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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-17
DATES FOR FAIRS
in NORTH DAKOTA

Interstate fair, Fargo, July / to 4.
Trail County fair. Hillsboro, June
Is to 2S.
North Dakota State Fair associa-
ton, Grand Forks. July ~ to 2e.
Barnes County Agricultural Fair
association, Valley City. July 8 to Ill.
Billings County fair. Beach. edate
not recelvedG.
ciety, B%ottineau, July 80 to 81.
Burke County Fair and Racing as
ISOLATION, RoWbells. Oct. Z to 8.
Cavalier County Fair association,
Langdon. August S to q.
CooperstoWn, June rs to IN
LaMoure Fair n Racing associa-
ton, LaMoure. July 2 to 4.
McIenry County Agricultural Fair
association. Granville, July 8 to s.
Mclean County Fair association,
Underwood. July 2 to 5.
Missouri Slope Agricultural Fair as
ISOLATION, Mandan. Sept. 80 and Oct. 4
to u.
Aneta Fair association. Aneta. July
4 and 81
Pembina County Fair and EXPOSE
ton association, Hamilton. July 20 TO
81.
Walhalla Fair association. Walhal-
la. not dated.
Ricniand County Fair association,
Wahpeton, Sept. 80, and Oct. / to 8.
Stutsn1an County Fair association,
Jamestown, (lot seth.
Ward County Farmers, Agricultural
Fair association, Minot, (not setl.
Wells County Fair association. Fes-
sender, July 8 to s.
Wells County Agricultural associa-
ton, Harvey July g Ia 4
Williams County Fair association,
(not seto.
Third North Dakota state industrial
exposition, Bismarck, Oct. to 10.
E# ------- AS
orrner North Dakotan Writes,
Bismarck, M. d.. June i -.ecretary
#of State Hall has just received an In
~teresting letter From E. E. Porter, who
was secretary of state of North Dakota
between the years of 1901 and 1907.
Mr.. Porter Isl Att present located at
Key Largo, Fla where ne has proper
ty interests on an island. He says
ne is fifty miles from amy town, blut
IFS mighty pleased with his present
southern home He also says HE hes
changed considerably Hi his appear
aslce since having gone south. and that
Ainstead of Weighing 201 pounds lis
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-17
MANGLED UNDER
POWER PLOWS

velva, N. D.. June 17.-Abe Kilbury
was badly injured while blowing with
a a tractor. He was operating the
plows on the Void farm and fell in
front of the plows and his leg was
caught. He was dragged some dis
lance before the engine could be stop
ped. His right hip was dislocated ana
badly bruised. The injured man is SO
years of age.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-17

is visiting friends and relatives here
this week.
Frank Crane is enjoying a visit from
his mother, Mrs. j. w. Crane, and
daughter, Francis, of Oneida, Ill.
Cor O.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1913-06-17
Beats All How GETS
IT. Gets Corns!
The New-Plan Corn Cure. No Fuss,
No Pain, Sure and Quick.

I Ia" \ NANS SAAN 1T NAAGMs $4,000
You never used anything like
"GETS-IT'' for corns, beforei You're
sure at last that every stubborn corn
that you've tried SO long to get rid
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22

". Mason. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles 1.
Roberts. Mr.. and Mrs Harry @. Ben
.on. Mr.. aud Mrs. Leslie Rogers and
liss Maud Baldwin. Five hundred
vas played. and the prizes ~ers
awarded to Mrs. Campbell and Mr..
Benson. The guests we're prc-snted
N.th taSors In the shape Of footballs.
hiled uith dainty bonbons. A de-
lightful luncheon ~as served durlas
the evening.
The Bridge club was sntertalncd
Wednesday by Mrs. Don J. zumWalt.
It t~o tables Of bridge. The prime
was won by Mrs., Noland Duung the
course Of the afternoon delicious re
;rcshments were served By the hos
tess. Attending NsTr Mrs. George
Noland. Mrs Wesley o smith. Afs
Clarence a. Underwood. Mr. 4. X.
EsSmss. Mrs. Robert A johnson. Mrs
Fred ~. Mills. Mrs. Charles George
and Miss Maud Baldwin.
go
The Christian church ~as the scene
Of highly enjoyable gathering Fri
day evening. the occasion being a so
clAi given by the Christian EndeAyor
Society. Various games we're en-
tered into with a rest BY those pres
eni. and at a late hour refreshments
~ere served. Among those In attend.
ano. were Miss Ethel Gross. Miss
Lola Wilson. Miss Ethel HawIhurst.
Miss LottIe Wilson. Miss Ada Ferrin.
Miss L.thA Rhodes. Miss Clara Fer
rin. Miss Lucille Beokley. Miss
Dorothy Elliott, Miss sAlIie Williams.
Miss Hattie Hall. Miss verdA Jardine.
Miss Harwood. Miss Nina Boeson.
Miss Gertrude Writ. Miss Fern
Hosg gland. Miss Flora Ward. Miss
Mary Short. Miss Gladys Bamber.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22
.|d,l1

Tor a lsetur. by Or c. V. Fisher In
the department rooms Tuesday after
noon Al this time Dr. Fisher will
talk on the influence which diseases
OF the throat and nasal organs have
on general health.
"Wednesday evening the klamath
Falls Volunteer Fire Department will
Civ. It's nrst semi-annual rhAnksgiy-
ing bail at Houston's Opera house.
An orchestra OF sir pieces has been
engaged 10 play for the occasion. The
IRE iaddies give a dance every 81.
ratriek's Day. and these have always
proven TO be great successes. The
Thanksgiving eve dance is TO BE- made
4 regular AFFAIR.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence II. Under.
wood entertained the ". n. ". Club
Friday evening. there being present
rr and Mrs. George n. Merryman.
Mr. and Mrs. VIII w. Baldwin. Mr..
and Mrs. Orb Campbell. Mr.. and Mrs.
Wesley o. Smith. Mr.. and Mrs. Burss
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22

Mas Viola santimaw. Mis-. Harric,
ytuk. Mr. and Mrs. " J.. Sc.horn.
elder aud Mrs \ u Harlan. Mrs
William Craadail. Mrs James Hilton.
MIS-. william Hall. Mrs kocns,I.f.
Tom MontEomsry. clyde short. Es,cl
WirI. Louis Blcs. Leroy GlenksF.
Horace shidlsr. Tod shIplry. Wayne
leach. walter walker. Harold liar,
Ian. Kenneth Thomas. Lloyd Thomas.
u FoN. = X. Miller. Russell Gran.
dsil. wade short. Fred Williams and
'oE short
A. her home on lliEh street. Nrs
AR Campb"ll ], today entertaining
Nr Pred schaIlock. Mrs Thomas
Hampton Mrs. Fred N.ihass Mrs
Frank Ward. Mr. . u Hall. Mrs.. y
% English. Mr. Earl whitiock. Mr.
j. g BrocEsnbrouEh. Mrs Louis Ger,
b.r. Mrs Harry B"nson BridE.
EhIst IL the game % tho afternoon.
nd q luncheon sili be served.
go
.is f1llosing oficsrs Nsrc elected
Tuesday evening BY Euauna Circle
Women ~ woodcra't Guardian
Scighbor. Mrs ida ~ Fink. Past
Guardian Nslshbor. Eva 81 Adams.
Advisor. EstsllA Konop. Magician.
l!ozcllA Kuykcndail. Attendant. Ma
mlc ., HutehlHs Captain Of Guards
Iva North; outer sentinel Fred
Hyndman. Inner sentinel. Marie
davenport. banker. A W. Piel: Mu-
sician. Amelia Hanks. clerk. Ella
Mcmillan Manager. Flora Emmitt.
Installing Oficer. Della Bre~bak.r
Thursday afternoon the Ladies' Aid
oeiety Of Grae. n y Church held
Us monthly dime" social. this one
being at the home Of Mrs. J. g. n
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22

bosssss 70 those In attendance. Who
we're Mn. A. r. Campbell. Mrs Thos-
Hampton. Mrs. T. B. Hall. Miss Har-
n. Mr.. c. C. Hosue. Mrs. George
Hurn. Mrs.. Aaxveli y. Long. Mrs-
Charles Asldrun. Mrs. Henry Nsvn-
Aao. Mrs- o. W. Robsstson. Mrs.
Charts !. Robsrtsoa. hrs- r. Z.
smith. Mu- Prsd sehailoek. Mrs.
Bert e. withrov. Ms. Earl whitiock.
Mn. Eliza hsspis. Mrs. Frank Ward.
Ma q Q. Hsa;sy. Mrs. Bridges. rhs
ssst meeting Of the club will Be held
too weeks hence st the home Of Mrs.
Newman.
Invitations have been issued BY
.,hs Department OF Homo Economics
Of the klamath county high school
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22
CaruahAn as v, y.

J. n. carnAhan has ec>n chosen
BY the Oregon State Bar Association
as vice president OF the association
for the klamath District.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22

A. b,fttdAy celebration. Miss
N.Fda r0Iad entertained number
ui hsr younE friends AZ tho home ~
B,T garsrts 90 Hlsh street Saturday
Tables ~srs arranged In
fh" spacious paTlofa at uhish the
5uubE folks played 'HSarts. 9Th
cards. 90 cpufsc. for which hish and
Ios sHUF,H aSrr awarded priI~s first
Tif- fnF 5sF, score uas Won b. Mlss
oils N-ycfa. the booty prifs.
~" little snookums. being cap
tur~d b. STANLEY smith After tho
cards Mrs Cofad served sandwiches.
cakes and coffee The evening ~Aa a
Jolly one. aud proved Mlss v.rdA
charming aud clever hostess Those
invited wSr. Mas Lillian Schubert.
Miss Adelaide schubert. Mas HATH.
white, Miss Madss Dixon. Mlss Nina
No.i Miss Wave Jacobs. Alsa Lois
McyeTa. Miss Roma stone. MlHa villa
Leonard. Paul Sooi. Sterling Garrett.
Leland IlAines. Leon Boiler. Stanley
Smith. CIaud MaSWsll and iryins
Bradford
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22

Subscribe for the Herald. SO cent,
Q month.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22

(cessinusl iron pass ~

ssA Palls By road. and ths portion
tAss b not sarrss sasssrush land Is
rseky hillsils. Noes OF the lots we're
sGsrsA Tor sais locally. all the saiss
ssaas TO Portland people and people
sli sVsr The west
Many oe IL lots have ben pur-
eAassA By psrsons Of small means.
asxsoss 70 make IN Investment. and
~ have bssa paying out money
svssy meath TO secure the property.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22

l.Dtt 10 liot spFiugi Aidltion In at
tendance at the meeting we're Mrs.
/. iesh. Mrs G,atry. Mrs g V
.i,Lsr. Mrs ~ Z Momysf. Nu D.
g. Richards. Mrs " A. Lsoaard.
Nra Edmund 81 Chllcots. Mr.. HarrJ
! eta. Mrs Iicrbcf, Gale. Mrs. James
ptls,oll. Mrs Eiilott. Mrs, stolams,i.
Mrs. y u english. Mrs. Joseph \
N.Ut. Mrs = Drock,nbroash
IuribE tho afternoon Mrs. Gale gave
ysry ipirrssilas 'aik GA II. rhll
irpin"s coalition oi people. churches.
&c. 4 dciishtiui lunchsoh Of salad
vairrs. cake ami rofc- ~as served
.p tho guest.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22

BAs-sncat storAxr
Parties desiring frost proof storage
will do reii TO consult me.
1876, h&r W. s. SLOUGH.
Houseke<pinG rooms. near bridse.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-11-22

Thursday afternoon the Ladies' Aid
oeiety Of Grae. n = Church held
Us monthly dime" social. this on.
being at the home Of Mrs. J. 4. "a
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28
Great Falls Daily Tribune.

Great rails Daily TRIBUNE.
And every man that striveth for the
mastery is temperate in all things Cor
tx, 20.
The good old fashioned virtue Of tenn
in all things-needs
in these days of intemper-
ate living, Incorporate speaking, intem-
perate and impulsive thinking. There is
the more need for such reaffirmation be-
cause through the long continued and
Jealous work Of certain advocates OF to-
tai abstinence from the use of alcoholic
liquors the meaning Of the word temper
ance has become somewhat obscured.
Temperance means moderation in the use
of anything. 1t means avoidance of eN-
tremes., Temperance in eating and drink"
ing does not mean total abstinence from
eating and drinking, but moderate and
sane and proper use of things meant
for eating and drinking. When Paul
wrote to his dearly beloved Timothy, he
advised him TO take little wine for his
stomach's sake and his often infirmiues'
So also when Paul instructed Timothy
concerning his selection Of deacons In the
early Christian church be said Likewise
must the deacons be grave, not double
tongued, not given TO much VINE not
greedy of filthy lucre" II was the Vlr-
tue of temperance I'm the use OF wine that
Paul preached and he advocated the Vir-
tue of temperance I'm all things. Perhaps
the most notable tendency of the present
age Is the intemperance OF its reformers'
Their name Is legion. Reform Is popu-
lar fad. Reform Of the prevailing hapts
in eating. and drinking, and DRESSING and
speaking. and writing. and spelling and
nrettv nearly every act of mankind, has
its association of crank reformers who
think or seem to think that their specla
fad reform IS one of the most important
things In the world To hear them talF
one would think them a second eoltloi
! Of the Prophet Jonah who went about
proclaiming the message OF the Loru
/ yet forty days and Nineveh VIII D
DESTROYED" If you listen TO these III
temperate reforiners you viii learn ina
this old planet Is going to hell on
steep grade, and nothing will save II IRON
eternal smash but the speedy acceptanc
Of their pet reform. which is generally In
temperance in something, or agains
something.
This intemperance in words is sor
evil under the sun. A bottle OF beer }
described as an incarnation OF IN
demon rum" A man guilty Of sex irres
u,arities is described as white SLAYER
The man who contracts his services 10
la satisfactory sum to himself and hi
employer Is described as wage slave.
big corporation is blood sucker
and the possession of wealth is prim
facie evidence of theft" The intem
peTate manner in which most would-b
reformers spew out epithets against a
who fail to agree with them makes on
wish that there was a temperance societ
for the reform Of reformers. There
great need Of such an association. an
an apostle Paul 10 preach the grand an
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28
HolU to OUercon1e
a Bad Constipation
There is a Mild LdxatiUe That
VIII Bring Safe and Pleas
ant Relief Over Night.

II is only natural that the simplest Of
ailments should he the most general,
and so We have a whole nation suf-
eriug from constipation and indigestion,
for they are closely allied, But com
mon as constipation Is many people do
not seem to know they have II. They
will complain OF headache. drowsincss
or biliousness. all unconscious OF the
cause OF the trouble.
You should have a fun and free move
mcnt az least once n day, II you pass n
day you are constipated. and the result
viii he that you will catch a cold easily
or have more serious ailment To
euro the constipation and forestall still
Eraver trouble take n dose OF DR. CAld-
firing and by morning reief will come,
without disturbance from sleep or any
Inconvenience.
Legions OF people use II regularly in
such emergencies some OF them former
ly chronic invalids, who had suffered
from constipation all their lives Mrs.
NJ Frants. 81 Eighth ST., Salem, Ohio
took physics for years and, worst OF
all, without much avail Finally, she
began to take DIR. Caldwolrs Syrup Pep
sin and today she is no longer troubled
and eats what she likes. Many Others
will tell you that they have tried most
things recommended for this purpose
but have fouad Syrup Pepsn the only
one always reliable. A bottle can be
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28
The Virtue of Temperance;
Sunday Sermon Worth Reading

goodly virtue OF temperance In all things
The fanatical zeal of the incorporate
reformer is not wholly without its use,
albeit such lopsided zeal is not alto
gether lovely and admirable. A John the
Baptist crying in the wilderness some
times sets men to thinking when more
temperate actions would pass unnoticed.
But the student OF history who realizes
this fact also realizes that the pure limpid
truth usually Is found between two eX-
tremes that call loudly to the seeker
after truth that they alone are in pos
session of the sacred fountain of right
living and doing. And il is peculiarity
of the Incorporate reformer that he
hates the temperate man more than he
does his extreme antagonist The total
abstinance advocates feel more hostile
to the moderate drinker than they do to
the drunkard The abolltionists were
moro intemperate in their denunclations
Of Lincoln than they were in their de-
nunciation of the slave holders. The man
or woman who will not travel to the
extreme is their deadly enemy. They
feel good deal as the Apostle John did
to the early Christians in the church at
Laodicea, when he said. Il know thy
works. thou art neither cold nor hot /
would thou ~ert cold or hot SO then
because thou art lukewarm and neither
cold nor hot, will spew thee out OF
| my mouth" John was somewhat in
| temperate in his language. but then he
wrote those words on the Isle of Patmos
: when much suffering seems to have un.
| hinged his mind.
The goodly virtue Of Temperament We
sing it's praises, and need its cool and
! healing hand on the brow OF our feyereC
age. Temperance In all things, as tho
Apostle Paul commended to his favoriti
disciple, Timothy.
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28

having a small diamond placed In a gold
setting placed as a crown to one OF hen
front teeth-all to be paid for by ho1
prospective husband BY and by we may
distinguish the engaged girl by her ght1
tering tooth-and the married woman by
two or tho same but II u Is ruled that
for each engagement and each marriage
a tooth must be decorated, dentists VIII
be ovcrworked and some women wont
have teeth enough TO go around-that iss
they won't unless there vs. railing otu
in the divorce line Of activity. OF course
tho now idea Is frcakish. But It's worse
BECAUSE when YOU sec n girl who has
no diamonds IN her smile you'll know
at once that she never has been engageoi
At present when finger rings are used
Il is easy for y girl to smile knowtngly!
but with tho evidence tackled to her teeth
every smile will be a revelation wont
u2-betroit FREQ Press,
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28

dinary price. There Is certain mineral
water from New England which is sold
all over the country az the drug stores
In two-quart bottles at IS cents The
water I'm the case costs 30 cents for two
quarts / ordered some OF this water at
a we'll known Philadelphia hotel and had
60 pay B cents FOR one quart At rhc
same ratio a two-uuart bottle would have
cost me 20 cents, or lust 'hr,, times as
much as the regular charge 10y toc case.
7 gave tip to- the waiter who brought
i'm the bottle and another to tho hoy who
brought In pen. ink and paper, and had
asked for anything else tho servant Of
the hotel who brought it would have cN-
pected something Tor himself Indeed,
tho tipping now common In the United
States is cNaspcrating. II makes one
think Of the American from tho middle
west who was taking his first trip to
Europe. lie had had TO pay tips every
where, and had seen hungry eyes and
greedy hands on every side. Al last, one
day, ne entered washroom where tho
bowl was hung on pivot. Above tho
water was the sign, please tip the
BASIN AS he looked he flushed, and
then turned and went out, saying
"I'u be hanged II | will. III go dirty
first"
That is the way one gets to feel II
| travelling over the United States thes,
| days. The custom OF giving tips Is =,
common that our Treasury Department
has at last agreed to allow fees in tn,
accounts of government clerks who travc
on government business. such tips how
| ever are restricted to each cmploye
| the amount OF so cents day to tn
walters OF hotels in certain large elite
and 20 cents night for sleeping ca
porters Ten dollars worth OF fees I
| allowed upon steamers which cross tn
Atlantic, and the same amount is pei
mitted for voyages to Porto Rico o
| Panama.
FRANK q. CARPENTER
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28

obtained at any drug store for fifty
cents or one dollar. the latter size being
bought by families already familiar with
it's merits.
Syrup Pepsin is mild, pleasant-tast1
ing and non-griping. Mothers give IL TO
tiny infants, and yet It is effective I'M
grownups 1t is for everyone who suf-
fers from any form Of stomach, liver or
bowel trouble. constipation, dyspepsia,
biliousness, etc. Its action will 20 de-
light you that you will forever avoid
harsh cathartlcs, purgatives, pills and
salts.
Families wishing TO try free sample
bottle can obtain It postpaid by address,
ing DR.. w. u. Caldwell. 4lS washington
st., Monticello, Ill. A postal card with
your name and address on II will do.l
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28
The redLcAoped boy.st the station expects 80 cents

sold for cents in the hotel, and It Is
well known that the New York Sunday
papers bring from to 10 cents each out
side the city. according to the caprice
Of the seller At most OF the Atlantic
City hotels the price for the Sunday pa
pers is 10 cents, and the same price pre-
walls as to many OF the New York papers
on railroad trains throughout the south.
other Items of Robbery.
In many hotels staple articles are fur
nshed at exorbitant charges over the or
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28

downtown, and II you don't like this
price you had better go there and get it."
Here was combination between the
publisher. VINO failed to put on the price
mark, and the railroad to take a rake
off of 25 cents from the travelling public.
Such things are manifestly unfair.
And then there is the extra charge at
many hotels for 1 cent additional for
every newspaper there sold. There Is
one hotel in Washington where daily
which sells for cents on the street Is
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28
Prices for Desserts.

1t used 20 be that the price for ice
cream was 10 or Is cents a dish
ut almost any hotel. Now you pay
20 cents for each portion and the
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28


I object also to the prices OF vege-
tables and fruits. I know that apples are
scarce this year and that the prices are
high. But nevertheless Is cents Is too
much for single baked apple which out
side the hotels on the fruit stand could
be bought for a nickel Set aside cents
for the cream and the cooking and the
hotel gets 20 cents for the apple alone
Its apples are bought by the barrel AMI
at the low estimate of 800 apples TO the
barrel makes me pay at the rate of $50 a
barrel. This is right high for apples.
II is the same with potatoes. During
this whole trip ! have had to pay 20
cents and upward for one or two baked
In the skin, which must be at the rate
Of something like $50 per bushel Spin
ach Is sold at about the same rate. and
lima beans and cauliflower bring IS
cents for a good double handful. AS TO
new corn in season, the hotels have been
selling that at about 10 cents an ear.
The average barrel Of field corn will hold
600 ears Of twice the SIZE of the green
stuff that comes to the table. At 100
ears to the barrel. they are now getting
about 500 a barrel for their corn. And
stin it is said there Is no money n
Jarmingl
RrIaea for neaserta
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28
immortal sayings.

striker OUT
John. did you mail that letter l gave
,ou when you went to the office this
morning.
Pa, give me a niCkelE
Fellow Citizens!'
Pass the butter. please'
Mr. Chairman
Honest, pet, you're the only girl {
ever loved"
Society? Huh Anybody can go IN
society An il takes is moneyl"-St. Louis
Republic,
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28

replied.
Mamma, | love you awful much" said
little Amy, as she put her arms around
her mothers neck.
And ] love you, too Amy. when you
are good" replied her mother.
But, mamma continued the little
miss not TO be outdone, II love you
Just the same. even when you amt no
good"
Willie had not been very bright In his
studies, and his father was very much
surprised one day when his son, on his
arrival from school announceda
Father, was next to head In my class
today"
indeed" surprisedly exclaimed his IA
ther, and how many are in your class,
Willie?"
Two" unblushingly answered the son.
Say. Mister, where do you live?" in
quired the small brother of the lady upon
whom Mr.. Blank had called to pay heI
his weekly attentions
AT s46e Grand avenue" replied the
young man. Why do you ask2'
Oh well, said the young hopeful,
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28

big sister is wrong then. cause she has
had Pa looking you up In Bradstrcct,'
Now, Mamie. said the teacher
which is the correct form-the dog and
the cat is there or the dog and the cat
are there
Mamie
what" cried the teacher
"Nessum,' said Manic; because all
there is slang. ma'am, and nice little
goyls don't use H."
II was IN a suburban town aud the
good minister had taken his class ot boys
on little picnic out In the woods
Each was supplied with a basket OF
fruit and sandwiches, and as they sat
down In a picturesque spot TO appeaso
their sharpcned appcutes, the minister
asked!
Nov. boys. what is the best and most
appropriate time to thank the Lord
The boys looked at each other In silent
questioning.
What does your father do when he sits
down to his mcalsH'
one Of the lads, a little rcd-halred
chap. promptly answered.
'CuSs the cook ~
Omaha daily bee., 1913-12-28
PRATTLE OF THE KIDDIEs.

81 don't want to ever be angel" " an
nounced small Harold one evening.
why not, dear2' asked his mother.
Cause the angels have to work too
hard llghtin' all the stars at night an
BLOWN 'em out in the mornin'. ." no
replied.