Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-01-26

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GSSS9 This union is older than Poe. 1t be-
gan in Shakespeare time, when funkies
rushed royalty down the ases of the Globe Theater and
snapped their checks to them. The Ushers Unlon
it called common parlance but that do
number of my brother aisle walkers We OF the dis
tingushed House of Ushers There branches of the
House in every city, hamlet, and town the United
States to nothing of such defunct places Brooklyn
Hoboken and Yonkers Go where you WILL the Opera
House in Gnat Flats New Jersey or the Metropolitan
in New York YOU will find members there. We are
important the libretto to OPERA and more SO
than the plot to a musical comedy.
Now that my status as necessity IN life is estab-
lshed shall proceed to tell you how the Fall occurred
Like better known one, which happened under the
pergoa in the horticultural setting of Eden, it
through All Falls do, except the Fall of the
Year. and sometimes think she had voice IN that
she could buy hats and gowns
At this time in theatrical circles they striving
to eliminate every detail that Jared on the eshetic
They did it pretty well too The hideous drops
box hangngs, and house decorations had gone, the
orchestra being rapidly relegated to the consomme
stock everything that Jared being removed except
the plays. They were going fast, before the film and
vaudeville; but still the ushers hung
lived in fiat on 96th-st with three brother seat
sitters and we were merry quartet Between tips and
exchanged tickets managed to get along despite the
salaries that the homogeneous inflicted upon u.s. Then
suddenly the change came. 1t just at the time
when was thinking of being married.
knew the incest little girl in the next apartment to
Dimples and Smiles curls and wies,-so she,
this fair little maid, named Pearly Magee l said l
wouldn't 90 into poetry but she drives me to it. NV
three friends had girls too and they often driven
to drink. never mbibe; so suppose poetry acted
substitute. Despite the advertisements not to accept
them, did it. / hied away from the wine when
red and broke out in rlmeS. When pals
complaining of heads was having trouble with my feet
and the meter.
Really, the gas company has nothing poetry when
it comes to the trickery of You may read it
dozen times, you may sing it and shout it, tinker it and
rout it; but somehow the meter won't mete.
Pearly sweet little thing, and she loved me. |
knew it. Whether she did not, cared not hang.
Afternoons, when she could get off from the manicure
parlOr and there matlnees we would go for
walks in Bronx Park down the bay to Coney, to
the movies vaudeville; and then would just
stay at home and talk
knew Peary six months before had the nerve to
speak of inner feelings. do hate to rush things so
had desisted; though loved her the first time
her, eating pancakes in Childs.
a BOU this time there change IN production
at the Algonquin Theater where l employed,
and the house dark for two nights. That meant
two evenings for me to do as wished. determined to
take both and bring Peary to the eternal ques-
ton. That easy; but planned more. l was going
to bring her to decisive answer
Now woman is never decisive. | have learned that
since She may be apoogisive, derisive, entcive;
but decisive-never She always leaves loophoe
through which she crawl away to meet other
man. She will marry him calmly while you waiting
at another church. know the ades didn't then.
My three roommates went to their regular duties that
night and soon aterward went the outside hall
prise.
Got pass for me?' she asked the first thing