The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-07-24
AT THE HOTEL DESK
81 NORA "EYsE


e for dinner and -.ta.a a. inch o:
,ae.r lives. are racing nzdly through
the lctoy and yelling
Voice from liner o1ceB Cant you
cao.s : Ten q those young hysnsE.
E,nt1' I've added TIL. co!gr1n 81
times aad i; always comes ogt differ
er,
C,srk-Eo. Aggu.,1.. ! can't They
le, you squssa spiders and June bugs
o.' they're 'gssy abol: their chill
cren Mothers dzrl!rgs need 70 eIey-
cise their precious little lungs. 30 they
Do Here. Tcm1y. you can't carry
ssay zho.e hundred Of those told
erz p, 'lem back
Tommy racing OF and making g
'sce I-Tzh-h.h'
CLERK .grimlyI And used really
20 De quite fond Of children,
fluffy Woman in white lace, pale
blue satin talds and coi-ure shin
ing gi,h brilhzut.ne. descending the
stair Has the mail come in
Clerk repeating mechanically
There is only one delivery Of mail q
dzy madam-in the morning
FLUFFY Woman advancing rapidly
70 the desk Why. that's the most sb
surd thing I ever heard Of, Only
once a day Why. at home the post
man comes Eve times-or !s II three,
Anyhow, whenever you look out Of
the window you see the postman com
Ing down the street. and must say
don't think this hotel shows much
consideration for is guests TO have
him come only once. I've always been
used 70 having late afternoon mail
and ! don't SEE
Clerk-GIl have II attended TO at
once
FLUFFY Woman departing indignant
lyl-WelI, think you'd better, or
youll find that people simply wont
come to the hotel
Voice from inner ofice)-Yes.
Hintz tell Uncle Sam We just won
stand It a minute longer, SO there
Oh. Lord Why is woman?
Languid Young Creature lin cling
Ing lavender. with lavender band in
her hair and redolent Of sandalwood
permmeJ oh. Mr Hlntz, | left
parcel back Of thS desk today, because
didn't want to 90 clear upstairs You
weren't here. Why, don't remember
put 1t somewhere Oh. yes, |
know-the safe door was aIar and |
tucked II in there. Why, yes, think
| did shut the door Oh. is II time
lock? And you can't get it open now
until tomorrow? How annoying, l
should think you'd have more consid-
GRAFTON 'or your guests. II was en-
broidery work, and | want it at once.
don't Soc
Clerk-We cant put our books in to-
night. either, since you shut the
door
Ianguid Young Creature-What diff
ference do your old books make? |
never heard Of such carelessness, |
wanted TO smbroider till dinner was
ready
Majestic Woman (elbowing her
asidej-I'd like 10 know why you al
low that woman's child in the room
next to mine 10 begin screaming e1-
actly at three O'Clock every afternoon,
when lie down for nap? She does
II on purpose. because no human child
would be so regular in its bad tenn
per She must pinch it. She is the
apH I gir
ply won't stand It. My nerves are
delicate, and | Should think you'd
have more consideration for your
guests comfort than to let children
cry next door to everybody. /
Youth in the latest OF hats, ties,
oxfords and other apparel, breezily
blowing in)-Oh. Hintz, got the
makins? Gotta have a smoke and
am all out Thanks!
Majestic Woman--It's perfectly dis
graceful the way the young men smoke
in the presence OF ladies' in this hotel.
| should think the management would
DO something about IT, On, Is the
mail in?
Clerk Cmechancally)-There Is only
one delivery a day. We are on the
rural line
Shrill Voiced Young Girl looming
up Did he say only one mail a day,
Mrs Jesselton? That's perfectly aw-
ful. because | know there's a letter on
this afternoon train from Carrie say
ing whether she could match that or
gandie | tore or not
Boy of Twelve Clearing in)-Say,
Mr. Hintz. some one took my tennis
racket from the porch an | wantchu
to find il. left it right on the
porch
Important Mani wish to reserve
three rooms and a bawth for some
friends of mine who may come to-
morrow
Clerk There isn't a vacant room in
the house, MIR. Bliss
Important MAXWELL, ! must say
that's a queer way to treat the fam
ily Of Elias sullivan. DO you know
who he is? He owns more timber land
than
Clerk-Tm sorry. but we cant put