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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
SCALES 15,4s0 FEET
WITH 2 PASSENGERS

Vienan, Austria, June 1.-THE
French aviator, Edmond Pereyon,
who holds the worlds altitude rec
ord for an aerop ane. both for pilot
and pilot and one passenger, broke
the worlds record carrying two pas
sengers yesterday He reached a
height of 15,4S0 feet. The record
with one passenger is 1858 feet.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
Hcoray! Baby To
Rule the House
No Longer Do Women Fear The Great.
csc Of All Human Blessings.

II Is joy and comfort TO know that
those much taIkedo pains and other dis
tresses that are said to precede chlld-bear-
ing may easily be avoided No woman need
fear the slightest discomfort II she Will
fortify herself with the well-known and
time honored remedy, Mothers Friend"
THIS Is most grateful, penetrating CT.
ternal application that at once softeps and
makes plant the abdominal muscles and
llgaments. They naturally expand without
the slightest strain, and thus not oplv
Danish all tendency to nervous twItchlng
spells, but there IS an entire freedom from
nausea, discomfort, seeplessness and dread
that so often leave their impress upon the
babe a
The occasion Is therefore one Of IN.
bounded, joyful anticipation. and too much
stress can not be laid upon the remarkable
influence which mothers happy. ntenatal
disposition has upon the health and for
tunes Of the generation to come.
Mothers Friend Is recommended only
Tor the relief and comfort of expectant
mothers, thousands Of whom have used
nnd recommend It, You will fad II ON
sale at all drug stores at 500 a bottle.
write to-day to the Bradfeld Regulator
Co. 100 Lamar Bldg, Atlanta. Ca. for A
most Instructive book on this greatest of
all subjects, motherhood.
There is wealth Of instruction and
comfort to be derived in reading this little
book 1t Is plainly written. lust what
every woman wants to know, and will be- a
splendid little textbook for guidance. not
only for yourself, but will make Won
helpful 10 Others. And, in the meantime DO
not fail to get a bottle of Mothers Friend
at The drug store, and thus fortify yourself
f-a'n7t any and all pain and discomfort
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
AUT0TsTs MUST
OBSERVE STATE
LAW Or SUFFER
concluded from Page ons.l

fszs1ae9nn<s~~Arzxy
dor violations of the several pro-
visions of the statute hereinbefore
referred to and it is suggested that
owners OF automobiles and other mo-
tor vehicles secure copies of the
state law and make themselves thor
oughly ACQUAINTED with every pro-
vision as ignorance of the law does
not excuse any one.
According to the instructions
given Chief Fuller prosecutions will
follow Immediately in case of viola
tons. '~asaa sa'A ~a~4
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18

She said they took Dorothy Holt
within four blocks of her home and
left her when she said she was no.
afraid to go on alone. Louise Hull's
testimony was along the same lines
Hundreds of persons have been at
traeted by the trial and the streets
are crowded day and night. While
there is great deal of excitement.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
EDMUND K. STALL0 Is
SUED FOR $4,000

New York, June 1.-THE solv-
ency of Edmund X. Stallo. son-in-
law of Alexander Mcdonald. mill
ionaire railroad builder, is question
ed by Supreme Court action filed
here today. George g. Miles, Jr.,
suing as administrator of his father.
to collect $500 from StalIo, al
lnges that he is insolvent and finan-
cially irresponsible. Stallo has de-
MED this assertion
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
CIVIL RIGHTS ACT
DECLARED INVALID.

Washington, June 11A-The civil
rights act of 1875. giving the United
States jurisdiction in the District of
Columbia, in territories and over vess
sells on the sea. today was declared
Invalid by the Supreme Court of the
United States.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
MORTGAGES
HOUSE FOR $4,000

Washington, June 1T.-Perry
Belmont has given chattel mort
gage on his New Hampshire avenue
residence and furniture for $500
in favor Of Louis p. Shoemaker, a
local real estate operator Mr.. Bel
mont's attorney explains that the
mortgage is merely a temporary ex-
pedient TO raise some needed money.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
AMERICAN WOMEN
MAKE GOOD IMPRESSION

Budapest, June 17.--At the great
public meeting of the International
woman Suffrage association held
here today speeches were made by
Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait, Rev.
Anna Shaw and Mrs. Charlotte Per-
kins Gilman, all of whom created a
splendid Impression.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
CARNEGIE SEES KAISER,

Berlin. June 17.-Andrew Corne-
lie was received in private audience
by the Emperor today. They dis.
eussed principal y the progress OF
the peace movement among the ma.
items.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
BEAUTIFuL, WOMEN

1t has been observed that beautI-
fui women always have good diges.
ton. If your digestion is faulty
Chamberlain's Tablets will correct it
a
They are easy to take and most
agreeable in effect. Fer sale by all
dealers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
River forecast.

The Wabash al Mt. Carmel and the
Ohio from the mouth of the Wabash
to above the mouth of the Cumher-
land will change but little during the
next few days. The Ohio from the
mouth of the Cumberland to Cairo.
the Tennessee from Florence to the
mouth. and the Mississippi from be
low ST. Louis to Cairo, will continue
to fall for the next few days
r. 7. Lindley.
Local Forecaster.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18

Journalism. Sailed for Europe today
to make study of foreign Journal
ism. He will visit, France, Grea.
Britain. Germany. Holland. Switzer-
land and Italy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.

Poll taxes for the year 1913 are
now due. All persons are requested
to call at Police Headquarters. No.
I'LL Commercial avenue and pay
same,
II. J. DAcRES,
Street Supervisor.
$40 t..
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18

J.. P. Glynn has just received a
car load Of Sherwin- Williams paints
and yarnishes. 6-I4-7t
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
ABROAD TO STUDY JOURNALISM

Montreal, June Ideal Walter
Williams of the Missouri School OF
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18


Local Data Today.
1912 1918
Highest temperature -. 76 9s
Loves. temperature 80. &c 81
? p. m. temperature 49,. IS 81
Character of day :. ..s... :. Clear
24-hour precipitation None
Sunrise and Sunset.
Sun will rise tomorrow -. 49,
Sun will set ron PROV ..7;19I
Weather Forecast.
Cairo and vi.inity: Fair weather
Wednesday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
Weather Forecast.
NEWS OF THERIvERS
st. re Of River.

Stage of river 235, fall of s
during the preceding "a hours.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18
Knox Cafe Frappe

There are dozens Of these afternoon
dainties that can be made with Knox
Gelatine attractive and novel in sp-
pearance, deliciously pleasing in taste.
These Knox ices are eyselient for
luneheons and dinners, too. Try one
and be convinced.
ZOO ockagss--P Plain ond Aeidufnted.
Both Making Two Quarts y gallon Of Jelly.
wish the Plato Sparkling, lemons are used tc-
harorinR; but with the Acidulated packar.
GENES an envelope Of concentrated lemon luie-
"a great convenience when too busy to susies..
lemons. Both contain tablet for ccIorins.
Let as send you the Knox
Recipe Book and enough
Geinfiae TO make ons pinf
s-ercugh to try most any one OF our desserts.
ruddnRs, salads, ieiiies, ice creams, sherbets.
candies, etc.
fegff< tcok fire. fer Vow ay-oes.rs
Nare--ffaf sasssfr tor le ssasst
cHARLEs 3. KNOX co.
900 Kno. Ave. Johnsscvn, n. T.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18

That Is the output of Budweiser.
The Anheuser Busch main plant and
branches give employment to $500 people.
The main plant covers I42 acres, equal to
20 city blocks. There are 10 separate
buildings "a city in themselves.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1913-06-18

Hundreds of visitors every day go through
with guides to inspect this immaculate i'm
stitution.
One cannot see IL without the convic-
ton that quality is an Anheuser Busch
rule.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11
HE WORKED TO THE END.

Major w. w. Screws, late editor
of the Advertiser for nearly half a
century, worked industriously to the
hour in the late afternoon when he
rode to his home to retire and fall
asleep forever. He was as punctual
at his desk as any employe on the
Advertiser While in late years he
was relieved of the daily grind of
editorial writing, he maintained an
active interest in the daily making
of the Advertiser and every issue of
the paper bore the marks of his ham
diwork. His greatest pleasure was
found in reading and clipping from
the Alabama papers, and keeping well
informed on all public movements.
He made daily suggestions for edi-
torials which appeared in these col
umns and watched the news depart
ment quite closely as he watched the
editorial department.
A few months ago before Major
Screws health began to fail so sig
nally he would come to the office at
night for an hour or two, just for the
JOY of being at his post and doing
something. Then his strength began
to leave him. His office hours were
shorter7%now and then he would not
come to the office at all. But as soon
as he was strong enough again he
would again be seen at his post, scis-
sors and paper in hand and paste pot
near by.
He wouldn't give up, though his
strength continued to leave him. Fin
ally a cot is brought to the Office
he would not consent to being taken
to the cot. He would work while,
and then lie down a while-then he
would work again. For nearly fifty
years that same indominatable will
and energy characterized his daily
life, and it inspired those about him
to work harder and make the Adver-
tiser better, but make it always like
the Major" wanted it made, clean,
wholesome and fair. Fairness char
acterized him no less than his slpen-
did courage and magnificent intel
lect.-From the Montgomery Adver-
tiser.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11
BEYOND THE JOKE PERIOD.

The papers throughout the country
have been engaged for some time in
making occasional comments on the
immodest costumes in which many
ladies appear on the streets and in
public places. They have been in
clined to treat the matter in a jocu-
larly way, but we are here to tell
you the thing has passed the joking
stage and has become a serious mat
ter. 1t has spread over the whole
country and is appearing in every vii
lage, town and hamlet. Women who
have always been modest, upright,
virtuous, Christian, and God fearing,
are appearing on the street in semi
nude condition. When this happens,
it is no longer a joke, it is a crisis.
And it has happened, we see it right
here in Bryan every day. Well may
we pause and ask whittier are we
drifting? Are we going back to the
degradation of Sodom and Gomor-
rah? Are we headed for the age of
Babalonian voluptuousness? In all
seriousness it is a matter for the
gravest thought and consideration.
We have fallen upon degenerate
times. Some old bell-weather sets
the pace, and thousands of women
follow and are willing to appear on
the streets half naked, or even walk
into the very jaws of hell in order
to keep up with the style.
The good women OF the country
should organize against the immoral
and degenerating fad, and if their
protests fail, then the matter should
be taken up by the authorities. The
thing should be stamped out, and as
prompt and vigorous methods should
be used as prevail in epidemics of
cholera or yellow fever.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

The Texas Experiment Station at
the A. G. NJ. College will soon issue
a bulletin on Hog Cholera" This
bulletin will be off the press within
a few days and may be had by ad-
dressing the Director of Experiment
Stations, College Station, Texas. The
book was compiled by DR., r. P. Mar
steller, of the A. & NJ. College veter-
mary department. 1t gives, a history
of Hog Cholera, its signs, how to COM
bat it and gives valuable information
on the production of the hog cholera
serum which is produced extensively
at the A. L. M. College.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11
This DAY IN HISTORY

1S04-Francis ii, assumed the title of
Emperor of Austria, as Francis
I.
1S09-Battle near Alconacid; the
Spanish defeated by the French
under Joseph Bonaparte, and
compelled to retreat after nine
hours fighting.
1S29-The Delaware and Pawnee In
dams became hostile in Kansas.
1S31-Barbadoes destroyed by a hur-
ricane. Many persons persisted
and houses destroyed.
1S54-The Austrian Government ad-
dressed a note of negotiation to
the Gear.
1903-The Irish land bill passed the
third reading in the British
House of Lords.
1904 West indian hurricane de-
stroyed 100000 in values and
many lives.
1912-United States Senator Dixon,
manager of Progressive Presiden-
tial Campaign, annouaces prom
Use of support from several Re-
publican governors.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11
ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY

About three weeks ago the store
of the Parker-Astin Hardware Com
pany was broken into and seven pis-
tolls were taken. The thieves cut a
hole in the back door and crawled
through the opening into the store
and made their getaway without be-
ing apprehended. Sheriff Conlee was
notified and began to work on the
case and has recovered four Of the
pistols and made two arrests, and ex-
poets to soon have the third party
implicated in the robbery, who is still
at large. James Pearce, and Dennis
Bishop, colored, are the two who have
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11
GOING SOME.

The Houston ice wagon drivers are
entitled to the blue ribbon. One of
them recently set his wagon on fire
from a hot box. T hats what we call
going some for an ice wagon.-Bryan
Eagle.
Editor Buchanan forgets that the
ice wagons also deliver few casks
of cold bottles occasionally in the
Magnolia City, and they may have had
the blue Ribbon" on board, with a
rush order; hence the hot box
Gainesville Register.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11
CARD oE THANKS.

We wish to extend our sincere
thanks to our friends and acquain-
tances for their tender ministrations
and thoughtful consideration during
our late bereavement Words are in
adequate to express our sense OF ap-
probation and we pray that Gods.
blessing may rest upon each and ev-
cry one for their kindness and con-
sideration in the hour OF our sorrow
and grief.
Mrs. Roy Hudspeth,
Mrs. Julia Grice,
Mrs. r. n. Batten.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

Gov. Sulzer, of New York, seems to
he in the middle of bad fix. Since
going into the governors office last
ga. ry ne pas annexed a suit for
breach of promise, stands good
show to IL indicted for perjury,
in connection with his sworn state
ment of campaign contributions, and
Impeachment proceedings are being
prepared against him for his Wall
Street operations and other delinquen-
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

The senate foreign relations COM
mittee is in full sympathy with Pres
ident Wilson in his policy toward
Mexico. Every possible effort will be
exhausted to settle the matter peac-
ably, and Intervention or other force
methods will be resorted to only as
the last extreme.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11
REVIVAL AT HARVEY.

Rev. w. H. Jones, who has been
assisting Rev. Sam Thomas in con
Quoting a revival in the Baptist
Church at Harvey, for Rev. r. l..
Nash, left for Navasota yesterday
afternoon. The Rev. Jones reports a
splendid meeting with five additions
by baptism and a glorious outpouring
of the Holy Spirit upon those who
attended.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

The Legislature has one more week
to complete the work of the special
session. So far nothing has been
done. AS usual everything will be
rushed through in the closing mo-
ments, and be full of fatal errors. in
accuracies, and mess generally.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

Old Huerta has changed his tune
sufficiently to say that John Lind shall
have protection and courteous treat
ment. Perhaps he happened to re-
member the laundering of the guns
of Winfield Scott, Zachary Taylor and
Jefferson Davis at Chepultepec and
Buena Vista.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

you can't dig my political grave
shouts Gov Colquitt to the legisla-
ture. The gentleman is unnecessary
ly alarmed. They came not here to
bury Caesar they came to talk. to
wrangle, to squabble-aye, even to
raica hall
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

Col Bailey of the Post says that
over in the "mountings" they do not
measure the corn crop by the bushel,
but by the gallon. The quotations on
moonshine will doubtless be higher
this fall.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

1t was entirely proper and in ac-
cordance with the fitness of things"
that Governor Colquitt should employ
only Mexican laborers to restore"
the Alamo. They are the bucks that
desecrated and destroyed it.-Texas
Republic.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

This seems to be one of the "lean"
years for Brazos County. Well, we
have so many years of jubilee we
have no kick coming.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

Gov. Colquitt is evidently not eX
pecting much good to come out Q
Nazareth.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11
POLITICS AND POLITICIANS

"Suffs" from all parts of the coun'
try are arriving in Boston this week
to celebrate the anniversary of the
95th birthday of Lucy Stone.
The French government has decid.
ed to withdraw the bronze coinage in
circulation and substitute for ii small
nickel 25-centime piec S.
Senator Bryan of Florida, fighting
for one-cent postage, rather than re-
duced parcel post rates, says unless
Postmaster Burleson is checked, peo'
pie will have to go to the mail Of
fees for their freight, and vice versa.
Justice Gerard, the new U s. Am
bassador to Germany, will be given a
splendid reception when he arrives in
New York from Germany this week.
He soon returns to Euorpe, taking up
his duties in September.
President Poincare OF France mas
decided not to take vacation this
year. but to spend his holiday getting
better acquainted with conditions in
the provinces.
The Ohio Liquor League, official
organization of the retail liquor deal
ers of the State, is planning a cam
paign to prevent women from drink
ing in public places. It's officers de-
clare that unless this and other re-
forms are made, Ohio will go dry
within two years.
1t still seems highly probable that
President Yuan-Shi-Kai of China, will
emerge triumphantly from the pres
ent revolution. The rebels are unable
to make progress and have been bad
ly defeated in several places. Lead
ers of the revolt are running away
from the country, leaving the little
fellows to catch the punishment.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11
HOTEL ARRIVALS

J. G.. Battaglia and family, Hearne
Will Critics, lola.
p. E. Ezell, st. Louis, Mo.
r. s. Newsome, Whitaker.
c. c. Gates, I. & G. N.
Tom Ellis, Caldwell.
S. Il. Green, lola.
John s. Arlington, Crockett.
Fred Dubenbacher, Pharr.
Ed Konkrete, Pharr.
e. C. Ruth, Pharr.
S. M. Donaldson, Fort Worth.
B. H. Dumis. Dallas.
J. w. Hall, Kurten.
J. Ellison, San Antonio.
w. H. Mertz, Houston.
B. F. Wright, Waco.
A. c. Lambert, Hearne.
VI. B. Tabler. White Plains.
S. S. Clay, Houston.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

The whistles of the gins these
mornings make sweet music. The
tune may be short and sweet but
Il sounds good while it lasts.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

been arrested and are in Jail await
ing trial. Two of the pistols were
found on each of the prisoners.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

cies. The democratic party does not
seem to have profited much by his
elevation.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

"Suffs" from all parts of the coun-
try are arriving in Boston this week
to celebrate the anniversary of the
95th birthday of Lucy Stone.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1913-08-11

The French government has decid-
ed to withdraw the bronze coinage in
circulation and substitute for it small
nickel 25-centime piec s.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-23

dren. Is destitute. Husband injured |
5 weeks ago. ....
Julius DaIsey, wouId-be author,
1927 Cottage Grove av., arrested
Fhrted to get experience for book.
Alderman favor ticker grant"
Would give 2O-year franchise to
Stock Quotation Telegraph Co.
Joseph H. Francis, ex-aIderman,
arrested. Charged with passing
worthless check at Hub Store.
Mamie Berry, 10, and Edna
Schultz, IL, sought Santa Claus.
Lost. Taken to Juvenile Court.
James Gulano, $40 LOOMS ST.; ar
rested. Hid Elina Baltoro's dog in
basket
go ldepositors, who are asserted
to have $4,000 in Traders Bank, 461 |
E. 31st St, met at 31st st. theater.
Want tSoP' Lewinsohn, missing
banker, arrested.
Or. chas. D. Wall, County Hos
pital, and Miss Sadie Aaron, 1922 W. |
18th ST., injured. Ambulance struck
by street car.
Wayne Paige WelIman, accused of
extreme cruelty to wife, found not |
guilty. .s.......
Vim. Liss, TIA w. 18th pI., died at
County Hospital Found unconscious
with broken back. Police investi-
eating.
DR.. chas. w. Gowens, 30 S. Hal
sted st., alleged "quack" to be tried
today. Said to have wanted $50 to
cure healthy man.
Bernard Harley, wireless operator,
arrested. Miss June Fitzgerald, Mi
ama,, Fla, complainant. Wanted to
beat it after promise of marriage.
Katherone Gurgas, 213s N. Win
chester. av., seized by assailant.
Brother interfered. Stabbed five
times. " ......
( George Wilson, boiler-maker, grab
hnd dummy in front Of II TaOOen-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-23

There's nothing like putting fair
valuation on folks. A baroness is su-
ing st. Louis man for $2,500,990;
for alleged breach of promise, ;Fy2a
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-23

Here is the latest thing fol; kIdsE
A hesitation" skate! g.,--.
It's named after the famous new
dance, and when you buy J:onef it
comes fairly expensive. But why buy.
one at all if you happen to have a.
"pushomobile" and an old pair Office.
skates? The ''pushemobile" has been
retired to the store room long ago
and you'll probably find it there now.
Get it out and lash a skate to each
wheel and you have the hesitation"
and are all ready for the ice ponds.
The hesitation" skate has been, so.
named because it is like the famous,
dance-you skip along a few steps
and then hesitate. With the skate
you run few steps and then jump
on the skate. It's great sport.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1913-12-23
Husband (shavingl

Husband (shayingl = confound
the razor! Wife What the matter,
now? You're dreadfully in-tempered!
Husband-The razor is so. .abominz,
ably dull! Wife-DulI? Why, I rips
ped up an old skirt with it yesterday,
and it cut beautifully. -, 49,.