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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
DanQerouS ak.

Mother, l wish you wouldn't men tion dishwashing when George is call ing on mel"
 Why not, indeed?'
 T don't like it. It sounds common" :" Common, eh? We have to eat, don't we?"
 "Of course"
 And George knows we eat and use dishes?"
 That's very true"
 And George also knows that dishes have to be washed, therefore some body has to wash them?'
 But, mother"
 What now?"
 If you keep on talking about it George may discover that you make father wash them, and he may think the same thing is coming to him if he should propose to me. e."-Detroit Free Press.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
Automobile Aroma,

Farmer Hiram was mending the front fence when an automobile whizzed past, emitting trail of blue smoke from it's oil-choked engine.
 Farmer Hiram's hand went to his nose. When the car had disappeared far down the lane and the smell had died away he ventured to address the hired man.
 Sam" he said, they may be swell city fellers an all that; but they cer- tainly was smokin' some vile see- garS"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
Awful Blow.

Yes said Slithers, Mickey was dearest friend, and I shall never lase to mourn his death It was lerrible blow from which shall never recover"
 "Why-I thought you married his widow?' said Jimpson.
 'Why-er-ahem!- why, yes did; but"
 Here Slithers subsided into deep and uncomfortable silence.-Harpers' Weekly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-PaW Pills are tonic to the stomach, liver ana nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken they enrich the blood instead of impover- ishing it; they enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put into it. Price s cents All Druggists
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
No, Indeed.

Ladies are beginning to smoke cig. arettes, aren't they?"
 'No, indeed"
 But 1 am sure I saw woman smoking one yesterday!' But you said ladies'"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
NolIe Pressed.

RastGs had caught Sambo red-hand ed
 "Ahm gwine hab yo' arrested foh stealth nah chickens, yo' Sambo Wsshinton-dat's jess what ah'm gwine to do," said Rastus.,
 Go ahead, niggah," retorted Sambo. Go ahead and hab me arrested. Ah'll mek yo' prove whar yo' got dem chick ems self!"-Harper's Weekly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
NEWS
 OF THE
 WEEK
LegisiatiUe

Senator William Alden Smith of Michigan, head of the senate special committee Investigating Mexican and Nicaraguan affairs, made public a copy of letter forming part of the core spondence obtained by the committee in connection with it's Nicaraguan in- qury.
 Gov. Robinson signed the Going bill, virtually placing Arkansas und& statewide prohibition after December 31, 1913. The bill prohibits the issu- ance of liquor license in any town or city except on petition to the county judge by a majority of adult white in- habitants of such locality
 The house resolution favoring con stitutional amendment providing for the recall of all eective and appoint i've officers of Kansas was adopted by the senate An amendment to exclude judicial officers from the recall was lost.
 Every citizen of Utah who is eligi- ble to vote and who does not exercise the right will be compelled to pay poll tax of $3 under the terms of bill passed by the senate.
 
 The imminent danger of a strike of 35,000 locomotive fremen, tying up 54 Eastern railroads, was averted by the unexpected and reluctant consent of the railroad managers to arbitrate the controversy under the federal Erdman act
 Nevadas divorce industry received death blow in the state senate at Carson City when the Barnes amend ment providing for one-year resi- dence as a primary requirement to an application for legal separation was passed by vote of 20 to 1.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
0NSTIPATIO

Munyon s Pay Pills are unlike a CT laxatives or C. tics. They coa> liver into activit. gentle methods, do not SCOUT; they not gripe; they do weaken; but they start all the secretiol of the liver and ston ach in a way that 500, puts these organs in healthy condition an,
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

Figuratively speaking, man and Fgs wife are one, but the figures on le grocery bill are apt to disprove it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

Odd eyes are all the style in Lon, don town nowadays. One of the so ciety leaders must have engaged in 8 fiisticuff argument
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

The price of silver spoons has ad- vanced ten per cent. Probably Sc many babies won't be born with them In their mouths now.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
He Is Still Sinole.

You are the first girl I have ev1 loved"
 And you'd be the last man ever love-"
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

It is now announced that the Eng fish sparrow is fine for food. Watch the market price of sparrows go up from now on.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
Foreign

A great fire which occurred in the center of Tokio, Japan, destroyed 1000 buildings. These included sev- eral churches, the Baptist tabernacle, the Salvation hall, the School of For eign Languages and several other schools.
 Dispatches from Sofia and Buchar- est said that representatives of the great powers were doing all possible to prevent an open break between Roumania and Bulgaria. Both coun- tries, it was said, were on the verge of severing diplomatic relations.
 John Clemens, son of William Clem- ems of Eelkirk, Man, and a nephew of the late Samuel Clemens Mark Twain), is dead here as the result of a fight in local hotel. Frank Hoff- man, a camp cook, is under arrest, charged with causing Clemens death. In the Palace of the Elysees, Paris, Raymond Poincare--"the square point" inaugurated tenth presi-
 
 ceeding Armand Fallieres.
 
 Envir Bey, the Young Turk who made a fiasco out of his Gallipoli ex- petition, was wounded fatally by an assassin, according to a semi-official report from Constantinople.
 The Island of Crete was finally evacuated by the protecting powers, Great Britain, Russia, France and Italy, and the Greek flag was hoisted amid enthusiastic demonstrations by the Cretans.
 Present returns from the general elections being held throughout China indicate that President Yuan Shi Kai will be returned to office by sub stantial majority.
 Theophile Delcasse, former premier of France and mediator between the United States and Spain in 1S99 was appointed ambassador to St. Peters burg
 The story of three days battle at Bulair, in which $500 men on each side were reported killed or wounded, contained in a dispatch received in London, is believed to be revival of an cid report.
 A Bulgarian battery and a mining detachment have completely de- stroyed the Turkish battleship Assar- I-Tewfik, which ran ashore February Il at Karaburum, on the Black sea coast
 The departure of the big collier Mars from the naval station at Guam tanamo, Cuba, for Vera Cuz, Mexico, is taken to indicate that the three American battleships doing patrol duty off the Mexican coast there will not soon be withdrawn
 The country residence of Chancellor of the Exchequer David Lloyd George, at Waeton Heath England, virtually was destroyed by a bomb which the police say was placed there either by militant suffragettes or their male sympathizers
 A dispatch from Sydney, N. S. w., says that a wireless message has been received there stating that Dr. Doug las Mawson and the members of his antarctic exploration party are on board the relief ship Aurora All the members of the party are we'll The expedition had not been heard from tor three months.
 Rumors are current in Wall street that Finley J. Shepard. now vice president of the Missouri Pacific, who recently married Miss Helen Gould, is to become president of the Wabash.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

Be thrifty on little things like bluing. Don't accept water for bluing Ask for Red Gross Bali Blue, the extra good value blue. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
Thouqht of It.

For thing which springs mostly from badly digested transformation public sentiment is amazingly often right.-Puck.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

Constipation causes and seriously aggra, yates many diseases. It is thoroughly cured by pr. Pierces Pellets. Tiny sugar coated
 granules. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

WHy VI affections, of the stomach, bowels, ...4u -, organs will be plain to you if you vii. booklet of from the writings of eminent medical authorities endorsing ingredients and explaining their curative proper ties. It Is mailed free on request
 The Discovery has been and sold in its liquid form for and great Now be obtained of medicine tablet we'll trial box prepaid for 50 Address Dr. Perce's Invald Hotel, Buffalo, N Y.
 DrP
 and Bowels Assist Gtt and then with searching
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
Domestic

Snow fell in Los Angeles, Cal, for the first time in many years. Only trace was recorded at the weather bu- reau, where the statement was made that the snow was the result of local conditions.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

Five men, all foreigners, were burned to death by an explosion in the Seagraves mine near Eldorado, ill Three men were hurt
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

as they go they would never get start ed
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
Its Merit.
There Are Others,

What are the principal activit of the official position our friend cupies?"
 Those involved in holding on to replied Senator Sorghum.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

Following a scathing arraignment of the business methods of the National Cash Register company of Dayton, O., Judge Howard Hollister sentenced John H. Patterson, 68 years old, presi- dent and general manager of the cor poration, to one year in jail and to pay fine of 5000. Correspondingly heavy sentences were given 27 oth- CTS, present and former officials of the concern convicted of violating the Sherman antitrust law.
 The Minneapolis Dairy company and Oscar Erickson, it's president, were found guilty of conspiracy to raise the price of milk and cream in Minneap- olis
 Evelyn Arthur See, leader of the Absolute Life" cult, must serve his prison term of one to five years. The Illinois supreme court upheld Sees conviction on a charge of abduction.
 
 United States Attorney U. G. Den man filed q suit against the McCaskey Cash Register company, $1,000,000 corporation of Alliance, O., and 21 officers and directors and salesmen, alleging violation of the Sherman anti trust law.
 Seven children. ranging in age from l to 12 years, were burned to death when the home of their parents, Mr. and Mrs. George Smith, at Ebenezer, Pa, was destroyed by fire
 
 Leap year has been vindicated. The marriage rate in 1912 in New York was the highest in five years The report of the city department of health show there were 52,391 weddings, or 1913 per 1000 population.
 Judges Gray, Burlington and Me- Pherson in the United States district court at Philadelphia approved the re- port of the dissolution of the powder trust as submitted by Attorneys J. P. Laffey of Wilmington, Del, and George s. Graham of Philadelphia.
 Explorer Stefansson, arctic wander CT duu ulSCON6Ief Ol lue DlOuQ ESk1- mos," is negotiating for purchase of the whaling steamer Karluk and will use the vessel on an expedition to the land of the midnight sun in search of an undiscovered continent in the north polar region.
 J. P. Morgan continued to improve in health, according to a cablegram sent by him from Cairo, Egypt to his son, J. P. Morgan, Jr., at New York. The cablegram said MT. Morgan was feeling better and much stronger"
 Frank E. Wolfe, a newspaper re- porter, offers an alibi for Clarence s. Darrow at the session of the lawyers bribery trial at Los Angeles, Cal He swore that he was with Darrow at the time Bert H. Franklin alleged Darrow passed him money with which to bribe Juror Robert Bain.
 The necklace which, it has become known, Washington society friends plan to give to Mrs. Taft when she and the president leave the White House, has been ordered from firm of
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
snonorranr ro M ofnay,
tNporfant 10 VI oth eF' Examine carefully every b CASTORIA, a safe and sure re1 infants and children, and Sc s,sss'sss ssss' t1s Q, ls In Use For Over 50 Year Children Cry for Fletch
Apology You called me a dc "Oh, no! Some d. creatures. I called

FOR WEAKNESS AZ
 I'll The Old Standard gene GROVES TASTELB BSS cl laria and builds up the sure Appetizer. For ad Sometimes a good because he down the law t TO CURE SORE Spray or mop the tn. septic and old reli ANTISEPTIC A HEA Any man wb to cut his bes N l
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

A great fire which occurred in the center of Tokio Japan, destroyed 1000 buildings. These included sev- eral churches, the Baptist tabernacle, the Salvation hall, the School of For eign Languages and several other schools.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

aw-no business.
 The American graft.
 TO PREVF apply at once PORTER'S AN dressing that time. A tr infallible GranulateC 25c, 5Oc, Sl
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
~I Feel Hike a New
 AT fS

MRs. BENJ. BLAKE, of Port Dover. Ont, Box 36. writes: |: have been a great sufferer for years from throat trouble, eatarrh, indigestion, female troubles, bloating, constipation and nervousness-at times I would be in bed, then able to be up again. Was under many different doctors care. and would get better for a little while, then I would go down with chronic inflammation all through me. For nineteen years had this poison in my blood. After trying nearly everything I got worse. Tread in The Peoples Common Sense Medical Adviser of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and Dr. Sage'a Catarfh Remedy. I have taken the Golden Medi- cal Discovery and Pleasant Pellets,' and have used five bottles of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. I am now able to do my work and walk with pleas ure. l feel like new woman I enjoy everything around me and thank God for letting mo live long enough to find some thing thatmaoe newell again. "
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28
business?
 The Englishman-E

aS 1<h DA4bh A4Si9 A aW-no business.
 The American graft.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

Dispatches from Sofia and Buchar- est said that representative of the great powers were doing all possible to prevent an open break between Roumania and Bulgaria. Both coun- tries, it was said, were on the verge of severing diplomatic relations.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

N. B.--Wyfte 10. Chattanooga Medicine Co.,, Ladies' Advisory Dept, Chattanooga, Tenn, for SteefaiKtst,nctions on your case and 64page book, wrapper. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

   
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The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

Plans for prompt reorganization of the house will be made and Demo- cratic members of the new ways and means committee selected at caucus of the Democratic representatives in the incoming congress March 5.
The Green Forest tribune., 1913-02-28

                           
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-12-11
Isn't this ideal weateer2

Isn't this ideal weateer?
Leave your order for Sunday papers
at Dennis sol.
j. w. Landrum was q business caller
in Anita today.
Hans Hansen was business caller in
Guthrie Center Friday
Lewis Bagley is in Atlantic today on
professional business.
Mrs. Jess Metheney went to Manning
to visit her husband today.
j. w. Dawson an daughter were bust
ness visitors in Omaha today.
Bert McLeran went to Omaha last
evening with a car of cattle. agg
,C..J. Knudsen went to Keota last
evening to purchase some horses.
White Orphington cockerels for sale.
See B. F. Wilson OF once. 4Stf,
wills staley who went TO Omaha on
business came home Friday morning.
| Anton Andersen has sold the property
he is occupying to a party from Elk
] Horn. 5 G .Gt Ta.
Mrs. f. w. Johansen went to Alden
Tuesday TO spend several days with her
mother.
E. E. Bailey returned from Atlantic
Thursday where he went on important
business
| Bird LETTER left this morning for a
visit with numerous relatives in Deca-
tur county.
Jim Lee was business caller at Des
Moines the last of the week, returning
home Saturday.
For Sale-G Good Set of buggy harness,
hand sewed, price reasonable. Inquire
of l.. H. McClaren. 50I
Turkey on Thanksgiving is fine
thing but aaoiling piece on the table
four times week thru the year beats
| it.
W. w. Lindsey and wife returned to
their home today. They were here Wis
iting her brothers, G. II. and ID. d..
Sampson.
Those interested in permanent
place for wrestling mat, where train
ing and working out can be done at any
time, are requested to meet at the fire
hall next Monday night an 1880 Be on
time. Col Miles s. Kness, Manager.
An automobile manufacturer pre-
diets the coming of machines that can
travel 200 miles an hour. If this pre-
diction is fulfilled it will be more
necessary than ever for pedestrians to
take to the woods.
The postmaster general didn't take
the best way to be popular with post
office employees when he announced
that clerks must lick the stamps If re-
quested to do so; but the p m. &. prob
ably reasoned that postoffice employees
do not make postmaster generals any
how and that he was where the clerks
couldn't lick him.
From now on the business houses
will remain open each evening until af
ter New Years so as to give their Gus
toners chance to do their holiday
shopping. Be snre to read the adver
tisements in the Republican from now on.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-12-11

Press Keith and wife and Bert Keith
have returned home from Fremont,
Ia, where they went to attend the fun
eral of their uncle, s. r. Cannon who
died at his home Friday and was buried
Sunday. Mr.. Cannon was brother
of Mrs, Jesse Keith of this city.
Services at the Ross M, E. church
Sunday Dec. 18th will be as follows:
s. s. at 3 %. m. Church service at 3 p.
m. Rev. Z. w. McDade, District Supt,,
will be present and preach and admin
lister the sacrament of the Lords Sup
per to which all christians are invited.
Everybody is welcome at these services.
Edward B. Scoggan. Pastor. u
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-12-11

John Weighton, who has been in
Sioux City and several other Iowa
points several days looking after bust.
ness matters, returned home Friday.
Get Col. V. G. Schwaller & Son to
cry your sale. You pay for no expert
ence as Schwaller has cried sales for 33
years. Write, phone or call at Temple
ton, Iowa E+ 46tf
Rev. G.. B. Christensen returned last
evening from Golfer where he went to
look after church affairs. Miss Dagma
Andersen who had been to Golfer for a
visit with her parents, accompanied
him to Audubon
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-12-11
Challenge

hereby challenge Martin Andersen
to wrestle to finish two best falls
out of three to take place any place and
at any time in near future.
50Id Charlie Rubel
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-12-11
Fer Sale

Thirty head of good healthy immune
from cholera, Poland China shoats
Will average about $50 lbs. Write or
phone w. G. Layland, Audubon,
Iowa. 500
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-12-11
LATE LOCAL NEWS

The naked hills lie wanton to the breeze,
The fields are nude, the groves unfrocketl
Bare are the limbs of the shameless trees,
No wonder the corn is shocledl
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-12-11
The Audubon Weekly Market Reports

Below are the prices paid for pro-
ducts. Corrections are made every
Wednesday afternoon, therefore only
slight changes are possible from todays
market prices:
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-12-11
CHRISTMAS SUGGESTION
For Best Girl i'm the acorld

A music cabinet, pedestal, pic
ture, cedar chest or a Japanese bas-
ket
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-12-11
For Mother or Wife

A Bed room chair, a-jardinere stand,
china closet a kitchen cabinet, dav-
export or a sewing tray.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1913-11-11

jav.t. Col. Nov. -0re miner
"a ,hree guards from the DahNiew
re nanr here were killed late To-
49, when they We're amhusacd while
min. to the mine. The nainel-
80 come 30 I.a,.Ia this afternoon TO
$50 :, dentist. Nhen he started g.
--,ro ia .hi u.Ine h Was Stlrl oandcu
=. .tril:.rs. hut managed 10 END u
..1anhcn. anpo4l fer I'd fh"ee
atards caroe % 2.useta, rescued ne
miner and started for the I;.lc n Al
ar.ec,obfe. The p.EtE #es 3tT.ck"d
and IN Size exchange u Shois he &C.
t,e a-:.-r,1 vet- lin-d.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1913-11-11
MOVEMENTS Of THE
ATLANTIC FLEET
Admiral Badgers flagship Ar
rIves in Malta, Greatest
WafShlp Ever There.

Malta. Nov. s-The Wyoming.
flagship OF the L. : Atlantic oatti.-
ship fleet under command IF Rear
Admiral Chas. J. Badger. steamed nto
port today and VAS heartily ch..rcd
by great thronss of spectators gath
cred on the Bastions. The Wyoming
Is the largest and most powerful var
ship yet seen at Malta, She viii re
main here until Tuesday next when
she will proceed for Naples.
A large number Of the crew swarm
ed ashore after the arrival OF the bal
tleShip and We're met 10y groups ~
British sailors and soldiers. me mem
fraternizing cordially and making the
streets lively. The Americans ex-
pressed themselves as feeling quite at
home. They at once began 10 enjoy
the visit because the American gov-
nme had particularly that the au-
thorltieS at the different points
which the fleet is visiting disp-ns.
with any formal entertainment, the
cruise being in no wise ceremonial
or official but educational.
The men will be allowed as much
liberty as possible SO they may util-
lZe their opportunities 10 In. best
advantage.
Commander Todd said the voyage
was uneventful. Since leaving
Hampton Roads the fleet had been
Will pNdItiful WtdlHti- / ne
golfers and hospital ships remained
with the battfeships. which coaled
!. several times.
OFF Gibraltar the battleships sep
arated. proceeding for various desie-
mated ports according to the pro-
, gram so as TO arrive as their respeC-
4 tive destinations this morning.
: S~pringing at attention from their
work. the bluejackets saIuted the flag
as it was lowered at the sunset gun
tonight while they played the"Star
~Spangled Banne and the BRUSH
e anthem.
Social COurte>ies Set for To-Day.
a Read Admiral Badger and the othe,
= orary members Of the Union tlub an,
i! the casino. Tomorrow evening til.
&c commander-in-chief and other Off
e GERS and the American consul XII
10 lunch with the governor Of Malta =
e Henry MacLeon Leslie Rumble at tn,
Or palace. There Will be q Inassed bant
Re concert Monday which viii bc attend
III British sailors and soldierse. the nn+l
As ish officers and the American officers
Foreign Officials Visit and ENehans,
Greetings.
-. Naples, Nov. S.-The America
70 battleships Florida and Arkansas AT
1 rived here today and anchored aft.
ie exchanging salutes with the forts
Admiral Cattolica. eX-Minister If Ma
Is rine, who had been selected hs Min
eV lister of Marine Milo TO welcome IN
6 American battleships TO this port Ms
tied the captains OF the Florida AN
M Arkansas his afternoon.
y. The mayor Of Naples and man
prominent citizens ALSO boarded N
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1913-09-03
Atlanta.
List of Jurors for Fall Term.

Following is the list of the thirty
six petit Jurors for the September
term of the court of General Sessions
for Lexington county, which convenes
on Monday, September 18th:
Perry B. Fulmer, John o. Chapman,
J. J. Craps, Jr., J. Fred Shealy, julius
f. Counts, James Caughman, Adam
B. Tay Or, A. Fadus Weed, Henry W.
Sheaiy. NJ. Gary Caughman, Ben J.
Rodgers, J. West Kleckley, J. Hamp
Warren, Marshall Price, L. Henkle
Shealy,ID. Leonard Jefcoat, \. r..
Cartin, w. Henry Sightler, William
2. !Steeie, Andrew I. Shealy, Ben +.
Hutto, a. A. Wcssinser, f. Z. Mar
tin. S. Rhett Younginer, Jas. K.
Swygert. p. L. Connolly, w. W.
Barre, = Luther y. Sharpe. E.'I'h2
Jones. Davis W. OSwalt, G.. OBI"
Shumpcrt, Eugene D. Hartley, d.
Charlton Drafts, Charlie (. Good"ii,
J. Seth CIoeson, Frsd \. FcGlc.