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u IN the form Of Q SIT. Although. on
second thought. you might Just - we'll.
FOR svUry one around YOU will mentally
accuse you Of It anyway. But what
ever your stingy thoughts. try to sradi-
cate The fadai expression that denotes
that you've figured down to the last
drop Just how many beers that soup
ladls you sent stands you!
And spsa1VinG Of ladies. hsrs are Q
few "don'ts- In the stft line;
Don't send . soup iadis. They went
out With soup turesns. And though
, they might be brought into a,se to bale
out the bathtub when the plumbing a..
| serts itself. they usually Just hang
around IN their canton flannel bags and
the missus wonders how much she
could hook 'em for II hubby suddenly
lost his JOB.
Don't send . chahng dish or q coffee
percoiator. They are really very love.
ly things to posssss when they COME
sins1y. But when eleven or twenty,
sswsn Of them have arrived you car
readily understand how distastefu
rarsbits and coffee have become to tn,
martyrissd recipient. You know. mar
r4ed life isn't Just one Wild array o.
wood-sicoho,sd midnight suppersl Nay
And q all her friends are wise ant
she dossnt Get even ONE. she can Al
Ways take the check for twenty nv,
THAI grandpa sent her ana 20 buy he
one. BY goshi
Don't send Q outGisss ice cream -,
The edges Of the plates are always q
dsNshtfury deep cut in serrated sea,
iops that when the tee cream melts, .
melt Il nH,st. Il escapes through thes
orSvioss and plays ring-around- -ros
on the span clean tabtecloth. II TIN
happens any time during the FIRST al
months hubby'n say: Poor 1T,
pissy-wiesy' DID 90 sphi nr' Ate
that I'm b.: "For the love Of Mix
DO you EVER gse a. much food
your face a. you do on the cloths" s
you see. a seemingly innocent cutgia,
. Ice cream set may he the nucleus Z,
! q Rsno-izsd dissertation.
He sure to spread the news. sgpecial
TO those who haven't received thsr
lthst your letter carrier brought 70
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Letters From the People

had to give up. a. ] have TO WORK all
day TO earn my living. II Is hard 70
accomplish much practising At night
when you feel tired and without the
help OF q teacher. II would be . good
idea II kind people would organise
free music schools and employment
bureaus. where such unfortunate girls
could be helped TO secure part time en-
ploymsnt ana also helped 20 brighten
their sad lives by sstting . chance. 70
study music. something We ill love
xJoe r.
The evening world., 1913-05-07
DON'T DEGRADE THE FIREMAN.

n 20 SERVICE greater credit this city than its present Fire
IL Department Why weaken it:
All that Fire Commissioner johnson has to against
the platoon system and just BY dividing the
Il the department shifts alternately duty at the fire
hsoss such plan would pot the whole feghtng machinery in
tve Of hands making difficult matter to fl responsibility for
1ssc Changing soons would work endless confusion fire.
in the thick Of big fire cannot drop his hose line and slide
down the ladder when the whistle hov A. the Commissioner
the Department engaged in battle with foe that sleep
Neither battles fires be fought upon limited hours Of
service"
Besides increasing the Of the Department without
corresponding good the public the whole des tends to
put the fire force in the labor union class forever involved In the
struggle for fewer hours and higher pay Az the Commissioner
POINTS with fireman such ambition totally contrary to
The instincts Of his profession"
The Commissioner might have added that e hardness Of the
service will always Of its best features far attracts
desirable stouhearted volunteers We do not entering
Fire Department because it looks like soft snap The stand
ards New York fremen far above that Of thing Men
who for hours with smoke and flame who spend their last
Of strength and endurance the life and property Of Others
who peou grope their through choking bsterng death
suocsng baby attic cheeruy soldiers parad
ing the sunshnethe not who think how many
they have worked or how they to be relieved.
The Malone Two Platoon hill has passed both houses Of
Legislature Let Gov Suer veto and leave New York
honor being served by the finest force Of the world
The evening world., 1913-05-07
GuidebOOk to Gala ntry.


ING 70. t3De New 1osk Avsn4nS Wohol'
cards to the church AND the house
This'n help promote the spirit OF broth.
sriy love. Add. quite oareiessly. that
Spoletti y going to servo and that he
10 noted for his exquisite buffet break
fasts.
At the church get an aisle seat. And
when the ushen bring various ladies
to your pow stand politely and lean
back. ~ the end-seat ones do on an
open car. ~ far ~ possible. They may
have sent only . silver bonbon spoon
and does that stack - against . soup
ladlsf Well. I suess noti
Il you ct into huffy oonvsrsation
with your nstghbor don't remind nor Of
the fellow the bride was Just CRAZY
about only year ago-ths one whom
father cashiered because ne was too
wont to don . souselet. Don't point
out the little brides pale. nervous look
and announce II II due TO her dislike Of
the man she Il now marrying and the
canker worm Of love for the OTHER
man. Your netshbor may eat alive In
formation Of that sort but II doesn't ~
far toward promoting the Joyous nup.
tIai air. And she MAY be the Eroom'I
aunt.
Have on hand . stock Of small
phrases 10 be used going out Of the
church a. you meet your many 40
auaintsnoes:
Didn't she look deiiehtfuIf'' ~
spirttueYier "r7auant. say!" ~
rlppin' weddln'w
No Two Of these things are synony
NOUS but they 20 nicely 10 the dyan'
strains Of Msndsissohn's ''wsddans
March,"
At the house Be very witty and ray
Tell people (some one always Has 10
80 Il might a. we'll be yoU that . wed
ding 10 an occasion for rejoicing AM
that 10 why brides always wear white
but that you wonder Why bridegroom
always wear black. A few playful
acts, such N sp'1linG a glass Of pune
down some ones back or putting may
onnaiss instead OF whipped cream .
their hot chocolate. may 20 long wa
toward eniivsninG matters and recall
Ing the blithssoms. childish days'
, And a. you throw the very last sho
! after the depa rting motor turn to n
J group around you mating sure ths
? the mother b within sarShct. ana n
mark:
' Another victsml No wedding bsr
!. for met"
u Isn comfort her ~ { 49,
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For Kitchen or Pulpit.

IN prsschins the ninstsr had been asha
long winded. when the youns BRIDE rsps0
bsrsd that she had left the ChSistmas din
nsr In the sas range without regulating the nADA
ohs hastily wrots . note and slippsd Il b ~
husband. who vss an usher h. thinking II ~
intended for the minister. csioly walked - ~
laid Il on the pulpit
The minister paused In the miAst a his -
non and took the note With . emile, whid
ehangsd into terrific frown a. he rad:
PLEASE hurry home and shu< on the On."-
Ladies Home Journal
The evening world., 1913-05-07
Passengers Mistake.

6 A TRAIN On the Dsavs and nio Gnnds
"A Railroad stopped fos lunch. Ice aid
WATER" according b . staFy told ct an
Ohio banquet By Senator Burton, "snd In . few
minutes IL through ps,senssn were walking ny
and down The station platform 10 take out the
kinks.
One Of ID, passengers, an elderly tourist, stood
breathing the rarefisd atmosphers and delight.
edly casing at the mow-cappsd mountains.
Isn't this invisoratinsr he remarked 70 Z
man standing near.
mo. dr. replied the man. who happened to
b. . native fllsd with civic psids this y Grand
yunctioo '"--PhiladclphiA Telegraph.
The evening world., 1913-05-07
Crime and Penalty.

WHEN Nm. wifnS recently astsd -
w punhhmsnt 70 Master George Wits
vttA . carpet bssesr that young -.
dsnsa Ovs vent 70 such weeping end vsui2G
chat Tie LADY nsxt door was coastssinsd 70 psrh
her he'd svss he baelvasd ssscs ssd inau'ss
what vas IL nsetss.
Got sbou4 . couple o. 'uudrsd feet q sai
a.ads hin-sAsts wot ths aattss," Mn. WINS
ssplisd.
Couple o 'undred feet O. sasi" echoed ths
lady. somswhst incrsduloualy. "wOt on sarth's
. 6ssn doing, takin' the 60 pipe for Seeasn'
The evening world., 1913-05-07
Wants Free Music,

- - Editor Of The Evening World:
Some time ago ! read the announce
nsnt that kind ladies have organized
. school where girls could get free IN
struetion In the art of dancing. Why
= Il that nothing Is done for poor girls
~ have the misfortune to be Grip
pied or deformed and whose lives are
0Aasss itself? ! am a girl with such
. 0118ertuns. Ny sole pleasure and
~ n shis world was 70 study music
tsssS0 . SAs.ast Dst 1Fss Ssas /
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70 = e!!Z|J%t!@Ss Sd

'Looky here. Slavinsky!" inter. ted
Gus. when you 60 to tell something.
Why do you take US 20 far while you
speak ttr Already you got " down to
Wfty-ninth street and crossing town
TO the East SIDE And what Il - yet
I don't know. ! don't know wheth d
you make my head ache or my fes< sore
follsE1ng you 90 far
The evening world., 1913-05-07

Say not 90. mine good host Gus
tavus!" said Mr.. Omission loftily. I'm
attendance on our good friend slavin-
sky's deathless prose We wander
through the realms Of faery! We
mount We 60 abroad upon the pinions
Of the May breese A. thistlsdown 10
waited"
And there 10 another Teller what
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A GREAT BUG YEAR.

w Y0RD comes from Washington Of plague Of flies has thus
w early descended upon the city We surprised This
going 10 be record year for aesaso bugs farmers tell
The mild winter kept whole rising generations of critters
sve and well and ready for business Cerpsrs already
work squads Of about billion each New and fancy
cuwom will be hand to deal with the peas Abeboded
bugs vial tackle vegetables Mosquitoes studying diets
and oil andotes and will be along in good time will come
hies-As beforei
stex admire the kindly ways Providence which raised up
hs fly swae and him years practice get ready the
onslaught? Or Nature going to show him how all h
swsttings1
win some inventive turfman please patent gamble
The evening world., 1913-05-07
Wedding Department.

EVER 20 to . wedding WITH
the surreptitlous intention Of
gstdng out Of It, In gossip.
scaAdal and food. the face
value Of what YOU mi iltN
The evening world., 1913-05-07

The suifragists and the Ants quarng who wear
American Beauty Has the who orders longer
any sayi
The evening world., 1913-05-07

The general stock Of money the increased 100000
during Aprlcomptroler q the Treasury. Dh you ga yours,
The evening world., 1913-05-07
The May Manton Fashions
.HE simple frees.

THn simple fssc,.
/ closed at IN.
front 10 q savei
lite one for Girls. ~
ono is extremely 49,
includes all the 49,,
features. 10 easy a. ~
lust and easy 10 ~,
der. II can b. ,,t,,,..
for var,ou, -..N-s,f.
material. ana ~
chailis and o.s-~-
rio. q, N. 49,. -;
skirt 4. cut IN 49,.
pieces. ons n,.o~ 49,
Ing the boz n,.n :,
the front. IN. oth...2
the sides and N. -
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set in slasv.. 49,
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The evening world., 1913-05-07
A Ride
for Q Lie.


Just nns squad ieve their rides a. Cecil Failing from hees
and s9s5sasgt
"Cigarette-child
The evening world., 1913-05-07
The Stories of
Famous Novels
By Albert Payson Terhune

NO. ICUNDER TWO FLAGS; By Outda.
ERTE accomplished English noble
- wal reckless I n
Soon he had gained notoristy by the winning
brother him Win
whining protection
brought for the with side Of
the occasion He himself the blame vanished
The train which travelling
resolved
He Victor he Joined
dAQus regiment there Through the en Of his om he
sdvanee
And remained fighting saanxy
ysansss
G.S-.0 IN oa,,s -
disciplined. sssuuu sn asssi, Sseseue- ssuS i;sS
Inc and ide Of the Berthe oson asAasp
Infatuated he n: had not tn. r'o''s idea that che cared for hn Me- -
seeph who Berts Oldest and friend and vsnst
.
last k had then him. recosni.ed the eha'ssur
with -
proceedsd him the thrashins his Me
a
-.
a
n nusnuai
oy
| rush Of sl-encompasss
s.. doomed Then
gallant rider from reaching her destination
II Ride Buneted weh.nsh smohssd
she fought her stubborniy onward
a
The evening world., 1913-05-07

I ii q WORLD MAY MANTON
0tunbs
! Yot 81
/ - seaups Tor ordered
SSs1UA(ss AAa NJ ssA ~ ssAS 0e1Ass ~ 6R
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gallant rider from reaching her destination in .
BuReted and weli-nish smothersd By q sand storm.
tured by hostile Arabs. opposed by thousand obsta
she fought her way stubbornly onward.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
Pea Ridge

She is sure hot and still heating
We had good showers Friday and
Saturday,
Miss Myrtle Goddard will teach
at Green's school house north OF
town and Trissie WhetseIl at Slab
College,
Oliver Spangler and family spent
few days visiting Mr.. and Mrs,
hurry and have gone back to his
work at the mines
Mrs. Shipman who has been here
under the care of DR.. Gamble has
gone to her home at Binfield.
The christian S motto is the way
of the cross leads home" there is nc
ether stepping stone or way that
man can find peace here and rest
hereafter
Prayer me ting Sunday right
was conducted by Pearl Teffeteller.
Mrs. George Edmonds will lead
next Sunday night.
Milton Lequire is back home from
Cades Cove.
Rev. Sanders filled his appoint
ment here Sunday.
Mrs J. A. Law and children and
Roy Hollingsworth speLt day
recently IN Tuckaleechee Cove
| am not informed at this writing
to say who will teach the Union
School, but hope we will get a good
teacher.
The prayer meeting Saturday
night was conducted by Pearl Whet.
sell Mrs. George Goddard will
lead the next meeti z
George Kidd and family, Mrs.
Ell Taylor and. Miss Ida Taylor spent
a day recently with Mrs Will
Thompson.
Milton Lequire, Lemi- Teffeteller
and Hobert Goddard were out y.
ing their wheels and as there wa,
40 Judge to decide the trip, rather
think the decision stands out clear
that the boys got what they we've
looking for.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
Small Farms Best

A little land well farmed is often
quoted as being far more profitable
than large number of acres carried
along below their minimum pro-
duction. The wisdom of this state
ment is seen in these days of labor
scarcity and high wages. The man
who has small. farm can, with
the help of improved machinery
come nearer keeping it up to its
highest state of production and pro-
fit by his own labor than can the
man with the large farm who has
to depend on Himself and perhaps
one or two other men as helpers.
With growing scarcity of farm
labor the day of small farms seems
inevitable as a partial solution OF
the problem. :. Livingston Enterprise
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
An Index of a Man

Some folks CAM pay their debts
when due, but regret it, and pay as
soon as they can. Heaven pr sper
'em! Some folks can pay their debts
but never do. Heaven be merciful
to 'em! Some folks can pay their
debts cheerfully. Heaven bless EN-!
Some folks pay their debts, but roar
about it and abuse their creditor 4.
Heaven pity 'em! And nothing
shows folks up more than the atti-
tude they take toward their debts
Springfield! Heard.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
Words of Appreciation

Very frequently different parties
tell us that they take several papers
but the one first read and most
anxious to receive is the TINES
Such words of encouragement are
thankfully received and greatly APP
pleciated. 1t inspires us to create T
effort to give the people of dear old
Maryville and Blount County live
newsv home paper. many many
thanks. 1t will not soon be forgot
ten.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
Price of COntentment

One of the prime virtues of hui
mainly is contentment, notwith-
standing discouraging surroundings.
The practical philosophy is that no
matter how Inflated one is in this
world the world can look out upon
an ocean of troubles and discover
others sailing in more unseaworthy
banks. There is nothing in this ex-
istence that brings so mich happl-
ress with such small expenditure as
the repose that comes with the re-
Fiction that, as bad as temporal
Affections are, they might be worse.
If a census were taken of those most
Joyous with the awakening light OF
day, and happiest as the sun sinRs
to obscurity, undoubtedly the names
of those who had finished a season
of hard, imperious toll would be
found to lead those who are counted
as enjoying luxury, ease, honor and
fame. The cost price of the latter
is often something fearful in the
one item of the destruction of con-
tentment and peace of mind =
Springfield Herald
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

WHEN a person has a1.tendency
to become morbid the best PREVENT
tive is cheerful companionship,
laughter, pleasant reading, and lots
of sunshine, and to avoid patent
medicine reading as one would avoid
the plague. Such reading will
make the one who is inclined to be
morbid imagine that one is afflicted
with all ills known to mankind.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

ALL NATIONS make great mistakes
at times, but not every nation has
the ability to recover itself and
remedy the mistakes. The Ameri.
can people, like other people, have
and will make mistakes, but they
have shown a wonderfor aptitude in
righting themselves and in learning
wisdom from their errors Quick
wit, self rel ance, cheerful optimism,
and good sense are, perhaps, the
most potent factors in securing such
results.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
Real Heroes

This hero business is sadly
bungled up affair. The fellow who
makes home run with the bases
full receives the plaudits of the
grandstand, and the papers print
pictures of him who is foolish
enough to get into an aeroplane and
sail to the skies and ne is hailed as
the greatest hero of the age.
But how about the fellow who
stays away from the crowd and
hides himself in some neglected
home and wastes his strength caring
for a helpless relative? How about
the little woman who never gets
away from her own door st5p be-
cause she has too mucL work to do?
How about these people, we say,
who daily trudge fearlessly down
into the valley of drudgerv and
privation, where sickness and help
lessness and forgetfulness stalk all
through the weeks of the year?
How about those who carry the
heavy cross throughout weary hours
of tie day and keep at it through
the dragging minutes of the night
until the sun grows red in the east?
Then you tell me you know hero
when you see him?-Springfeld
Herald
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

TO have home of our own and
to live distinctly aud honestly with
in our means is essential to all mar.
ricd life. How many couples now
in mature life and surrounded by
luxury and wealth, look back to the
days of early privation as among the
happiest days of their life. No SEN
sible person will deem it a hardship
to begin on a moderate scale. And
when we have assembled to the tor
steps OF prosperity, we may look
back on the days of small things as
the golden days of our hearts if not
our PURSE.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

Said a little tot on her reture from
a walk. Everybody smiled at me. "
She did not know that it was her
own sweet smile and sunny face
that led the people she met to smile
sweetly in return. And that teach
es a lesson that we get from other
what we give them. If we give
frowns and cross looks we shall re-
ceive the same, and if we give
smiles and cheerful words the same
will be returned to us many times
over.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

! have often wondered whether
God ever gets tickled or not. !
honestly don't see how He could
help it sometimes. And if the
Creator Of the universe ever Toes
get tickled enough to make Him
laugh right out, it must be when
He sees one of these little old
measley, miserable, one-by nothing
infdel editors squatting down some
where with shirt-tai' full of type
trying to destroy God or prove that
He never existed Could anythit &
be more Mt rly ridiculous? It re-
minds ne If blind tadDolp irving
to drink the ocean dvg.-F Exchange
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

When the city press pokes fun at
the country press for its Personal
Mention" columns and then has
such a column of its own in which
the doings of society women are
faithfully chronicled for the benefit
of readers to wlom the people thus
mentioned are but names, it makes
one think of Burns famous lines.
THE rank is but the guinea
stamp,
The mans the gowd for a that.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
Saliva Anti.Snake.

All men possess in their bodies q
poison which acts upon serpents; and
the human saliva, it is said, makes
them take to flight, as Tough they
had been touched with boiling water.
The same substance, it is said, de-
stroys them the moment it enters their
throat. --Pliny the Elder.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
Will Build Residence

J. G. Post one of Maryville's
carpenters will in the near future
60 to'Illnois where he will erect a
fine dwelling on farm for the son
of Morton Butler, of the frm of
Morton Butler Lumber Company.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

HOME is 7nly house unless love
reigns supreme iinding all the tami-
" together in one harmonious whole,
and such a home may exist INCA
humble cottage just as beautiful as
in The most lordly mansion. and
the chances are greater that it will,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

Doan's Ointment cured Ne of
eczema that had ANNOYED me for a
long time. The result was lasting"
Hon. S. w. Mathews. Commission
er, Labor Statistics, Augusta. Me.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
v. CLYDE GODDARD, Editor & Pub,

DuNT go west young man, Mary
Vile the City of Promise needs and
wants you. There is an opening
for every young man, who is full OF
energy and push, and willing to
commence at the bottom of the
ladder and work his way up.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18
Notice
To VIM Compton Heirs


As the owner
of 4 acres of land situated in the Sth Civil
district of Blount County, Tennessee, you
are hereby notified that unless you appear
at my Office in the court house in the town
of Maryville, Tennessee, on or before Aug
ut 9th 1913, aud pay the sum OF S. IA,
State County and all other raNes assessed
against said lands, together with all c osts
Interests and peualtie, incurred. including
this notice Of publication as now provided
by law, your rghtto redeem same shall
be forever barred, and deed to the sanfe
will be at once execu ed by me to Preston
Sanders, the purchase of said lands.
Witness my hand at Office on this 9th
day of June 1913
Joe Ii Gamble, Clerk Circuit Court
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

See w. p. Barnhill for
Farm Insurance, with
Jas A. and D. r. Goddard.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1913-07-18

For Hire
George & Mitchell
Phone A
For Sale

A twenty passenger bus, cash
S210; one buggy and harness; one
wagon and rock bed; one Thomas
mower(two horse); one lawn NOW
er; several plows etc.
Those interested call at Polytech.
mic School,
Chas w Henry.