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The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
FAvorite Fiction,

Dear Sir"
Esteemed Contemporary"
You Will Pardon Me, l Know. for
1nterrupting You"
"Old Chap. II I Had Known You
Were in Town Should Have Hunted
You Up at Once"
Il Am Glad You Corrected Me, Doc
tor; I'll Not Use the Expression
Again"
Il Shall Be Awfully Uneasy. Maria.
Until l Hear From YOU
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Partially Wrong Diagnosis.

Doctor" said the Responding
youth, pointing to his chest. my
trouble is here"
Angina pectoris. perhaps"
You got her first name, doctor" re-
sponded the gloomy caller; Its Ange-
lima, all right. But her other name is
Higgins"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Glad Tldinos.

well, Uncle Rastus, how are you
getting along?"
"Fust rate. sub. fust rate. An Use
still keepin' one OBJ my yeah's ter de
ground, sah."
"Oh. the political campaigns are
ended for a while"
Il knows dat, but Use JUS er-elis-
TENN ter hear dat big fat possum
when he fall, an Use sho gwine ter
git im!"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Growers Shipping Broom Corn.

AS the price offered for Broom Corn at
shipping points is below the cost Of pro-
duction many growers are refusing to
sell and instead are shipping their corn to
COYNE BROS. 160 w. SOUTH WATER
ST, CHICAGO. The financial RESPONSE
bility of this firm exceeds one hundred
thousand dollars. Growers should corre-
spond with them Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
His One Plot.

Where do you get the plots for
your plays?"
Il have never used but one" replied
the noted dramatist, 'and l swiped
that from 1ngomar the Barbarian
have used that plot in a war play. two
rural dramas. problem play. and now
I'm working it up into musical
comedy"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Brute.

Mary" he pleaded, will you please
quit talking for a few minutes? I'm
trying to think
II can talk and think" she peevish-
ly replied. II can't understand why
you are not able to listen to me and
think"
Il can. Only the things think
while I'm listening to you don't get me
anything"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Successful Expedient.

II tried to sing my youngest boy to
Sleep" said Senator Sorghum. but it
wouldn't work. Then l told him a
story, and that wouldn't work, either"
How did you get him to sleep?"
my wife came to the rescue with
one of her clever suggestions. l de-
livered one of my speeches to him."
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Unlike Hvs predee...o,

President Taft has not yet declared
that he has had "a corking good time"
as president. Indeed, we suspect that he
would decline to make an affidavit to
that eject. But he still wears the
smile with which he entered office,
and has not in his four years sent any
one to the Ananias club.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Sentimental.

Cook-And how did your majesty
find the august outlet of your honor
able grandfather?
Cannibal King--Frightfully tough!
II it hadn't been for the sentiment
of the thing 1 should have thrown 1t
to my dog.-Pele Mele.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Prospective Customer.

Small Girl-Teacher. did you say the
Lord makes babies, too?
Sunday School Teacher-Yes, in
deed.
Small Girl-About how much does
he charge for one. cause l want q
baby brother awful bad.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES

ono size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, the Antiseptic powder to be shaken In
to the shoes 1t makes tight or new shoes
feel easy. Gives rest and comfort. Refuse
For FREE trial package, ad
dress Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y. Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Under the New Regulation.

OHUeF the NeW HeUuIdtIoH.
Wife-Dear. dear! What's keeping
the postman?
Hub-Do you expect letter?
Wife-A letter? No, I'm looking for
the crate of poultry Uncle John mailed
me from Vermont
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

The average man has a lot more to
say about what he is going to do than
about what he has done.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

1t ought to be good news to the
Democratic party that the Progress.
sives are making plans for 1916.-De-
troit Free Press (Rep.).
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Sometimes young lawyer makes
good because he has a wife who lays
down the law to him.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
A Sure Clue

"1'll bet the people over there are
fishing for scandal"
What makes you think so?"
Don't you notice they are talking
with bated breath
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Music and Mastjcation

Now the waltz is going out with
restaurant orchestras."
I'm sorry. l hate changes. had
gotten used to chewing my food In
waltz time"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

woodrow Wilson's education has
been going on rapidly since the Balti-
more convention. 1T ID. surprising
how much people know that is not
true" he now sayA
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Some Measure Of Love Important.
1t is best to love wisely, no doubt;
not to be able to love at all.-Thack-
cray.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Mrs. wnslows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma
ton lays pain cures wind colo 25c bottle. IA
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
ProfeeeionaI AdvIsec,

Pr0t688l6nAT HdVIoef.
who was that seedy individual I
saw you give half . crown tot"
IAN old literary friend Of mine; au-
thor Of Ten Thousand Ways e Ma
king Money '@Ttt Btfs.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Exclamation.

What do they mean by the earth's
girdle?"
Il suppose they mean the earth
quake belt"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Red Cross Bag Blue, much better, goes
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
good grocer. Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Some people are as unpopular as q
last years popular song.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
A Grievance.

The humorist was sick and sad,
His mood was cross. his manner rough;
No matter what he wrote. egad.
The public always called It stuff"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

as they 60 they would never get start
ed.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Miss Peach will you be miner
"All right, II you insist. and while
you're on your knees, don't forget that
you got down there to nx that strap"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Elnlahina.


Toni understand that Mabel has
been sent to finishing school,"
Dick-So I've heard. Say, what do
they teach girls in q school like that,
anyway?
Tom-Oh, they have a general
course of civil engineering. l suppose.
Christian Register.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
More the Other Way.

I'm this list of subjects for alb
stract discussion l see street paw
ing"
II wouldn't call that an abstract sub
ject. 1t has more OF the concrete
in it."
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
WHY INCUBATOR CHICKS DIE
He Is Still Single

1t Is far worse for a woman to mar
ry a man she can't love than it is fol
man to love a woman he cam
marry.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Only Ono "BROMO OUININE'
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININB. Loo
for the signature of W. GROVE. Cures Col
in One Day, Cures Grip in Two Days. &c.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Its Kind.

els this a tentative arrangement"
''Nothin' like that. It's jest to try
1t out for awhile"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Tourist--We ave very much larger
fish at 'ome than. ave seen In this
country.
Guide-That may be, mister. But
wha. l can't understand is why only
the suckers come over on this side!
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
Great Scene Missed.

When Cleopatra took the asp
And pressed It to her bosom fair,
She must have felt regret because
No moving picture man was there.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01
smoortan, 70 Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Write for book saving young chicks. Send US
names Of friends that use incu bators and get
book free. Raisall Remedy Co., Blackwe II okla
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

Any man who shaves himself is apt
to cut his best friend
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1913-03-01

PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO ONT
ii ENT fails to cure any of Itching, Blind.
Bleeding O Protruding Files In TO IA days. 5Oc-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09


ne knows the Jews forbidden blood
: BLOOD. - ~ INV ~
About the prisoner Mendel Bells you call in
america iaborera without
ance ne earned only forty rubles month ($2O)
week l$5l That is too little
s Mendel Bells Waterman brickyard explain
to about that brickyard
~ IN Russia the supports hospitals
cept the Jews Since 1881 the
Jews to the city hospital Now the ghetos
crowded nsanitary sometimes
1ona disease Europe 1t is endemic Pale
r Jews must build hospitals
tai built in the ghetto of Key by ztzef the
1t supported by the
discovered ' > N'
Mendel Bells was Waterman Of that
up over the hilltop He is simple
SUCH ignorance Is Jewish Let me explain
In Russia Is crime to be born
an alien never citizen In the public schools
dies his parents must produce youth army his
substitute Jew can hold office our-
nsy without express At Kiev there pub
translated into Yiddish The other nineteen
the poor Jew knows little Russian
ing law he knows So ghetto with trouble
Nothing is certain but uncertainty " ''
am not complaining. citing Won
understand why Mendel Bells
taken to prison he did not know why
LAWYER Terror and advisers and for seven
months friend him. ~ ~ 'e'en
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
A HAPPY CHILD
In A FEW HOURS
When cross, contsipated, feverish,
give "Califoinia Syrup
of Figs"

Mothers can rest easy after
giving California Syrup of Figs. =
because In a few hours all the
clogged-up waste, sour bile and
fermenting food gently moves out
of the bowels, and you have q
we'll, playful child again. Chill
dren simply will not take the time
from play to empty their bowels,
and they become tightly packed,
liver gets sluggish and stomach
disordered.
When cross. feverish, restless,
see If tongue is coated, then give
this delicious fruit laxative .
Children love 1t, and 1t cannot
cause injury. No difference what
ails your little oneif full of cold,
or a sore throat, diarrhoea,
stomachache. bad breath, remem-
Der. gentle INSIDE cleansing
should always be the first treat
ment given. Full directions for
babies. children Of all ages and
grownups are printed.
Beware of counterfeit fig syr-
ups. Ask your druggist for a So
cent bottle of California Syrup
of Figs then look carefully and
see that It is made by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Company" We
make no smaller size. Hand back
with contempt any other fig syrup
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
K|EFF UNDER
MARTIAL Law

KIEFF, Russia, Oct. 9.-Kieff
Is practically under martial law
as a result of the importing of
Jew haters for trial of Mendel,
the Jew accused of numbering
Muschinsxy, Christian boy, aged
10, in connection with some al
legged religion rite. The govern
ment has made every effort to
create an anti-Jawish feeling
through the case but didn't want
an outbreak Just at this time,
with the worlds eyes conferred on
the scene. Today's session was
devoted to reading the indictment
in the opening statement of Chief
Prosecutor Wiper.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
WHY TACOMA'S SOCIETY GIRLS
WILL GO on THE STAGE TONIGHT

garden. What of It? 1t is far
cry from cabaret shows to tired
woman scrubbing floors. No mat
ter.
sJThey are letter-perfect. They
will dance, and sing about "A
Persian Rose" and mister
Noon" And someone will in
qnire tunefully aren't You the
Girl l Met at Sherry's?'' And
someone else will threaten, "I'lI
Get You" to someone who is a
peacha-reacha-roo. And still
somebody else will plead, meet
Me Sunday at Nine"
The important point to con-
slider is that the proceeds will 60
to the Day Nursery, and whether
or not all the Maggies in town are
to be given q sporting chance to
solve their problem is entirely In
your hands.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
BOY bURG[AR
Gets TERM IN
REF0RMATORY

Morris Bachelor. the 19-year-
old boy who committed several
burglaries in Tacoma with John
Frey, the boy pirate recently cap
tured and sent to the reform
school, was today sentenced to
spend from one to five years in
the state reformatory at Monroe.
"This is the lightest possible
sentence that can give you"
said Judge Clifford. II think
that there are extenuating cir
cumstances about the case, and ]
am sorry for you. but the law
makes 1t mandatory that you suf-
fer for your crimes.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

rival of the U. 8. s. Maryland to
take aboard $50 tons of coal for
was gathered from the claims of
the famous Cunningham group over
which Balllnger and Pinchot bat
tied.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
PEOPLE SHOULD GUARD
AGAINST APPENDIX

Tacoma people who have stom-
ach and bowel trouble should
guard against appendicitis by TAX
ing simple buckthorn bark. glycer-
inc, etc., as compounded In Adler
i-ka, the German remedy which
became famous by curing appen-
dicitis. JUST ONE DOSE re-
lieves sour stomach, gas ON the
stomach and constipation IN
STANTLY because this simple
mixture draws off such q surpris-
ing amount of old foul matter
from the body. The French Drug
Co.. 1855 Pacific av.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
DAVIS PLEADS
GUILTY TODAY
H. A. Davis. colored, who VIZ

H. A. Davis. colored, who was
tried recently on a charge of bur-
glarizing the Oakland hotel. en-
tered a plea of guilty today in the
superior court to charges of liv-
ing with dissolute woman. He
was sentenced to spend one year
in Walla Walls. The jury dis
agreed in the burglary trial, and
Deputy Prosecutor As6ren, con-
WINGED that the negro was guilty
of the charge, Immediately filed
new charges against him.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
RY 3. o. sAwYER

BY e. o. SAWYER
KATALLA, Alas, Oct. 9.--Haul q
carload of Boring river coal into the
railway station here and you will
start a real estate boom the like of
which has never been seen outside
of Los Angeles.
Let a government collier tie up
at this wharf to load and town lots
will go up q hundred dollars q
front foot in about ten minutes.
And just now you can buy a whole
lot for 80 cents Next
Katalia, here. Is a town that was
built on a scheme"
I The scheme included wholesale
mining OF Bering river coal, build
ing Of several railroads and as
many docks and the sale of said
coal to ultimate consumers" along
the Pacific coast at fat profit.
But the un.fed States department.
OF the interior. urged on BY pros
pective ultimate consumers" spoil-
ed the scheme-at least its immedl-
ate contamination, and Katalla went
to sleepi s. :
There are seven miles OF railroad
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
BEGINS FIGHTFOR
ESTATE

The suit Of Margaret Snyder,
who claims an interest In the
Roberts estate. began in superior
court this afternoon. 1t was
scheduled to start this morning,
but was continued by stipulation.
between attorneys.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

Our correspondent, Mary Boyle
O'Reilly, visited the home of Mem
del Bells, the man who, as Jew
is accused at Kiev. Russia, of kill
ing a Christian boy. She inter-
viewed Mrs. Bells, and the chill
dren wrote for her in their own
language the above message to
the world. Miss O'Reilly's letter
containing the message and the
picture has just been received by
the Times.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
BY FRED L. BOALT.

The trouble starts with Bill.
Bill doesn't amount to much, Oh
else he dies, for which he can't
be blamed.
Generally, though, Bill, being
q husky lad, doesn't die.
As Bill is q composite of the
sort Of men we're talking about,
it is fair to say his heart is in the
right place. His impulses are
fine. Only there is a lack Of stiff.
fleming in his moral backbone.
Bill meets Maggie, and their
courtship is as beautiful as it is
informal and primitive. Bill has
rival in Jake. There is only
one thing for Bill to do. He must
lick Jake.
Jake licked, Bill claims Maggie
by right of conquest. 1t is then
that Bill is at his best. He
thinks lot of Maggie. She is
very young and "good-looker."
But Bills responsibility bump
Is about as we'll developed as q
Hottentot's.
By and by Maggie isn't as pref
ty as formerly. Women who
nurse their own babies and do the
homework between times lose
their good looks. And, besides,
Bill hadn't thought much about
babies when he married Maggie.
Then, too, it wasn't his habit
to stay long in one job, or one
town. He had been in the habit
before marriage, of carrying al
his money about with him, and
spending it as he pleased.
1t becomes sort of tiresome
handing to Maggie every Saturday
all Of his weeks wage except car
fare and tobacco money. Love
in a cottage isn't what he hat
pictured. Babies get sick and
peevish. Maggie is tired, ant
cross, aud, it must be admitted
slatternly.
Bill at last gets drunk on Sat
urday night, and there isn't AM
money to hand to Maggie. Mag
gle reads him the riot act wher
he comes home, and, because he
is not quite sober, he strikes hel
in the tired mouth that had oncs
seemed made for kissing, ant
grabs his hat, and goes away.
And he doesn't come back.
Somewhere Bill is living the
life he likes best, never staying IN
one job or one town long, carry.
ing all his money about with him
and spending 1t as he pleases.
What, then, of Maggie? What
Of Maggie who is NO longer pref
ty, who knows no trade, and who
has three babies to feed, clothe
and house?
Maggie must Ego out by the
day" Or, perhaps, she can get .
job in a laundry.
But the babies?
Surely, Maggie can't lug hel
babies to work with her. Clear.
lily, she can't leave them at home
alone. Obviously, she cant at,
ford to employ a nursemaid to
look after them.
The answer Is: The Tacon1a
Day Nursery.
do not know II the young
men and women who have beer
rehearsing for that perfectly frivi.
|lous and absurd performance, "Or
q Roof Garden" which is to bs
put ON at the Tacoma tIleater to
| night and tomorrow night, have
ever given consecutive thought Il
the problem which confronts the
Maggies and their babies because
of the direIecffons Of the Bills.
They are comfortable. normal
healthy and happy young persons
who either have q sufficiency II
their own right or enjoy well-to
do fathers. They are members OF
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

The Berfng river country east
OF KatnIIa II one OF nature's
most remarkable fuel factories.
There you can find cOal IN
EVERY STAGE OF the making
from deeayed vegetatton and
peat through ali era res OF Iig-
nitc and soft coal "a very am
Client and granite-like anfhra-
cite.
In the days when they were
going to build q railroad from
Katalla to the coal fields. every
other man In town had coal
claim When actual construction
work was commenced. the railroad
builders began to fight. officials OF
the government fell out over the
granting OF coal claim patents and
things reached such stage that
President Roosevelt withdrew All
the coal land from entry.
Katalla IL almost deaerted now.
The only industry is in ola few
patents to oil Iadds hevine been
granted.
The most important local event
IN the last two years was tho Ar-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

defender OF his prosecuted peo-
pie, a representative Jew whose
opinion and advice has been
sought by government officials
on more than one critical occa-
sion. Rabbi Aaronson's fore
cast of the verdict in the Bells
case and his estimate of the
blood trials" influence on the
peace of the Pale are of special
significance.
KIEV, Southern Russia, Oct.
81 am rabbi, living in the
Ghetto of Kiev.
1t is a rabbits duty to know
his people.
! know Mendel Bells, held
since two years in prison, now
accused of having done ritual
murder.
Mendel Bells is a poor man,
hard working, ignorant. Very
much that is false has been said
about this case. Let us fix on
the things which are true.
First, there is NO SUCH
THING AS JEWISH RITUAL
MURDER.
II there is, why does it not oc-
cur in America, Germany or
Eng1and2
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
RILEY'S BIRTHDAY

BLOOMINGTON, O., Oct. g.
University students celebrated the
birthday anniversary of James
<Whitcomb Riley yesterday.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09
IN VIGOROUS KEYS
SYNAGOGUES BITTERLY ASSAIIS FOMENTING
OFFICIALS CZARs
EMPIRE

EDITORS Note-Mary Boyle Oefy staff correspondent for
Che Daily Times in Russia investigate the alleged
lions of millions there officials
rabbi in
the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1913-10-09

BY RABBI III. r. AARONSON,
Chief Rabbi Of O
copyrighted,
Enterprise AssOcaion.)
Biographical
Aaronson, the is
known throughout
Arizona republican., 1913-08-17
Leadiug Aw1er1cam Tr0ck "Caan1bs" WlH
 Meet Best Of Foreigners In Ne1U Y0rR Gan1es

in competition but a number of the best of the foreigners who took part in the Olympic games. These men include Sanrsto, the Finn, whose jave- lin throwing was conceded to be the most marvellous ever witnessed: Hans Braun the German middle distance runner who followed Sheppard and Meredith over half of Europe and fin ally up into Scotland to prove that he was the best man; w. R. Applegarth, the English champion sprinter, and probably the greatest distance runner of all time; Jean BOuin of France, who recently ran nearly twelve miles in an hour breaking the worlds record; and Taipale, the discuss expert, whose best efforts completely smothered the work of the Americans and the men of other nations who cOmpetet against him.
 One of the best records of the books today is that of Maxey Long, former Columbia University and New York A. c. short distance runner, whose forty seven seconds for straightway quar- ter of a mile has stood unapproached since it was made in 1900 at the Gut tenberg racetrack. But at last Ameri- can athletics has produced a man in = the present champion 44O-yard man of America, both A. A. U. and inter col legiate. whose recent grand running at Boston and Chicago. when he annexed both titles in convincing fashion, ap- pears to give him a preeminent right to make q successful essay at the long standing mark
 Others who are expected to accom- panV Half on his long swing, down the quarter stretch of the Empire City track are Ted Meredith, the Olympic champion at both 400 metres and 800 metres; Tom Halpin the Bostonian, who was the runnerup to Half in the Amateur Union championships in Chi cagO during the early part of the month; V. V Wilkie, the Yale lad, who took all the Crimson quarter milers into camp at the dual games between Yale and Harvard and several others of like calibre
Arizona republican., 1913-08-17
ARIZONA REPUBLICAN SPORT PAGE

Ramsey, a new pitcher. worked out for a while and showed some good stuff. He will not work however this the old reliable, goes to pieces. some afternoon unless Busted Mitt Bill, thing that doesn't happen in the category of events in Busted Bills catalogue He will be there like Mary, with his hair in q braid"
 There is q new voice from the grand stand noticed lately. It is said to belong to one Slivers, who is some fan at that Last Thursday he took notion to root for the umpire. and his efforts were so much appreciated that several rows of worries were shown from behind the pitchers 0oX indicating that "hizzumps' was smil- ing back at the com mpliments SliVers will be on hand this afternoon and root some more. He has not an nounced yet who he will root for, but it will be some roofing for all that
 The grand stand has been cleaned, there will be cushions to be had at the stand. the game promises to be 2 fast one. and with a great crowd of fans and goed afternoon it will be pleasant to go down to the oall park and take in-the game.