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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-04-18
MuItum-in-Parvo Disturbers.

"Niedtti-tI-T dTVo OtSIuFOeFS.
AS. small letters weary the eye most
SO also the smallest affairs disturb us
most.-Montaigne
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-04-18
ChiId's Pathetic Death,

A bad school report, which he
thought would induce his parents to
punish him, caused boy of twelve
years to commit suicide at Reinicken-
dorf, a suburb of Berlin, few days
ago. The child crept at dusk into a
stable and hanged himself with hal
ter from a low beam.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-04-18
Feminine Ambition Rebuked.

The instructive masculine attitude
toward feminine ambition is some
times manifest in early years. Three
year-old Richard was observed in the
barnyard one day, following with So
licitous attention the movements of a
hen who was trying to crow. Finally
he inquired kindly, though with evil
dent disapproval: is anything the mat
ter wifi your
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-04-18
Laziness and Louic.

Why are we still indolent and negli-
gent and sluggish, anc why do we
seek pretenses for not laboring and
not being watchful in cultivating our
raasoR?-Epictetus
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-04-18
Instant Relief from Eczema

pointed. do not make the mistake OF
refusing to try this soothing wash. Ale
other druggists keep this ODD. Pre-
scription-go to them if you can't
come to us-but if you come to our
store we will give you the first dollar
pottle on our positive no pay guaran-
tee, that ODD. will stop the itch al
once.
Odd. Soap keeps the pores healthyS
ask US about it.
Chas E. Butler & Son, Paris, KY.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-04-18
Season 1913
Caylor Simmons
2S4SO

Dark bay horse, Is hands high, weighs
1900 lbs.
By Simmons Boy 1857, sire of Sill
yer Simmons 2:16, Simmonette 2:19%,
etc.
1st dam Brilliante, by Wilkes Boy
2:2415, sire of Courier-Journal 2:O6,
Judge Swing 2:084 York Boy 2:0S4
and nearly 100 others in 2:30 list.
End dam Grace Ashland by Ashland
Chief ISL, son of Mambrino Chief II.
3rd dam Pong by Old Pilot.
4th dam Meg by Boston, Thorough
bred.)
TAYLOR SIMMONS will make the
season of 1913 at my stables in Paris,
GA High street, near End street, at
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-04-18

You can stop that awful itch from
eczema and other skin troubles in two
seconds.
Seems too good to be true-but it is
true, and we vouch for 1t.
Just a few drops of the simple, cool
ing wash, the ODD. Prescription for
eczema, and the itch stops instantly.
We give you enough to prove it for so
cents.
cures for eczema and have been diSap-
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-04-18
=.
$500 To Insure

B. is a coming three year
old and yodng stallion of marked
size and condition. He is the kind
that will appeal to your fancy and
you will make no mistake in breeding
to him.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-04-18
Pure Bred Shetland Stallion.

Imp. Joe II, sorrel and white, reg
istered at Port Huron, August %,
1905, No. vol. IA, page 8. Sire Jim,
No. 292; dam Banbsy, No. 1410. A
sure foal getter.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
The Man for Diaz's Work.
FRIENDSHIP.

| Down at the store the other day
An eastern paper come
That knocked our feelin's every way
1t jest nigh struck us dumb;
1t had a lengthy interview
Al telIin' now Bill Cobb
| Had made great sacrifice-whew!-
TO take his U. s. job.
The paper man went on TO say
That this great sacrifice
Men like Bill Cobb made every day
My, but it sounded nice!-
1t quoted him as saving that
He loved his country so
That when she called he grabbed his
hat
And let his income 50.
Now here at home we know that Bill
Amt sacrificed a cent;
His incomes what you might call I'll
But Bill is a perfect gent,
So we've agreed to back him strong
In all he's tellin' there,
And we've just passed the word along
THAT Bills a millionaire.
Denver Republican.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
BANQUET TUESDAY
AT The GARDNER
MANUFACTURERS, COMMITTEE
SAY THAT THE AccEPTANcEs
TO THE INVITATIONS ARE
COMING IN AT A RAPID RATE
AND BIG TIME IS EXPECTED.

The invitations are out for the big
banquet to be given to the retailers by
the Fargo Manufacturers association
on next Tuesday evening and there Is
every indication hat there will be an
immense crowd in attendance.
At this banquet most of the things
that will be served will be a Fargo
| production. Manager A. I'll. Leimbach-
er of the Gardner hotel, where the
banquet will be held, has kindly fur
nished the use of the dining room as
well as the help for the evening free of
charge. The members of the associa-
ton will provide the eatables.
The banquet is to get the retailers
and the manufacturers better &C
quainted and to promote good fellow
ship between them. Walter Treat is
chairman of the banquet committee
and he reports that the acceptances
of the invitation have been pouring
in at a rapid rate. On account of the
large number received it became nee
essary to secure the largest dining
room in the city and Mr.. Leimbacher
kindly came to the rescue, an act
which is greatly appreciated by the
committee and the entire association.
There will be a number of short adj
| dresses made during the evening and
a very pleasant time is anticipated by
all who expect to attend. Remember
that the banquet will be held at the
Gardner OIL Tuesday evening of the
coming week. .
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
The K. {. LADIES night
A Pleasing Programme Was Rendered
Last Evening In Columbus
Hall to a Big Crowd.

There was a large company at the
ladies' night Of the knights of Column
bus at Columbus hall last evening, the
hall being well filled and everybody
pleased with all of the numbers. The
X, c. orchestra under the direction of
A. L. Rachac made splendid music
that was heartily appreciated and the
encores We're numerous. The boys
showed up exceedingly we'll. The sing
ing of the glee club of the council was
also a feature that was very we'll re-
ceived. Miss Marguerite Curran's
solo was much appreciated and she
was accompanied by F. P. Goodman.
Miss Mary DriscOll gave a pleasing
violin solo with the same accompanied
Miss Anna Goodman also rendered q
vocal solo which was we'll received
and was accompanied by Winnifredi
Ryan. q The reading of Miss Aileen
sullivan was also very much appreci-
ated and vas excellent. The director
OF the glee club, Albert Bernier, was
highly complimented by the audience
for the way he handled the big chorus
Joe Golden of the Grand Stock Co.
gave a number of stories and a mono
logue which went we'll.
The address of the evening was
made by G.. r. Thatcher, of Grand
Forks, who is the grand knight of the
council there, n he was right at.
home as he told of the aims of the
order. 1t was a night that will long
be remembered pleasantly by all who
attended.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
At THE POLICE COURT
Trouble Over a Dog Fight; Mrs. Jen"
ney Was Assessed $25 for Keep
49, ina a Disordsrly House.

Ed Johnson who resides on First
venue south has been charged by a
farmer with cruelty to animals. The
farmer alleges that yesterday after
noon as he was on his way home to
the country Johnson missed" his big
bulldog on the farm dog and that the
bulldog met the enemy and defeated
him and that the farm dog was badly
chewed up. Johnson gave bail for a
hearing which will take, place late
this afternoon before Judge Miller.
There was quite a crowd saw the
fight and as there will be several wit
nesses present the case was of long
duration and the decision was re-
served. .-
Mrs. Jenny, who was charged by
her neighbors on Eleventh street
north with keeping a badly governed
house yesterday afternoon was sen-
fenced to pay a fine of $25 before the
police court. The case was attended
by a score or more of witnesses, and
City Attorney Smith represented the
prosecution, while Attorney McEnroe
was for the defendant.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
OFFICIAL VOTE OF
SCHOOL BOARD
ELECTION RETURNS OF BOARD
OF EDUCATION ELECTION
cANvAssED AT CITY COUNCIL
LAST NIGHT-HAGEN. soRk.
NESS AND ELLIOTT CHOSEN.

The total vote cast at the board of
education election yesterday. COM
pristng both men and women voters,
amounted to 2,341, giving K. NJ. Ha-
gen, Dr.Paul Sorkness and z. S. FL
lott good majorities over former
Aid. August Hanson, Judge N. c.
Young n Mrs. Frances BoIley. the
latter two of whom were candidates
for reelection. ...
Mayor Sweet appointed Aldermen
Jardine, WooledSe and Tucker to can
Yass the official returns of the cleo
ton at the city council last night
and 1t was found the vote for the re-
spective candidates was:
K. M. Hagen, 1858; DR.. Paul Sork-
ness, 1891; e. S. Elliott, 1,16S; August
Hanson. 973; Judge N. c. Young, 917;
Mrs. Frances Bolley 9OS.
This gave Elliott, low man on the
Hoover side, 1875 majority over Han
son, high mar OF the anti-Hoover
side. In the official vote as tabulated
last evening. only the women's votes
were kept separate. In the follow
ing table of the votes, the mems vote
car be secured by substracting the
women's vote from the total. The
vote by wards was as foIows:
First ward
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
MANY IN The FIELDS
Hon. Z. Y. sarIss of HtIlsboro, Says
That the Farmers Are Very
Busy in His Section,

Hon. E. Y. Sarles, of Hillsboro, for
mer governor of the state, was in the
city this afternoon visiting with Pres
ident Weiser and Vice President Irish.
We are a, very busy people in our
section just now said he. THE seed
ing is going along all over our section
of the state and a great deal of it is
being done. The land appears to be
just right and while 1t is early to
prognosticate ] am of the firm opinion
that with anything 1ike the right con-
ditions we will have the very finest
of crops this fall. A great many of
ar a.nrers will try their hands at
corn raising and several farm boys
have entered the port production con-
test. I think his contest will be one
of the best things the North Dakota
Better Farming association has ever
undertaken"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
FACE COVERED
WITH P|MPLES
Red and Irritated, PimpIes Festered.
Itched and Burned. Used Cuticura
Soap and Ointment About 3
Weeks. Was Completely Cured.

1913 Dayton St., Chicago. Ill. My
face was very red and irritated and was
covered with pinnples. The pimples festered
and came to a head. They itched and
burned and when I scratched them became
sore. / tried soaps and they would not stop
Che itching and burning Of the skin. This
lasted for a month or more. At last I tried
Cusicura Ointment and Soap. They took
out the burning and itching Of the skin
soothing it very much and giving the relief
that the others failed to give me. I used the
Cuticurs Soap and Ointment about three
weeks and was completely cured" [Signed)
Miss Clara Mueller. Mar. 10. 1912.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
The suffoeatina Revolver.

London Chronicle: Paris.-The "suf-
locating revolver" was used by the
Paris police yesterday for the first
time, and its effectiveness was amply
demonstrated. The weapon was in
vented as a sequel to the motor bandit
sieges, when it was realized that there
was need for some method of over
coming the resistance of dangerous
criminals without SO much risk to the
police.
The weapon was used in the Passy
quarter, where a young Creole named
Vitale Pothin. belonging to "a wealthy
family, had suddenly become mad.
Armed with a revolver and several
boxes of cartridges, he had barricad-
ed himself in his room at a fiat, and
for several hours had fired at onyone
who had ventured to approach. Al POI
.liceman had a narrow escape of being
shot.
Steel bucklers were then fitted to a
couple of detectives, who crept up to
a small window and fired the contents
of their '~tsuffocating ~revolvers''. The
room was filed with acrid smoke, and
Pothin, half suffocated, made a dash
to the window, where he was captured
by the detectives.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
BURNING AND ITCHING
Day and Night. Eczema IN Form Of RasI

Mocres Hill. Ind.-"My little daughter
had q burning and itching sensation day
and night. The eczema was in the form
on q rash. It began FIRST in patches o her
face and under her arms, and then o. her
hands. We were very much alarmed about
her al 1T WAS spreading so rapidly. We used
Cnticura Soap and Ointment about one
month and they cured my little daughter
ug eczeraa. Her skin is as smooth as could
be and slae is In fne health" tsigned) Mrs.
Lizzie Roof. Jan. ~. 1912.
CuEIcura Soap and Cuticlra Ointment arc
soId throughout the world. Liberal sample OF
earh mailed free, with 32-p. Skin Book. ADJ
dress post-card ssCuticura. Dept.T. Boston.
RB Tender-aaced nsAe esOuld use Cutictira
anaan st,ayfua stick, 2a@.s sample free.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16

ture store. In fact, to tell the truth,
she was angry, and she began:
DO you know that the rocking chair
you sent me isn't all right by a good
deal?" e
Why. how is that?" asked the
astonished clerk.
We'll, I'll tell you. The runners
Idea of going all over the room when
it rocks"
Was it a chair like this one?" ask
&c Mr.. Nelson. as he placed his hand
IN a handsome rocker. -
yes, 1t was just like that"
ana now much did you pay for it %
T just paid $3.50 for it."
MY, oh my, some one has blunder-
ed. why that chair sells for $3.50,
and we will send right out and bring
1t back, and we're much obliged to
you for coming in"
The lady threw up her head and
then said:
D you expect me to rectify the
mistakes you have made. You can't
have the chair" and out she hounced
and never looked back.
=. Y. Sarles, the banker and a of
H1llsboro and former governor of the
sate, was a. guest at the Metropole
a day or two g and was greeting his
friends. Yes, we are getting ready to
seed" said he. THE ground is a lit
tie wet yet, but it will soon be all
right. From what / can near there
will be some scarcity of help. and there
Is much work for good men out in my
section 1 am glad to be able to state
that there will be many farmers in my
section OF the state go into the dairy
and cattle business and / think that
this means a great deal for all of us.
d. I,dislike to leave North Dakota?
Yes, YOU can just bet / do" said Amos
Holloway Of Valley City, who is about
TO leave and go to Omaha, Neb., where
he will assume the MANAGEMENT of
the shoe department of a big house.
4 have been living in this state for
the past fourteen years and / have
become acquainted with thousands of
people in the state as well as the
travelling men whom / meet from time
to time, blu the position that has beer
offered to me is such a 1attering one
that | feel At my duty to accept.
have been over the state many times
and years ago / used to carry a grip
and sample case clear from the At
lantic coast to the Pacific. Yes, ]
shall dislike to leave my old friends,
but hope to get back once in a while
Ito see them and he shook hands with
all the clerks and those who were In
the lobby of the Annex as he was
I about to leave.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
X1ina sam Refnted.

Life. Mrs. Vastlee Rich (senti-
mentality. Longfellow says, we can
not buy with gold the old associa-
tons
yastlee Rich. Don't you believe it.
nv dear. When ! was In politics 1
ancientest organization on earth.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
Go to Moorhead

And at Howard Moody's you will find
some mighty interesting bargains for
tomorrow. Don't miss them. Read all
the items that are advertised.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16

A court has ruled that a brass band.
is not q necessary part of a funeral
Literally speaking, they are "out Of
tune with the occasion.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16

Boston Transcript: so Madge is
going to marry that young toculist. Is
he wealthy"
Not now, but there's a good deal of
money In sight for him."
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16

As for the patriotic citizen who is
to lead a donkey 4,500 miles across
the continent in payment of an elec-s
ton bet-weH, two is company.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
HIS Chances.

London Taller THE doctor says If e
lasts till morning ELL ave some 'ope.
but if e don't, the doctor says e give
i'm up"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
IN THE HOTEL LOBBIES

The lady was kind of owly when
she stepped up to John Nelson, the
head clerk in the w. Q. Olson furni-
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16

California is TO have a Fathers
day. THE head of the house is
being forgotten after ALL
1.-THE average life Of 4 SO bill is a
little more than twelve months
That man must live In Philadelphia.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16

Eggs and Publicity is a headline in
an eastern paper. But the less pub
llcity some eggs have, the better.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
Never,

Never.
Cincinnati Enquirer: She. We
women are all misunderstood. +
He. Well, you never saw one who
tried to make herself plain, did you?
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-04-16
Nothing Athletic.

Nothing Athletic. rys.
Exchange; Our college won"
They did,? Rah! Rah! Rah! What
did they VIM
THE debate"
"Oh, pshaw!"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-11-28

Thanksgiving just past and with
all the good things we feel thank
full for, one of the greatest is to
our customers for the liberal pat
ronage we have had from them
since the short time we have been
in business. Our business is much
better than we expected in so short
d time, AMI we hope by honest
dealings and fair treatment to keep
it growing. We are expecting in
a few days a car of Wichita Best
-four which will be sold as cheap
as it can possibly be handled, re-
member satisfaction guaranteed or
m ,nty hack.
Yours for business,
Jones and Pirtle.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-11-28
BOY WHO MAKES
TROUBLE.

The boy who goes to school
with the idea of making trouble
for the teacher is laying up trou-
bic for himself. He may not
understand what we mean now
but will when he has attained
his majority and has to depend
upon his own efforts for susten-
anc,. And the parent W h o
backs up the child who makes
trouble for the teacher is setting
the stage to back the young one
when he begins making trouble
for the sheriff and prosecuting
attorney. The lawless school
boy is the sort who recruits the
rank of fawless citizens. To
defy the discipline of the school
is good ground work for defiance
of society. The penitentiaries
are over run with old rascals
who were young rasca's, and the
father who encourages his son
to be a tough on the school
grounds is simultaneously ell
couraging him to become a
target for prison guard. Eek.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-11-28
HOW $50 FURNISHES A
5000 FLAT

Some interesting information
has been brought out in codnec, :
ion with the Salvation Army
Congress which began its bust
ness session on the Oath at Army
headquarters as a result of the
visit of Gen. Bramball Booth to
the United States. Major Myles
Pickering, who has charge of
the Brooklyn and Long Island
work has solved the problem of
the high cost of house furnish
ing, evidently. The Army go
liciLs gifts of furniture, old cloth
ing, etc, and among the patrons
Of the organization are many
persons of wealth. The gifts
received are made over by men
and women taken in by the
Army, then sold to the poor at
greally reduted prices. The
furnishing of a fiat on the in
stallment plan by "a poor man is
reduced from SIS TO $40, with
the difference that TIE same
furniture bought at a second
hand store would cost at least
5000. while new, il would be
entirely out of the reach of those
who purchase it IN its removal.
ed condition.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-11-28

When Mark Twain in his
early days was editor of a Mis-
souri, paper, "A superstitious sub
soriber wrote to him saying that
he had fou4d a spider in his
paper, and asked him whether
that was a sign of good luck or
bad. The humorist wrote him
this answer and printed it.
"Old misunderstanding a
spider in your paper was neither
good luck nor bad luck for you.
The spider was merely looking
over our pIper to see which
merchant is not advertising, SO
that he can GO to that store,
spin a web across the door and
leade a life of undisturbed
peace for evermCra. %
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-11-28

Here is a minister who appre-
ciates the editor. At a recent
editorial convention he offered
the following toast: "To save
an editor from starvation take
his paper and pay for it prompt
". To save him from bank
ruptcy advertise in his paper
literally. To save him from
dispair send him every item of
news of which you can get hold.
To save him from profanity
write your correspondence plain
" on one side of thu shee'
and send itin as early as posi-
BILE. TO save him from mis-
takes, bury him. Dead people
are the only ones who never
make mistakes. +"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-11-28
Advertising rates made known on application

Man that is born of his parents
is of few days and full Of mi
crobs. lie goeth to school when
a youngster and gets the seatof
his pants padded for something
he didn't do until he is sick at
heart. He groweth up like a
weed in a back yard and soon
reaches the age when he is COM
posed largely of feet, frecklC S
and an appetite Cor pie. About
the time he gets too long for
short trousers and not long e.
nough for long ones he goeth a
way to college, learneth how to
monkey with a three dollar
mandolin and play " il i S k y
poker. He cometh home big
ger fool than ever and marrieth
"a sweet young thing whose pa
is supposed to be wealthy, bot
whom he subsequently ascer-
taineth, couldn't buy the prize
rooster. at a county fair. He
worrieth along from year to
year, gradually acquiring off
springs, until his house resemb-
les a Sunday school class just
before Christmas. He--frettetll
through the day and lieth awake
at night trying to figure out
how to keep himself a d his de
: pendent population out of the
poor house. Efforts are reward
ed by his daughters run off anc
get married and bring him home
nice son-in-law every few
days to feast at his board. Hi
sons grow up and call him gov
ernor, and set him back a five
SPOT every day or two. Abou
the time he has acquired enough
lucre to make it worth Will
for his heirs to quarrel over, h
contracts a cold and is hurrie,
away before he has time to hav
a talk with his family. Hi
sons blow in his estate on ba,
whiskey and plug hats and hi
wife puts the finishing touche
to his career by marrying th
hired man.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1913-11-28

Light rains fell here during
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
of this week. Reports from the
lower Valley are-that they en-
joyed good rains during the same
time, much heavier than here
These good rains are storing a lot
of moisture for the next season and
is an assurance of good grass early
and of good crops. Farmers are
already planning and preparing
for more crops and better crops
another year, which is proper and
right. They should prepare the
soil now for the next crop.