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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-01-03
BLUE MONDAY.

~ O..
(From the Chicago Journal)
Of course everything has gone crook
ed,
AS crooked as things can well go.
Of course deepest gloom is your por-
ton
And storm clouds are gathering
low.
You're filled with deep, dark disap-
pointments,
In all the world there's no friend
Your trouble will surely o'erwhelm
you,
They never will come to an end.
Your grocery bill is a corker:
Your note is past due at the bank;
They're going to foreclose on the
homestead
Unless you put up with a yank;
Your automobile has grown balky,
The kitchen roofs sprung great
leak,
And there are nine thousand more
troubles
Of which you would Just love to
speak.
When things seem as bad as they
can be,
Just lay all your cares nthe shelf.
There are some folks worse off than
you are;
You should be ashamed of yourself.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-01-03
ALL DRUGGISTS
Elected Treasurer of LOckhart Mills

William Anderson has been elect
ed treasurer and manager of Lock-
hart Cotton mills, succeeding Alfred
Moore, resigned. Mr. Anderson has
been connected with the Lockhart
Mills for several years as assistant
treasurer. He has thorough knowI-
edge of the mill business and is we'll
equipped to discharge the duties of
the office to which he has been elect
ed.-Spartanburg Herald.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-01-03
Accepts Spartanburg Call.

Spartanburg, Dec. 30.-Dr. E. A.
Alderman, pastor of the Fourth Ave.
nue. Baptist church of Louisville, Ky.
has accepted the call rendered him
by the First Baptist church of this
city. A telegram announcing his ac-
ceptance was read to the congrega-
tion yesterday.
DR.. Alderman succeeds DR.. L. M
Roper, who accepted call to the
First Baptist church in Petersburg,
Va, several months ago. He is a
cousin of DR. Alderman, president of
the University of Virginia.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-01-03
College Remains at GreenvilIe

Columbia, Dec. 30-The board of
trustees of Chicora College, meeting
here tonight, decided not to remove
the institution from Greenville to
Laurens. This action was sustained
by the vote of the Presbyteries can
vassed tonight.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-01-03
IRRITATING COUGHS.
DISTRESSING, DEPRESSING col DS.

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Owing to a severe cough and lung
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months" writes Lewis Chamblin, of Man.
chester, Ohio. ''Two of the best doctors
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115 pounds. DR.. Kings New Discovery
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81 am an old lover of your most valu-
able Godsend to suffering humanity-Dr.
Kings New Discovery writes Jennie
Fleming, New Dover, Ohio, E'for it cured me
of dreadful cough of three years standing.
1t was so bad that would cough until I
would be speechless, but, for the quick relief
of your wonderful remedy gave me, it's
worth more than all the remedies ever used
before"
Thousands have been helped in the same
way, by DR.. Kings New Discovery. It is
not new medicine, but one that has been
used effectively more than forty-three years
for the cure of coughs and colds Your drug
glst will refund your money if DR.. Kings
New Discovery does not help you. Start
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ALL DRUGGISTS
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-01-03
Thanks to Santa Claus.

Dear Santa Claus:
l was very glad to get the nice
presents you sent me. You gave me
the very things 1 wanted.
Many thanks,
Margaret Pittman.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-01-03

The Oregon Agricultural College
will teach poultrying with moving
pictures. A picture of the hen get
ting a move on would be something
like it.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-01-03

When meeting woman these days
with Mrs" affixed to her name, it is
the part of wisdom to learn if it is
present or past tense before inquiring
too particularly about her hubby.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1913-01-03

All men are equal at the altar
that is none of them count for any
thing.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22

Clarence Knowles, E. F. Mayberry and
Tommy Atkisson it is rather remark
able that she should still be able to
qualify six players in the first thirty
two in a field Of one hundred and
eighty players composed Of the best
golfers in the South.
On the afternoon Of the day of the
qualifying round Louis Jacoby of the
Dallas Golf Club, set a record for
the Montgomery course in a practice
round, which If l do not miss nv
guess will stand FOR many moons,
when he did sixty eight.
F you will study his score YOU will
find that with the exception of the
NTH, where he got a three, the sixth
where he had a two and the eighth
and tenth, where he had threes he
had no specially lucky holes and even
these were the result Of his taking
only one putt to the green. On the
other hand he might have cut off a
stroke at the seventeenth as It IS easv
to reach this green with an iron
Here is the way he did the round
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
BY Left Hook.

THE game was duh and dragging
There hadn't been a real hit IN
three innings, the Crackers were
having an easy time and the press
box yawned.
Say. you fellows Some day I'm
going to spend an afternoon in the
bleachers and get a good story" re-
marked the youngest sport writer
The dean OF the press box reached
for the ice water bucket and took a
deep draught
$50 am /" he returned. I've been
going to do that some day ever since
Father Chadwick invented the game.
SO have the rest Of US. But we never
did"
But the new guy thought It over,
anyway. And next day he let a sub
sttute keep score and he went to see
what atmosphere and local color the
bleachers could furnish.
T HE hardest part of the undertake
ing was TO persuade the bleacher
S"ht' ~ E'h-A AAAtAN 81 pass W as an rs AAt
The gateman looked at It in deep Gu
riosity
First time I've seen one Of them
newspaper tickets" he remarked
finally III It's good, why don't you
go To the main gate and get the
shade. hey? Oh. an right I'll take
a chance. It's your funeral"
Two surprises awaited the sport
writer who visited the strange terri
tory beyond the shade. one was.
The bleachyr crowd is just like the
rest of fanGom and quite as Wei be-
haved
The other.
The small boy described i'm the fun
NY papers as baseball mad Wasn't
there. That Is to say. there were only
three Of him And school had been
over "a week
The atmosphere was there. in goAs
And Il was torr.d. The wsE-hngnn
June sun was doing its hes, TO melt
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
DAVE FOULS
PLAYED WHEN
4 YEARS OLD
By Chick Evans.

n AVE FOULS, one or five golf
/ ing brothers, was born in St
Andrews and began to play
golf when but four years old. The
first club he ever owned, or used,
was dinky little midiron, and he
says that he could play as well with
it as with his whole kit up to the
age OF ten or twelve years. It was
the custom Of the better players at
st, Andrews. whose circumstances
were not very flourishing, to turn
professional. So Dave, who was an
excellent player, followed the pre-
vailing custom and found his first
employment at Kingdom. a club IS
miles from Edinburgh, and about 20
miles from St. Andrews.
Dave Comes to America.
In 1898 Dave won the Kingdom
medal against great array Of en-
trants and the next year he won the
silver medal By this time he was
considered one Of the best PLAYERS
In the country. In the meantime
Jim FOULS, an elder brother. who
was the professional at Chicago
Golf, asked Dave to come out and
help him. Accordingly, on March 49,.
1896, Dave sailed for America and
was employed Immediately on his
arrival at Chicago Colt. where he
has been ever since. This is a re-
markabie record for a professional,
for men Of that trade are given to
roaming and frequently change clubs
many times in q single decade.
Father Comes, Too.
In 1899 Dawes father came to
America and has since made his
home here. Mr.. FOULS. Sr. is a
bearded, picturesque old man with q
strong attractive Scotch accent He
is very active and rarely misses a
Gay in the shop.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
ENGLISH POLO TEAM WILL
TRY FOR TROPHY AGAIN

NEW YORK, June 21.-Tba+ thar
VIII be another challenge for the
Westchester polo cup from England
Is certain, according to the news
floating around Westbury and the
Wheatley Hills to-day. The def NAV
come for next year, If not then. II
viii be made for 1915, for a certainty
The cup must come back" is a
watchword that has taken hold of the
minds Of English polo players and
just now polo has never been so pop
ular in the old world
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
Atlanta t.: J.. Golfers Showed Well at Montgomery
Tichenor Reviews SOther Golf Championship

match that he thought he was gone
at the seventeenth hole. When Block
quilted for two on this hole the ball
all but dropped into the cup.
How It kept out" said RUDE, 81
don't know. 1t looked like 1t was
down all the way to me-"
Had this putt gone down It would
have ended the match.
GEORGE Adair drew Gunter Wat
~ kins Of Chattanooga, in the first
round and lost to him two up and one
to play. Now Watkins has only play
ed in two Southern Championships,
but he is a conner. Prior to the tour
nament at Montgomery he had been
burning up the Chattanooga course
and they had a strong hope that he
would win the Southern. As It was
he won his first two matches and then
lost to Jack Burlington. After losing
his first match Adair dropped into the
losing thirtytwo Of the championship
division, where he won his first two
matches with ease and defaulted his
third match to Scott Probasco just
before holing putt on the fourteenth
green for a win OF the match as he
knew 1t was impossible for him to
stay until the end of the tournament.
Probasco then went on and won this
flight.
Dowdell Brown met Bob Baugh in
his first match and won easily to the
tune of five and four. In the second
round he met Reuben Bush and al
though he gave him a hard fight was
beaten at the seventeenth hole.
7 HAD little trouble in my first
match which was with H Jerni-
gan Of Montgomery, winning from
him six and four I then ran up
against Jack Selden, Of Macon. Jack
and I have met before and we have
always had the closest sort of matches
and this one was no exception to the
ruR. AS in our other matches the
full eighteen holes were necessary to
determine the winner, 1t was a match
in which luck cut no figure and he
won because he played better golf
than I did. This match evened us up
on matches Won and lost
W. H. Rowan won his first match
from o. H p Nicholson on the four
tenth green and then lost his second
to Nash Read, Of Montgomery, al
though he was around in seventy
eight. After losing this match Rowan
dropped into the second flight which
he won by playing the best golf of
any man at the tournament In his
match with Martin Condor It took a
seventy-five for him to win on the
eighteenth green. Against r. H.
Brooke he had a seventy-two. In the
semifnal against G. ". Fooshe he
was seventy five in the morning round
and seventy three in the afternoon.
In the final against Charlie Hardy he
was seventy three in the morning but
did not finish the afternoon round as
the match was over at the sixteenth
hole. In these five rounds he was on
ly three strokes over par His round
Of seventy-two was the best round
made in the tournament and the Sec
ond lowest score made by any one en-
tered in the tournament during the
week.
WHEN it is considered that the
" Atlanta Athletic Club has with
in the last two years lost by removal
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
TINKER MUST CUT TEAM

CINCINNATI. June 21.-With
the acquisition Of Ames, Devore and
Groh from the Giants and Red Mel
son from the Phillies, Manager Tin
ker, of the Reds. will have to scatter
some chaff in order to get within
the limit of % men.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
NEW YORK RACE SEASON
COMES TO EARLY CLOSE

NEW YORK. June 21.-Raclng IN New
York for the present season viii close
with the Saratoga meeting In August, IL
was understood to-day In handling the
Shane bookmakinE case the Court Of
Appeals did not render a decision inter
preting the law, but dismissed the case
on technicality, and the racing inter-
ests have decided not to take fun ad-
vantage Of the ruling Of the appellate
division.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
MIDKIFF'S INJURY FORCES
CHANCE TO KEEP DERRICK

NEW YORK, June 21.-The trans
fer Of Claude Derrick, infelder of the
New York Americans, to the Roches-
ter Club Of the International League
mas been arranged by Manager Frank
chance, but Derrick will not join the
Rochestcrs just yet Chance has not
flied Manager Camel that Derrick
will be retained pending the recov-
cry Of Midkiff. The latter was in
jured in d recent game.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
GRIFFlTH MUST PAY RErs-

WASHINGTON, June 21.-ClarI-
Griffith is 500 poorer as the result of
being benched in one Of the Cleve-
land games. He had bet $50 suits of
clothes with Walter Johnson and Raw
Morgan that he would not allow It to
happen to him all year.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
ELMER STEELE PLAYING FIRST.

EImer Steele, the former tWirler Of
the Red SoX, Pirates and Superbas,
Is to play first base for Poughkeep-
sic, His pitching arm has gone back,
but he expects to hold his own at
first base.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
ARCHER NOW 30 YEARS OLD.

CHICAGO, Ill, June 21.-Jimmv
Archer is beginning his third decade
of the thing called life. He is a mem
Der Of the thirteen club" having
been born on May 10, 1888.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
By Tick Tichenor.

DY L ltN L lC1lCllOls
7 HAVE been asked many times
since the Southern Championship
at Montgomery the early part of
this month why the Atlanta golfers
did not make a better showing?
Now as a matter Of fact the show
ing made by the Atlanta players this
year was the best they have ever
made in any Southern Championship
with the single exception Of 1910,
when this event was held in Atlanta
and was won by F. G.. Byrd
There were practically one hundred
and eighty entries in Montgomery and
OF this number Atlanta sent fourteen
and eight of the fourteen qualified in
the championship division. With the
single exception OF Birmingham,
which had nearly thirty players en-
tered, eleven Of whom made the
championship division, Atlanta quail
fed as many players as any other
city and more than ten of the four
teen clubs represented at the touna-
ment.
Of the sixty-four players who made
- up the championship division Biz
mingham had eleven; Atlanta eight;
New Orleans eight; Montgomery
eight; Macon six; Dallas five; Mem
phls, five; Nashville four; Chatta-
nooga two: Pensacola two; Little
Rock one; Knoxville one; Augusta
one.
If, however, the championship flight
had been composed of thirty-two as
in former years Atlanta would have
led as she had more men to qualify
in the first thirty-two than any other
club. The dope Of the qualifying
round shows that Of the thirty two
lowest scores six were returned by
players from Atlanta; five from New
Orleans; five from Macon: four from
Dallas: four from Birmingham; three
from Memphis; three from Montgom-
cry; one from Pensacola; one from
Augusta; one from Chattanooga; one
from Little Rock; one from Nash
vile.
And II the old order Of only thirty
two to qualify had been used this
year instead Of increasing it to sixty
four there would have been quite a
number Of those who have always
been considered as sure to qualify in
the championship flight, who would
have failed to do so. AS II was AL
bert Mallory and J. w. S. Rhea both
failed to make the sixty four and If
it had been only thirty-two then E.
w. Daley Smith Cullom. w. P. Ward.
Leigh Carroll, Dudley Weaver and
Jack Darlington would have failed to
qualify.
Nov in the team match. which was
played between teams of four
players from each club. Atlanta fin
ished third among the fourteen teams
entered with a total Of three hundred
and twenty eight which was eighteen
strokes better than they did at Chat
tanooga in 1912 and which was three
strokes better than the Audubon team
of New Orleans did last year when
they finished second.
In the matches it is true that they
lost. but so did everybody else ex-
Cept Nelson Whitney.
In the very FIRST round Hamilton
Block came within a hairs breadth
Of upsettinE all of the dope and beat
ing Reuben Bush As it was he fore
ed BASIN % go an extra hole TO win
from him Bush told me after the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
Bleacherites Just Regular Folks
Fabled Small Boy Not On the Job.
the rosin out of the pine planks and
batting All in the effort.



batting All in the effort.
II ALE way down the slope sat the
widest fan in the sunshine sec
ton. He appeared about tifty-five,
his black suit was shiny at knee and
he looked very like a bookkeeper who
has been hunting trial balances until
IL p. m. for the past 80 years, or
ever since he left college as first hon
or man and started out TO make An
drew Carnegie look like piker He
yelled at everything from a foul tip
to triple. Conversed animatedly with
the frs, baseman about quarter
Of a mile away and proved his in
tenton Of getting a full quarters
worth
T HE three small boys had gravl-
tated together TO a seat as close
to the arena of activities as they
could get Each was an expert on
baseball They had the batting av-
erages, pitching records and family
connections of PLAYERS past ana pres
eut at their tongues tips. and dis
courseed seriously and wisely Of the
wisdom of Chance, the puRuaCity Of
NCGraW ana the ability of Mr. Cobb
OF Georgia. There isn't a sporting
editor i'm the game who knows half
the dope the youthful trio displayed
At the remote end Of the ble4CherS
SAT the culored contingent. so strong
They made little noise but there was
display of shining teeth whenever
anything happened. The sport writer
recognized "a couple Of club walters. a
barber and the manager of we'll
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22

Simply locking the fingers be
hind the head, throwing elbows
back and moving head backward
and forward is an excellent
muscle-maker, easy as it looks.
Try it.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22

WHEN it is considered that the
w Atlanta Athletic Club has with
in the last two years lost by removal
from the city or resignation such good
golfers as +. G. Byrd, w. f. Weinz,
c. H. Strong, ]. A Ellen, H. G. Scott,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22

Building has been my business for years know what
am talking about when say with that tired feeling that
generally rundown habit be built up into
with punch
It won't him for medicine, but my prescription
may prove harder take than the compound that
from behind prescription counter There just few
words of it.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
Joe Bean Shows How He Builds Up Muscles OF the Neck
n These Movements Viii Put Size Larger Collar on You

First in series shown right Next move
ment left Below right IS the bridge, easy
ceent work for strengthening the muscles it must be
done every day. or it is of
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22
WOES Of WAHOO
IN BUSH LEAGUE
TOUCHING TALE
By Innis Brown.

AUTHORIZATIONS Of a Bush
League Manager, or the Diff
6cuI+v NJ DpteatFnp Er,,t,,,..
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-06-22

wv many times this year have you stopped greet fri
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-12-24
Lopez be. Se,aledUt
DESPERATE SLAYER OF SIX TO
BE HELD PRISONER TILL
AFTER CHRISTMAS.

BINGHAM, UtahS Dec. 24.-1r Ra-
fael Lopez, slayer Of six men, is still
in the UtaE-Apex mine, where he
took refuge on November %, lie Is
securely5sealed up andwill be held
prisoner there until alter Christ.
mas. Not a sound has come from
the mine since December IA, when
heavy bulkheads were erected in the
tunnel mouths to prevent IL dash for
liberty
Although Sheriff Smith, now in
charge OF the man hunt. was conf
dent today that the Desperate is in
the mine either dead or alive, many
believe he escaped shortly after the
smudges were lit on December / for
the purpose Of asphyxiating him and
that the mystery Of the mine will
not be cleared until the workings
are searched for the gunman.
Other than the stories of the mi
ners. who said they had encounters
ed Lopez and talked with him, there
has been nothing to indicate Lopezs
presence In the mine since November
80.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-12-24
Miss Wilson'S
RRole Of Santa
PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER BRINGS
JOY TO HEARTS 0F MANY
LITTLE TOTS.

WASHINGTON, D. G., Dec. "a
Miss Eleanor Wilson, youngest daugh
ter OF the president, played Santa
Claus to half hundred little chill
dren today. With Christmas greet
ings from the president she took ar
automobile load of toys and candies
to a settlement on the Virginia side
OF the Potomac, through which her
father rides on his way to golf.
Miss Wilson visited about Is fam
lilies. There hasn't ever been such
a time mcforei Virginia" comment
ed one aged woman as the automO-
bic stopped at her house.
we haven't seen the president
come. by" cLimed in one Of the chill
dren; where is he?"
"He has been i'll" said Miss viii
son.
There was general inquiry as
to his health from the assembled
and Miss Wilson said her father sent
his love and best wishes. and was
now going to Mississippi for. vaca'
ton.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-12-24

invested with all the insignia pertain
Ing to the station. Other boys repre-
sented priests, deaconS and other suit
able persons for the bishops train.
The boy bishop conducted service in
the church, and in some cases he and
his companions went about from house
to house singing and collecting money.
which they did not ask as a gift. but
demanded us II right.
The boy bishop attained his fullncss
Of dignity at Salisbury cathedral.
though lie was known all over Eng
land. There lie was chosen from
among the choir boys. the rest forming
his retinue, and lie ruled with the high
est pOmp and most absolute authority.
1e is said TO have conducted all the
services Of the church except the mass.
In some other places the boy bishop
is said to have celebrated the mass
itself. If any prebend fell vacant in
his term Of Office, lie filed II. and If he
died before his term expired he was
buried with all the hOnorS due to- u
genuine bishop. There is record OF u
boy bishop at Salisbury filling Il vacant
prtbeMd by the appointment Of his
sclOomaSler. and there is IN the ca
,thetIral there the tomb OF one-wlo died
while holding his office. On the top
Of II is "a ctfigN Of the child In full
episcopal robes.
Such mmSQueradlng plays as this
were not then deemed offensive or
dcrosatOry to the dignity of the church.
IN fact, much coarSer and more I'M
coutl exhibitions were freely permitted
on some orcaSionS, even to the extent
OF burleSQucs Of the services Of the
church within It's own walls. Of course
the evil and diScrcditahle side was
hound 10 I've seen in time, and the flnc-
tionS Of ulc hoy bishop were at last
forbidden by Henry VIII. THEY were
restored. however, for time by Mary.
st. Nicholas. :