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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
VEGETABLES IN THE CELLAR
counting for Their ShriveIling
When Kept Warm.
CRy N. R FRAZERl


There are two-one at the house,
the other at the barn, built on a side
hill, a favorable location.
Roots are 80 per cent water, &C
counting for their shriveling when
kept in warm dry place. All mois-
Iure evaporates, therefore the roots
lose most of their fine feeding value,
but if ones cellar is moist and warm
then rot sets in.
Beet roots will stand little frosty
spell without harm. We kept cabbage,
carrots, etc, in the house cellar for
convenience, being well sand-packed
in large boxes, the windows left open.
The air is kept away as GOODNESS
prevents rot, sprouting and shriveling
We found them fresh, crisp and tasty
in The spring.
The other part of this cellar was
cemented, Of course, and we spread
some fruit on the floor, yet no earthly
taste was noticeable.
Apples kept well packed in layers,
some distance apart and sand covered
Those in boxes were elevated tri1e
on bricks. One season we packed
apples in a barrel with oats between
the layers and those proved a success,
also.
As cabbage needs much water, a
supply was spTinkled over them, keep
ing them green, fresh and crisp.
The roots for our stock were uni
formly good, handy to feed.
Our barn cellar was on a side-hill
excavation into the high bank 1t had
cement wall several feet high and a
nice driveway On the upper side. The
roots were very easily unloaded by a
chute through a Convenient, removable
window, which furnished light as we'll
One season We kept a quantity OF
roots and apples in a pit in the side
hill-about three feet deep. We spread
straw on the bottom, filed the pit tC
tie top and covered all with good
straw with dirt heaped over that, and
then board cover to protect the con
tents from water. In February and
March they opened out with only q
few defective specimens.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
ERUPTION SPREAD ON FACE

SO East Elm ST., Streator, Ill.-"A
running sore broke out above my
right eye, which spread over my en-
tire face. 1t started as a small PIN
pie. l scratched it open and the con-
tents of this small pimple ran down
my face. Wherever this ran a new
sore appeared. They itched and
burned terribly; 1 couldn't touch my
face it burned so. 1t disfgured my
face terribly and / couldn't be seen
for everyone was afraid of it. 1t
looked like a disease of some kind; it
was all red and a heavy white crust
on it. Everybody kept out Of my way,
afraid it would spread. l lost rest at
night and couldn't bear to have any
thing touch my face, not even the pill
low. had to lie on the back of the
head. l was always glad when morn
ing came so I could get up. 1t was
extremely painful.
"At last thought of Cuticura Soap
and Ointment and I commenced using
them. 1t took three weeks to COM
p1ete the cure" (Signed) Miss Caro-
line Miller, Apr 80, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
METHODS OF BUDDING
Success of Operation Depends on
Proper Wrapping.
Special Care Should Be Exercised in
Wrapping to See That the Bud 10
Pressed Firmly Against Wood
of the Stock.
CBy z. ]. KRAUS.)

Two excellent methods for budding
walnut trees are given below:
The Hinge Bud-About one inch
above the surface of the soil make
a transverse incision about half an
inch long and a similar one about
three-fourths Of an inch above this.
Connect the two with longitudinal
incision. This forms the completed
r. cut on the stock. 1t is very de-
sirable to use extra care in making
these cuts. The ideal condition is to
merely penetrate the bark just to the
wood, but not cut into it. The bud,
which is rectangular and Of exactly
the same length as the distance be-
tween the two transverse cuts on the
stock, is removed from the bud stick
by first making two transverse cuts
of the proper distance apart to give
the correct length to the bud, and then
connecting these by two longitudinal
cuts about half an inch apart. The
bud proper should be approximately
in the center of this piece. The bud
is then easily removed by gently in
sorting the back Of the knife blade
under one corner of the piece Of bark,
and prying up, when it viii be found
that it will readily part from the aud
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
S 4axI7
Gathered Smiles
IN THE WRONG PLACE.

An East Ninth street liquor store
had a very fine window display last
week. There was a big model OF the
Niagara, done in flowers and picked
out with lights, so skillfully copied
that it attracted a great deal of atten-
ton. This decoration occupied one
window; the window opposite was
filled with bottled goods.
a sailor came up from the pier Fri
Gay and looked approvingly at the
floral model.
That's pretty we'll done he said to
the proprietor. THE riggin' is right,
an the lights is right, an the spars
has the proper slant. You got just one
mistake"
whats that?"
1.-THE life preservers is in the wrong
winder. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27

avoided, for at best their effect is only
for that day, while a genuine remedy
like Syrup Pepsin acts mildly but per
manently.
1t can be conveniently obtained at
any drug store at fifty cents or one
dollar a bottle. Results are always
guaranteed or money will be refunded.
You will find it gentle in action, pleas
ant in taste, and free from gripping,
and its tonic properties have distinct
value to women. 1t is the most widely
used laxative-tonic in America today
and thousands of families are now new
er without it.
Families wishing to try a free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by
addressing Dr. w. B. Caldwell, 203
Washington ST., Monticello, I'll. A
postal card with your name and adj
dress on it will do
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
AS Interpreted Nowadays.

Mr.. Dorkins, going home early in
the Afternoon, found his wife over
hauling the icebox and cleaning up
the pantry.
What are you doing, Maria?' he
asked.
Following SoIomons advice" she
said, even if it is addressed to the
sIuggard. I have gone to the ant, con-
sidered her ways-and I'm wise to the
fact that she's a nuisance, a calamity
and a pest! am going to clean her
outI'
Sneezing as the red pepper in the
atmosphere filed his nostrils, Mr.. Dor
kins turned and fed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
French Red Tape,

A French baby was taken to the
seaside this summer for warm baths
in sea water, prescribed by a physi-
cian When the nurse went to the
beach to get the water customs
official forbade her, because it is lille
gal to take water from the sea with
out special permission. The rule was
made because in France the poor peo-
pie used sea water in mixing bread
to save the cost Of the heavily taxed
salt In this case it is pleasant to
know that after the delay of a month
the authorities Issued the necessary
permit and the baby had it's warm
salt baths.-Youth' Companion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
A Prudent Press Ace

You say your star has precious
stones reputed to be worth quarter
Of a million?'
Yes"
Do you know how much they are
actually worth?"
Certainly not, and I have no desire
to know that. Suppose l made an in
vestigation and learned that they were
really worthless limitations, what in
spiration would I have then for those
glowing flights of description on which
my reputation rests?'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
A Simple Remedy.

When the fowl ''rattles in the
throat there is evidence that there is
some bronchial affection. This rat
Ting will be more plainly noticed at
night when the fowls are roosting.
Give a teaspoonful every other morn
ing of a mixture composed Of equal
parts of vinegar and water. If this
is not effective, treat with mixture
of one part of turpentine with four
parts Of sweet oil, giving ten drops
daiIv
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Fresh Air for Fowls,

Fowls are obliged to throw off much
Of the waste Of the body through the
lungs. They do not sweat in the sense
that do other animals. but, instead.
breathe several times faster than the
sweating animal when heated To
keep in good health a hen requires
nearly seven times the amount of
fresh air in proportion to its size as
does & horse.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Streator. Illinois.

Second st, w. s., Streator, Illinois.
Philadelphia, Pa cit was at the
Change Of Life that I turned to Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
using it as a tonic to build up my sys-
tenn, with beneficial results. = Mrs
SARA HAYWARD, 1926 w. Venango St,
(lioga) Phila., Pa.
San Francisco, Cal.-"I have taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for many years whenever I
would feel bad. I have gone through
the Change of Life without any troubles
and thank the Compound for It. rec
ommend it to young girls and to women
of all ages Mrs. C. BARRIE, 1852
25th St, San Francisco, Cal.
The success of Lydia z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled.
II zen want special advice write to
Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co. conf.
deEtiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter viii
be opened, read and answered by q
woman and held in strict confidence.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Appie Orchard for Poultry

An apple orchard makes a splendid
run for poultry. 1t furnishes shade
and protection, and the fowls can al
ways find green food and insects
among the trees. The poultry is also
a great benefit 10 the orchard, be-
cause of their destroying the insects,
most of which are harmful to the
fruit
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
LAMBDA steG.

A new trainer was engaged for the
circus and was told to put lion and
a lamb through an act. He seemed
nervous, and the next his boss asked
him how he got along with the savage
lion. Sure, the lion didn't bother
me much,' he said, but that burned
lamb butted the daylights out of mel"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Common Gratitude.

Wouldn't you like t help kidnap
ole Muntoburn an give i'm a coat O.
tar an feathers?" growled Ruffon
WratZ.
Il sh'd say not, responded Saymold
Storey. HE don't owe me nothin';
I've travelled more'n 10000 miles on
his railroads an never paid i'm a
blamed cent"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Great MAGAZINE

Bingle-What do you think of the
Monthly Magazine?
Jingle-Great magazine! Fine fic-
ton! I've just read the opening sew
enty pages about what it will contain
during the next few months and shall
get right at the following seventy
pages about what 1t already has this
month.-Judge
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
CoIIIdn'I Fool Him

The farmer had bought a pair OF
shoes in the city shop. Now, can't
I sell you a pair of shoe trees!" sug-
gested the clerk. Don't git fresh
with me, sonny!" replied the farmer,
bristling up; Il don't believe shoes
kin be raised on trees any morn I be-
Iieve rubbers grow on rubber trees or
oysters on oyster plants, b'gosh."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Just About 5hinqIes.

Shingles are usually 16 inches long.
A bundle is 90 inches wide and con-
tains "a courses at each end. A bun
die will lay a course so feet long
when shingles are exposed four inches
to the weather, 1000 will cover 107
square feet; five inches, 1872 square
feet; six inches, 100 square feet.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Retort!

Cholly-Yaas, he called me bare
faced liah, bah Jove.
Gussie-Weally? And what did you
do, deah boy?
Cholly-I told him if l wanted to
could waise just as big mustache as
his; so theahl
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Pain in Back and Rheumatism

are the daily torment of thousands. To eff
fectually cure these troubles You must re-
move the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin
to work for you from the first dose, and ex-
ert SO direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble soon disappears
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Depressing influence.

so you don't like that professional
optimist?"
Not much" replied Mr.. Growcher !;
there are times when l might forget
my troubles if he we're not constantly
advising me to make a terrible effort
to cheer up"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Spraying ThorouohIy.

In spraying great pains should be
taken to cover all parts of the tree,
shrub or plant. If a heavy rain I'M
mediately follows the application Of
the spray the process should be re-
peated. Do not spray when the trees
are wet
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
At the Hotel.

What's the matter with that fel.
low? He looks as sour as a lemon.
He is sour"
What about"
His suite"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
None Needed.

Tourist-You have an unusually
large acreage of corn under cultiva-
ton; don't the crows annoy you a
great deal?
Farmer-Oh, not to any extent.
Tourist-That's peculiar, consider
ing you have no scarecrows.
Farmer-Oh, well, you see, I'm out
here a good part of the time myself
New York Mail.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
PASSING 1t On,

I'm not one of these fellows who
kisses and tells" said the summer
man.
ooh, don't mind your mentioning it
to any nice friend of yours who are
coming down to the beach, said the
summer girl.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Looked Like SWattino.

Patience-What are those men do
Ing over there?
Participating tennis.
ooh, are they? I thought they were
swatting flies?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Must Have Proper Care.

While the Indian Runner ducks
will, with proper care, lay through the
whole winter. the same as chickens.
they will not lay if allowed to pad
die around in the snow and slush or
if left out in severe weather. Such a
fowl has not yet been discovered
and never will be.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
The Nav of Ii.

THE inn which has the reputation
of being haunted is doing a big bust
ness with the theatrical folks. I won
GER why?"
Perhaps they are anxious to see
the ghost walk
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Progressive Consolation,

Smith-Brown has owed me $50 for
the last four years.
Jones-That isn't so bad. If you'll
figure it, you'll see it's only a dollar
a month; and when he owes it to you
eight years it will be only so cents
a mOnth-Puck
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
On an Ocean Trim,

That fellow gets seasick, but he's
q game sport"
Keeps eating, does he2"
yes; he's had four breakfasts this
morning"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Maybe Ii Hurts Him.

you haven't any grievance against
Griggs, have you?"
ooh, none in particular, except that
he always does me a favor with a
panied expression
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Unfailind Remedy.

Mrs. Viewed Ito dear friend)-
What's the secret of getting a new
frock out of hubby after he refuses
once?
Mrs. Wiley-f at first you don't
succeed, cry again!-Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Called DOWN

Willie-Paw, when a baby gets sick,
why do they call the doctor?
Paw-To cure it, my SON.
WiIlie-Well, why don't they send
for the curate instead of the doc
tor?
Paw-You go TO bed, Willie.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Echoes of the Reunion.

Il met one thousand veterans at
Gettysburg who claimed to have fired
the first shot"
They may all be correct. The first
fire was a fusillade."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Nav. Nayt

a young gambler had just asked her
to be "his'n," and the maid popped heI
head in the room and said: Did you
call. sir?" What? With the hand
I'm holding? Not On your picture pos
tall"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Literary Note

Talk about genius not being recog-
nized,'" says Georgia editor. I'VE
once treated an author to haircut
even though he didn't have quite
enough to stuff a mattress. Atlanta
Constitution.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
FISttery

An old lady, wishing to pay COM
pliment to the preaching of the new
vicar, told him:
Really, sir, we didn't know what
sin was until you came to the parish"
London Tit-Bits.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Gettinn Used to Ii

why do you fish every morning in
the bathtub, old man? Is it bet?"
"Oh, no. i just want to get used
to not catching anything. Am going
on vacation soon.''
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
One Form of Invitation.

Algy-If l we're to steal a kiss
would it scare you so that you would
scream?
Hebe-I couldn't. Fright always
makes me dumb.-Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
The iron Enters His Soul.

Mosely Wraggs-HelIo, ole pal!
Leavin' town? Wot fur?
Wareham Long with concentrated
bitterness)-Im helpin' t keep the
city clean!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Use the FcrceEs,

1t is not profitable to fool away time
in coddIing a poor tree, Yank it out
and plant a new one. 1t costs some
thing. of course. but ii costs more in
time and annoyance to let it stay.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Pitchinn and Prsanhinn

She-Just think Of it; the pitcher on
our ball team gets more NOR y than
CUR minister does.
He-Yes; but the pitcher has a bet
Tor dalirnrrr
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Cause and Effect.

Boreleigh-I called on Miss Back
Baye this afternoon.
Miss Keen-So did l.
Boreleigh-She was looking very
tired.
Miss Keen-Yes; she said you had
just called.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27

Visitor-Has your son Siram got
any good out of a college education?
Farmer-You bet he has. Before
he went I never could get him to do
any chores around the farm. But aft
er them hazers got hold of him he
got SO tame he'll do anything you tell
him.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
No Indication

Those people look. as if they had
had a rise in the world"
"Oh, you can't judge of that by
their get-up."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27

In this dress we have a coat-1ike
overblouse, showing a deep chemis-
I cite, which is a facing on the under
waist. To this the plated skirt is at
tached. The outer blouse has the
sleeves cut in one with the body, Civ
ing a seam on the outside of the arm.
These dresses are made of wash ma
terials and also of cheviot, serge, nov
city plaids and checks and OF simple
silks.
The dress pattern (6405) is cut in
sizes 6, 8, 10 and IL years. Medium
size requires rs yards of SO inch plain
material, or yards of Sc inch, if all
of one material
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
TO Pattern Department" of this paper.
Write name and address plainly, and be
sure to give size and number of pattern.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Mark Nour 1CS

If you have more than so hens it
will be a source of satisfaction to
know from which group your eggs
came and this can usually be told by
marking the birds with leg bands and
by the use of the trap nests.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
On the Tree

I've learned one thing about fruit,
remarked the summer boarder.
What's that?"
TT looks good to eat mighty long
time before it isl
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
ApTIv Described.

That's a fine, imposing building
over there
Right you are! And it contains
fine. imposing Judge It's the police
court"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
DELAYING the Law,

How in the world will you dig up
more evidence to get me new trial?"
Don't worry about that replied
the lawyer. "AIl you have to do is to
dig up more money-Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
A Brutal Stratedem,

We deny ourselves much. am
saving to build house"
Is your wife cheerful about it?'
oh, yes. She thinks we're saving
for an automobile"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
keeps Hoos Healthy,

A few Goals from the wood fire OF
the kitchen put into the houses now
and then, where the hogs can grind
them up to charcoal, help to keep the
hogs healthy
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Cannot Achieve Success,

No flock owner can achieve success
in the breeding of sheep either for
market or breeding purposes. if he re-
sorts to constant crossing of two diff
ferent breeds to improve his flock.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Choosing a Hotel.

This hotel speaks highly Of the salt
air and the sunsets
Il think we'd better try the other
house. It gives fuller details as to
meals"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Sure Thine

Marcella-PercivaI bushes every
time he opens his watch.
Wayerly-TIl bet there is a woman
IN the caSe.-Youngstown Telegram.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Too Much Ball,

why did you move away from Chi
cago?"
The doctor advised my husband to
move to some town with only one team
to worry about"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
Her Idea.

Madam, you do not seem to at
tach any weight to the amount OF the
gas bills
mo, I consider them a very light
matter"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
DRAWING the Line

Although my heart is tender
And crush a bug l wouldn't t.
l could not love a cockroach-
l simply Couldn't
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1913-11-27
standardization,

Mr.. Hoyle-I admire good liar!
Mrs. Hoyle-You egotist!-Towr
Topics.