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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-10-12
Tennis and Golf Matches,
in Which Americans Win,
Engross Berlin Society
Mrs NJ Thaokara Distributes Prizes in Latter Event and
Holds Her Last Reception i'll German Capital Before
Leaving with HUI sband for Paris.


| the best known German champions. Tho
chief struggle for supremacy lay between
Herr f. w Rahc and Herr o. Froetz-
helm. 1t was tho former who won the
open singles club championship and tho
championship Of Berlin. An Australian
team. composed Of Mr.. 3. II. Reid, Mr..
&c. w. Hicks and Mr.. a. w. Jocs, also
participated in tho tournament
The prizes were distributed by Princess
Frederick Leopold of Prussia, attended
by Countess Bredow. Prince Karl Fried
rich, an ardent tennis enthusiast was
present. rs also Count and Countess Won
Avcrsleben. Earl and Lady Granville,
Commander and Mrs. Ghcrardi, Mr..
Willing Spencer and Mr.. and Mrs. 4. Il.
Ruidock.
BARON Won KLEYDORFF LEAVES.
Baron and Baroness Won kleydorff the
latter being formerly Miss Paula Busch,
of Chicago, gave n large supper party
after recital. in which Baron Won Klcy-
dorff made his farewell appearance previ-
Gus TO leaving for America to enter upon
concert tour.
lie is no stranger 10 tne ameIiCaH
musical world, as under his stage name
of Egenieff he sang throughout the coun-
try several seasons ago in Mr.. Savages
English production of "Parsifal." He
will be accompanied on his tour by DR.
Jcnoe Kerntler. the Hungarian composer
and n pians of distinction.
\ marriage in the German aristocracy
of interest to Americans is that of Frau.
lein Annette Won Munchhauscn to Baron
Hans Won Vignau, chamberlain to the
Duke of Sake Coburg and Gotha. The
bride 10 he is the third daughter of Baron
Won Munchhauscn, and her mother was
Miss Hawk, Of Milwaukee. who has
large property interests in New York
Mrs. a. NJ. Thackara was receiving OF
Thursday for the last time previous tc
leaving for Paris. The American Am
hassador and several members of the
staff were present, ms we'll as many per
sons well known in American and Ger
man society.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-10-12
THINGS is ROMANCE
OF A LIVERY STABLE
Famous London Bus Line Began
with One Gray Horse and
a Trap.
Especial Dispatch.)
LONDON, Oct. II

LONDON, Oct IL
|TILLINGS. Limited. who were re-
sponsible for the motor bus strike.
are a firm whose history Is one of
the romances OF South London.
Some sixty years ago. when Peckham
was a rural village. the late Thomas
ITilllng started as livery stablcman
with ono gray horse and a trap. This
small venture was the foundation of
the biggest livery business in the world
Mr.. Filling later commenced an omni-
bus service from the corner OF Rye lane
to Gracechurch street. in the City. the
original fare for which was half a dollar
return, and the dark green buses were
very popular for many years.
One interesting feature was the Eek
press" bus, which. drawn by four horses.
used to call round at the private houses
OF It's regular patrons each morning be-
fore starting for the City.
The next venture was the Times"
bus. Of light green color, which piled
between Rye lane and oxford Circus.
four horsed bus, the conductor OF which
use to blow a post horn.
Other bus services followed in quick
succession from and to the various sub
urbs, while large carriage business
was also being developed.
For many years the Filings have sup
piled tho horses for the Lord Mayors
Show, the Metropolitan Fire Brigade,
the Army, and at the present time for
the Terrltorials.
Three years ago they had $500 horses
In their stables. Notwithstanding the
advent Of the automobile. they still have
5000 and these include 700 grays, said to
be the finest collection OF its kind In the
world.
The present heads Of the business are
Messrs. Richard and Harry Tilling, sons
OF the founder. The former was quick
to see the possibilities OF the automo-
bile and can claim the distinction OF
having run the first public motor bus
on the oxford Circus route.
The firm now own more than two hun
drcd motor BUSES and have one of the
largest fleets OF automobiles in London.
They are also contractors to the Post
Office for automobile mail vans. Il
Mr.. Richard Tilling, however, still
favors the horse and may be seen most
evenings driving his pair-horse phaeton
up Rye lano on his way home from
business.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-10-12
Opening of the Dorien Galleries il
London Brings Artist and
Patrons Together.
Especial Dispatch.)

LONDON. Oct IL.
THE opening OF the Dorien Galleries
at South Kensngton inauguratcs an
experiment In the world OF art which
!s arousing widespread interest. The
Dorien Galleries. which owe their incep-
ton 10 Mir. Adrian Gordon. Mr. Ernest
the first serious attempt in England to
bring the artist and the people into touch
Mr. Adrian Gordon, who briefly outlined
to your correspond ent the objects aimed
at in the opening of the galleries. re-
marked that there was no feasible reason
to prevent beautiful things from being
brought into any home in England at the
present time-save the obstacle of the
middiemen.
Unfortunately art has been cornered
by the purely commercial person In Eng
land. Anything which possesses intrinsic
artistic value to-day, from a picture to
a couch or candlestick. is Immediately
seized by tho intermediate shopkeeper,
with the result that the buying public
Is obliged to pay at least fifty per cent
over the price which would be charged
THE object OF tho Dorien Galleries is
largely TO abolish this artificial scale OF
prices.
If the people deal through the Dorlen
Galleries they will be able to furnish the
household with at least a dozen objects
for sum Of money which, II expended
through the medium of the ordinary shop
Ina, oyty
a miniature"
A large number OF most eminent artists
o fthe day have arranged with Mr. Gordon
to place their works on sale at the Dorien
Galleries. with the object OF convincing
the people of England that they can OBJ
tain the best in modern art at an expendi-
ture below the sum which the ordinary
shopkeeper would describe as cost price
The whole scheme has been designed on
the broadcast sphere. The public will be
able to obtain anything from an antique
bedstead to a Christmas card. Should the
venture be a success. it is considered that
! it will entirely revolutionize art furniture
and decorations in England, besides bring
| ing some Of the finest pictures by modern
artists within the reach Of very many who
have up to the present been unable to
possess objects on which they have set
their hearts. owing to the prohibitive
prices set up by the middleman.
| Preparations are on foot for an exhi-
bition of Blakc's drawings, TO be opened
at the Tate Galleries next month. The dis
play will be opened on October Is, and
will replace that of the pre-Raphaellte
pictures at present on loan in the gallery
| Judging from the response already re-
ceved from collectors OF Blake relics, II
lis likely that the exhibit will be the most
Representative ever held. and all interested
in Blake will have unique opportunity
OF seeing the greater part of his extant
works.
| Besides oil and water color paintings and
Itcmpera prints, there will be number OF
books which Blake himself printed and
bound. Nearly all the Blake relics are
still in England. very few having yet
found their way to America. Consequently
those who are collecting the exhibits have
not far to seek.
| Among those who are lending number
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-10-12
in Its Ceremonial, VIII Be
Their Round of
All Arrangements Have Been Made the Event Which,
Smple-Popular Hostesses Have Now Ended Their
Entertaining in Scotland

where they are regular sojourncrs during
the season and where they are notabilities
in their own set Mt Cannes and Monte
Carlo. Mr.. and Mrs. Magcc have enter
tanned in Scotland before now, and this
season they were fortunate in obtaining
Uric House again from Sir Alexander
Baird, as in those days there was muci
competition for suitable Scotch proper
ties among the American hosts.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-10-12
He Got His.

Washington IIerald:-"MIiss Gladys. can
YOU COOKE" inquired the prospective sutton,
cautiously.
81 can" she answered sweetly, but the
young man am engaged to assures me
that won't have to-"
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1913-10-24

The J. M. Alexander Drug Co. last
week filled an order foE their reliable
remedies to Sarasota, Fla. This shows
that persistent advertising is the thing
to extend the selling zone of any pro-
duct.
Mrs. j. T. Downer, of Acona, came
down Monday with some fine chickens
and some fancy needle work for e.shi-
bition at the county fair.
S. ID. Bailey was down from Acona
Tuesday on business errand.
just received q car load OF elec-
trIc fencing. You know it's the
best. See US about prices. Cross
Hardware Co.
A. r. Harvey looked after insurance
matters at PicKens Monday
All are pleased to learn that l.. w.
Fonville lis himself again after a
struggle with paralytic and rheumatic
troubles.
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1913-10-24

An Advertiser representative had
the pleasure of looking through How
ard Il Beall . emporium at Durant on
recent date This enterprising firm
is very well equipped to handle the
large and ever increasing volume of
business which they have built up by
their progressive and fair methods.
One building is devoted exclusively to
groceries, of which they have large
and complete stock; aMiher 10 used
exclusively for dry goots while anoth-
er contains very extensive stock OF
general merchandise, nolINns. In the
upstairs department of one of the
buildings is their elegantly tilted milli.
merry parlors and fine display of furni-
ture is shown They also have large
warehouse for storage of goods. In
fact they'have one of the largest, best
equipped stores of any firms in Miss
issippi.
Eat at STEMS.
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1913-10-24

Through the efforts of that hustllng
publicist, W. E. Burke, late OF sas-
katchewan, Canada, very attractive
program in pamphlet form was pre-
pared and printed in the Advertiser
Office for the County Fair. AS usual,
our enterprising merchants materially
aided the enterprise by liberal adver-
tising patronage
The trustees of The Holmes County
Agricultural High School at Goodman
held a meeting at the county superln,
tendent's s office Monday ard transacted
routine business.
Stock and Poultry Powders at
half price for the next thirty days
at Cross Hardware Cos.
W. T. Hopson. of Eulogy, had busl'
ness here Monday.
Prof. G. Fl. Love, uf the Agricultural
High School at Goodman, was here on
a professional errand Monday.
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1913-10-24
Home Brevitiies

EDr. ]. W. Jordan looked after his
landed interests at Cruger Monday.
C. L. KERN was over from Keirn's
Switch Sunday.
H. M. Hamlin, of Tallahatchie coun-
ty, spent Sunday with friends at Eben-
ezer.
|. Hyman left Saturday for New Or
leans for specialist treatment for ear
trouble. He was accompanied by Nor
ris Lewis.
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1913-10-24

Elder c. H. Mason. the colored
Sanctified preacher, on Sunday sue
ceeded in raising $50l 05 on church in
debtedness. This speaks well for the
devotedness of his flock At the Asia
Baptist church (colored) Rev. ]. A.
Marshall, pastor. $780, 45 were raised
on same day for similar purpose.
]. E. Title mingled with his many
friends here Monday. He is at present
engaged in the railroad service, with
headquarters at Warrenton, Louisiana.
j. Preston Rogers has accepted the
position of night foreman at the oil
mill at this place.
r. F. Smith visited Durant social
circles Sunday.
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1913-10-24

To Cure a Cold i'm One Day
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine. 1t stops the
Cough and Headache and works off the Cold.
Druggists refund money if it fails to cure.
z w GROVES signature on each box. 2oc.
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1913-10-24

w. T.. Pierce. the capable manager
of the enterprising Simpson Mercantile
Co., of Tchula, attended to business in
Lexington Tuesday. He called at the
Advertiser office and left nice order
for stationery, which was duly appre-
ciated.
The TolarviIle High School building
caught on fire Monday and was con-
siderably damaged, necessitating
stoppage of the school for few days
until the needed repairs could be
effected.
]. L. Davis and Frank Davis, of Du-
rant, were visitors to the city Saturday.
G. B. Auburtin and G. B., Jr., are
up from New Orleans on visit.
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1913-10-24

For Weakness and Loss of Appetite
The Old Standard general strengthening tonic,
GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC, drives out
Malaria and builds up the system. A true tonic
and sure Appetizer. For adults and children. Doc.
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1913-10-24
To Prevent Blood Poisoning

apply at once the wonderful old reliable DR.
PORTER's ANTIsEPTIc HEALING OIL. sur.
gicai dressing that relieves pain aud heals at
the same time Not a liniment. 2Sc Soc. N00,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-07-12
Observation-Disclosures.
Gintinnatt. Il. Suli.

Soiepb =. g,rnens an ybiIOmsnn
9urbid, sineu ungstbeilien 2lntbeil an
25 bel 100 SUB an Der Sitiette Der
Wtiu Strabs. 81.
Uaarsaret graop u. 4nb.>dn Warp
5. 9raon, 70 bsi 100 sSub an oet
9toroieite Der Gourt Gtrnbs. 1856 5ub
tpeitli9 ben Der Central aDenus. 81.
GbDago Ralpion II. Mno. an Z. 9i.
=. 9ilg. Elm Stiif aonb In Settion
26 bon Willersst 5otpnfbip. 81.
Soiepb Rapion an J. N. g. 6iib.
70 bel 136 SUP an Der Siiofsite Der
Sprins Orope 2tptnus; ftrner 100 Bel
100 GuB on Der ylprbisits Der 9opns
ibip Strubs. 80 1yub ipeitIicb BON Der
glprtIs Strabe; ferner 80 Bel 135 sfub
an Der Siibfsits Der Gpring Grops
4penus. 81.
Jlord y. 5iilsrton an 2oniIs JlsHa,
Got Z unb 5heiI pon Got 8 In 81. z.
5orton's untera6tbeilung. 81.
Stepben 0. Cones an Mlicia a.
Worib. Sbeil BON Cots s, 8 unD Z In
8. e. eberfoIt's eriter llnterobtbtis
lung in Wdbiionpiilt. 81.
4ifreb 2. Marfb an Gtspben 90.
Cones, 9beil BON Got / In 6. q.
Gberiols's sfpeiter llntnabtbeiIung IN
WlGoifonpille. 81.
Games R. atrtpotrid an Qissie
Widner. Got 3 in u. &. gonDpsr's I'M
tsrnbtbeiIuHg in WenbifcnDilIe. 81.
SOispb 6nmmit. aS aam<a q.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-07-12

Scfeph grtel an MifIidm 20. Gib.
ion, Sbeil BON Cots 90 uHb 36 IN Der
Spdnbpe Sbnoitot llnterabthsiiuHs,
$1.OO.
5ronees 8. glatpion Il. U. an gbs
iplrb anb sScfspa Raipicn. Gin unae-
tbsiltes Drittel BON 80 bei 100 Cub an
hsr Sltfeite Der Snramore Strabe;
Ferner so Sub an Der Sfifrite Der
Gbsapiioe Gtrnbs; 81.
Wtdrn 6. RinnroIon an 1aHiel
Gonipap. 3bsil Der Cots 254 unp go
in 6pbe gnrt gBROitat lIntsrabtteis
lung; 81.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-07-12
Radl Hon

fiihrer oieIe @ege, sur 8eiun0bett
nber MIR Der eine beS in jeoem Safe
rcdJten Mtttels. 9ei oen Raaen. unO
Standardization lit bieies red,te Sell.
mittel, oas nie periagt. cine ipe3iea
81 oieiem 3pef aus ben better
Gflan5enitoffcn bergeiteQte ar3nei in
Naenform, ipeitbin in oller 9elt als
ct. Bernard Grauterpillen 6efonnt
Fir 25 Gents in alien apotbefen All
anben. gei appctitloiigfeit, ihlcfJtem
@eifn1ad, 8elbiud)t, @eritopfuna
uno ionItigen Magen. uno 2eb.rIei.
Den belfen in jebem Sale oieie I'M
iibertrefTlihen Bilen. grobirt tie
uno ieio iiber5eugt. gS.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-07-12
81 athsberbIafbe.

grOfefor (in Der gOrlefung ilber
WDtbologie): .Weins Gltrrel. iDenn
Sic nidbt anFmertidm iiuo, perbtn
5bnen bic grisdii6en gOtter espis
fpdnifde D0rfsr bIeibsn!1
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-07-12

0uii: ~Jiur nod cine portion
@dniebroten baden Gie2 Dos tit mir
3u iuenig."
Nirfh: Damn tOnnen mir ia srDsi
burdus mahen!"
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Der 3amm f4DiIt m0nakms Ssr
car isintH xas. !,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1913-07-12
Graaseisentbnms 1sputbefen

gintinnati. IL. Snli.

4
| Wlortin gierman an 1rani Ban
Saun. $1875.
| Gmmo GipdIe an eagle 2. nro 8.
l@. 5000.
/ 5drrp 20. Gprbss an OisisIbs.
5000.
Qtlbsrt :. gpOhr on 5unbamsnioI
g. unn y. So. $1,000.
/ Sobn y. 6ntitridioe an Bomb 5ilI
3. U. 60. S1250.
| SOhn ]. aubIsr an gIeuTont RiOg,
.. unb &. 60. $1,000.
QDdIIdee .. Gonnor an eisislbs.
$3.50.
gIitia q. marIb on Cottage .. &c
g. 60. $500.
| 9isitlbs an Samusl g. adiptr.
| 500.
Somss g. aarib an Tliami 2. unO
e. 60. $1,000.
Samss 6. aarfb an Scieph 6dms
mitt. 5000.
0eOrae Jsiler an Samuel .. Goos
| per. $3.50.
auguft u. 5uttenborff an Soutbiihe
9. uno y. 60. $500.
5arrp aruits an Sobn Wsnsr.
$3.50.
4Iict 9. Smitb Oh peopIts 3. unO
8. u. 60. $1,000.
Goiporb gurrotps an Qponnole II.
Q. 9. unb q. go. $1,000.
ebarIes O. Doung an GOneysb 3.
u. 60. $3.50.
CHARTS q. gOuug an Sba aars.n.
$500.
Sofspb 90. gisftina an pric, Sin
Gltctric Q. uno 6. u. $3.50.
antbonp Rosbuf6 on 6afptbcrne 2.
lnb 6. u. $1,000.
alics R. mcRinon an enterpriis
Y. u. 60. $500.
aneuft q. gnrmerEiu an Charles
u. !. Wulter. $1,000.
eoparb Rod an g. 3. Coleman.
S1400.
Wiaroaret r. Re6pIb on Wlt. Wafhs
instOn g. 9. unb .. 60. $1,000.
5amueI 9. gpbn an eagle 9. unb
g. u. $2750.
SOhr 80. gtif an Softpb Z. qbits
lips. $1,000.
fNnrp 8. 6orris an Wsfiern 8
Soutbsrn aifs SnI. 60. $500.
Biliam r. @resR an Gan Wldrto
9. unb 8. q. 5000.
qutie g. fSibpotrid an qlriee Sia
GaoIe g. unb 9. 60. $500.
0enrp y. RsitOu an R. Rusida.
$500.
R. W. St,irbiibsr on aibsral 9.
uno 3. 60. S175O.
stcbn O. 5nter an TricesSin 9. un5
6. 60. $500.
GefiIgte 5ppot.befen.
Riharb O. gsbrens an Qeas 2cs
ren5s. $500.
emma 3. etpoIb an gogIe 9. uno
6. so. 5000.
aIfreO :. mar6 an Cottage 9. uno
6. 60. S2750.
Jront s. 5Oltmeisr,dn R. 6. GIl;s
td. 1920.
Gsosss q. mOOrs an srsb. gilbsy.
$1700.
9ribsst m. 9oOos an 2ipinaiton
Ctr. 6. unb 3. 60. $500.
grioest R. DObos an biefelss.
$3.50.
Qonnie g. 9opbsdn Gcuthern Sfio
g. mn6 =. so. Sb000.
Sofspb Dammit an Wiami e. umO
&. 60. $500.
Scbn Y. aatterFdins an grnb Sin
y ~. Go. $500
aimn Dilliams on dragon 9. uno
8. Go. Gc. 2. $I600.
GborIts g. 1frbI on gpanftDn
9ont. $3.50.
5arrn M. gorbss an Gaal, 9. uHS
8. u. 5000.
GIice 8. Srfitb an Gcuibsrn Dbio
8. unb Z. Go. $500.
Suiin q. 2arrup an Wldbiion q.
u. yln. 2. 5000.
aahl 5oipes an Ghriftine alint.
500.
yuria puIs on Kathleen Z. Riffs.
$1750.
Alies so. WatWainan an Goutsrn
Ohio SaDinos ganf 60. $500.
6oHlsr 5tfher an Tlfnmi Iomnf6ip
y. unb 9. go. $500.
ausuit O. gammerIin an 7. Dl.
TonIpr. $3.50.
Sron Hetnan ar Gan wlurrD
.. lnb 6. 60. $1400.
Goipnro acd an 8. 8. Coleman.
$500.
5enTn 8. 6urris an G0n wscreO
y. iirb 6. Go. $500.
Carl R. 9tfptltr an Sacob sysrris. |
$3.50.
aOfem. Burr an Tspsrs D. Cooper.
1928. 1
sohn u. G6olt an SObn uasp.r.
$2456.79.
GtOrgs Gauttsr an Cosmopolitan
q. iinb 2. Go. $7O0.
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II. aupiteI.

5rnu 8eder SGbIte an bieism
Sumftdsobenb bem aebrnldb6en ben
lesten aorb fertiger Wdfde al unb
mabnte lie, bic 4blieferuns RAID au
bsierasn. -xD<un.4 nGaSss jis f4 an
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DummtDpfe pflegen ettpos Rome
aitsiss sa hdbsH.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-11-14
10 CENT "CASCARETS"
is YOUR LAXATIVE
Best Liver and Bowel Cleanser and
Stomach Regulator Known.

Get a ten-cent box now
Put aside-just once the salts, pills
castor oil or purgative waters which
merely force passageway through
the bowels, but do not thoroughly
cleanse, freshen and purify these
drainage organs, and have no effect
whatever upon the liver and stomach.
Keep your "insides" pure and fresh
with Cascarets, which thoroughly
cleanse the stomach, remove the -un-
digested sOurs food and foul gases,
take the excess bile from the liver,
and carry out of the system all the
constipated waste mater and poisons
inshe bowels. ---....
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by, morning Theys work
while you Sleep-never grippe, or sick
en-, apd cost only ten cents abOx from
your druggist! Millions of men and
women take a Cascaret now and then
and NEVER have. Headache Billions
ness,s Coated >" Tongue, sc Indigestion,
Sour Stomach or Constipated Bowels.
Cascarets belong in every household.
Children just love to take them.
(adv)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-11-14

tClucluudCl EuQutfeT.te
The reason man wants to kiss a
pretty girl is because he knows he
can't.
A girl may wear her heart on her
sleeve. But you will often see man
who wears his stomach on his face
When in doubt it is always safe to
say that the baby looks like his faith
er. et
AS soon as a man gets a bad cold
he imagines everybody in the United
States wants to know how he caught
it, 4.
A scientist says men in love give
off deep violet rays. And after they
are married and are cused they begin
to give off deep boOze>rays.
Most people buy piano because
there. ought to be one in the front
room.
What has become of the old-fash-
lone cat that used to take the baby's
breath? ~ oe,,r, sks<r,a ~ "a,
1t makes an Ohio man mad to think
that if he had voted against licenses
for saloons he would have been able
to- get all he wanted to drink On Sun
day. - - = = -.
1t doesn't matter how old or how
ugly she is, you can always make a
hit by telling her she has >devi1ish
eyes. ~
And if we let the women vote, how
long will it be before they won't let
us vote?
A man likes a girl who is hard to
win and easy to lose
There is and yet there isn't any diff
ference between a social favorite and
a loafer.
Monty looks mighty big to woman
who has to rely on what she can beg
from her husband.
When it comes to Grammar ninety
men in every hundred never graduate
from the bush league.
A moderate drinker usually gets
over it in the wrong way.
And you may have noticed that it
is darn sight easier to lose money
than it is to find it.
Many well-meaning little calf is
destined to wind up on the menu card
under the>head of Chicken salad"
The trouble with Eve was she had
no next door neighbor whose wash
she could criticize when it hung on
the line and nobody ever moved into
the Garden of Eden and gave her a
chance to rubber at the furniture.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1913-11-14
CONVICTED OF NoN-sUPPoRT,
Husband Is Hired BY Wife Whe
Puts Him To Work.

Convicted under the Wisconsin la
Dor commitment law for non-support
Edward Arnson, tailor, of Jonesville
Wis, is in a peculiar condition. His
wife made him complainant and pros
ecuted the case and when he was
convicted and turned over to the
Sheriff to find employment for the
next II months she hired him and an.
nounced she would open a tailor
shop.
Under the State law she must pay
the Sheriff his salary, and in return
will receive the money back, minus
his living expenses.
In the meantime Arnson must live
a life of sobriety, for and one selling
him liquor will be prosecuted, and
should he evade the law he will be
recaptured and sentenced to the State
prison. Meanwhile he lives at home