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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-04-16
Blasting Interests. /.

The blasting operations were OF par
ticular Interest 10 all OF the visitors and
many anticipations o. seeing them were
shattered because the time of arrival and
departure OF the specini train was suof
that the noon blasting had been COM
pleted before the party reached Bingham
and the evening operations did not begir
until after the train had started on the
return TO Salt Lake.
- Passing Garfield the TWO mills OF the
company, where daily capacity OF 23, 600
ions OF ore Is handled. were pointed out.
West of Garfield the statistics of the
sneiter. with an output of 1900 tons OF
copper a month. were read.
The scerfc sights OF the trip we're also
indicated. as were also facts relative
TO the railroad over which the Journey
was being made.
At least one ot the lecturers was the
nutt of many jokes. In beginning his
talk he told his car OF passengers that
he was a native of Denver and tirat lie
always boosted for Denver drst and next
ior his adopted state, Utah The crowd
took the remark good -laturcdly, someone
asking him how long he had lived In
Utah. Thereafter any ilzures which he
gave the party were always the subject
OF 4 rcjoinGer as 90 what Denver had 10
compare with Bingham
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-04-16
Met at Station.

Arriving in Bingham. the excursonists
we're met by delegation OF Bingham
citizens, who acted u reception COM
Inittee and who constituted themselves
as guides To the visitors. The party was
taken down into the city and escorted
through its streets TO vantage points for
viewing tho workings OF the mine.
Leaving Bingham on the return trip
the party was Informed that during the
iwo-hour stRy the net profits OF the cop
per company aggregated $500. The
party reached Salt Lake at $50 o'clock.
tired. but still talking OF what they had
seen on one OF Salt Lake City's sight
seeing trips.
The excursion was made under the
general direction OF j.. $. Marlnger. gen
cral manager OF the Seeing Salt Lake
company. On the committee with him
were A. r Carr and II II. Hunklns. In
Bingham the reception committee was in
charge OF c. f. Atterey. president OF
The Bingham Commercial club
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
NO POSSIBILITY OF DOUBT
Why Western Bishop Was Convinced of the Ancient Lineage of Ills
 Eastern Ente rtainers.

A western bishop once attended a general convention in the east and was entertained by New England family of long and honorable, If not lovable, lineage. They made no se- cret of a time-won superiority over any one from the new and crude west, and cited their Pilgrim ancestors con stantly. The bishop was minded to bear this inV Christian humility and forbearance, and did. But on his re- turn home, he recounted his expert enees to the wife; and she, good soul, spoke her mind as it is the privilege of her kind to do, even where mere man must be silent.
 T don't believe that their family is such an old one," she remarked. Are you sure that their ancestors were Pilgrims?'
 T am certain my dear" answered the bishop. This may seem to be exaggeration, but at times you could positively detect the fragrance of the New York Evening Post.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
CRUST COVERED BOYS HEAD

Bolton, Ga.-"My little boys head was covered with a hard thick crust which cracked with the least pressure causing discharge of bloody corrup- tion which was so offensive that could hardly hold him. He was very cross. Some called it milk crust, another running letter and another eo- Zema
 After trying several patent medi- cines I decided to try Cuticura Soap and Ointment After using the sample I purchased some Cuticura Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment. After us- ing Cuticura Soap and Ointment three days I was able to remove all the crust and in one week he was entirely cured. Cuticura Soap and Ointment also cured my baby of an ulcerated sore behind her ear and now we think we cannot keep house without them (Signed) Mrs. Charles Poss, Nov. g. 1912.
 Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post card "Cuticura, Dept l.. Boston. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Plea for More HyeIenlo Gravy.

Stray Shots,' the weekly paper is- sued by the inmates of the military prison at Fort Leavenworth. offers this mild suggestion to the cook: If the gentleman intrusted with the task Of making brown gravy to accompany the T-bone steaks served at this great cuI- mary center, will take the trouble to read a few lines in any old cook book he will discover that it Is impossible to use hot water and produce lumpless gravy If he has any spark of sym pathy in his soul he will realize that uncooked flour is the bosom friend of indigestion. A little regard for the great regiment that feasts here should furnish comfort in the consciousness of duty well performed"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
RAILROAD SURGEON DISCOV-
 FRS WONDERFUL REMEDY
For Man and Beast, the Old Reliable Dr. Porter's Antiseptic Healing Oil
 Relieves Pain, Stops the Bleedinef
 and Heals at the same time.

Thousands of Farmers and Stocktnen know it already, and trial will convince HEALING OIL is the most wonderful Remedy ever discovered for Wounds,
 Burns, Old Sores, Carbuncles, Granulated Eyelids, all Skin or Scalp Diseases, and also for BaIbed Wire Cuts, Calls, Sores, Scratches, Shoe Boils, Warts, Mange on Dogs, etc. Continually people are finding newuses for this famous old Remedy Sold by nearly all Druggists. If your Druggist hasn't it, sendus soc. in stamps for me dium size, or $l. .O0 for large size, and it will be sent by Parcel Post. Money refunded If not satisfactory. We mean it. Paris Medicine Go. 2o22 Pine St., St. Louis, Mo.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Want chanaeabIe Dresses!

At the recent International Congress of Applied Chemistry in London one of the most celebrated lecturers, Gia- como Ciamician, predicted that women of the future will not be contented with dress which remains constantly of one color, but will demand colors that b4nge in harmony with their sur round4ngs.
 Thus the color of the apparel may be changed without changing the dress. Passing from darkness to light the color would brighten, thus con forming automatically to the environ ment-the last word in fashion for the future.
 This prediction will come true as soon as chemists learn to understand better what are called 'phototropic coiors," or colors that change with the intensity of the light upon them. In mems wear this might mean that the light-colored suit of the bright summer day would be transformed into dark suit at night
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
NOT HARD TO MAKE A GUESS
veal Name of Last Relative to Wis it Lunatic, but We Know 1t.

The lunatics tore up and down the in the blue sea, quite like sane peo- pie.
 They enjoy the summer outing at our shore branch" the superintendent said. St does 'em good, poor dubs!
 It's a funny thing about luna- ties relatives. There are reliable sta tistics about the way a lunatics rela- tives stand by him.
 "The relative who stands by luna tic least, who stops visiting him in the asylum first of all, is brother. The next relative to drop off is a wife That sounds hard, but it's true. Don't count on your wife if you are going to become lunatic. Next, hus- bands drop off A little truer than wives husbands are, but only little. Next fathers abandon the lunatic. Next sisters.
 One relative never abandons him till she dies, or he dies, she comes regularly on visiting day, bringing un- derwear and ties, cakes and tobacco provided, of course, that the luna- tics a male. If it's female this relative Is equally faithful. And even though, as sometimes happens, the poor, mad creature hates her. curses her, tries to strike her when she visits him, she still remains faithful. When her visits cease they cease for only one reason-death.
 Nor do I need to tell you which relative this one is"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
ImpossibIe.

Startled he looked about him. My legs are comfortable" he muttered. My knees aren't cramped. I can get the kinks out of my calves and even lean back little. My line of sight is unobstructed. Why, not only can l see everything. I can also hear every thing. I can retire to the foyer with out disturbing 15 people, or even one, but-I'm so comfortable sitting here that I'd rather stay just where I am. These lights-the music-the scenery all look real, yes, they strongly sug- gest reality-but it's impossible. Who ever heard of comfortable theater? l must be dreaming
 And, doggone it, that's just what he was doing.-Masses.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
W. N. U., LITTLE ROCK, NO. s4-1s1s.
QUINIAE AND lROh- THE MOST EFFECTUlL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tasteless chill Tonic cornbines both in tastelcss form. The Quinine drives out Malaria and the iron builds up the ,
 System. For Adults and Children.

You know what you are taking when you take GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC recognized for 30 years as the standard General Strengthening Tonic. 1t has no equal for Malaria and Fevers, Weakness, general debility and loss of appetite. Removes Biliousness without purging. Relieves nervous depression and low spirits. Invigorating to the pale and sickly. It arouses the liver to action and purifies the blood. A true tonic, and sure appetizer. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean it. soc.
 There is Only One ''BROMo oUININE" That is LAXATIVE PROMO QUININE Look for signature of E. W. GROVE on every box. Cures Cold in One Day. 2Sc.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Youna Man Took Warning.

Charles" said a sharp voiced wom 'an to her husband in railway car do you know that you and l once had Ia romance in a railway car?" Never heard of it." replied Charles, in a subdued tone.
 q thought you hadn't, but don't you remember it was that pair of slippers I presented to you the Christmas be- fore we.were married that led to our union? You remember now nicely they fitted, don't you? Well, Charles, one day when we were going to pie nic you had your feet up on seat, and when you weren't looking I took your measure. But for that pair of slip pers I don't believe we'd ever been married"
 A young unmarried man, sitting by, immediately took down his feet from seat.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Orders Workinu Toqether.

San Fr.ncisco.-For the first time ill 40 years the Order of Railway Con- ductcrs, the Brotherhood of Locomo- tive Engineers, the Brotherhood of hood of Losomotive Bremen and En- s;nemen are presenting united front in negotiations with the Southern Pacific Go. Negotiations between the men ard the company over the opera ton of it's electrified systems in Cali. fornia and Oregon are moving slowly.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
THE POPULARITY OF
 BONDS LIVER PILLS

has brought out a host of imitators who hope to get their products into use by giving cheaper prices to the retailer. Therefore some retailers will push one of these cheaper" sort when BONDS LIVER PILLS are asked for. Be on your guard; accept only Bonds Pills, the gentle, safe. effective and honest Liver Stimulant. They are no experiment. One pill at bed time is the dose for adults. You wake up well!-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Breaking the Ice.

Now, Miss Imogene," argues the young man who has been receiving the frigid stares and the monosyllabic replies of the fair young thing who chose to become offended at him at the dinner and continued to accumu- late indignation at the opera, its per fectly useless for you to attempt to act like an iceberg. Science tells us that only one-eighth of an iceberg is visible, and you"
 Considering the fact that she was wearing an evening gown. he really might have exercised bit more tact Judge.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Important Measures Made Law.

Among the notable advances in the legislative enactments of this year. are the tuberculosis registration law of Colorado; laws providing for sub sides to local hospitals in Minnesota and Wisconsin, an act providing for the establishment of county hospitals in Indiana, and the establishment of state bureaus for the prevention of tuberculosis in Ohio and California
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
He Had Observed.

The teacher was giving test on the value of foreign money in America. When it was Ettle Harry's turn. she asked
 Harry, how much Is guinea worth in this country?"
 Harry smiled and answered: "A dol lar and half day. .'-Everybody's Magazine.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
To investigate Conditions.

Flat River, Mo.-The State Board of Mediation and Arbitration, after fail ing in an effort to adjust the differ ences between the striking lead min- CTS in St. Francis county and the own- CTS announced that it would make thorough investigation of labor condi- tiOns in the lead belt.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Small Souls.

Upton Sinclair was talking about certain millionaire indicators whose crimes always went unpunished
 Its hard to understand" said MT. Sinclair, "how these men escape ret ribution unless it be, indeed, that they're too small for the meshes of the net"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
The Tender Skin of Children

is very sensitive to heat. Use Tyree's Antiseptic Powder for all summer skin affections. IL quickly affords the little sufferer relief. 25c. at druggists or Bample sent free by J. s. Tyree, Chemist, Washington, D. C.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
stranqe to Say.

Here is unique novel by Brit ish author
 What makes 1t unique?"
 An American girl is introduced in the story and she speaks very fair English"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Sibyl,s All Right.

Whom do you consider the most fin de siecle girl in our set?"
 "Sibyl Summergirl. by all odds! She gets out of hammock without first directing the attention of the man to some object in the distance"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

Washington. call was issued to Republican senators and representa- tives to caucus in the House chamber Tuesday night, August 26, to. elect National Republican Congressional Committee.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
No. Six-SixTY-SIX

This is prescription prepared es- pecially for Malaria or ChiIls and Fever. Five or six doses will break any case, and if taken then as a tonic the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Friendly Tip.

Ragman-Any old bottles today. mum?
 Woman-No; but you might try MT. Soakem's, next door; his wife's com ing back from the seashore tomorrow
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Availability in Prospect.

q fear I am not worthy of you
 Never mind about that. Between mother and myself imagine we can Chicago News.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Germany Will not Participate

Berlin.--The German government decided to refuse to participate in the Panama-Pacific Exposition at San Francisco in 1915. Germany, however, will he represented worthily at the ceremony of the opening of the Pana- ma Canal, according to semi-official announcement.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Royal Metamorphosis.

''The King changing into a four horsed carriage, drove through the cattle section"
 A characteristic example of kingly tact.-Punch.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Too We'll.

Why was that actress unsuccess- ful in the swooning scene:"
 Because, strange to say, she made quite faint effort
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Pa ExpIains.

"Pa. what does 'c-o-n-v-e-r-s-a- z-i-on-e mean?"
 That is merely all Italian word for little chin music, son. Now. run along and play"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
In New York,

Howard-Heres man who says that happiness depends on the cook.
 Coward-In more cases it depends on the delicatessen shop.-Judge.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
He Thinks 1t Helps

What is an optimist?"
 A man who thinks that If he puts Urgent on letter it will be de- livered sooner than it would be other wise" Stray Stories
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Practical Virtues.

How did that neerdo-well manage to live?"
 Tn hope that if he inspired enough faith he might live on charity"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Quite Late,

Tardy Arrival (at the coneert)- Have I missed much? What are they playing now?
 One of the Elect-The Ninth Sym phony.
 Tardy Arrival-Goodness. am I as late as that?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Mean Man.

Papa, I want an ice cream sundae D "All right, dear; remind me of 1t again, this is only Tuesday"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Up Auainst 1t.

That woodpecker may be persist ent, but,I think he's beaten this time." Whats he trying to do?"
 Drill a hole into an iron trolley pole"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

Many a fellow lays his heart at the feet of girl who deliberately kicks a goal with it.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
They ProhahlY Mill.

"Women's skirts are to be tighter than ever the coming season.
 T don't care, let 'em rip"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

Liquid blue is weak solution. Avoid it. Buy Red Cross Ball Blue the blue that's all blue. Ask your grocer. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

FOR WEAKNESS AND LOSS OF APPE-
 TTTE.
 The Old Standard general strengthening tonic, GROVES TASTELBSS chill TONIC drives ont Ma. iaria and builds up the system A true tonic and sure Appetizer For adults and children. 50 cents-
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

I'm not denyin' the women are fool ish; God almighty made 'em to match the men.-George Eliot.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
How He Would Have Them.

How will you have your eggs cooked?" asked the waiter.
 Make any difference in the cost of 'em?" inquired the cautious customer with the brimless hat and the ragged beard.
 No"
 Then cook them on the top of a slice of ham," said the customer. greatly relieved.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Always Moving.

Does Bubbles ever make move at the club meetings?"
 "Oh, lots of them. He's got St. Vi tus' dance"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces iniamma- tton,allays pain, cures wind colic ,25c bottleAn
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

When a man boasts that he Is his own master it may be because no one else wants him.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

No thoughtful person uses liquid blue. It's a pinch of blue In large bottle of water. Ask for Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that s all blue Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Handsome Is as Handsome Does.

Sanford-So you don't believe in judging man by his clothes?
 Crabshaw-No, indeed! That's the way we judge woman, and look how we get fooled!-Judge.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
improvino on the Idea.

''Is that amateur musical organiza- ton moribund?"
 It's worse than that. It's as dead as door nail''
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

Whisper to yourself when you have occasion to speak of others, faults.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

Washington's population last year increased by only 361.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

More than 30,000 school children in Los Angeles are studying gardening
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Not for lonG

Now am twenty-one, and my own masteri"
 Yes, but you are engaged"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
At the Railway Restaurant.

What shall order for lunch?'
 Since you need iron in your blood why not order some railroad frogs?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20
Sion.

'Is this feast to be a mad revel?"
 Guess so; can see the champagne bottles foaming at the mouth"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1913-08-20

Ostriches and alligators are raised Tn lncubators in South Africa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-18

p0rtarse las provlslOnes que lie entire
gaban, las casas respectlvas de st;s
peticionarios pero lego un dla en- que
Sc cans6 de ser leal y honrado y Sc He
y6 muchos efectos de distintas tiendas,
vendi6ndolos despues.
Los duenos de los comercios perjl-
dicados 10 denunciaron y aver, juzga.
do por tres delitos de hurto, fue condo
nado q un ano de Carcel por ell primero,
meses de la misma pena, pOr cada
uno de los otros dos
ESPADISTA, CARTERISTA, LA
DRON DE HOTELES y. $50
BRINO DE MACEO?
La Corte Municipal senal6 ell d1a q
del actual, para la vista de varios de
nuncias contra un indiyiduo que dice
ser sobrino del c6lebre cabecilla cuba
no Antonio Maceo; no Sc sabe posltl-
vamente 81 en efecto es tai parlente del
lnombrado General de la insurrecci0n,
es que explota ell apellido, para ser
admitido en- todas parties.
Ello es que Carlos Maceo,- que este
IS sll nOmbre- esta acllSad0 y preSO
Dor una denuncia que lie ha2 a2presentado
i Fiscal Y que esta pendiente de fa-
10. Ademas, constan contra el, otras
5arias acusaciones, por los siguientes
delitos;
Por haber hurtado en- ell "IIotel San
uan. una cadena y un reloj.
Por hurtar del Hotel Colon" una
ala de m1sica, teniendo sospechas los
detectives de que el no otro, es el au-
or del robo del brillante, desaparecido
lei mismo Hotel, hace unos meses esta
oista la sigue la detective / Dara con
lila?
Otra denuncia pOr hurtar al depen-
liente del senior Agusti. una cartera
lie bolsillo, conteniendo dos pesos Ell
|inero. y varios retratos de mu ujeres,
entire ellos uno de la mujer electrica.
! No tiene NAL gusto ell "caco"!
Y otra por haber sustraldo al se1lor
Bird empleado del arsenal, m alfler
de corbata con su briliante un mag
nlfico reloj de orc con su cadena
No cabe duda de que ell Carlos Ma
eco pretende, con todos estos hechoS
aonrar-digo,- deshonrar la memoria
del que fue su t1o-a Greer su manifes-
.aci6n-, aquel c6lebre caudillo muerto
en- la acci6n que las tropas espanolas
sostuvieron con su gente en- Cacarajica-
ra."
Por 10 menos es un aprovechadlsimo
joven emulo de Arsenic Lupin
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-18
Para el Refugio

= De la Comandancia de Policia del dis
rlto de San Juan, Sc recibieron en- Ell
Hefugio de Mics Desamparados, una
:anasta de pan, y una buena porci6n de
oame de cerdo, que-previo el examen
facultativo-fueron destinados la ali.
mentaci6n de los huerfanitos.
Tambien Sc recibieron ocho dollars Y
20 cts. de la misma ofcina por conducto
del cabo Nu1ez, producto de una colecta
generosa. hecha entire individuos del
Cuerpo.
La sonora de Degetau, entrego aver
3 dollars, para los nifos desamparados.
Ell Refugio agradece mucho estos ge-
nerosos auxilios
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-08-18
Cine "Tres Banderas''

Esta noche es seguro que Sc vera con
currid1simo el popular cine. Sus en-
presarios, que no omiten gasto alguno
para presentar todas las noches rn atra-
yente espectaculo, ofrecen para esta no.
che la proyecci6n tde la bella pe1fcula IT,
tulada Vista general de Barcelona ),
la cual es Una maravilla de la cinemato-
grafia.