Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1913-09-20

lemDStheDeS Ola HI
laqea may be q het member at times,
wen make the people OF Hawaii hap
lpy. Everybody should be happy in
nawaii. Get the Jolly Roger step.
Every man keep step to the old red
bloou songs that have inspired the
men Of stern stun to deeds that cost
hard work and lead to glory. Our
hearts and our lives for our country.
First we must have few ofiicers.
Turn cut the dead ones. Let them
go. Put the can on the candidates
and the committees. Wen run the
| country under the glorious banner,
For the love Of Hawaii.
Who do you want for the offlcersf
One man can't do Il all, One man
never captured ship It was the
grand old crew that turned the trick.
Come on boys. come on. Come on
with the crew. The first mate. They
call him the Secretary. Let this be
the man Of mystery. He hasn't any
thing to do anyway. but look after
the ship and have the legislature
/ Tx him up a new Office when 1t Is
| time to quit. Come on with your Of
| ticers. The firsI mate should come
| from the noble town Of Hilo. where
| fne Old volcano BUBBLES, and you can
tsee -fi4WaIi INST
Where's 4 good talkef! We need
4 him for either Land Commissioner or
Superintendent Of Public Works.
There's the place for Charlie Barron.
But Charlie has been struck dumb. and
that leaves US only Chan Wilder. Did
anyone ever hear him talk? He can
work.
New Job for Link
What's. that / hear? You want Me-
Candless? The call OF the people shall
be heardi Bring on the Link and put
him in charge Of our new department,
the Territorial Sunday School! Link
will put sun" in Sunday Cheer up,
boys. Link. Is a jolly old soul when
mot canning candidates.
What about Waller? Oh. we'll have
Waller He's the Chief Of the Bryan
ade Bureau, tester Of light wines and
soft drinks His are the soft answers
that turneth away wrath.
Sure we need Waffle! e. NJ. Wat
son is nssigned to the department OF
Edomsstic science and the small farm
with l. A. Thurston 20 railroad the
Eelimate and see Hawaii first. Just
watch Fem work!
Ho.s for the Treasure-chest! That's
what's the matter with Hawaii It has
too much treasure on its chest. Can't
I get 1t off. Gaze on the wealth of cli-
mate and beauty that can't be used
and Is only abused because Of the
nightmares that keep the people from
seeing the dollars that are Kicking
around right beneath their feet. Keep
err of the Treasure, who is there who
ever squeezed dollar tighter than
John Effinger? He's a Democrat, you
say? All, well, that may be true. He
Is also a recent member of that far
famed crowd of live-wires, The Homo
lulu Ad Club. When once a member
of the AID Club, always a booster.
John can take dollars off your chest
land be believes in tourists.
Our Attorney General is that SUI
preme Being of civilized Capitol who
has the first guess. Let the present
occupant stay. He's guessed with rea-
sonable accuracy. and ours Is reign
Of action. Let action be unc0nfined
And They All Will Come
Is there anything the matter with
the Board of Health? II there is, we'll
make the President sewer inspector
land the sewer inspector President But
VIC murt have a clean city to make our.
city chime with the climate. Keep
your'eye peeled and your smeller well
to wind'ard Search the place out.
There'll be no banana claims under
this administration that puts pi in the
pirate.
For Land Commissioner. choose
from among your number meek and
|lowly person who will take the gentle
Filipino immigrant by the hand and
lead him to his work And when that
doesn't work give us a full-blooded,
big, brave man. Give us pirate who
can work and who can find men who
want work Here in Hawaii is their
opportunity. Tell ,em we're here put
ting climb in the climate. They'll
come. Tell them Thurston is over in
Hilo on the railroad. And they'll come.
Tell them that Kennedy is on the
wharf ready to carry their goods for
nothing And they'll come. Tell EN-
we want 'em. Tell 'em we'll make
the m at home Tell ,am we'll helm em