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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03
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The Texas Wonder cures kidney
and bladder troubles, diasolves gravel,
cures diabetes, weak and lame backs
rheumatism, and all irregularities Of
the kidneys and bladder in both mep
and women. Regulates bladder trou-
bles in children. II not sold by your
druggist, will be sent by mail on
receipt Of s1O0 One small bottle is
two months treatment. and seldom
tails to perfect cure. Send for
testimonials from this and other
states. o DR.. E. w. Hall, 1928 Olive
street, st. Louis. Mo. SCld by drug
gists.
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Suffered Eczema Fifty Years-Now
weIl

Seems a long time to endure the
awful burning, itching, smarting,
skin disease known as "tetter"-an-
other name for Eczema. Seems good
to realize, also, that DR.. HOBSON'S
ECZEMA OINTMENT has proven a
perfect cure.
Mrs. ID. l.. Kenney writes:-"T can
not sufficiently express my thanks to
you for your DR.. Hobson's ointment
1t has cured my letter which has
troubled me for over fifty years" All
druggists, or by mail, SOC
PFElFFER CHEMICAL co.
ST. Louis, Mo. Philadelphia, Pa.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03
Mothers! Have Your Children Worms

Mothers! Have Your Children Worms
Are they feverish, restless, nervous
irritable, dizzy or constipated? d,
they continually picl; their nose OF
grind their teeth? Have they cramp-
ing pains. irregular and ravenous ap-
petite? These are all signs Of worms
Worms not only cause your child suf
fering, but stunt its mind and growth
Give "Kickapoo Worm Killer at ono
1t kills and removes the worms, i'm
proves your child's appetite, regu-
lates stomach, liver and bowels. The
symptoms disappear and your child
is made happy and healthy, as nature
intended. All druggists or by mail,
Csc.
kICKAPOO INDIAN MEDICINE
COMPANY.
Philadelphia, Pa. st. Louis, Mo.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03
Wednesday,.

Conference for the common good
at Columbia, S. c.
Seventeenth international congress
of medicine opens in London, Eng
land.
International Apple Shippers as
sociation opens annual convention
and show, Cleveland, o.
Secretary Daniels returns to Wash
ington, after a trip Of naval inspec-
tion to the Pacific coast.
International Geological congress,
Toronto, Ont
National Forward to the Land
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03

Bucklen's Arnica Salve when ap-
piled to a cut, bruise, sprain, burn or
scald, or other injury Of the skin will
remove all pain. Z. e.
of Clinton, Me-, says:
1T robs cuts and other injuries of
their terrors. AS a healing remedy its
equal don't exist" VIII do good for
YOU. Only 25c at Ringer Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03
DIGGS- -CAMlNETTI CASE.

Washington, D. c., Aug. 2.-The
iggs-Caminetti debate in the house
wound up with Republican Leader
Mann delivering a hot attack upon the
administration and Attorney General
McReynolds for postponement. Chair
man Clayton of the judiciary commit
tee replied with spirited defense.
The galleries were crowded. Mann
minced no words.
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Tuesday.

ipSo0aJ.
Florence, S. c., votes. on tie ques-
tion of issuing 100000 bonds for good
roads construction.
Annual convention of the National
Association of Rotary Clubs, Buffalo,
n. Y.
Catholic Total Abstinence Union
meets in Philadelphia.
Maury Diggs and Drew Caminette
white slave cases go on trial at San
Francisco, Cal.
Max Annenberg, circulation mana
ger of the Chicago Tribune, has pre-
lminary hearing on the charge Of
shooting Alexander Belford, a by
stander, while in an automobile.
Secretary Bryan scheduled to speak
at Kansas City, Mo.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03
Important
Discovery
Protect Yourself from Typhoid
eacterooeca Tests Made by McG University Montreal Proves
that Tablespoonful of Lime Juice Glass of
Water will Kill the Minutes.

medical discovery tuberculosis,
could be welcome than this by which typhoid
harmless.
The of the discovery a interesting
The National Chemical Canada,
Fresh Lime wholesome
beverage the British Mercantile Marine
valued a preventive of the sailors.
This suggested that Lime might medicinal
values
the Nelson Laboratories Pathology
University Montreal with instructions the Lime
careful The received established
Lime Fruit gemcda organism
typhoid
who be posted explained
typhoid bacteria
which into the human multiply
selves chiefly in the intestines.
Many forms of disease
nmical
Lime Fruit Juice will act preventive typhoid
This much For family protect
typhoid infection in the Fruit
day English the tablespoon
full of Lime Fruit Juice will kill typhoid fever in fifteen min
Lines be used garnih salads, teas,
the delicious summer drinks
All fountains Iimeades and
ask the soda make
baskets fresh will
Or buy them
basket
The" Diamond A" Ice Cream Co.
Phone ARDMoRE, OKLA.
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I tuesday,.

Annual regatta of the Mississippi
River Power Boat Association, at
kcnOsha, Wis. President Wilson is
expected to witness the contests.
Gold tournament of the Wisconsin
State Golf Association.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03

Greater New York Fair and EX-
position, with annual poultry show,
at Empire City track.
Water sports constitute program of
first carnival of Victoria, b. c.
Grand Circuit racing at Kalamazoo.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03

HWere all medicines as meritorious
as Ckamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoaa Remedy the world would
be much better off and the percent
age of suffering greatly decreased,
writes Lindsay Scott. Of Temple, Ind.
For sale by all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03
Wednesday,.

Racing under the auspices of the
Los Angeles, Cal, Driving Club, at
Los Angeles.
International track and field cham
pionship of the Pacific coast, at Oak
Park, Victoria, b. c.
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"HOT WEATHER MARKET"
Extreme Warm Weather Boosts Price
of Corn Two Gents

Kansas City, No.. Aug. 2.--"EIot
weather" market boosted corn two
cents today. The crops of Kansas
and Nebraska are badly damaged in
some parts. Iowa reports the dryest
ever. IN ncis and Missouri crops
have also been injured by the heat.
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FRIDAY.

National rowing races at Boston.
Newport, h. |. Dog Show.
"Gunboat' Smith meets jim Flynn
n round bout in New York.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1913-08-03

Pacific Coast convention of Bap-
tist Young Peoples societies meets In
Seattle, Wash.
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league holds its annual conference in
Boston.
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Motor Dealers Contest Association
meets at Brighton Beach, N. Y.
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the stage, doing tango act at New
York roof garden. Her salary is re-
ported to be $4,000 a week.
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Monday,


Annual convention cf National AS
sociation of Organists, Ocean Grove,
N. ].
National convention of the Frater-
nal Order of Eagles open in Balti-
more, Md.
Secretary of War Garrison, accom-
panied by Maj. Gen. Wood, arrives at
Seattle, Wash, on tour of inspec-
tion.
knights of Columbus from all parts
OF the United States, Cuba, the Phil
ippines, Canada, Porto Rico and Mex
ico, gather at Boston, for thirty first
annual conclave.
Joint army and navy coast defense
exercises begin ON Long Island sound
and Narragansett bay.
Chircpodists hold annual conven-
tion in New York City and will ask
permission to examine the feet of
big Bill" Edwards, street cleaning
commissioner, which are said to be
perfect.
Evelyn Nesbit Thaw reappears on
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Saturday.
North Pacific Fruit Distributors
meet at Cleveland, Ohio.
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to take place during the coming
week:
Sunday.
Warren county, N. Y, begins cele-
bration of it's Tooth anniversary.
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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
Story Of the Vote In eiji.

The indian merchants in tiii In mu.
nicipal elections vote solid for the
wealthy stOrekeeper and landowner.
who. says Ralf Stock in Confessions
OF Tenderfoot." represent vested in.
terests and owe them money.
On one occasion that is fresh in the
mind OF every one IN Suva. these In
dian merchants were rounded up and
driven to the polls like sheep. well
primed beforehand to vote for we
shall say johnson and Jacobson These
instructions mad been so impressed
npon them that their vocabulary for
days consisted Of, nothing bHt John
son md Jacobson" Move up there"
said the clerk of polling booth ON the
great day to line OF apprelipnsive In.
dians ''D'your hearf Move mp"
johnson and Jacobson" answered the
latter as one man
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
Msthodist stamps.

Senator KS daughter. who Is beau
tiful, religious and unsophlsticated.
went into Washington drug store
recently to purchase some stamps.
''Ten cents worth Of stamps. please"
she said dmidly.
The drug clerk. who had an eye for
feminine beauty. was struck with her
appearance. no he gave her an engag.
ing smile and urbanely asked:
"What deDominationT'
Disconnected by his open admiration.
she looked at him In establishment.
then. remembering the Scriptural in
junction to be prepared to give a
reason for the faith that Is within
you" she replied. methodist" There
was moments panse; then her face
became snffnsed with angry bushes.
and she continued. "Rut do not see
what that has to do with my stamps"
-Lippincctt's.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
london,s ljolv Man.

Frank Dun in his "reminiscences tells
story of an exceptionally ugly man.
well known In London society, whose
name he suppresses. he had II from
Lord Lytton. who had II from Lord
Beaconsheld.
81 saw him once" said Beaconsdeld.
1T was when we were living at Gros-
venor Gate When his card was
brought up was extremely busy, and
said to Lady Beaconsfield, My dear.
you must receive this gentleman for
me- | ought to tell you that Lady
Beaconsheld was very fond OF seeing
remarkable people. and said to her.
My dear. know he Is remarkable
man: cannot tell you for what reason
he is remarkable. but you may take 1t
from me that he Is remarkable. Lady
Beaconstield tripped downstairs. and
was turning TO my work when heard
fall and scream. rushed down;
Lady Beaconsfeld had tainted. She
thought she had seen Mokanna. the
yelled prophet, without his veil."
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
Curious English Dialects.

Onr English dialects are probably a.
diverse as any. Tut n Cornish uinpr
and a Northumberland miner together
for the first time and each would only
have faint glinmering of the meat n
Ing of the Others speech. What would
the Cornishman think OF What max
o yam Is shaT' lie would express the
same meaning In What he her like.
then?" The ordinary English. OF course.
is. Whats she Iike?" have known
Londoner. fresh to the fine Dorset
dialect. completely bewiIdered by a
farm laborer's talk. He could only get
a CLINT OF meaning here and there
London Chronicle.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
The Australian Appetite.
The Store for Values in Men's Apparel

An Australian paper gives some sur
prising statistics Of what the average
Australian eats. Apparently he has
the best appetite. If not the best diges-
ton, Of any human being on the plan
ct he eats every year 264 pounds OF
meat which works out at an average
of two sheep and one-fifth OF bu,-
lock for every man. woman and baby
In Australasia. He eats more than
twice as much meat as the average
EnglishmaD. three times as much as
the average Frenchman and four times
as much as the average German or
Swiss. he eats. In addition. about
three and three-quarters hundred
weight OF wheat. two and half hun
dredweight OF potatoes and almost one
hundredwelght OF sugar II he Is a
Tasmanian he eats quarter Of ton
Of potatoes in year.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

In a train the other day. says Glas-
gov News correspondent. ! overheard
two schooltrarhers dwell with n GER
tain fondness on the pranks Of boy
whom they called Jimmie. J could
gather that this lad was full OF sweet
simplicity and a deep rooted objection
TO education Despite his diintoriness.
however. he was a general fayorite.
One OF the dominies In whose class
JiInmie now idles his time reti,arked
that OIL recent morning the boy had
handed In an exercise In arithmetic
which. by Its neatness aud freedom
from errors. simply howled Father
Jimmie was In II simmer oi excitement
to see what mark he would get.
In order to surprise him into saying
something the teacher had scribbled
on the copybook Fair" instead of
Excellent as 1t should have been. A
murmur of dismay was expected from
the boy, but instead he chuckled with
glee and remarked: lob. I'm glad!
Fathers only got fair efter a. his
bOuncin'w
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
Some Takers.

A man once visited Niagara Falls
taking with him his wife and bis
wife's sister. Immediately on arriving
and securing hotel quarters the party
set out to see the wonderful sight,
wiley and wifey's sister talking as
they walked along on a million inter
esting subjects.
Say. John" said wiley. turning to
the old man after they had gone quite
a distance. aren't we getting near the
fallsy"
"Yes.' was the prompt reply Of John.
.'If you will stop talking minute you
will hear the thunder OF the water
quite plainly philadelphia Telegraph.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
A coaxer For Recruits.

Nowadays the authorities do not ad.
vertise so alluringly for recruits as
they did In the past. A notice issued
in 1901 by British authorities calls on
men to join the light Dragons. In
which regiment they are informed,
'you will be mounted on the finest
horses In the world, with superb cloth.
ing and the richest accoutermeDts;
your pay and privileges are equal to
2 guineas week; your society Is court
ed: you are admired by the fair, which,
combined with the chance of getting
swished to buxom widow or brushing
with a rich heiress. renders the situa-
ton truly enviable and desirable.
Young men out Of employment or 9TH
erwise uncomfortable, there Is a tide
in the affairs of men which, taken at
the food. leads to fortune. Nick itr'
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
BRYAN LODGE DIRECTORY

Vulcan Lodge No. 81, A. o. y. W..
meets D. m. second and fourth
Thursdays.
Woodmen OF the World meets on
second and fourth Friday nights In
each month.
Carpenters Local No. 1856 -Meets
every Monday night at the Labor
Temple at 1880 o'clock.
Bryan Lodge No. 80, Sons OF Herr
man, meets second and fourth Sunday
afternoons In each month at their hall.
Bryan Lodge No. SAT. I. o. o. r..
meets 5 .. m. first and third Thur
days.
Ladies' Of Macabees. No. 12o. L. O.
:. NJ, meets second and fourth Mon
day nights.
Bryan Tent No. 16. X. o. T. H..
meets s o. m. FIRST and third Mondays
Bryan Lodge No. $50. B. p. o. r..
meets second and fourth Wednesdays
L. o. o. NJ. No. 6s4, meets first and
third Wednesdays.
Painters Local No. e59-Meets at
the Moose hall every Friday at 1880
y. m.
Bryan Chapter No. 222, o. u. g..
meets s p. m. second Mondays.
Ivanhoe Commandery No s. Knights
Templar, meets third Tuesdays.
W. T. Austin Chanter No. 81, r. A.
NJ, meets third Mondays.
Brazos Union Lodge No. 1923, A. f.
q A. NJ, meets 1880 D. m. fourth Mon
days.
Brazos Lodge No. "a. Knights OF
Pythias. meets D. m frst and third
first and third Fridays.
Bryan Grove No. $50, W. C., meets
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
TOO HARD ON OSCAR.

Governor Colquitt's proposed ap.
preparation bill is very liberal and
re jommends for educational ins,itu
tons the sum of 1876, $50. Out OF
this sum he purposes to give the A.
and NJ. College $1,2OO,OOO. Quite a
difference between this and his "big
stick" article OF last week, in which
he threatened to knife all educational
appropriations in case RESOLUTION is
was defeated. He no doubt saw the
error of his way and wants 20 get
right before the gates of mercy are
closed Bryan Eagle.
The people on July 10 took the
birch rod to the spoiled darling of
Texas machine politics and very prop
erly disciplined him. They took the
sting out of their political Taranfula
and robbed him of his overplus of
virus, and, like any trimmed" ami
mai, he is growing meek and subduco.
His machine is going to pieces and
one by one the men who made him
are quitting his cause. He appointed
Srlator r. y. Johnston a member of
the A. and NJ Board and the appoint
mint was as promptly rejected by the
Senator, and Jake Wolters has said
Me, Too" AS the Republic told its
raeders two or three months ago there
is a new deal on in Texas politics, and
o. B. does not figure in the deal.
There are other men in the State
with political ambitions to crafty far
more entitled to popular recognition
than is Colquitt. The Little One down
stairs is approaching his denouement.
his "de-noo-mong," and all the stars
that ever shone will not save him
from his fate-San Antonio Republic.
The Eagle believes the Republic is
entirely too hard on our governor.
He is now doing his level best to
promote the general welfare" if he
could just get the pesky legislature
TO see things like he does.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
A Sliuht Flemish,

YES" said Mrs. Mulligan, who was
having chat with two friends. "me
husbands a wonderful man. He can
mend clocks. Sure. Mrs. Moriarty,
didn't he mend your cuckoo clock so
that 1t kapes beautiful time now?'
THAT be did. bIrs. Mulligan," replied
Mrs. Moriarty; "he mended 1t all right
It's only got one single fault now-it
'Oos' before II 'cucks" "-London Tele-
graph.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

lnquiring Son-Papa. what IL rea-
son? Fond Parent Reason, my boy,
is that which enables a man TO deter
mine what is right Inquiring Son
And what is INSTINCT Fond Parent
Instinct is that which tells woman
she is right whether she is or not
London Tit-Bits.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

Hampstead shipped 81, cars of wat
termtlons this year. Prices held III
very well to the last and the growers
realized handsome returns. The
Hampstead country has been redeem.
ed from the thralldon of all.cotton
The WATERMELON crop is sure, is not
half as expensive to make nor to gath.
er as cotton, and is out of the way in
time to grow another crop on the
land. Brazos county will grow as fine
melons as the Hampstead country, or
anywhere else.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

"That is a remarkably distinguished
family of yours"
Yes" replied Mr.. Mildman. MY
wife is president Of several societies
My eldest son is a captain In the Sal
walton Army and his brother is an Of.
fcer in the boy scouts"
And is there no special distinction
for you?"
Yes I'm the only person In the
house who is addressed as plain mis-
ter ~ Washington Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
Room For the Doctor.

Landlady ito applicant for rooms,--
Beg pardon. sir. but what business DO
yon followI Applicant--I am a doc
tor OF music. Landlady-O Oh. then. we
shall be glad to have you with us. and
I'm sure you'll do well here, for there's
lots Of music In this locality that needs
doctOring. London Tit Bits
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

Felix Diaz is still candidate for
president of Mexico and expects to
return from his present mission in
time for the election. He says
peace" will be his program if elected.
His uncle, old Porfrio Diaz was also
for peace, and maintained it by killing
every fellow who started anything.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
Worse Still.

Mother Ito wriggling son across her
knee,-I'll teach you to tie saucepans
TO dogs tails.
But. mother. II isn't onr dog"
No. know II isn't our dog. But
it's my saucepan. you young rascal
London Mail.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

Col. George Bailey of the Houston
Post wants to place the burden of
properly financing our institutions of
higher education on the industrious
hen. He says one extra hen for ey.
cry family in Texas will pay the BILL
We fear the Colonel is letting his
anchor drag.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

Col. Tom Ball has again declined
to becomt candidate for governor,
a large, lucrative and unexpected
amount of new legal business coming
to his firm, is the cause. Col Ball,
like Speaker Champ Clark, no doubt
considers bird in hand the noblest
work Of God.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

II tell you. Rlithers, this habit of
yours Of borrowing all the time Ii
growing on yon." said Jimpson. "You
ought to do something to check It"
"All right, Jimp." said BIithers,
Just let NE have the check and I'll
do my best "-Harper's Weekly.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

tune of one hundred and twenty-eight
lplanks. In Mexico, of course, he kept
his pocketbook tied to him, but when
he got home, took the string off and
away it went.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

Huerta says he will not resign, and
at the same time serves notice on the
United States and the world at large
to "hands Off and keep out"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

They are now holding religious SER
vices on top of the Carter building,
sixteen stories high in Houston. The
sermons ought to be elevating to say
the least.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
Probably She Was.

Artist (angrily)-No, don't want
model. only paint flowers and fruit.
Model tsmilingly}-0h. that's all right.
every one says I'm a peach. -Philadel
uhia Ledger
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
Harmony In Life.

II is not by reducing life to less.
but by expanding II to more-uot by
mutfling its stern notes. but by ring
ing its sweetness clearly out-that a
serene harmony may be obtained.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
Inclined. but Declined.

Miss Al thought Mr. Homeleigh
was matrimonially inclined. Miss B.
He was, but he's been declined so
often, poor man, that he's got over it
Boston Transcript.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

Cone Johnson has not been heard
from since springing his latest COM
bination prohibition proposition. He
is perhaps waiting for it to soak in.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04

Willie (ready for schooD-Mamma.
they are hosting up safe down the
street Mother-Wel, be careful not
to walk on the safe side. = Boston
Transcript
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-04
His Definition

A boy who was asked to describe a
kitten said. "A kitten is remarkable for
rushing like mad at nothing whatever
and stopping before it gets there"