davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-12
THE MELTING POT
COME! TAKE POLLOCK WITH Us.

lat seven-thirty this evening" write
old Hi Sibley in his advance on the
charity ball some five hundred
gentlemen, more or less, will shake the
wrinkles from their long tailed coats
brush the moths from their trousers.
dig up billed shirt. discover they are
shy a pearl stud wrastle with a re-
fractOry collar. draw on silken hose.
white tie and gloves. and make them
selves look as pretty AMI as happy as
they can and otherwise disguise them
selves preparatory 10 attending the
annual Charity ball"
WE walked out and left our pants
once in street car. but fortunately
for the prOprieties OF the moment we
had another pair on, so we were
better off thar the nve hundred gen.
tlemen. more or less. who went to
the charity ball without theirs.
THE incident reminds OF an absent
minded friend who went home late
TO dress for a dinner party. When he
came down stairs he said TO his wife,
do I look all right7"
Yes" she replied. you look all
right. but you forgot your trousers.
WHOOP SNACKs,
(Kendallville News-Sun.)
The shades OF night were falling fast
When through rural village
passed
An auto. driven by gink
Who yelled, while running down a
Chink:
''Whoop Snacks!"
"Gol darn we. haiti A tin-starreI cop
Waved frantically for him to stop.
But did he halt? Yes, he did-not.
And yelled as Ger the cop he shot:
"WhoOp Snacks!"
How bout a Joy rider" cried maid
Who fingered in the evening shade.
pebble hit her in the eye.
"Aw. oil you hoop, kid! Go an
die!
''Whoop Snacks"
At break OF day old Silas Boggs
Got up and went to feed the hogs;
While passing meath gnarled oak,
From far above faint voice spoke:
''Whoop Snacks!"
4 chauffeur. nv the hired hand
Was found. hooked by his trous-
ers-band
Securely to a loft limb,
Who groaned as they unfastened
him:
"Whoop Snacks!"
II
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-12

The colonel is talking on half
truths in Buenos Aires. If he is
speaking Of politics he natters IL
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-12

And. besides the winter weather
suggests that some people may not be
prepared for it,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-12

Chicago's new chief Of police really
acts like a new broom.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-12
"Whoop SnackSi"
JAY 8. MILLER,

WE are not as susceptible to the
degenerating if not criminal influ-
ence of the typographical error as
some folks. If we were our hands
would be dyed TO the elbows in hu
man blood. We have learned by ex-
perience that something must be left
to the intelligence OF the reader.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-12

November is apparently trying TO
make a weather record. regardless Of
the demand for it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-12

Thanks for that additional bushel of
corn. See agricultural department 5
report
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-12
We Refuse TO Recognize You.

Sir: What are my pedestrian rights
as against an automobile when the
and driveways are full Of
snow and / am walking on the street
car tracks? &C. NJ. II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-11-12
JOHNNY WRITES

* x \ X x xx X X X X \
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
BRYAN'S HEAD IS large
JUDGE WADE DISCOVERS
Secretary of State and IoWan
/ Swap Hats at the
White House.

Judge Martin b. Wade Of Iowa. ma
uonal committeeman, has a great big
frame Of six feet and more. with feet
and head proportionately vast, but has
not as large a head as William J. Bryan,
Secretary. of State.
Judge Wade found it out yesterday
when he attempted to, fit to his Uranium
the hat left behind by Secretary Bryan,
who had walked off with Judge Wade's S
hat in hand, returning to the Department
of State from the White House.
Se0etary Bryan was with the Presi-
dent just previous to Judge Wade. Both
had brought hats Of similar shape. Both
left them in Secretary Tnmulty's room.
Secretary Bryan, departing first, had
first choice. He did not try on the hat
he picked, but carried 1t in hand as he
proceeded to the front door.
Soon Discovers Mistake.
Judge Wade came out Of the Presi:
dents room, took up the hat left and put
1t on. 1t felt uncomfortable. Thinking
perhaps he had it on wrong, he took it
off, with a view to shifting it. But the
gilt initials on the inside. told him he
had no right or property in the hat The
initials were 'W. ]. b., known in every
clime
Hats were exchanged at the door,
where Mr.. Bryan had found out his err
ror. He was returning to take another
chance at the hats in Mr.. Tumulty'
room. when Judge Wade confronted him.
A swap was soon made.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
EUROPE IN NO|LEMMA;;
BALKANS REALIZE II
Allies Debate the Peace Terms
Until Montenegro Cap
tunes Scutari. Isl

LONDON. April 5.-The progress OF
Balkan affairs is giving European 'diplo-
macy some uneasy moments. The allies
have taken stiff-necked. Independent
attitude and refuse to accept orders from
the powers. The question is, If it be-
comes necessary to coerce them, how
can that be done?
| The allies recognize this dilemma and
realize that the concert Of Europe is not
as harmonious as month ago. The
present policy of the Balkan states is to
debate the peace terms and continue the
war-at least until Montenegro has cap
tured Scutari
The smallest kingdom in Europe con-
tinues to defy the six great powers. King
Nicolas talks freely to interviewers, de-
claring that he will take and keep the
town, which he considers necessary to
the prosperity Of his kingdom. !.
!. Ships Blockade His Port.
Eight warships are blockading his port,
but with the exception of Austria Hun
gary and Germany, this measure is be-
ing executed reluctantly. These two
powers alone demand that Scutari be in
corporated in the state Of Albania and
the other four powers have joined with
them. merely for the sake of preserving
harmony.
Public opinion of Great Britain and
Russia is strongly in favor of Monte
negro. The British newspapers are al
most unanimous in expressing admira-
tion and sympathy for the brave noun
taineers. Montenegro has made the great
est sacrifices of any of the allies and
gained the least, and the English people
do not want to see the profits of victory
taken from her. They remember" the
Greeks declaration early in the war that
the allies should keep what they gained.
ATHENS, Greece. April '5-The corona
tion of King Constantine of Greece will
not take place until April next.year.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
WAR VESSEL LAUNCHED.
Torpedo Boat Destroyer Named in
Honor of Commander Duncan.

QUINCY. Mass. April 5-The torpedo
boat destroyer Duncan was launched at
the yards of the Fore River Shipbuilding
Company today. Miss Dorothy Clark, a
relative of Commander Silas Duncan. in
whose honor the .warship was named,
christened the craft.
The Duncan is $50 feet long and dis
places 1,O1O tons. She carrier a battery
of four four-inch guns and four eighteen
inch twin torpedo tubes. The vessel will
be propelled by two turbines and two re-
ciprocating engines. with $4,000 horse
power, giving her a speed OF 10 knots. The
Duncan's complement will be five officers
and 90 men.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
SENATE GETS NO PAY.
Arizona Lawmakers Prolong Session
Over the Legal Time.

PHOENIX, .Ariz., April 5.-The state
senate. working without pay since the
special session legally expired several
days. ago., adopted resolution today
favoring advisory elections for United
States Judges.
Gov. Hunt did not issue today the
expected call for another special ses-
sion.i but said he would wait until
Monday and see what the house OF
representatives would do. The house
cannot adjourn for more than three
days without consent of the senate
and If 1t passes the general appro-
priations bill there will be no sup
Elementary session.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
REVIEW OF THAW CASE.
New York Supreme Judge Hears
Arguments. Reserving Decision.

NEwBURG. n. Y. April 5.-Supreme
Court Justice Tompkins this afternoon
heard extended arguments on three
phases of the case Of Harry X. Thaw
and reserved decision on all. The first
was whether Thaw's Newburg attor-
neys could consult with Thaw privately
in the Matteawan Hospital, the second
was whether the same privilege should
be granted Thaw's mother. the third. a
new phase. was the application Of former
Gov. William Stone of Pennsylvania
for permission to visit Thaw.
Franklin Kennedy. deputy attorney gen
eral. said the state opposed the granting
OF any such privilege to the petitioners.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
Rear Admiral Peary in Italy.

ROME. April 5.-Rear Admiral Robert
E. Peary today visited the village of
Ostia, sixteen miles from Rome. as the
guest of. Mayor Nathan. He inspected
the excavations with great interest Os-
tia, which is now merely a village, at
one time contained $1,000 Inhabitants. 1t
Was founded by ANGUS Marcus as the
port Of Rome. j
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
Watson Trial Postponed.

MACON, Ga. April 1.-The trial of
Thomas +. Watson, editor. and former
candidate for president on the populist
ticket who is charged with sending i'm
proper matter through the mails, has
been postponed until the December term
of the federal court at Augusta, Ga.
This announcement was made today by
District Attorney Alexander Akerman.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
Life Term for Killing. Babe.

JACKSON. Mich, April 5.-John G..
Sierminski was this afternoon sentenced
to life Imprisonment for killing his thir-
teen-month-old daughter March D. Sier-
minski admitted killing the babe, but
said that he did it when he was crazy
drunk. The child's skull was crushed
and the body was covered with bruises.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
National Association of Civil
Service Employees Elects Of
ficers and Adjourns.
BILL PLANNED PROVIDING
GOVERNMENT FUND PLAN
Measure to Be Offered at Extra Ses.
sion of Congress-Many Pledges
of Support Received.

Declaring in favor of non-contribu-
tory plan of civil service pensions. the
National Association of Civil Service En-
ployes yesterday completed it's organiZa-
ton and, after electing officers. adjourned.
The question as to whether the associa-
ton should favor pension fund obtained
through assessments against active en-
ployes, a half employe and half govern
ment contributory or a full government
fund plan caused considerable discussion
1t was decided finally to favor the full
government fund plan and bill will be
prepared and offered at the extra session
of Congress.
1t was manifested early in the session
that plan for pensions for superan-
nuated civil servants should be adopted
and that every endeavor made to have a
measure ready for action by the extra
session.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06

LONDON. April 5.-The campaign OF
| revenge for the long sentence imposed
upon Mrs. Emmeline Pankhurst. which
the suffragettes threatened, is proceeding
| actively and seems likely to spread
Many outrages have been committed dur.
ing the last twenty-four hours. These
included the complete destruction Of the
grandstand of the Ayr race course. in
Scotland. where the principal Scottish
meetings are held. damage being esti-
mated at $4,000 and an attempt to burn
the new grandstand of the Kelso race
course. also in Scotland. Two women
were caught red-handed after tkey had
| ignited oil-soaked rags which they had
placed beneath the Keiso stand.
Many Shop Windows Smashed.
| Many shop windows were smashed in
Glasgow. including those of the Labor
Exchange; telephone wires were cut at
Llantarnam, in Monmouthshire; letter
boxes were damaged at Liverpool, the
flower beds in the public park at New
castle were torn up and letter boxes
were burned or damaged in London.
The fact that Mrs. Emerson Of Jack
son, Micn.. has declared herself salts
fed with the concession made by the
British home secretary, Reginald Nc
Kenna. in taking ten days of the prison
sentence OF her daughter, Miss Zelie
Emerson, has greatly displeased some OF
the militant suffragettes Miss Lillian
ScOtt-Troy, the San Francisco suffra-
gette, who has been one of the most
active workers in Miss Emerson's be-
half, In an interview tonight said:
Terms Mrs. Emerson Weak.
Il am thoroughly shocked at Mrs. En-
ersons weak attotude after her strong
letters and cablegrams to the United
States and the firm support she has had
from English doctors and men and wom-
i, en- of high position. who know neither her
daughter nor herself personally, but who
realiez the awful consequences Of forci-
BILE nasal feeding in English prisons.
II blame the embassy for her change
of attitude. Mrs. Emerson is one of
those Americans who are evidently over
come by nod from an English person
in a position superior to that in which
they move.
1T is not a case of an individual, but
case. of an. American citizen, and Mrs.
Emerson, whose attitude has been hot
and cold. should be disregarded and the
campaign continued, because 1t will es-
tablish a precedent for future treatment
of American prisoners in English pris-
onS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
WEATHER.

Fair today and probably Mon
day; moderate temperature; light
variable winds, mostly west.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
City Still in Danger,

Grave danger still menaces this city
from the seepage through the levees or
from the results that might follow
high wind which would dash tine waters
against the levee.
The local weather observer said the
passing of the Ohio waters into the Mis-
sissippi through Cache creek and the
breaking of levees in Missouri are what
relieved the great pressure on the Cairo
levees and kept the water from going
much higher on the Cairo gauge.
Adjt. Gen Dickson arrived on the
steamer Illinois this afternoon. The boat
brought eighty five tons of supplies. Ra-
tions will be distributed wherever needed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06

LOUISVILLE. April 5.-Carelessness
of. masters of vessels when passing
partially submerged towns along the
Ohio and Mississippi rivers today re-
ceived attention of the United States
engineers office at Louisville which
issued the following statement:
ION April 2 telegram was re.
ceived from Stephensport. KY, stating
that a steamer passed that town under
full head of steam, wrecking build.
ings along the river front As q rs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06
Inquiry at Mounds.

Col. Daniel Moriarity went to Mounds
today to investigate the conduct or
guardsmen stationed there, who. 1t is
harged, stirred up trouble Thursday
night.
1t is stated intoxicated soldiers went
about the village, breaking i'm doors and
arresting citizens promiscuously. Mayor
Fletcher Of Mounds finally found cap
tain who took charge of the situation and
drove the disturbers from where they had
obtained liquor.
The Big Four railroad took 800 labor
ers to Mounds last night and put
them at work in levees. 1t now ts
thought the place is safe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06

Continued on Ninth Page.l }
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-04-06

MEXICO CITY, April 5.-Mexico has
practically arranged for the flotation Of
loan of 15O,0OO,000 pesos with a group
of London. Paris and New York bank
ers, according to information received
here today from London. The rate of
interest will be Z per cent.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-05-10
As MAN TO MAN

I As MAN TO MAN
dick, I never thought my little
boy would tell his mother false
hoodw exclaimed the mother ia the
welI-knoWn Observation-Disclosures
anger kind of voice.
'Twasn't really story" mutter-
ed Dick, with downcast countenance.
81 didn't run in the road, but only in
the gutter"
'gThis makes it worse. Half story
is worse than a whole one, as I've
told you often. And now feel it to
be my duty to punish you severely"
This duty, be it said, the mother
performed most conscientiously
When father returned home, there
fore, in the evening, he found Dick
looking very red-eyed and disconso-
late.
why, my poor little man, " he ask
ed, what is the natter"
''Nufing," shifted Dick.
But something must be wrong,
sonny. Tell me"
ooh, well, if you want to know.
said Dick, with scowl, I've ju.
had an awful row with your wife,
IE MANNER BORN
: girl, born and bred; and it happened
which she took her first situation, and
Irs. Robinson, the latter's cook was
IS.
0rning, therefore, Mrs Robinson asked
ID manage to fry some bacon.
he added, you might also poach half
replied Jane. Il can do that all right"
Mrs Robinson went to the kitchen to
her unaccustomed duties.
girl be found, until presently she came
wearing her hat and jacket, smiling
ht, ma'amp' she exclaimed exultantly.
New-York tribune., 1913-11-30
BY ANNE SHANNON MONROE

say that if his will leaves every
thing to her, it will be the last
necessary bit OF evidence against
her. To make matters worse, Mr..
Worthington has been declared
bankrupt. It seems he has been
on the verge Of q break for over 3
wear. This-ah-makes some
things plain-apparently.' His
voice was very dry.
"And | am to
"Wc'vc got to handle it. The
Union will take the senior
Sloancs' side and make the most
Of 1.-THE moneycd class on the
backs Of the poor, and 50 on. II
YOU can get a straight, coherent
story from Hcl-Alrs. Sloane OF
the whole days doings and an ao-
count Of the drowning that will
explain, conyincingly, herattituie
well, its the only course LETT.
"Whcrc is Helen"
At the ranch. She has seen
no one. ! sent Henson out last
night; but he telcphoncd an hour
ago that it was useless to stay any
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-05-09
Danish All
Skin Troubles
A Remarkable Remedy That Works Wonders
Against Even Weeping Eczema.

II you have been fighting some blood
trouble, some skin disease, call II
eczema, lupus, psoriasis, malaria, or
what you viii, there is but one sure.
safe way to cure 1t. Ask at any drug
store for $1.OO bottle Of $. S. $.
and you are then on the road to
health. The action of this remarkable
remedy Is just as direct just as posi-
tive, Just as certain in its influence as
that the sun rises in the East 1t il
one of those rare medical forces which
act in the blood with the same degree
Of certainty that is found in all nat
ural tendencies The manner In which
ii dominates and controls the mysteri
Gus trunsfcrenCe Of rich, red, pure
arterial blood for the diseased venous
blood is marvellous.
Out through every skin pore acids,
germs and other blood impurities are
forced in the form OF invisible vapor.
The lungs breathe II out the liver is
stimulated to consume n great proper
tion of impurities, the stomach and in
testines cease to convey into the blood
stream the catarrhal, malarial germs;
the bowels. kidneys, bladder and all
emunctories Of the body are marshaled
into a hghting force to expel every
vestige OF eruptive disease.
There is scarcely n community any
where but what has It's living example
of the wonderful curative effects OF
S. S. S. Get bottle OF this famous
remedy to-day, and If your case is
stubborn or peculiar. write to The
Swift Specific Co. 1877 Swift Bldg,
Atlanta, Ga. Their medical laboratory
is famous and is conducted by re-
nowned experts in blood and skin
diseases Their advice il entirely free
and always strictly personal.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-05-09
u % {: :; u u !! u !: 10 !: ::
!, SPORToGRApHs.
:: {: I: :: u u u (: :: Il :: :: !: /!
Athletics

Swedish athletes who won cham
pionships at Stockholm last summer
are to be invited to participate in the
American olympic games to be held
in Chicago next month.
A fifth OF a mile of running track
is to be built inside the Brighton
Beach motordrome saucer, and many
athletic events are to be held during
the summer in connection with the
motorcycle races. Several crack
runners will 90 to New York to be
near the new track for big events.
Harold Haff, the Olympic quarter
miller who is captain of the university
of Michigan track team is expected
to enter the American Olympic games
at Chicago. Half is in perfect form
this season as was shown by his re-
cent gruellihg defeat of DOlan, of
at Philadelphia.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-05-09

The quickest and best barber ser
vice at Tom Roberts stop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-05-09
Racing.

The purses OF the Metropolitan
Jockey club meeting in July aggre-
gate s15,5O0. Some old features are
to be revived.
Racing at Belmont park. under he
auspices of the Westchester Racing
association, begins May 80 and con-
tinues until July 3.
The list for the spring meeting of
the Piping Rock Racing association
is made up entirely of new events.
Seven races have been provided for
each of the three days of the meet
ing which begins June o.
Racing men who have had their
horses participating at ne Lexington
track are preparing 10 move them
northward. the Belmont meeting hav-
ing attracted many.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-05-09

Almeida, the speedy Cuban, is COW
eted by the Browns but Boston has
him.
1t is reported that the lonesome
look on President Wilson's face is
due to the absence of the Washing
tons for a month.
Charley Ebbets, Jr., states that 4
new system of emptying the stands
on big days will be put into opera
tion on the next holiday The plans
and specifications for the Ebbets field
grandstand called for a structure that
could be emptied in three minutes,
but the plan didn't work.
Ralph Glaze, the former Dartmouth
pitcher, who also played with the Bos-
ton Red SoX, has been appointed man
ager of the Beaumont club of the
Texas league.
Johnny Evers is negotiating with
the Boston club for the release Of
Hub Perdue. Stallings is beginning
to realize how badly demoralized the
Braves are. and says he will give up
Perdue only if he can secure Ward
Miller, the fast outfielder, together
with an infielder and a pitcher.
Rumors about Roger Bresnahan
succeeding Johnny Evers as manager
of the Cubs have quieted down. They
will keep quiet, too, so long as the
Cubs continue to lead the league.
Ray Schalk, the young catcher Sc
cured by the Chicago White Sox last
summer from Milwaukee, is doing
great work behind the bat, and
Charles Comiskey does not regret
having paid $4,000 for him.
Another young catcher making good
in the American league is Sam Agnew.
secured by draft by the Browns from
the Vernon club of the Pacific Coast
league. Agnew possesses an arm far
above the average and Americann
league base runners have developed
wholesome respect for its prowess.
Boxing.
Willie Hoppe, San Francisco's prom
Using lightweight, is managed by Ad
Wolgast.
Unless Luther McCIty makes great
Improvement along many lines, he
will not convince many people that
he is a match for Jack Johnson. or
even Joe Jeanette or Sam Iangford. |
His recent work has only strengthen
d the belief.
Charley White of Chicago, and "Har.
EN- Tommy" Murphy, who recently
defeated Ad Wolgast have agreed TO
ermS for a battle before the club
'fftring the best inducement.
Johnny Lore, the New York light
weight. is making preparations fof a
our of the world He intends visit
ng France, Great Britain and Aus
ralia and has already number of
Engagements ahead in the leading
titles of those countries.
Eddie Morgan and Digger" Stan.
ey Will try conclusions for twenty
ounds before the National Sporting
lub Of London early in June. The
rize is $500 side and the Lonsdale ,
.3nfamWpiphf holt
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-05-09

There never was time when peo-
pie appreciated the real merits in
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy more
than now. This is shown by the in
crease in sales and voluntary testimon-
ials from persons who have been cured
by it. If you or your children are
troubled with cough or cold give it
trial and become acquainted with
its good qualities. For sale by all
dealers.