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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28
Death of Young Girl at Mt. Tabor

Mt. Tabor, Mch. 27.-Miss Matte
1nman, the eldest daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. j. w. Inman, died at the
home of her parents March 18th, and
her remains were buried at Mt. Joy
the following day. She had been sick
for some time but she bore it with
good patience. The death of this
young girl has cast a gloom over the
entire community. She was &C years
old, was a member of the Presby-
terian church and has lived Christ.
ian life for three years. She was
greatly beloved by all who knew her
and great joy to her father and
mother.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28
Deserts Wife for Another Woman

Robt. Vaughan, young man about
80 years old, employed with Bradley
Estes Furniture Co., left Union last
Saturday, deserting his wife and
three children, it is alleged, and car
rying with him Mrs. Joe Green, a
grass-widow. Vaughan sold a cow
which was afterwards claimed by his
wife, to Toney's market. The where
abouts of the runaways is yet un-
known.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28
Special Advertisements

MY ADVERTISEMENT in The
Times and Progress found me buy
ers for so bushels of seed corn, so
am Offering so more bushels at
the same price. Plant Fant's I'm
proved Yellow Seed Corn and be
contented. 1t is the kind that
made Santuc famous. Send in your
orders early and avoid the rush.
Price per bushel $3.50 delivered at
Santuc. Will not ship in the ear.
j. McJ. FAINT, Santuc, S. G.
1S-2t-pd.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28
Engagement Announced.

Mr.. M. B. Meador has announced
he engagement of his daughter, An
nie Ruth, to Mr.. ]. Boutwell, FAINT, Jr.,
The marriage to take place on the
18th of April at the brides home.
These young people are popular
with large circle of friends who
wish for them every happiness.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28
Baptist Meeting.

The Union County Baptist Sunday
School Convention meets with Pad
gett's Creek Church Sunday. There
will be a morning and afternoon ses-
sion, with dinner served on the
grounds. The public is cordially in
,ited.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

If you, or your friend or your
friends friend should ever need SER
vice in our line and will command our
services, 1 will personally see that
every detail and every service that
sympathetic hearts and experienced
hands can render is handled to your
entire satisfaction.
You can get in touch with me or
some responsible member of this firm
every hour of'the year and if after in
vestigation, you are not satisfied that
we have the equipment, the expert
enced employees and the stock to
equal that of any Undertaking Con-
cern in the country, and that our
prices for service and stock is far be-
low the regular charges for like
goods and service, we do not ask you
for your patronage.
1t matters not who you are, or what
the circumstances, we feel that the
for you. The management of this bus
5 gratis than to have any patron dis
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28
Annual Meeting of Fair Association

The Union County Fair Associa-
ton will hold the annual meeting of
the stockholders Saturday, March
Goth, at IL o'clock, noon, in the rooms
of the Union Chamber of Commerce.
All stockholders are urged to attend
or send proxy.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28
Lay Services.

There will be lay services at the
Church of the Nativity Sunday. The
Rector having gone to Glenn Springs
to fill his regular appointment there.
A ngregational meeting is desired.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

REMARKABLE the results you will
get from DR.. Huiet's Pink Blood
Purifier. Every bottle sold on a
guarantee at The Palmetto Drug
Company.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

FOR RUBBER STAMPS for all pur-
poses, daters, name stamps, sigma
ture stamps, metal checks and
badges of all kinds, The Times. if.
Some one asks us why we discuss
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

FOR RENT-Two three-room cot
tages on North Church street, price
$500 per month. Nice large lots,
convenient to city school. Apply to
w. S. Mcclure.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

SEND YOUR LAUNDRY to us by
Parcel Post. Will pay return post
age both ways on amounts of soc
or over. Union Steam Laundry,
Union, S. G.. 11-4t.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

GOATS, GOATS, GOATS and a Goat.
Four Nannies and a William Goat
for sale at a reasonable price. For
further information apply to the
Union Times. 1t-pd
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

LOST-Pocketbook containing one
$2-bill; two S1-bills; two fifty-cent
pieces. Lost Friday night between
knights store and Mr.. A. B. Bran
mons house. Reward if returned to
Times office. 1t-pd.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

pest we
would
satisfied in particular We invite support
ern Undertaking establishment on thesen
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

FOR SALE-600 bales of hay at $1S
to $50 per ton. Apply to B. F.
Kennedy, 'Jonesville. lott pd.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

WILEY'S CANDY-Fresh by Ex-
press. You should try Wiley's and
see if it isn't better, at The Pal
metto Drug Co.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

FOR SALE-One secondhand buggy
and set of harness at very low
price. j. H. Danner, Monarch
Mills, Union, S. C. 1921.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

PIANOS-We have three pianos left
and will make prices interesting if
you want one. Bailey Furniture
& Lumber Co.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

GUY WILKS, my Hamiltenian stall
lion will be put on service on goth
of March. Will visit Union and
otherpoints. c. H. Rice, Sedalia,
S. G.. 1927.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

POULTRY WIRE-We have just re-
ceied large shipment of Poultry
wire. See us before buying. Bailey
Furniture & Lumber Co.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

MOURNING NOTE PAPER and En-
velope- at The Times.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

DON'T FAIL TO CALL US if you
want any building or repairing
done. We will sell you the lum-
Der or take contract. Bailey Fur
niture & Lumber Co.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

STAMP PAD, ink assorted colors.
The Times.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

FOR SALE-The B. F. Arthur res
idence corner of Main and Church
streets. Modern conveniences, ten
rooms, close in. For price and
terms, apply to ]. d. Arthur, M.
& P. Bank, Union, S. c..
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-03-28

FRESH SHIPMENT TYPEWRITER
RIBBONS-all machines. Best
grade ribbons. The Times. 1O-3t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-09

DEAR CHAMP am much better. Please
bring me some magazines Please bring me
the makings bag of tobacco. and book of ciga-
rette papers. Please bring me some of Sir
Walter SCOTS novels.
P. S. Please bring me pie.
A T one time in his career Representative
= Flood of Virginia was farmer, and
among other things he gave his overseer a
lantern. A little later the overseer demanded
new lantern, saying the first one would not
burn. Flood took hold of the lantern, lit it,
and demonstrated that it worked properly.
The overseer became irate when told that
he must use the same old lantern.
The next night he threw lighted match
into haystack, which quickly burned to
the ground.
Flood, upon hearing the news, asked why
he had lit the haystack.
Il just wanted to see," replied the over
seer, whether that doggone lantern was
burning"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-09

is de wuss class of de Southern population!'
The next day the owner of the automo-
bile stopped when he saw Aunt Lucy, and
asked her to ride in the car. When she first
took her seat she was little skittish; but
in few minutes she settled back luxuriously
against the cushions and enjoyed herself inn
mensely. At a turn in the road the chauffeur
had to stop the car suddenly to keep from
running over middle-aged colored man.
Aunt Lucy sprang to her feet and evinced
uncomfortable anger.
"Git out of de road, Nigger!" she shouted.
"Yo amt never done lick of work in yo'
life, an fob Gawd's sake can't you learn not
to obstruc' de public highway?'
SPEAKER CHAMP CLARK has friend
- who struck Washington in bad health
and without funds. He became SO i'll that
Mr.. Clark sent him to hospital.
A few days later the Speaker received
this letter from the invalid:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-09
BY WILLIAM S. WALSH

TOM HOOD and Theodore Hook made
wager as to who could spring the best
extempore pun, leaving the decision to
Charles Mathews. The loser was to stand
supper for the trio.
Scarcely had the agreement been made
when they espied signboard whereon the
printed, @Bear sold here
@Oho!" said Hook. II suppose that bear
is his own bruin.
"Good!' said Mathews you'll have
hard work if you're going to beat that, Mas
ter Thomas
II dare say he'll do it, though" said
Hook; "for you know he carries more than
two faces under one hood. Don't you,
Tom?'
At that moment, turning a sharp corner,
they came in sight of a small, tumbledown
house standing in the midst of a wretched
little plot of well trampled grass, just in
front of which was a huge board with the in
scription, Beware the dog
Hood looked cautiously round in all di-
rections and, finding no dog anywhere visi-
scrubbed this query underneath the warn
ing, @Ware be the dog?"
well, I'll tell you what it is, my boys,
said Mathews. al can't decide between two
such jokes as those, and, what's more, m
not going to try; SO we had better all go and
sup together, and each one of us pay his
own share"
TN criticism on George Augustus Sala s
burlesque of "Wat Tyler" published De
cember 25, 1867, "The Saturday Review
waxed comically indignant over the pro-
fusion of bad puns that it contained, many
of them playing fitfully round the name of
the leading comedian, John L. Toole, who
took the titular part
"The play opens,' says "The Review
with an election at which Wat Tyler is
candidate, and he makes speech in the
meetings in which he declares that he has
never been corruption's tool. This, we be-
ieve, is as good joke as any in the piece.
1t is at any rate pun. But the mere men,
ton of the name of Toole instead of Tyler
seems to be expected to make the audience
laugh, and perhaps the expectation is well
founded" The audience even laughs when
in the next scene character cried out "Too
late! Too 1ate!'
Thereupon "The Saturday. proposed to
constitute itself the nucleus of a society for
promoting the success of Sala's piece, and
any person who could make pun upon the
name of Toole was invited to enroll himself
at will of course be necessary" adds "The
Saturday. "that the jokes be made in such
a form as to admit of their being introduced
into Mr.. Sala S piece, and it may encourage
intending members to be assured that, in
our opinion, anything may be introduced
into this piece anywhere. As an example of
the facility with which this process may be
performed, we quote two lines which Mr..
Sala attributes to Wat Tyler, and then we
subjoin two lines solely of Our own manu-
facture:
A poor industrious halter stand here Cheers.
And standing, now proceed to take that cheer;
Or if a chairs denied to nle by rule,
At least you cannot move me from this (tOoLe)
Pointing with pride to this pun, Sala's
critic claimed that it was made within the
space of no longer than two minutes, and
he encouraged other ambitious wags to go
and do likewise.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-09
THE PUN IMPROMPTU

A LEXANDER POPE was one of the first
Englishmen to decry the pun. It was,
he said, a species of wit SO trihingly easy
that he would engage to make one on any
subject proposed offhand.
"Well, then, Mr.. Pope said a woman in
| the company, snake one on keel hauling. .
Quick as flash he replied, "That, Mad
am, is indeed putting man under hard
ship"
Spence, who tells this anecdote, deems it
| we'll to explain that "keelhau1ing is drawing
| a man under ship" He then falls into an
ecstasy of admiration. "What ready in
| vention must the man have had!' he cries.
Zone could hardly have found a more
grabbed word to exercise the punster's
faculty."
THEODORE HOOK once Dragged that
he could make a pun on any subject.
"Well, them said a friend, make one on
the King"
"The King is no subject replied the wit.
TO similar brag of Douglas Jerrold fell
low clubman replied, "Can you make
pun on the signs of the Zodiac?'
"By Gemini can, Sir" was the double
barreled retort.
A T dinner given early in the nineteenth
= century by the publishers of "The Lon
don Magazine to their contributors each
of the company tried his hand on pun that
should bring in the name of some herb. 1t
came to the turn of Francis Cary, translator
of Dante.
"N-now!' stammered Lamb.
dts comm" (cummin), promptly re-
sponded Cary
T HEAR you are an awfully funny man,
said a young ingenue to hardened old
punster a wish you d make pun for me.
upon WHAT" was the imbecile' reply.
DR. JOHN WATSON 0an Maclaren) was
- another wag who plumed himself upon
his facility for punning. At dinner where
many literary Londoners were present he
ventured to assert that he could make at
least as good pun as anyone in the room.
| The challenge was taken up. Thereupon
! Watson assumed a serious mien and APP
peared lost in thought.
@Come now, Watson" exclaimed Hall
Game, "we're all waiting"
"Ouite so,' flashed back the other; "but
please don't be in such hurry, Cane"
| A N anecdote of the year 1850 credits to an
pun which he Immediately followed up by
no less clever English translation. The
|'Archbishop of Canterbury sent as present
to a scholarly nephew plate of fish from his
table, requesting an extempore acknowledge
ment in rime. The youth at once replied:
Mittitutur in disco,
Mihi pisces alb Archiepisco-
Pc non ponatur.
Ouia potuS non mihi datur!
All the guests laughed heartily save one,
who candidly confessed that he knew no
| Latin, and regretted that the acknowledge
ment had not been in English, 50 that he
might have joined in the merriment. Where
upon the scholar Immediately supplied this
translation:
| There was sent me fish
| In a dish, from the archbish-
/ Hop is not here,
Because he sent no beer!
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-03-09

The Only Wall Board That
Can Be Successfully
Papered

,CAUSE it is the only wall board
that is strong enough and stiff enough
to stand the pull that wall paperex-
erts when adhered to another surface.
Compo-Board is also the only
wall board that doesn't have to be
paneled. You can panel it if you
wish, but you can also have walls
and ceilings smoother than plaster
that lend themselves to artistic dec
Grafton by any method.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25
WHERE THE FARMER GETS HIS
PROFITS.
(By 4. ID. cochran0

Statistics show tIiat III l9ll-l9l2 our
state expended the large sum Of $25,-
100000 for feedstutf for Oklahoma,
that this money was all sent out 70
other states.
Statistics show also that for the year
l912-19lS, the feedstuff shipped out Of
Oklahoma into other statea amounteaI
to the neat sum Of s25,o09,0oo Now
let's take an invoice Of what We have
and see where we stand:
We expended s25.OoOO00 in 1911; we
paid interest on most OF this sum DIT,
say, an average Of eight per cent, max
ing 100000, or total expenditure Of
$25, 100000 for feedstuff Last year
we sold feed amounting to $4,000, 600
This leaves us still in on the wrong
side Of the ledger 100000; we are.
still that much loser, and are one fun
year behind in our earnings; we are
one year older. we are one year closer
the point of decreasing earning pow
en-, and when you compute the value
OF one year as to loss Of time and feed
crops, We need not consider the loss
of earning power. The loss is heavy
enough to leave that out Just charge
us up with the QUE year lost AZ only
$50, 100000. add TO tina. the S20o,0Oo,
we have in actual loss, add to these
two sums interest at six per cent for
one year and YOU have loss Of Sz5.-
85l 200 % regain before we can start
out even again.
The remedy is plain, practical and
easy; just be sure to plant enough
kafir corn and maize to feed all youi
stock, every farmer do that II you
make good corn crop in addition tl
that You have net profit OF youi
corn crop as well as the profit gained
by the fact that you viii buy ae feed
There is absolutely no reasonable ar
gument against the kafir corn ans
maize, It is so certain a crop that wl
have no risk to run in the planting
Cultivate #, give It a chance and
, win return YOU four fold for your ei
forts, assure your feed for the mex
year. and safeguard your stock raising
/ Had we space we would like to figur
4 out the probable profits that could b
shown by raising these two products
Think i Over
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25
= %+%%%#%@%44+###4s
. REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. ;
= >
= Compiled BY the Grady County ,
: Abstract Company 1f2 :
= North Third Street. =
a a = = a A = - = 4 = = 4 s u !.


Kennedy Hardy to E. A McGowau,
s.21-ls. $1,000; s e NV NE sW NE;
N ik NV Sc; w Y NE sE S-5-I
w G. Matthews TO Nick Chavers. 4
l5-lS, s500. Iot II, block 26O, Chieka-
sha.
Jno. c. Lewis, sheriff, to N NJ. Pal.
mer. 42s.ls, $780, NV sW; N X sW
sw 4-7-7; sW sW Sc s-7-6; w x NV
1915.
J.H Freeman to ]. S. Hewett ~
is. SIS; lot 6. block 5. Amber
M 3. Armstrong to Il. q. Gamble
4-22-is. s625; N 80 feet lot s; lot 10
block 252. Chickasha.
Fl. J. Gaskil and wife to Ira E. Gas
kill 1913. $1 lots rs, block ?, Tug
gles' First addition to yerden.
Ira B. Gaslili to charies Heisler 4
I5-ls. s11o0; lots Is, block 2, TuggIes
First addition to Verden.
J.F stillemens to John a. showen
i-5Isi s20e lots !, .. 3, 4, 5, 8, blocl
Chichasha
W 4 Acialn ct 81 % G. W Harris
.7l3. xsao lots i7Ix block s Alex
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

Now We shan see Mr. Bryan try bis
hands as paeiiicator on the Pacific.
The rropc sition that has been checked
up tc hin Is BY no means an easy one
and II hs succeeds ia bringing the in
famed EaH 5rnians over to the admin
israuon's way Of thinking the conn-
try win have to coNceae that ne is in
iAe Henry Clay class
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

It is certain that Tie house viii pass
the tariff bin, practically as Z came
from caucus. butt it is absolutely nee
egsary TOR ine congressman ~ uiAlaaA
a few speeches ior home consumption
before 1t is over
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

"The Ardmorelie published IN Coy
Cruces home city advocates a legis-
lative recess in order that the governor
and the legislature may have time %
cool off, II ii Is proper THE hnsonian
moves to amend, by substituting 'ad-
iolrnmJnt for RECESS. All OF the
possible business Of the present legls-
lature can be accomplished lin six DAYS
and the taxpayers do not enjoy paying
bills for those who wish to fuss
Hugo Husonian.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

The state, school abolition question
could be settled IN about four minutes
II the seyernor and solons would lay
aside a few pet ideas and forget the
interests of particular localities while
they deliberate on what is really best
tot the educational system oi the state
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

TIE PRICE OF MEAT.

Figures iast issued ley the United
States department Of agriculture GOV
erlng statistics to April i, present rea.
sons vag cattle and hoss are high
priced.
ASS consumers of beet and pork
aie an 9e ot ae MARKET I'm
hn, Sc . ne 1atd8 stem
producing regions are aishly tef
estad n seeing the market tor llese
products Elrm
one need not 80 turtle than IBIS
tor q reason shy meat S worth NOT
Since 1907 the population of he Il.
"a States has Increased ll Per tkai
During he same years the nambe y
beef fsis has decrea 30 per cent
aaa.',el u people Aad remained
ale Same there w0g.a heye been only
tg8shlFas enough beef so 80 around
biit ahefe are III per cent more people
. ~ sappiied
Meal cattle n ihe United States ii
1900 iosaIed ga,3s according tc
le iedafa aensus. ana ia 1910 had de
creased - ei2s5,s swine in lse'
numbered essse and ten yea
later decrease o f52
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25
likes Present Arrangement.

Gabe-Do you believe Ia the single
tax?
Steve No, SIR A bachelor has a
right to remain that way if he wants
to--CincinnaH Enquirer
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

we have received from Congress
man Joe Thompson COPY Of the llt.
tie 3ill which Mr. Underwood recent
~ introduced It makes neat volume
OF 2iS pages. Possibly some Of the
lawmakers have read AL q i bat that
Is doubtful.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

Tile turkey ,rol ankle is lhe latest
aIlmant OF the devotees ot tRat rash
lbnable dance the first symptom is
where the feet refuse to iiack devel
opiug into a slide then string-hslt.
There Is 10 remedy Pauls Valley
Free Lance.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25
3 E%######44$$####s
Q A STOLEN sMlLE'R TWO. :
. =
> s@%+444+*4+44% $3.50


Hubbubs Don't yoa miss a barber
out in the country?
Subbubs-0h, no ! talk to myself
an the time ! am shaving Philadel-
phia Record
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

ia eek drilieTs brought in fine
Oh Nq eighteen niles northeast Of
Lehieh As this is in a wildcat dis
trlct it means whole lot to this coun-
try It eoes 70 show that this whole
country i 1nderlaid with gas and oil
and il enss remains for the ones who
have HeFEe. and The money. TO go after
I.ehieh ieader
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25
TELEPHONE 29l
HIGHEST AWARDS RECEIVED WHEREVER
EXHIBITED, ALL STATE FAIRS

7TVHE highest compliments that can be
awarded anyone every item con-
cerning an article is taken into considera-
tion---so was it with the Herrick RefTig-
orator The point to be considered was
circulation, ice consumption, construction,
insulation; and of these 4 points the Her
rick won over all others. Call today and
see this Refrigerator.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

The postmaster at Chicago has post.
ed the following notice in his office.
"All requests for absence owing to
funerals, weddings lame back, house
cleaning. sore throaa headache. indi
gesIion, etc, must be handed in not
later than 2 q, %. 0n The iag Of the
di1t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

lh PASS q law scheme Of refoTm-
ius oeial. ana economic conditions is
fo and can be made 50 attractive
bg H ioHs deniagogues that the pnb-
ic ha title time to tDnsider sensible
methods q amelioration - McAlester
AeNe pitai
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

Our friend Abe Martin remarks A
first class man is allus too poor t. run
Ter office or TOO well off. t. fool with
it, a farmer should set out at least
two Ben Davis apple trees q fall back
on when all others lail
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

According to the unwritten law
woman nus nQt wear the same party
dress twice ia succession unless she
happens to have no other
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-25

A Cbickasha man wanted to go up
with the aviator but after comforting
with his wife about it he said, Guess
I'll never get to fly till | grow my own
wings"