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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18
HOUSEHOLD HINTS and RECIPES
BY MRS H. E. COLE
BY MRS. H. E. COLE.

Two large red peppers chopped fine
Six large onions chopped fine
One desert spoon ground mustard
One and one-halfIcups vinegar
One and one-half cups sugar
One teaspoon all spice,I cloves and
cinnamon
Two tablespoons salt or more if de
sired
Boil Ingredients and can or seal In
bottles.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18
Green Corn Pudding

Draw knife through each row of
corn lengthwise on the cob and scrape
out the pulp. To one pint of pulp add
one quart of milk, three eggs, little
butter and sugar. Stir occasionally
until thick while baking. This pud-
ding should be seasoned with salt
and pepper to taste and bake one
hour and half or more.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

An Irish horse dealer is said ,Eto
have sold mare as sound in wind
and limb and without a fault. 1t
afterward appeared that the poor beast
could not see at all out of one eye and
was almost bIind>i in the other.
The purchaser, finding this made
heavy complaints. to the dealer add
reminded him. that he engaged the
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

Two Irishmen were comparing notes
about politics, jobs, hard times end
the like when Pat O'Rourke, a third
one, joined in the discussion.
''5ure and I'm satisfied with
things" said Pat. "I'ye pache of
q job"
SIS that SOP" said the others. : "And
what might We be doin'?"
"I'm pulling down the Episcopal
church," replied Pat, ''and I'm getting
paid fer it."sEverybody's MaRazin
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

Misdirected destinies: Charles +.
Murphy would have made a fine sec
tiO1 foreman. Huerta should have
been pork packer; Harry Thaw ought
to have been a waiter; Sulzer an actor
in nelodrama.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

n Seats on the New York Stock Elk
change are selling for 81 900 more than
they sold for q few weeks ago, but we
don't know whether this is a good
sign or not.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

What becomes of the chorus girls?
asks an exchange. Why should any
one want to know that?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

HOOD'S sarsapa lila IS the medi-
) . cine for impure blood, eruptions,
weakness and general debility 1t
positively and absolutely CURES.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18
care to be without fault.

care TO be without fault.
s'To be sure" returned the other
"to be sure / did, but Their, my
dear. the poor creatures blind
ness is not her fault, but her mis-
fortune"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

Old bachelors are not all woman
haters. The majority of them are in
the "DOubting Thomas" class.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

When woman makes a strenuous
effort to learn a secret it isn't for the
purpose of keeping it,
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

Mrs. f. w. Howard and daughter,
Miss Ellen, are guests at the home Of
Mrs. William Donahue in Excelsior.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

It takes lot of faith to enable a
man to order scrambled eggs in cheap
restaurant.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

The very idea of town like Phila-
delphia having a pennant winning
base ball team.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18
THURSDAY, SEPT. IS, 1913.

How man does enjoy spending
money if he can't afford it.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

Some women get more joy out of a
grievance than out of blessing.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18
Monday

The annual Mission meeting of the
German Lutheran church was held
yesterday. Rev. John Herring of
Wilton and Rev. e. Meland of Lodi
gave addresses. Ii was day of ex-
cellent sessions and about 500 was
taken into the mission treasury.
There are many fine farms in Sank
county and one of these cb anged hands
last week. George F. Sprecher of
Witwen sold his farm to Adolph Ger
golia for $25, 900 and purchased the
farm of Daniel Bladow of Denzer. Mr..
Sprecher will take possession Novem :
Der 10.
The enrolment at the Baraboo high
school, like the price of. meat and
sugar, is going up. The attendance is
larger now than it has ever been be-
fore, being at present 268. A new row
esks have been installed recently
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18
"'Big" Game
NoOember (

The University of Wisconsin foot
ball team will play seven regulation
games this fall, the "big" game for
Madison occurring on November
when the Badgers meet the GolpherS.
The Wisconsin schedule is as follows:
Oct. 4-Lawrencs
Oct. 11-Indiana
Oct. 18-Purdue at Lafayette
Nov. Minnesota
Nov. S-Ohio State
Nov. 15-Open
Nov. 22-Cnlcago st Chicago.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18
Stork and Cupid
Cunning PIotteerlss

Many New Home will Have q Little
Sunbeam 60 Brighten it.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

Chilli Sauce
One peck ripe tomatoes chopped fine
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1913-09-18

In the assembly hall. It is expected
that the enrolment will be 275 soon.
The increase Is largely due TO the
greater number of children coming
from the rural distr lets.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
The Stories of /
iFamOus Novels
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The Washington times., 1913-06-23

exemptions in favor of all after the first one or
two. The man whose income puts him into the
incomeax class at all might reasonably be regarded
as able to take care of the first two offspring; but
when he gets up into the higher mathematical strata
where the good old-fashioned families are cacu-
lated, the exemption might be highly necessary. II
looks as if the subcommittee had its social justice
toga on inside out
Again in this matter of giving the bachelor and
the spinser less exemption than the married person
enjoys, how about that ancient and long-accepted
piece of buncombe with which innocent young people
are tempted to venture on the of matrimvny-the
old-wives tale that two can live cheaper than one
Are our solons going to write down as fake and
fraud theory that has served so long and well to
hearten the impecunious but ardent lover?
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
DOCTORS OF DIsHWAsHING.

In some quarters the statement that 100 Of the
700 members of the San Francisco Dishwashers'
Union are college graduates has been commented
upon as remarkable.
Why? 1t is well known that train robbers are
in some cases willing to make the humiliatng con-
fession that they are college men," Hotel walters
who play with the double negative as uggler does
with q handful of billiard balls will tell you the
same thing when pressed. II is notorious fact that
scarcely hobo can be found who will not plead
guilty to the identical impeachment if it will help
him in playing on the sympathies of some useful
person And then there are forgers and green goods
men, safe blowers, and double murderers-in fact,
almost anybody with vivid imagination will confess
under close questioning that college education
was one Of the vicssitudes of his brilliant past.
The scope of colleges appears remarkable when
We consider the wide differences reflected in these
careers. OF course, there are other graduates who
might be mentioned including some Presidents lesser
statesmen, professional men, and such but they
only part Of the crowd. college education is about
rs universal as the measles.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
A HARBINGER OF PEACE.

Kato Okazaki, member of the parliament oi
Japan, but really notable by reason of the fact that
he is the Ban Johnson of Nippon-the boss OF the
baseball business in his country-has come to
America to find out whether we really are so sore
on his nation as has been alleged.
Oriental diplomacy has turned 6rst-rate card
in Okazaki. He talks the best English and perfectly
appreciates the hostility of the beachers toward the
umpire. Mentioning that there wasn't going to be
any war because there was nothing to fight about
and anyhow, Japan didn't have the price, he glided
away into discussion of the championship outlook
in the two great American leagues, and anxiously
inquired about whether he would be able to gel
seats for as many games as possible while in the
country.
Tokyo has certainly beaten US to it. in the matter
of finding an avenue of international rapprochement
Why not an international championship course oi
post-season games to be played, say, the Midway
Islands, every season. to result to be accepted as
deciding any little diplomatic differences between the
two countries? 1t is perfectly apparent that either
country would recognize the obligation to be good
sports and take the medicine thus prescribed.
The japanese have got to be fans of fourteen-inct
caliber, and it seems impossible that any minor
difference should be permitted to interfere with
good feeling between two countries that maintained
regular baseball relationships How many people
in these United States would stand for war tina,
was liable to last long enough to interfere with the
world series?
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
Knew His Grandfather.

- ENAToR BAILEY Of Texas wa.
speaking Of gambling. and said
A gambler who lived in Texa.
became converted. Joined the
Baptist Church. and after a time be.
came a preacher 1t was his duty tc
immerse all those whom he converted
"One Sunday afternoon he had sew.
eral people to baptize. and there was a
large crowd to see the baptism by this
reformed gambler
"A little grandson. familiar with his
Rrandfather's career and not realizing
the change in II. had slipped q pack OF
cards in his coat pocket some days be.
fore. which the grandfather had moi
discovered.
"The time arrived for the baptism and
the preacher went into the water. amid
the hosannas Of the crowd. Soon there
slipped from his pocket an ace OF
hearts. then a king. a queen, a jack
followed by ten-spot The boy:
mother, considerably frightened, said:
"'Oh. Louis. what did you do tina,
for? Your poor grandfather will never
get out alive"
oh. pshaw! replied the boy. with
disdain. OF course he will, Grandpa
has got out a lot of times on worse
hands than that! Judge.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
MILITANT ANTl-MILlTANTs.

The ladies Of the National Association Opposed
10 Woman Suffrage-its name does seem triAe
cumbersome in view of the simplicity of its mission
should beware. They have been anxious to be
known as shrinking vioiets, too modest and shy to
appear in the public gaze, to make speeches, to take
part in public affairs. Yet we note that they are
operating very efficient headquarters and conduct.
ing press bureau that gets the FIRST page for its
cope with regularity that would make theatrical
advance man fall right under the water wagons
wheels They are bitterly opposed to mtancy, ye,
they out with challenge to the suffragists to
the effect that if any sufragst dares start anything
there will be trouble all over the place.
The anti-militants have need to beware the ten
dency to militancy.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
A TAX ON BACHELORS.

The idea of taxing bachelors for their bachelor
hood has never been seriously considered in this
country, though there has been deal of discussion
Of the possibility. The income tax subcommittee of
the Senate, however, brings fairly in sight of just
that proposal
II is planned to make absolute exemption of
5000 annual income, without reference to any
conditions. After that, the married man with a
dependent wife, or the married woman with a
dependent husband-te latter being a condition that
in these days isn't quite ridiculous be permitted
another ST 900 exemption Then there will be $500
annual exemption for each of the first two children
none at all for the children in excess of two
On the theory of letting the tax be paid by the
people best able pay it, there is some defense for
landing on the bachelors and spinsters harder than
the married folk. But it is not easy to conjure
up reason for making exemption in favor OF the
FIRST two children and no exemptions for the rest
II would seem more reasonable, in fact, to make
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
THE REAL THING.

Speaking from the lay standpoint, we do not
see wherein religion, humanity or science has been
much advanced by the conquering of yet another OF
Mt McKinley's peaks. Of course, there must be
some such gain in the achievement; otherwise men
whose other functions in life noteworthy, whose
time and thought valuable, would not be risking
their lives to accomplish such things.
Had they fallen, it would be in martyrdom to
the thirst for knowledge. Not having fallen, Arch
deacon Stuck and his companions are heroes of a
different sort, that strike much warmer human heart
chords The accomplishment of the difficult at bodily
risk the setting of a dare and then meeting it,,
whether the feat be profitable or not gets home to
the average human being ti just what the average
human being likes to dream of having done himself.
Indeed, with but one extra dash Of imagination in
ones makeup, the instinct sometimes becomes so
strong as to make the dream real conviction.
But there are so few who do do anything materi-
ally, mentally or muscularly great except through
the avenue of halucnation that when they do it we
take of our hats with one accord. "
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
THE FIGHT FOR THE BABIES.

The Childrens Bureau, seeking first of all the
detailed facts about mortality among children, wants
the States help by establishing complete systems
for getting the facts together 1t has estimated, from
figures that are kept in eight Safes, that 100000
children die annually at ages less than one year.
II is plain enough that if eight States can estab
lish systems under which complete vital statistics
may be had forty others are able to do it. and ought
to- The census is not the right authority to handle
this work, because it does not maintain constant
touch with the community. But between the cradle
and the grave what with the doctors, the coroner,
the undertaken, the insurance folk, the newspapers,
the neighbors and the tax collectors, there are so
many authorities on vital affairs standing around that
it seems inexcusable that this country should have
practically no worthwhile data of this sort 1t is
merely matter of imposing requirements and penal
ties. The States cooperation must be had, and it
seems that this is one matter in which cooperation
and uniformity of statutes would commend itself so
completely, and the object would be so manifestly
desirable that uniform State laws should be attain
able with comparative ease.
The truth is that there is need for creation Of
some central agency for the very purpose Of promot
ing cooperation, in matters of this Sort among the
States. That none such has ever been established
indicates an oversight at a point where practical
consideration would have suggested it. 1t would
not be very expensive, and ought to open the way
for many useful accomplishments.
The National Government could we'll furnish the
impetus and the means for initiating such move
ment, and, once the States had enlisted themselves,
recommendations from the central body would cer-
tany receive attention at the hands of the legisla
tures
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
THE ATTACKS ON sULzER.

For months past, it appears enemies have been
holding over William Sulzer the threat that il he
incurred their displeasure they would spring" the
story of how he was once accused Of perjury in
connection with law suit in Vermont The attempt
to bold up the governor with this menace Of exposure
dates back to his campaign for the office he now
holds
If he had been guilty of wrongdoing nobody would
have known his guilt quite so well as he. He might
have clustered and denied and bluffed; but If guilty
he would himself have known it, and he would have
been fearful.
Yet the record shows that Suzer has from the
beginning de6ed everybody who ever came to him
with the vile proposal that he must yield his course
or be exposed. The Tammany crowd menaoed him
with exposure unless he deal with Murphy. He
denounced Murphy. A judicial appointment was
demanded by other Interests as the price of silence
and Sulzer scorned the suggestion.
On the complete record that has thus far been
given to the public in this affair, it seems apparent
that there never was a case against Sulzer. The
prima facie showing on his own statements and the
testimony of his bitterest enemies could justify only
one conclusion: that he was absolutely innocent of
wrongdoing himself, and the other hand had been
the victim of association with people who treated
him very badly.
Dragging forth a musty charge OF this kind,
related to affairs of quartercentury ago. carefully
framing up the circumstances, after so many people
are dead that the testimony of enemies is about all
that remains to be habitat is the kind of fighting
that is being forced against Sulzer. For what? ?
Because he is insisting the passage of primary
law by recacitrant legislature and denouncing the
bosses who control that legislature.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

first coat Of the eye Is the
cornea. 1t is perfectly transpar-
ent. containing many nerves. but
no blood vessels. except around
its extreme edge. When the eye Is
strained from overwork. these oiooo
vessels, In their eagerness to repair
the damage, by feeding blood to the
cornea. encroach upon the transparent
mart The eve is then "bloodshot."
The next coat Is the white. muscular
one. popularity called the syeoanh h.m Is r.
is called the sclerotic coat. On the
center surface of this coat Is the col
ored mart of the eye. called the iris.
The iris is a ring of muscle that con-
trolls the size Of the pupil, opening wide
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
Learn One Thins Every D
Hon, Ia Gstr a Fund Of General Znforniai
I. THE HUMAN EYE.

when there Is little light. CONTRACTING
when there Is a superabundance Of II.
The pupil of the eye looks black be-
cause II leads to the eye chamber,
which is much like Photographic
dark ROOM" The space between the
cornea and the surface Of the iris is
filled with a colorless liquid. through
the pupil.
But the eye, not content with this
precaution, has another lens. called the
crystalline lens. 1t is right back Of the
pupil and Is shaped exactly as photo
graphic lens.
Finally we have the retina. the back
coat Of the eye. 1t Is on the retina
that everything we see" is photo
graphed. The eye 10 the camera Of the
body.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
Good Stories
Wanted to Know.
NAN got in q cab at the Rich

A MAN got in q cab at the Rich
~ mond railway station and said
~ Drive me to Q haberdash'
ers"
'Yaas. suh." said the driver. whipped
up his horse and drove a block: then
leaning over to address his passenger
said:
"'scuse me. boss, but whar d. you sa,
you wanter go?"
TO q haberdasher's."
"Yaas, sub. yaas. suh." After another
block there was the same performance
"'Scuse me, boss, but whar d. yor
say you wanter goT'
ITO q haberdasher's," was the some.
what impatient reply.
Then came the hnal appeal:
Nov. look a-here boss, ben drivin
In dis town twenty year. an I AIM
never give nobody away yit Now you
jes tell dis Niger whar { Is you wanteI
go.'-Century Magazine.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

We don't think ourself unreasonable.
but one Of our latent ambitions is to
cash . three dollar check at q bank
without waiting while the man ahead
presents the weekly pay roll voucher,
with its list Of denominations, for .
twenty-minute cashins.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

Sleeping in the open is not all pleasure.
believe one who is doing It. Early the
first morning we became conscious of .
crash In the yard below. ''what was
that?" we ripped out. semi-sitting up.
Go back to sleep" said Friend Porch
Mate; that was only the break of day."
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

The Baltimore Board of Trade is deep
in the consideration Of the vocational
bureau problem, seemingly unaware
that Elmer Booze runs q cafe in that
town.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

Years Of keeping book on 1t show that
the working hours OF a union rainfall
are about these: Mildly or not at all
while we breakfast; cloud-burstly from
the time We leave the house until We
get to the office; again OF duty when
were safely under roof. Encore at 60
ing home time.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

II We didn't know Congress were busy
with currency we'd demand a bill to
keep messenger boys from bicycling
down alleys-the one at z and the Ave:
nue.. for instance-and into pedestrians
on the sidewalk. I'VE can feel the
place." etc.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

Things that make life worth while:
To start getting ready for q dressy
affair and find that you've no dress
shirt. The day being Sunday.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
Absent Minded.

"smalley is absent-minded fellow" said Bikes When
he engaged Mrs asked her to to the opera
with night bought only He explained
saying he used 20 occupying 0u8Io
chair with her that he didn't hink."-Exchangs.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
Perhaps Theirs Isn't.

G. S. K: / know Of a shoe shine par
lor (why parlor?) that doesn't advertise
The best shine in the city" Honest.
NJ n NJ
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
WHAT'S on tie Program IA
Washington Today

Weekly meeting. Central LaSse, Union
typographical Temple. 8 p. n.
Concert by United States Soldiere
Home Band, bandstand. to SO p n
Outing to Glen Echo. Royal Arcanum
Meeting of the executive committees
Retail Merchants Association. noon
Concert by United States Marine Band.
United States Marine Barrackss f.~
p. m.
, Meeting of Presbytsry of washington.
First Presbyterian Church
Baseball. Washington vs. New York.
$50 y. m.
Meetings. night:
Masonic-Dawson Lodge. No. IS and
Stansbury, No. a; Mt. Vernon Chap-
ter. No. 8, and Aracostia. NO. y. e.
4 NJ; Orient aS,hTI G9mmsnasny. mssainy fs, board
directors. Masonic and Eastern star
Home; Temple Chapter. Nc: IL ana
Columbia, No. Is Order of the East
ern Star.
enant, No. Is, and Langdon. No. s.
election of OFFICERS; Beacon. No. 10.
nomination of officers: Esther Lodge,
No. 5, Rebekah. election OF onicers..
Red Men-osase Tribe. No. Fifth and
| G streets northwest.
Temple, Northeast Washington Coun-
| ell. Northeast Temple
Tx o. r. M.-National Tent. No. 6.
/ Old Masonic Temple: WashirSton
| Division, No. 1. Old Masonic Temple:
| Mount Vernon Tent, No. 4. Northeast
| Temple: Anacostia Tent No. Z.
Masonic Hall, Anacosia-
KNIGHTS Of Coicmbus-Potonac Council
knights of Pythias-Decatur Ledge.
No. 8. Calanthe. No. II. and Equal.
Golden Easies-Cyrus. No. I. as Louisi-
ana avenue. northwest
Amusements.
columbia-"Mrs. Lefhnswelfs Boots."
poifsF"The Call Of the North" SIS
Belasco-Antarctic pictures. 500 and $40
d. m.
Cosmos-vaudeviile. loo to 10:lS .. m.
Glen Echo.-All amusements-
Chevy Chase Lake-Dancing and music
by section Marine Band.
Marshall Hall-Woodward & Lothrop
Employees Relief Association, boats
leave Seventh street wharf. 10 .. rn..
2:30 and $50 p. m.
River View Park-Boats leave Seventh
street wharf. 1000 a. m. :soo and 1:oe
p. N.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

Our cut-to-fit idea of the diamond OF
dexterity is ability to handle a wet UNI
brella in a crowded car.
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

AS we recall the financial situation at
Niagara. We made not the gorge" but
the ''DISgorge trip"
The Washington times., 1913-06-23
The Ultimate Pest.

S.: The individual who huns the
airs at the opera"
T. w. F.: The sink who uses half
your box Of matches to light his cigar"
The Washington times., 1913-06-23

Why merchants should confess all:
SELLING OUT. NO OFFER RE-
FUSED"