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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

The meticulous prophecy of a meat
famine comes from the president of
Chicago's Union stockyards He should
be cowed at once by an irritated pub
lie sentiment.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

The Mexican government says Ma
deros wife was indirectly the cause
OF her husbands death. Laying it on
the woman has been masculine meth
cd of side stepping since the time Of
Adam
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

1t is reported that the express com
panies are themselves using the parcel
post. They know a good thing when
they sec it.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27
The Oyster.

Huxley said that an oyster is as COM
plicated us ! watch. All we know
about it is that it's awful to swallow
one that is out of order.-New Orleans
Picayune.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

Nothing Of worth or weight can be
achieved with half a mind. with a
faint heart and with a lame endeavor.
Isaac Barrow
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

A patient who has carried sponge
in his innards since an operation seven
years ago is suing the doctor, but not
for storage charges.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

Another centenarian includes smok-
ing and drinking in his recipe for a
long life. Ought not these recommen-
dations of the venerable aged to be
suppressed for the benefit Of the rising
generation? Their advice runs counter
to all the warnings OF the mentors Of
personal morals
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

President Wilson tips the scales at
179 pounds. but even at that the presi-
dents chair must feel that a weight
has been lifted from it.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27
More Deadly.
PAR

par
''Well?"
What is buttress?''
"A buttress is er-why-a nanny
goat. Of course. Why don't you use
your head little and not ask so many
questions ?" Newark Star.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

Stephen Fosters home in Pittsburgh
is to be turned into a memorial of the
song writer. However. his "Old Black
Joe" and "Suwanee River will keep
his memory alive without preserving
the cottage.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

]. Pierpont Morgan is suffering
from worry How would you like to
have as many things to worry about as
Mr.. Morgan has?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

One lie must be matched with an
other or it will soon rain through
Owen. 4.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

The German emperor is bcasting of a
Jew kind of rye he has discovered.
Cereal or liquid?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

A man was arrested FOR presenting
two $4,000 bills to a st. Louis bank.
Ruined by too much prosperity.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

:rse new nickel is to stay, but it
doesn't stay long in transit.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

The perfect man. has been found
and, surprising as it may seem, lives
in Kansas City.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

There seems to be some doubt Wheth
er the Mexican border is an imaginary
or firing line
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

We are sorry to learn that the story
OF an express package sent by parcel
post was not true. Our faith in the
expertness Of the express companies in
turning penny is shaken.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

It is shrewdly suspected that j. Pier
pont Morgan went to Egypt to buy the
sphinx and the pyramids.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1913-03-27

The mayor of Boston wants the city
to own few cows. Is not milking the
treasury enough?
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
FIRED" INTO A S5O.OO
 PER WEEK SITUATION

In the April American Magazine ap-
 pears an interesting account of just what manufacturers and workmen are getting out of scientific management
 The article is entitled How It Works" and it is a careful record of a recent personal investigation, indorsed by Frank w. Taylor, the founder of sci entific management. Following is an extract:
 Theoretically, scientific manage ment has use only for first-class work CTS, as it naturally aims to set it's tasks by what a first-class man can do. The fact is, however, that under it's principle of suiting the worker to the job, and educating him in it, there is a chance for every worker to become first-class, save only those who physi- calF, mentally and morally, are hope lessly defective How this principle of scientific selection works out can be seen in the case of a drill-press hand who for years could get work only when work was booming. As soon as this man landed in a scientific shop it was discovered that the only trouble with him was that drill-press work was too heavy for his powers, and too complicated for his mental, and so, being set to work at milling-machine he prompt ly turned into first-class workman who earns big money steadily. And there is the case Of a machinist who, when his shop was placed under sci entific management, was reported by
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
RANDOLPH SHOPS
 READY BY MAY 1

PHOENIX, April S.-The shops an1 rOundhOuse of the Arizona Eastern railroad will be ready for occupancy by May 1. The work is being rushed as fast as possible and the first of next month will see the engines of the railroad in one end of the large roundhouse and the shops of the road in the other. All of the details vii not have been finished when the new structure is put into actual use, but the finishing will be done in fast time.
 The roundhouse, shops, tanks, turn table, car shops and other work now being pushed to completion, southeast of the city, for the Arizona Eastern will mean an expenditure of $160,000 when finished. There are many differ ent~ departments of the shops here Each will be as complete as the road can make them and, when finished. the shops will be a model of construc- ton.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
STATE SENATOR'S ROAST CUNIFF FOR GEAR
 RULE
OPINIONS VOICED REGARDING AR RITRARY ACTION OF PRE-
 SIDING OFFICER

PHOENIX, April 7.-The qeustion legally in session is one. that yet re- mains to be settled. However, there is no question in the minds of son of the members that even if it is not in session, some members of the body are very much alive and kicking. The two particular ones who are most alive and kicking are Wood of Mari copa and Sims of Cochise.
 These two gentlemen engaged in a little speech-making at Saturday morn ing's session and before they conclud- ed they had the honorable president of the senate slightly riled, to say the least.
 The whole fuss came up over the protest filed by Cunniff and several other Democratic members, in answer to the protest filed the other morning by the Republicans against Cunniff's arbitrary manner of declaring the sen. ate adjourned
 To begin with, when the protest was first read Saturday morning, c. B. Wood moved that it be referred to the committee of rules. His motion was seconded, but lost by vote of ayes to nays, President Cunniff voting with the minority, although he had signed the protest.
 At this juncture, Wood of Marico Pa stated that he felt that the adjourn ment of the senate by the president was arbitrary, although he did not agree with the things said by the Re publicans in their protest He added that it was the worst piece of work done during the entire session. Sen 1 ator Sims of Cochise agreed with MT Wood and said that Cunniff alone was responsible for the action and felt that the presiding officer should assume i all the blame attaching thereto. with ! out the Democratic members of the 1 senate taking the load off his broad shoulders The motion was then made that the protest be entered in the ] journal, carrying by a vote of 13 ayes to nays, Senators Hughes, c. B l Wood, Sims and Wcrsley voting in the negative.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
WHERE SHALL |
 BUY NY DRESS?"

She was never prettier than when she came bounding into the room in al. the exuberance of youth and fine spir- it's. Her eyes were asparkle; rose tint bloomed in her cheeks.
 The mother looked tenderly up from her paper.
 Why, I have just finished reading in THE EXAMINER about sale of dresses, just the very kind we have been talking about, and I think we had better go and see about your dress tomorrow" replied the mother.
 "Oh, that's perfectly fine!' exclaim- ed the girl
 The next morning found them in the store and in a short time a satisfac- tory purchase had been made
 That was one side of the advertis- ing story.
 Listen to the other side.
 'I didn't intend to advertise those dresses said the manager of the store in question; but it so hoppened that an advertising man came in and saw the dresses, and as I was standing near he asked me why I didn't adver- tise them. He thought they were un- usually pretty, but admitted he didn't know much about feminine apparel.
 Well, the upshot was I told our advertising man to feature them, and the sale was such success that every dress was sold
 Live and reliable merchants use use THE EXAMINER every day. Watch the advertisements for buying opportunities.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10

his foreman not to be good for any thing. However, that man is now making $25.O0 a week-he used to have hard struggle making sixteen-for it turned out that as an inspector of work he was first-class man, indeed.
 Perhaps the best thing of all about scientific management, from the point of view of the worker, is that it bids fair to make of every industrial es- tablishment an educational institution Certainly, by making planning an ever-increasing extent-take the place of muscular exertion, it is putting a premium on brains. In small shop operating under scientific manage, ment, the manager recently called in two of his functional foremen and said:
 Boys, I must get rid of you
 Whats the trouble?' was asked, in astonishment.
 "'The trouble is,' replied the man. ager, that you are getting to know too much for us here Anyway, you have become too high-priced for us
 "Of course, they didn't understand; so the manager explained that he had learnd that two men such as they were needed for $50 a week positions with large companies that were installing
  couldn't afford to pay them more than their existing salaries of $30 he would have to fire them. Before the intro ductioH of scientific management these men earned, as machinists, from $15 to $16.S0 a week"
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
AGITATION FOR RECALL
 IF WOOD AND CUNN|FF

JEROME, April 7.-So disgusted are the Democrats and citizens in general of Yavapai county, with the course of Senators Wood and Cunniff that ac- tive steps are being taken to circulate a petition for their recall. Especially active are the women of Yavapai against the two legislators. Both Wood and Cunniff took very active part in trying to prevent the passage of the womans suffrage measure and are known to be utterly out of sym pathy with the principle which nas just been declared constitutional by the decision of the supreme court in the Wood-Allen case.
 The recall petitions will have the names of Morris Goldwater, Demo- crat, and E. S. Clark, Progressives. Goldwater is one of the best known in Arizona, vice president of the constitutional convention and, without question, one of the biggest men in northern Arizona He formerly was mayor of Prescott and chairman of the board of trade of that city.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
MAN IS BADLY HURT
 IN AUTO COLLISION

PHOENIX, April 7-Walter Wish, connected with the Independent Meat Market of Arlington, is a patient at the Sisters Hospital, suffering with a badly fractured leg, many body bruises and, perhaps, internal injuries, as a result of peculiar automobile acc:- dent which occurred Saturday morning about eight miles west of Phoenix on the Yuma road. pr. Louis Dysart, who is attending the injured young man, said Saturday evening that it is i'm possible as yet to definitely determine the exact extent of the injuries, but is of the opinion that he will speedily recover
 According to the information, Wish was making his way to Phoenix to at tend the circus. When about eight miles from town > he discovered an automobile approaching and run ming at a high rate of speed.
 Believing that collision was in- evitable, the machine in which Wish and a companion were riding was sud denly swerved to one side. Just as the machine left it's direct path, the front wheels encountered muddy place in the road and an instant later the big machine had turned turtle with Wish underneath.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
Oeda Holds His Own in Vigorous Assault on Naco, Yesterday
TIE FAMOUS "HONUs" HOBNOBS
 WITH 4 REAL PRINCESS

Special to The Yuma Daily Examiner)
 CLAREMORE, Okla, April S.-Bar- ney Dreyfus and Fred Clarke, accom- panied by the Pittsburgh Pirates, en- route from Hot Springs, where they have been in training since March 1, to Tulsa, arrived here this morning and were delayed three hours owing to the Frisco train being late, during which time they took an automobile trip over the city, visiting many places of interest, including Radium Wells, for which Claremore is famous, and the historical Indian mound They were we'll pleased with the location here for prospective training quarters and said they would probably come here next season to train and take the baths.
 Princess Kaunitz of Austria who is here taking the Radium baths for ec7 zema, upon being informed that the famous Hans Wagner was in the city, expressed a desire to meet him, and had her ear ordered out. In the meantime, the Pirates were taken back to the hotel and informed that a real princess was in the city. If there is anything that will arouse the curi- osity of a baseball player, it is a prin- cess While the gang was busy ask ing questions about the distinguished visitor, who should drive up but H R. H. Princess Stefina Kaunitz, ac by her companion, Lady Rosierre, and photographer.
 Her Highness requests the pleas ure of meeting MT. John Wagner an nounced the clerk as he approached Barney Dreyfus, president of the Pi rates. Instantly all eyes were cen tered on Honus, who, himself, fully
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
BULLETSFELL ON AMERICAN SIDE
 FREELY oJEDA's FEDERAL TROOPS ARE FIRMLY ENTRENcHED IN
 THE CITY OF WACO WILL BE DIFFICULT TO CAPTURE MANY BULLETS FALL ON AMERL CAN SIDE; SOLDIERS WOUND ED WHILE ON PATROL oJEDA REFUSES ATTACK AND FORCES STATE TROOPS TO FALL BACK, PURSUING
 THEM ABOUT ONE
 MILE; FIRING
 CONTINUES

NACO, April Selecting the ad- vancing state troops nearly mile be- low Naco, Ojeda's federals fought for three hours, while bullets sprayed the American side, and wounded four negro troopers of the Ninth cavalry and one army teamster None are expected to die. Ojeda met the constitutionalists half way and checked their advance with a wicked artillery fire. Naco is we'll fortified If the constitutiopaIists attack the town they must take the trenches by assault.
 Attack on Guaymas Believed imminent
 Advices received from Empalme on Tuesday, in Tucson, state that 3,G0C state troops are enroute South rom Hermosillo to attack Guaymas, where General Gil commands the federal troops They should reach Guayn1s by Wednesday.
 Encounters between federals ard rebels near Mazatlan, Sinaloa, and at Los Mochis, Sinaloa, are also reported.
 There are rumors of many assertions from the federals at Guaymas
 A fierce battle was expected at Naco on Tuesday afternoon, when he whole forenoon had been taken up by more or less vigorous encounters at arms be tween the 300 federals under General Ojeda, and about 1,400 state troops under Co.'s. Obregon and Cabral
 The state troops attacked the town from the east and west at 5:10 o'clock in the morning, and a sharp reply came from the federal artillery and small arms During this encounter ,he bullets fell freely on the American side of the line. Three American soldiers, in border patrol duty were none dangerously. No civili>I ans were wouded on American soil
 About 8 o'clock the state troops fell | back, and Ojeda left Naco to pursIe them a short distance. Then botr 'orces halted and skirmish firing con -inued at a distance of about mile rom town
 No list of casualties was available | before the middle of the afternoon. Eight or ten state troops deserted and led to the American side of the HIe. They were disarmed by United states soldiers and placed under arrest. The American troops did good work in yeeping the streets and border district lear of American sight-seers.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10

appreciated the notoriety that was coming his way
 Sure thing, responded Dreyfus, and turning to Wagner, he asked:
 Want to meet the Prnicess?". About this time Honus discovered that he did mot have collar on. He made dash for his room, with Marty O'Toole, Bill Kelly and some of the other matinee idols after him. Soon, however, he re turned adjusting his tie. Dreyfus ask ed again:
 Say, Wagner the princess wants t. meet you What do you say?"
 Honus yawned, in an ill-concealed attempt at indifference, and said:
 "Oh, l guess I might as we'll"
 He was presented to the princess who smiled with delight, and they were soon conyersing in German-both are fluent linguists The balance of the gang" stood about, hats in hands aghast. not being able to understand one word that was being said.
 The princess announced that shC would like to have her photograph taken standing beside the great John Wagner. Nobody else would do; it had to be Honus," himself, Billy Kelly, O'Toole, and others of the clul insisted that the picture would not be complete were they not in it, an6 while the photographer was gettifl a sight on the princess and Honus. who, upon invitation, had climbed into the princess car, several of them gc within range of the camera. But VT cared the princess for the rest of th gang? They looked like busf leaguers to her.
 And thus it was that the seventeen year wonder of the major leagues haf his picture taken with real nobility.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
EXPLOSION OF GASOLINE
 FIRE ON NEW DREDGER

The new dredger, working on the drainage canal on the Indian reserva- tion, was burned Monday night The man in charge had his right hand bad ly burned. The fire was caused by a explosion of gasoline brought about by a lantern which Mir Johnson swung too close to the gasoline receptacle.
 All the woodwork on the dredger was burned off and the machinery So badly crippled that it will be some time before it can again be put into com mission.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
STATE SENATE FAVlRS AN 4 VISORY
 ELECTION
PASSES RESOLUTION INDoRsfNG PRINCIPLES APPROVED BY-
 SENATOR AsHuRST

PHOENIX, April 7.-By a vote of
 nine to eight, the senate on Saturday
 morning passed a resolution offered by c. B. Wood, placing that body on
 record as favoring the principle which The Tucson Citizen has advocated and Senator Henry F. Ashurst approved.
 for an advisory election for federal
 judge of Arizona
 The resolution follows:
 Whereas, Senator. Henry r. Ashurst has made it known that he is anxious to see an advisory election held in Ari- zona at the earliest practicable date in order that the people may have an opportunity to express their choice for federal judge; and,
 Whereas, he eypresses the opinion hat as the constitutional amendment allowing the people directly to choose their. senators will soon be ratified by the required number of states. and, surely, the people have the right to make an expression as to their choice for federal judge, especially in view of the fact that the federal judge holds his position for all practical purposes for life;' and,
 "Whereas, he urges that proper pe- titions be prepared, signed and filed calling for the advisory election to the end that the two senators from Arizona may present to the president of the United States the names Of the gentlemen who will be the peoples choice;' therefore, be it
 Resolved, That the senate Of the state of Arizona indorse the views of Arizona's distinguished son and sena. tor. the Hon. Henry F. Ashurst, and ioin with him in urging that prorer petitions be prepared, signed and filed 7alling for the advisory election to the end that the two senators from Arizona may present to the president If the United States the name Of the gentleman who will be the peoples
 
 choice
 "Tbe secretary of the senate is here by directed to send a copy Of this reso- ution to Senator Ashurst"
 This resolution was not adopted without a fight. Senator John Hughes . declared that the people of Arizona were supplied with ample machinery O hold advisory elections and if they lid not take enough interest in the natter to circulate and sign petitions, le saw no reason why the senate hould bring the question to their at ention. Besides, he thought that President Wilson could be trusted to ppoint federal judge of proper char cter and ability.
 The vote stood as follows:
 Ayes-Breen, Brown, Davis. Hub ell, Hechtman, Sims Willis, c. B. Wood, Worsley.
 Noes-Chase, Hughes, Kinney. Low I. Roberts, Vessel, H. R. Wood Mir. resident.
 Naturalization Pace.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
HUNT MUST WALK OR
 PAY OWN AUTO BILLS

PHOENIX, April S.-Governor Hunt must either walk like the rest of the common people or foot his own auto mobile bills. The board of control has ordered the big automobile purchased for his use with prison funds, turned over to the prison authorities, so that the Arizona MOto! Company, from whom it was pur- chased, can get their money.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
PHOENIX HAS 486O CHILDREN, CENSUS SAYS

PHOENIX, April S.-There are 1860 children of school age in Phoenix, ex- elusive of West Capital addition.
 This is according to the annual school census, completed Saturday by Enumerator George Pheby.
 Last years census showed, in round 4,20O children. The increase is nearly 900.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
COLD STORAGE PLANT
 INSTALLED BY HODGES

Fhe cold storage plant at the Hodges meat market has been completed. It consists of three rooms. It is one of the most complete cold storage plants in Arizona and will cost them, con- Dleted. not less than s 900.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10

Miss Jessie Woodrow Wilson daugh- ctr of President Wilson, is to be a speaker at the national convention of the Young Womens Christian Associa- ton. which will meet in Richmond, Va, today, for a session of four days.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10
w. E. BARNES IS TALKING
 UP THE COTTON INDUSTRY

w. E. Barnes, travelling freight and passenger agent of the Southern Pa cific railroad, is here, accompanied by his daughter. MT. Barnes is talking up the cotton industry and wants Yuma to get in the game.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10

The week will see the real begin ming of the professional baseball sea son of 1913. The American and Na- tional leagues will start the champion ship races tomorrow. The Southern league. American association. and sev- eral other of the minor organizations will get under way the same day.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10

s. E. Epler, formerly secretary of the Commercial Club, is visiting Yuma.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10

John Gandolfo, Jr., is home from the coast, where he went on business.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1913-04-10

Mrs Brown, mother of w. B. Cloyd, has returned to Kentucky.