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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

The Powers. Say, who is that
long. lank get with a high hat and
gray chin follage?'
John Bull. He? oh, that's the
guy who is going to take the whirr
out of Huerta- Ameri-
can.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

Did any OF you ever see an ele-
plants skim" asked a teacher of an
infant class.
Il haveii' exclaimed one.
"Where?' asked the teacher.
ION an elephant" said he.-Rocky
Mountain News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

Wife. The doctor a y right
away that | needed stimulant. Then
he asked to see my tonge."
Hub. Heavens, | hope he dint
give you a stimulant for that
Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Not Necessarily.

Dad. How many times did that
young man kiss you last night?'
Daughter. = cane tell you that,
pa"
Dad. What, and the thing going
on right under your nose?"-Boston
Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Not Like His Grandfather.

doctor, I'm getting tired of this.
everlasting dunning. You ought to
have more respect for me than that.
My grandfather was one of the earl
lest settlers"
well, | wish you had Inherited
that quality, and would settle early.
Rocky Mountain News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
The Hedger.

Lasher. We're going to have
some amateur theatricals at my
house next week and a big supper
afterwards. Can you be there
Dasher. 4Oh. I'll come. old man.
but-er@I may be late."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Thoughtful Mike.

mo, my man, this is not mine. 1t
was a tw~enty-dollar bill l lost"
but 1t was a twinty-dollar bill be-
for / got 1t changed, sor."
what did you get 1t changed
for?"
"Oh, sure, so the owner could con-
vayniently reword me. sor."-Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
The Reasnn For IL.

Tom. your vacation doesn't seem
to have done you much good. You
look all broke up"
Dick. That's not strange. | had
to divide myself among a dozen
girls.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Cltimatul1.

My dear, l see you are having
some clothes made for your poodle"
Yes; it is the latest fad"
well. l serve notice right here
that I don't button any dogs down
the back."-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Good Reading for Sunday


4 Friend.
Sometimes when life has gone wrong
with you,
And the world seems a dreary
place,
Has your dog eve silently erept to
your feet,
His yearning eyes to your face
Has he made you feel that he under
stands,
And all that he asks Of you
Is to share your lot, be 1t good or i'll.
With a chance to be loyal and true?
Are you branded a failure? He does
not know
A sinner? He does not care
You're master" to him-that's all
that counts
A word. and his day is fair.
Your birth and your station are moth
ing 10 him:
And his love is yours. In honor and
peace,
And It's yours through disaster or
shame,
Though others forget you. and pass
you by,
He is eve your faithful friend
Who Is ready TO give you the best
that Is his,
unstintedly 10 the end.
Esther Birdsall Darling. in Up in
Alaska.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
One Redemipg Feature.

when you proposed to me you
said you we're not worthy of mel"
well, what of that?"
Nothing; only will say for you
that whatever else you were, You
were no liar."-Houston Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
4 Diefetic Ditty.

Peter. Peter, Pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her;
Even in a London cell
They couldn't keep her very we'll.
Cornell Widow.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Paradoxieal.

Have you ever noticed one odd
thing about blunt people2'
What Is that?'
They are the ones who generally
come to the point."-Baltimore Am
erican.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Avoiding Embarrassment.

Would you arrest a m in a
slashed skirt"
Certainly not replied the police
man. II am a gentleman. | should
turn my face away and never see
her."-Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Our Freak.

Inspector. ANY abnormal child
rem in your class, Miss Pedagog?"
School Teacher. Yes; one of
them has good manners Life.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
He Shone Once.

Thespis. when were you a lead
ing mann"
Foyer. when the company had
TO walk back from Chieago.-Brook-
Ign Life.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Saves Wear.

why do you keep such a careless
seryant?"
"She is the only one that my
clothes won't ft."-Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

He used to have a chair in the
college | attended"
Indeed History or mathema-
ties?"
Neither. It was a BARRIERS chair"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
The Proper Thing.

THAT trial jury was packed
That's all right It was a trunk
murder mystery case
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07


Il seems but yesterday that you were
here.
Although the years are swiftly
drifting on.
Each day I need you just a little
more,
To teach me how to sing your
silent song.
A little good to do; kind acts and
deeds;
A little cheer t bring; to smile
when things go wrong;
To share the burden with my fellow
man,
And teach him how to sing your
silent song.
Charles Bancroft.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

Does he ever have much to say?"
No, but that doesn't keep him
from talking a great deal."-Detroit
Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

To be able to utilize the talents of
the other fellow is one of the step
ping stones to success.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
Newspaper Waits.

Are you a neophytbe in politics?'
No; ant in my fight. I'm a
peaceable izen."-Baltimore Am
erican.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

The men really fit to hold Office
are generally holding down some
other good job.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
IN Shoots.
Those who live in glass houses had
better battle after dark.


A lot of US find that virtue is very
modest In rewarding herself.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07
HOUSE BARGAINS
MINING STOCKS

25c. Hamilton Power, Mining &
Transportation Co.
soc, Gold King Mining, Milling &
Smelling Co.
100 shares Oseeola Mining & Milling
Co.. Osceola.
5000 shares Ely National Mining
Co., Iilipah.
VIM. r. MILLER, Real Estate
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

Are you a ~neophythe In politics p,
No; | ant in any fight. I'm a
peaeeable sitizen.'-Baltimore Am
erican.
Does he ever have much to say?e
No, but that doesn't keep him
from talking a great deal.e-Detroit
Free Press.
DO you believe that two can live
as cheaply as one?"
As cheaply for them, perhaps.
but not for the girls father
Houston Post.
Did you solemnly promise 10 love.
honor and obey me, my dear
Yes, but the minister has known
me all my life, and he knew I didn't
near it."-Puck.
But why asked the observer of
men of the itinerant musician, why
do you play an accordion. Nobody
likes the accordian any more"
An. signor. ] hava da reason. De
peep who no lika da noise pay me da
big mon to stoppa da noise."-
Judge.
Has Dobbs disposed of his motor
CARP
Yes"
Il was not aware that he had dis.
posed of IT,"
oh. yes. He disposed If ii one
morning between the hours OF 3 and
4 o'clock in a deep gully about ten
miles east of town."-Birmingham
Age-Herald.
What Is your boy Jack studying
for?"
Well replied Farmer corntossel,
the boy is kind of held up as to the
future. His mother wants him to be
a minister. | want him to be a law
yer. His rich uncle wants him to be
a doctor, an Josh is good-naturedly
hangin' around an lettin' us fight it
cut among ourselves. Washington
Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

The man who throws bouquets at
himself and bricks at his neighbor
cannot expect TO become very popu-
lar.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

DO you believe that two can live
as cheaply as one?'
As cheaply for them, perhaps,
but not for the girls father
Houston Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

There is nothing O amusing
than a big husky woman luttering
about trying to please a grouehy
little husband.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

Did you solemnly promise 10 love,
honor and obey me, my dear
Yes, but the minister has known
me all my life, and he knew | didn't
mean it."=Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1913-12-07

"Yo, keep on flirting and you'll
wind Up by marrying the biggest
rascal On earthi'
you'll have to propose in a diff
ferent tone from that If I do
Houston Post.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02
PROGRESS OF ROAD WORK

Work on the Gunbarrel road
from Monte Vista to the river
bridge was completed last week
and the crew has been transferred
to the Darnell lane on the Del
Norte road, 1t is proposed to drain
off the water on each side of this
lane, which has always been a
source of trouble, and grade the
road up.
The commissioners are consider
ing the advisability of changing
the present location of the road to
Del Norte and place it above the
Citizens ditch, thus obtaining a
good foothill road and getting
around the Montoya lane. 1t is
claimed that the proposed road
would shorten the distance to Del
Norte and be less expensive to
maintain.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02
THE STATE HIGHWAY

w. w. Reilly came bone Thurs
day morning from Pagosa Springs,
where he is now engaged as en-
gineer in the building of the state
highway from the San Luis valley
to Durango. He has laid out ten
miles Of road and work on the
same is now being done. Mr..
Reilly was placed in charge of the
survey and the building of this
road, with instructions to select
the best route that could be built
and at the least cost to the public.
Pagosa was anxious to get road
into the Ellwood mining camp,
which was an easy matter, but to
get out WAS the difficult problem.
The Pagosa people can rest as
sured that Engineer Reilly is a
tirst-class road builder and they
will be satisfied with his work
when the road is built.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02
BREAKFAST A LA MODE

Among the latest of the hard
luck stories is that revealed by a
STRIPPING of Denver who accepted
an invitation to breakfast at Hotel
La Veta one morning this week, as
the guest of prominent young
mining man. Being promptly on
the job, the guest waited for his en-
tertainer, but no one appeared on
the horizon and the young man,
game to the core, stood vigil with
the aroma of coffee, ham and other
breakfast dishes fresh in his nos
trils, an aching void in the region
of his stomach and feeling of mis-
placed confidence in his heart,
until the dining room was closed
Swearing vengeance, the youth
strobe forth and, seeking the soli-
tude of the willows, debated as to
the best method of revenge. Sc
curing a base ball bat, he sought
the room of his would-be host and
there was regaled with the expla-
nation: On retiring for the night
the host-to-be had sent out his
lone and only suit to be pressed
and, awaiting the return of the
same, had been forced to take his
Mocha in the feathers, and to
square" the deal bought soda pop
or some like beverage.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

DR.. Foster and wife of Arvada
arrived in town Tuesday night via
the automobile route and will spend
a few weeks rusticating and fish
ing in the mountains. They were
formerly located at Hooper and
are pleased with the Improvements
in the valley since they left here.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

The widow of Peter Hughes has
filed suit for 5000 damages
against the Pueblo engineering
company for the death of her hus-
band who was caught in the mig
ger head" of work engine and
instantly killed in April. Peter
Hughes was "a brother of Tom
Hughes Of this place.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

Chas. B. Mexican returned Sat
urday from trip to Denver, where
he visited his daughter, who was
i'll. and also brother at that place
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

The Del Norte ball team has
been further strengthened by the
addition of the Conway brothers of
Denver, making four salaried play
ers in the team.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

Struble Miles and family of
Walla Walla, Wash, arrived in the
valley Sunday on a short visit with
relatives at Center and Monte
Vista. Mr. Miles left Thursday
night to continue his work for the
John Deere Plow company, of
which he is travelling salesman.
Mrs. Miles, who was Miss Pauline
Seaton, and children will remain
for several days with her sister,
Mrs. Jesse Montgomery.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

H. G. Munsell and family and
Glenn Goff and wife left Thurs.
day for the Conejos on week. 8
camping trip.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

Monte Vista parties who have
recently stopped ut the Auditorium
hotel, Denver, praise that hostelry
as one OF the best in the city. The
cafe in connection is certainly
first class.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

Miss Emma Norland and her
mother Of La lara spent Tuesday
in Monte Vista as the guests of
the Fassett family.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

X. l., Castle and family will
soon leave for Florida and will To-
cate on the gulf coast south from
Tampa.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

The band boys were quite sue
cessful with their dance at the
Woodmen hall Tuesday night.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

Mrs. T. d. Mexican returned
Wednesday from Longmont, where
she visited her parents.
Messrs. Baum, Dowdell and Held
enfelt were in Platoro on business
the first of the week.
Miss Lola Shanks came down
from South Fork Monday for a
visit with Mrs. John Crooks.
B. Fogle, wife and daughter,
Lois, Mrs. Alter and Bert Pearson
and family have been encamped on
Clear creek the past week.
Ell Rice, formerly resident in
this valley, went back to Kansas
some three years ago, and after
having three crop failures in Scott
county, has returned to Monte
Vista and will try ranching here
another year. He-says crops look
good to him in the San Luis valley.
Mrs. M. G. Kilgore of Newark,
Delaware, cousin of G. B. Mex can,
is visiting in the city ard is stay
ing at the D. j. Elliott residence.
Mrs. Kilgore is enthusiastic about
Colorado and is thoroughly posted
on the main points of interest in
the state. ar
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

Miss Lola Shanks came down
from South Fork Monday for a
visit with Mrs. John Crooks.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

Mrs. T. ID. Mexican returned
Wednesday from Longmont, where
she visited her parents.
The Monte Vista journal., 1913-08-02

Messrs. Baum, Dowdell and Held
enfelt were in Platoro on business
the first of the week.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
Ell. f.. N


Ten years experience conducting all
kinds OF auction sales. See or write
me before engaging your auctioneer.
Terms reasonable and made known.
on application. For reference as to
ability see me for a list Of my salts
fed customers. Satisfaction guaran-
teed on my part or no pay II. r.
Johnson. Harwood. N. D. 2. T. p.
No. i.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
ROBINSON CRUSOE

The famous three-reel film taken
from DeFoe's famous story and posed
by the Bison-101 actors will be shown
at the Savoy theatre tonight. The
posing of this film will show n of
the literary classics in moving pic
lures. The story follows the original
story showing the wreck of the vessel
which Robinson sailed upon against
the advice of his parents. 1t also
shows the 1ashing of the waves over
the reef and shows the castaway
swimming out to the wreck the next
day when the storm has gone down.
The succeeding pictures show his
manner of employing his time and
also the many adventures which be-
fell him. The film is one of the best
that a been posed and should please
an instruct all who see it.-tAdvt.-
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10

Just say MorreIrs Dakota Pride"
to our grocer or market man, when
you are next buying ham or bacon.
Fargo branch. SOC First avenue north.
. -Adyt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
Ten Gar LOADS OF
WESTERN HORSES
SAT-, SEPT. IS

The Mark Western Horse Sale Coz
will hold another sale in this city
beginning Saturday, Sept. Ii and con-
tinuing until Sept 16. This lot of
horses are the best of this years.
shipments and are in fine snope. They
are of a size and kind to meet the res
quirements of all people and il YOU
are in need Of a horse or of a car load
you should attend this great sale.
Remember the date of the starting OF
this sale, Saturday, Sept. Is, and the
place at their yards foot of N. F. ave-
nue., Fargo, N. D. Sale held rain or
shine. -Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
YOUNG PEOPLE

Should not consider all business
schools, and even business depart
ments of colleges, as possessing equal.
advantage. Dakota Business college
stands in a class by itself--it is fur
nished differently, run differently and
graduates only first-class people
that's why business men give its
graduates the preference-publicity.
LOCALS
es and skirts have been received this
week at Black's.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
All School Lands OF /.
Cass Co. to Be Sold
Decision to Sell Will Undoubtedly Cause WidScramble Among
Owners Of Adjacent Lands -Cass First to Dispose
- Of ALI This Land

All the remaining school lands in
cass county are to be sold. The date
will probably be fixed for some time
this fall. A decision to sell has re-
Gently been reached by the state board
of public lands. The sale is certain to
attract a wild scramble among the
farmers who W the adjoining lands,
and others. 1t is likely that some OF
the lands will sell as high as $75 an
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
NO BRANDED MULES

Or horses at this sale Saturday, Sept.
13 at Washington House barn, Fargo,
m. ID. -Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10

acre.
The owner pays one-fifth down and
the other is divided in four five-year
payments, bearing 6 per cent interest.
After making the second payment the
purchaser can then pay for all the
land by putting up one years advance
interest. The lands have been sold In
different localities for a number OF
years but Cass will be the first county
to dispose of all the public lands.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
A new GROCERY FIRM
". u. Baldwin, Formerly Connected
With Southside Grocery,
Again in Game.

The Donehue grocery, on Second
avenue north, has been purchased by
IN. .. Baldwin and III. w. Johnson,
10Th Of this city. Mr.. Baldwin was
identified for thirteen years with the
ACKNOWLEDGMENT grocery on the
~southside and lately has been on the
road for Stone-Ordean-Wells Co. Mr..
Johnson has worked for different gro
GERS in Fargo and has for the past
several years been with the Mancnes-
ter Biscuit CO. Their many friends
@.sasA them unbounded success In their
rseesY venture.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
MODERN.

Aaker's Business College is always.
on the lookout for better ways of do
ing things and new and up-to-date
helps and equipment. This is why the
school is teaching the stereotype and
this is why h school lis a member
of the National Association of Accred-
tied Commercial Schools. Would you
notIbe safer in selecting such a school
In which to get your modern business
fraining21Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
RECOMMEND FARGO
FOR ROUTINGS
FARGO WILL BE RECOMMENDED
BY AGENTS FOR THE TRANS
CONTINENTAL RoUTlNGs IN.
NORTHERN ROUTE WHICH WILL
BRING PEOPLE THROUGH HERE.

Two hundred and fifty members Of
the American Association of Passenger
Agents passed through Fargo this
morning on two special trains. en-
route to Yellowstone park. They ar
rive at Gardner, the entrance to the
park, tomorrow, and will leave there
Sept. Is for the return trip. They will
pass through Fargo on the return trip
on the eighteenth of this month.
Each of the two sumptuous trains
on which they are travelling comprises
n dynamo baggage car, six standard
%sleepers, W. diners and two observa-
ton cars, eleven cars on each train.
The travellers are the guests Of some
railroad each year and this year it is
the turn Of the Northern Pacific. The
road is proving itself a most capable
host.
That many tourists in the future
will pass through, if not stop in the
city of Fargo Is o a certainty from
the decision reached yesterday by the
American Association of Travelling
Agents at Minneapolis.
The proposition to put Fargo and
Minneapolis on transcontinental rout-
ings was made informally to the pass
enger agents, which was agreeable TO
them. This will do much to bring
passenger travel his way.
Inc agents, whose adVlce as 10
travel routes is taken by a large por-
ton of the passenger travelling public,
were urged to recommend the northern
way to tourists and homeseekers.
Various advantages, scenic and ma
terial, were set forth. Allen D. Albert
Of Minneapolis was the principal
speaker urging the recommendations
upon the agents. :.
The American Association of
Travelling Agents is now holding its
convention in the mill city and has
been, royalty entertained there. Mayor
Nye and Douglas A. Fiske, president
of the Civic and Commerce associa-
ton IF that city, acted as official hosts
to the visitors.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
ITRVeSgEnaeYat

"A good 2 story ana basement brick
block on a 50x140 foot corner lot with
beautiful park view, near new audi
torium; has s flats, fine heating plant,
q bath rooms complete, A toilets, 5
sinks. gas ranges. electric lights, maple
floors, close in: insurance and taxes
low. Rents S1,243 per year. Will sell
easy terms at low price Of $500.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
With CITY ATTORNEY.

City Atty. G.. H. Rustad tasked Da-
kota Business college for a capable
stenoSrapher for his law office and a
pupil was yesterday sent to- the situa-
ii n. Not only the leading attorneys
Of Fargo but many of those Of Moor
head n other Minnesota towns m
ploy D. B. c. graduates-It pays them
to do s~o-publicitN.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
We Buy Scrap Iron
DISTINCTLY ENGLISH

See the English model suits in the
Palace window, Moorhead.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
N0TICE

Nice clean furnished rooms for rent
by the day, week or month at the
Washington house, First avenue and
Fourth street south. Mrs. Nellie Wall
dron.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-09-10
Business Property

IA good 25x140 foot lot on N. p. Ave.
VIII sell on terms for only $4,000
No. 1918.
Va good 25x140 foot lot with building
on it that rents for $4,000 per month:
on N. r. Ave. Terms at 1900. 5 900
No. 1889.