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The Family Cough Medicine.

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bottle of DR. Kings New Discovery
ready lor Immediate use when any
member of the family contracts a cold
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cry as the best cough and cold medi-
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DR. Kings New Discovery 20 cure
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soc and 81 at A G. Luken & Co.
advertisement
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understand exactly what they are re-
CURED to do under the circumstan-
ces"
"Fiddlesticks," replied Colonel Os-
born.
Even if lawyers and bank presi-
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At Prices you can get suttercups,
Prize Mixture Candies. fine Choco-
Iates in neat packages and over two
hundred varieties of chocolates.
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ought to understand them. and If that
individual cannot. it is up 10 him TO
find some one who does
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-15c Fine Emb'd Handker-
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-25c Fine Embroidered Hand
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Fine Hand Embroidered Sill
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Fine Colored Edge and Rou-
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Csc values, 19c; 3 for soc.
-Women's Colored Initial Hand
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per box soc.
Mems Colored Initial Hand
kerchiefs, 8 in box, special soc
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FANCY ALL SILK RIBBONS

In beautiful Dresden. Stripe and
Plaid effects, now so popular for
holiday fancy work.
-25c Fancy Silk Ribbons, 19c Yard.
-35c-5Oc Fancy All Silk Ribbons, Csc
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-65c to $1.OO values Fancy Ribbons
at 35c and soc per yard.
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EMBROIDERED OUTING
PETTICOATS

Beautiful Embroidered Flounce Out
ing Petticoats, cream colors with
pink and blue emb'd flounce, special
price soc.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
ADMISSION
Sc Sc Sc

The Wellsburg tsogie Company, Of
Weltsburg, W. va; manufacture Of
stogies; capital stock, $1,000: ihcors
porators: Ora c. MeCreary, William
T. ,McCreary. George Patterson, G. RE
Windsor and T. M. McG0rd. an or
Wellsburg, ". Va. W
Parrish Realty Company, iuf Grats
ton, w. Va; real estate: capital stockio
$4,000: incorporators: R. M. Parrish, Z
James A. sincell, John n. Thayer,; OF
E. Parrish, Harry Friedman. ali Of
Grafton, W. Va. w );
Van Horn Valley. Land and iiaii,
way Company Of Minneapolis. Mimi
water and railway rights: apitai
stock, s7,OOO,oOO; incorporators: 4. II.
Owens, ]. E. Hayes. A. M, Lewis, OF
Minneapolis, Mimi; r., True and c..
W. Norris, Milwaukee, Wis
Hamilton Drug Company, of Fair
mont, W. Va; drugs; chpitaf stock.
$1,000; incorporators: W. 8. Hamilton,
f. C. Frame, F. B. Pryor, A. H. Miller
and E. NJ. Hamilton. all Of Fairmont.
W Va.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
ENJOYABLE Outing.

The Sunday school children of ST..
Peters Catholic church were delight
fully entertained by the Knights OF
Columbus yesterday at u picnic held
at Traction Park. The occasion was
the annual outing OF the X. C.'s ana
large numbers OF people attended the
cutting. The children went to the park
on special car leaving the local sta
ton at ten O'Clock and others went to
the place Of amusement during the
morning and afternoon. Games OF va
rious kinds were INDUCED in by the
children and an elegant picnic dinner
was spread beneath the trees. In the
afternoon baseball game in which
the players We're selected from the
order and from Warrington was play
ed which was an interesting feature
OF the day. The Warrington team
Won by score Of four to three. An
informal dance last evening closed the
days festivities and the last OF the
picnickers returned here on the IL
O'Clock car.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
NOTICE TO TAKE DISPOSITIONS.

To Cassie s. Ekes:
You are hereby notified that on the
I'd day Of September, 1885, between
the hours Of O'Clock a. I'd. and 6
O'clock p. m. of that day. at the
Mayors office IN the Town Oh Faifs
view, Marion county. West Virginia, I
will proceed to take the. depositlons
of Cleo Floyd. Beatrice Toothmdh,
Mr.. and Mrs. P: B. Amos. Linda AUS
tin, Mrs. VIII D. Wilson. May Flowers
John c. Ekes and Greer Ekes, To- ID
read iii evidehce iii my behalf, III tha
certain suit in equity pending Id III
Circuit Court OF Marion county. wes
Virginia, wherein I am plaintiff an
you are defendant; and II from an
cause the taking OF the said deposI
tons shall not be commenced on thu
day, or being COMMENCED, shall not b
completed on that day, the taking d.
the said depositiohs viii be adjourned
from day to day or from time to time,
at the same place and between the.
same hours, until they are completed.
GREER EKES,
BY Counsel.
MEREDITH B PRfcHARD,
: Attorneys Tor Plalhtiff. q
July 20, 30. Aug. 9. 10. .ss
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
MASoNS LAY CORNER
STONE OF NEW BUILDING.

MARTlNSBURG, w. Va, July a.
With imposing ceremonies and in the
presence Of many prominent Masons
from this section Of the State the cor.
ner stone of the handsome new Ma.
comic temple being erected In Shcp.
herdstown by the members OF Mount
Nebo lodge. was laid today by repre-.
sehtatives OF the grand lodge of Ma.
sons OF West Virginia.
Judge Charles W. Lynch, OF Clarks,
burg. most worshipful master. grand
lodge of Masons and associate justice
Of the supreme court of West Virginia.
presided during the ceremonies and
delivered the principal address OF the
day. Potomac commandery, OF
Charles Town. acted as the escort oil
honor TO the representatives of the
grand lodge.
The new building will be three
stories high OF red brick, trimmed
with gray stone. and will be ready fol
occupancy In the fall.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
Country Club Dance.

Charming in all its appointments
was the dance given at the Country
Club last evening by Miss Susan Ar.
nett, honoring her house guests.
Misses Juliet Rathbone OF Parkers.
burg. and Miss Anna Breton OF Ian.
caster, Pa. About fifty couples par.
ticipated in the dancing among the
number being several guests who are
In the city. Cadenza's full orchestra
Of Clarksburg furnished music for the
dancing, which began at nine o'clock
and lasted past the midnight hour. A
lunch was served and punch was also
dispensed throughout the evening.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
Neu Charters

CHARLESTON July 24.-Charters
were issued today from the office OF
the secretary of state to the follow.
ing corporations:
The Berlin OH and Gas Company.
of Berlin, w. Va; oil and gas: CAPT.
tai stock. $4,000: incorporators: A D.
Collins, L. NJ. Bennett. c. E. CrisliP.
Roy Morrison. Robert E. Swisher. all
of Weston, w. Va.
Clear Oil Company, of ParKersburg.
w. Va. oil and gas; capital stock &c..
500; incorporators: Charles II. Beltz.
Charles B. Brandon, W. S. Link, T.
L. Graham and II. G Cromley all Of
Parkersburg, W.. Va.
w. w. Mcdonald Land Company, OF
Logan, w. Va; development work:
capital stock, 100000; incorporators:
Willard Mcdonald, Man, W. Va: NJ.
Alice Robinson, Cambria. w. Va:
Bruce Mcdonald, Billion McDonald and
S. f. Mcdonald, all Of Logan, ". Va.
The Newell Bridge and Railway
Company. OF Newell. W. Va: to con-
strnct bridge and street railway
across the Ohio river, capital stock.
100000: incorporators: Sterling New
ell Donald Mcbride, c. c. owens. e.
lis Il, Diehm and Harold T. Clark, all
Of Cleveland, o,
c. Honicon Company. of Hunting.
ton, w. Va; mercantile; capital stock,
$4,000; incorporators: c. Honicon, W.
r. Wood, f. l. Smith, C. l.. Roe and
J. S. Marcum, all of Huntington, w.
Va
Wakefield Coal Company. of Wheel.
ing. W. Va; mining OF coal; capital
stock, $4,000; incorporators: George
W. Caldwell and Ross G. Caldwell OF
Columbus, Ind; Charles T. Caldwell,
G. w. Leive and Willard X. Lucas
OF Wheeling. W. Va.
Federal Cycle Company, OF Wash.
ing,on. y. c.; manufacture OF motor.
cycles; capital stock. $4,000: incor.
porators: Thomas d. Harper, John II.
Miller, Robert L. Miller, William F.
Wynkcop and Joseph L. Bryan. all OF
Washington, d. C.
Gauley River Oil and Gas Company,
Anderson, ". Va; oil and gas: capital
stock. sl5,OO0; incorpcrators: r. L.
Woodson, E. Chase Bare. Mrs V. L.
Smith, J. A. Rigg and George W. Han.
cock, OF Anderson, W. Va.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
RA|LROADs. AND
EXPRESS FIGHT
~ PARCEL POST

WASHINGTON. July 2i.-Railway
representatives today Joined in the
fight 10 prevent Postmaster General
Burieson from increasing the size Of
parcel post packages transmissable
through the. mails and reducing the
rates, TO become effective August Is.
A delegation representing the rail-.
roads generally throughout the coun.
try laid their complaint before sena.
tors and representatives and prepared
10 protest formally against the
changes 10 the interstate commerce
commission.
The movement In the senate Itself
to forestall the department changes.
by repeating the section OF the parcel
post law under which the postmaster
general claims the right to regulate
rates and sizes, further crystallized
when Senator Bryan OF Florida, intro.
duced a joint resolution to repeal the
legislation in question. Another de.
ye!opmeat OF the day was the post
ponement OF the explanation demanded
by the senate postotIice committee OF
Postmaster General BurlesoR OF his
authority to naugurate the changes
from tomorrow until Friday. In pro.
testing against the changes, the rail-
way representatives said that at pres
ent the roads received fifty per cent. OF
the pay collected by express com.
panies for the carriage OF packages,
and complained that they would lose
from sl5.488,88 to $4,000, goo year
on business the government would
take from the express companies
through the reduced rates and IN
creased maximum limit on the size
OF packages.
II also pointed out that the roads
would receive no compensation from
the government for carrying of the
very business for which the express
companies had paid them millions. 1t
was urged that in. the enactment OF
parcel post law. congress allowed the
railroads five per cent. additional pay
for the increased business placed upon
them, and that II the proposed changes
were TO be made the roads would be
entitled to a further increase In CON.
pensation.
The delegation suggested that the
matter would be carried to the courts
II necessary.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
INSURANCE MAN ARRESTED
ON CRIMINAL CHARGE

PAftKERSBuRG, July 2i.-c. C.
Whtee. local superintendent of the
Metropolitan Life Insurance Company
who was recently transferred from d
similar position At Springfield, O.. was
arrested here today on n warrant
chagiug him with attempting criminal
assault upon Miss Hortense Samuels,
the l5.year.old daughter OF John sam,
ueis, who holds an important position
in n local factory. The girl alleges
that Whitee kept her in his Office By
force for nearly two hours. He put
up $500 cash bond for his appearance
later for hearing
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
PERSONALS
p PEOPLE NJ
AS THEY COMEAND ca

Mr.. and Mrs NJ. c. Tough and
daughters Misses Lucille and Virginia.
left this morning for Hendricks, Tuck.
er county. where they will visit
friends for couple OF weevs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Levi B. Harr and chill
dren. and Mr.. and Mrs. o ]. Fleming
left yesterday in the Harr Oldsmobilc
for Atlantic City, where they will
spend several weeks
Walter Kale OF the Jones depart.
ment store. returned last evening
from visit with relatives at Oakland
Md.
D. a. Richie returned last evening
from trip East.
Charles A. Sinsel, OF Grafton, was
In the city last evening the guest Of
Stuart Race.
Mrs. W. S. Raymond returned last
evening from Tvisit at aaneltoa.
Miss Alice Thomas has returned
from an extended visit with relatives
at Chicago, Niagara Falls and Pitts.
burgh.
Miss Mable. Edmonds who had been
the guest OF relatives In this city LEFT
yesterday for her home at Richmond,
Va.
Misses Iva Larue and Nellie Wilson
left yesterday for a visit to Niagara
Falls.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Charles D.
Warner yesterday. son.
Miss virginia Crisman OF Morgan.
town, Is a visitor In the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. George H. Green, OF
Jenkins, KY, are guests of the iatter's
mother. Mrs Mary Sullivan.
Miss katherine OIIara. OF Canons.
burg, is the guest of Mrs. Winifred
Murphy on Mckinney street.
Miss Josephine Zimmerman, of Con.
nellsville, Pa, is the guest Of her sis
ter, Mrs. Arthur Brobst.
Mrs. A. Il. Means and Miss Matte
Means have returned to their home 10
Grafton. after visit here.
Mrs. NJ. l.. Sturm and mother, Mrs.
E. J. Kincaid, OF Morgantown, will
leave tomorrow for Webster Springs.
where they will spend several weeks.
Mr.. II. C. futile and family will
move from their present residence In
Locust avenue. to the Bartlett proper.
ty In the same avenue, next week.
Miss Carrie X. Evans, who had been
the guest OF Mrs. Casslus o. Miller.
has returned to her home in Pitts.
burgh.
Mrs. Anne Ruckman, OF Coan. n.
NJ. is the guest Of her sister, Miss
Clara North, of Seventh street.LPark.
ersburg State Journal.
Frank Hutchinson spent yesterday
evening In this city.
Mrs. Lloyd Canoe is the guest of
friends in Clarksburg.
Mrs. T. r. Hite is reported In very
serious condition this morning at the
Glendale hospital. An operation Der.
formed yesterday for gall stones, and
large number were removed. The
operation was TO all appearances a
very successful one and the many
friends Of Mrs. Hite hope for her
speedy recovery.-Cameron Star.
Misses Virginia Dean and Agnes
Wood. who had been the guests of Mr.
and Mrs. r. c. Jones, left today foi
their home in Wheeling.
Mrs. LYDIA Lytton Is the guest Of her
sister. Mrs. II. NJ. Lytton, at Smith.
town.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. X. Ford, John Ford
and Paul Murray, OF Cumberland. Md.
are visiting friends and relatives In
Fairmont. A party including Mr.. and
Mrs. ] X. Ford. Mss Margaret Ford
and Mrs. w. D. Clark motored TO Man.
nington and Coal Lick today, return.
Ing to Fairmont tonight.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24

Misses Halle and Anna Martin. of
this city. DR.. and Mrs. William Owens
o. Mt. Glare. Harrison county. and
Harry Leaf motored to Mountain Lake
Park few days ago where they are
spending week at the Mt. Lake Park
hotel. The trip was made in the Mar.
tin touring car.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
OF OLD SAT FREEDOM.


OF old sat Freedom on the heights,
The thunders breaking at her feet,
Above her shoook the starry lights,
She heard the torrents meet.
There in her place she did rejoice. =
self'gatheF'd In her proPhet.miad
But fragments OF her mighty voice
Came rolling on the wind.
Then slept she down thro' town and
field
To sHiRgle with the human race,
And part by part TO men reveald
The fullness OF her face
Grave mother OF majestic works,
From her isle-altar gazing down.
Why, God-like, grasps the triple forks.
And king.like, wears the crown.
Her open eyes desire the truth.
The wisdom of thousand years
Is in them. May perpetual youth
Keep dry their light from tears:
That her fair form may stand and
shine.
Make bright our days and light our
dreams, SEQI
Turning to scorn with lips divine
The falsehOod OF extremes!
Alfred Tennyson.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
Sailed Wednesday.

1t is understood that Mrs. Percy
GoH sailed from New York on Wednes.
day evening. on one of the White Star
Liners ocean greyhounds for two
months trip abroad. She will join her
sister. Miss Martha Basel, in Lon.
don, as well as Miss Frost. and the trio
will then tour France. - Clarksburs
Exponent.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
Wrtqht-Cambridae.

Mr. W. D. Wright, OF Fairview, and
Miss Bolivia Cambridge. of this city.
were united in marriage yesterday a.
Clarksburg. Rev. G. D. Smith. for.
meriy OF this city, performed the cere.
mony. They will reside At Fairview
where Mr.. Wright is employed IN the
oil fields.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
T#.TI ) |.iIIl tfLlI FBi9 49,. ~ h
OFFICE OF MoNoNeAHELA, VAL
LEY TRACTION COMPANY.
Fairmont W. va,

The Board OF Directors has declared
the regular semi.annuai dividend o.
two and one-half t2M per cent? per
cent. on its preferred stock, payable
August 1st 1913. TO the stockholders
Of record at the close, of business
July 26th, 1913 81.
The transfer books will be closed
at 3 o'clock p. M. July Goth, 1918, and
will be reopened at4t O'clock q. m.
August End, 1913.
Dividend checks will be mailed.
WALTON MILLER.
July 92.SO. go Treasurer.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
State NEWS
Fatally Injured.


OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES playing In
the hay NOV on the farm OF his uncle
John Mackey, near woodruff, last Fri.
day, Howard Mackay, the 13.year.oll
sou OF A. j. Mackey, or Mprgahtown,
ruptured his internal organs, and was
taken to Wheeling hospital, where ne
died Sunday.
Serious Charge.
HUNTINGTON.--On the allegation
made by Hortense Samuels, a l5.year
old girl, and q warrant issued upon the
complaint Of her father, John Sam.
uels. c. c. Whitley, local supcrintend-
ent OF the Metropolitan Life Insurance
Company, with offices in the Union
Trust building, was arrested WedneS'
day morning, charged with attempted
rape. Miss Samuels alleges that
when she went to the insurance com,
pany's Offices Tuesday morning for
the purpose OF paying the premium on
Z policy. that she was taken into 4
private Office by Whitley and that he
there attempted to criminally assault
her She claims that Whitley detained
her in he Office by force for nearly two
hours and that during that time ne
made repeated attempts TO carry out
his alleged purpose.
Body Found.
PARkERSBuRG.-The body OF
Miss Lily Teht, the young lady OF
WelIsburg. who was drowned week
ago last Sunday near Lock is was
found under the wicket At Lock Is.
Wednesday,. When the wickets were
raised to permit the moving OF the
maneuvre boat, the body came to the
surface Of the water, on the Ohio side
OF the river. II was made fast 10 the
shore and DR.. Ben o. Rominson, the
Wood county coroner sent for. He
was engaged in the murder case, bu;
will 20 up as soon as he can get away
TO hold an inquest. Miss Teft, 1t will
be recadded, was drowned lastSun.
day week ago by the capsizing OF a
skill
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24

Tenants who pay promptly. and who
take almost as good care OF your prop
erty as though 1t were their own, are
to be found. It sound like iction-
but It's classified advertising fast"
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Xlsitinn In CharIestnn.

Mrs. Howard n. Ogden is spending
q few days in Charleston with Mr.
Ogden. who Is in the Public Service
Commission and son, Dana Ogden. who
Is employed In Charleston. The family
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
Lawn Fete.

There will be n lawn fete given at
the home OF Mr.. Louis Kneisel at sos
First street, Thursday evening. for the
benefit OF the Lutheran church. Ev.
erybody invited
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
Still Worse.

Grisgs-I hate TO play poker with a
hard loser.
Blggs-lt's hanged sight better
than playing It with an easy winner
Boston Transcript.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
C. A. House Music Co
Jacobs Building, Monroe Street.

Of Mr.. Ogden will not move to Char
lestion for some time. but will retain
their residence In this city.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24

You can save money on your shoe
bills by attending ShurtleiI and Vel
tons Shoe Sale.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24

Our Semi.Annual shoe SAIL .,'gins
Friday, july 2jth. Shurtieff and Wei
ton.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
Losing Game.

Losing Game.
Crawford-Why don't you try jolly.
ing your wife little? It's easy to tell
her She's looking younger and more
beautiful every day.
Crabshaw-l tried that once, and
she nailed me for money 10 have her
picture taken.-Judge.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
Trouble Ahead,

Willle-My father put down a dis
turbance last night.
Billie-ls that right?
Willie-Yes; he ate a Welsh rabbit
Statesman.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
HAVE YOU HEARD OF 1T?

The world. renowned Auto-piano
The choice OF our navy, as well as
the choice of thousands OF our best
homes. "The Soul OF n Song Bird
and the Heart OF Lion" 1t is the
combined art and strength OF the Auto.
Piano that establishes its excellence
-this wonderful instrument is being
demonstrated at the House Music
Store. You can have your favorite
selection played any hour in the day.
Old pianos taken In exchange. Cour-
teous treatment extended 10 all Call
and see us.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24

Children's white nu,buck and can
vas shoes and oxfords. 90 per cent
and Welton.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-07-24
Only.

you want TO get married. on Sic q
week. What are you think OFF"
The gIrl."-Life.
The fool-killer., 1913-01-01

Old Jud Welliver has just had
a conniption fit because somebody
mentioned government aid for
good roads. But I'll bet you a
years subscription against your
cotton sox that nobody ever hears
Jud. howl against government aid
for building battleships. It seems
that providing a way to kill
folks is much more important
than providing way for them
to live.
The fool-killer., 1913-01-01

It is said that Willrow Wood
son wants to walk to his inaugu-
ration. Well, let him walk, then.
And he can hoof it bare-footed if
he wants to. That's the way lots
of his subjects would have to go
if they went at all.
The fool-killer., 1913-01-01
January, 1913.

making other mistakes. Now
when | get the Linotype machine,
practically all this mailing
trouble will be avoided: I will
simply put the names and ad-
dresses in plain type and make
printed labels which will be put
on the papers with a mailing
machine. This method Of mailing
has several advantages. 1t looks
nicer and more business-like, and
then the date of expiration can
also be printed on the label and
you can always tell when your
subscription expires. Under the
present arrangement | have no
suitable way Of letting you know
when your time is out.
Now, gentlemen, you see the
situation. We've just got the
jimdandiest opportunity to do
BIG THINGS that you ever saw
The only thing required is united
effort, and when 10000 hustlers
get busy something is going to
happen. Let's figure a little. Just
suppose that each and every one
of you 10000 subscribers would
send in just one club of five at Is
cents within the next two weeks
there's $4,000 as slick as
howdy. And it seems to me that
you can every one do that much
for the sake of a good cause. A
mighty good New Year resolution
would be this: I resolve to get
up at least one club of five or
more for The Fool-Killer each
month during this year, Make
that resolve and stick to it. If
anybody fails don't let it be YOU.
The fool-killer., 1913-01-01

Oh, yes, we are all powerfully
in favor of peace, peace univer-
sal peace, don't you know? But,
drot our measley hides, we keep
right on sending such old devils
as Powder Trust Dupont to
Washington to make our laws
for us. Do you expect the owners
of the powder trust to work for
universal peace? Where in the
devil would they sell their powder
if war was to stop?