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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

One Of the scientists at the Lon
don Medical conference declares that
the world Is going mad at a great
rate. Still II 1t wasn't, what would
the alienists and the insanity experts
do for decent living?
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

We hear OF one tolerant gentleman
who suggests that quite likely the
girls skirts were all right at first, but
shrunk the first time they were wash.
ed. And then split?
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

The advent OF a wonderful per.
forated" gown is reported but 1t is not
stated whether 1t is t. supersede the
slit skirt or whether there Is to be
both Sitting and perforation.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

A German aviator was recently
caught In u shower of meteors. The
new sport is developing Its own pc
cniiar dangers. and certainly aviation
can claim one OF the most peculiar
in being stoned In the air by fate.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

There Is nothing more annoying
han to sit In theater directly in
ront Of a person whose only adjective
'some." Hear him or her say,
That's some artist" and then die.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

A Chicago preacher says that one
II the greatest needs OF the American
eople Is wholesome amusements But
ne tired business men don't want EN-
hat way.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

A Philadelphia judge has enjoined
N obnoxious rooster from Growing.
Asain has the law manifested its
upeTiority over mere nature and its
Instincts.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Complaint Is made that there are
not enough goats in this country OF
course, every one should have his
goat and to do that he should not
be compelled to get his neighbours.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

There's one mighty good thing
bout the hot and sticky season: You
lever hear anything about doing your
christmas shopping early.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

When woman in Chicago laughed
she swallowed diamond ring she had
been holding in her teeth. She who
laughs last. etc.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

A Chicago physician declares that
Walking 10 not beneficial. Obviously
God practice among automobilsts 10
something worth having.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

The clergyman who believes It
would be better for women to dress
in nothing more than beads Of perspi-
ration doesn't claim it's anything more
than belief.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

That ill-iudged craze for knee
breeches in certain quarters meets an
insuperable obstacle IL the vast ma.
jority OF spindle-shanked men.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Lady Constance Stewart-Richardson
,ays that corsets are brutal and stu.
i'd" We dare her to say that to the
Eat Ladies' league.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

However, the aeroyacht is not likely
to become as popul + as the automo.
bile. as the driver cannot readily gel
underneath and tinker with 1t.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Judging by the summer crop Of
breach OF promise suits there's no
heart shattered that greenback can
not heal.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Laundered bank notes are said to be
slightly longer than unlaundered
notes. but the increment doesn't cover
the laundry bill
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Now comes a scientist who says
that badness Is due to cutting the
hair. He must have a grudge against
BARRIERS.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

The judge who was granted d.
vorce In his own court refutes the the
DRY that a shoemakers wife never has
any shoes.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Swatting flies is all right, but who
s going to inform us as to the official
ieath list when the fly season is past?
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

One member of the consular service
is in trouble over the price OF q
lipijapa hat, What a glorious word
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Cipriano Castro Is called a peon
But he has been called so many other
things that probably he won't mind
1t much
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Some day the mint may manage to
publish new five-cent piece that will
not call for = revised edition.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

A Yonkers man looked at himself
IL mirror and fell dead Lots OF us
know better than to try anything like
that.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27
BUY YOUR PIANO DIRECT FRO
THE MANUFACTURED

We operate the largest Factd
In the world devoted exclusively
the manufacture of Pianos and Pl,
erpianos. With our unexcelled ID
ilities, immense output, and by Sc
ing you direct from our own Fa,
ory.we are prepared to offer Undue
ments in Quality, Prices and Teri
impossible to secure under less IA
orable conditions.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

The woman who woke up and found
she was worth a million won't have
to worry about the price of fall hat.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

No. Absolom, the most effective
method OF clearing a garden OF weeds
is not by wheedling.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Watch the old maids and bachelors
flock to Vienna since they are going
to start' a lottery marriage system.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Frank Chance is to be a moving
picture star. Too bad his ball team
Isn't better at moving.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

II strikes us that the paragraphers
are not giving the cubists \ square
deal.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

The first appearance OF frost here
this week was a gentle reminder that
we had better get acquainted with
the coal man.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

The best thing to do with the city
man who wants to live on farm is TO
let him try 1t.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

One thing is certain. Jack Frost
knows how to make the coal man
smile.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Let Us Get Closer Together" says
the Birmingham Ledger. Oh, let's
wait until the weather gets cooler
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

II Is now In order for some patri-
otic Englislman to donate cup for
International competition in cricket.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

The man who thinks women are In
tegior maybe didn't marry we'll
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Again the meanest man in the
world. He refused his wife a nickel
to see a moving picture show.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

We wonder how Bristol can get
along without its mayor
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

The simple life is not suited for sim
ple-minded people.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27

Congress should investigate the nom
delivery Of that $3i44 per capita.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27
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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-09-27
\. (. PRUDENTIAL
NOTARY PUBLIC1

Office on Lacour Street, In Browns
Br'ck Building. Deeds, AffidaVits
and other instruments drawn.
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on hand.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11
TWO ELINTS CLASH.

A unique situation is presented by the appearance of two fnancels populary credited with leadership in Wall Street the activities attending currency re. form in this country
 1cob H. sc'hn has again spoken, and with greater emphasis than eve of the grave financial consequences to this country delay in the enactment of the Cur rency bill He believes that this delay is chief ob staele the restoration of financial confidence and stability. Mir yanderlip said that under this bill sucL panic that of 1907 would be impossible and Mr. scbin is certain that without this legislation such a panic may and vin come.
 Who are the responsible for this delay and its dangerous consequences? Two of them just now stand out conspeucusly. They are Senators James A. Reed o Eissouri Gilbert M Hitchcock of Nebraska They excellent service Democracy but for some nexplica- be they are now working with the Republicans osthe Banking Committee to emaseulate the plan ia. vored by practically all rest of their party greas and write into it the elements of bank
 They enabling the Republicans play party poll ties with Pledged with their party against central bank they holding up this to gain the essence ol central bank. which would spell the betrayal of their party ard the financial stability of the county But for the obstruction these men the biI with desirable amendments long since have been reported to the senate.
 Flis should not be made party legislation but if Democratic Senatorial necessary aatteR unDcmocratio obstruction within the party then the sooner it is called the better.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11
STERN FOR AEk SEX.


 The Connecticut womaneuragist who protests against tho movement to secure pardon for Mrs. Wakefield. sentenced to be hanged for murderng her husband is made of serner stua than most of her sex and than most men too She has the strength of mind to regard only the fact of the hideous crime committed and the extreme penalty held to be just in the eyes of the law and to leave aside the question marderers sex
 The average person is filled with horror at the though of a women being hanged. while accepting as a matter of that the law should claim the life of the mae criminal sailty of murder Whenever case arises
 like that of Mrs Wakefield it made the occasion for outbreak Of false sentiment which every crcum- stance hut onethat is to be put to deatll-s overlooked.
 People do not rebel because nurderers are made to feel the hangman's knot They do not demand the abolition of capital punishment as survival of barbar- ism. They caInor that the law be suspended for the sole reason that Lhe murderer happens to be woman
 The law should take its course in Mrs wakehelds The penalty fits the crime under the Connecticut law and the law recognizes no exceptions for the ben. eft Of wives who kill their husbands It makes murder a capital crime for all mmderers alike, not for men oEy, sentinentalists seem to think
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11
AUTO MURDER" TEST.

Two Cnieagoans who killed persons while driving tomobiles at high speed been denied new trials Each of them sentence os fourteen years in the penentiary for This is the first time in Illinois or elsewhere believe that sentence for mur- de- for staying with has stood the test of review
 New trials were asked upon the ground that the men ha2 been convicted of having committed murder witE deadly weapon and that an automobile is not dead y weapon. The court, denying new trials rules that ni,stands tmbler. fiat irons and other articles havo been held to be deadly weapons within the meaning of the law when put o lawloss use An automobile driven by individual who lawessy disregards ordinary eau
 ton in ;he interest of the lives of others is :he holds much more deadly weapon than many varieties of articles that have served as such and for the use of which men have been sentenced for murder.
 The cyceleut example set by Chicago in these cases should be followed elsewhere In Louisville there have heen several plain of murder in which the claus feur has been f orf with fine Such failure to exact the right penalty encourages other reckless drivers in their TCckIessness.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11

ideals are mutlally essential one to the other. and must both be realiaed. if we are to live the whole tuth and if there is to be any real health in the civilization of the age in which we live.
 "In certain cases the ordinary ac- eepted ideal and the ordinary prac tice, are diametricaIy opposed b each otber. TLis may mean that the ideal is right and the practice wrong But it may also mean that the ideal represents the preaching of one hals truth. and the pactice represents the living of another and seemingly hos tile truth In sdch case 1t IS probable that the half truth is false and tbat they must be combined to get tke whole truth.
 "The most striking example Of this kind is the contrast between our avOwed ideals and our customary practice in regard to property. wealth. riches. Many closet philosophers. and man ydemagogues sEoer at material wealth, and advocate as a matter of theory complete disregard of it and this is the position taken. purely as a matter of theory by a large number of the men who speak of wealth from the purpit or the rostFum. h pTae- iice very much larges aumber of men make wealth their God and pay no heed to any moral laws that bar the way to its acquisition. Here each side has seized half trutii which, by
 itself, spells destruction; the theoy represents hyprocisy. and the pactice i represents a base aaddegrading ma terialisp.
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11

It is pleasantly Substantive good feeling ID national politics t4t the operators oflthe goods niiis ia New sngIsa Are attribung te decreased de msnd for their output the Democratic tarfH but 10 he ho5se skirt tat prevents from wearing yoluniRoas petticcats On that issue any rate we appear to have reached the age of reason
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11

4 conscience stricken ~oman passenger has returned to te Wallk Transit Company ten cents. representing two fares which the conductor neglected to collect some six or seven years ago The question whether pas senger is bound pay fare when the eompaays agent does not ask for d is that has troubled many sens tive and some seasoned eonsciences
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11

Lawyer: Nov. sir. tell me- are you weli acquainted with the prisoner2
 Witness: I've known him for twenty years"
 Lawyer: Have you, I must now
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11

ask. ever known him to be a disturb CT of the public peace?1
 Witness; 'Weil-er-he used to be- .sng to a band
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11

facilities repars, etc. on blows and the like is yet an. other question
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11
E E < < # $ E g $ l * A BATCH OF SMILES j

* * * * * < * * < *
 Look pleasant. please
 "Ta6e me looking sad and gloomy
 But why?'
 This photograph is for my wife, wlo is away. If I looked too gay she'd hurry back"
 *2 $
 Three American artists were telling tall tales about their work.
 "The other day. said one, q painted a little deal board in imitation of mar ble with such accuracy that, on being thrown into the water. it immediately sank to the bottom"
 "Faughi" said another. Yesterday hung my thermomenter on the easel supporting my view of the Polar re- zion It fell at once twenty-five de, grees below freezing point
 "All that is nothing" remarked the third artist in conclusion. My portrait of a prominent New York millionaire was so lifelike that it had to be shaved twice week"
 'Why is it that you are so strongly opposed to extending to women the right to voter
 My wife has become a slifragette" Well, what of it? Do you find that she negIects the children or that she isn't paying enough attention to the business of running the home?
 No, it's not that. Shes become so WeiI-informed on public matters that have to keep busy reading all the time in orler to prevent her find ing out my ignorance concerning such things"
 f :: @ E
 \ member of Congress cnliyened a political club luncheon recently by telling the story of a certain famous politician who attended a banquet at which it was expected important speeches would be made 4 dish of Nhitebait was set before him and, after looking at the fish and then at the other guests, ne remarked:-
 "Gentlemen. let us follow the ex- ample of these little hsh-drink Q great deal and say nothing!"
Bisbee daily review., 1913-11-11
ROW WITH THIS BANK

The fact that we are growing yearly, indicates our ability to help others grow.
 Every facility which can, with safety be used to assist our patrons, is freely offered new depositors.
 Our Capital, Surplus and Profits S230,000.
 THE BANK OF BISBEE
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-04
25q6 Reduction

THE MATERIALS THE Innings AND THE FIT ARE ABSOLUTE
LY GUARANTEED YOU RUN NO RISK WHATEVER WHEN YOUR
SUIT COMES FROM oSGoODs THE PRICE sCoNcEDED BY ALE 10
BE LOWER HERE AT ALL TIMES CONSEQUENTLY WITH ANOTHER
rEnucT1oN OF 49, YOUR SAVINGS MEAN EVEN MORE g4es
ar.ffT e
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-04
Status
tCoutlnued from Paye Oue1

To vacatG the provisional! presidency
Of Mexico and seek no partisan for
his place. The understanding WAS
that the attitude here is to make no
announcement just now. and awaits
the next step. The greatest interest
ccntcrs about liuerta's conference
with the Mexico City diplomatic
corps. As soon as Charge dAnaires
O'Shaughncssy had delivered the lat
est note. Huerta called in the diplo-
mats. but no announcement was
made OF their conference.
President Wilson's plan is to be in
touch with the situation practically
every hour he is away today and to
return to Washington tonight. The
president left here at 10 O'Clock this
morning, expecting to arrive in
Princeton ut 2:30 this afternoon,
cast his ballot. leave Princeton at
1920 O'Clock and arrive bach in the
capital at 9:25 tonight;
Secretary Bryan llatly refused to
discuss the situation when inquiries
were made concerning the demand
for thc immediate retirement of H"-
erta.
Senator Bacon, chairman Of the
Foreign Relations Committee, after
conference with Secretary Bryan,
said: Il consider the situation TO
be near a conclusion. We are very
hopeful that things will turn out
we'll"
Secretary Daniels reiterated today
the statement that the battleShips
of the Second division of the Allan
tic fleet will remain in Mexican wa
tiers until further orders. Hotwith-
standing that four ships of the
Third division arc due at Vera Cruz
and Tampico tomorrow.
Sixty French eolonists near Santa
Rosalia on the west coast of Mexico
reported In danger arc now safely
gathered at the sea port where they
may be protected by the American
war ships patrolling the coast.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-04

pose which guided mo was to remain
in the country during the time occu,
pied by the presidential election,
thereby fulfilling by my presence the
requirements of the law governing
the election.
My purpose being accomplished
and as ! did not wish to be involved
in the anti-conStitutionaI proceeding
which are certain to develop in Next,
Gu. | am compelled to leave the cOun
try. am going abroad whore | vii!
remain fer some time and will adjust
any future action to conditions as |
observe them"
Lieutenant Colonel Ku2utsuga In
Ouyr. military attachc OF the Japan
csc embassy at Washington was al
other passenger on the EspcranZa. II"
has been in Mexico on Il diplomats
mission and is returning to post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-04
L)iaz
Continued from Rage oas.l


aided MIN IN rclchlhg inc steam
launch which TOOK nm aboard th'
wheeling from witch ne was trans
ferrGd to the Louisiana and later 10
the Michigan.
General Dtaz espresso" h'Eh "phFt-
citation OF his treatment by It"ar Az
miral Fletcher. he looks to DE- l."
good health ana diSplaEe" mncn m
terest in the tate or thc members Oh
the special Mexican mlSSio0 10 japan,
who were taken back to McXic" o.
the training ship HaraE"@a' alter
having been first sent to Havana
Last evening he visited Lieutenant
Colonel Del Rio. who WAS attached
- the commission. but was permitted
to land ut Havana ON account OF Ill
ness.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-04
Harrison's Annual Fur
Opening

DISPLAY AND SALE OF $OOlOO WORTH OF FUR COATS FUR
SETS SEPARATE SCARFS AND MUFFs BEGINS WEDNESDAY
MORNING NOV 5rH AND CONTINUES UNTIL SATURDAY NIGHT.
WE CORDIALLY INVITE YOU TO COME TO OUR SPECIAL OPENING
AND FIRST SHOWING OF ALL THE NEW MODELS IN FUR COATS
NECK PIECES AND MUFFs
You will them while they all here Many new style
innovations are noteworthy The quality we'll Tie workmanship
should escape your attention They in sets and separate
piecesand all much lower price than the quantity can be
bought elsewhere We mention Ct the leading ufsHudson Seal
Black Fox Black Wolf Black Lynx Isabel Fox Blue Wolf Civit Cat
Skunk Natural Lynx Iceland Fox Japanese Mink op
sum- Racoon, Coney, etc.
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CONTINUED HER TALK ON
TRIP AROUND THE WORLD


Miss Madgc Sample gave an inter
csting and instructive talk at the
Normal auditorium this morning
during chapel hour. 1t was her sec
ond discourse on things which came
under her observation in her trip
around tho world. Several morn
ings ago Miss Sample talked to the
Normal students and before she had
completed her lecture the class bells,
rang. She was asked to continue
tho talk, and this morning she did.
Miss Sample has many things to
tell and she presents them so enter
.tainingly that'she holds her hearers
attention to every word she atters.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-04


proper anu eHecllFe education OF our
country boys ana girls. IN order 10
"tl'!i.'Iate inc interest III larm WORK
ana nome lie so tle farmers may gel
sow" "rN't'cai service Tor the money
which they e%pchd III supporting the
.'L"nIs the annual district SehooI ialr
mas been instructed so that the pupils
may exhibit pEodactSillat they nave
raised on the Frm or inc hahn'wofh
mat 'he S'rIsS il"le' wrought II! t"C
qulcthesS Oh 'hclr homes lhclE
&deptheSs IN making oread' pie crust
ewing cmbroidcry'ns ana many o'h'
or things that inc boys ana girls may
show demonstrating Tie interest That
inc! nave IN I'M" WORK.
vn,v vo,r nowcvor rnn1rnn m,v
,r;ru onvthirr r,ivnd nm ,hoir n, :
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-04
Good Faith
Continued som Pare One.I

the state OF New York is responsible
only while he is actually within that
state"
1t became known today that Viii
liam TraycrS jerome. special deputy
attorney general Of New York. will
file no papers in support Of the en-
tradition petition.
Governor Fclkcr'S decision is e.
pcc,cd the last OF this week.
Mrs. Mary COpIry TEaw has re-
turned hereto await the outcome nr
the extraditiOn proceedings.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-11-04
Osgood's
312 Main St.
eoMpERs CASE ADVANCED.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 4.-Contcmpt
CT court sentences imposed on SAM
uel Gompers and other l00OF lead
IRIS was advanced by the supreme
court for hearing on the first Mon
day'in January:
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ON For ladies velvet or
E'OV plush coats, lined with
SINNERS satin, $500
value.