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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

Boston, Dec. 9.-How Mrs. Mary A.
Dolan, a dressmaker of this city. while
under indictment on smuggling
charge. interfered with government
plans by a sudden trip to Paris, was
related today, in the federal court in
contempt proceedings against Henry
Whitney Munroe, a New York and
Paris banker.
Mr.. Munroe was held in contempt
by Judge Morton, last month, for not
obeying an order of the court direct
ing him TO present to the grand jury
certain checks. which Mrs. Dolan,
whose trade name is Nine. Driscoll.
had drawn on his house in Paris in
connection with certain purchases she
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

Bddeford, was loading q double bar
rel shot gun, early Tuesday morning.
it exploded IN some unexplainable
manner and the contents lodged in the
left side Of the gunner, causing inju-
ries which may result fatally. Blouin
was on a pile of boards on the Pool
road at the time, and his shouts for
help could not be heard by the people
who lived in the nearest house, a
quarter Of a mile away. He dragged
himself over the frozen ground TO the
residence of Henry P. Atkinson, 1917
Pool street, where he was taken into
the house and made comfortabl pend
ing the arrival Of the ambulance. He
was then taken to the Weber hospi-
tai, where his wounds We're dressed
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10
Story of How an Alleged Snug
gler Tied Up Government Case.

had made there. He was given until
today to comply with the order of the
court.
According to the testimony, today,
Mrs. Dolan took a steamer to France
and tied up the checks in legal pro-
ceedings before Munroe could get
them. These legal proceedings are
expected TO last five months.
Mrs. Munroe's proceedings was at
tackled by the district attorney. who
said the banker had not used his best
efforts to get the checks.
Pending testimony on the laws of
France regarding the confidential re-
lations of bankers and their clients,
Judge Morton continued the hearing,
until Saturday next.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10
LIBERTY.

WEST-Master Frank Cunningham
has a tumor under his eye which is
causing him some trouble.
Grover Cox is hauling stove wood to
parties in Liberty.
Bert e. Cunningham is at work car
pentering for a week for William Hay,
Esq.
Miss Lillian Brown has gone to
Lewiston to Bates college to take a
business course of studies.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10
The 1913 Pennant Awarded.

At It's meeting, today the league
formally awarded the 1913 pennant to
the New York club and voted 500 with
which to purchase a pennant.
The Baseball Writers Association at
q meeting, discussed rules and meth
DDS of handling stories. 1t was voted
that any man regularly employed in
writing accounts of professional games
would be eligible to membership.
Timothy Murnane, president of the
New England League and one of the
oldest baseball writer's in the coun
trv, was among the membership.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

The W. c. r. U. met, Tuesday after
noon, with Mrs. A. J. Lindsay, Win
ter street President Mrs. F. IL.
Brown presided. Mrs. Owen of this
city read a paper on Medical Temper
ance." Mrs Lindsay told story to
the effect that the Pope had abolished
wine from the Vatican. A quiz on
patent medicine was conducted by
Miss Harriet Parmenter.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10
Growing of Queen
OF the Carnival.

The coronation of Miss Ruby Walker
as Queen of the Carnival was the fea-
ture of Tuesday evenings performance
of the Indoor Society circus at the ar
mory. Miss Walker and three OF her
friends were conveyed in a tally-ho to
the armory, where she was met by f.
C.. Thayer, president of the Chamber
of Commerce, and led into the ring
of the circus. Here she was presented
the $10o diamond ring, in the presence
of several hundred people. President
Thayer made the presentation with
fitting remarks, after which Governor
VIM. T. Haines made a short, but
pithy, speech. complimenting the peo-
pie of Waterville on their wonderful
exhibition. After the ceremonies, the
Queen and her friends were escorted
to a special box in the east balcony.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

Joseph Jackson of the Detroit Jour-
nal, was reelected president and Will
lam Vert of the Philadelphia Evening
Telegraph secretary and treasurer.
The writer's discussed the moot ques-
ton of the Cincinnati base HIT and
decided to submit it to a mail vote of
the members. A recommendation as
to home the hit shall be scored will
be made to the league at a later date.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

Henry A. Brewster OF Pittsfield, while
locking in his attic, found an old base
ball bat used not later than 1870 by
two of his brothers when they We're
members Of the Pittsfeld baseball
team The bat has been presented TO
the local team and will be used by II,
as it is still in good condition.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

stitutional amendment to forever pro-
hibit the sale, manufacture for sale.
transportation for SALE Importation for
sale and expectation for sale, of In
toxicating liquors for beverage purposes,
but empowering Congress to provide for
the manufacture, sale, importation and
transportation of intoxicating liquors for
sacramento, medicinal and other pur-
poses.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10
WATERvlLLE.

Waterville Lodge, No. 221, N. E. O..
p, will nominate officers, Tuesday
evening, at it's next regular meeting.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

The Helping Hands of the Free Bap-
fist church will meet, Wednesday aft
ernoon, with Mrs. John Grant, 10 Ash
street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

Fort Halifax Lodge, No. 8, I. o. O.
F., is making preparations for another
Whist party, which will be held, Dec.
80, at the Modern Woodman hall.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

Announcement was made by representa-
tives of the Boston National League cul
that Fenway Park, the home of the Bos
ton Americans, would be the playing
field of the National team in that cit!
until the completion of the new park o
the older league club. The seating ca
pacity will be for about 1900 persons il
the new park.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

with degeneracy their children unborn,
threatening the future integrity and the
very life of the nation"
The resolution would propose a con-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10
A o. 1895; p. D. r. 1898.

A. T. o. 1895; p. D. T. 10o8.
Alpha Tau Omega won from Phi Delta
Theta, 1895 to 1888, in a bowling contest
at the Railroad Y. NJ c. A., Tuesday
afternoon The summary:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10
AN ARMY.

CONTINUED from Page one.)
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1913-12-10

SHOP EARLY
IT HELPS EVERYBODY.
SHOP EARLY.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
How to Use Pessas
for Coughs and ss,,.

II Peruna wera us.5 o., d.
ming OF every cold, coughs ,. - 'ass,.,
orally be prevented. ''-4 ez.
After the cousn boga.s r-..
generally stop 1t jus, ~ =. we Il,
ought to be atcpp.l. '..-."E -ih
before all OF the e.r.u,-... :. f'i@
been removed IS &, =, ... 'a T.,
After the expcc,g.7,. ~lgr
properly removed Ire c,.-, ia
itself. That is the ONT. M. ,'' ''-,
to stop cough, VIZ
Occasionally coysh -..-.
an irritable conliti.o .- G1
or bronchial tubes. ~ r.t,-
little or no exrecto-atigg =
The problem Ct st-.ri-..
cough is a slightly c.~
Even in thoSe c9"as f'e-..,.-
be taken, but sone,in.. IL p.
sary that local treat..s.. l.- -, v.
Every one who lis "a t--a...
cough or a lingering ec,l c,-
the Peruna Comp.a. CO..
Ohio. for a free cory q Oh, .9,.
Lie. 1Here IS no Zee p.-lub,., s."
tributed to-day CT mlrs ,.sT V-''
to the sick and afflicted ,l,s ,J. '1'-.
Ellis of Life" II IS lille! Er.c, ~"
to cover with actual cases 70 o...,
colds and other clim-t, f;..,-.-
all stages and complications =
could scarcely fail 10 luI ,5g- ~ y.
exactly described in tbs J,.,. |
To neglect 10 DO everything ro-u..
to get rid Of q stubborn c-t +.
chronic cough is very uaa.s, go
Peruna has enjoyed = great ra,,,.,
ton as a remedy in such cases i.
thirty or forty year.. As 2 r,,a ,
person who uses one bottle 81 1, :
always afterwards an enthusiast,
advocate of Peruna. Pnruaa i-earr /,
a means of selling NOR P,gwaa IT.,
all advertisement put togeth,r
Those who object to LIQUID r,,,
cines can now obtain Pe-una Tai.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
DOES EACKACHE WORRY YOU !?
Some Scotland Neck People
Have Learned How to
Get Relief.

How many people suffer from an
aching back?
How few know the cause?
If it hurts to stcop or lift
II you suffer sudden, dartlng
pains
If you are weak, lame and tired,
Suspect your kidneys.
Watch for natures signal.
The first sign may be Headache or
i ~ ness,
s;,a"ty, naiasu:, 81 TOO freauer
urinat:cn,
Nervousness or co:stant, dead
cred feeling.
Avert the serious kidncy' diseases,
Treat the weakened kidneys with
Doan's Kidney Pills,
A remedy especially for sick kid
neys.
Endorsed in Scotland Neck by
your friends and neighbors.
Mrs. E. N. Nelson, Eighth and
r. ,anul,e streets, Scotland Neck, N.
c., saws: Il have no hesitation III
recommending Hosn's Kidney Pills,
rs know them to be a remedy OF
merit in cases of kidney trouble. l
got my supply at E. 7. Whitehead
Company Drug Store and they re-
ieved me Of backache and lameness
in my loins."
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Declare War on Colds.

A crusade of education which aims
that common colds may become
uncommon within the next genera
ton" has been begun by prominent
New York physicians. Here is list
of the "don'ts'' which the doctors
say will prevent the annual vista.
ton of the cold:
Don't sit in a draughty carr
Don't sleep in hot rooms
Don't avoid the fresh air.
Don't stuff yourself at meal
time. Overeating reduces your re-
sistance."
To which we would add-when
you take a cold get rid of it as quick
ly as possible. To accomplish that
you will find Chamberlain Couch
Remedy most excellent. Sold by all
dealers.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Nearly Every Child Has Worms.

Paleness, at times a flushed face,
unnatural hunger, picking the nose,
great thirst, ETC., are indications of
worms. Kickapoo Worm Killer is a
reliable, thorough medicine for the
removal of all kinds of worms from
children and adults. Kickapoo
Worm Killer in pleasant candy form,
aids digestion, tones system, over
coming constipation and increasing
the action of the liver. Is perfectly
safe for even the most delicate chill
dren. Kickapoo Worm Killer makes
children happy and healthy. Csc.
Try it. Drug stores or by mail.
Kickapoo Indian Medicine Co., Phil
adelphia and St. Louis.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
In a Gastronom;c Way.

"Do you think Thanksgiving turkey
will go DOWN."
II am sure Of it,
'"rhat's good. Do you think they vii
fall nuch?'
II didn't say anything about thci'
falling: said they would so down"
Baltimore American.
Some Eventful Thanksoivings.
Among the days set apart for thanks
giving which in reality have been days
OF national sorrow may be numbered
that OF 1919, when the entire country
was mourning over the death of Vice
President Henry Wilson. whose re-
mains on the Thanksgiving day OF that
year were lying in state at Washing
ton; that Of 1873. when the German
steamer fOmerania. from New York,
crowded with passengers, sank eff
Folkestone. England. carrying to a wa.
terry grave fifty souls; that of 1881,
the morning of which found the coun.
try grieving over the death OF Presi-
dent Garfield; that of 1882. when an
other terrible loss at sea set the coun-
try mourning. the steamer Ocean
Grove striking on the rocks of Cape
Cahso and proving coffin ship to
many on board; that of 1885. when the
country mourned over the death of
Vice President Thomas Hendricks,
sleeping his last sleep at his Indian
apOlis home
a New Vegetable Ivory.
ri. CASTOR Ronnier has submitted to
the National Agricultural society of
Paris samples of new vegetable
ivory made from the albumen OF the
fruit Of 4 certain small palm (of the
genus hyphaena. tribe Of borassus)
growth. IN the forests Of French Su-
dan. che albumen hardens on expo
sure to the air. and f. resembles nat
ural ivory in color and texture. This
product is said to resemble the yegets
bic ivory from another palm (rhytele,
phas macrocarpa) found in equatorial.
South America.
A popular love song is entitled
IL 1 put Knew" If either he or
she did know, the parson might he
shy another fee.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
A Connunptive Cure.

A cough that bothers you contin-
ually is one of the danger signals
which warns of consumption. DR..
DR.. Kings New Discovery stop the
cough. DR.. Kings New Discovery
stop the cough, loosen the chest,
Danish fever and let you sleep peace
fully. The first dose checks the
symptoms and gives prompt relief.
Mrs. A. F. Metz. Of Glen Ellyn.
iowa, writes: ''Dr. Kings New
Discovery cured stobborn cough
after six weeks doctoring failed to
help" Try it, as it will do the same
for you. Best medicine for coughs,
colds, throat and lung troubles.
Money back if it fails. Price SOC
and SLIGO. All druggists, by mail,
H. E. Bucklen & Co. Philadelphia or
St. Louis.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
COULD SCARCELY
WALK ABOUT

believe l would have died if HADN'T
taken it.
After l began taking Cardui, was
greatly helped, and all three bottles re-
lieved me entirely.
l fattened up, and grew so much
stronger in three months, l felt like an
other person altogether"
Cardui is purely vegetable and gentle
acting. Its ingredients have mild, tonic
effect, on the womanly constitution.
Cardui makes for increased strength,
improves the appetite, tones up the ner-
vous system, and helps to make pale,
sallow cheeks, fresh and rosy.
Cardui has helped more than a million
weak women, during the past so years.
1t will surely do for you. what it has
done for them. Try Cardui today.
Write to: Chattanooga Medicine Co.. Ladies' Ad-
visory Dept. Chattanooga. Tenn, for Special IT,
str,lctions on your and 64-rage book. Home
Treatment for Women. sent In plain wrapper. jos
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
MOLECULES ARE INVISIBLE.
Vet Their Tracks Through Space Car
81 Discerned.

Vet Their Tracks Through Space Car
81 Diseerned.
1t came to be evident about the mid
die of the last century that, in order
to explain certain facts connected WIN
The relative weights of gases. matter
must not merely consist of atoms, but
that these atoms must have the power
of uniting in small groups. In form
ing a compound, indeed, this must be
SO. For instance, carbonic acid gas
must consist of one atom of carbon,
which, along with two atoms of o1y-
zen. forms small group of three
atoms.
The novelty of the conception was
in the notion that oxygen itself, in the
state of Gas. as it exists, for example,
in the air, consists of small groups OF
atoms; in this case, two. To such small
groups Of atoms was given the name
molecules A moiecule is that portion
of a substance which can exist IN the
free state, as oxygen does in air. An
atom generally exists in combination,
but atoms may and sometimes do ex-
list separately. in which case they also
are termed molecules.
Now, can molecules be seen? Is their
existence mere assumption? The an
swer to that question is. No, they can
not be seen, but artificial molecules
can be made which correspond so
closely in their behavior to real mole
cules that the existence Of real mole
cules is practically certain. Moreover,
although no one has ever seen mole
Guile, still the track of a molecule NOV
ing through space has been seen, and.
just as Robinson Crusoe was right in
inferring the existence Of man Friday
from his footstep imprinted in the
sand, so the real existence Of mole
Guile may just as certainly be inferred
from the track it. leaves.-Sir William
Ramsay in Harper's.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Saved His Foot.

II. u. Ely, of Bantam, O., suffered
from horrible ulcer on his foot for
four years. Doctor advised ampu-
tatlon, but he refused and re!uct-
antly tried Bucklen's Arnica Salve
as a last resort. He then wrote:
used salve and my foot was soon
soAp'e1e'y cured. Best remedy
for burns cuts. bruises and eczema
yet box today. Only Csc. All
druggists or by mail. H. E. Buck.
len & Co., Philadelphia or St. Louis
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
A Night Of Terror.

Few nights are more terrible than
that OF a mother looking On her
child choking and gasping for breath
dur ng an attack of Group, and moth
ing in the house to relieve it. Manv
mothers have passed nights of terror
IN this situation. A little fore
thought will enable you to avoid
this. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
IS certain cure for Group and has
never been known to fail. Keen #
at hand For sale by all dealers.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
There Are Others.

In our adolescent inexpcr.ence we
cherished the notion that hotel clerks
and book store attaches were the
most conspicuous of the unintelligents.
Yesterday, however, a telegraph cper-
ator objected to our using ''juxtapose"
In night letter 1--WE dent slow
code words" said he. And for the life
Of us we couldn't think of q spappy
comeback
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Nervous and Sick Headaches.

Torpid liver, constipated bowels and
disordered stomach are the causes
Of these headaches. Take DR..
Kings New Life Pills, you will be
surprised how quickly you will get
relief. They stimulate the different
organs to do their work properly.
No better regulator for liver and
bowels. Take Csc. and invest in a
box today. All druggists by mail.
II. =. Bucklen & Co. Philadelphia
and St. Louis.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Live Australian Freaks.

A calf, somewhat Of q freak Of ma
ture, was born on 7. G. Wares farm
at Little Akaroa. Australia, recently.
1t has five legs, the extra one work
ing in socket in the breastbone. The
calf Is thriving, and Is strong and
healthy. Another freak, lamb, is re-
ported to have been born at Plat
Point Station. 1t has three ears and
eight legs. It did not live.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
BEECHER'S CONCEPTION OF
THE THANKSGIVING FEAST.

lille many able writer's and orators
e given expression to their concep-
of Thanksgiving. none perhaps
r more beautifully defined the
ming Of the day than Henry Ward
cher. Said he:
"'Thanksgiving day is the one
national festival which turns on
y home life. 1t is not a day Of &C.
saints. 1t is not a ma.
tional anniversary. 1t is not day
celebrating a religious event. 1t
is a day of nature. 1t is day
of Thanksgiving for the years
history And it must pivot on
the household. 1t is the one great
: festival OF our American life
that pivots on the household. A
typical Thanksgiving dinner rep
resents everything that has
grown in all the summer f1t to
make glad the heart OF man. 1t
Is not a riotous feast. 1t is a
table piled high among the group
of rollicking young and old with
the treasures of the growing
year. accepted with rejoicfngs
and interchange Of many fes-
hvitieS as token of gratitude
to Almighty God.
Remember Gods bounty in
the year. String the pearls Of
his favor. Hide the dark parts
except so far as they are break
ing out in light. Give this one
} day to thanks. to JOY. to graft
tude."
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Best Form Of PRAYER.

When the hearts Of men and WON.
On are filled with heavenly love. a
power which makes for Righteousness
constantly emanates from them
Those who pray withe their lives Of
Ter tho most effective rraye- IN
though they do not utter
Chauncey Giles.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Inspired Famous Hymn.

"Jesus, Lover Of Ny Soul" Is Z
hymn around which many traditions
and sacred associations cling. The
story connected with its origin may
be legendary, but 1t Is no less beauti
full. It's author. Charles Wesley. waf
sitting at his desk by an open win
dow when bird pursued by a hawk
few in. The bird was saved, fur the
hawk feared to follow 1t. The Incl.
dent inspired Wesley to write his
famous lines.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Beauty Hint.

Red elbows, says the Evening News.
are happily thorn which may be re-
moved. Saw of the red elbows, soak
them in q bleaching mixture of I'M
slaked lime, steep them in carbolic
acid. and they will never trouble you
again. Cold feet may be treated sim
Harry.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
When Rubbers Become Necessary

And your shoes pinch, Aliens Foot
Ease. the Antiseptic powder to be
shaken into the shoes, is just the
thing to use. Always use it for
breaking in new shoes. Sold everv-
where. Csc. Sample FREE. Adj
dress, A. S. Olmsted; Leroy, N. Y.
Don't accept any substitute.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Banana Skin Law In Brazil

During Southwark inquest, in
which It was suggested that an old
man had slipped on a banana skin. q
juror said he had been in Brazil, and
there II policeman saw a person
throw banana or orange skin on the
roadway that person was at once ar
rested and fined or sent to prison.
London Daily Graphic.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
New HecoineS.

The novelists of the day are taking
the new" women for their heroines;
women whom life has struck blow
after blow until they have learned the
art of laughter; women who know how
to jest in the face of Disappointment;
women who have a comforting sense
Of humor.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Cause CT Insomnia.

The most common cause Of in
sonia is disorders of the stomach
and constipation Chamberiain's
Tablets correct these disorders and
enable you to sleep. For sac by all
dealers.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
Eye Water eefer. or After.

Of my practice of medicine" said a
physician, Il had answered almost
every possible fool question; but a
new one was sprung on me recently.
A young man came in with an in
famed eye, for which I prescribed
medfcine-to be dropped into the eye
three times day. He left the office,
but returned in g few minutes. poked
his head In the doorway, and asked
Shall I drop this in the eye before
meals or after? '"--Everybody's Mag
aetna
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27

Tonight, if you feel dull and stu
pid, or bilious and constipated, take
a dose of Chamberlain Tablets and
you will feel all right tomorrow.
For sale by all dealers.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1913-11-27
A Thanksgiving Monoiogue.

A Thanksgiving Monoiosue.
~, want that drumstick there
III An some raisin stuffln too.
Uncle Jim, I like pear
Fixed with pickles. Say. don't
you?
; Aunt Marie. l wisht you'd pass
I Me In jam-that amt enough!
Whut's that in that big green
glass?
J Aw, / mean that frothy stuff!
kin have some white meat, pa?
Z Yessir, I'm a-goin' to be
Keerful. Sis. l want some slaw
Gee, you're always stintin' me!
Whoop - whoop - ouch! never
meant
To upset that gravy boat
Guess that stuff1n' must "a went
Down my Sunday meetin' throat
Pa. amt there one more drumstick
Huh! Eat three If I'd jest try!
I Um-yuEa! Nav, 1 won't be sick,
Gimme mother piece o. pie!
Charles G. Jones in Puck