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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-28

The gay deceiver never deceives any
one so much as he does himself.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-28
FIND NO
Burglars Make Successful Raid
Bismarck Store and Escape.

Bismarck. N. D.. July 2s.-Bismarck
police have been unable to secure any
clue to burglars who raided the A. B.
WEIGH hardware store. probably using
skeleton keys In gaining admission.
Thirty dollars in cash and a rifle was
the sum total of the loot, the burglary
being discovered yesterday morning.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-28

When two women are chasing a
man 1t is fairly certain one of them
will catch him.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
ADVICE FOR MISS MALONE
She Is Urged to Study and Consider
the Rights of Others.

TO the Editor of The Tribune
Sir: Miss Malone's letter I'm to-day =
Tribune Npril - shows conclusively
that she either does not understand her
own case or else she wilfully perverts the
facts. Miss Malone was arrested. tried.
convicted and punished for disorderly
act. pure and simple. and the right OF
free speech was in no way involved
In her case Governor Wilson was in
vted To the Academy of Music I'm Brook
lyp To speak to "A political audience.
When the Governor had done that service
his duty ended. Had this meeting been
called for the purpose OF allowing audi
tors TO ask question, or any question
while Governor Wilson was on the plat
form. then Miss Malone's question would
have been pertinent and her act would
have been In order. While Mr.. Wilson
had the stage. II he had said. Now. any
one who wishes To do so. may ask mo
question on any topic" then Miss Ma
lone would have violated no law In ply
ing the candidate with questions.
Under the same conditions that Miss
Malone asked her question about suf-
frage. suppose some one had asked the
Governor TO conjugate the Greek verb
"luo," and suppose some one else had
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
The Indienities of Getting Married.

The English militants have worked themselves into
fine frenzy the 'indignitieS of the Anglican
marriage service Fifteen specifications are pointed
out of false" "humating" and "pernicious' state
mentS
There will be real sympathy with some of the
charges The service in the American prayer book
is shorn Of several of the Objectionable passages
including the long criticised and exceedingly bald
observation respecting the object of mtrlmony
But i'm most respects the old phrases. surviving here
as they do in England not likely to arouse great
excitement among brides bridegroom>, past. pres
ent or future.
That is the queer thing about matrimony. VI. and
y sheer at it, and find fault with it, and point out
how inapplicable and foolish much of the Old Tor
mula is And yet the beraed institution goes on
calmly very much as ever year after year. century
after century. and NJ. and y, when they actually
come to the point Of getting hitched. are very well
contened 10 set up partnership according To the
good old-fashioned precedents.
We suppose that is because there is very biz
and very old idea beneath all the rice and old
shoes and bridesmaids Fashions change in bridal
GOWNS and i'm brides The fearful bride the docile
bride and the clinging bride quite quite of
the past The fearful father to-day stands mp and
gives away a thoroughly sefreIiant young woman
10 a young man who is glad enough to be- doclle
and obedient-fOr the occasion. at any rate.
Afterward they do the best they can-which Is all
that young married couples have ever done. There
is the old and very appealing idea Of home ana
two people sharing it, No doubt that sharing
sharing in authority and responsibility and pleas
ure-iS more nearly equal than it has ever been
before.
In other respects. however. marriage. like IFS
ritual is pretty much it has always been Eve
was a dsobedent wife the Queen of Sheba probably
a very bossy one. Has there ever been time when
the better man did not win:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
A Big Project Little Understood.

To-day's hearing upon the plans with regard to
the New York Central tracks on Eleventh avenue
and In Riverside Park should not be followed by
their hasty adoption The problem is too important
IN be settled without adequate discussion.
Is the option which the city is to have upon
tracks below Both street long enough? The expIry
O: this option may close the possibility of com
prehensve treatment of the handling Of freight such
as would provide access to lower Manhattan by all
railroads Are the reasons for granting perpetual
franchises for additional tracks sufficiently strong?
auch grants are contrary to the present policy of
,yla city followed with regard to third tracking the
elevated railroads. Are the interests of Riverside
Park as a park sufficiently protected:
p1obably the careful committee which has pre-
pared the plans can answer all of these questions
satisfactorily. But the public should not adopt a
pot:ey so vitality affecting the future Of the city
without thoroughly understanding 1t in all its bear
ings For its Importance the project has had little
public discussion.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
An American Militant.

An excellent notion is the PROPOSE 10 erect a
monument to Molly Pitcher, the heroine of Mon
mouth in the old graveyard AZ Carlisle, Penn
where she lies buried.
History does not record whether Molly Pitcher
was suffragist or n suffragette or an anti Very
probably she none of them AT any rate she
was a brave woman whose services to her country
ought 10 have long ago exploded the convenient
fiction of womans physical weakness aud subjec
ton 10 man
The miliants Of England are just now demon
strating how handful OF reckless women can TER
rOrize nation The case OF Molly Pitcher, MN
tant Of very different sort, Will serve to point the
moral for Americans. Men vote ana women do moi
by reason If theory of feminine feeblenesS
Whether women ever win the ballot or not, that par
ticular myth has nothing to do with the case.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
An Open Forum for
Public Debate

| asked him TO recite the platform % the
Republican party from beginning q
end and suppose these people had pei
sisted I'm asking these questions equally
as important to some I'm the audience "a
female suffrage to Miss Malone-unt
Mr.. Wilson's speaking time had been con-
stunned and his audience exhausted. would
not Miss Malone herself have considered
the questioners disorGerly persons?
Miss Malone's question about female
suffrage was not political question any
more than the payment OF government
debts after the war in gold or IN green
backs was a political question. Neither
question had. or has. any more relation
TO party politics than the rule Of three"
IN arthmetici
II Miss Malone would study the rights
Of others and learn the great lesson that
there are others size would realize that
she was treated very leniently Dos
Magistrate kempner and by our Special
Sessions judges. Miss Malone. IL ntopi-
gent. must know she was punished mol,
for politics but for disorder.
o. H. ROBERTS
Brooklyn. April g. 1919
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
THE STRANGE SUFFRAGETTES
Various Suggestions Are Made for
Their Suppression.

To the Editor OF The Tribune.
Sir. May / bee allowed space ru your
columns for two or three suggestions:
If there had been hitherto cny Lack %
evidence Of the mental unbalance Of
those strange creatures IN England. has
IL not now been furnished I'm correction
with the "forcible feeding hue end cry;
suggestion FIRST TO Mrs Emerson:
Instead Of appealing 20 the American
Secretary of State and an American Sen
ator to intervene In the execution Of Brit
sh law against criminals. let the anxious
mother exercise her persuaslo1s Upon the
criminal herself II is not TOO much Ia as
sert that the alleged torture can be
stopped AT any moment the prisoner so
wishes and without International irter-
vention She viii certainly be permitted
Ia take her food In the natural way
Rather should sympathy be with the
authorities who ara so illogically and
cruelty placed in this distr .ssing and
false position. And 50. a suggestion TO
them: Since these demcnted creatures
persist i'm refusing food, permit them to
have a good. long fast Fasts are whole
some sometimes 20 cool the blood
Before quite reaching the danger point
should the monomania carry the VI fortu-
nate one thus far-let here be "A suspen-
sion of the sentence long enough To allow
a sufficient recuperation. when the pun
ishment may he resumed.
II. II. YOUNG.
Florida. April 3, 1913.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
Making Congress Take Notice.

President Wilson'S decision to appear in the
chamber of the House Of Representatives and de-
liver his first message orally may subject him to
the criticism that he Is trying to hedge about the
Presidential office with OF the nearroyalistic
forms experimental with in the days Of George
washington. In Washngtons time the country
had not outgrown the habit of associating inter
course between the head Of the state and the legis
lative bodies with good deal of ceremonial The
early formalities proved onerous and Jefferson, in
order to dispense with them altogether, adopted the
rule of addressing Congress in writing only.
What Mr. Wilson wants to revive Is not the out
worn ceremonial but the very practical idea under
living it of closer personal cooperation between the
President and Congress Such cooperation has be
come essential If Of the present obstacles TO
teamwork" in government are to be removed.
The President is no longer an isolated executive
officer but the leader Of his party who is expected
hy the people to take hand In legislation as wei
as administration. TO rise TO the full measure Of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
What Would He Have Noticed ?

An automobst on Sunday speeded his ear furi-
ouslv along much frequented thoroughfare, struck
a young woman with sufficient force TO hurl her
crushed and feless body for some yards ana also
TO smash some parts Of his car to smilhereehS ana
then put on extra speed TO get away because ne "u
not know she had been badly injured.
We wonder what would have made INN stop 10
see what had happened If he had butted into a
stone wall and reduced his automobile to scraps
would he have suspected that something had gone
wrong? Was he so accustome1 40 such doings That
10 knock a person into crushed and crumpled mass
10y the wayside seemed to him a negligible ti1he!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
AS | WAS SAYING

When We asked Uncle Abner about woman $
suffrage he said warmly "Women's suff'rins be
burned let EN- suffer- which opinion deserves a
long and loud Amen from the males Of two hemi-
spheres. Brethren these militant ladies robbng
Of our sole undisputed prerogative- namely. the
right To go out IN fancy dress ana shoot mp our
fellow creatures 80 Joke this The weakest Of
our sex drop dynamite from the clouds. Any
woman who can manage an oil stove can handle
"a machine gun and while doing ~ she can subsst
on half leaf Of lettuce and chocolate ecair
Just a single. careless. trivial comment on the
pes OF sea going and o what it has spread
broadcast Let hasten. then. 10 point out the
really safe way 81 putting To sea. 60 by cattle
boat and avoid collisions Neither deepest night
nor dcnsest fog can endanger that fragrant floating
whore YOU and yearns passonatcly to evade YOU.
r. - Il Yale Is dreams ~ entering the pub
fishing business and asks how to proceed Nothing
could Ice simpler. You begin as president and
owner. and work down gradually from that.
Baron DEstourneiles de SAMSON. the eminent
critique dart, is in sixty raptures at once over tho
newer architectural glories Of our city. What
emotion, what Impressions How il is magnih-
cent / am in Venice in Rome, in Paris. in Ant
werp A New World? No, by blue 1t is the old
World rehcated"' TO which laudaton tearfully
assent. what is architect man who buys
picture postcard in. Europe for two cents and
sells in New York for S39Wo
Talk about ice famnes and lobster famines' They
are nothing to the short story famine. With prac-
tcally all our writer's composing prize plays. the
edtoIS are banging their heads and tearing their
hair. TWO have down with alarming cases OF
aft. hird utmu i'm he -asta ba 81 et
and there il no telling where this will end-unless
;hey consent To print plays of which there will
soon be a vOluptuous profusion Not such "A bad
idea either. AS pure reading matter plays sell
quite tumutuousy. perhaps because We weary Of
Yes agreed he. affrmatiyely" and, 90 No she
denied contradicting and shook her head in alter
mating movements not UP and down, az YOU might
suppose but horizontally"
Too bad that the designer of the Staten Island
monument 10 Poor Io is unfrendy to gold teeth,
While adjoining the masterpiece and serving Il
beacon to mariners, they would be greatly appre-
ciated by all our noble red men learn from
that charming poem. ambition" in Mr.. Robert w.
Services new Rhymes Of Rolling Stone" 1t
appears that the bard stood by while noted brave
had his perfectly good teeth replaced with gold
cnes Result?
"Oh never man gay
His very being seemed to swell
ia. ha he cried Now Injun say
Me heap big chief look like n"
r. l.. H.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
A TIP FOR THE HIKERS
They Are Urged to Take Their Bis
tered Feet Somewhere Else.

To the Editor OF The Tribune.
Sir. Now that the mixers have acquired
the walking habit and are to soon encircle
New York with a erdle Of saffron. for
the benefit OF health and suffrage, could
We not good-naturedly suggest some place
to which they might go?
There is the Beautiful Isle Of Some
where OF Woodrow Wilson fame. That
might be- restful country Tor them-in
the good old summer time" when the
task is done and the gu.rdon won.
There Will be no callous or Dlistered feet
there. The impulse they seek would ulti-
mately cnsr,e. for their names would be
published i'm n column conspicupusly set
apart FOR such as they.
Surely this would be- a betting finale
to their strenuous eXertions. "ReQuiescant
In pacem." The press could then devote
its space. TO things worth the ink 50
say We an of MS NJ 3.
Roscyille. y J.. April :. 1913
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
The Busy Police.

PicI,pociets are said 10 be abroad in the city
But the public should not worry They are l'ihor
i'll.
Consider the noble work which the police are DO
Ing, watching the District Attorney spying upon
such inspectors as have acquired an unfortunate
renutation for honesty graveIy observing the tur-
key trot or reporting to our righteous Mayor upon
the tang of the tango They have no time 10 give
to the arrest of pcbpockets with such grave mat
ters as these upon their hands.
When til, turkey ceases trotting, wheh the DIS
trct Attorney ceases troubling, when every honest
inspector is convicted Of his honesty ana properly
punished the turn of the pickpockets VIII come
Meanwhile leave your pocketbook at nome. Inc
only safe thing to have on your person Is Il sense
of humor
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
The Jersey Violet.

In Officially adopting the violet as its state flower
New Jersey. follows the example Of several other
commonyvealths. and can perhaps claim as much
fitness for her choice they. We do not know that
Rhode Island or Illinois Wisconsin resembles in
disposition In aspect in fragrance "a violet by
messy stone half hidden from the eye any more
or less-than does the Quondam province of Camden
and Amboy.
There are il is true those Of certain party or
faction-which we shall not name-whom Ilene
might have had in mind when he wrote that "the
"violes pratle and litter, and gaze on the stars
"bigb above" There are likewise those who since
the last election have felt inclined 10 say
cold blows the wind against the hill
And cold upon the plain
II sit me by the bank until
''rhe volets come again
Also if is believed that there are statesmen between
selves this floral emblem are ready in shrinking
modesty TO aver that
winds wander, and dews drip earihward,
rains fall, suns rise aud set;
Earth whrls and all but to prosper
"A poor little violet
But after all what's in an emblem: Ben Frank
lin thought that the turkey would be better ma
tiona bird for MS than the eagle, And that was
before the "trot' was invented.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08

lis powers he must be in touch WIFI 'ne
houses and keep them i'll touch with hirl'
The Presidents appearance on the noor u
House il n step toward greater governments ~
cheney 10 will also have the advantage Oh
ing and Frightening Presbie-us' u ISaSh'' WHY"
have grown TO be ala,a as .AfflnttorJ ana so'"'o'
lent as the average department report
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
JUSTICE FOR HAYWOOD
The Tribune s Stand for Fair Play Is
Admired and Praised

To the Editor OF The Tribune.
Sir. / cannot help but congratulate sou
on your heroic stand In lighting for jus
tice In behalf Of Haywood.
AS widely as We may disagree with him,
IL Is against every law or civic duty to
allow an injustice done ami continue IN
force without protest
The first and foremost principle Of a
republic is the liberty OF each and justice
10 all. and / do not know of an editor
who so ably practlses and battles for It's
existence and adherence a3 You.
JOSEPH LEWIS
New York. April 6. 1918.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

lie was visiting i'm New York for the
FIRST time. and. Of course. his host asked
him the inevitable question as 10 what
impressed him most IN the metropolis
The dresses OF your women" promptly
answered the simple youth. i've often
heard people say She looks like a mea
bag tied round with n string but IN
strollng down Broadway this morning 3,
looked 10 me as though even the string
was lacking What do YOU call the
! things. anyway They amt blouses ami
they amt sweaters. but when a woman
gets into one OF the latest rigs she's all
OF a size from her shoulders 70 her feet
and If fellow wanted 10 give her good
old fashioned squeeze he wouldn't know
where to put his arm"
We can learn much from a study ~
insect lie. remarked the Wise Guy
That's what think" replied the Sim
pie Mug Take the centipede. For In.
stance. II is supposed 10 be a thousand.
ieSser. nut You never heard OF one doing
as much kicking as an."-Philadel.
phia Record
CLEANUP DAY.
Inc ''""bht OF cIean-up day arousss
Good citizens TO clean their houses
Ihey know that negligence supplies
The breeding spots for typhoid flies
Ana that no home. however wealthy,
In careless hands is truly healthy.
The house OF Father Knlckerbocker
la truth is something OF a shocker--
with holes and corners where gross
greed
On vice and ignorance doth'feed
From the foundation TO the rafters
Foul spots are found 10 harbor grsfters.
| have no doubt you catch my meaning.
His house. too. needs thorough cleanins
Then let's get ready. one and all.
Against his cleanup day, next fall.
II falls this year. YOU may remember,
Upon the fourth day OF November
GEORGE b. NORWOOD.
some day" said tie novelist. I'm go.
ing TO write something big-something thal
Will make the world remember me-
An. yes" his friend replied, but wneh
are you going 10 do it,
Just as soon as ! have turned our
enough trash TO make me independent
Chicago Record Herald.
\ former resident of Albany has on the
sideboard of his New York home an oiu'
time blue china plate which has MS
tory well known 10 the family, whi0"
was retold when the flood news cano
from the old home. "in the winter u
1851" so the story always begins, tine
ice broke after sudden rain and warm
spell. and the water came upon us 50
quickly that we children were bundieu
out of the house TO the home OF frienos
who lived further away from the river
The table for next mornings breakias'
had been laid in the basement dinihs
room. and when the water went dow"
enough so that one could so to that room
some OF the plates and cups were fouho
frozen to the ceiling, for IL turned awfur
~ cold after the water was In tn'
houses And that's one OF the pia'es
that didn't break when they all fell ohS
One OF the children says that "grandpa
always tells IL that way, and 1t must ''
true"
Crawford--Is the postscript always tn'
important part OF a womans letter. .
Crabshaw--It is\ when it's from YOU
wife. That's where she always ine"-
tons how much money she want"
Judge.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
THE PEOPLES COLUMN

do in single season. the temptation 10
increase their margin OF profit, as they
did in the last period Of free sugar would
be almost irresistible. TANPAf Elk
New York. April :, 1913.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
AND MORE THAN INCIDENTALLY.

From the Providence Journal.
Secretary Danlelss high praise Of the efficiency OF the
feet is incidentally compliment to his predecessor.
Secretary Meyer.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
ONLY lkCIVlLITY-AND A STRAP.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer
There is renewed complaint on the part OF New
Workers regarding the uncviy Of train guards What
g. the world do those people expect for nickel any
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08

rs most OF her sisters have been. the glorious TIL
umph FOR mere man will be hard to figure out
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
BURLEs0UE. so FAR.

| From the Cleveland Leader.
The country has still to be shown that the bout be-
tween suzer and Murphy In New York is not a hippo
! drome affair
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08

How unfortunate that the turkey trot' was no
invented in the days of Harry" Hill and billy
McGOry
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08

The clergyman said he had not seen any OF the
dances in question but he knows etc etc. great
thing to know without finding out.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08

Were YOU run down by automobile on Sunday
No. Congratulations.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08

III Mrs Pankhurst is sent to jail for fourteen years
and let out as a hunger striker in fourteen days.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08

Charity and political jobs begin at home Speaker
Clarks son Bennett has been appointed parlia-
mentary clerk of the House at 81 600 a year.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-04-08
Nfto 1)ork Uribune.
TUESDAY, APRIL s. 1918.
cANAnIAN RATES.

Foreign subscriptions TO all countries in the Universal
The Washington herald., 1913-03-01
NEW APARTMENT PLANNED.
Pennsylvania Avenue, & and X
Streets Properties Involved.

AS result of a transaction involving
two large business properties and a large
lot in Rhode Islan6 Avenue, a large
apartment house will be built at the
corner of Ninth Street and Rhode
Island Avenue. The first step in the deal
was the purchase by James j. Hampton,
acting for the heirs of the Cugle estate.
Of the hotel at l4l3 Pennsylvania Avenue.
known as Coldenstroth's, and also the
purchase of an apartment house in r
Street, between Fourteenth and Fifteenth
Streets.
The next step in the transaction was
effected when Henry II. Hazen, repre-
sented by Weaver Bros. sold the build
ing at aSS G Street to George l.. d. A.
and Jules +. G. de Geofrcy, taking as
part payment the property at Ninth
Street and Rhode Island Avenue.
The lot at Ninth Street and Rhode
Island Avenue was then decided by Ha-
zen to James J. hampton. Hazen Sc
cured the Pennsylvania Avenue property
subject to a deed of trust of 5000.