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Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
Cleveland Defeats Senators to [.

Washington Aug 11.--Geveland got away to tan early lead in the opening frame today. and with Mitchell pitching alright ball Washington never dangerous, the visitors winning to l. Neither team scored after the first until the ninth when Hughes went Pitch for Washington after Schaefer had batted Engsl He shit hard, and before Cleveland had been retired four had been scored of him. Mitchell let up in the ninth two two hits a single and double. let Washing ion escape shutout. Leibold started the game with a double and scored on Chapmaa's single. The lateer was moved to second sacrifice and SCOT ed a moment later on a single by Lajoe. A double. three singles. a base on balls and error netted Cleveland four more in the ninth. Score:
 CfovoT,rd Washinftnu
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

Close races are the rule in the Southern, New England, New York state and Federal leagues, American association. The standing in the Southern league yesterday showed Mobile 61-4S and Montgomery 6o-44. Indianapolis is just a few points in front of Cleveland in the Federal league.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
xsTIcNAL LEAGUE sTAHDsHa.
Plttshurn and clnolrlnatl Rreak Eyen.

Pittsburz. Aug. 11-Plttsburg and Cincinnati broke in todays double header. Ames held Pittsburg to four hits in the first and Cincinnati won to by punching hits off Camnitz in the first inning. The locals had it in the second. win ming 13 to l. while Adames held Cincinnati to three hits SuggS driven from the box in the fifth inning ot the second game when Plttsburg scored six eight successive base hits. including two three bacgers. Herbert. a recruit from Portsmouth in the Virginia State league finished the game
 Cincinnati the first Game with two out in the first inning. when MaTsans tripled, Hoblitzell bit home and Dodge doubled. Singles by Miller and Mitchell and error by Berghammer gaves P1ttsburg ias only in the ninth. Scores.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
NORWICH BULLETIN, TUESDAY, AUGUST l2, 1913

Thursday afternoon. These teams have met twice before and each time the hospital boys were defeated so that Thursdays game will without doubt be fast one. Pickett and Chase will probably form the battery for the Hospital boys.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

King Cole, who was fined by Mana ger Hinchman of Columbus for argu- ing with an umpire, declares he will skip to the Federal league. Several big leagues have been looking over Coles pitching.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
MONEY.

New York. Aug. 11.-Money on call steady. If ? 1-2; ruling rate ? 1-4: last loan 1-2; closing bid ? 1-4; last loan 1-2.
 Time loans steady; sixty days 1-2 3-4; ninety days 4 1-2 six months , 3-4 6.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
COTTON,

[ New York, Aug. 11.-Spot cotton quiet; middling uplands 1900; gulf 1925; sales none.
 F'utures closed steady. August, 11.6o;
 September, 11.27; October, HOS; No- vember, 10.97: December 10.97; Janu- ary 10.S7;' March. 1097; May. 11oS
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

The price paid for Maisel, the star Baltimore infielder, puts him in the
 class with Marty O'Toole, Chappell | and 'Rube MarQuard.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
New Enoiand Lcauue.

At worcester-First game: Worcester 10. Lynn 6. Second Worcester 8. Lynn z.
 At BrockIol-Brockton 5. I'll River 6
 At Lovell-New Bedford ,. Lowell 2
 At Portland-Portland O. Lawrence g. Forfeited to Lawrence after six innings.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

1 Jake Stahl, Roger Bresnahan and Harry Smith, now managing Newark, are slated to handle the reins in three major league clubs, it is stated.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

Unofficial reports state that Evers of the Cubs, Dahlen of Brooklyn and Callahan of the White Sox are to join the ex-managers' association.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
EASTERN AssocsAr,an srannlna.
White RIanksd Planfsrs

New London. Aug. 11.-Steve White had the locals at his mercy today. and the New Haven team won by the score of to Q. Abercrombe was hit frely. The New London team had several chances to score, but White always ti-htened and held them safe. The score:
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
riaars Irim Rsd sox Aaain.

Boston Aug 1l.-By winning from Boston today, 6 to 2 Detroit made it two out of three victories for the series. Leonard was wild and the visitors innings Cobb's two hits drove in three of De troit's runs. Dauss pitched 8 good game being especially effective when on the bases.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

There must be some little discord among the Giants when the manager narrowly escapes annihilatton at the hands of his players.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

Red Rorty is booked for a job as umpire in a. faster league next season. The New England league thinks he IS a wonder.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

Last week was a busy one for the Cubs when they disposed of Mitchell Reulbach Richie, Overall and Good.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
BASEBALL AT PLANT FIELD. NEW LONDON,
Tuesday, August 18th New London vs. New Haven Admission 25c- Ladies Free. All admissions to Grand Stand 25e
RortY Has Police Escort.

Portland, Maine, Aug, 11-Umpire Rorty was escorted from the field by a squad of police today after he had forfeited the Lawrence-Po Portland New England League game to Lawrence in the sixth inning. While the crowd surged around him he was struck on head but not seriously hurt Lawrence was leading at the time to 8. The trouble started when Hickman of Portland was declared out for interfer- ing This out completed a double play which prevented Portland from scoring the tieinG run.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

Concerning these uniforms the Wa terbury American says: Whether George Cameron's Pouter Pigeons are nosed out or not in the race for the flag, it's about time he treated his play CTS to a new set of uniforms, or have been wearing these long years.'
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

Score Dy iuniaxs- Chicago ..,... ........2 $ O-3 Philadelphia .. 70 0 0 c 0 *-S
 Two base hit. sehan=: three base hits McInns, Baker, home Bode.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
BASEBALL NOTES.

Muggsy says that Merkle and Math- ewson must cut the golf game.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
uU LuIIit
 Cincinnati.
Pittshurg.

Score by innings- Cincinnati ..... ...1 6 0 O. Pittsburg -. .......O 6 ? #-13
 Two baes hits. Miller. Byne: three bae hits, Will son 2 Mitchell
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

The two year old colt Thornworthy, by Axworthy, 2.15 1-2, out of Scott Hudson's good old race mare, flaw thorne, 2.06 IA, recently took a record of 2.21 3-4. and in Kentucky is looked upon as the making of great futurity trotter in his three, year old form.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
GAMES TODAY.

American IeaguA Cleveland at Washington. Chicago at Philadelphia St Louis at New York
 National Leaaus. Chicago at Boston.
 Eastern Association. New Haven at New London PittheId Tt Meriden. Bridgeport at Hartford. Waterbury at Springfield.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
Boston,

Totals, s5 F 27 ls | Totals, 30 27 F Detroit ...... ....o 0. 2 ? 0 2-6 Boston ....... ........0 0 0 O-2
 Two bsse hit Speaker; three base hits. Engle, Cobb
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
WashinCton.

~BHttsd Tor Encel in Eth,
 s*Batted for Hughes in' eth
 Score by innIrks. Cleveland ...-.......2 q 4-e Washington 70 . Q q Q 1-1 TWO base hits LeisoId Grane- Mcbride.
 All Stars to Play Hospital The state hospital team will play the All Stars at the hospital diamond
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

First Baseman Konetchy and is willing to give Merkle and Wiltse in ex- change,
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

Bill Powell, who has banged about the National league and the American association since he left Springfield has been sold by Kansas City to Mill waukee. Bill was never quite good enough for the big ring, though a star fu the association
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

It is understood that Manager Mo Graw is dickering with St. Louis for
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
YANKEES SINK $e,ooo
 IN YOUNG TWiRLERS
McHaIe, Pieh and Cooper to Have
 Chance In Majors.

New York. Aug. 11-Not content with spending $12,000 and giving two regu- lar players for Inf1elder Maisel of Bal timore, President Farrel of the Yank- ees has invested .$9,000 for three minor league pitchers.
 Pitcher Marty McHale, formerly with the Red Sox, was purchased from the Jersey City club for $60O0 today, and will report to Manager Chance tomor- row. McHa1e, though a member of a tail-end club has won more than half of his games this season, and Manager Schlafy of the Jersey City club says he is now ripe for a return to the big leagues. The Red Sox originally took him from the University of Maine. He was traded to Jersey City in the spring of 1911, along with several other play CTS, for Pitcher Bedient
 Farrell has also purchased Cy Pieth from the Dayton club of the Central League for s1, 800 and Paddy Cooper of the Petersburg team of the Virginia League. He also cost $1,500.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

Two base hits Rolling Waters; three base hit. Baumgardner; sacrifice hits Kerr 2; stolen base. Rolling: double plays Rock to IreIan to Spencer. Rock to Spencer: left bases. New London :. New Haven 6; first base balls. of Abercrombie ]. of White first base errors. New London l. New Haven struck out by Abercrombie 5, by White ; time. 1.4e; umpires. LaniGan and McPartlin.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
PittsfeId Trimmed by Meriden.

Pittsfeld, Mass. Aug. 11.-Meriden trimmed Pittsfield to today when the Electrics played listless ball. Fin negan was away off color and most of the visitors runs were gifts. A rally
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12

Score by innings-- St. Louis ..............1 " New York ............. 3 0 0 *-6
 Two base hit. Johnston: three base hits. Caldwell Cook; home Pratt.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
n the ninth netted Pittsheld one run.

Meriden % eoos1o CA 12 Il Pittsfield 001 00 0 0 1-2 10
 D. Smith and Vandergrift; W. Smith and Wendell.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
MONDAYS BAsEBAL RESULTS.
International Laanus.
INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING.

At Baltimore-Montreal 2. Baltimore G. At Providence-BuffaIo 10. Providence 6. Other clubs not scheduled.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
Pittsbura.
Cincinnati.

fBatted fer simon in sth. **Batted for Camnitz in Sth.
  Cincinnati ... .......2 0 0 6 0-3 Pittsburg ..... ......O 0 0 0 1-1 Two base hit. Dodge; three base hit. Marsans; home run. Hoblitzell.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
JEWETT CITY

Reception for Alexander Murray Mackay, Following Public Organ RecitaI-Chimney Fire Quickly Ex- tinguished
Norwich bulletin., 1913-08-12
Larned Enters Meadow Club sinqIes

LaThed Enters MeadoW Cfub Singles.
 Southampton, N. Y, Aug. 11-Billy Larned, the Nestor of the American lawn tennis courts, has decided to test his game out on the turf courts of the Meadow Club here He is one of the 75 players who were drawn this morn ing for the Meadow Club singles cup which was won by Nathaniel W. Niles of Boston last season. The seven times holder of the American national chairmanship title is in the lower quarter and meets E. B. Condon in his first match. It is Larned's declara- tion that if he can show sufficient improvement in form here he will en- ter for the national tournament at Newport. It is his expectation to compete in the doubles with Beals C.. Wright, who was his partner at Long wood.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1913-08-02

ting me INTO an asylum There would
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helm The only witnesses to my sani
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AZ they aew b.. but Il gradually grew
darl, and could hardly make them
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name Of a ph!adelphia suburb. but ]
could not BE- sure
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cold bur did not dare to move. lest
attract their attention
We began 10 rush past foes u
houses and knew Ne were agproA, l..
inp city Then sadden, tie train
slowed down ana stopped 3ith cry
nttle warning a. If it Intended to
halt only second and then bury ON
There was platform on one side
of the train but Wc were oar beyond
The carshed. for our train WAS long
could not climb over tie rail to The
platform. for was sitting on The side
away from the station. and would have
had 10 pass the car door In order "a
do "a. should hc sure to be- seen
on the other side were great
many tracks separated bv strong
p.cket fences as high as the car plat
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1913-08-02

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must be = desperate character shall
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m, u.,- looking 40 At th- windows
aua talking abopt geeplnr close
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house
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,her exe,tedlv
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loown you so lHue She lifted her
even rua OF a wonderful love light
ana She was elorined to him. all mean
lv dressed though She was The smooth
Madonna bra.ds around the shapely
head covered by the SOFT felt hat
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az LesLif q fualAek

rahsshad tAisy from Tte g-'f.s' nlllo,
ina. West HauitD avenue, aaa en- - -
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1913-08-02

,3a he state .Aek-poi aud draw
l.7~. SIC 500
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Continued tomorrow 3,
viii Relieve Nervous Depression and
Low Spirits

The Old Standard general strength
ening tonic. GROVES TASTELESS
chill To- ,, arcuses the liver, drives
out Malaria and builds up the system.
A sure Appetizer and aid TO digestion.
soc.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1913-08-02
The Mystery
of Mary
Ru Grace LIVINGSTON HIN Lutz
Author Of

,uthor Of .Amerca Sehulcr. "Paacoe Dcae'
'.Dauu ol the Morning. Etc
Illustrations by Ray Walters
L.nnAriaLn lAl2 hA j |. LnnmcoIt ComnanAl
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Younger! Try Grandma's
Recipe of Sage and Sulphur
and Nobody VIII Know.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Hair Remedy" You will get
large bottle for about SO cents. Every
body uses this old, famous recipe, be-
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair. as 1t does it
so naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at time; by morn
ing the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger.
ADV.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27
Great For Your
Liver and Bowels
Young and Old. Male and Female. oil Sing the
Praises Of Hot Springs Liver Buttons
Make You Feel Fine In q Day.

Don't fool with Calomel or Salts or
harsh purgatives that act violently, many
times injuring the lining of the bowels,
and causing serious illness.
HOT SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS are
mild, gentle, yet absolutely certain. They
always act blissfully on the bowels and
never fail to unclog the stubborn liver,
and compel it to do its work properly.
Physicians in Hot Springs, Arkansas
prescribe them because they know that
there is nothing better they can prescribe.
Take HOT SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS
as directed and get rid of constipation,
dizziness, biliousness, sick headache, sal
low, pimply skin. They are a fine tonic,
for they drive impure matter from the
blood, make the bowels and stomach anti
septic, and give one hearty appetite. All
druggists Is cents. and money back if
they are not just what you have been
looking for. Sample free and 100 of 1900
testimonials from Hot Springs Chemical
Co.. Hot Springs, Ark.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27
w. N. u, HOUSTON, NO. 47-1s1s.
First Aid for Love,

The beautiful Lillian Russell, as
everybody knows, is first-aid expert,
and recently bound up in Paris the
wounds of Theodore P. Shontz.
At a dinner in Pittsburgh young
architect said to Miss Russell:
Il understand you're first-aid
sharp. Will you please tell me what's
the best remedy for broken hearth"
ITO be sure!" replied the actress.
You must bind up the fracture with
gold band, battle with orange blossom
water, and apply plenty Of raw rice.
The cure is guaranteed"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27
The Other Way.

Donald Macmillan, who is to mar
ry Marie Peary, the snow baby is
an extremely temperate lad. Hence
his success as an explorer"
The speaker, a member of the ia.
nous Philadelphia Geographical so
ciety, smiled and resumed:
Macmillan has no patience with
drink victims-no patience either with
them or their excuses. l once heard
him say to a sailor who had sue
cumbed:
"'No, no, SACK. He who says mis-
fortune drove him to drink is putting
the cart before the horse"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27


label showing
O the
TaNele Chli
debility
Mothers and Pale sicky Children Removes Biou~es without
blood Tonic and
without Guaranteed
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Airman's Dream.

Esnault Pelterie, one of the best.
IVA aviation experts. is Of the opin-
mat the day will come when COM
cation between the earth and the
and stars win be possible in
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27

More Blind Males Than Females.
OF blind people eleven are men, II
every nine women.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27
The Reason.

There are no barber shops for
women"
mo, they show they are only for
the males by the fact that they are
postmarked."
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27
WHY NOT THE BEEFSTEAK?
Theater Goer Who Did Not Care for
Candy Thought He Was Within
His Rights.

When the curtain went down after
the first act, man in the seventh
row took a package from under the
seat, and, opening it up. disclosed a
large beefsteak, a knife, fork and
a plate. He started to eat it in the
customary manner, when one OF the
ushers tapped him on the shoulder and
said:
Pardon me, sir. but we don't per-
NIT that here"
why not?"
Its against the rules"
did anybody ever do it before?
You'd better find out what the rules
are"
The usher was nonplused and went
away to get the manager
What do you mean, sir, by eating
that beefsteak here7 You will have
to get out
The man got up and proceeded to
go out, doing up his beefsteak care
fully.
IL 10 OH AI6HI, VI Souioo, nO ooio'
"as long as you object, but"
He waved his arm around where
numerous young ladies were gorging
themselves on candy.
You don't object to those people
doing what they want. l don't care
for candy myself, and considering how
rotten your play is, l thought my
favorite food might sustain me
through the next few acts. Good after
noon.''-Life.
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Misunderstood.

whenever Kate asks her husband
if he will give her some money, he
gives her assent"
What? Does he give her only
penny at time?"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27

His Contribution.
What will you put down on our
contribution list, Mr.. Jones?"
my foot, sir"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27

Not Getting Anywhere.
What sort of platform is this can
didate running on?"
Il think it's treadmill."
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27
COLDS & LaGRIPPE

or 6 doses 666 will break any case
Of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe;
it acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not gripe or sicken.
Price 25c.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1913-12-27

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma'
tion,allays palmer wind cole, sc bottle-AH