Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-10
TADC IN he Solar
JADO Plerus.


most uaNcuCe- Wilson or Hucrtd.
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II MR. CARRANHA hates To do nj.
but IN view 81 the Maderos. gore has
simply got 20 Tow.
III WOULD have certainly made a
neat little explosion had some one
lit fuse 20 one OF thosc 'icrky fire.
men who walked aboard ship al
New York carrying 1000 rounds Of
ammun Ion inside his vest.
g.
a POLICEMAN made the serious
mistake Of stri6ing a player az an
eastern football game, and was
roughly handled ne couldn't have
ooen worse treated. IN fact Il he had
been running with the ball
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TILE HUMAN 10 is tense and
/ INTEREST dramatic mio m T. MT.
STORY 1911 Knighi. detected
/ by the stalwart hlue-
coated guardian Of the peace In the
very act of the uuspcokable and hor-
ritying crime OF becoming picked.
nov faces the august tribunal of the
/ police court nill's face Is u study
Of iutonsest tragedy
IN fact his face IS worse than thnt
| u would be- awful io put in cold typo
the real truth about BINS face.
II is still dramatic moment. Even
handed justice IS about 90 be dls-
ponsed The court room IS electric
with impending doom.
Up stairs In the ere department YOU
can hear one 81 the boys looking for
a shoe that slipped down the chute
In the dense silence his languages
comes through the wallis and flooring
with remarkable disiinctnoss.
otherwise not sound breaks the
stiffness
At home we can picture Bins weep
Ing mother on her knees praying
praying
That some one viii sandbag Bin
and get him out Of the way.
A raucous terrifying roar makes
the court sit up suddenly and the
blood of the spectators freezes 10 the
consistency Of steam In radiptor.
Bin Is snoring.
what Is the prisoner charged
withe" demands the court
"whiskcy, your honor" says an Of
iicor
Discharge him." orders the court.
The policeman steps forward. lie
touches match 90 Bins breath.
Bin goes on with "a loud report.
And then they wonder at crime!
THE SUGGESTION that poison
Gus drugs be put up in triangular
bottle is "a good one. ana nobody viii
object so long as no change Us made
Ia the shape 81 tho little brown jug
.
WE CAS- just imagine what some
OF those women who met Wilson out
with cold without his ovcrc0at think
of the way Mrs Wilson takes care of
him.
EGGS WILL Doe cheaper after
Christmas DO s promised M,au-
While SO you nant to give an eloquent
token of your regard. just send your
friend an egg neatly done up ln Co
Christmas package.
D
DON'T misunderstood us and think
that by an esq iu Christmas pack
age we mean an cggnoe.
D.
Eloi-c'- i,nmanrc.
In little country village
Lived the charming Eloisc;
Then there came "a circus fellow
Who uerFbfFned uu tho fr.I.y.
-Detroft T.u,s
She was I'm a. box and le was
Doing stunts to cause "a Stir
when th. rom. tr,t, and tn.f.. b,..
tina
Trapeze guy Zen lu with her
Johnston posi-
Father Too WAS lr fbr hu,. and
Ere thet knew what tbsy.r, ,bout
Father uspa n.s animal r.,.-...
And they had Ia f4|I.r.. anu
o
JUDGING 1872 THE quantity of
m.r,lDtoe Iu thp woods around lur,
This Ecar taulutrlurs DurIs.uH-
should bc featured bv u record Ur..E.
ing amount of OSCILLATION.
AUNT DELLA Torr,y urullbIy has
% recipe for curing colds thut su,
"a farm