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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11
GRoT0N.

Mr. and Mrs. G. II. Mills were a;
Montpelier Wednesday.
Miss Mabel Darling OF Peacbam, a
trained nurse, who has been caring foi
the infant son OF Mr.. and Mrs. John
Hatch, went to her home yesterday
B. s. Eastman, Lyle Heath, b. A
Weber, r. T.. Pillsbury, Gerald Smith
and G. G. Whitehill went to Marshfinld
Tuesday evening, when they played the
final game in series of games of check
ers. The Groton boys won by score
OF 10 to 80.
The ten months old son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Johnnie Hatch died Friday morning
after weeks illness from pneumonia.
Funeral services will be held ON Sunday.
Mrs. w. r. Carbee and Mrs. A. w.
Coffin were at Wells River on Wedues-
day.
Elmer Carpenter has gone to Roxburv.
where he will work in the state fish
hatchery.
Charles Corrouth has moved to the
house of Harry Pike on the Topsham
road, and Frank Heath is moving from
Ryegate to the house vacated by Mn.
Corrouth
The Needlecraft club will meet next
Thursday afternoon with Miss Virginia
Kicker.
DIR. G. c. Cowan, II. c. Glover and NJ.
ID. CORN were at Montpelier Wednesday
on business with the u. $. court.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Eastman of Top
sham are visiting their daughter, Mrs.
Dexter Whitehill.
Mr.. and Mrs. w r. Carbee. DIR. and
Mrs. G. c. Cowan, Linwood Heath, Miss
Carrie Leet, Carroll Richer. Miss Addie
Rouhan. Mrs. L. f. Clark and Mrs. c. J.
Bailey went to Wells River Thursday
evening to attend basketball game be-
tween the Plymouth team and the South
Ryegate team.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11
AMUSEMENT NOTES.
John W. yogeps Big City Minstrels In
Barre Monday.

Minstrelsy has been, and promises tc
continue to be. the favorite form OF
amusement for four fifths of the theatre.
going public and well it should befor
no manner of performance can include
such variety OF material necessary for
the edifeation of the multitudes; be-
sides it is the cleanest and best of all
amusements. Then, there are no waits
Promptly at the hour, the curtain
rises, and from that moment until the
final you have fun. without a blush,
songs OF sentiment by the worlds great
est vocalists, and comic ditties by the
best comedians on earth, who also fur
nish humor without a faint. The songs
have been sung; jokes have been told;
the ADMISSIBLE person in the middle
has his friendly repartee with the va
rious comedians with the bones and
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11
NORTH MONTPELIER.

The second number in the lecture
course will be given Wednesday. Jan
10. in the new hall. a harpist. a reader
and Karl Forsell. cornetist, will furnish
entertainment. followed BY a supper
and dance. Entertainment, 25e; supper
25c a plate; dancing. soc a couple.
As the pastor, Rev. Alberto Phillips.
has TO offiiciate at a funeral sunday.
there will be no service at the North
Montpelier church Sunday afternoon.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11

"Get Rich Quick Wallingford."
"Get Rich Quick Wallingford', Geo.
NJ. Cohan's dramatization of George Ran.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11
Reserving Judgment.

"You seem to be coming out strong
for the new administration
"Yes," replied the man who follows
the banner of success. I'm willin' TO
give everybody fair trial. There amt
any use OF judgin' man unfavorab'e
till he gets chance to show that ne
knows how good postmaster I'd make
for this town."
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11
BERLIN.

Berlin Congregational church. or
Sunday next. the pastor. Rev. Frank
Bloomfield. commences course Of ser
mons on the Old Testament. Dates and
titles are ~ follows. Jan. II. Rachel
the Beautiful Jan ~. Miriam. the
S0ugstre-s.s Jan. p. Ruth. the Glenn
en- Feb. ?, Deborah, TIN Prophecies
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11

'tambos" Personal grace has been
shown and beauty added because of the
handsome paraphernalia used in the first
part settings. The sentiment OF the bal
ladist may have caused you to be pos
sessed of feeling of intoxication; the
festive wit of the comedians has amused
you; the charming acts OF the first part
in its entirety has possibly astonshee
you, yet the glamor, frolic and fun rolls
on without hindrance
There's no tiresome overture but on
the contrary the various novel feats
gathered from all quarters of the globe
commence, and ere the fms has been
reached you have. with your brother
auditors, proclaimed mistrelsy the king
of amusements. This organization will
appear at the opera house next Monday,
Jan. l3th.--Adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11
A CARD.

We. the undersigned, do hereby agree
to refund the money on a 50-cent bottle
of Greene's Warranted Syrup of Tar, If
il fails to cure your cough or cold. We
also guarantee a 25-cent bottle to prove
satisfactory, or money refunded
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11
To People Who Fear

that they viii outlive their principal
we recommend investigation of our an
nuities. An annuity obviates all wor-
ry that your money will not hold out
National Life Insurance Co. of VT. (Mu-
tuall S. s. Ballard. general agent,
Lawrence building, Montpelier, Vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11
FOR RED CRESCENT.
Subscriptions for 1t May be Collected
in Russia.

Sebastapol Russia, Jan. 1.-THE
Turkish consul in this city has been
informed by the authorities that there
will be no opposition to the opening
of subscription lists for the Turkish
Red Crescent society among the Mus
sulmans in Southern Russia.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-01-11
Don't Miss This Sale
Opens Saturday.
NEW YORK BARGAIN HOUSE

! Ladies' Hosiery, fleece lined extra quality, 35c
now .,...,....,.,.......... ..,.'.'''..'. i'c
: All 25c Ladies' Hose, now ...............l2 Zee
Sterling Fine Hose 35c Call colors), for ... l9c
Cotton Hose, 15c, now Observation-Disclosures. &c
Children's Boy Scout, 15c, w..............1 Oc
All kinds Towels half price
Ladies' Silk Scarfs, SOC Gall kinds), for .39c
Fine quality Scarfs $100, for ...............69 CSC
Ladies' Kmonos $780, for ....................7 5c
! Ladies' Kimono Aprons SOC, .......... 39c
CA real bargain.)
$l5O Wrappers for OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. CSC
Sofa Covers 75c for 45c; s1.OO for ........ Csc
Chidrens Headwear from. ......... l9c to 81 rs
Shelf Scarfs. 25c for l5c; 35c for .......... 19c
Sofa Pillow Covers, SOC, now ................. Sac
Fascinators, all kinds, ............. 65c to 34c
Ladies Tea Aprons, real bargain, SOC to 25c for
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. l9c and &c
Linen Table Covers &c, now ................4O Acc
Table Covers and Bureau Scarfs, Soc for 34c
Perfumery--5Oc, 35c, 25c, for ..............19 c
Perfumery-25c, zoe, 15c, for .............. 1Oc
English and Italian Prayer Books.
Ladies Fancy Brooches at half price.
White Curtains, S115 now ...................9 CSC
White Curtains, S100, now ...................75 c
White Curtains, S125, now ...................S 5c
White Curtains, 75c now .....................3 SOC
White Curtains, S1.75, now ................ S1.25
Ladies' Fine Chemises S1.25 now .......... csc
Ladies Fine Chemises $780, now ........... 75c
Ladies Night Gowns, S1.25, now ............. 75c
Ladies Night Gowns, S1.00, ............ Csc
Ladies' Fine Ribbed Pants, SOC, now 3Oc
Also Skirts
Ginghams 10c and 15c, now, per yard ........ 7c
Fine Sheetng, 15c, now, per yard ......... 1Oc
Fruit Of the Loom, 15c, now, per yard 1Oc
White Cotton for the needle 1Oc, now per yard Tie
Best Outing Flannel, 15c NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Sc
Worthington Blanket, S1.15, now, per pair soc
Warrington Blanket, S1.75, now, per pair .S1.25
Worthngton Blanket, 1925, now, per pair LIS
Worthngton Blanket, $l.5O, now, per pair 1.l5
Wantora Blanket, $500, now, per pair ...... 400
Wantora Blanket, $3.50, now, per pair $3.50. 500
Wantora Blanket, $500, now, per pair 4.50
The Best Blanket, $780, now, per pair 4. ..... 700
Ladies Shirt Waists all kinds, S1.00 to S. %, at
half price
NEW YORK BA
New jackson Block, 100 North Main
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION. GAS
"Pape'S DiapepSin" cures sick,
sour StOmaChS in five minutes
Time It!

Really does" put bad stomachs in
order-'really does overcome indiges-
ton, dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and
sourness in five minutes-that-ju
that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the lar
gest selling stomach regulator in the
world If what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps, you belch gas and
eructate sour, undigested food and
acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your insdes filled
with bile and indigestible waste, re-
member the moment "Pape's Diapep.
sin" comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
astonishing-almost marvellous, and
the Joy is its harmlessness.
A large fifty-cent case of Pape's Dia.
pepsin will give you hundred dollars
worth Of satisfaction.
It's worth its weight in gold to men
and women who can't get their stom.
achs regulated 1t belongs in your
home-should always be kept handy
in case of sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor I'm the world.--Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
HAIR CAME OUT IN PUNCHES

Route No. 3. Box 2OA. Broken Ar
row. Okla,-"My trouble began with
an itching OF the scalp OF my head
My scalp at FIRST became covered with
fakes OF dandruh which caused me TO
scratch ana this caused a breaking
out here and there on the scalp. It
became 80 irritated untl / could not
rest at night and my hair would come
out IN punches and became short and
rough.
Everything / used would cause Il
to grow worse and Il continued that
way for about three OF four years,
While reading the paper / saw the
advertisement OF Cuticura Soap and
Ointment and sent for a sample II
proved 30 good that ! decided TO gel
some more. used them as directed
and in two weeks ] saw a good ef
feet. Now my hair is longer and
looks better than ] have ever known
II TO be. / give all the credit of my
cure Of scalp trouble to the Cuticurs
Soap and Ointment (Signedl Mrs
Ella Sheffield Nov &c. 1912
Cuticura Soap and Ointment SOLE
throughout the world Sample OF eacl
free, with 32-p Skin Book. Address post
card "Cutieura, Dept. L, Boston ADV
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
GIRLSI GIRLSI TRY IT,
BEAUTIFY YOUR HAIR
Make Il Thick, Glossy Wavy, Luxur
liant and Remove DandruH-Real
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light. wavy. huf
~, abundant and appears as soft. lus
trous and beautiful as a young girls
after a "Danderine hair cleanse" Just
try this-moisten a cloth with a little
Danderlno and carefully draw II
through your hair taking one small
strand at a time. This win cleanse
the hair OF dust, dirt and excessive oil
and In just a few moments you have
doubled the beauty Of your hair.
Besides identifying the hair at once,
Danderlne dissolyes every particle OF
dandruf; cleanses, purifes and invig.
crates the scalp, forever stopping Itch.
ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most win
be after a few weeks use when you
will actually see new hair-hne and
downy at frst-yes-but really new
hair-growing all over the scalp. II
you care for pretty, soft hair and lots
Of II, surely get a 25 cent bottle OF
Knowlton's Danderine from any store
and Just try IT, ADV.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
IF HAIR is TURNING
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Don't Look Old! Try Grandmother's
Recipe to Darken- and Beauty Gray,
Faded, Lifeless Hair.

Grandmother kept her. hair beauti-
fully darkened, glossy and abundant
with brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear
ance, this simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect. BY asking at
any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get a
large bottle of this old-time recipe,
ready to use, for about 80 cents. This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
to the hair and is splendid for dan
druff, dry, itchy scalp and falling hair.
A well-known druggist says every
body uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur,
because it darkens so naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell it has been
applied-it's so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw it through your hair, taking
one strand at time. BY morning
the gray hair disappears; after an.
other application or two, it is re-
stored to its natural color and looks
glossy, soft and abundant.-Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
MRS, RIVERS
DISCLOSES SECRET
Matter Didn't Prove Experiment
After All, and She Now
Makes Il Public.

Mineral Springs, Ark.-In a letter
from this place, Mrs. J. NJ. Rivers says:
IF II had not been for Cardui, the
woman's tonic, no doubt / would have
been in my grave.
was sick all OF the time for 10
years, and took medicines constantly.
! suffered terribly. AT last, decided
! would just try Cardui on my own
hook, and kept It secret. 1t was Ger
tainly a Godsend to me. Since taking
1t, | have no pain whatever, feeling
good, and can wrestle with my 16-year-
old son. In fact, | don't feel over 16
myself Am as happy as lark When
began taking Cardui | only weighed
101 lbs Now | weigh 1171a lbs, and
am going to continue taking Cardui
until weigh 1876.
just can't say enough for Cardui,
and | believe If all women who suffer
from womanly troubles would take it,
there would be more happy homes"
Using Cardui is no experiment. It
has stood the most severe of all tests
the test Of time. Cardui has been III
use for over half century, and in this
time has benefited more than a million
women. II is composed OF purely vege-
table ingredients, which have been
found to build up the vitality, tone up
the nerves, and strengthen the wom-
anly constitution.
That it has helped others is the best
of proof that 1t will help you. Try
Cardui.
N. B-Wrie to. Chattanooga Medicine Co.,
Ladies' Advisory Dept. Chattanooga. Tenn, for
Ssrcial iaStYHcfioHs on your case and 64-paRe book
wrapper. Adv.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15

1nrds that's presiding over the eouiis
and the brass-bouDh bluffs that's ava.
ar In the army aud the boodllne bmnq
that's running some Of our oity gov
orImentsl Once IN a while one Of
'cm finds out that an the clock needs
IL winding. and winds Il, and Thea
men Of high attachments at a low sal.
they name cigars after him and fol.
low him around with bards Of music;
but the most OF 'em hires modest
men OF high attachments at a low sal.
airy and takes the responsibility and
the money that there Is In Il and any
credit that their friends give 'em and
puts their thumbs In the armholes OF
their vests. And why not? Why AIN
! asserting here on the stairs az my
ease and why are you bearing down
on the shammy with the sweat run.
ming down your nose and listening re,
specially to my remarks? Because
you're a modest man and I'm not.
That's all for the present, Nels,
concluded the janitor getting up and
pushing his subordinate gently from
the door. Me and this four bits have
got an appointment with Deyeney al
his place Of business and It may KEEP
me for the rest of the morning. Think
over what I've said while I'm gone
and II an automobile stalls by the
door and they ask you II you can AZ
II, don't be modest Unscrew every
thing that you feel equal to screwina
up again and when you've done that
pour gallon Of gasoline in the tanE
and pocket the hve-spot they give
you. So longl"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15

ma'am, says ]. All there was, the
blame thing had run down.
What would | have done if it had
been wound up? Well, l might have
iabbed it hard enough to start some
thing. II that didn't work Id have
told her that the eccentric pinion had
damned on the balance cam and
thrown the secondary governor out
Of gear and that it would take a spe-
cial tool which hadn't got to put it
right. Then I'd have recommended a
friend of mine that was in the bust
ness, and got my tip just the same,
and maybe a little rake-off on the
side, and the lady would have had a
high opinion of my intelligence.
You take it from me, Nels, there's
no need of going around telling what
you don't know and can't do Try it
whirl. anyway, first My old man
missed much meat, and as far as
the principle of the thing goes, he
was right Where che saying falls
down is that there amt no modest
dogs, A dogs got too darn much
sense to hang back when there's u
meaty bone in sight-unless there's
a bigger dog has grabbed it off, and
! wouldn't call that 'modesty.' Most
generally this here modesty means a
lack of sand. The modest guy is the
one that's afraid tho job is too big
for him to tackle and he won't try.
He hates to take a chance. Some
body might give him the ha-ha, and
he's too modest to stand for that.
1.-THE trouble with you is that you
amt naturalized yet, If l was run.
ming things in the immigration de.
partment I'd let in few epileptics
| and anarchists and turn back all them
that was afflicted with modesty Il
amt American. The American idea
is to tackle any old thing and do your
level best to make good, Talking Of
departments, along last February
John Deveney comes to me and say;
he. The doctors having trouble find
ing competent and willing Democrats
to fill his cabinet, I'm informed. Now
Mike, would you take the interior OF
the agriculture or something, If 1t was
offered? I'm sounding you first be
cause the doctor would not like to rur
the risk and humiliation of a publ,
refusal
would l take it, says. LeaC
me to it. Any one Of 'em or all o
/ emf
You big blum says he, I hon
estly believe you would
Sure l would" declared the JAM
tor. why not? What would wan
more thar common sense and aver
age honesty. Suppose | amt had nj
experience Who has, that's wanted
Amt there such things as secreta
ries?
Bluff / take It as a compliment
You bet "Ic make a blum at it. and /
got called l wouldn't be in no wors
shape than some Of them that's he'll
down the job before me. Look arounr
you, Nels. my friend. Look aroun
you and read the papers and then tel
me If the buffers amt on top OF tn
heap Look at the blufhng blow
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
The Basement
Philosopher
BY KENNETH HARRIS
Jcosyar1, 1915. b w. c. cl.gn.a)

As the ianitor descended the stairs
from the corner apartment on the sec
ond floor. he found his Scandinavian
assistant busily polishing the handle
Of the yestibulo door The assistant
looked up with his usual amiable grin
and the janItor seated himself on the
lowest stair and cleared his throat
with his usual preliminary cough.
"Nels. my friend" said the ianltor.
lust 10 show you That I'm a good fell
low and amt thinking Of my own
selfish interests all the time. IN tell
you q llddle somdlngs Speaking as
a friend and a good fellow, It's my
duty TO tell you that GU are one
large-sized mutt. Why2 Because
when lady asks you II you can fix
her forty dollar clock for her you
shake your silly head and tell her
that you can't Consequently yon
lose her respect and you miss your
chance Of her slipping you any little
sign and token Of it-llke this.
The. janitor opened his hand and
displayed a halfdollar nesting coyly
in the palm; then he stretched his
leg and put the coin into his trousers
pocket
How did you know that you
couldn't fix Il. TIL you tried, you
chump?" he inquired. you amt no
clockmaker? It's a pipe you amt, but
she amt supposed to know II, is she
What did I do? / looked as II / was
the guy that invented clocks. to be-
gin with Then I says, Might / trou-
bic you TOR newspaper, ma'amT !
says, and a small screwdriver and a
| pair Of fine tweezers, If II amt too
much trouble Then when she'd gone
out Of the room, / wound Mister clock
up. She comes back in a minute or
two and / lifted the clock down onto
the paper and took the back off and
made a careful jab or two inside and
showed the regulator over to fast a
notch or two and jlggled the pendu
lum. Then / screwed the back on
put her back on tSe mantel and
started her up You won't have nc
more trouble with It II you wind II
regular ma'am,' ! says, Thank you
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
Left-Handed?

If you will look into your own hab-
its you will probably find that you are
unconsciously left-handed in this or
that matter, The other evening we
noticed a man dealing cards with the
left hand. He admitted that he could
not deal them with the right. But
there was nothing else in which he
was Northumberland he remembered
that he always buttoned his clothes
with the left hand. And then an OBJ.
servant man remarked that this is the
main difference between men and
women, for women button their
clothes with the right hand, and the
clothes are cut accordingly. Men with
the left. There seems a moral con
cealed here.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
They Were Chean.

An elderly lady from the country,
one day decided to adopt two children
from the county orphan asylum.
She walked several miles before
reaching the car line. 1t was the first
time she had been on a car. She
stared wide eyed at everything she
saw, then her gaze stopped on a sign;
she read thus:
THE Ohio Traction Company-Chil
dren under twelve years of age three
cents or two for five cents"
Well" she said, that is the best
bargain ever Calling the conductor
she said: Young man, I'll take two
of those children for FIVE cents right
now, boy and girl, please Ma
tional Monthly.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
MRS. NEWLYMADE AT MARKET
Starts Right of to Show Grocer She
Knows What's What-And
the Result.

Hints on Going to Market" muir
INJURED Mrs. Newlymade to herself,
running a practiced finger down the
index in the back Of the Young
Housekeeper's Friend and Guide"
Here It is, on page Chin, yes.
Green peas, she read. "'when fresh
and young, have bright green pods.
Never buy those that have become
yellow; they have passed their
prime"
With confident step Mrs. Newly
made entered the corner grocery and
walked up to the vegetable counter.
She settled her glasses firmly upon her
nose, and scanned with a critical eye
the stock that was displayed. She
frowned a little when she say that
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
Selfish Ewes.

A New York theatrical manager
said:
American ragtime is sweeping Eu-
rope, but the American ragtime com
posers get no credit and no cash
either
Hence our composers can't help
looking at this ragtime furore with
sad and perhaps selfish eyes.
I'VE look at everything, you know,
selflshly. We say, with the million,
aire:
Poverty is no disgrace, provided
the victim doesn't owe us anything.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15

there were no peas with fresh-looking
pods.
Il wanted to get some green peas, "
replied Mrs. Newlymade, but l don't
want these; they're not fit to eat when
they're as yellow as that That's a
sure sign they're old. These are so old
they're almost pure white. l shouldn't
think you'd ever get anybody to buy
such poor-looking things"
Mrs Newlymade looked very severe.
ly at the grocer, who grew very red,
turned away and coughed with EN-
barrasment.
! should think he would be
ashamed, thought Mrs. Newlymade,
but he needn't think l don't know
what's what He might just as well
understand he can't work off any old
stale stock on me, If l am new at
housekeeping!
The grocer walked down to the end
of the counter and laid his hand on a
basket. Here's some green peas over
here, ma'am," he said, huskily, wiping
his eyes after his coughing. spell
Them things you're lookin at there
are wax beans "-Youth's Companion
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1913-10-15
Willie Golfers lest.

1t is beginning to look as though the
funniest lines in the theater are saved
out of the plays and used between the
acts. A few nights ago De Wolf Hop
per got his best laugh by a remark
made during an entire 'acte speech.
And last night this growing fashion
was again Illustrated at the Criterion.
when William Collier, thanking the
audiece, said:
George Cohan is out Of danger"
The audience applauded vigorously,
whereupon Mr.. Collier added:
And has been for a week"
Then the audience laughed.-New
York Times.