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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-18
NEW NEWS OF YESTERDAY
The Small Intrinsic Value of the PresenDay Copper Cent

remember when the first cent of the small size characteristic
ne now in
~ the United government? asked the late John Thompson
widely throughout the United States thirty before the
Thompsons
a
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-18

ACCORDING TO UNCLE ABNER
The Teller who says he kin stop
drinking any time he wants to, never
wants to.
In a few years there will ba
enough different brands of breakfast
food so that every Teller kin have
one brand for himself.
The only trouble with the nicotine
absorbin' pipes is that they don't
absorb the nicotine
90
| never saw a nWSpaperman who
wasn't loyal to his paper. If he wasn't
loyal he wasn't newspaperman,
that's all.
90
II takes lot more nerve, condolences
and optimism to be an employer than
to be an employee.
90
You never have to lie awake
nights thinking up schemes to get
even with cook. Let him alone
and he will get even with himself.
90
Hank Tumms says he hopes he will
get his last winters coal paid for by
October l, so he can stand 'em off for
some more.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-18

It is believed that the passenger
mote matrimony in this country than
any other piece of machinery that has
ever been invented
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-18
On the Spur Of
the Moment
BY ROY MOULToN.
Written Exclusively for Evening Star.

THE DIARY OF A BONEHEAD
The temperature registered l02 last
evening when my wife suggested that
it would be a good time to go over
and call on Mr.. and Mrs. Jones.
couldn't see why that time was bet
ter than any other, but just the same
we went. On the way over we stopped
and picked up Mr.. and Mrs. Binkss
who also owed the Jones family a
duty call Last winter they invited
all of us to a card party, so we owed
them call.
They invited us into the parlor
where the gas lights were going full
tilt and trying to pile up dividends
for the owners of the gas stock in our
town. The lights raised the tempera-
ture to 115 in the shade, and there
was no shade to speak of.
We had been seated something less
than a minute when the inevitabl0
happened They trotted out Amaryi-
lis their youngest daughter, who is
shark on elocution. This was at
o'clock
Amaryllis started in with "Curfew
! Shall Not Ring Tonight" and, being
loudly applauded by her parents, she
| followed with THE Midnight Ride on
Paul Revere"
few stanzas of Hiawatha, and being
champion long distance elocution-
list, she finished it by 10 o'clock.
Binks had peeled down to his shirt
in spite of the angry glances Of his
wife, which somehow he failed to
see, and | had my collar off and my
shoes under the davenport.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jones assured Ne
that Amaryllis could go on for an
hour longer. and Amaryllis did.
without any coaxing, proceed right
through until midnight. When the
clock struck 12 she was in the mid
die of the Ancient Mariner and
making unprecedented time. Binks
had been out for half hour and
hung over his chair like a damp
| dishrag.
We left suddenly, before the An
cient Mariner had completed his
| journey, but could get away only by
promising next week to return and
hear Poe's Raven and Barbara.
Frietche. We were all so weak that
we had to go home in a taxi.
Before cultivating friends find out
if there is an infant prodigy in the
family who has an inclination toward
reciting poetry. %
|
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-18
FASHIONS

Summer 9v1Is Will Ueat
neu hearts on Thew
sleeves Oh The SEQ
shore.
Nofr,ed men WyCL
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~hsn looking at The
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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-18
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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-08-18
Noted Women Whose Birthday Is Yours
AUGUST 10
Princess DjemiIe of Turkey
Copyrighted. 1913.

in mpeneabe which
around all Princess Demi
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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18

Rubber Stamp Inks and Pads at this
office, also stamps made to order.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
Frankt0n School Notes

Friday evening the school will Civ,
its annual Christmas exercises. Ths
feature of the evening will be dram
atization of Dickens famous story,,,"A
Christmas Carol" presented by the
high school and the seventh and eight
grades. Everyone is invited.
A porch has recently been added to
the building, as we'll as reference
desk and bookcase in the high school
room. The library has been added to
materially this year. Among the &C.
quisitions are the New international
Encyclopedia, Webster's international
Dictionary and about so books received
from the county library fund. Through
the courtesy of Representative N. j.
Sinnott, a considerable number of gov
enrment bulletins will soon be added to
the library. These willObe of value as
supplementary reading in several of
the high school courses, and the eighth
grade agriculture. These, as well as
the books in the library, when not ac-
tually in use by the students, are avail
able to residents of the district.
Over so different species of birds
have been observed by the class in
biology this fall.
Friday afterHoon the girls team
played the Hood River high school
team, losing to 2. This is not only
the first game that the team has
played, but the first time any of the
girls, with one exception, has appeared
in a public same. The lineup was
forwards, Beth CoPper and Gala Ber-
ry; centers, Emma Noble and Winnie
Eastman; guards, Hazel Mowers, Ruth
Berry and May Boles.
Tuesday evening the boys team will
play tbe sophomore team of Hood River
high school at the rink.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
HOOD RIVER APPLES
STAND THE TEST
Is the Housewife S
Greatest Help.

The following excerpt from lettel
written by George M. Galloway. al
Mankato, Mimi, to his father, George
Galloway, of the Belmont district,
bears out our contention of Hood River
apples being always the best on any
market:
''John took me down to the commits
sion houses this morning and We found
Hood River Spiez. Some from f. H.
Shepard, 0sgOod, Davidson Fruit Co.,
and several others that | knew. They
were fine to me and opened lots of
them. The apples were all fine. and
the man said he always found Hood
Rivers the best of all w8stern stuff
II kept better, was graded fine and had
the flavor and juicness. He had the
Hood River berries last year.
"At both places | called they said
they were ashamed of the eastern stuff.
One man had just been out to take
back some eastern apples that had
spoiled. One man said every box he
sold from Hood River sold aHother one.
1t made me' glad that we lived there.
He paid $2 SO for eStra fancy"
Mr.. and Mrs. Galloway left here two
weeks ago to visit relatives in Mime
sofa and Wisconsin for few weeks.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
MUSICIANS ORGANIZE
A CHORAL SOCIETY

Hood River is going to have regu-
lar, bona-fide -the-minute choral
society. Over 40 members of the new
ly formed organization met last Mon
day night at Riverside deechurch and test
ed themselves out on selections from
''Stabat Mater" "LohenRren" and
other compositions. The results of the
first rehearsal showed veBy clearly that
there is big surprise awaiting the
public when they first hear the musical
talent Of Hood River in festival form.
1t is planned to give tAe first concert
during January of next year which will
enable you to Judge for yCarself the
splendid results obtainable by a little
cooperation and effort.
The existence of such an organiza-
tion in Hood River would be great
boon to tie valley. So often occasions
demand something of that sort and as
yet we have had nothing to fill the bill.
The society is we'll differed: J. A.
Henderson is president, G. II. Vaughan
is secretary, Allan Harris libralau,
Hans Hoerlein, accompanist. and last,
but chief. is j. Adrian Epping. musical
director, all of which gives great prom
Use Of effectiveness and permgency.
Any of these officers would be
pleased to consult with all those who
would like to take up the work his
winter. There will be another meeting
next Monday night. IL you sing and
want to help in this WORK good arrange
for place in the next practice 1t
costs nothing but your time and effort
The chorus began with the following
members: Mesdames P. S. Dayidson,
]. M. Culbertson, Truman Butler. j.
w. Critics, Z. o. Dutro, G. X. Wilbur,
Carrie Gillett, C. h. Henney, G. C.
Gladen. Geo. Hitchcock, l.. +. Phillips,
c. o. Huelat. l.. A. Henderson, the
Misses Leila Hershner, Ann Vannett,
Aldine Bartmess, Lillian Brock, Ma
rian Howe, Ruth Harris. Celia V.
Hagar, Media Carter. Zillah Barker,
and Messrs. J. A. Henderson, Carl
Vaughan, Earle Spaulding, w. II. Nc
CLAIM. p. G. Schrueders, f, A. Harris,
L. E. Phillips, L. S. Ainsworth, Culver
Osgood, l.. B. Perkins. Este Brosius,
|. r. Acheson, A. W. 0nthank, Murray
Kay, G. X. Wilbur, Earl Bartmess, G.
C. Gladen, j. Bantam, Allan Harris.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
CADET BAND HERE
ON CHRISTMAS EVE

The o. A. C. Cadet band will be her,
on its ninth annual tour Christina
Eve, when they will give an excellent
entertainment at Heilbronner hall
They are under the direction this yeal
of Capt. Henry Beard. who has shown
exceptional ability in getting together
a Slrong aggregation. A Corvallis pa
per has the following words of com
mendation:
1.-THE o. A. G. Cadet band gave its
annual concert to house that lacked
little of being sold out. and the Majes-
tic never had a more enthusiastic audi
ence than that of last night. The work
of the band was superior, and it was
easy for Capt. Beard to get effects
ranging from the sweetness of gentle
zephyr to the crash and dash of thun-
derous Niagara The music was in
spring, and except in the minor tech
nical points, which an average audience
never discovers, the concert was all
that any great professional organiza-
9 tion could make it. Ii was delight
from beginning to end, practically
everything brought recalls. and as
whole, the concert was up to the
bands very high standard of former
days. The Barometers comment is
adequate, sincere, and hits the nsjl
squarely on the head"
The following program will be rem
dered:
March THE University of Pennsyl.
vania"-Seitz.
Overture - Poet and Peasant
Suppe.
0 Tuba solo," "Barbarosa, by .. W.
James Farmhouse.
Saxophone Quartet, Visions Hayes
]. o. Beck. Everett Taylor, Clifford
Baker, r. A. Holmes.
Slip Horn Stuff -Barnes-A Warren
up for trombones. Edwin Woodcock,
VIM. Luxton, r. G. Day, j. +. Gill
more, +. b. Flemming.
Grand selection from Rigoletto
Verdi.
Tenor .solo-"A Legend of Kashmir"
by Ross johnson. --DeKoven.
Clarinet Duet--"The Song of the
Nests"-V. Bout X. d. Kennedy and
]. L. McGinnis.
Home Sweet Home The World
Over"-Lampe.
March-"The National Cadets
Brown.
The Star Spangle5 Banner.
A dance will follow the program.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
Meat Sold as Advertised

In last weeks issue of the Glacier a
typographical error occurred which we
are afraid would cause some confusion
as to the price on the articles quoted.
The prices should have Seen LEG of
Lamb, l8c and Pork Roast &c." but
in placing the type in position the fig
ures became disarranged in such way
as to make them read, LEG of Lamb,
'l2c, Pork Roast 28." AS soon as this
error was discovered the editor, Mr..
Moe. came to the manager and told
him to meet all of the demands on this
basis and that he would stand good for
the loss.
In this we wish to call the attention
of our patrons to this fact, that the
Glacier in its policy has clearly dem9n
strated the fairness and justice which
we 6Arselves seek to offer to our Gus.
toners. We make good the standards
of quality meats, likewise the editor o
the Glacier offers to make good ant
stand by their advertisers.
Independent Meat Company,
BY j, b. Anderson.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
LIVE STOCK SHOW
is WELL ATTENDED

The interest taken iIq the Portland
live stock show last week by local
farmers was very gratifying to sose
who are advocating more diversified
farming for Hood River. According to
the estimates of Secretary Ravlin, of
the Commercial club, nearly one hun
dered attended the show from Hood
River.
Forty went down on the Commercial
Club excursion on Thursday, arrange
ments having been made for a special
car to be attached to The Dalles local.
"The show was big success from
every standpoint" said Secretary Raw
lin upon his return. at was unques-
tionably the tine8 display of thorough
bred livestock that we have ever had
in the west. ! was well pleased at the
intenest shown by Hood River people.
and more so at the very ehorough way
in which our growers examined the
various entries. | know some of them
who simply made a business of the
show and spent several days tAere
learngng how to tell the fine points of
cows and hogs. We were shown one
SOW, valued at $l400, whose progeny
alone has won 1925 for the owner this
season. If any hog ever had beauty
that one was certainly the Lillian Rus
sell of its class. That there is money
in thoroughbred livestock was clearly
shown in the auction sales held during
the show. In the. Holstein class alone,
one COW sold for $8l5 and several two
year olds were sold for $725. The low
est price paid for heifers was SITS. -.
Among those who went down on the
Commercial club excursion were the
following: Z. G. Birge, John Palmer,
Z. R. Moller, A. Is. Cutler, Howard
peeler, MIR. Dixon, of the Upper Val.
ley, J. R. Crosby, VIM. Flagler, MIR.
and Mrs. Hans Lage, MIR. and Srs. j.
Il. Jeffrey, MIR. and Mrs. Albert Can.
field, Jos. Jarvis, H. S. Galigan, J.L.
Johnson, Fred McCrea, DR.. H. d. W.
Pineo, G. r. Castner, G. S. Simons, c.
f. Glaze. Gust Westerberg, Walter
Smith, Leslie Butler, W. L. Hanson,
Mr.. and Mrs. c. N. Ravlin, W. L.
Miller, c. K. Bone.
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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18

Drapy and pllable, crepe de chine IS
one Of the most attractive materials
for afternoon dresses. 1t comes in all
fae newest pastel shades, as well as In
the stronger empire colors. which are
being favored again more or less. One
of the smartest shades is a wonderful
blue called 'pervenche.'
Dre3smakers and corsetiers are put
ting forth every effort to bring out the
absolutely natural lines of the figure.
These supple silks aid wonderfully in
this, as their folds fall gracefully.
tapering gradually down to the narrow
line Of the hem.
Wide sashes also aie in this effect.
They are folded and draped as the
fancy pleascs The loose knot. low
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
DR.. Hebson's Ointment Heals
Itchy Eczema

The constantly itching, burning sensa.
tion and other disagreeable forms of &C.
zema, letter, salt rheum and skin erup-
tions promptly cured by DR.. HobsoiP' s
Eczema Ointment. Geo. w. Fitch of
Mendoza, ILL.,, says: III purchased box
of DR.. Hobson's Eczema Ointment and
have had eczema ever since the civil
war, have been treated by many doctors
none have given the benefit that box
of DR.. Hobson's Eczema Ointment has. {"
Every sufferer should try it. We're so
positive it will help you we guarantee it
or money refunded. At at all druggists
or by mail SOC. Pfeiffer Chemical Co.,
Philadelphia and st. Louis.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
Christmas Services at NJ. E. Church

Sunday school at 10 a. m. Christmas
sermon at II aom.0 Theme. "The I'm
mortal Gift" Evening service at 7.30.
This service will be devoted largely to
Christmas music. A short address will
he given by the pastor. Theme
"Around the Cradle" Epworth
League at $50 O'Clock.
An elaborate program will be rem
deed on Christmas Eve by the Sunday
school.
The publicois cordially invited to at
tend these services.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
SUPPLE DRAPY SILKS AID IN ACHIEVING
THE NEW OUTLINE

over the hip. is pretty. 1881 shows
an unusually graceful arrangement.
This design developed in clinging char
meuse, figured or plain, having a vest
of cream colored lace and a sash in
contrasting color. would be fetching.
There are five sizes In the pattern,
"a to AZ. Size 36 requires As yards Of
SO inch material.
gathered blouse with draped over
blouse makes 1928 attractive. and the
draped three piece tunic is also effec-
tive. This is another design excellent
for soft silks and pretty way Of gain
ing the new outlines.
There are five pattern sizes, "a to a.
Size SO requires 7h yards Of So inch
material.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
Cured Of Liver Complaint.

III was suffering with liver complaiiot, >
says Iva Smith of Point Blank, Texas
"and decided TO try 25c box of Cham.
berlains Tablets, and am happy to say
that am completely cured and can re-
commend them to every one" Fo,
sale by all dealers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-18
r DON'T know what better lunch one

would wish than that served every
day at the Oregon" for 35 cents.
For that amount you get soup, choice
of four meats, potatoes, one other yege-
table, bread and butter and dessert.
Mother will have to go some to beat the
mince pie they make at the Oregon.
Should YOU not care for the regular
suneh, you can have your choice Of two
coups, four sandwiches, two pies, milk,
coffee or tea for the came money, or cut
out the soup or sandwich and get by for
a quarter. Also, you have nice place
in which to eat. dl8
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-03
OXFORD TO SEND
RELAY MEN TO us,

Philadelphia, Pa, Dec. 3.-Oxford
university will send team from Eng
land to compete at the annual relay
races under the auspices of the Uni
versity of Pennsylvania here next Ap-
ril. A letter was received today by
Frank b. Ellis. graduate manager of
the games, from Arnold A s. Jackson.
president of the oxford University
Athletic club. accepting an invitation
to participate.
While Mr. Jackson's letter states
that it has not been decided in which
events the Oxford athletes will COM
pete, athletic authorizes here believe
the English university will be repre-
scented in the four-mile championship
relay event
There are three men on the oxford
team capable of running the mile in
less than 1870. They are Tabor. form
erly of Brown, Jackson. the English
man, who won the 15o-meter race at
the 1912 Olympic games; and Rudd, the
South African half-mile champion.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-03
MORRIS AND WILLARD
FIGHT IN NEW YORK
Jess Says He Can Whip Big Men Easier Than Small
Ones and Promises Surprise; Carl Is
the Favorite

haitian ring circles, Referee Billy job
allowed the claim of the FALLEN tar and
disqualified Morris. The decision must
have been a questionable one, for Nor
ris stock was doomed by his surpris-
ing showing. So they sent for Willard
to come east and take a chance with
Carl He's taking some chance, too.
That's the way we figure it. It's pos
sible Tom Jones has walked into a bad
match.
Willard has an unique alibi among
others to offer for his sorry fight
against Boer Rodel, fifty pounds
lighter man, at Milwaukee recently
Besides claiming he was afraid to hit
hard, because, thinking Of the Bull"
Young tragedy. willard now alleges
that he fights better against big man
than against little men. Ever hear
that one before? We did not
What is more. willard's record bears
out his statement somewhat Remem-
Der that his greatest fight was a no.
decision victory over the late Luther
Mccarthy in New York. McCarSy was
big man, 210 pounds and some, and
the best at the time, of bad lot of
hopes. Soldier Kearns and Sailor
White, men whom the Kansas cow
puncher knocked out in eastern rings,
were big husky fellows.
Morris no doubt is the heaviest man
willard has yet tackled. But as Jess
evidently believes in the old ring say
ing, "The bigger they are the harder
they fall" it's possible he will furnish
the boxing world with a surprise this
evening
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-03

The battle in Madison Square Gar
den. New York. tonight between the
White Giants. Carl Morris and Jess
willard, may look like a barn dance
mixup or country store fracas to
those old-timers who were accustomed
to idolizing heavyweights who were
real glovemen, but the fans the coun-
try over are interested just the same
The survivor of this eIephantine swat
fest will be entitled to meet the win
ner of the Gunboat Smith-Arthur Pei
key contest on the west coast January
/. The lone unwhipped party after
these two quarerls will be able to call
himself the white heavyweight cham
pion of the world. That is something,
at any rate Hence there is general
fellows.
rounds without a decision at the end.
But with two such strapping chaps
whaling away at each other for dear
life something is liable to drop. We
are inclined to expect a decisive VIC
tory one way or the other. Morris is
the favorite with the New York bet
tors, and rightly SO, because of VIII
lard's mediocre performances of late
The recent fight in Gotham between
Morris and Gunboat Smith is fresh in
the minds of boxing followers. In the
fifth round the Gunboat. who was be-
ing worsted. dropped from body
punch and claimed a foul After a
squawk from Jim Buckley, Smith 8
manager and powerful man in Man
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1913-12-03
WINTER LEAGUERS
HAVE CLEAR FIELD
Army Resumes War, Nomi-
atoms for Reds Manag-
er Are in Order.

New York, Dec. 3.-Mr. Merrillat of
West Point, having established himself
as a member of the All-American team,
to the intense satisfaction of every
body concerned. especially Mr.. Merrill
lat, and Harvard having been duly
elected champions of Harvard, the
football season of 1918 will adjourn
sine die
The Army has resumed the war busi-
ness up the Hudson. The Navy goat,
which went "bleating' in it's gentle
"goat-like" manner through the coll
umns of the newspapers for few
mornings in accordance with the we'll
known customs of decent. respectable
goats. has been returned to Annapolis
The tumult and the shouting has
faded to faint whisper. The captains
and the kings, and also the majors
and second lieutenants, and the queens
have departed. President Wilson has
gone back to his ultimatums, harshly
accused by the Navy of being a link"
A heavy silence reigns, broken only bv
the post-mortem testimony of the ex-
perts, who were not so surprised after
all, now that they take second
thought and by the low. hollow means
of Groundkeeper Harry Fabian, as he
contemplates the sadly mussed up field
at the Polo grounds and mutters:
How am l ever going to get that
fixed up for the Fourth of July?"
Even "Hurry-Up" Yost is hull down
upon the horizon. headed due south,
where he hibernates every winter, and
when "Hurry-Up" goes south the foot
ball season must be regarded dead
all over. "Hurry-Up" Yost is that fell
low from Michigan who will be for
gotten as hastily as possible in the east
as the chap who had a mighty lot to
do with whipping the Army into shape
to whale the Navy.
Some people who saw the game last
Saturday were agitating a movement
to prosecute the parties guilty Of send