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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-13

ALBANY, Aug. 13.-The assembly
at 5:16 this morning adopted a reso-
luton providing for impeachment
proceedings against Governor Sulzer'
A committee was appointed to notify
the senate.
The state probably will have two
governors. If the resolution Is ad-
opted by the senate the constitution
proyides that Sulzer will relinquish his
office until vindicated or ousted. II
is expected he will resist suspension.
The lieutenant governor who automat-
ically becomes governor, is expected
to call on the militia If necessary to
assume his office.
The resolution was adopted regard
less of the fact that Minority Leader
Hinman. fighting for the governor,
announced that Mrs. SulZer stated the
governor knew nothing of stock tran
sactions, she alone being responsible
Chairman Hennessy of the investi-
eating committee appointed by sui
ger. is considering legal steps to en-
able him to examine Senator Frawley
regarding the latter's business and po-
litical past. 1t is reported Tammany
is apprehensive of the move
Tammany members of the assembly
spent practically the entire night KILL
ing time until they were able to muster
enough votes to put through the inn
peachment resolution At 1875 the
assembly recessed until II. A com
mittee was named to notify the sem
ate of the adoption of the resolution
and a committee was appointed as an
Impeachment board to prepare formal
articles.
Mrs. Sulzer made a request Tor an
opportunity to appear before the as
sembly to tell her story. She is GER
tain to be the chief witness for the
defense when the trial is held q
month hence.
Prepares n Statement.
IT was announced that neiter the
house nor legislature would meet un'
iii 2 o'clock. The board of managers
of the house prepared 5000 wore
statement on the impeachment charg-
es The charges ignore Mrs. Sulzer''
confession that she and not the gov
ernor was concerned in the STOCK op
erations.
Senator Palmer said of Mrs. Sui
zer's confession Last night / coult
not say anything beyond referring in
ouiries to Mrs. Sulzer. The governor
requested me not to repeat what sh'
said. declaring he did not want nj
wife used as a shield against his I'm
peachment But now the story ha
been published and there is no harm
in confirming 1t. In my opinion Mrs
Sulzer Is the cruix of the situation
understand she will testify l un
derstood her to say she signed al
checks used In the Wall street tran
sactions. She regards the governo
"A a mere child so far as househol
finances are concerned and says n
has no idea of the value OF money.
Fight to n Finish.
Sulzer appeared at the capitol ac
companied by Samuel Thomas, his lie
gal adviser. 1t is understood h
plans to sign a pardon for prisone
after Glynn takes charge. Then
the warden of the prison refuses
recognize the pardon, a test case wi
will be inaugurated to see who real
is governor
"This is to be a fight to a finish
said Thomas. This assembly will
Tammany's graveyard. 1t never ca
survive what 1t has done today"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-13

ALBANY, Aug. 13.-Formal notice
that the assembly had adopted reso-
lutions for the impeachment Of Gov
ernor Sulzer was served upon the SEN
ate at $40 this afternoon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-13
Assembly Adopts Resolution
mittee is Appointed to Prepare
the Formal Articles.
suLzER TO FIGHT BACK

Wife OF Governor Probably Will Be
Chief Witness for Defense Mt Trial
-She Declares Her Husband Knew
Nothing OF Stock Transactions, She
Being Responsible.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-13
GIRL s STORY
OF RENO TRIP
TOLD At TRIAL
Heavily Yelled But Composed, Miss
Warrington Resumes Details of
Escapade with Diggs.
INTRODUCED AS WIFE

Declares She and Norris Girl Plead
cd to Return to Sacramento but
Men Persuaded Them Not to go
Girls Were Told to Keep Story
From Authorities.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-08-13

Millinery also shows which way the
wind blows
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
RUNAWAY FATAL TO BANKER
Joseph Roach Of MInot, N. D., Dies
Of Injuries.

Minot, N. d., Nov. 3.-Unable, 1t is
believed. because of the loss OF a leg
three years ago, to leap from his bug.
gy and escape injury, Joseph Roach,
prominent banker OF this city and for.
mer Minnesota legislator. suffered In.
!uries when a runaway team dashed
into his buggy that resulted in his
death three days later.
George Nelson, driver of the mad.
dened horses, leaped from the hayrack
that the animals were hauling and es-
capped unhurt. Roach must have
heard the clatter or the runaway, but
could only sit helpless until the crash
came, and he was thrown headfore-
most to the ground. Conclusion OF
the brain made him unconscious, a
condition in which he remained until
the end.
The body OF the banker will be taxi
en- to Mortified. Mimi, where he
lived for many years and where the
burial will take place. Many rela-
tives in Minnesota and North Dakota
survive.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
BANKER COMMITS SUICIDE
Wealthy HecIa Is. d. Mar Used
Shotoun to Stay Self.

Aberdeen. s. d., Nov. ~3.-Joseph
Wegner, fifty years old. a retired
banker and probably the wealthiest
man at Hecla, a village neal here, pro-
cured a shotgun, went TO an upstairs
room In his house and blew OF his
head. No cause for the act is known.
A widow and Ave children survive.
Ed Thorpe, another Hecla man, was
fatally injured in an automobile acct
dent near Houghton, q neighboring
village.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
Exhaustive Study Planned
by President Wilson.
MORE LIGHT IS NEEDED
Commissioner Joseph e. Davies Tells
OF the Administrators Purpose to
Make a Scientific Investigation Of
Present industrial Conditions.

Atlantic City. N. j., Nov. 1.-The
beginning of a new scientific fnvesti-
cation of the industrial situation, un
der the direction OF President Wilson,
which will contribute to the admins
tration's trust legislation program al
the session of congress beginning Dec.
l., was announced here by Commits
sioner Joseph Il. Davies of the bu.
reau OF corporations in an address be.
fore the National Association of Hard,
ware Dealers.
Whether a competitive system OF
large units or a monopolistic system ia
the most advantageous to society il
the question the bureau will attempt
to determine.
1T Is characteristic Of the qualify
OF mind of the president OF the Unss,
ed States that he should desire facts
on which to base his judgment" said
Commissioner Davies. There il now
no governmental or other agencies an.
gagged In attempting to get scientific
Information on this fact. We shall
enter into this investigation with the
sole intent OF working out in q scion.
tifc and fair minded spirit the facts
absolutely AZ they are.
$50 vital and so fundamental is the
problem that to attack 1t In any other
spirit would be criminal. What is
needed Is light; not heat. The prob
lem hristles with difficulty. Ii will de-
mAnd increased appropriation from
congress. The results may not coin
eide with all we hope to procAre. but
we can, however, obtain facts that will
contribute toward correct ~interpreta-
ton OF industrial conditions as they
exist"
Commissioner Davies declared that
the ultimate solution of the trust prob
lem depended upon the determination
Of the question his bureau Is about to
investigate.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
SHOCK KILLS THE MOTHER
Daughter Dies Suddenly While At
tending Party.

Chicago, Nov. 3.-Mrs. Hulda Ewert,
ffty-two years old, and her daughter.
Mrs. Alma STEVENSON, thirty-two,
both widows, died of heart disease
within thirty minutes, the latter at a
party and the former while on her
way to join her daughter when in
formed of her illness.
The daughter died shortly after be-
ing taken Ill. Her mother was notified
of her illness and dropped dead on a
street corner while hurrying to her
daughters side.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
FIRE HITS KENTUCKY TOWN
Business Section Of jackson Ii
Destroyed.

Jackson, KY, Nov. 3.-Practically
the whole business section of Jack
son, the scene Of many feud murders,
was destroyed by fire. Two blocks
Of buildings we're burned, including
the postofice, Thompson hotel, two
churches and a score of residences.
The loss 10 estimated at $4,000.
A telegram has been len to Gov
McCreary asking him to call
out the Jackson company OF militia
to protect property.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
Many suffrauists In Parade.

New York, Nov. 3.-Suffragists of
Greater New York, reinforced by
many out OF town allies, marched two
and a half miles through the streets
OF Brooklyn as a prediction demon
stration OF their strength. Seven
thousand women and $500 men wsr
assigned places In the line Of march.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
SCANDAL AR0usES NEWPORT
Mrs. Pauline Leroy French, Society
Leader, Seeks Divorce.

New York. Nov. 3.-Charging, among
other things, ~nonsupport and gross
misbehavior. Mrs. Pauline Leroy
French, n Of the foremost figures In
the society world Of Newport, Tuxedo
and New York, has served her hus
band, Amos Tuck French, with pa
pers In q suit for divorce.
Mrs. French ID the daughter OF Mrs,
S~tuyyesant Leroy and mother OF Mrs
Jack 0eraghty OF Boston and Mrs
Samuel ]. WagstaR Of New York.
French is the brother OF Mrs. Eller
French Vanderbilt and Lady Chyles
mer Of England, who has just ar
rived in this country. He Is the aor
OF Mrs. r. G. French. long connected
with The social lifs Il NswDort.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03

The changeable weather Of early fall
brings IN coughs and colds that have \
weakening effect on the system. and
may become chronic. Use Foley'e
Honey aud Tar Compound. 1t has a
very soothing and healing effect on
the irritated and inflAmed air passag-
o., and will help very quickly. It
is Z we'll known family medicine
that gives fGDultsl For sale By al
rugKists. -Adw.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03

viii g. Richmond. a resident Of
I~nRlewood, CAL. will answer any in
quiries about Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound. 90 says further "Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound has greatly
benefited me for bronical trouble and
cough. after I used other remedies
that failed. It Is more like . food
than Z medicine" Do not accept u
substitute. For sale By all drusgistA
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
POLITICS NOT DISCUSSED
Ambassador and Emperor Discuss
Golf and Riding.

States ambassador to Germany
James w. Gerard, was received in au
dience by Emperor William and pre-
scented his own credentials and the
farewell letters of his predecessor
John G.. A. Leishman.
The conversation between the EN-
peror and the American diplomat was
informal, dealing principally with golf
riding and other sporting topics
Scarcely any mention was made o
politics.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
Report Of Hennessy-Stilwell
Interview.
CONTAINS NO CONFESSION
Convicted New York State Senator
Declared 1t His Opinion That Charles
r. Murphy Of Tammany Might Be
Prosecuted and Insisted That Frsw-
ley Could BE Punished.

New York, Nov. 3.-The contents OF
Investigator Hennessy's little black
book, so far as Il relates to his con
ference In Sing Sing with stephen J.
Stilwell, convicted state senator. was
made public here. The book was
placed in evidence at the John Doe
Inquiry. 1t reveals no confession.
The names of Charles f.. Murphy,
State Senator Frawley and others are
mentioned, but after fencing for hours
with Hennessy, Stilwell refused to &C
cuse anybody of anything, insisting
that he get his pardon. When this
was refused the negotiations were
dropped.
The interview in the warden's Of
fee, with a st~enographer as an ayes
dropper. continued for hours. The
dictalogue was a keen verbal duel be-
tween Hennessy and Stilweil-the lat
ter evasive and fearful of betrayal, the
former seeking diligently for disclos-
ures which he believed might permit
Sulxer to challenge impeachment.
stilwell and Hennessy are quoted as
having said among other things:
Hennessy-"You mean you want the
pardon before you make a~fidavits?
Stilweli--.I will give you the affida-
Wit or anything, but | can't go before
the grand jury. I will go the limit.
| viii prevent them from voting
against the governor. | will put Muir
ply in jail, and Frawley there too.
but I must protect myself"
Something ION" Murphy.
There is no question but that you
can get Frawley. | am pretty sure
you can impeach Murphy, but there
Is no question about Frawley: but
can't see my way clear, | can't do 1t
In Justice to myself. | know what ii
means; no one knows better than /
do. If the pardon is not there, I've
got 10 come back. There is no use
talking, / cant do Ii even If I've got
TO serve the limit and take a chance
of killing myself rather than have 1t
handed to me-"
Hennessy-"Why is it a man like
Murphy a mov these things for
years and years and nobody known
Stilwell-"Because the fellows that
know 1t generally are afraid TO come
out. Where did Murphy get all his
money from? He is rolling in money
he never had an Office"
Hennessy-What is there about
Frawley getting some money from
some brewery"
Stilwell-"I car prove that. He will
always take money on these things.
Each one OF them got $1,000 a year
from the brewery interests"
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
BLOWS SELF INTO ATOMS
Man Lights Dynamite Fuse and Holds
II Until Explosion.

Davenport, Ia, Nov. 3.-Despondent
yer losing his fortune In a get,ricn-
quick scheme. Louis Neimeyer, nifty
sfven years old, committed suicide
With dynamite.
NieIneyeF went into = woodshed. 1T
~ fuse on the dynamite and held 1t
hfs hand until e exploded.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
The Family CO 1gh Medicine.

In every home there should be a
bottle of DIR. Kings New discovery,
ready for immediate use when any
member of the family contracts a cold
or a cough. Pompt use will stop the
spread of sickness. s. A. Std, of
Mason, Mich, writes my whole
family depends upon DR.. Kings New
Discovery as the best cough and cold
medicine in the world. Two SOC
bottles cured me of pneumonia"
Thousands of other families have been
equally benefited and depend entirely
upon Or. Kings New Discovery to
cure their coughs, colds, throat and
lung troubles Every dose helps.
Price, SOC and 81. All druggists. =
Adv.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
ASK BLUE SKY" LICENSES
Ninety Applications Received in FRS.
Month In Wisconsin.

Madison, Wis, Nov. 3.-One months
operation of the blue sky" law has
brought ninety applications for H.
censes to deal in securities. Eighty
SIX licenses have been issued and four
cases are now under consideration. A
large proportion of dealers thus far
licensed are Chicago bond houses. A
few Milwaukee dealers and several
located in other cities of the state
have also received licenses.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
MinneapoNs Grain.

Minneapolis, Nov. 1.-Wheat-Dec.,
sax 08ehc; May, SSN 0SSAc. Cash
close on track: No. / hard. S6hc: No.
1 Northern. s41t @S6hc; to arrive.
SAX 6Sbkc: No. . Northern, 82h %
eAhc: No. 8 Northern, sou 0S2Mc;
No. : yellow corn. 6sQ6sc; No. 4
corn. 6e067c; No. 3 white oats. s6h
@3exc: 70 arrive, y6hc: No. > oats,
san = 80; harisy. 4s0ssc: aax. yl.s7.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
THREE DEAD IN AUTO WRECK
Driver Loses Control Of Steering
Wheel,

Bay City, Mich, Nov. 3.-Thres men
are dead as the result of an automo-
bile accident here. The machine,
carrying three women and five men,
was wrecked when the driver lost
control OF his steering wheel. Marvin
Luke and George Jones. both OF De-
troit, were thrown beneath the car
and killed instantly, and Alexander
Turpin Of Saulte Ste. Marie. Ont, lived
but a short time after the accident.
The other members of the party es-
capped with painful injuries.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
MANY 0UTRAGES REPORTED
Unofficial Statements May Result In
Investigation in Bolivia.

Washington. Nov. 3.-Unoficial re
ports have been received here OF al
legged outrages on Bolivian natives In
the rubber country, almost parallel
ing the Putamayo atrocities in Peru
Following the precedent set in the
Putamayo case officials here expect
Great Britain will call on the United
States to investigate and in that case
the facts will be examined by consul
ar officers and a report made to Lon.
don.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
Raise Missionaries Funds.

Topeka, Kan, Nov. Six thousand
dollars for retired missionaries was
raised In less than fifteen minutes
here at the national meeting of the
Women's Foreign Missionary Society
of the Methodist Episcopal church.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03

Chicago, Nov. 1.-Cattle-Beevss.
S6.60Q970; Texas steers, $6.7007.S0;
Western steers, $6.00@S.10; stockers
and feeders, $5.0007.5O; cows and
heifers, $3.360S-2o; calves, $500
1850. Hogs-Light, $7.650S.20; mix
Cd, 47.s6@S.30; heavy. T.550S.30;
rough, $7.5507.76; pigs. $5.2507.70.
ehesp-Nativs, s4.1o05.16; yearlings.
35.io0e.15.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth, Nov. WHEATON track
and to arrive, No. l hard, S6hc: No.
l Northern, s5Hc; No. 2 Northern,
S3N @84ht; Dec, S4h 0S4Ac: May.
8SH 668xc. Fax-On track and to
arrive, &1.S7; Nov, $1.S5h; Dec. 81.
34M; May, $1.40A.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03

Detective William ]. Burns arrived
In New York city on the Imperator
with his family after a summer abroad.
II Is reported that the head of the
detective agency, himself one of the
shrewdest and best known sleuths in
the country, Is guarded by a corps OF
plain clothes men. Ii is asserted that
his family has received reports that
10000 has been raised to buy his
death and forestall dictaphone dis
closures which 1t is stated involve
high politicians. 1t is known that
such disclosures are desired for ust
in the New York mayoralty campaign
now in progress. This photograph OF
Mr. Burns was made on his arrival In
America.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
Home Keeping Women need Health
and Strength.

The work of a housekeeping woman
makes a constant call in her strength
and vitality. and sickness comes
through her kidneys and bladder Of.
tener than she knows. Foley Kidney
Pills will invigora ate and restore her,
and weak back, nervousness, achina
joints and irregular ladder action will
all disappear when Foley Kidney Pill'
are used. For sale by all druggists. -
Adv.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03

Chicago, Nov. l.-Wheat-Dec.,
8eNc; May, so%c. Corn-Dec, 70Ac;
May, 71Ac. Oats-Dec., $3.50; May.
42hc. Pork--Jan., $2O.l2; May, 500
II. Butter-Creameries, 3013lc.
Eggs-30G31c. Poultry-Hens, 12hc;
springs, 13hc; turkeys, 18c.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
GRAIN AND PROVISION PRICES
South st. Paul Live stock.

South st. Paul, Nov. Cattle
Steers, t5.7S97.85; cows and heifers,
S4.2506.75; calves, s5.50G9.00; feed
ers, $4.3o07.00. Hogs-$7.5007.s5.
Sheep-Lambs, $5.0066.75; wethers
$4.0004.4o: ives, $2.5014.00.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
Boston Mar Buys Road.

Boone, Ia, Nov. 3.-The Fort Dodge,
Des Moines and Southern InterurDan
railway was sold at a receivers sale
to Rollin b. Fisher. representing the
old Colony Trust company OF Boston,
for $4,000, 900. This Is said to mean
that the bondholders will retain con-
troll of the road. The minor proper
ties and other effects connected with
the road brought $1OO, 500.
Successful Root and Herb remedy.
The study of roots aud herbs. their
character and power over disease, was
what led Lydia E. Pinkham Of Lynn.
Msas.. to produce for women's ills
The most successful remedy the world
has ever known, and while she passed
to her reward some years ago, her
work among suffering women is still
carried on by trained assistants and
many tons Of roots and herbs are
consumed annually in the manufac.
ture of the now famous Lydia r
Pinkhsm's Vegetable Compound. al
originated by her.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
Quick Help to Bsckache aud
RheumNtiam.

The man or woman who wants quick
help from backache and rheumatism,
will find it ia Foley Kidney Pills.
They act SO quickly and with such
good effect that weak. inactive kid.
neys that do not keep the blood Gle Z
and free Of Impurities, are toned NJ
and strengthened to healthy vigoroul
action. Good results follow their uss
promptly. For sale ~ al drussists.-
Adv.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1913-11-03
70 DROP MRS. RAND's CASE
Daughter of Californian Ex-Governor
Was Accused Of KIDNAPPING.

Was Accused Of kidnapping.
Dublin, Nov. 3,-It was believed
here that the months continuance
given Mrs. Lucille Rand, daughter of
Ex-Governor Henry T. Gage of Cali
fornia, NEAR that the kidnapping
charge against her In connection with
the Dublin transport workers strike
will be dropped. When the case came
up after a weeks adjournment the
attorney general for Ireland agreed
10 q months delay, which is taken to
mean the government will lever call
the case.
Mrs. Rand and Mrs. Dora Monte.
fore OF London were charged with
kidnapping because they took to Eng
land children Of the impoverished
strikers.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-05-15
Your Druggist
Stops That ItcEl

If you are suffering from Ecezena,
Psoriasis or any other kind of skin
trouble. drop into our store for instant
relief; We will guarantee you to stop
that itch in two seconds
We have sold other remedies for skin
troubles, but none that we could recon-
. mend as highly as this. mild wash OF
OIL OF Wintergreen Thymol and a few
other ingredients that have wrought
such wonderful cures all over the coua-
This compound Is known as Odd.
Prescription for Eczema and Il will cool
and heal the Itchy. burning skin as
nothing else can.
4 2jc trial bottle will prove it.
OF course all other druggists have
ODD. Prescriptlon-go to them 81 Won
can't come to us--but don't accept some
big. profit substitute.
8't II you come to our store we ara
20 certain Of what ODD. will do for you
that we offer You full size bottle on
this gunrantee;-ir you do not find that
Il tnkes away the itch AT ONCE Il
costs you not o cent
Mt. City Drug Co., Han Drug Co.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-05-15
MFALIf GAP GIN
SPREADING RAPIDLY
Auto Carrying Instruction Dl.
rectIy to.the Field
Growing Of Alfalfa Is Made Possible
on Every Farm IN the
Corn Belt
by Douglas Malcolm, Of the j II C
Service Bureau.j ~

by Douglas Malcolm, Of the j II C
Service Bureau.l
Within the past week the first auto.
mobile alfalfa campaign the world
has ever known was carried on in
Kent County, Michigan, by the re.
Gently organized Kent County Alfal.
ia Growers Association. The big
Automobile Special" in direct charge
Of the Grand Rapids Association OF
Commerce, was marked Us the initial
effort Of the Agricultural Extension
Department Of the International Har.
vester Company of New Jersey to car.
ry out their avowed purpose OF
establishing alfalfa on every farm in
the Corn Belt. Professor Perry G..
Holden, the well.known Iowa corn
expert whose services were recently
secured by that Company, and Fed.
eral Agent ]. H. Skinner of the
United States Department OF Agricul.
ture, were the chief missionaries OF
this wonderfully profitable but sadly