The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1913-06-21
COULD NOT SAY
NO TO ADELAIDE

WIG teotimOuyp uocDh y hhSW Az"
to say no to Adelaide, his niece. This
assertion is borne out by the fact that
when Adelaide asked him to appear
in Juvenile costume at what she
called a kid party" which she was
! to give at his summer home, he con-
scented with an outward smile and an
inward groan.
II WISH" he said to his wife In pri-
vate, that Adelaide hadn't insisted
upon my taking part in this ridicu-
lous affair of hers. In fact. don't
see why she wants to give such a
nonsensical party"
"why do you aid and abet herr" de-
manded his wife. when suggest
ed that she think OF something newer
and more dignified, you Immediately
said, Let her have any kind Of party
she pleases.'
"Well, one doesn't like to be always
interfering with her pleasures. There's
no particular harm In her having a
child's party. Is there? But know l
shall feel like a perfect idiot dressed
in the little girls early Victorian cos
tune that Adelaide has picked out for
me-" He glanced into the mirror and
sighed as he stroked his grazing Van
dyke beard.
The afternoon OF the party Ade-
laide. after tying the strings of a
quaint little sunbonnet under the ma
jor's beard. drew away and surveyed
him from the top Of the sunbonnet to
the tips OF his white stockinged and
BLACK slippered feet.
Uncle. you're certainly the most
overwhelmingly funny sight ever be-
held" she declared. "Tm so glad l
found those pantalettes In grandma's
old trunk. They're perfectly killing.
You'll make the hit of the evening"
81 suppose I'm what you'd call a
screaming success" said the major.
somewhat wryly. you don't think
I'm too complete. do you?"
mo. you're just-just lovely" Ade-
laide squeezed the large sun Drowned
hand OF her uncle, half of which was
neatly incased In a white lace mitt.
"But with that cigar in your mouth
you're a sight to behold"
well, I must have little smoke
before your guests come. Adelaide.
I'll Just take my magazine and read
and smoke on the lawn until the
festivities begin"
A little later. as Mrs. Atkinson and
Adelaide were putting the finishing
touches on their own costumes, they
saw a striking looking couple alight
from a motor car and approach the
oourtliness and greeted them.
Good gracious. Adelaide! Your
uncle appears to be absolutely uncon-
,cious of his absurd attire" exclaim-
ed Mrs. Atkinson. she Is taking
those people around the garden as
inconcernedly as IL he were dressed
in business suit. They must think
ne Is crazy! Here. I'll slip on long
coat over my short skirt and run out
and explain"
The major welcomed his wife with
smile. I'm glad you joined us, my
lear, for I wish you to meet Profess
sor and Mrs. Lee Of the university.
who have heard flatterlng reports OF
our garden and have come way out
from the city to see our rare roses.
We are honored. I'm sure"
81 think" said Mrs. Atkinson to the
visitors, after acknowledging the IN
reduction, "that you are seeing some
thing else quite as rare as our
roses" She laughed and looked at
her husband.
by Jove, I'd forgotten this fool
rig" exclaimed the major. with some
temper. II wonder what you can
have thought OF me-"
friends who told us about your roses
said that some Of your neighbors con-
sidered you rather eccentric to de-
vote SO much OF your time to flowers.
When we introduced ourselves
thought you were perhaps a tribe I'M
usual In your dress"
Unusual! should think So" ex-
claimed the major. Then. turning
severely to his wife. he said: II
can't see, my dear. why you ever per
mitted Adelaide to &c up such an
id!otic party. I fear you give that
girl her head too much" He glanced
down at his costume again. This is
really preposterous. Is that you call.
ing. Adelaide? Yes. we'll be there at
once. You see, Mrs. Lee. the party Is
beginning and I've promised my niece
to be in the grand march. You'll join
US, won't you ?"-Chicago Daily News.