Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-09
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Her love l. wanlne when
she comcs "a he bseakfnm table IN
wrapper.
she leia him we her eemb her STORE
heir
she say there aren't any snch
creatures a. the hoys who keep
him cat ~ nlahl.
She taye sheh giad they don't hold
hands ans more.
Hhe BAYS she's soine ahoppina aud
leaves him ~ home.
She tidies np his den
she forHrts IA hand him the eur.
rent neiehborhood scandal.
she detects the reason for the
Glove.
HIS love H. Ginning when
Ne notices that the pecuilar look
In her eye IL q saulnt.
he insists upon havine sugar IN his
een.
re notices that the mnntrlpiece ls
dusty.
He wonders what he can tell her
when re Is hate.
Ne asks her " that Is really sins
ing
He reads the newspaper "a oreak-
fast time.
He completely forsets 70 buy the
FnHnnNin~ size wants
Ne wont tie her shoe lace on the
street.
Ne rass shes getting sstravaann,.
THE MoRNING's apology Is ac-
cenged.-hu don't iet u happen again.
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NEVER START anythins unless
you're sure you have a self-stopper.
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THE Jap has apparently decided
to keep his shirt on.
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TWENTY FAMILIES we're made
homeless rs Hood Ia Duluth bay.
ton would cnii that heavy dew
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IT'S REALLY hnmilhtiRa 10 Ind
out 80 many ~ our senators are in
trade"
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WE ARE Not naturally quarrel
some. hat those new auto hOnkers are
likely 20 make us start something one
Of these days.
WOODROW WILSON has dropped
the nsfne Thomas hut that doesn't
worry the efnceholders half ~ much
~ either names he il likely TO drop.
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WE FAN. TO SEE how the sunra-
ge,te who snlcsded under the horses
hoofs has appreciably helped the
t'plirt
THE MORNING Ant complains
that u was sseppcd on. We beg par
don for the nSIFstep hut do not agree
thar the Morning has 10 nerve center.
THE TIME has arrived to conju.
gate the verb ~ quiz I quiz. thou
qulzzes--or - il auizzeth' In an,
ease it wiz botker an orator who
lisps.
- sHotLD LIKE 10 see nice.
tat hen. said q customer entering a
central avenue butcher sh"p. "Ycs.
cir replied the boy. INA will be Ia
directly"
MAN KILLED UNDER train"
saws our morning contemporary. We
wish So register o Arm protest against
the position. Of the morning paper 80
advocatlnR slaughter of citizens under
trains
THERE'S JrsT two thlnas that
break M most happy homes" OBJ
served ID" lluerfano philosopher.
What's them inquired listener.
fwoman's love for dry goods ana
mans love for wet goods
O.
FRENCH EXPERIMENTS have
demonstrated that the Ideal trans
mitier for long distance telephones l.
one that hts the nose az we'll ~ the
mouth. EsideRlIy % catch those
French nesal sounds.
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THE PREAcHERe out at Mud
Flats who was revising his sermon
one sunday morning was called upon
by the orRanist. who asked what he
should play e don't know" said
the parson absent mindedly; what
kind ~ hand have you goi o."
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WILT THOU TAKE her Tor thy
'pard. for better or for worse, 20
have. 10 hold. to- fondly guard. till
hauled of in the hearsef Wit thou
let her have her way. consult her
many wishes make the Gres up every
day. and help her with the dishes
wit thou give her al the "stun' her
little purse viii pack buy her
monkey boa and mum little sect
skin sacque' viii thou comfort and
support her father. mother Aunt Je-
/ NINA. Uncle John. thirteen sisters
and brother Aud his face grew
pale and biahg n wac too late 10 IN;
~ through the chapel noor he sank
he sadly said q wilt"
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