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Cheyenne record., 1913-10-16
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Cheyenne record., 1913-10-16
Explaining His Taste.

EHpIdtHIHU TIIS u dske'
"Binglewood has put that wild boy
of his on farm and the youngster
writes home that he likes It,"
Likes it? Well. farming amt what
It used to be- s.
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-16
Reasse nbIed.

feassembIed.
$50. when you broke the news to
her she went all to pieces?"
Yes. but it didn't take her long to
collect herself"
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-16

Makes the laundress happy-that's Red
Cross Bag Blue. Makes beautiful. clear
white clothes. All good grocers. Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1913-10-16

Don't neglect cold. 1t means Consump-
Conah Drops eheeI col9s5s At prn@aists
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
(fz1itH, eGnn6T

You can't beat this old baseball
thing. You're pretty lucky if you
can tie 1t. Bill Stump is a hero
one day and Red Bluhm gets the
spotlight the next. And then
the Mud Hens go out and win Ave
in a row. Ma, may l have some
cheese with my apple pie?
Inasmuch as sgd Smith has a
wide open face. it is a good bet
Jacx Flynn didn't miss 1t.
Young Bill McIvor can't beat
the Bees. Any time Bill trots out
onto the mound to toss against
them, 1t is au revoir, game.
If the three leaders continue
taking the short end of the tall
lies, the race for the bunting is
soon to develop into a real bat
tie. Friday was the second con-
secutive occasion upon which all
three leaders We're bumped.
Hardships the professional bail
player must endure.
Must work almost six months
of the year.
Must live at the best hotels
while on the road.
Is forced to sleep in Pullman
berths and ride in parlor cars
while travelling.
Must receive passes to about
everything on earth.
Must arise no earlier than B
a. m.
Must eat dollar meals on rail-
road dining cars.
Here's what the Toledo News
Bee says about our euphoneously
named players:
Say, Old Fan and Regular At
Iendant, II you think your out
look on life is dark and gloomy. !
lust lamp the names OF these bali |
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
NINE WOODEN INDIANS TURNED INTO REAL LIVE SCALPER
FERN HILL VETS
TEAR HOLE In
SWASTIKAS

Winning their sixth consecu-
tive victory, the doughty Fern
Hill champions Sunday scored up
Is choice runs while their OPP
ponents-the Swasti6as - were
busy bringing six lone players
across the rubber. The game was
played on the Whitman grounds
and was fraught with excitement.
Baird, the veteran pitcher for
Fern Hill, held the Swastikas
down to three hits. Features of,
the game were Carlstrom and
Knelleken, who were called in at
the last minute from the substi-
tute camp for Fern Hill, and who
developed into real stars before
the second inning. Batteries:
Fern Hill, Baird and Tanksley;
Swastikas, Myers and Andrews.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
TENNIS TOURNEY.

But few matches were played
yesterday in the Tacoma Tennis
club tournament which was sup
posed to complete its first round
during the first day. The fol-
lowing results were tabulated
yesterday:
DR.. Tying won from S. Hand
forth by default; HI. P. Pratt won
from M. G. Denton by default;
w. w. Keyes won from f. Van
Fossen, 6-3, default; e. M. Sher-
wood won from Ray Madison,
rs, 6-3; R. A. Funk won from
d. Judson, 6-1. Cd; III. Hudson
won from M. Wallace. ca. 6-3;
]. M. Blackston won from New
man White. GA, CO. In the wom-
ems singles Miss l.. Lowell won
from Mrs. r. A. Funk, Go, CO.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
EVEN KAUFMAN COULD
MOT KEEP DULL EDGE
ON THEIR TOMAHAWKS

Spokane is at the bottom of the
league standing.
Tacoma is skimming SO close
that the hair on the backs of the
Tigermen is often singed.
Only recently Spokane acquir-
ed the services of a master work.
man-one Mike Lynch by name,
and terror by reputation. The
Indians weren't using their tOma-
hawks any too well, so the tribe
looked for leader. They looked
north, they looked east, and south
and then turned their eyes toward
the land of the setting sup-and
they found Mike.
Mike took hold of the bunch
and from a tribe of wooden In
dians there was created clan of
fighters. At least they have been
looking like scrappers since Mike
went on the Job. The eX-Tiger
and ex-Bee man returned to civ
ilization with at least three scalps
from the warlikes tribe that live
around Vancouver.
Flushed with victory Mike CALI
ed the bunch together yesterday.
This is my old stamping
ground" he said. "And here is
found the best hunting fields of
all the land we roam. Here is
the home of the Tiger. Let's bag
him."
Observation-Disclosures" was
the responsive answer and the
bucks began to do the bidding of
the chief buckaroo.
The pale faces sent in Kaufman
to hold the Indians from their
depredations but to no avail. In
the second inning our war cor
respondent filed the following
cablegram to the home office:
Second Inning.
Il Spokane-Papps flew out
4 to Neighbors. Lynch singled
to left. Yohe singled to GEN.
ter, Lynch taking second.
FitzsimmOns walked, filing
the bases. Hannah singled
to left, scoring Lynch and
| Yohe. Smith struck out.
4 Wuffli famed. Two runs,
Il three hits, no errors.
i Tacoma-Crum grounded
/ out, Fitzsimmmons to Nc
i Carl. Neighbors grounded
/ out, Wuffli to McCarI. Hold
Il erman grounded out, Yohe
/ to McCarl. No runs, no hits,
i no errors.
/ There was gloom In every office
where the stenographer girl tells
the boys how the score stands.
The phone girl at the city hall
even got peeved and "sassed'' the
office boy twice. She apologized
in the sixth inning when the
Tigers brought one run home.
But she had an awful temper
when the game was over.
It's bad enough to be made to
swallow something bitter but
when that fellow Nike Lynch
comes along-everytharS with a
new nationality-and beats us-
well, we want to worry a little.
The following score has been
filed for future generations:
l SP0K NH
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

9TH bat'rys today: for Cincin-
natl, Brown and King"
That the three fingered Won
der is far from being all in is
apparent to those who peruse the
box scores. He has had sweet re-
yenge on Murphy by beating the
Cubs in hollow style, once shut
ting them out, while the way
King throws out runners, out
guesses batters and supports his
pitchers doesn't indicate that he
has one foot in the baseball grave
by any means.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

fore Owner Murphy asked for
waivers on Brown and he was sent
to Louisville, where, it was alleg-
ed. he could pitch better, despite
an injured hand, than he could
in the National league.
Baseball politics landed Brown.
and Killing in Cincinnati to work
for Joe Tinker, another meSlber
of the famous Chicago machine
who escaped.
And now when Cincinnati plays
the racous voice of the umpire is
often heard exclaiming:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

And the cat came back"
So did "Three Fingered
Brown" who was for several
years the pitching mainstay of
the Chicago National league club
under Frank Chance.
So did Johnny King. who dur
ing Chances regime was consid-
cred by many the greatest catch
er in the game.
When Chance escaped from the
employ of Murphy-never mind
how-Kling was with the Boston
Braves. 1t wasn't very long be-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

players and figure what coast fans
have to put up with; Guigni,
Martinoni, Wuffli, Million, Papa,
Yohe, Hannah, Covelesxie, Hig-
ginbotham, Arcellanes and Cheek.
Where are the Kelleys, Mahoneys,
the Mulcaheys, the o'Briens and
the Dugans Of yesteryears?"
Rumored that Hughey Jennings
has sent scouts into the ranks OF
the Bulgarian army to recruit
players. He wants to add few
more names like Peplos1ey to his
list.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

away in his Uranium, Pelkey won
the championship.
Pelkey's name is spelled Pei
tier. He is of French-Irish par
entage and was born in Chatham.
Ontario, in 1884.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

Well nave two shifts of por-
ters, two cigar boxes and two
brooms and will WORK night and
day. It's hard to tell just what
hour any one of the bush circuits
is liable to blow. And We don't
want to miss any of the pieces.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
. % 0 o 90 Q 90 . . . "a

SAN FRANCISCO, July Is.
How does it feel to hit a man
and then find out that your blow
has killed him?" q
Arthur Pelkey, the new heavy
weight champion of the world,
who got his title when he acci-
dentally killed Luther McCarty In
recent battle in Canada, shot a
quick glance at the questipnfr
and SHOOK his head-he will not
discuss the battle.
Pelkey wants to forget that
fight. Tommy Burns, his NAH
ager, feels the same way. Itlw&s
with a tremor in his voice that
Burns related the Calgary ira
gedy.
81 talked to McCarty about an
hour before the fight" said Burns.
"He was sitting at the ringside
watching the preliminaries. /
commented ON his early arrival at
the arena and he replied that he
always liked to see the prelims.
81 asked him how he felt. He
said Fine To me he appeared
pale. but I was afterward told
that he had always looxed that
way before HIS bouts.
II would sooner have seen Pei
key lose than to win the cham
pionshiD in the way he did. 1T
affected him greatly. and / haze
had q hard time convincing hin
that II was something that cold
not be helped Is Vas q CHAT
blow to both Of usNwhen the y
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

Arthur Pelkey, heavyweight
champion of the world, demon
strating his best punch on his
manager, ex-champion heavy
weight of the world, Tommy
Burns.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
SHORT GAME.

VANCOUVER, B. c., July IS.
1t took Vancouver Just one
hour and eighteen minutes to beat
Victoria yesterday by the score Of
8 to /. Hall pitched great ball.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
PORTLAND WINS.

SEATTLE, July Is. - Port
land won the first game of the
series against the Giants yester-
day in pitchers battle between
Fullerton and Callahan,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
%Batted for McMullin in 9th

Batted Tor McMullin in 9Th.
"Batted for Holderman in 9th.
Spokane -. % 2 0 O 0 0 30 %
Tacoma % 0 700 Of
Summary: Stolen bases--Mc-
Murdo, Neighbors. Two base hits
Fries, McCarl. Three base hit
-Crum. Sacrifice hits-Harbi-
son, Crum, Fitzsimmons. Struck
out-ZBy Smith 2. by Kaufman A.
Bases on balls--On Smith 2, off
Kaufman 1. Hit by pitched ball
-Grindle by Smith.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

Pho Pico-by the way that's
the name of one of CALIFORNIA;
earliest governors-was sent in
to bat in the ninth inning but the
boy famed.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
HENSLING AT SHORT.

Hensling may appear in the
lineup some time this week. 1t
is said that the California player
Is a good shortstop. We like to
be shown-of course.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
National League

New YORK 5, Cincinnati 8.
Brooklyn 8, Chicago 2.
Boston 2. Pittsburg 1.
Philadelphia 2, st. Louis 1.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
American League

Detroit 9, Philadelphia 8. s.
st. Louis II, New York /. Z
Washington A, Cleveland 3.
Chicago 5, Boston o. a :,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

M'MULLIN GRANDsTANDS.
Lynch cussed when McMullin
pulled down one of his high balls.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

Lunch at the Lotus Grill,
10O61z Pacific av.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
Pacific Coast League
PELKEy HAD UPHILL FIGHT TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP
WONT talk About TIE DEATH OF M'CiRTY

TO FORGET FATAL
ENDING OF RECENT BOUT
WHEN LUTHER MCCARTHY
MET HIS DEATH.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

The champion has climbed to
the highest rung in three years.
He fought his first battle In Bos-
ton against Kendall Salisbury,
and won, receiving $40.
1t was after Tommy Burns
met and defeated Peldey at Cal
gary In a six-found bout that the
ex-champion of the world decided
to take him IN charge. While
green, he looked like a diamond
In the rough to Burns, and a few
weeks later with the bulk of
Burns ring knowledge stored
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15

tors told us the boy was dead -
Pelkey has fought HIS way to
the top under great odds. He was
hardly recognized in New York,
although he was a willing mixer.
had a wallop that they were all
afraid of, and was game, too Tke
greatest amount he ever got for a
bout In New York City was 5000.
He substituted for Luther Nc
Carly against Jess Willard, in a
fight that drew 1000 spectators
at Madison Square Garden, but
only received $780,"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-07-15
PELKEY's RECORD.

PELKEY'S RECORD. o
, Been In game 3 years. o
, Fought 81 battles. D
, Lost decision to Jess WILL p
, ard. o
p Won "a of them. 9
, ID were Knockouts, under .
, IL rounds. 3
, Six were draws. .
8 a
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-12-20
BACK TO THE FARM.

The modern slogan, Back to the
Farm, is the title of rural drama
which is being presented in num-
Der of Minnesota towns, under the
auspices of the Agricultural Exten-
sion Division of the University of
Minnesota, not only as means of en-.
tertainment but to mold public opin-
ion in favor of better agricultural
methods. The play was written by a
student of the School of Agriculture
and the cast is made up of students
of the School and College of Agricul-
ture.
The play opens with a scene repre-
senting an old, rundown farm, the
owner of which does not believe in
education or modern farming methods.
His son, Merton Merrill, having had
a high school education, is dissatis.
fed with the grind of farm work,
with no time for recreation, and when
the pretty little school teacher re-
fuses to marry him because the life
of farmers wife is one of dull
drudgery" he decides to try some 9TH
er line. A young lawyer advises him
to go to an agricultural school and
learn better methods of farming. His
father objects to the plan and as
result of quarrel between the two
the elder Merrill orders his son to
leave and never set foot on this place
again."
The second act shows a ball room
scene at fraternity house. Merton
has completed his course in agricul-
ture and has refused a position with
the Agricultural Extension Division in
order to try his new methods on
farm. One of the guests is the young
lawyer who advised Merton to go to
school. He brings Merton news from
home, telling him of his fathers bad
luck and poor health and Merton de.
cides to use the money he has saved
to pay the interest on the mortgage
and save the old home. His mother
appears and begs Merton to come
home.
The last act shows the young farm
er in his office. He has proved to his
father and the neighbors that modern
methods of agriculture pay and also
convinces the school teacher that a
farm home can be made the "happi.
est place in the world"
A fine vein of humor is introduced
through the acting of the hired man,
Gus. who is always ready to quit"
but who also adopts scientific meth
DDS and endeavors to teach them to
Hulda, the hired girl.-Estelle Cook.
English and Expression, University
Farm, st. Paul.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-12-20

Proud Father-"I tell you, sir, that
boy of mine will be a wonder!"
Friend (wearily)-"What wonderful
thing has he done now?"
Proud Father-"Why, the other
day he ate all the preserves in the
pantry. overheard him say, as
he smeared the cats face with the
stuff, I'm sorry, Tom, to do this, but
I can't have the old folks suspect
me-"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-12-20
Casey VS.. Marx.

you'll heed me-" cried speaker from
big soap box one day;
you'll heed me when you'll get al.
most nothing for your pay;
You'll heed me if I tell you that you'll
own your motor cars,
You'll ride around like princes and be
smoking black cigars.
No more trampin' round and seeking
long and late;
Everything will be furnished, boys,
and you'll get it from the State.
Money won't be heard of and of jobs
you'll take your pick,
Bank president, or lawyer, or perhaps
you'll heal the sick"
Then up spake old Marty Casey, "You
bet I'll take me pick;
It's the goings on of the likes of you
that makes a fellow sick.'
Frank w. Kingston.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-12-20

Young Reporter ~ The storm king
hurled his torn and tumbling torrents
over the ruins of the broken and dis.
membered edifice.
Old Editor-What's that? What
do you mean, young fellow?
Young Reporter -I-er-the flood
washed away Patrick McDougal's old
soap factory.
Prisoner Ito jailer)-"Put me in
cell 49,"
what for?"
Its the one father used to have"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-12-20

II have d new Dance
"What do you call it?'' -
1.-The Wall Street Wallop.' You
swing corners, change partners, and
sidestep."
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-12-20

In lion hunting we fancy that
whereas Col. Roosevelt would shoot
the animal, President Wilson would
talk to it on the futility of resistance
and ride it home.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-12-20

There is the road to Happiness;
Start now from where you are;
Turn to the right and keep straight on
And you'll not find it far.
Along the path of Willing Feet,
And over Heartease Hill,
Across the fields of Sweet Content,
The stream of Glad Good Will;
Then through the lane of Loving
Heart,
The gate that's called Today,
And down the steps of Little Things
Into the Common Way.
And take the cloak of Charity,
The staff of Wise Employ,
A loaf of Bread of Daily Grace,
"A flask we'll filled with joy;
A word of cheer, helping hand
Some good to give or share,
A bit of song, a high resolve,
A hope, a smile, prayer.
And in the Place of Duty Done,
Beside the Door of Home,
You'll find the House of Happiness
For Happiness does not roam.
Selected.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-12-20
Why Catholics Do Not Attend Protes-
tant Services.

Why Catholics Do Not Attend Protes.
tant Services.
The question is frequently asked |
why Catholics are not allowed to go
to Protestant churches, especially |
since we encourage Professionals to
come to our church. The answer Is
q simple one, though it Is impossible
for Protestants to appreciate it, as it
is impossible for them to realize the
Catholic attitude towards religion and
the church. In the matter Of re.
ligion, Catholics and Professionals
stand on an entirely different plat.
form. The Catholic stands on the
platform of possessor of the truth.
With him religion is not a matter of
speculation-of mere beliefs and opin.
ions-but Of certainty. The Protes-
tant, actually and on the fundamental
principles of his religion, stands on
the platform of a seeker after the
truth. The Catholic knows that his
is the religion established on earth by
Jesus Christ, in which and through
which we are to worship God and
work out our salvation. All other re-
ligions and all other worship. as usurp-
ing in the world the place which His
true religion and worship ought to
have, as such, must be displeasing to
God. For any Catholic to take part
IN them. therefore. would be sinful.
Ones very presence at such worship
III encoura gement to It, q sort Of
semi: approyd of II, and therefore ~
Scooperation rotsstants are going
b sss,oianittIary neither e their principles
a III to their cons ience ~ attending
l. satsolie ssryis sgsi l|Sgs'l
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1913-12-20

lest They Forget.
Hunt out the little lame girl,
The poor boy who is blind;
Hunt out the weary widow
Who thinks the world unkind;
Search down among the novels
Where gladness seldom strays,
And teach the doubling people
There still are Christmas days.
You have been busy planning
To spread your gifts afar,
To add your fair love.tokens
Where Joys and comforts are.
But have you in your gladness
Bestowed one kindly thought
On those ho sit in darkness, : ~,
Whose crusts are dearly bought?
Your heart is full of kindness,
You hear the anthems sung
And gaze up at the windows
Where ribboned wreaths are hung;
You've heard the sweet old story
With reverence retold-
But there are hungry children
Where all is dark and cold.
Hunt out the little lame girl,
The poor boy who is blind;
Hunt out the weary widow
Who thinks the world unkind;
Go down among the victims
OF chance and greed and crime
And cause them to remember
That this Is Christmas time.
Mother.
Sometimes the little lips of him, all
dewey-wet an tender,
Are laid against the lonely breast
that never felt their kiss;
The baby eyes look smilin' up in all
their shinin' splendor-
o, little son, my little son, that
should mourn like this!
Sometimes see him comm through
the furze an purple heather.
An o, the toddlin' feet of him that
never stepped the earth!
An when we're settin' quiet like, him
self and me together,
There's dimpled hands that becker
In the peat smoke on the hearth
The happy mothers childer-surt
they come and lean beside me-
An their eyes 80 full Of pity tina
my own deep tear drops start
An himself so kind and watchfu
that no evil shall betide me
But naught can ease the wear.
ache within my empty heart.
o. Mary up in heaven, If my little sol
be weepin'
(Though heaven is grand, tits lone
ly; an my babe is small, so small
o. take him on your mother heart an
soothe him into sleepin',
I Lest sobbin' through the long, lon
night he hears his mothers cal
Selected.
An absent.minded young man cam
into the grocery with q baby on on
arm and kerosene can on the Other
He set the can on the counter an
said, gently: "sit there moment
dear"
Then, holding the baby out to tn
dazed clerk, he said: "A gallon Q
kerosene In this. please"
GO TO PEARCE'S, BE
4 TWEEN 9TH AND sTFl
\ ON NIcOLLET FOR LA
III -~-Ns N II &c., AAvYre.--~. -
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1913-09-05
R Ed NO : & !

Robert Richard left recently TO
Cumberland. Nd, where has secur
ed employment with the B. & o
Railroad.
Samuel Walker has returned from
a visit to his sister, Mrs. Samue
Spiker, of near Mt. Olive.
Dallas Fravel is suffering from q
case of typhoid fever.
Ernest Baker has returned from a
business trip to Mt. Clifton.
D. S. Snider has returned to his
home in New Jersey, after visit to
Mr.. John Baker and family.
The sick in this neighborhood are
recovering nicely we are glad to
know.
The St. Luke Sunday School will
hold their annual picnic Saturday,
September 9th. A festival will be
held at night.
Miss Lula Rudy has returned
from visit to friends near Wood
stock.