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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-06

lines. and when the cost is deter.
named the means Of securing the
money can be set In motion.
said In advance that / would tell
where this could be secured. Rv she.
car act OF congress this can be had
IN" conditions OF the past spring
nave been such that the whole com
Try realizes that individual communi-
Ties cannot cope with the immensitv
or IN" problem. Government aid is cd.
solutely required. and 10 meet this
condition private corporations and in
diViduals throttling our treasury must
themselves be Choked off and the
Ereot suffering valleys receive some
OF The AID the parent government
owes 70 its children
Should Be Untirinq.
our representatives in congress in
unison with neighbo-ing representa-
uves. cannot question the legitimacy
of -" cause and secure the SUCCESS
iul completion n this ureent uecos-
SHY. Like any business this must be-
urged. and continuously. with untlr-
Ing energy. II you want 10 SEQ this
city the flower Of tho valley Won Will
have 10 be indefatigable IN your In
terest And last and not least. { wish
70 bring 10 YOUR notice fact that
safety should be an impetus 10 every
trsiness of this citv Euterrriscs of
q manufacturing nature arc uassiur
Whool.ne up for fhe reason 'hore Is
mo territory 20 build upon Protect
your territory beyond a question 600
ne minds ~ seekers for locations and
fh" indu tries will increase
Having made tho statement In those
letters that these dykes are construct
81. maintained and operated success
fuliy. ! shall refer you 90 tho citv az
Kansas CIV Kansas. whose lowlanf
district. known az Armourdalo. wa
almost swept IN the earth In 1905
and again in 1907. hut the next vsa-
success fully protected hy dyke OK
tending about two miles 90 the mouth
~ Oh" kaw river. whore 90 cmp'io.
INTO The Missouri. whore ran DO seen
today fhe sewer food gate. pump.
raised bridges and vladucts Tho
afoa' STRING ~ packing houses beyond
p 1un zion ~ dancer refer 10 frs
American Dressed Reef corr7nv tho
Nvartzchld and Sulzberrcr comrar,
'u'ahy company. Swift COMPANY. Noi
son Morris company and tho Armour
company. beside Pho other irdu-ffie.
I that max" Kansas city. Kansas o-a
OF the greatest Industrial centors ot
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this, objections may also arise in some
minds. but ! have in mind that such
acquiring OF property for public use
ana benefit always meets with opposi-
tion; but on the other hand acquired
Tor private corporations. IL seems the
public Is silent
This dyAe, built from the material
surrounding the Island. graded TO a
proper fall inward, IS ready for pro-
lection. This would necessarily have
10 be Of concrete on the river side. in
terrace. OF dimensions determined By
the engineers I'm charge OF the work
Each street opens on this dyke. 10 be
provided with steps 10 give access and
egress. Tho top OF this dyke TO be
made roadway or river drive all
around the Island planted with trees
and grass sown FOR parks
Tho sewerage system must be pro-
vided with pumps and loOdgates. rs
tho sewers and drains on the main.
land. In all probability I'm time Of OK.
traordinary food. the character Of tho
soil on the Island may receive q very
great amount Of forced seepaEc 20 the
surface OF the inner ground by unu.
sual pressure OF tho flood water. which
crushing power would produce this
condition. therefore. tho precaution
~ pumps % adequate capacity 20 take
care OF this condition must he pro.
vided AZ the beginning All ground
must b. covered and no chances "a
ken. and thrown around this PROPOSE
tion, every safeguard should be pro.
vided. and n other conditions should
arise they Will be more easily over
come
Government Would Help.
There can be nothing more added
20 this % eyTfa'n mo work necessary
20 be done m erect safe dyke protect.
cd bv concrete preventing erosion
and backed by earth 20 Secure firm
ness and resistance called uoon
The officer en- charge ~ Tho Urthd
states engineer corps ~ this place
and was Informed by him that my
conclusion was correct. in that the
government would make ali necessary
surveys and estimates FOR tho erection
~ any work desired hv tho CITY ~
wheeling without cost 10 tho ritt So
fhat VIII dispose ~ tho first financial
trouble that seemed 20 ACETATE tho
tkeptirai So mo first move nccce.
cary would DO ~ determine what f4
wanted and how much 10 will cost o.
yet H. would therefore suggest that
n committee ~ cluzens 10 aoiected %
have this survey made along these
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Now For Cold Weather Needs and Christmas Buying
COATS.

All former SIS and SIS
coats in chinchilla. serge,
boucle, etc, in all sizes and
colors.
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PROTECT CITY FROM FLOODS
BY DYKES ON RIVER FRONT

whose annual losses would in a few
years pay the cost OF surrounding the
Island with a dyke embankment taken
from the bed OF the river This EN-
bankment would require more mate
rial and greater height than any OF
the other embellishments mentioned in
the letters previously submitted The
necessary height being ascertained.
a batter. or grade inward, extending
as far as the conditions will admit.
and q Is possible that private proper.
~ may have 20 be acquired in places
TO uniformly construct this dyke. In
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ho great West and could not operate
Without this certainty oi safety.
Manufacturers industries cannot a.
ord unsafe lJcalitIes. especially those
lbJect 90 overflow. and that D.. thee
ondition N tho city Of Wheeling 90
his Time Many manufactures
iants would rapidly ho added to ha
ro.per.y of Wheeling. % these con-
iitOns were insured.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-06
DRESSES.

Not many days ago We pur-
chased 100 dresses from Olean
& Co. OF New York We were
very fortunate TO secure this lot
for they were made to sell for
$40. our price whole they last
VIII be ........
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yesterday aud sustained broken arm
ur Walter Dalby was called ana rem.
d9rod The necessary medical aid.
Aside from tbc broken limb the lad
'a srrt uueh bruised. huf 30 Dr. not
Thought that hc sustained any internal
injuries which might result seriously
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-06
LAD HAS FALL AND
SUSTbtNs BROKEN ARM

charles Hughes. a email boy -eaid
uE o. $3.50 Wilson street com from
tIo roof OF o. house ON the south Sid,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-06
THIRD OF SERIES OF ARTICLES
ON METHOD TO PREVENT
TROUBLE.
From High Water.-method Of Build
ing LeVee Around Island
Is Explained.
10y JAMES sHRIvER1

10Y JAMES oHRlNER.)
The third and grave condition 20 be
considered In this proposed relief Of
Hood sufferers is that which affects
the people and property on the Island.
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SPECIAL SESSION or
rnpnRAL CouRr WEDNESDAY

= ere. 600 .r.e.nn ~ federal court vHI
'o .'.i Hf 81 rtuetu~F. WrIrref1n tie.
crmbcr DO. With Juise A. G. Dayton pre-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-12-06
Apollo Chocolates
For Christmas Giving

You never tasted finer Chocolates than hesepure fruit
eenters coated with delicious chocolates of the highest
quality.
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We ARE EXCLUSIVE AGENTS FOR APOLLO

HalfPound, two. three and ive-pound gift boxes
Sec them Do not forget that put out the finest line
OF homemade Chocolates in this vicinity.
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speoisl-men's $50 Overcast. for
S1t.oO. heFADDENs.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20
Entire Puerto Rico
y Europa

Hemos sabido que la Compaifa Ira
francesa de la que son Con
EN- esta Isla los sefores J.
|. Silva Co., han resuelto poner dos
en- la Inca de Puerto Ri
20, Espala y Francia, tocando en- los
puertos ell que hay mayor movimiento
de pasajeros
Seran COS vapores modernos. con los
camarotes sobre cubierta. buques cons
fruldos para estos climas, dotados de
azcclente servicio de restoran de todo
senero de comodidades, como puede
hallarlas ell pasajero en- las lfneas que
van de Europa a New York.
Los buques seran de rapido andar V
podran hacer la travesia Ell diez L once
d1as.
En- breve podremos dar otros porme-
nores acerca del particular.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20
Misa q las doce
de la noche

II microbes dia - las doee de la mo-
che celebra sn Shria. lima la Santa
Aiisa en Catedral
La ylisa sera de Ponti6eal y tOda
Orquesta. FL Rev. II. Juan de Gorosti-
"A dirigirA sn elOenente palabra en- aque-
Hos momentos tan solemnes y augustos
Con obieto de pOder Obtener el mayor
orden possible ~ rnega 4 los fieles ocu-
pen sus respeetivos pnestos sin divagar
de una parte 4 otra y asi no interrumpi-
ran muehos en- su reeOgimientO y de-
voei6n. Sc ruega asimismo no Sc suba
nadie & Las eornisas de Las paroles y CO.
lumnas. nj sc pongan de pies en- los
baneos.
Los asientos de la nave principal es-
tan reseryados y sc adqnieren mediante
la linosna de una peseta.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20
Para el nonumento
de Brau
UNA vELADA EN- BAYAMoN

FL comite que Sc ha impuesto Ia tarea
de reunir fondos con que erigir un mo-
numento 4 Ia mem0ria del esclarecido
dramaturgo puertorriqueiiO don Saliva
dor Bran, celebr6 anoche una velada
lirico-literaria en- la que tomarOn parte
elementos vali0sisimOs lie nnestras Lee
tras las eneantadoras niiias Rosa Ma
ria Berries, Pepiia Berries. Mela Oiler,
las seloras Matilde Girona de Berries
Ana l.. de 0ller y la gentilisima Alicia
SiCard6.
La aperture del actO estuvo a cargo
del gran Orador don Juan Hernandez
Lopez.
Del discourse de clausura Sc hizO ear
60 el joyen y elocuente OradOr don Ra-
fael Ferrer.
FL ilustre literatO Felix C6rdova Da-
villa recit6 una de sus mas bellas poe
sias. v. virgilio Dayila, el inspirado
poeta. lego tam5ien una suya.
AL brillante actO asisti6 numerOso
pablico ioda la bnena sociedad baya-
mOnesa.
Ha sido un exiio de los iniciadore'
de este acto de homenaje la memOria
de don Salvador Brau.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20
Corte Suprema
de Puerto Rico

Diciembre Is, 1918.
El Abogado Geronimo Casta Forne
presto juramento para el ejercicio de S,
profession
Sc celebro la vista del case civil seguide
por Ramon Almazan, hoy SUI SUCCESSION, con-
ira Salvador.y Victor Lopez Nussa, sobre
nulidad de contrato indemnizacion de
perjuicios. En- este case inforlnaron los
abogados Jose Martinez Davila Henry
G. Molina
En- el recurSo de Habeas Corpus de Eu-
seblo Sanchez Inoeencio Arduen, Sc dicto
resolucion concediendo los peticionarios
apelantes una primera prorroga de cinco
dlas, contar desde el 22 de diciembre
corriente para presentar su alegato.
Sc autorizo al Secretario de este Tribu-
nal para que desglose entregue al Abo-
gado Geronimo Casta Fornes, ell certifcado
de buena conducta moral frmado por el
Corcncl Geo. R. Shanton que presentara
con su solicitud de examen de primer gra-
do para el ejercicio de la abogacia.
Tambien Sc autorizo al Secretario de este
Tribunal para que devuelva la parte
demandan e-apelante en- el case de Jesus
Dominguez Poupart V. Porto Rico Railway
Light & Power Co., sobre daios perjui-
clos, las cuatro fotografias que fueron
presentadas en- este Tribunal con la trans
cripcion de autos en- este case que Sc
introdujeron como prueba en- la corte SEN
tenciadora
En- el case de Genara Candelas Flores
v Carmen Ramirez Viuda de Guiot, sobre
reclamation de alimer to-, el Tribunal re-
servo la resolucion de la mocion sobre de
sestimacion de apelacion presentada por la
parte apelada, para despues que Sc haya
celebrado la vista del recurso
En- el case de Fajardo Sugar Company
V. Jose Santiago ct al, apelacion proceden-
te de la Corte de Distrito de San Juan,
SeCcion la Sc dicto sentencia confirmando
la apelada que dicto dicha Corte el 10 de
septiembre de 1913 en- -cuanto por ella Sc
ordeno el pago de las costas especihcadas
en- el memorandum, el de los honorarios
ijados, pero revocarlo en- cuanto por ella
Sc ordeno el pago de $40 para gastos le
vaie de los demandados
En- el case seguido contra Geronimo Re-
yes por abuse de con6anza, Sc confirmo la
,cltencia &c la Corte de Distrito de San
Juan, Seccion "a, de 10 de Junio de 1913.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20

La compalla de la eminente actriz
Matllde Moreno reestrenara esta nocha
Ia dellciosa comedia en tres actos. nMa-
trlmonio interino," obra cue estreno
aqul Rosario Pino
La crltlca madrilena ha elogiado la
labor de Matilde Moreno V demas ar
tlstas de su companfa en- Ia prac;os5s;-
ma comedla que volveremos aplaudir
asta noche en- la escena del Municipal
La compall1a dara mafana. 4 las tres
y media, su primera Matinee, con la
obra que gusto tanto anoche. "Nena
Teluel.
Por la noche Sc reestrena "Malya-
loca. -
La eminente Matilde Moreno. que
rlendo correspondent de alguna manera
la brlllante acogida que la hecho el
o1blico Puertorriqueho puso un cable
su empresa de la Habana pidi6ndole
le deJase actuar mayor niimero de fun
elones en- nuestro elegante coliseo.
Hoy recibe Ell gerente senior Lopez
un cable que dice asi: 'Lamento no
poder acceder al ruego de la gentil Mo
renita; precisa debutar "a primeros de !.
enero, de 10 contrario, perdida de Tea
tro y fianza metalico- Narciso. De
manera que ante dicha imposibilidad
Ia Moreno solo puede hacer "Nueve
'nicas funciones pues precisa EN-
barcar el % en- ell vapor Monserrat.
Es de lamentar Ell que una actriz de
los meritos de Matilde Moreno la yea
mos trabajar solo nueve 4dfas'' No
dudamos que las nueve funciones seran
otros tantos llenos, pues es muy dificil
poder aplaudir una actriz de los meri-
tos de la Moreno
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20
COMMERCIAL

Los seiiores sobrino y Fernandez, del
comercio de esta plaza, nos participant
que por haber expirado el termino de La
soeiedad mereantil que con ese nom-
bre giraba, - ia convenido en- 81 disolu-
ei6n. haeitndose cargo de la liquidacion
de las existeneiaz. asi como tambien dc
los ereditos aeiiyos lno hay pasiyo) la
nneva mercantil sobrino. Fernandez y
Co. de Ia eual son soeios gestores don
Benigno Fernandez Perez. don jose Be-
nito sobrino y Rodriguez y don jose
Garcia y Garcia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20
LEVEMENTE

Desde hace dias se eneuentra reclui-
60 en su elegante reSidencia de Santur-
a.. nuestrO muy distinguido amigo, "a
otable financiero don Jose 7. Silva,
squejado de una por fortuna, leye do
:neia que l. ha tenidO por breves dias
alejado de sn despacho.
NuesirO amigo ya esta mejOr Y da-
mos 4 nnestros leetOres esta agradab'c
roticia. en Ia segnridad de que entire
clos ha de haber muchos amigos del
senior Silva.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20
Fiestas en- la Catedral
NOVENA A LA VIRGEN DE LA
PROVIDENCIA.

Ell martes d1a % de los corrientes.
dara principle las siete media. de
La noche la traditional novena q Nues-
ira Sonora de la Providencia. Todos
los dlas predicara Ell elocuente orador
Rev. P. Juan de Gorotiza, O. S. A.
Dlariamente Sc dira la Misa en- el
Altar de la Providencia a las seis de
La manana y sera armonizada. Ell dfa
81, ultimo dla de la Novena Sc cele
brara la Misa a las nueve de la maiia-
na con asistencia del senior Obispo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20

clio enorme y a plazos que no Sc acaban

clio enorme y a plazos que no Sc acaban
nunca.
Nena Teruel volver1a al teatro. j Vol
verla? Ha vuelto, porque toda su ilu-
sion esta otra vez en- la escena. Y asl
en- aquella misericordiosa vista de la jo-
ven opulenta Nena Teruel al lamenta-
BILE Espinosa, vuelven ser 10 que fue-
ron los dos, 10 que seran toda la vida
pOrque para ESQ naclerOn.
Los insignes autofes sevillanos han
tenido un magno acierto
Domingo Orozco.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20
Ateneo p~ertorriqueno
Sociedad de Escritores
y Artistas
CERTAMEN DE LITERATURE
Y BELLAS ARTES.
IAUDO DEL JURADO DE
POSTALES.

Tres bonitos albums de postales con
aut0grafos Sc han presentado disputar
ell premio ofrecido por ell seiior Pedro
Giusty en- ell certamen organizado por Ell
Ateneo Puertorriqueiio la Sociedad de
Escritores y Artistas en- Puerto Rico
Uno de ellos es ell de la sefiorita Mignon
Me Cormick, con mil postales: otro ell de
la sefiora Raquel Cestero de del Vale,
con quinientas postales; y el tercero Ell
de la sefiorita Amparo Fernandez Mater,
con cuatrocientaS noventa y una.
Aunoue ell album mas numeroso es de
la seforita Nc Cormick, y tiene ademas
la circumstance, muy apreclable para
nosotros, de reunir mas de 200 postales
diversas con vistas de Puerto Rico; y
aunque ell mismo es notable en- aut0gra-
fos de prominentes personals de Puer-
to Rico Y Estados Unidos, en- la polltica,
gerarquias eclesiasticas, judicatura, no
tiene la riqueza de los otros dos en-
cuanto aut6grafos de literature y ar
tistas.
Noblemente compiten en- este punto ell
album de la seIiorita Fernandez Mater y
.el de la sonora Cestero; y bien huble-
ramos deseado poder dar un premio a
cada una de las tres expositoras.
La sefiorita Fernandez Mater reune en-
su album una collection de so aut6gra-
fos de paises extranjeros, que no tiene
la Sra. Cestero; v tambien lie lleva ven
taia ell los autografos de Espaila, pues
la sonora Cestero tiene solo 35, contra
1O3 la seiiorita Fernandez: diferencia a
favor de esta: 11S autografos entire Es-
pafia ell eXtranjerO.
Pero la senora Cestero tiene, en- cam
bio, 2O6 valiosos aut6grafos de pa1ses de
la America latina, en- tanto que la seno-
rita Fernandez tiene solo so. Ademas,
la sonora Cestero tiene 25 aut6grafos
mas que aquella, de Puerto Rico, en- IL
teratura, y lie dobla ell njlmero en- posta-
les de pintura y mtsica. 81 a este Sc
agrega que las 500 postales de la sonora
| Cestero son todas con aut6grafo, mien-
| tras que entire las de la seflorita Fernan-
dez hay unas 50 que son colecciones I'M
| presas, no hay duda que la cantidad es-
| ia en- favor de la sefiora Cestero, y en-
cuanto q la calidad de los autografos,
son analogos.
Ell premio Sc adjudica, pues, a la Sc
nora Raquel Cestero de del Valle; de-
biendo otorgarse un diploma de honor a
| la seiiorita Fernandez por la riqueza de
aut6grafos literarios, otro a la seno-
rita Nc Cormick por ell n1mero y calidad
de las postales.
San Juan, Die. 19 de 1913.
(Firmado) Cayetano Coll y Toste
Eugenio Benitez Castano, Miguel Cue
rra. Jose G. Torres, NJ Schettini Gaz
! tambide, A. Esteves, Jose de j. Cavo.
eskeyt~
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Ell DR.. Zeno, absuelto

Ell jurado de la Corte Federal que
entendia en- la demanda interpuesta
por ell Lcdo. Pittingil contra Ell DR.. Ze
no Gambia dio aver tarde su veredicto
declarando sin lugar la reclamation y
absolviendolo de toda responsabilidad
Congratulamos al distinguido com
panero por el fin que ha tenido ese plei
to.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-12-20
De la Biblioteca lnsuIar


Don Luis Munoz Rivera, Resident
Commissioner de Puerto Rico en- Wash
ington, ha enviado esta Biblioteca un
grueso vol1men que contiene los Estatu-
tos Revisados C6digos de Puerto Rico
hasta ell presente ano
Sc agradece mucho este donativo.
La Biblioteca Insular adquirio recien-
temente para ell servicio de lecturas las
excelentes revistas "Espana Moderna
de Madrid, y "El Mercurio' de BARGE
Iona.
Tambien adquirio la Ultima edicion
de la ENCYCLOPEDIA Americana. (1913.)
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1913-10-31
HE WAS GERMAN
Hans, the Cobb|er, the Name He
Answered To.
he BREAKS INTO SOCIETY.

But Dinkman's Photograph Ruins His
Reputation at Homo and Abroad.
Then Hans Shows How They Treat
"Shokers" In the Fatherland.
BY NJ. QUAD.
lCopyrsht 1913, by Associated Literary
Press
q OMETIMES | belief | yhas one
~ big fool, chust ash my wife
~ says.
Hike to be Il bit swagger, und
50 | hat some gas meters put into my
cobbltr shop to make him a swell
place. ul,l She vhas in only six days
when n man comes In und looks at her
NIT Il candle und says:
"Nhcll, cobher | take fecfty cent
from you for gas"
paid him. und he goes AWAY, but
in one week another man comes In
shllst der same nld says dot bill vhas
Is cent und he must collect. | paid
him. nnd he says all right unu goes
AWAY. but in three days dot third man
comes in und says der gas bill vhas 60
cent. | don't see how she vhas, unl
| don't vlant to pay, but he points his
finger ut me nnu yeils out
III You don't pay, oudt comes dot
meter, nnd sue YOU nine times
Dot seareS me, und | pay. but go
to dot little tailor Unh tells him about
1t und ask him how she What's.
"llans, YOU vhas some chnmps." he
says. "Nopody comes for der gas bill
but once a month. Dose chaps vlE,s
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1913-10-31


some shurprrs. und YOU Was Swindled,
but II amy more comes YOU shalt give
EN- der boot"
Vhell. dot Nhas all right, und | 20
AWAY und sat down In my shop. No
body comes. for ten days. nnd den q
man walks In nit candle ind looks
dot meter IN der eye una says:
"cobblcr, haf to make dot bin for
1000 feet dis month";"
dot vIlns nil X o." says ash |
stands oop. "und | hat to kick you ten
times for II swindler.'
y Lawyer Comes.
| eff him some boots. und he goes
AWAY, but in two hours lawyer
comes nnd says II shall cost me $40
for kicking der gas man. | send for
dot little tailor, lllh he comes nnd
says:
"Of course. What Il fool you Was,
You don't DO nottings to some swim
dlcrs, but when der honest man comes
you kick him. You vhns a lucky man
TO get out Of it for $40"
Some other day II man comes into
my shop nit package und Il book,
ind he calls oudt:
"Vhas dis Hans, der German cob
bler!'
"Shc vhas," says.
GAN right. Sign dis book und gif
me 20 cents for a package from Chi
cago by express"
In his md
und When I open dot package she vhus
only some cabbage head goes by
dot little tailor llnd tell him. undl he
says:
"Vhell. | neffer see sooch hayseeds.
Can't you tell some swindlers when
you see him? It somebody else comes
init n package you shall cir him der
grand bounce
! goes home nnd puts on some in
visible patches. und In -four days a
| man comes IN ag in nit n package unil
! book.
"Nhcre vhas dot Hans, der cobblerY'
Fright here says /.
"Vhell, you sign dis book nnd gift me
80 cents for package from Boston,"
! Ioi WAS u W lildiil, SHSS, hIlu
| shall cir you some grand bounce to
do you good"
Makes Another Mistake.
hit dot man on der chin und pull
/ his hair und boot him, ,lnd he don't
| fight back. In one hour | know he
vlias all right, nnd dot package vllas
sole leather, nnd If | don't gif him
sefen dollar | vhas In state prison for
| life. When ! see dot little tailor
blows him oop, but he laughs und
says:
''If you cunt tell somepody from
somepody You had better hang your
selfn'
Den my old frendt Dinkman come to
say to me;
"Hans. tell you What vhas der mat
ter You don't make society enough.
Society means peesness Der more so
ciety der more peesness. II You enter
tain society in der evenings society
brings you shoes to mend by daylight"
"But how ran be socIetyT l says.
"Shust ash easy ash grease. Do you
know What some monographs yhns:'
Seems to me | hear aloud her, but
dunno. Does she safe 10 per cent In
fuel"
mo, no. She vhas some machine
like corn shelter. You shpeak in der
hopper, unl your voice comes back to
you. hat one at my house, und II
you vhlll git leetle party yhill bring
her oop und we shall hat more fun
ash seven goats ind monkey. You
can invite ten peoples, und dot vhill be
society. Go und speak to your wife
aboudt her"