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The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

A Johns Hopkins professor has dis
covered that orange blossoms are an
anesthetic. A good many people who
have not a university education knew
that, long ago.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

The memoralizing Of congress Is a
Pleasant pastime and does no harm.
Nor oes it do any good. Congress has
worse troubles than that.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31
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The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

About the worst one we have seen
reminds the reader that the uprising in
Constantinpole Is not the toWeling
which Is sold as Turkish crash.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

The split in the democratic ranks
furnishes the hole into which that
party will have to pull itself unless it
keeps it's pledges.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

A New Haven clergyman found "a
pearls in n oyster. Now trot out
our jokes about the church-festival
oyster stew.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

There's one Old Turk whom they'd
Ike to have back again. When he was
on the throne, Turkey could do any
thing.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

Champ Clark lacked the nerve to
eIgage in debate with Mr.. Taft.
Champ is losing his nerve or else he is
~chivalrOus.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

Meanwhile the weather man is rem
dering a good account of himself.
Which shows what can he done when
a mar attends to business.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

One thing is certain. when Abdul
Hamid Went into retirement he took
his pull with him.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31
BAD? BHCHNG GAS AND
SOUR FOOD? WANT TO FEEL FINE?

Wonder what upset YOU stomarh-which portion Of hi God did the dam
age-do you? WE'LL don't bother. II our stomach Ii in a revolt; II SOU
your head dizzy and aches; belch gases and acids and eructate undigested
food; breath FOUL tongue coated-just take q little Diapepsin and. IN five,
minutes you truly win wonder what became OF the indigestion and diatreus.
"a Millions of mel and women today know that it Is needless to have a bad
stomach. A little Dapepsn occasionally keeps this delicate organ regulated
and they eat their favorite foods without fear. = @# Ee@--~
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

With Sac-a-ja-We-a in the parad@.
there Will be at least good Indian
in line.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

The Legislature would better investi-
gate philips county n the deal which
brought It through the senate.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

The Missoulian class ad makes the
weekend pleasant. no matter which
end it Is.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

Cyclopedia day today. The best bool
bargain ever offered.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

One really good thing about winter is
that 1t puts a stop to suffrage hikes.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

II they wait a bit longer, the allies
win have nobody left to fight.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

America win welcome Alfonso. He's
a pretty likely chap, for a king.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

/ Chairman Pujo thinks he can make
the sphinx talk. We shall see.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

The icy sidewalk is not a path OF
peace.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-01-31

TO the growing custom among Jews of
using ordinary Russian first names
instead of Old Testament names. The
molly synod had protested against his
custom.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
AFFECTIONS OF THE NERVES
Forms Of Neurasthena Are Many, But
All Durable When Attended
To in Time.

Neurasthenia, OF nervous prostra'
ton. has so many forms and so many
causes that it is one of the most puz-
cling diseases a physician can be
called upon to treat No general rules
can be given, each case having to be
handled on its own merits 1t calls for
a psychologists rather than q physt
clan.
Some Of the many well defined
forms that neurasthenia takes have re
ceived names of their own. Among
these are akoraphobia, which shows
itself in fright when in crowded
places: monopbobia. or dread Of being
alone: claustraphobia, or fear Of con
fined places anthrophobia, or horror
of society; batophebia, or dread o.
things failing from above siderodro
pophohia. or fright at travelling on g
railroad train Then there are the
forms of mental rumination in which
there is a ceaseless flow OF ideas. The
brain is so abnormally active that Il
produces insomnia. Arithmomania is
the form in which tn ! sufferer counts
necessarily and cann, stop.
/, All aresourahle if taken in time.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Farmers Flaht With BATS.

Finding a score or more of rats IN
his granary, Frank McClain, Wash
iington county farmer, entered with o
club, shut the door and started to 90
battle with them, The animals had all
entered through one hole, and. as they
could not leave simultaneously. those
which were unable to reach the point
of exit turned ON tho farmer and gave
him battle.
Three of them ran up his leg under
meath his trousers. and these he
squeezed to death with his hands
Others swarmed up his clothing
Alarmed for his safety. McClain called
his wife, who was outside awaiting de
relopments, and she opened the door
and allowed the rats to escape. Nc
CLAIM was not severely bitten, owins
to the fact that he was wearing heavy
wooden clothing as we'll as an over
coat.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

aad gronHsls ora g tremendously nice
place ana Granaauc!e Woodrow beats
anything alive - q contributor tc
their happiness.
The four arc baby 10 Cothran, who
lives in Tho White House; James vii
,son Howe end his four-yearoid sister
Virginia. and fiYcyear-old Elizabeth
Wilson. Little 10 is somewhat In the
lead but when the presidential pref
erence is too strongly shown the 9th
ers demur and the mighty Executive
of s0,000,001 takes coed care to switch
at once and divide his attentions.
The children climb upon the presi
dental knee. sometimes singly hu
also in quadruplex. They often de
mand particular story and want !
told in a particular way that hal
suited their fancy once before. !
the president doesn't recall exactl,
how he told It last time" the babies
level on him a look of surprise tina
borders on pity for his shortening
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
For Convalescent Child.

The nurse who has good library
at her command can devise almost
endless means Of interesting q con-
valescent child. She might take the
child on trip around the world to
the children of all nations. One day
they could 20 to France She could
describe sunny France" to him and
talk about the vineyards and the
pretty flower gardens and the black
bread the bakers sell to tho children
20 feed the sparrows and the odd lit
tie smocks the children wear to
school and half dozen other things
which she could gather in half
hours reading. For the visit to the
little German children she could get
much from Grimm's fairy tales.
Hollands children would form an
other days suDiect--thelr wooden
shoes. their full skirts. their winter
life on the frozen canals and their
love for the little Princess Juliana
could all be told about. Japan ard
Italy, Spain. India and the North
American Indians-all have given rec
ords of their children, which could be
quickly referred to and entertainingly
worked up.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

They were talking about the CONVEX
sational power of the fair sex at Q
reception in Washington a few weeks
ago, when Congressman Augustus
Stanley of Kentucky cited a case that
left no doubt as to mothers ability to
win the first prize.
Some time back, according to the
congressman, a friend of his visited
Niagara falls, taking with him his wife
and his wife's sister. Immediately or
arriving and securing hotel quarters
the party set out to see the wonderful
sight wiley aud wifey's sister talking
jas they walked along on q million In
teresting subjects.
"Say, John" said WHEY, turning t.
the old man after they had gone quit
a distance. aren't we getting near tn
falls?"
Yes was the prompt reply o
John. '1f you will stop talking a min
ute you will hear the thunder OF thu
water quite plainly. "--Philadelphi'
Telegram.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
HUMAN SYSTEM NEEDS ONION
Odorous Vegetable Has Value Far Be-
You'd That of Drugs That Are
In Common Use.

Many people imagine that to ex-
press liking for onions denotes a
vulgar taste. but this much despiseG
vegetable has many excellent quail
ties. 1t contains large quantity of
heterogeneous matter and uncrystalliz-
able sugar with a pungent sulphuric
oil. II children were encouraged to
eat onions, many an illness might be
prevented, and many a doctors bill
saved. If baby has cold, or seemc
croupy, frequent doses of onion syruT
will give wonderful relief The syrup
Is obtained by cutting the onion into
slices, aud covering each with broWE
sugar and putting one on the top o.
another in basin.
In a sick room you cannot have a
better disinfectant :han the onion. 1t
has a wonderful capacity for absorb
ing germs; a dish of sliced onions
placed in a sick room will draw away
the disease; they must be removed as
soon as they lose their odor and be-
come discolored. and be replaced by
fresh ones. For those who can take
them, a raw onion eaten just before
retiring is very beneficial-it acts as
O. tonic to the nervous system purifies
the blood, helps digestion, and very
often prevents insomnia, - Family
Doctor.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
ALWAYS THE DOMINANT MAN
How the late ]. p Morgan Made Hia
Art Purchases, and Resented Ad-
vice and interference.

The manner in which the late ].
Pierpont Morgan sometimes made pur'
chases of works of art and rare bric-a-
brac Is well illustrated by one of his
visits to an art store in Washington,
where he obtained quite a number Of
valuable pieces now in his New York
collection.
Mr.. Morgan being here for business
purposes, dropped into the store and
looking over the collection found
Queen Anne teapot that pleased his
fancy.
What do you want for this Queen
Anne teapot" he asked
Three thousand dollars, Mr.. Nor
gan" replied the art dealer,
ITS not worth that much. / know
what you pay for these things abroad
he retorted, rather tartly.
"But, Mr.. Morgan" insisted the deal
er, 9Th duty is very high"
Il know what the duty is, too
flashed back the financier, who held
the rare bit of porcelain up to the
light. I'll give you 2,400 for it,"
well, Mr. Morgan, If It pleases you
take it along
In moment q check was writer
for amount offered. and the finapCier
who wore a sack coat, thrust the del
! icate treasure into his side pocket ant
walked out Most purchasers woulc
I have arranged to have the paluabl'
/ piece carefully boxed and forwaTde'
by express. properly insured. but
} was not so with the ~erldfamous eoI
lector. If any one had Jolted him tina
afternoon that $4,000 Queen Ann
would have been broken into fral
ments.
1T was Mr. Morgan's way" said tn
dealer, in recalling the incident
Washington Post
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
To Retain Spirit Of Youth.

1t has been well said that 1.-THE old
boy" needs his playground quite as
much as does the young boy. He
needs 1t for his amusement and for his
best well-being More Fairgrounds for
THE old boys" means fewer sana-
forums and still fewer inmates; fewer
doctors and still fewer patients; fewer
dyspeptic minds and still fewer dys-
peptic stomachs and healthier and
happier men, women and children;
therefore, let us cherish and maintain
the playing places for the old and
young.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Cube Root Of Evil.

They had asked the great cubist to
paint the tragedy in Eden. He shook
his head.
Il cannot paint the serpent, he
said; lit has too many curves Then
he added in a melancholy tone:
There is but one creeping thing that
find myself privileged to use as a
model
'And what is that?" they asked
eagerly.
1.-THE angleworm."
Whereupon he took down his two
foot rule and his table of cubes and
went to woGll.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
HARSH COMMENT ON SEX
ROSTERS Unseemly Conduct Drew
Bitter Remark from His Young
Mistress.

Dolly was not quite six when her
mother bought a flock of nine Ply
mouth Rock hens and rooster, ana
diligently explained to Dolly that the
rooster was the papa hen" and the
rest were all mamma hens. After
two or three days of confinement to
accustom them to their coop, they
were let out to wander about the
yard. and Dolly was set to watch
them. The hens stayed together NICE
". but the rooster showed tendency
to wander into the next-door neigh
boris chicken yard Dolly chased him
back time and again, until she was
tired and out of patience. She turned
her back for minute, and when she
looked round there were the hens up
by the coop. while the rooster was Sc
dately pacing across the garden TO-
wards the next yard.
Dolly stamped her foot on the side
walk and screamed: "Come back
here! Come back to your own fam
lily" The rooster proceeded with per
feet equanimity. Dolly watched him
for moment with look of utter dis
gust. Then her mother heard her say
very emphatically:
"That's just like you men, any
ay."--London Tit-Bits.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Man Wants but Little.

Please, num-" said a tramp,
would you be SO kind as to let me
have a needle and thread?'
Wen, yes" said the housewife, at
the door. L can let you have that =
"Thankee. mum Now, you'd cbligo
mo very much if you'd let me have 2
bit of cloth for a patch
Yes, here is some
Khankee very much, mum. Its q
little different In color from my suit,
see. perhaps, mum, you could spare
me some of your husband's old clothes
that this patch win match
well. declared You're clever. my
man, and I'll give you an old suit.
Here is one"
"Thankee greatly. mum. ! see it's a
little large, mum, but If you'll kindly
furnish me with square meal, mehby
| can flll it OUT
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Patriots Wish.

It is my hearts first and favorite
wish to be employed in active and
enterprising services where there is
a prospect of rendering such services
useful and acceptable to America.
The singular honor which con-
gress hath done me by their gen.
eral appreciation of my past conduct
hath inspired me with sentiments OF
gratitude which l shall carry with me
to my grave; and If life of service
devoted to America can be made IN
strumentai in securing its inaepend-
ence. / shall regard the continuance
of such appreciation as an honor lar
superior to the empty pageantry which
kings ever did or can bestow.-John
Paul Jones.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Collectors.

Collectors as a rule are cyclists and
thieves. They are often leading clti-
zens in the great republic of Bores.
one man will buttonhole you in the
street while he tells you in CHASTITY
detail how he finally secured the auto
graph of the fourth governor OF
Georgia. Another will describe min
utely his collection of photographs of
all the women who have yet taken the
part OF Carmen. We know an other.
wise blameless person who collected
monograms. What one OF us has not
at some time dwtlt in this Arcadia
When we were boys 1t was either q
collection of coins, beginning with cop
per cents of the United States. post
age stamps. or names of locomotive
engines. How many had the fore
sight to. keep their coins and stamps
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
oysters In Motion pictures.

One Thousand feet Of fiIm, showing
the pictures of tho oyster industry Of
Maryland from tho catching" of the
bivalves by means of tongs, s,Tapes
and dredges to shucking, packing and
shipping, WIFI be taken by Swepson
Earle Of Baltimore, secretary Of the
National Association of Shelltish CON
missioners, to the annual convention
of that organization, which meets in
Norfolk. After the Norfolk eonven
ton they will be exhibited In e1pH
cate in cities throughout the United
States
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
TWO STRONG POINTS OF VIEW
Society Divided Into Camps on Cues
ton That Has Always Been Con-
sidered important.

No work under heaven is more i'm
perative than the rescue of young and
innocent girls; no crime is more das-
tardly than the sale OF their youth and
innocence; no charity is greater than
that which lifts the sinner FROM her
sin. But the fact that we habitually
apply the term white slave to the
willful prostitute as well as to the
entrapped child, shows that a power
full and popular sentiment is absolved
from the shackles of accuracy. Also
that this absolution contuses the
minds Of men The sentimentalist
pities the prostitute as a victim, the
sociologist abhors her as a menace,
The sentimentalist conceives that men
prey and women are preyod upon;
the sociologist, aware that evil men
and women prey upon one another
ceaselessly and ravenously, has no
measure of tenderness for either. Inc
sentimentalist clings tenaciousiy to
the association OF youth with limo
cence. The sociologist knows that
even the age-limit which the law likes
as boundary line Of innocence has
no corresponding restriction IN tact
1t is inconceivable that so many books
and pamphlets dealing with this sub
textbooks and pamphlets now TO DC
found on every library shelf, and II
the hands of young and d--shoult
dare to ignore the balance OF depray
ity, the swaying of the pendulum O
yice.-Atlantic Monthly.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
ELLlNOISCENTRAL
S~s---s---~s~~s
Corrected to May |, 1913,


1910 a. m. Daily Chicago yeati-
nu'ed led. arriving Chicago
1855 4. IA
2:l5 1. N. Daily ST. Louis Night
It'd. arriving st. Louis 7;20 .. N.
Sleeping cars open at $50 o. m.
400 a. m. Thehss ACCOMMODATION.
a. m. Chicago Daily Express.
lll.lb a. IN. st. Louis Fast Mall.
fI.gE n m. Chicago Midday SPECIAL
I2:46 ,. m. Afternoon Express for
st. Louis and Centralia.
I5:15 D. NJ. Chicago Night Express.
Sleeping ear from Carbonate to
Chicago.
1906 p. M. Chicago Night Express.
arriving Mt Chicago 7:5e =. m.
Local sleeper at station. Bsrths
/ oan be occupied after $3.50 p. m.
I2s20 ~ M. Memphis and Nashviiis.
l3:4O a. m. Memphis, New Orleans
and Hot Springs.
Abs a. m. Seminole Limited Tor
Birmingham aud Jacksonville, Fla
500 IN. PsdueNh and Lottizvflls
Express.
t:51 .. m, Dsiiy Memphis sas New
Orleans.
4 i:si p. m. Daily Nashville, chssfa-
nooga and Atlsutx.
t:I0 .. m. Fulton and Mayfield 80"
commodation.
$40 D. 10. paducah and L.ouIsvilis
4. Sleeper. Cairo 10 Louisville.
tlb:45 D. IN. Memphis and New Or
leans Special.
For through tickets. Hisepins ear
accommodations and further infur-
mation apply at iliinois Central
Passenger station, Cairo. Ill.
] Il. JONES. Ticket hst.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Years Sleep in Prison.

A remarkable case Of iethargy is re-
ported frem one of the towns in South
Russia. A certain Moisselyinko was
put on his trial in March of last year
on the charge of having committed an
armed robbery, but in the midst of the
proceedings he dropped to The tloor in
what was supposed at the time to be
fainting cit, hut which afterward
proved lethargie sleep.
In this condition the prisoner has
lain till March s of the present year.
He has evidently been all the time IN
complete possession of his wits, but
was unable to move limb open ms
eyes or take food When his eyelids
were raised the pupils could be seen
and he was all the time fed by arti
fetal means.
During his sleep he has lost some
weight, but he has kept Throughout
the external appearance of a man IL
Normal and healthy sleep.
Sne is Sarcastic.
NHe, l Want you 10 sulnuist Il
Chigger farm"
How can ! go anywhere for tn
summer? | have no clothes"
That's Just the point You ca
wear old clothes at Chigger farm. OIL
clothes are the thing
"Old clothes are the thing, eh
Then for once in my life can max
a splurge. II old clothes are the thin
| I'll take along seven trunks of tn
Oldest duds in the state"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
REAL WHITE HOUSE RULERS
Office But the Children Are
Bosses of Mansion.

President Wilson has to exercise q
very high order OF diplomacy in his
well balanced treatment of the -four
white House Babies" These are
his grandnieces and nephews and
they are little for the honor and dig
nifty of the Chief Magistrate of the
American people The White House
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
OLD COINS WANTED.

$ss--We pay CASH premiums on
hundreds OF Old Coins. Keep all
money dated before 1895. and send
TEN cents at once for our New H.
Illustrated Coin Value Book, 4x7. It
may mean YOUR fortune. Clarke a
Co., Coin Dealers, Dept. 80, LIE Roy,
N. Y.--Advt. 2-s-1yr
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Taps Rubber Trees by Electricity.

A novel electrical Taper for rubber
trees is the work Of a German in
Peru. Hollow iron channels divided
into sections, are fitted on the tree
trunk. the sections containing prick
ing devices that can be worked at
varying times by current from the
central station.
A receptacle in each section catches
the latex (plant juice), coagulating it
with acid The attachment may be
left unvisited two or three months,
and in the time 200 or 300 humps Of
rubber may be accumulated from q
large tree.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Bridge to Have Elevators.

A novel scheme was recently eS'
hibitec at Cologne, in competition
of plans for a new bridge.
It was felt desirable to construct 6
high-level bridge that would aloE VI
interrupted traffic both on land am
river. One of the plans entered va,
for high-level bridge having siops'
rs steep as in u. which we1lf By
Impossible for tra.sc under ordinsr'
conditions.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

They were scattered, or they disap.
peared, together with q littlc book re-
lating to adventures Of Alexander
Selkirk, that boo!i With deep green
covers and wood cuts apparently cut
with a jackknlfe. Fer it we would
now gladly exchange a complete and
luxurious set of books by any author
living.-Boston Herald.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Another Hope Blasted.

life is just one blamed disappoint-
ment after another"
whats the matter n0w?"
81 had all arrangements made for
a trip through the Yellowstone Park"
Cant you go?"
Eyes, but my wife's finally made up
her mind that she win go along. She
thought at first 1t would be too hard
a trip for her"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
ADVERTISEMENT
Dwellings For Rent.

FOR RENT-2402 Elm street;
modern eight room house, with
every convenience and in most de-
sirablc neighborhood. Apply Can
dee Insurance Agency. II
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
No. like the National, Game.

Geraldine Did you ever play kiss
ing games?" Gerald Yes. and re-
member them as games that didn't
have to be called on account of dark
ness"
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
Leaaens nannsr from Fire.

Transmission line poles and cross
arms treated with creosote oil are
less liable to destruction by FIRE than
untreated timber Of the same kind,
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

The designer Of this bridge, how
ever, plans to equip the approaches
with electrically driven chains. to
which motor cars and horse-drawn
vehicles may be attached for haulage
up the approaches, and "easage7 down
the approaches, Little cars drawn by
these trains are also provided for
pedestrians.
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02

lcoR RENT-June lst, 326 7th
street. modern, 2 story. DR.. Davis,
dentist. o-lt u
The Cairo bulletin., 1913-06-02
TELEPHONE YOUR WANT ADS
BOTH PHONES oe
ADVERTISEMENT.

furniture and household goods.
Highest cash price paid. New goods
exchanged for old. Call home
phone 409. 1911 Commercial Ave
nue.. Il