The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1913-08-02
You don't know simon Trout
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You don't know Simon rrou,7
Wei. no Is p common. ordinary NOR
tai like myself Possessed OF the same
little frailties and virtues that make
an Otherwise embarrassing existence
sin, simon Trou, IS a business man. IN.
sss ne as myself After hours. in the
Do you know" Trout was saving
that tho world isn't the same any
more As !; used TO be-
NO. sir. Klein. II isn't a BIT the sam.
DO you know, l believe there isn't half
enough sunshine in tho world"
Vow. rs matter OF course. 7 was
extremely well aware that there are
times and places when great many
people are perfectly satisfied with the
as matter OF friendship. agreed
with him that there va so woeful dear,h
OF sunshine
Not half enough sunshine" said
i mean. sunshine IN peoples hearts
10 you know. l think we. as rule
are entirely too much taken w with
sentiment. or beauty. or art. or nature d"
lie was putting the ease pretty strong
but ! agreed with him
Klein. III tell you what's the matter
were so confounded busy with our own
really human any more
This was indeed news 10 m.
Trout stopped for breath. and lit his
81 was reading Josh Billings today
Josh hits the rail on the head every
time. lie lust expresses my s~nti-nr--s
- I. cam" across line or two
or his that Just bears me ont exactly.
read II TO you. but IS the good action
that bores YOU When YOU are doing
Your duty. your face looks like a tomb
stone when you learn how To- make
pleasure ~ your good deeds. your face
viii be - welcome ar n strawberry
patch in the tall meadow grass Klein.
what do YOU think % that
old Josh IL rigit there. Trout
You bet he -"
We smoked in silence ror a while. and
then Trout's face Frightened up
sec Just Tow much truth there is N
oh Josh Billings statement. I'm going
I" start o"' tomorrow and be az k,rd
and gentle and considerable as ! can he
AM So" - don't feel hotter for ~ " r---
~" dav = done. What do YOU think =
VIZ. - ought to Re all right 7
Ia hhe to Lave vou ~ 50. TOO an.,
vel "omnare notss ere tomorrow
~ j." I rerliel. and We so,emr!v
s'"'" hands 20 seal the compact.
Remembering ny promise o.. tie
hN humping ouf - bod witt % song
continued tH MARBLE 'U fIe kf.Isf and
Vas 'gst beginning 90 realize VIA 10
frearf - h- happy. vi 81 Ms Klein az.
p'.rcd q me head 90 SO stairs
Alfonso. FOR heavens sake keru
stlll' You viii wake the baby.
= ~ settled the song
However made up IN, mind Co 20
IEhf-f eart"i Hf all odds. and 8 went
nrf int" fHe yu-d 90 work On sc rar.isf
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.rg .r 20 world to shovel .iIrt b. -
garl"r. There - r"siii"rcy "a tie
ground A. you tread -. ard repsr.-ls-
sion - earth waves nat sets free PROV.
critics IN ''" coil tat kili tho germs -
consumption and had been .pukh.r:
lately. ANYWAY
S.ideu'v 7 became conscious - .h@
f7r- shat Mrs Klein VA. watching l..
f-ow ~ upper window.
such man 80 cried Alfonso
'laN ent Won an ounce - setseH Itv Won
snow what You arc doing
My. o. my dear. believe ! nm
workiug 81 the gardcr. 'ns"K!y an
gwersi
-Nou are tranp'nR on to cucgr1h--a
and Won 'tNc ruined ff. tomato vines
81" y"t have. Get out 90 go garden TINS
minute
was tempted 20 swear as rvf 80
fa.is awuN iu 't.- shed r.' a.iu ar.I
Q r..,.v'd ., boo game.
IS e.. Ms kieir s4f dove. ts U-sr'.
f.-'. h'rrsd 90 h-- MOST rrfr.nret De-
H..I sesame. ft.' .inH f"I-' -rr.l- .4.f
f' ''..t 80 f.- time. tHr Ms Say" l'
N...I pleas" t"r
sos 'n.rsi - .i. ta,' o. surprised
sw4"! aga.r.