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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-12-21
Meeting Of Denositnrs

The committee representing the De-
pos1tors On the PenRAcoia State bank
viii report at the Court House Mon
day night, December q, 1850
J. N ANDREWS,
Chairman.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-12-21
ALA. FARMER
AGREES WITH
\. ]. LILLARO

NORTH ALBANIAN WRITES TO
SECRETARY OF PENSACOLA IN
TERsTATEE FAIR ASSOCIATION
AND SAYS THAT He BELIEVES
IN PLAN SUGGESTED BY LII
LARD AND ASKS FOR FURTHER
ADVICE.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-12-21
Currency Bill is Hanging
Up in Conference

Continued from first Page.)
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30
FOR SALE

60ft lot opposite Hotel Tulsa.
45-ft. lot, N Main St
Eight choice lots in Mitchell Crosby
Heights.
Seven-roOm house, S, Boston.
Eight-room house w. Third, three
blocks from post office.
fourth block Frisco trackage
TO trads for nice home on South Side.
See Dr. Wilson In dental office, 224 Il.
Second. Phone S25.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30
BOARD AND ROOM
UNFURNISKED ROOMS

FOR RENT Two unfurnished rooms. will
be vacant the 1st. Phone b. 39S5. 20
North Olympia.
TWO uufurnished rooms, gas and water
furnished Phone 254l
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30
POULTRY

FREE Present this ad at Binding Stevens
Seed CO for Free sample paUs Roup
Pills We are agents for Pratt Food Com.
pauy's Guaranteed Animal and Poultry
Regulators and Remedies 4i93
FOR SALE--A few Barred Rack corLcrels
Ward Alien IL North Nogales.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30
AUTOMOBILES

Pianos and Musical instruments
'OR SAIE-One upright grand story CLARK
S400 piano good as new, at bargain
address 304j care World.
OR RENr-Piano. Phone 1869.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30
FOUND
Personal

" }NTTD-ro sGont boy from one year
tl three years cid Address 32l6 care
World.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30
ROOMS For RENT

FOR RENT room, for let. hOa.rscppu.
everything n.u. no. ,h.o.u allowed
Ih'ht ''Ha, .-l Nth i'uIlh Fl.
FOR RENT ~I,.r... r,ou ,u, A.rb L
wood and nua., north OF Haskell ON
North EIwood
FOR kENI one large sleeping room sll
Aorlh Boston Phonr ll91-
FOR RtAI Light housekeeping room
ooagIn, all NoLlh bo.ld
ONE NICELY Furnished housekeeping rooms
o"e si,'llNE room. no HNluicHt t'os' lh
Nv West lMd 49,
rooms for light housekeeping at ple
North Nam
q uire pia,frr,d .Ip.m, I D...mrnt VIM
water and las ,,i Az 5l. Nonh Boall.-
SLEEPING ROOMS 2os sor.I pg,--
Phone aso
sI-Tp-Zg -Roog, ~ Go ,gr v--t Az
S,bm.5t. b1., 5II Nos. r.t 81.
SINGLE Ro011s tI lIr,- -,----,rr-r.
saoa pcr v,ra Phone '2,t0
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Wird phmr lgss
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,,s, ,.. 1,' -r.t R
---,
Wy HS,Glrn G,,N IN Vs,, 'ii'",''" ,i', '''''' W.
bpti.uLa.,. lHl..ut D
v1-, H' = l''-' .-.--.
lnrTi 'U' n.N'ru '"'''S ~ '' ",r'
ea y, - ,oo.IS @ i, 'h.'.'u lIo,aI
3rd aud Cheyenne Phone $3.50
IInI-sLIsFEp,l,. room, ,.io,, MI tqto
,rICC --,---1 Co., Ii-1, b,,--..,----.---,, pb-r-
"0C 'oo'"' '"I "s"' "oIS''' P''" ''''
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INo a lul"''nCG too',S, '"''No'' '''
"HG ! PcIso"2. 'u' 90 ,-Iu. --------
FOX hhN ninlSned room. Jar Eco, we
4, Jo'''o' '"u''' s"''"y u'o"''"' '-' ''
i,-,1, ,,l-,.g- 81, -, -.-,-I
ob IthN Ert".l ueu room, u'N a.. '.I .
fo' Hr"'t" WIN ROY "'''i. I"N'I, 1uH ,'''
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30

lNk SALE .r beautiful lo, Don Orruu AL.
d,uuu. rIutr iu school and .r iIrr 600 easy
iriu. Soc t.uut A Moor, IA Wrist Nail
Bldg phu, -l6u
r1e .,Ir -..,---, ,n--,. n,I-., ham,
close in ou south Side s,uI. mr4iun
northeast c1r.rr mont Im r.., SEQ
Grant a Moore, 5l4 firs, A.r mag Phone
-l"',
NOK SAlF room sugir muu,u huu.e
onh a. hlu... ou ~ ID u.sa.u brio, ~
Sa"rO uu r.t, terms. See a.ut a Moore.
5Il gr.i Nan Ble phou. -I,U.
--,,.--..,-l. ,.--.l. i,.--
'N 0H' ~ l,ln'i .'' IH'n "'4 N,N'n '1
l'n HI'' ANA I''rI I"g Peg. "."'' t''a'
niH sI,r 5'u q bargain Il l"h." " l"' '.
I'" Gay, Ntl unht- lu.'' REV.
10000 u.,. 5u.ft. tornr. r..... .ud It,
t.. DI Overall MIA. u.N..u.. 3D..
lh.mrg
in aero f.ru .oT. ,.l. .,.u.r. Id. p,n. .u..n.
Nluouuu White Os.nt.. mp b..
change N.rm1 Rsuk Phone ..p
ron S\fr -room sfr.t. Mau.l. h....
dose i. on .ouIhvtt ..a. .... school
and cu. 'ur. ,sy uws "a. ..,uuU ~r.
Grant Moore 'lA iir' '. ha- 'h'"'
.Itu
TOR SALE room BmgH.. .. ..u., .n .u,
south ds uf sas0ooo U.m o S..
rq.h balance r..y and poss. ... r..u, how.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30

teacher. "Comc, Morris, | want TO
read it,"
Morris reluctantly handed her the
paper, and she read;
please excuse Morris from schoo
today as he is needed at home
Harper's Magazine.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30
STORE AND OFFICE ROOMS

FOR RENT-Store room or office ljNIr
corner Cincinnati and Second Inquire
barrow Music Co
OEE suite Of two elegant rooms in new
World Bldg. Apply to Mgr TulsA World
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-30
STOLEN

STEAYFD OR STOLEN one Brown Jersey
fia'r,r. 2 years oll no marks or brands.
dis.uuoared about Noy S0th VIII pay $40
flr returu or 500 OD reward for conviction
" parry Il stolen 3C5 81. Zuuis
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18

while at Pierre, S. D. He was in Des
Moines last week and took lease
upon fine residence property on lola
street. one of the principal residence
streets of the city. Mrs. McAhren
went Friday and approved of the
house and location and visited rela-
tives and friends while in the city.
Mr.. McAhren is one of the young bus
mess men of Denison and all regret
his departure. He has been prOmi-
nent with his business associates in
furthering the prosperity of the city,
donating literally to all public enter
prises, an active member of the Com
mercial club and with all hale fel-
low we'll met among his business
friends. Both he and Mrs. McAhren
will be greatly missed in the social
circles, Mrs. McAhren being social
favorite, and their home one of the
hospitable ones of the city. They ex-
pect to leave not later than August
first. On another page of this issue
will be found page advertisement, in
which Mr.. McAhren makes his final
announcement as to his closing out
sale. Be sure and read the ad.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
Civil Service Examination.

The United States Civil Service
commission announces that an exam
ination for the positions of Clerk and
Letter Carrier for the postoftice at
Denison will be held June 2Sth.
The immediate purpose of the ex-
animation is to obtain register from
which substitute carrier may be ap-
pointed. This position is now vacant
and an appointment will be made at
the earliest possible date. During the
year 1912, substitute carriers were en-
ployed 60 days, and it is expected that
this year will give several days more
employment on account of increased
business.
Other examinations to be held this
summer are for typewriter and stenog
rapher for various branches in field
service, and for forest clerk in the for
est service and field clerk in the re-
clamation service. On account of gen.
eral shortage of eligibles, certification
for appointment to positions in Mon
tana and Wyoming will be made for
forest and reclamation service, great
ly increasing the chance of securing
a position.
For further information and applica-
ton forms for the Clerk-Carrier ex-
animation may be obtained from the
undersigned. Applications must be
filed with the district secretary not
later than June Oath
Applications for the typewriter and
stenographer examination will be fur
nished by Mr.. J. NJ. Shoemaker, Dis
trict Secretary, at St. Paul, MINI. This
will be held at Fit. Dodge and other
first class offices July Sth.
The forest and field examinations
will be held at Denison and all other
first and second class Offices in July
Applications for this must also be OBJ
tanned from the district secretary.
Everett Kemp,
Local Sec, Denison, Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
Will ENGAGE IN
WH0LESALING
M. J. McAhren Purchases Large Block
of Shares in Kelly Wholesale
Shoe Co. at Des Moines.
wILL MOVE FIRST OF AUGUST
Leases Residence Property on Princi-
pal Street, Two Doors From His
Brother, Dr.. o. w. McAhren

NJ. J. McAhren has decided to 10.
cate at Des MOines, and has purchased
an interest in the Kelly wholesale shoe
company at that place. We under.
stand that he has purchased a large
block of shares and will become one
of the active members of the concern.
The shoe company is reported to be
doing a large volume of business and
additional territory has been taken
in and new statesmen added to the
selling force. Mr.. McAhren is not an
entire stranger to the shoe business.
having carried a line of shoes in con-
nection with his clothing business
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18

in fine health now. If 1 ever have those
troubles again will take Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. - Mrs.
ED. FERRoN, BIG High St., Chippewa
Falls, Wisconsin.
Providence, R. LII cannot speak
too highly of Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound as it has done Won
ders for me and would not be without
it. l had organic displacement and
bearing down pains and backache and
was thoroughly run down when took
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. 1t helped me and l am in the
best of health at present. Iwork in
factory all day long besides doing my
homework so you can see what it has
done for me. I give you permission to
publish my name and I speak of your
Vegetable Compound to many of my
friends. - Mrs. ABRIL LAWSON, 126
Lippitt St.. Providence. r. I.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
HoMING PIGEONS LIBERATED.
Number Of Pigeons Set Free at Deni-
son Saturday Morning and Re-
turn to Chicago.

Last Saturday morning five hundred
and sixty-two homing pigeons were
liberated at the Northwestern depot,
to be allowed to fly back to Chicago,
from which place they were shipped
here.
The liberation is part of the ar
rangements which have been made by
the Chicago Concourse association of
that city, alterations having been
made at DeKalb, Rochelle and Ster-
ling, ILL.,, Dewitt, Cedar Rapids and
Ames, Iowa, previously.
Very few Denison people knew of
the affair and only small crowd was
at the depot Saturday morning at S
O'Clock to witness the event. The Con-
course association sent man from
Chicago to Denison to open the thir-
teen crates of birds and start them
safely on their return journey. 1t was
a great sight to see all the birds rise
simultaneously to height of $50 feet
in a flock, then turn eastward on their
long flight to Chicago. 1t was expect
ed that the first bird would reach
Chicago in eleven hours.
The birds were owned by twenty
five different men and were marked
by a leg band in order that their time
of arrival might be recorded as they
reached their destination.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
THIS WOMAN
HAD MUCH PAIN
when STANDING
Tells How Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound made
Her a Well Woman.

Chippewa Falls, Wis. have al
ways had great confidence in Lydia E.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
Remove the Mud Tax Burden.

No plan for spring work is complete
which does not include dragging the
roads. If this is attended to at the
proper time it insures good roads for
the season and removes the larger
share of that awful burden, the mud
tax In this matter the towns and
cities are equally interested with the
farmers, and their cooperation is not
generally hard to secure if the matter
is handled rightly. Road dragging is
one of those things that must be Sc
cured through cooperation if wide
spread benefits are to be enjoyed.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18

Misses Erma Naeve and Margaret
McHenry left Sunday evening for
Lake Forest, ILL.,, where they will at
tend the graduating exercises at Fer
ry Hall.
Miss Pearl Wilson, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. A. D. Wilson, who taught
school at Pearson, Iowa, left Saturday
for Ainsworth, Neb.. and will spend
the summer there with friends. She
has been visiting friends in Denison
for the past two weeks.
John F. Hoist, Jr., of Cloverdale
Farm, went to Ames Monday where
he will attend the midsummer meet
ing of the swine breeders association.
From Ames Mr. Hoist will go to
Prescott and Ellsworth in search of
suitable Chester White hog to head
his superior herd of Chester White
hogs. He has already set the date
for his next sale-Feb. 25, 1914.
Francisco Guidace, the Greek who
is charged with killing Howard Jones,
the fireman, in Council Bluffs, recent
ly was lodged in the Jail at Logan in
stead of the Atlantic Jail, where it
was supposed he had been taken. His
incarceration in the Harrison county
Jail was kept closely under cover all
the time, not person except the i'm
mediate officers knowing of the affair
until his removal to Council Bluffs
last Wednesday morning.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
Marriage Licenses.

The following marriage licenses
have been issued from the county
clerks office since the last issue of
this paper:
June 4: Lawrence Mcbride and
Pearl Radeke.
June 5: Dwight E. Green and Cath
crime Anderson.
June 10: Chris J. Iversen and Marie
A. Hagemann.
June II: Edwin G. Johnson and Ed
ma L. Hultander.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
DENlSoN
4dditional focal

Mrs. r. Beutel visited friends al
Woodbine several days last week.
The Misses Alma and Edna Wright
are in Ute this week visiting relatives
Mr.. VIM. Pfannkuch, of Buck Grove
was a Denison business visitor Sat
urday last.
Mr.. August Weinbrandt, of Vail
was pleasant business caller in
Denison Thursday.
Miss Helen Burch was in SchlesWig
over Sunday visiting her sister, Mrs
Albert Stoltenberg.
Miss Madlyn Halloran is spending
a few weeks visiting with her nieces
Hazel and Viola Kuhl.
Mr.. G. l.. Caswell and family
motored to Pocahontas Saturday, re.
turning Sunday evening.
Miss Gladys McCord was up from
Dow City Saturday shopping and call
ing on DenisOn friends.
Miss Lulu Bretthauer, of Charter
Oak. was in Denison several days last
week visiting relatives.
Mrs. Bessie Binnall, the Reviews
correspondent at Dow City, was a
Denison caller Thursday.
Mrs. Leila Woodland and daughter,
Miss Fay, of Manila, visited friends
here several days last week.
Mrs. Mary Mcmahon was in Manil-
la several days last week visiting her
sister, Mrs. Frank Comstock.
Gail Carey was down from Grand
Junction Sunday for visit with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. T. Carey.
Miss Kate Schumacher left Sunday
for Orleans, Neb., where she will
spend month visiting her parents.
Miss Edna Childress, of Deloit, was
in Denison several days last week
visiting her sister, Mrs. Paul Norris.
Mrs. Ed LANCER spent several days
last week visiting at the home of her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Hem
Lutte Seemann and w. E. Jenkins
left Monday morning for Glenwood
Springs, where they will spend two
weeks.
Charles Helsley left Thursday for
Des Moines and will be employed by
the Midland chautauqua people for
the summer.
Miss Della Hickey, of Vail. has &C.
cepted a position as clerk in the dry
goods department of the Balle-Brod-
ersen store.
Mrs. ]. c. Saul and children left
Monday for Douglas, Wyo., and will
spend the summer on the Saul ranch
near that place.
Mr.. Ed LANCER is the proud pos.
SCISSOR of fine new auto, which he
purchased from the Denison Auto
company recently.
Mrs. John Rachwitz returned Thurs
day from Charter Oak, where she
spent several days visiting her sis
ter, Mrs. Il. Thompson.
This week the birds will be shipped
to Norfolk, Neb., and released there
Saturday morning and the week fol.
lowing to Bassett, Neb.
Miss Emma Nielsen left Monday
morning for Aberdeen, S. D.. where
she will visit at the R. A. Romans
home for several weeks.
Mrs. George Fletcher and children,
of Aberdeen, S. D., arrived in Denison
last week for an extended visit with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Bale
A deal was consummated last week
whereby Mr.. Henry Schramm becomes
the owner of the Ferdinand Volquart
sen property in this city, the consid
GRAFTON being $3.50.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
Something Wrong.

"Have you ever been married be-
fore?" asked the license clerk.
Great heavens, young mani" ex-
claimed the experienced prima donna.
Don't you read the papers?'
Whereupon she wired immediate in
structions to discharge her press
agent. -Washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18

The College Quartet
Truman Joseph Spencer
Miss Laura Cramer
Miss Dorothy English
Mrs. Lila G. English
Old Virginia Quartet
Franklin Menges
Alize Florence Stitzel
Edgar Martin Evans
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18

A scientist says that people would
have more sense if they did not wear
hats. Yes, and husbands would have
more dollars.-Charles News and
Courier.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
Thursday, June -, 1913.

IHuFSudy, Julie II, I3Io.
ALA H. Fisher and husband to J. H.
Patterson-SR SEA SWA, We
SEA SWA; NV IA Sc IA SW IA;
N. 1917 a. S. Is "a a. S. 20 a. E. 35 a.
VIZ SWA 3O-S2-40. Con. $2,400.00
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18

Plnkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound as I
found it very good
for organic troubles
a nd recommend it
highly. l had dis
placement, b a OK
a h e an d pains
when standing on
m y fe It for any
length of time, when
l began to take the
medicine, but l am
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1913-06-18
Human Nature.

Teacher-Now, Tommy. suppose you
had two apples and yop gave another
boy his choice of them. You would tell
him to take the bigger one, wouldn' t
you?
Tommy-NO.
Teacher-Why?
Tommy-Cos 'twouldn't be neces-
sary.-Spokane Spokesman-ReyieW.
The Washington herald., 1913-09-29
MRS. BLAKE WILL CALL
off SUIT, ISBELIEF
Surgeons Wife Will Not Prosecute
MiIEon-DoIlar Action Against
Society Matron, Is Report.
MACKAYS MAY BE RECONCILED

New York. Sept. 2S-Mrs. Joseph A.
Blake. wife of the noted New York sur
geon, will not prosecute her suit for
81, 100000 against Mrs. Clarence II. Mackay.
for alleged alienation of DR.. Blake's 5
affections. This is the belief tonight OF
those in the confidence OF Mrs. Blake.
At the same time it was learned that the
reported reconciliation between Mrs.
Blake and her husband had not occurred
and the breach separating them is SAID
TO be as wide as ever.
Interest now centers around the analrs
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Mackay. Mr.. Mackay
is in Paris with two Of his children, and
has refused to say anything concerning
the case. while Mrs. Mackay continues
to politely deny herself to all inter
viewers at her home in Portland, Me.
However, a woman who mas known Mrs.
Mackay since she was Katherine Duer'
the most popular debutante of New York
society, stated tonight that Mrs. Mackay'
friends are confident that Mr.. Mackay
will return TO his wife.
Mr.. Mackay is known to have informed
his attorneys that he would stand behind
his wife in the alienation suit or any
action which Mrs. Blake might bring
against Mrs. Mackay. Mrs. Mackay has
told her friends that she is in daily cable
communication with her husband.
The Washington herald., 1913-09-29
TRAILS HIS BROTHER
MISSING 19 YEARS
c. c. James, of Roanoke, Va, Searches
West for Fred M. James, Who
Has Changed His Name.

Spokane. Wash, Sept. &-On what he
hopes is the last part of a search that
has continued nineteen years: taking him
from coast to coast, c. c. James. once
of Joplin, Mo, now of Roanoke, Va, ar
rived in Spokane this week seeking mis-
brother. Fred NJ. James, aged forty-four
years.
Since he dropped from the sight of his
relatives Fred NJ. James is reported TO
have made a fortune in mining in the
Spokane country and later to have
changed his name to satisfy the strange
idiosyncrasy that manifested itself from
youth-cOncealing his whereabouts from
his own family.
Il have traced Fred through Montana
and Idaho down 20 nine and one-half
years ago, but al Murray, Idaho, the
trail was lost and l have been unable to
get any trace of him further" said the
brother. Here and there / have met
persons who have known him. One man
in Montana told me he shook hands with
him about a year ago. Another woman
claimed to have been in communication
with his wife as late as sixteen months
ago and said they were at Dixon, Mont,
bur when / went to Dixon I could find
no trace of him.
I'VE had a family reunion at Chatta-
nooga, Tenn, a few weeks ago and father
and mother. three sisters and another
brother and myself. together with all tire
grandchildren, were present. The family
circle was complete except for Fred. We
then decided that / should look through
the Spokane country for my brother and
l have been one month on the road"
The Washington herald., 1913-09-29
THE FIREMAN
BY GEORGE FITCH,
Author of "At Good Old Siwash."

The fireman is one of the most promi-
nent members of our leisure class. His
duty is to loaf twenty-three hours of the
day and to twist the tail of the fire fiend
with great vigor and expression during
the twenty-fourth hour.
II the fire fiend would. only leave his
tail exposed during regular hours, life
would be almost all joy for the fireman,
who would attend the ball game every
day and go on river excursions at night.
But he never knows when the twisting is
to be done. Sometimes he will rise at
a. m. to squirt industriously until break
fast time: and then again he Will drop a
half gnawed ear of sweet corn at dinner
time and travel four miles over cob
blestone pavement on the back of hose
cart in order to subdue a feverish coal
shed Because OF this uncertainty the
fireman can do nothing but hang around
the premises and wait Waiting is the
fireman's chief occupation. He is more
patient than the IAan who has been
promised a job by the Democratic candi-
date for Congress and who has been
holding on the knob of the White House
door since March T.
Waiting for work also is the life job
of many thousand tired men who have
learned to ask for 1t in Volapuk so that
they will ffoEbe understood. Why, then,
do not these men rush nobly into the
ranks of the firemen2 II is becaese the
fireman gets his work after waiting for it,
The chief duties Of a fireman when he
finds work are to arise, leap nimply into
a large-legged pair of pants, slam on a
helmet. slide down brass pole. and
catch the rear of the hose cart as it goes
past. He then rides swiftly to his task
like any millionaire. holding on with one
hand and buttoning his shirt with the
other. Arriving at his job. he takes a
large, impetuous hose. hoists ii up a
thirty-foot ladder, and squirts 1t on the
flames, brushing the ciuderS burning
shingles. and plate glass out OF his eyes
with deft movements Of his hand. Some
times he climbs down from the ladder,
and at other times he falls into the ire