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!, MAI" up IN crepe At T. cents. \ prctty
inodci haN ug a pi"atcd girdlr and two
ends trimmed with covered buttons can
b" hid IN crepo-ie-chine in all colors
az Sl's
silk shetland scarf . II Yards long,
w.l! do s"rvic" either a. y glrdle. a hat
trimming or a nrckplecc. 1t can be had
In prevailing colors At So
TIA" new corset cover gulmpcs OF not,
neatly trimmed, are being offered at
81" others with elaborate frills OF
sh 'i"w lace and embroidery are 8 90.
Tullr is now = fivorl,e material for
trimmings. Flat picatol tullc about tNo
inches VIDE can be had at siia \ nine
irch-Niio hn Iins OF white tulle shlrred
along the edges and finished on with
tr'I IN - cents a yard.
'plpr"d cmbroIdcries are n feature OF
IN" new gowns. one shop IL showing
exquisite Japanese embroidered strips
that can %. used a. bandlrgs or divided
INTO sections and employed as applique.
These range IN price from - cent. TO
y, IN" latter being about n yard long
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....."-.N,colas tragedy ls "A mystery for
babies. ! know nothing 80 sample. so
natural, and the proof Of the simpl city
snail lie Ia Tia" ~ .Cin ''uots %. my dem.
"nsirht!on. T. l~ 'uuttiu"d 'u these irw
words. when a Grim" seems to 20 bo-
Sond the "rd,ut., scope az things, when
u s""'ns mn isuil AMI stupid, then t1"r"
ar" many chances tnat It's explanation
II 20 he found N superurdi super
natural, sup. .iHuliiu motives.
say tIit t1cr" Ar" many chances.
Tor Ne must a WAYS allow FOR the part
played hy anSurIl,y "a the mos, logi,t'
ana commonplace events. But, of course,
II is impossible 20 soc things ~ thoy are
and not 10 take account of the sbsur 4
AMI the disproport.ouai.
! nns stru"t from tie .cE. hC.-iuu,u.
by that very evident character ot uu-
usua ness. We have nrst of an. the
h"kwird, Zig2dg course OF tho ~ ltur car
wNIch Iuld give ore ~" impression
mat M" car vas driven hy y novice.
Peopl" hay. spoken ~ drinktrd or a
inad,.an. l1stihablo suposit.uu in ~.
s'l' Rli neither madness NJ" druuk
enness would account flr the Iucredi le
sttenSth required 10 transport, rSpe..., 8
IN 50 short a spa nr tine the stpu.
with which the unfortunate wounr's
head VAS rrlSneI That procceilua
called Tor muscular power 50 great
that 40 not hes,tItc 10 hook upon %
as second sign Of the uuugutlness
'hli marks the whole tragedy
Nnd why move TIT "nur nous s,orr.
- Nn.sh ~ ru" victim wl.n 4 ur-e
pebble would have done a., work. w,
dx1'u ads f'o WYr'l" not Killed .r
a. least reduced 20 Temporary stuto
~ heipie-au"s" IN tho terrible 10 iIor-
sa1't turned by the "ar' IIow d.d bee
disappear Ard why. having d..ap-
pearcd. ia he return to the scene ~ the
accident WY d!i Nc throw h.s fgr
coat there then, on another day. U.s
goggles?
'trlsnn, useless, stupid acts
Why, besides, convey 'hit N0undel.
DYING "oWua ON tre ir,ycrs seat or
'hr ear. where cy"rybndy ,ugi goo hsr %
Why do that instead I. putting rrf .n-
sole, or nugng her into some corner.
dead, iIst as the man Nts hung under
III" brtmhl"s IN the dl''1'
l'nusualn"Ss. stup.di'"
'tNcr't1.ug IN the whole story iS abb
sHr' Everything points TO hesitation,
''"gacr'ury, awkwdrducss, the ..ll n"ss
~ Dh.id or rather ~ mad, hlIudrr-
''F savage of - brute
Look a. the bottle 81 brandy There
"tS a CurAsrr,W. n vas found ~ Tine
pocket o' r'o Urnlt cont. Dl 'I" urY Y.-
dcrcr $50 .i' Yes. thu marks tue
cork screw can he seer on tho 4cll i'If
'hc operation was too C0Wp...l''t rpr
A.'u. n" broke tho neck with O. stone.
A'voya stones observe the do'a.l The.
are the o1lr weapon, the oa.y inpe-
meGt which Tho creature emplpys. l. IS
bis customary Seapon, h!s familiar IN
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bottle OF brandy sold by the grocer.
This bottle had Its neck broken clean
on with a stone. The stone emplo yed
for the purpose was picked up. as was
the neck OF the bottle. with Its cork.
covered with a tin-foil seal The seal
showed marks OF attempts that had
been made to uncork the bottle IN the
ordinary manner.
The detectives continued their scare h
and followed a ditch that ran along the
Held at right angles to the road. II
ended In little spring, hidden under
brAmbles. which seemed to emit an Of
fensive smell. on lifting the brambles
they perceived corpse-the corpse OF
a man whose head had been smashed
In. 50 that 1t formed little more than
a sort Of pulp. The body was dressed
In Jacket and trousers of dark brown
leather. The pockets were empty--no
papers. no pocketbook. no watch.
The grocer and his shopman were
summoned and two days later formally
identified. by his dress and figure. tho
traveller who had bought tho petrol and
provisions on the Saturday evening.
Tho whole case, therefore. had to be
reoponHd on n fresh basis. The authori-
ties were confronted with a tragedy no
longer enacted ny two persons, man
and woman. Of whom one had killed
ing two victims, OF whom one was the
very man who was accused OF killing
his companion.
As to the murderer. there was no
doubt no was the person who trav-
elled inside the motor ear and who took
the prcCaution IN remain concealed be
hind the curtains, lie had hrst got rid
OF the driver and riilsd his pockets and
then, after wound!ng the woman. car
rted her OF in a mad dash for death
Given fresh case, unexpected dis
coverles. unforeseen evidence, one might
have hoped that the mystery would ho
cleared up. or. at least. that the inquiry
would point a few steps along the road
TO the truth. Rut not At all The corps"
was simply placed hrsid" the flrst CORPSE
New problems were added to the Old
The accusation OF murder was shit
from the one TO tho other. And there
il ended.
outside those tangible. obvious facts
there was nothing but darkness. Tn"
name Of the woman, the name OF the
man. the namo OF tho murderer were
No many riddles. And then what hid
become ~ tn" murderer" II he had
disappeared from one moment to tha
other. that In itself would have been
- tOl"rahlv curious pheu1menor Bat
rhe phenomenon was actually something
Very Ike a miracle !nasnuCh a. The
murderer had not absolutely d.sap-
pearcl
He was there He made practice ni
returning ~ the scene ~ the catas-
Gophe! In addition to the goat-skin
ceet. 1ue cap Wa picked W eas lsy
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Thon. seized with instlnctive fear,
lI'ulinS IN" inevitable punishment. he
h.d the body ~ the man. Then, like
an id.ut he took up the wounded wom-
An and ran away lie ran away in that
motor. ar which he did not know how
o. work. but which To him rep. esentet
safety, escape from capture.
INT the money, you VIII ask, tn"
stolen porkcthook' why, who says
that Ne was the thief
"Ncrv well you object, but the brute
would have been found, as he - hiding
- moNherc near the turn, ana as, af.er
al. ho must eat and drink,
ITO BE continued)
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and. by way oi An Unparalleled pr id, -
one morning. after "A whole uight spent
on guard in the rock. beside tn" FAM
Gus turning, tn" detectives found. on
the grass Of the turning Itself, pair
Of mOtpr-gug gl.s broken. rusty. dirty,
done for, How had tho murderer man
aged to bring back thoS" gJsg.rs uuSr, u
hy th" detectives? And. above all. why
hld he brought them back?
Mems br tins ro.led in IN" presence
or such abnornslitios. They were al
most afraid to pursue the ambiguous
adventure. They received the impress
sion OF a heavy. stifins, br,athl.ss At
mosphere. which dimmcd Ia" eyes and
haHled the most clear-sightcd
The Magis'rat" In charge OF the case
fell III. -Four days later his successor
confessed that Tia, matter was beyond
him.
Two tramps were arrested ana at
once released. Another was pursued
but not caught; moreover, th"r" was no
evidence of any sort or Kind against
him. In short, it was nothing hut one
helpless muddlc Of mist and contridic-
tion.
An accident. the increst accident, led
to the solution or rather produced a
scrica or circumstances that ended 10y
leading to the solution. \ reporter on
NV NldU ~ M lflI'iIlin' i'hTlS paper,
who hrd been sent to make inyostisl-
tlpus 0ri the sput, concluded his article
with tho following words
II rcl,n'. therefore. that Ne must
wait FOR fresh events, fresh facts Sc
must wat f1r some nrky accident
A. things stand, Wo are simply va Ing
our time tn" elements ~ truth are
not even sufficient 20 suggest n plaus-
lolc theory We are IN tho midst oi
the most absolute, painful, impcuetrhh'e
darkness. The" ., nothing TO %" done
All the sherlock lioliucses iu the world
would not know what - make of th'
mystery. and Nr-"n" Lupin himself u
h. VIII ALLOW me To- sag so. would have
to paw forfeit here"
on the day after the appearance ~
that article, the newspaper IN question
printed this Telegram.
Have sometimes paid 'or'ei', hI'
never over such a silly th.us az ms
The Saint -Ni.Olds TRAGEDY ls mytt"ry
FOR bahlo4 AfSEN T. l.CIIN.'
And the editor added
"W" iusert th.s telegram 40 n matte
OF curiosity. for 81 q obviously th'
work ~ wig. Arsoro LGpin. pas
mtst.r though b." 81" IN no art of pr1c
tlral ioking. would b" thc 'as' man II
disp'lr su'h chid an npptucy'
Two davg c1arsni. and ihrn ne uane
published mo fauOye ''ttcr. 90 rrcc. ~
a,d ratesor.ca. IN its conclusions. b.
ph N Arseno I.u0.l . furnished tho go'l
ton ~ f.a nroo.c1'. I quote y .n 'Ils
"S'r Yol have 'oH"r N" on nv v,a'
s'e nv de'"irg 70 YoI oAaUcuec me
and | accept no challenge. And | w.l
begin BY declaring ones more that IA
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p'emrnt n, t.ll' tho man with a
-tu4c u. Kills the woman W.'I = stone
AND he opens bottles win a -'pue'
a brute. ! repeat; a. savage. dis
o'darcd. uuhlugrd sudd,u.T driven
mad 49, want VIZ uf ,pursr. hy
tnut Same brandy. Wnltu h" swallowed
at Il dr,u4ht wullc tJo driver aud his
companion W'r" having breakfast In
4. u,ld u, ENt .o.t ut th" Limousine.
iu Witch ho V1s travelling ir his goat
skin coat AND r0s flr pno, took the bot.
a.. .rpR, u'r 'H. neck ant drank rhrr"
ls tu" Nhu." stur"
'lltv'ur drums h- wont rlvins mad
aud .iit out ~ random. " thout reason.
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A Dinner Initiation.

u. H." writes; rs /. proper for a
young lady to ask a gentleman 70 come
In and take dinner with her folks after
he takes her home from the matinee ?"
II depends upon how we'll she knows
him.
II. L." writes: "A young man who
Is paying me attention says that he
loves me. but notice that he has a
great dea! TO say 10 my girl friend.
How can ! find out II ne 10 true to
me?"
You must consider carefully every
thing you know about him and decide
whether he Is worthy OF your trust.
M, T." writes: For two years |
have paid much attention 10 a young
lady. and by word and deed have
shown her that love her. But she
always laugts and says she doesn't
believe n.o, How can ! prove my az
tection for her?"
dort see that you car DO anything
except continue your present attentions
Perhaps time will convince tho young
hAy.
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Twenty Gems
Of American HumOr
Famous oeiec1ons From the Works of Ous Coun-
tv's Foremost Laushn,ake,s.
10 BALLAD. Bu Charles Godfrex leland.
asyiS
SI6Ss

t'nd have y shp'oniii timer
Und drafrl along MT me.
"icrc goa sccs lie fsch n-schvtinmin.
tnd you catches dem efery one
So SANG dis wisa"r maiden
Vet htdu' got nod ngs on.
"pcro i.h dtunt. an fill mt money
In SHIPS dit vent down ~ old
Tad ,ou h''r.h your Elf hv drndcr,
To snmm.r.u crowns of gold.
"Shoost took a, desc shroors und
Watches,
Shpost a." dos" iilnent rings
COON down und fur your bockets,
und III Kiss ypu lko ayeryd.ugs.
"Not Nou Vanish init your schntpps
und lager
'oom down INTO der Rhine
ter ish politics der Kaiser Charlcmagne
Nonce filicd NIT goid-red wine"
Dat fetched hlm--he sn,ooi all shpell-
pound.
She pooled his coat-talls down.
she draN"d him oonder der wasrer.
Dc maiden init uodinrs on.
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Poor Chap!

S.7'l,T'' nic"iooklng fellow who's Just
came in" said the young man who va.
dining With his best girl "is hs
.ionl = yuur-7"
N'', Indeed know him ven." laughed thu
nAIl,H.
~.au ssk him IN toin u.s.
ron. ',s-,rge,' sad tAr giri. bushing ",his 1,
suli'u"
- llen' What do you meant" he asked in
eUrr|s.
~. shv. that's yoms minister" -
Ladies Home Journal.
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this mysterious tragedy, But
who was TO prove that the
car had followed that particular road
on the previous night?
They examined every yard OF the road ;
they questioned everybody. At last they
succeeded In learning that. on the Sat
urday evening. n limousine had stopped
outside a grocer's shop In a small town
situated about two hundred miles from
saint-Nicolas. on a highway branching
out or the national road, The driver
had first filled his tank bought some
spare cans of petrol and lastly taken
away small stock Of provisions. a ham.
fruit, biscuits, vino and n half bottle
of brandy.
There was a lady on the drivers seat
She did not get down. The blinds Of
the limousine were drawn. One os these
blinds was seen 20 move several tlmes.
The shopman was positive that there
was somebody inside.
Presuming the shopman's evidence to
BE corroct then the problem became
even more complicated. for. 50 far, no
clue had revealed the presence Of a
third person.
Meanwhile, as the travellers Rad sup
piled themselves with provisions, II re-
mained to be discovered what they had
done with them and what had become
OF the remains.
The detectives retraced their steps. II
Was not until they came 20 the fork OF
| the two roads. at spot eleven or
twelve miles from Saint Ncolas, that
they met n shepherd who. IN answer 10
their questions, directed them TO a
nelghhoring field. hidden from view be-
hind the screen Of bushes. whore he mad
seen an empty bottle and other things.
Tho detectives were convinced at tne
I frst examination, Tho motor car had
Stopped there and the unknown travel
: lcrs probably after a nights rest in
their car. had breakfasted and resumed
, their journey in the course Of the morn
ing,
One unmistskabls psess wss the hall
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BY CHARLES OARNTON,
~ y.M -'ts-. sAE F- ->-l-


leaning heivil upon the adowya arm Of
wrote
Of sranng her ankle
for hero
;at Mrs Oliver
have something hadn't
do
rcadn
n
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l'nd he says. II rides n de greenwood
Nit hclmet und init shpccr,
tn coums into en- Ga th1ul,
I nj dera trinks some beer"
Iu1 den out,hpoilr lie maiden
Nut hadn't got nui.ugs ON.
II ton't dink mooch or b"oplcsh
Pat goes MT densclfs alone.
You'd potter COON down IN do wa ser
We're der.'s heaps OF dlnss to see.
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ICoIg hight. 1913. by Doubleday. p.ss q Co.,
SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS.

SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS.
An automobile daAh . maily acrAs the croA,sd
village square a st; NICHOLAS and On 70 the for.
ognition in fur coat cap and goggles. Acrss the
font Of the same street lies the dead body oi a
woman GOV red with blood. The villagers give
chase. N a shaT, tun 81 the focsG rad they
ilnd the car smashed and o'ert,rrned B.Gde II
hugs stone. No tracr Is found of the chauffeur
The car bsan no number. The dead ,woman
cannot he Identified The pOlics arc baffled.
Their only clnr is supp,ied by motor car dealer.
Who saws he sold car like th4 which hglrrd in
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TN no friendship
should one per-
son give every.
thing and tho other
receive everything.
The French have
. proverb. 'There
10 always one who
kisses and ono VIII 0
turns the cheek"
lint I do not be-
lisve that the most
continuously s0r =
cessful human rela-
lions arc based on
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Very Close.

T'HEY We" dAcasinG certain s-qusn,snros
when nm iL4..eI.
"sauud'r. and Harris are Close friends,
irrr,t 'hoy1'
in, roitlr can horrors cent 'rn the
Htl.r" came the r-ily IiufGo Times
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The Days Good Stories

Thai ~n tie COWS way - .,p-ee,ius a
graiit1!r,' rmarkri friend 10 shom tho man
narrated tho event
Nt al all. rctrrted 'he second man s.andi-r
near W" COW I'st naturally thought shs va,
ura4uz another esif %. " Ma.np,,on Star
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Betty Vincent's
Advice to Lovers

tons from others. What shall do"
Make up your mind to go In and win.
"a. b." writes: rs II improper for a
young lady to talk to a young man who
works In tho same place of business
and to whom shs never was intro
duced7"
Working in tho same office is, under
some circumstances. equivalent to an
Introduction.
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is and
compelled the
and Miss Allison skpworth bridzepns wife
nothing tha doll and johnson doomed
bachelor
that she
onywo in the world" Yes7
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be admitted that she has written m
amusing comedy. The trouble with
The Marriage Game is that II misses
the point. so far as comedy is con-
ceImed. hy turning into little sermon
at the moment that IL should he making
the most of It's heroine The author has
unquestionably found a novel and at
tractive adventures In Mrs. Oliver. but
Il n asking too much to expect US to
believe that IN school for wives Il is
a mistress who teaches the lesson that
hsub1nds should not he neglected. No
man can deny that this Is beautiful
and comforting idea. Mrs. Flexner as
sumes thai there's a special word to be
said TO American wives, and she says II.
very neatly at times. very clums.ly at
other moments. To prove her point she
brings more or less estranged husbands
and wives together aboard a yacht. and
has one of the men, who doesn't know
his wife is on deck, appear with the
unexpected Mrs. Oliver She IL a,a-
biguous. to say the least. but so charm
ing that all tho men follow her about
like trained dogs, with the result that
their wives lock their cabin doors
against them and leave them prey
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CHAPTER VII.
A Forest TRAGEDY.

4, EANWHrTIE detectives wer-
going along the national road
In tho direction opposite to
that taken by the actors in
" this mysterious tragedy, But
MhA plu nr0NA that 6lA
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-05-11
KISSES
SHOWERED ON BRIDE
Women Relatives and Friends Smack
Girl at Pier While Her Husband
Witnesses the Performance With a
Panied Expression.

New York. May 1o.-On board the
United Fruit Line steamship Amir
ante, sailing this afternoon for King
ston and Colon, was bride and
bridegroom returning from their hon
evmoon to Cartageua, in Columbia,
where years ago they were playmates
The bride who was Alma Amador.
niece of former President Amador, of
Panama, was kissed by each of forty
one women relatives and friends. while
the bridegroom, Gerardo Nunez, a
kinsmau of former President of Co
lombis. stood by with Panied ex-
preston on his face
The pair were married at Freeport.
Ill, April Is One of their friends
at the pier-the woman whose kiss
came so early in the list that before
the ship sailed she had tc add sec
ond, making the osculatory total
of their romance.
When Gerardo was a little boy and
Alzina was a little girl, they played
together in the same yard and garden
in the shadows of the same vine
trammeled wall in old Cartagend.
More than ten years ago Alzina came
with her mother to New York, COM
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THE GIRL WITH
BEAUTIFUL HAIR
Uses Newbro.s Herpicide

There is one sure and certain way
for every woman to have beautiful
hair, and that is to give 1t Intelligent
care, which includes the use of New
bros Herpicide.
This remarkable preparation sbso-
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vents the>-hair from falling
The prophylactic action of Herpi-
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and with the scalp sweet and clean a
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Herpicide hair scintillstes with
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and hair dressing, Newbros Herpicide.
Newbro's Herpicide in soc and 800
sizes is sold by all dealers who guar
antee it to do all that is claimed If
YOU are not satisfied your money will
be refunded.
All f1rst-class BARRIERS and hair
dreysers use and recommend it.
A sample and booklet will be sent
to any address upon receipt Of 1oc by
The Herpicide Co. Dept. r, Detroit,
Mich.
DAlemberte's Pharmacy. Special
Agents. (adv.)
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Something Good for
Your Lazy Liver

The most perfect Constipation rem
edy the world has ever known comes
from Hot Springs. Arkansas.
No matter what you have been tax
ing to tone up your liver and drive
poisonous waste from the bowels, the
Aooner YOU get box of HOT
SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS, the
sooner your liver. bowels and stomach
will be in fine condition
They are simply wonderful, splen-
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Take them for sick headache, indiges-
ton, loss of appetite, etc, all druggists
have them at - cents box. Free
sample from Hot Springs Chemical
Co, Hot Springs, Ark.
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pleted her schooling and went to live
in Freeport. They went to Central
America on a. vacation last Septem 70
Der and inspected the Panama canal.
On the ship returning to New York
was Nunez. AIzina and Gerardo were
mutually SURPRISED to find each other
grown up.
The courtship Of the pretty Spa n
ish girl was carried on in Freeport
Nunez becoming a commuter between
New York and Freeport and Paris,
where his family has investments.
Official count was taken Of the
friends of the pair who called and
cheered and chartered as the ship
slipped from her pier, while the bride
of forty-one kisses and another
thrown in for luck, stood with Ger
ardo at the rail.
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Another new dress? Where do you
think I get the money from? Do you
suppose I can pick it up in the street 90
asked an angry husband.
Excuse me-" responded the wife;
'ft is not within my province to give
you financial advice."-Phiiad efphia
Inquirer
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-05-11
NEW SUITS FILED.

In the office of the clerk of the cir
cult court yesterday a bill of COM
plant was filed by II. NJ. Vinson of
Walton county, against John T. Crooke
a nd wife. Mary Crooke, of Pensacola,
in the sum Of $3.50 on certain promis-
sorry notes for the purchase of cer-
tain property, and which had not been
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-05-11
WonderfuI Skin saIve

Ruckien's Arnica. Salve is known
everywhere as the best remedy made
for all diseases of the skin, and also
for burns, bruises and hoils. Reduces
Inflammation and is soothing and
healing. ]. r. Sossaman. publisher of
News, of Cornelius. n. C.. writes that
one box helped his serious ailment
after other remedies failed. Only csc.
Recommended by W. A. D'Alemberte.
druggist. 121 s. Palafox. (Adv.)
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id George p. Wentworth is at.

paid George p. Wentworth is at
torney for the comp.a inant.
William &. Corner fled suit aga inst
Mary 4. Burns, alleging unlawful en-
try for the west onc-haif Of northeast
one-qUsrter of lot II, block ,, Of the
Old City of Pensa cola, conta ming one
twentieth of an acre. +. <. Maxwell
represents the plaintiff
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Come right on In, Sambo," the
farmer called out. He won't hurt
you. You know. barking dog never
bites"
Sure, boss, ah knows dat" replied
the cautious colored man, but ah
don't know how soon he's going to stop
barking."-Succees Magazine
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-05-11

Here. mat requested the boy. hur-
rying in from school before time hang
my Jacket UP behind the stove"
rs II wet?"
mo. but teacher sent me home to
tel you to warm my jacket for me-
Judge,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-05-11

Didn't You feel pretty cheap. sitting
there with q young and innocent girl
at such a shocking playa"
81 did. She had to explain good
many of the innuendos before I was
able to get them."-Chicago Record
Hera Id
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-05-11

Hostess-Miss Robinson has no part
ner for this waltz. Wound You mind
dancing with her, instead of with me +?