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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

More of that unsanitary stuff
with which garbage contractors
struggle year in and year out was
smeared all over the BAH yard yes
tsday afternoon in the closing
fasco of the present series with the
lebra-striped lads from Padueah
Junction
There were some redeeming fea-
lures 60 Les Miserab1es which serv-
ed to tighten the pangs of a patient
but suffering audience Cairo taking
the long end of the score by con-
sistently hammering away at a GER
tain Igorrote finger named
%Niekies" until he looked like three
cents. Dummy Hughes was there
at all stages of the swatfest. with
Bing EN- Jones a close second. Lin
gle made two very speedy sDectacu-
lar swoops on two hard hit drives
hat looked like they were su revoir
for a couple or three sacks.
As for foozles, chumpy baserun-
ming and dumb plays the visitors
came into the spotlight with hop,
skip and jump laying Cairo's mis-
plays instiae shedows. Artful Brouth-
ers OF Paducah Junction. demon
STATED that he is some high hurlerI
by overlapping tail zeke Taylor
with a fling toward the initial sack
that made the latter jump into the
ether and fling his arms above his
head liss railroad semaphore at
a split switch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
FRECKLEs
Don't Hide Them With Veil, Re-
move Them With the New
Prescription.

An eminent skin specialist recent
y discovered new prescription.
pthine-~douhle strength which is
usually 50 successful in removing
freckles and giving a clear. beauti-
full complexion that II is sold by Paul
|G. Schulz & Sons under an absolute
guarantee to refund the money II 1t
fails.
Don't hide your freckles under a
Veil; get an ounce OF othine and re-
move them. Even the first few APP
plicatlons should show wonder
full Improvement, some of the
lighter freckles vanishing entirely.
Be sure to ask the druggist for the
double strength othine; it Ia this
that is sold on the money-back guar
antee.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
ADJUSTMENTS


but TO sit and listen to their pat
ter drives one crazy from the exer-
tion caused by extraordinary laugh
ter
Emmet's Doggone Dogs closed
this great bill One of 'em wears
some kind Of a diamond collar and
no one begrudges him the posses
sion Of the bauble, if merit counts
for aught in this world Of vodeveel.
There are some fawncy stunts per-
formed by Emmetts CANNES that
are worth the while, interesting. en-
pertaining and rejecting credit on
the patience OF the master, and
particularly the intelligence OF the
dorgs
The bill has not been esualled
since the house opened and it GER
tainly reflects great credit upon the
Chicago parsonage who books the
house for the Interstate Amusement
Co.
Be 1t known right here that this
parsonage is young lady, Miss
Celia Bloom, a shrewd business
woman who constantly looks with
two bright, neen eyes at every angle
of her big department on the ninth
floor of the Majestic Theater build-
ing.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
Kimmel's Great Bill.

1t is not difficult fo- a seeker
after pure and. unadslterated
amusement to obtain value re-
.ceived. if that seeker attends The
Kimmel theater this week end.
The program is diversified and
particularly we'l-balaneed and
chock full Of comedy.
The "old Maids from Arkansas
by the Hayward Sisters is not a
headlner but the two "guris get
their stun over and satisfy the pub
lie and what more can any one
want.
Virginia Grant is some prima
donna possessing pleasing APP
pearance heightened by smile and
magnificent wardrobe with all the
business and good voice. Her
changes are so varied and many
that 1t requires memory and an
adept at optical calisthenies 10 de-
scribe them in detail from tan to
rclrose pink.
There is trio sailing under the
title of Harvey Devora with Mas
Ter John Money or Dough, what
ever 1t may be, that is whoe riot
in itself.
Master John is real shine"
a burrhead only IS years old but
he possesses the natural git Of his
race to extract q hearty laugh Mas
ter John and the grown up part OF
the male trio are apparently lucid,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
Surprising Cure Of Stomach Trouble

Surprising Cure OF Stomach Trouble
Jacob Hindelang, Of Chelsae,
Mich. was III with stomach trouble
and III such bad shape that he lived
tor two months on llme-water and
milk He then began using Cham
berlain's Tablets He says: II am
seyenty-six years Of ago but never in
nay life used any medicine that
cured In such short time as Cham
berlain's Tablets. For sale by all
dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
SAFETY PIN CAUSED
BABY'S PNEUMONIA

New York, May 15. six-months-
old Muriel zeigler is resting In the
Post Graduate hospital today, fol-
lowing the surgical removal OF an
open safety pin swallowed a week
ago At first it was thought the
baby was suffering from pneu-
mnnia. She mad cough. fever and
heavy breathing. But there was no
hardening OF the tissuess, and Or.
Mark Brown resorted to an X-ray
examination, which disclosed the
presence of foreign substance.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
SWATs BY SCOOP.

The Ladies Day jinx held no ter
ror for Big Jawn" and lis follow
ing and they won for the first time
in history or near history that a To-
cal team has won on such a fatal
event.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
oWENsBoRn LOSES AGAIN.

IIopElnsvllIe, Ky Nay Hop
kinsyille tock the last of the series
from the Distillers here this after
noon. Dooley pitched magnificent
ball and was never in danger. John
son vie ded two hits an da wild
pitch in the first coupled with errors
gave the locals two runs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
SUMMARY

Stolen bases Taylor, n'outhers,
Johnson, Jones Engmsn 2, Pavey
Satellite hits-Mccann, Morrison
Payey, Smith.
Two base hits-Jones, Johnson
Hughes >. Marin, stultze.
Dcub plays Frontiers to John,
son
Bases on balls~on stultze II.
Struck out-By stultze 5; Mich.
OILS l.
Time-2:So. rmpire-Ryan.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Little Robert who was just learning
to talk, was never timid in thunder
showers. During heavy storm when
the thunder and lightning were stimuli
taneous he said; oh, MAMMA, see the
pretty sunshine 30 bang!"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Bling En-" Jones Is evidently
some ladies man judging from the
way the fair sex cheered him every
time he went to the bat yesterday
But then the handsome blue-eyed
athlete deserves all Nsorts Of praise
and cheers from both sexes for the
wonderful showing he is making.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

n coal horse, said the magistrate.
"has a pompous stride, There is more
dignity about coal horse than thers
is about provincial mayor"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
Guile In the BARNARD.

t'k that caekles makes a fuss,
I .Hough too old to lay,
p ~ keep the farmer fooled, and thus
Postpone tho fatal day.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
At The Gem.

When it comes to one of the
daintiest singing condolences thai
has ever appeared In Cairo we don
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Manager Marin satisfied himself
yesterday that he could not hold
down the initial pillow as well as
Dummy Hughes and he gracefully
yielded the responsibility to the lat
ter at the proper time. Hughes
simply has no peer at first sack in
this league and his stick work is
showing up as well as ever.
Kid Lingle p-obably won him a
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.

tdIFU II + duUCdH .,
. G1aRksville s.: Henderson /.
Harrisburg IL; ViRcennes 4.
Hopkinsyille 2; Owensboro 0.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
Standing of Teams.

Where They Play.
Cairo al Faducah
Nincennes at Harrisburg.
Iiopk'nsville at Henderson,
Clarksville at 0wensboeo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

berth on the team yesterday by two
sensational catches in the eighth
frame while defending right gar
den. All he needs IS training hos
to step up TO the ball and meet IL
+squarely when he is at bat ana ne
win probably haze so we'd his short
coming.
The locals let this norning to-
Paducah where they play an en-
gascment CT three days including a
Sunday exhibition A large crowd
of fans intend going up f9em here
Sunday to witness the fray
The team goes from Paducah tc
Clerksville fo- three days. thence
! to Hcpkinsylle and they they conc
hone Cor games with elarkssilo and
HopElnsyi le.
Here's hopin' they put il all oyer
/; Paducah today, even if il IS on for
eign grounds,
oyerton, Cairo's fast innelder OF
last year. who has been playing
with Selma, Ala, in the Cotton
States league and who was awarded
to Cairo by Secretary Farrell. re-
fuses 10 come to Cairo. In tele-
gram yesterday to President Cox Of
| the local association he stated he
would not play with Cairo at the
salary stipulated and that he woald
Iappeai his case to the National Cora
mission President Cox immediate y
wi~ed Overton apprising him of SIS
pension If he refuses. to report to
Cairo. Oyerton played Wednesday
at Selma.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
National League.
Philadelnhia DO inningal

Batteries: overall and Archer;
Alexander, Rixey, Brennan, Seaton
and DOOM
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
What sh. saIsnt

What would We nan Se " =, or
hair?"
well. che M DC, ma man.
age to be N ii.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Batteries Dcoley and Kalkoff !;
johnson and Weber.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Score by innings:
PaIncah 2 0 0 ; 0 0 g.
Cairo ..2 o 2 , 20 0-12
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
COAL MINERS WIN,
THE HENS LOSE.

Cla~kWillee, Tenn, May 15.-The
locals humbled the hens here today
In the asst game of the series.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16
American League.

Batteries: Wood and Nunamak-
er; Wielman, Adams and Agnew,
Crossin.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

0ntfielder Eishenb augh and Sec
ond Baseman Pavey we're released
last night by Manager Marin.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Batteries: Robinson and Simon;
nemaree and Wiltse and Meyers,
Hartley.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

observation-disclosures: rain.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Batteries. Frank, Wycoff, Bush
and Lapp; Faulkenburg and Par
IRISH.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Batteries: Johnson and Clarke;
Smith, Dixon, Geyais, Jones and
Whaling.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Batteries: Steele, Perriot, Salleo
and Wingo, McLain; Raglan, Rucker
and Miller.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Here's hopin, they put i, all over
Paducah today, even if il IS on for
eign grounds.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-05-16

Kid Lingle probably won him a
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
The Eight Gallon Keg

For those who like humor as
well as sentiment, the following
taken from the Manson (Iowa)
Democrat. will be found interest
ing and we'll worth reading;
Down on the depot platform,
Bathed in the bleak, winty breeze,
Shy, long ago, Of its contents,
With nothing inside it to freeze;
Shorn Of its former glory,
Tapped Of its last amber dreg,
Bungless. peerless and friendless,
Stands an empty eight gallon key.
There It has stood for fortnight,
Out in the cold and the snow,
With never a prefer Of shelter,
No friends their glad greetings to show.
Friendless, alone and bedraggled,
Feeling, if empty kegs can,
L-iAC tliG lJuiSlSpo am WIN WN0iy VAIN lCi
The thief or the moneyless man.
Once it had friends they were many
Gathered around it one night,
Safe from the prohi's keen vision,
Patting its sides with delight,
Drank they its contents with gusto,
Deep Of its treasures they quaffed,
Listened to song, speech and story,
Guzzled and listened and laughed.
Tanied they long at the spigot,
Till from it the last drop was wrung;
Then twas removed with a malet
And the rest was poured out Of the bung
Into the alley they pitched it,
Out through somebody's back door;
Hurled they anathemas after ii.
Because its fat sides held no more.
Maybe twas somebody's birthday,
His companions would fain celebrate;
And maybe to win voters friendship,
It was furnished by some candidate:
Maybe some fellow got married
And to add to the wedding day cheer,
Had invited the boys" on the quiet
And set up eight gallons Of beer.
Down on the depot platform,
Bathed in the bleak, wintry breeze,
Shy, long ago, Of its contents,
With nothing inside it to freeze:
Shorn Of its former glory,
Tapped Of its last amber dreg,
Bungless, peerless and friendlesS,
Stands an empty eight gallon key.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14

kindness and brotherly love. Bro,
Bryant was kind, loving and in
dulgent father. He was sadly af-
dicted during his later years. We
do not know why these things have
to be. but God knoweth best
Saint Paul tells us to faint not for
our light affections, which is but
for a moment, worketh for us far
more exceeding weight of glory.
Let US not look at the things which
are seen, but at the things which
are not seen, for the things seen
are temporal, but the things which
are not seen are eternal. There
fore be it
Resolved, That we deply and
most efectionately sympathize with
his children and other relatives in
the loss we all have sustained, and
point them to the lamb who only
knows how to sympathize and look
with infinite compassion upon those
who are bereaved.
Resolved, that we, as Masons,
try to emulate his noble purpose.
Resolved, that we spread the
broad mantle Of Masonic charity
around his faults, whatsoever they
may have been, and for ever bury
them in oblivion.
Resolved, that we set apart one
page Of our minute book, and ded-
icate it to his memory.
Resolved, that a copy of these
resolutions be given to each of his
children, and a copy be sent to the
Cumberland Presbyterian church,
and each of the county papers for
publication.
Respectfully submitted,
w. H. KEARNEY,
q. f. DRUMMoND, 7 Com.
r. NJ. RUcKER,
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
A Texas Wonder.

The Texas Wonder cures kidney
and bladder trouble, removes
gravel, cures diabetes, weak and
lame back. rheumatism, and all
irregularity of the kidneys and
bladder in both men and women,
regulates bladder troubles in child
rem. If not sold by your druggist,
will be sent by mail on receipt Of
$1,00. One small bottle is two
months treatment and seldom fails
to perfect a cure. Send for Ten
nessee testimonials, DR.. r. w.
Hall, 1926, Olive street, St. Louis,
Mo. Sold by all druggists.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
For Drainage

Considerable is being said about
the drainage of Beaver Greek in
late issues of your valued publica-
ton. It looks good to see the in
terest taken by the owners Of
property along the creek in this
direction. 1t shows a spirit of
progressiveness and a desire for
better things in the way Of en-.
larged area of cultivatable lands Of
the richest silt in the county, that
if drained would produce record
breaking crops of corn, grass and
pasture, and in short time other
crops, besides being of incalcuable
benefit to health conditions that
now exist, and the turning into
cash of a great amount OF valuable
timber that line its banks and can
not be moved except at large ex-
pense during a very short period
of the year.
1t has been estimated by lumber
men that there is sufficient good
timber to pay all the expenses Of
draining the valley and reclaim
every foot Of land on either side
OF the creek mile wide the whole
length of the proposed district,
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
TEACHERS MEETING
To be Held in Huntingdon Sat-
urday, March

The teachers Of Carroll county
will hold their next meeting at
Huntingdon, Saturday, March /.
Following is the program:
/. Devotional Exercises, Reys.
johnson and Ogle.
2. Advantages Of Consolidated
Schools" Miss Julia King and
Frank Smothers.
8. "Vitalizing English in the
Public Schools" Prof. F. L.
Browning, Of Atwood, and Prof.
E. II. Edwards, of Trezevant.
4. "How / Have Succeeded with
New Plans this Year." each
teacher.
5. Corn and Tomato Clubs
and How to Organize Them, =
Superintendent NJ. L. Hardin, Of
Benton county; H. D. Tate, state
agent Farmers Cooperative Dem
onstration Work, jackson, and
Thomas A, Early, special agent
Farmers Cooperative Demonstra-
ton Work, Memphis.
6. "A County High School fol
Carroll County and Higher Edu-
cation" Prof. E. B. Williams,
Of Lavinia. Discussion each
teacher.
I. school Organization and
Discipline" Prof. j. H. Bayer, Of
Huntingdon.
5. Educational Address" Elk.
State Superintendent r. L. Jones
president Of the Middle Tennessee
Normal
8. Educational Outlook fol
Tennessee" State Superintendent
j. w. Brister.
Every teacher in the county i!
urged to be present with some
thing good for the association.
j Plans for next years work will
be outlined by the county superin
tendent and others.
From 10 to / O'clock banque
be6tting the occasion and th,
teachers of Carroll county will b,
prepared at Hotel Olive, and eacl
teacher and speaker is cordially
invited to participate and hell
make it an hour of great socia
pleasure. Most respectfully,
w. T. FoRBEss, Chm.
D. I. BARHILL, Supt.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
Resolutions Of Respect

The solemn notes that betoken
the DISSOLUTION of another spirit
has again sounded the alarm at our
outer door. The grand master of
the universe has summoned the
spirit Of our beloved brother,
Aaron Rufus Bryant, into His
eternal presence, there to be free
from the fflictions of this transit
orv existance, to enjoy the sweet
rest Of endless duration.
Bro. Bryant was born December
IL, 1885, and died December [,
1913, aged Is years, III months
and q days. He professed relig-
ion in early life and united with
the Cumberland Presbyterian
church at Pleasant Green, Of which
he lived a faithful, CONSTANT mem
Der for fifty years. He served
that church as ruling elder for
many years. He was a kind neigh
Dor and a loyal friend. The writer
knew him for twenty-five years,
most Of that time living neighbors
and coming in close contact with
him in religious and Masonic fra
ternity. | can truthfulIy say for
one to knew Bro. Bryant was to
love him.
He was married to Sarah Abbott,
January %, 1858, and to this union
was born seven children, four OF
whom survive him; two died in in
fancy. Mrs. Sallie Bryant Walker
died three pears ago. Those sur
wing are Mrs. W. T. Hames.
Mrs. S. c. Hames, J. f. Bryant
and R. u. Bryant. Bro. Bryant
was also married to Ella Bradford,
lof Greenfield, Tenn, February,
1900; she died February. 1909
He was initiated an entered APP
prentice Mason, where he served
with credit, and was passed to the
degree of fellowcraft and wrought
we'll his time there in giving the
oil of JOY to where so ever he
found them. He was raised to the
sublime degree of Master Mason,
April ], 1866, and ever afterward
spread the cement of Joy, peace,
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
Compulsory Education

The present legislature will
very likely pass the compulsory at
tendance school law drafted by
Superintendent John w. Bristow.
The educational committee Of the
senate voted unanimously for it
Monday. Those who have been
carelessly keeping their children
out of sc'lcol might as well make
ready to start the little fellows in.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
Motto Of First Meeting Of creditors

In the District Court of the United
States for the Eastern Division
of the Western District Of Ten
nessee. In Bankruptcy.
In the matter of Pleasant Will
liam Argo, bankrupt.
In bankruptcy, No. CIT.
To the creditors Of p. w. Argo,
of Newbills, Tenn, in the County
of Carroll and district aforesaid, a
bankrupt.
Notice is hereby given that or
the 10Th day OF February, "A. d.
1913, the said Pleasant William
Argo was duly adjudged bankrupt;
and that first meeting of his cred.
itors will be held at my Office in
Huntingdon, Tenn, on the 22nd
day of February, A. D. 1918, at
O'Clock p. M, at which time the
said creditors may attend, prove
their claims, appoint a trustee
examine the bankrupt and transact
such other business as may prop
erly come before said meeting.
All parties indebted to said Argo
are hereby warned not to pay him,
bat will pay the trustee wher
elected.
This February 10, 1918.
PEARL w. MADDOX,
Referee in Bankruptcy.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY IA, 1918
TEMPERANCE SENTIMENT

The passage Of the Webb bill
through the house of congress last
Saturday by such a big majority,
the vote being GAO for the bill to
65 against it, and its substitution
for the Kenyon-Sanders bill in the
senate Monday and the passage
there BY such a decisive vote, is a
wonderful victory for the cause
Of TEMPERANCE.
The large vote received for the
measure shows clearly the exist
ance Of a strong anti-liquor senti-
ment over the nation. The strong
democratic support the measure
received shows that in the estima-
ton Of the leading democrats Of
the nation it is not undemocratic
to oppose whisky. In fact it is
very much democratic to be in
faver Of its restriction, even to
the point of its prohibition.
The bill was fought by the
organized whisky interests, and
some OF the strongest men in both
branches Of congress opposed its
passage but the vote was wonder
fully decisive all the same.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
Methodist Minister Recommends
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy

Rev. James "a. Lewis, Milaca,
Mimi, writes: "Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy has been needed
and welcome guest in our home
for a number of years. / highly
recommend it to my fellows as be-
ing a medicine worthy Of trial in
cases of colds, coughs and Group"
Give Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
a trial and we are confident you
will find it very effectual and con-
tinpe to use it as occasion requires
for years to come, as many others
have done. For sale by all dealers.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14

and then ada millions . The pres
cat value, and besides. from the
taxpayers point Of view, eliminate
bridges and protecting levees and
providing money for road build
ing and repairs. It's worth while.
CITIZEN.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
School Disbursement

The county superintendent has
drawn warrants against the school
fund of Carroll county to date to
the amount of $21, 567.14 as fol
lows: Teachers salaries, $15,-
974.S4; new buildings and sites,
50. 1896; furniture and fixtures,
$919.26; county board Of eduea.
ton, So; school census, $142. IA;
fuel, $l,154.91; all other expenses,
$461.63.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-02-14
Are You a Cold Sufferer

Take DR.. Kings New Discovery.
The best cough, cold, throat and
lung medicine made. Money re-
funded if it fails to cure you. Do
not hesitate take it at our risk.
First dose helps. j. r. Wells,
Floydada, Texas, writes: "Dr.
Kings New Discovery cured my
terrible cough and cold. ! gained
Is pounds" Buy it at Patrick
Drug Co.