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II our departed friends were of abest
our own age and Of rugged health, ~.
Ing suddenly or after brief illnesses, We
sigh to think that they should not have
had q longer tenancy of their places IN Q
bright and engaging world. But the
thought Of our vanishing 20 suddenly a.
they 10 unimasinable. or u II 10 imag-
Unable ws push It into the remote back.
ground OF the mind.
Hard luck for them. poor chaps! Blu.
nothing IKE that can or will happen to
Us. We are going right ahead and
round out our days. BY the way, we
must write thaH hurry-up letter about
that delayed shipment And 90 va
plunge back into the swim of our af.
fairs. And Immediately the thought Of
death 10 banished-whieh 10 precisely q
Il should be.
Does our mental attitude toward liSl
and death have any bearing upon ouI
length Of years? This question can bl
answered variously. Twenty years aSr
l knew. In Maryland. . rugged old pine.
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WORKING GIRLS AND TARIFF TAXES.

TAR SIMON \. PATTEN his title and his He lives
in Philadelphia and is professor of political economy at the
- University Of Pennsylvania. He proeconist He has
reading Investigations the social evil and Of the alleged e
tions girls her virtue he has also been reading Of
tariff reductions Washington In his Pnacian sleep he gets
Tribune, TO
"When the tariff reduced the low waged workmen lose not
their employer And of those low waged the workng girl will
bs the sufferer Thousands Of girls pressed to the
edge Of moral enduance the least push will them the street
Who will take the responsibility for ths!'
Who indeed:
tariff high protection everything the working girl
shoes everything she eats frcm
morning night. II the material used in the factory
puts monopoly control the machinery that
doss the work. Who will take the responsibility for that?
BY Of these eortons the high tariff puts virtual pre-
num hoddy clothing aduerated food II makes market
overtaxng honesty Who will take the responsibility
for that?
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Is the Century Mark Your Coal? .sEE.ss, sz q.

would make me think shout death and
the dead. and ] am too young to reflect
upon such disquieting matters. But some
day shall 90 to Egypt-perhaps twenty
years from now"
1 saw this old lady last week. She re-
mains alert and keen-minjed and pleas
ure-loving at ninety-five. She says now
that she never 10 going to Egypt. De-
spite mortality figures. l consider that
II would be an excellent even money
wager that she will round out her hun.
dred years.
The farmer looked for death at any
time. and the old lady never would en-.
tertain the thought of It. Both are stall
alive and quite comfortable So no pos.
sibls conclusion 10 to Do drawn ~ Il
Just how their respective mental -atti.
tudes toward the matter Of death have
affected them through the years.
OF the two. however. there isn't thu
least doubt that the old lady has hat
The more fun.
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How to Add 10 Years to Your Life
by J. A. Hixsk NJ D.

ns %. The New York Evening World.
of soup with q buttered roll or two. ~
with some fruit traw or cooked). -
sons iikht pudding. will bs sufscient -
the average Rrown-up indoor wA.AS
who expends very little mu.cuIas
energy during his DAYS work.
Meat or egg sandwiches mads -
wholesome fresh materials, and 49,
q ,or,h,u..,. -. -,
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knot Of q GARNER seventy-dvs years old.
HIS testh were bad. His daughters urgej
him to have them attended to by .
dentist. He refused
''wouldn't II b foolishness." he said
to them. "for me TO have my old snass
fixed when Tn getting ready to dis?"
He wasn't gloomy about Il. but he hs-
ured that his race was about run. A
month ago I saw this old farmer again.
Although he now has no teeth at all I
saw him put away hired mans break
fast Of sausage and buclcwheat cakes.
At ninety-nve he easily looks good for
. hundred.
Twenty years ago. also. I saw . lady
ssvsnty-dvs ysars old or on her annual
trip to Europe. she was . very alert
and keen -m1adsd and pleasure.lovins
old lady. Her idea smphaticaify waa
that she would live 10 b . hundred a'
| least.
rI've never been TO Egypt" she SAID
10 me on this day. II stay away from
there purposely. know that Egyp'
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money from the wealthy should be d.
verted In part, think. from higher
institutions 10 the humber bur often
more Important work Of giving an ele-
meniafy education Of . practical kind
to the neglected dependents.
Albany, ~. Y. A. +. IL.
10 This ths Asswess
n the Eshtor Of The Evsnins World;
The cubists' pictures must have been
pussle TO Others besides me. ! think
these pictures are to art what \ sym
phony is TO musie--that is to say, q
haskwaN movement 10 the heart and
spirit. without any intent to express
beauty. In my opinion the word
"cubisl" comes from the French word
''cuAistIaus," which In turn Was dc.
rived from the Greek word 'kuoistso.' y
meaning make = somersault."
T.. NJ, YOUNG.
II TIE World Almanac.
To ,hs Editor Of Ths Evnips World;
Where can ] and the height Of the
East sna North River bridges ana other
NpQn00oo sStSf SAans 4 y 4 Z
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MORAL MADNESS IN ILLINOIS.

UT OF the investigation Of Chicago has developed
movement establish "Court Of Appeals to be presided
by five judges all Of whom are to be women in COIN
endation Of the measure sad "s tell their experiences
in confidence and harmful publicity The of the
spsnsbe will be known TO the court and circumstances
warrant the be used either to drive the from
the community to prosecute him.
As interesting % an evidence Of the reckless which
antvce legislation urged Some Of it sentimental Some Of
hypocca Nearly al Of absurd When charges against
made before judges having the option to
pruecus him or to drive him Of will surely be
asry provide recall Of decisions and Of judges with prompt
nes and deauach.
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SHUTTING OUT SUBURBAN sLEEPERs.

NCE the ordinance requiring that all employed by the
city shall live in the state passed by vote OF So to II
evident there hefy backing behind it, The argument
put forth draws his salary here he should
spend and here Such argument it's prime
thousand and has been decayng since 1t
st retain pristine vgor in the Of aholt and the
Of Wayack but New York mane nothing OF ts past
hut ancient and fshlike smell.
residents among the profitable uphoders Of
trade and work and wealth of the city The OF taxes
loo their residence sleeping apartments in New Jersey and
Connecticut than compensated by the value OF their service
all suburbs by law. get the
the energies their active citizens by consent would
folly shut them out Besides metropolis should always
he metropolitan.
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n YOTlnN0 displsases women more
IN than an austsrs and sek-con.
tsined character. They zee that
they have no hold upon II: tts dignity
awes them. its pride rebels. ts pre-
occupations keep them aloof.-FItp-
p0lyts A. Taine.
No woman II 20 bad but We may re-
joice when her heart thrills to love. for
then God has her by the hand. NJ.
Barrie.
Her eyes are homes OF silent prayer.
Alfred Tennyson.
F1attery II their nature-to coax. nat
ter. and sweetly befool some one Il
every woman's business. She 10 none
shs declines this once. william
Makspsacs Thacksray.
To warn. to comfort and command.
A perfect woman. nobly planned.
william Wordsworth
Every wonan's fault In every man.
misfortune. Gail Hamilton.
when she had passed II seemed like
the csasing Of exquisite music.-Long
fellow.
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The Man on the Road
BY II. r.. Battfn,
"TRICKS IN ALL TRADES"
opyTisht, 1918. By Tho Prss Puhishins Co
THE New York Evening World.

A"Ohc IN ALL IhADES.
SSIT Isn't always the cheapest price
mat gets the order" began Joe
Frankel. as the dress goods $
salesman passed around Turkish cigar
cites to the bunch Of salesmen In the
Penn smoking room. Il know q linen
salesman who leaves the nauacns and
table linen he wants to show the next
day out the window TO make them feel
damp and heavy.
II know feather salesman who
steams his samples three times O day.
I've heard Of prune salesman who
soaks box OF prunes In the hrm's
cellar before showing them: to mako
them heavy and fresh. In all these
cases 1t Is an idea that Gets the busi-
ness.
The worst case Of deception I know
Of was a man down In Western PENN
sylvania who was selling q physical
culture course. When he blew into a
town he would look around and spot
the fat bankers or tradssmen. He
would 90 in to see them and ask them
to feel OF his arm. This they would do;
| and apparently ne was a modern Her.
cules. He had couple Of wooden forms
made that fitted hS upper arms. These
were carved In the form OF biceps OF q
cave man. A man miEht pinch them
| all day without making an impression
on them.
| when the fat parties felt OF these
hard knobs on his arms he would tel
them that ten minutes Q day. using hi
exercises. would put any one Into CON
dieon. He would shsms them int
gettlng interested. and a& the OropsI
time he would Eet ten donazs for 0v<
charts Of his patented exercises"
'Dtd he ever 20 back to . town the
| second tame?" asked the dress goodi
man. sure, and II the people wh'
bought his charts the hrst trip made {
kick he would call them down for not
doing The exercises oeveotAX," Ceoee<
00o1
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PLAIN RIGHT AND LEFT.

ONCERNJNG the Of authorities changing the
terms port" and "sarbosd' to 'c" and fright" there
hes criticism Those that love lingo above
land language what they deem oo But others
A with joy, seeing in not only good thing achieved
but forecast Of better things to
The example may be followed elsewhere Baseball authorities
Hx the temnooy Of the TO make Ineligible to
intelligent II there to be port side to ship why should
there be "south paw" to . pitcherI
the prize ring the medical profession. football col
lesans society dameave not al these argon conccsng wis
dom worth making clear?
We hosst Of language with words than any other I'M
fortunately multiplicity ts conuses is thought
dictionary every other year. Thus the serving
wen the country every mans right right and left lcf
appear learned will have clearer understanding
of another.
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lust About Won e n

The most beautiful object IN the
world. It will be allowed. is . beautiful
wUman.-MaNulAy.
The beauty Of . lovely woman 10 like
musac.-oeorss Eliot
wind, sows on the barren sea, hnds not
the bottom of the hidden ocean. writes
his rscoilections In me snow. draws
water. like ~ Danaides. with pitchers
full Of holss.-Paui Flsmming
0 woman! Lovely woman! Nature
To temper man; We had been brutes
without you:
Angels are painted fair to look like
you. -OtWay.
For silence and chaste reserve ID
! quiet within the hous&-Eurtpides
And whom . Ady's In the oass.
You know sli other things sivs placs
Gay.
II the heart Of . man IL depress't
| with cares
The mist 10 dtspslld whom q woman
| appears. Gay.
O woman! thou wsc< faShispsd to es'
| guile;
30 have all sAGss sod. all poets sung
Jean InSslOw.
The woman who throws herself at Z
mans head will soon dnd her place q
uis fsst.-[Iouis J0ssph Dssnoysrs.
Tue heart Of . loving woman b I
golden sanctuaSy whore often their
reiGns sn IDOL Of clay.-Paul Limayrac
The swsstsst noise on earth. . WON
an's tongue;
!. 4 stst9s which hata no diseord.
- VD' 00vuWh
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The Crouch 4!

n RIDE aud sroom the, we're unsni~sskstay, and
- gusas writing "whh you were h~~" greet
inss In that Atlantic City hotA were audh
isAsrsstsd IN them. kAch al at . desk and 60
busy with psa and Ink. the slsues Using nessu
only whsn the bride asked how 20 spell hard
~rd Thee ai,en0 annoyed an old ssntlsznsl
writing nearby. and hs was plainly Nlievsd vhsu
the bridegroom len the room. The little stds
did not know shs had besn descr'e,, and sh>
Asain got stuck on . word.
How Do YOU ssr,l Cincinnati, honey" sh
astsd
"Ciu-eA,n.n,stihoasy replied Mr.
0rovch ---iippincott.
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0uo0 bOw S~0s~Gs~o Ssss
70 ~ EAitar Of The Evening Word:
"a read your recent editorial on Bet
ter Late Than Never" In which you
expgess surprise that 30 many Girls
srsu up In Ignorance OF the most es-
ssetisi things In spite OF phiianthrop!sss'
chsstty organizations and public efforts
Yhsrs are 5000 children. orphan. ne
glectsd and sometimes delinquent, In
Nsv York Institutions. Their material
wants are well looked after: their re-
ligious and moral training 10 excellent;
thsir educational advantages are limit
=. because comparatively little inensy
10 Drsv4dsd for teachers. equipnS0t or
sup0glss. In some cities the teachers
q ooas Institutions are paN out OF the
/ scosoel funds But In many other casas
NO. QeAsy u provided for the proper
Z rinuogeetien Of Zach Children. ex;ep.
s1oe little con,es In from private
) Von11g.. The cause Of educstlon 10 at
~ ne0king point. 70 fer - these
.be00A eeasU1sl n 6f11no &
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replied.
Mr.. Garheid's Inauguration was the
most imposing pageant that ever took
place In Washington and that splendid,
dignihed. beloved soldier. the defeated
candidate. Commander of the Army,
rode in front Of the procession that
conducted Garfield to the Capitol and
back to the White House. President
Garfield was the only man who on the
same day was Member of the House,
Senator-elect and President.eiect. He
was In the House. elected to the Senate
In January and In November chosen
President He served so short n time
that only good will and anticipa ton
indicated what his Administration
might nave been. After the fatal shot
he fingered through the summer and
died two months before the regular
session of Congress. When the physi-
clans told him there was one chance In
. hundred for his life, ne said, ''IIurrah!
That's the chance TIL take"
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ins Co. THE New York Evening World.
That the celts not In derision,
There's an A. O. n. Division ....
Cuts . nightly big tncirton
In MllwauissA
Sidewalks. are not on the level nr
In MilwaukoA
Der the street four feet you rsva
In Milwau(DeA
But the beer nows on in plenty,
And the air with hops 10 scsaAy.
TAKE your dolce fse nisn&s ~,
- -
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We think but ht-
fully and vaguely
upon that subject.
Something within
W impels US to dis
miss the thought
OF death a. soon
an possible.
Provision beyond
our compreh sion
no doubt was made .
Tor the reluctance
with which We
view the thought
Of dAAth Thu In
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tent lndubitably 10 that We shall do all
that We can to unroli our full scroll OF
years and keep the thought Of death In
Arm allegiance. When our friends die
we suffer from depression. But we are
prompted to put their passing out OF our
minds.
The evening world., 1913-04-17
A Cream City Canzonet.
BY Eugene Geary.

Copyright. 1918. by Ths Pros Pub,is
-fHEY have many a lordly brew'ry
In Milwaukee.
1 w0riuing overtime. like fury.
In Milwaukee.
TherSs Q thirst here that's abiding,
And the water-cart's IN hiding
IT'S run up into a siding
In Milwaukee.
There's an atmosphere Teutonic
In Milwaukee
And Lake Nichigan's . tonic
- AlVuaheA
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\ IuEDING some ahoon oss DAY vtAas h .
IN vsry snssu tsSn. ~ wsat - ~ go sesss
thaV. ssss 1ap9S WssAk.
''AHbhonf ~ ths s>sssesaUss. Wso,
W sn ~ 1AalAh sas sesea a nAAseA ~ U
,oa sn s'as hAck late TN - = IN f'se
th0."
70 tack ~ wsat later. he hsd fssnA thso.
what color did 700 oil watt"
"Dlus." " replied.
"OA. hlns!" ~ ssciains1 u d1sgst. I'VE
hsssa't ~ en- hass. 0sss b - psUsaas - Aas't
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r 10 natural and normal for us not to
reflect too much upon death. Even
A. we grow older. II We are In health,
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PreSid entS
&IHaVe Known
By Mrs. Gen. Pickett
s.-PRESIDENT JAMES A. GARFIELD.

ssI HAVE added Lote johnson and william Travsrs'es
our list for dinner Tuesday" said my cousin -
Beverly Tucker.
u thought you promised that Mr. and Mrs GARFIELD
were your very additions said his sweet genue
wife.
Don't scold, Lady Jane please"
1t very good fortune at that Tuesdays dinner -
have Mr. Garfeld Mrs Garfield was taken m
by Mr. Randolph Tuckerher husbands intimate friend
in the House. despite a wide difference in politics.
II suppose madam" said MFR. Garfield picked %
cards and read I'VE placed beside
other that might fight the together being
the only representatives Of late unpeasanns
True we opposite sides but let's dip into the
satIbowl and forget our grudges"
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Tue heart Of . loving woman -
golden sanctusSy whore often there
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The sweetest n0iso on earth. . wom-
ans tongue;
4 sssa9s which hata no diseord.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21

F,ib ri shsfer aid wife vert
to Onasia fo(;ay where they aTe
TIE guests Of friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
A Wrestling Match

Policeman Daniels had a lit
tie argument with a stranger
this morning in the wee sma'
hours and as q result has one
perfectly good cap in his pos
session awaiting Identification.
He over hauled two strangers
this morning in front of the
Finley Smoke House and upon
questioning them decided that
they needed to spend the re-
mainder Of the evening in the
city bastile. He was about TO
carry his thoughts into effect
when one of the pair decided
otherwise aid tried to get DAN
i.ls' club away from him. The
fellow fioaljy broke away and
ran down the alley by the posi-
office jsst as a bullet from
Daniels revolver followed in
the same direction. II the
bullet had not imbedded itself
in the side Of the Douglas lest-
aurant, the fellow would have
passed it al, the rate he was
hot footing it down the alley
and by the time Mr.. Daniels
rpached the alley the fugitive
must have crossed the track as
he was no where to be seen. If
he steps this side of Omaha it
will because his breath gives
out and not his intentions.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
Children Cry
FOR FLETcHER's
Q a 3 T . RIA
Communication.

Dear Rush, will tell you
of the fine auto drive MIR. Lisle,
Emma and myself had last
we, k down to Missouri. We
left home here at five q. m, a
most beautiful morning, ard
drove about 25 miles, then
stopped in q grove, found a few
dead limbs of trees, piled them
together, struck a match, ard
To-! a fine fire to boil our c'ffee
and cook our breakfast bacon.
We did rot spread a table cloth
for the simple reason that we
did not have one, but could you
have seen US with coffee cup in
one hand, a sandwich in the
other, and noticed how soon it
disappeared, you would have
guessed that we were enjoying
ourselves.
We visited Forest City and
Oregan. The latter is one of
the oldest towns in the county
and has beautiful homes. The
country around it has very
prosperous and wealthy farms.
Forest City, during the Civil
war, was the landing place of
steam boats, but where the
river then fl WED, steam cars
now take its place, for by ex-
perience at home we know the
old missouri" is not to be relied
or and has left the town many
miles away. After staying
several days we left for home,
stopping in Burlington Junction
for supper at one of the finest
hotels, reaching home about
ter p m.
Honday a. m we start Oh an
other trip, going by way Of
river to river road, to Dallas,
Guthrie, and Polk counties, in
response to the following in
vitation:
"The annual "Skunk Valley"
picnic will be held at the old
Castell Ford on August 2lst
and we extend to every loyal
"Skunk" a personal invitation
to be present and take part in
the festivities. This associa.
ton is organized as a memorial
to the pioneers. Mr.. C. A. Isle
will be The speaker of the day
as his father was one of the
first settlers in this wonderful
"Skuak Valley" Now there is
nothing in a name, and dc
not think the name will detract
from our having a splendid
time, you know "Skunks" are
very fond of chicken and We
are assured there will be plenty
of them fried at the picnic"
Will tell you of our trip or
our return.
c. C. Lahman.
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Children Cry
FOR FLETcHER'S
e = 8 r @ 4 g.

Ebert 5asfer and wife vert
to OinaS..s tol;ay where they are
the guests Of friends.
ASeI Altsssaod nss in tie
city toa&y.
Herman Young ard wife left
this evening for Seattle, Port
land ard places. in Washington
to visit with relatives and
friends. They expect to be
gore about SIX was Ks.
If there i, any c..5ange in the
temperature from day to day,
only the most sensi i've instru-
msnts arc able 20 notice it. If
the Thermometer ever gets
below the hundred mark the
people Of this vicinity will no
doubt feel uncomfortably cool.
Peter Larson ci California
Junction was in town today Oh
business.
A G. Coco man Of Mondamin
was in town today Oh business.
Miss Lucy F'ifz simmons Of
N5ola is in town visiting hel
sister, Mrs. A. Il 'ramisies,
Guy Olinger wet to Park
Rapids, MINI, this evening on
business.
Good Reason for Enthusiasm
When a man has suffered TO,
several days with collie, diar.
rhoea or other form of bowe
complaint and is then Gu e |
sound and we'll by one OF two
doses of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Rene.
dy, as is often the case, it is
but natural that he should be
enthusiastic in his praise of the
remedy, and especially is this
the case of q severe attack
when life is threatened. Try
it when in need of such a rem
edy. It never fails. Sold by
all dealers. a28
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
Tuesday August 10

~
Mrs. McCold is home from
Blair where she vas called last
week on accapnt of the seric, 8
il ,sss - 10, s,.
Everyone is cordially invited
t. attend all Of the meeting S
-, os ,are ~ F,;G,sg Fam.
!, aaa t,,o.,ss,d ose a. t,sn
naoasa 80 exnacFad hsra 81
,baf t;,,a ana as e;8y fonld
ey5.,,., 4 ;, w.s,,.an,;,,se ,.af,,
! ne aaagf'spf o. y, M1ieae'',
. s1@a, ~ = ~ : 80 80 :,
i ! bss''', ,.ss nss:,, ,steativ
snpslrsii. MI Mites ls sly $.
she sV'5 70 Fe'''oa mage ''os
. = ns' .,.,.' CT - 4, - :, n slataly
,.,raa . ,v,.r,en ave mare liz.
Die TO have kidney trouble than
men and vii! find Foley Kidney
l,o -l,s ,nes,e;ns ;7..r 81 Gle Nv
all dealers 1928
Eide Davis, CT Oysison,
Mont. and LsIther Eage', Ct
this ci5v, were granted q mar
Yesterday
Mes. W.. ,. Osonfne WEI !
to Omaha this morning where
she VIII be the guest Of friends
for the day.
:,
Mrs. n. - idsekefe came up
rom n7a oaa .ass ea9l'a'g 3. ~ =
$50 'e ~: '' w. =
'iei 'u'i's'ous 'us. s'''s 4s
~ pe9 n,n .' s1ss' - :
A1's's iA'eilAe
Harry Way drove to Mag
nolla this morning, leaving
here at about two thirty. That
pretty early but he escaped
the heat Of the day. He took a
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1913-08-21
GIVING OUT

The Struggle Discourages
Many a Citizen of Mis-
souri, Valley
Around all day with an ach-
ing back,
Can't rest at night;
. Enough to make sDyone
I" give out"
Doan's Kidney Pills are help
ing thousands.
They are for kidney lsok-
ache;
And other kidney ills.
Here is Missouri Vsl'ey
proof Of their merit:
George Monrin, retired IL no
or, 113 N. w. Ninth ST, Mis-
solri Valley, 1--we, sa!s::
"About eight OF pine v IS
ago | had backscha and Al
times was sIi5sosg proe:ie 9.
The attack Came on suau. ny
and made it impossible for ne
me to sfccp or lift IVES ub-
j sct to dull headaches sru nny
ambition and energy left me.
Since taking Deans Kianey
Pills, l have been free from
t 'ese sA nptoms of kidney conn
plant"
For sale by all dealers. Price
so cents. Foster MiIburn Co,
Buffalo. New York, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name Doar's
and take no other.