Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-29

1 Damn, DAMN the tHHuffcftna," and
TIM cartoons and unina. and that thp3
dld not nnd Il necessary to establish
censorship over tho doinns ~ these
functions But then. az an astute OBJ
server remarks their policies we're
different.
The same observer further re-
mafks' watch The next Cridirou
dinner. You win there see the Cara
hno incident repeated IN aiiurinF cob
ors and mere IS II.
Tsrcsilcnt Was Roasted.
THE National Tribune has been fUr-
uisbe9 with the booklelA, songs. car
icons. otca of the samous dinner b.
Maj Joseph Milton Heller. who rem
aered distinguished service AZ an army
sureeon "a the philippine campalgn,
They nre ~ tho Same general class
harring features original "a the Phil
ipplnes and Flliplnos. az thoae Of
other hlah-closs banquets BY such or
eanlzatioaa ne tho 0rldiron club and
similar associations and are not one
whit moro Objectionable. From the
official account cf the banquet some
excerpts are herewith given;
"The Military order OF the Cara
hao. which held It's nth annual din
ner last night. il now i8 years old,
having been founded in November,
1900. at Manila. p. l. It's member
shin o. limited 20 regular and volun-
teer officers OF the United States
forces who served IN the Philippine
Islands and tho waters thereof be-
tween May I. 1855. and July :. 1903.
ana 20 their oldest male descendants
more than "a years Of age War cor
respondents Of that period are the
0niy civilians eligible 10 active mem-
berahip The only honorary menu
hers are President Wilson and for
NOR President Taft
"The Cardiac order has been called
'battieb0rn. for 20 its founders the
shrek Of the shell siill recails the
old byword. Listen 90 Dewey The
rumble 81 the caissou and the dead
march 81 the passing band told Of a
khaki-cind form escorted by n
stranger Organization on his Journey
to the distant homeland. and a part
Ing handclasp al the 'wallow' was too
often the last farewell 20 those who
hurried 10 the waiting launch or rode
out 10 the ltu4t
Liant nights program, according
10 Carabao custom. began with a
toast 20 the president 81 the United
States. when the guests had been
seated the ranking Cardiac present.
in this case Rear Admiral Thomas ~
Howard. L. =. ~. Patriarch OF tho
Herd--acted for the Paramount Car
'abao. Major General Aleshire, 4. $. A.,
absent on account Of illness. like
wise. according 20 the tradition OF the
Carabao dinners. prompt appointment
was made OF the Bomblnero 81 the
evening. The function Of Bombinero
Is To- make dry speeches and then lead
the herd TO quench the thirst Gre
atcd. This Office was filled " this
years dinner by Captain Herbert A.
white. o. s. A.
I3aftlcships of Peace Arrive.
Those who knew In advance what
the program 81 the evening was 10
include awaited most oxpcctantly the
next number into the banquet hall
sailed three 'baltieships." They were
slx-foot models borne by concealed
boys In the muzzle Of the guns on
each ship we're stuck nosegays. and
tho milk white dove was perched on
each fightlng-top. They bore respect
lively tho legions u. s. s. Fellowship.
II. s. s. Friendship ana Il. s. 3.
Pimle' The entrance OF the battle
ships was greeted by n striking dem
onstration. Many Of the diners arose
10 their feet and satlrlcally cheered
the harmless dreadnoughts Mean
time the Marine band. playing as
usual at the Carabao dinner, was Civ
ing Columbia. the Gem OF the Ocean
Achorus Immediately followed. II
Wilson We're Here Tonight
Secretary Daniels was called upon
az this point for his address. After
more Carabao songs Representative
Kahn. always a speaker al Carabao
dinners. was introduced By Admiral
Howard.
IAN address by Representative
Stanley concluded the speaking part
Of the program. but there were sev-
eral other entertainment featurs.
Besides Carabao songs, such ms
Damn. Damn, Damn the Insurrectos
and Cardiac Soldier Man new bal
Lao Of the islands, philippine Maid
was sung 20 the tune OF Peg o. My
Heart by young actress. Onicers OF
the several services--army. navy and
marine corps-rOse and sang verses
Of this song at the young woman
earbcd IN true Filipino costume. and
duets were sung by the young woman
with each. "rhe Colonel and the Gov
ernor,' a moving picture film just
taken IN the Philippine Islands, show
ed q three-year pursuit of "A Filipino
colonel OF the army and "a small de-
tachment.
"scene after scene was given IN
which the Filipino Just escaped cap
turc AZ the end 81 three years the
long chase ends and the Filipino IN
captured. Hardly has he been APP
pretended. however, when no Is made
governor OF the particular province
in which the episode happened.
Looking for Secretary Bryan.
Disgust H. written large on the face
of the colonel as he turns over 10 the
insurrecto he has been 80 long pur-
suing the supreme command OF that
particular district.
"The same note was sounded Ia the
closing number % the program when
Mayor Volcano. "a member % the
Philippine assembly. arrived In "a
1874 model of Philippinemobile.
The suppositioua Philippine assembly,
.t..s fu.rfar.n Ia