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SEWING MACHINES

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any part Of the United States Cur
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FINE TEAM OF GRAY HORSES
weight 2ibO lbs. good travellers. In
auire 1874 South West Temple. e1sHs
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FOR RENT
For Rent-Furnished Rooms


IDAHO. NEWLY FURNISHED. STEAM
heat, $3.50 TO $500 week. 201A East 4th
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FURRIER and TAXIDERMlST

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BOWLING ALLEYS

WINDSOR BOWLING PARLORS 225
Main. Prizes each week for ladies'
high scores m55I
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FTRsT-CLAss, THoRoU GHBRE
mare; good pedigree. fast trotter and a ID
yery. gentle; Will sell al real bo,yair ai,d
A. A. Clark & Co. sc So. lth Wes1'
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Office space at 32S Main st All or
part OF office.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
That Reminds Me.
By H. w. P.

Little Sammy's father overheard
Sammy using improper language
one day and proceeded to give Sam
my good old fashioned licking.
Sammy dried his tears but still Sob
bing went to his mother and asked:
Mamma, did papa's father lick him
when he was a little boy?" His
mother replied: Yes Sammy. and
his father before him, and back for
generations fathers have whipped
their little boys when they were
naughty" Sammy seemed in deep
thought fer moment and then ask
ed: Well, mamma, who started
this business anyhow?
And that reminds me:-Some
years ago there lived in Illinois a
farmer whom we will call Bill, be-
cause that was his name. He own
ed fine farm of l60 acres. we'll i'm.
proved and divided up into 40 acre
fields by we'll built woven-wire
fences. Bill was prosperous, good
neighbor, a good citizen and gener
ally we'll liked but was the most
profane man in the whole county
Bills stock of profanity was seem.
ingly unlimited and cuss words were
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
CHALLENGE!

The officers of the New
Prison do hereby challenge
the officers of the Old Prison
to combat for supremacy at
a Base Ball game to be play
ed any time, anywhere.
This no idle talk. We're
ready and waiting to knock
the cover off any baseball
delivered over the pan by a
Southpaw or anyone other
wise connected with the Old
Prison.
Note:-- Better bring Steal
thySteve thesix-eyed Sleuth
along to hunt for baseballs
when our swatters get busy.
Are you game? What's the
word?
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
Sense or no Sense.
BY Paddy

A pill juglar of the quack variety
has came out with the danger yelp
sign that every person is troubled.
more or less, with some disease
that, if not checked in time, will
cause his death. After following
his directions on how to detect what
disease you have, l find l have
food consumption In very advanc-
ed stage.
An exchange states that most all
hello girls curl their hair 50 as to
wear it in rlnglets during working
hours. Different with our hello
girl; the only thing he curls is
smoke from his corn cobb pipe, when
he gets it started after he quits work
| for the day.
Some people," says G. p. the
main gent in the dining car, say a
very little and mean a whole lot,
while others can say whole lot and
mean very little.'
AS a general rule gent will put
up howl it handed a lemon, but
here it is different. They will heave
ten-ton yelp off of their chests if
not handed a piece of one to chew
after they connect with shot out
of that round bottomed bottle the
doctor has handy at all times.
1t is no proof that lady wants to
fly just because she was heard to
say: "Oh! for the wings of bird. D
She may really want them to trim
her hat.
We were just wondering if the
airgette, that is the style for ladies'
hats, is only society word mean
ing cigarette pocket.
! Everything that glistens ain'1
gold" For instance, the top of old
Pats head.
Abe B. prys himself loose from
another one on 'how l can sell be-
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
FARM NOTES
By One of the Farmers.

On account of the rains the roof
on the silo is still unfinished.
Three hogs were butchered on
Monday and taken to the old pri-
son.
The farmers were kept busy be-
tween showers last week, planting
and hoeing.
The first picking of pi4-plant and
onions was sent in to both prisons
during the week.
Two of the farm crew have been
putting in their evenings at the
farm, setting out cabbage plants and
transplanting tomato plants.
Hauling rock and stumps from
the fields and discing kept the team
busy most of the time. One extra
horse from the O'Neil farm was on
the disc.
Owing to rainy weather no corn
or potatoes were planted during
the week. But weather permitting,
they will be rushed in the first of
this week.
The teamster hauled 125 bushels
of potatoes from the old prison to
the O'Neil farm on Thursday last.
Part of the farmers were kept busy
Thursday, Friday and Saturday,
culling the potatoes for planting.
A hobo called at the farm house
the other morning for something
to eat. Supt. Mullens acted the
part of sick woman go successful
ly, that the DO left in a hurry, hop
ing that the old lady would get
we'll soon.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Capt. Brostrom is worrying why
bis potatoes don't show up. Some
one said he might have planted
them too deep. He stated: "Oh
no l only put them down two
feet"
Noticed that Jack Johnson did
not deny that every fight he won
of importance was fixed" when
the Federal prosecutor threw that
statement at his teeth during the
recent trial.
Under the direction of Assistant
Deputy Backland numerous flower
beds Will be laid out in front of the
administration building. He ex-
poets also to have the sodding COM
plete this week.
1t took court order to prohibit
a husband, the other day. from in
sisting on helping his wife with the
homework against her wishes. They
ought to put that man in a glass
cage. He is too precious to be at
large.
The Board of Parole held its
usual monthly meeting at this in
stitution, Monday the 18th. Tween
ty-one applications from inmates
here were heard resulting in seven
paroles and two conditional dis
charges being granted.
We read in history that Crom-
wall, during his eleven years wal
against the Irish, succeeded in ami
hilating 6i6. 900 of total population
of 1,4l6,O00. l was just thinking
what tough time his "Nibs'' would
have nowadays if he had nerve
enough to start anything.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

as natural to him as feas are to a
dog. One of Bills closest friends
was the local minister and he con.
stantly labored with Bill to induce
him to be little more choice in bis
language. Bill always took the
minister's lectures in good nature
and would reply that there was no
harm in it as he didn't mean half
that he said and it was only harm
less habit.
One spring the weather was par
ticularly unsuited to farming, it
being wet and cold up to the mid
die of May. Crops were very un-
even and the outlook was not bright.
The minister driving by Blll's
farm one day. noticed two fields of
oats. Those on the south forty
were sickly and yellow-looking and
it did not seem as if they could
possibly make crop. While those
on the north forty were fine and
healthy and promised an excellent
crop. Driving up to the house he
met Bill AMI said: Bill. how do
you account for the difference in
those two fields of oats? | know
you sowed them at about the same
time" We'll, Elder" answered
Bill. "I'll tell you. Here about
two or three weeks ago. one cold
rainy day, I walked out to that north
forty and it was the sickliest blank
ETY. blank piece of oats YOU ever
saw. l started to walk across il
and the further / walked the mad.
der l got. When l reached about
the center of the field stopped and
started to cuss. | wish you could
have heard me. Elder. | never
have done so we'll before and fear ]
shall never again be able to come
up to the mark l made that day
Finally | noticed sort of a blue
blaze rising from all around me and
spreading out over that entire field
and [ could notice a distinct rising
of the temperature. And do you
know, Elder, that cussing warmed
that field up so that the oats start.
ed to brace up from that moment
and l believe now they will make a
fair crop. / went over to the south
forty the next day thinking l could
warm it up some but | guess [ had
overdone myself a little on the
north forty and could not come any
where near equaling my previous
performance"
The minister slowly and sadly
shaking his head drove on, having
decided that it was useless to spend
any more time in endeavors to re-
form Bill.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
New Prison News.
By O'C.

Father Corcoran paid us a visit
on Saturday.
Officer Rutherford left on his va
cation Monday.
Rev. Benson visited the lnstltu-
ton Wednesday.
Supt. Williams has added another
clerk to his force.
J. E. Desautells was down from
the old prison Saturday.
How dazzling and splendid he
looks in the new uniform!
Business is pretty brisk around
the warehouse these days.
Myth watch clocks, one, two, and
four are now in operation.
How sore these cant be done"
guys get when someone up and does
it.
TIE Gopher League received
several new recruits during the
week.
Mccoy has been employed as
foreman, assigned to concrete
work.
Not great many moons now I'M
til the Old Prison will be dead
one"
Supt. of Construction Robertson
made a business trip to the cities
Saturday.
A clothes cleaner and presser has
been assigned to the laundry de-
partment.
Another lot of furniture was re-
ce1ved during the week for the Mr.
ror Office.
Parole Agent Whittier conducted
party of young people thru the
prison Saturday.
The first green things" of the
season were received from the farm
"Wednesday last.
Judge Jelley and friends of Min
neapolis, were guests of Warden
Wolfer Saturday.
Several new faces were seen
Sunday in the choir, and several old
ones were missing.
The ladies' of the Christian Scien-
fist society conducted services in
the Chapel Sunday.
The Warden held interviews
with inmates at this institution
Wednesday afternoon.
Officer Mccarthy has returned
from his vacation. He reports en-
jOying himself greatly.
The increase in the population
necessitates bathing some of the
crews Saturday afternoon.
Assistant Deputy Backland was
busy overseeing the planting of grass
seed, Monday and Tuesday.
O. r. Johnson was employed as
guard and assigned to duty on the
Wall. Effective May 18th.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22
low cost and make clear profit of
80 cents on the dollar?'

low cost and make clear profit of
80 cents on the dollar?'
To use gamblers phrase, one of
the officers that has charge of the
crews in the park has full house
three blacks and two whites.
Now hope the old rascal is sat-
isfied after taking drag and tear
ing up all the grass in the park.
Oh! just Dan Patch again.
When it comes to putting one
over on the public by way of adver-
tisement, here is one that is pretty
rich: I'm compromising the medi-
cine,' so the ad runs, some of it
was split on a cow-hide trunk and
now the proprietor of this wonder
full dope for gents suffering with
ball heads, has to take the said trunk
over to the barber shop each week
! so ne can shave 1t.
A seedy looking gent in one of
the classes in school stated that he
was pen pusher, that he had kept
books all his life. Next night dur
ing the spelling lesson he was ask
ed to spell PEN and he did by
spelling 1t "p-l-o-w.'
An exchange says that diamonds
are very popular IN New York, in
fact, it states that most every one
in certain districts wear many of
the baubles on the street. That
ought to be good news to the faint
ing Bertha's.
Tailor Nelson does not get shock
ed very easy, but when he gets
rush order for 10-1l cap to be
delivered with the spring uniforms,
it kind of gets him side tracked for
a time.
Say" said the officer. what is
making all that noise?" Obi"
said Sammie, that is just Slivers
taking off his pink socks and putting
on lavender pair"
Another mystery down here:
How can a twine-truck cut the
whole front off a gents shoe and
not hurt the foot in any way? The
said truck was used as exhibit "A'
in trying to throw some light on the
mystery, but so far the main cause
is more or less in the dark.
A gent has just invented a poe
ket for mems clothes that will hold a
lighted cigar without setting his
togs on fire. 1t is needless to say
that it will take something worse
than that before married man will
have the same change in his trousers
pocket in the morning that he had
when he went to bed the night be-
fore.
Mercy! how time fies," said Off
Ger Ced erburg as he watched the
hands of the master clock do a tan
60 around the dial. | like to see
things move but this is something
fierce. / will be an old man before
morning if this keeps up.
Was it an opital delusion? Old
General Stonewall not here at all?
Well, if l did not see his shiny pate
going out Of the dining-room to-day
noon, it will be w. j. B. grape juice
for mine, hereafter.
Talk about beauty paws! The
big nit artist always has the win
ming hand.
A lady is not necessarily life
preserver just because she married
gent after he had told her that he
would drown himself if she did not.
If convicts ever get as popular as
royalty, l shall quit grating and
marry an heiress.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1913-05-22

Holland made few timely remarks
to the students and teachers.
Officer johnson says: well, any
way, the old roam horse can go lots
of places an automobile can't 60.
Officer Bell was relieved of his
duties on the wall and assigned to
duty in the yard. Effective May
18th.
Father Corcoran celebrated mass
Sunday morning in the chapel, max
ing few timely remarks to those
present.
Just as soon as the tracks and
grading is &C mpleted work will be
commenced in earnest on the new
buildings.
Supt. of Construction Robertson
and force have moved their office to
building occupied by Hanley-
Casey Co.
Hanley-Casey people gathered up
a couple of car loads of miscellan-
eous material and shipped them to
home plant.
Grading work around the hospi-
tai building is going along slowly on
account of so much solid rock hav-
ing to be removed.
Civil engineer Clark and assis-
taut spent Saturday establishing
grades, running lines, ETC., for the
concrete walks.
Why the howl from The Farmers?
The day after the election and all
were there with Didn't I tell you?
Certainly, was rightp'
The excavating crew have made
quite a hole in the ground. The
rich black dirt still holds out and
is being used in making lawns.
Contractor O. H. Olson is busy
getting the steam shovel in readiness
for moving the hill on west side of
railroad tracks, north side of wall.
The track laying gang are all
sons of Sunny Italy" Mr.. Back
land asked one of them how he
felt: "Fina da danda," he re-
piled.
Some of the new ones'' should
not have any trouble getting en-
ployment on their release. Good
sword swallowers are always in de-
mand.
The Grand Jury of Washington
county, accompanied by court at
taches, had luncheon here, and
were conducted through the prison
last Monday.
Monty" left us last Thursday.
Like the old story he says: He is
going so far away from here that
it will take nine dollars to send
post card back.
Thursday 35 track men of the
Omaha r. r. Co., commenced work
laying track inside of wall. 1t is
expected the job will be completed
by Saturday.
The surfacing in front of admin
istration building with black dirt is
completed. Monday morning the
construction of sidewalks will be
started here.
Two carloads of cement have
been received and unloaded. This
will he used IN the construction of
the numerous concrete walks, thru
out the grounds.
Chief Engineer Schatz spent sew
eral days here during the past week,
keeping things going during the
absence of Engineer Frowley. who
is on his vacation.
Irrespective of the fact that she
wore several pounds of false hair a
bride Immediately left her husband
because he wore wig. It's poor
rule that won't work both ways.
Several men have been busy all
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-03
Deserved Compliment.

a representative OF the Florida Grow
er visited Eustis, Fla, and in his splen-
did write-up of that fiourishing town has
the following to say:
lone institution that Eustis, and in
fact all Lake county and all Florida
should be proud of, is the Lake Region,
and this newspaper is Col. Clarence E.
Woods. a native OF Kentucky, who is
leaving his imprint in this State as a
brainy newspaper man. a splendid pub
lie speaker and a charming m an to meet,
gentleman in all that much abused
term implies. When Eustis acquired
Clarence Woods she made The greatest
move in her career, for he is one of the
best boosters the State has ever known,
and he is ever working night and day
for Lake county and for Eustis. His
paper is one of the cleanest, typograph
ically, published in Florida, and clean
in every other way that a live-wire pa
per, edited by live-wire man, should
be; and if any of the Grower readers
wish TO read paper we are all proud of,
/ recommend that they send for sam
pie copy of the Eustis Lake Region"
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-03
LOOKING AFTER YOUNG S0WS
Best Plan Is to Have Them Farrow Az
ter Grass and Glover Start to
Secure Good Pasturage.

In nearly all cases the first litter is
the hardest draft on the system of the
dam and for this reason, If no other,
the young sows should have special
care. 1t is best, so far as can be done
to have the young sows farrow after
grass and clover have made a good
start, as there are few things better,
than plenty of good pasturage, to en-
able a dam to produce milk, and a
young sow IL she is to suckle her lit
ter of pigs well, must have food well
adapted to milk production. A SOW
should always be so gentle that in
case it becomes necessary, she can be
handled without unduly exciting her.
1t is never good policy to disturb a
SOW at narrowing, unless absolutely
necessary. AS a precaution against
her eating her pigs, she should have a
light opening ration for a few days be-
fore narrowing and then a bucket Of
warm slop ready for her whenever she
gets up Be careful about over-feed-
ing her for the first three or four days
and then gradually increase her ra-
tons until she is given all that she
will readily eat up clean. After the
pigs are a week old, she may be al
lowed the run of a pasture, feeding
slop regularly at least two times day
and three times is still better. Be
careful to feed regularly. Stop stuff.
milk or wheat bran, oil meal and milk,
are hard to beat and are all good
foods for breeding sows.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-03
PREPARE STOCK FOR MARKET
Experience Has Shown That There 10
More Growth the First Year Than
Second-keep Pushing.

In preparing stock for the market,
too much stress cannot be laid upon
rapid development of the animal. Ex-
perience has shown that In proportion
to the food consumed by young ami
mails, there is more growth the first
year than the second, and more the
second year than the third. and with
each increasing year the increase in
weight gets smaller in proportion to
the amount of food consumed, conse-
quently it is very essential that all
young animals be kept thrifty and
growing; especially is this true with
all animals intended for market. This
is seen In the production of baby beef.
Shich is one of the most profitable
businesses to engage In. A quick
growth, and an early maturity. returns
the best profit among cattle. swine.
sheep and poultry. The intelligent
farmer. in preparing his stock for
market. should always bear in mind
the importance of pushing his stock
from the time they are born until
placed on the market Every day
should see gain in weight along the
lines of profit, yet at the same time
this crowding should not be overdone
There is danger of injuring animals by
overlooking. especially when young. II.
however, the feed rations are properly
made, looking toward just enough and
not too little. or to much, good results
may be expected In the end.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-03
AT Eastern Normal.

The evening of December 9th has been
set for the Inter Society program.
The Periclesian, with the other Socie-
ties, were entertained by the Excelsiors
Monday evening from 1880 to 10 p. m.
An interesting program was given, after
which hot chocolate and saDwiches were
served. The evening was much enjoyed.
The following officers have been elected
for the term: L. Shearer. president;
Miss Gordon, vice-president; Miss Cali.
co, secretary; Miss King, critic; Miss
Grey, first consul; ]. K. Shearer. second
consul; NJ. G. Redwine, yell leader; Miss
Voris, pianist; Mr.. Kenneth Rainey, war
den.
The Periclesian wen the Inter- Society
banner last term. The per cent. of at
tendance was 90 25-47.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-03
.1ffAR1Nk
$1R0NQK
BOAR NEEDS GOOD ATTENTION
Pacture Not Only Saves Feed But VIII
Also Prove Excellent Conditioner
Don't Overfeed.

The boar needs pasture as well as
do the other hogs or the other stock.
Pasture will not only save feed but
will also be a good conditioner. IL
you keep a boar in a small pen. 1t Is
always muddy or dusty and then II he
is poorly fed in this pen he cannot do
his best, and the pigs will be disap-
pointment On the other hand. the
boar can be fed too much, but the
trouble is usually that he doesn't get
enough.
1t is often thought that the boar is
simply a bill of expense and that he
does not need much feed. Such being
the case, he is fed little Just because
he must be kept alive, but this feed
is the scantiest amount that can be
given and the handiest feed-nearly
always just a few ears of corn. He
needs something stronger than ear
corn. 1t may cost a little more. but
will prove money well spent. The
feed should be rich in proteids. which
would call for shorts, tankage. oil
meal, cowpeas, clover, alfalfa and such
feeds, according to Roy Coleman In
\ the Farmers Review. When fed on
such a ration he can produce larger
filters and stronger pigs than when
poorly fed.
The young boar should not be fed
too heavily. II he is overfed 1t will
make him go down in the feet. 1t will
he becomes old. 1t is hard to grow
prize pig into a prize boar. But Il
he has not been overdone as pig he
can be made to develop into good
sound boar.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1913-12-03
Loses Automobile.
dispatch from Harrodsburg says:

A dispatch from Harrodsburg says:
Judge Hughes, the new Collector OF
Internal revenue for this district, was
the victim of a peculiar accident last
night tina: will cost him his automobile,
and also caused him to be painfully in
jured. He had returned from Lancas-
ter and his auto was waiting in the
street. when his chauffeur decided to in
vestigate some minor trouble with the
car. He lighted a match to look under
it and the gasoline Immediately caught
fire. The flames quickly enveloped the
machine and Judge Hughes, in trying
to extinguish them, fell and split his Lip
badly. The fire department finally ex-
tinguished the blaze, but not before the
car had been considerably damaged.