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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27
No Need 10 Stop Work.

When The doctor orders you TO stop
work il staggers you. ! can't, you say.
You know you are weak, run down and
failing in health day by day. bui you must
work as long as you can stand. What
you need is Electric Bitters 10 give tone,
strength and vigor TO your system, to
prevent breakdown and build you up.
Don't be weak. sickly or a.ling when
Electric Bitters will benefit you from the
first dose. Thousands bless them for
their glorious health and strength. Try
them. Every bottle is guaranteed 10 sat
isfy. Only SOC. at Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27

The teacher in natural history had re-
ceived more or less satisfactory replies TO
her questions, and finally she asked:
"What little boy can tell me where the
home OF the swallow is ?"
Long silence, then hand waved.
"Well, Bobbie, where is il ?"
"The home OF the swallow" declared
Bobbie, seriously, "is in the stummick
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27
Are You a Cold sufferer /?

Take DR.. Kings New Discovery. The
Best Cough, Cold. Throat and Lung med
Icine made Money refunded If if fails
to cure you Do not hesitate-take If al
our risk. First dose helps. r. Wells.
FloYdada, Texas, writes: "Dr. Kings
New Discovery cured my terrible cough
and cold. gained Is pounds" Buy il
at Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27
A portion Of the bigfence that surrounds

A portion Of the bigfence that surrounds
the preserve OF the Cheat Mountain
Sportsmen Association gave away during
snow storm and while the valuable
herd Of elk recently sent In from Wyom-
Ing were huddled againstit. The animals
escaped. Some were seen in the noun
tain at Clover Lick, while others made
tracks toward Warm Springs. Strenuous
efforts will be made TO recapture them,
but it is admitted that this will be diff
cult proposition.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27
Today.

Sure, this world is full OF trouble
amt said il amt
Lord. I've had enough and double
Reason for complaint.
Rain and storm have come TO fret me.
Skies were often gray:
Thorns an brambles have beset me
On the-but say.
Amt il fine today!
What's the use of always weepin'
Maxim trouble last?
What's the use OF always keepin
Thinkin OF the past
Each must have his tribulation-
Water with his wine
Life it amt no celebration.
Trouble, I've had mine
But today is fine.
It's today that | am livin'.
Not month ago.
Havin', losin', takin', givin',
AS time wills il so.
Yesterday a cloud OF sorrow
Fell across the way.
1t MAY rain tomorrow,
II may rain-but, say.
Amt il fine today.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27

Clarence Cody, aged II years, Of Port
land, Me-, committed suicide because he
lost ten cents. His mother had given him
The money TO buy bread, and he evident
ly feared he would be whipped for losing
il. He hanged himself from the ponico
OF his home with sled rope. His body
was found with the neck broken.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27

"Byrdie, are you saving anything for
rainy day?"
"Yes, mother. ! never wear my silk
stockings around the house"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27

Teacher-"You see, had the lamb been
obedient and stayed in the fold il would
not have been eaten by the wolf, would
t?"
Boy-"No, ma'am; itwould have been
eaten by us"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27

! The evening callers were chatting gay
ly with the Kinterbys when patter o.
little fee. was heard from the head of the
stairs. Mrs. Kinteroy raised her hand
warning the others to silence.
"Hush /" she said. softly. "The chill
dren are going to deliver their good
night message. 1t always gives me a
feeling OF reverence 10 hear them-they
are so much nearer the Creator than We
are, and they speak the love that is in
their little hearts never so fully as when
the dark has come. ListenP'
There was moment OF tense silence.
Then
Mama" came the message in shrill
whisper, "WiIly found bedbug !"
"Did youse git anything ?" whispered
the burglar on guard, as his pal emerged
from the window.
NAV, de bloke wot lives here is a
lawyer" replied the other in disgust.
"Dat's hard luck" said the first; "did
youse lose anything?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27

lack and have parted forever"
Good gracious What does that
mean 2"
"Means that III get five-pound box
Of candy in about an hour"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27

When baby suffers with eczema or
some itching skin trouble, use Doan's
Ointment. A little OF il goes long way
and il is safe for children. SOC box at
all stores.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1913-02-27
DR.. Kings New Discovery

Soothes irritated throat and lungs. stops
chronic and hacking cough, relieves tick
ling throat, tastes nice. Take no other I;
once used, always used. Buy Il at Hills
Pharmacy.
The evening world., 1913-01-09
WHEN JOHNNIE YAWNS
OUT GOES HIS JAW---0R
BACK It GOES IN PLACE
'Bingw 1T Is Dislocated;
Then "Bing!"- Burke
Can Close Mouth Again.

Johnnie Burlse's Jaw dropped out OF
Joint again this morning. II did not 30
back on him until after he had eaten n
biz bssfsteak with generous trimmings;
bot thit was little consolation to Burke.
who felt he was pershins for the mus
Of coffee still waiting to be drunk.
Burke. who 10 twenty-five and lives
at No. nc Hull avenue. the Bronx. Ia a
clerk At the American Express Com
panys stables on East Forty-thlrd
street His Jaw has picked up habit
Of dropping out Of joint He never can
yawn but out goes his Jaw. As he
works nights and gets sleepy. he says
this 10 beastly awkward.
About 40 A. NJ. Burke sent . chaf.
feur TO get him a beefsteak from 4
Third avenue restaurant. An hour J., "
he was feeling 80 comfortable he for
got himself and yawned. And. OF
course. he dislocated that jaw.
The other employees. seeing him dane
Ing around. unable to speak, but try
Ing to get into the position In which
the jaw will slip back into place q -,
The evening world., 1913-01-09

own sweet will. called In Patrolman
McNulty, who sent for an ambulance.
When DR.. Fisher got Burke 10 tho
Flower Hospital that playful Jaw was
recognized. Tho last time II was In the
operating room was recalled. II took
several hours hard work to get the Jaw
back into place on both sides. One sido
always Jumped hack out A. the other
went In.
"Just you try to yawn and try hard"
said DR.. Fisher.
Burke ioosened his supendesr. threw
out his hands and tried. Just ~ the
yaWn reached its best. bling. In went
the jaw on both SIDES. evidently taken
unawares or misled. The surgeons al
once gripped Il and held II In place IN.
I'll Il could be put under the restrain,
Of bandages. Then Burke, was sem
home.
"And you look here. don't you do N,
more yawning." said DR.. Fisher.
The evening world., 1913-01-09
MOLE sLEssEpNEss CHEAP
FOR THE GIRLS.

Then again young Durant was called
\snd again REPEATED how ne had served
~ negro butler in the action brought
byleaarion to have her mar -iage to
Jonstnan annullcd because Of the ncst
VITO. When he Anished the young TO-
ciety man sea ted himself comolacently
beside the two servant girls and chat
led. while Lawyer McConihe testified 10
the reg ularity OF the proceedings Jus
lice Newourger also awarded Marion
an annulment.
MoConihe handled the cases gratis for
the wives of Jonathan. lie got an or
der from Justice Seapury allowing the
girls to sue AS poor persons. 80 that
both obtained their freedom from the
marrying butler without cost. Both Mr..
MoCouihe and Mr.. Durant spent an en-
tire dsy in the courtroom. and later
In the day Mrs. Thomas Durant. Du-
rants mother. for whom Marion had
been A maid, came to the court In her
limousine and drove home with her son.
TITS a bully days work. Warren"
aid Durant to McConihe. Then he
turned to the two bubbhns coiored
g1rla.
"Conxratuiations." ne said. you
von your cases because your witness
and his lawyer knew their businsss'
The evening world., 1913-01-09
Public Warned that No Otlse
Preparation Is "Just -
Good as" iona Via. l.,
GET WHAT YOU WANT
People Are Warned Agalne
Accepting Any Substitutes
in Drug Stores.

The following statement w. - b
John Beasley Webb oi Uuivsrd6 ~
st. Mays Hospitals in LoadOn, DAe
land. who has charge q istsodUesk,
Tons Vita, the new tonic. In New Yctl
City: ssi6,
''Since ! hsve been u tide sssAss:
assisting In introducing Teaa vl>A ! ~
been learning somsthing NV svssy ~
This 10 the first ttAs thst hAS> ~
been interested in Q medicinal, tvoAsS
sold TO the general psblic. SD - ~
beginning to learn . nsw phsss b IL
business. l.,s.
81 sm finding out that pssp,s sspia,
10 buy Tons Vita have bess indHo2 u
purchase something Just - God
snow, for debilitated aud rua.d6vs
men and women there 10 no prViasallos
just o. good ~ this splendid lonIe, 1S1s
Vita. Nothing ] know d caa sipsSeol
It In its power to rsjuvenste ed kuilt
up sufferers from nerve eshsuslios. ~
nutrition and the headaehes. laSk q
energy. indignation and the wusA. a.
feeling that nervous debility produces
"Thc people Of New York Civ ~
warned against accepting any other ~
when they ask for Tona Vita. Nh
druggist hAppens 10 Be Temporarily, ~
II Il place your order, which viii ~ ~
in few hours. and then you ~ csskil,
that you are getting the best touic ~,
Is for nervous debility. 90 ~
Insist on getting Toaa Win -
nothing else. no matter b0W nSAH-t
may be recommended. ANY dfuh II q
vet this t0nic finn Ma vhSleaa1ap a 80
The evening world., 1913-01-09
Solves Thousands Oi Perplexing
OueetiOnR.
Editor and Publ !she-


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The evening world., 1913-01-09
student KILLED ~ Gas.

Fritz Stahl. thirty years old. q law
student, who occupied a room In the
apartment OF Mrs. Mary Hartman. n.
No. ell East Eighty-seventh street. was
found dead this morning. lying fully
dressed on has bed. with an open law
book beside him. The room was full of
Illuminating gas. and the Jet had been
turned on. The police Of the East
Eghty-elghtii street station said that
the mans death was accidental.
The evening world., 1913-01-09
BOARD APPROVES PLAN
EXTENDING 9TH AVENUE.
Bot Lawyer Tells Mayor Gaynor
at Hearing It Will Never
~ Be Done.
ne Board Of Estimate to-day unani

me Board Of Estimate to-day unanl-
-\:asly approved the plan for extending
" tenth avenue from It's Southern ter
mus at Greenwich street to Yves.
Broadway. 10 mako It one continuous
thoroughfars from Greenwich street,
property Is to BIO taken and Varich
street widened at an estimated cost OF
, 0.Aoo.o0o.
For tho purpose OF raising the money
the board fixed an area OF assessment
AS foliowe: Borough OF Manhattan. ~
per cent; Brooklyn. II per cent; Bronx
a Der cent; property lmmediateiy
fronting on Varick street. T. per cent
ara secondary area of property d.
'rn,tly benefited. 90 per cent
The extension 10 to be built at the
, same time as the Seventh avenue SUD
way. so as 10 save time, annoyance ana
expenditures. Robert Flaherty. repre-
ser,ting property owners. said ADDRESS
SnOe the Mayor: You WIN never co.,
YN one cent OF that assessment.
SThe svpposition Is that Mr.. Flaherty
.6iu institute II taxpayers SUIT
n.
The evening world., 1913-01-09
THE HIGH COST OF LIVING
AND HOW TO REDUCE IT.

A practical and interesting
series Of articles by MADISON
G. PETERS on the best way to
check soaring prices and to secure
greater value for less outlay. will
begin in Mondays Evening
World, Jan. f3.
The evening world., 1913-01-09
SUPREME oGLFIMAe
Terry COMES IN,

WHERE SUPREME eELFIMAs.
Terry COMES IN.
Sometimes his reason tells him tAAt
there Is nothing 70 justify this dtsirs for
dominion over another adult equ' ppsd
with the customary outht Of brains,
but his instinct remains insistent.
When such q man does not undertake
to boss his wife. his attitude repre-
sents a supreme self-mastery.
Meantime. psrhaps. his wife ~
loags 70 that numerous GLASS Of
women who actually achieve the
captainoy Of the homo By seeming
70 b the second mate ana singing
out "Ays, aye, SRI" when the
skipper busters his orders. The
mastsrfU man 70 OF all men The
most easily mastered. Every woman
and every man save one suspects
how Il 10 done. And even this one
exception sometimes feels the gen
tie tusgins OF the strings that ma
ntpulats the mastsrful msrioustts.
Here Is a letter from young We IN
who has evidently solved the problem:
NO DOUBT SHE THINKS SHE HAS
HER OWN WAY.
Dear Madam: ! am a young wom-
an. married seven years. and have
two fine children. and up 10 the
present have never had cause to re-
greet my marriage. When first
married. my husband had a salary of
$50 a month and We got along nicely
on II for some time. lie has so a
week now and We get along beauti-
fully, live In n nice neighborhood In
Brooklyn and can keep children. hus-
band and myself nicely dressed. ] do
all my own work, darn socks, stock
ings and sew for myself and chill
dren. ] buy nothing hut the very
best OF plain food. milk. butter and
eggs and good meats In conclu-
sion, would like to say l am very
happy and comfortable and love my
husband dearly. ! know he loves me
In return. He is such . good man
in every way no woman could help
loving him. We are both foreign
born. We find every happiness In
our married life and We look on our
two dear children as q blessing In
our home. A. C. H.
OF course. this letter gives no direc'
answer to the question raised by Mar,
Garden. Is the wife in the American
family and should she be the boss
But inasmuch as this blissful younG
4 IL ,s chat aba haa npuaI
had occasion for a regret and adds tina
no woman could help loving such gooo
man. we may take it for granted tina
at least she thinks she has her owr
way.
In many successful households there
Il recognized division OF authority. Tit
husband has the final word In matter
Of general and public policy, the wife Il
arbiter OF the small affairs OF ever.
day. And AZ there are so many mor'
little daily questions than big, vita
problems, this leaves the balance O
power in the hands of the wife.
OF one thing wo may be fairly
csrtai~-whsthsr or not the Amsri-
can wife 10 an autocrat In her
housshold, her homo 10 the hap
ptsst In the world.
Yet II were called upon to nam,
the autocrat In one household i woul,
have to say that in the majority o
cases II IL neither husband nor wife
but the children. And am not sur,
that the results obtained from intrust
Ing the rsins OF government to cxar
AnA aSAdnAa Of eight aud ten ysara I'll
The evening world., 1913-01-09

Baltimore belle. One day ne astonished
society down there by his eiopement
with the beautiful Miss Jane Gordon
Sartorls. a slster OF the then Mrs. d.
Murray Bohicn. Subsequently Mrs.
Bohien got divorce and married Julian
Story. an artist
millionaire and burned up money more
nerce1y than ever. lie was confined IN
. private sanitarlum In Rhode Island.
but. outwittinE HE captors. sailed with
his wife for Europe. From abroad came
new tales Of tho Perrin splendor and the
MAGNIFICENT manner IN which he enter.
tained. Word came Of estrangemcnt
with his Wife. and later he turned up and
reNstercd At the Waidorf-Astor,a. tie
had not been here long when news came
OF tho suicide OF his young wife IN the
conservatory OF her sisters home on the
outskirts Of London.
PggRs UNDER THE WELLS OF
MOORISH MAlpENs.
PeNa merit turned up at Roado
Spain. after he nearly turned In In
Morocco. Ito lifted the wells OF sew
srai Moorish maidens and that means
death. The American Consul got him
out Of this scrape and out OF the
country.
He informed the Mayor Of Rondo that
he desired 20 buy q handsome alice OF
municipal ground on which 10 erect a
memorial to Mrs Perrin. A few days
later he told the Mayor that he had un-
earthed n treasure ave on the site OF
the memorial and he had tho town
turnNi upside down. crowds went out
to see tho Moorish Castle he had un.
enrthcd and he cried April fool "a
the crowd snd skippcd In his autoino-
bio.
Then the authorities got busy The
State Department at Washington wa
communicated with and oliver. his
brother. was notified that he had better
get Lawrence out OF spain n he wanted
to keep him out OF a Spanish dungeon
Perrin was apprchended at Cairo and
| brought to this country. william
Travers Jerome was his attorney In tn,
effort To save him from the asylum anc
the case was bitterly contested.
| II was during the trial that a prctt,
girl named Evelyn Francis turned al
with her child She Il was whom Peril
declared was his Official wife" 10
seemed very fond of her and the child
and wanted provision made for bot
| from what was left OF his Legacy tn
child. Il 10 understood, was taken l.,
Mrs. Perrin, Iawrcnce's mother. Mis-
Francis has not since been heard from
Perrin is now about thirty-four year
old.
The evening world., 1913-01-09
iHE HIGH Gust OF LIVING
AND HOW TO REDUCE IT..

A practical and interesting
cries Of articles by MADISON
{. PETERS on the best way to
check soaring prices and to secure
greater value for less outlay, will
begin in Mondays Evening
World, Jan. IS.
The evening world., 1913-01-09
SOCIETY Man HELPS
his MOTHERS MAID
TO SHAKE A HUBBY
Lawrence Dursnt and Lawyer
McConihe Donate Servants
Thar Aid IN Bigamy Case.
AL FREE GRATIS TOO.
y Theo and Marion Had Same
Spouse, but They Haven't
Got Him Any Longer.
AL FREE GRATIS TOO

nroAA, grips overcast the 6eatures Of
rnso- FAiilips Webb and ofasson Jones
Wsbo, negro servant girls, whom phsy
wsrs wa to-day that they are again
Snsis, solely because Lawrncs T. Du-
REM. 3uuAor cotillon leader and society
poio player and the best turkey trotter
1t tAs. winter dances at Sherry's, took
personal charge OF their case, which
wsS The case Of Jonathan ulyssss SAM
son Webb, hgamist
Young Durant - . banker and heir to
~ estate left by HE late milhonairs
father. Thomas Durant. President Of the
Adirondack Railway. He was recently
married to Mise Adelaide Prsndergast.
daughter Of ]. Lynch Prsndsrgast TIE
finanoass. The young couple live on
Hast Eighty-seoond street.
II Justice Nswburgers part Of the
supreme Court young Durant walked in
: betWeen the two young coiored girls.
Directly ahead OF the banker was War
rea McConahs. lawyer. and . clvbmats
a Ourant. The two fashtonAbly at
tired young men. both known A. so
elssv and club fellows. with the tinor-
sne,s .cu1ored girls caused much curlos-
~ among the hundred or moro women
and men who sought the AID Of the
court to have nuptial knots united.
Mr. WEBB WAS eeRvEo ON
elAcKWELL's ISLAND.
when the first case Of Webb ~. WEBB
was called. Mr.. McConihe called Mr..
Durant to the witness stand. The bank
er told of serving Jonathan Ulysses
samson Webb. his former valet and but
Ter, With papers In two actions. one to
aanul a marriage and the other for q
divorce. purant executed service on
BaAccweii's Island. whore Jonathan
was serving a month for striking ono Of
,fs wives. Marion.
what you all want q me. Mister
Lavrence?" was the nsgTo's grestina
whsn Durant saw HIM, the banker tssta-
fts1.
%, Just some papsrs. Jonathan
look 'sm over carefully and answer
them" the banker replied. Offering the
swe sets OF documents to biz srstwhile
servant.
NO, sah, no sah An rsfuses-dons
got enough law on me now! TAKE dem
papers away" the banker quoted Jon
athan as having answered.
Durant, however. placed the papers
ON Jonathan's shoulders. while tive
sturdy. guards held the negro. thue
completing service. and left the prison
The iirst action was that OF Theo
who had married Jonathan In Phila'
,islphia, four years ago. She wanted q
divorce and named Jonathan's second
wife. Marion, as correspondent. Marriott
"a ltincd she married Jonathan last
year. The court awarded Thee q
divorce.
The evening world., 1913-01-09

are very good for the manners q the
ethics Of our nursery dsspobs.
In considering the question SHOULD
the wife be the boesr' W must re-
menshsr that thsrs - moro than one
Alternative Napoleon abdioatsd his
empire In favor Of his cop. the little
King Of Rome Many . Husband and
many . wife mako . similar sur.
render. Should the wife DO the boss,
should the husband be the boss. or
should the children continue their I'M
disputed despotism?
The evening world., 1913-01-09

lean family, II we are to believe this
famous interpreter Of That's. What
do you think shout Il? There are
those who are convinced that every
family must have . head-an abso-
lutte final arbitsr Of points in dispute.
But they are unable to asree - to
whether the court Of last resort shall
wear trousers or skirts. Needless to
say. precedent and theology are both
in favor of . bifurcated boss Of the
household. and. according to Dis
raeli's famous epig am. . precedent
embalms . principle. Still. when .
precedent has been embalmed It's
pretty nearly ready for the ceme-
terry, and many persons believe that
the notion Of man 40 the overload Of
the household Is about ready for the
finsl obsequies. Are you with them,
or do you still favor the lord and
The evening world., 1913-01-09
'iTH LILY LAN0rRv ne OEFiEa
BALTIMORE SOCIETY.

he was well known In Baitimore's ten
derloin. He was stage door visitor
and his dinners and other entertain
mcnts were lavish. His first adventure
to reach print involved flly Langtry
after that lady had terminated n dis
astrous weeks enga cement In the city
Of Baltimore. Young Perrin took her
In his fathers private trolley car out
to tho exclusive Baltimore County club
II was IN spring and on tho grassy
lawn OF tho cub Baltlmore's most beau
tcous bellies wero taking tea. Nearly
everybody who was anybody was on
tho lawn that afternoon. Fate put
young Perin's table next to that of
Freddy Gebhard and his wife. Mrs
Gebhard was the beautiful Lulu Morris
OF Baltimore. Afterward sho divorced
Gerhard and married Henry CLOVIS Jr.
The name Of Mr.. Gebhard had been
associated with that OF Mrs. Langtry
before his marriage. Mrs. Gcbhard WAS
indignant at the proximity VI Mrs.
Lanstry. She got up and left and her
husband followed. Pretty soon Mr.. PEE
rim and his companion had tho lawn to
themselves. Tho governors sent word
10 him to depart. fie mounted "a chair
and harangued the air on the snoUblsh-
ness OF baltimore society.
WINS BEAUTIFUL WIFE, WHo
COMMITS SUICIDE.
Young Perrin paid court to many a
The evening world., 1913-01-09

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