The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-07-27
tk1 SEE be tn pa-apers," said Mr. Hennessy
that ivrybody is out iv town.

so they ar-re" said Mr.. Dooey.
With tn EXCEPTION iv two or three millyon cti-
zens who're detained here be business or remoon-
erative labor, like yeersif an me, all popyla
ton is away somewheres bein' famed be coolin'
breezes firm pam leaf fan. There's nawthin'
f'r us poor dwellers in this desarted village to do
but take off our coats an vests onhtch our
pinders, switch til icthric fan, put another
chunk iv ice in tn pitcher an make tn best iv
our mis- rable condition"
Life must be very injyeable in thin summer
resorts said Mr.. Hennessy.
1t is" said Mr. Dooey It's great thing
to be rich an be able to lave TIL torrid heat iv
til city where there's always a shady side to tn
sthreet an duck to a place where if owns
lot with amy shade in it he puts fence around
it an charges admission Wanst whin l had let
all me debts accumylate till was rich beyond tn
fondest dhreams v avarce took vacation an
spint it at a summer resort. Wan m3rnn
picked up an Illustrated wurrul iv fiction sint
to me pers nally mind ye, be tn proprietor iv tn
Wild Waves hotel at Elysyum- beth Lake. There
was a pitcher in this here docymint iv stately
palace with flags fyin' firm vry corner an beau
tifu ladies walkin' up an down tn veranda or
swingin' idly in hammocks. AT TIL front steps IL
til hotel carredge with pair iv prancin' bays
was dhrawn up Out in front little girl was
rollin' hoop an there was a tennis cocrt with
two fair queens iv s'ciety in muslin an two col
lege lads in white flannel pants tn sketch ben'
marked: Micks doubles at tn Wild Waves
Through window iv tn hotel ye cud see gin
tleman iv me age playin game iy fifteen
ball pool, an out on TIL lake at laste a hundherd
whitening yachts was sailin' over til surface v
TIL blooest ink that TIL printer cud buy FIR money
Always COOL says this valentine Spndd
fshin', swimnin, sailin', an out v dure spoorts.
Eggs, POULTRY, VEGETABLES. an milk firm our
own farm
WE'LL says to mesilf, there's where jump
aboard. This Hiven on arth, is til place fr me
to freckle in. will put Gallagher in charge iv
tn fountain an HE me thither.' So I bought
yard iv Transportation an wnt on me way.
Th brakeman rassled me out iv tn car at
place that had wanst been lumber town, but was
run down TIL principal occupation iv tn citizens
at prisint is dhrivin hack They were attindin'
to business whin arrived, an they give me re
welcome like til king iv Spain gets whin he goes
out FIR dhrive Each wan iv thin had whip
that he poked in ME eyes as he said: Carredge,
Cap? Gran View hotel, Palace hotel, Plsint
Prospect house., an so on want to go to th'
Wild Waves hotel says I. Here, Mike says
wan iv tn characters, here's another fellow
that's fallen FIR ye'er dump. This way says
Mike, seizin' me be tn arm an Aingn me into TIL
identical bus that brought Long Jawn Went
worth to Chicago an dirawn be TIL same dhrome-
daries. TIL oil coach was in an excillint state iv
preservation an tn hotel man had restored it be
layin' red brussels carpets on TIL benches.
This museem piece was fairly we'll filled at tn
time be ladies an their offspring, but managed
find place be settn partly on TIL seat nearest