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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
Lack of Relatives.

In Fargo, n. d., recently native OF
Poland came before Judge Charles A
Pollock to take out naturalization pa
pers. The applicant gave his name as
Polak, but he thought the proper way
way to spell 1t in the United States
was Pollock.
Why" said the judge, that is my
name. What we're your ancestors?"
"Oh, got no sesters." said the Pole
Il got two brothers"
But you misunderstood me. Who
were your forefathers"
"Oh. | got only one father."-Chi-
cago Record Herald.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
Heartless Man.

Now, what are you feeling bad
ahout?"
"Oh, I'm utterly wretched! He
doesn't love me as | love him."
How do you know"
"Why, we discovered last evening
that the day we have fixed for our
wedding day is the day Of the opening
of the cricket season, and also there's
a bargain sale on at one of the big
shops"
And he wanted to change the date
of the wedding?"
I'VE both wanted to change it. He
couldn't miss the opening game, and
couldn't dream of missing those bar
gains
well. then, /"
But he wanted to have the wedding
day later, while it was ! who sug
gested having it day sooner"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
X. C, M. G,

A pompous British politician who
was proceeding to take over gov
ernorship in one of the overseas do
minions was approached on the prom
enade deck by an innocent-looking fel
low-passenger, who. raising his hat
humbly inquired Would you mind
telling me what 'K.C.M.G.' means al
the end of your name, sir? 1t has
puzzled one or two of us"
Knight Commander of st. Michael
and st. George, of course" said the
pompous one, as he inflated his chest
oh" said the innocent, 81 thought
it means Kindly Call Me Governor! .
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
Indians Didn't Want Hospital.

Hobart, Okla, April 22.-Twenty OF
the chieftains and members of the
Kiowa Indian tribe met in council here
this afternoon and displayed petitions
signed almost unanimously by all the
male members of the Caddo, Comanche
and Kiowa Indian tribes protesting
against the erection Of the Indian hos.
pital near Lawton which congress re-
Gently appropriated a large sum Of
the Big Pasture money to erect The
Indians claim this money should not
be expended for this purpose.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

An Irish lecturer, expatiating on the
nature of man, remarked that one
point of distinction between human
beings and lower animals consisted in
capacity for progress.
Man." exclaimed the lecturer, sis a
progressive being; other creatures are
stationary. Take, for example, the
ass. Always and everywhere it is the
same creature. You never have seen,
and never will see, more perfect ass
than you see at the present moment"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
In Wooden Leo.

Druggists have some very queer ap-
plications for prescriptions. An old
war veteran limped into a shop one
day, and said to the druggist:
81 want some medicine"
what kind of incidence"
"Oh, / don't know. What do you
recommend"
Where does the seat of your diff
Guilty seem TO be-"
"In my wooden leg, mister. It's get
tin all worm-eaten."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
Good Evidence.

Katherine had been brought up to
believe that tale-bearing was despic-
able, but there were times when her
greedy twin strained her principles to
the swapping point.
Katherine" said her mother one
day, lis it possible that you and How
ard have eaten that whole bag of pep
PERMITS that l meant to take to
grandmother just because l left the
bag on the table,"
Il didn't take one of them, mother,
said Katherine. Indignantly, but How
ard-well, | shan't tell tales, but you
just smell him!"-Youth's Companion.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

until four months ago I began giving
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound trial and now / am in good
health. Mrs. WILLIAM H. GILL, 10
Pleasant Street, Auburn, New York.
"DOctOr's Daughter Took It,"
St. Cloud, Mimi was so run down
by overwork and worry that could not
stand it to have my children talk aloud
or walk heavy on the floor. One of my
friends said, TRY Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, for l know doc
tors daughter here in town who takes
it and she would not take it if it were
not good.
al sent for the Compound at once and
kept on taking it until was all right. 3"
Mrs BERTHA M. QUICKsTADT, 727 9th
Avenue, S., st. Cloud, MINI.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound may be relied upon as the most
efficient remedy for female ills. Why
don't you try it? :.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
In Cav New York,

My dear" said the New York man,
where did you get the new waitress?"
she says she used to be in vaude-
VILE" replied his wife.
Good. Now we can have home din
ners with cabaret features"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

organic pains tnaC
sometimes / would
lie in bed four days
at a time, could not
eat or sleep and did
not want anyone to
talk to me or bother
me at all. Some
times I would suffer
for seven hours at a
time. Different doc
tors did the best
they could for me
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
Queer Arrangement.

81 am not going to take a sleeper
for this one trip"
But isn't part of the journey at
night?"
well, what of that?"
How can you make night jour
ney in a day COACH?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
Clumsy ENOUGH.

"Stoogins waltzes like camel
81 don't knoY how a camel waltzes,
but judging from Stoogins' movements
out there ON the floor, he would make
a first class turkey trotter."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

Promise Large Aluminium Output.
Aluminium is to be turned out at the
rate of $4,000 tons annually at new
hydro-electric mandatory now I'M
der construction insNorth Carolina.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

Very few people are so in love with
their Job that they would refuse bet
ter one.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

When a young widow gets on a
bachelors trail, it's only a matter OF
time.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

It sometimes happens that a deaf
mute is not highly educated, but what
he knows he has at his fingers ends.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

ITS no trouble at ALL says bill
collector ito find people out"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

Shorter engagements. IL followed by
longer marriages, would help some.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

Alcoholic Consumption Large.
The alcoholic consumption head in
this country is a little less than 20
gallons a year, of which Fl are con-
tanned in beer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
Paternal Wisdom.

"Pa, what is a classic?"
"That depends, my son. A classic in
Kentucky is a horse race"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02

MANY have smoked LEWIS Single Bind
er cigar for the past sixteen years. Always
found in reliable quality. Adv.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
WOMAN SUFFERED
TEN YEARS
From Nervousness Caused by
Female Ills-Restored to
Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.

Auburn, N. Y.-"I suffered from
nervousness for ten years, and had such
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
INTERNATIONAL
SUNDMYSC[lOOL
LESSON
Qy r. o. SELLERS, Director OF even
ing Department. The Moody Bible In
stitute of Chcago)
LESSON FOR MAY a.
JOSEPH INTERPRETERS DREAMS.

LESSON TEXT-Gen. l0:9-2S.
GOLDEN TEXT-"The breath OF the
Almighty giveth them understanding
lob 32:S, X. V.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
Just the Riuht Ace.

HAS the millionaire Prudence mar
ried much of past?'
"Sixty-nine years"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1913-05-02
Innortant to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy 10Y
infants and children, and see that it
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
GOVERNOR PAROOHS
 TWO MEN IN ONE DAY
One Gets Citizenship Restored Whilst Other Is Relieved of Technical
 Error c6 tie Courts

Governor Hunt yesterday signed q reclamation of pardon for Harry Spencer, restofing to the man his citizenship Spencer was sent up from Coconino county several years ago for forgery and served his sentence. While there, however he applied him self so well to his tasks that he be- came a thoroughly competent con struction engineer, at which calling bo has worked with credit ever since. He is now living in oregon and need ed only the signature of the governor of Arizona to give him the same rights as those enjoyed by his neigh tors. among whom he is a highly re spected citizen.
 The second case came from Pima county and was that of Thos P Brien, who was arrested for grand larceny when seventeen years Of age and gave his age WrongfuIly at 21 in order not involve his people. He was sentenced for from one to ten years when it was found that he was only seventeen and could not be sent to the state prison. This technical error was righted by the pardon.
 Julius Funstuck committed from Pima, who was discharged in 1909 but who since his release has been worthy man was also pardoned.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
SAGE TEA DARKENS
 HAIR ID ANY SHADE
Don't stay gray! Here's a simple recipe that anybody can apply
 with a hair brush

The use of Sage and Sulphur for restoring faded gray hair 10 it's na- turaI color dates back to grand mothers time. She used il to keep Ter hair beautifully dark. glossy and abundant. Whenever her hair fell out or took on that dull, faded or streak ed appearance. this simple mixture was applied with wonderful effect.
 But brewing at home is mussy and out-of- date Nowadays. by asking at any drug store for d 50-cent bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get this famous o!i recipe which can be depended upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair and is splendid for dandruff dry, feverish. itchy scalp and falling hair.
 A well known downtown druggist says it darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell il has been applied. You simply dam pen sponge or soft brush with it . nd draw this through your hair. talk ing one strand at q time. By morn ing the gray hair disappears. and af- ter another application or two, it be- comes beautifully dark, glossy, soft and abundant. nt.AdVertisement.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
HAYDEN

The Hayden schools which opened last Monday have broken all records for first week enrolment and if the roll continues to lengthen the board may find it necessary to provide an ether class room and engage the ser vices of a fifth teacher The first day enrolment was one hundred and fifteen and this was increased to one hundred and fifty before the end of the first week. There are SD many in the primary grades under the care of Miss Sturgeon that she has been forced to adopt the plan of holding morning and an afternoon class. This gives the little ones but half days study, which is probably sufficient for their ages.
 F. C. Taylor. of the Taylor Hatch company, has been empowered by the school board to act upon the matter of excusing any child of school age from conforming to the compulsory school attendance law. There are a few cases before the board wherein it is claimed to be necessary for children of school age to work to assist widowed mothers or for some other reason of equal merit and such matters will now have to be handled
 
 Bob Jones, of Winkeman, has gone to Phoenix for the purpose of bring ing back a large new touring car for use in the auto-stage service between Winkeiman and Hayden. We have already in this field Prewitt and Me Taggart, Slim" HOeye and Burns Giffn. and with this fourts line operating the sands between here anu our sister city will doubtless be kept warm.
 Manager Gates of the copper com pany was in Hayden a few days the latter part of the week in his big LCZier car Since he had the machine here last it has been equipped with much more powerful engine which enables it to take the hills with east and has also been generally over hauled and repainted to- a soft gray shade.
 S J. Gormly and F. J. Franklin went to Ray Friday evening by auto accompany ing l.. $. Gates Ray D. Bernard, who has had charge of MT. Gates auto for several months. has been succeeded by Rob ert M. LaSalle. Mir. Bernard wished tc take a little practical mining experience and secured a transfer to that branch of the service. E. l.. Hiatt, chief engineer at tine
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
OFFERS MEDIATION
Represe Of Secretary Wilson Reaches Calumet on Peace
 Mission
IAssoc1ArEp PRESS DESPATCH

ASSOCIATED PRESS DIsPATCH1
 CALCME Sept. 13.-JOhn MOffit sent here by Secretary Wilson of the federal department of labor, to offer mediation in the copper miners strike arrived today and tomorrow will confer with President Charles Mover of the Western Federation of Miners. He will also confer with representa- lives of the operators
 Six deputies charged with the mur- der of two strikers on August IA were bound over today to the circuit court for trial. They were admitted IL bail in the sum of $I0,o00 each.
 While cavalrymen were clearing the streets after parade of the strikers Was stopped this morning. flags in tre hands of strikers were trampled to the street and torn from their fast enings. The strikers wired Governor Ferris protest, demanding respect for the flag and the right to parade.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14

deep gulches that skirt the east and west sections of the town became sWirling rivers that swept everything in their paths. Scores of those whose homes were carried away or rendered uninhabitable are being cared for in waters. It is feared the list of dead will be augmented when isolated c1mps of prospectors are heard from.
 While many homes were devastat- ed, the heaviest losers will be the three railroads which have terminals here. They are the Tonopah and GoIdfield. the Tonopah and Tidewa- ter and the Las Vegas and Tonopah. Parts of their lines are under water tonight and so badly damaged that rebuilding it is said, will be neces- sary.
 Although a call for extra con- struction men was sent tonight to Tonopah twenty-siX miles away. it is doubtful if any trains will run out of Goldfield before Monday
 Another heavy cloudburst disabled the California and Nevada Power company, whose lines reach out from Inyo county. California, serving all of this district. The lines were sad- ly damaged. Residents of TonOpah. which contrary to early reports, | escaped similar storm damage as rainfall there was slight. sent auto mobile loads of supplies and the two camps. Goldfield and Tonopah will care for all the sufferers here.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
COMMISSION FOR
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November are Erie, Reading. Wilkes barre, Harrisburg. JohnstoWn. Al toona. McKeesport, York. Newcastle Winiamsport, Easton. HaZletOn. Oil City, Bradford. Franklin, Lebanon. Pittston. Monongahela and Titusville
 All of these cities are to adopt the commission form of government in December This new system carries with il the direct legislation prin- cipIes of the initiative and refern- dunn. The councilmanic system will be abolished and in it's place will be q commission composed of the mayor and four commissioners.
 The new law provides for non par tisan elections in all the cities of the state. except Philadelphia. Such cleo ticns. taking out of partisan politics municipal officers in practically all If the cities and judicial elections in every community. are expected to go Tar towards destroying the old party machines.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14

Ray mines has just returned from 2 vacation of several weeks.
 Robert Record made a short husi- ness run over to Ray the latter part af the week.
 D. Stewart smith of Ray. was in Hayden Thursday and Friday of this week. having come over in the Gates auto.
 H. D Hayden is a late arrival here and has accepted employment with the copper company
 g NJ Bryan arrived recently from Fl Paso and has entered the employ of the copper company.
 Mr and Mrs. F. l.. Hatch left Thursday for a vacation of several weeks in southern California.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
REMARKABLE SHOOTING.
rAssocIArED PRESS DrspArcH1

ASSOCIATED PRESS DISPATCH
 SEAGIRT, N. J., Sept. 13.-The score of 4 out of possible 75 at the thous and yard range was the remarkable performance of Corporal More of the United States Marine corps. winning the Remington expert match today in the second days shooting a the TWen- ty-Third Annual Rifle Tournament on the Seagirt ranges. Major William B Martin was second with a score of 73; Major Winfield N. Price third, with = More than a hundred competed
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
Demand Immediate Trial.

EL PASO, Sept 13.-The state de partment is determined that Captain Santa Ana Caraveo and the federal of ficers. who are under arrest at Juarez on a charge Of the murder of Edward Hayes of Buffalo, at Madera, Chihua- hua. on August 15, shall be punished for the crime and has notified Thomas D. Edwards, the American consul at Juarez to demand an immediate trial of CaraVeO.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
THISTLE COLLAPSES
Two Are Killed in Accident on
 Southern Railway.
ASSOCIATED PRESS DIsPArcH1

IASSOCIAIE ED PREoS DISPAICHI
 BIRMINGHAM, Sept 1.-Two were killed and six were seriously injured W hen a Standardization trestIe col lapsed under a Southern Railway To- ComotiVe near Paris. Alabama. this afternoon The dead are: Manuel Bowers. Thomas Woddie, bridge workers The most seriously injured are Engineer Bedford and Hampton Fletcher.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
FAVORS HYGIENE COURSE
ASSOCIATED PRESS D1sPArcHl

ASSOCIATED PRESS DIsPATCHl
 KANSAS CITY. Sept 12-A favor able report on introducing q course in sex hygiene in the public schools was presented today to l. l. Comack. superintendent of schools by the eighteen delegates from this city who attended the recent convention at Buffalo. No definite decision was reached by the superintendent.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
BARRY GOLDWATER-F

BARRY DWATER-Barry Gold water is in Phoenix. He vii not be in Phoenix very long. He arrived Yester- day to stop over a day or two en route from New York to Los Angeles. He will be back in Phoenix shortly for the opening of the winter season.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
LOOK FOR SOME
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where Deputy Sheriff Ortiz was killed on Thursday in the first engagement with the band.
 Further details of the battle of this morning were given by returning sol diers who placed the number of MeXi cans dead at two, three seriously wounded and fourteen captured.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
MAKE A RoUNDUP-Denntia,

Sheriffs Perry. Fitch and Sears and
 Policeman Wilkerson late last night
 rounded up seven Mexicans who had
 been engaging in a free for all fight on South Seventh avenue near the
 railroad tracks, locking two in the county jail and sending five to the police station. Dolores Mendosa was found with gun which he had been discharging and q. Dyarroro. be- sides being badly beaten about the head was found to have been pretty much the aggressor in the trouble The former was charged with car rying concealed weapons and the lat ter with assault. The five sent to the city were charged with being drunk and disorderly
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
GOING BACK TO BAKERSFIELD

Louis Acosta, a well known member of the cigarmakers' international, leaves tonight for his home in Bakers field, California after a three months visit with his brother Al Acosta.
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
NOTES OF THE PLAYERS

May Irwin believes in starting things right. Consequently she will open her second season in her big gest success of recent years, Widow by Proxy." in a town that not only
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14

NO FORDS YET-Ed Rudolph has been giving 'em a demonstration of how they get what aint there He sold twelve Fords last week. although he didn't have a single Ford to sell. He expects a carload by the first of the week, when he can fill most of his ord- CTS
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
INVESTIGATING FAIRBA NIX s

BRlDGE-Governor Hunt and Assist ant State Engineer T. F. Nichols left last evening f;' the convict camp at Fairbanks to spend Sunday and a part of Monday if necessary looking into the work that is heinz done on the bridge over tn ; Santa Cruz at Fair bank
 PINONE KING HERE-C, E. Doll of El Paso, Texas the man who enjoys the distinction of being the only one to corner the phone market a few years ago. arrived in the city yesterday and will remain a few days looking into the chili and frijole situation. He comes here from California
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14

Well" chuckled the optimistic failure. I've got one satisfaction
 And whats that?'' asked the sym pathetic friend.
 If ! had succeeded l should prob ably have made al nuisance of my self telling people that I was self made man. Detroit E'ree Press
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14
LIVES ARE LOST

Continued from Page One.) pal range that overlOoks the district Walls of water and sheet of hail filled the streets and then the two
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14

agrees with the rest If the world in
 thinking Miss Irwin the funniest wo-
 man a-going, but believes that as d factor of the drama Miss Irwin stands
 higher than Sarah Bernhard, Beer bohm Tree or any of the rest of them. The town is Clayton. N Y. and the towns eNuavagant reg q for Miss Irwin is partially accounted for by the fact that when Miss Irwin is not acting on the road. her mail is de- livered at the Clayton postoffice. The
 board of seIectmen is considering the passage of an ordinance sentencing any man, woman or child who does not attend Miss Irwins performance on the night of the show, To be shot at sunrise on the next day
Arizona republican., 1913-09-14

One of the most important of the numerous well known English actors that Cyril Maude will bring over with him in his American tour is LenoX PaWle. already well known and well liked here. MT. Pawle originated the role of Brooke Hos1ynes. the retired butler. in "POmander Walk and played the part of the old bookseller in the all-star revival of Liberty Hall" last spring. Mir. PaWle was a member of Maude's London Play house company for many seasons. and will here play many of the roles ere ated by him in England.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1913-09-21
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years you've advertised Michigan beans;
you've taught the American people that
a bean isn't fit to eat unless it's grown in
Michigan. There are ten million dollars
of your money invested in that education,
and every bean of the Michigan crop be-
longs to us Now what are you going to do"
what am | going to do?' retorted Ben
ton. "Shift the shoe. What are you going
to .doo Suppose ! refuse to buy, where do
you stand? You and Blair are involved to
the extent of millions with crop for which
there's no market unless | supply it..
Craig rose. His finger beat tattoo upon
the inkwell. "That's just what | wanted
you to say He placed portfolio on the
table and extracted a sheaf of papers.
"There's no name signed to these ads; but
every argument you've used for the last
ten years is incorporated in them. | came
here today to get your contract; you've
refused to deal with me. Now, listen to
my proposition he reached into his port
folio second time. "Here is a press notice
setting forth all the facts of the bean stu
alton. Tomorrow morning every man, wo-
man, and child in the United States will
know that Blair and Lambert have estab-
lished an invulnerable corner and, what IS
more important that we own the Michigan
crop to the last bean" \ third time he
fshed into the portfolio. "Here are papers
of incorporation for the Lambert Baked
Bean Company five million dollars paid