New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-08-30
AS I WAS SAYING

| Heavens to Betsy. what fun they had at oher-
| brooke! 'Hooray for the British flag! Hooray lot
| Harry Thaw!" shrieked men and women stanoins
on chairs and waving handkerchiefs, parasols and
| hats. ~
| II was an inspiring occasion Thaw bowed three
| tines like q stage star taking curtain cali HIS
cheeks were flushed, his big brown eyes shone out
| he maintained his composure why not! Ham he
forseen It?
We had. So had every true sport" with red cor
muscles in his blood" Hooray for Harry and his
puck and the fine. frisky run he has given us!
Murderer? Libertne? Lunatic? oh, chuck 1t!
Here's hoping he wins
Which exalted sentiment is nuts to the Muse OF
History When It is all over-the thrill and the up
| uft and the glory-and the old girl buckles down
again TO her chapter THE Recall OF JUDGES
| ct the People Rule" what copy It will make!
| For she builds her jokes methodcaly. same proc
ess always-putting two and two together. And' oy
| Georre, Il must be a sacred screamer she IS con-
structing now We pity the judges.
Their bench was a rickety enough roost before ou'
tbs vindication OF the recall in the courtroom at
Sherbrooke has jiggled it all out OF kiter Al ids'
we see clearly what it is that ails judges
! They know heaps about law. They have an achihs
horror of Injustice They keep cool They have naled
| their hair on. and their shirts likewise "iah'eu
! But they sports?
Prison reform is getting on. we nave peen IAN
| ing with Mr. Waldo Lawson Sullivan. OF Boston
and he made us understand by gesture that '"e
Rostonians have crowned their state prison win d
silver dome and painted that OF their jail
bewitchng green. ~
| r7c.Ier,, Isn.t the prison problem fundamentally
on affair az domes? Having treated the exterior OF
those outside it only remains to treat the interior
OF those inside.
The East River about TO die. salutes you We see
nv the papers that distinguished engineer clothed
and in his right mind Is planning 10 apohsh It,
But brethren. our prayer is that II will not be done
has,t1y Think Of the blow to the bridge jumpers.
tho embarrassment 10 the bridges and the hardship
90 RrookIvn Especially this last! No East River no
East River ferryboats: no East River ferryboats no
delay. without delay what possible incentive 10 hNe
in Brooklyn?
besides, consider Miss Nav Irwin. Not lightly
should We spoil her favorite dtty;
II sata lone inthe BOAT,
Slngingju ikea frog:
There's no placelike ho-omc.
But couldn't get home inthe fog
Picture in Punch" Militia at manDuvres Butter
ny seen awaiting the field Excited figure, cap
in air enlvening the foreground with enthusiastic
Jumps Beneath the picture this:
Sergeant-"Here! What the deuce are you at! Lilo
down; you'll give the whole baly show away"
chronological Priyate-"Hang IT, man. must have
it! It's awfuy rare-a Dotted Iddyumpticus
This teaches us what an abominable vice entomology
IS But do you realize the awful thing 1t leads TO!
Paragraphing.
u eavs IN "The birmingham Daily POST: "A great
nearl robbery at Narragansett Pier is now exciting
American society The victim OF Americas ATTEST
detectives is Mrs Charles Rumsey" So no wonder
the English are afraid risk their exhibits at our
Exposition
prominent sleeper. resent the ugly rumor
that sleep can be overdone. II Is true OF course.
that by sleeping only two hours a night Professor
Paul Haupt has mastered Hebrew, Arabic Aramac.
sanskrit and many other unnecessary noises. yet we
do not envy Professor Paul Haupt. Give US Nan
SEN lie and trusty Johannsen passed an ideal
winter Slept twenty hours out Of every twenty
four.
This explains the lure OF the frozen North.
fdgetsome disconented race, explorers crave life
Of excitement.
And speaking OF sleep. how we pity those Jersey
convicts! Think Of camping in Jersey! We have
tried 1t.
Huge sport though brutal was predicted When
ever one lighted on the and bored through at
we were to grab his bill and hang on. His struggles
would become a source OF hilarious merrment But
why did no one tell us 1t was useless to attempt
keeping hold with only ono hand?
Hearing that tho Department OF Agriculture's new
films illustrate the rnarvels OF bee culture, look
for gratifying results Surely the warning Will not
20 UNDECIDED. Quick to learn, the public will realize
that this is not the only form OF culture that
suits all too promptly in amplhed head.
RLH.
HONOR TO WHOM HONOR is DUE.