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Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
SOUTH RIVER

Miss Gussie Eppinger is Ill with
remittent fever.
Miss Dorothy Ogden, of Elizabeth,
IS the guest of her cousin, Miss
Eleanor Butler.
The high winds which prevailed
yesterday did considerable damage
throughout the town, principally to
small buildings and movable articles
about buildings. The water mill on
the property of Joseph Lunepp was
blown yer.
Mrs. j. J. Kliene and Mrs. Carrie
Kliene spent Thursday in New York
City.
Miss Lena Goodmanson, OF Sayre-
vile. was q local visitor Wednesday.
Mrs. Fred Evans and son, Harold,
Of Yonkers, N. Y, are the guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. F. G. Nodine.
Miss Florence Ten Brock vas a
guest at a military ball given Thurs
day night at the League Island Navy
Yard Of Philadelphia, Pa.
The South River Civic Club will
hold an important meeting in the
Klauser building next Tuesday even
Ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Bergen are
disposing of their household goods
by private sale. MI. Bergen. who Is
in the employ Of Charles Edgar. has
been transferred by his employer to
L~eesburg, Fla, to have charge OF a
plant there.
The Misses Marian Anderson and
Josephine Nuss are spending a few
days among friends in New York
City.
Rev. and Mrs. James Lord and son
James, who have been visiting in
Pittsfeld, Mass, have returned to
their home in the borough. MI.
Lord will occupy his pulpit IN the
M. E. church at both services Sun
day.
Miss Lulu Allgair left for Brook
lyn. on Thursday, where she entered
the Kings County Hospital as a
nurse. Miss Allgair received her
training In the Long Branch Hospi-
tai.
Mrs. Henry Christ, of Berdine's
Corner, spent Friday afternoon with
her mother at Whitehead.
The Guards OF Good Intent Coun-
ell, of New Brunswick, were guests
last evening of Riverside Guards No.
SO, Jr. O. U. A. M. A pleasant even
ing was enjoyed. Refreshments were
served.
Miss Edna Ledwon was given a
royal surprise on New Years V by
a number of her most intimate
friends.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
OLD BRIDGE

The dime socialable under the aus
pieces of the Ladies' Aid Society of
the Baptist church Monday evening,
received a large patronage. A neat
sum was realized.
Miss Mildred Stryker resumed her
duties as teacher at the high school
this morning, after enjoying the hol-
idays with her parents at White
House.
Misses Sadie Harris, Of South Am
boy, and Elizabeth Wallace, of
Perth Amboy. were the guests of
Miss Reava Clayton, of South Old
Bridge, New Years day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Reid, of
Church street enjoyed New Years
with Mr.. and Mrs. Hiram Reid, Of
Perth Amboy.
Mrs. Herbert Appleby, of Main
street. visited her daughter, Mrs.
George W. De Voc, Of Spotswood.
Miss Louise Thorn, of Riverside
avenue, a the guest Of Miss Jen-
ME Erickson at Helmetta Tuesday.
Mrs. John Thorn. OF South Amboy,
was the guest of Mrs. S. G. Thorn. of
Riverside avenue, Monday afternoon.
The Misses Mildred and Iona beats
of South Amboy, spent New Years
with Miss Louise Thorn. of Riverside
venue.
Mrs. Wilbur Millman, OF English
town. recently visited her sister.
Mrs. M. B. Carpenter. of Church
street.
The clam chowder supper at the
"Burdell" Tuesday evening under
the auspices OF the Ladies' Aid So
ciety of the M. E. church, was a de-
cided success, a large attendance
being shown from the receipts of the
affair. A neat little roll was real
lied, which goes toward ~defraying
the expenses OF redecorating the
church interior.
Miss Beatrice Hoffman, of Jersey
City, spent New Years with her
aunt, Mrs. D. II. Huffman, of Main
street.
Mrs. Charles Lott, of Spotswood,
was the guese of Mrs. John Rue, of
Maple street.
The Ladies' Aid Society, Of the
Baptist church, convened at the
home of Miss Lydia Montgomery, of
Maple street, Thursday afternoon.
Mrs. Charles Wilkins and
daughter, Mrs. William Johnson, of
Bradley Beach, are enjoying a few
days with Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. Clay
ton, of South Old Bridge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
M ETUCHEN

Mr.. and Mrs. F. M. Pearse and
family were New Years guests of
Mrs. William Roe, of Newark.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Hull enter
tanned a number of their friends at
their hospitable home Tuesday e
ing to watch the old year out and
the new in. Music and cards made
the hours pass all too rapidly.
Mrs. John Martin, of Spring street,
is Ill.
Mrs. Crowell, of Spring street, is
visiting her sister, Mrs. Runyon, of
Plainfield.
Miss Daisy orion, Of New York
City, is visiting relatives in town.
Gilbert. Mason has returned from
Chicago.
Raymond D. Edgar has returned
from the South.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Litterst gave
a dinner party Sunday evening in
honor of DR.. and Mrs. Mcdonnell, of
New Haven, Conn.
Mrs. H. B. Johnson gave a family
dinner party New Years day.
Archdeacon Shepard, of Trenton,
will preach in St. Luke's church Sun
day morning at II o'clock service.
Miss Frances Kingsley, Of Spring
field. Mass, is spending the holidays
with her aunt, Mrs. Ralph Powell.
Miss Gladys Ayers, assisted by her
young friends. Miss Beth Nightin-
gale, of Paterson; Miss Winifred
Ayers and Miss Helen Riddle, Of
Metuchen, was at home to her
friends on New Years day from 3
to 6.
Miss Helen Tichenor, OF Mont
clair, ia spending the holidays with
her grandmother. Mrs. Tichenor, Of
Spring street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Williams
will entertain their friends Saturday
evening at their beautiful home in
Plainfield venue
DR.. and Mrs. Mcdonnell, of New
Haven, Conn, have been holiday
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Prickett.
The Auction Club will meet We'd
nesday afternoon with Mrs. Harold
Edgar.
Bridge will be played at the club
house Tuesday afternoon with Mrs.
Mckenzie as hostess.
The monthly meeting Of the B. +.
l.. was held Thursday afternoon at
the home of Mrs. Pearse, when plans
were made for several lectures, card
parties and entertainments.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
SOUTH hMB0Y LAD Is
GIVEN BIRTHDAY PARTY
ec,1l to the EVENING NEWS.

SPECIAL to the EVENING NEWS.
South Amboy, Jan. 4.-Mr. and
Mrs. Robert Roxbury entertained a
number of relatives and friends
Tuesday afternoon and evening in
honor of their son Herbert's birth
day.
The time was spent merrily until
z p. M, when the guests were in
vited to the dining room, where a
bountiful dinner was served. The
dining room was beautifully deco
rated with ferns and flowers and IL
Illuminated with candles.
After dinner the guests returned
to singing, playing games, ETC.,
which made the hours fly swiftly un-
til the New Year arrived, after
which each returned to their homes,
wishing Mr.. Roxbury many happy
returns of the day. Mr.. Roxbury
received many gifts.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
HONOR ROLLS
AT SP0TSW0OD
Pupils Neither Tardy Nor
Absent in December.
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

Special to the EVENING NEWS.
Spotswood, Jan. 4:-The follow
ing pupils were neither absent nor
tardy during the month of Deem
Der:
Eighth year-George Wagner,
Max Welsh, Herbert Cornell.
Seventh year-Ida De Voc, Helen
Meyerowitz, Helen Rigler, Viola
Jolly, Ina Petty, Bertha Slavin. Fred
Sharp, Harold McCumsey.
Sixth year-Sarah Welsh, Lily
Goldworm, Marion Metzel, Harry
Nisonoff, Thomas Stephens.
Fifth year-Minnie Kopeck, Elsie
De Voc. Susie Confer, Samuel Niso-
nof.
Fourth year-Lester Brown, How
ard Culver, Willie Kopeck, Dorothy
Dawson, Mildred Dawson, Grace
Dinkel, Mildred Stephens. Jennie
Welsh.
Third year-Mabel Sharp, Theo-
dore Bennett.
Second year-Donald Stephens,
Oliver Dinkel, Frank Fahrer.
First year-George Vader, Albert
Kopeck, David Goldworm, Walter
Gilliland, Malcolm Irons, ROLAND
Vader, Merritt Brown, Bertha Con
ter, Jennie Kopeck, Dorothy Rigler,
Elizabeth Ewing.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Saved BY Fireworks,

Sir Harry Johnston relates how A dis
play OF fireworks helped him out OF a
tight corner In South Africa when a
friendly chief was attacked by a tribe
called the Wa-kibOsho and asked the
EngIishmnn to help him. Sir Harry
says: II made all necessary prepare
tons for a grand display OF fireworks.
and when 1t was quite dark l blazed
forth ON the astonished savages with
bengal lights. red fire. roman candles.
serpent squfbs and, lastly. a magniti
cent flight Of rockets. The terrified Wa
kibosho scarcely waited to see the end
Of the show. When the first rocket
rushed shrieking Int the air and broke
in u mass of blue and crimson falling
meteors our astonished foes fed in dis
may."-London Standard.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
ROOSEVELT

Frank Belafsky, Of Woodbridge
avenue, spent Tuesday in New York.
e. Wiess, of Woodbridge avenue,
was an out OF town visitor Tuesday.
Mrs. Charles Roth entertained a
friend from New York Tuesday.
Morris Prince. of B street, spent
Tuesday In New York.
Mrs. Robert Jefferys, Of Railway
avenue, spent Tuesday u of town.
Miss A. Kish, of Railway ave
nue., spent Tuesday out of town.
Sander Kish, of Railway avenue,
has returned home after a trip to
Florida for his health.
Miss Olive Sheridan, of Wood
bridge avenue, spent Tuesday in
New York.
John j. Healy, of B. street, spent
Tuesday out of town.
William Day, of Chrome avenue,
spent Tuesday out of town.
Mrs. Jesse Foote, of Emerson
street, is entertaining friends from
out of town.
Miss Anna Cutter spent Wednes-
day in town visiting her parents.
Frank Wilhelm was sent to Eliz-
abeth hospital Tuesday and is re-
ported quite i'll.
Mrs. Robert Draper, of Bryant
street, is entertaining her mother
from Boston.
Eugene Nc Donald. of Washing
ton avenu is i'll at his home.
Mrs. Edward He'll. of Railway,
spent Wednesday In Newark.
Miss Anna Adams. of Railway
avenue, is entertaining friends from
out of town.
Mrs. John Nevill, of Woodbridge
avenue, spent Thursday out of town.
John Cosseleggi is i'll at his home
in Woodbridee.
Mr.. and Mrs. John H. Connolly.
of B street, spent Thursday in New
ark, as the guest Of Mrs. Edgar
Davis.
George Bergen. Of Elizabeth, was
a local visitor Thursday.
Miss Agnes Ternay, of Newark,
was a local visitor Thursday.
Mrs. r. J. Murphy, of Chrome
avenue. spent Thursday in Perth
Amboy.
Russell Mills, of Chrome avenue,
p, spent Thursday In Perth Amboy.
Charles Roth, of Woodbridge ave
nue., spent Thursday In Perth Am
boy.
f. Boynton, of Perth Amboy, was
a local visitor Thursday.
Allan Platt, of Woodbridge ave-
nue., spent Friday in Railway.
f. S. Bush. of Elizabeth, was a
local visitor Friday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Peaks Of the po!omites.

The Tyrol. that rugged land Of noun
tain warfare. has lost much Of its lust
for battle. But far above It's vineclad
valleys and crag uplifted castles. hoary
with grim memories Of hurting
slaughter. there rises a region of EN-
battled spires where the JOY of victory
may vet be tasted. The battle IL not with
dukes and their legions. but with those
solemn sentinels OF the ~silences. the
towering peaks Of the Dolomites.
These rocky giants. with their defenses
of gloomy precipice. Icy slope and
storm swept ridge. still challenge man
to the fray. Health aud strength are
some of the rewards they offer II ap-
preached with due prudence and skill
full assault: otherwise they may take a
relentless revenge. - New York Tele-
gram.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
The MAior's Value.

General W. FL. Lemon of the Grand
Army Of the Republic was recounting
at a dinner at Lawrence, Kan, tales
of the civil war.
Major Bunks," he said. smiling
was a ponpous chap. The boys had
q good deal of fun over his exchange.
ut seems that on n very dark night
a stalwart Confederate took the major
prisoner. This fact. together with the
prisoners return to camp, was sig
nailed to headquarters terxely:
"'Major Bunks. captured during night
march. exchanged later for two plugs
Observation-Disclosures journal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
HUMOROUS QuIPS
The Reason,

A Sunday school superintendent de-
termined in the kindness of his heart
to give a big treat to all the boys and
girls In the Sunday school. His gar
den was a large one. and this year the
stra wberry crop was rich and abun-
dant. So be told the children that II
they came to the schoolroom on the
following evening (AIonday, each OF
them would hare given them \ plate
Of ripe stra wberries with abundance
Of sugar aud cream.
OF course every boy and girl was
there. When they had finished the
superintendent said:
Have you all had a good timer"
Eyes. sir. thank your came from a
hundred grateful, happy lads and
lassies.
Gould you eat any more?" asked
Mr.. Grayson.
mo. thank you. sir" replied the
scholars.
Now" said the genial superintend-
ent. suppose you had gone into my
garden and taken those stra berries
without my leave. Would you have
enjoyed them 20 much"
"Oh. no, sir" shouted all the BARNS
at once.
"Why not7' asked Mr.. Grayson.
No reply. So he put the question
again. but still there was no reply.
At last one dear little chappie put up
his hand, thinking he knew the right
answer
"Well?' said Mr.. Grayson. looking
hard at George Marsden.
Then George rep'ied 30 winsomely:
"piease. teacher. we shouldn't ave
'ad any sugar and cream WI EN-
Tit-BitS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
AMBOY

Mrs. Abram Durham, of OLD
Bridge, is visiting friends in this
city.
Mrs. J.. Compton was an out OF
town visitor yesterday afternoon.
Frederick Batzel, of Broadway,
made a trip to Matawan yesterday.
Judge William s. Fountain, Of
Matawan, was a South Amboy WIS.,
itor yesterday afternoon.
George Battle, of Broadway, re-
turned home yesterday after spend
Ing the new year holiday with his
mother and sister in Philadelphia.
Mrs. Powell, of Mechanicsyille,
was a Perth Amboy visitor yester-
day afternoon.
L.. M. Custer, of Millville, is a
business visitor in South Amboy for
q week.
There was q social gathering at
the home of George Mundy in First
street, Thursday evening. Quite a
large number of guests were pres
ent and the evening was very pleas
antly spent.
Joseph Allgair, Of ~Sayreville, was
a South Amboy visitor yesterday at
ternoon.
Mrs. John Gallagher and daugh-
ter, of Augusta street, we're out of
town visitors yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. F. M. Littell was a New
York visitor yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. w. Edwards, Of Second
street, spent yesterday afternoon
out of town.
Miss Coyle, OF Yonkers, N. Y, Is
visiting with friends in this city.
Mrs. Vincent Conover is visiting
her brother. George Apologize. of
Main street.
Mrs. W. Mclean and daughter
Ethel, Of New York, are visiting at
Mr.. and Mrs. A.. H. Thompson's. of
Second street.
The regular meeting Of the Elk
empt Firemen's Association will be
held on Monday evening. All mem
bers are requested to be present.
Clarence Ellison yesterday after
noon completed the laying Of a new
floor for Michael Welsh in Capt.
Hines restaurant In First street.
Capt. Hines opened this restaurant
last spring and like all other first
class business places it was a sue
cess from the start.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
PRAYER WEEK
AT CHURCHES
Will Start at South Amboy
Monday Night.
Special to the EVENING VIEWS.

Special TO the EVENING NEWS.
South Amboy, Jan. Next week
will be observed as week of prayer
by the churches of this CITY.
On Monday commencing at 7:45
p. M, at the M. P. church Rev. G.
S. Miller will preach the sermon.
Tuesday at 7:45 p. M, at the Bap-
fist church sermon by Rev. f. F.
Craig.
Wednesday evening at 7:45 at
Presbyterian church Rev. Thos.
Neal, Jr., will preach the sermon.
Thursday evening at 7:45 at the
M. E. church sermon by the Rev.
George Kane.
Friday evening at the M. P.
church a general meeting. All min
listers will take a part.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
TRADE BOARD
PLAN DINNER
Interesting Meeting of Body
at South River.
Special to the EVENING news.

Special to the EVENING news.
South River, Jan. 4:-The South
River Board of Trade held an inter-
esting session Wednesday night. A
vein of awakened interest is mani
fest and it is the desire of the board
to reorganiZe its membership by eX-
empting all those who are in arrears
and commencing anew with an IN
derstanding in regard to dues.
A committee was appointed to, ar
range for a big dinner which The
board will enjoy at an early date in
the future. The revision of the con-
stitution was also considered and in
all probability some changes will be
made. The president, c. M. Shep-
pard, is a most enthusiastic worker
and should have noble support in his
worthy efforts.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
PORT READING

Miss Mamie Gleason spent Thurs
day in New York.
Mrs. C. Smith was an out OF town
visitor Thursday.
Miss Edith Knudson, OF Perth
Amboy, spent this week with her
sister, Mrs. H. Larson.
Miss D. Cassidy was a Perth AM
boil visitor Thursday.
A. Barno, of South Amhoy, spent
in town with his parents.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
ARE MARRIED
IN PARSONAGE
William Pearce and Miss
Henrietta Straub.

Special to the EVENING NEWS.
South Amboy, Jan. 4.-William
G. Pearce and Miss Henrietta
Straub, daughter of Christian Straub
of this city, were united in marriage
on Thursday evening at the parson-
age of the Presbyterian church by
Rev. George Kane, pastor. The
newly married couple left this city
on the 1918 p. m. train for New
York, from there they will make an
extended tour through the southern
part of the United States.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Physicians Never Pre-
scribe Patent Medicines
For Rheumatism, Sciatica or Neuritis

But every good physician must keep abreast
of the times. The success of his practice and
the lives of hi, patients depend upon his know
ing all about the latest pharmaceutical prepa'
rations.
, And the best physicians, those that are most
successful in the treatment of their patients,
are generous enough, big-minded enough, to
prescribe compounds that were discovered by
other practitioners. provided those compounds
have stood the test.
Nurito is such 4 preparation. 1t was com
pounded from the prescription of a practising
physician and is entirely free from narcotics
and opiatcs.
Nurito quickly relieves the most excruciating
rheumatic pains. 1t prevents them from re-
appearing with inelement weather.
Go to your druggist, let him explain It 70
you and show you what it has done Trade
your miserable aches and pains to us for 4
81 iox-and add your praise to the rest
Nagistrai Chem, CO.. Flatiron Bldg. N. T..
Lauer Drug CO., and all other
leading. Druggists.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
TROLLEY CARS
WERE STALLED
Wind Blows Tree Over Wires
Power Off.
Special to tbs EVENING NEWS.

South Amboy, Jan. All the
cars of the J.. C. T. Company and
the Public Service between South
and Perth Amboy a very irregular
several times between those two
yesterday afternoon being stalled
places for want of power. The rea-
son was a large willow tree along
the line in Keyport being blown
across the wires breaking them and
putting the sub-station in Fourth
street out of commission.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Hints for Housekeepers.

Keep Foley's Honey and Tar Com
poupd always on hand, and you can
quickly head off a cold by its prompt
use. 1t contains no opiates, heals an
soothes the infamed air passages, stops
the cough and may save a big doctor s
bill. j. P. Higgins, Stanton, Wis,
writes that Gone bottle of Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound cured NE Of
a bad cough. 7 find it a sure cure for
coughs and colds" In a yellow pack
age. For sale by all druggists:
Tu, Th, Sat
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Invitation Accepted,

It Ia told that a certain lady Of 4
western Kansas town desired to show
kindness to the captain OF the local
state militia company and wrote the
quests the pleasure Of Captain IS
company at a reception on Friday wen
Ing"
A prompt reply came: with the ex
ccDtiOn Of three men who are sick With
measles. Captain --'s company &C
cepts your kind Invitation and will
come with pleasure to your reception
Friday evening."-Kansas City Journal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
NEIGHBORlNG TOWNS
YEARS RECEPTION
ENJOYED AT METUCHEk
special 10 the EVENING NEWS.

special 10 the EVENING News.
Metuchen, Jan. 4.-The annual
New Years reception and dance OF
the Metuchen Club, was held at the
club house Tuesday evening and was
a brilliant success. The committee
Mrs. Peck, Mrs. Burr, Mrs. Interest
and Mrs. Hunt gave all a cordial
welcome.
The Dom were artistically deco
rated. Mesdames Burr and Litter
est presided in the dining room.
W~estervelt furnished the music and
over a hundred guests were pres
ent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Called the Bluff.

The learned counsel was e~ndeavoring
to impress the court with the fact that
his clients had always been anxious to
settle. MY lord" he said impressive
~. "only eighteen months & we held
out the olive branch" Yes respond
ed the witty Judge, but there were
"a ~~ skH
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
HAIR FELL OUT IN PUNCHES
I,chino Scalp. Rash All Over Head.

% Weldon ST., Brooklyn. N. Y.-'I was
troubled with an itching and irritated scalp
which caused the hair to fall out in lunches.
There was a rash all over my head. Without
any relief l used hair tonics. shampooing and
massaging and electric treatment for weeks.
Then l used the Cuticura Soap aud ONT
ment. Six times in three weeks l used this
treatment and my scalp was entirely cured
(Signed) Mrs. Kruger. Dec. Is, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment airs
sold throughout the world. -sfo set Is
often sufficient. Liberal sample OF each
mailed free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. T, Boston
AS-Tender-faced men should use Cuticurs
Soap Shaving Stick. 25c. Sample nea
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
SPECIAL SERVICES FOR
WEEK AT SAYREvLlE
specfa, to the EVENING NEWS.

Sayreville, Jan. Irregular SER
vices will be held at the Methodist
Episcopal church Sunday. Preaching
at 1890 A. M. and 1880 P. M. by
the pastor, Rev. George S. Johnson.
Sunday school at $3.50 and Epworth
League devotional meeting at Sal a.
The special meetings will be con
tinued next week. Preaching every
evening except Saturday. A great
deal of interest is being shown in
these meetings. The attendance is
large, the singing good and the
preaching above the average. A
cordial invitation is extended to all
to attend.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04

To his teachers request that he give
the class ideas on the subject Of BRAY
cry" little Johnny delivered himself OF
the following:
Some boys is brave because they al
ways plays with little boys. and some
boys Is brave because their legs il too
short to run away. but most boys is
brave because somebody's lookin'."-
Brooklyn Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Teacher Knew Him.

"Johnpy." said the boys mother. ~
hope you have been a nice. quiet boy
at school this afternoon"
That's what | was" answered John
ny. Il went to sleep right after din
ner. and the teacher said she'd whip
any boy In the room who walked me
up."-Boston Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
No Doubt.

Sapleigh - Cha wming girl. Miss
Sweet. Do you know from the way
she looked at me | WEAKLY believe she
was twying to make an impression.
Miss Keen-f shouldn't wonder. Peo-
pie generally select something soft for
that purpose.-Boston Transcript.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Locating the Responsibility.

you can't always rely on weather
predictions"
my dear sir" replied the climate ex.
pert. weather predictions are abso-
iutely correct and scientific. It's the
climate that Is unrelia ble."-New York
Sun.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04

Look at the "nrlces OF things az
advertised in today's paper. Ii you
know values, and have a care for your
purse, these prices will interest you.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
The Wrond WAY to Riches.

Don't expect to get rich letting other
people attend to your business while
you are attending to other peoples
busin ess.-Boston Globe.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04

festeced and came to a head.
They were very sore and itched
and burned so / could hardly
sleep. My face was SO bad at
one time l could not go Out
any place. j also had very
bad sores on my legs. l could
not even wear my stockings
they itched so. Nothing did
one bit of good til ! sent for
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Epitaphy.

Epitaph for a misery man: "His
bead gave way. but his hand never
did. His brain softeDed. hut his heart
couldn't New Orleans Picayune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1913-01-04
Rough Recoii.

"My lear girl, YOU spend all your
money getting your hand read.
And you spend all yours. old boy. IN
getting your nose G d."-Lonoon Tat
Ter.