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The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
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In Use For Over so Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
A Lot Of Racket.

Howard Elliott, the new president Of
the New Haven & Hartford railroad,
was talking at luncheon in New
York, about a millionaire who had
been boasting Misunderstanding
about his Raphaels, his Louis Seize
furniture, his Gobelins and his Aubus-
sons.
"Of course, he's a self-made man."
said Mr.. Elliott. I'm very fond of
self-made men. The only objection to
them is that sometimes they've failed
to put themselves togethe: SO as to
work noiselessly."
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20

boxes OF Doo0S
Kidney Pills the swelling disappear
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use u Dodds Kidney Pills. Sew
eral months later he wrote: I have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author
lied. Correspond with Rev. e. Hes
lop about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Oodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All sent free,
Adv.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20

gate to receive their premium from
the thieves, Practically every police
official from the chief down to merest
messenger is bribed. They not only
graft upon the thieves, but from fallen
women as we'll. The government is
helpless to deal with the situation and
1t is allowed to 80 on unchecked.
you see, the government officials
know that If they attempt to inter
fere they would be killed. II the Gear
tried to bring about any reform he
would be assassfnated by the police
and their agents. The o6lc1als know
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
forgot about her. I gave her plenty

forgot about her. I gave her plenty
Of money, but she never knew any
thing of my-transactions SIC .n'nks
| made 1t all in real estate.
Then she doesn't know
That's the hell of it-she don't.
Kerr could sit still no lonee He
pulled himself out Of his chair and
stood with his back to the tire and
directly facing Gilbert. IAN these
wears I've acted lie. I've made Gloria
believe I'm the leading man IN BEL
mont. am-but not in the way sne
thinks. It wasn't because loved her:
l cant say l do, cause don't know
her we'll. I amt been east to see her
for a couple of years. 1t was pride
made me tell her that; that's what IT
was, pride. l wanted my girl to have
what I'd missed. l didn't want her
to know"
He lapsed into silence, which ne
finally broke himself with the explain
atory remark:
GLORIA thinks I'm the social leader
Of Belmont; that the whole town
hangs breathless on what l say shall
be the fashion at pink teas"
Hasn't she often wanted to come
back?"
Kerr was not to be hurried. He
began to pace up and down In front
of the fireplace When he paused
the lawyer, to secure continuation
of the story, said:
"Well?"
This morning she came home"
Now Judge Gilbert understood; YET
he could scarcely believe 1t possible
what! Gloria here!'
Eyes, here" echoed Kerr Come
home. that's what she calls 1t. She's
been visiting school friends since she
came back from Japan, and had JUS
started to California when the part,
fell through when they'd got to st
Louis. So she jumped on the trai1
and came to Belmont unannounced-
to surprise me-"
So here was Gloria in Belmont 1
was more than embarrassing. G1lber
recognized that it was tragic. ker
never mentioned his daughter, ant
Belmont had almost forgotten he
existence Much that the boss ha'
told the lawyer was news to him
Gloria Kerr, the little girl, had beel
allowed to slip out of his mind an
he had come to regard the politica
leader, just as every one else did, a
thing apart, as power almost
impersonal as the force OF gravity o
the freezing of water. The easy hos
was regarded as just as much Be
mont fixture as was the river whic
flowed past the town. and those goo
people who laid aside the roscoe
ored spectacles Of Belmont's laisse
faire doctrine felt that it would b
just as easy to remove one as tn
other
The lawyer In Gilbert now rose
the surface and he began to questio
Kerr just as he would client. tn
girl was here The only thing no
to discuss was what to do with her.
. "She can't help but learn the truth!
Gilbert exclaimed at Inst.
He sank back in his chair, owe
come by the weight OF the proble1
| On the wall where he could see
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
Poets License.

Robert w. Chambers, the popular
novelist, was talking about a New
York poet.
His poetry is always awkward" Mr..
Chambers said. He drags in words
that you can see are there solely for
the sake of rhyme. In fact, he reminds
me of Lake Sunapee epitaph.
I'm little churchyard overlooking
Lake Sunapee a gray, messy stone
bears this inscriptions:
GAS sinks the sun with heightened
shadows,
So sank and died the good George
Meadows
"'N. B.-Deceased's name was
Fields, but Meadows is substituted for
the sake of rhyme"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
No Change.

The prince of Monaco said OF mar
rage at a dinner in New York:
"Through marriage French wonl-
an gains her liberty, an English wom'
an loses hers and an American wom-
an"
The prince paused and looked quiz
ideally about him.
"Yes? The American woman" said
the debutante.
1.-THE American yoman," ended the
prince, CONTINUES to do as she likes"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
At the Exhibition.

A girl and a young man, visiting
the Futurist exhibition In the Sixty
ninth Regiment armory, paused be.
fore a painting by Henri Rousseau-a
canvas fairly crusted with slathers At
every color OF the prism.
''This is Henri Rousseau-in hin
later manner" explained the girl.
HE died two years ago. Do you get
his messenger"
mot exactly" said the young man,
but I'll bet four dollars he died ~
paintor's colic."-NeW York Post
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
MOST CORRUPT IN THE WORLD
Russian Police, From Chief to Merest
Messenger, Are Declared to
Live on Brides.

"The Russian police" declares an
Euglishman who has spent much OF
h4p life in the land OF the Car. are
the most corrupt In the world. There
u a definite tariff on thieves over
there. pickpockets are practically IL
.ensed The police 60 regularly to en-.
tsrtainmeuu ~hars crowds oenxre-
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
(rO BE CoNTINuED.)
Made his Speech Too Lon,

Made His Speech Too Long.
Little Herbert, aged five, was in
vited to party, and before leaving
home he was cautioned to be sure to
say Thank you" to the hostess and
tell her he had nice time. On leav-
ing he said to the hostess: Thank
you very much. l had q nice time.
and your supper was good enough"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20

Ing, was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least exer-
ton. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa-
ton across the
loins that it was
difficult to move.
After using 5
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
SYNOPSIS.

Gloria Kerr. n,otherless girl, who or, has as
. hsr fathers home In Belmont. David
Kerr /. ne' is the political boss Of the town.
and is anxious to prevent his daughter
learning Of his real character. kendal'
VIOLATING with Judge Gilbert, Kerr's chief
adviser for valuable franchise They
fear the opposition of Joe Wright. edltor
Of the reform paper
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
All Trials.

He-What do you think Of all this
talk about trial marriages?
She-Why, Is there any other kind!
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
A cLEReYMAN.s TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop Of Wig.
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol.
len and pulled. He had heart f1utter.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
Sounded Like It.

"Mr. Wombar says he is an enthu'
siastic disciple Of Isaac Walton"
Some new freak cure, s'pose."
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
An Inspiration.

An Inspiration.
Good gracious, Bill, why did you
start those girls going? Now they're
all excited and all talking at once"
That's what I did it for. I've got
to invent a new class yell"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20
Occasionally we meet people who
are almost as smart as we are

Coughs come from inaamed Bronchial
Tubes: Deans Menthola ted Cough Drops
heal the irritation-5c at all Drug Stores.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1913-11-20

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle or
CAsTORIA, safe and sure remedy tor
Infants and children, and see that It
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
CiUiLizatiOn Causes
Efeninacy Says German

Berlin, Germany, Nov. THE dan
ger Of q lax epicureanisum threatens US,
and there is a great body Of people
whose moral standard is such that It
cannot fail to encourage effeminacy,' -
writes professor Eucken, of Jena uni
versity, in a letter to the Duty and
Discipline movement.
"Our highly developed civilization
becomes more and more complex he
declares, "and offers Increasing oppor-
tunities for pleasure and indulgence.
thereby Increasing the opportunities OF
the temptations. Our feelings Of hu-
manity frequently make US seek. not so
much to raise men from within, TO
make them stronger and of firmer
character, as to ameiiOrate their posi-
ton, and to fashion their lives on
pleasanter lines, while leaving them in
Wardly unchanged.
There exists today not only a strong
disposition to champion the weak,
(Which in itself is admirably but also
TO make the standard of the weak the
universal gage of life, to bring ali
things to this level, and in any conflict
10 take the part Of the weak merely
because they are weak, and without in
curing into the rights Of the case
In such circumst ances it IS necessary,
70 wage an energetic warfare against
the slackness Of the moral attitude and
the effeminacy which threatens US. and
not only to bring home to everyone a
1ull consciousness of the value and i'm
pOrtance of the idea of duty, but also
70 give II more powerful expression
IN life"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
EngLand's Royal Family
Selects Christmas Cards;
Kaiser Picks War Scene

London, Eng, Nov. Christmas is
the great festival in England and great
are the preparations for it. The first
announcement Of Christmas flavor is
that the royal family have selected
their Christmas cards The kings card
Is a reproduction Of the famous paint
ing of the meeting of Richard the Lion
Hearted and Saladin with the quota
ton from Shakspere "Salutation and
Greeting to you" Queen Mary's is the
First meeting Of the Prince of Orange
and Princess Mary" The prince OF
Wales has chosen Nelson's Victory at
Trafalgar Queen Alexandra's card has
a picture of a girl in reverie. violin in
hand. Three verses Of a hymn are
printed on the inner page, with the
greeting. "A happy Christmas and a
bright New Year"
''The Hamburg fleet putting to sea
FOR the protection of the Hanseatic
States" is the picture which the kaiser
has chosen. The old wooden ships are
gaily decked, and their streamers fly
in the wind.
Hopes beacon point the way,
And blithe success go with you"
is the quotation above the kaiser's
greeting, which runs, with every good
wish for right happy Christmas and
a bright New Year"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
Cheerful wrinkles never hurt.

let the rest take care of itself, for I am
perfectly conscious OF the fact that peO-
pie who laugh lot can never be lonely.
Our friends never notice it if we are,
they are too busy being amused at our
smiling countenanees.
Il always wrinkle up my eyes when I
laugh; it brings dimples into play in the
most unexpected places. Yes, wrinkles,
too, I know, but Wrinkles that come
from eheerfulness never hurt. They are
only dimples deepened a trifle, not the
dreadful creases that come from unhap-
piness and tears. wrinkle up my nose,
too. when I laugh; it adds to the general
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
Whistling prevents a double chin.

is a compensation that atones for any
heartache.
perhaps it would not be too strange
to add word right here about whistling.
To anyone who wants a pretty mouth,
this suggestion viii be invaluable. Some
girls can't whistle, but everyone knows
how to 90 about it, and whistling re-
suits IN four distinct beauty rules. You
hardly believe that possible, do you?
but 1 can prove to you that it is So
First of all, it initiates and therefore
develops the lungs with each deep
breath that IS taken. Everyone knows
how very important a good breathing
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
By MAUDF MILLER.

nERHAPS you don't know that the
4 old age wrinkles that come from
smiling are much different from
all other wrinkles. I think this is a
real beauty secret, don't you? And it is
such a good secret that Miss Carroll
McComas, of the Marriage Market com
pany, wants to share it with all of you.
If you had been in my place you
would have felt rather helpless before
this woman of many talents, for Miss
MeCOmas can dance divinely, sing ador-
ably, whistle like a veritable moeking
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02

Then, second, whistlinC keeps the mus
eles around the mouth firm, preventing
the sagging of approaching age. Third,
it prevents all possibility of a double
chin; and, fourth, it imparts to the
mouth q tender, eoaxing expression
This last may sound rather frivolous in
the face of others, but 1 think it VIII
appeal to most girls of today
Some day whistling is going to play
a larger part in the world at large than
it does Just at present, but until it does
practice it whenever you can, and above
al don't forget to distribute your smiles
far and wide Smiling brings to Us al
winsome youth and interesting old age
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02

effect. feel my smile down to my
finger tips, and even down to my feet
When I smile really give my whole
sell up to it, and I believe in smiling
freely. I like to have people know me
by my smile, because try to have it
reflect my true appreciation of every
thing there is to smile at in this dear
funny old world. I believe IN smiling
about our failures as well as our sue
eesses. Who was it that said so aptly,
If we smile about a trouble it's a bub-
bic blown aways' Oh !: takes grit to
laugh when we are down. 1 know it, but
does it do any good to cry? And it is
such a comfortable feeling to know that
we are being beautiful all the time That
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
I feel my smile down to my finger tips.

bird and smile more attractively than
all of these put together. And now you
will all say that she must be well-nigh
perfect. She IS. And she is going to
talk to you now about her greatest at
traction.
I was standing in the wings when she
danced out, flushed and adorable, from
a dance number, and she wrinkled up
her pretty face in her never to be for
gotten smile when 1 told her what I
wanted.
20, yes, have an Unfailing suggestion
that will rival any beauty doctor in the
world" she said; at is truly wonder
ful-iust smile. used to think about
my smiles, but now 1 Just smile and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02

say they will feed the apples to the
pigs. They receive a circular saying
what the price is. and there is an end
of the matter. Many of them are in
sisting this year on 100 percent IN
creases-that is. from sos to 3 pounds
ton and if there is no change pigs,
not people, viii have the advantage Of
the choice cider apples.
The farmers say you can only make
English cider out of English apples
The other side hold up the threat Of
American and Canadian apples which
west country palate claims to detect at
once.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02

a waiter TO accept a tip and to provide
as punishment to fit the crime a years
Imprisonment or a $500 fine or both
The walters have the enthusiastic
backing OF the commercial travellers
organization The average wage OF
walters here is S25 a month Some re
ceiYe more but many less. For the
difference between this wage and a
decent living they must depend upon
tips, which they claim is preJudiciaI to-
selfrespect Hence, they will demand
wages of $50 or thereabout. even il
the advance has to be added to the al
ready high restaurant rates
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02

ghosts, got three police officers to
spend a night in the house. At mid
night the muffled beats began as usual.
Revolvers in hand, the detectives
searched every room until at last they
found little girl Of IS, Yvonne Van
erevening, sitting in her nightdress on
the side of her bed and kicking the
shaft conveying the water and gas
pipes through the building She said
she liked to hear the neighbors in the
morning talking about the ghosts OF
the night before. The metal carried
the sound TO every room in the house.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
+ inancier DrexeL Is
the knight Errantf' f.

Rome. Italy, Nov. An interesting
figure in Venice these DAYS is An
thony J. DrexeI. head of the ,o+o5
family of American financfers He i
described in some quarters as the
American Knight Errant
he IS always doing gracious things
41f an women, irrespective Of whether
they are fair or otherwise 1fr 49,
has a way with him" and pleases most
women He was seen the Other dav
helping a peasant to bring her wares
10 market .
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
Walters Would Jail
Those Who Tip Them

New York, Nov. lis the millennium
at hand? New YOrk's union Of walters
has declared against tipping and is
holding mass meetings and otherwise
working. out plans to abolish the nuis-
ance. Already nearly half of the 5000
active union walters here have signed
petitions TO the legislature to make It
a misdemeanOr to tip a waiter or for
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
VIII Feed Apples to the
Pigs Say Cider Strikers

London. Eng, Nov. canadian and
American apple growers may be inter-
ested in the cider strike in Hereford
shire which bids fair to develop into
serious proportions The fruit growers
are furious because the price of their
goods is fixed by the purchaser without
any reference to the views of the pro-
Queer or the extent of the crop, and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02
Girl of Is Ghost in .
Paris Haunted House

Paris, France, Nov. The PsyehoIo-
glsts and students Of the occult have
had a very pretty little problem spoiled
BY the police. Myterious noises in an
apartment house in the Avenue de
Clichy, Paris, reacted on the nerves OF
the tenants to such an extent that
some of them gave notice to leave.
Finally the landlord, sceptical OF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02

@To anyone who wants
a pretty mouth this sug-
gestOn VIII be invalu-
able.
ct initiates and there
fore develops the lungs
with each breath that is
taken
''That is important"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-11-02

q have an unfailing
suggestion that viii rival
any beauty doctor in the
world.
cit is truly wonderful
just tsmile.
q always wrinkle Up
my eyes when I laugh.
It brings dimpies into
play in the most unez-
pected places.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-08-14
Swallowing the Farm.

My homeless man with the chro-
matte nose, while you are stirring up
the sugar in 10-eent glass OF gin let
me give you a fact to wash down with
1t. You may say you have longed for
years for the free, independent life Of
the farmer, but have never been able
to get money enough together to buy
a farm But that is Just where you
are mistaken. For some years you
have been drinking good improved
farm at the rate of 100 square feet
gulp. If you doubt this statement,
figure 1t out yourself An acre OF
land contains 1880 square feet. Els
timating, for convenience, the land at
s43.5s an acre. you will see that it
brings the land to Just / mill per
square foot. Now pour down the fiery
dose and imagine you are swallowing
a strawberry patch. Call in five of
your friends and have them help you
gulp down that 500-foot garden Go
on q prolonged spree some day and
see how long It requires to swallow
enough pasture land to feed COW
Pat down that glass Of gin; there is
dirt in t-100 feet of good, rich dirt
worth 1886 per aore.-Robert J. Bur
dette
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-08-14
FEED QUESTION IS BIG ONE
Possible for Dairy Farmer to Grow
Balanced Ratlons-t1ls SaiVathNn
Depends on Point.

Mofasses is used IN many Instances
TO disguise very !ow-grade materials.
including weed seeds. Farmers should
buy the molasses and make their own
mixtures. The feed question'is big
one with dairy farmers, but it is not
a serious problem to those who have
their barns flied with good alfalfa
hay, which can be grown successfully
in every county in New Jersey, and
which, on the average, would not cost
$40 a ton. | am strongly opposed to
the purchase Of low-grade feeds, I'm,
less the price is ia proportion. which,
unfortunately, is not now the case.
as on the average feeds carrying from
5 to IL per cent protein, and high
percentage of crude fiber, cost per
ton practically the same as feeds
which carry from 10 to 40 per cent
protein, with a correspondingfy high
rate of digestibility and low percent.
age of crude fiber You could do Nd
better than to make a strong drive
for high-grade protein feeds, moro
especially for use IN the dairy, and
also for the larger growth and use of
legumes by dairy farmers. It is pos
sible for tho dairy farmer to grow
balanced rations. or at least to get
along with very small purchase of
feeds, says a writer III an exchange.
The salvation of the dairy farmer de-
ponds largely upon this point
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1913-08-14
SCHOOL BOARD MEETING.
Proceedings of Board In Session
Monday.

The Board of School Commissioners
convened Monday in regular session
with President Glotfelty and Commits
sloner Yost present.
Repairs and improvements to the Oak
land grammar school were authorized
to the amount of $3.50.
After consulting with the attorney to
the Commissioners and after calculating
the probable expenses thereof and after
studying the physical characteristics of
this county as well as after having read
the reports of the actions of other
boards of school commissioners of this
state relative to their action thereon.
which were by large majority mega
tive IN their action, the school commits
siOners of Garrett county decided to de-
fer for the coming year any action re-
garding the adoption or enforcement of
any compulsory school attendance with
in their jurisdiction.
The commissioners decided not to
erece the building at Bethlehem this
year owing to the lack of funds
Teachers were appointed in the coun-
tY as follows: Stricker's Siding, Miss
Nora Cover; Winding Ridge, Prema
SchIossnagle; Bittinger, Miss Tennie
Miller; Kitzmiller, Miss Pleasant How
ard; Crellin Maud Nicholson and Mar
guerite Hart; Hutton, Bridget Maroney.
Adjourned to convene on Saturday,
Sept. 9Th next.