Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-10
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A name ai8hiIitanfe ie small.
For Christopher G'uMnbus Mann.
Comes round and dumps our garbage
can.
0rand Rapids Press.
Augustus Caesar Henry King
u pulling weeds for william hing,
While Monsmorency Claude Mount
joy
u Henry Porter's office boy.
-Chicaso Record Herald.
ONCE ~ a wHILE We stiu get o
note from Japan
DROWNED ALL the bugs. any.
how.
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TEMPERAMENT sdurlns cougtahip
develops into temper after marriage.
THE BALKANS also believe In an
Inaane Fourth.
ONLY GIRLS WITHOUT appetites
can anord a. marry poets.
L.
THE BALKANS dons intend "a in
woke the millennium By quitting war
you CAN BELIEVE every word
an honest politician tells you--.but
fret find your honest politician.
o.
THERE ~ A GREAT advantage IN
being III love While II lasts your
other troubles seem insignificant.
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HON. M JOHNSON n feminist
making two states OF California. For
how could he be- two governora7
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WE RECOMMEND that las, nights
refreshing rain be made q weekly al
fair.
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KEEP cool n YOU would be in q
position to strike while the iron IL
hot.
g.
TO A MAN % forty the hest thing
about picnic IL the excuse he can
invent for not Coins.
THAT SLIPPERY old Turk mean
while "a likely 20 slip In and get Il
all back again.
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ALL WHO NEVER use cold drinks
In summer are asked TO come forward
and don't crowd, please.
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AN ORDfNAnF PIANO contains
about a mile ~ wire. American gem
ius VIII yet benefit humanity by in
venting n wireless piano for amateurs.
O.
THE HOTTEST month Of the wear
In Kansas city. confesses the Kansas
City Journal Is June. July and Au-
gust.
O.
JUST 70 TAKE TIME BY the hom-
lock We rise thus early 20 respectfully
decline 10 be- Judge al the State Fair
Raby show.
II NOTICE" saws confidential
correspondent, that your cOllum
makes a speciality 81 Ambulant Po-
etry." Sure--we're the guy who put
the Ant In Ambulant
D.
II AMERICAN women are headed
straight for trousers. as Mrs. Boidt of
New York alleges. then American
men are headed straight for the tail
timber,
D.
CONGRESS rs REPORTED suf.
fering severely from the heat Well.
don't punish yourselves gentlemen
We can stand IL u YOU want to go
home.
o.
The FTatettc.
We have q little ktchenottc
In which to cook the meals.
And you Will ind n celiarette
Refreshment wet reveais.
Within a little hedf0omette
we snatch our troubled sleep.
A tiny little psrlorette
For social JOYS so keep.
We manage In wee baihette
Additions as we may.
And gobble in dlningette
our meals three times a day.
Nay. gentle reader think not that
We save o single cent.
We pay no rentette for the nat,
Not much We pay RENT.
-McLandburg Wilson.
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Poems Of Purpose.
poem should have purpose
Or else its weight n nil.
wrote this play To help me pay
A laundry bill
Kansas City Journal
In trying 90 do likewise
! got my feelings hurt,
! nearly wept. but sin they kept
NV other shirt.
Youngstown Telegram.
In pennins lines like these are
hope 20 get and snye
Enough 81 dough 80 ! can 80
And get a shave.
Houston Post.
In tearing on such gun ~
We're handing 10 YOU here.
We trust we'll raise enough AZ
WIZ pay tor one small beer.
Quite Unsanitary.
Maud-They Eay that Jack has
wooed and proposed 70 no fewer than
ten girls.
Ethel--Yes. and he breathed the