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The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14
JUDGE LANKFORD
LECTURES YOUTH
WOULD HELP REPUTATION
BEING LIKE A MULE" BOY
WAS ASSESSED LOWEST FINE
BY THE COURT.

That. boy is "sort of like a mule"
was the doctrine laid down by Judge
| Eugene Landlord yesterday in assess
ing fine against Elmer Tanner, an
1S-year-old youth, pleading guilty to
charge of disturbing the peace And
being like a mule, the court said, he
should not be indicted for trivial Of
fenses, and the boy on his part should
be careful to keep his name off the
criminal docket.
"a mans reputation" the court
continued, addressing the youth, "is
worth more than all the money he can
make if he lives to be 1000 years old.
Money does not make the man, though
it may help him along, but his reputa-
tion does. If man gets bad repu-
tation it ruins him. This charge
against you is helping to make your
reputation. If you will promise me
that in the future you will keep your
name off the criminal dockets of your
country, Will make your fine the low
est that can be assessed"
Young Tanner readily entered into
the contract and the lowest fine was
assessed.
In charging the grand jury, Judge
Lankford laid special emphasis on the
enforcement of the cigarette law.
"a short time ago." the court said,
''in one county of my district a man
pleaded guilty to giving away ciga-
rette papers, and at the same time ad-
mitted that his own son had a few
weeks before died as a result of smok-
ing cigarettes. Besides this" Judge
Landlord said, many boys and men
die much sooner than they would 9TH
erwise, because their constitution has
been undermined through the use of
cigarettes"
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14

nor would cost $4,000. Senator Go
ing then took the floor and delivered
an hours speech, scathingly ridicul-
ing those who favored an immed ate
organization, and putting himself on
record as being for Hal L. Norwood
for senator He said the people want
ed Joe T. Robinson for governor. He
was interrupted from time to time by
other senators, and the repartee was
sparkling. Senator Covington also
spoke for immediate organization, and
he, too, showed a command of the
powers of denunciation.
1t was finally moved that vote be
taken, but it was superseded by a mo-
tion to adjourn, which carried after
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14
. CASES MENINGITIS
REPORTED NEAR HERE

Three cases of meningitis, two of
them fatal, have been reported near
Conway, two fatal cases in the Tucker
family about seven miles east of town
and one case in the Wilkinson family
two miles west of Conway. At the
meeting of the County Medical Society
this afternoon, the doctors all agreed
that there was no occasion for alarm,
as the cases were all in isolated COM
munities and no one visiting in the
homes where the disease appeared.
However, every precaution will be TAX
en- to prevent spread of this malady.
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14
FAULKNER COUNTY,
MEDICS MET TODAY

The Faulkner County Medical So
ciety met this afternoon and elected
the following officers: DR.. J. S. West
erfield, president; DR.. G. w. Blakeley,
vice president; DIR. l. N. McCollum,
secretary; DR.. c. H. Dickerson, coun-
cilor; DR.. G. S. Brown, delegate, and
DR.. w. r. Greeson, alternate, to the
State Medical Society.
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14

Human Hearts," one of the most
popular dramas ever produced on the
American stage, will be seen in the
movies" at the Arkway tonight. This
is something good and should not be
missed by lovers of good, legitimate
amusement. (adv.)
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14

Mr.. and Mrs. Jerry drummer and
Mrs. Kate drummer and daughter,
Mary, are in Morrilton today attend
ing the Bolton-Shafer wedding.
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14

FOR RENT.

Six-room residence, good barn, six
large lots, all for rent, $3.50 year;
west of Central College. See F. M.
Morgan.-dtf (adv.)
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14
BOTH BODIES
ORGANIZE TODAY
Specis. to the Log Cabin Democrat

Specis. to the Log Cabin Democrat
Little Rock, Jan. 14.-Both branch
es of the legislature were organized
this morning, and the first bill intro
duced was one to transfer the capitol
fund of $4,000 to the general reye-
nue. fund, that it might be available
for legislature expenses.
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14
WEATHER FORECAST.

Tonight and Wednesday, increasing
cloudiness and warmer.
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14

Frederick Halter, Matthew Hess, Au-
gust Hahn and the families of Antonv
Molx, Phillips Nabholz, Hubbard
drummer and Herman Imboden.
The log cabin Democrat., 1913-01-14

Mr.. and Mrs. Harry N. Legg are
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. J. N. Legg.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1913-02-28
MASQUERADE BALL
;''ven By The Fire Department On
Friday Was One Of The Largest
Events Of The Season.

The masqueradeis is now a thing
t the past, bat not one that
| vi! soon be forgotten. Those
Who attended, and nearly every
me did. reported as having had
| ne OF the best times in many
loons. The receipts for the
venjng were S13G. sc, neat
|l,n that Will aid the fire BOYS in
urchasing more equipment. Mr..
Akers with his orchestra fur
|ished the music and kept the
| |ol!y crowd in good spirits from
p. m. until shortly after 5 the
leXt morning. 1t was surpris-
ing to note the number of per-
ons who came masked and VEN
Jred forth to cop" the var
)us prizes that had been offered
y the town merchants. Those
,ho came out lucky were:-
Miss Gladys Speelman who re-
eived the bottle Of perfume Of
cred by the Elk. Drug Co. for
he best costume. -
! Vincent Fuqua who received
Ele hat from The Eagles Nest.
or being the best gentleman
alter.
Mrs. Emma Merriam who re-
>eived the gloves offered by the
'eck Co. to the best lady walt
er.
Lloyd Dague received the
'booby'' prize, a box of cigars
'.ven by John Ryan to the pool-
st tWO-stepper.
Ray Delaney and Alfred Olsen
.:aiked away with the pair of
hoes offered by the Charters
20. for the most comical costume
nd the knife offered by 8. NJ.
'avis for the best tramp cos
ume.
Ali in all the dance was one of
he best held in Ekalaka for ma
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1913-02-28

be barred We want all Of the
old timers, as we'll as the young
folks, to come and try to have a
good old-fashioned time. The
Committee will try to introduce
you to everyone else. Music by
the Akers Orchestra. Prompting
by Prof. J. r. Lane. Tickets,
81. so.
It has been reported that one
of our new dairy farmers ran out
Of oil for his separator last week,
and in lieu thereof used nair oil
for fabrication. The result was
startling, as the microbes came
out of the milk with hair on them
two inches long. Moral: Impos-
sible to duplicate this only in the
great state Of Montana.
DR.. Cure-em all in his latest
1913 almanac assures US that from
the 23rd until the 28th we would
be visited with a genuine dose of
spring weather, hot air galore
and flowers would even begin to
bloom. We dug up our bathing
suit and ordered a new panama
just to NEE the theromome .
gown down on a visit to Mr.. 1S
below.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1913-02-28
LOCALETS.

Mrs. Geo. Boggs left Wednes-
day for Rochester, Minn., where
she will make a short visit.
Mrs. Carl Smith LETT Saturday
for a visit with relatives in the
State of Nebraska.
Miss Mary Wash of Tie Creek
is spending a few days in town,
the guest of Mrs. H. w. Ewalt.
Geo. Boggs is spending this
week at the county, seat, being
called there to inspect horses
sold at the recent sales there.
Miss Stella Olsen has returned
from a trip to the Pacific coast.
She was accompanied here by her
sister Mrs, j. F. Divine who will
spend a short time visiting her
parents on Beaver creek. :.
IfGeo. Washington didn t turn
over on the occasion of his BIRTH
day last Saturday, it wasn't the
fault of some of the boys. They
certainly furnished the where
with" to do the stunt with.
J. w. Grant returned this week
from Belle Fourche where he
went to take over a shipment of
horses that will be placed on sale
here to morrow at the 4th regular
combination sale. Brice Lambert
went with him on the trip and iu
company with Robt. Lamb of
Belle Fourche brought the horses
in this week.
Grant & Fuqua have annouced
a big free dance for tomorrow
night, The event will be held in
the Elite hall and Akers' Orches-
ira has been secured to furnish
the music. The dance is given as
a finish event for their big sale
tomorrow. Everyone is invited to
attend and enjoy themselves af
the expense of these up-to-date
boosters.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1913-02-28
THE NEWS OF TOWN
he Happenings in And Around
The Town. Some Things That
You May and May Not Know.

You May and May Not Know.
Free dance tomorrow evening
in the Elite Hall. Given by Grant
& Euqua. y
VIM. Mowbray went out to his
ranch at Midland Sunday for a
few days. visit.
AKERS ORCHESTRA. Write
COR early dates. Address, w. P.
Akers, Willard.
Halle Campbell is on his way
home from Miles with an 1900
pound stallion for George Boggs.
Will some one kindly furnish
us with a recipe for making the
microbes in cream do the churn-
ing?
Our merchant farmers, G. G.
Grant and w. H. Peck, are max
ing great preparations for farm
ing this spring.
Those wishing any shoe repair
ing done may leave their work
at The Variety Store, where it
will be4taken care Of. -
For Sale-One pure bred Po-
land China boar. A bargain as
| can not use him any longer. -
D. u. Surface, Ekalaka.
Notice-To those wishing po-
tatoes, re-cleaned millet, seed
wheat or blue stem wheat. Call
at my place mile south of town.
Prices right. &C. E. Parks.
Tuesday is the 4th, the day
when President-elect Woodrow
Wilson takes the presidential
chair. Wonoer if this will cause
any change in the weather?
VIM. Spencer came down from
J Miles City Wednesday for short
visit with his friends here. Bill is
located on powder river now days
where he is looking. after his
horses.
Dr.. B. 3. Sandy was in town
the fore part Of the week looking
after a number Of his patients.
Vile in here he entered his name
upon the Eagle S subscription
books for year.
August Freese returned this
week from a visit in Minnesota.
While away Nv Freese consulted
with the Mayo Bros. at Rochester
in regard to his health but he
was not oblidged to undergo any
operation.
In the twenty years ago col
.umn Of the Daily Star at Miles
City we note that }. p. Hedges
of this place lost a portion OF his
second finger on the LETT hand.
Old timers will no doubt remem-
ber the event, but probably not
as well as DR.. Hedges himself.
An Old Time dance will be Civ
en- by Canton Custer No. 6 P. NJ.
on March II, at the l. O. Q. F.
Hall. There will be all kinds of
the old-fashioned dances, from the
quadrille to the heel and toe pol
ka. The waltz will be in style,
but the new Turkey Trot, Bunny
Hug and Spitznoodle Twist will
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1913-02-28

ny months and the committees in
charge feel we'll repaid for their
work. The hall was tastefully de-
corated by Messers Carey and
Ryan.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1913-02-28
CHURCH NOTES.

The Revival Meetings have
been continued this week with
increasing interest. On Fridav
and Saturday nights of this
week the services are for chile.
rem. Services for next Sunday
are:- Sunday schoo. at 1915 am.
Christian Endeavor at Ills d.
m. Worship at 2::30, the subject
being The Immovable Life"
and services at 7::3O, Theme:
"Baptism". These special meet
ings have been a blessing tc
many souls.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1913-02-28

Bert Maxwell returned on last
nights stage from visit of sew
eral months at his old home ir
Georgia.
Among the horses shipped in
by J. w. Grant this week was d
small Shetland pony that Jess Sc
cured for his young son.
For Sale-Early seed potatoes
and Success or Beardless Barley.
&C. n. Schneider, Willard.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

ed ohf, Bender to McInnis. Doyle
flewfDut to Strunk No runs, no
hits Eno errors.
Piiladelphia: Shafer now play
ing center field and Herzog third
basex for New York, Snodgrass'
LEGS being too weak to stand the
strain. Oldring grounded out,
Demaree to Merxle. Collins flew
out to Burns. Baker grounded
out. Doyle to Merkle. No runs,
no hits. no errors.
Fourth Inning.
New York; Fletcher flew out
to Collins, Burns popped out to
Baker. Shafer struck out. BEN
der seemed to pitch much better
than he did at the opening Of the
sen1e No runs. no hits. no err
s Philad elphfa: Mcrnnis ground.
"a ouf DOYLE to Merkle. atrunx
1l44l4d Barry singled. Sfrunk
tAk1n9 thjrd. Barry went ID eco
opd o. <He throW~in4 Gehanx IN
Eled, 4c0rin1 8truu7< ana Ee ~.
Ne took recond 81 tho thfo,1-In,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

QUIBBLE over
SUM FOR NOME
SUFFERERS

The mayor and Controller
Meads may not get their plans
through the city commission to
pay $500 out of the city treasury
for the Nomo sufferers.
J "I'll give $40 IL you will take
up a collection but 1t is Illegal
and we have no right to take the
money out of the treasury" said
Owen Woods.
Mills came up for $40 also but
insisted that the commissioners
had no right to violate the law
even II the controller was willing
now to wink at it and pay out the
peoples money.
Seeing he was in hole by
suggesting the council vote money
illegally which he protested
against recently. Controller Meads
laid SO bill on the table. say
ing he would give IS and get the
rest out of his office force.
The mayor insisted the city
should get the money out of the
treasury.
No action was taken hut the
mayor said he would bring In an
ordinance Monday to pay $500 to
Nome. - ~ :
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
GIANTS RALLY
CAME TOO LATE
FOR VICTORY

4 F +
PHILADELPHIA. Oct. 10. -
Despite the great rally of Nc
Graw's men in the seventh and
eighth innings. the Philadelphia
Athletics won the fourth game of
the worlds series at Shibe park
this afternoon. Merlxle. who was
partly to blame for today's de-
feat, almost overcame the disad-
vantage he gave his team by maxi
Ing homer in the seventh with
two men ON the bases.
Demaree was hit hard and was
later relieved by Rube Marquard
The Rube held the Athletics
safe for the rest Of the game.
The Athletics are anxious for
another crack at Mathewson.
After today's game the players
don't share In the receipts. Their
share now totals $1O8.355. Mer-
xle's ankle is much better and he
may play the entire game. The
park is in good condition. A
monster crowd is present.
The Athletics put one over in
the second when .McInnis started
the ball rolling with a single, adj
vancing on Strunk's sacrifice.
Barry then came over with dou-
BILE, scoring Mac.
Snodgrass attempted to play in
today's game. but his weak ankle
gave him trouble. forcing him to
retire in the third. Shafer went
to center, Herzog taxing third.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
WHAT CANAL is LIKE

Canal zone contains 436 square
miles, Of which 1s5 square miles
are represented by Gatun and
Miraflores lakes and the canal.
Length of canal from deep
water on Atlantic side to deep
water on Pacific side so miles;
from shore line to shore line. 40
niles. =
Going from Atlantic to Pacific
vessels enter approach channel in
Limoh bay to go to Gatun, Z
miles thence lifted by three
ldcxs S5s feet to Gatun lake
4hrouEfi which will go "a miles
to Bs 0pispo, where Culebra Cut
will beentered; pass through Cut
8 miller TO Pedro Miguel and be
lowered go 1-3 feet through a
lock ~, the surface of Miraflores
lake Whence l. La miles to Mira
flores locks and lowered "a 2-S
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

feet by two locks to sea level and
pass out channel IL miles to
Pacific; total distance travelled
so miles.
Time required for passage, 10
to IL hours.
Extreme height of canal above
sea level, S5 feet at Gatun LAKE.
Locks. IL in number in 6 pairs,
3 at Gatun, 1 at Pedro Miguel, 2
at Miraflores.
Time required to go through
locks, 3 hours.
Total cost OF canal to U. 3.
(estimated). $375.O0O,0OO.
Force required to work, $4,000
men.
Time required by U. s. to build
canal with actual completion
fixed for December 1, 1919. and
time taken from date OF begin
ming. May 5. 1so4). 8 years ]
fnnufh
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

UCVdu 10 OCCdU.
With the blowing up Of the
Gamboa dixie the Panama canal
was technically opened. A tele-
graphic signal from the president
was received by Goethals prompt
ly at 2 o'clock. Instantly the
chief engineer gave the signal for
the first blast. A roar of 400
charges of dynamite planted In
the dyke responded. The earth
trembled as II it was SHAKEN by
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
COL. JOAB In
COURT AGAIN

Col. Joab. knocked out by the
1oart in his attempt to compel the
city to pay the election CLERK, is
back again in court with an
amended petition to try again.
His amended petition insists the
clerk was worth the money there
fore the city must pay but the
court once struck this contention
out Of his former petition so the
city attorneys do not expect Joab
to last long when the case comes
up.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

an earthquake. Waiting dredges
cleared away the debris in readi-
ness for the next explosion of
400 charges of dynamite. The
loosened earth was cleared away
by dredges. The dyke was grad
ually reduced until Gatun lake
waters flowed through freely. En-
gineers believe that small craft
will be able to pass through in
a fortnight.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
TO HAVE LUNCHES.

Mothers of the Lowell, Parent
Teachers association yesterday
decided that the children who go
to the schools should have hot
lunches and scheme is on foot
to provide the little ones with
something warm to eat at cost
of from one to three cents apiece
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

FOR THE BENEFIT of those who
failed to get that we will state
that an illustrated chrome. a
copy of the dictionary and a
can opener are usually furnish
ed with It.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

Every whistle whistle Washington, every
United
tho most enaemc ooter the anu roaster loose
o'clock time. morning.
upon mlIions po unds Of spent
joyous and tremendous Tacoma
tongue it frantic hysral glad
8 The Panama canal is open.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

Working girl at South James,
port. L. l., accidentally swallowed
q half-dollar. and doctors are try
ing to determine whether the
money is lost or saved.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
GAMBOA DAM
IS BLOWN UP
Tacoma Celebrates Opening of Great Waterway
Canal Is Now Open From End to End.
BULLETIN

COLON, Canal Zone, Oct 10.-The Gamboa dam,
the last remaining obstruction in the Panama canal
was blown up at o'clock today by tremendous
charge of dynamite. This opens the big canal from
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
Totals !, 80 6 9 "a 8

Summary: Stolen bases -
Burns. Murray, Collins. Sacri-
flee hits Strunk. Two base hfta
Barry 2. Three bano
hits-Shafer, Oldring. Home run
-Merkle. Struck out BY Ben-
der s, by Marquard Q. Bases on
balls--Off Demaree /, Off Mar
guard Q. off Bender 1. Hit BY
pitched ball-Murray by Bender
Passed ball---McLean.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
GRANTED DlIVORCE

Marie Thorpe was granted. a
divorce from Elmer Thorpe
Thursday. He must pay her $I60
and SIS attorney fees. .,-r & /
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
ATHLETICS NOSE OUT VICTORY
Through the Times Mayor Sends MESSAGE
OF Congratulation to Colonel Goethals
Colonel George Goethals,
Tacoma, Wash, Oct. 10th.

Colonel George Goethals,
Colon
Sir Realizing
of the practically completed Panama Canal
devotion, ustworhness intellectual
credit yourselves and especially
WIN
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
rs THERE ANYTHING SO pitiful
as a dethroned mind?

OUTSIDE OF A GRADUATE Of a
school Of journalism we don't
know of anything.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

THE COMMERCIAL CLUB plans
to have a spelling bee. The
question arises: Will there
"bee" any spelling?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

ARE YOU A New Thoughtist?
We wish We were. Then we
could write some good stuff
for this column.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
HOW TACOMA WILL GAIN
via Panama. Via Cape Horn. D

Difference In all distances to Europe
,anal and via Cape Horn:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

Murphy. Grant batting for Ma
| lQuard fouled ont to echanE. IA
runs. no hits, nd errorn-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10
THIS DAY IN TACOMA %
YEARS AGO:
A heavy rain fell heavily this

j THIS DAY IN TACOMA 20
YEARS AGO:
A heavy rain fell heavily this
morning. X
Determined to run to earth
the kidnapers of the mayors
son at any cost. the police are
now WORKING in conjunction
with Gumdrop Domes. the
noted English sleuth. 1t is
expected that woman in the
case will be found shortly.
= Tom Doodle is SO intoxicated
now that he has to lay in bed
and drink through a hose.
The bank is short of funds
today. Last night the cashier
left for Canada, taking too
much expense money.
Biggest shoes for women at
smallest prices at Smalley's.
ADV.
DID YOU MAKE any noise this
morning?
SOMEBODY DID, that's cinch.
HERE IS the only thing about
the Panama canal that bothers
US: How do you pronounce
Colonel Goethals' name?
ARE YOU A New Thoughtist?
We wish we were. Then we
could write some good stuff
for this column.
DAY OF ATONEMENT is observ-
% ed here today. This is for peo-
pie who bet on the Giants yes
terday.
NO, FELIX, do not grow alarmed
that the canal will not open If
the button fails to operate
when President Wilson presses
1t. 1t will open whether he
presses a button or not.
THERE, WE HAVE gone and
told you a secret which we
should not have done.
THIS DAY IN HYSTERICS:
We lost our history of the
world. 4S9 pages. bound in half
calf, this morning, so there
will be no history lesson.
WHAT'S THE USE of the Eng
lish authorities trying to feed
- suffragettes by force? They
can find lots of people who will
eat without any force being
used at all.
HEADLINE SAYS: Black and
Reds Riot. In fact we suppose
one might refer to 1t as riot
of color.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

Totals ..36 b II ~
sRan for Mclean In 5th.
SEATED for Demaree in bth.
@s@Batted for Wilson In 9th.
.*Batted for Marquard in 9th.
PhiIadelphia.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

DAY OF ATONEMENT is observ-
= ed here today. This is for peo-
pie who bet on the Giants yes
terday.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

HEADLINE SAYS: Black and
Reds Riot In fact we suppose
one might refer to 1t as riot
of color.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

NO, FELIX, do not grow alarmed
that the canal will not open If
the button fails to operate
when President Wilson presses
1t. 1t will open whether he
presses a button or not.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

HERE IS the only thing about
the Panama canal that bothers
US: How do you pronounce
Colonel Goethals' name?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

THERE, WE HAVE gone and
told you a secret which we
should not have done.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

THIS DAY IN MYSTERIES:
We lost our history of the
world. 489 pages. bound in half
calf, this morning, 80 there
will be no history lesson.
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WHAT'S THE USE of the Eng
lish authorities trying to feed
. suffragettes by force? They
can find lots of people who will
eat without any force being
used at all.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

Eft yourself 10 knowing and be-
heving that the Times prints
more exclusive news st0rics
than any other afternoon news-
paper In Tacoma. Don't enko
our word for Il. Read t.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-10

DID YOU MAKE any noise this
morning?