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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
NEW ORGANISE ARRIVES.

Paul 4. Beymer. the new orsaniS'
and choirmaster at the Trinity chuwh
in Houghton. arrived yesterday to as
sumo his new duties. MIR scymef
will combine the office of organist ami
formerly held by Joseph
weismiiler and Miss Alice Il camper.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
CURFEW HOUR CHANGES.

Commencing this evening. the cur
few hour in the village of Laurium
will lie . o'clock instead of $50. Tho
change at this time will he a perman-
ent one. il having been decided to
gran the children an extra half hour
IN the evenings SO that they may at
ttmd the, hi9linss l,ttture thcaters il
they so desire ~.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
COPPER COUNTRY BEST
Working Conditions In Wisconsin No
As Good--Thrce Return,

Working conditions in the eopper
country are better than In Wis.
consin." This Is the reason given Ia,
three Laurium young men. Homer La
rochelle and Adolph Laundry. who ar
rived home this week from Cuddib,
Wisconsin and Ardele Larochellc who
returned from Milwaukee. The.
young men left Calumet about six
months ago and during this time they
compared conditions under which thov
were working with conditions under
which they had worked here. The
showing was all i'm favor of Calumet
they claim, and they decided to return
content that young men are better off
i'm the copper country than elsewhere
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
MARRIAGE LICENSES ISSUED,

The following people were granted
marriage licenses At the county
{ Jerks office this morning
Arthur Lampeineu and Mary Ma
dero. both OF Atlantic,
Matt Heikinncn ami Hilds Mat
lern. both of Nisula.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
SIGNS TIE N. c. NJ. BILL.

Governor Ferris has signed the APP
preparation bill for the Michigan COL
lege " Mines, OF $4,000 for each of
two years, Gs1S and 1910
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
DELINQUENT TAX SALE.

The annual delinquent tax sale viii
he held next Tuesday morning in the
or County Treasurer Bran. This
will he for the delinquent taxes OF
1910 and preceding years.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
x. p. PARTY TONIGHT,

The first formal dancing party "
the year will be given this evening at
Masonic hall ~ Palestine Command
cry. knights Tcmplsr
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
M,.cARTY oUTFleHTs-MoR
FioisrshI stDons lrstreYRourd seY,l
With Pittsburoh' Man. '''''''''

New York. y. y. May Luther
McCarty outfouGht Frank Moran the
Pittsburgh heavyweight in a ten
round bout here laSkhieht.
McCarty had the NycS. of The frs,
round. but Moran even&th up i'm the
neM In the third the lighters head +,
canne together in a mixup slightly
cutting Moran. I'm the fourth Moran
landed q straight left, drawing blood
from McCarty's nose. The nth was
even. but McCarty took the next two.
Mozart tired in the eighth. left
hook sending him To the ropes, and in
the ninth Moran got i'm some more
good blows. McCarty finished strong.
landing often in the last round, while
Moran. who kept boring in, was wild
and missed most of his blows.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01

If you want fresh home made
doughnuts you can buy them at the
Glass Block Store this week at only
81 cents n dozen. Advertisement 7
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
Weather Conditions.

Lr.J office r. :. Weather Bureau.
Hm9utou Mich. MAY /, 1913.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
VAUDEVILLE ACTOR EXPOSED.
Lieut., Dewey" Who Appeared Here,
Said to be lmposter.

Under the heading, ~ Phony Hero"
The Elect Review, the official journal
ot the enlisted men in No. United
States Lazy, exposes Il hoax that was
pcrpctrated ON the vaudeville circuits
of the Middle West by one who STYLED
himself Harry J.. Dewey and claimed
20 be a nephew of Admiral Dewey. The
imposter appeared at the Peoples the
;tcr i'm March. During his engage
mcnt ne delivered a lecture on what
tlllrlgrt,d TO- ;be, his, nxperienoes. in, the
'ttttc' IA MsiniiH" Btt, ti,fring t'i@
Spanish American war. He claimed
to have been chief buglcr ON his fam
Gus uncles flagship, to have won
medals and that his discharge from
'crvice was because of misunder-
StandihE. lie was to be reinstated, he
Said. under the new administration.
"'rh" matter was called To our at
tcntion by two ex-servicc men ut on
away, Mich, who naturally resented
the imposition both upon the service
and the public. Their was no buglcr
named Harry +. Dewey in the navy
IN the battle of Manila Bay. nor was
there any medal of honor issued for
that engagement" says The Fleet Re
view.
The article describes accurately ana
1T length "Dewcy's' sketch and lee
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-05-01
TROUT SEASON OPENS.

Hundreds of anglers went to the
streams and dams today to enjoy the
first trout fishing Of the season. the
ban of the law having been removed al
midnight. Although many Of the
streams arc high and some cannot be
reached at all. owing to the presence
CT snow in the woods. IT the present
favorable weather continues, it will
be but few weeks before first class
fishing will be available,
Wannetta Haverstick. aged ;. of -
Louis. is said to know as much Scog'
raphy, physics and politics as the av'
erage high school student
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-01-02
2pbt bieieS ~ ittcl
fir Sbnintinbt.

&enn Sic fre1tpiuig geidriebenen @orz
te eines bantbaren 8olfes, Sag in allen
Sbeilen Deg Qnnbes h,oGnt, pclfe Dem
Gdmans Mlterutipe, einem Wittel fur 8ez
hnnbIung bon 5ulten, g~rfdltungeu, gals
rno 2ungenz8e1htperben Sob lpenben.
gIaubipirbig li1b, 10 tbut biele Nebi5in
IiherIi6 lolhen 2eibenben bel 8ntes-
@ir aeben rur 5hot1nden an 1nno geben
gud Sic Namen uno Die @orte beg 2obes
sSener, on. ne1de beboupten, bnb lie if
men gebolfen bat = in bielen S0aen 5nz
fantme11 nit Sen I1gaten be5 Sd;reiber5,
onB 1ie linen Sic Be11111obeit nieoer Ter
ftelte. Sizes lit eiue Strobe aug Den piez
len.
ct. Marb's Mcabemie, O'Mei1, Gcbrn5fa-
r6errenl 8or ettpn lieben Sahfen tprrz
De i9 Bon Der ldredli6en &ranfheit, SUI
berfulo1is befallen. Sd bultete torttpdbz
reno, tonnte nidt 1dlafen nod eieu,
fonnte ]pgur nibt lnut lpreden unD trunz
te feline arbeit berri6ten. Sd bate orei
j8lutlturse, ]pudte meiltens @Iut aug unb
lit an 2abtihpiben, S1eber unb Sditz
telfrolt. Gin Spe5inli1t ben Columbus,
Sbio, 1agte n1ein Sal lei ~bo1fnunsslos.
~@nr flint Sabren hDrte id] BON SSh<
rem Mlteratibe unb belDrgte mir iofort
nabon nit hem grgebnib, bab i'd bie Ger
fteulng meiner 8ellnobett balD 9espabr@
fe. 8dbreno Ser leeten bier Sabr .
ib imltarbe, meinen l1nterridt 81 erthe1z
len, mietpobl id ets borte 6dularbeit 81,
rerridten batte. Gu6 BIN tb tm1tanoe,
-bieI f0rperIide Nrbeit 81 tbun: Sd erz
ndte Sbre Mebi5in fir S6minoiu4t,
nenn borldriffsmdBig genommen, als etn
ausge5eidnetes Nittel. Sic 8orteberin
aibt gu bieiem 3eugnib lire grla1bnii55.
(I1nter3ei6net) S6nererN arid.
5dtpeifern bes FL. Sran3istus.
gdman's Nlteratibe lit tpirtiam in Sal
len bon 8ron9itis. aitbu1a, 3eufieber,
3als< unb 2ungen<B eidperben unb I'M
aufbnu beg @piten1s. gntbdlt fein Gift.
pe5@fea 1 madf G'so sn p Ell aa9 '6 6fi Ser Ser
Rolitor 9rug 60. un6 muoeren 9d1pt<
apotbefern. 5ragt mad Booflet. IN tpel<
dem 9eilungen per5ei9net finb ooer
fdreibf on gdmars 2aboratorium. Rbis
IabeIpbia, &a., fiir tpeitere gbiben5.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-01-02

porlaa1fig nod aa1f5nidieben unS Die
idmierigen mirtbidoftliden @erbalt-
nille nidt ourb erb0tte SSnanlprudt
1labn1e Ser 3abluugsfraft Ser 8epol-
fem,ng 81 erldspDrer. = 9ie 3uder-
fabriforbeiter SSob. DARIUS uno Mar-
tin gsepela in g 70 3 -8ecsferef
haben in einem @uitbauie gemeiniam
einen 9iter Sdnaps unb oam lie ~
Oeei Num getrunfen. Nm onoeren
Sage fritz muroe DARIUS to0t ouf ser
strabe oufgefu,1oen. Snfolge ocs
iibermdbigen Mtobolgem1fies nor Elm
&er5fdIag ei1getreten. Seinen 3e&
genolen fanb man unter elmer Bride
bepubtlos ouf, 6o1 erbolte iib oiele r
balo mieoer:
Qn%Ten1bnrg.
Ser 4s SATIRE ulte Mifoel @eiler
Ser Erin5 @einridr8obn gu Cid a.
5. ais. m,roe fiir5lih auf Sem bic
ligen 8a5mbofe bon einem 3uge er-
fabt un0 uuf ser Stele getootet. Ser
@erl,ngliidte, melder 81 Hetingerr
mnbnboft mur, binterldBt eine 8ittme
u,1o 5 ainoer. = Mlrf Ser Moolf gmil~
@iitte SIT 6 d a. 5. Ml5. perunglud-
re Ser 80 Sabre ulte @ieber @eorg
@olff. gr ltaro reben einem nit fllll=
ligeln Noheiien gefiiQten &onperter,
als sic Ter infolge zines 9rrdes UNI
fiel. Sic elitenSe Molie ipritte aus
uno traf i'm om @orper, mobei er t.
belaaet06rlife 8ranopunoen erlitt.
Gr erIog ieir1en @%erletungen fur5e
Set nad1ber. = @dbreno oos 0reiiab=
rige S0bnden oes Sdreiners 2abrD
fid3 oaeiu in Scr glternmobnung nj
0iefird befano uno 81 8ette lag,
nafm es cine OUT Sem Nadttil6 tie
tenoe 3ii>obol5ldadtel inns rieb Elm
;3unSbol5 an. 9o5 6euer tbeilte ii6
sem 8ett5el1g NIT; ebe @lfe 5ur Stel-
Re mar, fratte oas &in0 6erart idrpere
@ra1roml11oen euitte1, 0ab es fur5e
3eit nofJber itarb. - Ser hejabrte
8rieitrGger Sobann &lein aus
% e I uoGte ip1t abenos bier in Sol
leriA einen 8rieffniten entleeren, al5
er auf Ser gefrorenen StraBenrinne
10 ungliidlidy binfiel, SuB er iib cine
Itarf blntenSe @l111Se an @interfcpf
susoa ulro be1pubtlos liegen bJish.
Gdhueis.
Ser 9ul1oe5ratb tnt nah reiflifer
grlpagll11g beldloiler, Ser grnennl1ng
zines ltd1oigen @befs fir oas politi=
ife 9epartement glustpdrtiges Mmt)
515uitimnen, Sic Grbobung Ser Mit=
g~IieSersabI oes 8uneesratbes Don Z
OUT 8 aber o%b5ulebnen. 9ieier @e-
idLub apuroe NIT 5 gegen 2 Stimmer
gefaBt. 0amit lit nun 5ieie Streit=
frage %porIGufig aus Ser @elt geldafft
nno nit ibr nuh she @olfsmabl bes
@unoesratbes, sic nit Ser @rbobung
ser Mitglieoer5nbl in BluB gebra@t
moroen mar. = Sci ser 8e5irfsrih=
terrpaH muroe BEL einem obloluten
Mebr. BON 14,O54 Ser gan6ioot Ser
tiirgerlifen Harteien 81. l1lr. 3ping-
=; nit 14,7O3 Stimr1en gemdNt. Ser
@iSot Ser So5ial6emofraten 8e=
n1paIt aaufn1ann erbielt 1899
g rff11t1er1
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1913-01-02

SSobre lang fat man i@on pegen
zines fleinen Nerpes gelitten neil ct.
enfobs Od nidt gebrnltdt tDorben 1T
Meurolgie 5n hriren, pel6e oen
Rerp angegriffen batte. Se1 iider
uno tpnrtet nidt.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1913-02-12

superior Vacuum eleanor
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
QUEER NAMES IN CALIFORNIA
early Settlers Gave Some Of the Most
Odd Designations to Streams
and Lakes.

The Gazetteer Of the Surface Wa
tiers Of California, just issued, shows
many curious similarities in nomen-
clature, common and favorite names
having been given to different
streams and lakes by the early set
tiers, who christen most of the nat
ural features in new countries.
Such Characteristic pioneer names
as Deadman creek and Deadman
Canyon creek are applied to five diff
ferent streams; in the area covered
by the report there are ten Dry
creeks, two Humbug creeks, two
Jackass creeks, five Lion and Lion
Canyon creeks, five "Iost" streams,
and two Mad rivers. Bear, Bear can
yon and Bear Trap are applied to
thirty-six different water bodies, and
there are five Grizzly creeks.
, There are fifteen Coyote water
bodies, two Wildcat, one Cat and two
iGatos (cat, .Spanish) creeks, one
Skunk creek, nine Deer creeks, one
Rabbit, two Quail, two Dog and one
Scorpion creek.
There are also ten Devil, two Dia-
bio creeks, but the saints, male and
female (san and santa), cover a doz-
en- pages of the gazetteer There is
ALSO a Poison creek and a dozen
Snake and Rattlesnake creeks. The
fish are represented in a page full
of Eel rivers, several Fish creeks and
one Sardine creek.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
FIRST HEALTH, THEN BEAUTY
The One Impossible Without the
other, Is the Opinion Of One
Woman Who Should Know.

L never realized what responsible
ity was until on my first starring
venture. For two weeks / was i'll
in bed. The whole company was laid
off without work and without salary.
/ was haunted as ! lay there in bed
by visions of those men and women
thrown out of work, and losing the
salaries every one of. them needed SO
badly, all because 1 had neglected
my health. And as / tossed in pain
/ made covenant with myself that,
with the grace of Providence, no ac-
tor or actress ever again should suf-
fer pecuniary loss on my account
That covenant has been kept. Never
since have l missed performance.
: What have done every other
woman can do if she wishes. The
watchword Of beauty is heath, anC
that of health, moderation and eter
nal vigilance. Keeping everlastingly
at it is tiresome, but it brings re
suits. There is no royal road t.
beauty and health, any more thar
there is to learning, but all three arr
attainable by patience.-Lillian Rus
isell, in the Green Book Magazine.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
-ptMDIcITls" NEXT ON LIST
Small Boy, just Entering Scholastic
Career, Accumulates Several ~
vcnile Affections.

The eldest boy of the family, hav-
ing reached the mature age Of six.
had started upon his scholastic ca
recr
pefore he had pursued his studies
week. however, he caught line
case OF chicken pox and had to take
a temporary vacation, during which
he shared his ahliction with his young.
err brothers.
But all we're well at the end Of the
third or fourth week, and he started
to school again.
In a few days he came home with
the humps He shared this likewise
with the other Juveniles of the family,
and had to take another rrotracted
vacation, but all outlived the humps,
and in due time he went back to
school as before.
All went well for about two weeks.
Then he caught the measles.
Having plenty to spare, he passed
few of them to his little brothers.
But at last the doctor ordered the
warning sign taken down from the
door, and the boy was permitted to
go to school once more.
Mamma" said little jamie as his
elder brother took his books and his
departure, Il wonder what Yarley'll
bring home dis time! 'Pendicitis, bet
yuh!"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
HOpkinSViIle Market
Quotations.
Corrected May %, 1913.
RETAIL GROCERY PRICES.

RETAIL GROCERY PRICES.
Country lard, good color and clean
lac and 15c per pound.
Country bacon. tic per pound.
Black-eyed peas. 1925 per bushel
Country shoulders, 15c pound.
Country hams, 21c per pound.
Irish potatoes. 81. 35 per bushel.
Northern eating Rural potatoes
81. 35 per bushel
Texas eating onions, $2.25 per
bushel, newlstock
Dried Navy beans, 1915 PEI
bushel
Cabbage, 8 Genus q pound.
Dried Lima beans. Coo per gallon,
Country dried apples. 10c PEI
pound. 8 for 25c
Daisy cream cheese. 25c pe'
pound
Full cream brick cheese. 25c pei
round
Full cream Limberger cheese. 25t
PEI pound
Popcorn. dried on ear &c per pound
Fresh Eggs zoe per doz
Choice lots fresh, well-worked
country butter. in pound prints. 25c
FRUITS.
Lemons. 30c per doz.
Navel Oranges, 30c. SOC. per doz
Bananas, 15c and zoe doz
New York State apples $3.50 to
$500 per barrel
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
Cash Price Paid For Produce.
POULTRY.

POULTRY.
Dressed hens. lac per pound
Dressed cocks, &c per pound
live hens, lie per pound; live cocks
Sc pound; live turkeys, l4c PEI
pound
Roofs. HIDES. Wool AND TALLow.
Prices paid by wholesale dealers te
butchers and farmers:
Roots-Southern ginseng, S.. rs ID
Golden Seal" yellow root, $I.35 II
Mayapple. 30; pink root. l2c and 1SI
Tallow-No. l. Al: No. 2. &c.
Woodbury.. Zoe to nc; Clear
Grease. 21c. medium. tub washed
2Sc to soc: coarse. dingy. tubwashed
18c.
Feathers-Prime white goose. Soc
dark and mixed old goose. I5c to Soc;
gray mixed. I5c to S0c' white duck,
&c to 35c. new.
Hides and Skins-These quotations
are for Kentucky hides. Southern
green hides &c. We quote assorted
lots dry flint. l2c to I4c. $40 bet
ter demand
Dressed geese. lie per pound for
choice lots, live 81
Fresh country eggs. 10 cents per
dozen
Fresh country butter 25c Id.
A good demand exists for spring
chickens, and choice lots Of freih
country butter
HAY AND GRAIN.
No. timothy hay. $l8 90
No. l clover hay, SIT 90
Clean, bright straw hay. 25c bale
Alfalfa hay. S2l 90
White seed oats. SOC
Black seed oats. SOC
Mixed seed oats. 65c
No. 2 white corn, zoe
Winter wheat bran. $24.00
Children Cry
FOR FLETcHERS
Q a 8 tx RIA
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
FREE TRANSPORTATION.

Scientific Mamma-Do not dance
all the evening, dear. Remember
that the dancers at an average ball
cover a total distance of nine miles. "
Practical Daughter-Oh, but a
girl is carried most of the way,
mamma Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
Would Miss Targets.

TITS perfectly disgraceful!" she ex.
claimed.
What's the matter?s inquired her
husband.
Here's a description of woman
who gets up in public and declares
herself an anarchist"
Well" was the rejoinder, maybe
it's all for the best. believe I'd
like TO see women crowd the males
out of the anarchist business. When
they throw bombs they wouldn't be
so likely 10 hit anybody"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
THIS WOULD WORK ANYWAY.

'My wife," said Mr.. Clarke, "sent
SO in answer to an advertisement OF
"a sure method of getting rid of SUI
perfuous fat"
"And what did she get for the
Was the information what
she wanted? ?" asked Mr.. Simmons,
swell, she got reply telling her
to sell it to the soap man."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
That's Different.

81 have lots OF money out, IL could
only collect 1t" growled Mr.. Binks
Here's one man who has owed me
5000 for three years. ! can't get any
cash out of him. and he wants me to
take IL out in trade"
well. why don't you?" demanded
Mrs, Binks. 81 could get some bene-
ut out of 1t. What business is he in?"
Hes an undertaken" replied Mr.
Binks.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
Distinction.

Grandfather. did you ever hold any
officer"
20, yes"
well, what?"
"Child, I'll answer that question u
you won't ask me any more"
81 won't"
We'll, long before you we're born
served several terms as prothonO-
tary."
What's a prothonotary"
you said you wouldn't ask me any
more questions"
That's how one of these ancient and
venerable patriarchs from Pennsyl
vania delights to mystify his Illinois
Observation-Disclosures Tribune.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15

Everybody in HOpkinsyille is
Eligible.

Old people stopped with suffering.
Middle age, courageousIy fighting.
Youth protesting impatieDtl,;
Children, unable to explain;
All in misery from their kidneys.
Perhaps a little backache first.
Urinary disorders. dropsy may
quickly follow.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for sick
kidneys.
Are endorsed by thousands.
Here's Hopkinsville testimonys:
Mrs. J. 7. Cannon, 600 O'Neal st /,
Hopkinsville, KY. says: II have
given Doan's Kidney Pills to my
children at various times and have
always found them beneficial. When
ever one of my children is bothered
with kidney weakness, few doses
of Doan's Kidney Pills relieve the
attack. / can highly recommend
this remedy as cure for kidney
trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
Few York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name -Doan's-
and take no other.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15

me state board urges that al old
school books be sterilized and tells
how II can be done 10 the damage OF
the bacteria. but not TO the books. We
suppose Il Is right. II Is better that
children live BEAUTIFULLY than that %
time honored an institution a. the
combination school book and towel SUI
yiYes-Toledo Blade.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
still OntImIstlc.

You seem depressed this morning,
Dubbwain."
SO I am to certain extent. Still.
there is a bright side TO all our mis-
perfumes. While ii is true that l
have, wife and nine children to sup
port. and my home is mortgaged. and
haven't been able TO make both ends
meet In years, ! at least never have
any tire troubles"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
Economy.

George Gould said, apropos Of an
adverse ruling Of the commerce
court:
IF this sort of thing keeps on, the
railroads will have to be as eco
nomical as Conductor Jay.
CAS- Jay went through the train TAX
ing and punching tickets. a traveller
said to him:
what becomes of the little pieces
you punch out, CONDUCTOR
ooh Jay replied, I save them up
and sell them for confetti
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
UsED raIT.


Booth-How is it that you 50
readily identified the odor of H2Sf
Terry used to be an actor
Jack o. Lantern.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
spolllnq Her Fun.

"But. my dear, have no objection
to your voting II you want to-"
That's just like youl You are so
complacent II isn't any pleasure for
me 10 be a suffrGgette."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
NOT A WARNING.

81 see Bill has fitted his car with
a new siren"
''Yes, good looking, too."-Har-
ward Lampoon.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15

Il saw a lot Of crows over a piece
of meat out in the field. and from the
uolse they made, Judged they were
swearing IN crow language"
THAT was tia caw-cuss."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
REASON HE DID.

do you believe in luck ?" asked
the self-made man of his neighbor.
eyes, sir. How else could l ac-
count for the success of my neigh
bors?v
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
ACCIDENT.

Judge - You are charged with
breaking a chair over this mans
head.
JUDGE didn't mean to break
the chair, your worship.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-07-15
ITS KIND.

''rhis fresh-egg business is
gaIable."
"Yes-regular shell game"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1913-05-23
!; Legal Notices ::
sUNuUNS BN PUBLICATION.

In the superior Court eff the state Of
Washington, in and for the County
of Oh Ian.
Emil Frank and Clara Frank, his wife.
Plaintiffs, vs.. The OkanoSan Invest
rnent Company, corporation, Chris
tina McCiee, personally, and Christina
Niece, as administrators of the es-
tate of John McGee, deceased, and all
the unknown heirs, if any. IF John
Melee, deceased and also all other
nersons or parties unknown, claim
ing any right, title, estate, lien. or
interest in the real estate described
in the complaint herein. to-wit, lot
three CD in block three co, of the
town # LeaVenworth. Chelan county,
Washington. according to the record
ed plat thereof, defendants. Sum
mons by publication
The state of Washington, to the above
named the Okanogan Investment
Company. a corporation, defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear
within sixty 600 days after the date OF
the first publication of this summons,
to-wit within sixty 600 days after the
18th day of April, 1913. and defend the
above entitled action in the above en-
titled court, and answer the complaint
Il the plaintiffs, and serve a copy OF
your answer upon the undersigned at
torneys for plaintiffs. at their offices be-
l,w stated, and in case Of your failure
so to do, judgment will be rendered
against you according to the demands
Of the complaint, which has been filed
with the clerk of said court
The objects and purposes Of said ac-
ton are I, obtain decree in the above
entitled court. removing all clouds from
and quieting title In plaintiffs in and to
lot three CD in block three go, of the
town Of LeaVenworth, Chelan county,
Washington. according to the recorded
plat thereof, ana to have it further de-
creed that the plaintiffs are the owners
in fee simple Of the said real property
and the whole thereof, and that the de-
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