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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28
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tlle Xldlls
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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28

The Tampa Times comes alonS
with It's bclatcd satire and ridicule
OF the colonel habit in the South.
Too late. too late! The preposterous
title with which we tag our lawyers
old and young alike, has ceased to
look absurd even to its victims. who
Should be the first to resent it, and
Is now taken seriously as part OF
the traditions of the section-a kind
Of hallmark Of high responsibility
much to he desired. If we could in
corporate Il plank in the next Demo-
cratic State platform denOuncing the
end clfcte aristocrlcy, an insidious
end invidiOus discrimination against
common people, strongly squirting
toward the rule of the pampered
classes as against the toiling masses,
nnd plcdsing the party to support no
man who wore such a title or tole-
rated the habit, there wouldn't be 4
bogus colonel left in Florida by the
orening of the next campaign; and
Ctr young lawyers especially, who
have hopes in political directions,
would be found shedding their mill
tary titles as rapidly rs they would
their Shirts suddenly infested with
bees or other uncomfortable insects.
The only way to break the neck OF
the colonel habit in Florida is t.
make it a vital issue in Demo-
cratic primary.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28

hopeful that the Legislature will
submit the matter to the people. but
he seems to be without much COM
pany in that opinion. There is plen-
ty to be said on both sides of the
issue, but the taxpayers, who have
tc pay the bill, don't seem to be UNI
easy under the shortcomings OF the
present constitution and there is a
marked absence of any strong and
general public sentiment in favor OF
new one.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28

The appointment OF Walter Page
as our ambassador to England has
brought out much literature con-
corning him and the more he is in.
,cstieated the bigger he looms.
Looked at from any angle, he is 4
strong man and the press and people
Of this country are entirely satisfied
with his appointment. And what Is
equally important, England, after
fixing her aristocratic mOnocle upon
him and giving him cold and careful
inspection, has pronounced him o. X.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28
Baby a Real MIDGET.

The mont.l-old child of q gypsy,
which was the subject Of an inQues.
at Wandsworth. England, not long
since, was described by a doctor as
the smallest baby he had ever known
1t only wei; he'd 3 pounds ii ounces,
instead OF the normal az pounds, and
Its length was only foot s inches
as compared with the average 2 feet
3 inches.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28
IF YOU CARRY A WATCH
PURCHASED HERE

: will give you the reputation o
Mnctuality. Here you can ind
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28
comfou In the Thouuht,

Patricia possesses the four.year
old's usual aversion to water for
cleansing purposes and IL most spar
Ing Of its application to her small
face. The other evening before going
to bed she gave her reflection In the
mirror careful scrutiny and remark
ed: "Wcll. my face Is pretty clean. J
olleve It'll do for tomorrow"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28
Not 4 Rarity

Funny how many men there are can
ell you . day or two after the election
that they knew It would be that way
and that so-and-so would BE- elected
And you can always dnd them, too:
,oyington EsxA
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28
From the same office Is Issued
THE LAKELAND NEWS

. weekly newspaper giving re.
sune Of local matters. crop condi.
t,ons. county affairs. etc. Sent any
where for $500 per year.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-04-28

Judge Parkhill, chief sponsor for
the new constitution movement. feels
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31
PENSY-PLAzY
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

San Carlos-\ Forrest, Buffalo; G..
f. Forrest and wife, Cleveland; o. j.
Hendrix, Buffalo; V. Donerson, Nash
vile; T. ]. Wynn, Mobile; ]. Philips,
st. Louis; C. Wriley, Birmingham;
Thos. Ardizone, New York; F. Cahon,
indianapolis; E. B. Moore, Montgom-
cry; F. III. Moore and wife, Montgon-
cry; Geo. Branger, Atlanta; G. III.
Smith, Atlanta; II. F. Brauncher,
Panama City; l. L. Shaw, Cushmire,
Fla; J. C. Dexter, Holt, Fla; A. NJ.
Hull, Boston; G. r, Knickerboc4xer and
wife, Chicago; J. A. Whitner, Jack
sonville; E. D. Covington, Stapleton,
Ala; S. Henlim, New York; ]. G..
jackson, Vernon, Fla; ]. w. Mailer,
Montgomery; Geo. Shoo1e, New York;
r. Cobmise, Atlanta; s. We'll. Mont
gomery; T. T. Barnett, Louisville; w.
F. Armfield, Bombay, Fla; A. P. CAT
field, F. A. Eldridge, w. B. Eastman,
Rhode Island; c. c. Alderton, New
Orleans; r. J. Goldsmith, Chicago; H,
s. Barr, wife and children, Newport.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31
!. & A. NJ. To
HOLD SCHOOL
INSTRUCTION
FIRST SESSION WILL BE HELD
AT 10 A. M. TOMORROW UNDER
SUPERVISION OF MARCUS EN-
DEL, OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
LAST THREE DAYS.

Marcus Endel, Of Jacksonville, ar
rived In the city yesterday and is a
guest OF the San Carlos.
Mr.. Endel IS one Of the most prom1-
nent members of the Grand Lodge of
MAsens OF the state OF Florida, and is
in Pensacola for the purpose of con-
ductfng a school of instruction" be-
ginning tomorrow and lasting for
three days.
With Mr.. Endel is James CarneII, one
or the committeeman. Chas. w. John
SON. the other committeeman, being
absent on account OF illness
All the officers OF the Grand Lodges
are especially expected to attend, as
the school will be under the super
vision of the Grand Lodge committee
on work, the first session TO be held
q. 10 o'clock a. IN.
1t To expected that there will be a
large attendance from Pensacola and
ne1ghboFing towns and cities.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31
MARY ESTHER.

Mary Esther, March s0y-Rev. J. NJ.
johnson of Muscogee, has been stopping
at this place for several days, looking
after his business. He returned home
Thursday.
Mr. ]. y. Rogers, of F'report. was visit
ing relatives and friends at this place
Mr.. and Mrs. f. strong and charm
ing family were the guests at dinner of
Mr. and Mrs. Sbipley ana family last Sun
day at Hotel Cedars.
There was a trustee" meeting Of the
Santa Rosa Academy last Tuesday II
was held in Mr.. J. J. MacTntire's ONCE,
over his store building.
The launch Tama1a. OF Pensacola, stop
ped at Hotel Cedars last Thursday with a
party of men on board.
Mr.. V. J. MacIntire and Mr.. A K Mac
Intire Of this place. were business callers
at Camp Walton last Monday.
The county school. which IS being
taught by young lady from chipley is
progressing nicely.
Miss Sallie Williams left here last
Tuesday for her home in ATiIliviIle.
Can't Guy Shipiey gave launch party
In his boat the Adelaide" last Sunday
afternoon. He invited quite a number OF
his friends. Those enjoying the lovely
trip were: Miss Hattie Rogers and her
charming guest. Miss Williams, Misses
Bessie Pryor Margaret Strong Evelyn
Shipley Ona Pryor. Alice Rogers and Isa-
bel Strong: Messrs. Willie Pryor. V. J.
MacTntire, Walter Sfipiey, George Pryor
A. X MacIntire Earl and Harry Shipley
Jr and Roger Pryor Mrs. F. P. Strong
was chaperon of this party and every
one had most enioyabls time
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31
HIGH WATER STOPS
TRAIN SERVICE
SPECIAL TO THE JOURNAL.

SPECIAL TO THE JOURNAL.
Apala chricoIa. March 30--Trains be-
tween Apalachicola and Port st. Joe
have been suspended for the past
week, on account OF the flood in the
Apalachicola river, which has In part
covered the track. 1t is expected SER
vice will, be resumed the first part OF
next week. The water has not at
fected the train service between River
Junction and Apalachicola. however.
Miss Jennie Campbell, and Mr.. Dan
lei Mitchell were married last Sunday
evening, at the home Of the brides
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Camp
bell. The bride is the youngest
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Campbell.
residents Of this city.
The groom, formerly of Geneva, Ala
Is connected with the Bay City Lumber
Company, Of this city.
Mr.. c. II. Lind is again in Apalacs1i-
cola, after a pleasant visit to Savan-
nah last week.
"F,reckles" by Gene Stratton Porter,
will appear at the Dixie Theatre Tues
day, the Sth proximo. Work on the
theatre, which is not quite completed.
is being rushed as fast as possible.
This is the first play booked for the
new theatre, and citizens Of Apa-acht-
cola are looking forward with much
pleasure to the entertainment.
Mr. Thos. Zones, the steam laundry
man, writes from HawkinSville, he Is
making ready to ship machinery to
Apalachicola. The plant will be up
to- date and modern in all its cqnven-
fences.
Circuit court sits next week.
The Catholic Fair, lasting three
nights, closed Friday evening. Receipts
e--yes~@5 the4-- -@e-~47est- a-g1aesta tiag>s---
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31
MYRTLE GROVE.

Myrtle Grove, March 3o.-Mr. Abbott
filled his regular appointment here sun
day. -, -
The last Sunday program was well en-
joyed here. There was several visitors
in this vicinity Sunday from Pensacola
Mrs A. J. Miller Mrs Ollie Johnson.
Miss Abbie Chappell. Miss Fannie John
son and Mr.. Isaac Wright were visitors
to Mrs. Hart Sunday.
Miss Phenia Hart gave an Easter egg
hunt Sunday afternoon at three o'clock.
There was a large crowd In attendance.
Mr. Dan Hart gave a delightful enter
tainment Tuesday evening.
Mr. and Mrs Moore Of Columbus. Ca.
have been visiting their parents here for
the last three weeks.
There was quito large crowd from
here in attendance upon the ChautAuqua
last Saturday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31

Mrs. Percy V. Pennybacker. presi-
dent of the General Federation Of
Women's clubs, is very busy woman
these days. She has not been at her
home in Austin, Texas. for several
weeks, and will be engaged in fedora
ton work throughout the country un-
til the latter part of April.
Mrs. Penny backer has two bright
little boys and 16-year-old daughter
The latter she expects to send to Bryn
Mawr College before long.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31
Partial List Of Dead in Ohio, Indiana,
Pennsylvania and West Virginia
ADA.

ADA.
Morse. Charles.
McEiroy. Nolan.
Knaary. John.
McAlvIn, r.
Sell, Milton
Newman Edward.
Baby unidentified
A foreigner unidentified
5ELLEFONTAINE.
Burden. Carl
Barberfon.
Neuman, John.
BRIGHTON.
pic<e. George. Of Toledo.
shankiln. William. of Massilon.
Surf Fred, :. q "a Ma 2
Goddard. Mrs.
GODDARD. y. W.. and two children.
Harry Workman telegraph operator.
cHILLIcoTHE.
Baxter. boy O.
Eight missing.
COLUMBUS.
Merit. Briggs. of Briggsdale.
Gore. Albert b.
Gri6ath William c.
Wright. Mrs. T. Bud.
Mcdonald, Mrs. Roy.
Houston. Q. II.
Mtillock. Mary
Cooper. Emma.
AYelsengardner. Arnold
Stottler. John and wife,
McNerney. Mrs. Della
Detss. Miss Alma.
Deiss. Hilda-
Wheeler. Mrs. Hanna.
Creole, Mrs.
Underwood. Josephine
Underwood Albert.
Ford, Gladys.
Underwood, baby.
Preston. Howard.
Hoffman. Kenneth.
Welt Miss
Cooper. Mrs Emma Louise.
Damsell, Edward
Snivey, Katherine
Rcdnegge Carrie.
Dorm Miss Mary.
Dye Miss Nora
Lynch, Kenneth.
Lynch. Iris.
Lynch, Myron
Wolfe, Luther (baby)
Ford. Mrs. G. E.
Howard. Walter C.
Howard. Mrs. Walter c.
Palmer. Mrs Mamie.
Takum, Mrs
Souvlie, Mrs Sarah
Holbaugh Mrs. Samuel.
Griffin. Mary.
Qeiss John.
Corslng. Stanley.
New. James.
Eleven unidentified women.
One unidentified man.
Three months old baby.
Three months old baby girl.
Walter Brecker.
Mrs. Keys.
Mrs. Walter Brecker.
Mrs James Copper and two children.
Claude Hazlett
Fl o. Mashen.
Mrs ii. o. Mashen.
Mrs o c. Toy
Mrs. Sadie Garfield.
Mrs. Rhoda K Wright.
c. M. Shoup and baby, ~
Mrs. Marie Cloure.
Hannah Weeth.
Edwin D. Damsell.
Frankie Ford. 10 years old.
william Guy Howard Preston.
Henry Van Tuyl.
Aaron Smock.
Mrs Aaron smock and babe.
Anna Stewart.
Reuben Jones.
Olixe White and baby.
Two babies named stoner and Hum
AT DAYTON.
Morganthler. George.
Haverstick. ]. n.
Haupt. l.. c.. wife and three children.
Collins. Mr.. and child.
Eishnan. Lille. 81.
Schmidt. Mrs. and daughter.
Body unknown girl. IL years old.
Shartle, Anton.
Shuntz, Mrs Carrie.
Thompson. Mrs. Snyder George u.
Richardson, George.
Cupp. Smiley. Jr.
Wallace. Jessie.
alderman, Ethel /
Mosley Bessie, negress.
Mcconnell. John. negro.
Sbel. Mrs.
BIitx. Mrs
Youts, Mrs.
Scott, Frank. negro.
Tingiey, Mrs Lillian.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31
CREST OF THE FLOOD
REACHES PARKERSBURG
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Parkersburg, w. Va, March 30.-The
crest of the flood reached here late
today and the water is six feet higher
than the record. Five thousand are
homeless and two drowned. Belpre,
Ohio, across the river, was vacated to-
day when q large crack appeared in
the dam. Bellevi.le is practically wiped
out and it is reported there has been
loss of fife. Marietta, Ohio, and sew
eral other small cities are Inundated
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31

The graceful gown shown here is
for dinner or evening wear. 1t Is Of
gentian blue charme use.
The upper part of the bodice forms
sleeves and is Of chiffon to match the
satin. The draped girdle form a. point
at the front and back. and terminates
in a sash end and loop at the left. 1t
is OF black velvet.
A square at the front OF the waist
is filed with ecru lace, showing be-
meath the cut out sections at the front
of me skirt. This lace foundation falls
in a soft box plat at the feet.
The skirt is cut out with pointed
train.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31
GARRISON FINDS SITUATION
WELL HANDLED AT HAMILTON
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS

! -~AR5GON~I<Al ED EELEGG.
Hamilton, March 30.-Secretary Gar
riscn visited Hamilton today and was
SO impressed with the manner the
situation is handled that he telegraphed
the president that nothing is needed
In the present emergency is lacking.
The secretary found the work of re-
ha'bsaitation going on under martial
lazy. He was told the dead would not
number more than eighty and the
property loss four million.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31
Higher Mathematics.

dad, you're pretty good at n1athe-
natics. amt your asked the hope (and
despair1 OF the family
IL used to be-" confessed old Bill
Payne. scented danger.
We'll, where a side track and a
main track join they form an angle
DON'T t1ey?"
well. IL a wreck should tear UP
the track right there would it be a
rectangle kansas City Star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-31

On his deathbed rich man called
to his. coachman, and said:
Pat, my fine man, I'm going on
far, far longer Journey than you ever
drove me-"
"A-iver mind hess said Pat as he
wiped away a tear, who knos--s-
perhaps it'll be all down hi1,!''-Bir-
mingham News.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-30

good out of the blessings of sleep and
rest, and don't overdraw on your
bank account of youthful vitality.
And here is my final rule: DO EVERY
LEAST LITTLE THING YOU HAVE
TO DO JUST AS WELL AS YOU
KNOW HOW. Your best is never too
good for anything you set about ac-
complishing. If you are enjoying
what you do. and doing 1t as well as
you know how. there is no such thing
as an irksome task in the world.
Don't you think my theory works
out fairly well for me?" asked the
Doll Girl naiyely. Youth is SO
fashionable-and of all fashionable
things 1t is the only absolutely COM
Portable one. Indeed and indeed, 1t
is worth while studying out ways to
be little Miss Peter Pan
And please let us all wave our
handkerchiefs to show that we do
believe in the good fairies of Interest
and Rest and Doing Your Best. For
SO we may all be Little Peter Pans
or Perpetual Youth.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-30

~ ONT you love youth? Don't you
want to be young and feel young
and look young? Haven't you al
ways felt the utmost sympathy with
Ponce de Leon in his search for the
fountain of perpetual youth? And of
course there was a Tightening around
your heart strings at the thought of
Peter Pan, the boy who did not want
to grow up Well. then, you must
love dear little Dorothy Webb, the
girl who does not want to grow up
either
Il want to stay young. l want to
be buoyant and youthful always.
And since just wishing does not ac-
complish much in these days. when
all the fairies are banished, / have
planned how to go about being young
always young" So began my chat
with the golden haired girl who
brings the spell of youth and gayety
into your hearts while she lives the
part of Yvette. THE Doll Girl" at the
Globe theater.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-30
By MAUDE MILLER

big things of life that are out of your
reach. Don't make up your mind that
you want the moon and won't be
happy till you get it. If you cant
have the moon. try tiny star in
steadl What ! mean is life Is full OF
little pleasures: learn to take your
enjoyment from them.
Think how much pleasure child
gets from scufing the leaves on a
fall day. or in donning rubber boots
and wading through the puddles
when II rains Learn to find delight
in rain or unshine-summer or win
ter. Every season and every type of
day has a treasure to yield
IF you love nature and her free
for all pleasures you Will naturally
keep out Of doors Then you will ac-
quire a feeling of youth.
Il am careful Of my diet because
with impaired digestion or with more
pounds accumulating than 1T is COM
Portable to carry life is not enjoyable.
/ am careful to get enough sleep and
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-30

Dear Daughter Dorothy is fit
ting title to the happy girl who greet
ed me with such charming ease that
| was her friend almost before / had
found myself all comfy" in the chair
she piloted me to in her pink and
white dressing room. Youth was in
the air-in the simple fittings of the
room-in the little knickknacks and
souvenirs in which part of Miss
Webbs eager interest focuses itself.
THE SECRET
TO keep young | think you SIM
ply must FEEL YOUNG. And that is
a matter of habit. Take keen in
terest in everything. There are SO
many things to enjoy out of doors.
Go out and enjoy them. you know
NATURE OFFERS HER ENTER
TAINMENTS AND PIE ASU r s
FREE OF CHARGE.
IF you want TO have the magnetic
and fashionable beauty of youth, then
insist that you must cultivate a
habit of enjoying. Don't want all the
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-30

wages. old men about TO be laid on
the shetland every one of them was
astonished. that she didn't chortle
with JOY at the idea of giving up her
good salary and going to work wash
ing dishes for a man not half as
clever or as good looking or as good
as she is
Vain-is your man vain?-if he isn't
he ought to go somewhere and take
tickets for being on exhibition, for
he is a stranger in a strange world
and that's the truth, from my point
of observation.
SEE HIM VINCE
Vain-men vainl Just tell a man
you know that another man is good
looking, and see him vince. He'll him
that another man has fine eyes. and
watch him shudder and warn you
against the other man. Tell him that
you think he is the handsomest man
that ever lived and see how family
he will deny the sweet accusation.
IT doesn't make a bit of difference
whether he's handsome or not, he's
vain anyway: SO l wouldn't pay much
attention to that. Dear fellow. how
can he help being vain with all the
ladies telling him in words and out of
them how dearly they would love to
have him like them just a little.
And at that he's probably some
thing to be proud Off he's a real
man-for an earnest seeker for truth
never forgets this. A decent man is
a pretty decent sort of thing. and well
worth the loving day and night, and
always and ever, even If he is vain
just a bit.
Let him be vain If he'll just be good
and kind and generous and steadfast
and honest and courageous and gen.
tie. and that's what the ma jority of
men really try to be. ] believe, and
really are. too, most of them, so
what's the difference?
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-30
Seeking a Husband
Being of School Girl Graduate in Her Search
for Suitable Mate
By CONSTANCE CLARKE

| ing on a lively conversation. Thai
three times In succession with her and
my fighting blood was up. Marians
partner was anything but exciting,
but l flirted desperately with him and
finally even Dicks attention was
aroused He left Marian rather abb
ruptiy and came over to me. 1 looked
up with a charming smile and said
innocently: rs this our dancer" And
then with my most fascinating smile:
II have enjoyed our conversation SO
much, Mr.. Olds. perhaps we can con-
tinue II some other time this even
I ing"
When we were out of hearing Dick
| said abruptly: What do you mean by
flirting with that idiot Olds:"
Flirting" said, innocently,
why, l was merely enjoying myself.
You were very obviously doing the
same with Marian Collins"
Nonsense" said Dick, and then a
little less brusouely. 'T was beginning
to feel quite jealous"
Il don't think you have any right
to take me to task for my actions.
in any case. Dick" / answered II
am perfectly well able to take care of
myself" Then my partner came up
Aa AF
without any more mishaps.
AS we were going downstairs
Marian Collins leaned over and whis-
pered something in Dicks ear. He
acquiesced smilingly. and she laughed
good night over the banisters.
In the taxi Dick leaned forward and
said. Did yen have a good time,
Peggy?'
Very" 1 answered. and then just
to be mean. / added. Mr.. Olds has
promised to teach me that new vene-
tian waltz
DICK Is PEEVED
Il wish you wouldn't bother with
George Olds." he rejoined. stiffiy
Hes great friend of Marian's,"
answered. and then we both
laughed.
A minute later we stopped and Dick
helped me out carefully
I'll call you up tomorrow" he
said, as we said good night
~All right" L answered coolly as I
ran UP the steps. And then 1 won
dered afterward why L hadn't said
something more.
The San Francisco call., 1913-09-30
LOST

1t was at birthday banquet given
the other evening by a prominent
Paris millionaire banker. The fun
was at it's height when a lady cried
out:
MY pearl necklace has disap-
peared,"
Uproar followed, while every one
suggested plans for its recovery.
Then the banker had brilliant
idea.
I'VE will place salver in the mid :
die of the room." he said; lights viii
be extinguished, and the perpetrator
of this silly Joke will have an oppor-
tunitiy of'restoring the missing neck
lace"
This was done.
Then the lights were turned on
again and there was more consterna-
ton. The salver had disappeared!