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The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
His Disposition.

During a concert tour of the late
Theodore Thomas and his celebrat ell
orchestra, one OF the musicians died.
and the following telegram was i'm
mediGtely dispatched to the parents OF
the deceased:
John Blank died suddenly today.
Advise by wire as to disposition"
In few hours the answer was re-
ceived. reading as follows:
We are heart broken; his disposi-
tion was a rowing one
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
His own Privilege.

FruU lApEInC. SIC.
1t was during the rush hours and
the car was crowded to its full ca
paCity and then some.
A rather gaudily dressed young man
was standing next to a German, each
holding onto the Overhanging strap.
The car gave a sudden lurch. which
resulted in the young man stepping on
the Germans toes. This irritated the
German. who addressed the other
angrily.
Mine friendt." he said. Il know mine
feet was meant to be walked on, but
dot privilege belongs TO me-"
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

The other day the servant said TO her
young mistress:
Pardon me. but young Mr.. Dash is
going to propose to you soon"
You silly girl. What makes you
think so?'
Hes SO familiar around this house
He kisses me every time he meets me
in the hall"
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
True Economy.

II all the lawmakers up on the hill
who claim to be true followers Of
Jacksonion Democracy and simple
ity were as modest in their respect
ite Congressional Directory biog-
raIhies a. senator Lane Of Oregon
who nscd only ten words in describ-
ing himself. the whoic COngr. dry.
could Be brought inside u hfty
IaeeS; much paper would be saved
and the paper pulp question would
probably not be as acute as II Is.
PuBLO PRINTER.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
new the signs,

From tire Cleveland Plain Dealrr.
The Blanks. of Eas: Cleveland. have
an sstonishingly pretty maid servant.
She is also astoundingly clever, as this
aneCdote may show:
The youngest Miss Blank is nineteen
years OF age. and she is already al
lowed by her careful parents TO go
out with young men in the evening.
And this new maid opens the door for
her. with knowing wiuks and mods
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
The Discouraged Poet.

From the Youths COMPANION.
Everything seems to lie going
wrong" sighed the poet. Il asked the
maid at my lodgings this morning
what had become OF the paper that
I'd left lying on my desk.
"'Oh. sir she said. I thought it was
waste paper. and l threw il in the
waste paper basket
NO. said |. it wasn't waste paper.
l hadn't written anything on it yet "
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
Air Ye Listenin' :

Listen to
Smith on dear old Lunnon. Cunny
on the Lakes, KrOu on the beauties
q marriage. Lemon on the Brakes;
that is. il you have time.
BRANDENBURG DREW.
Harvey on Public Comforts. Tim
OrOus Lamb on the Times, LevenSa-
Ter on Teddy's PrugTrss, squire An
derson on the Chimes; that is. II you
have time.
woRTHINGTON O'BRIEE.
Buhrman on the Golf Links. Nc
kee on OyeTcoats. O'Connell on the
laws kinks, Belew on peaches and
Loads; that is, II you have time.
DARLINGTON O'SHEA.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
Washington Cow Sets Milk Record

Spokane. Wash. Dec. l9-An average of
seventy-hve pounds OF milk a day for
three weeks is the record made by Ouch
ess IIengarveld de KOl. = registered Hol-
stein-Fresian COW, owned by the Wash
..ngton State College at Pullman. eighty
five miles south of Spokane. Each day
the animal gives a trifie over nine gallCns
Of milk. which at the prevailing price
for family consumption. would return
Learly s. each day.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
A Line o Cheer Each Day o
tn Year.
Original POEM written for The Herald
By JOHN KENDRICK BANGS
The DIVIDEND,
Copyright. lsDl

Copyright, Is3l
Today my banner is unfuried,
And forth I go
To scenes of woe,
To add unto the glory of the world
BY some good deed
For those in need:
To dry the tears IN some ones eyeC:
To drive the clouds from some one =
skies;
And on my sturdy shoulders bear
The burden OF some others care;
And when at cen the sunset falls
On distant hills. on city walls,
In all its splendor. rich. divine.
Some of its radiance will be mine,
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
Would know the Future.

From tIc birmingham Age-Herald.
Il shall call upon a fortune teller
this morning" said Mr.. BIubb.
Going TO try to learn something
about the future?" asked Mr.. Waggles.
Yes, I'm going to ask him when
he expects to pay the arrears of rent
for that cottage OF mine he is occupy
ing az School Of AstroIogy and In
stitUte for Psychical Research
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

There are twelve candidates for COVER
nor OF Texas. and no doubt the other
politicians will regard thirteen as an un-
lucky number.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
Morning Smiles
Shocking the Widow.

From the Green Bag.
You WILL" said the attorney during
the course of their consultation. you
will get your third out OF the estate"
oh" exclaimed the widow, aghast,
how can you say such a thing. with
my second scarcely cold in his grave"
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

We don't know what Hon. John Lind
is doing. but he seems to be giving it his
undivided attention.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

C one all and in this ausht TO keep 1t hot;
eeP boiling the time when festive rhyme
una reason too will gladly of this greatest Of our holidays
Plain Christmas and
~ does not trees. cen when the trees are CHRISTMAS
IT'S Tor that that aid to make our Joyous task
% Joyous m and fuller. Of ALL for me and you our
and the with nousht TO
community long word would be quite absurd 10
% 10 Tnt into which render terse yet de-
as nousht else GTogether Christmas Pan IL means
pco Gd and Young hail the Great Day. while among many
VINO there to share brightness and the cheef ana
% ana low and nh and will understand neer before mat
Day has done this good joined all in bTuthhosd
ioW Part in this tiTity what you'd like to make II BE- III
yis santa in house has left church mouse why
10 neighbUrs join IN their
" IN see end carol chorus sing till the starry "elkin rinG
inc scndFes hasn't quite taken all pennies blsn'
WHY; nm man a ie" to me tonghtMy paine Geo W. White
VIZ oe Mr. White Is Treasurer Of the Community Christmas
Big nenS rolling
mad threatened to he Vainy tried to
''rsih tat ltle the day) .
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

The talk of a naval holiday seems to
have been an excuse for all the nations
TO get busy increasing their armaments
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

The Carabao gentlemen may learn that
there are insurrectos at home as well as
in the Philippines.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20
Congratulations to

Gen. John Lewis Smith who goes
and Walter Bruce Howe, Esq. who
comes In fact. both arr coming
and going; ii all depends how you
look at it.
ARCHER LuCKETT.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Roosevelt with a horse. Gentle hint,
wasn't it?
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

The Baltimore widow, mother of fifteen
children. who is to wed a youth of eight
cen. probably doesn't care whether she
ever gets TO vote or not
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

We have been sending missionaries to
Mexico for a good many years-and you
see what has happened.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Some OF the greatest reforms have been
accomplished by men who did not dream
that they were reformers.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Mona Lisa" smiles more inscrutably
than ever.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Every cloud has a silver lining, but
sometimes it needs polishing.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Looks as if the hens have Joined the
Spug Society, too.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

How dear to our heart is the mar
who can't sing aAd knows he can't.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

The fellow who has pluck doesn't worry
about luck.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Mr.. Marshall is to go on the lecture
platform, too-but as a private citizep,
not as Vice President. Please remember
the difference.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

1t must be said for Mr.. Root that he
doesn't toot his own horn.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Early passage of the currency bill is
still the White House hope.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Holland has agreed to Mr.. Bryan's
peace plans, but Mr.. Bryan is not Dutch
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

There may be balm l.. GIlcad. but it
remains to be seen whether the Re-
publican party can heal itself.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

The days will soon be getting longer
but most OF US will be short.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Eastward the course of the boil weeyiI
takes its way.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Look out. a Chicago hypnotist has
opened school for book agents.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Hon. Joe Cannon talks like a man who
feels it to be his duty to say something.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Inquirer asks what is the feminine Of
carabao. Why, cabaret, of course.
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Is Villa an abbreviation of william:
The Washington herald., 1913-12-20

Babylon. I9Samue William AIuncey. twins
birthday Christmas
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28
Standpatters Stand Pat

republican
the inclined democratic
jo the limit tariff schedule revisons the Reno Ga
zete They that the democratic doctrines
effective
Wilson policies the whole the shall all
able what republicans normal conditions
in other words a condition Of normal prosperity
both
effort
Mr. Wilson republican
side They
Of the opinion that possibly by the presidential election the
they alopathic
curea will anxious republican
When that members they
off destructive democratic This be the the
that the allowed hand
they
sufficient o the
democrats right
be They
their wish improbable the
period genuine democratic control We
ing the experiment We well be
is better drought spell than
time
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28
From Other Pens

heading Of An Suit" Goldfeld Tribune
regarding the $4,000 libel suit mstu
led Frank L. Wndes against the Bonanza
the Bonanza defamation of
the charged him wrongly with ha
committed The suit is ougowh of the general and
resulted which
the affairs
further civil Grim
inal in his Judgment
persistenty nvestga
The
demanded full
legislature responded with special With
pending
malice
other printed and Mr. Wndes
public sentiment wishes Of those he
would oesaed only the
individual drastic action of
Wid he action but his
better after the official
the If he been injured his award for dam
win from the impairment of the public estimate OF
his he by this action this time
than the Bonanza did
menng the legislative commtee The Tribune be-
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28
Interesting Sidelights


We have only seen Illustrations Of
the front 81 the pollcewoman 10 uui.
form Hence We palpiate % know
IL. how and where she carries .45
colt Kaneshurgh nluminator
After an. New York is big enough
TO combine the Coliseum and the
Pantheon under one roof What was
the matter with the pyramid OF Che.
springfield Republican
Things never adjusted just right
in this world. While some complain
OF the cost and difficulty OF getting
food, others refuse to eat and even
cry out against forcible feeding.
Tacoma Ledger.
The leading Royalist paper in
France is said to have an annual
deficit Of 100000 francs, which is
made up by royalists. 1t must be
I RNSN&R~NN~~eeA@g,Nz~
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28
OLD AGE DEFERRED

Echo From the Medco-legal Society.
A few generations back a man at
so was considered old gray-bearded
and waiting for death Note the
change today; at meeting of the
MedicoLegal society it was stated
that a man Of 50 ought to have forty
good years ahead Of him and, thus
at ninety be in the fullness of ma
turity.
What if you have seen sixty. or
even seventy birthdays temperate
habits, fresh air and exercise, with a
simple diet and a sufficient amount
of sleep will guard your health.
If perehance, your circulation is
poor. if you become run down-weall
and no appetite nothing in the world
will tone up those tired baeksliding
organs-enrich the blood and create
strength SO quickly as our delicious
cod liver and iron tonic vinol,
We ask every feeble, discouraged
old person in this vicinity to try
Vinol on our agreement to return
their money If it fails to give sat
isfaction. Miners Drug Store, Inc.
Tonopah, New.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

hard for the royalisis 70 take a hint
Louisville courier-Journal
The Canadian Pacific is 70 SO
through the Rocky mountains In a
le mile tunnel that win cost 10000.
600 As a bore, il win be almost as
long as some OF the coming tariff
speeches. Philadelphia Ledger.
Kentuck made 100000 gallons OF
whisky last year. and most of it was
good whisky, but Kentuckians with
stood temptation sufficiently to let
most Of it cross the state border
Louisville courierJournal.
As the result Of the fire insurance
strike, corporation batting in Nilsson
ri will not be fashionable hereafter.
At least not until the legislators
discover how their constituents will
be affected. Little Arthur Echo.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28
SAYS INCOME
TAX WILL PROVE
RELIEF MASSES
AUTHOR DENIES THAT ENACT
MENT WILL MEAN CLASS
LEGISLATION.

Thy Associated Press)
WASHINGTON, April % Repre-
sentative Huh. author of the income
tax, denied Saturday during the tar.
iff debate that it would be class
legislation. He said the masses of
the people were paying most of the
the three hundred and twelve million
dollars tariff taxes and most of the
state and local taxes, and he could
see no injustice in requiring receiv-
ers of an income of more than $4,000
to equalize in some measure the tax
burdens by contributing less than
S1OO,0OO,000 to the federal treasury.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28
NOTICE

Under and pursuant to an act of
the last legislature the office Of the
attorney general is now conducting
an investigation Of the affairs Of the
State Bank & Trust company and Of
The receivership thereof.
All persons having any information
concerning the State Bank & Trust
company or the receivership thereof,
which will be of any value or assist.
ance TO the attorney general in such
investigation, are hereby requested
to communicate the same to the attor-
ney general and the same will be
thoroughly looked into
GEO. b. THATCHER,
a22t6 Attorney General.
--~~A -
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28
SERIAL NO. O766s
NJ. S. NO. 4IO8

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
CARSON CITY, NEVADA
IN THE MATTER on THE APPLICA-
TION OF THE TONOPAH-DIVIDE
MINING COMPANY FOR PATENT
FOR THE MONTE CHRISTIE, EFT
AL. LODE MINING CLAIMS, To-
NOPAH MINING DISTRICT, COUN-
TN OF ESMERALDA, STATE OF
NEVADA.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28
RhyoIite Coming Back

Rhyote its accord
reports of The great
Marble has
several mining properties
o
population dwindled the old crowd
returning making
merit and its
prosperity will along lines of meted adj
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

The said claim so heretofore de-
scribed by courses and metes includes
, lodes, each OF which Is measured
from its respective point as follows,
BEEHIVE LODE: N. SO degrees. AZ
minutes IIdnr r., 552 feet, and :. ss de-
srees. ~ minutes W.. 5SS.S feet to
INDEPENDENcE LODE: s. SO de-
Sfees ~ minutes W., 2O5 feet, and
n 50 degrees. 81 minutes e., SO2.5
MONTE CARLO LODE: 8 rs de-
Srees, 70 minutes w. AIS feet, and
n rs degrees, 90 minutes b., 3i4.6
le minutes &. 1874 feet to center
MIDWAY LODE: N. "a degrees. 10
minutes w. 526 feet. and S. "A de-
grees l6 minutes T., 74i feet to the
MONTE CHRIsTo LODE: N 81 de-
grees, IL minutes w. 7l3.5 feet, and
n 75 degrees, 40 minutes Il. 1912
BURGER LODE: N. "a degrees. IS
minutes W., 1907 feet, and N. 73 de-
grees, 4S minutes u. 6398 feet to a
point on line Ia, 297 feet from corner
EUREKA LODE, S. IS degrees, a.
minutes w. 1001.1 feet. and s. "a
degrees. Is minutes e.. 1888 feet to a
point on line 1-2, 900 feet from cor
TENDERFoor LODE: s. a de-,
grees, 23 minutes r., so feet. and N.
~ degrees, 20 minutes w. 609.4 feet
TO point; thence. N. SO degrees, 45
line s-1, 400 feet from corner No.
x, KEY LOBE: N 50 degrees, 30 min
80 minutes e., $50 feet to the center
OF line Ia.
Together with surface ground for
me more convenient working of said
lodes not exceeding 900 feet on each
side of each of said lodes
This claim is situate in sections 20
and ~, township 2 N, range AZ H.,
NJ D. b.. & M, and has a total net
area as follows:
fotal net area Beehive
~ Loue ,......f.......... 1855 acres
Total net area Indepen-
- denee Lode .........,. 1O.017 acres
Total net area Monte
>, Carlo Lode ......;...., 1888 acres
Total net area Midway
Total net area Monte
Christie Lode ......... 1885 acres
Total net area Burger
Total net area Eureka
Lode ................ 1888 acres
Lode ................. 1853 acres
Total net area Key Lode. 22SS acres
Total net area OF claim 112O45 acres
There are no adjoining or conflict
ing claims so far as are shown BY
the official plat OF survey, a copy OF
which is posted upon said claim
TONOPAH DIVIDE MINING co,
BY BENZ. J. HENLEY.
Attorney in Fact.
LOUIS j. COHEN,
Register.
Date of first publication March !,
Date of last publication May I.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that | will
not be responsible for any debts
incurred by my wife, N. NJ. Brooks
from this date.
r. A. BROOKS
April %, 1913. t6
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

The N. E. corner, section 81, town
ship N, range AZ t.. NJ. d. B. &
NJ, is stone 6xS ms. IA ms above
ground marked with notches on the
south and notches on the east faces
respectively.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

There are no bearing objects avail
able at any of the corners OF this
survey.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

Variations at all corners OF this
survey II degrees e.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

Proof of labor blanks for sale at
the Bonanza.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

Date of first publication March d,
Date of last publication May 4.
1919.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

The said claim so heretofore de-
scribed by courses and metes includes
> lodes, each OF which Is measured
from, Its respective point as follows,
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

BEEHIVE LODE. N. 80 degrees, AZ
minutes f., 552 feet, and s. 90 de-
srees, % minutes W., 53s.S feet to
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1913-04-28

There are no adjoining or conflict
ing claims so far as are shown by
the official plat of survey. q copy OF
which is posted upon said claim.
TONOPAH DIVIDE MINING CO,
BY BENZ J. HENLEY,
Attorney in Fact
IOTJI2 I COHEN
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-04

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demands only what is harmonious and simple what is
costly and elaborate Successful decoration is far less
question of than question of knowing and choosing
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-04

VES, any desired color with Dutch Boy
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ceivable shade OF cream, gray, drab, bun,
green, brown, etc. Simply add tinting colorS.
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-04
Dutch Boy White Lead

pastered sheathed walls also Dutch Boy White
three coats at least mixed with ineed oil vanish gle
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Such paint coat delcaey tinted to suit the taste, dries
and firm it lasts indefinitely can be washed often requ
altogether sanitary and always ready for repaintng
a change in color scheme is desired.
The San Francisco call., 1913-10-04

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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-05
NOTHING OF DIGNITY
STRENUOUS HoRsE-PLAY A MARK
or THE HoLI FESTIVAL.
Traveller In India Describes Peculiar
Methods OF Making Merry In
Which Native Ruler and
His Suite Indulge.

A curious childish horseplay OF the
Holi festival, which is celebrated an
nually by the maharajah Of Patiala,
Ii described by Mr.. Charles Ber-
tram
Early in the morning / went the
club. where found many of the guests
who were taking part In the cers
mony for the first time. We were
provided with a complete new suit
of Hindu garments and our dressing
was superintendent by the maharaja's
servants. We had camels, elephants
and victorias provided for us.
was on an elephant in a kind Of box.
and we drove in procession to the
palace in the native city.
We were. received with great &C
claim by the natives, and ! was led
TO believe that 1t was to be decidedly
q dignified occasion: but ! was woe
fully distaken. The fun had not
begun. Certain formalities had to
be gone through before the signal was
given.
We took our seats In the courtyard
Of the palace, at a long table that
was loaded with large gilt dishes fill
ed with different colored balls as large
as oranges and Allied with Holi pow
der. At a signal the brother of the
maharaja came to the front OF the
table and saIaamed to the prince, who
took one OF the balls and threw it
gently across the table, striking the
officer on the breast.
The ball broke and scattered the
powder over his costume Then there
was a general scramble, and In less
time than 1t takes to write, hundreds
of balls we're flying about, their many
colored contents scattered broadcast
on the crowd. Next baskets OF loose
powder were thrown upon us In
handfuls.
It was no use TO expostulate; the
moment you opened your mouth some
body filled 1t with powder. The bat
tie grew fast and furious, when sud
denly an enormous stream Of water
from a fire engine drenched every
body. The colored powder became wet,
and mingling together, dyed ua all In
brilliant variegated hues.
After this sort of thing had gone
on for half an hour 1t ceased by mu,
tuaI consent, and we returned to the
private gardens Of the maharajah
where we were most unceremoniously
pitched into a tank OF running water
! was dyed q deep scarlet all over my
body, and 1t was fully month before
the color entirely disappeared from
my face and hands.-Yo Youths Com
panion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-09-05
GOOD ADVICE.



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