Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1913-08-30
EDITORIALS

fessors to inspect the packing establish
mentS, and dinner will taste lots better if
they don't saw too much in the papers
about what they see.
Even though every one may have to walk
month or two while the railroads and
labor leaders are quarreling, it is hoped
the public will not butt in while their bet
tiers are talking.
Secretary Bryan is going out lecturing
for six week, but John Bassett Moore is
said to be an intelligent Office boy who can
answer questions.
New York stock exchange seats are
down to $3.50 Perhaps some families
in Strengthened circumstances can be per-
Suaded to take them in place of opera box
eS.
Reports of Cabinet crises and downfalIS
of ministries are stirring Europe, while this
country is in eurnoil on account of shake
ups in several of the league teams.
Don't expect the summer girl to recog-
nize you when you meet her at home.
After vacation is over, business is buineSs.
The beef SUPPLY is short, but fortunately
the dog supply is ample.
The berry crop is large this year, but the
actual amount harvested depends good
deal on how hungry the pickers are.
Out of IS boy babies born at Williamson
W. Va, since May 81, 22 have been named
Woodrow. President Wilson can get out
of it by making S. saving bank deposit
for each of us.
The Congressman ought not to growl
about the temperature. They must be
we'll used to hot air.
Fortunately for the summer girls, the
bathing suits do not long remain the length
that is shown in the dry goods store ad-
vertiSementS.
Bill Haywood says four hours is enough
for any man to work, and a good many Of
them would wash up on the company,s
time at that.
1t may be all right for the ministers to
siderate of the men who have lawns to
NOV.
When man is seen out with some emp
ty seats in his automobile, it is considered
an admission that he hasn't telephoned
around to every one of his neighbors to
find if they want ride.
If Congress does not wind up its bust
ness and adjourn pretty soon, the President
may go over and lock them all out of the
Capitol.
A lot of people would get valuable ex
erciSe in walking nowadays if it wouldn't
be thought that they didn't have any auto
mobile.
Perhaps the people who wash the buckle
berry pie off their lips are not getting
cooking like mother used to make.
Now it is said that punctuation marks
on envelopes are not good form. This is
not the only respect in which the fair stem
ographer sets the styles.
II a female deity created the earth, as
the last Babylonian tablet says, it seems
strange that she didn't fix it so that Man
should not grab the ballot
Perhaps now the express company wish
they had placed feather bed at the bot
tom when they had so much fun kicking
the American people down the back stairs
The japanese are tired of the compli-
Gated characters of their alphabet, and
may adopt the Roman letters. This leaves
only chinese and college students using
laundry check writing
Now that the corn belt is all burned up
with the drought, perhaps the govern
ment will perceive the folly Of bouncing
Chief Moore.
AS Senator Bacon of Georgia has been
reelected at cost of S78, it might be well
for Billy Lorimer to write and ask how he
did It.
In view Of the fact that there are several
Bulgarians yet alive, it is hard to see how
the war can be considered needed.