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Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
LuNATIcs RUN AMucK.

One person was killed and nine
others seriously injured by five terri
fed maniacs released by firemen
from an insane asylum in the out
skirts Of Elvas, Portugal.
Altogether thirty-fve lunatics
were set free because of fire in the
asylum. They rushed bowling
through the streets for some time.
Thirty Of them were easily gathered
in the municipal building, but the
other five secured some iron bars
from scrap heap, and attacked ev-
cry one they met. Several hours
passed before they were overpowered,
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
THREE RULES FOR HAPPINESS
Celebrated NeuroIoeIst Tells Students
to "Play Ball, Get Rusy and
Saw Wood.F

DR.. George L. Walton, the neurol-
ogist, lectured recently at the Hare
ward Medical school on how to live
through life of happiness rather
than one of fret and fears.
He said the present time was less
emotional period than that Of fifty
years ago, but that there was still
much nervousness. If there were
less of argument, swearing and fret
ting, and more willingness to listen
to criticism lii d SANE manner, there
would be few cases Of nervous pros
tration, he said.
The nottingham should come
home each day tired and happy, in
stead of tired and cross, DR.. Walton
declared. He thought that the pool
ing of enormous wealth was d fore
runner of the doom of civilization.
The child of today, he said, after
crawling in its crib, has discarded
the "Now I lay me down To sleep
in favor of "Don't mention death tc
me OF / will lie awake all night"
Three rules for happiness laid
down by the doctor were: "Don't
harbor a CROUCH" Don't live In tbs
past and Don't play the martyr
His favored rules for life of al
most unalloyed bliss are: 'fPlay ball
get busy and saw wood"
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
PUZZLED BOY.

Willie-Pa, what are ancestors?
Father-Well, 1 am one Of yours.
Your grandpa is another.
Willie-Ohl Then why is it that
folks brag about them?-London
Opinion.
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
HEARD AT THE CLUB.

Griggs-I'm sorry about Browns
failure. He's brick if ever there
was one.
Briggs-Then it is not unnatural
that he should go to the wall
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
MOSTLY MEN, EVIDENTLY.

Bix-Has your wife many speak
ing acquaintance?
Dix-Not very many; they are
nearly all listening ones.
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
CONDITIONAL.

edo you think that taking ways
are hereditary"
certainly, if kleptomania is in
the family"
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
EVERLASTING PROBLEM.

'When we are married we are go
ing to have half a dozen servants"
"Huhl I've had that many o
month some months"
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
MIsAPPREHENsIoN.

Friend (appreciatfvely) - Your
son touched me lately.
Father (apprehensively) = Ter
how much2 !
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
COULD BUT DID NOT WANT TO

"Tired? And you said you could
die dancingp'
81 could. And I would, if l
danced with you much longer
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
STATUS QUO.

Maud-Does Kitty love Jack well
enough to marry him?
Marie-0h, yes; but Jack believes
in letting well enough alone.
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
PART OF 1T.

'aThat cooks temper will break up
cur home"
cts already started in on the
crockery."
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
DRAWBACK.

81 have, alas a sunny lot"
"Wly do you repine about, that?"
because most suburbanites want
shady ones"
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
HIS EXTREMES.

SJake has had his ups and DOWNS
"How so?"
"First, he got down to hard pan,
and then up to Panhafd."
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
NO WALKING FOR HIM.

"What walk in life has your SON
attempted"
"No walk at all; he's in the auto
business"
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
WRONG TEMPERATURE.

"Miss Jones acted so queerly about
that proposed trip to the tropics"
elbow did, she act queeriyR'
@She was 80 cold about ity@
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
THE RIVALS.

"What will the horse say nov to
the cry that the auto is king?'
Il think his say is likely to be
neigh, neigh
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
HIS RIGHT.

"1'hat speaker says he has right
10 have the floor"
"Why SOP"
because he is a carpet dealer"
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
GOOD SUBSTITUTE.

"You can't getSany wet goods in
this town, sir" g.
/. GAN right; then bring me some-
thing extra dry"
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
NOT THE SAME.

T understand a popular musl
hall actress says she always wanted
to be surgeon"
"Well, isn't she regular cut-upga
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
LOCALS.

disposed for the past week.
-~as The officers hop at Fl. du Pont
will be held this evening.
Maj. Huguet & family left for
Fl. Niagara last Wednesday.
'ss.as Get your lawn mowers, garden
cultivators and ice cream freezers
ut CdIer, Price s. Co.
%Capt. and Mrs. Purnell celebrat-
ed their 10 tn. wedding anniver-
sary OH Wed. evening.
Mrs. Haines and Miss Isabelle
Reybold were guests of Mrs. Cor
put OH Thur. afternoon.
& =. Mr., VIM. Hagan & family have
moved into Mrs. Pennington's
house OH Adams Street.
-s~The ice house, which is being
constructed by Mr.. Jos. Reeves
is nearing completion.
- Mr.. Herbert Morrow s. Mr.. w.
:" Hagan attended a boxing contest
in Phila. last Wed. evening.
MIR. Tugehd who has been con-
fined to the house for 0 days with
a severe cold has resumed fishing.
JUST RECEIVED : A car
load of terra Gotta sewer pipe.
Call forpriees at j. q. S oilers.
Mrs. Matthew Bigger, who has
been suffering from asevere attack
OF heart trouble, is slowly improv-
ing.
The SIS tn. Co. will give fare
we'll ball on the % d, of this month
prior to their departure to Homo
lulu.
A very pleasant surprise party
was given Mildred Ball last Tues.
evening. A dozen guests were
present.
Mr.. John Schnnder, Mr.. Cats
and son irving are at home again
after having spent the winter in
.1-<Florida.
A large barge knocked into a
schooner at the Delaware City
locks and made quite y hole "a
thestein
y. air Benz Eisenberger, formerly
employed by the New Castle = l'4
O. Traction Go. has accepted a
position with Fred Fehl.
Electrician Bouch of Fl. du
Pont has returned from three
months furlough which he spent
in Baltimore & Washington.
WoMEN AND GIRLS wanted to
work at home; remuneration &C
cording to time spent. Address
the Consumers Bureau, Phil.
Mr.. Harry Clark and family
have returned from their visit
to Palm Beach, Fla. and tell glow
ing things of that wonderful. coun
try.
Mrs. r. Kline, daughter Of Rev
DR.. and Mrs. Rusbridge visited
her parents and little son, Arthur
on Sunday. Mrs. Kline returned
TO her home in Philadelphia OF
Monday.
'~Mrs. Mary Harris Armour o
Georgia delivered an address il
the Methodist church on ruesda!
evening to a large audience
Mrs. Armour visited the publi'
school on Wed. morning and adj
dressed the pupils. Both Of thes
addresses were characteristic 0
the speaker and left favorable
impression on those who hear,
them.
A very interesting programm
was carried out at the Delawar
City Public School last Thtrsda
evening being regular literar
one. The meeting was called to OF
der by the President Williar
Morrow and the minutes Of til
previous meeting, were read b
Edna Coale, Secretary, The pro
gramme was as follows; Recitatio
by Helen Bender Original story
- Margaret Mills A song zitt
Cook Margaret Spicer, Cltheri.
Shunder. Joe Holiday ana Fran
..-I:... -. IL I.
Delaware City press. (Delaware City, Del.) 1913-19??, 1913-04-18
PROPER TINT.

GLOW very blue this sea view Is IN
your painting" X
"Well, wasn't it the sort of visw
to be painted in ultramarineT
The border vidette., 1913-12-20
6IRDNO-LARSON NUPTIALS.
Judge SawteiIe will Officiate at the
 Marriage in Phoenix.

An engagement of state wide interest was announced during the past week, for Miss Mildred Mae Birdno and Edward Harold Larson number their friends by the hundreds
 Miss Birdno is the daughter of MT. and Mrs. John J. Birdno, and a member of one of the old est families in Arizona. To all who are familiar with the history of the state the Birdno name Is known. Mr. Birdno has oc- cupied many positions of i'm pOrtance, is now receiver of the land office, and it is said that all tEe federal officers are to at tend the wedding, which will take place at 500 o'clock on the evening of December 18th. Judge W. H. Sawtelle, of the United States Court, is to of fate.
 Miss Birdno is a clever news paper woman and a brilliant pianist. MT. Larson is a we'll known business man of Stafford, where the young couple will take up their residence.-The Phoenix Republican.
The border vidette., 1913-12-20
The Butchers in Trouble; Now Wooo
 Sellers.

Last week eight Phoenix but cherS were placed under arrest for violation of the weights and measures law, on complaint of State Inspector CresSWell, and now he is after the wood dealers. The law governing the sale of wood in Arizona is as follows:
 It shall be unlawful for any person, firm or corporation to sell or offer to sell in the state any cut or sawed or split wood, in any other manner than by the cord or fractional Dart thereof.
 When cut or sawed or split wood sold by the cord or frac- tionaI part thereof, no person, firm or corporation shall deliver such wood without such delivery being accompanied by a delivery ticket and a duplicate thereof, on each of which shall be in ink tinctly expressed in cords or fractional parts thereof the quantity or quantities of wood contained in the cart, wagon, vehicle, bag, sack or cOntainer, used in such deliveries, with the name of the purchaser thereof and the name of the dealer from whom purchased. One of these tickets shall be surrendered to the state inspector or city Sealer of weights and measures, upon his demand, for his inspection, and this ticket or weight slip issued by the state inspector or city sealer, when the inspector or sealer desires to retain the original, shall be delivered to the said purchaser of said wood, or his agent or representative, at the time of the delivery of the fuel; and the other ticket shall be retained by the seller of the fuel. When the buyer car ries away the purchase, deliv- cry ticket showing the actual number of cords or fractional part thereof delivered over to the purchaser must be given to the purchaser at the time the sale is made"
The border vidette., 1913-12-20
NOTICE or ASSESSMENT. Float Gold AmaIgamating Company.

Location of principal place of business, Los Angeles, Califor- nia.
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that at a meeting of the direct ors held on the 3rd day of De- cember, 1913, an assessment of fifty (5O) cents per share was levied upon the capital stock of the said corporation, payable on or before January 19, 1914, to Nicholas J. Kunny, Secretary of the said Float Gold Amalga- mating Company, at the office of the said company, No. 327 North Buena Vista street, Los Angeles, California. Any stock upon which this assessment shall remain unpaid on the 18th day of January, 1914, will be de- linquent and advertised for sale at public auction, and, unless payment is made be- fore, will be sold on the 18th day of February, 1914, to pay the delinquent assessment, to- gether with costs of advertising and expenses of sale.
 NICHOLAS J. KUNNY,
 Secretary of the Float Gold Amalgamating Company, whose office is located at No, 327 North Buena Vista street, Los An geles, California. 12-135t.
The border vidette., 1913-12-20

In a letter to Sam DeCorse re- ceived yesterday H. w. Blaisdell states that he has sold one of his patent reservoir water filters to the City of Philadelphia, and has arranged for the sale of four more to the city of New York, when the one sold to Philadelphia proves successful to the satisfac- tion of the New York authorities. As the filter in use in Yuma has been in successful operation for many years there is no doubt that the one sold to the Quak- CT City will also be successful for it is not likely that Shuylkill mud can be more obdur ate than that of the Colorado. - Yuma Sun.
The border vidette., 1913-12-20
LITTLE JAMES.
Ample Evidence of the True Friend- ship of the Japanese for the
 American PeopIe.)

Tn Jappyness instid of bein what some of tn Newspapers calls a ''Vaig Mennis" or a Waller Purl" to this country is our Reel Trends which is takin away from us some of tn Things at we don't want am don't need no more. I nOtis by tn Papers at they stole our Tan Go dance which has run over tn United States like Eppydemmic. don't know what a Tan Go dance is, fer I never seen wun, but I rever seen a Yaller Fever or a Celery, neether. But from what I been -reedin' about it tn Tan Go dance is tn W'orsest they is and has Broke up Famblies an has put tn Democrat party in tn Controle of tin Nashum. My Paw sez 'at if tn Country hadn't been Demorlized by tn Tan Go dance so's at it cuddent vote Straight, tn Plitticle Histry of this here Country would "a Been wrote Diffrunt year ago last Month.
 When a Nashun like tn Jap pyness: which we thought had It In fer us, is willin' to Relieve us of tn Tan Go dance, they ain't no tellin' How Fer they'd be Willin' to go fer Friendships. They's Hole Lot of other things at we mite Saw Off onto tn Jappynees which acks like they ain't Perteckler what tn take from us.
 They ain't but wun Good Thing which I ever heerd said fer tn Tan Go Dance an that is at it's Brakin' up tn Charity Bawls which always Furnishes about Chrismuss time. Tn Manidgers of tn Charity Bawls this year sez: We can't allow no Tan Go or other Immorle Dances at a Bawl which is bein' give fer Sweet Charity" an tn Fokes sez at if they can't dance tn Tan Go they won't dance nothin'. sos at they ain't goin' to be no Charity Bawls this yeer which is a Good Thing fer th' Poor. These here Charity Bawls has always been very Expensif fer Moosic, fine dresses an Flowers, an never has been knode to pay tn Expense of holdin' 'em an tn Fokes at took part in lem was always Assest so much to pay Expenses at they didn't have Nothin' left fer Charity.
 Tn Tan Go dance without no Good Intenshuns in tn World has been a Blessin' to tn, Poor an Needy, fer they won't be nothin' Wasted on Charity Bawls, but if tn Jappynees wants to take tn Tan Go away they is Welcome to it, fer they's more Poor Fokes in Japan n they is here, an We're so much Briter'n tn Jappynees an can Study up so many More moo kinds of Cussedness to amoos ourselfS with at we won't reely Miss tn Tan Go very long.
 LITTLE JAMES.
The border vidette., 1913-12-20

Frank Haynes, official fish ward en representing Sheriff McGee of Pinal county, stated that he had learned from the United States government fish expert who brought the 5000 represent atives of the fiDny tribe from Colorado to Globe to be trans ferred to Workman's creek, in the vicinity of the McGee ranch, that it was necessary to a dipper of water into the cans contain ing the fish every fifteen minutes during each of the days and nights. The Gila county sheriff at first thought he would be obliged to send an official water pourer all of the way to the Me Gee ranch, but found upon cross questioning Uncle Sam's fish ex- pert that this rule did not hold good while the cans were being transported across the country. Gene Shute, Haynes deputy warden in charge of the fish, left for the ranch yesterday with the g. ,OOO.-Globe Record.
The border vidette., 1913-12-20
PATAGONIA NEWS.
Interesting Paragraphs from the Santa
 Cruz PatagoDian.

1 B. J. Perrett, formerly with
 the Happy Jack, has accepted a position with the Mansfield con- pany.
 Mrs. Oscar Ashburn is report
 ed to be very ill in Benson, where
 she is stopping. It is believed
 she is threatened with typhoid fever.
 Charles Flynn, of Los An geles, arrived in the district last week to look after some mining property belonging to himself and Mike Hannon. He expects to remain in the district for some time.
 Louis Roller, J. F. Campbell and J. N. Houston left today for the Duquesne and Washington countries. While there they will visits the workings of the Per- ham Copper company, recently organized. Messrs. Roller and Campbell, with Judge A. $. Hen- derson, are interested in this promising property.
 O. J. OmStead, representing the Dominguez Builders Supply Co.,, who were the successful bidders for erecting a school house for Patagonia, arrived in the city Wednesday from the county seat. He was accom- panied by E. B. Jones, an expert brick worker, who will have full charge of the. brick work of the building.
 Pete Hansen was in Tuesday from the Elevation group of mines, which are located in the Red mountains of the Patagonia range, about three miles from town. He brought in some very fine specimens of ore, which are said to show good values in both silver and copper Mir. Hansen is associated with Jake Johnson in these claims, and says he has five feet of the choice rock he exhibited.
 H. G. Glore, county surveyor of Santa Cruz county, spent sev- eral days in the district this week, having driven over from Nogales in his automobile. He came here to look after his min ing claims, which are located a fe W miles from this city. These claims are known as the Hum boldt group, and lie between the Worlds Fair and French mines. They are said to show ore of a. very promising character. Some time ago the Copper Queen se- cured lease on this property and considerable work was done on same.
 c. B. Sweet and a party of Kansas City and Philadelphia capitalists arrived in the district Saturday and left immediately. escorted by Manager c. A. Pierce for the Mansfield, the Ruby and the Southern Arizona properties. MT. Sweet seemed much pleased with the work be- ing done under the supervision of Engineer Pierce, especially that at the Lee shaft, where an exceptionally fine showing is be- ing made. The following gen tlemen composed the party: C.. B. Sweet, secretary of the Ruby Copper Co.,; Dr. H. c. Crowell, a prominent physician and sur geon of Kansas City, and who is interested in the Anaconda and division mines, adjoining the Mansfield, and R. w. Pearce, a photographer of Philadelphia and one of the directors of the Ruby Copper Co.
The border vidette., 1913-12-20

Silk Hose, Rough Neck Sweat CTS. A handsome line has just been received. THE RED HOUSE.
 adv.
The border vidette., 1913-12-20

Just received a fresh shipment of "Orange Blossoms Candy at International Drug Store. adv.
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04

Whether you handle n pick or n pen,
. " heelbarrOw or y set ~ bOoks; dig
bitches or edit y paper. ring an auction
bell or write funny things, you must
work. II you Iook around, you will
see that the men who are n,~t able TO
live the rest of their lives without wo'k
ARE the men who work the hardest.
Don't lie afraid Of killing yourseli
with work. Work gives an appetite
for meals. II lends solidity to your
slunbers II gives the appreciation 81
. holiday. There are young men who
do not work but the world h not
proud Of them. II does not even know
their names; Il speaks Of them m So
snd-so's sou. The great busy world
does not even know they are here. 10
hnd out what you want TO know aud
go In; take of your hat sud make .
dust In the world. The buster you are
the less dsviitry you will get into, the
sweeter will be your sleep and the
better the world will be for you.
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04
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The Dolores star., 1913-04-04

Mr. Dodd, 81 Boulder Colorado, with
his wife, mother and children are here
looking for = home. They expect to
rent for this season aud II oil condi-
tions are right they will settle In this
county. So far Mr.. Dodd, IL more
pleased with what he has seen and
the red soil along the ridge, In
the northern part Of the valley, the
most desirable part IL the country.
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04
Resolutions Of C0nd0,ence

Resolutions Of Coincidence.
Silver Star Lodge No. lbs, X. Of 2.
Whereas, Henry b. Wallace, the be-
loved father of Brother n. &. Wallace
aud brother IL Brother W. II. Waiisc..
has b~en called to that b,urue fron'
which no traveller ever returns, lie II
Resolved, that We, the memhers oi
Silver Star Lodge No. los, X. Of +. ex-
tend TO our bereaved brothers our
heartfelt sympathy In this time of sor-
row aud te u further
Resolved that n copy of these resoln-
tions be spread on the records of our
lodge aud n copy published IN the
local paper.
GEO. r.. NEWELL.
T.. N. WILLARD.
T.. l.. WILDER.
Committee.
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04

/ hsve son,s nns seed potatoes which
! will sell ut 500 per hundred. These
potatoes ar~ oil free from scab or disease,
have been sorted aud are 81 fslr slAs.
I imported the seed FROM which they
grew and oil sy heavy y'slisrs. They
consist Of the following varieties: Ad.
,uirsl Dewey, Early Re-, s,r Walter
Raleigh, carn,an No. 3. and Uocls
ssu. Leave orders with Akin 4
]. Il. AKIN.
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04

II men are the salt Of the earth,
women are undoubtedly the sugar
Salt II necessary sugar Is n luxury.
Vicious men ARE salt peter; stern men
are rock salt; nice men are table salt
Old maids are brown sugar; good
natured matrons ARE loaf sugar, aud
pretty girls are puIveriz-,i sugar
Please pass the pIlv-rized sugar.
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04

Matt kOehn WAS business visitor nj
The Star Office Monday. Mr.. koehn
has not threshed his last years grain
crop yet and says he will probably
have to let II go until next fall aud
thresh two crops at one setting Of the
machine.
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04

l.. J. Mountz n Denver real estate
man who has spent considerable mon
ey advertising Montezuma county, ar
rived In MSncos Saturday with sone
Ian! seekers, and h now taking them
through the valley. Mr.. Moun,x Inns
done much for this section Of country
and deserves the best wishes Of every
property owner In the country,
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04

The High aud primary rooms Of the
Dolores High School are having vacn.
cation this week on account Of the
teachers being on the sick list. The
pupils Of the intermediate room, how.
ever are enjoying six hours Of study n
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04

Gus Lightfoot and brothers, Robert
and Milton we're callers at The Star
office Friday. The Lightfoot brothers
have all filed on land west OF Dolores
and intend to make MontezunIA county
their home.
The Dolores star., 1913-04-04

DR.. smith, the Cortez dentist, will
I've at the Lebanon hotel Sunday, April
9Th. The Doctor will also I've In Dolo-
res Thursday and Friday, April 10 and
ii. All work guaranteed. Gas given
for extracting.