The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-05-27

II Woodrow Wilson knows that he has not played
fair with the sheep industry Of the United States,
and he may expect to hear from the sheep men
four years hence.
BRYAN is IN THE SADDLE
| A year ago Chairman Underwood was strong
enough to pass a wool bill with duty against Mr.
| Bryan's demand for free wool. The Commoner
said some harsh things of Mr.. Underwood They
got into the debates of the House and great ma
jorty of the Democrats and all the Republicans pro-
essed their admiration for the Chairman as against
the Peerless Leader. But sixteen years in the
wilderness made the colonel patient. He bided his
time II came at Baltimore when he put ali his
enemies to rout. And again came the opportunity
when the tariff bill framed. Mr.. Underwood
proposed duty on wool as before He iabored
with the President arguing that the Democratic
party having placed a duty wool in its tariff leg.
islation Of 1919 could not wen fsvsrse itself Col
onel Bryan also had conversation with the Presi.
dent. The result that Mr.. Underwood accept.
ed free wool. Is there any doubt that Mr.. Bryan
is in the saddle7 1t is surprising that the business
men of the country fear commercial depression?
The wooden manufacturers are making plans
for making goods abroad John H. Stevenson,
manager Of the Fulton mills of the American Wool
en- company states that his company will in all
probability, turn the wool into yarn in England or
Germany, where It do this work at AZ per cent
Vi tHe Cost at InlS process Is ~ per cent
of the labor in the industry. Under the proposed
schedules the company import the wool in the
yarn state to advantage and complete manufacture
In this country at cost much lower than the en-
tire manufacture here. WATERFOWL N Y STAN
dard
BETTER QUIT
II the lady that you're counting is too fond OF CAV
oavortng
And is causing you expense beyond your means
You will find it best to drop her. or you'll come an
awful cropper,
And your bankroll won't be VIC til a hill of beans .
She may be very pretty and she may be very witty
Aud most probably is bound to make a hit
But If for wife you're looking who will do the
chores and cooking, 81
You will get bad surprise, so-Better Quit
If fat and getting fatter and your friends no
longer hatter
Or comment upon your shapeness of form,
And you find that lunch and dinner do not make
you any thinner
And your waistine calls out daily for reform
You've been doing too much knitting, spending all
your time in sitting,
Which is fattening and pleasant I'll admit
But you can't wear tango dresses invite the
male caresses
II Your waistline runs to seed, so-Better Quit
II you find that foolish drinking robs You Of the
force of thinking.
And your face is growing whittier than your nose,
And that every drop Of liquor makes your speech
little thicker,
And you've got thirst that comes but never
goes.
Don't you think it's time to drop it? Are you man
enough to stop It?
Don't you think you ought to show little grit?
You'n he hanD and nv Won will no
point of wealthy,
II YOU leave It all alone. so-Better Quit.
If you're bathing in the ocean and you get sud, 4
den notion
That the water further out looks nice and blue,
And you're full OF seaside whisky. feeling good and
strong and frisky!
You had better hesitate before you do.
To be brave Of course 10 splendid. but before your
swim is ended
You may get a cramp or other kind OF At,
And be welcomed to the dishes of the hungry little
fishes!
There is lots of fun ashore so-Better Quit.
-Goodwn's Weekly
NO STATESMAN
Jm-The new tariff bill will cut down the
revenue of the government sSOOOOOOO
Jack-How will the government make Il nm?
Jim-Why, by the income tax
Jack-But the tariff bill will destroy incomes
How about 1t, then?
Jim-How in bazes do / know? I'm not
Democratic statesman
\. 4. =
FREE BEEF
HuTrah! We are going to have free beef.
Who says SO?
Wilson.
why you can get free beef right now
Where?
In JAIL or the workhouse and there will 10 .
rush for the latter Institution when nro,oo,,on T.,
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