The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-07-04

f quarreling.
3 Still children must have thei
t playtime, though many educators fee
that they would be betters off j
they had summer classes in handworl
to- give them regular discipline. TIL,
boys who have a garden to weed
, papers to deliver, or any regular tasl
. that does not tire them, are better
off than those that wander aimles.
and restless all day.
| The circus menagerie does not at.
tract SO much interest as formerly
as all the animals are now the real
thing
AS they can't stop Chicago wives
from killing their husbands, it might
be a good idea to get some needed
revenue by regulating the evil on a
high license basis. -
The business men are now anxious
ly waiting for the college graduates
to go to work for them, and reorgan-
ize their methods on scientific basis.
4 4 4
Andrew Carnegie was the only one
at the Berlin Jubilee dinner who wore
plain black clothes with out decora-
tons. He might appropriately have
tied library card to his buttonhole.
4 4 4
Anyway, congress has got to fin
ish this session before March 4, 1915.
as the newly elected members will
then order them to vacate the)C Capt.
tol.
4 X X
Married people are to get added
exemptions from the income tax on
account of their children, but the
bachelor with the expense of best
girl gets no relief.
Meredith Nicholson declines the
Portuguese ambassadorship. Proba.
bly, he would rather sell fiction to
the publishers than talk it to the
diplomats.
X X X
Fashionable Chicago women now
carry canes to match their dresses,
but they have not yet required their
husbands to wear the same material
~
A perfectly square umpire might
not be popular, as the crowd gets a
lot of satisfaction out of bowling
"Robber."
Deposits in the. postal savings
banks to date amount to $35OOO,OOO.
The soda fountains and picture shows
must view this tendency with alarm.
If the President does not get down
to business and work up some of
those $4,000 word messages that no.
body reads. the people may get on to
what he is saying.
kA X
Much is being said as to whether
The public shall be allowed to sit on
he grass in the parks, but if they
seep on doing it the occasion for the
discussion will soon be removed.
- 4 4 X
1t is thought that it would promote
morality to arrest all women seen loi-
ering on the streets. In front of the I
millinery store would seem like a
good place to begin.
4 4 X
The bleachers feel that the way
% back up the team is to yell for
he home players to be taken out of
he game.
Some of the. people think colleges
rave too long vacations but many of
If the students are keeping up their
work Of base ball diamond.
X 4 X
After the tariff debaters have pulled
he wool over the peoples eyes a lit
lie longer. there will be a general
FOWL of 20. Sugar.
4 X \
A newspaper notes that when Mr.
reached his summer home
lie had on a very soft pink silk shirt.
'ut the reporter had SO little enter
rise that he failed to describe his
nderclothes.
4 X 4
1t is not necessary on July. 4 for
ne boys to take special pains to send
IT firecrackers in front of the homes
here there are sick people.
x X X
1t is surprising how quickly the
ian who wants reckless chauffeurs
lied, becomes a speeder himself
hen he gets a machine