Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-06-27
Being the Sad, Sad story Of
Esau Buck and the sawbuck
Upon Which Esau Saw the
Bucksaw He Saw and Other
Stunts for Stammerers.


write them silly. rave all You please.
you who are moss Drained. narrow
gagged. behind the times aud lncapa
Die OF graspinG the new ana advanced
Thought thai every twis,er embraces
Tongue swistefs are vindicaied.
They stand today before the great
mass 81 educated cultured and refined
American people as monuments Of
brililance.
An cducator places the stamp Of
approval on tongue twlsiers. They
are used in the sherman. Texas. pub
SIC schools 60 exercise the tongues ~
the future educated msn and women
Of the Texas town all OF which speaks
we'll the tongue twister editor thinks,
for the DroRressiseness Of the Sher-
man puzzle schools
Mrs Virginia Newman, 70i East
Crockett street. sherman. teacher OF
reading in the sherman public schools.
says:
n have been much Interested n
ton to one thai l find very effective
in my work as teacher Of reading In
our public schools.
II have always been on the alert
for such exercises. for they are OF
great help In securing clear artlcula-
tion. My pupils enjoy the enclosed
one because It embodies iudicrous
story"
Here Is the sherman public school
twiaer;
AN old farmer 81 Arkansas whose
sons had all grown up and left him.
hired man by the name of Esau
Buck "a help him on the farEl The
evening 81 the day ~ his arrival Esau
hauled up a load o. poles and un-
loaded them between the barnyard
and the garden.
THE next morning. the old man
said To his hired man, Esau | am going
80 town today and while am gore
want yOd To saw that wood and keep
the old Duck out of the garden
when the old man was gone.
Esau went 20 che woodpsle 10 saw the
wood. but when he saw the saw he
saw that he could not saw with that
saw. but that was the only saw that
he saw. so he did not saw the wood.
when the old man came home. he
saih. 'Esau. did you saw that wood p
Esau replied. ! saw the wood. but
when saw the saw, J saw that ! could
not saw with that saw, so did not.
saw the wood
''The old man went Ia see the saw
and when he saw the saw he saw
that Esau could not saw with that
saw. when Esau saw that the old
man saw that ne could not saw with
that saw. he picked up the axe and
chopped up some OF the wood and
made n see-saw. The next day the
old man went 10 town aud brought
70 new bucksaw for Esau Buck ana
when he got home he hung the new
hucksaw for Esau Buck on the saw
buck hy the see-saw.
Just about this time Esau Buck
saw the old buck In the garden eating
up the cabbages and went to drive
him out. Az Esau Buck was driving
the old buck 90 the oarnyard, he saw
the lew bucksaw ON the sawhuck by
the see-saw and stopped 90 examine u.
when the old buck saw Esau Buck
looking al the new bucksaw on the
saw buck by the see-saw. he made q
dive for Esau Buck. missed Esau
Buck, hit the new bucksaw on the
snwbuck by the see-saw. knocked the
new bucksaw and the sawbuck AGAINST
Esau Buck. who fell on TOP OF the
see-saw.
when the old man saw the old
buck make dive az Esau Buck, miss
psau Buck, hit the new bucksaw on
The sawnuck by the see-saw and knock
the new bucksaW and the saWbuek
against Esau Buck and saw Esau
Buck fan on top of the see-saw with
the new bucksaw and the sawbuck on
ton OF Esau Buck he picked up the
axe and rushed al the old buck 20
XIII him. but the old buck saw the
old man coming, dodged his blow ana
conferred on the old mans stomach,
knocked the old man on top OF the
new bucksaw. which was on top OF
Tsau Buck. whu was on top az the
see-saw. when the old buck saw the
completeness " his victory over the
old man. the new hucksaw, the saw
buck. the see-saw and Esau buck,
he turned around, went hack to the
garden and ate up the rest of the cab
hages."
An AnCicnt Twister.
Tongue twisters are not new a
Texas paper gives the lollowlng:
Here IN an ante-bellum twister 81
1850.
"RandaleR Berrashee MuTiacher
whistunfusticus Rolld Of Bravo Bonn
bardino helped Omilique Rluebeard
Bashaw Of Bobblemarndle 60 beat
down an ahominable bumhledee 80
Belizora.
J. j. stevens proprietor Of the Up
shnr County Echo. Gilmer. Texas. thus
tangles the tongue;
Eight great gray geese gazing gai-
iy over Greece"
Miss Dora Reagan. Big springs
Texas, says:
"Herckery Hardbeat hi hawk
on the head with hard hickory
hammer and made him howl like q
bound"
Here " another'
"a tail girl named short Ions loved
a big MIR. Little while Little, little
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