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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Nature and the RarnacIe.

In the barnacle we have a unique
and wonderful case Of Il creature that
can afford as age comes on to dispense
with the eyesight that was so useful
in youth For the young and old
barnacle are as different one from the
other as fishes from seuweed, In the
heyday Of life the bnrnacle swims
about the sen, seeking its food with the
aid Of its eyes and generally leading a
roaming existence Later in life, how
ever. it grows tired Of this aimless
wandering and settles down to worry
ships captains by attaching itself to
the keels Of their craft and defying the
much advertised powers Of varions pre-
ventlve puinys. Once. then. the barna-
Gle huS hpcnmp II fixture, whether on
ships or sharks. lts eyesight is Of no
more use II cannot seek its food. and
II cannot shun its foes. for II never
more will move. Therefore Its eyes
become supernuous and, according TO
natures invnriable rule in such cases.
disappear
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
SHARP Rs.or.s.

A man who was Offering gratuitous
information mt a country fair was dis
paraging the show Of cattle.
"Call these here prize cattle?" he
scornfully said. why. they amt moth
In to what our folks raised. You may
not think IL. but my father raised the
biggest calf of any man round our
parts"
81 can very well believe it," observ-
ed a bystander. surveying him from
head to foot.
1t is not every one who enjoys joke
at his own expense. The judge who
pointed with his cane and exclaimed,
"There is great rogue at the end of
my cane." was intensely enraged when
the man looked hard at him and asked
coolly:
"At which end. your honor?'
A friend of Curran's was Dragging
of his attachment to the jury system
and said:
with trial by jury have lived, and
by the blessing Of God with trial by
jury will die"
"Oh." said Curran in much amaze
ment, "then you've made up your mind
to be hanged, DickY-London Tit Bits
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
slund.r. Of Authors.

The late Guy Boothby, in his novel
Bride of the Sea-" makes a curious
blunder. The period of the story Is
the year 1870, and the scene is laid in
Devonshire. The novelist makes one
of his characters grow quite lyrical
about the splendid race of men which
the famous western country has pro.
duced
He speaks very fttingly of Drake
and Hawkins and Raleigh and all the
other Devonshire worthless, but he
comes dreadful cropper when he
makes his hero talk of Sir John Frank
lin, who did not appear on the globe
until more than a century had elapsed.
and even then it was in the fens of
Lincolnshire
Rider Haggard has a good deal of
trouble with the moon. In one case
he causes that satellite to be full at a
time when it could not possibly have
been more than crescent, and In
King Solomon's Mines" he intro
duces an eclipse of the same luminary,
very convenient for his plot and for
the impression Of awe which his he
roes wish to produce upon the natives,
but quite unknown to any astronomi-
cal textbook.-Stray Stories.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Partisan street BARRIERS.

The French capital. like that Of Chi.
M, has It's street BARRIERS. In Paris
the perambulatlng tonsorialists carry
little box containing the usual out.
it Of their calling. Their chief patrons
are laboring men. The street barber
Of Paris usually places his customer
upon the banks OF the Seine or in
some spot aside from the crowd, COW
ers his knees with q newspaper and
proceeds to work. Fol. only sou
he will shave a man. cut bis hair and
generally impart to him more or less
smart appearance These BARRIERS are
said to make quite respectable sum
even at the small fee they charge,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

George /. is said to have been re-
sponShle for the word cabinet" as It
has long applied to politics In the
United States, When he was king he
could not take part in the deIibera-
tons Of his own privy council because
ne knew no English British states
men did not speak German. So the
ministers who served this first Of
the HaDoverinn sovereigns Of Great
Britain nsed 10 meet In the kings
private room or cabinet-derlved from
the French cabine or little room
while he was absent Afterward they
Informed him Of the result Of their dis
cussions. It followed naturally that
the part of the privy council which
was supposed to be In particular favor
with the king and especially close to
him came to be spoken Of as his cabi-
net council
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Tiny German States.

While It is well known that some Of
the German states are Of llllipuhan
size, few persons are aware that 1t is
quite possible to visit seven of them,
including two kingdoms, two duchies
and three principalities, in an easy
walk of four and half hours.
good walker, starting from Stein
bach. in Bavaria, will arrive In half an
hour at Lichtentanne, which is stu
ated in SAKE Meiningen. Thence the
road proceeds In one and one-half
hours to Rauschengesees Reuss, Elder
Branch, after which in a few minutes
Glelma. in Schwarzburg- Rudolstadt, is
reached.
Half an hours walk brings the pedes-
trlan to Altengesees Reuss, Younger
Branch). An hour farther on lies
Drognitz, on PruSslan soil, and the last
stage is another hours stroll, finishing
up at Saalthal, axe-Altenburg. .--Har-
per's Weekly.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
IF YOU ARE A
DRINKING MAN

You had better stop at once or you
will lose your job. Every line of bust
ness is closing its doors to "Drinking"
men, II may be your turn next BY
the aid of oRRINE thousands of men
have been restored to lives Of sobriety
and industry.
We are so sure that oRRRlNE will
benefit you that we say to you that
if after trial you fail to get any
benefit from its use, your money will
be refunded
When you stop Drinking" think
Of tho money you n save; besides, sober
men are worth more to their employers
and get higher wages.
Costs only $1,00 box. We have
an interesting booklet about ORRINE
that we are giving away free on re.
quest Call at our store and talk it
over Perry's Drug Stores.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
stsal Pann.

The great objection to the steel pen
when 1t first came into general use
was Its stiffness. There was not that
"glve" and spring In the metal pen
which characterized the old fashioned
goose quill pen.
This was remedied, however, by the
side splits which we see in pens today.
and for many years the method of slit.
ting the pens by means Of press was
kept secret by those famous penmak.
ers, elliott and Mason.
Briefly, the method of manufacture
Of steel pen today may be described
as follows: The blanks are pierced
and the slits cut after which the pen
requires to be softened by annealing.
Then they are raised and hardened,
secured with acid, colored, vanished
and dried. girls afterward looking over
the pens, throwing aside the faulty
ones and packing the good ones into
boxes ready for sale.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
NoISELESS NOISE.
Ring a Bell In Vacuum and You Can
not Hear the Sound.

Ring Bell In Vacuum and You Can
not Hear the Sound.
The value of air as a noise and
sound medium can readily be ascer-
tained by Suspending bell from
silk strand through the neck Of large
bottle from which the air has been
pumped. BY pulling on the silk the
tongue can he seen to strike the sides
Of the tell. but no sound is heard. A
bell suspended by metal rod and
rung would be audible. the sound
waves being carried to the outside Of
the bottle by the metal rod. An ex-
pertinent of this kind. using an iron
vessel as Il substitute for the glass bot
tie. would he found not nearly SO sat
isfactory. though the bell be suspend
ed from silk as in the former instance.
owing almost entirely to the fact that
iron Is more porous than glass, conse-
quently containing some air. which
would convey an almost imperceptible
sound to the outside:
There is said to exist in Scotland a
stone so Opaque as to render inaudible
even the firing Of a cannon, If one
crouches on the opposite side. All
liquids and gases are excellent sound
conductors: especially is water on the
surface, and certain kinds of wood.
If it was possible for two men to
live sufficient length Of time in a
glass box hermetically sealed and con.
tanning no mir they would be unable
to converse, though using the great.
est powers ut their commund.-Chica.
90 Record. Herald.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
The Girl Who Does Not Marry

to serve. Whether we admit it or
not, this desire is strong in every
true woman. For His own wise ends
God put in the hearts of every one of
us-put in the human heart itself
the desire to be of use, the longing
to serve.
A Fundamental Longing.
This longing is at the bottom of all
our plans and devices; life up our
noblest virtues and you will find it
there; search through our follies and
our faults and underneath them all
fulfilled or defeated, you win find it,
this longing to serve.
The normal girl looks forward to
marriage, plans for it, hopes for it,
and this is as it should be. But no
one Of us knows what fate awaits us.
Perhaps we shall not mary after all.
But whether we marry or not, the
richest life for a woman is still that
of service, and to prepare ourselves
for marriage is after all to prepare
ourselves for better, fuller service.
There is motherhood Of the heart
than can enrich ourselves and the
lives of others more almost than the
other motherhood which we believe
to be so enriehing.
And there are the spiritual children
that should be ours, the love, the good
deeds, the constant, constant service
little spiritual children they seem to
me without mothers, and they are call.
ing to us and calling to us.
But we must put down the voices
Of our regrets before we can hear
their calling. And doing that, by and
by we hear them and heed them, and
after that life never seems empty any
more, but as rich for the unmarried
woman is for the married woman; a
beautiful thing full Of service and re-
wards.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Carved BY Nature.

A curious effect Of the wear and
tear to which the earth's crust is con-
tinually Icing subjected is shown
in the DEVILS slide In Utah and other
peculiar formations all over the west,
There exist on the South river, in the
Wasatch mountains IA part Of the
Rockies), singularly capped pinnacles
or slender pillars rising from 40 to 400
feet high and most Of them crowned
or capped by huge stones. These pill
lars are not the work Of man, but are
memorial monuments of huge hills
from which they are cut out by the
action of the air and water and the
lone remains of many square miles of
solid rocks which have been washed
away to depth Of some 400 feet
The greater hardness of the surface
has caused it to resist corroSion more
than the underlying rock. thus leaving
huge caps of stone perched high In the
air on points Of their columns. Here
and there can be found double col
umn capped by single stone. thus
forming natural bridge both unique
and picturesque, Health.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Simple English.

Yes" said the earnest professor,
what we want in literature is direct
and simple English"
The listeners grnvely nodded.
Direct and simple" they echoed.
Those conglomerated ef'usions Of
vapid intellects." the professor went
on, which pose In lamentable atti-
tudes as the emotional and intellectual
ingredients OF ictiuna realism fall far
short Of the obvious requirements Of
contemporary demands and violate
the traditional muuels Of the tran
scendent minds Of the EliZabethan era
OF glorious memory Pain and simple
English is the demand Of the hour"
Wherpupon everybody applauded and
went home Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
A TROLLEY IN THE DESERT.
Sand Fights the Wires From Cairo to
the Pyramids.


the Pyramids.
Extending from Cairo to the pyra-
mids of Gizeh is an electric trolley
line which is used chiefly by tourists.
The trunks of huge palm trees serve
as trolley poles TO support the over
bead conductor. and the contrast be-
tween the modern hurrying motorcars
and the peaceful centuries old tombs
Of the pharaohs holds. the interest of
many contemplative traveller
AT one side of the trolley conductor
On bell shaped insulators are run the
feeders. which. like the trolley wire,
are of bright. hard drawn copper.
After these wires had been installed
t was soon found that they invariably
broke and fell within six or seven
months. the cross section being much
reduced at the point Of fracture,
Investigation showed that the desert
winds which sweep across the right
Of way whip sand particles against
the wires, causing filing action which
cuts away the copper much like an
artificial sand blast The glass globes
of arc lamps installed along the road
have exhibited the same destructive
action
A similar effect is observed with the
incandescent units used to light the
way to the sphinx These strings of
lamps. besides having to be moved at
frequent Intervals to accommodate the
varying level of the shifting sands, are
rapidly eaten away by the etching ac
ton Of the desert winds. Thus far no
remedy has been discovered for this
destruction except frequent renewals
Electrical World.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
DR.. STONE S
Drug Store

Tho only cash drug store in Oregon,
owes no one, and no one owes IL, car
rlos large stock; It's shelves, counters
and show cases arc loaded with drugs,
medicines, notions, toilet articles,
wines and liquors Of all kinds for me.
dicinal purposes. DR.. stono is regu.
lar graduate In medicine and has had
many years Of experience In the prac.
tico. Consultations are free, Prcscrip.
tions are free, and only regular price
for medicine. Dr. Stone can be found
at bis drug store, Salem, Ore, from :
In the morning until . NJ night. Fee
delivery 70 all parts Of the city
Mail orders for any drug, medicine,
patent medicine or notion will be for.
worded by parcel post on receipt Of
price in postage stamps and from 10
10 eenta IL stamT to cover postage.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
ELYS CREAM BALM OPENS CLOGGED
NOSTRILS AND --CATARRH GOES

penetrates and heals the inflamed, swol.
len membrane which lines the nose,
head and throat; clears the air passag
es; stops nasty discharges and a feeling
of cleansing, soothing relief comes i'm.
mediately.
Don't lay awake tonight struggling
for breath, with head stuffed. nostrils
closed, hawking aud blowing. Catarrh
or a cold, with its running nose, foul
mucous dropping into the throat, and
raw dryness is distressing but truly
needless.
Put your faith--iust once-in "Ely 3
Cream Balm" and your cold or catarrh
viii surely disappear
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Instantly Clears Air Passages; You
Breathe Freely, Nasty Discharge
Stops, Head Colds and Dull Headache
Vanish.
Get small bottle anyway, just to try
it--Apply a little in the nostrils and
instantly your clogged nose and stop.
ped.up air passages Of the head will
open; you viii breathe freely, dullness
and headache disappear. BY morningl
the catarrh, cold.in.head or catarrhal
sore throat win be gone. A
End such misery nowl Get the small
bottle Of "Ely's Cream Balm" at any
drug store. This sweet, fragrant balm
dissolves by the heat Of the nostrils;
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Handmade Rastimo.

"of course" said the salesman. amy
thing handmade is sure to be superior
TO what is made by machinery"
Not always" answered the musical
person. IF you start mp II music box
II generally plays something In the
way Of standard composition But
when anybody sits down at the plano
and turns out something by hand the
chances are that II will be sagtlme,"-
Washington Star
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Good Train Service.

Talk of trains and one is reminded Of
the perfect line Read of this service
and applaud: THE trains come in to
the minute and 20 out to the minute.
The officials are intelligent and polite,
The carriages are good Every station
has its waiting room. where you may
sit and read and drink a cup Of coffee
that is not only hot and fresh, but Is
recogni2Hbly the product of the berry,
II is impossible to travel In the wrong
train. 1t is very difficult not to get
out at the right station The fares are
very reasonable The time tables are
models of clarity No. the reference
is to no railway In the south OF Eng
land. 1t is Mr. Il. V. Lucas summary
OF the good points Of the train service
OF the happy Hollanderl-London Spec.
tator
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
No Retail For Him.

A small boy saw some young puppies
nt the dog. dealers.
"0h. Mr. Brown" he asked the man.
"how much do you want for those
pupplesY
They're G3 apiece. Master Beverly"
ION, but don't want u piece. /
want whole dog. Exchange.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

"The idea OF DOING while was sing.
ing"
you were singing n lullaby, weren't
you?"
"Yes."
"Then | couldn't pay your art any
higher compliment. Washington Her
aid.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

"rhis lady Is worth 100000. Would
you like to spr her photograph
Worth s4OOOUO aud compelled TO nd.
vertise for n husbandY No, you needn't
show me her phlz cun imagine what
II must be"-Loulsyille COurier-Jour
mai
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
Slight Omission.

81 thought you said he was a man
Of meansY
Excuse me. left OF the adjec.
tive
what ndjectiveT
"'Limlted - Birmingham Age Her.
MD.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Knlcker There's plenty Of room at
the top Booker Yes, but your wife
lets you have only the bottom bureau
drawer. New YORK Sun.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Lots Of people who have good sense
in other ways never seem to know
when a player piano has been worked
TO death.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25
A Pocket symphony.

MY piano * very much like my
trousers pockets when my wife goes
into them she often finds nothing but
keys. and then there X music"-New
York Globe
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

"ls there really amy art In convers-
ingY"
"of course; always say small things
In big way and big things in a small
way"-Minneapolis journal.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

History Professor why are the mid
die aRes known ny the dark agesi
Wise Freshman Because there were
no mnny knights Wisconsin Sphinx.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1913-12-25

Ethel-.lack ROxlpigh IL good looking
enough hut don't i7lre Tor bis ways
Marie Never mind ubmlt his why's.
my dear Think Of his means - Boston
Record.