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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-01-25

olutions be forwarded to Governor
Ferris with the request that he sum-
marily remove the said Max Beauprey
from the Office of mine Inspector OF
Baraga county and appoint some suita-
BILE person who is possessed of the re-
quired qualifications.
Iron County,
State of Michigan.
William Williams, being duly sworn,
deposes and says: That from June /,
1907 to Sept. l, 1911 he was in charge
of the underground operations of the
Niagara Iron Mining Company in Spur
township, Barsga county, Michigan.
Also that during most of this period
was Max Beauprey employed as a
miner or underground timberman.
WILLIAM WILLIAMS,
Subscribed and sworn to be-
fore me this 10th day of No Notary
vember A. d. 1912. Seall
CONRAD j. KRAUs,
Notary Public or Justice of the
Peace in and for Iron County,
Michigan.
My commission expires Feb. /, 1916.
Baraga County.
State of Michigan
Samuel T. McKercher, being duly
sworn, deposes and says: That for the
past twenty-five years he has been per-
ronally acquainted with Max Beauprey
who was elected mine inspector for
Baraga county at the general election
held on November 5th. 1912.
Also, that the said Max Beauprey's s
experience in mining was gained in the
mines of Baraga county, namely: the
Beaufort, Norwood, Ohio and Portland
mines. The period of operation of
these mines during the time of said
Max Beauprey's employment, which
employment was not continuous, was
from June 1900 to fall of 1904, and from
November 1906 to June 1911
Also. that the said Max Beauprey
has not one full years experience in
underground mining and timbering, and
that his occupation during the greater
portion of his employment at these
mines was as hosting engineer and
pumpman.
SAM'L T. MCKERCHER.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 7th day of December A. d. 1912.
FRANK PERRY,
Justice of the Peace, Spur town
ship, Baraga county, Mich.
Yeas s-Schwalm and Erickson.
Nays -Paulson, Beauprey, Maxey.
On motion of Paulson, supported by
Schwalm, the board adjourned to Tues
day, January 28th A. d. 29l3 at ten
O'Clock a. m.
OSWALD 0. DEsCHAINE,
Deputy Clerk.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-01-25
The first discussion of topics for men

The first discussion of topics for men
only will be held Monday evening
February 3rd. at 7:3O o'clock in the
basement of M. E. church. Subject
"Man the Guardian of the Fair Sex" I"
All men are invited and boys over IA
years of age. Nothing of a religious
nature will be discussed SO all can at
tend. Meetings will continue thru entire
month of February on Monday nights
oply.
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TERMS: ST. so PER YEAR IN ADVANCE
ABOUT PEOPLE YOU KNOW.

Lawton Wednesday by the death OF
her uncle, Alonzo Mitchell.
Violins, Guitars, Mandolins string
accessories and Music at the o. X.
Drug Store. (Adv) 1884
Friends of Mrs P. C. Murphy will
be panied to hear that she is confined
to her bed, in her home in Ypsilanti,
and her recovery very doubtful.
The best offer ever made in Silver
ware, take look. o. X. Drug Store.
(Adv) 1884
DR.. Rheinbold and brother Otto, DR..
Erlands and Louis Kronke. of Chiffon,
Wis, were guests of Mr.. and Mrs. j..
o. Maxey this week.
Joseph Cohl returned to Chicago Sun
day after transacting business a few
days in L'Anse.
500 sets of triple plated coin Silver
table ware. Forty cents set, while
they last. A set is one knife, fork table,
spoon and teaspoon. o. X. Drug Store.
(Adv) 1884
Mrs. August Menge returned Mon
day from few days visit in the cop
per country.
Wait for the big store and you will
not be disappointed. = Ed Sicotte. adv.
Mr., and Mrs. Frank McKindles and
son Robert, of Hancock. were Sunday
guests of Mrs. Elizabeth McKindles.
Have you seen the rare bargains in
Silverware at the o. X. Drug Store.
(Adv) 1-18- 4
Mr.. and Mrs. Hercules LaChance,
of Hubbell. were weekend visitors OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles St. Cernain.
Watches, Clocks, Jewellery and Silver.
ware at bargain. o. X. Drug Store.
(Adv) ! 1874
Mesdames John o. Make and T. d.
Tracy were Houghton visitors yester-
day.
Wait for the Big Store. 1t is what
you have been longing for Ed. Sicotte.
advt.
Messrs H. G. Smith and Thomas
Boivin were in Houghton yesterday.
Wait for the Big Store ard you will
not be disappointed. Ed Sicotte. adN.
Attorney louis N. Legris, of Hough-
ton, was aIbusiness visitor in town
Tuesday.
l.. B. Armstrong, of Milwaukee. was
weekend visitor of Mr. and Mrs.
Matt Hansen.
Attorney J, j. O'Connor was in Mar
quette Thursday.
w, S. Crebassa was a business visit
or in Hancock Wednesday.
Mrs. Margaret Gansen and son, Adel-
mer, returned Thursday from a-few
months stay at Lapeer.
Attorney j. j. O'Connor returned
Monday from Ishpeming.
Attorney w. l.. Mason was a bus
mess visitor in Marquette last Satur-
day.
Sheriff Demgen was in Michigamme
Monday on official business.1
Mr.. and Mrs. C. H. Andersen spent
few days this week in Skanee.
Miss Laura Hunter, who has been
spending the holidays at Windsor, re-
turned last Saturday to resume her du-
ties as teacher of the deaf
DR.. j. 0. Won Zellen, of Marquette,
was a professional caller in town Tues.
day.
=. Levitan was in Houghton on bus.
mess Tuesday.
Mrs. d. P. Menard and son, Jack
are visiting in Hancock. guests of Mrs.
W. w. Kimmel.
Supervisor j. o. Maxey was in
Houghton Wednesday.
Albert w. Quandt, of Hancock, rep
resenting Armstrong Thielman Lumber
Company, was business visitor il
town Wednesday.
M. c. Getchell, of Hancock, trans.
acted business in L'Anse Wednesday.
Attorney Ira f. Randall, of Hough'
ton, was legal visitor in town or
Wednesday.
M. V. Mullaly, of Marquette, was ir
town on business Wednesday.
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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-01-25
Bachelors Ball January 30th.

The date of the bachelors ball has
been changed to Thurday evening, jan
uary 30th.
The various committees having the
affair in charge have labored hard to
make this one of the most successfs
parties ever given in L'Anse. 1t will
be an informal affair and you are well
come.
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For Sale.

One team heavy draft horses and one
team of drivers.
NEsTER LUMBER co,
1-l8-f Baraga, Mich.
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County Treasurer Receives Taxes.

County Treasurer Charles Ke.sey has
received $29, 474.45 in taxes from the
several township treasurers of Baraga,
that being the amount RENTED for the
state, county and county road taxes.
The collections in the various town
ships were heavy and the taxes well
paid. The following is the amount re-
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Total

FRED w. SCHwALM, Chairman.
HERMAN j. SEIFERT, Secretary.
Dated Baraga, January 18th, 1913:
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iii
not HEART!
Real Facts Ii Regard TOsE. &
Huffman'S illness. Relief0b
tanned By Curing Ills
Stomach Ailments.

Waynesville, N. C.-MrF. R. Huffman,
Of this city, says: "lsuitered dreadEully
with what l thought was heart trouble.
snd tricdvarious medicines in vain.
After other remedies had failed, Thed-
tord's Black-Drarght restored me to
health. would net feel safe without
Black Draught in the house. consider
It Woth its weight in gold.
It cured my indigestion, and by this
means was restored 10 health. | can
Eotexpress my gratitude forts benefits. "
Good health depends on the condition
Of your digestion. Poor digestion and
good health do not so together.
Thcdford's Black Draught will
thoroughly cleanse and set in order your
digestive system.
1t has, done this for others, during the
past 10 years, and is today The most
popular vegetable liver remedy on tho
market. TryH.
Insist on Thediord's. Price 25c.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

exercises Of tennis. swimming and
horseback riding"
Il used TO spend my summers In
conducting in line parks. such as Wi,
low Grave Park near Philadelphia.
Now Want these months for creative
effort"
Mr.. Damrosch was the first 10 intro.
dUce symphonic music concerts in
Philadelphia. The orchestra that now
plays regularly there probably owes
its being to the pioneer work done by
Mr.. Damrosch in developing the mu.
Seal tastes OF Phnadelphians.
His first winter vacation in twenty.
seven years was taken by Waiter Dam
rosch. conducted of the New York
Symphony Orchestra, in December,
when lie and his wife spent about
twelve days in Bermuda Mr.. Dam.
rosch has been in musical harness
since he has been in his teens. He be.
gan to conduct at the age OF twenty
two years.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
STOCKHOLDERS
From COLD WAVE
HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND
ACRES OF ORANGES AND LEM
oNs RUINED.

LOS ANGELES, Jan. S.-.'fFrom san
Bernadino to Los Angeles every acre
of oranges and lemons has been froz.
en-" This was the sta;ement that
came last night FROM Pomona, centeT
of one OF the heaviest producing se"'
tons OF the citrus fruit belt. Only
fifth Of the crop may b salvased.
The total loss on 100000 acres Of fruit
will amount close to S40,O00,VOO.
While Pomona reported 4 damage OF
SO per cent Of the crop. San BernAr-
dino County today appeared 10 be the
heaviest sufferer. San Bernardina in,
Guides the large RedIands orange sec.
lion, adjoining Riverside, and it was
declared that 80 per cen OF the crop
was ruined. In this county alone it
was asserted growers would lose from
$9,OOO,OOO TO $1l,OOO.O00, Railroad
freight loses, figured in terms Of snip.
ment, were approximately in the sttae-
ment OF the shippers that the 1913
crop OF oranges and lemons would be
from 10000 TO 10000 carloads short.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
Personals

Misses Trixic Clelland and Marguer-
tie Prickett, Of Pricket's Creek, have
resumed their studies a; The Normal
school, after spending the holidays at
their homes.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Pople have
returned from short visit with rela.
tlves at Shutdown.
Miss Bculah Garner, OF East Park
avenue, is quite sick.
Miss Emma Hawkins has returned
from Arnettsville, where She spent the
past two weeks with her parents.
Mr. Rice, Of Columbia street, was a
business visitor at Hundred, Tuesday.
Mrs Joseph Garner, who has been
i'll, is recovering.
Miss Christine ChenOweth is able to
be out after few days illness.
Rev. George L. SprullI returned yes
terday from Flowers Gap, where he
has been engaged in Il revival meet
ing
Mrs. S. l.. Jacobs, Of Diamond street,
is recovering from IL few days illness.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
This Hon1esMade Cough
Syrup LC'ilI Surprise You
Stops Even WhOOplng Cough
Quickly. A Family Supply
at Small Co.'S.

Here is u home made remedy that
takes hold Of a cough instantly, and will
usually cure the most stubborn case in
"a hours. This recipe makes a pint
enough for u whole family. You couldn't
buy rs much or as good ready.made
cough syrup for $3.50.
Mix one pint Of grnnulated suS1r with
4 pint OF warm water, and stir 2
minutes. Put 21s ounces Of Pinex fifty
cents WORTH in pint bottle, and add
The Sugar Syrup. This keeps perfectly
and has pleasant tastc-children like
It. Braces up the appetite and is slightly
laxative, which helps cnd u cough.
You probably know the medical value
Of pine in treating asthma, bronchitis
and other throat troubles, sore lungs,
etc, There is nothing better, Piucx Is
the most valuable concentrated compound
If Norway white pine extract, rich il
gllaiacol and all the natural healing pine
elements. Other preparations will not
worl: in this formula.
Tho prompt results from this .inexpen.
sive remedy have made friends for it in
thousands of homes in the United States
and Canada, which explains why tho
plan has been initiated often, but never
successfully.
A guaranty Of absolute satisfaction, or
money promptly refunded, goes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Ptnex, or viii
set II for yoll IL. not send to Tha
PineS %. 1t, Wayne, Ind,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA.

America furnishes just as good ar
t!stic and inspirationul atmosphere
for composition rs does Europe said
Walter Damrcsch, in recent inter-
view. 81 find my summer home at
Lake Champiain admirable for this
purpose. My cottage is very near to
the lake and the only sounds that
might distract my attention is the lap
ping Of the water against the shore,
the murmur OF the wind through the
pine trees or the voices OF my chill.
dren at play on the tennis court.
find all needed relaxation in compost
lion to which | now devote my sum.
mers. enjoy truly the fun and the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
WINFIELD

Mrs Eliza Miller and daughter,
Rosa, were visiting at Burley Travis
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Afford Conley, of Fair
mont, were visiting their father, John
Carpenter, last week.
Miss Nellie Heck was visiting her
sister al Fairmont, Saturday and
Sunday.
Mr.. Zeb Huffman, OF Mud Lick Run,
was visiting John Mendell, Saturday
and Sunday.
Mrs. Ona Lesson was visiting her
daughter, at Fairmont, last week.
Clint and Raymond Wolf OF Fair
mont. we're visiting their grandfather,
John Mendell, Sunday.
Burley and Harold Travis were
shopping at Fairmont Saturday.
Mr. Emory Heck was shopping at
FairmOnt, Thursday. o
John Carpenter was shopping at
Fairmont. Saturday.
PEGGY.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
MT. CLAIR ITEMS.
PEGGY,

Mr.. David Hayhurst made bust
ness, trip to Fairmont Saturday.
Mr.. Abe Page was removing the
SNOW out OF the road near Mt. Clair
saturday.
Born to Mr. and Mrs. John Bi2et last
Wednesday, q son.
Mrs. Carrie Hayhhrst and children
we're visiting Alcinda Hayhurst last
Wednesday.
Mrs. Carry Hayhurst was visiting
ut Mr.. D. o. Hayhurst's Sunday.
Mr.. Bill Carpenter was calling on
Mr.. John Bizet Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. Tom Keener was called to MAN.
one day last week OH account
of the illnesRof his daughter, who re-
sides there.
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to crlticizin' ,,.ou

to crlticizin' ,'ou
And rindin' fault concernin' you and
all the things you do;
When they suggest Improvements ana
point cut where you are lame,
And try tC give you pointers on your
own particular game,
Dent stop TO argue with EN-, for your
cue Is to stand pat.
Jcs' do the best that you kin do and
let it go at that.
When fellers tell you that you ought
to spend lot of dough
and bust into society and meet folks
you should know;
When they come round and tell you
that you're way behind the
game SIR
And that the life you're leadin' is too
commonplace and tame,
Don't get excited and go on social
cIimbfH bat.
Spend whatyoil kin afford to spend
and let it go at that.
When folks come round and tell you
that you're too big for your
town;
That you should strike out for a place
where YOU kin win renown;
When they inform you you're Il chump
for a wOrkin' at your wage,
That you're not where you should be
for d nlan who's reached your
age;
When they try to swell your head so
you can't wear your hat.
Just keep your NIT and peg away and
let it 20 at that
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
Here for Wedding

Mrs. Ida stevens, OF Weston, was
here for the E!arring;on,Gaskins wed.
ding, which took place Tuesday even
ing. Evangelist tIoskns, who per-
formed the ceremony, lei. yesterday
for Hundred, where he will conduct a
series OF meetings.
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FIRS14EE
ER4E9
@sE sG ssaE5aNe lgISsS1lsss41
Vev IlI

Mr.. William swearihgen is very III
at the home OF his daughter, Mrs.
Scott Springer, in Merchant street
His many friends viii regret tolearn
6. his serious condition.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09
NOTICE STOCKHOLDERS MEET.

INSs Is tHa 4 aiSi higfSS
The annual meeting Of the Stock.
holders Of The National Bank OF Fair
mont, Fairmont, w. Va, will be held
at its banking room, corner Adams
and Jefferson streets. in the City Of.
Fairmont, county of Marion, and state
of West Virginia, on the second Tues.
day in January, 1918, being the 14th
day Of said month, between the hours
of 1000 a. m. and $500 p. m. Of said I
day, for the election of Directors to-
serve for the ensuing year, and for
the transaction Of such other business
as may legally come before the meet
ing.
The following resolution will 9be pre-
sented to the Stockholders at this
meeting:
RESOLVED. That under the act be 4
May !, 1886, the Capital stock Of this
bank be increased from twenty-five
hundred (25OO) shares Of the par value
Of 25o,OOO.sOO, to four thousand n 5000
shares Of the par value Of S4O0,0O000.
and that authority be given the Board
of Directors to fix the price at which
the stock may be sold.
NATIONAL BANK OF TAlRMolJT.
BY ]. E. WATSON. President.
1.12sct
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

In order accommodate tho readers who have bean unable
to complete sat Of six pons and also those who dre to
obtain additional copies for Christ presents from The
cost price Of fifty cents copy this Office fifteen cents add
onal sent by mail The West Vgnan repeats its direct and
intimate assurance Of TIE high value G this book which i being
quickly the sale soon close and
ONLY ONE COUPON 49,
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FOR RENT-Two modern apartments.
rooms each and bath, on End floor.
Water street, near b. '1ge. Rents
reasonable. Inquire F. 7. Kelley
Lumber Co. Init
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

Mr.. Carnegie @ilI never dare to Of
fer 10 pension the ex-presidents Of
the Central American republics where
there is a new eX.president every TWEEN.
~ minutes. Even Andy's pile has its
limitations.
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eLooDHouNps

For criminal work. call Bell paone,
9SS.L. E. c. Musgraye, 1O4sA Yltgins
Ia Ave.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

FOR RENT-oRce room Srd floor ia
cob5 building. Apply Geo, NJ ia.
cObs l1.l+tf
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Fer RENT-one front room in PEG.
pies National Bank BuiIdlhe. In.
Quire at Bank. l2,5.tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

FOR sALE-News and cigar stand IN
the Watson building on Main street.
Apply Chas. E. Mccray. 125.tfs
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

FOR RENT-Large brick, four floors,
electric light. gas, water and eleys'
tor suitable for acf.lage shop
Possession March q. Apply MIL,
Kinkaid, Con, phone, 1885, 12l;tl9
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

The American Royalty.

Mr. David Starr Jordan, the funny
PRESIDENT OF Leland Stanford miver-
silly. has established an American roy.
atty in his book. The Ideal Eugenlcs."
Included in DR.. Jordan's extremely lin.
tied list CT royalty in this country We
find Vincent Astor Mr.. and Mrs. Asa
G. Pettibone and Andrw Carnegie. OF
New York; Miss Eleanor Sears, the
athlete, of Boston: Capt. Evelyn
Briggs Baldwin, Of San Francisco, and
a few others.
The doctor is stingy. While choos-
iEg royalty for this country why not
90 the limit. We do not believe that
the doctor has done all that could be
done in this matter and we take the
liberty OF adding the following nanres:
Fra EIbertus Aurora Of East Hub
bard.
Col. Teethodore Roosevelt of Oyster
Bay.
Senator Ike Stephenson OF Wiscon.
sin, who presented his country with
COW.
George AIDE of Brook. Ind
John D. Rockefeller
Tyrus r. Cobb, OF Georgia.
Abe Martin.
Mr.. Dooley.
Eddie Box, bless her Oar old hear.
DR.. Mary Walker.
Carrie Catman Cha'.
Simon Guggenheim, the guy who
put the con In conservation.
Mr.. U. Consumer.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

FOR RENT-Modern apartment in
Terrace Apartment Bldg, Apply j..
c. Miller 12-20.12.tt
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LOST.

LoST-A gold link bracsIct. Return
10 West Virglnian office and receive
reward. 1.7-3t
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FOR RENT-A house on Morsantown
avenue, near ovens Glass House. 6
rooms and bath. Apply 10 Seymour
McIntire. 1.2.tf
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DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED.

DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED.
BY local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way 10 cure deaf.
ness. and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
;nflameG condition of the mucous lin.
iEg Of TIE Enstachien Tube. When
this tube is inIlGmcd you have a rum.
bling sound o. imperfect hearing, and
when II is entirely closed. Deafness is
the result and unless the inilamma.
ton can be taken out and this tube
restored to its normal condition, hear
Ing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Ca.
tarrh, which is nothing but an in
famed condition OF the mucous sur.
faces ...
We will give One -:uncrcd Dollars
for any case of Deafness Caused by
Catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu-
lars, tree.
FL. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-01-09

FOR RENT-Eight room fiat . bath
rooms. Jackson street. Inquire 32S
Jefferson street. 1.2-teI
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FOR sALE-Typewnter desk iandilat.
est model Oliver typewriter, almost
new. VIII sell one or both cheap
Call at 300 Jacobs Bldg. t2.e6t5
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WANTED.

WANTED-To BIZ" hc2co end lot; pre-.
fer location on East Side near
Owens glass factory. Only a bar.
gain will b considered. Address
Box 524 Fairmont. 1.G.tf
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FOE RENT.

FOR RENT--Two basement rooms
with gas and water. $500 per week.
Apply 2OS High street. 1856
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Observations of Old Cap WhppIe.
Rev. Hudnutt met Lemuel Higgins
on the street the other day aud asked
him TO give suthin' fer the poor. mis-.
guided heather OF Venezueler, and the
next day Lem sent around 10 the par
sOnage an old bearskin overCoat an
pair OF secondhand felt boots.
When look at one Of thes young
kids with green hat with the bow
pulled down over. his ears, his pants
rolled half way up to his knees and all
overCoat that looks like an old-fasll-
Toned hoopsk!rt, Esometimes wonder
whether civilization is making such
tremendous advances after all.
Gcttin' married amt the snap /;
used to be before the common people
began ke'epin' help and ealin dinner
at night,
Coin home soused at night seems
to be one Of the pastimes that is rap
idly gon' out of style. A Teller can't
get drunk and git by nowadays.
When there are three women goin
across the road III front Of an catmo-
bile, one will go on across. another VIII
go back and the third will stand still.
Hank Tumms Of our village has got
the appointment Of deputy sheriif and
# he performs tn duty of his office i'm
partially he will have to arrest him
self about three times day.
When you ar in doubt about right
and wrong, put a 10 to | bet on the
doubt and You will win.
There are so many different kinds
oil mousetraps on the market that
mos; of the hardware stores haven't
got room to keep anything else in
stock.
Every time there is social func-
ton in our village Il Teller kin see
every style OF plug hat that has been
on the market since the Civil war.
A Teller that shows up At the office
every morning With headache amt
never goln' to be the general manager
OF the establishment.
Everybody seems to be making oat-
mobiles now exceptin' the bakin' pow
der companies.
There amt no way OF gettin' back
OF a Teller who smiles eighteen hours
a day.
The system. II
MI
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FOR sALE-one roll top desk and
book case. viii sell cheap. Apply.
519 Jacobs bldg. l2.14,tft