The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-07-03


about ready to hang out the single
with their monaker engraved upon
it, when something happened.
Someone had lifted their partner
ship agreement, and now the firm
has been more or less in the dark
over the matter.
Old Dan Patch is back on the
job again. Him and Gumshoes
put in the first half day after his re-
turn getting what they called load
of gravel. After collecting the few
pebbles, Gumshoes went over to
the foreman of the concrete crew
and said: Il want shovel . What
for?' asked the fore man. To SHOW
ell this load of gravel off the truck"
Oh! you don't need shovel for
that" said the foreman. Go into
the dining room and get spoon.
Kilograms cat must have came
back, and to show it how happy he
is, and not having the fatted calf to
kill for it, he is going to feed il the
canary that can't sing. 1t is claim
ed that Heliograms seen 1t coming
and went out to meet 1t and fell on
it's neck with one of his bro
gans.
s If fifty years is the average life
of a watch it is about time orc. had
jewelry funeral.
Among the prices offered for
raw furs. / notice that fur and
hide company are offering three
dollars for black skunks, two dollars
apiece for skunks with short stripes,
and seventy-five cents for skunks
with long stripes. Judging from
that, after taking an inventory, we
find we are just worth one dollar
and four bits.
Jumbo, the big Finn, seems to
like to walk the straight and Ear-
row path. He is seen taking a
walk quiet often about 2:30 p.
m.
Foreman Berg of the concrete
gang, not only shows them how to
walk the straight and narrow path,
but teaches them how to build it
also.
Here" said the foreman in one
of the upper shops to the runner
that wanted burr for a bolt that
belonged to one of the Irvine ma
chimes, Can you get me nut"
Sure" said the runner, as he ducks
down the stairs and made straight
for Shop G. After looking
the bunch over for a few minutes
he was heard to mutter something
that sounded like they are all the
same" and grabbed the gent that
was the nearest to him, and taking
him up to the foreman said: Here
you are" The foreman, after look
ing him over said: That won't do
Well" said the runner" l looked
them all over and there is no diff
erence in them, they are all alike"
We've now got the best of the
Saltwater Gazette. The editor
can't read The Mirror now until
after it is printed.
Say" said the officer in charge of
the loading of cars to orc. when
he showed up. You are railroad
man amt your You are on said
orc. Well" said the officer, see
that car moving down the track;
stop it will your" Sure" said orc
as he planted his brogan on the rail
in front of the car wheel, and the
engineer had to blow the whistle to
drown the war whoop orc let out
of him when his foot and car wheel
connected.
We got the best of the dentist
down here. He can't see us coming,
now.
An exchange claims that they
have got good Indian in, their
berg, but forgot to state if he died
a natural death or did the Dutch
act.
That COW Betty put over another
one. 1t is claimed she kicked war
whoop out of the heap big chief.
1t is no proof that lodging house
is sheep ranch just because it has
a ram pasture, no more than po-