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Notice to Teachers.

Official notice is hereby given that the Board
of School Trustees, city OF Bay ST. Louis, Miss,
will receive and consider applications for the
following named positions in the public schools,
city OF Bay st. Louis:
One princ1pal-City superintendent and seven
"a assistants for the white central school; and
one sub principal and one assistant teacher for
the new white school ia Ward 4; and prin-
cipal and three (31 assistant teachers in the col
ored school All to teach from month TO month /,
no longer than the scholastic term OF 19l3-l9l4,
and no application to be filed later than MON
DAY, JUNE 2, 1918, at 100 O'Clock p. m. The
Board reserves the right TO rej9ct any and all
applications
It was further moved and seconded by mem
Der of Board OF Trustees that In considering, in
future illness OF applicants for positions in pub
lie schools precedence viii be given to those
having had benefit OF normal training.
Without further notice. JNO. OSOINACH,
Bay st. Louis Miss, May 3, 1918. Sec'y.
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New Ordinance No. 46
New Series.

AN ORDINANCE REGULATING THE RUN
+ MING OF AUTOMOBILES, MOTORCYCLES, ,
AND OTHER VEHICLES DRIVEN BY ma
CHINERY WITHIN THE CITY OF BAY ST.
LOUIS.
Be it ordained by the Board OF MAYOR and
Aldermen of the City of Bay ST. Louis, That It
shall be unlawful for any person under the age
of Is years to operate, drive, run, guide or steer
any automobile motorcycle, or other Yeh1cle or
conveyance of any description driven by maehi-
merry, within the Incorporated limits of the City
of Bay ST. Louis; and any person undec the age
of IL years, who shall within the Incorporated
limits OF the City Of Bay st. Louis, operate
drive, run, gnide, or steer any automoDlIe, mo-
torcycle, or other vehicle or conveyance driven
by machinery, and any person owning or having
possession Of an automobile, motorcycle or
other vehicle or conveyance driven by machl-
merry, who shall kno ingly and wilfuily permit
such automobile, motorcycle or other Vehlcle
or conveyance driven by machinery to be oper-
ated, driven, run, guided or steered WITHIN
the Incorporated limits OF the City or Bay ST.
Louis by any person under the age OF Is years,
snail, upon conviction, be fined not more than
$50, or Imprisoned in the City Jail not more than
so Jays, or BOTH in the discretion OF the trial
court.
Be it further ordained, that this ordinance be
in force and take effect from and alter It's publ
catl.lii, IS required by law.
Approved ia open board this, the 9TH, day OF
April, A. D. 1918.
Attest: r. w. TOULME, Mayor.
R. F. O'BRIEN Secretary.
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Notice of Trustees Sale

BY virtue of the authority vested in me as
Trustee in that certain deed Of trust executed
by Elmira Ladner to secure and pay the Joint
note TO Bertrand CueYas and Rosare Moran TOR
four hundred and eight and 60-lU0 dollars, which
note is dated at Bay st. Louis, Mississippi, Aug.
the lst, 1903, ana due and payable six months
after date to the order OF the said CuevaS and
Moran, and bearing interest at the rate OF six
per cent 10 pct) per annun, ana 20 secure the
payment or the SAID nUte, the said Ellnffa Lat
nsr On said date executed the said deed Of trust
on the following described land, to me as trustee
therein, to- Wit: SELL OF the NEE4 and the
NEl-4 OF the SEl-4 OF Section thlrty-fVe (55l,
township I'VE (3l, south OF Range TodrIeen (l4
west in Hancock County, Mississippi. Inc said
note as to the said Rosare Moran, who loaned
the said Ilmira Ladner S2J4.30, being one-halE or
sad sum, at said time, and Tor WnIcn the said
note was so executed, as aforesaid, and the said
sum being past due and unpaid, ana at tne re-
quest OF Inc said hosare Moran, the owner or
said portion OF said note, /, AnaToIe Moran,
viii, on Monday, the second day OF June. 1915,
before the County Court House OF the SAID HAN
COCK County, Mississippi, at BAY ot. Louis, Win
in legal nouIS and at the front door OF SAID
Court House. offer Tor sale ana viii sell the said
described land TO the highest and best nIdder,
for cash, to pay and satisfy said Indebtedness.
ANATOLE MORAN, Trustee.
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Cor The Sea Coast Echo.)
HIM TANT TALK.

I been tying all de mornie,
To make my Wover talk;
But him look at me so funnie,
An turn awoun' an bark.
hol' him by him's collar,
An I talk wife in him's face;
But him onie ky an holler
Doan you fink dat him's case?
One day him bit my dolly,
An him chew up all her hair,
Den tore her dess to pieces,
Dess like him didn't care.
Wen / tum wid a big tick,
Him wun un'neat de bed;
If him hadn't been SO quick,
I'd knock him on him,s head.
. doan know wen I was so mad,
] kied till my face was boo;
Den Wover him got TORY,
For him start to kying too.
Den him tum fom neat de bed,
Ware him's hidin' in de dark,
An him lick me on de hand
Cause you know him toodn't talk
Mama says ! rnusn't bit him,
Cause him onie mean to play;
An if be mean to Wover,
Dod might take him far away.
Course him's onie ies doggie,
Wat wuns awoun' an bark;
But wen him goes to doggie heaven.
Den / bet him's goin' to talk.
HARRy STUART SAucgER
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Department OF the Interior,
u. s. Land ONCE at Jackson, Miss,
AnriJ oe Ilf2

Notice is hereby given that Henry Cole, OF
Catahoula Miss, who on December 4, 1897 made
Homestead Entry No. 42i99, Serial No. 032S5, for
the nwf-4 OF the nef-4, and the nel.4 of the Iwl4
Section 81, Township 6, south OF Range Ia west.
ST stephens Meridian, has filed notice of inten-
ton 10 make flve-year proof, to establish claim
TO the land above described, before the Clerk
of the Chancery Court OF Hancock County, at
Bay ST. Louis Miss, on the 18th day OF June, 1913.
Claimant names as witnesses: Asberry Dar-
den, Charles Witherspoon, Henry Hode, London
Smith-all Of Catahoula, Mississippi.
j JAY WHITE, Register.
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clIANeERY SUMMONS.

No. 1727. The State Of Mississippi
TcDr, j. ID. Cnason, Mrs. Eta Powell BEinsoa
w. w. Powell, Mrs Walker Powell op9aee
Mrs. LeEha Powell scott, Mrs. 4. j.. Ion-
Mrs T. IL. Palmer. 3. b. Powsjl
Powell, Davis Powell aud : d. s,hasaT =
Adur.
You ara commanded to appear before the
Chancery Court OF the County or Hancock, in
said State, on the third Monday OF May, A. ID.
1913, to defend the suiT in said IoarC OF tstelle
you are defendants
This 18th day OF March. A. .. 1913.
tSeail A. a. kE1RG01IEN, Clerk
BY j. L. SAUCER, ID. T.
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Ordinance No. 47--NeW
Series.

AN ORDINANCE REGULATING THE SPEED
OF MOTORCYCLES WITHIN THE CITY
OF BAY ST. LOUIS.
Be it ordained by the Board Of Mayor and
Aldermen or the City of Bay st. Louis, that it
shall be unlawful for any person 70 drive or run
a motorcycle within the Incorporated limits OF
the City Of Bay St Louis at greater rate OF
speed than 10 miles per hour; and any person
violating the PROVISIONS hereof snail, upon con-
yiction, be fined not more than $50 or imprls
oned in the City Jail not more than 30 days, or
botl in the discretion OF the trial court.
Be it further ordained, tnat this ordinance be
in force and take effect from and after its pub
lication, as required by law.
Approved in open board this, the 9th, day or
April, A. D. 1913.
R. f. O'BRIEN, Mayor.
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Notice for Publication.
Department OF the Interior,
u, S. Land once at jackson, ls1lss.

]
u. S. Land once at jackson, I1lss.
March II, 1918
Notice is hereby given thai Jonu B4pCl5te Lau-
ner OF e'anUoa, Miss, VINO, on DeCenoer Il, i5Jl
madts Homeseeau bntfy NO. 4zlI3, oerlaI No.
Ig5lj2 tor the . w Ia uL oeGGIon Is, township /,
SCUM OF Range II west, oC. oG6pneaS hlerIdIan,
mas uIed notlCe OF IaLeatIDn 70 make HVe-year
proof 10 esCaoliSn claim ~ TIC Iaad aoJVe de-
sorlptd. before the clefK OF tne cnaGcefy court
Of Hancock county, at Day ot. Luis, Mss, on
the 3uGn DAY ol AofIi, IJI5.
taalmauC names as witnesses: Casimir Gar
riga. rsaynono IIarrlga, Desire Ladner, CIozeHe
NIuIeL, all oL Featon, Miss
j. JAY WHITE, Register.
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Programme for Wednesday nights
entertainment benefit Christ Church:
Il. Piano and Violin Solo, Miss Ma
bel Brandao and Roland Rexach. 2.
Miss Alexander. 3. Shields Brothers.
4. Miss Alexander. 5. Violin Solo, Mr.
Carl Pinski. 6. Miss Alexander. i.
broadway U. S. A., (sketch), Shields
family. s. Miss Alexander, as Old I'm
Gle Jack.
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Notice for Publication.
Department OF the Interior,
u. S. Lana once at jackson, MISS,

u. S. Lana once at Jackson, MISS,
March -, lyI3
Notice is hereby given that joan T. Peterson,
of tenton, Miss, Wao, on June ~, l9UI, made
homestead tntFy NO. 4I9o3, serial NO. U3JJy Tor
Jae SELL OF the SELL o. section z, and the
N Eli OF the NEI-4 OF section ii, loWasnlp !,
souIa oI fange IA west, st. otepnens, MeTldian,
mas nIed notlce OF lnEeatlon 10 make lIVe--yeat
Droof 10 establish claim 10 the lanu aooye
serloed perore the clerk Cf the cAancery court
OF Hancock county, at BAY 81. Louis, MISS on
the 6Cn day OF May, 1915
Ssla1alanc names as Witnesses: Casimir Gar
riga, Alex Swanson, honlAn Ladn5f, EyaFlsCe
L.auaers all or t'enLon, Miss.
J.JAY WHITE, Register.
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CHANcERY SUMMONS.
The State Of Mississippi. No. 16

The State of Mississippi. No 1868.
To Jonth Nicaise and Leila Ncaise:-
You are commanded TO appear before the
Chancery Court OF the county OF Hancock, in
said state, on the 3rd Monday OF May, A. ID.
1913 to defend the suit in said court OF Mrs Mary
Fayre ct al, wherein you are defendants.
This 18th day OF February, A. ID 1913
GSeaI.l A. A. kERGOolEN, Chancery Clerk.
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1T office for Publication.
Department OF the Interior,
u. S. Land Oaice, at jackson, Miss.

OCkdI sIlOits Va VAC AtttItlol,
U. S. Land Oadce, at jackson, Aiiss.
April II, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Mack Moorman,
II kim MISS, VINO, va February ~, 1895, made
ggomes6ead entry No. 423ig, oetIal NO UJ5ol, Tor
lne N ~ Ia OF the 81 Ia, aud tne NE Ia OF the
sfiN l-4, section is, township south, Range IA
N est ST. stephens mer1dlan, mas AIeQ notice OF
IDS inteatIon 10 make nYe-yedr proof 10 eStaD-
llsn claim 10 the laud ABOVE aesccIDed before
me clerk OF the Cnancery Court OF Hancock
county at Bay St. Louis, Miss, on the 20Sa day
OF May, 1915.
CLAIMANT names as witnesses Wil Lewis,
Robert Wilson, vii oBltn. VIII Merrett, all OF
hlIn, Miss. J. JA1 WHILE, Register,
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cIIA,s. II. xsss.-l7la
THE ST1 4E OF MISSISSIPPI,

THE STNIE OF MIooIooIPFI.
To w. w. Carre Co., Ltd.
You are commanded to appear before the
Chancery Court of the County Of Hancock, in
said State, on the third Monday Of May, A. ID.
1913 to defend the suit in said court OF Eyaflste
Ladner and Sylphlna Ladner, wherein you are
a defendant
This 9Th day of March, A d. 1913.
TSea.l A. A. KERGOSIEN Clerk.
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State of Mississippi ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
County OF Hancock
This day personally appeared before me, the
Undersigned authority, John k EDWARDS, Geo.
H. Edwards, Edwin w Edwards, M. H. Ed
wards, Mrs. x. Edwards, incorporators OF the
incorporation known as the Edwards Lumber
Company who acknowledged that they signed
of incorpora ton as their act and deed, on this
Sth day of May, 1913. j. A. BREATH. j. F.,
5th District Hancock county, Mississippi.
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CHANCERY SUMMONS.
No. 172s. The State OF Mississippi.
To Mary 0nmini

You are commanded to appear before the
Chancery Court OF the County OF Hancock, In
sald state, on the third Monday OF May, A. D..
1915 10 defend tine suit Ia Said Court or Louis
Dumini, wherein you are defendant.
This 2Ita day OF March, A. ID. 1915.
fSeaIt 4. A. hERGG1SIEN, Clerk
BY J d; SAUCIEtS ID q
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cHANcERY sUMMoNs.-No. Iza2.
The state Of Mississippi.

You are commanded to appear before the
Chancery Court OF the county OF Hancock in
said state, on the third Monday OF May, A. D.
1913, TO defend the suit IN saIa court or Calvin
WnlcnArd.
Inls I7th day Of April, A. D.
seal A. A. AEkGOSIEN, Clerk.
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custom

A. L. Stokoe, the live and Wide-awake
proprietor of the local light plant t, con-
tracted this week with the Federal Sign
Company for an immense electric sign
reading "Light and Ice'', which will be
placed on the roof OF his plant, facing
the railroad depot, and which will prove
distinct acquisition to the comm ercial
side of Bay st. Louis. Mr.. Stokoe's
example is Que that, it is hoped, will be
more generally followed.
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CHARTER OF INCORPORATION OF
Ed u ards Lumber & Mfg. Co.


I Tie corporate title of said company IS Ed
wards lumber & Mfg Co.
2 Tie names os the incoTporatDrs are.
John EDWARDS, postsfflce- Bay IT Louis, Mss.
Geo. Edwards. postoface, Bay S1 Louis, Miss.
NJ. III. Edwards, postoface, Bay St. Louis Mics.
Mrs. x. kdwards, posto1ice Bay st. Louis Miss.
3 The domicile is at Bay St Louis, Miss.
4 Amount of capital stock Thirty Thousand
ESQ, .01l Dollars.
s The par value OF shares is One Hundred
$4,000 Dollars.
The period Of existence mot to exceed hfty
years. is fifty t50} year,
! The parpose for which 1t is created Is: Buy
ing, sellins ana manufacturing lumber; buying
and selling lands. owning and operating sail-
boats and tower boats; baying and selling build
ing materials buying and selling bricks; DONG .
general merchanffse business; doing all basi-
ness pertaining to the sawnill business.
The rights and powers that may pc exer-
cised by this Corporation are those conferred by
the provisions OF Chapter "A. Mississippi Code,
1906. Join K. EDWARDS,
MRS K. EDWARDS,
EDWIN w. EDWARDS.
GEO. n. EDWARDS,
M H EDWARDS.
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You Can Do It for 25c.

A few doses ORC guaranteed to cure Chills
and fever. Dead shot for colds and grip. Fine
tonic. No poisons. Acts on liver and bowels.
25c. Money back plan.
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MISS ALEXANDER
WILL APPEAR HERE

Next Wednesday Night at
Woodmen Hall, Assisted by
Local Talent, Benefit of
Christ Episcopal Church
Most Complimentary Press
Notice from Miss Alexan :
der's Home Newspaper, the
Jackson Daily News-Has
Appeared in Europe and re-
ceived by Royalty.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
Do You Know

There are about 81 pines native
to the United States, of which 20 are
Western species and 10 Eastern.
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Thrilling Story of a Modern Monte Cristo-

the actual body of the meteor in the
stout sack he obtained from O'Brien,
and then inclose all his valuables in a
tin trunk which he would purchase next
morning. Any ordinary trunk would
certainly be spacious enough. but its
phenomenal weight would unquestion-
ably evoke more comment than he de-
sired. and 1t would need two strong
men to lift II.
This portion of his plan needed to be
entirely remodeled. and he was now
more than ever thankful that the so
pounds, save one expended. reposed in
his pocket. With money all things, or
nearly all things. were possible.
Owing to the cramped space in which
the meteor lay it was no small task
to bring 1t to the surface in sections.
But he persevered. BY strenuous en-
deavor he accumulated an astonishing
pile Of iron ore studded with diamonds.
looking not unlike almonds in a brown
cake. and the guttering candle held low
down failed to reveal anything else
in the hole. There was a good deal Of
debris at the bottom, and the depth
was now over four feet. To reach to
It's full extent he was compelled to jam
his head and shoulders into the ex-
cavation and feel blindly with one hand.
SO he rightly concluded that final ex-
animation might be left until daylight.
By this time he was hot and COW
cred with dirt He stripped, washed
himself in front Of the fire, and changed
into his new clothes.
He did not possess a looking glass,
but he felt sure that he presented a
remarkably different appearance when
attired in a neat serge suit. a clean
shirt and reputable boots HIS first
] impulse was 10 throust his discarded
garments into the FIRE. hut sentiment
! prevailed and he folded them into
parcel
Then he eXtingulshed his candle and
went out. To his exceeding surprise
| he discovered that it was nearly 9
ociock-time had indeed flown.
The shops in the Mile End road open
early and close late. He entered a
restaurant where he was unknown
passing, as matter of policy, the cof-
fee stall OF his. kindly helper of those
/ former days now so remote in his
( crowded memories. After eating a
hearty meal, for which he was thor
| oughly prepared, he rendered a SOW
ereign in payment.
The proprietor barely glanced at him
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Copyright. 1904. by Edward J. Clods }
TO-DAY'S INSTALLMENT. .

There were hundreds OF tiny dia-
monds in that insignificant package.
and not few the size OF small peas
As a matter of fact. he discovered
subsequently that the net result of his
sweeping brought him in over a thou
sand pounds
Having examined every nook and
crevice Of the apartment by the aid OF
the candle, he satisfied himself that
naught remained which would Indicate
to the most curious eye any event out
of the common having occurred in that
humble dwelling.
II was typical of Philips implicit
faith that he did not unlock the back
door until his interior task was ended
lie knew that his meteor was un,
touched.
There was no wind without The
candle. feeble as its rays were, nlum-
mated the small yard sufficiently 10
reveal its debris of white stones and
darker Jumps Of metal Beginning at
the doorway he swept vigorously but
with minutest care. until be had formed
four good-sized piles on the fiagstones.
He could not afford to differentiate
between the debris of the damaged
pavement and the fragments of the
meteor. II was easy TO distinguish the
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THE KING OF DIAMONDS A

larger pieces Of broken glass from the
window inside the house-ln the yard
he had neither the time nor the light
to select the bits OF shattered stone.
All must go together. to be sorted with
leisured care subsequently,
He scrutinized the external window
sills. the door posts, the chinks of the
small coalhouse door at the further end
of the yard, even the rough surfaces OF
the walls, and removed every speck of
loose material. More newspaper was
requisitioned, but. after utilizing the
Irvine on his parcel of clothing. he ran
short of string
lie coolly went up the stairs, un-
fastened the rope with which he had
intended to hang himself and loosened
its stin strands Soon he had an abund
ance OF strong cord, and four bulky
packages were added to the first small
one.
They were heavy, too. Weighing sew
eraI pounds each. In placing them
side by side close to the wall beneath
the front window, he suddenly realized
an unforeseen difficulty.
| II these shreds OF matter-the mere
( husk, as II were. OF the meteor-were
| so ponderous, what would be the weight
OF the meteor itself? How could he
hope to lift 1t from the hole in which
1t lay-how convey Il from Johnson's
News to a new and safer habitation?
He might as well endeavor to move an
unwilling elephant.
The thought chilled him. For the
/ first time since his parting interview
| with Mr.. Abingdon Philip experienced
a dread OF failure. With something OF
, panic in his blood he snatched the can
die and ran hastily into the yard. He
melt and he'd the light low in the ex-
AVIATION. Then he cried aloud;
What Am l so ready 10 lose faith
MOTHER"
For the huge metallic mass-so bis
at 1t would not enter the bore of the
}rEest cannon known to modern gun
2ry-was split asunder in all directions
assures gaped widely as IL to mock
him. The rain and steam had done
cir work well. II was even possible
at he would not need the spade. but
you'd be able TO pick out each sepa-
ate chunk with his hand
Instantly he put the thought Into ex-
sutton, and succeeded In llftlna several
eees TO the yard level. He noted that
oey were goreed with the dull white
lebble, some being the sIxe Of pigeons
sges. He could not help comparing
hem In his minds eye with the collec-
on now lodged In lsaacstein's safe. 4
nose were worth fifty thousand pound.
aese must-be Of fabulous value.
Any other person In the wide worl,
lEht have been excused II he pinched
'mself. or winked furiously, or took
II the go'd-flled tobacco pouch for
areful inspection. 10 assure himself
at he was not dreaming. Not Sc
n'!ip The only dominant feeling In
is brain was one OF annoyance that he
could have doubted, for one single in
amt. that means would be given him To-
cure absolute and undisputed contro.
his treasure.
But there remained the problem ~
sglght. lis or ginal idea was to wrap
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
His Little Mistake.

A military man fell asleep in the
theater while the curtain raiser was
being played. and woke up when his
daughter nudged him and whispered:
"Charley's Aunt"
The colonel leaped to his feet and
cried:
BLESS me, so 1t is" and began 20
shake hands furiously with a demure
old lady who happened to be passing
along the aisle. How do YOU do.
madam? And how is Charley"
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BY LOUIS TRACY

ing from two pounds ten shillings to
three pounds fifteen shrlings, and always
bought second hand goods.
He had locked and strapped the fourth
Of his goodly array of travelling bags
when he fancied he heard footstep in
the news Such an occurrence would
have troubled him not a jot a month
ago Tonight it was extremely discon-
certing
Notwithstanding the weight of the
packed portmanteaux. especially the
larger one. he lifted each bodily in his
arms and ran with 1t into the tiny soul
lery.
On the front window there was nc
blind, only a small, much worn curtain
covering the lower panes. and he did not
want any stray loafer to gaze in at him
and discover large quantity of luggage
in such a disreputable hovel
To Be Continued Tomorrow.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
BEAUTIFUL HAIR MAKES
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

| p0K in your mirror, and look with
- out seeing those white hairs. In
stead, your. hair is soft and fun of color
ma beautiful luster. and your eyes
laughing pleasure. What a difference
The hair can make, The most beauti-
iul features would be ruined with coarse
straggly, gray hair and great masses
Of sort beautiful hair will make any
face beautiful
II You have dardruff, you try to cure
II Then u your hair is fading and
,oslhg rs vitality. why not stop It?
Hohinnare Hair Dye is a pure re-
Stora We tonic preparation made in our
own laboratory. and We guarantee that
II cannot !niure either scalp or hGeg
IL Is for faueO OF gray hair wi >
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-10
Up-to-Date Jokes

A political leader in a small town
was abusing bitterly trusts and mo-
nopolies, on the ground that all of
them robbed the public.
Are we to take this lying down ?''
he shouted, excitedly, at the end of
his hottest sentence.
Whereupon a little man rose up at
the back OF the hall and remarked, In
tones of convictions
It's unnecessary, the reporters will
do that part of It,"
A sweet little creature sat at r.
cital OF Chopin's music. During the
March Funebre" her attention was
fixed as if the music had enchanted
her soul. When the pianist had flu
ished, the gentleman who was with
this sweet creature turned and said:
How beautiful"
To which she replied;
Yes, indeed doesn't II At her eX-
quisitely in the back? How much DO
you suppose ii cost a yard?"
A train slowed up at busy country
station and a man was seen to put his
head eXcitedly out of the window
There's a woman in her tainted! !"
he cried Has anyone got any bran
dy or whisky? Quick"
Someone in the crowd on the plat
form hSnded him bottle. He uu-
corked it frantically. put it to his
lips, and took a noble pull
All he sighed, that's better. II
always did upset me TO see a woman
faint"