The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-09-28
Moore himself chad he seen her) would
have indorsed the photography.

Moore himself chad he seen her) would
have indorsed the photography,
neen was the daughter of the house,
and the first Lady Cashier to invade
the territory south of an east-ard-west
line drawn through Galveston and Del
| Rio. She sat on high stool in rough
pine grand dstand-or was it a temple9
under the shelter at the door Of the
kitchen. There was a barbed-wire pro
lection in front of her, with little
arch under which you passed your
money. Heaven knows why the barbed
wire; for every man who dined
Parisianly there would have died in
her service. Her duties were light;
each meal was a dollar: you put it I'M
der the arch, and she took it.
set out with the intent to describe
Ileen Hinkle to you. Instead, I must
refer you to the volume by Edmund
Burke entitled: "a Philosophical In
quiry Into the Origin Of Our Ideas of
the Sublime and Beautiful" 1t is an
exhaustive treatise, dealing first with
the primitive conceptions Of beauty
roundness and smoothness, I think they
are, according to Burke It is well
said Rotundlty is a patent charm;
as for smoothness-the more now wrin-
kles woman acquires, the smoother
she becomes.
Ileen was a strictly vegetable COM
pound, guaranteed under the Pure AM
Do .c ~
year of the fall of Adam She
was a fruit-stand blonde-strawberrie
peaches. cherries, etc. Her eyes were
wide apart, and she possessed the calm
that precedes g storm that never comes.
But it seems to me that words Cat any
rate per} are wasted in an effort to de-
scribe the beautiful. Like fancy, cit is
engendered in the eyes, There are
three kinds of beauties-L was foreor-
dained to be homiletic; L can never
stick to story.
The first is the freckle-faced, snub-
nosed girl whom you like. The second
is Maude Adams. The third is, or are,
the ladies in Bouguereau paintings.
lleen Hinkle was the fourth. She WAS
the mayoress of Spotless Town. There
were a thousand golden apples coming
to her as Helen of the Troy laundrjes.
The Partisan restaurant was within
q radius. Even from beyond its cir
cumference men rode in to Paloma to
win her smiles. They got them. One
meal-one sn2ile-one dollar. But with
all her impartiality, Ileep seemed to
favor three of her admirers above the
rest. According TO the rules of polite
ness, | will mention myself last.
The first was an artificial product
known as Bryan Jacks-a name that
had obviously met with reverses. Jacks
was the outcome of paved cities He
was small man made of some mate
rial resembling Flexible sandstone. His
hair was the color OF 8 brick Quaker
meeting house; his eyes were twin
crauberries, his mouth was like the
aperture under a drop-letters-here sign.
lie knew every city from Bangor to
san Francisco, thence north to Port
land, thence S. 45 E. to given point
IL lux iud- 1iS iiob OIL SFSiJ olI,
trade. game, business, profession and
sport III the world, had been present
at, or hursying on his way to, every
headline event that had occurred be-
tween oceans since he was 5 years
old, You might open the atlas, place
your finger at random upon the name
Of town, and Jacks would tell you
the front names of three prominent cit
izens before you could close it again.
lie spoke patronizingIy and even disre-
spcctfully Of Broadway, Beacon Hill,
Michigan, Euclid and Fifth avenues,
and the ST, Louis -Four Courts Com
pared with him as cosmopolite, the