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The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
ONE convenience
FOR FARM HOUSE
Soft Water Adds More Comfort
to Home Than Almost Any
Other Thing.
cnv MISS J. L. sHEPpERD.)

Few other home conveniences Will
save SO much labor and add SO much
comfort as soft water, hot and cold,
right at hand. The carrying and lift
ing of water, and the emptying of
tubs are things that are extremely tax
ing and that could be readily accom-
plished by mechanical means. To
open faucet and lift a plug is all
that should be necessary for filling
and emptying tubs and washing ma
chine. Water is needed, not only In
the laundry but all over the house,
the laundry being mentioned espe-
cially because wash day is the hard
est day in the week. requiring the
greatest amount of heavy lifting.
which is hard on the back. Wash day
also entails much danger of sickness
because of necessary exposure when
water must be carried in and out in
cold weather.
The entire family should be inter-
ested in this needed improvement, be-
cause 1t would confer a personal BEN
eft on each one.
Soft water is better than hard for
all kinds of cleaning, washing dishes,
woodwork, floors. and also for bodily
ablutions. Who enjoys the harsh,
sticky feeling of hands washed in
hard water. to say nothing OF chap
ping incident to its use in cold wealth
er. The wash basin. the wash boiler,
everything used with hard wa
ter, give silent evidence of this char
acteristic, consuming time and re-
quiring extra labor in securing when
simple washing alone would be neces-
sary II soft water had been used Cis-
tern water is not best for the pur-
poses of drinking and in preparing
and cooking, and 1t is not the inten-
ton of this article to recommend it.
but simply to insist that in case but
one can be had in the house. let that
be soft.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
Woman s Beauty is
Based on Health
To Have Health, Bowel
Movement is Absolutely
NecesS0ry-HotV Best
to Obfdin il

II woman's beauty depended upon
cosmetics every woman would be a
picture of lovcliness. But beauty lies
deeper than that. 1t lies in health.
In the majority of cases the basis of
health and the cause of sickness, can
be traced to the action of the bowels.
The headaches, the lass.tude. the
sallow skin and the lusterless eyes are
usually due to constipation So many
things that women do habitually con-
luce to this trouble. They do not
eat carefully they eat indigestible
foods because the foods are served
daintily and they do not exercise
enough. But whatever the particular
cause may be 1t is important that the
condition should be corrected.
An ideal remedy for women. and one
especially suited to their delicate re-
quirements. is DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin, which thousands of women en-
dorse highly. Mrs. Jennie Snedeker.
1041 West Monroe St. Chicago, testi-
fles that she is cured of grave stom-
ach and bowel troubles by using Syrup
Pepsin and without the aid of doc.
tor or any other medicine" All the
family can use Syrup Pepsin, for thou
sands of mothers give II to babies and
children. It is also admirably suited
to the requirements of elderly people.
in fact to all who by reason Of age or
infirmity cannot stand harsh salts. ca
thartics. pills or purgatives. These
should always be avoided for at best
'Neir effect is only for that day, while
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
Costs Less Than a Two-Cent
POStaue- -Sfamn

An average Of less than a cent and
third pair is paid for the use of I'll
our machines in making two-thirds Of
the shoes produced in the United
understanding that all our ma
chimes are used. The most that can
be paid for the use OF all our ma
chimes In making the highest-priced
shoes is less than 5Z cents a pair
The average royalty on all kinds of
shoes is less than 2 2-3 cents pair.
From this we get our sole return for
the manufacture and use of the ma
chimes, for setting them up in facto-
ries and keeping them in order You
pay two cents for a postage stamp or
yeast-cake and FIVE cents for a car
fare and don't miss it. Where do you
get more for your money than in buy
Ing machine-made shoe?
Write US and we will tell you all
about 1t. The United Shoe Machinery
Company. Boston. Mass.-Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18

lion was imported. Now there would
be no chance of getting that COM
munity to change back to the nom
descript type of farm horse common
there ten years ago.
Any man who tills the soil. un-
less he is a truck farmer. wants a
horse that is capable of meeting any
sudden demand for a hard pull. He
wants horse that can swing stead
lily along In front of binder all day
without being exhausted at sundown.
Roads are none too good in most
rural communities, and it takes a
horse with a lot of meat on his frame
to go against the collar on a ten
mile trip to town and return.
The light animal is fine for sum-
mer road trips. but when it comes to
hauling out load of lumber, a
dozen sacks of fertilizer and the or
binary winter load of farm supplies
through mud that is hook deep, the
heavy animal with a lot of en-
curance is the horse that l want to
drive
There is some fear on the part OF
farmers who admire the draft type
of farm horse that everybody will
take up the rearing of heavy weights
and there will be no market for them.
l don't let that bother me, for this
reason: 1t will be a good many CEN
turies before everybody sees any one
proposition in the same light.
A lot OF men will go right ahead
breeding their mares to any old kind
- A-l1t
old nondescript colts. Another thing
that is to be considered is that ev-
cry man is not able to grow good
draft colts and take care of them
after he has grown them. have
seen draft colts spoiled by foolish
handling on the part of owners. who
seemed to think they were feeding
and breaking young bronchos. A
draft animal must be treated accord
ing to his type
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
HaIrpIns and Other Pins.

Hairpins have been elaborated as a
means OF decoration since the earliest
times Particularly beautiful Is the
variety and delicacy of their work
manship, two of the finest specimens
being the gold pins which were found
at Salamis in Cyprus. and are now in
the British museum Even more hand
some were the Saxon pins of later
date. with their shank of brass, head
of gold, and establishment of garnets
and pearls. There were, too, the
larger sort of pins so conspicuously
and frequently mentioned in the Bible.
The instrument driven by Jael through
the temple of Sisera was probably a
tent-pin, while Delilah fastened the
web of Samson's hair with a pin or
batten. In the middle ages pins were
a great fashion-indeed, great ne
cessity-in France. and we have it on
record that in 1347 10000 pins we're
removed from the royal wardrobe for
one of the French princesses. The
convenience was probably little
later in reaching England. but In 1910
we hear of Queen Catherine (IIowardJ }
importing pins from France. In 1860
the trade underwent considerable
change, brass superseding iron, while
at the same time the price was low.
cred.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18

a genuine remedy like Syrup Pepsin
acts mildly but permanently.
1t can be conveniently obtained at
any drug store at fifty cents or one
dollar a bottle. Results are always
guaranteed or money will be refunded.
You will find 1t gentle In action, pleas
ant In taste, and free from gripping.
and its tonic properties have a distinct
value to women. 1t is the most widely
used laxative-tonic in America today
and thousands Of families are now
never without IT,
II no member OF your family has
ever used Syrup Pepsin and you
would like to make personal trial of
1t before buying 1t in the regular way
OF druggist send your address-a
postal will do-to DIR. w. b. Cald-
we'll, 203 Washington ST.. Monticello,
Ill, and free sample bottle will be
mailed you
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
If We saw the aeyond.

Now do not for moment believe
that. If those mysterious portals were
flung wide. and we could see without
hindrance all the secrets of the great
beyond. we should necessarily be eth.
er better or happier. On the contrary.
the probability is that. average hi.
realities would be degraded to the or.
dinary levels of the human intercourse
in this world; In our knowledge Of
life we cannot rise above what we
are. What is wanted is a certain
quality of life itself which will carry
with 1t the assurance of the nearness
and sweetness of the best and highest
in the eternal kingdom OF love.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease. the antlscpte powder. Irciieycs
painful smurting. tender, foctnnd Instantly
takes the sting out OF corns and bunions. It's tho
greatest comfort discovery of the age. Aliens foot-
Ease makes tight or now shoes feel easy. II Is .
certain relief for sweating, cnilous, swollen, trod
aching feet. Always use ~ TO Break in New Shoes
Try 1t today. Sold everywhere, 25 cents. Dorg
accept dny substitute. For FREE trial package.
address Allen g. Ornsted Lc Hoy, N. Y.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
Dairy Cow Is Necessity.

Making the farm yield more with
out increase In acreage can be done
Dy using alfalfa and silage. These
two agencies will do more to increase
the capacity of the land than any
thing else. OF course. It is under.
stood that the dairy COW must be kept
in order to get the best returns from
the alfalfa and silage.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
Treat Cows Kindly.

Don't kick the COW or thrash her
with the milking stool when she
seems cross. Cows are very sensitive
creatures and such treatment only
makes them worse. Besides being
cruel 1t interferes with the flow Of
milk.
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
Many Heathens Left.

New York.-Rev. Sweeney. retired
brigadier general. former United
States district judge and former con-
sui at Constantinople. said that there
are 100 heathens for every converted
Christian
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18

Be happy. Use Red Cross Bag Blue;
much better than liquid blue. Delights
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup for Children
teethlng, softens the gums, reduces infamma
tion.aliays pair, cures wind colic. .25c bottled
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18

A sentimental girl is lost at wed.
ding without dainty handkerchief
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
Important 10 Mothers
Its Kind.

Il met man yesterday who offered
me an unspeakable insult.
What was It unspeakable?"
He was dumb and had to spell 1t
out on his fingers"
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
Answered,

I'm about to give an opera party.
What boxes should take?"
ANY. except chatterboxes."-Judg
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18

write for book saving young chicks Send NJ
names OF friends that use fncu bators and yea
book free Raisall Remedy Co.. Blackwell, Okla
The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
WHY INCUBATOR CHICKS DIE

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The Elbert County tribune., 1913-04-18
HOWARD {. BURTON AsssA.yss, s.E E,s4r sar

a, ,Gpse'msn gn PnsesJ cyid. silver Lead; 81: Golc
envelopes and full price list sent ON nppiIeation
control and umplrc work solicited LendvilIo,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21
Either Sunshine or Fire,

Either Sunshine or FIR.
Put things In the sunshine or befosS
. FIRE before wrapping them up, b
possible, not only for airing. but alss
TO freshen them aud make them small
sweater
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21
ARRIVALS HOTEL II3LLR

Mr.. ana Mrs S. t. Hen, Jack
sonyillc; } b. Nhiteside, Jackson
Vile, A. l.. anderson, JacNsJnNi!.4;
Harry Lawson, uMnesN lille; ". \.
Leps omb, WashlnSton; 5. Strouss,
{ Cincinnati; IL. G. WolCott. jackson
Vile; j +. IL. Peice, Atlanta; Mrs. b.
Munlson, Inverness; Mrs, +. I.
Leach, WASHINGTON, \. g.; w. s,
3owcll, Louisville, Ky; +. {. Mi.es,
Cleveland; Joseph Schuhofer, Jack
sonyille; j. II. Miner, Fort Mcacc;
Leon Prime, Fort Meade; F. A. Mer-
rick, Royal Leps Co.; S. Alexander,
Galveston; Chas. e. kleutworth,
Philadelphia; S. M. Clawson, Gin
cinnati; James F. Taylor, Tampa;
Earl Moore, Tampa; C. l.. Hutchins,
Baltimore; j. j. Logan, Jackson
Vile; Mr.. and Mrs. V. B. Collins,
Plant City; Miss Myrtis Beach,
Plant City; Miss Mabel Mccoy
Plant City; S. H. Roberts, N. y;
c. P. Rice, Tampa; Ed Hanley, Tam
pa; A. C. Jones, city; w. s. Leon
ard, New York; w. ]. Byon. St.
Louis; Miss Blood, Mulberry; Miss
Marlin. Mulberry; Miss Wyndham
Mulberry; Mr.. C. Blood, Mulberry;
J. McCowen, Mulberry; B. Jeffcott
Mulberry; j. j. Campbell, Whining
ton, N. c.; j. C. Cox and wife, st.
Louis; w. H. Carey, Tampa; r. A.
Ward, Tampa; J. l.. Taylor, Ruth
erford, N. c.; J. E. McElmurry
jacksonville; f. l.. Satzkey, Allan
ia; r. G.. Zetrour, jacksonville; r
c. Dennis, Atlanta; B. Collins, Tam
pa; w. l.. Barker, Jacksonville; A
Fisher, New York; II. r. Dunn, Chi
cago.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21
LAKELAND BUSINESS
COLLEGE

Thorough individual instruction in
all commercial branches at a ruch
lower rate of tuition than any other
school 0 IFS kind in the State.
You will do well TO visit o"r school,
insrect orr work, get orr nrices, and
Re convinced that our courses in
Rookkoerino. Shorthand. Tvrewrit'
mo. Civil Service. Penmanshi' and
PenmansNip and Telegrarhv are the
best and cheapest to be had any
where
We maintain DEPARTMENT for M
mis- ahove tie fovr.h oroda who wish
to take the Literary branches.
See or rhone
MANAGER SrRr-V nPLLR
W. D. POLAND. Manager
Phone &c Red
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21
Birthday Party Of
| T-ast6r John Fansard

lIl llINtt L a y VI
Master John Fansard
Master John Ilnnsard. ,Ir., enter
tanned about thirty of his little
friends Tuesday afternoon at his
home on Massachusetts avenue in
honor of his eighth birthday ami
versary. For a while they enjoyed
games in the parlor, then they in
dulged in outdoor games, until called
in for "The Glover Contest" which
proved very amusing to both Old and
young, as each one was given small
three leaf clover, then blindfolded
and told to pin it on the LARGE four
leaf clover, which was pinned on a
sheet on the wall. Little Miss Mar
garet Marshall was the lucky win
ner of the prize which was pretty
little story book. The little folks
were then invited to the dining
room where they were served to ice
cream and waters, and later to can
dy. The color scheme used was vel
low and white which was prettily
carried out in the dining room and
narlor bv using golden rod and jes-
samine for the decorations. The
pretty birthday cake with eight lit
tic yellow and white candles adorned
the center of the table. John re
ceived many pretty and useful little
Gifts which were highly appreciated +.
The little guests then departed, hay
inc spent a most delightful afternoon
and wishing for John many happy re
turns of the day. Mrs. Hansard was
assisted in entertaining by Misses
Blanche Hutchinson, Bessie Temple
ton, Leila and Mildred Buchanan and
Mrs. e. c. Davis.
Those present were Hattie Bel
Reddick, Maxine Irwin, Cora Denny
May Fender, Mary Frances Buchan
an, Ollie Fortenberry, Margare'
Marshall, Evylin Owens, Christie
Clough, Claire Streeter. Josephine
lSwatts, lone Clark, Harold Streeter
Louis Swatts. William Norvel, Wal
ter Beadenbaugh, Tyler Jackson
John Emmett Everett, Elliott Bryan
Ralph Davis, Charnel Buchanan
Therman Marshall, Charles Everett
, Thurston Clark, David Watt Castle
, Norman Bryan, Walton Clark, Lin
, wood Arendell, DOUGLAS Mcleod, Wa.
ter Pillans, Irwin Fraley.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21
lics Reading Circle
B With Mrs. Quaintance

rhe last meetinr Of the Woman's
hding Circle of the Home Mission
\ Society of the First Methodist
nrch was held with Mrs G, T.
|aintance, at which tive I'll he'd a
|et DELIGHTFUL tine. !.ftnr the read
\, delicious rcfreG"monts We're
|ved BY Mrs. Ouaintance, assisted
Mrs. Baxter Stroater.
Those present were Mrs. Ward
nder. Mrs. J. F. NcNonald, Mrs,
a. Ward, Mrs. Wilson, Mrs. F..
Terrell. Mrs. T l.. Walker, Mrs.
T. Fleming, Mrs |. c jenkins,
Is. w. c.. Norvell, Mrs, j. s..
reater. Mrs. Roswell, Mrs. elem
&c, Mrs. Toph, Miss Sarah Polk.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

Mr.. j. A. Perry is now marketing
his Irish potato crop, and reports that
he raised 2l0 bushels from one acre,
which he readily sold at $1.6O per
bushel in the home market. This is
the fourth crop raised this year on
the same ground, anyone of which
equaled this crop in value, which
GOES to show what can be done, and
in town, too, as Mr.. Perry's proDerty
is within the corporate limits OF
Lakeland.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21
l.IL2AII

Go thou thy Way and 80 mine
Apart, Yet not ,,iur.
Onl, Il tAln Neil hangs between
The pathway, where We are---
and God Keep watch tween thee
and ne.
This is NY praycr--
lie looks tiny way, He lookcth mine
And keeps us near.
| know not where the road may be,
Or which way mine shall be
If mine will lead through parching
sands,
And thine beside the sea;
Yet God keeps watch tween thee
and me"
So never fear
He holds my mind, He claspeth thine
And keeps us near.
Should wealth and fame perchance
be thine
And my lot lonely be-
Or you be sad and sorrowful
And glory be for me
Yet God keeps watch tween thee
and me-
Both be His care.
One arm round thee and one round
| SIGH sometimes to see thy face.
But stree this may not be
III leave thee to the care OF Him
! Who cares for thee and me;
Wings
This comforts, DEAR
One wing Ger thee and one DER me,
So we are near.
And though our paths be separate,
And thy way is not mine;
Vet COMING to the Mercy Seat.
Ny soul shall meet with thine;
And God kce watch tween thee and
me-"
I'll whisper there;
He blcsseth thee, lie blesseth me,
And we are near.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

and Mrs. j. E. Barnett, OF
tanooga, Tenn, are visiting
land, and while here are the
n of Mrs. r. N. Turner. Like
thers, they are much pleased
|Flordia and Lakeland especially.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

!. and Mrs. Frank Taylor, OF
slime, Texas, are rejoicing over
advent of a little daughter who
yesterday to BRIGHTEN their
B. Mrs. Taylor was formerly
Vera Quaintance of this city.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

r. E. Lufscy is being con
lated on winning a handsome
wotch offered by the Missouri
Life Insurance to TIE AGENT
~ the most insurance last
h.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

Ire will be an Fpworth League
i at Mrs. Guy Toph's residence
IKE Wire tonioht. All the young
y of tie Methodist church are
hlly invited to attend.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

NJ. 8. F. Smith returned last
ut from Atlanta, where he went
eral days ago to be with his son,
h Kern, who was operated on Sat
by for appendicitis. He Is doing
h, we are glad to learn, and will
badly be home in about two
ks.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

Kline, who has been spending
Il days in Lakeland with his
fr. c. D. Kline, left yesterday
Ioon for his home in Atlanta,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

large delegation of Tampa la
came up yesterday and in the af-
BON assisted in putting on some
work for the Woodmen Circle.
! were royalty entertained by the
lie, and enjoyed their visit
tly.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

Queen Esther Circle will meet
row afternoon at $3.50 with
e O. Wheeler at Mrs. Sparl-
residence. All members in
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21

WANTED-.t once, first class WIN.
dow dresser and store decorator.
Cut Price Store, ll5 Main st.,
Lakeland, Fla. 1882
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1913-11-21
lease Of Fire
hone 5000

1 and Mrs. A. e. Johnson are
Arents of fine twelve-pound
nrn Yesterday, Dr.. Grower IN
lance.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-10-07

ing the olive branch. Why not create
another district attorneyship and an
other marshalship, along with new
Federal judgeship, and thus make
more good men happy than present
conditions admit? What with clerk
ship also, an assistant district attor-
neyship, deputy clerkships. deputy
marshalships, etc., the new positions
would go long way. Then. too, South
Carolina would no longer present the
spectacle Of a state having two sena-
tors but only one set of United States
judicial officers, with the result that
the. senators are impelled at each 9TH
ers throats. Giving each senator a set
Of his own would distinctly make for
peace. Moreover, the representatives
might come in to some extent, and Mr..
Aiken's congressional district COM
prises six of the counties which go to
make up the western South Carolina
Federal district and which will profit
by the proposed new jobs. On broad
er grounds Of local patriotism there Is
the inspiring thought that If the court
cities are quadrupled in number, as
Mr.. Aiken also proposes, the better
the prospect will be for more and finer
Federal buildings all around, as well
as for the maximum number Of court
employees. Mr.. Aiken's bill, therefore,
contemplates the accomplishment Of
many desirable ends. Before next year
passes sympathetic congress will no
doubt have enacted 1t into law.-char-
lotte Observer. @r "a.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-10-07

BY counsel.-An old gentleman, now
deceased, never seemed to be satisfied
unless he had several cases pending
in court. He left him surviving son
who seems to have followed in his
footsteps and has continued to keep
UP his fathers record Of proceedings
in court.
Several Of the attorneys were talk
ing about his court troubles one day
when one of them told the following
about the old gent:
The old gent had just won a case In
the justice court, when the loser, in a
very combative frame Of mind, ex-
claimed: I'll law you to the circuit
COURT" ........
Old Gent-Pll be thar.
Loser-And I'll law you to the su-
preme court!
Old Gent-Tll be thar.
Loser-Tn law you to ell!
old Gent-My attorney'll be thar
The Docket.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-10-07

True Thrift.--A certain Millionaire,
who owes his fortune to his thrift and
economy, tells this story Of book
keeper to illustrate the way in which
those qualities work to the advantage
OF their possessor:
SsT once made up my mind" said the
bookkeeper, that I would become the
owner of a gold watch. I saved up the
money for It in this way: When felt
Ike eating a 5O-cent luncheon / ate a
25-cent one instead and put the other
quarter aside for my watch fund. You
viii hardly believe 1t, but in less than
six months had saved money enough
to purchase the watch"
"But you don't seem to have bought
It." objected his friend.
well, no. When I found how easi-
ly / could get along without the 30
cent luncheons I concluded I could get
along without the gold watch, and the
watch fund Is growing into a house.
and-lot fund now."-Youth's Com
panion.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1913-10-07

Had Fixed Thinss.-"say. pop
Johnnie Burton's going to have a par
ty mex week an he said he'd invite
me. An got 70 take present"
ga present? What's that for?"
TITS his birthday. All the kids take
presents" $50.
Something had gone wrong at the
office that day and pop wasn't In a
good humor. E2 1870
That's all nonsense" he declared.
Every day or two it's present here
and a present there. If you can't go
to party without taking q present
you might as well stay at home"
The boys lip trembled, but he said
nothing. ~
The next morning Pop regretted his
hasty words and tried to square mat
tiers. tr ;,l- .,sisF
aGeorge,"' he said, there's a nice
present for your friend Johnnie In
my over-coat pocket. You may take
It to him."
TOO late, pop" said George, sadly.
Il licked him 30 he wouldn't invite
me."-National Magazine.