New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-05
AS | WAS SAYING

There is Wild activity among the JoNe -,ah,o
man military genius has come out i0' ho-
"...,o,or,e. which will rumble merHy aIons Ue
Mind an army and keep its spirits up Inv ,.s
~ pro,ectIve Association. Just orsahi%eu'
l., ,.tr,bf,ll,, elected an armless man secretary '
" ,,oso man treasurer. And as II the ar "''e NO.
.o,roody overIadcn with jubiant horrors the he"
worlds Work" contains portrait OF MI
With uhlskers oh, brethren, brethren ""e''
we at? , - ,bsra
In the heart OF the Rockies, maybe. II WIS Wv
that a light hearted editor wrote Inc p'"
It, Indians and Cinnamon down the smart OIL
Bill Bovmans mine will have TO De s.oPp'u' rrh
human 70 about to resume work on the mine me
well back Of Bits mouse II J"'' % 49,
more centrally located
tpt E, appears that We are also in Paris. You re-
men,ber OF course, those accounts OF minor P'C''
shows in lie Temps under the uniform heau'"e'
"res Petites Expeditions" happy inspiration
,,ae II not?-when the cheerful wag Abel faiVre
stole that headline and wrote beneath IL MsuA'ne'
! have Just seen Monsieur your husband at ue
Morgue ! predict he will be a great SUCCESS
WIN do authors retreat to Sctuate. Mass!
Patton, Mrs Ines Haynes Gilmore has been compii-
ING the reasons but unfortunately leaves out the fol-
louirp nleasant remarks which they sure to
hear there:
-. too. would write II could only get time"
"Ob, do let me find Mr.. jerks and introduce him!
you and ne will have so much in common! He
writes all the advertisements FOR the Neverwesr
socks"
Il hope YOU will take an interest in Dorothy ana
soc that she gets We feel that she has genius.
Just let me run upstairs and get those wonderful
letters she wrote home from Atlantic CITY"
II is now some days since a small boy arrived in
this city and mistook it for Boston. but nothing has
been done Though his youth IS some excuse. We
must avoid maudn sentimentality. This is action
able.
1t says in sporty paper: IF you are looking for
the last word In banal highbrow pretence, We com
mend you TO the phrase, science Of motherhood
This has undermined our faith IN the sporty paper
and henceforth it and We shall be strangers. For,
with hand on our heart, we declare motherhood.
as now practsed, be a singularly exact science.
See the milk go in. see the CYCLES out Beau
tful, Or observe how an infant replaces that mar
vel Of applied science, the infalble alarm clock.
Merely by careful attention TO time and quantity
when serving his last meal night the mother sets
her infant for o'clock. ., D. according TO taste.
Nothing reliable! Precisely the dot comes the
wild, matutinal squall
Hurrah for u.s. BY miracle Of sef-restrant we
have pulled through without mentioning the German
professor and his we'll known test for the baby's
bath: Put the baby In the water: II he turns red
its too hot; II he turns blue it's too cold
Another hasty young gentleman has been running
the mile this time at unheard Of clip. yet tudg-
Ing by the snapshots ii was a bitter experience and
bad for the face. SO do not run the mile Run
anything by Preference farm. motor grocery
amuck' or (Which is as gratifying column.
long acquaintance with Art has taught us that
the dear angel has spunk and swings a bad left
which Is why we deny ourself the luxury of naming
the famous American art gallery that has been well
coming the little ones. Far be il from us TO teer
this noble practice; we believe that II caught young
enough the little ones can be educated down TO Art
and meanwhile their simplicity OF mind suggests new
ana valuable ideas to the instructors who tug them
about This the instructors appreciate and are all
ears. even pumping the little ones not without profit
Now in the above mentioned gallery there exists a
bust or Aphrodite, remarkable for its strange and
very beautiful expression. Leading the little ones
round ana round the bust. their instructor said tn
them; Now, children, tell me. What does this ok
press to you? I'm not trying to ask hard question.
on no. no, no simply want you to tell frankly
what idea this brings to you"
There was moment Of silence Then from a tnv
critic the significant but rather unexpected answer.