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The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
Took Load OFF Mothers Mind.

Six-year-old Dora returned unusu
ally early from school the other day
She rang the door bell. There was nc
answer She rang again, a little
longer. Still there was no response. A
third time she pushed the button, long
and hard. Nobody came to the door
Then she pressed her nose against
the window screen and in a shrill
voice, which carried to the ears OF
every neighbor on the block, called
TITS all right, mamma. amt the
installment mani"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
Collecting Antiquities.

Slopay received a card ON which
was engraved: Professor Bruce
Antiquarian"
He knew no such person, 30 his curl
osity led him to receive him.
What is your business. professor? p
he asked politely.
II am a collector Of antiquities" an.
swered the old man.
80 l imagined. And how can ]
serve your"
by paying a deposit on this little
bill you have owed for more than
three years"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
He's Not There.

Jimmy was sure he had something
the matter with him, so he went to
see the doctor. His pulse was felt,
mis- tongue was examined, his heart
was listened to. and his lungs we're
thumped. He seemed to be sound.
DO you sleep nights?" asked the
physician
Eyes but don't enjoy my Sleep"
"Ah- what disturbs your"
Nothing, except don't get any
good out of sleeping. go to sleep
the minute l hit the bed and the min
ute I'm awake have to get up. How
can a fellow enjoy his sleep when he
doesn't know IT."
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
Public Would Gain.

I'm looking over this paper fnd
that Mr.. Proscklyeswicz Igualinczin.
ski and Miss MaloonlooEek Winskad
diakowski are engaged to be married.
II am very glad TO hear It."
'WhyI What interest have you in
1T Do you know themi"
mo, but consider It . matter for
public rejoicing that these two names
are to be made one. STRAY Stories.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

Joseph Ettor. addressing the Little
Falls strikers, cracked a timely joke
Let us emulate the firmness of the
millionaire class" he said. Our mil.
lionaiIes, you know, swear off at the
beginning Of each year, and infalllbly
keep their pledge"
Jaw, whata do they swear on" a
striker incredulously demanded.
They swear of their personal prop
erty taxi" was the reply.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
BROOM CORN
Growers Shipping Broom Corn

As the growers OF broom corn are great
~ dissatisfied with the price offered at
home for their broom corn, many of them
are now shipping direct to Coyne Broth
broom corn on commission. This firm re-
port their receipts so far this season
about $50 cars. most of which have been
responsibility exceeds is1o6 OOeJ one hun
dred thousand dollars. They are a safe
and reliable firm They offer as refer
ence Farmers State Bank, Texhoma
Okla, and Central Exchange Bank
Woodward, Okla. Other reference fur
nished on application. Coyne Bros 100
w. South Water St., Chicago, ILL., Adv.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
has the endorsement of many thousands
that it has cured them of indigestion, dys-
pepsia and weak stomach, attended by sour
risings, heartburn, foulbreath, coated tongue,
poor appetite, gnawing feeling in stomach,
biliousness and kindred arrangements Of
the stomach, liver and bowels.
In coughs and hoarseness caused by
bronchial, throat and lung affections, except
consumption, the Golden Medical Dis
covery' is most efficient remedy, espec-
tally In those obstinate, hang -on-coughs
caused by irritation and congestion of the
bronchial mucous membranes. The Dis
covery' is not so good for acute coughs
arising from sudden colds, nor must it be
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
Not a Complaint.

We'll, Oscar, we ought to get in
that picture also should think"
No, you needn't be on every plate
| took my camera along to have some
pleasant recollections of the trip"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

What is that terrible nolse?" asked
the pedestrian.
That" replied the policeman, lis
caused by an ordinary one cent safety
pin sticking into a $3,000,000 baby"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
Following Orders.

Doctor Ito Mrs. j., whose husband
is very ilD-Has he had any lucid
intervalsf
Mrs. J.-'Es 'ad nothink except
what you ordered. doctOr.-Lippin-
colts.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
These erldlron paws.

Miss Culchaw-Do you like the
Passing Of Arthur"
Mr.. Chump-Im not up on football
players. What team is he on?
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
Tha Infant Terrlhle.

"Mr. Llsbeau, is 1t true that you
hain't got sense enough to come in
out of the rain?"
Yes. Miss Kitty; you must always
believe what papa tells you"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and inyigor-
ate stomach, liver and bowels and cure con-
stipatlou. Adv.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
D DRIVE our NfALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROW Ms TASTELBSi
GULL TONIC You know what you are taking
showing y isslmPly Quinfne and Iron in . tasIees
people and children, " cents. Adv.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

No matter what happens, the sus-
penders q man wears are never en-.
tirely free from responsibilities.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

ALFALFA SEED, - Timothy ana Clover mixed
crop payments. J. AulhAIl Sioux CITY. Iowa. ADV
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

When your hair starts going II
doesn't say, "Au rsvoir." II says
1geoaey," /.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

And a baby would rather 90 L
sleep than listen to a lullaby.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

If man didn't have a wife he prob
ably wouldn't know that he had neigh
bors.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

Turn on the back-biter and say it
TO his face.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

II you want man to deliver the
goods. employ one who doesn't talk.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
important TO Mothera

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and zee that It
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17

expected to cure consumption in its adj
vanced stages-no medicine will do that
but for all the obstinate, chronic coughs,
which, if neglected, or badly treated, lead
up to consumption, it is the best medicine
that can be taken"
Sold in tablet or Liquid form by all
principal dealers in medicines, or
send fifty One-cent stamps
for trial package of tablets.
To find out more about the above mentioned dis
and all about the body in health and disease
get the Common Sense Medical Adviser-the Peo-
PIES Schoolmaster In Medcine-re vised and up-to-
date book Of 1908 pages. Cloth-bound, sent post
paid receipt of 81 cents In one-cent stamps to
pay cost Of wrapping and mailing only. Address;
DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-01-17
Wichita Directory

COLLEGE AKHOUN CEMENT
Darling baker ChiropEaetic College Chartered
Now open to receive Students. Standard and
up-todAte course. College home fully and
neatly equipped, and wned by the association
Terms reasonable. Write for catalogue, or
phone Market 43l4 Office, School and SanitAr-
lum, o96 South Emporia. -Michlta. kanaaa
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Players on Globe
Tour Combine Game
With Honeymooning

Los ANGELES. CAL. Nov. 15.-John
J. McGraw, manager of the New York
Giants, says he is not sure but that
the worlds tour of his team and the
Chicago White Sox is honeymoon
party and not a baseball tour, as was
the original plan.
The Giants have with them their
brides. They are Mrs. big JEFF Tes-
reau, Mrs. Larry Doyle and Mrs. Jim"
Thorpe. Besides these three, who are
brides of couple Of weeks or less,
Mrs. McGraw, Mrs, John CHER Mey-
ers, Mrs Lobert and Mrs Demaree are
taxing the trip. Mrs. Louis ]. Comis-
Key wife of the son of the Old Ro-
man, and Mrs Tex Rebel Russell are
also on the list of brides on the trip.
hai Chase and his bride of two
months will go as far as the coast
says he expects Jack Fourier to join
me party with his bride before they
soon.
Mrs. Meyers has already furnished
considerable amusement, mostly at the
expense of Thorpe and his pretty In
d!an bride. Jim gave his wife a couple
MRS. Meyers cut the stems off. Pull
man porter was called and after diff
mCulty removed the thorns from the
Thorpe section in the sleeping car.
mrs. Meyers also started on the trip
with more rice than was absolutely
Elnced that Mrs. Meyers does nothing
ssHt think Of new places to put that rice.
ShoeS, hats. beds. clothing and trunks
nave been filled with rice.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
WORLDS TOUR
Is AMBITION Of
JOHN NJ CRAN|
Leader Of Giants Always Has De-
sired to Make Trip Around
the Globe.
By Otto G. Floto.

~ ENVER, Nov. 15.-What Ia the
one big sport event that is at
tracing the attention of the
fans throughout America? 1t Is the
tour of the baseball players around
the world There can be no argu-
ment against this statement. True,
we have our big college struggles on
the ribboned field, but these gridiron
battles interest, as rule, only the
colleges between which they are
where they are staged. The very
fact that two of our leading baseball
teams, reinforced by star players from
other clubs, are encircling the globe
that is the one big noise on which
the sporting calcium is focused at
this time.
Trip His Ambition.
II was from McGraw himself /
learned how the trip came to be
reality. You know" he said, sit
has always been my ambition to make
the trip. Ever since the first day l
read about the Spalding trip, while l
was still a youngster at TruXton,
New York, l made up my mind that
If ever l amounted to anything in
the ambitions of my life. Then along
came Mr. Comiskey with the same
ambitions, and as both of us have de-
voted our whole lives to baseball, 1t
was easy to come to an understand
ing.
After or rather during, our first
talk about the trip Comiskey said,
John, | suppose you know there will
be no money in the venture?'
Great Thing for Baseball.
Il thought for a moment and then
told him that it was not the finan-
Cial side l looked at, but the great
thing 1t would be for baseball, and
the fact that | was one of those in
strumental in making it a possibility
was pay enough for me.
"Comiskey assured me that he held
no different views, but wanted to
make this statement so that he would
be certain that | understood it that
way before we got any deeper into
the scheme. Another object of the
trip is to show to the world how
American athletes can behave.
"What'n you do in countries where
they have no ball parks?" ! asked
McGraw. why, we carry the bases
and the home plate with US, also
tape measure. So you see it won't
take but few minutes to lay out
diamond wherever we may chance to
be-" replied the Giant leader. Many
of us here in the land of the Yankee
hadn't given this matter a thought
and now know how things will be
provided for the green swarth" of
the foreign lands that our American
players visit.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Charlie White Has
Four Bouts in Sight

CHICAGO, Nov. 15-Charlie White
has four matches in sight A short
whirl with Kid Kansas viii give him
a workout for the serious business OF
lighting Johnny Dundee a scheduled
ten rounds at New Orleans on Thanks
giving Day. After the Dundee muss,
which White is anxious to win, because
Dundee held Johnny Kilbane to a
draw, Charlie win come home to get
ready for that long postponed clash
with Ad Wolgast in Milwaukee. The
Cadillas Dutchman has sent word that
he surely will be ready by that time
After the Wolgast miX-up White will
box Christmas or New Years en-
gagement with Johnny Grifiths at AK
ron, Ohio. White will not be shy OF
Christmes money this wear
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
This New Giant Pitcher
Should Be Temperamental,
For He's a Cuban Lefty

Palmero. a Cuban left handler. is
the latest addition TO the Giants
pitching staff On the form the
youngster has shown in Havana he
stands a good chance of being a
Sensation next season.
Palmero has just pitched three
remarkable games Of ball against
the strong Birmingham Southern
League team. The first time he
faced them he let them down with
out hit. He was hit safely three
times in the second and four times
In the third, scoring three shut
outs.
Palmero is but 20 years old. and,
according to the Havana experts.
is by far the best pitcher Cuba has
turned out. This Is a strong state
ment, for 1t was conceded that
Mendez was as clever a performer
as baseball has ever produced
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
CLAbbY THINKS
TENNIS IS BEST
TRAINING WORK
MiddIeweight Says Net Game Has
Helped Him More Than Any
Other Exercise.

|HICAGO. Nov. 15.-Bat Nelson
I played roc, co. Stanley Ketchel
INDUCED in target shooting, KID
Mccoy rode horseback, jim Jeffries
growled, Luther McCarty threw the
lasso, Jack Johnson shot craps, "
Jake Kilrain felled trees, but it re-
manned for Jimmy Clabby to spring
the newest exercise for boxers. It's
tennis
The Hammond middleweight thinks
there's nothing better. 1t has the
old time gymnasium program beaten
half to death. Before he took up
the game Clabby asserts he was re-
garded as a light puncher. Now he
considers himself among the really
desperate wallpapers in the 1853 pound
division. Playing tennis, he says, de-
veloped his punch.
They give me the laugh" said
Clabby, believing It's too much of a
sissy form of exercise for a boxer
But believe me, If they think It's soft,
and sissifled, let EN- try It.
In playing tennis ! get the best
possible kind of exercise. 1t makes
the brain, hand and foot true, and
brings the heart and lungs to full
play Every muscle in the body Is
tAti Nlotuf VbA MI lHtS
become free and elastic with plenty
of driving power,
THE back and shoulder muscles
are given :, eater power, the eye Is
developed, timed far better than In
punching the bag. the legs are given
a spring and a strike that makes
shifty footwork.
Believe 1t or not. playing tennis is
what gave me punch. Going
through those long. driving strokes
has strengthened my forearm and
wrist wonderfully. It's only recently
that l took fancy to the game, and
I'm going to put In hours of hard
work at 1t in training for my match
with Frank Logan out on the coast"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
1892 N. c. Warriors Prosperous
They Were Regular Champions

House of Representatives Of the State
General Assembly.
W. p Wooten, Of Lenoir County,
was substitute center. From Caroli-
ma he went to West Point, played
center for the Army, graduated sec
ond in his class and is now a captain
in the service.
Louis Guion, of Charlotte, was sub
tackle. He is in the cotton mill bust
ness.
Pat Stanley, of Lenoir County. was
sub quarterback. His chief fame was
gained on the diamond. He died
about the year 1899.
George Stephens, of Charlotte, later
famous as a football and baseball
player, was sub halfback. He de-
clined an offer to join the Baltimore
team in the National League at that
time, and is now president of the
American Trust Company of Char
lotte
g ONE famous football players have
~ worn the IN. c." in their time,
and of these men Stephens and Guion
have been placed by DR. Whitaker on
the lineup of the all university
eleven.
The three games played by that
team during Thanksgiving week,
1892. are:
Defeated Auburn at Atlanta on
Wednesday, IS to o.
Defeated Vanderbilt at Nashville
on Thursday, "a to 0.
Defeated Virginia at Atlanta on
Saturday, &c to 0.
In addition to these teams, Caro-
lima that year beat Richmond Col
lege at Richmond 40 to 0, and de-
feated Trinity College at Durham.
"a to 0. From these scores it will be
tseen that Richmond College and Trim
ity in those days had strong teams,
Trinity having won the Southern
championship one fall
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16

Bob Nc
Whorter is
shown at the
left hurting a
long forward
pass to one of
his ends. The
photograph
in the center
shows Carey go
ing outside of
tackle for a
long run. He
is charging
low and has
tons of power
behind his
drive. Broyles,
the former At
lanta Boys High
star, is shown
at the right just
after he had
caught a punt
and is starting
back up the
gridiron.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Parents Object, and
Football Is Banned

PoUGHKEEPSIE. N. Y, Nov. Is
After six weeks of hard training and
with their schedule complete, the
Poughkeepsie High School football
team is no more.
The parents of five Of the players,
including Captain Newman, made them
withdraw from the team, and there
will be no more football here this sea-
son.
There were just twelve men in the
squad under A. E. Fitzelle, graduate
Of Columbia University, and the loss OF
the five at once effectually settled all
hopes of football.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Red SoX Send Walsh
To Syracuse Club

SYRACUSE, N. Y. Nov. 15.-Pres-
dent Charles F. Connors, of the SYRIA
cuse Baseball club of the New York
State League. announces that he has
closed a deal with James McAleer and
the Red Sox whereby George Walsh.
an outtielder owned by the Boston club,
will play with the Syracuse club next
year. McAleer has also agreed to farm
out two or three of his pitchers with.
Connors
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
By W. w. Naughton.

4.
@ AN FRANCISCO, Nov. 15.-If the
white hopes would only display
a little of the get Together spir-
it it would not take long to determine
the question of supremacy so far as
the paleface heavyweights are con-
cerned.
The family of big fellows has GER
tainly dwindled. Jim Flynn, who as
a trial horse was responsible for the
wreckage of many championship as
pirations, has slowed up and is no
longer a terror to rising young heav-
les.
AL Palzer, through i'll health main
ly, has been transformed from fire.
eater into a chopping block.
Jess Willard, who held out promise
in his early career has developed into
an uncertain quantity. He performs
spasmodically. He knows consider
able about the game, but his knowl
edge is not assembled and it looks as
il it never will be. The trouble Is that
his thinking apparatus does not work
smoothly and his fighting machinery
stops when least expected
THE men still floundering along to-
ward the goal are Gunboat Smith,
Frank Moran, Arthur Pelky and Carl
Morris On work actually done, Gun
boat Smith is the flower of the bunch.
He possesses an asset which counts
above all else in fighting--to wit, a
punch-and he has used 1t to advan
tage in many recent fights. He has
reached a stage where he can insist
on having a voice In the settlement Of
the worlds heavyweight champion
ship argument.
At this date a match between Gun
boat and Arth"'' Pelky seems immi-
nent. Jim roth, of San Fran
cisco, has thu arrangements for the
fight in hand and he is trying TO
figure out a date that will be suitable
to both men. At present it looks as
IL the bout will take place in San
Francisco on New Years day.
OF Pelky's fighting past extremely
little is known. He gained promt-
hence through one of the most unfor-
tunate incidents known 10 ring sport
and is one champion who can not poin,
with pride to the circumstances under
which he was crowned.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
ouIMEr TO COMPETE ABROAD.

BOSTON Nov 15.-Francis Ouimet.
the Brookline amateur, who recently
carried off the national open champion
ship in competition with the profess
sional golf stars Of the world. will com
pete next summer in the British anna
was announced recently at a dinner
given in honor Of the youthful cham
pion by the Woodland Golf Club. OF
which he IS a member, and which is to
send him abroad in quest of further
hOnors.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Oh, Yes, Flynn Wants
To Box Smith Again

NEW YORK. Nov. 15--Jim Flynn.
the Pueblo warrior. is around town
again trying to make a match with
Gunboat Smith, who on August s last
stopped him in five rounds. Flynn,
according to time honored custom.
declares that he was not exactly right
in that bout, and wants another
chance. Smith, 1t Is believed, will
grant his desire.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-11-16
Family Of Heavies Has Dwindled
Smith Looks Like Best Of Lot

THE coming bout will be his first
since the lamentable affair at CAL
gary. and to his credit be 1t said that
he is making no bones about tackling
the most dangerous man in sight. A
championship is a championship, no
matter under what conditions 1t is
acquired, andit was in Pelky's power
to select his own opponents for a
while, as champions of lighter weight
have been doing right along.
Instead he has elected to go against
Gunboat Smith, who would doubtless
have been the heavyweight chosen for
him If the matter had been left to
popular vote.
1t is well to remember this If Pei
ky will go on with the bout with
hard hitting Gunboat. There is so
much shilly- shallying with your
champions and near champions now
adays, that a man that does the
sportsman like thing Is worthy of a
kind thought.
Frank Moran. who is abroad at
present beguiling himself with the be-
lief that he is going to get a crack
at Jack Johnson, is a hard man to size
up. There was astonishment in san
Francisco when the news came over
the wires that he had knocked out Al
Palzer. The local ngnt followers nave
seen Moran in action on many occa-
sions and had about concluded that
they knew everything he was capa-
BILE Of
II p must have improved" was
L common remark when the result
Of the go with Palzer was made
known Now that 1t has been made
to appear that Palzer has become a
mark for every new heavyweight re-
Cruit. doubt Is expressed as to wheth-
er Moran has made any gain as a
boxer He will be watched from this
end. and If he gives evidence Of the
possession Of class, he viii be looked
upon as fellow who was finally
licked into shape rather than one who
performed brilliantly from the begin
ming.
Carl Morris name at present Is on
the lips Of thousands of sportsmen
who have never seen him in action,
They have taken their cue from the
New York critics and they have ar
rived at the conclusion that the big
Oklahoman is deserving OF another
bout with Gunboat Smith.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-02-24
BLUME LEAVES FOR
MINNEAPOLIS AGAIN

Duluth, Mimi, Feb. 24.-President
Blume has left for Minneapolis, where
he will take an active part in the
meeting of the magnatcs of the See.
Eye league, set for tomorrow. The
schedule is n Of the important mat
tiers to come up. The committee an.
pointed to draft the. first outline Of
the playing dates. is expected to make
Its first report at this meeting. when
some action is expected from the club
representatives.
1T is expected also that some infor-
nation may be given out concerning
the managers Of the various teams.
Minneapolis. Duluth and Superior are
the only teams Of the new league that
nave definitely decided upon the pilots.
Virginia, st. Paul. Winnipeg and Fort
William have not as Yet given out any
Information to the leaders of their
teams.
There is "a that Spike Shan
non is to have charge of the st. Paul
club. and this may receive con-
at tOmorrow's gathering.
Newt Randall is carrying on some
negotiations with the men behind the
virginia team. but before any definite.
arrangements can be made with the
star it will be necessary for
the Virginia people to secure his re.
lease from the Milwaukee team.