The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1913-06-20

dies who confessed to each other that
such was frequently their experience.
The annoying fact stood out as hor-
rid figure. Why should Cristian girls
be pestered with those unWelcome
visitors.
Here is the point girls, and all girls;
a long time before Europe was di-
vided up geographically as it now,
England and Ireland lawed for years
over a strip of land between them
and which both claimed. At last war
was inevitable, but an Iris lassie sug-
gested that they put serpents on the
disputed territory. If they died it
belonged to Ireland, if they lived it
belonged. to England. just so with
{ penis of thoughts are put on your dis
:puted territory, if they live it belongs
] to the devil. if they die it belongs to
| Your G. u. was out the other even
ing in company when the subject OF
recent wedding came up for its share
| of brain stormlng.
One woman present said with the
greatest disgust that she supposed the
! girl was satisfied now since she got
the fellow, for she surely did want
| him bad enough.
Another married woman said with
blue vehemence that the bride had
! done everything she could to catch
that fellow. She had gone out of her
way to let people know she was in
| love with the sucker she married, had
simply put herself in his way and left
| no stones unturned to get the man of
her choice.
1t seemed that the poor bride had
smiled unduly upon the victim she
now had in her meshes and had drop
ped the usual courtesies from her
i other gentleman friends and had come
| loved and the danes whom this
modus operendi had offended thought
marriage should not be a hypnotic
matter and this girl had certainly
hypnotized the new husband.
Oh bosh to such prattle. Our town
is jus like all other towns and who
ever got married anywhere anyhow
any time without being hypnotized?
There may be sly ways of doing it, to
be sure, and there may be open and
frank ways. You may have help from
the parents on one or both sides, or
you may not, but hypnotic influence
does the job and dear readers you
may put that in your pipe and smoke
it.
Your c. D. wants to call the atten-
ton of the Interurban folk to the
hieroglyphics on their little stations
along the north line between here and
Boise. I'went to the powers that be
to inspect the hand writing of every
school boy in the patron region OF
each station. The teachers have the
hand written work of the boys. Let
the teachers go examine the work
on the stations and help the detectives
locate the young criminals. Then too,
only a portion of this filth comes
young boys. Young men and older
men are doing the criminal work:
Lets have the photographs taken and
the stuff obliterated with plane and
and paint brush, and then for the good
of the boys, find them and show them
better way, but the older fellows
will surely go on. to hades in spite OF
reform measures for he who would
burn a marn for meanness or stick a
hoe in a neighbours cow for down.
right cussedness, or rob a store tor
gain, or steal steer for meat, OF
spit secretly into another's food, OF
shake hands with filthy fingers, OF
hold to the end of church seat as 9th
ers go in by him, is an angel compared
with the rotten heartedness and puss
forming soul of the degenerate who
will put the wicked stuff where inno-
| cency must see it.
Your Child Discover visited the
Ihospitable home of Rev. w. 5
Hawkes. this week and saw mother
sheep with her baby. All the winter
the old mother sheep had enjoyed q
goodly fleece. The first time hel
baby ever saw her she was nice ant
round and cymm For week!
this young creature, just up from thu
silent unknown animal world hat
learned to love its mother as she wa!
but one day one OF the boys conclud
ed that the season OF the year hat
come for putting off winter clothing
and so he sheared Mrs. Sheep. All
that day the little lamb was in sor
row. He cried until his eyes wer
weak and his tongue tired. He wante'
his mamma. That this irregular, ugl
looking thing following him aroun
lwas not his mamma at all. At lengt
hunger drove him to desperation an
he took chances on tapping some
81 thing that still looked a good dea
Like former things, when 10 and behol
The pumped himself full OF good, rio
. mothers milk and then he said t
, himself he supposed he would fin
many strange things in life.
: : Your c. D. stopped Mr.. Olmstea
on the street this week and asked hil
about his long, faithful service as
> locomotive driver He said he ha
|, worked for the road thirty-seve
years and seven months. He CON
menced right at the bottom.
! When asked if he was going to bt
gin at the bottom in heaven and pt
e in few years wiping those golde
: engines in the heavenly round house
Y and then take one out on the mai
4 line. he replied mo, | ought to b
4 entitled to a good run right frol
, | the start