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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-04-24

Tho questions of streets and sewers
complicated with the election of the
street commissioners and the poor
master kept things moving from the
time the mayor dropped his gavel and
called the meeting to order until one
Q clock this morning. Action of the
council in regard to the brick fight
will be found in another column of to-
nights paper.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-04-24
FARMERS ATTENTION.

Guaranteed Danish grown Holland
cabbage seed at $500 per lb. Seed
corn, seed cats, timothy, clover seed,
ETC.. also Northern Wisconsin seed
potatoes, Red River Valley Early
Ohios. All seeds guaranteed 80 per
cent termination. The Dunnebacke
20, Market and West Main streets.
Telephone sol and 802. advwtf
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-04-24

The Kenosha Camp of the Sons Of
Veterans will be formally organized
on next Friday evening when promi-
nent officials of the organization from
Wisconsin and other states will be in
Kenosha. Already sixty Kenosha men
have signed as charter members of
the camp.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-04-24
THURSDAY, APRIL "a, 1913.

After while the city may succeed
in making it clear that it is the inten-
ton to pay exactly what the street as
sessment committee decided is due on
the trunk sewer after most thorough
investigation and no ,more.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-04-24

The Martin Bros. baseball team wish
es to have the error corrected in Mon
day nights edition regarding the score
of the Martin Bros. Lake View game
of Sunday. The final score was to 4,
and the Martin Bros. team had men on
bases in the ninth.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-04-24

The Racine branch of the Y NJ.
G. A. is laying plans for the erection
of a new 100000 building in that
city. A campaign to raise funds for
the proposed building will be started
at once.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-04-24

Want Ads Bring Results.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1913-04-24
ORDER new LADDER TRUCK
City Council in Record Breaking SEES
sion Takes up Many Matters of I'm
portance- Opening of Ashland Ave.
Aided by Petitions for Vacating.
Council in Tabloid.

Elected as Street Commissioners.
South Division-Joseph Everett.
North Division-John Summer.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11
THEY HAVE CHANGED THEIR MIND.

The Bull Moosers and their
friends forced the primary cleo
ton law upon the people of this
state in order to prevent the
Interests. whatever they are,
of manipulating the nominations.
Now they oracularly declare
that primary nominations are
controlled by the corporations
and they are going into solemn
conference on Lincoln's birthday
to select" a state and congress.
sional ticket for the people OF
this state to vote for in the cleo
ton next autumn.
Hugh Halbert, Col. Wilkinson,
P. G. Jacobson, James Spencer,
and ten other members of the
Progressive party made this
decision at a meeting recently
held in St. Paul.
The other member of the
party was detained at home on
account of the prevalence ofithe
hog cholera in his neighborhood
and was unable to attend the
meeting, but as fourteen-fifte
tbs of the party was presepJ THE
action taken will be considered
as official as soon as it is APP
proved by the Colonel.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11
CURRENCY LEGISLATION

Finance is not the Herald's
strong point. It does not claim
to be an expert on currency
legislation but it would like to
call attention tor the fact, that
Congress never attempted to
make wholesale banking re-
vision but that they left the
country Ia a worse condition
than it was when they began.
Especially has Democratic mon
etary legislation been disastrous.
Most of the people can remem
Der the fact that not so many
years ago the mere possibility
of Democratic coin tampering
plunged the country into a
panic.
We have a currency system at
the present time An American
dollar gold, silver or paper is
worth a hundred cents in labor,
commodities or cash, less the
natural exchange, in every
country in the world.
Our Legislators should remem
her the, fundamental Drincin}e of
prosperity:
Good times do not depend
upon the amount Of money in a
country but upon the activity
with which what it does possess
circulates.
A boarded dollar is Of no
more use to the hoarder, or the
community in which it boarded.
than bone buried under a pile
of debris by NANCY cur.
"A dollar is the most timid thing
on earth. It hunts its hole if it
catches sight lsits own shadow
at noon; time. There are millions
of boarded dollars and millions
of dollars held in reserve. IN
this country, that are lying idle
land are not benefitting the own.
|ers and holders, or the people,
Zone whit. ',.s'
What is necessary to start
this idle money moving is.stabil-
lily and cern;linty, and the only
way these conditions can be
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11
BEAUTIFUL INCONSISTENCY

In June 1918, the Progressive
party convention assembled
passed the following resolution.
"The Public Service corpora
tions of the state should be plac-
ed under the control of a Public
Utilities Commission. /"
On Sept. Bird. Is members OF
the Progressive party OF the
state met in the Merchants Ho-
tel in St. Paul and passed a char
acteristically scathing resolution
condemning Gov. Eberhart for
calling an extra session of the
legislature to pass law creating
a Utility Commission.
The Herald is reminded of the
incident of the traveller who
passing farmers baan, was
shocked to hear loud walls of
distress emanating there from.
catering he found the farmer
seated on feed box with his
ten year old son across his knee
vigorously applying a harness
tug to that portion of the lads
anatomy nature had provided
for that purpose.
What are you so unmerciful,
ly chastising that boy for?" asked
the traveller.
The old man ceased his work
moment aud replied: I am
SHINING this kid because he de-
serves to- be skun if ever a boy
did. This morning a man stop
ped off to buy one of my bosses
and lie asked this boy what kind
of a boss it was. put my hand
on his head and seq / to him:
Son tell the exact truth about
this nag'-and dummed if he did
MT do it" and then he resumed
his tanning operations.
The progressive party demand
as fundamental part of their
platform that a public Utilities
Commission be created. Now
they are failing the Governor
because he is trying to establish
one.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11
IT COST TOO MUCH TO PASS THE
POTATOES

The real, vital, all-preponder-
ating public question. is notthe
Mexican situation, the currency
problem, or the tariff tangle.
If our political physicians, so.
Geological medicos and currency
doctors will give their massive
intellects vacation from study.
ing upon these comparatively
nnimportant subjects and devote
their reasoning powers to ways
and means whereby the middle
leaves in the extension table of
business may be removed so that
the end where the eaters are To-
Gated can be brought closer to
tie end where the eats are plac-
ed, the multitude of food con-
,sumers would sing peans of
praises in their glory.
The Minnesota apple crop this
year is immense beyond compare.
Apple growers have been com:
! PEELED to prop and brace and
then re-prop and re-brace the
branches of their trees to pre-
vent them from being torn from
their moorings by the extraordi-
nary weight of their golden bur-
den. Thousands and thousands
of bushels of the luscious fruit
lie rotting on the ground because
the price offered will not pay for
barrelling and hauling to market.
Yetthe Minneapolis reetsweep-
er who buys a dimes worth Of
these apples to MUNICH with his
noon day lunch pays for them at
the rate of So. rs per bushel.
How the thousands and tens
aof thousands of Minnesota house
wives would luxurate in apple
butter" next winter if a few
bushels Of these Duchesses and
Pippins were placed at;their dis
sposai and they would gladly pay
aprice therefor that would yield
the grower q fair return for his
labor in producing them.
Any statesman who will devise
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

brought about is for Congress to:
pass some kind Of tariff and cur
rency measures and go home
and permit the country to settle
down and adjust itself to the
new conditions.
Place a leg of stability and a
leg of certainty under each one
of these boarded and reserved
dollars and they will start.
travelling through the land with
race horse speed and the real
and imaginary evils, and there
are more imaginary than real
ones, will disappear in a day.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11
THEY SHOULD POSSESS WISDOM


Farmers shonld be the wisest
of all men who toll for they
have more gratuitous advice
given them than any other class
of people.
This is the open season for
advising farmers. United States
Senator, Governors, Members
of Congress, Railroad Pres
Eidents, and the butcher, the
baker and cahdle-stick maker"
are abroad in the land telling
the farmer just how he ought to
conduct his farm so he can make
a mint of money.
Every individual on earth.
except the farmer, imagines he
could take a tract of land and
farm it in such a manner that he
could get rich over night.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

thing should be done. It's aim is
to perform an alarm clock func-
lion.
An alarm clock tells man he
ought TO get up butt does not
reach over and grab him by the
seat of his pajamas and snatch
him out Of bed.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

When public official sells out he
generally gets cheated out of his
price.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

The man who tips a waiter when
his wife has holes in her stockings is
no philanthropist.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

The more successful down and
outer" has been the worse he feels.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

Appearances help more than people
imagine. If senator LaFollette were
to lose his hair he would lose most of
his hold on the people.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

Politics makes strange bedfelloNs
but bed fellows make stranger poll.
tics. Z
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

When girl promises to be ga sis.
ter" to a man she doesn't want him
to be blood brother.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

A "record" is a mighty good thing
to have but it depends upon the kind
of record.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

It is a mighty poor way to try to
judge the size of a hog by the size of a
his squeal.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

No woman would ever consent to be
tried by a jury Of women for social
OffenSe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

The woman who can give reason
for her love does not really love.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

According to woman's idea of gam
bling the sin of the same consists in
losing.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

The man who can be played for a
sucker the second time is not worth
the game.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

Truthful men never boast of their
truthfulness nor honest men of their
honesty.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

Abundance often causes more wor.
ny than, need.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

Quinten of the Minneapolis Tribune
in one of her late poetica malforma-
tfons rhapsodizes thusly:
'sStern armed and armored Jared he
forth to fight. =
That is no way to fare forth un-
less the warrior intends to battle
with a millionaire for his daughters
hand. Quinten is the girl who sure
put the lie into poetic license.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

q method of dumping q portion
of this fruit into the domiciles Of
these housewives at . price they
are willing to pay and which will
REIMBURSE the grower will be acs
corded and will deserve higher
niche in the Temple of fame than
the one who figures out the ex-
act amount of advalorem tariff
that shonld be- paid on dried
cochineal bugs in order to pro
tect the infant industry of drying
T the insects in this country.
On the menu of a dining car
appears this legend: Fresh
baked. potatoes IS cents" Thatis
paying at the rate of $15.6 for a
bushel of potatoes for which the
grower received As cents. That
is too much of discrepancy,
even if the baked article was
served on a china plate with a
lump of oleomargarine and a sol
id silver spoon furnished to eat
it with and the whole business
handed to the buyer by an obse-
quous colored gentleman who
would scornfully denominate the
party served cheap skate if he
did not drop two bit tip into
his itching palm.
If some of our political regula-
tors will do a little regulating OF
the discrepancy of the price be
tween cooked and raw murphies
he will confer a greater favor on
the masses of men than he would
if he devised method whereby
the Guggenheimers could collect
six prices for their property des-
troyed by the Mexican insur-
gents. Besides he would win
the solid support of the Irish
and the solid support of the sons
and daughters Erin will land any
politician in the White House.
fla prize Plymouth Rock roost-
er should cast his eye over the
price charged on the bill at the
st. Paul for, Fried spring
chicken. one half" and compare
it with the price the poultry
raiser received for the whole Of
the same spring chicken, he
would order the hens of his har-
EN- to pull out his tail feathers
one by one and would stick his
head under his wing and refuse
to crow for sixty days.
The statesman who will elimi.
nate the stretch" between the
price of chicken in the feathers
and chicken on the plate will be
a heap bigger man than the one
who puts elasticity into the cur
rency.
A bushel of wheat that the
wheat-maker sells for IS cents
when transformed nto bread
costs the ditch-digger. $40 a
bushel.
$ If the stock grower received
the same price per pound for the
stock he ships to the cities that
he pays, for the steak that is
served him at his dinner at a
first class hotel he would get
$575.00 for each four year old
steer he markets.
This is the age of mans tri-
umph. His genius has conquer
ed the air. He plucks the SUBJ
marine treasures with the great
est ease from the ocean depths.
He has annihilated time and
space and the ends of the earth
hold converse together
Mother Shipton' S prophecy ut
tered centuries ago has been lit
orally fulfilled:
= Without horses men pass by,
Swifter than the birds can fly"
Yet the cost distance between
the eatables the toiling millions
produce and the eatables the
toiling millions consume is great
er today than ever before in the
history of the world and the pro-
fblem of the present is to reduce
this cost distance.
Every nprSon who has 70 do
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

1t is more reprehensible to tell a
truth that causes human suffering,
than it is to proclaim a falsehood to
save misery. ].
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

If small boys had their way there
would be only two kinds Of people in
the world; themselves and grand
mothers.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

Two million dollars we're left in the
twin cities during the State Fair.
mostly for things the buyers did not
need.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

Senator Nielsen addressed the Sem
ate on the tariff bill the other day.
The only difference between his
speech and those of the other Sena-
tors was that Knute's was sensible.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

Bryan should turn from grape
Juice To Carver county cider and get
ahead of the fellows who raised the
price of his fayorite beverage. Nor
wood Times.
It is to be hoped that the "Peer-
less leader will not follow this sugges-
tion. His head Is big enough as it is
and as Uranium enlarger Carver
county cider has Kentucky moonshine
beaten six ways from the Jack.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

4 An exchange inquiries in startling
headlines show does what you spend
compare with what you earn3" Very
favorably, indeed. In fact our ex-
penditures beat our earnings by a
mile.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11

dollars ana Iney Will SGdfbI
travelling through the land with
race horse speed and the real
and imaginary evils, and there
are more imaginary than real
ones, will disappear in a day.
Abundance often causes more wor-
ry than, need.
The woman who can give reason
for her love does not really love.
The more successful 'down and
outer' has been the worse he feels.
Politics makes strange bedfelloNs
but bed fellows make stranger poll.
tics.
When a public official sells out he
generally gets cheated out of his
price.
According to woman's idea of gam
bling the sin of the same consists in
losing.
No woman would ever consent to be
tried by jury Of women for social
offenSe.
Truthful men never boast of their
truthfulness nor honest men of their
honesty.
It is a mighty poor way to try to
judge the size of hog by the size of a
his squeal.
The man who can be played for a
sucker the second time is not worth
the game.
A "record" is mighty good thing
to have but it depends upon the kind
of a record.
When girl promises to be ga sis.
ter" to man she doesn't want him
to be a blood brother.
The man who tips a waiter when
his wife has holes in her stockings is
no philanthropist.
Appearances help more than people
imagine. If senator LaFollette were
to lose his hair he would lose most of
his hold on the people.
Two million dollars we're left in the
twin cities during the State Fair,
mostly for things the buyers did not
need.
If small boys had their way there
would be only two kinds Of people in
the world; themselves and grand
mothers.
1t is more reprehensible to tell q
truth that causes human suffering,
than it is to proclaim a falsehood to
save misery.
Senator Nelson addressed the Sem
ate on the tariff bill the other day.
The only difference between his
speech and those of the other Sena-
tors was that Knute's was sensible.
An exchange inquiries in startling
headlines How does what you spend
with what you earn3" Very
favorably, indeed. In fact our ex-
penditures beat our earnings by q
mile.
sBryan should turn from grape
Juice to Carver county cider and get
ahead Of the fellows who raised the
price of his fayorite beverage. Nor
wood Times.
It is to be hoped that the peer
less leader will not follow this sugges-
ton. His head Is big enough as it is
and as a Uranium enlarger Carver
county cider has Kentucky moonshine
beaten six ways from the Jack.
Quinten of the Minneapolis Tribune
in one of her late poeticaI malforma-
tfons rhapsodizes thusly:
'sStern armed and armored Jared he
forth to fight. =
That is no way to flare forth un-
less the warrior intends to battle
with a millionaire for his daughters
hand Quinten is the girl who sure
put the lie into poetic license.
SERVICE.
The sweetest lives are those to
duty wed.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1913-09-11


toiling millions consume is great
er today than ever before in the
history of the world and the pro-
5blem of the present is to reduce
this cost. distance.
Every person who has to do
with provision products is en-
titled to sufficient profit to yield
q fair rate of interest on his bus
mess investment and remunera-
tive wages for his labor, but
there can be no question but
there are too many leaves be-
|tweenthe end Of the table where
the grub.is and the end Of the
table whore the grub consumers
Isit. It costs too blamed much
to pass the spuds, and something
should be done to reduce the pass
fcost and the action should be
speedily performed.
The Herald has no remedy to
IeHer. Il simply declares some
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1913-06-27
McNab Case Furnishes
Material for Vitri-
olic Shafts.
USED BY MANN AS
z A R TY MATERIAL
Minority Leader Charges That
Discharged District Attorney
Has Made President and
Acknowledgement Not Only
Beg Question, but Eat
Their Words"

washington. June 26.-in vigorous
speech In the House to-day Represen-
tatve Mann, Of Illinois, the Republican n
leader. attacked Attorney General Nc
reynolds for postponing the white
slavecases in san Francisco criticized
commissioner General Caminetti. OF the
Immigration Bureau. father Of one OF
the defendants, and declared that Di.
trict Attorney McNab had maze the
President and Attcrney-Ceneral not
only 10 beg the question, bu, to eat
their words"
Frightened rabbits" MIR. Mann
said. never got away quicker than the
President and tho Attorney
when this matter was brought up.''
Mr.. Slam declared that the presi-
dent and the Attorney-General had
permitted themselves to be used TO
prevent the enforcement of great
moral reform Law" and insisted that
the administrations excuse for the
postDonement, offered 10 cast ignom-
iny upon one official in the Depart
ment Of Justice who has bravery. cour-
ag' and knowledge of how 10 do
things, was worse than the "ofense.
Shaft Ut Cnminetti
The younger Caminatti Is a youth
ful boy OF twenty seven years. with,
bclicce. several children" continucd
TIC SiJtdhtl. ana II was ueSiTd Ole TO
have his father AZ the trial 10 pro-
,ect him in his guileless innocence,
having only seven lawyers to do so.
His father had been appointed Com
missioner General OF Immigration, ono
Of tho duties cf which office is to en-
force both tfe Mann and Bennct,
white slave laws in reference TO the
deportation of aliens brought here FOR
immoral purp0ses-G fine man TO place
IN that position whose principal OBJ
ject is to leave his Office in order &c
go To- the side # his twcntv-sevcn.
year-old son under trial for a white
slave offensa
The action now taken is pure
Hypocrisy. Manliness such as
would nave expected from the Chris
tian. moral gentleman occupying the
White House. would have required him,
Ia ask the district attorney to with
draw his resignation and try the
cases. he being most familiar with
them. They have accepted The rcsis
nation Of the district attorney. and
dismissed the oiiicer who worked UP
these cases
Il suspect the elder Caminetti and
possibly The jufio Camin.tti may be
quit. willing I, have the case speed
lily tried when the few m.n who were
familiar with the case, and Tho have
worked il UP. are fred out OF the ser
vice before any ono else has time to
learn all tho circumstances OF the
case"
importance EXnEgcratcd.
MIR Narn charged jhat no new
exaggerated Importance III their ovn
influence of each
81. former men,her OF this Housc