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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-27
Better Call Tomorrow If You Want a Hoosier for $1.OO

You don't have to pick things up and put them away after
you are through. You have everything in order-without
effort. -.~' --
Busy or quiet. your kitchen is always immaculate once you
install the Hoosier.
The half million women who already own the
Hoosier say that it makes cooking easy---saves miles of steps
--gives time for rest and pleasure.
Would you like to enjoy all these benefits on payment of
$1.OO? Then call on us without delay
You are wasting time and strength and health
until you own a Hoosier. Will you go on wasting2 No! Then
enroll! Enter your name! Be a Hoosier Member right away.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
CRYSTALS of Vitality Save Lives.


About ten years ago Japanese re-
searcher, Takamine, in the laboratory
of Columbia university, made the dis
covery that certain substance, Sc
creted by gland of the OK or sheep,
when injected into the blood of other
animals, had the power of greatly in
creasing their blood pressure and con-
sequently their vitality. He called this
substance adrenalin and succeeded in
refining it to light yellow crystals.
When the suprarenal glands which Sc
crete this substance were removed by
an operation from the living animals,
they invariably died, showing that it
was necessary to the life of the ami
mails. However, only small quantities
are needed by the animal, and hence
but little is secreted by the glands,
and then only in very weak condition,
being mixed with other substances.
The crystals are pure and have ex-
tremely great power. One part of the
adrenalin dissolved in 100000 parts Of
water is strong and capable of per-
forming miracles. In fact, one-haE
thimbleful, or about that much, has
been used in hospitals all over the
country, time and time again, to en-
able man to pass a crisis when his
natural strength would have failed
him. Hundreds of men and women
can thank adrenalin for their lives.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
i dhs ThriCe-a.Week Edition
OF
THE NEW YORK WORLD
Practically Daily at.the Price of Weekly
No Ter Newspaper in the world gives SO
mich at SO low a price

The great political cam palgns are now
at hand, and you want the news aceu-
rately and promptly, The World long
since established a record for imparti-
ality, and anybody can afford It's Thrice
a-Week edition, which comes every
other day in the week, except Sunday.
1t will be of particular value to you
now. The Thrice-a-Week World also
sbounds in other strong features, serial
stories, humor, markets, cartoons in
fact, everything that is to be found IN
first-olass daily.
THE THRICE. A-WEEK WORLDS
regular subscription price is only S1.o0
rer year, and this pays for l56 papers.
We offer this unequalled newspaper and
THE News AND CITIZEN together for
one year for 81. rs in Lamoiile County or
&. 90 outside of Lamoille County.
The regular subscription price OF the
two papers is So. 90 in Lamoiile Country
or ss.s5 outside of Lamoille County. 4
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
About Senator Page

| Under the heading, statesmen, Real
and Near" the Boston Herald of Thurs
day contains the following skit on Sena-
tor Page accompanied by his picture:
Senator Carroll 5. Page of Vermont,
alias Calf Skin Page-by virtue of being
the worlds greatest calfskin savant and
dealer-is noteworthy for many things.
He is so lively on his feet, for all his 70
years, that he is the nearest approach
about the State chamber to a cricket.
And not the least of the things that he is
noteworthy for his predispositlop toward
having all his money in $3.50 gold pieces
He never carries paper or silver money
when he can avoid it, and never carries
gold except in the 81 so denomination.
Before starting on a journey, and when
ever he runs out of pocket money, Sena-
tor Page walks into "a bank and gets him
self fitted out with good supply of 81. so
gold pieces. If it is bank where he
deals right along, the paying teller never
asks him the customary "How do YOU
want lt?' but counts out the neat little
gold discs as a matter of course. The
Senator puts them in little bag-like
purse he has for that purpose and frisks
on his way.
He frankly says that he doesn't know
why he likes money in that form. 1t may
be because great many people rarely see
a 50 80 goldpiece and do pot know what it
is when he offers one and this affords him
much quiet amusement.
The funniest thing about spending So
90 coins though, so Page finds, is the
way people get all snarled up in making
change. If he hands coin to Pullman
porter and asks for change, the potter
almoct invariably has to stop and scratch |
his head, whereas 50 bill OF So gold |
peice would not bother him at all.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
Makes for Smooth Existence.

There is a good deal said about the
loss of individuality, loss when rea
which we all deplore, but a man is
more likely to keep his individuality
with his life, if he follows in his mo-
tor the formulated lines Of traffic
rather than meet another man in his
motor on the wrong side of the road
If both men happened to be in a civic
parade there would be no loss of in.
dividuality to the man who kept his
place behind instead Of driving out
from his place in order to get farther
ahead of the man behind him, or il
order to slip in ahead of the one
ahead of him. Keeping in line means
a simple thing often, but it is one
of the trifles that make for perfect
ly smooth existence.
There are seeming restrictions in
life that hamper, but there are great
many others that forward. 1t is easy
to understand the gains when compli
ance of purely mechanical sort-but
very necessary-has been made. By
reasoning from their analogy we may
find out to our advantage that there
are many others less tangible, com
pliance with which would do wonders
in making the world go round, and in
making ourselves the happiest and
most successful people.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
MRS. HIGHBROW SPEAKS OUT
Her Little Dissertation on Music Is
Something to Be Read and
Enjoyed.

"Yes, yes, indeed l simply adore
music!" Mrs. Wood B. Highbrow
clasped her hands with enthusiasm
You know my beloved Shakespeare
says If music be the food of love, play
on'-he doesn't say on what. but I'm
sure he meant the piano-and he adds,
The man that hath no music in him
! self or is not moved by conflict of
sweet sounds, is fit for trees and
stratagems, he spoils!' How true it
is; and the same might be said of a
woman.
ooh, yes, Gwendolyn is very music
al. She studies at the conservatory
there is such an air of culture about
such an institution, you know. Wood
wanted her to take lessons at home
until she is older, and offered to
move the piano into our own conserva-
tory as we have to keep it heated,
anyway, for the plants
Poor Wood he is so practical
regular pomme-de-terre! He thinks
that, what with pianolas and victrolas
and violas, there is so much music
turned out by machinery nowadays
that it hardly pays to do it by hand
anyway. Perhaps he is not altogether
wrong-unless one has talent and
Gwendolyn certainly has!
you should hear her play Ru-
ben's Melody in F. Then she can rat
tie off any cantata that John Sebas-
tian Cabot ever wrote-or was il
Wolffang Armageddon Mozart? I de-
clare, always get those antique com.
posers mixed. Well, at any rate, it
was the wonderful organist who, if
he couldn't reach all the notes he
wanted with his fingers, used his nose
to help out.
Yes, yes, indeed! Gwendolyn Is
SO talented that her teacher saws
when she grows up she is sure to be-
dilettante!"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
TO Determine NORMAL CHILD
Some Points Which Scientists Declare
VIII Settle Question Of Interest
to Parents.

II child of three years knows his
name and can thrust a chubby finger
to his nose, mouth and eyes, when
asked about those organs, he's a nor
NAL kid. II he can't, then it's time
papa and mamma got busy with Pet
| tvs little think tank, or he'll grow I'D
to be boob.
This, in plain Boweryesque, Is the
translation of the formula given in
scientific terms by the medical saw
ants of the Mental Hygiene Confer
ence and Exhibit, who are holding
tests of children" in the hall of the
city college.
ga child Of A." continues the scien-
| tifc formula, "is expected to know it's
sex and to be able to recognize such
| objects as key, knife or penny, and
to tell the comparative length of lines.
"At a boy or girl should be able
to draw a square and to repeat SEN
fences. When a child is 6 we ask for
definitions. | might ask: What is
fork If boy answered: 4 eat with
fork it would be sufficient for that
age but if he inserted the word
something in his definition as "A
fork is something to eat with it would
place him in the Swear class. If he
said: "A piece of tableware he would
be in the 12-year class"
A child of 10 is asked what he
would do if he missed train Here
the answers vary. Any reply that is
an answer is accepted. One child
said: "Wait for another" Another
said he would run and catch it."
While boy from the Bronx said he
would go home for the day.
What to do if struck by playmate
was the most pulling of all ques-
lions. Boys invariably looked at their
mothers when the question was put.
Forgive him." was the answer only
a few times
The best examination passed so far
was by 7-year-old Donald Grant OF 507
West One Hundred and Thirty-eighth
street, who passed the examination for
the child Of 10.-New York Journal.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
Parcel Post "Don is"

Don't try to use ordinary stamps; tn,
distinctive parcel post stamps must b.
used.
Don't seal your package; wrap and til
securely.
Don't forget that the name of the send
er must be on the outside OF the package
Don't forget to mark your package
"Perishable," when the contents are pei.
ishable.
Don't forget to mark your package
"Fragile," when it contains breakabe
articles.
Don't forget to buy insurance for &c
cents: it insures up to $50.
Don't try to send package weighing
over eleven pounds or measuring more
than seventy-two inches in combined
length and girth.
Don't try to register parcel post pack
age.
Don't forget that the parcel post now
! supercedes fourth-Glass matter. 1t is in
fact fourth-class matter and requires the
distinctive stamps.
Don't Try to send whiskey or dynamite
by parcel post One is too tempting, per
haps, to the handling force; and the
OLDeF 100 dangerous.
Don't forget that the prohibition
against pistols and revolvers has been
raised.
Don't forget that you are on the safe
side when you refrain from mailing by
parcel post those things which are denied
in the mails by statute.
Don't forget that eggs must be securely
packed, in the covers at least, when
mailed for distant point.
Don't forget there is no G. o. D. or
Special Delivery feature yet in the parcel
post.
Don't forget that both postal employees
and patrons are human. Let both have
patience until the parcel post gets well
started.
Don't forget rural carriers, that all bust
ness originating on your route rebounds to
your individual credit and the credit of
the rural carrier body in general.
Don't forget, rural patrons, to set your
box parallel to the road and have it in
good condition. The rural carrier labors
are now increased.
Don't forget to place letters and pack
ages for the rural carrier in position east
ly accessible to him. He has no time to
wait.
Don't forget to ask questions regarding
the parcel post when you are in doubt. |
All postal employees are expected to give
mutual assistance.
Don't forget that parcels weighing |
four ounces and under are mailable at |
cent per ounce regardless of distarce.
Don't forget that seeds, cuttings, bulbs
and roots are mailable under a special |
rate: one cent for two ounces.
Don't forget that cut flowers. dried
plants, not susceptible of propagation, go .
under the regular rates.
Don't forget that parcels collected on
Star routes must be deposited in the first
postoffice at which the carrier arrives.
Don't seal package or otherwise close
it against inspection. In this event it
will be treated as first. class matter.
Don't forget that parcel containing
two or more classes of mail is mailable
at the higher rate.
Don't forget that in measuring pack
age to do so at the extreme ends and at
It's greatest girth.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
OUT OF the GLOOM
Many a Gloomy Counienance In Morris
Vile Now Lighters with Happiness

A bad back makes you gloomy.
Can't be happy with continual back
ache.
The aches and pains of bad back
Are frequently due to weak kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills are recommended
for weak kidneys.
SO grateful citizens testify.
G. E. Tiff, Elmore street. Morrisyille,
VT, says; "Doan's Kidney Pills have
been of more benefit to me Than any
other medicine / have ever used for my
kidneys. have taken them on different
occasions during the past two years for
weakness and lameness in my back and
they have helped me wonderfully. My
work obliges me to do much heavy lifting
and my kidneys were affected in that
way. Nothing has ever been as beneficial
as Doan's Kidney Pills. The contents of
three boxes of this preparation entirely
relieved me and restored my kidneys to
their proper working order"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents,
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-DoaI's--a tako
no other ADV
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
Stolen Turkey.

Rev. Algernon S. Crapsey, In an In
terview during the Little Falls strike
said of very religious and very no
torious child-labor millionaire:
This mar reminds me of Uncle Cal
houn Clay.
Uncle Cal was accused of stealing
a turkey, and the Sunday after the &C
cusation being communion Sunday.
the old fellow was one of the first COM
municants at the little white church.
His pastor, Rev. Washington White,
said to him reproachfully. after the
service:
calhoun Clay, I'm ashamed of you.
The idea of. your coming to commu-
MON after stealing a turkeyl'
Lands-a-massy, parson,' said old
Uncle Cal. do you think I'd let skin
ny old turkey, hardly worth ten cents
pound, stand betwixt me and the
Lords tabler"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
TO AVOID CONSUMPTION

Cultivate the outdoor life.
Do not neglect a cold or cough.
Avoid dust. Avoid alcoholic drinks.
Keep your windows open night and
day.
Take a nourishing diet of plain,
wholesome food.
Do not kiss anyone suffering from
consumption.
Do not sleep in the same room with
a consumptive.
Keep your room clean and always
use a damp buster.
Under no circumstances share the
towels or linen Of a consumptive.
Notice your weight and do not al
low yourself to become emaciated.
Protect your food and drink from
flies and dust, by keeping it properly
covered.
Never raise a cloud of dust when
sweeping. 1t is better to wash the
floor or wipe the carpet with damp
cloth.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
Estate of Sally II. Phelps
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT

State of Vermont. District of Lamoille IS. In
Probate Court held at Hyde Park, in sale Dis
trict, on the 14th day OF January, a. D. 1913
j. III. Atkinson, Admust TRAITOR de bonus non
with the will annexed, of the estate of Sally Ii.
Phelps. late of Morristown, in said district,
deceased, presents his administration account
for examination and allowance, and makes APP
plication for decree Of distribution and parti-
ton of the estate of said deceased. Whereupon,
it is Orc ed by said Court, that said account and
SAID app icatlon be referred to Sc sion thereof
TO be held at the Probate Office in said Hyde
Park, on the Bird day of February, A. ID. 1913.
at 10 O'Clock a. M, for hearing and decision
thereon; And, it is further ordered, tina notice
hereof be given TO all persons interested by pub
licaton of the same three weeks sucC essvely In
the NEWS AND DITIZEN, newspaper published
at MOrrisville and Hyde Park. previous to SAID
time appointed for h. arIng, that they may ap-
pear at said time and place, and show cause, if
any they NAV have why said account should
not be allowed and such decree made.
By the COurt.-Att-st
Is EDW. n C. WHITE, Judge.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
Tariff to be Subordinate

Speaker Champ Clark is reported by a
New York paper, the mail ;" Ito have
said:
"The truth is that the money question
is the biggest, most important and most
difficult question before the country to-
day."
May that be regarded as an Indication
that the Democrats are becoming chilled
as to their pedal extremities about the
tariff, and are planning to put something
else ahead of their hitherto paramount
program of tariff reduction?
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
CENTRAL VT. RAILWAY

Trains Leave TIE following sta
tons daily except Sunday.
In EFFECT SEPT EMBER %, 1912
No. u No. rs No. 40
Cambridge Jet. $40 a. m. 9:Ioa.m 7:IoP. m
Jehersenville sI5 9IA 7I5
Cambridge sizS gao 7;IS
Connections are to be made at
Essex Junction as follows: No ~
with the Mail Train for all New
England Points; No 26 with the
New England States Limited Ex-
press for New England Points and
with Local Passenger for Montreal;
No. 40 with the Night Express for
all New England Points.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
Remained Long Under Water,

The Paris swimmingmaster. Pouli-
quen, accomplished a remarkable feat
recently by remaining six minutes
twenty seconds under water. His pre-
vlous best performance was four min
utes thirty-one seconds. M. Pouli-
quen seemed quite fresh after his ex-
plot, and in proof of it jumped into
the water again and swan thirty
yards at full speed.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
One of Our Own

The Countess of Bunk is coming
over, but fears she won't be able to
stand the noise and rush of America
very long" she has changed. She
stood it for thirty-eight years, until
her daddy struck copper in Mon
tana."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
FACT AID FANCY
Every hour 1000 human beings

Every hour 1000 human beings die
A pound Of Sleeps wool will pro
duce one yard of cloth.
The oldest national flag in the world
is that Of Denmark, which dates from
1919.
There is no record of any man ever
having starved because he kept his
mouth slut
A woman knows when she is look.
ing her best when no ether women
tell her so.
Some men are overfrequent visitors
to the theater because, at home, they
never get a show.
When some men tell you they are
self-made you hardly know whether
they are Dragging or apologizing.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
Her SPEAKING Silence

1t is the things she leaves undone,
the words she leaves unsaid, that a
woman says more a thousand times
than ever is asked of her.-"The An
tagonist," by E. Temple Thurston,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
Is This Expert EvIdencn2

A woman's idea of elastic currency
is a one dollar bill stuck under her
garter.-Washington Post.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
Swiss Savings Banks.

The number of savings banks In
Switzerland increased from 45o in
1897 to 1850 in 1898.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
THE U. S. AND NO. Is

1t pursues us.
There were 10 states.
And 10 stars and stripes.
Every emblem employs it.
The crown of liberty has 10 stars.
And an olive branch with IS leaves.
"E pluribus unum" contains 13 let
ters.
The eagle holds a thunderbolt which
has 10 darts
There are Is feathers in each of the
eagles wings.
Somebody with a good deal of time
must have figured this out, and it
might look ominous
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
SAID BY THE OWL

Egotism may be spelled with one let
ter.
The greatest slave owner in the
world is Fashion.
No man is so big that some other
man can't fill his shoes.
Many doctor refuses to give a
I man up, even after he gets well.
To some minds serious reading is
an operation without anaesthetics.
A fellow should never be too sure
he is having a good time till the next
morning.
1t is quite possible that the reason
money used to go further is because
it didn't go so fast.
Perhaps the reason genius is so
scarce is because the average man
would rather make a living than win
fame.
The man who prides himself upon
being a quiet, easy-going sort of fellow
forgets that the burglar has the same
characteristics.
TRAGEDIES TOLD IN HEADLINE
Nobody in Club Room Had the
Makin's.'
plump Actress Forgets Herself and
Sits Down on PAPER Mache Log"
Young Woman with Picture hat
Goes Too Close to Cage of Monkeys"
Young Sportsman from City Holds
Sack Four Hours, but Catches No
Snipe."
auto Driven by Ratified Chauffeur
Collides with Statue in Park; Statue
Uninjured."
Small Brother of Bride Doesn't
Know Who Exploded Giant Firecrack-
or in Basement During Ceremony"
Sealed Will Opened in Presence of
Relatives; Decedent's Property, $4,000
In All, to Be Spent for Monument"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

Perhaps the reason genius is so
scarce is because the average man
would rather make living than win
fame.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

The man who prides himself upon
being a quiet, easy-going sort of fellow
forgets that the burglar has the same
characteristics.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

Many a doctor refuses to give
man up, even after he gets well.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

To some minds serious reading is
an operation without anaesthetics.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

1t is quite possible that the reason
money used to go further is because
1t didn't go so fast.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

A fellow should never be too sure
he is having a good time till the next
morning.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

Young Woman with Picture hat
Goes Too Close to Cage of Monkeys"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

young Sportsman from City Holds
Sack Four Hours, but Catches No
Snipe."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

Plump Actress Forgets Herself and
Sits Down on Papier Mache Log"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29
TRAGEDIES TOLD IN HEADLINE

Nobody in Club Room Had the
Makin's."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

No man is so big that some other
man can't fill his shoes.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

auto Driven by Ratified Chauffeur
Collides with Statue in Park; Statue
Uninjured."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

A pound Of Sleeps wool will pre-
duce one yard of cloth.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

Sealed Will Opened in Presence of
Relatives; Decedent's Property, $4,000
In All, to Be Spent for Monument"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

Egotism may be spelled with one let
ter.
The greatest slave owner in the
world is Fashion.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1913-01-29

Small Brother of Bride Doesn't
Know Who Exploded Giant Firecrack'
or in Basement During Ceremony"