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The evening world., 1913-05-16
MRS. WILSON SEES sLUMs.

WASHINGTON. May i6,-Mra Wood
row Wilson went drumming !sts yes
terday with a party OF social workers
and visited Goat Alley" Snow Court"
"Rayland Alley" and other sQualid spots
Of the capital.
Her trip did not become known until
to-day when members OF the party let
out the secret.
The Prssidents wife entered several
tenements and talked with mothers and
children who had no Idea Of the idsn.
tity Of their distinguished guest.
The evening world., 1913-05-16
DUGAN ALBANY LEADER
suisrr VIII Recognize Him Instead
or McCa1c.

or McCa1r.
ALBANY. May 16.--Gov. Sulxer has
decided to recognize State Committee
man Daniel J. Dugan m tho Demo.
cratic leader In Albany County. accord
Ing to a statement given out to-day by
the Governors direct primary publicity
committee. Heretofore Patrick q. Nc.
Cabe. Clerk OF the Senate. has been 70.
garded az the local Democratic leader.
Mr.. Dusan ID q member OF the Cover
nor's campaign committee.
There 10 no reason to believe that the
Governor will not pursue the same
course In every county where politlca
patronage has hitherto been At the dis.
posal Of the party bosses" says the
statement. 1t Is believed In political cir.
cles here that Gov. Sulzer will shorti,
deprive those whom no regards a. bossei
Of control OF patronage In other counties
This would be . severe blow to politica
bosses in Erie. New York and otheI
counties."
The evening world., 1913-05-16
The Bright Side.

From the Chicago Record Hersld.)
y Borden is always optimistic. He was
FUN over by an automobile the other
Jay"
THAT didn't have a tendency to cheer
u|Mm up any. did ~"
y Yes. As soon as he recovered con-
sciousness and found out what had
struck him he frightened up and said :
"'Gse. I'm glad 1t wasn't . locomo-
tive"
The evening world., 1913-05-16

And the best OF IL for most Of
~ 10 to marry and make the best
Of that, II there 10 any best to b.
made Of IL. OF course, very often
there isn't
In Maud Churton Braby's interesting
little book. The Loveseeker." the
author observes that In her opinion
men ars less disappointed IN marriage
than women are.
MEN HAVE eTANpARos OF Ex.
PERiENcE.
There u every reason why this should
b % Tor men have standards Of sx-
perience and comparison. They know
something about women before they are
married. while women with their second
hand experience Of life must take a.
its alpha and omega one man. the hus-
band who 10 the beginning and the end
of emotional experience. For instance,
II man nnds that his wife 10 falsifying
the grocery bills to pay for q now gown
he at least has the consolation Of being
able to say to himself:
This 10 Just exactly lrke that girl
down In Tennessee. Women are all tho
same" 30 he becomes more reconciled
70 his fate through what he conceives
to be its universally. But . woman
doesn't know exactly what she has
When the domestic machinery 10 run
ming smoothly she may feel that she Is
% - Ne Whau
It u out Of gear she may wonder II such
another brute 10 TO be found on earthf
But In neither case does she KNOW
anything. She can never be certain as
to how much or how little she Is
blessed. There are excellent reasons for
this double standard Of experience. but
I am not considering It's causes. merely
Its results. One OF them IL that q wife
knows no one with whom TO compare
her husband unless II be the dream
hero of her youth with his many misty
projections, and naturally the husband
suffers. often most un1ustly.
Byron said that happiness was born
Q twin. but there 10 good reason to be-
nsvs. nevertheless. that We are borr
happy a. We are born left handed. and
that there isn't very much to be done
about II.
10 AFTER al there may not bs
any rule for happinsss In mar
T4aGs unless - bs the Golden
8uls. no mae or woman can bs
wholly unhsvpy who carries ont
that supssns vsiAeapIs o. human
annAnnt
The evening world., 1913-05-16
COnntcting Advice.
From the Chicago Rsoori- Herald,

rs your son going In for an artistic
or a literary career?"
I'VE haven't been able 10 decide yet
Critics who have seen his drawings rec.
ommend literature for him. but judses
who have looked over his writings
strongly urge him 70 try to b an ar.
tiSts
The evening world., 1913-05-16
SHE'S NO SLAVE n she u
MARRIED..

Ibid you send money to Simmonds in
1903. while you were DR.. Caldwelrs
wifs7" asked the attorney.
YES" she responded, II sent him
money three times for his family. He
wrote that they had no food In the
house, that they were starving and 40
addressed . general letter to Dr. Cald.
we'll. too
Didn't Miss Stevenson. tho sister Of
tho nrst Mrs Simmonds. write to you
begging you 10 let Slmmonds alone7"
Mrs. SimmOnds blushed n merry red.
II remember getting a letter from
Misc Stevenson some time after they
moved down to Virginia." she replied
spoke about Mr.. Slmmonds and she
asked mo II would-sho told me
mad been ut the Grand Union Hotel un-
chaperonsd and asked what DIR. Cald-
we'll would say II he knew his wife.
the mother of his children. was dining
at tho Grand Union Hotel unchap-
eroned with Mr.. Bimmonds. Sho told
mo her blister was looking for q divorce
and she would give my namo with that
OF some other woman. the wife OF a
rich man that Mr.. Stmmonds came
homo from Europe with. and asked
would not cease corresponding with
him.
"I showed this letter TO DR.. Caldwell
and no tore It up and vowed he would
mako Miss Stevenson eat II. II she ever
wrote another Hike H."
Ibid you write 20 simmonds after
thatr' persisted the lawyer.
IT did," answered Mrs. smmonds
frigidly. II made up my mind that no
other woman should interfere with my
| Friendships"
"You-a married woman" cried the
| attorney sarcastically.
IT am no slave, nevertheless" wal
Mrs. Slmmonds's tart reply.
The evening world., 1913-05-16
WHAT ~ NINETY PER CENT. or
MEN REMAINED sINcLE7

Dear Madam-If the ideas of
some Of your contributors rega I'd
ing the minimum salary for a man
to marry on were carried out, over
ninety per cent, of the male Ameri-
can population should remain single,
according to the statistics on aver
age earnings (even allowing for a
lower cost Of living In some parts
OF the country. 1t Is not difficult
to forsse the state Of affairs arising
under this arrangement A mon
strous decrease In population. . cor
responding increase In immortality,
and terrific wall from . larger
percentage Of unsupported and
struggling women would b included
among Its effects.
The trouble with these readers 10
that they do not consider utility to
tho proper degree. They stop at
the proposition that certain COM
forts can only be obtained by an
income based on their own calcu-
lation. without striking . balance
between this individual standard and
the result d IT, sdopuon.
The evening world., 1913-05-16

Needs No Chaser.
From tbs IhilAdslphas Rsoord.)
Wigg-Guxxler always claims h n
driven TO drink.
wayE-I notice he never takss Q
chaser.
The evening world., 1913-05-16


succeeded answer th.,
classic Of stag dinner
herebecau r.
here" might as Well best OF
The evening world., 1913-05-16

~A4>oo NoSAA0oS OoS okuOuB
them oil none from which in my
opinion q general rule Of marital sue.
cess or happiness might be dsduced
Perhaps there isn't any rule. Per.
hsps It 10 impossible to separate the
elements which together constitute a
happy marriage. It Is certainly DIFF.
ficult for the outside observer to de.
termine which marriages realize wha.
the participants hoped for them and
which merely preserve that exterior
Of content that good breeding or good
taste entails. Perhaps no one really
knows why he is happy or unhappy.
We may inherit felicity as we do red
hair or dimples. 1t may happen about
happiness as It does about life. A
great many persons are fortunate
enough to have and to believe in in.
herited formulas. But for those Of US
whom the ancient gods have disin.
The evening world., 1913-05-16

The letters Of Evening World reader.
follow.
exTRAvAoANr GIRLS NEED
RICH MEN FOR HUSBANDS.
Dear Madam: have q large ac-
quaintance among the fair sex, but
would desire none that I know for a
wne because OF their extrava rant
ideas. What they ought to have are
rich men. and not workinrmsn A
husbands. A wORKN0MAN,
LACK OF REFINEMENT BREEDS
sNossisHNEss.
Dear Madam: The extravaSanos
OF girls. a. whole. 10 responsible
Tor the failure Of marriage, though
there are many individual cases to
the contrary. Usually girls who are
not accustomed to refining In
nuences. are inclined to be narrow.
minded. are extravagant, ana they
desire to shine brilliantly, no matter
what the cost.
The writer maintains q cosy home
for her mother and self on a saIary
OF $lO per week. residing In a small
town accessible to the city. We are
considered by our friends and ac-
quaintances as people Of refinement
l am constantly amazed by the de-
sire for show, the snobbishness and
the lack OF high ideals among tho
girls l know and by the Indifference
ana rudeness OF the young men.
The evening world., 1913-05-16
SHE IS NO SLAVE,
# SHE IS MARRIED.,
WIFE TELLS COURT
Mrs. Simmonds No. 2 Upholds
Her Right to Send Notes to
"Oti,er Man."
T1LTS WITH LAWYER.
Denies Writing Is Hers and
Is Compelled to Make
Sample for Court.

Tue legal wraneie over the affections
Of Philip r. simmonds, son Of q London
banker. in which Mrs. Marion Elizabeth
simmonds-.Mrs. Simmonds the nrst-ss
the wranGier. and her successor. Mrs.
Emily Caldwell SimmondA, Ia tho wrans-
lee. and the stake At issue. 81, ooo. pro-
ceeded right merrily before Supreme
Court Justice Gieserich to-day.
Mrs. simmonds. tho second. epeut
the morning In the witness chair while
the attorney for Mrs Simmonds, tho
hrst. disseminated her with pryinE per-
sonal inquiries. Mrs. stmmonds No.
I eat hard by and chortied with sies
over the discomn ture OF her successor
at the simmopds hearthstone. And
Mr.. Simmonds. whose affections are
prised so extensively by she who no
longer has them. sat stu and blushed
with becoming modesty.
The simmonds triangle" had it~
inception az follows: Mrs. simmonds
No. obtained . decree OF divorce In
virginia in 1903 after SimmoDds had
left the plantation on which they had
been living. Several years later she
came ito New York. In 1909 Sim
monds married Mrs. Emily Caldwell
the widow OF Or. Mathew Stewart
Caldwell, q physician OF Far Rock.
away, who had died three months be-
fore.
ADMITS she SENT PICTURE rc
Mr.. slMMONDS.
Last fall Mrs simmonds No. be
gan another suit for divorce agains
simmonds In this State naming Mrs
simmonds No. as correspondent. Sh
| claimed that the virginia court whiol
granted her previous divorce deere
| had had no legal jurisdiction TO do 30
. contention which Justice 1isssric
| overrulsd, throwing her divorce sui
| out OF court. Mrs. Simmonds No. +
alienation Of affections suit against lac
| successor was commenced at the "A m
time she instituted her unsuccessful
suit for . New York divorce.
When Mrs. Simmonds No. = was Gale
to the witness chair N. l.. MslSvinsk,
attorney for Mr.. Simmonds No.
showed her Q picture Of . woman an
asked her II It wsrs her picture.
| Il don't know" she replied.
Justice 0legerich studied the portal
carefully.
"Now. really. madam. Isn't that you
picture?" he insisted.
We'll. Judge" she answered reluc
family. Il guess It Is" and then sh
went on to admit II WAS one she ha
mailed to Simmonds In 1902. while sh
was stlli the wife Of DIR. Caldwell. u
replace one MT Slmmonds had stole
and to which . lock Of my hair va
attached"
| Another furious alteration arose whc
Mrs. Simmonds refused to admit she ha
written q certain letter addressed
Dearest Phil" The attorney made he
write In the presence OF the jury. bu
Justice Giegcrich refused TO allow tn
Jury to see tn" two samples Of hand
writing until iva handwriting expert
had passed on them.
SHE'S NO SLAVE n she y
nA nnIEn
The evening world., 1913-05-16
We May Inherit Felicity as We Do Red Hair or Dim.
pies, and After All "We're Here Because We're
Here" as the Classic of Stag Dinners Says.
By Nix0la Greeley-Sn,ith.

OU IVtNOIu U7EeICU.OHULV.
Why 10 Your Marriage Q Success1
Why 10 It q Failure?
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-05-28

How the County Agent Induces the
Members o. the County Farm
Bureau 10 Grow More Legumes to
Bu.;d Up the Soil and Make More
Money.
National Crop Improvement serylecl
Jason Noodmdn. County Agent
says the Kalamazoo County Farm Bu-
feau will aid the farmers oi the coun-
y IN growing a larger acreage Of
clover alfalfa COW peas, soy beans
and vctch These plants are all soil
builders and soil fcno,Jtors There
is no agricultural upland boo the coun
" where one or more oi these crops
cannot probably be grown Know.
edge as TO their proper management
wherever found will be- utilized. and
the best method, pract,cd n the
county vii be used q, Illustrations
We should grow more alfalfa We can
grow more clover ON many farms
ON soils where clover fails the
harry ycich and the cow pea v'I
thrive Properly handled They will
add 90 the fertility of thc SOIL and Co.
the income oi the farmer lct us in.
crease the acreage of these crops
Two acres 81 corn go the ,.io are
.,.,.I cd, I..T .f.. O.. tIr.. .Hfg.
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FOR RENT Furnished five room
house. $50 per month, also 3 room
housc S. per month. l.. G. Runyon.
Phone AIS. ia ip
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Try a Daily News Wan, "a
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-05-28

The most costly % . the white
animal hairs impor cd that Of the
camel The camel is commonly o. a
dirty brown color. bu parts Of It's
body may be white. a. rs be- streaks
IN It's marc. called vein. Tho camols
hair Is Of superior s'r r'h and iis
fine white hair o. mTr ~ length is
used as a substitute r.. natural white
human hair White hair = the camel
is worth i25 an ounce
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Try a Daily News Want Ad.


One OF the saddest thing O young
baseball reporter has 10 learn BE- that
after boosting a youngster Tor ave
weeks an he has done Is 20 make q
minor league club nay 600 more than
he was worth. Chicago Tribune.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-05-28

FOR SALE OR TRADE For city
property. five acre block In Famous
Heights. good four room house and
barn. both In good shape. good els
torn Property we'll improved. See
q. \. Pit city raining MIN. sixth
and TYLER l75 %
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PETIT Lonq Career.

Helne PETIT. the frying Dutch
man. as he was known in olden days.
Is serving bis tWeuty third year Ia or
ssnized baseball Petit began his pro
sessloaal career o. 1890
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-05-28

FOR RENT 20 room brick rooming
house. upstairs on corner public
square at Memphis. Texas New,
clean, light, city water, sewerage,
electric lights. etc Joe j. Mickle
land Co., Memphis Texas.
ia 90
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FOR RENT IA good piano. Phone
81. l75-ip
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VIZ WILL TRADE

1920 acres OF well improved land in
the Montoyo Valley of s. NJ. aud
$4,000 in cash for good ranch land
in Panhandle. our land price $3.50.
Hotel doing good business in fine 10
cation. lowest cash price $500. 20
rent 1t out will pay better than 30
per cent on the money win exchange
for farm.
Some stock 10 trade for automobile.
also some very choice arms. for sale
H. the best wheat belt IT the Pan
handle, for particular call on or
write Hooper a Roach Groom, Tex
as. Office In rear OF Sank building
Hosp
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-One. one-room cottage.
soc Taylor Phone lS3. i15 ~
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Crop Improvement
Every County Must Grow It's
Own seeds--Get Together aud
Select the pest Variety.
ADVICE OF COUNTY AGENT

How the County Agent Induces the
Members o. the County Farm
Bureau 10 Grow More Legumes 10
Bu.;d Up the Soil and Make More
Money.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-05-28

Week beginning May ~

Week beginning May ~
Amarillo Commandery work IN
degrees Monday evening; Eas-
tern Star regulor meeting and
election of officers Tuesday
evening. installation OF new Of
ficcrs Saturday evening Am
arillo Lodge work In third de-
gree Wednesday evening.
Chapter work in Royal Arch
Thurs day and Friday evenings
Blue Lodge school OF iustruc-
ton first week In June.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1913-05-28

HEADQUARTERS For sweet poia-
toe slips. Amarillo Green House
Phone ZIG. l5S-2Gp
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-12
Believe Me, it is Hard to Get
A Fit Name for Good Buffalo
Buck Were Named by Hospital After


What's in a name? Bill Shake
speare intimates that a monicker
hasn't a great deal to do with the for
tune and fate of a person. animal or
thing, while Tom Carlyle, who was
more profound if not as clever as the
immortal bard of Avons goes on rec
ord as attaching considerable import
ance and significance to the same.
Regardless of which of the literary
lights was the more nearly correct,
it's an undeniable fact that names
are useful and are pretty generally
employed. All of which is leading up
TO the statement that the Roundup
association doesn't own head Of
stock that hasn't been branded with
some particular and distinctive John
Henry. About the first thing that is
done after buying an outlaw, steer or
buffalo is to supply him or her. as the
sex may be, with suitable name. The
result is a choice lot of titles.
However, when the association pur-
chased two buffalo and brought them
down from Montana, the directors
couldn't decide among themselves on
what 10 call them. A rose by any other
name would probably smell as sweet
and buffalo with no name at all
would doubtless buck as hard but not
withstanding all this. couple of good
names were wanted. 1t so happened
that at this particular time, there was
no official livestock director. James II.
Sturgis having resigned on account of
a change of residence and Sam R.
Thompson not having yet been named
as his successor. Therefore, no one
on the board could claim the prero-
gative Of christening the animals and
none Of the others would wave such
privilege as was vested in him by vir-
tue Of being one Of the other direc-
tors.
Had it not been for an offer of the
East Oregonian 10 conduct a contest
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-12

through its columns, the two shaggy
brutes would probably even yet be un-
named. Upon an acceptance of the
offer, this paper notified its readers
that three-day grandstand tickets
would be awarded to the person or
persons suggesting the names pro-
nounced by judges to be the best.
The contest was conducted for ten
days and the office was deluged with
suggestions of all kinds, shapes, sizes
and varieties. From as far east as
Chicago, from far south as Cali
fornia, from all parts of oregon,
Washington and Idaho they came. I'm
aginations were made to produce over
time and most any old thing. History
was made to give up the names Of
its celebrities, literature and mytho-
logy were required to furnish a stock
OF appelations. Some of the names sa-
vored strongly of the poetical, others
denoted the wild and woody west of
which the buffalo was pioneer, some
honored men and women of local fame
and notoriety and others would have
shamed the poor animals into hang
ing their heads forever. Names de-
scriptive and connotative, names
meaningless and inane. They all came
in and were duly recorded and it was
mans job that the judges had when
they were presented with copies of the
long list, some 500 or more in all.
After two days of mental perturba-
tion and throaty debate, the judges,
A. j. McAllister. ]. V. Tallman, F. ].
Donaldson and Fred Koeppen, an
nounced their decision. They chris
tened the female of the species
"Letta" and the male Buck" the
names taken together being a take
off on the slogan of the Roundup
Let 'er Buck"
DR.. w. d. McNary, superintendent OF
! the Eastern Oregon state hospital
was the one who made the sugges.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-12

Rambling Sam and Whistling Ann.
Bucking Billy and Little Tilly.
Dannie Bucker and Fannie Fucker
Cyclone Bill and Blue Bell.
Umatilla Brave and Miss Pendle-
ton.
Bucking Bill and Kicking Maud.
Winum Snoot and Siwash Molly.
Jack and Jill.
Joseph and Josephine.
Oswald w and Tootsie.
Show Me and Let 'er Buck
Orient and Occident
Cupid and Peter Pan.
Humbry and Pineus 3.
Judge and Puck.
Charon and Zenobia.
Hercules and Venus
Oregon Nell and Pendleton Pete.
Queen Tilla and General Taylor
Governor West and Oregon Bell.
Prairie King and Prairie Queen.
Ambassador ana Ambassadress of
the Roundup.
Steamboat Bill and Waltzing Mary.
King and Queen of the West.
Buffalo Vernon and Little Eve.
Buck the Bucker and Bucking TIL
lie.
What's The Use and Linger Longer
Lucy.
Lightning Rod and Electricity.
Timbuctoo and Lettie Buck.
Willie Worst and Winnie Worst.
Old Hickory and Mayflower.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bison.
Billlken and Pensive Pet
old Ironsldes and Prairie Schooner.
Muckamuck and Chuck.
Buff and 10.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-12

Cotopaxi or Vesuvius and Delilah.
Old Nick and Zantippe.
Mezzuk and Miss Belle.
Pat and Trixie.
King of the Range and Queen of the
Plains.
Lord Rongld and Lady Mcbeth.
Pawnee Bill and Alice Patawa.
Kansas and Hair-oil Pete.
Buck and Betsey.
Wooley and Fern.
Roughbeard and Serena.
Shaggy Bill and Woody Ann.
Monty and Tana.
General Custer and Nakomis.
Umpine and Pocahontas.
Samson and Penore.
Joe and Neva.
Broncho Billy and Bucking sally
Mutt and jeff
Uncle Sam and Aunt Betsy.
East Oregonian and Live Wire.
Umatillacum and Till e Cum.
Timbucktoo and Tillamook
Pawnee Bill and Zillah.
Chippewa and I'll Get U.
Faith and Hope.
Mr.. U Should Worry and Mrs. l
Should Worry.
Wild West and Platte.
Slim Jim and Kickapoo Queen.
Teddy Bear and Roundup Babe.
Broncho Billy and Umatilla Nellie.
Mr.. Scratch 'em Pete and Mrs. Let
'er Buck.
Prince and Princess Buck 'em Off.
Josephine and Benzine.
King Pilem Sure and Queen Sure
Pilem.
Spit Fire and Esther.
Till Taylor and Tillie Baldwin.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-12

Teddy the Rough Rider, Pendleton
Belle.
Buck and Let 'er Buck.
Shoe Horn and Butt'n Hook.
Skin and Bones.
Geronimo and Pocahontas
Jessie James and Salome.
Turpentine and Lard.
Turkey Trot and Texas Tommy.
Mr.. Roundup and Miss Let 'er
Buck.
Trickie Baldwin and Twisting Tillie.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1913-09-12

John Baldwin and Tillie Baldwin.
Roy Raley and Lady Eva.
Noteldnep and Nogero.
Huerta and Donna Mexico.
Flat Head Bill and Missoula Liz.
Prairie King and Prairie Queen.
King George and Madam Y.
John Bunny and Flora Finch.
Topsy and Turvey.
Yankee Doodle and Liberty.
Bezebub and Jezebal.
Oreganus and Pendletonia.