La Junta tribune., 1913-08-23

II the weather In New York has
been anything like that In Colorado
of late 1t Is not much wonder that
Harry Thaw-cd out. and made his
getaway to cooler Canadian climes.
This stunt alon. is evidence OF his
sanity.
NeIt Monday night the La Jnnta
Industrial Association will meet
In solemn conclave at the city
hall for the purpose OF appointing a
vigilance committee with plcnary
powers to do and perform certain
acts Tor the good and welfare Of
this community.
Usually 1t Is supposed to give
evidence OF a superabundance OF in
'elligcnce for a man To Come In
out of the wet" but who would come
In out Of the wet these days II he
mad chance to get Wet Ask any
man from Kansas II this is not
true. They are praying for a chance
TO get wet in Kansas
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The sugar monopoly IL well able
To protect itself from Il rapacious gov
.rnment. as witness the robbery of
the government, by false weights, and
a still more pernicious system OF lob
bying In congress. 1, even having
gone 50 far a. 10 remodel the con
Eressional printed matter and y cir
ouiate IT at government expense. II
Is paying farmers s. a ton for beets
when 1t could pay $3.50 and still
frec.-f. T. Weber.
La Iuuta sports ar. trying to ar
range for al exhibition game be-
tween tn. New York Giants and
the Chicago White Sor when those
teams pass through In October on
their world tour. 4 modest guAran-
tee OF one thousand dollars for the
glme Is all the big leagucrs ask.
and that is mere bayatclle to
the liy. ones OF the railroad m.trop.
ellis. The valley towns will all
have large representations In la
JInta II tn. game IA arranged = n.
mar Sparks
{. = Muller was In town wedncs-
day from his dry claim thir'y.svc
miles south aud east He brought
In a load Of corn. fully DEVELOPED
though not maturrd. that was grown
on his farm tIis year Without a
drop of Irrigation. II was In fine
condition for ailo and eventually
the siio system may be the solution
Of our Inability "a raise corn 10
maturity successfully Mr. Miller
has IN fifteen acres OF corn. but Il
is suffering somewhat on accoun, OF
ihr continued dry weather.
Ia Iunia seems 10 be- In pretty
good financial condition, no,withstand
lug the tariff agitation. prospective
free sugar. poor crops IA Kansas,
dry N"ath'r. no water IN the bitches
and all the other ills that hav. ~.
nictod us According TO the state
ments of the three banks ~ this
city. showing their financial condl.
tion ON August 9th. they had on de-
posit the sum Of ss9s .s,7 80 Nearly
cool million II W. had that much
money W. would agrr. to forget
all about IN. hot weather. no mat.
ter how distressing and alLprevad.
ing II happened TO be.
Iitilo girl. you look so small.
Haven't you got no clothes at all'
Don't you wear no shimmy shirt
Don't you wear no petty skirt
Just your corsc, and your hose
Ar. those all your undcrclothes'
Little girl. when on the street,
You appear to b" all feet.
Nth your dress" 80 very tight
You ar. iurt an awful sight
Nothing on To keep you warm.
Crazy jus, 10 show your form.
Little glrl. you won't liv. long.
just bcoans. you dress all wrong.
Can't you wear more und.roloth"~
Than your corset and your hose'
After while. do believe.
You viii dress like Mother Eve!
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Tho Arkansas valley Band made
= great hit In Denver last week dur.
ing the KNIGHT TcmplAr conciave. On
several occasions when II was an.
nounccd that the ArkAnsAs Valley
BAND would play some of the Den
vOrtsaa Mona prA In shoff aud Lap