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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
Iowa State Bystander
BYSTANDER PuR CO.. Publishers.
DIES MONIES. IOWA
NO ACCOUNTING FOR MOODS
Men Of Rare Attachments Able 70
Work Only When the FIT 10
Upon Them.

Men Of strong will, brilliant to .
rare degree, who have attained every
remarkable success. often confess
that thert are days, and sometimes
many Of them, each month OF their
lives. when 1t appears that they can
accomplish nothing. That conditions,
people, and even their own powers, OPP
pose and Illustrate them at every turn.
Often these darkened days come at
times when the candidate for success
finds 1t necessary to face important
issues, and coming they leave him
powerless before opposing forces and
conditions, and inuch that might be
easily gained under normal conditions,
A lost. ...... ,ta'&h a-s.Er -r
Those engaged in curative pursuits
are particularly harassed in mind and
body by these moods of failure. For
failures they are. Failure In the
sense that the mind has failed to
dispel them and 60 on with III
work. '2 n.r ID
Two moods rule all living things;
and all things live. The Mood OF Sue
cess and the Mood Of Failure. And
It is within the province Of every
mind to choose which of these it shall
serve. Whether 1t will or no, 1t must
choose, as there are no grounds OF
arbitration. Success is Euccess. but
mediocrity Is failure of the deepest
typ.
You are vainly struggling and seek
ing afar for the best things Of Life.
Cease thy striving. Sink thyselt into
the unfathomable Depths of thine own
Being. Abide there in that Great Still
ness, and presently thou shalt find that
Pearl OF Great Price-The Mood OF
Success And when thou shalt come
out into the noise of the world. that
Mood shall follow thee through Paths
OF Peace, festooned with the Vines
and Flowers of Divine Love. And
should thy choice lead thee into the
Wilderness. 1t will then precede thee,
carving upon the face of the rock OF
chaos. inches, wherein thou mayest
place thy feet and again attain the
heights Of thy Goodly Reritage.-Wiu
Large, in the Nautilus. "
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
HIS ONLY SOLUTION.

Senator Con of West Vidginia, who
has been transferred from the bench
to the senate by the legislature as
the only solution of the senatorial tan
gle, has been casting over his ac'
counts to find how much money the
senatorship cost him, as he 10 re-
ouired to make statement to the
senate. 49, -
The senator discovered the election
cost five cents. This was the price
of a telephone call from friend at
the state house informing him of Ills
election. The friend paid the five
cents. Il ..# #, %,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
Knew a Bully From q Bull.

Once at Worcester. Eng, case was
tried about the soundness Of horse.
In which clergyman, not we'll versed
in sporting matters, appeared az a wit
ness He was confused in giving his
evidence, and furious and clustering
barrister, who examined him. was at
last tempted to exclaim: pray, sir,
do you know the difference between a
horse and cow"
Il acknowledge my ignorance" re-
piled the clergyman: ~ hardly know
the difference between horse and a
COW, or a bully and bull, only a
bull, am told, has horns, and a
bully" bowling respectfully to the bar
rister. luckily for me, has none."
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
Claude puvaI, Hlohwaymat,.

Claud Duval' was a Normandy high
wayman, who at the restoration, CROSS
ed into England, in the train OF the
duke of Richmond, and there taking
to the road, robbed gentlemen Of their
purses, and was generally a terror to
the community, until he was cap
tured one day while drunk. Ho was
hanged at Tyburn on January 81.
1910, and was buried in the mid aisle
Of Covent Garden church.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
Microscopic Pension.

The discovery OF fraud in connec.
ton with certain British military pen.
sions, the other day, has brought to
light some curious facts about these
annuities. A few years ago. fQrz.itl.
stance. there was an old'1Sailor in
Portsmouth Workhouse In receipt OF
what was believed to'be the smallest
pension extant--fourpence year.
Each quarter he received penny, to-
gether with a stamped envelope In
which to return a receipt He was
usually granted leave Of absence to
convert his asset into cash and then
into the liquid form of "a half Of four
ale" %s s&5.t @tEs s@rer, fEa@~'s 4
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
Room At the Top.

Once upon a time there was man
who went accounting, and he courted
q widow. And the widow thought
well Of him, but behold! she refused
to accept a second chance.
But why will you not marry me?"
persisted the sutton.
Il love my first poor dear husband
from the bottom Of my hearth" wept
the widow.
But" persisted the man, "ain't
there always room at the top!"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
Artistic Value.

Guy shelly's old spotted COW wan.
dered across the pasture ,one daysand
laid herself down for peaceful chew
Ing Of the cud. She did MT realize that
she was posing for her picture. The
artist who painted her showed the
sketch to Guy and the cows owner
took q great interest n \. Later. when
the artist had returned 70 the city. he
had the good fortune 70 sell the study
for $50. and on Z subseq uent trip to
the sketching grounds Re told Guy
Shelly of the Sala. w *
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
No Files on Them.

The teacher was Intent on the les
son. and continued impressively:
And vast swarms Of flies descend
ed on the land and came into the
houses of the Egyptians and covered
their clothing and their tables and all
their food, but (emphatically) there
we're no flies on the children OF
Israel" MA
A small boy from the rear OF the
room interrupted: S,as
please, ma'am, there amt now,
either. London Opinion. &Lh
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

Lombard, Ill. -
entitled to mem
bership In the
Mayfower and
Colonial societies
as well as tho
Sons of the Revo-
luton. His ante
cedents took part
in every war the
United States
Q er ug b t.
Webbs have been
among the resl-
dents Of the coun-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
Hard to Tell.

"Old Rocks, the multi-millionalrs
is feeling awfully depressed"
whats the matter
Why, he made a bad investment
last summer and will lose $4,000. It
breaks him all up. Says he knows
he's on his way to the poorhouss.
pointed out to him that he could lose
$4,000 q year for 1,500 years without
coming to the end OF his pile. And
what do you suppose he said?" .s
9 Give It up"
He said: And what will happen
10 me them" 55 ~
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PROF. J. B. MOORE, SECRETARY BRYAN's AIDE

a., +, -, ,.-4. u
the fisheries conference, secretary Of
the conference on Samoan affairs,
delegate to the fourth international
American conference at Buenos Ayres,
in 1910. and social plenipotentiary to
the Chilean centennial the same year.
He has written much on matters Of
political science and diplomacy and i,
one of the editors Of The Political
Science Quarterly. He Is a native Of
Delaware and graduate Of the Uni.
versity Of Virginia. =.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

church at Ontario and Cass streets.
St. James parish is in the midst Of a
large rooming house district.
Little business people, who are the
backbone of our country" says Miss
Comstock, having no place to enter
tain friends and not financially able
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

lumbia university,
Is the. new cOun-
sellor Of the state
department, and
will be. the acting
head Of the de-
partment when
ever Secretary
Bryan Is absent
from Washington.
Prof. Moore has
held the chair Of
international law
at Columbia uni.
versity since 1891
ord ia a recnrniz.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
n He Had only Thought.

: The pretty storekeeper was unpack-
Ing and asserting some new goods
when her best young man entered She
stopped behind the counter q moment
and arose with flushed face.
I'm glad to see you're stocking up.
he said. .4. q i.
Z There's an unaccountable coldness
between them now.-Judge. 3,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

Miss Ethel Com
stock, under the
auspices of the
Diocesan Mission
Of Chicago, has
originated the plan
of introducing va
ried forms of en-
tertainment, with
dancing parties as
one of the main
features, in one Of
the oldest and
most aristocratic
congregations-St.
Tomca' FniscOna1
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
v.,,,ed Customer.

.Confound it, said the up'o ~
druggist that woman took all g 81
chanee | had in the drawer ,on
"Why didn't you tell ner
cou,dn:t break her SO bill!" ~,
mo, no; she's one OF gu, .. vom.
patrons. why, I've known tna .a'cent
q "a buy as high as eleven one'
postage stamps in q week. "a
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

"The great trouble with you PEG
ple," said the Englishman, sis that
you are unable to get the people here
to respect your laws. E
yes" the American admitted. we
have a good deal Of difficulty In that
line. We do manage, however. TO get
the women to keep from monkeytns
with our letters until after the post
man has delivered them. 81
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and Mrs. Thomas
r. Marshall-"the
happiest married
couple in Amer
ica.'
They are frank,
easy-going "Hoos-
iers," who laugh at
the world and
make others laugh
with them. Mr..
and Mrs. Marshall
came to Washing.
ton smiling, and
they have smil ed
ever since.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
a Future Maanate.

why do you make up such faces
1t the grocer's boy and call him such
Irritating names! II; A. 4.
Cause then he throws potatoes at
me, am I can sell 'em to mother for
/ : cent apiece" .,4 Ri
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Gentle Consideration.

What caused you to water your
stock frequently is
.Philanthropy, II replied Mr.. Dustin
Gtax. The public would be terribly
disappointed II We didn't Ngive II .
ehancs 10 invest ~ money!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
Fond Hopes Dashed.

b "You will forgive me II I--er--ask
YOU neutrality-suspicious.
"Sure. l will. knew you would be
asking 1t soon. ,i.. h.
.Ah, you know what am about to
ask your Your heart has told you
what "a ~ s$ l8,
.sure. You're going to ask me what
cine the last car goes by. .4
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

@ "A rubber partition to be placed In
! bath tub when only q portion OF It
ID to be used has been invented by q
New Mexico man to save water.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
GUY was incre1ulous.

Guy was incredulous. Z,
lyon don't mean to tell me you sold
that there pitcher Of old Daisy for
hundred an fifty dollars!' 4
\ Yes, Chicago man bought It for
that price" 4. w. 3
well don't that beat all, said Guy.
I'D a sold him the COW for atty" NJ.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

4. L takes 4 romantic girl to refer s',t e
ca T. as an unfinished I, Du, ~,
Nv. and q cynical man 70 ca.
t.r.av Al oyerdone caterpillar
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

Unique Opportunity Neglected.
Il Jonah emerged from the whale.
q glorious chance you had
70 paint an impressionistic INTERIOR.
ne tEturists cried.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

The Pilgrims came to America 70
that they might persecute their relis.
Ion A pea0s. 8.5 IN
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

A genealogical record. going back
to 1850, proves that j. B. Webb, OF
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

The people of Washington are In
tensely interested in Vice-Presfdent
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25
DANCE PLANS ARE TOLD BY MISS CoMSToCK

With a view toward solving one of
the vital social problems of big city.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-04-25

John Bassett Moore. professor Of in
ternational law and diplomacy at Co
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
Some New Books


PROF. DRUMMONO IN FICTION
 In 9 recently published work of fiction there is a deliberate and charming sketch of one of the least known sides of Professor Drummond's s sensitive personality. A man who lived to middle life and died unmar- ried, he was always passionately and sIyly devoted to children Keith Fraser was one of the children who knew something of the depth of his affection. In "The Garden of Spices" George H. Doran company, she has placed on record the picture of a lonely child who. at one of those momentous crisis in child life, a crisis occasioned by a trifle, stumbled into the garden of the strange professor whom her elders had always warned her to dread. He is walking among his flowers and at once recognizes the distress in the childish face, puts aside his disguise of austerity, and lets his sympathy go out. The scene which follows is a delicate piece of work in which art is concealed by the conspicuous truth of memory. If there were nothing else in "The Gar den of Spices'-and the whole book is written in the same spirit of wist ful retrospect-this one scene would make it immensely worth while
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19

owing to the presence in the city of so many prominent ministers who are in attendance both at the Sun Gay school convention and the Pres byterian synod, the pulpits of the city will be nearly all filled by these prominent men. A full list is here with given of these assignments:
 Today's Pulpit Assignments.
 Central Methodist-11 a. m.. Rev. pr. C. N. Bulla of Nashville; 7:30 D.. n., Rev. pr. w. A. Brown of Chicago.
 First Baptist-11 a. m, Rev. pr. C.. N. Queen of California; 7:30 D. m, Rev. pr. c. N Bulla
 First Methodist-11 a. m.. Rev. Dr. William A. Brown; 7:30 D. m., Rev Dr. c. N Queen.
 First Presbyterian-Rev. pr. R. M. Donaldson of Denver; 7:30 p. m., Rev pr. Ernest Hall of San Fran cisco
 First Christian-11. m, Rev. c. K Alexander of Flagstaff. No evening service.
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
First Presbyterian Church.

Sunday school, 9:30 a. m. Morning worship, II o'clock. The sermon will be by the Rev. R. M. Donaldson, D.. D.. of Denver, who comes to the meeting of the synod of Arizona rep resenting the Board of Home Mis- sions Anthem, by quartette choir.
 Sweet Hour of Prayer" (Havens); offertory solo, by MT. Boddinghouse, "Out of the Depths" (Rodgers). Y. F S. c. E. prayer meeting, 6:30 D. ID. Evening worship, with sermon by the Rev. Ernest Hall of San Fran cisco, representing the Board of For- eign Missions. Anthem, There's Friend in the Homeland" (Havens) effertory solo. by Mrs. Henderson. T Will Lay Me Down in Peace (Dud- -Bucl<). The Sunday evening ser vice will mark the close of the meet ings of the synod All friends are cordially invited to attend all of these meetings Church is at the ccrner of Third avenue and Adams street.
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19

son is the hero of the novel, but to many the large, character of Sage brush, strong of feeling, downright with common sense, and fundament- ally just, will be the great attraction. The opening and closing of the breach between himself and his son is touching and true
 Wide variety is represented in the eleven volumes which Houghton- Mfr fin Company published September 27. The list includes "The Coun try of Sir Walter Scott" by Charles & Olcott: Letters and Recollections of Alexander Agassiz..' with sketch of his work and life. by George R. Agassiz; Simpson," an English mo- vel. by Elinor Mordaunt; "A Con- federate Girls Diary" by Sarah Nor gan Dawson: "The Boy Editor" by Winifred Kirkland; Wonderful Es- capes by Americans by William Stone Booth PilIsbury; "The Signifi- canoe of Art" by Eleanor H. Row land Young Working Girls by Robert A. Woods and Albert J. Ken nedy: Medieval Industries,' by L. F. and "A Book of Fairy Tale Bears" by Clifton Johnson.
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
Christian Science.

First Church of Christ, Scientist Arizona School of Music, North Cen tral avenue. Sunday service at II a. m. Subject of the lesson sermon: :: Doctrine of Atonement." Golden text: John 17:22. .'The glory which thou gavest me, I have given them; that they may be one, even as We are one" Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. The Wednesday evening testi- monial and experience meeting is at o'clock The reading room main tained by this church is at 403 Ma tional Bank of Arizona building and is open daily from II a. m. to D. m. At this room welcome is ex- tended to the public and authorized literature concerning Christian Sci ence may be read or purchased if de sired All are cordially invited to at tend church services.
 Battle of Gettysburg, Plaza Thea ter Monday and Tuesday-Advertise- ment. br
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
PHOENIX CHURCHES

The Republican is pleased at all times to publish notices of the meetings and regular services of the churches of Phoenix regard less of denomination, but in order that these notices may be set up for the paper, and that they may be of the greatest service, both to the churches desiring them and the public reading them, these notices must be in the offices~of the City Editor not later than twelve o'clock midnight on Fri day night of each week
 CITY EDITOR
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
PLAYING WITH LovE-FIRE.

Did you ever try to interfere with
 any one else's love affairs? Did you ever meddle when a friend of yours
 seemed in danger of falling in love with the wrong person? Nearly ev- eryone at some time or other has | tried to play Providence. Nearly
 everyone has felt that his or her
 friend needed advice in matters of
 the heart, and the usual conse- 1 quence is that the person who sticks
 his hand in the fire that has kin
 dled between two other persons gets | his fingers burnt for his pains. This prevalence of the matchmaking or
 match breaking spirit among nor 1 taIs may explain the extraordinary l apepal of c. B. Lancaster's new
 novel, 'The Law-Bringers." In "The l Law Bringers," Tempest, a man of l high ideals, living in the Canadian
 wilderness and seeing few women, l falls in love with fiery half-breed girl named Andree. Tempests friend, | Dick Heriot, has tossed away his own reputation, but cannot bear to think ! of his hero, Tempest. marrying the | half-b breed girl. So he tells himself cynically that he has nothing to lose 1 and that he will do Tempest a serv- | ice by flirting with Andree that
 
 1 so-and the result is that Andree
 who has hitherto looked scornfully
 upon all men, including Tempest. as | her slaves, falls completely in love with Heriot and offers him a dog i like devotion. He. having succeeded ] in his plan to take her away from Tempest, tells her brutally that she
 means nothing to him. Tempest.
 shaken terribly by the wound which his friend has dealt him, tries to
 force Heriot to marry Andree. But | Heriot refuses He himself in love with Jennifer, wife of Ducane, a dis solute magistrate. Ducane dies. but
 Jennffer has heard of Heriots affair
 with the half breed girl, and, not
 knowing his reason for becoming in volved with Address. will not accept
 his love. A more thrilling situation than this, as it is unfolded in "The i Law Bringers'' can scarcely be imag l ined. It is dramatic commentary
 on playing with fire" made sublime 1 by the dignity of the principal ac-
 tors in the drama
 | "The Honorable Senator Sagebrush' l (Scribners). a shrewd western boss all men will appreciate, is the central
 character of the novel of that name, I by Frances Lynde. The author of 1 s'The Price shows him manipulating political forces in the storm of re- form that threatens his control. Sen- 1 ator Sagebrush rules the state large l 1y through his hold on an intersect- | ing railroad. The strength and hu- manity of his personality come into play when his control is threatened l by a reform wave which sweeps his sen into the apparent opposition. This
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19

ing Sunday afternoon at the high school. Epworth League meeting at 6:30. It is hoped that ones of the convention speakers will address this meeting. May Sunday be a great day in all our churches. Everybody cor dially invited to all services. Church at the corner of Second avenue and Monroe street
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
Trinity Pro -CathedraI.
Zion English Evangelical Lutheran
 Church

w. c. T. U hall, 227 West Monroe street. Bible class and Sunday school at $40 a. m.: morning service 10:45; evening service at 7:45. The pastor will preach in both the morning and evening services. All are cordially invited to attend these services. Inn manuel P. Frey. pastor, TAP West Fillmore street.
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
Central M. E. Church South.

Corner of Central and Monroe streets. Rev William R. Thornton pastor Sunday school at 9:30. Morning worship at Il o'clock ?: omptly. Epworth League at 6:30. Evening service at 7:30. All are cor dially invited to attend these ser vices.
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
THE DIFFERENCE.

"Huhi Cryin' cos ye ain't allowed to have no toffee. eh? If ye was my age an hadn't been allowed to have as much toffee as I ain't bin al- lowed to have, ye'd have somethin' to holler about"-London Opinion.
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
Latter Day Saints.

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Knights of Pythias hall No. B East Washington street Sun day school, 10 a. m.;. regular church service at 7:30 D. m. Cordial invita- ton extended to all.
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
Christian Church.

Christian Church services at the Adams street school. Bible school at 10 a. m. sharp. Preaching at II a. m W welcome.
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
SUNDAY SCHOOL
 CONVENTION PROGRAM
Sunday-Fo orenoon.

Sunday-Forenoon. 30-10-Sunday schools of the city convene for usual sessions. II - Regular services in city churches. Afternoon Session at High School
 Auditorium. 2:30 Parade 3-Song service. led by Prof. J. R. Wilson and chorus
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
V. M C. A.

On account of the mass meeting in the high school auditorium in con- nection with the State Sunday School convention, the vesper service an nounced for the association rooms at
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19

Battle of Gettysburg Plaza Thea ter Monday and Tuesday-Advertise ment. br
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19
First Baptist Church.

J. Harvey Deere D. D., pastor. C. M. Northrup, assistant The Rev. c. N. Queen, D. D., of California, will fill the pulpit at II o'clock. The Sun day school, c. M. Northrup. superin- tendent invites all to a study of the scriptures at 9:45 a. m. The B. Y. P. U. at 6:30 will be led by the pas tor. At o'clock one Of the three Sunday evening sessions of the Sum day School State convention will be held with this church. Rev pr. Bulla of Nashville will speak. The church IS located on the corner of Monroe street and Third avenue. Welcome.
Arizona republican., 1913-10-19

l s:2O-Address-Rev C. N. Me 1 Queen, D. D.
 S:4O-Chorus, Thou Art Our Fath- CT" (Emerson), led by Prof J. R Wilson.
 ] G:50-Address, Rev. Wm A. Brown. Evening Session at High School Auditorium. There will be mass meetings at the Central Methodist, Rirst Methodist and First Baptist churches at 7:3O. 7:3O-Song service, led by Prof J. E. Wilson and chorus. 7:45-Address. Rev. Charles D. Bulla. D. D. S:O5-Chorus. "Te Deum" in F (Kotzschmar), led by Prof. J. R. Will son.
 S:15-Address. Rev Wm A Brown
 Trinity Pro Cathedral.
 The Very Rev William Scarlett, dean. Services on Sunday, october 19: Sunday school at 9:45; Bible classes at 10; morning service at II; at the morning service Dean Scar lett will preach on the subject, God s Witnesses The following musical program will be rendered by the choir under the direction of Maitland Davies:
 Organ prelude, "Romanze," Delibes.
 'Te Deum,' Woodward.
 Anthem, Draw Nigh to Me" Las sen, by soprano solo and quartette
 Organ postlude "Processional March, Costa