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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Husbands.

Miss Helen Travers. the president
Of the Bachelor Girls club of Duluth.
said in a toast. THE Men," at the
clubs nineteenth anniversary:
"And now we come to the man as
husband. Man as husband may be d.
yided into two classes-he whose
meals disagree with him, and he who
disagrees with his meals"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16
Terrible Thouoht.

The baby was slow about talking
and his aunt was deploring that fact
Four-year-old Elizabeth listened anx-
iously.
,"Oh, mother" she ventured at
length, do you think he'll grow up
English? We couldn't any OF us UNI
derstand him IL he turned out to be-
French!"-Lippincott
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Valuable Score,

That Styx ferry business was fine"
said one manager.
How scr" asked another.
Its ferryman had way OF making
al the deadheads pay their way"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

That fellow Jims is perfect An
glo maniac. / believe the dream Of
his life is to be presented at court BY
a peer"
IF he ever is presented at court,
it is more likely to be by a grand
jury"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

There are several rapid calculating
machines on the market. but SO far
as rapidity is concerned, none OF
them has anything ON the old fashion
ed gas meter.
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Ais photooranb.

"You say this fellow draws funny
pictures?"
Yes, and occasionally he sits for
one"
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The Distinction.

He gave vent to series of equine
cachinnations."
1T sounded TO me more like a
horse laugh"
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From 40 to so Woman's Critical Period.

such warning symptoms as sense OF sutfocaton, hot
hashe headaches melanchoa dread of impending
evil paptaton of the heart irreguarty constipation and
dizziness promptly treated by intelligent women who
approaching the period of life.
This is the most critical period of womans life and she
who negecs the of her health this time invites in
durable disease and pain. Why not be guided by the
perience OF others and take lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable
Compound 1t indsputable fact that this grand old
remedy has helped thousands of pass through
this trying period with comfort and safety Thousands Of
genuine and honest testimonials support this fact.
From Mrs. HENRY HEAvILIN, Cadz Ohio.
Fort Worth, TexasaI have taken Lydia Pnkham Verea
BILE Compound and derived great benefit from carried ma
safely through the Change of Life when health had
and the hot flashes very tried other
remedies and doctors but did not improve until lydia
took the Compound and have had Complaints
l always praise remedies Henry
HEAv1LrN, R. F. b. No. s, Cadz Ohio.
From Mrs. EDWARD HILBERT, Fleetwood Pa,
Fleetwood P During Change was hardly able I'm
be around at all always had headache and dizzy
that had night The So bad
sometimes that did not know what to do.
One day friend advised Lydia Pnkhams Vege
table Compound and it made song wei very
thankful that followed friends advice shall recommend
i've Before sicklv
ard have not had medicine years You NAV
publish my etter"-Mrs EDWARD b HuBERT Fleetwood, Pa
From Mrs. #. p. MJLLENDORE Munford, Ala.
Mnord AI weak and while passing through
the Change Life that could hardly live My husband
rubber all the gates for could not stand have slam
had backache fulness
Lydia f. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound adj >a~@e>
g
vsrtised for bottle &d9
1t did much good that kept on taking and N~MNM
found it to be all you claim recommend it to Va S(p
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Wswrte to LYDIA PINKHAM MEDICINE co. On As-S IN
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will opened, read and
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Euture Exneetations.

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamm&
ton allays pain,cures wind collie CSC bottle-ls
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

Don't neglect cold. 1t means Consump-
ton or Pneumonia. Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops check colds--5c at Druggists.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-10-16

If there is any frankness about
woman It shows when she is sea-
sick.
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Important TO Mothers

Important 20 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
Signature 60 Of 2sxHAzzzw
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The evening world., 1913-03-15
SUFFRACETTES AGAIN
IN LETTER BOX RAIDS;
MUCH MAIL RUINED
London Police Out in Force.
but Fail to Catch Women
Paint Singer Gets a Month.

LONDON. March i5-Thc sunfras-
cites to-day opened another active cam
pa'gn of destruction Of the mails Many
OF the letter boxes In London and their
contents were greatly damaged In the
course OF the night and this morning by
the Insertion OF ink, oil and corrosive
acids. large force Of poic. has been
placed ON special duty TO guard against
these outrases and to arrest the crlml-
nails.
Marjorie Masters. the militant surfri-
getto school teacher who yesterday
threw n pot OF green paint through a
window of the Home Office. was SEN
fenced to-day by the Police Magistra, 20
To n months imprisonment. she In.
formed the Magistrate that IL was nor
method OF lifting the gauntlet thrown
down To women by the Government n
Ignoring the question of votes for won-
On In the Kings speech at the Open.
Ing OF Parliament.
She was followed In the prisoners ir-
c'"sure by a male anti-sufIragettr, wa
had haransued crowd outside tive
headquarters OF the militant suffr,xeit.
society. lie had shouted to the pcop.s;
That's the place which ought to "a
hurncd down. and the police prompt =
arrested him. lie was bound over ,
keep the peace.
The evening world., 1913-03-15

, played a brown head. clustered thick
with loads Of glossy hair done up In kid
curriers'.
"If you are going To draw pictures
OF me, be sure not To forget the curriers'.
Every one sees me with them since I've
played the part Of Cinderella" said
Miss Janis as she seated herself at her
dressing table and began preparing for
the footlights.
To apply cold cream gently with n
soft white cloth Is the first step In
Miss Janls's makeup. This she first
The evening world., 1913-03-15
"GOOd Mothers
Send Boys to Jail
BySPoiling EN-
So Says DR.. Blumenthal, Who
Would Reward Youngsters
Who Give Black Eyes.

WASHINGTON. March Is. - Tina,
bad mothers raise better and more
vigorous children than good" mothers
was the assertion made by Or. Gustave
Blumenthal. noted psychologist OF
Australia before the Home and School
Association here.
Good mothers send more boys to jail
and into the evils OF crime" he said.
than do bad mothers, The Indifference
OF a bad mother is better for the child
In its battles with life later on. than the
pamperIng and loving lavished on him
b. an overload parent"
DIR, Blumenthal would encourage
fghting among boys and said he would
even 40 so far as TO give his boy n
reward for every black eye he gave
his opponent without receiving one In
return. He declared there were too
many ladies and gentlemen and /
enough men and women in the present
age.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
BOUND FAST TO TRACK
BEFORE EXPRESS TRAIN.
Engineer Noting Signal Light Out
Stops Express Just in
Time.

PHILADELPHIA. March B.-i,ound
to the track In front OF a rapidly ap.
proaching express train on the Penn
sylvanla Railroad by four mon. believed
by the police to he strikers. Patrick J.
Dugan. signal man. escaped being
ground to death when the engineer.
noting the absence of the signal light.
stopped his locomotive within ten feet
of where he Was tied.
Dugan was unconscious. his skull
fractured. apparently from - blow from
"a pick handle.
lie was on duty at the tower at
Sixty-socond street and Lancaster ave-
nue. on the main line OF the railroad
when he noticed that a signal light
had been cxtinguished. lie went "a
investigate and the men icapei upon
him.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
NEW JERSEY RESORT n
LIKELY TOBE CHOSEN
AS SUMMER CAPITAL
Wilson Going to Spring Lake
to Keep an Eye on Guber.
material Primaries.

wASHfNGTON. March i5.-sprins
Lake. little summer resort town On
the jersey coast. will In all probability
Ne the nations summer capital
Along With the mention Of the location
~ his summer residence comes the init
nation that President Wilson will take
an active Interest In the pre-primary
Gubernatorlal campaign In New Jersey.
lie will spend every minute Of his vaca-
tion where he can watch the the situa-
tlon closely.
The Presidents preference for iesdp-
ship In the state rRht Ii known by
friends To- he divided between James p.
Fielder NJ Jersey city. the present State
Executive. and otto wittpenn. Mayor OF
Jersey city In turning the once OF
Governor over IL Fielder, Wilson de-
a,rlbed HIN ~ u man Of courage. II IL
intimated that before the September ppi-
maries he will lmpor,unt one OF these
men 10 withdraw, leaving u clear.cut
race between the other and Frank Kat
zenhach Of Trenton. who IL likely to be
supported by many of the machine
Democrats.
spring Lake II one mile north OF Sea
Glrt, the gathering place OF the wilosn
rlnnsmen In previous campaigns.
Mrs. Wilson and her three daughters
are also said to favor Spring Lake. with
its summer society and bathing beaches.
The pilgrimage OF the fanoy from
Washington's torrid summer heat will
be made about Aug. l, Indications at
the present time being that the coming
special session OF Congress will have
adjourned before that date.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
LAMBS CLUB IN COURT
TO STOP 'CAMB0L|NC'
OF MARIE DRESSLER
Actors Organization Contends
II Has Sole Right 10 That
Appellation.

Tho Lambs. incorporatcd-the club Of
gentlemen actors who frisk between
Broadway and Sixth avenue in Forty
fourth street--bcsOught Justice Davis
In the Supreme Court. to-day. to decree
jidicialiy that they are the only human
beings In the Tenderloin who are en-
titled to attach tho term Gambol &c
their frOlickings.
This organization OF male Thespians
has banded together to put a crimp In
the plans OF Miss Marie Dressler, Miss
Dressler. 1t seems. has offended her
masculine confreres by ternlng her
show. now being produced a, Weber
and Fields's Theatre. marie Dressler's
All-Star Gsmbol."
The Lambs, through their attorney.
pointed out to Justice Davis that Miss
Dressler Is far more clphant!ne than
iamblike. and how. your honor can m
elephant 9lmbol and besides, anyway -
she ls a lady and therefore can't become
lamb, because The Lambs are very
particular not Ia admit ladies' to neE
bership. Furthermore. the chivalrous
Lambs hold Miss Dressler IL wouudng
them. oh, 80 severely In the pockctbook.
For several years the Lambs have gone
out upon the green turf OF the American
stage every spring ana have presented
10 such as cared To pay "A dccoct .On
known az THE Lambs All.Star Gambo %
The evening world., 1913-03-15
YOUNG MAURICE BRAUN
TALKED So MUCH He
LANDED IN A PRISON
Detectives Investigated His
Story and Discovered a
$500 Silk Robbery.

Maurice Braun. twenty-three years
old. dapper and natty. talked just a
little too much this morning. lie talked
two detectives to q standstill, then
talked himself Into jail. He will have
chance TO do some more talking In
court.
Maurice affects a derby and a h.shiy
colored suit OF brown with faultless
creases. He says he is II travelling
salesman and lives al No. $50 East One
Hundred and Eighth street When De-
tectives LOndrigen and Whalen saw this
paragon OF fashion coming into Centre
street from Canal. they thought It
strange that he should be carving a
bundle and they questioned him about II.
lie told them that his movements
were none OF their business. and when
they told him they were detectives. he
was more indignant than ever. He de-
nounced the police and said II was a
pity an honest business man should bp
held up in that fashion, while thieves
were allowed to pillage tho city.
Further than that he was going to re-
port them to Mayor Gaynor and have
them broke. Then they insisted on
knowing where he had come from. and
he took them back to No. "a Lispenard
street and pointing up to the loft OF
Harrowitz g. Corn. told them that his
father was the senior member OF .he
firm.
The detectives were taken aback Al
this and began to think they had made
n mistake. But they determined to go
through with the investigation and they
took him to the loft. The doors were
open. The lock had been forced off ana
inside the goods were In disorder.
About 5000 worth Of silk had been
taken an dthey found some of tha roo g..
In the bundle that Braun carried. II
was said at Headquarters mat Braun
bad only recently come out Of Elmira.
Where he had served term for bur
Rlary.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT,
SPRING HAS COME!
THE CIRCUS IS HERE!
Barnum & Bailey's Aggrega.
ton Takes Quarters To-Day
at Madison Square Garden.

Hold your horscs' The elephants nre
coming!
The Barnum & Bailey Circus has
shaken OF It's winter clothing and to-
day energies from camphor and moth
balls at the winter quarters at Bridge
port and takes up Its abode Mt Madison
Square Garden. preparatory TO the open
ing performance OF Its annual spring
season next Saturday afternoon. March
90
Eighty-nyc cars loaded with red wag-
ons. elephants. camels. horses. ponies.
other animals. and the thousand and one
things which 20 to make the circus
delight and Joy forever, leave Bridge
port this afternoon. and long before
midnight the aggregation will he safely
housed at tn. Garden. The elephants.
camels. yaks. zebras, sacred cattle and
what tine circus folk term the led"
animals, viii make the journey from
Mott Haven. whore the detralnlng IL
negotiated under their own steam over
the Harlem Bridge. down First avenue
10 Tw"nty-seventh street and thence to
the Garden. Already the elephant Chi
ropOdi. tS hiV" satrpen"d their knives.
looking forward to busy day Sunday
removing callpuscs from the feet ~ the
hplky pachydcrms. to whom the initial
"hiN"" over the rough city pavement.
rlHcs as "a mIrtyrdOm.
Az OF next week, prior To the opening
performance, circus performances a.
vested OF the glamour OF tights AMI
spa giles and the pomp and clrCum-
stance one associates with the modern
thrr.-r,ng circus VIII he enacted In the
Garden, Groups % clowns without
makeup viii play their FRANKS IN differ
cnt parts OF tn" big arena, a"ropt;s
dnd dancers Ia very practical garments
Of al, degrees ~ dingiHc.s ana no pre-.
tense Of beauty VIII leap about on the
stages, and trained horses. mules ana
poi. rs viii EailDp around the ,an1drh
rigs with 10 rpg Of applause 10 re-
alrI their efforts.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
CASTRO OFF FOR HAMBURG
Former President ~ Ncursuia wa
Gu to Parts Too.

Former President Castro. OF Ven
sIola. sailed from iiOboken this mIru-
Ing for lism1Irs, on the -tc1msh p
Amcrika. lie HAs accompanied hy Is
valet Before ,-Iiin2 Gen, Castro sa,i
he anticipated n1 trouble In itgdlnE al
Hamburg ana none ~ Passing from
Germany iato France, his destingr 70
being Paris, I'',- short .tuu tac @
." win iouIne, 20 the Canary ISLANDS
~ ioln Ms family.
ON me whole, he said. 20" cousidero
un had been fairly treated bu the press
and people If re lutrl state. .u.
The last adm .plstrau'n .aI got sven
him . tar g.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
NJ ISIS ELSIE JANIS was not in her

n n lSS ELSIE JANIS was not in her
M dressing room when reached
AVA that cosey pink and white little
retreat. 50 l waited and soon she
came. Instead Of the pretty empty
headed dollie creature which every one
pictures a musical comedy star to be.
there breezed In a rather tall. slender.
interesting looking girl in a long brown
coat and soft hat Of the same color
She was a refreshing surprise from
the start Removing her hat, she dis
The evening world., 1913-03-15

haired. pretty actress with diamond en-
crusted fingers being there to cheer
him. As far az could be learned the
charge against him is OF obtaining $50
from Frank Brown. who keeps an en-
ployment bureau In Washington. II
seems that a. Jack went to Mr. Brown
and told him that his mother wished to
hire an English butler when mamma
The evening world., 1913-03-15
Afrmn" r-oph,c. Ter smi,hson,an.

WASHINGTON. March ib.--One Of tho
greatest collections of African trophies
and geological documents OF the Afri-
can stone age-that of Herbert Ward.
the noted sculptor-is TO be presented
to the smithsonian Institution. and thu
officials OF the institution are jubiiant
to-day. The collection contains more
than 100 African weapons. The coilec-
ton also Includes drums. primeval I'M
plements OF war and tho chase and
many rnre objects OF ancient domestic
utility.
The evening world., 1913-03-15

lightly massased into the skin and then
carefully removed the grease. She spoke
to me OF the dreadful way in which so
many New York girls make up and
walk abroad. the perfectly ghas:ly
white faces supported usually upon yell
low necks. Nothing could be less at
tractlve." said Miss Janis.
The second step Is to take a generous
pun full OF white powder and use II
unsparingly on top Of the cold cream.
over the powder carmine Is busted with
a soft, downy rabbits foot. Both cheeks
The evening world., 1913-03-15

Votes Tor Womea IN Alaska.
JUNEAU. Alaska. March 1.-THE
Equal Suffrage bill. enfranchising
Alaska women. was passed by the
House yesterday. The Senate will ap-
prove the bill.
The evening world., 1913-03-15

RORDENrOWN, y. j.. March u
The Delaware and Rsritan Canal opened
10 navigation here this morning. The
first vessel 10 enter The csHal VS. the
yacht Edytn W, capt. + - White IN
command, Jognd from Sor.h cAgo,.Ht
TOR Long Beach. Long Is,And.
The evening world., 1913-03-15

Thirteen prisoners. convicted Of vari-
Gus crimes in tho Courts Of General
Sessions. were disposed OF yesterday
The disposition Of the cases was.
~ JUDGE o'suLLivAN.
Arnold A. Cohn. twenty-eiEht years
old. OF No. IFS Southern Boulevard,
pleaded guilty carrying a blackjack.
First offense. Penitenttary thirty days.
John Dudley. twenty-five years old.
Of No. %os West Twenty-ninth street,
pleaded guilty robbing Frederick Thor
man. a grocer. Of No, 81 Amsterdam
avenue, In West Sixty-frst street. Oct.
II last of 81. First offense. Eimira Re-
formatory.
Charles Farrell, seventeen years old.
Of No. 627 West Fortieth street. con-
victed OF assauiting ten-year-oid girl.
First offense. Elmira Reformatory
~ JUDGE MALONE.
No. 100 Bowery. pleaded Euiity Of burg
iarixing carpenter shop No. 1le East
Sixteenth street. Fourth offense. State
prison three years.
Michael Joyce. twenty-eight years old,
of No. 321 East Ninety-second street.
pleaded guilty burglary. Broke into
premises No. AIT East Ninety-th.rd
street. Second offense. State prison
three years.
James Donohue, twenty years old. Of
No. 70 Montgomery street, tried and
convicted OF bungiarizing canal boat at
Pier az. East River. Third ofrense.
State prison three years.
Charles Adams. forty-six years old OF
No. sos West Forty-frst street, pleaded
guilty OF assaulting YOUNG woman. Sec
ond offense. State prison 2 years TO
three years and six months.
Michael Lev!nson, seventeen years Old.
Of No. 1858 Third avenue. pleaded guilty
attempted burglary Of house No, Ss
Morris avenue. First ofrense. Elmira
Reformatory,
Edward ~. Constable. nfty-three years
old. OF No. e?6 Eas, Nlncty-hfth street,
pleaded guilty asssultlng wife. First
offense. Sentence suspended.
Giovanni coppo. nineteen years old, OF
Mills Hotel No. 3, pleaded guilty OF
stealing ss2 from waldorf-Astoria Ho-
tel, First onense. Elmira Reforma tory.
James Johnson, nineteen years old, OF
No. 49, West Thirty-fourth street, plead
Ell guilty burglirlz!ng house No, ~
West Th!rty-seven,h street. FIRST Of
Tense. Elmlra Reformato-y.
BY JUDGE FOSTER.
Murray Schsckman, twenty-one years
old, Of 40, 40 wilkins avenue. tried
and convicted cNtor;ing $50 from cab
driver arrested Tor assault by pretend
ing he could free him. First onense.
Elmira Rcformato"y.
andrew Rroughton. negro, forty-one
years oil, %. ~. loo West Thlriy-n'nt4
street. indicted for murder, FIRST degree.
pleaded guilty murder IN the second de
gree KILLED VIE, l.eOnOrs IN their
home Ian, Ia Eirst ousnse SAL u,Is,n
The evening world., 1913-03-15

~ N nc ~ is,1N Pus'
SE5sgraPrrs are pretty good Tor a
town aui Houston has many % them.
but, Lord, send 10 a Soodly no.. o.
sayth-lnvvsysgA
The evening world., 1913-03-15

aud eyes are Included In the rouglng.
The eyelids are made just as red as
the checks. Miss Janis explained that
II brightens the eyes.
| failed To see that they needed It,
The blue which she uses is heated
over candle hamc. and she marks two
broad streaks straight acrOss the upper
lids. Then with "a pencil SHE continues
the line OF the eyelashes beyond the
corners. This makes IA blue V shape
which gives length to the eyes.
Before beading her eyelashcs she care
fully messages them with cold cream.
and for beading n heated hairpin is her
main implement. First heating It, then
The evening world., 1913-03-15
8-yEAR-OLD BURGLAR
GOES TO PRISON FOR
TERM OF THREE YEARS
Aged Criminals Fourth Of
Tense Brings Severe Sentence
From Court.

Thirteen prisoners. convicted OF vari-
Gus crimes in tho Courts Of General
Sessions. were disposed OF yesterday
The disposition Of the cases was.
The evening world., 1913-03-15
NRghty Policeman Took Him
+. AJust as He Prepared to
~. Pop the Question.
BLEW" $1,000 A WEEK.
Diamond Studded Young
Woman SCOTS at His Arrest
For Little SIS Forgery.

Gamma has sent for A. Jack Stevens.
VINO 10 twenty years old and who adores
Ahs Edith Carlson. a really truly &C.
tress. who is known on the stage al
Edith Buell.. and who has lots of xol.
Den hair and wears.a great many shiny
diamonds on her carefully manicured
fingers.
The mamma In the case Is Mrs. Mary
stevens. a wealthy Washington. ID. c.,
widow. Her message to A. Jack was
IN the form Of warrant charging him
with obtaining SO by false pretenses.
Inc message was delivered to A.
Jack last night by a detective and now
Inc young man In a prisoner, awaiting
shipment to Washington.
whether he will be kissed and for
given when mamma gets him home
whether he will be spanked and sent to
Ded without his superior whether he
WI be arraigned In court about that
check remains to be seen. Anyhow, A.
sack' who Is n sort OF Jack Of diamonds,
WIZ have TO see" mamma before he
cuts any more capers. and broadway
VIII miss him for a while at least
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1913-06-07
SEVERAL COUNTY SCHOOLS
CLOSED TERMS LAST NIGHT

Miss Margaret Hinch's department
of the Golconda public school closed
for the term last evening. Eighth
grade diplomas were granted to Flor
ence Bernard and Foster Petrie.
The Inlay public school, Mrs. Scott
teacher, closed last evening. Eighth
grade diplomas were awarded Hazel
Scott and Fred Birdsall. 1t is said
that this will be Mrs. Scott s last term
at Inlay, as she intends teaching in
California the coming year.
Miss Lillian Wuertele closed at Mill
City last evening and has come home
to Winnemucca to spend the vacation.
Miss Margaret Langwith also closed
the Chafey school last night and will
spend the vacation with her perents,
Judge and Mrs. Langwith, in Winnie
mucca.