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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05

Mr.. Algernon r. Aspinall in West
Indian Tales of Old" gives some notes
about Nelson when at English Harbor.
Antigua. 1t was while on the Leeward
islands station that Nelson was taken
with what he himself had described as
"the disorder which is what the world
calls love" and became engaged to
Miss Frances Nisbet whom he mar
ried at Nevis. Here is part of love
letter to his dearest Fanny
AS you begin TO know something about
sailors have you not often heard that salt
water and absence always wash away
love? Now. | am such n hereto as not to
believe that faith. for behold every morn
ing since my arrival | have had six pals
OF salt water at daylight poured upon my
head. and instead of finding what the sea-
men say to be true perceive the contrary
effect and II II goes on so contrary to the
prescription you must see me before my
fixed time. At first | bore absence toer
ably. but now It is almost insupportable.
and by and by ! expect 1t will be quite so
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
When an Animal Chokes.

Few emergencies which arise on the
farm are more easily dealt with than
choking. In cases Of this kind we have
never known the white of an egg,
when poured down the sufferers throat
to fail to give relief To administer
the egg quickly and surely it should be
broken into a wide mouthed bottle
When such bottle is not quickly
available, however, any ordinary bot
tie can be used by using a funnel to
get into it. and where a funnel is not
at hand one can be made by rolling a
piece of paper into the desired shape
When everything is ready the animals
head should be raised as high as pos
sible. the bottle thrust far back in
the throat and the contents emptied
The egg will Immediately pass down
and make the throat passage and the
obstacle so smooth that it
will pass on into the stomach.-Farm
and Fireside.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05

Kuweit is situated at the head of the
Persian gulf 1t is an ordinary Arab
border town. built of mud and plaster,
with a few houses more than one story
high and only the sheik's palace max
ing any pretensions to elegance. One
room in this palace is distinctly bizarre
and. in a way, arabesque 1t has a
large and beautiful Persian rug on the
floor and ceiling covered with many
chromos Of queens and actresses and
others in guilt frames, picked up in the
Bombay bazaar Only an Arab would
have thought of that place for the pic
tures.-Christian Herald.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
a Distinction,

Whibbles turned wrathfully on his
yokel guide as his car sank up to the
hubs in the mired road
what in thunder did you mean
when ! pointed this road out to you
on the man and asked you If 1t was
good road and you said it was?"
why" said Sllas, you asst me If It
was good road on the map. and it
was Ye never aSt me what kind of a
road she was off the map could
ha' told We then it was the wust in the
hull dinged county,
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Human Muscles.

II the muscles IN the arm Of the av-
erage man were put together and
nervous impulse passed into them their
contraction would Iift 0 weight Of 22I
pounds from the ground Muscles have
the unique power when stimulated 10y
nerve impulse Of contracting someW hat
as rubber bands might do II they could
squeeze themselves up shorter They
are, In fact, the reverse Of rubber Tor
they contract only aud caunot stretch
out
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Cause and consequences.

An ambitious mother was trying to
dissuade her son from becoming en-.
gagged to the girl of his choice because
the girl had no fortune. well, moth.
err the young man expostulated, II
have heard you say that neither you
nor father had penny when you mar
ried." That's So" the mother admit
ted. But" she added, 81 accepted
your father because knew be would
get on in the world" Exactly" the
youth returned, land she's ready to
accept me because he did get on"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
TURNING Away Wrath.

The garden gate was open, and
small boy paused to look at the daffo-
dis within easy reach. He was just
about to grab one when bedroom
window opened and an angry house
holder appeared these need tying
up badly. sir" said the smart boy.
these big flowers are too heavy for
their stems" There is no question:
that If that boy keeps out of prison he
will get on.-Manchester Guardian.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
A Durable Car,

1--WE used my car twice a day. to my
office and back. distance of six miles.
for seven years." said Waggley. land
I've never had to pay cent OF re-
pairs d"
Great Scott. what a recordw said
Bildad. what car is it?"
Trolley" said Waggley. and Bildad
rang for the waiter arper's.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05

by the way" SAID the old shoe.
maker, do you know what makes a
buniUnf Nor Well. IL Is simply getting
shoes too short. In short shoe the
foot cannot follow tho dictates of
growth imposed by nature Bu II sim.
ply cannot keep from growing So the
tissue aud bone and flesh that should
go into the toes are simply sdetracked
into "a bunch wherever It Gun get the
easiest and furlns Dunlon."
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
A Xmas tests,

King George of Greece once observ-
ed, THE boredom of royalty is that
other people watch what one is do
ing"
The king was quite bald. and once
said that his hair had come off because
at was tired Of standing on end to
please other peoples consciences."
Liverpool Post
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Did She7

DO you know. Ethel" said Grace,
Il overheard George say to Fred that,
although he loves me and wants to
propose, whenever he is near me he is
too nervous to speak"
Then. my dear" replied Ethel, II
suppose you will be calling him up on
the telephone soon."-Exchange.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05

The Judge-Unless you have most
satisfying excuse | shall have to fine
you for contempt Of court for failing
to respond to the jury summons. The
Taleswoman-I meant no dsrespect.
judge, but hadn't thing suitable to
wear, and couldn't find a ready made
jury costume any Woman's
Cause.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Told Him,

Lawyer-Have you ever been to this
court before. sir? Witness-Yes, sir;
have been here often. Lawyer-Ha.
ha, Been here often. have you? Now.
tell the court what for Witness
(slowlyi-Well. have been here at
least half a dozen times to try and
collect that tailor's bill you owe me.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
A Consolinu Thouuht.

when another man has succeeded
where you failed to try you must feel
horribly ashamed"
mo. don't. simply go around
telling everybody that fools rush in
where angels fear to tread and it's
very consoling. detroit Free Press.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
London's Destructive Atmosphere.

The smoke and SCOT that are always
in the atmosphere 0here are 6,000 tons
of SCOT hanging over London every
day. contain lots of sulphur, and this
sulphur when it meets certain sub
stances forms sulphuric acid or vitriol
1t was the vitriol in the atmosphere
that brought the great roof of Charing
Cross station down with crash few
years ago The engine smoke had eat
en- away the iron, which was INSULT
GENTLY painted. And some years ago.
before the London underground was
electrified it was a great joke at one
of the stations for passengers to go and
poke umbrellas into certain iron
girder, which at one point was nearly
as soft as putty. Paint is in such cases
the engineers great standby. In some
ways paint is more powerful than iron.
Many London buildings might be said
to be practically held together by paint.
particularly railway stations. - Pear
sons Weekly.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
a Mean Man,

James-You say you write dunning
letters to yourself and sign them with
fictitious names. What do you do that
for? William-You see, my wife is al.
ways after me for money, and when
she reads those letters she becomes
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
The CynIc.

why don't you want me to marry
your daughterr'
You have no money"
But have brains"
Maybe 50 But you don't prove It
by wanting to get married, young
man - Washington Herald
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Then She Gave Him a Look.

Mrs. Gableigh-The minister Impress
ed upon us this morning that we must
all in time join the silent majority
Her Husband-Yes, and in view Of that
| think we should begin practicing ST.
lence while here on earth. - Boston
Transcript
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Reason Why.

"You haven't many relatives, have
your
Worlds of them"
~ never meet any of them at your
house"
mo; they've all got more money
than ! have"-Judge.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Bound to Be Missed.

Twill anybody miss me when I'm
gomez"
PLENTY of people. There's the piano
man with his dollar a week. the ency
clcpedia man with his dollar and the
insurance agent with his so cents
Kansas City journal.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
HardlN Ever

"Other things being equal" she ask
ed, don't you think a girl has a better
chance than a widow has to get mar.
ried?
Perhaps" he replied, but widow
hardly ever gives a man a chance to
consider other things qual"-Chicago
Record Herald
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Vary Qacollata.

Poor chapl Everything he earns
goes on his wife's back"
well. II you'd seen her at the opera
you wouldn't think he earned much
Exchange,
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
An Alternative

Mrs. Newlywed-Do you think my
cooking is improved, dearie2 Hubby
Well, either that or the druggist is sell.
ing me a better brand of pepsin. New
Orleans Times Democrat
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
On EXhihitnn.

Have you seen NAMES engagement
ringT
"Of course. Did you have an idea
that she was making an effort to hide
itp-Detroit Free Press.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
The Poor Waiter.

Old Lady twho has been lunching
with her son,-Here. William. you left
this quarter on the table by mistake.
It's lucky ! saw it, because the waiter
had his eye on it-Life.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Elevating.

'There goes a chap who does deal
to elevate mankind"
"Who Is he?"
"The district attorney"
How does he elevate humanity"
Sends 'em up, doesn't heT-Kansas
City Journal.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
II NAV Be Done,

ut IL impossible to satisfy cham
pagne appetite ON n beer Income"
ut is unless you own brewery
stock. - Washington Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
In the Wronq Place.

Seedy vagabond Mister, hain't
had blame thing TO eat fur two days.
'ceptin' a handful o peanuts. Dietetic
Crank That's all you\ need, you glut.
Chicago Tribune.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Two Happy Men.

The Debtor Well. old man. I'm 60
ing to marry a rich widow next week.
The Creditor Indeed. Well-ah. Con.
graduate me- old chap. Toledo Blade
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05

A Frenchman was convicted of kill
Ing his mother-in-law When asked
If he had anything to say for himself
before taking sentence be said, Moth
ing, excepting | lived with her TWEEN.
ty-one years and never did it before"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05

Laws are made by old people and by
men. Youths and women want the ex
ceptions. old people the rules.-Goethe.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
He Got Savage.

mo. I'm sorry. but III be a sister to
you"
Pardon me. have plenty of sisters
What wanted was a MOTHER
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05
Unsettled.

81 want some sort Of present for a
young lady"
Eyes. sir-fiancee or sister,"
"Er-why--she hasn't said which she
will be t."-Exchange.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05

Learn to see in another ones calam-
ity the Ills which you should avoid.
Publius Syrus.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-06-05

You cannot eat your cake and have
tJur cake.-Cervantes.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-09-19
Blood is Shed on the Keokuk
Pirates Mutlny, Wires Captain

a hazy and somewhat disconnected
wireless message received last night
from the revenue cutter Keolluk, now
steaming toward Honolulu from the
Gilbert Islands, and signed by Captain
Tapham, announced that he was having
trouble on board with the pirate pris.
oners and that another outbreak, more
serious than the irst, had been quelled
only after the shedding of blood.
Captain Tapham stated that his force
of men was considerably reduced be.
cause of sickness. The blackbirders,
who number fifteen, were last night
confined in two separate rooms below
matches with double guards placed over
them. Three of the blackbirders were
seriously hurt during the mutinous out.
break. Doctor Carroll, the ships sur
geon, reported that the wounds, which
are long slash cuts made with cut.
lasses, will not be fatal
Captain Tapham stated he was
crowding the vessel and hoped TO reach
Honolulu tomorrow night or early sat.
urday morning, and after days stay
would probably leave for San Fran,
cisco, wirelessed orders having re- ched
him to proceed there with all possible
haste.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-09-19
(By Federal Wireless Telepranh.

(By Federal Wireless Telegraph)
NEW YORK, September 17.-(Spe.
cial to The Advertiser)-U States
secret service men today were tracing
counterfeit operations alleged to have
been conducted by Schmidt and his
friend, "Doctor" Muret, dentist, who
is being held in the Tombs on tech
meal charge. A number of bogus ten
and tweDty-dolar paper bills recently
were placed in nearby Connecticut
towns, and the secret service men are
trying to trace them to Schmidt and
Muret. Muret today declared that it
was Schmidt who suggested the coun.
terfeit scheme.
Schmidt no doubt laid particular
stress upon the fact of how easy it
would be for him in his priestly garb
to "shove the queer. " In case he
were caught in the act of passing bogus
money he could easily explain that the
money had been in the collection box
and SO escape any suspicion that he
was implicated in its manufacture.
FROM those who lived in the neigh.
borhood of Muret S fiat. which, it is
SAID, Schmidt visited almost nightly.
today. came stories of wild escapades
IN which women and girls nearly always
figured.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-09-19
SEES END Of
TURMOIL IN
MEXICO
Peaceful Solution of Situation in
Latin Republic Now Hoped for
in Washington as a Result Of
Message to Congress of Provi-
/, sional President Huerta.
1Rr Federal wireIoss TeIegraph.l

(By Federal Wireless Telegraph.)
WASHINGTON, September II. ---
Especial TO The Advertiser) The ad-
ministraiion is more hopeful of peace.
full solution of the Mexican situation
follcw ng the absence of aDti.American
demons; rations during yesterdays eel p
| ration of the anniversary of Mexican
independence.
President IIuerta's promise in his
message to congress "to guarantee
fully in the coming elections the free
casting of the ballot, and his as.
surance that "it will constitute the
greatest possible triumph for the inter m
government to surrender office to its
successor if the latter is to he expected
TO perform its function with public
peace an accomplished fact, were gen
orally construed here as amounting to
pretty mnch the pledge for which Ennis
sary Lind labOred so hard.
The distinction drawn between the
American government and people in the
portion of The message referring TO
"the tenseness of relations with the
government of the United States,
though fortunately not with that peo-
ple,'' as well as the observation that
"this strained relation has caused
Mexico to suffer unmerited Affections,
came in for some criticism, still it was
regarded as practically offset by the
Provisional President S expression of
his hope for can early solution of the
differences between the two nations.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-09-19

Estelle D'Ortez, said to be a girl of
Spanish birth, is reported by Captain
Iapham to have been found in the
camp of the pirates on one of the Gil.
bert Islands. She is said to have rel.
ative in Honolulu, sister of her
father. The Local authorities have
been requested to make search for
the sister. The girls father sailed his
own vessel, the Santa Maria, out of
Manila bay ten years ago. The vessel
was not heard from again until the
olaekbirders were captured and the
daughter found among them.
While Captain Tapham expects to
arrive Friday night, it is known that
the keokuk is not capable of making
much speed against head winds and
avy seas, and the local authorities do
not look for the vessel to arrive until
Saturday forenoon. The pirates. ac.
cording to Captain Tapham' s latest de.
spatch, will be brought ashore and
shackled at the prison, and then re-
turned aboard the steamship. lie is
also willing to have the pirates in.
spected in the hope that some kamaai-
mas may recognize the two old men, re.
ported TO have left this port with
Bully HAYES, who raised the black
flag in the South Seas years ago.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-09-19
Counsel for Impeached New York
Governor Insists That Pro-
ceedings Are Illegal.
(By Federal Wireless Telegraph. J

(By Federal Wireless Telegraph.)
ALBANY, New York, September II.
Especial to The Advertiser) - The
Sulzer court of impeachment is sched-
uled to meet at noon tomorrow. One
of the first things to be done after the
court is duly opened will be to re.
ceive the answer of Governor Sulzer.
There will be number of prelimi.
nary objections to the trial proceedings
before the real issue is entertained.
One of these objections will be raised
by the counsel for Sulzer is that the
entire proceedings should be dismissed
on the ground that they are illegal.
1t is expected that the court of im
parchment will wipe away any techn.
calities that may be raised and will
insist that the real issue be tried on its
merits.
In the event that the case goes to
trial it is now believed that Mrs. Sui.
ger will take the stand and attempt to
assume responsibility for all alleged
dishonest financial acts charged against
her husband.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-09-19
LANE EVERY MORNING
A Bad Back Is Always Worse In the
Morning-Honolulu People Are
Finding Relief.

A back that aches all day and causes
discomfort at night is usually worse il
the morning. Makes you feel as if you
hadn't slept at all.
Can't cure bad back until you cure
the kidneys. Doan s Backache Kidne,
Pills relieve sick kidneys-make yoa
feel better, work better, rest better
and sleep better.
The following statement proves the
merit of Doan s.
L. A. Stevens, 1911 Twenty-Third
Ave-, Oakland, Cal, says: "For thirty
years l was afflicted with kidney com
plant. II came on suddenly, a sharp
twinge in my back threw me from my
chair to the floor. constantly grew
worse and l was sure to suffer If / at
tempted to lift anything heavy. The
kidney secretions passed too frequently
both day and night. l felt weak and
tired, could not rest well and had a
poor appetite. My flesh became habby
and doctors did not help me. Seeing
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills adver
tised, l decided to try them. In three
days after began their use, l passed
gravel stone and as | continued tax
ing this remedy, steadily improved
| am today free from kidney com
plaint."
poan's Backache Kidney Pills are
sold by all druggists and storekeepers
at so ceNts per box, (six boxes s2.50)
or will be mailed on receipt Of price
by the Hollister Drug CO.. Honolulu.
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian Is
lands.
Remember the name, Doan's, and
take no substitute.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-09-19
ABOLISH RAM
OF CHIEF OF
DETECTIVES
Civil Service Commission Makt
Ruling That Will Reduce Nj
Duffie to Captain-Whetht
Change Will Also Result in
Reduction of Salary Is Questid
Not Yet Settled.

There will bc no chief of detectivl
hereafter. The civil service commi
sion eradcatcd the office from the pI
lice department organization last nigl
when 1t formally changed the name
captain of detectives. Whether th
will bring the salary of $i9O down
the $40 paid to the other captains
the force is one of the questions Il
solution of which remains to be a
tempted.
There was not much discussion
the section outlining the personnel
the department where the change WI
made, but the commissioners were
the opinion that the title bespoke co
siderable more authority than the o
fee should consistently have, and thi
it might too often incline the incur
bent to greater authority than he h;
right to use in handling the affai
of the department. Chairman Wir
presided.
IN Session Four Hours.
This was one of the only two il
pOrtant changes made during a fo
hours consideration of the new poll
rules last night The other change w
in reference to the radical clause ma
ing it mandatory for each officer
turn all rewards received over to
"Police Reserve Fund" This secti,
was left in the rules intact, but W
practically nullified by the follOwil
addition:
"The foregoing provisions, howev'
shall not apply to any reward offer
by the United States government
any political subdivision thereof, /
Territory of Hawaii or any polite
subdivision thereof, or any foreign 60
ernment for the apprehension of cri
inals, escaped prisoners or deserters
Unanimously Agreed Upon.
The commissioners agreed unar
mously on the amendment, so the
was practically little discussion.
was pointed out, however, that it wou
be a hardship for those officers W
put in from four to ten hours ext
work day trailing deserters from t
Army or from ships in port to have
| ulNlue thc PiocceuS VI .hpii on"" "
with those officers who did thu
straight, easy shift and went home a
stayed home.
There was some hesitation over t
traffic rules, which dceplN three pag
of the typewritten manual. Charm
Wirtz suggested that they might
getting ahead of the supervisors, b
the rules were kept in and ev
strengthened in spots. They are I
the guidance of police officers in reg
lating traffic rather than laws.
The other articles, relating to
general duties of officers and the pi
ticular duties of each grade, were lt
much as they stood, minor alteratio
only being made in the text.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-09-19
By Ernest G.. Walker.

mail Special to The Advertiser)
WASHINGTON, September Al. +.
Pinkham, the gubernatorial nominee, is
back in Washington, stopping at the
Congress Hall Hotel He has compiled
his answer to charges, filed before the
senate committee on Pacific Islands
and Porto Rico and is biding the is,
sue. He said tonight that he had hand.
ed in his answer to the committee ana
not to President Wilson. 1t is under.
stood that this answer will be placed
before President Wilson to determine
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-09-19
Pinkham Hands Answer to Committee
Is Bashful in Discussing His Politics

whether the nomination of Mr.. Pink
ham shall be withdrawn.
Senator John Sharp Williams of Mis-
sissippi said today there was nothing
new in the case of Pinkham, as far a,
he knew. He was waiting for evidence
with regard to Mr. Pinkham s polite,
and if the nominee for Governor were
a Republican, he should oppose his con.
tirmation as hard as he could.
Mr.. Pinkham was averse tonight ia
discussing the character or his reply
As matter of fact he walked away
unceremoniously when asked what an
swer he had made to the charge of be
ing Republican.