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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1913-04-18
MARRIAGE AT
COURT HOUSE
BIRMINGHAM COUPLE is UNITED
BY ESQ. ROBERT GUEST
TUESDAY.

Miss Mamie Palvado and }. D.
Farmer, of Birmingham, were mar
ried at the court house Tuesday ar
ernoon by Esq. Robert Guest, an'
they left en- the evening train togep
er with the mother OF the bride ~
a visit to friends at Mt. Pleasant, Os
fore they return to their home in tns
Alabama city. Mr.. Palvado was SUI
fering some from an injury sustaineu
in an automobile accident, and yalA-
ed only with the assistance Of DIS
bride and mother-in-law.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1913-04-18
VOLUNTEER STATE
PATRIOTS GETTING
NEAR PHI. COUNTER
PAIR or DEMOCRATS NAMED 0v
PRESIDENT WILSON AS
PoSTMAsTERs.
CHATTANOOGA and E1OVAH
Others in Line for Places Win y
Aided In Their Efforts by SENATE,
Lea-Gov. McMillin to Be uroAa
for Place.

| WASHINGTON, D, c., April ia
John e. Conner, of Chattanooga ana
Samuel w. Mckinney, of Etowab ara
entitled to the distinction of hejns
the first Tetnesseans to receive ~
fetal recognition from President VIII
son. They were nominated TO-DAY 90
postmasters at Chattanooga and Fto.
wah, respectively The nominations
met the approval of the Tennessee
senators, who wilE urge their s,eedv
confirmation by the senate. Both arc
constituents of Congressman Moon
and their names were proposed to
1.-THE postoffice department by him
The Chattanooga Office carries a sal.
airy of $4,000, and the Etowah Office
pays $500 annually. Conner. Of
chattanooga, succeeds Scott NJ
Raulston, resignsd.
Senator Lea has an appointment TO
"cS IiCoiaSHl WHSoH anu secretary
OF State Bryan tomorrow in behalf o,
ex-Gov Eenton McMiEIin, whose
name is under consideration for
place in Tire diplomatic service.
T. J. Brooks, of Atwater, Tenn.
was today urged upon Secretary of
State Bryan as delegate to the inter
national institute of agriculture that
meets at Rome, italy, May 10
Brooks was endorsed by Senator
Lea. Congressman Sims and other
members Of the Tennessee delega.
tioa. Charles S. Barrett, president
of che farmers mion- of which
Brooks is am officer, joined IN the rec
concentration and visited Secretary
Bryan with Senator Fletcher, of Flor.
ida and others interested I'm Brooks
appointment.
Senator Shields was joined today
by Senator Vardaman, of Mississip
ri, and Representatives. Hull and Nc.
Kelfar In visit to the state depart
ment to urge the appointment Of
Thomas III. Jackson, of Memphis, as
consul general to London. Jackson
has been in the city for several days
and accompanied the delegation to
the department, where they confer
red with Secretary Bryan.
The Tennessee delegation has lin
ed up solidIy behind Phillip E Hol
land, formerly of Jackson, who wants
to be consul general at large for
North America. Holland, who Is
new in Washington, is in the consu
lar service and has made an anyiable
record at Saltillo, Mexico. He has a
big advantage in the recommends.
tion of Phil G. Hanna, consul general
for Northern Mexico. The position
for which he is applying pays a asia.
ry of $4,000 year and expenses.
President Wilson today nominated
former Governor John e. Osborne, Of
Wyoming, to be first assistant secre
fary OF state. Walter H. Page, Of
New York to be ambassador TO Great
Pritain; William Fl Osborn, Of
Greensboro, N. c., to be commission
er Of internal revenue, and H. Snow
don Marshall to be u. s. attorney Of
the southern district of New York
Samuel H. Thompson, of Denver
former Republican attorney general
OF Colorado, has been selected for as
sistant attorney general of the Unit
ed State before the court of claims
He was one of the Presidents stu
dents at Princeton and member Of
the famous Princeton eleven of &c.
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COTTON SEED FOR PLANTING

We will furnish seed to plant 1900
acres, guaranteeing 3 cents fol- seedl
Gotten up to Nov. Is, 1918, and the
rise COLUMBIA COTTON MILL
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Suffered day and night the tor
ment Of itching piles. Nothing help
ed me until I used Doan's Ointment
The result was lasting, - Hen. John
r.. Garrett Mayor. Girard, Ala.
fAdvt)
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Accidents will happen, bus the best
regulated families keep DIR. Thomas
Eclectic Oil for such emergencies.
Two sizes IS and SOC at ell scores.
(Advt.)
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1913-04-18
ADDRESS SUNDAY
SCHOOL AT M'CAINS

Prof. Joe Matthews will deliver an.
address 10 the Sunday school at Nc
Gains on next Sunday morning at 10
o'clock.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
ECZEMA ITCHEB AND BURNED

r. F. D. No. 8. Maryville, Tenn
my baby, when three months old,
took eczema on his face and head
His head and one side Of his face
were almost in solid sore. The ec-
zema at first was kind Of rash and
then 1t broke out in water pimples
and they would burst and looked very
badly. It would itch and burn so bad
ly that he could not rest at all and
his hair just all fell out at once till
his head was perfectly bald. He could
not sleep at night and was very cross.
Il tried remedies without any relief
at all; he only got worse all the time
until used Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment. He had great relief the first
application. He was soon cured and
his hair began to grow back and now
he has just beautiful fine hair and
has no sign of eczema" (Signed)
Mrs. H. d. Clabough, Jan. %, 1918
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston."-AdV.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
RscIpe for MAKING Jokes.

There is nothing any easier than
writing jokes. Simply iot down your
ideas for the Jokes, say two or three
hundred. on a slip of paper; then seat
yourself before typewriter Feed
blank paper into the typewriter and
inject the ideas through your finger
tips into the keys. Continue to do
this until all Of the ideas on the slip
are exhausted, then gather up the
jokes. which have piled themselves
into heap on the opposite side of the
typewriter, send them to editors and
receive your checks. A couple of
hours day spent in this manner
should bring you in revenue enough
to support a wife and nine children,
run six-cylinder touring car and buy
bonbons for soul-mate. Try 1t.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
QUININE AND IRON-7HE MOST
EFFECTUAL GENERAL TONIC
Groves Tasteless chill Tonic combines both
in tasteless form. The Quinine drives out
Malaria and the Iron builds up the
System. For Adults and Children.

You know what you are taking when you
take GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC
recognized for 80 years as the standard
General Strengthening Tonic. 1t has no
equal for Malaria and Fevers, Weakness,
general debility and loss of appetite. Re-
moves Biliousness without purging. Re-
lieves nervous depression and low spirits
Invigorating to the pale and sickly 1t
arouses the liver to action and purihes the
blood. Atruetonic, andsure appetizer Guar
anteed by your Druggist We mean it. soc.
There is Only One "BROMo QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE
Look for signature of E. w. GROVE on
every box. Cures Cold in One Day. z5c.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
CAPTAIN KNEW His VISITOR
Also Realized That Even supsrdrsas.
nousht Would Be lmperlIed BY
Presence Of idiot.

The brand-new battleship OF the su-
peterborough type had been thrown
open to visitors. Her captain stood
at the gangway receiving his guests,
pride and delight in his magnificent
vessel shining in every lineament
Suddenly his gaze concentrated upon
an approaching figure. His face grew
pale to the lips; he shook in every
fiber Controlling his terror by a
mighty effort. he turned hastily to his
executive officer.
Clear for action, Mr.. Blooddiet,o he
cried. Beat to quarters. Load with
grape. Order the marines to concen-
trate behind me, prepared to repel
boarders."
AYE, aye, sir" responded the off,
Ger promptly, although thoroughly be-
wildered.
The blood returned to the captains
face and he regained his composure
as he remarked how quickly his or
ders were carried out, and how they
were prepared to meet their formida-
BILE foe successfully. When his eyes
again sought the object Of his fears
He was close aboard. Hello, cap'n!"
he cried, vacuous smile playing
about his weak mouth.
Back" shouted the captain stern
". Back, or I'll blow you upi"
Say. cap'n, that's what you seem
to be doin'." responded the enemy,
giggling.
Don't you try to set foot on board
my ship" continued the captain vehe-
mently. I'm not going to teopardize
boat, crew and visitors for your pleas
ure."
"oh, say, cap'n," demonstrated the
enemy with another silly grin, don't
you know me?"
"You bet / do. You're the IDIOT that
rocks the boat, and you shall not come
on board mine"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Bees Addicted to npops.v

Just add this one to all the queer
things that have happened in the year
of grace 1913 and believe it's true, be-
cause w. e. Baker deputy auditor of
the state of Ohio, says he can prove
1t.
The honey bees near Fostoria, which
is Bakers home town, have contract
ed the opium habit Like the Chinese,
they get theirs from the poppy. Bak-
er and many other residents of Eos
toria grow oriental Eoppies.
The bees have found this out, and
of late they are leaving acres Of
clover blossoms to hunt out the poppy
beds. They work very vigorously for
an hour or SO and then fall to the
ground apparently as stupefied as are
opium smokers after hitting the
pipe. "-Fostoria (Ohio) dispatch to
New York Sun.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Borrower Who Really Came Back.

Contributed from the stock yardsf
Late in the afternoon a poor old back
number hog man" stood at the side of
one of the agents in the Exchange
building.
Its a long ways home" he said,
nand haven't nickel for car fare.
Let me have dime I'll return It
Saturday"
"All right" said the agent. handing
out the money, never thinking Of that
faraway Saturday" but he was mis-
taken. Some weeks later at about
the same hour he came, asking:
Are you the man got dime from
for car fare one day."
The smiling agent answered that he
was.
Il thought SO. Let me have another
And he got it.-Kansas City Star.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11

equivalent to about 5000 tons, which
would require train Of 100 cars to
carry it, each car having a carrying
capacity of more than $4,000 pounds.
Another interesting fact in connec.
ton with paper money is that a mill
ion crisp, new 81 paper bills, if placed
one on top Of another, would make a
column about 26O feet in height or
nearly half as high as the Washington
monument.
United States paper currency is is
sued in denominations of 81, 50, IS,
$40, $40, $50, $500, $500, $1,000, $4,000
and $4,000. The notes are put up in
packages containing $4,000 of each de-
nomination So while package of
1900 81 silver certificates, about seven
inches square, contains but $4,000, yet
similar size package OF $4,000 gold
certificates contains the equivalent Of
$4O,0O0,OOO.
The nucleus of the present building
was authorized by act of congress
July 4, 1886. The building was com
pleted in 1912. 1t extended along Fiji
teenth street and was $40 feet long by
ITO feet wide. By the act Of March 8,
1855, the continuation of the building
was authorized. The south wing was
completed and occupied in 1851. Op-
erations were suspended during the
Civil war for while, but in 1864 the
west wing was completed. Immedi-
ately adjoining this wing at the north
end Of the east wall was the west end
of the old state department building.
In November, 1866, this building was
vacated by the department, and it
was Immediately demolished The
work Of laying the north wing of the
building became necessary in May,
1867. In 1869 this wing was finished,
thus completing the building as it
stands today The dimensions of the
building today are 1853 by 264 feet.
The treasury of the United States
in broad sense embraces the treas.
ury at Washington as well as sub
treasures located in many principal
cities; thirteen minis and assay Of
fees, and about 1000 national banks,
in all parts of the country, designated
as depositaries.
The treasurer Of the United States
is charged with the receipt and dis
of all public moneys de.
posted in the treasury at Washington
and in the various sub-treasuries and
national bank depositaries. He is also
redemption agent for national bank
notes, and trustee for bonds held to
secure national bank circulation and
public deposits in national banks, as
we'll as fiscal gaent for the payment
Of interest on the public debt He is
a bonded official, and the financial re-
attached to his office are
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
let Them Wear ThemI

It is observed that one or two taste
full advocates Of establishment Of the
male dress are writing to the papers
declaring that he should be allowed
by custom to wear not only bracelets,
but earrings, too, II they desire. Well,
who prevents them? They can wear
both If they wish. They can also do
better and wear nose rings, which
would be a more truly American adorn-
ment, inherited from the real natives
of this country Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
.After rhls IA Miami

1t was getting very late, and the
dear girl had smothered yawn after
yawn. Still Mr.. Staylate showed no
signs Of going home. Father wound
up the clock Mother let the cat out,
and still he stayed and stayed.
Wont you sing something, Miss
Minnie?" he suddenly asked.
why, Mr.. Staylate," she replied,
with another yawn, don't you know
1t is considered unlucky to sing be-
fore breakfast"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
RAILROAD SURGEON DISCOv-
Frs WONDERFUL REMEDY
For Man and Beast, the Old Reliable
DR. Porters Antiseptic Healing Oil
Relieves Pain, Stops the Bleeding,
and Heals at the same time

Thousands of Farmers and Stockmen know
it already, and trial will convince you that
DIR. PORTER'S ANTISEPTIC HEAL
ING OIL is the most wonderful Remedy
ever discovered for Wounds. Burns Old
Sores. Running Sores, Warts. Carbuncles,
,Felons, Sore and Tender Feet, Corns, Bun
ions, Itch, Ivy Poisoning. Hives. Rash, Ring
Worm, Granulated Eyelids, Sore Throat,
Sore Gums. all Skin and Scalp Diseases. Al
so for Barbed Wire Cuts, Calls, Sores,
Thrush, Scratches. Cracked Hoof, Shoe Boils,
Warts, Mango on Dogs Canker. etc. Contin-
ually people are finding new uses for this
famous old Remedy Guaranteed by your Druggist
We mean it. 25c, soc, $500. The large bottle
contains about times as much as the small bottle.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11

1.-THE great men are all dead" she
said, with evident regret.
But the beautiful women are not"
he replied, looking earnestly at her
"Of course" she added, after a mo-
ment's reflection, Il always except
present company"
$50 do ]" he said.
Then she asked If he would be good
enough to conduct her to her husband
Judge.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
chafnn Hives.

This troublesome skin affection is
difficult to diagnose at the outset. Be
On the safe side, therefore, and when
ever the skin is irritated use Tyree's
Antiseptic Powder Immediately and
avoid further trouble. 25c. at druggists.
Sample sent free by j. S. Tyree,
Chemist, Washington, D. C.-Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Not colno TO Waste Il.

Young Man Whispering to jew
eler)-That engagement sing l bought
of you yesterday
Jeweler- What's the matter with it?
Didn't 1t fit?
Young Man (cautiously)-'Sh! It
didn't have a chance. Gimme studs
for 1t.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Youthful SLAYER.

A case of "precocious violence" is
reported from Newark, N. j., where a
twenty-months-old infant, supposed to
have been jealous Of his baby sister,
two days old, struck the baby blow
with his fist and injured her fatally.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
AcHY Feelings. PAFN I'M LIMBS

ACHY FEELINGS. FAEN IN LIMBS
and all MaIarious indications removed
by Elixir Bahek, that well known REM
edy Cor all such diseases.
Il have taken up the three bottles Of
your elixir Habek,' and have not felt
ss well and entirely free from pain in
limbs for FIVE years. Mrs, e. Higgins.
Jacksonville. Fla.
Elixir Babek so cents all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from KlocGew-
ski a Co.. Washington, d. c.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
signs.

Billy-Do you believe in signs?
Milly-Yes, indeed
Billy-Well, last night / dreamed
you were madly in love with me.
What is that a sign Of?
Milly-That's sign you were
dreaming.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Is Years Ano

Frey's Vermifuge was first made.
Since then thousands of mothers in
this section have constantly relied on
1t as the most effective worm medi-
cine in the market. Csc. at all deal
ers.-Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
TakIno No chsncea.

"A man never loses anything by
politeness." said the old fogy.
Il know lot Of men who never in.
tend to-" added the crouch.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
RuR-MY.TISM

win cure your rheumatism and ali
kinds Of aches and pains Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie, sprains, Bruises, Cuts,
Old Sores, Burns, etc. AntlssptIO
Anodyns., Price 26c.--Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11

Teacher What little boy can tell
me where the home Of the swallow Is?
Small Boy-Is 1t the stummick?-
Columbia Jester.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Doctors Dues.

"The world owes a great deal to
medical science"
"And it will be the last debt paid"
declared the doctor somewhat bit
terly.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Has to Be.
Il wonder If Diogenes could find an
honest man in these days?"
Certainly, In the poorhouse,"
Has to %.


The Best Hot weather Tonic
GROVES TAsTELEss chill TONIC enfiehea
the blood ana builds up the whole system,
ana Il will wonderfully strengthen and for
tify you to Withstand the depressing effect
OF the hot summer soc
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Mean Hint.

THAT was strong scene, my dear;
1t nearly took my breath away"
Il noticed your breath was still
stronger, my dear"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11

Hrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma
tion, allays pain cures wind collie Csc bottleAM
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11

People who were born on Friday
always have something on which to
blame their failures.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Memphis Directory

"sure Chill Killer" EIN-LAA, best SazaD
known for liver and headaches--wiLhou cRRpEaaA
Dr. Douglas Wise ToHlo for WOnenfresh and strong Ba
By all druggists. TrTons DFus mfg Co. AfrH. As@Pha
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11

Many a romance has its happiest
ending in divorce.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11

The man who has no price is the
only one really worth purchasing.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1913-07-11
Importanf 10 Mothera
Naturally.

This is a shady business"
What is?"
This one Of proTiding people with
family trees"
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Cbe Cbeaters
AT THE PRINCESS.

5Whose Little Girl Are You" tae big tabloid musical comedy now run. hing at the Princess, is the greatest Of these offerings which have sp- peared at this popular play house this season.
 There is more jingling comedy, more lasting and melodious music and more new and novel innovations in this piece than has even been crowd ed into vaudeville before. Of all the musical comedies wlich have been reproduced in tabloid form, none have approached Whose Little Girl Are You for real excellence
 William B. Morris and Grace Thurs ton in the stellar roles, and Helen Gordon as soloist, with Pat Barrett and Lawrence Ackermand in comedy character roles. and with a chorus which surpasses that of any like of fering ever seen here. the piece went big with first day audiences and promises to be a real sensation in tle entertainment line for the re- maining two days of the booking
 Not only does the piece please in it's presentment from the stage, but the entire company gets nearer the audience when solo is rendered from one of the boxes and the re- mainder of the company work from points of vantage among the audi ence. It is a novel feature which not only makes it pleasant surprise but fairly takes the house by storm.
 It is not. often that a local matinee audience warns up to snow suffl- cientTy to demand half dozen recalls but some of the musical numbers yesterday called forth such splendid appreciation.
 Whose Little Girl Are You" is here for today and tomorrow. and un- less all Indications fail there will be merry scramble for seats. Advance booking of seats will be the rule, and do all who expect to see this pretty musical comedy it is advised that they secure their seats early.
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THE LYcEuM THEATER.

Beginning with reel showing the creation of the world, the expulsion from the Garden of Eden of Satan, his tempting to Christ. the evil ac- complished in the middle ages. down to dramatic story of the present day the five reel feature at the Ly- ceum theater, which opened there yesterday and continues today. en- titled satan stands as the peer of any motion picture this city has ever seen. This masterpiece was manufactured by the Ambrosia com Dany, and it is perfect. Never have such wonderful scenes been placed before the camera. Never have so many people been in one picture. Never was there such magnificent stage settings, exquisite wardTobes, and, above all else, such remarkable acting. This is a feature that should he seen by every man, woman and child in the city. Well has it been pronounced by press and public as the greatest educational and religious pictorial sermon ever offered 1t surpasses mere description. It rises supreme among other features and portrays a vivid lesson of truth and goodness. It is motion picture art at its best.
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5EGY'S MUSTARINE BEST FOR CHEST COLDS, COUGHS, TON
 SILITtS.
Rub it on Tonight and in One Hour the Misery of Rheumatism, Neuri- tis, Neuralgia and Headache
 Will Disappear.

It's wonderful what BFGY'S MUS. TARINE will do. Just rub it on anc. coughs, chest colds, pleurisy, sore throat and tonsilitis go over night.
 Toothache. headache, earache and stiff neck vanish in such short time that sufferers who once use it call il. simply marvellous
 A big generous box costs but p cents. and If it doesn't do exactly as we state all druggists are authorized to refund your money.
 lt's great for sore corns. bunions and cailouses. Substitutes won't do. Be sure it's Begy's Mustarine in vel low box, the original substitute for mustard poultice. If druggists can | supply your mail orders filled for 25 cents by J. A. Begy, Chemist, Roches- ter, N Y.
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formed pus and became very
 offensive. She began to scratch 1t and 1t went into sores. When the scabs came off there was a yellowish
 watery discharge. Tho out side of the ear was one solid sore. She tried several diff ferent remedies but received no relief. She had been