The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-07-26
ABatch ofSmiles

Yes" said the meek looking man,
I've no doubt you've had some great
hunting experiences in Your travels
abroad"
Il have. indeed"
Buffalo hunting?"
Yes"
And bear hunting?"
"nf course"
Well. YOU just come round and let
my wife take o house hunting and
bargain hunting with her. Then you'll
begin To know what rea excitement
is"
A dispute once arose between a
landlord and his tenant. The latter
had given notice to quit. but would
not put a bill in his window to say
this his house was T Be Let"
To make matters worse. they went
heard the case. made an order for the
defen6an, TO put a bill up within four
teen days.
The landlord was SO overjoyed a,
his victory that on the fourteenth day
he took q friend with him round to
;he house to chan his tenant. The
hill was up in the window plain
enough. hut under it was another bill.
which ran as follows:
Cause of leaving-had drains"
Young Harold was late in atten-
dance for sunday school. and the
minister inquired the cause.
I was going fishing. but father
wouldn't let me" announced the lad.
That's the risht kind of a father
to have" replied the reverend gentle
a Did he explain the reason why
nj would not let You GO"
Vac ~ KS said shcrn WASN'T
asit enough for two."-Harper's Mag
ae.ne,
An enthusiastic sueurhani.e was
showing 3 guest about his domain. di-
la1ing on its joys and comforts as they
walked. The CUES, ventUred:
Yes, eu, I don't think there Is
much money in it." 49,.
Great guns. man. Money in it:
Every eent I've got and all I a hor-
row.is in it.-Lspcctt's
An uneduoated Scoschmsn made a
fortune. One day he and an ac-
,suaiatsnce were talking when the lat
ter said to old Duncan.
Say. Duncan. YOU don't know
enough - SO in when i, rains. My
YOU cans. even spell bird.
"E-u-r-d." said Duncan.
SSst NI wa 9tta I IN II
Why. # You had 10 spell to make a
living you'd have been dead years ago.
IN bet you a hundred you can't spell
aird.'"
TN ak We" quickly replied Dun
car.
i After the money vas ru, up, Dan
can said. Bird"
That ain, the way you spelled it
the first time"
~y n1S~a haS,sr> ,AAN
A doctor. while enjoying a holiday
II the country, took the opportunity
along with s friend to 90 ASKING.
During operations the doctors Stnker
came of and Was lost. He was IN a
dilemra-no sinker. no more fishing
,Ast day. Happy thought: he hsd a
bottle i n his pocket The bottle was
Slisd with water, carefully corked, and
sen, down on Its mission.
After a few minutes interval the
Doctor Mad a ii, and pulled UP hi.
line AZ racing speed, finding a Are pair
ot nsh. eae on each hook.
"Hs, doctor. twins this tinet" ex-
Claimed his companion,
Yes" ouc,h the doctor, and
trough, up On the hottie. too"
An .nsry advertiser rushed into the
cmoe Of a provincial paper recently
sna shouted:
See here. our al ought TO read,
thousand. Of patrons ara wearing
trousers Of make
The foreman M the composing
RON ssssed mp and weakly safds
! The srate advertiser threw down .
cory cf the PAPER Containing the ad,
The cemresitrr had made Il ma
rons"
! 4 passenger in = Pullman car was
inclined to BE- rather friendly with the
porter, hat had not as yes given him
any tSn> ~rc you enjoy ycmr poss-
tsea- the ~ asked ~ the porter
was brushing his coat
Yes sAA.~ replied the cotoreA TEL
fsow. II likes de quarters Aeah hey
raacA. aA-~hea I gsss ten-Ha<
pexss Magazine.
~rsa yen the sreverks xheH the
Fourth ~ Jrey was here. ASKED one
small hoy Il another.
Ma replied the ether, Papa ~
asevee u \ Ear Fear.AL. - Ae eo0k ne