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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
SIGN CARNIVAL CONTRACT.
Tournament Preparations Gain Head
way at Committee Meeting.

Contracts ":;h :ae M!!!;r Greater
Shows were signed by the carnival
committee of the Firemen's tourna-
ment association last night and with it
much Roadway toward tourney prep
arations was gained
The "Trip 10 Europe committee an
nounces that it has arranged Tour
nament Queen contest, entrants for
which viii be- chosen from az least ten
natlonallties Purchasers of tickets
for the European trip will he permit
ted Ia cast 80 votes with each coupon.
Ballot boxes will he distributed in
Red Jacket ANA l.adrium business
houses. and the campaign for the con
test will he instituted Immediately.
Business men are contributing lib
orally toward the tournament fund
and within several weeks II greater
part oi the donations viii have been
collected. Outside IRE departments
are mdnilesting an interest in the COM
ing tournament which promises To-
make il one of the most successful
held in the history of the association.
Among the new running teams that
will participate in the races will be
the Manistique department ana inior-
nation requesting advice regarding the
entrance of team has been received
from that city. Iron country teams
may be accompanied by bands ana the
procession on the opening day nt the
tournament viii he a big feature OF
the event.
Track accommodations, music ano
decoration committees will convene
within tn" next two weeks and deli
mite details for the weeks entertain
mant WI, be submitted AZ an oXccu-
tive committee meeting Thursday,
June 10
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
PROGRAM FOR THE ANNUAL
MEETING OF EpISCOpAl|ANS
CONVENTION OF UPPER PENN.
SutA DIOCESE AT THE 500
JUNE AND S.

The eighteenth annual convention Of
the Marquette diocese of the Episco-
pal church vii, take place on June 4
ana In 81 James church ~ Sault
Ste Marie. The convention will bring
In the 500 several noted rectors of
81 the upper peninsula and It's import
ance viii he augmented by the pres
ence Of Bishop g. Mott Williams of
Marquette, who Is now returning from
where he visited the Episcopal
churches Of that continent ON the
third OF June the Woman's Auxiliary
Of the diocese will hold their convcn-
ton ia the church. Between 80 and
100 clereNm"n and laymen will be
present in the Sault during the week
and viii he entertained by the mem
bers Of the parish and the local branch
Of the Womans Auxiliary.
The convention will he called To- ar
der on opening day 10y Bishop VIII
iiams who will appoint II rector TO take
charge of the meeting. The conven-
ton preacher will be Rev Arthur H.
'@''h VI 81 JhiltS tlltllfll, AlllWdlktt
who win arrive Tuesday. The date for
the convention $, rmon has not been
announced.
The opening day of the convention
viii be taken mp as follows
Celebration of Holy Communion at
:: 30 o'clock Wedn, sday morning.
Morning prayer $3.50 o'clock.
Opening Of convention by Bishop
Williams At 10 o'clock.
Luncheon served in the parlors Of
the church al noon.
Business session reOpens at two
O'Clock
The program for Wednesday even
ing and Thursday has not been pre-
pared. on Tuesday, June 3, which is
the annual convention day for tho
Womans Auxiliary, the following pro-
gram will be observed
Celebration Of Holy Communion at
i0:4j O'Clock.
Address by Rev. Canon Sanborn of
Munsing.
Lunt neon in the church parlors At
noon.
business session beginning AT 2:3o
o'clock
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
lie. the Cat Out Of III. BAD.

A certain English inhkceper's family
conducted II weekly rattle In this
rattle the prizes were turkeys, ducks,
young pigs. baskets of eggs and such
like rural commodities \ quantity of
steel disks. numbered from to -.
were put in black bag. and the little
daughter of the mnkccper put her hand
IN the bag and drew n disk for each
SPECTATOR in turn. The person whose
number was the highest got the prize.
Well. It had been noticed that the
innkeepers wife had got the prize
pretty frequently but nothing was
thought of this by the simple. honest
rural folk.
One evening. though. the little girl.
with her hand In the bag. paused. II
was her mothers turn. and she did not
draw forth her mothers disk In her
usual quick and careless way. She
rummaged about. The other ratilers
looked at one another oddly. The inn.
keeper said:
Come. come. child. hurry up"
But. father" said the little girl. III
can't hnd the hot one"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
Two Puzzles.

Willard S Straight OF the Morgan
banking house said Ia recent letter
from Peking
The things that puzzle and perpleN
us I'm the Chinese become. on closer
knowledge. simple. and SO, No doubt.
do we perpleX and puzzle the China.
man till he gets 10 know rs better.
ct is like mandarin from the far
interior who dncd with me the other
evening. In his honor the dinner was
very Chinese One course consisted
of eggs apparently quite whole. yet
within them was delicate salad Of
mushrooms. lettuce. nuts and mustard.
ut puzzles me. said Ia the man.
DARN. how all these things are put
inside n whole egg
"My guest took mp IN uncut maya
zine from a table.
"'But K puzzles me still more he
said. peering between the leaves. how
you manage TO put printing in here" =
Washington Star
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
Bill Nye's disappointment.

Representative Nye came 10 the
breakfast table at his hotel one morn
Ing. chuckling to himself and he eN.
planned that he had just thought of IA
boyhood incident for the first time In
many years. 1t WAS when the Nye
family were living on farm in Wis
consin He went To the pump one noon
10 wash his face after toiling in the
fields all morning and was met by
Bill NNe. his elder brother. who had
been ut work in another part OF the
farm. Bill looked at him rs IT. he
were stranger and asked seriously,
us your name Nye|
1t is" replied frank, with equal
seriousness.
why. that's my name. too went
on Bill Wonder If We could be any
relation. Where were you born,
fliendt'
IL was born in Maine"
"Well. this Is interesting" said Bill.
:" wouldn't doubt at all if were re
lated Ever have any brothers"
yes. one older brother and one
younger brother" replied Frank
oh well, it can't be the same fam
lily, then" said Bin, in II disappointed
tone IL had two brothers myself. but
mine We're both Younger New York
Press.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
WILL BRING FINE COMEDY.
Eddie Foy and Septette Of Foy Young
sters Appear in New Bill.

Theatrical stars may come ana stars
may go, but every up-to-date theater-
roer knows what to expect when Ell
die tov is announced tor an appear
,nce and the smashing sort of enter
tainment he will present THIS sea :
son. Eddie Foy is under the manage
mont of that enterprising firm al pro-
dncers. Werba and Idiescher VINO
aaye MS last season The spring
Maid"
Mr.. Fov's name is guaranteed
trad. mark for fun for tn" simple
reason that during the many years ne
has starred he has always been me
STAR of n great show lie has always
given the public moi only tie best III
himself. but the strongest companies
and most lavish production money
could procure.
This year. New York voted his pro-
duciion over the River the nv ~
the season and AS a consequence" MT
Foy enjoyed six months r''"'"
h,sal,inp business al thai famous
I'm. ot musical comedy. the Globe
,hea,er New York The orisina'
nroduction and company, inciuo'hs
The seven merry children OF Ed"ie
r,,,.s but likewise that sc'ntil'ating
ana fashionable Globe theater beauty
,nnrns of which so much has been
written. will be at the Calumet inca
ter July 10.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
WAVES EXAMINATION.
Mrs. Katie Dairo Answers Charge OF
Selling Liquor Without License.

Mrs. Katie Dairo was arraigned be-
fore Justice G.. q. JackOla yesterday.
charged with selling liquor without II
license She waived examination and
was bound over To the next term of
circuit court for trial. Mrs. Dairo adj
mitted selling an occasional glass of
beer 10 wayfarers from her residence
in Lake View location and gave as
the reason the fact that she needs the
proceeds to help support her family.
She told the court that she does not
make practice of selling liquor, but
occasionally did SO when asked for a
drink by some tired traveller. Mrs.
Dairo told the court that her husband
lails To support her or even contribute
To her support and further stated that
she has two blind daughters. who are
unable to help themselves or her.
These facts she believes should he
taken into consideration by the ofli-
GERS.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
WILKES DECoy NOTE.
u Proved Effective In a Boomerang
Sort of Way.

Chief Wilkie of the United states
secret service arose IN the National
Press club recently aud contributed
this one 10 the awful experience fund:
II happened when Wilkie was At re-
porter ana WAS doing might police"
for one Of the Chicago papers There
were two combinations of reporters
each trying Ia beat the other bunch
one night Ia II roguish effort To get rid
of the opposition Tor awhile Milkie
wrote a note to himself. saving:
IL you will come out TO nay house about
II o'clock tonight win give yOu the iuli
facts about that story
Wilkic racked his brain for name
10 sign to the note ana finally selected
that of IA friend who lived ~ worth OF
cab distance beyond the nearest street
car line. lie left the message Wing
carelessiy on his desk at IT." Harrison
street station aud then walked mp to-
the Dutchuau's ou the corner 10 await
Developments When hr returned Co
the police station the note was gone
and also the opposition crowd of re
porters The desk sergeant said he
had seen them rush out Ia great
hurry after calling Il cab
Next morning Wilkes enjoyment Of
the joke was married somewhat by the
fact that the opposition papers each
carried a biz detalcation story that his
sheet and the others represented by
his bunch didn't have. and his city
al IN III ,.f
Smith, Brown x 60. had sailed for
the isle of whereabouts unknown with
SlS,Otn. Wiikic wondered aud won.
dered how the story was dag up, but
he was long while finding out.
one day some four months later he
met the friend whose name he had
signed To the Joke mole
Did II bunch ot reporters can on
you shortly after midnight some
months ago." asked Wil,lr
SHOULD say 81" replied the friend
They utterly ruined a line nights
sleep for me"
Did you throw 'em OUT" inquired
Wilkie.
mo; there were too many of them
| didn't see anything to do but tell
them the story. They seemed To know
about ii, and it would have been print
cd anyway"
What story" asked Wilkie, begin
ming to breathe rapidly.
why. that Smith. Brown defaIca-
ton story"
And how the sam Hill did You
know about that:" demanded Wilkie
irritably.
"Oh, was their head boolkceper,"
the man said,
And Wilkie uttered wild shrek for
restoratives.-EXcha
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
VITAL STATISTICS.
Fifty. Nine Births and Eigh IN Deaths
in Calumet Township.

The reports of births and deaths for
the month on May in Calumet town
ship, show there were fifty-nine births
and eighteen deaths. The nationali-
ties of the parents of the children born
during the month are as follows: Fin
nish lG. Austrian IA: American ~,
Italian and English. 4 each; German
and Hungarian. , each Swedes,
French. Norwegian and Scotch. one
each. Total. 80
There were M deaths from tuber-
culosis curing the past month, but one
violent death, two due Ia bronchitis
and two to pneumonia
The report of the Red Jacket vii
lsge clerk shows there were five births
and one death during the past month.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
The Worlds
Confidence in

any article intended to relieve
the sufferings of humanity is
not lightly won. There must
be continued proof of value:
But for three generations, and
throughout the world, endur-
ing and growing fame and
favor have been accorded
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

\ Calumet youth went Ia work ON
"a Trap Rock valley farm. lie arose
al 80, adjusted his tie among other
things, ana arrived Al the breakfast
liable just as the irate farmer returned
to lind out what allied the new help"
What in do ye mean by
comm 10 work at o'clock. don't we
know that tomorrow's Tuesday an
I'M, next day is Wednesday, Fust
thing We know half the weeks gone
5ud there amt nothin' done"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

- 1913 by American Press Association.
Miss Suzanne Person. whose portrait
IL shown herewith is the daughter of
Mrs. j. Frederick Person of New York
city. She is posing 10 represent the
painting "A Broken Pitcher" by
Greuze. a famous French artist of the
seventeenth century As can he seen.
the little girl is very intent on making
her effort success. Those young folks
who have posed in tableauX and pic
lures know how difficult it is 10 keep
perfectly still SO that the effect of the
scene is not married by movement. The
living picture shown is one of II series
given by the society folk of New York
city for charitable purposes.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
oliu. and Soc sandwiehes.

Stone and chop twelve large olives
and four finely chopped hnrd boiled
eggs and enough melted butter To
make u paste Season with pepper
aud salt. spread on thin slices or
bread from which the crust has been
removed aud press firmly together In
pairs.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
Tanglefoot.

What's the cause Of this outbreak,
old man."
"Wifesh gone Ia Zhe country
That So? How long is she going
to stay"
Dunno; she went to Shousand ISL
auds. hopes she sihays week on each
ISLAND"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
Tommy's Wall.

They always, always pick on me,
They never, never let me be.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
BEECHAM'S
PILLS

because they have proved TO
be the best corrective and
preventive of disordered con-
ditions of stomach, liver, kid
neys and bowels. The first
dose gives quick relief and per-
manent Improvement follows
their systematic use. A trial
will show why, in all homes.
the use of Beecham's Pills
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Now that they are putting the face
If q handsome young woman ON some
If the new currency Ia make money
more popular
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

The Kids are happy Vacation time
is coming
bnl mother is unhappy. for now she
won't he able Ia send the kids to
school amy more Ia get them ont Of
the way.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Every little Congress has an inVes
ugatiun all its own.
This time its hunt for lobby.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Most Of the new cars are equipped
cianks are not So easily eliminated
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

this season are said la b" simply out
of sight. What!
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
Information Wanted.

Does any merchant in town handle
vhisker seeds Tommy.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

OFTEN have we sat into a little game
OF ducces wild and wished that a
spade, mixed M with lot of hearts,
wasn't spade.
But spades a spade. for a that.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

The man who mails the letters the
same day his wife gives them To him
s oar idea of an ideal husband.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

medical Journal SAYS every one
who tolorates flies Is either ignorant,
LaAy on iIlthy. Blng'
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

However, we wouldn't recommend
chloride ct mercury even 10 our worst
enemy.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Ogden, Utah. now has II woman city
and quarantine officer
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Why not check speeding by putting
,hr offending automobiles in jail?
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Mrs. Sadie clark dropped dead ~
the polls in Denver. the other day.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

COMPLETE CHANGE or PROGRAM
nor BETTER OR FOR WORSE"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Graduating present suggcsiion-For
the boy. Il hoe and spade ana set al
rules for taking care Of the garden.
For the sweet girl graduate--I'as-
ket of old socks ana some yarn ana
a darning needle
And there will likely be less weed
ing and more "darning" done than
anything else.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

BihkH-"liave you heard about the
'.'''.'.,.. Undertaking companys
new hearse?"
Jinks-"NO, what about IT,"
links why. people are just DYING
Ia ride Ia IT,"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Teddy said in Milwaukee the other
day that he had an appetite like an
ostrich. Well, Teddy's a bird. sure.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

a local moving picture house dis
played this sign al its entrance yes
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

our night operator felt sick last
night so we gave him some of our
.dnpe"-and he almost died.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Save your pennies, for the circuses
and the carnivals and the tourna-
ment are. coming and both father ana
the Kids will want To take them all
in and buy some Of the pink lemonade.
OF course. father only goes because
the Kids want To-.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

strange. but George Williams has
reported only one catch of trout so
FAR this year.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

We would take huge delight III
Knocking into II cooked hat the chUmp
who invented the phrase You should
Worry We hear il 50 much II makes
MS Wcary-not worry. While many
slang phrases express the idea YOU
wish To convey, the YOU shouiu
worry thing is expressive only OF
the idiOcy of the one who mouths ~.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Doesn't IL get your goat when, with
w" ont ana two on base. the batter
lays n liner OUT along the first base
line and stands looking AZ the ball tin
IL Stools rolling to see whether or not
us goinS To be fpu ana then gets
thrown out at first when ne should
have been safe? We saw this happen
last saturday. If il wasn't for the
fact that We got in free ana didn't
inrs, we'd n gone home
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Isn't IL simply awe inspiring, as
GLADYS would say. To get your garden
all planted and have everything COM
ing up nicely and then have the land
lord tell YOU he is going 10 sell the
house right away ana You must move?
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

We know the Cincinnati Enquirer is
land-pccaliSe our foreman holds il ur
as a model and tells us every day how
ii does things But we don't Guy him
about IL a bit. We are beginning to
feel that We are OH the Enquirers
STAFF
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
A Tyre.


Iecll-a- boos, low necks,
Panama freaks,
Everywhere are evident
Specially on the streets;
Mon put on the light ones,
Weather can't bo beat
Don't disturb their feelings,
cause they're crazy with the heat.
\ few Crihhage experts gathered at
the Red Jacket fire station the other
day and someone sprung a deck That
had eleven aud twclNo-spnts as well
aa aces. dcuccs, trays four spots, face
cards and an the rest. Twas a new
sor of a deck To as, but we put tn"
extra spot cards into the discard.
Wonder how one would make M "A
ROYAL flush from a deck like that, any
way
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

over in England a hardware mer-
chant is known as an iron monger
ana his establishment is called the
"mongery" An old lady, dear old
soul, too, just arrived in Calumet
from Cornwall asked Ia be directed
To the iron mungeTs," She was taken
60 a Chinese laundry.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Now comes the graduating season
when all the countfy'S problems. the
question al world peace. the benefits
from Gambia lism, etc, will be settled
beyond dispute
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Nicky Jimmerson-"Going fishing
today, Korge."
h"fse Gemp-"Iat so? Wish
'"'lld go, but I'm going Ia the vete-
rams eXercises."
Nicky--"Y Your "a vet. eh?"
h"rse-"iep. Wish YOU were a vet
too. Nicky"
Well IL il rains while I'm
ont ilshing III probably he a little vet
when get back"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

No chance Tor the millennium Till
after the tiremens tournament, any
way, for they're going Ia have an in
tCrnational carnival queen contest
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05
JUST DOPE
"A Little Awful Stuff by III. Staff

Sow they are saying that Editor
Ncweu didn't.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-06-05

Temporarily Insane.
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Bugs visited az the
Bhsg House Sunday - Ludington
News
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-31

No. 522 So. 11th East we hava
the biggest bargain on the east
bench. which we will sell On
the same terms. This is a
6-room bungalow; hardwood
floors. full basement, heat and an
other modern cony eniences.
sewer connected; curb ia in and
paid for. Take End SO. car and
go out to SEQ the property. We
will guarantee the price and
terms to be right.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-31
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE
Improved and Unimproved
HALLORAN-JUDGE LOAN q
TRUST co.

$50 II st. we have n 5-rooc,
bungalow, which is modern In ev.
CRY way; McGhee furnace the An
isning Of tine house is arst-class
In every detail, as II was built nv
day labor: high-grade mantel and
very good light fixtures; cement
basement, all special taxes paid
We Will sell you this home on
guarantee to purchase 1t any time
on or before three years for the
price you now pay less s25 psr
month rent.
SS650-s500 cash,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-31
SANITARY GARBAGE CANS

GARBAGE CANS FURNISHED FREE
with our service. s. L. Scavenger &.
Ssnitary Garbage Co.. 2s East sth South.
'NaSatcn 1fo' c2a27
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-31

Another double house ON e,h
So, bet. +th and 5th East, 4
rooms on each side: modern ex-
cept heat: cement basement; rent
s26 per month
s2I50. on terms.