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GG~ DING anywhere Tonight" asked
Mr.. Jar. You used to ask
~ ME- that. but since you have
become such . favorite In social and be-
hsmian circles ask YOU"
SWELL. you needn't worry yourself"
replied Mrs. Jarr calmly. my home Ia
good enough for me. and n you were AT
home A. much ~ I am. you wouldn't
b asked the question yen repeat
vas only out one evening In Bohemia,
and that was enough for me. Besides,
I don't think ] ever asked you Are yoL
going anywhere to-night?'"
Yes, you did. Yes. you dot" retorted
Mr.. Jarr.
Il asked you. Are you Eo4ng to tha'
Gus's place on the corner?'" replied
Mrs. Jar. But that question was gu.
periuous. for OF course that's wher,
you were going. And. bad as these so
called bohemian studios are. they are
not ms bad as saloons
you'd prefer the salon to the saloon
them asked Mr.. Jarr.
Il would prefer neither" snapped
Mrs Jarr. But think you should sta,
home this evening"
II will n you WILL" replied Mr.. Jarr
IAN right" assented Mrs Jarr "Ant
wen have the same agreement every
evening, Besides. forgot TO tell you
Omission called up on the telephone
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I continued:
Unlike Apply their sd chiefly
nothing
principle
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brought n Jackson declined.
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SUM- mked wes old London-Dock brandy
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thanking him
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CAVALIER
"o afraid Of his clothes wouldn't able
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Sseyetj nystsPtsss.

Secret, nystsvtsss.
p the Editor Of Ths Evening World:
What u the meaning OF the word
"ssotertcf' j. r.
A "nslS Ceat Dtscvepssey."
d sAs EDITOR Of Ths Evening World
! :-ad the following solution 20 thu
ditch prohaem:
Air. Hard digs n.G yards At Hivr7I.
Ssesvins therefor ssoooeAs76. Mr. Hssy
Aass h.is yards at aeosn. rse~svsAx
so-o0o0k. Nov. <lH r AU - ~ yssss
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see you about Those great 6eniuses do
have remarkable ideas"
Sure, they do" assented Mr.. Jarr.
80 We must possess ourselves with pa
tence TIL Mr.. Omission comes with the
great idea to make us wealthy beyond
tho dreams of avarice."
They had not long to walt. because II
was q quarter OF :. and the poet-phll-
osopher and ali-around champion Of the
English language, Mr.. Michael Angelo
D!nkston. knew the Jarrs d!ned at Z.
He arrived at Ave minutes before the
dinner hour. he carried iust such q
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Letters From the People

other reader can show a solution where
each will receive exactly $50. There Is n
discrepancy OF about one-hah a cent In
mine. J.F.
Georgetown. Conn.
The Latter IL Correct.
u thu Editor Of The Evening wond;
Which OF the following sentences 10
dramatically correct: II received q
card upon which was written the
vo'hs." or II received a card upon
pA<s we're written the words'7
JAMES =.
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get down 10 business. IL IS needless
to say that the apprehension was dis
sipated before the day was over.
Stonewall appreciated soldierly quail
ties In an enemy as highly as In n
friend. At the battle OF Ant!etan one
o: his men was abou. TO fire upon .
young soldier. Jackson said:
stop; lower you- gun. I have
watched that boy OF and on all day,
He II TOO brave to b. killed"
Thus aid Stonewali Jackson save the
lie OF william Mckinley, who was tn
become twice President Of the United
States.
Some one sa,d that the Lord Rad made
up His mind that the South should not
win and to prevent Il He had TO remove
gtoHewall Jackson.
To those who most strongly opposed
the cause for whl,h he gave his life
the news OF the lost battle OF Chancel-
louisville was made more sad b. tho
message: jackson Is dead"
A foreign paper smoke OF him as "oY
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A Good Sleeper.

THE lawyers got a tartar when. In a recent
NAL in a Southern city. they summoned
to the stand an aged daik'y who Lad been
an eve witness Of . fight that had occurred
between q number ~ persons.
Tell us what you know about this fight, "
said counsel, wh,n cid Nose had been llsied
w on the stand
"ltghti" asked Nose, apparently greatly sur
prised. "wbst Rght'"
You know very we'll what fight is meant. -
aid o.,unssl Tel rs about IT,"
n don't know nothin' shout M fight" in
sisted The witness what was NJ
'uss AssA Nns:" sss,sisss ~ hsssi ~
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Little Brother Speaks.

FLORENCE. who was an ardent admirer q
L her own vocal qualities. had been selected
TO sing . solo at . church inunen,
The following morning at the breakfast tab,
she remarked to her younger brother:
Well never thought my voice would Nj
that la-se hail.
'Neith'r did l." answered her brother N
ieeiinsS, u thoush, Il would empty IT,
AsVtssewA
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BETTER FALL OUT, DR.. ADLER.

FELIX ADLER, with cautious and welIneant remarks
shout "Ts Independents Of the Modern Woman" tries
- kesp stop little way with the emancipation procession.
"n respec says Dr. adler women have been subject and
In these respects they wish 70 shake of the authority Of and
they right doing Women formerly supposed to take
their opinions from regard TO those questions which required
sustained intellectual thinking, in questions Of politics. in religious
social questions The first great claim and triumph for
has been the getting fr themselves equal educational opportunities
with men,"
won't do d.. Adler You congratulate them about their
riumphs and their g IDEAS you call motherhood "voca
ton" and "science" until you black face Did you
did that that they
"imitatng the men,? You're not halfway hker Doctor
The pilgrims not going way and anyhow you couldn't
keep up
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Bill From Buffalo.
THEATRICAL manager strolled inte

A THEATRICAL manager strolled into note
~ with Col William +. Cody and met jim
Thornton. the eccentric monolosist
The manager c-N"'ed Mr.. Thornton and. turn
ing to Cody. said: II would like to have you mest
my friend here. Mr.. Thornton.
''Mr. Thornton, this IL Col. william p. Cody
better known "a Buffalo Bill"
Mr.. Thornton, gripping the Wild West show
msn's hand, said; Glad to know you, Bill what
part Of Buifslo are you fromt"-National Monthly
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HIS MISTAKE.

ION my way to church I picked up 4
button and nut II In my change pocket
where I had a quarter"
Gracious, my dear. And 70,
dropped 1t into the collection baske
by mistake'"
mo, confound ~ I put IN the quar-
tar."-JuAeA 81
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M. Creeiman IS good reporter but he ought not to call
Mr. urrnyer th pale Saladin OF the Money Trust inquiry
"Puos Potent 7alaiin" would be better nearer H.
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soldiers the
Of the whole world md the o Jackson
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S.7CzONkWAkk JACASON.
-m career q stenswan JeaASsa was a. greatest
! marvel Of the mA5sr Of ortnsv at twsaty.
three ,ruotsd twfos IN 60 Aay Maxseo Sse
standn9 aftef "a hAD he'd 6ssA k01e1
driven away) would havS nssosd No 0rspAst thsn 70
forstSn for him marital future Soon after
Msxscan va Ni-heaiM comUsnsd HIM 10 essim hs0
"a take the qst position q Instructor IN
military And there nrst saw him. when
caying . Visit my uncse. Col J. J. Phillips who was
professor Of mathematics there.
'what d0ing herer' ne asked co,diy In
u my uncss Introduction
replied:
my uncle eoufdnr 81 on. Major. 70 70
% him. ne had remain at his post"
1T Miss. that II would be eQudly necessary
you should your post yet being
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Most men rush IN and out Of Irritation norodavs as tn
revolving door, and they AFRAID OF being caught the
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
The Last Day on Earth.

IF you had but one day to live what you
Last week told what number OF well known local people would
respectfully
then personally volunteered information
what they would dof they had but one more day on
live Delegate kuhio said TO
would spend the fun hours trying to make
mind if would have time to attend time the opening OF
at least ones ossio congress-
John hughes would answer in forgive all
my last then sit around trying find out
I theyfe about as did about them
al would resignation the agent to grant marriage
hand the territorial last day on
rather think another would be
in vogue " Tommy Treadway would reply. =;
W harrington would come through in this wise ~ would
my that for the Office of Secretary
Territory although would know beforehand this would be
''My last day globe would be put in
and atonemen and would then wrap up copy my pink paper
with could stick Peter at the Peary
subscription would be w. H. NJ Ayres to the
very pointed question.
r. Keiett would very Hkeyif f. c. Peters was
his day earth the friend everybody
would not needlessy tread squirniing
be back Pctou County, Nova Scotia
last day earth but would not feel happy there unless had
number my Kamuki friends along with me- would Dan
Logan the Neor of the Honolulu Press Club
had live, would gather
Single Ed Towse Joseph g. Pratt Angus Melee
citizens together
would resolution that it crime hail from Wyom
ing, Robert W. Breekons would very likely reply.
additional order
get subscription another church provided had furnish
ed Kaimnk with before that would like shot from
Father Valentin.
az like last
earth would call him and Dear Joe You know
Now good admit knew this all along and His Honor
would sam what's the Amt fellow Hawaians and
relatives, anyhowf -
Capt Redington spend my
earth happy the that what General Gordon
the Chinese China tried be the Chinese in Honolulu This
would Dr consolation. - -.
Henry ssi. circuit day earth
divorce record book After today there will be divorce suits
fled this COURT And at old full of honors and held
sail the last to the realms above where the
Recording Angel is the only clerk who has to work
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
Earthquakes in Your Home

When the stairs creak the
cracking sounds night sometimes sit if
there burglar about to wha
hear really earthquake small scale The has
caused the wood to thus
alarming sounds This is exactly what the doing
periodically To
table this disturbance probably violent
a human being
over before knows which n.y. and its fury be bated
by
Yet to the geoog earthquakes symptoms
much esultresus
within the earth that ppngs and ding
If the rocks the shell Of the earth slip
other much inch along Gssue ten miles SILVER
felt slip OF fifteen feet along of 200 miles suhiced
bring about the terrible San Francisco earthquake
These
The which they have found relief
the next strain II slips presently BY
Its sides become and displaced Rock layers mineral
coal that the line displacement
their roads
the
his in
place the slip line close barn piles
of thrown from the windows, In
Japan elf twelve feet high interrupted roadway and thousands
similar be These
along the line of the disturbance that earthquake
Washington Herald.
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Common Honesty

People sometimes ideas about
Illuminated card exclaimed woman TO another especially
that with the motto,
piled the other al brought Europe
nate got them through with
cent of duty 1t is doubtful if that thought
been downright dishonest Probably she figured
had been clever pactcg little deceit
which was abundanty able to stand the loss And possible the
deception would not appear perfectly plain to good Others
If there had been OF on the
The direct influence little receptions
fearful Like everything else they and develop with
Those who fail habits
of Boston has said that in fifty he
cent of the successful
distinguished for their integrity that
taken counter fallen by the
and capitalists that the practical protection
for their downright honesty They
schemes be invented and bonds given their cash.
the end simple honesty the
Honesty only the best policy but a law and
violation brings retribuon.
which label men criminals who caught in them the
heritapce
smooth honey diplomacy
And when unmnsks its victim him
indeed, whether he be statesman, fnance
Rochester Democrat andC Chronicle
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
kaiSer's Private Library

1t has been announced that the private library of Kaiser Wilhelm
exhibits exhibition
trade which be held Lepsic year.
will there
The has considerable
amateurs but the KeuzItung, giving interesting
lars of the Kaiser private library, much smaller
than is generally supposed.
Of
number have been acquired during twenty
Emperor 5 reign.
he
library
by eliminating nearly half being of
practical value
The catalogue the Empeor private books
The
and dictionaries The second Of books Jurisprudence third
archaeology and mythology the history
the Hohepzons; eighth,
sOaa recoectons and NINTH
the tenth geography ethnograIhy, while
devoted to German literature nd pictures
Each volume contains book plate designed by the
Ernest The design
II, Imperaor Regis Kaiser Wilhelm informed is
a collector of book plates.
brother, o
all Germany-Wes Gazette.
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Small Talks

ing the Governor
Honolulu always be depended upon support literally
w j. hAMrToN-Now member, full aedeed Of the
company too ''' anu "''"N S''' "'''
H. 5; sMlTH.Hononu the beautiful city ever
than you have her
T. D TENNEYl aaG suppose that President Wilson would
afford o his grip slip
JOHN A. NeCANDIFSs certainly is peunr state of affairs
Republicans should worry
JOHN W. CALDWELL know Mr. Pinkham personally and
given only half a
DEPUTY ATToRNEY.G ENERAL sMITH-The Kelctt charges
Of course of criminal That that the
of time they win be heard before the grand jury.
A. d. CAsrRo3one advantage of living Mnkk heights is
that removed from the turmoil life
i that it is really pleasure to live and enjoy life
Fp believe that the legislature should
sion fund Inc policemen or dremen might start
during my recent visit the island of the Wales p eeT
ny nioyed myself though had hustle about
1oRRlN ANDREwsf has any money sympathy
murdered Police G,c &b4e rather than TO% ng an" 9u1 os s
| his murderer oil with n mgated
JOHN W. CALDWELL firing every employee of the
" T %n % "sn,v WSG Gd to lose ,n that %%yng Day
Of ACnese players and insist immediate
TREASURER d. l." CoNKLING.-It may Governor
a% f the consent a Of the . tsS" float that loan in the
sage and win attend to the rest of the business.
HARBoRMAsTER FoSTER-wh happens to a vessel when
they come Off the floating drydoek whether they launched
floating IS
W. w rlAiER-l quietly pegging along certain line
which hope will results
want to the thing n
to spoil it, 1t has nothing to do with Michigan University
| CHARLES H. MERRIAMThe difference
and myself baseball is that while
in the field his
team that all the millions King the Capitol
beat.
ROBERT PARKER faces the Capitol and with
oustretched hand
the SO long old
viii never be able to win from the Judiciary baseball
| old thing
H. KoHLER bon vvant and reconeurrhe introduction of
the Cabaret of by the Young
should be well supported by What
sit down to well cooked and carefully selected dinner
troubles while
other refined vaudeville speciality
W. H. HooGS.Jus because japanese yard
thirtytwO the
don why the police should disturb the quiet OF peaceful Ma
XXI If
why don they after the highe ups break the
bridge whist
gambling The of
fund "A benevolent
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02

As he stepped of the hall glanced up sunny
skies High Private Jones unlocked his belt
all orders and regulations and with sigh of shifted
tOOhpick and reached for a snck of Durham.
% Ever such weather this time of the
You ge got TO hand 10 this place, il has
in mind of first Thanksgiving the
"sI il, J begged the Wise Recruit who liked
em when they ddn curve his This the
for little aud ia like 10 hear real soldier tell about bis
Jones let match out, he looked tho kid
of his II he slipping him anything,
cudiug II the square he fred nap his cigarette
"Oh, we'll ddn % start ANYTHING, Private
hut H. short story Thanksgiving Day unughtyHaught spent
OUTPOST three miles nhOye Laeuran watching m ta
Little brown roers n rared some iol ttcy Y
the nnia hy inches there A0n yau3 No they hfgc
other INIT and n rnel u eighteen day
wei woorir bad nmnRp hu and blue flannel shirt
BAD hlnli emit hundred rounds of e mule bell hanR
event, al fonl ui my ThmhtgIHg dinner hJt night when I
relieved along With ihr other f 80 bard
tact Tor tHi lnf, krn caribou aris
mane don't thm ihfm eafh'i rurhn.rd regular though
mostly ihp Nas rseentd with krpH
h'aHpn ill lHd strung oulns ihi dnY fruse there
nuliH riffhilntf The
mfnn lni ninnli sentenced fnllr inmha aud
ibF} bumped fm on hui 10y Ia s 10 amigos TIPPED
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
More Wonderful Wonders.

Since Luscious Pnkham
finished revision the order of
lowing revision of the Eight Wonders of the World
T. The place whore they the dirt they dug the
Canal. 'N
p The Democratic off
living the
grocer and the butcher couldn t before.
g. Bryan
a. The sefrestrant manifested by the civil service commission
far refrainng wearing perwgs black
Our prominent Democratic leaders telling good
Pnlham will be.
g. Joe Fern. .. ... ... .rt ..
T. j. Carlos sudden fondne for the places go
to the in ships
g. The unnltimating ultiInatm
g. The difference the concerning
candidates high Office
ccrnng the they will jobs
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
Baseball and Civilization

magazine speaks of baseball cyzng influence
Philippines " II WASH that way When
the island the Americans baseball hore
Puerto Ricns took hold Of II with avd They
their mines aud had them running good shnpe FINALLY
great throng attended the play
Tho Puerto Rans showed great oSete during gnme
II aloso 10 bloody heat The umpire made decision that they
ddnt IKE they attacked him, and there general dg
Nh nrossaed the calling oui Of the police bat they found
unequal 10 the hsk Of qeng thn mob then military had
10 f called upon II scattered the r0mhhtans crowd
AeNe after that would the Americans with the
M least aTng tho i've l writer there The
nni Puerto heans bad baseball grounds adjoining b they
thought ~ playing together after The hst The Puerto krans
oiion WAS TOO aer especially WHOM hr umpire di not decide
Their way Ohio state Jouinsl
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
English War Office Bothered

The disappearance
London owing the revolution in traffic caused by
placed the War Office somewhat
the source from which the territorial horses oAGd train
principally the omnibus proprietor, and
the
the War Office is faced with the pedcamen that mobilization
would be impossible horse the mounted
London WITHOUT resorting mpsnent Either, therefore,
errorals purchase sufficient animals enable them
their training, hire them price
enable the latter keep their stables well dledT Bits
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
Homer and Humbug

do not mind conessng that for long time past
septical about the classics myself trained
scholar 1t seemed the only thing to do with acquired
facility handling Latin Greek
of either of them distinguish which il CHANGING
and with the help of dictionary aud whip off trana
ton of IL in less than three hours.
But amy pleasure from lied about pleasure
of it, Al first, perhaps lied through vanity
understand the feeling Later lied through habit; still
because after ALL the classics all that
them have n deceived dog thus value pup
deg and child dead doll with the
stephen Leacock in the Century
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
The Lincoln Highway

Construction work begin greaes building
the Cnesars building
the highways which m the main tboougiare Europe gave
rise 10 the that 'al roads lead Rome
counterpart Of onds the Lincoln highway national
hOio that will extend 800 miles the
neni from New York kRn Francisco ue the Roman
which manifestation Of imperial power the Lincoln highway
Ia the result popular be- built popular
subscription After over year Of careful nfesgaton ana after
conferences with the officials the different
The hghway through the has deuiey
while VI the f00oO0O needed for carrying the work
fi0pQNp has Abeady been wsfrbe rwrNo states viii be-
crossed by this mghsaY Which b. 10 serve 70 future generations
aiieg memorial 20 ihe mafyrd President whose name u hes-
Popular AselInies,
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: E 7B4T7st.anao,

of squalls hut in range all day
Feel sorry those guysi Wen ~ should nit Say il you
chance the preeding OF those trials by mn
had native had TO XII a
they would him. aud the ignorant he
he hml
pair them when they came up
prison DE Union They massaced barfo
apiece.
kid prefer that of Thanksgiving celebration to
this why borderi just had latter
Texas City He there's plenty of chow
the line hut blame little of anything the other SIDE
with good prospects OF going over.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
LIVE ALL GIRLS
BY " 8. uoodhue.
old Latin Verse.

BY v. 8, uoodhue.
"Iiye all girls and so say /.
Let them live forever
II we didn Z have them all,
What l wonder would befall
All of MS together
just the sweetest things on earth,
Couldn Z well be sweoter;
Fresh and rosy as peach,
From garden or the beach
Where you chance to meet her
Tripping as maid to school,
Dainty as a ribbon
Beamng with modest charm;
Books of all sorts ON her arm
From Guyot to Gibbon
Walking down through lovers lane,
Graceful, tall and slender
With coy effort to conceal
The effect of his appeal
Made so low and tenderA
Sewing she waits on him,
For his footstep listening;
Chances upward now and then,
Quick her heart beats; "That is Ben
l can hear him whistling'l
Singing sweet lullaby,
ls there music rarcr
All loving mother Il care,
In the soothing, cooling air
THRILLED to this wavfarer
Sitting in her old arm chair,
Head all white and hoary;
All the wavy twists of hair
In the sun she sits there
What a Crown of Glory
Live all girls God bless each one
Babe, school maid or older;
May her eyes be free from tears
And among the happy years
May pure love enfold her
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
Filipincs Score High.

hint at one Of the for the high of living Ha
wal contained IN the Governors report He that
as there were 1900 fpnos In the Islands that public
nd "a stand the expense Of eonvcng S7 OF than violations
81 The law which that
pnbe charge for Of the time The Fpnos headed
the list Of convictions the eight naenhls classified by
nee percentage their score being 1913 cent against pe
cent for the Koreans the In line The poTugese
Of population Of aegi0 had recorded against
them, percentage of sa the best showing The other
Percentages Hawaiian 1885, Cbip0ss japanese 86b
rom, psl Porto Reap, IbS Others $50
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02

nOyrfno rnkhami lni ohral act will 10 fan The LEGAL
death wapant ~ convicted murderer After thai be- will tackle
the bH batch ~ lofal death ANnina him
fhr hobsla Midget fslls a tho "loi poloLn
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1913-12-02
High Private Jones Thanksgiving.

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