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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03
HAD HAD TWO.

Mrs psnkhurst. who came 10 this
country wearing q $1,000 Eoaiakin
coat. announces her Intention Of
wiplug out poverty. whose
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03
HERBERT QUICK SAYS TODAY:
JOHN DIS Philanthropy WILL
ADD TO HIS STORE OF RICHES
BY Herbert Quick

Copyright 1919 Enterprise hssocaonD
r ROCKEFELLER
i llo has hundred millions ~ the Rockefeller
Foundation. this foundation
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

New York school officials are op
posing those new chin strap hata
They say tho girls who wear them
can't hear so woli Hurray for the
chin strap hat Think ~ tho things
being said that girls shouldn't hear
f.s, ,hsss who hhrn ths nsrvpns fest
psents their time 60 tarbsr rpi.
hot uaws thn time shea most = "a
Prefer 90 thirs of turA~y boz
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03
TO SUCCEED SELVES

~ WV Z Z ~ oEL WOO
School Directors Eckstcin. Pig
Eott and Spencer viii be candi.
dates FOR reelection on December
s Petitions asking them 20 run
we're signed 10y over 100 leading
business and professional mon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

"Has sImpllfled spelling been
adopted by your university, profes.
sor?"
mo. not adopted but the stu.
dents are using t."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03
4 Rear Wheel Larger Than the
Average

a skiffinE sutau1ohiir on The Superior
tisfa~s ists yesterday Afsrnoau srtefVd
the tot ~Ala ard thr~sfsnsd ths lives -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

Man wants but little here below
And whom II comes 20 droar,
or that which ought to hank below.
Why, woman wanta much less
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03
HE WAS A GOOD ooER

Don't you like going to
school,
Il don't mind going there. buzz
don't ike stopping there after
! get there"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

An old and very rich man In
Brooklyn wrote 10 young and
very good.lookIng woman letter
In which he sent "a million kisses"
and now she Is suing him for
100000 This shows how much
better It is TO deliver kisses per.
sonally than to trust TO the mails.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03
DAILY HEALTHOGRAM

bakery wagon foods az rccesses and
but dangerous method 20 pursue.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03
WOMAN, ALWAYS WOMAN.

THE RECALL law Is constitutional. says the supreme c.
though q misplaced Hurrah for progress
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

Some more sigma:
On a house on Broadway
For sale. Mahogany Child's
Chair"
On n Third nv. house
Pants Pressed and Cane Seats
Put In"
In First NV tailor shop win
dos
Clothes Altered 10 Suit the Ten.
ant"
on n house I'm 18th nv. NJ
piano Lessons Given Here at
Your Home"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

YORKER has . that call telephone
BAIL
telephone nunber7
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

THAT ADMIRAL EATON medicine like pepperu
candy" yet tina, somebody poisoned him
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

THERE ARE two In the The mayoralty cont
t1nly having hard time enthusing foika
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

rRoUeLE ABOUT that Mexican election 10 that you can
elected who elected them took old Porro Diax 20
the @Whos Who" In Mexico. proper and prompt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

SENATOR WESLEY LoRiMER JONES will probsb
those young republicans Tuesday night why he didn't liz
Toilette. and 5orah, and cummns two as he
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

How did your Cousin Jack get
his hand hurt -
Got run into by nm automobile "
How was that. then 20
Picking up n horseshoe for
luck"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

NEW YORK asks divorce because her hubby Isn't
should "EveryN~oman"
aoarsssS New Workers
up when they're placed right before
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

KITE ELkiNs having married Billy Hit will she nj
tell whether she mlttened that Duke OF Aeru whether
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

IT - a month since the slxfors- quarter
held What's the with the pubic service cor
That decision ought TO be delayed.
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EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE STAR

GIVING THE CHILDREN mon.
ey 20 take 70 school 20 slEnd ON
cheap candies. cold drinks AMI
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

THE EEL Is the prolific Of all hsekboned creatures
have been caught while carrying 100000 They
e4e0d
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1913-11-03

my MISSION for moral for the
Emmellne'
y giving moral support.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-06-14
ToDHYT
ODD NEWS

VIII MI WN
San Jose.-Henr Seggermann,
golf star, bet $40 to SIC, he could kill
rabbit $50 yards away with one
drive. He won, the golf ball striking
bunny fairly between the eyes.
Portland, Ore-Fred Smith, chaI-
lenged by game warden because he
couldn't show license to fish, pointed
to calf nearby chewing on what ap-
peared to be piece of paper and
claimed this was the missing license.
Explanation accepted.
Kittaning, Pa. Mrs. Margaret
Reedy was disrobed by a freight
train when Camden Cook, watch
man, saved her life. Only her feel
ings were hurt.
Pittsburgh, Pa.-High Constable
Martsolf of Westview borough ar
rested five joyriders and took them
to the lookup. When he came to he
had one woman prisoner, but the
men were gone.
McKeesport, PA member of the
city fire. department is accused of
Sinking work at a $4,000 fire be-
cause his trousers had just been
pressed and creased. 1t is paid de-
partment.
Bryan, Ohio-Mrs. Elizabeth Maui
gherman, who for years has smoked
nearly all the time while about home,
is dead at the age of 108.
New York.-Mrs. Julius Hoffmeis-
ter gave birth to twins at 1913 Fri
day, the 18th, 1913. The combined
weight of the twins is 13 pounds.
Paris.-AViator Thomas and Cap
tain Davis, whose aeroplanes col
lided in an air contest each filed a
100000 damage suit against the
other.
Sydney, N. S. W-Fifteen women
we're fined $3.50 each in police court
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-06-14

gent at the house door, frugal IN
work, mindful of herself, prompt in
excuses, friendly toward men, faith
full to her lovers, and honest when
everything was out of the way"
-O-O
SENSATION SPRUNG IN PROBE
INTO NOVEMBER ELECTION
County Commissioner Daniel Nor
iarity created a sensation in the cleo
ton commissioners inquiry into the
November election, when he testified
that another commissioner, from
the West Side, had told him in con-
fidence that in one precinct on the.
West Side between 70 and 100 votes
had been switched to benefit four
candidates. Moriarity said the names
of Maclay Hoyne, Peter Bartzen and
County Commissioner Novak were
mentioned as three of those who
benefited.
Pressed, Moriarity declined to give
the name of his informant, declaring
the facts had been told him in con-
fidence. He stated that it was not
NoVak.
Stanley Kufewski, BARLEY Burg,
Novak and John E. Maloney are the
commissioners from the West Side.
KufiewsH took the stand and said he
had heard the same thing, though he
had never talked it over with Mortar
ity. Kufiewski understood the switch
referred to the primary.
States Attorney Hoyne said dur
ing the hearing that if President Nc
Cormickof the County Board claimed
the recount showed 5000 votes had
been stolen from Guinea, he lied.
Hoyne said he thought the talk of the
man in the auto" sent around to
the polling places to scare up the vote
was merely idle gossip.
WEATHER FORECAST
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-06-14

"The bearer has been in my house a
year, less eleven months. During
this time she has shown herself dill
gent at the house door, frugal in
work, mindful of herself, prompt in
excuses, friendly toward men, faith
full to her lovers, and honest when
everything was out of the way"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
Those Peruma Testimonials
How Are They Obtained?

refer such questions to body of men
who are already convinced of the
worthlessness Of proprietary medi-
cines. To give such a body of men
the unlimited authority to decide
whether our claims for Peruna are
valid or not Is a manifest violation of
my constitutional rights.
My claims are based both on cred.
liable theoretical grounds and upon
irrefutable statistics. But am quite
willing to have our claims as to the
composition of Peruna properly and
thoroughly investigated, and II found
to be false a proper penalty should
be fixed. Or II ! am making any
statements concerning disease, as to
the nature, symptoms or danger of
any disease, If am making any such
statements as to unnecessarily fright
en- the people by false assumptions.
am willing to submit to any unbiased
tribunal or investigation.
Mrs. Alice Boyle, s03 Clinton St.,
Circleville, Ohio, writes: II want to
inform you what Peruna has done
for me. / have been afflicted with ca
tarrh for several years. ! have tried
different medicines and none seemed
to do me any good until used Pc
| runa. l have taken six bottles ant
can praise it very highly for the goot
| 1t has done me. / also find 1t Of great
benefit to my children"
Peruna is for sale at all drug stores
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
TOLD HER LIES AMBITION
Small Girl Somewhat Crudely Ex-
pressed Her Desire to Be
Teacher When She Grew Up.

At one time or another during the
ward school life of little girl there
prevails the ambition to become a
teacher Perhaps it is the indisputable
authority possessed by the hand that
yields the ruler or the nonchallant dis
play of wisdom on topics surround
ed by the most inaccessible difficulties
to the small boy and girl. They will
nearly always tell their ambitions to a
well liked teacher and one rather sur
prising declaration was given by a
little maid in one of Miss Clara Town
sends room before she became princi-
pal of the James school.
Among the special favors coveted
by the youngsters is the permission
to stay behind after school and clean
the blackboards. One evening a little
girl was given the desired privilege,
and while engaged in the task she
struck up a shy sort of conversation
with Miss Townsend Finally the
usual confession was made.
When grow up. am going to be
teacher" she announced.
That so?" pleasantly asked Miss
Townsend. "And why do you want
TO be a teacher?"
Well" was the rather surprising
answer, I'll have to be either q
teacher or lady, and would rather
be teacher. Indianapolis News.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
ASK YOUR DRUG
GIST FOR FREE Pc
RUNA ALMANAC
FOR 1913.
BLAME PLACED ON PHYSICIANS
Growth Of Drug Habit In United States
Alleged to Be Due to Opiates
Ordered In Prescriptions.

That SO per cent. of all the cocaine
and morphine manufactured in this
country is used by persons who have
formed the drug habit through physi-
clans prescriptions is the startling
statement made by DR.. L. F. Kebler,
Chief of the Division of Drugs, Depart.
ment Of Agriculture. This statement.
concerning the appalling growth Of
drug addiction in the United States,
was made by DR.. Kebler in an address
at Washington, before the American
Society for the Study of Alcohol and
Narcotics.
DR.. Kebler is quoted by Washington
papers as having declared that drug
using had increased 100 per cent. in
the last 40 years, and that American
medical men were not discriminating
enough in their use of opiates. Their
overindulgence to their patients, ha
said, is creating thousands of drug
users every year.
1T is a very sad thing to say that
our physicians are doing the greatest
work in promoting the use of cocaine
and morphine" said the doctor. estate
laws are not saving the public from
the grip Of the drug habit, and the
American public is sinking tighter
and tighter into the black abyss OF
the morphine and cocaine fiend.
"The worst of it is that the impor.
tation Of opium into the country is
becoming larger and larger year by
year. have heard it said on reliable
authority that 80 per cent. of the co.
caine and morphine manufactured in
this country is used by persons who
have formed the habit through doc
tors prescriptions"
Almost simultaneously with DR.. Keb
ler's address, Dr. J. A. Patterson, at
Grand Rapids, Michigan, in a public
statement said that 10 out Of every 20
patients who come to an institution
with which he is connected for treat
ment for the drug habit owe their
downfall to physicians prescriptions
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
FRESHMAN KNEW THE ANSWER
Because Brewery Wanted Them
for 6une-hoies.


An Irishman was newly employed at
lumber office. The proprietors Of
the company were young men and de-
cided to have some fun with the new
Irish hand. Patrick was duly left In
charge of the office, with instructions
to take all orders which might come
In during their absence.
Going to nearby drug store they
proceeded to call up the lumber COM
pany's office and the following con-
versation ensued:
Hello! Is this the East Side Lum-
Der company"
Yes. sir And what would ye be
havin'?"
Take an order, win your"
Sure. That's what I'm here for"
please send US up a thousand
knot-holes."
What's thatf"
"One thousand knot-holes."
We'll. now, an amt a bloomin
shame! I'm sorry. but we are Just
out"
| Flows that?"
"Just sold them all to the new brew
cry"
ITO the brewery What do the.
want with them?"
by golly. an they use them TO
bungholes in barrels.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11


by various forms of treatment they
have found complete relief by the
use OF Peruna. These testimonials
have come to me unrequested, unso-
licited. unrewarded in any way, d.
rectly or indirectly. They have SIM
ply been CLEANED from my private cor
respondence with patients that have
been more or less under my treatment
or taking my remedies.
No remedy, official or unofficial, has
a greater accredited basis for the
claims we make for it than Peruna as
a remedy for catarrh.
have never been opposed at any
time to the regulations offered by the
Pure Food and Drugs Act l am not
now opposed to its provisions, but
am opposed to the proposed amend.
ments to give to partisan board OF
physicians the unqualified authority to
decide as to all therapeutic claims
which may be made for a proprietary
medicine. 1t is manifestly unjust to
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
White Holland Turkeys.

ship turkeys, and to save the feathers,
should be In position to pay what
they are worth alive; and should be
able to handle them at profit, better
than the grower, who may not be pre-
pared to do the work to the best adj
vantage.
So much depends upon marketing
them in the best conditnon that small
growers should either dress and sell
to their home market, or, providing
it can be done at a fair price, sell
alive to someone who makes bust
ness of handling such stock.
Kill nothing but well-fattened stock.
1t seldom pays to send ill-favored
stock into market. Do not give any
food to the turkeys for twenty-four
hours prior to killing. This allows
the crop and entrails to become empty
and avoids much of the danger of
spelling. Full crops and entrails count
against value; they often faint the
meat and prevent it's, being kept for
any length of time.
AhCA0 0AO tWO AAO6AOu0 VI hllllA6
largely used. The most popular is to
suspend the fowl by the shanks, head
down, and cut or stick it in the roof
of the mouth with knife made espe-
cially for this purpose. This sewers
the arteries and cuts into the brain.
causing insensibility and free flow
Of blood from the mouth. This is
called sticking In the roof of the
mouth"
The other plan Is to break the neck
by quick twist or jerk backward.
When the neck is completely dis.
jointed the head is pulled away so as
to form an open space in the neck
in which the blood may settle. This
plan has been but little used, though
the claim Is made that when SO killed
the fowls will keep longer, because
there is no opening by which the air
can get into the body, as there ia
when they are stuck in the roof of the
mouth. This method has been used
more for chickens than for turkeys
and to use it we'll requires consider
able practice. The method of behead
ing with an ak or Ratchet has been
employed for ages.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
RHODE ISLAND REDS ORIGIN
History Of Youngest Breed Of AmerI-
can Chiokens-Considered Excel
lent for All Purposes.

The Rhode Island Reds, although
one Of the youngest breeds in the
American class, are growing in popu-
larity. The history of the Reds dates
back to about 1854, but it is only Of
recent years that the poultry world
acknowledged them as a breed, says
the Farm Journal. At that date, it
is claimed, Red Cochin China cocks
and Red Malay cocks were brought
into sections of Rhode Island and
Massachusetts, by sea captains. Later
Rose Comb Brown Leghorn blood was
introduced in some sections, and thus
for so years the male bird for the
head Of each flock was selected of a
red color and vigorous condition.
The breed is conceded to be one
Of the best for practical purposes. The
birds are excellent layers of large
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
HIS LAST ARGUMENT CARRIED
Pressing Business Matters and Other
Important Things Overshadowed
by Expiring Ticket

Yes, / really must go tomorrow.
You can just as we'll stay till Mon
lay"
But the folks are expecting me-"
Telegraph them that you're going
70 stay"
I'm sorry, but II l stay I'm liable
% lose $1,000 on the deal told you
d."
"Oh, pshaw. the deal can wait a
Few days."
MY manager has written that my
business needs my attention"
Yes, but he Is only afraid to as
sumo little responsibility. The busi-
ness will be all right"
There is an important meeting OF
the directors that / really must at
end"
"Oh, they'll get along all right with.
out YOU"
you know how much I'd like to
stay, but the fact is my railroad ticket
runs out tomorrow"
well, in that case, suppose you
will have to go. Be sure and come
up to see US again in month or two.'
Puck.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
GETTING at II.

Margaret, that young man who
calls on you seems to have lots of
money What's his business?"
He's broker, think, father. Any
how, he sells stocks and bonds and
things like that"
HIN! Is he successful at itr
Eyes, very"
His own boss, too. I presumed"
Yes. he tells me he can go and
come whenever he pleases."
That's what thought. Well, he
can't do that around here. Just tell
him tomorrow night, will you, that ten
o'clock is quitting time in this house
I'm still boss here, and while he may
come when he pieases. he's got to
go when / say so."-Detroit Free
Press.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
Amused the Warden,

Ray T. Baker. warden of the Ne
vada penitentiary, is abolishing with
wonderful success all the brutalizing
rules of the old-time prison system
Mr.. Bakers prisoners lead healthy
Industrious lives. They study and
they work And on leaving the pris.
on they engage in honest labor.
Our institution" Mr. Baker said
to a reporter, isn't much like a re.
formatory l once visited in my youth
A very strange thing happened
to this reformatory back in 49, q
warden said to me.
"Yes? And what was that? | ask
ed.
lone Of the prisoners he replied
reformed New York Tribune.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
Both Vows Broken.

Apropos of the MISUNDERSTANDING
fight against the Nobel prize award
to DR.. Alexis Carrel of the Rockefel.
Ter institute, Prof. Herbert Sattsrley
said the other day in Jacksonville:
These ants contradict themselves
terribly when they try to prove that
animal research is useless and futile
They just put themselves in the posi-
ton Of one of their number whom
met at my hotel the other day.
AS this anti was dining l bent for
ward and said to him:
Pardon me, but you are, I believe,
both ar NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and vege-
tarian?'
"'Yes. sir, that is correct he an
swered
Then said I, you will probably
be shocked to learn that you have
just eaten live caterpillar with your
lettuce salad"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
Neluhborlv Advice.

Two East side men. neighbors, sat
on their porches one pleasant after
noon recently, when child who lived
next door to one began emitting a
series of shrieks that could be heard
all over the neighborhood
My, but l wish there was some
way to put stop to that" said the
man next door," II get 1t all day
long when I'm at home"
why don't you file court action
against him?" asked the neighbor.
How could II"
Easily. Proceed under the city or
dinance which prohibits open muf
flers."-Kansas City Journal
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
THE BEST TEACHER.
Old Experience Still Holds the Palm.

For real practical reliability and
something to swear by, experience
plain old experiences able to carry
big load yet without getting sway
backed.
A So. OAK woman found some
things about food from Old Expert
ence good, reliable teacher.
She writes:
Il think l have used almost every
breakfast food manufactured, but none
equal Grape-Nuts in my estimation.
II was greatly bothered with weak
stomach and Indigestion, with forma-
ton Of gas after eating, and tried
many remedies for it but did not find
relief.
Then decided must diet and see
II could overcome the difficulty that
way. My choice Of food was Grape
Nuts because the doctor told me /
could not digest starchy food.
'Grape-Nuts food has been a great
benefit to me for feel like different
person since begun to eat it. 1t Is
wonderful to me how strong my
nerves have become. advise every
one to try it, for experience is the
best teacher.
If you have any stomach trouble
can't digest your food. use Grape.
Nuts food for breakfast at least, and
you won't be able to praise it enough
when you see how different you feel.
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Greek, Mich. Read the little book.
The Road to Wellyille." in pkgs'
There's . Reason
Ever read the above letteFf A new
D0e appears from time to time. They
RE genuine. true, and fall Of human
interest. Adv.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
Tho Wonder Of II.


II wonder what Ii the trouble across
the street?'
Wait here moment and I'll 90
and try to see."
No, please, dear, don't I'm afraid
you may get hurt in the crowd"
I'll ba careful not to get in where
the trouble is. Stay right here. and
I'll be back In a minute"
We'll, what is 1t? The crowd seems
to be more excited than 1t was wher
you went over. How long you stayed!'
ITS nothing much. There's q NOV
ing picture show over there. whers
they are advertising a Aim which
shows a modern society woman feed
ing her own baby"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
Tragedies. Told In Headlines.

River Cuts New Channel: Moves
Farmer Lushwell Over Into Dry Coun-
ty."
Fat Mans Bicycle Breaks When
Starting Down Long HILL"
The Rev. Mr.. Simpson Stirs Up
Nest of Bumblebees; Man with Nov
ing Picture Machine Happens Along
and Gets Good Film"
Man in Trouble Hunts Vainly for
a Friend; Is Copy Reader on Daily
Thunderbolt?"
They Were Not Mushrooms; Doctor
Arrives Just in Time"
Young Man Loses Sweetheart; His
Younger Brother Had Sprinkled Red
Pepper on the Candy"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1913-01-11
SURPRISED Him.

There was fellow who proposed to
all the girls just for fun. He had no
idea of getting himself engaged, but
he enjoyed the premilinaries. So he
was disagreeably surprised once and
served him right
Miss Evelyn" he said soulfully,
do you think you could love me well
enough to be my wife,"
yes, darling she cried
"Well-er-now | know where to
come in case should want to marry"
Detroit Free Press.