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A ROYAL INSULT.
Lord 6rousham 6Idsd His limo and
Repaid George w.


With all of his knowledge and talent
Lord Brougham was eccentric and SLOW
emily in his personal habits. While he
was young and comparatively I'M
known barrlster he was asked to din
ner at which the prince regent pre-
sided. Mr.. Brougham's hands needed
washing. The regents keen eyes rest
ed on them. He beckoned TO a waiter
and gave him an order which the man
heard with scared face, and then
going out he speedily returned with
ever full OF water, soap and towel.
He carried them to Brougham. pre-
senting them with the prince regents
compliments. The barrister instantly
withdrew and never afterward referred
to the insult.
Years later. when the prince, now
king, tried to divorce his wife, Brough-
am as her defender so vehemently sus-
tanned her cause that she triumphed.
The kings name was not mentioned
during the trial. though the nation
knew that he was secretly the prosecu-
tor. Brougham in his speech declared
that he saw In the distance the name
less prosecutor of his innocent client
quoting with terrific effect Millions
words:
The other shape
IL shape II might be called. ''' black 1t
stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd
his head
The likeness OF kingly crown had on.
George ". felt seriously this savage
attack. The nation sided with the
queen, and her defender had paid his
debt with interest.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-05-19
HOME TRADE AIDS
TOWN BOOMING
One Is Essential to the Sue
cess Of the Other.
BUSINESS MAKES THE TOWN
The Lack OF II Kills-Get Busy and
5oost-Property Values Will Dwindle
Unless Community Is Always on the
Go-"NeVer Too Late to Mend"

Home trade is the prime requisite Of
successful town boosting Without
home trade practiced as well as
preached town boosting will fall fiat.
The reason is obvious. Business makes
a town, lack of business kills town.
Your natural ambition is to see your
town developing a healthy and steady
growth, and your natural acknowledge
ment, when the matter is called to
your attention, will be that this is i'm
possible without an increasing number
of local stores.
When you are patronizing stores of
your own town you are not only receiy-
ing as fair an equivalent for your
money as you would from the mail Or
der concern whose fowery and often
fraudulent advertisements make its
owners wealthy, but you draw sub
stantial interest on the money ex
pended. You may own property. 1t
will increase in value as the town
grows. II you are not property
owner you will derive benefit from
home trade anyway. Business progress
in a small community is an incentive
for civic progress. and you will have
better town In every respect. No mat
ter who you may be, the wealthlest
citizen or the poorest, you can do your
share in helping build up your town.
/, Home trade opens the opportunity for
every man.
When man is talking up the advan-
tages of his particular locality in the
hope of gaining a new industry. a new
storekeeper or a desirable new citizen
his chances of success are much more
promising IL he can-jmpress his nearer
| with the telling argument that the
town is on the sure road to great
future and therefore is good place
in which to do business. because its
people spend their money with the
local merchants. That kind of spirit
will make an instant appeal.
But suppose the best the town boom
er can say is. "You ought TO come here
to live, it's so pleasant" There are lots
Of pleasant places, but successful town
boosting accompllshes small Roadway
with that single and inane commenda-
ton
"Never too late to mend" is a motto
that holds good in the argument for
home trade 1t is never too late for the
people of any town who have been in
the habit of sending mail orders for
merchandise to be cured of this folly
and civic indiscretion. But the sooner
they are cured OF this weakness Of bit
ing at the fiowery mail order adver-
tisements and transfer their patronage
to local storekeepers the sooner will
they be in position to point with
pride to the main street, of which they
have been ashamed. now undergoing
the wholesome process of TRANSITIONAL
ton into real street with busy stores
That is n commendable aim. and when
this goal is attained convincing argu-
ments can be driven home as to why
others should join such a prospecting
and growing community.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-05-19
HARTFORD, CONN.,, POLICE
Use COMFORT POWDER
FOR TENDER, ACHl &c FEET

They say: 1--WE have used Comfort
Powder for tender feet and chafing
caused by incessant standing and
walking and find it gives quick and
sure relief from the burning sensa-
ton and terrible ache which follows.
making it far easier to perform our
duties" The scientific medication
of Comfort Powder makes it unequal
led for all skin affections of infants
and adults alike. Get the genuine
with signature of E. S. Sykes on
box.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-05-19

Opportunities approach only those
who use them.-Eperson.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-05-19

A creative economy is the fuel Of
magniflcence emerson.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-05-19

The last century was more fertile in
female sovereigns than the present. In
the forties three young queens occupied
the thrones OF England. Spain and
POrtugal-Vlctoria. Isabella and Maria
da Gloria. Their respective consorts
were Prince Albert Of Saxe-Coburg. the
Infant Francois d'Asslse and Prince
Ferdinand. another Saxe-Coburg. The
last two were granted the nominal title
OF king, to which Prince Albert never
aspired Mall Gazette.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-05-19
In Mothers Medicine Chest.

are standard remedies which have
stood the test of time-remedies
which their mothers and grandmoth-
ers had used before them, such as
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound. which for nearly forty years
has been curing the women of this
country from the worst form of fe-
male ills. Merit alone could have
stood such test of time and won
such an enviable record.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1913-05-19
To Those Interested In Professional
Nursing.

Miss Elizabeth B. Chadwick. As
sistant Superintendent OF Nurses of
one OF the largest registered Train
ing Schools in Greater New York
VIII be pleased to meet young wO-
men who are Interested in the study
OF professional nursing. at the Wal.
loomsac Hotel on Wednesday MAY
2lst from ? to 9 D. m.
A II year course Is offered in
General Nursing including Obstetrics
and instruction in executive work.
An elegant new freproof building
has been erected for the nurses
which Offers all The cOnvenieuces
and comforts Of a home.
Miss Chadwick viii be prepared
to give all necessary information IN
regard 70 salary, etc. Adv "a
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Reassurina Her.

do you really love me?" she wrote.
referring to my last letter." he
promptly replied, you will find that l
love you devotedly on page /, madly
on page and passionately on pages 4
and 5."-Pittsburgh Post.
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her lap to the floor, and, leaning for
ward, her firm, brown hands clasped
over her knees, she seemed to be ask
ing herself questions, or weighing
some problem.
Yes; it is our only chance" In her
eyes a steady glow replaced the vary
ing lights, and, getting up with a sud
cen air of determination, Nanette
crossed the room TO where, near the
door, stood a small desk CHANGING
quickly around, she seated herself and,
reaching for paper and pen. wrote
carefully and somewhat laboriously {
few words She had finished and
was contemplating the result ii her
eager efforts when hand at the door
caused her to dash down the pen and
spring to her feet. AS her aunt en-
tered, Nanette took a few steps for
ward, and, bending to pick up her
work from the floor, turned partly
away and thrust the paper into the
bosom of her gown.
II came to tell you supper is ready"
said Marie quietly.
At the table with her aunt the girls
manner was subdued and deferential;
she observed the incest prophecies,
and bestowed on the others slightest
word a need Of attention calculated
TO soften the old woman's attitude and
suspicious. And possibly succeeded;
or, 1t may be, Marie's own conscience
had begun to reproach her; for num-
Der of days had passed and nothing
had as yet occurred to justify the
early apprehensions she had enter.
tanned. Under the circumstances the
meal was little prolonged; the first
shafts of twilight had entered the
courtyard and had begun to steal into
the narrow chamber with darkening
effect, ere of an accord the two WON
en- pushed back their chairs.
at gets dark early" said the girl,
cor time has passed quicker than I
thought. Perhaps it was what you
were telling me of the former lady GO
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CHAPTER XVII.
A Stroll ON the Strand.

"You are in a hurry, Monsieur Bep-
pot" arms akimbo, Nanette, standing
in an embrasure of the rampant, called
out to the Governors man as he
passed by.
"Ah, Mistress Nanette," Beppo
stopped readily enough, II didn't see
Hou at first"
Because you have more important
matters to think of" she laughed,
showing her strong white teeth.
The fat old man looked pleased; a
few days before, Nanette had flashed
a radiant smile at him from her case
ment, and, ever since, he had been
inclined to regard her with favor.
mot more important, but duties that
must be attended to! The wedding
hour draws near" The island girl
half turned her head; a shadow
seemed to pass over the bold, sun.
bnrnad features. "And her ladvsD;H
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caught the answer. which came In
tones deep and strong.
AT least, aunt, you are frank!"
81 must be! Under ordinary cir
cumstances, | should be glad; of
course, the child of my dead sister.
ought to be welcome"
so 1 thought" dryly, when l
stopped off few days ago to see
you, on my way to Paris"
'If you had let me know, 1t is who
would have gone somewhere, near by,
to have seen you'll" was the troubled
reply. His Excellency-what would
he say If he knew? Pierre Laroche,
who has been called friend Of priva-
teersmen, perhaps even of the Black
Seigneur, himself! I should have gone
to his Excellency at once and asked IL
he objected, only you begged me not,
and"
Were you so anxious to be rid Of
me-" quickly.
81 shouldn't speak as do now, PER-
haps, only"
"Only?"
Your conduct, since you have been
here"
What do you mean?" The others
tone had sudden defiant ring.
ut is not seemly for a girl of your
age and condition to be out alone so
lsta nishtsi"
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O*iApHsHR &tNNl.
"A NrW ArvtMaI.


Thrice Hai1 the olhl nurse, Marie.
assisting HER mistress ttiHtt might for
the ba1mIett, ag1fetfi; "a number of
times sssfwan to- HU1ff my ilady's eye
and attta1timp, butt i'm wain. Only when
the aib1uin& process vass NEARLY COM
Ipleteh autf1 the nurse Asratt with a
white sluueaT, dbl slice, by "a distinctly
dfetating urxssslne, succeed in arrest
ing, Inu1nmrttHtiE, ttfe others bright
strained glance.
fIsanNtiiiIg the m@teaYH" Ny lady's
absent tome dbl mott invite condolences.
My 1adEr-D ttia woman Ehesitated;
vet sssanedl anxious to- sueaiis ''I-my
Lady" sifee bssan again; with sign
of encouragement from ttise Governors
diaughear, would iiare goue 0n; but the
latter, after waiting a. moment, abrupt
yH withdrew the siiAenissin1i foot.
1.-THE tualstt! utis uasat THE hour!"
AN instant siiR ssuafi, mt seeing the.
other or THE expression OF dltsappoint-
SmeItt ON the worn1l1iis maintenance;
Then ulitd3iE wtaAedl ttD tire door. Nor,
rs THE &nxauurs daughter moved
down THE lhng oursiinr, with crimson
lips sat fHrtl, wsas she 0agnizant of
another ffHue ttiHt IbuHt8fi Oltt from one
nf THE lnH1w n8sssaspss OF THE palace
after fiear-tttse ffWee off a younger wom-
an Whose darHk, spyang ssHes glowed
and wtfulse hHu1k oihssad att sight Of
the vanishing figured!
1.-The sound OF aay wotass, however,
rs SHE nearatl ttie bHnuisstneg hall, per-
force lEacalbsf1 my lbtty to "a sense Of
iffar surroundings; att THE same time
a figure i'm fill court dress stepped
from tine Widely dpsarrRM doors. An
adequate dtag1se OF expectancy ION his
ihanfsunae ofOlnttana1usf, my lord, the
AfarlIits, wtfD ifsatl bAean waiting, lover
naaitnp, ffnr ttiss first 8,iinpse of his
mistress THAT evening, nnw CALAMITY
ttenffaTah ibis greetings.
Hafhm, usstisaps, Hmn THE ancient
fhanaiesiig fH1ll presented ga more fes-
dive aInleaafaIDee. Muiths eaIt1 flowers
tnaatte bright ttfee ttfsj1hss; banners me-
SfiieYal, ttrGphhes on many victories,
ftraitsh ffrnm ttfee oeAiii1g; a. hundred
lights wsaxe reflected from ornaments
,ut cuTRstal sand nbaaas OF eRdn On ev-
ery lha1d1 an almost tsatisatic Iproruslon
impressed THE guests with THE ,opu-
iaange OF THE Mount; ttfatt flew could
sat i'm more stHtte tttan ttiiis pale lord
OF THE North, or Seaw Queens preside
GoNar a ssssaIee OF greater ssIataador than
their fsair tiu1dhess, His daughter!
With ffa@aabih seantlAncee cof spirit,
SHE ttWlk thar uiiRes; beaIsntth THE keen
csSas OF His HccsalemUy responded to
ssalltss OF wit, andl only weiean between
Unirsses ttiee music uaEes1, did her
manner relax. MteaD, Iham1ipg ;on her
sltnw. with ciisealB alliance nunl down
lasAf Gasas- saiae u,uffmuesil ttD listen to
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gives tomorrow riding party for neI
guests-a last celebration before she
is led to the altar. 1 am on my way
now to arrange about the escort
"A riding party" Nanette spoke
quickly. You mean on horseback
How else?" said Beppo. 1T is a
pastime her ladyship has always been
very fond of, even as a child. In
those days." not without an accent OF
self-importance, sit was my priv
lege-"
do they ride far" interrupted
Nanette with Unsurpassed eager
ness.
ITO the old Monastery ST. Ra
nulphe; an imposing ruin of tenth
century architecture, my DEAR" he
added pompously.
"And where is it?"
"Off the Paris highway, some ten
miles from the Mount"
Ten miles? And the country is
beautiful? Not open; sandy, like the
shore?"
with forests around?" quickly.
eyes," indulgently. You like for
ests, Mistress Nanette?"
when they are thick and wild
"Then would you like these!"
The girl asked no further ques
lions; yet still Beppo fingered, his
glance seeming loath to withdraw
from this exuberant specimen of Wig
orous young womanhood. (Which
way were you going, good Mistress
Nanette?" he asked finally. ION sec
ond thoughts, have little time to
spare and will walk along"
Nanette looked down from the ram
part toward the sands and the shore
did not answer, and, more insinuating
1y, Beppo repeated his proposal. Nan
cite started.
la, Monsieur Beppo! I'm afraid
it wouldn't do. There's my aunt,
tossing her head, chat careful of me!
Won't even let me go walking on the
beach alone! Do you ever go walking
on the beach, Monsieur Beppo?" she
lHuul4tu SuuuSHIyJ ltSdI uluS Alul Will
an eloquent look.
lit has not been my CUSTOM" he
murmured. But" the fishy eyes
growing brighter, with you-if
might accompany YOU"
"Oh, l didn't mean that! Oh; no!
OF course not! And l couldn't think
of it. My aunt"
But when few moments later, she
turned, to walk quickly away, the
round and shining face Of Beppo
watching her disappear. wore not the
look of man who had allowed him
self to be rebuffed.
Out of his sight, Nanette's expires
sion changed to one Of sombel
thoughtfulness; it fingered as she en-
tered the palace. with free swing
mounted the steps to her mistress
apartments; was still there, when she
took bit Of embroidery from a table
and seated herself at the window OF
an antechamber, bent over her task
Soon, however, she stopped, TO sweep
abruptly cloth and colored silks from
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TAKING NO CHANCES,

rs Mrs. Tracey in?" the caller
asked.
The hired girl looked her over with
suspicion.
Are you an agent for the rough-dry
laundry"
mo, indeed"
You amt introducing any foolish
labor-saving patents for the kitchen,
are your"
mo"
THE reason l ask" the girl ex-
planned, rs that a lady I let In yes
terday turned out to be selling electric
wringers, and l heard her tell Mrs
Tracey that half the society women Of
the Oranges had bought her machines
and let their help go. But If you're
just a plain caller you can coae in"
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dainty strainS-the signing of the old
troubadours, as initiated by a group
of performers in costume on a balcony
at one end of the hall.
"Charmingi" The voice was the
Marquis; she looked at him, though
her eyes conveyed but a shadowy i'm
preston. You have quite recovered
from your trip to the dungeons?"
"Quite!" With a sudden lift Of the
, head.
THE dungeons His Excellency's
gaze was on them. 81 understand"
looking at Elise, you had a slight ad-
venture?"
The glow on her cheek faded. yes"
She seemed to speak with difficulty.
"It-was too stupid"
ITO get lost? Say, rather, it was
venturesome to have attempted to re-
turn alone"
Just what l said to the Lady Eliss!"
broke in the Marquis. And to have
left us at most interesting moment"
Interestingly" The Governors steel
gray eyes regarded the speaker in
quiringly.
Eve were about to visit the Black
Seigneur!"
"Ah!" A look flashed from his Ex-
cellency to his daughter; her glance
failed to meet it.
! Yet paler, she turned over-hurriedly
to the Marquis. What is that air
they are playing now" His response
she heard not, was only conscious
that across the board, the eyes Of her
father still scrutinized; studied!
At length, however. the evening
wore away; a signal from his Excel
lency, and of one accord they rose
and crossed to the star-illumined clois-
ter adjoining. There at the entrance,
my lady, who toward the last had
listened with an air of distraction,
hardly concealed, to her noble suitor's
graceful speeches, held back, and, as
the others went in, quickly effected
her escape and fastened to her own
apartments.
AT last" She threw back her
arms; breathed deeper. All, mon pere,
you are hard-unyielding as the iron
doors and bars of your dungeons,"
She pressed her hand to her forehead
And l can do nothing-nothing! she
repeated; stood for a moment motion
less and then mechanically moved
toward the bell-rope at the other end
of the chamber. But the hand she
started to raise was arrested; through
the slightly opened door to the ad.
joining apartment, she heard voices;
words that caused her involuntarily to
listen.
Il have made up my mind to tell
her ladyship, Nanette!" The old nurse
was speaking, in tones that betrayed
excitement and anxiety. 1T is, to say
the least, embarrassing for me-your
coming here! Yes, the daughter OF
Pierre Laroche, who emigrated to the
English Isles! Who has always shown
disloyalty for the monarchy at home,'
My lady, surprised, drew nearer;
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FOUNDING a Career.

THAT was a great speech you
made" said the enthusiastic friend.
DO you think it will help me%
asked Senator Sorghum.
"Unquestionably. 1t may not have
much influence in public affairs, but
it ought to get you an engagement
with any lecture bureau
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Rare erotherIy Affection.

In willing the residue of his estate
to his brother. the late r, w. PEBBLES,
solicitor of Dublin, expressed thanks
for the undying brotherly love which
had existed between them, and regret
ted that he had not always followed
his brothers advice.
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Due Regard for Appearances.

Caller-I understand there are sew
eral vacancies in your working staff,
and l should like job as solicitor.
President of Life Insurance Com
pany-Begging your pardon for my
seeming rudeness, young man. you are
too skinny and cadaverous to be a
good walking advertisement for an I'M
stitution like ours. Good morning.
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Motor Murder.

What's your hard luck story,
hobo?"
Il was prosperous restaurant
keeper in New York But that last
murder ruined me business"
LAS to how"
After that, every time an automo-
bile rolled up to me door me patrons
all rushed out at the back"
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What He Had Done

What have you ever done for me?"
complained the young man whose
father had chided him for his in
ability to get ahead.
We'll, l kept your mother from
naming you Percy or Clarence"
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Precocity.

Mamma, think Henry is going to
be linguist."
why, dear?"
81 have just been listening to him,
and in less than three minutes he
used five different kinds of slang"
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Was Short.

Barber-Hair cut, sir?
Customer-Yes, please.
Barger-Short?
Customer Feeling in his pockets)-
Well, l am a little. Will 1t do IL
pay you Saturday ?-London Tele-
graph.
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Nitse. daughter of
the G oveuOlrodfttie MbUutt, bass ccbance en-
sftfiHaueesaaTttbnH
HtUfia4RE1Ht ITEIfiee' MbHuttsf saeSnaall rock
ss0unn iSsAa1ol, s$o0di i'm "a vesst tlaty the
northwestern COAST OF FTHuree, aalri 1urin.;
the. tiuee OFF uoIiSs XVII Ieesasa government
sseorn9hQal ueTee6Tfs tia tttfise peasant boy
WAS Ssesu DessufEtc1 nobieman.
5CIfsFr1R IIILBmteg Iassanrac deter
mines TO seeffee sam edheeatbon aand be-
Come ga gentleman; sseSs ttiae governors
SeaAgfteer depart flor Haatis.
CfRAFrIR ITE-laaaSy Hsiise returns aft
afr seven years seeiseaiiisg, sazfd eentertains
many mobiles.
4CfAff3N9R W-f42er Uza5Sshtp dances
WIN "a sfHagse &tisieernlap, sand "a call to
sarms lis made lin san e6f6oft ito capture a
mysterious Lee SatEueeatr Mods.
C01Afu5R I-sYise Hiask sselgneur es-
ssapes.
OIAaFTER MII-Hzdsy Hsise is caught
1oTAsFnzER wIILEBkeeas ssataneur res
cues, aaIm ttfdses uaatSy Hziize ito This re-
ccHAPmaR r1x-asiise discovers that her
savior weas ttjee tieqy with ttise f1Ssh.
ou4RAFTfR 5E-ssayctisaz, THE sseigneur's
servant, lbs aarHsaeed sud1 hbpn1sht before
N'''" s<''es
CC4HAFrFrR gcI-yIuatl,y rzyii.eSlras esapcnez
set free.
sCrJpvsysrxry, ~cs7rI eo.,-...,.-. ,.~..7 - x,-,o+
AT tfi.e sYsscas5cs', 'a'''A "a piie"'
dCHaF1TfR xiii ssaascaisaz ttSiis Desaur-
&C THAT uadSy Ritse Ue4feaoedi him, but is
mot tle4itaNsd TYiee s6iIse1fr Yf1lsrss to re-
fke8Se THE TpfisoIfeFs sat ffifss Nfo1tnt
CH&PNFR MU-USafty ELISE pleads
demIeefl rpftsunsfs
,c,n.x.--,x,.,,
.O5tstfIifat lRAt-DassR1iesoi sas 81 pea;
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Pippins-Trolley cars are a great
blessin'.
Sippins-They be tibet. They be tn
only things around here tibet an auto
mobile is afraid Of.
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Revived.

There was a man in our town
Who laid him down one day to die,
But got right up again when told
OF circus coming, by and by.
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In the Printers Office.

THAT copy is damning proof of our
charges. Where i; it?'
The damning copy? I guess the
DEVILS got it"
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If You Can't Get the Real Thing

Vegetable oysters, begobs,'
Says GinX, will do fully as well,
With vinegar made from corncobs
And pepper from cocoanut she'll"