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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-22

FOR SALE-1OO-acre farm, miles from
city, or viii trade. Inquire to w
ZienOwski, 1855 w. FiSher.>
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-22

FOR SALE--wo 1ouses on paved street
with income Of $4,000 year to ex-
change for vacant lots.
WM BERGAN
325 jefferson Bldg.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-22
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

GET YOUR REPAIRING done at CAR.
Inns, 100 W. Division ST. Umbrellas
repaired and recovered, shears and kniye:
ground. Keys made and locks repaired
one safe for sale 20 by IS.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-22

FOR SALE - Protectograph check pro
tector. Cost $500: nearly new. sell at
half price. Address "PrOtectOgrdph," care
News TimtS.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-22

WE ARE still giving $1OO worth Of wood
free with our Sunny South Coal, lump
Lusy. G. c. Hartman. Home G531; Bell
20.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-22

FOR RENT--One front alcove front room :
mocern, at 211 " Main St Bell 43S6.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1913-10-22
NEW BUNGALOW FOR SALE.

NEW BUNGALOW FOR SALE
Contains : rooms and bath, furnace
heat oak borders on first floor, electricity
and gas, combination fixtures convenient
kitchen and good cellar; located on T.
Madison st. Fine lot facing on two
streets. Cash or payments. For more
particulars see
HAPP & 1AGGART
2O3 =. Main 1T.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

Louisville, Ky.--The annual meeting
Of the Presbytery OF Louisville, which
embraces Presbyterian churches in
twenty-seven counties OF Kentucky,
opened at the woodlawn Presbyterian
church in Falkland Tuesday night.
The Rev. Dr. W. w. Logan delivered
the opening sermon, his subject being
THE Greatness OF the Church" Devo-
tional services opened the meeting and
the regular business session was pre-
coded by a sermon on The Worship
in the Lords House" by the Rev. DR..
T. NJ. Halves. The Rev. Dr. j. s. Sib-
ley spoke on "The Dignity of the
Church officer" Home missions we're
discussed with the Rev. W. II. Miley,
superintendent, in charge. A confer
ence on Evangelism and Steward
ship" was led by the Rev. DR.. ID. M.
Sweets. An address by the Rev Dr..
II. II. Sweets was heard, and at night
the presbytery sermon was preached
by the Rev. S. B. LANDER, his subject
being "The Necessity of Atonement."
THE Training of Our Youth" was the
subject of an address by the Rev. ]. M.
Wander Meulen.
Thursdays program was as follows:
At S:45 a. m. devotional. The Family
Altar" the Rev. C. II. Talbot; 9:15
a. M, "The Sunday-schools in the Pres
bytery." the Rev. w. w. Akers, leader;
1915 a. M, Efficiency and the Sun
day-school." the Rev. r. s. Boyd; 1890
a. m. Foreign Missions, led by the
Rev. A. A. Higgins; 1915 a. M, SER
mon. Efficient Evangelism" the Rev
DIR. J. S. Lyons, pastor of the First
Presbyterian church and moderator of
the assembly Of the Presbyterian
church. South
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM.

Lexington. Ky.-It has been decided
by President H. S. Barker. of State
university, and Enoch Grehan. city
editor of the Herald, VINO had practi-
cally been appointed head of the new
school Of journalism which II had been
proposed to establish at State univer-
sity. to postpone the Inauguration OF
the school till next fall. 1t was thought
that the matter was taken up too late
this year to start the school effective
ly The printing plant which 1t was
expected TO use in connection with the
school of journalism. has been placed
in charge of Clarence Egbert, and will
be used this year in getting out the
various publications and bulletins at
the university. 1t is proposed that
when the school OF journalism is es-
tablished a four-year course shall be
given.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
WANT GOOD ROADS
NICHOLAS COUNTY PEOPLE FORM
ORGANIZATION TO BUILD
MODEL ROAD.
Meeting Called for Next Saturday
Great Interest Manifested and Lib
eral subscriptions Received

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Carlisle, Ky.-Nicholas county peo-
pie are going after the. proposed model
road from Sharrsburg to Carlisle and
Millersburg in earnest Judge James
Mitchell called to order the big good
roads mass meeting here. A perma-
nent organization was effected, with
Judge James Mitchell as president;
Urban M. Swinford. secretary; l.. F.
Hughes, James II. Tllton, DR.. Nelson
II. McNew and Stanley Keller, assist
ant secretaries. A committee of so
citizens of Nicholas. Bourbon and Bath
counties vas appointed to secure
funds. The committee will meet next
Saturday to formulate plans. Another
good roads meeting will follow that
afternoon. Great interest among
farmers and business men along the
route OF the proposed road prevails.
and liberal subscriptions are being re-
ceived. State Senator Charles W.
Mathers started an individual list with
$500. Many farmers are subscribing
81 for each acre of land they own. Gov
ernment money will probably be avail
able by October 1, and Judge Mitchell
stated that federal aid was practically
assured. About 10000 is to be raised
on the full 20 miles OF road, outside of
government money. Both counties will
take care Of the road from Sharpsburg
to the Nicholas county line, 1t was
stated, and besi1es subscribing Mich
Olas county citizens propose to work
on the road with their teams free of
charge. Intersected by about 20 other
pixies, this is one of the most Travelled
highways in Kentucky
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

Somebody was talking to a newly
married couple who we're spending
their honeymoon at SCARBOROUGH.
you must not leave Scarborough till
you've seen the cemetery" he said;
ITS well worth a VISIT"
They said they would go, but they
forgot about It until too late. Then
the young wife reproached her hus-
band. George" she said. you
haven't taken me to the cemetery
yet"
We'll. dear" was the reply. that
is pleasure must defer until some
time In the future. "-Pearson's
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
WANT. FRANCHISE REPEALED.

Lexington. Ky.-An ordinance stat
ing the terms under which Mayor Cas-
sidy is to offer for sale an electric light
and power franchise was passed by
the city commissioners, Mayor Cassidy
and Messrs. Land and McCorkle voting
yea. and Messrs. Hunt and Pulliam
voting nay. The ordinance calls for a
maximum of ~ cents per kilowat hour
The life of the franchise is to be 20
years. At netting of citizens, pre-
sided over by State Senator j. T. Tu-
mis-. II was voted to begin at once a
campaign for the repeal of the fran
ehise ordinance, and 43 men and wom-
en- took petitions calling upon the
commissioners to reconsider their &C
ton and make the measure inopera-
tive. II the commissioners are heed.
less of the repeal it was decided that
the referendum to the people will be
requested.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
RAILROAD FOR CLAY COUNTY.

Barboursville, Ky.-New interest
has been aroused In the project to
building a railroad from this point
through Clay county's coal fields to
Manchester. following a meeting Of
the Tennessee promoters of the rail-
road in this city. Several heavy in
vestors in Clay county coal and tim
Der lands are interested in the pro-
posed line. For the past six years in
vestments in the coal fields of Clay
county have been heavy, in the aggre.
gate over $2.OOO.OOO having been ex-
pended, and the construction of a
railroad and the development Of the
coal is regarded as a matter of only a
short time. A railroad from here to
Manchester already has been sur
veyed and much of the right of way
secured.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
FIRST NIGHT RURAL SCHOOL
For the Teaching OF Agriculture Ia
Now in Session at Carlisle.

Carlisle, Ky.-Men and women OF
Nicholas county as we'll as boys and
girls are enrolling in the agricultural
classes Of the night agricultural
schools that have been started by
Miss K. Gardner, superintendent OF
Nicholas county schools, in the rural
schools of this county. The ages OF
those now enrolled range from four
teen to sixty years, and the pupils are
very enthusiastically studying the
modern methods of farming. 1t is said
that these are the first night rural
schools for the teaching of agricul-
ture started In the United States.
The County Board of Education has
selected Mrs. George w. Taylor, OF
near this city, leading educator, as
assistant supervisor of rural schools,
to assist the county superintendent In
the work Of supervision.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
FORM noN-pollrrcAL CLUB,

Lexington, Ky.-The mass meeting
held here at the courthouse
by the good government forces re-
suited in the organization of a Good
Government League on the same lines
as the organization of that name in
Chicago. The league will be a nom
political organization and devote its
energies to ascertaining the opinions
of candidates on public questions, and
also inspecting closely their business
and political relation to prominent is
sues in the campaign.
The promoters Of the League in Lex
ington believe every candidate in
Fayette county and Lexington should
take a stand upon important political
questions and they hope to make the
organization of sufficient strength to
impress upon the voters the impor-
lance Of voting for those who are not
afraid to announce openly their con-
victions.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
POLICE COLLECT FINES
Newport Boobies" Held Up Tslephone
Collectors and Relieve Them
Of Cash.

Newport. Ky.--For the second time
within three months Leo Waldhouse,
collector for the Citizens Telephone
Company, was held up by the police
and relieved Of cash he had collected
from subscribers just as he was about
to board a car for Cincinnati to turn
in the receipts. He was taken to
police headquarters in a police auto
after he had refused to give the money
to a policeman. There he was given
receipt and allowed to go his way.
The collections amounted TO $3.50.
On June % the company officials were
summoned to appear in Police Court
to answer TO the charge of alleged
failure to remove poles and wires OF
various streets in the city. The com
pany was fined $25 and costs for each
day the poles were allowed to stand.
and the police have taken to the novel
scheme as related to collect the fine.
1t Is limited that suit seeking a
blanket injunction may be issued
against the city officials restraining
them from interfering with collectors
of the company.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
CHRISTIAN CHURCH CONVENTION

Bowling Green. Ky.-The state con
vention OF tho Christian church opened
IN the First Christian church here with
delegates from All over tho state IN at
tendance. The address OF welcome
was delivered by the pastor, the Rev.
b. v. Cato. The convention sermon
was delivered BY ne Rev. Robert n.
Slmpson. OF Harr0dahurg The Rev.
DR.. ~ 4, Powell. Of Louisville. deliy'
cred az address On Kentucky. a Great
Missionary Opportunity The conFen'
llon conclneed a. work Thursday
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
WANT COMMISSION FORM.

Mt. Sterling, Ky.-Montgomery
county taxpayers have filed a petition
before Acting County Judge Charles
G. Thompson, asking that a vote be
taken upon the commission form of
government for this county. with
three commissioners to be elected
from the eounty-at-large to act with
the County Judge. The question will
be submitted to the voters at the No
VembeT election, and it is believed
that Il will win. Those backing the
movement will institute a campaign
OF education in every precinct in the
county during the month OF October
and explain the workings of the com
mission form TO the people and voters.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
go
Gathered Smiles
HER SPOTTED DEAR.

Two young ladies we're examining
the animals at the roo last Sunday.
''Oh. what beautiful spotted deer!"
The other woman bowed her head
and wept.
Why. what is the matter with your
You don't know how II hurts my
feelings to have you talk about spot
ted deer. | once had a spotted dear"
You had3"
Yes; my dear was a tram-car con-
ductor. and we we're going to get mar
ried. but the company spotted him,
and my dear had to resign HIS posi-
ton. and ever since | have had to
cry whenever hear anybody talking
about a spotted deer"
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
ACCEPTS CALL FROM OREGON.

Shelbyville, Ky.-The Rev. A. r.
Willett, pastor of the Salem and Clay
village Baptist churches in this county
for the past six years. has announced
his intention to resign October l. Mr..
Wlllett recently returned from Baker,
Ore. where he conducted a meeting for
several weeks. While there he received
and accepted call to the pastorate OF
the Baptist church in that city, which
has population of 5000 people. Mr..
and Mrs. Willett expect to leave for
their new home about the middle OF
next month.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
BANKERS CHOSE OFFICERS.

Louisville. Ky.-The annual conven-
tiOn OF the Kentucky Bankers Assoc
citation was brought to a close here
With the adoption OF the report OF the
Resolutions Committee and the cleo
tion Of officers. The following officers
we're unanimously chosen Frank M.
0ettys, Of Louisville. president; A. b.
Duyis. OF Louisville. Secretary; II. ID.
Ormsby, OF Louisville. treasurer; G.
~ ManninG.C c. P. Dickinson, sJf Lex
ingtopy and w. +. Bradshaw. Of Padu-
eah. As the new members OF the Exc
eutye Committee for three years. Mr..
oettys Is vice president OF the Union
national Bank. >, He succeeds J. Il.
Buckingham. OF PaIntsyilie.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
FARM Tn TANGO
Mail Order School Of Dsncing7 Corandt ST. New Yor
Marked Similarity.

II IL persons were to agree to dine
together every day, but never sit in
exactly the same order around the Ia
ble," didactically stated the professor.
1t would take them 100000 years.
at the rate of one dinner a dS..
and they would have eaten more than
474,000.000 dinners. before they could
get through all the possible ar
ragements in which they could place
themselves.
Yep" snarled Uncle Pepys. That
would be nearly as many ways as a
a small boy rearranges himself during
a long ermon."-Judge.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Had a Chance Now.

While he was playing on a certain
Scottish course, a politician remark
ed to his caddie: by the way, the
last time l was here l played with
Tom McGregor. He's grand player!'
Aye" said the caddie. but ye could
beat McGregor moo The Politician
knowing what a fine player McGregot
had shown himself. was immensely
pleased at what he deemed the cad
dies compliment to his own improved
play. do you think SOL" he exclaim-
ed. Aye" came the slow reply. NC
Gregor's deid!"
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
MISSIONARIES MEET DEATH.

Carlisle. Ky.--Accordin 10 a cable
gram received here BY the Rev. VIII
Ian q. Eldred. pastor OF the Christian
tlurcb. his brother. the Rev. Ray. r.
ndred. a Christian church missionary.
uHn drowned AZ Tonga. Africa. where
~ was stationed. No details were
sven n the message. Mrs. Eldred
niso fell martyr 70 her duties AZ 4
luiISlonaTg.~ atcofdins TO reports re-
orlpar b. lha Rev. William E|lro1. Il
= sa'd that nhe "a attacked fatally
~ African InHor
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
RAIN HELPED rosAcco CROP.

Harrodsburg, Ky.-Ten days ago the
forecast OF the Mercer tobacco crop
made BY the farmers and their tenants
Was a 80 per cent drop for lsi3. Since
the recent downpour and subsequent
showers their estimate has Increased
and they now predict a rs per cent
crop both IN quality and yield unless
early lroela prevent. for much OK the
crop u al|l| uncut aud stl| grow lnnl
Cor IlpenlpE has been retarded ~
Ia|ng
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
INSTRUCTIVE TALK ON HOGS.

Richmond, Ky. - Notwithstanding
the chilly air and high wind a large
crowd was ON hand for the Farmers
Chautauqua at Waco. DIR. Goode. of
Lexington. talked on hogs. He told of
the results of many interesting expe
rIments in the feeding. After telling
something of serum and vines in the
treatment Of hog cholera. DR.. Goode
inoculated several shoats. A splendid
address by DR.. Dexter on the essential
points to be watched in the selection
of good dairy COW was followed by a
demonstration. in which several cows
and heifers from neighborlng farms
we're used.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
As the Styles Change.

Isn't it funny how the htsrRry
styles change? For instance. suppose
Artemus Ward could come back. Just
about where do you reckon he'd break
into the game again."
We'll, to be honest with you. I'd like
to have a taste of Artemus trying HIS
hand at some OF the sport-page
poetry"
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
JURY INVESTIGATES FRAUDS.

Carlisle, Ky.-Instructions to lnvesti-
gate charges of fraud in the last pri-
mary election and to return indict.
ment against any person who is be-
heved to have violated the law, we're
given TO the Nicholas county grand
Jury by Circuit Judge l.. p. Fryer.
Judge Fryer said It was claimed that
money and whisky were used TO OBJ
tain votes in the primary.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
FIFTY PER CENT CORN CROP.

Versailles. Ky,--It was the consen-
sus of opinion of farmers attending
court here that the corn crop in Wood
ford county will not produce more than
so per cent of an average yield, and
that the quality is very poor. Nearly
one-third of the tobacco in this county
is still In the field. and the cold wealth.
er causes farmers to be fearful that
some of the late tobacco will be caught
by early frosts.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
HENDERSON WANTS HOSPITAL.

Henderson. Ky.--Dr, Everett Morris.
member of the Kentucky Board OF
tuberculosis Commissioners, has sent
word that he will come 70 Henderson
this week In behalf Of the commission
TO see whether II Is advisable 10 be-
gin a campaign here In behalf OF a
tuberculosis hospital for Henderson
county.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Puttlno Him 70 the Test.

Deacon woolerton Csneering1)-l
s'pose yo' t'ink it's de Lard's win 10
yo' to leave dis charge an take de
one wild de biggah salary!
Parson Shouter-Look ere. B'rer
Woolerton. eff one man offers 10 $40
TO dat mule, an anodder Offers 20
$40, would dere be any question in
you mind. which offer It wuz Dc
Lords will TO- yo' to acceptl-Pnek-
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
sanctum Amenities.

Rivers drowning over a page Of
his manuscript)-Say, don't want
to use that old expression. he was ON
needles and pins" Give me some
synonym for it.
Brooks with a piercing glaneel-
Synonym for needles and pinsZ-
You must think I'm what they cali =
word sharp!
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
cELEsRATE EMANCIPATION.

Hopkinsville. Ky.-Local negroes
celebrated here the fiftleth anniversary
of the date on which Lincoln sent to
the senate the emancipation proclama-
ton In by far the most pretentious af-
fair of its kind ever seen In Hopkins
vile. DR.. Preston Taylor, a widely
known negro leader OF Nashville.
Tenn. was the speaker OF the day
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Wisdom.

This is a foolish world" remarked
the Cheerful Idiot.
What's the matter nowg- asked
the Boob.
why. we spend half our lives Try
ing to save time and the other half
trying to kill Time" replied the Cheer
full Idiot.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
arhe Plot Of the Show

Jones-Well. Smithy. how did you
like the show last night?
Smith-Oh, fair.
Jones-what was the plot?
Smith-Don't know. Think II was
between the author and the manager
to get two dollars out Of the audi
'ence.-Life.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

Mr.. Green's youngest son. said
Mn. Twickembury. hasn't done a
stroke OF work for siz months. Just
living on bis fatherl fm afraid he's
going TO be nothing but a parricide."-
Christian Register.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Sure Loss.

Mrs. Johnson-Jes' hide youEh
money In a Bible, Mis- jackson. No
body evan looks in a Bible you
know
Mrs jackson with a gasp)-oh
Lawd! I'd loset it shuah! Nah ole
mans very religious, an reads de
Bible twice a day.-Puck-
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
NORMAL WELL ATTENDED.

Richmond. Ky.-Eastern Kentucky
State Normal School showed 5Oaper
cent increase in attendance over last
season at the. opening. President
crabbe predicts an attendance OF 1900
when the rural schools close. There
have been arrangements for the ac-
.commodation OF as many AS 1900
students.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
WILL PROBE ELECTION FRAUDS.

Louisville. Ky.-Frauds perpetrated
in the August primary win be investi
gated by the September grand Jury
Nearly 100 subpOenas have been is
sued. Not only false voting will be In
vestigated but also Illegal signatures
on petitions Of candidates OF all par
ties
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Breaking the News.

Il hear you are going to retire from
politics" said the ward worker
Il haven't said any such thing" re-
piled the man with an office.
II know you haven't. heard 1t from
the boss Of our organization"
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

Mrs. 0adsby-How are yon upsnalns
your vacntionf
Mrs. Grubb-soWlng Tor Mra 10
dest
b Mrs. oqdsby-oh. my doari
Mp. drubb-rI have 70 h4So ~
money Tn laldIng ny HUSBAND aIIol1
lnll lnll--.llllA
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

-what Is the charssg~ asked the
Judge. as the venerable person with
The side whiSkers was brought for
ward
Insanity. your honor We found
hin on the Rialto. singing I Want 20
~ an Angel. Puck
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

Love may have It's drawbacks. but
Il has one big advantage over most
Of the good things OF life"
what Is that?"
zone can keep It and return II at
che. same time"
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Not So New.

What's this osteopathyG-
1T is a new practice and consists
OF the manipulation OF bones--
New nothing! / saw that IN NE
end OF minstrel shows years ago
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Her Nature.

'The dove OF peace has to Be q
diplomat"
"Why?"
Doesn't she manage everything
with a COUP"
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
oantIeman Earmer.

Il hear Wombat is a gentleman
farmer now"
Right up to the notch. too Puts
evening dress on all his scarecrows
every day at dusk"
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
contradIetorx Pleasure.

"what do you think his wife CON
sidered his giving her square deal!-
"What?"
Taking her on round OF amuse-
ments."
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Our LanowIdae.

Il am inclined to let Jones down
easy" said the boss.
"Why7" asked the manager.
Because he is hard up" replied
the boss.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
RIaht un In Front.

"That fellows always in the spot
light"
What's he done now?''
Haven't you heard? He's a per
sonAl friend OF an insidious lobby.
ist."
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

Mary had nttlo gown-
A hobble. says the rhyma
And everywhers that Mar wsnl
Took quite = lengthy TINA
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Fishing Facts.

The rainbow trout, l ind. are wary
They scorR my bait. inviting.
wish the "skeeters' were as chary
OF biting
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

Figures can't lie."
well. that depends on whether they
are on paper or in a bathing suit
Exchange.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

He who has no mind TO trade with
the devil should be SO wise as to keep
away from his shop.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

Nimrod-Did you ever catch has<
Pat7 "a
Pat-Faith. OF did sir.
Nimrod-What did you bait withT
I Pat-Begorry. OF bate EN- vim .
sthick.
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

Blinks-He's a pretty good boat
builder, but he's very slow.
Jinks-Slow, Ell?
Blinks-Well should say. II he
had had the job of building the Arb
we wouldn't have had the flood yet
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
Sounds Like II.

Jim Jones since he went to college
INDUCES in such sesquidalian Ian
guage."
Dear me! What a depraved young
man he must be-"
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26

4nb What are you going %
new plnyf f|"
2'1ht Wlcktd Feer'.
suppose Ioull ~ 4 on
Mountain advocate., 1913-09-26
After Vacation.

The dame was rather willowy
Before she went away.
The salt air made her pillowy:
Gained forty pounds. they say.