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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-07-11

Does your wife want the vote? "
mo. She wants a larger town house villa on the
seacoast and new limousine every six months. II
be pleased most to death if she could fix her attention
on a small matter like the vote"-Washington Star
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-07-11

iff.-Washington Star.
"Does your wife the vote? "
NO She wants larger town house. a villa on the
seacoast, and limousine every six I'd
be pleased death if she could fix her attention
on small matter like the vote."-Washington Star
Father did mother accept you the first time you pro-
posed to herr"
Yes, my dear; but since then any proposal that
Free Press.
Mrs Youngwedd (shopping)-"Look at this new stove
with glass door in the oven Wonder what it's made
of glass for?"
Youngwedd-"It's make bread lighter 1 sup
pose."-Boston Transcript.
You ate all of your cake and Mabes too Tom.
ME said the mother.
"Yesm," replied Tommie
You'll be sick, child"
We'll, mother, see if anybody going be
sick didn't want it to be Mabel"-Yonkers Statesman.
I ate worm" said the little tot in the kindergarten
The teacher thinking that perhaps child had real
ly done such thing, warmly undesira
bity of the proceeding. Why think said as
final argument, how badly the worm felt to
have her little baby eaten up"
Il ate she's mamma, too" the triumphant reioin-
der that proved too much for the teacher-Harpers
Magazine.
Rastus had caught sambo redhanded
"Ahm gwine hab yo' arrested fob stealth NAH chick
yo Sambo Washin ton-dat's jess m gwne to
do" said Rastus.
60 ahead, niggah." retorted Sambo Go ahead and
hab me arrested Ah1 mex yo' prove yo' got dem
chickens yo'seff."-Harper's Weekly
who Webster" asked a member of the school
board "A statesman said boy. AN orator." said
another. But what is the captain
"A man who goes around making speeches." answered
small boy. That's just exactly right" said the gen.
tleman, smiling Now around making speeches once
in while, but I'm not statesman at all" Il know
spoke up bright little fellow It's man who goes
around making good speeches.'-Christian Register.
Here is story of Chicago who SAYS that
present marriage laws make the slave of man
said the squarejawed looked up from the
newspaper,
why don't they enforce the law then?"-meekly ask
ed Mr.. Henpecke.-Buffao Express.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-07-11
$40. ~~....
THEATRE
GUIDE

At the Murray.
July ATLAS Jimmy Valentine"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-07-11

Continued in Column Seyen)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-07-11

Father, did mother you the first time you pro-
posed to herr"
Yes, my dear but since then any proposal that
have made she has scornully rejected "-Detroit
Free Press.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-07-11

Mrs. Youngwedd (shopping)-"Look at this new
with the glass door in the Wonder what it's
of glass for?"
Youngwedd-"It's to make the bread lighter l
pose."-Boston Transcript
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-14

8 DEPUTY SMOKE INSPECTORS
FIRED FOR GRATING
Eight deputy city smoke inspectors
were found guilty of petty grating
by the civil service commission and
were discharged. It was found that
the accused men accepted gifts of
meat, shoes, neekties, railroad passes
and small amounts of money.
Protection was given violators of
the city smoke ordinance in return
for these faVors.
The eight discharged men are:
Philip ]. Welsh, 1868 Perry av.
William F. OLoughlin, 6837 An
thony aV.
Daniel J. Sullivan, 1924 Saginaw
av.
Dennis B. Sullivan, 1922 Bishop st.
Walter G. Lane, 768 Waveland av.
James E. Bish, 1921 South Wa
bash aV.
A. B. Delthony, 1906 Bissen st.
Daniel P. Shea, I'll Sibley st.
John L: Sheridan, 1888 Prairie ave-
nue., was eXOnerated.
Six firms were named in the tes-
timony as ones who gave presents to
the inspectors. Among them was
Sears-Roebuck of which julius Ros-
enwald, the well-known ice water
merchant, is president In this case
philanthrophy took the form of
shoes.
Other firms and the presents they
gave are:
Miller & Hart gave the inspectors
hams and bacon.
Sears, Roebuck & Co., of which
Julius ROsenwaId is the president,
gave the inspectors shoes.
Carter & Holmes contributed neck
+fou
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-08-14

TO PROBE-WFIAT is BELIEVED TO
BE BABY TRAFFIC ~
An investigation into what is be-
GeVed to be baby traffic was. ordered
by Judge Uhlir as a result of disclOs-
ures in the case of Clara Mohr, who,
it is alleged, fOisted a newly-bOrn in
FAINT, not her own, on her husband.
Mrs. Mohr, 25 years old, living at
% S. Halsted street, was arrested on
a charge of delinquency. 1t is alleged
that she procured a baby at the
American Hospital and tried to palm
it off on her husband as her own.
Mrs. Jennie Jugurich, 625 West
Taylor street, the mother of the in
FAINT, assisted in dispOsing of it. Mrs.
MOhr declared that she received $110
for accepting the child, and involved
a woman physician, Elizabeth M.
COnnOrs, TAP West Congress street, .
to whom she said she paid all except
$40 of the money.
The physician denied any cOnnec-
ton with the case and denied that a
receipt for $1OO bearing her sigma
ture was in her handwriting.
The agent between Dr. COnnOrS,
Mrs. Mohr and the mother is alleged
to be Mrs. Josephine Locasio, who
did not appear in court.
Judge UhIir has ordered the states
attorney to make a thorough inves-
tigation and says he will make an in
vestigation of his cwn when he
comes back from his vacation, as he
is of the opinion that it is easier to
get babies than puppies in Chicago.
CAME TO WED-GoT 90 DAYS
Milwaukee, Wis, Aug. .14.-"Judge,
1 come up here to get married Fri
day. said Miss Fay Coe, who states
that she lives in Springfield, H.
Fridays an unlucky day" said the
Judge. "Sixty days" Fay was
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-15

eye. He took the same ropes that Coppcrhead
had prepaid for him, bound Coppcrhcad
tight hand and foot and gagged his mouth:
then he carried and drug the bad man away
down through the laurcls and hid him in a
cave that he happened to find. And as soon
as he could see 10 find his way Doc he went
and got the Sheriff
YOU see" the little doctor explains to me
and my wife afterwards, 81 kmowed I'd
git robbed when | set out that mornin' to
look for Coppcrhead Sewers. SO doctorcd
the flask O whisky | tool; along SOS it would
make Sewers so sick that he'd have to send
for me. 1t was jest a chanst that caused
him to think that Tone DcSsloc had pizencd
him, and 1t made it easier for me. The sec
ond dose O medicine give Sewers, a course.
was heavy dope. ] was too wise to give
him that on the start, accuse knowed he'd
suspect me at first
And every door in the mountains was
throwed wide open to little Dr. Thaver when
the people found out that he'd done what
nobody else could do. Maybe the pthccrv
didn't fade too,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-06-15
DIVING DEPTHS

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The Winslow mail., 1913-04-26

a finer grade of mutton. This
meat ranks next to beef in
strength-building qualities and is
high in food value for manual
work; at the same time it is a
light meat food, delicate in flaw
or and the easiest of all to digest.
These excellent reasons, com
bined with the cogent one of
cheaper prices should cause NUT
ton to appear frequently on our
tables, yet the public keeps on
demanding porterhouse steaks
and other cuts of which there is
only a very limited supply.
The Winslow mail., 1913-04-26

good. About a
year o go W e
II e q T d OF DR..
Miles Nervine,
and it certainly
Il a s proved a
blessing to our
little girl. She is
II o w apparently
cured and is en-
joying the best
of health. 1t IS
over a year since
she has had a
fit. We cannot
sneak too highly
The Winslow mail., 1913-04-26
Notice of Hearing Petition.

In the Superior Court, State of
Arizona, in and for Navajo Com-
ty. in the matter of the estate of
Nestor Jaramillo, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that
William A Parr has filed in this
Court his petition for Letters of
Administration of the estate of
Nestor Jaramillo, deceased, and
that the same will be heard on
Saturday, the 10Th day of April
A. D. 1913, at 10 O'Clock in the
forenoon Of said day, at the
courtroom of said Court, in Hol-
brook, County of Navajo, State
of Arizona, and all persons inter-
ested in said estate are notified
then and there to appear and
show cause, if any they have,
why the prayer of said petitioner
should not be granted.
Dated April 7th, 1918.
w. 3. WOODS,
Clerk.
The Winslow mail., 1913-04-26
DR.. Miles Nervine

is one of the best remedies known
for this affliction. 1t has proven
beneficial i'll thousands of cases
and those who have used it have
the greatest faith in it. 1t is not
"cure-all,' but reliable remedy
for nervous diseases. You need
not hesitate to give it a trial.
Sold by all Druggists. " the hrss
bottle falls to benefit your money is
returned
MILES MEDICAL CO, EIkhsrt. ind
The Winslow mail., 1913-04-26
Found a Cure for Rheumatism.

"[ uttered with rheumatism
for Two years and could not get
my right hand to my mouth for
that lengthof time, writes Lee
l.. Chapman, Mapleton, Iowa.
II suffered terrible pain 50 |
could not sleep or lie still at
night. Five years ago | began
using Cbamberlaln's Liniment
and in two months | was we'll
and have not suffered with rheu'
matism since" For sale by all
dealers. !
The Winslow mail., 1913-04-26
some REASONS WHY
BEEF PRICES SOAR

OOANA
modities, some expert comment
on meat is in order. All the large
packing companies are now con-
Quoting an educational campaign
among stock raisers, with a view
to decreasing the slaughter of
calves. In its recent year book
one of these companies, in an
able editorial, said in part:
Zone of the most effective
methods of increasing the beef
supply of the country and there
by lessening the prevailing high
prices of beef would be the re-
striction of the sale Of veal.
The United States is the great
est veal-consuming country in the
world. It's demand for veal is so
great that the number of calves
slaughtered has increased 100 per
cent in the past decade. In the
United States during 1911 there
were slaughtered s. 900. 900
calves. These 8,000,000 calves
did not average over seventy.
pounds. If they had been allowed
ID live one year they would have
averaged 600 pounds of good beef
and would have given to the
country 1890, 900, 900 pounds of
beef instead Of only $50, 900, 900
pounds of meat. According to a.
conservative estimate, this four
billion odd pounds would furnish
a city of 350,00 people with it's
total meat supply for over fifty
years. This gives some idea of
the country's immediate loss of
beef supply by the slaughter of
calves.
South America is, or was pre-
viously, a close second to the
United States in the consumption
of veal. This country long since
recognized the danger in Destroy
ing the basis Of futue beef pro-
ductions and took measures for
the conservation of the live stock
industry. Laws were enacted
making it an offense subject to a
severe penalty to slaughter fe-
male calves, heifers or COWS I'M
der six years of age. The pur-
pose of these laws was to in
crease the breeding herds.
''The results have been alto
gether beneficial and in no sense
deleterious. Veal and baby beef
are still found on the menus in
South America. In fact, there is
a greater abundance of those
meats, because the law has now
been in effect long enough to
produce two or three times as
many calves as there were form
erly.
This country would like to see
some such laws enacted in the
United States. In this they are
not alone. All through the coun-
try there has been an awakening
to the necessity of laws limiting
the ruthless slaughter of calves.
Papers in agricultural dis
tricts lament the short-sighted-
ness of the farmer who continues
to raise feed but kills the young
animal that should be eating the
feed.
Town papers prophesy that
at the rate that calves are being
sent to the packing houses the
heads of cattle will soon be thin
ned to such a point that the OPP
erations of local packing houses
will be seriously impaired. Every
where there is a growing senti-
ment for the preservation of the
calf.
Every individual is a creature
of habit. The great American
public, like the individuals of
which it is composed, is a crea-
ture of habit. This public has
formed the habit of eating chiefly
roast beef and beefsteak, and it's
The Winslow mail., 1913-04-26

Of DR.. Miles Nervine.''
MRS. FRANK ANDERSON.
Comfrey, MINI.
Thousands of children in the
United States who are suffering
from attacks of epilepsy are
burden and sorrow to their parents.
who would give anything to restore
health to the sufferers.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-10-17
Folev Kidney Pills Relieve

promptly the suffering due to weak. in.
active kidneys and painful bladder action.
They offer powerful help to nature
in building up the true excreting kid
ney tissue, in restoring normal action
and in regulating bladder Irregularities
Try them
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-10-17
LESSON FOR ARDENT SWAIN
Startling Experience Cures Him Of
Making Love to Maidens
at Balls.

1t happened at a public ball. he
was man of serious intentions ana
numerous attentions, and she was
rich and weddable. They sat in the
hall under the stairway. 1t was
nook for lovers. There was not a
soul in sight and, and he thought his
golden opportunity had arrived. Down
he topped on his knees, and clasped
her hand.
Dear one," he whispered. not very
loud but loud enough, II have loved
YOU with the whole strength and
ardour of mans nature when 1t is
reused by all that Is pure and good
and lovely In woman, and ! can nc
longer restrain my pent-up feelings
I must tell you what Is in my heart
and assure you that never yet has
woman heard from my lips the Sc
crets that are throbbing and"
lust then a rustic was heard or
the stairs above them and a caro-
fastened to thread swung down and
dangled not two inches from the low
er's nose. On 1t were these porten
tous words:
.Tm a bit of c liar myself"
Then the awful truth flashed upor
him. and he fed. As he went out O
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-10-17
the door, sixteen girls from the head
Ct the stairs sent sixteen laughs out
into the damp night after him. He
makes no love at balls now.
Marine Telescope.

Make an oblong narrow box out OF
four pieces of quarterback BOARD about
two feet long by sixteen inches wide
and fit a piece Of clear, clean glass
across one end, held in place by brass
headed tacks, driven into the wood
and overlapping the glass. Fill all the
cracks with sealing wax to keep 0ul
the light Then plunge the glass enc
two or three inches into the water anC
look through the open end This sim
pie marine telescope is made On the
principle of the more elaborate glasses
through which to look at the famous
gardens under the sea near the Gaia
lima islands. Herald.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-10-17

teacher in college, and that you were
graduated from his college. Don't you
think 1t marvellous, this claim OF Fran,
who says thar her father, when a
young man, went to live with cousin
who was college professor, and that
he was graduated from that college?
And she says that her fathers father
! was a rich man-just as yours was
! and that the cousin Is dead-just as
yours is"
! At these piercing words, Gregory
bowed his head to conceal his agita-
ton. Could it be possible that she
had guessed all and yet, in spite of all,
could use that tone of kindness? 1t
burst upon him that if he and she
could hold this fatal secret in common,
they might, in sweetest comradeship,
form an alliance against fate itself
She persisted: "The account that
Fran gives of her father is really your
own history. What does that show?'
He spoke almost in whisper. MY
| friend and | were much alike" Then
he looked up swiftly to catch a look
Of comprehension by surprise, If such
look were there.
Grace smiled coolly. "But hardly
Identical, l presume. Don't you see
that Fran has invented her whole
story, and that she didn't have enough
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-10-17
SAGE TEA DARKENS GRAY
HAIR TO ANY SHADE. TRY IT!
Keep Your Locks Youthful, Dark,
Glossy and Thick With Common
Garden Sage and Sulphur.

When you darken your hair with
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can
tell, because it's done SO naturally, so
evenly. Preparing this mixture,
though, at home is mussy and trouble
some For so cents you can buy at
any drug store the ready-to-use tonic
called "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy" You just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at time. BY morn.
ing all gray hair disappears, and. after
another application or two, your hair
becomes beautifully darkened, glossy
and luxuriant. You. will also dts
cover dandruff is gone and hair has
stopped falling.
Gray, faded hair, though no dis.
grace, is a sign of old age, and as we
all desire youthful and attractive ap-
pearance, get busy at once with Wy
eth's Sage and Sulphur and look years
younger.-Adv.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-10-17
'CASCARETS" FOR
SLUGGISH LIVER
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biIiousneSS or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10.cent boy now.

Turn the rascals out-the headache.
biliousness, indigestion, the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions of men and women take q
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach.
Don't put in another day OF distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightene you
out by morning. They work willis
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means a clear head,
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1913-10-17

imagination to keep from copying
after your biographical sketch IN the
newspaper? l don't believe she is
your friends daughter. don't be-
lieve you could ever have liked the
father of a girl like Fran-that he
could have been your intimate friend"
"Well-" faltered Gregory. But why
should he defend Fran?
"Mr. Gregory" she asked, as If what
she was about to say belonged to what
had gone before, would 1t greatly in
convenience you for me to leave your
employment"
He was electrified. Grace! lncon-
yenience me!-would you--could )"
81 have not decided-not yet
Speaking of being yoked with unbe-
lievers-I have never told you that Mr..
Robert Clinton has wanted me to mar
ry him. AS long as he was outside Of
the church, of course 1t was impos
sibIe. But now that he Is converted
"Gracen groaned the pallid listener
HE would like me to go with him
to Chicago"
"But you couldn't love Bob Clinton
he isn't worthy of you, Grace. It's
impossible. Heaven knows I've had
disappointments enough" He start
ed up and came toward her, his eyes
glowing. "Will you make my lite a
complete failure, after all?"
Love him." Grace repeated calmly.
This is merely a question of doing
the most good. | know nothing about
love"
"Then let me teach you. Grace,
let"
"Shall we not discuss it?" she said
gently. THAT is best, think. II de-
eide to marry Mr. Clinton, ! will tell
you even before ! tell him. don't
know what shall choose as my best
course"
But, Grace! What could ! do7-
! without"
"Shall we just agree to say no more
about it,? she softly interposed THAT
| is wisest until my decision is made
We were talking about Fran--do you
think this good opportunity for Mrs
Gregory to attend services? Fran can
stay with Mrs Jefferson"
Il have no doubt" he said, still agi
tated, that my wife would find 1t easy
enough to go to church, If she really
| wanted to go"
MIR. Gregory" she reproved him.
WELL" be cried, somewhat defiant
ly, don't you think she could so, il
she wanted to-"
| WELL" Grace answered slowly
"this girl viii leave her without an,
ANY excuse"
i "Oh, Miss Grace, If my wife were
oniy-like you'll mean. about goint
[ to church,