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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
Deaths.

Crisser-Fritz Crisser, about
65, well known about Tacoma,
was found dead in bed at Jeffer-
son hotel today. Nothing known
as to relatives. Remains at the
Notwithstanding company.
notwithstanding of Rade Lu-
kich, age "a, killed by breaking
flywheel at Lester Saturday
brought to Tacoma Yesterday. No
arrangements. Remains at c. G.
Mellinger company's.
Funerals.
Peterson = Funeral of Frank
Peterson Wednesday, 2 p. M,
from G. o. Lynn company's chap
ell, Rev. J. A. Whitman officiating.
Interment, Tacoma cemetery.
Schuldt-Funeral of William
Schuldt Thursday, 2 p. M, G. o.
Lynn company's chapel, auspices
German Singing society. Inter-
ment, Tacoma cemetery.
Powell-Funeral of Mrs. Ida A.
Powell. held from residence, 1924
North l street, was largely attend
ed this afternoon. Interment in
Tacoma cemetery. Hosxa- Buck
ley-King company.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
Goes Bankrupt

John Henricksen of the Smith
Henricksen Shoe company, has filed
a petitinon In bankruptcy.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
Mrs. Gould Fined

Mrs. l.. Gould was fined 500
for operating the Queen hotel as
a brothel.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

Mary Owens was granted a d.
vorce from John Owens because
he beat her and chased her from
the house.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

Agates polished and mounted In
solid gold. Pfaff. Jsweler, 1147 C.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

Milwaukee Sausage by Parcel
Post. Duenwald's, S18 nth.
Advertisements -
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

Don't forget! One-half on all
ferns. Only a few more days.
Him., Florist, South 18th and X SITS.
Advertisement.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

Artistic decorations. Watson'A
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

For flour, feed, seed and po-
.tatoes, call Main 2641., Farmers
Feed & Seed Co.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

The concrete road laid by the
county in the valley IL proving soft
and crumbling to pieces.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
You'll Find 1t Here

Star Dairy, Central Dairy,
Puyallup Valley Dairy and
Schoenbachler took the four
cups awarded for the best
milk brought to Tacoma at
the home products show.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

Department at Washington es.
Inmates 100000 is needed for
roads and improvements at Mount
Tacoma next year.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

Puyallup is holding her
city election today.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
Conductor Hurt

Conductor w. Allapaugh OF the
n. r.. slipped off train at Enum-
claw and was badly hurt.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
Meeting Tonight

Congregational brotherhoods of
the city will feast at First Con-
gregational church tonight.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
SURELY YOU KNOW THIS
ACTOR in THE MOVIES
BY GERTRUDE NJ. PRICE.
Moving Picture Expert.

hSNPSASs
THE FASHIONABLE WEST
END OF LONDON is FULL OF
PICTURE HOUSES!
AFTERNOON TEA is SERV-
ED FROM $3.50 TO 5 O'CLOCK
IN MANY OF THESE UNIQUE
AMUSEMENT PLACES WITH
OUT EXTRA CHARGE.
My authority for this novel in
formation is Marc Mac Dermott,
who spent several months last
summer in England.
Imagine PICADILLY with five
picture houses to his credit.
The statement was so interest
ing l persuaded Mr.. Mac Der
mott to sit down in the midst OF
all sorts of paraphernalia at the
big Edison studio in Bronx, New
York, and tell me more about the
''movie" on the other side of the
Atlantic.
"The Picture houses in Eng
land are of much higher type
than the average in this country
said Mr.. Mac Dermott.
1.-THE buildings are much more
elaborate and the furnishings are
a great deal better. An orches-
ira furnishes the music in theSa
theaters. There are library tables
with a good supply of newspapers
in the lounging room, and from
gao to 8 in the afternoon tea
and buttered toast or some other
little tidbit are served"
Conversationally, he is as in
teresting as most people who
have travelled a good deal. He
told me an amusing incident in
connection with the taking of the
Edison picture, "a Suffraget in
Spite of Himself" which was
made over In England and in
which he took part.
The scenes Of the photo play
were being taken on the London
streets. The story was of a man
who declined to believe in suf-
frage and was being set upon by
make-believe suffragets.
A group of real London suf-
fragets happened to be onlook-
ers, thought the man was fight
ing against their cause and
mobbed him.
Mac Dermott is the principal
leading man in the Edison stock
company. His favorite pictures
include "The Founding" by
Harry Furniss; 1.-THE Young
Squire" by Bannister Merwin;
"Tennyson's Lady Claire" and
the new English picture, "Bred
in the Bone" Monsieur" and
THE Passerby."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
By the Junior Office Boy

n. y, an. 22.-pooran nat Jones,
bet you amt heard about how
he queered his good job
the detales of poor mats trub-
bles is sumthing out of witch a
comick Opera could almost be
framed I'D
nat is cullered man, and he Is
a lighthouse keeper down in tine
Dahamy islands
he minded his job very faith
full for IL years, and then the
government rewarded him by
giving him the waiting island
lighthouse, witch is the best one
in the islands
so nat was pretty happy, and
he sellabrated by getting mar
ried, and him and his bride set
up light housekeeping on waiting
island
q guess that amt some COAX,
hey)
we'll, all was peaceab1e and
gay on waiting island until a
couple of weeks ago
then one day a steamship was
going by mats place wnen the
captin see two flags flying from
the lighthouse
he looked them up In his
signal book to see what was do
ing on the island
one of the flags was n, and the
other one was ~
the captin found that nj meant
ii am attacked, want assistance"
my goodness, says the captin,
it must be pirates, and he MAGE
all speed for nassau, where "a he
reported to the govner that the
waiting island lighthouse was
attacked and hollering for help
SO the govner he nopped out
of his chair and rushed around
and sent a lighthouse tender
with companys of marines and
a field gun full speed TO waiting
island
when they got there evrything
looked quiet, and the COM
ander of the marines thought
perhaps everybody had been
murdered
SO him and his men went up
to the lighthouse ami mar seemed
very mulch Surprised to see them
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT LIFE

Every year one person in every 60 in this country dies of disease
the next victim be The chances in Is that the blow
eight times the cost running Uncle Sans
guish S immea !
through collectively
anta Oakland CAL earthquake
of those cities the
lief and sympathy to those who might fortunately
needless deaths New York passed unnot
Unnoced did say Not quite that Gov Suffer- the plain
from Gotham's crowded Side
He has named unpaid commission expeto find
lacking
This conservation of directly of
of greed; conquer
of him
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

they asked him about the nj
flag, and Just then his wife came
in with nat Jones, jr., in her arms
young nat had arrived a few
days before, and his pa explained
that he had run up the flag with
nj for nat jones, just by way of
celebrating
gee, but the commander of the
marines was mad, and when he
got back to nassau the govner
was mad
and now nat jones has got the
FUNNIEST lighthouse on She
smallest island In the whole
bahamys
pritty tuff luck for a proud
father that just wanted to hoIler
a little, amt It johnny
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

"How is your daughter get
ting along at college?"
well, she hasn't been up
there a year yet and she writes
home that she's the main squeeze
already"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

when I look at you I don't
wonder girls leave home"
"And when look at you I
don't wonder why they go back"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
MIR AczI a5zzg Mzwzz&

81 won't be a training school
for husbands. l want men who
know how, men who can kiss me
without scrambling and whose
kisses are events!" SO
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

Don't you find your short
arms a disadvantage IN life ~
mot altogether. can reach
vigorously for a dinner check,
yet let the other fellow beat me
to it every time.''
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
BIRTH STONES

JANUARY-The Garnet.
FEBRUARY-The Amethyst.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
APRIL-Diamond.
MAY-Emerald.
JULY-Ruby.
AUGUST-Sardonyx.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
OCTOBER-Opal and tourma
line.
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

I used to bet on the ponies.
There was one horse that, If ]
bet him for place, always came IN
next. If 1 bet him for first place
he came in second. II bet he
would come in second, he came
in third. If that horse could go
to heaven and st. Peter should
call Come FORTH" he would
come fifth.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

why Is 1t all the nice men
are married?"
"They weren't always so nice. p"
Flows that?"
"They were caught early and
| trained"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

IT hear the New Haven rail-
road has decided to have no more
rear end collisions"
That's what one of the Off
Gals told me. He said they had
taken off all the rear cars"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

dog reveaer works
Outside If there is
the hous "
the following
" - -
The only beat this is to stuff cot
the - $500 -
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

why does your father wear a
beard?"
Because mother buys his
neckties."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

Tacoma taxpayers are in quandry
whether to ssgrin and BEAR the munich
pal salary boost, abolish the whole COM
mission or invoke the referendum to
knock it out.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

Incense. Like American pups, the
Partisan dogs were never around
when the tax collector called.
SO Paris officials went to
work and hired some official
"barkers" or dog revealers.
All a dog revealer has to be
able to do is to bark so perfectly
that even the smartest dog can't
tell the difference. Candidates
for the job are tried out on the
official dog, and IL that discrim-
mating animal is satisfied with
the ozark" the applicant goes ON
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
Tacoma school teachers are making

out report cards for the term this week.
LII you have no youngster in school,
you're missing the excitement of find
ing out whether he's been getting O. K.
or not.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

you're the imitation OF a
first-class nut" 4tFl
81 want you to understand I
am no imitation
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

The movement for a ten million dol
lar hotel resort for Mount Tacoma is
certainly one beautiful plan. Now, if
somebody will kindly step forward with
the ten millions
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

"Never run after a street cal
or woman"
why not?"
ooh, there'll be another alons
in a minute"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

Good morning. You're look
ing prosperous. Did you get a
raise?"
Eyes. Bill raised me last night
when / had four aces"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

why don't you get married?"
well, as the Frenchman said
when asked why he didn't marry
the lady he was counting, where
should 1 spend my evenings?"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

do you believe in upward or
downward revision of the tariff
"If they revise it on the level
it'll suit me-"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

81 hear you were caught under
the mistletoe."
well, I was within 10 feet
of it."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

Tacoma's municipal dock buildings
are assuming real metropolitan APP
pearance. o, we're getting along pref
ty nicely, thank you.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

eve are going to play a town.
The manager of the opera house,
having heard of us, wired US:
Eggs only 10 cents dozen
here; use your own judgment. -
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

"That man your auto knocked
over says he has the number OF
your machine"
"What did he say 1t was"
"Sixty-six."
"It's ninety-nine. He was
standing ON his head when he
saw it,"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

THAT girl over there Is aw-
fully loud"
| You mean the one with the
bangs?"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

They're reading Shakespeare at the
Puyallup Indian school now. Thus do
our red brothers yield to the ice Of
the pale-face.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

Edward r. Thomas allowed Of his
He he
$50, 700 a year."-News " -
Now here's situation that calls for consolation
How fellow live such a
Why fifty thousand a disgrace is,
1t makes a chap a
The baly judge is dippy to think that such a
Ridiculous allowance is
The cost of livings rising with speedness
tell fellow mortals, 1t is
- really think I'm thrifty, but a paltry fifty
A measley fifty thousand dollar roll
I fear the touch of famine; I'll
To keep body holding O my
I'll in and patches, I'll % matches,
simply
1t be strictly lawful truly, it's WIFI
To live Fifty Thousand for a
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

"Why are you taking a holI-
day."
Because had one yesterday"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

"They tell the story Of a IA
nous player who, after catching
runner off the base, stood
proudly doffing his hat in re-
Spouse to the cheers from the
grandstand.
The man on the next base
called, "Charlie!"
"What?" answered the hero or
the day.
pull in your chest. 1 can't
see the base"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
Washers" who delight in

eyes at pretty girls on the street do not
seem to have gained anything by the
substitution of Justice Magill for JUS
tice Arntson on the police court bench.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
How'd You Like to Bark for Living,
Like the Paris "Dog Revealers?"

CITY, France has dogs: also she
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
It is reported the Green river microbe

has not yet succeeded in getting a
strangle hold ON the municipal inspect
ors who went up to grapple with him.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

MEMBER OF THE sCRxPPs NORTHWEST
LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS. TeleKrnphic News
Service of the United Press Association by direct
Leased Wire.
Enterea at the pestoffiee, Tacoma, WASH, as
second-eIass matter Published by the Tacoma
Times Pub. Co. Every Evenfng Except Sunday.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

South Enders think it takes an awful
~ long time to put in that Tacoma ave-
nue. fill.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
THAT COLD STORAGE PLANT


city a municipal cold storage plant.
Looks good, doesn't it?
at
But the startling thing a
that the to
there facilities here to handle it. And in addition
lars worth here at ALL
The storage house
the little with his apples
All of which in
With municipal cold
tray located possibly
not Tacoma be shape put that old high
islanders throwing their
icipal cold storage plant Tacoma 1t will settle for all time
relations between this city and the islands.
When the suggestion
Seymour first
The stumbling block
will little is the fund.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

"I'm afraid you'll have 20
write them over again."
Eyes, but there were six SAND
witches in that package. too."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

81 just lost a package contain
ing six poems that I have writ
20,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

"Whacha do last summer"
worked in the numbering and
staving business"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

yep. numbering down the
street and staving off my credit
ors."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

And in the meanwhile, old Doc. Cook
is packing 'em in!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

Are you good baseball play
err"
"No. I'm a prohibitionists."
What's that got to do with
it?"
well, I don't like a high ball
and I never touch a drop"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22

~vv~HYY1N Business Office Main IA.
FHVyNkA Circulation Dept. Main IL.
4AOASAS Editorial Dept. Main 794.
OFFICE-776-778 COMMERCE ST.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-01-22
A WORD TO WILSON

The the United
deng lot Gov Wilson, secretary secretary
of the they their weather eversngy peeled
to that secretaryship of the interior!
You impending Lincoln reunng
attered the republic
awaits be noushd awaited Washington and Jefferson but from
RIGHT MAN the this
have before problem
Lincoln
The interior department has the future the American
Consider
ian of the peoples rights in
PUBLIC LAND. PROJECTS.
RECLAMATION SERVICE
EDUCATION INDIAN AFFAIRS.
COAL LANDS.
MINERALS. WATER POWER.
ALASKA.
You have d Mr. Prsidente
lie In the matter of choosing cabinet Here a
real desire emphasize
with the spirit biggest
ity remember this
For secretary of the Interior Nothing that looks like Balngesm
nothing that tastes like Bangersm nothing that nks like
Evening journal., 1913-09-05

3 lbs Best Laundry Starch. .........Ioc
Picnic Hams .......-.......1 I-zc ID.
Medium size, average q 10 5 pounds
each. Cut from Young tender pork
ers, nicely smoked.
COFFEE.
Childs Special blend Coffee ... a5c lb.
Childs Golden Peaberry Coffee asc 10.
Chills Golden Santos Coffee. .....aIc ID.
Childs' Golden Rio Coffee .......Isc lb.
Fresh from our improved roaster at
cut prices The best coffee values
are at Childs'
BUTTER.
Sweet Bloom Print. nt............... s5c h.
Fine Tub Butter. Observation-Disclosures. 3oo ID.
Big Can Baked Beans. plain or sauce &c
Ready Cooked Meats.
Minced Ham ......4........ &C IA H..
Ham Bologna ......s Ia h..
Evening journal., 1913-09-05
FASHIONS AND FADS

For the young girl dresses of ra-
tine and voile made on the simplest
lines are satisfactory and smart.
The keynotes of the successful sum-
mer styles are graceful lines. soft
fabrics and youthful silhouettes.
Fashions eye seems to be centered
on the waist line. II should receive
much attention in your planning.
A fight of four fat bows Of black
velvet holds up the draperies of one
smart gown of eyelet embroidery.
The corsage bouquet is rivaled by
wired loopes of velvet ribbon bent into
a French bow and placed at the waist
line.
One Of the recent features in fash
ion Is the short waist line in front
which gradually lengthens toward the
back.
The colored slip is IN vogue, and
summer frocks of sheer linen, nous
seline de sole or batiste have pink,
blue, yellow or green silk Innings
The girdles worn with these costumes
are usually of a contrasting color.
In millinery the single red rose is
note which bids fair to become ex-
tremely popular. II nestles among
folds of black or white tulle, clings
TO the edge of the brim, hangs over
the hair on the underbrim or forms
a spikelike arrangement at the back
The large garden hats of leghorn
maline and lace are trimmed with
black velvet ribbon, drawn about the
crown and, passing through the slits
at the back, is tied in a fat bow at
the back. A single flower placed al
the side near the edge of the brim
completes the trimming.
One Of fashions sensations is the
dress made of hand-painted gauze
veiled in shadow lace, combined with
pleated charmeuse and long JET
fringes.
Evening journal., 1913-09-05
NEW RIFLE SIGHT A
BOON TO HUNTERS

BRAINERD, Mimi, Sept. 5.-Re-
cent trials made by A. H. Porsch and
Fred Britton with the Remington
Arms Company's new negative angle
sight have proven quite satisfactory,
says the Daily Dispatch. Using a
target two feet wide and three feet
high with a six inch bulls eye, each
of these men fired eighty shots at the
several ranges for which the sight is
intended, and scored eighty hits each
which, had the target been a deer.
would have killed in each instance
Gloup1s of five shots we're made in
several instances within a space that
could have been covered with a twen-
ty-f1ve cent piece.
When the fact that the conditions
under which these men made their
trials were most aggravating is con-
sidered, there being a strong wind OF
varying velocity blowing across the
line OF hre, the results obtained are
admittedly most remarkable.
These men have proven to their
satisfaction that the Remington neg
ative angle sight is a success If used
as 1t is intended to be used. 1t is a
good sight for the man who shoots
only occasionally and who is there
fore rather unfamiliar with the
judging of distance and the adjust
ing Of sights TO the distance -esti-
mated. Practice with a rife or a
fixed target should be INDUCED in by
all hunters before going into the
woods in order to familiarize them
Evening journal., 1913-09-05

You viii find the Wants Of the great.
est assistance in locating people who
wish 10 rent furnished fiat or apart.
ment.-Adv.
Evening journal., 1913-09-05
NEWPORT FOLKS
ENTERTAIN MANY

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL
NEWPORT, Del, Sept 5.--Miss
Hazel Lyman is attending the Chau-
tauqua meetings being held at Ches-
tertown, Md.
Mrs. Margaret Chairs is critically
i'll at the home OF Mrs Mary Smith
Mrs. Minnie Hazel and children, of
Norwood, Pa, visited Mrs. r. A.
Cooper, of Richardson Walter
Simonds. OF Chestertown, Nd, was
the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Quimby
Lynam-James b. Robinson spent
the weekend at Atlantic City with
his son. j. Dudley Masters
Edward and Dudley Robinson. Jr., OF
Philadelphia, are spending the week
with their grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs.
James B. Robinson-Mr and Mrs. NJ.
M. Owings and son spent Sunday
with Mrs. John Cannon, in Whining
ton-Mr and Mrs. A. A. Price spent
Sunday as the guests Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Atwood Wilson. of Guyencourt-Mr.
and Mrs. Harold Bradley have NOV