New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-07-16
AS | WAS SAYING


evening, we aware of something iaoAine'
widows, At the other Luna the one in the Avenue
de Ia Grande Armee close to the Porte Malilot anu
the Bots de Boulogne, there is nothing so huihaii'
nvigorating to widow In her "eeus ille''"
kting hither and yOn across the Wltchlhs ""'''
and sowing terror as she goes. Mr.. Herioro wa"
unite right "a little widow is a dangerous thing
We could say more, but forbear. as we nave peeii
reading the debates in Parliament and learn 'ha'
"a widow should not be damnfed"
The Rev John Gum has a remedy for the husband
famine-in fact several; among them more SUI
dued facial color scheme. "A little powder Is not
obiectona ble nor little paint PROVIDED II 10
put on SO that she will not look like a painted doll.
Our compliments to the Rev. John Gum, though
we still prefer the Canon. That eminent ecclesias'c
was questioned on this very subject and replied:
MY dear young woman, see no really serious oo-
lection TO your painting but must cOuhsel you W
paint moderately. AS you go through lie shuh en-
tremes In mediis tutssimus Ibis So my ADVICE
10 you in this profoundly personal matter Is Fa'"'
one cheek
True Mr. Bryan is ever the go and ever spout
ing. but see here you rampageous Boston ed'or
Isn't it twittng facts to say he has the foot-ahd-
mouth disease?
Bent on Paying Debt TO Columbus, says heau-
line. Americans Discover Europe Oll Noi''S ~
This is Just what they avoid. With their noses n
their guide books they scamper from one stock sight
to another in their eagerness to prove that John L.
stoddard was not mistaken. And what do they seer
Ruins castles mountains, pictures? No the stars
in Baedeker.
Happy thought, As YOU forced to remain at
home. yet crave the broadening influence Of travel
fix your eye the following instructive htt'e
The cruise Of the Shark Captain London, contrib
ued much to the progress of ethnoogy it appears
Would you believe it? There are South Sea ISLANDS
where a native who tires OF his wife sells her TOT
10 cents
interruption by our unprnciped competitors: we
know what's coming, That morbund chestnut
WAL Maria! \ good wife is with IT,
whereas we had a perfect ripper Of joke, IN
stead-one on a certain novelist-but are now grouty
and shall change the subject.
How surgery advances II is now possible to cure
kinky spine by failing downstairs. After spending
$1,000 on doctors and sanatoriums without result
patient has Just unkinked a spine by this simple ana
effective method.
We hate 10 rob the discovery Of its glamour. yet
IN, Journalistic passion for truth compes US to de-
clare that II is not new. No. indeedy! Years ago
our esteemed friend Freckes hooked a ride on
freight car fell of into the gravel and bent hs nose
violently to the right what did Freckles do
BOARDED inc next tItlgHl lhItW HliH''i WI Wv ''
side and came home restored TO his former beauty
Honest he did.
They have refreshed my spirit" was the text
Mir Walkley selected for his sermon on the show
people Happy choice, They have refreshed ours
also and we could name names-James j. Morton
Eddie Sothern, the Gilmore Sisters with the green
gloves and several others. But. meanwhile how few
Of US ever lift a spirit TO refresh theirs
There is Of course the genial custom of writing
letters 10 actresses criticsng their gowns and quite
lively has been the effect their spirits. Our friend
the Hon TirreH II. Snodgrass. has got together
priceless collection Of in this
way. your horrid slam received. Some mistake
evidently so have forwarded II 10 Lillian r. In
reply would say you should stop drinking Beast
perfectly hate you Clearly, the Hon. Tirrell II.
Snodgrass's efforts not wasted.
But we should remember that show people lead
dismal monotonous life and require strong slim
ulants. That is why favor the sham advertise
ments employed with such glorious ingenuity by
Professor Georg Christoph Lichtenberg.
There is a new profession for women-that Of
health mistress" As gifted practitioner explains
the health mistress enters your home and lives there
making It her business TO see that YOU take your
food in proper quantities. and avoid gobbng and
shun all the dreadful, agreeable habits that make
,eope sick This she accomplishes by "exertng her
powers Of suggestion" All very nice suppose,
go ont the window. II. L. H.
NEW YORK FROM THE SUBURBS.