The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1913-07-10

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BartlesyiIls promises 70 have i,s
uz5.ooo hotel open FOR travellers July
18th.
While the streets of Dewey were
being oiled someone ret FIRE % the
oil and the streets we're soon sblaze.
Wsnted-To exchange small fry leg.
isla,ors for dogs, then exchange the
dogs for brush pile 10 burn Guthrie
Leader.
Tho OkmulRes Democra; tells of
boiler exploding which completely
seyered the head from the body Of
the engineer.
The Oklahoma Clipper says the big
Eest fool on earth n the man Who
pays the fiddler while his wife dances
with another man.
Old Cheyenne proposes 70 be on
the railroad map BY August /, the
grade work on the Cheyenne Short
Line being near completion.
The Cushing Citizen tells of a
young man suing for the loss Of his
arm, and setting out IN his petition
that II was his gpoonlng arm and very
valuable
Beaver county boasts Of family
OF royal blood, which causes Frances
Bernice Addams 10 remark. That's
nothing; ] am a lineal descendant Of
Adam the First"
The printers devil says that the
FIRST night he went 10 see his girl
they sat vide apart like this, but
after becoming better acquainted they
snuggledupclosetOgctherllkethls.
Up in Bartlesyllle a woman was
operated on for appendicitis, and al
leges that the doctor absent -mindedly
left In the wound some Of the tools,
when he gewed up the inclsi n She
asks 81 900.
The ST. Louis Republic don't know
what II rs talking about when II says
that Mrs. Simpson OF Alex, Mrs. Tom
70 Ferguson Of WatonRa and Mrs.
Thomas Of Beaver are the only wo-
man editors in the state Maud Tan
ner Of Mannsyile publishes one OF
the best papers I'm Oklahoma and Ia
smart enough to edit the Republic
Somebody lifted" l75 chlckens,
hatched from eggs costing $50 set
ting, and shipped from Canada, and
tho Altus Tribune thinks It is a pity
tho owner did not SEQ the chicken
fancicr In time 10 empty a load Of
shot into him where the suspenders
cross the back.
Editor Wilfred Watt, OF Granite,
hastens 10 deny that he was recently
married in Hobart, and says that the
occasion Of his visit 10 that city was
merely TO watch an old friend lose his
liberty.
Muskogee Timos-Domocrat tells OF
local citizen being arrested for beat
ing a horse and when fined by tho
court. said he had beat only half OF
the meanneBs out Of the animal and
wanted permission to complete tho
Job. lie was told to bring double tho
nne back with him II he did
ST. Louis newspaper 10 Offering
800 to the person who Will give the
ten best reasons why people should
move from other states TO Missouri,
and the Muskogee Phoenix says that
anyone who could give one reason
would more than earn the money
Governor Bonehead OF a New Eng.
land state refuses 10 allow TO be
hanged a brute guilty Of no other
onensc than rayishlng neighbor's
daughter and Frances Bernice
Adams wants 10 know what Cover.
nor Bonehead would say if his own