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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

she had seen some springs. also re-
nemoered some summers. had known
variety Of waters. and had a tev
hard znrumns The young man Who
vas coming round seemed 70 be seri-
GUS. but slo~. SO she said.
want to show ron my rings.
Papa las gwen ne one on each Of
ny btrrhtzya- She exhibited about
twenty rfnxs- Now she said. airiIy.
you can't guess my birthday
Oh yes I can TIA February .sg-
He never called again.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16
No. Srx-SIIY-SN

This Is a prescription prepared -
Decialiy for Malaria or chiIls and
Fewer. Five or SIX doses viii break
any case. and II taken then as a tonic
the fever will not return. 25c ADV
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

I am sorry. lady. but I see In the
near future q light young man who n
going to make trouble for you with
your husband
oh. that's q common thing Hes
the young mar Who reads our gas
meter
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16
Too Deep.

Senator Tillmzn. who is an anti
surrzgist- listened calmly. At a dinner
in Washington. 10 an imprisoned
speech by 4 brother senator In SUIT
traxeis behalf
Ar the end Of this speech = diner.
as he appiaaded enthusiastically. said
TO Senator Tillman:
He's a deep thinker. amt he-
-Yss.- was the reply. he can't tain
three minutes without getting beyond
MS depth-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

DO you believe that women ought
to vo,e2~
sure And. what's more. I think
men ought 20. too
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16
a FOOD DRINK
Wsscr Brings Daily Enjoyment

n lxGy f1cI1r writes
Though ousy hourly with my own
Affairs. viii not deny myself the pleas
IRE Of taxing few minutes TO tell Of
my enioymsnt daily obtained from my
morning cup Of Postum Il is a food
beverage. not an irritant like coffee
i began 70 use Postum years ago,
noe because ! wanted 10. but because
enfse. which dearly loved. made my
nights long. weary periods % be dread
Cd and uniting ne fer business during
the Gay.
On advics Of a friend, l arst tried
Postum. making IL carefully as sng-
gestec On the package. As / had al
ways ussf cream and 20 sugar.
nixsd my Postum 50. Il I0oksd good
wzs clear and fragrant, and II was a
pleasure To see the cream ccIor It a.
my Kentucky friend wanted her cot
fee 70 look-Eke a new saddle
Then tasted II critically, for had
tried many substitutes for coffee.
vas pleased. yes. satisfied with my
Postum In taste and effect. and am yet.
bsirg a constant user Of II all these
yeark I continually assure ny friends
and acquAintances that they viii Ike il
In place Of coffee. and receive benefit
from It's use I have gained weight.
can sleep and am not nervous
Name gwen BY Postum Co. Battle
Creek. Mteh- Write for the nrrle book.
The Road 10 WelIviIle.-
Postum comes IN two forms:
Hsggtsr Postum-must be well
boiled
instant posfurr 10 q soluble powder
A ssAxpoonfai GIssofyes quickly In .
cup 81 bot Water and. with cream and
So = : seI1s,sss W.. esxsT1fs IN
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

so, when you broke the news to
her she went all TO pieces
Yes. but II didn't take her long TO
collect herself
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

EIfKfu uknkk q GOOD rOyIT
And Drives Snfarf. s.t e a. sy,rp2.
Your -Bss~k- acts Ike magic. I have
given Z % numerous p~1pl~ IN ~ par
tsh who we're suffering with chfila ma
lara &zlu fever ] r~rommea1 u 20 those
~ho arr sufferers and N ne-f Of q good
tonic Rev. Sxymanowskf. 81
stephen. Churrh Perth Anbay n Z
Eifzfr uss~k 81 cents. all drugx-sts -
ny Parrels Pest prepaid from kiocDsW.
ski a Ca Washington .. .
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

So plain. cutspoken. domineer1ns
Kate Is married al LAST Wen. weu.-
Yes: she marrieod a drummer
A man used 70 taking orders. Al
that's very fortunate
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

4 called on the father Of my heir.
ess this morning
All. duke. And did you get tas
girl
No; but he gave me a IS hill
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

What a lovely complexion your
youngest daughter has
Yes. replied Mrs Cumrox she
seems TO get better color effects than
the other girls. She took lessons IN
art"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

She-See here. Did you tell ne 700
were going to make a noise in 10
cal politics,
He-So I did I am part OF the
spontaneous APPLAUSE az the con-
ventions
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

~Binglewood has put that Wild boy
Of his on a farm and the younszter
writes home that he likes IT,
Likes IL. Well. farming amt What
Il used 20 be-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

Is young Mrs Nudge jealous
4 should say SO She wiz hardly
let her husband use the telephone BE-
cause she thinks Hello. Central
sounds so o1hand and familiar
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

What is that grass widow trying
TO do with her hirtaticns.-
Trying 10 make hay while the sun
shines"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

1t Is ali very vel TO talk OF mod
Grafton but did you ever hear Of a
war which could be carried on wit
soft measures
Certainly a pillow light
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

Mother-No~. children. xant you
70 Kiss Miss Lemon xood-bx.
Elder Brother-Coma<nn- Billy. BE-
n sport tII BE over n . second
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

4 an afraid for the boys with that
sea puss about here
There's no danger. They went I
a eatboat"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

= am the captain Of ny soul
-As. EN- Wen. I have a wife ana
a mother zn-law- I'm only a corporal -
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16
Quit. So

Funny. isn't isy-
shoot
People that get edged often ary
never very sharp.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

A quantity OF qaickIime put into
damp cupboard for a few days win alb
sorh the dampuess
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

not from lack Of food. but because
parasites-xorms-a feeding upon
what ought to 20 10 nourish tae child.
Srey's vermffuge will quickly correct
this- Sc AT all deaiers.-Adv
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

(. 4 went to the Bocsmaksrx Union
dinner Last nixhr-
What we're the eats
Sole tongue. shoestrfng potatses
and peach cohhler--Yzle Record
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16
%%aazisTT&b<


FROM ~ TO Sd WoWAn,S Critical Period,
Such warning symptoms sense of suffocation, hot
flashes headaches, melanchoa dread of impending
evil Palptzton OF the heart regulaty constipation and
dizziness promptly treated by intelligent who
are approaching the period Of life.
who negcs the Of her health at this time invites in
durable disease and pain Why be guided by the e-
Penence OF others and take yda E. Pnkhams Vegetable
Compounde 1t IS indsputabe fact that this grand old
remedy has helped thousands Of pass through
TINS trying period with comfort and safety Thousands Of
genuine and honest testimonials support this fact
Froa Mn. HENRY HEAvILIN. Cadix. ohia.
Fort Worth TexzS-I have taken Lydia Fnkhas veress-
safely through the Change q Life heah hsd
that all feeling OF the constantly
remedies o ane s Sot a S s sy sd had a oh.
t1nkhAms Vegetable Compound has
took the Compound and have bad conplainfs
HxAvIEIx r r. d Va : Csliz ohsa
Fro0 Ma KDwAkD n HILBERT. P,ssewssa r.
Eastwood p Dars she chsnss hardly able 10
TIA. I'D asA he 1zss a heat ser. 50 "a
sometimes that did nax knw visk q do
one day Trend stvsd take Lydia Pnkhans vsss-
thankful that sls.sd trends sdvs han recommend
long - i've BE.s took the Compound always scky
publish my kreeES-Arx EDwAnD b Hunur, Fleetwood Pa
Fp. Ma y. r. McLLExDoRE. Munford Ali.
Munfprd AAsIwas weak
The Change q La that could hardly 1--we ny husband to
Il aso bad backzhe and fulness noticed
Lydia Z Pnkham's Vegetable Compound adj <,@~~O
It did much good that kept taking and MCOM
f1gnd 70 b al you claim Irecommsnd it 70 III A~S
poRx, Munford, Ala II vi
GesIIl!SnAp IIsS, q ss, q. 1vie.. WseeS5lM
Hav-a A held IN sGssss esnA1snsa ExSZfS
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

Il suppose you've heard Of the tool
kllerr-
Yes but rye never met him
That Ii quite obvious.-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

No. Cynthia. marrying an artist or
sculptor does net make one q model
wife.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16
RuB-MY-uSN

VIII cure your Hhsumzsism and an
kinda Of aches and pains-Nsuralgta
Cramps. Cole. sprzins. Bruisea, Cuts.
Old Sores. Burns. etc AntisspeIs
AasdysA. Price 35c--Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

The man who enjoys a vacation
most Is the one who can't AFFORD H.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16
One Kind

Harry-Paw. what is a boy scout.
Paw-A woman Of thirty who
chzsss q youth OF eighteen. my son.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEYERIsH, SICK
Look. Mother! If tongue is
coated. give California
Syrup Of FIls.'

Children love this fruit laxative"
and nothing else elsnnses the tender
stomach. liver and bowels so nicely
A ehild simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels. and the result is
they become tightly clcgged with
waste. liver gets sluggish. stomach
sours then your little one becomes
cross. haifsick tevsrish. don't eat
sleep or act naturally. breath Is bad
system f1Ii OF cold has sore throat.
s5omach-ache or diarrhoea Listen.
Mother, See If tongue is coated. then
give 4 teaspoonf1l OF California
syrup OF Figs and in 7 few hours all
the constipated waste. sour bile and
uudigested food passes cut Of the sys-
ten. and sou have 4 well child again.
Millions OF mothers give California
Svrug Of Figs because IL is perfectly
harmless. children love il. and Il new
er fails % act On the stomach. liver
and bowels.
Ask At The store for 4 50-cent bottle
Of California Syrup OF Figs which
has elII directions for babies. children
/ Of all ages and for growE-aps plainly
printed On the bottle Adv-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16
FACE COVERED WITH PiMPIEs

ia Brvvsrd S.. Tampa. Fla
some tnres years axn ! commenced
70 suffer from . rash On my faes and
hack Before the pinpIss cane On my
faee thers we're q LOT Of elzckheAdz Il
looked n II the hlackheads turned
into Dfmpies because AFTER q lirrls
While Al Of them we're gone and nv
facs uas covered with pimples. They
we're ANAL 90 drst but gradually
grew and right ~ the end Of each
pimpls n vas AL white I czreIessly
pitched them With my finger nails.
which made them spread, and l soon
discovered than on ny back NY
back vas covered with ptmples and
NY fscs the same way. AT night I
could hardly sleep on account Of the
burning and itching sensation they
caused I I'D not uks to 60 cut be-
cause the pimplss caused disdgure-
neur
-sssfng the Advertisement Of Cutt-
eura Soap and Ointment In ore Of
ths magazines I SAINT for q sample. I
bought some Cnttcura Soap and oint-
nenr and ! am glad to 30 able to
SAY tsat I an sntfrely cured Of pfrn-
plss (Hlsmsdl Jno. o. Darlington.
Isa- IS. 1911
Curtcura soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample Of each
cres. with 3.-p. SKIN Book. Address post
card -Cufscnra. Dspr L. Boston Adv.
ofnsrsassL
DO ycu want 10 break your fzrnsrs
heart BY gAmblingr'
But ! broke the bank, dad
HIN, ! think that VIII usnd mat
ters--
rhsy Pssssd On
Look q the dorT chewing grass-
Wcrs Dc maftsr Wit himr
Dunno. bat hs can't invsigis ne In
side Do fence I never seen q doru
yet dat vux . vegetarian
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

ons boy can do an err.nd in iuse
half the time IL viii taxa two hsys
10 % h.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

% you believe IA sec0nd sfshtv'
No. 1 a1a s-ssie ! u s4elar l
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1913-10-16

Goats may b. raised probably on
land which IS unsaited for aay kind o.
cultivation.
Yes. Aluazu. it's better 10 have poor
relations than 20 De one
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06

nervous could not sleep, then ] would
be 30 tired mornings that could scarcely
get around. 1t seemed almost impossi-
bic to move or do bit of work and
thought never would be any better I'M
til submitted to an operation. COM
menced taking Lydia Z. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound and soon felt like o
new woman. / had no pains, slept well,
had good appetite and was fat and
could do almost all my own work for a
family Of four. / shall always feel
that owe my good health to your med
icine. Mrs. HAYWARD Sewers, Cary,
Maine.
If you arc III do not drag along until
an operation is necessary, but at once
take Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia II. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia E.Pinkham MedicineCo.
(confidcntiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
RATE PRESENCE OF MlnD
At Least II 10 to Be Supposed Young
Lady's Mother Regarded II
as Such.

Speaking OF rare presence of mind
recently recalled to ex.Presidcnt Taft
the case Of a handsome young woman
OF his acquaintance. She had gone to
the railway station to meet n man
friend OF the family, and when he de-
barked from the train the young man
lost his hear and impulsively kissed
her The girl thought It the part Of
prudence TO tell her mother OF the af.
fair, upon which the latter was simply
horrined.
You don't mean to tell me that he
had the impudence to kiss you?" she
cried. And to think OF the crowd at
tho statlonl Why, my dear. what did
you do In such an embarrassing stu
atom"
why, mother. Just kissed him
back OF course" coolly replied the
young woman. Il wanted to give all
those people tho impression that we
were relatives. Tho Sunday Maya
zine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
ANOTHER SIDE TO MATTER
One Man Has Discovered That Offer.
Ing Floral Bouquets to the Living
10 Not All Joy.

There has been a good deal in the
paragraph section OF our exchanges
for some weeks to the effect that you
should give tho bouquets now; not
wait to lay them on tho coffin Id
says Tom Thompson in the Howard
Courant Ella Wheeler before she was
Wilcox wrote a poem on that
theme; Chancellor Bradford at the
chautauqua dinged 1t into us, and
most of us have been affected by It.
But, say, my brother-slster, have you
tried It yet? have-twice. First, ]
tried on very dear friend OF the
other sex, and she began to get nerv-
out like she thought ] was trying to
flirt with her Then l quit, for / am
pre-eminently no fiirt. Next | tried 1t
on q brother in my lodge and Sunday
school. and he SHE'D off like he expect
ed mo TO ask him for loan. So after
this | shall water my flower beds and
raise nice bouquets for funeral occa-
slons exclusively. Very few people
know how to receive floral offerings,
anyway.-Kansas City Star.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
Perpetual Motion,

Ono may well be sure that there is
no perpetual motion machine" For
this purpose machines have been con
structed from time immemorial, but
nothing has ever come OF II. Men have
gone mad on the subject, but without
any practical results. 1t was demon,
strrted long ago by Sir Isaac Newton
and De la Hire that perpetual motion
is impossible OF attainment. Even the
solar system, the most wonderful ma.
chine OF which we have and knowl
edge, will run down in the course OF
time, some say In about 100000 Of
years from now.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
Penalty Of Having Too Much Rope.

Penalty Of Having Too Much Rope.
u note that Mexico is again peeyed
at the United States" commented Bat
sin Garrett. This reminds me OF
tho familiar yarn of the negro
who was about to be hanged for the
murder Of another negro, and after u
lengthy and rambling farewell to the
world addressed the widow, who, fat,
black and pesslmistic, sat in front
Of tho scaffold: do Lawd in his in
finite wisdom has done fuhgiven muh
sins and innickertles. and now / axes
yo'. Sistah Watkins, TO fuhgive me.
and '0w. git hung, niggerl' impa.
tiertly interrupted the bereaved lady.
Git hung' Mexico having been given
an abundance OF rope, / am grimly
awaiting the inevitable outcome. | am
Of the same attitude OF mind. too, to-
ward the person or persons, as the
case may be, who has or have. been
so long messing with and muddling up
the gas situation. kansas City Star,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
WINTER FEEDING FOR MILK
BY c. II. EckIes, Professor Of Dairy
Husbandry, University
Of Missouri

The period OF winter feeding in
Missouri is shorter than in most Of
the dairy states BY pasturing wheat
and having blue grass pasture which
has not been eaten down, TO turn into
late in the fall, the pasturing season
can be greatly prolonged. The great
problem In winter feeding Is, in gem
eral, to maintain summer conditions.
It Is entirely feasible to maintain
practically these summer conditions
throughout the entire winter on any
farm when the subject is properly
understood and the necessary ar.
rangements made.
The first condition typical OF the
summer feeding Is an abundance OF
palatahle food, and on this point Is
made one of the most common mis-
takes in feeding cows. In producing
milk, the COW may be looked upon in
a way as milk producing machine
which we supply with Il certain
amount OF raw material in the form
of feed. This raw material is manu-
featured into milk. The same rule
holds in running the milk manufac.
turing plant as would hold in the Iup.
ming of any other manufacturing
plant; IL is run most economically
near its full capacity.
Ever, one who feeds animals should
thoroughly comprehend that, first Of
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06

well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. l feel very grateful that
found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter II you wish. |
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge OF Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, CimArron. Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills. soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co..
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
(English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. ALI Q sent free.
Adv,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06

Tho extent to which the modern
child Is educated In matters OF by
giene appears from q recent episode
in Boston school:
The class had visited the art mu-
scum and the teacher wished to learn
what the children had observed and
how they were impressed. The sub
ject at the moment was the exquisite
head OF Aphrodite, one OF tho chief
treasures Of the museum. A little boy
who frantically waved his hand was
called upon. He announced triumph.
antly:
II noticed she had adenoids!"
why, Peter" exclaimed the
shocked teacher, what do you mean ?
She keeps her mouth open all the
ume," wal the reply.-Youth's Com
panion.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06

last April, but he was sick with bowed
trouble from birth and suffered in
tensely. Since Mrs. Rouse has been
giving him Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pep
sin all trouble has disappeared and the
boy is becoming robust.
Thousands keep DR.. Caldwellu
Syrup Pepsln constantly In the house.
for every member OF the family can
use 1t from infancy TO old age. Ths
users OF Syrup Pepsin have learned
to avoid cathartlcs, salts, mineral We.
ters, pills and other harsh remedies
for they do but temporary good ana
are q shock to any delicate system.
Families wishing to try q free sam
pie bottle can obtain It postpaid by
addressing DR.. W. B. Caldwell 3os
Washington St., Monticello, III. A pos
tai card with your name and address
on 1t will do.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
I noticed she had adenolds!"
Must Walt n Bit.

The little group at the side of the
road waited until stealthy suggins
returned from the nearby farmhouse.
Poor pickings." he muttered as he
threw down q scrawny beef bone and
a half loaf Of bread
where's dat Improvement in hand
outs youse promised!" demanded
Muggsy Jones.
Happy Higgins shook his head re-
proachfully.
you gotter wait" he said. eth de
public adjusts itself to do new tariff. +"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
What So Precious
AS q Healthy Baby?
Every YoungSfer Can Have Fine
Digestion u Cfven q Good
Baby Laxative.

In spite OF the greatest personal
care and the most intelligent attention
to diet, babies and children will be-
como constipatCd, and II is n fact that
constipation and indigestion have
wrecked many young life. To start
with q good digestive apparatus Is to
start life without handicap.
But, as we cannot all have perfect
working bowels. we must do tho next
best thing and acquire them. or train
them to become healthy. This can be
done by the use OF laxatiye-tonic
very highly recommended by a great
many mothers. The remedy Is called
Dr. Caldwells Syrup pepsin and has
been on the market for two genera
lions. II can be bought conveniently
ut any drug store for fifty cents or ono
dollar O bottle, and those who arc al
ready convinced OF It's merits buy tho
dollar size.
Its mildness makes It tho ideal medi-
cine for children, and It is also very
pleasant to the taste. II is sure in Its
effect, and genuinely harmless. Very
little Of It is required and It's frequent
use does not cause It to loso its Of.
feet, as ia the case with 80 many other
remedies.
Thousands can testify to its merits
in constipation. indigestion. bilious
ness. sick headaches, etc, among
them reliable people like Mrs. James
r. Rouse, OF Marlnette. Wis. Her lit
tie son Howard was fifteen months old
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
No Time to Breathe,

The young couple on the settee had
been engaged only q week. He had
kissed her fully forty times that eve,
ming. When he stopped she looked at
him reproachfuIly, and the tears came
into her eyes as she said:
Dearest, you have ceased TO love
me-"
NO, l haven't" no replied. but
must breathe"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
Just Specializing.

This dancer Gays che believes in
art for arts sake"
she does. Ell? ! wonder how long
she would retain her enthusiasm II
her salary OF $1,000 Il week were cut
in half"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06

Mrs Brown-"Heres an account OF
new cooking utensil that viii bon
and steam and poach eggs all at tho
same time" Brown "a grouch)-"And
why doesn't It scramble and eggnogg
'eui, too?"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
Then He Didn't.

Stern Paterson, you are late
again for supper Bring me tho strap.
son-lt you do. dad, I'll not tell you
word about the Thinning game
saw.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06
Mild Dlaslpatlon.

His wife Is rather strict with him.
chr"
Judge for yourself, Two picture
shows an evening Is all she'll stand
for"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1913-11-06

Lydia E. Pinkham's
V Bile Com
pound did for me.
One year ago ! found
myself q terrible SUI
ferer. / had pains
in both sides and
8 u ch q soreness I
could scarcely
str al gh tie n up at
times. M y b C k
ached, ! had no ap-
petite and was so