Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-24


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TITS a FUNNY thing.1 snya the
ltosweli News "bHt the bees 80 into
the packing sheds al carrington's or
chard every year nearly To- The min
ugc. The dale a always September
Ia. T. w. Adams says be hos noted
this carefully ana finds 10 ao."
OH. bees are the punciual little Gre
atures. AN rieht Many'a the pune
lure they gave us in our boyhood
days
BUT EVEN at that o was worth
getting stung hy the cid bumhlebug
for tie pieasurnhle sensation you got
when o commenced Co stop smarting.
.
Numerous Investigations.
The house 40 reps hos taken steps
To show mp this and that.
Commissions great Investigate;
Their perquisitcs are TAT
They dig and pry. make money as
/ Like sdlors on "a sousc.
Since they're so free, why shouldn't
we
Investigate the hcuse2
Exchange.
D.
SURPRISING TO find. as ve read
over the attractive auto ads. how
muny ears There are that we simply
wouldn't have as gift
o.
THEY SAY John Lind has nothing
to Do now but Co mark time. Johns
leg must be pretty nearly worn out
from markius time.
d
IT'S cor so Mr. Bryan can't open
his mouth anymore without putting
both feet in t
THE SECRETARY of state should
have learned hy this time that In the
fierce white ncht which bc8ts about
"a Democrat trying go 90 q siatcsman,
there are uo such thing as private ar
fairs
EVERY SEASON is she silly seas
on go mr as that goes The para
graphorists have been alleging that
81 is ended
THE ARSON squad was merely
taking much needed but entirety
Temporary rest The Tan always pre-
sages the storm
O.
HOW WOULD DO bo, Augustus. TO
burn few oi them nt the stake:
O.
To THUS mc'norote Zelio Emerson.
however. would he "a Miss stake.
His Panancr.
he loved To dive. and he loved 90
swim.
And he loved On the tide 90 play,
Then what in the world was the mat
ter with him
That he sal ou the sands AN day.
Ho sa, 10y slrl WHOSE bathing suit
Whosc emp ana whose shoes wer"
dry
Ana she would have Thought him a'
perfect brlto
% ho hadn't 500 that was Why
Judge
O..
WITH THE uDWs editors iryIug 90
Vatrh tha CANADIAN and MeXican hor-
ders at tho ame time. they are lla-
Die to gen croa eyed
o.
AFTER TOMS consideration wc de-
cidcd Chat 10 voUi1 he "niy humane
Goo omit 600 mention Of Harry Thaw
TODAY AcoordusIy wc shall not refer
to him
o.
SOME PEOPLE can see rho dark
lining to rH.ry ray of sunshine
o.
THE PAHAGEAPHEils seem i'i-
uo nrdy witch choir advice about
Chritmaa shoppmg.
o.
ONE OT TUE mnln drawbacks 90
hecomms au automobile bandit and
cmnnr livelihood 90, getting an au-
t0mohilc.
O.
SUFFER- Ia accused, among other
things of perjury fraud lying ialsl-
ficauon. m0ndarity. stealing. purl"ln-
ing, larceny theft ana robbery So Tar
as can De- learned no one charges him
with murder. wifo-bcntlng nor arson
o.
THE CHICAGO modesto who has
lnvonted "a drcss with only two hooks
ls warm nyorlfo Cor tho Nobel peace
prize.
ID
CERTAINLY New England has mo-
cause t0 wun about departing prose
porltv since ihe Thaw hut there
t,ero we said $50 wouldn't mention
him.
o.
IT Is REPORTED shat Kansas CITY
has boon consuming ten tons oi boa
eggs "a dny W. hope that ~ G. WIZ
please keep hcr facc iurued the other
Wny
IL H. j.