Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-03
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Him sleeping but
IA dld not gnaw
The cheety nut
youngstown Telegram
The humorist stayed
There an the nlght
And persisted from
The chestnut blight
springfield Union.
Worm-eatcn. throueh,
Like last years beans,
lie sold his stun
. To magazines.
Nashville Banner,
And now his yoncr-
Able wheczes
Have odor ike
Limburger cheosos
O.
THE PRESIDENT certainly must
have been tying his shoe. A presi-
dential mossage during sunraglsts
convcution-aud no mention Of ballots
for women
THE FRENCH cabinet has been
forced to resign. This bl-monthly
event. however, does not aeitato Us.
"ACUsHLA." said Mr.. shaugh-
messy, IAN what. may I ask. IL this
Tipperary bean the New Mixlco far
rmcrs Is conversin' about2"
%
zELAYA Is 20 return, unbotherod.
10 Barcelona. In case ne appreheuds
a lonesome voyage. We can suggest
n number Of persons who might ac-
company him.
D.
OUR IDEA OF Fitness O'Thlngs rs
n commander on the Mexican border
named General Bliss.
D.
IT MAY BE POSSIBLE that at last
Colonel Roosevelt viii discover
specimen OF the Sldehlll Hodag On the
South American iuneles n he does
Science this princciy favor we may
be able 10 overlook lot of his short
comings and goings.
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STAND Up for the climate.
pleads the Toledo Blade. II we read
the dispatches alright nobody was able
70 stand up az an during the recent
attack 81 climate they had in the lake
regions.
e.
SENATOR HAM LOWS while bow
ing urbanely 10 "a lady lost his footing
ana slipped heavily to the floor. Ham
ought To have spikes on his shoes In
stead OF ia his lemoundes Judd Lewis
intimates Evidently Judd has had al
few brief lomonades with Ham.
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AND WHY. forsooth. should any
one want lemonade with ham?
o.
THE WHITE HOUSE brides pres
ents were worth quarter of a mil
lion. Such IS simplicity IN high
places.
Information Tho average bus
!, mess man walks
U Useless f.561 miles per
month, not including his trips 20 the
bar.
It Is estimated that 10 am the ST.
patricks lizards with the green
necktlel in New Mexico were ANAL
int0 one. 30 would make "a
lizard sufficiently large Co step across
he Grand Canyon in four steps.
A Massachusetts inventor has per-
.eoted set Of self chewing teeth for
MISUNDERSTANDING bcefsteak They
ire operated hy q small motor carried
inder the left ear.
a substitute for ginger ale has been
lut on the market by an entcrpris.ng
cvcrage-concocter OF CriCk Lick |
~ 10 IN called mint iuiep.
scientists have announced that what |
= often thought 10 be Peach la
lothing but a Prieklv Pear
a strong movement has developed |
or the shortening OF women Boo ore
Ter 90 Doe able 90 enter the thcater |
oors without broaklng the stick-up |
m the feminine hcadgeor
The "SpugF have been followed hy |
hc organization 80 Ca, s. j.. q. T.. 49, |
which means the Society Tor the Pre-
eution of The Giving ~ Useless Ad- !
ice.
Edison DIS reported 90 have finished ]
u iuv,ulou whereby the ordinary |
1t Tumalo can bee used 10 heat % sis
Dom nlt.
saudpaper has been found highly |
scfui .u removing wrinkles
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THOUSANDS oft women iu the east |
re plcdging themselves not to buy |
gigs until the price is reduced. That |
ughtu't to be very hard Go do
f.
MIR. WHITMAN seems to have disc
oVcred that hc mas one OF the busiest
tile old jobs Boz the Empire state
Tammany, in fact ought
ID bo 90 large enough order 80 keep a
lau busy for ms natural hfe.
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A BULGARIAN bully staggered
bout Paris inviting duel until ~
ronchmnn finally sent him tu the
ospltal badly punctured Tho moral J
] that 81 you look for trouble long
nOugh you viii always find 10.
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IT rs CLAIMED that the bandit
0poz Is "a New Mexico product Ban-
Us 80 one Of our resources that we
lll proudly Keep quiet about