Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-12-11
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THE TURKISH Grand Nizior has
resigned again. Quick, Dr. Watson.
the cigarettes.
BRITISH subject in California
has become an American go his wife
can vote. We calculate that with
that kind az wife g doesn't really
make much difference what kind OF
p cliizen nc ls
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PRESIDENT WILSON has let loose
upon the breathless nation like
homhsheli his antitrust program We
proposes to define a monopoly. classify
h. draw ring around u. tack La
bel on u and then make Il prove that
il isn't when q comes 90 startling
novelties vs. Wilson IS there with the
fresh seeds
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CAHRANzA Is recruiting Yauui In
dians. Next to fishing ia Volcano
being e YaQui recruiting agent ap-
peals to as as being the most interest
ing job.
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NOW THEY arc going a. shut of
,he waiter supply rom Bandit Lopez
Funny they didn't think OF that three
weeks ago
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fT IS POSSIBLE for "a man To- earn
q million douars in lifetime. says
secrctnry Hryap. Evidently hc has
been figuring up his Chautauuua iu-
come.
iN RE the Vivisooiiorlsts. who
would save tho dear Thomas cats
from scientific investigators. We might
ssy that often wc have been awfully
cut up and got safely over a.
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Shopping aud Buying.
Yes. Chummns time is drawing near.
My' How "a, slime does us!
start soon 90 Do your shopping. dear
And after while Co buy.
-YounrHown Telegram.
And while you're shopping. don't fore
got
As pretty things you're seeing.
Although you ore lady grand
The clerks human being
-paluesNilio Telegraph Republican.
And while you're at q bc quite sure
This idea not to lose
You must buy an thc rolativcs
Some things thew can not use
Grand Rapids Press
And while you're rushing frantlcaliy
Around. don't dare Go fall
To buy gift for thHt one who
ON rou win spend hts kalc
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s. MINISTER was invited 90 dine
down at The Punk ranch. the oWncr
of which was very wen oT but % poor
feeder when the dinner hour arrt-
rd the uarsou vaa informed that
times were powerful n0rl and that
there was nor much 90 place lefor.
him The preacher was then asked
CO. say grace cob. Lord" hc said as
% ,Fed the -cunf rcplst "make us
thuukfu Tor whHf $50 src lud mHl
$500 Ue JnIc to nnd BE- when ue reach
ior it let it NOT escape uF and
prove suare Iud d.UsIuu Amen
q n.nf .au Cor ZOO, s.iusch
SOME oNE ought tu take b. 10.
l3obsou ont aud get hm bIm drum.
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a GIGANTIC spot bus been dis
covered 600 tha SUN son spots mar
Doc discovered nu tHr dirty ucc eff
nearly amy small boy
&C
THE CHICAGO po1puIso DIg-EH
tatc boon put ur rollers Iu order tu
rc. around MOI, rapidly MANY a
o. % smpiuvD in tho pfst ycur nt-
bad thc rollers put under him ANA
gon, ou a skate.
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EVERYBODY work. poor atb.r
th,Nr. cum.ur ,,cr d1t, selling him
golden bricks and Hkng his coin
Hnat. Th nous, is nl,d with ru.h-
ion. there's no p'ma rur dad Goo STAY
ru Doc -li'. .ir n enc tfcheu smok-
Inns Hif pipe of clay.
q RURAL couple Vho got married
ir, other dlN received among olhsr
lHusa ..s t. hoses fHT wedding prose
'uts Tu. .sf..m,d "-pugs" WUI
uI.a., t.ke uouco.
wE SAW Iu tb, Iarar tn, other d..
whore H mHu .r'H POD. u.I, .ur f.u.
o.Har 500. uI course. fusl Fol-. u.
Np0.t.u eum, gentleman urns. H
fh' r.tr of trr noUsD auI saHI Do,
ouru' n. n. arrested fur .H'u1uue
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