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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-06-13
RISE ON CANADIAN
(By Associated PrCSS.)

Amarillo, Texas. June 13.-Onc of the
greatest rises ever known i'll the Cana
dian river swept away the Ft. Worth
and Denver railroad bridge north ot
here this morning completely blocking
traffic.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-06-13
WILL FIGHT HUERTA
(By Associated Press. J

Eagle Pass. Texas, June Consti-
tutionalist headquarters today received
advices from Governor Castillo BritO,
Of Campcchc, which state that he has
taken the field against IIucrta with one
thousand men.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-06-13

as Il surprise to many who expected
that Judge Wells would ask Con
greSSman Garner to recommend Max
Dreycr for the position. The Herald
has for some time known, through
IFS Washington c2rreSpondcnt, that
Mr. Dreyer WAS not Mr. Wells choice
We therefore Instructed the CORES
pondcnt to find out who Mr.. Garner
would rec mmend with the above re
suit.
The appointment however has not
been made. and, perhaps, President
Wilson will not recommend for sew
eral days yet.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-06-13
NEGRO LYNCHED
Especial To the HCrald. \

AnadarkO, Okla. June Bcnnie
Simmons 4 negro charged with the muir
der % Susie Il. Church. aged sixteen. at
Cogar was lynched by Il mob early to-
DAY.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-06-13
ONLY FOUR KILLED
(Ru ASSOcintcd PrcSS.l

Washington, June Fragmcntary
reports of the battle between Americans
and Moros received at the War Depart
mcnt today say four Americans were
killed.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1913-06-13
GARNER RECOMMENDS.
LAURENCE RATES
Especial to The Herald. J

Washington ID. e.. June 13.-COn~
gressman Garner has recommended
Laurence Bates for postmaster at
Brownsville
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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
TIE ErEnNAL rI.NnNME.


Ines MilholIana was "just a Tirl"
after all
Aiiss Miiholland proves that ihe fe-
alaie Of the species IL not changed
IN nature by manly tFainins she
raay ride astride, stvdy law. be nd-
mitfed 10 the bar. lead strih -. 1gu,c
a. an asitaaor fo- the ex,sssion u
an masculine rights iniies qac Priv
i'eses 10 her sex. and remai- 40 70.
mantle az the Riri with 30 other
Thought than that inspired By e0-cent
literature and the 30-cent matinee.
Ines Milhoiland. pride 90 the do
nestle sunrasists and honored By the
foreign miiitants. fen In love 81 first
sight, few away with her adored and
was welded in q manner that
amounted 10 eiopenent. This strong
minded young woman entscsl natTi-
mony IN the style 81 when school
girls dream.
Wherefore. we may conclude that
women are an alike and unchSngo-
able, They viii continue the same
despite new conditions and even gncir
own efforts 20 make SOMETHING else
and other OF themselves
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

uf education. a have schools, In
80 OF THESE u civilian head teacher Dr.
in charge. Although there are %
evening schools, ~ day schools and
correspondence srhuois Roth acn-
denic ana trade subjects are taught
In arguing for schools in prisons.
Dr a. q. Hill. nf the New YORK state
education department who has pre-
pared bulletin on the subject for
the United states bureau OF cducn-
ton. points out that there Ave three
ways ~ handling man whom tho
courts have pronounced unit Co. RE-
main IN society "First, he may nc
put 10 death az once. second he may
be slowly killed in destructive en-.
vironment third. be NAV be- placed
Ia "a favorable environment ana re.
stored 10 normal health. II possible
Prison schools represent an nt-
tempt 90 apply the last ~ these
methods. according toe Or. Hill
! "Schouis leo prisons uro the express
sions OF the highest conception set
formed of the proper way to deal
with men amid women scErcEnt eti
from society for violating lts laws.
I DC SAYS "fhey are au OuteruNth oi
the belief that the door ~ hope must
never be- closed Go any human utlng.
/ They stand for opportunity They
/ arc humanity oner uf help Go over
come tho inertia and despair that
settle down upon man disgrarcd
and deprived of his hbefts."
Prison libraries form an imporionl
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
gDlpEs c0LD AIR no
HOUSE FROM WELL



Muskokfe. OKLA. July so.--Onc N
the most remarkable wells IN Okla
homa Is owned W. 3, q Alcspadden al
ThhleQuah. Okla This wen not only
furnishes an abundance OF pure wall
er. almost ice cold ~ The summer
time. bus n offorde afuplg OF Chill-
"a air. which D. utilised Tor q cooling
plant that keeps tho McNpaddeu
home cooler on the HOTTEST day than
ans summer resort Within thousand
mlles
lisa freak weIl all around. When
the we'll was sunk h WAS fuf a cisteru.
when about liity feet deep the bot
tom broke through, revfuIing sort
II cavern. In which, there aaa q tre-
mendous flow 0l tee cold water APP
parently this n an iuexhousilble sup
Dis, FOR the well Was stink years ago
ind the water has remained ~ the
same level ever since.
one may open Ne cover 81 this we'll
and his hat will be lifted from his
head 81 y rush 81 air from the well
that feels like an Icy blast. Where
the wster or the cold AFT coInBe from
Il a puaale no one has answered. Un-
like most underground streams. TINS
one changes temperature ~ the win
Ter. ceftlng much colder while the
water stands forty-tiye feet below the
surface 81 the ground. yet In winter
Tee five inches thick has been known
20 form w the we'll.
Tnklng advantage 81 the freak
welrs supply 0f cold air. Mr.. Mc-
spndden sealed the top n the well
with q concrete cap and placed pipes
/ In ii. Through one 81 these ne
draws his water supply. Through the
others he draws supply of cold ait
thai Is pipea Through every room OF
his sIx-room cottage. These pipes
reduce the temperature many de-
ereea even on the hottest days. and
when the weaiher n moderately cool
the house can b. mace "a colo az 20
be- uncomfortable.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
BUILD IS
n MILE ROAD IN A DAY
Iowa Also Has splendid I 'osssstate
Highway Constructed y Weeh
sunrise aud sunset.

Kansas city. Mo-. July a0.--The
doubtful boys 81 the "i-d0nt-know"
class can hno convenient ready made
examples 81 popular road work u
they VIII look about There are
enough Of them close At hand % show
that general i-day or 2-day road
working IL a SUCCESS.
Iowa has one Of those i-day roads
entirely across the state. from Coun-
eli Bluffs through Des Moines 10 Dav-
export It's good road too. motor
Iats declare. and much better than the
piece OF highway that preceded u.
There's another i-day road down
In Kansas, between Independence and
Coffeyville. They built u In a day,
November IS, 1910.
Between suns volunteers from In
dependence and coifeyvilie. judges
lawyers. merchants. CLERKS. doctors.
farmers. men, women end children
converted a rough. hilW road between
the two towna into eighteen miles OF
creditabIe thoEoughfare. They cut
down hills. allied ppi hollows. built
small bridges and laid culvert pipe
for drains.
Both towns closed business and de-
clared the road making day holiday
All the road maklng machinery in the
county was collected on that road
RThe two towns lent all their street
machinery.
Governor Majors proclamation set
ting aside August 90 and 81 for good
roads work all over Missouri. is sim
piy more comprehensive. a greater
and better scheme than the lowans
and Knnsans 50 successfully carried
out n IS asking every man, woman
ana child 20 give himself and the
state something u means the I'M
proving of every road IN the Whole
state.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
RAHwAS BUSINESS son NAY.

During Nay the railways Of the
Tinted 3iafes received Tor their serv-
fees ~ the public on average Of
ss.gso.oob day; il cost to run their
trains and for other expenses OF OPP
Grafton sSsa0.o0o day. their taxes
were fsfi.boo day. their operating
Income ss.e7z.a2z day fur the
a2o.spy miles Of line reporting. or az
m rate 81 $3.50 for each mile q line
Tor oach day Thus for every six dol
larn 81 their earnines which remained
npailablo Tor renlan interest on
honds. appropriation for BETTER
nsn,a improvements ana new con-
niruetlon. ana Tor dividends, the rail-
nnys had 40 pay MORE than one DOL
'ar ~ iaNeH
An 81 lhese aomunip afe nbeiHn-
tlaiIy nrsaies than the similar TO
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
PI XII ES
foy Winter Use
BY Jean Hubbs


peck green tomatoes
onions
cup aet.
y uunce cloves.
y ounce aliapice berries ana pep
PERFORMS
V cup OF brown mustard seed.
pound 81 brown sugar.
green peppers, chopped tine.
Vinegar 10 cover.
Slice the tomatoes and onions very
Thin. put them IN a stone Jar IN al
icrnate layers. HpFinkiinE ruch layer
with salt. Cover ana let stand over
night m the morning. drain thor
oushly, put III "a preserving kettle and
add remaininF ingredients, Cover
with vinegar and heat gradually 20
the boiling point Let simmer for
an hour ana a hnlf. then store IN q
stnne Jar.
Picked Fleets.
AZ medium size beess.
! quart of vinegar.
2 tablespoons grated horseraaish.
teaspoon ginger.
1 teaspoon whole mace.
Boil The Beets. remove the HkinH
and pack In jars, Heat the vinegar
ana spices In granite kettle Re-
move from the stove. strain ana add
the hOraeradish. Pour over the Oeeis
while boiling hot. Seal az once.
Mixed Pickle.
q caulifiower heads
ne small onions.
q cucumbera.
] green peppers
tablespoons of nasturtium seed.
pints Of cider vinegar.
3 tablespoons Of sugar.
? teaspoons of salt.
3 tablespoons of mustard
! . tablespoons OF mixed spices.
Scald the cauliflower until tender.
( Peel the cucumbers. chop all the
vegetables and the nasturtum seed
Drain thoroughly and pack ia wide
mouthed Jars. Put the sugar, spice
and seasoning into the vinegar and
boil for ten miautes. Pour into the
jars aud seal al onre. Care should
be- taken 10 have the jars well flled
30 that no air space remains nt ih'
top. Otherwise the pickle viii mol
keep.
PickIcd string Beans
quarts young. tender striug beans
y cup salt.
] quart vinegar.
peppers.
tablespoon celery seed.
pearl onions.
I tablespoon white mustard seed.
Prepare the beans % for boiling
and place In an earthenwRro disn
I'm layers, sprinklinr rctwesn ooch
layer Let stand twenty -folr h"urs
then drain. rinse in cold water and
drain again. Pack in two-quart frui
Jars. adding the seeds and peppers
Scald the vinegar and onions ant
pour over the beans in the lars hil'
ing them to overflow. Seal az once
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
COLLARS AND SHIFTS.

Helen hinder Of Cincinnati. while
attempting 10 alighs from street
car. fell heavily "a the pavement she
was carried 70 the Office OF physl-
clan and il WAS found that she had
suffered serious internal injuries.
on, these women Their STYLES and
fashions are both ridiculous and dan.
eerous. Why should q girl imperil
her life just 20 be Ia modeg But
Harry d. wInsert Of Pittsburgh
called az the office Of friend TO
consult him about The purchase Of an
automobile. The friend was not in
and Harry sat down 70 walt. he was
overcome BY heat A high and stiff
collar which ne wore htranEied him
20 death. a. an autopsy disclosed.
The Earb 81 the female b. not 80
deadly as that OF the male.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
IN OTHER sANCTUMs

Knoxville Journal and Tribune
When the seattle anarchists tote
the red flag hereafter they Will PROB
ably say. Tell u not 10 the marines.
washington star. No real admirer
of art will hold anything against
climate that mikes possible the ap-
pearance OF At. J Hamilton Lewis
In an nttire OF cream colored serge
and white SILK. The congressman
Record should be- illustrated.
New Orleans Times Democrat No
one, il IL hoped. Will bee unkinn
enough % suppose that secretary
Bryan has pat forward his new Nic-
nraRuan project merely "a 'ch"hke
the subject
Nashville Banner The consensus
Of press opinion appears To- that an
the liars except Mulhali are reac-
tionaries.
Houston Post. The two widows oi
a Chicago blgamiet have decided !"
live together ana Keep his memory
green That sort Of peace ~ strongly
But, OF course they have nothing ="
fight over now
ST. Louis Post Dispatch We fin"
Il easier % sympathize with the Iurh,
now that we know what he mas hhn
20 deal with In southeastern Europe.
New York sun: I cannot expect 70
be a bread winner when the 'innrmi-
ties 81 age overlake me The secfe-
tary OF state
The inhrmltles ~ age will need SUI
perior sprinting powers " they are 10
0vertake such q trained ana seasoneo
runner a. Colonel bryan.
Philadelphia Ledger. II seems that
Paris reloicos In Il fad for green
hair" And New York for green
horns
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31


amer AZ existence 81 elshly.nge
vekn AZ Americas npsi famous pile
Ior int Incarceration % criminals.
Sing Hlna h ,hfsaisnot with demoli.
Won. me Ola iasi does not conform
with pfpstnt ideas rneardina me cafe
'pt prlsonere. Il has been character
iaed bs lnttrilNalora - f|llhy and
silshslai ard g q saia ~ henae
myriais ef vcfmin - eaeh mani
4he worst feasprr Of sing sing :.
~ 'ock ~ proper panitpiion Ths
so'id stone wallis will not pefnlt Of
tht .ndialiailon Is up.to-daie plumb.
ine. So ~ entirety new structure will
~ feqnlrea IN addition the jaii q
badly overcrowded. Men nnder the
sentence Of death ere compelled q
listen 10 ne wlld ravinss Of Insane
Inmates The cells are damp ana un.
heahhy Some Of me prison work.
shapH. II f. declared. vould be con
Gemnet hy any board o. health. Men
ean keep Themselves clean only with
dlfhennv. and there is no inetntsee %
~stk sen 81 70 pian rer iife ~ a..
eencs when ihe day Of liberation shall
STRIVE.
often reformers ooerfeaoh them.
selves. A Jan should not be made
~ pheasant apa comfortabie that 4
becomes aesirapie ~ a place 81 resi-
dence. society has not the right,
however. % herd humans together
under condiilons which breed diseass
and chlurpform conscience.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
state .ss Ohio. CIT, of Toledo,


Lucas COunty--ss.
FL. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. o.
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that
ne Is senior partner OF the firm Of r.
j. Cheney a. Co. doing business In
the City Of Toledo County and state
aforesaid. and that said firm Will pay
the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case OF
Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use OF HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
sworn 90 before me and sub
scribed In my presence. this 9th day
OF December, a. y. 1855.
(seaD a. W GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken in
ternaily and acts directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces Of the sys-
tenn. Send for testimonials. free
Take Hairs Family Pills for con-
stipation.
sold by eli Druggists. 75c.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

a N&FNR RAuICAN pNn0NAlE
4ae a mass ended aaG
aaais easssnnsnt aaM A. ee,ahilnh-
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GfosItm
elsl ptesiaenf niin.n reas nsts
ib ~ iAcfsns ~ war ~ Muxioe no.
isisan3 shem s..ai sAs rniisa SKATES
Nn nol sfn,n kInsnuiion Of the
tlnioIs aw rnrnuetrns inai 70.
rblte hha tnnl tiil4iss nnal cease
r rsre Ha4s &n1niA flRhIins
tonllnae a4.a formIEnbls SCALE occa-
sat.an 10 49, raelsssttnn of order
.n.sIt f. sremn,tt. anes treua
49,. .,.. -. - 4,
$500 w ~
~ s-,
1890. ~ " ."'''' sAr'
r'''e ~
49,
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w ~ :"
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''.,- $3.50 ~
wv. n $3.50 .s-,.
1890 ~ w !, ...
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$500
W IN .''.1 f - ,..-.,,, ~ u
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49, ~.
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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

educational factor, and special atten-
ton is given ip Them Id thr bureaus
bulletin. DR. iil notes That there
"a usually plenty OF books. bat That
the quality of the reading matter ~
seldom satisfactory. lie cites the
opinion of ". a. Hart. of the Russell
SAFE Foundation, TINT mot one pris-
ON iu ten has suitable selection ~
books. Most OF them IRE composed
OF ons-third unrcadahir books and
une-third trash
In his conclusion Or. Hill urges
that better methods and mreater -
nnency ln character buliding are
needed ais along the line. hack 10 the
sphonl and the Rome tie believes
that public effort should be- direct
ed more fully to providing the right
! kind uf education for The thouHindH
~ neglected children whose environ
ment IL such as to make the deyei, 2.
ment of had ana dangerous charac-
! tera almost inevitable. The hopeful
sign of the times is an aroused pub
De sentiment that W. demnn dinR a full
knowledge ~ the facts and vigorurs
use of the best means OF checking
moral degeneracy at iis source.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
NEAR DEATH -''-
BY SM0THERINC
Bat Husband, With Aid Of Cardui,
Effects Her DeIiverance.

Draper, N C.-Mrs. Helen Dalton, Oi
lhls place, says: q" suffered iOr years,
with pains In my LETT side, and would
often almost smother 10 death.
Medicines patched me up for awhile
but then ! would get worse again. Final
", my husband decided he wanted me TO
l9y CarduI, the wcman's tonic, so he
bought me a bottle and began using II.
II did me more good than all the medi-
cines had taken.
have induced many Of my friends 10
Try CaFdu, and they al say they have
been benefited by is use, There never
has been, and never will be, a medicine
10 compare with Cardui. believe Il Is
a good medicine for all womanly irou-
bles."
For over 50 years, cardui has been re-
llevinQ wOman's Suiiefings aud building
weak women up 10 health and Strength.
II you are a woman, give Il ialf trial,
Il should surely help you, as 4 has q
million others.
Get bottle Of cardui to-day.
HSns q, Chattanooga Medicine Co. Ladies
Advisory peuu Chattanooga, Tenn, iof Afefsf
iaaralflsHs o. your cete and eApage book, HONS
TfsalRsni ioI Wemen." " plain Wieppef' nc lae
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

The state press "a usual IL rnliying
nobiy 10 the nupport ~ the state fair
and 81 H. believed thls cooperation
win b. warmer and more eaective
this year than ever before. The sll-
yer City Independent says:
-The state mir which Will be held
"a Albuquerque this fall win far sur
paaa the previous expeditions OF this
kind. For the FIRST time state assist
nnce has been rendered IN the ma
ture % ave thousand dollar appro-
pFiation passed BY the last Iegssla-
ture. Grant coanty should be repre-
scented By a nne exhibit Al this fair
We can easily make magniflcea,
showing IN the WAY ~ a mineral d's-
play nna can also have a frst-class
Agricultural and horticultural exhibit
The independent suggests that the
Silver city chamber cf corhmefte
take this matter in hand a once. rs
there - nothing like making an early
start. Certainly Grant county mus,
not be behind In the matter Of dts
playing is resources at the coming
exposition
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

Last year the corn crop of the
United States reached 2.s7i.o0e, 900
bushels. The three-billion mark II
tantaliungly near and the boys corn
clubs viii see that Il doesn't get away
again.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

wnlle--Paw. what l. a captain %
finance?
Paw-Any solorled man who can
live within his Income. ms son Gin
cinnati Enquirer.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

fNervhody's friend rtr Thomas
Eclectic on the great household
l-medy Tor touthache, earache, sore
throat cuts. bruises, scalds. Sold an
Jan drug stores 25c ana soc
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

speaking of those campaign
funds"
Let us not do So" replied enc man
who had subscribed There u no
Use of looking last wears band wagon
IN the taxlmeter" Washington star
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

According 20 statistics. one w0aon
IN q thousand can open q telegram
with a. litgle emotion AZ she displays
10 opening a can Of corn.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

Many his come from impure blood.
Cant have pure blood with faulty d.
sestion. lasy liver and sluggish how
els. Burdock Blood Bitters ~ recon.
monded for strengthening stomach
bowels and liver and purifying the
blood.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
PRISON SCHOOLS.
, ANA4aNAeAAAN~

That even prison NE Is Welding TO
modern humanitarian Impulses is in-
Dictated IN the number 81 prisons That
are maintaining achuuls for the hcne-
nt of prisoners out OF % prisons
IN the United states ana Canada re-
porting to the United states bureau
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
Folding Hcadgcar.

These collapsihle opera hats are a
great convenience,
"SO?"
yes: YOU have no Idea how much
room they save In a fiat" Louisville
Courier Journal
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31
JABS PI.rus


~ THE wan wasn't deanisely
ended az the 0eltysburg reunion,
there ought % oe nothing isft 10 naht
after me Grand Army feunen a.
Chickamauga ~ september
49,
wHy GET ExciTEn- =. ".
almost Within whoorire dislence o.
the Mexican BORDER
--.rk--.
WEtIs fher1 wouli Be no kick Il
AR brtan wers eimnlp a. Rreat o sue
cess ne secretary % state az on the
TEXTURE platform.
%
TIRE Fig1psN0s are nov being in
liiated into the mysteries Of the use
~ SOAP ana water IN this as M some
ether things there j. ample room for
missionary work at home
&C.
BY RIGHTS tins government ought
to attach Mr. pryan's chautauqua
wevenue.
Co.
DON'T EE 4 MILLIONAIRE "a
ISN'T worth A. when you think % tho
years Of grief you experience IN try
ina % slve your money away.
Taxi Taxes.
He took little anto ride
one nisht when he went out 10 dine,
And when he settled FOR that ride
lie couldn't even buy a shine.
birmingham AGE Herald.
He took a little auto ride,
While going out for sport one day
And when before the Judge he went.
He didn't have the price TO pay.
--Besaemer Bard.
He took . little ioyous-ride
And fell asleep in the tOnneau;--
The meter saw az he nW0ke;-
Behind the hearse his
Friends Walk slow.
IL
AiOdesty.
A stylish girl
rs Daisy Blue.
From little hat
TO dainty shoe,
And while her skirt
Is Slit. we note,
II merely shows
Her petticQet.
--Birmingham Age Herald.
%
JACK JOHNSON IL reported "a
have said that he didn't get Justice IN
America. He left Just little too
soon.
us FOR THE suggestion that. az
the commoKer II TO be ISSUED month
". the Cong. Record he made an an
nuai.
MANY A MAN. like Menen. has
possibilities" One Of the most dis
quietlng h -the possibility Of havlng
your salary stopped.
o.
UP IN BOULDER. Colorado. the
town marshal has found a more
peaceful way out He has notified all
wcarers Of diaphanous gowns 10 walk
on the shady side Of the street. II Is
reported a number Of enthusiastic
mashers have begun cutting down al
the trees.
WE NEVER wish 10
SIT too near
A man who eats
Corn on the ear
And makes a noise
Which soundeth kinder
Like that made
BY a meat-grinder.
D.
a. 4. -
Chairo
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-07-31

Philadelphia Ledger: II seems that
paris reioicos In Il fad for green
hair" And New York for green
horna