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The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Ate ship and CARGO.

One of the best known rivermen in
town was attending dinner in Pitts.
burgh recently. several Louisville men
being present. Before the dinner this
fresh water salt had. Joined con.
vivial company. and at the affair that
evening he was almost speeches., but
perfectly happy. Further. he man
aged to do his share in the consump-
ton Of the viands.
. When they served the ices they were
put before the .banqueters in those cute
little paper cases. with the frills
around the edge. The gallant river
man plunged in and ate the whole
blooming thing-paper and all. One of.
the Louisville men sitting near him
was appalled,. Leaning over to the
fearless eater he said, Captain, look
out: you're eating the paper as we'll
as the ice"
"Oh, l don't care" returned the 9TH
er. "I'll eat the whole thing. ship,
cargo and all. louisville Courier.
Journal.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
FoiIina Fate.

A we'll dressed business man climbed
nimbly up . telephone pole In the heart
Of town yesterday and swung himself
out hand over hand on q heavy cable
Half way to the next pole he stopped
and, hanging by his hands, looked down
at man who stood at the foot of the
pole he had assembled. ~.
"Come on and do your worst" he
cried. "Ha. has dare your
The man on the ground seemed about
to follow, but turned away at last,
shaking his head.
THAT Is the second to escape me to-
day." he muttered. People are get
ting too wild for any use"
"What became Of the first?' asked
our reporter.
''He jumped into the river" replied
the life insurance agent. = Newark
News.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Chaueer's Face In = Stons.

In a geological branch of the British
museum the visitor is shown a won
derful specimen Of natural imitation in
a small ribbon Jasper" This stone,
the material of which IL not unlike
that Of other banded agates, has upon
its surface perfect miniature portrait
Of the poet Chaucer. Every detail is
startlingly correct. There are the
white face, the pouting lips, the broad,
low forehead and even the whites of
the slightly upturned eyes. The at-
tendants say that it is utterly impos.
sible to convince even some Of the ed
ucated visitors that it is not an arti-
fetal production.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
FARMS FOR SALE
Farm for Sale.

No. 16-The Il. IL of Sec. 24-139-61,
Barnes county. This is good farm
$50 acres under cultivation and in
crop this year, 80 acres pasture, good
six room house, good we'll, wind mill,
some smaller buildings and a barn
26x52 with II it. posts. This farm
will be sold if taken soon for $40 per
acre on reasonable terms. Inquire Of
the E. D. Lure Land Co., of Valley City
or write the owner T. B. 'Swartout,
Sanborn, n. D. as
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Putting Il Mildly.

She was only sixteen stone and three
quarters, so that when she trod on a
banana skin she subsidized very gently.
A polite shopkeeper came out to assist
her to rise from box Of his best new
laid eggs.
"Oh, l do hope I have not broken
them" she cried.
''Not at all, madam" said the polite
one; "they are only bent" London
Globe.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
RENTALS

We also have several bargains in
town and city property as we'll as
few good houses to rent. If you wish
to rent house or wish to secure a
tenant for a house it will be worth
while to see us.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Farm Wanted.

No. 69-Iowa party will exchange
real estate, splendid clothing stock
and stock in brick and tile plant to
the amount of $4,000 for land and
will put in cash if needed to swing
big deal. This stock is first class in
an established and paying business
and the other property is first class
and has been. held by present owner
for years.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Had Section til ,piekey County.

Halt Section in Dickey County.
No. 3-This is beautiful we'll i'm.
proved half section with ten acres of
beautiful grove. Large barn and will
make splendid farm. 'One-half sum-
mer fallowed. This land is only three
miles from Monango and can be
bought for $50 per acre and owner
might take a stock of merchandise as
part payment
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Western Land.

No. I've have about $4,000 acres
Of land along the 500 line. west of
Bismarck that we can sell at redicu-
lousy low prices. The land is 80 per
cent tillable and will be good stock
and grain farm
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Real Estate Bargains
BARNES COUNTY FARMS FOR SALE
Cheaper Western Land on Crop Payment
lrhi. a Cheap One.

No. ia good Barnes county quar-
ter for $S7 per acre. All fenced and
70 acres broke. This is good one
for man that wants to get q cheap
farm. Only enough cash required to
show that you mean business. Look
this UP Mr.. Renter
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Wells County ouarter-crop ,Paymer

Wells County Quarter-Crop Payment
No. 12-Small house and suitable
buildings, 60 acres crop, balance fenc-
ed. This is snap at $40, will sell on
crop payment. Also have several
thousand acres of similar bargains in
Stutsman, Wells and Foster county
that can be bought on crop payment.
Write for list.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Bargain in Adams County.

No 1--Three unimproved quarters
in Adams county at $40 and one high.
ly improved quarter at $50. 1T will be
worth while to look this up if inter-
ested and owner might take quarter
near Valley City as part payment.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
WIMBLEDON.


Jan. 6.---The severe cold ushered il
by the new year is an extreme con
arast TO the fine December weathe
and makes it difficult to realize tina
3 few days ride by rail will take US tt
u land OF sunshine and summer; bu1
We must believ that this is true from
past experiences and since our people
are leaving for the purpose of avoid
ing North Dakota's extreme cold
Galifornia's delightful climate ha:
been the magnet which has attracted
several of our people; the latest to &C
are Mrs. r. Clendenning and two chill
.dren, who left on Sunday evening fol-
San Diego. Mr.. Clendenning will &C
a few weeks later. They. will also
visit relatives while there.
MIR. and Mrs. E. w. Stein will spend
this week in the Twin Cities.
Miss Mae Parsons of Courtenay was
the guest of Wimbledon friends on
Thursday of last week.
Funeral services over the remai ms
OF Miss Stevenson of Minot We're con-
Quoted here on Saturday afternoon by
Rev. HeWson. Interment was in
Prairie View cemetery. Relatives
from out of town who attended were
NJ and Mrs. Edward Keaton of
Jamestown and Mr.. and Mrs. Philips
Of Minot.
Nr. and Mrs. H. NJ. Stroud enter
sained few friends at a watch party
OH New Years Eve.
The Whist club met with Mrs.
Manner recently, the husbands also
uere in attendance and a very pleas
ant evening was spent.
DIR. and Mrs. Robert Joos of Valley
City and Mrs. Milburg of Ambrose
sere guests of their parents Mr.. and
Mrs. Andrew zoos during the holiday
season.
Miss Gertrude Kribbs returned to
Jamestown to resume her studies at
the college.
The basketball game between the
Wimbledon team and the High school
alumni resulted in score of 20 to Sc
in favor of the former.
The artesian we'll has been flooding
the town for some time owing to
leakage in the pipes.
Nr. Swanson of Minneapolis, who
drilled the we'll about eighteen years
ago, is here with his outfit and help.
ers doing the necessary repairing.
Lawyer Clausen returned from a
"trip to Wisconsin.
Harold and Ralph Berlin left last
week for Fargo to enter the Dakota
Business college. .... ....
- Mr.. and. Airs. Fred Tollefson enter.
tained asnan1ber OF their friends at.
dinner recently. The perfect appoint
merits, including beautiful cut flowers
helped to make the. evening a very
pleasant one. .....--.--''-..-
Donald More accompanied his broth
err Gordon from Fargo for a few days
visit with his grandparents Mr.. and
Mrs. j. ]. Bascom.
The annual meeting of the. officers
af the Presbyterian church and Of the
church societies occurred on the even
ing OF the 9Th inst. There was a
good attendance of the members OF
the church and congregation. The re-
ports were encouraging and social
time enjoyed by all.
Robert Labrash is on the sick list
hut is better at this writing.
School opened with teachers and pu-
pills ready for earnest work. Several
new pupils have been enrolled this
week.
Miss Irene Cox, the Misses Hilda
Annette and Florence Freid returned
to the university at Grand Forks. Miss
goney to her school in Epping, Hale
Berlin to Valley City and Miss Gera-
dine Berlin to Minneapolis to continue
her piano studies under Signor Fab
hriro
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09

New House for Sale or Rent.
Beautiful location new building all
modern and nice home. WIN be
sold at bargain or will rent This is
the one you were looking for
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Times chanaes,

"You," said she as she came down
the stairs leisurely pulling on her
gloves-"you used to say was worth
my weight in gold"
well, what If I did," be asked. look.
ing at his watch for the third time in
fifteen minutes.
And now you don't think I'm worth
q wait of two minutes"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
A ,Barne. County Section.

Barnes County section.
No. 10-Splendid improved farm
with good building and grove only two
miles from market and in splendid
neighborhood. This will be sold on
very easy terms. This is an ideal
farm Terms made known on appli-
cation Small cash payment will
handle
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
MISCELLANEOUS
Real Estate Mortgage.

No. 6S-Mortgage of $3.50 to ex-
change for Automobile. Eight per
cent interest and perfectly good pa
per. Don't bother to mention junk.
Can put in some cash.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Big Snap in Dickey.

No. 6--For a few days only we have
three. quartersS6of improved land in
Dickey county ct SIS, 400. This is a.
money maker. Easily handled,
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Ken.aI Farm. for Sale.

No. 1.-TWO splendid highly improv-
ed farms adjoining the village Of Ken
sal will be sold at bargain and own
ers will take in Valley City residences
as part payment.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Fine Barnes County Quarter.

NO.S-This is beautiful piece Of
land mostly fenced, partly under pillow
and with a good grove of natural tim.
Der. River cuts in so that there is al
ways water. Barn but no house. This
is splendid farm on which to make
a permanent home only five miles
from Valley City Price $1,000.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
/. Barnes County Bargain.

| No. 5-Fine highly improved farm
lat. $40 and owner will take Valley
City residence property as first pay
ment.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
] 4 Dickey County Section.

No. 2-320 acres highly improved
Dickey county farm only one mile
from two roads. This is splendid
farm and is under high state of cul-
tivationa and only a half mile from
town. Owner might take income
property as part payment.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09

The matter of closing the resorts
in Fargo appears to have been taken
out of the hands of the chief of DO
lice and mayor and F. L. Watkins and
the county officers are cleaning them
up. va
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Drag.

When we are children we brag about
our parents. When we get to be young
men and young women we brag about
ourselves. When we become older We
brag about our children.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
EXCHANGES
Land to EXCHANGE.

No. 13-Fine quarter in Mountrail
county to exchange, all clear, for city
property. This is wild land but good
qualify.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09

Machine Shop and implements.
No. 43--This is a good machine shop
in a good town in Dickey county.
Good chance for. machinist who is
live wire.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
-Four Room COTTAGE,

This is a bran new one, all clean
and good place for newlyweds. Will
rent or sell cheap.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
HOUSES FOR SALE
Seven Room House.

Beautiful seven room house in Nor
NAL park. Will take some lots or an
automobile in part payment This is
an all modern almost new house that
will please anyone.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09

Men have a tombstone whereby to
try gold. but gold is the t0uchstone
whereby IL try men.-Fuller.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
General Store.

No. 46-A well established General
Store in good town will be sold or will
exchange for farm. This is a we'll
kept stock and will bear the strictest
investigation. Exceptionally good
chance for man to engage in good
business.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
County Correspondence

Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Miller received
as a Xmas present brand new daugh.
ter.
Miss Gussie Oppergard who is~now
in the millinery business at Fessen.
den arrived in town Wednesday to
visit with relatives and friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Carlson and Mr..
and Mrs. Torall Amundson of Valley
City were over Sunday visitors at the
O. Amundson home north of town.
NoLTiMlER NEWS. ~
Rheinhold Shulz left for Minot to
visit his sweetheart.
Louis Luks and family and Mrs.
Reingow Were Valley City shoppers
Saturday.
Andrew Hagen was a Valley City
caller Saturday
Henry Schultz spent few days
with Elmer Isensee last week.
Bertha Schulz returned home Fri
day evening, after spending six weeks
with her brother Albert.
Robt. Wi:tenbery injured his finger
Friday while fixing his mill.
Mr.. ana Mrs. Elmer lsensee were
callers at Fred Schultz last Sunday.
Bob Kernkamp visited at Fred
Schulz a few days last week.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Hardware and Farm implement.

Hardware and Farm Implements
No. 42-For Sale: $4,000 hard.
ware and implement stock in Bow.
man county. This is we'll establish
ed paying business and will make
money for the buyer. Ask for full
particulars,
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09
Barne. County Half Section.

Barnes County Half Section.
No. 9-This fine improved farm is
only two miles from market and is the
best of land. Only $500. Small pay;
ment.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09

htlcal, who called Informally to ex-
tend the compliments Of the season.
With him on his departure will be the
members OF his family who will &C.
company him to take up their resi-
dence in the executive mansion at
bismarck during the Hanna admins
tratlon. They will probably take
apartments at one of the hotels until
after the inauguration of Mr.. Hanna
and Governor Burke retires from Of
flee. Governor Burke will read his
farewell message to the legislature on
tuesday and Governor.elect Hanna's
message the next day.-Fargo Forum.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09

Miss Myrtle Fletcher returned from
Fargo Saturday evening after spend
ing New Years Day: with her friend
Miss Emma Hall.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1913-01-09

The sworkmen will get busy Thurs.
day morning on preparing the Han
cock building for the Fargo Manufac-
turefs' annual Home Product show
which will be the biggest thing ever
attempted in the state or elsewhere in
the northwest outside of the twin cit
les, and according to President Nc
Hose, even they will have to 20 some
to get ahead of the Fargo show. ..es
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-24

TIC uOSplldI ullQCI. the udIIlC VI
Mollie Engleman, and Mr.. and
Mrs. David Engleman had been
notified of the death of their
daughter.
The hospital authorities decid-
ed that perhaps mistake had
been made, and called Mrs. En-
gleman to the hospital. When
she arrived she was shown into
the room where the girl who had
been thought to be Beatrice
Kaufman was playing.
Mrs. Engleman's sorrow-lined
face lighted up with inexpres-
sible Joy as her eyes fell on
the child.
"My baby! My babyp she cried,
as she dropped on her knees, and
swept the child into her arms.
Then she became hysterical.
why did you tell me my baby
was dead?" she cried to the hos
pital officials. why did you
make me suffer so"
When she had recovered, she
was allowed to take her daughter
home, and the hospital authori-
ties went to where Mrs. Kaufman
was waiting in fear and trem-
bling.
Your baby is dead, " they told
her. "She died a month ago.
She was mistaken for another
child, and buried under that
Child's name. We are very sorry"
Mrs. Kaufman, overcome with
grief, had to be taken to her
home, where her husband was
anxiously awaiting her return
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-24

One thing Bill Taft will gain
by being a college professor
he'll be able to gnaw peanuts,
cuss the umpire and root for the
home team without cracking the
japanning on his official dignity.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-02-24

tor was sent to attend to the wo-
man who constantly moaned:
!"My baby, oh, my baby! She
is dead, and I never saw her face.
They buried her without giving
me a last chance to look upon
her."
Isador Kaufman was almost as
inconsolable as his wife, but yes
terday it occurred to him that if
the hospital authorities had made
one horrible blunder they might
have made another.
So he called upon the officials
of the hospital to have the body
of the girl they said was his
daughter exhumed. This was
done today.
And when the little body that
had been buried as that of Mollie
Engleman was exhurned, it was
found not to be that of little Bea-
trice Kaufman.
The hospital authorities say
they cannot explain the situation
and seem to be helpless to do so.
They cannot even tell if Bea-
trice Kaufman is alive or dead.
If she is dead, she is buried under
another name. If she is alive she
apparently is lost to her parents
forever.
And who was that baby girl
whose dead body was buried as
that of Mollie Engleman? Where
is her mother, and what does she
think has happened to HER
child?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-03-04
nlstrlet 8.
WALT Mason
rhs EEK ,iss'aphs.
INAUGURATION

oh, woodrow. on this hateful day,
when Washington's in brave array,
and all tho patriots are there to see
You take the honored chair, we know
your resolutions strong TO help the
right and swat the wrong. We know
that you have hopes and dreams Of
better things, and rosy schemes
long may your hopeful dreams EN-
durc!-to curb the rich and help the
poor. and see that Justice never fails
to use the right weights or her scales.
We stay-athomes who couldn't run
10 Washington to see the fun, who
play the old breadwinning game, are
praying for you just the same: we're
hoping, as our chores We do, that
every dream OF yours comes true, that
all the gods may for you fight, and
bless your efrorts for tho right. The
shade OF Washington, no doubt, is at
your side or thereabout;4the shade Of
Lincoln by You stands with smiling
lips and blessing hands; tho shades Of
all the good and great who brought
the land tohigh estate. viii walk with
you this long day through, and hope
your dreams may all come true.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-03-04
STOMACH MISERY
lgs EIlIsHl !.
1ME IT, NO INDIGESTION GAS
OR soURHEss FIVE MINUTES
AFTER TAKING .PAPE's DIAPER
SIM

Ii what you i1st ate Is sourtng on
your stomach. or lies like lump OF
lead, refusing to digest or sou belch
gas and eruetate sour, undigested pod,
or have feeling of dizziness, heart
burn, fullness, nausea, bad taste in
mouth and stomach headache this is
Indigestion.
"A full case Of Pape's DIapepsin costs
only fifty cents and will thoronshiy
cure. your outof.order stomach, and
leave sufhcient abont the house n
case some one, else in the family may
suffer from stomach trouble or indI-
sestion.
Ask your pharmacist to show you
The formula plainly printed on these
fifty.cent cases, then you viii utidcr-
stand why dyspeptic trouble Of all
kinds must go, and why they usually
relieve sour, odtof-order stomaehs or
indigestion in Eve minutes. Diapep-
sin is harmless and tastes like candy,
though each dose contains power subj
cient to digest and prepare for assam.
lation into the blood all the food you
eat; besides. It makes you go to the
table with a healthy appetite; but
what will please you most is that You
will, feel that your stomach and intes-
tines are clean and fresh, and you will
rot need TO resort TO laaxtives or liver
pills for billousness or constipation.
This city willhave many Dlapepsln
cranks, as some people will call them.
hut you viii lie cranky about this
splendid stomach preparation, too, il
you ever try alittle for indigestion or
gastritis orany other stomach misery.
Get some now this minute, and for
ever rid yourself OF stomach trouble
and Observation-Disclosures.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-03-04
MOTHER! WATCH THE
j GHILDB[N'S BOWELS
If CROSS, FEvERIsH, SICK OR
TONGUE COATED GIVE
SYRUP OF FIGS"

Every mother Immediately realizes
after giving her child delicious Syrup
of Figs that this is the ideal laxative
and physia for the children. Nothing
else regulates the little ones stomach,
liver adm 30 feet of tender bowels so
promptly, besides they dearly love its
delightful fig taste.
If your child isn't feeling well; rest
ing nicely; eating regularly and acting
naturally tits sure sign that its little
insides need gentle, thorough cleans
ing at once.
When cross, irritable, teverish
stomach sour, breath bad or your little
one has stomach-ache, diaFrboea, sore
throat. full OF cold, tongue coated
give a teaspoonful ofrsyrnn of FIGS
and in a few hours all the foul, con-
situated. elogged up waste. uudigested
fool and sour bile will gently move or
and out o. rs little bowels without
nausea. gripping or weakness, and you
will surely have well, happy and
smiling child again shortly.
With Syrup of Figs you are not
dragging your children, being compos.
ed entirely Of luscious figs, SIENNA and
aromatics, It cannot be harmful.
Mothers should always keep syruT
of Figs handy. 1t is the Only stomach
liver and bowel cleanser and regulator
needed-a little given today will save
a sick child tomorrow.
Full directions for children Of all
ages and grown-ups plainly printed on
the package,
Ask your druggist for the full name,
syrup Of Figs and Elixir OF senna,'
prepared by the California Fig Syrup
Co. This is>the delicious tasting, gen.
uine old reliable. Refuse anything
else Observation-Disclosures
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1913-03-04
The Woman's Speciality Store Of Fairnont.
yop neyeTAcan tell Just how peopl
viii fake ,anythfrg like that."

DO you know, think there arc: h
great many people in The world like
this woman. They come right to the
brink OF kind acts, and then hang
back because OF some scruple or
other. They are afraid OF being mis-
understood; they are afraid OF being
unconventional: they arc afraid of be.
ing conspicuous; they are afraid Of
goodness knows what; and so they
hang back and the opportunity passes.
What woman struggling with n
heavy suit case has not sometimes
looked wlstrully at tho broad should
eredmen swinging pasther. and wish
ed that one of them would offer to-
carry the burden that to him would
be no burden at all?
We wero| speaking Of this matter,
and this is what an unQuestionabIY
kind-hearted man had 10 say: "Yes, I
often think I'd like to help some wo,
man when see her struggling along,
but I'm always afraid she'll think I'm
trying to pick up an acquaintance"
As IL any woman worth the name
would not accept such assistance prop.
erlyL II 1t were offered in the proper.