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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
WELL DRUeeED.

A doctor was summoned to a polio
station to examine an urconseioui
prisoner. The prisoner, very mudd,
and disheveled, lay on the floor o.
the cell. The physician bent owe
and examined him, and then, rising
said, in loud, stern voice:
E''h This :,---'s condition is not du,
10 drink. Ho has been drugged."
a To.ic-";a2 turned pale, and said
in timid, hestitating voice:
"I'm afraid ye're right, sir,
drugged him all the way-a matter
of hundred yards or more. p
Weekly Telegraph.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28

places sno Characters Of London
Which Great Novelist Made Famous
Are Vanishing Fist.

The day for studying. the London
IF Dickens has gone by. The last
ten years have completely wiped
away the familiar signposts Of Dick
ems land.
The Dickens lover used to End
pleasure in showing people where
Bill Skies and Nancy roamed, where
Oliver Twist held forth and Mr..
Pickwick and his devoted followers
gave ground for the worlds merri-
ment; but even the old streets have
disappeared and new ones have come
IN their place, running sometimes in
opposite directions.
There is more of Thackeray's
Georgian London than Of Dickens
Victorian, though even the old Geor-
gian era has been dented and buckIed
terribly by the modern fat and giant
hotel.
1t is only a few years ago since one
saw Dickens characters at every turn
in the by-streets of London. But
they are very rare nowadays and
when they do appear they attract at
tention in the light Of echoes Of by
gone days. And it could not be 9TH
erwise.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
Is This Treason?

Ol tombstone erected at Fancy
Co. near Hillsvile. w.. is this re-
mars sbie inscription:
sacred 10 the msmnry of Claude
Alien and hrs father, who were ju-
diciously murdered in he peniten-
ti4ry March Is, 1918 over he pr
test f 100 100 cijiz-ns of the State
Of Virginia. Placed here by a friend
auu citizen Of Vlrgisia
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
(, Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
cannot reach the seat OF the disease. Ca
tarrh is a blood or constitutional disease.
and in order to cure II you must take in
fernal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is
taken Internally. and acts directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces. Han s
{, Catarrh Cure is not q Quack medicine. Il
was prescribed by che Of the best ply
.sicians in this country for years and IS
a regular prescription. 1t is composed Of
the best tones known. combined with the
best blood purifiers. acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combina-
ton Of the two ingredients IS what pro-
duces such wonderful results in curing
catarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
+. J. CHENEY & CO, Props, Toledo, O..
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
consIderate Spouse.

Rich Old Husband admit that
you come Of a famous family. while /
belong 10 the newly rich. but Is that
any reason why you should always be
indirectly reminding folks OF that
fact?
Charming Young Wife,? How?
Rich Old Husband-YOu are for
ever talking about your ancestors.
Charming Young Wife-Realhy. my
dear. you DO me injustice. My reason
.or keeping people reminded Of my
great-grandfather is 10 make you seem
younger by contrast.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
MCCraCken Patient.

Nrs. 81, dora E. Clark. patient at
the Western State H,spitzl. from
McCracken county. died of pc lagrs,
aged 81 yesrs. She was born in
Illinois and had be n here about four
years The body was shipped to
Paducsh.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
here's The Limit

With ii,een minutes after he
had saved Lewis Pai,ips from drowI-
ing. William ZIreibry one of the o.
. est cite : Of Toy orsoort, Ky., was
shot AT ~ ed b. the man whom he
had rr,cu 4
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
k.snlna the Hoppsr Full.

There's only one trouble with our
legislature" said Farmer Corntossel
What Is that?"
Too Industrious. IL kin think up
more laws than you could obey in a
lifetime"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
old.Fashlonsd Cure.

Sore throat, Ell? Get your wife 10
give you one OF her old stockings 10
wrap around your neck"
Tried that and IL did me no good.
She haA nothing but these new-fangled
cpenWOrks."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
SURE OF AcoulTrAL.

Magistrate-The case against yot
looks pretty dark, Mr.. johnson.
Mr.. Johnson-That's all right
judge. l kin prove an albino.-
Puck. -G .I -l
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
MADE eY DISSOLUTION.

Mantell-I had no idea that Bank
was worth more than ten millions.
Dunlop-He wasn't until the gov.
eminent dissolved his trust.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
ALL SHE GOT.

"She married him for a homer"
"Did she get it?"
"No. The best he could provide
is fye-rOom fiat on the sixth floor 4"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
ONE OF THE NUMBER.

Jones-Does he belong to the fou
hundred?
Smith--Yes; he's one of tn,
ciphers.-Illinois Siren.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
ITS LOCATION.

"Pop, will you tell me one thing?'
eyes, son. What is it?"
"Are the teeth of a gale ever
found in the mouth of a river7"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
PROPER PLACE.

''Where are you going, my daugh-
ter?"
Il am going to where you said
they had those wash sales to get q
tub suit"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
ONLY RELIEF.

81 shouldn't cry if were you, lit
tie man"
"Must do surfing; | bean't old
enough 10 swear" Punch.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
HIS STATUS.

"My good woman, is your son an
adolescentf''
"No'm he's a cart driver"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
ITS KIND.

81 see where one baseball man gave
another one a hard wsllop."
"Yes; that was a base hit"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
coNTRARIwIsE.

"What a tall man Jsggsby is"
"Yes. and at the same time he Is
always short"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28

The Youth-Don't you think you
could learn 10 love me?
The Maid-Wsit until / see the en-
gagement ring
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1913-08-28
SUSPENDED ANIMATION.

"I'm tired of life"
~In that case, why don't YOU spend
the summer in the country, old
chap?"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1913-09-18

spend the coming winter in Column
bia University ON new book which
he expects to publish next spring
and sumner. This is a sequel tC
the book. The story of Cotton
which Prof. Brooks wrote shorl
while ago, and which has been
adopted in the state schools of North
and South Carolina, Florida. Texas
Utah, Arkansas. Missouri, Michigan.
and New York. and of which fifty
thousand volumes have already
been sold. The book, The Story of
Corn, will show the influence of the
corn growing industry in 1.-THE develop
ment of the Middle Western States
Pc. King. and aIlumnus of Tri-
nifty and now in business in Sam
SCUM, Turkey, has been on the cam
pus recently. He brought with him
from Turkey a Greek who is Turk
ish subject aad who has entered
college as a member of the Fresh
man class.
During the summer months Dr.
w. K. Boyd, of the department OF
History, has published Syllabus OF
Southern and North Carolina His
tory for use in the course given as
History vi. The book will be used
in this course during the present
year and has also been adopted for
use in similar courses at the Uni
versi;y of North Caaolina at Chapel
Hill and.at the State Female Nor
NAL College at Greensboro.
Each day finds the college office
husiiy endaeed in matriculatinG new
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1913-09-18

year and begged the hearty cooper
alton Of all.
The annual Y. M. C. A. reception
to new students was given Tuesday
evening in the East Duke building
eight o'clock. The purpose of this
reception is to bring new students
into closer touch with the college,
the remainder of the student body,
and the faculty. This reception is
one of the most largely attended
gathering held during the college
year. The president Of the 7. M. C..
A., E. L Secrest. and his staff have
planned to make this one of the
most successful and enjoyable oc.
casions in the history of this organ
lZatlOn.
In addition to the above social
event another reception always look
ed forward to each year by the
students of bo:n Trinity College and
Trinity Park school is that given
under the auspices o. the members
of Trinity NJ. E. Church. Therecep-
ton vii! be given this year Friday
evening, September 10. in the audi
forum of the church. The mem
bers Of the church will be hosts and
hostesses 10 the entire student body
Of these two institutions as well as
the students OF the Southern Con-
servatory of Music.
P5of. Z, G. Brooks who ever since
the establishment. Of that department
has been p:ot s5or of Education at
Trinity college left q lew DAYS ago
for New York cir" where h. will
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1913-09-18

students and it is impossible as yet
to tell the exact number enrolled.
However the dormitories were taxed
to their full capacity as early as last
Thursday and a large number are
rooming in private residences. 1t is
certain that never before have such
large percent of old students re-
turned to college, and the Law de-
partment is said to have the largest
enrolment in it's history.
HOLT and STANLEY, Cor.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1913-09-18
THE BIG STATE FAIR.

A personal letter from Col. Jos
E. Pogue, secretary of the Great
North Carolina State Fair, says:
The fair is growing by leaps and
bounds, we have excluded all OBJ
jectionable shows and gambling alb
solutely. This will be our biggest
fair. We have contracted with
Pains Fire Works aud Display Co,
of New York for their great master
piece, The Last Days oflPompeii,
for four nights. We expect people
from across the State line to see it
as they may never have another
chance to see such a spectacle
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1913-09-18
OUR TRINITY COLLEGE
LETTER
Special to The RevieWl

Special to The Review]
Trinity College, September Is, 1913
Sunday afternoon at three o'clock
in the new Y M G. A hall in the
East Duke building Dr. W. P. Few
president CT Trioi'y college, made
the opening address TO the old and
prospective members Of the associa-
ton.
DR.. Few emphasized the import
ance of whole hearted commitment
of ones self in order to attain the
best in life and stressed the value of
grasrint the opportunities and gold
en- moments and forgetting self en-
eiseIy in high endedvors. He urged
HE young men to attend the (. H.
l., a. and 10 cultivate a vision to see
and Il heart 70 dare.
Immediately following DR.. Few's
adsEress, Or. FraHk}i;I n Parker, head
o.. Department o. Ethical literature
mace Il faw fitting remarks in which
he sta,eG that Tie Y. NJ {. A. STOOD
cut pre-eHineni!y for two things:
first, for loyalty a'Id devotion TO
Jesus Christ; second perfect ICvci-
alton of God. DR.. Parker urged all
young men to take a definite stand
keep the 7. M. C.. A. up to its high
standard.
In closing E. L. Secrest, president
Of the association, stated that great
plans had heonma1e for the coming
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1913-09-18
Mexican Smugglers Are Killed In
Fight.

San Antonio, Tex, Sept. 80
Mexican smuggIers captured after a
battle with United States cavalry
men this morning near Alimito Gloss
ing, on the Rio Grande, were led by
Barney Cline, ar American, an au-
tomotlIe driver OF Ell Paso, as he
described himself to military authori-
ties.
Cline and-the other prisoners are
being taken to Garlic Springs, near
where Deputy Sheriff Ortiz was
KILLED Thursday in the first engage
;nent with the band.
Residents of Garlic Springs, 40
miles rom the border. fearing an at
tempt at rescue BY Mexicans from
across the Rio GrandS, today tee
graphed Congressman Gamer at
Washington, asking ttt"t he endea>-
or to have troops sent there as guard
UHtll the prisoners are lrlad.
ruther details Of the battle this
morning placed the Number of dead
Il two, with three seriously wound
81 and Il captured.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1913-09-18

David Rones and Son are on the
Norlhern markets to purchase q line
OF jewelry, etc. for their store On
North Main street.
Leonard BeaVans-Stamey Co. has
4 change Of "a in this issue on front
sage Il will Tav you TO heed what
is sal
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1913-09-18

The time is getting short, therefore
you must work diligently from now
On if you expect to win the Pony and
Outfit.
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1913-10-09
TALKS ON TEETH
BY
Orian Hedrick, D. D. S.
We Can Fix 1t

Don't be continually bothered with
the toothache.
Come to us and let US FIX that an
noying tooth. Don't let your teeth
decay from lack of proper attention
when you can have them attended to
as reasonable as we do. Come to US
and have your teeth given the proper
attention. ALI operations made pain
less by the use of nitrous oxid and
oxygen. The scientific administration
of nitrous oxid and oxygen has met
with the more remarkable favor in
every case.
The word scientific" does not In
dictate a difficult or a complicated
way, which is much easier on actual
occurance than would appear from
the reading of any given set Of rules.
The proper way or rule, very simple
way and the results are infallible.
The only point is knowing how. Don't
trust yourself with inexperienced
entists.
Dentistry In all its branches are
practical IN this ONCE.
.Alvefor work q speciality. plates
made guaranteed never to drop IN the
mouth.
Look for name ON door before enter
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1913-10-09
YARD cLERks STRIKE.

Springfield, Ohio, Oct. 9.-The
clerks in the Big Four yards are on
strike. The men quit their employ
ment because the company refused to
increase their wa ges. The men were
receiving $50 per month and were com
PEELED to work every day in the year,
and they claim that their wages were
far below those received by men on
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1913-10-09
SHIP LOAD on HOOD.

Dublin, Ireland. Oct. 9.-The relief
ship loaded with provisions furnished
by the British Trade Union Congress,
in aid of the Dublin Transport Work
ers, has arrived, and been distributed.
The value of the food was $25, 900 and
was unloaded by. the strikers and car
ried to food sheds where it was dis
tributed to the hungry strikers, each
Of whom received package Of rar
tinan weighing EWaat4 Rounla.
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1913-10-09

other railroads engaged in similar
work Prominent Big Four officials
are filling the places of the striking |
clerks, it having been impossible to
secure men to fill the vacancies. These
men on strike are unorganized.
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1913-10-09

WILL CARRY 1T UP.
San Francisco, Oct 9-Judge Sea
well recently handed down decision
in favor of a certain publishing COM
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1913-10-09

attorney is preparing an appeal 70 the
decision rendered by the judge TO the
District Court Of Appeals.
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1913-10-09

|pany's contract for city printing which
had been awarded before \he strike OF
the Press Feeders occurred. The city
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1913-10-09

pany in the matter of the 4atter's ap-
phcation for a write of mandate To-
the mayor to sign the COM
Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1913-10-09

Every Sherman Garment inspected gdy and then offered
for sale with ABSOLUTE INSURANCE against defect Of
lgument quibbIing delay.
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-08-27
LOCAL ODD FELLOWS
VISIT RATION LODGE

Thirty members OF Trinidad
Lodge No. !. Odd Fellows yesterday
afternoon went TO Ration. y. NJ.
whcr. they conducted the ceremony
Of comforting iodg. jewels upon eight
members Of the Ration I.ods. No. ..
TIL. Trinidad delegation wen, In u
special ear attached to regular No. p
aud returned early this motnin'.
Following the ceremony III" local
Odd Fellows were entertained at u
sanau.t ut the Scabcrg hotel. The
jewels ar. given 10 hos. members
who have been In good standing In
III. order for - years or more. Those
who received Jewels w.r. \. 1"lf. w.
=. D.In.r. \. l.. Lud~iff. q. u. Hili.
William Shields. W. J. Howell. II. ~.
Craig and c. r. Houston.
The Trinidad Odd Fellows were
treated royalty In the Gate City and
u number of them addressed the bad
gucf. Those composing the Trinidad
delegation were Thomas Mciienry.
J. c. He'll. ch-nowcth. r. l.. Jnmi-
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-08-27
>S:ociaI Affair S
& LOCAL FUNGI 1ONS &
"a AND SOCIETY," NEWS III
AND SOCIETY NE W s

IN IN honos. u Aiss Harrtett jamie
son. who leaves tomorrow for Fort
Collins where shs, VIII attend school
this winter. and her sister Anna Ma
son. who leaves soon for fsyetts. No.
where she will attend Howard Payne
College. The house Was prettily dec
Grated with profusions Of sweet peas
and nasturtinms. The afternoon
Was spent In play Ing bridge after
which . sumptaous two course lunch
eon WAS served. The guest list tn-
eludcd the Misses Harriet JAn,ieson
and Anna Mason aud the Mesdsmes
Oscar Samuel. Roger sherman. Geo.
Cherry. Ernest Zooiler. Willie Nc
kenna. and tho Misses Mary Hen
drick and her CUES, Grace Kidd Of
Lttt!. Rock. Ark. Kate aud Gladys
Brans0n. Pauline and Elsie JAMESON
Lois ktnK. Laura Rose. Mary Olive
Sherman aud CUES, MarsceiIa Hohi
OF Colorado Spring.. Helen Ros~. Sa-
rah Hufford. Hazel and Alice Thorps
Laura MeRorcy. Rachel Allen. Nell
Abrams sad spss, Glsdys Smart Of
Fort Smith. Ark. Ruth Clark. Elsa
Richter. Gertrude and Clara Wight.
Evelyn and Dot Sanders. Anna
Thompsopfsc Glaze Marty. Helen Wal
ker. Lillian Fox. Anna Nelson who
Is n guest At the Mason home from
waisenburx. Elixaoeth aud Agnes
Babcock. Margaret Logan. NorInc
King and Louise Halloran.
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-08-27
o and .erupulously observed.

70 anu trrupuIOuoly Oue~rsco.
SO I'D Security given for nm early
and free election In which all will
agree to take part.
So tcb The consent Of General
Huer,a to bind himself not to he a
candidate for election as president Of
the Republic at this election.
So Cd The agreement Of all par.
ties TO abide by the results Of the
election and cooperate In the mort
loyal way In organizing and support
Ing the new administration.
THE government Of the United
States would be giad TO play any
part In this settlement or In Its ear
ryinx ont which. II can play honor
ably and consistently with intcrna-
tionai right. II pledges itself to rec
oxuIx~ aud In every way possible and
proper 10 assist nthe administration
chosen aad set ur In Mexico In the
way and on the conditions sussested.
Taking all the existing conditions
into consideration the government Of
the un!ted States can conceive "
no reasons sufficient to Justify those
who are now attempting 10 shape the
policy or exercise the authority Of
Mexico In declining the offices Of
friendship thus Offered. Can Mexico
give the civilized world a satisfsc-
tory reason for rejecting our good
officca? II Mexico can suggest any
better way In which to show our
friendship. serve the people OF Msxi-
co and meet our international obli-
cations. We are more than willing 10
consider the suggestion.
MFR. Lind executed his delicate
and difficult mission with singular
tact. firmnesx and good judgment.
and made clear to the authorities ut
the City Of Mexico not only the pur-
pose Of his visit but also the spirit IN
which 1t had been undertaken. But
the proposals he submitted were re-
jected. in q note the full text OF
which I take the liberty of laying be-
fore you.
II am led to believe that they were
rejected partly because the author'-
ties at Mexico City had been grossly
misinformed and misled on two
points. They did not realize tho
spirit Of the American people In TIL,
matter. their earnest friendllness ant
} sober determination for some just no
luton for the Mexican difficulties
and they did not believe that tn,
r present administration spoke through
Mr.. Lind. for the people Of the Unit
: ed States.
r THE effect OF this unfortuna;
5 misunderstanding on their part is t,
: leave them singularly isolated an,
!. without friends who can efftctuall.
: aid them. So long rs the misunder
: standing continues We can onl
await the time Of their awakening
o to n realization of the actual facts
I We cannot thrust our good offices up
G on them: the situation must be give
: little more time to work itself on
h In the new circumstances: and be
: lieve that only a little while will h
: necessary. For the circumstance
II are now. The rejection of OIL
d friendship makes them new and vii
: Inevitably bring its own alteration
: In the whole aspect Of affairs. TIL
actual situation OF the authorities d
$ Mexico City will presently be re
vealed.
{ Meanwhile what is 1t our duty t
: do Clearly. everything that we Il
: must be rooted in patience and don
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-08-27
HIS DISTINGUISHING MARK

Ono day ~, city bnnl: received
the following messaGe from one ~
its country correspondence: Pay $25
to John Smith, who will call today"
The cashiers curiosity became s',s-
picious when a cabman assisted into
the bank drunken fare who
shouted that he was John Smith and
wanted some money. Two clerks
pushed and pIloted the boisterous in
dividual into a private room away
from the sight and hearing of regu-
las depositors. The cashier wired
The chronicle=news. (Trinidad, Colo.) 1898-current, 1913-08-27

son. W. Jamison. J. o. Packer. Ed
Hover. j. =. Doian. Croft. Teeear-
den. W. o. sherman. Fihkic. MeCas-
key. Williamson. Johnson. a. Ras-
COVER. Kinney. =. J. Muiiis. Thomas
Hnw'on. Buchanan. Giil~ynn. &. i.
Upton. Ferris. John Huxhx. Chris
Knver. j. G. Shy. Ed Butler. Kyle. O.
r. ToizoIn. Summers. Drake. Prosscr.
Hey.