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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
state Paws Off Pensioners,

Jefferson City.-State Treasurer
Deal and Auditor Gordon have trans
mitted 563 checks to Confederate pen
sioners in Missouri, this being the
first installment under the act OF the
lest general assembly providing for
these pensions.
The checks range from IS to $50,
being regulated by the date on which
the pensioners claim was approved
and certified by Adj. Gen. O'Meara.
Nearly 100 more checks will be sent
out. The toal amount disbursed to
date is sS,146,53.
Only INDECENT ex-Confederates are
eligible as pensioners. In all there
have been nearly 1900 applicants and
the still are coming in.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Rash ITCHED AND BURNED

400 South Hermitage Ave, Chicago,
Hit was attacked with a breaking
out on the inside of my arms. 1t was
a small rash or pimples and It itched
and burned, especially at night, SO
that before l knew 1t l had made my
self sore. l had to wear the finest
kind Of cotton underwear, no wooden
at all, because the least thing irritat-
ed it and made 1t much worse. The
rash itched and smarted until at times
I got no sleep at all.
II had IL is trouble and took treat
ments for about one year, but they
only gave me relief while taking
them. Then l began using Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and ! got relief
right away. In three months was q
well man again." (Signed) II. w.
Foley, Nov. 5, 1912.
Cuticura Sosp and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-I. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticpia, Dept. L, Boston. ADV,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Guard . az Reserve Rank.

Jefferson City.-Adjt. Gen. O'Meara
has announced the selection of dele
gates to represent the National Guard
Of Missouri at the convention of the
National Guard Association of the
United States at Chicago Oct 6, z
and s.
Congress will be urged to make the
national guard a reserve of the regu-
lar army in case of war and to allow
the commissioned officers and enlist
ed men u small amount of pay for at
tendance each year at 45 drills.
Advocates Of the national guard
say that if congress passes this meas
ure there will be no trouble in keep
ing the companies and regiments re-
cruited up to the standard at all
times.
The delegates from Missouri are;
Brig. Gen. Harvey G. Clark, Nevada,
commanding general; Brig. Gen. John
B. O'Meara, St. Louis. adjutant gen.
eral; Col. Nelson C. Edwards, st,
Louis, commanding First regiment;
Col. William C. Raupp, Pierce City,
commanding Second regiment; Col
Fred A. Lamb, Kansas City, com
handing Third regiment; Col. Clay
| C. Macdonald, st. Joseph, command
ing Fourth regiment; Col. Arthur L
Oliver, Caruthergville, commanding
Sixth regiment.
Adjt. Gen. O'Meara, who has beer
a consistent advocate of federal leg
i~slation for provision for paying mem
bers of the national guard for part o
their time, at least, is confident tina
the Chicago meeting will give a grea'
impetus to passage of such a measur'
in congress.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
HiIlsboro Bank Case Heard.

Hillsboro.-From testimony devel-
oped it is believed the county court
order making the bank of H~illsboro
the county depository will be set aside.
The action was brought by J.. G.,
Denny and $50 taxpayers against the
Jefferson county court and the bank
of Hillsboro. Testimony developed
the bank of Hillsboro offered 2 per
cent interest and 3A per cent was Of
fered by the Jefferson County Trust
company. Documents were offered and
witnesses testified to the condition Of
the trust company. Judge w. G.
Kerchoff said he knew the trust COM
pany was solvent, bue favored the
bank Of Hillsboro because it cashed
the county warrants at cost.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Willie collier,s lest.

1t is beginning to look as though the
funniest lines in the theater are saved
out Of the plays and used between the
acts. A few nights ago De Wolf Hop
per got his best laugh by a remark
made during an entire 'acte speech.
And last night this growing fashion
was again illustrated at the Criterion,
when William Collier, thanking the
audience, said:
George Cohan is out Of danger"
The audience a~pplauded vigorously,
whereupon Mr.. Collier added:
"And has been for a week."
Then the audience laughed.-New
York Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Bailey Heads state Game Farm.

Jefferson City,-Jesse B. Jones,
state game and fish commissioners,
has appointed DR.. S. M. Bailey of
Elsberry, Mo-, as. superintendent OF
the state game farm. Bailey sue
ceeds Hartley Broadbent.
Commissioner Jones says he will
not undertake next season to raise
English pheasants, b~elieveing them
to be not adapted to this climate. II
the game fund is large enough he
may purchase and distribute Hung
arian cartridges, which he finds have
in most instances multiplied where
released.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

Chicago, I'LL take pleasure in
writing to thank you for what Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
done for me. l suffered with such aw-
full periodic pains, and had a displace-
ment, and received no benefit from the
doctors. I was advised to take Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
am now a well as ever."-Mrs. VIII
LIAM FULLY, 2O52 Ogden Avenue,
Chicago, Ill.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinl1ham's Vegeta-
BILE Compoundwill help you, write
to Lydia e. inkhamMedici Co.
confidential Lynn, Mass, for add
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman,
and held In strict confidence.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
chance FOR Misslonarles.

A missionary stationed in a land
where the natives we're cannibals
wrote for assistance as follows: our
small force Of brethren seems to be
unable to cope with the distress
which prevails in this dark and be-
nighted land. Many Of the natives are
starving for food. Please send a few
more missionaries"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. l feel very grateful that
/ found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter if you wish. |
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron, Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music Of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. ALI 8 sent free
Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Ozark rralla convention Nov. 6.

Neosho.-At a joint meeting of,the
executive committee of the Ozark
Trails association and the CONNER
cial club of Neosho the time for hold
ing the Ozark Trails convention at
Neosho was fixed for Nov. 6 and T..
The Ozark Trails is a system of roaGs
connecting Missouri, Arkansas and
Oklahoma.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
MitcheII suoceeds AseL

Jefferson City.AMaj. f. w. Mitchell
of Fayette, Howard county, Democrat,
who succeeded Chris Asel, Republic.
an, as custodian of the Missouri su.
preme court building, has assumed
charge of his office. Asel was ap.
pointed when the court was Repub,
liean. Republican employees under
Asel probably will have to go to make
room for Democrats,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Normal School Presidents Meet.

Observation-Disclosures John F.,
Kirk of the Kirksville Normal and w
L. Darlington of the Springfield Nor
NAL were the guests of President w
J. Hawkins of the W%arrensburg Nor
NAL. The school men met to discuss
better methods of education in the
normal schools of the state. Each re,
port a larger attendance at their
schools than in previous years in spite
Of the great loss by the patrons OF
the school through the recent drought
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Case of Mrs. Tully.

your medicine. Mrs. JESSIE SCHAAR,
413 Main St., GRANVILLE, Ill.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Always Popular Car.

We'll, Bildad," said Jimsonberry,
81 suppose now that you are living
out in the country, you have a car"
YES" said Bildad. THAT is, my
neighbors and l have one together"
"Really?" said Jimsonberry.
COOPERATIVE arrangement, eh? Not
a bad idea. What make is tt?"
'Oh, just plain Trolley. Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Rayne AGAIN in Asylum.

Fulton.-A. w. Rayne, who escaped
a second time within three weeks
from the Fulton state asylum and
made his way to st. Louis, has
reached Fulton, in charge of Steward
J. E. Moore. He has been confined in.
a section of the asylum from which
escape will be difficult.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

$50 you depend on recognition from
posterity?" said Mr.. Dustin Stax.
eyes," replied Mr.. Penwiggle, AN
other generation will recognize my
genius cBut how are you going
to know whether the opinion Of a
future generation is any more trust
worthy and desirable than that OF
the present public2"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Church Meeting at Glasgow.

Giasgow.-The t~hirty-second session
Of the North Missouri conference OF
the A. M. E. church is in conference
here. Rev. H. B. Parks is the presid-
ing bishop. Appointments will be
given out the first Of next week.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

Wife Ito sleeping husband)-"John
I hear pussy mewing to get in" 'Hane
1t, Mary, l just let the brute in
well, then, she's mewing to get out
Life.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
FROM ALL OVER THE STATE
E~Iorlssant Nan Heads Postmasters.

Sedalia.-The Missouri League of
~Posthasters has adjourned its annual
meeting. The following officers were
elected; Sidney R. Ganett, Floris.
SAINT, president; William Helm, Hume,
vicepresident; L. D, Thompson. New
Bloomfield. secretary and treasurer.
Mexico was selected as the place OF
holding the 1914 meeting. The ex-
ecutive committee will fix the date.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
ExnensiYe Girl.

Il have saved up $1,000" said the
young man; "and all for your sake.
Do you understand what l mean?"
Let me see," responded the fash
ionable girl. "Is it that you wish to
take me out to lunch?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Paws confederate Pensions.

Jefferson City.-The first pensions
to INDECENT Confederate soldiers have
been paid by State Treasurer Edward
P. Deal. He mailed out checks aggre-
eating $S,146.63 to 653 applicants for
pensions whose applications have had
the approval of Adj. Gen OMeara.
This sum covers back pensions run
ming from the date Of the approved Of
the application to october 1.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
ldinta and Accidents.

Man who examined a naptha Jug
with a match is the same fellow who
periodically investigates a supposedly
unloaded revolver and kills a couple
of people.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Kansas .cityan WEEDS Columbia Girl

Columbia. - James A. Jackson,
cashier of the Gate City Bank of
Kansas City, and Miss Hazel Wilson,
daughter of T. C. Wilson, secretary of
the state board of agriculture, were
married here. Miss George Sturges
Of Sedalia was maid Of honor, and
Dyer Jackson of Kansas City best
man.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Whenever YOU NEED
A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chilli Tonic is Equally
Valuable as a General Tonic because it Acts on the Liver,
Drives OCT Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up
the Whole System. For Grown People and Children.

You know what you are taking when you take Groves Tasdess chill Tonic
as the formula is printed on every label showing that it contains the we'll known
tonic and is in Tateles Form 1t has n o equal for Malaria, Chls and Fever
Weakness, general debility and loss of appetite Gives life and vgor to Nursing
Mothers and Pale, SicNy Children Removes Biiousness without purgng-
Relieves nervous depression and low spirits Arouses the liver to action and
purhes the blood. A True Tonic and sure appetizer A Complete Strengthened.
No family should be without ii. Guaranteed by your Druggist We near it Soc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Mrs. Stone Won't Go Under KNIFE

Jefferson City.-In a letter to
Secretary Of State Roach, Senator
William j. Stone saws that the sur
geons at the Mayo Hospital at
Rochester, Mimi. to which institu.
ton Mrs. Stone was taken last week
for treatment, have decided that
there is no immediate necessity for
an operation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Selfish Ewes

A New York theatrical manager
said:
American ragtime is sweeping Eu-
rope, but the American ragtime com
posers get no credit and no cash
either.
Hence u composers can't help
looking at this ragtime furore with
sad and perhaps selfish eyes.
we look at everything, you know,
selfshly. We say, with the million
aire:
Poverty is no disgrace, provided
the victim doesn't owe US anything"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09


my breath was
short and I had
chills and back
ache. | took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return Of the
p~alpitations Am
now GO years old,
able to do lots Of
a--o1 InhAr n m
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
One They Overlook,

she despises a liar"
But she loves her husband"
II know it, but what's that"
Il have heard him tell her she was
beautiful"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

Fontaine Fox hurried In this morn
ing and returned two cigarettes to US
He neglected, however, to return thu
match.-Chicago Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
quite SO.

Are you superstitious?" asked the
bachelor.
WELL" replied the father of a
large family, YEARLY, :" certainly
think it's unlucky to have 10 ,chil'
dren."-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Cheer Up About Il.

Eyes, I'm married. l married a per-
feet genius!"
"oh. we'll, / wouldn't feel badly about
it; I suppose some one has to marry
them
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
His Chief Concern,

Mrs. Hemmandhaw-If another mai
should win me would you sue him for
my love?
Hemmandhaw-Yes; just for spite.
Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Would Maintain Its Status.

Sentimental Young Lady-Ah, pro
lessor, what would this old oak say Il
it could talk?
Professor-It would say, 81 am ar
elm!"-Fliegende Blaetter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Readv for The Front Row.

Everybody polish up their dome a
bit-another musical comedy show Is
coming to THE section Alaska Dis
patch.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
wladom Comes WIEN Wears.

A boy has to be at least Is years
old before he realizes that actual war
looks altogether differently from the
military parade.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.

I took about 6 boxes Of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which l had suffered for 5 years. l
had dizzy spells, my eyes pulled,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
WOMAN 4
GREAT SUFFERER
Tells How She Was Restored
To Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetao
bic Compound.
GRANVILLE, n.-"I was a great suf-
terer of female complaints for a year

and / got nothing
that helped me un-
til I began taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound. / was irreg-
ular and had cramps
so bad that l had to
go to bed. Now /
have better health
than I have had for
years and / cannot
speak too highly of
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

Journalism will not become a pro
fessiou, because everybody. knows
howsto run a newspape ,--Sioux City
Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

Jefferson City,. T. Mitchell, state
bank commissioner. has appointed
Charles A. Eaton Of Charleston state
bank examiner to succeed w. A. Bron-
mock, who recently resigned to enter
other business. Eaton was formerly
connected with a bank at Irondale,
st. Francois County. He will have
charge of the banks in southeast Mis-
souri,.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

"The doctors have given up poor
Pilkins. He hates to die"
81 don't see why. He lives at Hick'
ory station, doesn't he?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Missed That,

did you see the Champs Elysees
: while you we're in France?"
mo. Paris was the only town we
had time to visit"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

In tho course of a year lightning
strikes in this country at about 5000
places.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Quite True.

Mention the practical fruits of his
tory
Mostly dates
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

When tired of the same old grind
consult O dentist.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

For the treatment of colds, sore throat,
ETC., Deans Mentholated Cough Drops give
sure relief-5c at all good Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

stry 70 make my enmities transient
and my friendships eternal.-Cicero
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
cIrcumstantIaI Evidence

IF you lost your jewels you ought
not to suspect your laundress."
why not?"
Because she. OF all people, ought to
have a clean record"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

A man with a fine g%raphophone may
be excused for putting on airs
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Hint.

my wife is very good at housekeep-
ing"
Then be careful how you put it in
her name"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

When the tongue of SANDER stings
thee let this by thy comfort: They
are not the worst fruits on which the
wasps light.-Gottfried Burger.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09
Quite Different.

He makes old backs as good as
new"
"Sanitarium?" F.
mo; bopkbindery."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1913-10-09

A face which cannot smile is like
q bud which cannot blossom, which
dries up on the stem.-Richter,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-09
NINE PINES.

In the Blue Ridge Mountains OF
North Carolina, nearly twenty miles
from railroad, lies an old Southern
plantation. Tie house. which is built
on the Colonial style, Is very large
and sits far back in lawn of four
acres. which is trccless. except for n
group OF nine tall pines Uhence il re-
ceiVed Its nancy near the front porch
a short distance from the house at
the back. the land slopes. and between
the slim trunks Of the long -ieaf pines
arc visible dozen or more small
cabins In which the negroes once
lived. The land sloping eastward is
used for pasture. on which, from
morning until night. nearly q hundred
beautiful Jerseys Craze. a beautiful
little brook runs through this meadow
near the cabins, where the waters
lose themselves In Sunset Lake.
From this lake n path leads up TO
the house on the hill The hall is very
| large and has a broad staircase All
. the woodwork and furniture are ma
hogany, the house having never been
remodeled since the owners death
about sixty years ago. In all, the
rooms are many antiques of rare
value brought home by the master Of
the house, who had travelled extern
Sively.
In most of the rooms large portraits
of tho people OF the house and their
ancestors adorn the walls The din
, ing room. with its mahogany furniture
and beautiful Old silver, Is the most
cheerful OF all the rooms downstairs.
Upstairs are many bedrooms in which
the same old furniture stands that was
there before the war. The rooms here
are brighter. and have a more cheerful
aspect than the ones downstairs. Above
the second floor Is the attic, in which
there Is closet hiding IL flight of
steps. leading to the cellar There are
large windows in this attic which open
out on small balconies From here
YOU can easily get 10 tho roof The
view from there is lovely In the
distance on the right you see Mount
Pesgah. and toward the north, Blue
Peaks. The sun slowly sinks behind
Snow Cap Peak, leaving in dazzling
glory the Plantation of Nine Pines.
Original by L. SPOONl;K DUNN
Fillmore street. Petersburg. Va
HALLOWEEN.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-11-09
Thanksgiving Coming
My Dear Girls and Boys:

My Dear Girls and Boys:
Thanksgiving comes this year on
November 81. I wonder If all of YOU
know what II means and why II was
started. and what we ought TO remom-
Der when the President of these United
states issues his proclamation setting
aside such holiday? / want YOU to
ask your dear mother or your dear
father. or look in n book md sec. and
write and tell me about II. You know,
somehow, we just go OH from year to
year and month TO month celcbratinr
feast days and holidays and happy
times and we forget all about what
they really mean and what the day
WAS first intended to ne.
There are many beautiful Thanks.
giving verses and storios, and l am
sure that all of the T. ID. c. G. mem
bcrs will only havo 10 sharpen their
pencils and put on their thinking caps
for a very short time before they will
be able to tell me some stories Of their
own making.
/ Just must call the members' attcn-
tlon TO so many unsigned pictures and
stories, as we'll as contributions writ
ten on both sides OF the paper. l think
most OF these are new members, and
don't know any better but you can't
Imagine how IL hurts me to throw
away anything that you send In. !
know how hard you work over It oil.
YOUR EDITOR,