The menace. [volume] (Aurora, Mo.) 1911-1920, 1913-03-29
ut EvERET ELDER

Never since the DAYS of Johnny Tct.
Eel has 90 much grace been offered AZ
tWo-blts. twenty-five cents. a quarter
Of a dollar. Not since the Jesuits were
sent 20 England In the sixteenth cen.
tury 10 disrupt both state and church
has the -howly fathcr- uncorked such
a copious drauEht Of heavenly balm
az tVo-bits per throw Surely the
Holy mother church, h showing her
Just appreciation OF our little remit
tance of about a half billion dollars
last year 70 relieve the dire need OF
the "howly father" In the unusual
abundance of holy uncuon offered az
quartorealet
Where Can You Get M
AZ Johnny TC;rei had a habit OF
saying: NO sooner does the money
rattle Ia the box. than the efficacy OF
my remedy begins 10 work" We can
produce the coods an riEht Show Us
your two-blts and you belong In good
standing officially initiated.
Now don't get skeptieal. neither I'M
patieht We've got the goods and all
you lack Of being In on the ground floor
Is a couple OF shllllnEs. When this 10
paid you become a solicitor. and there.
fore the sole owner In Zee simple Of
the following unheard ot bargains:
During Mr.. Taft's administration we
have become overstocked with holy
JUNCTION fetched over by the Jesuits
preparatory 90 another four years
frolic. hence we offer you absolutely
without reserve or danger OF made
quate supply. the following unprece-
dented bargain:
l. zone hundred masses AZ the mir
aculous shrine OF our lady OF victory.
Paris, France This ls the real
French article imported under a former
administration when we did not have
TO pay duty on papal property.
2. zone hundred masses az the
shrine OF our lady OF Mt Carmel,
Rome. Italy" These masses are fresh
and put up expressly for Americans di.
rectly under the supervision OF the toe
kisseas OF the vatican. These masses
have not been exposed 10 the heretical
atmosphere of America, hence pos
sess that well-known potency found
only In the pure atmosphere OF the See
OF ST. Peter.
3. zone hundred masses offered al
the shrine Of our lady OF Lourdes
Lourdes, France"
4. zone hundred masses at the
shrine OF our lady Of Doretto In the
holy house Of Nazareth, Loretto. Italy.
8. zone hundred masses az the
shrine OF our lady OF perpetual help
Rome. Italy"
6. zone hundred masses at the
shrine OF the sacred heart OF Jesus
Paray lie Monial, France"
Both France and Italy have beer
known for n thousand years as the
home Of holy JUNCTION, but OF late the
people have kicked out OF the harness
/ somewhat, hence there is left on ouI
hands an overstock which is offered C
Americans at less than half the formel
price.
But this is not all. Those accepting
the offer will participate In sever
novenas Of masses, that are offered
by Monsignor Baker. These ought C
be good as they are home grown anC
attached to a real American name. We
think Mr.. Baker is the second or third
papal priest we ever heard OF with ar
American name. These seven novenai
OF masses are thrown in free TO sort
OF flavor those We have named ant
counteract the foreign taste objected
TO by some OF limited education.
Then you are entitled TO a "higl
mass Of requiem" TO be offered at you
death, or as soon thereafter as you ge
located and have time 10 write Mr.
Baker, who, by the way, Is the major
domo of the Society for the protec
tion OF destitute Catholic children o