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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28
RIoDLEs.

What is the hest word IT command
10 give lady who ls crossing mud
ry road?
Dress up in front. close tclothes)
~ behind.
Why is a postman in danger of los
ing his way?
Because he is guided by the direc-
ton Of strangers.
What fruit is like a statue?
Fig tef-A-gy).
Why should Denmark be an emf
nently religious country?
Because it has had 30 many Chris
tians kings.
What would Neptune say II the sea
we're dried up?
haven't notion ian ocean,.
What belongs to yourself. but II
used by your friends more than by
yourself?
Your name.
Where can happiness always be
found?
In the dictionary.
My first is equality. my second IL
inferiority. my whole is superiority
Matchless.
Whv does the butchers knife a.
ways keep the books?
Because the business is joint AZ
talr
Why are pawnbrokers like pioneers
OF progress?
Because they are always ready &c
make an advance.
Univ An q shin like n W0manS
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28

UI1UkfB
ONES 81
AMUSING GAME FOR PARLoR
Cross Questions Are Made and Crook.
ed Answers GlVen-one Must
Not Laugh Nor Smile.

The players arrange themselves In
circle. and the first player commences
the game by asking his neighbor
question, and receiving q reply. The
second player must do likewise. until
every player has both asked question
and received an answer. The last
player then asks q question Of the
first, who replies with the answer Civ
en- him to the question. which he, in
the first instance. asked the second
player.
Another. and In most peoples opin
ion much more amusing. way Of play
Ing the game. Is for the players &c
seat themselves opposite to each pthei
in two rows, the ladies' on one SIDE
and the gentlemen on the other. Two
Of the players, lady and gentleman
remain standing. When the rest Of
the players are all comfortably set
tied, the lady walks down the line be
hind the gentleman, and asks each in
turn q question. The gentleman al
the same time whispering in the carr
Of the ladies opposite ridiculous an
swers to the questions which are be
ing asked, the nature Of which he lie
entirely ignorant. Then. starting at
the head OF the line. the first gentle
man repeats the question which was
asked him. and the opposite lady re
plies. The rest Of the company are
naturally highly amused at the absurd
combinations. but the gentleman ask
ing the question, and the lady reply
ing. may neither laugh nor smile. II
they do. they are obliged to pay for
feits, and retire from the game.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28
ENJOYING III. Service.

Etght.year-old Donald was usually
restless in church. so his mother was
doubly gratifled one Sunday morning
to see him sitting with clasped hands
and bowed head throughout q lengthy
prayer.
When, later, she expressed apDre-
citation Of bis attentive manner the
boys face softened with . pleasant
memory. THAT ny be chucklod.
walked IN and out Of my hands e..
astiy go times.r-Harpers MagAzinA
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28

Cairo amply entitle him. But the
method Of his homecoming is causing
much comment
His way Of ignoring his ohicial
superiors In the imperial government
and even the king Il without precedent
and would not be tolerated In anybody
else. He has now been at his home IN
BFOome Hall, Kent ten days, yet has
never condescended even to notify the
forsign secretary Of hia return, mach
les 70 can upon him. e 3 The custom
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28
Suicide Is An Exception

tific. but the method Of operation is
simple enough. The bakers oven Is
to be supplemented with a refrigerat-
ing chamber containing just as many
degrees Of cold as there are degrees
of heat IN the open. The baker aft
er baking his bread places 1t in the
ice chamber and keeps It at a tenn
perature Of q degree or two below
zero.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28

Why IL a ship like a woman?
Because she is often tender to q
man-of.war, sometimes attached TO q
great buoy. and frequently making up
TO a pier (peer).
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28
No More STATE Bread.

Paris. A Dutch invention will
shortly Do put into practice here
which, It Is said. win be a. great q
boon 10 bakers Is Il win to house
keepers. II IL the application Of cold
storage to freshly baked bread, 20
that there need be no more night
work for the bakers The process iS
exceedingly complicated and Seisn.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28

Why are pawnbrokers like pioneers
OF progress?
Because they are always ready &c
make an advance.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28
Hat Band Fly Book.

trail pocket of the band is an oiled
silk bag and pad for leaders, and the
flies are carried on either side.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28
KITCHENER SNUBS THE KING
Famous English Soldier Ignores Ruler
While Going Home for His
Vacation.

London.-Lord Kitchener Of Khar
toum. British agent in Egypt, Ia home
for a vacation to which his wonderful
work during the last three years in
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28

Whv does the butchers knife al.
ways keep the books?
Because the business is a joint AZ
talr.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28

My first is equality. my second IL
inferiority my whole lie superiority
Matchless.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1913-08-28
CONVENIENT FOR FISH HOOKS
Hat Band Arranged for Carrying
Flies and Leaders-Poekets
Free for Other Things.

This hat band for anglers does
away with the necessity Of carrying
pockets full of fly books. In the CEN
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
PLEADS HER YOUTH
|. IN DIVORCE CASE
Mona Morgan, Married at Seven
teen, Tires of Her
Husband.

New York. March S.--Mona Morgan,
one OF the younget ingenues on the
New York stage, has appealed to Su-
Weme Court Justice Cohalan to re-
iieve her of a husband. She says she
acquired him at time when she was
Too young to pick mate with whom
she would be satisfied to pass her en-
tire life.
off the stage. Miss Morgan is known
as Mona Mondell Coster, wife of Nor
man 5. Coster, an officer in the Mer-
camille Safe Deposit Company She
married him ON impulse" on her sew
enteenth birthday-October 4 last-alnd
decided four weeks later. after few
spats" that marriage was failure
she based her plea for an annulment
upon the ground that she was under
the legal age Of consent at the time
OF the wedding.
Miss Morgan is the daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. John Mundell. OF Philadel-
phia Justice Cohlan adjourned the
proceeding until Wednesday. TO give
MISS Morgan chance to produce a
certificate OF her birth
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
SPONSORS AND MAIDS
FOR u. G.. v. REUNION

the sponsor, besides being the daugh-
ter of Confederate veteran, Is Il lead
er in Confederate matters in Texas.
an6 is now at the head of the Women's
Confederate Home Miss Henry is the
daughter of General Pat Henry, a dis
tinguished Confederate soldier and
lawyer, and is a descendant OF Patrick
Henry.
Other general appointees OF General
Young are Mrs Roy Weats McKinny.
of Paducah. Ky. who VIII DO chapcroI,
for the sponsor for the South. Miss
Da1fan. and Mrs. w. ID. Lamar, of Ma
con. Ga who will be chaperon for the
maid of honor for the South, Miss
Henry.
number of appointments remain
tC be made, but those already named
by General Young to represent the va
rtous States are as follows:
Mrs. Anne Bachman Hyde. of Chat
tanooga. Tenn, matron of honor for
Tennessee.
Mrs. q. c. Patton, Jr.. of Chatta-
nooga, honorary matron for Tennessee.
Miss Mildred White, of Paris, Tenn.
daughter OF Mrs. Alex Il. White, pres
ident general u ID. c.. special maid
-of honor for Tennessee.
Miss Eva Dulaney Baclman, of
Chattanooga. maid OF honor for Ten
nessee.
Miss Fannie Reah Bachman, of
SWeel"ater, ienn., Speclal maid OF
honor for Tennessee
Miss leila Armstrong. of Chatta-
nooga, Tenn, special maid of honor
for Tennessee.
Mrs. Elizabeth Stone. of Frankfort,
Ky. honorary matron OF honor for
Kentucky.
Miss Florence Milton Haldcman,
of Louisville, maid of honor for Ken
lucky.
Miss Elsie May Williams. of Jack
sonvillc. Fla. maid of honor for Flo
rida.
Miss Marcia Rodman Myers of
Washington. N. c.. maid of honor for
North Carolina.
Miss Grace Robbins, matron of honor
for North Carolina.
Miss Mary Galloway, Macon, Ga,
maid of honor for Georgia.
Mrs. Harvey e. Kones, of Montgom-
cry. Ala, matron of honor for Ala
bama.
Mrs. Mary L.. Alderson. of Charleston
matron of honor for West Virpinia
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
CHARIOT JOINS
A[IMONY CLUB
Refuses to Pay, and Young Wife
Has Him Locked
Up.
Especial TO The Times Dispatch.l

New York, March S.-Alphonse Char
lot. millionaire" president Of the
Chariot Mines Company, was arrested
to-day at the Hotel Seymour and
locked up in Ludlow Street Jail by
Deputy Sheriff Gilmore in default OF
$50 alnnony.
The alimony was ordered paid to his
young wife, Dace Melbourne Chariot
OF Detroit, Mich. pending the trial of
rhine promoter n year ago rs his sec
ond wife, and lived with him only a
short time. They separated, and she
returned to her mother. Chariot de-
clares that his mother law is the
cause of most Of his marital troubles
When Mrs Chariot obtained her or
der for alimony at the rate OF $40 a
week, she declared that her husband
had been drawing $1,000 a week from
tho company he organized. She sub
mitted pay rolls to prove 1t. Chariot
said he was poverty stricken, and
could not pay his bill at the Hotel Sey-
rnour He said he could not even leave
the hotel, because the proprietor was
holding up his trunks. Mrs Chariot
found 81 way to have him leave without
taxing the TRUNKS WIN MN.
After their marriage in Jersey City,
the Charlots went South to Mexico. The
wife declares that her husband took
her into rough mining camp. and sub
3ected her to hardships to which she
was not accustomed She says he grew
tired of her and directed his son by Il
former marriage TO help him get rid
OF her.
After their return to New York, Mrs
Chariot declared that her husband tore
dress off her In the Hotel Seymour
and pulled $4,000 pearl necklace
from her throat. She also said he
pawned her jewels and forcer hei
mother to redeem them
Chariot denied her allegations. He
said she and her mother agreed to try
to run his family affairs. and that his
young wife deliberately deserted him.
The separation action will be tried ir
tho Supreme COURT soon
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09

No case OF contagious blood poison Is
ever cured until the last particle Of the
virus has been removed from the circula-
ton. The least faint left in the blood
will, sooner or later cause fresh out
break OF the trouble, with all It's hideous
and destructive symptoms of liberated
mouth and throat, copper cclored
splotches, falling hair, sores and ulcers,
etc. No other medicine SO surely cures
contagious blood poison as S. S. 8. 1t
goes down into the blood and steadily
and surely drives out every particle OF
the Infection. 1t absolutely and perfectly
purihes the blood. and leaves this vital
fluid as fresh. rich and healthy as 1T was
before the destructive virus of contagious
blood poison entered the circulation
S. S. S. quickly takes effect on the blood
and gradually the symptoms disappear,
the health is improved. the skin. cleared
of all spots, sores and other blemishes,
tie hair stops coming out the mouth ana
throat heal and when S. S. 8. has
cleansed the system OF the poison no
trace of the disease is left. S. 8. s.
cures contagious blood poison because It
Ia the greatest OF all blood purifiers,
tested and proven in hundreds and nun
dreds of cases all over the country. :.
You will find s. S. S. for sale in all
drug stores at s1.00 per bottle. write u
The Swift Specific Co., 1877 Swift Bidg',
Atlanta. Ca, for private medical aavice
and a very instructive book ON all oioou
diseases, sent free, sealed IN p'aH'
SyraDI)er,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
Colnmander-in-C Chief Bennett H.
Young Announces Partial
List.

Louisville, Ky. March S-General
Bennett II, Young, commander In chief
OF the United Confederate Veterans,
announced tonight q partial list OF
the various matrons OF honor. maids or
honor. and sponsors for the Confed-
crate reunion to be held at Chatta-
nooga during May.
Miss Katie DafTan. of Austin. Texas,
viii. he sponsor for the South; Mrs.
Alexander b. White. of Paris, Tenn,
presidentgeneral of the United Daugh-
ters OF the Confedcracy. will be matron
of honor for the South, and Miss Anne
Henry. of Brandon, Miss, will be maid
of honor for the South Miss Daffan,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
DETECTIVE TESTIFIES.
He Gives Damaging Evidence Against Strik.
Ing Miners

Special 10 The Times Dispatch.l
chaTieaion. W. Va. March s3That efforts
We're mace 10 XIII, wreck trains conveying
Api9ieTr % the knnawha County strike re-
sloh' hnd to destroy property was the tes-
uingny TO-DAY OF Frank G. Smith. detective
at thc tflal before tie military commission
OF forty nine persons charged With conspi-
heids. e ia
SInlth stated that lac had spent fivo months
"a ne mining region. representing himsei {
tI'her as an organizer az miners or as an
snHpioyt OF an electric company During
his testimony he named persons and Incl,
cents without hesitancy and frequently
Wheh ne pointed 10 rome OF the defendants
ne securcd II bow as recognition OF the truth
., nIs statemcntr. Smith had not finished
hlr statement when court adjourned and
VIII re7uns IL on Monday.
iI!ft nine OF the foriy-nine persona on
~. hlsh a plea IN abatement with the
,tluit our or Appeals today, saying they
ut eatshcd that their trial before tho
nihiaTy con'mifsion IL being CONDUCTED I'm a
ia'f and impartial manner
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
hight AGAINST
CUTTING TARIFF
q -,
Democratic Congressman From
West Perfecting Defensive
Organization.
VIGOROUS BATTLE AHEAD
BATTLE AHEAD
Underwood Faces Strong Oppo-
sition to Getting on
Revenue Basis.
Especial to The rimcs-DIspatch.l

!
( h Washington, March S-Democratic
west of the Mississippi River are per-
fecting defensive organization
against cuts in tariff duties. which,
they think, may affect in5uriously their
local Industries.
About fifty members OF the House
have entered into this combination.
They include the members from Min
nesota. from the States along the north
ern border west to Washington and
south to California. These States mus
tered forty-eight votes in the Democra-
tic caucus in their effort to secure the
election of Representative Edward L.
Taylor, Colorado, as a member OF the
MAYS and Means Committee.
Leaders in the organization move
rnent desire 10 head of FIRE wheat. dairy
products, meats and lumber from Can
ada; free beet sugars and free citrus
fruits from Mexico. They hope to re-
..ruit strength from Texas. which Is
opposed to free beef from Mexico; Louis
lana and Mississippi, opposed to free
sugar and rye and Florida opposed TO
cuts in the duties on citrua fruits, and
the Carolinas opposed to free lumber.
Some of the New England Democrd-
tic members are cnlisting themselves
with the tariff insurgents In order that
they may protect their cotton manu-
Featuring Industries and fishing indus
tries. while Pennsylvania and West
Virginia Democrats may become inter
ested because of opposition Ito the
free importation Of Nova Scotia1 coal
should these interests unite, Chair
man Underwood. of the Ways and
Means Committee. wiN face formidable
uppositt on In his efforts to reduce all
sarift duties TO a revenue basis. Pres
sure ia being brought on members OF
tho committee by their colleagues, and
como of the cuts in duties suggested
arc being vigorously fought
The committee began o-day to vote
on items in the wool. cotton, iron and
steel schedules. 1t is doubted az moro
than these three bills can be agreed
to before the converting of Congress
IN special session. Underwood has con-
troll of his committee at the present
time. but every duty laid by tho old
committee is being scrutlnized by the
new committed. and time Is dcInlS-ed
for explanations.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
HILL IS ATTACKED.
Reclamation Service Officials Call III,
Statements IndefcnsIbJe.

Washington. March Reclamation
~ wee officials took Issue with state
H"ntk attributed 10 James j. Hill last
n'Sht ~ an address at Charleyton. s.
g. ~ witch the railroad magnate vas
HthItrn "lth charging tho manage
nor ~ the Reclamation Service az be-
M k'opic." and saying that Irrigation
..ptHE IN The United States had cost
~" ~ much AZ they should and
80" 81 much IN they would In Can
Ihs serfHce statement. declares Mr.
l1'il FEHhot be well informed Of the
IN ny Canadian works and declared
~ ~ cpai per acre Of irrigation In
',sNzfs' Sc COMPARED with American
|I'Hf npHs not Justify the oompnri-
m Tie statement says:
iGf statements attributed 20 Mr.
i'Sy ere szfiavagsnt and ifndcfensiblo"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
pencr,cx ouits tho Game.

Chicago. III, March s.--Lincoln
Beachey. aviator said to-day that ne
would never fly again professionally.
Beachey holds himself indirectly re-
sponsible for the death OF several avi-
ators. and gives this as his reason for
giving up nying. IL have dened death
1T every opportunity i'll the last two
Years" he said II have been bad
influence, and the death of number
OF Young avators in this country can
be traced. I believe. to q desi@ to en-
ulate me in my foolishly daring OK
ploits in the air"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
NEW OFFICERS ELECTED.
Sixth District Teachers Ass0cintion
Ends Annual session.

Especial to The Times -DispatIh.l
Roanoke. Va. March S.-The Sixth
District Teachers Association. which
was In session here yesterday and to-
day. adjourned this afternoon after
electins the following officers: Pres
ident, f. Il. Fitzpatrick, OF Roanoke :
secretary. j. Il. r. Smith, Christians
burg; vice presidents by divisions
Campbell. Miss Lizzie l. Perrow, Con-
cord: Lynchburg. Mrs. Al II. Beck,
Lynchburg; Bedford, Robert Lowry.
Forest, Roanoke County: w. II. Wright,
Ninton: Roanoke city. d L. McBulkin,
Roanoke; Montgomery, j. Il. b. smith,
Christiansburg; Radford, Superin-
tendent ]. b. White. East Radford:
Floyd. Miss Lena Lawson, Floyd.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-03-09
Give, us your orders NOW, before the,
s9 Scrfug Rush.

with DIR. Bastlanelli and a nurse, Will
leave Cairo OH special train, sailing
at o'clock from Alexandria. Another
special train will convey him TO Rome,
immediatelyly after the Adriutic's ar.
rival at Naples Thursday morning.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-04-05
WANTS To MEET
THE FARMERS
ADVISER OF Es-
GAMBIA COUNTY WILL MAKE
PERIODICAL VISITS TO EVERY
SECTION TO CONFER WITH
TRUCKERS AND FRUIT GROW
Frs.

Having assumed the duties of agri-
cultural adviser for Escambia county,
J. D. McQuarrie is very anxious to get
in touch with every man and woman
in the county, who is interested in
crop and fruit production. He will
make periodical visits to every section
and community for the purpose of
learning at first hand the problems ana
difficulties of the farmers, truckers and
fruit growers, and advise them as far
as possible of the best methods in soil
treatment. fertilizers and their uses,
selection of seed, planting of crops and
the problems in cultivation that some
time or other confront every tiller of
the soil
Mr.. McQuarrie will be in his Office,
No. 225 Brent building, every Saturday
and Monday for the purpose of meet
ing those who want to confer with him
on agricultural matters, and he says
he wants the farmers of this county
to feel sure of a sincere welcome when
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-04-05
Cures Old Sores, Other Remedies
Won't Cure.

The worst cases, no matter Of how
long standing, are cured by the won
derful, old reliable DIR. Porter's Anti
septic Healing OIL Relieves pain and
heals at the same time. Csc, soc,
$100. (Adv)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-04-05
ROADSORDERED
TO CLEAN CARS
FLORIDA RAILROAD COMMISSION
AFTER RAILROADS OF STATE
AGAIN ABOUT FILTHY PAssEN-
GER COACHES.
SPECIAL TO THE JOURNAL.


Tallahassee, April 4.-The following
communication has been addressed to
the railroads OF Florida by order of
the Florida railroad commission:
Tallahassee, April 1913.
Mr.. e. o. Saltmarsh. Supt.. L. & n.
R r.. Pensacola, Fla
Mr.. H. w. Purvis, Supt, s. A L. Ry..
Jacksonville, Fla.
Mr.. T. w. Parsons, Supt., S. A. L
Ry., Tampa, Fla
"Mr, M. Riddle, Gen. Supt-, A. c. L
r. r., Jacksonville, Fla
''dr. J. p. Beckwith, v p, F. E. c.
Ry., St. Augustine, Fla.
Dear Sirs: The commissioners con-
tinue to receive complaints from the
public on account of dirty and unsani-
tary condition OF passenger coaches.
They ask that you handle vigorously
with your employees responsible for the
condition of these facilities with the
end in view of keeping said facilities in
a better condition. For one thing they
ask that a sufficient number of GUS
pidors be provided in all OF said coaches
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1913-04-05

remain at culfport for several days.
B. F. Adams. of Mobile, arrived in
the city yesterday and is guest at
the san Carlos
J. A. Stevenson, of Jacksonville. is
In the city today. He arrived yester-
day and is stopping az the San Carlos
W. F. Moss, of Mariana is among
the visitors in the city today He ar
rived yesterday and is making his
headquarters a the san Carlos