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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-05-22

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-05-22
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-05-22

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-05-22

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The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
Baked AT THE WOMAN JURY
Ships Captain 0erided Federal Regu-
Iatlons, but Dire Threat Brought
Him to Time.

The prospect of facing a woman
jury in municipal court was more eff
fectual in making Capt Brown of the
American steamer Leelenaw, comply
with port regulations than was the
threat of Federal prosecution when
Harbor Patrolman Bakesy went to the
ship to ask him to display port lights
and rig proper gangway. From his
berth, whittier he had retired early,
Capt. Brown commended the patrol
man to warm climate"
Bakcsy replied that there was a
federal fine of 5000 for the offenses;
the captain grunted from his berth.
Bakcsy threatened arrest; the captain
snored
They have woman jury in NUM-
cipal court" suggested Bakcsy, and
you WHY have to face that" Instant
ly the captain raised his hand to his
whiskers and the Waterman came
running.
"All hands on deck" commanded
Capt Brown. land order the ganGway
changed and proper lights hung.
won't face a woman jury in any court.
and me 60 years old.'-Portland Ore
gonian.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
Romantic Salute.

The Young lieutenant in his trim
and elegant uniform saluted in the
stiff and yet somehow graceful mill
tary manner a pretty matron promen-
aiding the hotel pia2zi at Old Point
Comfort
"The military salute" he said. lis
peculiarly appropriate to you. madam.
DO you happen to know its origin"
mo"
well. its origin goes back to the
days Of chiyalry to the tournaments
of the Middle Ages. In those tourna-
ments the knights before the combat
began rode past the queen of beauty
on her throne. As they caracoled by
her they simultaneously brought the
hand to a horizontal position above
the broWs. then dropped it to the side
again-a genuine military salute. And
this they did in their chiyalrous way,
to protect their ewes from the binding
rays of the queen of beauty's lowell
ness. That madam is the origin Of
the military salute. and that is why
the military salute is SO appropriate
to one like you"
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
County News
'ossSssesssessessssesseoos
{ AMBRIDGE

ar and Mrs carol Bailey were n
Bangor last week in attendance a the
STATE Grange as Mr.. Bailey is the Mas
ter elect Of Cambridge Grange
Earl Lowell is ar home from Chester.
Corn. where be has been teaching for
several years
Rev 7 L lam Of Monsoon vas IA
town recently
Little ThsIma Bailey has been in
Dexter the pas week visiting her
grandparents. Mr. and Mrs. { O.
Bailey.
Mrs Lydia Wilder is gaining slowly.
The many friends OF Mrs. Greeulief
Watson are sorry 10 learn she has had
10 go back 10 the Bangor Hospital. but
are glad her operation was successful.
Miss Louise Holt was at home over
sunday from Dexter where she has
employment.
There VII b. Christmas tree at
the village schoolhouse " Wednesday T.
N. and one al the church Thursday
evening
Raymond Whitney is al home from
Coburn Classical Institute Wateryille.
Mr. and Mrs Ernest Thornton. OF
Houlton are in town the guests OF Mis-
Thornton parents. Mr.. and Mrs Seth
Hamm
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
$4,000 IN CASH REWARDS
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The interest in the Boston Globes
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The first award is $1,000 in cash, the
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Each of these II contest pictures
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not the characters or contents OF the
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which the II titles to be represented
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fered by the Globe for those who care
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book will also be issued for the con
yenience of those who wish them.
Buy the Boston Globe today and
start in this most interesting contest
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
Wife IN name ONLY
Marriage for Money and Title
Turns Out to Be a Real
Love Affair.
BY GEORGE MuNsoN.

All London society was whispering
and questioning. for Lord Rensley
was on his way home to England after
an absence of year. He had shot
tigers In India. had speared salmon
in Alaska, and hunted grizzlies in the
wilds of western Canada. And all
the while Lady Rensley had kept open
house at the Abbey. Now he was
expected home; he would arrive in
two weeks Actually he arrived a
week earlier and Unexpectedly.
They had been married nearly three
years before Lady Rensley had been
Miss Edith Kane, of Cleveland, and
her father was one of the twelve
richest men in America. The mar
rage had been considered singularly
fortunate, for the Rensley family
dated back five hundred years-though
not the title, and his lands were ex-
tensive, although Improbable. Miss
Kane's dowry would restore the old
abbey and enable her husband and
herself to assume their rightful place
in the social hierarchy And SO
hpHSlSJ Hdd NOu tu6 Dtduly vi 1itNC-
land
This Is what happened three hours
ter the marriage: He and his bride
were face to face in their apartments
at the Eversley hotel The bride
drew off her engagement ring medita-
lively and handed it ~ him and said,
without a trace of passion.
Il shall wear my marriage ring, but
not this. The bargain is an equal one
and ] am satisfied. You will never
have cause to be ashamed of me in the
eyes of the world. Goodnight, Lord
Rensley."
You mean" he asked, that our
marriage is to be one in name only?'
Why what else did you expect?'
she answered mockingly, though her
lip was quiyering. You never loved
me. You sought me for my fortune,
as l you for your title And SO she
turned away and they said no more.
That he had sincerely loved her she
did not know, nor he that she could
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25

Fable Of Deg That Misunderstood.
Once There was a motley little vel.
low dog that was picked up in the
street by kind man. The man. feel
ing sorry for him and being afraid
no one else would be good to such
a homely cur kept him and bought
him a handsome collar and treated
him so we'll that the dog soon began
to strut and grew very proud and
vain
Surely" he said to the house cat,
4 must be very fine dog to be so
much admired and petted," and with
that he began TO bark at the solemn
old Persian cat, which ignored him
entirely
she is rather a well trained old
thing thought the dog She knows
enough not to talk back to her bet,
ters."
Then he ran out in the street and
barked at beautiful horse that was
passing the house. but neither the
driver nor the horse paid any atten.
ton to him
All" said the dog. Il must BE a
very fine dog indeed-they. too. real
ize they must not reprove their SUI
periors.
Moral To the conceited all signs
are compliments.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
Perhaps Wanted to Purchase.

William Draper Lewis, at dinner
in Chicago. said of a squabbe be
tween two factions:
IF they knew European history.
they would not fipd theA proposals SO
unprecedented But they are ienoE-
ant They are as ignorant OF Euro
pean history as Cornelius Husk was
ignorant of European art.
"Husk entered the national gallery
in Trafalgar square one day. He
watched a young student copying the
faded Rokeby Venus. then he watch
ed another young student copying q
cracked Holbein; then he watched R
third student copying a dim Ra-
phael
Finally he bent over the easel Of
the last young man and asked:
Say, mister, what do you do with
the old pictures when the new ones
are finished? THE Home Budget.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
Monuments To Marx Twain.

Mark Twain is to have two monu-
ments in Missouri one at his birth
place in Florida, the other in River
view Park. in Hannibal, both erected
by the state. He deserves them both.
but is not the inscription proposed
for the Florida memorial little too
respondent? He cheered and com
forted a tired world" But is it a
tired world? The fashion nowadays is
to praise literature in the terms of
Sancho Panzas blessing on him who
invented sleep, but is as dubious a
compliment as Popes tribute to an
Industrious contemporary writer,
"Sleepless himself, to give his read
err sleep" 1t is not only the ex-
hausted who gets good from Mark
Twain; he is one of the favorite au-
thors OF young people.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25

have cared for him had not the mar.
riage been made by her ambitious
mother In due course they sailed for
England. Rensley Abbey was redec'
Grated and thrown open. Gay parties
assembled there. II the relationship
between the two was strained, that
was known only by their discreet ser
wants and guessed at by their init
mates
Then Rensley sailed for India to
shoot tigers and the parties continued
They were as gay as ever, but different
people came There was Rizzi, for in.
stance, that Italian nobleman who had
acquired a sinister reputation in sey
eral capitals of Europe and was not
diminishing 1t in London. He brought
his attendant crowd: fashy women
came and sporting men and tawdry
actors and actresses. And Of the
character OF these people Lady Rens.
ley knew nothing, for she never stopped
to gossip and she only knew that she
liked Riz2i and that he alone Of all
of them seemed to understand her
situation and to have sympathy for
her.
So she moved among them, limo
Gently, the lonely mistress OF the
Abbey, while people shrugged their
shoulders and smiled And then they
heard that Rensley was coming home.
Rizzi too, heard it. and he put his
fate to the touch In his way he
liked this unapproachable American
lady as much as he was capable Of
liking. and as constantly. They we're
alone for a few minutes in the con
seryatory From the ballroom came
the sound Of music and the chatter OF
the guests.
81 hear Lord Rensley is coming back
next week. he said,
Yes" she answered He expects
to sail from New York tomorrow. "
1T will be different when he re-
turns Rizzi said.
"Oh. no." she answered with a shrug
of her beautiful shoulders, That will
not make any difference We shall
still have our own friends, each OF
us"
II will be terrible for YOU" he said,
studying her with his cat-like eyes.
WHY" asked Lady Rensley, facing
him squarely.
Because you do not love him" he
answered boldly
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
REAL USE FOR QUEUE
QUITE GOOD REASONS WHY
'cHlNAMAN CHERISHED IT.
Was Believed to Promote Health, and
Certainly Was a Protection to
the Head Both in Summer
and Winter.

great many people have, no doubt.
wondered just why the Chinese should
cultivate queues Il has been claimed
that the queue was sacred 70 them
that it was a disgrace TO in5ure those
long braids Of shiny black hair. Just
as it was considered nearly sacrilege
in Bible times 10 injure the beard
No doubt the chinaman TOOK pride
in his long braid Of hair. because his
fathers before him took pride In IT.
but, according 10 several authorities
who have long studied the customs
and history OF China and he Chinese
there were other reasons for tn
queue. ard apparently quite good rea.
sons at that
In the first place, the Ch.naman be
lieyed thai 1t was far more hralthnl
TO wear his head shaver. except a.
the top Of his head. and let it grow in
long mass to be braided One be
lief was that wearing the hair in this
manner increased the circulation Of
blood in the brain and therefore made
the Ghiuaman healthier and keener
Then again. during cold weather the
queue could be braided about the
head. giving the protection Of thick
warm cap. And in extremely hot
weather the queue was again braided
about the top Of the head. this time to
protect the wearer from sunstroke
The lcng queue is also used as a
sort Of neck.eloth. 10 wrap about he
neck, and il is bound loosely on the
back Of the head 10 serve as d pillow
at night Perhaps one Of the most pc
euliar uses attributed 10 II is in sud.
den illness or injury. especially in the
old days Of warfare When swords were
the general Weapons Then it was
used as a turniiuet to bind about the
injury and prevent too great a loss
of blood.
It MAS FOR these reasons as well as
for any reasons of sentiment or relig-
ion tina the Cinnamon hesitated so
long before agreeing to sacrifice their
queues but ii is evident that the Gus.
tom OF wearing queues was not what
might be termed a foolish habit" as
1t Was really made to serve a number
of uses.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
For an instant the balance trembled

For an instant the balance trem bled.
Then she flashed out an angry retort.
asking him how he dared criticise her
husband or their relationship. That
outburst might have quelled one less
experienced than Rizzi He fell upon
his knees and seized her hand and
pressed II 10 his lips.
Forgive me. Lady Rensley." he i'm.
plored 1t was objectionable In me
yet they say nothing is objectionable
In one who loves No do not start
away Hear me and then dismiss me
for ever. | have ever loved you, you
beauty with your secret sorrow, and |
have always known that he did not
love you. Why. is he TO make your
life wretched all your days because
he has YOU in his power Leave him
and come with me to Italy You shall
have my love all your days. and my
fortune shall be at your disposal You
shall"
That was the moment when Renslev
returned a week earlier than bad been
expected He had sent word. but he
had arrived before his own letter So
he had strolled quietly in
lie saw the rooms brilliantly lighted,
but. when he entered the hall none Of
the guests knew him He knew some
Of them for the fashy. shabby char
acters that they were: but this quiet
man, with the hair slightly gray over
the temples-who was he2 Nobody
cared. They were dancing no longer.
but whispering and gossiping in the
drawing rooms. and lettering near the
conservatory Somebody had told them
that Rizzi and Lady Rensley were
there.
Then Renslev entered the conserva-
tory alone And Lady Renslev seeing
him. drew back with a frightened
catch of the breath and Rizzi. know
ing him, rose to his feet and stood
looking at him defantly, with folded
arms
Pardon me for interruptlng." said
Lord Rensley. Baron Rizzi? Yes
Pray what is it you so urgently de-
sire of Lady Rensley that Won go down
upon your knees 60 herr
turned to his wife
My dear, is it in our power. or is
II your desire TO grant this gentleman
what he is asking" he demanded
No" she flashed out in her Devil
derment No"
Rensley took Rizzi by the arm.
My dear fellow. YOU shall have
your FIVE hundred pounds he said in
loud voice which carried to those
waiting outside But | wish you had
asked me instead of my Wife He
turned 10 the guests "Gentlemen.
my carriages are at your disposal"
he said. Then he led Lady Rensley
through the ballroom to her private
apartment. Under the windows the
cowed guests We're streaming out into
the grounds.
Lady Rensley tapped her fingers up
on the table.
Il want to tell YOU one thing before
We part she said Il have never
given Won reason TO be ashamed OF
me. have kept my VOW"
Lord Rensley took her hands in his.
But have not kept mine" he said.
Edith, let my faith in you be the
proof of my love. VIII you give me a
chance to show its rea1ity9"
That broke Der pride; she cried
then. in his arms
I've been fool" he said; but she
laughed through her tears when he
put back the engagement ring upon
her finger
Copyright 1913 by W. G Chapman)
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
LIKE POISON IS THE
GAS OF INDIGESTION
Kellogg's Tasieless Castor Oil Clears
Gas Out Quickly

Thousands of distressed persons will
go back to using castor oil now that
it is taSteless.
There is nothing like Kellogg's Taste
less Castor Oil to clear out the Inner
man." 1t is a relief for the pain and
bloating of gas.
kedogg's Tasteless Castor Oil is a
new and remarkable discovery. The
nauseous taste and smell are taken
out, but nothing else. It's all of the
oil, but none of the taste, and so well
purified that it acts better without
Gripiug. and does not upset the stom-
aeh. Children take it readily.
Women and workers indoors find
Ecllogg's Tasteless Castor Oil a quick
raief from the distress of poor di-
eestion, and it is a perfect laxative.
keIlogg's is not mixed or favored just
a true. tasteless castor oil.
Ask for Kellogg's Tasteless Castor
Oil at any drug store. Not sold in
bulk. but in 25c or soc bottles. trade
marked With a green castor leaf bear
ing the signature. Kellogg's. Made
only by Spencer Kellogg & Sons, Inc,
buffalo, n. " oil refners.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1913-12-25
Druggints Claim Hamifion's Old Eng
liSh Black OIL Is The Best

The abe We is a strong statement, but
experience right here in Skowhegan
proves it t, be really true. The EVIL
dence is positive, there is no guess
work about ii. G.. r. Fogg has been
selling HamiltOn's Old English Black
OF for some time and many Of his GUS
toners have been in to tell of the
benefits received. Hamilt0n's Old
English Black Oil, is the greatest heal
er known today. One man is grateful
because it cured his rheumatism, an
other used it in a fresh cut and said
he never saw anything equal it. And
we will hand you back your money
cheerfully If you are not satisfied.