The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-08-14

The runner for the turnkey ana uSner
says he is sick man. Yes, kinder thought
something was the matter with him long
about meal time.
"Suds, laundryman- in-chief, has been
on the sick list the larger part OF the week.
He is able to be about now, but is not feel
ing the best on earth.
Capt. Masch and r. j. Henderson, of
the Irvine department, are away on their
annual vacation. Well have some fish
stories pretty soon now.
Heard good one on Guards Glennon
and Barron and Supt. Williams the past
week. Don't dare print it, but ask Guard J
Rutherford for particulars.
A part of Guard Bells crew has been
busy the past week digging manhole on
Main street. Going to put one OF the
water plugs in cold storage.
VIM. ]. Medlam, Superintendent of con-
struction at Horticultural School, St. Paul,
in company with Mr.. VIM. Armstrong
visited the prison Saturday.
Night Engineer Chichester, of the Old
Prison, accompanied by his wife and few
friends were interested visitors Saturday.
Didn't see no cigars though.
Miss Ella Dupins, of the front Office
force, left last week on her annual vacation.
In company with her mother she expects to
make tour of the Great Lakes.
Mex has missed his calling. He says
that if he only possessed hand organ and
a monkey it would be, so long Minnesota.
Has anyone, one for sale, price ne object?
Dublin Accent! Now where under the
sun did you get that from, Uncle Johne
We've tried every nationality in captivity
on him, and all have gone down to defeat.
Superintendent Williams says that Ben
Olson is not safe man to go automobiling
with. The Supt. tried to get out of the
car, and was run over by the aforesaid Ben.
The new hose carts have been rugged out
with hose, etc., and are now ready for
professor brought down to act as fire
chief.
From what one can see of the farm from
the inside, mostly hill with a cornheld
thereon, one is forced to believe that
'tcorn on the cob is only few days
away.
Eighteen automobile loads of visitors,
from the St. Paul Automobile Club were
visitors here the first of the week. Messrs.
Elfstrom and Fitzgerald acted the role of
usher.
Uncle John says Steward Deragisch lis
experimenting in the manufacture of soap.
Yep, the Steward is some experimenter
all right. Awful glad it is soap he is tack
ling though.
Messrs. Henderson, Bourne, Schatz and
Ross were at the State Fair grounds this
week making preparations for the various
exhibits. Oh, yes, young Rosing went
along as water boy.
Landscape Gardener Newell is on the
jump from morning till night. He has to
spend part of his time at the old prison
and he says the job does not furnish much
chance for loafing.
Capt. Alexander received card this
week from former Guard Kenney. He
mailed the card from Boston, but says he
is not feeling very good. Who the thund-
er could in Boston?
"School days, school days, dear old
fashioned school days will soon be upon
us once more. If you go to school this
winter it will do you no harm, and may do
you heap of good.
Ordinarily you would take Assistant
Deputy Warden Backland for peaceable
man, but when you see him hiking through
the kitchen with an axe on his shoulder
we'll it is about time to move.
Guard Piculell has charge of warehouse
during the absence of Guard Glennon.
This is Mr.. Piculell's old stamping ground
and he says he feels right at home. Guard
Sederberg has charge of shop H.
Cement work. on foundations and foot
ings were completed Monday night on the
farm machinery building. With 40 bad
luck it will only be few more weeks until,
the brick masons will be on the job.
Can you bet it? Looking in the dining
room the other night we discovered a full
blooded Sioux Indian, Negro, Mexi-
can and Swede all sitting at the same
table. No, they were not holding CAB
fest.
Sad, but true, gentle reader. You will
have to get along without Apache +"
corner for awhile at least, or until he real
ICES that mistakes are liable to occur in any
paper. No printer, if he is a printer, is
going mutilate man. copy out Of pure
meanneSS.
Mr.. Robertson acted as escort to party
of visitors at this institution Friday. In
the party were: Mrs. Robertson and daugh-
ter, Jean; Mrs. VIM. Gross and son, Arth-
ur; VIM. Swedberg and Miss E. Hinkle.
The latter is with the corrugated Reinforce
ed Bar Co.
The great pedestrian, Mr.. Weston, ac-
companied by his daughter and travelling
companions, were escorted through the in
stitution by Warden Wolfer, Friday. Mr..
Weston does not look TO be A man who