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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-06

IS Po.E coaAty in the comNcti-
ton 10 .cs.rc lie $4,000 oltel d bs
the ~, InlA al 10 hvip improve
county ro,eda where there is rural
route leinelr, NJ der certain coNdi-
tiona,' We note that Suyunee conn-
ty, through her chamber OF COM
ClcrCe, is reaching odt for it, Tha
conditions ior getting the money
were stated by Postmaster General
Hitchcock in letter to Former Gov
crnOr Gilchrist and are as follows:
IF you will cause to be selected
In Florida a suitable road about fifty
miles long, over the entire length of
which there is delivery of mail by
rural carriers, and will arrange to
have $.r,u00 raised by the State or
local Subdivisions thereof the gov
eminent will set aside $4,000 from
the appropriation granted by Con-
gress and will cXpcnd the sum of
100000 thus provided, for the i'm
provemcnt and maintenance of the
road selected"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-06

work constitution, like ether SCI.
wants past the are of eff, iency
hasn't many friends loft.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-06

Butler 9 /, ef.nl. Yer v 'e
sir. is CLIMBING oot Of Ito winGoa
to elopc with yonr chauffeur. sir.
Master um9h. AK them, Il;
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-02-06
HENRY BACON, Manager.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
From the same Office Is issued
THE LAKELAND NEWS

A weekly newspaper giving a re-
snme OF local matters. crop condi.
lions. county affairs. etc. Sent any
where for 800 per year.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25

clothes. One day my husband got the
neighbors in to see what the matter was
but they could not help me. My first
thought was for Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and l sent my hus-
band out for it and took it until / was en-
tirely cured. am woman of perfect
health and my health and happiness
came from Lydia E. Pinkham's medi-
cine. You may rest assured that l do
all I can to recommend your wonderful
medicine to my friends. - MRS. FRED
STONE, Route No. 3, Malone, N. Y.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. 1t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, infiam-
nation, liberation, tumors, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, bearing-down
feeling, fatulency, indigestion, dizziness,
or nervous prostration. Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is the STAN
dard remedy for female ills.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
Fruit Growers, Attention.

"CoYer Crops for Michigan Orchards
and Vineyards" is the title of new bull.
letiD just issued by the Michigan Ex-
pertinent Station. Concise, practical
information is given concerning
This important phase of orchard
management The use of winter vetch,
sSovers. rye. oats. peas and other crops
are fully considered and the adaptable
ity of each to various conditions is dis.
cus'sd. Owners or managers of or
cbsrd. and vineyards should not fail to
write r',r free copy to Director r. 8.
Shaw, East Lansing, Michigan.
EAs. Lansing, Mich, July 10, 1913.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
EVERY STREET IN oWoSSo
Has Its Share Of the Proof That Kid.
ney Sufferers Seek.

Backache2 Kidneys weak2
Distressed with urinary ills2
Want reliable kidney remedy9
Don't have to look far. Use what
Owosso people recommend. Every street
in Owosso has its cases.
Here's one Owosso mans experience.
Let E. A. Thompson, $50 E. Main st. /,
tell It: Il first used Doan's Kidney
Pills about two years ago when / felt in
need of a kidney medicine and 1t is al.
most needless to say that they proved
very satisfactory, as would not desire
my name to be used publicly IL did not
know that they live up to representa-
tions. The worst symptom OF my com
plant was too frequent desire to pass
the kidney secretions also had weak
ness across my back. Doan's Kidney
Pills corrected my trouble and since
then when l have taken them they haye
always brought good results"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a and
take no other. Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
Chapman. Mcnamara & Matthews
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
4O6.7 8 o MINER BUILDING
once, Phone Union No. 1885,
Residence. Phone Union No. 5O7-red
Drain Lettiog Of Hinspeter Drain
Thursday, July 3Ist. A. D. 1918
at Residence Of Henry Hins-
peter, Section ! 6enning-
ton Township.

Notice is hereby given that 1, Alonzo Griffin.
County Drain Commissioner OF the County Of
day OF July A. d. 1918 NJ the residence OF
Henry Hinspeter In the Township OF Benning-
ton in said County OF Shiawssee at ten O'Clock
In the forenoon Of that day. proceed 10 receive
bids for the construction OF certain Drain
known and designated as II nspeler Drain"
to be located and established in the township
of Bennington In said County Of Shiawassee
and described as follows to-wit:
Commencing at q point In the Maple River
8 81 chains east and 1897 chains north Of W 4
post OF sec | Town N r e, Shiawassee
County Michigan, thence IL deg min on
the following described land: The n OF sw
n OF nwA Of said sec TT rae, II Dynes
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
AN APT PUPIL FOR FAGifl
Huron Police Capture an Elght-Ycar
Cid Buralar.

Port Huron. Mich. July ga bur.
glar at eight years. according to the
police. Is the confessed record Of Nick
Beck who was arrested for entering
and robbirg the residence OF Fenja-
min Duca. a bs chclor. Eeck admitted
the police say. that he had entered
the apartments and secured notes OF
the value OF $3.50 together with a num-
Der OF other articles.
This loot he secreted under the Sew
enth street bridge, where II was later
recovered by the officers.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
Tied In q Knott

describes the way you feel when You
are struggling with an attack of Chol-
era Morbus, or Cramp Collie. RENNE'S
PAIN KILLING MAGIC OIL unties
the knot and quickly gives relief. It
does the same work when rubbed into
the skin to relieve rheumatism, sprains,
lame back or stiff neck. It's q wonder.
snl remedy for internal or external use.
Price % cts Sold at Johnson's drug
otore. Sprague & Co., Collins Drug Co.
Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
REACH FOR POND LILY
Brothers Tip over and Both Of Them
Are Drowned.

Pontiac, Mich, July 15.-Reaching
for a pond lily il Judd's mill pond,
sixteen miles from here, cost the lives
of two Detroit boys. Charles Fisher.
twenty-five years old and John Fisher,
twenty years old, brothers, and nearly
resulted in the same fate for Fred
Purser, who tried to rescue them.
The boys were in a small rowboat
and after going around the pond stop
ped about twenty yards from shore to
pluck several choice lilies. Charles
lost his balance in leaning from the
boat and sank in fifteen feet OF water.
His brother, who like himself was I'M
able to swim, leaped from the boat
after him.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
Chained With Time.

The word "affectionate" is an in.
stance Of how meanings change. for
IN aRectionate person was originally
The reverse Of agreeable. the word
meaning passionate or willful. John
Knox in 1854 writes Of 1.-The govern
rneut Of an affectionate woman" being
~ rage without reason" and a century'
later another writer deplores the evils
az affectiOnate soldiers. And now. as
ANY nursemaid knows, affectiODate
soldiers have no evils.-London Stand
ard
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
The Value of Drainage.

Drainage removes the surplus water,
improves the character of the soil,
makes the available supply Of water
more abundant, warns the soil and in
ereases its available food supply, aerates
u, prevents erosion and heaSine, in
sreases plant growth.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
Every Farmer Must

Have something to keep his animals
healthy. Those who use HARVELL'S
CONDITION POWDER have no troub.
be. 1t keeps working horses sound pur.
dies the blood, puts on flesh and makes
the coat smooth and glossy As a poul.
try powder there Is no better. Itwards
off disease, brightens the plumage and
Increases the yield of eggs. Price %
cts Sold at Johnson's drug store,
Sprague & Co., Collins Drug Co. Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25

talnly done me q lou
of good. / first heard
of it when / was a
girl andI always said
that if / ever had fe-
male trouble / would
take it.
81 suffered from
mic infamma-
ton and would have
spells when I would
be in such pain that
/ would tear nv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
CARNEGIE BOMB Is CELERY
National ouardsnnen Called Out 4
Shoot Holes In Il.

New York, July 23.-The bomb
sent to Andrew Carnegie, the stee
millionaire, was loaded with greer
cheese.
New York police officials discovere,
this, after calling out whole squat
of National Guardsmen to shoot holeI
into the bomb" at distance of sol
yards. No policeman would volunteer
to try target practice on the bomb
because of the reports of its deadli
ness which experts had made.
Five bullets pierced the bomb"
di not explode. Then bomb exper
gingerly unpacked 1t. 1t was found t.
be filled with celery and Mayonnais'
dressing.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25

Can't look we'll. eat we'll or feel we'll
with impure blood feeding your body.
Keep the blood pure with Burdock
Blood Bitters Eat simply, take exer-
else, keep clean, and you will have long
life Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
The South Venice farmers Club.


The July meeting of the South Venice
Farmers club was held at the pleasant
hOme of Mr. and Mrs. r. G. Bailey.
The meeting was called to order by
ahe president, r. G Bailey.
Song by club. CHOSE Evening Bells. 4"
Devotional exercises conducted BY
4rs T. L. Stewart.
Song-Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Owen.
Recitation-Mrs. B. w. Calkins.
Resding-Mrs M. J. Miller.
Song-Miss Romano Bucket, who
kindly responded to an encore.
Reading-Mrs. Elmer Empie.
Song-Mrs. Bush Moore. who re-
sponded to encore @0 =
a'Current Events-Miss Susie Empie.
Duet-Miss Romaine and Mildred
Buckle.
Reading-Mrs. M. NJ Byington.
instrumental music-Miss Tillie Mil
bar.
Instrumental music - Miss GLADYS
Whelsn.
Question box in charge of Bert Col
Inns, which contained six good ques.
Mons.
Motion made and carried that MIR.
and Mrs. Pearl Roe be admitted as
members of the club.
We then adjourned for an excellent
supper served by our hostess and to
@eet in August with Mr.. and Mrs. j. J.
Empie. M. E. L.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25

1IDon't use harsh physics. The reaction
weakens the bowels, leads to chronic
constipation. Get Doan's Regulets.
They operate easily, tone the stomach,
cure constipation. Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
TO DIVIDE THE EXPENSE
State May Join Jackson to Preserve
Elair Home.

Blair Home.
Jackson, Mich. July 23.-Ja ckson
will cooperate with the state in pre-
serving the home of Michigan's war
governor. Austin Blair.
communication was received from
Governor Ferris by the city council
In which the governor suggested that
the state purchase the Governor Blair
property in this city and that Jackson
pay for its maintenance
A committee was appointed to go to
Lansing and confer with the governor.
and It is believed that a satisfactory
arrangement can be made whereby
this city will care for the property up
on It's purchase By the state.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
MILITANTS BURN MANSION
"Asquith 10 to Blame" Motto Of the
Arson Squad.

London, July ga militant suf-
fragette larson squad" set fire to a
large unoccupied mansion at Perry
Bar, near Birmingham, and burned It
to the ground. Placards were posted
in the vicinity bearing the words:
"AsQuith is to blame" and Release
Mrs. Pankhurst!".
A number of suffragettes who had
been barred from entering the house
Of commons hired steam launch and
from the Thames harangued the NOM
bers of parliament for half an hour.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25

The beauty and virtue of women
are superior to the virtue and beauty of
men, but no one can be beautiful when
in the throes of deep-seated hacking
cough or cold. Nothing will bring greater
relief than Aliens Cough Balsam. Sold for
over half century. Endorsed by those
who use it. 25c., SOC. and 81. 90 bottles.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
w. G. T. u. Picnic.

The w. c. T. U. held its annual pic.
mic at McCurdy park, Friday. The day
was ideal and large crowd attended.
After the dinner was served an inter.
ssting program was given consisting
largely of readings and musical mum
beers by the children. An address was
given by Prof. r. Thane Cook, Super.
intendent of the Pratt County High
School, Of Pratt, Kansas, on "Prohibi-
ton in Kansas" Prof. Cook said that
Kansas is not merely nominally but is
actually dry and that the few violations
Of the state prohibitory law are severely
Rnnished. MRS. JENNIE Cook.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
IN SUCH PAIN
WOMAN TORE
HER CLOTHES
Testifies She Was Restored
to Health by Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Malone, N. Y, -" Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has GER
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25

my child was burned terribly about
the face, neck ana chest. applied DIR.
Thomas Eclecrric Oil. The pain ceased
and the child sank into a restful sleep"
Mrs. Nancy M. Hanson, Hamburg.
N. Y. Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
0WoSSO MARKETS.
Owosso. Mich, July 25, 1918.
GRAINS

Quoted by Fred WEIGH.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1913-07-25
owner asa chains to point go chains OF the
ae corner of said slauda

owner oof cnhins 10 point Wv cnAius OF the
50 corner OF said lands.
Length OF drain on said land is 6.s4 chains.
Thence 9 II deg min on the following des.
cribed lands: The n OFFS OFFS OF " y OF
owner ole chain, thence . 2n deg " 4.ss chains
thence 8 IL deg W oil chains TO u point $50
chains Q OF the 50 corner OF said lands.
Length OF drain o. said land Is 4.86 chains.
Thence IN deg W on the following described
land: The " OF sw u OF NV OF said SEQ I
4 NJ R2 r, John Lytle owner, 3.<5 chains
thence 81 deg 10 min I. 80 chains to q point
07 chains W Cf the Sc corner of said land.
Length, OF drl In on said land Is o. chains.
Thence II deg 10 min on the following
described land: The NV ofsw y OF said sec
thence 8 IL deg Q i.bo chains thence s 2sh deg
345 chains thence Q deg W So chains thence
4lh deg W 5.i6 chains, theLce 81 deg
e. h7e chains thence 50 10 deg l.ss
ssl deg 0 2.77 chains to a point sos Grains W
OF the Sc corner of said lands.
Length OF drain on said land Is 23.26 chains.
Thence 38H deg on the following described
land The sw 4 OF sw u Of sec T6 N RE,
aforesaid Ira Snyder and wife owners, OF,
chain thence 60sl deg $50 chains thence 8 3s
deg Q $50 chains to a point 1917 chains Of the
Sc corner OF said land
Length OF drain on said land is e.S4 chains.
Thence SO deg on the following described
land; The \ Of w y Of said sec T6N re-
70, A. L. q y. II. HartshorD owners, 63s chains
thence S2n dege COS chains thence 6 "a deg
az chains thence 76h deg Q. 76 chains to the
terminus OF said main drain at q point 4.58
chains OF the Y post Of said sec T g N RE-
T..
Length of drain on said land is 20. SO chains.
Total length OF Main Drain Is 1879 chains.
BRANCH NO. 1.
Commencing at stake No. q plus 1l6 in the
Main Drain as above described thence 1917
min " on the following described land: The
Of sw u OF sec Il N RE- r Aforesaid, A. K,
+. E. Hartshorn owner, 8 Of chains thence 8
81 deg W 2 80 chains to the terminus OF said
Branch No at a point LII chains a of the
II post OF said sac T6N RE.
Length OF drain on said land is s.s1 chains.
BRANCH NO. 2.
Commencing In the Main Drain as above des.
crioed at station No. 80 plus 80 thence on the
following described land: The 9 u of sw u of
said sec T N r 3 4. A. e. and r. E. Harris
horn owners, 4.6l chains to the terminus of
said Branch No. . at point 80 links n and l.SO
chains OF the " post OF said SEQ T g N r
Evening star., 1913-11-14
Bows New Furnishings.
Children S and Girls Shoes
For ScA0oI and Dress Wear.

The making OF proper shoes for
girls and children requires more
than the mere Use OF good leather
and findings. though these are
most necessary. Comfort and fl
receive just as much attention il
our shoes as quality, and style is
given great consideration.
Iron Clad Shoes in gun metal calf
skin. button and lace style; patent colt
skin. button only. with cloth or Eidskin
top: all sizes from u 10 =. and priced, ac-
cordins to size. al
s2.@o. S2.5o and $500 pair
Misses and Children $ White Buck skin
Iron Clad Shoes, very smart aud stylish,
the best in quality and workmanship. the
finest il fit and wear. sizes u to >. and
priced according To size.
S;.co $50 and $500 pair
Special Shoes for growing girls OF girls
requiring sizes above >. In these We have
incorporated our special ideas gained from
a close observation of preferences eX-
pressed by our patrons while selecting in
our shoe department. They are shoes
that are just right for girls going into
womanhood. Sizes -. TO t.
Black Calfskin. Button. s:;oo and 500
pair.
Tan Calfskin. Lace. $500 pair.
Patent Coltskin. with cloth or kid top,
$500 and $50 pair
Third floor. Tenth
Evening star., 1913-11-14
Many 1Alhacilue
STYLES IN Girls Hats.

And every one OF them possess
ing that subtle charm which
mothers and their daughters have
long ago learned to expect i'll our
selections. Both the dress and
the tailored models are abundant
ly represented; great number OF
the soft, crushable. easily adjusted
shapes are here. and they are
splendid for school and EVERYDAY
wear.
New Nelvets. in beautiful mod
els OF splendid quality. prettil,-
trimmed with fur. flowers. fruit
and ribbons: a smart touch Of
daring color is III many OF them.
SPECIAL VALUE FOR TO
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS HATS at
$I.5o: good quality. in desirable
shades OF black, navy blue. brown
and gray; soft. crushable style
that can be made into anv shape
preferred.
Third door. + ST.
Evening star., 1913-11-14
Vey C0rsets and Corset


As widely varied as girls and
misses are in their figures. growth
and development just 50 compre-
hensive is our showing OF CorSets
and Corset Waists. To be able to
tit every girl and miss perfectly
has been our constant ann. and we
ask YOU to visit our Corset Sec
ton. expecting IL find Your exact
requirements met with a suitable
model
Mauy of our models in corsets are SO
light and pliahly buned that they are
really little more than shapely corset
waists: they are most effective IN per
forming their mission. however, being
specially designed for developing figures,
and capable OF muldius them d. they
should grow.
Excellent models at SI.oo, SIS
and $500
our Corset Waists and Girdles include
all the best makes. among them the
Well known Ferris. which * 50 universal
II popular. because Of its scientific model
ing. Every waist We show Is carefully
desiened for yoans and growing girls
Priced at SOC. ST 90 and up.
Third hoor. center
Evening star., 1913-11-14
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YOUR HAIR MAY BE
YOUR FORTUNE

Beautiful hair has made the for
tune OF manN a woman. by adding
I charm and loveliness to an other
wise plain face Nothing means more
] to good looks than beautiful hair 1t
adds to the attractivenesS Of every
feature Without IL YOU can't be
{ beautiful: with ii You will be at
least pretty,
To have beautiful hair. use Har-
Z mony Hair Beautifier. 1t will i'm
prove the beauty of your hair. TAX
ing away the dun harS hness and
striuGiness. Softenins and polishing
every hair in your head and making
s il soft silky glossy. easier To put
I up and keep ia place, ana at the
same time giving II rich and last
I ing rose fragrance that viii de-
I light both You and those around
YOU.
! Very easy To apply simply sprinkle
+ a little on your hair each time before
t brushing il, II contains no oil. and
( sill not change the color of the hair
nor darken gray ha5t-
I To keep yoar haT and scalp dan
druff free and clean. use Harmony
J Shampoo This pure liquid shampoo
gives AN instantaneous rich lather that
4 Immediately penetrateS 10 every part
OF hair and scalp. insIing u quick
aud thorough cleansing Washed off
lust az quickly, the entire operation
takes only a few moments.
Eoth preparations come ~ oid->uApe,l. very
) ornamental bottles WITH sprinkler tops
Harmony iIaH keaniiel. sl.Gn- HARMONY
Slialnpao. 80. B"fU guaranteed t. satisfy
Z uu in sScrS Naa- ne YEAR money back. Sold
j iH this community 9Hit At our store The
4 's,.xa Stnrt-NEe - sine Nose iham ut1
7 t.anaa and a,reai Britain. whE.h own TIN.
Iig liza enloiie iatora sutfes III BuSt0n. her,
{ foiiet Preparations r. maic . 'honnfli's
oru- Storc> aoi + ! NV, Wisconsin ave.
Evening star., 1913-11-14
GOV. BALDWIN GETS APPEAL.
Plea of Bessie Wakefield for Par
don Is Sent to Him.

To Cos. Baldwin of Connecticut. who
has the pardonins power over prisoners
convicted Of crime in the state courts
has been sent, without recommendation
the appeal of Bessie Wakefield, con
demned to hang for the murder of hei
husband The appeal was made to Miss
Jessie Wilson, asking her to use her in
fiuence with her father, the President ot
the United States in behalf of the con
demned woman. She asks for pardon oil
communication of sentence to life imprs
onment.
The appeal was forwarded from the
White House to the Department of JUS
tice. The Department of Justice for
warded the communication to the execu-
tive of the state of Connecticut as mat
ter entirely within his jurisdiction.
Evening star., 1913-11-14
Smart and Distinctive STYLES
in Young Mems Suits.

re" Young men know exactly the clothes they prefer
Dut they do want smart distinctive. napp, Our Noun
Mems Clothes are the kind they like to wear
Many fine and exclusive patterns in tbe hes+ or.,,, -, i
fabrics here-handsome effects with ,le Ill; -
readily the fallacy having clothes made oorde DER
capable designers have studied young and their clothes
ences with direct result in thought of compcc
satisfying them in every particular.
Handsome Norfolks many different types the seaa,
aordsevery modelled elegant garment two and
three button sacks goodly variation OF styles
Suits, $3.50, $500, $500, $1,000 and $500.
Overcoats, many models $500 and uD
Second dhoFs
Evening star., 1913-11-14
UST HUMAN
i NATURE
. .~ nAHa1oAr k2hnso3

man who has to eat his Thanks
giving dinner away from home is com
PEELED TO give the waiter an especiallv
large tip to be reminded even of the
name of the holiday
\ woman will yell when she sees a
mouse. said the man who goes on hunt
ing trips Yes, replied his Wife but
she doesn't mistake another woman for
the mouse ana shoot at her
The ballet dancers We admired once
seemed quite seantily attired. But nov
when for the street they dress rho
clothes they wear seem even less
The man who srieyes because life. holds
no more Illusions for him ought To com.
around and get mixed up ia f-w horse
trades with jed Tunkins.
So YOU have LADY policeman IN your
town." Yes. and three Of our most
promising Young men have fallen i'm Igv,
With her and are soiu- tu the dogs try-
me % get arrested,
There i a man whose kindly heart has
caused a lot 81 worry. ht. seeks TO draw
his friends apart from hustle and from,
hurry The current talk he never quote
on matters economic. he loves Ia. dear
old anecdotes parporting 10 be comic IL,
outtonloleS sou Oh the street. afraid that
you Will miss one. and SAYS in tones al
JOY complete old chap. have you hea I'd
this one And then he loudly Shout>
lilo, ho, and grabs YOU ov the collar
and SAYS. Excuse me. bur | know this
one viii make YOU holler, He waits fop
stories as they come, and as ne tries Ia
tell em. gets twisted IN his ceIebrtinl
and spTdlns his cer.oeium. His vans
are Just the same old stuff Vo4 listen ia
Zach season And He, 10 eall his genial
bluff to friendship would be treason III.