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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

county seat was removed to Colorado
Springs, and before the tracks of the
Colorado Midland railway went
through 1t in the last SOS giving it
new lease of life. the population had
dwindled to 150
By the act of August IA, 1852, Col
den City, in Jefferson county. was des'
ignated as the capital. It's career as
such was also inglorious. The Thiro
assembly convened there February l.
1864, but adjourned to Denver in thres
days.
In 1857 Denver's turn came again
and land all over the Queen City OF
the Plains" was donated by pubic
spirited citizens to raise funds ios
more pretentious quarters. In tna'
year a lot of land presented by MI
H. G. Brown was chosen as SITE Du'
the matter, hampered by red tape
dragged along until 1879, and COLORADO
had been three years state. Then MI
Brown, disguised at the delay az
tempted to revoke his deed OF gli'.
The matter was carried to the Uniteo
States Supreme court, where in 1899
1t was decided in favor of the state
Meanwhile. in 1880, Denver nau
been chosen as the permanent seat Q.
government It's present magnihcenN
capitol building, on Capitol Hill, stancs
partly as a monument to Mr.. Brown
repented generosity and partly a IL
minder of legislative Vicissituues
equaled. probably. by no other s'@'0
in the Union.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11
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ZzzEfSGZTz7YG SERTZcE

young Nicholas, who had
often relied upon his
judgment and advice. But
no man, however young,
could have gone through
the experiences which had
been the princes lot dur
ing the few years of his
reign without learning
much thereby.
Nicholas realized that
it was as certain as such
things could be that SOON
er or later he would have
another war with Turkey
on his hands. He set out
to prepare for it almost
before hostilities had been
concluded. He secured
large quantities of mod
ern rides and artillery
an arm in which the
MoutenaprinR had been
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11
ROUND BUILDING IS OPPOSED
New York Judges Declare the r'S"'
for Freak Courthouse Too
Radical.

New York.-It is doubtful II New
York is to have great round cou.,
house after all BY unanimous VIZ
the justices OF the supreme cour' -
this district have disapproved OF u
plan submitted By Guy Lowell' ~
architect selected by the courtnoG a,s
board. declaring that round pun
ing of the immense size proPos,
would be an experiment too raol'D
for the city to make.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Possibly. their answering faith in
a future reward accounts for the fact
that, according to statistics, the av.
erage salary of ministers OF the gospel
is $500 year
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Noblemen in Paris when sent to
prison for forgery declared that they
considered swindling to be sport Alb
surdl How much more civilized to
mob an umpirel
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

That society woman who advises
the girls to wear trousers as relief
from tight skirts has no suspicion
that some of them would wear tight
trousers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

The designer OF the Lincoln penny
has just been married, but a worse
fate should be devised for the design
er of the buffalo nickel.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

China is to establish an aviation
school The new republic is deter
mined TO have all the latest trim
mings Of up-to-date civilization.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

That Chicago woman who asks per
mission to wear trousers might have
less trouble getting It If she would
promise not &c be photographed 10
them frst thing.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Scientists say the world is not re-
volving as fast as it used to do. but the
man who has note coming due in the
bank doesn't believe it.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Not only did young French avia-
tor fly 9S3 miles from Paris to War
saw in thirteen hours. but he lives
to tell the tale
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

The number Of times the viii can
be broken by dissatisfied relatives is
In direct proportion to the amount OF
the estate.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

The bishop who advised class
of young ministers not to be In any
hurry to get married doubtless knew
the sewing circle would attend to
that
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Judging by the feats of the Phila-
delphia baseball players, some other
teams could use supply of somnam-
bulists.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

It's a fact for which we can't be
too thankful that rot every year does
the frost antedate the pumpkin
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

A Pennsylvania woman one hun
dred years old has never worn
hat. Yet on that account her hus-
band owns neither an automobile
nor bank.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

For the majority of symptoms of
physical disorders now in evidence,
we suggest the blanket diagnosis va
cationitis."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

In spite OF all the free notices we
don't know even yet what brand CT
soap September Morn" advertises.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Look out for another boost in the
price Of kerosene. 1t has been found
that this useful fluid is highly effica-
cious In DISCRIMINATING grasshoppers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

If airboats become as popular as
automobiles it may be necessary to
roof the streets
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Our notion of truly superior per-
son is the boy scout, who actually
looks down upon college graduated
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

If you want TO change seats in the
boat, and you don't know much about
handling a boat, beach the boat first.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

once more is it hot enough for
you?" is Z chestnut.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

II some people would think before
they speak they would have mighty
little to say.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

No doubt the generous baseball
fans are willing to give their share
of the rains to the farmers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Now that warm weather is here we
can listen to our neighbors' pianos
We can't help it.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

This being wide world. there are
plenty Of places Tor the newlyweds to
see.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Was there ever a verdict of which
SO many persons said: Just exactly
what expected"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

A German doctor was fined for call
ing telephone girl a camel. Camel
must sound terrible in German.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Somebody is boarding buffalo nick
els. for one is rarely seen in circula-
ton.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

One charm OF a long fishing trip is
that the fisherman gets chance to
let his whiskers grow.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

The open season for fish stories is
on, and it is reported there IS an
enormous supply.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

The mikado of Japan has recovered,
although he had eight doctors in at.
tendance.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Physicians never prescribe the rest
cure for merchants who do not advere
tise.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Changing seats In the boat begins
its usual summer harvest.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

Philadelphia may be sleepy town,
but its ball teams play between maps.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1913-07-11

E HAS always seemed to me the prince of
all adventures: a man whose nostrils
shifted the breath of battle as eagerly as
most of us sniff flower; man whose
virile person delighted in the zest of dan
ger, who was invariably willing to stake
his all on the right; a man hardy. deter
mined, daring, resourceful, bold, yet never
reckless; withal man who knew when
to let well enough alone and steer the
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16
"a.
Quiet Poet.

His readers Of many years have
hardly made up their minds ~ to
whether they ought to congratulate
Mr.. Robert Bridges on being made
poet laureate. Onicial recognition 10
usually accorded only to people and
things long dead, or better dead, and
when the government discovers" .
man. you may generally presume that
he 10 done for. We heard Of an ener.
getic citizen who woke one morning
and found himself . knight. He at
once left England and never returned.
Without frivolity. however, one may
be glad that, for once. . public honor
has come to Q man who deserves e.
Other poets. alive today. have spoken
louder-we may even say sworn loud.
Or than Mr.. Bridges. Others have
founded more movements" talked
more. been more vigorous - propa.
gandists. No one has been, without
emphasis. truer poet than he.
And though the laureateship can
add nothing to the honor in which
many .Englishmen hold Mr.. Bridges,
It is pleasant to think that he. by &C.
cs2ting tbs. post has made 1t IN homo,
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16

d I lark rises EkyWa7d, Into The 70:
gions Of Christian victory and hope,
taking 10 al with him: and sang-l
can Mken 1t 10 nothing else-a song
Of the resurrection, sweet, triumphant,
uplifting, beyond description: thence
passing into prayer. in which the
strain ascended to Q still further
height, lowering, ~ It were. about
the gates Of the celestial city, com.
muning there with the angels Of eter-
nal peace. till the listener forgot, for
the time, the burden and grief Of life
and felt that Christ and the Fathers
house alone were real.
It was simply wonderful; and since
I was not to see Mr.. Beecher again on
earth am glad that it 10 my last
recollection Of him.
As for himself, he, In the near ap'
proach Of death, said to Professor
Stowe. who told it to me, that the
thought Of getting through with this
world was oftentimes to him like the
watt upon his brow of a cool breeze
on a sultry summer day-so blessed
and cheering was his anticipation OF
the life beyond.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16
Hot Weather Yarn.

The roof garden lifted 20 stories up
towards the stars, was swept by the
breezes Of . thousand electric, fans.
Palms rustled, ice tinkled. syphons
gushed, and De Wolf Hopper, his res.
onant voice easily audible above the
silvery music Of feminine laughter.
told . hot-weather yarn.
Mrs. Blueblood Won Blueblood." he
said, was dissatisfied with her fourth
man, and resolved accordingly to dis
charge him.
80. the other morning, q the
fourth man, in his shirt sleeves, dust
Cd the ballroom with . huge feather
buster. Mrs. Blueblood Won Blueblood
opened hostilities with the remark:
'simcox. am dissatisfied with you.
You haven't done thing the whols
morning
Haven't done thing?' cried Sim
coz. hurt and indignant. Haven't done
q thing, eh? Well, ma'am, Just you
lay your hand on the back. Of my
shirt between the shoulder blades
and thatIl show you II / haven't1done
. think!'"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16
Girls and Convention.

The truth is that the free mind has
made inevitable the free ankle. Our
girls are no longer content to be tied
up like bales of cotton. They have
learned the use of their legs on the
bicycle, on horseback and in the
hockey field. The masculine leg il
not q yelled mystery. Why should
the feminine leg be regarded as a
dreadful secret dedicated to the al.
lurements Of the ballet? After all, our
girls may not be quite 20 bold and
quite 20 bad a. we, in our flaming in.
nocence. imagine. Perhaps they are
right in assaulting the stupid tyranny
Of sex. Perhaps they are wise In
forcing Us to bear the shattering rev.
citation that the end justines the
means. Perhaps they are doing .
great and noble deed in delivering ~
from the delusion that the less we see
Of them the better. There 10 no doubt
that they are rapidly emerging from
the chrysalis Of convention. They are
asserting their right to be human be-
ings and not bundles Of obedient du.
plicity. They are shedding their self.
consciousness az we'll as their clothes.
The sooner we shed our self.conscious.
ness the better.-James Douglas in
London Opinion.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16
Bigger Men Than Their Ancestor,


Another blow to the theory Of ma
tional degeneracy is given by the re.
searches of Mr.. Bulloch, who has writ.
ten q book on the Gordon Highlanders.
It appears that the average height Of
the men who were recruited for the
original regiment was very little more
than I'VE feet three inches. The whole
Of the recruits for the British. army
last year averaged nearly three inches
more in height Only I'VE men In the
original regiment were more tia six
feet tall. Soldiers recruited from the
south Of Scotland today would make .
very different showing. Tho same fact
10 brought home by the suits Of armor
which have been preserved. The cas-
ings Of the mighty men-at.arms ,of the
past would be . very tight At Tor the
ordinary man who walks the streets
Of our towns. Better feeding. more by.
gienic modes Of living and greater
care in youth has given W 4. race
which shows no signs of degeneracy
In physique. but. on the contrary.
dwarfs the ancient standards Of, vigor.
-Westlninster Gazette.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16

70 our fioA men. lfost % ths1a lrs
likely 70 forgst how diAeult Il % for
: camel % 80 throHSA ths ~ Of the
needle But wAsn oAinsls begin 70
minsle With our SCENERY advertise
msnts and are psen occasionally walk.
Ing Up and down Fifth avenue and
PennsylvaaiA avenue, who knows but
that these humble instruments Of pro.
whence may serve q object lessons
and thus b useful In other ways than
70 satisfy merely material oravinSs-
YleA 40. 80 . I q. 4 ~ n
e0SS is.% .,sa.,e.l.+- .
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16
MR. BEEcHER At A FUNERAL
0sv. Dr. Twiehsll Of Hartford Reealla
! Famous Man ~ He Saw Him In
i His Last Yoars,

Though for q period Of nearly 80
years it was my fortune to hear him
now and then, and occasionally to
meet him. the last time IL specially
memorable to me, says . correspon.
dent Of the Congregationalist. It was
about two years before his death, u
the funeral in ithaca. n. r. Of the
late Henry M. Sage. who had been an
early parishioner Of his in Brooklyn
and one Of his most intimate friends
y Mr.. Beecher was then seventy-two
years old. sat close beside him az
he rose to begin the service Ut was in
. private house). and marked the
sturdy vigor Of his frame. No sign
Of any decay or infirmity Of age was
observable. He read, from small,
aine print Bible and without glasses. q
portion Of the Holy Scripture, with q
yelled but consummate art Of elocu.
tioa that delicately carried the impres.
sion that the words were not mans
words. but the breathings Of q divine
Comforter.
In the address that followed his
voice. soft, rich. melodious. seemed
without the least effort on his part to
boat out on the air more like perfume
than . voice, yet with . power that
made every syllable he uttered clear.
y audible to the hundreds of people
that dlled the house and the wide yer.
andas outside. There were tears In It
nrst and broken tones Of sorrow, but
presently he mounted up. as on wings.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16
SEE USEFULNESS Of Camel
lmpereatlen o. Animal into This Corn
~ Nay D Productive Of Q arrest
Deal q Coed.

News comes from he insiders that
the camel 10 TO b imported into this
country and domesticated and IN.
creased 20 TINT he may Vic with the
useful COW. The camel used to live
on this continent several aeons ago.
He was driven across Behring strait
By the ice. Il II hoped that he may
take mp the threads Of life where he
left OF. Tho camel II extremely use.
ful. He can subsist without high balls
or leo water. Camel's milk makes ex.
cellent cheese, and shawls made from
camel's hair are . splendid covering
TOR old gentlemen. Az q means OF
exercise the camel 10 not to be des.
pissed.
Perhaps. however. the best use Of
the camel will be % an example
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16
LEAVE DOCTOR BILLS UNPAID
Men q Wsalsh and Prominence ThlNt
Lightly r. obllsatlsas y
Physician.

He WAS dressed immA0ulatsly end
he escorted to . seat at . table In Z
'trottesy" . woman whose dress and
Jewels betokened wealth and taste
The elderly physician whispered to 4
friend: M @
I'm wondering II that Hne laddis
buck knows that he owes me 500 TO,
bringing him into the world3 Hill
father was . well.to-do merchant liv
ing on Madison street when his con
was born. but not cent could evel
get out Of him in the days when
wanted money badly. He always said
that he was hard up, and wanted the
money more than ! did. Yet when he
died. years later, his estate WAS wortl
100000. and that young man got Il
all."
This physician. long retired from
practice, said It Vas no uncommon
thing for him and his fellow practs
TONERS to meet socially or to see NOV.
ing about the fashionable hotels and
restaurants men and women Of whom,
It could be said that they lowed fos
their borning.".
Doctors were easy marks when
6rst went into the practice Of my pro.
fession." he went on. r located Just
below Fourteenth street when I began
- . general practitioner. Doctors
bills were the last ones that were paid
In those days, and when sold my
practice and retired I had owing me
between $4,000 ana So. 900. for I had
. large practice, especially in mater.
nifty cases. Every dollar was due from
men who could amply AFFORD to pay.
"The very poor people paid their
bills - promptly - they were able,
but from the moderately we'll to do
class It was almost impossible to col.
lect. OF course could have sued and
perhaps recovered from some Of them.
But didn't like to bring such suits,
for fear It would hurt my business,
and they knew It.
$50 years rolled BY. debts became
outlawed, and at the end Of forty-two
years. practice I found myself With
that mess Of bad debts and no chance
to collect . penny Of them. Mine 10
not singular case, - any Of the old
time physicians can tell you."-Chi
cago Post.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1913-10-16
GOOD 1T EATERS; is GOOD WIVES


Marry . woman wAs b had of her
meals. II you Win 70 - = happy hus.
band, $50 that che IAoWD 1ltcsimination
and anxious care In the choice Of food
and drink for herself.
"Never marry woman who viii
have high tea when you are not aa
homo to dinner. The same remark
applies to the woman who looks on Z
dinner properly selected and carefully
cot up with tho hitting accompaniment
Of glittering glass and spotlsss cutlery
% merely Q panderinS 70 the brutal
instincts Of man."
This was told By IN expert who haa
studied the question.
III mothers would only teach their
daughtsrs," he added. ITO enjoy their
food and mako It . 10y for the hus
band, there would be fewer disastrous
marriages.
"The majority Of women toy With
their food and do not understand the
enjoyment that . large meal well pro
pared and properly Get out gives to
healthy man. How often does wife
profess quiet disgust for her hus
band who insists on having good
meals.
II know Q man whose wife win only
occasionally eat . good meal With him
A. . consequence, he very rarely dimes
ct home.
"Quazrels are often the result, but
the vito does not for . moemnt b
Hove the cause Of these 10 her inabil
ity TO eat wsll In sympathy with hss
husband.
Country girls generally mako Bot
tar wives than town girls, simply b
cause they are good eaters.
The average man feels miserable a
. good dinner With nobody to ct VIII
him"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-06-06
TYRONE.

Mr.. David Hahn has put concrete up
der the overshoot of his barn, which
makes a big Improvement.
Noah Babylon Is having water run
to his house, which will make It much
more convenient.
Mr.. Charles Mans and wife spent
Sunday with Arthur Masters and
family.
Messrs. Guy Haines and Walter
Marker attended the C. p. convention
on Thursday and Friday of last week
at Finksburg.
Walter Marker spent few days In
Baltimore last week.
Mr.. Stanley Maus is spending the
week at Hall Town. West Virginia.
Mr.. Edward F1ohr has erected an
iron fence around his yard.
There will be Children's Day SER
vices at Baust Church on Sunday
morning, and also in the evening.
Come out and enjoy these services.
Don't forget the e. p. festival on
Thursday evening. June 18th, II the
weather is unfavorable II will be held
on Saturday evening at Tyrone. A
band will be present to furnish the
music.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-06-06
Chlldren's Day In Greenmount United
Brethren Church.

The Childrens Day services held in
the Greenmount United Brethren
church on last Sunday afternoon were
very largely attended and the services
were a SUCCESS. All the children per
formed their parts very well and the
music was we'll rendered undo the
direction Of the chorister. Mr.. E. Ben
ton Ham.
The following children took part In
the exercise: Hilda Lppy, Marie Gig
CARDS, Helen Miller, Evelyn BBrod-
beck, Lucille Crowther, Annie Houek.
Edith Long. Harry Utz. Harry
Mahalah. Frank Martin. Russell
Ebaugh, States Bixler. Rnbie Sim
mons, Murray Bixler, Catherine Blk
Ter, George Horich, Larue Martin,
Ruth Davidson, Helen DeIIoff.
Viola Utz, May Stansbury. Olive Grow
theirs, Grace DeHoff, Pearl stansbury,
Mary Horiek. Edna Giggards, Ralph
Davidson. Walter Nagle, Claude Stans-
bury, Norman Giggards, Francis Hoff-
ecker, 0tterbein CroWther, Melvin
Giggarda. Ida Wheeler. Carroll Smith.
Nellie Rrodbeek, Ernest Nagle. Charles
Mahala.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-06-06
CANAI,A.HILI..

Mr. and Mrs. Edward Cummings
spent few days n Hanover, Pa.
Miss Irene Filze. of near Union
town. spent last Sunday with her
parents. Mr. and Mrs. Amos Fitze.
Mrs. Maggie Bankard and Mrs
Study. of Littlestown, spent Friday
with Mr. and Mrs. Amos Fitze.
Mrs Becky Bankard is visiting her
son and daughter. Mr. and Mrs. jacob
Fitze
Mr. Henry Bemlller and vile. of
Westminster, spent Sunday last with
the formers brother and sister. Mr..
and Mrs. John nemiller. Of near
Pleasant Valley.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1913-06-06
SILVER RUN.

The grain and grass look fine IN this
vicinity, except the clover.
Farmers are very busy nos cult
waiting their corn. etc.
Mr. A. W. FeeHer has already set
out about 10000 tomato plants for
his tomato factory.
Misses Sallie lawyer and Alice
I1ppY vent to York. Pa, today 10
attend the missionary convention.
There will Be Ehildren's Day ser
vices IN the Lutheran Church On Sun
daY afternoon. June sth.
Il Il rumored that there VII be
several weddings IN this place IN The
near future.
Il vas reported TINT Burt FeeHef In
dead but he aaYs he Is still alive.