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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
Affnities
The Daily novelette,.

Birds of feather
Flock together
Thieves large and small,
Thieves are they all
Who's there2"
This short exclamation. thrown in
purpOsely to catch the readers atten-
ton from the start. was uttered by
PierpOnt FlapdOOdle. owner OF $1,000.
600 and one of the finest bay windows
on Rocks avenue.
Me" came the reply. Turning his
bulls eye lantern on himself. burglar
Bill Swipes showed that he spoke the
truth
Your exclaimed the millionaire.
You, The frien1 Of my youth and
fallen to such depths"
BLOW me eyes" cried BURGLAR Bill
IF it ain't Pierpy FlapdoOdle. I've
heard of YOU You're Il trust mascot
and / amt nuthin but ordinary
common burglar. Boo hCOi lemme so
this wunst WOnchere I promise never
30 let YOU catch me aECin"
Let YOU go. laughed pierpont Fl90-
doodle why 7 sko.rld sSy not. Not.
there I've said it. I'm Going to maze
'-7-l % partner in the As1o~iGted Fl~1-
Fo0tie trusts Lon have 7 been lC0l--
Ing for q man With the proper train
ms"
And the two thieves fen .nso each
c-h 7r'7 ems
CHS : ono = ~ rc-vsar features
e tkc II Paso --crSsd.N
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
100 Years Ago Today

n NE HUNDRED years ago today
the Americans again invaded
- Canada. Seven thousand
troops under Gen. Wilkinson en-
barked on a flotilla f transports at
French Creek and began a descent of
the St. Lawrence river. The inten-
ton was to cooperate with about
4oOo troops under Gen. Wade Hamp-
ton, in an attack on Montreal For
some days Gen. Wilkinson'S army
made steady progress towards the
desired goal. But on November II
the battle of Chrysler's field proved
a serious setback. Gen. Hampton de-
cided that it would be inexpedient
for him to join forces with Gen. Will
kinson. In consequence the expecl-
ton against Montreal ended in COM
plete failure.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
One-Sentence Philosophy
QUAKER MEDTTATIONs.

d
If opportunity doesn't knock, our
friends will.
The fellow who sings his own
praises generally sings falsetto
1t is almost as hard TO teach an old
dog new tricks as it is to find the
new tricks.
You can always tell a good friend
from the fact that he generally keeps
his opinions to himself.
Nell-'I wouldn't care to marry a
widOWer." Belle-''No, you would lose
all the fun of tanning him"
Wigg-'T suppose Mrs. Pneurich has
the best of everything" Wagg="Well
perhaps the best of everything except
manners
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
NO Bail GA,rE-No null EIGHT.

From San Antonio Light.
There can no longer be the slightest
doubt that the relations between the
United states and Mexico have been
stretched to the breaking point A
Huertista general at Veracruz has re-
fused to allow the sailors from the bat
tleship Louisiana to land on Mexican
soil and have game of baseball. He
says that in the strained relations exist
ing between the two countries, the
thing is not to be thought Of
There is only one thing the United
States can do in the way of reprisal
and that IS to inform the Mexican gov
eminent that it will not allow aDv cit
izen of Mexico, or any number of citi-
zens of Mexico. to hold a bull fight on
board a battleship.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

fChicagO NeWs-)
After a girl grows up she begins to
wake I'D.
As the mind is bent so is the gos-
sips tongue inclined.
The poor man who raffles for a tur-
key is apt to go hungry
Few men can keep their good resO-
lutions and a dairy at the same time.
Friendship doesn't generate love
nearly so often as love generates
friendship
Some women make an effort to as
sert their independence by abusing
their husbands.
The Lord doesn't help those who
help themselves to the things that be-
long to other people.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
GLOBE SIGHTS.
lAtchison Globe.)

NAlCulSOQ GlODe-J
Very little of the opposition to foot
ball comes from the college men who
are the ones who have to play it.
II you had as many critics as a
preacher, do you suppose you could give
as good general satisfaction
When a man has a quick temper.
working with a bigger man will some
times be a great help in teaching him
to control it.
Inere IS Somuch misplaced sympathy
IN TINS well known world that verdicts
OF not guilty are more popular than the
other kind.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
After the Season

He baseball seasons ended the Pnant has been the work Of pitchers
crowds are fled the umpire sOTey qT has to boil his head And
don't
emit"
diamond
Greek" CCopyrig by GeorgeA Adaus) WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
BRINGS NEW MEXICO
MAN BACK TO PRISON

Portsmouth, n H. Nov. 5.-John
Wilson, of New Mexico. who just COM
pleted a four years sentence in the
New Hampshire state prison for cOun-
terfeiting, was taken into custody on
his release by Superintendent John 3.
McManus of the New Mexico prison.
Wilson is wanted in New Mexico
to serve out a term which had been
interrupted by his escape Authority
for the transfer was granted by judge
Aldrlch in the federal court
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
LOCK PRESIDENT IN
VAULT AND ROB BANK
Ye=gmen Hold Cashier and Assistant
at bay; Are Pursued by Posse and
Money Stolen Is Recovered.

Mount Vernon, H., Nov. 5.-Two IN
known men entered the jefferson State
bank here, forced DR.. l. r. Morgan,
president of the bank. into the vault,
and turned the combination on him,
held the cashier and his assistant at
bav with revOlvers and dashed out with
S140O.
The cashier liberated the president
and a crowd of citizens pursued the
robbers. One of the men vac captured
and the money was recovered.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
JOURNAL ENTRIEs.

ILOpeHa JOuIuaI.J
Neither do so many people follow
the advice they give to others.
A husband usually pays his wife as
much attention as she encoura ges-
And the man who gets a reputation
FOR being a humOrist has a hard time
sustaining il.
If woman, lovely woman, votes as
she talks it win take her a long time
to mark her ballot.
1t is mighty difficult for a healthy
boy To refuse a second piece of cake
out Of pOliteness
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
Charlie Gates S WAY


Gates the millionaire who died the other
published
mother!
surprising
where he probably viii
all
undoubtedly Atlantic
today, makes matter many
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05
SAN ANTONIO PASTOR AT
FIRST, CHRTSTTAN II

r AELsA N1HAloIAAN NhO NJ II
Rev. Hugh Mcclellan, pastor of the
First Christian church in San Antonio,
Tex, will preach tonight and every
night this week at the First Christian
church here. He will begin his SER
mons at 7:45 o'clock
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-05

Birds of a feather
Flock together.
Thieves large and small,
Thieves are they all.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
WOULD REQUIRE
IMMENSE GARAGE

Were the Ford Motor Co. TO
build a single garage 20 house It's
output OF zoe, 900 cars this year the
building would be something like
2.40O. 900 feet long and 1000. 900 feet
wide.
Tho Ford figure fiend has been
Al bat again. and he comes across
with this wallop. basing II upon the
estimate that fair size for n Ford
garage 20 house one car IL feet
wide and IL feet long. Then he
goes through tho very simple oper-
alton OF multiplying both dimcn-
sions by 200. 00O-the size OF the
company's output
or course. the garage wouldn't
have 10 be any higher for 200 900
cars than Il would for one car. 30
the average height OF this mon.
ntrous building would be but feet
Reducing its dimensions 20 miles.
the building would be approx.
mately sbtis miles long. and
slightly more than 300 miles wide
Providing the supports OF the
building were strong enough TO
hold tho weight. It's top would
make an ideal roof garden. where
might conErcgnte Go sip cool
drinks on hot evenings tho entire
population OF the city Of New York.
or used for n Htcrncr purpose. n
large army would find ample room
for maneuyering.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
new NATIONALS
HAVE ARRIVED

The Buick Automobile Co. un.
loaded Thursday last "A shipment OF
National and Buick cars. The Ma
tlonal roadster IN one OF the new
series V type. with Gray d Davis
electric starting and lighting outfit.
II is probably one OF the most com.
plete. up-to-date. high-power road.
sters seen In Seattle One OF the
novel features is the large con-
cealed tool box. which will readily
accommodate all the tools. includ-
ing the jack. This appeals TO mo-
florists, as II avoids the necessity
OF jumping up 10 get tools from
under tho seat. The car II equip
ped with demountable rims and
carries one or two extra tires In
the rear. An additional feature In
the air pump. which Is made inte-
gral with the motor. and In case II
is necessary 10 pump tires in the
road this IL easily accomplished by
attaching n hose that will reach any
OF the tires and initiate them In
three minutes. The motor Is n long
stroke type. iAx6. While II IN
rated as a 40. the National motors
have often developed 100 b. p. In
hin climbing contests. which is
probably one OF the most severe
tests OF any car. the Nationals have
shown indisputable leadership.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
METZ TWINS TO
ENTER TOUR

The Metz twins. Irene and Lillian.
who are probably the best known
girl autoists in the East. are going
on the Glidden tour. This will be
good news TO their fellow employees
at the Metz factory at Waltham,
Mass. who, even though they envy
the girls long and delightful trip
from Minneapolis 10 the Glacier Ma
tional park, are nevertheless happy
In the thought that the twins have
at last secured the permission OF
Mr.. Charles Metz. the manufacturer
OF the famous little Metz car. to
accompany the team OF three Metz
cars on the Twin City contest for
the Glidden and Anderson trophies.
The girls had expected TO go on
the trip. but a series OF circum-
stances interfered up to the last
moment. and there was, as nat.
ural consequence. much disappoint-
ment at the factory
The girls we're so determined to
make the trip that even after their
pleadings with Mr.. Metz were ap-
parently In vain, they attempt.
ed TO smuggle their own car
aboard freight train instead OF
one OF the cars entered in the team.
II was discovered at the last mo-
ment and the girls little ruse did
not work. Both girls had selected
their vacation time so that they
could make the trip. and they
thought that II they succeeded in
getting their car shipped 10 Mime
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
INTEREST IN
INDIANA AUTO
MAKERS TOUR

More interest is being aroused
throughout the West ia the Indiana
Pacific tour OF the Indiana Automo-
mile Manufacturers Association
than In any touring event OF recent
years. The governors OF the states
through which the tour has passed
have met II and taken interest In
the work that that the Indiana
makers are doing. However. Gov.
Hodges. OF Kansas. is the first chief
executive OF any state to ride from
state line TO state line.
The trip across Kansas has not
been az strenuous AS was expected.
M the roads had all been put In
excellent shape by dragging The
only bad going since the start was
the first day out OF St Louis. when
the tour ran through three cloud.
bursts. The roads. In the main,
through Missouri. had been we'll
dragged and new culverts put in.
Every hamlet In intensely inter
ested in the proposed rock highway
from coast 10 coast
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
AMERICAN CAR
MAKES GOOD
SHOWING

The American undertaking Skies
came into Ellis without n splutter.
though the days run was over $50
miles OF typical Kansas gumbo
The thermometer showed i12 de.
grees In the shade. and nearly 1875
In the sun. all day. and at times the
pace hit was 80 miles an hour. Hot
winds added 10 the discomfort and
hardship OF the ride. but we came
through with flying eolors"
Tho above telegram was re-
ceiyed by the American Motors Co.
OF Indianapolis. from r. I. Lewis.
newspaper man. and its special
representative IN the Indiana
Pacific coast tour. when the Hoosicr
cavalende reached Ellis. Kan. The
American Underslungs have been
acting nobly thus far on the tour.
though the trip is said TO be prov.
Ing an extremely trying one for
the cars. The tourists INDUCED In
considerable worry, before the
start. because OF the highways OF
Kansas The soil In many sections
OF that state IN particularly aim
cult of navigation I'm wet weather.
and there were some doubts CT
pressed ms TO the ability OF all the
cars to negotiate the famous gumbo.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
OLD CAR HELPS
make SALES

The builders OF the Pathfinder
40 In the indiana-Pacific tour To
the coast. arc thorough believers In
touring ms n generator OF interest
In sales. They cite the following
example Of how "oid Daniel Boone"
virtually sold" himself to an ar
dent motor fan. r. A. smathers. OF
Ashcville. N c.
Bob Spicgie. driver Of the veteran
A. A. A. Pathfinder. drove tho car
mp to tho entrance OF tho Hotel
English at Indianapolis two days
before III. westward start Of the
Hoosi~r caravan. He left Il stand.
Ing there and crowd soon col.
lected because OF tho interest at.
tached 20 the paraphernalia carried
by the machine.
Mr. Smathers expressed more than
ordinary interest In tho car and it's
record. learning from Spiegle that
In 1919 II had been three times
across the continent In it7 days.
and wan about TO start out on an
even more strenuous trip this sum.
mer.
After riding in the car. he was
taken to tho Pathfinder factory. and
soon placed in the hands OF Spiegle
his order for 1914 model.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
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TO TRY HIM AGAIN

PORTLAND, July 19.-Judge
Morrow has selected September 2
as the date for the retrial OF Il. E.
G. Won Klein on charge OF steal
Ing diamonds valued at $4,000 from
Miss Ethel Newomb. The Jury In
the first trial disagreed The
Jurors stood 7 to s. but II was not
learned whether the majority was
for acquittal or conviction. Bail
for Won Klein's release was fixed
at $4,000 cash or $4,000 surety
hop1
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
TWO KELLYS
MAKE RECORD

Two one-ton Kelly trucks belong
Ing 10 llersum n Co. OF Boston, re-
Gently made n record breaking run
from Boston 10 New York and re-
turn. They carried two capacity
loads OF high class furniture on the
first half OF the long run. and de.
livered II In New York in perfect
condition.
The distance from Boston 10 New
York In 2i2 miles. and the loaded
Kellya covered II in 20 hours and 30
minutes. Tho return trip was made
without n load. and took Just 10
hours. Tho average speed loaded
was 1915 miles per hour. and re-
turning 1877 miles per hour.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
AUTO PARADE GETS
CROWDS APPLAUSE

abouts-Van Brunt Motor Car Com
pany. first prize; n. l. Tobias. sec
ond nriEe, r. c. Ross. third prize
Class u. electric carr-Mrs l.. c.
Henry, first prize. tonly entry In
this clRar1
Glass v. cars representing a club
Arctic club. first prize
Glass q. cars representing n motor
car firm-Buick Auto Company. first
prize. J. W. Lcavitt Co. second prize
Ford Auto Company. third prize.
Class n. cars representing ma
tionality-Imperial Auto Agency.
first prize. oliver G. Mc0ilvra. sec
oud prize.
Glass /. auto flont-Sesttie Auto
club, first prize. II. c. Beck. second
prize
Glass J. professional decorators
and florists-The RoHery Flower
ghop first prize
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
DIES TO AVOID PAIN

DECATUR, Alabama. July 10
Engineer Huston Fleming is n sui
eide today, having cut his throat
with n knife when spectators re-
fused to kill him to end his torture.
With Floyd Hamlin. Fleming was
testing new engine in the l.. & N.
yards here when 1t was run into
switch engine and overturned, pin
ming both men under the wreckage.
Hamlln died few hours later.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19

Dad" holds the soepter today. and
he even got In on this Worry"
business.
Layton A. Wolfe. 1906 North 5oth
TILTKUM.
I should worry about poor pad"
Who stays out late and gets In bad.
Fine. Come In and get the
dollar
A few others in his honor:
I should worry about our Dad;
Today 10 his day, and beer his fad.
TILLICUM,
I should worry. I should fret.
II Dad orders flowers for a
"stenographette."
A DADETTE.
I should worry, housewort makes
me sad.
But I've day of because ! am a
J. q. MENDY.
I should worry To admit II, 10 sad.
But what else can ! dot am not
yet dad. O.
I should worry about wife and kids,
I'm of today TO M a few lds.
DADDY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19

apolis no further objections would
be made to their driving II on the
tour.
However. Mr.. Metz. after consid.
ering their case. decided that he
would allow the girls to go by train
to Minneapolis. and there take
charge OF the car driven over the
road by his son. Walter Metz. from
Boston TO Minneapolis. and gave his
permission for them to accompany
the Metz team on the tour.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19

The automobile parade Friday
afternoon was beauty.
That can't be said OF tho night
parade. which started inexcusably
way behind the secluded time. and
failed TO come up to expectations
generally.
But the afternoon motor pageant
was certainly humdinger. II wns
resplendent. artistic. gorgeous. es.
thetic and several other nice things
The Arctic club had the most cars
in line Many novel designs were
worked out in flowers. Other won
derful creations were made TO rep
resent the various industries adver-
tised.
y. C. Beck drove the Seattle In
jun" representing a locomotive en-
CINE. with the bell changing urin-
terruptedly IL was one OF the most
original designs in the Onrade.
The night parade was headed by
the Military Order OF the Serpen'
Spanish-American War Veterans
who dressed as Igorrotes and Fiji
pinos. and cut up crazy antics on
the street.
They were followed by tho Till
kums. the Portland Rosarians. the
North Yakima Pom.Poms, the Red
men. the Modern Woodmen, Forest
ers OF America and tho Fraternal
Aid Society.
The following won prizes in the
auto pageant:
Class A. closed cars with floral
decorations - Thomas Boyd, first
prize. tho Helen IRoe Shop. second
prize.
Class n. open touring cars with
natural flowers-M Gutmnnn. first
prize. O. NJ Butterworth. second
prize. Leo Baker. third prize.
Class c. open touring cars with
artificial fiowers-Sun Publishing
Company. first prize Thomas 9 Gar
rett. second prize; Mrs Theodore A.
Johnson. third prize.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
ARE
THICK HERE

One white person in every 30. In.
GLIDING men. women and children
old enough 10 be enumerated In the
government census in the town OF
Orlando. Fla. with population OF
$500. owns n Ford car
This IN the information on file
Mt the Ford factory. OF the $500
persons enumerated In the last cen
aus. go per cent are white. This
makes tho white population about
2.io0 persons. Records at the Ford
factory show that there are some
90 Model rs owned In Orlando
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
BILL is SCORNFUL

WASHINGTON. July 1e.-Secre-
tary w. J Bryan will leave Wash
ington tonight for Winona. Ind,
where he IL to deliver lecture to-
morrow. In an interview with the
newspaper correspondents today.
Bryan protested against being
placed In false light concerning
his lecture program. which was Sc
verely criticised in the senate yes
terday. He sarcastlcally promised
to account to the newspapers for
every cent he made: Then you
can have a fine story" Bryan said,
acornfuIiy
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19

Mr.. Geo. Harris. n prominent real
estate dealer OF Portland. Ore.
dropped In at the Buick and Ma.
tional company en- route TO Victoria
and Vancouver. having stopped
over ut Tacoma for the races. Mr.
Harris covered the distance from
Vancouver TO Seattle in about eight
hours and left Seattle last evening
for Mt Rainier. He stated that the
roads are in very good condition
for touring at this time.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
BREAKS RECORDS

Twenty-Five thousand forty-nine
Model rs were built and sold dur
ing June by the Ford Motor Co.
SCATTERING all records for the num-
Der of cars built and sold by any
one company for any one month.
The previous record was estab-
lished in April by the same COM
pany. when 22.040 were built and
passed on to new owners.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19
CITY NEWS

Judge Humphrles has ordered
the city OF Seattle and John Win
ship. market inspector. TO assign a
stall at the Pike ST. market 10 Geo.
and Blanche Drolette, ranchers. or
10 show cause for refusal In his
court Wednesday. II is alleged
that Winship has failed TO assign
the compliments to stall since
July l6.
Following an .lnvestIg CATION OF
charges that lie Beaux paid his en-
ployes less than the minimum
wage OF S2.75. the board OF public
works has revoked the city's con-
tract with l.. T.. lie Beaux for the
collection OF garbage In the north
part OF the city.
=. w. Parker. general agent OF
the Northwestern railroad In this
this city. has been appointed dele.
gate from the American Association
of Passenger Agents TO the conven.
ton of the American Association
OF General Passenger and Ticket
Agents. at Philadelphia, In October.
Rev. e. q. Sutton, chaplain Of the
First evangelistic regiment of
Washington, whose birthday falls
on July 80. is asking $4,000 OF st.
Johns gospel as a gift on that date.
Rev. Sutton will distribute the
books at street meetings held at
Washington st. and Occidental av.
Steamship Melville Dollar, under
charter to the Northern CONNER.
cial Co. reached this port Friday
night from the North, after 81
day visit.
The powerful tug Milwaukee, a
boat costing approximately $780,.
600, building for the Bellingham
Bay & British Columbia Railroad
Co, will be launched Tuesday at
the plant of the Seattle Construc-
ton and Drydock Co.
A lawn festival Is to be held by
the Sunday school of the Woodland
Park Presbyterian church, at n.
63rd and Phinney av., Thursday
night. A candy sale Will be one of
the features OF the festival.
All persons Interested In the
work of the Y. w. G. A. have been
invited to spend the day at Yeo-
malt. the summer camp of the Y,
w. c. A., Monday. Boats leave the
foot of Madison st. at $50 and
1:15.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-07-19

The Rosery Flower Shop won four
prizes In yesterdays parade for the
best decorated car. winning two
firsts and two seconds.