Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-11-11
Yesthe Golfer Is LOOny; but lis Great tObe Crazy
BY GRAVY"


! feels the enthusiasm that sent While
l;itchie back 10 Van Cortlandt park
day after day. IN tho earnest determ-
inntion 20 make the first hole In five.
IL has been said by cynical onlook-
crs. that golf rs a disease. but IL so
Il Is most bcncficcnt one that pro-
longs instead OF shortening life. Any
way. thers ~ no demand for IA serum
To cure the disease
Golf exercises and develops most
Of the vital organs and the principal
muscles Of the body. and In addition
the long walks in the open air are
NATURALLY highly beneficial. The man
who would take cab or street car
n cover three blocks In the city VIII
walk ten miles over golf course,
I and finish strong and hearty and able
10 sit up and take nourishmcnt In
large quantities.
The skill and accuracy that must
/ De brought 90 bear Ia driving ana
putting necossitate steady nerves and
/ a keen vision and the exercise makes
| the golfer gulp down vast Quantities
of ozone. This takes the kinks out
nf dccadont lungs ana makes dcep
breathing habit on the links a
tat man develops supplcncss. and
many gradually decrease IN weight,
ana "a multitude Of women inclined Ia
obesity have found golf the best re-
Queer,
Tho late Tom Morris. who was
/ known an over Scotland and England
as tho father Of golf" was an cN-
cclient example ~ what golf viii de
I'm wardlng uff the disabilities Of old
nEc lie was nearing four score and
ten whom he died. and when ven past
! his cirhtlcth year his arm was almost
as strong and his eye az keen as ever
uis lie was devoted 60 golf, NOR,
than that of any other man who over
lived. ana he rcapcd tho reward NJ
"a long contcntod ana happy NE
practically free from illness.
There are many books tcliing how
TO play golf and some Of them arc
/ excellent 4 porusal Of one OF them
merely 90 gain general idea OF inc
pamc ana its technical terms r. de-
s,rnble. hui 10 not he discouraged u
tho writer makes golf seem TO he NerS
! complex The best way Ia learn u
piny golf ~ to play g. AZ almost
| arv golf course YOU viii find PLENTY
| of willing critics. whose advice II
! mono too COMPLIMENTARY. viii be OF
vaiuc and will goad you To- greater
! efforts.
Ynu viii remember those who sneeI
al your style of play and II viii h'
/ "a hnppy day. and one long To ht
treasured In memory when YOU nave
so improved your game as to De ahl'
To defeat one of your former detrac.
tors. You viii not mar the pleasant
occasion 10y rubbing IL IA" on you'
ynnoulshod rival. Far bc IL IRON
Won. You may casually remark thai
ne does very we'll for one OF his siz'
land Intelligence, using the same ton'
affected by an old man whom he pats
"a small boy on tho head and calis
him "buh" You viii magnnnimous'
| IA promise 20 take "a day of some dhN
ana give him few lessons. but you
viii not be spiteful nor mean, mon
say anything that might hurt hi'
feelings or recall 10 his mind th'
asperslons ne once east ON YOU. OF
! course not
GoU mas iWnlhl hhHh''' N'"N'
In the temptation 60 tn beginner 70
use his hands or feet. Instead OF MS
nlbUck. i'm getting a bali out Of q
| difficult place. u nobody r. looking
what difference does Y make YOU
cav 10 yourself pouhtlcss mans
man who have cnviable regulations
for honesty have ehcated themselves
IN this manner. Then, too there Is
the incentive 10 make use Of SUCH
lurld language as YOU may have pick
ed up hy association with bad men
when the pesl,y hail with the uncan'
ny devlllshness Of inanlmnte things
seeks refuge on the most ditficuN
spot on the course. Not even cot
lar button can use such apparently
lmplsh and malovoient Intelligence IL
searching ont hldir- place az tn
little pellet ~ gutta percha that an