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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
A PROBLEM IN FINANCE.
The Question That Lincoln Fired at
Secretary Chase.

The mysteries OF finance were not
,lways clear 10 Mr.. Lincoln. whose
craftsmanship was of another sort.
permit him TO regard the difficult sub
ject as too profound for an occasional
joke.
One day Secretary Chase OF the
treasury department found on desk
In his office what at first appeared TO
be picture OF an internal machine"
It looked like a goose. but on further
examination It proved 10 be drawing
Of an ingenious invention for turning
gold eagles into greenbacks, with the
secretary himself working 1t and slow
Iy feeding It with yellow boys" at one
end, while the government currency
came out at the other end. whirling
about like the leaves Of autumn.
While he was examining It the pres
ldent came I'm. as he daily did, for con
sultatlon. Mr.. Chase handed him the
drawing. and his eyes twinkled as he
recognized the likeness OF the secre-
tary.
Capital joke. isn't It, Mr. Chase"
he exclaimed.
"a joker repeated the irate secre
tary. "Id give a thousand dollars to
know who left Il herer
"Oh. no." said Mr. Lincoln temper
ately, you would hardly do that"
Eyes. | wouldw stoutly asserted the
secretary.
"Would you. thought inquired the
president. with that deliberate manner
which characterized him when he was
really I'm earnest "Well. which end
would you pay romT-Youth's Com
panion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
ODDS AND ENDS.

A very large audience listened to a very
dull speaker-and the reporter said the
house was dry packed.
Archdeacon Stuck of Alaska, who climb
ed Mt. Mckinley wDld seem to almost
have wings,
President Wilson must be a strong be-
liever in literary diplomats.
The June graduates were blessed this
year with smiling skies.
June has not been a month that the
summer hotel people really like.
Among the current events at Washing
ton, is the discussion of the Wilson cu'
rency bill.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
GERMS IN THE BLOOD.
Why Fever and chills Alternate When
Person Has Malaria.


When the germs OF malaria-real live
animals these. belonging 10 the order
prOtozoa-enter the blood with the sa-
Iva OF the biting mosquito they In
stantly attack the red cOrpusclcs.
Each one eats its way into n corpuscle
and after n brief rest divides himself
into sixteen. What Is left Of the cor
puscle is now dead. 1t breaks down.
and the sixteen new germs-plasmOlia
as the doctors call thcm-arc set free
I'm the blood Each Of these instantly
seeks out new red corpuscle, which
1t attacks I'm the same way.
This process, I'm the ordinary malaria,
takes just forty eight hours When
the germs are eating the red corpus
cles the temperature of the body ia IN
creased. causing fever When the mul-
tiplied germs arc discharged into the
blood the whole body feeis rs IL chilled
This causes the shivers nud shakes
that usually come every alternate ddy
and that have given us tbe common
name "chills and fever
SO when you have the chill you may
know that your broken down red cor
puscles are discharging myriads OF
germs into your blood, and when the
chill gives way TO fever you may know
that these germs are busy attacking
your red corpuscles. New York World
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
FREEZING BOILING WATER.
II Sounds Queer, but to Science II Is
an Easy Matter.

an Easy Matter.
WATER NAV be boiled ard frozen both
nt the same time. The idea is n little
startling. but the explanation is simple
enough The temperature at which
water boils depends purely on the air
pressure of It's surface. II the air
pressure Is high the water must be
made n good deal hotter to boil than Is
necessary at low pressure.
On mountains, where the air pres
sure Is lower than at sen level, water
boils easily at low temperatures In
cooking vegetables OF all kinds GER
tain degree OF heat is required. and
where water boils before that vegeta-
bles won't cook Consequently they
nave 10 be put I'm closed boiler so
that the generated steam will create
pressure for the water TO boil beyond
the required temperature.
For an experimental proof OF this
fact the water Is placed I'm vessel
and the air exhausted above the sur
face Of the water AS the process of
pumping goes on the water Will boil
violently, the steam congcaling on the
sides OF the exhaust vessel If the
pumping Is continued long enough and
the outside is cooled below the frccz-
ing point of the water the water Will
continue boiling and bubbllng until 1t
is n mass Of ice.
This fact is made use Of In estimat-
ing the height of mountains. At sea
level water boils ut 2l2 degrees f.
This principle does not apply to water
alone, but to all liquids.-Chicago Trib
unp
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

The doctor was once called I'm to
treat the spoiled child of the family
After his departure the mother return.
eel 10 the room and told the child that
the doctor had complained that he had
been very rude to him
"Oh. mamma" replied the child. he's
just an old fogy! lie got angry be
cause put my tongue out for him
before ne asked me."-Youth's Com.
panion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
A GLIMPSE OF SIY3NA.
ts Greatest Business Street Is Only
Fifteen Feet Wide.

ts Greatest Business Street Is Only
Fifteen Feet Wide.
Let us In imagination 20 ashore at
Smyrna from one Of the greg black
steamships OF the Messagcries Mari
times. We land on q noisy, Dustling
quay alongside OF which runs Il little
one horse railway Great ships from
most OF the leading ports Of the world
are tied up to the quay by their sterns.
On the other side Of the broad street.
the only one IN Smyrna TO which this
adjective can be applied. are large
warehouses and one or two pretentlous
hotels.
Passing through a cross street, we
come 10 the great business artery or
the city, the so called "Frank street.
which has doubtless obtained Its name
from the fact that so many Franks, a
generic name for foreigners do busi-
ness on It,
This street is only fifteen feet wide.
and yet II Is the chief business thor
oughfare Of n city OF quarter OF a
million inhabitants Two people
stretching out their arms and touching
hands in the middle could span the
street. and yet through II hurries n con
slant stream OF foot passengers, dash
Ing cabs, stately camels, dOnkeys and
donkey boys, beasts Of burden and
men Of burden. carrying every conceiv-
nble article that people Of the orient
or the occident might want, for this IS
one OF the chief cities IN the world
where east and west meet on n com
mon footing. g.-Christian Herald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
PAYING the Pope,s PhYsieians

Ry n long established custom the
physicians of the pope are paid every
week 10y the pope's chamberlain When
his holiness Is seriously sick the physi
titan does not receive this cmolumcnt
From this custom no physician Of the
pope has departed since the time "
ScNtus We Cri de- Paris
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
Poor Girl.

May I tell YOU the old. old story
he asked
She looked down. blushed and nodded
her assent
So he told her for che twenty. y.scvcnth
time how he once won the game for
Yale.-Brooklyn Life.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
PARAGRAPHS.

A French aviator is making his
way from St. Petersburg to Paris by
the airline route. 1t seems pity
that flying machines were not
made in Napoleon's time.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

Mr.. Hearst, the New York pub
Usher, does not like the yellow race
Yellow journals are all right, apPar-
emily, to his mind.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

1t is now costing Uncle Sam some
$500, ,ooo,o 900 year TO board and
room his insect guests Boston
Herald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
Rose 70 the Emergency.

Newedd Did YOU sew the button on
my coat. love? Mrs Newedd No
darling. rouldnt find the button so I
ju.t sewed up the buttouhole. o. Boston
Transcript
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

The Massachusetts legislature has
just adjourned after a session OF ~
days. About 100 new acts and re-
solves were placed on the statute
hooks.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
Administration Notice.

JOHNSTON. X, l.. June IL, 1913.
The undersigned hereby gives notice that
he hns been appointed by the Probate Court
OF the Town of Johnston, administrators OF
the estate OF Thomas j. Dalsgard late of
Melville, Mass, deceased, and has given
bond achording To law.
All persons having claims against said
estate arehereby notified to file the same In
the ONCE of the clerk of said court within
six months from the date OF the first adj.
vertisement hereof.
iun.I3-3t JOHN B. CARPENTER.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
When Che Macs.

N Is not always sign of WI temper
when n woman "uags." Sometimes the
most unsclnsh and sweet tempered fan
into this direful habit Nine times out
OF ten the woman is tired.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
Different.

Madge-Did the count ask you lf you
would love him? Marjorie-No: he
asked me II would marry him. 20
Judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

Governor Blease, the truculent
chief executive OF South aIolina,
has run up against the u. S army.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

Col Roosevelt is going to Argen
tina. There is no question but
what he will receive a warm well
come
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

Everybody is in favor of the safe
and sane 4th, except the small boy,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

There is not much Of the lingo
about Secretary Bryan.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

The Southern New England Rail
way is not to have o receiver.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

Mayor Gaynor, Of New York,
saws this is his last term OF office.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27

When there II no good within no
good comes. Dutch Proverb.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1913-06-27
LEGAL NOTICES
TOWN OF JOHNSTON
PROBATE COURT OF THE TOWN or
JOHNSTON.
Johnston, X. l., June 20, 1913
Estate of Mineryia &. harden.

Request I'm writing Is made by Sanford N.
Barden, that Sanford \ Barden, of said John
ston, or some other suitable person may be
appointed Administrators OF the estate OF
said deceased; and said request Is received
and referred To the eighth day OF July. A. ID.
1913, ut 2 o'clock 4. NJ, ut the Probate Court
Room, In said Johnston, for consideration.
and IL Is ordered that notice thereof be
published for fourteen days, once week In
the Olneyyille Times.
$. X. LUTHER,
Jun cost Clerk.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-20

ware. This means, that during the
last eight years this institution ex-
ported nearly half million of these
garments through interstate COM
MERGE channels. Who knows how
many innocent boys throughout the
land fell victims of infection to these
goods?
Third, many of the prisoners are
husbands and fathers. Who is sup
porting their dependent wives and
children. The state of Delaware does
nothing for them. What quota does
it add thereby to the general burden
of prostitution, dependency and
crime?
These three. counts alone prove
that the Delaware prison, as organic
ed today, is an interstate nuisance
and should either be cleansed or abol-
ished."
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-20
SOME SLIP

A funny mistake occurred lately in
printing labels for meat-preserving
company. The printer had been in
the habit of labelling tins of beef or
mutton, as the case might be, with
the words without bone" prominent
Iy displayed. The company having
added kidney soup to its list, the new
article was duly ticket as Kidney
soup-Without bone."
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-20
BITS OF NEWS

Harrisburg, III.-GoV. Tener signed
pardon for Frank w. Mcmahon, Phil
adelphia, who shot the man who
ruined his daughter.
Observation-Disclosures and Ale
gheny Telephone Co. named offender
in first suit brought under new Penn
sylvania women's hours-of-service
act.
San Francisco.-The Western Fuel
Company sold coal to the govern
ment it kept soaked with water, not
to add weight, but to prevent spon-
taneous combustion, according to
testimony of Sec'y Norcross, during
trial of the company officials on
charge of conspiracy to defraud the
government. 49,. -.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-20
MERELY COMMENT

NAHANAH NNI4N4ANAA4N
Now that the currency bill has
passed the senate, there ought to be
quick action.
The bill goes to a conference COM
mittee of both houses and ought to
come out of that committee quick
and become law.
One trouble with important legis-
lation in congress is that nearly ev-
cry darned fool in congress wants to
make a speech so the folks back
home can read it in the Congression-
al Record.
If things go on much longer the
way they are now there won't be any
congress, and the millions out of
work will forget there is such a thing
as law.
The fear of government ownership
has forced the Bell phone trust to
quit hogging things, so it is dissoly-
ing itself
1t may be that the experience of
Standard. Oil and the tobacco trust
after being dissolved encouraged the
trusts generally to try some OF the
same.
All the same, it will be a good thing
for Chicago; for the trust will have
to lay off the Automatic phone sys-
tenn now.
And perhaps the people will have
sense enough to take that system
over themselves.
According to reports, John C. Shat
fer, owner of the Chicago Post is go
ing to put women in charge of the
Evanston Index, a newspaper The
gentle sex will rule, from the manag-
ing editor down to the copy boy-or
copy girl.
Sunny. We have often wondered
if the Post we're running under those
conditions.
A man arrested for drunkenness
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03

Pat had been paying a visit to
the village print shop, where he
had shown great interest in the
strange things he found and the
still stranger names given them
On meeting an acquaintance he
gave him a graphic description OF
his discoveries, endidg with: "Ye
may thalk all yer amoind ter about
ther poor printher, but begOrra, he
will never be did broke, fer he al
ways has few coins, and faith an
he niver made go hungry for he can
make pole whiniver he wants ter,
and begracious he amt even
afraid of purgatory fer he has a
divi all his own and a hill,hox to
kape him in. 20, NJ. j.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03
We Would Like To Borrow If Too.

Shields Enterprise: The editor
of a Kansas paper says that he
picked upa Winchester rifle recent
ly and stated up the street to de-
liver the weapon to its owner. His
delinquent subscribers got it into
their heads that he was on the war
path, and everyone he met insisted
on paying what they owed. One
man wiped ou, debt of ten years
ataLding On his return to the
office he found load Of corn, ten
bushels of potatoes, a load OF mood
and barrel of turnips that had
been brought during his abser ce.
Will someone please loan us a
Winchester.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03
Sheriff Gets "Baldy GeorIe".

Perkins County Signal. Sheriff
John Anderson returned on Tues.
day morOlng of this week from
Gillette. Wyo., whittier he had
gone to get Henry George, better
known as Badly George" who, it
is alleged, was mixed up with Dan
Sears IN his alleged horse stealing
case at Hettinger on THANKSGIVING
Day. When the sheriff was at
Hettinger looking after Sears, he
learned that another party had
made his getaway ard from the
descriptions he had of the party,
he concluded that he must be
Baldv George cow puncher
OF the Olden days and since then a
sheep herder in the Belle Fourche
country. Advertisements were at
once sent ont with the result that
Baldy' was located at Gillette
last week by the Wyoming author
tiles.
George is now being kept in the
Lennon county Jail aud will be
taken to Bison for his hearing in a
short time.
Dan Sears, who is alleged to be
the principal in the case, is now
under $3.50 bonds. Gene Curing.
ton. who was reported to be iT-
plicated in the matter, has been
released as no evidence could be
adduced against him.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03

There will be some high jinks at
the coming legislature at Pierre,
but among the more serious mat
ters-somebody should be interest.
ed in-will be the fourth annual
session of the South Dakota Con-
servatiOn Congress, from January
% to 80 inclusive. The committee
have worked hard to outline a pro.
gram that can cover the important
mattars that will be compassed in
the three days. The Better Farm.
ing Association and the Good
Roads Association will also hold
forth on these days and it is to b..
hoped that a complete outline OF
Of what the associations expect to
40 during the coming year will be
drawn. A fare of one and one
fourth rate has been secured on
all railroads so that those who can
spa.e the time should attend.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03
He Ought to be Photographed

a young man in Sturgis, who
is very bashful, recently ha / girl
out riding aud she tried to make it
easy for him every way possible
Giving up in dispair, she was silent
for a long time, and he said:
What's the matter'" "Oh,
feel so blue" she replied, nobody
loves me, and my hands are 50
cold He answered; You should
not say that! for, God loves you;
and your mother loves you; and
you can sit On your hands. y
StNrgis Record.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03
Subscribe for the News.

Display ads in the News brings
results.
Geo. w. Egan devOtes two col.
umns of his paper telling Vincent
Aster what he might do with the
sixty-fve million dollars that he
recently inherited What's bother
ing US George is how you are going
to spend that dollar collected from
the Argus-Leader suit,
FOR SALE A gasoline light
ing system, consisting of tank
wire and three lamps. One of the
bost on the market. Reason for
selling installation of electric
lights. Address, Mobridge News,
Mohridge, s. nak. I'll
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03
Items of Interest

GOOD goods and courteous treat
menl at COmstOch's.
Mr.. j. + Comstock made a hv-
ing trip to McLaug him. Wednesday
The city schools start again Mon.
day, after a brett two weeks vaca-
ton.
K. [. Hall of Aberdeen, trans
acted business in this city We'd
nesday.
Roy Bently, one of the well
known ranchers near Isabel. spent
Monday in the city.
Attorney Morrison returned the
first Of the week from a visit at
the Twin Cities.
Miss Eckes left "Wednesday for
Aberdeen, where she will visit for
short time.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. l.. Husser, who
have been visiting in Aberdeen
retarned, Friday.
Most of the stores are taking in
voice of the goods left after TIE
heavy Christmas trade.
&. <. Treloar went to Watauga,
Wednesday where he will buy cat
tie for use in his local market.
A number of Elks of this city
went to Aberdeen Wednesday to
take in the big time at that city.
b. {. Ash of Isabel, soft ppdaed
into the city Mon Law, returning on
the Isabel rattler the following
moring.
Z. w. Rumford, proprietor of
the MObridge Candy Kitchen. made
a business trip to Haynes, n. d.,
Tuesday.
Look up that al of the moving
picture show. They have oome-
thing new in the way Of entertain
ment.
English Lutheran service at the
Norwegian Lutheran church on
Sunday, Jan. 5th. Everybody is
cordially invited.
j. f. Scharfer, Pastor.
The Danner Grocery store have
installed a new set of scales, cost q
pile OF money too, but Mr.. Dan
ner believes in giving his custo-
mers full weight and there can be
no mistake with this new model.
Clarance A. Sharret of Aberdeen
returned to that city Monday after
visitin: with his mother in this
city. Mrs. Sharret recently suffer
ed a severe stroke of paralysis and
is still in a pecarious condition.
A snow slide at Butte Montana
played whaley with the train SEIZED
ule Monday. No. Is which is due
in the evening arrived the follow
ing morning. 1t is also reported
that the \. Z. had several of their
trains stalled by the same slide.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03
Two Perish in Hotel Fire

Fire destroyed the Sterling hotel
a barber shop and restaurant at
Bowman n. ID. at an early hour
Jan. l. Will Connolly of Ypsi-
lanti, Mich, and Merritt McPhea
OF Rowwap were burned to death.
The rest Of the guests jumped from
the second story windows In safety
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03
Concerning Your Doiues

Don't forget to write it 1913.
Have you fallen off the chariot
yet'
j. w. Harris left this morning
for Pierre.
We call your attention to the
new ads in this issue.
Go to Comstock's for Mayer
shoes.
Sheriff Hughes transacted bust
ness in the city one day last week.
Fay Yearger of Isabel, transact
ed business in the Bridge city,
Monday.
There will be a musical service
at the Congregational church next
Sunday evening.
Mrs Olive Dahl, aunt OF Mrs.
Cole is spending few days visit
ing with the Cole family.
Conductor and Mrs. Jenning anc
children recently returned from a
visit with relatives in Wisconsin.
f. l.. Banks has again resumed
his position b, hind the counter in
Gallett's store, after a brief visit
with the home folks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Hill enter
tanned friends Wednesday evening,
light refreshments were served at
the close of the evening.
Jas. Wrigley has been confined to
his home with an attact Of the la
grippe, His many friends hope
that he will recover speedy.
Hay and all kinds of grain and
feed for sale at the livery barn
Terms strictly cash. Phone 27-2.
Hollenbeck & Coles. IT,.
J. A. Parker formerly with the
News, but now holding a claim
down near Mcintosh was Mo-
bridge visitor Thursday.
The Bright Webster Lumber Co..
are making a number of minor I'M
provements in their office, in the
way of remodeling the room.
Engineer Puhler and wife visited
Mobridye the first of the week.
This is Mrs. Puhler's first visit In
two years and naturally she is as
tonished at the growth of the city.
"A little nonsense now and then
is relished by the best of men,
That's what we thought when we
read EDITOR We;r's eulogy on
ourselves,
Huettner Brothers sent out a
very tasty card wishing their
friends and patrons happy New
Year. The card is product OF
their own studio and is an artistic
peice of work.
While Mayor Goodman is not
sensitive about the mile stones he
has turned, yet in justice to an old
head on young shoulders he was
but 43 years of age at his last
birthday.
It's a shame Griffin, your taking
away Hoderick Weir's right to ex'
press himself, be says that We
certainly reserve tins right 10 81
nress our opinion and We Will
Ire M vice way~ TO treat the boy
Fred.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1913-01-03

Let us figure on your sale bills.
The big idea at this office-some-
thing new in colors, the kind that
gets you business. Call us up,
phone 62,