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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-07-03
NO PAPER TOMORROW.

There will be no Fourth OF
July issue OF the Calumet News,
8 holiday having been granted
the force.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-07-03
Mohawk WolverIne.

NohavE :oports an actual output
Tor June of 5s4 tons of mineral Wuly-
crime reports u actual output ior
June .f I"s tons.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-07-03
CLASSIFIED ADS
WANT ED.

3 CENTS A POUND paid for clean
cotton rags. No scraps. Calumet
News office. If
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-07-03
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HELP WANTEP-FE MALE.

NANTED-A competent second girl.
Mrs. Jas. MacNaughton, Calumet If.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24
BY ADELINE cARRIcK WELLS

Copyright by Newark Daily Company
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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24

The teacher had the letters CAT on
the blackboard and was trying to
teach little Pansy Peavish to pro-
nounce the word, but Pansy couldn't
come it.
Think" said teacher. what is it
that has some whiskers and comes up
on the porch late at night when it is
cold and begs to come into the
house?"
"Oh, know" exclaimed little
Pansy, a great light dawning; Its
papa!"
Freddie, dear" said the blond
young woman after he had turned
the gas down to a dim glimmer,
there's something l wish you would
explain to me-
what is 1t, Ethelberta?"
why do you say you like me all
the better because I'm so change
able?"
Because, darling, every time / kiss
you it's like kissing another girl.
And then the light went up and he
was left, alone.
Two Irishmen arranged to fight
duel with pistols. One of them was
distinctively stout and when he saw
his lean adversary facing him he
raised an objection.
"Bedad," he said, I'm twice as
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24

/ asked Mr.. Ranney how he rated
Charles Sumner.
Summer would have been greater
orator if he had not been always
too serious" he replied. HE was
tremendously serious, utterly with
out a sense of humor. In my view,
no man can attain the highest rank
as an orator unless he has some
sense of humor, although he must
be careful always to keep that I'M
der perfect control.
Again, | was chatting with one of
my Massachusetts friends, some
years ago. about his experience when
he was in Washington during Lin
coins administration. He told me
that Lincoln. who had an almost
Shakespearian power of reading into
the inner nature of men, confessed
that he never was able fully to I'M
derstand Charles Sumner. He said
that he never saw Charles Sumner or
heard him speak without thinking
that he had made a mistake in his
vocation and that he ought to have
been a bishop. He sometimes spoke
of Sumner as the Bishop IN the
Senate On the other hand Sumner
was never able to rid himself of the
impression that Lincoln was utterly
A1luOul lIt pONti VI APEi ,
polished manners and highly Guilt
waited intellect.
Years afterward the late Senator
George f. Hoar. who took great men
tai pleasure in studying the careers
the intellectual powers and the meth
DDS of the men who had gained per-
manent reputation as orators, con-
firmed in a measure what Mr.. Ran
ney had said to me in the early
eighties.
Charles Sumner was, to my think
ing, eminently an orator because
of his intense seriousness" he said.
I'm this respect he resembled Glad
stone. Therefore, his speeches pro-
duced as strong an impression ON the
reader as the delivery of them did
upon the hearers. At the same time,
this very seriousness, which was in
tensely absorbing and which excluded
even the most ordinary senses of
humor, prevented Summers speeches
from becoming popular in the ordl-
nary meaning of the term.
Il think, too, that Sumner made
a mistake, if his ambition was to be
recognized as one of the great ora
tors of the United States, in so close
" following the models or the orators
of past ages. He was the most
learned man in the classics, / am
safe in saying, who. ever sat in the
Senate chamber. He had no SYM
pathy with the meteoric brilliancy
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24
incline. but do not compel
..rhe stars incline. but do not compel
HOROSCOPE.
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. "a. 1913.
Light in the Sway
From Far Away.

,.ualogars find this day in which
a. ,slanets are so aspected that there
&c no powerful sway. WINE 'upisr
exercises unfriendly influences eaiis
in the morning there Is no speoi"'
GUIDANCE during business noure'
eent from Saturn, the planet Wnlch %
~, hodes i'll for the affairs Oh men
o. t,,ie date. however, Saturn Is III
position held to be fortunate, -
M conaguration is believed 10 20
s;o1I,, favorable for all VINO delVe
~ the earth. Miners, agrlculeu. -
ma - hy;laers should benefit from con-
ana puii'' are unusually prom
Using. ,hicl, messages sue
lhei 40 ,.lranization. New corpola
ttons are under an auspiclous 90
ment. ,o tending to en-
courage stability and cohse0 Cor deal
t,on. The day is ausplcteouas+ nre En-
ing with all the forces Oh Oh a'' chemistry
,rineerinr. metallurgy ana ~. for
So, 49, PROMISES of succeSs
lose who study the sciences.
.,--n aspect favors the atlaii ,sihiis
nosttions of trust and respoiistty,.
Those who begin new en.I
rises under the conditions paaner-
~, today have the hazard Oh s nroq-
nns returns after rather SLOW pi'e
ress. .a,ao+;on of earth
ouakes and violent storms; lhu
Who travel by sea are warned az" nd
,cnidents due to tidal waves anu
80 weather conditions.
II Is predicted that the increase Oh
,,,ic;dcs during the autumn VIII
oralSen the public to the need. OF
s safnrilarding human life. The fact
sh.i money difficulties cause many
attempts at self-destruction viii
stimulate efforts to teach frugality
and economy.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24

Rosa Carey was born on September
"a, 1910, the eighth child of an Eng
fish shipbroker of London and in
her childhood she used to write little
plays for her sisters and brothers to
act. She was always ready with
stories to tell from her fertile mag
nation
But she did not begin to write till
she was twenty-eight and then she
published "Nellie's Memories" a tale
which she had created in her imag-
ination many years before. 1t met
with immediate success, reaching be-
fore many years the $1,000 mark
More novels followed thick and fast
In all she wrote some thirty mine, be-
sides innumerable short stories for
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24
EVENING STAR ASTROLOGER
IL v 49, 80
Copyrighted, 1918.

California rs under a rule OF
planets, which is held to indicate po-
iitical conflicts and scandals as Wen
as serious business problems. In the
southern part of the State conserva-
tive measures are advised by the
seers.
Persons whose birthday 1t is have
the prognostication of year of vicis-
situde. Men should be especially eau
tious in business. Litigation should
be avoided. Those who are employed
will profit by extra diligence. Wom-
en- have the augury of possible
anxiety in domestice affairs.
Children born on this day may be
happy go-lucky in disposition. Boys
should be trained in careful business
methods and girls should be taught to
be economical. There is a leading,
which is read to indicate that girls
may marry men younger than
themselves.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24

Of the Language and the oratory
which distinguished Rufus Choate.
think he sometimes felt that Choate's
eccentricities came very near being
brilliant intellectual Glowing. Lin
coin would never have spoken of
Rufus Choate as he is said to have
done OF. Charles Sumner. namely, that
Sumner always made him think of
a bishop. | have sometimes thought
that if Lincoln and Choate could
have been thrown into association
after Lincoln became President each
would have discovered that the other
was Intellectually and temperament
ally congenial to him
Copyright. 1918. by E. ]. Edwards)
Tomorrow Mr.. Edwards viii tell
when John sherman Was the Butt
of Senator Vance's Wit
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24

the English magazines. Among the
best-liked of her books are I'VE
Wifey,n Not Like. Other Girls,
Only a Governess'' and Uncle
Max"
Like Charlotte Yonge, who shared
Miss Carey's popularity as writer
for young girls. Miss Carey was of
decided high-church leanings and her
novels SAVIOR of this persuasion. Like
Miss Yonge again, Miss Carey never
married and like a surprisingly large
number of the English women who
have gained fame as writers her life
was singularly uneventful. She died
four years ago, having survived the
immense popularity which her books
once enjoyed.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24
DINNER Stories

big a target as he is, so ] ought TO
stand twice as far away from MN
as he is from me-
BE aisy now" replied his second
'I'll soon put that right
Taking a piece of chalk from ms
pocket he drew two lines down the
stout mans coat, leaving space be
tween.
''Now,' he said, turning to the
other man, fire away, We spalpeen'
and remember that any hits OUTSIDE
that chalk mark don't count
The subway car lurched. The young
man who was standing hanging to
strap lost his hold.
you contemplate pup she be-
gan, her shrill voice making itself
heard throughout the car. Il wish
you to understand that | am not
lamp-post or a piece of furniture to
be chung to for support! You have
no right to crowd in and tear other
people to pieces with your big, clumsy
hands. You unmannerly bumpkln,
you deserve to be-
Excuse me, madam" broke in the
young man, you have made mis-
take
"A mistaken" demanded the lady,
her eyes flashing with anger. What
do you mean?"
This, madam" replied the young
man. Il am not your husband"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24

mOST pE,OpLEE THOUGHT
HER FORW DIVINE
NOT THIN AND NOT TOO
STOUT
UNTIL SHE WoRE TRANS
PARENT SKIRTS,
AND THEN THE TpUTtf
CArTE OUT.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24
UNRELIABLE HISTORY

The dulcet strains from Nero's vio-
lin floated gently down the side OF
Palatine hill in ancient Rome.
A mental approached in breathless
haste, exclaiming. Your majesty, the
city burns."
Let her burn 'snarled Nero. hd-
ding away in right good earnest
But, your majesty, the empire
falls
Let her fall" growled the NOM
arch. as he performed an intricate
pizzicato upon his priceless Stradava-
RUS. II can go to America and get
IS a seat for doing this
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24
Noted Women Whose Birthday Is Yours
SEPTEMBER "a
Rosa Nouchette Carey
- Copyrighted. 1913

sophisticated
anything goody style Of novel so dear
of
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24
NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
Famous Mems Opinions of Charles Sumner as an Orator

~
~
Intimate
had through all his mature life thorough
familiar
methods adopted by them
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24
AHSWkAS'shEAbhRS

PHIL NO. BONE DISHES
Art NOT USED BY BONE
HEADS EXCLUSIVELY.
SADIE..-YES. IS PER-
FEcTLX PROPER TO NEAR
YOUR SLASNED SKIRT
ALL NlNTER- But NEKR
HEAVY NOOLEN STOCKINGS
L1TN IT
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-09-24
On the Spur Of
the Moment
BY ROY MoULToN.


THE DIARY or A BoSEHEAD.
Every man has two ambitions in
his life. One Of them is to play in
the band and the other is to raise
chickens The desire to spread
John Phillip Sousa's music over the
landscape in large gobs comes when
a man is young and in the molding
stage The desire to raise chickens
comes later when man ought 10
know better.
When my son expressed a desire
to Join the band a short time ago, I
did not discourage him. I asked
him what instrument ne preferred
and after thinking the matter over
for some time. he replied that he
would dearly love to play a slide
trombone 7 bought him one and
told him to do his worst. I knew
that while he was playing the slide-
trombone, he wouldn't be doing any
thing else and that is some satisfac-
ton.
There was no place for him to
practise his trombone music except
ing at home His teacher called
three nights a week and the other
four nights he practised alone He
was the worst slide-troombone fan
have ever seen. He used to take his
trombone to bed with him and sleep
with 1t under his pillow.
What my son did to that neighbor
hood was nothing less than a crime
The neighbors began to complain the
second night and by the fifth night
they were swearing revenge and
threatening injunction. For re-
yenge one of them imported nine
cats. another bought a photograph
with horn as large as the smoke
stack on a battleship and kept the
machine running all night A third
bought a secondhand steam eailiope
from a circus.
In spite of the opposition, my son
practised on, and I finally eompro-
missed with the neighbors by buying
all of their noise producing instru-
ments and moving my entire family
to the country for the summer We
got house nine miles from civiliza-
ton in the heart of the wilderness
and my son and John Philip Sousa
are having it out in a rough and
tumble, no holds barred and Sousa is
still a little bit ahead.
A burglar is going to enter our
house and steal that horn before we
return home and the s2S band uni
form which I bought will go with it.
90
ACCORDING TO UNCLE ABNER
Dramaticals seems to run in her
family. Her grandfather used to run
a shootin' gallery and her Uncle Pete
used to be a living skeleton in dime
museum.
There amt much in a name.
know a stationary engineer who has
been fired out of nine jobs in three
months.
Strange as it may seem, fellers that
/ try to make their fortune by worlzin'
in a blacksmithin' shop don't always
forge ahead.
| A Teller never knows how many
good friends he hasn't got until he
| tries to sell 'em something.
| It is easier for a needle TO git
/ through a camel's eye than it is for
Teller with a plug hat and sack suit
/ to git into society.
! They can talk about bantam-
weights. lightweights. welterweights,
middleweights and heayyweights, but
none of 'em has ever knocked out old
John Barleycorn.
Who ever seen q married woman
that didn't cry every t:1ne she went
to a weddin' and thenxfsh the couple
much joy while she was BLOWN her
nOse2
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-12
REPAIRS MADE At
THE HAWKINS POOL
Plans For the Opening OF
Bathing Pool-Several
Matches Arranged.

{. o. Parker, manager of the Haw-
kins bathing pool, stated today that
extensive improvements have been
planned in connection with the bath
ing pool for the coming season. Cen
eral repairs will be made to the build
ings about the place and the pool has
been drained for the purpose of drag
ging the bottom to remove the posi-
bility of aquatic growth during the
bathing season.
More lockers will be built. The
slides, swings, diving board and other
features will be rebuilt All the board
walks about the place have been re-
paired and several new ones construct
ed. 1t is expected that the facilities
of the pool will accommodate almost
twice as many as formerly.
The store room for private suits
belonging to persons who do not wish
to take them home has been enlarged
Several swimming matches and tour
naments will be conducted at times
during the season to increase the in
terest in the sport. A large number
of the regular patrons of the pool are
expert swimmers and much competi-
ton is expected for the honors in
these swimming matches.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-12
NATURAL GAS is A
DREAM tNNtPOAL
SAYS That All Rumors to This
Effect Are Without
Foundation.

According to E. A. Kennepohl, presi-
dent of the board of works, the
chances for Richmond getting natural
gas are no more material than wild
dream. Some time ago a man appear
ed in Richmond and made inquiries
regarding a franchise for furnishing
natural gas in this city. Many persons
were expecting to have the natural
gas piped into their homes should the
statements of the man prove reliable.
Some time ago Mr.. Kennepohl
learned from Cincinnati that no plans
had been made such as the man rep
resented to the board. This was not
ascertained, however, until the cit
izens of Richmond and the members
OF the board had waited for many
weeks for further news of the proposed
plan for furnishing natural gas to
Richmond
The man claimed that he represent
ed a large company in Cincinnati who
proposed to extend a main from the
natural gas wells IN West Virginia,
across the state of Ohio and into
Richmond At another time it was
stated that the gas would be obtained
from Cincinnati. 1t was rumored that
company would pipe gas which is a
bi-product of the large coke ovens in
and around Cincinnati, to this city.
1t is said that where gas is sold as a
bi-product the price is as low as
twenty-five cents per thousand feet.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-12
ELDERLY FOLKS! CALOMEL, SALTS
-. AND CATHART|CS AREN'T FOR YOU.
Harmeless gentle Syrup of Figs is best to cleanse your
stomach, liver and 30 feet of bowels of sour bile,
decayng food, gases and clogged up waste.

You old people. Syrup of Figs is
particularly for you. You who don't
exercise as much as you need to; who
like the easy chair. You whose steps
are slow and whose muscles are less
elastic. You must realize that your
liver and ten yards of bowels have
also become less active.
Don't regard Syrup of Figs as ply
sic. 1t stimulates the liver and bowels
just as exercise would do it if you
took enough of it. 1t is not harsh like
salts or cathartics. The help which
Syrup of Figs gives to torpid liver
and weak, sluggish bowels is harm
less, natural and gentle.
When eyes grow dim you help them.
Do the same with your liver and
bowels when age makes them less
active. There is nothing more i'm
portant. Costive, clogged-up bowels
mean that decaying, fermenting food
is clogged there and the pores or
ducts in these thirty feet of bowels
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-12
MULLEN'S MISTAKE.
Thought He Recognized the Portrait,
but Changed His Opinion.

Thought He Recognized the Portrait,
but Changed His Opinion.
Festus j. Wade, ST. Louis bank
er, had friend, a police captain, who
died. The friends of the dead police
man wanted to give the widow an alp
propriate memorial and subscribed
enough money to have large Oil
portrait painted by. local artist. The
dead policeman's name was O'Brien.
When the portrait was finished 1t was
taken to the house of the widow and
placed on exhibition. All who sub
scribed to the fund We're invited to
come and see it, and they assembled
one night. The portrait was unveiled
by the artist. Half Of those present
said it was good likeness and half
said 1t was very poor. The dispute
was warm. Finally the artist, seeing
his fee slipping away from him, as
there seemed no basis of settlement as
to the merits of the picture, suggested
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-12
Women Won't
Tolerate
Catarrh
They Know Booths Hyomei Will Cure
and They Use it inteIlaentIy.

They Know Booths Hyomei Will Cure
End They Use it InteIligentIy.
How many women of refinement do
you see parading disgusting symptoms
of catarrh before the world?
Not one in thousand.
Women have patience; great deal
more of it than men. Most of them
know that HYOMEI will Danish ca
tarrh if used properly and they use it
regularly because they realize what a
genuine blessing it is to be rid of such
a vile disease.
People don's contract catarrh in a
day; they can't expect to get rid of it
in day.
If you really want to free yourself
from the power of persistent catarrh
microbes get a HYOMEI outfit today,
breathe regularly and kill the germs.
There is no stomach dosing; the di-
rections are simple and easily follow
ed, complete HYOMEI outfit includ-
ing pocket inhaler $1.00, extra bottles
of HYOMEI if afterward needed so
cents at druggists everywhere. Guar
anteed for catarrh, coughs, colds. Mail
orders filled, charges prepaid by
Booths Hyomei Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
Booklet on catarrh free. Leo H. .Fihe
guarantees it.
advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-12
EQrlhQn1 Notes
By II. Peterson

The Junior class of Earlham will
publish the special class Earlhamite
be given over especially to basketball
and debates.
The following staff has been chos-
en-:
Editor-in-chief, Harold Rogers; as
s0ciate editors, Florence Doan and
Craig Butler; alumni editors, Margar-
ct. Henley and Howard Trueblood:
athletic editors, Roscoe Williams and
Mary Redmond; news editor, Ernest
Raiford; exchange, Sylvia Modisett
business manager, Glenn Wood; G. C.
NJ, John Cox; A. c. M, Edna Kellum
AS Asst Tr, C; ms1s'' Doris c00ver and ce-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-12

suck this decaying waste and poisons
into the blood. You will never get
feeling right until this is corrected
but do it gently. Don't have bowel
wash-day; don't use a bowel irritant.
For your sake please use only gentle.
effective Syrup of Figs. Then you are
not drugging yourself, for Syrup of
Figs is composed of only lucious figs.
SIENNA and aromatics which can not
injure.
teaspoonful tonight will gently,
but thoroughly, move on and out of
your system by morning all the sour
bile, poisonous, fermenting food and
<logged up waste matter without
grippe, nausua or weakness.
But get the genuine. Ask your
druggist for the full name, "5prup or
Figs and Elixir of Seni.a." Refuse,
with contempt, any other Fig Syrup
unless it bears the name-prepared
by the California Fig Syrup Company.
Read the label.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-12

Our stock is now complete
with a beautiful line of all
that is newest in Millinery.
We ask you to call at any time
AUSTIN
n2-2t WestcOtt Hotel
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1913-03-12
PARENTS FEAR SON
WILL INJURE THEM

Owen Weber was arrested by
Sheriff Bayer upon COM
plant by his step-father and his
mother that he was losing his mind
and it was feared that he would do
them some bodily harm if allowed to
remain at their home at Olive Hill.
During the month of January Weav-
err became respondent and attempted
to commit suicide. His attempt was
unsuccessful and he has been dement,
ed ever since. He has had hallucina-
lions that his relatives were trying to
poison him. He is now confined to the
county Jail from where he will prob
ably be sent to Easthaven.