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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14
TtUO Generations
Now Using 1t
Nations Most Popular Lax
ative Keeping Millions of
American Families in
Good Health.

There must be genuine merit to an
article that has TODD the test of two
generations Of users.
In the field Of medicine none has haG
greater success. nor retained that sue
cess TO a greater degree. than Dr.
CaldWelIs syrup Pepsin, which is now
being used by two generations of peo-
pie Its use In families is constantly
becoming more general. The reason.
primarily, IS that 1t has merit. 1t IS
what II represents itself to be- q
laEative-tOniC; il does not make exaE-
gerated claims nor use coarse Ian
guage TO set forth its virtues
1t is a medicine, but so mild and gen
tie a medicine that thousands Of
mothers give it to tiny infants, and
yet in a slightly larger dose, it is
equally effective for grOwnDps. 1t
is for any disorder Of the stomach
liver or bowels. for constipation no
matter how chronic, for dyspepsia no
matter how severe. for biliousness,
sour stomach. gas on the stomach,
headaches. drOwsiness after eating,
and similar complaints arising from
cIOgged-up condition Of the bowels It
is pleasant TO the taste and does not
grippe 1t can be used with safety
and good results by anyone at any age
or in any condition OF health, an1
that persons health viii improve
Every druggist sells it and the price
is only fifty cents and one dollar
bottle.
Thousands Of families throughout
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14
Little BObbie and His Pa
Pa Brings Home a Book That Tells
How Married People Should
Get Along.
BY William r. Kirk

IA brought a book hoam with him
- last mite & he was showing it to
me It was called How a Hus-
band & Wife shud act to Avoid Quarts.
It was a big book, about a foot thick.
This book, BObbie, sed Pa, is a book
that was wrote by a very wise guy.
He was married three times & his
first two wives left him befoar he
realized that he hard to git along
with, so wen he married the third
time ne made up his mind to study
the Ealr sex x find out what wud
humor them. This book is the result
OF yeers of pashunt watching & ex-
perlmentS on his part Pa sed- I think
that 1t ought to keep yUre Ma & me
from ever having other unkind
word Here is sum of the rules. Bob
Die, so Wen you grow uD & git a wife
OF yure own You will be abel to greet
her right at all times & save quarls
Rule THE husband shud newer
becum angry at the saim time that
the wife is angry One angry per-
son in a family is enuff at a time
Rule 2.-Tne wife Shud newer stay
angry after she has gone to sleep.
She might have a nitemare.
RuIe S-Whel a husband is con-
uadickted by a wife he shud smile
sweetly & say. wen his wife gives
right That is the greatest sentence
that was ever invented for making
matrimony pOssibeL
Now, Bobbie. sed Pa. thare IS a
good point right thare. Let US go
IN the other room & I will ask YOU
to motifs how yUre Ma acts wen I
answer her that way, 81 dare say you
are right"
So We went in the living room &
Ma was thare. She was kind of out
OF
Klaus she looked at Pa & me kind Of
cross wen we cain in. Well sup
pose you want yure supper sed Ma.
Yes. deerest, sed Pa It is a wonder
that you & our son dident fool around
IN the library until il was time for
brekfust. sed Ma The men nova
days. sed Ma, act for all the wurld
as II wimmen was made to wait on
them & newer give anything else a
thought.
I dare say you are rite. sed Pa.
Of course, I am rite, sed Ma Now
thare is Misses Norris. She jest left
a few miutes befOar you got hOam-
She tOald me that her husband rec
fused to buy her another frOck until
next month and then went to his
ten pins Think of it. sed Ma, unable
to buy his little wife another frOck
when she only had three. and then
going and losing four dollars bowl
ing. That is the man of If for YOU.
How much was the frOck2 sed Pa
Only sixty dollars. Ma sed. Thay
was eighty dollars last year, but you
know winners clothes has went
down whole lot in price this season.
Maybe he cud afford to spend four
sixty dollars for a other froc5, sed
Pa.
Thare you go. sed Ma. defending
hlm OF course man can do no
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14
By Lillian Lauferty.

r YOU were only Is and had already
begun climbing the high ladder
\ that leads to success, would you
he simple and natural and truly sweet2
Little Viola Dana has not come to the
lofty estate Of Sweet Sixteen yet,
but she has already worked her way
from music hall dancing and movies"
and vaudeville skits to the enviable
nosftfon of "a regular Broadway star"
Ana the earnest little girl means TO
climb higher and higher, and be right
AT the ton Of her chosen profession
some day If hard work can win ner way
to the top
In her dainty pink dressing room at
the Hudson theater the 15-year-Old star
of .sTbe poor Little Rich Girl looks
like q real little rosebud of q girl-just
as real a little girl as the GWendoIyn
whose life she has stepped out or after
living il for three hours
Did Gwenny make you cry she
asked me after a performance
You did I answered dellperateIy
"Oh. that was Gwenny." said little
Miss Dana 1t ism viola Dana out
there in the play-she just gets to be
Gwendolyn."
Not SeIf-COnsciOus
Then. of course, you aren't self-cOn-
scious if YOU are living your partF 1
questioned with assurance
"Oh. no. Children on the stage have
TO be so careful about that" said this
naive child Some of them do well,
and they are told so, and think about
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14
TERRIBLE AG0NIES
WORSE MISERY
Advices From Durant' s
Neck Tell Of Hrs. Baze-
more's Trying Ordeal,
and Her Condition
at Present.

Durants Neck. n C.-8Irs. Emma
Bazemore. Of this place says: words
fail to express my appreciation and
gratitude for the benefit received
from Cardui, the woman's tonic. suf-
fered agonies from womanIy troubles. L
tried different doctors. but they didn't
help. The last one I went to said I
needed an operation. so I agreed to it.
and bore those terrible pains. felt
better. but only for a short time, and
soon the misery was worse than ever
before. I began to use Cardui, and it
made me feel entirely different Now
am the picture Of health. weighing
10 pounds. Before started the treat
ment. could not do my houseworl
Now can do my work and feel so
much better
Cardui. the woman's tonic, acting in
its gentle healing way upon the wom-
an1y organs. helps to restore your
natural vigor. and to build up the wom--
anly constitution
If you are tired, WORKOUT. weak.
nervous. or suffer from any OF the all
ments peculiar to women, do what over
a million other women have dOne-try
Cardui. It cannot do you harm, and is
almost sure TO help you, just as it has
them. Begin taking Cardui today.
Your druggist sells it
N B-Write to: Chattanooga Medi-
cine Co., Ladies Advisory Dept. Chat
tanOOga Tenn, for Special Instruc-
tons on your case. and 64-page book,
Home Treatment for Women" sent in
plain wrapper.-Advertise
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14
Girl Alone In New York
She Loses Her Position, but Obtains
Another in an In
usual Way.
-By Lillian Lauferty. --
By Lillian Laufel

n AIRING KITTY
Since I have been over here
in the role OF needle in the bis
New York haystacb, [ have had blue
days and TOse-cOlOred days and just
gray days. but today is all q white
glare and I think the lights are pretty
strong Tor my eyes Sis Not the
Bright lights but the glow and
CLEAN Of excitement and having ad-
ventures follow themselves up as
didn't think they ever could in really
Y0ur kind attention. sfsterkin. and
] viii tell my little tale from its be
ginning Three days ago L lost my
iOb-Dut don't picture me starving on
the streets OF New York, for ] found
q new one this morning Hard times
and cutting down the taft" That IS
A View job.
I answered so advertisements yes
terday-but I did not seem 70 answer
to any ones needs. When / got down
20 No i on my list today / had ar
rived at the offices Of Clarke. Clarke x
Clark. attorneys at law. Just when
I began TO open the door from the out
side someone was turning the handle
from the inner reaims-Open flies the
door collision -Madge's hat takes
q little list to port, and Madge yearns
for port of her own
a voice speaks: q beg your pardon
Have I upset you completely Well I
declare do seem to run into you
Ana on your way 90 my Office TINS
time. Vow what can do for yoU2"
7 should have fled the spot 7 sup
pose. Instead I said. Your office"
And I wanted to add-'WhO are
YOU
why. yes. am Clarke-the one
with the e Now, what can 1 do for
GIVE me a position; I have lost
mine Probably I should not have
said it-but I did not want TO come
home defeated at the end Of four
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

term president. With Wilson out of the
running the situation might easily re-
solve itself into a contest for the nominal
ton between Underwood and Bryan.
Speaker Clark still cherishes presi-
Dental ambitions. but it Is clear that
he has lost a measure of his political
grip. and that he Is not destined to get
either the nomination Of his party or the
presidency
If Underwood keeps his health and his
temper, it NAV be expected there VIII
be lot of quiet organization done in his
behalf in the next Sc months.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

wrong. The men want to be the
lords Of creashun.
I dare say you are rite, sed Pa How
about dinner?
It is on the table waiting for you,
sed Ma. Oh. dear. it is the saim old
story. Ma sed. Git the dinner & then
put away the dishes. A mans work
is from sun to sun. a wOman's wOck
is newer done.
Pa sed I dare say wOu are rite wen
he had a piece OF stalk in his mouth
& ne nearly chOakeG.
Thare you go laffing at me, sed
Ma, you are a brute.
Poor Pa. I guess he will have to
read sum moar rules in his new book.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14
MICHIGAN CONGRESSMAN
GIVES OEEICE TO ODDONENI

Lansing. Mich, May 14-Secretary OF
state Martindale has received the res
ignatiOn of H Olin Young, United
States Republican representative from
the 18th Michigan district Mr. Young
announced that he would resign his
office in view of the fact that William
J. Macdonald. his Progressive OppOn-
cnt in the last election, would have
pOued the largest number OF votes
had his name not been enormously
spelled on the ballot
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

the country are never without il in the
house, among them Mrs. Clara Lewis,
Beck's Store, Ky, who gave il TO her
baby. Elsie, while teething, and says
1T Is the best medicine in the world
for the stomach and bowels" She
writes that she Keeps 1t in the house
for every member Of the family. takes
it herself and that her mother recOv-
by using DR.. CaldWells Syrup Pepsin-
If no member of your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you
would like TO make a personal trial Of
ii before buying it in the regular way
of a druggist. send your address,
postal viii dO-to W b. Caldwell, AZ
Washington St. Monticello, III, and
free sample bottle viii be mailed you.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14
PRUSSIAN ATTACHE KILLED
BY INSANE Wan AT MUNICH.

Munich. Bavaria, May 14--MaJOr
general Won Lewinski, the PrUssian
military attache TO Bavaria, was killed
here by a supposed lunatic, who fired
three shots at him. A sergeant of
police also was killed. The man. whose
name is Straffer, attacked the general
on a crowded street
Gen. Won LeWinski was still alive
when picked up. He was taken to a
hospital but died shortly afterward.
The asSailant was seized by a crowd OF
people who tried to lynch him and sue
ceeded in seriously injurinS him be-
fore he was rescued by the police.
Gen. Won LeWinski was an officer
important position in the scheme of CO
operation of the Prussian and Bavarian
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

? who are willing to just stand stiu
aren't ever truly pretty, are they?"
The little stars eyes glOwedG with
carnestness.
Yes. those wonderful. deep eyes are
green. and she frankly acknowledges 1T.
Maybe that's jealousy she laughed
Il am jealous If the people I love don't
love me enough and show it. You have
to be worthy Of il, or you don't get
it. And some day every girl wants TO
be found worthy of the biggest love
She wants to marry. I do
ooh. yes said this rich little wise
girl. Il want TO kee5 my body we'll and
strong and to train my mind to get
great deal out Of Ife-and to put
something into IL, too"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14
Beauty Secrets o. beautiful 6g1OU1en
Little IGa Rich Girl Talks Girls Teens

ward a goal, or have you a live. live % 59eal
whose success you want to equaL5
Not bit of it, said viola viola Dss ana
ia lots rather be truly myself don {
L-s1t to initiate. I Just want TO make
nv own self do bigger and digger
things all the time .,..---e1,-es
People ought to express lI IN [,s nj
fating some one eIse-in clothes and nd
voices and thoughts Thoughts are SO
wonderful. 7 think-nice ones give 49, 49,
a sweet oppression to the eyeS-Jhey
inst shine through them I0Ee
strong. interesting faces-the klhu = ~ ne
belong to people who do things GlIls
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

nee6 such a lot OF care to keep them in
good condition But I think it's WORTH
while giving up all the little separate
pleasures that only stay a minute in
order TO have q clear complexion and
a clear voice and a well body.
You see, I truly want to be great
some day 7 want TO go on and on and
be some one who counts. And I'm
dreaming of that sometimes even when
I'm with my books or playing my violin
4 know that if I truly want to get
on I shall have to do il Just wishing
about it won't work"
Deep Philosophy
Deep philosophy for Is. and yet the
girls who are soon to be women must
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14
TELEPHONE DIRECTOR.

Philip Hamlin. directing official OF
the Tri-State Telephone company, Of
Denver, is in Los Angeles and viii re-
turn to Fl PasO before going to Den
yer. He is on an inspection of the Bell
lines in the southwest.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

There's a world Of satisfac-
ton in buying Uneeda Biscuit
because you knoU you will
get what you want soda
crackers that are Oven-fresh,
crisp, clean, appetizing and
nOurishing.
Uneeda Biscuit are always uniform
in quality-they are always alike
in crispness, in flavor-they are
soda crackers you can depend
upon. And all because Uneeda
Biscuit are uncommon soda crack
ers packed in an uncommon way.
Five cents everywhere in the
moisture-prOof package.
NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

She Believes in Simple Clothes for
Young Girls.
it all the time and get to be such
stilted little things. They just mince
through their parts and act affected
everywhere you meet them That isn't
a bit attractive-dO you think 500 No
girl who is unnatural is a bit attrac-
tive"
Then you believe in simple clothes
for young girls?"
Yes. indeed-but I do like pretty
clothes-clothes that suit you"
Does keeping well and strong re-
quire constant attention and sacrificed"
I asked.
Lots of sleep.
well. 7 think You can't have every
thing You cant have all the fun you
want and do we'll the thing you want
to do, too Now I have to have lots Of
sleep, and If I 90 along 10 a party
after the theater my voice sounds
strained and hOrrid next day. Voices
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

all choose whether they will live for
the JOY of q fleeing second or for the
durable saUsfactiOns" that make life
worth while.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

Have you set some one as your mod
el?' 1 asked Are you working to-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-05-14

Thare you go. sed Ma. defending
him. Of course, a man can do no
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-03-25
w. N. U, MILWAUKEE, NO. 12-1s1s.

m M FEaaTR Watson Z. Coleman, Wash.
IN "a irgton, DC. Books free. High
- A@eS ~ est referenceA Best resultn
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-03-25
REFUSED TO ACCEPT sNUR
Napoleon ILL., KeenIy Felt Slight of
Russian Gar, but Refused to
Show His Annoyance.

1t has been urged by a French au-
thor that Napoleon III. entered into
the Crimean war on the size of Great
Britain because he had been we'll re.
ceived in the London clubs during his
sojourn in that country. But there
might have been another potent factor
independent of the emperor's pleasant
Tecollections of the English and that
was the slight to which he was sub
iected by the car of Russia, Mich.
olas l.
When Napoleon assembled the throne
as emperor he notified I'll the reignine
sovereigns of the fact, addressing
them as Monsieur mon frere" With
the exception of the car they replied
adopting the same formula. Nicholas
however, began his reply Mon grand
ami" This is the style adopted by
sovereigns when addressing presi.
dents of republics. Napoleon fully un.
derstood the cars meaning.
AT the New Years reception Of the
diplomatic boldly he went up to Count
Kisslew, the Russian ambassador, and
said to him:
Il have received a letter from your
sovereign which fatters me greatly.
He writes to me, Mon grand ami One
chooses his friends. He cannot choose
his brothers.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-03-25

Stories abound of the luxury pre-.
vai1ing at the military headquarters
of Prince Putemkfn, one OF GATHERINGS
faToTites His establishment included
FIVE OF six hundred domestic servants.
Toup of actors, and twenty jewel
ers- Coneeiving the desire to see the
'tZigane' danced, and being informed
that two officers in the army of the
Caucasus danced it particularly well,
he summoned them-a whole weeks
journey-in order TO give their per
Torrance, and reoompensed them for
their foolery by promoting them to
field rank. There were fetes given
at his headquarters. at which every
one of the two hundred ladies' present
was given costly shawl, and invited
70 help herself from a crystal goblet
filed with diamonds He hard
~ ever mounted a horse but. when
he visited the lines, drove round them
in carriage: and there lie a story
of his having sent an indignant mes
sage TO the general commanding the
artillery 10 inquire what he meant BY
making such disgusting noise with
rs guns. The Comedy IF Catherine
the Great. by Francis Gritble.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-03-25
BURNED AND lTCHED BADLY

539 Lincoln Park Blvd, Chicago, Ill.
"A year ago received very severe
burn on my left arm. caught cold in
1t and it was all sore and liberated.
The sore was as large as a silver dol
lar. 1t was all red and inflamed and
had pus running out OF it. l suffered
terribly from burning pain; could not
sleep for two weeks it burned and
itched so badly. l applied - Salve,
- Salve and a salve my druggist
recommended as his own, but got no
relief. l then commenced using the
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. bathed
the burned parts with Cuticura Soap
and applied the Cuticura Ointment on
a linen bandage. l got relief from the
first, and my arm healed nicely. / was
soon able to be at work again. Had l
used Cuticura Soap and Ointment at
first I would have avoided lots of suf-
fering." (Signed) Harry Junke, Mar.
S, 1912
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard 'Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston"
Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-03-25

men Of to-day have just such symp-
toms as you describe What does K
mean?
Look at me. am eighty-two years
old. Sound as "a nut. Tough as hick-
DRY. Do not know what 1t is to be
tired. While j cannot do as much
physical work as / used to when a
young man, can do a great deal.
Probably twice as much as the aver
age young man of today.
What has Kept me so strong and
we'll? i viii tell you. I do not use
tobacco. do not use alcoholic stim-
ulants. do not use tea or coffee
habitually. II go to bed early. / get
up early, / am always doing some
thing; something that occupies my
body and mind. ! love to work. l
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-03-25
EDITOR PAUsES TO INQUIRE
Seems to Have Feeling That He 10
Making an Argument Against
Woman Suffrage.

Enemies of votes for women, m
search of arguments to contound the
orators of the case, E4ay use for what
1t is worth the following incident
which happened in Madison square
one day last week:
young woman of pleasing and pie
turesque aspect came no1tthward from
Twenty-third street ACROSS the square.
She struggled under the weight of "a
dog-hamper, and inside one could see
a bright-eyed, restless fox terrier, ca
ger to be let out. The woman carried
a leash in her left hand, and the dog
had on collar with a snap An in
terested observed followed the woman.
She struggled on six blocks up Madi-
son avenue before she reached her
destination, residence oon the east
side of the street Then she unlocked
the hamper, snapped the leash on the
dogs collar, Hnd took him inside the
house. Why had she carried an able
bodied, 25-pound fox terrier, who want
ed to be let out, all that distance?--
New York Evening Post.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-03-25
FOR a BOYS ROOM.

The hoy who takes pride in fixing
rp his room is usually one who is in
terested in, making things, and his
room is almost certain TO contain
a number Of pieces of homemade
furniture and conveniences. No mat
ter how poor his working material
may be, he usually manages to trans
form Il into things that are useful,
and for the very reason that they
bear rough appearance, compared
with what might be constructed out
OF new material, the room containing
such furniture will approach nearer
to the ideal than one fitted up en-
tirely with store furnishings.
The blacking-case, magaZine-rack
and tabouret illustrated below are
useful pieces of furniture that every
boy should have in his room, and all
three may be made cut of boxes and
odd pieces of boards
A soap box is of just the right SIZE
for the backing case Gig. -. Cut
two strips for each leg, making one 3
inches wide and the other as much
ndIIO"cT dS the luiChlNsSS vi TIE
wood. Nail the face of the wide
strip to the edge of the narrow strip,
and then fasten to the corner Of the
box Gig. q. The top should be
made of two pieces, of the proper
size to form projection of about 1
inch over the sides of the box all
around One of these pieces should
be nailed in place, and the other
piece should be hinged 20 it. To the
inside face of the hinged board fast
en- a block of wood for footsrest.
Use the sole of your shoe for pat
tern for this. Divide off the inside OF
the box with a center partition Gig.
y, so as to proyids one-half of the
box for cans of shoe polish and bot
ties, of dressing, and the other half
for rags and brushes.
The top shelf of the magazine-rack
shown in Fig. may be used for
books. and the bottom cupboard to
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1913-03-25
Healthy Old Age Is What
DR.. Hartman Advocates

take a cold water towel bath every
morning, winter and summer. 1t is
these things that have kept me well
and strong. You could be lust as we'll
and strong as am IL you would do as
| do
You may ASA, do I never get sick
have | never had occasion to take
medicine at ali? Yes. have got sick
Sometimes | FEE a little touch OF elf.
matte trouble, like cold, malaria,
slight catarrhal symptoms, but nv
only medicine is Peruna. l always
keep a bottle of Peruna in the house.
| keep q bottle OF PeTuna on my desk
In my Office. Once in a while / take.
some I do not take it habituallv.
Take it only when feel little out of
sorts. One swallow will perhaps be,
all that will be necessary, but it ia,
always handy by.
II is sorry sight to see the young
men of today begin TO peter out phys
ically when they ought to be in the.
glory of their manhood and the height
Of their vigor. Eat plain food. Live.
frugally. Give up all weakenins,
habits. Live as God intended you to
live. Take Peruna when you do nor
feel as well as usual
II you want me to | will send you
a book which win tell you greet
many more things about yourself anu
about matters that may be of great
value to you. Enclose q two-cene
stamp for postage and the book will
be sent in a plain wrapper and you
will not be troubled with any follow.
up letters or advertisements.
Peruna is for sale at all drug stores.