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The chronicle=news., 1913-03-27
BULLETIN
Evansville in Danger.

Evansville. Ind. March -
swollen by tributaries the Ohio riy-
rr here registered "T.l feet Vt I o.
clock this morning. a sis' 'i seven
fee, since Wcdn'sd day npfu'rg. fh'
liver i now rising at tho rHi, oi tx
inches IN hour F!nn'. vyT'lJ%s
h,,N, been seat cit.
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CHICAGO PROVISIONS

C,irato. Nr-y4 Pro-. .aIa
II" wa confined to smrll 'n nj
titasaut'nu p'fcrg ut tho ursH.
saus"h rom - innor to Toe 'l-r-
gee wi'h Mfy deliveries n frupag.
j i :o.nG n 2".T52; lard it.i0: .aIs
Ii.IS3.
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Denver livestock

Drnvrr. Colo. Mnrrh CIItIo'
Rcccipu,s 600. Market steady n.af
steers Gm T.o5: cows and bciicr, :
1.25. stockcr4 and feeders : n
..75: calves S.5oniI.
HOGS: Receipts 2.Soo. Market
hirher. Top ?.i.: bulk of sales 80
TgOI
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It. l. estimated that in tho last
three months Irish cattle breeders
and shippers have lost over Sl0,OOO,-
900 by the action of the English
authorities in closing the ports
against Irish cattle on account of i'm
= girary outbreaks OF foot aUd mouth
disease.
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TEE MONEY MARKET

Nov York. MARIA 2T.-Call mau-
- steady. 2l",i' yer cent.
Time loans "l1'r:: 80 and 90 H.
~ =, per cont; BIS msnthg 5G.r.
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THE M A r K E T S
@ FVli. ASSOCIATE PRESS @
w Rally REPORTS w

SHEEP; Receipts i.200. NHrE.r
airady, NrarIirgs $3.50 I.2S. wJ,H-
urs 5-5im.1U: lambs 1850 H.-r.
.W.. l-an.sh.ln.
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TIE CC1rCT MARKET

New York. March 27.-Cn,tru
spot clGsci Iria;. Middling upilrda
l2.,0: miGdlius GIIf i2.95. ga'.I
200 bale.
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The prussiau government has in
irC iug0d into the die; bill ar'hc~-
ilir% loans amouatiug 40 Sl&J,G0u,-
600 for Ttutc rai'"1ys. The principal
i,,ms are. Now iinos grd additional
ttari;a S,T5U0,ooG; IuuliEgs. S'5.-
1000: rrlliug g,D-'., SirtrO. 600.
Ctrrv 'rIo-N Now nc 1 r1r0'r.
The chronicle=news., 1913-03-27
STATE OF COLORADO, r.
COUNTY OF LAS ANtMAS, 10.

T. l. G. Miikcn City Clerk Trinidad
fill
election to be held on Tuesday 9,3 whose
rad 80
ituess my hand this Gath day Of March, 1913
(sEA) O. MII.llKEN, City Clerk
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LIST Of Nominations


1 91 q M @ T x r. m 1 p A1Pa
exm m q
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Ctrr" 'rlo-Ncv'a nc 4 1c0'h.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13
GLOBE sights
BIZ THE ATcH1soN qLoBn.

the steps 80
90 many think they can -afsoru IT IL they
can get It.
Some men are only sdistinsuisned By
s An unsuspecting candidate often mis-
takes applause for votes.
When . man places himself on trial he
usually secures An acquittAl
You may sometimes miss your calcula-
donD without nfisstu9 much
II the picture II scantiIy clad, you may
safely assume It = an example of Ar.
Napoleon fought for and got mero than
he could keep. Moral: Ooa't Try to get Il
all go ss--,S,1. a 9ssas s
Because man dfzneGs with you be isu't
neceesarily unfair. And 60 declare he b,
u unfate.
A diplomatic wolnan win lease the house
while her husband q ata<ting . flre With
damp kindltug.
Coming down to BEDROCK - The wen
0Eeer would epnou1ce. yon donst know
who are your real d1end1-
\ lot Of men Who think they don't b.
lievo IN Heaven think about It when they
get pain in thofr stomachs.
At thia -seasons Of the year = Ruel man
hae di61cuaty eonvincing his wifa that
building 6roe - . hOuUahold duty.
Ansahoa hoek agput <an convince yuu ~
e oduc.31ng 6he peopla. ap0 - really dnes
tto0ch thuWs . GoR
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Some people object to Hetch-
Hetchy, thinks the Lawrence Journal
World, because 1t sounds SO much
like bad dance.
1t occurs to the Jamestown Optimist
that Senator Bristow may have to go
on the ballot next year under the
heading. TOO Late to Classify"
Short jerks was fined $40 in police
court for drunkenness, reports tho At
Gibson Globes How did 1t come that
you became intoxicated?" Judge
White asked "If you please sir, I
was about to pay my taxes, and took
drop to steady my nerve" replied
Short.
It was In an English class in the
high school, relates the, Wichita Eagle.
A girl student found q word that she
could not pronounce SO she spelled II
out to the teacher. The teacher. In
stead OF giving the pronunciation Of
the word spelled: "d-o-y-o-u-k-n-o-w-
w-h-e-r-e-t-o-l-o-o-k
The Osborne boys are not pflkers,
insists Bert Walker in his Osborne
County Farmer, and he goes on to
give his reasons for this assertion: A
handsome young lady from Downs
came to Osborne to attend the foot
ball game yesterday. OF course, there
WeSc SSVoI0l Otuef nan09Om0 l001eDs
but this ono in particular made q
great hit with a certain Oshorne boy,
He was at the depot to bid her good
by, but the crowd didn't allow . tin-
gle moment for secret love making.
When the train pulled out the young
man jumped on tho hind car and the
yonng lady was there waving goodbys.
He simply gathered her in his arms
and kissed her to q frnxxie before the
eyes Of the admiring and envioua
crowd.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

me. and on the following night Harry
Monroe. superintendent of Pacific
Garden Mission in Chicago. shook my
hand after had prayed God to help
me be straight. and vent out to do
something / had never done before
earn an honest living.
mo one would hire an ex-convict;
but finally, three weeks before Chr1Dt-
mas, 1 secured q job a. 'bouncer In
Chicago's biggest lodging house. The
vestibule.' receiving nifty cents = day
for twelve hours work God only
knows how happy I was to tell the
folks at tho Mission that was earn
ing honest money.
'"The night to keep straight had been
terrific. I carried tho banner night
after night-not q pleasant thing to do
in Chicago during winter. Free lunch
could be had In saloons. but my Christ
did not 20 there. neither would L Old
pals were ready to help me. but had
cut loose from the whole thing.
''You may realize what that Job at
fifty cents a day meant to me. 1t
meant food. shelter and q stimulus to
the new hope within me. The crash
came four days before Christmas.
when 1 was called to the office by the
manager and fired because he had
heard what I used to be. In vain I
pleaded, telling him Of my taking God
into my life; but he would not listen
to me.
''One would think, then, that that
be rather blue for me, but it was not
The Mission served dinner to every
down and cut who weuld come, and I
took part in the serving-so much 80
that forgot to serve myself. Then
was broke and hungry-no home.
few friends-enough to make anyone
downcast; but my heart was light
because I was honest. at peace with
God and had worked-really worked
and knew I was capable to make my
way If the chance should ever come.
We'll, it came. This Christmas I
will be in my own home, wife and
darling baby by my side. and my dear
girl and are both agreed that shall
call the Christmas OF 1907 the happiest
in my life because 1t was at that time
the real foundation Of the character
was formed which now makes me a
respected member of the community
in which reside. a valued employees
Of q large corporation. good salary. and
future that looms brighter every day.
Men do come back, no matter how
far they have gone down The One
whose birth we commemorate ON De-
cember 25 il the only Path to take, and
my first Christmas in Him will always
remain in my memory as the happiest
in my life"
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

It win take : strong (of wsakl
minded s'SPUG~ to get By al the dou
exhibits in the store Window. II he
has . Httls giri In his own family.
A. ws have observed heretofore. .
doll = not edible, and therefore .
ounce In the sight Of . professional
''spug." It u the experience of an
anti-spug that IN infant remembers =
toy longer than . turkey dinner.
II we were 70 rich - to Aave 500
above current debts. NO would spend
$51 In breakable toys ana $4S Tor
poor and downtrodden; ana with the
inner feeling that We were 1t !eaSe
two per cent better than "spug.
Chickens valued 1t $1,000 each Win
be shown at the Chicago poultry
show. Displayers are showing the
proper spirit. and doing their dangest
to reach the prices set by retailers.
The human bein' who II not amen
able to 1attery II q lost soul. Dod0
Castor said our new BY tho way
lid was Attractive That Kept this
department goirg for week. A pub
sign we had framed for the works OF
another was q pip of . cover for any
body's book. Among the natterers,
we gather almost sufficient incentive
to stay alive until Christmas.
Another advantage to being presi-
dent: Mr.. Wilson can stAy in bed un-
til he gets over his cold.
The Chicago people are going to
Raise Hob about the canning Of Mrs.
Ella F1agg Young. In their effort to
garner newspaper space they over
look tho fact that the Hon. Mrs.
Young voluntarily resigned because
she was getting too old to hold ONCE.
will probably pull on some kind Of q
strike or other business hold-up in
tho name Of good old woman who
wouldn't interfere with things for q
months wages.
Eventually. it win occur to the dis
trfbut0rs of booze that they have no
political pull. We have in mind two
cases: A woman killer IL pardoned
by the governor; simp who sold
three bottles Of whisky IL sentenced to
tho penitentiary for one year. He
deserves It, cuss i'm. u1et us all take
a day on ana spend 1t In cusslng the
vile wretch who sold three bottles Of
booze.) Business of cussing the
like.)
Topeka may be behind the times in
some things. but Next Years maga-
zines are on sale hero just az early in
December a. they are anywhere else.
There IL ''last word in every bus
mess. The 'last word In larceny has
been reported from Missouri. where
they are stealing skunks.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13
JOURNAL. ENTRIES

Naturally. a duh joke is one without
much Of q. point.
Almost any kind Of food makes = hit
with q hungry man. :
Nearly every man has q sneaking de-
sire to shine as q hero.
Give q man q taste Of public office
and his appetite for 1t In Unsuitable.
2
Time flies at a terrific rate with the
woman who failed to do her Christmas
early.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13
InaIondon Lnnch House.

TN these days of high living and con-
tinually increasing cost for food supplies
1T is interesting to note that in London
there Is one place where working men
and women-and children. too-can get
good food. served in the best style. at
Andrews OF Boston. at the Shoreham.
II was amazed when In London re-
Gently visited the Alexandra Trust. on
the city read, an institution founded by the
to large extent by Sir Thomas Upton
Not much has been published about this
wonderful place. 1t stands on the border
land Of q great world OF factories and
warehouses; from which during the lunch-
con hour there pours q human tide OF
young men and women. Necessarily these
Alexandra Trust came into being this
army Of employ ces had to curb their ap-
petites. Now the need of economy is still
% hnns.r *, FOR nss : few cents cents at the @ queens %
hotel as It has come to be known.
For penny the hungriest man in Lon
don may obtain q meal that will satisfy
him. For q ha'penny he may get bowl
of rich soup and q piece Of bread: for an
other ha'penny he may get q piece Of
jam roll hot and filling. II he has the
ha'penny. or five cents he may get
meal that would satisfy any ordinary
stomach. On Fridays. for instance. he
inx % 3 haif @ cent % in = our our money. N @ take take next next
q one-pence portion Of fried fish. proceed
to ha'penny plate of rice, tapioca, or
With . cup of coffee. For ~ pence. or .
cents in American money. one can get q
three-course dinner. and personally
should not want anything better-soup.
cabbage. haricots, or parsnips; the choice
OF roast lamb. beef, pork. or beefsteak
puddinss, ending with pastry and coffee.
can't imagine anything more substan-
Post.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13
EVENING CHlr
BY RUTH CAMERON.
Thi,iIxine One Could.

There il q young girl in our neighbor-
sox nood S who plays the piano remarkably vel sl
speaking Of her ability in the presence Of
one Of her schoolmates the other day.
wonderfuiiy but then. you know. She
play well II they wanted to spend every
and never 90 anywhere. / shouldn't Won
e 4 could. myself. II wanted to do
Putting aside the youthful exotism of
mon attitude? Aren't there, . great many
ssD potsna sna s1 that se tss sE j.
creditsbie as the actual doing Of It.
Suppose the little school girls claims
could have played as ei' Wen .s her Friend
Evelyn. II she had been willing to give
al her spare time for the last four or
ticing. Does that put her on Z level with
Evelyn? Indeed, no, for Evelyn not only
had the ability to do the thing. but she
q good MUSICIAN. she actually became one.
tween these two things.
have 2 man friend who IL always do
ing kind things for everybody with whom
much liked by all who know him and the
praise Of his kind-heaftedness IL often
sung. occasionally to the disgruntlement
led male remark, "I don't sec why you
always make such q fuss over Mr.. Bruce.
What did he do today? Carried an old
woman's suitcase for her. Who wouldn't
have done that?''
You were az near her as Mr. Bruce.
and you didn't" promptly retorted a fear
4 simply didn't notice that she was
eruntled male. with dignity. Il should
'Ah!' replied the fearless female,
.'that's Just the dieffrence between Mr..
Bruce and other men. He notices and
they don't"
Thoug il half of unselfishness.
There are plenty Of people who would do
kind things II they only thought. There
are comparatively few who do think OF
them,
Again, It always irritated me at college
to hear the drones say to the workers.
when the latter won the honors, You
needn't be SO set up. We could win hon
ors, too, II we wanted to work. but We
don't care to- Just as II the ability to do
good work were as creditable as actually
doing 1T.
force unless It can be translated into ac-
tion," says President Wilson in one OF his
books. That Is true in every way and not
only OF the moral impulse. but Of impulse
toward effort in every direction.
something great and wise and gooo,
is no more accomplished by thinking one
could II one wanted to. than by wishing
one could.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13
HIs BEST S1aRISTMAa

The American Magazine has been Of
fering prizes for the. best letters en-
titled MY Best Christn1as.'' The
prize winning letters are published in
the December number. The following
letter from an ex-convict won flrst
prize. For obvious reasons his sigma
ture IL withheld:
1T was the year Of 1907. Perhaps
1t is hard to understand how a man
out Of work, broke. no home, few
friends and nothing much to look for
ward to. could say that at such q time
he experienced his best Christmas. but
such IL q fact. ss.,'s.
I'm August. 1907. was turned
adrift into the world with q fve-dollal
bin. and . misnt suit of clothes. and
railroad ticket TO the place was sent
from. I did not receive . cordial recep-
tion there, % drifted around until
November. 1851. when Isarrived In Chi
cago. hunted and bounded, by ny cops.
was certainly mp against It
"seeing . crowd At State and Con-
gress streets one Sunday, became
curious to know what was going ON
a1so thought there mtght be . Poke ]
could lift, when, 10 and behold, ON the
frout sat Of . sPsAlm Singing outft
was An old pal. who informed people
he had now accepted Christ. Seeing
me he toad me how Jesus loved ever
men like me.
.;somsshing = his manner coayince<
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Presumably there will be protests
from some of the moro enthusiastic
suffragists because the Santa Fe il
figuring on running an "all-mail'
train between Kansas City and Los
Amwe1ea
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Another bit Of evidence Of the ALL
around superiority Of woman is to be
found in the fact that Battling Nelson
did not last nearly as long in the mat
rimonial arena as he did in the pugi-
listiO field
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

= Another Of the claims recently set
mp In court il that the Kaw IN under
federal Jurisdiction. But it remains
for the communities along It to pro-
vide their own mood protection, IL
they desire any.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

"All the newspapers in Mexico City
support Huerta." There II no news
in that. But there soon would be II
one of them didn't.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Judge Kenesaw Mountain Iandis
has another easy opportunity to stand
in the limelight's glare. Fate has 30
arranged things that he can render q
decision declaring .theAncoms tax law
to be unconstitutional
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Blue evening clothes for mon IN
ono Of the latest edicts Of those who
attempt to decree what the males Of
the speciea, shall wear. But what's
the neesn111y for the change? Most
men feel blue enough In the present
conventionAl evening dren Of bleul.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

A Chicago woman has decided to
break the egg market. Which is
probably only another way Of saying
that she has made up her mind to put
her foot down on It.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

President Wilson's addresses are ~
brief and pithy as would be expected
from q man who operated his type
writer with one finger,
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Mr.. Asquith has had from grill work
placed on his automobile to protect
him from suffragists. Thus hath the
Black Maria come to aristocratic
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

President Wilson IL justified in
denying that he bosses congress. He
merely makes suggestions to it and
sees that they are carried out.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Pennsylvania il probably n proud
as a peacock these days because its
governor is also president Of the Ma
tional League.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Huerta is putting some of the de-
poEed Mexican lawmakers hack, on the
active list. But he can't put Madero
back on the active list.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

II the Utah bandit doesn't sucoumb
TO dynamite, they might try nberating
. germ laden house fly in the mine.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

It is said that woman's clothing
will be thinner than ever next sum-
mer. And still women don't like
freckles. os@e.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

..JINCrR DOCK |. !.


Uncle Dock Austin y gone to his
reward. For several months he had
been breaking; but day BY day he Wns
At his place OF work In Armstroug'o
store and day BY day. come rain or
shine. he made his regular rounds
with the delivery wagon. His face,
hts movement OF late. showed he Waa
our. How arc you. Uncle Dock 2" ho
would heaye sigh and say. ''laot very
well Had . bad night OF it." But
after while you would aee Uncle Dock
behind the old horse to the delivery
wagon. and you knew all was well
with him for another day. Once re-
Gently we 5estingly told him to ''0in-
ger up!" when he was. moving wear
lily. He half smiled and said, ITS
pretty hard for an old horse to gin
ger up" Then he went on medita-
lively. But guess I'm the sort Of an
old horse thAt'n work until he drops
in the collar" And q day or two after
we heard he was very stclE, and . few
days more and he was gone. And
how many men work, like an old
horse. until they drop in the collar!''
In younger days. with hope ahead and
the boys and girls to provide for. man
moves in an enchanted atmosphere
and he feels q little world II his; but
one by ono the children go away each
Tor himself: and there IL strange quiet
where was the noisy glee Of children;
and two people no longer young are
alone: and the mother follows her
round of work in the quiet HOUSE
through the days: and like an old
horse. trained to the row, the father
puts his shoulder to the collar to fol-
low until he drops in the furrow of
his days.-E. e. Kelley in the Toronto
Republican.
KANSAS Is ALL RIGHT
Missouri IN Dragging about tts won
derful wheat crop Of 1919. and the
Globe-Democrat declares its wheat
yield three times that Of Colorado: 30
times that of Arkansas; three times
that Of Texas and twice as great as
either Oregon or Oklahoma. That's
fine. and puts Old Missouri on the map
as q wheat state, producing 35.000.000
bushels. But Kansas grows some wheat
too. and good wheat. The crop OF 1918
is 72.000.0Oo bushels-twice that Of
Missouri and then some. Eight times
! as much as Colorado, six times as
much az Arkansas, six times as much
as Texas. and four times az much az
either Oregon or Oklahoma. And, al
though Kansas lost almost its entire
corn crop, yet it's farm crops and live
stock for 1913 had q cash value Of
507 million dollars. which means an
average Of $500 worth Of farm products
Tor every man. woman or child in the
state.-South Kansas Tribune.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

And the main objection to organic
ing q volunteer army before declaring
war is that each makes the other so
much easier. 49, t,,
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

King Georges refusal to allow arms
shipped into Ireland ought not to
worry the ulsterites, as long as tho
supply of blackthorn canes and other
ghillalahs holds out
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

II anybody has the ability to make q
dozen eggs look like thirty cents now
- the time for him to come forward.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

It occurs to the New Orleans Pica-
tune that the perfect infinitive Of the
verb ITO invest" II ''to investigate"
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

It was not difficult to arrest General
Zelaya- But what to do with him is
IN entirely different matter.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Francisco villa can boast that he
was the. man Of the hour In Mexico
for at least fifty-nine minutes, any
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

his soldiers. the finish Of Hon. Husrta.
- easily within eyeehot.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

Uncle Abnee.
Il IL a pretty perticlkler town whore
q feller can't put on a cell'loid collar
without bein' called a snob.
Rev. Hudnutt says what II needed
most Is q pay-as-you-enter meetiu'
house. The theory that salvation ID
free has sunk deep enough in the pub
1ic mind.
At the church social last week. Hod
Peters ate q quarters worth OF pop-
corn and drank q half gallon Of new
cider and amt been seen since. but
Doc Hanks says he may be able to
put MIN together when all Of the
pieces have been recovered
The best thing about most any man
II his wife.
1t is better to have no opinion at all
than to have an opinion that amt
worth q darn.
Most people like high-brow poetry
bekux they can't understand II,
There's many a slip twixt the soup
spoon and the lip.
A good many sharp 1oIres ~, N,+
never heard OF any feller maIir:
money buying mining stock.
Afterthouehts.
It takes one-ffth lesg coke to rnake
ton when it IL thoroughly ,oaked
with nose before being delivered.
ments Of wheat. Japan isn't preDar-
ing to go to war. but merely preparine
to eat.
President Wilson has Just paid n xro-
Gerry Dill for distant relative. what
must he be doing for the near rela-
There 10 said to be q billion bu,h.a.
loss IN the corn crop this year Wen.
man can drink rye, can't he?
Siandering of great men who ars
dead MfA evidently never end. Huerts
nov Hkens himself to Lincoln.
China expects to COPY our fur,snru.
dence. Let It be hoped he A. ieeSt
copies our prudeuce
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

A Onch.
If all the suffragettes were pretty and
petite,
II all the suRragettes were winsome
and were sweet,
II all the suffragettes were natty. trim
and neat
In clingfn' gowns like ladies wear,
in swimmin:;
II all the suifragettes knew how to use
- their eyes,
If all the sufrraSettes looked good to
US fall guys,
II all the suffragettes In stringing
men were wise,
Twould be no job to land the votes
for women.
The Topeka state journal., 1913-12-13

And don't forget to do your RED
Gross stamping early.