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X. Nomura, gents, ladies', work guar
anteed; 1889 Emma, nr. Vineyard.
5525-6m.
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The Transo envelope time-saving
invention No addressing necessary
In sending out bills or receipts. Ho-
nolulu Star-Bulletin Co., Ltd. sole
agents for patentee. tt.
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Two bedroom hoiise; electric light;
gas; Austin lane mr.. King. Inquire
w. K. Namauu, 7S Merchant ST.,
Room 6. 5564-tf
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FURNISHED COTTAGES

Completely furnished cottage, three
bedrooms, for one or two gentle
men who appreciate homelike sur
roIndings. Table board If desired.
Apply 1049 Beretania st. Tel. 1888.
5552-tf.
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For light housekeeping; CAMEL Place.
Fort and Vineyard. Tel 1541.
5513-u.
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Ernest X. Kaai, SO Young Bldg, Tel.
1857, guitar, ukulele, mandolin, ban
10, either, violin, cello and vocal.
k5381-6m.
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CLEARANCE SALE.

Reduction sale of all kinds Of dry
goods, hardware. shoes, ladies' and
gents hats; exceptionally fine line
of goods going cheap; Kan Kee,
537 Beretania, mr.. Punehbowl.
5563-2w.
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Wholesale and retail dealer in Amer.
lean and Japanese candy. Yasusk,
426 King, near Liiiha street.
p. 55e1-2m
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The Punahou homestead of the late j.
A. Cummins, cor. Alexander and
Bingham streets; furnished or un-
furnished; terms reasonable; ap-
ply to Phone No. 2907.
6564-tf.
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A
ANNOUNCEMENT.

X. Sato. % S. Beretania St.
Agent for the famous English bicycle,
made at Barton-on- Humber; brake
on front and rear wheels: pedal
coaster. 546S-6m.
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CARBUNA I'D WAI EHS.
Hon. Soda Works, 34A n. Beretania;
Tel. Se22. Chas. E. Frasher, mgr
k5S60-ly.
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Bergstrom Music Co. Music and mu-
steal instruments. 102O-1O21 Fort
st. 5277
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H. Yoshimura, clothes neatly pressed;
repairing, washing, etc.; call and de-
liver, 544 s. King, opp Kawaiahao.
Tel 2535. 5519-6m.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07

When collar hurts, the average
horse winces upon being asked to
throw his weight into the collar. Lat
er he becomes what we foolishly call
baIky perhaps, and finally be fights
like an army mule when some one
tries to put a collar on him. That's
knowing something!
am personally acquainted with a
horse which simply hates a certain
blacksmith WIN once upon time nall
ed bad fitting pair Of shoes to his
feet and inflicted sore feet upon this
horse for all time to come.
There are men in this world OF ours
cruel enough to fasten horse with a
heavy rope in stall and then beat the
horse with a chain. But such men
have bad luck. for forever afterward
Il the horse which has received this
sort Of discipline hears chain rattle
he win bolt in terror. whether hitched
to moving machine. carriage with
children lin it or a heavy wagon load
ed with produce. This Is either horse
sense or horse revenge Farm and
Eireside.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
His shaky Memory.

The lawyers got a tartar when, in a
recent trial In a southern city. they
summoned to the stand an aged darby
who had been an eyewitness Of fight
that had occurred between number
Of persons.
Tell US what you know about this
fight" said counsel when old Nose had
been placed upon the stand.
Eight? asked Nose. apparently
greatly surprised. What fight?"
''You know very well what fight is
meant, said counsel Tell us about
It."
II don't know nothin' about no fight. !
insisted the witness. When was it?''
.See here. Moses. exclaimed the
lawyer: mo trifiing-the fight day be-
fore yesterday Yon know all about
It Tell u.s.
"Oh. de fight day befo' yesterday. :
said Nose well. sub. you see. Is
slept since de day befo' Yesterday. and
4 never kin rickollect anything after
rs been asleep"
And that was all they could get from
him. Green Bag
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Grant and Lee.

In "reminiscences Of President Grant
by Robert NJ. Douglass, his private sec
Rotary, in the Youths Companion he
says:
"0ne afternoon a tall, handsome man
Of splendid presence and with grave,
courteous face entered my Office and
modestly announced himself as Robert
q. Lee. When told. the president he
directed me to bring the distinguished
visitor In at once. Their meeting was
cordial, but apparently their recollec-
lions brought feelings Of sadness to
both men. The president, with his
usual consideration, presented me to
General Lee, who knew my family and
who greeted me kindly. expressed
my pleasure at meeting him and then
retired from the room. felt that at
such time no one should intrude. The
visit was merely one OF courtesy and
did not last long. I believe that it was
the only time after the war that the
two great generals met"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07

They Were Common In England When
Real Ones Were Taxed.

They Were Common In England When
Real Ones Mere Taxed.
The window tax In England, a very
old tax commencing In the reign Of
William III, was not discontinued I'M
til Lord Halifax changed 1t to the
house duty in 1851.
1t must have caused great amount
OF consumption, anaemia and other foul
air maladies, for in 1850 there were
only an average Of six windows In
English houses. Indeed, the British
architects are not yet free from the bad
influence of this tax.
In very many old houses in England
today there may be seen mock windows
painted on the walls for symmetry
hideous things. Not only were glazed
windows. taxed, but any hole in the
wall was included. Indeed, In the early
days only very rich people in England
had glass windows. and so precious
were these that they were carried from
one house to another when people
moved their quarters.
Curious lodges were practiced to es-
cape the tax. such as extending one
window across two houses or making a
very wide division between two panes
Of glass. the loss to the nation must
have been a hundredfold the revenues
collected from this bad tax.-Boston
Herald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
BEYOND THE TOMB.
Victor Hugo's Views on the ln1nfor.
tally Of the Soul.

Victor Huao,s Views on the lmnior.
tally Of the Soul.
Victor Hugo's opinion on the question
Of life beyond the grave was remark
able one. The great Erenchman was
firmly convinced that he would meet
all his friends in a future world. He
was equally sure that he had always
existed from the antediluvian times,
when the Creator placed him ON earth.
He believed that he would exist for
ever, inasmuch as he felt in his soul
thousands of hymns, dramas and po-
ems that had never found expression.
When the atheists would say to him,
1.-THE proof that you will not exist In
the future is that you did not exist in
the past Hugo would answer:
Who told you did not exist In the
past centuries? You win say that is
the legend Of the ages. The poet has
written, Life is fairy tale twice writ
ten He might have said thousand
times written. You do not believe In
the doctrine Of surviving personalities
FOR the reason that you do not recollect
your anterior existence. But how can
the recollection of vanished ages re-
main imprinted on your memory when
you do not remember thousand and
one scenes and events Of your present
life? Since 1902 there have been ten
Victor Hugos in me. Do you think
that can recall all their actions and
all their thoughts?
The tomb is dark, and when I shall
have passed the tomb to emerge into
light once more all these Victor Hugos
will be almost wholly strangers to me,
but it will always be the same soul"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
The Montenecrins,,.

It Is only IN recent years that Monte
negrins have begun to appreciate the
services Of the hospital. Hume Bea-
man, after visiting the country in 1850,
wrote that the people take very little
care OF their children, and only the
sound and strong grow up. In after
life, too, they are extremely averse to
sanitary precautions or medical treat
ment, and sick Montenegro is almost
synonymous with dead man. At least
he at once gives himself up and, If he
RECEIVERS, looks upon it as curious
freak in natures laws. The few who
reluctantly submit to losing an arm or
e leg invariably refuse anaesthetics
and converse with their friends, smok-
ing a cigarette while the knife and
saw are at work. .
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Appreciation.

A city man who had made good finan-
cially and socially was showing his
country friend over his newly built
house. It was furnished most luxuri-
ously, and as one, room after another
was visited the farmers silence In
creased. The city man, thinking his
old country friend was too full for ut
terance, asked him when the last room,
with Its heavy furnishings, was In
spected, "WelI, Josiah. what do you
think Of it all?"
I've been thinkin', Henry" replied
the farmer. Awhat an all fired job you'd
have II You had ter move" Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Old Age.

Old age as il comes in the orderly pro-
cess of nature is a beautiful and majestic
thing. II stands for experience, know
ledge, wisdom, counsel That is old age
as il should be. bn, old aye as II often is
means poor digestion. torpid bowels. q
sluggish liver and general feeling of i'll
health. dependency and misery, This
in almost every instance is wholly nm
necessary One of Chamerlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets taken immediately after
supper will improve the digestion. tone
up the liver and regulate the bowels
That feeling Of dispondency will give way
10 one of hope and good cheer, For sale
by Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07

Cars With which EngIand's Standards
Are Preserved.

Are Preserved.
Every twenty years government one
cials compare the current weights and
measures with the standards, which
are sealed up In the staircase Of the
house of commons There are only
two standards, the pound weight and
the yard measure. The standard pound
Is OF platinum, which despite Its weight
Is no larger than a cubic inch, and,
small as it is. the metal Of which It is
composed Is worth f4O The standard
yard is bar OF bronze thirty-eight
inches long, on which yard has been
marked OF In thirty,six divisions Of an
inch. The greatest possible care is
taken Of these two important articles.
When comparison Is being made
they are handled with tongs. The
pound weight is weighed in the most
delicate Of chemical balances. and the
yard is measured with a micrometer.
When they are done with the pound st
Is wrapped in a special soft paper and
laid in silver gilt case, which is plac-
ed in bronze case, this being put In q
wooden box, afterward screwed down
and sealed The yard measure is plac-
ed on eight rollers in a mahogany case,
which is carefully sealed. Both cases
are then put into leaden casket, which
Is sealed by soldering. The packing Is
not yet finished, however, for the lead
case IS placed in a strong oak box.
When this is screwed down it is placed
In the hole in the wall. The wall is
built up by a mason. and the standards
can only be obtained by demolishing IT
once more. London Globe.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
a HANDICAP IN GOLF.


J
It Won the Game.
An unusual golf handicap was played
on one Of the local links recently, the
prepayment OF the same winning hands
down. One Of the rules Of golf is that
one must not talk to player when he
is about to make drive. nor must 9TH
ers discuss any subject in his hearing.
1t might take his mind off the game for
just an instant. and that might prove
fatal.
In Kansas City lives a crack but ex-
tremely nervous golf enthusiast. He
had been In the habit of beating fat
and phlegmatic friend until the latter
tired Of it.
.'Fll tell you what I'll do, the friend
said not long ago. Il viii play you
eighteen holes If you win give me a
handicap
Done said the nervous player.
Name the handicap"
sThree times during the game, and
not more than three, am to be per-
mitted to stand behind you and say
'Boog while you are preparing to
drive"
Every time it was the nervous mans
play his fat friend walked up and just
stood behind him. Never once during
the game did the fat man say Door
or anything else But the anticipation
at the expected "Boo!'' was fairly
nerve shattering, and the fat man won
hands down. Kansas City Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
CAFES I'M BRAZIL.
With = Glimpse Of Rio de JansIFc's
Twenty Foot Wide Broadway.

WIN &ttmp9e 81 Mo oo 3anoiF09
Twenty Foot Wide Broadway.
Downtow1 IN the commercial part OF
Rio de Janeiro Is the noisy, vivacious
Rua do Ouvidor, Of all things Rio de
Janeiran the one that possesses the
most individuality, the place where
everybody who 10 anybody Is to be
aeen
1t is only about twenty feet wide.
Just think OF 1.-THE Broadway Of q
great city like Rio!--so narrow ana
crowded that vehicles are not allowed
to 60 through at cestain hours of the
day, but most Of the somber Portu-
guese style buildings have been re-
placed BY modern ones, and what It
lacks III width is compensated for by
the attractiveness Of the stores and
cafes.
These cafes, principally devoted to
the service Of the demitasse, are every
where In Brazil, but here particularly
they are the rendezvous for the official,
military, professional and more pros
porous commercial classes, who drop In
at all hours to talk things over to the
music Of the orchestra every thing
from business, religion and politics to
the idlest society gossip, only they sip
coffee, for the most part, instead Of
highbaIls and beer.
And such coffee! A North American
never realizes what perfectly delecta-
Bile flavor coffee really is capable Of,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Distance 81 PIaneta.

The distance of the sun and planets
from the earth may best be perceived
by the following fact: A train Of cars
going at mile a minute would
reach the moon in $50 days, Venus In
fifty years, Mars in seventy-six years,
Mercury in 10 years, the sun In 175
years, Jupiter in TAO years, Saturn in
1,470 years, Uranus in $3.50 years.
Neptune in 5,055 years. TO reach the
nearest fixed star our train, steadily
maintaining its mile minute speed,
would require about 100000 years.
You may rely upon the general accu-
racy Of the above schedule New York
American.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07

Tower of London.
Two stories Of the intelligence and
sympathy Of our feline friends were
told me during one Of my numerous
visits to the Tower Of London while !
was living in England,
Southampton was prisoner in the
Tower with the Earl Of Essex during
Elizabeth's reign III some strange way
or by some unrecognized faculty IA
vorite cat Of his found his abode and
Suddenly appeared to him, having made
an entrance down the chimney. After
his release by James l., Southampton
had his picture painted with his faith
full friend at his side. The portrait, l
believe. can today be seen at Wilbeck
abbey.
The other tale is of Sir Henry Wyatt,
who was committed to the Tower dur
ing the reign Of Richard III. and suf-
fered much from want OF clothing and
food. He would have persisted IL cat
had not come down into his room and
warmed him by lying on his breast
and saved him from starvation by
bringing him an occasional pigeon
caught on the leads. Although the
keeper was under orders not to i'm
prove his food, he agreed to cook any
thing which Sir Henry provided, and
the pigeons which the cat brought
saved his life. He also had picture
painted showing the cat offering pig
nns, fh,.oy1Uh fho hara If his call-flur
Dumb Friends.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
No Need to- Stop work

When the doctor orders you to stop
work it staggers You / can't you
say. You know You are weak, run
down and failing in health day by
day, bat yon must work as long as
you can stand. What you need
is Electric Bitters 10 give tone,
strength and vigor to your system,
to prevent break down and build
you up. Don't be weak. sickly or
ailing when Electric Bitters will
henefit you from the first dose.
Thousands bless them for their
glorious health and strength. Try
them. Every bottle is guaranteed
to satisfy. Only SOC. at Eli T.
Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
The Greek Figure.

Greek figures of men appear taller
and more graceful than those Of mod
erns. Modern artists make the upright
figure seven and one-half times the
length Of the head. The Greeks made
1t eight times. lengthening the shin.
and the longer sweep from knee to heel
gave the figure increased grace and
dignity. The same plan was frequent
" adopted by Lord Leighton, In whose
paintings the same effect is obtained
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07

Il hev come to tell yez, Mrs. Malone,
that yer husband met with an acct
dent
'An' what is it now7" walled Mrs,
Malone.
HE was. overcome by. the heat.
mum"
Overcome BY the heat, was he7 An
how did it happen?"
sHe fell into the furnace at the foun-
dry. mum. London Telegraph.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Hard ouestions.

Oh, ten me, does the setting sun err
feel a sinking pain? Why is Uniform q
s'Puzzzed One'9 a weathercock SO vane9
Do stars require gun to shoot? What
makes bucket pail? What tailor
makesthe chimney's sooti Who writes
the comets tail?
And why are dogs so loyable, how
ever much they whine? Pray tell me,
Mr.. Editor. what makes the fir tree
pine?
Why Is vessels hind part stern1
Who sings an old hens lay? Please tell
me, for I'd like to know. who wears
the close of day 7-Lohdon Answers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Are You a Cold suffererp

Take DIR. Kings New Discovery.
The Best Cough, Cold, Throat and
Lung medicine made. Money re-
funded if it fails to cure you. Do
not hesitate-take it at our risk.
First dose helps. j. r. Wells,
Floydada, Texas, writes: s.Dr.
Kings New Discovery cured my
terrible cough and cold. I gained
10 pounds" Buy it, at Eli 7.
Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
ona d Erslkina,a Puna.

Lord Erskine rather. prettily com
bined pun with compliment in an epi-
gram he forwarded to Lady Payne in
answer to her vicarious inquiries as to
his health:
Tia true am III. but need not complain,
For ne never knew pleasure who never
knew Payne.
Boston Post.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
ax connnariao,n.

Say, mamma. my teacher d make
bully highwayman!' exclaimed boy
as he rushed In from school.
"Why., Freddy. what in the world do
you mean" inquired his astonished
mother
why, she's always telling the chill
dren to hold up their hands Judges
Library.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Methodist Minister Recommend
chamberIaln's Cough Remedy.

Rev. James A. Lewis. Milaca, Mimi.
writes: Characteristic Cough Remedy
has been needed and welcome guest in
our home for number of years. high
ly recommend it to my fellows as being
q medicine worthy Of trial in cases of
colds, coughs and Group" Give Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy trial and we
are confident you will end it very effect
nal and continue to use il as occasion re-
qnires for years to come. as many others
have done. For sale BY Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
His Method.

II always did make hit with the
women Dragged Henry VIII.
''With your wit, sire?' murmured the
obsequious courtier.
mo-" answered the monarch, with a
sly smile, with an AK Baltimore
American.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Surprise Your Friends

For four weeks regularly use DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. They
sriwnlate the liver, improve diges
tion. remove blood impurities,
pimples and eruptions disappear
from your face and body and You
feel better. Begin at once Buy
at Eli T. Reynolds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
rock the Count.

Bobby. You have been lighting with
that Stapleton boy again. Did yon
count ten before you struck him. as |
have always told you to do?"
"No. but was told that somebody
counted ten after he landed on me-
Chicago Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07

BYrHE oRPHANs' COURT ron oEoI1 ooUNr1,
January l, 1904
,RlEKED, That all Administrators, FL
-.niors and Guardians that have not sta'
i assrunf within i year. come forward
1 ~ - ne. or chow canse 70 the roDtra'
= ~ III he cited ip
ser. fHoS MI -LFR, Reggie 81
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Words With the Teaoher.

First Pupil What makes You so
later Second Pupil had words with
the teacher. First Pupil-Yes? Sec
ond Pupil-But could not spell them.
Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
For Economy.

The Farrier Your horses shoes are
badly worn. He needs new set all
pnnd Mrs. Pennywise- Dear mel
PANT you half sole them and sew up
pc rips .? Exchange.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07

Kitty-Isn'tita most fortunate thing7
Ethel-What7 Kitty-That people can't
read the kisses that have been printed
upon girls lips. ST Louis Post-Dis-
catch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
Try Solace at Our Expense
Money Back for any case OF
Rheumatism, Neuralgia or Head
ache that SOliCe Fails
to Remove.

SOLAcE REMEDY is recent medical dis
covery of three German Scientists that dissol-
yes Uric Acid Crystals and Puri1es the Blood.
1t is easy to take, and will not affect the weak
est stomach.
1t is guaranteed under the Pure Food and
Drugs Law to be absolutely free from Opiates
or harmful drugs of any description.
SOLACE is a pure specific in every way, and
has been proved beyond question to be the
surest and quickest remedy for Uric Acid
Troubles known to medical science, no matter
how long standing. 1t reaches and removes
the root of the trouble (Urica Acid) and puri-
fees the blood.
THE SOLACE co. Of Battle Creek are the
Sole u. s. Agents and have thousands of vol
untary testimonial letters which have been re-
ceived from greateful people SOLACE has re-
stored to health. Testimonial letters Htera-
ture and FREE BOX sent upon request.
r. Lee Morris, President of the First Nat
ional bank of Chico, Texas. wrote the Solaces
Company as follows:
Il want you to send box of Solace to my
father in Memphis, Tenn. for which en-
close 81. This remedy has been used by some
friends Of mine here and must say its action
was wonderful
.(Signed) r L. Norris
Put up in Csc, SOC and $l00 boxes.
IT'S MIGHTY FINE TO BE WELL AND
YOU CAN SOON BE so BY TAKING SOL
ACE. mo special Treatment Schemes or
Fees, JUST SOLACE ALONE does the
work. Write today for the free box, etc.
SOI-AcE REMEDY co., Battle Creek, Mich
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
She Was Anticipating.

when he proposed to her she knock
ed him down.
Gracious! What did he say to that7'
HE yelled Hold on. hold on! We
amt married yetr Houston Post.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1913-02-07
stuns.

"What does the busy bee teach M.
Bred1ie7v
mot to go too near the hive. uneler
,-London Taller.