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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02

Woman's Love and Mans Love.
There's just two things that break
up many happy homes" observed a
philosopher.
What's them?" inquired q listener.
"Woman's love for dry goods an
mans love for wet goods, b'gosh!"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
Too Busy to Run.

Anne was not very well. and found
walking with her vigorous mother hard
work Mamma. however. was pressed
Tor time. and presently hurrying ahead.
called 70 the struggling. painting little
girl TO run. From little distance b0
hind her came the breathless protest:
7 can't run. mother. You'll Just have
70 wait for me. I'm 80 busy walking
that cant run"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
AS USUAL.

"How do you like this chowder,
Mr. Starboarder" asked the land
lady.
1T is cold, but not clammy," re-
piled Mr.. Starboarder.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
Small Area.

'Biffels is always blowing about his
ancestral estates"
Don't pay any attention TO Biffels.
He was born on a forty-foot suburban
lot"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
USED TO 1T.

"a crisis in China would be a ter.
rible thing for the nation"
81 don't see why. We have it in
our kitchen every time we get a new
cook"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
a Traltress.

"She was drlmmed out"
Expelled from the suffragettes?"
Yes; they ascertained that she was
merely hiking to take off weight and
not through any real zeal for the
cause"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
WORSE AND WORSE.

"Gracious! Isn't that bathing
suit shockingI"
"You may think it is, but wait till
you see her in her tube skirt"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
SURE OF AcouITTAL.

Magistrate-The case against yor
looks pretty dark, Mr.. johnson.
Mr.. Johnson-That's all right
judge. / kin prove an albino.-
Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
EXPERT.

Teacher-What is a motor reac-
ton?
Up-to-Date Class-0ne is when
the auto turns turtle.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
HARD CASE.

Patience hear Fred was pinned
down under his automobile, today.
Patrice-Indeed! Well, nobody
ever succeeded in pinning him down
before.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
Improving.

Mrs. r. e Cooper. who has been
quite i'll for two weeks with fever. is
improving. though she had a rest ess
night Sunday night. II is hoped
that her recovery will be assured in
q few days.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
Wrono Kind.

I'VE had an alarming situation In
our family this morning"
Dear mel What was it,"
MY wife set the clock by mistake
for four o'clock instead OF seven"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
HEAVY HANDICAP.

1Grace won the admiration of the
guides, all right"
"As to howl"
"She climbed Mont Blanc In q
hobble."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
PULLING .PREpIcAMENT.

"Why is Jiggers always in hot wa
ter with his wife ?"
Because they can't keep the pot
boiling"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
To Prevent Blood Poisoning

ippiy at once the wonderful old reliable DIR.
PoRTER'S ANTIsEPrIc HEALING OIL, sur
Eicai dressing that relieves pain aud heals at
the same time. Not a liniment CSC. soc. hoo
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
BOTH FRENCH.

Kag-I see that Artslsy has
bought a new CoDot
JOrgenson-YOu don't sayi Linn
CUISINE i-Jack- D Lantern.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
EXPLAINED.

Gabe-Jones is always in the hole
What's the matter with him?
Steye-He spends all his time
building castles in the air.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
INCREDIBLE.

"Now man has decided that pref
GELS are not food"
"You don't mean to tell me that
anyone ever thought they were
food %
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
TIME TO GET UP.

General-It's 'af pastnine, sir.
Lodger--Good heavens Why
didn't you tell me before?
General-Because il wasn't, SIR.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02

For Weakness and Loss of Appetite
The Old Standard general Strengthening tonic.
GROVES rASrELESS chill TONIC, drives out
Malaria and builds up the system. A true tonic
and su's Appetizer. For adults and children. SOC.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
ONE OF THE NUMBER.

Jones-Does he belong to the fom
hundred?
Smith-Yes; he's one of thu
ciphers.-Illinois Siren.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
MADE BY DISSOLUTION.

Mantell-I had no idea that Banks
was worth more than ten millions.
Dunlop-He wasn't until the gov
eminent dissolved his trust.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
THEIR SPECIALITY.

What are dog watches on vessels,
pap
Il guess they're the kind that are
used principally by barks."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
ILLUSTRATION.

Things are seldom as black as
hey are painted"
'Alinstrels, for exampleT'
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
AT THE MEDIUMS.

81 come here to get some light
whereby l may see astral bodies"
"Then why not get an astral
lamp%
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-02
ITS KIND.

81 see where one baseball man gave
another one hard wallop."
''Yss; that was a base hit"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10
legs9Sk IfT7 Io pig

same consolation offered to the Irish
man who received three serious
wounds, one Of which was bound to
be fatal, but from the other two OF
which he might recover, A"birth-
less" race need not shink from the
advancing cloud OF insanity, and an
insane race is not apt to care much
whether 1t is born or not Lest. how
ever, some timid person should re-
fuse to see how the one evil cancels
the other, LEI. him turn from Colorado
Springs to Birmingham. England.
where recently the Association for
the Advancement of Science was
greatly, concerned with the problem
OF oyer-population and food supply
People are still born in numbers suf-
ficiently large to worry the scientists
as to where sustenance for all OF them
is coming from. Or Is It our duty to
reconcile the findings of Birmingham
and Colorado Springs and to look for
ward to nonresident race of luna
tics with nothing to eat?'.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

EDITOR
VIEW OF FILIPINO uBaR FROM THE 0TaER END

At least one prominent Philippine official is
we'll satisfied with the results of the importation
Of Filipino labor in Hawaii Hugo Miller, of
the insular bureau of education, was recently in
Honolulu and made an investigation of the con-
dition Of the laborers brought from the Philip
pines here for plantation work. The Manila Bull
letin quotes him as follows:
"The Hawaii Sugar Growers Association en-
tploys about $4,000 japanese, about 5000 Fill
pinos and few thousand laborers of other
races and nationalities, Including Chinese, ne
grees, Portuguese and Porto Ricans. After
years of experimenting, they have concluded
that the Filipino under proper treatment makes
the most efficient laborer in the sugar fields and
the association will hereafter make special eff
forts to substitute Filipinos for the laborers OF
other nationalities, as fast as the former can be
recruited.
"The Filipino laborers on arriving in Hawaii
are assigned to a specially constructed and de-
signed -est-house and dormitory, where they re-
main for several weeks Until they become accus-
toned to the climate and the new surroundings
"The Hawaiian planters have found out that
the secret of success with Filipino labor lies in
treating and feeding them well and teaching
them proper methods of work. 1t is surprising
how fast under these conditions, lazy, sickly-
looking laborer is transformed into healthy,
hard working farmland q
The Filipinos in Hawaii have been charged
with being addicted to crime more than the La
borers Of other nationalities employed by the su.
gar.growers. Upon investigation, however,
was found that about two-thirds of the crimes
charged against Filipinos in the Hawaiian isl.
ands were either gambling or being present at d
gambling game They seem. to like their mon:
te and panguingue' in the same degree that
they dc 81 hone Besides, the sugar growers
were not very careful in selecting their Filipino
1aborers when they first began using them Since
then, however, a very thorough investigation in
to the character Of each applicant is made and
as a result better class of Filipino laborers is
being obtained
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10
LIIIIEINIEINIEWl)

-EDW. w. P. ST. GEORGE: I
hope I'm a member In good standing
in the AID Club, and I'm usually in
sympathy with both the work and the
stunts of that organization, but
must confess | believe the line should
be drawn somewhere. The AID Club is
showing its progressiveness in ex-
tending the invitation to Miss Sylvia
Pankhurst to speak at the Opera
House on "Ad Club Night.-but /
must admit hope she'll be too tired
or indisposed to say much about the
cause she is 30 interested in. The
Ad Club will have to do the honors,
II she accepts land suppose she'll
not lose any opportunity to bolster
up her mothers argumeptsD, but
certainly hope the sober sense of the
united members of our Invest organ
izatlon will prevent them from en-
dorstng the things Miss Pankhurst is
sure to say There'll be such a good
SHOW without including any Down
With-Men talk that l, for one, hope
she'll refuse our invitation. If my
wife should happen to believe what
Sylvia
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10
H0N0L ULAN MAY BE
SECURED FOR THE
:. A PANAMA CANAL TRIP

That the Mats0n liner Honolulan
may be secured for the proposed boos-
ter excursion Of the Chamber OF Com.
merce to Panama, Is the belief of H.
p. Wood, secretary OF the chamber,
who said this morning that at the
time when the trip is expected to be
made the new Matsonia will be ON
the run. and the Honolulan would
have been relieved from duty between
honolulu and San Francisco.
Whether or not the excursion will
be made depends entirsly upon wheth.
er We will be able to secure q steam.
er or not, said Wood III the yes.
sci can be gotten then the trip will
be made without doubt. / am sure
that the Matsonia will relieve the Hos
nelulan from duty between this port
and the coast, and II SO, that is the
vessel shall try to bring into use
The Honolulan will accommodate 81
persons, and quarters could be ar.
ranged for more. There will be one
fare for the entire trip. and those TAX
ing 1t may be assured Of q trip
through the Panama canal, either In
the steamer or in smaller craft
Wood is preparing letters to the
various steamship companies on the
coast setting forth the plan and ask.
ing their cooperation in helping the
Chamber CT Commerce secure the de-
sired steamer These letters will be
dispatched on the next boat out of
Honolulu Persons interested in the
proposed trip, and who might wish
to make sit, are requested to confer,
with Secretary Wood a..
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

Will RETURN
TO mainland


Miss Nettie Stone. the Oakland grill
who through mistake, became an In
voluntary passenger in the Canadian
Apstralasian liner Mariana, as that
vessel departed from Victoria for Ho-
nonlu, decided this morning to. return
to- her home on the coast, following
the receipt Of cable from her par
ents.
My people have cabled me sufii-
Client funds to cover my expenses
while here and my passage to San
Francisco" stated the young woman.
who In company with Miss Ward.
humane officer. was q visitor at the
sheriff's Office, where the contents OF
the message weer discussed.
q am completely at loss to find
words to express my feelings at the
many kindnesses shown me by the
good people Of Honolulu insisted
Miss Stone. by word and deed the
utmost sympathy has been shown me,
since arrived here In the Mariana,
a stranger and almost penniless.
Il will with much reluctance leave
this beautiful city In the Matson
steamer Honolulan, that Is 10 sail for
the coast next Tuesday evening. and
in doing so 1t ID my only regret that
i am unable better to extend my sim
cere appreciation for all the friendly
and disinterested assistance shown
me IN an hour OF deepest trouble.
Miss Stone insists that she Is 10th
to leave her newly-made island
friends behind. The receipt of he
cable this morning however decided
the matter and she says that she win
rejoin her people In the California
city though she believes that she
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10
I 0 N KIPPlR I 0
BE OBSERVED
!. !. STRICTLY

The great Jewish day of prayer and
fasting, Yom Kippur, begins at
O'clock this evening and for "a hours
the holiday will be strictly observed.
The orthodox faith requires absti.
nence from all food and drink, from
pleasure or business of any kind, and
even the lighting of fires is prohib.
tied.
The exercises and prayers of Yom
Kippur are to be held during the "a
hours at San Antonio hall, with Rabbi
Benn officiating. A large number Of
Jews will join in eommemorating the
Gay, which will be more generally OBJ.
served in Honolulu than ever before.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

i 40
win never be quite content until she
returns here for more extended
stay and under nlore propituous COM
ditions.
The local agents of the Canadian
Anstralasian line are understood 70
have had conference with Collector
OF he Port StackahIe regarding the
status Of the youn6 woman. The
federal officials are said 20 have tax.
en- up the matter of the steamships
responsibility for the return OF the
fair passenger ID explanation Il
was pointed out BY the steamship,
people that the young lady was an
American. and was In no wise q
stowaway she had been passed BY
The federal immigration authorities
and for that reason Il Ii claimed that
the Canadian-Anstralasian company
was not to blame for her going
aboard their vessel which she says
that she mistook for the Pacific
Coast steamship UmatilIa. = vessel
OF one haif the size o. the Mariana,
Miss Stone remains q gnest Of Mrs
Annie Poole, police matron. during
the faw days yet allotted to her In
this city.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10
INQUIRER.
The editorial is as follows.

The editorial Is as follows:
two calamities are threatening the
human race, according to reports from
Colorado Springs. where the Ameri-
can Public Health Association is now
meeting. One Is the increase Of In
sanity, and the other is the decrease
in the birth-rate. As envisaged by
one headline writer, the future pre-
sents a spectacle in which nobody will
be born and everybody will be out of
his mind. Fortunately, this condition
of affairs promises something of the
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

1.-THE Star-Bulletin invites free and
frank discussion in this column on all
legitimate subjects Of current interest
Communications are constantly re-
ceived to which no signature Is at
tached. This paper win treat as con-
ffcential signatures to letters If the
writer's so desire. but cannot give
space to anonymous Communications. j
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

Funeral services Of Patrick r. Dil.
lon. S. years old. who died at the
Queens hospital Monday, were held
"Wednesday afternoon AZ the Catholic
Cathedral. Rev. Father stephen. for
many years q friend OF the Dillon
family, officiating. The services Ct
the cathedral were very impressive.
Father vAlentin conducting the song
service with the assistance Of q choir.
Dillon was native Of Ireland. COM
ing to Honolulu forty years ago. and
at the time Of his death was employ
ed In the Honolulu Iron Works. The
big plant closed down on the after
noon Of the funeral. and more than
$50 OF the employees led the process
sion to the Mr. anu cemetery. where
interment took place. The deceased
ID survived BY 4 widow and several
married daughters
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10
A KERNEL OF TRUTH.

Editor Honolulu Star-Bulletin,
Sir:-The following brief editorial
rs copied from The Nation! IL is couch.
ed in testing phrase, yet it con-
tains a kernel of exact truth in set
ting forth the palpable paradoxes of
much of the inexact and loose think.
ing of the day. =: s..'.
IL = 80. r. =. =. 49, Ia, 1xYoTrTnrn
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10
FEAs1BLE-AND RIGHT

1t is perfectly feasible, as the Star. Bulletin
pointed out some time ago, for the party leaders
in the territory to come together on the basis OF
mutual trnst and business honor and agree to
limit campaign expenditures to reasonable
sum. 1t is perfectly practicable for this agree
ment to include the elimination of the runner
system, with its endless possibilities for quasi
graft. Both the Democratic and Republican
parties have paid out money far too layishly and
with too little inquiry of the real purpose for
which it was expended. In Hawaii campaign
funds are handled by very small eoterie OF men
In each party. These men are usually prominent
in business circles they are entirely Trustworthy
they are energetic and active An agreement be-
tween the party treasurers or campaign fund
committees would be scrupulously kept Such
an agreement would end at once the squandering
of money to keep in line voters whose consciences
have been calloused by many years of politics
for revenue only The last legislature prohibit.
ed contributions to campaign funds by corpora
tions. It is now up to the parties to carry this
move for clean politics the logical step further.
Wholesale contributions are prohibited; let
wholesale expenditures be eliminated likewise.
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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

"Chiefs Bender's work makes it certain that
before the worlds series is over they are going
to revise that saying about the only good Indian.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

aviator Flies Upside Down Carrying Pas
sengers," says a headline. We have our opinion
of those passengers.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

Tom Gum does less flying on more wind thai
any ether aviator in captivity
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

Secretary Daniels has a plan of his own for
busting the armor-plate trust.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

Mere rain needed, says Superintendent Cald-
we'll Possibly that is it. y
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

The son Of former Senator Nixon Of
Nevada has been sued for so. 900 by
woman he lift with an auto.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-10-10

"A face that has a story to tell Hour different
orc faces in this particular Some of them
speak not; they are books III achich not line is
irgitten, sare perhaps date. -LongfeIlow
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-03-24
THE COPYRIGHT DIAMONDS
by IzoLA FORESTER.

robbery at once Ring for tea. Kate.
will you please? Walt. hadn't Mr..
Clarity better have some refresh
ment?' Then as the two men were
safely out of hearing, she leaned for
ward. and looked directly at Violet
What is II. dear? You seem ILL.,
Kate hesitated. then went softly out
of the room She had never under
stood the queer. bitter nature of the
girl. q bitterness so strangely inter
woven with a love OF all that was
beautiful in art and music. Yet vague
~ she had sensed her isolation In that
happy, healthy. vigorous family after
the death of her father, Perhaps, too,
she guessed what Walt never dreamed
OF. why Violet rarely looked him in
the eyes
For an instant Mrs, COPYRIGHT hes
itated, too. She wished she had taken
Violet with her. The girl was moody
and apt 10 he morbid. Then she
reached over impulsively. and took
her close in her arms. Violet chung
to her almost convrlsively. for the
first time, and began to sob. heavy Z
dry. Misunderstanding sobs,
Dear don't. why, Violet, ] can't
let you
oh, let me alone" said the girl.
II want to tall you before they come
rdtA- ElDSs anu the DtnST
things-~I took them out OF the case
on your dressing table. and locked II
again, while you were downstairs,
Rodensen was in the other room, and
she did not open the case again"
But why" began Mrs. Court
right, staring at the delicate, irnpaa- /
stoned face Of the girl before her.
Violet. how could your
'0h. how could Ts'' Violet said rnis-
faJt ell 81
once the injustice of life, how you
bad everything that had been nay
care for me much after he met you
ttypiaed i ali to me 1 hated 70 ss ses
them on you"
Are YOU g Violet smiled up at her.
II haven't told You all. ] was III that
took the Jewels. ali 81 fFs ssesn into mn
room. There was FIRE i'm there. an
open one, and l laid them one hy one
taken out with the ashes afserwara.
win not burn"
AS Kate. and Jgssop came hack to-
gether. they stopped at the picture the
two made, II was the arst time Walt
remembered having seen his sister
take her daughter in her arms.
She was soothing her. stroking the
soft; fair hair tenderls, sympathe-
Walt dear" Mrs. COPYRIGHT re-
marked, YOU may tell Mr. Garrity
"a mistake has been made. The tewals
are quite safe, l never wear them
anyway except on very special oc-
easions They are always kent in tho
safety vault In town, and are there
now"
Violet gave a quick ssnnthsrad ax-
slamatsons but tbs. cool hand on her
head never stopped It's caressing
and the ones that are gone are
paste% asked Walt by love- I'm
awfuliy glad for you"
II will be a shock 10 the thieves"
laughed Kate.
Violet raised her tear-stained face.
Perhaps a blessed one she said.
Mrs. COPYRIGHT smiled
small divide the real ones with
Violet now. The responsibility liz too
great for one to carry