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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

ARE COMPLETED
DONATION DAY AT HOME FOR
AGED AND FRIENDlESS TO
BE BIG ONE.
Board Of Managers viii Hold MEETING
Followed by Musical Entertain
ment.

The leading social feature of the
week Is the Donation Day at the
home Tor the aged and F>riendless
women. corner of Thirteenth and
open TO visitors all day. In the after
noon a reception will he given. The
committee will be present TO welcome
building
The Board is trying 10 make this
donation Day the biggest and best
from every standpoint, in the history
of the Home
There will be supper at 6 O'Clock
served 10 the Board of Directors. ar
Ter which the report Of the years
work will be given. as well as plans
laid for the coming year.
promptly al :. - O'Clock. the pro-
gram Will be started. to which every
body is most cordially invited
Some of the best musical talent in
this city will take part After the
program, refreshments will be sold
The work of the Home is carried
on very quietly and the managers de-
sire 70 thank the very generous peo-
PIE OF Wheeling, who make IL possible
10 continue So worthy a cause. Dona-
lions oL all kinds viii be gratefully
=. TIL" following is a list Of the Board
Managers: MesdamaS r + PAUL,
Thomas Carr. II. G. Franzheim. 4 J.
clarke. ~. +. Jones. J.. +. Sands. Abel
aide Egerter. Carl Hamilton. J H. Lit
tell Ben Hiidreth. H. u Irvine. {. a
Robinson. VI. SonncbOrn. Chas Fris-
sell. Friend Cox. Misses II. VI List.
Rel" Mendel. Abby Brown. Virginia
Miller. Agnes Wilson.
The Board Of Directors is as fol
lows:
Messrs Henry Jones. l.. r. Sands
J. +. Hughes. A. : Hare. J. y Vance.
W. + Stone. James Cummins. : Il
Parker. 4 : List. VI. SonncbUrn. VIII
Colvig. =. H. Williams J. Morgan
Clarke. Fred Faris, Rev. Britiingham
and Rev. Cook
are "a follows. Mr~ Guy Wagner
Miss Virginia Hall. Miss Sarah Row
Miss Nillicent llanley. Ny Phil Ma
ruirc. Mr. and Mrs Jasper Baum.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

The meeting called by the members OF
III" Fulton council tor this eyrniuL
promises TO be AN Interesting ou.. ~
several matters OF Importance will b.
bfought up and discussed. Among them
Is "A franchise with tine ohio Valley Heat
anu LiSht company which has been
pehdIhg IN the council tor the past year.
nc annexation OF Glenwood Heights
PROMISES 10 DC the most interesting OF
the TWO. as the residents OF the H.Ight-
claim that they Will not be included ia
.he town OF Fulton Also the matter or
tam amount OF time. The residents OF
IN" town Of Fulton all seem to be
akdinSt this newly proposed site. but all
tAinss considered II would bs OF nucn
more avail than that Of old. The vote
OF Tue lately issued bond issue will be,
voted upon May -. All residents are
urseI - be pr. scnt az this voting
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
No HearLna Vet

J"" Ma''-irS. the local foreigner
~ Boo "aS arrested i.t Friday alter
sault upon Joe N.rirh. ,,.. mo-, aiyr,
60 hearing Yesterday ..,1iar. a- was
planned. du" tp Tho fact tlIt fh. ip.
lu'"d man was u.alI. d, .pp.,r IN
court "" '- Boo" confined 10 the
Nor'h Wh'.lr- hu.pt.I Vrrr.. % o.
reported that Boo. tt recovering .Io,,ly
d is ,'r. likely thar hr uiU Doe tried
hcior" q Iu-fic" ~. th,. peace and h.,d
10 await tho action of fr. Grand iy-,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
FOR REEr

t.t ta1 o..
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
Lost Again

The fast BcnWuod team lot i'. sec.
Cnd game oi IA" season last SUNDAY
afternoon az Sister wife with the fast
team 81 that city. Tho locals had IN.
lead Is TIE score az % Co % until ,n.
seventh inning. when tive douuthc.
river bunch got 20 tAc local twirl.r
and scored thr'" runs iu the ll-t ',l
innings. However. tbc local iau-
Who accompaH ed tn team an the
trip stated HAT 30 WAS 20 very exciting
and good game Tho local team VII!
ht"ly play tho Duny. o. team ncVt
sunday. b. satisfactory ARRANGEMENTS,
can D, made
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
OUT-THE-PIKE
Cement wcrk Started.

The cement work on the walk AT Park
view was started this morning by
SHlNseE anu springer, local contractors.
-NON tASt the telephone company has
SoIhiIeted the line OF new poles the win, ;
wiz De taken from the old ones and the
U t pOies VIII be removed. thus leaving
the walk clear so that work rnsv he
- leu Immediately anu rushed to COM
pletlOn TINS contract allows the con-
tractors until tine middle of June 10
complete the Noik. anu IL is Thought
that the work can hardly be completed
IN thot length OF time. This DELAY was
caused ~ the Comniss toner's giving the
tt4tl none companies more time than was
hetessdry FOR the removal OF the poIes
iioMeNcr, IL Will be rushed as rast as
Nlsh 70 let the work run over the re-
CURED length OF time.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
To Open Show To niaht

Arrangements have been comp!e'-
.ed 10y the manager of the new motion
lchre tent To throw open the place
IUl anus 'm"nt this evening The nev
machin" has been installed and five
reels 81 good pictures viii be- run
this evening. TIL" tent has seat
m capacity OF about too persons and
viii likely be paying proposition As
"a" conn 'iition Il To be had in this
city.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

The local high school baseball team
H"ld their last practice yesterday
evening before the game to-day win
~" strong RridEcpor, team Til.
90 ' +.l be played on the Forty.
seventh street grounds. Wheeling
.... t-' Uumu,r oi root"rs vi !,
accompany the local team 20 m.
GROUNDS. The local mauaeemrut has
not a. yet decided uron The battery
for today game but th, entire team
Is IN fine condition lor the contest.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

The neii meet. which was 70 DO reII
on IN" Grow" race track. viii Dc. told IN
Harness lie saturday. Tho faculty oI
W hr".lng HisA school had made an
arr tts"fneutS FOR H." meet 20 h. held DO
~" Grove. when tor SONS. reason or
other this pl.tr" WAS dropped and was not
wen taken into consideration again 10
J. thought Wat their fsId was better
iHar thHt ~ 60" Gf"t. and in tui~ mat
tri tN'r certainly uIt succeed aS fi,
rtld mot VII 4. ..iI tner.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
For Satisfactory
Concrete Work call
THE c. 3. KIMBERLY CO.
Srhmulhach Bnilding.
CANA Called or

Tn" gam" which was To- have been
played between the Manual Training
school or tAc Grove and " u..sling Ingu
school yesterday aftrri"ou ~ tho up-
tte-rrrrE grounds was called on los the
W he'lif- boys. who wish t. devote an
their time q" The work of training for
the annual n"ld meet {" De- held 80 bar
n"~s III" SATURDAY. The Wheeling uovS
VIII probably make arrangements for 90
Gam" with the out-the- Uik. boys some
time after the field meet
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
Elm Grove vs.. Cathedral

The Etm Grove boys will try 10 re-
gain lost DONORS this evening wnen they
cross bats with the fast Wheeling team
me game winch was played last week
ended IN favor Of the Wheeling bows
but this time the Grove rooters are posi-.
tive That II Will be the other way az
THIS Same. which Will be played on the
Grove diamond. promptly at 1 o'clock
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
Entertainment a Sncne..

The entertainment held az 1t Vincent
d" fauls school IA Patterson addition
last evening WAS a. big success The
crowd was entertained 10y a play which
was n" feature OF this section. The
many WHO attended say wat u was
W"rta IN" price of "A rusud trip ticket
To a moving picture snow. After the
play was ended Ice crca mand cake wa>
served.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
Nominsted Ofh.ers-

t''hinE star Lodge SO Us.
Knights ~ I'tfIl.. held a very .m.
l"I'ini n"'inr if-t evening 100 their
i'Hf. room boo tl" Nrmory building
ON Main street Th. candidate for
'iH''f- for OBJ" r''t sis months V.f.
nominated. AND Tho dcgr." team ,oI
''rr'd fh' rank upon several oandi.
Iif'- Mans other matters received
'N' attention OF fHo lodge. md tra
W''liir wI- largely attended
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
Vote the Town DRY.

This is the cry OF tile many citizens
or the Grove Now that the annual
licenses are about to be awarded the
whole town Is taking an active part in
the way the council is liable 10 70 +
- thought that the council will all be OF
the same opinion with the exception 81
three members. who will not have /,
word e. say when preached with this
subject
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
FOR SAIL: OR TRADE

1CR SALE oF TEADE-A good seven
room house and two lots. with wells.
barn. Shade, lawn. ard ether Improve
ments. "iI cell cheap. OF trade for Q
email farm. Address Charles -. miller.
CAMERON. y Ns Js-21-tf
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

ALLEGED MURDERER
CAUGHT At GASSAWAV

Hi NTlNGTON. IS W.. Nav I9
l.-.f' tuWIhrt'. CHARGED with frr
nurarr of Samu. nellie, 200 C.Ium
h1y -. en- NIsy = 49, arrested 7t
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
WANTED-ROOMS

ROOMS WANTED-Any one having
rooms, lodging. or boarding facilities,
Indy call at beard of Trade offices,
Market Auditorium, AID fiji out blank.
Bureau OF information, Semi-Centennial
Committee. my---s,f-W-,. 1919
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
HOTELS.

,''ssavat. W VI. ~ dat ty S.rccan.
I'"rran of th' 'o'umhv- rolico de
i'riw'ni We W.. placed tn MI
h"r" 'ou'rht pending Dol. -cmfr ,o
Columbus
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
SEALED PROPOSALS

Cnants and Other Wholesale Dealers
NOItCE II HEREBY GIVEN, That
of West Virginia will receive hide daily
az its Uffics at Charleston Wet Vir-
sinia. Tor furnishing supplies for the
several state institutions, the financial
maLaSt inent OF which Is vested in said
ltoard Contracts Will be awarded to the
Io"tSt hlHneTr. quality conside.ed. AMI
Ctucr things bong equal West -Irg.nta
dealers will he given preference.
Lists OF supplies needed Will be fur
uiSLcI bidders on receipt of requests
stating tle line desired
STATE BOARD Of CONTROL.
sgg-tf Charleston. Wset Virginia
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
RIVER NEWS

Iorc' of men was piIc.I al uort,
N'-'' TdaN cleaning tho local wharf
'i' now present much brtf .r sp
j 'Hrarr" CONSIDERABLE dirt and d..
hr'- from Tho recent nrod had 4rrur,
hIiti'd along thr roadu4,s f..dir..
=" d." wharf boat al This va. rc.
Wnf'i yesterday
Ih" Liberty WIS tho orf, bo,, 10
I'"h thc local wharf Yesterday ar
living 10 n O'clock from Nafamor,.
SD" VIII DEPART to-day ~ ~ o'ciocI,
i"r ino same port
Ih' tlfs OF Part.r. burg wa d,.
h'i" .'-t nirht 10 Do O'Clock. hpf b.
.t1. of the della, hrr. on route 70
Ii.i irfn sunday had not arrived
90 widnirrf
TO-" Queen Gre i- d1c ~ % o.,ro,.
fnI- H0ruiu- toun1 for Tift.bu-rh
lh' rit'r wf. risul slowly ,,af.r.
daN hu' fl. crest d. r,ra,f,i ,,,r,
fh'. W",u.rr Tho Stages "a, OBJ. NJ
80 h"u dam n.f ntrht vcr. tta f..,
in ih' uuui and 90 foot iu tha lower
't.' "'1 'n' oft thn bear traps i1u
''' Ih' irap VIII probably 20
f"l-'i "afi fhis mornn-
Ih" Morning star. fir evrur .io.E
''.' OFT tIit-hnr. d.. is "N.r,t.d bore.
900 noon fD dlt fo carry NJ csrur. ION.
no l"" Wheeling bush school alumni
fonifhf
River Stages
IIIISiii KGll 70 Nls 10 River
STAGES follow
nav'. leland r1m o., feet station.
Hrf uir
s''ut-nyme ,a e~, -auonar,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

FOR SALT qri. buyer I.ot COX
joe. l't' - colt Sat. prone f4ss-Y.
my = str
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

roR SALE--My residence ON Eoff -
U"'tN - l.tH~t. 80. i1l9. p. y Ei IL
San. ap.f.tf
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
FOR SALE

FOR SALC-Nn ola established cleaning
suI dvsiu= business ou a. COOL retaii
s'r''f owner 800 poor health. Address
I'trr. Gaze infsllfgsuser my. 1n..
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

wagon ana carnage repair shop. I
y. McGlumphy, Overlook.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
MEN wanted for general factory
work and laboring. Wheeling
Can Co.. 18th and Water streets.

WAnTED-An electrician Must he
sober. Married man preferred. Apply
q, "ttic" Big Five Coal Co. Stewartsviiie.
'"'". my-l-tf
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

TOE sAbE-House on corner FIFTEENTH
Lnd Jacob streets. Very Desirable
rncus- ~ Fifteenth street au-27-tf
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
FOR SALE

IaaF' ~ room brick and Franc
dwelling -fOn" foundation. electric
lights on Market street Price s. .Dn
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20

WAUTED-At once several sood aeIiv-
cry ard sales boys. 20 work before
scnooi Apply At Circulst ion Depart
men,' lnfe'tEcncer. bet~eei- = and Q
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-05-20
WANTED-MALE HELP

WAnIIp-AgentS. new article: rec
ord breaking sales EVERYWHERE writs
LOT Tree sample and our new catalogue
The n W. A. Keller Co. 5Se 9th 81. oak
anu. al my-iS-i
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04
TUESDAY. MARCH I. 1913.
ABOLISH THE POLL TAX.

From an inquiry received her" during the week from Srnatnr- elect Henry Rudrn, asking for d statement of the amount rereN- ed from poll tax. and the cost of collecting same. it would ap- pGar that he senator from ldlt- arou is preparing an attack up on the tax with a view to it's ab- ulition.
 There are many reasons why the tax should be discontinued, chief among which are it's fail ure as a revenue producer lthe greater portion of the amount collected being absorbed in sal aries of officials and expenses of collection the lack of any sort of popular control of eXpcndl- lures, with the possible accom- panying evils of graft and nepo- tism: and it's absolute antagO- nism to the ideal always to be sought in inaugurating schemes of taxation, NiZ.: that all taxes should be imposed ill proportion to the capacity to pay--all other systems being essentially unjust and worthy only of the dark ages, when rObber harOns oppressed with levies the people they feign- ed to protect.
 Taking the first objection [" inc poll tax--its failure as a rev anue producer--thrre is ample evidence in Alaska <and right here in 1ditarodl to prove that afr ter the road commissioners per- s0nal charges have been met there is very little left for actual road building--one ease in the Third division showing less than 10 per cent. The second objrc- tion--lack of popular control of eXpenditurcs-- is an equally srr- iOuS one. It is a munStrOuS ln- justice that petty appointiv" "f- ficialS should be empowered to waylay pedestrians OF stop men at their work and insist upon the payment of an S8 tax of doubt full legality. with the alternative of a jail sentence, especially when the taxpayer has no more voice in the spending of the money than a malamute pup; the road Overseer eXpending the money ac- cOrding tO his own dis9retinn, and as often as not regardless of the wishes of the community find ing the money. From the stand point of common justice a poll tax of any amount is wrong in principle. nasmuch as il bears with oppressive weight upon the day laborer. while the operator and business man does not feel it's incidence at all. The day for such methods of taXati ion is past.
 With regard to the collection of d $i poll tax in incorporated towns the case is somewhat diff ferent. Not only is the net amount rollrrled proIortionatcly larger, but the taxpayers, through their town council, exercise com plete control over the expenditure thereof Still the principle of prOpOrtiOnate taxation remains as the only just one, and for that reason the Si impost in incor- porated towns is as indefens ible as the $8 rlsrwhere--both are un- just and should be aboli'hed.-- IditarOd Pioneer.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

Berlin reports that airmrn have been forbidden to fly over the palace at potsdam and other cas- ties of the nobility. The time is fast approaching for aerial p"- lice.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04
To the Public.

We hereby announce that we have retired from the banking business and have transferred our banking department to the Valdez Bank & Trust company, for whom We bespeak the good will of the public.
 VALDEZ BANK & MERCANTILE
 COMPANY.
 Valdez, Alaska, Jan. 29, 1913.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04
THE GENTLE cYNIc.
To forego a pleasure is hard CT than to go for it.

| 10 1OFeSO plcdSufe IS udfu- CT than to go for it.
 The people who always expect to be cheated generally are. Many a man goes up like q rocket, but. after all, that may ] be better than not going up at all.
 No secret is so insignificant that a woman doesn't consider it worth telling.
 The fellow who gets along is he one who can look happy when he isn't.
 The difference between T eat and wasted opportunity is !h1t the cat comes back.
 On the sea of matrimnnN di- wore" is generally the result ui maj de mer of the affections.
 We all get our share of luck. but some of Us get il in the E.ck.
 It doesn't seem in keeping wI!h romance that love stories should be written for money.
 Matches are not made in hrav- ."n: neither are fire eXtin2uiSh- CTS made in the other place.
 IL isn't liberal education that prompts woman to give her husband a piece of her mind.
 All the world loves a lover: and pity is akin to love-
 We can all be thankful for what we have. but few of Us con- ~ider that We also ought to be thankful for what we haven't.
 The most profitable patients a doctor has are usually those who complain that life isn't worth living.
 The telephone girl may truth- fully say that she is connected with the best families.
 We should all be willing to meet trouble half way, but we don't always have to go that far.
 Even the most accomplished musician can't always strike the right key when he gets to his front door after night of it.
 No matter how absent-minded woman may be. she seldom for gets herself.
 A bigamist is a man who is so fond of looking for trouble that he looks for it twice.
 Some men could be very read fly taught if it wasn't for the fact that they know it all.
 A man can't very we'll lay up treasures in heaven by putting his religion in his wife's name.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

It is worth while taking a chance on the $500 diamond ring being rallied at Plant & Com pany's. jewellers.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

A Chicago waiter has just died, leaving fortune. Evidently Chi cago is making progress in it's imitation OOf New York.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

FOR RENT--Five room house on Sherman St. Inquire of Mrs. H. LeaVel.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

Brooklyn girl set fire to q house seven times in as many weeks because she was sad. Ii she'd felt real badly, probably she would have committed murder.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

Dr.. Marie Slopes, of London, has been interested for nine years in the study of fossil botany, and has in preparation a book that is expected iu throw new light on the subject of coal geology. She has visited the interior of mines in all parts of the world, nclud- ing a mine in one of the Japan csc islands extending out under the sea. She says that coal can not be less than 2O.O00, ,O0O years old. and that the first plants which entered into it's formation were twice as old as that. Min- ing Science.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

Five divorce cases in thirty two minutes is the record rStab- lished by a German judge. Why need New Workers g0 to Reno any mnrn1
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

rattlesnake poison is a cureall. It's a certainty you'll suffer no more after using it.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

A Massachusetts centrnarian says the way to reach the age he has attained is to eat JOhnny- cake. But anybody who can eat Johnnycake is hardy enough to live that long, anyhow.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

Scientists have discovered that
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04
EDITORIAL NOTES.

st. Louis man made a sausage fifty feet long. Must have been a dachshunh.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

Last season I33 tourists were accidentally killed in the Alps. Mountain climbing is almost as fatal as aviation.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04


 more after using it. A Chicago waiter has just died, leaving fortune. Evidently Chi cago is making progress in it's imitation OOf New York.
 Five divorce eases in thirty two minutes is the record rStab- lishcd by German judge. Why need New Workers g'0 to Reno any more?
 Boston papers are making a great lodo over the discovery of an unkissed girl. However, we want to get a slant at her before expressing surprise.
 Corsets have been abandoned by society hrlles in Washington. but whether it is a fad or due tO a rise in the price of Whalr- bone i> not evidenced. An English barunct has an an icirnt deed permitting him to kiss fall the brides among his trn- antry. He has just found the deed. but is now righty-Iw".
 Food may be digrStch in the stomach of a eat thirteen hours after it's demise. Wonder if the eight remaining lives have any thing to uu with that?
 "Dun't expect tips from big men. says a hotel empluye. "'They are too busy to think of such things" Which again proves the old adaGc that by looking out for pennies results in fortunes.
 Theoretically. according l." government figures. each person in the United States poSScSSrS S3i.72. It is to be hoped the facts are no less cOnSOling.
 A Massachusetts centcnarian says the way to reach the age he has attained is to eat Johnny cake. But anybody who can eat Johnnycake is hardy enough to live that long, anyhow.
 Brooklyn girl set fire to a house seven times in as many weeks because she was sad If she'd felt real badly, probably she would have committed murder.
 Berlin reports that airmrn have been forbidden to fly over the palace at Potsdam and other cas- ties of the nobility. The lime is fast approaching for aerial p"- lice.
 To the Public.
 We hereby announce that we
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

An Eastern physician says "No couple is perfectly mated He's married man, it's a cinch
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

ThrOret ically. according to government figures, each person in the United States poSSessrS S3i.72. It is to be hoped the facts are no less cOnSOling.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

German restaurants are listing dog meat on the menu. Here, we buy it. under he head of Winrr- WurStS.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

"Dnnt expect tips from big men. says a hotel cnIplnye
 ''rhry are too busy to think of such things" Which again proves the old adaGc that by looking out for prnnnirS results in fortunes
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

Boston papers are making a great l0do over the discovery of an unkiSsed girl. However. we want to get slant at her before expressing surprise.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

Food may be digrSte,l in the stomach of a eat thirteen hours after it's demise. Wonder if the eight remaining lives have any thing lu un with that?
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

CorseIs have been abandunr' by society hrlles in Washington but whether it is a fad or duo tn a rise in the price of Whalr- bone is not evidenced.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

An English barunct has an an- cirnl deed permitting him to kiss all the brides among his trn- antry. He has just found the deed. but iS now righty-IWn.
Valdez daily prospector., 1913-03-04

A man can't very we'll lay up treasures in heaven by putting his religion in his wife's name.