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MARKET IS STEADY
At CLOSING HOUR

NEW YORK, Oct. 31.-Stocks were
under pressure at the opening today,
and although changes as a rule were
small. virtually the entire active list
was below yesterdays close. Union
Pacific was the most susceptible to
pressure of the leaders, and opened
a point lower. The New Haven con-
vertibles touched new low point
at 1O3Ss.
o. m.--The market held its ground
well in the face of q ten per cent.
money rate, less by the banks to the
sub treasury of 100000 and expec-
tation Of an unfavorable bank state
tnent tomorrow High carrying
charges automatically stopped buy
ing, but the bears were timid in
pressing their advantage in view Of
the apparent scarcity of stocks
around the low levels.
Weak spots were uncovered again
and the market yielded, despite some
relaxation in the call money rate
Pressure was not very effective out
side Of Reading. but the Discrimination
manifested TO take stocks, except at
concessions, had a disquieting intiu-
ence
3 D. m.-The market closed steady.
Earlier decline in prices was regarded
as having pretty we'll discounted the
developments in the money market,
and room shorts accordingly began
to pick up stocks before the session
ended. This buying impaired re-
newed firnness to the final opera
lions, although the persistent selling
out OF Mexican petroleum was not
liked
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Vigorous Men
and Women are
i'm Demand


II your ambition has left you. your
happiness Is gone forever unless you
take advantage Of Menk's magnifi-
cent offer TO refund your money IL
Wendelrs Ambition Pills do not put
your entire system in fine condition
and give you the energy and vigor
you have lost.
Be ambitious. be strong. be vigor-
Gus. Bring the rudy glow of health
to your cheeks and the bright sparkle
that denotes perfect manhood and
.<romanhood to your eyes.
Wendell's Ambition Pills. the great
nerve tonic. can't be beat for that
tired feeling. nervous debility. poor
blood. headaches. neuralgia. restless
ness trembling. nervous prostratlon.
rental depression. loss of appetite
and kidney or liver complaints.
In two days you'll feel better In
q week you'll feel fine and after taxi
ing one box you will have your old
me confidence and ambition.
De sure and get a 50-cent box today
and get out of the rut. Remember.
aIenls's Pharmacy. iO6 Market street.
lis authorized to guarantee them.
Mail orders oiled. charges prepaid.
~ Wendell tPharmacal Company.
syracus.. n X,-Advertisement.
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MOTORCYCLES

CLOSING OUT ALL USED MOTORCYCLES
WE HAVE A LARGE STOCK
Of high-Grads aljRhtN used 1919 and 1913
Indians tsll.sle anu twin cylinders Ex-
eelsiors faies, Reading Standards. Thors
Hendersons, Mertles. Harley David and
other. makes. In belt and chain drives. 10 he
closed out NO REASONABLE OFFER RE-
FUSED. We are closing out all used motor
cycles at saorif1ce, as we do not wish
10 carry stock from one senson TO another
Call and insDect our stock at once and se,
cure bargain. Prices 1915 up Motor
free or charge. Motorcycle supplies MT cut
prices. GOTHAM SPORTING GOODS Co.
81 Warren street, New York city
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New York Stock Exchange

Following are the quotations Of the
days prices, as furnished through
Byrne < Mcdonnell. members of the
New York Stock Exchange;
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on Thursday, oc-
tober 80, 1918. Dorothy Louise,
Isley, in her 9Th year.
Funeral services at her parents
home. 22S North Fourth street, Sat
urday evening, November /, at $3.50
O'clock. Interment at New York
Bay Cemetery. Paterson and Jersey
City papers please copy.
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BARTER & EXCHANGE

FOR SALE, cheap, part cash. balance
March hatch white Leghom pullets; no
Franklin touring car, fully equipped in
Guiding all new tires. extra tubes, skid
chains prestolite tank. tools. windshield
speedonetor; engine thoroughly overhauled;
car IN good running ORDER 70 insure prompt
answer make best offer, subject 10 your in
Office.
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Bellevil1e, n. J., on
October 81, 1913, Michael j. Dun
leavy. beloved husband of Gather
inc Dunleavy (nee Dacey).
Relatives and friends are respect,
fully invited to attend the funeral
from the family residence. Is Smith
street, on Tuesday, November 4, Mt
$40 q. m, to st. Peters Church,
where High Mass of Requiem will
be offered for the repose of his
soul. Interment st. Peters Gene
terry.
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GRIEBEL--On Friday, October 81.
1918, at his late residence, No. 81
Chadwick avenue, Herman o. u.
Ciriebel, widower of Louisa Griebel
(nee Griebel), aged so years.
Notice of funeral hereafter.
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CEMETERIES
Glendale Cemetery

Franklin av. and Joraleman ST., Bloomfield.
N. Beet located and finest kept. with psr-
petuai care 10 lot owners free; plots OF
graves. $50 up; single graves, SIG. Phone
1912 pinnfnfelh
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KAYS-On October IS. 1919. at New
ton, n. j.. Mariel Ryerson, wife of
Thomas NJ. Rays and daughter of
Anderson.
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1919 YALE

Motorcycles and bicycles: have q ride and
decide Tor yourself, Yale riders are Jolly fell
lows: there's reason why we will take your
OLD machine and exchange for a new one,
we nave some secondhand motorcycles that
have been thoroughly overhanled: cash or
time payments. F. C. CORNISH. 210 Clinton
av.. opposite Elizabeth az
REAL MOTORCYCLE REDUCTIONS.
Have bought business Newark NJ. C. Co.
81 william S. must reduce stock before re-
moving to 3l2 IIalsey 1T; prices 20 per cent.
off for cash; liberal time payments; brand
new and used HarIeys, Merkes. Excesiors,
ETC.. $40 up, Cnl at either store BUSH &
MacDOuGALI..
IF you are looking for n bicycle see us; all
:. new bicycles 90 per cent. ON; used oicycles
~ up: well-known tires fully guaranteed.
u.7b BELMONT CYCLE co 24S Rroad Vt.
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CHIROPODIST

MISS M. GORDON. chiropodist: all foot an.
menta successfully treated. 90 Hslsey e
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DURKIN-On October 80. 1913, at his
residence, ia Bowery street, John,
beloved husband of Margaret Dur
kin (nee Downey).
Notice of funeral hereafter,
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FLORISTS

LE1BSSLE. florist and funeral designs
speciality; seeds and plants OF all deserlD-
lions. ago Eighteenth av. Tel. 1200-W.
Waverly.
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Open. High.Low. Close.
Prices of Bonds

The following quotations were fur
nished by Post & Flagg:
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October 80, 1913, Jacob
Chapman Beal, beloved husband of
Emily Beal, at the residence, 440
Fourteenth avenue, Irvington.
Funeral on Sunday evening, No
vember 2, at p. m. Relatives and
friends are kindly invited to attend.
Interment on Monday, at Paramount
Cemetery, at the convenience of the
family.
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Fairfield, n. j.. on oc-
tober 20, 1918. after lingering III
Alice and father of Henry $. Do
remus. aged Sc years.
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LOST AND FOUND
ADVERTISE LOST OR FOUND
ARTICLES
THE LAW

"A person who finds lost property under
circumstances which gives him knowledge
or means of inquiring to the true owner
and who appropr1ates such property 10 his
own use or TO ,he of another person who
Is not entitled thereto without having first
made every reasonable effort to ind the
owner and return the property to him. Is
guilty of LARCENY. New Jersey State
law.
STOLEN--Bay mare cobb. about 1H2 high
very thin sore on hpnlS ''pan~ e"'l"'' ''''--
white feet both hahiud ossa 90 '~~-s--" -
star on forehead: brass mounted harness.
open bride; very light top carriage; stolen
KINS, Lyndhurst, N. j.; phone aay-.,,
Rutherford.
LosT-Monday morning between and ..
ON either Court. Plane or Market sts., TO
Bamberger's gold link bracelet; liberal re-
ward. 100 Court St, city.
LosT-Fifty-trlp ticket between North
Newark and Mountain View. Liberal re-
ward II returned to E. c. SANFORD. $50
Summer av.
LOST or strayed from IS Van Ness pl.,
silver gray Angota cat; suitable reward
for return.
LOST-Gold cuff button, with diamond chip.
Reward If returned to 40 Sterling at.
LOST-Small all black spaniel. male. Re-
ward IL returned TO 100 Mount Prospect
avenue.
DoG-Lost, female hound dog, black and
tan color, heavy. with pups. Write Ill
Mechanic ST.. 467S-W. Market reward.
FoUND-sunday, white poodle dog inquire
a. SCHMIDT. 10 Rutgers ST.
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CTIAMBERLAIN--At Montclair n. J.,
on October 80, 1919, Harold NJ. son
aged 81 years.
Relatives and friends are invited
to attend his funeral on sunday at
p. m. from his fathers residence,
No. 141s Charles street
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PATENTS

FRAENrzEL n RICHARDS. patent law so.
lcitors of u. s. and foreign patents. trade
marks. copyrights. 74b-7 Broad st., Federal
Trust Bldg; established 1885. Tel 1871 Mkt.
PATENT BUREAU REICHELT.
e46 Broad st. Newark, N. J.
Branch office, Berlin. Germany. Foreign
patents speciality. obtained and sold.
DRAKE & CO. Established 1865 Phone
2e46 Market. Rooms 510-61t Kinney Bldg,
Broad and Market sts
RUSSELL EVERETT. TEL 1884 Market.
PATENT LAWYER AND SOLICITOR,
q, s. and foreign. FIREMEN's BUILDING.
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DE COSTA-wednesday October 90,
1913. at her home, Livingston
Heights. New Brunswick, n. j.. Eve
line A. wife of Cornelius S. De Cos,
Ia, aged so years.
Funeral at the residence of Mrs.
Annie Bishop. Basking Ridge, y. j.,
Saturday, November l, at p. m.
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KINfAfERLY-At Jersey City, on
Thursday, october 80, 1913, Mary
(nee Volz).
Relatives and friends are invited
to attend the funeral from her late
residence, .23S Danforth avenue on
Saturday, November /. at 2;30 p. m.
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PIANOS

NEW $500 piano; sell at once $50; never
used; guaranteed 10 years, 10 Elm St
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October 81. 1913, Ger
trude Elizabeth. only child of Fred
erick and Gertrude Kristen (nee
Baumgart), aged months p days.
Relatives and friends are respect
from her parents residence, 100
Fourth avenue. on Monday, Novem-
Der 3, at p. m.
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PHRENOLOGY
MIDWTVES

MRS. DREWES. German midwife, 1855 Null
berry ST., cor Market st.-Ladies' private
nursing, eontlnements. high-elass experience
- me treatmt IL desired Phone A2Yp- w Mkt
GhACuATE mldwife-MRs GRURICH 30
South Orange av.. Newar%; ladies' private
nurBiny. connnements; treas at home
Phone sihN- w Narket
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DEATHS

DLAUER-Entered into rest on
Wednesday, October 90, 1913, Louise
Andlauer (nee Jacobi). beloved wife
of Philip c. Andlauer and daughter
of Charles and Theresa jacob (nee
Bopp), aged 81 years months IL
days.
Relatives and friends and Schil-
Ter Lodge. No. Sc, f. and A. NJ At
las Lodge. No. 6S. ]. o. o. F.; Bel
mont Benevolent Association and
the Beer Brewers and Coopers' Ben
evolent Society are respectfully in
vited to attend funeral services on
Friday. October 81, at 8 D. m, at
her late residence, AZ Maple avenue,
Iryington. Interment in Woodland
Cemetery Saturday at ESQ p. m9 at
convenience of family.
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his home SO william
street East Orange. Friday. October
81, 1919, Hobert Bennett Potter, In
his 65th year.
Notice of funeral hereafter.
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HORSE blankets at reduced prices; bargains
In hors furnishing goodsl repairing Of all
kinds neatly done. b. BUSCH, 27S Spring
field nv.
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POWELI-suddenly on October 81,
1918, at his home, 1919 Wright street,
Allan l.. Powell, aged SO years.
Notice of funeral hereafter.
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Wednesday. October
20, 1913, Helen NJ, daughter of the
late John and Jane Elizabeth Ryck-
man.
Funeral services will be held at
her late home, 267 Belleville ave-
nue.. on Saturday, November 1, 1913,
at $3.50 p. m. Relatives and friends
are invited to attend. Interment in
Mt. Pleasant Cemetery at the con-
venience of the family.
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EVERYTHING for poultry--Incubators broods-
ers, feed, ETC.; best quality at the lowest
prices. J. II. NoLL CO., Inc, 115 Mulberry
ST.
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TYPEwRITERs.
We Sell Rent and Repair All bfaItee
NEWARK TYPEWRITER EXCHANGE. Il
BEAVER ST. Phone Market i4ao
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OUNCES for sale; buy direct from the
grower. 100 Thomas St, Bloomfield.
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McFADDEN-On October 30. 1A13,
Ann, widow of James McFadden,
aged 81 years.
Relatives and friends of the de-
ceased are kindly invited to attend
the funeral from the residence Of
her son, Mr. Joseph 2. McFadden,
No IL Pennington street, on Mon
day, November 3. at $50 a. m, to
st. Columba's Church. where n Sol
emn High Mass OF Requiem will be
offered for the repose of her soul
Interment in the Cemetery of the
Holy SeDulchre
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Orange ~ J.. October
20, 1918. Mary G. Vincent. widow OF
George w. Vincent, In her fist year.
Relatives and friends are kindly
invited to attend the funeral from
her late residence, No. SIS William
street. on Sunday, November Q,
1913, at 2 y. IN, Interment in Pleas
antdale Cemetery.
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BEST-On Wednesday, October 20,
1918, Herman. beloved husband OF
years months and IS days.
Relatives and friends. also Schll-
Ter X. U. Y. No. 2. are kindly In
vited TO attend the funeral from his
street, on Saturday, November /,
1913. at 9:30 a. M, to St Renedict's
Church. Interment at the Gene
terry of the Holy Sepulehre. n. b
The Requiem Mass for the repose OF
his soul will be held In st. Bene-
diets Church on Monday, November
Q, 1913. at a. m. Friends and rela-
ttVes are kindly invited
CRosS-At Elizabeth. n. J., on Oo-
tober 80, 1918, Joseph Cross, in his
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all kinds instruments repaired.
80 Summit ST., cor. Central av.
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PERSONALS

WOULD like to find Mrs. Gilsen, formerly of
Fifth st., Plainneld, y. j. Address H.,
Box ~, Star office.
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
REVERE

(By Herbert Maxi
The day is dark and full of bitter
tears,
Fen as our lives, and through the
years
OF unremitting toll and never ending
strife
Clouds obscure the sun from the
joys of life.
The stars are twimkling in the azure
skies,
And in dertsion seem to mock the
stifled sighs,
AS DER the past we think what might
have been;
life begin.
o. Fate; Why is it that with thy
vast powers;
You strew our paths with thorns
instead of flowers?
Innocuous thy method is with few
And even they shed tears as copi-
GUS as dew.
'Twas always so. The binding storm
of want
Speeds on, and like the ravenous
wolf SO gaunt
From days OF fasting, pounces ON
the weak,
Then onward goes to other vic
Tins seek.
And when we reach the end of all
that earth can give,
We feel and know that we have
just learned how to live.
And thus we enter step by step, the
dark and deepest gloom,
For life is but day, a night, and
then the tomb.
Answer
Man wakens from his sleep within
the womb,
Cries, laughs and yawns-then sleeps
within the tomb.
IL this were all, his Efe were worse
than vain,
And never to be born the richest
gain:
From out the depths therefore the
soul doth cry
To God. to save It lest it wholly die.
-Spaiding. (God and the Soul.)
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
PERTINENT

An inc + lated gentleman was 60
ing home one evening when he met
a young man who was moving to a
new home. The young man was very
frugal and had decided to move his
own things rather than pay a NOV
er.
Cm this trip he had a large clock
on his back. 1t was heavy and he
struggled until he heard the ineb-
rated one call out:
''Shay, there, you!"
Thinking the man was gong to
help him he set down the clock and
said:
"WeN, sdr?"
He was astonished to hear the
other stammer:
SHAY, You, why dent you buy a
watch?"
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
KINDLY ADVICE

A colored man was brought before
a police Judge charged with steal
irg chickens. He pleaded guilty and
received sentence. The the Judge ask.
ed how 1t was managed to hit those
chickens right unser the window od
the owners house when there was
a dog IN the yard.
"Hit wouldn't be Of no use, Judge"
said the man, ito try to 'splain dis
thing to you-all Ell you was to try Vt,
You like as not would get yer hide
full O. shot an get no chickens,
nuther. Ef you want to engage In ans
rascaEty. Judge, yo' better stick to
de bench, whar yo' am familiar"
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
His Own Way Of Telling Of His Own
Experiences.

The autobiography Of Theodore
Roosevelt will begin i'm the Denver
Times ON March 80.
This great American will tell the
story of his boyhood, his younger
and later manhood daye. He will tell
Of his thrilling experiences on the
plains Of the West and will give the
great West credit for having chang
ed him from weakling to a plsysi-
cally perfect man. 1t win cover every
phase of his public life.
Every line Of 1t is filled with
Roosevelt thrills. Do not miss 1t. You
will want to keep 1t I'm your scrap
books. 1t ds the greatest contribution
that has been made to American his
tory in the last quarter of a CEN
tury.
1t will appear In The Denver Times
each week, and IL you subscribe now
you will get 1t all. The subscription
price of The Denver Times is 45
cents for one month, $1.35 for three
months and $500 for one year. You
can get dt delivered to you promptly,
either by mail or through local
agent, IL you will write at once to
the circulation department of the
Denver Times. 1877 Chaunpa street,
Denver. Colo.
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
MENTION

MIR. and Mrs. John McGrath were
passengers to Denver Saturday morn
Ding.
HazeM Kimbali made "trip to the
valley Saturday.
\ Misses Lille and Laura Rule left
Saturday afternoon for Denver to
visit their mother.
Gr. E. F. Warren and children left
Saturday for Denver. Mrs. Warren
and the children will spend.a month
or two in Denver, visiting Mrs. War.
ren's parents, who are now living in
Denver.
c. o. Richards was up from Den
YER over Sunday. He is taking great
chances remaining in Denver with
that bunch at the capitol.
Miss Sadie Cody was up from Dem
yer over Sunday to give her sister
some pointers in cooking.
w. S. Smith and wife took trip
to Denver Sunday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. P. Lowe went to
Denver Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. VIM. Eplett left Sunday af-
ternoon for Denver and may remain
there for while.
Mrs. w. o. Jenkins went to Den
yer Sunday afternoon.
Oscar Williams and wife were pas
sengers to Denver Tuesday. Mr.. Will
liams went down for the purpose of
purchasing another heavy team for
ore hauling.
Mrs. Geo. McFarlane was a pas
senger to. Denver Tuesday.
Prof. CLARK spent a part of his
spring vacation in Denver.
Rev. Father Naughton and bro
Their accompanied their father as far
as Denver Tuesday on the latter's
return to Chicago
Thos. Collins and VIM. Bray were
business passengers to Denver Tues
day.
Mrs. F. S. Bo,singer was visitor
to Denver Tuesday.
Mrs. Chas. T. Trenoweth and dau-
ghter visited in Denver this week.
Ben Atkinson and wife made a
trip to Denver Tuesday.
Geo. Hamllik and wife were visi-
tors to Denver this week.
G. NJ. Laird returned Monday from
visit with his wife and daughter
in Greeley.
Mrs. Chas. Rice visited the Mabee
family the latter part Of the week
Eugene Mabee accompanied her to
Denver Monday.
Miss Ella McKibben ives up from
Denver this week to take in the
Woodman dance,
Neil Mckay and wife were passen-
gers to Denver Wednesday.
Bart PartelN and daughter made
a, trip to Denver Wednesday. Bart
went down to close deal for the
building he is occupying on Main
street.
Miss Laura Ayers and mother are
visiting in Denver.
Fred Merritt was up from the val
ley this week, visiting the Ayers fam
lily.
G.. w. Adams made business trip
to Denver sh!s morning.
Albert Day, Jim Flynn and Russell
Ladwig went to Denver yesterday.
Mrs. Ira Slater is visiting in Den
vsr.
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
Endeavorlno to ee poIIte.

Look out, down there!" yelled Pat,
after heavy beam had fallen from
the sixteenth story.
Whats the use looking out now?''
called a man who had narrowly
escaped being crushed.
There mayn't be any use, but l
thought you might be provoked If ]
didn't notice it."-Judge's Library.
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
Promoters Asleep.

II don't understand 1t at ALL" said
the man whose mail consists largely
of prospectuses.
Whats that?"
"The north pole has been discov-
cred all this time and nobody has sent
me any circulars advising me to get
in on the ground floor, while it is be-
ing capitalized for an ice plant"
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
Moral Certainty.

THAT pome you had in the paper
the other morning about q man trying
to walk upstairs straight and silent
like when he comes home late at
night with bun on reminds me of an
experience Of my own" postcards a
contrib. mot that l get buns, but
tried to get in the other night without
disturbing my wife. She heard my
stealthy steps and it scared her al.
most voiceless. Isis th-th-th-that
you, S-s-steve?' she squealed Yes,
dear. l answered. Are you sure?'
she persisted.
We'll, as said before, don't bring
home buns, SO was reasonably sure"
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
THE ABSENT BROTHER

Worthy President addressing the
Aerle)-"I am sure we are very sorry
our Secretary 40 not here tonightI
cannot say we miss Is vacant chair.
but l do say we miss 'ls vacant face"
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
Too Tame.

sour Turkish war pictures fell nat"
"Why was that?"
People claimed they weren't -
good as the kind we used to stage our
selves on Long island"
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
Grouchy.

Grinder-I see that a fellow over in
England has invented a wire netting
guard that will prevent automobiles
from spattering mud on pedestrians.
Grouch-But what's mud for?
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
Very Much 90.

Love letters have financial value
whom It comes to damage suits" \
why shouldn't theyf Aren't they
promissory notes?
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
A Good Tool.

"Eere's ink all over my new rasori"
Don't get excited about 1t. You
can take 1t to the once to shave your
paper with"
Gilpin observer., 1913-03-27
VIII, Peck 10 Bald,

Mrs. Heck-Dont you talk to your
husband over the phone?
Mrs. Peck-very rarely. When I
have anything important to say to
Henry, want him within reach.