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ID LOST AND FOUND
II Female HELP WANTED

WANTED 6 A NO 1 WOMEN SOLICIT
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noon only
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EMPLOYMENT - ORIGINAL. LtOHT
respectable. FOR leisure hours. for
women ana students. mail stamp.
Moore ;a2 Pioneer. Seattle
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WE BUY AND ~Yif.
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" years tii Bale. Bidg.
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-12-10

FOR SUITS AND OVER
coats. sa.oo and up. Hiring this ad VITA
you and set 10 per cent discount isU
Pike ct -
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03

other obllging things I've oonu righ,
In this building II wanted 70 brag
J believe IN being helpful. ain't op
posed 20 Il In moderation. only / like
TO feel tolerable certain that the guy
] help Is going to appreciate what !
do for him and that he Is In position
70 show H.
Don't get the idea that I'm all the
time a-looklng for thanks. amt
Mike was telling me one time about
a friend OF his that started up a
poultry farm out near Lake Forest.
He was a grateful man, Mikes friend
was, and every time his hens laid an
egg he thanked them for II, After
while the hens quit laying and he
come 10 Mike and wanted 10 know
what was the best thing to do.
Try some chicken feed on EN-.
says Mike.
Nov | Amt no hen. Nels. but |
like some chicken feed now and
then" said the janitor. as he pulled
on his shoes. And you remember
what I've told you. What did you get
when you accommodated me just
now?
you got the boot, Nels, my friend
and that's what they all get. Now
you can shake down them CRATES"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
What Becomes of Old cIpthes2

Black cloth clothes purchased by
secondhand dealers, provided they are
too far gone to be revived" are sent
to France, Russia, and Poland to be
made into caps, which the working
people of these countries wear. The
CASTOR red coats of the Rtitish SOL
diers almost all go to Honsnd, for in
that damp country the people have a
notion that red cloth keeps off rheu-
matism; therefore, all careful Dutch
men of the laboring classes wear red
cloth waistcoats next their skin.
These are made by cutting OF the
sleeves of the British soldiers red
coats and altering the shape little.
The SNOWY uniforms of tina guards
and the fulldress liverfes of The lord
mayors footmen and the royal ser
wants come into the hands of the old
clothes dealers, and go chiefly to the
south coast of Africa, where they are
sold to the native chiefs.
Travellers are sometimes amused at
being received in full state by a
swarthy chief on his throne dressed
out in footman's livery or a Fifleman'F
uniform. Northern Weekly Gazette.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
PUT UNDER CONTRIBUTION
Cleveland Lawyers Left "Holdins the
Bag" After Tramp Made Good
His Departure.

A pathetic looking tramp hobbled
into a lawyers office in the downtown
district a few weeks ago, relates the
Cleveland Plain Dealer. When his
turn came to be interviewed be said
that he anted to sue a man for heavy
damages. He had been run down by a
motor car; his shoulder was dislocat-
ed, his clothes torn, his ankle sprained
severely. He had been knocked into
the gutter and the driver Of the car
had put on full speed without trying
to ascertain the condition Of the vic
tim The latter had taken the number
Of the car, however, and he said he
could produce witnesses. It was a good
case, and the lawyer agreed to take II.
Err can't pay you no money
now, sir" mumbled the client. in an
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
PAYS TO MASTER
THE YOUNG COLTS
Easier to Keep Youngsters From
Learning Bad Tricks Than to
Break Them of Them.

The earlier a colt is accustomed to
harness the better broken the animal
will be after it comes time for him to
do some light work. 1t is easier to
keep colts from learning bad tricks
than to break them of them. For this
reason have every strap and rope
used by the colt so strong that there
is no danger of break. Once colt
finds out that he can get away from
the halter or other part of the har-
ness, there will be trouble, perhaps
for all time
1t is not necessary to make idle
pets of young foals, but they should
be taught to lead at the halter, stand
tied in their stalls, as we'll as display
manners in the stable, wisely sug-
gests horse trainer, and he adds:
"A wild, tricky foal, unbroken when
young, makes a double task when
subjected to the break harness as a
three-year-old. Their first lessons are
never forgotten, and 1t pays to master
them when young,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR BAD stomach
Time i'll Pape's Dlapepsin e'ds
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good, but work badly, fermenta
into stubborn humps and Cause a sick.
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr.. or
Mrs Dyspeptio, jot this down: Papes
Diapepsln digests everything. leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything 80 safely quick, so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is dlsordered you
will get happy relief in FIVE minutes.
but what pleases you most is that Il
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach 80 you can eat your favorito foods
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
stomach-distress just vanishes-your
stomach gets sweet, no gases, no beloh-
ing, no quotations Of undigested food.
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made, by getting a large nifty
cent case OF Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in Ave minutes how
needless II is to suffer from indiges-
ton, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up a Mixture Of Sage Tea
and Sulphur to Bring Back Color
Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make 1t at home. which lie
mussy and troublesome. Nowadays,
by asking at any store for "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you
will get large bottle of this famous
old recipe for about so cents.
Don't stay gray! Try It! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as it does 1t so naturally
and evenly. You dampen a sponge or
soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the gray
hair disappears, and after another APP
plication or two, your hair becomes
beautifully dark, thick and glossy. Adv
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
The Basement
Philosopher

BY KENNETH HARRIS

ANNNfasAAH Afaff ~ ~ - N#aFsAAAf
"Nels. my friend" said the janitor
20 his Scandinavian assistant. with
more than his usual blandness. "Nels.
my friend, would you do me the favor
to bring me them there old shoes
that's a.standing behind the door?
Thank you kindly. I'm much obliged
TO you, Nels. You're an accommodate.
ing sort Of a guy. you are. and I've
been a-noticing t. And now since
you're here, maybe you'll pull on these
here boots OF mine for me. They're
hurting my feet considerable"
The janitor leaned back in his
chair and his assistant, backing up to
him, straddled the extended leg and
STOPPING. gripped the heel of a boot
that was we'll plastered with recent
mud. The janitor placed his other
foot against that part OF his assist
ants person that was nearest and
pushed firmly but gently.
Good work." commented the jan
itor, as the boot slid on Il never
seen that better done. Now for the
other one. II II amt troubling you too
much"
The operation was repeated, but
this time the janltor applied so much
force to his part OF 1t that the assist
ant was propelled violently forward on
his hands and knees, from which pos
tUre he arose with a red face, mutter-
ing words in a strange tongue.
Holy smoke" calculated the jan.
itor, with an appearance Of extreme
irritation. What was you a-trying to
do7 Throw somersauits? Say, didn't
you know that boot was a-going to
come off, or did you think you was
hitched up to a load of coal on an
upgrade? It's "A pity you didn't run
your thick head into the wall You've
got lots of sense, you have Skinned
your knuckles, have you? I'm glad Of
it. Maybe it'll learn you something
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
panlsr.Maohe Automobiles.

Papier mache seemingly is about to
enter upon a new field of usefulness,
An English chemist comes forward
with this suggestion: why not en-
ploy papier mache in the manufacture
of automobile bodies? The framework
of the body, for instance, might be
built up of netting and ligt steel braces
with the papier mache firmly pressed
into the interstlces of the netting. Such
a body would be lighter than a steel
body, less expensive to build than an
aluminium one and stronge enough.
incidentally, papier mache is capa.
BILE of being highly finished, and it is
quite probable that enamel would shoW
less tendency to chip or fake of II
than when metal is used"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03

The hog lot has much TO do about
determining the lot OF hogs.
Long legs In hog ought to bar him
a. q breeder. Porkers, not racers, are
what most OF us are after
Neat. aud lots of II. in now and then
q mess of boiled and mashed pota-
toes.
Little soft new corn at first It's
hot stun. May give the porkers the
stomach ache.
doubt II any man ever had to fight
hog cholera who kept his premises
eaean and fed right up to the mark.
Work Off some Of the shoats and
stop the cost of feeding.
Get just as near to the man who
eats your meat as you can when 1t
comes to selling time.
A few sweet apples now and then
are fine for an appetizer Not much
neat In them, but they help to keep
Ire system in good order. and so are
- value as an article of diet.
Hogs do not need much salt A lit
Ne goes a good ways. But be sure
they have that little.
Throw now and then a charred stick
a wood over In the yard for the hogs
10 work at. A good tonic. Keeps the
stomach in good order.
II you feed sour milk, stick to sour
@iik. not change back and forth from
sweet to sour.
Somehow 1t seems to most of us
Mat 1t is a big waste Of time to dc
much thinking about the food we give
= hog. Anything will go, That is one
reason why we never have anything
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03

to brag OF in the way OF hogs. To
win. we must do some thinking, some
planning and some putting into effect.
There will be better hogs a few
years hence than there are now. Be
fore that day comes. there viii have
to be better men.
Breed to the best male you can
find. II may cost a little more. You
will get 1t all back In the better pigs
you get.
Keep your hogs cool. but don't cool
them In a mudhole.
Turn of some of the shoats while
the price is booming. which is most
likely just now. Stop the cost OF
production as soon as you can. That's
the way to make money.
Better than a ring in the nose for
the hog that loves to root is a good
chance to root and have a good time.
Hogs are making money for you when
they are roofing good and lively.
Wheat feed, that is not too coarse,
is a fine feed for hogs this time OF
the year.
Hog cholera rarely strikes the pen
of the man who keeps his hogs clean.
The disease is a filth trouble.
II your hogs are shut up so they
have no chance to root, dig load OF
sods for them now and then and
throw them over into the yard. II
helps to keep the porkers busy, and
when they are busy they are looking
out for your interests all right
A poor fence is an invitation TO gel
out. You haven't time to look after
that sort Of thing. Make the fences
good on the start.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
DECIDEDLY POOR
FARM COMBINATION
Dogs Have More DemOraIizing
Effect on Sheep Industry
Than Cholera on Swine.

Sheep and dogs make a decidedly
poor combination on a farm. The
farmer is inclined to be friendly to-
ward the farm dog, for there is a big
place for him to fill, but, after all,
dog is a dog, and the whole family
must be held responsible for the mis-
chief done by a few. From one town
ship the report comes that the dogs
there killed $11S worth Of sheep dur
ing the past year, says writer in an
exchange. We doubt If all the dogs
IN that county are worth that much,
but there seems to be little that can
be done to relieve the situation.
Yet one thing is certain: So long
M the dogs are allowed to roam over
tho country in their murderous quest
tAere will be small chance for sheep
andugtry to grow. This seems to have
a. even more demorallzing effect on
sheep industry than hog cholera does
On the swine industry.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
"oooD WORK." coMMgNTxD THE

embarrassed manner. Il amt got a
cent, an If you don't want ter"
That's all right" said the lawyer.
Wen settle that when win your
case. BY the way, if you're broke you'll
need a. little to go on" Ard a green
back changed hands.
There wouldn't have been much of a
story in this If the motor car victim
hadn't gone to five other lawyers in
the same building before he consid-
cred that his case would BIZ sufficiently
we'll handled. He collected about $50
and then recovered from his bruises
and disappeared.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
COLONY COOP DESIRABLE FOR THE CHICKS
The door forms porch to exclude the hot sun.

second coat of paint. This coop will
last for several seasons, and it will be
wind and rain proof The front Is
open, but closes with a door, and the
inside is covered with 1-inch mesh
wire. The door forms a porch to ex-
clude the hot sun For small chick,
or chicks with an old hen, the coop
should set on a wooden platform to
keep out the rats. For small broilers,
place three light perches in the coop,
and place in the wheat stubble, or the
clover fleld-H. F. G.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03

This frock is the last word in style.
The loose blouse has a very low drop
shoulder and a chemisette. The low
er sleeve is soft puff A deep yoke
follows the outline of the hips with
the material gathered along its low
er edge, In front an unbroken panel
extends from the waist to the hem.
All novelty fabrics, crepe, silk and the
like are appropriate for dress in
this style.
The dress pattern (64O4) is cut in
sizes IA. 16 and IS years. Medium
size requires 3% yards of A inch ma
terial, with y yard of q inch con-
trasting goods for the yoke.
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
to Pattern Department" Of this paper,
Write name and address plainly, and be
sure to give size and number OF pattern.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
A psrpstuaI Radlsh Be-.

This plan of growing radishes gives
the fresh crisp vegetable in the kitch-
en- garden from May to September; Of
course they are not marketed, but
grown solely for our own table. Each
time a radish is pulled the soil is
smoothed over with a movement of
Ihe hand, and seed dropped in the
same place. BY keeping the soil mod
srately rich so as to insure a quick
growth, no difficulty is experienced in
obtaining crisp vegetables, even in
the hottest weather.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03

zone thing it ought to learn you Is
not to be so dern obliging," The jan
itor continued, after glarlng a moment
or two on the abashed assistant. You
amt in Souwegia now. You're in the
land of the free where one mans
just as good as another and blamed
sight better, as the fellow sa.-e. You
want to keep that in mind and see that
everybody else does. You go around
doing things for people that they can
do for themselves or hire done just
as well as not, and it won't be but
little while before you're a-working
over hours and giving out the i'm
preston that your time amt worth
nothing. When man once begins
to make a pack horse Of himself.
everybody for miles around will come
a-running with full sack to put on
him, and they'll give him the CAD If
he amt moving fast enough to suit
'em.
Yesterday seen you run out and
pick up a box a guy had dropped out
of his dray and carry it over half a
block to where he had pulled up and
was awaiting for you. guess that
box weighed forty or fifty pounds,
but you didn't care. If it had been a
safe, it would have been all the same.
You was a-goin' to be accommodating
II you bust them new suspenders of
yours. Wouldn't have done to have
hollered at him and let him drive back
for it and load it in himself, would
1t? You amt mean enough to do a
trick like that, are you? What did
you get for that there kind act? You
needn't lie, because heard the cuss-
ing he gave you for hosting the box
onto his corn.
And it wasn't ten minutes after
that that you dropped your broom
onto the sidewalk and jumped to
open the door for the old woman in
as just because she had few par
cells in her arms. She couldn't have
laid them parcels down and opened
the door herself, could she? Certain
ly not. She'd have probably waited
there all afternoon. And what did
she do when you had opened the
door? Asked you if you wouldn't ring
her bell for her, and you done it, just
the same as you bumped your back
helping them huskies up three flights
this morning with the plano. They
give you an invite to go around the
corner with them and wet up, didn't
they7 Not much, they didn't, They
was afraid of hurting your feelings
and they didn't know but what you
might be on the water wagon any
way. What they done was to blame
the plaster they knocked of the wal
onto you when l spoke to them about
1t, and then drive over to Mikes BY
themselves.
'TIl tell you, Nels," said the JAM
tor. ''You want to understand thai
I'm an obliging man, myself Why, Il
was only last fall one OF the tenants
comes to me and slips me a five-spot
and says he'd like to have me looI
after his bull pup for a couple o
weeks while he was off on his vaca
ton. didn't hang bacE. told hin
that Z was willing to accommodate
him. and done so. THAI was som'
pup, too, want to tell you. Inside
Of the two weeks that fellow wal
gone, / matched him up against fou
different dogs that was CONSIDERS
pippins. and what did to the gink
that backed EN- was a sin and
shame. I could tell you Of lots o
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03

This coat gives us a double beasted
garment cut on the plainest OF lines
The neck has a small collar and notch
ed reyers. and there are the regulation
pockets. The sleeve is plain. Melton.
Kersey, coat serge and imported cloak
materials are suitable for this coat.
with velvet for the collar.
This coat pattern (6395) is cut in
sizes 2. 4. 6. 8. 10 and ~ years. Me
dunn size requires ~ yards OF 81
inch material, with q yard OF "a inch
velvet for the collar.
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
20 Pattern Department" OF this paper.
Write name and address plainly, and be
sure to give size and number OF pattern.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03

A colony coop will save many young
chicks, and it may be built of pack
ing boxes or any sound light lumber.
The coop should be from 80 to SO
inches wide, and about or feet long.
The front should feet to the roof,
and the rear about feet. The roof
and walls are covered with canvass,
which is first tackled in place with
hight tacks, then shrunk by wetting
well with water, and when nearly dry,
bat still damp, it is painted with any
good oil paint, When dry, give it a
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
Honest Dealer.

Does that parrot use bad Ian
guage?"
Well. mum, that ere bird amt no
purist, cause he amt had no college
eddication, an bein' as how he we're
taught to talk by a sailor, his Eng
lish amt none tod good, but I've
never heard him swear"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
Should MOT Have Eaten Ple.

Emerson's period of literary produc-
ton might have been considerably
longer had he followed the light break
fast regime advocated by the Lancet
In one Of Mr. H. ]. Warmers letters to
his wife he writes: I'VE are all hui
man and we all need cheering cups
but not pie at breakfast! It was
pie at breakfast that broke down
Emerson prematurely; no human be-
ing, however well, can live long and
keep his mind unclouded on pie at
breakfast. Emerson lost his mind-or
memory-at a much earlier period
than he would have been likely to
lose It owing to the vicious habit Of
pie at breakfast"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-12-03
TAXING a Deficit.

When the king Of England visited
Preston the mayor was granted a spe-
cial allowance Of $1,000 for extra ex-
penses. The income tax officials pre-
sented a demand note for tax on this
sum, which was promptly returned, en-
dorsed: This amount and much more
was spent in preparations for the
kings visit"