The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-10-25

William Sulzer is now our most eX-
tinguished citizen. Since receiving
walking papers from Boss Murphy he
has retired to the solitudes of New
York, there to nurse his little griev
ance against Tammany. At present
writing he is busy receiving callers
who tell him what they will do to the
tiger when once they get a chance.
Sulzer now has chance to go to
work and really make something Of
himself
Owing to the chivalry of President
Wilson, Emmeline Pankhurst is now
engaged in tramping up and down the
land rustling for votes. Timid Ameri-
can sisters will now learn a trick or
two.
Julian Hawthorne is also out on
tear He has just spent six months
in JAIL not gathering literary mater
ial, but serving time. Julian used
the mails to sell few little mines
with nothing in them, so Uncle Sam
sent him, literary genius and all, into
cell, also with nothing in it. Imme-
diately after release, with a bath and
change, Julian started out to reform
our penitentiary system and the
world; after he has finished with these
small tasks he may go to work on
himself However, this is rumor, so
it won't do to indulge in false hopes.
Our friend Huerta wishes he were in
Jail, or some other safe place. The
greasers have it in for him, hot and
heavy, since sending those hundred
and ten deputies to the pen. The poor
fellow has exhausted what little Of his
fine army was left him, having them
| stand guard against assassins. Huerta
A.
! STEEL but doesn't yet consider him
self bullet proof.
| Another bunch Of miners have
cheerfully offered themselves for en-
tombment in a rotten coal mine in
New Mexico At last reports 230 of
them were buried alive in the shafts,
and only two had escaped. Killing off
the men is cheaper than improving
the mine.
But this was not the only explosion
this week; John A. Hennessy, Suffers
| friend and aide, has come out with
charge that Edward E. Mccall, Tam
many candidate for mayor, bought his
Boss Murphy. Hennessy claims to
possess the note. Tying knots in the
tigers tail is great sport.
New York is also ''het" up over
recent action Of the school board,
which deposes all women now teaching
who have become mothers while hold
| ing their position. 1t is charged that
a school marin can't take, care of a
baby and a class at the same time
Ten have thus far resigned.
To keep up the excitement in the lit
tie town, Alexander Irvine has de-
scended with a play, done by himself
and for himself. Alex. was once con-
nected as lay preacher with the
Church of the Ascension but was re-
moved by a nervous vestry" who felt
the Irishman mixed up too much So
cialism with his gospel After this
| bounce the irresistible one made way
to Los Angeles where he plumb nigh"
got Job Hartman elected mayor. But
| Socialist lecturing didn't keep the
family in bread, so the versatile au-
thor has now written The Rector OF
ST Jude and will star with it at
Broadway vaudeville house. after"
according to the manager, certain
Quantities of profanity have been re-
moved.
Over in f. ST Louis, the home of
typhoid fever and Budweiser, twenty
eight cOuncilmen are sweating large
drops of ice water. A grand jury re-
turned indictments against them for
grating while in office. They loved
their town but loved 100000 more
North America is an island The big
blast of dynamite that opened up the
! inter-oceanic waterway at Panama has
at last cut us from South America.
Water is now actually in possession
That's something surprising We all
remember how many said it never
could be done
! Meanwhile the secretary OF state is
running up and down the continent
/ standing I'D for the tariff bill and the