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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
LORD DEWEY WINS
IN STRAIGHT HEATS
Captures $4,000 Empire State
Stake-Marigold Wins
2:16 Trot.

Syracuse. n. Y. September 0.--Lord
Dewey bay stallion owned by DR..
j. c. Mccoy. of kirkwood. Del. and
driven by Ray sncdecker, to-day won
the $4,000 Empire State Stake for
2:14 trotters. the feature race Of the
Grand Circuit meeting at the State
Fair Grounds, after a hard battle.
Tenera. the leading money winner of
the season. showed very lame, and was
drawn after three heats. The first
two heats were won handily by Lord
Dewey. He was beaten in the third
by Star Winter. The NJ. & NJ. winner
Rcusens, who had been very unsteady
in the first three heats. won the next
two. AS the race was limited to five
heats. Lord Dewey was declared tho
winner.
The PIG trot had but four starters.
and was won in straight heats by
Marigold, driven By Tom Murphy. Ben
2:l4 class; trotting; three in five;
stake 10000:
Lord Dewey. b. h.. by
Admiral Dewey. Sned-
eker ....... .....
Reusens. CHI. e.. by Prince
or India. icers. ...... Q Q
Star Winter. ID. e.. Nc
Judson Girl b. T.. Cox..1o a 2 .
Harry j S. Fan Patch Nota Prime.
Bright Axworthy, Rapallo, Tcnara and
Baron Deircy also started. Best time.
2:os IA.
2:os class: trotting: three in five:
purse $1,000:
Marigold. b. M. by Delhama.
Murphy ...............
Santos Maid, b. f.. n. Grady. 3
Esther, ". b. m. Cox ........ 2
Don Labor. br. e.. Crowley.
Best time. 1903 "A.
e:lo class, trotton: three in five;
purse. $500:
Bon O'clock. b. H., by O'clock, EFT
Bon O'clock. b. IL. by 10
lock Garrison ........ l
Lady Grattan. CHI. m. by
Joe Grattan, Cox....
Dago h. u, y Grady .......
Baron Aberdeen, b. &. Milan.
The student and Lillian Arnold also
started. Best time. 2;lo "a.
2;o9 class: pacing: three in five;
purse. $1,000:
Marietta. blk. m, b. Ad-
ward. Holenbeck ..... l
Princess Patch. b. m. By
:. Dan Patch, Murphy 3
Sellers -, b. e., Garrison. 6
Woodclire King. b. h.,
cox ..................
Ella d. the Assessor. The Karl
Penbc also started. Best time. 2:os Ia.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
Ayers Debut Is Impressive

Doctor iancey Wyntt Ayers made
his debut In the big league yester-
day, when Manager Clnrk Griffith,
of the Nationals, gave him an OPP
portunity to show In the second
game against the Maps, after the
game was scwed up, the score stand
Ing to 1, In favor of the Climbers.
Walter johnson Ind held the Nap
lnnderS safe for eight frames when
the Hillsville product was sent to
the mound. While three hits and
one run are credited against him,
two of the hits were of the hukiest
variety, and I'm larSe measure due to
the slant of the sums rays. On top
OF the grnndstnni at the American
League Pnrls, In Washington, Is nm
awning to protect the players from
the sun during the late afternoon.
Some one forgot to lower the shade,
and until Captain George Mcbride
called to the bench giving the order
1t was not done. Even Billy Evans,
who was unpirinE on the bnses, hud
TO shade his eyes with his hands to
see the ball. Foster, ON third for
the Nationals, was nearly blinded,
and Ayers was unable to see the
signals OF his catcher. 1t was while
working under this disadvantage
that the hits and run were made.
After the awning was lowered, the
doctor struck out the heavy-hitting
johnston, caused the next man to
pop to Moeilcr and then struck out
the third man. After tho game
Clark Griffith said that he really be-
lieved nc had find In Ayers,
and even Mike Knhoe was willing to
admit that Ayers had improved won
derfully. Altogether, Doc Ayers
broke into tho majors with colorA
flying,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
O,Drlcn-CriHt.

Lynchburg. Va. September Am
impressive marriage was celebrated
this morning at o'clock at the Holy
Cross Catholic Church. when Miss
Mary Regina Crist. daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. j. l.. Crist, was married to
Edwin Harmon OBrien., the ceremony
being performed by the pastor, Rev.
E. NJ. Tearney.
The bride was attired in blue tall
ored suit, and she carried bride roses.
Miss Annie Hughes. of Staunton, was
maid OF honor. and the ushers were
George p. FaZzi. Casper Coleman and
Thomas d. Mays.
Mr.. and Mrs. OBrien went for trip
to Norfolk. Richmond. Washington and
Northern cities. after which they Will
return hero to live.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
YANKS DEFEAT BROWNS

New York. September 3-The Yanks
won the first game of their final series
with the st Louis Browns to-day, . to
.. Although the visitors outhit the
locals, Fisher kept the safeties scat
tered and received faultless support.
The Browns gathered three in the
third on two singles walk and a
double. Walkers triple scored Pratt,
who had singled in the sixth. and two
singles and sacrifice Melted another
run In the eighth. After tallying one
run in the third. another in the fourth
and three In the sixth. the Ganks
scored the winning run in the eighth
off LcverenZ, who replaced Weilman,
on three passes and Balentfs error.
The
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
STORM DESTROYS
MARINE A|RSH|P
Fifteen Persons Are Believed
to Have Lost Their
Lives.

Berlin, September "a German
marine aiship was destroyed this
evening in n hurricane. eighteen miles
north OF Heligoland
Torpedo boats were Immediately dis
patched to the scene and rescued
seven of the crew. Fifteen others arc
reported missing. and 1t Is almost GER
tain they persisted, as the airship re-
manned afoat for not more than one
hour.
Among those who lost their lives
were Captain Netting. commander of
the marine airship division; Captain
Hanne. commander of tho wrecked
airship. and Baron Won Maltzahn. The
hurricane came on so suddenly 1t was
impossible for the commander to reach
n landing.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10

fractions which the great Buffalo Bill
Introduced In this country and to the
crowned heads" of Europe. whatever
that means.
There are the cowboys and Indians.
the cossacks and cowgirls. the stage
coach, the prairie wagon and a hun
dred or more weary looking ponies.
AS star attractions the management
presented the marvelously young Miss
Annie Oakley, who shoots quite as we'll
as In bygone days. which Is the last
word in glass ball shooting, and a
cowboy lariat king, who did the best
work of the show.
OF course, the stage coach was at
tackled by bandits. tho passengers
robbed and then rescued by bold cow
boys and friendly Indians who carried
foreign flags, as Indians do.
Incidentally. four horses danced the
tango and herd of elephants twisted
n ponderous rag. Many of the stu
pendouS" attractions mentioned In the
program were not introduced. but
enough was q plenty.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Lynchburg, Va. September 9.-An in
teresting marriage took place here this
morning mt al2 Madison Street. when
Miss Susie Callahan was married to
Frank Weston Callaham. The cole
brants were Rev. Wallace 7. Palmer.
d. D.. OF Westminster Presbyterian
Church, and Rev. c. S. Akers, an uncle
OF tho bride. OF Fairfield. Tho bride
was given away by her aunt, Mrs. w.
C. Coleman. Miss Nancy Evans. OF
Concord was maid of honor. After a
trip to Niagara Falls. Mn and Mrs.
Callahan will return here, whcro no
is engaged In mercantile business.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
Confc,s 40 Robbery.

Especial to The Times Dispatch.]
Lynchburg, Va, September 9.-Paul
Jacobs and Edward Darlington. white
youths. yesterday pleaded guilty In the
Circuit Court at Rustburg TO the
charge OF robbing tho Southern depot
at Lawyers and at Evington, and they
were remanded to Jail for sentence
later during the term.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
Coz. 10 Naval Academy.

Lynchburg, Va, September g-Don
Moses, son of william Moses, of APP
pomattox Courthouse. has been named
a cadet to tho Naval Academy from
the Tenth Congressional District by
Congressman II. y. Flood. The ap-
pointee is a graduate with first honor
from the Appomattox High School.
and won his appointment In a com
petitiye examination.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
PINCH HITTER WINS GAME

Boston. September 9-Rehg, batting
as pinch hitter in the eleventh inning
SoX won the game from Detroit. 3 to
?, to-day. Manager Carrigan played
his cards we'll. Hall relieved Moseley
at a critical time with tho bases full
and prevented further scoring. The
game began like chess match and
ended in cyclone of enthusiasm. The
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
New Nrinistcr Received.

Lima. Peru, September 9.-The new
~ arrived American minister. Benton
McAIillin, was received at the palace
this afternoon by President Billing
hurst. Cordial speeches were ex
changed. and, after the ceremony, the
President and tho minister had a
lengthy conversation on matters per-
tanning to the general interests or the
two countries.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
Must Eight for III. Life.

Lynchburg. Va. September John
Jamerson. who murdered his wife in
the suburbs of Lynchburg several
weeks ago. will be tried for his life
Thursday at Rustburg in the Circuit
Court of Campbell County 1t is un-
derstood that the plea OF the con-
demncd man will br that he did not
intend to kill his wife
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
Tobocco Mnrkct sov.d.

ISptCIHI 10 TIC tS-IJISpNlCH.J
Altavista, Va, September 9.-Until
two weeks ago il was thought the
tobacco market at this place would
towns are so we'll equipped, having
two large up-to-date houses. but the
merchants dubbed together and offered
n guarantee to any reputable tobacco
man who would take charge. c. L.
Brown. of Petersburg. accepted the
offer. and will open the market Sep
TENDER -. The market sold 100000
pounds In tho year l9l1-12.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
YALE WILL MEET
WILLIAMS TEAM
intercollegiate Golf Champion
ship to Be Decided at Hunt
don Club TO-DAY.

Noble, September s.--Yalo and Williams
tomorrow will play for the intercollegiate
golf championship at tho Huntingdon VAL
ley Club. This result was determined to-day
by Williamss victory over Cornell and tho
Williams defeated Cornell eight matches to
one, while the Blue players only WON their
way into the hnal fvo matches to four.
Last year Wiiliams and Yale also met in
tho nnai, and tho Blue players won. y
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
DGfrnff.
Totals Is 3 10 80 II Totals az 1871

Totals ...3S 10 80 II Totals ..37 1921 IL
'Batted for Janvrin In eleventh.
tone out when winning run scored.
tBatted for Grover in seventh.
Score by innings: r.
Detroit ......................0 o 0 o.
Boston ......................10 0 0 0 0 0 1--3
Summary: Error-Gardncr. Three base
hits--Vench, Engle. Stolen bases-Hooper.
Speaker. Bush. Bases balls-off Nose
ley, 8; off Grover, . Struck out-by Nose
ley, 4: bytHall. 2: by Grover. ]; by Dubuc. l.
Sacrifice hits--Speaker. Grover. Witt. Sac
rifcc hy-Lews. Wild pitch--Moseley. Um-
pires. Hildebrand and O'Loughlln. Attend
ancS. 250O
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
Hns Maroon Encnne.

Carmle. Ill, September 9.--Tony
Janus, aviator, had n narrow escape
here this afternoon, when tho car
burctor OF his motor came off while the
biplane was 500 feet in tho air.
AS the motor was in front OF the
aviator the gasolene streamed back
OH Iannus. Fearing the aeroplane
would catch fire. Janus shut OF the
motor. and. volplaning sharply. landed
in a meadow
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
New York

ST. Louis ....e.......0o 3ooIo1o-5
New York .......................6 / 3 o 30
summary: Errors-Ralenu. Agnew. VOL
ter. Two base hit-Walker. Three base hit
Williams. Sacrifice hits--Weilman. Fisher.
Sacrifice ny-Fisher. Stolen bases--Shotten.
Austin. Maisei. Cree. Sweeney. First base
balIs-oR Weiman. q off Leverenz. .:
off Fisher, !. Struck out-by Weilman. /:
by Leverenz. 3: by Fisher, .; by Ford. l.
Left on bases-St. Louis. s: New York. I.
Passed ball-Sweeney. Wild pitch--Weil-
man. Time, 2:e5. umpires. Ferguson and
Sheridan. Attendance. $500.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
''BIG TIM" SULLIVAN
ELUDES HIS GUARDS

asleep and tho third followed suit
about o'clock. When this guard
awoke he found himself and his two
sleeping comrades In the room. A
quiet search was begun. but without re-
suits
Big Tim" was born in 1862, and
started life as n newsboy.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10

TO 0. Ping Bodie knocked home
run In the second and then in the
fourth his single. after Collins was
safe on errors, and Chase had beat out
hit. scored the second tally. Rus
sell, pitching for the visitors. allowed
six safeties, while his opponent Ben
der was touched for seven. The score:
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
ADJUSTMENTS.
Lyric, matinee and nisht-Keith
Vaudeville.
BiJou-.A Mans Gnmc.-
Colonfai-NaudeVillc
Empire-IIincmucolo
"Ihe Holy Song

Nine. Kenny Lipzin, supported by
Elias Rothstein, Jacob Cone and a cast
OF Yiddish players, presented THE
Holy Song at the Academy OF Music
heavy. but unduly large in the mid
dle-there were few in the orchestra
and fewer in the gallery. but the ball
cony bulged.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
Philadelphia.

eT. Left on bases-Chicsgo. :: Philadelphia.
: Home run-Bodie. Doupic p:ays-Rereer
to Weaver 10 Chase: Sche!k TO LORD. Bases
on bAliH-or Russell. on Bender. /. Struck
ou;-by Russell, &; by Bender {. Hit by
pitched ball--by Bender tBerSer). Sacrifice
hits-Walsh. ]. Collins. Russell. Stolen base
Lord Time two hours. EMPIRES Con-
molly and D!neen
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10
Druschin,n I. Killed.

Druschfnfn Is Killed.
Sebastopol, Russia, September o.
Tho military aviator. Druschinin, fei
to-day while making n fight. md was
instantly killed.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-10

Young Buffalo Bills Show.
Young Bunalos Wild West show
played yesterday and last night to
packed tents, presenting the same at
The day book., 1913-01-25

IlC LlClIlOuS -OI inc Dig ucpdI L
ment stores and the detectives
thereof never were better illus
trated than by an incident that
occurred during the case of Mar
shall Field & Co. against Hazel
Krause and EstelIe Yaeger.
Immediately after their arrest
the girls acquired Walter A..
Lantz as their attorney and
charged that Detective" Ed.
Mcclure of the MCGUIRE &lWhite
agency and Ben FIinckley, of
Marshall Field & Co. had per
sonally searched them and taken
$315 from their stockings.
Soon after, Lantz, for some
mysterious and wholly unexplain-
ed reason, dropped their case, and
refused all information about it
to enquirers.
The girls then retained An
thony J. Moran as their attorney,
and it was in connection with
Moran that the incident in ques-
ton occurred.
Just after Moran took the case,
Ed Mcclure called on him, and
asked to be shown into Moran's
private office. This is the con
versation that followed:
Mcclure: You're the new
attorney for Hazel Krause and
Estelle Yaeger, aren't you?"
Moran: 81 am. ."
MCGUIRE: well, look here,
you're going a bit too strong on
this Marshall Field stuff. The
girls are guilty, but they're max
ino a lot of trouble for us. If
The day book., 1913-01-25

US UP CERTAIN METHODS
Moran: q am not in the habit
of betraying my clients"
Mcclure: ''Say, your broth
er-in-law works for the Mcclure
& White agency, you know"
Moran: what of it?"
Mcclure: well, don't you
think that you'd better ease up
on that case a little-don't you
think you'd. better get these girls
to plead guilty."
Moran: Just what do you
mean by that?"
McGuire .You know what I
mean. I mean your brother-in-
law is liable to lose his job if you
don't"
Moran: wait a minute, will
you?"
Moran takes telephone. Calls
Mcclure and White agency, and
asks to speak to his brother-in-
law, Emmett McGrath. Gets Nc
Grath on the phone.
Moran: "Say, Emmett, wish
you would come down to my Of
fee for a few minutes"
McGrath: I'll be right there"
Moran (to McGuire): I'm
afraid I'll have to ask you to wait
a little longer"
Mcclure: ooh, III wait"
Moran begins looking through
some legal papers. Mcclure fid-
gets in his chair. McGrath
comes in.
Mcclure: Hello, EmmettP'
McGrath: "Hellop
Moran: Emmett, you know
II
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
"Jawbreakers" Cause Much Laughter in Senate

WHEN Henry M. Rose. assistant
W secretary OF the senate. arrived
at his Office the other day he wore
harassed. hunted look. His mood was
not lifted when Senator Gallinger en-
tered with a hearty Good morning"
and an apparently radiant smile. Mr..
Rose gritted his teeth and showed
symptoms of apoplexy. This was the
reason:
Secretary Rose, acting as reading
clerk, was struggling through the first
pages of the tariff bill the day before
when Senator Gallinger arose.
I'VE have now reached paragraph
a." said the senator gravely. while
the secretary had been doing very we'll
hope he will read this clearly and
distinctly"
Coal tar products known as anidine
oil and salts and various other ar
ticles," began Mr.. Rose. blandly and
halted
Il protest" said Senator Gallinger.
HE is not reading the complete para
graph"
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
TWO kEIGhBORS.

Two neighbors kept hens and
Quarreled because they scratched each
others potato rows up. One sold his
hens unknown to the other who made
a large run and fastened his hens up
saying:
Now. the first hen l see in my
garden I shall shoot"
Next day he saw a hen scratching
as usual. SO he got the gun and shot
1t, then threw it over his neighbors
rails, saying, Take your hem" The
hen was picked up. taken in. ane
cooked
The following days the same thing
happened. Still the neighbor took
them up and said nothing, till the
seventh came over and hit him on the
head. Then he picked it up and threw
it back at his neighbor saying: Eat
your old hens. We are tired Of eating
them, and prefer a little pheasant
sold my hens over a month since!"-
Tit-Bits.
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
Old NANNY Is Entertained by Secretary McAdoo

The old nanny was Julia Gibson.
mother of seventeen children and who
still lives in the McAdoo home town.
She came to the treasury department
to call on the secretary, and not only
was she received. but she was enter
tanned for NOR than an hour while
crush of business and visitors. as well
as treasury officials. waited.
Incidentally the secretary Is treasur-
ing what he believes to be an invalu-
able 'memento OF Aunt Julia's visit
She left with him an old-fashioned
brown daguerreotype Of his mother
and father that Aunt Julia and her
mother had preserved for perhaps
half century. It was to present this
gift that Aunt Julia called. Her moth
er was the nanny" of the secretary
during his babyhood and childhood.
Aunt Julia departed with q picture
of the building autographed and with
q message from the secretary telling
Of the Joy her visit caused.
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
Helping the Horses.

A man riding on the front platform
Of downtown horse car in q city
where horse cars still run noticed
standing beside him a tired looking
Irishman who held heavy bundle on
his shoulder
why don't you set that bundle
down on the PLATFORM" asked the gen.
tleman
Sure" said the Celt, these poor
horses have all they can do to drag
the car and the pay pie. Oi'll carry the
bundle"
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
Uncle Sam Can Gauge Horsepower Of Human Body

thy makes 1t his business to find what
food is adapted for the best results
from the majority.
He described his unique depart
ment in his workshop. surrounded by
an endless series of laboratory instru-
ments. ovens. graduated scales and
queer tubes and pipes where every
thing under the sun is concocted and
cooked up. to see how many calories.
how much nitrogen and how much en-
ergy it will give the human body when
it's eaten.
In the laboratory is a respiration
calorimeter, chamber in which
Uncle Sans scientists put subjects to
measure the energy which the subject
gives of while he is engaged in dif-
ferent tasks and while fed different
diets of food.
The apparatus itself is six and .
half feet square and Of the same
height. There is window in the
side to permit light for reading or
studying, a couch. to permit the sub
ject to lie down: pipe through
which air enters. and another through
which 1t Is expelled. The expelled air
is caught and its components ana
lyyzed. for part Of the food you eat
is expelled with every breath.
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
Not In Vain.

Henry never knew stairs could be SO
frolicsome and alpine until that mid
night. He had reached the turning
point of his perilous journey when his
wife appeared, armed with the we'll
known candle and poker
You're drunk. Henry" she cried,
vindictively. You're drunk"
We'll, II I amt" responded Henry
demurely, I've spent $3.65 for nothing
at all"
And he wept.-Judge
The Keota news., 1913-08-15

Mr.. Rose appealed to VicePresident
Marshall. but the latter was obdurate.
Pitching his voice SO 1t reached for out
side the senate chamber and with an
agonized expression on his face. Mr..
Rose called of the various items.
"Toluidine. xylidin. cumidin. bini-
trotoluol." he chanted. "Binitrobenzol.
benzidin, tolidin. dianisidin. naphty-
lamin. diphenylamin, benzaldehyde.
benzyl chloride, nitrobenzol and nitro
toluol, naphtylaminsulfoacid
At this point the gravity of the SEN
ate gave way and members Joined the
galleries in q burst of laughter.
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
English Geography.

English Geography.
A professor from Iowa went to Eng
land last summer, and was introduced
to a professor from one of the English
universities. He met the American
and said:
Il met one Of your colleagues last
summer. We had another professor
from Ohio to visit u.s."
But am from Iowa"
Iowa, indeed! How very interest
ing! l am sure the other gentleman
called 1t Ohio."-Publisher's Weekly.
The Keota news., 1913-08-15

w WASHINGTON.-If you want to
W know your exact horsepower and
the amount OF energy you can gen.
crate under any given condition. call
on Professor Langworthy at the
chemistry bureau. department of ag-
riculture. and he can give you tho an
swer. He can register your horse
power as easily as the engine manu-
facturer rates his engines.
To Professor Langworthy the hu-
man body is but a machine He is
the chief OF division Of nutritive in
vestigations. and solves the problems
OF food values. Like any other en-
gine. the human body has a maxi
mum capacity of 80 many foot pounds
of energy. and to generate this. GER
tain amount Of fuel in the form Of
food is necessary. Doctor Langwor-
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
Probably shrank, Too.

A young chap entered the water at
Atlantic City in a Accent suit Of blue
flannel. AS he splashed about he was
joined by a girl friend. The girl
flashed her bright eyes over the tum-
bling expanse Of sea and then. with a
sigh Of delight, she said:
isn't the water blue today?"
ITS shameful" said the man, with
hot blush, 'it's perfectly shameful
how this cheap bathing flannel runs" F"
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
Exchange Of courtesies.

Exchange OF CoUrtesles.
"This man who wants board on cred
it claims to be foreign nobleman."
SHOW you any proof?" asked the
proprietor.
Showed me a photograph of cas-
tle."
We'll 1 have no objection to you
showing him a photograph Of ham
sandwich"
The Keota news., 1913-08-15
Thankful.

Giles met an acquaintance on the
street the other day. although he
artfully tried to avoid him.
Hello. Giles, deah boy!" exclaimed
the other. $50 glad to see you. I'm
going to London next week: can
do anything for you?"
mo. going's enough, thanks" re-
piled Giles, moving on.-Lippincott's
Magazine
The Keota news., 1913-08-15

Z DIX who know William Gibbs Nc
i Adoo. secretary of the treasury.
as an austere, dignified person would
have been surprised the other after
noon to see him standing In the big
reception room of his Office In the
treasury department engaged In an
intimate conversation on childhood
episodes with an. old colored nanny.
After it was over the secretary frank
ly confessed he just had enjoyed the
most pleasurable visit he'd had since
he entered the cabinet.