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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-12-08
A RELIGIOUS MAN.

Your father is religious man,
isn't he, James," a small boy was
asked.
,"Oh, yes" was the naive answer.
He just hates anybody who doesn't
go to church. New York Globe.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-12-08
OCTOBER SCHOOL DAYS.

What do you know about Ceres -
DO you mean the worlds series?'
asked the new kid in school.-Wash-
ington Herald.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-12-08
THERE'S A REASON.

He--Your father didn't object to
our engagement az much as ex-
pected.
She-Poor papa isn't as particular
as he used to be.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-12-08
TOO FAR AHEAD.

Stranger-Young man, have you
stopped to think where you will go
when you die?
Sunday Golfer-No; why. I haven't
even thought Of where to go for my
summer holidays.-Stray Stories.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-12-08

Gay a"shop early appeal from o. P.
Hoff. state labor COM
A Common missioner. He makes
Sense Appeal. the appeal in behalf
of the store employees
whose welfare along with the welfare
OF other workers il is his business 10
guard.
People who have observed condi-
tions at all know this appeal is well
founded and just They know that
the practice of waiting until day or
two before Christmas TO shop impos-
es a hardship on clerks particularly
the saleswomen and saIesgirls. It con-
verts trade that would otherwise be
pleasant and gladsome into a fretfuI
nerve wracking rush that is wholly
needless.
BY distributing the Christmas bus.
mess over several weeks as is now
generally advised this crush may be
avoided. At the same time the shop
per also becomes gamer for she or he
IL thereby enabled to shop with more
intelligence and leisure.
To shop early means to mix COM
mon sense with the Christmas spirit.
Try IT.
>>>>s~~~~
BY the passage in the senate Sat-
urday OF the Hetch Hetchy bill the
city OF San Fran
San Francisco's cisco has at last
victory. won its long drawn
fight to secure an
adequate water supply. The water will
be secured from the Hetch Hetchy
valley in Yosemite national park and
a bond issue OF s45,000.000 for car
rying out the project has already beer
voted.
IL was necessary to secure legisla
ton from congress because the source
of supply is in a national reserve. Th'
project has been bitterly fought fo'
years and It was impossible to secure
action from the old congress. While
before congress this time stront
fight was made against the bill an
the open opposition was on tn
ground the project will impair IN
a.
head OF the opposition however seem
to have been the big private waite
company that will be supplanted whei
the Hetch Hetchey project Is con
structed. Quite likely the hand
this company was powerful IN arrang
ing the mature loving" fight that wa
made against the project. Such con
Germs usually work adroitly and no
directly In the open.
But regardless OF its foes San Fran
cisco has won its fight and the vic
tory shows that a municipality tina
wants goow water will usually win j
the Iohg$run though a crafty oppo
sition may stay the hand Of progres
for time.
The increase In the price of battle
ships Is more startling than the in
crease In the COT
BattIesships and OF living and tn
The Living Coa. high cost Of livin
is due to consider
able extent TO the expenditure 10
armaments by this country and by tn
other great nations OF the world.
In his annual report Secretary Oar
ieis of the navy department remind
the public that ten years ago the col
Of our largest battle ship was ss.ss2
600. The next dreadnought. he say
win cost sit.os4ooo. The neval az
propriation has doubled in thirtee
years When, asks Secretary Daniel
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-12-08
SEND HOPE.

} Mid power that knows no limit.
} And wisdom free from bound.
} Where rests peace untruhled-
Peace holy and profound,
O happy. holy portion,
Reflection for the blest.
} True vision OF true beauty.
Sweet cure for all distress.
} Thou hast no shore. fair ocean,
} Thou hast no time, bright
} day,
} Dear fountain Of refreshment
} To pilgrims far away!
} Strive. man, 10 win that glory;
} Toll man. to gain that light;
} Send hope before to grasp it,
) Till hope be lost in sight.
-Tr J. NJ. Neale.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-12-08

II is no trouble TO find a woman
who can keep a secret-going.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
Fridays Carnival Programme

10 mGrea industrial military
as progress This will
seen including United
tne troops Of
with handsome = - e'
ROSCOE M BIeeden viii parade
~ ~ -Npi' o"'' u "'a'o
Division BWl form Of First South
Division c. VIII form Temple east of State
Division D Will form of the Brigham
Young monument ~ ~ -@""
The line Of march win be and South
dsband. . % r - NNsN"-'e' anu
parade VIII DO miles
ganzaions abreast
divisions will include following: - 100000 1"
Military Platoon Fred
fantIy and Battery A. National Gu lard of ~ ~ "
Division b
City Commercial club o. Ek Idaho Fails
Ladies OF the Maccabees, Order of Scottish So
Division C(Fraena of
eoe CITY band Native Sons Of Utah. Modern
ternal ~ ~ 80
Division (IndusIial commercially
iloats Manufaure Floats Bountiful band Commercial floats
a. m-Bg airshP flight of
4ao m-Another big airship flight.
to m-Grand band on streets
m--"March Masker Headed bv all of
monument to the N "3
3o mGreat street
rymaking and innocent reveIry will supreme
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29

sented pretty Miss Emma Lou Cullen as
"Sirrab," the queen. That both were
popular was quickly evidenced by the
generous applause. When the masks
We're removed from the faces OF the maids
OF honor they proved to be two Of Miss
Cullen's attractive girl friends, the Misses
Beth Perkins and Harriet Partridge
Then the dancing began and. despite the
heat Of the evening, continued until
late hour.
During the entire evening the "Gulch"
on Second East street between Broad
way and Fourth South was crowded
with a happy throng. Here there were
many Of the old-tlme but ever-popular
side show" attra ctions offered. The
Gulch will undoubtedly be one of the
most popular spots during the carnival.
Tonight will be the big night there, with
the masked merrymakers dancing In the
south end. The masked carnival Is
scheduled to begin at o'clock this even
Ing and plenty Of fun, music, dancing
and frivollty is promised, Preceding It
there will be q masked parade from the
monument to the gulch, In which all the
reyelers are asked iOi0
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
Aeroplane Makes Flight.

The first time that an aeroplane ever
ing when Stlas Christofferson, the San
Francisco blrdman. In his biplane, flew
for nearly a half hour while thousands
flight was an entire success and the
landing was successfully accomplished
The aviator made his start from the
fair grounds at l1;25 o'clock and landed
at Fort Douglas only a few minutes be-
fore noon. When he landed there was
"a cloud OF dust and many who saw this
from a distance imagined that an acct
dent had occurred. While three guy
wires and brace in the ma chine broke
during the flight the aviator was not In
danger at any time.
This morning at 9 o'clock when the
atr currents are better than they were
yesterday afternoon, another flight will
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29

T., Idaho Falls cowboy band. Fraternal
Order OF Eagles. Elks. Ladies Of the
Maccabees and the Order Of Scottish
Clans
The Epperson band Of Provo will head
g division and will be followed by the
Veteran Firemen, Heber City band Ma
tive Sons OF Utah and the Modern Wood
men. D division Will be the industrial
and commercial section. 1t will De head
ed by the Logan band and will contain
automatic floats and power-driven de-
vices, merchants floats, manufacturers
floats, the Bountiful band and other fea-
lures
The parade. as arranged. will be more
than two miles long. The marching or
and everything possible will be done to
expedite the moving of the pageant
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
A FRIENDS ADVICE
DON'T ALWAYS PAY
This Statement Was Made by a
Prominent Salt Lake CITY
Business Man.

at does not pay every time to follow
the advice OF friends, even though they
are we'll meaning" says MIR. II. 8. Ela n :
DALI a well known Salt Lake City busi-
moss man. whose home is at 423 Church
street. yet IL some times does pay. as
I have found out In the case of Plant
Juice. Many people recommended 1t TO
me for my rheumatism and stomach
trouble said that they had taken 1t
themselves and knew 1t was the finest
thing out, So tried II and you can bet
that am glad that ! did. My rheunla :
tlam Is gone not an ache or any stiff
ness; stomach Is In fine shape. ] eat
what 1 please and am free from ind'ges-
tion. Plant Juice is magnificent tonic,
1t builds a fellow up and makes him
feel fine. I do not know OF anything
that will compare with II"
Uric acid In the blood Is speedily dis
solved by Plant Juice and thus the cause
OF rheumatism is removed. When taken
into the system 1t at once attacks all
disease centers. clears the liver eradi-
Gates bilioueness and corrects all disor-
ders Of the stomach, kidneys liver and
blood. It will put new life, health and
energy into you, Call and get bottle
today. 1t will do you more good than
anything you have ever tried. For sale
by Schra mm johnson, Drugs. Five (6)
Good Stores. advertisement
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
"RAGGING" TO BE
GULCH FEATURE

Listen, hearken and otherwise pay at
tention, all We devotees of the synco-
pated terpsichorean measures some
times vulgarly called "rags," You can
actually rag at the Gulch tonight
without fear of being requested 10
leave the floor, or rather pavement, by
some militant ''fly cop"
Tonight the Gulch will have full
sway. The big feature of this even
ing's gayety will be the march Of the
merry maskers. All the bands in the
city will mass at the monument corner
and head a parade Of masqueraders
down main TO Broadway and east to
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
RES|NOL STOPS
BAbY'S ECZEMA
Relieves itching Instantly and Soon
Clears Away All Eruption.

There would be fewer babies tortured
and disfigured by eczema, fewer moth
ers worn out by constant worry and
loss of f sleep, and 'r fewer lives We made ma de
persisted since infancy, if every wom-
an only knew about Resinol Ointment
and Resinol Soap.
Simple baths with Resinol Soap and
a little Resinol Ointment spread on the
tortured skin, stop the itching instant
away az the eruption, And the Resinol
lutely harmless, that 1t can be used
with perfect safety on baby's tender
skin: Doctors have prescribed Resinol
regularly for eighteen years, and thou
sands Of babies owe their skin health
to it. Every druggist sells Resinol
Ointment and Resinoi Soap. Trial free.
Dept, 13-P, Resinol, Baltimore, Md
(Advert sem ent.)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
Good Wishes Expressed.

Permit me to impress upon you
and Il possible. upon your children's
children for generations unborn, that
you come of noble birth, that you
daily tread upon enchanted ground,
and as you continue TO multiply in
numbers and IN the magniflcence,
splendor and harmony OF your homes,
ever remember that It is the con-
slant prayer. OF her Royal Highness,
Queen Sirrah, and the sincere wish
OF at-Um-Ai. that as you journey
on down the pathway OF life. each
day, each hour. and each moment
may prove more prosperous and more
sublimely happy than the last.
In conclusion. I conjure, yea, |
command you TO lay aside the tolls
and strife of your daily vocations
and join with us in merrymaking,
rapturously dissipate in your inno-
cent pleasures, let the radiance and
beauty Of your smiles and laughter
spread like a conhagration until 1t
entirely consume your heartache
and sorrow; although II Is decreed
that l must leave you soon. until I
return again.
Pax Vobiscum.
HAT-UM-AI.
The psychological moment had arrived
Mr.. Warrum introduced Judge NJ. N
Warner as "Hat-um-ai,' the Wizard @
the Wasatch. Then he turned and pre-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
Parade of Progress.

This morning promptly at 10 o'clock
be the biggest of the three carnival
paSeants and one OF the largest OF its
kind ever, seen In the west, viii pass
through the principal streets Although
the parade will be similar to the usual
civic parade; held In other cities dur
ing carnival week. this mornings affair
VIII be more comprehensive than a mere
civic showing, as II will combine indus
trial. commercial and military features
The troops from Fort Douglas and the
national guard OF Utah VIII form the
military division In an emblematic
manner the great industries and marvel
Gus resources OF the city and state will
be exemplifed and hundreds of fraternal
Sanzations have agreed 10 bo In line
Probably the feature OF the latter section
will be the Scottish clans and orders
who VIII lend dash of color with their
plaidies and kits and will vary the
rass-band melodies with the bagpipes
Music will be anything but lacking,
At least eight visiting bands, besides the
local aggregations. will take part Farm
lngton, Bountiful. Provo. Price, Logan,
Spanish Fork, Helper and other small
Ctah towns Will have bands In the pa
"sde. There will also be the famous
cowboy band of Idaho Falls, Ida
Many local and state merchants have
entsred floats, all Of them beautiful in
design and some Of them costing hun
dreds OF dollars. Among the firms who
Will be represented are the Paris Millin-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
Address of Hat-Um-Ai.

His greetings on behalf OF himself an
the queen. follow
To My Dear Wards and Dear
Friends.
Once more have come from the
bowels of the snow-capped peaks Of
the great Wasatch range into this
fertile. fruitful and productive VAL
ley, that l again may have the
pleasure. felicity and happiness OF
fraternizing with you for another
brief period.
Since my last visit, my favorlte
and most beloved ward has gone
mar our pleasures, for he was no
apostle OF sorrow, We should honor
the memory Of Fisher Harris best
by basklng In the sunshine of life
which made him glorious. for he be-
lieved In joy and song, and light and
laughter
From a time long prior to the
memory OF mortal men have I kept
eternal reign and faithful vigil over
these mountains and valleys and
their verdant wales and radiant
sleeps. the enchanted dominion Of
the Wizard OF the Wasatch
note with much Joy and gratitude
the indomitable courage. zeal and
try and integrity have transformed
these desert wastes into elysian
abodes OF thousands OF conteuted and
happy families: I greet you with that
blissful rapture. ecstatic JOY and sat
isfaction which spontaneously come
10 an intelligent and proud father
OF n noble and happy family
And now, my dear wards. that you
may reach the acme and zenith OF
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29

social enjoyment and pleasure on
this occasion. by the authority vest
ed in me by the mythic gods who
rule our destinies, l have taken into
my personal custody and control all
the keys Of the state and municipal
prisons. 1 have enjoined the civil
and criminal courts within my do
main from In any manner decreeing
or executing any writ or process
which In the slightest degree might
pleasure and happiness during my
visit with VOL.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29

The first prize in the motorcycle di-
vision was awarded to Joseph A. Hume,
riding Flying Merkel. The motor
cycle was one of the cleverest pieces
of decorative work in the procession.
1t looked like pretty motor boat
loaded with flowers.
Second prize for motorcycles was
awarded to the Indian. driven by B. NJ.
Anderson It was trimmed with flowers
and over il was q handsome diamond
shaped top, also loaded with flowers.
A bicycle decorated in yellow, the
owner of which could not be located
last night. was adiudged the best in
made by the ladies, although there were
2 number OF attractive ones entered.
Thousands Line Streets.
All along the line of march. as far
south as Eighth South. both on Main
and State streets, the avenues were
packed with people, and it was with
difficulty that the police kept the I'M
patient ones back near the sidewalk.
Extra mounted patrolmen were on duty
and did yeoman service in preventing
accidents and Inspector Carlson, in the
small police car with the splitting
whistle, aided by advancing near the
sidewalk line Just few feet ahead of
the Wizard S car and forcing the eager
crowds back. The crowd was especially
dense on Main street between South
Temple and Fourth South streets.
solid wall Of humanity lining both sides
and the center of the street. The fact
that the parade countermarched at the
monument and went south again did
much 20 relieve the congestion situa-
den. as many were watching the parade
going north while another crowd on the
opposite side watched the southbound
parade.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29

The japanese frog $40
Ing between fifteen aDd ND
The skin OF lt5 back /. ~
night looks dark Te. 6
The frog remains not19|
day, with eyes shsl.sh
and With belly up. cGsEYu
by adhesive cush!oss II u
which ls provided gih D.
and II Is hardly dlsutE
objects that surround I y
begins It's hunt !or D. =
on which II feeds. raSs5
seven feet OF zrount.-@
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29

cry company, Shupe- Williams Candy
company of Ogden. Keith O Brlen'H. Ira
F. Walden. Murby Automatic Switch &,
Patent company. Empress Floral COM
H Eardley & Co, Royal Shoe Repairing
company. Landes e. Co. Utah Gas &
Coke company, Central Coal & Coke
company. Startup Candy company of
Provo and Husler's Brigham City,
Murray city. the East Side Commercial
club of Murray, and Twin Fails, Ida,
will also be officially represented
Roscoe M. Breeden will be grand mar
shall
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29

the entrance OF ths Grtl |
thing will be turnad lras.
The rag dance will hn
Of the evening, but, d 4
concession wlll be runuYa
The entire south bali I
has been reserved n
dancers, and all ID. q
will be busy until -
tunes for the dances VII
Oh the map. There Vi
supply Of policemen AZ
see that there is u 4
sneak thief work,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29

be made, The start will be made at Fort
Douglas this time and after swinging
south and west the aviator will turn
northwest and land at the fair grounds
He expects to be In the air about half
hour. He Will also make a flight in the
afternoon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
Ball Greatly Enjoyed.

Following the parade the grand ball
was held In the Odeon hall Warm
town at their summer homes and the
counter attractions around the city re-
suited In smaller crowd than was ex-
pected. However, the prettily decorated
ball room was the scene of q delightful
evening for those who were present
II was here that the mystery OF the
identity Of the Wizard. his queen and her
maids was revealed. To the tune OF a
stirring march, the monarch "Hat-um-ai
followed by his queen. "Sirrah" and her
maids OF honor went 10 the throne
erected In the north end of the room
Iheir majesties were welcomed on be-
half Of the Wards by Noble Warrum. city
recorder.
1t was then that "Hat-um-ai" deliv-
cred his formal address. real for a real
like the ancient parchments
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29

tried so long TO get rid OF Is q .'eopsrr
You apply "GETS-IT" In two Seconds
that's all "GETS-IT'' does ths rest
There's no moro fussing, no more band
ages to tx, no more salves to turn the
flesh red and raw. No more plasters 10
get misplaced and press on the corn. No
more pulling" no mora pain, no more
picking and gouging. no more razors
"GETS-IT" stops pain. shrivels up the
corn. and the corn vanishes. GETS TT''
never fails. In harmless to healthy flash.
warts caiIouses and bunions disappear.
GETS-1T" Is sold at drug stores AT 25c
q bottle or sent on receipt OF price by
T.. Lawrence & Co.. Chicago
(Advsrtiserncnt5
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
Valuable Prizes Offered.

The Wards Of the Wizards Of The Wa
satch have offered valuable prizes for
the best representations and the best
floats in the parade The following are
some of the prizes.
Best representation-One hundred dol
lare cash,
Organization showing-F'irst. handsome
silver cup, second silver cup; third, sill
yer cup.
Industrial floats-First, handsome sill
yer cup; second, silver cup; third, silver
cup,
Decorated horse-drawn Vehicles-First
prize. S25; second prize SIS.
Under the marshalshlp OF Lafayette
Hanchett the Commercial club will be
represented In the pageant with dele
cation Of marching members.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
PEOPLE Of CITY
GREET WIZARD
AND HIS QUEEN
Three Days Reign of "Hat-
Um-Ai" and "Sirrah" Be-
gins; City Is in Gala
Attire.
Continued from Pag- One.)

deep yellow. studded with sunfIowers.
Above it was II canopy made III the
shape of giant sunhower,
Flying MerkeI a Winner.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
Portrait Veil Chicago Vogue

M
lA
md figure doe n td n front o. az h d w
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
"NeWsies" to Appear.

An important division will be the
marching newsboys in their uniforms,
The lads who sell "poipers" every day
on the streets nave been organized and
drilled by members OF the police de-
partment, and will. no doubt, make a
good showing.
The parade will be divided into four
divisions, A, B. c and D. Division A
will be the military section. 1t will be
headed by n platoon of police and Colo
mel Fred G. Perkins and staff OF the
Twentieth infantry. The Fort Douglas
band will be followed by the infantry
| regiment and battery A OF the natona
guard. The 3 and c divisions will botf
be fraternal The section will consist
| Of the grand marshal and aides. Held's
band. Salt Lake Commercial club, u c
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1913-08-29
"GETS-lT" Is a
Wonder for Corns

No Fuss, No Pain, Sure and Quick.
Nothing Like II. "oets" Them
Every Time,
You never used anything like GETS
IT. for corns. before You're sure at
last that every stubborn corn that you've