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The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
FRIENDS HELP.
St, Paul Park Incident,

after drinking coffee for breakfast
l always felt languid and dull, having
no ambition to get to my morning
duties. Then in about an hour or SO
a weak, nervous arrangement of the
heart and stomach would come over
me with such force would frequently
have to lie down"
Tea is just as harmful, because it
contains caffeine, the same drug found
in coffee.
"At other times had severe head.
aches; stomach finally became affect
ed and digestion so impaired that
had serious chronic dyspepsia and
constipation. A lady, for many years
State President of the w. G. T. u,
told me she had been greatly ben
Gifted by quitting coffee and using
Postum; she was troubled for years
with asthma She said it was no
cross to quit coffee when she found
she could have as delicious ar
article as Postum.
Another lady who had been trou-
bled with chronic dyspepsia for years,
found immediate relief on ceasing cof-
fee and using Postum. Still another
friend told me that Postum was a
Godsend, her heart trouble having
been relieved after leaving off coffee
and taking on Postum.
$50 many such cases came to my
notice that concluded coffee was the
cause of my trouble and quit and
took up Postum. am more than
pleased to say that my days Of trou-
BILE have disappeared. I am we'll and
happy"
Look in plsgs. for the famous little
book, "The Road to Wellville."
Ever read the above lcttcre new
one appears frnm time to time. They
are sSeauine, true, and full or human
tAAteNGai.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
BLACkFEET BACK TO MONTANA.
Dawn Mist, However, Will Remain
Several Years at Carlisle.

st. Paul-Ten Blackfeet Indians
passed through st. Paul East week,
Ell route to their homes in Glacier
National Park in Montana. The In
dams participated in the National
Travel show in New York city the lat
ter week OF March. Dawn Mist. re-
puted to be the most beautiful Indian
girl, did not accompany the party, as
she decided to enter the Carlisle In
dian school,.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
Traffic Tied Up.

Troy. -- Overland Great Northern
traffic WAS resumed here about noon
Wednesday, one of the biggest rock
slides in recent years having been
cleared away. The side OF a cliff fell
upon the tracks, covering the rails to
a depth OF about twenty feet for dis
lance of $50 feet. The Oriental Limit
ed was warned just as it was pulling
out of Troy, George Waters, a ranch
man, giving the alarm by telephone.
Traffic was tied up temporarily.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
Montana Engineers Elect.

Butte.-The Montana Society of En-
gineers elected the following set OF
officers for the coming term Presi-
dent, j. II. Kleplinger, of Great Falls,
vice president, Reno Fl. Sales, of
Martin II. Gerry, of Helena; secre-
tary, Clinton H. Moore, of Butte !;
treasurer, Samuel Parker, Of Butte !;
trustee for tree years, Henry Coch-
rane, Of Butte.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
Good Polish.

To make a polish for patent leather
make a mixture of one part of linseed
oil and two of cream. Mix it thor
oughly and apply with a flannel, af-
ter removing every particle of dust
from the shoes. Then rub the leath-
er with soft cloth.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
Getting Right.

Il understand you have just bought
an automobile"
Yes. saw seven of them chasing
one pedestrian the other day, and
decided that l was on the wrong end
of the sport"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
Printing Plant Sold.

Libby.-.Iames X. Lang of kalispell,
deputy state humane officer. and Mrs
Jewel A. Kennedy OF Libby, have pur-
chased the Western News printing
plant of this place from l.. A. South
wick.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
True to Her Trade.

Flimmer--When Shimmerpate tried
to speak to Miss Trimley just now
she passed him with eyes a-slant
Flamson-Naturally being a dress
maker, she cut him on the bias
Judge.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
Montana Farmers Organize.

Kalispell-An organization of farm
ers for the purpose of cooperating
with the Chamber of Commerce along
the lines of agricultural development
has been formed here. p n. Bernard
was chosen secretary of the new or
ganization, and J. Il. White, president.
A mass meeting of farmers was called
for April 10.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
CATARRH
OF the
Could Hardly Eat. Gradually
Grew Worse, Relieved
by Peruna

Mr.. A. M.
1kerd, Box 81,
w e $ t B u r.
lington, Iowa,
writes:
Il had Ca
tarrh of the
stomach and
8 m all intes-
t | n o 8 for q
n u m b g r of
years. l went
to a number
Of doctors and
got no relief,
and fin a | ly
o n Q OF m y
doctors s Q n t
me to G b l.
c a g 0, and /
met the same
1aLe. Il II q J
s a / d t b 9 y
could do moth.
ling for me;
s a i d I b a d
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
To Fit the Crime,

Judge-lt seems to me that | have
seen you before.
Prisoner--You have, your honor; I
taught your daughter singing lessons
Judge-Thirty years.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
Wanted an All-Day Whistler.

Somebody advertised for man who
can whistle all day for good pay.
Perhaps the grouchy man in the suite
across the hall doesn't like whistling.
BY the way, what are the union rates
for whistling ?-Cleveland Plain Deal
er.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
Hard Enough Single.

THAT s'oung man has about the
hardest job in the world"
What is he doing?'
Trying to lead double life Oh $2(
week."
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24
Tempering the Slow.

Assistant Editor--Well have to send
that young lady's manuscript back,
Her story is too pathetic for our
pages.
Editor-Sprinkle few drops Of
water over it, she'll think they are
tear drops.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-04-24

0ATENTe Watson =. Coleman. Wash
! - 611 ] ~ est references. Best resultA
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
SITUATIONS WANrEo-MALE.
SPECIAL RATES for situa-
ticn Wanted ads: lines ! time.

~
SITUATION Wanted. Business man, IS
wears old. American, speaks I Ian
gauges. general merchandise, expert
euce . years Good hookkeeper. audi
tor. Systematizer. buyer, now with large
So. Ga mercantile concern. For personal
reasons wants change at once Clean
record. First class references and ere
deuyals II Won Houtain, Ludowici Ga
NOJ Nc colored man wants a position
Is butler w l., Box :. care Geor-
gian.
WANTED Position by Young man Il
years old. StenoErapher OF general
office help. hest references. Address
c. b l.. Box SAL care American
WANTED-Ry Young man, position as
clerk in some small town. Can assist
with BOOK work posl9nlce work, etc
am familiar with all branches Of mer-
camille business Best of references
Write J. a harms Sopchoppy. Fla.
MULTIPLICATION as clerk In grocery
or hardware store. age % Address
). J. Rogers. Powder Springs. Ca
WANTED-Wor of any kind by
schoolboy, in the morning and all day
Saturday; best of references W Il
Saunders, p Milton street
WANTED Situation by strong, able
bodies young man; would like to get
in with some reliable concern where
there is a chance OF promotion. Can
give references If required Address c.
w, Box 8, care Georgian.
WANTED-Agency for some good FIRE
Insurance company that will take a
few cotton gin risks. together with quite
a lot Of other good risks. This is an
old established agency and located in
best county in Georgia Apply to-day
H. Room l2S Britain Hotel city k<ter
to-day, Box 81. Gainesville, Ga.
WANTED Experienced mail order cor
respondent wants situation Capable
physician or drug clerk. first class rail
Afft sall Hhr.fg
tian gentleman married. Satisfactory
business ana character references
smaller town If opening is good Full
particulars In reply. please. Address
Doctor \. care Georgian
W NNTlp-P Position by Young colored
man. between school hours and sat
ursaNS Wiling to Work Good refer
euoe- gwen Address Joseph Burderls
MurtEuuse College
II YOU WANT frst.class houseclesn-
ing call Ivy S0S2
CONTINUED IN NEXT COLUMN.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
SITUATIONS WANTED-FEMALE


ton Wanted ads: 3 lines / lime.
Zoe 3 times, zoe. times. 4Oc.
WANTED Position nv a refined Chris
ttau lady sick nurse. can give best Of
references. Address Mrs. N. = G., Box
~ care Georgian. or phone Ivy 4114-L.
WANTED-Ky colored ghl. position at
once as nurse with people that VIII
furnish room on lot Address Colored
Girl or Nurse. ll6 Violet avenue.
YOUNG LADY. experienced in office
work. desires position as Stenographer,
Salary no object. Must have work at
STENOGRAPHER wants position; some
experience. viii do copy work Ad-
dress Steno., %Gl Formwalt street. At
lauta.
LADY wants to learn fling ana gen
eIal office work. Wiling to work.
SALARY no object. Cali Main 5235-J.
WANTED Position by stenogra pher;
small salary to begin, Ivy 6l10-L
WANTED-Ch Children cared for BY ex-
perienced woman with best of refer
enccs. Phone Ivy 2lS7-L.
WANTED Position In Respectable home
by white lady, age 20. Address Is.
Box ~, care Georgian
LADY STENOGRAPHER, eight years
experience, wants position at once.
Phone Main 1345-J
WANTED BY q refined lady. position
sist IN housekeeping. Address Compsn-
ion, Box IA East Point Ga.
WANTED Position by Young lady
steuogranher' moderate salary. ref
erences. Main 55+9-l..
WANTED Y Young lazy. some training
and several years experience sick
nursing, Congenial disposition. refined
and accustomed TO good society, must
have work at once. Address y. Nj.
Box 4l4, care Georgian.
YOUNG LADY stenoErapher can accent
position Immediately, three years ex-
pe-ience. Ivy $685.
YOUNG lady, expert manicurist. also
some experience in other branches of
beauty parlor work, wants position al
once. Man5curist, Box AS. care Geor-
gian-
INTELLIGENT. experienced, middle
aged lady wants position as matron in
college or intirmary. Address Mrs. l.,
1S1 Myrtle street.
WANTED Position by young lady as
assistant bookkeeper or general office
work: seven years experience, can give
best OF references. Address d. Box IA
care Georgian.
LADY of refinement and experience de-
sires position as nurse and governess
FOR child or children. one who under
stands and loves her work. Have
recommends ions and can give good ref
ereuces, Address b. Box 81, care Geor-
gian.
WANTED-By settled German woman
a position as nurse for an infant Ap-
ply 10 ia East Georgia avenue.
WANTED Sewing by the day by re
liable Colored girl. can give the best
NJ references Address Seamstress. %
Fitzgerald 81
REFINED. intelligent middle ged lady
wishes position IN dentists or payS'-
cams 0fflt" Am a frst-u.sSS sleuOg-
rapner Address Lady Attendant care
Gt0rE an
ARE Y0u LOOKING for good posi-
zion" A little Want Ad" VIII find il
for : 49,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
AGENTS AND Statesmen
WANTED


WANTED Punch board salesmen. side
or exclusive also other deals; big
commission; paid weekly, samples un
necessary Write quick for choice ter
ritory. National Importing Co, 81
Louis Mo.
WANTED-Agents our household nov
city sells on sight from &c to 81 %,
1900. profit to you. 4 postal brings
particulars concerning the most liberal
offer ever made to agents Sample
postpaid. zoe. The Pole Distributing
Co. 9s Park place, New York.
a SPLENDID opportunity is offered
agent to visit old and new customers
with established brand Of guaranteed
tected territory. Credit Parker Mills,
1875 Chestnut street Philadelphia, Pa
WANTED-Sa Salesman to work retail gro
GERS trade in city. Commission. APP
PLY 90 Auburn avenue SATURDAY.
COMPETENT agents wanted 20 sell the
Sasn- Nasseur machines. Good prof
its To good statesmen. ssh Whitehall,
AGENTS wanted 10 sell a new book,
Wonders IT Provdences.' a great
record Of Gods faithfulncss IN dealing
y i'm the people Of an classes; 800 pages
price. 81. "a. We pay agents 30 per cent
commission. Hopkins Book Concern,
atlanta. Ga,
PORTRAIT AGENTS Send your work
direct to artist and get better. work
We get order out on time t'rlceS 10
suit your trade. stevens Bros, SO Wey-
man avenue, Atlanta.
SPECIALITY SALESMEN-How does
$500 per month sound 20 you2 II you
have made good selling pianos, scales,
tNpewrters, books. adding machines, in
sUrauce. stocks and bonds. automobiles
or other lines where creative salesman
ship Is essential then You can get .
permanent contract with leading real
estate firm operating only In high class
"a "a
you $500 per month and more All re-
plies confidential Address Future, Box
los, care Georgian
WANTED-AEents everywhere to han
die fast selling necessities, make So to
SIS daily. Write for catalogue and
agents prices. Samples free Hatcher
Mfg Co, Dent 3. Atlanta, Ga.
WE HAVE openings for ten lot sales
men TO sell improved lots in Druid
Hills and PeaChtree section. on easy
terms. A hustler can earn from $3.50
per month upward Address Lot Sales
man Box IL, care Georgian.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
PUBLIC sTENoGRAPHERs.
PUBLIC STE\OGRAPHER

ATTENTION. TRAVELLING MEN! Spe-
cialtS dictation to typewriter. Phone
Main $780, AL Niscr BgildiuG
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-Silver mesh bag; small; on Pine
street car. Reward Ivy ISL
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

crochet bag on Peachtree
car or on North avenue, between
Peachtree and Piedmont. contained
A bout $40. Reward II returned 10 l07 +
North Ave.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Two rooms. with connect
ing hath, and board Tor Two couples;
ore next 10 bath. one downstairs room
$50 ana SIS, private home Phone IVY
FOR RENT-Lsrge. sunny room, excel
lent table 3Z2 Vest PesChtree. Phone
Ivy SAL
FINE nicely furnished, large, bright
room for gentleman only, close IN.
Miss Mary E. Richmond, 10 Washing
ton ST; meals convenient.
TWO nice young men 10 room at Is
Cooper street. private entrance
FOR RENT-One iarge front room,
beautifully furnished. in steam heated
apartment with young couple, in walk
ing distance. call al u Grant place,
third floor, gentlemen only.
FOR RENT-One or two rooms, private
home. near Peachtree: steam heat,
b. ill., phone, southern exposure. no dust,
noise; meals near. Ivy 0S41 or Ivy DTS.
FOR RENT-One large, nicely fur
nished front room; steam heat; pri-
vate family; North Side, nurse pre-
ferred Call Ivy 35IO-J
FOR PENT-A very desirable cIose-in
room, layaJoTy with not and cold
water, Steam heat and gas log; very
large. every convenience: one or TWO
young men. Phone Ivy 2$l@.
FOR RENT-One large front room:
nicely furnished. all conNenlences,
private family. Phone Ivy 6f91 Il VIII
lams 81
FOR RENT-One furnished room in
modern apartment. private family,
second floor. North Side. close in; gen
tlemen only. Ivy s02S-J.
YOUNG MAN wants roommate in pri-
waite steam heated apartment, two
blocks from Gambler Building. Very
large room; separate beds: tile bath.
No other roomers. Reasonable. Ivy 64s6.
FOR RENT-45s south Pryor: three
nicely furnished rooms. Gentlemen
preferred.
CHOICE sunny room. connecting bath,
steam neat, modern and well kept.
Main z7sO
FOR RENT-Excellent rooms on Bouie-
ward. near Forrest, November l.
Phone Ivy 42S3-J
connecting rooms. also single room
2l0 Spring street. Ivy 3205-J
FOR RENT-Large. nicely furnished
front room. steam heat, North Side.
private family nurse preferred. Phone
Ivy 5510-J.
NICELY furnished front room; steam
heat, electric lights. hot and cold
water. 3S0is PeaChtree. Apartment 3.
Ivy 2s32-J.
FOR RENT-Furnished housekeeping
rooms, private bath, first floor. Ref
erences. $50 Woodward. Main $3.50.
FOR RENT-Large and nicely furnished
front room opening on porch, in pri-
waite family OF three adults. Call at 3l5-A
CORTLAND street,
HANDSOMELY furnished 'front.' room,
near Georgian Terrace; private bath.
Address Reasonable. care Georgian.
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished rooms.
Private home. 10 East Harris street.
Ivy 6349-J
WITH private family, one block from
Piedmont Park, one or two furnished
rooms to men; references to be ex
changed; breakfast furnished desired.
Phone Ivy 1882.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
OFFICES FoR RENT.
DISK sPAcE FOR RENT.

F0R RENTf~6esE space With use 81
desk, phone and stenographer, in
most central office building. Apply 9Os
Empire Life Building.
DESK ROOM for rent. with use OF tei2
ephone. 42l Kiser Building.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

FOR RENT-Two rooms. with connect
ing hath, ard board Tor TWO couples
one next 10 bath. one downstairs room;
$50 ana SIS, private home Phone IVY
se2G-T
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
METHODIST.

ST MARK-Corner Peachtree and Fifth
streets A. NJ. Hughlett. AN. Ii. n.
pastor Preaching at II a n. and $50
=. IN Sunday school at as a. m.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

FOR RENT-Lsrge, sunny room, excel
lent table. 3Z2 West Peschtree. Phone
Ivy a9a-T,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
TAXICA6s

All trains run daily. Central time
City Ticket Office No. Peschtree st.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

THE BOARDING AND BOOMING
House Bureau Of Information, No. 4
y Pryor 81 Free Information cheer
fully given public.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
THE PICKWlCK.

NEW TEN STORY AND F1RERROOF.
Steam-heated rooms. with connecting
baths; convenient shower baths on each
floor.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
STORES FOR RENT.
CApNCFc EOS pENT

GARAGE in rear or residence on North
Side, just beyond Georgian Terrace,
for rent. Address Postoffice Box 2s
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

LOST-On Wednesday afternoon, be-
tween Alcazar and Terminal Station "a
pearl and sapphire pendant Finder
please advise through p. o. Box 476 and
receive reward.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

or stolen. male red
dachshund. white front paw, white
breast answers TO name of Bullet"
Reward. Mrs. Evans. So Walker street
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
JNFURNIsHEo ROOMS WANTED.
FURNISHED HOUSES WANTED

WANTED-Furnished house for winter.
-Four bedrooms required. Must have
modern conVeniences and price must be
reasonable. North Side preferred. Phone
West 1903
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
FUNERAL NOTICE.
CHURCH NOTICES.
CHRISTIAN 77' SCIENCE.

FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST. Scientist
Cable Hail, North Broad street. Serv-
ices Sunday IL a. m. Sunday school,
80 a m. Wednesday evening testi-
monial meeting az S o'clock Reading
rooms al 6l3 the Grand, open daily eX-
cept Sundays and legal holidays. from
8 a m. TO p. m. free TO the public.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20
PICTURE PLAYS,
rEACHERs MANTEp.

WANTED Teachers for positions now
vacant. elections soon Write now for
application blank Free registration.
Halls Agency. Dept g, Macon Ga,
SCHOOLS needing teachers ana teach
ers desiring schools should write us
To schools we make no charge for our
services. to teachers a very moderate
charge Address Department R-4. Clan
ton 4 Webb, Managers. Rhodes Build
ing. Atlanta, Ca
TEACHERS VA \ Z + - - Especially
principals and assistants Fosters
Teachers Agency. SIC Third National
Bank Bldg. Atlanta. Ga.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

LOST-Nery small black rat terrier.
sJrayed or stolen from 49, Whitehall.
IS reward II returned 70 owner An
sWe~s so name n Rex"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-20

INTELLIGENT, eXperienced mtddle-
aged lady wants position as matron in
college or intirmary. Address Mrs. l..
l9l MYRTLE street.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-10-02
No.. i3
MONEY THAT WILL TALK.
Speaking Banknotes as a Protection
Against Counterfeits.

The question of protection against
counterfeit banknOtes is one which is
being discussed in England just at
present. \ member of the Royal So
ciety recently showed the results of a
discovery which he made, and by this
means lie Is able to initiate copper or
steel engraved banknOtes so perfectly
that the president of large bank was
unable to pick the single genuine bank
note out of lot of ten. which includ-
ed nine of the kind reproduced by the
author This was intended to show
the error of the prevailing opinion that
banknOteS cannot be imitated
At the same time that this some
what diScOnCerting news comes out
new remedy against counterfeit notes
is proposed. this being the speaking"
banknote. and should system of the
kind be adopted the note will not only
concern the eye, but will assert its
gcnuineneSS in Il loud and Ineligible
voice should it be placed in a phOno-
graph.
phrase. which is inscribed on the edge
Just as on Il rhonOgraph cylinder,
using a specially prepared paper for
this purpose. Any kind of phrase can
naturally be used, and its purpOrt is
of little Importance, as it is designed
simply to have Il check upon the quail
ty of the banknote by the use of the
voice
All that is needed is, to put the note
} to properly designed phonograph
when it will speak for itself, according
80 the present idea. while a counter
felt remains silent The method is
certainly an original one. but it would
not seem very hard matter to coun-
terfeit the phonograph record as we'll
as the note itSelf.-Scientific American.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-10-02
HIGHER EDUCATION.

She's an algebraic wonder; all her leisure
time she spends
Solving problems in equations thaI are at
her fingers ends.
In the higher mathematics she has gained
a college fame
Where her geometric genius added luster
to her name.
She is up on trigonometry, and hgures arc
her forte
For she eve:, knows the age of Ann, ac-
cording to report.
But when playing off rubber it's pipe
she'll never miss
GurgIing sweetly to her partner some in
spired phrase like this:
"Yes, indeed! just dote on bridge. It's
such a lovely, scientific game! Let's see
what's trumps?"
She has read the leading authors, and her
dicton is most choice.
She can rattle reams from Browning in
cultivated voice,
| Never platitude she utters she's original
and bright,
| And she scorns to use expressions that
are commonplace or trite.
But it's safe to bet some evening she'll be
gazing at the moon
| With chaps that humming marches tha'
are popular in June
| And he'll ask single question as sne
slips her hand in his,
| And she'll whisper in his waistcoat some
unique reply like this:
| ''Oh, John, this is SO sudden"
She is versed in many languages, from
| Dutch to Corsican.
She can quote a dozen poets in the tongue
| of quaint Japan.
| She exces in French and Spanish, and II
even has been said
| She knows all the rules of grammar in
language that is dead.
But the day is some time coming when
she'll prattle quite offhand
In a tongue so weird and complex that no
man can understand.
She'll be talking to bundle 'twixt rap
ture squeeze and kiss,
| And her line of conversation will most
likely run like this:
, "Dodbessums -bitsy heartums! Did
um naughty tolic hurtum's itty tummyi
\ Zere, zere don't 90 cwy, muvVer's itty'
bitsy pWecious heartums!'
Ella Bentley Arthur in Judge.