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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18

The story of Job should be a great les
son to those thoughtless people who sail
happily along bonding windstorms and
waterfalls until hard times come and
who then veil with exceeding great vio-
lence and desire that all rfeormers should
be boiled in oil. It should also be an in
SEPARATION to all those afflicted with sick
ness and mOurnful friends to rise and
smite the latter with stethOscOpes and
hot water bottles until they depart in
great fear
Job won enduring fame because Of his
patience. But facilities for misfortunes
were very seanty in those days If, IN
addition to his other troubles the heat
ing plant had broken down, be had been
drawn on the grand jury, his son had
written home from college for more
money, q pianola next door had broken
loose every time he had got to sleep
along his boils, an enterprising surgeon
had charted out about 500 worth of in
ternaI alterations, he might not have
had so much fortitude. Mnay q man to-
day who is trying to support an auto
mobile and appendicitis at the same time
would welcome poverty and boils with
.relief.-COpyrighted by George Matthew
Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
Doing Things Right
By walt Mason

To do things right, with all your might
that is a goodly motto; I've pasted
that inside my hat, and If you don't
you'd ought to. To do things right,
as leads your light, with faith and
hope abiding; to do your best and let the
rest to Joricho 60 -slidingl With such
an aim you'll win the game and see your
fortune founded; and goodly deed beats
any creed that ever man expounded- To
do things right, to bTavely fight, when
fate cuts up unfairly, to pay your way
from day to day, and treat your neigh
bors squarelyi That doctrine fills all
wants and stills the doubter's qualms
and terrors, and guides him straight at
goodly gait through all the field of er-
rors. To do your best, within your
breast a cheerful heart undaunted-that's
the plan that brings a man all he ever
wanted. At finding snares and nests Of
mares 1 am not very handy; but when
it comes to finding plums folks say I
am a dandy; and my receipt is short and
sweet, an easy one to follow; Just do
things right, with all your might
beats all others hollowl Copyright,
1913, by George Matthew Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
II Years Ago day
From The Herald This Date 1893.

Mrs. Feathers and children returned
from Denver this morning.
This evening the McGinty band will
give a concert in the plaza.
R. L Chapman left for San Fran
cisco this morning over the Santa Fe.
X. L Stewart, master mechanic Of the
White Oaks, left this morning for Ala
mOgordo.
a business trip through New Mexico
and Arizona
Hugh Smith. a G. II. switchman. re-
turned to work yesterday after pleas
ant vacation.
Herbert ]. Bishop. travelling phOtog-
rapher Of the G. H, arrived yesterday
from Houston
John Merriman, the G. H. conductor.
has gone to Salt Lake City on a 80
days vacation.
Morton c Mckinney has been ap-
pointed a day inspector il the customs
service at this point
h J. King, manager OF the South
western Mercantile company, returned
from AlamOgOrdo last evening.
Jesse Hammer. who runs the water
purifier in the C. H shops, has gone
on a vacation to his home in Indiana.
Miss Rae Graham returne home from
Mesilla Park this morning She has
been visiting her grandfather, DR.. Bal
ley.
Last night customs inspectors Dwyer
and Holmes captured two Cinnamon
trying to enter the United States with
Miss Matte Barlow went up to
Pine Crest in the Sacramento noun
talns this morning, to look after her
hOmestea there
The committee on its way from Chi
cago 10 invite president Diaz to at
tend the laying Of the cornerstone OF
the new Chicago federal building ar
rived here this morning, after enjoying
a pleasant journey. The following
were in the party: Chas. U. Gordon,
Walter Hatly. W. D. Washburn, Josiah
Stiles, T. Swift, DR.. Brown and Gordon
Hately.
A stockholders meeting of the pro-
posed Athletic association was held in
the Catholic library rooms this morn
ing with the following present: J. J.
ConnOrs, c. R Morehead, lack 7. White
c. f. Jones, Juan S. Hart, T. c. Lyons,
Charles Schultz, Moses Dillon, Ed
Kneezell, r c. Mcdonald and Charles
BeissWenger. On motion of J. J. Con-
nors. Juan S. Hart was elected chair
man and Park Pitman secretary
Chairman Hart submitted a draft Of
a constitution and bylaws which were
adopted by the association.
The social event Of the season at
stone Cottage, given in honor of Mrs
J. R Currie, of Dallas, and her charm
ing young debutantes, Misses Wathen
and Dorset Those present were: J A
Eddy, J. c. BuShOng, J. A Krakauer,
W K MARI. James /. MARI, f. R Bon
ner. C. P. Davidson, A w Clifford, Col.
Harvey. George E Stephenson Prof
berg. A c. Hunt, W. F. Powers, Prof
Roach A Wolff r. T. Seay. R. L. Stem
mis-, Mr. and Mrs c NJ Murray and
judge and Mrs. Walthan
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
Transcontinental Auto Routes

~ TRoNG COMPETITION among the
Mexico being
- automobile route developed viii
through longer
otherwise the FL
route The questions
and west Of here
position for against Of the
alternative city opening roads possible
viii assist the limit of her ability movement Tor road
choosing
but the local community whole
eoenoaoe projects OF
equally friendly and their ambitions and energetic efforts equally
praiseworthy,
Generally speaking adoption both
long which the various
kept up highways at
the of a more distance time
simply
4ovus particular
preferable this
another satisfy autobugs the real advantages OF one route or another
upon
In Arizona and New Mexico the
the whole matter of high
local control and financing Main highways are distinctly matter F
supervision
progressive counties and must do
might be suggested
traffic the roads start with
roads then call for official logging and adoption
is adoption Psable
both
and west of People preferences
~ tourists are bound for San Antonio Memphis St. Louis OF Chicago
the great old trails Of two genera
lions ago wlnn alternative routes
especially features considered
greatest would
recognition their historical significance and the of authentic historical
sgboards these three
vithO interesting pioneer days
promoting interest conserving
interpreting the generations kh significance
Of pioneer achievements
Nationalist and orangen fighting again in Ireland This sort of civil
century Why does the United States
it? Why atla does president Wilson send personal
sentative to mediate?
being grasshoppers
instead Of Germans
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
FIRE INSURANCE IN TEXAS
(From Insurance and Investment New
Los Angeles.)

(FrOm Insurance and Investment News
Los Angeles.)
A special to the Los Angeles Times
from FL PaSo says: Mayor c. T. Kel-
Austin. Whers he was In consultation
with the state fire marshal who
agreed with him that the companies
because of low fire losses in FL PasO
during the past three years, should
pay back an even million to the pol
icy holders here in the form of re-
bates, according to the Texas fire in
surance law FL Paso being built en-
tirely of brick has a record OF small
fire losses 1t also enjoys a key rate Of
only 20 cents, which is the lowest in
the state"
We wonder if the mayor Of FL Paso
thinks that fire rates are established
by the low ratio of one town, or one
state If so, why not from one block
or a single risk2 Then the man
who never had a fire need not pay
any premium at all-and still have his
protection
What is the mayor Of FL Paso 90
ing to do about the S7959,7I6 under
writing loss that the fire companies
have experienced in the last six years
in TeXas2 Who paid this money! The
policy holders of every fire company
doing business in Texas. and the Texas
arsonists have not even said thank
you'll
Wake up. mayor Kelly, and get a
little advice from some reputable fire
underwater. There are plenty of them
right in your own town
Take a warning from Missouri
If conditions do not get better in
souri, the insurance commissioners of
other states may compel fire COM
panieS to withdraw from states where
losses continue to be excessive.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18

have had in the Balkans. that the
trOu bic would have been over? A little
loyalty to the sOcalled government
would be a good thing, too. They
haven't even got a little OF It.
Another thing, they already have all
the arms and ammunition We want
them to have, when We finally have 10
go down there Do you suppose that
it was q. lack Of arms and ammunition
that kept the federalS from going out
the other day when Juarez was lousy
with them and whipping Ortega and
his little bUnch2 And this isn't the
first time thousands Of federals have
been in Juarez and a little bunch OF
rebels camped almost within gun range
Of the town and no move was made to
attack them.
It's a disgrace and &. shame to call
that mess in Mexico a war Does his
tory record a sOcalled war where there
was as little fighting; and does history
record a war where foreigners were so
Outrageously mistrated and abused as
Americans in Mexico have been2
L B Jarral
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
THE MEXICAN TROUBLE.
FL Paso. Tex, Aug. IS

Ii PaSO, Tex, Aug Is
Editor Ell Paso Herald:
Not being in president Wilson's place,
] don't know just what I would do, but
like inspector Dixon, I would hate to
say Just what I think I would do, for
1t would only add fuel to the flames 1
have great confidence in president Will
son, and if We're in his place, I expect
that 1 would do just what he is doing.
You must remember that things were
IN bad shape when president Wilson
took charge, and he was at a disad-
vantage in having 10 take it UP where
Taft had left off
But there is one thing I would not
do which is one thing so many others
who have expressed themselves have
said they would do, and that is, would
not remove the embargo on arms and
ammunition unless there was some way
Of making them use it after they got 1t
there. They don't need any more arms
and ammunition; they need some fight
ers- Don't you know that If they had
had one such scrap down there as they
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
CHINESE AT COLON IGNORE
PANAMAsS EXCLUSION ORD

Colon. Panama. Aug 1S--The' time
limit has expired for the registration OF
Chinese in the republic Of Panama the
payment OF fees by those Chinese doml-
ciled in the country, the production Of
photographs and other stipulatiOns of
the recent anti Chinese law. The pen
atty for noncompliance is expulsion
on September 1.
The Chinese at Colon, numbering 500.
ignored the law, acknowledging a joint
protest that they were legally advised
that the decree was unconstitutional
The matter viii be referred to the
supreme court
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
QUAKER 1IEDITATIONS.
rrDr-Hn D-aA-a

AEnl4dQelpL1d EeeCoL -
goodness is to be good
The Temple of Debt has a thousand
entrances for one exit.
Perhaps, after all. it is better to
wear yourself out than 10 rust
Any time you want to have your
own way, just get on the scales,
The man who takes electric treat
ment shouldn't kick at the charge.
There are men who would rather
get married than go to work Tor
living.
Wealth may not bring happiness but
most Of US are willing TO take
chance.
Many a vyoman's idea Of a good hus-
band is one who can carve without
getting any spots on the tablecloth.
Muggins-"AIy wife writes to me
What for?'' Nuggins-"For money"
-'Scribblers new novel is
very realistic, don't you think 500"
Slobbs-"Oh, very When I came to
six page description of a yawning
chasm It actually put me to sleep"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
One-Sentence Philosophy
GLOBE SIGHTS.
THu

AALCulSO4 GLODE-J
Some men never do anything but
Spread the Alarm.
Some men prefer one brand to anoth-
- just TO be contrary
Not much happens, but more than the
Sunday papers usually intimate
History is like diamonds; you notice
1t more when you're IN the game
What's your debt to that Of the world
which is said to owe a living to every
man2
Alb Adkins, VINO is trying to invent
an alarm clock which Will awake his
son at the propert time, expects too
much from Science
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
AUGUST IS LAST MONTH FOR
RENDERING CITY. PROPEET2

This is the last month which FL Pa
scans have to render their city property
at the city tax assessors office. Prop
erty that has not been rendered by
Saturday. August 80, will go on the
unrendered rolls. One of the advan-
tages that the man who has rendered
his property has over one whose prop
erty is on the unrendered roll, IS that
the law provides he must be notified
by the board of equalization in case
the valuation on his property has been
raised The unrendered property own
er is not entitled to such notice
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

IOUICdBO MOVED
What has become Of the old-fash-
toned girl who used to part her hair in
the middle2
No woman can be happy before she
succeeds in getting a strangle hold on
her jealousy
Because Of the foolish people who
crowd the world one dares not say
much on the subject for fear of being
considered personal
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18
Letters to The Herald.

IAl communications must bear the
signature Of the writer, but the name
will be withheld II requested
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18

methods at her disposal and can there
fore afford to insist upon her require
ments being complied with.
Tomorrow: Varieties of raised bread
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18

graashoppers
INSTEAD Of Germans.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18

fighting Ireland This of
going a century Why
stop Why president personal
o mediate?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1913-08-18

n = AIRY Danforth thrust the letter
IN she had just received into her
\ u h. md c1ir,bed The stairs To
The evening world., 1913-11-01

prove over their game last week with
Colgate to successfully cope with the
strong wes;erncrs.
Colgate should provide Yale with q
lively Afternoon. The New Haven
coaches Will have their wish granted for
hard game. That's been Colgate's
stock In trade this season-the ability to
supply their opponents with hard games.
Yale will he without the services OF
Punpel!y. who spraned his ankle In
practice THIS week. Guernsey will take
the star kicker's place and II will be In
teresting TO see how he and the newly.
changed Blue team performs on the eve
OF It's big games.
To Holy Cross falls the Job to-day
OF holding the enraged Tigers in check
Princeton undoubtedly will show the
benefits 81 the defeat administered by
dartmouth 1t was a rude awakening
for the Tigers last saturday to be beaten
by the Big Green. but /; was a good les
son. II pointed out glaring faults IN the
Orange and Black eleven and the prac-
t!ce this week has been aimed to correct
thrso mistakes. The game with Holy
Cross will show how we'll the coae hes
succeeded.
The Pena-Penn state mix up COM
pietes the days roster Of tho most
prominent games
The evening world., 1913-11-01

THE football schedule arranged
games for the big teams to-day
- that would AFFORD them a breath
iNg spell before the strain OF the nnal
championship battles. They will prob
seiy serve the purpose intended. The
Cornsli-ktarvard affair hardly promises
to b . battle" the longest stretch OF
Imagination couldn't put the Red and
Waite In the sam. class with Harvard.
Late reports from ithaca speak encour.
ASisgiy Of recent improvement. but the
best that could be expected Is that Cor
nell gives the Crimson q stin tight
After the cornell-Harvard contest with
it, sentimental features comes two
gs0ss between the Eas; and West.
Syracuse tackles Michigan. and II would
not b surprising to see the wssterners
defeated. The Michigan Angles" trl-
umphsd over Michigan and 1t Is very
likely that the upstate college will ind
the visitors In . weakened condition and
come out on the long end Of the score
Tue Army draws Notgo Dame for an
opvsnent. The visitors come TO Yves,
Pefnt with the reputation o. having
cleaned up everything in their section OF
the country. and the Cadets must i'm.
The evening world., 1913-11-01

~YRIL MArDE comes from London
to Wallack's Theatre on Monday
~ night for an engagement OF several
weeks. during which ne is &c be seen
in various plays. For the opening
week he has chosen The Second IN
Command" Capt Robert Marshalrs
wcll-known comedy. Later he will pre-
sent Beauty and the Barge" also IA
m!lar to playgoers here. 'Tae Head
MASTER" by Edward Knoblauch and
W.lfred T. Colby. Grumpy" comedy
by the authors Of sunday" and Louis
y. Parker's dramatic version Of The
Vicar OF Wakefield" which will be seen
for the frst time on any stage.
Marge.y Maudc is her fathers leading
woman. and Lennoy Pawle. Montagu
Love, Edward Combcrmerc. Arthur
Cutis. Mary Neral. MARGARET swallow
and Maude Andrews are other members
Of the English company,
Miss Phoenix" a farce by Albert
Lee an author new 10 the stage, Will
be produced at the Harris Theatre on
Monday night. Tho play begins and
ends In a Turkish bath aud mas for ia
chief characters a playwright and a.
actress,
She tells Of going 10 a hutsl with a
Young married man 20 call on her
sister aud having been mistaken for
his wife by an uncle from Montana
Then sac keeps ~ the role until tn
rcnl aifc appears on the scene. Amons
other IN the east viii II" Ann MIr'ioo".
Maud knovlton. LeuVre Phelps. Jane
Moron, Pauline Rosa, Robert MicNay,
conway Tcirlc aud ii"nr. M'rtihe',
In conlun ton with his revival Of
The Passing Of he Third Floor Back
AT the Shu0er' Theatre on Monday
evening, for1-s-Roher'sun wiz i" seen
for the nrs' time here IN The SaNra-
msnt of Judas" onc-a"t play
adspted from tho French 81 Louis
Tiercrl!n by Louis y. Parke'. The
scene IS lonely fishing hut In brittany
m tho year 1898, Forbes Robertson has
the rol. Of an apOsta,e monk. and
Gertrude Elliott appears as the daugh-
ter OF a fisherman whose home, In ad-
ditIon 10 housing the renegade monk,
shelters n French count who Is trying
10 escap. from France ana the Revo-
lu,lonis,s In The Passing Of the
Third Floor Back Mss Elliott wiz
plsv tho slavey. The double oill will
100 reNeated on Tuesday afternoon and
saturday night, The Tieht Tha'
Failed" viii be given oa Tuesday AMI
Thursday u!ghis, Hamlet" on We'd
uesdny night and Mice and Mon" on
The evening world., 1913-11-01
SPORT BRIEFS.

between the older men on the Yale and
Princeton varsitv teams. for both teams
have been doing most encourng sing work
in their practices this fall For two
wears Yale has Won the 'cross-country
runs and the Tigers seek revenge,
Yale has had the added advantage Of
professional coach for the last year,
while the Princeton men have hcen COM
peled II train themselves almost en-
tirely. capt. Morrison promises close
race, with every hope tor victory for
the Tigers.
The princeton team will he; Morrison
captain. AHA. Barnet,, Doty bowel,
Glover. Hav-s and Hunter
\ schedule 81 three races has been
arranged as follows;
Nov. !. Yale AT Princeton; Nov, :. Co
,uinbia at Van Cortiandt Park, New
York city; Nov, %, lntercollegiates at
Van Cortlandt Park. New York Clty.
The evening world., 1913-11-01

flower palace, a toboggan slide and a
banquet hall in which a stage Is
erected while tho audience looks on,
In the company Will Ice Max Rogers.
Bobby North. Harry Cooper Hugh CAM
oron, George White, Dorothy Jardpr,
Myrtle Gilbert, Virginia Evans, Flo MAJ
Sally Daly, Florence Montgomery and
" illlln Moore.
Mile. Poalre will he .rw attraction
at the orty-fourth street Theatre
where IA. ~ 10 appear ~ lie Ni,iteur. D
n dramatic sk"trh In when an actress
kills burglar In her aptrimru, after
she has danced for him.
Relasnp's production of the EIat'on
comedy Years ~ Discretion" yin De-
seen ~ the Grand opera House.
The Nest End Theatre viii nave Tho
We Irauktorters
"rne Dictator M! be p.esented b.!
The evening world., 1913-11-01
BROOKLYN THEATRES.
SOPHS ROW TO VICTORY
IN PRINCETON REGATTA.

PRINCETON. y. J., Nov The an
nunl ntcrclsss regatta on Lake Csrne-
gle yesterday afternoon was won ny tho
.opgomoro crew IN Q min ties Is seconds
over course Of mile and three
cighths, The seniors finished second. a
length behind the winners. The junior
eight was third, and tne freshman
fourth
TIVE most exciting event was the
novice race. which tao upper class crew
won ~ a length and half Robert son,
at 80, 4 n the upper class boat, broke
MS oarlock ~ the tenth stroke from the
start. INT In spite ~ this handicap the
eight gradually went into IN" lead AMI
ne.d il Throughout 50 varsity men
were allowed 20 compete IN the regatta.
The evening world., 1913-11-01

Carlisle vs.. 6eorSetown. at Wash.
lngton.
Gettysburg vs.. Dickinson, at Car
Isle
Franklin and Marshall VS.. Haver-
ford. at Lancaster.
Baltimore.
Muhlenburg vs.. Lebanon Valley. at
Allentown.
stevens vs.. Delaware. at Hoboken.
Maine vs.. Colby. at Orono.
Pittsburgh VS.. Bucknell, at Pitts
burgh.
Rochester vs. Rensselaer, Poly. at
Rochester
WASHINGTON and Jefferson VS.. Grove
City. at Washington. Pa.
Chicago vs.. Illinois, at Chicago.
The evening world., 1913-11-01
UhLan Won't
Appear on
Speedway

uhlan. the worlds champion trottsf.
Will no, appear Oh the Harlem Speed
way tomorrow afternoon. The reason
FOR the horses withdrawal Is not given.
Howevec. In placr OF the famous trottsr.
Denver. the fastest local trottsr. will
race againet time. starting about 3
o'clock. lie will be driven by Nathan
Straur. The programme last Sunday
vas postponed on account Of the bad
weather.
The evening world., 1913-11-01
Vaccine for
Globe TrOtters

CHICAGO. Nov !. -President cumls.
KEY OF the VA te SoN Yesterday received
a cAllog am from the Australian repre-
sentative ~ tho world tourists adv!s-
ing him mat all the ball players must
10 yaccluat,l before entering Australia
to comply with ipv"rumant regulations
r. avoid an Epidemic Of sore arms the
players vii b. varcInateI Just before
embarklag at seattle and Will thus have
the quiet of the long sea voyage TO
recover the use OF Their wtngs
The evening world., 1913-11-01
FOOTBALL GAMES TO-DAY.

Harvard vs.. Cornell. u; Cambridge.
Yale vs.. Colgate. ct New Haven.
Prtn, eton vs.. Holy cross at Prince
ton
Penn ~. Penn state. at Philadsl-
phia.
Dartmouth vs. Amherst. at Am
hsrst
Brown Va. Vermont. at Providence.
Army VI. No;re Dame. at West
Point
Navy vs.. Lehi-h. at Annapolis.
Lafayette VI. Crsinus. at Easton.
AichiCAn vs.. Syracuse, at Ann Ar
Dor.
Williams VS.. Springfield Y. N. C. A..
At Springfield.
Rutsers vs. Wesleyan. at New
Brunswick.
Bates vs.. Bowdoin. at Lewiston.