Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-08-16
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hold Of a good stunt
AS WE understand u. the purpose
~ that hiRht to Reno WAS 20 attend a
SUNDAY school convention.
D.
THE AMERICAN Lumber company
simply refuses 20 be rimored out Of
business.
VIE SAVED sgoo.ooo oui 81 Chi
huahna. anyhow
SOON we'll arrive "a that emhar
sssing stage ~ public spoouing when
summer fingers in the lap Of Autumn.
O.
a. Mud4HAG.L has now passed the
black cap stage Of his headline car
Ger
BILL sUIzER. too. has one of
those homciy- -plain-and- honest
physiogs. that reflect seriously on the
late A. lincoln
y SIMPLY isn't right--the women
take on nearly everything and are
stylish. we take OF our coat ana u
ON we are " boor.
D
BOSTON DOESN'T have 10 wait
until fan for september Morn
they come IN August" says the Trans
cript An, A new shipment, We pre-
sumo.
o.
MADAME BERNHARDT says she
has lived a long time because she has
always done whut she wanted 60 do.
SIN. an exchange comments. we dare
say. there are times when she hates
like the dickens Co play Camille
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sayings OF Famous Men.
CFrom tho Chicago TrbuneD
Job--My blood must be- out 90 orr
der.
solomon--My dear you are one OF
"A Thousand.
Man In the Iron Mask--Ump, that
ono was right over the plate!
Hercples--l suppose l really ought
to report these stables 10 the board
OF health.
Neuophon--I think ! shall cover
my Retreat with stln board bind
ing.
samson--This Is what comes of
"a lady barber
james J. PappathcodorukOu
Ourgeotopoulos-W Wait couple Of
minutes, rll write u.
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Tragedies Told in Headlines.
CFrom the Chicago TrihuucD
az
fcur Had Run Live Wire Under Bulb
OF Siren
Imported scotch collie Crawis
Through Hole IN Fence and Makes
Acquaintance of scrub Bulldog. Collie
Was Valued az s1oo.'
"New Boss in street Cleaning De
partment Accused of Overworking
Employees: Makes Them Tmpty Catcn
Baslns az Rate of one Shoveiful Every
Minute"
Two scissor Grinders Unexpected
ly Encounter Each other WhilC
Working the Same Part of Town"
asprlnkmng cart Man Brcames IN
.olVed In Argument with street Oilcr,
Four Policemen Finally Pry Them
Apart
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Discrcditing Tradition.
The picnic season with Us JOY
is quickly passing hy;
But still we've never seen boy
who sat down lea the pie
Youngstown Telegram.
The picnic seasons fading fast.
us seen Sos golden chance
80 tnblccioih have we seen cast
Upon hin "f ants.
-bonyer Republican,
The plcuic seasons on the blink
And calling up old fakes,
We've never seen reckless sink
ulsperse the crowd with Snakes
Seattle Post iutciHg'ncer
The picnic seasons nearly hv
And as We see b. move
We're glad to SAY we've TOLD uo uD
Like those sou note above.
o.
Our STANDING army -ut Hre.
bui Mexico probably rcalizr- chat ahe
might got some squashrd pr 90 stood
ON her
THE CHAP who b. born with ~ ..I-
ser spoon boz mis- mouth maE Use 200
uawn the family plate
q
PITCHERS BATTLE 4t chicago
is the Kind of 81 headline that gets p
much bigger hand today than "ptuh-
ed Rattle at Boquluas
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YOU CAN'T blame shy md mod
est Violet like Maury g. nigps tor
lodging The pestiierous newspaper
mans camera.
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TIE POT THAT called the kettle
black however. had nothing ON this
mutual admiration society of sulher
and Murphy
SOME LITTLE bird evidently
whispered Mr. Linds message iu the
ear ~ Hucrta.
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1T LOOKS as NJ Mr. Gocthsls might
be- ready 90 make lncic sam "a
Christmas gin Of the canal
q.
Prom our Worrying Friends
Ve0plo who think We work too hard