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The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18
Bows and Files,

God made the flies; don't swat
them," is Hackensack officials meth.
cd Of disposing Of the summer pest
problem. This ought to be a useful
argument for the Hackensack young
ster who is caught sampling the jam.
New York Evening Sun.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18
OU|N|NE AND IROh.7NE MOST
.EfFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tastcless chill Tonic Combines both
in Tas.eless form. The Quinine drives
cut Malaria and the Iron builds up
the System. For Adults and
Children

You know what you are taking when
you take GROVES TASTELESS chill
TONIC, recognized for 80 years through
out the South as the standard Malaria.
Chill and Fever Remedy and General
Strengthening Tonic. 1t is as strong as
the strongest bitter tonic, but you do not
taste the bitter because the ingredients
do not dissolve in the mouth but do dis
solve readily in the acids Of the stomach.
Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean
IT, Soc
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18

There's always some man around to
second any kind of mOtion-eXcept
a motion that looks like work
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens see gums, reduces infamma
ton, allays pain.cures wind cole, 25c bottleAH
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18
Learn COTTON

BUSINESS; pays BIG salaries Learned thoroughly
IN TO 10 weeks; comprehensive course in CHASING,
stapling, averaging, buying, selling, shipping, eI-
porting etc', now onered under Prof. Waldrip, for
merly of Memphis, who has taught cotton loneer and
TO more pupils than any man on earth. For prices,
etc. write Dept C1 Drsushos Business CoIless Ds,s Ter
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18
RELIEVES PAIN and HEALS
At THE SAME TIME
The Wonderful, Old Reliable. Dr.. Po1ef's
Antiseptic Healing Oil. Prevents Blood
Poisoning. An Antiseptie Surgical
Dressing discovered by an OLE
r. R, SURGEON.

Thousands of families know it already,
and a trial will convince you that DIX.
pORTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEALING
OIL is the most wonderful remedy ever
discovered for Wounds, Burns, Old Sores,
Ulcers, Carbuncles, Granulated Eye Lids.
Sore Throat, Skin or Scalp Diseases and
all wounds and external diseases whether
slight or serious. Continually people are
finding new uses for this famous old
remedy. Guaranteed by your Druggist.
We mean It. Csc. Soc. Sl.00
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18

The more birthdays a woman has
the less they count.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18

Square Sawyer says the pace that
kills Is largely set by tufts and frills.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18

Kill the Flies Now and Prevent
disease. A DAISY FLY KILLER will do it.
Kills thousands. Lasts all season. All dealers
or six sent express paid for 81. Fl. SOMERS,
$50 De Kalb Ave, Brooklyn, N. Y. ADV.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1913-04-18

There Only One BROMO That BRoMo Qc1NE
Look for signature box Cold One Day.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28
THE POOR FARM DEAL

Up TO the time Judge worden went
In AZ county Judge OF Klamath coun-
~. the county owned and used . cer-
tain tract Of land Of So acres located
about one and one-half miles west OF
Klamath Falls. ~ poor farm. With
out advertising for bids. and without
revealing his purpose TO the public.
Judge wordsn quietly sold this old
poor farm and improvements there
on to his father. Chas. 4. wordsn.
for the sum Of approximately $500.
A. soon - this deal became known.
protests and complains were heard.
and several citizens sxprssssd them.
selves ~ being able and willing IA
pay the county double the sum which
was realized from the sale Of the
farm.
Shortly after he purchased the old
poor farm. G. y. wordsn sold ~
acres Of the tract for the sum Of
$4,000. that amount being repre-
sented BY two lots. with houses there
on. and one vacant lot 10 the city Of
Klamath Falls OF the estimated
value Of $4,000. and notes % the
amount Of $500. all Of which have
been paid except one for less than
$500. Judge wordsn explained In
his Catalogue Of Mistakes" st Ner-
rill. that his father had bought the
old poor farm. but that he had re-
ceived merely Q secondhand phono-
graph and . note that was Of NO
value. The party who purchased the
81 acres on which the improvements
stand. was given an additional $500
In value. consisting of chickens. hogs.
wagons and two horses. and some
farm implements, The present own
or Of the 81 acres Of the old poor
farm Il holding the same ct $50 per
acre.
After selling the old poor farm TO
bis father. Judge Wordsn turns
around and buys the present site OF
the new poor farm from bis father.
and pays therefor the sum Of
DS.S30.l0. this part OF the deal being
on April -. 1914. war
rant No. 33317.
II y unnsssasssy TO comment on
he advantage 70 Chas. y. Wordsn,
yainsd BY these deals which his son
'nsinssrsd ~ Judge Of klamath
county. The profit that Chas. y.
end The loss 70 klamath
county b approximately 5000. On
recount Of this deal, The people Who
ny the taSss have simply entered
nto the smploymsnt Of Chas. ,.
vordsn 70 work out debt Of seves-
] thousand dollars. which b sainsd J
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

fCnnfinuru fftfu fhN' ~
pre daily than did our forcfa,hers.
No NJ. called upon daily To make
quick dcciaions that would have al
lowed careful consideration In other
times, and We are continually In the
mid-, of conflicting influences
"The motto Of our century. A
straight limo In the shortest distance
between two points Thls 10 entirtiy
too busy Time for proerastination
or experiments tho man Who 10
wanted Ia the man who will carr the
Message To Garcia, and 40 don't
care who his parents ~crs, America
wants the man Who can do. aud this
man will be found BY tho ~orld."
There is a beaten path from the
American homo to the uaiscrpi,y."
said Jordan. and any man With Gu
crgy. courage aud determination can
win an education. The most valuable
product OF our democracy 10 the force
aud character of th. American brain.
and every young man aud woman
can make good In that respect here.
especially In the Ucst. as eyefy effort
is made to bring about th. bcst men.
tai development In tho coming si,i.
renship."
According To Jordan. American
equality means the ability To 30 out
In various lines OF endsAvor. with an
equal amount OF training. Tho dif-
ference. he held. is not In the profess
sion. but In the spirit In which the
work is carried on that means sue.
cess.
''Aii are given an equal chance In
America to make good. but therc 10
bound To come q difference. u
could never be expected that every
body will enjoy tho same music. or
will eat exactly tho same yiands Tor
supper even after death. soms
men require a bigger. hole for burial
than others. and Get Into II easier.
too"
A plea for sufficient educational
training for the young men vas
made by the speaker. who spoke Of
tho Inability to rise Of tho man not
so equipped for iife's struggles. In
addition to dwelling on the mistake
OF taking the boy from the school
too soon. he dwelt also on the fAiiacy
OF leaving the man too long In the
classroom. after hs has reached the
point when he cannot work moro In
dus,riously as result Of increased
study.
Tho important role that the sober
mind is 10 play In tho work Of the
century was also dwclt upon forcIbiy
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

by these transactions. IL chas. y.
word.n the only citizen OF whom
Klamath county ID able to buy land
II he tho only Individual with land Ia
sell' Are the people Of Klamath
county so unwilling to deal with the
county court while W. =. wordcn ID
county Judge that the latter is com.
PEELED 10 deal with his father' The
octopus tcntaelcs Of rciationship. tho
ties OF family. prompted by srccd,
oovctousncss and favoritism. have
fastened themselves about the public
business OF klamath county. When
the duly elected trustee In whom the
public confidence has been reposed
proves unfaithful. who viii protse,
your interestsf
Under the present administrators
OF county government. No are NOT
living under a government Of intelii.
genee and economy. but n few are
thriving ON a government OF extrava.
ganee and the vast mass OF the people
must foot the bills.
The conduct Of W. q. wordcn has
been such that he has lost the conf,
dcnce OF the citizenship OF the coun.
~. We can have NO peace, no. uoited
effort. no assurance Of sane progress
SO long as he occupies his office.
All good citizens are appealed e
To vote for the election OF Frank Ira
White. harmony candidate for county
Judge. a clean. sane business man
always a booster for klamath county
and In whom all citizens repose the
highest confidence.
RECALL. CAMPAIGN com.
Pd. Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28
Lists 0.71S and go
RESTORATION I'd ENTRY OF
LANDS m NATIONAL FOREST

LAMBS IN NAIuONAh rVsSHSI
Notice is hereby given that the
lands described below. embracing
soo acres. within the Paulina nation
al forest. Oregon. will b subject to
settlement and entry under the pro-
Visions OF the homestead laws OF tho
United States and the act Of June IL.
1905 (st Stat. ssN. at tho United
states land office 1t lakeview. Ore
gon. on July rs. 1919. ANY settler
who was actually and In good faith
claiming any OF said lands for asri-
cultural purposes prior TO January
I. 1905. and has not abandoned
same. has . prcference right to make
n homestead entry for tho lands act
uaily occupied. Said lands wero list
ed upon the applications OF the per-
sous mentioned below. who have =
preference right subject TO the prior
right Of any such settler. provided
such settler or applicant ID qualified
to make homestead entry and the
preference right Ii exercised prior to
July is. 1919. on which date the
lands viii be subject TO settlement
and entry BY any qualified person.
The lands are ~ follows The W.
OF NwN and the ny Of Sw Y. sec
tion I. township - g.. range 9 e..
W n contnininR l6O acPOs. applica-
tion Of Eddie santry. Crescent. Ore
eon. List s-7ls.
The Swk Of ewN. section 20.
township - D.. range r.. contain
Ing 10 acres. application Of Henrietta
Z. warn. 1919 Broadway avenue.
Spokane. washington. List s-see..
Approved April -. 1919.
9. v. PROUDrlT.
Assistant Commissioner OF the Cen
eral Land Office. s-3s-s-3sR
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

detection Of the western men would
mean a loss Of four Democratic
sotes. This makes the Democratic
majority In the upper house so close
that II may b necessary for Vice
President Marshall to cast the decid-
ing vote when the bill comes up. Yet
the situation has not cleared. and no
definite statements may be made a.
to the final line up. Since the tariff
discussion may 60 on during the
summer there will likely be many
changes before the bill goes to a third
reading.
Senator Walsh notified Democratic
members Of the finance committee
that. II an amendemnt 10 offered In
the senate TO put duty ON wool he
will be compelled to vote for II. re-
gardless Of the attitude that the eau
Gus may take.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28
ST|lWtlL GETS
JAIL SENTENCE
NEW YORK LN0NlAATOR CON.
viCrED on nRiBERY MUST
sERvE laDErERNixArE rERM
IN PRISON

NEW YORK. May ss.--scnator
stephen stilweli was today sentenced
to serve from four to eight years In
prison on = bribery charge.
stilweil was convicted In connec-
ton with the charges made BY Presi-
den, Kendall OF the Now York Bank
Note company.
A thrsc-day stay Of execution has
been granted.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28
SHOW TICKETS
TO GOOD KIDS
Roys AND GIRLS PARTICIPATING
IN MEMORIAL DAY PROCESS
SION WILL BE REWARDED ny
COMMITTEES

For the benefit OF all the school
children marching In the Memorial
Day procession Friday forenoon. =
complimentary matinee viii be given
at the Star theater Saturday after
noon by John v. Houston.
All youngsters participating In the
parade viii be given admission
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28
SUMNER SCHOOL
STARTS MONDAY
EIGHTH GRADERS, HIGH SCHOOL
STUDENTS AND TEACHERS
HAVE CHANCE RoR SPECIAL
STUDIES

The four weeks summer school.
which Is held annually in the high
school building. will begin Monday.
The purpose OF this school Is three
fold:
1t gives opportunity to those who
failed in the eighth grade examina-
ton to review the studies in which
they failed before the next examina-
tion.
II makes possible for high school
students who failed in one or more
studies to make up their work before
the opening OF the next term.
It gives teachers who expect to
take the state teachers examination
a chance TO review before the next
examination.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

WASHINGTON. May :s.--."Chlm-
milo" Faddcn's daughter --tha, Is,
Ned Townscnd's daughter has been
Introduced TO Washington society b.,
Mrs. John Hays Hammond, She Is
expected to become one OF the bellies
of the capital. where her father Ia a
popular member OF the House Of Rep
rcsentatives.
II IL not very many years since
Townsend. thcn a newspaper man. be-
camc famous by producing Chin
mile" Faddcn. lie became so famous
that the people OF Mon,eiair. n. j..
where he lives. decided that he ought
TO 20 to the House. and they have
kept him there for several terms.
Ruth Townsend was a very little xlri
IN the days Of "chlmmic's" greatest
fame. but she has grown up into a
beauty.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

Voters not registered should avoid
the. Monday rush By calling ct the
worden hsadQuartsrs. Just east Of
the Regal shoe store. on the corner
Of Main and Sixth. Call on Friday.
Saturday or Monday. Blanks and .
notary public will bs at your serv-
ice. Ladies are especially invited to
use these accommodation.
Paid Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

wordcn hsadquartsrs are located
just east Of the corner OF Main and
Sixth streets. Cali On Friday. 0atuf-
day or Monday. Any assistance need.
ed by voters not registered will bs
furnished. Ladies' are especially In
vited to use the facilities provided.
Paid Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

Miss naroi scciey. ons OF tho To-
cal teachers. viii leave In a few days
Tor her home In the cas-, to spend her
vacation.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

comply with the demands OF ssrvia.
IL Ia reported that the Servisn
army is approaching the Bulgarian
frontier. The troops are said to be
fully equipped to attack Sophia In
case the ultimatum ID ignored.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

All Grocsrs using pure artificial ies
for keeping butter and milk have on
display lee Factory cards. 3%-et
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

Refriserators at actual cost; 81 to
Sl2. Klamath Valley Warehouse Co.
1S.ete
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

r. II. Bunnsii was In Tuesday
from his ranch near the stuksl
bridge.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28
GIBSON CASE TO
JURY BY NIGHT
WHETHER WOMAN WAS srRAN.
GLED OR DROWNED ~ A QUEs.
riox STILL Nd M sErrLED ny
JURY

NEwBuRGH. Nay 3s.-rhs Glib
son case will probably 60 to the Jury
tonight. Experts for both sides differ
widely whether the woman was
strangied or drowned.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

Mrs. Tom w. Stephens and daush-
ter. Miss Eileen stephens. left this
morning for Portland. whore they
will Join Mr.. Stephens. and reside.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

George Ritter has returned 70 his
Yonna valley ranch after . short
visit In the county seat.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28

Subscribe for TIE HsraiA. 50 ss.ts
! month.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28
EUROPEAN SITUATION IS SERIOUS

1con,inusd from Page ~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28
JORDAN PLEADS FOR NAN 70 q

tcon,lnned from rass ~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-05-28
sal0Ns M STOP TARIFF Gill

tcontinusd rrom Page -
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

WASHINGTON, D. c., May II.
Criminal prosecution of unscru-
pulous newspaper editors, who
without justification have printed
alarming stories of how. near a
war Is between United States and
Japan is urged by Secretary ofa1he
Navy Daniels, himself a publisher.
War scares, reports that : the
government is facing a crisis be-
cause of the Japanese situation,
and is preparing for an interna-
tional struggle" said Daniels, ''re-
peated statements that the truth
is being withheld and that the
public is deceived are justified
only so far as the public will per-
NIT itself to be misled by certain
unscrupulous portions of the
press. If there is the slightest
justification of the publication. of
these war scares I would be the
first man wanting the public to
know the facts. There Is not
the slightest foundation of their
existence"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

rounded the street corner prepar-
atory to climbing the Ninth street
hill. She nodded smilingly to
the officer, who saluted deftly.
The woman chauffeur came to a
complete stop before climbing the
hill, waited until there was a gap
in the pedestrians, footed her
horn and went slowly up the
grade on the low gear.
''See that?" demanded Officer
Simonds triumphantly. Guess
that doesn't prove what say.
She's an example of all of them.
'Yes-siree, when it comes to
driving machines, 1 say that the
women are all right. We never
have trouble with them on the
crossings, and l don't think there
has ever been a case of a collision
or person run down by woman
driver"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
HOSPITAL FUND GROWING
400 800 90 900 90
WEEKS WORK S15.OOO.OO

PhiIanthropic citizens OF Ia
coma have been appealed to, to
aid In raising a fund of $30.0Oo
needed to erect the new $3.50, 900
St. Joseph's hospital. The fund
now lacks nearly $4,000, the
balance having already been sub
scribed or borrowed.
The building fund committee
have opened Offices in the Ma
tionhl Realty building and letters
are being sent out to some OF the
wealthy business men of Tacoma.
"A systematic canvass of the city
lis also being made by volunteer
workers.
The letter states in part: I'VE
appeal. to your sympathy with the
sick and suffering, TO your bene-
violence and to your civic pride to
make a liberal subscription to
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

Such are the succinct details of
sensation that has spread
through the Pierce county court
house like wildfire.
That some woman of the under
world is attempting to gain
private interview with the county
officials, with the intention of de-
manding protection by blackmail,
is repeatedly rumored.
Neither Sheriff Jameson or
Prosecutor Dow would give their
views of the matter, but both told
of similar attempt that was
made Ave years ago, during Prose-
cutor Rowland's vice crusade.
The mysterious woman tele-
phoned Sheriff Jameson Thurs
day and asked IL she could see
him alone at his residence that
evening.
The sheriff replied that, If 1t
we're official business, he would
be charmed to meet the lady in
his office but not at his home.
The voice declared that it real
ly was official business, but said
that the interview must be priv
ate at Jamieson's home.
Sheriff Jameson replied that,
since Mrs. Jameson was out of
town, such an arrangeent would
be impossible.
And the telephone interview
terminated.
Within an hour later, voice,
believed beyond doubt TO be the
same, called Mrs. Dow.
The woman wanted TO see Mr..
Dow alone at home. She de-
manded explicit instructions as to
the way of reaching z the Dow
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17
Boalt's Quest For
LOvlineSS is Marked
With PleaSin9 Success

and so saw her face-and sighed.
Even very plain women like fine
feathers. i was turning away
when a rich, throaty voice said:
81 think, madam, that perhaps
you will find this one more be-
coming. See!"
1t was the saleswoman. And
she herself was trying on the hat.
Now, with all respect TO the hat,
of which I am no Judge, any old
hat would look good on that girl.
1 don't know whether to call
the type Italian or Irish. Any
way, she has hair of rich dark
brown and kinky curl in it, the
bluest of eyes, and a complexion
that glows and pales. And she is
beautiful.
Her name is Laura Blackwell.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

Simonds returned to the man who
had begun to query him.
"Say, il some of the bone
headed men of Tacoma who
think they can drive autOmo-
biles would take lessons from
their daughters and sisters
we wouldn't have much to
do on the street corners
during the rush.
"I'm proud to say that the
Tacoma women are in every case
more careful and conservative
than the men who drive ma
chimes. 1t isn't because they are
afraid, I'm sure. They use their
own judgment when they cross a
street, and, l think, try to con-
slider the pedestrians from the
Golden Rule standpoint. Watch
this woman coming!"
A woman driving a machine
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

IBSEN
STATUE
SPLENDID CEREMONIES TO
MARK DOTH ANNIVERSARY
OF NORWEGIAN ANNIvER-
SARY.

The last dress rehearsal for the
celebration of the Doth anniver-
sary of Norwegian independence
was held last night, and this even-
ing the ceremonies will be held at
the armory for the unwilling OF
the Henrik Ibsen statue, which
later is to be placed in Wright
park.
A feature OF the celebration
will be the drill of 2S little girls.
The rehearsal last night showed
this win be one OF the real attrac-
tions.
The Ibsen bust is the work of
Jacob Fjelde. the famous Norwe-
gian sculptor, and cost 1000. 1t
will be mounted on a red granite
pedestal which Is being shipped
from Norway.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-05-17

Traffic Officer Chas. Simonds,
who regulates the stream OF au-
tomobiles and street cars at 9th
and Pacific avenue for several
hours every day, has always been
more or less popular with the
ladies.
But Officer Simonds is sched-
uled to be the original uniformed
idol of the Tacoma police force.
That is, after the women of
Tacoma read this interview with
the busy officer given yesterday.
Simonds says a few sarcastic
things about the ivory-pated spe-
cimens of humanity who occa-
sionally break through the
bounds of the city traffic ordi-
nance and try to make their ma
chimes stand on hind legs or
climb telegraph poles during the
middle of the day.
And he says several
mighty nice things about the
women autoists of the city.
To tell the truth, the 9th
street traffic man says that
women drivers of automo-
biles exhibit q whole lot moro
sense than most men. He
almost exhibited radical signs
of suffrage inclinations when
he spoke of the ability of
women to manipulate autos
and horses.
Incidentally, there has never
been a collision or accident of
any kind on Officer Simonds'
crossing while he has been on
duty.
"Do l favor allowing women to
drive autos?" Traffic Officer ST.
monds queried in astonishment,
after a question was put to him
yesterday. The officer was busy
handling a rush of traffic on the
Ninth street crossing, but he
stopped long enough to look in
credulously at the questioner.
"Well, I should say ] do. And
why not?"
Leaving the question unan-
swered, he turned to motion a
street car that had been waiting
to cross the street. After half
dozen machines had poured into
the gap left by the car, and had
disentangled themselves, Officer