Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1913-11-13
Heard on the Streets
OF THE TOWN
BY OUR BUsY, BUSY MAN

: BY OUR BUSY, BUSY MAN
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If possible, the autumn girl is prettier
than the summer girl,
Some men are such dead beats that
they won't even pay compliment.
No matter how much will power a
man may have, he is not able to stop a
sneeze after he has started it,
There probably won't be any cutlery
against the turkey trot" due to begin
in the barnyards in few weeks.
1t isn't the extreme styles that are
immodest If there is immodesty it is
in the woman who seeks and wears
them.
A professor in one of the colleges has
abanoned his caair for a peanut stand.
Once in while people do find their
bearings.
A joke is joke. but how are we all
going to enjoy it unless some reference
is made toit in this column? Don't be
stingy, let's have it.
Thanksgiving ought to be big day
in Iowa and California Iowa has more
TO be thankful for than any other state
in the union and California ought to be
thankful for Iowa.
Why is it that man who will walk
sixteen miles fishing or hunting raises
such row when he is asked to walk
two blocks out of his way to bring
home meat for dinner?
| Gracious, but that young lady was
furious the other evening when she saw
a neighbor girl accompany her steady
to the picture show. And here she hao
been waiting for that horrid thing
almost an hour.
| Last week a run was started on Q
Philadelphia bank by the refusal Of .
teller TO cash an $500 check for a woman
whose balance was only $500 Maybe
the bankers will show her more consid
Grafton after this.
Huerta has summoned Diaz to the
capital by friendly" letter. Diaz is
a wise guy. He will recall that little
corn and the kindly call of "kippy,
kippy, has preceded the execution OF
manya Young rooster.
T Speaking of the high cost of living,
there is at least another year of it ahead
of everyone The short crops, not any,
thing political, will be the cause.
Everything for the table is going to
cost high. Not even corn for corn meal
mush and for old fashioned Johnny
cake viii be cheap.
Is your father rich?" was asked .
tive-year old girl the other day, and
the little one replied confidently: Why
Of course, he's got me And she was
right too, for the father of a sweet
loving, little daughter is richer thar
some millionaire whose money cannot
buy the love of single heart.
All through the ages it has been Gus
tomary to Josh" the men folks about
the infatuations they are supposed to
develop for the cook. (" Times are
changing, for only the other day it was
rumored that one of our own girls haG
suddenly developed an inflammation fo'
1.-THE cook" who doesn't happen to beol
the female variety.
inst because girl, all logged in he,
Sunday best, takes a notion to leav,
town with her father, it is no sign thai
she went away to be married. A girl
has Just as much right to leave town
with her father as she has to leave
town with her sweetheart. A girl who
thinks enough of her father to enjoy
his company ought to land a mighty
good husband.
A fellow loaded to the guards SUNDAY
evening started for home. When he
got within block of his own roost he
started to enter the home of neighbor
who met him at the door and asked
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enough to realize that he had made .
mistake and told his neighbor not to
mind for he had only imbibed too freely
Of the liquid that made men chummy
Some of the women of this town who
are very particular about getting their
family washing on the line early Mon
day mornings rather object to the
"smudges' that are invariably started
about the time the clothes are ready to
put ont. These women believe in equal
rights 60 all, but why not have the
"smudge" on Tuesday, the smoke will
be just rs effective and then no one
will be annoyed
One of our handsome women who has
long been considered one of the nfftiest Of
dressers, but recently purchased one Of
the new gowns so popular in the cities
At first she was delighted with her
purchase but on second Sober thought
she has come to dispise the garment
that looks so sloppy" on the figure
that has always seemed so neat and
prim. The question is, Are we going
to have to come to it,"
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