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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-07-07
! GIVE THEE ETERNITY.


How many paltry. foolish. Paint
ed things
That now in coaches trC;!hir
every street
Shall be forgotten, whom no.
poet sings,
Ere they will he wrapped lit
their winding sheet.
Where / to thee eternity Snail
give
When nothing else remaineth
of these days
And queens hereafter shall be
glad to live?
Upon the aims of thy superflu-
Gus praise
Virgins and matrons, reading
these my rhymes,
Shall be so much delighted
with my story
That they shall grieve they lived
not in these times
To have seen thee, thy sex's
only glory.
So shalt thou fly above the vul-
gar throng,
Still to survive in my immortal
song.
Michael Drayton
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
lBo If PETWUS
Phone 296.

FOR SALE-$2600 buys an east
front modern home on S. Maybell
street; living rooms, closets, pant
ries and also good barn, storm cave,
fine well of water, Garden, Chicken
house and fruit; this is a snap.
$500 buys an S-room modern
home; n. Denver right on the hill
overlooking the city, and $500 will
handle this. one more snap for you.
$5500-Just think of twill buy
you an S-room house and a 2-story
big barn; 100 east front, by 140 n.
front; room for big modern houses.
Think of It right in the city. $4,000
will handle this. If you are a spec
ulator, here is your chance FOR n
money maker.
$500 will buy you a 4-room good
house; 100 140 feet, east front;
good barn, chicken house, fine well
of water at the door; in Orcutt Park
addition.
$1,000 buys a 10-room modern east
front home within blocks Of the z.
O. Another snap for you.
And ] have many more. See me.
Room 3 over Exchange National
bank. Phone 2059
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
Farms.

FOR SALE-WELL IMPROVED so
acre farm in Washington county.
VIII sell to responsible party for part
cash and balance time. ldlers need
not reply as this farm will be sold
only to one that will bear investiga-
tion. Oil lease more than pays taxes.
Address 1897, care World.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
Board and Room

BOARD AND ROOM FOR THREE
young Len. 312 West Third. Phone
2003.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
1T[HIIREE SOLID


month.
a
good s240O
Veryh
good 'front.' modern rents now for
a In fact wee
residence
reasonable
Colonial Trust
any ind of real esta o red
in in
tatemen is here
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
POULTRY.

FOR SALE - INDIAN RUNNER
ducks Phone Black us.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
For Sale

one 16-inch Electric Fan. Cost
new $4,000. Good as new, $500,
one large Ice Box, right for res
taurant or dairy use Only $500.
Century Refrigerators, none better
at any price. From 500 10 $1,000.
Water Coolers from S175 To $500.
Ice Cream Free2ers, S1.00 to SL0O.
Hammocks, S1.50 To $3.50.
Lawn Movers, $3.50 TO $3.50.
Porch Swings, SI.50
W. W. BEATIE.
Phone 961. % West First
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
+. NJ. WHITE
INVESTMENT.

Owner leaving the city authorizes
us to sell brick building with 100
foot frontage on North Main. Con-
tains five store rooms each with full
basement. This property will double
In value in five years. Investigate
this.
Five-room bungalow, modern, also
an eight-room modern two-story
house, both new and ready for occu-
pancy, hn Crosbiet Heights, sl,SO
and $4,000 respectively. Easy terms
Room 20, Phone 1907.
T. o. Bldg. w. A. REEVES
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
HOME BUYERS.

HOME BUYERS.
$4,000 Five room, new, modern bun
galow, south side. Easy terms
$4,000 I room, new, east front. s.
Boston. Easy terms.
$500 s room, new, modern cottage
$500 cash balance monthly.
s105O Choice corner lot S. Carson.
1850 Choice 70x13O corner, S. Den
yer.
$1100 Choice corner Carlton Place.
$3.50 Good 3 room house, barn, well,
west part city, close in, easy
terms. Phone SO or 65.
EDWARD f. BARRETT.
212 Bliss Building.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18

LET ME SHOW YOU

A nine-room modern house; east
front; shade trees; barn, well; cor
ner and paved streets; close in.
A nine room modern house, corner,
west 'front.' at ......... ..S3500
Two lots in Lindsey Addition, each
at .... ......... .........S .S25O
Three lots within two blocks Of
the new postofiice site at bargain.
Five room cottage, corner lot ST.
15O
Five room cottage, corner lot, east
front; close in; $500 cash ..Sl,SOO
IBo f. PIElrIrUS
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18

WANTED-BOARD AND ROOM BY
young man. 1916 care World.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
Mooney GO L0aIl

On household goods, pianos, dia'
monds or live stock. Rates reason.
able. Room 2b over =. o. or Phone
1868.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
Store Rooms

FOR RENT-OFFICE SPACE WITH
janitor service. Room 305 Palace
Building.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
l12b SOUTH cARsoN

PART CASH, BALANCE ON TIME.
SiN-room, two-story modern house,
corner lot paved street, sleeping
porch, house vacant can glyc immc-
diote possession, by Owner Phone
Red b05,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-05-18
For Sale

Heavy Supported Cots, the best
made. only S2.25.
Sanitary Couches, new and heavy
kind. only $500.
iDavcnports only $500.
Cotton 4O-pound Mattress; roll
edge; fancy tied, $500.
Heavy steel Hoover Springs, Use
no Stats. Guaranteed ten years. only
$3.50.
Two-inch continuous post Ncrnis
Martin Bed, only $500.
, Large Solid oak Dresser. Guaran-
teed oak Finish French plate mir
ror 2OX24. Only $1,000.
". ". BEATTIE.
Phone 961, 23 West First
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-02-06

FORD MODEL "I"
In This--Its Tenth Successful Year
As@ mn.e man.a
apsp.s~a
What Has Been ACCOMPLISHED
Worldwide Reputation
~ - ma%r .mnan
Simplicity and Unit Construction
A Truly Wonderful Engine
d& lmmy@mu manapwsa
Ford Vanadium Steel
s.h~~s ~nrh~
Remember
nAhpa Aasvvh
sun hrn@a"n. u&nlor",
Five Passenger Touring Car, F. O. B. Detroit 100000
Two Passenger Runabout F Detroit $525OO
Unequpp
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
NOTES FROM BETHEL
Death of Mrs. John J. Robinson-oak
Ridge Meetinr Postponed-Personal

Death of Mrs. John J. Robinson-oak
Ridge Meetinr Postponed-Persona
Mention. a"Hh.' ..'
Glover, September This communi-
" was shocked last Saturday by the
sudden death Of Mrs Jno. ]. Robinson,
which occurred at her home two and
one half miles south Of Bethel church.
Mrs. Robinson was about 30 years OF
age and in her usual health until a few
hours before her death which was
caused from apoplexy. She Is survived
by her husband and the following chill
drern: Mrs. II. L. Johnson. Lee, Rufus,
Hattie, jamie and Frances. Also by an
aged father, Mr.. P. r. Currence OF
Gastonia, N. c.. and the following
brothers and sisters: Mrs. Emily Har-
per: Mrs. Lee Harper, Mrs. Silas Glenn,
Mrs. Jno. Jones, Mr. ]. d. B. Currence,
Mr.. B. ]. Currence, Mr.. Jno. l. Cur
renee and Mr.. Sylvesta Currence.
The funeral services were conducted
in the church at 1890 o'clock Sunday,
by her pastor, DR.. Robt. Adams, and
were attended by an unusually large
gathering.
The meeting of the Bethel Improve
ment association was to have been held
at Oak Ridge last Saturday afternoon
but was postponed on account OF Mrs.
Robinson's illness, until next Saturday
afternoon at four o'clock.
Mr.. and Mrs. Luther o. Latham are
visiting at the home of DR.. and Mrs.
Robt Adams.
Mr.. Latham preached at Bethel last
Sunday morning.
Quite a number of young people will
leave this week and next for school.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1913.
SHARON NOTES
Opening of the sehool--First Bale OF
cotton-No New Depot Yst-Person-
N Man&ian -r.#

Correspondence The Yorkviile Enquirer
Sharon, Sept. s.-The Sharon High
school began its annual session yester-
day morning with eighty -one students
on the roll and prospects Of having the
number increased to 100 before the END
Of the week. A number Of patrons and
others interested in the school attend
ed the opening, and short talks were
made to the children by Revs E. b
Hunter and John A. McMurray, former
Principal A. M. Erwin and Prof. John
B. Paysinger, the present principal
Prof. Paysinger Is a graduate OF the
class Of 1918 Of Wofford college, and
comes to take charge Of the Sharon
school highly recommended. He Is as
sisted by Misses Winnie Crawford
Minnie Palmer and Wilmore Logan who
have been on the faculty Of the school
during several years past.
The first bale Of the new crop OF cot
ton was sold last Saturday by Sam
Smith, a negro farmer who lives near
Sharon. The cotton was bought by Mr..
J. D. Hope at 12s cents. UP to this
morning there had been three bales
ginned here, and it is quite likely that
before the end of the week the local
ginneries will have plenty to do.
No definite promise has been MADE
the Sharon people in regard to the
new depot which they are anxious to
secure. AS was mentioned in The En-
quirer some time ago. the matter has
been taken up with the Southern rail-
way authorities and now rests with
them.
Miss Matte Lucas Of this place. suf-
fered a stroke Of paralysis yesterday
morning and Is in q critical condition.
Mr.. A. Hafner Of the Blairsville
neighborhood is in critical condition
at his home, the result Of general
breakdown. Mr.. Hafner is in his $50
year, and is one Of the oldest citizens
Of York county.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. d. Gwinn were hosts
to number Of Sharon young folks at
a lawn party last Friday evening.
Those who were present report de-
lightful evening and much enjoyment
of the occasion. The following were
present.: Mr.. and Mrs. Sims Pratt.
Misses Sara and Fanny Youngblood,
Rebecca Saye, Marie Graves, Ella Lee
Byers, Elsie and Bessie Horton, Lois
Piexico, Peninnah Cain; Messrs. John
Wylie, s. c. Hollofield, David Byers,
Fred Peninger, John Rainy Say, Clyde
and Bratton Plexico, John Dickson,
Haskell Sherer.
Mr. Henry Mitchell Of Rock Hill, Wis
tied relatives in this section last week.
Mr.. John c. Jones Of Lancaster, Is
visiting Mr.. Ernest Dowdle's family
near Sharon.
Rev. John A. McMurray Of Guthries-
Vile. spent yesterday in Sharon. the
guest Of Mr. A. M. Erwin's family.
Miss Annie Caldwell left this morn
ing to resume her studies at the Due
West Woman's college.
Miss Lizzie Love left Saturday AFTER
noon for Ninety six, s. c., where she
will again teach school.
Mr.. A. r. Smarr spent Sunday with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. T. Smarr
at Bullock's Creek.
Mr.. T. A. Gwinn is very sick at his
home near Sharon.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
OUR LINE Is COMPLETE

A ND Prices Right. We are closing
"A out our lines of Dry Goods, Notions,
We are still at the same old place.
JACKSON BROS,
70t.f.4t Glover, 8. c.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
M11LER,s BARsERsHoP

|I HAVE bought the Pressing busi-
i ness Of the Sanitary Pressing Club,
and am now prepared to do First t-class
Cleaning, Pressing and Mending. Work
for ladies speciality. Your patronage
solicited. Phone 241. Prompt service.
10 TT. 4t' G. NJ. MILLER.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
MONEY REFUNDED
WITH A SMILE.
Leading Drug Store Will Give Money
Back Should There Ever Be Case
Where Dodson's Live Tone Fails.

Dodsons Liver Tone Is g. mild veg
etable Liver Tonic which operates so
successfully in cases Of constipation
torpid liver or biliousness that 1t has
practically taken the place Of calomel
the drug which is so often danger
Gus. The York Drug Store, which sells
Dodson's Liver Tone. recommends 1t
as a reliever Of constipation, sour
stomach, biliousness and sluggish liv-
er. 1t works gently, surely and harm
lessly. II bottle should ever fail to
give satisfaction The York Drug Store
will refund the price paid without
question.
The price of Dodson's Liver Tone Is
SO Cts. per bottle. Be sure you get
Dodson's Liver Tone and not some
medicine put up in imitation that Is
not backed up by a guarantee and
that may contain harmful drugs.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
Spstial gutires.
Communion at Bethesda.

The meeting preparatory to the reg
ular fall communion at Bethesda, will
begin Friday night, September the
18th. Services will continue through
Sunday. Jno. A. McMurray, Pastor.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
Oliver Plows

There are probably more Genuine
Oliver Chilled Turn Plows in use In
York County than of all other makes
Of Turn Plows combined. These
Oliver Plows have been sold in York
county within the past twenty years
and every farmer who has ever used
an Oliver Is pleased with its work, and
lasting qualities. There are cheaper
plows, but none are better. We sell
Oliver Plows and can furnish any de-
sired size promptly. We also carry a
full line Of Points and Repairs. See
US before buying.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
Protracted MEETING

Will begin at Canaan Methodist
church, Hickory Grove charge, next
Thursday morning at IL o'clock.
H. B. Hardy, Pastor.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
SpeciaI Round Trip Rates.
Gard of Thanks.

The widow and children Of Moses
Bryant, desire to express their appre-
citation Of the kindness shown them
by both white and colored friends In
connection with the illness, death and
burial of husband and father. Re-
spectfully,
M. K. Bryant,
Lizzie Bryant,
Josh Bryant,
David Bryant,
Eliza Jane Murray.
C. ]. Bryant,
P M. Murray.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
FARMS FOR SALE.

200 Acres-Six room Residence with
water works, hot and cold water,
Fairbanks-MorseG Gasoline Engine,
Meyers Force Pump, wood-saw and
frame. One tenant house and
barn. Six mile creek on one side;
40 acres in wood. Upland Is sandy
loan, clay subsoil. so acres fine
bottoms-Price $4,000 Per Acre.
32S Acres-5 tenant houses, one big
barn, corn crib and several out
houses. About go acres Of river
bottoms. Three pastures along
creek. Upland is fine for Alfalfa.
Now In cotton, peas, corn, etc.
$4,000 Per Acre.
IS Acres-yAt Catawba Junction, s. G.
One tenant house and barn. Sandy
soil, clay subsoil- $500 Per Acre.
1O8 Acres-Six room residence just
remodled and equipped with water
works, bath room, hot and cold
water in kitchen. One barn and
one tenant house. Plenty Of wood
and water on this place
$4,000 Per Acre.
These farms are 10 miles from
Rock Hill, S. c., and II miles from
Catawba, where they have a good
school, church, stores, etc, Seaboard
Air Line and Southern Railroads,
Terms: 10 Per Cent Cash, Balance
easy at Per Cent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
pinnie NJ Santiaoo.

The public is invited to a basket
picnic at Santiago on Friday, Septem-
ber II. There will be speaking and
refreshments. Trustees.
IL 2t
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
SOAPS

MOST LADIES are particular
about the SOAP they use. They want
the best when 1t is for Toilet use.
That discrimination on the part OF the
Ladies just suits us because that Is
what we buy and sell-THE BEST.
Our line includes everything that Is
good in Toilet Soaps from the low
priced Soap to the finest Of standard
Soaps that are made for specific pur-
poses-for the Skin, the Scalp. the
Hair, etc. You will make no mistake
II you come here for Soap.
TOILET GOODS
Our stock Of Talcum Powders,
Creams, Dentrifces, Brushes, etc., Is
very complete and invites your In
spection.
YORK DRUG STORE.
THE REXALL STORE.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
LAND FOR SALE IN
m BARNWELL COUNTY. 3. q.

HAVE for sale a number OF I'M
i proved Farms, situate In this coun-
ty. Too many to describe each tract.
These properties range from 100 to
$500 acres per tract Prices ranging
from $1,000 to $4,000 per acre. With q
number Of these farms are included
Farm Implements, Live Stock, Machin-
cry and everything that Is on the farm.
Write me for list Of these properties.
]. o. PATTERSON, Jr, Barnwell, g.. c.
10 I 2t'
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
WELL DRILLING

u OR work Of this line, call us al
II the Yorkville Hardware store, OF
address us at Davidson, N. c.
it, ROBINSON & WILSON.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
Ihe Cotton Market.

Yorkville, Sept. s.-Cotton 12s cts.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
. HARROWS

- HahaOWS -
II you need a Disc or Smoothing
Harrow, see us. We can sell you
just the size you want. See US for
any kind Of Farm Tools or Machine
you may want-including Oat Plant
ers and Fertilizer Distributors. Our
prices and goods will please you.
CARROLL BR ROS.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09

- carbons for typewriter and psn.
ell uss-at The Enquirer Office, 500
box, 100 shssts-The Kind you have
been paying $500 for.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-09-09
Why Not Jump
Today?

Paying any debt with a check Is
much safer than with money. Ev-
cry farmer in this county should
have a bank account, no matter how
small It is the only method Of keep
ing books By having checking
account at our bank we keep your
books for you in a faultless manner
and free of expense. Your checks
show every transaction, besides being
receipt for every cent you pay out.
II you could get as good thing as
we offer, free, in other lines, how
quick you would jump at the chance.
Why not jump TO-DAY towards the
The Bank of Glover,
CLOVER, 8. O.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-09
consequences.

Did you ever play I little OLD SaHo
called "Consequeuces?' used 10
play it in school Oh the sly. and 50
did other little boys and girls, ana
boys and girls that weren't so little
either. All about how Mr.. So-and-So
met Miss So.and.So at Mrs. So-and-
Sos. And how he said and she SAID
and the world said, and the conse'
uuences were that -, well, "oo
knows what they we're. the conse'
ouences. Happening to pick up BOOK
of games at the library one afternoon,
turned By accident to "Conso-
uuences." A thousand memories
came focking in upon ME. AnG q
thought born not Of memory but O!
experience. While life like the game.
is largely matter OF q man ana
woman meeting, meeting casually az
Mrs. So-and-So's, with long train OF
consequences, in real life not like the
game. what the world says comes at
last to be omitted from our calcula-
ton. Not through Indifference to it
the love and approval Of those about
us is the very breath Of life-but be-
cause we have 10 stand alone before
We can stand together. The strong
ones Of the earth are ever those who
do and say the thing they must and
leave the rest with God.-New York
Press.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-09
Norfolk and Wa sEsingtsn
Stsa aaoat Go.
saz. -Eia2IlsIhI i

Every day in the year for Fort Mon
roe, Norfolk, Newport News and
points south. via superb powerful
steel palace steamers.
Through connections made at Nor
folk with steamers of tie Old Domin-
ion Steamship Company for New York
and Merchants and Miners Steam
ships for Boston.
General Ticket Office, 72O nth st.
II. w.
Bond Building, Washington, d. c.
Phone Main 1920.
Seventh street wharf. Phone Main
316O.
Alexandria wharf foot of Prince
street.
W. H. CALLAHAN.
sorl 1y. General Passenger agent.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-09
FAD MO MERCY FOR AVIATOR
Country Hardware Mans Advancing
Scale of Prices Seemed to Sho"
Slight Prejudice.

Jules Vedrines, the worlds cham
pion aviator, complained in Chicago
of Americas Indifference to aviation
"The expense, perhaps, has some
thing to do with it, ne said. Flying
In America does, indeed, come high
81 know young Philadelphia who
recently mastered the monopiaEe.
With his mechaniciau he was hylnS
TO Atlantic City when something
went wrong near Tuckahoe, and they
came down in a mosquito-infested
field.
THE mechanician went to q hard
ware shop to buy q bolt.
"a bolt like that?' said the hard'
ware man, examining the mecna.
nician's broken sample. We'll, /
guess can give you g bolt like thal
for a quarter Then, suddehly, nc
frowned. Hold on, though. You're an
automobilst. amt you? In that case
It'll cost you $3.50
But a raw-bcncd lad ioafing in the
shop gave loud laugh and said:
HE amt no automobiiist. Hes
hyin' machine man
"Tn that case. stranger, SAID the
dealer quickly. the bolt will cost you
SIS, net and net"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-09
Eco Membrane for Skin.

For a long time doctors have Deen
looking for a good substitute for hui
man skin for grating. The POSSIBLE
ity has lately been demonstrated by
taking the membrane that lines the
shell OF newly laid eggs, plastering II
over the burn, and making it grow as
human skin. The disCoyerer OF this
process was treating child which had
previously been burned. and in break
ing raw egg which Ne desired the
child 10 swallow dropped part OF the
membrane by accident UDoa the burn
and bardagad the wound. Later on
II vas discovered that the Academia!
placing Of the egg membrane oTfr the
burn had caused cells TO augment in
number and gradually 10 extend oTeF
tine wound until, at the end o. some
weeks, the surface wG5 completely
covered with the new skin. The treat
melt was called 20 the attention o.
physicians and it IL now being used
to cure scaids.-Earpers Weekly.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1913-01-09
HELPINe her PICK OUT HAT
ONLY the Gay and GraceIess Rache!ot
Can See Anything Comic About
the Proceedings.

'Dearie. I want you to go with me
one day this week and help me select
hat"
This is not a request. 1t is Q con-.
mand that no married man dare5 dis
obey. Hubby is right now bracins
himself for the shock that comes at
least twice in every year. A few OF
the moor. unfortunate husbands have
already received their orders, and the
rest are looking for the worst any day
now.
This thing of helping your wife bug
a hat is tragedy. While 1t may seem
funny to a bachelor, this expedition
into the jungles of ostrich feathers
and mountains of bandboxes is not
q married mans idea Of good time.
He submits to the awful torture
twice a year, just before Easter ana
again in September. No, he doesn't
like it; he does it to keep peace IN the
family. It helps to keep the police
| avay from the door. He would wei
come the electric chair, whole day s
session with the dentist or oouble
dose of grand opera If he had his
choice. Not that his wife cares a ran
about his opinion No matter what hat
she picks out, she knows beforehand
she is not going to like it, and she
takes him along to shoulder the blame
In the spring, when the young mans
fancy is turning lightly to thoughts CT
love, the married mans frenzy-h@
hasn't any fancy-is turning seriously
to thoughts of the Easter millinery
hunt It takes him six months to get
over the experience. and just as ne
has reached the point where he can
look at bandbox without weeping nc
has to endure the suffering all over
again.