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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14

FOOTBALL
INSTRUMENTATION

A son of Jack Dunn, the Baltimore
manager, Is captain Of the Baltimore
City college football eleven.
Princeton declares II good punter
can be found 1t will have one Of the
greatest teams on the girdiron.
One Of the big eastern universities
is reported to be considering moving
pictures In the development OF it's
team.
Guyon is the Jim Thorpe Of the
Carlisle backfield this year and is said
to be putting up brilliant offensive
game.
Branch Hickey is no winter Lacquer.
He is acting as assistant coach OF the
Washington University eleven in St.
Louis.
Andy Smith seems to be having bet
ter luck at Purdue than he had at
Penn. It is case of the man making
the coach?
The graduate manager of George
town athletics announces that his col
lege has not severed football relations
with the navy as was reported.
An intersectional football game be-
tween the western conference win
ners and the recognized eastern
champion eleven is being agitated in
different conference colleges.
Barrett, the Cornell, quarterback
has the record, up to date, for dis
lance punting. He made a 65-yard
boot in the Indian game. After it hit
the ground it rolled another Is yards.
Among the first-year men who are
expected to make the varsity at the
Naval academy next year is Hank
Blodgett, the young giant who was
the main factor in Commences sue
cess last season.
Eddie Trenkman Is evidently going
to make good as first-string center at
Princeton. Sermons held down the
Job at the first of the season, but the
Adelphi grads greater weight and
ability as a pivot man dislodged him
from the job.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
BASEBALL


President Barry Hermann expects
Joe Tinker to sign contract to man.
age the Reds again in 1914.
Apropos Of Whiteman's Passing to
Montreal, the New York Sun says he
should make his mark there, "particu-
larly with the stick"
Mrs. Agnes Havenor, owner of the
champion Milwaukee team, announces
that she will make the training trip
with the team next spring.
-
Frank Chance says that the reason
he let Derrick out of the big show was
that Claude didn't know in one game
whether he had been to bat or not.
Speaking of player-writers, Connie
Mack says that it's great pity that
there are not more Matthewsons and
Collins and less Marquards in the vari.
ETY..
A statistician has figured it out that
the worlds series cost $1,250,O00. It's
a costly luxury that B. B. Johnson,
Mack, McGraw, Lynch, ct al, favor re-
taiuing.
Leslie Bush, the sensational young
hurler Of the Athletics, was chased
off the mound last season by all of the
seven clubs. He hurled but five CON-
plete games.
Hooks Wiltse could have had the
lob of managing Mobile that fell to
Briscoe Lord, but the veteran south
paw took a chance on being able to
fool National Leaguers one more
year.
After all, perhaps it's just as we'll,
the two Grand Old Men OF baseball
didn't lay world series this year. IN
the Cleveland Pittsburgh set-to, La
Joie batted .2O7 and Wagner .107.
Manager Fred Clarke will not retire
from the game this year. Carbe -
ready to sign a contract for next
year.
A Cincinnati paper claims that next
to Walter Johnson, Eddie Collins Is
the most valuable player In the Amer
lean Association"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14

S.my.e FGt IN .aS% ana White velvet.
arc tailors are striving to obtain; this
IL the latest idea in the world of
fashion
Such nantes are made Of hand
painted gauze and Of fine black lace:
they are trimmed with bands of sable,
fox, chinchilla, skunk and various
other furs.
Material Must Be Supple.
The choice of material is wide, but
one thing Is absolutely necessary, that
is that the garment should be made of
some stuff which is as supple as chif-
,fon. Upon the pliable qualities of the
material the success of the garment
depends. Such model would be SIM
ply grotesque if carried out in thick
cloth or heavy silk. To look we'll it
must hang in straight, clinging folds,
and this is only possible when ultra
supple materials are employed.
Charmeuse embroidered in Japanese
style is extremely effective for these
nantes. The Partisan dressmakers
and tailors vie with each other in an
effort to obtain original and uncom-
mon designs for these embroideries,
and with the addition OF bands of fur
and dainty Innings, the loveliest gar
ments are created.
Such a cloak as that will be very
popular all through the winter for
afternoon wear at the smart restau-
rants These loose wraps can be
thrown off with the greatest ease and
a costume of white or pastel tinted
crepe looks delicious when emerging
from the generous folds Of velvet or
embroidered satin.
have mentioned in several recent
articles that this is essentially pic.
turesque age. Women are looking un-
usually pretty and attractive this win
ter, and l attribute this fact, largely,
to the picturesque dresses and dresses
which are SO much the fashion.
Smart Autumn Hats.
have sketched this week one Of the
new models for autumn wear. One of
these sketches represents a very orig
inal and uncommon tricorne. This
shape is once more fashionable. In
fact, it is going to be one of the most
popular shapes of the winter season.
The model shown in my sketch was
made of black velvet, and 1t was Dor.
dered with white fox. The turned.up
brim was so arranged that the curved
lines seemed to overlap each other.
This hat is one which I can confident
ly recommend to those in search OF an
effective model for wearing with au-
tumn walking suits.
Another popular design as a simple
little hat in black and white velvet,
with a quaint white marabout mount
jutting out at one side. This mixture
of black and white velvet is in great
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Raq-O-MuHins.

Three cups -four. four level tea.
spoons baking powder, one-half tea.
spoon salt two tablespoons sugar.
about three-quarter cup milks. one
half teaspoon cinnamon, one-half cup
currants or chopped raisins. two table
spoons butter. Mix as for biscuits.
Roll out to one-quarter inch thickness
in long sheet. brush with butter and
sprinkle with fruit, sugar and CHINA.
mon. Roll like jelly roll Cut of
pieces three-quarter inch in thickness
Bake in butter tin in hot over and
about Is or IS minutes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
PUGILISM

Carl Morris is bowling for a return
match with Gunboat Smith, who won
from the Oklahoman on a foul.
Steve Ketchel of Chicago and Patsy
Drouillard of Windsor fought a
great eight-round draw at Windsor
Jimmy Walsh, who lost the decision
in a bout with Champion jcAnay ~
bane recently, has challenged the title
holder to another match.
AL Reich knocked out Tim Logan Of
Philadelphia after a minute of boxing
in the fourth round of scheduled ten
round bout at New York.
Gunboat Smith knocked out Tony
Ross of New Castle, Pa. in the tenth
round of what was intended to be
twelve-round bout at Boston.
Packey Mcfarland dates his retire
ment at early next year and says be-
fore it occurs he wishes to box Ritch-
lie, Welsh and Mike Gibbons.
Latest advices from Winnipeg say
that Young Saylor deliberately fouled
Freddie Welsh when the Englishman
appeared to have the advantage.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
CaprloenouS,

Som etimes l think l never shall be
able to understand these political
terms" sighed Mrs. Jenner Lee On
dego For instance, since my hus.
band lost that collectorship he says
he'll have to draw in his horns on
household expenses; and yet the first
thing he said when he received his
notice Of dismissal was, Well, they've
got my goat at last!"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Roast Goose.

Select a bird with clean white
skin, plump breast and yellow feet
and let 1t hang for a few days. To
have a proper flavor it should be stuff
ed with sage and onions before roast
ing. Roast from an hour and halt
to two hours. according to size. and
crumbs richly Drowned. and tureeu
OF apple sauce.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Mexican Goldfish,

Saute a small onion chopped fine in
three tablespoons Of butter, then add
two tablespoons of flour, half green
pepper minced and cupful of stewed
and strained tomato. When the sauce
reaches boiling point add half pound
Of faxed Goldfish that has been fresh.
ened in cold water and parboiled. Sim.
mer slowly for ten minutes and serve
very hot.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
BILLIARDS

There is a prospect Of the English
aud American champions meeting in
series of matches at the English
style of billiards when Melbourne In
man, the English champion, reaches
Now York from northwest Canada.
Although the eastern members Of
the National Billiard league declined
to compete in the annual three cush-
ion tournament this year, the western
members are planning to form an in
tercity circuit, to include Chicago.
Pittsburgh, Kansas City and St Louis.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Potato Straw8.

Wash and peel some potatoes, cut
them into small shreds, about the
thickness of matches, wash and dry
on a cloth; throw them a few at
time into plenty Of clear. boiling fat
shake the potatoes about in the fat
until they are crisp and of a deep vel
low color Drain on cloth, sprinkle
slightly with salt and serve on fold.
ed napkin.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
How 70 Cook Dried Peas

Place lump of soda the size Of a
walnut in a saucepan of cold water,
add the peas to this, and bring to the
boil; allow them to boil for forty min
utes. They will then be beautifully
soft and we'll cooked. If for soup. add
to the stock, otherwise they should be
drained in colander, buttered and
peppered, and set aside for few sec
onds for the butter to melt into them
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Her Dear Friends.

II think Archie Allscadds has made
up his mind to marry" said the VI
vacious blonde.
ITO marry Virgie Skeemer?" que
ried the sparkling brunette.
''Uh-huh."
What symptoms do you notice.
WELL he wears sort OF resigned,
what 'he-use expression on his face.
and doesn't run when he sees her
coming now"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Rocks.

One scant cup butter, two eggs, one
and one-half cups sugar, one teaspoon
cinnamon, one 5@rnoon soda dissolved
in two thirds GU Haot water, one
pound of English walnut meats, one
and one.half cups Of raising, three
cups of -four, one gill grape juice
Bake in q slow oven. f.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
The 1hinQ to Do.

What shall I say II Mr.. Binkton
asks me to marry him asked the
young woman.
Don't bother about studying what
you will say" replied Miss Cayenne.
"Rehearse an effort to look sur
prised."
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
No Small SorroNNs,

"A man likes big and heroic enter
prises."
That's right" replied Mrs. Corn
tossel. Alexander wept because
there were no more worlds to con-
quer But you never hear Of man
sheddin' a tear because there's nj
more wood to chop or water to carry
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
An Eatinu Tour.

"Tril me about Berlin"
Got some fine sausages there
London must have been interest
ing"
Greatest place In the world 6oF
mutton chops"
Tell me. do your recoIIectton2 Of
Europe hinge solely on what you had
to eat?"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Wiser, Too.

How can you have changed SO,
Henry? Before we were married you
said you were fairly Intoxicated with
love for me-"
We'll, Mrs. Peck, it usually takes
drastic methods to sober man up
and I'm sober noW!"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
A SuHrauette,

What Is this?"
AN invitation from Mrs. Militant
to her daughters coming out party
Her daughters coming; out party?
Why, her daughter Is thirty-seveu
years old"
You don't understand. She's com.
ing out of Jail"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
undertaking Him.

my dear boy. l happen to know
you mortgaged your house and lot In
order to buy that motor car. How
are you managing to Keep it In re-
pair"
mo trouble about that. give an
occasional mortgage on some bit Of
personal property. From the way you
talk, Uncle Henry, one would think
hadn't any business capacity at ALT"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Investment.

q Have you put by some money for
tA-ainy day."
oh. yes, dear aunt"
What did you put 1t in?"
"A gold-handled. twenty.fve-dolla
silk umbrella"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Bad News.

Doctor" said the young wife OF
the rich old miner. how do you and
my husband?"
so much better, madam" replied
the physician, "thet think he will
recover to live many years"
She turned deadly pale and burst
into tears.
Alas" she cried, Il felt insttnc-
lively that must be prepared for the
Worst!"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
AQUATIC

Max Quertz, Germany's foremost
yacht designer, who produced the Me-
teor, the Germania and other fast
yachts, may be commissioned to build
a 75-foot cutter if German yacht clu b
challenges next year for the Americas
cup.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
His Interest.

1T is estimated that not more thai
half the children born survive theh
fifth year."
That's terrible. and something
should be done about it." replied the
mill owner. When those children
got to be a couple of years older
they'd be ready to go to work.
Puck
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
The Result,

IF naval officers are compelled TO
witness surgical operations they will
be reduced to the condition of the pa
TENTS"
How so?"
II should think they would be very
much cut up"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
A Good Remedy.

How annoying! My wife ia ~
ways ailing-the hard work fatigues
her"
my wife also was always iIi. but
now she enjoys the best Of health"
How did you cure herr"
Il told her that would give her 50
doctor. Since then she is quite well"
lie Sourire.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
In the Thirties.

An Envious Contemporary Ito Mfss
Budlong)-And SO you are really en-
gagged to Mr.. Timid Smithkins?
Miss Budlong quite provokingiyt-
Yes, dear; and want you to susSess
something sweet and tender to 60 In
my engagement ring.
Envious Contemporary-ifI were In
your place Id just have the afmpIs
word Eureka.-Puck
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
His OCCUPATION.

II know a man who can supply
affinities at short notice."
who is he?"
MY shoemaker He makes a bust.
ness of giving sole mates"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Uncompromlslnq.

why don't you write to that man
against whom you have grievance?"
Because I'm no hypocrite. I'm
no* going to sit down and address him
~ Dea1 GiE.'"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Dark Town.

Of 10000 townships in France hav.
ing more than 1000 inhabitants. about
5000 are without any public lighting.
OF the remainder, there are 1,249
lighted by gas, 2,763 lighted by elec-
tricity and 172 by acetylene.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
The Question Answered.

Doctor (after examinationt-Maa-
am, there is nothing ailing you. You
have a constitution Of iron.
Obese Patient-I have often 1un.'
dered what made me 80 heavy.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Where He Was Wronq.

"Dobbs says that he Is man who
takes his medicine without complain
ing" That's true but he has mis-
taken idea as to the medicinal value
Of alcohol '-Birmingham Age-Herald.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Need It All Right.

Stox-"Say, old man, I'm sorry that
market tip l gave you yesterday
turned out so bad. l hope" Fox
"Oh, that's all right. passed it along
to fellow had grudge against"
Boston Transcript
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Brltlsh CoIumbia's Timber,

With the exception Of Siberia, Bra
zil and the northwestern United
States, British Columbia's timber
wealth is reported to be unparalleled
in any other country.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Embarrassment Of Riches,

where can you put my ad. in the
paper?"
You can take your choice, sir We
can put 1t either next the latest de-
veopments In the Thaw case or the
murder mystery that defies solution "
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
He Still Hoped,

Mrs. Matchem-Forty years old, Mr..
Singleton, and never been married?
Dear me! But surely you have not
given up all hope?
Singleton-No, indeed! ! hope
am safe for another forty years. any
way.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Overheard In the VILLAGE.

Jed Tunkins says he's gettin' ter
rible hard O. hearin'."
YES. Jed's always foolin' his uias
one way or another. Now he Jes' Ted,
her talk on an goes to sleep"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
How Thew Shop.

II can understand a woman want
ing to match piece of silk"
"Well?"
But why should she make me show
her all the refrigerators and grind
stones we have in stock?"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14

Why Not Mortgage Somethsnsf
Il need a new tire for my auto
well, can't you raise the windr'
"Oh, yes; but what cant raise o.
the price of the rubber and STUN taas
contains it." 4
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14

Our old friend Andy Carnegie,
wants Ouimet to win at Skibo probab-
ly just to show some of his conceted
neighbors they are not SO many.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Real Way.

Real Way. -. \
IN that quarrel did the other maa
make cutting retort?" "
He did-with q knife 4,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14

1t is estimated that nearly $30,000,-
900 Is spent on golf in England. OF
this huge sum $12,5O0.0O0 goes to the
caddies.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Just So,

anybody can get to Easy street.
You 60 up Perseverance avenue and
turn into Hard Work lane"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
One Of Nebraska's Best Football Play.
ers and as the Leader Of That Team
Has Brought It Into the LimeIight
This Season.
GOLF

. Yale University has an eighteen.
hole-golf course within easy access OF
the campus.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14

George Duncan, the fastest playing
English professional, won the open
French golf tournament in Chantilly,
France, with an aggregate of 304
strokes for the four rounds Of the 49,
hole course.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14
Bad Situation,

II don't know how We'll face our
neighbors when they return"
What has happened?"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14

1--WE were taking care OF their cat
and their parrot Yesterday the cat
ate the parrot and then died Of indi-
Eestion."
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1913-11-14

THE trouble is that when they see
that last name on the corner lamp
post, most Of them turn back"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-07-10

went to La Crosse and spent the
Fourth with the Anderson family, ex-
pecting to return today. Just as
they were about 30 leave La Crosse
they were notified of the death of Mr..
Anderson and then decided to remain
for the funeral. Mr. Anderson had
visited here and was known in this
city.
Saturday afternoon Mr.. aad Mrs.
M. J. Dwyer of Green Bay hired rig
at the Hungerford livery barn and
while driving near the old Catholic
cemetery the horse became frightened
at an automobile driven by Charles
Norman Of Chicago. Tie carriage
was overturned and the occupants
were thrown out. Mrs. Dwyer was
badly bruised and was unable to be
about on Sunday. The carriage was
damaged in almost every part and the
horse received several bad cuts about
it's legs. The driver of the buggy
claims the automobile ran too close to
him,
During the months of January, Feb
ruary and March, the first quarter of
the year 1918, there were 1888 deaths
in Wisconsin, according to the report
OF the state board Of healthjus issued,
making a material increase in the
death rate as compared with the past
five years. Important periods of NOR
taIity are shown, revealing that l, 4O9
died in infancy or under one year OF
age, 387 between the ages of one and
four years and 2,876 after passing IS
years The annual death rate is 1927
per 900, little higher than former
years. The only disease that showed
an increase was pneumonia.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-07-10
BALL TO SUCCEED HAYWOOD
Unofficial Word from Washington
Predicts His Annointment.

Lafayette, Ind, July IAN unoff.
cial telegram was received by Mayor
George R. Durgan from Washington
saying that Representative Peterson
had recommended Charles H. Ball
for postmaster here
1t is understood that Ball will sue
coed George P. Haywood next week.
Senator Kern has been enlisted in the
support of Ball, and leading Demo
cats here say that Ball is sure to be
the next postmaster.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-07-10
New Application Of Christianity
Failed to Pay.
CHANGED POPULATION CAUSE
Pastor, Who Built Hotel, Freo
Library, Dining Room, Tailor Shop
and Gave Automobile Rides to For
egners Failed to Get Results and
Has Taken Another Charge.

Philadelphia, July THE old
Presbyterian church Of Northern Lib
critics, a historic structure at Fourth
and Buttonwood street, and it's many
allied institutions has been put up for
sale and the signs Of realty brokers
adorn the walls Of what, at one time,
was believed to be one of the paying
forms of practical christianity in the
city.
The former pastor of the church,
DR.. William H. Helderby, has accepted
a call to Pittsburgh, and with his de-
parture has come the end of all the
enterprises which were begun at a
considerable outlay of money.
Population Changed.
DR.. Helderby, when he found that
the population of the neighborhood
was changing from the old American
residents who settled there, to a
variety of nineteen different nations,
starting in two year ago, established
all kinds of features. He constructed
sort of Mills Hotel. He put UP a
free library and a dining room and
not to be outdone by another pro-
gressive church in the immediate
neighborhOOd, which was pushing him
hard for popularity, he rented a
building and placed within it an
Armenian tailor, whose duty it was to
press the clothes of the derelicts and
the foreigners, who wanted to look as
prosperous as they might be, when
they came to church-this without
charge to the patrons and at the ex-
pense Of the church.
New Way to Church.
An automobile was purchased to
give those of the Pensioners, rides
who had never been able to afford
them before and in other ways the
way to heaven through this new kind
of church was a path de luxe, which
has not paid. The expenditures en-
tailed were far exceeding the income
from the investment and the trustees
Of the church soon found that they
would have to face bankruptcy and
have all their possessions sold if
halt was not called. There were some
stormy meetings with the trustees and
finally as a solution of the problem DR..
Helderby accepted pastorate in the
west and the elders of the church
have decided to sell the outside ven
lures of the church and get back to
first principles.