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Stubs Are Blamed.

STEt- RENNILl.E. o. May 2s-C p
u.ti tho ninth frume. SteupenViiie DIS
-|nv,u a quality 81 playing fully the
.q..I NJ the league leaders. In this
.f'- IN NJ however. the stubs went
90 y.s.,- behind the Indian Watk nS'
p. ..r.- r.p d. brilliant pitching battir-
Na-.Iy broke the league L'ccfi Tor
STR. ltout- taf- season 10y taEaliE -
ne. talUugWood. on FIRST FOR the To-
"a o.. fc.l.l - double play unass sized
Tie. core.
YOU g@tsv ." % q d " -
tsa.-or.es N.se,y and or $. watkins
ard DurHell--
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BELLAIRE ATHLETICS WIN GOOD
GAME FROM SEBRING TEAM

Corbett Bennett drove one 10 Toney
At third, who caught L.isk Bennett
went 10 third on Tonsy's atternpt to
throw ~. GILES out AT rrst H. C1Iles
pIrloifet tue second sack and both
scored uu - auley's drive. Ia Tn. eighth
A. GILES mr. FOR two sacks and scored
on Corhetts drive to lett. The score:
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katxky kief-r. who tried out with the
Steelmen during the spring training has
caught on with the Huntington club OF
u" Ohio state league. kiefer came here
from Clarleroi As a protcge OF Riil Phil
lips but owing to the other star material
IN hand Manager Blount could not use
him. kiefsr 81 pitcher and first base
man. fairly good fielder and a demon
with the stick. lie will play frst base
for Huntington.
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from clubs higher up before the Inter
state season closes. At the ofr-side pill
low Al Boucher Is playing a grand game
while his performance during recent
games would indicate that he IL Vet TO
be heard from weilder OF the hlud-
seon. The local fans we're given n good
sample OF his WORK here Saturday and
the general opinion was that Boucher IL
about the best third baseman seen here
this season.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-26

II ever a hall player upset the dope
Hugh Natc. Ste-lmen first sacker turned
~" trick this season. During the ex-
iStence 81 the stove league. critics in
ultS circuit and 'he central were freely
predicting retirement for the blond one.
According To- reports ~ that time Tate
WAS billed for the humble bushes be-
cause he lid not lead the Tcntrad in hit
ting last season. and was forced 20 warm
tn" bench as the result OF numerous in
turies.
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ORTIZ WITH WAYNES
Detroit Pitcher - so'd to Clande varnsll
and VIII Do Slab work for Him
This Year.

Fort Wayne. Ind. NAV o5-The Fort
" aNu- team Of the Central league has
anuoupced thu purchase 81 Pitcher Orth
'm the Detroit Americans prth last
AcdT Was W. the Peoria team - Ne
Inree-I league.
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MATHEWSON THINKS BATTLE IS
BETWEEN GIANTS AND PIRATES

Itself on the bases. and the PLAYERS
are running the sacks with the best
teams IN the league. taking all kinds
al chances and frequently trpsettins
thelr opponents by these tactics The
plfching stan AZ present is one Of the
three strongest in the league T. Is
hard 20 say which One will SHOW nh
20 De - best finally. as time alone
can toll that. time and "A couple OF
long. hard swings around the western
circuit away from home grounds and
sympathetic crowds The Phiadelphia
club may 20 through season such
as was greatly enjoyed by the Boston
americans last year when they buzzcd
out The schedule 20 pcnnaut with
hardly an injury
The lack ~ experienced substitutes
- Doom big Weakness. II couple
q. his regulars get banged up and out
~ the game he won't have anybody
who can properly fiji their places. II
was this shortage % good sUbs'ituf.
material which caused the club 20
collapse SO badly last season lfut
should the team hold together as IL
stands to-day ir Is going tu make T.
interesting for any aggregation that IS
II the Heht for The pcuLant PartiCu
.arlv VII l. b" hard 20 Oyerfag- the
Philadelphia team Z lack pursueS y
pers!Stoutly. as u sometimes does a
club after e. has deserted u entirely
Tor couple Of seasons The QuakarS.
70 must be- remembered. arc getting
ou' farther ahead all tho time. and
: vii! have a chance 20 drop hack All
that The Giants and Pittsburgh teams
con work at for Tho present Is catch
Ing up. and y somebody does NOT stop
the phillics soon they will both have
u mans sized ioh on their hands 20
complete before september
Giants and Pirates.
To return FOR discussion % tlc
. Giants and Pirates. which was -fa
point from which started. both team S
H"re 0n all over iu the early part Of
tho race The New York players dis
PLAYED some % The worst fielding seen
on any diamond sine" tho last world IS
: series \oihiug was sure 20 The
Giants T." pitchers were also ouf
~ sorts Tcf~D1u fairuf 20 get moy-
nc and Mdrg.a-d h'irr ONT uf couli
'i'n from sickness The Giants
D. iorp'l irtp furir n.'d'rg stride .a-f
2 week with single hound. and 'hc iu-
Held S. moving Ike e string OF fire.
crackers now Instead ~ turning
outs into h4s" hits. as 1911. were doinE.
rho i'.d"r- are rou cutting down
bias" tii- and COnvor-.rg them into
b out. a- several OF the Pittsburgh
. r.tr'r- VIII fol ynu if yuI ce- %
. chance 90 consult :hru That h..u-
Following tti- cupnuraElue -i.u.
both TosreHu and Vanguard stepped
. r.' ana pitched -.c' baseball I4.f
Uest. Buho' showing very fine
gam" AGAINST 'hc Pirates when boo got
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one OF the circuit papers has the fol-
lowing TO say OF the locals second
saCker.
Steinbrenner. Weddings Sc o n d.
ECKER. Is high school youngster from
~ ilsdelphia- Last season he played a
Few games with the philadelphia Ma
tonals when that team was so badly
crippled uD and I'm need 81 players. In
his frst game with the Philli~s against
the Giants hc go' a double and n single
OFT the great ChriSty Mathewson"
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SAYS BOTH TEAMS HAVE STRUCk
THEIR STRIDE AND WILL GO.
Pitchers Are Rounding Into Form ard
Other Teams Are HITTING
the Toboggsn.
(By ch-isty Mathewson, of the New
York GlAntsl

York Giants.)
BOSTON, May ~ Thin the last
week two pitching STATS which were
counted upon 10 swing into line at
IN" beginning OF III. season have
shown the form cXpt cted OF them. The
stars belong 10 the Giants and ri.
rates and FROM this Point along | pre-
dict that i've race WI SETTLE down 20
a battle between tue New York and
PITTS hurch Clubs. They possess IN"
Two best patches Of pitchers In the
Iragu" nov. with the possible cXCep-
lion 81 philadelphia.
toth I'sreau and Marquard have
~ dlhct their last season form for
New York and Hendrix and Camltz
nave resumed operations for the Pi-
rates. i'otl teams have tn" natural
strength 20 win ball games behind
Ip'a pitching. which neither thu. Phil
ad".pnia nor -hc BROOKLYN clubs. nov
!'aoing IN" l"aEHe. possesses. That
! the reason ! figure ont thar 'hc
GIANTS and Pirates vii finally batr..
fDr %" tt.e. Tie Cubs. who made
sucA a brave showing a. the begin.
N.ng OF '.o season. nav. faded bad Is
on this eastern trip because OF tho
crumhlia. o. their pitching stan. Fol
l'N!pE this string OF de- eats. the dis
s'nSlon. which Wa~ anticipated. ha,
developed IN th- club Evers i uu
AGAINST a h'rd proposition IN Chicago
nov
80 long as thy Cubs were near -ha
tcp. ever, hing was rosy Tor him. a.,
y IS for any manager with a winnin i.
5-l cub. The fans Nera behind rinl
hl' row thar fl- team has starte,
g ,'7". t.' followers az re. game ar,
t"e.nn.ug 10 criticize Murphy FOR ln.
ing 'hHHc" 20. They wore preuar. 4
- % 'ha' a. thc opening az ;lr rae.
hu' f'" unexpected winning s-re,k 10,
90" club prevented rho knockers from
getting 30 t...r N-r work
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Two base hits-Stan!ey. Lisk and a
GILES
stolen iaeeS Wilson. II. GILES. Pracht
and Rafferty,
has~ n'ts-On Pracht. 5. Timmers.
-. Mallsy. q.
liIt haS"n1nn---Ti miners I
struck Uut-Ey Pracht, 10. Timmers
= NniI"v.
lmpIrc- Hudson
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-26

Two base hits Williams. Wille.t Sac
rihce hits I.everonz. Pratt. Sacrifice Nv.
wv stolen bases W.T.. Austin Rush
conn. Shotfon BaSe on halls wila-.
I.aVcrcrz p. Allison. ? struck ON.
NiNG't. q LeVcr@nz. . Tmpires. hide
brand and Connolly
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zanes via Another.

ZN%ESVIIT.F o.. May 25.-inVinri' %
r.t-rt.r hv Jones' l5a' canton to-day.
!f,l-.r WAS fr.;nI fpr ]" h1.~ ny tie To-
c,.s 20 ,rrortIre times. score by It.
go, r Oh o n q Q o. % .
Zl-c-,iI.c % o o 2 " - - :
s.-'-ffes itIl~er. TeNter, Jonues.
TfaEreSs~r
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q s6polRTWoR
-

Manager Montgomery OF the "Stubs''
has released pitchers Brown and Sisley
and Outnelder Byrnes. To replace them
he has sisned third oaseman Sapp Of
Columbus. Outnelder Bsrtlir and an In
dian pitcher named Watkins from Grand
Rapids.
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AMATEUR NOTES

The Intclligencer f. anxious
90 encourage and assist the fu-
fure base bail artists Of this
vicinity. and will gladly publish
all accounts 81 base ball games.
challenges. organization OF
teams and other matters per
tanning 10 amateurs. AZ any
time during the season To in
sure publication. however. the
accounts ~ amateur matters
should be written on one side
of paper only and turned in ~
tho Intelligence office I'D.
dressed to Amateur Sporting
Editor
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-26
PhACHT PITCHED FINE GAME AND
HELD VISITORS kUHLEss.
Giles Brothers Handled the STICK IL
Big League Style, Bringing an
scores at WAL.

The BellaiIe Athletic association de-
ieIt,d me strong semi profess onal
tenn OF Sebfins. -, at the Sixteenth
moo. by The score OF : t. %. Tho =
bring lads could do nothing WIN
d. .acnt'~ IHtcnluE. making on.y nv.
\ crowd 90 over so" def!ed the "a n
ana turned out u see the Athletics
ana thus administer the - hite WasH
brush 80 the v.sitnS lau-. The Beliaire
i"r thes hit IL" opposing pitchers al
most 40 VIII. securing Is nitA
i4a'ut. d.. luc1. ruk. pitched great
ball Throughout the game ana Wts well
sup ott"t rt bus team mates. Twice
ne fet red IN" opposing hatters m one.
two. tuIs" uiuei. ana throughout Tn.
reWa nder of the gam. exhibited won
d-rf1l ."nu"l and pitched almost per
r.min,rs i..; sed Tor Sebriug. and. AL
though l- Gi4 fairly we'll. thv i'eila..c
and swellsd the score. Errors also Yea
ts;rd IN his dpwu'a q. out "i about
81 VIII" iSee1 hn ne n siTa w. NH III NJ, LAY
ley went N To- stem the tide n the sew
eflth inning ANA succce,ie" 30 E'lHihS
Rae y hlctics, .,t-ik ng out four men 40
two innings
GILES Hit Hard.
The fe itur- OF the .ntile game N.,s
the hitting - the tilles boy ;,o 81 ~,
the let rsld"r, ont or -FOUR uultH w
securing ~" Singles. a tw"-nass"i ana
scoring tWr runs Il my. 1T ~r''lin'
va III shining lghJ Of the diamond.
az bat tDfe, mes. scored thf't li.liS
ana drpv. cut three singles. STANLEY
~ I4sk nlsp sWatted tn. haii. esch
having "a single ana q two bhgsei Md,-
t.V aI.a Fuga e. tU" visiting team td'il
$50. a. ed w" Singles out the. came a.
ne. lut.ptspf' tune moment
Ssbrlug has q good chance 10 score ~
the rirtn minis. Ma!l-y hittuE sdie1y
- center auu Wa advanced u thlth 'i.
l.ucu.S go, drive 20 night. hut lltl'F
retired on a. sfrik" out aHd ION
popped up aa lgucii Is. r"ui"s nv
,.. Athlete sc".'I three runs 70
re. fourth tr-E FIRST az. rtd'hei 20
Initial sac. oa i.ttrr "rror lie al
t..ttl 900 second uu Bennett sttii'-
hunt % t"L.. then W"uf Q" hrst on "a
.l~. or balls. .fpl. second ana i'lhlrH
D. Alter Ir-k when ~tHui"y drpNe one
2. fu. fer.- 'tr NO sacks. lrdcht
-fr4.< uut 4rI Wilson DROPPED % nc"
Texts l-lEtrf h-'wrru short ""d I''N
.tr. STANLEY scored. .
rsla.rc scored d-gir "a the sixth Vren
d. Cii,s DROVE v.f e. clean single ana
went fn sc.sf.4 uu STANLEY "rril'"
f.rf Tra, @ ten drove one 20 itttt'I
.4f short. wtu F'rew q Wtld 20 second
..I t.t.cs complete. the Journey home
Fatal Seventh.
HHHfs bel.
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New York at Boston.
Philadelphia at Brooklyn
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh.
81. Louis at Chicago.
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TrTEREATIoHAL LEAGUE.

~ Newark Baltimore. / Newark .
At Rocky Point. Y. I. Jersey civ. .:
Providence. q.
At Montreal: MontreaI-Toronto. post
pOned. rain
other teams not scheduled
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According to report. Umpire lack
Oroole l. soon 90 he added t. Presi-
dent pawsons corps OF arbiters Jack
is at present In the International league.
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Two base hits. Nixon, SchenG Three
base nat. SchanR Sacrifice hits. Gree y.
Cuiflan . COLI gan. stolen base. Col
ifc.u , ~ buS. on balls of Grana IN,
g. OF Shelter. { struck out. by
Graham 3 bv Shelter Cmpircs.
lIeWeiiyu and Longl-y. Time, 80.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE


CINCINNATI I. Pittsburgh y.
Chicago 3. -. Louis .
Other teams not scheduled
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Roy Grimes. OF Minerva has been
signed by the management Of the Cam
ton Interstate club. lie has Joined the
aggregation and may be given an oppor-
tunity 10 play third base. "A position h
has been taking care or In Minerva FOR
the past few seasons
Grimes IL biz fellow. and has been
t"rrorizing s"mi-profeS sioual pitchers
thereabouts ~ fis record in the CITY
league game teSti0es. lie needs polish
ing. but his ability IL OF a. NJ caliher
that the advice Of veteran such ns
Bade Meyers ought 90 bring the best out
OF the ATHLETE ~ n short time.
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ADDITIONAL SPORT ON PAGE 8.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE
Yesterday's Results.

Cleveland :. Chicago /
Detroit =. -. LOUIS 4 lst)
Detroit :. 81. Louis 8 t2nd.D
Other games not scheduled.
Today's Games.
Detroit NJ IT Louis
Chicago ~ Clevelg nd.
Washington at philadelphia
Boston ~ New York
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While some OF the Interstate laacu.
clubs are having trouble % locate good
material 60 guard the third bag. the
Steeimen can Go along feeling that thu.
dar gerous corner Is looked after by "A
lad who Is destined TO attract attention
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Interstate League
Yesterdays Results.

Erie .. wheeling U.
Vouugstuwa .. SteuhenVille o.
Columbus u. Akron o.
Lau.sytil. I. Canton v.
Todny's Games.
Wheeling az Erie.
Young az Stc.b.uNllle.
Canton - GAINESVILLE.
Akron 1T Columbus
Gilpin observer., 1913-11-06
RARE PRESENCE OF MIND
At Least 1t Is to Be Supposed Young
Lady's Mother Regarded 1t
as Such.

Speaking of rare presence of mind
recently recalled to ex-President Taft
the case of a handsome young woman
Of his acquaintance. She had gone to
the railway station to meet a man
friend of the family. and when he de-
barked from the train the young man
lost his hear and impulsively kissed
her. The girl thought 1t the part of
prudence to tell her mother of the af-
fair, upon which the latter was simply
Mortified.
You don't mean to tell me that he
had the impudence to kiss your" she
cried. And to think Of the crowd at
the station! Why. my dear. what did
you do in such an embarrassing stu
ation?"
why. mother. 1 Just kissed him
back, of course" coolly replied the
young woman. II wanted to give all
those people the impression that we
were relatives."-The Sunday Maya
zine
Gilpin observer., 1913-11-06
s15o.ooo Available to Pay Militia.

Denver.-One hundred and fifty
thousand dollars will be available for
paying the expenses of the state
troops in the southern strike fields,
according to an understanding reached
between Governor Ammons and rep
resentatives of the Denver banks.
This Understandable is learned, is to
the effect that the banks represented
would buy this amount of legally is.
sued warrants at par to draw four per
cent interest until paid. Legally is
sued warrants are warrants approved
by the governor and attorney general
and issued by the auditor. They then
become certificate of legal indebted
ness. their pay to be provided by some
future Legislature. The meeting be-
tween Governor Arhmons and the
bankers committee took place before
the troops were called out.
Gilpin observer., 1913-11-06
State Water Title. Case in Court.

Denver.--Title to waters in the Re
publican river by Colorado is attacked
in a suit before Judge Robert T. Lew
is of the United States District Court
The suit was brought by the Pioneer
Irrigation Company, which owns 1000
acres of land on the Republican riv
er in Colorado, and 5000 acres In Ne
braska under the same stream. 1t is
contended by the company's attorney,
Colorado streams have their sources
In the mountainous forest reserves
owned by the government. the state
does not own the water and must di
vide with others. The outcome OF the
suit will have an important bearing
on the questioned title rights Of Colo
rado to water in other streams.
Gilpin observer., 1913-11-06
Martial Law Abrosates Insurance.

Denver.-By the maintenance OF
martial law in Las Animas and Huer-
sano counties, all fire insurance in
those counties is automatically abro
gated during the continuance of mar
tial law, according to a statement at
the state insurance department. Local
agents of fire insurance companies
raised the point when owners of the
Southwestern mine at Aguilar sent ir
for their insurance on the mine tipple
and other buildings and the proprie
tor of the store and postoffice burned
at the same time demanded his in.
suranoe. II is understood that the in
sured will begin suits to compel pay
ment, on the ground that although the
troops were sent into the district mar
tial law was not declared and there
fore the insurance, having been taken
out in good faith, should be paid.
Gilpin observer., 1913-11-06
CHANCE TO GET MINE
OVER 100000 ACRES OF UNDE-
VELOPED FUEL LANDS.
Register Hoggatt States That Every
One Can Get Tract If They Begin
Operations at Once.
yestern Newspaper union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Denver.-Anyone who desires to
mine coal from state land now unpro
ductive under leases given to present
operating companies will be given
possession of the land by the State
Land Board, according to statement
issued by Volney T. Hoggatt, register
Of the board.
In order to correct an idea held by
many persons that companies now in
operation have an unbreakable hold
upon coal lands of the state, the regis
ter has prepared the statement, con-
tanning statistics of state coal lands,
from the records of the boards Of.
flee.
1t shows that there are 473,732
acres of coal land in Colorado con-
trolled by the state. OF the amount
only 1S,S67.11 acres are leased. OF
the leased acreage 13,721.66 are non
productive. The companies holding
the unproductive acreage are paying
annual rentals upon it to the state.
If any person or corporation desires
to get the land will begin productive
operations Immediately, the board will
cancel the leases granted to the pres.
ent operators and give leases to new
parties. according to the register.
THE attention of the public is
called to the fact" Hoggatt's state
ment reads. that there are a few
sections of this non-producing coal
land which are accessible to the rail-
roads and could, with proper de selop-
ment and necessary equipment expen
diture, be developed into producing
coal leases"
Most of the unproductive leased
land is classed as non-accessible or
isolated from the railroads. 1t woulu
require large expenditure of money
for the building of railroad spurs in
addition to the amount required for
the mine equipment before the land
could be made productive.
Colorado has enough coal reserves
to supply the entire middle West from
the Missouri river to Utah points for
many years to come, the register says,
but very small production is being
made towards that supply for reasons
seemingly unanswerable.
The increase in the states coal pro-
duction in 1912 over 1911 was S19,353
tons. The production for 1912 was H.
'0lG.94S tons.
Gilpin observer., 1913-11-06
RED, R0UGH HANDS MADE
SOFT AND WHITE
MADE

For red. rough, chapped and bleed.
ing hands. dry. fissured, itching, burn
ing palms, and painful fnger-ends,
with shapeless nails. a one-night CUT.
cura treatment works wonders. Di.
rections: Soak the hands, on retir.
Ing, in hot water and Cuticura Soap.
Dry, anoint with Cuticura Ointment.
and wear soft bandages or old, loose
gloves during the night. These pure.
sweet and gentle emollients preserve
the hands, prevent redness, roughness
and chapping. and impart In a single
night that vclvety softness and white
ness SO much desired by women. For
those whose occupations tend to in
1ure the hands. Cuticura Soap and Gu
ticura Ointment are wonderful.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample of each
1ree,with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston. ADV.
Gilpin observer., 1913-11-06
ANOTHER SIDE TO MATTER
One Man Has Discovered That offes-
Ing Floral Bouquets to tho Living
10 Not All Joy.

There has been a good deal in the
paragraph section of our exchanges
for some weeks to the effect that you
should give the bouquets now; not
wait to lay them ON the coffin lid"
says Tom Thompson In the Howard
Courant- Ella Wheeler before she was
Wilcox wrote a poem on that
theme; Chancellor Bradford at the
chautauqua dinged 1t into US, and
most OF us have been affected by 1t.
But, say, my brother-sister, have you
tried 1t yet? I have-twice. First,
tried on very dear friend Of the
other sex, and she began to get nerv-
out like she thought 1 was trying to
firt with her. Then I quit, for am
pre-eminently no f1irt. Next tried 1t
on brother in my lodge and Sunday
school. and he SHE'D of like he expect
ed me to ask him for loan. So after
this shall water my flower beds and
raise nice bouquets for funeral occa-
sions exclusively. Very few people
know how to receive floral offerings,
anyway.-Kansas City Star