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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
Geography Of Liquor.

Mayor Gaynor discussing city gov
eminent in his wonted Illuminating
and brilliant way, said in New York:
I'VE must not have one reform law
for the rich and another for the poor,
It is as bad for the millionaire to gam
BILE in his club as for the laborer To
gamble in a stuss joint. 1t is as bad
to become intoxicated on champagne
as on mixed ale. -
Too many reformers, so-called,
think that when a a is drunk on
Fifth avenue he is iii, and when d
man Is i'll on Third Avenue he Is
drunk" p.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
Her Ship Came In.

The mother, a widow with six chill.
dren, had more energy than money.
Little Dot asked frequently for things
which her mother could not give.
Just wait till my ship comes in"
she would say assuredly.
One day the mother gave Dot a
nickel. 1t was an unheard Of hap.
pening. -7
Has you ship come in?" the lit,
tie girl asked eagerly.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
seIf-AppreeIatIon

How do you know your speech
made such a profound impression
asked the doubling friend. There
wasn't very much cheering" ~
That's just the point" replied SEN
ator Sorghum. II am one OF the ora
tors to whom my constituents would
rather listen than hear themselves APP
plaud." . ..r".'- -
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
Distinction

What have you ever done to claim
distinction? In other words, what
have you ever done that was original
or out of :rse ordinary"
Il once had a part in the actual
transfer of several shares of stock
on the New York exchange"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
A WeakHna.

II am sorry to say" remarked the
young wife, that my husband seems
to lack initiative and decision"
What has caused you to think so?"
her friend asked. -,
II have to suggest it every time
when he asks for a raise in salary.
and then he hesitates for a long time
about doing It," ,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
They Were Surprised.
From the Houston Post.

"Jinks, who has Just returned from
a years globe ?trotting, is very wroth
at the local paper"
''Why?"
"Oh, the editor wrote a column ar
ticle about him which he claims ended,
His many friends were surprised that
he ia unchanged but the compositor
left the C. out of unchanged"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

Wished to Break the Record.
There's something uncanny about
that lawyer"
"Why?"
when his client was defeated he
didn't make a motion for a new
trial
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
Keeplnu Her Word.

Josephine-Do you know to whom
Stella is engaged?
Margaret-Yes, but I promised I
would not tell. However, l don't
think there'l be any harm in my writ
ing his name on a piece Of paper for
you.-Satire. \
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

my breath was
short and / had
chills and back
ache. / took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return OF the
p~alpitations. Am
now So years old,
able to do lots OF
manual labor. am
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
Quite a Good Plan.

Mrs. wombat Is quite a resourceful
woman"
LAS 60 how?"
"She never can remember on which
end to indorse q check, so she indorses
EN- on both ends, and really the idea
works very well" ,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

To Her Incredible, Otherwise.
He-My brother is making more
money than he can spend.
She-Goodness! Where's he work
ing, In the mint?
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
New Use for the Hyphsn,

A teacher In a lower grade was in.
structing her pupils in the use of a hy-
phen. Among the examples given by
the children was the word '~bird-cage."
That's right" en~couragingly re-
marked the teacher. Now, Paul, tell
me why we put a hyphen in bird
cage"
TITS for the bird to sit on" was the
startling rejoiner.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

, DR.. w. J.. Morgan is In New York adj
vocating q worlds fair to be held on
the sites of Tyre and Sidon to aid in
the ~rejuvenation OF the Holy Land.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
Hes Net a Chicken Fancler.

He's Not a Chicken FancIer.
Speaking Of chickens a funny man
writing in Puck says:
They are the most dadbusted. I'M.
certainest creatures that walk the fam.
lily acre. Almost everybody tries 70
raise chickens at one time or another
Looks ~easy--that's the deceiving part
Of II. ..-.%
And II Is easy after you learn one
thing. Little chickens don't know
anything, medium sized chickens don't
know anything. II there is any change
Of an intellectual nature as the size
increases the big ones know less, II
possible, than the little ones.
III there is a wire partition In your
pen with an open door at n end the
chickens will try to plunge through
the wire instead of going around and
walking through the door"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
One of Our Own.

From the WdShlnBtOn Herald.
1.-THE Countess of Bunk is coming
over, but fears she won't be able to
stand the noise and rush OF America
very long" ~ Bs.. .
"She has changed. She stood II for
SO years, until her daddy struck cop
per In Montana" ..as
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

Black Record.
There goes a man Of dark deeds"
Bless us! What does he do"
Puts in coal"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

Constipation causes many serious diseases.
1t Is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce'S
Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative, three for
cathartic. ADV.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
TIRED BLOOD
AFFECTS THE AGED

Copyright 1913 by the Tonitives Coz
Aged persons are susceptible to
Paralysis, Apoplexy, Poor Circulation,
ETC., az a result Of Tired Blood Condi-
tons, which tend to harden the
arteries. Now what is the best safe
swnKIR1pvVyr~ guard Of the
WkI1vES soundness of the
&Scr,rIs:St .Sss ,o1 arteries II it IL
not in the steady
fow OF perfect blood through them?
unimpaired arteries, Perfect Diges-
ton, and a constant sure elimination
Of waste products, are the best guar
antee Of a healthful and peaceful old
age. Tonitives are offered az an aid
in securing these fundamental conGI-
tons. 75c. per box OF dealers or by
mail. The Tonitives. Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

Women who marry for a home pay
big rent.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.

I took about 6 boxes Of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which ]. had suffered for S years. I
had dizzy spells, my eyes puffed,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

Anyway, the wise man is less Of q
fool than the average.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09
The Distinction,

"Pd marry a man not OF words, but
Of deeds" * ra-
80 would l. II they were title
deeds" .-a
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

Advice is like a bitter pill-easy &c
give but uneasy to take, :.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

When a gets fat It doesn't
broaden her mind.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

Duluth is discussing the ~adyisabilsty
o& charter revision.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

guard Of the
~soundness of the
arteries IL 1t IL
not in the steady
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1913-01-09

ing
rem.
+ery.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26
COBB AND DOUGLAS
DELIVER LECTURES
Better Wheat" Movement
i'm County Launched at
Meeting Today.

The first of the series of lectures
by Morris Douglas, of Flat Rock, Ind,
and County Agricultural Agent A. ..
Cobb were given this morning at the
farm of o. Fl. Young. Douglas is a
practical farmer and platform
speaker on agricultural subjects. The
lectures are being given with the
view of instituting more spirit in the
better wheat" movement. All phases
of wheat growing were discussed at
this mornings meeting and this after
noon similar lectures were given by
the officials at the farm of II. r. Rob-
inson.
The lectures will be given in all
parts of the county under the super
vision of the county agent. Mr..
Douglas is a representative Of Purdue
university and it is under the auspices
of that institution that the lectures
are being given.
Cobb reports increasing interest in
the scientific farming movement and
is doing everything in his power to
make farmers realize the difference
between ordinary farming and farm
ing done in a scientific manner.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26

What kind of a fair any particular
town should have is something that
must be determined by local condi-
tons. Not long ago the boards of
trade of two New Jersey towns, 25
miles apart, decided to have fairs.
New Brunswick, the smaller city,
frankly and wisely decided to make
their fair a gay and brilliant, and
somewhat frothy attraction, such
celebration as the Italians would call
a Fiesta" To bring people to New
Brunswick from any considerable dis
lance it was recognized that attrac-
tons such as pageants, fireworks and
other amusement features must be
used as bait
Newark, on the other hand, one of
the fifteen largest cities in America,
could afford to be more dignified and
substantial in giving its fair In 9th
er words, as a city of the first rank,
it needed little beyond special rail
road rates to draw crowds because of
its permanent attractions. So it's fair
took the form of an industrial exposi-
ton, in which the variety, scope and
Importance of Newarks industries
were shown for two weeks and an ap-
peal was made to the civic pride of the
city's own inhabitants as we'll as to
the interest of visitors.
Both fairs were successful in bring
ing large numbers of visitors to their
respective towns and laying the foun-
dations for a wider extension of the
wholesale and retail trade of both
communities.
Even the smallest town can have
successful fair if it is put on as truly
cooperative enterprise, with every
public-spirited citizen pulling togeth
err to make it a success.
One of the things the commercial
organization in your town can do for
your town if it has your support and
the support of all the rest of the pub
lic-spirited citizens. is to bring to your
town the prestige and influence the
advertising and trade that a properly
managed fair always brings.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26

Public Sale of Real Estate,
Thursday, August %, 1907
Ridge street, consisting of a
2-story, Groom frame house,
we'll painted, porch, fine we'll
of water, in good condition,
all around, lot 35x14O, adjoin-
ing lot 4Ox14O. This is fine
building lot, cement side
walks, right on car line, ad-
joining school house, in the
best residence part of Fair
view. Don't fail to investi-
gate this if you are in the mar
ket for a home or investment.
For further particulars, call
at residence, where every
courtesy will be shown, or see
the Colonial Auct. Co., Rob-
ert B. Hough, J. R. MacDon-
aid, AuctioneerS.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26
A Municipal Exposition
BY LEO l.. REDDING.
Copyright, 1918. by Town Develop
ment COmpanYO

Copyright, 1913. by Town Develop
ment Company
The very oldest of all methods of
town development is the fair The
earliest records of history tell of the
great fairs that once year drew the
people from hundreds of miles around
to the ancient cities to buy and sell.
Today the custom still persists in
every part of the world. The great
fair of Nizhmiy-Novgorod has spread
the fame of that Russian city through
out civilization and far into the semi
civilized corners of the world. The
Chinese and the Hindus, the Germans,
French and Italians-every race and
every nation still does a very large
part of it's trading at fairs, Among
American cities the fair, in one form
or another, is becoming more and
more popular as a means not only of
stimulating trade for the moment, but
of building up a permanent reputation
for the town and its merchants.
This increase in the popularity of
the fair, as a regular annual semi-an-
nual or even quarterly enterprise, on
tuS part OF the lOWU, mas resulted
largely from the increase in the num-
Der of community ORGANIZATIONS
boards of trade, chambers of COM
MERGE commesgia clubs-in which
the cities have united to boost their
towns. We don't refer to them usu-
ally as fairs, any more, but that is
what they are, whether they are like
Portland's FESTIVAL of Roses Seat
ties Golden Potlach," Pasadena S
Tournament of Roses" Denver's
Festival of Mountain and Plain"
Omaha's "Ak-Sar-Ben." Cincinnati's
'It-An-NicNic, New Orleans "Mardi
Gras," st. Louis Feast of the Yelled
Prophet" Detroit's "Cadillaqua," Ro-
chester's industrial Exposition" or
Asbury Parks Baby Show
Whatever the name. whether it is
called a street fair a carnival or an
exposition. the fair plays a big part
in the work of town development ev.
arywhere,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26
Diarrohea Quickly Cured

Il was taken with diarrhoea and
Mr.. Yorks, the merchant here, per-
suaded me to try a bottle of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. After taking one dose of it
was cured. 1t also cured others that
gave it to-" writes NJ. E. Gebhart,
Oriole, Pa That is not at all unusual.
An ordinary attack of diarrhoea can
almost invariably be cured by one or
two doses of this remedy. 1t is one
of the most successful preparations
that has been discovered Thousands
have testified to its value. For sale
by all dealers
Advertisements
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26

A report, correct in the most minute
detail, is sent in each day and the
inspection covers the track, ties, etc,
road bed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26
INSPECTION OF
TRACK GOES ON
palladium SpeciaD

NEW PARIS, Ohio, Aug. 26.-M. J.
Cunningham, who has reached New
Madison in his inspection of the Penn
sylvania tracks, spent Sunday here
with his family. The inspection COW
ers the tracks between Columbus and
Indianapolis ana Mr.. Cunningham has
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26
LOST
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT.

State of Indiana, Wayne County, IS:
NOTICE is hereby given that the un-'
dersigned has been appointed by the
Wayne circuit court. administrator of
the estate OF Mary J. Brokamp. de-
ceased. late OF Wayne county. Indiana.
Said estate is supposed to be solvent
DICKINSON TRUST co.
Administrator.
Harlan & Hoelscher. Attorneys-
aug. IS; Sept. -1-s)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26
NOTICE
County Council Meeting.

County Council Meeting.
Notice is hereby given that the
Wayne County Council will hold its
regular annual meeting on Tuesday
and Wednesday. September 2 and Q,
1913, for the purpose Of fixing the rats
of the county tax levy and making ap-l
preparations.
rAwr,rAM knak4s~
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-08-26
WANTED

SHOE REPAIRING-Work guaranteed.
The New Shoe Shop, 405 \. D. 26-7
UMBRELLAS repaired and recovered
405 North D. est
SEE ]. E. RHODES, janitor. Masonic
Temple. for new honey at Is CSC
per pound. 26-3t
TO LOAN-Two thousand dollars at
6 per cent on first mortgage. Benz.
G. Price Co. Colonial bldg 26-2t
WANTED-Place on farm b. an ex-
perienced hand, Address w F.,
care Palladium. 26-2t
WANTED-Boiler makers, familiar
with tank and sheet iron work. APP
ply at the Office of the Buckeye
Boiler Co, 1917 McLain street, Day
ton, Ohio. 26-3t
Observation-Disclosures room for
light housekeeping. by lady. Ad-
dress NJ B, care Palladium. 1t
WANTED-Positfon to do housework
in small family. Address Ada, care
Palladium. 26-2t
WANTED-Waitress and dishwasher
al Reid Memorial Hospital. 1858
WANTED-Middle aged woman to do
housekeeping. Telephone 1905. or
call q S. 18th st, 26-1
WANTED-A good proposition for
man of ability. Must be self-propell-
ing. One already employed prefer
red. A salary proposition. Address
w. O. Love, Newcastle. Ind. 26-3t
ashings. 50 and % cents.
14th and G streets. 26-2t
NOTICE-Fau term opens Tuesday,
September ,. at the Richmond Bust
ness College. 25-7t
.CIDER MADE Tuesday and
Fridays. Phone 5127D. 2S-'
WANTED-Every young person who
desires TO prepare for Office work,
TO get full information concerning
our FAN Term. which opens Tues
day. September .. Address. phone
or call at RICHMOND BUSINESS
COLLEGE. 25-+t
WANTED-Nursing in confinement,
or old people. Reasonable prices.
Answer S. l. w, care Palladium.
2l-4t
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-04-10


commissioner OF sea ana shore hsh-
cries.
Section one of chapter forty-one of the
Revised Statutes, as amended by chap
ter sixteen of the public laws of nineteen
hundred five. is hereby amended by add
ing to said section the following
He shall keep RECORD OF all pfosecu-
tons in Violations of this chapter the
names of persons firms prosecuted,
the fines imposed and collected in each
case, and the final disposition of the
the @ovelnoII. SO that said section as
amended shall read as follows:
Section l. The governor with the ad,
vice and consent OF me S eoun nell, sna .Il
general supervision of the sea and shore
fisheries and shell fish regulated by this
chapter and shall hold ms once Tor three
years and until his successor is appoint
ed and qualified. lie shall exercise su-
pervision over all the fisheries and their
products taken from tide waters within
mcnt of All laws relating to catching,
packing, curing, manufacturing. brand
ing and Transportation of all kinds of
picked salt, smoked fresh, canned,
frozen shell or other fish. He shall make
a detailed biennial report IN the month
Of December, showing the amount Of
capital invested in, number OF men en-
,,]oved in value OF products Of, ana amy
other information that he may be able
10 obtain relating t" the sea and shore
fisheries, excepting the sardlne 1iShery,
concerning which no statement or eStl-
n;.ta Of the number of cases packed
shan be made He shall keep a record
of an prosecutions in violations Of this
charter: the names of persons or Trims
prosecuted the tiue4i imposed and col
Iecte,l IN each case, and the final dispo-
stion of the same. and submit the same
in report to the governor Approved
Marci Il. 1872
Chapter 1872.
An Act in relation to the title 10 islands
beioNgiuG TO the state.
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~
q. reasonable notice by publica
III parties interested an oppor-
he heard thereon before com.
such construction. Except as
ln section tWenty-three the
lnu of state highways shall be
,,aollY from the proceeds of the
.d issue herein provided for
proceeds of the aggregate OF
Is shall be expended equitably
81 various counties. Whenever
TON on State highways is COM
. any county it shall be contin-
-e4 highway until an improved
1t at least seven miles is COM
until it connects with another
section of State highway, SC
.samhined sections constitute an
way at least seven miles III
e. state highways shall be con-
..5iutained under the direction
..l If the commission at the
...rc, as hereinafter provided
ute and the town in which the
located. the charge Z. against
Tor maintenance of It's state
snail he the actual cost o.
romance but not exceeding an
sixty dollars per mile per an
thu, commission may III respect
ami to such towns such imam
lance as it deems advisable.
-fors Of this section shall APP
..4 Hose state highways CON
md improved by the state un-
.,t md to such other portions
sad State highways, to the
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-04-10


of schools upon the forms prescribed by
HIM all facts relative to said union and
employment of a superintendent. An
nually upon the first day OF April and
en- said chairman and secretary, shall
make return of 4 sia!.ar certificate.
pom approval of said certificate the
superintendent SO employed shall "a
presentation q. proper vouchers receive
monthly out of the sam Appropriate /
fer superinteEdence az towns cJmpris;le.
school unions and out Of any moneys in
the treasury not otherwise appropra, :
ed that said paragraph Whrl
amended sha!l read A. follows:
Section. ~. |. The chairman and sec
npon thu election of a superintendent of
schools as provided By section forty-one
Of this chapter. certify unae- t.t.L /,
the State superintendent If schools
upon the forms prescribed by him al
facts relative 10 said union and emf
pioyment Of superintendent. Annual
ly upon the first day of April ana when
ever Il new SUPERINTENDENT is ch,i$ "A
said chairman and secretary shall mako
return OF similar certificate. Upon
approval ~ SAID certificate the SUPER
iEteHdent 50 employed HhlN pre- ell
tatton Of proper vouchers !ecclVr mont h.
~ out of The sum appropriated for So
permit 3ll2nre nf tuHls cCnlp:iS.u 5
school unions and ont Of ANY pne!s in
the treasury not otherwise appropriated
= sum equal to tWIo" ;Ilc - gregata sum
paid by the towns comprising, ,lie union.
provided that the al!i'.unt - paid for
the benefit of q single union Of toWnS
shall not exceed eight hundred dollars
in one year, and provided furthr. that
the annual appropriation fnc payments
under This net shah he dedu' ed from
sat" school funds
Section ). Section fortN-three Of char-
ter fifteen 81 the Revised sta rs
amended by chapter one hundred one %.
seven. is hereby further amended
denomin"ting said section para
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1913-04-10


An .ci to Hlnenu Sections foriy-one,
tnrty-tvo iurty-three and fort v-follr
Of ,'hapte.. fifteen of the Revised stat
ut.:. A. amended. relating to the EN-
psoYm-it Of Supprint endents of towns
comprising school unions
Section l. Sect ~ lorty-ulle of chap
ter 1ftpen of the Revised Statutes as
anru,iei by CHAPTER one huntr,d one of
the public laws of nineteen hundred
seven and as amended hv chpPter one
hundred TWENTY-FIVE II M. public laws
of nineteen hundred nine. is hereby
furthec amended by adding after the
word town in the tenth line thereof
tha words Including the minimum NUM-
bcl. of visits t. be made each term to
each school, 50 that said section when
amended shall read as follows:
Section A. The school committees of
the towns COMPRISING a union shall form
el Joint committee. and for the purpose )
of This section and tile four foIln,yinp-
sections. said ioiut committee. shall he
held TO be the :sgeuts Of each town com
prising the union. Said Joint commit
lee shall meet annually al a d4v and
place agreed upon by the chlir,1en of
the committees of the several towns
comprising. the union, and shall organ