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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Sermons IN
Sentences
Bv FRANCES L. GARsIDE.

- preacher were as tender-heart-
al as a man of his profession
should be. he would accept the
- fee from the groom in order
w., present it TO the bride, knowing il
.7a tenderness and sympathy of his
rsar+ that now she is married there Is
cry little money she will see.
Unen church is out, the children
Zach the door first. Then come the
mon and an hour afterWard, when
.1ay have done telling that they must
.rsr uome and get dinner. the women
slowly emerge.
p. naricnt with ;he young folk who
I'm the back seat and giggle. II
ain Boz such a very short time tili
...,. arc sitting old and wrinkled and
.rs.s with the pillars up in front.
horse standing uncovered in in
.ment weather in front of saloon
looks bad enough, but it is a worse
-fggt when N front of church.
TIL. real surprising feature about
.r. best of sermons is the number of
GOOD stopping places the preacher will
.rss without seeing them.
conc does not enjoy church in. the
...of fashioned way unless he gets
Thought" to carry home to sus-
tain him all the week
II is question which is easier: To
walk forward when a revival is in
progress or slide backward after it is
over.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
tendsto Of
all her susph to love

and all that love means: 4 husband,
Ia home, shelter the touch of a
baby's hand, and the joy of sacrifice
and service.
But they do not march with a
blare Of trumpets to make this want
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

tn HERE is volume which has in
terested all the poets. philoso-
pliers, artists, historians and
sases since the world began.
1t has a cover which allures. When
this volume is fresh from the hands
or the great printer. the cover is
DAINTY, pretty and in bright colors
The colors soon fade, and the pretti-
ness and daintiness vanish. but. I'M
like any other volume. the greater
the havoc time works on the exterior.
the greater the store Of knowledge or
the inside
This volume is called Woman.
And every mothers son many times
during his brief span looks casually
at the cover, perhaps turns a page or
two. and claims he has mastered all
the secrets. the problems, the mys-
teries, The volume contains.
Among these sons of Solomon. who
glance and say, Il know" there are
many artists who portray on canvas
all that they have discovered. one. a
Frenchman. NJ Nemoz, has made
painting of his discovery which has
excited great applause from other sons
Of Solomon, who say, wonderful.
wonderful"
This picture is called Expulsion"
and you are invited to look at the
copy above. If You are son of Solo
mon, an organization to which every
man believes his wisdom entities him
to membership, you will also say,
Wonderful"
If you are a woman yea viii know
that no man really knows, but that
the woman who has wisdom knows
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Up-to-the-Minute Jokes

Deacon-We must devise some
means Of paying these $500 Of out
standing bills against the church; we
are being pressed for the money.
Nestryman Gin surprised Why,
what are they for2
Deacon-For flowers. decorations,
music and so forth. furnished for the
entertainment last month TO ceie-
brate the church being at last free
from debt
The lesson in history was in prog
ress. and i'm vain the teacher CoaXed
her class 10 answer. At last she
frightened up. She had reached the
star pupil of her little class.
Nov. Tommy she said, Mary
followed Edward the sixth. and who
followed Mary
Yes. Tommy knew that, and his
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Brave by Proxy.

Employer Wen, what did he say
l1 you"
Clerk THAT he'd break every bone
In my body and throw me out of the
window if showed my face i'm his
office again,
Then go back ana tell him that he
needn't think he can intimidate me
by his violence"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

make their protest known with the
blare Of trumpets and in strident
tones. They are few in number. but
they made "a loud noise NJ. Nemoz
heard the noise and thought he heard
the voice of all the women I'm the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
How He Succeeded.

Very Young Man-You wouldn't
think H. but I've Just paid $4,000 in
cash for house, an made by my
own pluck and perseverance.
Young Lady Really. What bust
ness are YOU i'm"
Very Young Man-Im law.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Preferable.

Your money or your life" said the
-HuJy robJcr
Iah" mo life responded the Irish
." I'm savin' me money Tor me
..I age"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

up that apartment over us and tcu
'em to let mp on that noise We're
bot going Ia stand for anything like
that. YOU know. All Tigrr
and you can say the complaint came
front this apartment. too-uuler-
tand o"
And Warren shuhled back to bed.
muttering something about letting
those people know "a thing or two"
II was chill night, and Helen, who
had not stopped TO get her bathrobc
Crept shivering i'm beside him.
Helen waited breathlessly for the
noise to cease. She pictured the boy
phoning up and the indignant silence
that would follow. She wondered if
Mrs. Sanford would still. speak to her
when they met in the elevator. Helen
so dreaded any strained relations she
would always put up with any dis
comfort rather than make a COM
plant.
Say" Warren sat up I'm bed again
with alarming energy. Hasn't that
boy had time to call up there YETI"
Then without "a word he flung back
the covers, got into his slippers ana
bathrobe, and again stalked out to
the phone.
This time Helen did not follow. She
knew it would be useless but through
the open door she could hear him call
angrily To the hallboy:
Look here. thought . told YOU 10
stop that racket, Well what did
they say Whats that oh.
they did. did they? I'm see about
that You give me the superinteud-
emit Yes right now He
can't hoe asleep with all that uproar.
Ring him up, l tell YOU"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Men Getting Bridal Shy.

"Matrimony will cease To be bore.
and the divorce court judges will have
TO secure other Jobs when marriage
viii no longer be custom, but only
"a legal privilege for two lovers to live
as husband and wife"
In these d"vs when men are getting
so bridal shy that it Is as hard To
catch one as il is To laSso zebra, it's
"a shame 20 publish this next letter.
which is written by perfectly horrd
Cyuic. who believes that the only
happy people are the never weds
Still, we asked for an honest discus
sion of this important subject, and
here's what Mr.. J. b. writes.
rs marriage "a bore2 II certainly
H.. and not only a bore. but "a nuisance
found il so "a great many years ago.
4 was very young and very decid-
eddy foolish. fell in love, or thought /
did. with "a young and pretty girl, of
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

Taking "a muttered growl for con-
sent Helen flew I'm 10 the phone. She
would rather have been beaten shan
Go this, but anything would be- bet
ter than for Warren To go Up there
and mako scene.
win You give me Mrs Sanford's
apartment TREMENDOUSLY.
There was "a moments wait then
The "Hello." Of a woman's voice.
is this Mrs SaEford's apartment?
This is Mrs. Curtis. ! should like to
speak to Mrs. Sanford herself"
There was no answer, but Helen
-card "a whispered:
oh. its those people downstairs.
She wants TO complain about the
noise. What shall 1 say?"
Helen Explains 1t.
There was smoker OF laughter,
some whispered comments that Helen
could not catch, and then louder
whisper.
say Mrs. Sanford's busy-that she
can't come TO the phone"
Mrs. Sanford is engaged just
now came the answer. You'll have
90 cali her mp in the morning" 4
sharp click. and Helen knew She had
been cut off.
For "a moment she stood there. her
thoughts I'm "a whiII and the Indignant
ool0r burning in her face She. too.
was angry now. ont her de-iJV TO keen
Warren nom going upstairs and MAX.
ing "a scene was still stronger than
her anger
.'VeU Whsrd they say." cried
Warren impatieutiy Did SOU get the
woman EerSeitt'
tN+- dean. .rrr ..... ....,... SHAH. ,...,.,..
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

world.
Love has a language that is low
and sweet and flute-like. II is the
cry of the heart, and the heart never
trumpets its appeals. Women MI
over the world are longing for love
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Marries For a Change.

y marriage of this sort IT, the re-
suit of one wishing TO lead a different
kind of life and so he tries the matri-
monial experiment.. only i'm such cases
when love develops after marriage can
matrimony be anything but bore
Marriage should be only legal
right for a man and woman possess-
ing real love for each other to live as
husband and wife, and II is the height
Of folly for people TO marry with love
as secondary issue.
People try in vain 70 direct love.
\ rich young man may desire TO love
some nice. rich girl Of the same re-
Iigion or social status as himself. but
love will not come TO order. II is alb
solutely impossible for the mind To dt-
rect the heart. The mind has no more
control over the heart than a 10000
horsepower engine can have over a
ship without propeller For exam
pie, think Of the honorable women
who have loved men who We're crimi-
mails, and of the good men who loved
bad women
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Is Matrimony a Bore?
BY DOROTHY DIX.

good family and rich. and we started
out with all prospects of a happy fu
ture. But after three years of married
life l found domestic bliss was a pipe
dream with a nightmare attachment
We drifted apart, finally ending in
divorce. ! never felt so light and free
as when she got her decree. As for
me. in the words of the raven. Never
rYaorafr
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
DivOrCe Remedy Economic.

People who marry because they
want to, instead of because they have
to- are seldom bored with each 9TH
er We need some remedy for di-
vorCe, but IL must be an economic
one. Sentiment may be all right in
its place. but along with romance IL
exists only i'm women What little
sentiment a man has is like the match
with which he lights his pipe soon
forgotten after IL has accomplished
its purpose
Marriage is a business with a
man, and that wouldn't be so bad IL
he believed in fair and honest deal
ing, but he always expects to get the
best of the bargain, and to get more
than he gives.
That's why matrimony is a bore
TO so many wives"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Borrows No Trouble.

Now and then some simpering old
maid, or widow. asks me the reason
| of my single blessedness. but am
not borrowing trouble. lead a hap
/ Ply life without the aid of a woman l
come and go as | like. have comfort
able quarters in a bachelor hotel.
have the society of few old cronies.
such as myself and lead. the life Of
a contented man.
IL don't get up in the morning find
ing lot Of rats, switches. puffs. pow
! der and paint on my dressing table.
as the married man does. and almost
every day some poor cuss of a bene-
dict comes to me for financial aid or
with a tale of woe. | always advise
young men if they want to be happy
( not 10 marry. Some years ago the
London Punch published the follow
ing advice to those about to marry
Don't That wise counsel still holds
good"
And here's why one woman thinks
that marriage is a bore. She writes:
Marriage a Sacrifice.
1.-THE church says marriage is a
sacrament. | say that under present
conditions it is a sacrifice. Woman
! is offered as a sacrifice to the state in
marriage in order to bring children
into the world. Statistics prove this,
and show that there are more women
killed and made invalids for life ev-
cry year through marriage than there
were soldiers killed in the Civil War
There We're pensions for the disabled
soldiers, but none for the disabled
mothers.
Il believe that suffrage for women
| is one form of remedy for the weari-
ness of matrimOny. After that or
rather with that. will come equality
Of opportunity, and equal pay for
equal work, SO that girls will not be
forced into marriage because their
pay envelopes won't keep body and
soul together
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03

TIL. real surprising feature about
r. best of sermons is the number of
good stopping places the preacher viii
ass without seeing them.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-04-03
Chocolate
Fudge

= eupfui Red VeiUa Syrup.
? squares bitter chocolate.
euDfsi cream or nliiE, ? cuD-
fHls granuiafed sugar. cup
fui chopped nut meats. 7 tea
spoonful ginger extract. ?
hsaPinR tabiesDoonfuts Of
butter.
MELT chocolate IN saucepan.
ada VeiUG. butter. sugar and
milk or cream. STR oUeT fire
fiH 'hey boil for four minutes.
Test IN cold tgater and TsH1oUs
from the fire When 70 forms a
soft boil or registeTs 24OoF.
on the thermometer. add *
tract and nuts and beat until
smooth. Pour info 5utfered
pan and cur IN squares Uhsa
cold.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Locals
As We Heard Them

#fEE- fH.yGH 4-.1t hE4 HEFEleE ~ ISL
Attend the Bijou Theatre.
Danish Brotherhood Celebra-
ton at Luverne, June 5th.
Ice Cream, Sundas, and Ice
Cream Soda at Wamberg's Drug
Store.
Pure White Lead and Oil or
best mixed House Paints, paints
that will last at Wamberg's
Drug Store.
The North Dakota Sunday
School Assn will hold their
Annual Convention in Grand
Forks on June 10 to IL.
Hope is now receiving mail off
of No. 8. This is a great saving
of time and gives us mail from
the east about two hours earlier
than before,
The arrival of a ten pound boy
, at the home of Mr., and Mrs. G.
j. O'Brian on the 10th inst,
accounts for that pleasant smile
that Con. is wearing.
Mrs. HI. A. Northrop returned
Wednesday morning from Yer
mont where she has been visit
ing at the home of her brother
for the past few months.
l. w. Standby and K. W. Havi-
land returned the first of the
week from a four days automo-
bile trip to I)onnybrook. They
both report an enjoyable trip.
Miss Ethel Masters is
taking a short vacation from her
duties as operator on the local
telephone exchange and is visit,
ing with relatives in LaMoure.
Tuesday was one of the hottest
days that will be experienced
this summer. The thermometer
registered SO degrees in the
shade, which is unusual for this
time of the year.
Rev. Robinson, Boy Scout
+! Commissioner, of Michigan, was
in town last night and entertain
ed the local Scout Patrols with
tales of camp life and Scout lore
for a short while.
At the Dist Assn meeting
held at Fingal last week, Rev. S.
Hitchcock vas elected as one of
the delegates to represent this
district at the National Assn.
He also presided as Moderator
during the sessions of the gath
ering.
We wish to call your special
attention to the REQ ad of Agt.
Majors in this issue. If you
are interested in automobiles.
read it, if you are notinterested,
read it and become interested.
4. M. will be pleased to show
you the Car.
The home of Mr. and Mrs. J.
H. Standby vas gladdened Mon
day morning by the arrival of a
son. John says the young man
arrived just in the nick of time
and expects to have him driving
five horses on the pillow next
week.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29

Don't forget! Friday evening,
May 3Oth.
Big Celebration at Luverne,
June 9Th.
T. Pure, Fresh, Delicious Candies
at Wamberg's Drug Store.
For sun burn, chapped hands,
face, lips and all roughness of
the skin, Isl our Superior Rose
Cream, every bottle guaranteed
to give satisfaction, Wamberg's
Drug Store.
An examination for the pur-
pose of securing a Rural Carrier
for Luverne will be held in this
City on June 14th. Full particu-
lars may be secured from the
Post Master.
If you are raising chickens
and want to keep them healthy
use DR.. Hasse's Poultry Panacea
at Wamberg's Drug Store.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Nelson re-
turned Saturday from Missouri,
Mont. where they have been
visiting the past two weeks at
the home of their son, DR.. r. HI.
Nelson.
Mrs, G. r. Thomas, Jr., who
has been visiting at the home of
her mother, Mrs. Geo. Luce, the
past two months, left last eve
ming for her home near Grand
Junction, Colo.
Mrs. S. D.. Scott, of Williston,
accompanied by Mr.. Baker,
brother of A. r., arrived on
Tuesday evening, and. will visit
here for a time. Until they met
at Williston a few weeks ago the
two brothers have not seer each
other for sixty years and it will
require some time for them to
catch up with each other.
We hope that all those who
own lots in the cemetery have
attended to having them cleaned
up and decorated for Memorial
Day. The Cemetery Assn de-
voted some funds and energy in
having the grounds fixed up last
fall and everything should be in
good shape now. The Grave
Yard is one place that should
always be kept as beautiful as
possible.
Messrs. Taisey, Long, Nash,
Jorgenson and Satire, of Finley,
L. Shorthand and p. T. Duncan,
Eof Sharon, L. e. Hill, of Erie,
Fuller, Rice and Cook of Colgate
and Foley, Curry and Christ
Jensen, of Luverne, were out of
town visitors at the Masonic
Lodge last Friday evening, the
occasion being the exemplifica-
ton of the M. M. degree. A
splendid supper was served by
the ladies of the Eastern Star.
Dutch" Dorothy was quite
seriously injured Sunday when
attacked by a vicious mule, and
but for having the presence of
mind to roll under the fence
after being knocked down,
would have probably been killed.
The attack was made when try
ing to remove a young colt from
the enclosure. Later, M. A.
Dorothy was attempting the
same thing and protecting him,
self with a large club, and in
warding off an attack missed the
,,,lo opI ctr,7cl1 tl,o colt IN tho
head. killing it instantly.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
Girl Wanted
Girl for general house work
wanted at once. Good wages.
1926 Mrs. j. X. Joslyn.
Health a Factor in Success

H
The largest factor contribut-
ing to a mans success is un-
doubtedly health. 1t has been
observed that a man is seldom
sick when his bowels are regu-
lar he is never we'll when they
are constipated. For constipa-
ton you will find nothing quite
so good as Chamberlain's Tab
lets. They not only move the
bowels but improve the appetite
and strengthen the digestion.
They are sold by all dealers.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1913-05-29
SPECIAL.
Flax Seed for Sale.

We have for sale a supply of
Pedigreed MINI. No. 25 Flax
Seed, thoroughly cleaned and
ready for prompt shipment.
Price $1.75 per bushel; sacks pc
each. Don't SOW poorly cleaned
seed when this pure bred heavy
yielding variety can be bought
so reasonably. One bushel will
seed at least two acres.
Armenia & Sharon Land Co.
81 Armenia, N. Oak.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-03
MlLBURN; AMERICAN
i ,F0uRS.STAR BACK,
! - EFT 70 PLAY AGAIN.

~ . sspssosA sAst whsa The
American polo. tean sssamss psse-
doe 81 Meadow Dreok this after.
aoon The fouy's star baek. Dsvereaux
41lbaya, Whe Was Supposed 70 have
hess essiously injured last 0stnxlay
when he fell from his poAy. VIII 10
II tbs lineup. l9llbuxa Vas veil
enough yesterday 20 play . round Of
golf at tAs WhsAtlsy NILS course
aAd tAs o1ly mark he bore Of his
s,nisfortuAs Saturday Was . slight
spoQa11h, sovgR w. eye. u. Wa,tas 4.
0SugAse, oeeSetaSy o. me Yole ~.
eoelet1ea, 10 autAogSty Sos Tie OtAte-
msat that lailbNxn VIII bs On the
team that YIN sSpressnS this eouA.
txy y tAo tntsrnstioaal match With
Tie Ds1teas THE nonth. me nag.
uGhnsa WI Indulge In psAetloe o.
lGsaAoW brock THE sftssnool, thsay
game 70 ~ 'ylAveA Just before Ne
AhsyiSaA foar takes the AslA. Yhsy
W1ll play a6Aanst . strong AAsy1eAn
oonilAAttoA tAat VII bs strength
snsA ~ the aAaAtlol o. LORD WoAs-
house, the eraok 1nSlish substitute,
sAA psebabiy ?. =. Tssake. saetAss
txetsA ssS.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-03
TRADES AND RUM0RS
OF TRADES FILING
+. THE BASEBALL AIR
Rumors of Big Deals Between
Giants and Braves and
Tigers and White Sox.

This seems to be the year for stastiiNG
trades. Both Managers McGraw Of ne
Giants and Chance Of the Highlandess
have already put through deals thot
have startled fandom the country eve.
Rumor has Il that the Giants and the
Braves are now planning . big trade
II 10 saA that the deal will bring Pitoh-
Or Tyler. . crack southpaw. and CaVt.
Bill Sweeney. q hne second basemen.
to the local club. Arthur Fletcher II
mentioned ~ one Of the players New
York win trade.
Manager stailings Of the Braves wires
from Pittsburg that the report u absurd.
However, that's what Y1oolAsot
1ASrou oaAd when - was Argt r.
mored that the xighlaAdsrs were
trying - trade Chase.
Another rumor has Il thai to Tigers
are trying 10 trade their stars Tr' C0oe.
the highest paid player In the ispunksy.
for Hal Chase. Just traded ny the Sngh-
landers for Rorton and Zeider. "
The idea OF such q trade p shy"
President Navin Of the Detrot9n declares
BAT that b what 11anA6er
0Aaaeo Of the 11ghlAAlegs oa1a
whsA he was Arst asks1 u he wsee
contemplating trading 0Aase.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-06-03
GERMANY AND FRANCE
TO-DAY MEET IN FIRST
OF DAVIS CUP MATCHES.

German and French lawn tennis play.
ers meet to-day in'the first Of the Davis
International cup matches on the courts
at Wiesbaden. Germany. According to
Stanley N. Doust. the captain Of the
Austr ahan team. the competitions be-
tween the German team. which Include
Otto Froitsheim. Otto Kreu1er. r. w.
Rahe and II. Kletnschroth. and the
Frenchmen will be decided upon day
playing surfaces.
This d the hrst time In he history
Of the Davis Cup" said Doust. that
matches will have been decided on any
thing other than grass. BY one OF those
peculiar tricks of oversight, there -
nothing In the Davis Cup regulations
which rules a. to what sort OF playing
sunface must be used. OF course It 10
obviously understood that turf courts
ere favored. At the time left London
Il was known that the two nations had
agreed 70 lnest on the hard courts and
that the winning nation expected to DE-
fault. II this arrangement u carried
out, tho winning nation In the matches
between the Americans and Australiana
will Immediately move into the hnal
round by a default
Doust went on to say that he under
stood that practically the same condi'
ton prevailed In the other section OF the
intern ati0nal draw. a. Belgium had de-
cided to default to the winner OF TIKI
Canada- South Africa competitions. Thu
latter nations are to meet next week II
England.