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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05
TO HOLD FUNERAL THURSDAY
Services Over Body of Matte Gabriel
son Postponed for a Day on lAc-
count of Brothers Absence.

Owing to the fact hat her brother,
Arthur, will not he able to arrive here
by tomorrow. the funeral of Miss Mat
tie Gabrielson will he held Thursday
afternoon. The services will be held
in the Scandinavian Methodist church
at 2:30 o'clock4in the afternoon OF
that day and they will be very largely
attended as the deceased was-very we'll
known and had a great many friends.
She was a graduate of the Grand Forks
high school. having finished last June.
The members of h class met this
morning at the central school and a
committee was appointed to purchase
flowers for the funeral. Many Ct the
high school students will attend the
funeral:
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05
COMMENCED ROW ON farm
James Dunn Discharged by Farmer
Near Ojata But Refused to Go
- Away--NOW Tn Jail

Because he refused to leave the
farm of Robert Cowlthorp near Ojata
when he was ordered to do so yester-
day, James Dunn is now behind the
bars in the Grand Forks county Jail.
work for Cowlthorp, but he turned
out to be a poor hand and the latter
discharged him. Dunn said tina he
would not leave unless he was driv-
en- back to town. C%owlthorp refused
to take Dunn hack to town and said
that he would send for the sheriff.
Dunn told him to go ahead and bring
the officer. Deputy Sheriff Doty made
the trip out there this morning and
brought Dunn back hero. 1t is not
known what will be done with the fell
low as no charge has been brought
against him.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05
ARTIST RUSSELL IN THE CITY
Well known Painter of Indian and
Western Pictures Spent Last
Night in Grand Forks.

c. NJ. Russell of Great Falls, Mont,
n of the most celebrated painters
of Indian and other western pictures
IN the country. spent Monday night
in Grand Forks.
lie arrived on Great Northern train
No. ?. n continued his trip east ear
~ this morning. He stayed over nigh.
at the Hotel Dacotah.
Although a comparatively young
man. Mr.. Russell is generally regard
ed as being the most prominent of
any of the artists now painting west
ern scenes
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05

Washington. D. c.. and became a pop
ular. leader in the junior army and
navy set. Miss Hamilton is the
daughter Of Lady" and'Mr.. Hamilton
Of New York city. and. is the favor
ed cousin Of Mrs. George Gould, who
last season rendered number OF. din,
ners and dances in her honor She
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05
Recorded.

The transfer of lots Z. 9 and 10 in
Budge and Eshelman's addition to the
city of Grand Forks from A. T. Kes.
Ter to Charles and Henry Ginsbere
for a consideration of s1.7O0, was re.
corded at the Office OF the registe,
Of deeds Monday.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05
WHITMAN DENIES HE WILL RUN
Regulates Story He Will Accept the
Nomination For Mayor

New York. Aug. 5.-Political circles
were aroused when a dispatch was
received from Breton Woods, n. H.
stating hat District Attorney Whit
man had made an announcement that
he would accept the nomination for
mayor if it We're offered to him by the
Republicans. In reply to Geographic
queries Mr.. Whitman later denied
positively that he had made any such
statement and that the announcement
vas without his knowledge and con-
sent.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05

Miss Frances Miller and Miss Hope
Hamilton are two Of the beautiful
young women who will make their In
itial appearance soon before the elite
Of society 1t Newport. Miss Miller IL
the daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Gibbons Miller Of Chicago. She was
q pupil. last winter at Gunston Hall.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05

has been much in demand as a brides
maid. having acted in that capacity
seven times. Miss Hamilton has the
distinction of being not only the
youngest but the tallest debutante.
She has a charming personality and
IL . beauty of the style Of the famous
French. beauties Of the salon days.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05
.4,slo LICENsEs

Secretary Of STATE Hall Has lssued
That Many This Year
Reports from the once Of Thomas
Hall. secretary Of state say that up TO
last. Saturday $50 automobile IL
censes were issued in. this state dur
Ing the present year.
During the same period, $50 motor
:.cycle ltosneas were Issued. ].
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05
JUDGMENT FILED TO-DAY
Everson Judgment Filed With Clerk
of Court This Morning

The Judgment against G. E. Ever
son. who recently sued the city o
s4Oo for personal injuries alleged to
have been sustained when he tripped
in a hole in the sidewalk along North
Fourth street. was today filed in the
Office of the clerk of the district court.
Under the verdict Of the jury, Ever
son is refused damages. and must pay
the costs of the suit, amounting to
S42. so.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05

Any capable agent can convince a
woman he is doing a great work in
parting her from her hard earned
coin.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-08-05
SIGN

~BANTAMWEIGHTS SIGN.
st. Joseph, Mo-, Aug . 4.-Bobby
Burns of Dallas, Texas. signed articles
here today for a ten-round boxing
contest with Johnny Coulon, bantam
weight champion, at Omaha, Sept. II.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Surprised.

=. was the yearly inspection Of the
school. and the inspector. "a tall,
tMn. wi4eu-faced gentleman. was
auestioning on the meaning Of words
contained in the reading lesson.
The spectev from behind him
rose. quoted he Then, turning his
eyes upon a girl in The front desk, he
saed: What is the meaning of
-pecter?''
The little cirrs face paled as she
rose.
please, sir. / don't know" she ad-
mttted. shamefaCedly.
lust think. girl" he said. The
man was dreadfully frightened and
tho speCter rose behind him and
frightened him still more
She was going to say something,
tint stopped
Come on. girl" said the inspector,
speak out Don't be frightened. I'm
not Going 30 eat YOU Now, what is
The speetcr thai usually frightens
people,"
He waited i'm silence. then the lit
.lr girl. suddenly bracing herself up.
answered.
'rhe school speCtor, sir
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

Is MATRIMONY a bore?
Some OF the readers Of this paper
say yes" Others say no
Here is the opinion of Arthur w,
who. however. admits that his views
on the subpect are not based upon
personal experience. He say"i
There are two kinds of marriages
an artificial marriage and a marriage
created by nature The former is al
most always bore The latter is
without exception d heavenly exist
enCe.
Most people to-day deal with mat
timony as they would with bust
ness proposition. \ man thinks he
would like to marry, and goes about
hunting for an agreeable and good
looking young girl He does this in
nea.ly the same spirit as he would
seek for "a partner IN a business err
tegprise. He finds a woman suited 20
lis fancy. courts her and marries her.
but as soon as the novelty Of matri-
mony wears of it becomes bore to
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Items Of Interest

Although she can use only one
hand, Miss Evelyn Webb, Of Brent
wood has been awarded the special
silver medal Of the London Academy
Of Music for piano playing.
\ return Just issued by the Mir.
istry of Commerce in Rome statea
that during the last ~ years S46OOO,-
100000 has been lost in gambling by
Italians.
\ bin is to be introduced into the
Canadian Parliament advocating the
abolition OF all titles. thereby pre-
serving democratic equality through
out the Dominion"
In Italy marriage brokers are a
regular institution. They have
pocketbooks filed with the names of
marriageable maidens in various
ranks of life. and go about trying TO
arrange matches. When they are
successful they receive "A commission,
and very likely something extra as a
voluntary gift from their customer.
When a twelve foot siN-inch shark
caught in Mauritius was cut open, a
dog goat and large collection
of bones of animals We're found in
side The shark was caught with a
tWo-inch line from "A twenty foot
open boat and was hauled to the sur
face after a desperate struggle.
A driving belt in an engineering
works ar Guafbu-igl- ENGLAND has
been i'm continuous use FOR 80 years.
and has travelled" a distance equiv
alent 20 "a times around the world.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

up that apartment over us and ten
EN- to let up on shat noise. Wen
hot going to stand for anything IiSt
that YOU know. g. al Iig4.
and you can say The complaint cow.
front this apartment. too-undyr-
stand""
And Warren shufled back To bed,
muttcring something about letting
those peopl" know "a thing or two"
Il was "A chill night, and Helen. who
had not stopped 10 get her bathrphC
Crept shiyering i'm beside him.
Helen waited breaJli-=si, for the
noise to cease. She pictured tine bo.
phnning up and the indignant silence
that would follow. She wondered If
Mrs. Sanford would still speak 90 her
when they met in the elevator. Helen
SO dreaded any strained relations she
would always put mp with any dis
comfort rather rhan make a COM
plant.
Say" Warren sat mp in bed again
with alarming energy. Hasn't that
boy had time To cali up there yet?''
Then without a word he flung back
the covers. got into his slippers and
bathrobe, and again stalked out to
the phone.
This time Helen did not follow She
knew il would be useless, but through
the open door she could hear him call
angrily To the hsllboy.
Look here. thought ] told YOU TO
stop that racket, We'll. what did
they say o WHATS tlat2 oh.
they did. did they i'H see about
that You give me yhe superlutend-
ent. d" Yes. right now lie
can't be asleep with an that uproar
Ring him up. J tell YOU"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Up-to-the-Minute Jokes

answer was swift. Her little lanb.
teacher!" he shouted, triumphantiy.
BellOws-Does your daughter play
on the piano?
Old Farmer Gin tones OF deep dis
gust)-NO. sir. She works on II.
pounds on 1t. gal1es it. scrapes n
jumps on IL. rolls over il, but there's
no play about II. sir.
What puzzles me" said Cnc,
Shocks. as he looked up from book
he was consulting. IFS this. II
man Is standing on the side OF a hill
or mountain, how is he TO settle in
his mind whether he is on an ac-
clivity OF a declivity. According o
my dictionary here. the former is
slope up and the latter slope
down I've never yet seen a SLOPE
up that didn't slope down"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

Deacon-We must devise some
means Of paying these $500 Of out
standing bills against the church; we
are being pressed FOR the money.
Nestryman Gin surprise)-W ny,
what are they for
Deacon-FOr flowers. decorations.
music and 80 forth. furnished for the
entertainment last month to ceie-
brate the church being at last free
from debt.
The lesson In history was in prog
ress. and In vain the teacher coaXed
her class to answer. At last she
frightened up. She bad reached the
star pupil OF her little class.
Now. Tommy" she said. Mary
followed Edward the Sixth. and who
followed Mary
Ycs. Tommy knew that, and MS
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Is Matrimony a Bore?
By DOROTHY DIX.

good family and rich. and We started
out with all prospects Of a happy fu-
ture. But after three years of married
life l found domestic bliss was pipe
dream with a nightmare attachment
We drifted apart. dnally ending ~
divorce. | never felt so light and fra
as when she got her decree. As for
me, in the words of the raven. Never
more,
Borrows No Trouble.
Now and then some simpering old
maid, or widow, asks me the reason
Of my single blessedness. but / am
not borrowing trouble. ! lead a hap
by life without the aid of a woman. 1
come and go az ] like. have comfort
able quarters in a bachelor hotel
have the society of few old cronies.
such as myself, and lead the life of
contented man.
Il don't get up in the morning find
ing d lot Of rats. switches, puffs, pow
der and paint on my dressing table.
as the married man does and almost
every day some poor cuss of a bene
dict comes to me for financial aid or
with a tale Of woe. | always advise
young men if they want to be happy
not to marry. Some years ago the
London Punch published the follow
ing advice to those about TO marry
Don't That wise counsel still holds
good"
And here's why one woman thinks
that marriage is a bore. She writes:
Marriage a Sacrifice.
THE church says marriage is a
sacrament. | say that under present
conditions il is a sacrifice. Woman
is offered as a sacrifice to the state in
marriage in order to bring children
into the world. Statistics prove this.
and show that there are more women
killed and made invalids for life eV-
cry year through marriage than there
were soldiers killed in the Civil War.
There We're pensions for the disabled
soldiers, but none for the disabled
mothers.
Il believe that suffrage for women
is one form of remedy for the weaFi
ness Of matrimony. After that, or
rather with that, will come equality
Of opportunity, and equal pay for
equal work, so that girls will not be
forced into marriage because their
pay envelopes won't keep body and
soul together
Divorce Remedy Economic.
People who marry because they
want to. instead of because they have
to, are seldom bored with each 9TH
er We need some remedy for di-
vorce but IL must be an economic
one Sentiment may be all right in
its place, but along with romance il
exists only in women. What little
sentiment a man has Is like the match
with which he lights his pipe, soon
forgotten after it has accomplished
its purpose.
man, and that wouldn't be so bad II
he believed i'm fair and honest deal
ing, but he always expects to get the
best Of the bargain, and 10 get more
than he gives.
That's why matrimony is a bore
! 10 so many wives"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
What 1t Proved.

A gIank doctor was holding forth
boa, his medicines" to "a rural au-
i2u.p.
YES, gentlemen" he said. Il have
sold these pills for over % years. and
news, heard word of complaint.
Now. what does that proye?"
From a voice iu the crowd came:
That dead men tell no tales"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Brave by Proxy.

Employer Well what did he say
200 you.
nlrrk-That he'd break every bone
my body and throw me out of the
window if showed my face i'm his
iigu again,
Then go bact and tell him that he
Docdnt think nc can inumidate me
hv his violence
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Where the Rub Came.

Bidins has a son who is badly Stage
struck.
Unhappy boy" exclaimed the irate
parent. And you actually propose to
dtshonor my name on the boards of "a
theater2"
why. father. / would take an as
eumed one"
Well how would that help 1t? sup
posing you were to succeed. much
credit I should get IL no one knew
that ] was your father
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Marries For a Change.

"A marriage OF this sort is the re-
suit OF one wishing to lead different
kind of life. and so he tries the matri-
moniai experiment. Only in such cases
when love develops after marriage can
matrimony be anything but a bore.
Marriage should be- only a legal
right for a man and woman posseSs-
ing real love for each other to live as
husband and wife, and it is the height
Of folly for people to marry with love
as secondary issue.
People try in vain to direct love.
\ rich young man may desire to love
some nice. rich girl OF the same re-
ligiou or social status as himself but
love viii not come 10 order. IL is alb
solutely impossible for the mind TO di-
rect the heart. The mind has no more
control over the heart than a 10000
horse power engine can have over q
ship without a propeller. For exam
pie. think Of the honorable women
who have loved men who were crimi-
nails, and Of the good men who loved
bad women
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
How He Succeeded.

Very YoUus Man You wouldn't
think IT, but I've just paid $4,000 in
cash FOR house, AN made by my
own pluck and perseverance.
Young Lady-ReallN. What bust
ness are you i'm
Very Young Nau-Im sou-in-IaW.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Men Getting Bridal Shy.

"Matrimony viii cease to be bore.
and the divorce court judges will have
10 secure other Jobs when marriage
viii no longer be a custom. but only
a legal privilege for two lovers to live
as husband and Wife
In these davs when men are getting
SO bridal shy that IL is as hard to
catch one as il is to lBssO zebra, it's
a shame 10 publish this next letter,
which IS written by "a perfectly horrid
cyuiC who believes that the only
happy people are the never weds.
still we asked for an honest discus
sion Of this important subject, and
here's what Mr., j b, writes:
rs marriage "A bore 1t certainly
g. and not only a bore. but q nuisance
! found il SO a great many years ago.
Il was very young and very decid-
eddy foolish. fell in love, or thought
did. with young and pretty girl. of
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

make their protest known with the
blare of trumpets and in strident
tones. They are few in number, but
they made loud noise. NJ Nemoz
heard the noise and thought he heard
the voice of all the women in the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Preferable.

Your money or your life" said the
ETUJy rubber.
Take me lie responded the Irish
laH I'm saviu' me money for me
la age.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

world.
Love has language that is low
and sweet and flute-like. It is The
cry Of tine heart. and the heart never
trumpets its appeals. Women an
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

tn HERE is a volume which has in
teresteG all the poets. philoso-
piers, artists, historians and
sages since the world began.
1t has a cover which allures. When
this volume is fresh from the hands
OF the great printer. the cover is
DAINTY, pretty and in bright colors
The cofors soon fade, and the pretti-
ness ana daintiness vanish, but, un-
like any other volume. the greater
the havoc time works on the exterior,
the greater the store of knowledge OF
the inside
This volume is called Woman"
And every mothers son many times
during his brief span looks casually
at the cover, perhaps turns a page Or
two. and claims he has mastered all
the secrets. the problems. the mys-
teries, the volume contains.
Among these sons OF Solomon. who
glance and say. = know" there are
many artists who portray on canvas
all that they have discovered. one. a
Flenchman. Nj. Nemoz. has made a
painting of his discovery which has
excited great applause from other sons
OF solomon, who say, Wonderful,
wonderful"
This picture is called Expulsion"
and you are invited to look at the
copy above. II YOU are son of Solo
mon, an organization to which every
man believes his wisdom entities him
to membership. you will also say.
Wonderful"
If you are a woman yoI will know
that no man really knows, but that
the woman who Gas wisdom knows
she must let him think he knows.
What Every Woman Knows.
The picture is supposed to repre-
sent the attitude Of the modern wom-
an toward the god of love. for whom
she neither has time nor inclination"
With the forehead and expression of a
Minerva, and the proportions of
Juno, she sits securely enthroned in
power and knowledge. with the ar
rows wrested from the god Of love in
a hand imperiously raised 10 drive
him from her presence.
This is the picture of the modern
woman DIS every man thinks he knows
her. What every woman knows is
that il any woman has ever stifed the
cry of her heart. and hidden love de-
part she has called upon him TO re-
turn before he was out of sight.
He can come in no guisc in which
he is not welcome, he can never be
such "a plague or torment that she
would bid him depart.
she may be modern in every out
ward expression; she may jeer at
love: she may call those women
weak and Spineless who regard low
MS worth all the world beside: she
may take pride I'm her scoru Of him
but down in the bottom Of her heart
there is "a longing for him which is
never stiIed.
All that the giving up means in
the freedom Of self development and
ambition; all the applause of the
world. all honor. all fame all the
sweetness OF the rewards of self-ef-
fort; nothing the world can Offer is
worth in the final accounting the
cost a woman must pay in driving
out love.
NJ. Nemoz is a very clever artist,
but his hands are quicker than Ais
rars Tho women vino dncrN love
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Sermons IN
Sentences
Bv FRANCES L. GARsIDE.

~ a preacher were as tender-heart-
ed as man OF his profession
L -houd be. he would accept the
-adding fee from the groom'm order
.. nresert it to the bride, knowing IL
.- romIerness and sympathy Of his
.sart. that now she is married there Is
Ervf1ittle money she VIII see.
When church is out. the children
.acb the door first. Then come the
r-,, and an hour afterward. when
.aey have done telling that they must
-,s1 nome and get dinner, the women
lowly emerge.
Re patient with The young folk who
..- I'm the back seat and gigsle. II
nh De- such a very short time till
h., are sitting old and wrinlded and
.r.,y. with the pillars up in FROM.
horse standing uncovered i'm in
.-mant weather in front of saloon
looks bad enough. but it is a worse
light when IN front of church.
Tr. real surprising feature about
.. best of sermons is the number Of
GOOD stopping places the preacher viii
lass without seeing them.
pnf does not enjoy church in the
..oI old-fa shioncd way unless he gets
Thought" to carry home to sus-
lain HIM an the week.
II is "a question which is easier: To
walk forward when a revival is in
progress or slide backward after il is
over.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

Tr. real surprising feature about
.. best of sermons is the number Of
GOOD stopping places the preacher Will
Ass without seeing them.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Chocolate
Fudge

eupfal Red VefUG SyTuo.
? squares bitter chocolate.
cupfui cream or mill. ? cup
fuis granuiated sugar. : cup
fui chopped nut meats. 7 tea
spoonful ginger extract. ?
hsaping fabfespoonfuis Of
butter
Melt chocolate IN saucepan.
adj VelUa. butter. sugar and
9tiik or cream. Stir oUer IRE
fiU ne, boil for four minutes
Test IN cold Uater and renioUs
from fh~ FIRE tUhen II forms a
soft ball Or rsEisters 2<0oF.
on fhe fheraomefey Add rE-
tract and nuts and beat unfR
smooth Pour into buff~rrd
ran and cut IN SguaTss 5rhsH
cold.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

Dnt Ice- not enjoy church in the
...of old shioncd way unless he gets
thought" to carry home to sus-
I'm rrm AN the week.