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Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
H.JMOR OF THE DAY

''Pa. where is Easy street." Tt leads off Hard Work avenue my son."-Boston Transcript. Howell feel like a fish out oa water. Powell feel like a horse in a garage.-Spokane Chronicle. 'Syes, sir," said Jenkins; "Smithers is a man who keeps his word; but then, he has to- How is thatT' asked Johnson. Because no one will take it.'-Tit- Bits. HecE-Can anything make 8 man feel worse than to have his wife con- tinually begging for money? Peck fSure! To have her demanding it. Boston Transcript He (cautiousIy-If should propose. would you say Yes ?'' She (still mora cauttously)-If you knew I would say yes. would you propose 2-Londou Evening Standard.
 "Do you favor a short or a Ions engagement, doctor?" A long one; for the longer the time one is engaged, the shorter the time one is married '-Ulll-
 Papa, what does an elastic cur= rency mean 2'
 Well for instance. my boy. trying to stretch a fifty dollar bill ever trip to Washington Life. Do you think 1t is unucky to post- pone wedding day?'
 Tt may be, but if you don't post pone it you will be married, so what are you to do?'-Houston Post.
 Father (to his old friends pretty daughter) Good d-by, my dear, I won't kiss you I have such cold
 His Son (with aIacrity)-Can I do anything for you, father r?-Boston Post
 When does this ferry run. uncleg' asked the would -be-passeEger
 Dis ferry, AIarse." said the old man. ''she runs at quarter arter, half aTter, quarter to and at."-Lippi1cOtt's Mag azine.
 Lover-Please send a large bunch of roses to this address and charge it to me.
 FIorist-Yes, sir: and your name?
 Lover-Oh, never mind the name, She'll kIlow.-Judge.
 The latest figures sIiow a total of 3S, 307 reindeer in Alaska. of which GA natives own 24,003 or 62 per cent, representing, at an average value of $25, a capital Of $600,0T5.-Chicago Journal.
 'But Peter, you should be grateful that you were saved from drowning, and not cry like that"
 Yes, but there come my aunts and now I'll be kissed all the afternoOn."- Fliegende Blaetter.
 Sandy looks as if he had been fighting"
 He has been fighting; a fellow said Something in his presence about musicians and bagpipes,' and Sandy sailed into him. '-Chicago Tribune
 Casey" said Pat. |" how do yez tell tn age of a tu-u-rkey?"
 "Oi can always tell by the teeth" said Casey.
 By the teeth!" exclaimed Pat 'But a tu-u-rI1ey has no teeth"
 'sNo,'' admitted Casey, but Ot have."-LonGon Opion.
 Have you a striking idea for your novel;"
 +T should say so," replied the busy rT1<T- Ha sign that will make everything else on the newsstand look like a bunch of witheTed turniptops by comparison.'-- Washington Star
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
THE AUDITORIUM.
Sisner Valerie Saia and His Marine
 Band of IS Pieces.

There will be another big show of three acts at this popular playhouse next Monday, Tuesday and Wednes- day whAnh will be headed by Signor Valerie Sa3a and his marine band of 15 pieces. This band has been playing with great success throughout New England and so great has been its success in some towns that it has played return engagements in those same towns within Q, period of a few weeks. Signor Saja claims every mem Der of his band to be a. celebrated so- 1oist, including two ladies, Miss May unner, cornet soloist, and Miss Ger trude Zinner, the famous vio1inist. This band Is booked to appear here the first half of the week and will no doubt prove 8 big drawing card.
 Next in the lineup for Monday is a very clever sister team. Hylands and Farmer, who were secured at the last moment, necessitating the cancelfng of another good act already booked in, but because of the high recommenda>- tions of this sister act the manage nent thought it wise to do all they could to secure it.
 Dave Kinder the wIlist1ing virtuoso, will round out the bill in good shape, making three corking good vaudeville numbers for the first half of the week.
 Dr. Jel<yI and Mir. Hyde, a very fine two- reel picture, in which the popular King Baggott plays the leading role, will be shown on Monday and Tues day. Some showi
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
LEGAL NOTICES.

AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich. on the Sd day of April, Prssent- NELSON J; AYL1NG. Judge
 Estate of Edward Butler, formerly of the Parish of KilrowZ, County Clare Ireland, absent from home and un- heard of for a period of seven years, and presumed to be dead.
 Edwin w. Higgins of Norwich, Conn.,, appeared in Court and filed petition praying, for the reasons therein set forth. that administrator, be granted upon the estate of said absentee. pre- sumed to be dead in law and intestate owning property and estate within the jurisdiction of said Court.
 Whereupon, 1t is Ordered, That said petition be heard and determined at the Probate Court Room in the City. of Norwich. in said District, the Sth day of April. A. D. 1913. at 3 o'clock pendaney of said petition. and of said hearing thereon. be given by the pub lication of tnis order one time in some District. at least three days, prior to turn be made to this Court
 NELSON J. AYLING, Judge.
 The above and foregoing Is 8 true copy of record
 Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH.
 &pg5d Clerk.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
Peck's Real Estate Agency
 FARsfS A SPECIALITY I32Sprlag Stfa3i. HiilInllii;. Conn

WILLIAM WILCOX .-.... Auctioneer
 AUCTION.
 Becoming disabled and having sold my farm. 1 will sell at Public Auction, at the Henry Giddings Farm. now owned by Henry Kendall, in Lisbon, Conn, one mile from Versailles trolley,
 TUESDAY, APRIL sth, 1918,
 at 10 o'clock a. m., the following described property: 3 work horses (weight about 1900 to 1900 lbs.), good cows q due June D, l new milch COW, he1fers (some comin g in), l team wagon, 1 single and 1 double express (with pole and shafts), ? buggies, i carriage, 1 new pole gear good surrey,1 double sled, 1 business sleigh 1 road scraper. 1 I. H. c. 8 h. D. gasoline engine, 1 saw frame and saw, 1 belt, pair double harness. 1 light harness 1 disk harrow, spring tooth harrows, i spike tooth A harrow. 2 Mccormick moving machines. horse rake 1 weeder, l cu1tivator. blows, 1 good Cyphers incuba tor GAO eggs), 2 flaming mills, lot of ~ood chairs 8 crosscut saws, 1 iron kettle, 1 hand corn planter, paris green guns, hot bed sashes, 10 good hens. forks, hoes, rakes, shovels. bars. 1 raccoon and house. household furniture and many other things. If stormy. sale will take place next fair weekday. Refreshm on grounds.
 BENJAMIN BROWN. mar2e-apr5-7
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FOR SALE.
S1XO0

will buy 4G acre 1arm situated few miles from Westerly and a short dis tance to d thriving manufac turing vl- lage. Cottage house. barn. crib and nennery, plenty of fruit and wood for buy good farm cheap. Enquire about it.
 will buy an 80 acre farm situated two miles from W ester1y, R. l., and a IO- minute walk to trolley. Land pro ductIve and smooth. large house. barn and crib. wagon shed some fruit, on your poss eSsion. nvestIgate.
 S506O
 is all l ask for one of the finest farms in the state of Connect1cut; 55 acres, 70 moving 25 pasture 10 wood and tim Der; keeps 10 cows, without siIo: house 36, cow barn 50 by 50. hog houses. lee house oU tons capacity, 1 sIorehouse IT by 46, crib If by p, 3 henneries 10 by SC each, wells, never falling springs; pasture borders & beautiful pond; loo apple trees, 45 pear trees, 26 plum -rees. a9 peach, apricot one quarter of an acre strawberry patch, raspberries. all kinds of roses and climbing vines. Will take a mortgage on the place if desired. Possession given in 30 days. Don't let this oppor- Iunity slip.
 WILLIAM A. WILCOX.
 Real Estate Broken. No. fl West Bread St. ROsnas 1 and 2
 Westerly, R. I. Phone ccnnectiC-. Free transportation
 in auto jaR25d
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BREED THEATRE.
The Woe of Battle, the kaIem Unex-
 ceIIed War Story.

One of the Ka1em war stories for which this great producing company is famous is the feature at the Breed today and is entitled The Woe of Bat tie. Included among the many stir ring and strenuous scenes is one where the federals fire upon a passin g stern-wheeI steamer, which returns the fire. There is a terrific battle be- tween the confederates confined in a blockhouse and the spunlky federals. The federa1s are victorious and burn the btoekhouse, truly spectacular scene.
 ShyIock. or The Merchant of Venice, is the big feature for today, presented in two reels. and tells the well known story of the bargain between Antonio, Bassaino and Shylock for the hand of ,Pbrtia, the heiress. The production Is ia most lavish one and the parts are tail in the hands of very capable actors land actresses. Army Target Practice is another very interesting picture and the comedy is supplied by Will Willie Win
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
POETRY
THE CITY oE SLEEP.

over the edge of the purple down, w nefe the single lampIght gleamH. n-io" ye the road to the Merclfu1 w That That Is hard by the Sea of Dreams " nefe 1ne poor may lay their wrongs And the sick may forget to weep? But We-pfty us; Oh. pity usi We WakefuL; ah pity us! we hi9st BsIg go back with Policeman Back from the City of Sleep! Weary they turn from the scroll and - Fetter and prayer and blow Ihey that go up to the Mercif1II Town For her gates are closing now ' It Is their right in the Baths of Night Body and soul to steep, But We-ptty us; ah. pity us!
 We wakeful. oh, pity Us! We must go back with Policeman. Back from the City of sleepI Over the edge of the purple down Ere the tender dreams begin. Look-We may look-at the MercifuI
 Town,
 But we may not enter in! Outcasts all, from her guarded wall Back to our watch we creep: We-ptty us! ah. pity us!
 We wakeful; ohs pity us! We that go back with Policeman Back from the City of Sleepl
 -RudyaTd K KiDliue
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
What straus Told Abdul Hamid.

His unique mission to Turkey may be made easier for Major Finley if the present MosleTn government recalls the declaration of Hon. Oscar Straus, when American minister, relative to the re- ligious character of the United States A controversy had arisen about bar ring the Bible from Turkey, and final ly inducing the Sultan to admit the sacred book as merchandise, MT. Straus made much of the fact that the terest in the introduction of the Christ ian Scriptures into turkey, as it was not a Christian( Nation, and pointed to 0 treaty made with one. of the Barbary taining moving picture views of college activities, thus cleverly attracting the attention of the farm boy to the pos abilities of an education at the State College
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh -Tha t

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and mpletely derange the whole system when entering it articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians as the damage they will do is ten-fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure, man. utactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,, To1e- do, o., contains no mercury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon 5tt1 bnTin Hslis or Iae be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally and made in Tole1o Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Go. Testfmo- .nials free.
 Sold by Druggists. Price z5c per bottle.
 Take Halls Family Pills for consti- pa atiOn.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
MEETING AT NIGHT.

The gray sea and the long black land: And the yellow half moon large and And the startled little waves that Ie9w Tn fiery ringlets from their sleep, As I gain the cove with pushing prow, And quench its speed i the sIushF
 sand. Then 3 mile of warm sea-scented Three fields to cross till farm ap4 A tap at the pane, the quick sharp
 scratch And blue spurt of a lighted match And 8. voice less loud thro' it's joys
 and fears, Than the two hearts beating each to
 each.
 PARTING AT MORNING. Round the cape of a sudden came tho
 sea, And the sun looked over the mountatn'a
 rim; And straight was a path of gold for
 him, And the need of world of men fog
 -RObPrf Brown frr
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
The Home Kitcben.

Paint your kitchen walls and wood work white above the wainscoting. It keeps so1led hands away: It's cheerful quart of Turpenltne added to one-half gallon of L. & M. Seni-Mixed Real Paint makes quarts of the highest grade of pure paint, and it is enough to paint 6 kitchen and two more rooms. For outside painting the very highest adding three quarts of pure Linseed oil to each one gallon of L. & M. Carroll & Son: Walter Kingsley & Son, Plainfia1d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
LEGAL NOTICES.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD 6 Ledyard within and for the District of Ledyard. on the 4th day of April, PreseGnt@sAMUEL E. HoLDRIDGE, Estate of Calvin D. Lewis. late of Ledyard iii said District. dec eased. Ordered, That the Administratrix cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said estate with in six months from this date. by post ing up 3 notice to that effect, .together with a copy Of this order, on the sign deceased last dwelt. and in the same Town, and by publishing the same once in a newspaper having a circulation in said District. and make return to this Court.
 The above and foregoing is a true copy of record.
 Attest: SAMUEL E. HOLDRIDGE.
 Judge
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
NOTTCE TO CREDITORS.

AT 4 COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich. within and for the District of Norwich, on the 4th day of April, A. D. 1913.
 Estate of James o. Sweet. late of Lispon, in said District. deceased. the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said esta te within six months from this date, by posting a notice to that effect to- getherT with a copy of this order on the signpost nearest to the place where said deceased last dwelt, and in tho same town. and by publishing the same once in a newspaper having a circulation in said District. and make return to this Court.
 NELSON J. AYLING. Judge.
 The above and foregoing is true copy of record.
 Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
City Lunch Restaurant Opening Ts

City Lunch Restaurant Opening Today
 The City Lunch. new and first class, up-to-date restaurant, opens its doors this morning for business at No. Is Broadway. This restaurant will be conducted by the proprietors of and in connection with the Martin house on Broadway. Open day and night Nothing but the best will be served Special turkey dinners on Sunday for 5C cents. An orchestra will be in at tendance this evening from to o'clock. See adv.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
For Burns. Bruises and Sores.

The quickest and surest cure for burns, bruises, boils, sores. inf1amma- ton and all skin diseases is Bucklens S Arnica Salve. In four days it cured l H. Haflin of Iredell, Tex, of a sore on his ankle which pained him so he could hardly walk. Should be in ev- cry house. Only 25c. Recommended by Lee & Osgood Co.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

States early in the last century in which 1t was distinctly declared that the United States was not a Christian Nation to the Christian religion. a Mo- hammedan or SParsee or a Jew being eligible to the highest office in the land so far as any restriction on ao- count of his religion is concerned Army and Navy Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
EDUCATIONAL NOTES,

~The greatest waste in education is not mad teaching said a speaker at the recent meeting of school super Intendents, 'but teaching things the twentieth century does not need"
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
Where Scienoe HaIts.

Shellac may be food, as the gov enment experts have ruled, but nc one has yet been rash enough to claim that the Missouri River is water. Washington Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

Schwartz Brothers 23d prize letter, written by Miss A1freda D. Brosofske. appears in this mornings issue.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
THE KALElDOSCOPE

The secretary of the Montreal Builders Exchange predicts that the value of buildings which will be un- dertaken in Greater Montreal this year will run into 4O,o0O,000.
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SALE HORSES.

expected car Horses April 1st. but they have been delayed on account of floods. An express car of 2S head are bought and will be shipped as soon as possible. Notice will be given on ar rival. I have 20 Horses here that l wish to sell at once. Come and see them.
 ELMER R. PERSON.
 Tel. 1139. apr1d
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show signs of growth, broadcast ni- trate of soda. over them at the rate of 200 pounds per acre If the land is in a, fairly fertile condition such an ap- plication will nearly double the yield.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS

Best $3.50 eyeglasses properly fitted, lar $1.S5. Burnham. 227 Main street.
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should be plowed very early to start the sod to decaying. Keep the surface loose and mellow until planting time by frequent tillage with the disk har- row.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

At GreenevilIe Congregational church in the morning the pastor will preach on The Two Chosen Pathways Ves- per service as usual at 430.
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At Trinity Episcopal church. there will be holy communion and sermon at 10.30 d. m. and evening prayer and ser mon at 7.3G p. rn
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LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-Thursday evening. between 219 West Main St. and Cadillac Hall, a bracelet with initials F, l.. B. Reward if left at--219 West Main St. apr5d
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

Perennial weeds in the lawn such as dandelion, plantain. dock, wild onions, etc, begin to grow the first thing in the spring. Dig them out as soon as they can be seen before the grass has made much growth.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05
What Is Going On Tonight.

Moving Pictures and Illustrated Songs at the Breed Theatre.
 Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at tfe Auditorium.
 Vaudeville and Photoplays at Davis Theatre.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

At Grace Memorial Baptist church, preaching morning and evening by the subject The Conqueror from Edon. Evening subject, The Wonderful Christ.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

Gospel Mission will hold service, Sunday morning at 1O.30 and Sunda, evening in the Steiner building room 3, No 265 Main street, with T. H. Pea body as the speaker
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At Mt. Calvary Baptist, prea ching by the pastor Rev. J. II. Dennis; morn ing subject, Edification. Evening sub ject, Peters Denial. Lords supper af- ter SeImOn
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

at Norwich within and for the District of Norwich, on the 4th day of- April, A. D. 1913.
 Present-NELSON J. AYLING. Judge Estate of Betsey zundeH- late of III E Sn1f t5s lS 5+a the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said estate within six months from this date, by posting a notice to that effect, tog eth CT with copy of this order. on the sign post nearest to the place where said deceased last dwelt, and in the same town. and by publishing the same once in a newspa per having 8 circulation in said District, and make return to this Court.
 NELSON J. AYLING, Judge. The above and foregoing Is a true Attest: FANNIE c. CHURCH,
 Clerk.
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NOTICE.-All creditors of said de- ceased arer hereby notified to present their claims against said estate to the undersigned at R. F. D. No 1, Nor wich, Conn, within the time limited in the above and foregoing order.
 F. C. ZUNDELL,
 rrSd Inn hi str-a fnr
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

NOTICE.-All creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to present their claims against said estate to the undersigned at Gales Ferry, Conn R. D. No. l. within the time limited in the above and foregoinor order.
 MRS. JESSIE F. LEWIS RASIE.
 aDr5d Admins tratrix
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w. c. T. U. meeting Monday at 3 D. m., 35 Shetucket street, room 6. All are welcome.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

High-school enrolment in South Carolina has risen from 4.S12 to 39O2 in the past 6 years, and the amount paid for salaries of high-schoo1 teach CTS has more than doubled in the same period.
Norwich bulletin., 1913-04-05

Y. P. c. U. service at SIS D. m Subject. Sunday of the Good Shep herd; Our Church.
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THERE Is advertising medium in Eastern Conn cticut equal to The Bull letin for business xesAlts.
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At Taftviie Congregational church, the pastor will preach on David Liv- ingstone. In the evening there will be a Stereopticon lecture on Africa.
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SUNDAY SUBJECTS.

Progressive Lyceum meets at 12.15, subject Reality.
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Turning up an inch or two of sub soil, with a-View to deepening the soil is an excellent practice in fall blowing but in spring the subsoi should be left below. If it is of a clayey nature it will cause the soil to bake and serious ly interfere with the growth of crops.
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The services at the Brewstsr's Neck chapel on Sunday at 2.30 will be con- ducted by Rev. G. c. Pollock.
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As the rhubarb plants show them selves, spade in a quantity of routed manure about the clumps. In planting peas make a sowing of four kinds at the same time. One an early variety, one medium early. one midseason and one late. This will give continuous succession over 2, long period
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6A envelopes Irregular business size) fS sscd prind 5oos .doo 1 seG sS5 noteheads, 6x9 k. printed, S1.40; 1,oOO, S2.10; 5000, s6.50; 10000, $12.50; 800 letter. eads, 51x11, printed, S1.75; 1000, $2.S0; 5000. s3.5O; 1C,0oO. $1S.5o; 800 billheadss 7xs3h. printed: s1;so: 1,oo9, statements. 534 xsH, printed, $40; 1,ooo,, s1.S5: 5.00o1 $e.ov: 16.ooo, s11:oo, Printing of every description done promptly. Send for samples. The Bull letin Co, Printers and Binders, Nor
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WHEN you want to put your busi- ness before the public. there Is no me- dIum better than through the adyertis- an@z columns of Tha Bulletin.
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The subject for the Christian Science meeting in the Bill block will be Un reality.
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At Park Congregational church. 10.30 a. m. topic Livingstone. 4.30 vespers, musical service.
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NEWMARk GT HOTEL 715 Bos,S,II Ave,

First class Wines, Liquors and Cigars.
 Meals and Welch Rafebit served tA order. John EucklA. PrnQe Tel 4a.k
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Rev Albert P. Blinn will speak at the Spiritual Academy, Park street, Sunday, at Il a. m.
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At the Central Baptist church the pulpit will be occupied morning and evening by Rev. James A. Maxwell of Philadelphia.
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At the Broadway Congregational church the pastor will preach in the morning and at the o'clock service
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AUCTION
TUESDAY. APRIL s, 1913.

TUESDAY, APRIL s, 1918,
 Horses at auction at Potter's barn, West Main St. next to Pierson's sta bIes; 20 horses which I have brought | in from Virginia. These horses range in age from to years and i'll weight from 1000 to 1900 pounds. and are all broken to work and drive. I have tried each horse thoroughly before buying and accepted only those that are perfect. Sale positively rain or shine. MAX PO1SkY,
 apF4d
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WANTED.

wANTED-Cyphers incubator. z4o- egg size or larger; must be in working older and price low Address with full particulars, Mrs. B. c. Haueek. Box 22. Morrow, Conn. marl5d
 WANTED-5e, ,e0G feet of lumber for white wood. Mansllv4u Organ Pipe Works, Mansfield Depot, Conn. feb2zd
 WANTED - Hired man. single. to work on farm and board with family s25.00 a. month salary. Inquire of Glen Rock Farm fLedyard). Fred. Myett, Manager, Mystic, Conn.,. R. F. D. 4..
 WANTED-Al1 kinds of raw furs. I will meet at Joseph Connor Sons every Saturday. A. B. Weodworth
 nov9d --
 WANTED-Piano tuning. A. G. Cor don. 29S Prospect St, City. Tel. oS2-2
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Cincinnati has. tried compulsory vocational training and is we'll satis- fled with the result. The boys and girls did not like 1t at first apparently because of the compulsory feature, but now seem to take to 1t with enthusi- asEn. The school authorities have had the hearty cooperation of the manu- lecturers in the work