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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin' settles sour,
gassy stomachs in five
minutes-Time It!

You don't want slow remedy when
your stomach is bad-or an uncertain
one-or a harmful one-your stomach
is too valuable; you mustn't injure 1t.
Papes Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in giving relief; it's harmless
ness; it's certain unfailing action in
regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs.
Its millions of cures in indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
trouble has made 1t famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor IN
your home-keep it handy-get large
ffty-cent case from any dealer and
then if anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; II
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head
ache. dizziness and nausea; eructa
lions of acid and undigested food
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsir
comes in contact with the stomach al
such distress vanishes. Its prompt
ness. certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders is reVe
lation to those who try it.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
SAW STREET AT A BAD TIME
New Workers. Explanation to Prov.
ncetown Visitor Who Dis
paraeed Broadway.

AS the Lexington avenue car turned
corner, and the conductor yelled
Broadway" two women on the front
seat leaned far out, and anXiously
scanned the street. After a few min
utes, one said:
Well. say what they may about the
crowded streets of New York, | just
tell you, Sarah, I'm disappointed In
my first sight Of Broadway. 1t isn't
half as crowded as Westminster
street, in Providence"
A young man who belonged in this
town was sitting in front of the two
women. He hitched uneasily while
Sarah agreed that New York crowds
did not come up to expectations, Their
apparently unable to stand these
slurs on his native city, turned around
Excuse me for interrupting," ht
said, but you just wait till noon, ant
| bet the streets will be more crowded
then than they are in Providence. =
New York Evening Post.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
POLLEN HAD TRAVELLED FAR
Over Nearly Four Hundred Miles u
Made Its Way to Fertilize
Similar Tree.

In Paris dwells a man interested In
rare and exotic plants. says the Chris
tan Herald. A friend who had been
in the Amazon brought him home
rare tree In the winter he keeps 1t
at the dollhouse, but when summer
comes he carries It into his garden.
So beautiful is the bloom that he gave
garden parties that men might behold
the wondrous flower. One summers
day he noticed a strange thing that
set his pulses throbbing-a singular
fruit had begun to set. Sending Tor
an expert. they took counsel togeth-
er. They knew that this was the
only tree OF the kind in Paris, and
they could not understand from
whence had come the pollen that had
fortified the plant At length they
published the story in the papers, and
that story brought the explanation
A merchant wrote that years before
he had brought to Marseilles a young
plant from the Amazon. The pollen
of that tree, nearly four hundred miles
away. had been carried on the wings
of the wind over hill and vale and
found out the blossom that awaited
it's coming.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Younger! Try Grandmas
Recipe of Sage and Sulphur
and Nobody VIII Know.

Almost everyone knows that sage
Tea and Sulphur. properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruf, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get THE mixture
was TO make 1t at home, which is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
/ phur Hair Remedy" You will get a
large bottle for about so cents. Every
body uses this old. famous recipe, be-
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair, as it does It
so naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with 1t and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time; by morn
ing the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger
ADV.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Saw Possible Famine,

Little Earl had just learned that his
cousin Hugh, whose papa had died
when he was a baby, was to have a
new papa. After long meditation Earl
arrived at the conclusion, evidently,
that when death removed father or
mother, it became the duty OF the re-
naming parent to supply the loss to
the child as expeditiously as possible.
But he foresaw difficulties and sought
his mother.
Mamma, if my papa should die an
you got me another papa and de died
an you got me another papa, and he
died, an you got me another an all OF
'em died till there weren't any more
white ones, then, mamma, would you
get me an an?''-National FooC
Magazine.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
He'd Called Seventeen.

Jim was a new porter in the Motel,
and he was putting in his first night
at his new and responsible position. 1t
was FIVE in the morning, and so jim
had done all he was told, and was get
ting on splendidly.
Call II and A." commanded the
night clerk as he looked over his call
sheet. Jim obeyed. After he had been
gone for a considerable time the clerk
went up on see if he had called the
rooms designated.
WELL" sighed the new porter, whom
he found on the third floor, i've goi
seventeen of 'em up, but l haven
started on the other four yet."-Na
| tional Food Magazine.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Didn't ANNOY Him.

A gentleman took a country friend
to the opera one night to hear the
"Meistersinger" performed. He was
very anxious to see the effect of Wag-
ner's glorious music on the country
side, and watched him keenly during
the rendering of the overture, which,
grand as it is, is a little noisy, more
especially when the bang of the drums
and the crash of the cymbals occur al
intervals.
But the countryman's face remained
absolutely unmoved. At last the Lon
doner could bear his friends indiffer
ence no longer.
Doesn't this glorious volume o.
sound affect you?" he said.
"Oh, not in the least" was the calm
reply. You forget I'm a boiler
maker-London Tit-Bits.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
How the Term Originated.

Adam was out one night after Eve
thought he should have gone home
and she cried.
He went to work without kissing
her next morning, and she cried.
She put on a new fig leaf one day.
and when he didn't notice 1t, she
cried.
He told her once that her cooking
wasn't as good as his mothers would
have been if he had had mother, and
she cried.
He let their first wedding anniver'
sary slide by without noting it, and
she cried.
He gave her a beautiful diamond
ring, and she joyfully wept.
Then Adam said to himself:
"NowN understand what the poets
mean when they say 'Dewy Eve.
Judge
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

three bottles and it made me we'll and
strong and 1 avoided a dreadful opera
ton. | now have two fine healthy chill
dren, and cannot say too much about
what ydiaE E. Pinkham 'sVegetable Com
pound has done for me. - Mrs. LEE
MANGEs, R. F. D. 10, Mogadore, Ohio.
Why will women take chances with
an operation or drag out sickly, half
hearted existence, missing three-fourths
of the Joy of living, when they can find
health in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound?
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, tumors, irregularities, etc.
II you want special advice write to
lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnfi-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
'CASCARETS" FOR
A BILIOUS LIVER
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 10-cent box now.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick, sour, gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi.
ness and a clear head for months
No more days of gloom and distress
IL you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little In
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Zero in Various Lines Of Endeavor.

MY notion of nothing to be when
YOU have become one" grimly re-
marks the Old Codger, lis a golf
champion. My idea of nothing to be-
lieve is a railroad officials explanation
of the cause Of wreck; of nothing
to listen to is a Renaissance of the
hard winter of eighteen hundred and
something; Of nobody to hold recep-
ton for is Mrs. Pankhurst, and OF
nothing to write pieces to the Speak
ing the Public Mind department about
is why there is no gas, why there are
so many holes in the pavements, why
all the foolishness about the Metro
politan franchise, and so on and so
forth, as long as Kansas City is with
out commission government. kan
sas City Star.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Fearful Picture of He'll.

The penal hell Of the Hindu is one
of the oldest known. Over 1t presided
Yama, the subduer, a monster with
huge teeth and hideous, writing body,
the very sight Of which, to judge from
the ancient drawings, were torture
enough. This hell is filled with snakes,
monsters, insects and other internal
machinery. Red hot charcoal figures
largely, with boiling oil as an inciden
tai torture.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
In Enalish Politics, Too.

We'll, did you discover anything IN
Stump's past life that We can use
against him."
Detective-Not thing. All he ever
did before he came here was to sell
awnings.
Election Agent Why, that's JUST
what we want. Well say that he has
been mixed up in some decidedly
shady observation-disclosures Tit-Bits
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
||ENEVER YOU NEED
| A GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
x Old Standard Groves Tasteess chill Tonic is Equally
Valuable as General Tonic because Acts on the Liver
Dives Out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up
n, Whole SYSTEM For Grown People and Children.

take Groves Taseess chill Ionic
formula label showing that it contains the well known
strongest bitter
and has equal for Malaria hs ana eVer'
Gives life and vo to Nursing
Children Removes Bllounes
to action ana
- -. Hood True Tonic appetizer Strengthened
In Guaranteed Druggist we mean
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Its Probable Reference.

The pen is mightier than the
sword" said the ready made philoso,
pher.
II don't quite see how the adage ap'
niles to current conditions com
mented the man with practical mind
1T probably refers to the fact that
the sword as now worn is entirely
harmless. while fountain pen can ex
plode in a way that will ruin a SAT
suit of clothes in five seconds"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Mot Eli For ladlea

Public sentiment should be against it,
and we believe it is; there can be no rea-
son why ladies should have to suffer with
headaches and neuralgia, especially when
Hunts Lightning Oil gives such prompt
relief 1t is simply question OF getunG
Hunts Lightning Oil in 25c and 5Oe bot
tles.-Ady.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Severe rheumatism

Grove Hill, Ala: Hunts Lightning
Oil cured my wife of a severe case of
Rheumatism and my friend Of tooth
ache. l surely believe 1t is good for
all you claim for it.-A. R. Stringer.
25 and soc bottles. All dealers.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Nothing to IL

Reggie-lf pa was to die, ma, would
he go to heaven?
Ma-Hush, hush, Reggie! Whoever
has been putting such ridiculous
thoughts into your head?-London
Sketch.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Surely Not Her Fault.

Hubby-You really must reduce
your dress bills, my dear; they are TAR
too large.
Mrs. Newlywed-How inconsistent
you men are. You speak as though
| made out the bills.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
RIJR-MY-TISM

Will cure your Rheumatism and al
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises. Cuts
Old Sores, Burns, etc. Ansiseptit
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Sure Proof.

How can a girl be sure that a
Joung man loves herr"
Oh. there are reliable signs. Now,
~ beau stands for my fathers stale
Hcries and even for an occasional
touch"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
MRS, MANGES
ESCAPES
OPERATION
How She Was Saved From
Surgeons Knife by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.
Mogadore, Ohio.-'The first twoyears
I was married | suffered 30 much from

female troubles and
bearing down pains
that l could no t
stand on my fee t
long enough TODD my
work. The doctor
said l woNld have to
undergo an opera
ton, but my husband
wanted me to try
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vege table Com
-o,,pJ Gr,< 7 tool
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
They All Do II.

Joe-Is Gill Good judge of cigars
Moe think he must be. He had
two last night and he gave me one
He must have kept the best one.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Mo. SIX-SIXIY.SlX

This is a prescription prepared es-
pecially for Malaria or Chills and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case, and If taken then as tonic
the fever will not return. 25c.-Acv,
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
But Is Il Worth While?

Perhaps the boy who wants to run
away to sea is justified. It's the only
sure way to learn enough ship-talk to
enable you to understand a nautical
novel
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
The Cause.

Isn't it strange that so many more
people are reported to be insane?
"Of course, it isn't. The alienists
have to live, don't they"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Spllttinu Even.

Visitor-Peter, | hear you've had
four wives.
Peter-Yes, sir; an what's more.
two Nv 'em wuz all right.-Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

A woman may not even want to
know her own mind until after she
has changed ii four or five times.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
The Objection.

Patience hear that Montreal po-
lice authorities are in favor OF the pro-
posal to add several police women to
the force.
Patrice-The trouble is that none OF
'em want to be plain-clothes women, l
suppose.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
No Doubtful Sound.

Heck-Some women are hard to I'M
derstand.
Peck-My wife isn't. She never
speaks her mind to me without max
ing herself perfectly clear.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Quite So.

Are you superstitious?" asked the
bachelor.
Well" replied the father Of large
family. YEARLY, Il certainly think It's
unlucky to have IS children.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Not in His Line.

PA, what's a contre-temps?
81 don't know. I've never learned
the names of all these automobile
parts'-Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Trimmings.

Mrs. Bailey-Hats are to be simply
trimmed this year.
Bailey-How about husbands?
Mrs. Bailey-Slmply trimmed also
Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Wisdom Of Nature.

Perhaps nature had some good rea-
son for not creating a rooster that
could sing in the early morning hours
like an oriole.--Toledo Blade.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Nouveau p che.

What are they-n lionaires? Ny
but don't they put on!"
They certainly do. Million airs
week."-St. Louis Republic.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

Bronchial troubles weaken the system.
Pneumonia sometimes follows. Dean Men
tholated Cough Drop. prevent trouble.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Their Practice

Hotel boys ought to be coed In an
emergency"
why so?"
Because they are always coming
to the front"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
PROVING the Contrary,

"A man can't do two opposite things
. the same time"
Can't he run for Office and stand
ior bis party, too"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

How happy the average married
man would be If he were only half as
well satisfied with his wife as he is
himself!
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

Water in bluing is adulteration. Glass anC
wnter makes liquid blue costly. BUY Re-
Cross Ball Blue, makes clothes whittier thar
snow. ADV.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

Be sure that you ask for Wright. Indian
Vegetable Pills, and look for the sigma
ture OF VIM. Wright on wrapper and box.
For Constipation, Biliousness and Indiges-
ton. ADV.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Guilty.

Wife-There must have been some
punishment for King Solomon.
Hubby-There was. He had thou
sand mothers-in-law.-Judg
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

one pretty girl will inspire more
feminine envy than a dozen clever
ones.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

A modern beet sugar factory is be-
ing built in Hardin, Manchuria, at
cost of $S25,000
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

Mrs winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma'
ton alays pain, cures wind oic ,25c a bottle.AM
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

Sore Eyes. Granulated Eyelids and Sites
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal
sam. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

DR.. Peery's Vermifuge Dead shot" kills
and ekpels Worms In very few hours
Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25
Foley Kidney Pills Relieve

promptly the suffering due to weak. in
ssn'e kidneys and painful bladder action
insy offer powerful help to nature
= building up the true excreting kid
~ tissue, in restoring normal action
no IN regulating bladder irregularities
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1913-10-25

Anyway, the man who wants the
earth gets lot of mud thrown at him.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1913-10-20
Cbrissy worried About Mamma.

PARIS oct, 1a-Christabei PaukSs
hurst. daughter of Mrs, Emmeffn4
Pankhurst. said to your correspondence
today that she could not understands
the attitude of the United States in g.
Guiding her mother. The existencS Of
that country. Miss Panhhurst SAid,
arose from militancy against exactly
the same thing which the suffragetts1i
were opposlng-that Is, taxation with-S
out representation.
Miss pankhurst expressed the hops
that Sir Edward Carson. the leader ~
the rebellious FISHERMEN. would go ~
America so that the attitude Of that
country toward a preacher OF rebel
ion could be tested. The United staten
she added. was not always SO pAr-.
tlcular, II had admitted Eurico Ca-s
russo. the singer. although he had beei4
convicted In New York city of a miss
demeanor
Anxious About Sylvia.
where is nav daughter sylvia" Mrs
Pankhurst asked anxiously. is she.
In prison >" one caller told her thAt
her daughter again is In prison. q
only think OF it, she cried indiRs
nautly. Here only recently my other
daughter Chrfstabel and have been
in France for some time. where we
were received graciously on all sides
And throughout the summer sylvia wass
happy In Denmark. where nothing but
kindness was shown her
Mrs. Pankhurst picked UP some OF
the kilograms that have come to her
at Ellis island. The envelopes were
lying on chair beside her, all having
been opened by the officials She res
ferred sarcasticallv to this and them
read to her callers the messages Of
sympathy. Among them was a mes
yt~a -
women on Saturday night. presided
over by Miss Jane Adams, at which
the injustice done Mrs Pankhurat By
her detention was denounced.