Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-03

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Mr n. Kipiins feit a flash 81 his
old flrt and threw IN high speed
on SIN oid symbolic staircase,
Looking FORTY WAYS "a onces..
There's Cuhift Nude descending
win the huerreei nort % stunts.
For me stnirc,1ee ~ p-rnNns.
And the NpNale scemr "a sag,
'sTho' You may hear my. soul o-cAliins'
You can't SIC me. nnywhvff
on. this Symbol haiGerdgsh.
And this Post impression trash:
can't Won see ghelr paint a-chuckin'
in hotchy- notchy splash
where tho motives bold ana brash
Of inc Cubist painters clasr.
And tho Nude descends like thunder 1
down staircase gone 20
smash,
PROM the order o. the r.iierati. by |
Carolyn Wells IN the nookman
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wlcn slang Subsidies.
A nlaver slams Il. kills the pill, ma
nspuiatea n ciout
lie hingics. slngies--run The tngies'
baseball scrlbes turn out.
7 NkUI N1lNM w. AftfNH W AttH
10 the discard goes.
The writer's lyric. Tess hysteric, get
right du4sn to prose
-picasnntries
o.
SOME FOLKS. when the usher of
fers them a back seat, take aiifon'
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! MANY A GOOD brain throb escapes
] H..... ..,.4.rrt.s.fH IA fhfuu hat
SOME CANDIDATES can't dislin-
euish between a dust storm aud
landslide.
WE'LL. those Americans who stay
4 in Mexico can just take their medi-
cine. The administration has done
warned them. on right, All riBht
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How Old T. Ann2
Editorial Jabher.
Dear sir Number ~ us fellers arc
making be.s ON the morning papers
Moxican policy. Can YOU give me "a
bunch want 60 clean up little
easy money Yours privately.
J.. BONY PUBLICO.
Auswer-Don't gamble. Il il against
the law.
II. s.-Answering one question with
lunother. we might c0unterask hy re-
ouesting you 20 ten us how tar d is
down the river half mile.
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STRONG representations are s'lli
being made 60 Mexicans FOR holding
. up Americans ia Mexico. To our
mind the whole situation Is strong
awful strong
THERE'S no reason 90 criticise
Tho fairness uf the attitude that while
n President Wilson mosscd "a mastery
lmossago aud powerful state docu-
mpnt aud executed brilliant dipio-
malic coup. his McXican policy is q
sorlouf bunder; and Inat while under
no circumstance should wc resort tp
larmed intervention, nothing bu send
lnr asa army Into McNico VIII solve
tho. situation unless Huert and Gam
boaN who pui % ali over Wilson ANA
pryan should back up on the di8ni-
fled and commenduble and thorough
10y pucrilc position. in wnicn they
have been played by thc udminstu-
ton which they have SEQ signaly
worstcd in tho diplomatic tourney in
which they were defeated
Whnt3
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MIR. MELLEN escaped ono bunch !
lol trouble, anyhow.
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MR. TAFT SAYS iudges should be
lappoinfrd fnr ufp We got 90 low /
down some time ago that hc would |
lake that position.
THE NEW uAVEN roud is ccr
ainly makns q sreat wreckord
O.
GOING SOME, when you can skin
the cat IN an aeroplanc
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A YOUNG AMERICAN Is escaping |
from Mexico ON b handcar AN right
~ he can lcap-tho-gap with a.
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FLOYD SPENCER has badly eat
and bruised cyensh as result of
coming in contact with broken
cable Negra Notcs In Esianen
News
Rominds us OF our bald headed
/ friend who yesterday Fractured the
one hair which hc has been go aohc-
| ltousiy conserving 0n tho summit Of
his Uranium. Many hAirsbroudth
ESCAPES are happening these days.
q
Have Many at rhcm2
Among the Opponents of This
county during tho past week WAS mat
of Miss ma 1ulicy, former school
teacher. and r.. N. Bauta OF Tnnle,
who were nited boa marriage here hast