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The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

Should WI Ting Fang be elected pres
a near American as ruler
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

Raleigh. N. c., has adopted the COM
mission form of government. It's three
commissioners are to be elected May ..
and their salaries are to be $4,000 year.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

All that will be left of Turkey in Eu-
rope will be a section about the size of
Long Island.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

Two-thirds of the survivors of the Scott
gray haired or bald. Alfred Wright re-
ceived from his son, c. S. Wright. the
physicist of the ill fated company that
sought the south pole, letter which said
this was the result of their hardships and
suffering.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

The President is said to wear his office
seekers fender at all hours OF the day
and night.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05
ROTu WEALTHY

The miser counts his sordid gold.
The lover counts his kisses;
And neither one, If truth be told.
Knows what the other misses.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05
uNKIND.

Professor Fitzsimmons is now pulling
off successful one-round engagements on
the lecture platform. putting EN- to sleep
as usual,p says the Washington Post.
Hard words. Old man Fitz. is more like
a human being than most pugs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05
STILL MISSING.

The latest dietum is to the effect that
two articles constitute meal. We pro-
pound the old question, How can we get
tho meal?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

Garrison is the happiest name for a
secretary of war that our official records
furnish.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

Lieutenant Perlovsld of the Russian
army committed suicide at Warsaw sun
day by deliberately shutting off the mo-
tor of an aeroplane in which he was fly
ing and dropping from height of 600 feet
to the ground. The tragedy was believed
TO have been an accident until a letter
written just before the fatal flight was
opened. In it Lieutenant Perlovsld ex-
pressed his intention of stopping his
motor in mid air and gave as a reason
for his action that he had been the vic
tim of many intrigues.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

There are eight ways to kill the house
fly, but the best of all is swatting.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05
LIKE M,LuKE SAYS

The British ambassador at Washington
is better paid than the President himself.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05
THE HELLO NATION

From Leslie's.
Hello! We are the greatest telephone
users IN the world. The daily average
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

The click of the lawn mower is again
heard In the land.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05
AN ARTIST.

''Who is the fellow who just excused
himself? l have never before seen a
man who attached so much Importance to
his professional duties"
His name in private life is Hawkins
think He dances as Frenchman in a
cabaret show
WE CAN'T EXPLAIN.
Patrice is very
Sad and solemn
Each time she reads
The beauty column.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05
HORSES IN FLOOD ADVENTURES

and succeeded in climbing astride the an
imais back.
For more than a mile and half Miss
Lester cluns with her arms about the
horses neck until at last he reached a
high approach of the levee near a farm
house. Here Miss Lester dropped to the
ground unconscious and was taken in by
the farmers family. The horse was
taken to the barn. Miss Lester told res
euers that she will buy the horse IL It's
owner can be found.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-05

EASILY EXCITED.
Some men there are
Whose nerves just tingle
Each time they hear
Two dollars jingle.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-12
The BrutesI

cit would be strange and wonder,
fuI man who would go for long with.
out making a woman cry. Mary q
Mann.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-12
A mIsanthrope.

There is no use wasting sympathy
on a man who can't be happy With
good health, good meals and good
weather.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1913-04-12
welohty TrlvlalltIss

Little things mean so much to won.
sn. Some men forget-RcWland Nor
rfa
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
Sheets In Scotia nd.

The custom of sleeping in one large
sheet. doubled ut the foot. seems to
have been peculiar to Scotland and to
have made special impression on more
than one English traveller. Fynes
Moryson. writing in 159S. says. They
used but one sheet. open at the sides
and top. but closed ut the feet and so
doubled" and John Ray. the natural
ist. who visited Scotland. about 1862,
remarked that lit is the manner in
some places there to lay on but one
sheet as large as two. turned up from
the feet upward" The practice. i'm
agine, was continued until recent
times, and have. when boy. slept
in a sheet Of the kind. Such pieces OF
linen were termed sheets" par excel
lence, the single coverings which are
now used being called "half Sheets
London Taller.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
AIM A, new BLOW
AT CIVIL SERVICE
Would Out U. S. Deputy Mar
ShaIS and Collectors.

washington, Oct. 3.-A new provis-
deputy United States marshals and
deputy collectors of internal revenue
ont of the protection of the classified
civil service, has been added to the
Urgent deficiency appropriation bill by
he senate committee on appropria-
bhs, which reported the measure
Sck to the senate.
provides that collectors of inter
kcyenue and United States mar.
havne power to appoint any
deputy who is compelled to furnish a
-pend and "shaIl have power to revoke
the. appointment of any subordinate
pfRcer or employe, appoint his success.
,sor at his discretion without regard to
the civil service laws or regulations"
An appropriation of $1,000 for the
purchase of a new automobile for
Vice President Marshall and its care
fand operation for one year was also
added to the bill by the senate com
Imittee.
The terms of office of the five cir
cult judges now serving on the United
States commerce court, which would
have ended at once under the provis-
ion recently passed by the house, have
been extended to Dec. 81 by the senate
appropriations committee.
In it's report on the urgent deficien-
cy appropriation bill the committee
endorsed the provision abolishing the
commerce court, but gives the judges
about three months for retirement.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
The Perfect Rose.

Thou are like unto flower, war
bles the German poet to his love. A
certain exasperated old German florist
and nurseryman who tiourished half q
century ago in New York was accus-
toned to assert with equal positive
ness that a flower is like woman. He
had many women customers whose
trade he appreciated, but whose de-
mands often drove him to rumple his
outstanding Teutonic brush Of hair un-
til he looked like an angry parrot. BE
finally unbosomed himself to the hus-
band of one of them. whose diary has
preserved his words:
81 have so much trouble with the
ladies when they cooms in to buy mine
rose! They wants him hardy, they
wants him double, they wants him
mundtly, they wants him fragrand,
they wants him nice COLOR, they wants
him eberytings in Won rose. hopes ]
am not what you calls one uncallant
man, but have sometimes to say ia
that ladies. Madam, never often sees
that ladies that was beautiful. that
was rich. that was goot tempered, that
was yoong. thet wss Intelligent, that
was discreed. that was bervection In
oie ladies I sees her mooch notp -
Youths Companion.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
Standing of the Clubs.
WIFE SUICIDE, MAN
SHOOTS HIMSELF
Policeman Tries to Die on Eve
Of W,Inan'S Funeral.

Scranton, Pa, Oct. 3.-As his wife's
body was about to be taken from the
house for burial, following her sensa-
tional suicide by shooting, Patrolman
Charles Lamb, of Dunmore, went to a
room on the second floor of his home
and fired three shots into his own
head, and to the surprise of physicians
he is said to have a chance of recov-
cry.
Lambs wife committed suicide on
Tuesday, following a quarrel in which
she is said to have fired one shot at
him. Since her death Lamb has been
morose. and when his sister-in-law
asked him TO go upstairs on an errand
just previous to the hour set for his
wife's funeral, he took the same re-
volver and fired three times.
One bullet just grazed the scalp.
The second entered about half inch
and the third fattened against the
bone. The bullets were extracted.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
Eixino the Price.

A shambling old negro went down
the street leading big dog with a
"For Sale" sign on it's collar. A little
girl spied the dog and wanted it. She
teased SO hard that her mother finally
asked it's price.
1.-TWO dollahs." said the negro. an
expe otant grin dividing his features.
1.-TWO dollarsr' exclaimed the lady.
"Why, the dog isn't worth that muchl
I'll give you SO cents"
The negro drew himself up indig-
nantly. Lady" he said. "Ah couldn't
think of it. Why. de fellow All got
dis dog fron tsYe me dollah to get
rid of him"'-EN rybOdy's.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
HUNTERS WANT LICENSES
Pennsylvania Highway Department Be
lieves 10000 Will Be Needed.

Pennsylvania Highway Department Be-
ieves 10000 Will Be Needed.
Harrisburg, Pa, Oct. 3.-Oficials of
the state highway department believe
that close to 10000 hunters will be
licensed by the time Nov. 1 rolls
around and deer hunters commence to
prepare for sport.
The first order of licenses called for
10000, and in a dozen counties re-
quests have been made for more. Rush
orders have been given to the printers
to get out more papers, and it is hoped
to make a further shipment in a few
days.
In some of the counties 1000 hunt
ers have been granted licenses, and
the way in which applications are be-
ing made for camping sites on state
forestry reservations indicates that
there will be big times in the hunting
field.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
MARIE LLOYD BARRED
Actress and Companion Ordered Back
to ENGLAND as "UndesjrabIes,"

ACtTeSS and companion OroeFeo 6dCk
to England as "UndesirabIes."
New York, Oct 3.-Marie Lloyd, an
English vaudeville actress, who arriv-
ed here on the White Star liner Olym-
pic from Southampton, was detained
by the immigration authorities on the
charge that, as his wife, she was ac-
companying man who was not her
lawful husband
Both were ordered deported as un-
desirables. On the passenger list the
man and woman were described as
Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard Dillon. They oc-
cupied cabin on the promenade deck,
one of the best in the ship.
Marie Lloyd was met at the pier by
her sister Alice, who arrived in New
York on Friday last on the Maure-
tania to fill an engagement to visit the
western states and Australia.
The baggage had been passed by the
customs officers, and Marie Lloyd was
inspector told her that information
had been received that she was not
married to Bernard Dillon, with whom
she was travelling.
"Is this man." said the inspector, in
dicating Dillon with his finger, "your
lawful huband?"
After some hesitation Marie Lloyd
replied: mo; he is not my legal hus-
band"
"Then," said the inspector, 81 must
request you both to go back on board
the Olympic and remain there until
tomorrow morning, when you will go
with the immigrants to Ellis Island
and appear before the special board of
inquiry"
When the actress heard that she
would not be permitted to go ashore
she began to weep and became hys.
terical.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
GENERAL MARKETS

PHILADELPHIA = FLOUR dull;
winter clear, S3.75@3.90; city mills,
fancy, $3.50 $50.
RYE FLOUR quiet; per barrel, $3.50
@3.60.
WHEAT firm; No. red, new, 500
S9hc.
CORN steady; No 2 yellow, $40
SIC.
OATS steady; No. white, 47k@
4Sc.; lower grades, 46kc.
POTATOES steady, at 10000. per
bushel.
POULTRY: Live steady; hens, 18@
&c.,; old roosters, 12@12c. Dressed
firm; choice fowls. zoe; old roosters.
1870.
BUTTER steady; fancy creamery,
34c per lb.
EGGS steady; selected, 35c.; near
by, 33c.; western. 33c.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
Baby Eats Grass For Four DAYS.

Erskine, Mimi, Oct. 3. = Beulah
Ganzhorn, the three-year-old daughter
lost for four days, was found under q
pile of brush in the woods far from
her fathers home. The child lived on
grass and herbs, she told her parents,
Large posses had been searching fo1
the child, the belief being general that
she had been carried away by leop
ard that escaped from a circus some
time ago.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
SULzER'S SIDE
BEGINS FIGHT
After Striking Out "Aearsay" Evi.
denCe Court Takes Recess. !,
GOVERNOR STILL DEFIANT
Declares He Is Fighting For Truth
and Righteousness and Will Not
Compromise With Tammany.

Albany, n. Y, Oct. 3.-Adjournment
until Monday afternoon was taken in
the Impeachment trial of Governor
Sulzer after a few motions made by
counsel for the defense had been dis
posed of.
Isador j. Kresel, of counsel for the
assembly managers, read a statement
absolving the New York brokerage
firm of Harris & Fuller of any attempt
to change their books in order to pro-
tect the governor.
AT the trial Tuesday Mr.. Kresel had
placed considerable emphasis upon an
entry in the firms books which record
ed loan to the governor. Mr.. Full
ler took offense at the questioning of
the entry and demanded an apology.
Mr. Kresers statement preceded
various motions made by counsel for
the governor to strike out certain tes-
timony. The first motion had to do
with the introduction of testimony of
Louis A. Sarecky, the governors cam
paign secretary, taken before the
F'rawley committee This was testified
to by the stenographer who reported
it. Mr.. Fox held the stenographer's tes-
timony was hearsay. Judge Cullen held
that the testimony was hearsay and
would go out.
The next motion was to strike out
certain testimony of J. B.. Gray, the
Wall street broker, in regard to con-
versation he had with F. S. Colwell,
the governors alleged Wall street
agent. Judge Cullen ruled that the tes-
timony would stand.
AS the Sulzer attorneys were about
to move to strike out parts of the i'm
peachment on the ground that the
charges were improved, Judge Cullen
said: Il shall hold that all motions in
volving the probative force of compe-
tent evidence must be left until the
final submission of the case"
Mr.. Fox then declared he had in
tended to move to strike out articles
testimony concerning them is not
worthy OF consideration. However he
said he would bow to the ruling of the
presiding judge. b
Judge Herrick then announced that
counsel for the governor were not
prepared to go on with the case and
asked for adjournment until Monday
afternoon.
Motion was then put and carried to
adjourn the case until Monday after
noon at o'clock.
Governor William Sulzer declared
there would be no compromise in hin
fight with Tammany. He said 4 am
not E0ing to compromises Il Am goiAS
/ 10 ttsllee s.sssl assss IL
statement which will make Tammany}
Boss Murphy and his moral AedglingS
squirm.
81 am fighting for truth and right
eousness When I was elected COVER
nor 1 decided to be an honest man.
Consecrated as was by the votes of.
the people of this state, decided to
break loose from my old surroundings,
to do nothing that would be inimical to.
the position. From the very beginning
of the trial they have sought to com
promise There will be no compromise.
| am going on the witness stand. Two.
results will come from this impeach-
ment They will be the recall and a
direct primary measure"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
Tobacco Crop Cut In Half.

Lancaster, Pa, Oct. 3. - Reports
from the various tobacco growing sec
tions of the county show that this
years crop will be only half of nor
NAL Usually the crop is valued at $4,-
100000, but this year the farmers will
be lucky if they receive half that sum.
In many places tobacco will not be
cut, as it isafar from maturity, while
hundreds OF growers have harvested
leaf that was not ripe. No tobacco has
yet been bought.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
Found Whisky Lost so Years

Iowa Falls, Ia, Oct. 3.-A bottle of
whisky a half century old was discov.
cred by workmen repairing the mill
dam at this place. The bottle was in
the sand between heavy logs that
were used when the dam was built in
the sos, and the supposition is that it
belonged to some of the workmen on
the dam when it was originally built.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
Produce Markets,

CHICAGo-HoGs strong; bulk OF
sales, $S.3O@S.75; light, $S.40@9.05;
mixed, sS.15@9; rough, $S@S.20; pigs,
$4@7.75.
CATTLE steady to 15c lower;
beeves, $7.3f @9.50; Texas steers, sos
@8; stockers and feeders, S540@S;
cows and heifers. $3.S5@S.75; calves,
$775@11.25.
SHEEP 10c to 15c higher; natives,
$370@475; yearhngs, $4S5@5.75; ma
live lambs. $5.7597.35.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
To Elect Yuan Shi Kai.

Pekin, Oct. Announcement was
made that the national assembly has
decided to elect President Yuan Shi
Kai to a term of five years. This will
be the first constitutional" election in
the Chinese republic and probably will
take place Oct. 10, unless frustrated
by the imperialists, who are plotting
to restore the empire.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

Slit skirts have been forbidden
in Los Angeles schools, the old fogy
authorities having an idea that
their pupils should improve their
understandings by other methods.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

NATIONAL LEAGUE.
At New York-(Game called at end
of eighth inning in Philadelphia on
New York, 6. Batteries-Chalmers
Burns; Mathewson, Meyers.
New York, 8; Philadelphia. 3 I'D
game) Batteries = Mathewson. Mar
guard, Meyers; Chalmers, Finneran
Burns.
Philadelphia, 4; New York, 3 I'D
game). Batteries Seaton, Doom;
Hearne, Mclean.
Other games postponed; rain.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
American Farmers Invade Canada

RIHc1IIdIf dFTI tf1sdUS Oef1ooe1'
Winnipeg, Man., Oct. 8. - Western
Canada was invaded by 100000 set
tiers from the United States during
the season ended Wednesday, is the
statement issued by Bruce Walker
commissioner of immigration.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

The woman who was robbed of
savings of 1928 while on her way
to deposit it in a bank must regret
that her confidence in banks came
so late.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
Honk Aonkl

did she come to the door when you
serenaded her with your mandolin 2"
'No; but another fellow came along
and brought her out with an auto
horn" n."-Washington Herald.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

Those low heels women are wear
ing nowadays mean quite come
down for the fair sex.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

One advantage of the vestless
season is that man can show more
than six cents worth cf his fifty
cent tie.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

There is a bit or a riot going on
among the Chinese to decide which
is father of his country.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

NJ lANTED- Experienced basket makers. All
w the year job. and highest prices paid. Ap-
ply Maryland Veneer and basket Co., 500 East
Falls avenue. Baltimore, Md s-26-lmo
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

A Baltimore belle and heiress
has married handsome Boston
waiter, and no headline writer has
yet called ID. the romance of the
oriole and the bean.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

AS to those counterfeit $40 bills
in circulation, you never have the
slightest trouble in remember
ing where you got your 20s, do
you?
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
1914
FORD PRICES
Five Passenger IouringCar
$3.50 70 b. Detroit
Rurlabout
$500 TO. b. Detroit
Fully Equipped
Immediate Deliveries
WHY PAY MORE?
Hubert H. WriQhf
FORD DEALER
Cambridge Md
For Sale

Z OR SALE-5O0 bushels strictly clean Red Won
der seed wheat; $50 bushels Russian Red
clean and first class both at 9Oc bushel J: l.
Bone Farm, Bucktown. Md S-2-t
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
BASE BALL SCORES
Following Is the Result of Games
Played Yesterday.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

ALI games postponed, ram.
Standing of the Clubs.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

6 OR RENT-The brick oyster house formerly
occupied by I. L. Leonard G. Co., belonging
to the Eastern Shore Development Steamship
Co. Apply to Matthews & Co. 6-27-t.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
Wanted

{N]ANTED-McCauley & Co. want operators on
w all parts of shirts at their factory on Acad-
emy ST.. near Cedar. c. H. Prouse Manager.
9-1-1mo
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

Z OR RENT-Nice house on Choptank ave-, s
rooms and large bath room, with all mod
ern improvements. Possession at once. Har-
vey Conway. 9-6-tf.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03

Tor RENT-The house where Mrs. Mamie
Hughlett now lives. Apply No. William St
sr to Emerson C. Harrington, Attorney. 9-3-ft
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1913-10-03
DR. VIM. L. LOWE
DENTIST
Phone 400 d

New RvOUa Sidg ,3amDr,dye Md
Morgan County republican., 1913-11-06
SheriM's Sale.

BY virtue and authority OF a general Rxecu.
tion issued from the office of the clerk OF the
Circuit Court Of Morgan county. Missouri. re
turnable at the December term, 1913, OF said
court, and to the directed, in favor of the City
Of Versailles and against Goshen Ross, J. W.
McCleiland and I: c. Legeie. have levied up.
OH and seized all the right, title, interest and
claim of the said J. W. McCielland Of In and to
the following described real estate. to-wit: the
southwest quarter of the southwest quarter Of
the northeast quarter of section seventeen 40,
township forty-two (l2l, range eighteen (lsl,
also lot eight (s), In block two a., of Wiest's
addition to the town of Slower, all in Morgan
county, Missouri all lying and being IN the
said county. and state Of Missouri And will,
on Monday the sth day Of December. A. u
1913 lit being the first day of the Circuit court
of said county,, between the hours of: nine
O'Clock in the forenoon and FIVE O'Clock in the
afternoon Of that day. at the Court house door,
in the city of Versailles, County of Morgan
aforesaid, sell the same, much thereof as
may be required, at public vendue. to the high.
est bidder. for cash in hand subject to all prior
liens aud judgments), to satisfy said execution
and costs.
W ]. WILLIAMS.
Sheriff of Morgan county Mo.
Morgan County republican., 1913-11-06

January !l6, 1914, at the University
of Missouri, for the largest yield of corn
grown in the State. A gold watch is
offered as first Prize on both white and
yellow corn in each OF five sections of
Missouri. These prizes are given in both
the young mems and boys classes The
Missouri Ruralst offers a loving cup for
the best single ear of corn shown by a
boy or yuung man.
Any information concering the rules
for competition may be obtained by writ
ing to T r. Douglass, secretary of the
Missouri Corn Growers Association,
Columbia, Missouri