Arizona republican., 1913-12-07
LITTLE JAMES
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 .Im glad sec My Paw, "at tn Log of Arizony was framed fer tn Purpose of Convertfn' our Butcher Shops into Bizness Collidges an fer tcechin' Meet Cutters 10 git be Litenfn' Bug CaIcyiaters. I never knode at they sch Log III tn other u5E Mister rl7S"eii when is uI Inspector of Wates an Washers had lot of Butchers into Coart fer not Availm' therselfs of tn Chanst at offered 'em to make Countn' Houses out their Places of Bizness
 "Sez Mister CrissweH to tn Coart: These here feIIers has never made out tickets fer their Cash tostutners as tn La" sez they shall. shoWln tn Pouns an Oances of Meet. tn Price per pound an tn Grand Tote with tn Crate SeeI of Arizony at tacht thereto. tn same bein' properly attested by a Notorious Republican,.
 NOW. mind you. sez Mister CrfsSweI. T aint maxim charge 'at these here Butchers is givin' Short Wate. but fer bein too Preciput in their Methods of Transackin' Eizness- I've heerd some Complante which aint been Substantshated none, agin Butchers 4n Generic. FreeniN and evry where's else from Fokes which sez at they don't git all they Buy. Frinstance. wm Woman which is ole Maid my offs an. at shes been Buyin' tn Hand of d Certing Meet cutter at 2 cents per pound tn Yeer Moar an tn Goods aint never been Deliverd yit' Anuther man, Inspec- ter said, toe him at if the Patterns of tn FeeniN Butchers had got all at was Comfn' 'em and what they paid fer. they wuddent be nothin' but Armed Butchers in FeeniN
 But tn Inspector, aint got nothin' to do with them compIantes. Persnly b1eevc tn Butcher Shops O FeeniX is Onncst I'm jist tryn' to srit a \-oo svst,,n, to be nut into Voge wen take up tn IIackit Market first becos it's Tppicle It's called tn Hacldt Market becos when YOU go there a Meet Cutter Hacks off d Pecce Q Meet throws S1aes. raps it up Extrax tn Price you an you find your- self out on tn Street in d Kind of a Dazc before you know what's Reely happened. It's all done at Stroak like. on account Of this Jerk Litenin way don' Bizness tn Populous don't git no Chanst git acquainted with tn Meet Cutters. I been a yeer buNin' meet day in tn Shop ant had Opportunity wit to find out tn first name of tn Propriter any of tn Clerx. The Law pervides fer Sitizens to time git Acquainted which don't have under tn Present Rush methods which Pervaes in tn Marts of Beaf Pork an Mutting.'
 - don't know what Law you're takin' about tn Atorny tn Defendant; I don't find in tn Book to Pervent tn EXpedshus Transackshun of Bizness' They cuddent find it in tn Books but q Surch Warrant DiscIothesed it among tn Arkves tn offs of tn Secretary of State all covered with ytt printed.
 "Th Ignorance of tn Law don't O wun." tn Inspector. No tn Atorny fer tn Defense that's what's cNed Troo Maxum tn Same time my Clinte don't haft init Burgulary to Brake into Arlives to find out what tn Law is
 When it shode at they sich Law. tn tn Defendant if he goin' to Reckonnize replize tn Defendant 'sence I it Wunst I gess can Reckonnize it agin tn Next Time But looks to me like this here Laws a Restrante Trade but I'm goin' to Con- form to it. I'm goin' rite to hire Corpse of F3izness Collidge Professors which Juggle with tn Most Frackchus Frackshuns they is
 ikw..t LITTLE JAMES.