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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09

terpreter explained to His Majesty
how It should be used.
Into a goblet he put the contents
of the IL blue papers, and. having
added water, the King drank 1t off.
This was the alkali, and the Royal
countenance expressed no signs of
satisfaction. 1t was then explained
that in the combination of the two
powders lay the luxury, and the 10
white powders were quickly dissolv-
ed and as eagerly swallowed by His
Majesty.
With wild shrek that will be
remembered while Delhi is number
ed among the kingdoms, the mon
arch rose, staggered, exploded. and,
in his full agonies, screamed, Hold
me DOWN. then, rushing from the
throne, fell PROSTATE on the floor.
There he lay during the long
continued effervescence of the COM
pound, squirting like 10000 penny
worth Of imperial pop, and believ-
ing himself in the agonies of death
"a melancholy and humiliating
proof that Kings are mortal.-[Tid
Bits.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
RESTOCKING KENTUCKY
MOUNTAINS WITH DEER

Frankfort, KY, March %
Wood Longmoor, of the Game and
Fish Department, has just returned
from Wayne county, where he plac.
ed four Virginia white-tailed deer
three does and a buck, on the farm
of j. T. Bates, about sixteen miles
from Burnside. This is the first
shipment of the thirt., deer pur.
chased by the Department. They
will be distributed as they arrive
and their progeny will be turned
out in the Kentucky mountains
This is the breed which originally
Inhabited the mountains, but it was
thought best to get the newcomers
acquainted with the heritage and
their surroundings before freeing
them.
Mr.. Longmoor said the deer at
tracted a great deal of attention.
People rode for miles to see them,
and stories of deer hunts in the old
days were revived. From the inter-
est shown, he said. he believes the
people of that section appreciate
the value of restocking the noun
tains and that violations of laws for
the protection of the game will not
be as numerous as many had antic-
ipated.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
BOARD OF CONTROL RULE
WILL Be TESTED SOON
Fayette Judge Orders Eastern
Asylum Officials to Receive
a Former Patient.

Lexington, KY, March 29.--
Charles Kerr, in the Fayette Circuit
Court here to-day, entered an order
which will make a test of one of
the hard and fast rules adopted by
the State Board of Control, and
which has been rigidly enforced by
the authorities of the Eastern Ken
lucky Hospital for the Insane here.
The court ordered the asylum au-
thorities to receive s. b. Baker,
who recently escaped from that in
stitution, but was arrested soon af-
terward, charged with forgery. The
county authorities in this and other
counties, in conformity to the rule,
have been notified on several oc-
casions by the asylum officials that
they would not receive a person
back at the asylum after they had
been away from the institution as
long as three months.
Under this ruling it has been nee
csodf W 81 W thC cApChSc
trouble of holding another trial and
have the jury return another ver-
dict of unsound mind before re-
commitment to the institution. The
county authorities here explain that
the rule of the board is hardship,
inasmuch as so many have escaped
from the asylum or been turned
loose on the public within the last
year or two. The order of Judge
Kerr directs the asylum authorities
to receive Baker and keep him un-
til he is discharged according to-
law.
Assistant County Attorney Ches-
ter Adams states ii the asylum offi-
Gals refuse to receive Baker,h will
ask for a rule forcing them to COM
ply with the court order. Baker is
now in Jail.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
. Q Q 9 O @ @ Q @ @ G . @ O Q
g CONFINEMENT. 9
O Q Q Q @ Q @ Q o Q O O @ Q @
(By w. H. Cundiff.)

All of the conservatives and re-
dictionaries of the world preach con-
tentment. They have no cause for
dissatisfaction with present condi-
tiOns-for themselves. So they de-
sire others to be content; because,
in the resting or satisfaction of
mind without disquiet, is found Sc
curity for themselves and acquies-
cence in that submission that all
rulers desire.
King George the Third was very
anxious for the American colonists
to submit to his tyranny; and with
out protest. Had Washington,
Henry and Jefferson, and the ma
jority of the American people, been
content with his rule. and quietly
submitted to his tyranny and injus-
tice, the probability is that to-day
the people of America would be in
subsection to an intolerable royal
despOtism, and that democracy,
which is the terror of all rulers,
would have been held in allegiance,
indefinitely.
The masters and rulers of the
world want docility on the part of
the common people," and so they
teach contentment for this reason!
Well do | remember that, when
/ was an unsophisticated and ver-
dant YOUTH. my teacher wrote thus
in my copy book: "Contentment
brings peace Of mind"
All! indeed, -contentment among
the masses brings peace of mind"
to the classes. Were the everyday
work-people content; were they,
like dumb-driven cattle" quies-
cent under economic wrong and
political injustice. every trust mag
nate, every Morgan, every corrupt
politician and every parasite on
earth would rejoice, because there
would never be an invincible dem
ocracy threatening to put an end to
their piracies and misrule!
Democracy is the hope of the
world and the emancipation of man
from injustice and tyranny. which
enslave and degrade all, and bring
stagnation so greatly to life.
thought and action, that civiliza-
ton, progress and enlightenment
are very much retarded in their
growth and development.
Born Democrat. hating tyranny
and injustice. loving Liberty, Fra
ternity and Equality, stand I'M
alterably opposed to class rule, class
legislation and Industrial despotism
imposed by heartless. arrogant
and corrupt plutocracy.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
An interruption.


The impassioned oratress had
reached the climax of her denun-
citation of the tyrant sex, when a
little man in the corner said he,
arose to present question of spec
ial privilege.
Put him QUIT" shrieked many
unfriendly voices.
State your question:" said the
oratress.
81 want to marry you said the
little man. 81 like your talk and /
like your looks. I've got a good
house and nty-horse-power
motor car"
"Order! order!" shrieked the
audience.
LET him state his question, "
shouted the oratress.
I'm fifty-two. regular church
goer. with good business and &c.
900 in the bank" concluded the lit
tie man.
Put him Quit" yelled everybody.
"In Difference to the popular de-
mand," said the gifted oratress.
"I'll have to ask you to wait on the
outside"
"I'll wait" chuckled the little
man.
Whereupon the oratress resum-
ed.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
Opportunity For Teachers.

Every teacher who attends the
Kentucky Educational Association
at Louisville April 80, May /, 2 and
3 will have an opportunity to in
spect the Louisville school system,
which includes seven high schools,
fifty-seven public schools, nine pub
lie night schools, thirty public kim
dergartens, fifteen medical, law,
business, dental and theological
colleges, two military Institutes, a
dozen preparatory schools and an
excellent system of parochial
schools.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
state of Ohio, City of Toledo,)
T.ucaS cOunty 6


Frank .I.Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of F. j.
Cheney e Co., doing business in the
City of Toledo, County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum of One Hundred Dollars for
each and every case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use of Halls
Catarrh Cure. Frank J. Cheney.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9Th day of De-
"ember, A. d., 1886.
(Seal) A. w. Gleason,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials-free.
F. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
FATTEN|NG GIRLS
FOR MARRIAGE
A Curious Custom of the
EkOi Tribes.
BRIDES STUFFED FOR MONTHS
Or Until They Are Considered
Properly Plump - Not
Allowed to Work.
! THIN BRIDES ARE NOT WANTED

1t is interesting to conjecture
what English girls who are about
to be married would think of the
clearinghouse" custom of the
Ekoi tribes of South Africa. For
their girls who have been betroth-
ed are forced to go into retirement
for a considerable length of time,
while they are dieted and strength
ened and fattened for their coming
marriage.
The girl is not permitted to spend
months in strenuous preparation
for the ceremony. The man objects
to such a proceeding. He says quite
frankly that he wants her fresh and
strong and perfectly rested. And
her parents gather all the money to
be had and spend it willingly in CIV
ing her the necessary seclusion.
First she is decked out in the
conventional clearinghouse" CO.'S
tune, which is of the oldest. The
clearinghouse ornaments con-
sist of long tassels and heavy, elab-
crate chains, made of dried palm
leaf fibers and dyed vivid red.
These are hung many times about
the neck.
The body from the waist is
smeared heavily with the same red
dye, made from the camwood tree,
and the face is painted in curious
patterns and colors. The stranger
and more hideous the pattern, the
better satisfied is the girl. The
hair is dressed very deliberately,
high on the head and profusely dec
Grated with combs and pompons
and beads of all kinds and descrip-
tions.
Then, after all that is duly at
tended to, she is put in the "fatten-
ing-house" and kept there for vary
ing periods, from a few months to
a couple of years, according to the
wealth of her parents. For the
DOdTu dt SuCH d PidCc 10 iiOt ShCdPs
and often a family's purse is strain
ed to afford the daughter lengthy
stay. She is not allowed to do any
work nor to go out. except at regu-
lar intervals for exercise. And all
the time she is most carefully and
abundantly fed. that she may be
plump and healthy.
1t seems that the Ekoi braves do
not care for thin wives, and it was
because of their tastes that such a
custom originated. The girls are
permitted no diversions either. ex-
cept. if they wish. they may paint
the walls of their room. But they
are not allowed to wash their faces
during the whole of their seclusion,
for if they do. misfortune is sure to
follow them in their married life.
Then, at the end of their retire
ment, a wild festival is held and the
marriage takes place.-GTit Bits.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
HARTFORD PROOF
Should Convince Every Hart.
ford Reader.

The frank statement of a neigh.
Dor. telling the merits of a remedy
Bids you pause and believe.
The same endorsement
By some stranger far away
Commands no belief at all.
Here's a Hartford case.
A Hartford citizen testifies.
Read and be convinced.
j. A. Baird, farmer. r. F. ID. No.
5, Hartford, KY, says; 81 used
only one box of Doan's Kidney Pills
but that was all needed to cure
me of kidney weakness. For some
time | have been troubled with
sharp twinges across my loins. AS
heard Doan's Kidney Pills highly
recommended, got a supply from
the Ohio County Drug Co. and their
use cured me. can highly recon-
mend this remedy"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
Telegraphy in Demand.

1t is not probable that the young
men of this country will ever expe-
rience another time in which the
demands for telegraph operators
will be greater than right now. The
Bowling Green Business University
qualities operators in four to seven
months for positions in railroad
service. Get it's free literature at
once and learn all about it.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09

know when they reached Hazel
street.
Finally he called out, Hazel
street,"
The woman held the dog up to
the window and said, "Fido, look!
There's where you were bornl"
Then, turning to the conductor she
remarked, I'm going to the end of
the line. - Judge.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
Pain i'm the Stomach.

If you continually complain of
pains in the stomach, your liver or
your kidneys are out or order. Neg
lect may lead to dropsy, kidney
trouble, diabetes or Bright's dis
ease. Thousands recommend Elec-
trio Bitters as the very best stom-
ach and kidney medicine made. H.
T. Aston. of Raleigh, N. c., who
suffered with pain in the stomach
and back, writes: "My kidneys
were deranged and my liver did
not work right. | suffered much,
but Electric Bitters was recon-
mended and | improved from the
first dose. now feel like a new
man." 1t will improve you. too.
Only soc and s1.00. Recommend
ed by James H. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
The Woman and the Dog.

An elderly woman, with small
dog upon her lap, while riding in a
trolley car, asked the conductor II
he would kindly tell her when they
got to Hazel street.
After she had got up two or three
times. the conductor told her to
keep her seat and he would let her
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
Heed the Cough That Hangs On.

Heed the Cough That Hangs On.
The seeds of consumption may
be in Turk. and cough that hangs
on weakens your system, and low
ers your vital resistance to disease.
Take Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound. 1t stops the cough. heals
the infiamed membranes and
strengthens the lungs. +. ID. Roun-
tree. Stillmore. Ga, says: La
grippe left me with a deep-seated,
hacking and painful cough from
which | could get no relief until
took Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound. 1t completely cured ME"
Refuse substitutes. Sold by all
dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09

Rheumatism as result of kid
ney trouble. stiff and aching joints
backache, lumbago and sore kid.
neys. all yield quickly to the heal
ing and curative qualities OF Foley
Kidney Pills. They regulate uri-
nary irregularities. and restore nor
NAL action. John Velbert, Foster
Cal, says: 81 suffered many years
with kidney trouble and could new
er get relief until tried Foley Kid
ney Pills which effected a complete
cure" Contain no habit forming
drugs. All dealers. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
Notice

IL you want clothes of any
kind cleaned, call on the
Hartford Pressing Club. We
can clean any kind of clothes
you have and guarantee
perfect satisfaction. We also
have a new line of late sam
plies and we guarantee a per-
feet fit. Call on us when in
need of work in our line.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature ss.ss the Of ZHzZzZ1
HOW HIS MAJESTY TOOK
THE SEIDLITZ POWDERS

On the first consignment OF seid-
litz powders in the capital OF Delhi.
the monarch became deeply inter-
ested in the accounts of the refresh
ing draught. A box was brought to
the King in full court, and the in
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09
Those Gift Cigars.

Hemmenhaw handed his best
friend a cigar.
Have a smoke" he said.
Sure" said the friend.
There. I'm glad that's off my
mind"
Ion your mind?"
Eyes; that cigar is the last of a
box my wife gave me for Christmas,
and | will tell you in confidence |
have been handing them out all
day. You got the last. Ha. hal"
well. the laugh is on YOU"
ION me?"
Eyes; ! went with your wife to
pick out those cigars. and they were
the very best could find in town"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1913-04-09

Girls seldom go to the kitchen
when they want to kill time.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14
POINTERS TO ADVERTISERS.

The best advertising medium IS the
one that has the largest circulation
among the best class Of people An
almanac has a large circulation but
weald prove very poor advertising
medium for no one pays TO read it.
and but about enc out of twenty are
read BY their subscribers The same
holds good with newspapers 1t IS
natural to suppose that man VINO
pays one dollar year for a paper does
SO because he likes to read it and does
read it line fer line. The same can't
be said Of a paper that secured its cir
cnlation with Watches, sewing ma
chimes. etc.
The eaady County Express goes into
the best d mes in Grady and Caddo
counties. ID not tHe Daily Express
with the head changed. but a strictly
county paper pertaining not only to
All the happenings Of Grady county
but % the entire state L has the
best circulation Of any paper peblish-
ed in Grady county and its advertis-
ing rates are the lowest in the county
Never were prospects better Tor a
bumper crop il tais community aud
the merchant who starts now using the
Grady County Express in conjunction
with THE Dailg Express viii be the
merchant who win harvest the big re-.
turns
Phone i3 and an advertising man
viii cali 10 SEE YOU.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14

thifd scored from second on Helfners
double between center ana left, the
side being retired when Francis was
caught Al the plate Jones to Hays.
The Regulars struggled along, score
Hess 10 the eighth which frame Lind
say opened with a SAFE bingie over
short Mitchell grounded ont TO first
Lindsay going to second Oh the play
Shelby lived on Moodys error and all
hands moved up a peg. Phillips hit to
Moody who booted the chance and
Lindsay scored placing Shelby OIL
third from where he scored a moment
later On d wild pitch Phillips scored
ION Weirs hit over second, Weir was
killed trying to stretch i into a dou-
bic Hays struck out Thus when the
eighth dawned the score was tied.
Moody walked and Harvey struck out.
Rogers was safe when Lindsay drop
ped his pop-ups Moody taking third.
Jacobs was safe on iielders CHOICE
No Phillips, who threw home To catch
Moody but too late This ,ended the
scoring and the struggle ended B to O..
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14
A
MISTAKE?


Telegram by Unlred Press
Chicago, April IA note charging
that this man ruined my little grille r
was the only clew to the murder OF
George Deitz, aged So, wealthy tailor
found dead in his bed by his wife this
morning
The skull was crushed and black
smiths hammer was the weapon found
beside Che body
A note told That the girl confessed
aud the man denied, charging black
mail The police believe the wrong
man was murdered
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14
STRAIGHT AT IN,

There is no use OF our beating
around the bush We might as well
out with it first as lasG we want YOU
e try Chamberlain Cough Remedy
the next time you have q cough M
cold There IS no reason SO far as
we can see why you should not Ao
so This preparation by it's reputa.
tion. and people everywhere speak
Of Il in the highest terms Of praise
il is iof sale b all dealers ads d6N
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14

q onlg aIloWabe "a .roaghing Il IN IL ON
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14

make you look slim and trim. We Show
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14

Whether You re keen for comic
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14

Chevots Homespuns and Serges and We are
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14

tIY 0r mOunIalns.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1913-04-14

stYIe md bY th0se who don't
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-09-22

one place near Windy Point, on the
second divide, the rock peaks which
one sees above the timber line to the
west from Mount Ashland come into
view near at hand.
Wednesday we completed the trip
to Crescent City. The road beyond
AGasquet rises along the cliffs to hun
dreds of feet above Smith river and
is the most beautiful thing on the
journey. About twelve miles from
Crescent City we saw few scatter
ing redwood trees and nine miles
from there we plunged into them.
Individual trees do not seem so
large until within about fifteen or
twenty feet, when they suddenly
seem to expand and become pillars
of the Infinite, hundreds of them ten
or twelve feet in diameter and over
two hundred feet in height. The
ground is carpeted with ferns to the
depth of three feet and everywhere
nature beautifies fallen trunks and
roots with fern and moss growths in
the greatest profusion of beauty 1t
is written story of redemption.
We ate lunch in the redwoods and
1I dUOuI lOul Caught Jul IL ~
glimpse of the Pacific Fac, aged
seven, when asked what she thought
of it in comparison with Crater Lake,
said she thought Crater Lake seemed
about three years old, and so it
seemed to us all, though it is still
Crater Lake, unique and wonderful.
We are camped two miles above
Crescent City in grove of magnifi-
cent cedars about a hundred feet
from the ocean. Truly, Southern
Oregon is a wonderful country with
her blue Crater Lake, her enchanting
and productive Rogue River Valley
her sky-hung roads, her great trees,
her mountains that sit and talk with
God and her rock trimmed Pacific
| If the Crater Lake and Crescent City
trips can be excelled anywhere we
should like to make the trip some
day, but just now we are too full OF
appreciation. E. c. RICHARDS.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1913-09-22

o CITY FIRE ALARM SYSTEM. (
. Fire Chief, phone "a.
O Chief of Police, phone 100.
o Residence, phone 410-J.
o 2-6 Bells
o Cor. Main and Winner streets.
o 2-8 Bells
O City Hall.
9 3-5 Bells.
o Cor. Granite and Nutley streets.
@ 4-6 Bells
@ Cor. Main and Gresham streets.
@ 5-3 Bells
o Cor. Iowa and Fairview streets.
@ 0-1 Bells
O Cor. Fourth and A streets.
@ 7-3 Bells
@ Cor. Sixth and G streets. (
O @ g O o @ @ o @ o o o o @ o @ (