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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06
Such a Funny Place.

Wonder if ye editor will think this
is funny.
Nerves face had a worried look
when he came home to luncn the other
day. and, always thoughtful of his
welfare, Mrs. Y. asked him what the
trouble was.
"Oh, nothing much" he answered.
only I've an awful toothache i'm one
of my teeth"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06
TOO MAD TO HELP SELF.

DIR. A. G. Roche of Wolverine, who
recently assumed his duties as MEM
Der of the state board Of pardons,
came in contact with Michigan's
strang criminal" while attending
his first state board meeting at lonia
reformatory few weeks ago. This
man. who was sentenced from a
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

southern Michigan county for a grave
uifense, was proven innocent, just a
few days before the doctor met him.
the real criminal having confessed.
Hhc injured man was advised To petit
tion tor a pardon, but his dignity had
been so ruffled that he positively de-
clined To take any steps to free him
self. lie said the judge and officers
who sent him To Jail an innocent man
must take him away. only after much
coaXing was he prevailed upon to COM
ply with the regular formality and
was assured speedy justice.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06
FALSE ALARM.

The Red Jacket fire fighters returned
from Laurium about five o'clock yes
terday morning after two hours OF
strenuous work at the fire at Laurium' 8
"Flatiron" building. Chief Trudell
promptly turned in to get the bene-
tit of an hours repose, and just as he
became entangled in the meshes of
Morpheus, his phone rang. An assis-
tant calmly asked Chief to hurry to
the Central hotel to help eXtinguish a
blaze and without turning i'm an alarm
The chief responded. jumped into a
uniform and arrived
GREATNESS at the hotel five minutes
later, only To observe nineteen MEM
bers of the department seated at a
dining table, joyfully breakfastng. The
chief helped to put out" the fire.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06
HIN LUNNON.

Soc 'Ow the blOomin suitragcttc
Improves each shinin mint
she finds a nice plate glass window
I'm caves a brick within it.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

The average annual expenditure for
stamps is $3.50 per capita. Somebody
must be writing our share of the let
ters.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

How about n sane inauguration four
many casualties i'm Washington March
1 as occur i'm the average big American
town on July 4.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

AS he travels on his way, Mr.. Will
son promises to rigidly observe the
rule of the road and stick to the
right"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

There may be "A money trust. but
the people will continue to trust
money.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06
THE TYPO TRYST.

She held her sweet mouth up To him
And then remarked, to wit:
You may print kiss on my lips, dear
Jim,
But Won must not publish it,"
Boston Transcript.
But in another moment Jim,
Unless We miss our guess,
Had gathered her form up close To him
And rushed right off To press
Youngstown Telegram.
a "spccial-eXtra' did he crave
This is no witticism-
FoI her neat makeup" did he "pi''--
'ris lurid journalism.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

Now that Taft is an EEK" Teddy.
monopoly of the title is dissolved.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

The March lamb evidently has sue
cumbel to the high cost of living.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

A trusty was plotting Calumet
visitor about the asylum At Newberry
the other day and i'm the course of the
rounds, the office was Inspected.
oIs chat clock right" asked the Wis
itor, CHANGING up at the time piece.
Il should say not, responded the
partly cured pilot. ''If II were, do
Won suppose il would be here?"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

Someone has said Mr.. TAFT will al
ways occupy a warm spot in the
hearts Of his countrymen-meaning all
hearts, of course, because William
Howard constitutes pretty big spot
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

Funny. isn't it, when you come to
think about it, Here this old funny
colyum gives Dan Cusick Il writeup a
few days ago for making goo goo eyes
at young lady and the next day Dan
shaves off his mustache.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-03-06

THE DAYLIGHT PICTURES AND
GOLD FIBRE SCREEN ARE THE
TALK OF THE TOWN.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-11-07
SLATON IS STILL
ATTENDING FAIRS

Atlanta, Nov. 6.-Governor Slaton ia
continuing to eyince the keenest per-
sonal interest in the agricultural fairs
throughout Georgia. He is attending
all those he can in person, believing
that no branch of industry In Georgia
is more important to the development
and progress of the state than the
increasing of her agricultural know
edge and facilities.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-11-07
Anthony Chapel
Especial to Times-Recorder.)

Anthony Chapel Nov. 5.Among those
attending the singing at Pleasant
Grove Sunday were, Mr.. and Mrs. a.
NJ. Daniels and family, Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank McAllister and family and Mr.
and Mrs Mathis and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Allen spent Sunday
pleasantly with Mr.. and Mrs. Sam
Rodgers at Sumter.
Mr.. Charles Flowers is visiting his
parents in North Carolina.
Mr.. Howell Parsons has gone to
Hartsfield to attend school.
A very delightful Hallowe en- party
was given by MISS Gladys Simpson.
The color scheme of red and yellow
was effectively carried cut in the
parlor and dining room. Black cats,
half moons and stars were used also
in the decorations. Miss Emma Par
sons told the fortunes in witch's
den. Richard Peel told the ghost
story in a very thrilling manner
Mrs. Parsons entertained the En-
broidery Club Tuesday afternoon. The
music was feature that was enjoyed
very much. Sandwiches and tea and
gelatine and cake were seryed. The
Club meets next week with Mrs. oma
Bass
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-11-07

Miss Isabel Richards, one Of the i'm
portant characters in 1.-The Love
Leash which recently opened for the
theatrical season, is the wife of an
aviator whom she will not permit
to fly.
Choose between me and your aero
plane" said she to her husband,
Charles Turpin.
Now Turpin was one of the original
five aviators of the Wright school.
Three others have been seriously hurt;
enc or two of them are dead She was
with Turpin in Los Angeles when he
| fell and sustained very painful iii
juries. She nursed him through.
1--WE shall quit this business" said
She "You must find something else
to do"
The husband went into the automo-
bile business and she went back Oh
the stage
How could l act properly" said
she, eff l had it on my mind all the
time that my husband might be killed
any time he went into the air? Yes,
/ have flown, and the dangers l saw
then convinced me that flying was no
business for a married man"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-11-07

Atlanta Ca, Nov. 6.-It looks as if
Georgia has gone menu-mad judging
from the offices of the Georgia Cham
Der of Commerce in the Hurt building.
A few days ago President Haden and
acting Secretary Manager Mckinney
permitted the announcement to be
made throughout the state that a prize
of ten dollars would be given the Geor-
gian who sent in the best list of Geor-
gia products to 1901 Hurt building,
the official headquarters of the organi-
zation during the campaign, and an
other prize of ten dollars for the best
menu of Georgia products that could
be served at the Georgia Products
Day" dinners on November 18th. The
first prize has not many contenders,
for it, up to date. Georgians: seem not
to know just how great variety is -
tc be found in Georgia products, solid,
produced, or manufactured, but when
IL came to menus that is another thins
altogether.
The Atlanta hotel men saw the adj
vantage and advertisement TO be had
right away and got busy, announcing
their menus and stating this or that
hotel would serve only Georgia prod
ucts November 18th. Then the house
wives got busy and the offices have
been flooded for several days with
menus from the women of Georgia, al
though one or two men have entered the
culinary lists and shown more than q
chatting dish knowledge of the CRUISING,
too.
Mayor-elect Bridges Smith, of Macon,
mas puDllSned one oftne cleVereS.
menus yet seen, though there is no
doubt that if any Georgian attempts t.
even sample each of the viands and
potables on his list, the doctor in some
Georgia city will have man-size job
on hand before daybreak, November 10.
Others have tried their hand until
an attempt to publish them all would
fill whole magazine section of Sun
day newspaper The winner will have
great satisfaction in knowing that he
or she deserves the prize, which will
be awarded as soon as the judges, well
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-11-07

Emmeline's advocacy of plain dog
whips leads us to fear that she hasd't
quite recovered from the last hunger
strike.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-11-07

Japanese have seen forced to aban-
don an island because Of an onslaught
Of rats. why not cede It to Chinag
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-11-07
To Prevent Blood Poisoning

apply at once the wonderful old reliable DR.
ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL, a sur
gical dressing that relieves pain and heals at
the same time. Not liniment. Csc. Soc. 81 on
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1913-11-07
ALL GEORGIA HAS
GONE MENU MAD

known hotel men, have had time to go
through the lot All menus must tie
in hand by next Tuesday, November
11th
An idea of the wide variety Offered
in making a menu of Georgia products
may be obtained from the following
specimens taken at random from those
in the Office of the Georgia Chamber
of Commerce:
From Savannah.
Chatham County Oyster Cocktail or
Grape Fruit.
(now successfully raised at McKi1-
ney's farm, Ousley Station. Ca
Turtle Soup. Tomato Boulliop
Terapin Stew.
Sweet Peach Pickles Celery
Mixed Pickles.
Baked Trout.
(Georgia) Corn Pone Dressing.
(Salted Psanuts.)
Roast Turkey
(Georgia) Chestnut Dressing
Georgia Rice Giblet Gravy.
Boiled Brooks County, Ham
Prime Roast of Beef,
Roast Goose White Potato Dressing
Opossm Baked Sweet Potatoes
Rabbits Roast Pork
"Irby Turnips' mashed (Bartow CO..
Roast Chicken Gail
(Lowndes County Mayhaw jelly
Dreamed Onions
Corn Cushaw baked in Shell
String Beans.
SALADS;
Artichokes, Asparagus Pepper Salads
Lettuce With Cream Dressing
Cold Slaw Buttered Beets
Sliced Tomatoes.
Apple, Pumpkin and Sweet Potato Pie
or Potato Pone,
Butter Sauce.
Peach or Strawberry Ice Cream
Pound Cake John B. Gordon Cake
Nunally's or Blocks Crackers :.
Pecans. English and Black Walnuts
Apples.
From Middle Georgia.
Oysters on Half Shell.
Cream of Chicken.
White Plume Celery. Young Onions
Hastings Radishes
Broiled Savannah River Shad
Shoe String Potatoes
Braised Sweet Breads
Prime Ribs of Georgia Raised Beef
Brown Gravy.
Roast Young Turkey Chestnut Dressing
Mashed Potatoes Steamed Rice
Asparagus on Toast.
Lettuce and Tomato Salad
Hot Rolls Egg Bread
Neapolitan Ice Cream Assorted Oak IS
Peach Pie.
Cream Cheese. Tea Flake Crackers
Kemper's Roasted Coffee
Sweet and Buttermilk
Mixed Nuts.
Cigars Cigarettes.
From Atlanta
Vegetable Soup.
Baked Trout.
Clipped Potatoes.
Radishes.
Jenny Lynn Pan Cakes
Roast Young Pig Apple Sauce
Baked Opossum with Georgia Vans
Mashed Turnius. Boiled Potatoes
Cornfield Peas Salt Pork
Cold SIaw.
COLD MEATS.
Beef Roast Tongue Ham |
Georgia Pone Buttermilk Biscuit
Boiled Custard. Pumpkin Pie
Cheese Crackers |
Coffee.
nj ET0M IN nTEIl
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
OUTLAWS
DEFEATED

One might say Chekasha broke even
yesterday While the Chickasha team
proper was trouncing Pocasset an ag.
gregation, newly organized under the
name Of the Chickasha Outlaws, was
suffering defeat at Cement, 6 to 2.
AT that It was a good game and the
feature Of the game was the air-tight
Chickasha infield, which gave Scott
perfect support. Ability to hit when
hits meant runs won for Cement An
imported pitcher did the box work for
Cement and his splitter" which was
worked overtime, had the Chickasha
bunch whiting or popping to the In
field
The idea Of the new organization is
to represent chiekasha BY fast anna
teur team out Of town. Arrangements
are being made 10 send team out on
july 4 The team viii be under the
management Of Clay Welborne and the
personnel win be changed from the
Sunday lineup.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30

ectly proper for every citizen to ex-
press his views about any public Of
ficial,' said the governor, "but it is a
little unusual for men to insist on be-
ing paid by The public while giving OK
pressions to their private opinions.
The committee, the governor states,
has oyerestimated It's authority by
wandering from legislative matters and
attempting to dictate the policy to be
pursued by the governor in The dis.
charge Of his duties.
Answering the criticism Of his reli.
ance on the advice Of his friends, the
governor states: IF it be a crime to
stand firmly by the friend in whom
you have confidence plead guilty. I
have never yet sacrificed a friend be-
cause an enemy Of mine desired II nor
will begin at this late date"
The governor contends it is no more
proper for legislative committee to
attempt to dictate to him how he
should run his office, whom he should
appoint and whose advice he should
accept, than It would be for him to at.
tempt to dictate the appointments
made by the legislature and to attempt
to dominate its affairs.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30

Notwithstanding that Il would be
greatly to 0klahoma's interest to have
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
c. Q. D. ParceI Posi- JuIy /.

Postmaster J. w. Kayser announced
this morning that the new C. 0. d..
feature Of the parcels post would go
into effect July l. The c. 0, D, system
is expected to add much to the con-
yenience Of the parcels post patron
age Another feature of the parcels
post has been put into use in some of
the larger offices. "From Kansas City
and Oklahoma City come the reports
OF orders from the department allow
ing any kind Of postage stamp to be
used on parcels post packages said
Mr.. Kayser this morning. 1--WE have
not received such orders yet and until
we do, the parcels post stamps will be
required on packages in that depart
ment However, ! am expecting the
order almost any day"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30

many measures pushed through con
gress at the present session it is prac-
tically certain that no legislation other
than the tariff, currency reform and
such appropriation bills as were held
over from last session, viii be acted
upon This was the general agreement
before the session was called and It is
expected to be carried out,
Such measures as those providing
for per capita payments, and general
litigation affecting the various tribes
of the state will nave to rest until the
regular session Of congress which be-
gins next December.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
No Further Land Suits
Expected
( continued nom paga One.l J

money scarce this would be not only
a boon to the financial institutions Of
the state, but the thousands Of farm
ers who have been practically unable
TO get money at any price to tide them
over the years Of drouth.
Secretary Lane is expected to give
his approval to such a proposition and
Secretary McAdoo likewise will in
dorse the move, It is believed, although
neither Of these officials have made
public statements on the matter. Eff
forts will be made this session Of con-
gress but its Immediate fate is in
doubt.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30

Rewards Of the HustIers.
More things come sooner to those
Sho are not content to wait.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
CAN A MEDICINE BE A FRAUD

that is compounded from natures own
remedies, the roots and herbs Of the
field, that has stood the test Of time by
restoring health and happiness to more
suffering women than any other rem.
edy we know2 Such is Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound which
complies with all conditions OF tho
Pure Food and Drugs law.-Adv
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
SufiraGetteS Blamed
for Two Big BIazeS
Telegram by United Press.

Telegram by United Press.
Glasgow, June 30 Ballinkinrain
castle, valued at $5OO,OOO was almost
entirely destroyed by fire today and
militant suffragettes are suspected
The castle was one Of Glasgow's show
places.
Leuchar's railway station, near
st. Andrew was burned today and suf-
fragettes are blamed for it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
AlRpoME.

Refreshments Served. Smoking Per
mitted
"The Only Way" three act farce
comedy, BY Joe Howard. A guaran-
teed laugh show.
This show comes highly recommends
ed as being built for laughing pur-
poses only. Any one after seeing two
acts OF this show not being satisfied
can get their money back.
Admission 85cc and SOC Box seats 75c.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
Bean Easters xs. RusIness coIIeae.

The ball game between the Bean
Eaters and Business College, postpon-
ed on last Friday, will be played this
afternoon at University park Each
team sports per cent of 1000 and 1t
is self-evident fact that something is
due to take a toboggan. The game
will be called at $3.50 and there will
be no admission
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
Donated to Library.

r. A. Dunlap has donated to the Ii
brary a copy Of the Mentor" contain
ing pictures and descriptions OF Amer
ican birds. Several handsome colored
photos add to the attractiveness Of the
booklet.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
NEw knkY.
kool komtortable--Pienty Of Electric
Fans.

Hear our new three reel orchestra.
Photoplays.
"Ifis Life for His Emperor" the
story OF dissipated patriot
Lieut. Jones' a story Of Southern
military life
"The King and the Copper a bur
lesque comedy
Coming Wednesday The Change OF
Administration" special two reel
feature
0 cENTs---ANp---tu cENT8
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30

Iced tea is most popular summer
drink. Our stock is complete and we
know we can please you on this item.
pricef rom 25c to 75c per pound Call
phone IA and tell us what you want
We have it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
Short Stories
Of The Town


The Carpenters local will serve re-
freshments tonight at Union Labor
hall. All members and their families
are cordially invited TO be present.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-06-30
MAJESTIC rHEArER
(Under new management
Photoplays.

FHotopIays.
The Little Turneoat," two reel
feature by the Kay Bee Co. A good
drama.
"Napoleon's Luckystone,' by the
noted Thanhauser Co. Some show.
See them.
PRICES S AND 10 CENTS.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-01-21
TITLE TO TOWN OF
 HAYNES CLEARED

The Circuit Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, holding sessions in San Francisco, has just rendered a decision in the case of the town of Hanies vs. Sol Ripinsky, in which title to the townsite of Haines was involved.
 Attorney L. P. Shackleford today received notice that the decision that has been made finds in favor of the town of Haines. By the decision Ri- pinsky retains title to his house and garden, but no more.
 The title to the townsite has been in litigation for years. Sol Ripinsky settled on hi spresent home years ago where he has maintained trad ing station. He claimed title through purchase from an Indian to a part of the land. Later he claimed the town. site through the manufactures and trading site act" This claim was abandoned for claim as homestead. The case was decided by the court of appeals once in favor of Ripinsky, but an error being shown was sent back for further proceedings. Ripin- sky lost and again took the case to the court of appeals. resulting in the decision just rendered.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-01-21
Personal Mention
-4-l-l-F-l-S-S-V-F-4-l-s-l-g-R-1-l+I-l-I-b&-l-l

Rev G. E. Renniscn will come home on the next northbound trip of the Princess May, probably on Jan. 29.
 Henry Shattuck will be a passenger on the southbound Mariposa this eve ming.
 Assistant Manager E. c. Ward, of the Pacific Coast Steamship Company arrived in Juneau on the last Jeffer' son.
 w. c. Abendroth, late of Nome and Fairbanks, has taken position with the Opera Liquor Go.
 Judge J. H. Cobb and family are now settled in their new and beauti, full home-the House of a Democrat Judge, Cobb calls it-on Chicken Ridge, in the Gold Belt Addition, or Gastineau Heights.
 Henry Olson, the popular Front street business man has taken pass. age on the Marpisoa for Seattle.
 Sidney Smith, Mrs. Smith and son, and Miss Reed took passage on the Georgia last night for Jualin.
 Mrs. Gibbs arrived on the last Prin. cess May and will spend some months with her sister, Mrs. Benjamin Stew art, who has been quite i'll for the past month.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-01-21
MariineNotes
;-fiI4-i-,-4-s-s-l-s--.4-l-f-s-i-s-s-s-a

The Georgia left for Sitka via Eagle river and Berners bay last night at one o'clock.
 The Yukon is scheduled to arrive from the Westward at 7:30 tonight.
 The Mariposa was posted to arrive at three this afternoon southbound, from the Westward.
 The Humboldt should arrive tomor- row evening.
 The Princess May is due from the South Jan. 29.
 The Northland should arrive from the South tomorrow.
 The Curacao Is due to arrive frem the South on Friday.
 The Jefferson is billed to sail south tonight at 10 o'clock.
 The Mariposa arrived this after noon at three o'clock.
 The Humboldt will arrive at Doug las tomorrow noon and at Juneau strictly after.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-01-21
PETERsBURGS
 NEW NEWSPAPER

The Progressive is the name of a new, newsy and up-to-date paper es- tablished at Petersburg. The pub fishers are J. E. Rivard and J. Fred erick Johnson, both well known in Southeastern Alaska. The Progress. sive is not only progressive but it has prosperous appearance as well. In politics the Progressive is independ- ent The announcement is made that "any action or even suggestion by whoinsoever having for it's object the betterment of our conditions, wheth CT it shall emanate from Democrat, Republican, Socialist, or Bull Moose, adherent shall have our undivided sup port. That is good platform and it should win.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-01-21
ADVERTISED LETTERS

List of letters remaining unclaimed in the Postofice at Juneau, Alaska on Jan. IS, 1913. Parties calling fol them should call for Advertised Let ters," and give date of list. Aries, Sig. Manuel. Basarabe, Nitro. Branen, Con. Boyle, John. Carich, M. Chester, R. D. @ Danielson, Peder. Debrowsh, F. Dudley, Val. Elstad, Johnny. (card) Frisk, Frank. Johnson, Gus. J. Larson, Hilmer (9) Larson, Mrs. Victor. Levy, Louis. (card) Pederson, Olaf. Peterson, Peter. Salvatore, Antonio. slattery. Jas. Smith, Lewis. Stokes, Miss Bert. (card) Williams, Miss Irene (card) Williams. Mrs. L, F. (card) Wilson, George. Wolf, Al. zassol, Tom.
 E, L. HUNTER, PM.