Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-09-01
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Ana fsae SONG isat 10 N singing ~ hl
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home.
flla straw hat IS very striking
a. h. tllls Il just d hit-
tss ine sit that Hiakta the hif.
SIS rntifelE a. hlE iikiHa.
Though a doesn't seem a. flt
Asa hla neoktle and his collar they
Nuuit maAe mermaid huiler y
nhe cnnurud % $50 them paaainA
~ iAo iuam
For the clothes that he Is wearing
are both picturesque and daring.
Thcy are not the sort ~ el0thea
he wears at home.
washington star
"IF / WE'RE a MAN, q Young
Aan,r u the utle Of q recent poetic
vuiDursl IS Eila Wheeler Wilcox.
xhere's no use considering the pat-
entity Impossible. ELLA.
20
Oh, Joy they've made the First
uf fhr Month a hoiiiss ---and maybe
the holiday grocefa Wiil forget 70
mail thelf bills
ABOUT TIME now 20 hear some.
thing from Mole ia. Nicholas.
g.
SIRENS az IL Robert M. LaFollette
~ not giving W the worth OF our
money nowadays.
g.
BAHNUM. Of courre, gave Harry
Thaw the best stnd-off OF all.
IN THE CASE Of Digs ana cam
ineti an exchange aptly calls II the
Slime light
HOW QUICKLY We forget about
the vital necessity Of that immediate
vacation as soon az the Thermometer
begins 20 stay down.
GOOD ROADS day Is one occasion
when We shall can a spade a shovel.
EVERYBODY works on Labor Day
but THAI superb gentleman Of ieis-
are, the newspaper man.
-
NO, PERfTA. 4 IL not the custom
% refer % Il as LabOrious Day.
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THE CLERK had showed him All
his stock and talked tnl he was
hoarse; tho man said that his wife
could never use such stuff, OF course
you don't want dry gods. said the
clerk, what you wants a divorce.
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THINGS ARE not always what
ehey SEEM No Durro ever really had
the whooping cough.
had A GUEST once" remarked
the landlord OF mountain hotel,
who was satisfied with the meals.
the rooms, the rates, the scenery and
the temperature" Then he had no
complaint 20 makeg" Yes, he had.
The New Mexico sunsets we're not up
20 his expectations"
g.
MIR. GREENHORN was witnessing
a baseball game. He turned 10 his
neighbor and remarked; "That fell
low behind the bat must have been
vaccinated good and strong recently.
"WhyY' asked the neigbbor. f.r-
cause" answered Mr.. areeBhorn. IT
seems impossible for him TO catch
anything"
MARY HAD a little lamb, It's Ions
fleece smelled and dripped. For
Mary had &c mind the law and have
the blame thing dipped.
q
MURPHY: whats that in your
pocketP" Pat. in whisper: "Dyna-
mite. I'm waiting for Casey. Every
time he meets me he slaps me on tho
chest and breaks me pipe. Next
time he docs II he'll blow his hands
off"--Field and Farm.
q
SCHOOL Il about 10 open; bu.
cheer up. Willie. the football season
opens. 400.
o.
ACCORDING 20 Ohio statistics
clergymen live longer than anybody
else. When a clergyman tries "a
support family on ss00 year: TINT
LOT course. has a tendency TO make
life seem longer.
d
JOHN LIND. AT any rate. r. not ex-
uoflV gfoalrnI with nuNfna oupver.
sation.