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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
ATLANTANS SOUGHT
FOR GOOD POSITIONS
~ INU.S.CIVIL SERVICE

Examinations will be held in Atlanta
under the civil service February S26 to
fill government positions. Salaries in
the five positions range from 1920 to
$1,000. Each position requires technical
training. They are: Electrical assist
ant, $1,OS0; aid, division of graphic
arts, 5000; photostat photographer, $72O
to $40; junior chemist in radioactivity,
$1,000 to $1,440; nautical expert, $1,000
to $1,000.
Applications for the position Of chief
of the department of medicine, Phil
ippine general hospital at a salary of
$4,000, are requested. Eligibility will
be determined on a number of scores
and not by examination. Fitness must
be proved.
The age limit for the examination for
surveyor, to be held February So in
Atlanta, has been changed from 81 to
20 years
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21

You know when your liver is bad.
when your bowels are sluggish. You
feel a certain dullness and depres-
sion, perhaps the approach of head
ache. your stomach gets sour and full
of gas, tongue coated, breath foul,
or you have Indigestion. You say, 81
am bilious or constipated and l must
take something tonight"
Most people shrink from a physic-
they think of castor oil, Calomel, salts
or cathartic pills.
It's different with Syrup of Figs.
It's effect is as that of fruit; of eat
ing coarse food of exercise. Take a
teaspoonful of delicious Syrup of
Figs tonight and you won't realize
you have taken anything until morn
ing. when all the clogged up waste
matter, sour bile and constipation
poisons move on and out of your
system, without grippe. nausea or
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
FATHER SHOOTS
GIRL WITH RIFLE:
Daughter of Turner County
Farmer at Point of Death
From Accidental Wound.

ASHBURN, GA. Jan. 20.-The six
teen-year-old daughter of J. f. Jack
son, Turner couhty farmer living
eight miles east of Ashburn. lies dan
gerously and perhaps fatally wounded
today from rifle bullet accidentally
fired by her father
The Jackson family was preparing 10
move to another part of the county and
had all their household goods packed
and loaded except the rifle which was
kept in a rack over the door. When
Mr.. Jackson removed the rifle from the
rack and attempted to unload it he
discovered that the cartridges in the
barrel had corroded and could not be
removed
Determined to unload the gun before
placing it in the wagon Mr. Jackson
aimed it at an out building and fired.
His daughter was in the building and
received the ball in one cheek. The
ball passed through the gipl's mouth.
knocking out nearly all her teeth and
intlicting a dangerous wound
Dr. j. H. Baxter was summoned as
soon as possible from Ashburn. The
latest reports from the wounded girl
are that she is still living, but little
hope is held out for her recovery.
The father and other members of
the family are PROSTATE over the acct
dent.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
Agnes Scott Pupils Are Proud of Honor System
GlRLS GOVERN SELVES

Girls of Agnes Scott college. indis-
h@Ht at the statements that they were
10 be placed under the surveillance of
chaperons in their comings to and fro.
To-Day issued a counter statement de-
claring that under the system of gov
eminent in vogue at Agnes Scott.
chaperonage by any one is unnecessary
and undesirable.
Inc college, they declare. is on the
honor system, and student government.
the pride and delight of the college
girls prevails. And aspersions cast
upon the efficacy of the student gov
eminent aroused from them a protest,
winch was shaped at an indignation
meeting.
Inc protest, as framed in a letter
from the student government Off
GERS, is:
Editor The Georgian:
Several Gays ago there appeared
on the front page of your paper an
article headed thus: "Elopement
Puts Ban on Agnes Scott Girls
Coming to City Alone" which arti-
Gle contained some very surprising
remarks made about Agnes Scott
girls. These remarks were made in
connection with the subject of one
girls elopement and occasion was
taken to seattle Agnes Scott girls
in the most undeserving terms. and
terms that each and every Agnes
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21

Scott girl resents. This resentment
was expressed, in an indignation
meeting held today, at which time
it was decided to write this letter.
We should like very much to say
that our college is strictly upon the
honor basis, and that student gov
eminent prevails in every phase of
student life. This government is
priced, honored and upheld by every
girl. and it has in no way been af
fected by the occurrence a few days
ago of a girls elopement.
In reference to the ''ultimatum"
said to have been delivered by DR..
Gaines, we should like to say that
DR.. Gaines never interferes with
any of our student government af
fairs, and has not, in this instance,
interfered either. He has not said
one word to us, and has given no
order concerning chaperons. Such
matters are left to the students,
and Agnes Scott girls have the
same freedom now as always.
There has not been one word of
criticism from DR.. Gaines concern
ing our student government.
We girls honor our system of
government and intend to uphold it,
as always. Respectfully
THE STUDENTS OF AGNES
SCOTT COLLEGE.
BY PRESIDENT OF STUDENT
GOVERNMENT
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
CLEAN YOUR LIVER AND 80 FEET
Of BOWELSW|TH "SYRUP Of F|GS"
More effective than caome castor oil or salts gently
cleanses the stomach, liver and bowels without
nausea or gripping Children dearly love it.

weakness. Nothing else cleanses and
regulates your sour disOrdered ston-
ach, torpid liver and thirty feet of
waste clogged bowels like gentle, eff
fective Syrup of Figs. Don't think
you are drugging yourself. Being
composed entirely of luscious figs,
SIENNA and aromatics, it can not4cause
injury.
If your child is cross, sick and
feverish or its little stomach soup
tongue coated, give Syrup of Figs at
once. It's really all that is needed to
make children we'll and happy again.
They dearly love its pleasant taste.
Ask your druggist for the full name,
SYRUP of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA"
and look on the label for the name
California Fig Syrup Company. That
and that only, is the genuine. Re-
fuse any other fig syrup substitute,
with contempt.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
LOCAL DRUGGIST
MAKES STATEMENT
Says Dodson's Liver Tone Is the
Best Remedy for Constipation
and Sinking Liver He Has
Ever Sold.

Every person who has tried bod
sons Liver Tone and knows how
surely and gently it starts the liver
to working and relieves biliousness
will bear out the Atlanta druggists
in this statement about Dodson's
Liver Tone:
1T is a purely vegetable liquid,
that entirely takes the place of cal
omel, harmless and pleasant to the
taste, that has proven itself the
most satisfactory remedy for slow
working liver that most Of our GUS
toners have ever tried. A large bot
tie sells for fifty cents and we do
not hesitate to give the money back
to any person who tries a bottle on
the strength of this statement and
is not satisfied with the result"
In these days of doubtful medi-
cines and dangerous drugs. a state
ment like the above is a pleasant
assurance that Dodsons Liver Tone
is a reliable remedy for both chill
dren and grOWn-ups. In buying a
bottle for immediate or future use
1t is well to make sure YOU are get
ting the genuine DOdSon's Liver
Tone and not some spurious imita
ton that has copied our claims but
do not stand back Of their guaran-
tee You may be certain Of getting
the genuine II YOU 90 to any At
lanta druggist for II.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
MUSICAL SHOWS
I'0OPENF0RSYTH.
Tabloid Productions Will Be
offering Under New "Three-
a-Day" Program.

.,,.;5 ,,usical comedy starts at the
an next Monday, introducing TO
f ,,..,a tbeatergoers. for the first time
A,'', -,r,, dacidedly popular form OF the
'''s entertainment. The manage
''i..' hoe booked a series Of thirty. COM
'"ep ,,s numbering from eighteen to
pen ,nty-eve people-girlie chorus with
'~S. company-and there will be three
..,orrances daily-a matinee every
P,,or and two performances at
night -. vii, ba o,rbe
rs srfce" to be followed by Max
n,y.,, in The Sunny Side of Broad
t,an The Time, the Place and
|a'I civil" and later will come Around
r,ock overnight in Boston,
.r,,ragan,s Ball" and some of the bet
.I,norn and best liked musical shows
w., have been arranged for production
.,o consume more than an hour ana
NV onsrter at any performance
The policy has met with the great
.,,oaess in a great number OF cit
and is something of a fad in others.
psrsuse of the tremendous patron
a,,d because the cost of operation
We, baen reduced to fine point the
~. Of admission will be ten cents for
Wv. scat at a matinee, ten and twenty
' 1--WE at night. and thirty cents for re-
served seats.
Some Of the best known people in the
.,n,,,sr, nrice musical comedy field Will
~ seen as the season progresses. Max
p,oom Ollie Mack, Of Murray and
,rocr, RNue Richie, famous in Around
t5p Clock" and others are in the organ
nations
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
STOMACH MISERY
JUST VAN|SHES
No Indigestion, Gas or Sour
ness After Taking "Pape's
Diapepsin.

Nhat YOU Just ate is souring on
I i"ut stomach or lies Like a lump of
( ."l' refusing to digest, or you belch
! SSas ana eructate sour, undigested
tb2ou, or nave a feeling of dizziness,
}Easa.I 0Durh' fullness, nausea, bad
-'s'a'e III mouth and stomach head
''IIe-thls is indigestion.
~ LUZ case of Pape's Diapepsin
UaIS only nifty cents and will thor
s"I cure your Out-of- order stOm-
bn, ana leave sufficient about the
rr2Nsg ID case some one else in the
'"",IN may suffer from stomach
trouble or indigestion.
AHN Your pharmacist to show Won
e,,. 'orinuIa plainly printed on these
KY cent cases then YOU will I'M
srftaL" why dNspeptic trouble of
a,, NIng must 90, and why they usu-
,s l'NeNe sour, out of order stom-
Nus nS or Indigestion in five minutes.
i1.apepsln is harmless and tastes
,. fs candy, though each dose con-
,,iI' power sufficient to digest and
bi,VpaFe for assimilation into the
, g,oGa all the food you eat: besides. il
b t,aHes you go to the table with A
rIa'lhE appetite; but. what will
iS las YOU most, is that you will feel
.'' your stomach and intestines
r, glean and fresh, and YOU will not
LIZ 10 resort to laxatives or liver
ton. OF cohStlpa-
g; MS city will have many Diapep-
I'm cranks, as some people win caIl
,5f. .'" out YOU will be cranky about
ms splendid stomach preparation
o 09, II You eveT try little for indi-
SION or gastritis or any other
f,r5,tl- some now. this minute and
b,s sI RIA Yourself Of stomach trou-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
BUTTS FARMER MISSING:
FAMILY FEARS FOUL PLAY

JACKSON, GA, Jan. 2O.-Leaving
home last Thursday morning, with the
intention of going to Flovilla, Jeff Da-
Wis well known citizen and prosper
Gus farmer Of the lower portion of Butts
county, has not been heard from since
His family and friends are making a
vigorous search throughout the commu-
nifty in an effort to locate the missing
man. No reason. is given for his disap-
pearance and it is feared he4was the
victim of some accident or of foul play.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
Mn CARNEGIE BENEFITS
FOR CHILLY" RUGH'S KIN

prTTSBURCi Jan. 20.-Favorable ac-
ton was not taken by the Carnegie
Hero Fund commission in the case OF
oRrlv" Rugh. the Cary newsboy who
cave his life that a young girl severely
burned might live.
Rugh's leg was amputated and the
skin from it was grated onto the girls
body He died from the shock of the
operation. Just what requirements were
,acking to entitle the newsboy's rela-
lives to the benefits of the commission
was not explained
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
MOTHER OF 8, MARRIED
AZ YEARS, SUES SPOUSE

ST. LOUIS, Jan. 20.-Alleging that
her husband, Henry Westerhold. of 1915
Wright street, has beaten her many
times since their marriage, AZ years ago,
and that he has served two terms in
the work house, Mrs. Westerhold has
filed suit against him for separate main
tenance.
They were married November 81
1870, and have eight children, the
Youngest being one month old
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
WINS FlANCE FROM
ANOTHER; ENDS LIFE

ST. Louis, Jan. 2O.-Mtss Myrtle Lynn,
of 737-A ALBERT avenue, whose ttance
Frederick Blaicher, killed himself with
poison in the fat he had furnished for
Ms bride-to-be, is Frustrated over the
ntoward climax of the second ro-
nance Of her life. She was to have
o.n married to Blaicher.
Friends of the young woman said that
.. broke her engagement to marry
9yeing salesman shortly after she met
iatcher, who was a chemist and lived
Il, The time al 1885 Westminster place.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
BOSTON'S RICHEST MAN
DRIVES PAIR OF BULLS

BOSTON. Jan. 2O.-Driving a pair of
imported Gerry bulls attached to
fancy cart through the streets has be
come a favorite pastime for Quincy a.
Shaw. president of the Calumet and
Hecla Mining Company and regarded
al Boston's wealthiest citizen.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
MOTHER OF ATLANTANS
Is DEAD AT FORSYTH, GA,

Mrs. Mary Sharpe. of Forsyth Ga
the mother of James and Norman
Sharpe. of Atlanta and of Cyrus
Sharpe, of Forsyth, died at her home
last night
Mrs. Sharpe was nearly 80 years old
She he'd been identified for years with
church and pf1ilanthropic work and was
one Of the most highly esteemed wom-
en- Of her section. Funeral and inter-
ment will be at Forsyth.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
AMATEUR BANDIT TRIES
TO HOLD UP POLICEMAN

CHICAGO, Jan. 2O.-Henry Fender faced
arraignment today on a charge of high
way robbery following a little adventure
with Policeman Emil G. Nehls. Fender
new to the bandit business. mistook
Nehls, dressed in citizens clothes, for an
easy victim.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21

1.-THE WOMAN" HERE THURSDAY.
The attraction al the Atlanta Thursday,
Friday and Saturday, with Saturday
matinee. will be The Woman written
bv William C. DeMille, and produced by
the great master of stage craft, David Be
lasco. No play that has been sent out in
recent years bearing the Belasco trade
mark has been received with more pop
ular enthusiasm than has THE Woman
The play is particularly timely, for it deals
broadly with a certain phase of politics in
the national capital, a subject of special
interest in these piping political times
1t is a typically American story and 1t Is
handled in a typically American manner
The cast, specially selected by Mr. Be
lasco, includes such well known players
as Marjorie Wood, Marion Barney, James
Seeley, Howell Hansel, Hugh Dillman,
Austin Webb, Hallett Thompson, Peter
Raymond, Homer Granville, Kalman Ma
tus, Frank Austin and others. Seats
now on sale.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
FOUR ACTS ON eIJoU BILL.

The headliner of the bill at the Bijou
will be the Tempo Trio two boys and a
girl, in singing dancing and comedy
feature. with several changes of costume
This will be followed by Rogers and
Dorman. in blackfaCe comedy; lnez the
dancing violinist and Lawton, the comedy
iugger, Motion pictures will he selected
TO omen and close each performance, Matt
nees are given daily at 3 o'clock. except
on Saturday, when two matinees are
given. at gao and T. Night shows at
I 20 and q
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
TRAINING TO "WALL0P"
HIM TOO MUCH, SHE SAYS

OAKLAND. CAL. Jan. 20.-The strain
able to "wallop" her husband when he
comes home lit up after night win
compa Mons is too much for Mrs. A.
Lopez She asks divorce.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
Aanes Jewell McAIIister-

The body of Agnes Jewell McAllister,
infant daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. r. O.
MCAllister who died at a private SAM
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21

tarium yesterday morning, was taken to
Scottdale this morning for interment
The body was removed to Greenberg 81
Bonds undertaking establishment
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
GOTHAM LAND FOUR TIMES
AS COSTLY AS L0ND0N'S


NEW YORK, Jan. 2O.-Real estate in
This city is more than four times as
valuable as in London, according to
figures based on recent sales. A strip
of land in Charing Cross, London's
busiest section, sold at the rate of
S9,50oOO0 an acre. A plot at Broad
way and Wall street, New York, sold
at approximately $24,4OO,OOO an acre.
JACKSON OFFICIALS REELECTED
JACKSON, GA, Jan. 20-All of the
'o officers were reelected at the last
Meeting Of council, They include Clerk
DO A, McAIichael. Tax Collector w. H.
wilson. Chief of Police w. d. Pope,
assistant Chief d. NJ. Thornton, A
'F attorney will be named later.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
AT THE THEATERS
CHERRY WIDOW" AT ATLANTA.

! ~
THE Merry Widow" will be offered by
the original producer, Henry w Savage,
as the attraction at the Atlanta theater
tonight, Tuesday matinee and night.
The increasing discrimination by the
populace in matters musical may be
traced directly to the advent of the al
most perfect Lehar score.
Mr. Savage has assembled many of the
original players for the new version Ma
bel WILDER, one of the first Sonas in New
York, will again be here, and the prince
will be sung by Charles Meakins. Oscar
Figman will be the very funny ambassa-
dor, and F. ]. Mccarthy will again play
the role which he created at the New
Amsterdam theater, New York.
There will, of course. be a new bevy
of Maxim girls, and the special Merry
Widow" orchestra will help the local thea
ter organization to an adequate render
ing of the beautiful score.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
WARD AND vokEs ARE HERE.

Patrons of the Lyric theater will be
compelled to sit up and take notice when
"A Run on the Bank" with Hap" Ward
and Harry Vokes in the leading roles
appears at the Lyric tonight.
Lucy DAILY is a member of the or
ganization, and she has little trouble in
sustaining her reputation as one of the
most popular singing and dancing come
diennes before the public. Miss DAILY
has a conspicuous part in the production
which has been augmented with special
scenery, costumes, new features. new
music and songs and large and efficient
galaxy of pretty show girls. The usual
matinees will be given on Tuesday, Thurs
day and Saturday.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-01-21
GRAND BILL LOOKS GOOD.

A combination of vaudeville acts, all
new in Atlanta, will be the attraction
this week at the Grand and there has
been one OF the heaviest advance sales
that has yet been recorded since vaude-
vile has come into its own in the biggest
theater in the city.
The mana cement has turned on the
best talent that influence and money
could draw from the larger cities, and for
weeks there has been perfect and steady
increase in the attendance at the house,
until now it is most common that stand
ing room is the best that late Corners may
expect.
The makeup of the bill that Is now
entertaining is high quality. The Provi-
dence players, presenting who Is
Brown" a farce comedy in one act taken
from one of the cleverest three-act plays
vet presented. will be a star attraction,
as will Kathleen Clifford, the pretty
comedienne, who has won favor and fame
as 1.-THE smartest chap in town"
Morgan, Bailey and Morgan, the trio of
musicians, who are full of live interest:
Sprague and McNeece in an unusually
clever skating specially; Ben Linn sing
ing comedian, and Baldwin Jugglers, will
help, and there will be thrills while the
famous DeLasso Brothers f1irt with fate.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-06-29

from Coffeyville; his pet thousand dol
COW droppa dead from da heat. Dees
TAXA his nerva; he droppa da gam Does
dees boy COM back? Aska Mista Mack
an Franka Da Bake. He hand da Mack
boys nine beeg goose egg for sweeta
revenge. Wen Joe Bowleg pitcha he
geev vera good imitation of Walta: da
only deeferance is Walta usa da righta
hand. Franka Da Bake, Oldreenga,
ezra bataman looka lik' to Joe wen he
twirla da pill. Mista Mack Gravy, da
ump, TAX vera beeg lead from first base;
dees is why he max vera punk daceesh'
John HEM an Georgia Mack Bride
speaka TO Joe ALA time he pitcha dey
tai him TO go slow not to max strike
out on all da Mack boys in wan gam
Danna Molla an Fateem Da Fost' max
greata t'ree-sack hit. Oldreenga call
Georgia lack Bride pigeon foota; dees
geev Inorganic an Bowleg gooda chance
TO close up da gam. To da Washeen-
ton teama everybod' say. "ariveddercl
bouna fortuna"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-06-29
HID. BROWN SAYS HE IS
FIGHTING FOR A PRINCIPLE
Intends to Garry Controversy With the
Jockey Club to the High
est Courts.

question OF the tax upon horsemen and
its being compelled to collect it. and,
therefore, rendered in court the seven
hundred dollar fund SO that it might
be paid to whomeyer it might belong.
And this question is not yet settled.
The proceeding has not been heard
with evidence and upon the main is
sues and cannot be until late in the
fall when it is believed that totally
different result will be obtained. The
question heard was a mere motion for
temporary injunction and the motion
denied was upon the bill without evil
dence. The hearing in the fall will
be with full opportunity to produce
evidence of the methods of the Jockey
Club and its associated tracks and
should prove interesting and instruc-
tive.
1T is our intention to fight it through
to a final decision in the highest court,
and in sthe meantime we shall give a
fair and race meeting this fall and
are assured of plenty of horses of high
class. and will have as large and good
fields as we had last year. and it is
, probable that the meeting will be held
under the rules Of new turf govern
ing body, representative in it's charac-
ter.
I'VE have learned that the Jockey
Club is far from proud of its action
in the Knapp matter and that a settle
ment might be effected with it, but
the contention we have made is for a
principle, and If the Jockey Club can.
under the existing condition OF the law.
legally make and unmake race tracks
and absolutely control owners, train
ers, jockeys and horses and rule them
off merely because they race at indie
pendent meetings outside of the state
Of New York we should know it and
proceed to remedy it by statute or in
such other way as may be most advis-
able.
1.-The 'Percy-Gray law gives to the
Jockey Club certain rights in the state
of New York. but we can get along
without 1T here: we shall proceed
on the even tenor of our way, contest
the case until we find the true condi-
ton of the law and then take such
other and further steps as shall proper
ly protect our interests.
THE reports sent out from New York
about the matter in the last few days
are malicious and misleading, ema-
mating no doubt, from Jockey Club
sources"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-06-29

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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-06-29

Bravo. Giuseppe Bowleg. :, Joe Bow
leg is da lefta hand Waita Da Johnse;
wen he pitcha da gam he com through
weeth da cake; ne vera soon max da
Washeenton hasa ball fan forgat his
troub'. Joe geev evrabcd da glad hearta
all da peep TAX da new lease of Efa-
tai you l ALA time roota for Joe Bowieg:
he is greata pitch Ffrsea theeng Joe do,
he tame da Cleveland Nap; he busta da
swell head OF Mista Burning HANNA; he
max da great Joe da Jack look lik' da
monk wen he try to bat da ball Joe
max LARA Lazyway strike out ezra
time Joe is COM from leetla town call
Reechmond. Wen ne ieev in deesa town
he work ALA time in daytime. At night