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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

Two Chicago detectives were obliged
to give up after chasing two merry
iron workers up and down the skele
ton Of skyscraper. They were up
In the air, all right
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

Love of animals. says New York
specialist, is a disease. That New
port society circle must be an awfully
unhealthy set
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

A Bostonian has donated 100000 to
combat, college athletics. Probably II
will be used to start chess. checkers
and pingpong tournaments.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

An unkissed girl has delivered a
lecture on the decline OF chivalry,
Gee, she must be homely.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

Some of the blame for the lies we
tell ought to be charged up to the
people who ask our candid opinion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07
A cLERGYMAN's TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol-
len and pulled. He had heart flutter-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

There is no question but what II
was a tough who assaulted the Chi
cago girl who lost two teeth in biting
him.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and
invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar
coated, tiny granules, easy to take. Do not
grippe. Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07
Partial sueeess.

DO you believe in those faith
cures?"
oh, l have known some that cured
faith in Them
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

1t viii be funny If the huge cotton
crop does not make silk skirts cheaper,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

Hot stove baseball is a great sport
and nobody gets hoaFse cheering It
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

A contemporary says there are 1000
poets In this country. Who supports
EN-?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

Only after trying does man realize
the many things he can't do.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

You can jolly the average man by
referring to him as a prominent citi-
zen
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07
oh, Fudge,

He is a regular kleptomaniac.
him?" sins
,,,as sure He steals nothing but
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07
Reason
For
Using
Feminine
PrOnOun
by CARL C. kOPP

Thus say he grizzly bear the savage
this masculine characteristics predomna showing strength
power and therefore the masculine .pronoun.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

Of the pen puhers trying revive old favore For
instance writes Twinkle twinkle little mousse all quiet
house, you wonder you about; I'd
find out-but Pm not able up here the dining table,"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

Manicure lady that girls with long finger nails
wives Probably the theory that it takes them longer
nails off on the general housework.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07
tn. Heloht of Abs,,rd,.,,

Your scheme isHfooiish.
"Foolish?"
Yes, sir, absolutely foolish A.
ioolish as-well, as foolish as the
libretto of a grand opera"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

A st. Louis boy was struck by an
automobile and not injured. The
chauffeur should lose his license.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

me detective may be an earnes,
seeker. but ne doesn't always find
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

Rows II Lovely Name Cards, assorted,
Ss with your name 1Oc. We pay agentl
GIRLS wsn; P R,a nns., LIST VIII sr 9
sAmp. p clTI. ass DNsElF ~, INV MISss cozS
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1913-02-07

"Par is adopting American Dances" dispatch they
really be as bad all that?
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
10 AILING WOMEN.
A Little Sound Advice Will Help
Many a Sufferer in Annapolis

No woman should consider herself
healthy and we'll if the kidneys are
weak. Poisons that pass off in the
secretions when the kidneys are well,
are retained in the body when the kid
neys are disordered. If the kidneys
and bladder become inhamed and swol-
len worse troubles may quickly follow.
This is often the cause of bearing
down pains, lameness, backache-etc.
Uric poisoning is also frequent cause
OF headaches, dizzy spells, languor,
ner vousness and rheumatic pain.
When suffering so. try Doan's Kid
ney Pills, a remedy that has proven
effective in thousands of such cases.
Let an Annapolis woman tell of her
experience.
Mrs. Laura Armiger, 25 Jefferson
ST., Annapolis. Md, says< my kid
neys were in bad shape and had back
aches and headaches. / was also dizzy
and nervous. / heard about Doan S
Kidney Pills and procuring a supply at
Green's Drug Store, / began using
them. They soon gave me entire re-
lief. My kidneys became normal and
the pains left. / recommend Doan' 8
Kidney Pills highly to anyone who has
kidney trouble. "
For ssie Dy al dealers. Pnee, 60
cents. Fcster-Milburn Co. Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States. Remember The name--Doan 3
snd take no other
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
SCIENCE OF PSYCHOTECNICS.
A Great Discovery Of Modern Times
to Find 0ut What You Are Fit
Fer.

In lecture delivered in Mccoy
Hall. Baltimore, yeste riay afternoon,
by the most eminent student of the
workings Of the human brain in
America, Prof Hugo Muusterberg, of
Harvard, demonstrated that thous-
ands of lives could be saved in his
country every year, that hundreds of
thousands who are st pres ent totally
united for the work they re doing
could easily find out for what hey
are best adapted. and thar "a old
Sums might be saved in every iu ls-
try in the land--all by the utilization
of certain well-known principles #
psychology, or 'psychotecnics. -
These We're among the most salient
assertions in the address:
In order TO find out the quality of
the attention possessed by a large
number of telephone girls in Bos-
ton, the speaker said, Eve perform
ed series of thirty experiments on
them. For example, in one test we
gave each Of the N a morning paper
and instructed them to cross out as
rapidly as possible all the letter A s
Some were very slow, some were
more rapid, but tney skipped letters,
and some were both accurate and
rapid.
THE results of this experiment
and all the others were carefully re-
corded and the average of each girl
taken, and il was discovered that we
in our laboratory could, without diff.
city, select those qualified for tele.
| phone work and those who would not
prove satisfactory. In this one case
a large sum of money was saved by
| the companies who were training the
girls, and much time which otherwise
might have been wasted was saved
by those who plainly We're better
suited to some other form of EN-
ployment. "
la the endeavor TO determine what
meu would make safe motormen, Z
tiny track was fitted up in the labora
tory in Cambridge and outside condi
tions realized as nearly as possible
Small squares, variously colored, rep
resented automobiles, cabs, pedes
trians, etc, and by the mani ulatiol
If crank miniature collisions anC
accidents might take place unles!
checked by the prospective motor
mans quick action. Here again il
was found that in fifteen minutes thu
psychologists were able to locate th'
men who were constantly having ac
cidents.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
TONIGHT'S SHOW.
Musical Comedy by COIOred Actors
Tonight at the Colonial Theatre.

In chronicling musical comedy
successes of the season the fact must
not be overlooked that S. H. Dudley
and the famous Smart Set" Com
pany are in town for a production
tonight at the Colonial Theatre.
Dudley is a performer of class as
we'll as callbre. He is natural born
comedian, so to speak, and an artist
whose reputation is growing every
year. One might count the real
negro fun makers on the fingers OF
the right hand, but you will always
find the leader of ''The Smart Set
Company foremost among the chosen
few.
TIE vehicle used is Doctor Beans
of Boston" 1t is now in its second
year and if indications count for
anything it could continue indef-
nitely so pronounced is its success.
The locale of the piece is a watering
place in Virginia called Buckroe
Reach. Doctor Beans" is one of
those impecunious individuals who
lives off the guile of his fellow men.
He purchases an established drug
store and for time succeeds in pull
ing the wool over the eyes of the un-
suspecting. He is what one may call
in the vernacular "fakir.
In the first place he does not un-
derstand the first rudiments of med
cine, but he has an artless and subtle
way about aim and consequently is
able to tide himself along until the
explosion comes, then his undoing is
brought about and everything ends
happily save for him.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
CUT OUT VAUDEVILLE.
Change Of Policy at Colonial Theatre
Beginning Monday All Picture
Show and Only Sets.

The change Of policy at the Colo
niaI Theatre be beginning Monday, March
10. from vaudeville and pictures 10
six feature photo plays Of the Boyer
Kind, and a continuous performance
from 6 80 to IL p. m at 5 cents to all
parts Of the theatre except box seats.
which will be 10 cents, will be hailed
with delight and gladly welcomed
by sll Aunapolitans.
Manager Irons in talking to one
Of The Capital reporters, stated that
the change was due to the many re-
quests for more of the Boyer Kind
feature pictures and less vaudeville.
The Colonial has always made it q
rule to please its patrons and this
change is in compliance with their
wishes The six photo plays will be
the very best subjects and there
will be from five to six special two
reel features each week and, whenever
possible, three-reel features viii be
included in the program.
1t will be the best and most ex-
pensive picture program ever shown
for cents. Special music will be
aEEdiSeu uN tue OpAouAai pANuSSNA a.
and as a special feature Miss Rose
Lee Ivy has been engaged to sing IL
Illustrated songs and song features.
Miss Ivy is the highest salaried artist
doing this elass of work. She also
carries several song films which will
be Introduce during her stay here
Mss Ivy is the famo1s operate so
prano who made such hit as soloist
with Innes' Band for two seasons.
Just think of such a wonderful pro-
gram for the price! Every night is
ft ature night at the Colonial but the
following nights next week will be
extra feature nights Monday, We'd
nesday, Thursday aud FRIDAY, when
two-reel subjects will be shown with
the regular program. New nickels
will be given in change to the first
hundred patrons on Monday. Tuesday
Wednesday matinee and Wednesday
night.
Read the program for Monday in
the ad. Watch The Capital for other
surprises, especially Mondays issue.
Remember, a continuous show from
6 80 to II o'clock. Six photo plays
and illustrated songs The price FIVE
/ cents.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
TAKE A TRIP TO yOYLAND.

That's what you may do if you get a
copy of next Sundays New York
World. Its news will acQuaint you
with the happenings in all parts Of the
earth: its editorials Will throw light
upon the important questions of the
day: its S-page May Manton Fashion
Supplement will picture and describe
the newest things in gowns, &c. /; its
23-Dare Magazine will entertain you
for hours its Joke Book, a I6-page
booklet, will make you laugh until you
forget the seriousness of life; its
comic section will please and entertain.
So get next Sundays World. Order
from your newsdealer in advance.
2tm7
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
Love.

Love is watchful and, sleeping.
smmbereth not Though wearied, it
s not tired; though pressed, it is
not Strengthened; though alarmed, it
IS not confounded; but ASA lively
flame and burning torch. it forces its
way upward and securely passeth
through all-Thomas a Kempis.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08

The chief OF men is he who stands
N the van Of men, fronting the peril
hich frightens back all others, which.
if it be not vannuished. viii devour
the others. Every noble crown is. and
On earth viii forever be. a crown o.
3oTus.-Carlyla
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
Broadly cElaela,d.

'T a. afraia You nave more money
than YOU know what to do with?"
Perbaps," replied NIr Dustin StaX.
"Bua the world is entirely made up
Of people who have more than they
NOW what to do with and those who
anow what 20 10 .1 more than they
haF Washington Star.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08

Hubby-"My dear won't you saw
on button for me before you go OFT"
His New Wife-.Trhe cook may pos
sibly do it fer You But please bear
in mind you married a typewriter, not
a sewing machine"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
PERSONAL MENTION

Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Comts have re-
turned from Palm Beach, Fla, where
they have been spending the winter
ana are now at their home at Linda
moore" near Annapolis.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
DIED

MALONEY.-At her residence No. 4
Randall street, on Saturday, March
s, 1918, MISS JOANNA ELIZA
BETH MALONEY.
Funeral on Monday morning, March
10, at 3 80 O'Clock from st. Marv's
r. c. Church. Interment at Hudson.
N. Y.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08

Since there are no longer any guns
on the gun deck or any berths on
the berth deck, the naval authorities
have wisely decided to abolish the
names.-Chicago Record Herald.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
Lov.Rid. Eaaturs

The witness testified that he had
been knocked down by motorcar
and that the chauffeur. who was a
ioy-rider, had given no warning of
his approach
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
Never a RusInese PronosItIon

There amt never no use of bor-
Towin' trouble an givin up your
peace Of mind as security, cause YOU
never get the security back. Myrtle
Reed. in The ck-O-Lantern House. !"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
voman's Work.

It takes 20 years for g mother to
make man OF her son and % min
utes for another woman TO make q
tooi Of him.-The Tattler.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
On The ccntrarv.

People in very cold climates need
a heavy diet" NO, they don't-they
have light diet. Don't the Eskimo
eat candles Baltimore American.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08

Young Jones says that all that he
needs is a start" NO; what he needs
is q seIf-starter american Lun-
herman
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1913-03-08
Love Altered.

Some women's love is like a foot
mans livery-slightly altered TO it
and handed on to the new man.-The
Tattler.
Evening journal., 1913-01-17
INSURANCE MEN
DINE RETIRING FRIEND

Members of the Delaware Associa-
tion Of Life Underwriters gave din
ner yesterday at the Hotel dupont to
j. e. b. Sweeney. who has resigned
his position as local representative of
the Equitable Life Insurance Company
TO become a partner with his brother
who has a big agency witn tne rqui.-
able Life Insurance Company in
Wheeling, West Va
Mr. Sweeney was president of the
Delaware Association of Lite Under
writer's and was popular with his fell
low insurance writer's. He had a sue
cessful career here and his many
friends are sorry to see him leave
this jurisdiction. He will be succeed
ed by ]. A. LOwekamp as Delaware
representative Of the Equitable.
There will be a meeting of the un-
derwriters shortly at which time a
successor TO Mr. Sweeney, as presi-
dent, will be elected By removing
from this State Mr.. Sweeney resigns
his membership as we'll as the presi-
dency of the association.
Those who attended the dinner yes
terday were Mr. Lowekamp, William
W. Knox, of the Penn Mutual; Clyde
f. Gray. of the Penn Mutual; j. +.
Price, OF the New England Mutual;
jeremiah McDonagh. of the Equit-
able, of Washington, d. c.; NJ Eugene
Dyson, Of Washington; Aubrey Van
dever, OF the Mutual Life; Frank
Sheppard of the Provident Life and
Trust, of Philadelphia; O. NJ. jerks,
of the Metropolitan. and Charles B
Palmer, of the National Life
Evening journal., 1913-01-17
MANY NEW FACES
In The TRT-STATE
Salary Reduction Will Help
League is the
Opinion

The/reduction Of the Tri-State sal
any limit from $4,000 to $1,000 a
month, has caused considerable dis
cussion over the Carpenter circuit,
and from present indications the 1913
season will be started with great
Iiany new faces. Young bail players
from the back lots will nave TO be
trained into service and only the
veterans who are slipping backward
will remain
Experts are of the opinion that the
Tr-State will gain a great deal by
the reduction of the salary limit. They
claim that it will be a school for re-
cruits instead OF sort Of rendezvous
for old major league players who have
slipped back into the minors
The public has a wrong idea about
baseball salaries Every player does
not get the limit and it would be
surprising TO some folks to learn how
much some of them who are making
good receive each month. 4 baseball
player must get a start and when ne
breaks into fast company his ability is
20 a large extent an unknown quantity
hhAii H' 'dh liDNl hio WbliUs WI bl
the best players in the Tri-State last
season received but 500 month
The fans supposed they were getting
the limit and then some more.
After the players make good in the
Tri-State and show by thor work
that they are in the game FOR a pur-
pose, then the leagues higher up get
busy. Two years in the Tri-Siate
for youngster generally fits him for
the International League and Ameri-
can Association, and frequently is
taken by major league and farmed
out to the Glass AA and A leagues.
Then there is a likelihood that some
Of the major clubs along with the In
ternational managers, will send some
of their players to the ranks of the
Tri-State These players will get
Just as much as they are worth. If
their contract calls for more money
the other leagues must pay the differ
ence However. few baseball players
sent to the Tri-State are worth more
than what the Tri-Statc allows until
they have had seasons try out
Evening journal., 1913-01-17

ANSWER TO PLAYERS WHO NON.
of & =. p said
-Four jolly o play.
And played all night till
They gold
With
Yet when they accountsi
the paradox
II lost, how could all win?'
Some of bright puzz
musicians who belonged to the
as many supposed
Evening journal., 1913-01-17
GRAHAM, EXPERT
TRAP SHOOTER COMING

In addition to the various contests
regularly scheduled for tomorrow's s
shoot at the grounds Of the DUPONT
Gun Club. one of the main attractions
will be the presence OF J. r. Graham.
OF lngleside, H., a representative o.
the Hercules Powder Company who is
on his way East to attend the Pine
hurst. H. c., Tournament next week.
MIR. Graham is we'll known all over
the country as an expert trap shooter
and more particularly perhaps as the
winner of the Olympic ind vidual
Worlds Championship a targets dur
ing the recent Olympic games held
at Stockholm Sweden, last June and
July.
In winning the championship Mr..
Graham beat cut representatives or
practically all European counties and
his score of 96 out of q hundred was
q great one under the conditions. He
was also high man on the American
team when that team wO the team
championship at Stockholm In thar
event he broke "a out OF hundred,
thus averaging 95 per cent. on tnc
200 targets shot at in both the team
race and the individual championship.
Evening journal., 1913-01-17
TALKING BASEBALL
AT OLD DELAWARE
Special to THE EVENING journal

Special TO THE EVENING JOURNAL
NEWARK. Del. Jan. 1.-THE Dell
aware College Athletic Council at a
recent meeting discussed the base
ball schedule for the season. The
schedule has been completed with the
exception of three games but will not
be announced until these dates are
afilled. II will consist Of fifteen or six
teen games and viii be about equally
divided between home and abroad.
Another matter that the council has
discussed informally is the dedication
of the new athletic field to be known
as "Joe Frazer Field" There is still
two or three weeks work TO he done
on the field as soon as the weather
breaks in the spring, II is almost
certain that the dedication exercises
will be held on Decoration Day
To fully equip the baseball team
with uniforms. bats. balls, etc, about
Sl00 will have to be secured before
the opening Of the season and the
council is now devising ways of rails
ing this sum. Dr. Walter H. Steel
and Coach William J. McAvoy. are ar
ranging for a musicale to he held In
the near future as a benefit for this
/ fund
Evening journal., 1913-01-17
PENN SCRUBS
HIT BROWNSON
FIVE TONIGHT

Brownson viii have one of the
hardest struggles OF the season to-
night when rnc, line up against the
University Of Pennsylvania scrubs.
The scrubs are in great condition,
playing against the varsity every day,
and they will give the locals a grand
old run Much of the success OF
Penn. leaders i'm the lnter-c0llegiate
League has hcen attributed 10 the
workouts they have had with tho toam
thci Will come here tomorrow Their
style OF playing Is somwhat different
lfon Brownsuns and they Will play
their usual close guarding sTne.
When the opposing team has possess
sion of the inflated sphere the college
quintet uses an five men as guards,
and when they regain the hai. al
their players advance toward the bas-
kn'
Scerer. their scoring star, has been
putting up a great contest all year,
and INST missed the big noise By "a
ecant margin. Covert who covers the
pivot station, is also a tower OF
strength and can drop them in from
any nook Green. Tarzol and Litcl,
three husky youths viii attend TO
the guarding. and Haney and Burke
viii Lave to travel some 10 toss them
IN on this combination. This season
Pom had the largest number o. car-
cidatts out for the team In recent
years. and the scrub team has been
chosen from a wealth of material. Mul
herins speedometers will try to lift
the scalps OF the husky Chesbrook
tribe
The lino-un will he.
Evening journal., 1913-01-17
SPORTsMEN ELECT.

The Delaware Sportsmen Asso-
station has elected the following Off
GERS President, Dr. Horace Belts,
Wilmington, Del vice-president A.
B. Richardson. Dover. Del; secretary
and treasurer, w. A. Joslyn. Whining
ton, Dell board of directors. o. NJ.
Nelson, Marshallton, Del; w. E. Ed
manson, Newport Del; Dr. Horace
Belts, Wilmington. Del: a. B.
Richardson, Dover. Del; W. A. JOS
lyn, Wilmington, Del
The trapshooting club Of the Will
mington and Philadelphia Traction
Company was elected to membership.
The Delaware State Shoot was award
ed to the DUPONT Gun Club the pro-
posed dates being May Both and 31st.
This tournament will be registered
with the Interstate Association Plans
will be laid to insure this years shoot
eelipsing last years state shoot. many
new and attractive features to be pro-
posed.
Evening journal., 1913-01-17
INnIANs TO CELEBRATE

Usage Tribe, l. o. r. NJ. on January
%, will hold double celebration. The
tribe will entertain Great Sachem
William r. Tappin. of Rehoboth. and
on the same evening have a reunion
of the charter members of the tribe.
There are 60 living charter members
cut Of las. The tribe was instituted
on July 70, 1899. at the New-Cen-
tury Club. The following members
are the committee of arrangements
for the affair: NJ f. Squires, David
J Evans. james II. Mason and Carroll
Grant.
Evening journal., 1913-01-17
HIGH TAKES ON
C. A. FIVE TONIGHT

Wilmington High School will
jump TO Dover tonight TO play their
initial foreign game with the Confer
ence Academy. High has won their
four home games and hope TO bring
home tho bacon tonight All of the
regulars will be back in the game
and with Jones IN form the locals
should land the laurcls. The lineup
will be.
w. II. S. w. c. A.
Wickersam .. forward . Ennis
Jones ..-... forward ... Horsey
Daley
Blickle ...... center ... Hardcastle
Foulke ....... suard ...... Smith
Matthews .... guard .. Law
Bright