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The Springdale news., 1913-04-04

down with anything dont see why you and Jane cau.t play without al. WAYS having fuss
 Fuss repeated Imogeae. indig- naHtly and eoldly This Esnt f=fs4 its real quarrel. an l hate aet and we're never going to be frie@Gs any more.
 T don't want you 10 talk that way reproyed Imogenes mother with utter disregard of the seriousness of the oc casion Don't put so much sugar on your berries, =
 Imogene pushed the berries away T don't want em. she said ="I guess you don't understand It isn't just a common make up quarrel ain't ever going to speak first and she ain't-"
 Isn't" corrected Imogenes mother
 Well. she aint-isnt." resumed lmegene impatiently. So, you see We won't ever speak again nor be friends We've been mad before. but not like this
 You and Jane are eternally quar. reling for the last time" said Imo- genes mother easily. T guess it isn't as bad as you make out It Isn't nice of eitEer of you to act SO"
 Imogene set her lips Well never play together again." she declared T can't like her any more when shes so mean and selfish Why. she-'
 "Thatll do" said her mother Eve no doubt that Jane thinks you're the selfish one I'd be ashamed. :"
 T used to like Jane. went on imo gene in a reminiscent vein T thought she was real nice. That was before she got so mean. /"
 What are you going to do this aft ernoon if you don't play with Jane?" inquired her mother.
 Dunno" grum bled lmogene T don't care if there isn't any one else in the world to play with but Jane, wouldn't play with her! She never could be nice enough to me to get me to speak to her Besides. won I speak first an she won't"
 RucSs Cdu pidy hCis le- sumed Imogene after a pause. "l guess she ain't--isn't the only girl in the world can play by myself I-"
 "Yai-e-oo," cut the air The call came from the street.
 ..Ya.i-e-oo." Imogene called back me chanically. turning toward the open window.
 Imogenes mother for once did not remove this breach of good manners She seemed to have trouble controlling the corners of her mouth.
 Coming out?" pursued the outside voice.
 "IJh.huh," called Imogene abruptly from the table Did you bring your doll. Iane?"
 Imogene turned on her mother as he departed 'Whatchu laughing oro" she demanded T guess We
 dn't either of us speak first. We just ya-i-e-eoed
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04

Out of 12,000 buildings built last year in Greater New York 5,200 are classified as frame
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04
No 8763. Report of the Condition
 of the First National Bank of SpringdaIe

at Spfingdale. i'll the State of Arkansas. at the close of business March 2o 1913
 RESOURCES
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04
ngsaSKzEEN

Imogene came down the street with a stalking step and her chin hlgh She herself might have added that fire flashed from her eyes, but allow ance must be made for Imogene's ac- tive imagination.
 If one had transferred his gaze to the other end of the block one would have seen Imogene's duplicate stalk ing in the opposite direction just as haughtily The duplicate was Jane few moments previously all nego- tiations between the two had been broken off abruptly by lmogenes hurling to the ground the doll dress which was the subject of dispute and announcing that she hated Jane and neyer-no. ont if she lived thousands and millions and trillions of years would she so far forget herself as to speak to Jane again So there!
 Jane had glared Then with shrill haste she had declared that so far as she was concerned shed never speak to Imogene first if Imogene Was the very last girl left on earth and never no. never-would she come within miles of her hated presence if she could avoid it After which be gan their progress down the street
 Wrath still darkened Imogene's brow as she sat down at the luncheon table
 Don't you feel well2" inquired her mother in surprise
 fmogene regarded her mother in DOT tentoas silence Jane and I have quarreled. she said at last
 Oh" said Imogene's mother in re lief I'm glad you're not coming
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04
RECAPsTUIATlON.
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Subscribers should remem- + + Der that subscriptions to this ! x paper are payable in advance, : and that papers are discontin- + < ued at the expiration of time 4'
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 * on which your subscription ex- . + pires and renew before that + + .a + + * & + | ' & : . ( . l. nIf If hannanAd ifs in The News 2
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04

A son was born recently to Mr and Mrs. J. s. Mills of Brentwood
 .r j. + Mr. and Mrs Nj. NJ. Hooten Of Brentwood are the parents of a new daughter, born March 24.
 l. < l. Harvey Holmes, who formerly HF- ed near Mt. Comfort. died recently at his home in Chicago of pneumon- ia.
 < 4 + The mayor of Fayetteville has IS sued a proclamation declaring Sat urday, April 12, general clean up day. and calling on all residents of the town to clean up their premises of all rubbish.
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04

The largest ocean liner in the world will leave Hamburg May on her maiden voyage to New York. She has three electric elevators and theater and swimming baths
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04

"If 1t happened its in The Newa
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04

If 1t happened its in The News"
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04

Wrath still darkened TmogeHe's brow as she sat down at the luncheon
The Springdale news., 1913-04-04


 signed by Gov. Futrell, becoming a law in time to be n effect for the municipal elections this week, is the Newton corrupt practices act. It Is entitled. An act to require campaign contracts 10 be h writ ing; to prohibit the expenditure of money. or other inducements to in- fluenee votes in primary elections; to require candidates in such elec- tions to file accounts of campaign expenses"
 While it applies first to primary elections, Sec f3 of the act pro- vides that 'The provisions of this act shall apply to all general and special elections held for any pur- pose in this state Should this section be held invalid by the courts, it shall not thereby be un- derstood as affecting. and shall not effect the other provisions of thii act, or any of them"
 This was one of several corrupt practices bills introduced in tn, last legislature, and the only one tt pass both houses and reach the gov ernor While some contend tha there Is already enough law to mak'
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1913-12-11
POVERTY IN THE MIDST OF
ABUNDANCE

Arthur James Todd, Phi. D., De
partment of Sociology, University of
Illinois, in a recent series of articles
on the subject, asserts that there are
from 10000 600 to 100000 people
in the United States almost constantly
down at the poverty line, many of
them constantly below it," Further,
he states that, although sit may shock
our national vanity, it is true, never
theless, that from 10 to 20 per cent
of our fellow Americans are in real
distress; 20 to 80 per cent are living
constantly below a physical efficiency
minimum. and that even higher per
centage do not receive an income suf-
ficient to maintain either economic or
social efficiency"
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1913-12-11
CONCENTRATION OF
WEALTH IN HANDS
OF THE FEW

According to The Labor Clarion
(San Francisco), August 20, 1913, art
icle by Richard Canerly on eve Must
Regulate Great Fortunes" There are
in the United States about 100000
families. The privately owned wealth
of the nation is estimated at $115,000,-
100000. Two families have half bill
lion each; four families have $780,
100000 each; eight families are rated
at $96,000,000; twenty-eight at $4,000
000 ninety-five at $24,000,000 TWO
hundred and eighty-five at $12,000,.
900; seven hundred and seventy at
Sc 900, 900; nineteen hundred ana TWEEN
ty-five at $3,OOO,OOO; forty-six hundred
and twenty at $1,500,000. In those
nine groups are seventy-seven hundred
and thirty-seven families with a total
wealth of $26, 1905 100000 Next come
ten thousand five hundred families
with $750,OO0; twenty-three thousand
with $375000; forty-eight thousand
with $1S7,500, and one hundred thou
sand with an average of $93,750."
In Pearson's Magazine for Novem-
Der, 1913, p. 636, is given the follow
ing table of incomes, derived from
statistics gathered by the United
States treasury:
Twenty people in the United States
have incomes of $40 600 900 and over
100 have incomes of $1,000,000 to $40,
100000; 500 have incomes of $5OO,OOC
to $1,0OO,OO0; 1000 have incomes Of
100000 to $500,OOO 10000 have in
comes of $4,000 to 100000; 21,OOC
have incomes of 100000 to $4,000;
rs, 900 have incomes of $4,000 to $50,
900; 100000 have incomes of $4,000
to $4,000; 100000 have incomes Of
$4,000 to $4,000; 100000 have in
comes of 81 900 to $4,000.
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1913-12-11
McSLARROW MAKES EXPLAIN
ALTON

In a recent issue of the Common
wealth l had an article entitled Some
of the Reasons Why the Socialist
Party Does Not Exert the Influence
1t Should" AS some of the comrades
appear to be inclined to question my
motive for writing it, l am going to
undertake to put them right on that
point.
To begin with, let me ask those who
are interested, to hunt up your oio
paper and read that article again, it
will help you to better grasp what
have to say now: And l certainly
prize my reputation as revolution
list too highly to let it be thought that
am STOPPING to the use of our pro
paganda papers to vent my spleen
on any comrade, or any local. l have
ample means of supporting my pecu
liar views on organization without
doing that.
While it is most certainly true thai
every statement l made in that art
icle is founded upon my own actua
experience, and can be corroboratet
at any time by good and responsible
witnesses, still, | would never thinl
of publishing such matter, except fol
it's educational value. And then
always try as far as possible to avoit
becoming personal.
In the article mentioned, l express
ly stated that the local shall be name
less, and l religiously avoided the use
of any names
So far as the general membership
of the state are concerned, it is
hypothetical case, and no more. Il
simply points out what | consider
very weak spot in our state constitu
ton. And surely, there is no one who
can claim that l have exaggerated
that danger. Surely l have made the
matter so plain that even the mos
optomistic will realize the easy pos
sibility of capturing a local in just
exactly the way l have described,
1t is to be expected that wherever
there happen to be people looking fol
chance to use the party as l have
pointed out, they will quite likely OBJ
ject to any one exposing their meth
DDS, but that is no fault of mine, but
rather the fault of their position All
can say is, if the shoe fits them, lei
them wear it, By their squeal ye
shall know them.
JOHN McSLARROW.
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1913-12-11

The blessed work of helping the
world forward does not wait to be
done by perfect men.-George Eliot.
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1913-12-11

New Review, Melting Pot and Inter
national Review at Hills Book Store
1929 Colby
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1913-12-11

respondence enough to convince the
biggest Henry Dubb on the face of
the earth that the IMPERIALISM OF
WEALTH is here and that the iron
heel of the oligarchy is on his neck.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
MRS. BELL TOBE
LAID TO REST
M|CHAELS
FUNERAL OF BELOVED WOMAN
WILL TAKE PLACE THIS AFTER.
NOON FROM THE RESIDENCE,
CORNER OF BARCELONA AND
DEsoTo STREETS.

The funeral Of Mrs. Sara A. Bell,
who died suddenly at her home, on
North Barcelona street. Wednesday
afternoon will be held at o'clock this
afternoon from the residence of her
sister, Mrs. ]. 8. Leonard. Rev. John
III. Brown, of Christ's Episcopal
church officiating
All that Is mortal of this estimable
woman, Will be laid to rest In ST Mi
chaePs cemetery. The pallbearers will
be her six grandsons: James Gonzalez.
Gam Golay, Michael Shuttleworth,
Langley Bell Guy Palmes and Ander-
son Leonard.
The death OF Mrs. Bell occasioned
the most profound sorrow among a
wide circle Of friends and relatives.
She had been a resident OF Pensacola
for many years and during that time
she had endeared herself to all with
whom she came In contact, and there
are many saddened hearts In Pensa-
cola today on account Of the demise
OF this lovable woman.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
DR.. BENNETT
PASSES AWAY
IN KENTUCKY
WELL KNOWN osTEoPATH, WHO
RESIDED IN PENSACOLA FOR
SEVERAL YEARS, DIED AT q
O'CLOCK YESTERDAY AFTER
NOON.

DR.. c. e. Bennett, a resident of Pen
sacola for a number Of years, and one
Of the best known osteopaths in this
section OF the state, died yesterday
afternoon at o'clock at Greensboro,
KY, his former home, where he had
been since undergoing treatment at
the hands Of specialists in the north.
The deceased is survived by a wife
and children
DR.. Bennett had many friends in
Pensacola, where he resided for four
or five years. He was forced to re-
tire from practice five or six months
ago on account OF failing health and
left here to undergo treatment at the
hands OF specialists, but they failed to
give him any benefit. The deceased
was a Mason and a member OF other
orders.
The funeral viii occur Saturday at
OwensboCo.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
TERSELY TOLD.
S. 90 REWARD

The Journal Will pay $500 reward for
evidence sufficient 20 convict any boy or
person found stealing subscribers papers
sitter delivery Of same by carrier.
J. EIwood de Ia Rua and Jas. T.
Gerelds returned yesterday morning
from Southport, where they had been
on business for the past fifteen days.
A meeting OF the board of public
works will be held at the city hall at
noon today for the purpose of open
ing bids and awarding the contract for
the construction or rebuilding of city
wharves.
Miss Gertrude Mcdonald is spend
ing few days with her grandmother,
Mrs. Nelson Duncan. at "Duncan's
Place"
Raymond Bel, formerly OF Pensa-
cola. but now residing in Galveston.
reached the city last night, being
summoned here by the death of his
mother, Mrs. Sara A. Bell, whose fun
Grad occurs today.
Mr.. and Mrs. e. e. Durham and Mrs.
II. c.. Maley, of Chicago. were among
the visitors to arrive in the city yes
terday and register at the San Carlos.
Hon. P. Tomasello, of Panama City.
is In the city on short business visit.
visit
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21

Speaker Champ Clark has about de-
cided to appoint his twenty three-year-
old son, Bennett, parlimentarian for
the lower house OF congress. The Job
carries a salary of $4,000, and is the
most important in the gift Of the
speaker.
Ascher Kinds was the parliamentar-
ian during the republican regime. He
had nation wide reputation when he
resigned the position and was elected
to the house from Maine. He was
succeeded by Charles Grip, who was
elected TO congress from a Georgia dis
trict last fall.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
NEW SUITS FILED.

The following new suit was fled yes
terday in the ONCE of the clerk Of the
circuit court:
T J. Vinson VS.. Breda L. DeVaughn,
eft al, bill of complaint; Geo. p Went
worth, attorney for plaintiff.
New suits fled in Judge ". L. John
sons court yesterday were as follows:
damages, $4,000. L w. Nelson. at
torney for plaintiff
A H Baker VS.. l. & N Railway Co.,
for plaintiff
Fisher Real Estate Agency VS.. A.
Schwarz; damag es. $50.
Adam NJ Lewis VS.. II. E. Eldridge w
s. Abbott and J. 3. Vaughn; damages
Ss9 90. P. Campbell. attorney for plain
ttffs
the New Jersey, VS.. Corine Harvey, ad-
ninistratrix of the estate of W. H Har-
vey. deceased; damages. $50.
Pensacola State Bank va. Pastime
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
Easy Way to Put Stomach. Liver
and Bowels in Tip Top Shape

you'll wonder how you come to feel so
good That tired feeling will go away; ;
you'll sleep without dreaming; your
appetite VIII be keen; your digestion
viii be perfect
Yesi And more; your skin will begin
to clear up; your eyes win sparkle with
health; you'n have more ambition,
more energy, more vim and vtgor.
Sounds strong, such talk. 1t IS
strong; but it won't sound strong the
day after you've taken your first HOT
SPRINGS LIVER BUTTON; the
writer knows. He has taken them Al
druggists, 25 cents. Don't wait-you'u
never be really satisfied TIL you take
one. Hot Springs Chemical Co, Hot
Springs Ark (Akl
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
Use "The Journals Want
Ad. Way"
CONTINUE EFFORTS TO
RECOVER THE BODIES

Medicine Hat, Alberta, March 90
workmen today continued their efforts
to recover bodies believed to have been
buried beneath wreckage Of the NAL
colin Canning Company's main build
ing, when 1t was destroyed by fire and
a gas explosion late yesterday. Only
five bodies have been found. but there
were persistent rumors that thirty
employees were in the building when
the walls fell.
A small blaze started after a broken
gas main filled the building with
fumes. Property loss has been esti-
mated as high as 100000.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
NEGROES HELD
IN CONNECTION
WITH THEFTS
FIVE ARE ARRESTED BY CHIEF
SANDERS AND LARGE GUAM
TITLES OF GROCERIES ALLEGED
TO HAVE BEEN STOLEN, RE-
COVERED.

As the result of Investigations con-
Quoted by Chief Sanders. five negroes
are held in the city jail IN connection
with alleged robberdes OF the West
Florida Grocery Co. and Jennings Ma
vaa Stores Co. warehouses OF groceries.
feedstuffs, etc.
Frank Faulk and Nathan Smith.
drivers for the West Florida Grocery
CO., Allen ellis and Wilson Toxey,
drivers for the Jennings Naval Stores
Co. and Nose Williams, the keeper Of
a store at the corner Of Tenth avenue
and Salamanca streets. are under ar
rest 1t is alleged that Williams re-
ceived and disposed OF the goods
Two barrels of sugar, barrel OF rice
and q quantity OF other goods, alleged
to have been stolen, were recovered
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21

Continued From Page one.)
sumed this morning and all trains will
leave the city ON their schedules. There
will be some delay, however, due to the
fires of engines being extinguished in
passing through the water, and neces-
stating stops to rekindle them, but
these delays will be OF less than an
hours duration.
The water during yesterday and last
night reached the cabs of the engines
and the top steps of coaches and peo-
pie in the inundated sections went out
in row boats to witness the strange
sight Of engines steaming through four
feet of water.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
INVITE SEC'Y.
OF i. S. NAVY
TO PENSACOLA
COMMERCIAL ASSOCIATION YES
TERDAY SENT INVITATION
THROUGH SENATOR NJ. p. BRYAN
TO MR.. DANIELS.

The commercial association sent an
invitation to Secretary of the Navy
Daniels to pay visit In the near fu-
ture to Pensacola and inspect the
Pensacola navy yard. thus familiariz-
ing himself with the place and condi-
lions.
The invitation was extended through
Senator N. p. Bryan, and the secretary
urged to visit Pensacola. Mr. Daniels
Is to visit Charleston at an early date
after the inspection of the Atlantic
fleet, and the commercial association
hopes he viii extend his trip on TO
Pensacola
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
RUN EXCURSION
OVER G.E.&A.AT
AN EARLY DATE
COMMERCE COMMITTEE OF CON-
MERcIAL ASSOCIATION GIVEN
FULL AUTHORITY TO ARRANGE
DETAILS.

An excursion of business men over
the Deep Water Route is planned by
the commercial association for an early
date, with the probability that Friday,
April IL, will be the date selected.
At meeting of the board of direc-
tors of the association, held yesterday,
the matter was discussed and the com
mittee on commerce given full author
ity to arrange all of the details and
select the best date for trip over the
new road.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21

ns1ad celebrations to be known as His
torical Pageants, because OF the points
OF historical interest In Pensacola and
vicinity, because OF the fact that SINH
lar pageantS are held elsewhere very
successfully, making an advertising
medium and being the means of draw
ing people, to the city In the adoption
OF this resolution mo reference, what
ever, was intended in favor OF. or
against Mardi Gras. It was thought
wise to hold the same a few days
prior to Shrove Sunday SO as TO al
low the routine Of people who visited
Marth Gras elsewhere via Pensacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
NAMEAOv|SORY
COUNCIL OF THE
co. CROP ASSN.
PRESIDENT EEK APPOINTS ciTI-
zENs IN EVERY PRECINCT OF
THE COUNTY TO ASSIST IN
THE WORK.

President C. r. Geek, OF the Bscam-
bia County Crop Improvement Assoc
citation. yesterday named an advisory
committee of the association. selecting
one member for each precinct Of the
county. They are as follows:
Precinct Mot named, Warrington
Precinct 2-Ira C. Howell. Kupfrians.
Precinct 3-Henry Helton, Mi1lview.
Precinct 4-F. e. Mariner. Old Rob
erts-
Precinct 5-ouilla C. webb. K1on-
dyke.
Precinct &c. r. Bowman or r. e
Maxey, Gonzalez.
Precinct 7-Walter H. Johnston, Pine
Barren.
Precinct s-w. T. Floyd, McKinnpn-
willie.
Precinct 81. s. Gilmore. Bluff
Precinct 1o-J. A. Tucker. Ruliy's
Old Field.
Precinct I'M d. Merritt, Walnut
Hill.
Precinct 12-Not named.
Precinct 13-Not named.
Precinct 14-Not named.
Precinct 15-Not named.
Precinct 16-James Stewart, Pine
vile.
Precinct IA. H. C5opton, Brents.
Precinct Isl. E. Bowman, McDa-
vid
Precinct 1s-Oqiver White, Moline.
Precinct 20-G. w. McCurdy, Fuorna.-
ton
Precinct 21-A. F. Brill, Muscogee.
Precinct 22-J. S. Andrew, Gen.
fury.
Precinct 23-E. s. Gilmore, Century
Precinct 25-J. 6. Davis. Olive.
Precinct 27-F. j. Bell, Pensacola
Precinct ga. C. Ellis, Pensacola
Precinct 80. e. McReynolds, PEN
sacola-
Precinct 3o-F. e. Brawner. Pensa-
celia
Precinct s1-H NJ Yonge, Pensa-
cola.
Precinct s2-r. P. Mocloskey, PEN
sa,cola-
Precinct s3-w. G. Hall, Bratts.
Precinct 34--J. W. Andrews, Pen
sAcola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21
Doctors Now Prescribing Famous HOT
SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS For
Constipation, Headache, SaIIow
Skin and Indigestion-CaIo-
mel Thing of the Past

They surely satisfy: nothing could
be better. That's just what you'u say
the morning after you take your first
HOT SPRINGS LIVER BUTTON.
Don't waste time with harsh, Violent
cathartics that keep you feeling mis-
cradle till the effect wears of. HOT
SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS are the
product of the greatest medical minds
in Hot Springs, Ark, the greatest SAM
tarfum in the world They never fail.
Take one every night for a week and
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21

Darling" he mrmured, as soon as
they had been seated in the high
priced restaurant, you can have any
thing you want on the bill of fare.
Shall I read 1t off to you ?''
No replied the dear girl Gust
read 1t to the waiter."-Exchange
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21

Athletic Club: Scott M Loftin for plain
tiff; damages. $50.
Mallisa Henderson VS.. Herman Hen
derson; assault and battery.
Ed Brown VS. V. S. Stamau: larceny
of two cows. This case will be called
for hearing Monday
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21

Rear Admiral Robert E. Peary has
sailed for Rome, where he will be pre-
scented with a medal by the Royal
Italian Geographical Society of Rome
in honor of the discovery of the North
Pole. Later, in company with a party
of friends, he will go to Egypt, re-
turning to this country in June.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21

Mrs. William c. Redfield, wife of the
new secretary of commerce, is we'll
known in Washington through the
service of her husband as a represen-
tatiNe from New York. She comes Of
famous New Jersey family, the
EullerS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-03-21

That's a bad-looking thumb you
have, waiter" said the diner. Does it
hurt your No. SIR replied the
waiter cit is parboiled. It gets that
way from serving soup.'-Cancinnau
Enquirer.