The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1913-03-21
SHIPS AND SEALING-WAX
THE time has come" the Walrus said,
ITO talk OF many things:
or shoes and ships and sealing-wax,
And cabbages and kings"
The Walrus aud the Carpenter.

| ! Inc time has come, the WAlfub hhius
To talk OF many thinRs
or shoes and ships and sealing-wax,
And cabbages and kings
The Walrus and the Carpenter
After fifteen years of service unde,
Republican rule, Merritt Chance OF
Washington comes out as lifelong
Democrat and lands fat postotlice job
The inquisitiye Washington Post asks
TO which end of his name is this due "
Miss Yoakum To Wed, Daughter OF
Railroad Head Engaged to Francis Lar
kin. Headline. In other words, a par
son viii Yoakum together.
Chicopee, Mass.-Gus and Henr, Rap
lpeno, brothers, were fined 81 apiece fer
ALLOWING vagrant hen, name unknown,
to trespass on anothers property" Name
the first street in Barre that reaches
the end of your tongue and then figure
tout how many dollars would flow into
the Golfers of the state if all the hen
owners We're brought to time for the
same offense.
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In commencing the new owner of the
Boston journal to the dear pee-pul, Mr..
Munsey furnishes the information that
Mr.. Hale SPEAKS the language of New
England" Pity it's he couldn't have
done the proper thing and credited him
with the mastery of Bostonese.
+. S. Brigham of St. Adams, the new
commissioner of agriculture. does the
commendable thing by launching what
many hope will be successful campaign
against the brown tail moth. The pest
has already gained strong hold in the
Vicinity of Bradford and with an army
of the leaf eaters thus within striking
distance of Orange heights, Barre may
well look with anxiety toward its back
door approach.
Of the AS people in Vershire, no less
than 423 are out of touch with Sunday
school workers, according to a table OF
statistics furnished by the East Orange
County Sabbath School association
Walton's 1913 Register speaks of three
churches in Vershire. Whch of the |
three is attracting the largest percent
age of those twenty-five persons who |
attend Sunday schoog
About time for The Globes Chester
to file his perennial story
about the ice going out.
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Kirk Jennison of West Townshend,
aged So, had his first railroad ride the
other day when he went to BrattlebOro
in connection with lawsuit. Ii was
also his first visit to Brattleboro. The
railroad ride he will forget, of course,
but Brattleboro, never
Burning question of the hour in Reads
boro: why isn't the village water let
run into the tub so that the horses can
rink Z" ;,
New York Evening Sum Vice Presi-
lent Marshall has celebrated his tifty
ninth birthday, which rs about the height
VI excitement for a vice president.
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City Turns Out for st. Patrick.
Headline. Snakes turned out Of Erin for
he same reason.
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Colonel Roosevelt will be in Albany,
\. y, March 2s, to attend the dollar
Inner given by the capital city Pro
ressives. The colonel will define his po
ition on fusion at that time 1t is
umored that he is against any kind OF
ickering with other parties.
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President Wilson Showing He Is the
lead Headline Imagine president
rom Oyster Bay having to show who
the head.
A Kansas contemporary furnishes the
tartling information that all the tele-
hone girls in Dodge City are on strike.
later despatch however, states that
iere are only three telephone girls in
lodge City. Farmer Bill Jones whole
airy was killed by lightning one day.
he was full blooded Jersey, too.
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Good old Mary Bender, who lives in
Philadelphia suburb, celebrated her
list birthday last week. Her motner
ng outlived the scriptural limit OF
lree score and ten and Mary allows
at both owe their longevity to the
ct that they never "dolled up as girls
, nowadays.
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Better to raise babies than fies,' is
e heading of the latest bulletin issued
! the health department of New York
ty. Flies can't begin to compare with
bies in the matter of making noise,
it they are easier to swat.
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Charles MARITIME of Hampton, Va, n
ll-blooded Indian, looked with amaze
ent upon the "squaws" he saw along
oadway while on a visit to New York
was a new spectacle, these "squaws" Z
10 tie blankets tightly about their
cs and Bitch themselves to poodle :
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DR.. Charles W. Eliot, president emeri. u
5 of Harvard, declares that neither
)rter working hours nor higher wages
Il cure the ills Of labor. He advocates
z profit sharing plan. After all. the -
pres. has much in common with Adam
nth, V. Berger and man named Debs
in Indiana.
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4 piece of string the common. ordi- n
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