The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-11-21
CLEANED FROM OUR NEIGHBoRs

CLEANED FROM OUR NElGHB0RS
A Mound City girl when asked re-
GENTLY il she was saving anything
or rainy day, replied: Eyes. ]
never wear my silk stockings around
the house"
Vergennes item in the Murphys-
boro Independent: "The preacher
will endeavor to collect his salary
1t the church next Sunday and a
small attendance is expected.
A Belleville man looked at himself
n the mirror recently and fell dead
The editor of the Paducah News
Democrat says he knows better than
10 do anything like that.
From the Golden Sentinel: "A
train on the Illinois Central due
here Wednesday. did not arrive I'M
ii Thursday morning. The delay
vas caused by it being behind
time"
An ice cream supper was held here
Monday night. The weather was
rather cool. but big fires were kept
yoing to keep the crowd warm while
he cream lasted.-Carrier Mills
Mail.
The local band has started on it;
rehearsals to get ready for the hog
Killings this fall. With this music
being rendered, the hogs seem not
0 care to live any longer.-Creal
springs Tribune.
Saturdays DuQuoin Call printed
IN article in regard to burglars
breaking into the general store of
,. D. Mifflin G. Son in that city and
yetting only fifty-two cents, Bur-
glars should know better than break
nto DuQuoin stores.
There is a man in Centralia who
las completely lost his memory, and
IN account of which, he hasn't slept
or several days. The man remem-
)ers the year in which he was born
tut the rest of his life is a blank
f tho Centralia authorities would
make a systematic search in Padu-
'ah they would probably find the
ost memory in that city. II isn't
my trouble to loose" anything in
oadueah.
The stove pipe days are here, the
addest, maddest of the year. when
toves fall down and joints rebel.
kh, these are days of-well, the
ilackest of despair when hubby
'eeats and tears his hair and
pumps his shins while wiley grins
md helps him, nit--Oh, say let's
Iuit before we fit.
According to an exchange a gar
nent factory is trying TO locate .
suitable location in Southern Hi
pois. In looking around we can see
plenty Of room for such a factory
and it should be offered every en-
Fouragement possible. But come to
hink about it, too many garments
tre not fashionable these DAYS.
Atlas Peck and Sidney Hooks had
; fight at Perks Monday morning.
avs the Uniu Banner Owing to
he prominence of the participants.
hey requested that II he LETT out
II the Banner It was only a mat
'er of misunderstanding between
the two, and while some people
would like to read about it, VIC be-
lieTe, ourseIf, that it would be best
o leave it out. OF course. if either
Atlas or Sidney had got killed. Il
would have got out and into print
sooner or later, but no such fatality
occurred, as only a few ticks were
passed and Sidney escaped with :
shot in the leg, II seemed that Sid
neys gun was not in good -workinf
rider, and while he fred severa
times at his opporent, none of tn,
bullets took the desired effect, on,
Foin no closer than through Atlas
nat. Even If public mention of thu
1hhcaity had been made. no on,
s present who could have giyer
dc cause OF tho fight. both men re
using to state ssat II came abou
over calf deal in which Atlas go
me best of the trade by passing of
hind calf on Sidney. Then tn
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