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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05
so A GUNBOAT WENT MAD
How the Spanlards Took Vengeance
on Moros Who Slew Swimming
Soldiers.

Capt. John q. Morris, who spent &
long, long time in the Philippines
chasing the Moro, tells story about
Spanish military governor in Jolo
who, in the peace Of fanciey security,
allowed whole flock of his soldiers
to 60 swimming one day.
Now, the Moro has habit of going
juramatado when the camp meeting
variety Of religion hits him. When a
Moro goes iuramatado, he takes the
most disagreeable weapon he can find
and carves UP the first Christian he
meets. Al
When the Moros saw the soldiers in
the water several of them thought it
was the very best time to go iuara-
matado, with the result that those
soldiers never went swimming any
more.
The sultan who had charge Of that
particular bunch of Moros promptly
was sent for The Spaniard wanted to
know why his men we're slaughtered
in such manner.
How could l help it?" the sultan
asked "They went juramatado"
Nobody wants to interfere with any
body's religion, Of course, but there
was a Spanish gunboat lying around
loose in that immediate vicinity The
governor sent for the commander of
the gunboat.
You haven't had much target prao.
tic lately" he remarked to the naval
officer, "and you might try a little.
Now a few Moros make fair targets.
When want target practice to stop
I'll run up flag But until the Gag is
run up keep at it."
1t was one glorious bombardment
A lot Of Moros accidentally got hit.
And somehow the post flag was mis-
laid, so it couldn't be hoisted.
It was a most excited sultan who
showed up before the Spanish govern.
or If that gunboat didn't stop it's
nonsense he wouldn't be a sultan any
longer, because he wouldn't have anv
subjects to sultan over. And he told
the governor so.
How can I help it?" demanded the
governor with some heat. "The fool
boat has gone juramatado and | can't
Interfere with the religion Of the
blame navy."-San Francisco Chroni.
Gle.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05
AN ECHO OF MANS WRONGS.

Il is beginning to look like it will
become necessary to establish ma
tional commission for the relief Of op-
pressed married men, While the wo-
mems rights propaganda advances
steadily, mems wrongs assume larger
and more forbidding proportions.
The latest disqueting news of this
nature comes from Nutley, N. j., where
one poor fellow, William Brandal, it is
alleged, was driven to suicide by the
tyrannical demands Of his wife, who
insisted that he stoop to the humi-
iating and degrading task Of house
cleaning. Woodrow Wilson has done
much to rid his state Of the stigma
attaching to it as the home Of the
octopus but here is an evil that he
appears to have overlooked and for
once we must charge that he has been
derelict in public duty.
The story of Brandal is a short one
but full of the deepest pathos. They
found his body in the water at the
bottom Of deep hole in a stone quarry
and with it was found a brief note
addressed to his beloved wife. All
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05
UNCLE JEEMs GIVES ADVICE.

IN an address at st. Paul. Mnns
the other day James J, HILL the rail-
road magnate, offered the suggestion
that the best thing for the business
Of tbe country would be to have con
gress adjourn and stay adjourned for
ten years. If this We're done, the
country would sec an unprecedented
era Of prosperity Business men would
then carry on big undertakings with
out fear 81 Interruption
II occurs to us, however that Uncle
Jeema doesn't 40 quite far enough. IN
order to bring about This unpece.
dented prosperity Tie kind that We
had IN the past when the knighthood
Of multimillionaires was coming into
full bloom, it would be necessary be-
fore the ten years adjournment to
have congress repeal a lot of the OBJ
nOxious legislation that has been en-
acted and also to pass laws taking the
courts and the policemen off duty for
the next decade With all of these
obstacles out Of the way 'big hush
ness would boom to beat the pand
and instead Of having magnates pos.
sessing only a few paltry millions we
might soon boast enough billionaires
to control the whole country without
let or hindrance. "Big business has
a pretty fair start toward getting a
stranglehold on the thing now and II
congress and the rest Of the buttin-
skis win cease meddling, it win do
the rest,
The voice Of Uncle Jeems is that
OF the reactionary par excellence. He
is the spokesman Of the age Of feu-
dalism in business and industry and
the outcry that he makes is precisely
the same that was emitted by the rob
Der barons when society manifested
disposition to curb their mauraudiug
propensities by enacting laws and ex-
acting obedience to them The robber
baron business was a good one for
the barons but It didn't iibe we'll with
the interests Of their victims.
Let us be perfectly fair with Uncle
Joems; he is a man who has done
wonderful amount Of good with his
railroad enterprises in the northwest
country while at the same time reap.
ing d gigantic fortune for himself and
big profits for his associates. His
spirit is not that Of the lawiess rob.
ber baron but he feels that he is
something OF a philanthropist and in
way he is such. He believes that
the way to make the country pros
per is Just to let the captains OF in
dustry have their own way and trust
70 their benevolenoe to allow fair
portion Of their profits to escape from
their hands and permeate the coun-
try at large.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05
MOST PROMPT AND EFFEc-
TUAL CURE FOR BAD COLD

When you have bad cold you want
a remedy that wilf not only give re-
lief but effect a prompt and perma-
nent cure, a remedy that IS pleasant
to take, a remedy that contains moth
ing injurious. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy meets all these requirements.
It acts on natures plan, relieves the
lungs, aids expectoration, opens the
secretions and restores the system to
a healthy condition. This remedy has
a world wide sale and use, and can
always be depended upon. Sold by
all dealers.-AdY. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05
WHAT is THE MEANING
OF CHRISTIANITY
lContrIbutedl

Let MS look and study carefully and
prayerinlly. A Christian is Christlike
Or like Christ How many of lis have
that bright and kind expression like
our Savior with all our sickness mad
troubles Of this world, and count it
all JOY? DO we as Christians visit the
sick and distressed as We should? Do
we not give way too much to the care
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

"why is a horse that can't hold its
head up like next Wednesday,
Don't know"
why because It's neck's week"
"Oh, heard that Joke about a week
back. Sacred Heart Review.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05
A STOLEN sMlLE'R TWO.


What's the matter?"
"She has rejected me again She
says this is final"
did she say how final?' inquired
the older and more experienced man. .
Washington Herald.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

reflection the standing or reputation OF
firm and may appear
viii gladly corrected upon It's being brought
to the attention Of the management
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

just as tney nad oftef
Probably every man who can fixes
up an excuse to be away from home
when moving day comes.
What has become Of che weather
prophet who said we'd have no rain
in May? The joke is on you, Doc Fos-
ter.
It's all right for a man to fancy
that he is the head Of the family just
as long as doesn't attempt to carry
ou the theory
The man who makes a mistake in
his business transactions every few
days is unfortunate unless he has
wife to blame for it.
L. Erlick would like to get his pic
ture in the paper, but has found that
the price Of inserting a mug like
his is so high that he cant afford it.
Also, the rain was quite encourag
ing to the weeds. The Official Gar
den Inspector will be around in a few
days to see if you are doing your
duty.
However, all things considered, the
rain perhaps accomplished as much
real good for the country as we could
have expected from the baseball
game
A Chickasha man has discovered
that when his wife begins to want
something new for the house the cas-
lest way out of it L just to let her
have it,
Having at last succeeded in getting
his picture in the paper. the Pack
agette man may be a candidate for
Col Carmichael's place on the gov
ernors military stuff.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05
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EXPRESS PAckAcETTEs.


Blessed Be Rain.
Little clouds that bring us
Great wet drops Of water
Make the crops grow faster
Just as they had orter.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

Cash paid FOR clean cotton rags.
Express office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

It's all right for man to fancy
that he is the head Of the family just
as long as doesn't attempt to carry
on the theory.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

What has become Of che weather
prophet who said we'd have no rain
in May? The joke is on you, DEC Fos-
ter.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

Probably every man who can fixes
up an excuse to be away from home
when moving day comes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

The man who makes a mistake in
his business transactions every few
days is unfortunate unless he has a
wife to blame for it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

L. Erlick would like to get his pic
ture in the paper but has found that
the price Of inserting mug like
his is so high that he can't afford it,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

Also, the rain was quite encourag-
ing to the weeds. The Official Gar
den Inspector viii be around in a few
days to see if you are doing your
duty
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-05-05

However, all things considered, the
rain perhaps accomplished as much
real good FOR the country as we could
have expected from the baseball
game
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
THURSDAY, APRIL 10, 1913.
Ohio Recovering.

After the food the sky cleared
and sunshine came. The great
heart of the American people has
spoken. Relief for suffering,
and strength to carry the burden
of losses, have been supplied to
the unfortunate in prodigal a.
bundance.
Life is again throbbing through
all instrumentalities of service
that have been temporarily par
ally zed. Inability to secure aid
from these services has caused
an appreciation of their utility
and value that could not have
been developed in any other way.
1t is reasonable to believe that
this appreciation will lead to a
decided modification of the spirit
of antagonism and prejudice
which has been steadily growing
during recent years against cor
porations engaged in operating
all classes of public utilities. This
is one good that will come out of
the evil Ohio has suffered.
Another good is the spirit of
mutual appreciation and helpful
ness that has been developed in
all classes of the citizenship.
This should give new strength to
every occupation and industry.
More than all, it should vitalize
and strengthen every organiza-
tion-rtligious, educational and
industria!-through which indi
viduaIs can cooperate with each
other for purposes not served by
the government nor attained
through the exploitation of busi-
ness for profit. In all these ways
character and helpful action count
ina manner money cannot achieve
Ohio Journal of Commerce.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10

If Caruso, the great tenor, happens
to lose his voice or becomes incapac-
ttated because Of such illness as has
kept him off the operate stage the
last half Of two seasons he will feel
c0nsoled by the knowledge that his
royalties from a phonograph com
pany will exceed 100000 q year for
many years to come, while Nine, Tet.
razzini is grateful that the same COM
pany refused to pay her $1,000 FIVE
years ago for the very same effort that
they are now paying her $4,000
year for. Then the diva was willing
to take the lower Agpre outright for
her records, but year ago she de-
manded bonus OF $4,000, besides the
royalties, and she got it.--Popular Me-
eha1ics Magazine.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10

DIR. KUTCH1N, Ex. u. 5. surgeon
colleges. Studied abroad; Eight, years Of
college and university training. Twenty-Five
spensssssSsA IL the M% 95
PRACTICE LIMITED
To Chronic affections of the LUNGS
sEs ESsE TaR9AT 6A,si EAGs Gs.suBRtSb BRSS
STOMACH, LIVER, BOWELS, as Indiges.
tion, Dyspepsia, BilliOusness, Constipation
BLOOD HEART, SKIN, as Rheumatism,
Eczema, Pimples, Blood Poison, Scrofula'
NnS nerve, R'SI% SPINE, BRAIN, as Epilepsy, Fits,
Nervous Exhaustion, Dependency, Loss of
AfEt KTpNEtEYs,. BLADDER, PROSTATE, a.
Diabetes, Bright's Disease, Inflammation of
PILES, RECTAL DISEASES and vARI-
CoCELE, treated without use of knife or de-
'e9SSn No MATTEs IAG% WHAT THE DISEASE IF
IT IS CHRONIC, OBSCURE OR DIFF,
CULT, YOU ARE INVITED TO CALL OR
WRITE REGARDING IT.
FREE EYE EXAMINATION
Your sight is too precious to be trihed
with. Defective vision is often caused by
HOME TREATMENT FOR WOMEN
The remarkable success of DR.. Kutchin's
Home Treatment for Women is attested to
by hundreds of satisfied patients 1t saves
many suffering women from dangerous opera
tions. Astonishing Results. Many. cases pro-
nonunced hopeless have yielded readily.
ness peculiar to their sex are invited to
call or write.
MEN Dr. Kutchia wa wants a. so,rprhnnS private,
ence with every man who ia weak, nervous,
broken down, discouraged, or suffering from
any disease caused by Ignorance, excesses,
contagion, incompetent treatment or neglect.
Success or failure in life depends on your
physical and mental condition. Do not put
off a matter Of such vital Importance DO
SOMETHING NOW. Consultation ando ad.
Wv WHY CONSULT DIR. KUTcHIN?
HE HAS MADE regular visits to this COM
munity for nearly seventeen years and has
established permanent practice and repu'
HIS PRACTICE rs LIMITED to Chronic
Diseases, and he has spent practically all his
life in the study and treatment of them
HIS SPECIALTY:-To devise and furnish
at o low cost successful courses of heme
treatment for those who have no time or
money to spend at expensive hospitals and
'" HE Is IN THE PRIME OF LIFE and at
his very best for good work.
HIS PRACTICE CONSISTS mainly Of rare
and difficult cases having failed to secure
S"tAsr" At LEAST THREE-FoURTHs of his pa.
tients are sent to him by former patrons.
IF HE THINKS he cannot benefit you he
DIR. KUTCHIN's BEST references are his
many friends and patients the result of
seventeen years practice in this community
REMEMBER
THAT DR.. KUTCHIN INVITES searching
investigation of his work and methods Of
treatment And that he charges ABS0
LUTELY NOTHING FOR CONSULTATION
AND EXAMINATION. Your case will re-
ceive his best attention, Everything conf
Dental. :,
HIS CHARGES are so fair and reasonable
that the poorest working man or woman need
not hesitate to apply for treatment ma
DR.. KUTCHIN
1913 WILSON AVE. CoIUMBUa. o
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
Greatest Of Public Ques-
tlOns.

The tariff question today is the
greatest public question in Am
erica. 1t is the one great ques-
ton that affects all the people.
We have tried the tariff for rev.
enue only. and that landed US on
the rock of failure, while the
tariff protection policy has been,
and is today. the great incentive
for the prosperity enjoy ed by the
people. If the Democrats will to
put on to the country the ideas
for revenue only, and disaster
follows, as it probably will, for
there is no reason to believe that
it will forsake its way of doing
things of the past, then the Dem
ocratlc National supremacy will
naturally take a tumbling. as in
the days of 1893 to 'S6. Tariff
for revenue only and Free-Trade
are beautiful things to talk a.
bout, but dangerous to put in op.
GRAFTON, such have been their re-
cord in the past, and such nee.
essariiy they will be if invoked
an the future. Cedar Rapids OPP
timus.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
COURT HOUSE CULLINGs
Continued from first maze

J. A. Chenoweth to Frank w.
Southard, 1881 acres in German
township, $11.6OO.
George W. Izor and others to
NJ. L. Miller, lot OFT in Green
vile. $4,000.
M. L. Miller to Oliver Wikle,
part lot 977 IN Greenville, $1,000.
w. w. Teegarden to Catharine
C. Teegarden, part lot 155 in
Greenville, 81.
Wilmuth F. Fields to GLADDEN.
Searle, lot LAG in Arsonia, $500.
Mary A. Brown and others to
Lessie Lewis, 7 acres in Richland
township, $17OO.
John Keist to w. B. Randall,
Z acres in Allen township, $l2OO'
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
Fourth Class Postmas-
ter Examination.

The United States Civil Service
Commission announces that on
Saturday, April 26, 1913, an ex-
animation will be held at Green
Vile, Ohio, as a result of which
it is expected to make certitica-
ton to fill a contemplated vacan-
cy in the position of fourth class
postmaster of class A at Ross
burg and other vacancies as they
may occur at that office, unless
it shall be decided in the inter-
esSs of the service to fill the va
cancy by reinstatement. The
compensation of the postmaster
at this office was $581. 90 for the
last fiscal year.
Age limit, Il years and over
on the date of the examination,
with the exception that in a State
where women are declared by
statute to be of full age for all
purposes at 18 years, women Is
years of ape on the date Of the
examination will be admitted.
Applicants must reside within
the territory supplied by the post
office for which the examination
is announced.
The examination is open to all
citizens of the United States who
can comply with the require
ments.
Annlication forms and full in
formation concerning the re-
quirements of the examination
can be secured from the postmas
ter at Rossburg and thelocal sec
retary at Greenville or from the
U. S. Civil Service Commission,
Washington, D. C.
Applications should be properly
executed and filed with the Com
mission at Washington at least 7
days before the date of the ex-
animation. otherwise it may be
impracticable to examile the ap-
plicants.
U. S. CIVIL SERVICE COMMIS-
SION.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
To Our Farmer Readers

We can highly recommend this
handsome dairy magazine to our tar
mer friends. Every man who owns
cows will find it worth many dollars to
him Here is our offer to farmers:
KimbalPs Dairy Farmer years. 80
Greenville Journal | year ...,s1.OO
Regular price of both. ...........Sl.50
For limited time we will send both
one year to our farmer friends for
only 81 25.
Journal, Greenville. o.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
If You Own Cows

1t will not only be interesting but it
will be profitable for you to read that
little national dairy magazine, Kim
balls Dairy Farmer. 1t is published
semi-monthly at Waterloo, Iowa, the
hub of the great dairy region of the
central west. 1t is ably edited, well
printed on good book paper and hand
somely illustrated by actual photo
graphs taken exclusively for it. Its
purpose is educational and to the man
who would make his COWS yield larger
profits, this little magazine is indis,
pensable. Regardless of how many
other papers the farmetmay take, this
one is worth many times its price to
him. The subscription price is only
80 cents year, and the paper will
positively be discontinued at expira
ton. Send for sample copy.
Kimball's Dairy Farm er
Waterloo, Iowa.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
The Country Wants to
See.
Journal.

The country wants to see what
the Democrats think is good for
it in the shape of a tariff, and to
find out if they have learned any
thing since they rerpetrated the
Wilson-Gorman act of eighteen
or nineteen years ago. Prosper
ity is with us now, and if it
should be disturbed by the action
of the Congress which is soon to
assemble, responsibility for the
change can be placed where it
belongs, and the people will be
free to take the same sort of &C
ton which they did in 1894.-St.
Louis Globe Democrat,
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10

of $42 a head to 500. In 1900
the government reported the mule
population to be 2, $50. 600; in 1910
it had doubled. 1t is estimated
that the number for work horses,
not counting those on the ranges,
increased 465, 900 last year.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10

Total Value 1866
We will furnish the above combin-
alton for limited timely on for 81 80.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
Increase in Number and
Price.

The output of horseshoes in
this country in the year 1912. &C,
cording to the report in "Our
Dumb Animals, F" was ITO, 900, 600
"or about one for each of our
human population" To show
that. despite the automobile,
there is still room for the horse
these statistical figures are CIV
en-. From 1900 to 1910 the num-
ber Of horses in the United States
increased from 13. 900, 600 to 81,
500. 900. while their value during
that period rose fro41 an average
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
Greenville Markets.

Corrected Every W Wednesday Morning !
By WenIick, Mote q Hawkins.
HDATN
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-04-10
Nothing "Alien and Sin
ister."

A0gOAs
The Evening Journal does not
believe that the victory of Will
liam Mckinley in 1896 was a pub
lie evil, and that the thought
which dominated the American
people at that time can drop a
disguise, because there was none,
or that it has now disclosed itself
as "alien and sinister. That
thought, which was the prevail
ing one among the people of the
United States then, was that the
government should not provide
by statute that a man should pay
his debts in a dollar of purchas-
ing quality only one-half as val
liable as the one in which he con-
tracted the obligation, That pre-
vailing thought believed that on
ly through the maintenance Of a
sufficient protective tariff would
it be possible for the industries
of America to compete with sim
liar industries in other nations
where the cost of labor was great
ly less than the cost in this coun,
try, and that if ports of entry in
America were made free, or near.
ly so, financial ruin to the point
of absolute distress would come
to thousands and thousands in
this land. TIE Evening Journa'
believes now, as it believed ir
1896, that there was nothing: al
len and sinister" in the thought
of the majority of the American
people at that time, and it be-
lieves with absolute confidence
that when the American people
get away from the incontestablt
logic of the Republican position
of 1896, and 1912, as we'll, they
will have sold their birth. righ
for a vision.
| Mr.. Wilson should and will re
ceive support from "all homes
men. all patriotic. all forward
looking men" if he be true to tn,
real interests of the Unitet
States. He will find, however
if he is true, that he will com,
in contact with the Bryanizet
Democratic mind, which has beel
| fed on false hopes, nurtured Of
Ignorance, and is today expect
ling of him the accomplishm ent o
Iwhat can never be.-Alban!
Journal.