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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

Since fathers bought an auto,
mother can never find her sewing ma
chine oil can when she wants It,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

A man is judged by the company he
keeps. even, when - keeps to him
self -
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

Scientist says that love making
Is to become obsolete. This is no
news to Pittsburgh
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

Auto polo is coming. and arnica
and splints will be In great demand.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

Man named Bugg intends to build
a large hotel in Frisco You can call
1t what you will
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

II Is better to have loved and lost,
sometimes. than to have loved and
won.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

This ID the summer We we're looking
forward T. last FsbraAry. ,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

Baby trailers for motorcycles. What
next? An average motorcycle can
easily haul 100 baby CARRIAGES loaded.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

A man generally gets credit for be-
Ing a good citizen when his wife
makes him go to church.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

Dallas reporter was held up and
robbed Of two bits. How dared he
have SO much money!
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

about to finish" an endless" labor.
which Is certainly some achievement.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

"A New York man saved 500, 900 In
II years on salary of $l,C00 year"
Waiter or policeman?
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

Anyway. New York's finest" are
the finest New York has.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

AS usual the swan song of the thea
ter season is pretty much rag time.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23
\. {. PRUDENTIAL
NOTARY PUBLIC

Office on Lacour Street In p,,,-,.s
Srick Building. Deeds, Affnayits
and other instruments drawn.
Mining Notices. Proofs of Labor
IN Rdlank Deeds OF all descriptions
on hand.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

Would POI call a i.ds IN Heath
skirt an "iml ressionistr
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-08-23

Legal blanks for sale at the Record
Off ice.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
&axG2
Gathered Smiles
WRONG QUE.

One of the new meEnbers OF congress
is a very young man who. when he was
making his campaign. had great eye
for publicity. AS he was appealing
particularly to the labor element, he
sent out story telling how he liked
to work on iron. Later. In order to
make good on the story. he had a
small blacksmith shop built near his
stable.
One day delegation OF labor men
called on him and he boosted about
his enthusiasm for making shoes for
his own horses out OF straight bars
or iron. He took the delegation to the
shop.
Jack" he called out. when within
few yards OF the shop. where are
some OF those iron bars use for max
ing horseshoes?"
They're all In here" Jack called
back. 4 amt had time to straighten
'em out since you hammered 'em up
for that delegation Pop
ular Magazine.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
Cannon of Solid Rock.

When the island OF Malta was under
the rule of the Knights OF st. John
they defended their Notifications with
cannon bored in the living rock. Each
one OF these strange weapons con
tanned an entire barrel of powder. and
as 1t was not possible to vary the aim
OF these cannon 90 were made ready,
facing various directions from which
the enemy might approach.
When the fame of these arms OF de-
Tense became known to the world the
Idea was taken up OF transporting
rocks to SUBMITS to serve the same
purpose, but 1t was soon recognized to
be impracticable, and the cannon of
Malta, bored in solid rock. have
passed into history as the sole wea-
pons of the kind ever known.-Har-
per's Weekly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
Roosevelt and Arbitration

The cause OF universal peace won
a notable convert when Mr.. Roosevelt
said to the persons arranging for the
celebration OF the centennial of the
Treaty of Client that so far as the
British empire and the American re-
public were concerned he was pre-
pared ito agree in advance to the set
Element OF any question that might
arise either by mutual agreement or
by arbitration. or any other method
that would not produce friction"
The recipient OF the Nobel peace
prize is growing pacific. In regard to
controversies with the United King
dom he actually goes beyond the
terms OF the Taft arbitration treaty.
which was limited ~ controversies in
their nature "justiciable." Yet last
year, when his chief aim was to dis
credit Mr.. Taft, he denounced this
treaty as a humiliation and a menace
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
MAY NEED big STICK"
WILSON TARIFF STEAM ROLLER
STRIKES BOULDERS.
Foreign Nations Already Are Protest
Ing Against TWO Features Of the
Administration Bill and
May Retsliate.

The Woodrow Wilson tarin steam
roller has fattened into silence the
house Democrats who reasonably
feared its destructive operations on
great industries OF their several states.
II is fattening into silence the Demo
cratic senator's who felt the same
fears
Only two OF them, Messrs. Ransdell
and Thornton OF Louisiana, have stood
up to be counted against the proposal
that revolutionary tariff bill shall be
put through without giving the bust
ness interests OF the country their day
in court or any public hearing for their
cause.
The roller Ia rolling on to put
double, treble and even quadruple tax
alton on all life insurance policy hold
ers, thus furnishing them for seeking
TO provide for their families when the
bread-winner is taken away. The life
insurance companies have heaps OF
money In sight and the millions OF
customs revenue that are TO be thrown
away must be made up somewhere.
Therefore disregard the promise
$4,000 a year or more shall be exempt
from the income tax! Take It out OF
life insurance policy holders. their
widows and orphans. no matter how
much below 81 1000 their incomes may
be. The administration needs the
money TO buy Alaska railways from
the Guggenheims" and to build armor
plate mills.
The roller is now striking boulders
in the form OF protest from foreign
nations against two features OF the
Woodrow Wilson bill. One is the re-
duction OF five per cent. granted 20
goods imported in American ships
The other is that foreign merchants
and manufacturers exporting goods to
this country shall open their books
to inquisitorial investigation.
The former protest is technically
more important, since it rests on a
charge OF violation OF express treaty
agreements. The latter. though It may
be more easily overcome In its legal
aspects. Is likely to become OF greater
practical Importance. We may, OF
| course. fix the terms on which we will
kets. But IL we M too onerous terms
we are likely to provoke retaliation.
Right at this point is where we are
likely to miss the tariff big stick
which the Woodrow Wilson bill has
whitfield down to broom straw Re
publican tariff bills made their rates
the minimum, and empowered the
president to impose greater rates on
the goods OF countries which discrimi-
mated against our experts.
The Woodrow Wilson bill makes it's
rates the maximum. and empowers the
president to grant lower rates to coun-
tries which offer some apparent ad-
vantage to our exports or refrain from
discriminating. Yes. we are likely to
miss our tariff big stick" before we
get through with our experiment with
Democratic tariff Chicago
Inter-Ocean.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
MEMORY IMPROVED.
Since Leaving Oft Coffee.

Many persons suffer from poor
memory who never suspect coffee has
anything to do with It.
The drug-caffeine-in coffee, acts
lnjuriously on the nerves and heart,
causing imperfect circulation. too
much blood In the brain at one time,
too little In another part. This often
causes a dullness which makes a good
memory nearly impossible.
Il am nearly seventy years old and
did not know that coffee was the
cause Of the stomach and heart trou-
BILE ! suffered from for many years,
until about four years ago." writes q
Kansas woman.
"A kind nelghbor Induced me 10
quit coffee and try Postum. had
been suffering severely and was
greatly reduced in flesh. After using
Postum a little while I found myself
improving. My heart beats became
regular and now seldom ever no
tice any symptoms Of my old stOm-
Rch trouble at all. Ny nerves are
steady and my memory decidedly
better than while i was using coffee.
II like the taste OF Postum fully az
well as coffee"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Greek, Mich. Write for booklet, THE
Road to Wellville."
Postum comes in two forms.
Regular Unjust be boiled).
Instant Postum doesn't require
boiling but is prepared instantly BY
stirring a level teaspoonful in an or.
binary cup OF hot water. which makes
II right for most persons.
A big cup requires more and some
people who like strong things put IN
a heaplng spoonful and temper Il with
q large supply OF cream.
Experiment until you know the
amount that pleabee your palate and
have 70 se.ved that way IN the future.
There a Reason" for Postum.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

The tariff measure in the senate is
being brought to the glass OF truth
and as it's reflection appears to view
in this framing II is seen to be one
OF the most desperate and destructive
bills that has ever been proposed.
Even though the Republicans may not
seek actively to defeat the measure.
rather relying upon il to show the
country the inexpediency OF Democrat.
&c rule, the bill still has strong chances
OF going upon the rocks. The upper
house cannot view with tn;srance the
prospect Il opens up
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
he LURE OF THE WEST
)EsTERN CANADA ATTRACTING
THOUSANDS OF SETTLERS.

WHITING on the Canadian West An
eastern exchange truthfully says:
The West still calls with im,er..
tive voice. To prairie and mountain.
and for the Pacific Coast. Ontario's
young men and women arc attracted
oy tens OF thousands yearly. The
sreat migration has put an end to the
Iear. freely expressed not many years
ago by those who knew the West from
the lakes to the farther coast OF Van.
couver Island. that Canada would
some day break In two because OF the
predominance Of Continental European
and American settlers In the West"
This Is true. While the immiera.
ton from the United States is large.
running close to 10000 a year. that of
the British Isles and Continental
Europe nearly twice that number. max.
Ing a total Of 100000 per year. there
is a strong influx from Eastern Can
ada. 1t is not only into the prairie
provinces that these people go. but
many OF them continue westward. the
glory Of British Columbia's great trees
and great mountains. the excellent
agricultural valleys. where can be
grown almost all kinds OF agriculture
and where fruit has already achieved
prominence. Then the vast expanse
OF the plains attract hundreds of thou
sands. who at once set to work to cul-
tivate their vast holdings. There In
still room, and great opportunity In
the West. The work OF mans hands.
sven in the cities with their record
breaking building rush, is the small.
est part OF the great panorama that
Is spread before the eye on a journey
through the country. Nature is still
supreme. and man is still the divine
pigmy audaciously seeking to impose
his will and stamp his mark upon an
unconquered half continent.
The feature that most commends
Itself In Western development today
Is the "home-making spirit" The
West will find happiness In planting
trees and making gardens and build
Ing schools and colleges and universe
ties. and producing a home environ
ment so that there will be no DISPOSE
ton to regard the country as a tenn
porary place OF abode in which every
one is trying to make his pile prepar-
atory to going back East or becoming
lotus-eater beside the Pacific
The lure OF the West is strong. It
will be still stronger when the crude
new towns and villages OF the plains
are empowered in trees and vocal
with the song OF birds.-Advertise-
ment.
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No One Court. Hard Line.

The purpose which Mr.. Underwood
assumes the manufacturers have I'm
mind is to discredit the Democratic
tariff bill for the distant advantage
they would get some years hence when
1t is repealed and to make larger prof
It's after a period OF stagnation and
strikes should pass. They will not do
It for the simple reason that it would
be bad business They no more want
2 period OF depression than he does
For their own selfish interest they will
make cut in wages only as a last
resource, when other methods OF re-
ducing operating and marketing costs
have failed. lie will find that the man
ufacturers Of the country. regardless
Of politics, are ready to conspire. not
to discredit his tariff bill. but to malr.
tain business prosperity and TO check
any tendency to panic-Syracuse Post
Standard.
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SHE HAD TWO PERSONALITIES
London T',ysieian Describes Two Con-
hietirs Nstures Of Girl by Use
OF hypnotism.

An hysteria case similar to that OF
Miss Beauchamp of Boston. who had
three distinct personalities. two more
or less we'll behaved and one always
ntughty, was described recently BY
Doctor William Brown in a lecture Mt
Kings College.
Doctor Browns case was also a pa
uent OF DIR. Morton Prince OF Boston.
the discoveret OF the three Miss Beau.
champs. The patient. woman OF %.
Tor months had two personalities. A
and II.
was a gay. pleasure loving girl. a
constant thorn in the flesh OF her staid
and sober minded second conscious
ness, A. AS gloomy outlook. which
Kept her in general state OF low
health. was being constantly further
depressed by her receipt I'm waking up
In the morning OF frivolous notes writ.
ten In the night by the irrepressible Il.
BY the use OF hypnotism Doctor
Prince was able. ut FIRST temporarily
and finally permanently. to merge the
two diverse personalities A and Il into
healthy. normal personality Lon
don Mail
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;nt.nt Hyaiene at School.

Out In Cleveland II trained nurses
are now giving lessons in infant by.
giene to the girl pupils attending 15
public schools. 1t is reported that the
girls have shown an intense and de-
lighted interest In the lessons, absorb
Ing eagerly all that relates to the
proper care of babies. This kind of
instruction In the public schools repre-
sents something more and better than
the activity OF faddists. America. like
other countries, has very large in.
FAINT death rate. Thousands VI infants
die annually because they have not re-
ceived proper care. II is easily con
ceivable that the proper training OF
girls might save the lives OF many
babies
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
FavorIte Fiction.

Not a Headache in a Gallon OF It."
why, of Course. Bill. I Know You'll
Pay II When You Can, but"
French Taught in Six Easy Les
sons"
NO. She Wasn't at Homeland I
Was Glad OF II"
Doctor. ] Watch Every Bite That
Goes Into His Mouth"
1T Costs Me Next to Nothing for
Repairs"
All Business Strictly Confidential"
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Another Case.

Nebo, I'LL was bothered for ten
years with female troubles and the doc
tors did not help me. Twas so weak and
nervous that / could not do my work
and every month had TO spend few
days in bed. / read so many letters about
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound curing female troubles that got
bottle Of it. It did me more good than
anything else ever took and now II has
cured me. / feel better than l have
for years and tell everybody what the
Compound mas done for me. believe I
would not be living to-day but for
that " - Mrs. HETT1E GREENsTREET,
Nebo. Illinois.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
Mum.

mollusk came to our first parent
to be named.
"Er-oyster!" announced Adam. aft
er considering a moment
Now. divers other creatures. having
got theirs. were lettering about to
pick up what of consolation they
might, and a number OF these burst
out laughing hereupon.
Just think how mum you'll have
to be-" they jeered.-Puck
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
Speeding Him.

MT. Weerius was making call
never take any chances with
holdup men, he remarked. looking at
his watch to all up a pause in the
conversation. When l am likely TO
be out late at night l always carry
my dollar watch"
Why. there's no danger this time.
is there?" smiled his hostess. IT'S
only nine o'clock. and 1t lcertainly
won't take you more than half an
hour to get home"
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Miaht Have Done worse.

Hello. old man." greeted tactfuI
friend. Glad to see you looking so
well. | can't pretend that I haven't
heard the news. and you will allow
me as an old friend to say that I'm
sorry your wife ran away from you"
Thanks" groaned the other. But
after all, she might do worse than
she has done, you know"
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Gifts

they both had sections OF the
paper
Here's New York man gives his
wife a diamond necklace" said she.
Nothing like that ever happens TO
me"
Well % said he. here's a Chicago
man gives his wife a black eye. Moth.
Ing like that ever happens to you.
either. my dear."-Judge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
Backward.

In China everything is done back.
ward" said the wise guy.
Not now" protested the old fogy.
China is a republic"
What OF it," demanded the wise
guy. They went to work and freed
themselves and then. after establish.
ing republic. they issued declara
ton OF independence"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

Mrs. Collier Down Cat a. ny
You're sight. II you could see your.
self as others see you
Mr.. Collier Down 0ntoxicated)-
Shay, II you could-hic-see yourself
as see you-hic-you'd think you
were-hic-the two-headed woman
hic--in the museum
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Her Speciality.

II should th.2k that lady astrono
mer would be interested I'm her little
boys dirty face"
"Oh, she's too much absorbed in
her studies OF the sky to keep her
child's face clean"
But that's just why she should pay
attention. Isn't the dirt, spots on the
SOM"
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OMnlnn Tin.

1T is a restricted neighborhood, a
very fashionable suburb"
Think / could get in?"
Why not? You are able to build a
100000 house. Your character is
good. You have a charming wife"
Yes; but there's no use trying to
conceal 1t. We have a baby"
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came. l had numb
spells and was dizzy,
had black spots be-
fore my eyes, my
back ached and l
was so weak / could
hardly stand up. My
f a e was yellow,
even my fingernails
were colorless and 1
had'displacement 1
took Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
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Compound and now am stout, we'll and
healthy. / can do all my own work and
can walk TO town and back and not get
tired. would not give your Vegetable
Compound for all the rest Of the medi-
cines in the world. tried doctors med
icines and they did me no good. Mrs.
MARY EARLETNE, RID. No.3, Utica,
Ohio
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

Mr.. Hixon ton the way home from
church)-You had a most intent and
Interested look in your expression dur.
ing the services. Did the sermon i'm
press you?
Mrs. Hixon-No. guess was trying
to figure out how Mrs Muchgold had
her hat trimmed
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Poor Fellow.

The pretty storekeeper was unpack-
ing and asserting some new goods
when her best young man entered.
She stopped behind the counter a mo-
ment and arose with flushed face
I'm glad to see you're stocking up"
he said.
There's an unacceuntable coldness
between them now.
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A Heroine.

rs she ardent in the sufrragette
cause?"
she IL. I know for fact that her
father asked II she wouldn't rather
have French poodle than the ballot.
and she refused"
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Your husband says you ard going
to have nice lawn this SUMMER" 70
marked the friendly suburbanite.
That's good news" said Mrs. way.
out. Il hadn't expected anything oot
ter than cheap singfame
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
Ups and Downs.

Il think the office force has beer
doing some shaking down"
Yes, 1t does need a shaking up.
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Napoleon Lost somsthlnn- 1oo-

Host-That Is the sword OF my
great uncle. He lost his arm at Wa
terloo.
Guest-Yes. it's terrible place for
losing things. lost bag there only
last eeki-Londou Opinion
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

The Bhor slish have a queer way Of
doing things
What OF theri7"
I'm that country thsv always have
a soldier for secretary OF war ard q
sailor for secretary Of the Aavy.r
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Annual Appeal.

o people Of the city.
List 20 the Health Boards cry:
Solar plcxus the mosquito.
And swat the festive fig,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
Recent Horror

The Doctor-The janitor OF the
building where 1 live says his father
and grandfather made their living by
working at similar jobs in the old
country.
The Professor (slightly irritated)-
Well, what do you want me to say 4?
That he follows In the footsteps of
his projanitors?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

Isn't It strange that dressmakers.
Of all people, would smuggleg"
why Is It strange OF them3"
Because the necessities Of their
trade compel them 70 lesd a pattern
life"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04
Where He Mioht Have Beer.

One of the Incidents of Father Ber-
nard Vaughan's tour in the states was
an encounter with a suffragette. Tie
naughty lady approached the English
visitor and said: And where would
you be, pray, but for a woman ?"
Madame" came the reply. "on n
suitry evening like this / should be
eating ice cream under an apple-trce
In the Garden Of Eden"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

Mr.. Wfnsiow's Soothing Syrup for Chiidrsu
teethinE, softcns The gums, reduces In nAmuA-
uop-Aiiays pain .cures wind collie ,sc n bot,is ~,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

Liquid biuo Is q weak solution. Avoid
H. Buy Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that,
ell blue. Adv.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

The Pennsylvania railroad has or.
dere 12,305 new freight cars. They
will cost $685.. 575.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

You can't judge the quality OF the
dinner by the tone OF the bell
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1913-06-04

Ethel-She says she will marry even
on his slender salary
Elsie-Yes; never yet saw a man
whose income ~as so small that some
one was not willing to divide II with
him.
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HOW THIS WOMAN
FOUND HEALTH
Would not give Lydia E.PinIs-
hams Vegetable Compound
for All Rest of Medicine
In the World.

Utica, Ohio. -"I suffered everything
from a female weakness after baby
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Entertaining Literature.
Il wish had fairy tale to read"
Here's the seed catalogue"