Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1913-10-23

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sRisy stores - sioux. ~ y .sla, si!sssssssy,
4 love match has e have i. aars+aps.
ThroWing bouquets at oneself costs money
]. Shores Of . day dreamer occasionally sttractS attens
Makeshay witile<ae sun shines, but shuck corn % damp
Marriage Is the connecting link between fiction and
People who go away for ! change usually come back
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Between two gratis 9 politician is likely to make = play
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], s mans success may be due either to- his backbone 81
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ne heiress who marries ! title seldom gets her mon
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Many an earthly saint has ! face that scares away
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Il there is any temptation Within d mile of i man ia
will find il. ~ f9
to SIT down on lln.
Even e lazy man will hustle when he sees 4 chance 10
WORK an easy mark.
LIS ~ : as DrleI as love at sight; some JOY, some grief,
and then-good night.
Too many young couples never think seriously about
marriage until after IT happens.
a man may boast that he is complete master Of himself
and not have much 70 boast Of at that,
The hand that rocks the cradle usually also gets next
'o most q the 4 rocks = n habby's packet.
The woman who thinks her husband tells her every
thing he knows is entitled to another think.
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HAMLET,s %soLILOQUY.
Swedish Version)
To ban or not to ban,
Des har8 ban question.
whether BE- afgn i wa was J, no 'd.sr for. common nm gsezer
Or else yump into river or In lake?
10 stand, to yump, to drown!
Das har ban fought
But ven We tank Of dem awful sulphur lakes
And dem little yiggers We call i1nps
humping round and yabbing you Wit forks,
zen We say;sN no use to de before your time has Gomez
a pretty country maiden, wearing one of those tight
dresses makes the hired man go to the barn every time she
goes to get INTO the buggy. Last Sunday he got his. "A
bee lev through q knot hole and .stung him in the eye.-Ex.
Thechief Of police Of Independence, Missouri, has IN
structed his patrolmen to stop all motorists who are speed
to shoot the automobile or motorcycle tires full of holes IL
the speed maniac. does not halt when ordered. The police
have already commenced shooting.
Deputy State Game Warden Pete Schoenberger nabbed
2 fellow the other day for. trapping out Of season. The
leHuW ~ SGhFteQ HI one enQ OF the sioux river and worked
all the way down and had in his possession a large number
OF rat and mink hides. His fine will amount to Something
over $500. Guess that fellow will get over the habit Of
sucking eggs after he gets through with the state on
this job.
Our old friend Tim Zimmerman called at our sanctum
the other day and renewed his subscription for another
year to this great family Journal Tim tried to secure
a job as one of the brushes for the new street sweeper. but
Street Commissioner Tom Nicholson said his face would
make a good brush but he had one flat wheel in his head
and he could not use him. Tim has been out in the country
blowing for the mast five weeks and has not d ra1nr
or even a corn knife and he has a growth Of alfalfa on his
classic countenance that would do credit to an old time
populistic candidate for governor. Tim is Fighter, than
a fox and it is always 4 pleasure for the editor to grasp his
honest paw.
FL LAST GAME OF THE SEASON
Unknown Author: The game opened with Molasses at
the stick and Smallpox catching. Cigar was in the box with
nlantv of snnka&MH Horn on FIRST and EiadIn An snnnnd
backed by Corn in the field. And they made it hot for I'm
pire Apple who was rotten. Ak came to bat, but chopped;
Cigar let Brick walk and Sawdust filed the bases. Song
made a hit and yTMentu made-a SCORE