La Junta tribune., 1913-01-25

OF this paper and he weighs 200
pounds. and last week he landed on
fresh $50 month paper man who
tried to make date with me. Now
what can do for you'"
Guess IN have To hurry to catch
this train. Jus, tell your husband
IN see him next trip" replied the
dapp.r little typ. salesman. Good
night"
Some folks have tn. ~orry habit
so bad that IL they went To sea
they'd be- afraid the ocean would
run dry and leave them stuck In
the mud-so says the Jewell R.publi'
can.
Colorado now has two United
States senators on duty at Washing
ton. Wonder II the people OF this
stat. will notice any difference now
that We have all that Ne are entitled
to- The republican party Of Col
orado would have been better OFF
We had only had one senator during
the last six years.
When La Junta has municipal
electric light plant. which 1t VIII
have before many years. the town
sill be In position to offer free
power. Hight and heat for a period
OF years to all industries that will
locate here This plan accomplisher
wonders In other communities. and
there is no r-ason why It should
not work herr. Think 1t over
fiiye out Of the thirty-two mem
beers OF the Colorado Springs Iolic.
force haV. been found guilty OF con
duet 80 disgrac.ful that II could not
b. given to the public In print. Two
were permitted TO resign and three
others were indefinitely suspended.
Among the latter pas George Gross.
former well known negro resident
Of IN. metropolis OF S~ink Tn.
police prob. Vas the outcome Of an
Investigation Of the dane. halls Of
Colorado Springs. which revealed
conditions that ~er- simply imprint
able.
Over at Rifle the merchants have
been spending bc'xeen ~ 200 and
81 800 every year for pretty cal.n.
dars This year they pooled their
calendar money aud decided to spend
It making the roads around Rifle
better. No real good results from
calendar advertising but the m.r'
chants around Rifle ar. firmly con
WINGED that IN. money expended on
IN. roads over which tn. farmers
were forced to travel to get 10
that town Is the best Investment they
ever made. This : just a hunch
To the merchants OF Ia Junta
MS not such an easy matter
after all ,o write for newspaper.
said an Atchison man 10 a report.
"r recently Il had funny thing
happen To me tn. other night when
my VII. and baby Wer. watching IN.
attempt Ia milk our n.v COW.
thought instead Of telling the sior,
10 You ! would writ. It up ready for
the paper and save you the trouble
Before had written six lines.
continued the man. Il had my pro.
nouns ~ badly mixed that the item
stated tina, I kicked my wife. instead
~ that m. cow kicked me. and the
COW. not my wife. nan into tn. house
with the baby"
Alma Where DO You Live" will
b" the attraction at the Grand Opera
House tn Rocky Ford tonight. and a
~ t'f H'f'ssiipi W hH'rf NH'
hunger and thirst after theatrical
attractions will attend from La Jun
Ia TIL" editor Of IN. great family
Journal had the pleasure of hearing
this musical comedy at the broadway
Theater In Denver about year
ago and viii s,ak. his reputation
AS n musical critic on III. statement
that II ts a wonderfully tunefui and
refined musical skit-wiih no abbr~
Waited skirts To distract the att.p
iion OF tn" really and truly artistic
ally Inclined.
Somebody has ssh that "a dol
lar down and = dollar = week" II
An American institution. but n las,
Il has been adopted by Europe. and