart
burn. sourncss or bclcbing of gas. acid or
cruc,ations of undigcstcd food. no dissi-
ness. bloating. FOUL breath or headaches.
Papc's Diapcpsin is noted for its speed
in regulating upset stomacls. 1t Is the
surest. quickest stomach doctor IN the
whole world. md besides. it is harmless.
Millions II men and women now eat
The evening world., 1913-09-16
FINANCIAL NEWS ,reMs.

Elrnings OF American railways for
month OF August. $tss,s'5 increase As.-
zoe. From July I. 3l,Cs,o!3; Increase
80. Sc.
The Wustinghouse Air Brake COM
pany reports Cor fiscal wear ended July
81, DIE
Total assets and liabilities. $40. rs l73.
against previous year of s2t. 22l. s3n To-
tai net. ss,GAT7s, against $3.sse.o's pre-
vious year.
Chicago. Milwaukee and st. Paul Ia-
cluding Puget Sound lines, reports for
year ended June 10. 1919
Net eirnings Increased 81. s.l9s.ei6. Sur
plus. after dividend on preferred stock
L. deducted. G.Te'. 80. equal to s-62 per
cent. on sil6.3is.2W OF common stock
agains. i-js per cent. last year
horough- METROPOLITAN reports for
year ended June 30. 1918; surplus. Ts,5H.
decline from LAST YER OF Sl.S3S. 's5.
Previous surplus. s:.soS,Wi Total sur
plus. SJ,5953,l
AT the annual meeting OF the Inter
borough metropolitan Company 1t was
voted to reduce the Board oi Directors
from twenty-onc to hftccn. There was
represented .l66.aO5 shares OF stock out
Of "a total uf l,5o.Uo SHARES.
1t aas stated that there were al pres
ent about two thousand preferred share
holders and three thousand common
stockholders.
The evening world., 1913-09-16
Harmless fruit laxative
cleanses the stomach,
liver and bowels with
out any gripping.

4 delicious cure for constipation.
biliousncss. sick headache. sour stomach.
Indigestion. coated tongue. sallowncss--
take California Syrup Of Figs" For
the cause Of all this distress lies in a
torpid liver and sluggish bowels.
A tablespoonful tonight means all
constipation. poison. waste matter. fer
menting food and sour bile gently moved
The evening world., 1913-09-16

MARKET steady ct sHsht rally from
the low.
Recent teavy buyers seem inclined TO
await further elopinents.
In ea-ly afternoon cotton advanced
on government reports, and remained
ut, ady, but eased on toward the close
ANAL prices Jan | point. and the 9TH
srs 1 to 2 points lower than yesterday q
finals
The evening world., 1913-09-16

Wheat was eab'er WI uishPpoinuHk
cables. opened is on.
Crop news from Argentine IL favor
able.
Russian offerings are liberal and move
ment In Canada is large.
Corn "a to S-s or at opening. Pre-
miums for cash corn have narrowed
considerably.
New corn is moving In Oklahoma
Weather conditions generally favor
able.
II was reported that feeding OF whoa {
The evening world., 1913-09-16

rvvks Get kssh.og ogsSsssso. n
CoNsTANTINOPLE. Sept. 2-T
Bulgarian peace delegates here 80
Eniiiy surrendered 10 Turkish DgQDD
and formally .ccnscnte1 TO the teva o.
. tirk-Eiiisseh remaining IN 0sooDan
hands
The evening world., 1913-09-16
Copper, which sold up to % Ia
Reading sold up TO 100 y II 10 clsimed
that statement Of earnings expected to-
morrow will show IS per cent.
The Cio.inx Qactations.

The following ~ " the highest. lo~et and last
pIi;cs ~ stocks for to-day aud ths net chanses a.
ct mpsrcd With yes.e Siays closing pres;
The evening world., 1913-09-16

Grea, Northern Railway declared reg.
uiar quarterly dividend OF ia per cent.
payable Nov !; books close Oct II.
The evening world., 1913-09-16

la Rose Consolidated Mines Company
declared regular quarterly dividend OF
?r per cent, payable Oct. -.
The evening world., 1913-09-16

per cent on common and ~ per cent.
on preferred stock. . payable Oct. Is to
stock OF record Sept c6.
The evening world., 1913-09-16

Elrnings OF American railways for
month OF August, ssss,s'5. increase As.-
zoe. From July I. 3l.ons,o!3; Increase
te0. Sc
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Ul UlESSINdkt1S OuPP.1Co'-VU1 E11tnuQI IuAI Ou1C5
rnotNm riders
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
The Writers.

Roman ROLAND. to whom the grand
literary prize has just been awarded
by the French academy, Is we'll known
as a playwright. novelist and historical
writer. The amount of the award is
$1,000.
Algernon Blackwood, son Of Sir Ar
thur Blackwood and the Duchess Of
Manchester. is one Of the newer au-
thors who have had varied experience.
He was a newspaper man in New
York, farmed and mined in Canada
and conducted q hotel. He has also
been In the dried milk business. In
1906 he began writing books.
Frau Emma Giehrl of Munich, daugh-
ter of a former Bavarian finance minis
ter. recently celebrated a remarkable
jubilee. For fifty years she has not left
her sickbed. and to forget her suffer-
ings and to give pleasure to other peo-
pie she has during this period written
stories Of mystery and educational
works. Her books for women and in
valids form quite a library.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
DANES AND DAUGHTERS,

Miss Achsah Lippincott has been ap.
POINTED chief market clerk Of Phila-
delphia.
Mrs. Walter Hancock recently re.
ceived the degree Of master Of arts
from the Temple university Of Phila-
delphia.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman says that
the Englishwoman knows more, cares
more and talks more about public mat
tiers and with greater ability than her
American sister.
las our men will not willingly go
back to the farms, we must induce
u women to CO." says Mrs. Kate
Trimble Woolsey. I'VE know that
when they do the men will follow"
The oldest woman in England-Mrs.
Rebecca Clark Of High Road, Wood
GREEN'S hale and hearty at 100 and
Is fond of a good meal. She says: II
believed in being faddy about
food. Eat what you fancy and you'll
he all right"
Mrs. A. A. A. Brooks, president Of
the Gotham Club of New York, has
been interesting her fellow members
In an effort to bring pressure to bear
for legislation compelling manufactur-
Ing chemists to s a special mold for
poison tablets.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
A Garden Tragedy.


Mister Watermelon Vine got clean above
hisself:
He fling his long legs crost do groun' en-
climb up on de shelf.
He pass Mis- Merry Gold right by to tell
his true Tub story
To jes' de flower oh de flock. en- dat's Mis-
Mawnin' Glory.
Sunday meetin' Niger come a-steppin'
mighty high.
He see dat watermelon from de corner OBJ
his eye.
See he: "EIe's lookin' mighty nne. I spec
he's gittin' meller.
r. gwine ter hang eroun' or bit en- den I
grabs dat feller!"
De sun he sank, de moon he rose en- den
slipped out er sight.
Mis- Mawnin' Glory closed her eyes en- al
mos died wild fright.
Mis- Merry Gold turned yaller ex . form
drap' from Q tree.
En- dat Mister Watermelon-whar. ohS
whar wux hsf
Mex day dey sent for Sherlock Holmes,
de great detective chief.
Dey Glib him all de mournful facts ter sic
'em on de thief.
He shuck his head, ..'Tain't no use fer
me ter chase SIGH loot,
Fer q niger en- Q melon patch am always
in cahoot!"
willie Bellah in Atlanta Constitution
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Current Comment.

Tears shed today will not put out the
fire in the death trap Of tomorrow
Washington Post.
They are expecting vesuvius to erupt
again. 1t has been seven years since
the last time-ample time for building
new villages in the danger zone and
setting the stage for new tragedies
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A dealer in cocaine and opium has
been fined $1,000 and sentenced to two
years in the United States prison at
Atlanta. No lawbreaker looks better
In jail than a practitioner Of this in
famous trade-New York Sun.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Fashion FrilIs.

Paris skirts are reported as diapha-
nous. Let 1t be hoped that this IL an
error. II q skirt must be this, then
why is it a skirt?-Los Angeles Trib-
une.
Earrings for men are now on sale in
New York. One hopes they will be-
come fashionable so that the sort Of
men who would wear them can be
Identified at q glance.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Our inclination is to make no fur.
Their illusions to the funny kind Of
clothes the women wear. but we feel
It necessary to observe that the pres
ent modes are not adapted to the
kitchen, nursery or the polls.-Houston
Post.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Flippant Filings.

The man who designed the Lincoln
penny has Just been married. He'll
have to make dollars hereafteE-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Cheese, we learn. 4 now cured BY
sl~ectricity. We have seen cheese that
must have been shocked dreadfully.-
iPhiladelphia North American.
San Francisco II certainly having q
hard time getting the Liberty bell for
exhibition purposes. Perhaps the old
bell Is controlled By aaring.-Nsw Or
leans Picayuna.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Foreign Affairs.

Turkey must be beginning to feel
that she quit the game too soQn.-Oma-
ha World-Herald.
The German eagle doesn't look like a
love of peace, but he is doing his work
pretty well.-Philadelphia Record.
The Balkan disturbance shows that
the dogs Of war can quarrel over a
bone like the hungriest mongrels.-
Hartford Times.
After China's civilization gets well
established Japan may not have to
travel quite 80 far in search Of an out
let for its Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Pert Personals.

An Illinois court has decided q man
can be beautiful. Watch Uncle Joe
Cannon and Colonel Jim Ham Lewis
blush.-New York American.
A man who insisted upon proclaim.
ing John d. q good fellow" has been
sent to a Philadelphia hospital for ex
animation az to his sanity.-Pittsburgh
Dispatch.
President Wilson's tut, tut" may
be all right for golf, but what does he
say when he lifts out the pan beneath
the icebox and 1t overf1ows down his
shirt front?-Detroit Free Press.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Mistress ana Maid.

May ! borrow a volume Of Emerson
from the libraryf" asked. the bouse-
maid.
= have no objection" answered her
mistress. While you are about Il
bring me Lady Jesebel's Divorce,,s-
Boston Advertiser.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
'Mllady's
Mirror
Care Of Hands In Summer.

care OF 0onoS IN summer
The hands in summer, IL they are to
be kept soft, white and smooth, re-
quire almost al much care and atten-
ton as during the colder months. for
the sun and hot air have q most dry
ing effect on the skin, making 1t hard
looking and wrinkled. Few women
realize that it Is almost Us easy to tell
the age by the hands as the face, al
though some hands have been so
neglected by their wner that they
look old long before they should, and
the INT may be said Of some faces.
Never Judge a woman's age either
by her hands or her face, for both
are 80 largely Influenced by the treat
ment they have received In the past
that 1t is never quite fair to do so.
Hands do not age and wrinkle in a
day or a week. The process Is so
gradual that it Is not noticed till the
owner Of a pair Of aged hands sud-
denly awakens to the fact that, what
ever may be said to the contrary by
kind and indulgent friends, her hands
stamp her as past forty, although her
face may not look thirty.
To keep your hands in really good
condition during the summer you must
feed them by giving them a liberal
supply Of oil or cream every night.
For this you may 8 cocoa butter,
pure almond oil, mixed with q little
fine oatmeal, or a paste made from the
yolks Of two eggs. a tablespoonful of.
pure almond oil, one Of honey and q
teaspoonful Of simple tincture of ben
zoin. Mix all these together. beating
the yolks Of the eggs first, then stirring
the honey, then the oil and lastly the
benzoin. Beat to a cream. smear W
the hands, then slip on a pair Of old
chamois leather gloves with holes cut
In the palms and wear them all night.
Once a week is sufficient for this
treatment when the hands are in fairly
good condition. but when they have
been much neglected it should be
given every night for two or three
weeks till they are soft and smooth;
then the weekly treatment will be
ample to keep them nice and youthful
looking.
Hands which turn red and appear
swollen in hot weather should be
washed in YARN water (never cold.
and a few drops Of liquid ammonia
should be added to the water. After
washing they should be busted with
starch, and all gloves should be quite
loose fitting.
Many women suffer with moist.
clammy hands during summer, and
nothing is more uncomfortable or more
disastrous to gloves. which become
stained and spoiled with one wearing.
To remedy this. sponge the hands after
washing in warm water with a lotion
made by mixing one part a de
cologne with two parts rosewater and
dust with bor1c acid powder mixed
with half its quantity Of starch. Brush
the powder off and the hands will feel
dry and fresh.
When choosing gloves for summer
wear choose a size which will be too
large rather than too small. Squeezing
the hands in tight gloves makes them
look larger rather than smaller and
cause them to become swollen and
red, as it impedes the proper circula-
ton. Before putting on the gloves
dust a little boric powder into the
fingers and palms. as this not only
makes them slip on more easily. but
keeps the hands dry and cool.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
To Reduce Double Chin.

To Reduce Double Chin.
The greatest Of all inventors has be-
come a beauty specialist.
After revolutionizing industry, thread
ing nations together with his quad
ruplex telegraph wire and his electric
railway lines. after increasing the val
ne Of the country's products until
$%7.O0O.000.000 is invested in indus
tries founded or touched by his inven'
lions. Thomas A. Edison has removed
a double chin.
Joking? Not at all. Ask Mrs. Edi'
son.
If you have ever met the white hair
ed master of things electric you know
his willingness to laugh. It's usually at
himself. You will not be surprised,
then. to learn that Edison smilingly
announced he would brighten eyes,
peachify cheeks. fll out neck hollows
and, abolish surplus chins. all by his
new and infallible prosecuting
down sleep and food!
II have proved to my wife, at least, =
he said, with a twinkle. 'that women
who would keep young and slender
must never sleep but six hours. Less
would be better, but six will do.
"Funny. isn't 1t, how yeu can talk
yourself black in the face trying to
demonstrate science to a woman? She
won't listen. Talk beauty to her and
her attention sticks like glue. Funny,
isn't 1t? Anyhow. I've proved my point,
banished the chin and taught her to
sleep six hours instead Of nine"
Mrs. Edison II 80 far. the only fam.
ily disciple Of the new beauty theory.
Miss Madeline, recently betrothed to q
young inventor, IL not bothering much
about extra chins. says her father.
Neither are the boys, Theodore and
Charles. But wait" says Papa Edison.
They'll all come round to my way Of
thinking some day,
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
" optimist's Calendar.

An Optimistic Calendar.
Saturday 10 a glorious day
with sunday coming after,
N day for brushing gloom away.
A day for joyous laughter.
Saturday 10 . day OF hope
For tho man who opens the envelope
Containing the wage which he has
earned. Z
saturday 10 Q day Of gles:
saturday 10 . day to be,
Free from trouble and unooncefnsd.
Saturday u . day to lightly
Cesse to think Of the car that's ned.
saturday 10 . day to brightly
-chicaso Record-Hsrald
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
heknew.

Pedagogue (severely1-Now. sir. for
the last8 time. what's the square OF the
htyp,otenuse of q right angled triangle
equivalent tor BOY desperately
SIt's 8equivalent to q 1ickin' fer me, cir.
GoSahead.-London Mxpress.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Vain pssir,a

Vain Desires.
! want to be elemental,
TO wear skins and kill my own grub;
Like the cave men Of old
] would roam, free and bold.
And WOO me q bride with my club,
I waEt to be elemental,
In primitive fashion to dwell.
But my barbarous wife
just dotes on the life
OF q blasted expensive hotells
Chicago Daily News.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Sounded Very Aiarmina.

Sounded Very Alarming.
summons had returned from his ~
cation. |
certainly enjoyed the husking
Dees," he said to Z young woman
Were You, ever in the country during
the season Of husking bees?'
"Huulsking bees" exclaimed the GIRL.
Why, Of course not! How do youl
musk e bee anyway. Mr.. simnons1 r.
New York Evening Post #s III ssS
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
An Inherited rast.

An Inherited Taste.
"What's the kid crying forT" asked
the husband.
1.-THE moon, DEAR" replied the wife.
We'll. tell him it's made Of green
cheese"
II did, dear. and he still wants It
l suppose he thinks I can make a
Welsh rabbit out Of it."-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12

Her Care.
He babe his wife be merry;
He babe his wife be gays;
He babe her sing and dance for him
And put her cares away.
But still she chung to weeping,
And still she heaved q sigh,
She would not sing or dance for him.
And 20 he asked her why.
''You ask why I should worry"
Said she. land why I pine?
The servant girl III neighbor hires
Has bought q hat like mine!"
Detroit Free Press.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Hard Luck.

Hard Luck.
Quizzer : What's the matter, old
man? You look worried.
Sizzer-1 have cause to. I hired a
man to trace my pedigree.
Quizzer-Well. what's the trouble?
hasn't he been successful?
Sizzer-successful! L should saw he
hast I'm paying him hush money
Judge.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Whyf

Wny1
Oh. why should the spirit Of mortal DO
proud?
Al he rides in his swift flying car IKE .
cloud
a break in the axle. a bust in the tire
He passes from life to the heavenly choir.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Oh. why should the spirit Of mortal 10
proud7
The while he is soaring above tho srsat
crowd 35S
The monop,ane busts or IL motors de-
layed,
And they hunt for the man With : pick
and q spade. 3@ zs s35
-Denv.r R.publlcaann.
oh. why should the spirit Of mortal b
proud3 a#
A. long a. the motorboat crass q 81
a sudden explosion. . wave Of the hand.
nan passsth from life into Gabrisl's hand
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1913-09-12
Prepared.

"Are you prepared to undergo hard
ships"
II think I am"
Are you willing to be laughed at
and ridiculed and pointed out as one
who ought to be under the care Of q
guardian?'
II think l could even undergo that
II necessary"
Are you willing to give up all world
~ pleasures. to walk when others ride,
to be pitied as a weakling. to be
sneered at by people who have little
wit and to be generally regarded as
one who has forfeited the right to
hope for the respect Of society2"
"Yes."
"All right; then go ahead and be .
poet"-Chicago. .Record.H Herald.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-08-18
How Is This for Realism?

Certain rice fields in Japan were
at one time devastated by some un.
known horse which could not be track.
ed. One night the farmers Law in
walt: the horse appeared but eluded
its pursuers. After patiently waiting
for several nights they succeeded in
following and saw him disappear
through temple door. The pursuers
entered but could not find the horse.
finally he appeared on the wall in a
celebrated picture all foaming and
still painting from pursuit. The far.
mers were at loss to know what IN
do. Thereupon they consulted certain
wise men In the district, who. NOT
wishing to DESTROY the picture finally
sent for the artist who painted II
The painter studied for a moment
then silently went away and returned
with his paint brush and painted q
halter and hitching post In the mic.
ture. Thereafter the horse remained
In place.
The Lakeland evening telegram., 1913-08-18
0PTIMIST ALWAYS A WINNER
History Of the World Proves That
Faith is the Stepping Stone to
All Kinds of Success.

John D. Rockefeller forty years ago
believed in the future of this coun.
try, bought oil on big scale and be-
came the worlds richest man. An.
drew Carnegie says he borrowed ev-
cry cent he could get to invest in his
steel mill and later sold out for some.
thing like three hundred millions. J.
P. Morgan himself avowed that he
was always bull on the country"
and he died leaving a great name in
the financial world and a monumen.
tai fortune.
Washington was an optimist, even
at Velley Forge. and he created the
worlds greatest republic. Grant an.
noyed his enemies constantly because
he refused to be anything but an op.
timist, and his armies saved that same
republic from disunion. Bismarck
was the prince Of optimists, and the
German empire is the sequel. In his
own day William Pitt outshone every
other Englishman in the belief In his
country's coming greatness, and to
him more than any other one man
can be given credit for an empire on
whose dominions the sun never sets.
Every pioneer who braved an In.
dian and starvation on the American
frontier was supreme optimist. The
greatest books have been penned by
those who had firm faith in the
future.
The Christian religion itself is
founded upon optimism as is every
other great religion. Omit faith from
any one of them and the cornerstone
Is gone.
A stock market axiom Is that the
surest way to so broke is to become
a bear on America" Just imagine
what would have happened to a mar
who had sold America short" In thf
sixties. For every day of hunger IL
the United States there is full veel
Of feast.-Philadelphia Ledger.