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The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25
Nj. L. Church Notes.

sunday morning was an ideal day.
Cooi, pleasant and balmy. Tie PEG.
pie had a mind To worship. There
was large crowd at the public sery-
ice. Some Of our regulars were un.
ayoidably absent. and yet the audi.
ence was larger than any previous
ONE. We were pleased to see 80 large
a number Of the men of town present.
We are the Church Of the Glad hand.
The SUNDAY school still maint aims
its high tide IN interest. We enrolled
quite a number of new pupils iast
Sunday. Tie Offering was sos.
We were the MONDAY guests of
Brother and Sister l.. /. Moore last
Sunday, spending the greater part Of
the afternoon IN social life with them.
They have most delightful home,
and they with their daughter and son
are ideal hosts and hostesses. Tie
time was very pleasantly spent.
I'll. entertainment given IN the
church 10y Miss Nell Ramsay. Tuesday
nigh, Of last week, under the auspices
Of the Ladies' Aid Society, was Of a
very high order, and was patroniled
by a fair.siled audience IN spite Of
IN. extremely ho, weather, Miss
Ramsay was very ably assisted 10y
Miss Mary Prize, Of Oregon.
Tie young people. under who's. aus.
pices the social Was held last Friday
night. On IA. lawn Of Mr. and Mrs.
Andrew kr,ek. had an unusually
good time. The weather, however,
turned much cooler than expected
and therefore III. receipts were not
80 large A. they would oi herwise have
been. However, they did splendidly
and the pastor and the church very
greatly appreciate. their effort.
liui ten sundays are left until the
close of the conference year. There
remains much Ia ID. done, Let us do
our best 10 close ~ the lies, year IN
the history Of the church work. We
can do It. WIN wer
The service Al the Culp school
house SUNDAY nigh, was helpful,
There was a fair.siled audience pres
ent, some going out from town. lIav'
Ing sold my horse and buggy last
week, Brother John Lukens piloied
me To the service and return,
The programs are out for tie dis.
trict conference, TO be held In Cente.
nary church on the Edgerton work,
the first week In August. Tie local
pastor Is secretary Of the conference
and viii therefore attend.
We were very glad TO see Brother
+, : Morgan In his accustomed place
In the service last Sunday, after an
absence OF several weeks attending lle
Fiitieth Anniversary Of the Battle OF
Gettysburg. lie was a participant OF
that great battle, and reports having
had q good time looking over the his
toric ground.
This Thursday afternoon the next
game Of ball will be played In the sun
day School League. The game vii
be between the Methodists and the
Evangellcals, and promises to be the
best game Of the season, thus far.
The Mems Bible Glass continues Il
grow In interest, several new mep
bers being enrolled last Sunday. 4
number of others have promised u
be present next sunday for the frs
time. The men Of town are very cor
daily invited to come and join the
class.
TIE PASTOR.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25
Program

~ d. W. r. N. -, August lsi, 1913
Hostess Mrs. IRA Ware,
Topic -"l 'nder the Trees.
Leader Mrs. ". &. Cook.
Deyo,ions Mrs. Thompson.
Trees of the Bible," Mrs. Lev.
erich.
sacred Trees and Rivers II In
dia,' Mrs. Petree.
Under the Trees, Mrs. Edgar
Thatcher.
"Mys,ery BOX, Mrs. Kun.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25

Mr.and Mrs. Geoirroy desire through
Tmr SENTINEL TO express their deep
sense Of gratitude to the members VI
the |. 90. +. and friends al Forest
City, for kindly help extended them
in the hour Of their sorrow. by the
death Of their father. Francis Genet,
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25
For Sale.

a fine young Jersey Bull; also an
old Gray Mare, cheap,
n. r. l. II, =. HANNA,
Martin Phone. Oregon, Mo.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25

LEWIS HOFFMAN, TOPEKA, KANSAS,
Lewis Holman wa born y Shenandoah Iowa In, 10 oregon
when did work
Walter Sas Charles Wright and Watson 3oms Wl a. IA" hloomsr
whom he married May y im Hoffman went TO Kansas C and while
known Irish american Athletic c1, he soon attracted attention by his
Ernest champion light weight ne world by his ability and became one
Tie middle weight wresls In kansas Guy and hc later Of M whole
letter TIA, lat tl time became hts mnager a TOOK him tour o.
opponents IN many matches MS opponents ontM." @ several pounds
all the
best known wrese n the world today among them Jake paos
Turk Last December met T. s. Doctor HOLMAN Of Goc
Goc himself Hoffman absolutely the Sei and scn
undoubtedly the champion Of tile world "IIoman wreslles M
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25
Farm for Sale.

My farm OF lOj acres, located Two
and one-half miles southeast OF Ore
gon, Mo. JAcoB MARRr.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25
SUNDAY SCHOOL LEAGUE
Evaneelicsls and Methodists Won
Their Games Last Week.
Scores IA and 1917.
STANDING OF THE CLUBS:

NErnODlsTs OUTLAY CHRISTIANS.
The Me'hodis,s easily defeated the
Christians. at Benton park. Tuesday.
July 18TH. by one. sided score " lO.2.
The N,'hpdist~ started ~. scoring at
'hc very irs'. making 1n"rach inning
'ill 'hr fourth, maxim. tie count
,ht.e: PLAYING air'ish' bal. handing
'hcit opponents mystic c!phers TIL
'ly fourth frame. wien came the only
ni'iceablc feature % the game, Daw.
IN, ;lc Christians Third Sackef lam.
mins one Of iiaiIcy'> shoulder high
s'raigl; ones for a home run, with
one man IN. making the only scores
credited 10 the Chris ianS Manager
Map,c. of the Christians. started the
game With hi new college recruit. a
Nr. liidgu"l. Who seemed 10 be a triile
Mid. allowing seven passes TO the
initial sack and live Tits. during his
reign OF i've innings on the mound.
In the sixth Manager Maple used the
hooks. supplanting him 10y W. law.
son. kouck's dimunitiye right hand
man. the Mcthodists making their
ast three scores In his initial inning.
Bailey. for the Me,hodists, pitched In
mid...aSun form. striking out ten and
alloalne but three scattered hits.
Another feature Of the Methodists'
playing was their base.running, steal.
iny a total Of fourteen bases.
....... l..s l.,l,.,as
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MrS. Mary haynes, VI Skiuihoie'
is visiting her daughter, Mrs. George
II. Allen. Of this city.
Rev. r, ID. Roberts left wednes.
day morning Of this week. for Kansas
City on a business trip.
Miss hess DeBord, Of rrinceyilie.
H., Is visiting here with her school
chum, Miss Anna ~. Curry.
It. G.. DUNCAN and family drove
over TO Maryville and back. Monday
of this week, In their car.
Frank G. Castle Is ION the road
representing the ~ &. Cook Granite
and Marble Works. Of this city
Claude King. wife aud daughter.
Miss Mildred. wpre IN -. Joseph.
Monday last going du"n in 'h"ir rar
There will bc an ice.cream social
at divide school house. "a Guiay
evening. July ~, 1918. Every Iiy in.
yiied.
Mrs. Rachael \. holland ~ Ills
week for an extended visit Hith Ter
son. william and family IN Epi>e.
Idaho.
Mrs. ". H. iIardman was in -.
Joseph. over SUNDAY. wishing her
daughter. Mrs. Tays. WHO va. been
quite sick.
Mrs ..orp. G.lyin. Ne lnier.
stand. il som, it'll, better tnan Size
was week ago. but il sti.i very
sick woman.
AZ, mr.. i,d..d ,lad,, 80. T.. g..
BENTON on, and a, his Office. asain.
after a serious sickness OF couple u
weeks or more.
TN, bi, fair AT Maitland his
,.,,r ,,,,,i... o., Ia, ,i,,,.,a aud n,,,a,
Than ever. Tie dates are August ~.
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A., m, .,.,v 1, i.,,, tin. 4 p
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ii., Az, NON. "a s,o, hear q, his
comple,, recovery.
no,.r, ,,,,c,, and uif, mr.. enter.
,,i,,,, Iis s,s,., Mrs q. NJ. lIy.n.
,ood and ,.,b.w. pi,k Ua,ch. of
omaha N,braska
I,,, s,o,. Inns ms, committed
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The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25

this county with her parents when a
mere child, and grew to splendid
young womanhood in Forbes township.
In 1857 she became the wife Of
Henry Morgan, and five children were
born TO them, four Of whom with
their father survive-these are: Mrs.
ID. II. Pullen. Of Creighton, Mo-; g.
Il. and Mrs. NJ. r. Hudgins, Of Forbes
and ]. H., Of Oregon; fifteen grand.
children, and a brother, W. N. Ellis,
Of Oregon, also survive, all Of whom
were present at the funeral services
which were held Monday, conducted
by Rev. Clagett, Of the Oregon Pres.
byterian church, the intermen' being
in the Forbes cemetery.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25

Tie husband and surviving children
desire Us to express their deep sense
Of gratitude to those ncighbors and
friends who came to their aid, and for
their sympathy, in their hour Of deep
sorrow 10y the death of the wife aud
mot her.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25

DO not fall to attend the Maitland
fair, August 10, 20, 81, %, 1913.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1913-07-25

BATTERIES: Eidguel, w.
Dawson and IIolbrook: Methodisis. NJ.
Bailey and Moore,
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1913-11-07
J. U. MCPHERSON REPLIES TO
ARTICLE IN OUR LAST ISSUE,
Continued from page u

it, and says his association has been
the means of forcing them to pay
higher prices than they would other
wise have done.
Lewis Robbins the potato man at
Moreland rang up to say that he had
been much interested in the state |
ments published in the Republican
and said that if the Distributors are
shipping 80 per cent of the spuds
from idaho, he had crow to pick
with the Short Line for letting them
have so nearly all the cars. That he
represents the Society of Equity, and
they want more cars than they are
getting. He says they are market
ing potatoes as fast as they can, and
that the greatest obstacle they have
found is disposing of their product in
the congested markets where the
Distributors have placed too many
cars and glutted the markets, thing
they had theoretically found way to
prevent. ,e
The local elevator men say they
have been reading the statements in
various papers saying the Distribut-
ors will get and are getting from ten
to twenty cents more than others
pay and they have been willing much
of the time to unload theirs at cost
if the Distributors would only take
them,
C. L. Myers of Aberdeen says they
are marketing the spuds from that
point through the Distributors, and
that things are runniny smoothly, but
the severe sorting, while it speaks
Well for, the quality of the produc.
actually shipped also greatly in
c. ecses the voluu of the culls an.!
decreases the amount disposed o..
Our observation leads us to behave
that the dealers are not grading Il; l.
way to be entitled to as good ret .rps
on their cars, and the farmer may re-
ceive as much for his crop even
though the price paid is lower, for he
sells more potatoes. This will give
the advantage to the Distributors as
buyers come to learn of the differenc-
u n the grading is such differences
exist.
Personally we hope they will load
-NS \
receive a dollar a sack net.
John and r. T. Quinn were in from
Basalt Thursday and said they had
shipped four cars through the Dis
tributors, and hal received 1898 less
in the returns than they would have
received if they had accepted spot
cash from the Boyle Commission Co.,
on ates of shipping.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1913-11-07
PAID ADVERTISEMENTS

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Bond Bros. Att.
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or nut at Bond Bros. & co. 44tf adv.
Ring 1913 for your next order OF
that good Utah coal. 41tf.
Painting and paper hanging done
by F. c. Barker, IT south Main
street. 40-tf
For coal cal Bond Bros. G Co., add
get the best. ATT cdv
When in need of fine stationery
,all at the Modern Pharmacy. 52-tf.
Notary public at the Standrod
bank. II
For your next order Of coal either
lump or nut, call Bond bros & Co.
Phone 1913. ATT adv
Take your butter and eggs to the
Brown-Hart company to exchange for
goods at market price. 81 tt adv
Ring 1903 for your next order of
coal. ATT adv
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FOR RENT: A store building 25X
100 feet, with basement. Good
location.-F. G. Parkinson. 18tf ad
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FOR SALE.

STORAGE.-Goods stored in good
dry place at reasonable rate. For
particulars apply at this office.
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WANTED Half ton of mangle beets
e. ], Potter, Republican office.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
An Impromptu Revue.

The L. +. Keith Theater bill next week
commencing Monday matinee and end
ing the following Sunday night. will
include the popular comedian Jack Will
sen. with Ada Lane and Jack Boyle, in
IN Impromptu Revue ID. A. Rolfe,
the well known producer will offer his
latest success, The Purple Lady"
featuring Ralph Lynn and a large COM
Dsny. Gertrude Vanderbilt will join
with George Moore in a Singing
Dansante-' Yvette. the vivacious sing
Ing violinist. from the Foiies Bergere.
Paris. is another important addition. \
home life comedy, The Little Mother
by Edgar Allen Woolf, will be pre-
scented by Louise Galloway and com
pany. Other attractions are the French
gymnasts. De Lasso brothers; Alberta
Moore and Myrtle Young in songs and
dances. Eddie Love and Jannette Will
bur, THE lying Meteor and the Aerial
Venus; the Pathe weekly motion pic
Iure review Of international news hap
peningS and the pine organ recitals.
Two varied and attractive concerts
are announced today at . pm. and Sis
pm At both will appear last weeks
principal attractions, including Florence
Tempest. in a round of melodies; Berton
Churchill and company in a Shake
spearean symposium; William Fl. Muir
ply, Blanche Nichols and company
George Barry and Maude Wolford. Jack
Gardner. former star of The Chocolate
Soldier: Kelly and Pollock, the Parish
leys. the Pathe weekly motion picture re-
view. pipe organ recitals and other adj
ditions.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
INAHUNDRED YEARSOR 50
BY DIR. FRANK CRANE.
Copyright. 1913. By Frank Crane.)

Twelve mil Ions a year-not dollars. but
sous. A German philosopher. says Pro1.
Noses. estimates that the world contains
1.7pt1OO,O 600 people. and that they are
INCREASING at the rate of 100000 year
This would add to the population or the
glolie every ten years number OF peo-
pie s-reater than the present population OF
the emitted States.
VIZ. will not be here to see II, but
rhers5 is coming a day when this hab-
itabSe earth is going to be rather crowd
ed. ~ present there is plenty of room as
all tat people of this country could live III
the ,:;ate of Texas: and have as much
room as the population of Belgium has
now
Bui the people are not going TO Texas
They are congesting in great cities. Some
way must be discovered to get the peo-
pie to the land.
And that suggests some other things
that must be done before the world pop
ulation becomes too dense. 49,
Present systems of government Will
have to be changed The existing ma
tons must get together. There must be Il
world consciousness to meet racial wants
We cannot stop at international arpl-
tration; we must devise some federation
OF the world"
The principle Of competition we now
work under must .be changed into some
acceptable p an Of cooperation. 10 pro
duce and distribute the goods of life as
We dc. now, in a struggle of ''deNll-tahe-
the-hindmost." is manifestly unthinhable
for the future.
Some other motive for human activity
must be discovered besides the desire to
make money and leave ii TO our children.
This is not so startling. Men now work
at art. at literature, at philosophy, at
medicine. even at bridge building. be-
cause they love their work and seek honor
as d reward. In an overcroWded world
these higher motives than wage will have
10 prevail, even in menia, labor.
John Fishe wrote: LAS evolution ad-
vances the struggle for existence ceases
to be determining factor. This eliml-
nation of strife is 81 fact of utterly
unparalleled grandeur: words cannot do
justice to such fact"
The world must be better organized. BY
perfect organization a thousand people
can live comfortably where a hundred
unorganized people would starVe.
The problem of the procreation of mai
kind must be taken out of the region OF
unintelligent instinct and be rational
lied. Eusenics must do by reasonable
means what war and pestilence have
done in the past.
There'll be large party here in a hun
dred years So and had as well
be setting our house in order.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
County Chairman"

Next weeks attraction at Polls is
George AIDES political comedy. The
County Chairman" The scenes of The
County Chairman" are laid in a small
middle western town. which is the hot
bed Of local politics. In order to get
revenge for an ancient wrong, the county
chairman picxs up q bright young law
ser and runs him against his personal
enemy for district attorney. The town
is worked up to a frenzy of political ex-
element. The young candidate wins, but
not until he has been placed in most
embarrassing position owing 10 the fact
that ne is in love with his opponent
daughter. prominent comedy charac-
ter is that Of a colored man who has
small political machine of his own.
which he works in with that of the
chairman. The role Of the county chair
man will be played by Theodore Rob-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
From Riches to Rags. =

From Riches 10 Rags" two-act
musical piece by George Totten Smith,
music By James {. Fulton. presented by
he Golden Crook company. will be the
attraction at the Gayety Theater next
week Frank A. Burt, character imper-
senator. and Frank Dobson. eccentric
comedian and dancer. with Maude Rock
well. prina donna. head the list OF prin-
cipals. II = long list Of musical num-
bcrs and vaudeville specialties are in
Guided the Golden Troupe Of Russian
ballet dancers. the liippodrome four and
tie Apache dancers Burt, Rock well.
DobSyn and May HAIL Jack Strouse,
Italian comedian. gives an original
specially. The ballet will present q we'll
gouned chorus of over thirty young
women in = lavishly set fantasy IN four
parts. Members of the company are Vic
S. Plant. More Golden Henry Is. Strem-
mel, Ella Golden, Warren Boyd. and
Flora Vernon.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
Lord MAYORS Show

Prom the London Chronicle
Lord Mayors show was originally a
modest affair. The rulings. as the term
was. date back to the charter Of King
John, l2i3. when the new mayor after
his election by the citizens. went to sub
NIT himself 70 the kings personal ap-
proval. At a later date the mayor was
accompanied BY aldermen ard leading
citizens on horseback. with retinue Of
minstrels and scriyeners-the forerunners
OF the modern reporter.
II was III 1i15 that the pageantry Of
the business began. John Wells was
mayor. and so he erected three wells
of running wine by the conduit III Cheap
side. To each well was given an at
tendant virgin. III the character Of Mer-
y. Grace and Pity. and round about
We're trees laden with oranges. lemons.
almonds and dates. for the new chief
magistrate was a leading member Of the
grocarS' company.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
Maid of Marchfeld.

Georgetown University has organized q
dramatic club that will make it's first APP
pearance in public Friday afternoon. De-
cember l., at the Columbia Theater
when q new musical comedy. entitled
The Maid of Marchtield." Will be pre-
scented. The work is original with the
students, except III several instances.
where popular musical compositions have
been made use OF. Caruana, a success
full producer. whose work IS well known
IN this city and New York. is conducting
the rehearsals, which are already well
ADVANCED.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
Broadway Jones'

broadway Jones, with George NJ Co
han. its author. III the title role will be
the attraction at the National Theater the
week commencing Monday. December 5.
broadway Jones" is 4 typical Cohan
comedy, with characters whose circur-
stances strike close TO American life of
today. both urban and rural: characters
ranging from a boy who wants to be
areat 20 his old father. no doesn't want
his wife to know some things. Mr.. Cohan
depends much on his wei known man
nerisrus Of poise and gait. as well as on
lis knowledge of comedy effects in situa-
ton and dialogue
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
Miss Jenny O'Jones.

Miss Grace George will make her tirst
appearance 1T the Belasco Theater next
week in the new play called Miss Jenny
OJones.' The play is from the pen Of
Avery Hopwood. who. ii will be re
lnembered, wrote ''Nobody's Widow.
also Seven DAYS" The play was given
It's first presentation in Springfield. Mass,
~ the Court Theater. Thanksgiving day.
and is regarded as sure success. Miss
George will be assisted by an excellent
COMPANY
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30

will be pianist.
Two other concerts, one January 20 and
the other February Il. will be given by
the orchestra. The sale for season tick
cts is now on at II. Arthur Smiths.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
The Shepherd of the Hills. !"

The Shepherd OF the Hills" a drama
tization of Harold Bell Wrights novel,
viii be the attraction at the Academy
next week. This story OF the Ozark
mountains as a play is said &c have
proved as popular as in novel form.
Messrs. Gaskill and MacVitty. the pro-
ducers. have given il a beautiful scenic
mounting. The east has been carefully
selected to portray the numerous charac-
ter types
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
Unnecessary Instructions

From the boston Transcript
Mother-Now. Freddie. at the party
When asked If you'll have something, you
must say, Yes, thank you; and if YOU
don't want it. you must say
freddie-Don't bother. ma. l don't ex-
pect to refuse anything
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
Insult Qualified.

From The Newark News
Take off your glasses. sir. I Am 90
ing TO thrash YOU
Why"
AT the republican rally last night you
called me a polecat
Il did not say that YOU we're a roiecat
sir. said that You We're a political
polecat-'
"Ah. that's different Come ana have
4 drink
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
His Modest Wants.
From the Detroit Free Press.

From the Detroit Free Press.
II don't want to be very rich.
THAT so?''
mo. have no desire to have sreat
fortune
Then what do you want"
I'D be perfectly happy if / We're rich
enough to give my wife an allowance
every week, instead of having to take
my pay envelope home intact and receiv-
ing an allowance from my Wife
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-11-30
Old Man Lost the Show.

rom yiie Boston Transcript.
did your father ever lick YOU
''Oncc, but | got good and even
How.
why. when the circus came to town
shortly afterward j saidrI didn't care 70
60"