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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-05-29
LAWYER TRAPS A WIFE
INAuvORCE SUIT AND
He IS NOW D|SbARRED
Mrs. Zimmerman Won Her
Case, Too-Appellate Court
Scores Lawyer Bayles.

The Appellate Division Of the supreme
Court to-day disbarrsd Chester A.
Bay,es. - IN attorney for professional
misconduct. The oniciai referee hnds
that BAyiss Wa retained By one DR..
Zimmerman TO obtain . divorce from
bic wife who iivsd asart IRON her hus-
band. The lawyer employed . woman
NAMED Durnssa. and man named vas.
ear. 70 assise him. Mrs.. Dufnsss 10.
came acquainted With Mn. thinner.
non. ana arranged wtth her 10 70 to
restaurant st Lemon avenue ana One
Hundred and Sixteenth street.. who're
ehsy were met By the lawyer and vas-
sar asA had several drinks. They then
went 10 . restaurant on west one
Hundred and Twsnty-fourth street
whsss they had dinner and more drinks.
They thsa went 70 hotel whore vas-
sar registered - man and wife. and
reom wss assigned - HIN to which hs
took lgrA Zimmerman. The lawyer and
he otter woman slss REGISTERED q
naa ana wife and were assigned to On
adjoinins roem.
Bayiss tsisphensd 10 d. 1u'msrman
who sppsarsd ct the hotel. and the hus'
band aa1 the lewysP sAtered ne room
oooupssd ~ vAssar aaA NM zs'Amsr
man aaA found Der partly vndrssesd II
~ sosM WITH va6uaS. NeEt day a.
Ioowysy bSgah che divorce ootSou. bse IN
sowsr eo6ft found that Mn. Ammsr
nan AaA consisted no wrong and ssv'
juAgmsAs h h~ favor.
At che trial Mr.. zimmerman tsst
Asd that The MQuor givsn her ~ tn
Durns0 woman she beloved va
drusesd. ana the referee states thss ~
eject On her waa such - to lend eoSo
TO that theory.
1T appears from the whole test
nony." sAys the Presiding justice Il
his opinion. In which eli concur. INA
Bayiss Deliberately plotted the creation
Of circumstances from which legal IN
fsrsncs Of aduitsry could b. drawn
such conduct y absolutely inconsasteu
With The msmbesshAp Of the peofsssio
whioh ne respondent hes disgracst
and en- only result In ~ dfsbarmen
which 70 % ordered"
At TIE trial Of The action va0ear cor
fssssd his part In the transactaon.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-05-29
BULLFROC USESCLUB
T0OR|VE OFF SNAKE
IN BATTLE FOR LIFE
Holds Stick Crosswise in Moutf,
to Escape Being Swallowed
MOT in Winstead.

The most insslliesot bullfros In these
parts including winstsd. Conn.,. 10 over
In John Connelly's pond near Watch
osuA Staten Island. take Il from NJ.
Connolly himself.
Early to-day Mr.. Connolly wAs going
through his acid whom ne cav some.
thing moving spasmodioally down the
slope toward the pond. and went TO In.
vestisat& He saw . bulifrog that has
been familiar to the oe,iidrsn there pur-
sued BY . foot-and-a-haif snake.
Il was apparent that the snake WAS
bent on making ~ breakfast m the
fros. and that the frog knew II for Il
tho frog-was holding tsnaciously in
its mouth . stick six inches long. Il
would hop ~ far - possible with its
burden and then. ~ the snake glidsd
up to gobbls him. would right about
face and turn the stick toward TN
snake
No make yet discovered On Staten
Island can swallow . six-ineh stick
held crosSwiss. and while this partic-
uiar snake was thinking II over the
frog would turn toward the pond again
and give another hop. In this way b
gradually edged 70 the pond until h<
9o< close enough 10 Jump and faced
the eager reptile aeaih.
Then he dsltbsratsly spat out IN
seick, made Q sort q grtmaos ct thl
snake and noppsd over into the water
where the snake could not follow. NJ
Connolly decided not 10 KIM the snake
which appeared to. be Of the gartel
variety. because Of IT. srt0.
But II any one doxbts the story Mr.
Connolly can show him the stick th'
frog carried and the pond Into whicl
Il Jumped.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-05-29
dear" PET NAME
BISHOP USED FOR
MRS. GWATAMEl
(Continusd from virst PaGs.)
(continusd from Tisst Pags.)

had been alone with Bishop % the
farm. ...
Freida Rhslnsold. q chambermaid at
the Aston. corroborated Miss Gerard to
the extent that she had seen Bishop
twice At the Astor. she picked Bishop
out at once. He. sat directly In front OF
her She had seso . woman leaving
Room s22. the. oss occupied BY Bishop
but didn't think she cQulS recognise her.
'-rhe lady came out hrst and went
down the Forty-fourth street elevator"
she said. and then Mr.. Bishop came
out and went down the Forty-hfth
street elevator.
On . second occasion the girl had
sssn Bishop and the came woman and
I'D watched Bishop open the door Of
their eoom, look Abovt ~ though to
~ u the corridor IVES empty aad then
hoid the 4eor back for the woman. Who
hurried 70 the yorty-10urth street Gle.
vator. Later Bishep vent down On To
other sid& :,
Mr.. Jerome called Bertha Gerard.
sister OF Gertrude. whose testimony
wss 20 damaging to Bishop yesterday.
Lake her sister. she vas chamber
maid In the Aston last Novsmber. and
saw Btshop. whom she picked out IN
court. twice the same day. On one 90
casion Bish6p and woman left Room
No. "a, and Mss Gerard idsnstnsd
the picture Of Mrs. owathmsy -
photograph Of the woman.
when did you 80 them a6ainr'
aSksd Mr.. Jerome.
About I o'clock In the afterooon.
replied the Slsl. They came In 70
gsther. getting out Of the slSvstor N!
sntsrlns Room No. 80 together"
Gertrude Gerard, maid ct he Hets
Astof. told earlier In the day how Oh
hsd seen The broker twice In the Astol
on occasions when. she swors. No %
cupisd . room with . woman whom ~
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-05-29
NO WOMAN NEEDS
$500 IN kL|M0NY,
DECLARES COURT
(Consinusd trom yirst PaSA)


Or MOI. think II would b wen II
this matter was sent - . rsfsees for
invsstigatioa."
JUDGE ooGoN'T Dgltgvg w
~RgpsRGE OOsINGss."
Il don't believe IN this rslerss ousi.
ness IN astsrmining alimoay." Inter.
rupssd Judge Asptnall
Thsa Isaac \. oeianA. attorney for
Mr.. HlHA spoAs In opposition 10 the
proposed alimony.
I'VE ok this Court 10 AZ q reasonable
aloeny." he announced. that this DE-
PENDANT may BE- rid Of an enormous ex.
travasance. Hesd id inherit something
more than . million from his father. but
Mr.. Hsye has reduced u 70 $3oo.oeo b.
her manner Of living.
N. Hsya was not bred to thu -1ar
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-05-29

rumor that was fioatinS around In that
city. u Was what y.was tAsfe for"
y. Could no have uot drunk 6n th6t
tssin without your knowing Of ~
4. he could not even have bssn sishtiy
affected BY liquor without my knowing
Il, either on the "Trip or at Oyster Bay.
The witness testined that on the trip
to San Francisco the railroad company.
by order Of the Coionsrs representa-.
uvSs. did not put the usual stock 'of
liquors aboard the private car.
Th0mpson concluded his testimony
with an emphatic statement that
Roosevelt never uses profanity at all
and that mo man would ever dare to
use an obscene word In his presence"
This testimony was directed at the
statement In Newstt's paper that the
Colonel. ''c,irDss disgustlngly.
EXAMINER AND RAiLRoApER
vEsTiFiE0 FOR COLONEL.
Andrew Ebeis OF Ironton. Ohio. testi-
ned he was once a coal miner and later
q railroader. He met Col. Roosevelt
At q convention OF the Railroad
Brotherhood In Chattanooga. Tenn. IN
1919 and took . trip with him to the
top Of Lookout Mountain.
'sThere was . street car there" said
Abeio. 'Ths Colonel said Come on
boys. We went around with him tnd
went back TO the hotel He was In
Chattanoosa that ume about Q day. !
saw him next at Huntington. w. We. lie
made. . spcech there. Huntington u
twenty miles from Ironton. ] don't re-
member what year that was. Maybe q
year or two later than the Chattanooga
hremen's convention. Then saw Mn,
| at Ironton. Ohio. In 1912 had quit the
railroad ana gone into business. wa
on Q reception committee ana met hisr
ct Z A. II. He made . speech and I'm
mediately went to the car. I went Il
Portsmouth. q miles away with him."
ItRIEs TO ANTICIPATE THE TEs-
rIMoNV FOR DEFENCE.
9As territory covered by Absls n
this part Of his testimony 10 groun<
the Coionsrs attorneys expect the de-
Tense to cover In case OF IN attemp'
to prove the Colonel. on various 90
casionS. was drunk.
How did you get him through tn
crowdst' asked Attorney Pound.
I'VE had . strenuous time Of It," sai
Adele.
Pound said Absas's testimony vas /
be "anticipatory Of what Will come
little later on" .... .....
The Court refused 10 allow Abeis I
tell how the Colonel was helped throus
,, the crowds. The Witness said he N
: gone with Roosevelt on the same can
. paigu on the sama trip TO Wavsri!
Chiilicoths. jackson and, HAmpdsn. H
> Identified . photograph Of the Colon
ana the crowd at Jackson and declare
Roosevelt was not under the tnnusnee
!. liQuor during the trip.
: JUDGE WHO Ul9FRANcHlSGo u
. LgoAl VOTERS ooEo ON oTANs
= 4. z. Blair. Portsmouth,. Ohio. form
= Judge Of the Common Pleas Court. vi
h two yssrs ago disfranchissd sever
I. hundred voters In Adams County {
h illegal voting. testified he Arst met G.
q Roosevelt ct Irehton. Ohio. last n
. He socompanisd the Colonel to Por'
mouth On the special train on Will
n Col. Roosevelt was travelling. Al Per'
N mouth end Ironton Mr.. Blair said G
Rooasvali spoke about thirty minutes.
10 q. How soose 70 the coaoasa were ,
"a when you we're on the train With hi
Il A. INls sitting Aa'tAs hf&aksA1e -
=. Win ~. talktaG. "a ..sS. IS
y AJ1A ,Io4 oDoq8 QooooQt -
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1913-05-29
COlONEL'SFR|END
SWEARS AS TO
HIS SOBR|ET\


Aas Aans, ~ awe anAuigsA n
tAsa lmDelsRAteay.
s1e hs1s . ssg1las gsR4ssaAa's
eslias," XAllip 8eessvsas saia.
Oxford Pinchot. Chief Forester In the
Noossvsit AAmlnistrAtson. At the efter-
noon session. testified to the temperate
habits Of the plainti2. ..,. O.. '..'f'' d.
There will DO no session Of court 10
morrow. and the Colonel has been In:
vitsd 70 the Northern Psnitsnuary BY
Warden Russell to see ball game Be.
tween the inmates. He also has been
asksd 70 make Q Memorial Day talk 20
the oA soldiers. He may DO both.
POLITICAL WRITER rGLLs or
the coLoNgL's soBalSrv.
Charles Wiilis Thompson Of New York.
for nine years . Warrington correspond
sat. and since - q political writer for
New York uswspapsr. was the 6rst
witness to-day
''As Washington cerrsspondsnt" he
said, ~ ussd 70 20 70 the White House
to sse Mr.. Roosevelt. ! saw him usually
alone, sometimes In the morning and
sometimes In the afternoon. usually IN
his ofIlos, but sometimes. when. In order
| 70 lose uot.a minute In his work. he 70.
oeivsd visitors while lying In the barber
chair. never dstsctsd the odor ol
uquee ON Ills breath. never saw him n
| the slighssst dsgrss under the influences
| q uQuor. and never saw HE manner II
any way ehsnSsd from, ~ ordinar,
eaA." .tty,
q. Dsa you % % any trips With him,
Al Was With hin On his u.ooo-mil,
wing around ths circle last year. whisi
lastsA. Q nonth I a1tsrward Joined hin
ut Mercy Heap,tal Chicago. whom h
vas GAet; stayed there until he went 4
oystss Bay; vent there with him IN,
staysA there uAtl elsetioa. Two week
after 10 was shot IN Milwaukee hs wen
lroao large Waa meotiagA. AAdrI wen
With him and reported them.
NEVER SAW MIN UNDER lNPLu
GNce o. LIQUOR
q. On these trips ava rev ~ much q
hint Al sAW him oonstAAtly-a
hours OF ne DAY and night and nsvs
, | saw him take . drink OF b sfssqts
81 Aauor. whsasvS he lstt The saf
: Sollews him.
q. Dtd,, you ever ~ him taxs
: drinkf A. Only 1t dinners OF the 0ri,
/. iron Club. when ~ had . glass
champagne h fsont Of 'htu. He Vou
occaaiouAaly take . sip from Il NsAr
y an the tims he IVES too busy talking
watching the stunts performed BY d
}. ortdiFonerA He always made . spss,
= - thee occasions and they were amor
J. he best hs ever made. He always Il
= The dinners when they were sbeut h
2 ever 70 20 hack 10 the White Hou
y 70 his work.
y The witness was asked whether the
= haA been any discussion In Wasainst
y q his Drinking hahits.
y 1'nsver heasl u disaasssd during I
ssvsa ysArs thAs 10 Was tAsrA" %
~ Vitnass. ''lf Il wAs 1iseuessd
d naast have besa eutsI1s q WaahinStl
lellQ1 = - ~ AeslHeH n t.aV eFs
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-25
Don't Let 3aby Suffer with
Eczema and Skin
EruL tions

Babies need a perfect skin-c ~
ering. Skin eruptions cause
them not only intense suffering,
but hinder their growth. DR..
Hobson's Eczema Ointment can
be relied on for relief and per-
manent cure of suffering babies
whose skin eruptions have made
their life miserable. "Our baby
was afflicted with breaking out
of the skin all over the face and
scalp. Doctors and skin spec
ialists failed to help. We tried
DR.. Hobson's Eczema Ointment
and were overjoyed to see baby
completely cured before one box
was used," writes Mrs. Strub-
Ter, Dubuque, Iowa. All drug
gists, or by mail, SOC.
Pfeiffer Chemical Company,
St. Louis, Mo. Philadelphia. Pa.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-25
No. r..
Palestine,

The Palestine school began this
Monday with four rooms. The
pupils from the two districts an
neyed are to be brought in by
school wagons or vans.
Joseph Ross lost his house.
southwest of town, Sunday fore
loon, by fire. A part of their
goods was saved.
Mrs. Malinda Wilcox enter.
tained P, j. Saylor and wife, T.
]. Wilson and wife and Henry
Judy and family Sunday.
Mrs. Pearl Owens of Green
vile called on Mrs. Wilson Fri
DAY evening.
Mrs. BesS Leas and daughter
of Greenville visited MIS-. Anna
Woods Thursday.
Now, do not forget, the Uni
versalist and Disciple Sunday
schools will have a joint school
At the Disciple church, October
Sept. 20 JONES.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-25
Chairman Daugherty's
Views.

Just following the recent Re-
publican victory in Maine, the
Cleveland Leader had an inter
view with Mr.. Daugherty, chair
man of the Ohio Republican
State Executive committee. Aft
er remarking that the rank and
file of the Progressives and the
Republicans are in accord against
the Democracy, he said that the
change Of sentiment as evidenc-
ed by the Maine election was
more rapid than he had expected
would be the case.
This shows" he said, "how
RAPIDLY the Republicans and Pro-
eressives are getting together,
except those Progressives Gov
ernor Cox has appointed to office
in the hope that he can again.
next year. be the beneficiary of
a split among those who are OPP
posed to Democratic principles" "
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-25

Earl FrYman :. = %.
Compensation and Damages.
w II. Craig, Craig bridgs e.
Ben Gibbony, Gibbony bridge -,
Fred Banks, Beaver and Hecht
+, sheIl6ouse, Tfe Beaver and Hecht
G. r McGriff. scharr bridge
p, B. strait, MCGEE bridge 49,.
G. A. Puterbaugh, Sec. 10, Butler
W t9wTsnlp RTh ndt Reams:v;ilie bridge
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1913-09-25
VOL. 92-EstabIishedl9 GREET
COMMISSIONERS
ANNUAL REPORT
To the Court of Common Pleas,
Darke County, Ohio,

The following is an itemized state
ment of our financial transactions for
the year ending August 81, 1918, as
required by Section 25O7 G. c.:
Name Amount
ADVERTISING-Gen
Publishing CornrnISSiOnerQ' Annual Re-
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-26
P. M. COMING TOMORROW.
Regular Service of New Steamship Line
to Milwaukee and Chicago to Start.

The Pere Marquette line Of steamers
will establish its service between Ke-
nosha and Chicago and Milwaukee on
Wednesday the first boats Of the COM
pany landing at the local docks here
with the early morning The steamer
No. viii be on the run between Mil
Waukee and Kenosha and the No. 7 on
the run between Chicago and Kenosna
through to Milwaukee. The boats for
Chicago will leave Kenosha at clock
in the morning and for Milwaukee at
noon or soon after that hour. The
northbound run will 60 through Milwau-
kee to Port Washington and return but
the boat to the south will run directly
fro" Kenosha to Chicago picking up
and leaving freight at Waukegan on
the northbound trip. Announcements
of the full schedules of the company
for both freight and passengers will be
announced in a few days. The new
warehouse Of the company at the Sim
mons dock is completed and ready for
occupancy.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-26

have to be settled in the courts. Attor-
ney Slater held that with a stay of
Judgment granted by Judge Belden the
city would have no right to stop the
coming of the big cars into the city.
The council approved the action IF
the board of health in reelecting DR..
J. j. McShane, Commissioners of public
health at a salary of $1,000 a year, by
an unanimous vote.
The contract for the paving of Sa7
lem avenue was awarded to the Christ
Petersen Construction Company and
Christ johnson was awarded the con
tract for the building of the sewer on
Lyman avenue between Elizabeth and
Park street. The petition of the prop
erty owners on Division street asking
for the improvement Of the street with
a brick pavement was found to contain
an insufficient number of signers and
it was sent back to the property own
ers with the suggestion that they make
an effort to secure more signers.
There was considerable routine bust
ness to come before the meeting and
five rounds of the main bout had been
reeled off before the aldermen reached
the coliseum
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-26
Edward Nelson is Seriously
cut in Stabbing ARRAY Sun
day near Anderson Park
NO CLUE TO HIS AssAILANT

Edward Nelson, residing at the corn
er of Pearl and Ashland avenue, was
stabbed and seriously injured in a free
for all fight at the entrance of Ander-
son Park at midnight Sunday night.
AS yet the police have not been able
to get any clue to the identity of the
man who stabbed him. Nelson is in
the Kenosha hospital and has a great
slash on the side Of his face just I'M
der the left eye and smaller one on
the other side Of the face. DR.. George
E. Thompson, who is attending him, no
titled the police that his injuries were
not sufficiently serious to warrant a be-
lief that they might prove fatal. The
| physician declared that Nelson woultl
probably Be able to appear in cohrt
on Tuesday if his presence was der
manded by the arrest Of the men who
stabbed him. nee
The stabbing had mysterious ele.
ment as Nelson declares that he had
Enever seen the man who welded the
knife and that it was doubtful if he
could identify him if he was arrested.
The police reached the park Within
+! ten minutes after the stabbing had
taken place and Nelson wass taken to
the hospital in the police ambulance.
| By the time the police arrived quiet
reigned supreme and the man who did
the stabbing and his friends. had dis
appeared.
Nelson himself declared that the
whole thing had taken place in such a
short time that he had not been able
to get a good look at the man who
stabbed him. A half dozen police Of
fcers made search of the crowd but
no one was found to give a clue to
the identity of the man aor any one
in the party. The police are. hopeful
that they will get some line on the
guilty party today.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-26
Milwaukee BLACK Hand
Murderer Makes Full Con-
fession to the Officials.
MILWAUKEE POLICE FOOLED

Kenosha Italians, who have been
mentioned on many occasions as hav-
ing been connected with the "black
hand = organization working in Mil
wauke and other cities, were given a
clean bill on Monday night when John
Severino, Milwaukee italian, held
in connection with the murder of Mrs.
Ronzios and her son in Milwaukee
nearly a year ago, made complete
confession to the district attorney of
Milwaukee county and later was sent
enced to twenty-five years in the state
prison at Waupun. In his confession
the Milwaukee Italian named six men
who were alleged to have been CON
nected with the crime ring among the
Italians in Milwaukee, but he declared
that he had never been in Kenosha
and that so far as he knew none of
the Kenosha Italians had ever been
connected in any way with crimes in
Milwaukee which had been charged
to the ring. After the murder of the
Ronzios family it was declared that
Severino and other members of the
gang responsible for the murder had
sought refuge in the Italian colony in
Kenosha and for three days detectives
from the Milwaukee department were
at work in Kenosha seeking to secure
the arrest of the men. On one occa-
sion the Milwaukee detectives engag-
ed in a pistol duel on the streets of
Kenosha with two Italians whom they
declared had been connected with the
Milwaukee crime ring. Severino was
later arrested in Chicago and taken
to Milwaukee for trial and his con-
fession came after jury had been
secured to try the case. The italian
claimed that he had only been tool
IN The alleged murder and he gave the
names of five other men connected
with the crime and these men are now
being sought by the Milwaukee detee-
tives. Chief .Q'Hare declared today
that he would go to Milwaukee and
seek information in regard to the con-
fession of Severino, believing possible
that he will be able to get some facts
which will aid in the solution of sew
eral crimes charged to Italians in Ke-
nosha. The police here held at the
time of the murder that the Milwau-
1ee detectives were in error in seek
ing to connect any Of the Kenosha
Italians with the crime but the Mil
waukee men were insistent and kept
up the search here for days.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-26
HELD AS CHICKEN THIEF.

Nick Fiorentino Charged With Stealing
Chickens Of Sam Conforti Gets Delay.
Nicholas Fiorentina, an Italian re-
siding on the west side of the city,
was arraigned before Judge Randall in
the municipal court on Monday after
noon charged with burglary in the
night time. He was charged with
having stolen fifteen chickens from the
coop Of Sam Conforti The chickens
were found at the Fiorentino home,
two of them being in the frying pan
at the time the search was made. The
Italian declared that he had purchas-
ed the chickens of German peddler,
but he could not give the name or adj
dress Of the German Judge Randall
continued the hearing until July End
and advised Fiorentino to find the man
from whom he had bought the chickens
in the meantime. Fiorentino returned
to jail in default Of bail which the
court fixed at $500.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-06-26
Food Supply and Population.

To make it possible for the people
of the United States TO raise, clothe
and feed future generations, we must
change our system Of agriculture. We
cannot depend upon Uncle Sam for
any more land, and the only method
by which we can keep the United
States on the map is to make two
blades of grass grow where only one
grew before
During the last decade the popula-
ton of the United States increased %
per cent During the same period the
production of beef in the United
States fell off % per cent.
A few years ago it cost the labor
ing man $52.05 for his yearly supply of
meat-today the same number of
pounds of meat cost $85.05, an in
crease of $4,000.
In view of this what shall we do?
A careful analysis shows that we
need more fertile fields, or rather
fields with greater fertility.
We need larger and better herds.
We need better roads.
We need larger bank accounts.
We need better homes.
We need better citizenship.
How can all this be done?
Perhaps no one thing will do more
to secure these things than growing
alfalfa.
If that is true, why haven't we been
growing alfalfa?
Because we thought it was impos-
sible.