The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1913-03-31
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THE BLACKSMITH MUSE.

Grateful Woids.
My friends, do bunions, burns or boils
Destroy your peace, prevent Nour
sleep?
Are You mar within the tolls
OF rheumatism? Do not weep!
Tie to the nearest shop and eat
A box or W. of Nick's crimped wheat.
If foiled in love or fooled in trade
Use this new potion. Its a bear.
Twill turn your eyes a comely shade,
Twill grow new legs OF arms or
hair.
Gadzooks! no other food car beat
This cure all ills and pains crimped
wheat.
1t puts a crirnp in doctors bills
1t puts a crimp in bitter woe,
1t puts a crimp in mortal ills,
But doesn't crimp your precious
dough.
If you are down, get on our feet
BY putting crimps in Nick's crimped
wheat.
Yesterday we received oy parcel
post a consignment Of Crimped wheat
from our old friend Chester Adelbert
Nickum, but lately gone into the ce-
real business. Nick is an Associated
Press operator who has seer the error
of his way. We took the c, W. down
to the restaurant last night, Drawing
the d~isfavor of F. Kenny, whose hope
of selling us any ham-and went glim-
mering when he lamped Il burden.
The meal invigorated and inspired to
such an extent that we die two mems
work after lunch and got a raise.
(Joke).
EXTRA! EXTRA! Tomorrow
morning we will offer something from
the typewriter of Jack Harrah, the in
spired deputy county clerk. We have
secured this classic at enormous ex-
pense. You can not afford to miss it.
1t might be well to remark that n
of the Highlander's home suits is
missing. Blank lent the unie to some
local amateur last fall n the borrow
er has forgotten to return it. If the
man who has the suit in his possession
happens to lamp this reference to it
the return of the uniform is urged.
The club is not possessed Of any sur
plus coin and the purchase of a new
suit would be another drain upon the
slender resources at Blanks command.
Suppose that suit belonged to Carman.
lhe big fellow might have to wear
Jake Warren's suit this year. Per-
haps Mig Perrine's painted unie is
pnna Tho tr1icGinr emit Tr1iphf start
any one of a score of embarrassing
situations. If you borrowed the suit
please return it at once. The boys are
on their way.
Say what you will about Hamilton,
you must give it to the valley bugs
for furnishing the seasons first box
score.
They arc certainly baseball crazy in
the little valley town, ever though
they are living on a glorious past
right now. Hamilton fans still re-
count with bated breath the tales of
that famous team that cleaned the
state two and three years ago. The
men who played on that team are
now in organized baseball and the
Hamilton man who can't tell the his
tory, batting and fielding averages Of
every one of them isn't allowed to
vote. Whaling, Dell, McQuaid, Synder
and Conley-those are the members of
hat team who have gone into the
organized game. of them all, of
course, Whaling and Dell are greatest.
Hamilton may grow into a great city,
GI. " ~, nn1,, r, a q h. h,iilt n1nrr hay
streets, electric cars may run through
her orchards. but the memory of Dell
and Whaling viii never be allowed to
di'. There was some battery, This
year Dell won't be in the Union assoc
citation, nor will Jimmie McQuaid. one
has gone up and the other down. But
Snyder and Conley will be here and
Hamilton's interest in the leagues af-
fairs will be kept fresh.
Hamilton people even now look upon
these former stars with proprietary
jealousy. "A word against one of them
is treason A little story about Jim
ME McQuaid illustrates this feeling.
The story surely won't cause hard
feeling now. If it does We're sorry.
Last year when Jimmie McQuaid
came here with Butte he didn't show
much speed. He didn't hit we'll and
his fielding was ragged. The Nilsson
liam SAT- as much and baseball Hamil-
ton blew with a loud bang. The
Missoulian's unfortunate correspond
ent was in real danger for a While,
$ veral people refused to take the
paper any longer II the last time we
heard anything about the situation
there was n barber who refused to
let that ape that baWled out Jim
mic McQuaid' be brought into his
shop. They are a loyal crew, any
how. Tell a Hamilton man if you
will that Ty Cobb is a fake, but don't
whisper a word against "Weiser'
Dell.
Helena opens the baseball season
here April %.