The Richfield recorder. (Richfield, Idaho) 1909-1931, 1913-07-10
ONE WITH A FUZZY HAT
BY GEORGIA HORN.


his overcoat He sure has got his eye
on you! Yestid'y when l come up tc
the table to take his order instead Of
you he was so upset he ordered rasp
berry sundae instead of his usua
chocolate soda. An raspberries out
for months! Go on none of us will
interfere-you wait on him.
Mebbe he's millionaire. That
would be fine for Susie Nobody can
act more like lady than she can,
only she's got her hair too light. I'm
so glad mine is nachurl blond Lilly
see that old lady Just coming in? The
one who looks as though she was go
ing to die in minute or two, and
bought her clothes in the remnant
basement? Well, you listen to me-
that's old Mrs. White-Jones. and she
has million relatives waiting to get
their hands on her-bank account, and
she's tough as a nut. Travels all over
the world alone at her age and never
loosens up penny
"Y'ought-a seen her nephew in here
with her the other day He helped
her out of the electric just as careful
as though he was afraid she might
accidently sink through the pavement.
'Auntie, dear says he, try a rifle
parfait with nuts-you'll like it!'
Young man. says she, piffle parfaits
are 25 cents piece, and as long as
I'm paying the bill guess you'll get
along on ten cent drink Extrave
gance is the curse of the agol' And
then I'll bet she drove downtown and
bought bushel of diamonds
1.-TWO vnilla sodas and one mint
lemonade? Yes'm. Nom; there amt
no strawberries now. Why, l don't
know expect they get tired growing
this time of year.
See that party in the blue suit and
feathers? She's mad because l can't
pick strawberries off'n the chandelier
for her Tbet it hasn't been very long
that she had enough money to come
into a swell shop like this here one
Is.
'Yes'm, you ordered chocolate Beg
pardon you said so distinctly. l didn't
hear you mention mint lemonade at
ALL Well, of course / can change it
if you say So
mo use trying to please that bunch.
ordering chocolate and then claiming
it was mint lemonadel Gee, this sort
of job is fierce and wearin' on
girl
LOOK there, quick Just coming
in That's Daisy Duberry, and she
draws $500 a week for doing a half
hour stunt on the stagel Think of
it, She doesn't look so much, but I
wish to goodness I knew where she
buys her complexion. Isn't it
peach? Pm crazy about that hat she's
got on, and I'm going to fix my hair
like hers before I'm day older.
ooh, look at that Kitty nabbed
heri 'Spose she thinks she'll get
tickets or something, an I've always
waited on Miss Duberry whenever
she's been in! I'm going to tell Kitty |
what l think of her! Jealous thing! |
Not that 1 care for the tip she al
ways gives-its just the principle of
the thing
Think you're smart don't you, Kit?
I'll pay you back for jumping my Gus
is, too Miss Duberry is
a p'rticular friend of mine, I'd have
you know.
Eyes, sir; I was just on my way to
wait on that farthest table. Nobody
SENS to pay attention to the new GUS
toners unless it's me. Not that
want to name any names, but there's
no use expecting Kitty to wait on any
one else, as long as Miss Duberry is
in here
Guess thatll hold Kit for awhile.
The old mans cross, and he won't do
4 thing to her.
Two maple sundaes and two hot
Yes'm.
Get next to my parties in the cor
ler, girls. They made their hats at
home and they've got on rings enough
o light the shop if they were hung
Up high What do you make of that?
Fhey must be somebody. Nobody but
zig guns can be SO contrarylike The !
,thers don't dare.
What? Hot chocolate? Beg par
lon, maam, I'm vur-ry careful to
ret my orders correctly, and what you
aid was two maple sundaes and two
chocolate ice cream sodas. Nothing
vas said about hot chocolate at all.
But, of course, we aim to please, and
II change it for you if you insist!
"Geel | wish women wouldn't !
hange their minds SO! They never
now what they order! Here, Josie,
GU take these hot chocolates to those
wo vinegar cruets with the awful
ats and the rings over there-Tve
OF to fix my hair. v
Its about time for that young man 5
18th the lovely eyes to drop In for
is tea. | think he must be English, I
nd sometimes younger sons get to +
e dukes and things, you know .
Where's my vanity case? Well. like :
our nerve, Susie L
yes, sir. I'm attending to business.
didn't know you objected to a girls =
tting down just a minute when she's
orked till she's ready to DROP Ii
I'D like to hit him. | would AL t
avs shopping around for fear we're Fl