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Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-10-10
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THE cow, THE 81 AIN DsTHE e HEN
HE SAYS HAS MADE DEN 5$
. MAR K RIG II RI

AS though decedringS from the clouds
to inoculate the Farmers of Ramsey
county. WIN the wlsaom vi years ~
experience Nv. r. Schilling, expert
dadryml1!aan man OF Minnesota Il addressed an
enthusiastic audience iii III Devils Lake
hast Saturday afternoon, the wealth
Of information which he had at; his
disposal satisfying the hundred ;s: 81
more farmers in attendance.
1t was sound farm logic through and.
through and S y nat. milling left little
room for criticism for ne was on the
right track he had been IN the: same
position himself as, his, hearers were
and he was telling them how to come
out Of it. IN;
Don't Get Into Il
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p, into it. wa Nh s Z @ f;,..t
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his tonics NIT q j e. I, l
over Il this "a q n
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ua - 8 - she aairy Dus-
mess uts's' alaT gnoW snto s1I slt.
u ne COW, the boy yand the hen has
has made made Denmark e. y, rich
sit takes the same value of fel;.s. to
produce pound Of butter, as it does
to produce the same amount Of beef.
Which sells for Ii oct
.rhe FARMER "a n the hest - !, ~ & m
in the United States totj AZ:
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t'afle 5is ole - one pes. o = ops
70 remove @lin esas' = aild u u tne Dest
money eFol,! ptoVialils you uoll - 7ar7
: ley rs - ue'atti.
z IF you plant SO much in barley, SO;
much in corn, so much u IN Wi1e Eat, SO
much in oats and SO much IN potatoes s,t''s
you will hitSa good price "a sonetnlng st.l 1
every year. Ss5:s %.;5 5s
He Has a silo 81
Joe Perkins says that the corn e crop ';
is sure every year He has silo and; an
would not get along without one.
: EVERY COW gives $l64 tl5 pei year, 't
milked twice a day, under average 'sls
care. y, :. -
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-10-10

Frank ThiItgen of Ieft wed
nesday evening 3 for the west coast
here he viii spend the winter. En-
route he Will visit in Great RAILS i
week.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-10-10

On account of the fact that the.
desks have not arrived for the model
rural school, this school will not open
at present, but will as soon as the
seats are placed a3sst
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1913-10-10

n iMankato Commercial College, Man
Kato, Mimi, is in session the entire
year. Now is the time to enter.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1913-08-01
ATTEST

r. N DUNHAM CITY Clerf
fSEALl
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
FIND COLONY OF RATTLERs
Exhibit on an Alabama Farm That
Lost fts Owner Prospective
Renter.

Gadsden, Ala George Duncan took
Osburn Mcqueen out to see tract Of
land, expecting to -e9t it to him
for tho coming year.
In looking over the farm they saw
two large rattlers, which they shot
and killed, one Of which had nine rat
ties and the other six. When they
finished the killing of those two they
discovered that the ground was full
of these deadly reptiles and they then
began the slaughter, and when they
could find no more they piled them up
and began to count and saw that they
had killed 80. Thirty of them were
small fellows, having one rattle each,
showing they were only one year old,
and measuring from IL to Is inches
long.
It il needless to say that Mr.. Dun
can lost q renter. Mr. Mcqueen said
one or two rattlers did not brighten
him, but when it came 70 80 in one
pile he would let the other fellow take
the place.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

kissing is not practiced in Japan, he
the people are stony-hearted, but be.
cause 1T is regarded as the height OF
bad manners"
The kiss In Japan, it seems, is fit
only to be bestowed upon young in.
fants by their mothers. "a Japanese
mother is often seen to kiss the baby
In her arms" says this Japanese wri.
ter, "but when the baby leaves its
mothers arms-that Is, when 1t can
get along by itself and feels sort OF
semfconeciousness-it would not al.
low its mother to kiss it." He men
tons the complaint Of western visit
tors to Japan that I'VE Japanese ex.
pose too much our natural bodies"
Though the natural body us one Of
the most beautiful forms on earth,
the Japanese critic Of kissing con.
cedes that 1t should not be too much
exposed. He adds: Our natural feel
ings are really exquisite. Their ex-
posture beyond certain limit, how
ever, Ia equally offensive to our sense
Of decorum."
Much Of the kissing that he OBJ.
served in England distressed this SEN
sitive Japanese not little. when
saw" he writes, IAN old couple, with
careworn faces and tottering steps
kissing each other on the pavement
Of the London streets could not help
feeling rather unpleasant. cannot
give an adequate reason for it, but
somehow I do not feel pleasant when
/ see the conventional custom Of kiss
ing between married peeps kept up
TO old age" Surely it is impossible
for westerner to fathom the Oriental
mind.
This Japanese observer got into an
odd predicament through other peo-
pies kissing. He was strolling about
Hampstead heath one day when he
found himself in narrow footpath,
man and girl seated on bench.
Presently" he relates, 'the two heads
came closer, and they were finally lost
behind the girls hat. knew what was
going on behind the scenes, so
stopped short and pretended to be
looking another way SO as not to dis
turb their happy state. Now and then
I turned toward the scene to see If
it was already over. / was in this
predicament for about half an hour lit
seemed 80 long to me), but the two
heads still remand in close attach
ment. At last gave up waiting till
the end Of the scene and crossed the
field, taking another path"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
The Basement
Philosopher
(cosyrirh.. 1913. y ". G. ch.Dn,a)
By KENNETH HARRIS

"Nels,. my friend" said the ianitor
to his Scandinavian assistant, Il take
notice that you're a-getting gay these
lays. That there cap of yours is got
too small for your head and don't
believe the caps shrunk any at that.
WHAT was you abusing that gentleman
for just now?-What gentleman! The
gentleman with the laundry, the yell
low complicated gentleman with the
slant eyes and the baggy pants that
you was a-speaking to 80 unkindly.
'Chinyman, was he?" said the jani-
tor, with broad smile OF perfect CON-
prehension. We'll. Of course that's
different. II he was Chink, don't
know as can blame you. It's per-
fectly natural that you'd want to kick
him OF the premises and make mo-
tons to that effect. s'pose he give
you the excuse that he had business
here-what? Thirty-eight and twenty
seven gives him their shirts an fat
pieces, don't they? I thought they
did. Anyway you done well to let him
know that no was the scum OF the
earth and the ofrscourings of human
ity. He mightn't realize it if he was
treated civil and decent.
When you come to think of it, it's a
blessing that there Is scum and of
scourings for us to look down on and
kick around and bawl out once in a
while" mused the janitor. Wed GER
tainly be in a bad way if there wasn't.
| guess we'd lose all our self respect.
know you've done me heaps of good
that way, Nels, my friend. It's been
great comfort to me after the agent
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

heave chunk OF coal at tenant be-
cause he had had his finger nails man
toured. / don't have my finger nails
manicured. but / can control my feel
ings.
I'm willing to admit, Nels. my
friend, that there Chink amt got
white eyebrows and complexion that
looks like it was fresh billed He's got
q good deal the same cheek bones that
you've got, but then, he braids his hair
and works fourteen hours q day and
eats rice oftener than what you do. /
know that's aggravating and there
ought to be law against it, but there
Amt no law and there's nothing In the
rules of this here building against it,
80 guess you'll have to stand for It.
You get me?
Because If you don't, Nels, my
friend said the janitor, with sudden
ferocity, I'll beat 1t into your bone
head with q CRATE crank. Why, you
tow-topped, lop-eared, knock-kneed son
of q smoked halibut, the first thing you
know you'll get that Chink scared and
I'll have to be paying out money to
have my little bit Of q weeks laundry
done for me.
And you not even naturalized!"
concluded the janitor. with bitter
scorn.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

but my position has been somewhat
delicate. could not very well be the
one to propose it,
"Oh," she angrily exclaimed, 'then
you have been anxious to have it all
ended?"
"Why do you say that, dear?
haven't limited that wished to have it
all ended"
"If you didn't you wouldn't have
thought of wanting an understanding
now. You would have been glad to
get me and find out about my short
comings afterward."
Am / to assume, then, that you
have been anxious to break our en-
demonstrating that you have asked
me to tell you about my faults at this
timer"
"Of course not. Why should you as
sumo such a thing?"
"For the same reason that you as.
sumed it."
That's just like man, I've never
seen one yet who could be reason
able"
every well, little girl. Let's change
the subject"
"But / don't want to change the
subject / want you to know all that
is worst about me, so that If you don't
want me you needn't take me-"
"All right Tell me what is worst
about YOU"
Ell don't think there is anything
worst about me. Now tell me what
your faults are"
well, think I, too, am perfect"
Harold! Do you really mean that?"
Certainly"
I'm so glad we have had this un-
derstanding and that now there is no
danger of our making any mistake"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
ProdlaaI Parent.

Col. Roosevelt, one evening ip Mar
quette, told a group of newspaper cor
respondents a number Of stories.
''If more of us were materially, but
not mentally, like the Arkansas back.
woodsmen, it would be well for the
nation" said the colonel.
Once, while traversing Arkansas.
dismounted at log Cabin and asked
il / could have dinner. Yes, they
said, I could, and while / waited on
the bench before the door l noticed q
baby playing vita loaded revolver.
Goodness mel saids you
shouldn't let that young infant play
with a loaded revolver. What ter
rible risk!'
risk said the backwoodsman.
.Aw, I dunno. / got bout fo'teen mo-
chiliun round the place somewhere. :
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

Eas been raising Ned around here for
70 jack you up and tell you what I
thought Of race OF people that put
Gshballs in their soup 1 don't know
but what I'm going little too far in
calling you 2 race. You're more like
funeral procession, judging by the
most of you that's worked for me.
But that's neither here nor there. We
can't all be Irish, nor yet American,
and It's q good thing as I'm telling
you. Somebody's got to be the goat.
What makes me sore, and what
makes any right-thinking man sore, !"
tie ianitor went on, 'is to see some
guy doing something that don't never
do nor never thought of doing, and
couldn't do if I wanted to do 1t. You
understand that don'+ apply to base
ball or variety show stunts, but them 8
about the only exceptions can think
Of Just now. You take this here goif.
| get the willies now every time l
take the old woman to the park. Hon
est, it takes away my appetite for the
lunch to see them lunatics. Seems to
me a grown person might find some
thing better to do than to put in time
swatting dinky little ball around 2
twenty-acre lot feel like sI1ear1ng
their fingers with molasses and giving
them a couple of feathers to play with.
That would be sensible form OF
amusement alongside Of golf, it looks
like to me. Some of 'em wear knee
panties. too. Gee! What they ought 10
wear is Russian blouse suits with
sailor collars and pretty little SOCKS
on their pretty little legs. Fierce
amt It?
Another thing that gives me pain
is to see a guy a-smoking cigarette.
That's something there amt no ex-
cuse for that / can see. Anybody can
get q clay pipe. and couple OF
months steady smoking II make 1t as
sweet and juicy as need be. A pipe IL
mans smoke, though | amt got no oo-
lection to a cigar once In . while
about election time. Same way III
take a tub of suds when I'm dry ana
I'VE got the price, but II you're Douno
It's YOUR treat and happen to Ieei
like it you can give me little rye. But
mines beer as a general thing. That's
one thing I'll give the Dutch credit
for: they may have poor Language
and disgusting ideas on the subject
of cooking. but they're all right when
q comes to q steady and sensible
drink Most drink is good in modera-
lion though. as long as it's not mixed.
The only thing draw the line At is
scotch. What / say is. patronize nome
industries. I'VE no use for Scotch OF
man who will drink it.
aYes, sir" said the janitor, empna1-
ically. I'm against golf ana Orluso
Whist and cigarettes and Scotch Like
wise I'm opposed to spaghetti ana cap,
hage SOUP and Bismarck herring ana
cnop suey and four o'clock tea. I'm Al
American citizen. At the same time
aon,t claim that Dagos and Hikes ana
cbinks and Hunkies and scandenoov-
fans amt got no right to live, ana !
don't feel called on to kick EN- arouno
When / get one OF 'em on oy nimss..'
INV more than I'd feel called on 20
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
Eather,s Neat Rehuke.

This is a story told of an old Evan
gelical clergyman who had a son in
orders. The young man became a
fullblown Ritualist. On one OCCASION
the father paid visit to his son,
who asked him to preach in his
church. For some time the old man
refused, but pressed to do so, he at
length consented, and chose the text,
Lord, have mercy upon my son, for
he is a lunatic."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
NO KISSING AMONG JAPANESE
osculatlon Regarded by Natives as the
Height Of Bad Manners and
Fooiishness.

Toxic, Japan.-In . recent number
of the Far East, published In Toxic, a
Japanese contributor. Smimasa Idi-
chi, who writes excellent English, re-
lates some Of his surprising adven
lures among the kissing races of the
west. He describes the horror of Eng,
fish women of hts acquaintance when
he told them that he had never kissed
his mother in all his life. "The first
thing an English child learns ie how
to kiss" he says. THE first thing a
Japanese child learns is how to bow
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
LEAVING THE COURSE CLEAR
Little Story That Proves the Value Of
Thorough Understanding Be-
tween Lovers.

II think" she said, 1--WE ought, be-
fore it is forever too late, to try to
thoroughly understand each other We
ought to confess any shortcomings we
have, so that if either of us finds that
marriage might be irksome or unsat-
isfactory we may end our engagement
and escape what might otherwise be
lifelong misery"
I'm glad you suggested that" he
answered. II have often thought Of It,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
Gentle Hint.

Pardon me-" said the waiter, ''but
I believe that newspaper you are read
ing is yesterdays"
The patient guest sighed
"Mayhap, mayhap!" he replied,
"but it was today's l am sure-when
l gave you my order"
But the serving-person, being der
matologically prepared for such re-
marks, refused to hurry.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

N y SUFFERING q uQ
pains. For TWO years
l suffered bearing
down pains and got
all run down. I was
under o n ervous
strain and could not
sleep at night. /
went to doctors here
in the city but they
did not do me any
good.
"Seeing Lydia E.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
Sensational.

"He has written a new play"
Originals"
Eyes. The heroine is married
woman"
"Oh, know. And falls. in love with
another man."
No. There's the original part OF
it. The play shows marriage to be
a sacred relation that some people
take seriously and get good deal a
happiness out Of"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
Bolt Kills UNDERGROUND.

Pottsyflle, Pa.-Lightning struck at
the bottom OF 1,200-foot shaft at the
Blackwood colliery, operated by the
Lehigh Valley company, near here,
and instantly killed e workman. An.
other workman was seriously Injured
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
Pain in Back and rheumatism

are the daily torment of thousands. To ef.
fectually cure these trou bles you must ro-
move the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin
to work for you from the first dose, and en-
ext so direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor.
ment of kidney trouble soon disappears
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
Never Quit.

"Tn the old days doctors used 70
bleed patients for most of the dis
eases"
"They still do, my boy; they stin
do."-Detroit Free Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

Break up that cough. A single dose OF
Deans Mentholated Cough Drops brings
prompt relief-5c at all Drug Stores.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
Gladly.

"Sir, may l have your daughters
hand?"
with pleasure, my dear boy; bus
must warn you, you will find 1t al
ways in your pocket
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

The fellow who casts slurs is gen
orally throwing a boomerang.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

Money talks, especially when it goes
to the opera.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Childreu
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhammAe
tion,allays pain cures wind coIic, Csc bottle.hb
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
Extreme Regularity.

'Is Mike a good worker?"
ooh, yes; fair"
Regular"
Regular as the clock. Strikes
every hour"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
MOTORS Did
NOT help her
p,tI.vdia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound Restored
Mrs. LeClear's Health
Her Own Statement.

n.,roit. Mich. CT am glad to dis
Nv a remedy that relieves me from
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

pirkham's Vegetable Compound adver-
t;aa5 | tried it. My health improved
vonderfully and / am now quite well
sgsin No woman suffering from fe-
% 0SI ills will regret it if she takes thia
medicine. Mrs. JAMES G. LECLEAR
SS6 Hunt St., Detroit, Mich.
Another Case.
Philadelphia, Pa" Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is all you
claim it to be. About two or three
DAVIS before my periods I would get bad
Sackaches, then pains in right and left
sides. and my head would ache. Icalled
tbe doctor and he said had organic in
sammation. Invent to him for while but
dd not get we'll so / took Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. After TAX
ngtwo bottles I was relieved and finally
nv troubles left me. / married and
have two little girls. have had no re-
hrn of the old troubles. Mrs. CHAs.
BoELL, 1850 S. Chadwick ST., Phila. Pa.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31
Some People Call 1t This.

What do you think of my ree-paN
tee?"
Its fierce. You don't even know
how to pronounce the word"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

YOUR OWN NAME = as9s Ds7 Pc 81 s ssss
ing them up. Send name and address for particu-
lars. "A. III. j., BOX 1852, Philadelphia Pa
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1913-10-31

baking powder Dna bmia B"Z cS
Norwich bulletin., 1913-05-29

may dispose of the sewerage and gar bage by draining, filtration, cremation precipitation, or other approved plans, or by any or all of said plans. it being fully authorized to construct, main tain, and repair a thorough, complete and approved system of sewerage and drainage and to use all means known to science to secure and retain the most healthful and wholesome sanitary conditions throughout said district; and such taxes, so ordered, shall be assessed by the assessors of said dis trict. on the taxable inhabitants and property therein, according to the last valuation made by the assessors of the town of Stonington, next previous to said assessment, adding any taxable property which may have been omit ted by said town assessors or after wards acquired; and in assessing and collecting said taxes, such proceedings shall be had by the officers ot said district, as near as may be, as are re Quired to be had by the correspondlns officers of towns in assessing and col lecting town taxes.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-05-29

raised to guarantee concert every week during the summer MT. Muller is receiving contributions every day.
 Firemen's Social.
 The members of Pioneer Hook and Ladder company enjoyed a social at their rooms Wednesday evening. There was plenty of music and all had a good time. Light refreshments were served.
 A. J. Bloor of New York has arriv- ed at the home of E. F. Darrell for the summer.
 Miss Phebe Clay and Henry Joseph have returned to Willimantic, after a few days stay in the borough.
 Homer Wheeler of Tangwank was Tn the borough Tuesday.
 William Park Bindloss was in Hart ford Tuesday.
 Fine Garage for pr. Maine.
 Dr. Charles o. Maine is having plans made for his new garage, which when completed will accommodate four automobiles and be one of the most complete garages in the borough
Norwich bulletin., 1913-05-29
Deafness Cannot He Curcd

by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one.Way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inf1amed con- tachian Tube. When this tube is in- fomed you have a rumbltng sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is en- and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be de- strOyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh. which is noth- ing but an tnf1amed condition of the mucous surfaces.
 We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
 F. T. CHENEY X CO. Toledo, Ohio.
 Sold by Druggists, 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for consti- nafion.