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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21
HOGS HOO TODAY.
BY JOHN W. CAREY.

Who comes out from the golden west
youth of twenty three-and yet so soon
has fixed his name in Z. S. history?
Who shines at what so cleverly is dubbed
a pink-tea sport by gents who never
undertook to guard a white-washed court ?
Who puts the very mischief in the glob-
ules that he serves. which give one
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

bile is merely the sign OF civilization.
whereas a home is civilization itself"
Speaking of the south, he said: "We
hear q good deal about the danger OF
segregation. ] do not know how Il Is
up north, but l have no fears In re-
gard to segregation in the south.
am sure that the southerner, who has
been associated all his life with the
negro. will never want to let the black
man get 50 far away from him that he
cannot call him in the morning"
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Summoned Here for Promotion.

United States legation at Peking has
been summoned to Washington for ap-
pointment as chief of the far eastern
division of the State Department. He
will succeed Ransford s. Miller. who
is to be made consul general at Seoul,
Korea.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

1t is surprising how mitch news people
can give reporter that is not intended
for publication.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

It takes a lot Of faith to enable q
man to order scrambled eggs in a cheaI
restaurant.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

Many a man has collected the money
on the supposition that he possessed good
judgment, when, as a matter of fact, he
merely made a good guess.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

The most annoying thing in connection
with matrimOny Is married life
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

Wise is the man who puts his ears
on the job and gives his tongue a vaca-
ton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

1t is easier to check the baggage than
it is to check the baggage smasher.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

Men who boast that their souls are their
own might not know a soul If they saw it.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

We often wonder IL some seif-made men
do not suffer from remOrse.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

Never Judge the value of an article by
the price asked for 1t.
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Pointed Paragraphs.

| A laxative wife maketh a silent hus-
band.
The older we get the more it hurts US
to be Scolded.
Many mans wishbone is where his
Ia ,,rI,< 10 ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-08-21

Nearly 800 pairs
Women's Low Shoes.
including some of our
finest 81 and 81 lines.
T. cry conceivable
style and shape: any
leather or canvas in
the lot. but very few
sizes larger than ~.
(At All 3 Stores.D
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18

chicago, April l7-Ethel New
comb was today preparing Tor moso
-piion Of Edmund f. c. Won lLleiI
he man whom she declared srrie
aer in San Francisco and then d
serted her three weeks later, tlkin
with him $500 worth Of jewels
Won Klein was for while now
as the man of mystery by the Chi
ago police Following his arrest
the Blackstone Hotel on the com
plant of Miss Newcomb he gaze tn
name OF Jack" Lewis. He refused
TO diyulge his real identity unit
nearly week afterward
Several ether women have made
charges against Won Klein, accord
ing TO the police. In Denver. it i
declared. Won Klein married a Mrs
Howard, under the name OF Franz
FGraham He viii be prosecuted OF
the charge brought by Miss New
comb. howeeyr. as the police teliev
hers is the strongest case.
Miss Newcomh is at the home O.
friends on the South Side Whe,
seen today she tod of the corrtsip
quick marriage, ana subsequent roll
berg b. the man she declared Is v0I
Klein.
Il suppose every girl gets foolisr
at some period of their lives. SAID
Miss Newcomb. = was foolish wheI
met Won Klein. He was handsom.
and easily won my consent to a mar
riage.
"A minister was brought to oul
home and after the license WIS Sc
cured we became husband and wife
or thought we did.
Il mad given him my money and
iewelry, If trusted him enough tc
be his wife. felt I could gurel.
trust him with all my possessions
Three weeks after we were married
he disappeared
Since then | have been wander
ing over the continent in an affori
to get trace of him 1t took me three
years to do IL. but | finally found
him and, If 1t is the final thing dc
on this earth, am going to see that
he gets sent to prison.
Il do not expect my money back
nor has the thought of any return
ever entered my mind"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
SENATOR LEWIS
HOAxED;; CALLS
ON PRESIDENT
Col J. Ham is Victim of Practical
Joke and He Assumes War
Path Tactics.

Washington. April 17.--Colonel ],
Hamilton Lewis, the new senator
from Illinois. is on the warpath. He
had bad half-hour today when a
jooular friend told him there was =
possibility that Secretary OF State
Bryan would announce that Mi.
Lewis could not take the oath OF
Office because of the recent amend
ment to the Constitution providing
for the election of senators by direct
vote.
Goodness gracious exclaimed
Colonel Lewis. well have to see
about that at once.
When the new Senator's fears
were set at rest after a hurried tele-
phone call to the State Department,
the joking friend had disappeared
Senator Lewis Is hunting the
friend
sThc Illinois man also called todas
on President Wilson to pay his re
spects.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
SEE IF YOUR cH|lD'S
TONGUE IS COATED
L cross, feverish, billions give d.
he onS Syrup Of Figs" TO
Cleanse its little bowels.

Look at the tongue. Mother, ii
coated, il is 4 sure sign that your
little ones insides, the stomach,
liver and 80 feet of bowels arc clog
ged up with purifying waste mat
ter and need a gentle, thorough
cleansing at once.
When your child is listless. droop-
ing, pale. doesn't. sleep snundly or
eat heartily or is cross. Irritable.
feyerish, Stomach sour, breath bad
has stomach ache. diarrhoca, sore
throat, or is full Of cold. give tea
spoonful c< Syrup Of Figs, and in a
few hours all the foul, constipated
waste, undigested food and sour bile
will gently move On and out of its
little bowels without itausea, grip
ing or weakness. and you surely wi II
have well, happy and smiling child
again shortly.
With Syrug of Figs you are not
drugging your children, being com
posed entirely OF luscious figs. SIENNA
and aromatics it cannot oe harmful,
besides they dearly love its delicious
taste.
Mothers should always keep
Syrup of Figs handy. It Is the only
stomach, liver and bowel cleanser
and regulator needed A little given
today will save a sick child tomor-
row
Full directions for children OF all
ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the package.
Ask your druggist for the full
name, "Syrug of Figs and Elixir Of
SIENNA" prepared by the California
Fig Syrup Co. This is the delicious
tasting, genuine old reliable. Re-
fuse anything else offered .Advt
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18

he judges in the Union county
polling contest. This has become
me of the leading features of Union
ounty's school endlngs
Mr. and Mrs W A. Kelly spout
Saturday aud s2 1ey al their hoast
n Jonesborc
AT the city election in ullia 5obl
Kelley was elected president af the
own board and Lewis Neadaam.
Toe Mortar and Lord Da members
If the same. Much ncede Improve :
nents have been promised and win
De made.
Congratulations are duo I've cairo
people who made such q persistent
and winning fight against what
seemed an inyincible foe. the high
water demon. In the future Cars
people can stay al home and furnish
harhor for their less fortunate
aeigHrUTs up at Paducah
Judge p W. Thompson visited
Cairo Wednesday
Mark Easter has gone to St Louis
With car load of cattle and hogs
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
CAUSE.

Insects as worms. mosquitoes and les.
Arc from heat and moisture born;
The pests and pestilences that from
them arise,
We do indeed despise, scoiT and
scorn.
The diseases by them that's carried
round.
Un-noticed. un-thought of. and
unseen;
When investigated would astonish
and astound.
Considered, it's much less then.
than il might have been.
Bacteria, baccillii and disease germs,
Are by the scientists and special
lists known;
While all humanity 20 the incllna-
ton Of their terms.
Are constantly AMI ignogantly
prone.
We pass through the mystery of life,
And into that Of death we glide,
The ups, the downs, the glories, The
strife,
We come we go. we seant. we
slide.
Clean out the parlor, kitchen and
dining-room,
Scrape-out from under the house
and in the backyard;
Solicit health and happiness
boom,
Be a booster" and good sani-
tary par'd.
TO every known disease; to every
sweet relief.
We investigate, we listen. we look
and then we. pause:
AS behind every event. opinion and
belief,
Lies the efficient cause
-"PIPPIN DAN"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
HOW TO GET FAT
Use samose, Say Druggists Paul G
Schulz & Sons and Put on
Good Flesh.

The almost universal interest In
physical culture is The best evidence
that can be offered as to the need Of
a simple and scientific method OF
making thin people fat. increasing
strength and restoring health.
Athletics, when carried to an ex-
IRENE, often result in sTfaining the
vital organs. How much better it
would be for the average person to
regain health. strength and flesh by
Using Samose. This flesh forming
food is assimilated as Soon as il eu-
ters the stomach; 1t helps the or
gans to assimilate the food and ex-
tract the flesh forming elements; it
builds up the muscles and rounds
out the limbs into shapely plump
ness.
samose has been SO successful in
making thin people fat and restor-
ing the weak and run down to
strength and health that Paul G.
schnh & Sons, the popular druggists
sell It under their personal guaran-
tee TO refund the money if it does
not benefit.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
Books for the chIlsrcn

Care must be taken In the stories
we give 70 growing children that evil
is always overcome. Book friends are
very real to boys and girls and in
huence their character. There should
be effort ard conflict in their stories
and daring endurance and stecdfast
purpose, Stories In which TIE child
hero acts rightly are particularly
valuable, because what boy or girl
has done appeals more directly to the
ch:lds own power He feels though
re may not express !. sven TO him.
self that what other children have
done he can dc.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
0CR0T PAINTING SOLD TO
pARISIANS FOR $4,000

New Cork. April IA Corot-
"L'Arbre Tombe en- Travers de Ia
Riyiere, from the estate of the late
Mrs Sue Mcclure Clark, sold by her
executors, brought $4,000 at a sale
under the auspices OF the American
Art association Representatives OF
Paris art gallery were the pur-
ehasers
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
Hot STOCKINGS.

A certain large engineering firm
Lately received an order In Russian,
and. although the receiver OF it had a
fair knowledge of the language. there
were two words he was unable to
translate, Somewhere in the works,
however. real Russian was EN-
ployed. They brought him along, and
he read the letter carefully. but was
still puzzled by these two words Lit
orally, he explained their meaning
was hot stockings which seemed
absurd, BIZ was presently seen TO be
the nearest-known Russian synonym
Tor fire hose. ~" Manchester Guardian
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
WITHHOLDS
PANAMA TOLL VIEWS

Washington, April 17-"Presi-
dent Wilson will not speak on the
Panama canal tolls issue until he
has to. Then his utterance VIII be
direct and to the point" declared
Secretary Tumulty today when
questioned as to the reports from
London that the chief executive has
assured American Ambassador Bryce
that Great Britain's protest over
the free passage Of American Toast
wise vessels through the Panama
hanal would be regarded as valid by
this government.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18

Savona, Italy, Is probably tho only
town in the world where policemen
wear top hats. One cannot help won.
dering what the policemen's ato2pers''
look like after the officers have had
a rough and tumble with hooligans
Perhaps. however, Savona lives up
to the level Of responsibility Indi-
Gated by the silk hats and does not
possess hooligans.--Wide World Mag.
azine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
ULLIN


Artie G. Brown was in Carbon
dale Sunday
DR. j. b, Mathis and Simon Alden
went to Anna Saturday where they
took tho civil service examination
with a view of securing the APP
pointment as postmaster for Ullin.
OF the many talked of aspirants
they We're the only ones that re-
NAMED in the race.
Hon. George Martin and family
Of Mound City were in ullin Satur-
day and Sunday.
Miss May S. Hawkins, county
superintendent. was in Anna. Sat.
eufday where she served as one Of
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
Tcst of snhriaty

Many shlbboleths have been devised
for testing sohriety. George Meredith,
who doubtless could have evolved
some wonderful examples. had he
chosen. calls them oinometers. or
methods Of determining the condition
Of man, according to the degrees of
wine or beer in him One of the
most snareful OF these is the sentence.
Give James Grimes gilt gig-whip.
aud cup of coffee from copper cot.
fee pot. London Chronicle.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
Widely Used.

Chamberlain Cough Remedy is
one OF the most widely used medi-
ines in the market II ID as popu-
lar in Canada, Australia and South
Africa as 1T horne. This is because
+. makes good, You can always
depend upon it .when you have u
cough or cold For sale by all
iealers.--Advt
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18

heith's tbeater here last night, but
failed to obtain the contents. abouf
$4,000. Experts. who made an ex.
animation today, found that the in
ner door had not been opened ana
shat the money was intact. The
combination lock Of tie second doc.
vas wrecked and it WI have "a Il
drilled to open Il
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
FURY Of WOMAN
SCORNED TURNED
UPON VON KLEIN
Hopes 10 Send Man Of Mystery,
Whom She Trapped, to the
Penitentiary.
ABSC0NDED WITH JEWELS
Nemesis Trailed and Brought to Bay
Deceiver Who She Thought
Was Husband.
WITH JEWELS

Love has been said to be tht
strongest passion That is not so
in my experience anyway one
loved the man whom | believed wa
my husband as | thought | couli lov
no one else. Now hate m S,
much that wi never be happy un
til he is in jail.--From statOmen
by Ethel Newcomb.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
The Open Car Window.

The rule as to windows in naF7cu-
ger cars in Germany has been that
they must moi pc opened on both sides
of the car without the consent OF all
occupying the compartment but on
city and suburban trains IN Berlin
neither window in the front compart-
-ment Of each car may be opened with
out such unanimous consent
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
TO ORGANIZE PHONE GIRLS

Washington, April 17.--The CEN
trail Labor Union of this city will
begin at once to organize the teie'
phone operators of Washington and
vicinity as result of the resent
ment caused by the sending OF local
operators to Boston to act as strike
breakers" during the threatened
trouble there recently.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
Dlffy's Pure
Malt Whiskey

is universally indorsed by leading
clergymen, doctors, educators, nurses,
lawyers, as well as business men and
women in all walks of life, as ore of the
worlds greatest medicines and tonic
stimulants.
All druggists, grocers ard dealers,
500 large bottle. Be sure you get
the genuine: substitutes are injurious.
NJ usfiy Nall WMs&sy c., Rochester. u. v
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
500 ENGLISH SONG BIRDS
TO BE FREED IN MICHIGAN

Detroit. April 17.-Nearly 500
song birds imported from England
by Henry Ford. leral manufac-
tnrer, viii be given their liberty ON
ar. Ford's farm near this city. The
Shipment was met in New York by
Game Warden Charles Danidl of De-
troll, and brought west in special
express car. Nearly loo birds died
on shipboard. Included among the
birds were larks. linnets, brilliant
yellow hammers, thrushes, green
finches, builfnches. Jays. chat.
inches and redpolls.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS.

, Owing to the disorganized
, condition Of The Bulletin car
, rier service due to the high
, water period many subserib-
, ers, who have just returned
} home, are not receiving
, their papers regularly
} In each and every case
, The Bulletin requests that
} notice be given the business
} office either in person or by
, phone any time during the
, day from a. m. to p. m
, and the omission viii be cor
rected with the paper deliv-
} cred promptly every morn
} ing in the year.
, In case the first notice does
, not succeed, subscribers are
, urged to again notify the Of
, flee of the delinquency,
J o o o o o O o
---------------=
Theater Safe Resists Burglars.
fndiaaGpolis, April i7.-Sai
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18

when the attention Of The Bull
letin Is called to any misstatement
of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections will
eheerfully be made.)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
FRECKLE-FACE.
February and March Bring out I'm
slightly Spots--How to Re
move Them Easily.

move Them Easily
DO you know how easy II is 10 re-
move those uply spots so that No one
will call you freckle-faee?
Simply get an ounce of othlne,
double strength. from Paul G. Schulz
G. Sons. and a few applications
should show YOU how easy it is to
rid yourself OF freckles and ret a
beautiful complexion The sun and
winds in February and aMrch have
a strong tendency to bring out f-eck-
les, and as a result more othine is
sold in these months Be sure 60
ask for the double strength othine,
as this is sold under guarantee OF
money back if it fails to remove the
freckies. -Adyt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18
Germs Mlaht Be Worse.

Germs are bad. of course, but they
could be worse. Suppose they sang
at their work Galveston News.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18

MANAGER KIMMEL THEATRE, CAIRO ILL
YOUR SHOW BEGINNING THURSDAY AFTERNOON BE MOORE
AND CLAIRE PRESENTING COMEDY sKIT ENTITLED ALONG
COUNTRY LANE BoUDIM BROTHERS, WIZARDS OF ACCORD
EoN AND JOE MAGE BLACK FACE COMEDIAN IN LINE REAL
HOT COMEDY
B0UDM BROTHERS ARE HEaDIJNERS ON BILL FEATURE
TO LIMIT GOING FAR AS LIKE THEY ARE REAL GOODS
INTERSTATE AMUSEMENT CO.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18

MRS. D. EVANS.
SYRACUSE, N. Y. tSpeciaD .-"It Ia
with pleasure that recommend Duffy's
Pure Malt Whiskey, which | can con
scientiously say restored me to perfect
health. / was unsuccessfully doctoring
for bronchitis when was recommended
to take Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey.
This remarkable medicine promptly
effected cure. Mrs. ID. Evans.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18

An advertisement, In The Rui,etlu
brings results
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-04-18

Theater Safe Resists Burglars.
lndia5Epolis, April l7.-Safe
blowers wrecked the safe in B. r.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-19
SCHOOLS MAY CLOSE
FOR PARADE FRIDAY
Final Preparations for the
POtlatch Being Made
SHRINERS ALSO BUSY
McCrossin, Grand Marshal of Parade,
Naming Staff-East Lake Park
Putting on Festive Attire.
Floats About Finished

Within the next day or two 1t is expect
ed permission will be received from the
public school authorities to close the
schools of the city at noon Friday and
perhaps all day Friday in order to give
the school children an opportunity to see
the big Birmingham on Wheels parade
of the Birmingham potlatch festival.
Some of the school children are to par
ticipate in this mammoth parade, and the
others, of course want to see 1t, as 1t is
to be one of the most educational and
spectacular displays of the inside works
of great city ever shown in this sec
tion of the country Every business,
every industry, practically every phase
of the life and activity which all works
together to make Birmingham a big and
powerful city will be demonstrated by
means of artistic floats and marchers.
Maj. e. J. McCrossin, grand marshal
of the parade, is dividing the entrees up
into different divisions He is naming a
long list of citizens for his staff to aid
In directing and organizing the parade
and conducting. 1t through the streets Of
the city. The floats out at the fair
grounds have been almost completed with
the exception of few details.
Solon Jacobs, chairman of the band
committee has signed up contracts with
the Cullman, band, with one or two local
organizations and is after some more out
of town bands, including Jasper and
others. Several brass bands will take
part in the parade, marching at regular
intervals in the long line.
The decorations downtown have been
taking shape rapidly in the last two days.
Many places are now draped in flags and
bunting. East Lake park is being put into
shape for the big Indian ceremony and
Indian ball Friday night at that place.
The night parade next Thursday night is
practically ready to start 1t is to be
allegorcal of Indian life in Alabama, each
float portraying an event in an old chie1-
tain's search for an ideal hunting ground,
in which he wanders far from home and
finally finds his ideal place at the very
home he left years and years previous TO
his search.
The Shriners are getting things in shape
for their big street carnival, which opens
up Monday at East End park, and the
Ad club has about everything ready for
their street carnival which starts on the
same day, continuing throughout the
week.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-19
HARDING IS BACK
FROM EASTERN TRIP
Says Any Announcement on
Wire Plant Matter Must
Come From Gary


W. P G. Harding. president of the
First National bank and president of
the Chamber of Commerce, returned
from the east yesterday afternoon on
the Blrminghamt Special
He and Senator BanlShead had a con-
ference with chairman r Fl. Gary Of
the United states Steel corporation in
New York with regard to Corey and
the American Steel and Wire company's
large plant here Mr.. Harding said
that he was not authorized to make
any statement concerning the confer
once that whatever was given out
would come from Chairman Gary. He
intimated that a statement might be
issued. from the United States steel
corporation Headquarters within the
next few days.
Il am glad to tell about the good
crop news said Mr.. Harding last
night "The reports from the winter
wheat section indicate a bumper crop
this summer-a record breaking crop;
and the fine prospects in the wheat
belt have had decidedly good effect
on the financial and commercial sit
uation. | found the feeling in business
circles far better than 1t was when L
was in New York about three weeks
ago.
I'm returning home watched the
country from my car window all the way
from Greenville, S. c., to Birmingham
and | WAS glad. to see cotton planting
so well advanced. Planting conditions
in this part Of the country could not
well be better
The Birmingham age-herald., 1913-04-19
INSURANCE AGENTS
TAKEN OVER THE CITY
Delegates to Convention of Union
Central Life Shown Over the
District Yesterday

In several automobiles the delegates
to the convention of the Alabama agents
of the Union Central Life Insurance com
pany, now in session at the Hotel Hill
man, left yesterday afternoon for a tour
of the city. There are about 25 or 30 Ala
bama insurance agents here attending the
meeting, which is being presided over by
e. II. Andrews, state manager. The in
surance men were entertained at dinner
in one of the Hillman private dining
rooms last night. The convention will
last through today.