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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
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Efficiency Expert.

James," said the efficiency expert,
annoyed by the cheerful habit which
his chauffeur had Of whistling while
at his work, you should remember
that the greatest fortunes nowadays
are made from the by-products of
waste. Hereafter when you whistle,
whistle in the tires and save me the
expense Of a pump. "-Harper's
Weekly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Too True!

II can't understand why you wish
to lavish your affection on a dog.
Why don't you adopt child?"
"Oh, should be afraid to become
fond Of a child. If It should die one
couldn't have 1t stuffed and put in
corner of the library, you know
Fun.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
She Cauuht Him.

The young girl confronted him with
flashing eyes.
What did you mean," she demand
ed, "by kissing me as | lay asleep in
the hammock this morning?"
But" protested the youth, II only
took one"
You did not. counted at least
seven before aYoke."-Ladies' Home
Journal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Different Time.
you seem happier"

You seem happier"
Yes" responded the clerk in the
department store. 1--WE been trans
ferred from the silk counter to the
grindstone department. And very
few women out shopping insist Cd
paving over that stock"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13

Mr.. Hum Bug-Ssy, old man, why
don't you try to get little tat on you
like me?
Mr.. Water Bug-Can't My work
takes me into a lot of these small
water pipes, and l could never get
through them If l was as fat as you
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
mrhe Plot of the Show

Jones-Well, Smithy, how did you
like the show last night?
Smith-Oh, fair.
Jones-What was the plot?
Smith-Don't know. Think It was
between the author and the manager
to get two dollars out of the audi
ence.-Life.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Nalln Of contantmant.

A contented mind is the greatest
blessing a man can enjoy In this
world, and If, in the present life, his
happiness arises from conquering his
desires, It will arise In the next from
the qualification of them.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
The BruteI

do you believe that money has
germs on it?"
at may have"
What in the world shall we do?"
Don't worry; it would take a
mighty active germ to hop from the
money to you during the short time
that you keep what l give you"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
How He Acts At the Game.

Mrs. Knicker-Did your husband
take you to the ball game?
Mrs. Bocker-Yes, and wonder
why can't ever make him talk 10 the
sook like he does TO the umpire.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Similar Advlces.

Some people In this world are Hike
eggs"
TN what particular respectf"
They are always getting beaten for
other peoples deserts"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Poet Inses Lime.

"How long does Fennison spend on
one of his poems?"
He told me he spent six weeks Oh
the last one he wrote"
You don't say,"
Yes; It took him ten minutes to
write it and the balance of the time
he was trying to persuade some one to
buy it."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Now II Is Different.

Il thought they were going 70 Eu-
rope for the summer"
When did they tell you that?"
Last November"
Oh everybody was going TO Europe
for the summer last November"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Pretty Sure.

II man who has a product Of his
own to sell can continue TO think wen
OF It after he has interviewed two or
three people who are trying to keep
him from finding out that they really
want TO buy IT, he is pretty sure TO poe
sess the elements OF succesA
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Times FIluht.

Times flight will frequently dismay
With changes gradual, but immense.
The letter that you write today
May startle you few years hence.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13

Gentleman Ito lady who has just
taken the seat offered in street carl
beg your pardon.
LADY, didn't speak, sir.
Gentleman-Oh! thought you said
Thank you"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
Guarding an impression.

~Why doesn't that Partisan play
wright accept those challengesf" He's
IN a predicament. He is a tragic en-
thor and can't afford TO let the pub
lice see him In anything A. funny ~ {
French duei."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13

This enc is jus Oft the presses. This
gust been completed, this atlas contains
the official figures. 1913 pages of 3 color
maps brought right down to date-every
map giving the results of the most recent
surveys. All railroads are shown and
included. There are q double page maps
showing in detail portions Of the U. 5.
ard Canada. Dimensions l0h xl31s.
Bound in stiff linen--Silvar Leaf Title
printed on heavy plate paper. Sells
reSplarly for $500. A splendid gift.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13

World Magazine

which also insuets
the for
and
ande way
jock
ne mmed he Two
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-09-13
A Fine Atlas

the presses This year
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
COST OF SPORT is IMMENSE
Golf, erich Mans Came" Responsible
for Expenditure of $3oooo,ooo in
the British Isles.

The estimate that 250,0e0 golfers in
the British isles spend $12,500,000
every year for caddies services,
$6,250,000 for club dues, like amount
for balls, $625,00 for clubs and $250,000
for green fees, making an aggregate
annual expenditure of $25,875,000,
which amount would be increased to
$30,000,000 or more if transportation
included, comes as pointed sugges-
ton of the part sport may play in
current costs of living.
Golf, of course, is regarded as
rich mans game" not only because
its playing calls for wide space, cost
ly plants and personal attendance,
but also by reason of the fact that
considerable leisure is required for
it's practice, says the Cleveland
Leader Even so, golf may be played
on a much more economical basis than
that used as an average in the English
estimate.
The probability is that any golfer,
no matter how modest and economical
he may be in the sport, or any fol-
lower of tennis, yachting, baseball,
trapshooting or other amateur game
it be so-called rich mans
game" or poor mans '-would be
startled by the result if he were to
make an accurate count of the cost
of one seasons play. Money spent
piecemeal in pursuit of pleasure slips
away unnoticed, though in astonishing
aggregate. Very likely American boys
spend more than the British golfers
$3O,000,O00 every year on sand lot"
baseball-and baseball is not consid-
cred an extravagant pastime.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Yankee Team Made Up.

The acceptance of Reginald Caug-
hey, Ukiah (Cal) High school boy
of the invitation of the Amateur Ath-
letic union to join the all-American
track and field team which will leave
San Francisco for the Antipodes on
November -, completes the organi-
zation. Caughey is shot-putter.
James Rosenberger of the New York
Irish-Americans will be the Splinter
on the team; R. R. Templeton of San
ford university will do the hurdles,
high jump, broad jump and polo
vault, and James Power, the Ameri-
can and Canadian mile champion, will
go that distance.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26

If we were promoting a Chautau-
qua ensemble of oratory and such.
we'd make an attempt to grab the
address which Hurry-Up Yost deliv-
cred to his conquered Wolverines, says
the Detroit Journal
Just as the tip was spreading, or at
least trucking, to the effect that Mich
igan had her greatest eleven since
Heston's day, the Michigan Aggies
tear Ann Arbor wide open. But being
beaten by the Aggies is nothing to
what the Wolverine squad drew when
Yost arose to deliver few brief and
impromptu remarks. Uniforms of as
bestos would be the only guard against
having at least eleven human hides
scorched to dry crisp.
Here's an example, with Yost on the
rostrum: Jenkins, / want to con-
graduate you on the way you played
left end. 1t was better than anything
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
NEW COACHES PROVE BENEFIT
College Conference Football Teams
Show Improvement in Game-Three
Striking Successes.

The old adage of the cleaning prop
critics of new broom has been strik-
ingly illustrated thus far in the 1913
football season. With four of the nine
conference colleges guided by new
coaches and one of the two big" out
siders in the same position, there
have been three striking successes
and two ordinary showings Illinois,
Purdue and Notre Dame all have
strengthened their coaching depart
ments, while Northwestern and Ohio
State do not seem to have suffered in
the slightest from the changes made.
At Wisconsin, Bill Juneau, who may
be classed as newcomer, is as sue
cessful as the men at any of the
schools mentioned.
When the season opened Robert c.
Zuppke at Illinois, Andy Smith at
Purdue, Dennis Grady at Northwest
ern, Jack Wilce at Ohio and Jesse
Harper at Notre Dame were the CEN
ter of attraction. Each had his adj
mirers and his critics. but all have
succeeded beyond the hopes even of
their greatest friends.
Even Grady, although his team has
been beaten in nearly every contest
it has played, can be classed as sue
cessful, for Northwestern has learned
more football than in several years.
The inability of his men to carry out
his instructions does not detract from
the credit due to the Purple tutor.
Perhaps the most striking success
of the year is the work done by
Happy Andy Smith at Purdue.
Smith succeeded in raising a second
rate team into the top ranks and
made the Boilermakers contenders for
the conference championship for the
first time in years. 1t has been direct
ly due to Smiths work, for the mate
rial at his disposal was no better than
last season, when the Lafayette team
was an easy victim for any high class
machine that happened to oppose it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
TO ACCOMPANY MEAT
PREPARATIONS OF VEGETABLES
THAT ARE FAvORlTES.
Scaiioped Tomatoes viii Always Be
Enjoyed-Spaahetti In Real itaI-
ian styIe-Red Pepper Salad
Is Excellent.

Scalloped Tomatoes-In the bottom
of buttered baking dish put layer
of tomatoes (peeled and cut In small
slices) sprinkling of sugar, salt and
pepper; then a layer of chopped onion
and green pepper. Add few bits OF
butter, cover with bread crumbs, then
another layer of tomatoes, etc., until
the dish is filled, the top layer OF fine
bread crumbs covering the dish, and
bake in a moderate oven about 40
minutes to brown the top. Remove
the cover ten minutes before the to-
matoes are done.
Spaghetti--Spaghetti, Italian style,
can be prepared with very little
trouble in the following manner:
Put the spaghetti without break
ing) into boiling sailed water. boil
rapidly uncovered from so to 40 min
utes. While it is cooking open a can
of tomato soup, heat the contents in
saucepan, add lump of butter, good
sprinkling of onion salt Cor spoonful
of onion juice), little celery salt and
a dash of pepper. When the spaghetti
10 QOAC, vi all duu SONC1 Win SAAo
sauce. Serve at the table with grated
Parmesan cheese.
Lentils-Wash the lentils and soak
them over night. Next morning drain.
cover with boiling water and cook
slowly one hour. Drain and press
through a colander Return to the
saucepan, season with salt and pepper
and add a good-siZed lump of butter.
Beat thoroughly over the fire until hot.
The lentils should be of the consist
ency of mashed potatoes. Pour over
each serving tablespoonful of tomato
sauce or chilli sauce.
Red Pepper Salad-Wash, and cut
the peppers in halves Qengthwise),
removing the seeds. Cover with cold
water and cook until tender, but not
too soft. Cool and cut into strips.
Serve on lettuce with French or Italian
dressing
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Good Substitute for Butter.

An economical substitute for butter,
especially for use in seasoning vege-
tables. etc, is made by frying out ham,
bacon or poultry fat. either raw or
cooked, also the droppings from sau-
sages, or the fat skinned from soup,
or gravy, allowing to each half pint
a small onion, little thyme, a tea
spoonful of salt and a little pepper
Try out at low temperature, strain
t1roufh cheesecloth and keep in a
cold place.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Iinhtninn superstItions.

According to the ancients, no one
could be struck by lightning while
asleep and no tree struck by lightning
could be burnt. Splinters from such
tree. diligently chewed. were an in
faIlibIe cure for toothache and were,
of course, pleasanter to the taste than
the dentists forcepS. And the old
time schoolboy firmly believed that II
he were rash enough to mention light
ming directly after flash the import
ant part of his raiment would be I'M
mediately torn off. And many were
his attempts to land his fellows in
that predicament.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26

Mel Snow ever showed. I'm glad you
remembered my instructions to always
jump to one side when the run swung
around your way. If you hadn't, the
runner with the ball might have
bumped into you and been jolted a bit.
And then too, you might have gotten
your handkerchief dusty or broken
the crystal of your wrist watch. Stick
to that system and never get in the
runners way. When the goods get
up bean-bag team you ought to make
a good substitute.
And say, Smith, your work at
tackle was great. They only walked
through you eighteen out of nineteen
starts. like to see a man jump out
of the way Of play, for it shows he
is thinking of his family. You're a
wonder. AS tackle you're the best
delicatessen clerk that ever sold a
pound of cheese"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Scotch Mullins.

One and one-half pints -four, one
cupful honey, one-half teaspoonful salt.
two teaspoonfuls baking powder, two
tablespoonfuls butter, three eggs and
little over one-half pint milk or thin
cream. Sift together -four, salt and
powder; rub in butter, cold; add beat
en- eggs, milk or thin cream and honey.
Mix smoothly into batter as for pound
cake about one-half fill sponge cake
tins, cold and fully creased, and bake
in good steady oven seven or eight
minutes.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26

Aunt Selma Braddock's Cherry Pie.
Line your pie tin with rich crust.
Mix four tablespoonful of sugar with
two of -four, and sprinkle little more
than half of it over the bottom Of
the crust. Have ready pint OF
seeded cherries; put in half of them
and sprinkle over them the remainder
of the sugar and -four. Then put in
rest of the cherries and juice and
sprinkle with heaping tablespoonful
of sugar. Wet the edges of the under
crust, put on thin top crust, cutting
Sits in the middle for escape of
steam. Press the edges of paste to-
gether and bake in moderate oven
for 20 minutes to half an hour.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Crust Wheat MeaI.

Put one pound of flour, pinch OF
salt and a half teaspoon of baking
powder into a basin. Mix them well,
then rub into them six ounces OF
fresh butter. Work the mixture with
a knife or fork into a paste by the adj
dition of half pint of water. Roll it
out once or twice and it will be ready
for use. Sufficient one pound for a
pudding large enough for three or four
persons.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Roxburv Cake.

One-half cup of butter, one cup or
sugar, one cup of molasses. one cup of
sour milk four yolks of eggs, three
cups of sifted flour, two teaspoonfuls
of cinnamon, one teaspoonful of
cloves, grating of nutmeg, two tea
spoonfuls of soda, whites of four eggs,
one cup of currants or nut meats.
Prepare in the usual manner, sift-
ing the soda and spices into the flour
and then sitting the whole together.
The recipe makes three dozen small
cakes.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Nnthinn for Him.

yes" said Mr. Bliggins, my wife
had hay fever as usual this year, and
nv daughter had brain fag from over
study and my son had insomnia.
and wasn't there anything the
matter with you?"
mo. There isn't any ailment that
Won can cure by going down town
everyday and working on the DOCKS
Washington Star.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
The schemers.

Jack-Say. old man. I'm in an aw'
fuI fix. l proposed to girl last night
and she accepted me-a thing didn't
dream of. What shall l do?
Tom-Easy: Just propose again as
- you'd forgotten. That ought to
nai,e her so angry she'll refuse you.
-Roston Transcript.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
loves blindness.

The "bride-to-be" was gazing criti-
ool1v Of the solitaire which had just
been presented to her. :,
eTt is very small and not at all
brilliant" she said.
Her fiance replied: But DEAR love
is blind"
Whereupon she retorted; Yes, but
not stone blind"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Lemons for Pie.

l find it a great help when grated
lemons are needed for pie, instead of
grating to cut in pieces and remove
the seeds, then put through food
chopper, using the fine knife blade.
writes contributor to the Modern
Priscilla. 1t is a saving of time. This
can be applied to citron. figs and nuts
for fruit cake.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
IIse for Columbia

The old cup defender Columbia
probably will be requisitioned for a
third time as trial boat for the
American cup defender or defenders
next year There is a possibility that
Rear Commodore J. P. Morgan may
be at it's wheel.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
peeention Id Joe Bush.

With automobile horns, factory whis-
tles. fire bells and all other Nose
making devices doing their utmost,
with the city streets and station plat
form blocked by thousands OF fans ana
. hand to welcome himl, Leslie (Joe)
Bush. Philadelphia Athletics pitcher,
reached his home at Brainerd, Mimi,
from his world series triumph.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Boston to EnIsroe Grounds.

The Boston Nationals have bought
more space near their park and are
going to have the grounds enlarged.
They are going to have a longer left
field foul line and much longer
right field foul line.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
BroiIed Salt Fish.

Soak one-half pound salt fish. cut
In one piece, one hour in lukewarm wa
ter. Drain, put in baking pan. dot
over with one tablespoon butter, and
bake about Is minutes in hot oven.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26

Mrs. G. W. Whiteman of Brookline,
Mass defeated Evelyn Sears OF Bos-
ton in the final tennis play for the
Iongmont woman's cup at Boston.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
simnIe Arrangement.

How do you regard the prospect
for moving the cropsT
Il don't have to worry about NOV
tho the crops replied Farmer Corn
tossel 81 let the summer boarders
come here and get 'em. Washington
Star.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
One of the Most Clever Players on
the Badger Team. keeIer's Regular
Position Is at Right Guard.
Matty In Checker Came.

Fielder Jones wants to play Christy
Mathewson a series Of games Of
checkers for the championship Mat
ty claims the title and Jones dis
putes it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
a,.l.n Min Go to the STUD.

This is to be Uhlan's last year on
rho turf the famous race horse going
- the stud.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1913-11-26
Carey. Theft Artist.

Max Carey of Pittsburgh leads the
National league In stolen bases and
runs scored
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-01-03
D OF PUBLICATION

In the Circuit Court of Lafayette
County, Missouri, at Lexington, Feb
ruary Term, 1913. In vacation
December 10, 1912.
STATE OF MISSOURI
COUNTY OF LAFAYETTE-ss.
The State of Missouri at the rela-
ton and to the use Of C. L. Wilson,
Collector of the Revenue Of Lafay-
cite County, in the State Of Mis-
souri-Plaintiff.
VS..
The unknown cOnsort, heirs, dew
isees, donees, ~alienees or immedi-
ate, mesne OF remote, voluntary or
involuntary grantees of w. s. Field
deceased-Defendants.
Now at this day comes the plain
tiff by its attorney and files its Pc
tition verified by affidavit, alleging
among other things that defendants,
the unknown consort, heirs. devisees,
donees, alienees, or immediate, mesne
or remote, voluntary or involuntary
grantees of w. S. Field de-
ceased, are persons interested In,
or who claim to be interested IN
the ownership of the following de-
scribed real estate. whose names
cannot be inserted herein because
they are unknown to the plaintiff
and whose interest or claim In said
real estate. cannot be inserted in
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1913-01-03
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

In the Circuit Court of Lafayette
County, Missouri, at Lexington, Feb
ruary Term, 1913. In vacation
December 10, 1912.