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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
=. Sentimental F arming

to give up planting green peas and
beans and corn for fodder because his
wife said the land mustn't be plowed
up Genevieve and Anna were look
ing spindling and needed the space for
exercise and air. Genevieve and Anna
were the Guernsey cows he had counted
on for cream and butter. But it was no
use. because they got so outrageously
lazy and aristocratic that they wouldn't
work
They just ate clover and switched
their tails and watched in bored sort
Of way the hired man driving over
with the milk cans to the neighhoring
farm. where were some everyday, sober
and Industrious cows that lived the lives
the Lord had ordained for cows,
"Theophilus couldn't have had any
more cream on his breakfast food than
he had had in town. lie could afford
to buy il, Of course. but cream is one
thing you never have courage to be
eNuavagant with unless you raise it
yuursef-ever notice?
when the first Of November came
around he was going to have a man
butcher one OF the pigs. Mrs. The
ophilus nearly had Mysteries What!
kill William or Howard? After she had
taught them 70 stand for bath from
the garden hose every week and to
await their turn politely at the trough
II Theophilus Evers was brute enough to
DO that she'd feel like getting divorce.
SO they bought their bacon and ham
from the butcher, as usual. and Howard
and William waNed fat in laziness and
comfort
Mrs Theophilus rarely allowed the
horses to be used She said it was
too hot or too cold or that they looked
pale or had the hiCcoughs and must
wear red flannel around their necks,
When Theophius got an automobile to
circumvent her II was just as bad be-
cause she refused TO have the poor hired
man overworked running It. SO they
| paid an expressman savage prices 20
cart their stuff out to them from the
village
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
Cause and Effect.

Halo. Old man! What's the mat
ter?'' asked the barrister's friend.
Been in a railway accident, a motor
car smash. or WHAT"
''No. no." replied the barrister. THE
fact is, l had jury case the other day,
and pleaded so eloqUently to make my
client appear merely to be fool, in
stead of the knave he was, that finally
I managed to get him acquitted"
The friend looked puzzled.
Yes" he queried; but what has that
to do with your appearance"
"Oh, the man met me later in the
day outside the law courts, that's all!'
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14

n HE wore a skirt not more than a
yard around at the bottom edge,
~ and the attenuated cerise feather
In her hat stood up at least foot and
half Just as she swung by the
lace counter she caught a glimpse of
another girl making a purchase and,
after a little pause, she rushed over
to the other girl.
why. Gertrude!" she exclaimed in
tone of delight I'm so glad to see
YOU It's been perfect age"
1T has been quite time, Rosa, -
agreed the young woman, who was
buying lace How are your"
Just fine" cried the girl with the
cerise feather Are you getting that
perfectly lovely pattern? You're look
ing SO well there's no need to ask
about you. By the way how is your
brother"
TOM" said the girl who was buy
ing lace. "Oh, he never was better!
He's always Well"
Yes, he's such a picture Of health"
agreed the girl with the cerise feather.
If YOU weren't his sister ia tell you
how perfectly splendid looking he is,
though / suppose you know it, And
he's not bit spoiled, like most hand
some men"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14

SkVM thinking Of buying a farm,
said the lawyer. My wife is
crazy on the subject says
there's nothing like owning land in
your old age, $50 you are sure you'n
have plenty to eat and roof 10 cover
you"
That's all right unless your wife
is like Theophnus Evers wife" in
terrupted the doctor Ills wife said
the same thing. and she bounded The
ophilus until he gave up his law prac-
tice and bought a farm 60 miles out Of
Chicago
He said that he had wrestled with
clients and oNpounded the law FOR %
years and he guessed re had earned a
rest OF course, he always added, he
had no idea Of retiring to farm and
Just idlinE he was going to do little
regular work TO keep in trim
Every day at luncheon for a month
he told us how fine " was going TO be
10 have all the butter and cream and
fresh eggs and chickens that they want
ed-not at the within OF a grocer and a
milkman but at their own pleasure.
/ An they would have To do was 10 60
ont and pluck the dinner of the farm
and ask favors of nobody
! "Theophius had the money 70 stock
| a farm with provisions like that and we
/ really euvled him
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14

mis- and swimming and dancing for sum
mer and plenty of ice skating in the
winter will keep your flesh down and
your cheeks aglow and athletics help
he other eye treatment too, You
know beautiful eyes are my dream Of
loveliness, and outdoor exercise to keep
the system in trim and the blood rae
ing along in a healthy stream win
brighten those healthy eyes ] have told
YOU how to acquire"
And Mollie Kings advice certainly
sounds as II 1t were worth following
doesn't Il?
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14

and thy reward shall be as the re-
ward OF her who hath compassion
upon her fellow creatures.
s-When thou ariseth in the morn
ing in the sleeping car. cover thy head
and thy curl papers lest they offend
the eyes of thy fellow travellers. and
hasten swiftly to the dressing room.
where thou shalt despatch thy toilette
with great speed. Be not one OF those
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
A Shock.

Why" began the girl who was
buying lace.
Now, l just won't take a refusalv'
said the other with pretty sternness
Think of all we've got to talk about!
Tom"
Il was going 10 say" interrupted the
young woman who was buying lace
that it viii be impossible, because
mother gives a dinner tomorrow night
for CaroIine's people You know, Tom
and Caroline Steele are going to be
married next month";"
"Wh-what?" shrieked the girl with
the cerise feather. THAT pasty Caro-
line Steele? I-he-why, really
hadn't heard How perfectly lovely,
Do congratulate him for me- I'm 50
sorry. but I've got to run along i'm
portant engagement"
We'll, good by-if you must he
going" said Toms sister. sweetly
And 1 really have enjoyed our little
chat"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
Pretty Hard

1t got so that Theorhlus had to come
to Chicago TO get a square meal Of fine,
cold storage food-and l hear that he's
opening his office again in Chicago He
says he's tired Of running an eleemosy-
nary health resort for beasts and fowls
and being chambermaid 10 the resi-
dents"
We'll" said the lawyer. who had lis
tened attentively, Il shall heed your
warning l shall tell my wife that all
cows bite and that a scratch from a
chickens tooth is fatal"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
Beauty Secrets of Beautiful Women
Expert Adyie from MolEe King q the Care Of the Eyes

but has 20 keep working FOR her sue
cess and 10 keep up with the process
sion You mustn't begrudge other
their success-but must really win your
own for yourself and not make any
enemies on your way 70 glory. Every
one has a chance. YOU know-and other
people getting ahead does not keep you
from getting there, too.
and then if girls would get the ath-
letic habit. ] am sure they would not
have 20 worry about getting this. Ter
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
Too Busy.

Tom keeps his head pretty well"
agreed Toms sister. do you like this
piece Of lace better than that?'
They're both perfectly beautiful"
the girl with the cerise feather told her.
You can wear anything with your
complexion Is Tom playing any golf
these days? I haven't happened to see
him out at the links,
II don't think he is, said his sister.
He's been so busy this SPRING
"Oh. just because he is valuable
man he shouldn let that old firm mo-
nopolise him," pouted the girl with the
cerise feather. He plays such a SPLEEN
did game and is such a picture in his
fiannels When | see him / shall tell
him he just has 10 come out to the
links II he's been so busy that ex-
plains why I've not seen him lately. I'm
sure he must have received my card
with our change Of address"
Yes he got IT. said the girl who was
buying lace Tom hasn't made many
calls lately His time"
"Oh. these men"' exclaimed the girl
with the cerise feather. Il think 1t is
perfectly dreadful the way they work
themselves to DEATH Just because they
have brains and strength they ruin their
health l shouldn't think you'd let him
do il! Make him get outdoors and
enjoy himself more, He"
Why. Tom seems TO have pretty
good time. protested Toms sister
And he's perfectly well Did you
know-'
To think how long he and ! have
known each 0theF!" sighed the SRI with
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
=. Her Brother Tom
SelahI

the cerise feather. Since we were In
sixth grade! A friendship like that is
50 unique and rare! Tom have said
to him so many times, no matter how
long you stay away, when you come to
see me It is precisely as though we had
parted only yesterday" That's what
real mental affinity is. l think Don't
YOU? If two persons are congenial and
suited in every way to each other they
can't help but recognize it,
Il suppose not" said the other young
woman, What are you buying to-
day."
Not thing now" said the girl with
the cerise feather. I'm all through and
can give all the time you want to help
ing you select your lace. I'd love to.
I've seen so little of you lately, Ger
trude. Come over-you and Tom, come
over tomorrow night to dinner! Please
dol"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
A Mistake.

Yes, sir" said the real estate
agent. Il can recommend this place
to you. No malaria. Chills unknown.
Healthiest locality in the State
Guess we can't do business then,
replied the prospective tenant. I'm
a doctor"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14

she-dragons who bar the door willis
they marcelle their locks. and put
ointment and paint upon their counte-
nances, and dye their finger tips with
henna, while their sisters moan and
blaspheme in their kimonos without
the portal, vainly seeking entrance.
When thou visiteth a strange
place clamor not for the things thou
hath at home. and mock not Parts ba-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14

cause it hath not
the customs Of
Squeedunk, Ia. nor
rail because thou
canst not have
buckwheat cakes
and maple syrup in
t h e pension in
Venice. Peradven-
ture thou mayest
even learn OF the
heather by con-
I e m p a ting his
ways.
S-When I n o u
traveliest in thine
own country seek
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
BY Lillian LAUFERTY.

n NOST Of us realize what a won
MI derful illumination for the face
Ava is afforded by a beautiful pair Of
eyes And yet. either because we are
lazy or have a touching faith in Prov
idence, we do absolutely nothing 20 con-
serve and preserve the health Of these
hard working members OF our bodily or.
ganization.
But ! have found a little girl who
seems TO feel that she owes something
TO these good friends who do so much
for her There q nothing more beauti-
full than beautiful eyes-and the pref
tier they are the harder they have to
work." said little MoHie King, Of the
Winter Garden Passing Show Of 1913. %
in New York
one naturally says Little Mollle" he
cause the simple little white shirtwalst
and white felt hat so earnestly bespeak
youth in the flush Of her beginning ca
reer. and Mollle Kings whole eager
manner and Eirlish desire TO please
make little and young come trooping
10 your mind when describing this clever
girl
Now. az the while I am doing my
Anna Held imitation my eyes are under
strain Those muscles get just as
S~ed as any hard working muscles in
Z body would and so I keep them In
training But even II you are not us.
ing your eyes in the way / have to
they are working all the time So
feel sure Il would be wise for other girl,
TO follow my treatment
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
He Forgot.

'' """E"' 'Ne greatest array vi
chickens you ever saw and calculated
that he was going To have hroIlers
enough for the whole county. and his
cows were hlnoded stock So were the
pigs and other animals With what he
intended 10 grow ON his land TheophiIus
figured that he would have TO buy only
a few clothes and maybe sugar and
tahasco sauce
''But he hadn't reckoned on his wife
The first time ne said he guessed the
time was ripe for "a chicken dinner Mrs.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14

and call d 0 W n
blessings upon the
head of the woman
W h o journ eyeth
with only one
small bag in her
hand.
ALSO, II thou
possesseth an in
FAINT that howleth
b y night a n d
maketh sleep i'm
possible to those
in the neig hbor-
hood round about
II, stay within
thine own home.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
Why He Objected.

Grace, what is it your father sees
in me to object TOP"
He doesn't see anything in you,
Algernon. That's why he objects"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
THE PEOPLES MEDICINES

Are standard advertised remedies
in common use to-day, many of which
were used by our mothers aud grand
mothers with most beneficial results
Scores Of these same medicines are
prescribed by honest. competent ply
sicians because they know Of no bet
ter remedy Such IS Lydia r Pink
ham, Vegetable Compound which
has proved wonderfully successful In
allevisting suffering caused by fe-
aulale ills
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
More Secrets,

Lets see" meditated Miss Noble, 81
think 10 be- simple, and have a sweet
are the best thiuE for a girl to remem-
Der. You know any young girl who
wants to get ahead in the world has TO
know she can't mix work and play
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-07-14
In the Morning.

Every morning / give my eyes
cold water massage. and this is the
recipe for the new kind Of massage.
Cup your palm and I'll It with cold
water again and again, and dash the
water briskly at your eyes About thIr-
~ times for each eye is my treatment
and they do feel so fine and active
with the blood coursing through them.
when my eyes are very Tired battle
them first with hot and then with
cold water. This treatment ! go about
gently and II rests the eyes and nerves
too and brings color TO the cheeks al
the same time Every night and when
ever l come in from any outdoor excur-
sion that has been very dusty battle
my eyes with weak solution Of boracic
acid. Sometimes l wipe them out with
a bit Of soft cloth and sometimes l apply
the boracic acid solution iu an eye cup
and hold II against the eyebaN for a
nice. long, restful time
Then l have just one beauty secret
for my eyebrows went on Miss Nulle,
with a regular little girl dressed p-
like-a-lsdy air Of secrecy. Il have the
Sutest little brush for my eyebrows It
is wee. Ike bahy's toothbrush, il
there are such things. And with that !
patiently brush my eyebrows in just the
shape ! want them TO 60 ! like little
half circles. but you could train your
eyebrows into Cresceuts or any sort OF
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02

principles of agculturethe simple practical hnwhch
colleges
Professor
farms where the meetings O be
Agricultural
institutions individual efforts merchant
laboring calls
ton a
Campaigns different
Holden
community
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02
ELECTRICITY AS FOOD.
Surprising Result Of French scien-
fists Experiment.


fists Experiment.
The French physician and scientist,
NJ Bergonie, some time ago advanced
the theory that applications of electric
ity could be made to supply the place
Of food to a certain extent. which dis
covery he called diathermy. By the
application of electricity it was his
claim that the human body is able to
make up for part of the Authorization
Of the system by furnishing a large
amount of heat to the body instead Of
producing the heat from food materials
which need to be consumed or, indeed,
burned in the system, this giving rise
to overwork of the physiological or
gans of the body.
For the purpose of experiment he
recently picked out man who was a
notable example of ill nourishment.
Fae man weighed ITO pounds, suffered
greatly from the cold and could not
walk 300 feet without assistance After
undergoing the treatment for a short
period the man became normal in every
respect. He gained thirty pounds in
weight, was enabled to resume his
business and could take long walks
without experiencing fatigue and was
unaffected by changes OF temperature
The doctor considers that the time is
not far distant when all troubles due
to insufficient nutrition will disappear
under series of electrical treatments
by high frequency currents.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02
Citation for Hearing on Final
Account and for Distribution.
Estate Of Lame McCanne

Estate of Jane McCanney.
State of Minnesota, County of Stevens,
in prob ate court.
In the matter of the estate of Jane
McCanney, Decedent.
The State of Minnesota to James j.
McCanney. Thomas f, McCsnney, Annie
r. McCanney, Mary c. McCanney. and
Francis NJ. McCanney. all persons inter
eSted in the final account and diStrl-
button of the estate of said decedent;
The representative of the above
named decedent, having Tiled IN this
court his final account OF the
administration of the estate of said deced-
emit together with his petition praying
for the adjustment and allowance of said
final account and for distribution of the
residue OF said estate to the persons there
unto entitled: therefore, you, and each
Of you, are hereby cited and required to
show cause, if any you have, before this
court. at the probate court rooms in the
court house, in the city OF Morris, ia the
county of Stevens, state OF Minnesota, on
the 18th day of May, 1913, at 10
O'Clock A. NJ. why said petition should
not be granted.
Witness the Judge of said court and the
seal of said court, this 18th day of April,
1918.
Court Seal A. Y; STENGER.
Probate Judge.
James b. Ormond,
Attorney for Petitioner.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02
Citation for Hearing on Petition
for Probate of VIII
Estate of Patrick Smith.


State of Minnesota, County of Stevens.
In Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Patrick
Smith, Decedent.
The State of Minnesota to John Smith.
Joseph Smith, Thomas Smith, MARY
Foley and Annie Clark, ar all persons in
terested in the allowance and probate
of the will of said decedent: The petition
of John Smith being duly filed in this
court, representing that Patrick Smith
then resident of the County of
Stevens, State of Minnesota, died on the
10th day of April 1918. leaving a last
will and testament which is presented to
this court with said petition, and PRAYING
that said instrument be allowed as the
last viii and testament OF said decedent
and that letters testamentary be issued
thereon to Jeremiah Donovan, Now
therefore. you, and each of YOU, are hereby
cited and required to show cause, if any
you have, before this court, at the Probate
Court Rooms in the Court House, in the
City of Morris, County of Stevens, State
of Minnesota, on the 18th day of Nav,
1913, at 10 o'clock A. NJ, why the PRAYER of
said petition should not be granted
Witness the honorable, A. L. Stenger
Judge OF said court, and the seal of said
court. this 23rd day of April, 1913
Court SeaO A. L. STENGER
JAMES B. ORMOND
Attorney for Petitioner.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02

over the anvil, thus enabling punch
ing, swaging, heading or any work of
similar character to be done. The op-
orator can regulate the striking of the
hammer so as to make heavy blow or
a series of light ones by simply NOV
ing rod, and he can work the ham
mer from the front or either side of
the anvil by depressing the surround
ing foot rail. Immediately the foot
rail is released the hammer comes to
rest. There are no Instructions, such
as standards or slides, to interfere with
thn work
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02
Temnsrina Mixture.

Take an ounce sal ammoniac, an
ounce alum, an ounce saltpeter, an
ounce borax, one-half ounce corrosive
sublimate. one-half ounce carbonate
of magnesia, one-half ounce oil of Wit
riol, pound salt and three gallons of
soft water. For larger amounts in
crease in the same ratio. 1t can be
used for any kind of work, such as
mill picks, edged tools and plows. 1t
must be kept in wooden hoped bar
rel or earthenware. Iron hoops would
be burst by it. Heat to cherry red
and oil. A few trials will show about
the heat for different kinds of steel
Blacksmith and Wheelwright.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02
Summons
STATE OF MINNESOTA J

County of Stevens
In District Court, Sixteenth Judicial
District.
Sherman S. Mccormick. Plaintiff,
VS..
Odessa Irene McC ormick, Defendant.
The STATE OF MINNESOTA, To the
above named defendant:
You, Odessa Irene Mccormick, are here
by summoned and required to answer
the complaint of the Plaintiff in the above
entitled action. which complaint has been
filed with the Clerk of the District Court
in and for Stevens County, in the State of
Minnesota, and is now on file in the Office
of said Clerk of Court in the Court House
in the City of Morris, in said County and
State, and TO serve a copy of your answer
to said complaint upon the subscriber at
his Office in the City of Morris, in said
Stevens County, within thirty 900 days
after the service of this summon upon
YOU exclusive of the day of such service;
and if you fail to answer the said com
plant within the time aforesaid, the
Plaintiff herein will apply to the Court for
the relief demanded in the complaint
herein.
Dated March 18th, 1913
GEO. w. BEISE
Plaintiffs Attorney.
st Morris, Minnesota
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02
NOBODY SPARED.
Kidney Trouble Attack Morris
Men and Women, Old and
Young.

Kidney ills seize young and old.
Often come with little warning,
Children suffer in their early years
Can't control the kidney secretions.
Girls are languid, nervous, suffer
pain.
Women worry, can't do daily work.
Men haveIlame and aching backs.
If you have any form of kidney ills
You must reach the cause.-the kid
neys.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys
Have brought relief to Morris people
Morris testimony proves it.
Mrs. William Kopitzke, Atlantic
Ave-, Morris, Mimi, says: IA mem
berof my family was greatly annoy
ed by weakness of the kidneys and
she grew thin and puny. This person
lost her appetite and was always tired
and languid. The use of the first box
of Doan's Kidney Pills made mark
ed Improvement and the contents of
two more boxes effected a complete
cure. Today this person is sound
and WE'LL" IS
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan;s-and
axe no other. adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02


the
in will
country
aix editions
to improve their conditions agrcluray willing
and enthusiastic
Work to be started Immediately the Corn and Cotton
the Thirty
depending on
To accomplish development
of
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02
Sympathetic Harold.

Harold watched his mother as she
folded up an intricate piece of lace she
had just crocheted.
Where did you get the pattern.
mammal he questioned.
'Out of my head" she answered
lightly.
docs your head feel better now,
mamma?" he asked anxiously.-Lippin-
colts.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1913-05-02

w. E. Lee of Long Prairie, who fig
ured in the Republican gubernatorial
primary nomination fight last fall,
may make another try at the game
Mr.. Lee has just returned from visit
to the Hawaiian islands and he is as
full of fight as ever. He refuses to
say, though, whether he will be a
candidate or. not, but he intimates he
may have hand in the next contest.
THE COUNTY CHAIRMAN.