New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1913-01-08
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THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Amusement creators, scientists and In
structors have demonstrated the value OF
the motion picture. but company OF
knaves In this city" SAYS a letter from
Bordeaux. were the first TO Use the ART
for criminal purposes. According TO the
report. an automObl. halted near the
residence OF . bank director IN suburb
Of that city and six men began 10 act a
burglary before a moving picture insifu-
u.nt Two Of the actors - were dressed
As policeu.u and when the burglary had
b.en accomplished they vslisntiy captured
TN. malefactors The man who WORKED
ho n.chin,. ana the rest OF the part
then entered the automobile. thanked the
real policeman. who had Kept the curious
people out OF the picture, and rode a""Y'
Later IL war discovered that jeweiry 10
IN. value OF 800 francs had been stolen
from the temporarily vacant house, none
OF which has been recovered.
Have YOU been annoyed by the snap
shot photographers! " -, ..,a.
Not until recently replied the sta'ts
man since the election went against ins
/ md that can walk thtousn IT.,
camera Boston TRANSCRIPT
TO JANUARY.
You. January, hckle are
'Tts true. you've not gone very iar'
p,t yoti have gone quite far enough
IN MAX. us want to call your hun.
Thouph with the name OF Janus graced'
You're naturally doubie-faced
We wish you'd now and then engage
TO give us an Augustian age
Not play upon VIZ with your "iles'
Nv starting out all sunny smiles
TIL. OF our guard. you get the chance
TO freeze us with 4 chilly glance
You're very cutting. were aware
When YOU display an icy glare.
And let me tell you now-oh Jan.
we do not Ike your hired man
Aquarius Is much too fond
OF making everything a pond
Then let him have holiday
Or take his yster-can away.
"Peolle are funny
"ln this Vas Million divorce suit they
| divided $25.tgDGp amicably and tnen
,crapuet about the custody OF a pug
| cog '-Louisvllle Confessional
no b. absolutely accurate don't write
II parcels post. for that isn't correct. ac-
| cording TO law. AS the act OF Congress
| that established the new branch or the
| eove,nment transportation business made
! II marcel post with no g on the first
wordl. that IS the official name. A word
TO the wise. etc
"Why don't you goods wake up and
| take part in football?
What can We do?
You could organic corps OF trained
/ nurses render first aid. have class N"ll
and add a great deal to the game. -fltts-
Durgh Post.
| Davis. who often said that ii was hard
| task to keep his correspondents from am
plifyinf his name by the addition or
| "erson," decided a bet a few years ago
| In which several newspaper men were IN
! ,erested one OF the interested persons
wrote to the Senator: "A question not
as old but more important than Who
! struck th. late William Patterson? or
! Can STORED urn or animated bust? has
| been referred 10 you for decision. 1t is
/ this: How should the word Arkansas be
Observation-Disclosures OF Arkansaw? An
answer will obiigc number Of good fell
lows who will drink your health at the
expense OF the wrong man" BY return
mail he sent this answer from the Senate
Chamber: The word Arkansas should
he pronounced Arkansaw; the authority
, for this pronunciation Is covered by a
special act OF the General Assembly OF
, 1881. Sorry | cant be with YOU TO drink
at the expense OF the loser
Bridegroom (proudly)-Some one has
sent us a self playing plano as wedding
gft
Parker-Well. cheer up. old man, They
are not indestructible.-
Writing about the --latest American
ballet novelty" "A Dancer says in Die
B0hne': The man who suggested painted
legs should receive a decoration. and II
the money which can be saved in
hosiery should be applied for that pur-
pose the decoration would be a monster
in value True. 10 have elaborate designs
painted on ones legs and by famous ar
fists az some Of our sisters have done in