Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-23
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ma.
And his tissues Win docomposo
~ give me 4 gram ~ phosphate
And the carbon and celioipse,
Now awe ma chank o. cahelne, ma.
TO ahoFtcn the fherlnlc fas.
And hand me tho oxygcn bottle. ma.
And look at the thoriuoEtat;
And " lhe electric ovens cold.
just turn V on and ON.
For { want 90 have supper ready
- soun o. John comes home
Denver Yield and Farmr.
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EDWARD PAYsON Weston should
worry about railroad rate decisions.
o.
ny AND ny they'n get the cur
roncy systcm fixed 90 man can't.
80 broke Il he wants 20.
o.
TOR THAT MATTER shr colonel
isn't missing much just now. Rye
htshhaiis are not q summer drink
anyhow.
o.
WHY ARE yOU here. my poor
frienJT" asked minister who was
visiting the santa Ne prison. I'm
ithc victim of the unlucky number,
thirteen. sif, e said the prisoner. In
deed How IL that1" Twelve Jurors
and one judge. sir.
o.
1 AN ESTANCIA dry farmer during
p iong-conilnuod drouth invented a
machine for watering his fields. The
very first day while no WAS trying al
there suddenly came q downpour Of
rain. He put away his machine.
tits no USE he said. you can't do
nothing nowadays without competi-
ton"
THE SEAMY side of ufe h mucl.
IKE the other with the polish rubbed
g.
AND MANY a mans idea OF being
slylishiy dressed Is 10 wear q nCcktie
that would start a riot al a funeral.
DISARMAMENT Is NOT calming in
Europe. but there IN more caution
than formerly in striking a match in
international affairs.
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BELGIUM viii spend SIS. 600 600
~ - A1tnltiNnAr fHN IHtAWWnNlNF Vi AtlAa
country is guaranteed by the other
powers. but Il is bound to keep up
with the fashions.
a.
COLONEL BRYAN has convinced
the administration that editors make
very capable officials. The Common
or has already captured two OF the
most desirable plums.
THE POET LAuREATE of Ena-.
land gets a small salary. bue the adj
vertislng the job carries il consider
able.
MARY GARDEN IL suffering with
grip" in Paris. should have thought
that she would have caught Il sooner.
C.
DON'T BOTHER the June bug
he's doing the best he can.
TWENTY Turks sentenced to death
for assnssinating Schefket Pasha--If
that will make Schef rest any easier
IA his grave.
THE SUFFS. Of worcestershlre--
where they make the aauce--tried 10
flood valley and drown the popu-
lation. Fire and Flood would
make good motto for tho bunch.
o.
OUR IDEA OF a good time IL 10 sit
IN that Denver court and hear the
Dlethoric ladies tell how the antl-fat
failed to work.
1 MRS. GAIT, who acts as peacemak-
er among the suffst. shows that you
can't always tell by tho name.
O.
Older MASON apparently has
demonstrated that the waT-aeroplane
* not quite Joke.
OK TO 0ETTYsBURGl
| NEARLY 1900 American farmers
went 10 Canada IN week fhls
ought 10 jog Uncle Sam wide awake
on the homestead laws.
O.
| sULzER and Murphy. IN chorus.
Somebody hold me before get
az him.
WE FAILED 10 learn whether or
not Mexico has gone m on Mr.. Bry-
ans peace propaganda.
o
| a CHICAGO PREACHER says IL
h impossible for man with an in
come Of $1,000 day To be religious
The trouble with having an income
like that IL u makes fellow feel
like celebrating,
o
ARGENTINA fears that free trade
In the United Stateg viii moan more
power Tor the packing trusts. The
idea that free trad, fav0rs consum-
ers Il not held by persons with prac-
teal experience.
WhOoping Cough.