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The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Reversed.

"A dinner In one respect is vitality
different from a resolution In a meet
ing"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04

Young Doctor Emdee claims to
know a very great deal about race
horses"
Perhaps. but I don't think he's
much on a diagnosis. He's better on
post-mortem"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04

What were the provisions OF your
uncle's will?"
Il am to have all he left after the
payment OF his just debt"
That was kind. What did he
leave?"
lust debt"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
Different.

Some men drink deep
To drown regret.
While others light
A cigarette.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1913-12-04
His Excuse.

"Loogy yuh. Brudder Basus!" 60
verely said good old Parson Basster.
on Q recent Monday morning What
was de 'casion for 20 'sturbin' de
whole ong'eeatio1 last night BY
snawtin' dat-uh-way and Cen gittin' up
and trompin' out'n de church wild all
de ferocity Of blind hoss!''
"Uh-well. to tell de troof, pahson."
answered the culprit. rs amphibious."
"Whawhat's dat yo' specifies! Yo' II
what!
"Amphibious, sab. ! walks In muh
sleep."-Judge.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17

The following letter has been sent
to the various water users associa-
tons by the reclamation service
board:
The attention of water users is
directed to the appended letter ad-
dressed to the project engineer and
construction engineer Of the Rio
Grande project.
This letter was drafted In response
to a request Of the Elephant Butte
Water Users Association, that they
might be authorized to employ an
engineer who should be empowered
to check all plans and specifications
and estimates of cost prepared by the
engineers Of the service, and otherwis
te cooperate with them in all mat
tiers affecting the interests Of the
Water Users Association. When the
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17
Notice OF Final Account

Notice OF Final Account
In the County Court Of the State of
Oregon. for the County Of Klan-
ath.
In the Matter OF the Estate of Mary
J. Sutton. Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that Efie 8.
Chastain. Administrative Of the estate
Of Mary J. Sutton. deceased. has filed
In the county court her final account
as such Administrative. and that the
court has fixed Monday. the 2sth day
of December. 1913. at the hour Of 10
o'clock a. m. OF said day. at the court
room OF the county court. in klamath
Falls. Oregon. as the time and place
for hearing objections to said fnal
account and the settlement thereof.
EFFIE S. CHASTAIN,
Administrative of the Estate Of Mary
j. Sutton. Deceased.
24-l-S-l5-2Sh
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17

u aues spsm thai uonsen have mere
'aas a fair share of the aches AMI
pAlAs that asises humanity hoy
aus' 'sosp up" mast ssirsa sa ia''s~
10 ssi.s II eoassaatiy ashIns harAs "'
headaches, dlssy sp~iis, bearing 'ds~a
pains. they niue, staap oses. shea To
s,psp musas torture, Thry must saik
Aaa bena aud uosk ~s,h taeklnE
pains aud many aches from khidas,
'lls Keeping the kidusys ~eii has
spared saouaaads OF ~omea much
nssesy Head of = remedy fof Md
hers onis that IL endorsed by people
10 ,sia locality,
Mss, u. n, Heck ~Ih. stt Oak st..
"'as,s rsss, ore, says 4 used
bcan's kidney PILLS In my old homs
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17
HINDU COURTS
NIT At CUSTOM
PRACTICE OF WIDOWS BEING
BURNED WITH REMAINS OF
HUSBANDS IS BEING STAMPED
OUT IN INDIA
United Press Service

United Press Service
CALCUTTA, Dec. 1.-THE high
court of Allahabad has emphasized
It's condemnation OF the practice Of
''suttee"--the burning Ct widow on
her husbands funeral pyre-by In
creasing the sentences of two Of the
relatives OF a woman who thus re-
Gently sacrificed herself.
She was the widow of a wealthy
Brahman. and. according to the an
cient rite. which has been prescribed
by the indian government since 1899
caused herself to be burned alive on
his pyre in the presence Of the whole
village, her relatives assisting at the
ceremonies.
Five OF the latter were arrested or
the charge of "abetting suicide" and
were sentenced to Imprisonment BY
the trial court.
In their appeal 10 the high court
they failed to substantiate the de
! fense that the fire was lighted by
supernatural means. the flames de-
scending from heaven. and the appeal
was promptly dismissed and the In
creased sentence imposed.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17
CHINA HAS THE
iBOY SCOUT TOO
ui,iENTtlS PROVE ADEPT IN
MASTERING THE DRILLS AND
THE LIEE-SANlNGG METHODS
on rHE ORGANIZATION
nllod Press Service

United Press Service
WUcHANG. China, Dec. iI.--Chi-
nose educators and philanthropists
gathered here today TO discuss en-
larsemcnt OF the Chinese Roy Scouts
movement.
shanghai's Hoy Scout company,
which vas organized one year ago,
has proved successful, and so popular
that the Boonc University OF this city
organized n company which made It's
arst appearance at the second ami
ycrsary celebration OF tho birth OF
IN, republic. The company was or
sanixcd by two senior students, who
w,r, instructed by q, X. Welch
scout master of the shanghai com
pany.
rh, drill Of the company as par'
of tho ofiiclal anniversary program
nstonished Chinese and foreigners
n,lkck. This included drill Wit
stnyes, life saving and first aid. nr'
ayhting, ambulance work. pitching
tents. bridge building with slaves
Mors, and semaphore signalling
bridge building with ropes and box
ing,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17

Subscribe for the Herald. 50 cents
q month.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17
Picture Maker Treated
Employees Like Slaves

ne dieal. Aabmsssite zad HgIhiai to
~ Jossephsobs that all from this
,isB seSusalse hlh a. ht master,
Tea bet aud euod 'afhes. that all!
.na o. hasos aad tespac, him as such
ElsI I ~lIl sabnai; 'o his authority.
anA oo,sse nt ika, br shalt troa, tnc a.
a haa beet hts u@h ohlld 'hs, all
e tui otaoss sJ,sg By bim shall aud
all TO is~ tu nas. hoso,si hard =
saas saay AgpeA' io ~. 80 help me
ttbntah
skc sIF.s tes,iHoa ,hat fspSaiod1,
fpi nalsat faults ,hey had b.en b'at'
ally sussci BY it.sephsoa ~l'h lsa'h'
~ straps. ai,ss ssich he made ,be'n
tasa hSa had
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17
summons


Linkville. klamath County, Ore.
Hon.
j, n. Barnes, plaintiff.
T.. A. Howic, Defendant.
To l.. A, Howie, the above named De-
fendant;
In the name Of the State OF Oregon.
YOU are hereby required to appear
and answer the complaint died
against you in the above entitled
action on or before Tuesday. the 27th
day OF January, 1914. that being the
last day OF the time prescribed In the
order for publication OF this sum
mons, and II you fall 30 to appear and
answer, for want thereof the plaintiff
viii take Judgment against you In the
sum of $Si,90. together with interest
thereon at the legal rate from Octo-
/ her Is, 1913. and for costs and dis
Ibursements In this action. and for an
order OF this court that plaintiff may
have execution against a certain sum
OF money. $l94.4&, due to you from
Arthur c. Lewis. which said sum has
been attached and garnlshed In this
action.
This summons is served on the de-
lendaut herein by publication In the
Evening Herald. n daily newspaper OF
general circulation. printed and pub
lshed at klamath Falls. Oregon. not
less than once week for six con-
seeutive weeks. by order Of the Hon
fE. W. Gowen. Justice OF the peace In
and for the District of Linkville
klamath county. Oregon, made. dated
and filed In said action at klamath
Falls. Oregon. on the 18th day o.
December, 1913. the date OF the nrs
ublication thereof being Tuesday
December 18th. 1913.
JOSEPH s, KENT.
Attorney for Plaintiff
is-ss-s0-S-ls-s0-17h
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17

rsssa I'sess tkssvtee
inStsoS. tsss iTs--rhssaezi si's
sAtssiss s.a yaaas ssa. IN bic ssi'r
sluy. Marcus JossphsoH, hsssiAa
sasas.s at . ala company. s"da,
ssss to usAi 90 eaepiAiss of ,Ls ls'
sss,s suf -. rsevs@sian ot tfss'',
Ia csIiasss. Al Tbs preliminary hsa'
lss Is re-.s tissass psiir. eoa', s''s
ssass .As psudasea OF aa aGAsias
tsssn st oA,A TO walsh he s,,tn spiisi
aa sssl ssaesates 10 sats~t i,se, - 'o''
ssvs
=. at my aus ffe. viii. attef sAtee
ial consideration. ssrehs s~sar b,
A'aIssu aod that sll, 'faH 'hi'
"a, TO ,As saa OF ~ ss,as4, hto be
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17

10 Manizas. aud have also used
,hssa hrSr ito Grants Pass. suffered
mach frpm ~oAE kianSys, brought on.
{ lhsat by ,mVafQ dg.gkIak Ha,sS'
naaa'a kidary rills have strength
sbea IA, kidar,s aud improved my
hs Alth
rof sals b, all dealep Price 30
.tts ros,sr At.bafa Co, buffalo.
So Yosl. sa,s assals :o' the United
al toe,
tlsmsmbeF tho nano poah o anu
taLn no other,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17
Store i
Open
Evenings

No need catch c,d when you gee good Sweatee
| Coats 80. We have the best line in town n al
weights sizes and coors The prices range from 60c
| TO $3.50, and every garment good bay. ss
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17

Il is predicted that Western yell
low pine will furnish IN excellent
sourcc OF turpentine. AZ the South
.rn nine becomes exhausted.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17
Water Users Can Have
Project Books Audited

matter was submitted to Secretary
Lane, he instructed the commission
not only to extend this privilege to
the Water Users Association on the
Rio Grande project, but to extend the
same privilege to all water users a.
sociations that should request It. Ac-
cordingly. authority win BE- granted
to any duly accredited engineer rep
resenting any Of the water ussrs -
sociations requesting the same. Like
wise authority will be extsudsd to
any accredited representative or &C.
countant OF the Water Users Associa-
tion for the purpose Of examining the
official books. records and accounts OF
the various projects"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17

good grade OF excelsior Ia bo'nk
mad, from n,o.kllled Alpine hr and
Fas,rmsna spruce in Colo drAo'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17

by breeding bling fish found in
dark caves under red light for sew
oral years, German scientist has
succeeded In producing tish with use
ful eyes.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1913-12-17
WANTED!
Silent Pianos

We have eight parties on our wait
ing list for renting pianos and haven't
second hand piano in stock. There
fore we have decided to offer some
exceptionally liberal allowances for
seldom played pianos In exchange for
player pianos, Of which We have the
largest and finest stock ever carried In
klamath Falls.
Ask how much your piano 10 worth
to us. You will be surprised at its
value. There will be no more Christ
mas mornings filled with solitude OF
your house II you have one OF our
player pianos.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-13
.MoLLIE,s CONFESSION
BY. Dorothy Shaw.

By Dorothy Shaw.
1t was the second evening before
their marriage. All the arrangements
had been completed and for a brief
hour. the lovers were alone together
at the home of the bride-to-be.
Are you quite reconciled to mar
rying the daughter of a rich man,
dearest?"' asked Mo1lie Greayes, nest
ling up against Walter. Barrett; her
fianee. Just think! If you hadn't
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-13
He Was Smiling No Longer.

been so proud, Walter, We could have
been married two years by now
"And where would my self-respect
be, Mollie?" asked Walter. 81 love
you with all my heart, but L could
hardly live as a pensioner upon my
wife, could II"
"But, dearest, surely your love for
me is stronger than your pride"
urged Mollie.
well, but now shall have you
and keep my pride, too" he answer
ed. Il always knew that some day my
pictures would be snapped up. Wal
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-03-13


been offered a thousand dollars for
that seascape of mine and"
He broke off suddenly, for there.
were tears in his brides eyes.
What is it, dearest" he pleaded.
"Have 1 said something to hurt you?"
NO" she sobbed. But, Walter,
have been deceiving you these two
years. o, Walter, do you remember
telling me once that no matter what
I had ever. done or ever could do it
would make no difference in your
love for me?" -...--..-
"Surely, Mollie Come, what is it?
Somebody you once thought you
were in love with and haven't told
me about? Never mind, you don't
have to tell me as long as you love
me now. You do love me, don't you,
dear?" he continued, shadow of
anxiety crossing his face.
Mollie threw her arms round his
neck. 81 49,,
with all my heart" she sobbed.
"But, Walter-O, how can tell you?
But l must, even though you will re-
fuse to marry me-"
Nothing could make me refuse"
he answered. Nothing in the whole
world"
do you mean that, Walter? You
won't hate me for what 1 am going
to say?"
'Hate you, sweetheart"
Eyes, hate me! O., Walter, l did
it for the best. thought it was for
the best And now see that should
never have done it. 1t was father who
advised me-"
Come, out with it." said Walter;
but he was smiling no longer. What
could it be? Something dreadful, no
doubt, and something by which he
was to prove the sincerity of his love,
for her.
"Then listen, Walter, and let me
finish before you to say word" said
Mollie, sitting up primly and stif1y
The Washington herald., 1913-05-25
Decides to Take the Initiative.

decided to lick that bunch OF orrery
won't do its or hght myself out Of my job
in trying. And didn't much care which hap
peneG.
Now note this carefully.
At the particular time chose TO make my
move business was bad with or competitors
They were laying on men rather than put
ting them on They had not yet Weakened
10 the fact that our direct selling method
represented the ultimate salvation OF the
business. and consequently We were reaping
the orders right and left Working day and
night shifts on a factory that was the big
gest in the country. even on a regular eight
hour day alone.
made up my mind. I acted upon my reso-
luton I walked into Silas Crabb's private
office one bright sunshiny Monday morning
and asked him bIuntly:
Am I really the sales manager OF this
company"
His answer was significant:
You are-that is, right now you are"
And that's just the way he said 1t.
turned on my heel and walked out I
cleaned up my morning mai and dictated the
following letter to the oldest and most pro-
6uctive salesman We haG-the man who had
been fighting the hourly reports hardest:
Mr. John Fleming Keokuk. Ia
Dear Sir-You are hereby discharged from the
The Washington herald., 1913-05-25


and its patrons must be pulled away from
these
Business was bad at first. The great aisles
were empty and the salesgirls had not enough
to do to keep them from going to sIeep. The
manager conferred with his advertising men
his window dressers, and the others who
have the job Of drawing custom. but bust
ness did not improve. Then the manager
had an idea. He gave an order for a little
blank booklet 1t had leaves, enough to re-
he wrote the advertisement. 1t ran:
Come to the Big White Store and learn
how to save money. We put II before you
in black and white. Get the Comparison
Booklet"
From curiosity, few women responded
TO the first advertisement To each was
given little booklet with lined columns
showing what the prices for various articles
were in the Big White Store. Then, on a
blank space, was printed:
You have seen our prices? Now, go to the
other stores and find out what you can get
these same goods for on credit. You'll real
ize then the saving which will come to you
from trading with u.s.
Again curiosity won. The women took
their booklets around to the other stores
Just for the fun of IT and compared prices
They went back to the cash store and began
buying goods. And the aisles OF the Big
White Store are crowded now.
The Washington herald., 1913-05-25
All That They Said Was True.

Our older men were particularly Indignant
They wrote answers to my general letters
that pretty nearly set fire to the envelopes
that carried them.
They wrote letters to Silas Crabb They
informed him that l was wbppersnap-
per which he undoubtedly knew already
they made the truthful statement that they
were selling goods before was permitted out
OF my crib, and what didn't know about
the business was in. and the sales manage
ment end Of it in particular. would I'LL an en-
cyclopedia and leave enough material over
to ill several newspaper editions.
And the worst Of II was that IT was true.
The truth always hurts. 1t hurt me. But
/ was getting tC the point where my pride
riding my personal feelings and I wasn't
going to be downed by any crowd Of statesmen
that ever carried a sample case and didn't
take enough orders.
And in the midst of this pandemonium my
sales Sheets showed that the three men who
were reporting every hour Of their day had
increased their sales
This was an indication-it showed that
these reports kept a watchrul eye over the
statesmen. 1t showed that my plan was right.
The Washington herald., 1913-05-25

L st,.n IA rffIr ar
n saw, \. owe. r,or. thar baIr ~ nj,
success n the unusual co5n4rat,or
he ba, .ncca.d.s g. r.,,,ro ,ror, ~,
statesmen ana hsoeus. he T. anabled
in this wav ~ 90, /. Sra, lin. 90 rhat 10.
consumer wants u. an. ~ ,orIo,,,i, =
story TO illustr.t. h., 81. ,,., ro-L, ,,,,
We do NOT loot mr., o. r,.-a,,
a. salesman lint nav. ,ra;,.d 49,, % hs
investigators a. we'll coIrr shout iron,
town to town as thav 40 ., an -. a,
the country, visiting all sorts ~ s,orss .n5
having a chance to observe the It.as and
disiikes of both deaIar ana uI+Ir,a,a co,,-
sumner. they are in an excepsnt r.os,tior, %
give rs advice on our f.,turs o,,,n,,t
Wa ds,sn5 ,,r.or s+v,. c,.,,,n..
,nfnr,,a ton On trad. tsr,5s,cI.. 49,
,n1 o,,r .,o.oL "a z.,,I, -.
models. b,,t tbev can, tel, N, ~, -
abor, uba, sort ~ sbo. r,iII Iii -. - =
cer,ain tsrrttorv a. can saIssros, ~ -.
been trained IN learn vba, m. t-ss. -,
Our men long ago had tbI, nr1ncsr,s +ro--
ousblv drilled into mem and a. q rss,,r, ~.
bav. recssv.d sor~ r,sgb,, y.Iu.hI. 90
.or. =, o,,- ..,a.,,.,
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ws,a not giving ct,o, .,d h.rrss -.
% sor,,. ,ha 5j-,.,,I,,. T-nI. ..Tas-..- -.
a. ~. g.. - IL. xa,.o- a.. :, g.
b., ,o,,,a &, ~. 80, -,
- TO- .r,.-a1 90 - o.. -
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~ So as a-i' VI mem
Nv ~, 90 -, Ho eoou az
81 90. ~ IIa't a'-N
m
",IO SaM (
~ HNe
$3.50 III" ~ ING po-i u fea4 river
~ stAiI nav riie ehal1ce 10 co
'4S H''i4e. o~i salesman
~ az '''''t I-s'e'ieF ai'o Ahe"
Jus. ''"' We "ouIu van nm 10 90 IN such
The Washington herald., 1913-05-25
Adyertises Lack of Sense.

STRANGELY enough, men Of remarkable
wisdom about things outside themselves are
strangely unwise about themselves and waste
power which they much desire to have but
do not will to have. Even when they have
come to the years when they must reason
these are the years near and beyond forty,
usually. when much Of their vital energy
mas been spent and they have painfully felt
it's loss-they reason little about physical
causes bringing certain effects, to say moth
ing of mental causes bringing effects Of
sorts highly undesirable. 1t is folly for them
TO repine because a heavy lunch in the mid
die Of the day has for twenty years practi-
cally caused a loss OF two hours to each
day, or hastily swallowed and unsuitable
luncheons utterly untitled them in the end
for the work their ripened Judgment fitted
them to do.
A year or two since I heard a man describe
nervous sickness in which his mind had
been racked to the breaking point and his
body tortured as though it had been some
wholly mysterious and even wonderful
though unbearable experience. He was really
advertising his shame or lack Of common
sense. All the weller OF hideous expert
ence which he seemed to take pleasure in
dwelling upon was most ctscreditable to him
Yet he had evidently become a perfect an
cient mariner and must tell his tale. On the
railroad train he told II to one man while
dozen had to listen. hardly a one perhaps
realizing the meaning Of the story he was
telling. II a beggar with face swollen
from drink and dissipation had whined for
a totally undeserved sympathy this same
man might have turned from him with dis
gust-but really how much difference was
there between them? Anybody could see
what the beggar had done to destroy his
birthright. put unhinged nerves are not as
grossly visible as a red nose.
There is a vital energy Of mind. there is
a vital energy OF nerves. which are the in
termediary through which the mind works.
There 10 a vital energy Of the muscular sys-
tenn, but so closely are all these vital ener-
gies bound together that to tamper with
one is to weaken the others. and even to
destroy them. The mental and emotional
systems react on all the other systems. The
brain influences directly the blood fow, nu-
triton. the secretions. and 1t works auto
matically and perfectly in health. but in
disease 1t not only works imperfectly, but
almost diabolically.
The Washington herald., 1913-05-25
Br IRVING R.ALLEn.
: On Hts WAY

tween the hours OF g. m and y. m, with
the exception Of an hour for lunch.
How can / make sure that my time Is being
employed on my business? .-
The obvious answer was. Make EN- re-
port"
We had always routed out our men and ha d
them report from each town each day. but
had never asked for a detailed day report.
So sat down and made one up.
1t was divided into seven one hour periods.
with space opposite each hour for the sales
man to enter where he was at that time and
what he was doing.
We got up the reports and sent them out 10
the seventy-eight man We had on the road.
Out of the seventy-eigst three men used
them. Seventy ignored them entirely, and
five wrote indignant letters with reference
to punching time clocks" etc.
started in to get the reports back, but
came pretty near dlsorganizing the sales
force in the attempt.
And. what was worse. far worse. I failed
absolutely to get the men to use them.
The Washington herald., 1913-05-25
System Gives Way Under Strain.

With but slight knowledge of the past.
viewed in the light Of the present day knOwl-
edge Of what a man might make of himself
how he might save himself from disease and
its endless minute losses. as well as TO put
of till its due season the great and final one
Of death-a thinking man must realize that
there has been no devastation so terrible
and so useless-not war, not pestilence-as
that caused by man s ignorance of himself of
me simplest Of physical laws and the sim
pLest of mental
Men have for centuries studied the geog-
raphy of the world. and after thousands of
years so spent they seem to have learned
all there is 20 know Gifts length and breadth.
They are just beginning to open their eyes
to the fact that they have at least two
worlds within themselves whose geography
they should understand in every slightest
dstail-the geography OF their slimentary
system and the geography Of their nervous
system
Men can understand what one tiny drop
Of virulent poison can do-they understand
great and sudden but not subtle efects-but
You can urge upon them in vain the fact
that they are slowly poisoning themselves
by a high dilution Of that drop.
There are hundreds of people today that
believe that when they are siCk-when some
slowly undermining poisoning has finished
its course and they become Hit is because
God wills It though what has really caused
their illness may be as willful a negligence
OF rules Of health as putting their hand in
the fire would be a defiance of one OF the
laws the child earliest learns, that fire will
burn. Men are still but children when they
demand that they see the fame in order to
know that they are IN the ne!ghborhood Of
an object that will burn.