The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-27

Now that the drinking cup and III
public towel have been chased 10 oh
woods, get ready for a campaign agains
the old-fashioned sofa. That time'wor
germ repository should be relegated I
the woodshed.
/ Manchester Union; Now that Pari
| epicures have taken 10 roast gnu, II
10 be expected that the seasons bills
.of-fare will offer lobster a Ia gnuburl
William Coogan, Cincinnati laborer
who fell twenty.nine stories through al
/ elevator shaft, has fair chance Of re
coyery, the doctors say, Wabblers oil
the water wagon may we'll take cour
| age.
A poultry man over in northern New
York advertises his loss of guaranteed
recipe for curing pip and offers re
ward Such ads. come cheap at Sc pei
agate and that word guaranteed" breeds
suspicion; but just to keep the hunt
a-going we promise to the lucky finder
free pass to the annual reception
banquet and ball of the Lady Labe
Stickers' local, No. $40, L. L. s. L. o
of A. Il. r.
Students of the Elwelrs Hollow dis.
triet school in Peacham held spelling
bee the other night. That the teache,
as well as some of the neighborhood
folks participated should be mentioned
to show how much of a community af-
fair it really was Who won the laurels
does not matter here. The point lies
in the fact that good old-fashioned
New England institution like the spell
ing-b still has its attraction and for
an evenings diversion, the old and young
of Elwell's Hollow naturally go to the
school house, Thus they are right in
line with latter-day movement to make
the school house the social center OF the
community.
Pittsburg CLUB women have taken the
initiative, Among their numbers, the
hatpin has been abolished as a danger
Gus nuisance
Parcel post claims its first victim.
The postmaster in Branchville, N. j., be-
lieving it involved too much work, has
rendered his resignation.
Scranton, Pa, surgeons started to op.
crate on man and found he had two
appendices. Likely enough he has none,
now.
Charles Grellet, New York restau-
ranteur, dreamed his wife was bigam.
st. Next morning he looked up the
records and it was true. Now he is seek
ng to have his marriage annulled.
A disciple of Pastor Charles I. Rus
'ell informs a Brooklyn supreme court
Justice that the millennium is due in
Ola. II the pastors present press agent
'tays on "The Watch Tower he will
appreciate such an advantageous perch
year hence.
The prestidigatator is still stalking in |
'ur midst. Link" Griswold night |
satehnan at the hide house lin Hyde
lark, OF counsel, had lumbago Come
o'clock one day last week. according
0 the News and Citizen Of Morrisyille, /
Il carelesslF caught up his dinner pail +
nd set out for the tannery. Not far /
rom the scene OF Links" night yigils, /
he Waterman met bevy of coasters,
nd before he could sidestep to safety, I
ne Of the fieetest flyers had downed
i'm. Picking himself up, Link. gazed
uefnlly first at the bail OF his pail
nd then at the remnants OF his late
inch. Well, it's safe guess most any.
ody would be nettled and he was some
eeyish until he started to ambuIate to-
ard the hide house again. Prestol The
imbago was gone. Nor to this day has
returned to poster Mr.. Griswold.
Sailor Believed to Be Old Conner
eadline. Conner OF nautical phrases,
srhaps.
Almost on the morning after his in
iguration, Governor Charles L. Miller
Delaware finds himself locking arms
it'll Laura Jean Libbey and the mi
liable Miss Champagne, To prevent
lie practice of clipping he advocates a
vision Of the marriage laws.