Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-20
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| have played few poslf'uns
nut this euI,a me best cs IN.
aeme mnas % lhe throWln
An some must swing tn1 bhl
va have Not % keep ihiHRs Eoin
~ existence would seem flat
There's tollort and thert's teachers
81 thu struggle alter tame
Hal you've a0f % have tho binpcheFs
An some one 10 watch the game
washinston star.
HuMH nEowI.E in the public eye
nakc' the iuelic eye water
a.
PHYSICIANS say men should not
shave, but should Trim their whiskers.
but this 4 whlEkorloss aGe.
LOT MORE discussion about that
income tox--and Ne sian have only
CASUAL Interest tnerein.
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THE COLORADO State Dcntai
association n IN session Toothsome
Refreshments were served.
%
A CALIFORNIAN WAS killed BY the
KICK of q shotgun What u going 20
become ~ sport II EhosRuns are get
tina dangorQus at both endsg
o.
sECRETARY McADoo asks for
elghl million dollars for government
departments Mercy and this an eco
nomical aaInlnissrasionl
--ct--
THE PROPOSITION 10 abandon
sing Sing prison will doubtless meet
with the hearty endorsement OF The
sins sins conyiets.
o.
THEN WHEN YOU think you have
crouch, just read about those heat
prOstretiona IN Chicago and Kansas
City and count your merciea In that
you live IN lltsle old Albuquerque
D.
THE GENTLEMAN suflraEettc
who emulated Miss Dawson and got
trampcd 90 death under race horse
win have funeral not featured by
the presence OF a large number OF
the racing fraternity
o.
LOBBYISTS wear loud walstcoass
and their tongues betray them nj
every turn. says the Birmingham
Age-Herald Of the Faithful This.
We presume. refers 10 the Democrats
who are about 10 start that bIg mail
order campaign OF publicity dope.
o..
THE EVIDENCE yesterday brought
out the insldious fact that not only
has a free sugar lobby been insid-
! lousy az work. but Il evidently made
good with Mr. Underwood. He was
approached by the lobby: he II for
free sugar. ergo. quod erat demon
stsandum, horrible dictu, graciousl
o.
DOES 1T PAY TO be honest? They
are now framing up some kind OF
trouble for Colonel Goethals. whose
early completion OF the canal work IL
one Of the big achievements OF his
tory. In "a day or two we may ex-
pect to see congress investigate him.
o
If ONE MAN can cut down and
haul away one full grown cottonwood
trcc In five days. five men can do Il
In one day. n five men can cut
down and haul away one full grown
cottonwood In one day. how many
men will Il take how many days. 90
cut down and haul away five thors-
and cottonwood trees in five years. or
20 state the problem more plainly. IL
| five thousand men can cut down and
haul away 1000 trees In day. how
many days viii Il take 10000 men. IS
a day apiece. 10 cut down the cost Of
livings
o
| Idle SBrmi-rS.
I''I wonder II when Ted put his
| Detrsct0r on the blink
/ lie asked tho jurors 20 come out
With him and have drink"
Houston Post
why. aure he did you wouldn't
think
| That he'd be that contrary.
he winkcd a wunk. and asked them
all
To walk right Ia the dairy"
! Memphis Commercial Appeal.
Perhaps he bought u package with
The proof he drank no rum,
And gave 20 All the twelve men true
A treat of chewing gum.
Mobile Item.
/ Or maybe. 10 express his thanks
| For All that they had done.
He had some Bull Moose badges
bought
To decorate each one.