Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1913-10-07
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Continuous.
sometimes we're really afraid
This world D. scheduled wfon7.
Before We set the icenon paid
The coal man comes alona
Peoria Journal
It's scheduled 90 We set n bat
Always beneath che belts
Before we've paid for our straw hat
We have 70 bus a felt.
Houston Post.
us scheduled 70 We get q shock
whom frost We see about.
Wa put the summer suit " hook
90 get the "benule" out.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
it'a scheduled 80 we're hardly free
Fron bills Ia summer time
Hefote the bardf with nendish alec
arc wrilins Christmas rhyme.
-Birmmgham Age-Hcrald.
It's scheduled 80 oar weddins art
no tho June bride IL barely
Cut 81 our mind ere we must do
our Christmas shopping airy,
O.
"A CALL THIS the soodnaiured
seat. said the usher az the Eiks the
alter
why sou
because us y p"
SOME THINGS have limit The
women's shoes can't get any latter
o.
IKE ODD Fellows are not 80 odd
when you como 60 know them.
q
THE TIME Is passing when a man
can say that New Mexico has more
COWS ard ieas butter and more rivers
and less water and you can see
further and SEQ less than anywhere
on earth.
ALL THIS Is an right in lac way
but we are lOoking forward 20 the
Cow section In the big parade.
o.
AK EXCHANGE feolingly saska
how many OF the wearers Of tight
skirts viii care 30 preserve photo
eraphs OF themselves for their grand
children TO see. How sad Il will 30
IN after years for our posteriiy, IN
exhibiting the faded likeness 81 their
ancestor 10 say. Poor great-srana
mother--she never was quite right w
the upper story"
RIGHT this way FOR the wonder
ful Nine-Leggsd Dog; Prof Podunk'
who has Lived Forty Years without
q liver. Azeima. the Wild Girl VINO
Eats Live Rattlesnakes for Break
fast. Woodrow Bryan, the Marvellous
PIE Eating Raboon; and Or. Hookus-
spookus. whose Mouth is in the Back
Of bis Head and Whose Eyes are In
his Toes.
REV. MIR. ZINk--"Well, Brother
Blink. the fields are ripe unto har-
sest and laboresa are needed In the
Lords vineyard. Err"
Rev Mr.. Blink--"rrue, Brother
link. Souls are waitlng TO be- saved
Err"
In "Er-HOw ARE you
BETTING ON THE FIRST GAME "
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NOT TO BIZ ouidone BY schmidt
Spencer, ct ais, santa Fe comes ior-
ward with man who q is alleged
has killed one child and maybe three
more. Wed like 20 see ans one pu'
anything over on New Mexico.
O.
MR.. SPENCER Of Chicago - adj
mlttedly an cnterprlsing murderer
but we shall have to concede that
he il cheerful and ready liar,
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II YOU aren't baseball fan you
simply needn', come around,
o.
A STEAMER has arrived "a sew
ara. Alaska, with "a cargo OF measles
we hope they viii inst ship the load
on 10 Guaymas or some other Mex
scan port
HANDS on your pocketbooK r.
there comes doctor
o
EVIDENTLY there b. grave neeo
Of "a surgical operation somewhere.
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NOT ON OURS. either
q
rs THESE bloodthirsty dnys ans
man you meet may have hacked some
hapless maiden into small bits VIII
/ "a cleaver or drowned his grundmoth.
en- in the cistern.
o.
! TIE FILlpiNoS are Go Doe given
! Independence Immediately on ir
/ other words pretty soon. that
when us Democrats find out whether
we shall decide 90 give Re to them "a
an or not. thus completely REVERSING
tho ruinous imperialism policy of INA
q. o. T..
B.
| WHEN YOU leave your homo io
the evening. experience teaches u
| that Il Is good thing 60 buiy youl
silver in the back yard, chain YOU
bulldog 20 the doorknoh. nul iroi
bars over the windows, and take th'
keyholo Of the front door down tow
with you
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THEM rs these festive DAYS. b. "a
always wise 10 carry the koyhol
with sou. anyhow as a. saves man