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Bridgeton pioneer., 1913-01-09
The B0WSER EYE.
IT Tanned the Cat, but Couldn't
Hold the Tinker.
HE ABAND0NS HYPN0TISM
For the Less Pleasant Occupation oil
ConvaIescing-The Tin PeddIer Dis
appears After Doing the Bowser
. Family Great Favor.
BY M. QUAD.

BY M. QUAD.
iTCopyright, 1872. by Associated Literary
| Press.l
IXVYHEN Mr. Bowser came out of
! wv the Office the other evening
! w he glared at a newsboy, and
! the boy shivered and backed
away. On the street car he looked at a
man, and the man turned pale.
AS he got of at his cerner he looked
at dog, and the canine sat down and
howled.
When dinner had been finished Mrs.
Bowser noticed that Mr.. Bowser was
looking at her In a strange manner,
and when he had continued this for
several minutes she asked:
"Have you got a headache or a sore
throat this eveningT'
'Not bit Of it." he answered.
"Are you puzzled over anything?"
"No."
swell, your countenance looks as
blank as II you had fallen from a hay
stack and struck on your head. I didn't
know but something had happened"
"You needn't worry yourself about
my blank countenance, Mrs. Bowser.
As matter of fact, you are not COM
lpetent to tell when a mans whole soul
is in his face or when he has no more
feeling than a cabbage head"
1t was policy for her to maintain ST.
'lence, and he walked up and down for
five minutes with his hands crossed un-
der his coattails before he continued:
A Discovery.
"a rather queer thing happened at
the office this afternoon. A man named
Gilbert came in on some business, and
Bridgeton pioneer., 1913-01-09

Comfort is but a homely name tor
happiness.-North
Bridgeton pioneer., 1913-01-09

and scared the cook out Of her seven
senses as she whisked out into the
back yard.
Didn't 1 tell you could do it?' ex-
claimed Mr. Bowser In great glee as
he rose up. THAT cat will be a beau
tiful subject to work on, and in less n
a week I'll have her standing on her
head and playing all kinds Of circus. i
will now exercise my powers on you"
you won't do anything of the kind"
protested Mrs. Bowser, "and you'd also
better let the cat alone. She was
scared instead Of hypnotized."
Nothing of the sort. She was under
the influence as plain as day. Look
me in the eyes for a moment"
81 shan't do itr'
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-03
CONGRESS APPROVES
WILSON'S MESSAGE


session of congress. II was in accord
with ;n> principles and pol.cies of
our pgr - &c, Jared at Baltimore
favorable action by the house of rep
resentatives."
For nearly all of the legislation
outlined I'm the message the ground
work has been laid. and the president
plans To- speak further to congress
with relation to antitrust reforms.
Alaskan railroad legislation now is
before both houses: workman's
compensation act has been favorably
considered in each house and bills on
the other important subjects are in
a pos ton to receive immediate at
tentio1.
The declaration for legislation to
provide for primary elections for
pre- sidential nominees without the in
terventip ~ Of nominating conventions
bore Immediate fruit i'm the house.
Representative Rucker Of Missouri.
chairman Of the house committee on
privileges and elections tonight began
framing - tie to cover all the presi-
dents suggestions. lie will introduce
Il Immediately with view to getting
action by his committee before Christ
mas holidays II possible Interest in
this recommendation was manifested
in both houses. Several bills of this
character have been - troduced in the
senate and advocated N the ilc"r by
rtpu' Leans al .dotr-Ssives.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-03
I'yacuating Guayma-.

HERMOSlLLO. Sonora, Mex, Dec.
:. The evacuation of Guaymas, under
taken today by the federals. was well
under way tonight according to advices
received here The constitut'onalists
who have wanted Guayamas a long
time. made no effort TO check the em-
barcation Of federal troops on gum
boats which will take them to Maza-
tlau or Manzinallo.
Rebel officers before Guaymas re-
ported the federal artillery dismount-
cd Tor shipping
Antonio V Caballero, a rich Culia-
can resident. accused OF completely in
a plot to cause an uprising in territory
held by the constitutionalists. will be
executed by a firing squad at day
break. lie was convicted today by a
court martial of treason under the
same law 10y which Emperor MaNimil-
ian was executed during thH French
invasion.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-03
BUILDS UP THE THIN AND WEAK
Samosc Makes Thin People Fat, on
Getman x Campbell viii Re.
turn Money.

In Samose are combined flesh CIV
ing food elements that soon produces
steady and noticeable gain in flesh
Taken after meals, Samose mingles
with the food and causes II to be
assimilateG 20 that the fat produc-
ing elements are retained In the sys-
TEN, and you will soon get good flesh,
steady nerves and healthy body.
They have seen such remarkable
results following the use of Samose
that they offer to pay for the treat
ment If II does not make thin people
plump and rosy.
You run no risk whatever i'm buy
ing Samose: IT is a true flesh forming
pod and is sold under the guarantee
of one OF the most reputable bust
ness houses in Tulsa to refund the
money IL II does not give complete
satisfactlon.-A
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-03
Federal generals
READY TO SURRENDER


a proclamation declaring TIA, capital
rebel territory,
The routs to Oiiuaga, which the
refugees were reported to have taken,
is about 1855 miles long. General villa
said he had sent detachment I'm pur-
suit of the federal troops ana also to
attack the Tcrrazas property nut it was
not believed the rebels would be able
to overtale the caravan Villas men
had been ordered not to fire upon the
non combatants.
General pasqual Orozco, who fought
with Madero in l9lL but later turned
against him and supported Huerta,
took 600 fcderals into the mountains
west of Chihuahua. with him is Cen
cral Jose Nncz Salazar II i1 under
stood by villa that these fcderals viii
attempt later to engage the rebels.
General Nula who has now assumed
military control Of all the north, and
where he is second only To General
Garranza, entered the revolution five
months ago with only borrowed re-
volvcr lie is a former bandit and for
twenty yeas under the Daz rule was
sought as an outlaw
Elatcd by the capture Of Chihuahua
without bloodshed, Villa prerared for
the dispatch of more troops south. He
said 10000 troops were being concen-
trated at Chihuahua as the main force
by which the rebels hope completely
to crush the IIuerta regime. The
troops movement is to be expedited as
the reconstruction of railroads per
mits. Four thousand men under Cen
cral Alvadaro have been odered from
Sonora and almost an equal number
already is approaching Chihuahua and
villa is ready 10 proceed southward
from Juarez. At Chihuahua the pro-
visional capital will be established,
from which Carranza and villa will
direct further activities. With Chi
huahua and Torreon as stronrholds,
Villas campaign will he directed
against Zacetacas, the rich mining cen
ter in the heart of the republic.
villa said he viii have troop trains
operating to Torreon 525 miles south
Of the border. within two weeks.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-03

KANSAS CITY, Dec. Joe Tink
er, d.posed manager Of the Cincinnati
National baseball club. spent today
here with officials of the federal
league team, v no tried to let Tinker
TO sign local contract. Tinker left
for Chicago 'onight. Af.er he had
gone frienl gave out the inforna-
tion that 1e MCbably would sign a
federal league contract.
While here Tinker received a tele.
gram from Fred CLARK. Pittsburgh
National league manager, asking if he
would play with 'ie Pirates. Tinker
did not give out the nature Of his
reply to Clark
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-03

mel. may be sent south with Il supply
Of serum. She is coaled and ready.
destroyer recently was sent to
Guayinas or similar errs ~
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-12-03
NInningiti. Nrinnr SnIl,rrs

san DIEGO, Col. Dec. g. Meu'n-
siis is reported epidemic among
American s1iiers ~ Guayuls. 1t
was said hote tcaiaht ;hlt the des-
trcycr Paul Jones, wNlh put IN hsre
after storm in santa Barbara chan-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
Two Powerful Arguments.

The Mayor of an Australian mining
town had been away on leave, and as
he had outstayed it a vote of censure
was passed upon him. At the next
meeting of the council he. in his ca
paCity of Mayor directed the minutes
of the previous meeting to be read
which contained the following entry:
"A vote of censure was passed on
the Mayor for Outstaying his leave
and 1T was resolved to ask for an ex-
PLANTATION"
Who proposed this vote of cen
sure?' asked the Mayor.
Il did, said a Councillor, standing
up.
You did, did you" continued his
interrogation stepping from his presi-
Dental chair to the unfortunate mem
Der. Then take that"
With these words the Mayor smote
his enemy in the right eye and felled
him to the ground
Who seconded this resolution" he
again asked, quietly resuming his po-
sition.
There was no answer: the council
Tors were not over anxious for a
physical contest with so hard a hit
ter as the Mayor.
Who seconded this resolution" he
again repeated.
Still no reply.
Then" said the Mayor. "as there
is no seconder it is informal Scratch
it off the minutes"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
The Making of a Movie
Ey JAMES j. MONTAGUE.

come through with the other eight
next week or I'll take it out OF your
| hide
Director-When you ginks get
your finances settled maybe you'll be
kind enough to go through this act.
Portia-That's always the way with
them bums-fightin' an calm names
an spoilin' the work of real artists.
Bassanio-Aw, forget it, Lizzie,
The only way you could be a real
| artist would be singing hash like you
used to-
Portia-Tll sling you. you imperti-
rent mutt, if you dare to insult me
again.
! Nerissa-Don't get worked up, Liz
zie It's bad for the heart at your
age.
Portia Ito Directro) DO l hat to
listen to talk like that?
Director-Maggie, try to behave
like a lady, even il you amt rehears-
ed the part much.
Nerissa-I didn't come here to be
bawled out by no twelve dollar cam
era boss. You can put your show on
without me.
Antonio-Me. too. I'm out. I'm
goin' back to the legit.
Bassanio-I guess we might as well
all knock off then. I amt very strong
for these cheap plays myself.
(They exit
Director-Well, Lizzie, you see
what you done. Now we can't even
put on East Lynne.
Portia-That's right, always blame
1t on a poor sufferin' down-trod wom-
an You hateful thing. (She weeps
and exits)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
IT'S NO LONGER A SECRET

oors that you are acquainted with
have been ailing for years. Some
have spent much time and money
Tor different treatments and never
received any benefits until after US
ing the Quaker Remedies for a few
weeks they are now Well or greatly
relieved. Many were severe cases
of rheumatism, catarrh, kidney,
liver, stomach or bladder troubles;
some were indigestion, constipa-
tion and hundreds of children have
expelled stomach, At, hookpin. or
tapeworms; others that were in a
nervous, weak, run down condition
are now strong. robust and healthy.
This is the reason for the won
derful demand for the Quaker Ex-
tract and OIL of Balm. Is 1t any
wonder? II you will call at the
Coursey e Mum drug store, see
and hear the people buying or re-
porting the good Quaker has done
for them, you can't help but believe
in the merits of Quaker Extract.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17

golden hair-even wonderful blue
eyes do fade in the glare Of our
strenuous life. A beauty has to take
care of every one of her physical
charms. And il she is wise she will
add a few mental charms for the
rainy day of aging loveliness
THE girl who is frankly not n
beauty can cultivate some splendid
just as good as what you asked fors.
An air of breeding, simple charm Of
manner, animation, merry sweetness,
good humor and a sympathetic atti-
tude toward life are fine substitutes
for beauty.
You look at the woman who IS
merely beautiful, but you look at the
Venus de Milos, too, and you don't
invite her out to dinner! For a com
panion you choose the girl who is in
teresting, and sweet hammered. Be
coming clothes, physical cleanness,
brains and a gracious manner Ger
tainly give a girl charm. With Il
sweet nature poisoning out into a
sweet smile a girl can fairly hypno-
tie you into thinking she is beauti-
ful
There is a glamour and a fascina-
ton and charm about the radiant
expression of liking it here on earth.
I said l knew something just as good
as the fatal beauty of Helen of Troy
The something just as good won't
fade 1t is the ability to give the
LASTING EXPRESSION OF BEAU
TY. II is the mind to move all the
forces of your nature-the heart &c
be in tune with life and the face
nodded in sweetness by the clean,
happy. eager nature tending the in
ner shrine
The radiant smile Of her own sweet
nature played in little dancing lights
across Miss Fields face of wistful,
thoughtful delicate beauty. A sweet
tempered, kindly generous smile like
that is whole chapter on Beauty
And Miss Field gave me little
conclusion far better than any l ever
could write. It was a summing up Of
her whole philosophy Of sunshine IF
you have troubles the Creator must
feel that you are strong enough to
bear them. There is nothing to be
proud about in having everything
come your way with no effort on your
part. Troubles are a compliment
from the Giver. And a compliment
from Heaven ought to be received
with a gracious manner, a sweet
smile and a thankful heart!"
LILLIAN LAUFERTY.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17

H IRECTOR-Now we gotta hus-
tie through this quick, for we
do East Lynne" afterwards,
an that's real play that takes act
in.
Portia-Where do | sit?
Director-Up there on that bench.
You're the Judge. You keep lookin'
wise an actin as if you was runnin'
the whole shebang.
Nerissa-No chance of her forget
tin to do that.
Portia-Ain't you complimentary?
NOW I amt goin' to tell you what 1
heard Jake say about you.
Nerissa-Oh, come on, what was it.
a boost or a knock?
Portrait was a boost. He said
you was awful well preserved.
Nerissa-Awful sweet of you to tell
me. You're lookin' pretty well your
self. / amt seen you lookin' better
since l sent them flowers to your
granddaughter the day she was mar
ried.
Portrait spitefulness kept people
Young you wouldn't be born yet for
a hundred years.
Director-Ladies, cut out that
meowin an get ready for the ma
chine Pete, you're the prisoner here.
You get down in the dock there.
Antonio-Aw, l never get no chance
to show myself. An l got this pain
robe built special to show in this
act.
Director-Never mind, you look 50
handsome they'll all see you all right.
BassaniO-Here comes Jake. with
whiskers on.
Enter Shylock.
Antonio-Hello Jake, you're just
the guy / want to see. What ABOUT
that ten spot you give me the quick
touch for the other night?
Shvlock-Ain't you said enough
about that ten?
Antonio-It looks like | hadn't, but
| will. = 60
you Saturday, didn't |?
Antonio-Yes. you told me that
every Monday 70 rthe last three
weeks Now come across with the
ten. s
erasnin' glly. Anybody'd think l was
tryin' to do you OF It, .-,-,.
Antonio-Anybody that would think
that would be some thinker, beneNe
me. Do l get the ten, or don't /?
ShvIock-Tll give you two on ac-
count, if thatIl satisfy you.
Antonio-Gimme the two. 1t won't
satisfy me, but it reduces the loss
to eight for the time being
Shylock-Here's your two: III
never do nothin' for you again.
Antonio-Yes you will You'll
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17

Mr. Frank Pope, who is an en-
gineer on the NJ. & o. r. R., was
laid up for five months with indi-
gestion, kidney and liver trouble.
He had tried every treatment, but
nothing did him any good. He was
getting very respondent. He called
at the drug store and procured one
bottle of Quaker Extract, one bottle
Of the Oil of Balm, using them ac-
cording to directions. and in eleven
days he went to work on his engine
and has worked for months without
pain, and says he has no more in
digestion, no more kidney trouble.
and Quaker Extract is the greatest
medicine in the world.
Call to-day and obtain this won
derful Quaker Extract. for $3.50.
for $500. and Oil of Balm, Csc or
5 for $1.00, at Coursey & Munns
drug store. % Marietta street. We
prepay all express charges on all
orders of $50 Cor over. Advt.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
Items Of Interest

The heart of a standing man beats
~ times minute of a sitting one
~ times. When the man is living
down. its beats are reduced to 6s per
minute.
In England the Smiths are the.
most numerous OF all families; but
IN Ireland they are content to rank
hfth, after Murphy Kelly, Sullivan.
and Walsh.
The most common letter IS e In
LOCO letters, p occurs 1877 times In
English, 1874 times in French, las in
Spanish, and IFS I'm German.
Ebony is always soaked in water
for from six to eighteen months as
soon as cut 1t comes chiefly from
Mauritlus and the East Indies.
Heather will last longer out of wa
ter than almost any other flower.
me stem transmits very little water
to the flower.
There are nearly 1000 stitches in a.
pair OF hand-sewn boots.
India grows 16SOO,oOO tons of rice
annually.
yearly, and eats 1900, 900. All Europe
eats only two and half million.
Before a fire brigade can start for a
1re in Berlin the members must all
fall In line in military fashion and
salute their captain.
Clippings from masculine heads OF
hair are used for making stralners
through which syrups are clarified
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
The Girl Who Is Tilted
By FRANCES L. GARSIDE.

heart will stop aching and then how
glad you'n be that you kept your own
counsel
And the man-don't be too bitter
about him-he Is in trouble, too.
It is q bad thing for a decent man
To find out that he has made a mistake
like that-don't make It any harder for
him--or for yourself
Love, Iove-oh, yes. II makes ire
world go round. all right-but you have
not bid farewell TO love just because
one young man isn't writing to you ev-
cry day in the week and twice on Sun
days
And whisper-when you want a man
to run after you-you pick up your
skirts and run-just as fast as you can
If he has a particle Of sporting blood
in him he'll take after you as fast as
he can-its the nature Of the animal.
Write to Him.
Write this particular young man q.
letter, kindly. friendly. puzzled-ask him
what is the matter-then II he doesn't
answer that, or IL he answers it in some
sort of half way maybe and maybe not
fashion-drop him and drop him quickly.
That's the best way, that's the only
way-a girl who has to run after man
never gets a man worth running after
all the decent ones can run so much
faster than she can-and they will do
It. too-the minute they even suspect
they hear her little high heels pounding
down the road after them
For 50 they are made-be sure Of that
IF you are not sure Of another thing on.
earth.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
Do You Know
That

According to official statistics re-
Gently compiled in Germany the
number of centenarians in Europe is
far greater than is generally imag-
med. Spain possesses 41O; France,
21S; Italy, 1877; Great Britain 90,
Russia, SO; Germany. rs. Norway. %;
Sweden. 10; Belgium, 5, and Denmark,
2. Switzerland has none. The Bal
kan States hold the record. In Bull
garia alone there are no fewer than
1888 centenarians, and there are an
other 1914 in Roumania, and 573 in
Servia.
A bright little Irish terrier has been
trained as a perfect caddie by a we'll
known professional golfer in London.
When his master is giving a lesson
the terrier goes out with the party
and sits on the teeing green. well out
of reach Of the swinging club. criti-
cally watching the performance. He
follows the flight of the hardest hit
or worst sliced ball unerringly and,
having marked it down, races to fetch
II back He returns with the ball
gently held i'm his mouth, and drops ii
beside the sand-boX.
Inc most valuable pearl ever iound
on the American continent has been
taken to Chicago to be appraised. The
pearl was found by DR.. Jesse Carr on
the banks of the Fox River. II weighs
go grains and is perfect specimen.
The finder named it Queen of Amer
lea and presented 1t to his wife. on
his first opportunity he took II to
Chicago TO have it appraised, and
was astonished when he was told that
it was worth over 10000.
An extraordinary case of religious
individual who has proclaimed HIM
self the Messiah predicts the destruc-
ton of the world by a deluge in a
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
SLEEP DISTURBING BLADDER WEAKNESS
BACKACHE- RHEUMATISM, QUICKLY VANISH

so they can filter and sift an the
polsons from the blood and drive
it out Of the system.
So sure, so positive. so quick an
lasting are the results obtained
from the use Of CroXone that three
doses a day for a few days are Oft
en- all that is required to end the
worst baCkache, regulate the most
annoying bladder disorders and
overcome the numerous other SINH
lar conditions
Croxone is so prepared that II Is
practically impossible to take II
without results.
An original package costs but a
tritie, and all druggists are author
lied to return the purchase price if
Croxone fails to give desired re-
suits, regardless of how old Won
are, how long you have suffered, or
what else has failed.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
Cute Tommy.

Mrs Jordan had "ideas' on the way
children should be reared. Her young
hopeful, Tommy, caused her a little
anxiety in this respect. Now and
again, therefore, serious polite
ness" lecture was administered
Nov. Tommy, dear" she started,
"supposing you accidentally stepped
upon a gentleman'5 foot, what would
you say
II woull say Beg your PARDON
That's my own little som" smiled
the pleased mother. And if the gen.
tleman gave you a penny for your
pOliteness what would YOU do?"
The innocent look passed from
Tommy eyes as he quickly an
swerei: --eA-.
why, l would stand on the other
foot and say. Beg pardon again. Of
coursel"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
An Equine Scarecrow.

A prosperous farmer. who had
gained the reputation of being ex-
ceedingly stingy, owned an old horse
which was very thin. and. as if to
make up for the lack of flesh on its
body, the animal had an abnormally
large head
One day the farmer went to the ex-
pense of a new collar for the animal,
but a very few minutes after the de-
livery of the collar he was back at
the saddler's with Il.
Don't you know nuthin'?" he blurt-
er out. You've made it too small. I
can't get it over his head"
cover hts head?" said the saddler.
Man alive. It wasn't made TO go over
his head. Back him into it,"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-09-17
Even Most Chronic Suffer
ers Find Relief From
Few Doses of Croxone.

CroXOne soon relieves such con-
ditions because it reaches the very
roots of the disease. II soaks right
into the stopped up, inactive Kid
neys, through the walls and lin
ings; cleans out the little altering
cells and glands: neutralizes and
dissolves the poisonous uric aci!
substances that lodge in the Joints
and muscles to scratch and irritate
and cause rheumatism: heals the
infiamed membranes of the blad-
der, and cleans out and strength
ems the stopped up, Hfeless kidneys