New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-09-08
AS | WAS SAYING

Autumn for harvest, by George! we sowed pct
ures last spring. They were beauties-"Nude De-
scending the Stair" Street Entering Pantry "
Deaf Cow Listening TO Visual odor." And you
know, the Scripture. Whatsoever a seweth, that
shall he also rip"
Now autumn is here and with it perfect ripper
of a harvest Takes the form Of new feeling for
art a rev reverence for artists, new estimate Of
their sanity BY way Of sampling the ripened grain
consider what happened the other morning at Mar
blehead.
Looking out from the window Of her neat and tidy
summer cottage lady beheld band OF artists
captained by red bearded genius, feet tall. Hor-
rors! They were right her very piazza. They
had their brushes out. Already they were mixing
their coIors There was not moment to be lost.
Trembling for her cottage. she hurled herself at
their chieftain and put them to flight; thenso de-
termined was she--instltuted campaign to protect
not only cottages but the rocks, the seaweed. the
driftwood and even the clans.
Such is the harvest. and Secretary McAdoo has
been none too prompt in stufHng the banks with his
millions to move it, The further, the better, we
should say.
For II turns out that the painters thought the cot
tage unoccuped and apologized for trespassing but
object quite properly 10 being shooed off the rocks
1t will be a grim day for art II genius has TO wade
in rubber boots daub pictures Of oceans The surf
pounds in with great fury.
So we hear that the red-bearded 7-footer plans TO
return-turpentne. bluing and all-and sit on Mar
behead till the constable collars him and make q
test case Of IT. Bravo! We wish him luck.
Indeed we trust that. the affair comes before
Jury he will be pronounced not guilty because
sane. Maybe he will Kill architect now and then
most painters wouldn't there are points sure TO
prejudice a jury in his favor.
He has arrived at afluence by manufacturing pct-
IRE frames and what uryman fails to recognize that
the most beautiful part of any picture is the frame?
We have often cautioned Brother Jerome against
card playing. II is a deadly vice, and will ruin him
yet.
Really you can't imagine how he gives in to it.
When we used to knock about Poker Square Of an
evening he was simply uncomfortable. The minute
he heard the shutting OF cards he would toss his
hat and and dive in headong. generally through
the ceiling
Which was all very well in It's way. but glance
at the map should convince him that Canada is not
located in Little Old New York
We begin to doubt II It ever will be. for the
Canadians are sitting up nights nventing tricks
TO tease us. Everybody We like they jump on.
Everybody don't they clasp TO their painting
bosoms. See how snippy they are with our MIR.
Jerome how kind TO Harry boy
This is fun for the Canadians. but golly' they'll
pay for it. We hereby refuse to annex them.
We have the man. We spotted him instantly.
Read the description Of the stolen rings and Judge
II not right:
THE diamond is the more valuable OF the gems
and is said 10 have been OF the most costly in
Mrs Lewisohns collections. IL is square cut, not
quite as large as an ordinary sized postage stamp"
to make locomotive visible when IL
comes charging toward them at nifty miles an hour
through dense fog? Aren't they making life mis-
cradle for the New Ravens new president. till he IS
prepared to go any length to satisfy them? Need
We look further for the motive that prompted the
crime? officer, arrest that man!
We begin to understand grape juice. In Washing
ton the other thing IS too risky by far News
reaches that drunk fines" in the nations capt.
tai are being applied to the pension fund for police
men. and If this doesn't inspire patromen with
fervid zeal what can?
Playfuy, frivolously, have poked fun occa-
sionay at the respondent young creatures that en-
bellish the magazine covers. But 1t appears that
the is serious. Read Oliver Herford on "Grlo-
MANIA" in "Harpers Weekly" and you will apprs-
ciate.
vary as they may 'accordlnS 10 the season., so
is the family lack OF expression I'm the
faces Of these sirens is almost impossible 10
tel from another"
Consequently. people buy copy after copy of the
current issue of a magazine" But does Herford
blame them? Not he! With most amable charity
he goes ola to say that opening the magazine is not
a safe test, as he has been told by people who
actually read these magazines that the stories
printed therein, though signed by various names
are in reality written by the girl on the cover"
Which is an awful thing for Herfo-d TO say We
guess the cover siren will not soon forgive him
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