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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-29
ToRREANn RECITAL

Miss Mary Torrcano assisted by G.
.. Jnckola will give a song recital al
the Laurium Town hall Tuesday even.
ing Sept. 80, at s:15 o'clock. Miss Tor.
reano is former pupil of Miss r. "A
Fowler and spent the last year Ia Bos.
ton Mass. studying with William l.
Whitney at the international Schoo
OF Music. Admission 80 cents Ad
lVertisemeut-
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-29
DEAD LETTER OFFICE TO
HOLD SALE-llST READS
LIKE STORE CATALOGUE

Washington. Sept 29.--F'rom worst
ed caps TO fish hooks is the range of
articles which the dead letter office Is
a years accumulation Of misdirected
mail. The published list reads like a
department store catalog. Golf balls
crab nets and cartridge belts, calabash
pipes and graphophones, cigars and
cigarets, pocket TASKS and shavina
sets. an ear trumpet, hot water bottles
and bags. all of these various imple.
mcnts along with all sorts Of articles
of wearing apparel, will go under thu
quick hammer Of the auctioneer, wher
the sale starts next Wednesday.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-29
LOCAL BREvITIES.


Elmer r. chaput left yesterday for
Chicago, where he will Resume his
studies in the Chicago College Of Den.
tai Surgery
John Christ, who went tu Baraga to
locate at the beginning of the strike
has returned to resume his residence
i'm OsCeola.
Mrs Joseph Hirsch. Jr.. is seriously
IN at her home on Lake Linden ave
nue..
Miss Inez Giannoni has left for lp-
ashanti. where she will enter the state
| normal.
Miss Frances Schrincr of Kansas
city has returned to her home after
visiting at The home of Mrs. Patrick
! Holland
John L. Wilson of Marquette, for
| merry of Calumet, is visiting local
friends. He is now employed in the
South Shore shops at Marquette.
l.. +. Hawke of Iron Mountain is a
! business visitor among friends in Cal
umCt
Mrs. Kate Douglas of the g. u II.
| library staff has gone To Chicago ia
response to u telegram informing her
Of the death Of her husband.
Mrs. Joseph Hirsch is seriously IN at
| her home on Lake Linden avenue
Enterprise lodge. Modern brother
| mood of America, will give "a dancing
! party in the bank hall Friday evening.
Peter GaspcI1ch has returned from
| ni1nin, If Tho strilln
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-29
STUDENT LIFE is COSTLY.
Figures Are Issued at the University
Of Wisconsin.

Madison, Wis. Sept. 29.-According
To- a list Of expenditures issued on
Thursday, students at the state uni
vcrsity spend close to s2.0O0,OO0 "A year.
Some Of the sums given are ridiculous
ly low, however. only SO a year is
allowed for books, when it is well
known that the average outlay is con-
aidcrably higher, Also miscellaneous
expenditures at SIS, and a total for
sugars and tobacco of but $4,000, and
FOR liquor of $4,000 probably will be
found too close a minimum. The fig
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-29

Yesterday afternoons meeting o'
strikers at the Palestra was precedca
by parade of about 1000 men. wom'
en- and children. Speakers urged tho
strikers TO stand firm and offered then
encouragement In their fight for recog
milton OF the union. Guy Miller was
the principal speaker.
Emmett Flood OF Chicago. an organ.
izer for the American Federation o
Labor, will come to Calumet this wcel
and likely will address meetings o
! strikers,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-29
AL5IoNS ISSUE CHALLENGE.
Willing to Meet Any Football Eleven
in the Copper Country.

The Albion football team is out with
"a challenge for other copper country
football elcvens The teams average
about $50 pounds. Arrangements for
iames may be made with Capt. How
ard Macleod.
Following is the lineup: Center,
Howard Jenkins; left guard, Olaf Ber-
senson; left tackle. Fred Hawley; left
end, VIII Bergman; right guard, Sam
Morgan; right tackle, NJ. Bernardo
right end, clifford Lenten; quarter,
Russell Sundberg; left half, Alex Mac
kenzic; right half Joe Savinni and
fullback, Howard Mcleod.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1913-09-29

One must hope that nobody will bc
Killed in attempting NJ. Pcgoud's fcats
by which he proved that the aero
plane ~ perfectly sarc-Chicago News.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
IN THE SMILES
LETTER BOX
7 2 ?

777
TO THE EDITOR-1. Crab
meat salad. 2. Lingering death.
r. T. WILLIAMS,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
We're Impulsive, Says
Our English Cousin
By William F. Kirk

Copyright the Rights
<<|r<oO much beasty impulse
hay OF the Dublin Fuseers Take this United States Series
an for instance, Of baly
uniforms struggling for the baseball
and the Americana have
Series Too much like this
to his blooming American
there good shows England"
1T like the whole world the winning losing
SERIES" l
Precisely" said blooming
want make old fellow With Americans everything
whole TastN
End of the World Love Me the World
Than All suppose
this leaving
land altogether. all chubby.
But American
than understand headline
ing other which said Long Live
that king had taken bay
something
King nobody a VIII is q
pitching leather sphere
that perspires
"ahewson is winner" explained, land
That why loved Washington
terked
like catching blooming club a
Washingon
explanation And fancy nation calling baseball player king
old fellow, that
journals this Mahewson and Irish
would
praise
almost think that blooming speaking of King
George.
why, riding poorly
to Maty 1
shoulders the begga
that's good but his excitement he used
word and besides.
Think
perfectly
and ALI Of thing! Too impuisiyei"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Tn Crow an TIL
Pitcher.

TIE pitcher in this here story Of
- old A-sup's was dish to hold
water In, not a baseball pitcher.
One day q crow come along an he
was 90 thirsty he nearly choked.
He seen this pitcher an he gives
II tn once over an finds It has
some water in it, but when he
goes to drink ne finds he can't
reach tn water. TIL poor crow
hops around an around an finally
he picks up a little rock an drops
It in tn pitcher. Then he drops
in another rock, an another. an
he keeps this up for a long time
although he's nearly dead for
want Of somethin' to drink. FL
nally he drops so many nttul
rocks in this pitcher that IT,
water rises up to where he can
reach It an he finally gets his
drink.
Morull--A guy with a. tefribul
thirst will do anythnk. even
work. for drink
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
0HOsTSES.

TO THE EDITOR - Some
people do not believe in ghosts,
but how do they explain hui
man voice groaning loudly in a
small matchbox in a cupboard?
JOHN SKILLMAN.
Iif what you
say 10 correct,
we agree with
you that It's
a pretty hard
thing to ex
plsIns--Ed,l
ABOUT CROWS.
TO THE EDrTOR-Why does
crow cav, or doesn't 1t?
OBSERVER.
[Seems to US
that crow
should crow. A
rooster roosts,
amt lt?--Ed.l
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
AESOP'S
FABLES
CAS- Translated by the Ofics
Boy.)
OoTudsk&. 1915 b. stsx Oompsna oESA
Hx4tatn Rxns R@~vsA
Herklees an tn Truck
man.

ONCET they was a truckman whs
~ had been readin' about III
champeen strong guy Of tn oldun
days, a gink called "'Herklees,@
an SO when this truckman was q
trivin' erlong Whitehall street
one day where tn mud La up to tn
knuckles on yer knees, his cart
got stuck In tn mud.
I'm ask this here Herklees guy
to help me outen this mess" said
tn chump Of a truckman, an 20
he puts up q shout for Herkleca
for to come an boost his truck
out Of tn mud.
All tn folks gives tn truckman
Ia once over an sizes him up Ton
nut an goes on Finally IN
truckman he says to himself tha4
this here Herklees guy il Q faks
an he climbs down an shovss tlf
truck outen tn mud with his
shoulder.
This ain'e o very funny story.
but old A-sup what wrote II in
tended q morull which Ia that n
youse wants ennything dun Just 60
and do 1t yourself.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
South
America
More Dope on the Countr.
That's Going to Discover
Our Old Chum, T..

Y TOU meet South America
" head on when you're 60
ing south. 1t is not
difficult place to find, and we
never could figure out how Co
lumbus missed it.
But then we don't think so
much Of Columbus. Although It
was evident that some one must
have lost America. when Column
bus found 1t he never put a
single ad IN the Lost and
Found" column.
FoUND-Ons oo ointment
Owner may recover same on
Identifying property and pay
ing expenses. Col um us,
Madrid Palladium.
South America, like North
America, has a large frontage
on the ocean. Here we use this
frontage for bungalows, bass
fishers, slit bathing skirts.
banana peelh life guards, New
York Central and other i'm
provements. In South America
they use 1t to land smuggled
rifles on.
We know more about South
America, but can't tell you this
week.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Take 1t from
Solomon
By J. J. Leibson

Copyright 1913 by the Star Company. Great Brits
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Did You Know That


It's hard to spell scimbals,
symitar and simmetery
Fly fishing isn't fshing for
flies, but trout fishing is fishing
for trout?
Dog biscuits are not made Of
dogs, but doughnuts are made
OF dough?
A man isn't logging II when
he barks up the wrong tree?
It's worse to get football
stories than worlds series
stories?
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
Household Hints.

If your furnace fills the house
with smoke, close all the doors
and windows and stay out on
the porch. You will thus keep
your eyes from getting red.
Screens may now be removed
from windows. This will give
the flies a chance to get out be-
fore Winter.
Eggs may also be served en-
dishabille.
To cure q cat of stealing fish,
keep only canned salmon.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26


By J. J. Leibson.
IF ANYBODY EVER knew ANYTHING about women,
the He had according to common report an
even allows him qualify
expert matrimonial Here is another batch of
hitherto unpublished Wisdom
My son. consider of Creation out of the rib of
man was made, and she hath ever been unto
- him thorn in the side
2. experiment made first, out Of mud and
MUD hath been his name since
3. But woman of a master hand, and 10!
a pIttet hair she is match for
with the young for practise; she saketh
marriage and the aged her amusement
protection to thee thou art then Oft like
the ripest aleh first
Spring Of life, THAI thou be not Fail
Guy for when thou falest thou falest INDEED.
is too old to yearn and little yearnns
a dangerous thing
What profted he gain the IDOL or his Dreams
lose his Liberty?
Liberty Union hath sweet sound in the mouth Of an
orator, but in truth, ways lie far apart
be not proud in thy folly but give rein TO
tbv tongue Thou give honeyed
Names and flowers of the field thy Honey
scke thy Morning when there is sound of revery
by night merry mbrels heard and the harp and
the psaery, looketh to thee like unto blossom
H. But until thou sees her ON the morning after;
compare Morning Glory and admit thy folly
thou heard the saying OF the sasss' 'nat
Beauty S a Skin Game?
49, Trust that eeh thee that she will never
marry; she meaneth another than thou
IA And when maketh her mind. she stoppeth not
for Judgment for Discretion she stoppeth
for naugbt save to put little powder on her nose.
10 A woman small relgion yet will she sacrifice
often and shalt be the goat
s The Pharsees said that marriage ia gamble; but
even a gambler hath chance
IT, Stolen sweet and the prospect of them pleas
ant. vet Iipger not long ne who'll kiss and
may live kiss another day.
1s But he that payeh Court must be prepared to
Almony
20 cove not the wife neighbo lest he give her
.s.. ha that ssekeh SOUL MATE oft hndeh FIvvER,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
BASE BALL.

BASEBALL.
TO THE EDITOR-My dope
for next year: Worlds Series
Cubs vs. Yankees. II you like
/ will give you my dope ON which
Of these will win.
DOC DONOVAN.
tNeyer mInd--Ed.J
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-26
OUR WEEKLY HEALTH HINT.

Never dispute the right Of
way with a railway train,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01

Floyd MacFarland, the cycling I'M
presaro, who has been in Buffalo for
the past two weeks, returned to New
ark today. MacFarland is under con-
tract with the Cycle Racing Assoc
citation, and his contract starts to-
day. Until the opening Of the New
England tracks, mcfarland will
remain in Newark to devote his time
to the promotion of the races at the
Velodrome.
ALT Goullet, who is under the man
agement of MacFarland, will prob
ably show to better advantage with
his mentor here to advise him, and
Mac" predicts that his star will win
brackets Sunday in the big team
match race in which Goullet and Joe
Fogler will meet Frank Kramer and
Frank Cavanagh and ALI Grenda and
Jackie Clark.
BY being the manager of Goullet,
and also in the employ of the Million
Chapman interests. MacFarland is
placed in a peculiar position. but
with the exception of offering his
charge advice before a race Mac"
will have no personal intepsst in the
running or the outcome of any con-
test.
The victims of the big spill in the
two-snile handicap at the Velodrome,
Sunday are fast shedding their band
ages, and all of the stars will be in
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
Decision for
M Over
Frank Moran

NEW YORK, May Luther Nc
Carly outfought Frank Moran. the
Pittsburgh heavyweight, in a ten
round bout here last night
The fighting was at a fast pace
for heavyweights. Moran did most
of the leading and frequently the
men stood toe-to-toe and exchanged
freely their hardest blows, both re-
ceiving much punishment about the
body. McCarty relied upon a hard
left to the face, but often left his
guard open, enabling his opponent to
get in a strong left hook.
McCarty had the better of the first
round, but Moran evened it up in the
next. In the third the fighters
heads came together in a mixup
slightly cutting Moran In the fourth,
Moran landed a straight left, draw
ing blood from McCarty's nose. The
fifth was even, but McCarty took the
next two. McCarty tired in the eighth.
left hook sending him to the ropes,
and in the ninth Moran got in some
more good blows. McCarty finished
strong. landing often in the last
round. while Moran kept boring in.
was wild and missed most of his
blows.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
MUSIC TO MAKE
ATHLETES FASTER

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, May 1.-The
effect of music in making athletes
move faster is being tried at the big
Harvard locked building, on Soldiers
field. A photograph is in constant
operation grinding out ragtime to
keep students at concert pitch. Ac-
Communications in the locker building
are limited and it has been found
difficult, in the past to accommodate
all who wished to crowd into 1T
during the rush hours. Under the
spell of the music students are said
to be much more speedy in going
through the shower baths, putting On
their street clothing and making way
for other men.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
SefOnia Nine
Gets Revenge
on Manhattan

Bobby Ralston pitched fine ball for
the Seton Hall College team against
this Manhattan College nine at Sc
tonia Field yesterday afternoon, and
the Jerseyites were recorded the VIC
tors by a to / score. Ralston held
: the New Workers to six scattered hits
and famed thirteen batters.
Jack Haniey, Manhattan's star
pitcher, who has beaten Setonia on
more than one occasion, played in
right field yesterday. Farrell did the
heaving for the visitors, and was
to iched up for twelve safe hits, in
Guiding trio of doubles. Manhat-
tan's first and only tally came in the
initial round. Saurez walked and
went to third on O'Connor's bunt to
Ralston.
Draddy flied to Ralston and Bobby
In his Anxiety to catch Saurez off
third threw wildly and the Manhat-
tanite scored
Fish's double and O'connell's single
netted Setonia its first tally in the
third. Two more came over in the
fifth on Morris's single. his steal,
Ricf's sacrifice, Peloskfs pass and
steal and O'Connelfs single through
short Seton Halls final run was
scored in the seventh on Peloskis
double and singles by O'Connell and
Nupent The score: RHE
Manhattan 100000 20 o. s 2
3eton Hail.. o 1 0 2 o 0x-4 IL 3
Batteries--Farrell and Laghran;
Ralston and Fish.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
MEApowBRooK RACES ARE
NOT VERY ENTHUSINC

NEW YORK. May 1.-The racing
matinee of the Meadowbrook Steeple-
chase Association, held at Belmont
Park terminal yesterday, was a calm
an peaceful as a cricket match.
Handsome women and men notable
in the financial world looked on while
horses raced without showing the
slightest trace of excitement. With
out a cheer to encourage them to
their best efforts amateurs rode hard,
but nary a ripple Of sound was heard
from the patrons of the sport. 1t was
a noiseless racing, with only a few
verbal bets to disturb the peaceful
scene. The racing was good
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
ST. ROSE OF LIMA
CLUB TO HOLD IT'S
SMILE RUN MAY IL

The ST. Rose of Lima c. C. will
hold its postponed five-mile road race
Saturday afternoon, May II. The
start and finish will be at the club
house, Orange and Gray streets.
The committee announces the
prizes as follows: First, gold
Waltham watch; second, split-second
stop watch; third, gold medal;
fourth, silver medal; fifth, bronze
medal; time prize, gold medal; Ave
man team prize. silver loving cup;
five winners of team prize, silver
medals: three novices, silver medals;
two Essex county novices, silver
medals; one st. Rose of Lima novice,
bronze medal Athletes are invited
to attend practise runs Tuesday and
Friday evenings from the clubhouse.
Saturday, May TO- at $3.50, the club
will hold practise run over the en-
tire course. a
Entries may be made with j.. B.
Gill, 319 Warren street, Newark, or
A. A. U. office, q Warren street, New
York city.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
BARCER AND HIGGINS SHINE
MALL DEPARTMENTS AGAINST
JOHN CANzEL'S "HUSTLERS"
Tiger Batterymen Hold Rochester Helpless
in Field and Then Break Up the Game
with Their Hitting.
collins AMsIToUs To RETURN no NATIONAL LEAoUE

Alright pitching. perfect defensive
work and clean. hard attack is a
pretty hard combination TO beat.
John Camel and his Rochester Club
discovered that yesterday when the
Hustlers bunked into the Tigers for
the first time this season. Cy Barger
did the. pitching, while Eddie Gagnier
showed some razor-edged defensive
work and the whole Tiger company
starred with the stick. Twelve base
hits, the largest number the Tigers
have accumulated this season in one
game, were registered on Newark 8
side of the score book. and the Tigers
won hands down by 81 tally.
Everybody in the Newark lineup
participated in the run-manufactur-
ing. Billy Zimwerman was the only
member Of the striped brigade who
couldn't get a hit off Quinn, but Bill
soaked out a sacrifice fly that sent
Barger skimming over the platter
with Newark's first run. Bob Hig-
gins. the Woodworking Tennesseean,
deserves a major portion of the praise
for his burning double to left in the
sixth. when the score was tied up
"Hig's" wallop put the Tigers in
front by two runs and assured a
Newark victory with Barger's superb
pitching.
Camel was on the coaching lines al
third and first base early in the game
wig-wagging signals galore to the
base-runners every time man
reached first, but Bob Higgins's good
right arm plugged up Johns machine
when the Hustlers tried to steal early
in the game, Hig twice tossing out
runners at the middle ottoman, with
Gagnier on the receiving end. Very
few of them get away from Ed, nc
matter how they slide. and it doesn't
matter much how the throws come
down to him. so long as the ball ar
rives fraction Of a second ahead OF
the runner Higgins is filing in
Smiths shoes admirably and is living
up to the press notices he received
last winter. Harry Smith is all bat
tered up, pretty much like one of the
battleships in Cervera's fleet, and he'll
be out of 1t for at least a week. but
the Tiger manager isn't worrying
with Higgins performing both in the
defensive and aggressive departments
of the game, as he did yesterday
Bob helped Barger check the enemy
and then with his able battery mate
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
SMITH, OF BARRINGER HIGH,
SHUTS OUT CENTRAL NINE

tossing the first ball. Fully a thou
sand school girls and boys were on
hand to witness the affair, which
brought forth keen rivalry in roofing
throughout. Barringer defeated Cen
trail twice last season.
1t was not until the fourth inning
that the Barringer batters got on
familiar terms enough with Lerhoff' S
shoots ITO tally. Two runs came over
in this session. Lanky Chic Schultz
singled for a starter. and imme-
diately stole second. Halstead
smashed a line drive to left, but
Schultz was held on third Hahn's
sacrifice put Halstead on third. and,
after Smith popped TO Becker, Curley
Haarlander lined a hit to left which
scored both runners In the fifth
the Ridge streeters scored. another.
With one out, Dempsey was safe
when Becker fooled his grounder.
Andy Immediately stole second and
third, and rushed over the plate on
Hagopian's smash to left centre.
Dempsey's homer in the seventh
retted two more, while the final tally
came over in the eighth. Hefele's-
error put Schultz on first, but he was
forced at second on Sutton's infield
tap. A passed ball put the latter on
third, and he was brought home on
Hahn's sacrifice fly to Eagan. The
sccre: e
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1913-05-01
Blue and White Wins 90 Corr
test at Opening of New
Field.
MAYOR TossEs FIRST BALL

:
With Old Sol doing it's best and a
temperature comfortable for ideal
baseball, the first sehoolboy game of
the season on the new Public School
Athletic Field, in Bloomfield avenue,
was played yesterday afternoon. The
Barringer High School nine defeated
its rival, the Central High aggrega-
ton, to 0. Despite Centrals defeat
the midseason weather made the af-
fair a high class one for both teams.
The pitching Of Donald Smith, Bar
ringers hope for the past two sea-
sons. was the standing feature of the
contest. The Ridge street student
performed in a mastery manner
every inch of the way, ending his
ninth inning with the same remark
able skill as he showed in the first.
He frequently employed curves and
speed enough to fan a few batters,
and when the end of the contest was
reached he totaled fourteen strike
outs He was steady throughout, and
the four hits made off his delivery
were we'll scattered. Not a Central
League player reached as far as third
base, and but few traversed the bases
as far as second. The contest bristled
with several fine features. Andy
Dempsey, Barringer's star football as
we'll as present baseball athlete,
slammed one of Pitcher Lerhoff's fast
ones for a home run in the seventh
inning. The ball sailed over Left
Fielder Wagner's head and Dempsey,
enough room to spare to almost reach
first again. There was man on
base at the time, which netted Bar
ringer two of her six runs.
Mayor Jacob Haussling began pro-
ceedings on the new field, which is
about the clossiest in the State by