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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

/ gave him the cold shoulder"
'U't 5 what comes of having your
oreSS cut so low. | knew your shout.
tiers would get eold."-Dct,oit Fraa
preSN. e0
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
library Suaqestlon.

Young Wife-That pudding | have
just made for You is a poem.
Hubby-And | suppose I'm to be the
m"SteoaSSet. - Pennsylvania Punch
Bowl 1''N :"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Except IL pertain 10 live news matter. com.
munleasiOns, or articles of a general nature,
should be In the once by Monday 20 insure
thelf appearing In the issue ofthe current week
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

pid You ever play golf?"
NO. but fell off the top of a clothes
morse once with a hammer in my
aahd trying to mend gas ilxture"-
London Answers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

okEIA ASSEMBLY No. I03, UNITED aRT-
aa,ss asans'-Meets the first and third Wednes-
ArfisanSs mefk, haS second and fourth Wednesdays
j. ID. RoBERG Secretary. w. "a
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Louise-Troubled with loss of anne.
tite, isn't she? N'Pe
Julia-She doesn't even want TO eat
things that the doctors forhid ne
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

We keep in stock full and complete
line of numberers and variety stamps.
The Glacier Stamp Works.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

HOOD RIVER CAMP, NO. 77O2. NJ. W
Meets In X. OF +. hall every Monday
night. q n Epit,,, iSV"Iay ~
c. u. DARIN Clerk. ~
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

With every 25e purchase YOU will ra-
ceive chance on the doll to be given
away Christmas eve.-Ila F. Smith. d25
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
RNN4>ww>m~< 4

EDEN ENCAdPMENT, NO. 4S,IO n
hegnlar meeting second and fourth M0ndavs
q eacn month. GEO. w. DIMMICK. q p
A. ID. DABSEY, Scribe - r
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

for Eent.-Two furnished or unfurnlsbed
housekeeping rooms in private home, Onipt
Ioealion Ds -. ara walking distance from Town.
May streets. '' AN, guu
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
WANTED

Young japanese boy wants place to work
whie going TO school, Phone 2i3l ID
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Lost-A brooch set with Imitation garnets.
rln1er please leave at Glacier office for re-
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
FOR RENT

For Rent, Housekeeping rooms, furnished
or unfinished. Inquire at 5OI Oat ~ $.
phone s653 II. W. Dickinson. dt,t a. pf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
MISCELLANEOUS

Lost-Silk umbrella, owners name engraved
on silver plate on handle Return to Or. o.
II. Jenkins IA
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

FOR Rent-A good room house with ALI
1871, A. W. Onthank. "0iV ot
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

For hent-A six room furnished bungalow
with bath. 1i0S Eugene NJ. Phone IGs2 di
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Lost-Umbrella or exchanged umbrella at
commercial Club last week - "Wednesday
night Please return to Commercial Cluo
and exchange. dl
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
Six weeks old pigs for sale. Phone 56l9. d.

For Sale Motorcycle, Yale Twin, fully
equipped. Write or phone Walter SHAY
Hood River n27tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Hello Farmer, you know winter is right on
nand and your wood shed is empty? We have
lO0 cords of 10 inch wood we want to move in
tne next 30 days and will take the low price
OF sl,OO per cord-W. Ii. Hicks Mill. Tee'
phone 2ss. oil
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

For Sale.-Potato digger. $50; Jersey bull for
service: Duroc boar for service. H. W. Peaer
Phone 1869. d4
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

ohE'5oN fof GRAPE REBEKAH LODGE. No.
Lol-Meets the second and fourth Wednes.
uay evenings of each month, in Gribhles
CHas, W. GUM, Sec. A. VI
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

IpLEWlLDE LODGE NO In n
Meets in Fraernal hall every rhD..s.- y, E.
night, ~ 1Seeiy thursday
GEO. THOMSON, Secretary ~ u
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

For Sale-Cheap horse, will trade for hefer.
Phone 5769. IA
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

HOOD RIVER VALLEY HIM ann SoCI IT,Cx1
hoou River, Ore. e. H. Harfwig pros
Mrs. Lee Fording. Sec Leslie Rnfler Traas
Call phone 1901. Aieas'
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

a0oD hlVER CIRCLE NO. 524, WOMEN OF
sMoodcraft-M Meets at X. of P. han on the
nrs' ana Third Thursdays of each month
u.s MIS-. WIN. CANCER, N. G
MRS MATTE NICkELsEN, Clerk, "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
The Same Experisncs

Tears in mortal miseries are vain
Homer,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

Butter Wrappers at the Glacier officee
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

hA1EL Aa kEBEkAH LODGE No. 1855, I.o.O.F.
Meets the nrst and third Tuesday evening in
each month in the Odd Fellows Hall sever an
mlies south of Hood River, II, d i
ovo MRS. MAZE SHILLER, N. q
GEo. SHEPPARD. Sec
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

KEMP LonGE, No. 1S1, /. o. 0. F-Meets in
odell ODD Fellows hall every Sat mr.
day night. Visitors cordially welcomed :
A. ]. LACEY, SEC. Ni-A nm H. ~ u
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04
SOCIETIES.

WAUNA TEMPLE PYTHIAN SISTERS No. q
each month at K of P hall, VI
MARGARET HOWELL, M. 4. C.
CoRREAN STRANAHAN M of n S r. - "
SUSIE LYNN, M of f.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

WAUC0MA LODGE NO. 20 K oE
Meets In K. of p hall every Tuesday niah.
A. KERN, K. of r. and s. " =.
LAu REL REBEKAH LODGE No a. I q =
Meets nrst aud third Mondoys each mnn. :
nns N, MRS, + o. DUTRo. N. d.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1913-12-04

W.O; W.-Regular meetings are held the f,rst
guy q thlrd Mondays OF each month at K nj
r halL Visitors cordially invited,
Kv~,r S,,o F. NJ SLavEN, G. C.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
INDECENT Methodist Ministers.

From the New York World.
That four thousand clergymen. "veter-
ans in the service of Methodism," should
IN their old age he lin the shadow of the
poorhouse' reflects extraordinary condi-
tons in that church organization. The
figures are contained in a statement made
to the New York east conference and the
cause is ascribed to the boards lack of
funds fer the support of superannuated
ministers.
1t is a poor reward for life-work in
the service of religion. Men who enter
the Methodist ministry are rarely ac-
tuated by the hope of pecuniary profit.
They accept their call with the certain
prospect of plain living along with ardu-
Gus pulpit and parishional work. They
at least deserve something better in the
end than Indulgence. and that in circum-
stances all the more irksOme to men of
culture.
The conditions indicated are not credita-
BILE to the church which. next to the Ro-
man Catholic. is the largest religious or
ganiZation in this country. Accepting the
figures as authentic. they show that. one
minister in every ten in the Methodist
communion faces the sure ultimate pros
pect of penury. Surely a scant incentive
to young men to embrace a calling that
falls more and more into disfavor with
ambitious youth who, however pure their
motives owe themselves some considera-
ton on the material side of self-support.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
Praise of American Schools.
from the New York Evening Post

+ rum the new AOrh Evening POSt.
DR.. Kerschensteiners discriminating
praise of our public schools comes at the
psychological moment. The air is full OF
adverse criticism. much of it doubtless
deserved, yet likely to produce an ex-
tremely distorted view of the situation.
In the midst of it all. this Bavarian SUI
perintendent of schools writes for the
benefit of Germans There arc
some states and cities III this young ma
ton in which there are school organiZa-
tons and educational requirements that
can compare with the best in the world,
and from which we Germans can learn
as much now as the Americans once
learned from US" Especially gratifying
is it to be told by this foreign expert
that what we like to think of as a pc
culiarly American way of managing ed
ucatfOn has much to commend 1t; while
the active participation of a whole people
i'm all school matters may at times be
harmful he remarks, it will prevent a
permanent prostration of the system.
Even in the study Of the mother tongue,
concerning which teachers of English are
always prompt to echo, or rather to an
.icipate. the despair of their critics, this
observer from the home of educational
progress finds us doing better than Ger
many. or course, he sees weak spots.
but his report should have the effect of
encouraging us to press for the needed
reforms i'm the confidence that at bot
tom the system is sound and we'll worth
the effort necessary to improve it.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
Just the Weather.
From the Chicago Tribune.


Next time it is a dark. dreary day and
you are sure that you have some really
terrible ailment. don't worry. Just cheer
up and realize that there is nothing the
matter with you except that the weather
IS damp. And the first sunny day will be
sure to set YOU right. At least this is the
opinion of DIR. Rankin. London physi-
lures on the subject of health and happi-
ness. He attributes most of the ordinary
woes CT humanity to the damp weather
and explains his theory scientifically.
In damp weather." he says, 1.-The skin
does not perform it's functions properly.
Products which should be thrown off in
perspration remain and clog the skin.
Under ordinary circumstances, in a nor
NAL temperature, the amount of vapor
passing from the skin reaches thirty
ounces per day. In moist air the amount
passing out from the skin is reduced to
seven or eight ounces.
AS perspiratiOn contains poisonous
properties. it is not surprising that during
damp weather these poisonous properties
which are retained in the body lower the
vitality and produce various temporary
ailments
Fad feelings" he goes on to say had
cutie run in London and Paris in the
winter of 1912. In January of that year
London had twenty-five days of rain.
with a total OF five hours of sunshine for
the whole month, Some of the outlying
districts did better. rising to twenty
hours of sunshine. Pars that same
So it is really comfort to know that
when We do not feel well in damp
weather 1t is no sign of constitutional i'll
health but just the weather.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
Handicap Of College Education.

From the New York World.
A New York minister who had a Har-
ward education. 1.-The best he says.
money can buy in the United States. "
complains Of the disadvantage it has
been to him. All the things that are
worth while in material existence" he
says. Il taught myself after l left col
lege.
Complaints of this nature have become
so common that the wonder grows at the
number of potentially great Americans
who were spoiled in the making by TIE
necessity they were under OF waiting till
they had completed a college course be-
fore beginning Their self education. Yet
show that college education does not
always blight a promising career. Pres-
dents Roosevelt. Taft and Wilson are
cotemporary examples Of men resolute
Of purpose who triumphed over the OBJ
stacle. the last named. indeed. over the
added disadvantage of long service as
college professor and president col
lege education did not prevent Mr.. Bryan
from becoming Secretary of State.
Cons dering the number of college grad
yates in Who's Who" as many in some
editions as :, per cent. i, is encouraging
TO think that the American. spirit is
capable OF surmounting this early i'm
uediment 10 greatness, and that am
bilious youth do not falter u; the certain
prospect of wasting their most formative
-ea-s in pursuing the ch,nera OF col
legc education. only TO have to Unlearn Ii
all preparatory 10 acquiring the things
that are worth while.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
Evil of Idleness.
Ittsburgh Gazette-Times.

From the Pittsburgh GaZette-Ttmes.
No matter what one s station in life may
be. If he is habitually~ idle from choice.
his character in every direction undergoes
disintegration If he be dependent on
daily toll as a means, of support he is
likely to become criminal and prey on
his fellowmen. If he be able to live
without work he will. in all probability
be come morally feeble or dangerous. Idle
ness is far more potent in its influence
upon character than IS either earlier
training or environment. The first a
man who works may rise above; TO the
second he may be superior. American
character is derived from ancestors who
were so busy with hands and brains
building a great nation that few of the
corrupting and enfeebiing vices of the
Old-world idle classes found Judgment
here. AS consequence, our fOrefatherS
were a sturdy race of men and women.
They may have been narrow and Puri-
tanical. but they worked TO achieve for
us a country rich in resources and in
safety. III idleness follows wealth 1t will
be transmitted rapidly to those who are
not wealthy, and sensuous case or vicious
crime will sap the life of the American
nation.
Work is the panacea for many Of the
social evils OF today. 1t is well that we
should lift the burden of toll from those
shoulders unable 10 bear the excessive
load but ii is well. also. that We should
remember that idleness is far more dan
gerous and destructive to character. and
even TO prosperity. than is the buSbear of
ovcrwork.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
Grapefruit in England.
From the New York Herald.

FROM Inc New 10TH l1eTdU
1t is reported from London that a
recent attempt to introduce grapefruit
as a breakfast food has failed and that
a heavy importation of those delicacies
has caused such slump in the market
that costermongers are selling them
from barrows for penny apiece.
This will surprise no one who has
ever lived in England. That country
has known many changes during the
last few years Caste lines have been
obliterated the silk hat is no longer
an object of reverential worship. ac-
tors have been knighted and bands in
trcduced into restaurants. But the
breakfast table is the last ditch Of
British conservatism. The Englishman
eats bacon and eggs $50 mornings in
the year and welcomes leapyear be-
cause it enables him to indulge in that
delightful dish 366 times.
The monarchy may be abolished and
the house of lords deprived of it's
prerogatives. but the English break
fast will remain as it was in the days
Of the Conqueror. Grapefruit will
never have a place in it.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
BARS FALSE ADVERTISING.
Representative Dents Bill Provides
Penalties in District

To punish advertisers who make false
statements i'll newspapers or other me-
diums Of publicity in the District OF
Columbia. Representative Dent of Ala
bama has reintroduced his bill to pre-
vent false advertising in this city.
Representative Dents measure follows
the wording of the proposed measure
known to the advertising world as the
Printers Ink bill"
Ii provides that any person or assoc
citation, corporation. etc. who publishes
in any newspaper or any other publ
cation. handful. pamphlet. circular let
tor etc. any advertisement "of any
sort regarding merchandise. securities.
service or anything offered to the pub
lie. which advertisement contains any
assertion. representation or statement
of fact which is willfuily untrue shall
be guilty of n misdemeanor and pun
ished by fine of not more than $500
or imprisonment for not more than six
months. one or both. in the discretion
of the jury trying the case.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
The Top Hats Centenary.

rom the New lorS World.
Since centenary celebrations of every
sort are the fashion. the top hat is GER
tainly entitled to formal honors on its
loGth birthday. and very properly Eng
land is TO be the scene of special rites
Nowhere else in the world has il held
the same place an object Of national
worship. Nowhere else has il had the
same social standing.
Sad to say, some observers OF the
changing dress of the times have noted
that of recent years the top hat has suf-
fered decline. Since a labor member
or parlamen. broke over all rules OF
etiquette and began TO attend sessions OF
the house of commons in common cloth
cap. many patriots have felt that Eng
land was doomed. In large sections OF
this country the cylindrical hat of cere-
mony has never had more than a pre-
cariois existence. and there are mining
camps in the Nest whose stocks are deal,
liz on Broad street where II was rarely
10 be seen except on the head of a pro-
fessional gambler OF rash eastern visitor
But perhaps what las most shaken the
hold of the cylinder OF civilization upon
outdoor sports upon mems dress and the
tendency of the day to more ratiOna
clothing. When the soft hat with evening
dress was countenanced in polite society
the hat makers were given warning thai
ii was time TO make special efforts Il
stay the advance OF revolution Ii is an
propriate that something should be done
worthy OF the occasion of the top hat.
centenary. 1t has A place in history tina
deserves 10 be preserved by fitting me
to undertake. at least bronze table
should record It's virtues. lest another
generation discard ii and let its memory
fall into neglect
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
Who's OVERRIDING It?
From the New York World

From the New York World
DIR. Sargent, the Harvard hygiene eX-
pert. says that getting excited over a ball
game is bad for us. and that I'VE are
OVERRIDING one phase the spectator phase
of the so-called love of sport" Such
games. declares the doctor. arouse emo
tons without furnishing a motor outlet.
This would not be the case if the game
were actually played instead of watched.
Must then keep our emotions in a
state of jellied quiescence save when We
can race them around field or give vent
to them with Indian clubs? If it is so bad
to be stirred by base ball game, what
about the theater? And what of those
throbs of sympathy and emotion that
leap to our hearts from the pages of a
good book. we sitting quietly the while
How about the emotions we feel in not
ing the good and bad deeds the struggles
and trumphs of our friends? Wise men
once thought that the emotions derived
from watching contests and games, or
even plays. In the open air made par
ticularly healthy kind of diversion. and.
by lifting the spectators out of them
selves for time. freshened and deep
ened their capacity for feeling and sym
pathy. Have we changed all that, or is
it possible that DR.. Sargent is a little
OVERRIDING his own function of hy-
gienic adviser-.so- called?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
An Old Spelling Reformer.
New York Evening Sun.

From the New 1CfA E-NSbsAe SuA'-
Long before the s!mplified speiline
board began to remake our written IAN
guage there were independent reformers
who in a desultory and capricious 1ash-
ion dealt more or less successfully WIFI
the difficulties of ortho2raphy Amateur
simplifiers have indeed existed In All ages
only formerly they "oiheu 49,, ,n science
ness instinctively and without any sclence
AT all. meeting difficulties without pFecoh-
cept:ons and overcoming them by the
force of pure genus.
Among the most spirited OF our tatls
smnlifiers was Deborah, the amlable
wife of Benjamin Franklin. One OF nef
very rare letters is included In re
markable collection Of autographs tnal
is selling at auction today. II begins
boldly in this manner: This day l re-
seiyed yours, and it was the more ex-
ceptabeil as have been yerey Ill.
have had a bad cold and fever 1t did
not leye me for forty-eight overs and
gave much pain indeed. but is gon Of
again thank God for his mersey to me-
She goes on to speak of her good man
on whose "a Count she was in some
concern, for at the time. it seems ne
was at sea and las l suppose near the
danger of being taken Sally Franklin
was taking lessons in French = had
no desire" says Mrs. Franklin. of her
farming that Language. but shee desired
good aurle. Shee has bin week today
at it,
To our eyes this way of spelling looks
eccentric. not to say uncouth, but In the
eighteenth century it was perhaps not
quite SO shocking as it is today. Some
thing better was doubtless expected of
Well brought up women. but women
much more cultivated than Deborah
Franklin made shots that were quite as
bad Esther Johnson. Dean Swift's
stella. for instance, was woman far
above the average in learning and ac
compiishment, yet We know she was
an anarchist in spelling. Unfortunately
none Of her own letters has ever been
found. but we know what her spelling
must have been from Swift's rallying
comments in his replies to them. Here
are a few samples: 'Wigg" for whieD,
william. ..phamplet. Stranger. ''re-
diculous'' .aboundance. ''aile'' flor
ale). emma GIN. ETC.
II Mrs. Franklin preferred "a count"
to account. her choice was no worse
than Mrs. Johnson's "a bout for about.
Her sverey'' is not much more repre-
hensible than Stella's merit and
"ower" only a shade worse than Stella $
"houer.' Even Addison himself spelt
been bin and every one probably pro-
nounced learning as Mrs. Franklin
wrote It, That is all we can properly
say in her defense. The fact is that In
the eighteenth century good spelling was
not ladylike accomplishment. and
neither men nor women were SO pedantic
in exacting perfect conformity to any
standard.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-05-10
Evening Clothes.

From the Louisville Courier journal.
Why are evening clothes? Because
mankind is vain Why are afternoon
or morning clothes? The same answer.
Then why have SO many kinds OF
clothes? Time might be saved by wear
ing loin cloth Or no loin cloth. and
our health would improve appreciably.
SO the back-to-nature contingent insists.
Why have any clothes. unless perhaps
blankets to be worn on: Of doors in cold
weather and checked at the theater and
hung upon hooks at the office? 1t is
observable that the peacock. although a
Misunderstanding bird. is not more
comfortable physically than a sparrow
and wastes a great deal of time admir-
ing himself. The human peacock wastes
more. His-or her-wardrobe is not sup
piled. readymade. by nature. Time is
required to get it. Ii is a burden or
detail when secured. and it is rarely
complete and never remains so for more
than q few weeks at a time. Abolish it,
if there's no time in which to use cap
itals.
Why serve meals in courses? Why
serve them in a multitude of dishes ?
One plate at each place. a little hot
water and sponge-with. maybe. some
reliable lightning cleanser for use after
the jam or the ham. for sweets and
grease are of a clinging nature-would
simplify service ard save in the asgre-
gate decades of time that is now wasted.