Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-11


Some thlnso are 700 horrible 70 inn
as'ne.
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AIun1ea Knocks.
tFfom tho chicago Trlhuno3
bobby. you mustn't put your sticky
ringers On Mrs kauler'n nice dress.
lta inc only eilk dftsa she has,
No. ar. 8nyiof / havent tho
slightest objection 10 your smoking ia
my house, Jet me oder you good
ciEnrH
old scout you aleaya pitch good
Same 81 ball--except when I'm bet.
ting on sou."
Mr.. nlnhblns7 Has that suburb a re-.
apoctahlc residence aecfion9"
You show good Literary judgment,
Mr Ice; yon'e always stealing my
stun
won't sou iei your little boy come
Ga oaf sunday school, Mrs. Jordie7 IL
can't make him any worse. and u may
40 him mach good"
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AMBASSADOR wilson was able sol
come back, al. riEht, al right
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no ONE SHOULD be mean enough
81 inquire when the hig game season
really epens north q tho GRAND Can
son.
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THE DIAPTlANOUs skirt shows
The feminine hank roll 80 plainly that
me ishi-iinsefed tniof has picnic.
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BUL0ARfA's PEACE overturca
are the most enjoyable numbers Of tho
European concert.
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SYLVIA AND EmmeIlne have GER
sainly made those London boobies
earn their 4. bob.
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SEEMS LIKE our luck never wi
turn. Think Of setting up in the mid
die 81 the night TO KIN a slx-inch cep-
tipcde-nothinR In the room TO swat
with except s sh0e-and q nes a rub
Der heeli
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One hotter.
Sir. Could sou not fashion u "trip
perry from the fact that ar. Pachc-
tcau. OF as Seventh avenue. New
York city. would. cognomenistlcally
speaking. make a rather snappy little
candidate for prexy OF the Ann igana.
ted Association Of Turkey-irotters and
Tanso-teaHers? --Exchange
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WOULD SAY. in regards 10 above.
that Mr.. p. would be n0meaclaturAliY
more advantageoUsiy equipped for tbs
responsibilities OF illustrious Mogul ~
thc Independent Organization OF Chi,-
opodists.
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THE SMALL BOY also VIII, regard !
chem as ths melancholy DAYS.
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SOMETIMES. We arc told. woman |
listens 10 mans talk so she Viil 20 /
res1y q start In when he parsca cor
breath.
--ck--
LiJcRILY Few 81 US get IN htnves
as bad. when she rejects us as does
the fsage . we'd hero Of she movies.
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IT rs SOMETIMES easier 10 find
favlt than md work.
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YES. VERONICA, women are very
easy 10 see through nowadays.
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GOVERNOR LIND reached Mexico
city alive Huerta's bark must DC
worse than his bite.
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ANOTHER CASE Of bromo-Sulzer
e.
HENRY LANE Wilson says Mexico
Is the home ~ natural born liars. And
then there's the Gaze OF Muihali, who
acquired u.
IL 1
WHAT'S THE USE Of being a po-
licewOman II all the blame prisoners
are going 20 weep
o.
HUERTA ONCE Indignantly dcclar-
I'd the nssassins ~ the Madero's and
suarez should be brought 10 justice.
He should worry about that.
Travelling Via the Movies.
There was a young fellow named
Claude.
lust returned from a long trip abroad:
Everywhere he would 20.
lie would knowledge hcstow,
Believing his friends would appla d. 1
But Il seemed that this was not 10 be, ,
For, no matter 81 what Ne told he ,
Heard this cry Ger and DER;
yes. we've seen that before,
For we 60 20 the picture ghoSs, ssoe'
Jude
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supervision of Cclestino Benitez the !
one tenth uf al ~ public school Z
oachers IN New Jersey are engaged a
N professional study AZ summer
schools this year. There are over
100 AZ Rutgers college alone. attend
nR the first summer session ever held
iy the State college. Three other
summer schools for teachers have re- ,