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The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-16
(By Federal Wireless Telegraph.)

Wy reucrdi NlrelesS leleRTupn.)
SACRAMENTO, May IA Especial to
The Advertiser)-After going from near
the top right down to the cellar, the
Solons managed to check themselves
today when they defeated the Tigers,
Score Sacramento 4, Venice 2. Bat
teries: Sacramento-Munsell and Bliss
lVehice-Koestner and Elliott.
LOS ANGELES, May 14.-(Special to
The Advertiser berry Hopes went
after southpaw Krause this afternoon
and hit him at opportune times. Score
Los Angeles 4, Portland 9. Batteries:
Los Angeles-Perritt and Boles. Port
land Krause and Fisher.
SAN FRANCISCO, May 14.-(Special
to The Advertiser) = Tanning outpitch.
ed Malarkey this afternoon and the
Seals added another to the string. Score
San Francisco Z, Oakland Batteries:
San Francisco-Fanning and Schmidt.
Oakland-Malarkey and Rohrer. r
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-16
American League.
vELAND, May AZ
by Federal Wireless Telegraph.)
National League.

PHILADELPHIA May 15.-(Spe-
cial to The Observation-Disclosures
trimmed Pittsburg this afternoon there.
by holding on to first place in the Ma.
tional League. Score-Philadelphia 5,
Pittsburg 4.
BROOKLYN, May 13.-(Special to
The Advertiscr) - Cincinnati lost again
today to Brooklyn. Score-Brooklyn 8,
Cincinnati 3.
BOSTON, May 13.-(Special to The
Advertiser THE home team was easy
for the Cardinals this afternoon. Score
st. Louis 4, Boston 3.
NEW YORK, May l3.-(Special to
The Advertiser -McGraw' men took
brace this afternoon anu overwhelm-
ed the Cubs. Score-New York 8, Chi
cago ..
American League.
ST. LOUIS, May 13.-(Special to The
Advertiser) = Washington went one
notch nearer the leaders today by win
ming from the Browns. Score--Wash-
ington s, st. Louis Z.
DETROIT, May 49, Especial to The
Advertiser Boston took the measure
Of the Tigers in an uninteresting game
today. Score-Boston 6, Detroit l.
CLEVELAND, May l3.-(Speciai to
The Advertiser) Chance s men showed
another burst of speed this afternoon,
getting the best of Cleveland in a fast
game. Score - New York 8, Cleve-
land s.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-16
! STANDING OF CLUBS
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE
This Week g Series.

May 13-1s-Sacramento at home
with Venice. 4
May 1s.ls-Los Angeles at home 4
with Portland. 4
May 13-lS-Oakland at home with
I San Francisco,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-16
American League.

(By Federal Wireless Telegraph)
NEW YORK, May I4.-(Special to
The iAdvertiser) New York made a
whirlwindi finish today and nosed out
the Cubs. " Saoretr-Newi York IA, Chi
IeagO l1l.V SIDE 4lidW ,raiiraa i.slrF +,
y, BOSTON, May 14.--(Speciall to The
Adyertiser}--Sti Il Louis was helpless
before Boston s pitchers today and re-
ceiyeds a coat of whitewash. Score
BQst On al st. Louis 0.llni 75rltG bns
BROOKLYN, May A.r-(Speeial ia
The Advertiser) --Cineinnati took a
brace this afternoon, nosing out the
Brooklyn team in lop-sided game.
Seore-Gincinnati 0, Brooklyn 2. 1t
PHILADELPHIA, MAY l4-tspe'
cial to The Adyertiser) Pittsburgh
defeated Philadelphia this afternoon
but as Brooklyn lost the Quakers still
hold on to first place. Score-Pitts
burgh Z, Philadelphia 2.
American League.
CLEVELAND, May 14.-(Special tc
The Advertiser -Cleveland and New
York battled to fifteen-inning tic
this afternoon, each side scoring two
runs.
ST. LOUIS, Nav l4.-(Special to
The Advertiser) Washington went ons
step nearer the leader today when
Griilith's men trimmed the Browns
Score-Washington 10, st. Louis 5.
DETROIT, May 14.-(Special to The
Advertiser Boston failed to do any
thing startling in the game with the
Tigers this afternoon. Score Detroit
4, Boston /.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-16

Nothing takes the 10y out of life
like q weak stomach. Would Won
like to be able to enioy the good
things that others enjoy2 Thentake
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for a short
time and notice the difference in
your stomach. 8'f,t
Back OF your lack of appetite,
. sourness OF stomach, gas and nau.
sea Is bad blood. The food is w.
ing in your stomach only partly
digested and is fermentinp because
the stomach is weak. DR.. vii
liams' Pink Pills go deeper than a
remedy that acts On the stomach
alone. They get at the real cause,
which Is impure blood. They make
it red and healthy. Where once
the sight of food was .ifauseatine,
you will have a good appetite and
be able TO eat without distress.
Mr.. Albert Underwood. az Rrooh.
vile, Ind. says: 81 began to have
stomach trouble while run down In
health and was sick for over two
years. could not eat anything
without intense distress following
There was a feeling like pressure on
my stomach and gas formed after
eating. | kept losing in strength
and weight and had to give up
working. After spensling many
dollars for medicines and getting
no help, | tried DIR. Williams PINK
Pills. They benefited me SO much
that | could eat without distress
KEEP, on taking them until / was
DR.. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People
are sold by all druggists at SOC per
box or six boxes for $3.50 or thoy
Will he sent, postpaid, upon recent
OF price. Our diet book is free.
Dr. Williams Medicine Company.
Schenectady. MY.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-16
The standing in both leagues follows:
National League.
American League.
(By Federal Wireless Telegraph

(by federal wireless Telegraph.)
PHILADELPHIA, May 15.-(Special
to The Advertiser philadelphia kept
out in front of the procession today by
trimming the Cubs. Score: Philadel-
phia O, Chicago 5.
BOSTON, May 10. - Especial to
to The Advertiser) showed
strong with the bat this afternoon and
had little trouble defeating the Braves.
Scorei Cincinnati IL, Boston 5.
NEW YORK. May 15.-(Special to
The Advertiser)- Pittsburg had little
trouble defeating the Giants this after
noon. Score: Pittsburgh I, New York
Brooklyn, May 15.-(Special to The
Advertiser -Brookly hung right onto
the heels Of the leaders this afternoon
by defeating st. Louis. Score: Brook.
lyn s, st. Louis G.
American League.
ST. LOUIS, May 15.-(Special to
The Advertiser Boston had no trouble
batting the Browns boxmen to all cor.
ners of the lot today. Score: Boston
10, st. Louis 4.
CLEVELAND, May 15.-(Special to
The Advertis er)-Connie Mack s lead
ers could do nothing with Cleveland 10.
day and were BANKED. Cleveland 2,
cHIcAGo,l May Atspecial 10 Thu,
Advertiser -Chance s men showed we'll
this aftfrn0obi beating Oliicago in "a
hard PlEayea 9amei Ssore; New York
The Hawaiian gazette., 1913-05-16
Battleships for Pacific.

can of these conditions bring us to
one of the fundamental principles of
naval strategy, Is it not sound logic
that if at all possible the tlect should
be kept nearest the zore of the most
probable war; And if this is true
should not our fleet bo based in the
Paeifci All of our newest and most
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
Fresh Pork for Sale

Sim Simmons killed pig last wk and
brung US a mess of sawsidge whitch
was delishus in the extream. We par
took of same with great gusto to sich a
extent that we was uncomfortable to
our stummick for several hours after
ward. but that wassent Sims fault nor
the fault of the sawsidge either. fo1
that matter.
Sim informed Us that he was going
to sell the pig out by the mess to who
ever desired pig, and in order to show
our approximation for the sawsidge
aforementioned we print as follers a
free advertisement for Sim:
FOR SALE-Fresh pig. Whot Is
niser than mess of sawsidge these
cool mornings for breakfast or . mess
of spare ribs for supper If you have a
hankering for fresh killed pork cali on
Hez wilkins who has jest killed one OF
his shoatA Prices BY the mess very
reasonable.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
Historick Copies Of the BugIa

Somehow or other we happend to run
short on copies of the Bugle printed
this wlk. being ~ we diddent have enuff
paper to print enuf Bugles to go round
amongst our subscribers.
In order to- make up this deishentcy
we are sending out to about IS of our
reglar Subscribers Is old copies of the
Bugle of 1884 which We CHANGED to
have on hand.
No doubt them Is receives these IS
Bugles viii appreshiate en- moren If
they was this wks. If you read what
was IN em when they was printed q
yrs ago (if we have 6ggerd correct>
you've forgot il BY. this time ennyhow
and it will refresh your memry.
As = rule We sell old historick cop
pies of the Bugle for 10 cts per copy.
Iand yea are lue3y il yOu get one Qf
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29

& we persoom it amt got the faint
est noshion where its goin to light.
AS a result you'd nacherly think
that a flea would butt its brains
out. The reason it don't is prob
ably becuz it amt got no brains.
It's purity discouradging to us.
after being pesterd all summer witt,
muskecters, to start in the winter
harboring fleas on ourself, and
after all the chasing we have did
after 'em all we have ketched is
seven.
AS a result of the fleas we be
almost nervus reck and. aint in
no condishioa to write a eddytoriul
on ennythinl<, not even on fleas.
The next time Mel Skinner or
ennybody else who has fleas on his
dog comes to our offs they are
politely requested to leave their
dog to home or else stay away
theirselfs. We wisht to goodness
Mels dog had back on his back all
the fleas he give us-he's welcome
to 'em. What makes US mad is the
fuss that dog made over us per-
tending he was the best friend we
had in the world and then go &
give US a hull passel of fleas to
contend with-doggone SIGH a hip
percrit of a dogl
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
4 RoOmer

II II reported to Us on reliable au-
thority that the Widder Henderson has
been sprucin up good cal of late and
the wimmen folks of Bingville says that
in their opinyun Mrs. Henderson il
wearing turrib1e gay colors, being as
her late husbands grave amt skeercely
grassed over yet.
Rumor has 4 that the Widder had
her eye fixed on Chick Whittleby. who
lives over Pea Ridge way, and that
they'll be married next spring. Only
last Satterday evg there was a light ir
the Widder's front parler which caused
a good cal of excitement amongst the
nabers, being as this is the first time
the parlor has been Lit up for goodness
knows when.
Several of them a. lives nearby hung
around in front of the house trying to
peep through the winders to see if il
was Chick Whittleby the Widder was
keepin company with, but the blinds
was all pulled out and being as they
couldn't see nothink all went home in
deep disgust and went to bed.
OF course it amt none of our big
meas whether you marry the Widder OF
not, Chick, but a person would thin1.
after the way Mrs. Henderson led her
poor husband around by the nose you
would pause in your tracks and ponder
afore you put your blamed head through
the yoke.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
N eIghborhood News
SLAB CITY

Slab City now has us inhabitants and
is growing fast 1t Is expected that the
Stork will visit our midst next wk or
the wk after, but that's all we can say
at this writing. Further particklers
about this later.
Hike Peters Is suffering excrooshiat-
ing agony from a boil on his neck.
Hike desires Us to ask folks hereabouts
to kindly not speak to him from behind,
being as when he tries to turn his head
of suddint before he thinks, it hurts
him. 80 bad he thinks he can't live
through it Hike will take it as great
favor If his friends will please heed
this request.
Walt Doolittle's cow presented Walt
with fine calf last .wk. Mother and
calf doing well Congratulations.
Walt-you'll have all the milk you want
now.
Jaspar Tarbell amt TUX off his mus
keeter screens as yet. but expeckts to
soon. However, they'll probably remain
on the winders until spring as they did
last season.
Miss Lucy Woods had light in her
parlor until nearly 9 p. m. last Satter-
day evg. You and Jim keep purity late
hours, Lucy.
OCCASIONAL.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29

the store Hen askd him man to man
what he meant BY selling him rotten
eggs.
Gabe flew right up and called Hen a
liar. Then Hen told Cabe to git right
outcn his store unless he desired to be
kicked out. Then Cabe went out into
the road and TUX off his coat and called
Hen liar from there and dared him
to come out and fight, but Hen ex-
coosed hisself on the grounds that he
had to post up his books.
Cabe says hereafter he'll take his eggs
to the co. seat and Hen says he hopes
he does, being as he amt got no mar
ket for spilled eggs in his store.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
EDDYToRIUL.

We amt got time to write much
| of . eddytoriul this wk owing to
the fackt that we can't reco1leckt
when we've been a. bizzy as we
be at the present time and have
been for that matter ever sinst last
Thursday when Mel Skinner, one
| of our so-called most respeckted
citizens, paid US a unpleasant call.
accompanied BY his low-down
hound dog, who al1us gifts too dog
goned fumilyer with us on short
acl<waintance.
LENS dog jumped all over Us
and licked Our hands. & blamed
neer wagged his fool tail often his
self, and carried on turrible affeck-
shionate. We like dog as well as
ennybuddy but we don't like dog
who don't know his place-when a
dog Jumps up when we amt ex-
peclktin it and kisses US on the
cheek, It disgusts Us and is nossy-
eating in the extream. That's
what Mel's dog done, and when we
Kicked very vishish at the dog,
missing the dog & like to Of broke
. couple of our toes on a chair,
Mel took it up and said that no
buddy that wassent a friend of his
dog wassent no friend of his. We
told Lem he was welcome to come
| to our office emmy time pervidine
he would leave that blamed hound
TO home, and then Mel left mad
dern a wet hen with the cur at his
heels.
After Mel had went, we sci
down to compose ourself and dash
off some writing for the Bugle, but
we couldn't write or compose our
self either for that matter, being as
we had to stop every little while
to sleratch-frst it would be our
lnecl<, then our elbow, then our
knee or somers else, and at last we
throwd down the pen in disgust &
give all our own personal attsn-
sl1ion to our person.
Later, we discovered that we had
flezs. and we know mighty well
where they come from-they come
| from Mers hound dog, that's
where they come froml Sinst
then we have got away behint on
our work, being as most our time
has been took up by SCRATCHING. 1t
+ our opinyun that the flea is a
good cal more ohnockshios1s than
| the muskeeter and. they are a
blamed site harder to lctch. A flea
IS here one sec31ond and went the
next, and you don't have emmy idee
where it Is went to either.
a 1ea never loolQ before 4 leaps,
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
Men & eabe Had a Tilt

For Z considerable spell back Hen
Weathersby, prop. of our general store.
has been buying all the eggs which
Cabe Hardness hens has laid. being as
these eggs was 20 mise 4 fresh and also
good sized eggs for hens eggs. Hen
has been paying Gabe At the rate Of 1o
cts per doz, Csbe taking out his pay in
groceries.
Well, tother day Mrs. jake Petersby
brung back eag which was one of =
doz. which she had purchased often
Hen that was rotten, and told Hen to
put his nose to it and smell for his
self. Hen did and after one whiff
broke outen the store to git = brefh of
fresh air 20 to speak. Hen paid back
to Mrs. Pefersby what she had paid for
the esg end next time Cebe eeme =
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
Come Again, Hez I!

Hex wilkins of Zion Crossroads paid
US a pleasant call last wk and left rs
2. whitch boosts Hezzes' subscription
to the Boogle along to Jan. 1898.
Why don't more others fo1ler Hezzes'
example? If few more of our dead
beet subscribers like Hez would call
and leave US 81 each we would soon Be
rich beyond the fondest dreams of
avarice & waller in the lap Of luxshury,
20 to speak.
Come agin. Heal You are allus vel
come, espeshially when you desire to
boost along your subscfipshion.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
Breof mentshIon & Other.
wise

Brad Tucker got 4 turrible pain in
his chest while down to Hen Weathers-
bys store tother evg, and Hen sold
Brad = porus plaster which Brad paid
Is cts for and had his wife put on for
him after he had went home. Hen told
Brad he'd haft to heat the plaster to
make it stick and Marindy CHATS
Brad's wife) het it 20 hot that when
she slapped it on Brad he screechd
something turrible. The pain in Brad's
chest has went at this writing, but the
porus plaster remains. Brad has tried
to pull it off several times without re-
suit, being a. he says to do SO is worsen
having three teeth puld. Brad says un-
less that plaster wears often him of its
own accord it can stick forever far a.
he's concerned
Rev. Saml Moore, our beloved pas
tor, when he went to count the contents
Of the contribution plate after church
service was over last Sunday morning
discuvverd silver quarter amongst the
pennies & buttons, ct cettery. which
had been dropped into the plate. Next
day Cy Hoskins, our most wealthiest
Citizen called ON Rev Moore & ex-
planned that he had went & dropped the
quarter in BY mistake, thinking it was
. old-fashioned copper two-cent piece
and wanted II back. but Rev. Moore
had spent Il for the necessities of life,
ss you might say. Cy was good cal
put out and says becux of that mistake
he can't afford to give ennythink more
tords the pastefs salezy for several
months.
Hod Sloccmb while shaving his whis-
kers often his face recent had the mis-
forchune to shave the top often vast
Of his chin, which bled very copious.
Hod thort for while he was going
10 bleed to deth, but he didn't How
ever, it was awful c1ost shave.
Mrs. Hester WHITLEY got her feet
vet one day last wk when It rained and
ketehed cold. AS result Hester can't
speak above 4 whisper. This is good
e1l Of relief to Sam Whitt1eby, her
husband. being a. Hester talks turrible
-loud and mQet ~ the tine - Eule
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
SKINS, HIDES &
|PELTS WANTED!

Being as you all know 4 have
been in the perfeshion Of trapping
& hunting for nenny yrs, I take
this opportunity to state herewith
that -'.@
PIE Buy Your Skins Often You
if you desire to sell same. If you
happen to ketch a fix in a trap or
A MINK, OR A WEASEL, OR
A SKUNK OR ANYTHINK
LIKE THAT WHICH HAS
A SKIN, HIDE OR PELT
ON IT
that I can sell, bring it to me and
I will make you offer for same.
OF course I can't offer you as
much as I can get for it from .
fur buyer.
Would BE q Blamed Fool
to buy your skins often you and
then sell 'em for the same price as
I paid. Where would come in, !
ask?
It's Tnrible Easy to Git Slkun
In This Skin Game
I've been slkun so much in it that
I'me turrible sharp now when it
comes to buying furs. Bring what
you have ketched in your traps to
me and will treat you right, and
if git the best of you in the diclker
that's your own lookout.
Yours for skins, hides & pe1ts,
IVES WOODRUFF.
Expert Hunter & Trapper.
Bingvi1Ie.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
LANDS END

Bin Henshaw says he is . going to
sell off his hens, being as they've stopt
laying on him. Who desires to buy
some hens that don't lay7
Rufe Atkins has the grip. Rufe says
he wishes to goodness grashious some
buddy else had it std Of him, being as
he's nearly coffed his fool head of.
Mrs. Hen Jordan had her wash out
on the line last Monday by 9 o'clock,
and ut the same time looked after her
two six-months old twins. Some, says
Mrs. Jordan allus begins her wash Sun
day afternoon.
Ranse Smiley set out the hard cider
to Eb Wilkins who dropped IN to see
him last Satterday evg, and the nabers
who seen Eb on his way home says he
was q good .eal under the weather.
when Eb come to. the footbridge he
missed it and waded erost the brook.
Eb believes temperents IS Z good thing
for other people. Excelsior.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29
EXTRAORDINARY!
ATTRACkSHI0N

This is to a nounce that have made
a rangements with
MISS AMELIA TUCKER
Our Raining Sossisty Queen 81
BingvilIo
to pose in my store in her new
SLIT SKIRT
she had made recent next Satterday
afternoon, from z to 4 p. m.
The ladies Of Bingvills is an eoejial1y
invited to be present and see this won
derful slit skirt which is the latest
style.
Your attenshion, ladies, is also called
to my large stock of dress goods. Why
don't you buy some of these dress
goods and have . slit skirt nade fer
yoursslf e be up to dafe2
No men folks will be admitted next
Satterday afternoon betwixt 2 and =
p. m.
UNI EsS THEY PAY A SMALL. AD.
MISHIoN FEE OF 10 CTS.
each to defray expenses of having Miss
Amelia
Don't forget the date. and be sure
to come early and avoid the rush.
Yours for the latest style,
HEN WEATHERSBY.
Prog. Dry Goods EmporiunA
The Topeka state journal., 1913-11-29

these old copies for the regular price Of
a up-to-date copy, being as you ort to
value it not only for its intrinsick worth
but also for the historicl associashions
which clusters about il, so to speak.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-12-16
FOLLOWING THE PRESIDENT.

DMITTNG that the people of the United States and their A representatives Congress last giving practically
 unanimous support to the President in his Mexican pOi ce the New York Sun refuses that it is demOnStra On of unqualified confidence in the President intellectual prova of his policies. Men have been knOwn, says Ito march with heads erect and hearts Loyalty direct leading plainly discened dsaster and further "when men do this it is because the flag is ahead of them
 ransprng events do not justify the Suns conclusions The have accepted the Presidents policies because they be- eve the President They believe in his honestly his patriot ism his caTefuneSS to become nfOrmed the wisdom of his judgment his knowledge of international law his conception of the right They have said this in way that they have had opportunity say it. They following him. Because he is patient they patient Because he has faith in principles that always have umphed they have faith in him. He is leading fOO hope In his train few who suen apprehen sive despairing.
 There would be nothing novel in Americans following the flag There prOdgOus tribute to character in the fact that almost without exception Americans following the Leadership of that kind not developed atmosphere of pexy and criticism It rests upon confidence which is not misplaced
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-12-16
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND sELF-GovERNMENT.

THE people of the District of Columbia just wagng
 campaign for local SegOvernment and an elective delegate
 Congress- and the advanced support of the demand resemble those that the people of Alaska accustom ed few years when they fighting for the recognition of their rights American citizens.
 The District of Columbia governed by Congress just as Alaska has been in the past The National Legislature Is the local Parliament it for Alaska before the abhment of the Alaska Legislature Each branch of Congress has tbe District of Columbia and these commit tees subject the revision of Congress- make the laws for the Federal district.
 The demand of the people Washington City for segov enment based principles that have been accepted right and proper this country It should be granted though the practical need for il nearly the need for segovenment Alaska which denied the people of the North for long time The members of Congress live for half the time in the District of Columbia and they become familiar with conditions there They cOmmnge with the residents District their newspapers daily They had such opportunities become acquainted with AL ;.SkaS needs.
 However, there place where the people of the District of Columbia will get sympathy from the people in their contest for the recognition of their right to themselves than Alaska It will be the sympathy of those that have suf fered from a similar affictiOn and who know what is is.
The Alaska daily empire., 1913-12-16

The growing influence of the President brought fOceab mind by the which representatives of all the po parties declaring in favor of his stand for law provd ing for the direct primary method of nominating Presidential candidates