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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12
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The State journal is a member Of the
Associated Press and receives the full DAY
Telegraph report of that great news ~
ganizatfon for the exclusive afternoon
publication in Topeka
The news is received in The state jour
nal building over wires for this sole pur-
pose.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Walter Page has been made arnbassa-
dor to England and Thomas Nelson
Page is mentioned for another foreign
post But it will take more pages than
that to make a diplomatic book.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

There have been those who have ad-
vocated euthanasia for patients in q
hopeless condition but DR.. Park IF
Buffalo probably is the first physician
to openly confess that he has nractica1
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

A man recently released from the
federal prison at Leavenworth depart
ed Immediately for Pittsburg. Proba-
bly, he wants to return to a normal
way of living gradually
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

1t is not protection that is to be
removed by congress, says the New
York World, but monopoly. Well, the
proof of the pudding is in the eating
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

The baseball season has opened at
the federal prison at Atlanta, but for
obvious reasons no player yet has made
a home run.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Mrs. Yeaste-I see IT is said that
throughout her wedding day the Korean
bride is bound to remain mute Mr.
groom looks upon his wedding day as
one of the hapDiest in his Hfe.-Yonkers
Statesman
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

You will understand the presence
of so many tin cans on the dump when
you learn that. the manufacturers
made 2,OOO.00O,0OO of them last year.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

A strike of street car men has been
inaugurated Buffalo. Strikes are
among the surest signs of spring.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Again have the women of Michigan
been defeated in their effort to obtain
the ballot. What do those Michigan
ders hope to gain by postponing the
ineYitahle7
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

A perusal of the new Wilson bill will
reveal a vast difference between i
and the one of that name passed q
years ago.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Everybody stand back now. Congress!
is about to chase old H. C. L. out Of
the country.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

There are 10 stars in tbs bull moose
flag, all right says the Washington
Pos, but where's the pole?" What's
the matter with the colonel?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Congress has been in session nearly
q a week and nobody has mentioned the
''pauper labor of Europe"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

The session of congress began with
the presidents reading his message
He may find it necessary to read the
riot act before it closes.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

In the matter of revising the tariff
congress seems to have decided to lei
Woodrow do it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

The Chinese congress will meet next
week. but may not have a tariff prob
lem to wrestIe with.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

New England didn't get a. cabinet
place. But got the summer capital.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Government bonds are not taxed,
but it looks as though the income tax
would catch the man who cuts off the
coupons.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

1.-The Balkan Rag" probably will put
the Turkey trot out of business.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Most of us still can stand a raise in
salary without being hit by the in
come tax.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

The Democrat party certainly has
come back. All three houses of govern
ment are Democratic. The party has
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12
FROM OTHER PENS
PRETrY GOOD PLATFORM.

| There is a woman out in Topeka
who wanted to be mayor of that city.
However, her hopes are dashed for
the present. In the primaries she re-
ceived less than four per cent of the
$4,000 votes cast, though it was sup
posed that she had the Socialists, the
Progressives and the labor organiza-
lions behind her. She fell short of the
usual Socialist vote.
Several planks in this woman's
platform are worthy of some notice.
She would have the city do all of it's
construction work instead of doing it
through contractors. If the city is
strictly business basis unquestionably
it can save money. She would abolish
all useless public offices now main
tanned for the reward of political
workers That commends itself to all
citizens who are not political workers
for purposes of reward. She stands
for municipal ownership of street car
lines, ice plants, telephone and other
public utilities: She suggests free
night schools, though here in the east
we would wonder why that had not
been done long ago. She would have
an eight-hour day for all city en-
ployees. We are left in the dark as
to whether the municipal work day in
Topeka now is longer or shorter than
that Eight hours of real hard work
up this way would exhaust most city
employees. She would put the lid on
tight by the strict enforcement of the
prohibitory law. So long as there is
such a law it should be enforced.
Her platform contains some other
suggestions which indicate an en-
Iightened public sentiment. Maybe it
would have been a good idea to let
her try them out. Incidentally, it
might have been a good test of wo-
mans capacity to govern.-Buffalo
Express.
ROOSEVELT BOLTS AGAIN.
We regret to report that there is
a split in the Progressive party and
that Mr. Roosevelt has bolted again.
His formal reputation in the Outlook
of the Cubists and Futurists makes it
more than doubtful that his Bull
Moose party can ever be kept togeth-
er. Although we agree with everything
that Mr.. Roosevelt says about the
Cubist and Futurist pictures as luna
tic fringe" the fact remains that theso
views of art are identical with Mr..
Rooseve1t's views of government. The
liberties that the Cubists and Futur-
lists take with form and color and per-
specive are identical with the Hber-
ties that Mr.. Roosevelt takes with
courts and constitutions When he dis
misses their apologize with the con-
remark that change may
mean death, not life, and retrogres-
sion, not development" he joins the
ranks of the reactionaries. His Ian
guage is as reprehensible as that of
fossilized justice of the United States
supreme court. The Cubists and Flu
turists, according to their way OF
thinking, are engaged in making this
a better country for George w. Per-
kins' children, and they are entitled
to Mr.. Roosevelt's active sympathy.
They stand at Cubist Armageddon
battling for a Cubist Lord. They are
the Osawatomie speech of art. The
Nude Descending a Staircase" is the
perfect pictorial representation of
Roosevelt platform. How did the ser
pent of 6iscord wriggle into the Bull
Moose E.den?-New York World.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

What Might Have Been.-Editor-Have
you submitted these poems anywhere
else? Poet-No. sir. Editor-Then where
did you get the black eye?-London
Opinion.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

what are you worried about?" "I am
not worried" answered Mr.. Meekton,
'only puzzled. What 1 can't understand
is why woman will march four miles
in suffragette parade and require a tax
icab to travel four blocks on a shopping
Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

"who painted Subbub's house?" HE
told me the name of the concern. / think
he said it was done by Fitz and Startz."
Boston Transcript.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Her Papa-Is my daughter willing to
marry you? Her Suitor-Yes, sir. Her
Papa-Is it election bet or is love
really blind?-The C1ub-FeIlow
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

PA, when people say that a man is a
good provider what does it mean at
means that they are trying to apologize
for his bad habits."-Detroit Free Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Niece-"And at the last moment we call
ed in a consulting physician for my
uncle" Friend-"The consulting physician
shared the blame, 1 suppose ?"-Niece-
Yes, and the estate."-Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Spinks-Does your girl like poetry?
Winks-Yes, but she's too insinuatins.
In what way?' well, she won't agree
that anything rhymes with spring time
but ring time. Boston Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Say, Bill, wots a pedigree?' Same
as hydrophoby, l guess" "Hydrophoby,
nothin'i You're way off" "Well it's
semefin dogs have, anyway."-Boston
Transcript.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Mr.. Buggins--I lost my umbrella today.
MIS- Buggins-Thass Just like you, John
Henry Buggins. l t1li you this murninE
TO tas one of the borrovsd ones.-pI ia
de!ihia Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

The young man was something of
bore and the young lady sent word that
she was out. But he has a box of
candy with him." was the word that
came from the maid. The young lady
reflected. NO" she finally said, ct isn't
worth it. Tell him I'm out."-Philadel-
phia Telegraph.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Guest-Look here, waiter, The por-
ton of chicken you served to me was
not one-third the size of the portion you
just gave to that fat man over there.
I'm going to make complaint Where's
the manager? Waiter Indicating fat
party in the foreground)-Thats him, sir.
Tit Bits.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Some people contend that dogs can
reason" ''Of course they can't Don't
a dog stick to a man who has been good
to him even when the man is down and
American.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Eugene-"This book case is an inch out
of plumb. We must have that fixed
1mogene-"Oh, dear. And I've heard those
plumbers are so expensive. Judge.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Correction.-'-Ffnen night" said Smith
ers, glancing at the heavens. NO" re
piled the Boston girl, you mean infinite.
-Harper's Bazaar.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

What is a political leader?" well.
replied Senator Sorghum. sometimes III
is very much like the orchestra leader
the man who provides the gesticulatior
and general excitement while somebody
else is doing the real work. ''-Washing.
ton Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Show girl bursting into managers
There's a fire behind the
scenes, the gang is rushing about like
mad and screaming their heads off Looks
like a panic What will we do?" Man
aCer-"Do? Ring up the curtain, OF
course, and let the audience think ii is.
the opening chorus. Puck
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Mr.. Shops is a rather insignificant
looking man." well if you had been
withered by wifely eye as much as Mr..
Snoops has you'd look insignificant, too.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1913-04-12

Come now. John. we've seen the ele-
plants and the monkeys and the birds;
let us go into the aquarium But dear
Eliza, replied the obedient husband. II
can't swim a stroke!"-Y States
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-07
REGUI AR PASTORS
TO FILL PULPITS

list Church will be heard this morn
ing for the first time, and will con-
tinue all season. Herbert l.. Reese will
be the organist and choir master. He
will have associated with him Mrs
George x. Harper. soprano; Miss Gel
inc Macdonald. contralto: Haddon S.
Watkins, tenor; Joseph S. White. basso,
and Master Forest Cubbon.. boy so
prano. Mrs. Harper is we'll known as
n choir singer. having served several
Of the large churches of the city, while
Miss Macdonald made reputation at
the Second Baptist Church. Master
Forest Cubbon started with the Al
The newly organized choir will sing
in Centenary Methodist Church to-day.
Or w. j. Young will preach at tho
morning service on the Sa Subject "W y,hS
OF some present tendencies, rs the In
dividual Suprcmc?" will be his eve
ming theme.
Rev. William. Lockhart Ball, who has
returned from his vacation. will preach
day In Tabernacle Baptist Church
at both services. His morning subject
evening theme. The Gulf That Di-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-07
Of
ST. ANDRE W MEETS
Twenty-Eighth National Con-
vention Opens in New York
on October /.

New York, September 6.-The twenty
eighth national convention of the
brotherhood of st. Andrew of the Epis-
copal Church will convene in New York
City on Wednesday. October ], and re-
main in session until Sunday. October
.. Coming, as it does. the week be-
fore the convention Of the general
convention of the church. this gather
ing Of laymen from all parts of the
United States is awakening more in
terest than usual. The general conven-
ton itself will in no way compare with
tho brotherhood convention in num-
bers, for while the former will. have
but about 6l2 delegates. the latter will
| in all probability, exceed the 5000
| mark.
! The brotherhood leaders have taken
full advantage of the fact that the
triennial convention Is SO near, and
many who will take n leading part
in the church's general council will
also he heard ut the great public mass
meetings in Carnegie Hall. There are
number of speakers who are known
for their work in the nation as we'll as
in the church-such men, for example
as Bishop Brent, of the Philippines
chairman of the International Opium
| Conference; Dean Sumner. of Chicago,
whose work on the Chicago Vice Com
mission has attained n national promi-
nence, and George Wharton Pepper. of
| Philadelphia. the distinguished lawyer
and n leading figure in the Houes of
Deputies. Bishops Greer Burch. Bur
CESS. Gailor, Lloyd, Lines, Moreland,
/ Rhinelander and Woodcock all have
| places on the program.
| The religious services will be held
| in the Cathedral of St John the Di-
vine, the Church of Zion and st. Tim
othy and the magnificent new st.
! Thomass Church on Fifth Avenue.
while the great public mass meetings
always a leading feature of brother
hood conventions-as before mentioned.
/ will go to Carnegie Hall
! The long varied program is OF such
| interest as TO appeal 10 all Christian
workers. 1t is an inspiration in itself
to see this great body OF laymen in
! session. met for the furthcrance of
"Christ's kingdom among men," The
services and meetings are open TO the
| public generally, and full program
has been issued which can be had by
applying to T.. q. Munson, Esq, Rec
tor Street. New York City.
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vides."
Rev. Sparks w. Melton. of Norfolk,
who is visiting in the city. will preach
at both services in the Second Baptist
Church to-day.
DIR. ii. d. C. Maclachlan has re-
turned from his vacation of about six
weeks and will conduct both services
In Seventh Street Church to-day. 'In
Tune With the Infinite" will be his
morning subject, and he will preach
on The Christian Heritage" this eve
ming.
Members of the Randolph Street
Bible Glass are requested by the sec
rotary. j. C. Wilson, to be. present this
will be discussed. Rev. w. E. Robert
son. pastor OF the church, Will preach
at both services
Rev. j. Calvin Stewart. ID. D.. having
returned from his vacation, Will preach
this morning at IL o'clock in the
Church OF the Covenant.
There Will be preaching morning and
evening in Union Station Methodist
Church to-day by the pastor, DR.. w.
Asbury Christian. His morning. sub
tect will be Jesus Only and In 1T, the
ment-Why This Wastc?'
on which Rev. Frank l.. Wells will
preach at Broad Street Methodist
The pastor, Rev. George w. KEN
per, will preach this morning In Han
over Avenue Christian Church on the
subject, -Four Essentials" Rev. J. Y.
Fair Will conduct the union services,
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which will be held in the church at
SIS o'clock.
In Colonial Place Christian Church
there will be preaching following the
Sunday school at o'clock this after
noon by the Rev. l.. Il. Groseclose.
DR.. James w. Norris will conduct
services in Monumental Church this
morning at IL o'clock and this after
noon at o'clock.
Regular services will be held this
morning in First Church of Christ, Sci
DR.. 8. c. Mitchell, president of tho
Medical College Of Virginia. will adj
dress the First Baptist Baraca Glass
this morning at 10 o'clock.
Pastor +. a. Hall, of Indianapolis.
Ind, will preach this afternoon at
o'clock In the Orpheum Theatre, at
the International Biblo Students Con-
gregation meeting: He will take for
Why, How. When"
General Secretary Mckee will con-
Kings book, The Fight for Charac-
ter. this afternoon at $3.50 o'clock in
the lobby OF the Young Mems Christian
Association. The study Will open with
a service OF song. and will be dis
missed at 4:30 O'clock.
DR.. w. c.. James, who has been away
from the city for several weeks. will
preach at Grove Avenue BAPTIST
night will be Der Southern Seas and
Philippine Trails" Illustrated.
Rev. William Thomas Hall, tempo
rary pastor OF Emmanuel Baptist
Church. will preach at both services
to day.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-07

Pulpits in the city churches to-day
will be filled. with n few exceptions.
by the regular pastors. most OF them
having returned from their vacations
last week. To-day will also mark the
return OF many church goers from the
scashorc and mountains. Union ser
vices. which have been held on account
Of tho slim attendance during the sum-
mer months, will be discontinued. to
givo place to the regular services in
most churches. In nearly every church
there will he preaching both morning
and evening.
Changes have been made In the choir
and music departments of some OF the
churches. Professor Benjamin ]. Pot
ter has been engaged to take charge Of
the organ and choir in the Church Of
the Holy Comforter for n period of
three months. He will play the organ
this morning and will give short re-
cital at the evening service. Miss ~.
Swiss. Of 1919 Grove Avenue, who is
well known In choir work, has been
appointed permanent organist. She
con 4. Vaughan Colston. who has re-
turned to the rectory from vacation.
will resume his work to-day.
Tho new choir OF Grove Avenue Bap-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-07
.BAGP|PE CRAZE is
. COMING HERE SOON
Americans in London Eager ia
Take Up Fashion Now Sweep
ing England.

Especial Cable to The Times Dispatch. ]
London. September 6.-There is n
craze to learn to play the inspiring II
not always tuneful bagpipes. and
Americans are among the most eager
to master Scotland's national musical
instrument.
The Prince Of Wales set the fashion.
He learned the bagpipes at Oxford and
now delights his Scottish friends by
stirling The Flowers of the Forest"
and THE Land of the Leal" In a way
to touch their heartstrings. Ever
since Andrew Carnegie has been Laird
of Sl<ibo his pipers have awakened him
of morning and played at his board
when he dined.
Usually l have about thirty pupils
Il year. but at the moment 1 have as
many as sixteen at once" said o. H.
Starck. the pipc-major of the London
Irish Rifles, who makes and teaches tho
bagpipes.
IAN American told me the other day
L ought to go out there. There's a
fortune for you there just now he
said. People are crazy to learn the
bagpipes and to hear them PLAYED
Allen Doone was ono of my pupils: he
is making much money as a piper in
America"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-07
A CIRCLE IS PRINTED ON
TEN ANSWER BOOK PAGES

nounced YOU simply had ten of the
correct titles told You. and had "a III ~,
them 10 ten of the seventy seven pic
lures. f
But now YOU are told ten of the
the circles in the Answer Book. told
the very ten pictures which represent
them.
Your catalogue and Answer Book
contains the seventy seven correct
titles and points out ten OF them TO
YOU. The Answer Book not only per
nuts YOU 10 submit as many as ten
!Iics as answers 10 each picture, but
tclls You what ten pictures the ten
starred titles fit
Better turn to to-day's big an
nouncement and look il over
Also look over Your Answer Roo,,
anu check off the ten circled pages.
Answers 10 Queries.
Before YOU complain, read this: If
YOU have made two or more answers
10 pictures which appear on circlcd
pages ana now want To do away with
tucn and put down one of the ten
starred titles, rGb out the answers you
WISH 10 eliminate, or paste Il strip OF
Whltc paper over them.
@ DO contestants enroll their
names?
= a No. this is unnecessary.
. Is this contest for bookWOrms-
people having lots of book Knowledge
~ Emph2tically no. Every one has
an equal chance.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-09-07
KAISER'S FOUR SONS
|NCOG. IN ENGLAND
German Crown Prince, His Wife
and Three Brothers Wander
Where They List.
[speclal Cahlc 10 ZIG Times- Dispntch J

Especial Gable to Tho Times Dispntch.]
London. September -Four OF Emperor
Williams sons have invaded England re-
comfy. They are In the strctest incognito.
which is just as well. else some ultra 1inEoes
would tie crying German spies.
Crown Prince william and his vivacious
wife have been travelling for fortnight
a. tho Count and Countess OF Hohrnstcin
OF Potsdam. They stayed for some days at
Clifton. The crown princess also tried the
famous waters at Bath.
Primo" August William and Prince Eitel
Frederick have been seen promcnading the
streets OF Edinburgh. while the youngest
son, Joachim. is also somewhere I'm Scot
land.
The Kaiser readily gave his sons pern.is-
s!on 10 visit England on the strict under
standing. however. that they were to go
about as quietly as possible. Just like ordi-
nary private citizens.
This vas precisely what his sons wanted.
more especially the crown prince. who. al
thongh appearing anti British when his
conntrymen expect him TO he so. Is really
devoted TO everything English.
Young Prince Joachim who is the live
Hest OF the four positively refused to have
any attendants, and his erratic movements
have caused some anxiety TO the German
embassy.