davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington times., 1913-06-27
Luckier.

rIY YOw did you find the roads up
around Jingieville Cornsrsr'
asked Biikins Of sisthers-
berry. who had just returned
from a motor trip.
oh. wasn't particularly stuck on
them" said Slathersberry.
Really" said Bilkins. well. ] guess
you're the only man that wasn't was
stuck on 'em for Q whole day last
year."-Harper's Weekly.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27
One on the Lawyer.

- GORGE CLARK, a negro min
strel, on one occasion. when
being examined as a witness.
was severely interrogated by a
lawyer.
You are in the minstrel business. l
believer inquired the lawyer.
"Yes, sir" vas the reply.
rs not that rather a low calling?'
Il don't know but 1t IL. SIR" replied
the minstrel, but IL is SO much better
than my fathers that am rather proud
Of it
The lawyer fell into the trap. What
was you fathers calling?" he inquired.
He was lawyer" replied Clarke, in
a tone that sent the whole court into a
roar Of laughter as the discomfited
lawyer sat down.-San Francisco Chron-
tcle.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27

"aG piano, In3keoo OF oeiu8 ~
arsts ana distinct fnstrumsnt
Invented or made by . certain
man. 10 really IN evolution
Centuries ago thers wss . rude IN
strument composed Of . wooden frame
with wire strings stretched across II
This instrument was not played upon
II was hung on the trees for the wtnds
II was named the Aeolian Tyre. aftsf
Aeolus. who was supposed to b the
god Of the winds. wealthy men had
Aeolisn Tyres hung above their eouchss,
% the playing OF the wind would
Soothe them to sleep.
That instrument vas Improved UPON
and finally came the harp. Then. from
the harp came the harpsichord, which
was the father Of the piano. The
harpsichord was . harp In . woodsn
case. Instead Of having feit-covered
hammers to strike the strings. a. In .
piano. IL had quilts. This made q tiny
sound. but II was the best accom-.
plished for almost three hundred years.
The hrst real piano was made In Flor
ence by a man named ChristofoYi. In
17oe. II you will opsu your piano yo1i
viii hnd that II 10 q harp-shaped iron
inltrument put into . wooden case.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27

II is with regret that we advise P. NJ.
b.. tr.. and others so inclined. that var
iations Of the Il should worry" pleasan-
try are one OF the 4l9 brands OF humor
that this column refuses to consider.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27
Yes.

G. 8. X: Look here. sir. there are
TWO open cars on the Mt Pleasant
line. There is one that I Just miss II
I leave the house At sos. and one that
just miss II leave at $40. Which
do you take' Also. where do you gel
on?
CURLY.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27
CURLY.

On second cogitation. We have known
brown-derbied gentlemen who were
right decent chaps. Yet We own to a
dislike for the maduro fedoras, chiefly
because those who have them wear
them all summer. and never remove
them when sitting in front Of US at ball
games.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27
THE SUMNER DAYS.

The summer days, about this date,
Are practically here,
And Jokes on fish aud "liquid bait"
Suruse the atmosphere.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27

'of the Common Peepui.
Mr.. William H. Severson, author o.
"A Satire on the side-Door Car" and
other poems. published N this column,
should look to his laureis. Else he
will be succeeded a. columnsr laureate
by Miss - (name withheld BY re-
quesp. who is introduced to readers
today via her stirring lyric:
CHILDHOOD HOURS.
As look back over my childhood,
And all the good times I used to have
then.
The tears choke up my eyes,
For I wish I was . child again.
I never had anything to worry about
From one days end to another.
All had to do was to run around,
And get In the way Of my mother.
When school was out We would organise
games.
And play all the afternoon.
Or else 20 into the woods and pick
flowers,
Which were always In bloom.
How fine 1t was. when We got thirsty.
To drink out Of the old tin cup;
But . person doesn't realize how nice It
Until after he or she has grown up.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27
THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH
WHILE

WHILE
W. O.: The grease that the car
companies spread on the tracks; my
white shoes after juxtaposition with
said tracks: our hallrus after 1 walk
across It,"
G. H. c.: To get that razor strop
that you have been wanting for six
months. and then have your razor slip
and nearly cut the strop In two the
first time you use IT,"
The Washington times., 1913-06-27

Explanations OF the term column
conductor continue 20 biplsne in. The
latest is an emaciated attempt to link
II up with a train Of thought.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27

And G. II. G.'s credentials for Dex-
terity Club membership: Ability to turn
the page OF a newspaper on an open
car travelling at full speed.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27

TT is pleasant to be able to say"
Observation-Disclosures Congressman sere-
no E. Payne. that in these years Of
service have made the acquaintance Of
30 many fne men," Mr.. Payne tells only
part Of It. He IL acquainted also with
the Congressman who owes us Sls.45.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27
Speaking of June Weddings.
CFrom the Times.

CFTom the ''TImes.")
- in the award Of a contract to A.
Phimister Proctor. the New York sculp-
tor. for four bronze bufaloes which will
decorate the bride at a cost to the Dis.
trict OF s24,5
The Washington times., 1913-06-27
THAT
WaA .so,rrt,s,es . k,nSt srtAe okAe-

THE DISTRICT COMMISSION.
ERS.
Throughout the weeks that Just
have went,
We've daily gone through the
PAPERS
To find out if the President
Had named the Distcommission-
The answer always mas the same:
"His mind is open on the case;
He's been too occupied, to name
The men who'll manage this here
place."
But finally our good liege lord
Has grdtifed our dearest wish;
The lengthy vigil meets reward
He's settled on the Distcommish.
And yet, when all is said and done,
What is the diff to you and n,ea
What is the diff to anyone
Who the Commissioners may bes
The Washington times., 1913-06-27

The Climbers. presumably. awoke thi
morning with a double-headache.
The Washington times., 1913-06-27
Learn One Thing
Every Day
s.-THE PIANO.

0HE piano. instead Of being . ~
arste and distinct instrument
Invented or made by . csrtatD
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

ward Wright Circumstances bring
Wright into the Wilton home. where
ne falls boz love with Ncru's sister.
Alice. one night whom he and AliU.
had arranged tor secret clopemcn,.
vera, entering the room as the cou-
pie are leaving through am omen
window, is discovered by her hus-
band. The result s two broken
hearts, therefore jealousy h. am evil,
and not AN advisable way OF Keeping
a imam interested.
The second love STORY is between
Kathleen o'Connur and Charley
Harrow Kathleen ls little Irish
girl who believes tha the man she
will marry must know The Irish his-
tory Thoroughly. harley kunAt
nothing OF Irish history, so Kathleen
attempts to teach him. To keep
Charley Interested Kathleen uses On,
simplest OF language dress and at-
lions Charley is attracted 90 hcl
by her simplcnyss -u 10 b. shown
that the simplest ruh attracts th,
man Of the world and keeps him u.
tcrestcd.
ln the love stor, u.tWeen Lcsura
and shooters. the aud"pcc finds Chat
upuusitior Go % man vCnity make.
him only the moro Interested in tht
pursuit of tho one thing upon which
he pIidcs himself r,atCr than Hl
| else. During thc 5000 rs Skeetcrs 30
very proud of his ability 60 toll stur
les. but ID isn't until AMOR an orisina
system g. employed that Skecteu
sIpessdg la Getting f.Hura 10 lHuuh
An of this love is Don The Rosary
ard with "a competent cast present
/ ing q the play De- worIh attending
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
THE ROSARY" AT ELKS'
THEATRE TOMORROW

Every woman thinks sh, knows
how TO keep alive tho love OF he
husband Wonder if the girls in
this city know thut urt' sometimes
o. o. said thoy don 81 ans rto.
they will know after they witness %
Performance OF "Thc Rosary wh "h
is coming Co the Elkg thoater next
Tuesday December o.
lu "Thc Rosary there are thra
distinct love stories The principal
love affair ie that of Bruce and N0r,
Wilton This husband ANA Wif" l'tr
each other with their whole heart
She o. dcyout woman rui ho Do 20
born atheist, Being man of Wuca
business interests Mr. Wilton ucF-
locts h.r home, ana Ncrn resorts Co
the groon-oyod monster to bring her
husband back to her she begins q
filtration with % man named knn
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES WILL
BE STAR AT SAN DIEGO

san Diego. Dec schumann-
Hcinl has taken the occasion OF her
visit to her San Diego home to make
what may ho termed official am
uouncem, nt that She iR nos only go-
ing to appear at The san Diego expo
sition in 1915. her but that her chill
dren. AN of whom ave residents of
san Diego. win exhibit az the expo
sltion something they have raised ou
the Schumunn- lcink ranch. at Gross
mont which Is now really o. suhurb
of san Diego. as the city has grown
until Il has almost surrounded the
iunch
wouldn't % Dec just wonderful "
something my children have raised
would win prize at the san Dice"
exposition schumann- lieink said TO
the exposition officials. when she
made the announcement The great
singer seemed 90 think that II would
Doe one OF the biggest achievements
her children could possibly make. "
bv chance some of tho choice grapes
or oranges or lemons or maybe
olives produced on the Grossmont
ranch should ha prize winners ut tho
grcnt exposition for her children
really operate shp ranch. and the
winning Of such prize would Boo IN
tho nature or testimonial as Go their
personal standing us horticulturnlists.
As the Spn Diego exposition s. go
inc to specialize to large extent In
/ cxhihiis of agriculture ana horlicul
/ turc. end methods OF Irrigation and
ICrv farming as applied 90 lands az
Itho Pacific coast ftutcs tho officials
assured schumann- Ucnk that ia
would certainly Doe AN achievement "a
/ Doe proud of to win On prize Zoo tho bic
connection iu these limos That VIII D."
len during the exposition.
] Red Bran and shorts. Si.00 soc
pounds. cash price. T.. ". Fee.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

Chiruro. Dec Wheat prices
turned upward TODAY n response to
reports that rnm was again Interior
ing with the Argentine harvest TIN"
market opened l.9c Co 3-SI I g.
hiphcr and subsequently made % FUR
thor ascent
The cloeo was steady UNCHANGED
tu l-Nr up.
Cold weather tended to hasten re-
,eipis gave scthack to the corn
bulge prices opened unchanged 90
a-ic lower aud displayed uo H'gn of
uur Important rally
weakness continued throughout
tho session closing prices were at
decline OF t-2N 5-Nc 90 Lie net
oats held steady Wheat strength
sr,mcd to nouiroli2c tho effect at The
corn weakness.
First sales of provisions varied
from saturday nights towel 20 Z lee
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
The Markets
Wall Street

u BS Icast'd Wire go evening Herald
Now York. Dec. ST.. Sentiment iu
'ihc street was more cheerful today
Pine change in feeling was attributed
hicfly Go improved conditions in the
'moury market ou Wall streets csti.
.mnto uf the probable attitude of the
Washington administration toward
|rorpofatiuus. Emphasis was placed
ou statements attributed to the at
toruoN general th8t enforcement of
the anti trust lHW would ho undertake
'u Wherever ppssiblo without re-
course Go tho courts
The strong showing of tho banks in
Saturday. statement WAS followed by
an easing of money rates, rall funds
renewing to-day ut per cent. Sew
Haven WINS weak throughout the
age iu pctaa,r met Of fNS2 600 ~
fcu 2a-N to within o. fraction Of its
recent luv record sugar dropped %
points to lo3. tho lowest sine, 1908.
points tu 1903. tho lowest since 1905.
Tobacco shores vcr, bid mp Wig
uruusly.
Ponds were irregular
The markot closed steady bcn.
nIiN Z. ZOO lItflNNH IfIINI 'Ni.If.- '''I ID tIN'
hardening Boo money rates were ultl.
mlt,lN .hprEnd hF th, vigorous mark
ing up of Canadian Pacific. This
stock rose over Q points ON revived
iumurs of increased dividends
standard shares showed more
stclducss at tho lower range Cont
there was 90 display cot weakness
among low priced udustr'alH whici
HuN, recently advanced
DECLINE iu cistrru TRUNK liu'
shurcs lrd go pressure elsewhere
which Increased ON the unfaNorihl
month";" copper figures
rho more important sto.Ns close
us follows
AmNgamatod 90 i-S.
Sugar lO2 t-N.
Atyhson 90,
Northern Pacific 100 ia.
Ruding 1913 l-N,
o southern Pacific N1i
Union puciuc, is3 i-i.
Steel. 20 3-N.
Strcl preferred. tO5.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

Ncw York noc. The statement
90 th copper Producers association
for November shows au increase ln
stocks ON hand ct t5.3Ga.oi7 pounds
compared with tho previous month
Stocke ON hand, December ar.
lrcratod t7929.i29 pounds ngainr,
92. 5GG.3S2 pounds ON November a
,car ago the supply wus approN'-
matcly 5000. 600 pounds
Production during November WAS
less by about 5000 0e0 pounds than
u tho pryccdiup month and domestic
dcliyori.. fen or l9.5lG.>G2 pound
while forciru demand showed ahou'
10 SEQ OpO pounds
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
I,nnsn. CIV LiNc-lncI..

kauHts CITY. Doc N. ltnrH re
rcipis 5000 Market toe higher.
BUR-. s7.ioH7.75; heavy. S7.Go0 $50.
packers and butchers. f7.5OT 1.T5.
lights $1,000 40. pigs $4,000 .0o.
Cattle Receipts $1,000 Market
steady Primo f,d steers H9.2r.
dressed b,ef steers. 81 o0HS.15. west.
crn steers sG.oO07.Tf. southern
steers g. 50n-."5. cows ft25@ 20.
hclfora SG.uoe'9.O0. Hociiors aud
Feeders. $4,000 100. bulls si75"
z 90. culN,s sG.5Ud TO- ga.
sheep Receipts 10000. Lambs
t725n 100. yourlIugs f'.5o0 G.Tt.
votNcrs Sl5o05.50i owes $1,000
I-I
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
WEEKS RECORD IN
LOCAL REAL ESTATE
Warrant Deeds.

surety Investment Co, To- Polly l..
Cordaro. sot s., block l3. pcrca add
ton. Sl50.
slmonu s. Gurulo and husband to
sam Grafo. lots 40, "a. block "a, Pc
rca addition. ST.
Anto. CaudclarIa. ct al 20 Rafael
Candolsria. piccc land ~ Candclurias
precinct s. $500.
Jose D. Maldonado and VIE 60
Grunsfcld Bros. piece land in Cam
oncitu dol sabine and y k of 81 Ia,
Sec ~. To -. Il. IS $500.
Moore Realty Go. 60 Rafael Gar
| ella. east roo feet lots !, 2. blocN g.
Bnca addition, $500.
Felipe TruBllo 90 al Co pedro Cha
voz Moline, piece land In Bcrnaii'i"
county. S1oO.
| Commissioners Deed.
Commissioners Chiilli grant Co jose
IN MMdonado, piece land Do Canon
otto del Sabine.
Quit-Clnlm Deeds.
Edward Strasburs and wife 90 SOL
Roos. lot 10, block 81, y. NJ. T. Co.
addition, Sl0o.
Ben Althcimcr 90 Sol Rohs. lot 10.
block 80. N. ~ z. co. addition. $lOo,
Trust Deeds.
Elfcpo Vacd and wife to First Save
mss Bank and Trust Coz Eve pieces
land lu precinct 81, 5000.
Robert Jones 90 s. L. Martin. IT.
lotto. block q, Eastern addition, $500
Rarapl Garcia ana wife 90 Elizabeth
T.. May east 100 feet. lots g. %, hlo .l
Z Baca addition $500.
G.. A Ellcr and wife To- G.. g. Mar.
dorr. Tr. lots 800. 20. o., block lG, Pc
rsa addition. $4,000.
Harry nudge aud wife Co Cans RIOS
crs, rr.. lots !, o, 3, {, block q, Parn
addition. S12f55.
L. $. Hayden and wife To First say
nps Bank and Trust 60. lots .. 10
block 49, Reynolds addition. $500
Federico Pcreu to r. a. Gurulc, TT
rl,c, land BOO Albuquerque on Fourtl
street $500,
Releases.
j. Romero. srsriU Goo j r. Scott
and wife lot g. block &C. lluninl
! Uishland addition
A. g. Martin. IT,. to Minnie \. Sc
der. lot block no. Eastern addition
j. NJ Moore IT. to Alma. Naughr
IT ,.r lots O. @. @ block Humcro adj
ditiou,
j Romero shorr to g. A. Euc
and wife. lots au. 80 '- block I'D
pprou addition.
j Romero, ehrr0 to = 90. NoW
comb 90 al, piece land De- rguri'o.
s. vs.. Savings Land aud EuldIu
association 90 Raymond craft nu
|, wife.
70. q. Jana. Tr. Co y. o. sawyer au
wife lots !, D. %. a. n o. addition.
Miscellaneous.
Z Articles OF incorporation ui TN
| Gold Range Mining Co. Geo. "
Smhhs VIM. D.. Gray and VIM. I
| kohlcr, lncorporators
Receipt - Buzhco GO J. A. skin
nor. tVo ponies harness and wager
Party Wall AgroomCut-W ~ Fu
o trcIc ana =. Low. ct al. lots 90, 4
block a, a & T. additno.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
PRESERVED BODY OF
FATHER IN ALCOHOL

Paris Doc. ST. Hector Granct an
obscure scholar living at Viyerols. in
The AuNerne. conceived the idea ui
in alcohol the corpse 81 his
dead father. This eccentric ace ap-
p,8rs 90 have supplied the touch
which was necessary 60 transform his
ohscurity into prominence NJ Gran
ct Oh now the celebrity OF Niverols. u
haas since been discovered that his
stuiios are worthy of some notice ANA
che Franrh government has decorated
him with thc Academic Palms NJ.
Ganct 1lso has prepared glass
rooted coffin similar to that Tor his
fathcr which ls one day Go receive his
owu hody for similar preservation.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

Washington pee. IS Cotton siuuul
prior Goo December amounted co. =" -
Usf TOO running hHlos. Including Na.-
200 round halos ana C1'1l bales of
s,l rurI cotton tho census bureau
announced this morning
Gmiur Dos states Alabama 300
NNN. ArEnusus. 7S9.O3N. Florida -
500. Georgia eoCI7a2. Louisiana,
eio.uSC. Mississippi 955.5NN; Nurth
Curoliu1 G2a.7tG; OklOhomn 7C1-
Ia9. south Carolina. 1,tG1.l37, Ton.
uc.IoD. 9UiIu2. Tcyue. 3.57l33l; 9th
60 rutDg >r.7G2
Guuuga of sea island hv states.
Flurida g22u7. Georgia 3iNIa.
South Carolina. 800
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
The Mctais

New York. bee N.-L"Hd quiet
XiU5ull5i London % los
sucltcr quiet S51o'a.9o, London.
e.
Copper easy; standard spot and iu-
lures not quoted; olrclroiyue, $li.oo
U tit5.
Tin weak; spot ana December $37-
50m3GI5.
Iron quiet So. 4 northern, Sl'.a5
al5.55. 40. @ Northern $4,000 To-
800; So southern Sl5hnW 1850,
40. I Southern soft $500" 1860.
London markets closed as follows
copper FIRM spot 60 los, futures,
90 los
Tin steady, pot l12; futures, t7a
U.s. cd.
cleveland warrants, t9s Gd.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
The Money Market

Now York. Dec s. can money.
fru, 4 3-tWG per cent
Time loans, easier; co days 5m p
per cent; go days, 5n5l "a per cent
SIS months, t3-fm5 per cent
Mercantile paper q 1-21C per cent
Commercial bills SiS01-2.
Bnr silver 5S lee.
Mexican dollars. 3 l-ic.
Government bonds. tirm railroad
bonds Irregular
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
STTuATION WANTEp.

YOUNG man good health, appear
unce aud ability desires employ
mCnt Ia city. Address Box ~, Her
aid.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

have been several heavy falls OF SNOW
in tho mountains
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
WANTEn HELp-Female.

sH~sNf-s-sf-~f-~fe 49,
WANTED Woman for general house
work good wages W. ". Bauer.
5iO kullcher ave. or Alvarado phgr
macy.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

office man desires
position. Address Bscs s. ueraM
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

Native Whent--Thc Hest. PER i00
pounds. si,S5, cash pii,~. Ph0na 10.
You may pay the driver. y. ". Zee.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

Mr. Christian is gaining steadily
AZ Dick Deadoyo ho Is the real thlns.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

Tho Young folks OF tho chorus are
working hard 10 perfect the songs
md dances a. piuafOtr.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

hirhrr but ar,ctWard reacted under
thc irfluoncc of corn.
Wheat Dec. SIS l-Nc: May. nl 3.fc.
Corn ucc. ne, May 7O3.Nc.
oats Dec 80 7-Nc. MAY. 81 3-ic.
Pork Jan. $20.92 f-2; May. S2i.05
IBrd--Ian- S1O.77 -: May Sill
O7 l-2.
Bibs-jan. St0.g7 12 May Sl1.20.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

Chicago boz s. Hogs Receipts
a. 900 Market strong. Toe above
saturday. uvcras" Bulk S7.7OM
30. lights. $1,000 1855. miXcd. 81 30
NT.+5. hooVy &7b5m 90; rough,
AZ 55m 10. pics, S5.5om7.i0
cattle Receipts 25.00O Market
steady Co zoe lower. Bcc'c~. SG.6j n
. 20. TcNus steers. $GG5m 10; west
crn steers S5.9oG 7.75, stockcrs and
feeders ftS0mT.G5. COWS and hcif-
err. S330uS20: calves SG.50H II 90
sheep Receipts 900 Market
steady Sauvc, s. o0m5.S5; Western
| 50 OO0I.iO. yc1rlings $500 $50
/ lambs. native, SG.So07.7O; western
60 9On7.7u
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

MONEY TO LOAN on salaries and
household furniture sundays n
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

~.e-f~e~ree~e.s ~ 49, ~
MONEY TO LOAN Money advanced
10 railway and other employees on
salaries or household ecOda without
removal. Union Loan CO., over First
National Rnnk.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
WANTED TO BUY

WANTEp-We buy Oh gold ana sll-
yer iewelry Rennetts iib s. end
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08

Rcd bran and shorts si.00 100
pounds. cash price. T.. ", Fee.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-08
LOST

~
LOST Black frame Johnson bicycle
with tool chest Reward for re-
.un Phone Cos.
The Prescott daily news., 1913-01-16
PIANO WASN'T REALLY HURT
But the Scotchman Admitted "She Slipped and Broke Some of the
 Front Teeth"

A great house warming was talk ing place at the Dougal-M'Dougal's place. Thdre was game to hunt, ghosts to ditto, and good food and wine withal. There were bagpipes and haggis, dancers and singers. To crown all, Dougal-M'Dougal had or dered a 200-guinea piano from Lon don. He went up to town, but de- cided not to take it down with him. as it was too bulky. Instead, he had 1t sent down. When he finally re- turned he asked his trusted retainer If the piano had arrived all right.
 "Weel,' the former replied, she's as rlcht as ye cud expect. She slipped as she was ganging tae the hoose, and broke a few of her front teeth, but canna think she's really hurt"
The Prescott daily news., 1913-01-16
WOMAN AS CENSOR.

N The three commissioners govern ing Birmingham, Ala, under the new regime, found themselves entire ly too busy to heed the insistent ap- peal of the various woman's clubs that the moving pictures exhibited in the city be carefully and continu- ously supervised. So they appointed the private secretary of one of the commissioners to act as censor. Her duty requires that she see every new play brought into the theaters, and exclude whatever, in her judgment, od'ends.
 So far the plan has worked we'll, and the new censor declares it is rather a rest to her to visit one a day, going at the noon hour from her busy ollice.-From the Delinea- tor.
The Prescott daily news., 1913-01-16
MODERN MORALS.

Bishop Wilson of New York said the other day that the morality of New York politicians was not all that could be desired
 "ln politics, as in some lines of business" he continued, "the remark of the very cynical young woman holds true.
 80 you are going to marry George at last she said to a friend. What is he like?'
 "'He is the most upright, high minded, honorable fellow in the world was the enthusiastic reply.
 Goodness, my dear,' said the cynic, you'll starve to death.' '"- Washington Star.