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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Slice raw potatoes as for frying and
let them stand in cold water for halt
an hour. then put In a happy with pep
per and salt and one-half pint sweet
milk to an ordinary sized dish. Put In
the oven and bake an hour. When TAX.
en- out cut a tablespoon Of butter into
small bits and scatter over the top.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
WorId,a oreatest Need.

Some Englishman has invented a
device which makes house cleaning
dustless"
THAT isn't what we need, though
The world viii reserve its wreaths for
the man who can make the women be-
lieve that house cleaning is useless.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Syante r. w. NJ Bager. Milwaukee,
equalizing system for steam shovels
and the like: Edward II. Biel, Ran
Dolph, Combined hook and fork;
Daniel F. Byrnes, Delavan. tag hold
er; Thomas w. Capen, Milwaukee.
disk pulyerizer; Trevor NJ Craven.
Milwaukee. electric heating element;
Walter Ferris. Milwaukee. compensat-
ing truck; Joseph W. Folgert Worces-
ter. pivot for shears: Herman F.
Guenthor and w. C. Schulz. Milwau-
kee. grain drier; Otto G. Rieske, Beav
er Dam. milking apparatus.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Hot Erlcaraee.

Cut into small pieces the remains OF
roast, either beef, lamb or veal, put
into a frying pan. dredge thickly with
-four. Season with salt and pepper,
cover with cold water and cook gently.
Serve very hot with mashed potatoes.
At this time OF the year potatoes are
much nicer mashed or scalloped than
boiled. They go farther also.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
MakIna Il EaaY sor Lirr esty.

Il tell you honesty pays il the long
run"
Il suppose it's easy for honesty to
do that, because there are so few peo-
pie who don't try the short cut"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
oIIlno Hsrress.

Don't oil the harness until II be-
comes dry from washing. A good oil
TO use is cod liver o. Hang up the
harness TO dry. VII dry rub well
with q soft rag.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

In all parts Of the country. from
Maine to California. the impression
Is growing that the next house Of roo-
resentatyes viii be Republican. and
that the next president viii be :. Re
publlc4a
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
rurnee to the Other Side.

To the credit of their intelligence
be It said, a whole lot OF Democrats
in Washington who but brief period
ago were pointing with pride are nov
INDUCING in their other great special
ty, v'ewing with alarm.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
No Way Of Knowing.

% you know that your husband is
a terrible firt?"
How do you expect could find It
out? You don't suppose he firts with
me, do your"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Liberal applications lime may be
used to advantage b. ~ vegetable
growers. It is an eHe We means OF
preventing mainutTitiao diseases and
Is exceedingly importa. in correcting
soil acidity
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Thought.

"Bnt you can't make machine that
will think"
NO" replied the inventor, "and I
wouldn't if I could il / thought IL
wouldIthlnk as some people do"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Where are You going with that
ambulance?"
ITO the depot to meet my family.
They've been boarding at a farm fog
the past six weeks"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
State BOARD Awards contracts.

The state board of control awarded
the contract for building the new hos
pital for contagious diseases and the
home for nurses at the state hospital
for the insane at Mendoza to the Her
man Construction company, Amigo,
for $6I.1sn
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

81 suppose your daughters trip
abroad did her a wonderful amount of
good?"
Yes. she always says I fancy in
stead of I guess"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Eeedlnn pIna.

Never feed the pigs more than they
will clean up. When the feed Ia LEFT
In the trough or on the floor it sooD
becomes loss.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Must Have Qualities.

Before any animals can transmit
better qualities It must have those
quah.ies.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Give Sheen salt.

Don't forget to provide plenty OF
salt for the sheep. Also mix In SONS
good worm powder.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Some men do not tssi their cows for
fear they win ind taey are losing
money.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22

Poultry keeping i. no pathway Of
.sse-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1913-10-22
Ret.rr smlIl RarrsI.

Better SWIII BaFreIs.
We need pasteurized swill barrels,
as we'll az pasteurized milk.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24
LADIES SUITS AND COATS.

We have about 200 spring aud summer
suits which we will sell for ID price. Our
fail and winter suits are arriving and we
Win nut thcm on saIe al bio Induction.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24

There is in this stock about 800 mems
suitS-thcsc are new and up to date in cv- 4
cry way. \ great many Of them have never
been unpackcd before the failure. We are
going TO sell them
Croioc of the regular $1,000 suits for $500
Choice of the regular $500 suits for SLABS
Choice OF the regular $1,000 suits for S998
Choice Of the $500 suits for ...... S79S
There is one lot of these suits that the
sizes r1m small, nothing over ST, we win sell
for S699.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24
MEMS NIGHT GOWNS.
CURTAIN SCRIM
TABLE OIL CLOTH
INDIAN LINONS

AIl coIlrS IS dWIng The sale.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24
LINEN COLLARS.

Worth any place l5c. These arc the best
brands. will close out for Zoe.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24
Thousands OF Dollars OF N1erchanG

A&@A Ss' TTas
III ~ has forth
tot Scund d Wh limos
ofdpa Hnn in EnHN scnleuem TO t
henSb d1r or as to
anUi trnbu hi grader ~~ g
but b
HI Mero Obligations
III
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24
MEMS ODD PANTS.

There are about 100 pairs i'll the stock.
They are made mp to date-pegged ana
scmi-pcggcd with tunnel loops, with or
without cuffs blue serges, grcys, browns.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24
LADIES HANDKERCHIEFS

Regular 25c handkcrchefs for ,...... l5c
Regular l5c haudkcrchicfs for ....... lOc
Regular Zoe handkerchiefs Will 90 for DC
5c handkcrchicfs for ................. &c
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24
SILK PETTICOATS
LADIES COTTON HOSE

We will sell the regular l5c hose for
The regular - l-2c hose for ..,....
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24

from $50 to 800 we will sell for .. 98c
OycraIlS union made. regular SlOO and
41.25 overall will sell for Toe in this sale
One lot for 4Sc
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24
MEMS TWO PIECE UNDERWEAR

REGULAR jOc underwear we will sell for 8
Regular 35c underwear for .......... 2
Regular 2lo underwear for ..........l
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1913-08-24
MEMS UNDERWEAR

Regular $50 union suits 90 in this sale 98c
Regular S100 union suits for ....... 69c
Regular 7jc union suits .............. 48c
pnoular 5O, uniou suits s......3 900
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12

and new rite lung, and sparkur for the
carburetter, or carburetter for the spark
ur, and few mynor disordurs, the car was
fust-class. He sed for a nominal sum,
sumthing less than the nassional debt. that
the car could be maid as good as new, for
the owner himself had told him so.
Far be it frum me to want to shurk emmy
of the responsibility connected with the
purchase Of this car admit that nv en-
thewsiasm, fired by the argurmints of my
friend, got the bettur of my judgemint To
begin with | did my best to throw cold
watur on the proposision but my efferts
weer feebul and ammatureish | put in a
mynorrity report and maid an impassioned
appel for time and consideration. but was
ovver-rued and houghtily told I was not
Gwen on the ways and meens committee.
When | saw the car, which was fore
passengur false-alam of unsertain age and
pedigree, | moved to re-commit, but was
again crushed to earth by rude and brutal
majority.
Aftur weeks Of privasion during which
all resources availabull at the time or for
as far in advanse as could be obtained, were
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12

and agensies, who lived upon the ivory
heded Suckers they weer abull to hook
They weer going to deel direct with the
owner Of sum secund hand car, and cut out
the middle-man. Aftur maturing this
deep layed plot they took me into there con-
fidense. They evven agreed aftur they had
secured the car that could take ioy-ride
with them they painted vivid word pic
lures of deliteful rides in the country gath
uring the wild flouers and uther accesso-
ries of the rural life, including toll gate SOU
venirs, fines, punctured tires and proffan-
nifty.
A few days latur / was summuned to
hurryed confurense. The newspaper man
IN the srtictest confidence informed us that
he had found secund hand macheen for
sale that "was jewell. !" / asked him if
he was buying an oughtomobile or a gas
range, but he loftly ignored my question.
He sed the car had only been run millyun
miles and was in perfect condission; he as
sured us that outside of couple of tires,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12
w Washington, D. G.

est OF strategy being reprobate yet being consd.
cred respectable.
The Creed Of the Militant suffraaette
believe in Woman
Deheve IN having right to be hung like a ma,
II want to murder somebody or do anv littla +,,,,
like that. o
oeheVe IN pants-and wearing them if wish.
oeheve in being josted around in a crowd uka
any other man. believe in the abolition of that ,,
ana hackneyed old thing called the glamour of wom-
anhood and of all this setting woman on a nedestal
and treating her with deferefce
oelieve in votes for Apmen. And if we can't
'nen' peheVe In destroying public and private
property, and taking innocent lives
believe in hatchets and street naraaes aa
irenzied howlings, and in turning myself from de-
cent woman into screeching clawing. seifstarvinr
and loathesome lunatic-an abominaton in the SIGHT
of the Lord and all people! Ahmen.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12
Many Creeds Of Many Ki,ads--By Karl Knffer

l believe in Christmas, and the Fourth Of July.
and in blowing myself up with fireworks il want to-
I believe in noise all the year around
I believe in frogs and bugs. and slingshots and
spit-balis
believe in ghosts and picture shows, and slot
machines And believe earnestly in the absolute
abolition of schools and teachers Sunday clothes
and tooth-brushes, and SOAP and water Of every de-
scription except swimming holes, and what we drink
also believe in abolishing this thing of spanking
world without end Ahmen
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12

sunnel friend to whom you owe mummy. The
secondhand car is delussion and snare.
| have couple of trends here in Washing
tun, neether of whom could fool the offise
boy In an oughtomobile agensy. One of
themAis newspaper man, and the uther
one has no mummy eeither The newspaper
man, in momint of reckless disregard for
consequinses ovver pursuaded his friend
that they could club into gether and buy
Il secondhand car. With an utter disre-
gard of all facts, a habit Of newspaper men
which is hard to ovvercum, he assured his
friend that it was nuthing short of imbesilli-
ty to buy a new car when it was cinch to
procure secondhand one frum sum. null
ty-millyunair who wanted new one. Hay-
wing formed this dire conspiracy they both
agreed that they would keep on the outlook
for reel honest to goodness bargain in a
secondhand benzine waggin. With a de-
gree of saggassity and accumin rarely dis
played by newspaper men, they determined
that they would avoid the dedly garrarges
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12
The Greed of the Loafer

believe in street corners. l believe in staring
at women when they pass believe in chance ac-
auaintance and affairs with girls who are too young
and ignorant to know any better. believe in the
noble profession of the masher.
believe in working day or two occasionally
when there's absolutely no one else from whom can
borrow.
believe in l. o. US and their non-payment
believe in saloons and all the things contained
therein And believe most ardently in that clever
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12

do not believe in children but if have them
believe in making companions Of them. believe
in being three minutes ahead Of date.
believe in STYLE believe 1t is more important
that my gowns should be startling than that they
should be sufficient
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12
The Woman of Today

#I believe in Bridge. Isbelieye in having more
expensive refreshments for my club than the last
hostess had believe in clothes believe in teas
and luncheons and shows and lapdogs-but not in
petticoats nor babies 4 believe in attending to my
own business and Letting my husband attend to his
believe in Reno.
4 believe in fresh air and sunshine and happi
ness and many, many baths
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12
The Infants Creed

believe in my mothers lap. ! believe in my
nurse and my perambulator. believe in splitting
people and pulling their hair whenever choose.
helieve devoutly in o'clock in the morning. 1t is
Aeasant hour in which to take long walk round
and round the room with father.
Above all, believe in my dinner. believe in
hotties and that which lies therein believe in very
short intervals between the bottles Otherwise be-
Neve in bowling and in creating excitement enough
"a make life interesting
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12

believe in taking q bath every Saturday night,
whether you need it or not.
believe in calomel. and chromos, and having
the minister to diner once a month.
i believe in bringing children up-not letting
them and spread along the roadside like weeds
believe in one husband, and believe in watch
ing him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12
The Hun1or IN Buying
a SecO7ad-Handed Auto;
Haze You Bought One?

consumed on fixing the car up, the event
full day cum when the car-being fully re-
paired and as good as new-could be used.
My friend, the newspaper man, had been
taking lessuns on how to treet an oughto-
mobile when peevish, and had red sevverel
authorities on driving an oughtomobile
maid easy" ETC., etc.. and so FORTH SO he
was in veew of his superior noledge of me-
cannicks unanimously designated as the
Guy who would have full charge of our
furst "joy ride" Perhaps nun of us will
evver again undergo the same experyense
as we had when we furst climbed into the
car. We had a sertain feeling Of proprie-
torship that heretofore had been totally
forrain to the thrills we had when riding in
car The moor we looked at the car, too,
the moor opptomistick we weer It had q
new coat of paint, and while sertainly there
weer cars that had sumthing on it in the
way of size and speed and one thing and
anuther, it was not half bad, and the gasso-
leen smelled just exactly the same as that
used IN emmy hy-prlsed macheen.
Evvery thing was as merry as the flou-
ers in Spring. We rode out of town with
out attracting the attension Of the polise.
The engine while putting quite good deel
of expression in its efferts, wurked fine,
and there seemed to be absolutely nuthing
to cloud the horrizun exsept hazzy recol-
lectsion of the unpaid bills.
But alas, and then sum- At the TOP Of
long hill ten miles frum emmy where at all
that car stopped. The engine gave few
flutterring sobs and cashed in abruptly and
to all appeerenses perminintly. Ny teckni-.
eal friend munkeyed with that car for two,
hours and tryed evvery thing frum mind
over mattur to refined Presbyterian pro-.
fannity in sixteen differint languages all
to no avail That car ankored itself rite
there in the middle of the road and refused
to becum emmy moor animated than tired
stump. Evvery farmur for ninteen square
miles cum along and offered SUGGESTIONS.
such as "why don't you try twisting its
tail, = or "hot lasses pored in it's yeer will
cure it of the sulks, - and menny such brite
and humurus expressions.
The upshot of that ride was along about
p. X procession entured Washington
which the cassuel obsurver would not have
taken for the Gay towering party that left
town that morning. For a triffling consid-
erasion of ten bones cash in hand a native
OF Maryland, who had passed up a college
educason for pair of dun-cullured mules
and forty acres Of land hauled that alleged
car into town, and it was SUBSEQUENTLY, pnr-
chased by w-browed junk deeIer for 2
sents a pound.
Beware Of The secund hand car There
is very little wild, tumultuus and uncon-
fined joy to be obtained in the ownership
OF car in which you repose no confidence.
When car deceeves you it picks out time
when it can throw you down the hardest.
and then devotes a good deel of attension
to the details.
Yours trooly,
BILL VINES.
Washington, D. G.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12

| NJ
I(&xs

Ill M IhoI Qh IiDDlI Oh' IIoodpuny Ho
lIE6 uther industry has evver grown
into promminense with the same
flewensy in this country as the Oughtomo-
bile industry. Under the benine inflew-
ense of hungry publick and protecktive
tariff the oughtomobile manufacturers in
the United States have attained afflewense
and trips to Urope, while there wives weer
in Renow, with jarring suddenness. When
the hossless Garage was furst plased upon
the marketyeers ago it was looked upon by
' all citizens askanse, and with suspission.
That it would ultimately replase the chest
nut bays with Abbreviated tails and the
submarine garages, with forrainer on
each end affected by the rich, no one be-
leeved. 1t cum just in the nick of time to
save John D. Rockefeller frum the disgrase
of being compelled to admit that there was
moor mummy in sirculasion that he had in
his sock, for the electrik lite had run the
Kerryseen lamp to the tall timber and John
was suffurring accute indigestion in his
/ Edivvidend departmint. But when the boss
less Garage hove into site across the horri-
zun, the Standered Oil Company gave a
wild hoop for joy and hitched up its trows-
ers and cheerfully informed its stockhold-
ers that gassoleen and few Soopreem Cort
DEGREES of Dissolusion would enabull them
in the corse of time to declare one or two
|extry stock dividends of millyun per
sent They have dun so.
The American publick took to the ough-
tomobile like the average old made takes
Ito split skurt. All ovver this broad land
the honk- -honk of the oughtomobile is now
as famillier to the bony-publico as the
|handshake of the cannydate. Thousands
/ of peepul air now riding in oughtomobiles
who used to annoy the street car moturmen
by walking along the tracks. 1t is com
nun thing to see persunnel acquintanses,
Whom you know was raised up differently,
lin the twylite Of the cool afturnoon whurl
|by in an so horsepower towering car, all
trapped up in furs and furst and secund
mortgages lodging street cars, waggins,
pedestrians, bill collecturs and the sheriff..
Presumably | have often sed that I did
mot want car. This is what evvery feller
|seys who has no possibull way of getting
lone. When feller citizen tells you that he
|don't want car, you can put it down that
he is simply lying for exercise. He meens
that he don't see emmy prospects for get
ting it.
One of my gratest ambisions is to own
ear of my own. / long for it in the same
way that used to long for bycycle when
Ii was a kid. However there air sevverel
different kinds of cars, all of them being
the very best kind, according to there own
ers, that there is. But beware of the sec
|und-hand car. Shun it as you would per-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12
The Woman Of Yesterday

believe in going to bed early believe in rbu-
barb PIES and babies believe firmly in petticoats
believe in having your husband come in promptly
at o'clock. and II he doesn't, believe in knowing
why. e " @
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12
The Small Boys Creed

I believe in pants, and ball games and three
slices of pie for dinner believe in disobeying my
mother and then in avoiding my father and in max
myself to that perfectly superfluous and
Nferable class OF humans called girls
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-10-12

est of strategy. being reprobate yet being consid.
cred respectable
Arizona republican., 1913-09-05
Wind
BY HOWARD L. RANN

Wind Is a combination of air currents which have the disagreeabIe habit of collecting in one spot and unroofing men. houses and other impedi- menta. There is altogether too much wind in this country, particularly during the progress of a presidential campaign, when it is used to bowl over the sucker -mouthed voter and encourage the propag crooked election tables Wind is put in packages of different sizes, some of which 10 high in the community. One of these is the hot wind, which sits down on the upturned of the corn crop and destroys the complexion O the front lawn Another is the penetrating sample of proJeftlle wind which breaks of Canada hand in hand with q cold wave. Then there is the head wind, which assaults citizens the public highway nd them their equilibrlm and nose gIa cyclone is damaging form Of spiral wind VI mOlested by anybody who IS satisfied with this feetng life below The tor nado is large splinter thrown off by the key winding cyclone. and seldom ventures far from home without puncturing the nearest hot house with hastones. Wind is manufactured in a cave situated at Medicine Hat, thriving suburb of the aurora boreais. and is legalized under the pure food act when distinctly labeled the summer zephyr the six-knot breeze and the wntry blast It is also prescribed in other formulas, such as campaign oratOry, newspaper editorials and the 1ong-winded sermon There is quite a large wind disseminated in selling mining stock and writing m church weddings A windfall is piece of easy money inherited by somebody who wouldn't know the deceased from wax-wOrk model of Hannibal crossing the Alps in three jumps Wind has its place in the economy of nature, but there are times when nature could economize a little more than she does
Arizona republican., 1913-09-05

The secret of the joy of living is the proper appreciation of what we actually possess. -Brierly.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-05

islation was offered when amendment Of fered the floor of the senate It not the time, the democratic senators, the place. redeem the Baltimore pledge: "We demand the actment additional legislation may be necessary make it impossible for a private oIy in the United States" It suggested MT Hitchcock that if he nsistent upon this legislation, he in bill in the face of the stitution which requires that all revenue measures originate in the house of representatives.
 Tn the funess of time and wisdom the demo cratic party will deal with the trust problem" said MT. Williams, in speaking against the very effec- and simple plan proposed by his democratic colleague, MT. Hitchcock. The amendment de- feated. all the democratic senators but two voting against it, and those senators Ashurst Smith, whose thunders against special privilege private monopoly had rolled the table-ands of the north and reverberated among the peaks and through the canyons of the state.
 Every progressive and every progressive repub lican vote in the senate supported the amendment The standpat republicans divided, though it is in conceivable that any of them could have been sin in their support of the amendment