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The Washington times., 1913-10-18
HAT RENOVATORS
VACUUM LAUNDRY

BEGINNING MONDAY. OCT. 20. a speciality
will be made of laundering anything re-
quring extreme Carc-fne waists. lingerie,
laCes etc. returned within IS hours: limited
number of articles daily: individual washings;
high grade work. no washboard: compressed
air and suction do the work VACUUM
CLOTHES WASHER. lll6 G " ". l.
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WINDOW CLEANING

HOW ABOUT DIRTY WINDOWS,
II " w White Help. Moderate prices
LEON L. CAROON. Acme Window Cleaning
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EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES

FISHERS AGENCY. fIs 10th st. y. w.
HELP SUPPLIED.
Day, week, or month
Yhons Main 1u1 -
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W0RKINGMAN'S WANTS

WORKINGAEN-Wiu II be cheaper to buy
at this store? Up to you to prove, our ex-
penses are low, and We keep very busy; saw
we expect to sell LOO slightly used over
coats. s3 TO $40 and that's going some: one
Price JUSTH'S OLD STAND, 6ls D. /
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SUCCESS DENOTES VALUE
THE TIMES is Washington's Fastest
Growing Classified Advertising Medium
Want
Columns
WASHINGTON TINES
WANT AID BRANCH AGENCIE,

WASHINGTON TINES
WANT AID BRANCH AGENCEA
NORTHWEST.
Asouiths Pharmacy. 1913 18th St
Astoria Pharmacy, Srd and G.
Bachrach Pharmacy. 9Th and Eye
5eners Pharmacy. 9TH and o.
BOYD Pharmacy 33ol Georgia ave-
BronauEh Pharmacy. eth and p.
CsIPenter 4 Dunlop. 18th and Girara
ChristiaDi Pharmacy, 7th and
Concord Pharmacy. 1916 \: II. ave.
DAVIS Pharmacy. Sd and II.
Day Co, 9th and G.
Days Pharmacy. 18th and Park road.
Emerald Pharmacy. 4th and Mass ava.
Goldenberg's Dept. Store. 7th and z.
Harvard Pharmacy, 1lth and Harvard
Henry Pharmacy, End and N.
Hines' Pharmacy, New Jersey ave D q.
Hutton & Hilson, 22nd and l.
hann, 8. Sons d Co.. Dept. Store. sth and
Koss Pharmacy. 7th and Florida ave.
MstsiSsiys % nflrHs PharSscys ys'i i.ss ass ssd T. T.
Sishors PhsImacy. isth ana Pa ave.
o'Donnell,s Pharmacy, 9Th and F.
Peoples Pharmacy, 7th and n
Rhode Island Pharmacy; LIST and R; I ss&
si@esons ss Phar%scy S9tsn ath ana s' Il .na ~.
Times Sub. Station, 4sis II.
Times Sub. Station. 140e w.
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Van SAINT Pharmacy. sth and p.
Neitch's Pharmacy. 2oth and n.
Union Station tGe5s.tisRi SnsTnR sHaFnaO,a E4
eoassi. esS%s Pssrmssy: sth ii Can sRa ad
Furhman Pharmacy. sth and e. Cap.
ssnsy Phar@sey. Sin and Il.
McChesney & Joachim. sth and 3.
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Time. Sub. staten ss9i4zrasr s. I;
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Ney Co., Pa ave. and sth.
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Fuller. W. C.. SiaA"AsH ssi i.t.
Harris Pharmacy. 3rd and r.
Lynham's Pharmacy, lbs IA q.
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GEORGETOWN
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Times Sub. Station, 32os N st-
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sEPTEMbEH CALCULATION.
DAILY.
Total gross. Sept, lsl2......-......... I63s 200
Average gross. Sept. lsl3. ...--.-.---.. $500
Total net. Sept, 1919. 81 32S v72
Average net Sept; SUNDAY. hsln; H'''a
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Average gross, Sept. 1913. A.f52
Total net. Sept. 1913. 1bs us3
Average net. Sept. 1913. 80 ia
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PIANO TUNING

PIANO AND PLAYER PIANO TUNING ami
repairing, q up. Free estimates. Work
guaranteed. VIM. W. SAUNDERS, 1914 Rock
Creek Ch. I'd. Phone Col 23s2
TUNING. 500. Player Piano and organ
work guaranteed. NJ 26s. or drop postal
HERMAN'S PIANO SHOP. 1920 PA AVE
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RUGS WOVEN like new. guaranteed years:
carpet cleaning. OLD LAUREL ECLlPSE
scs-NI 10th st. 8. w. Main Szs4-A
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ONE APT. In the Montclair. lS31 Bslmens
81. N. W., parior. dining room, bed room,
kitchen, RECEPTION hall. bath. and porch; Al
large; every modern Improvement: all outside
rooms; rent, $3o; no children. Owner. Apt.
No. /: refs.
JUST THE THING for nice people who want
to live comfortably but must have mod
crate rent; new, cosy apartments Of three
bright rooms, bath, and porch. Only st2.50
per month. lTl2 A ST. s. z.
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HELP WANTED-MAlE

BOY wanted for tailor shop with wheel: IS
per week; steady work. Apply at once.
I5ll Connecticut ave.
BOY with bicycle and references. 626 E
n. W, COHEN & co.
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PIANOS FREE.

Do not delay any longer: start your girls
and boys In music at once. We will loan you
a good square piano.-suitable for practice
FREE for 6 months. All you pay is cost Of
hauling Apply at once.
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WALL PAPER

PAPERHANGING and painting: reasonable
prices: work guaranteed: drop postal. e. J.
KELEHER & CO.. 727 9th ST. N W.
HARRISON & co.'s PAPERHANGERS AND
painters are picked experts who never fail
to please. Lowest prices on papering. paint
ing glazing. Phi. North l7S3 for esti. 1894
9Th st. N w.
PAPERHANGING. 2oqo less than other firms
Phone Line. 2239. drop postal for esti
mate. CHAS r. HYSAN. 2N L. Cap. St
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14
AT Ii GRAND

Coming to the Grand for three days
starting Thursday, October 10th is
a high class act. drst time on the
small time vaudeville st Res Of this
country. This Is an act that is en-
tertaining from start to finish aud Is
that will set a PERSONS nerves
tense for a moment u cause a burst
of laughter the next. "Alburtus''
Is the g~entleman's name II he is
rated as a laugh king as we'll rs a
Genius In the art of h%ypnotism. He
uas not the old time act played out
many years ago but the real live up
to date kind that you do not see out
side the big cities, the kind that get
you thinking and sends you home
with a sor, Of a wondering that brings
you back the next night. This popu-
lar high class act commsnoes Thurs
day aud continues for three days
Don't fail to see It,.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14
Theatres
Ideal pRO0RAM

A week of good things is In store
for the patrons Of the coy little
theatre that specialists 10 photo plays;
and offers nothing but the best 10
clean. wholesome amusement
Tonight. Tuesday. The Ideal pre-.
sents to its nero patrons one Of
the most surprisingly magnificent
creations Ia the art OF photo plays
making. ever brought TO st Maries
This lie a VitagrAph two part fes
ture entitled The Strength of Men. .
Tuesday is a V~itsRraph night for
Ia addition there is offered a vita.
graph comedy featuring Miss Flora
Finch. Last Saturday night the
electric library lamp WIS won by Miss
Jean Watson. Another of these
beautiful stained art glass aud brass
lamps will be given away next Satur-
day night.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14

The first football game which has
ever been played in this city will
lake place at the baseball park Satur-
day afternoon at ? 100 O'Clock. at
that time the St. Maries High School
football team will meet the North
Central High School of Spokane.
The St. Maries team is badly
handicapped by the fact that this is
not only the first game of the year
but also tue 6rst game in which some
Of the members of the team have ever
played. Notwithstanding this fact
those attending may expect to see
a hard fought contest as the boys
have been practiclnR hard aud are
anxious to start the season with a vic
tory to their credit.
The North Central High School
has already proven that they are
strong couteuders for the inter.
scholastic championship of the North
west by defeating some of the strong
Inland Empire teams.
The local team will rely mostly
upon straight football eud will not
attempt many trick plays or forward
passes, as most to the practices up ia
this time has been on the defense,
and 1t Is expected a defensive game
will be played as much as possible
It Is expected that a large crowd
will turn out TO see the game and give
the team the benefit of their support.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14

What is the origin Of the Norfolk
Jacket, and why the straps OF piaits
and beltg
The name is derived from the count,
of Norfolk. on the southeast coast OF
England The shores Of the county are
marshes intersected by tidal streams
locally known as the broads." an idea
spot for shooting wild fowl. The ma
ture Of the country is such that tn,
shooter must carry his own game bag
and ammunition. for leaders would b,
more bother than they are worth. Ac
cordingly there developed a shooting
jacket with conveniences for this EN-
pl0yment, the belt Tor the carriage OF
the game bag and powder horn or car
touche box. the straps TO distribute the
weight more fairly upon the shoulders
Modern fashions OF tailoring have re
tanned these conveniences in a form OF
conventionalized ornament-New Yorl
Sun.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14

In July. 1910. Frederick Holden Tur
ner. a wen known London solicitor.
had a stroke Of paralysis which lef,
him quite helpless. yet with his mind
perfectly clear. Soon after his seizure
be told his nurse to fetch a drawer
from his writing table. He made her
take out a particular paper and pu;
this into an envelope and seal IL. He
then said, Write on the outside. MY
last will" This she did also.
The envelope was put back and the
drawer locked.
After Mr.. Turner's death his nephew
went with the nurse to the drawer
only TO lind that the will was MISSING
from the still sealed envelope.
The envelope itself was shown ~
court. but the mystery Of the disap
pearance Of its contents could o b.
solved Parsons Weekly.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14
Society

Private Dancing Party

I AANUUV WWANNAAl8 &VT
This evening the first Of q series
Of private dancing parties given by
the young people Of the city Will be
held at the Grand Theatre The new
organization has been formed with
the idea of aifordlng a pleasant e
iue's pastime for the local people
during the comiLg winter months. 81
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14

Miss Vera Lewis entertained a small
circle of friends at a gathering al
her home Friday evening The time
Was very enioyably spent In a social
good time. entertainment being
afforded by each member of the
party. followed at the close of the
evening by a dainty luncheon
Ihuse present we're: The Misses
Nell Mulcahy, Marjorie Shaw, and
Grace CLARK, and the Messrs Reed
Klapr. Charles r Schultz, II L Alul.
cshy. Hamilton CLARK aud II r lay
for
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14

being The plan Of those promoting
the club to give two dances each
month
The affair this evening promises 10
attract a large crowd of the lovers Of
dancing and will undoubtedly prove
one of the leading social gatherings
Of the season
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14

My dear" said the young husband
did you speak to the milkman about
there being no cream on the milk?"
Yes. ! told hin about it this morn
ing. and he has explained 1t satisfac
torily. | think it is quite a credit 10
him too"
What did he say?"
He said that he always hlled the
jug so full that there is no room on
the top for the cream."-Farm and
Home.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14
Sports

A dOOD MATCH PROMISED

That those who attend the wrest
ling match Friday night at the
Skalton and Warren hall Will see a
show we ! worth their nancy is an
assured fact
Both DeVyer and Gundersou are
working hard in training for the con
test and both STATE that tbgy Will he
in the best Of oonditiqf Assihle
Gunderson is pursuing q of
his own in training whicN Iys Is
proving very successful 49, Ponds
an hour or so each day rowing a
heavy boat on the river He says this
Is excellent exercise for the muscles
10 the arms and shoulders which are
brought into play so much in wrest-
ling andA Is also doing seven OF
eight mifssVkf work in the fore
doom, and Works out on the mat in
the afternoon With a number of the
local heavyweights Dewyer has
been working out with some of the
best heavy weight wre7tlers in south
ern Idaho at Boise and feels con ideut
that be will be victorious IN the
match Friday night
Much interest is being taken In the
boat by the fans in nearby towns and
it ~Rrobable that there will be @
Ian from Occur d'Alene and
Harm Pat will attend as we'll as
from theuh river points
Gunderson being we'll known IL
this section is naturally the favorit'
but the knowing oues say that there
will be little to choose from between
the two men aud the bout promises Il
be fast aud furious
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14

~Bousekeeper 90 What makes you so
late with the milk these mornings?
Milkman Well. you see, mum. the
pure food law don't allow us more
than 25.O00.OOO bacteria to the gallon.
an you wouldn't believe how long 1t
takes to count the little divvilsi-Lip-
pincott's.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1913-10-14

Those who fearlessly shoulder Their
burden generally find a loyal helper.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-06
The Harvest Of the Enoineers.

Cleveland Leader: 'Fhe great dam
across the Nile. at Assouan, together
with other engineering works ut like
nature which have been carried 10
completion by the British government
in Egype, or under It's auspices, have
cost about $4,000 goo. 1t is q vast
sum, measured by the earning power
of the people. 4 million dollars in
Egypt means the wages of several
times as many men, for a giver ue-
riod, as would be REQUIRED TO pile up
tehat amount in the United States.
But look at the other side. The
value of the land in the provinces af-
fected by these works has risen from
1856, 900, 900 to $2,44O. o 1880. The an
nual rem has been increased from
$50, 100000 to $3.50, 000, 600, and the adj
vance is still going on. The fun ef-
feet of the improvements in the wat
er supply of the country, for irriga-
ton, has not yet been experienced.
But who gets all this money ~
That is the question which cynics and
preachers of discomfort fall back upon
when the miracles of modern science
and industry are praised. They init
mate that the poor are left, poorer
han ever and that all of rhe gains So
to the rich and well-to-do.
In Egypt the answer is found in the
swift growth of the savings of the
common. people and in their obvious
and marked gain in comfort and Sc
curity from the exactions of the tax
gat1erer and the landlord. There is
much less difficulty than of old in coll
lecting taxes and rents and the peas
ants are better fed, better housed and
better supplied with the tools and
livestock they need.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-06
GROW HAIR ON
A BALD HEAD
BY a Specialist.

Thousands Of people suffer from
badness and falling hair who, having
tried nearly every advertised hair
tonic and hair-grower without re-
suits, have resigned themselves to
badness and its attendant disconl-
fort. Yet their case is not hopeless;
the following simple home p~rescrfp-
ton has made hair grow after years
of badness, and is also unequalled for
restoring gray hair to its original coll
or, stopping hair from falling out, and
destroying the dandruff germ. 1t will
not make the hair greasy, and can be
put up by any druggist: Bay Rum 6
ounces; Lavona de Compose, q
ounces; Menthol Crystals, one-half
drachm. II you wish it perfumed, add
half to one teaspoonful of To-Kalon
Perfume, which unites perfectly the
other ingredients. This preparation is
highly recommended by physicians
and specialists, and is absolutely
harmless, as it contains none of the
poisonous wood alcohol so frequently
found in hair tonics. Do not apply to
the face or where hair Ii not desired.
-Advt,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-06
EMTER PRESIDENT WILSON.

st. Paul Dispatch: There is a great
saving clause in the scholarly and the
solemnly optimistic Grafton with which
President Wilson began his. admins
tration. 1t lies in the declaration
that the democracy, into whose hands
eminent, must take things as 1t finds
them and may make them hereafter.
and not as it would have them, not as
they might be eff we had a clean sheet
Of paper to write upon,'' as the chief
executive expressed it.
This sums up the rebuke of the ma
tional conditions which have brought
about the change of government. This
epitomizes the faults and the wrongs
Of our systems, for which the last ad-
m~inistration was indicted and upon
which the verdict Of November was re-
turned. But Mr.. Wilson was neither
cross enough nor tactless, enough to
make of the greatest occasion of his
life a political arraignment or a parti-
matchless talent for efficient express
sion in IN oration in which his keenest
critic will find difficulty in detecting
a flaw, oil his most aggressive po-
ttical adversary in IN opening for at
tack.
There is, throughout, the most skill
fnl ~generalizing which avoids particn-
larizing without that apparent pur-
pose. There is a broad handling of all
public questions at issue and under
discussion, in superb style-the work
of the scholarly thinker, the product
OF the trained writer-with the promise
| Of the certainty of correct disposition,
but without a hint of the details of
performance. His hearers and his
readers are made to feel that the
great. work of restoration" as he
phrases it, is there to be done and will
be done and it is unnecessary at this
time for him to enter upon the detail
of the precise means.
And yet there is an impressive SOL
emnity that is the dominant note of
the inaugural. There is a humility
that could have been acknowledged
only by the man OF courageous heart
and clear, cool brain. There is a rec
ignition of the arduous character of
the task laid upon him by his country
men, but not a scintilla of evidence
that the difficulties daunt him or the
obstacles appa1l. There is also the APP
probation that the democracy is but
the present instrumentality of the
people for a definite purpose, and that
this is no occasion for a partisan jubi-
lee that goes further than the accept
ance of an honorable and sacred trust.
The inaugural is a short one-which
is another strong point to its credit
and will therefore be generally read.
1t is safe to predict a favorable recep-
tion at the hands Of the American peo-
pie.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-06
Rebukad,

Judge: He gave palpable evidence
of weighing at least 240, and he tow
cred 6 feet 4 inches into the air. He
looked as If the champion heavy
weight of the prize ring might go
down before him like a reed before
the wind. BY his side stood a little
woman s feet 10 and possibly 80
pounds In weight. She had the meek
and subdued look of a woman who
had borne much. While they waited
for their a on a corner, a passerby
heard the giant say:
Cant you let me have a quarter,
Jennie?"
Jennie's voice cut the air like a
blade as h said:
Now, see here, Jim Baggs, didn't /
tell you before We left hone that 10
cents was all I intended you should
have to spend? 1 sure did, IN / should
think you had been married to me
long enough to know that when / say
a thing / mean it! I think I see YOU
havin' a whole quarter to fool away
on seegars an such stuff Now, YOU
make any more fuss and you'll stay at
home the next time / come to town."
Last season 1873 tourists were acci-
IDENTIFY killed in the Alps. Mountain
climbing is almost as fatal as avia-
ton.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-06
The Most HeaIthful
Food known

1t is perhaps not generally known
among Fargo families that "Minne-
sofa" Spaghetti is n of the most
healthful foods known.
1t is four times as nutritious as
beef-steak, six times as nutritious as
potatoes and, because it contains more
proteids than most foods, it is more
strength giving and less ~fattening.
Minnesota" Spaghetti gives the
power of endurance without overload
ing the stomach and it should be free
Iy eaten by everyone. and especially
by children, in place of meat.
minnesota" Spaghetti is very easy
to prepare. has a deliciously appetiz-
ing flavor and costs only about l cent
IL dish. -Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-06
JANUARY WAS
HEALTHY MONTH
FEW DEATHS FROM CONTAGIOUS
plsEAsEs-sIRTH RATE WAS
VERY HIGH-REPoRTs FROM
THE CITIES ARE VERY INTER.
EsTlNG.

The monthly report OF the state
board of health just issued shows that
January was one OF the healthiest
mouths in some time. No cases Of tu-
berculosls Were reported. There were
sixteen cases of smallpox with no
deaths, twenty three cases of diph-
liberia and one death, and twenty
eight cases OF scarlet fever with one
death. There, were forty cases of
measles in the state during the month,
twenty mine of them in Grand Forks
county.
The vital statistics show 996 births
to 4OS deaths. the stork d~istancing the
reaper by a two to one lead. The fol-
lowing is the vital statistics report for
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-06
important TO Thousands
but Powerful Prescription
For Rheumatism and Lame Back.

84AAH=
This has been well known to the
best doctors for years as the quickest
and most reliable cure obtainable for
rheumatism and backache. 1T has been
published here for several winters and
hundreds of the worst cases cured by
1t in a short time. from your drug
gist get ounce of TorIs compound
Tin original sealed package) and one
ounce of syrup of ~Sarsaparilla COM
pound. Take these two ingredients
home and put them into a half pint of
good whiskey. Shake the bottle and
taxi a tablespoonful before each meal
and al bedtime Results come the
first day. If your druggist does not
have Toris Compound in stock he will
get II in a few hours from his whole
sale house. Don't be influenced to take
some patent medicine instead of this.
Insist on having the genuine Toris
compound In the original, one-ounce,
sealed yellow package.
st. Benedict Kidney Tablets Give Ima-
mediate relief. -Adyt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-03-06
The Forty Year Test.

An article must have exceptional
merit to survive for a period Of forty
years. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
was first offered to the public in 1872.
From a small beginning it has grown
in favor and popularity until it has at
tanned a world wide reputation. You
will find nothing better for a cough
or cold. Try it and you will under
stand why it is a favoritc after a
period Of more than forty years. 1t
not only gives relieC-it cures. For
sale by all dealers. -AdVt.