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The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION. GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" cures sick,
sour stomachs in five minutes
Time It!

Really does" put bad stomachs In
order-"really does" overcome ind1ges-
ton, dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and
sourness in Eve minutes-that-5ust
that-makes Pape's Dapepsin the lar
gest selling stomach regulator in the
world. II what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps. you belch gas and
eructate sour. undigested food and
acid; head Is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your insides filled
with bile and indigestible waste. 70
member the moment "Pape's Diapep-
sin" comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
stonishing-almost marvellous, and
the Joy Is its harmlessness.
A large fifty-cent case OF Pape's Da-
pepsin will give you a hundred dollars
worth Of satisfaction.
It's worth its weight in gold to men
and women who can't get their stom-
achs regulated. 1t belongs in your
home-should always be kept handy
in case Of sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.-Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
"CASCARETS" FOR
LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, biIiousness,
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10cent box.

Are you keeping your bowels, liver.
and stomach clean. pure and fresh
with Cascarets. or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salts. Cathartic Pills. Castor Oh or
Purgative Waters?
Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg
ulate the stomach. remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases.
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out OF the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep-never gripe, eicken
or cause any Inconvenience. and cost
only 10 cents q box from your store
Millions OF men and women take q
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache. Biliousness, Coated
Tongue. Indigestion. Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
West Virginia Election.

The special congressional election
in the Wheeling district is being in
terpreted by the national administra-
poneuts as the opposite Mr.. Nicely
goes to Washington with a majority OF
500 G. more. compared 10 the slim
1ee gained by his predecessor in his
lEst fight But the combined total~of
votes Tor his Republican and Progress
slve rivals AT greater than his. indi-
eating, L is argued Il defeat had they
acted together
Al such speculation. however. is
pru1tisss II view ot the significant
fzct that the total vote for all candi-
dates and the Socialist polled nearly
as many as the Progressiyel was but
threett1hs Of the presidential vote in
the district and about half the con
gressioual vote at the last election.
Assum ptiou that the stay at-home vo-
ters were satisfied with the Demo
cratic policy must be as incapable OF
proof as that they were otherwise. A
more probable frame OF mind would
be that In view OF the overwhelming
oue-sidedness al Washington the bulk
OF the nnn-voters did not consider II
worth while TO record their prefer
ences. feeling Il would be OF little ef
feet one way or the other. This may
not be a conmendable attitude but II
is the most plausible explanation for
the apathy that keeps half the voters
OF district away from the polls.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY II,
BEAUT|FY YOUR HAIR
Make II Thick, Glossy, Wavy, Luxur
liant and Remove Dandruff-Reai
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light, wavy, fluf-
fy. abundant and appears as soft, lus-
trous and beautiful as young girls
after ''Danderine hair cleanse" Just
try this-moisten a cloth with little
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair. taking one small
strand at a time This will cleanse
the hair of dust, dirt and excessive oil
and in just a few moments you have
doubled the beauty OF your hair.
Besides beautifying the hair at once.
Danderine dissolves every particle Of
dandruff; cleanses. purifies and invig-
crates the scalp. forever stopping itch
ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most will
be after a few weeks use when you
will actually see new hair-fine and
downy at flrst-yes-but really new
hair-growing all over the scalp. II
you care for pretty, soft hair and lots
Of 1t. surely get 25 cent bottle OF
Knowlton's Danderine from any store
and just try it. Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
ALREADY SEE FAULTS
Democratic Leaders Admit Blum.
ders in Tariff Bill.
Humiliatin0 Confession Of Blundertn7
and Incompetence 10 Revealed by
Statements Now Made as to
the Measure.

Tie tariff bill is but a few weeks
old. The business men whose affairs
are most directly affected by 1t have
not found time to determine its full
effects or to adjust their operations to
the conditions 1t creates. Yet already
the Democratic majority in congress
and President Wilson himself agree
that the bill must be amended at
once.
Not by adding anything to It's pro-
visions. not by strengthening any
loosely drawn clause. but in very
important point by taking the back
ward track and undoing what was
done deliberately and boastfully. The
confession is made that the clause
granting a rebate OF ) per cent. Of the
duties on imports in American vessels
will have to be repealed. No attempt.
in fact, is being made to enforce It
because the government officials are
so sure that the work done by con-
gress at the dictation OF the president
will have to be undone Immediately.
The administration Is afraid to face
the retaliatory measures which foreign
powers are deemed certain to take. II
fears. also. the loss in revenues col
lected II the discriminating clause
were to be enforced. The president Is
ready to surrender before the fighting
begins
What shall be said OF the foresight
Judgment and wisdom OF the men who
do such work for the nation? After
many months OF debate and considera-
ton, ought not the majority in con
gress to be able to frame tariff law
which ii could enforce without hesi-
fancy for a month, at least Could
there be a more humiliating confes-
sion OF blundering and Incompetence
than that which is made in the haste
OF the administration and the Demo
cratic leaders in congress to repeal
clause OF the tariff law month oids
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Professional Criticism.

At banquet Of New York news
paper men recently story was told to
exemplify the pride which every man
should take in the work by which he
makes a living.
Two street sweepers. seated on a
curbstone, we're discussing a comrade
who had died the day before.
"Bill certainly was a good sweeper"
said one. "Ye-e-s." conceded the other.
thoughtfully. "But-don't you think
he was a little weak around the
lampposts ?''-Everybodys Magazine.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
Experience Of q Southern Man.

please allow me to thank the or1gt.
nator of Postum. which in my case.
speaks for ITSELF" writes a Fla. man.
Il formerly drank so much cof1oo
that my nervous system was almost .
wreck" (Tea is just as injurious be-
cause it contains caffeine, the drug
found in coffee.) "My physician told
me to quit drinking it but had to
have something. so tried Postum.
ITO my great surprise l saw quite
a change in my nerves in about 10
days. That was year ago and now
my nerves are steady and don't have
those bilious sick headaches which !
regularly had while drinking coffee.
Postum seems to have body-build-
ing properties and leaves the head
clear. And l do not have the bad
taste in my mouth when get up morn
ings. When Postum is boiled good
and strong, 1t is far better in taste
than coffee. My advice to coffee drink
ers is to try Postum and be con-
vinced."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for copy of the
little book, 1.-THE Road to Wellville."
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be well
boiled.
Instant Postum is a soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in .
cup of hot water and with cream and
sugar, makes a delicious beverage
Instantly. Grocers sell both kinds.
There's q reason" for Postum.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Onlv William.

At singing contest at Frankfort re-
Gently Kaiser Wilhelm, who attended.
was served by several high school boys
as pages. According to Jugend. he
was attracted by the bright face OF
one OF them and asked his name.
"Korner, your majesty" said the
boy
And your first name is Theodore!'
said the emperor. thinking of the pa
triot-poet Theodore Korner, whose GEN.
tennial year this is.
I'm sorry" replied the uncourtier-
like youngster, but it's only Will
liam.
When Kaiser William broke into a
hearty laugh at the answer the page
realized his missed opportunity.-New
York Evening Post
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Protection.

Senator Salisbury declared that
protection and Socialism are twin
evils and ill-omened birds" Rhetori
cal. but better suited for the stump
at Shady Grove than for the senate
In Washington. Protection, so far
from being an evil and an ill-omened
bird. has been blessing. and is init
mately associated with much of our
highest prosperity as nation. In
some measure-now large, now small
We have always employed protection
in our scheme of raising revenue for
the support of the government.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Perpetual Motion.

One may well be sure that there Is
no perpetual motion machine" For
this purpose machines have been con-
structed from time immemorial. but
nothing has ever come Of it. Men have
gone mad on the subject, but without
any practical results. 1t was demon
strated long ago by Sir Isaac Newton
and De la Hire that perpetual motion
Is impossible of attainment. Even the
solar system. the most wonderful ma
chine of which we have and knowl-
edge, will run down in the course OF
time, some say in about 100000 OF
years from now.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Must Wait q Bit.

The little group at the side OF the
road waited until Stealthy Stiggins
returned from the nearby farmhouse.
Poor pickings." he muttered as he
threw down a scrawny beef bone and
a half loaf of bread
Where's dat Improvement in hand
outs youse promised" demanded
Muggsy Jones.
Happy Higgins shook his head re-
proachfully.
You gotter wait" he said. 'till de
public adjusts itself to de new tariff"
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Agriculture Simplif1ed,

Most OF the vegetables we have
been getting are canned" said the
summer boarder
Yes" replied Farmer Corntossel.
I've tried gardening with hoe and
with a can opener. And give me tho
can opener"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Quicker M ethod,

A somewhat choleric gentleman.
while waiting for his train, entered a
BARRIERS shop to be shaved. The bar
Der was very deliberate in his move
ments and the slow manner in which
he applied the lather got upon the
shavee's nerves. At last his patience
gave way and he roared out: Here!
for heavens sake hold the brush still
and I'll wiggle my head"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
The Better Way.

Il shall never marry" said the
young man with a pointed beard.
Because you are an artist7
Yes l painted a picture OF the
girl to whom l was engaged. She
said that IL that was the way ]
thought she looked 1t was better fol
us to part
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Have a Fire-Estinuuisher.

A reliable fire-extinguisher. which
throws chemicals instead OF water
should hang in every home, in the
barn and in the stable. Seconds are
precious when fire breaks out. and
the small, inexpensive extinguishers
are SO simple of use and quick OF ac-
ton that they at once arrest the prog
ress of a small blaze. Motorists have
found the little extinguisher invalu-
able.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08

The pretty cut OF this blouse gives
It an unusually dressy effect and when
fashioned of rich stuis. such as mate
lasse, brocaded silk or satin the result
is a blouse which is suitable for al
most any OCCASION. A long or short
sleeve may be used. Two large molds
covered with the material OF the
waist serve to close 1t Any OF the
new silks or brocaded novelties may
be used with good results
The lady's overblouse pattern t635D
is cut in sizes "a to AZ inches bust
measure Medium size requires 2
yards Of Sc inch material
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
10 Pattern Department" OF this paper.
Write name and address plainly. and be
sure to give size and number Of pattern.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
ThouohtIess ThunderboIt

George; you certainly will have to
complain about the poor telephone
service"
What's the matter now? Neigh
bors butting in?"
NO. The lightning broke down
one OF the telephone poles. and l
couldn't get Ella Brinkley for nearly
an hour,"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Beuin at Home,

What do the sufiragettes want.
anyhow"
We want to sweep the country.
dad"
Well. don't despise small begin
nings. Suppose you made a start with
the dining room, my dear?"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Had EIoht Left.

Science is much excited over the
fact that an experimenter killed a cat
and then made its organs live for
hours"
Then science must be stupid. OF
course, the experimenter only took
one Of the cats lives"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Business Blocked.

Thought you were going away to-
day"
Couldn't buy a ticket"
Nonsense. The ticket ONCE is
never closed
NO; but there was girl at the
window ahead OF me-"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
he Had Considered Il.

She-lt's wonder you wouldn't
take a notion to use soap and wa
ter
He-I have thought OF 1t, mum. but
there's SO many kinds Of soap, and
it's SO hard to tell which Is and which
is not injurious to the skin, that
didn't like to take any risks.-Puck.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Most Likely.

Liteleigh-It was an unfortunate
think the devil tempted Eve in the
form OF a serpent.
Biteleigh-In what way?
Liteleigh-Well, II he had approach
ed her in the form OF a mouse, Adam
would never have tasted that apple
Puck
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
His Supposition.

"A couple" said Mrs. Simpkins,
got married few days ago. after a
courtship which had lasted so. years.
Il suppose" replied Mr.. Simpkins.
the poor old man had become too
feeble to hold out any longer"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Worth Keeping In Mind.

Enthusiasts now proclaiming this
the finest tariff bill ever passed should
pause to reflect upon what happened
to distinguished individual who
made similar statement a few years
back.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
What She Wanted,

lam afraid. madam. We have shown
you all our stock; but We could pro-
cure more from our factory"
Well. perhaps you'd better You
see, | want something OF neater
pattern and quite small-just a little
square for my bird cage"-Punch.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
The Necessity,

There is man always getting me
to make engagements with him, and
he certainly gets on my nerves."
Then why do you make engage
ments with him.
Because have to. He's my dent
ist-''
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Painful Moment,

Mother (sternIy)-Young man,
want to know just how serious are
your intentions toward my daughter!
Daughters Voice (somewhat agitat
ed)-Mamma! Map1ma! He's moi
the oue!-Puck
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
An Overaioht.

My home for cats is not success.
have provided good food. nice sleep
ing quarters. and yet the cats are not
happy"
You are shy on amusement fea-
lures, old man You haven't provid-
ed any back fence"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Not His Wife.

Did not see you talking to your
wife last night?"
Nope; If it had been my wife
would have been listening. not talk
Ing"-Houston Post
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Mostly Men,

Bix-"Has your wife many speaking
acquaintances? Dix-"Not YER,
many; they are nearly all listenint
ones"-Boston Transcript
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
rhino 70 Do.

That pretended diamond merchant
who got of SO easily in the investiga-
ton was simply a fence"
Possibly that was why they white
washed him."
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
SliohtlY Mixed,

You were at the commencement -
Il was"
And how did you like my gradual.
ing essay"
We'll, to tell you the truth, Irene,
didn't like the way it fit you over
the hips"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08

One OF the most comfortable OF
the simple models is shown In
this design. The plain blouse opens
in front, the neck Is low, the armhole
extra large and the sleeve short or
long three gore Skirt with either
raised or regulation waist line com
pletes the costume
The dress pattern (6293l Is cut in
sizes IA. I6 and IS years. Medium
size requires AZ yards OF 36 inch ma
terial. with q. yard OF "a inch satin
for the girdle
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
to Pattern Department" OF this paper.
Write name and address plainly. and be
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08

Mrs " Wsnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
t@ethlng. softens the gums, reduces innamnA-
ton. .Allays pair cures wind coiic &c . bottle ~
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Practical wife.

Wife, this Is our wedding anniver-
sary"
so 1t is
''As a matter OF sentiment. / shall
bring home q bunch OF flowers to-
night"
Never mind the sentiment, Henry
Bring home some limburger cheese"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Not Like STAGE Types.

| summe red on a farm. Good land.
Was disappointed quite
The hired man couldn't yodel. and
The milkmaid was a fright.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
ShakespeareAn.

why did you name your new ca
Reputation"
Because il Is such a bubble"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Pain in Back and Rheumatism

are the daily torment of thousands. To eff
fectually cure these troubles you must re-
move the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin
to work for you from the first dose. and ex-
ert so direct and beneficial an action in tho
Kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble soon disappears
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Scale.

Gabe-He boasts that he does bust.
ness on large scale.
Steye-Yes. he's a coal dealer
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Noisy Eating.
beautiful

This eating celery Is rough.
1t takes a dainty girl perforcs.
To masticate the pesky stun
And not remind you of a horse
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
N aturaIty.

collision"
NO wonder; wasn't it telescoped? ?"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08

The Professor-Do you think. sir.
that it is possible to extract gold from
sea water?
The Prosperous Friend-Ha. Ha! I
know 1t. run seaside hotel.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08

He is truly great composer who
can set hen to music.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08

Red Cross Bag Blue. much better. goes
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
good grocer. Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Looks That Way.

There is more equality in America
than many think"
.So7"
Yes, sir Everybc dy can have his
own automobile"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Interested Motives.

The Hen-See how the people
praise me as a great national tnsti-
tuition.
to egg you on
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
We Wonder

We wonder il Cinderella wore one
of these fiat, pancake-shaped shoes.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08

A new gem called helidor has been
found in German South Africa.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Too Successful,

Don't let that lady archer go in
our pasture with that red hat on"
why not"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
A Mermaid,

She had a very winsome smile,
A figure rather trim:
And though she'd never walked a mile
She sure knew how to swim
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08
Mean Doubt.

Mamie-You know I'm SO good.
natured I hate to refuse a man, SO I
feel like accepting anybody who asks
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08

me.
Katie-That's not good nature:
that's desperation
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-11-08

~She might hit the bulls eye with
it."
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-04

TAYLOR SHOWS THE ATTITUDE
The attitude of the Illinois Manu-
facturers' Association, the bosses
union, toward union labor was
brought before last nights session of
the American Ethical Eociety by
Prof. Graham Taylor.
True Taylor's aversion to the I'M
ion of bosses is based only on the
fact that he doesn't stand very high
in the opinion of John M. Glenn, the
pompous little person who picked
quarrel with Lieut.-Gov. Barratt
O'Hara, but the fact that he denounc-
ed their antagonism to union labor
was worth something.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-04

martial law, and every movement Of
the miners was met with summary
action by militiamen. Several ar
rests were made.
In the bull pen," where arrested
strikers and sympathizers are i'm
'prisoned, forty persons are held
awaiting trial for riots which started
after mounted artfIlerymen rode
down and seriously injured the nine
year-old daughter of striker while
they were attempting to arrest the
child's mother News of the injury to
the child spread rapidly and soon a
big bunch of strikers had congre-
gated. The arrests were made in the
rioting that followed. .. ..st
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-04

troops in the copper strike territory,
has requested more troops.
Gov. Ferris, who was in Detroit
yesterday, announced that he would
probably order additional troops to
Calumet Immediately after his con-
ference. with Adjutant General Van
dercook.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-04
TO RULE MINE TERRITORY WITH
y IRON HAND

Calumet, Mich, Oct. 4.-General
Abbey, in command of the state
troops in the copper strike district,
declares he intends to rule the terri
tory with an iron hand. Keweenaw
county is practically governed by
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-10-04

Taylor spoke of how Glenn lobbied
at Springfield to defeat bills that
would be to the advantage of trades
unionists.
Il am not after the association as
whole" said Taylor, "but am after
that secretary. He never loses an
opportunity to lobby against any
thing that scents Of union labor"
He then told how Glenn used to
write letters warning people against
labor leaders as anarchistic crooks.
Australia last year bought more
than $4,000 automobiles from the
United States.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-06-08
Regarding Park Concerts

1t is understood that the city will
make substantial appropriation to
this summers open air music fund.
The city gave $500 last year and a
like amount the year before.
The park concerts are given under
the auspices of the Music Study club.
The ladies forming the open air con-
cert committee have begun a cam
paign to raise the funds and The Age
Herald would suggest to the city COM
missioners that whatever aid they see
fit to give be decided upon and an
nounced within the next few days. The
city should lead off.
Birmingham has had enjoyable park
music in the past, but this is rapidly
growing city and in matters musical
there should be improvement, if pos
sible, in keeping with the city's gen.
eral progress. In other words, fund
should be raised large enough to en-
ploy a band of 25 or 80 musicians
instead of 10 or 20, as heretofore. In
order for a concert band to render
artistic music in acceptable style
there should not be less than 25 per-
formers.
If the city will head the list with
$1,000 the ladies in charge of the open
air music enterprise could raise with
out much difficulty a total of $4,000
or more. But there is no time to be
lost. If the music is to begin july
1 the musicians should be engaged
now or some of them will be leaving
town to accept summer resort posi-
tions