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The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1913-07-10

And IN acCOrdance with lAEtW M
many shares of each parcel of such
stock as may be necessary. win be sold
al the office OF A. II. Featherstone In
the Otterson Block. Wallace. Idaho.
OH the 5th day Of July. 1913, at II
o'clock noon Of such day to pay the
delinquent assessment thereon togeth-
er with the costs OF advertising and
expenses Of sale.
A. H. FEATHERSTONE
Secretary. Otterson Block. Wallace.
Idaho. Je 19-Jy 3-3t.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1913-07-10
CHURCH
SERVICES.

Wallace has = number OF
churches whose pastors and
members are always glad to
welcome visitors. Following
are the announcements for
next Sunday.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1913-07-10

Secretary Bryans endorsement of
the new currency bill Is compared by
the New York Sun TO blind mans
dictum on landscape painting.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1913-07-10
NOTICE TO DELINQUENT STOCK
HOLDERS.

Office Of the East Hecla Mining Com
pany, Limited, Wallace, Idaho.
Notice: There is delinquent upon
the following described stock on ac-
count Of an assessment levied on the
18th day Of May. 1913, the several
amounts set opposite the names of the
respective shareholders as follows:
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1913-07-10

St. Andrews. Mullan--Sunday school
every Sunday afternoon In the church
at p. m, Services by the rector on
alternate Tuesday evenings Guild
meetings every Tuesday afternoon a,
$50 p. m.
Award Chamberlain. rector.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1913-07-10
ANNUAL REP, Rr or TRUSTEES.

choo1 No. 10,
Public
In pliancew Section
.
monthly all teachers employed $lo555
Number Of library. So
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1913-07-10

st. Peters, MISUNDERSTANDING school
ever. sunday afternoon at $3.50 in the
church All children cordially invited
to be present Raptisms may be per-
formed at any time
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1913-07-10

z 512 John w.
bell
Wallace Miner.
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9-3012 nellie Makns
IandC CO lumber fors Sidewalk and "a
Co.
Nellie Makns
Harold Craig aptor for Octobe
Graham library text books etc
akips teachjn for january
Eugene Heath janitor fort nd
w. rahsmta sandt hooks
22o-13
IS Heath in
teaching in March
Eugene Heath
-o-ls White Lippett merchandise and labor
5-2I-lS Johnston & Stark plumbing
NIB ''''''''.'
l. Iheraut
e. T. WHITE locks ndenas
$1,6944s
interest on bond
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26
Bol0 1ALDr1 r1AY

xAs Iins-Tuesday, April %, At 8
n. -
3As Flaes-The Odeoo.
1As csse-Forty people under dizee
tion Of Mr.. Jaek Vories.
n Hlay@'Scenes in the U.ie,
Dspet, " including ehsruses a.d special.
tisa.
n 1eaaaesnsee-Ths PrssAytsstaa
nsAiss whe took advsntass Il Rev. aad
Ass. Bsfgeas familiarity VIA tAis
particular Play 70 Pssa IL seeat bsiae
oaAs - wips ost H. na.ss AsbG
3se0so-ExeslIeat hsaAway b ~
~ aaAs With IL pssAaiaasiss - .
great treat y guasaatssl.
1ss6o-sss s.d sse, ss.A..gsssit
|ee faskissas dug stsss sse sssavsl
esot tickets without ersza. .sMfs-. skc
|eWae hah Il IL As1ss .sausse ~
01A0D Ssiag ssa1iasssa H. Ssst lse .
GAsw Il tAs kial 0sassal alnisuis.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26
yuDW aAIa y nan

Wed esoss fsso Les AAeslss taat
Judy b. I. oaIA . Pssesse assssnay
Of oaRfisla ess.ty; aisa h ~ Oali-
sesaia city kpsil u. n Lss Aaopass
Passss 0tvs - - = - ~ q -
~ k1sw - ~ Ssss stlbl0 1 ~
- - snow - suUssaso ~ -
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26
R1aoazAz sRvsH~

~ lscaa Astss Il n. 1,ee.e,.,
osAsr e aasass ~ Aesr tAstr ....al
lGsnseaa ssEvtess H. tha o.. sA.sa.,
'sa soa.y 'as1Asso, A,ru s7.a, q )
. - A~tAes ...leal prsC.a. h,
Sssa a1sssA taA svsEy - = invsssa
|s, -a6s,
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26
SOLD,BY

, ~ sesse s.a thss - ~ saase skaa.
taat at H. tine Il - aoakA,
Joass eals safksssl nsevsus hssah.
dsw1 aesst eioat nsatAs ~ aad si,ss
tAas tns - ~ Sssa eAss - ~
Asws - - sefssa ~ ~ ssafsesa -
- As.s 7 w Sss1e ssellsiss.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

EssaA naeas ~ ~ ssA4.sd fssa
tAs Nsais - asasspt es..ssy
vAess - sssasAaS n sasvietiag thsss
asa - ~ sAasUs q visa.Gi.g ~
Ss.s hvs e ~ stsss. N nsa vsss
guilty Il killing slk.
Aoessaine = ssPssts ssssivsl hses
4asshAA Easkslh aAA Nsa. Heeils
Creek q nsess.s vsss s.itsl i. aar
ria0s N 0sasA ys.etisa. "Narsa"
~ sssaE ~ e fsis.As In this CSC
tioa Il H. votsn ssees a.a u s.s
Of ~ bs3 knovn eattlensn in the
stats.
AnnsaAee0snt uas naAs At the
nesting 0f IT, business nsa tAat tAs
city viil have . firstela.s had this
sesseA Il y said that hoae talent
will Tern tAs baad sAA that the boys
will b offsssd inducements to be ready
for say.ss al secssio.s when their
services are needed.
80
Local friends of Randy Ballineer ass
keeping close watch On his work in
Dssvss. Last Sunday - pitched for
the Csbasslas assiast the strong team
frea Fsst L>saa s.d shut cut the col.
disr esys sy . seoss Of three T. .e&A.
i.G. H fsassa slsvsa sf tAs hssvisss
hasssss Il ~ Leeas tssa.
= -
CAaisaAa Diflsalasfsr 4 - A>~.
nisstssssA Tssasssss s.ieA 81 c,ssk
Hssaasa Nv bssa bssy this vssk
PAnsiag tAsis sigsatsses = IT, county
bseAs vAisA vsss psfs.dsl unAsr .
vote e ~ ta.Paysn at ~ iAst sIse.
tisa fhs el,soo pssniun givsa for
tAs besds b expected sosn.
= = =
Ths farAess In the Casbondale see.
tiss Asvs shipped out several ears OF
potatoes tAe past week, the price hav-
iaS advanced the first Of this week u
IS ees*s per hundred, but Wednesday
there was . drop Of five cents. How
sves, tAis b more encouraging than the
20 eeat prize Of soms weeks aye.
.
Dave wsodssn, asec 81 years, ID
1t his hsns In tAis city Tuesday nssa.
iAG - . result Of rAsunatisA Nnd
kindred troubles. He w.S Z member
Of the eolsssd NAssais lodge No. 7 of
Lsedvills. He was well known through.
out this ssstioA, having been . resident
Of Glsawood for . number Of years.
Ars- Peter Wald Of Ossbondals Aas
bssa esitisally III this week It The
ho.s Of Ass daughter, Ar.. H. q. yss-
sep sf this city, 80 Wednesday aight
hsr life vss dsPsiFsA Of, bat ysstss-
Aay nss.i.g - - sallisl es.aidss..
by sd - ~ Pet ssss - pesss tier.
= ssAsesasas Asps 4 ~ ssesvssp
=
Picnic parties were sesn vending
their way through Grand canon sunday
last. The great bulk Of the nation IS
wealth may b in the vaults Of the
eastern banks, but when it comes to
real wealth-pare air, pure water and
real enjoyment Of nature can
not hold . candle to this section of
the Rockies.
= = =
If any city in the state should have
an Elks lodge Glenwood Springs should.
But it seems impossible for the local
Elks to secure the necessary charter
because of objections raised. QleAwood
annually is visited ~ Hundreds of Elks
aAd yet their Glenwood brothers who
wsaid EiaaIy erect home here, are no.
allowed b do - Such . home would
b . great benefit to our city and it
is to be hoped the time is aot far dis
tant whom the objections will b re
Doved and our Eks can have q W.
Aehs Of their own here.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26
BY3 xo0 1DoA3. aa8

1Pssiaxst d. NsAss, vm - q -
00V0oO Hstsl, VEDN1BDAY,
A9sa 9etA, - spss1as uPsa - essaa
- BxA NON, THDoA1, 1A1 A.
1po 3ssa1b - - n 0lasso c.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

0hsRiff Jsssup vas in tAs epAng
Ou1sA district Wednesday atts.Ai,g -
oalinss affair
aoouneenent il made tAat . Jap
ansss Au,dHy will be opened here in
- near future.
Nh. Bradford, from near Chicago,
b visiting her daughter, Ars. JsAs
0irdlef, Of this city.
Harry Martin came down from Aspen
4asiy this vssk aAd - ssesR4s1 . -
sitioa With ths d. L r. G.
Ansssse NsGuirk y ealkAg upsa tAs
Ss0 psspas ~ wssk aski.g tAso -
0ahs k.svs tAsis pssSsrty AslHa0
oovssaae AnAAas - aAnsA 4 1.
1A2ay q 1ifls - ssssssa Ainss6 = .
0snbss 4 ~ sessk iaspssstss bsssA
= = =
! A. Csok, eAssk 70 tAs D. 4 4 O.
seaAnastes, spsns ssns tins this week
se$saAiAg - business sffsiss IN AsPsa.
Mis- Lssiss Riss savs . birtAAay
pasty at her AonA lest Wednesday
AftsFaeQa- shs was ten years old.
i = = =
Ola folks and young folks eaa b
sssa every day vending their way IL
IL big swimming pool across tho river.
Bert Gregori and Dominic LADonAe
Of the New Castle country were here
Wednesday attending to business It.
t.i,..
Hsafy Hasley, one Of the leading cit
i,sns of the Silt country, was attending
= Business affaiu here few days this
Vesk.
Miss Helen Hughes celebrated her
thirteenth birthday Thursday after
.ssa with . party st her hone o. Pit.
kin avenue.
JoAa Fleming, one Of the leading
mining ~. Of the Rsd Cli6 district,
vas down this week attending 70 bus
1nso affairs.
- -
County Treasurer Smith visited his
ranch in the lower end Of the valley
tAis week. Each visit finds him more
enthusiastic over the crop outlook.
= = =
All Odd Fellows and Rebekahs are
invited to Odd Fellows hall next Mon.
Aay evening OF the occasion of the
effieis} visit of Grand Master j. N.
Norman. -
At the session Of the Business Men 8
League W. 8. Parkison was reelected
president; A. w. kendrick, vice pres!.
aent; John Richardson, treasurer and
T. E. Lucas, secretary.
= = =
]. A. MacRae, who was recently op-
Grated ON for bowel trouble, at the
Glenwood sanitar;um, has been removed
to his home and it is said he is on the
high road to recovery.
4 > y ~
Mrs. westerfnah, county superintend
ut, is certainly busy these days getting
ssady for the school bond election.
With this added to her regular work
~ entire time is taken up.
J. VI. Gibson arrived Monday night
from Les Angeles where he hes beea
ssafined in . hospital for seevrai
weeks. He is in . very serious coaAa'
ten at his home in this city.
Superintendent JeA4 Girdler has
keen elected superintendent Of schools
q La Grande Oregon, = city more than
twice as large ~ Glenwood and en-
Ploying nearly forty teachera
There seems but one solution to the
rad question and that is the putting
e all Of them in first-elass condition
01eA . course would eertsinly make au
Il then availAble for auto travel
= = =
II. b. French, supervisor Of H. Holy
Ossss forest reserve, says tAs 0rssA
sivse will not reaeh - high . staes
~ ysas - iase year. He says ~
sasw fall did no< equal thae Of . ysaI
- satAusiastie did tAs ffisoAs d
1aahaN Nnekolls beeom> Whsa tAsJ
.SsssS of his n.afs1xss SliEt isey sss
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

- Hsessas = sAlIsaA'
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

stfswber1y Day. TIE merchants vast
it, the people Of the town wa.s It ssd
the ra.eanel and othsrs In 0aEkSei1
and Surrounding countiss IN lssk uPos
Strswbeny Day - . na*sse e ss1rss.
Whses = tAs g1y w stasesa ~ -
Psgt ~ GlsaWSsa vae = - upsAaR
1Ganl' 1sseival = lolSl
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

II. b. French, supervisor Of IL Holy
Ossss forest reserve, says ths 0faaA
si1se will not reseh - high . soaes
~ ysas - - year. He says tAs
sosw fall did not equal thae Of ysas
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

- GntAuiaseie did tie ffieoAs ef
2aahaN Naekolls beeomo Whsa tAsy
[sSA6s1 of his nari1xEs thEt iseS ess-
0aa1od H. G1s4d JuDetion bad and
0s~o Aia . sosang rssspkisa ia hi
= = =
n Gnnd River Gas and OIL esa-
p@N; - which leeal people afs ~
ania stoekho3dsss aAd Pre0otsn, ass
AEmE4g at . dsptA ef nssr 1000 test.
fAsy have passa thssaSA Ssur sal
an1A ~ ~ s.es.xssssa Ssi.e sbsst
~ 1sse thssk 0as = stsseg - ~
haaiFs - ~ s.ossa - go
- - 1sasa Wl1Ana ~ nsGt ~ AvA
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

= = =
Governor Ammons and meusAera ~
the highway commission are tc>6ina
the state in the interest ef the Ssoh
fund monies. They are becoming -
niiiar with the needs u the vas5s9l
sections and will thus be in a poe;tiea
to deal fairly with each and every -.
tion Of the sta4e>
II Aas beea suggested that the ~
.sss Ia wsst Of Grsnd ave.us -
thsss east Of the same tAoroushfars q.
Oaniss opposing ball tea.s a.l eiru Z
few sxAiaitisas. sons Of the fenpNu
who have been playing ball(i dusian
tAs Past wi.sef asd especially wAsa ~
bah paek was covered several i,eno1
with sncw. might come out now ess
sAew - hs~ the gaae should b. piazza
= = =
Bseisnias with Nay tAs heal -
ssys will hsvs regular signal prasansp.
Cisf Bssdgs viii sound the alarn -
- aleas will know when it ID 70 =
given This means the boys will ~
- - ready at any and an tinss r
fssh 70 tie fire house for the ouelk
fOss blast Of the fire whistle will -
H. ssys = Peaeties. TAs toys ezG
- saiag ~ sffaar hsesss ~ esc 171
- ~ ~ nssta.G
=
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

CAes1aa DifssAAasfsr 4 ~ e>n-
nisstsssss, Tssasssss oaith 81 C,ssk
Hsshasa Nv essa bssy this vssk
PassiaG tAsis dgsatsses = H. county
bsoAs vAisA vsss Fsfsndsl unAsr .
vote q ~ ta.Psysn at ~ Ast slse.
tis2 fhs el,soo pesniun givsa for
tAs be.ds = expected sosa.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

The street elsanefs are still busil
engaged in rvmoving the winter dsbri
And ere putting everything in fin
shaPs. WhsA they fiaish tAsir wor
there viii net b . peettisr or elsans
city In H. s1ass. .s
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

Ths druggists Of the state will hold
their annual meeting hero again this
year. Druggists Parkison, Taft and
BaFnes have bsea named - . commit
tee to take caro- Of them through theil
stay in tho city.
The Glenwood post., 1913-04-26

Nine tAsssasa Asilass = H. ssa Z
ns.sy deposited With ~ Issal pssta
savinU beak WITH ~ asPssits Z
i.r. tws ssti1nsi banks showing aa IL
ereess ever lase ysaf, thsEs = fsseAa
svids.es 49, 6lsswssa = . PsssPs,
- city.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09
Random Burrows by Rambo.

Random Burrows by Rambo.
Il dry sermon is poor kindling
for a revival.
All the importance there is to
some men is superficial.
Giving voluntary advice is a pet
vice with some people.
1t is generally easier to explain
a difficult situation than to get out
of it.
Who is skillful in making apollo :
gies is apt to be skillful in few other
ways.
What is more provoking than a
careless neighbor who borrows
tools?
Ever notice that the fellow who
is in the wrong usually has the
most to say
Sometimes a very slow man will
hasten to ascribe his poor furnitur e
to luck.
1t is one thing to have fortune
nibble at your bait, and another
thing to land it.
To meet an old sweetheart after
many years suggests strange med
itatiOnS.
If you never feel like playing
better lay off and doctor up until
you do.
The fool repents when too late;
the wise man avoids cause for re-
pentance.
The thermometers of some folks
seem to exaggerate the extremes
of the weather,
When you have to coddle the
friedman in order to keep him, you
/ are justified in canning" him,
Wear yonr happieSt smile as the
year wears away. Few notice the
threadbare clothes on the man
whose face shows the joy of a good
heart.-Star Farmer
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09
It's the Soul That Counts.

Dun and BradStreet rate him rich.
His name works magic at the bank.
His vaults are stuffed with stocks
and bonds. But his dollars have an
actual value of five cents each.
He is bloated with riches and
writhing in poverty he's a pluto
Graf and pauper at the same time.
Fate has made an ass of him -
she has given him all the cash he
asked for, but she has omitted the
formula that gives it value.
He has the lock, but he can't find
the key-he doesn't know what to
do with his money. q
He is lineal DESCENDANT of King
Midas he learned the golden touch,
but he can't control its power. In
his madness for millions he has
transmitted all the realities of life
into useless trash.
He placed his springtime in the
mining preSs-he turned all his
hopes and all his visions into coin
stamped all the tenderness out of
his heart and milled the peace off
his soul.
Year by year he went to amass-
ing wealth and just as steadily los
ing all that was good in him. All
that was kindly all that was joy
Gus he turned to drosS.
Now in his silver age he is yearn-
ing for his golden youth,
There is an ache that he doesn't
understands hungry hole in his
breast where godly heritages shriv-
eled and died from disuse.
He can't enjoy himself he isn't
trained to the job.
His rapacity destroyed his capac-
ity to comprehend the Big Message.
He owns a yacht, but it's a drift
ing argosy with dead sails-with all
his wealth he can't make it carry
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09
October Railway Traffic Exec eds All
Records.

The receipts and the expenses of
the steam railways for the month
of October, 1912, are greater than
for any other month in their his
tory. Net operating revenue, which
is the gross income before any
thing has been taken out for taxes
and rentals, interest on bonds, ap-
preparations for betterments or div
idends, averaged $751; per mile of
line per day, which contrasts with
1914 for October, 1911, and in
crease of $197. This is an increase
per mile of line for the month of
$6113, or 14.4 per cent.
The monthly summary of the
Bureau of Railway Economics, COM
piled from the reports of railways
to the Interstate Commerce Com
mission. covers for October 220,636
miles of line, or about 80 per cent
of all of the steam railway mil cage
of the United States. The aggre-
gate net operating revenue for this
mileage was $107440,51S, which is
greater by $14,87O,125 than that
for October, 1911. The increases
were due in greatest proportion to
the freight traffic, which is always
greater in October than in any 9TH
er of the month of the year.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09

Do you want to change climate?
Buy a fruit ranch in the famous
Bitter Root Valley, Montana. We
own large tract of developed and
undeveloped land in this fertile
valley on the Pacific side of the
mountains where the climate is per-
feet Grand scenery, fine water, mild
winters and cool summers, fine
hunting and fishing Write for
prices, etc. The o. W. Kerr Com
pany. 200 Andrus Building, Mime
apolis, MINI.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09
THE 1913 WORLD ALMANAC.
10000 Facts and Fieures-Several
Hundred New and Special
Features.

Our readers will be surprised at
the vast amount of valuable infor-
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Jects, at the useful general knowl-
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VAAwa -. haek kawr,an
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09
Household Helps.

A pinch of sugar dropped into
the stove backing greatly brightens
the luster.
Hot vinegar will clean off paint
splatters; turpentine will remove
putty, When brown streaks appear
in porcelain, steel enamel or gran
lite rub them off with pumice
stone.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09

carry him to the Land Of Dreams.
He can't see-he can't hear
greed has dulled his eye made him
color blind--none of the wonders of
life have a meaning,
For him the mountain SUBMITS
are bare-the flowers have died on
the slopes and the north winds have
locked the brooks and silenced the
waterfalls.
He is man without illusions-a
moral cripple Croesus staring in
to his treasure vaults.
When you were wrapping yourself
in ideals, he was rapping out ideas.
You have only sold your services
he has put every drop of his blood
into the market place and the joke
of it is that he had to wait till win
ter before he found that every dol
lar is not the same size that its
purchasing power varies with the
individual.
He has overpaid. No man gets
out of his existence more than his
legitimate allotment. If he gains
in one direction, he loses a compen-
satiing something in another way.
The price of the kings crown is
heavy with heartache. The mean
est subject in his kingdom can mar
ry as he wills. but the mightiest
monarch must mate at the diccate
of the state.
The embezzler defaults with prop
erty he did not earn, but from that
moment every hour of every day is
haunted with the dread of detection.
The roisterer INDUCES himself in
every within and wilfulness, but set
ties the bill when his wasted vitali-
ty exposes him to disease against
which the continent man has stored
sufficient energy to defend himself.
Old John Moneybags has the price
of every form of enjoyment, but he
can't locate the trails that lead to
happiness.
| 1t isn't the size of a mans roll,
but the size of a mans soul that
counts. Woman's World.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09
Work Wanted.

l am ready to do your washing
ironing or other work.-Mrs. Nj. C
Hall, first door west of Garage.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09
Katy Changes Time.

Sunday the NJ r. & T. changed
the numbers of its passenger trains
also the time of arrival of several.
Note the time of arrival and don't
get left. The new time card is as
follows:
North and East.
No. % arrive lilo a. m.
No. 20 arrive $50 p. M.
No. %, Wabash, arrive lilo p. IN.
South and West.
No II arrive lilo a. m,
No, IS arrive $50 p. IN.
No. 20 arrive 4:40 p. IN.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09

A Moberly man started for home
one night after a long session down
town. 1t CHANGED that in the cellar
of his house there had been for a
long time one of those old fashion,
ed wheels tread mill wheels
that was used in the old days for
dog Churn power. While the Mo-
berly man was away his wife got a
man to clean out the cellar and
throw the wheel out in the back
yard. The Moberly man started to
to get into the house the back way
and got onto the wheel. He tramp
ed it for Is or 20 minutes and then
gave up in disgust saying: IF l
have to (hic) chase this hOuSh all
over town when I'm tired out thish
way, burned if won't sleep in the
barn an let the old housh 90 an
hunt it up in the mornin'. Elk.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1913-01-09

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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1913-04-26
QUICK Wit PREVENTS PANIC
Natural Aptitude to Grasp a Situation
~ Turned to Good Account
on Stage. N

Natural, aptitude to grasp q situa.
ton has been turned to account more
than once on the stage, and, in one
case, if the veracity Of q favorite
comedian goes for anything, it saved
a panic and possible loss Of life.
I'VE were playing one-n1ght stands
said he, Sin Kansas during the ter
rible period Of cyclones. and found
ourselves in large, dilapidated build.
ing, called, by courtesy. theater. Z
"The low comedian was on the
stage in the part of drunken hus.
band receiving a Vigorous lecture
from his wife. Madam he had Just
observed, If you keep on you'll talk
the roof off, when there was a roar
heard, followed by tremendous
crash, the building swaying like q
tree in a, storm. Everybody jumped
to their feet, for they saw the root
had been carried away. They were
about to turn and make one dash for
the exits, when the comedian, com.
ing down to the footlights, looked up
into the air, and, quick as q flash,
turned to the lady, and said: There,
what did tell you s..--=4...... Il +.
''The audience howled with laugh.
ter, and the quick-witted comedian
was undoubtedly the means Of pre-.
venting a serious calamity"