New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-05-10
AS | WAS SAYING

The young are still with but they arc not
tie same young. They worse, and terrible is
the dismay among school-ma ans, the woe among
parents the fright among patrolmen when the
Young walk New York trembles Even the papers
though filling whole pages with interviews ana
symposiums. cannot conceal the facts. So we have
devoted some minutes TO the problem, and find 1t
quite quite simple.
What aiIs the Young? This: Urchins whose folks
watched their Development and "revercnced thelr
Individuality have now attained fighting size
However we may yet cope with the young u
each citizen Will but do his duty. Up, brother ON
your way TO your office This morning. YOU VIII
see many young. Obey that impulse; lick en-
Arizona's position may not be more reasonable
than Caifornias but it is undeniably safer Sec
map.
Mrs mcz Cattnip Beldame writes, Honestly
now. do you know single serious objection TO
votes FOR women
Yesm, THIS nation sits up FAR too late on
election night as it is.
The accomplished author OF why They Felt a.
They Did Instead Of Slightly Differently has re-
ceved check from his publishers -Four ana
five one-hundredths dollars Very gratifying OF
course. and yet very puzzling to the author. over
and over again he figured the royalty on all imagin-
cannot account for that additional nickel Queer
as ne is writer Of fiction himself, and should
know cnectualIy these little circumstantia touches
Eeiehten realism. Four dollars oh. hshy' -Four
and five one -hundredths dollars-what more JOYOUS
ly convincing?
Since our lamentations over tho decay OF lying.
we have been favored with several documentary
crumbs Of comfort sample crumb:
From Mrs. F. Us letter 10 Proprietor Hotel
Venice Swampscott Marsh. Bog Co, y. j.: And
can We bring the baby? He is n good babe and
never cries"
Reply to above: Bring him along. There are no
mosquitoes"
In a cut-p price drug store. african Game Trails
Was ST. Now 81 -. How drug stores have come
mp in the world.
Here is Mr. Maurice Barring agreeing heavily
with the willing who said Americans and English
men had everything in common except Of course
The language, and remarking THE words are the
same but they mean different things Rather!
Signs General Sir Lionel We're de We're, Whenever
am presented TO curste. tremble like leaf.
I'm that nervy."
The list Of Japanese grievances l. stl growing.
ard Meoso's is the latest AS Helen Starr relates
in golfers" Metoso came to work for an American
woman and was carefully instructed as TO behavior
in case OF callers you see lady Will give you
cards Then YOU let her in. show her the parlor.
and run TO me with cards
THAT afternoon Metoso's employer was sit
ting I'm an upper window. she saw two OF her In
innate friends come up the path 10 the house. The
heu rang There was a brief but fiery discussion,
after which the door banged shut and she saw the
callers depart
why Metoso" she cried. What on earth made
Won send those ladies away?
They no tickets" said Metoso. And even then
his employer was not pleased
Again they are jcering ms for rushing 10 the
Atlantic only 10 dash inside the nearest board
fenced enclosure from which the Atlantic cannot
nossiblv be seen However. side strongly with
rs The Atlantic is dear. good ocean and mt for
q hundred things but not 10 look at. Wiggles, and
gives the hdgets.
DO not abandon your English tour The country
&c much less turbulent than the dispatches would
indicate But prudent travellers will nevertheless
avoid cathedras, churches. hotels houses, parks
and stations X. l.. II.