New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-03-16

Mp,A9 C0S I've, sad before mathc. iu -pclkn oi
Is ]. !. /. i. /. . 4. i. N. j. !.
eTcJkNs" batty enterprises. trust Pmcknoy! md
hN4\so vet when be- comes town tins Chandler
1SZAB Fiskc into the studio the other day, aI !
6IryV3 could forecast Wa that another delegate
NoarSA from the idle rich had got wise To- his
1,.IS - . overweight and wanted To- work OF few
06A4S%O pounds.
l. Chandler needed to be- pared down.
al right One these bcciy ovcrcd young gent he was,
with loy motions and sort of dull bored look about
ihccyc-. csbccn quite sporting chappy upto within
couple Of years, polo player, i"N hunter var ~
stroke, and on, but when he quit and acquired the
,itn down habit 50 hard he just naturally piled on
the weight. Not tina, he'd reached the pclican-chin
stage, carried much excess baggage in front yet but
you could see IT comm.
Yc,, ]. Chandler more or less mposn in hs fur
lined ovcrcoa and Scotch twccds You know, some OF
these yolng pluc> insignificant You can hardly
tell cn from bank clerks But Chandler not only looked
the part but dressed ~ all expensive imported stuff
his costume was too.
Nothing chcstv or loud mputhcd about him. though.
He Just looks conf table and good naturcd and
mental, sort Of prizc sample OF what We can really
produce when all the conditions just right And Of
everyone know that there been noth'n tckln
IN the Flskc family for sometime back, and that !.
Chambers sole job IN lic has been to invent ways
Of dposin Of the surplus income Honest, every time
another trust H dissolved he has to 81 up hour later
'hinkn what 20 be- done with the extra dividends. So
far as that part goc', him and pincl.ncy is a pair.
~ Ioyc, Shorty" says rnckncy. ATS they blows in.
- Won can't guess, though"
If You're in it, Says /, 81 amt tryin' Whats the
dope,
But IT'S Channy, here, says he. He turned re-
former
~Oh, say, nowl" protests Chandler, droppin' into
th. nearest chair and arraugln' himself easy. "Not 80
strong as that, old man. Not rcforncr,"
"Wcl, philanthrpst. then, says Inckncy.
Above al things, no. says Chandler. THAT means
getting ones the papers, and being flooded with
begging letters No philanthropy for mnc,"
well, lis something like that, anyway gocs on
liuckucy. He been reading books, You books"
Chandler almost bushes. "Burgy Creighton talked
me into il. he Apologies.
"Oh Burgyl says I'nckncy. zone expects that sort
o thing from him. Almost anarchist, isn't he"
socialist. corrccts Chandler.
well, what the difference" comes back pinckncy.
Wears 4 red tie makes public speeches, has impossible
persons in for dinner oh, he's gone the limit! But he
always was different: while vol"
Hang all" breaks in Chandler, "a can't help
thinking things, can he
That's the surprising part Of it, says Pinckncy.
Isn't il. shorty
In your ease it would be- miracle, says l. "C"ur,c
don't know how il is with MIR. FiSkc.
It amazing SAYS Pinckncy "But think II per
icotly ripping too. Don't YOU, Shorty;
Il might if ! knew what ii was all about. says !.
And il simple enough proposition, when YOU come
t. simmer it down Chandler has discovered that
The reason everybody don't keep English buffers, and
cor,n.ti. slI ty -c,el Ford Al right, re,er'ci