Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-07

when H1IN hln2 HoeH Qal 90 nanl
Fnfaeoln 10 4ltln cnrcs
Iff tN1Nt afe blue and willows nwish
nluNn hS sweet peffumed airs.
lIo aoes not hear me river sins.
A bird might split its threat,
Bui ~ absorbed d Ezra Blns.
He'd newer hear a note.
ne sits ia GA, upon me hank
And rarely feels tua.
isut now and then 81 seen to yuuk
Ih 81 hia ilhe-a Jug.
~nlrminNhRm Ago-Hernld.
e.
THE RAILROADS. claim the par.
col poqt works a hardship on tnom.
nut Il Is sad fact that worklne ~
sympathy Tor the doWntrodden rails
foasia e thanhle.s JOB.
Just LET Bryan 81 down 20 Mex
leo cts and talk Huerta 70 death.
%
A STRANGE and somewhat PEE
cullnr gentleman who entered bar-
her shop 81 Anoha, Mimi. and got a
shave ana hair cut, bnrricaded hlm-
self in the shop and refused % come
out. enforcing mis- position with
gun. We have heard Of fellows try
fling 10 shoot their way out ~ q har-
ber shop 70 escape tho massage and
tao tonic. but this ~ brand new
stunt
NEW YORK i Investing $685.. eoo,-
coo more n rapid transit Improve.
mcnte. Never mind. We're going 70
have a new car on the Traction line
one Of these days.
%
OKLAHOMA produces over y mil
lion a week in oil. This. however.
viii BE- negligible when we get the
Pccos valley ficld good and started.
-AEe--
Peculiar Characters.
ii Perkins IL a funny man.
He's built upon the toOthpick plan,
But he's a free-wiilcd cusR you bet
He's sticking 70 auspendcrs yet
Peoria Heraid-Tranacript
III Henry is no slave 20 style.
Although he's made his little pile.
IN ways Of old he's sort OF set
He's sticking 10 sidewhlskers yet
Detroit Free Press.
BY links Is an old-fashloned guy,
He's living In the days gone By;
New fashions he tries 10 avoid
/ His collar atiIl ls cellulo5d
Houston Post
Alfalfa Bill II up to snuff
But he knows when enuf's enuf;
\ He puts no absinthe In his booze
4 And wears them good old Congress
shoes.
o.
short steps amt Others.
Mary had little gown,
a hobhle. says the rhyme,
And everywhere that Mary went
Took quite "a lengthy time.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Mary had little gown.
| Her little gown WAS Silt
/ And everywhere that Mary went
That garment made hit
Birmingham Age-Hernld.
Mary had q petticoat--
This statement Is no bunk:
And everywhere that Mary went
She kept Il In her trunk.
D.
w. WILSON might well reply to
the minions OF Sr. Huerta. "Tut-tut.'
For he Is the greatest little old tutt-
tutter that ever tuttutted.
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Forbidden subject.
Ia used 10 run a printing ehop,
That's how he got his stake.
But no one bragH about the al
That father used to make.
D.
AND IT was nothing like the faces
that Mother used to make
/ SOME PEOPLE have flowing
slyle who don't use a fountain pen.
o.
THIS WEEKS peace has beer
solemnlzed IN the Balkans
o.
rae Ctaiplcte Letter Writer.
(Receiyed by b New York underwear
house,
Dear, Sir we AR very sorry that. We
haw. To ration. you the 3 d.. pans
bacos. We didnat. order. dam. pans
We Ordard. the hawy. one. and we
can not. yus. dam. we also ratoin your
biil Raspectfuly. yours"
D.
TT HAS BEEN reported that one oi
the candidates for Annapolis was re.
jeeied on account 81 ozona. polypi. 81
an exacerbatlon of pathognomi,
symptoms, Indicating tendency 10.
ward nheritable phlmosia. Respect,