Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-21

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woolnn &nnfaactto
10. como with me end ~ my wife
And Sou may cast ry vote tor llfo.
milwaukee, Sentinel
|o iel me bo y6uf loving hub.
ih mend the clothes ana cook the
springIleld Union.
o. sweetheart lot no time ne lost:
I'm ne'or be happy tiil I'm bossed.
Altoona Times,
10. ~ not fear that I'm q fakir--
Tli be youf sa5" - window breaker
-Tsrooklyn Eagle.
., Tea me be spnr eager slave:
tn wear the skirts ana you may
-chicasO Record-Hcrald.
Wed love 10 wed. but get US right,
Wen not tote round no dynamitel
o.
THOSE GERMAN scientists are d
peculiar buneh--disging up Doe Cook
and tho poiaf controversy this hot
weather.
MR.. HUEBTA'S cordiaiity ls the
more remarkable. considering that
he was asked 20 get of the earth.
o.
ALL ROADS LEAD 10 the road to
lsieta on September 10.
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JOKE ~ BRYAN didn't get any
vacation. after an.
o.
If AN AMERICAN presidents
tenure Of office IS described BY HUI
erga az temporary. we might suggest
that tho presidents office In Mexico
az merely momentary.
o.
sHURE. an how cud they fail fer
To recognize Elm--aiR'; his name
Martin Glynn7
BEING successful poet consists
chiefly In the mastery OF such words
a. tia" "cko." seer and
" twas" ringing In an occasional
Phyllis. a winding road, few rose
gardens. gebs Of gloom and enough
obscurlsy 80 that the reader has "a
spend an hour or two hnding out
your possible meaning. cineh. belns
a poet
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MIR. StI.ZER has learned the val.
liable lesson that il Is not considered
} the thing to so tiger hunting with
a pea-shooter.
A GOVERNMENT employee Eel
/ five stories from the government
printing Office a day or two ago ant
didn't die. Government employs
never die. They simply dry up ant
blow away. says an exchange.
Speaking Of the same.
: Mary for slit gowns did pant,
J, And won one by u pout:
II Now Mary's not a debutante.
But she h co."iHg out.
Houston Post.
: THERE WAS curmudgeon name
Grumps
Was seized with case OF tn
humps:
a Said his servant, How Renlau"
!. unfortunate meniai)
a He's nursing a number OF bumps.
o.
AS WE understand Il. MIR wils0
n courteously and cordially and In
s diplomatic manner requested Mi
/. Huerta 10 retire 20 the high tree
and attach n can 20 himself
o.
CERTAINLY Mr.. McNab ought t
be satisfied.
1T rs DIFFICULT to see how the
can charge Mr.. Thaw with anythin
y else except being an escaped lunatlc
X and fugitive lunacy r. not an extra
a ditahle crime.
D
~ THE OUTLOOK isnt PARTICULAR
y cheerful for Mr. Camlnetti.
II D.
THE DEFUNCT Kansan went IN
Phoenix man one better when upo
his arrival in Hades he immodiatel
% put In requistion for hot wat,
" bag and "A bascburner.
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THE PHOENIX Republican sal
T" they needed blankets down there m
T. other night We haven't asked To-
y Naylon about Il. but presume n
l. blankets were needed 10 wrap aroun
the ice.
e
is WHEN BEEF reaches fifty cen
pound. N We are feeling partic,
larry prosperous we might go dow
once in d while and watch the nj
COW walk around the pasture
p o.
TO THOSE who are ennuistic. v
might say that senator IaFoiiot
- stiil has that seven-day tariff spec,
coming up.
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~ IN a BACK yard measuring nlncl
by twenty feet. n. ~ Hslbeck ,
~ Washington ID. c., has fourteen rasl
berry bushes, ten ourrant bushes. q,
grape vines. one apple tree. one pea
/, tree, one plum tree. one peach ire
. one cherry tree, six tomato vines. on
row ct lima hoans. one patch strln
A.. beans. twenty varieties ~ ferns. Oh
I, wistaria vine, one hydranEca bus
, one lilac bush, one perennial pea vim
begonlas, caunas. roses and iris.
4, Wouldn't we liko 70 see his frol
I, yardi
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