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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
Tears
By GEORGE FITCH.
au+hor of sAt Good Old SlTTash-"
A TEAR is a drop of liquid woe spill

4 TEAR is a drop of liquid woe spill
1 A Babies are composed OF tears
70 the extent of about sc percent and
shed them with the utmost industry
baby can erv as easily as it can ram IN
Portland, ore. Babies cry because they
are hot or cold or hungry or bored OF
sIeenv or wakeful, or sad or angry OF
medIatative. They also cry because tnelr
fathers are Republicans or because they
are going to grow ~ and work some
time and because what is gong down
and for reasons which they have 1or-
gotten. but do not need,
However. after babies grow up. they
change materially. If baby IS going 10
become a man it stops crying about the
ace of nine. unless it is going to become
a minister OF a criminal lawyer. II the
baby becomes a woman it saves up IT'S
tears and applies them where they VIII
to the most good.
This Is a great lesson on the value OF
conservation. When a baby is shedding
a gallon of tears every "a hours nobody
minds them much. But when beauClIui
Young woman saves up her tears and
allows them to trickle down her nose at
II 0. m. after a heated discussion, the
Young man who caused said tears hosts
the white flag and begs her to use nm
for a boulevard.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
JOAN OF ARC.

JOAN OF ARC
Editor FL Paso Herald:
Please give a short account Of life
and death of Joan of Arc. How did
she meet death? Was it by rope or
fire? Rex
loan of Arce was born January 6,
ter of well to do peasants During her
girlhoOd France was in desperate
straits. When Charles VII was made
king on the death of his father, in
1922. all the north of France was under
English control.
When Joan was 13 years old she be-
lieved she heard an angels voice that
said, BE good; go to church often
The voices" became more frequent
Saint Michael told her of the sad state
of France and her mission He told
her that she had been chosen to re-
store happiness to France and to aid
king Charles. Put on man't clothes,
he said, you shall be the chief in war
and all shall be done according to your
advice" For four years the voices
continued to speak to her after this
manner, but it was not until the king
had met with many defeats and the
English had laid siege to Orleans that
she acted on their instructions. Then
she went to the French commander.
and after much effort succeeded in
convincing him of her sanity and in
getting an escort to the king, to whom
she rode in male attire n February,
1929 After months of delay she was
employed by the king and suit of
armOr was given her Her banner was
white, embroidered with lilies; on one
side a picture of God enthroned on
clouds and holding globe IN MS
hand; on the other the shield of France
supported by two angels This she
carried herself into the front OF every
battle
In April. 1929. Joan led the French
troops to the relief of Orleans, which
was besieged by the English. The
siege was raised and from this time she
was known as the Maid of orleans.
The national ardOr of the French was
lIindled to the utmost, while Joan be-
came the dread of the English BY
her own people she was beloved and
reVered as an angel from God; by the
English she was believed to be witch:
After bringing about the crowning OF
the king, July It. of that year, she
wished to return home. deemIng thar
her mission had been accomplished;
but the king importuned her to remain
with the army. to which she consented.
But from this time her fortune
changed. and she failed in several un-
dertahngS. In sally which she led
from Campiegne she was taken pris-
0ner and turned over to the English
by the besieging party of Burgun-
dians. She was taken to Rouen and
confined in chains. Wearing mems
clothing and cutting off her hair were
when she was brought before the in
QuisitiOn- She was tried as a sorceress
and the trial dragged on for months
Finally she was condemned to be
burned 20 death, Terrific pressure was
brought to bear on her during the next
few days. There was a recantation
and her punishment was then com
muted to life Imprisonment; but the
English felt il necessary that she be
nut to death The outcome was that
she expressed regret for her recanta-
ton and was condemned and burned at
the stake May so. 1431.--EditorJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
One-Sentence Philosophy
POINTED PARAGRAPHs.

(ChlcagO News
Make few promises and keep what
you make
pair of yellow shoes doesn't age
more quickly than a pretty girl after
a mistaken marriage
It's hard for some children to under
stand why they should take their
troubles to the Lord when they have
q mother.
The man who is too effusive in ex-
pressing his gratitude for a small favor
is batting his hook for a larger one.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
JOURNAL ENTRIEs.

ILUDehd JUuTndI-I
"A cOntented man IS always satisfied
with a hand to mouth existence
Were charity always 70 begin at
home, there wouldn't be much left to
pass outside the family circle
Most women splurEe in the dress
line, not to attract The men. but to
arouse the envy of their sisters
There must be little satisfaction to
the critics in the knowledge that it is
easier TO tear down than to construct
A surgeon may leave a towel or a
pair Of scissors in an incisiOn nut he
is seldom so careless as TO leave any
thing in q PATIENTS pocketbook.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
QUAKER MEDTTATIONs

NEnlaQelpula fecOIOJ
An impediment in the speech may
be a blessing in disguise. If some of
US suffered there wouldn't be so much
gossip in this world
It's the little things that count"
quoted the wise guy. Perhaps" re-
piled the simple mug. "but don't lose
sight of the fact that its the biggest
fish that always get away"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
GLORE sIGHTS

IaLCUIsUn IIODe-J
So many professional secrets are not
worth knowing
No one can make a cheap suit case
look very. expensive
Sometimes a reputation for wonder
ful memory is based on a note book
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
WOULD GIVE THAW CASE
To ATTORNEY GENERAL

Albany. \. Y. Oct District attOr-
ney Whitman, Of New York, and dis
trict attorney Conger, OF LutcheSs
county. have suggested to acting gov
ernor Glynn that efforts TO return
Harry X. Thaw to this state from New
Hampshire be placed in charge Of the
attorney general
II the case is turned over to the at
tOrney general. il is said he will en-
deavOr to obtain an Indictment in New
York county charging conspiracy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
Behind Locked. Doors

EVER POPULAR thing to do minority party congress
N has vigorously objected which the majority in has
gone about making by nature and
thew iusnivey hate poor
nnano of this republic willingness parties
u the domination of the during they
called the humOr
the American pethe spirit possible victor with
vquhed with the whose political
But purely as an interesting discussion government,
and without any disposition squeal defeat
Republicans and other protective
satisfaction in painting the present situation IN congress IN ITS true
light question fore the resignation representative
committee with the declaration
and secret committee system deprive him OF any real par
tepatiOn in discussing framing of pending legislation
been framed in this way; The Democratic members OF the
respective committees in Republican
members with during the framing of the
After the work finished the Republican members were invited
Omay, the reports which they had had
part framing went to the Democratic Caucus which also met
secret Not only were no Republicans admitted to the caucus Out the Demo
cratic offered by
managers the bill without the mnu deviation
Under such circumstances theory
all interests popular assembly, becomes hollow
As representative expresses
must sit idly BY as pOwere spectators participate
bOundtO leaders"
Many critics OutdOne" Nobody
practically
Republicans carried the authority of the
such lengths the Democrats have carried Even some Democrats and
Democratic newspapers urging
nav Of limiting debate and preventing fbusng without which limitation it
bodies
diverse as the houses of congress
DenOc and Republicans have been about equally responsible gradual
reducing power of minority partisan
although happens
Republicans
PrOgresves
the
question may polling
percent popular
the percent of all Paid
patton 4 government
$4,000 public
100000 boysa AMI girls
Did you yourself city
night opinions about the board Of directors
going
public improvements advancing
responsibility
OF project Kelly
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
LYNCH ARRESTED AT TROUPE
is SAID TO BE WANTED HERE

Douglas Lynch, said to be wanted here
on a charge of embezzlement. has been
arrested at Troupe, Tex. The amount
of his bond in the case has been placed
at $500. Unless the defendant furnishes
the bond for his release at TrOup, 3
deputy sheriff VIII leave to bring Lynch
here.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01

appreciate and use personally. Would
an electric runabout be likely to please
her. She is fond of riding.
Harley Quinn.
Answer: Sure thing. \ woman likes
anything she can drive
Dear Editor:
Please tell me how to remove stains
from a piece of lowered lawn without
injury Ruth Leslie
Answer. A lawn mower is safe r
you keep your fingers out Of it.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01

consulting Washington
repnand, something Washington
political feels
territory
reach the things
righteousness o bargain
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
MANY STOPFS CLOSE.

A number of the dry goods, clothing
cnd shoe stores will close Thursday be
crusc of "Rosh Hashanah, Jewish New
Years.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
Letters to The Herald.

IAN communications must bear the
signature of the writer. but the name
viii be withheld If requested
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01

archaeology hnOgy eney
pursuing uPturning interesting past Among
carefully peace
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
THIRTYTHIRD YEAR

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public
s45oOOooO year keep running
100000 boys girls
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01

you think of yourself stakeholder in the city e. Pa
night your opinions of directors
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01

going
advancing viii built
responsibility
o project Kelly council
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01

graphically govern
that preferred
assembly mpeac
assembly
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01
Let's Hear the Other Side

~ marketing problems
wv Of
o general particular farmers
brought certainly against
theirbu system
Surely valley Of
business methods
question public
at
with commission Herald will
a very full of proceedings
quicker, swin
publication,
penee through buyers
agree by
e havet the who'll ruh
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01

n c1al report sent to the Mexican |
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-10-01

HE colonel has been ordered to
remain in quarters by MS DOC
4 tor and ne was very much out OF
The evening world., 1913-11-20
Ex.JETlCE v. \. CoHEn
FIGHTS HIS LANDlO
City Court Gives Order Of Dis
possession, but He Takes Case
Higher Up.

Whether william n. Cohen OF the Su-
prsme Court 10 to be dispossessed from
his es,sO0-a-year apartments at No 5Ih
Park avenue Ia to be decided by Justice
Cohalan In on application for stay OF
execution made by Attorney Henry r.
Violin for ex,Justice Cohen. The CITY
Court recently dispossessed Justice Co
hen for non payment Of his rent since
Jan. 1 Of &his year. The john J. liearn
Construction Company. owners OF the
euilding in which Justice Cohen lives. Is
complainant In the suit.
''This." said Attorney Glenn NJ. Cong
den for the construction company rs
simply n question OF whether an ex'
Justice of the Supreme Court can make
good his threat to hnd enough loop
holes IN the laws regulating the rela
tions Of tenant and landlord to enabl'
an astute lawyer to live forever without
the payment Of rent.
He took possession Of the seven
room apartment, In October. 1917. III
didn't like the looks OF the radiators
so he took them out and put In orna
mental and less conspicuous ones
Now he declares the heat is insufficient
for his needs"
Attorney Wolf said that Justice Co
hen had expended 110.0 exing up tho
apartments, with the Intention oi
spending fve years In them.
Justice Cohalan asked for briefs and
withheld decision.
The evening world., 1913-11-20
WOMAN BOUTEEP{R
MISSING; FRIENDS FEAR
X SHE HAS KILLED SELF
had Been Morose and Said
Death by Drowning Was
Easy Matter.

Ths Now Ycrk poiioe ars makins
every effort 70 locate Miss orace Ia
0sodre, the bookkssper Of the Hotel
0rsgorian In West Thirty-ffth street.
Dmo t,as been missing since last Thurs
day. Her fricnds believe she has
drowned herself and that her body Will
he found in one Of the rivers.
Miss La Gendre left the Gregorfan
between 10 and II clock last Thurs
day morning She complained or feel
ing Sll and told the management she
was going to her home, No. 156 clinton
street, brooklyn, where she had been
boarding with Miss Jensen for a num-
Der Of years. When she failed to return
to work the next day tho hotel manage
ment telephoned to the Clinton street
address. where IL was stated Miss la
Gendre had appeared thsae at noon the
day before. but had gone away ifnmedi-
ateiy thereafter. Since then nothing has
been seen or heard OF hes.
II was said at the hotel this morning
that the young woman had been very
morose for several days and the day
that death by drowning was an easy
matter when one become tired OF this
world. Miss La Gsndre mad no love
affair, as far as is known. and she left
her books In perfect order.
when last seen she wore heavy
gray ulster coat with black collar and
cuffs and brown hat with pink flow
ers. She was about Ave feet in height.
of slender build. and had dark hai-.
somewhat streaked with gray. She
was about thirty-two years Of age.
The only relative known at the hotel
was said to be AN uncle, Henry La
0endre OF Cresskill. y. J.
Miss Jensen eaid to-day that Miss Ia,
Gendres friends were working on Sow
eral clues to her whereabouts. but that
none OF them had disclosed anyrhing
which would lead to finding her. She
had been employed at the Gregorian
for more than year.
The evening world., 1913-11-20
STATEN ISLAND CELEBRATES.
southaeld Democratic club t0> IA y.
uuet Suecessful Candidates.

The successful Democratic candi-
dates Of Richmond Borough In the re-
cent election will be rendered "A BAN
quet tonight by the southheld Demo-
cratic Club of sDonGan HILLS. Staten
Island.
Tho dinner will be given at Bianch!s .
Cherry Cottage Hotel. Augustus p.
Correard. the Democratic Nsader OF the
South Shore section. will preside. Vic-
tor Petite sr. A. X. Sussuma ard
George Hemmes constitute the Ar
sungements Committee.
The guests will be Judge Harry Tier
nan. District-Attorney Albert c. FAoh.
County Clerk L. Bostwick. Sheriff JOS
sph O'Grady and Alderman John J.
ORourke.
The evening world., 1913-11-20
Gets uich1Oridc In Her Mouth,
DOcsu't Sy011Ow II.

The screams OF Mrs. Elizabeth Fey
OF No. $50 Eagle avenue. the Bronx
startled her ncighbors early to-day and
brought n policeman. TO whom she
stated that che had taken bichlOride OF
mercury dissolved In water, mlstakinc
It for "A headache remedy in tablet form
The policeman called Dr. Paleg from
Lebanon Hospital. but when the doctor
arrived Mrs. Fey said he had merely
tasted the b'chloride solution and rec.
ognixing that 1t was not the medicine
she thought. had spat 1t out. She wa
not taken to tho hospital.
The evening world., 1913-11-20
TOM LEE JR. IS ARRESTED.
Son Of Chinatown "Wayor" Held
for Having Revolver In House.

Charged with violation OF the sullivan
law when an automatic revolver was
found In his home last night. Tom Lee
ir.. son OF Tom Lee, the Mayor Of
Chinatown" twcnty-elght years old. Of
No. Chrystie street. was arrested by
Lieut. Ahearn and Detective Wing and
arraigned before Magistrate Levy in
the Mems Night Court
Despite Lees declaring that the re-
volver did not belong TO him. the Mag
istrate held him in 500 bail for Special
Sessions. According to the two officers.
they we're searching the premises fc
The evening world., 1913-11-20

Extra Troops Are Rushed to
Laredo.
SAN ANTONIO. Tex. Nov. W.-Four
troops of the Third Cavalry, stationed
at Fort Sam HOUSTON. will Sntrain for
Laredo to-day at noon. II is believed
here that an attack upon Nuevo Laredo
by Constituuonalists Is expected and
that additional troops are being sent tn
protect Americans and control refugees
from the Mexican side.
New-York tribune., 1913-09-22
THE PRINT CLOTH MARKET
Sales Still Heavy and Prices Are
Well Maintained.

Fall River. Mass, Sept. 2i.-New Eng
land cotton manufacturers report good
business for last week. although in vol
,,na Il does not reach the totals Of the
two weeks previous. Brokers place the
ealos for the week at $40 900 pieces or
.t,,s total about 100. 900 pieces are spots.
Prices on several styles have been ad-
vanced. but quotations on the standard
raI,es last week are the same which
nrevailed for a week before. The heavy
business of the last three weeks has re-
suited in bringing down what accumu-
Iations existed in mills warehouses
and consequently mill agents and treas
urers are placed in the position where
tbev can insist upon full asking prices.
THE market for 3SJa inch goods particu-
IarIv has been strong. The market for
+wills and sateens has been satisfactory.
SINNERS arc firm in their asking
prjces for cotton yarns. In the raw cot
TON market spot cotton reached the
highest point in a long time on satur-
dov. when IT topped 1880 cents for mid
ding uplands. New York quotation and
classification. Mill men still report a
shortage of help, and II is not likely
,tat much Of a change will take place,
oven during the cold weather.
FoIlowing are the quotations for last
neck. 2S-;nch. 64-64, 3Ac; 2S-inch, 6f-
co 2&c. 27-inch. $3.50. 31Ac; 21-inch,
ppee sS ri r. 27-inch. $3.50, 3hc; 3sls =
inch. 64-64. b3sc; 39-inch, 6S-72' &c.
New-York tribune., 1913-09-22
GIRL SKATES INTO CELL
Policeman's Plea She Annoyed
Sick Baby Fails in Court.

Lillian NcAloon, sixteen years old'
student at the Washington Irving Hlgh
school. was arrested Saturday evening by
patrolman Valentine for roller skating III
front of his house. No. all West %oth
street Valentine said Lillian disturbed
his sick baby. lie told Magistrate Marsh
in court Yesterday morning that the
girls father "threatened TO break hirh
and tried to prevent the arrest oy SAYING
that he was a member or the GOODWIN
Club and could reach every judge IN 'he
city.
The girl told Magistrate Marsh 'hat sne
was skating around the pennsylvania
Station and not in front Of the police
mans home. Frank Dowling, Tammahy
minority leader OF the Board OF A'uer-
men. appeared for the girl.
"You ought not TO have taken this s'r'
to the station house. Why didn't you
serve her with a summons asked Mag
istrate Marsh. -,
"she was over. sixteen years said
Valentine.
"Discharged." said the magistrate
Mr. Dowling said he wouldnt let 'ne
case against Valentine rest just because
the girl was discharged.
New-York tribune., 1913-09-22
CROP MARKET REVIEW
Grains Dec|ine-New Highs for
Cotton and Coffee.

There has been a declining tendency N
at Western points and an unusually high
percentage OF contract grade in the ar
rivals. Fluctuations in the early part OF
last week were narrow, the market was
somewhat unsettled and at one time
there was a partial recovery, but enor-
nous shipments from Russia checked the
idea OF an extensive foreign demand. and
as receipts continued to pile up prices
sagged
Rumors that the countervailing duty on
Canadian wheat would be abolished by
Canada removing the duty on American
caused considerable selling in Chicago OF
December and May against purchases Of
these months In Winnipeg. The effect
of the news from Russia was aided by
the report of the Italian crop, which was
placed at 20s000,000 bushels. against 1885,
100000 last year. Russian figures showing
shipments OF $4,000 bushels for the week.
against 3,s0s,o00 a week ago and 10000
last year.
In the Northwest the crop movement
for five days was 10000 bushels over
the previous week: but in spite of this
there has been less pressure to sell than
might have been expected. and farmers
are said to be storing their wheat. Some
reports Of heavy export sales in Mani
toba lack confirmation, and at present
foreign markets have little or no !nfu-
ence on prices here.
New-York tribune., 1913-09-22
TONS OF MEATS CONDEMNED
377,0O0,000 Animals Inspected
in Seven Years.
From The Tribune Bureau.

Washington. Sept 2l.-During the seven
years that the present law has been in
effect more than 100000 animals we're
inspected by the government at slaughter
houses. according TO a report just issued
by the Agricultural Department. In that
time 10000 carcasses and 4.750000 parts
of carcasses were condemned.
The report shows that the reinspection
of meat and meat food products In their
various preparations amounted to 1900,
10000 pounds. of which there were con-
demned on reinspectlon 1isOoo,0C0 pounds.
There were certified for export 5000, ,Oo0, 900
pounds.
Federal inspection is maintained at 7s2
slaughtering ard packing establishments.
which number includes practically every
establishment OF Importance In the coun-
try These establishments are distributed
in 81 towns and cities. The force TO con,
New-York tribune., 1913-09-22
FEVER GERMS FOR DOCTORS
Sxty-five at Bellevue Inoculat-
ed Against Typhoid.

sTty-fye physicians on the staff Of
Bellevue Hospital have been inoculated
With sterilized typhoid cultures in an ef-
lor 10 immunize them against typhoid
lever. II was said yesterday at the hos
ptal that physicians connected with the
institution performed the inoculations.
lhey began on Saturday and completed
ue work yesterday.
Bellevue Hospital now has in it's wards
ahety-seyen typhoid fever patients from
ule East Side below 40th street, a part
ue city where there has been sharp
V1'oreak since early I'm the present
m0aih. Only one new case was taken 10
u,e hospital yesterday.
"hen the Department of Health first
''sah to advise the immunization treat
uent It designated among those persons
."o would be particularly benefited
"aeoy physicians. hospital internes,
"e''eal students, nurses and orderlies.
!, 'he treatment has been offered by the
DeD@rtment Of Health 10 all those in the
.V'e OF the typhoid outbreak who care TO
lake IL