The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-01-08

little like Armageddon the day after
the frost.
WHEN interviewed by ye ed. as 20
why he wasn't working, Jake Wfker,
our pop. teaming contractor, said this
morning. hell. do you want to see a
man always working" Excuse us,
Jake
MIKE Kelly says that the good-look-
ing young woman who announced that
she would not marry a man whose
fortune had not at least FIVE cipaers in
it can have his. His is all ciphers.
WALT CONKEY. who can golf in
fewer clothes than Mary Garden, has a
so score card of which he is so proud
that he takes it to bed with him e. n.
MIGHTY good revival meetings go
ing on at the Baptist church. We need
little more religion in our viii.
THE Erie and Monon rvs evidently
want to kill off all the old and decrepit
men they and what they can't kin.
they MAIN.
LEARNING from Paris that powdered
Rothschild is looking around for sup
ply of locks
LATEST rumor is that Uncle Pete
Davis may run for mayor next spring.
Pete could run some at that.
COL JIM SMITH. the gallant assist
ant of George Kussmaul. who lost three
fingers in the three-day battle of Get
tysburg, one on each day, expects to
spend a part of his winter at Cedar
Lake, which he discovered in 1915.
STORAGE eggs will not be taken at
this office on subscription. Unles you
see the hens lay the eggs themselves
we refuse TO take. Storage eggs are
good enough for US, but the linotype
operators are too particular.
TO TRADE-Two good straw hats,
one 1911. one 1912, for secondhand pair
ear extinguishers Apply this office,
between 3 and a. m.
WE gotta hand it to Dave Lederer to
get the value out of a piece of adver-
tising.
TEDD MOOR, our enterprising young
banker. has his hands full. pulling on
q picture show at the Masonic temp
BOTH Jake Bodegraven and Martin
Frame hope that their boss-P NJ Gen
Hitchcock-don't get any more parcel
post stunts in his head before he goes
out of office.
HOMEWOOD man says its never safe
| to tell a newly wed secret unless yor
want his wife to know it. All, there -
COL. BILL MAILER has decided
to employ a golf tutor next spring
it makes him all het up to hear tha
John Ruhde has done AZ
YE ed. hates to give it away. bu
Uncle Henry Bicknel1 has a nefariou.
| lot of designs ready for his bosom
| friend, Rose. Woods when the latte
/ gets back from his wedding trip.
! MORRIS DOBSON is considering go
ing into business again. 1t is almos
two years since Morris rad fire sale
JOHNNY FITZGERALD took ye ed
for a ride in his new limousine-toppe,
auto the other day and we almos
WaHltu " pun the curtains ana go
| bed. Thanks. John.
THE hi kost of living hasn't done
thing to F. Baird's case of gout
| AT 6:45 this a. m. we noticed Clarl
Leaning shoveling the beautiful off hi
walk. This ought to get me on tn
first page joyfully barked Mr. Lean
ing. Well, here you are,
MGR. HANK ENSON of the local opr
house says he has a good show thu
week. A good many OF our prom
| citizens are Jack Bessying
DOC SHARRER and Francis Chick
Ryan would like to put on goo
Arabian nights show on at the Cour
: try club. if they were sure nobod
would call 1t an orgy.
WE have been running around a
day trying to find IL any of our elit
!. here supped~ at Madame Calls Ia.
cen. but fell down on the job. Sever
, al Fl. H. Kohsaated and few egg fo
! yonged, but none Madame Gallid
GOING to be lots of dirt sold her
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