Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-12

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1ArAN HAS made few briof re-
marks tn China. the meaning of which
Notwithstanding the diversity Oh lon-
euaGe appears % he reasonably plain.
3d.
Modern version.
Mary Mary Quite contrary
Why dunt YOU wear Hume oi0ihesl
You're fircssed M 10 a hubble tain
And transparent hose.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
d.
EDWARD pAYSON WESTON has
hough, farm IN minncsota--and one
wonders how on earth ne Will ever
carry Il around with him,
o.
THERE rs nothing Ia the proposals
or counter proposals 80 FAR as we
can sec 60 prevent Colonel Roosevelt
from becominE candidate Tor pvesi-
dent Qf Mexlco.
BELIEVE un. some fellows per-
spircd yesterday on the road 10 L.
leia who never worked before IN their
lircA
Al A sANDWICHFEsr n left
isosninE 40 be aesired.
c.
or COURSE. thar contest with thu
ant was All riGht. bat they should have
stayed Hon isprth IN a sandwich eat
ing compcslsion.
-.
10 YOUR CHRISTMAS bnt hold.
hold we'll lot thar wait q little longer.
COTE nLEAsE 4 runnina for SEN
asor in eouth Carolina. Kansas may
comfort herself with the reflection
that there are worse things than
drouths
STILL. no ono believes that Muir
phv h. CONFUSED with grief
o.
VIE DO NOT imagine that Mr.. Sui
ger viii be bothered By anything as
srifllng as supreme court Justices
decision
PICTURES Of Governor sulzer In
dictate ~ us that he D. one ~ those
foHoNe whose encrgits are mainly de-
voted 10 looking Is much az posi-
bic ike Ahra ham lincoln
ASD cnnsiderlng the number and
quality of The statesmen who have
ltfied 10 mako noise Hke A. Lincoln.
h mpm mnke Honest Abe rest UNI
easily IA Ms grave.
1FN Islands are reported u have
disappeared IN tho South Pacific.
Here r. something else for az 20 wor-
I ~ about
II o.
i THEN THERE are n lot Of people
who are apprchensiye iust because 81
the longth Of the omlnous silence OF
lT. r.
THE BATTLE of Kenesaw Noun
;nin is about 90 De fh over again.
..
THE EXCHANGE Of diplomatic
notes has reached high C---meaning
OF course. Artaxerxes, that It viii not
so any further.
MODIFYING our language 90 suit
the mixed audience we might say the
last one WAS deuce Of note.
O.
THE FOLLOWING from welt
known fashion journal may be char
lacicrized az an indetcrminatn aen-
tcncc. "Contcntmcnt with present
Reinforcement Is In our opinion. a sure
road 60 rotroRression. self oompia-
ccncy. Say we Will never get an In
dNidpal nor publication anywhere,
and II b. always our desire To- improve
this publication, no odds how perieci
Il may seem. we are looking for things
10 criiicise that we may better them.'
D.
MODERN happy ending: And so
they we're divorced. and lived happily
ever after"
| HEALTH COMMISSIONER Young
lof Chicago SAYS kiss Is dangerous
only when IL Is iuduigcd 10 so AS 6"
load 20 observation by an trato par
emit That's the kind 9f health
commissioner every city oasht 20
have.
D.
A CHICAGO Young woman laughed
10 hnrd an that venerable wheezo rc-
aardine the dogs short pants, thot
she swallowed @ ring ana is in pre-
lcarious condition. Why. accordingly
lasta "a friend invent any new iOkeff
o.
PRESIDENT WILSON" says the
\ unitinorc sun. els always doing fi1n
lnront page things OH. we'll go b.
lCastro. and Mulhall. and Harry Thnw
lnot 10 mention Emmolno Pankhurt
d
THAT REMINps us ~ the thrill OF
horror we had yesterday when We
len,y where England wanted % trade
ua Emmolinc Tor Harry
-E y. =.