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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
EIGHTY BULL
M00SEATTEND
NOON Dinner

Eighty progressives- attended
the noon luncheon of the Pierce
county progressive party at the
Imperial cafeteria today. Miss
Marjorie Johnson, city pure food
Inspector, made the principal ad.
dress. Miss Johnson was d guest
of Jane Addams DIT the Hull
House when Miss Adams second
ed the nomination of Roosevelt
for president on the progressive
ticket, and gave IN interesting
talk concerning the event.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
KAIsER's BAN ON TANGO.

LONDON, Dec. 2.-The Daily
Mails correspondent says 1t has
been learned that the reason f1>
the kaiser's ban on the tango was
his discovery that Crown Princess
Cecilie was taking lessons in the
tango. one step and other ultra
modern dances from an American
woman who conducts fashion
able dancing academy in Berlin.
AS there is good reason to believe
the crown prince is also interested
In the tango, his parents decided
to forbid all officers in uniform
dancing it.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
SAVE CAPTAIN
AND GREW Of
BALBOA

ABERDEEN, Dec. AFTER all
hope of saving the vessel had
been abandoned, the Westport
life-saving crew early today re-
moved Captain Anderson and his
crew from the four-masted schoon-
er Balboa. which was caught in a
heavy surf Just outside the North
jetty and driven ashore early yes
terday. The Balboa will probably
be total loss. The schooner was
sighted late Sunday beating south
toward the harbor entrance, and
finally struck less than 100 feet
from the tetty entrance.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
Wholesale
Quotations

LlveseO>yk.
Cow. "a. esuSySir4s ed f1iSs:., SOS.
Hogs ....s9sbs Wethers 4@ Ae
Butter and EEBs
Ranch Butter, 25Q2sc.
Strictly fresh ranch eggs, 40@42o. -
Hens. 12h Ole; springs. 1s917cs
a5c; rabbits, S910c. IS
Tn. i sSEiS.ia a Srie:. ar. sur-
nished the Times daily ~ Ieadina
iines Of fruit Rroducs CEN, meats p.os
BY the retailers eta e to The 'e commi.si s
Butter, Cheese and EGGS.
Cheese-Wash. 17hc01sc; Tilla~
Fresh Ranch Eggs-4S@4sc.
Butter-ws5ninKton creamery
se@37c; Oregon, S0c; Eastern, 310
S2c; New Zealand, 32h @34c.
heifers, 13Ko; hogs. trimmed sides.
hog. 13h Q14o; small veal. 1o01lct
mutton. wethers. lie. lambs. 1sXc.
reindeer, 26c.
Oranges--Valencias, So; Jap, bbL
$1a;26; Florida, $3.50; navel, $3.50
AppIes-Crabapples, soc; cooking.
76c @s1; table. $1.50@2.50; Spitzen-
berg, $1.5o@1.76: Jonathan. 1880
1.7b.
e box; Malagas. imptd.. Dbl, SO
Quinces-S1.e5@ i.25 box.
I ssmsns.S IS y
Huckleberries-6@7 lb.
Pears-$1.85.
Grape Fruit--Florida. $3.50; CALI
$500.
sim sio'soSi caps Cod az i1 %Siso0n-
cider.lo Gal: keg. $3.50.
Green enions-2oc DOG.
LettuceJLeaf. 800 box; head
onions-Y elbow, s2@a.2s. .
Rutabaga. SI.2B 81. II
spinach-4@5c lb.
Turn1ps-Sbc SIX.
Tomatoes-Cal.. s1.76@2.oo boxa
foS Ssl2assa., c2stes' 'i'So.
Potatoes s2o@22 ton; Whites
river, sis@2o; sweets. Merceds
Parsiey-sSe ds. ou. -
Radishes--3oc d.. blu.
Cucumbers-s1;oo9i.25 doz.
Cauiiflower-Cal..S 2.5e crate.
Egg PIant-6@eo.
Parsnipe-s1.2n sack.
Bell Peppers-$1.26@1.50 box.
Celery-65 @75c DOG. blu.
Hops-2s 92ahc:
Wax and Gem Beans-Retail, 1
61Sc -
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
MARRIAGE DON'T.
BAR HER FROM
HER OFFICE

WASHINGTON, d. c., Dec. a.
Getting married does not disquali-
fly one from holding office, is the
decision of the postoffice depart
ment in the case of Ethel Joslin
Hanks, postmistress at Port Or
chard, Wn. When the depart
ment learned Etehl Joslin had
married Mr.. Hanks, w. e. Pitchers
was named in her place.
Congressman Bryan called for
an official inquiry and got women
all over the state of Washington
to write letters of protest to the
department against putting Mrs.
Hanks out Of office.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
MINISTER PUTS HIS
TOWN ON THE MAP

wAYCROss, Ca, Dec. 2.-Rev.
DR.. W. p. Price, pastor of the First
Baptist church. in sensational de-
nunciation of present conditions,
declared waycross the worst town
this side of hell, and made open
charges against the little coterie
Of young matrons who sing in his
choir. He declared there are young
married women in his choir who
have five or six admirers waiting
for them as soon as their husbands
go to work.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
NO SUNSHINE IN
WEEK At CHICAGO

CHICAGO, Dec. Accomplishing
full week without glimmer of
sunlight, Chicago is again en-
veloped in dense mixture of fog
and smoke. The darkness is as
deep that the operation of electric
trains and surface cars was at
tended by such risk that street
traffic was forced to move at a
snail's pace.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

FOR SALE
MISCELLANEOUS

Sse~essspS>AS>>SS>s<e-Ns
JERSEY cow, coming fresh next
month. Price ee6. a5os So. r 1t.
TO THE PROGRESSIVE HOUSE
WIFE.
HOW often DO you hang your
clothes on a line and have the
wind blow them Off beg your
pardon, did you say you never did?
Oh; excuse me. ] thought you had
Very unpleasant of course.
II the opportunity presented It.
self would you even think Of buy
ing a line that positively holds the
clothes even without the use of
clothes pins of any kind, yes, one
that costs but little more than the
one you have and will last for years
too.
wouldn't 1t be easy to hang your
clothes on the line from your porch
and not have to walk on the wet
grass or expose yourself to the
wind needlessly?
Under the old system this IL not
possible but the pinless way is the
way to make work on wash day as
easy as possible.
Call at room 40 California Bldg.
when down town or call Main 3638
and have us call and demonstrate
the merits OF our PINLESS clothes
line. II out of town, write to p. o.
Box 913, Tacoma.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
SEVEN DROW NED
In RISING CREEK

BELTON, Tex, Dec. 2.-Nolan
creek, running through the center
of Bolton, rose rapidly today with
out warning and flooded half of
the city. Ten persons are missing.
1t is feared they persisted in the
flood waters.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
4 ACRES
APPEARS BEFORE COUNCIL

Mrs. Cora Scott Ainey appeared
before the city council this morning
for the Business Women's club and
urged the council to have all city
automobiles painted showing they
belonged to the city of Tacoma. She
also wanted to get Seventh street
vacated for a club house.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
MILLIONAIRE's WIDOW
WILL. RE MISSIONARY

NEWPORT, r. l., Dec. 2.-Despite
appeals made up to the last minute
by several of her intimate friends,
Mrs. Lorillard Spencer, widow of a
millionaire, departed to begin her
journey to the Philippines, where
she will do missionary work In the
conversion of the Mohammedan
populace of Jolo to Christianity.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
REPAIR
STORMS DAMAGE

NORTH BEND, Dec. 3. - One
hundred neighbors today who vol
unteered their services rebuilt the
partially completed structure be-
longing to A. c. Fleck, which was
RACED by the wind storm Saturday.
Lester Pulliam and Mr.. Fleck were
at work on the building when 1t
fell, but they jumped and escaped
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
PITTsBURG FELLOWS SHOULD
CARRY REGISTERS.

A Pittsburg "masher" winked
two times at young lady and
was promptly fined SIS for each
wink.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
BUDGET.

PARIS, Dec. 1.-The increase
in Frances 1914 budget is esti-
mated at $160,000,000 ever this
years expenses, according to an
announcement made today. .
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
HAD NO EGGS

Jacob J. shapeero, whose wife
sued him for divorce says that she
would not make his bed, refused to
let him eat eggs and was shiftiess
in her housekeeping.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
GIRL UsHERs

PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 2. - Girl
ushers will be barred from all the
aters in this city II bill introduce
ed in common council becomes a
law.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
VACUUM CLEANERS.

IDEAL vacuum house cleaner. VIII
40 work only In South End in
clndInx Oakland and Manitou. j.
W. Manlsy Phone Madison 4zs.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02

L>osT-cow; color between brown
and black. white belly and legs.
J. Gallagher, Lake Bay, Wn. 31b
ReKard. 80
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-12-02
FURNISHED ROOMS

-e~~-~~>~~~--------
WANTED TO RENT-Small room
ing house in pleasant location.
Must clear over $50 per month. Call
Main 56S7.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-11-24

canal which. should be adopted. The
minority of the board, five in number,
reported in favor of the lock type for
the reasons that such a canal would
provide greater safety for ships and
less danger of interruption of traffic
by reason of its wider, straighter and
deeper channels, as well as quicker
passage for large ships; the other
considerations were that such canal
could be built in less time for less
money. On June 20, 1906, the con-
gress authorized the construction of
the lock type of canal, in accordance
with the general plans of the minor
ity of the board, and the work was
carried on along these lines.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-11-24

Since then the wisdom of the
choice has been clearly shown and
there is ne doubt as to the ultimate
success of the project. Developments
in the form of slides have brought
more prominently to the front the ex-
cenence of the judgment which ac-
cepted the minority plan in lieu of
the sea level plan as advocated by the
majority, and show how clearly the
greater difficulties that would have
been encountered in an attempt to
construct sea level canal. An En-
glish scientist, who at first was
skeptical as to the Gatum dam, after
a visit, thought that the expressed
opinion of the consulting engineers
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
Old Henry VIII. Is INDICATED
BY JOHN H. M'NEELY


readiag a on
knew
ed
thing" interrupted Mrs. ,Catherush
think he wasaw awful" repied Broomst
like these Pittsburgh miionafres"
Fleshcrce.
like
Crossiend
Worthingon
she
religious
outlining thou
today"
Must great man." sighed Mrs. catherush.
beautiful
follow"
GLOBE"
Worthington
susceptible all the fai
man."
walled
"They are frail things" replied Mrs Broomstcis sadly
help it," Joined Mrs. Fleshcircle
Crossfriend
Wohngton her had been
completed This resolution Immediately
Whereas the
nightly that
well interesting study.
Resolved That this resolution
vote taken due form
business the
followed by an hours lively and sprighy the
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
WHEN rArHER WAS a nor.

WHEN FATHER WAS A BOY.
This world was certainly frost
When father was \ boy,
lust think Of all the fun they lost
They had no use for joy.
They were a very gentle lot
And never did what they should not
To make their honored parents hot,
When father was a boy.
They had no air guns fer to shoot
When father was a boy.
They had no bugles fer to toot,
Or any other toy.
And shortly after they were born
They had to hike out in the morn
And hoe tho taters and the corn
When father was a boy.
They never skunk away from school
When father was boy.
Off to the good old swimmin pool,
Or words of slang employ.
Then when up tree they'd climb
To carve their initials. twas a crime.
They must have had a hot old time,
When father was a boy.
They never got a single cent
When father was a boy:
They didn't know what money meant
And 1t didn't e'er annoy
The youth that fiourished in that day
If they could never get away
And go a-fishin' so they say,
When father was boy.
They never had an earthly chance,
When father was a boy,
To own more than one pair of pants.
When father was boy.
They shined their shoes with axle
grease,
Their trousers never knew crease,
They had one hickry shirt apiece,
When father was q boy.
All they cared to do was work,
When father was boy.
They were never known to shiriS,
When father was boy.
They drilled from morn till dewy eve
That is, of course, if you believe
The tales of what they did achieve
When father was boy.
FROM THE HICKEYvILLE CLARION.
Mrs. William Tibbitts is hitting a
crazy quilt for her uncle, who is in
the insane asylum. She is one of the
best nitters in this mans town.
Gale Prouty, our jeweler and watch
maker, has got job regulating the
works in Hold Peters's thrashin' ma
chine. Gale says he can't sleep at
night unless he hears clock ticking.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
ON The ~ - =
SPUR f IF MOMENT
By Roy K. Moulton

should think he could get along just
as well by listening to the bed tick.
Mrs. Hank Tumms was chewing slio-
perry ellum the other day when ~
lower jaw slipped out of joint. Neigh
Lors advocate havin something done
anout It, but Hank says there amt
no particular hurry. Mrs. Arson
Frisby is talxin them arts and gratis
LESSONS from down to the city, and
at present is pounding a forty-dollar
brooch out of some of .Anse's brass
suspender buttons. Miss Lille Bib
bins is making an up-t date peek-a-
Zoo shirtwaist outen The hammick
she had on the side porch last sum-
mer.
Mrs, Ansen Frisby has got rub
ber-tired trap at this writing, but
we amt seen her catch anything in
1t yet. Colonel Fri bought some
chestnuts off a dago down to the
city the other day. It seems as
though he ought to patronize home
industries and get his ehestnuts hcre
at home by taking the Clarion. A
new piano tuner has bIowed into our
IllluSJ dI.u tdhSn Joo SsaSs-.aa@@e
wire for the telephone company. Miss
Euphenie Nudge, our only Vassah'
graduate, went over to West Hickey
VILE yesterday to attend the rah rah
game. Uncle Ezra Harkins had
chicken for dinner yesterday and
Constable Ezra Hand is working on
a cass with only slight clew.
A move is on to pave Main street.
Some folks favor cedar blocks and
others want asphalt, while still 9TH
ers who are heightened want to find
some new kind of pavement no town
in this vicinity has got. Most OF
the delinquent subscribers of this
town will find new kind all RICH.
when they get to the place that 10
paved with good intentions.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
UP TO TURKEY.

IN URKEY must put up shut up" is the ultmatum of
the Balkan allies who demand the full their
claims Monday will probably terminate the peace nego.
taons in London Turkey has the alternative
fight and she is condition which may
terminate disastrousy eagles
Bulgaria be planted above the palace Of the
OOnstantnOple But submission has it's imminent peris
announcement In Constantnope and Asia Minor Adrianop
conceded together with all the territory PENN
sus and small strip to parallel the Dardaneles
snfrate the Mosm population against their rulers TRACE
dies be looked for
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
AND THIS IS JUDIcl4LLY UPHELD!

CONCERN putting flakes patents the paper carton
- which product sold prints thereon warn
ing the iobber retailer prices
penalty infringement patent rights
eonaner forms insignificant fraction of the the
goods and hard understand how patent could been
granted it, it is merely pasebosrd box But the
facturers fortified by the patent monopoly"
United States Supreme Court and looks like of time
for the law department of the attack the business
subterfuge device avoid
law OF it is that but 1t is subterfuge and
rdiculousy upheld by the judicial authority
land So what's the that ridiculous
oalIed2
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
BROAD STREET PAVING NOW.

N years ago Board Works brought to the
point of recognizing the necessity for the repaving of
- Market street. in the business centre.
followed discussions and disputes and delays stretch
ing years Finally work Market street begun
the possible and traffic subjected every
the congested points for long periods
That the boards energy and nothing done
The board proposes to repave Broad
improve conditions the
the city The vim with which the
hold of its duties refreshingy contrast
the utter lack of energy shown by the old board
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
YESTERDAYS QUEER STORM.

TK HE widespread along the Atlantic yesterday
of the nature of blizzard. If it accom-
panied by heavy snowfall the conditions March, 1885,
would have been repeated Confidently similar
swept through the Middle West and memorable biz
card centred in New York city and yesterday the wind
reached velocity of ninetysx miles hour Reports
sections tell of great damage property interruption
traffic but of life This the
weather remarkable unlocked people who
had believe that October weather would
winter months
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
Dinner Stories

The walking craze few years ago
gave well-known English sporting
man an opportunity which he could
not resist taking advantage of. He
had handbills widely distributed on
which stated:
"a Great Crosby gentleman will
give $50 to the man. woman or child
who first succeeds in doing the fol-
lowing task: To walk from the Pier
head (LiverpooD to Crosby village
There each competitor must buy a
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04

fine 1t is that she can't be attached
to the soil like a railroadi
The basis of monopoly is this fixity
to the soil. Given any product where
a certain location on certain ground
is essential and you can bet your last
hat the trust will get it. But given
hen with a disposition to roam at
large in the dewy morning or in the
frosty afternoon, and then to bepevo-
lently seek out a soapbox and lay
another egg beside the old doorknob,
and the trust can't grappie with that
proposition.
When it IS the hen against the trust
our bet is on the hem
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04

err than the bacon which the beef
trust sends US in glass jars and nice
pasteboard boxes. In fact, the four
and five-cent egg is about the only
way we can keep nourished during
these days of high-prlced meat.
The hen is our saviour. She in
sists on not being cornered. Just try
to catch hen and see how hard it
is. The beef trust runs her up into
q bit of the backyard. and the first
thing we know she has run between
the old mans legs and Is out cacki,ng
again in the open.
Sometimes we cuss her for scratch
ing up the garden, but Just think how
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
THE WITHHELD SCHOOL FUNDS.

~ NE of the first duties of the Legislature will be release
the $220O000 of public school funds held by
treasury by redtape while school districts compelled
10 borrow money at high interest rates pay
Nor this situation for it has existed
the railroad of 1906 passed Legislature
IN 1911 passed act which supposed remedy it, but the
ambiguous and the abuse continued The
funds thus tied up the railroad of 1911
devoted to school purposes and do include the
which payable this year and should payable by
roads this month TO be promptly turned
dsfri
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
DID YOU EVER TRY
TO "coRNER" A HEN?

1t is lucky the hen is not attached
to the land and that she cannot be
induced absolutely to quit laying in
the winter. Think what the egg trust
would do to us If such were the case!
The monopoly would secure the land
so that only a limited number of
hens could run, and when the output
of eggs in December and January
had been absolutely throttled the
price of eggs would amount to a dol
lar apiece. Then none but the very
rich could have eggs.
1t seems hard to pay fifty cents a
dozen for eggs In winter, but think
what comfort the egg is even at four
or five cents apiece. 1t is cheaper
than sirloin at thirty-two cents a
pound, and 1t is getting to be cheap
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
SOCIAL NOTES or TEy sgsgez z"O 7 TIE Il

of Hoboken. will preside at the tea
table. There viii be a musical pro-
gram under the direction of w. A.
Thayre, including songs by Miss
Hughetta owen, of Indianapolis, Ind,
who is a visitor in East Orange.
Mrs. Joseph NJ. Byrne, of Lincoln
Park, gave reception this afternoon,
followed by a dinner and dance for
the receiving party to formally intro
duce her daughter, Miss Regina
Byrne. Mrs. Clarence Smith, Mrs.
Barclay ]. QIhnn, of this city, and
Miss Anna Wise, of Brooklyn, pre-
sided at the tables and Miss Byrne's
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04
THE HOO COT THE CARE.

q ONE things strangely ordered in government
- DR.. Harvey Wiley, food expert, of one. woman
child in Western State stricken with tuberculosis
State and then the United
informed nothing could be done for her. In the
rat hog taken with cholera. wire Washington
brought the prompt that aid coming and the
day appeared the shape of three federal employees
hog Presumably the and child died Hogs
constitute property. Women and children not
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04

ley, Stanwood Bartlett and Ellsworth
ner, Harry C. Smith and Victor
Mackellar, of East Orange; Miss
Cynthia Mackellar, of East Orange,
is chairman of the committee in
charge.
Mrs. Joseph B. Sanford, of $50
Clinton avenue, gave a dance last
night in honor of her niece, Miss
Margaret Cummins, and her grand
son, Joseph Sanford Stanley. The
dance was preceded by a dinner for
twelve out-of-town guests. Killarney
roses prevailed in the decoration of
the table. Mrs. Sanford's daughter,
Mrs. NJ. r. Seton Stanley, assisted
receiving. A red color scheme pre-
vailed in the reception room, pink
In the drawing room and yellow in
the smoking room. After the dance
supper was served at small tables,
at which jonquils formed the centre
pieces.
The meeting of the Travellers Club
held yesterday afternoon at the home
of Mrs. r. NJ. Terraberry, 81 North
Sixth street, was devoted to consid-
Grafton of Popular Topics of the
Day" The president, Mrs. Frank s.
Hampton, presided, and Mrs. John A.
Furman was in charge of the pro-
gram. Papers were given by Mrs.
William A. Gay, Mrs. George Freder-
ick King, Mrs. George f. Pepper and
Miss Mary C. Vedder.
Mrs. Ernest A. Reed, of 246-A Sixth
avenue, entertained the members of
the Ray Palmer Club yesterday after
noon. The program which consisted
of a discussion of current events and
news of the latest books was in
charge of Mrs. Arthur B. Underwood.
Mrs. Underwood presided in the alb
sence of the president, Mrs. S. r.
Abrams. The meeting closed with
a social hour. Mrs. Frank Smith.
of $50 Belleville avenue, will be
hostess at the next meeting of the
club on January II.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-01-04

meat pie and walk around the Big
Stone and eat It,"
About a hundred entries were re-
ceiyed and the walk took place on
Whit Monday. Much excitement pre-
vailed, and a great cheer rose as a.
local pedestrian was seen leading the
rest of the crowd. His meat pie was
soon eaten as he walked round the
stone and he went to the judge for
the $50.
why" exclaimed the judge, 81
didn't think you could have done it.
The stone seemed too hard to eat"
Whats that got to do with it."
asked the ped.
Everything to do with it," an
swered the judge, land nobody gets
the $50 till they do