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The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
To Write Book on Matrimonv

A mutual friend tells me that she has
lust been visiting Lady Randolph Chur-
emil, as Mrs. George West now wishes to
be called and that she was immensely in
terested in the manner in which that lady
had decorated her rooms with her drs.
husbands photograph, which almost nned
the walls On her writing table were two
pictures of him, miniature and a de-
hgbtful silver point. In the days when
she was Mrs. George West. one of these
was not to be seen.
My Informant says Lady Randolph is
about to write book on matrimony and
though at the moment she is smarting
under her recent experiences, it will be
very witty and humorous, for even now
when she does speak of certain events of
the immediate past her sallies both of
wit and sarcasm are highly amusing.
Work, she says. that's the only way
to cure trouble and to make one forget
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
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ROOMS-WANTED-ROARD


NANTEp-Three or four rooms on South
Highlands for light housekeeping: would
consider taking half house; possession
October i telephone Main 1868 or write.
Address W-34 care Age Herald.
NANTED-Room and board in private
family near Five Points for couple and
daughter; best local references given.
Address Permanent care Age-Herald
WANT NTED-September l. two or three
unfurnished rooms with sleeping porch
for light housekeeping, North or South
Highlands. Phone SOl0 Main Monday.
THREE Of four unfinished rooms and
bath ON South Highlands for light
housekeeping; references exchanged
Phone Main l5s6-W. 1l34 S. 18th St
WANTED Furnished cottage near Five
Points for man and wife; must be rea-
sonable and have ali modern conven-
iences. Address E-35, care Age-Herald
WILL lease to S-room. modern house
direct from owner Prefer Norwood
section near North Birmingham car
line, Ii. ii. b., Age Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
Never Enough

From the st. Louis Republic.
Suppose you had all the money you
wanted, so much, in fact, you couldnt I
possibly want any more? What would
you do with it?''
why, I'd invest 1t so it would double
itself within 10 years. You don't imagine
I'd let it lie idle, do you?''
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
Drafting the Exnerts

From the st. LOUIS Republic.
What's become of that bunch that was
always coming to town to take in the
sights?"
What? Haven't you heard? Where
do You suppose we draft our materials to
formulate the vice committeesr
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

LADIES-When delayed or irregular, use
Triumph Pills. Always dependable. Re
lief' and particulars free Write Ma
tional Medical Institute, milwaukee,.
Wis. 6-S-10t-suns
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
Ryan's


s35Oo-Modern room Bungalow. well
located at West End. Beautiful
electric fixtures, mission finish Just
2 blocks north of car line. An op-
portunity to get beautiful home on
easy terms.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

GET Matrimonial paper con-
tanning advertisements marriageable
PEOPLE from all sections, rich poor,
young, old, Protestants Catholics.
mailed sealed free. The Correspondent,
Toledo, Q. 6-29-6t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
MARY MONOPOL|zED
BALLROOM FLOOR
AT LAST COURT BALL
No One Allowed to Dance
While She Is Using
Floor
OLD RULE REVIVED;
GUESTS NOT PLEASED
Lord Uffington Wants to Shoot Big
Game in Africa-Lady Sybil
Smith Latest of Extreme
Militant Suffragettes
RY.LAnY.MARY.


London. August 16.-t Especial )-As soci-
ely would not do anything to make the
last week OF the season gay the King and
Queen gave a court ball. But it could
scarcely be called a success and has been
much discussed ever since. 1t was inti-
mated that when the Queen danced no
one else must take the floor and as her
majesty danced nearly every dance, most
of the guests stood gazing in amazement,
or loafing around, not knowing what to
do. Some who did not comprehend the
new etiquette Joined in the dancing, but
were tipped with golden wand by Major
Crichton one of the gentlemen ushers,
and requested to desist. These were quite
furious and had lot to say afterwards
not by any means nice. But people could
not be blamed for not understanding, for
the very good reason that it is an old
fashioned rule revived. The present gem
Grafton of dancers never remembers what
took place in the days of the late Queen
Victoria or Queen Alexandra, who had
long ceased to perform round dances
when she came to the throne.
Guests Had Small Chance
Now and again Queen Mary, who is
really fine waltzer, came back to the
dais and then the general guests got their
occasions one could see how much the son
and daughter of the American ambassa-
dor were enjoying themselves dancing to-
gether. They appeared to know very few
in the room and suggested that the whole
thing was very different from anything
they had ever before seen, though the ex-
perience was amusing.
The Battenberg princes looked decided
~ bored, as they had so few opportuni-
ties OF asking any of the pretty girls in
society on whom they are so keen, to be
their partners, but Prince Arthur of Con-
naught had thetime of his life dancing
every other dance with his fiance and her
sister. This caused many heartburnings,
as for years he was in the habit of lead
ing out pretty society women.
BY the way. when the Queen honors a
man by dancing with him, it is she and
not he who gives the invitation and this
rule holds good also in the case of
princesses. People are saying if her
majesty is wise she will rescnd this rule
of not allowing any one but members of
the royal family to dance when she does.
Very grave offense is being given and she
is making enemies fast and furious by her
attitude, which is not appreciated by even
the most loyal
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

MARRY RICH-Matrimonia, paper =.
highest character, containing hum
dreds of photos and descriptions %
marriageable people with means;
mailed free: sealed, either sex; write
today; one may be your ideal. Ad
dress Standard Cor. Club, Box 607
Grayslal<e, Ill. 11-12-tf-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

DRINK habit cured, free trial; cases
where other remedies have failed espe-
cially desired. Write for full partic-
uiars sealed. Wayside Laboratory No. L
Everett Station. Boston. Mass. s-10-St-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

NEGOTIATE loans and sell real es
state. Jerome Tucker. 207 21st street
226-tr-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

LADIES AND MEN-ARE YOU OUT
FOR BARGAINss WE SELL 50 LOW
CUT SHOES. WHITE, BLACK AND
TAN FOR s1.45. REMNANT STORE,
2Ol7 ID AVE.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

WE negotiate loans and sell real es-
tate, can handle desirable farm
loans Malone-McconneIl Co.. 2024 I'd
ave. 7-l7-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

s2750--200 acre farm, SO acres in culti-
walton, good, large pasture, nice 8
room residence in good repair Large
barn, good tenant houses, orchard
and good spring; on public road, 2
miles from railroad station IL miles
north of Selma. Will trade this for
good Birmingham or Suburban rent
al property.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

PRIVATE PARTY WANTS TO LOAN
$500 AT PER CENT INTEREST ON
BIRMINGHAM REAL ESTATE.
STATE LOCATION IN ANSWERING.
ADDRESS ca. CARE AGE-HERALD.
S-16-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

MARRY-Hundreds of wealthy mem
bers wishing to marry soon descrip-
ton free; reliable club. Mrs. Wrubel,
Dept 2, Box 26, Oakland, Cal
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
ONE CENT A WORD
PERSONAL

RATES-0ne cent word n day; no al.
taken for less than 2Jc for first inser-
tian. Cash must nccompauH order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

MARRY Thousands wealthy; will marry
soon; all ages, descriptions free. Write
at once. Western Club, Dept. u, 26S
Market, San Francisco, Cal. S-10-2t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

FREE reading by stars on all subjects
nothing kept back; send birthdate
dime Address Frank Schuberger
Weir Kansas
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

REAL Els rAIE loans TO suit you In
amount terms and interest, can pay
back monthly or yearly; will take
second mortgages. John w. Prude,
l0G N. 22d st. Bell phone 240.
10-16-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

WE negotiate personal loans secured by
acceptable collateral 1886 First Natl
Bldg. ;-1s-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

LADIES-S10O0 reward; l positively guar
antee my great successful Monthly
remedy; safely relieves some of the
longest, most obstinate, abnormal cases
IN three to five Gays; no harm, pain OF
interference with work; mail, sl.50.
Double strength. $500. DR.. Southington.
IS Long Bldg. Kansas City, Mo. 6-24-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

MONEY to loan on furniture without re-
moval; business confidential; no delay.
Phone 4o-J West End. Alabama Loan
and Investment Co, Powderly. S-10-tf
slOoO or $500 to loan an improved Br-
inlnsham real estate; prompt attention
II. ID. Smith, 206 Hood Bldg. S-14-4t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

FREE-Reliable. convincing predictions,
etc, mysterious reading; birth date.
&c in stamps for mailing, etc: a surprise.
Prof T. Gibbs. b. Peoria. ILL.,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

$1sO0-Modern 6 room residence, To-
Gated on Tidewater car line, East
Woodlawn. Only been built about z
months. One-fourth cash. balance
easy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17
MONEY TO LEND

TALK WITH ALAN JEMISON.
Ground floor Steiner Bldg. s-6-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

WE HAVE CLIENTS DESIRING, mo
MAKE LOANS IN AMOUNTS $1,000
$1,000, $1,000, $500, AND PER CENT,
PROMPT ATTENTION TO APPLfsA
lions. JiMlSON REAL ESTATE
AND INSURANCE. CO., 10TH ST
GROUND FLOOR FIRST NATIONAL
bANh BLDG. 5-1S-su-tu-thu-tf
$500 to loan for three years on improved
city property. p o. Box 254 Phone
G100.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

MORTGAGE loans on city and suburban
property Ed $. Moore. lll6 Brown
MatX, 9-16-su- tIl-t thu-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

MONEY TO lend real estate II. G.
Fonyille, 5Sl LIST Nat Bank Bldg 6-22-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

FIRST MORTGAGE LOANS
Negotiated on city business and city and
suburban residence property. Low rates
and prompt attention; purchase money
notes hought
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

JEMISON REAL ESTATE &. ms. co
2ll North 2Jth Street.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

Guests Had Small Chance

gether. They appeared to know very Few
in the room and suggested that the whole
thing was very different from anything
they had ever before seen, though the ex-
perience was amusing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17

The Battenberg princes looked decided
~ bored they had so few opportuni-
ties of asking any of the pretty girls in
society on whom they are so keen. to be
their partners, but Prince Arthur of Con-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-08-17


naught had thetime of his life dancing
every other dance with his fiance and her
sister. This caused many heartburnings,
as for years he was in the habit of lead
ing out Dreftv societv women
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
rnnniar Sun Rath.

Tie sun bach is said to be SO poRI-
lar at present in Germany that in
several sites one can buy 9 ticket for
sun bath j as in lmarica one
hla 9 tieGot T : batA ii nc
Tila stn hath ticket eatidca hafhine
er 10 q room for dis77Iho sun
suit and q fnln-
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Ocean Deuizens,

According to Sir John Murray, one
.cf the greatest authorities on ocean.
ography, the bottom is a desert Of
pitch-0lack darkness, penetrating cold.
and eternal silence. Worms, sea
buildings, and coral polyps ~slnggishly
crawl or sway in the almost current
less depths, and only two species Of
fish, both OF them, with much head
and little body, have been found
deeper than a mile and q quarter
down.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
CHAp1TRE Y
Demon.

Vieumaite en- EFT pro5ablement dlt
lavantage s5ns !e yacacme cui ss III
t~crt.a-coup oars Ia ccrr; les nesflii'
ons ponssa:en. des cris de jo1e, les
ehiens atoyaient, les ccqs DIES basses'
sours Sc rapcrdaient par des signauS
4 alarne.
Tn petit neegre,%les yeux hors de Ia
Etc, EXTRA avsc fracas dams la SAT-
5 manger, ct Cit a saint-Ybars lap,
C{ michia Demon; Ii trape q
nal & fumel.' dion, Pc,
InnsdIatement aprss &c 1ssreon don't
laFgo VT entrer IN jen,aEnt.a'oise lui
la resemblance ayec Juneau. Mais
apprit que c'etait .1Smie de Ia soenr
@aatant Ia phg aStant celle du frsre
@talt anlaees es yeux petillaient de
1'a.' aaiz 5oaes, entlammees par IA
jc1s s1eflnence du success Ct au 50.
aousaient couvertes de poussiefe :.
ls1~l selaient de sueur. Tous les Doa,
kens dc "a chemise etaient paf.ls. %
vesse ct sen pantalon de coutli e'ai.
orr declines en- plusieurs cndfoils' g
tacnss de boue ct de jus d'heree. son
ehageau de paille a large bora douole
4 ,ercale verte. stait reiete en- arr
Is. laissaat tcmler sur Q 'front.' Sc
caeveux chatains ct bopclss. i te1a
sous sen aras sauehe IN %trebuehef
deux oonlpartin ents, dams le comp
imans sap an, n pape enapaf
tait ike dams latitude du com
Fans Is ~eog.rartis den Las
s:;ann:ess s'asstta..ans cars t5at
sens. epe.l'us de *a1psIss ct sc e.
nspon Ola son chaosaa, 9
III ) SO s,srs, 81 Msfe. s'is'
pi.e, * feaeHs : csaala-aA
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Good Object L.esson

me pupils of a Cleveland (ohio)
school have taken part in a dramatic
sketch before the mo-ing picture
camera, and their youthful figures and
the lesson they teach will Don be
known throughout the land. For it 10
q lesson that they are teaching-the
lesson of the importance of the are
Of the teeth.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
For Shoe Lace TIPS,

The tips of shoe laces sometimes
come Off quite good laces. In this
case they may be replaced with i'm
pTomptu TAGS CT sealing #ax. Cut
the tag, smear il over with snns.l,i,e
wax. then press it to a
the wax Is still w5r
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Moi Really Serinue-

My cases are all simple ones, such
ss stealing boxes of matches and
ha~ndkerchiefs, and bigamy," said a
prisoner at observation-disclosures
court. after 2S previous convictions
had been proved against him.-Lon-
dca Mail.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Feline Wieaonl.

'Tf a man could only fall like a cat
and Iasd on his feet every time, this
world would be a happier place"
"so doubt; but if a man wouldn't
so many more chances than a
cat does he wouldn't fail SO often.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Legacy to Have III, Health Drunk.

Legacy to Have His Health Drunk.
Mr.. John Dipple Of Leytenstope;Sli-
eensed victualler. who died on Sep.
TENDER 21slbequeathed e25o to the;
treasurer of the Leyspring lodge Of
Free Masons upon trust to apply the
income in providing for a. silent toast
tic be drunk to his memory. to be pro-
posed at the installation banquet of
the lodge by the master.-London
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Purple Patches.

It's always a pity when o mar
doesn't get married Ile can't lelp
s'ippirg into queer ways With melody
T, tel him how silly lie is. There is
rs one wijoB sou 50 realiy learn TO
dislike - 4 person you have inj;ired.e
The BraWns,' IS j. +. Buchrose,
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
WhistIerss House

Whistler wrote jestingly over his
door: Except the Lord build the
house, they labor in vain that build it.
2. W. Goodwin, F. S. A., built this
observation-disclosures and Literary
shrines Of London by a. st. John
Adcoch. Y9i
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
EIackcninC Aluminium.

80 blacken aluminium alloys, states
the Electrical Review. imraerse the ar
tlcle in a boiling hot solution of caus-
TIC soda OF 80 per cent. strength for q
few seconds; wash Off the excess Of
caustlc, dry in sawdust and polish
with a plumbagoed brush.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
s.eaal Repsrtee.

81 Ami now ] mpan to handle your
;stfhsssns without gloves said &
Gtpasel,s,whose witnesses mad met
With rather severe treatment from
the other side e1naect! That's
lore Than I s,loe!G Ike TO 10 VITA
.youra," smilingly lytcrted his learned
TREND.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Matter Easily Settled,

Butler-"Quick! Quick! Your
wife, sir. is climbing out of the win
dow to elope with your chauffeur, sir"
Master-'Humph! Ask them, as they
pass the newspaper Office, to insert an
'ad' for a new chauffeur"
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Opposition.

d Biair county b2rrister recently
handed . brief up to The court IN
which he thus described his tfo
brethren on the other side: "Ihcf
are like two ehorls in ? countt5
graveyard seeking a carcass to de-
Vour."-pliiadeipIia hecGfd.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
AS First Glance

A mar usually Identifies the woman
who interests him with the mood in
which he first cav her, even with the
clothes she happened to be wear
ing.-Tamsie,'' by I,osamund No
pier.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Appealing Invitation.

Professor OF Chemistry--"If any.
thing should go wrong in this expert
n1ent we and the laboratory with us
might be blown sky-high! Come
closer. gentlemen. so that you may be
better able to follow me-"
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Had 10 Be Done.

"You cannot burn the cand', ct
both ends" said the young wife, re.
monstrating with her hard-wol ing
literary husband. I'm afraid, Fll
dear" was the reply. "it is the onlv
way to make both ends meet"
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Speak in Truth.

Speak not at all, in any wise, till
you have somewhat to speak; care
not for the reward Of your speaking,
but simply and with undivided mind
for the truth of your speakiug.-Car.
lyle.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
MEANING OF love

You must first find out che mean.
ing OF love and then see that you do
what love bids you, but the essential
thing is that you must find out that
meaning for yourself.-Tolstoy.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
xnew His Man.

Gibbs-That's a pretty rockylooL.-
ing umbrella you have there, Oh
mar. J wouldn't carry one like that"
Dlbbs-"i know you wouldn't; that's
the reason ! carry it when you're
about"
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Anhor;sras Of Lady lsrans.

I It is such a RELIEF to "let go" as my
aunt said when she gave up keeping
a waist! Women find a man dull and
uninteresting when he proposes to
another woman. "The CheQuer
Board by Lady Sibil Grant.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Wanted Advice.

me Of CITY Gentleman iwho has
eone back 10 the landl ~ doctor
! are inst tho s.itI | watt to sec, +
you to tell me now to cure aside
Of bacon"
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Luke MeLvke S0Ye.

When two women get real chummy
and lay their souls bare before one
another It 10 q sign that they are to
be deadly enemies in a few weeks.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Needs q Nickname

II it Is true that a taxicab in Ath-
ems is called a Observation-Disclosures
moxaxe, we should think that before
you got through calling 1t, It might be
out Of sight.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Uncenscfoas yuIuarity.

You can be as vulgar as you like, so
long as you know that you are being
vulgar; it is when you are vulgar With
out knowing it that you are socially
lost.-Adam's Orchart.. by Sarah
Grand.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
But NO Man Does.

l. man would save a great deal Of
valuable time If g list OF addresses
important in his business were as
easy to remember as a bunch Of fun
ny Observation-Disclosures Star.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Her Dread.

There is nothing more painful to all
actress than to appear On the stage
looking as old as she really is.
My Autobiography by Madame
Judith.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Exclamation,

Name said the idea Of her mother
bringing home q new husband made
her tired" Z suppose that is why she
would not go a step father.'-BaIti-
more American.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01

tilne, mais Il croyait que parmi les
llommes de race blanche. les uns nais.
sent Dour commander, les autres poul
c'&ir. NatereIIement il Sc classait
rarmi les privileges nes pour com
mander. Jamais hcnme all monde ne
fut plus Tier ct plus heureux que lui,
lie Jour Oh Il acheta un vieux Negro q
lenean.
conaclla ct prot6ge par Mile. pul-
cherie, n, Heha s'etait fait une jolie
petite fortune. Maintenant, prenant
ses aises, il n'acceptatt cue les elaves
quis lui convenient. Ii aSIait d'habit-
alton en %habitation, dams une eIegante
voiturc dent Saint bars lui await fat
cadeau, Sc dormant 3 donner ies
leccGs d'listoire ST de Literature, Il
atait bayard, grand contour dance
dotes, ayant toRiours quelque chose
dc meiiIeur a dire que les autres. Apres
lie r6eit, ce aa'il ainait le1 mieux
c'etait de faire de Pesprit. Non seule-
-nant il metta!t son cergeau a Ia tor
ture, pour en- tirer des ieug de mots,
nais il apprenati par ecu tous ceux
fu3l troupait dams les %iournauy.
NJ, Hehe fit observer Qne Demon ne
pataissait pas encore, quoique l'on flt
d6ia au dessert.
"Ah! par oxemple. ajouta-t-il en- re-
gaT..nt du cote de Pelasge, 81 mon
estimable collsgue parvient a en-
seianer l'eyactitude { son eleve, je lie
iroclame lie ph6niy des professors.
QUAINT q moi, je mai jamais pu ell OBJ
tenir, dcux jonrs en- suite, quill fit 2
,aGle al commencement du repas.
"Demcn Went apras les autres," dit
ChaEGd'Oisel, pace gull mango vite
ct peu; quand il a fini. ii s'ennuie d
table"
"D'accord, MademoiselIe," reprit M.
E&h6. mails 81 yctre frere await cette
aTid,t6 d'apprendre cue montrent les
cnfants destinses & bri!ler TN jour
dams ,e monde, il resterait tout lie
temps a table pour ecouter Ia CONVEX
satian des grapdes %personnes. In en-
ant sagne tcu5curs beaucoup aux en-
trctjens Gun homme instTnif ct maltre
de 81 laggue. Demon ne salt pas
.IcSaNter e'ost m~aiheureux, mails c'est
TN felt. Zen arrelle. 4 Nile. Pull
ic.n
Ga!temant.' ~ro1az7ela NILE
Entrl Ic, I'll
s..hn erafere q conversation ties
nayras il est ta-is rs fDnrfe cans L.
cuisine"
.itlnca qrltta tatle, ,es1.araaa
ciyantA'o:sel, cuahc IN paae
crosses aau na colnprer sas. ai'aa
el4endre les nsgres laaent2r dea
aarcosUe riea dc oe qa,ls d.
Gems re Iii echappe."
81 Mad9moiseile he cherehait pas d
6 cuser sen fgere,' dit aisrcment
MNe. Falcaezie," &c segait bien extra.
~ealin3ire.'
"Tu az raison, chant-d'oisel," II
pcsta yieumaite; il faut toujours
rrenace Ia defense des absents. Je
rclve, mel, cue D5ncn fat preuye
diateitigcncs CT n'eccutant cue &c
Gull comprer6. Il Anne les contes des
negras? c'est bien naturel. Qui de nous.
a sen ass, ne les a pas ecoutes aTec
plAisir? Til reste, ne neus y troAa'
.cns pas, Il Y a dars ces recits. o'i1ge
lintere.t du drame, inc malice queique.
fcis tres fine
rTY nyr-y,JS II
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
aomantie. li.assa.

you cant imagine how romantic
it is whsra sc live! At night when
everythins Is asleep sometimes hear
the nightingale singing in the woods.
Then | take my horn and accompany
him for hoars.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Exercise.

There may be courtesy. there may
be even temper and wit and talent and
sparkling conversation, there may be
good will, even, and yet the human
est and divinest faculties pine for ex-
ercise.-Thoreau.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Daily Reminder.

Know myself! II you are mediocre
take your medicine. In human af.
fairs no legislation will ever make
1t possible for the tail to was the
dog.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Willing 10 Be Sacrificed.

Father Ito his old friends pretty
daughter)-"Good-by, my dear. I
won't kiss you: / have such a cold.
His Son with alacrity)-"<Ctan I dc
anything for you, father??"
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
-nitc -.

ne iinpcrtant end Of historical
knowledge is a prudent agplicatioe If
It to ourselves, with q vie to reaa-
late ard amend u !cwn c~onGuor.--
Thomas Couch.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Lucky Adam.

another advantage Adaai had vaa
tiat sire, h. came bacltfrom Z party
sis aidn't have 10 talk to Eve about
whaf the women had on
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01

patron-'Wf. you so long
with my eggs?' svajter-Pardon the
delay, SIT; but they were laisiaid.'
Judge.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Sexual Difference.

a. woman is afraid she'll get a
Glance to be tempted. and a man that
he Won't.--New York Press.
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01
Some Bunker.

Megapfonist Ton sightseeing auto)
--sThis is Bunker EIill." Golfing Brit
on--"Ah, that was a bunker, to be
sure!"
Lower coast gazette., 1913-02-01

Ambiguous.
Wrs. Hnaeg-"You NAV not k

Mrs. 1Snassgg- Q may not KHVa .
hut ! had refused Billy Batch, who
stood III with yea when Wn 'pfe
,narriea asr. Knags We'll, the best
fna