The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1913-06-17
|ABatch Of Smile.

An Irishman, with one jaw, much
swollen from a tooth that he wished
to have pulled entered the ONCE Of q
Washington dentist.
When the suffering Celt was put
into the chair and saw the cleaning
forceps approaching his face he posi-
tviely refused to open his mouth. Be-
ing a man Of resource. the dentist
quietly instructed his assistant to
push a pin into the patients leg, 30
that when the Irishman opened his
mouth to yell the dentist could get at
The refractory molar.
When all was ovcr the dentist srnil-
1T didn't hurt as much as you. ex-
rected. did it"
We'll. no." reluctantly admitted the
sptient, but" he added, as he ran his
hand over the place into which the
assistant had inserted the pin. little
did I think them roots wint that far
GoWn!"--SuccesS Magazine.
For a long time the friendly rela-
tons between two little girls whose
families are next door neighbors in
Washington were .unbroken by any
ul'toward circumstances. Finally,
however, there came a falling out
and louise fastened to communicate
to the parents Of her erstwhile friend,
Blanche. certain details Of the dis
tressing occurrence.
When next the two children met
severe recriminations were exchanged.
Szid Blanche:
You're just as mean and hateful
az you can be-telling my father and
mother that 1 bit you. You ought to
be ashamed of yourself"
You ought to be ashamed to bite
me-" retorted Louise
s4C,Nnoon T @il 4o-A ,.>i>->~kf,
from Blanche. You bite. too, don't
you?"
Whereupon the other showed the
greatest indignation. Let nae tell you
one thing" she aided; IF I do. bite, 1
never bite any one outside my own
family!"-Lippincott's.
Two Little Rock negroes engaged
in a quarrel, when one struck the
cher on the head with a wagon spoke.
The negro that had received the blow
rubbed his head for q moment and
then said:
Look yere, Stephen, dar's n thins
dat is or powerful blessin' fur you"
"Whut's dat?"
DE fact dat my haid Ii ez thick es
it lie. Wy. ef my haid want no thick
lick would or killed me. an den you
would. er been tuck .befo' RI jesttee o.
de peace an fined mighty nigh $40.
You'd better thank de IaNd dat 1
amt got one desc yere ais she'll hAids."
Does your wife often grievs be-
cause h threw over q wealthy man
In order to mary you?"
She starctd to once, but I cured her
Of 1t The hrst rattle out Of the box"
u wish you would tell me how
II started right in grievfng with
her And ! grieyed harder and long.
er than she did"
"of course" said the lady 10 the
druggist. lit may be perfectly harm.
less, Just az you, say; but then, you
know there has been 70 much exposure
Of patent medicines and such goods
that Il"
my dear madam" interrupted the
druggist. Il beg to aesure you In the
strongest Terms. that you need not ap.
prehend any"
Il know; but I read in one maya.
zine where lots Of people had acqutfs4
the drink and drug habits through
impossible In this casa. Why, you
can zee for yourself that-"
viii you give me your word OF
honor that It contains no aleOholf"
II would swear Il on i sack Of
bibles" answered the dsuGgist"
Then I'll take It."
And then the druggist wrapped I'm
the porous plaster for her.
Read the other day about the
worlds champion hod carrier. but
w:thouf 2 disposition 70, corteet for
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