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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
SOME RELIEF OFFERS
EVIDENTLY INSPIRED
To- ADVERTISE LAND
Commercial Club in q Wisconsin
Town Blandly Proposes to
Rescue Nebraska.

Lincoln. Neb.. Aug. Ex-Governor
Morehead has received message from
the chamber Of commerce in Wiscon-
sin town. offering free pasturage to all
Of the livestock in the districts of Me-
braska which may have suffered from
drought. The governor is inclined to
the belief that the offer is prompted
by kindness and not for the purpose
Of booming the price Of land in Wis
consin and to unfavorably advertise
the lands Of Nebraska. He also believes
the senders Of the message have been
misinformed in regard to conditions in
Nebraska and that they are ignorant
of the fact that Nebraska has 2,500000
head of cattle and will this year pro-
duce 150,000,000 bushels of corn and has
raised enough corn, hay and alfalfa
to tide over for another year and that
a wheat crop of 65,0OO.000 bushels has
already been harvested.
Secretary w. r. Mellor of the Ne
braska state board of agriculture has
suggested the following answer to the
telegram from the Wisconsin town:
Would be pleased to ship you $780,
900 head OF cattle, 100000 horses and
100000 hogs. Shall we send along
150,0O0.000 bushels of 1913 corn, 65,O0O.
600 bushels of wheat, $4,000, 900 bushels
of oats, 2,50O,000 tons of alfalfa and
100000 tons Of hay to help feed the
stock 2"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
PRODUCE PRICES ON
SIOUX CITY MARKET

Commodities are bringing the following
prices on the Sioux City market subject
10 fluctuations:
Cheese Brick. per lb.. l5c; American
daisies. Per leb.. ac.
cracked. l4c; case count, sl0oa4lo
looultly-Spring chickens, II. lbs and
UPWARD, per h., lac; spring chickens. Leg
horns, per lb.. -13c: hens, over Alb aver
age, 12lac: under Alb average. 11iac; roost-
ers 7c: ducks, 4. f.. Sc: Indian runner
ducks, &c; guineas per pair, Soc.
Uay-Ifpiand No. l. S1l0o; No. O. So so;
timothy No l. Sll.50; bottom No. !. $500;
H Tide cured, 1870; No. 2. 12Mc;
western branded heavy, PIC: light, lie;
bulls. No. i. lli2c; No. 2, 1o4Ac; horse each.
So 75et3. 25; deacons. each. 6IIfS0c.
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
Apples Per Dbl, $2.50n3.25.
l3ananas-Per bunch, sl.7513. so.
Cabbage--New. per lb.. SIC.
Ce!ery-Per doz., 35c.
Cantaloupes-Per crate. $25Cg3.2.
Cucun,bers-Per basket. SIPS
Figs-Turkish. per ID. l3c; California
Grapes-Malass. per crate. ,lso; Con-
cord, per basket. Soc.
Limes-Per box. $50
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
HAD NOTHING AT ALL TO SAY
Under the. circumstances Captain
Could Hardly Be Blamed for
Preserving Silence.

Everybody in Middle Bay knew that
Mrs. Captain Liscomb was talking
about making visit to her married
daughter in Cincinnati. She had beck
talking about 1t for two years, but
age and the natural timidity Of q
woman unused to travel had post
poned the great event from month to
month. until the neighbors began to
wonder whether 1t would ever come
to pass.
So one morning. when Uncle Billy
Evans met Captain Liscomb in Eccles'
store. there was twinkle in his eye a.
he asked:
"When's Mis- Liscomb going out to
Ohio. Daniel?"
Don't ask met" returned the cap
tain, little peevishly. Il don't know
nothin' about 1t. If tell her to go.
she says l want to get rid of her. II
tell her to stay to home. she says
I'm mean! amt saying a single
world"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
CHICAGO GRAIN.


chicago, Aug. 20.-Bullish cables
started wheat upward today and light
ness OF offerings, coupled with good
demand made hrin market Liver
pool reported improved demand for
cargoes, RUSSIAN offers frightened on
puilish ofhelal crop reports and wealth
eT IN Germany was less favorable
Fears OF damage by more rain in the
Canadian northwest was an added bull
factor.
The market opened %c0DM a q C
higher, with December 3h@Mc up at
, sps wyvSe rea A,ter 1oa a6M soc'
'hGne Mas fe h,v'n to so%f
rally The close, however. was weak.
with December at 9OR @90M, a net gain
of u @3s
Corn was neryo,,s and irregular
oneninr nricas ha;..g :. shade lowar 70
a. N -, ,,it,i,on m .L..; 49,
I'll, Nd ,na, uoat'i' t.'.
i,t1i anu warm IN sne southwest put
there We're scattered showers In the
rest of the belt. December opened a
shade lower to AMAc higher, at
6sA Q69c. touched 6yMc and reacted to
68a.c
Good demand IN +ba ain rr,oa
,,.inao n,,.aai IN ~, ~. unp i,
iilNta upMaio' me market closeo
nervous at a net advance of k@M,
with December at 69M.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
COX TOO BADLY WOUNDED
TO BE BROUGHT BACK

Lincoln, Neb.. Aug. 20-According to
word received by Fire Commissioner
Ridgell from Sheriff Pat Dorsey. OF
Okla, Bert Porter, alias Bert Cox, is
too badly wounded to be brought back
to Walthill. Neb. to stand trial on q
pool hall there last December. He
asked whether or not he should leave
a guard over him, and the fire COM
missioner wired back for him to take
every precaution to prevent the mans
escaping until his condition will permit
his removal to Nebraska.
Porter, or Cox. was shot at Row when
he resisted arrest. 1t was not known
how badly he was injured when Okla,
homa officials wired to Nebraska that
they had the man wanted here. SC
Sheriff Dorsey was sent to bring him
back. 1t has cost the state $1,000 tc
chase the man, part of this amount
being expended for detective service
and also reward.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
IOWA FALLS STRUCK BY
WIND AND HAIL STORM

Iowa Falls. Ia, Aug. 20-Iowa Falls
was in darkness one whole night and
telephone service was partially par
alyzed as the result of severe cleo
trica and wind storm. The storm was
accompanied by much hail.
In all parts Of the city shade trees
were blown down. the streets being
strewn with debris With broken
limbs and trees blown across the wires
of the electric and telephone COM
panies. service was impossible for more
than "a hours. Damage to the tele-
phone service will not be repaired for
several days. The only fire that re-
suited from lightning destroyed the
barn of H. o. Wilson. The new barn
just completed by E. e. Cutting in the
business district was unroofed and the
walls damaged. A large chimney on
the Ellsworth hospital was struck by
lightning. the chimney thrown on the
roof. crushing 1t. The barn Of Mrs. G.
A. Bliss was struck killing one Of
three horses belonging to E. e. Cut
ting. The front Of the Model bakery
building. owned by r. e. FILLS, was
blown Off A horse belonging to Chris
Larsen. superintendent Of the Union
cemetery was struck by lightning and
killed. The storm came from the north
west. following day of intense heat.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
Chose the Lesser Evil.

A gentleman from the north was en-
joying the excitement OF bear hunt
down in Mississippi. The bear was
surrounded In small cane thicket.
The dogs could not get the bear out
and the planter who was at the head
OF the hunt called to one Of the me-
groes:
Sam. go in there and get the bear
out"
The negro hesitated for moment
and then plunged into the cane. A
few moments later the negro, the bear
and the dogs were rolling upon the
ground outside. After the hunt was
over the visitor said to the negro:
Were you not afraid to go into
that thicket with that bear?"
"Cap'n," replied the negro, ut was
jest dis way: neber had met dat
bar, but was pussonally 'quainted
wild de old boss, SO jest naturally
took dat b'ar."-Montreal Herald.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
GUARDS HUBBY FROM
CONGENIAL COMPANY
WITH VICIOUS ''GAT"
Woman Is Charged With At
tempt to Murder Man With
Spouse at Keg Party.

Knoxville. Ia. Aug. 2o.-Mrs Fee
Warman. OF Bussey. was before JUS
tice A. B. Brobst on a charge OF as
sault with intent to commit murder.
the plaintiff being John Reed. also OF
Bussey.
According to the evidence at the
hearing Mr.. Warrants wife has been
guarding him from drinking compan-
ions with a revolver. Saturday night
away from his watchful wife. While
drinking was going on. Mrs. Warman is
alleged to have rushed in where the
men We're sitting. drawn a revolver.
placed 1t within four inches OF Reeds
nose and pulled the trigger.
The cartridge did not explode
Judge Brobst bound the woman over
to the September grand Jury.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
ECZEMA SPREAD OVER BODY

Roxbury. Ohio.-"When my little boy
was two weeks old he began breaking
out on his cheeks. The eczema began
just with pimples and they seemed to
itch 30 badly he would scratch his
face and cause q matter to run.
Wherever that matter would touch it
would cause another pimple until 1t
spread all over his body. 1t caused
Disagreement while 1t lasted. He had
fifteen places on one arm and his
head had several. The deepest places
on his cheeks were as large as sill.
yer dollar on each side. He was so
restless at night we had to put nit
tens on him to keep him from scratch
ing them with his finger nails. II he
got little too warm at night 1t
ueemed to hurt badly.
I'VE tried treatment and lie didn't
get any better. He had the eczema
about three weeks when we began
using Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
bathed him at night with the Cuticura
Soap and spread the Cuticura ONT
ment on and the eczema left"
(Signed) Mrs. John White. Mar. 10.
1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston. Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
sufraIo. Lacking h sympathv.


An old resident Of Heixer, kan.
speaking Of the early days on the Kan
sas plains. writes: ION one trip that
We took after buffalo hides we had
with us an .Englishman fresh from
London. The main herd Of buffalo had
just passed through and as the hunt
ers had been after their hides. every
where on highland and lowland were
the skinned carcasss Of buffalo. The
Englishman was amazed at the waste
Of meat. Finally. seeing q small herd
Of old bulls travelling along, he arose
to his feet and. taking OF his hat,
said: Boys. this Is awful! should
think that the living buffalo would la
ment to see their comrades lying
thus!"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
Black Hand Threat.

Mrs. Collins found the following
Black Hand letter pinned to her door
one morning;
Deer Mis- Collins-Onless you put
jar OF jam. hunk of chokolit cake, a
apple pie an a bag of cany down by
the old we'll, we will stel your littel
boy and keep him, onless you pay US
milyon dollars The Black Hand
The letter has been handed to the
police and the criminals will soon be
brought to justice. To date. Mrs Col
Inns little boy has been the only one
seen in the vicinity of the old WE'LL
Judge.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
WANT BETTER ENGLISH IN
USE BY IOWA TEACHERS

Des Moines Ia. Aug. 2O.-Better use
Of the English language is to be en-
forced among the schoolma'a ans OF
Iowa. In the marking of the exami-
nation papers for teachers certificates
for the June and July examinations
the examiners were under Instructions
to mark more closely than usual and
especially to be particular about the
language used by the teachers
Over $4,000 examination papers have
been passed on by the readers for the
state board last month and this. These
papers all go back to the counties for
the issue OF the certificates In accord
with the results achieved At times
over 100 readers have been at work
The June examinations resulted in
about so per cent of those examined
passing. 1t is estimated that from 70
to Is per cent Of the persons examined
for July will pass This includes a
number Of those who tried it over
again.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
COLUMBUS "M,NERs" HAVE
VISIONS OF GREAT WEALTH

Columbus. Neb., Aug. 2O-About 40
stockholders Of the Leesburg Mining
company held meeting at the office
Of Ryan & Byrnes Monday evening.
This company owns a large number Of
mining claims near Salmon City, ID,
where 1t has expended over 100000 III
plants, fumes, shafts. tunnels. etc. The
latest reports indicate the opening up
Of large vein of rich ore, and at last
nights meeting it was decided to re-
organize the company and take steps
to push the development of this prop
erty at once. A number of Columbus
citizens are heavy stockholders in the
company, and have long had pleasant
dreams of a golden stream Of wealth,
which would soon flow from the prop
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
MISSOURI VALLEY APPLES
GETTING QUALITY RECORE

Lincoln. Neb.. Aug. 2o.-That the APP,
pies grown along the Missouri rive,
from st. Joseph to Sioux City are
among the best ever grown and thai
they are such good keepers that they
are the last to be delivered from cold
storage in the spring, was the state.
ment made by the agent of a Chicago
firm who bought -fourths Of the
apple crop of Nebraska fruit growers
raised this season.
According to Secretary c. G. Mar,
shall of the Nebraska Fruit Growers
association three-fourths of the apple
crop has been sold for one-half more
than they ever received before. The
product was sold on the trees. The
remaing fourth of the crop will ba
placed in cold storage Secretary Mar
this year has not hurt tho orchards
which have been cultivated and
sprayed.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
PARDON BOARD REFUSES
LIBERTY TO HAYS

Lincoln. Neb.. Aug. 2o-Clifford L.
Hayes, coloied convict who formerly
hailed from Omaha, will continue to
penitentiary, if the recommendation of
the pardon board is followed by the
governor. The board has reported that
no pardon should be granted to the
man.
Hayes was convicted of shooting with
intent to kill. He was counting coll
ored girl but she found out that he
was a married man and that his wife
had never died and he had not oh
tanned divorce, 80 she refused his at
ter;tions He was angered SO that he
went to dance and took four shots
at her. but none OF the bullets struck
her. He was sentenced January IL,
1913. to serve from one to 20 years in
the penitentiary.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
AN OLD NURSE
Persuaded Doctor to Drink Postum

An old faithful nurse and an exper-
fenced doctor. are pretty strong COM
bination in favor of Postum. instead
Of tea and coffee.
The doctor said:
81 began to drink Postum five years
ago on the advice of an old nurse.
During an unusually busy winter.
between coffee, tea and overwork, l
became victim of insomnia. In q
month after beginning Postum. in
place of tea and coffee, could eat
anything and sleep as soundly as a
baby.
In three months had gained twen-
ty pounds in weight. now use Pos
tum altogether instead of tea and cot
fee; even at bedtime with a soda
cracker or some other tasty biscuit.
Having little tendency to Diabe-
ties. used small quantity of sacchar-
inc instead Of sugar. to sweeten with.
] may add that today tea or coffee are
never present in our house and very
many patients. on my advice. have
adopted Postum as their regular bev.
erage.
In conclusion I can assure anyone
that, as refreshing. nourishing and
nerve-strengthening beverage, there Is
nothing equal to Postum"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for booklet. THE
Road to MELVILLE"
Postum comes in two forms.
Regular (must be boiled).
Instant Postum doesn't require boil
Ing but is prepared instantly by stir
ring level teaspoonful In an ordinary
cup Of hot water, which makes it right
for most persons.
A big cup requires more and some
people who like strong things put In q
heaping spoonful and temper 1t with
large supply of cream.
Experiment until you know the
amount that pleases your palate and
have it served that way In the future.
There's q Reason" for Postum.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago, Aug. .-Cattle-Receipts 1900
Market steady to shade lower. Beeves,
s1.o0fi9-oo; Texas steers. ss.7501.70: west
crns. s6.2oG7s10; stockers and feeders So 40
MI.@o; cows ard helfers, s3.G0l1S.9O calves.
SS.0yfJ1l25
lIogs-Recelpis 2l.ooO. Market 5a1ec
higher for best. Bulk. s7.6O@s60: light
ssSous.le; lnixel, s735M9.c5; heavy, N2OGD
SIS. rough, 81. 3l!l7.50; pigs. S4.25IS. 10.
Sheep Receipts BLOOD Market strong
to 10c higher Natives, s3.75@4S0: west
crns. s4.ooa4.so: yearlings A.s5@5s5: lambs,
native s.. 40MI.75; westerns. S5.75I7.S0
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
Only a Trifle.

is it true that both your husband
and the man who lives next door to
you have failed in business?' Yes,
but Ned's failure isn't nearly SO bad
rs Mr.. MAYORS. He failed for fifty
cents on the dollar, while my husband
failed for only ten cents on the dol.
lar. Boston Transcript
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
SOUTH OMAHA LIVE STOCK.

South Omaha, Neb. Aug g.-Cattle-
Receipts. eco. Market. steady; native
steers, S.2oa9oo: cows and heifers, s5.58
SEQ; western steers. s6.a5M790; Texas
s55097C0; calves. $3.50.
Hogs-Rece!pts. 1900 Market, higher;
heavy, s7.6od1s5; light s7.s5Gs.5O; pigs.
S7.o0Ms.0O: bulk of sales, $7.Maf.s5.
Sheep Receipts. 5000. Market, steady;
yearlngs. s5.c0I5.75; wethers. s4.20a4 9tN:
lambs ST. 7GllT 60
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
MINNEAPOLIS GRAIN.

wheat-No hard. aOc: No northern.
SS9S9hsc; No. 1 northern rejected $50
Ssh.c: No | northern. choice. SOC: No
northern. se@s7tc: No. winter s4la@ssc;
NO durum, s71aass1sc, to arrive. SIC; No.
. dur.lm. s51sMsGl2c. to arrive Sic
Corn-No. 3 yellow, I3laMT4lac. To arrive.
72l.c: No. T. 7lE172c.
Oats No. 3 white. iou4oaac, to arrive.
4O,ac: No. 3. 3sn39c.
Barley -,5iM67c.
Flax sl.5o4ml.5ll., to arrive. sl4sAn
l.5ois.
Rye-6ism6sc. to arrive. 6a1ssc.
Receipts-M Minneapolis. today. rs cars;
year ago ls4 cars. Duluth. today. 81 cars.
year ago. none. Winnipeg. today. 80 cars;
year ago. IS ears.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
GERMANS TALK EXPOSITION.

Berlin, Aug. 2O-Discussion of the
German governments decision not to
participate in the Panama Pacific ex-
position, continues in the. newspapers
here. Herr Bellin, charm I'm of the
board Of directors of the Hamburg
line, in a statement pub
lished today, says he will do every
thing possible to bring the German
section of the exposition at San Fran
cisco into being without the assist
ancs Of the German government.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
sTockERs AND FEEDERS.
HOGS.

Sioux City Stock Yards. Sioux City. Ia.
Aug. 20. 2 p. m-Estimated receipts OF
hogs called for 1900 as against 5,5s3 yes
terday, $50 week ago, and 5.Sos the
corresponding day "A gear ago.
Spread In prices was from s735Ms. TO-
with bulk of the sales from s7.5oeI7.SO. and
an average cost at $50 and weight at
20 pounds, against spread of 81 io@
500, bulk of N5eu7..i, and a cost of s7.6l
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
GAGE COUNTY FARMERS
GET EXPERT ADVICE

Beatrice. Neb.. Aug. 2o.-"My advice
to farmers in Gage county is to cut
their corn and place 1t in a silo, un-
less there are some fields that. in their
opinion. will raise seed CROP" stated
Professor Lee of the state experiment
station, when addressing 200 farmers at
the Commercial club rooms
There are three alternatives in deal
ing with the corn crop when it is dried
up as it is in this part of the state
now" stated Professor Lee.
THE farmer may leave the crop in
the field and allow 1t to dry up or ma
ture and then turn the stock in the
field. This is not advisable this year.
however, as the corn which has not
matured on drying drops 1t leaves and
thereby loses considerable nutritive
material.
"Cut the crop just before it begins
to dry up and put in a shock or stacks
This plan saves more of the crop than
the first, but on account of the sur
face exposed. considerable amount is
spoiled.
1.-The third and best plan is to build
/, silo of some kind, cut the corn and
pack we'll in the silo."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
Usage vIoLlNlsT GOES TO
GERMANY FOR COURSE

Usage. Ia, Aug. 2O.-Bruce Lybarger,
of this place one of the most talented
students Of the violin in this section
of the state. has started for New York
city, from which place he will sail on
He will study the violin a year at
Berlin under Professor Mozar. Mr..
Lybarger is a graduate Of the music
department. Of Iowa State Teachers
college, at Cedar Falls.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
THREE DAYS CARNIVAL
SCHEDULED FOR HORNlCk

Hornick, la. Aug. Heterogeneous
have been completed for three days
carnival here on August rs, 29 and 80.
A company has been secured to put on
the attractions A baseball tournament
will be one of the features OF the car
nival. The schedule as arranged plans
for the Hornick team to meet three
rivals of long standing, on successive
days. Whiting on August 2S. Anthem
on August 20. and local team from
Sioux City on September g.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
OMAHA VOTERS REFUSE
GAS FRANCHISE EXTENSION

Omaha, Neb, Aug. 2O.-By the de-
cisive vote of 1850 to 4.127 the voters Of
Omaha yesterday declined to enter into
contract with the local gas company
for an extension of the latter's fran
chise to 1888. Under the terms of the
proposed franchise the company agreed
to reduce the price of gas to consum-
ers to 81 per 1000 and accept regula-
tive restrictions by the city council.
Only about three-fourths of the regis
tered voters took advantage of the op-
portunity to cast their ballots. The
fight both for and against has been a
bitter one and the personalities OF sew
eral members Of the city commission.
including Mayor James c. Dahlman.
entered into the campaign Those fa-
voring the franchise based their bids
for votes on the opportunity of secur-
Ing an Immediate reduction in the price
of gas from 31.15 to 81. Those opposed
to 1t claimed there was Joker in
the franchise which, in reality. would
tie the city up to public service cor
poration for 25 years. The present
franchise still has five years to run.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
The Tender SKIN OF Children

The Tender SKIN OF Children
is very sensitive to heat. Use Tyree's
Antiseptic Powder for all summer skin
affections. 1t quickly affords the little
sufferer relief. Csc at druggists or
sample sent free by j. S. Tyree,
Chemist. Washington. D. C.-Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
Poor Mans "Meat."

In the Woman's Home Companion.
iona Gale, writing an article entitled
Ethics and Cooks, says: THE family
of the legumes. the poor mans meat
the peas. beans, lentils and peanuts
are found next in Importance to
meat and eggs, with peanuts one Of
the best balanced foods available, and
a peanut butter sandwich is quite a.
nourishing as ham sandwich"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
Vain Prayers.

Aren't you going to say your
prayers, Willie?"
No, I'm not l am tired of pray.
ing for this family without getting
results. Life.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
Small Chance.

Small Chance.
Waiter! called the customer in
restaurant where an orchestra was
playing.
Yes, SIR
Kindly tell the leader of the or
chestra to play something sad and low
while dine. want to see If it will
have softening influence on this
steak"