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Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04

educate their heels more than their
heads, or one who knows IL all, or the
crook, or the "pie-face," or the girl
whose head runs to hemp, or the boy
whose life runs to creased trousers,
for then l would know l was losing
M grip. But would be more disap-
pointed II people who want to live
should not like them, for then would
know l had run past my roundhouse,
l can't find many great men who
got their start with steam heat.
The sermon was so impressive the
other night tbSt to- eS.,sy paid atten.
ton!
am so glad God and heaven ar,
bigger than the little knothole / look
thru!
Christians should be seen and not
heard.
When you get to feeling sorry for
yourself it's time TO get scared.
Some folks haven't done a thing for
fifty years but keep the undertaken
out of job.
A good trouble-maker can always
find employment, The raw materials
are everywhere.
Let's stay acquainted. The worlds
so small we'll need each other before
we get out Of it.
II there is one thing most of us en-
Joy more than doing good deed, it
is telling about IL afterwards.
The man who thinks a half-dollar
high for lecture, thinks 1t is dirt
cheap for the Bowery Burlesquers.
have been seventeen Years on the
Lyceum platform, and have spent
nine of them waiting for the late
trains.
When ! see a lot Of these college
graduates who can't spell. think of n
man with a plug hat and barefooted.
I'd rather be able to say mol" at
the right time than to be able to
make Daniel Webster speeches all
the rest of my life.
Why can't make grass grow in my
front lawn where pray for grass and
sprinkle Mellin's food, when l can.
fight it down In my garden, where
pon't want 1t?
Children read you-they don't ask
to see your diplomas. You can't fool
child-you can only fool grown-ups
and wise people. Let's start the chill
dren right and save money on mis-
sionaries later on. Making our coun-
try is better than saving it-and
cheaper.
Our job Is to work and Gods JOB
Is to take care of us, but so many
ire afraid that God don't know His
business. They sit around doing the
worrying for the world when they
,ught to be hoeing in the garden or
weeping the snow of the sidewalk.
-E--H EzE
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
Wilson,.

w lloUHs
Digging potatoes and husking corn is
the order of the day.
Frank Lilac was threshing in this vi
cinity the last of the week
Arthur Cook and family of Warner
Twp. were guests at Elmer Hayners
last Sunday.
Miss Ethel Brintnall who is teaching
at Rock Elm spent Sunday at her home
in Wilson.
Herbert Sutton and family OF Boyne
City were guests of relatives in Wilson
over Sunday.
Emerson Collins, and Omar Scott
with their families of Boyne City visit
ed relatives on Rowland Hill Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. r. Rowland and
daughter attended the funeral Of Mrs.
Nowland's uncle, Daniel Isaman, at In
termediate last Wednesday.
Mrs. Maule and daughter have been
staying at Frank Smiths the past two
weeks while Mr.. Maule is putting down
wells in this VICINITY.
A surprise party organized by Earle
Batterbee proceeded to the home of
f. L. Rowland last Friday night and
spent very pleasant evening
An attendance of 35 and visitors at
Wilson Grange last Saturday evening.
During the business hour the following
delegates were elected to the County
Convention held in CharleyoiX the first
Tuesday in October: Mr.. and Mrs.
Richard Lewis, Robert Shepard and
Edward Brintnall. After recess can
didates were initiated in 3rd and 4th
degree of the Order, followed by a
short program. The evening closed by
bountiful supper served by the ladies
and general good time was enjoyed
by all.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04

There are merchants who take the
wrong course in order to head the
farmers off from going to the mail or
der houses, by trying to club them
back. 1t won't do. They're from
Missouri and will have to be convinced
there are bargains for them here at
home, and that means persistence,
patience, good craftsmanship and the
expenditure of little money for adj
vertising. Neither farmers nor any
one else are coming here because they
love the merchants. It's business
deal and a number of contractors in
the field after the job.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
BLACK SILK
STOVE POLISH

on your parlor stove. kitchen stove OF gas stove.
Get can from your hardware or stove dealer.
II you do not find It bette, than any other stove
POLISH you have used before. your dealer Is
authorized to refund your money. But we teel
sure you win agree with the Thousands OF ctr
pp-todate women who are now uS' lack
silk Stove Polish and who <ay IT is the 6esF
ifoze folIIh epcy MOE
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
SERIOUS HUMORIST
IS RALPH PARLETTE
Editor Of Lycsum Magazine On
Local COu Sc.

Perhaps the most popular and most
loved man among Lyceum workers Is
Ralph Parlette, noted humorist and
lecturer, editor of The Lyceum Mag
azine, who will give one Of his best
lectures here this season. He has
spoken in every state In the Union
and in most OF the provinces OF Can.
ada, as well as in Europe. He fills
over 500 lecture engagements year,
editing his magazine (Which is one oil
the best in America) while travelling.
He began lecturing in Ohio seventeen
years ago. and he goes over Ohio with
solid weeks Of engagements today in
towns where he has spoken from
twice to ten times, getting there his
greatest crowds. He has filled over
5000 engagements Though he now
gives all his year to the platform,
calls for him overfll it. He has spok'
en- before every kind of audience
from the eriny miners at the shaft
to the cultured club OF the city, and
has made every occasion great.
Some Parletteisms.
Mr.. Parlette has a quaint way Ol
saying serious things. He doesn't try
to be funny, he is desperately in earn
est, yet the audience laughs every lit
tie while, but that is merely Incl
dental. Here are a few of Parlette's
sayings that have had wide circula
ton:
would be disappointed II every
body in an audience should like my
lectures. l would be disappointed II
the man with the permanent crouch
should like them, or the people who
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
SATURDAY. OCTOBER 4lh' 1913.
Presbyterian Church Notes
Rev. A. ID. Grigsby. Pastor.

Usual services in the Presbyterian
church next Sunday. The sacrament
of the Lords Supper at close of morn
ing worship. The pastor expects all
members to be present without fail.
New members will be received.
Next Sunday and during fall and
winter months the Y. p S. c.. E. will
begin half hour earlier at 6:15 and
services at 700. Please note this
change in time.
Sunday School directly at close of
morning worship. The superintendent
looks for all to be in their places at
11:45. The school is steadily building
up in numbers and efficiency but
there is still room for others.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
St. Joseph's Church
Rev. Timothy Kroboth.

Sunday Oct. 9Th.
1890 a. m. High Mass.
700 p. m. Devotions and Benediction
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
Christian Science Church Notes,

Christian Science Society hold SER
vices in their room over the postoffice
Sunday morning at 1O:SOi Subject of
lesson "Unreality."
Sunday School at 1900 m.
Wednesday evening meeting at $780,
Reading room in the same place open
every Tuesday and Thursday after
moons from 2 to 4.
All are cordially invited to attend the
services and visit the reading room.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
Grounds for Divorce.

A Cleveland lawyer tells this one,
"A woman came up to my office the
other day and wanted to know II she
could get divorce because her hus.
band didn't believe in the Bible.
told her that unless she had some
thing else on him there would be nc
ece In bringing suit.
"'But he's an absolute infidel!' She
insisted.
"'That makes no difference said L
doesn't ii, indeed?' she cried. tri.
urphantly. Well, you are fine Law
yer, I must say. Here's the laws OF
Ohio, and they say that infldelity, q
proved, is q ground for divorced"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
Foley Kidney Pills Succeed

Because they are an honestly made
medicine that relieves promptly the suf-
fering due to weak, inactive kidneys
and painful bladder action. They Of
fer powerful help to nature in build
ing up the true excreting kidney tissue
in restoring normal action and reliev-
ing bladder discemforts. TRY THEM,
Hites Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04

The changeable weather of early fall
brings on coughs and colds that have a
weakening effect on the system, and
may become chronic. Use Foley's Hon.
ey and Tar Compound. 1t has very
soothing and healing effect on the hri-
tated and inflamed air passages, and
will help very quickly. 1t is a well
known family medicine that brings re-
suits. Hitcs Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04

Henry A. Johnston, business man
of L'Anse, Mich, writes: "For years,
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound for
coughs and colds has been our family
medicine. We give it to our children,
who like it on account of its pleasant
taste. 1t is safe cure for coughs and
colds" II contains no opiates. Hites
Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
Quick Help to Backache and Rheumatism.

The man or woman who wants quick
help from backache or rheumatism,
will find it in Foley Kidney Pills. They
act SO quickly and with such good eff
feet that weak, inactive kidneys that
do not keep the blood clean and free of
impurities, are toned up and straight
ened to healthy vigorous action. Good
results follow their use promptly.
Hites Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04

Call at WHITTINGToNS get pr ices,
and inspect his WALL PAPER.
1t is never too late to blame il on the
other fellow when you make mistake.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1913-10-04
cHARLEvoix COUNTY HERALD
q. A. Lisk. Publisher
ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR

Entered at the postofiice at East .Iorcar
Michigan. as second class mail martsr.
Evening journal., 1913-11-07
RESUME WORK
ON LEWES CREEK

LEWES, Del. Nov. with former
Congressman DIR. Hiram Il. Burton, sew
eral OF the officials and scores of the
citizens of Lewcs ON the Ocean House
bridge and banks of Lewes creek yester-
day aftrnoon, dredgc No. 4 of the Rick
ards Dredging Company Of Philadelphia,
took out the first shovelful Of mud from
the creek at few minutes after l
O'Clock. As the mud was hoisted out
of the water and laid on the bank, the
scores of people ON the bridge aud bank
checred the work heartily. The work
was watched for two hours by the crowd
and during the afternoon hundreds of
people walked to the scene OF activities.
This work commences the project that
has been hanging fire for many years
and which DR. Hiram r. Burton strived
so hard TO get while member OF
Congress and in the DAYS following
That the project is now fully under way
and will be pushed forward rapidly is
due to his efforts.
This work was commenced several
years ago at Rehoboth and the canal
was dug for some distance but was stop,
ped short time afterwards on account
of lack of funds.
Evening journal., 1913-11-07

ercoals, Heavy, Warm Materials, New Mill o. ro
olar, Belt in Back. Size to II Years Do.CU
Evening journal., 1913-11-07
A SOUR STaMACH
GAS, INDIGESTION
"Pape's Dlapepsln' ends all
Stomach distress in five
minuteS---Time ii!

II what you just ate ID souring on
your stomach on lies like lump VI
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas and eructate sour, undigested food,
OF have a feeling Of dizziness heartburn,
fullness, nausea, bad taste in mouth
and stomach, headache e,cmrdlutaoinhrhu
blessed relief in five minutes
Ask your pharmacist to show you the
formula, plainly printed on these fifty
cent cases Of Papc's Diapcpsin. then you
win understand why dyspcptic troubles
OF all kinds must go, and why they re-
licye sour, out order stomachs OF in.
digestion in five minutes. "papes Dia
pcpsn' is harmless; tastes like. candy
though each dose will digest and pre-.
pare for assimilation into the blood AL
the food you eat; besides, it makes YOU
20 TO the table with a healthy appetite
but, what will please you most, y that
NOu will feel that your stomach and in
tcstines are clean and fresh, and yoI
will not need TO resort TO laxatiycs ol
liver pills for biliousness or constipa
tion.
l,.s city will have many "Pape's Dia
pepsin' cranks, as some people v III cal
them, but you win be enthusiastic about
this splendid stomach preparation, too
II you ever take il for Indigestion, gases
heartburn. sourness, dyspepsia, or any
stomach misery.
Get some now. this minute, and ri,
yourself of stomach trouble and indi
aestion in five minutes.
Evening journal., 1913-11-07

women who will call on the President
at Washington and by direct questions
learn his stand on the suffrage ques-
ton.
The session yesterday afternoon
was largely occupied by interesting
addresses by Mrs. w. W. Sharp, fra
ternal delegate from the w G. r. u
Miss Mary n. A. Mather. delegate
from the Consumers League; Miss
Caroline Cooper, delegate from tn,
Juvenile Court.
Miss Vernon explained the work
Of the Congressional Union, and Miss
Cooper urged the women TO attend
the Juvenile. Court and become more
familiar With the social problems
that are brought 10 light there
Miss Mather made plea for the
Consumers League. She said that
as all suffragists are consumers they
should belong to the Consumers Lea
que. She urged the delegates to do
theer buying at home and by all
means TO do their Christmas shopping
early. She thinks the time has come
when We should put the vii" in VIII
mington and to try at home with our
shopping before VIC so anywhere. and
thereby We will get the good will oil
the merchants.
The following resolutions were unani
mously adopted:
Resolved, That the Delaware Equa
Suffrage Association assembled in con
vcntion request the United States Sena
tors and Representatives of Delawar
TO support the amendment to the Unite
States constitution enfranchising VIC
men.
'Rcsolycd. That we heartily cougratt
late the people OF the whole county an
country in the winning Of partial frai
chisc for Tho women Of Alaska
'Resolrcd. That we extend mos
hearty thanks for the cooperation an
support OF the public press. which la
done so much TO extend knowledge q
our principles and 60 help us carry on
our plans.
Resolved. That we rejoice in lon
hoped for attainment of the Alliate'
College for Women in Delaware, whicl
will so enlarge the opportunities OF thl
girls of our State.
Resolved, That inasmuch as the vot'
at the next Presidential election will hi
increased by 100000 women votes, II
would be desirable TO have Dclawar
womcns votes added TO the number &
balance those of other States whiel
might be adverse 20 our opinions sine
women are going TO vote not as a uni
but rs members Of all parties.
"Rcsolvcd. That We rejoice in the tri
umph Of the efforts of the commite
of the Consumers League in securing
/ Che passage of the ten hour law 70
women, we also are thankful for the lay
4 limiting the hours OF labor for children.
Miss Lore opened the afternoon scs
sion with a song. Mrs. W, S. Quigle
presided
Evening journal., 1913-11-07

When your system is robbed Of IL
natural digestive juices. In their corr
rect proportion, a HtAe candy-like
lStuart's Dyspepsia Tablet gives to
hhem the qualities they lack and you
khereby rest the digestive apparatus
and allay irritation, pain, gas and
ktomacb trouble.
Pepsin such as used in a Stiiart'n
tablet is one OF natures greatest aids:
and when this is combined with tho
other ingredients you simply bring
happiness TO every worn-out nerve Of
the stomach, liver. intestines, pam
creas and other organs.
Predigested foods Will not aid "a
kure II she insists on manufacturing
rhe wrong juices. Besides this the
bowels need coarse and heavy foods
In order to make bowel pack which
As vitality essential to health
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets mix with
the food IN the stomach, have a
tendency to stop gas formation, sour
stomach. decay. etc; then as the food
lpasses into the lower digestive tract
Fthe intestines) it takes the Stuart's
digestive agents with II, and there is
where the real work Is done
The nutritve value OF food and
tablet is separated from the waste
matter and is sssimilated and distri-
Ihuted into the proper parts OF the
body. The blood Is enriched and the
liver stored with the qualities the
eystem needs.
Go to your druggist now and buy,
y box OF Snart's Dyspepsia Tablets.
brlce SOC and then eat what you wlll:i
Re t.f~o tohiaf affarunrde Thoul
lwiil come TO you the beginning OF ths
end Of all your stomach troubles and
Hood fears.
Evening journal., 1913-11-07

Wy, Blue Chinchilla 0vercOas Sl2 10 SIS a. sO
S, Saturday Only @/.OV
Evening journal., 1913-11-07
SUNDAY CONCERTS
AT HOTEL DUPONT

On Sunday afternoon the Hotel Du-
Pont will inauCurate its winter sea-
son Of sacred concerts
Miss Ethel Hepburn. who became a
fayorite with the people who ATTENDED
the concerts last year, has again been
engaged and will sing two solos at
the opening event. j. Frank Huss,
Wilmington's we'll known baritone
soloist, will also render, several selec-
lions. Frank j. Dummig, the musical
director Of the Hotel DUPONT or
chestra, will give a selection. During
the concert tea will be served on the
mezzsuine floor OF the hotel.
Quite number of tables have been
engaged for the tea, and those fortu-
nate IN attending them last year were
favorably impressed with the service.
The management is being compli-
mented on It's decision IN again hold
ing the concerts. The program OF
the concert follows; Hotel Dupont
orchestra. Frank j. Dummig, director I;
march Under the Banner OF Vic
tory (N. Blon) overture, "Masaniel-
To-" Cd. T. Auber); soprano solo,
"Oh Divine Redeemer," (Gounod)
Miss Ethel Hepburn: viloin solo,
"Mazurka de Concert &C.. Musin) /;
Il. j. Dummig; baritone solo, "a Per-
feet Day" &c. j. Bond), J. Frank
Huss selection, Madame Butterfly"
GO. PuccinD soprano solo, "My
Heart at Thy Dear Voice" Samson
ct Delila) Saint Saens, Miss Ethel
Hepburn: serenade. Or. Drigo) bari
tone solo, Good Night Sweet
Dreams" q. w. Bishon), ] Frank
Huss; "Sweethears," (V Herber) ;
"Star Spangled Banner"
Evening journal., 1913-11-07

and Overcoats. Blue, Gray and Black co 90
las, with new Astrakhan Collars DC.VO
Evening journal., 1913-11-07
AUTO HITS, POSTS BROKEN.

A cement post and lamp post, in
front of Irish-American Hall, we're
broken by an automobile truck yes
terday afternoon. The truck was
owned by the Bradford Company and
was standing along the curb, when
an automobile. owned by James
Wharry skidded on the recently
sprinkled street and struck the Brad
ford truck The latter skidded
against the posts and broke them Off.
Evening journal., 1913-11-07
VALUE OF RHEUMA
FROM THE COURT
Judge Barhorst was Relieved of Rheu-
matism After Doctors Failed.

matism After Doctors Failed.
II. you have tried many other reme'
dies and doctors treatments for Rheu-
matism and found they failed, do not
be slepticaI about trying RHEUMA.
Read tie testimony Of Judge John Bar
horst OF Fort Loramie, O.;
"After treatment by three doctors
without result. have been cured OF a
very bad case Of Rheumatism by using
fvo bottles OF RHEUAiA. 1t is nov
tvo years since J used the remedy, ant
am still a. wen as ever. Previously
was a cripple, walking with crutches.'
Such testimony should be convincing
q cents. Of \. =. Danforth, Market aul
lccond streets
Evening journal., 1913-11-07
(Hooray! For Me-
/ Can Eatl
8tusrt's Dyspepsia Tablets Bring jog
to the Starving Dyspeptlcs
Who Cannot Safely Eat.

To seat ones self at festive board
Or a heavily laden table and not b
aDle to eat is positive sorrow to most
byspeptics and stomach sufferers, and
likewise pain.
Evening journal., 1913-11-07

" c. A. BIBLE CLASS. OPENS
In Y. NJ. G. A. Hall last evening tho
first meeting of the Bible teacher class
was held. G. f. Schofeld had charge
of the class. Meetings will be held
each Thursday evening.
Evening journal., 1913-11-07
COLDEY COLLEGE
.ALUMNI RECEPTION.

ALUMNI RECEPTION.
The tventy-third annual reception
OF the Goldey Alumni to the grad
uating class viii be given 10 the
college rooms tonight. All gradu-
.ates OF the school are invited The
program to be rendered is a very en-
pertaining one. Nock's Orchestra will
furnish the music.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-09

Fargo. Beginning at O'clock 9 re-.
cital. viii be given. in which MISS
athcrin Fjclde, pianist, Mrs. Walter
Reed, contralto, and Miss Margaret
Bentisy @sioiinist, will be presented.
Miss Simmons Will give an address
ON thu DRAMA League Of America"
Following. this viii he the comedy,
When Americans Go to Oxford"
written tor the Wretirs' Section Of
the Fine Arts club Of Fargo by Miss
Jessie Comstock, and presented by
aild under the direction OF the Drama
Section Of the same club. Music will
be furnished by the Grand tlheater
Ladies' orchestra. The cast is made
up Of local talent and the leading
parts will he taken by Mrs. Blanch
Boyden Hutchinson, Mrs. H. r. Hub.
hell, Mrs. G. D. Bowling, Mrs. Leland
Porter, Miss Katherine York. Edmund
Freeman, Cyrus Poplar, Lysle Davis
and Reginald COlley.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-09
Correspondence
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Miss Milne Agjeld of Brockton,
Mont, and Mr.. Ole Hong of Wheelock
were united in marriage at the home
of the BRIDES sister, Mrs. r. J. Silver.
son, on Wednesday. Oct. /, at 10
clock. Rev. stuelard read the serv-
ice in the presence of a few intimate
friends and relatives. The bride and
groom left Friday for Brockton, Mont.
where they will make their home.
They take with them the best wishes
of scores Of friends in this commune
ity. ,,4 +e@ lsH
Miss Selma Lofgren, who has been
acting as clerk for the Lofgren Mer.
camille company during the past sum.
ner, left last week for her home in
Dassel. MINI.
James Kennedy has been acting as
mail driver, in the absence Of John
Wallstead. who is moving his resi-
dence from his farm to Wheelock.
The Brooklyn consolidated school
opened last week with an enrolment
of ST.,
Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Hylden were en-
tertained Sunday at the c. II. LOT.
gren home.
Mrs. C. P. Johnson will prove up
her claim, 10 miles south of Wheel
ock, in the near future.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-09
"CASfARE1S" RELIEVE
SICK, SOUR STOMACH
Move Acids, Gases and cIogsed Waste
81 From Liver and Bowels.
Get a 1O.cent box NOW.

Get q 10.cent box now.
That awful sourness, belching Of
acid and foul gases; that pain in the
pit .of the stomach, the heartburn, ner.
vousness, nausea, bloating after eat
ing, dizziness, and sick headache.
means q disordered stomach, which
cannot beiregulated- until you remove
the cause. t.. isn't your stonach's
fault. Your stomach is as, good as
any. ;s:s
=, Try Cascarets; I, they Immediately
cleanse The stomach, remove the sour,
tihdtgelted and fcrmenting food and
foul gases; take the excess bile from
the liver and carry of the constipatcd
waste matter and poison from tho
bowels. Then, your stomach trouble
Is ended. A fCascaret tonight will
straighksn yon out by morning. 10.
cent box from any drug store will
keep your stomach sweet; liver and
bowels regular for months. Don't
forget the children--their little insides
need . good, gentle cleansing, too.
ADV. II, $50; sa.2 - ~ y h: =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1913-10-09
hankinson Couple Married.

Fargo Courier.News: A. pretty
wedding occurred in St. Philips
church in Hankinson, when Rev. Jo'
seph r. Studnicka joined in wedlock
Josephine Barbara Wittmen and John
r. Ehr. After the ceremony we'd
ding breakfast was served at the
homo of the brides sister with rela-
tives and few: intimate friends pres
ent. After wedding trip to Water
loo, Iowa. Mr.. and Mrs. Ehr will be at
home in HankinsOn.