Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-05
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AND SPEAKING o. nsmes--
Ochone ana Achushlai
How'd you Ike Mahmud
Tnehurukuela
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(ACCENT % the Tsch.l
HE rs TnE Turkish minister 81
me rine-hut thcp mon wish nam3
lte THAT might be expected % tell "a
tu lbe marines
ClATEFf'L f.caVenworth mother
eailed her child pnlmotcr nradshae
hccauae that ran what sntcd It's life.
Ntxt we anlicinase pnrcgoric Potts.
Casiofia Smith. NssNinslue soothing.
sffap Jones anu dear little fperac
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WHO WOULDN'T work on
Roads and bitches
10 set see
sand hamWiehesg
D.
ALSO. for Coed Roads day We sus-
scrt r.nk icmo4atc.
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THOMAS A EDISON Is now sees-
ing % rccoycr from his FIRST vaca on
IN Two scers u hes the same erect
On ~ 81 ua. great and small.
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a LONDON physician says n .ouent
rafting ~ 'ircs rfidness ne is rafer-
rirF g hair eptsins, ~ lou o.. bat
what most people watt 70 know Il
what win increase the crop.
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welcome
Mrs. Emmcline pankhurwt who
needs % be spanked worst. viii cross
the old ocean to tesl Us her woes; She
suffered from rank thirst. reltssr
took food nor drank, cursed. M. bit
and struggled Ia hunger strike throes
in cell dank. ffst. they threw Mrs.
Pankhurst. and treated her rank .
worst Of an us she tottered theH
caught hey and eot her and fed her
nutrition by meaug Of a tube: almost
her thlnktank burst. then they carr
RED her ahank-Erst and like an old
crank nursed her until released; let
~ welcome her gladly and NOT treat
her badly for she's suffered sadly has
poor Emmeline. do not ask her 90
eat nor sandwiches nor meat, for shd
cares not for food nv for drink nor
collation.; let her fast, most politely,
for shat's her delisht--she u appres
ciate NEST pur chlvalrous starvation!
g.
DIR UNIVERSAL yearninr for the
rood old fashioned girl Il thus elo-
ducntly voiced By an exchange:
Givs Wanted.
Backward. turn backward on time
In your hiRht: give us eiri whose
sklfts are not tight: give us girl
whose charms. many or few. are not
exposed % too much peek-n-boo; give
us q girl no matter what age. WIN
Won't vse tbs street as d vaudeville
stage give us girl not 70 shapely IN
view; dress her IN skirts that the sun
cane shine through
D.
NO MATTER what the outcome IN
Mexico Ella Paloma" we have al
ways with ~.
SOME MEN VIII make thoushtless
remarks. As Minneapolis minister
says "tho slit skirt shows a cracked
brain" What?
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IN THE SAFETY Of the sanctum
we might resurrect an ancient wheeze
and state that no one win ga hungry
on September II on the road To lsleta
because Of the sand which il there.
o.
FRITZ SCHEFF may be bank
rupt really aid uuly, but IL sounds
like another piece OF press agentry
d
MIR. BRYAN. az long as he per-
sists in Standing on the chautauqun
PLATFORM might deliver Us "a few
BRIEF and snappy lectures on the High
Cost OF Living.
o.
MRS. HETTY Green is said To be
spending "a brief vacation al Bellows
Falls, VI. We hazard that she isn't
spending anything else.
o
THE fMPERATOR nearly burned
zap, without any special excuse. The
more indestructinic we make our le-
viathans the more dangerous they
become
O.
MIR WILLIAM POKER Jerome
has our enthusiHsrcaily grateful
thanks gor Swing us real story IN
the Thnw case.
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AND HE is probably looking FOR
the man vino put tho rome IN Jc-
rome.
IL u. j.
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