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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-17

Totals. az - II Iotais- 20 'l-o -
.Battcd for Johnston in ninth.
iBalenti out. hit by batted ball.
Boston / . y OF
ST Louis ... o o 90
Rlns-Speaker e., Wagner Leonard. Two
base hits-Speakcr CO, Pratt Hooper. Williams.
Sacrifice hits-Lewis, Leonard Sacrifice nF-
Gardner Stolen bases-Austin, McAllistcr.
Speaker. Wagner. III. Double rlays-Baleati,
Pratt and Brief Shotten to Brief; Janvr1n
Wagner TO Engle. Left on bases-St. Louis. .:
Boston - Bases on balls-Of Leverenz. =: on
Leonard 3 Hit by pitcher-By Leonard tAus-
TIM. Struck out2By Leverenz. ): by Leonard
g. Umpires-Messrs. McCsreevy and Connolly.
Time of game-1 hour and So minutes.
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3 in I innings: Oh Mcconnell. none In inning.
sacrifice hits-scott. Lord, Chase. Double plays
Weaver to Chase; Berger to Weaver to Chase
on balls-On Fisher, /; OF Scott, 2: Struck
out-By Fisher. A. by Scott, 2; BY Mcconnell.
1. Umpires-Messrs. Egan ana Dfneen. Time
Of game-1 hour and IS minutes.
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Pulls Blackburn Back

CHICAGO, August 16.-The Chica 60
Americans today recalled Shortston
Lena" Blackburn from the Milwaukee,
American Association team.
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| Not counting Konetchy of st. Louis and
his one won. no lost. record against the
| Chicago team, Mathewson and Demaree
| Of New York and HUMPHREYS of Chicago
( are tied for the lead I'm the National
l Log The first five.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-17

+Eatted Tor Gsiaor in ninth.
Wash n2toH. ..-...... - I ~ - t-,;
ItctroIT .-...4.,.4.E y u q o.
TWo-hsse h.t,-La porte. MocIer Three ha So
hits -Ganai Milan Left bases-WashiD..
ton. g. Detroit. !. First base srrors-.W asa
inStoc. .: Detroit, ]. Umpires-Nessrs. OLouah-
IN ard Sheridan. Time Of game nour and 4.
minutes.
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IRAN for Mclean in the third inning.
fBatted for MatheUson In the third inning.
IBatted for Wiltse In the eighth inning
Pittsburgh. ......... :; o o O o O-s
New York. ........... o u q o y 0-6
Runs-Carey. viox ~, Wagner e.. Miller,
Wilson, Mitchell. Burns. Shafer Snodyrass
Thorpe. Mccormick. Wiltse. First base on er-
rors-Pittsburgh. q New York. 1. Two-base hits
-yiox and Mitchell. Three-base ht-A. Wilson.
Home runs-Wagner aud Shafer. Sacrifice hit
Shafer. Stolen base-Snodgrass. Left on bases
New York, &: Pittsburgh. 8. Double plays-yiox.
Fletcher and Merkle: Doyle and Mcrkle. Bases
on balls-On Adams. 2: Oh McQuillan 1. Struck
out-By Mathewson. 2: BY Adams. 3: by Me-
Quillan, /. Hits-On Mathewson in 3 In
nings; of wiltse. in innings: OH Demarcr.
none in inning: Oh Adams. In 5 innings: OF
McQullan ) in 4 innings. Umpires-Messrs
KLEIN and Orth. Time OF game hours.
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BENTLEY PITCHES WELL.
Lets Rockville Down With One
Scratch Hit.
,ecial Dispatch to The Star.

SptCIdl DIsIdtCu 10 Iue otdf.
ROCKVILLE. Md. August 10
In a game between the Brookeville and
Rockville teams at the fair grounds here
this afternoon Jack Bentley. the young
southpaw of Sandy Spring. this county.
who recently signed with Griffti1's Ma
tionals. let the Rockville sluggers down
with one scratch hit and held them score
less in a Swimming contest. the Brooke
willie boys scoring eleven runs.
But twenty men faced him in the six
innings and only one reached second base.
He struck out ten Out Of Ave times at
bat. Bentley connected for three safe hits
one a two-bagger. A large number OF
Bentley's Brookeville and Sandy Spring
friends saw him perform.
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Score by innings:

prootevi,Ie , o ] Ill IL !
Rockville. ..........-- u " j .
Batferes--For Rockville = Hamilton coupard
aud NcGaha For Observation-Disclosures and
Browp
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JOHNSON Is SUFFERING
WITH A SORE SHOULDER
Walter Has Not Really Been Able to Do
Himself Justice, So Lame Has Been
His Arm-Team Is Hitting MECH
Better Now.

Special Dispatch 10 The Star.
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The Summaries.

Continued on Second Page.l
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02

ra proveera a nuestra regreso- este
sera 10 que piensen y 81 no 10 piensan
ellos, seran los agentes de emigration
quienes sc 10 surgieran.
Y desechado ell riesgo de hallar
expedite ell regreso Squien habra que
no sc lance la aventura, la tentati-
va de enriquecerse Ell ell pals lejano que
siempre Sc nos antoja una terra de
promision?
Podemos ir que, 81 no nos convene,
no faltara quien nos vaya a buscar.
Yesto es 10 que no debe suceder otra
vez.
Ell que Sc vaya ha de volver por su
cuenta 81 quiere volver Y ha de ser
as1 porque nj es justo que ell pals Sc
dedique sufragar estos gastos de pre-
carlo turismo, nj en- los esp1ritus apoca-
dos es bueno alentar acaso prematuros
decaimientos que hagan impossible to-
do triunfo denfnitivo, porque el hom-
bre que sale abrirse camino en- ell
mundo, luchando brazo partido con
los obstaculos que veces llegan pare
Ger insuperables, debe tener por enten-
dido que no hay medic de retroceder
en- ell empeno. O Sc vuelve triunfador
8 no Sc vuelve. Herman Cortes nos dio
ell ejemplo, quemando las naves que hu-
bieran sido para los menos esforzados
una tentaci6n.
Los que eSta veZ Sc marchen, Sepan
que las naves del regreso han sido que
madas como aquellas gloriosas carabe.
las de Cortes. Y sabiendo este, iran
los que vayan resueltos a todo los que
no Sc arredren por la lucha que les es-
pera, los que puedan contrarrestar
las anoranzas del lar native con ell no
bic orgullo de volver triunfante 8 de
no volver jamas.
La garantla del regreso anularia en-
muchos la decision, la constancia, la
perslstencia en- la lucha hasta esa de-
sesperacion que, en- muchos casos. da
tambien ell triunfo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
Otra vez Ell problema

Ell exodo ha comenzado va. De varios
puertos de la Isla han salido para San
to Domingo, para Colombia, para Gu
ba, varias familias de trabajadores. La
crisis Sc va acentuando una de sus
manifestations alarmantes es esa de la
emigraci0n
Els verdad que en- nuestros campos
hay mucha miseria, es cierto que ell
hambre amenaZa Otra veZ al trabaJa-
dor campesino y ante esa amenaza, ma
ola tiene de eXtrano que Sc abra una san
grfa despobladora en- los sitios en- que
la amenaza del paro sea mas inminen-
te.
Pero por muchas que sean las causas
que simple vista puedan explicar la
salida de esos puertorriquenos hacia
tierras extranas, es facil advettir que
esas emigraciones por grupos de fami-
las no Sc realizan sin la previa suges-
ti0n de los agentes reclutadores que
vienen a deslumbrar q esos fugitivos
con promesas que la mayor parte de las
veces no tienen cumplimiento Y aho-
ra tienen esoS tratantes de la emigra-
ci6n un filon explotable que ha de ayu-
darles en- su empresa. Ell hecho de que
por nuestras camaras sc haya votado ell
credito necesario para repatriar a los
emigrantes que fueron determinada
colonia Gle Mejico y ALI fueron v1cti-
mas de malos tratos, dejandoseles in
cumplido cuanto Sc les prometio a la ho-
ra del reclutamiento.
Fue una obra de misericordia resti-
tuir a su pals a los que 10 abandonaron
con un sueTo de grandeza y sintieron
despues, EN- ell fracaso, la nostalgia del
lar native. Fue una buena obra de Ca
ridsd, pero un NAL precedente que aho-
ra puede servir de gancho los reclu-
tadores que sc nos acerquen la .voz
de que otra veZ estamoS EN- crisis, de
tranquilizador resguardo a los que en-
ell momento de la marcha sientan la va
cilaci6n. :. ST no nos va, bien, la CANA
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
Don Eduardo
J. Saldana

Este 'buen amigo nulestro, que desem-
peno Ell cargo de secretario particular
del Gobernador Cotton, ,ha sido nombra-
DO Jefe del Negociado de Pesas y Me-
didas
El nombramiento no ha podido ser
mas acertado. El seflor Saldaha es un
JoVen de reconocida inteligencia de
una. actividad eNtraordinaria, nadie
meJor que ell podria desempenar ell car
go para que ha sido nombrado.
LIE fellcltamos y nos felicitamos de su
nombramiento
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
DE TEATRO

LA torre del ORC, ""Los juegos ma
labares" y .'La cicl6n," llenaron el
cartel de la noche de aver.
En- ell teatro estaba E'Boricua"; este
es de anotarse porque ell gentil cronis-
ta desde que vive en "batey pelao" Sc
muestra algo retraido con los espec-
taculos teatrales, pero Ell tango del
1apicero" es uno de los n1meros que le
deleitan, como el dice, y claro esta que
anoche no podia faltar ell decano de
los chicos de la Prensa.
"En la torre del oro' fueron muy
aplaudidas la Grifell la Prado La
GrifeM ha debido serlo mucho mas de
do que 10 fue, porque hizo un trabajo es-
tupendo, pero a una buena parte de
nuestro p1blico lie pareee que no Sc de-
be aplaudir en- ell teatro al que hace un
papel en- cierto modo antipatico, aun-
que 10 haga como los propios angeles.
Claro que para ell artista reslllta ese el
mayor triunfo, pero ell p1blico sienta
plaza de ingenuo, y en- un soberano, CO.
mo sc ha dado en- llamarle, la ingenu:-
dad no dice bien. Juegos malabares'' :
LA ciclon'', son dos obras que la
companla nos ha dado a conocer, y aun-
que sin clio hubieramos podido seguir
viviendo, 81 es que nos dejan vivir 4as
patentes y otros excesos, como la Gri-
fel y la Prado y la Fernandez, y Paco
MARTINEZ y Heras, nos hicieron pasar
un ratio agradable, no demos por NAL
empleado el'hallazgo.
Ell p1blico sali6 del sTeatro', un DO
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
Desde Rio Piedras
SUSPENSION DE JUICIOS.

SUSPENSION DE JUICIOS.
Aver debia haberse celebrado ante la
Corte Municipal la vista de algunas de
las denuncias presentadas contra los al
borotadores del meeting de la pasada Sc
mana, que resefio ese peri6dico en- sus
vibrantes art1culos Ell acto judicial no
pudo llevarse a cabo, porque por la ma
fana, amaneci6 enfermo ell secretario de
la Corte. Despues Sc hicieron nuevas ci-
taciones para celebrarse ell sabado pro-
ximo> dichos juicios, pero mas tarde lle-
60 ell ayudante fiscal de Distrito senor
Sifre, quien hoy practica una investiga-
cion alrededor de aquellos hechos delicti-
vos, para lle0arlos la sanci6n de la
Corte de Distrito
Enhorabuena que asl sea, va que con
clio Sc quita un motive de excitaci6n a
este pueblo tranquilo de ordinario.
LAS FIESTAS PATRONALES.
Esta noche daran principle en- la San
10 SAO010 PdIIOQu1QI COA SO1CMu1Odu CS-
plendorosa, las novenas que Sc celebraran
en- honor de la Patrona de este pueblo,
Nuestra Sonora del Pillar Subiran al CO.
ro distinguidas senoritas de la localidad,
encargadas de dar mayor realce q las
practicas sagradas con sus canticos reli-
giosos.
La crftica situaci6n porque atrayiesan
hoy las distintas ramas que integran las
fuerzas vivas de la poblaci6n, debida a
las leyes de patentes, rentas internas v
otras, es causa de que no Sc celegren
fiestas civiles, pues ell comercio y el vecin-
dario Sc muestran retraidos y nadie quie-
re soltar blanca para diversiones, cuando
la tristeza y Ell panico Sc enselorean del
capital
Ell Corresponsal
Rio Piedras 2-1O-913.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02

lban diciendo adios, agitando su sombre-
ro, aquel, y un ramo de flores, esta: des-
pues Sc ejecut6 "La Bor1nquen" y reso-
no un APPLAUSE general, al que correspon-
dlo ell gobernador saludando mientras ell
buque Sc iba alejando, y Sc agitaron los
y los panuelos mientras dur6
la ejecuci6n de la DANA criolla
El BOLETIN tambien tiene para el
gobernador Cotton y para su gentil her
mana su saludo de despedida, y hace vo-
tos porque tengan una travesia felic1si-
ma
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02

A la reception celebrada aver tarde
en- la Fortaleza concurrieron los seflores
de Diego, Barcel6, Larr1naga, Borda,
Mufioz Dlaz, Todd, Juez Rossy, D. Ma
nuel r. Rossy, Juez Toro Cuevas, Coll y
Toste, Balbas, D1az Navarro, Camunas,
Vilella, Dooley Travieso, Hernandez, L6-
pez, Valdes, hijo, Juez C6rdova Davila,
Siaca Pacheco, Juez Audrey, don Jose
Conrado Hernandez, Rodriguez Sierra,
Mufoz Rivera (don JOSEF Bennet, Will
son, Behn, Hartzell, Juez Foote, Cuevas
Zequeira, Sanchez Morales Barbosa
Palmer, Hernandez Usera, Willard, At
torney General, Dexter, Bravo (don Ar
turo) Sub-Comisionado de instruction
P(lblica, Mestre, Campillo, don Jose B.
D1az, Sifre, Leccia, Penedo Benitez, Fer
dinad Cesteros, don Pedro y don Jose
de Elzaburu, Juez Hamilton, Borda, Sill
va, Savage, Watson, Timothee, jefes y
oficiales del battalion de Puerto Rico, ie-
fes y oficiales de pol1cia, y empleados de
los departamentos del gobierno.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
Un aerograma
del Sr. Cotton

Anoche a las diez cuarto, ell senor
Salda1a, secretario particular del gober-
nador, recibi6 Ell siguiente aerograma:
Nos sentimos intensamente conmovi-
dos por la actitud del pueblo y de los
amigos durante ell 1ltimo dia de nuestra
permanencia en- Puerto Rico, y en- 10 mas
lntimo del corazon conservamos para con
todos los mas carihosos sentimientos. Re-
cuerdos afectuosos.
George y Margery Coltom."
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
Ell suceso de hoy

El superintendent del muelle ntmero
dos, senor M. Cornor, y ell capataz Do
roteo Hernandez, Sc cayeron esta mana-
ma de la cubierta del vapor Borlmquea,,
donde trabajaban, a la segunda bodega
de dicho buque, sufriendo varias lesiones
importantes
Doroteo fue conducido la Sala de
Socorros, asistiendosele ALI facultativa-
mente.
Ell senior Cornor fue trasladado en- au-
tomovil, inmediatamente que ocurri6 ell
suceso a su residencia de Santurce.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02

iRENUNCIo?

Sc nos ha informado que ell Lcdo don
Francisco Martinez ha presentado la re-
nuncia del cargo de Juez de la Corte de
Distrito de Ponce, para Ell cual fue re-
cientemente nombrado.
Ell secretario del gobernador, a quien
acudlmos para que nos con6rmase la no.
ticia, nos manifesto que 81, no sabe NADIA
del asunto.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
De Espana

Procedente de Espana, a donde fue 4
pasar una temporada al lado de sus fa-
mlliares, lego el lunes en- el Manuel
Calvo'' nuestro estimado amigo don
Domingo Rullan, una de las personas
de, mas prestigio nel comercio de Are
cibo.
LIE enviamos nuestro saludo de bien-
venida.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
Don Jose Pedreira

De regreso de su viaje a Espana, he
mos tenido ell gusto de saludar a nuestro
buen amigo don Jose Pedreira, acredi-
tado comerciante de esta plaza
Ell senior Pedreira fue, despues de unos
amos de ausencia, q la Madre-P -Patria y ALI
ha estado visitando las mas importantes
poblaciones.
Viene despues de este breve y mereci-
do receso, a trabajar con nuevos brlos
aquf donde tanto Sc le estima.
Damosle la mas afectuosa bienvenida.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
Ell caso del
manuel }vo"

Ell Laboratorio dara maiiana su infor
me sobre las materias extraidas de un
bub6n de un pasajero del vapor Manuel
Calvo" 10 que ha originado. que Sc
ponga en- cuarentena a las personals que
en- dicho buque ven1an para esta isla.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
Gobernador INFERNO

Hoy ha ocupado el despacho de los
gobernadores en- la Fortaleza ell secrea-
rio de Puerto Rico, senior M. Drew Ca
rrel, ell cual actuara de gobernador inte-
rino de la isla hasta ell pr6ximo mes de
Diciembre.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02

co tarde, pero contento, contento por-
que tuvo OCCASION de reirse un ratio, aqu1
donde tantos motives tenemos para llo-
rar.
Ell segundo Apunte
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1913-10-02
PARA PONCE

Esta mahana, a las nueve, han salido
en- autom6vil, con direction a Ponce, ell
fiscal auxiliar senior Sifre, un detective y
ell capitan Fernandez Mater.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-03-03
Electric Baggage Trucks.


The use Of the baggage truck haul
ed or pushed by human muscle is no
longer used by many progressive rail
road and steamship companies The
new idea ls a low deck, heavily built,
four wheel. storage battery driven
platform truck which moves the
trunks and bags OF travellers In a
quantity and at rate Of speed which
consists with the modern transports
tation Of the passengers themselves
One truck Of the new type, operated
by the baggageman standing on u
small platform at the end. has a rated
capacity OF 1900 pounds and Is gsared
for three speeds, the maximum being
eight miles per hour empty and six
miles per hour loaded These little
giants OF transportation are finding
favor also Ia mail handling and IN com
mercial warehouse work The eff
cheney In handling mail bags, for ex
ample, is shown by the fact that an
electric truck can make Ave trips with
load Of two tons in the time re
Quired for a hand truck TO make foul
trips with one ton load; in other
terms. single electric truck does
the work Of two and one-half hand
trucks.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-03-03
aRadInnrama.n

Messages sent and received by what
Is called wireless telegraphy are here
after to be "radiograms' TO the navy
department. The word is certainly
an improvement on the clumsy wire
less" but It ia not particularly good.
since radiation is by no means pc
cullar to this form Of communi-
cation.
Indeed, there is some excuse for de-
nying that in It there are any rays
at all, in the sense commonly given
to that term.
HTelegrams as originally sent.
really were written from a distance,
but in the new process the man who
sends the message creates no record
OF Il at the point a receiving, and he
is therefore hardly a photographer. 4"
and no more is the man who takes
the sounds he hears and records them
as letters
Radiogram" Is too obviously =
mere adoption Of telegram. The two
processes have little IN common, and
though both mske use Of electricity,
the nature Of the uses is entirely diff
ferent At least It seems to be; no
body knows very clearly what is done
In either case.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-03-03
NINE. ELIZABETH WEBER
This Famous Psychic and Clairvoyant Has Perfected
System by Which She Reads Your
Life Story.
Lie STOW.

her for relief. Nine, Weber, herself,
feels the pangs Of agony chat disturb
the one who has come TO her for com
ISOLATION, and as readily as one may
read a book, does this supreme Won
derful clairyoyant perceive the future
Of the one who sits before her Time
to her is but a thought She reads
its lines as II it We're the news Of the
morning It contains no secrets hid
den from her vision, no mystery she
cannot divine.
In fact her powers are so illimit-
able, that her counsels viii unite the
separated, bring tranquility and peace
full order out Of unhappy chaos, and
plant the seeds Of joy where there was
not joy before.
Indeed, she is star in the diadem
Of her profession. Few have achieved
the renown that she has earned, OF
acquired the distinction that has been
awarded her, In the circle in which
she moves her station is as lofty as
the snow capped mountains which
tower above the hillocks nesting al
their feet yet the sunbeams of gem
tility mantles her every act, and when
she has removed the veil OF mystery
from some beclouded life, she makes
no more Of the blessing conferred up
on her visitor than II the act were Of
the most ordinary every day affair,
notwithstanding that her unparalleled
powers are grace that is priceless,
and that Il possible to sell, would make
her rich as Croesus Of the delightfully."-
tabled past
Such is Nine. ElizaLegA Weber one
of the most celebrated clairyoyants
and high priestesses Of occult science,
within the present purvey Of human
knowledge. She is gracious in her
demeanor honest in her every act or
expression. Nine Weber gives just
az careful and complete a revelation
of your business, love and domestic
affairs for 81 as she would for her
regular fee Of $5 She is taking the
reduced fee plan to introduce herself
and her work more extensively to the
citizens Of this vicinity
Her reading rooms, at 100 South
Sixth street, are open to her callers
from $3.50 a. m. until O'Clock in the
evening Sunday office hours, II a.
m. until z p. m.
(Adyertisement.)
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-03-03
woman's story.

A lady wrote to Is friends and told
them she was giyine white eie-
phant" party, and that each guest was
to come and bring the absolutest most
useless thing she possessed. And the
whole 25 women turned up with their
husbandsl
Another lady was giving what is
called a book tea--each guest to wear,
pinned on her dress, something to rep
resent the name Of some book. The
name Of each book had been guessed,
with one exception.
The lady who still puzzled everyone
wore a photograph Of her husband on
her bodice. No one could guess the
name OF the book she intended the
picture to represent, and after they
had all given it up she told them
'Life's Handicap"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-03-03
erotennu. Namss for chIIdren.

Certain philanthropic Londoners
have proposed a Guild Of Godparents
to save innocent children from the
burden OF grotesque names. Hundreds
of examples OF this poor form of pa
rental wit occur in the birth registers
for the past few years Noah's Ark
Smith, sardlne Box. Jolly Death,
Judas Iscariot Brown. One-Too-M Many
Johnson. Not.Wanted Smith, Boyrii
Simpson. Merry Christmas Figgett,
Odious Heaton and Ammo Domini
Davis are the names Of children prob
ably living who will have to bear them
through life.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-03-03
PATRONS WELL CARED FOR
Schedule Might Be Dlsarranged BY
Such System as This, but
Accommodated lie Fine.

The conversation had drifted TO rail-
roads. A young woman from the
southern part Of the state told Of an
unusually courteous and accommodate
ing steam railroad that had terminals
In her town.
+ called up the conductor on the
phone" she said, "and told him Jim
might be a little late, but ne wanted
than to be sure and wait for him.
Why, yes,p she volunteered, not
Inn the surprise OF her audience Il
always call up when jim wishes to
take the train. but will be late, and
they hold 1t for him. But as l start
ed to say, called up the conductor,
and Jim, who was just putting on his
hat, called out
Did tell you about the school
teacher down the line who very nearly
missed the train the other evening
after SCHOOL, told him he hadn't. and
he went on by saying
"she saw the train down by the
station. Shegwas about two blocks
away and started to run. She saw
the conductor waving his arms more
violently and she buckled down and
made the gravel fly 70 get to the train
She reached the train, and the con-
ductor walked up to her and said she
oughtn't TO run like that; that the
train wouldn't start for about 20 min
utes, ais II was waiting for a fellow,
He had been waving to her to slow up.
The conductor explained that he knew
she was regular patron, and he
would not let the train pull out with
out telephoning her fitst and seeing
whether she was going along ""-In-
dlanapolis News.