Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-04-18
TARC In the Solar
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A. "a n Pronounced.
There Was young Brlton named
rhoimondeicy
Who pronounced hls own surname 30
Dolsnt ndcley
That folks were amazed;
They we're thoroughly aazed.
And could only stare az him dOlnon.
deicf. --Chrleiian Register.
There VAS swell klddy named Lei.
ceafcr.
who screamed a. the maid just to
ioiceeaor.
she shouted. 'sMy word.~
Which sounded absurd
Anda Bobby rushed up % arreicester.
e-Cleveihnd Plain Dealer.
There Was an old lady named Beau-
tutnlif-r
connecilons = hlsh none could reau-
she was prond 81 them. too.
Ana az SHE could do
Was simply 10 preanchamh and
srreHrthemb
Nashville Baancr.
There was also one time a town
Who lived IA me city of Worcester.
Was ethasste quite phehaazkicaI..
Tili ne Eoi phthisicai
Now he's dfad a. a TsorccEter.
eve sort ~ think that viii hold
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All WOMEN WHO PosE arc not
models.
O.
POLITICS ~ A GOOD game but q
mighty poor business.
MANY A SUCCESSFUL. man makes
a noise like a big wind.
o
s0ME sPINsTERs arr ~ tlmld
that they would 3ump at a proposal
o
NO DAY n LONG enough to waste
any Of g nursing : crouch.
SAME OLD star chamber practices
IN that dear Democracy.
O.
THE PROGRESSIVE ~. they say.
are determined 10 retain their party.
That's about all they've got LETT.
q
THANKS BE that the Income tan
VIII se over the head 81 the common
HARD TO SEE how being mayor
81 Pittsourg exactly nis a man 20 be
anbaasador 70 japan
LIEUT. ARGHYiRoPoUf.os avia-
tor fell 10 bis death That name 1
sounds Ike = fatal aceideni.
No. MR. LORfafEH Is not shedding
tears a. iifs hioT OF The states attor. 1
nes ~Ao s'iieided yesterday
THE UMPIRE probably longs at
Times fof seat Va the bieachcfs
After an, the critics job is easy.
%
HERE ri rs more than the middle
81 April and NOT a blooming word !
sposen about the killing Of the peach
A WOMAN lawyer Of Kansas Cliy
seized Ratchet and decapuatcd e
barber, ttOntersaiional iousorisiists
take notice, ana trade papers please
copy)
NE DON'T WISH 90 grt mixed az
with the controversy about Grand
Past chief ~ the Weather Buroaul
Professor willis Moore, but must -as !
that We have no fault Go lind aIth thcl
weather that hiss been soing on lea
thls section Tor the past few weeks
D
4 MISUNDERSTANDING
Indignant Customer tpushing hia
way into tailor shop aud throwing
down 4 PACKAGE Say, yOu give me
back my money Thrss new lr0us 10
have patch in the rear,
Agiiated 1'nilur--Why. sir. ! thought
sou wanted them 10 have q patch in
the rear. You told me % lrcluds he
latest novelty That patch D. made
Of material that you can llKht safety
matches on.--Judgc
D.
Among llie s'RraRpupllprs.
Pondcrous furHDnageb ~ good III
mensiOn, Just from Georgia and
Adrift with the Times. Indulge ln
Evening Talk Along the nA Paths.
TampcrlnR with Trlfies They larrb
Just a Minute b. the springs ~ mint
Philosophers 81 Folly hanging JabF
and Jibcs on me Clothes Horse of
Plain Deals Alternate grinr ana
CrOans possuss the TenncsHe'uus. An of
which. the Gingglnr Ghoophus says.
h merely Breakfast Table Chat Go
40 a Lime ~ Type Of Two. Olson
Merritt, la Nashville Banner
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you find a better medicine Tor coughs
ana colds than Chamborlsin's Cough
iiemedN Il not only gives relief
4 cures Try II when yOn have
rough o. cold. and y0u are certain 10
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