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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
We Are Behind in Aviation.

Europe is in earnest in seeking the
ultimate conquest of the air, while
America looks on as the spectator OF
contest in which she was once SUI
preme. The chief reason why mill
tary aernonautics fail to go ahead in
America is that the government does
not make the pursuit of the science re-
munerative enough to attract the best
qualified experts to engage in it. The
only way by which America can re-
gain her lost laurels is for the govern
ment to pay its military birdmen lib
orally for their risks and guarantee
the support of their families in case of
disability or death. At present the
newest military arm of the service is
undermined, inadequately equipped
and poorly paid Notwithstanding the
fact that an American officer perfected
the most deadly bomb-dropping device
and thereby secured for our coast de-
lenses an invulnerable offensive ally.
1t is time for the government to wake
up on this question.-Philadel
Telegraph.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
ADMITTED DEBTS TO WIVES
British Statesmen Proud to AcknoWl-
edge the Benefits Conferred by
Their Better Halves.

Compliments have frequently been
paid by famous statesmen to their
wives. 1t will be remembered how Dis.
xaeli dedicated "Sybil" ito the most
severe of critics, but a perfect wife,
and when a certain wit, who never al
lowed good taste to wait on his hui
NOR, was rallying Disraeh on his mar
riage he received the cutting reply:
Il married from a motive which /
do not expect you to understand
gratitude
Mr.. Gladstone, in old age, said to a
friend: My wife has known every po-
litical secret 1 have ever had, and has
never betrayed by confidence" and
others have borne tribute to the ten
der vigilance which sustained and pro-
longed his years"
Lady Salisbury, with no aptitude or
inclination for public life, was the stay,
conidante and social helpmeet of her
husband.
At dinner to Mrs. Lloyd George in
London, at which she was presented
with a replica of a portrait of her
husband, a letter was read from Mr.
Lloyd George expressing deep appreci-
alton of the great kindness which
prompts my friends to present to the
brave little woman who is my wife
portrait of the troublesome person
whom she has stood by through good
and evil report"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Followed Suit.

1t was at birthday banquet given
the other evening by prominent Paris
millionaire banker. The fun was at
its height when lady cried out:
MY pearl necklace has disap-
peared!'
Uproar followed, while every one
suggested plans for its recovery.
Then the banker had a brilliant idea
I'VE will place salver in the mid
die of the ROOM" he said, lights will
be extinguished, and the perpetrator
of this silly joke will have an opror-
tunity of restoring the missing neck
lace
This was done.
Then the lights were turned on
again and there was more consterna-
ton. The salver had disappeared.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
He Was Needed.

This anecdote is told of a small COL
ored boy who loved to attend funerals,
and who one day was directed to move
from the doorway of a house wherein
a white person lay dead.
go on at once, boy said mem
Der Of the family, gently assisting Ras-
tus toward the sidewalk. You have
no reason to be here"
Il has too," objected Rastus, resist
ing. Use de Grape"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Able Assistant.

The small son of a clergyman who
was noted for his tiresome sermons
overhead two friends of his father
saying how dry they were, and how
hard it was to keep awake during
them. The following Sunday, while the
minister was preaching, he was as
founded to see his son throwing peb-
bles at the congregation from the gal
lery. The clergyman frowned angrily
at him, when the boy piped out in
clear treble voice:
Its all right, pop. You go on
preaching; I'm keeping them awake"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
DIDN'T KNOW
That Coffee Was Causing Her Trouble.

So common is the use of coffee as a
beverage, many do not know that 1t is
tue cause of many obscure ails which
are often attributed to other things.
The easiest way to find out for one
self is to quit the coffee for while,
at least, and note results. A Virginia
lady found out in this way, and also
learned of a new beverage that is
wholesome as well as pleasant to
drink. She writes:
Il am 40 years old and all my life,
up to year and half ago, / had
been coffee drinker.
Dyspepsia, severe headaches and
heart weakness made me feel some
times as though l was about to die.
After drinking cup or two of hot
coffee, my heart would go like clock
without pendulum. At other times it
would almost stop and l was so nerv-
Gus l did not like to be alone.
If l took a walk for exercise, as
soon as l was out of sight of the house
I'd feel as if | was sinking, and this
would brighten me terribly. My limbs
would utterly refuse to support me,
and the pity of it all was, l did not
know that coffee was causing the trou-
BILE
Reading in the papers that many
persons were relieved of such ailments
by leaving off coffee and drinking Post
UNI, l got my husband to bring home
a package. We made it according to
directions and l liked the first cup. Its
rich, snappy flavor was delicious.
Il have been using Postum about
eighteen months and to my great joy,
digestion is good, my nerves and heart
are all right in fact, l am we'll woman
once more, thanks to Postum"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for copy of the
little book, The Road to Wellville."
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be well
boiled
Instant Postum is soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in a
cup of hot water and, with cream and
sugar, makes a delicious beverage In
stantIy Grocers sell both kinds
There's reason" tor Postum
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
NOT WANTED AS CO-LABORER
Church Was Minister'S Appointment
and He Needed No Help From
Canine Friend.

A wide-awake minister visited a
neighborhood for the first time. When
aroused his explosive. tones were
rather startling. A good brother who
always occupied a side seat near the
pulpit was accompanied by his dog.
and the dog lay regularly just in front
of the pulpit. All went we'll till an
explosive sentence from the minister
led the dog to raise his head and howl,
much to the amusement Of the people
This occurred several times, and
each time his dogship arose to the &C.
casion and let off a chorus of bowls.
The audience was convulsed with
laughter. The preacher, however,
easily won the day when he turned to
the dogs owner and said:
Brother, it may be your dog has
call to preach; I do not know about
that. But this Is my appointment"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
New Use for Carbon.

Carbonic acid snow (solid carbon
dioxide) is now being used success
fully at the West London hospital by
Dr. Reginald Morton in the treatment
of many diseases. Moles are eradi-
Gated by it, warts removed by two or
three applications, and birthmarks-
except the so-called "portwine stains"
yield TO it. Chronic localized
patches of eczema are healed by it;
it is useful in many cases of rodent
ulcer; in trachoma it is about twice
as rapid as any other cure, not nearly
so painful, and can be used without
risk
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
The Dajsy In Politics,

She is pensively picking daisy to
pieces. Her lips move murmuringly.
He has heard of the process and curl
osity draws him near to listen. so
cialist, Democrat, Republican, Prog
ress.* What in Sam Hill are you at?'
he cries incredulously. "Oh," she an
swers, II am just seeing which one
1 am going to be."-Toronto (Kan.)
Republican.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Wood Used In Panama Locks.

The stills and tenders of the lock
greenheart tree, which grows in the
dense forests Of South America. This
wood is more durable than iron or
steel, being immune from white ants,
the toredo, or any other pest. Nam
sens ship, the Fran, was built of
greenheart, and it has been used in
locks in England for centuries. The
trees grow in tropical jungles to be
1000 years old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
That Moved Him.

rs that clock right?" asked the
visitor, who had already outstayed
his welcome
His hostess yawned.
"Oh, MOI" she replied That's ths
clock we always call The Visitor
The obdurate one sat down again.
The Visitor!'" he remarked
what curious name to give a
clock!"
His hostess ventured an explana-
ton.
You see," she cooed sweetly, I'VE
call it that because we can never
make it go!"
And then he went
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Sorry for the Chickens.

Dorothy was visiting her grandpar-
ents in the country for the first time
Seeing quantity of feathers scattered
about the henyard, she shook her head
in disapproval.
Grandpa" she told him gravely,
you really ought to do something to
keep your chickens from wearing out
SO. ''-Everybody's Magazine
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Good Guess.

The class was discussing animals
she explained the cows method of ris-
ing to her feet, the teacher asked:
do you know any other animal that
gets up like cow" Silence reigned
for moment, then one little girl tim
idly raised her hand.
What is it," asked the teacher.
"A calf" was the reply.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Our first baby is
strong and healthy and
we attribute this re-
suit to the timely use
of your Compound. -
Mrs. FRED YoHANN,
Kent, Oregon.
81 owe my life and
my baby's good health
to your Compound. -
Mrs. W. o. SPENCER,
r. F. D., No. 2, Troy,
Alab,ma.
at have three chill
dren and took your
Compound each time"
Mrs. JOHN HOWARD,
Wilmington, Vermont.
II have q lovely
baby boy and you can
tell every one that he
is a 'Pinkham' baby"
-Mrs.LoUIs FISCHER,
80 Munroe St., Carl
stadt, n. j.
We are at last
blessed with q sweet
little babygirl. Mrs.
G. A. LA PERoUsR,
Montegut, La.
81 have one Of the
finest baby girls YOU
ever saw."-Mrs. C.E.
GOODWIN, 1912 S. 9Th
ST., Wilmington, NO.
"My husband is the
happiest man alive to-
day" Mrs. CLARA
DARBRAKE, 1877 Maril-
la st., Buffalo. NY.
CHOW I have a nice
baby girl, the joy of
our home. Mrs. Do
SYLVIA COTE, No. lit
So. Gate St., Worces-
ter, Mass.
"I have a fine strong
baby daughter now"
- Mrs. A. A. GILES,
Dewittville, N. Y,
Route a..
ct have a big, fat,
healthyboy." -Mrs.A.
A. BALENGER, RID.
No. i, Baltimore, Ohio,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Too Precipitate.

MI. Smith, could you lend me-
mo, Mr.. Jones, l can't. And
wouldn't if 1 could. I've been lending
you money for months and you don't
even offer to return it.
But ] wanted to know If you
wouldn't lend me"
81 tell you l won't"
well, don't. l wanted the loan of
your fountain pen to make out check
for what l owe you. But If you are
in no hurry, I'm not"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Lower Class.

Bobby-There was new boy in
our school today.
Bingo-In your class?
Bobby guess not. 1 licked him
with one hand.-Puck
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Runninu Low,

why are you in such hurry for
the new currency"
1.-THE supply l had of the old Is
nearly exhausted"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Forced Industry.

you must have had some strong
inspiration when you wrote this
poem"
Verify" said the poet, 81 had"
And what was it, may ! ask"
"a dispossessionS notice"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
His Move Next.

Claude-You must have been aware
of my intentions before this, Miss
Collin.
Claudia-Oh, yes; was prepared
for the worst.-Judge
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
FAR BETTER THAN aUIN1NE.

Elixir babek cures malaria where
Quinlne fails, and it can be taken with
impunity by old and young.
Having suffered from Malarious Fee
yer for several months, getting no re-
lief from quinine and being completely
broken down in health, Elixir Babek'
effected permanent cure."-William
F. MARI.
Elixir Babek, so cents, all druggists. or
koczeWski & Co., Washington, DC. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
On the Circus Train.

1.-THE elephant is smashing up things
in the car and we can't find his
trainer"
Then get the baggage master to
check the elephants trunk"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
BUSY.

Gabe-Smith seems to be a busy
man.
Sleeveless, he has hives, prickly
heat, hay fever and favorite team in
five different baseball leagues.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

T b o u G b L o {
lived in the dawn
of human history
and in a far-a way
land, he is a mod
ern character and
seems like a citi-
zen of our own
community. so
frequently do we
meet men of sim
liar character and
conduct. He es-
teemed silver of
more value than
a soul, and the
variety and ex-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
For a Purpose.

Briggs did you get such a
cheap trunk to go to the seaside
with?
Griggs-I don't expect, to bring 1t
back with me.-Puck
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

A man who lives only for himself
has not begun tC five has yet to
learn his use, and his cal pleasure
too. in the werld.-Woodrow Wilson
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

By adding an ounce Of camphor to
each five gallons Of gasoline an Eng
Iish automobiles asserts he has effect.
ed fuel saving of 20 per cent
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Gold production in the Philippines
increased from $1S9,953 in 1911 to
$570212 in 1912, and is expected to be
three or four times that amount this
year.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

The best way to handle, the fair sex
Is to let them have their own way
My feelings are that husband in that
position has the happiest home.-Mr
Gordon Selfridge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Nearly 70 per cent. of the residents
of the United States are using cleo
tricity in some form every day, if only
for telephoning or ringing door bells.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
She Was One.

as that Perkins chap who calls on
you very intelligent?"
Intelligent? Why, he doesn't even
know enough to embrace an opportu-
nifty"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Their Job.

Willie-Paw, what is a Jury?
Paw-A body of men organized to
find out who has the best lawyer,
my son.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

MY auto is smashed again." We'll,
hurry and have it fixed. If it isn't
ready for the cook on her off day
she'll leave u.s.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
DOES YOUR HEAD ACHEr

Try Hicks CAPUDINE. It's liauid-pleas.
ant to take-effects immedlate-good to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back If not satisfied. 10c., $50. and
Soc. at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

There is no compensation for the
woman who feels that the chief rela-
ton of her life has been mistake
She has lost her crown.-George Eliot
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
For SUMMER HEADACHES

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
ish condition, etc. 10c.. Csc and soc per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Well Qualified.

See, my man. do you know how to
groom man of fashion,"
We'll, sir, l used to be a 'ostler.''
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
HeIpInu Him,

He (facetiously)-It's too hot to pro-
pose.
She-Not to propose an ice-cream
or an automobile ride.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
tlon, allays pain, cures wind colo 25c bottle Adv
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Berlin is planning building with
so sound-proof rooms for the sole
use of music teachers and students.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

In giving, man receives more than
he gives. and the more is in proportion
to the worth of the thing.-Macdonal
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Fortunate is the man who falls in
love at first sight-if he never gets
another look.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Two WAYS.

TWO Ways.
Gabe-He claims he is descendant
from a great family.
Sleeveless, and he is still descend
ing.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Association,

She's an airy sort of miss"
That's only since she became en-
gagged to an aviator"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
CHILDLESS
WOMEN

These women once childless now happy and
physically well with heaI 81 childrenwill tell how
Lydia K. PinKhams Vegetable Compound made
an Cnis possible Here are the names and correc1
addresses-write them if you want to, and learn
for yourself. They are only few out of many
opdo
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Would Expect Him.

Griggs-Then you don't look upon
Sharpe as coming man?
Briggs-No; but l would if was in
charge of the penitentiary.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Nothing equals Deans Mentholated Cough
Drops for Bronchial weakness, sore chests,
and throat troubles-5c at all Druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Courage is the supreme virtue of
towards The hero is so intent upon
his enterprise that he never thinks
Of danger
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Only Let 1t Come,


He-Do you believe in love at first
sight?
She (thirty-eight)-I believe in any
kind of love.-Boston Evening Tran
script.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

1t takes a pessimist to worry over
job lot of possibilities that never
develop.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Of SPANS total imports Is per cent
are from the United States.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

A man with a crouch can find fault
where it doesn't exist
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Love is the wine of life and old
bachelors are prohibitionists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Some women are nervous and some
are naturally nervy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Some people would rather go broke
than not at all.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10

Sometimes a smart man gets paid
for not doing things he might.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Something Like


Did you ever feel the influence of
a starlight night?"
"Humph! All moonshine."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
Foley Kidney Pills Relieve

promptly the suffering due to weak, in
They offer a powerful help to nature
in building up the true excreting kid
ney tissue, in restoring normal action
and in regulating bladder irregularities.
Try them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1913-10-10
; Lot S )
( Question )
, By REV. FARLEY E. HARTMANN. Q. D. 6
Secretary Of Extension Department &
Moody Bible institute. Chicago

TENTS 1t not a little oEe?-Genesis
1870.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1913-06-05
500 REV ARD 500.

The readers Of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is
the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being
constitutions disease, requires con-
stitu tional treatment Halls Catarrh
G Ire is taken internally acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
oonstitu ton and assisting nature to do
its work. The proprietors have so
much faith in it's curative powers, that
they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. Address,
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the hest
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1913-06-05

chez river near Whitwell. which when
the gentle wind would blow her breath
on those dead carcases, they would
send their perfume all over the coun-
try. The guilty parties had better
take warning and quit dumping dead
animals into running stream.
saw a lad pass around the curve to-
day with his daddy's breeches on, and
his daddy weighs 300 pounds, and from
the look Of the seat and legs there was
room for many more of his size. He
sure did look odd. don't think our
city tailor took that order. If he did
it must have been an oversight on his
part.
George Condra entered suit through
his attorney for 100000 damage
against DR.. J. l.. Seay for malprac-
tice for injury relative to setting a
broken leg which was broken in the
T. c. l. Co. mines sometime back.
The infant child of Conney Cline
died the first of the week and was in
TERED at the Walker cemetery.
Representative.