Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1913-03-06

no doubt, that II he had chance
a the genuine Miss Annie Lightfoot
he might be more successful in his
suit than he was with the bogus article.
"And you, Solomon, said the sheriff.
may pass me another quarter section
of that pie. This scamp of deputy
stole about half of that last batch
"'It was the town marshal spoke
up the deputy, in sef-defense. L saw
him do it, by golly.
: land Brother Highfield, you carve
me another slice off the tenderloin of
that chicken, if you will, said Brother
NARROW, i have found, in doing min
isterial work, especially where one has
been exposed to considerable outdoor
exercise, that there is nothing so in
vigorating to the inner and outer man
as well-cooked barnyard fowl
"I suppose you will be at the
Bourland school house next Sunday,
Brother Marrow, said the sheriff, Il
admired your sermon last fourth SUM-
day on the proper mode of b.
"'I did too, interrupted Solomon
Wiggleford. l think he knocked the
black out of the subject. / never was
much on going down into the
"'Uncle Duke interrupted Nell,
'Zeb and will take a little wedding
excursion up to see you next Sunday,
if Zeb's knees are in proper shape,
and we can go to hear Brother NARROW
preach.
"'Do, Nelly, replied the sheriff.
Keep his knees well saturated with st.
Jabob's and come ahead. My son Kit
can entertain Zebulum in any manner
he wishes, from running a foot race
to playing marbles.
land Brother NARROW, again spoke
up Nell, it you have not already Sc
lected your text for next Sunday,
please use this text: Baptist Revi-
sion) "And certain young man jour
neyed from far country, fell among
riotous officials and became famished
lOl uiSdu. Auu ii ld'n WOulu nave
filled his gastronomic vacuum with the
shucks and cobs that the swine had
left over. And he said,. Il will arise
and go to my wife's father And it
came to pass that his wife's father
saw him coming afar off and ran to
meet him, followed by the Younger
-n, nd tho uonpnor cor, C.iI GDOn
what about the fatted calf?' And the
father said, son thou hast been good
boy and hast stayed with me always,
and hast devoured many fatted calf.
Go, therefore, and kill the latest in
the herd. Bring also robe to put on
him; for, behold, thy sisters husband
hast fallen among riotous associates,
his knees shaketh with fatigue, his
legs waxeth stiff and the robe thou
lentest him to get married in is in tat
tiers and he is ravenously hungry"
81 think, Nell | said, Brother
MARROW will find that too long text
| for one discourse. Here is one | think
will suit him better: Baptist Revi-
sion) "And Rebecah looked and behold,
Isaac was coming to meet her, riding
a camel And Rebecah said unto her
uncle Lemon and to his men servants,
Mount your dromedaries and hike you
back home, for | must just fly! fyp
and Rebecah flew"
"Both of these texts. interrupted
Brother NARROW, are favorites of
mine, and am glad you have both
been reading up on the later version,
which, think brings out the meaning
more clearly and adds much to it in
the way of beauty of thought and
simplicity of construction. However,
while was down on the river thought
of text which / think | shall use at
Bourland next Sunday, as l believe it
will suit greater number of my con-
gregaton. The text is this: Baptist
Revision) And Phillip said unto the
eunuch, What must l do to escape the
underworld? And the eunuch pointed
out the scripture to him And as they
journeyed along, behold, they came to
place where there was much water,
And Phillip said unto the eunuch,
WHAT'S to hinder me from being i'm
mersed, here and now?' And Phillip