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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29
ADJUSTMENTS
Ready Money.

Ready Money.
Il you we're a live.spirited girl and
OF q proper age. and II you met and
fell in love with an attractive young
man thai suited your ideals and you
wish to. marry that man and couldn't
because, well-because' your. parents
objected to that young. -man, what
would you do? -. - .""
II. you were a certain sort Of girl
you might meekly fall in with your
parents way Of thinking and inform
the young man that. though you loved
him, your parents did not and that
you would not marry him against their
wishes. There r some girls that
would commend you for such a course
and many more mothers. who would
think you a model daughter.
Suppose you were such a girl. and
loving your parents, yet believed that
every girl Of age has a right to choose
her: wi mate? Suppose you were
very sure that the man. you loved de-
served all. of that love. and that he
needed your love in fact to attain the
things q live, upright man wishes to
in spite Of your mothers admonitions
and objections and prove to your
mother and. the rest Of the doubters
that you were right?
Well. that. is the way Grace. Tyler
figured it out wheu her mother OBJ
tected to her marrying. Stephen Baird.
And the way Stephen proved beyond
doubt that Grace made no mistake in
believing in him makes up one Of the
cleanest and most delightful comedies
the American public has eve een
READY Money is more romantic than
its name indicates and its love then-is
DELIGHTFULLY."- developed. II win be
seen here under the direction Of Will
liam A Brady, Ltd, at the Metropoli-
tan theater, Monday. December %,
with the original New York produc-
ton and a capital company which in
cludes Robert Ober in the role Of
Stephen Bird, Lynn Pratt, Nena
Blake. Estelle Wynne. Mary Carlisle.
John c. Browpe'l. Clarence Rockfel-
Ter. Adelaide Hastings and fifteen 9TH
ers, and comes with a record Of eight
months in London. eight months in
New York, four months at the Cort
theater, Chicago, and three months>i'
Boston. . y -
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

That old-tine salesman was a star.
He called with confidence sublime and
In return for a cigar claimed half a
day Of precious time.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

Living UP to our ideals isn't respon.
sible for the high cost Of living.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

OF course you are lucky. Just think
of the many times lightning failed t.
strike you.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

Every once in a while you meet q
man whose actions you can't fully de.
scribe without swearing.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

You don't have to see tile. husbands
Of some women in order to feel kind
Of sorry for them. :.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

a biologist. in order to determine
how slight a contact Is necessary to
transfer bacterial life from one me.
dunn to another, after cleansing his
hands thoroughly with antiseptic,
pure alcohol and sterilixed water
touched the tip Of his finger slightly
to the surface of a broth culture cor
tanning great numbers Of typhoid bac.
terra, and then touched 1t as lightly
as possible to the surface Of u cup Of
perfectly sterile broth. The next day
the latter sample was examined, and
was found to be literally alive with
typhoid germs. One moral Of this is
that the walters should keep his
thumb out OF" the soup.
----
Some writer's are wondering whittier,
after all, Tammany was really de.
stroyed by the elections of the late
fall. 1t was not. 1t will take more
than an election to destroy Tamnlany.
The election was "A step in the diree.
ton of curling Tamnlany. 1t made
it possible for the people Of New York
to have decent government. if they in
sist ON it . Ii they do not insist on it
things will soon drift back into the old
way. and Tanmany will comc to the
front again and spoil the city, as it
has done in the past after numerous
set-backs. Without insistence on good
government the people will not get it,
and il there is not the real desire for
the right kind Of administration Mr..
Mitchell. excellent man though he
NAMED i'll private life. You cannot
force good government OIL an unwill-
ing people.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

When a married woman loses her
temper her husband is apt to catch 1t.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

And the silence of q woman is gold.
en because OF its scarcity.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

When a young man calls on a cir
and she tells him she expects TO di.
an old maid, II. is equivalent to a. pro,
! posal,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

People with a vivid Imagination
work the hardest-so they say.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29
GBy Philander Jollnson.)

People who think women are the
only ones who indulge in minor jeal-
ousies never saw n bunch Of men en-
gagged in rivalry for Office in a secret
society.
Every boy thinks seriously Of being
a circus clown. And every man has
moments Of discomfort with his sur
roundings when he thinks it mightn't
have been such a bad idea at that.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

-. -.
Did you have that talk With. the
teacher?" Yes" replied the pompous
child of influential parents. II told
her that If she would be more con-
siderate IN. the future ! would not In
sist on fathers reporting her to the
Board Of Education
This world is full Of curious sights
which bid us laugh or fret. Among
the queerest of them all are Feathers
I Have Met. II birds On whom they
grew had known how some day they'd
behave they'd do al other bipeds do
and take q daily shave. No self-re.
specting fowl woul stand for the &c
centric swirl which makes a feather
look like q gigantic corckscrew curl.
A little bit Of nun II stuck on half q
yard Of wire. and all the public is
supposed to gather and admire. II
chickens raise the plumage which for
Dur attention begs. no wonder that
the poor. old. played-out hens quit
laying eggs! I've met those Feathers
everywhere. as crowds went busting
by. I've me- them in the lose and
II I ventured mildly 70 take notice and
demur. the lady with the Feather
merely glared and shouted "Sir-r-r!!"
CRATES are somewhat freakish in
their architectural style. The face OF
q rhinoceros has Oft provoked a smile.
But nothing In creation that has been
discovered yet seems as rtmpudently
comic as the FeathefJ I HAye Net!
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

POINTED

- . .
Some people prefer popular songs
to real music.
Perhaps the nude truth is a bare
statement of facts. ..~.--
Two pennies jingle louder than two
81 bills.
How some; men do hate other men
because Of their superiority.
People with a vivid imagination
work the hardest-so they say.
And the silence of q woman is gold
en- because Of its scarcity.
When a married woman loses her
temper her husband is apt to catch 1t.
Living up to our ideals isn't respon.
sible for the high cost Of living.
OF course you are lucky. Just think
OF the many times lightning failed to
strike you.
Every once in a while you meet a
man whose actions you can't fully de-
scribe without swearing.
When a young man calls on a girl
and she tells him she expects TO die
an old maid, 1t. is equivalent to a. pro.
posal.
We can readily believe that some
people are saddest when they sing.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29
JUST HUMAN NATURE.

We can readily believe that some
people are saddest when they sing.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

: = = . . .
Some people prefer popular songs
real music.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

How some; men do hate other men
Of their superiority.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

tell you. I carry my life in my hands"
"oh, ! see" said Captain Barr. land
that's why you never wash them. eli
for fear you'll drown yourself"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

Perhaps the nude truth is a bare
of facts. ..-.-.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-12-29

Two pennies jingle louder than two
bills.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
MACNATES PLEASED
WITH SCHEDULE
OWNERS OF GREAT FALLS CLUB
HAVE NO FAULT TO FIND
WITH DATES.

"All the directors of the Great Falls
baseball club are very well pleased
with the seasons schedule as it was
recently arranged at the Butte meet
ing" said President Dan Tracy last
night in discussing the matter.
The schedule gives the local asso-
citation all the dates they asked for,
particularly the opening dates with the
Salt Lake City club which are, from a
financial standpoint, the best opening
dates in the league.
Our club also gets the opening
dates at Butte and the games will be
played in the Columbia gardens, which
means, through the efforts of the
street railway company, that the park
will be packed. Naturally we also
have the opening dates in our own
city, which means that the Great Falls
baseball club will have the opening
days in three cities, the biggest days
in the season. AS on all the national
holidays, the gate receipts are to be
pooled so that our club will have an
equal division of the receipts.
"A committee from the Eagles some
time ago waited upon the directors
and asked them to try to arrange to
have games here on June 23, "a, 25
and &c, on which days the state con-
vention of that order is to be held
in this city. This means that there
will be at least 1000 Eagles in Great
Falls during that week and the Eagles
have assured us that they will hold
their sessions in the evening and that
they will turn out great crowds to
witness the games. The directors ac-
cordingly asked President Mulroney
and the schedule committee to grant
Great Falls those dates, which they
have kindly consented to do.
$50, taking all in all, from a finan-
cial view we think we nave gotten off
better than any Of the clubs"
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
B RATz OPTIMISTIC
OVER LEAGUES
future
SALT LAKE SPORTS WRITER PRE-
Diets FINE SEASON FOR
UNION ASSOCIATION.
POINTS TO NEW INTEREST
Everywhere in the Circuit the Buus
Are Getting Behind Their Clubs and
Pennant Race This Year Will Be
Keen.
BY WALTER D.. BRATZ
(Sporting Editor of the Salt La

(Sporting Editor of the Salt Lake
Telegram.)
Unless we are sadly mistaken, and if
our bright young career, the Union
association is going to have it's big
gest season this summer. Every club
in the league is trying to build up a
team that will face The fray in topnotch
order April 29-regular big show
style. Herb Hester at Great Falls has
signed what he calls a standpat aggre-
CATION. Kitty Knight is signing up a
bunch of good looking men. Joh Nc
Closkey has made public the names
of a few, and, as usual, is holding q
dozen or more under his sleeve, which,
if they are anything like the few names
he has given out, will make Salt Lakes
chances look bright. Blankenship,
Merkle and Shay have signed up a
whole army of men. OF course, It takes
something besides good ball clubs to
spell success for a baseball league;
but this requisite, public interest, is
also present as it never was before.
Helena is always to be relied upon to
uphold it's share. Missoula is right
up on it's heels after it's pennaht-
winning experience of last season, and
Ogden, too, is hustling, with hat an
nual desire ito skin Salt Lake" Butte
strange as it may seem, is also awak-
ening out of its slumber of the past six
Or eight years, n seems to be sitting
up and taking note of Manager
Merkle's efforts. Merkle, a local semi
pro, is an experiment in Butte, of
course; but he stands an excellent
chance of making good. Butte has had
it's "old head managers and failed to
draw. Now it has a home boy at
the helm, and it remains to be seen
whether the town will support m kind
of baseball. A whole lot depends upon
whether or not Merkle delivers the
goods. Indications are that he will.
Here in Salt Lake interest in Union
league ball was never so keen, and with
an up-to-date park and no horse races
to buck everything points to a big
season financially. AS for the local
team, John McCloskey has the chance
to make good, and it is Ut to him.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
"SWEDE" H0LBR0OK
COMING WITH CLUBS

When the University of Michigan
Glee and Mandolin clubs arrive in
Missoula on April s, they will be ac-
~companied by n of the most popu-
lar men on the faculty at Ann Arbor,
Professor Evans Holbrook. Although
in the everyday grind of college life
he is engaged in the sombre business
= teaching law. he has not always
been occupied with such prosiac work.
Back in the days when everybody
genially hailed Professor Holbrook as
'SWede," that same SWede was a
much lauded athlete at Michigan and
Leland Stanford. Entering Michigan
in 1893, he later left for the California
institution in '95. Here he annexed
an A. b. and a varsity track letter,
returning to Michigan in 81 to study
law and play football. He succeeded
in both. Now he not only holds a re-
sponsible chair in the law faculty,
but also takes a big part in the man
agement of athletics at the Ann Arbor
institution.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
FOUR WOMEN left
IN RACE
ALL BUT QUARTET OF TENNIS
PLAYERS ELIMINATED FROM
CHAMPIONSHIPS.

New York, April 1.-The four wo-
men lawn tennis players who reached
the semi-final round Of the National
Indoor championship singles today
are:
Miss Erna Marcus, a former New
Jersey titleholder; Miss Marie Wag-
ner, Mrs. c. N. Beard. a western ex-
pert and Mrs. S. f. Weaver.
Miss Marcus defeated Miss f. M
Handy, CO, 6-1.
Miss Wagner defeated Miss G. Della
Tore of the West Side club. Go, Go.
Mrs. Beard, by her steadiness and
her ability to block drives at the
net, defeated Miss Clara Cassell, G-1,
GO.
mrs. r.. E. Cook gave Mrs. Weaver
a lively contest before the latter won
at GA, Ga.
The Misses Fish of the Hamilton
Grange club, won their place in the
final round of the doubles. They de-
feated Miss Polly Sheldon and Miss
F.. Wright of New Jersey, 60, So,
g..
Miss 1. c.. Bunce and Mrs. c. N.
Beard won a place in the semi-finals
of the doubles by defeating Miss
Tore and Mrs. G. +. Touchard, 6-1,
G-1.
Miss Wagner and Miss Kutroff came
through the semi-final, defeating Miss
Marcus and Mrs. Weaver, 4-6, 60
6-1.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
RUSSIAN CHAMPION is THROWN
IN STRAIGHT FALLS BY HUM
BOLDT FARMER.
TOE HOLD DOES DAMAGE
Worlds Title Holder Uses His Fa-
nous Hold to Great Advantage
Picks Opponent Up and Slams Him
to the Floor.

Kansas City, April Frank Gotch
retained his supremacy as wrestling
champion of the world tonight, de-
feating George L. Zurich of Russia in
two straight falls. The match was
held at Convention hall. Gotch Sc
cured the first fall in IS minutes, 10
seconds, and the second in five min
utes, 35 seconds.
Gotch won the first fall, pinning
Lurich's shoulders to the mat in IS
minutes, 10 seconds with an arm lock
and toe hold.
toe hold and arm lock and the sec
ond with a head %chancery and bar
arm.
Gotch appeared much stronger than
the Russian and he was the aggressor
throughout. Lurich got behind the
Iowa giant a half dozen times but he
was unable to secure an effective
hold. Gotch had his opponent in
desperate straits many times and
toyed with the Russian, releasing one
hold only to grab another equally
dangerous.
The fatal twist of Gotch's toe-hold
did much to undermine. the conf
dence of the Russian, which was none
too great at the outset of the match.
Before the men had wrestled two
minutes Gotch's superior strength
was shown, when. after securing an
arm and body hold, he picked up
Lurich in his arm and slammed him
to the mat with great force.
When Gotch decided to end the first
bout, he secured a half-nelson, arm
and body and double arm holds in
quick succession. AS Zurich
squirmed out of the last hold, Gotch
got a toe hold. AS he began to feel
the pressure a. expression of agony
appeared on the Russians face and
soon he was forced to place both
shoulders to the mat.
1t was apparent that Gotch intend
ed to make short work of the second
part of the contest. His first move
was to pick up Zurich bodily again
and slam him to the floor. Then he.
secured a half-nelson M crotch hold,
but Zurich bridged out of it. The
Russian was picked up again and
slammed to the canvas. After trying
a toe-hold and full nelson from which
Zurich released himself, Gotch got
the hold with which he ended the
match.
The crowd was the largest that
ever witnessed a similar event here.
About 500 of the spectators were
women.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
BIG MEET PROMISED
COMING EXPOSITION

San Francisco, April 1.-The
greatest athletic meet in the history
of the world will be held here in 1915,
If the directors of the Panama-Pacific
international exposition will give to
the Amateur Athletic union the moral
and financial support it expects to
find"
This was the declaration here to-
day of James e. Sullivan, secretary
of he A. A. IT,, on his arrival from
Angeles. He will confer with
the directors during his stay here.
The next Olympic games are. to be
held in Berlin in 1916 and it is Sulli-
vans intention SO to shape his plans
that athletes competing here in 1915
should journey to Berlin, when the
Panama-Pacific games were finished,
as part of the same organization.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
SPORT GOSSIP

Here are the players who will train
with Manager Merkle of Butte:
Catchers-"Spike'' Shannon, Kafora,
McLain and Moore
Pitchers-Kellogg, Seaton, Giffin,
Applegate, Taylor, Evers, Robinson,
Kallio, Woods and Long.
Infielders - Oriet, buddy, Cotey,
Levy, McGeehan, McGinnon and
O'Day.
First b~asemen-Whaling, Brown and
Merkle.
Outfielders - Demaggio, Marshall,
Tremblay, Turgin n Harmon.
y
Manager Merkle is greatly interested
in the action of the National Associa-
ton of Baseball clubs, which body re-
Gently expelled the Blue Grass league,
as Kellogg, the Dillon pitcher, belongs
to the Lexington team, and If the
ruling of the minor league o~rganiza-
ton stands the Butte club will be $3.50
ahead BY the deal. Butte agreed to
pay that sum for kellogg's release,
if the league was expelled the.
players become free agents, and Lex
ington has no claim to his services
and cannot expect to be. paid for some
thing they do not own or cannot sell.
Salt Lake Telegram.
Eddie Corbin, with Salt Lake in
1909, has signed with Karl Kings La
Grande club.-Salt Lake Telegram.
Billy Fortier is holding down right
field on the Portland northwestern
league) regulars and cracking the ball
as Of yore.-Salt Lake Telegram.
Packard, the new Red recruit, has
been showing up fine. His work n
dicates that he will be a fine running
finger.
Manager McGraw has decided to
keep three recruits on his staff.
Gouliat, Demaree and Schupp are the.
likely candidates for the regular turn
in the box.
Manager Jennings says his men will
be more effective against southpaws
this season. The Tigers always were
poor with the stick against the port
siders.
Infielder Curt Coleman, who played
with Atlanta of the Southern league
last season, is on Rochester's hold-out
list.
President Chaplin of the Rochester
club says he will have h best club
he ever had-and he say it with
eleven men holding out.
Manager Griffith has definitely de-
cided to hold Calvo and Acosta. The
two Cubans will be retained all sum-
mer.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02

Prices in Big League Ball Parks
Are Going t O Be Boosted Skyward
by the Club Owners This Season

was completed, was forced to abolish
the 25-cent seats. This move was
taken Notwithstanding the fact that
the Athletics have had champion
teams since 1905 INC Philadelphia is
a good baseball city. While the fig
ures were never given out, it is be-
lieved that the Philadelphia club just
barely made expenses during this
period"
Getting back to the New York club,
Mr.. Foster said that the Giants lost
money every year from 1889, with the
exception of 1904, until the late Mr..
Brush tool charge. The secretary con-
Guided with the statement that base
bali, from the side of the magnate,
was a huge gamble. A club can lose
in one year the profits made in three,
and the second division clubs do BUSH
ness on a trust-to-luck policy like a
race-goer who hopes to get a good
break from the barrier.
Secretary John Heydler of the Ma
tiOnal baseball commission agreed with
John Foster that cheap ball was on
it's last legs. Mr.. Heydler voiced the
opinion that the higher cost of the
diamond sport was inevitable.
Baseball expenses have outstepped
the charges to the fans" said the sec
rotary, and the days of 25-cent base
ball are over; really they We're over
five years ago, for then the tide be-
gan turning to the high scale Of
prices. A true fan. nevertheless, will
cheerfully come across with so cents,
IS cents or 81 to see a good game"
declared the genial secretary.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
OF BIG GUNS
WILL Be HELD TONIGHT

Washington, April THE battle
ships Florida, North Dakota and Wyo-
ming will DE on the firing line all
day tomorrow in the spring target
practice off the Virginia capes of the
Atlantic fleet which will be watched
by Secretary of the Navy Daniels. To-
morrow night the Idaho and Florida
Will practice with 12-inch guns at
stationary targets.
Night practice with big guns never
has been attempted in the American
naVy before n officers who accom-
panied Mr.. Daniels are keenly inter-
ested in the outcome. Officers hope
TO be able to find the night targets
with searchlights from the fighting
tops OF the two battleships. The ex-
pertinent is expected to prove of great
value.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02

were increased so and 100 per cent.
Then to take up another item of ex-
pense-that of transportation. 1t costs
about 200 per cent more to send teams
around the country now than it did in
the days before the interstate railroad
laws went into effect. Arriving at a
hotel a baseball manager finds that
it costs $3.50 n day to house each
member of his team. Hotel range
n'ents We're vastly different in the old
DAYS. Then it was customary for the
hcstelries to cater u the bah teams,
and the best room in the house could
be had for 1928"
Secretary Foster here divulged some
interesting facts about the Polo
grounds. Just to open the grounds"
went on the secretary, costs the club
5000. SO, when only a small crowd
turns out it can readily be seen that
the loss to the club in this one par
ticular is considerable.
New Stands.
"The greatest cost, however, that was
saddled on the magnates vas the build
ing of the great stadiums in New York,
IIll!ddtlpiid cincinnati, 'ieNelanu,
Pittsburgh, Boston and Brooklyn. The
fans became very high tone in their
tastes and wanted only their and
constructed of iron and steel. Naturally
all this costs a great deal of money; in
fact, several of the stadiums represent
ed an outlay Of over a million dallars.
This burden proved too heavy and
the Philadelphia American league club,
shortly after the beautiful Shibe park
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
YANKEES START FOR HOME,

Hamilton, Bermuda, April 1.-The
New York American baseball team
sailed for New York today. The six
weeks of hard training the men have
undergone here has brought about a
marked Improvement in their condi-
ton.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-04-02
DOMINICAN PRESIDENT QUITS.

San Domingo, April ARCH
bishop Nouel at today's session of the
national congress rendered his resig-
nation as provisional president of the
dominican republic. The resignation
was accepted and will APP
point his successor. III health was
given as the reason for Archbishop
Nouers action. Quiet prevails through
out the country.