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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-09-11
Many There Who Could Do II.

1T is said that the devil never takes
vacation" well, II he doesn't. 1t
isn't because he can't find anybody to
run the place In his ence."-Judge.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-09-11
Leper Aaxluma.

Twenty-seven asylums for lepers ara
maintained by foreign mission boards
Of the United States.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-09-11
True Today az Then.

His own character Is the arbiter of
every ona's fortune,-Publius Syrus,
AZ b. G.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-09-11
Lucky Chapa.

Life offers some men bed of roses,
and sends 1t up on approval, too.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1913-09-11

not be bruised or broken. When the
plant is placed press q little dirt about
the roots and I'LL the hole gradually.
Then firm down by stepping lightly on
the top soil
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'QuIf xfA1 r. YOUR
KIDNEYS ACT BADLY

We are nation VI sssst eaters aud
s.ys a ~eii-hno~n authority. who
warn. Us tn b- constantly On guard
against kidney iroabie.
The kianeys do their uimoss ,a
free the blood of this Irritating acid.
but become weak from the orsrNosk;
they gel sluggish; the eIimins'ise
lissues sinx ssd thus waste 10 re-
tained in the blood tn poison the ed
tire system,
whes your kiLa-ys asT. aai feel
like iumes Of lead. snd yoa have
.iinsins pain. in the back of The ar-
Inc Is .ia.id.. full of s-iisnes', OF
the bladder L. irritable. obiisiss you
To .~sk relief daTinE the night
when soa have sstSss headaches.
sssyos,. aad dissy spells. sissriess-
seas. acid s,omssh OF rhsniaa'isfa il
bad weather. get from yoaS phsSsnA-
|risi about four oanees of lad sails:
take a ,abie.poonfai In glass OF
water before h1eskfsse ~s.h mosains
and In = fs~ DAY. yoar kidney. ~,ii
srt fine. This famous salts is made
from lh- a.id of grape. aad isn'as
juice. combined with ii'his. aud has
been ussi for generations I" HASH
asd stimulate eiosx-i kidneys. TO
ne,sIsaiis- is- acids In ,h- urin" -
IL i. NO Longer soir.s ot Irritation.
thus ending urinary and bladder dis
|oFdcgs.
Jaa salt. il Inexpensive aai ean-
rot ihjuf-; makes sd eiisa'tai .ftsf'
vcsesa, iiihia-~as-f dfinA. ani mo-
body esa msks = mistake by taking a
little occasionally 10 keep the kian-f.
clean saa active
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s'asia.s. Thomas.
land of the Misa;s. k..i.t.
iIassr. Johnson.
Th. White lAacs Nurse. Ab,-s''.
cNH Government os colorado.
Hatch.
rh- Land Qn-.ii.'n. ii.nry George.
First View ot EaEiish Literature.
Naosi, ani Vincent.
sirst View oi IL siish ana NmeTi-
.ap Literature. .iooiy AMI Nin,cr'.
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NATIONALS new PRESIDENT Won FAME As
4 GALL PLAYER As WELL As POLITICIAN

So,s. yeats ago ID risi.burs. johs
ksai~y r~ssr. . clerk in ~ Office
in sh- smoky city xs.ia-A asis~ =
reputation a, bali player. Hs hsd
ssff-sea with ~ health. ani ~ the
an,ieS a. - ph,sssisa. sar'sh' o',i.
iosr -a,plcy m-al. ,nt ~nlesc-i vrs-
ie>sioaai BASEBALL, rhsi marked
ih- hcsianias .f the career of th~
man who VAS is'es TO besor,~ goser.
nor of TeaAsyltsais. sad who TO-
DAY ~as elected la the ps~sii-re, ot
the Nssioaai iessue to succeed i'.es.
,dcnt Tom Lynch.
iohn kiai-y r-a.s ~as bern In
ireland. July Ga. i>s5. When he
was . ,cssp old nj. parcais came To
America ani settled In f,llsburr. A.
~ Tcncr haa t'~co@e quite well
kno~r as an amateur hsiipiaytr. ~
had added 10 his small iacome b,
playing with amateur hall t~ams oa
saturday atir:uooas for 3: sams.
When Il beranc a~~easry for hia,
to lind work IN 'hc ores. hts is,cn'ig
advised hin. 30 become . prnf~s~lou.
ai halt player Auoas thns~ who ~
advised hin, ~as william u. Moody.
iasar . Justice Ia tho i'ntted sssscs
supreme court.
In isS: rcarr onssincd h,s firsi
pr ,tc.sionaI bss~baii ~nsascasrns "a
iirss baxcn'an o, the Pittshurv riob.
lie had become = husky yoiassssr.
weighing more ihaa gao hounds. and
standing norr ihsu stx feet. Tearr
ait not msisc thr tremendous bit his
friends. had prcdicsrd.s- asd bcforc
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M'GRAW|S T0RlESlEER 10 |
JOHNSON; BRANDED FAKES

Chi-aso. Is-e- 1.-The aasiSasi
commission has Nc, AhssaOsed il
ieris To sapp's.s the evil of publish
inx baseball artiri~- sii-s~d tn hare
been written by hail PLAYERS srrOTd-
Ins io rrsriisas Johasoa u the
American league. ~ho r~scriis
tsAnG.a ss fakes article. rsreali!
published Par'sttiaE to have come
iTon Manager Neirs~ of The New
York Giants aboard the steamer -
which the worlds ioarisss ssiled for
JarAn last nisAth.
President johessa declared the
ecanrnisiou lad the siEa-i siAi-usent
OF Nanss-r MsGssw that his eoassc-
iion with baseball syndicate writers
terminated when the Gisass asd
White HcS boarded their steamer.
sat isas IL any article. pusi.stias
In b~ ~riisen b, him a. . later date
than that we're published they were
unauthorized
Nr, Johbson farther stated that =
N.~ So.E syadfess- lad is~titioned
the national eomasssioa io allow u
Ia 10" Met.rs~'s name sisnef To ~.
ii.ies .on-srniss the WORLDS tour.
bus that 40 80. arsoans-i, op,os-h
sc this d-espi 'os ot the pubic.
III the practice soasianes." ssid
re Auscsirah league -s~ruii,e. we
stall officially brsaa these articles
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SPORT NOTES

n Fred Clarke. manager Of the
PittsburR Pirates. is succcssful In oh.
tanning Joc Tinker. he viii have sn
,nticid Of four 500 hsttcrx. Accord.
ing to Tinker. Clarke will install
him at short. and send Wagner To
first base. The ex.manascr of tho
Cincinnati Reds said that he had not
discussed or even contemplated Join
inE tho Federal league. President
Gilmore Of the Federal league has dc.
nicd re c.,orts that Tinker 10 cxpccirr
TO sign a contract.
Biiiy Walters. the Chicago sailor
wcltcrwcight, is anxious to secure n
match with either Wildcat Ferns
or Harry Bruwer In Kansas City.
Walters is booked to meet spike
Kelly Of Chicago at st. Joseph. No.
on December is. Nhlters declared
that II kcrns and Brewer refused to
meet him he would tanklc with any
other weltcr in the world at his
weight.
/ Either the Giants or the Federal
league will be the haven Of Ed Kon-
stchy. star first sacker OF the a..
Louis Cards. konetchy has received
an offer Of $4,000 II he will jump to
the Federal league and take five
players with him. Among tho lat
ter ID said to be pitcher Harry Sal
lee. and Arnold Hauser. shortstop.
/. Packey Mcfarland. according to
q coast critic. 10 the real wciter.
weight champion Of the universe.
Mcfarland should not receive credit
from the fans for knocking around
boys who weigh 10 pounds less
than he. but should take on Mike
Jimmy Claby or wildcat"
Ferns.
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- fakes. Then u the newspapers
soasisws rutii.hius thesa. the pab-
iio need not b. deesi,si.
A. the lass worlds series Msdra~'
appeared before shs sonmission Ano
stated hs'~ss cppns.d 10 he psar-
tiee OF usias players Games sc'.-
neetrd With articles puri-ostins 4,
hsve beea wsi,iea by them Aad inst
hs would ai.soriiaee the use of his
ows ssme In that form. IL u s4-rs-
anse Of . Nesba, proni,s he p~rmh-
tea the ute of his name during the
trip sefos tn. eoasta~st II ia
~osid's tourists. but that arsshee-
isesi t@ssniasied at vsaeoaSes snd
Mensaw wired tho commission b-
fore sailing that h- vas through ~
WRITER and tlat any uvtI~s
ms. Of tie usr.s would he uIsnssor-
ised.
la the la.e cf that = N-~ NosA
syadiesss has lad the nerve to petit
iioa the commission 10 fake article.
bs Menr1~. and has induced friends
io attempt 10 iafiaenee msmi'srs Of
it- commission. rr~sii-nt i.sseh of
tho Sattoaai league has given his
coassas. I un..ssssnd. hut that viii
rot count. ~ Mr.. Lynch ~i'i .s sai
Of baseball aIsr ts-s~m''~r y and.
os ~euss~. will have no farther la
lrfeo4 in lhr ,rnrt -
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BOOKS LATELY PLACED
on LIBRARY SHELVES

The librarian III i,r ''ssa- sis
..ubiis ii.rat, rrI.oris that the fol.
ic~ins n-~ .ooss have recently
''v>cn added ~ the library:
Elementary Psychology. Paiiip..
Manual On reading. i.aing.
tn. Recitation. ,tci,,.
Vocational Education. Gillette.
Life Of Grover Cleveland. Good.
.,,h.
Anu,'a,-d Statutes 1871: Uthrc-
volumns'. AiiiIs.
Ne ani Our chiidtcm. ilu,cLin-
-on.
Principles oi Teaching. Thurn.
dSk-.
Flaw In lii" Sapphire. Snyder.
Mother look. Sanss,cr.
History Of Colorado two vol.
umnsi. 3miicy.
Text Hook OF China Painting.
Miller.
Natural iiisiory NJ Religious Feel
ing. Corncii,on.
Enri'sh Men of Letters torty-ii,c
soiunms' Morley.
Utopia. More.
Tom Jones. Fielding.
Specimens oI Pre- ,-Shakc-p-ur.ai,
Dramas. Manly.
Bcs, E.izabcthan Plays. TLaycr.
study Of Prose Fiction. Perry.
History Of United States. IIasscit.
Quest OF Happiness. Hills.
Cuorc. Amicis.
Venetian June. Fuller.
7. Tcuibaron. Burnett.
I.and Of the Ciift Dwclicrs. Chaplin
Cross OF the Magi. Higgins.
Sclf-Propcllcd Vehicles. iion,ans.
Index Vol. III. New York Times.
Street Directory OF United States.
United States Po.totfipc Department.
Divine Healing. Bycrs.
History OF Italian Turkish War.
bechler.
IIricf Course In History of Educa-
tion, Monroe.
Great American universities.
Slosson.
Introduction to the Stud, OF So-
cicty. Small and Vincent.
Horace Mann. Hinsdaic.
Dr. FnMst,is. MarlOwc.
Industrial Chemistry. Rogers.
Mans Religion. Smith.
Modern Educators. Misawa.
pillar OF Light. Tracy.
Captured: Sandy Ray. King.
Old Middlcton's Money. Hay.
Antiquities OF Moundbuiidcrs,
Hcwctt.
Pol1yannR. Porter.
broken Halo. Barclay. %
virginia. Glasgow.
Gold, White.
Way Home. King.
Wcstways. Mitchell
Honorable Mr.. Tnwnish. Farnol,
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Sha season ne. sa,s oser L.. sss re-
i~ssr.i and ia,n.'s thu t.,iiir,ofs
team. A. his own srrs~se lie ~ss
released q. III, us@~rhiii. 3iass..
club. where Lr Hn,.h~,l cat the sra
sou. To return - .usise.s ssais. Oh,
tanning = cir' 'ssa,. vita u piiss.nrs
ho,,.~. 'ir continued To piny ANA
scur baseball. however.
'.'-nst'> brilliant s~sari ns 6
pitcher ia and asouad Pit,shusu
brought HIN 10 the sii~atson Of A
a. SpalAlns. sai led io = toi. ~slh
csptaia An.on's old chiessn White
stacttrxS. rats time 1~.er mosr
spas made sc.d. lie acquired . aA-
s,oosi reputation. iic Sas on- IT the
mon shus~n by spsidi1s to make 'h~
ts;nouS~ baseball tour cf tho world
win the, N,,iic ssoekisss sad Az.
Hsltoasis in iSsA-.. a.d acted -
secretary. ~ ~cli ~ piayinx great
Lali.
In 1921 Tea-. Abandoned prosr-.
stoual baseball and rctiied In Char.
l1rot. Pa. wh-ss he srnia entered
bu>ias,.. acquired iutcrssts In scv-
crai large corporations. bean.- .rcsi.
drni Of hank and head Of . street
railway sysscm. Ills fortune h csai.
mated al slosc to Si.oIJ.a00. In
Is". Mr.. rcucr became constca.
man. aah al the ~Srisalicn oi his
tenn aAs nominated for governor ol
Pcns,isania " .hc Republicans and
elected. His torn, will expire Jan
uary !. 1915. Governor Tcncr made
. good record a. chief executive. and
enjoys muci, popularity Ia his state.
The chronicle=news., 1913-12-11

There are three rcd.hot manaG Gcrial
possibilities for tho berth In Cincin.
natl. Otto Kaabc OF the Phiiiics
Roger Brcsnahan Of lha Chicago Cub,
aud Mordccai brown. already owned
BY the Reds. To secure knabc. Herr.
Mann win bc Obliged TO hand over
Tinker and iroh, and II he want,
Brcsnahun. he will have to send
Tinker TO the Cutr.
Packcy Mcfarland made $500 at
ST. Louis In only few minutes re.
Gently. When he boxed Harry Trcu-
dali. Mcfarland contented himscif
with amusing $500 fans. and giving
them the best boxinK exhibition they
cvcrs witnessed. Tho Windy City
Wonder devoted the seventh round to
footwork and backed rrcndai acros.
the ring. when he felt like II. dcspitc
the efforts Of Trenslaii to land.
Henry Dillon. manager OF the Los
Angeles Coast league team. Ia in
spccting number OF California
points for a suitable training camp
for the Angels next spring. Dillon
and Secretary wabber has practical
ly settled on urbita Springs. near San
Beruardino. as the site for the spring
cxcrcists.
Tommy Murphy has II record MS
long IN u mans arm. while Willie
Richie has had less than c5 fiRhts.
II experience counted. instead Of the
fact that Richie is tho champion, II
is probable that Murphy would be
favorite over the San Franciscan IN
the betting.
Tom McCarey is Of tile opinion
that he will be able to develop a
proper opponent Of Packey NcFsr-
land out Of Bud Anderson -Darriea,
contest provided the winner. can
make over 1876 pounds and b strong.
Mcfarland is anxious to bSx' on tho
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Your Stomach Bad?
JUST TRY ONE Dose Of
0esyv's Wosjssid Stsoaeh nsasdy
aed b csaviseed Ihst vss cas
b oootorod To noolth

!. y.a are no. e.ke,s. to. take AssDs's .vsst...
tst Stss~eeh ts~s4S for ~eess and month.
ostor. ..u r:e:tvs AIRY be net, ,--"ne .nse Il usu:
isnstss II Stomach Ailments that ttps arsaI
,ssss s .s,,n stna Gss tny"Es =" a.Hs,sa <
ns.s4t Ia. osen t.sen by ,na2y thousands u
se.MH s a. and Asssiss.s to sufferers who had de-
lain' II q Wonderful Remedy and arc u,sins
Ghefs who may he suffering with StoAsoek,
Ldcsr and intsstteai Afisssats to try II. Mine
.cu. A~,s's Wssksefsf JseesasA RssssAr is ~
lifercnt than t'.os' medicines that arc pi, on
he market for the vaf'ous stomach ,iiincn's-ii
src ,iy In a cias, by Itself, and one dose viii te
.nofe to Crnrtrve the most skcriirai suffers
han icnso other n1ciieines. Results from one
lose VIII ninrss and the benefit. nrc cntireiy
nstura, az !. acts IN the -ourrt und fourtia;t,,n
81 tirss ATTN -nts. removing too ts'isnnouS ca
,afrs hnti olls atcreflorS. and aayus the under
lying chronic Inflammation IN the nli!nrntaty
and in'e.,inni tract. rendering tho same anti.
fpti-. luss Try pas dnee.h Asyss WssSssfsi
Ste6eaeA Rswe61-puttt Il to n test todhy-yot,
~iii es ,o~stloyed, with your auic,; recovery
II snss'sn,Ik do!as: send !tor Ihcokie. on
cSsm'ss. is.is Wsi.ins g.. @ chicsrS. 1HI III. "'a
Hausnan Drug CO. Three stores
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Dccp.scaicd coughs ihs, Fcsist or
dinary remedies rcauirc both extern.
al and Internal treatment. II you
buy a dollar bottle Of B\I.i.ARD's
Horchound SYRUP yoa sci tho t~p
remedies you need for the pric. nj
one. There Isl iiERRiCH's RED
PEPPER POROUS PLASTER for til.
chest. free with each bottle. sold by
the Hsusman Drug Co.
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NOTICE


The vrrm~Io Rsn.h. situate! ~
coifax County. S-~ Mexico. ne shas,
IL the deeds for said Land ehi.''
we're recorded IN the office o' III.
|Coau,y Clerk Of coisax coun'y. fro:n
tho Maxwell Land Graat Company
ln Mary " Bartlett. Nay 9Th. 1902.
aud Scpi-mt'cs :;ih. 1909. has been
created = game aud ush preserve M.
der the laws OF New Mexico and u.
senses duly Issued. Under said II.
ccas~s. all game quadrupeds. sad
game fish become tho property Of tbs
owner and no fishiaS or hunting On
said vcrmrjo Ranch will be permit
ted without written permission from
the owner or his authorized agent
WILLIAM II. BARTLETT. u
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NOTICE

Whereas. orr ranch. situated ga
the hcadws,crs at the Co.;iIia Rive.
Tsos County. New Mexico. having
been made a game and fish pr-.cTS =
under the laws Of tho State of Me-
Mexico. known as "Thc Cos,ili
Game and Fish Preserve. AMI
VI crcas. the object Of said game an!
fish preserves being for the pTo,c, d.
tion Of game and fish and their la
crcas. therefor. notice is hereby gis-
Gu that no permits Tor hun'in,.
shooting or fishing. VIII be issu'4i
during the next three years.
THE ADAMS CATTLE co.
by II. W. Adams.
u General Manager.
The chronicle=news., 1913-12-11

eann., salph Y"n. sr.i .sr or I's
Z. ,h. Mtsretoi.E coarany. gi-,r-
land. Ohio. s.i ~c all mail y,u a
lar. !.os'as. rt-paia. 'i.'
.'Ess ] i,osii.t. Mes, rhi;sdciphil.
~. sa'Hs
"Ny !oIi sy.sr.ni. s.a. hsd se,vtc
sf.n.h1'is. ! found N"s'croic 'h"
best ihinE ever usra &c
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A. Hr., aid and = certain r-hi--iy
there's a.;hins The MIsrEKo..E
Thousands os mother. tnsa IL. Scl
sae,.ia h.-.' u lar in III. hoa.r.
II H. III. f.sitiy G.f adults. tu-..
WsIi-,.s sorg T.no.l. i.rsucai,is.
Ions,ii,is. .soar. si!f Meek. A.,h.
The chronicle=news., 1913-12-11

n In need OF printing vi any Kind
phone The Chronicle News. SAMPLES
aud estimates VIII bc chcc-fai!,
given. Phone trinidad iio.
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The Salvation Army can usa any
cast off clothing. furniture. Kitchen
utensils. dishes. bedding. etc. Any.
one having any Of such please phone
Rod 1858 and they will b called for
promptly. Thanks.-capt. Z q
Haas.
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E.iat- A,nsn,i,h. ii. sgnaior.
catcher. i. ~sss,as q. = .D~pan gh-:
ON ran'a In r->as Aia.'niih
h.p~s tn .assh iae majority Of IN.
ram.s for his t-sm r-Ns Nrar.
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Ills III koa-sshy ,a,s hs All, 'Iol
to- the Federal i-asr- unless Mana
s-r Hursins trades hin 4" Nse
York.
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We Guarantee positions 10 our gEad.
uates. We Guarantee oar Ssad.
yates to Employers. Eater any
Time-Pay By the month or Term.
DREHER'S BU8lNEeS COLLEGE,
Pcitrey Building Trinidad. Colo.
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" In need OF printing OF any Kind
phonc Thc ChrouieIc-Ncws. Samples
nnd estimate. viii be chccriGily
given. Phone Trinidad 10.
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a, your drussis
ia IS. ani soc 4
ana = special iaIs-
l..s.l'i,s: sit- lpr
s.. 30.
Sresp, u. subf'ir
,n,-
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NN'o ou ~ sidtt
yo', iia,- - Isr OF
MtSiEao'.l: at
u = n u TO Eit
itSsal'i. suf- relief.
II positively d~s
not Ulster the ten.
d.rr.t skin
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II. following shows rnDii rhs r".umbian Ma
corpapy Ioon. saiuls.
rnnidaa. ca'o.. Dss. 10. 1919,
Mr ~. II. Brown. 1s.s
The Coian.iss Ns'isn.i Life in.aEs.se 90
H0slon, Mass


hereby sstEoA.ise it Of sh-sk Tor 'hoisa'i
which Nr - Aa.ia Gss"'si
de
husband, II Wait carried -
tsS. op,or,aii,s siasers
this Is the
sh,iaEfn the
ps.s.i husband IaaY sasLs
ha,ins during provision
srs-T-iS
fEaidsd \
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Wien ths clltrea ceult
Use nuSTEmlE

NJ tsn. Frosted f~ and Colo. "' y
in,dF rnsamsnis,
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coast
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
His Grace Ungracious

NJ OF without difficulty, the young
Duke Of Knightsbridge-fam
iarly known as the Might bird"-had
been persuaded to accept an invita-
ton TO lunch at the "commodious and
Well-appOinted' residence Of Mr.
Rolls-Rasher, the Soap Emperor.
Toward the end of the meal the
genial Soap Emperor grew more and
more depressed. Not one Of his
treasures had evoked the faintest
flicker OF duCaI approval
In frenzy Of despair, Mr.. Rasher
PLAYED his .rImp card, some price
less Napoleon brandy, declared by
the greatest conuOisseuTs to be the
finest ll1ueur that ever gourmet
could desire
Unable 10 contain himself longer
old Rssher bent across the table with
bulging eyes.
What do you think OF this brandy,
Duke" he asked, with tremulous
genialitv Not bad, eh?"
The "NiEht-hird" slightly opened
one eve. steadied his monocle, and
favored his host with blank stare
"Er-no-not very" he langudly
replied.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1913-10-15
o o The Manicure Lady q .
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

you have an honest face, George, and
can trust you"
Il wouldn't read it TO no one if I
was you." suggested the Head Barber
hastily.
ooh. yes; I'm going to trust you,
George" persisted the Manicure
Lady. listen. George:
''rhs people Of our nation, every sta
ton.
Have a little decoration that's the
finest in creation;
Oh. you stars stars, stare,
Oh, you cunning little bars;
Stars and bars. that's what jars.
All the nations of the world
Hate to see that flag unfurled.
Give them all a slam, Uncle Sam,
Uncle Sam.
For they lift their hats on Mars
When they see the stars and bars.
It's some rag, it's some flag.
/ should brag!
Put il up in every yard
Wave II hard, wave II hardl
All the nations stand aside
When we do that Yankee glidal"
That amt no national anthem, "
declared the Head Barber TT your
brother got up anywhere and tried
to sing that ne would get the hook"
mo he wouldn't George" said the
Manicure Lady. You can't g. wrong
in this day and age if you stick 10
ragtime"
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kTHERE Is one song that amt
been wrote right in this
country up to date" said the
Manicure Lady.
Il would Ike to know what that
Is" said the Head Barber. u never
saw anything like, the way the song
writer's are grinding 'em out"
But none OF them has wrote any
real national anthem" bald the Mani
cure Lady. That is what I was read
iTE in a music magazine last night.
Tae article said that the song writer
who could get up a real national an
lem would make a fortune in d
car
I guess the folks is all getting
ed OF the old fashioned national
ngs like America and The Star
lngled Banner They played The
So rr-Spangled Banner at cafe
ere brother Wilfred and me was
ming the other night. and WilfreG
vHs the only gent In the house that
ROT up Nobody knew what he was
~tlnding for, either. The waiter seen
am standing and came rushing over
with the check for the dinner, think
ing that Wilfred was going to make
getaway, but outside Of the waiter
and me nobody paid any attention
20 him. People amt patriotic no
more. II this country was in dire
danger, as the history books say. and
tho President called for volunteers.
you wouldn't see none Of the young
men Of to-day volunteering unless
they could be sure OF years con-
tract and a little advance money.
That's why I kind Of doubt II a new
national anthem would make any
dough for the composer unless it was
wrote in ragtime."
why don't you get that poet
brother Of yours to write ragtime
national song?" asked the Head
Barber.
IT'S funny that you spoke of that,
said the Manicure Lady. "Wilfred Is
usually pretty thick at getting good
ideas, but he has actually went and
wrote a ragtime national song. and
I believe it has good chance to be
a hit. He gave me copy Of 1t, but
told me to be careful who I showed It
to until he gets It copyrighted, but
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Rather Disconcerting

THE Temperance Society was TO
meet that afternoon. Mrs. Phil
potts dressed in a hurry, and came
painting downstairs. She was a very
fat woman
"Addic. run up TO my room and get
my blue rosette the temperance
badge" she directed the maid. Il
have forgotten It. You know It, Ad-
die-blue ribbon and gold lettering"
Yes, mum, knows II well
enough"
Addie could not read, but she knew
blue ribbon, with gold lettering
when she saw It. and, therefore, had
no trouble in finding II, and fastened
II promptly on the dress OF her mis-
tresS.
Mrs PhiIlpotts was too busy greet
ing her friends 10 observe that they
smiled when they shook hands with
her-soms Of them almost laughed
The gold lettering on the .ibbon
read:
'Bournemouth Poultry Show-Firs'
Prize Bantam"