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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
WOMAN's PART IN THE INAUGURAL.

FEH HE pageant that will be presented in the surage
straon at the Inauguration bids fair eclipse every.
thing else and its attractyeness for visitors may
pensate Washington shopkeepers financially
the tawdry Inauguration ball If the March is
favorable Pennsylvania will exhibition
femninity before any nations capital its dis
tgusng feature being mounted cavalry composed young
and handsome equestrennes There will be EngshmeD spec
they help comparisons
spectacle of American womanhOod and the sights familiar
in England of of the better class mobbng
Parliament fighting the police smashing windows with
hammers pouring filth and chemicals into
and assautng aged statesmen.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
BATTLING THE cRAcksMAN

The war between safe makers and
scientific craftsmen still proceeds
apace, and the last successful move
has jus. been made by the former.
A German firm has placed IN tie
market what they call "c.irsousel,"
or roundabout safe. 1t is polygonal
and is enclosed in a cement wall.
When the outer door is shut the safe
is set revolving on ball bearings, and
continues its motion noiselessly and
continuously inside the strongroom.
Any tampering with the machinery
with the object of stopping it causes
an alarm bell to ring. The object of
the movement Is, of course, to render
it imperyious to drill or blow pipe.
The latest oxygen and acetylene in
strument can only be completely in
nocuous on the steel while it revolves,
as it is impossible to bring 1t to play
on any particular spot long enough
to have any effect. 1t Is interesting
to speculate as to the cracksman's
next move.-Dundee Advertiser.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
MODERN COALING OF
RAILROAD ENGINES

The coaling of locomotives at large
gines are dispatched, requires the
handling of large amount of coal.
The modern engine carries fifteen
tons-30,000 pounds.
In the early days this coal was
shovelled direct from cars, car
red onto engines by hand in small
two-bushel boxes, or taken direct
from the mines adjoining the main
line, but since the nearby coal de-
posits have been worked out and the
mines have been located on spur
tracks away from the main lines,
coal chutes designed to deliver coal
in from one to ten ton lots on the
engine tender have been erected at
convenient places, usually about fifty
miles apart.
Freight trains require coal about
every fifty miles, while passenger
trains usually run one hundred miles
smore without taking coal. In re-
newing the old coaling plants or
adapting them to double track, the
Wabash Railroad is erecting modern
steel structures having 900 tons stor-
age, and so arranged as to deliver
coal on either the main tracks or
passing tracks, or all, at the same
time The coal is dumped from self
clearing cars into concrete pit,
where 1t runs by gravity into an ele-
vator having ton buckets which are
hoisted by electricity. The whole ar
rangement makes resourcefuI and
economical coaling plant, as an engine
can take ten tons of coal in as many
seconds, thus insuring the minimum
stoppages and avoiding delay to
trains.-Wabash Bulletin.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
TAG LEADS TO ALTAR

RED BANK, N. J.. Jan. 21.-The
wedding Of Miss Emeline Allen, of
this place, and Wilson c. Matthews. .
former resident of Binghamton. NJ. Y,
which took place at the Baptist par
sonage. was the result OF an unusual
romance.
Miss Allen, while working at her
home as finisher on government
uniforms for contractor, wrote her
name and address on a piece of paper
and fastened it to coat. She had
about forgotten the act, when she was
surprised to receive letter from Mr..
Matthews. who was then cavalry
man in the service Of Uncle Sam.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
GOVERNMENT COTTAGES

The old picture of the pig in the
cottage of the Irish laborer is fast
becoming a mere cartoon of bygone
conditions Up to this year the gov
eminent has built in the Emerald Isle
nearly 10000 cottages for laborers,
with 1850 more in the process of con-
struction. These cottages were built
on loans amounting to nearly $40,-
900. 900. In the County of Munster
alone more than sixteen thousand
cottages were built-modern cottages.
too. each of which was surrounded
by one-half an acre plot of land.
These are let to the laborers from
twenty-four cents to thirty-six cents
per week or $1S72 annually. This
does not quite pay the interest on the
loans, but the balance is generously
paid for out of the tax rates. The
idea is to encourage In every posi-
BILE way the development and pros
perity of those who are earning their
livelihood from the soil, and to make
good homes possible first on the same
theory that lumber camp or a
railroad contractor or the Panama
canal construction must first con-
slider the housing and living condi-
tons of the workers
If development continues at the
present rate, there will be records OF
increased, improved and cultivated
acreage in Ireland that will amaze
even some of the growing
thriving States OF the West
The experiment of the Brit
ish government in Ireland is be-
Ing watched with keen interest moi
only by other European nations, bui
by far-sighted men in the United
States. who realize that the welfare
Of those who till the soil is of para.
mount Importance.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
cABY's MOTHERS DRESS

PARIS, Jan. 2i.--The alleged theft
of Gaby Deslyss jewels in New York
gave her mother a shock. She says
the pearls of her daughter alone were
worth more than a million francs.
one was present from the late King
Edward and cost a hundred thousand
francs. Baby's precious stones, said
her mother, who received the report
ers wearing a IS dress. we're valued at
500, 900 francs t$12o,Ooo).
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
THE ICE SUPPLY.

TIME open winter ustfes apprehensons regard an
and serious shortage in ice One of
the unpublished crimes Of Charles W. Morse the
wecer pardoned by Mr. Taft pepeated by him
organized the ice trust and acquired large
plants in Maine to limit the supply
Transportation cost There will be rivers but
General Manager Bell of the Union Company
Star the cehouses there have been
The question of the ice supply will doubtless
of legislators and that made
By shortage In the supply and boosting of
prices
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21

by the farmers
bone disease. +"
The cause of it
has been a mys-
terry until lately.
Scientists h a V e
known that the
soil is deficient in
phosphorus but
they did not
know that the
plants grow .ns
out of it were
also poor in
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
EVOLUTION

Out of the silence. song;
Out OF the bud, a rose;
Out of the rose, the scent
The woodward blows.
Out of the years, a faith;
out of life's travail. truth;
out of the heart, the charm
OF ageless youth.
Out of the things unseen,
Out of the inner dream,
Ever in beauty is born
The love supreme.
"A. w p
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
Dinner Stories
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

~
~ at the age of SO looks no more
than IS: 81 try to keep my hair
on and my stomach off-that is the
true secret of perennial youth" Then
he told one of his famous stories IL
Illustrative of the horrors of corpu-
lence. "A fat man." he said, could
not help laughing one day at the lu-
dicrous appearance of a very bow
legged chap-one of those arch-look-
ing chaps, you know. Though a total
stranger to him, the fat man slapped
the bow-legged chap on the back and
said: BY lingo, brother you look as
if you'd been riding a barrel The
bow-legged man smiled and poked
his forefnger deep into the fat mans
soft, loose stomach. And you look
as If you'd swallowed one he said.
The learned counsel was endeavor-
ing to impress the court with the
fact that his clients had always been
anxious to settle. MY lord" he said.
impressively. only eighteen months
ago we held out the olive branch. -
yes" responded the witty judge,
The head of family, who thought
to save some of his hard-earned dol
lars by trying out simple home RENE
dies when one of his household be-
came i'll, came in few nights ago
with book under his arm, which
he handed to his wife, remarking:
Here is a work on burns. / found
it at an auction this afternoon. AS
one of the children is almost sure to
get burned on the Fourth, thought
it would be a good investment. Look
it over carefully and be prepared in
case of an accident" The wife open
ed the volume dutifully and then
exclaimed: How odd! It's all
poetry!'
In his latest book, "a Wanderer in
Florence E. v. Lucas furnishes a
new reading for that quotation about
the leaves on the books of Vallom-
brosa, though he credits it to a
cousin across the pond. Mr.. Lucas
visited vallombrosa, and describing
the extortionate rates of the hotels
there tells the story: A departing
American was cycling his bill with a
rueful glance as we were leaving.
Milton had it wrong" he said to me
with the freemasonry of the plucked,
for 1 knew him not, What he meant
was thick as thieves
A friend in Scotland said to a boy:
What do you have for breakfast
'hereabouts?" "Porridge,' was thu
answer. And for dinner?" "Por-
ridge" and for supper?" "Por-
ridge" "Goodnessl" said the friend
"Porridge every day for every
neal Do you never have anything
else?" What else would you have?'
said the boy.
The detective had just congratu.
lated the housewife for bringing
about the arrest of a noted sneak
thief "Oh, knew he was a crool
the minute he opend his mouth, "sshs
replied, smilingly. How did vol
spot him so quickly?" why, he told
me the gas company had sent hin
to examine our meter and see il WI
were not entitled to a rebate"
Two brothers, each of whom Ii
nearly six feet and half tall, wers
one day introduced by an acquaint.
ance to young lady. AS she sal
gazing up at the pair Of giants II
wonder and awe, she exclaimed
Great heavens! Suppose there hat
been only one of you!'
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
WOMAN LEGISLATOR DIES

SALT LAKE CITY, Jan. 21.--Mrs.
Edyth Ellerbrook Read, member of
the Utah Legislature, is dead today
of nervous prostration. She was
elected as Republican in November.
and her condition became critical as
the result, it is said, of the exciting
campaign.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
"On Board the
Good Ship Earth :
Shall Mankind Die Of Bone Disease?
BY Herbert Quick

VII.
Copyright, 1918, by Herbert Quickly
TT HERE are pastures in Australia
of heritage called Kangaroo
grass" Live stock fed on this
grass for too long time suffer from
a fatal disease of the skeleton. called
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
FROM THE HIcKEYvILLE CLARION

FROM THE HICKEYVILLE CLARION.
Postmaster Tibbitts says the fellers
have got to quit cuttin their initials
in the postoffice while waitin' fer
their mail. The fixtures is beginnin'
to look like lot of totem poles, and
and Tibbits figgers that they won't
bring much when he sells 'em to his
successor, who will be appointed by
President Wilson. Miss Amy Pringle
says she hopes the new Democratic
postmaster will be more accommo-
dating than Tibbits has been. Miss
Euphemia Perkins mailed a postal
card to Elmer Jones last week, and
Miss Pringle went to the pustoff1ce
and asked the postmaster to let her
read it, and he wouldn't do it. Miss
Pringle says the pustoffice amt no
place fer gol dunn crouch, and she
ought to have something to say about
it, as she buys more pustage stamps
than anybody In our village, since she
has been sendin her pome to the
magazines.
Anne Hilliker said every Teller that
hung around his store this winter had
to bring a stick of wood every day to
| help out with the fuel. The fust day
under the new ruling every Teller
brought a stick of wood, picl1in' 1t out
of Hilliker's back yard on the way
down town.
Ben Binks claims he would have
won the chicken plckin' contest over
at West Hickeyville last week but he
lost on a fowl.
Trains on our railroads hesitate at
this village only on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays, the mail
being throwed off promiscuous. Some
times the mail bag hit our town
and some times it lands seven miles
out in the country, all depending on
the speed of the train. Our station
agent. who was out filling the switch
lights with red oil the other night
picked up a Purdyville mail bag
which had rolled clear down from
that town in the wake of a train
week or SO before and hadn't been
missed.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
, (ossiP
by
-BesselI-

IN ONT blame the weather man
too much. Probably he bought
skates and eoasting sleds for
Christmas presents also.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
If YOU FEEL HUNGRY

The Migrants remedy for hunger
that OF tightening his belt--has been
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21

Upton Sinclair finds London most
medieval, ill-built and impossible
The description also fits the crouch
Sinclair constantly carries with him.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21

At least there isn't much danger
that any man will carry around for
days the eleven-pound parcel his
wife gave him to mail
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21

A Kansas judge says wife should
tell her husband everything he knows;
but doesn't she?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21
On the - y ~
SPUR Of qzn
MOMENT
By Roy K. Moulton

THE RESULT.
Old Ez Jones don't chaw tobacker,
for he quit on New Years Day.
And he's grouehy as a grizzly with
an achin' tooth, they say.
Henry Perkins, he quit smol1in' and
he feels so tarnal mean
That he's tried to start a scrap with
every Teller he has seen.
So old Ez and Hank they CHANGED to
meet one day in Tibbitt's store,
And we saw scrap the like of which
we'd never seen before,
For they broke up all the furniture
and knocked the stoveplpe down
And they've both been laid UP ever
since and Twin on the town.
Abner Hanks has quit hard cider and
he is so all fired cross
That his wife has thrashed him seven
times to show him who is boss.
Amos Higgins cut out swearin' and
give his feelings vent
He has booted all the cats and dogs
wherever he has went.
Deacon Stubbs has sued Hi Maskins
ana Ill mas SUED the ueac
On their old-time line fence squabble
and their families don't speak.
Both have swore off takin' snuff and
both are out for war,
But they neither of 'em seem to know
just what they're lawn for.
Old Squire Hubbard has been busy
tryin' suits and flxin' bail,
And there's sixteen cases waitin' and
there's twenty men in Jail.
Never seen such scand-lus doins in
this little village, quite.
Seems like everybody's peevish and is
lookin' for fight.
Some is nervous. some is gloomy,
some is desperit and so
1t doesn't seem like the same old
town we allus used to know.
But l guess she will get righted and
congenial when the men
Who have all been swearin' off start
in to swearin' on again.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21

A New York woman has divorced
her husband because he was too at
fectionate. Probably his affections
extended to Gambrinus and John
Barleycorn.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-21

Ida Tarbell advises married women
to demand wages. Then who will be
the boss?
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1913-06-27

country Of which st is,thesmetropolis,
and it's loyalty to education as dem
'onstrated In its excellent public
schools.
"The visiting editors were SO fav-
.orably impressed with the desirable
ity Of locating the normal school at
Bemidji that they did the unusual
thing of endorsing it in resolution
adopted.
Noted Auto Drive.
There is one noted automobile
drive at Bemidji and that is around
the lake. Part of the road winds in
around the big pines and so close that
it takes an expert from keeping the
car from climbing the trees. This
adds to the interest of the ride and
also the relief when it is successfully
ended. To the southeast of the city
some eight miles by land and ten
miles by water the Mississippi has
been damned and electric power OBJ
tanned for Bemidji. The scribes made
the trip both ways, by boat and by
autos, and thoroughly enjoyed each. +"
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1913-06-27

probate court yesterday morning as
to her sanity and was Judged insane.
She was taken to Fergus Falls yes
Fterday afternoon by Sheriff Andrew
Johnson. Mrs. Bach has been res
ident Of Bemidji for some years.
The administrator and the guar
dian, the trustee and the treasurer,
will find the Northern National
Bank q very acceptable place to de-
post their funds. Such funds are alb
solutely secure and are earning in
terest constantly.
Miss Ella Sonstrud will arrive
from Hope, North Dakota, July / and
will spend month with her mother
and sisters in this city. Miss Son
strud is employed as stenographer at
the First National Bank of Hope,
which position she has held for the
past three years. ~ r
If you are interested in real, big,
genuine bargains read the Berman
Emporium ad on the last page of this
paper.-Adv. ....
Emmett Nedry proprietor of the
Pastime theater at Kelliher, arrived
in Bemidji this morning to meet his
wife, two daughters and son who
are expected to arrive here today
from Marquette, Michigan where they
have been visiting for several weeks.
They will return to their home at
Kelliher this evening.
The policy of the Berman Empor-
ium is not to carry goods over from
one season to another. BY the way
they are slashing prices in their big
display announcement of their sum-
mer clearance sale, which appears on
the last page of this paper, it is not
to be wondered at that the trade OF
the town and surrounding country
f1ocks to this store for women, when
ever they announce a sale.-Adv.
Miss Gladys Stanton entertained
the Narcissus club at Fourth OF
July party Thursday Afternoon at her
home on 919 Bemidji avenue. The
decorations were carried out in red,
white and blue Three guests were
present besides the regular Narcissus
members, Mrs. G. R. Sanborn and the
Misses Conliss and Helen Backus.
Mr. and Mrs Allan Underwood OF
Kelliher, spent yesterday in Bemidji
Healthy, growing children, full OF
life and vigor, proof against disease
take HOLSTERS R. M. Tea during
hot weather. Barker's Drug Store
Adv. ..
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1913-06-27
Beautiful Normal Site.

"Bemidji wants. the sixth Normal
school,. 1t is ready to present the
state with 20 acres Of land located on
the lake shore, which would be most
attractive site, and is surrounded by
the best residence sections Of the city.
It's other claims are it's location in the
center of Northern Minnesota, its
four lines of railroad, making it
easily accessible to all sections of the
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1913-06-27
Making the Real Home ,:

Some one has called, the real
home.a "happy combination Of
conditions 1t is just that. No one
things alone makes a home, but
various elements happily; com
bined. ..:.s:z. .,s.1
Naturally a factor in the COM
bination. is money. 1t is not so
much the possession of money or
the lack of it that counts as the
way in which it is used. t.:j :j>33=.5z >3==.l5:Sz !
Generally speaking, men are
money 5getters, and women are
the money spenders: This sys-
TEN puts a great responsibility on
the women. The woman is, in the
final analysis, the home maker,
and if her home is to be a real one
she must spend the family income
wisely, be it great or small. .,
There is no surer way for her to
make each dollar. bring it's full
value of comfort; and good cheer
than by keeping herself informed
as to what is in the market, where
it is to be had, and at what price;
by reading each day the ADVERTISE
ments in The Pioneer and other
good newspapers. =. .-
Copyright 1912 by Geo. E. Patterson.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1913-06-27
Confidence In Tinkse.

Joe Tinker IL having better time
Of It In Redland than managers who
preceded him, despite the fact that he
has the team down at the bottom The
fans have confidence in him and are
giving their support. He has been
landed TO the skies for the trade o(
Fromme to Mcorsv tor Ames. Dsvers
and 0roh.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1913-06-27

A. E. Noble of Fort Francis spent
yesterday in Bemidji.
J.L. Kronschnable of Fosston,
spent Thursday in Bemidji
Hilda G. Lindquist of Fergus Falls
was a Bemidji visitor yesterday.
B. w. Lakin and A. L. Molander
left this morning for Red Lake. -.
Two dishwashers wanted at Mark
ham hOtel.-Adv.
A. H. Ewald of Mizpah is trans
acting business in the city today.
r. B. Yoder of Cass Lake, was a
business caller in Bemidji Thursday:
E. J. Bourgeois transacted busi-
ness at International Falls Thurs
day. y
Professor H. 4E. Weisel of Red
Wing was a caller in Bemid Thurs
day..
Go-carts retired at the second hand
store.-Adv.
Miss Ethel Pupore of Grand Forks
spent a few hours in Bemidji yester-
day afternoon.
Mrs. E. c. Stiles has as her guest
Miss Wolborg Gunerius of Fergus
Falls, Minnesota.
J. H. Koors went to Duluth We'd
nesday night on business. He will
return Saturday.
r. H. Muncy returned last night
from trip to Kelliher and other
points up the line.
A trip on the lake will cool you
of for a month.-Adv.
Mrs. R. E. Fisher left Thursday for
Minneapolis, where she will visit her
cousin, Miss Pratt.
Miss Corinna Costello is visiting
relatives and friends at Eagle Bend
anu spruce CeHLei.
Mrs. Otto Morken of Nymore is
visiting her sister Mrs. A. Erickson,
at Sioux City, Iowa.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. M. Sathre and
daughter Doris, left today for Will
ton on a business trip.
We pay cash for old gold and sill
yer. George T. Baker and Co.-Adv.
Mrs. J. H. Barton and Miss Nell
LeValley of Des Moines, Iowa were
in Bemidji yesterday
Frank F. Price and Ralph A.
Stone of Grand Rapids were in Be-
midi on business yesterday.
Miss Marian Welsted> of Akron,
Ohio, arrived yesterday and is the
guest of G. D. Backus and family.
Paul Tibbetts of Kelliher is in
Bemidji today transacting business.
He will return home this evening.
Go-carts repaired at the second
hand store.-Adv.
J. C. Parker of Bemidji, passed