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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

To be perfectly frank, we have al
ways wondered if the Liberty Bell is
as great a drawing card for an expo
sition as it is cracked up to be.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Before emptyfng a pan of ashes.
pour water over it. If you've tried
emptying an ash pan when the wind
is blowing. you'll see a reason for
this
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

AS few accidents from sportive
rocking of boats have been reported
this season, the satisfactory inference
is that the foolkiller is at last on the
job.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

About the only way to inspire ap-
probation of the hobble skirt is to
recall the day when women wore
bustles.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Few hens will hide their nests out in
the weeds If the henhouse contains
plenty OF good nest boxes.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

covered besides those on the arms
and shoulders of incautious bathers.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Astonishingly few of the young
women on the rear seats of motor
cycles. fall off.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

The New Jersey bank that &C
cepted two corsets for a loan prob
ably considered them binding.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Joy riding under the mosn ie not sc
funny unless one survives.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Road-building requires skill. Did
you ever notice how many unskilled
men are working on the roads?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Nobody has better chance to lend
money than an elevator man in 3
20-story building, unless it is one in
a 25-story structure.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Another pet delusion was exploded
when it was proved that the soft col
lar is hotter than the armor plate
kind
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Man seeks divorce because his
Wife's rat showed. Must have been a
modest husband.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

A Chicago pastor seems to have hit
the mark when he said the heart
rather than wages was the cause of
sin.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Though this is a tender-hearted
world, those pictures of hardships in
the Antarctics would arouse more
sympathy if exhibited in cold weather.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

At least Newport has cut rag
dancing. Possibly they are doing 1t
for effect
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

No one really feels at home in a
strange city till he gets his name in
the directory.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Among the terrifying possibilities
OF nomenclature is hydroaeroterreo
plane.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

ing How to Trim Hats.''-Headline.
That's what every husband knows.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

The man who has enough patience
to look for four-leaf clovers has no
reason to be a bachelor.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Study to make the farm home so at
TO leave It
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

A man who lives in a modern fat
building and gets acquainted with his
next-door neighbor in a year is q
mixer.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Give your discouraged asparagus
fern a drink of luke-warm tea, and
notice a rapid growth.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Having abolished the offensive
placket at the top of the dress skirt,
woman now wears it at the bottom.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Almost anybody can forget an en-
gagement with the dentist
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20
No Promise Maker.

Does Blobbs keep his word ?"
I guess SO. He never seems 70
give it"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Still, If there were no rain where
would the dollars come from to buy
tickets to the baseball game?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Two joy riders have been handed
prison sentences. After a while the
others may take the hint.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

who are those awfully skinny lcok-
ing women ever there in q group?"
They are our wives, sir"
"They are? Then why don't fellows
Ike you put some flesh on your ribs p
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Yuan Shih-kai things that much of
the republic of China is under his hat
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

A woman married to a good fellow
usually has a bad time Of it
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

He that abuseth his colts may sx-
pect to be kicked by his borseA
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

Save muscle and time when cutting
bands by having a keen,edged knife
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1913-09-20

A millionaire snuff manufacturer sat
in his $4,000 French car watching the
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
10000 CARS OF FRUIT
EXPECTED WEsrERN SLOPE PRO.
pucTloN THIS YEAR.
Record YieIds Anticipated In Grand
junction, Fort Collins and Ia
Junta Districts. "a
w.s.sr. Newspaper Union News s.rvics.

western Newspaper Union News ssrvics.
Grand Junction. Colo.-Unless a
late spring frost is experienced. which
is unlikely. the Grand valley expects
the greatest crop Of fruit in its his
tory. The only damage done by the
frost three weeks ago was in the
nipping Of peach buds in few local
tiles where no smudging was done.
The railroad companies will begin in
a few days to make their annual esti-
mate OF the number of cars Of fruit
which will be shipped from the Grand
valley and the Western slope.
The entire Western slope output
will be not less than 10000 cars with
the Grand valley supplying more than
one-thord Of this amount.
The sugar beet crop will be the
largest in the history Of Grand valley.
The factory OF the Western Sugar and
Land Company located here has the
largest acreage contracted since It's
erection ten years ago. More than
1000 additional acres Of small grain
have been set in on the redlands
across the river from Grand Junction.
and crops of every kind will be grown.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23

Matty McCue. Racine feather
weight, stopped Jeff o'connell Of Chi
cago at Racine, Wis. McCue knocked
Lis opponent down five time during
the brief session. "a.
For the third consecutive year the
Iowa City high school has won the
interscholastic national rifle shooting
championship and the Astor cup
which goes with It
Willie Lieser. aged ~. champion
PITCHER Of the st. Paul. Mimi. graded
schools, died when told that his team
had lost the pennant. Physicians say
death was due to broken heart.
A depleted treasury caused the
blow-up of the United States baseball
league after an existence Of four days.
Jockey James Benschotten injured
during the running OF the Ltnstead
steeplechase at Pimlico. died at Balti-
more.
II Jack Johnson. negro pugilist. is
eentenced to the penitentiary for the
violation OF the Mann act, three
fighters at Calgary, Ont. Tommy
Burns, Luther Mccarthy and Arthur
pelkey, will issue statements claim
ing the heavyweight championship OF
the world.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
FOREIGN.

Statistics Just published show that
in the year 1912 the receipts OF the
various places of amusement in Paris
amounted to over $13.00o.OOo -
against s11.bO0.O0O for 1911. r
The militant suffragettes' campaign
OF placing bombs in public institu-
tions to coerce the government into
granting the parliamentary franchise
to women is being carried on In sew
eral quarters Of London and the prov
inces.
Governor Carranza has issued de-
cree directing that the law Of Jan.
25. 1862. popularity known as the
"law Of Maximillian." will be en-
forced against President Huerta Of
Mexico. and his associates when they
ere captured.
Ex-Queen Amelia of Portugal,
angered at the refusal Of her son. ex-
King Manuel. to agree to her mar
rage with the count of vassala, vowed
that she would elope with the man Of
her choice. Manuel's ideas carrying
no weight with her. m1
Formal charges OF conspiracy.
usurpation and assassination against
General Victoriano Huerta, provision
al president. have been made by Her
berto Barron, formerly commercial
agent Of the Madero government in
the United States. Barron at present
~ in New York city. NJ Ranlt,l.
William Protexter. an American
conductor ION fthe. Mexico Northwest.
efn railroad. was killed at La Junta.
chihuahua. He, had an argument
With some MeYicans and killed .
cousin Of Pascual orozco and wounded
another Mexican. Then. his ammuni-
tion exhausted. he was shot by his
wounded victimc
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
WASHINGTON.

A school Of crooks will be operated
during the convention of the Inter
national Police Chiefs Association.
June 9-13. ...s
Reports received at the Postoffice
department indicate that 5s,5o0.000
parcel post packages were sent
Through the mail during April.
Senator James. accredited with
speaking for President Wilson and
the administration. interpreted the
baltimore platform in speech in the
Senate, as committing the President
and the Democratic party to free
sugar.
1--WE are here to substitute the
shirt Of peace for the spirit of war.
We know Of no cause that cannot be
settled better by reason than by war"
said Secretary Of State Bryan. He
was addressing the banquet given by
the Carnegie Endowment for Inter.
national Peace for the delegates from
Great Britain here to prepare plans
tor the celebration in December next
vsar of the one hundreth anniver-
sary Of the signing Of the treaty Of
Ghert and of peace among English-
speaking peoples.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
GENERAL.

Brigadier General Smith. one Of
the best-known army officer in the
rervice, retired from active duty on
his sixty-fourth birthday.
National Legislation prohibiting
miscegenation is expected to result
from the conviction Of Jack Johnson,
negro champion prize fighter. of Chi
csgo, of violation Of the Mann act.
Official announcement has Just
been made by Alfred g. Beers. COM
riander of the Grand Army Of the Re-
rublic, that the annual encampment
will be held next September, at Chat
tanooga, Tenn.
A universal Christian church" in
which all protestant sects shall be
united, is the church Of the future and
rapid strides toward the accomplish
1nent of such an ideal are being made.
according to the Rev Junius b.
kemensnyder. pastor Of st. James
lutheran church, New York, who
preached the synodical sermon at the
otening at Atchison. Kan. Of the bi-
c1.nial convention Of the general sy-
nod of the Lutheran church.
After June the $50 limit on the
value Of the contents on parcel post
packages between the United States
and Japan will be eliminated.
Three men were shot and killed by
Tommy Lee, negro bootblack. at
Fort Worth. Tex. The slayer com
mitted suicide In sight Of 1000 peo-
PIE.
Bishop Croswell Doane. bishop Of
the Albany diocese Of the Protestant
Episcopal church. died at the Hotel
Manhattan in New York. He was 81
years old.
w, J. Calhoun. retiring minister to
China, declared at Chicago that the
menace now confronting China is mot
lorium smoking, but whisky-American
y-hisky-which is worse than the
famed celestial drug.
Secretary Lane Of the Department
OF the Interior has accepted the final
seryey of the Green river irrigation
project in eastern Utah, which. when
completed, will reclaim 265.o00 acres
of some Of the most fertile land in the
v est, and which is the largest, Carey
act area in the country.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
CONGRESSIONAL.

Representative Stevens Of Texas in
troduced Joint resolution for adjust
n.ent Of Alaskan Canadian boundary.
Senator Norris denounced interna-
tioual bankers who furnished money
tor Brazilian coffee valorization
scheme. 3
The Penroee-LA Follettc amend
ment directing that public hearings
on the Underwood tariff, bill be held
WAS defeated by vote of Il TO 49,
and the motion 6f Senator simmchs
to refer the bill then was passed with.
out q roll call.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
Minor Mention.

Memebers Of all the pioneer societies
in the state held banquet in Denver.
Dispatches received from Los An
geles say Ray Reynor. aged twenty
one, former resident Of Denver. was
killed in railroad accident.
William E. Sweet Of Denver was
elected vice president of the Young
Mems Christian Association at the
annual meeting at Cincinnati.
Four Colorado Springs people have
reen indicted by the grand jury and
arrested by Sheriff George Birdsall.
Seven true bills were returned.
w. H. Dilley, a well-known fruit
grower of Clifton. committed suicide
by shooting. He was respondent
over illness and business affairs.
Miss Rose Hart. the young woman,
who took first honors over Sheriff
Daniel Sullivan in a street fight in
Denver. was found guilty Of vagrancy
and fined $25 and costs.
Prof. George p. Weldon. assistant
state entomologist and Instructor at
the agricultural college at Fort Col
Inns, has been appointed assistant to
the state horticulturist of California.
Approximately s1.ooo.ooo per year
will be saved to Colorado merchants
and other receivers Of express II rates
decided upon and about to be pub
l!shed by the Interstate Commerce
commission become effective. as ex-
pected. within a few days.
Governor Ammons and the State
Board of Health have been asked to
place the responsibility for the deaths
of ten children at the State Home for
Neglected and Dependent Children in
South Denver. from scarlet fever.
within the last three weeks.
Mrs. Josephine Walsh. divorced
wife Of r. H. Walsh, president Of tho
First National bank Of Sheridan, Wyo..
went to Denver to consult attorneys
In reference to q proposed suit
against her former husband for the
recovery Of half Of the Walsh fortune.
which she says was accumulated from
an original $4,000 she gave him.
Harry e. Kelly. United States Dis
trict Attorney. has filed q complaint
in the Federal Court against J. M.
Archuleta, q citizen Of Colorado.
charging him with importing con-
tract labor into the country in viola
tion Of law. There are four counts
in the complaint. making Afchuieta
liable 10 . fine Of $4,000 i convicted.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
NEWS OF COLORADO POINTS

District Attorney John A. Rush OF
Denver served notice on John T. Bot
tom, attorney for Harold F. Henwood.
who on May 28 will stand trial for the
killing Of Sylvester I. Won Phul IN
the barroom of the Brown Palace no
tel on the night Of May "a, 1911, that
Arthur Patterson. brother Of Mrs. lsa-
bel Patterson Springer. would be
called as a witness in the case.
Governor Ammons vetoed the state
income tax bill, the bill repeating the
anti i-boycott law, the boxing bill the
till regulating Investment and in
surance companies and the bill con-
cerning probation Of persons pro-
ceded against criminally and provided
for appointment Of probation officers.
:. he bill permitting racing under sup
orvision Of racing commission will
become law without the governors
signature. .s.
The Burnham-Wayne sextuple Smur'
der at Colorado Springs. which M. W..
McClaughry of the department Of
Justice claims to have been one In a
series committed IN several western
states by Henry Lee Moore, life
termer in the Missouri pen. occurred
on Sunday night, September II. 1911,
put the bodies were not found until
the following Wednesday. The muir
derer left little in the way Of a clue
and the case has always been mys-
tsry.
william c. Jules, a resident Of
Idaho Springs for over 20 years. diea
at the family home. He was A Year,
old.
Because his wife. Elsie, went to a
dance, rode on a motorcycle with ai,-
other man and wrote a letter to still
another man, was not sufficient rea-
son, In the opinion Of Colorado
| Springs County Court Jury. for Paul
Odom to secure divorce decree, as
requested in his cross-bill. and tho
jury returned a verdict awarding the
decree to the wife, who first started
suit, alleging cruelty.
The right of persons to will their
property to other than relatives was
sustained in two decisions handed
down by the Court Of Appeals in Den.
ver in both cases the nearest relatives
were contesting the will.
Jealous Of his wife for more than
a quarter Of a century because she
had gone to q dance with another
man, after they had become engaged.
William Dammaun Of Fort Lupton.
As, attempted to kill her and. falling
IN this, blew Off the top Of his own
head With shotgun.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
WESTERN.

Demecio Delgadillio, . Mexican,
vxs hanged At Albuquerque. N. NJ.
for numbering Mrs. Zarracino De
Pino in . Jealous quarrel.
A tornado that swept across Sc
ward county. Neb.. killed eleven peo-
pie. injured forty and did property
damage estimated at $25o.0o0.
"The Modern Woodmen Of America
Federation" was permanently orga-
nized at the final session OF 900 in
surgent woodmen at Springfield. Ill.
Governor Hunt signed Arixona's new
ellen land bill. It prohibits any alien.
whether Of Caucasian or Mongolfnn
descent, from owning land in Arizona.
George H. Bixby, the Long Branch.
Cal. millionaire indicted by the grand
Jury on charges of having contributed
t. the delinquency of two girls. was
fined 325 for contempt Of court,
Miss Nellie Grant, granddaughter
o. President Grant, and Lieutenant
Commander William Piggot Cronan.
u. 8. N, were married at San Fran.
/. cisco. by a Justice Of the peace, with
cut the knowledge of the brides
mother. who announced the engage
ment few weeks ago.
Levi P. Morton. vice preident Of the
United States from 1889 to 1893 and
governor of New York state in 1895
and 1896. who has been 80 gravely III
during the last two months that hii
life was often despaired of. celebrated
his seth birthday in better condition
than he ha sheen for some time.
Mrs. Augusta Dietz was held by {
Chicago coroner's Jury to be respon
s.ble for or to have guilty knowledgs
OF the death of her husband, George
II. Dietz. a fashionable woman'i
tailor, who was found dead April n
Dietz' body was found in his bed cham
ber. his skull crushed with . heavy
hammer.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
Answer to query.

The act Of uplifting the hand during.
the taking of an oath 10 SO ancient
that 1t would be futile to even attempt
to say when 1t started. Homer at
tempts to say when 1t started. Homer
mentions it as common among the
Greeks Of his time. and 1t Is also found
In the earliest biblical time For In
stance, Abraham. the father of the
Jewish people, says: Il have lifted
up my hand to Jehovah" showing that
even at that remote period the prac-
tice was existent. 1t was from the
Jews. of course. that the practice
found its way into christendom, where
It has ever since hold its place In 1u-
,dicial trials. y - ys ~
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
BRIDE sAREs BREAST TO DIE.
John II. Curl Shoots Wife; Then
Takes His Own Life.

St. Paul, Minn.-The love of Mar
guerite Logan Curl. twenty-five,
"Denver's most beautiful working
woman" for John j. Curl, sur
mounted the shock Of finding
that her fiance was In prison fac
ing serious felony charges, when she
arrived in this city two days ago, and
she married him. And when Curl. re-
leased on bond, decided to die rather
than face the charges. the beautiful
young bride of two days barred her
breast while he fired two shots into
her body before shooting himself.
The fact that her heart does not lie
in normal position probably saved
the life Of Mrs. Marguerite Logan
Curl, who was shot by her husband,
J. ]. Curl. in fulfillment of a suicide
pact In hotel in St. Paul
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
Location o. Garden Of Eden.

Many Biblical scholars place the
Garden Of Eden between the Euphrates
and the Tigris. This Is now to be re-
claimed and once again made fertile.
English engineers have already in
vaded the region. and are building .
great dam across the Euphrates. not
far from Bagdad by which water will
be carried over the land a. 10 done in
Egypt and India. That the soil IL ex-
ceedinsly rich there IL no denying.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
Boulder Women Left go, 900,

Boulder.-Two Boulder women re-
ceived word that they were beQuafhed
by relatives more than $4,000. Mrs
y C. Searcy Of 14o7 Pearl street, was
left property and money to the
smount Of 10000 by her uncle, Lans-
ley Sloan. who died at Watkins. N. Y.
She was the only relative of the de-
ceased.
Mrs. Frank Field. ST.. Of 1927 Wal
nut street. was left one-ninth interest
In an estate. Valued at 100000. by her
fsther, w. @. Clark. who died recent
ly In Austin. Tex, at the age OF "a
years. Mr.. Clark was lumber mer-
chant in the pioneer days in st. Louis,
Mo.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
rhaw Attorney Found Guilty.

New York.-John N. Anhut was
convicted Of attempted bribery by the
fury that has been trying him for an
attempt to free Harry X. Thaw from
Matteawan, The young lawyer will
be sentenced by Supreme Court Jus
tice Seabury.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
Angler ss-Ye.rs Old Gets License.

Loveland.-A new record was es-
tablished at the county CLERKS of
flee, when w. H. Faulkner. aged SO.
epplied for the first hunting and fish
ing license of the season. Faulkner
ls one Of the greatest enthusiasts In
the northern part of the state and
does not believe that man ever gets
60 old that he does not care for trout
fishing. He has summer home on
the Big Thompson river. where he
spends the summer months fishing.
He is the Oldest man that has ever ap-
Piled for and been granted a license
TO fish in Larimer county.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23

the state to enforce rigidly all laws
relating to the injury or obstruction
Of public roads. Another resolution
was passed asking for the prohibition
ot public signs other than official
ones. along the public highways
Another memorial requests uniform
guide signs at all principal cross
roads.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23

Three Women and One Man Killed.
Warren, ohio.-Three women and
one man were killed when an automo-
bile was struck by Baltimore and
Ohio train at Leavittsburg. Four OF
the five occupants were carried 200
yards on the pilot of the engine.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
Horsebre ding Extended.

Fort Collins.-The first step in ex-
tending the work Of the horsebreeding
station at the Agricultural college was
made when Albion, one OF the best
stations at the station. was shipped
to Akron for breeding purposes.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23

Memorial read from Massachusetts
Legislature urging that no tariff bill
unless based on protective principles.
be passed. n ~ fe1fkx y
The Senate adopted resolution for
participation of the United States In
an International conference on educa-
ticn at The Hague this year.
The Ordway new era., 1913-05-23
uphIIr Ro.d.

At poets luncheon in Philadelphia
Alfred Noyes. the English writer. Eaid:
"My success. such as It ID, has been
due to perseverance, and modesty. In
fact. in the beginning Of my career"
he said. II used to tear up poem ten
timeb before felt satisfied to submit
1t, and used to submit 1t ten times
and then feel satisfied to tear 1t up"